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The newspaper., 1906-01-19

Japanese batter net getten
swelled oop yust bacos dey licked
poor oil back number Roosie.
Against de real tang ct would bae
DETERRENT.
Maester Casebeer vent from
Pueblo to Rocky Ford las week.
AS das bane probition town, ct
bane sax to Won shot hae got
back home empty.
Now de talk bane dat school
teachers will gif oop yobs an get
married onless DER wages bane
raised. An dane how some of
you poor son-of-guns will suffer.
Yames Wilson, secretary of ag-
ricultur, coomen to Danver das
mont to tax en- stockman's con-
wention. Ay bat Danver fallers
skall show ham how We raise cat
tie an hal en- desc country.
Som fallers tank dey net getten
value receifed for car fare paid
out to go to gofnors reception
Moo Vars day. Dey yust get
cigar, biscuit, an privilege of
shaken hands VT claim yumper.
Yustice of peace en- Colorado
Spreng got put in yail odder day
for beaten has wife. Now Ay lax
to know vat bane use of bein Of
fcer of de law onless faller can
FIX law TO suit hamsal.
An now Roosians tryen to lay
blame for oil enternal troubles on
de Yews. Oh veil, Yews bane
getten blamed for mos efrytang
for couple tousan var, an Ay tank
dey ought to be used to ct an net
mind.
Yerman solyier faller elope Wit
daughter of SAINT Louis brewer
las vaek, an want oil man to pay
ham mellon dollar for dozen such
neat yob. Hae tank fadder can
easy max ct oop by cutten down
quality of beer for few mont.
Das question ought to bae referred
to secretary of state.
Haze knew hae'd appendicitis,
Or at least bad case bronchitis.
An hae want an operation, net caren
for de cash;
Bot de doctor settle question
Diagnosen endiyestion
Resulten from too many meals on
after-Christmas hash.
Anyhow, eft de gran opra chorus
union net win en- treatened strike
ct may result en- getten some
breakers en- vat bane under saxty.
The newspaper., 1906-01-19
Zeb Vance's Pants.

How dear to my heart the pants my childhood
When fond recollection presents them to view;
The pants that wore in the deep tangled wildwood
And likewise the groves where the crabappe grew
The wde-spreadng with square patches,
The pockets that buged with luncheon for noon;
And also with marbles and fish and
And gumdrops and kitestrings from March June
The little patched trousers, the made
The high-water trousers that fit
No pantaoons performed service
In filling the hearts OF youngsters with joys;
They made the decent from Adolphus Jarvis,
Right down through family of ten little boys.
Through no fault OF mine known o others
I'm the tenderest branch big family
And having done service for older brothers.
They come down slightly baeged a knee.
The little patched trousers the secondhand
The old family trousers that bagged the knee.
New York Press.
The newspaper., 1906-01-19
Coming.

Eyes examined free, glasses
fitted, headaches, neuralgia, nerv-
business, etc, prevented by the
well known specialist in Visual
Optics, +. S. Corbin. 2Sth trip
to Paonia. AT Paonia hotel, Jan.
27-2S and Goth only.
Z. S. CoRBIN.
The newspaper., 1906-01-19
Commercial Printing.

OF every sort and kind prompt
ly turned out at this office. Give
us trial order. We want to
prove that we can please you.
The newspaper., 1906-01-19
School Notes.

deOrSe I1dtCu entered room
two last Monday.
Miss Patterson visited the high
school last Thursday afternoon.
The. primer class took up their
work in the first reader this week.
Philip Aver has withdrawn
from school and gone to Craw-
ford.
The high school is the prize
room for tardiness, % cases in
two weeks.
Lester Kuhnley and Guy Star
buck were high school callers on
Monday afternoon.
Room four gives a Tennyson
program on Friday p. m. to which
all parties are invited.
Maud Lampson entered as an
irregular student in grades eight
nine and ten on Tuesday.
The physics class have con-
structed barometer and are now
ready to keep you posted on air
pressure and to prognosticate the
weather.
Some of the new books have
arrived and will be catalogued
on the shelves next Saturday.
Any one in the vicinity of Paonia
who is not taking advantage of
the library facilities now offered
is missing more than he realizes.
A division was made in the
arithmetic classes in grades seven
and eight on Monday for the
benefit of those pupils who have
shown marked weakness on this
subject. The teachers in these
grades volunteered to do this ex-
ira work that all pupils might get
the most good from the years
work.
The school board visited the
school frequently during the past
week and besides inspecting the
work being done they are be-
ginning to try to devise some
plans for the housing of the
school next year for it is very evil
dent that the present quarters
will be inadequate. There are
about $50 enrolled in the central
building now making an average
of over AZ to the room. Thought
is being directed toward garret
and basement rooms.
There are many pupils, es
peially IN the upper grades who
are very irregular IN their class
standing. The teachers have ar
ranged to give these pupils extra
assistance that the pupils may
strengthen their weak lines. Par
ents can be of material assistance
in this if they will see that their
children are given an opportunity
to do the extra work assigned
and more than that, that they are
required to do some work at
home. The corps of teachers in
Paonia this year is as willing
one as any to be found but with
out the hearty cooperation of
parents the year will not be all
that it might be and this is the
standard OF the school and will
be followed to the letter. No
promotion except for work
actually done.
The newspaper., 1906-01-19
Moo Year Resolutions.

On first of Yanawar Yack swore
Hae'd net tax nodder drink:
Ven friends hint dat hae'd soon slop
DER
His eyes hae'd wisely blink.
Bot yesterday dere came to town
An oil TEN friend of Yacks,
An soon de two vent gaily down
Yust for IA smoke at Mack's;
Bot maken merry
Wit Tom an Very
Got copper on deir tracks.
She said she'd meier more get mad
At tangs about de house,
At careless an forgetful lad
Or easy-Goen spouse;
Mex day de kid skip out from school,
Nice skaten place hae find,
OF man get skates on too-broke
rule,
Bot has skates nodder kind;
You can't expect
She'd recollect
Wit such tangs on har mind.
Yulia resolved she put to rout
For guide har sweetheart Yoe,
Mex time hae ask har to go out
She simply skall say" Non'
Yoe big bouquet an candy sent.
She shange har mind real soon,
An den dey to de opry vent
or course she net immune.
Ay understand
De vedden's planned,
Dey skall tie oop mex Yune.
Guide many tousan people max
Such resolutions bold,
An tank dat notang har can shake
Dem from dair Moo Var hold,
So easy to forget desc tangs:
Words bane OF lettle cost:
Smashed resolutions cause few
pangs
Ven to de Winds dey re tossed.
Mex var ven max
Som more an tax
Sam shances dey'll be lost.
Moo Var start out Wit lettle Offer
usual number of murders an
sooacides, an das promise veil
tor future.
Yenrally only guide tangs bane
said about faller after hac bane
dead, bot vonce in While a case
bobs oop vat yust opposite.
Vashenton faller vat want to
stay en- yail four var longer dane
sentence yudge gate ham must
haf had mighty bad boarden
house bafor hae vent wrong.
Et dry vedder keep oop en-
desc country mooch longer, net
mooch show for many of us to
get on Col. Eaton's water wagon
mex summer.
The newspaper., 1906-01-19

Give your horses a changel
Mixed timothy and wiregrass and
straight wirsgrass hay at the
North Fork Fruit Growers AS
sociatiou.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05

claim on his services. Secretary
 ORourke wrote the Holyoke club
 advising the directors that it had
 been reported to him that lott should
 not be allowed to play. but the club ofhcials believe someone has misin. formed the secretary. lott will bs kept in his regular position.
 The Shop league games will starr at o'clock on Saturday afternoon. and there will be but one game on each ground. as the manaxement thinks it will give better satisfactioo. New grounds have been secured and the grounds at Oakville and Water vile will be abandoned. The sched- ule for Saturday will be as follovp: Al the Athletic field. Waterbury Brass Goods corporation vs Ameri- can Ring Co: at the Driving park. 0skville Co vs the Waterbury Buckle Co: at Corcoran's lots. Waterbury Button Co vs Novelty Manufacturiue Co; at Rye lots. New England Wafck Go vs Berbeeker G Rovland's. The Waterbury Buckle Cos team. which has taken the place of the Steele c Johnson's Co team. played It's nrnt game on last Saturday and won su easy victory from the New Enxland Watch Co. and in all probability vfIl put up good game against the Oak vile Go, vho as ret have not met with defeat
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
BASE BALL TrD-BTTs.

That valloping of yesterday was the worst this season.
 A goodly number of fans got an awful drenching Tuesday.
 The weather was expensive for some of the teams yesterday.
 The injury to Fariey's arm will be a heavy loss to the Prodigals.
 The bunt of walsh's in the second inning was one of the nattiest seen at the meadows this year.
 The willowy Willis. he of the 90 degree drop ball. has won tenstrsight games for the Pittsburgs.
 Waterbury was lucky Tuesday. Dan O'Neill was very much displeas- cd when the game vas called
 It may not be true. but it looks very much as if some of the players are endeavoring to throw Voorhees over.
 It would be better for the major leagues says the Boston Herald. If Sunday ball were entirely done away with.
 Whats the matter with New Ha- ven. Were you afraid to put a little ssvdust on the balls for the Proii- gals,
 Deshon- the crack pitcher of the Cornell varsity team. has signed with the Dubois. Pa. club of the Interstate league
 Billy Murray has q new college fn- fielder for the Jersey City team His name is Grant and ke is in the Hzr- yard lau nchool-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
PHIL JASON ASSAULTED.
Baseball and Roller Polo Player
 Slashed With Razor.

Worcester. July 5.-PhilIip ]. Js- son of Boston. we'll known in base ball and roller polo circles through out New England. and second base man Of the Lowell baseball team. was murderously attacked while standing before the Commercial house In Athol. Mass. about s o'clock yesterday morning by an unknown assailsnt. who yielded a razor with dexterity.
 One deep cut extsnds from the right side of the face to the aldo men It is thought that he vfII die
 H 8 Parks, catcher of the Low els. and Jason had some words with a stranger over a couple of women. it is said. and when Parks vas kro<kef out. Jzeon wenf to hfs ss- siz<1sce. thereby nearly lo<snE his fife The police have 70 cine to the amaflAnt
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
AFTERNOON GAMES. Norwich Made Errors.

New London, July 5.-Play was stopped for about twenty minutes in the fourth inning on account of rain in the game between New London and Norwich here yesterday after noon, and after the rain the game was resumed on grounds which re- sembled mud puddle. Hanigan lost control of the ball in the fourth and was hit heavily in the fourth, fifth and sixth innings. Norwich $ total of seven errors also contributed largely to the victory for New Lon don, to 4. The score:
 RHE. New London 000313O - 8 2 Norwich |. 02000 020 0-4 8 z Batteries and Refrange; Halligan and Accorsini
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Won One Each.

Unionville, July 5.-After losing to the Collinsyille team in the morn ing the Unionville nine won out in a return game here yesterday after noon, 19 to 1. The features of the game were the batting of the locals, especially of Myers and Bronson, and the pitching of Hammer, who had thirteen strikeouts and held Collins vile to two hits.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
CONN LEAGUE STANDING.
THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE.

Thursday-Bridgeport at Water bury double headerD; Holyoke at Springfield: Hartford at New Lon don. Holyoke at Norwich.
 Friday--Bridgeport at New Haven: Waterbury at Springfield; Holyoke at New London; Hartford at Nor wich.
 Saturday-New Haven at Bridge port: Waterbury at Hartford; two games. Springfield at Holyoke; Nor wich at New Haven.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Easf Hampton Victor.

Middletown. July 5.-The East Hampton baseball team defeated the Middletown team in the Middlesex league game yesterday afternoon on Pike's field. $ to 5. East Hampton secured thirteen hits on Middle towns pitcher. while Middletown's runs were mostly earned by errors on the part of the East Hampton boys- The batteries were Devlin and Wall for Middletovn and Peterson and Ward for East Hampton
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Springfield Was Bad.

Springfield, July 5.-Holyoke took the afternoon game from Springfield in easy fashion, 12 to g. Springfield played stupidly, putting up one of the rankest games seen here this season. Holyoke waded into Hess in the third and eighth innings, and, aided by loose fielding, piled up runs in bunch. Springfield hit hard and often, sending Volz to the bench, but it played without judgment and was never in the running. Attendance $500. The score:
 RHE Holyoke 0070O0O5 1-131 13 6 Springf'ld l 03002O B. 9.15 6 Batteries-Volz, Hodge and Baer- wald; Hess and Robarge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
TUESDAYS CAME.

It was fortunate for Waterbury that it rained Tuesday afternoon, for the Prodigals would undoubtedly have received a trimming from Springfield, for when the game was called in the first of the fourth in- ming the score stood to in favor of the visitors. At that time the rain was falling fast and when after half hours wait the weather was still wet, Umpire Tad" Quinn called the game on account of rain. Spring. field got right into the game and made big one in the first inning. Tansey walked, stole second and romped home on Dillard's hit to cen- ter. In the second the Ponies sent brace of runs across the plate. With two gone O'Connor got life on Mo- Andrews error and completed the circuit on Hess's two-bagger to left. Hess scored on Tansey's single. Wa terbury had two on bases in the first, but fast double play by Standard, Robarge and Yale killed the chance of the Prodigals. The home team had only one hit, Jimmie" Walsh beat ing out a neat bunt in the second in- ming. Springfield had man on base and one down when the game was called in the fourth. The score:
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
BASE BALL
SEMI-PROF
 GAMES IN STATE
Independents Defeat the Nau- satuck Fire Department .
 Other Games.

The Independents with young Mo- Namara of Ansonia in the box trim ] med the Naugatuck Fire department team yesterday afternoon in Nauga- tuck. It was pretty even battle up to the close of the game when the Independents by good stick work and a few misplays on the part of Naug- atuck jumped to the mead and re- mained there. The pitching of Me- Namara was one of the prominent features of the game. The score:
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
A Piteher' Rattle.

New Hartford. July 5.-The New Hartford baseball team was defeated on the home grounds yesterday sf- ternoon by the winsted nine. 10 to O Burke pitched fine ball for the visi- tors and Laundria pitched well for the locals. allowing but two runs up to the seventh inning. when several errors nzde.by the locals gave the visitors eight runs ia the nert three fnninex.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Another Even Break.

Collinsville, July 5.-In the best played game of the season Collins ville's baseball team won from the Unionville nine at Athletic park, Collinsville, yesterday morning, 5 to o. Owing to the rivalry between the two towns, many expected to see a close game. The fine pitching of Dunne. backed up by sharp fielding by all the locals, kept the Unionville players from getting within sight of home plate.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
An Exciting Game.

Southington, July 5.-One of the most exciting contests between in- dependent baseball teams was played at Sand Hill grounds yesterday af- ternoon when the Huntsville com bination defeated the Plainvilles, 8 to 2. Disappointed by rain from hay ing morning game at home. over 400 Plainville rooters trolleyed to Southington in vain endeavor to coach their favorites to victory. This swelled the crowd to over 1000.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
MORNING GAMES. HOlyOke Took First.

Holyoke, July 5.-The morning game between Springfield and Hol- yoke was taken by Holyoke, the score being to 4. With two men on bases and two out in the fifth Dowd drove in two runs with sin gle and practically won the game for the home club. His two throws to the plate, each cutting of a runner, were the features of the game. At tendance, 2,150. The score:
 R.H.E. Holyoke .. 000130 s-5 z 2 Springfield. 010300 0-4 8 5 Batteries-Hoffman and Baer- wald; Frill and O'Connor.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05

Earned runs. Independents 8. N. F. D. 2. Two-base hit. Lawlor. Base on balls. on Sweeney 2. Struck out, by Sweeney 2. by Dawson 2, by Mc- Namara s. Left on bases. Indepen- dents {, x. F. D. 5. Double play, Ashmore, Grant and Foley. Wild pitch, Sweeney. Passed ball. Slavin. Hit by pitcher. Mulligan. Back" McNamara. Umpire, Dave Hill. Scor- CT. Frost Time of game. 1 hour and 45 minutes.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Coe Brass Won.

Torrington. July 5.-The Coe Brass baseball team yesterday after noon at League park defeated the Watertown team. 27 to 8. The Coe Brass team made two home runs and three-base hits. The game. as far as the Watertown team was concerned, was uninteresting.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
TOURING RECORD GOES.
ssvin of Texas sn.shes xarh ss
 Hsvthorue

Chicago. July 5.-Ali rorIds rec ords for fifty miles for stock touring cars were broken by ssvin of Tsxas in the ffty-nile ent1rancs derby. which vas the feature of the sufouo- bile races al Hawthorne Tuesday.
 ane time vas 1-os-1f. The formeP record vas 1 i.oEss1. made st st Leah last month Five of the nire s<ar1ro finished the rsce- ". 2. NeDooa1< drove the se1on1 ear. and O. ncGorD the third. ..t.s
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Totals ......4o 1O ll 27 14

Sacrifice hits. Rice. Jope. stCIen bases. Cornell. Hayward 1- Tvo-ba<e hit. Fitrpstrick- Double play. Nieh- ols to o-Hsezn- Hits. of Farley. i2 In A. innings Struck out. by R0z- CTS 1. Base on balls. by CorcoTan I. by Farley I. by Rogers q Hit bv pitched barl. B11yz1- Left on bases. New Haven 14, Waterbury s. Time. 1.3t. Umpire. Quinn Atentzncs. 1.-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
TABLE OF PERCENTAGES.

Eastern league-First game, Ro- chester 3, Montreal 0; second game, Rochester 8, Montreal 1; morning game, Newark-Jersey City, postpon- ed, wet grounds; afternoon game, Jersey City 4, Newark 8; Baltimore 10, Providence O.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05

state league, was banged all over the field in the second inning. the locals getting all their runs in this inning. He then settled down and done ef- fective work.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
EASTERN LEAGUE STANDING.

New England league-Morning games. Haverhill 1, Manchester 2: New Bedford 2, Fall River 1; Lynn 3, Lawrence 2. Afternoon games, Manchester 5, Haverhill O; New Bedford ?, Fall River 1; Lawrence }. Lynn 2; first game, Worcester 8, Lowell 9; second game, Worcester z, Lowell 1,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
saybrook Was Beaten.

Gid saybrook. July 5.-The Say brook baseball team was defeated by the Essex nine on the local grounds yesterday afternoon, : to o. Batter les. Lothrop and Sherwood; Thomas and Buckingham
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Levy Was Easy.

Hartford, July 5.-Bridgeport tried out pitcher named Levy yes terday and he was easy for Hart ford, who touched him up for thir- teen safeties. Crook led in batting for the locals. The locals showed i'm proved form. playing sharp fielding game and batting consistently. The score:
 R.H.E. Hartford 32001 600'-12 Is 1 Bridgep't 0200 000-4 g 4 Batteries-Bronkie and Kritchel; Levy and Harbusch.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Fsss shut Out.

Deep River. July s.-The local baseball team stut out the ssybrook team heer rester3aT morning. to c. Js<t Mccabe va1>js fne forn sni fsf e1G7f fnning1 nc< e5it ens made e4 hls pis<ains- Lothro late ef the
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Won and Lost.

South Manchester, July 5.-Elev- en hundred persons paid to see the baseball game played here yesterday morning between the Rockville and Manchester baseball teams. It was 10:20 when the game was called and the rain was then falling with sufficient volume to put stop to the game if played on any other day. The faithful sat with umbrellas over them and got wet while they cheered for their team. Rockville won . to 3.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Norwich Was Beaten.

Norwich. July 5.--New London took the morning game from the home team yesterday, both teams playing loosely. The game was played in a drizzle. and the pitchers were handicapped by a wet ball. Rankin and Soffel put the ball over the right field fence for home runs, these being the features of the game. The score:
 RH.E. New London 031011000- s 8 Norwich .. 1000 01000-3 6 2 Batteries-Long and Connolly; Plank and Bridges.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
American assocja f

American association - Morning games, Indianapolis IA, Toledo 5;
 Louisville l, Columbus o; Milwaukee 4, Kansas City 2; St Paul 8, Minne- apolis ?. Afternoon games, Toledo s, Indianapolis 3; Louisville '. Colum- bus l; Milwaukee g, Kansas City 0 lforfeited); Minneapolis 8, St Paul 0.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
Rockville. July 5.-Rockville was

Rockville, July 5.-Rockville was severely drubbed in the afternoon by the Manchester nine. The Rock yilles made errors galore. so that Manchester. with less hits than Rockville and less errors. won the game. James. who started in to pitch, was wild as hawk. The players be- hind him were likewise wild and seemed to have bad case of rattles, as the ball was fumbled almost every time it was hE. Ferry, who took James's place. got no kind of support. The final score was 13 to z in favor of Manchester. It Is estimated that there were 5000 people on the grounds.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05

Southern league-Morning games, Memphis 5, Little Rock 4; Atlanta 15, Nashville 1; Montgomery 2, Bir- mingham l. Afternoon games, Mem phis ', Little Rock 4; Atlanta 5, Nashville 8; New Orleans 5, Shrave- port O; Birmingham g, Montgomery 2.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05

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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05

New York State league-Morning games. A. J. & G. 5, Utica 4; Al bany l. Troy o; Scranton 4, Wilkes barre |; Syracuse 2, Binghamton 1. Afternoon games, Utica 6, A. J. & c. B; Albany 2, Troy O.; Wilkesbarre 6, Scranton 4; Syracuse 6, Binghamton 3.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05
THE SPORTING NEWS.

Second game
 St. Louis ........0 o o o O O O O l-l Chicago ...........0 l o O O I 9 I O.
 Hits--St. Louis, 8; Chicago g. Errors St. Louis. 8; Chicago, Q. Batteries-Howell and Rickey Altrock and Sullivan
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-05

At Waterbury and Bridgeport Rain
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-06-30
SLAIN ON PORCH.
Mrs. Maggie Patterson Killed and Her
Rrother.ln.Law Arrested.

Birmingham. Ala June 29.-Mrs.
Maggie Patterson. wife OF a harness
maker. was shot and instantly killed
Thursday afternoon while sitting on
the front porch OF her home on Avenue
d and Seventeenth street Frank Bis.
sett. Ter brother.in-law, a prominent
locomotive engineer. IS in jail. charged
with the murder Bissett and his wife
separated a few days ago. and Mrs
Bissett went TO livew It'll her sister.
Mrs. Patterson. While Blssett was
passing the house Thursday Mrs. Pat
terson was sitting on the porch with
Bissetts baby In her arms. The shoot
ing followed.
When arrested. Bissett was found
10 have a bad bullet wound In his side
He claims that while passing the place
persons hid behind the fence began
firing al him. and as quickly as pos
sible he fired balck and fled. Bissett's
would Is severe. but not fatal He de-
nles that he attempted 10 take his own
life after killing Mrs Patterson.