Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-12-14
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jorlty of us sit in the gallery and
throw things at the performers.-han-
sas City World.
Mrs. Eddy would confer a favor by
letting the world know whether she
still favors it with her presence.-Phii-
adelphis Ledger.
There is some truth in what Gorky
says about New York, but 1t is hardly
worth diving into the siush to get it.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Supreme Court of the United
States seems to regard the Presidents
reformed spelling as unconstitutional.
New York Evening Sun.
The average man knows so little
about what hi is voting for that ii
makes him crazy mad if he has to ex-
plain it.-New York Press.
The Utes scalped a sack of flour and
took away the contents, but otherwise
their warpath seems a veritable path
of peace.-Philadelphia Ledger.
If there are any other railroads that
Mr.. Hartman wants, he will doubtless
| buy them from time to time. To date
he has overlooked several.-Washing-
ton Times. + g.
Some of the defeated congressman
won't be as much missed by Congress
as Congress will be missed by them
and we mention no names.-Philadcl.
phia Press.
Behind the solicitude of Russia lest
there be Il war between this country
and Japan stretches a smile that
reaches from the Balkans to the Baltic.
New York Mail.
You need not be in a hurry to buy a
ticket to Siberia by way of the tunnel
under Behring Straits. Why should
| you want to go to Siberia, anyway
| Philadelphia Record.
! Gorky calls New York Il greedy,
engorged, loathsome stomach His ex-
p%erience in getting away to Europe
must have been something like Jonah's.
New York Tribune.
Russians new Rurik is II Of the
most powerful cruisers in the world.
1t will be a valuable addition to the
navy of the first nation to fight Russia.
New York American.
Don't let me die like a dog" APP
pealed Boni to his wife. And as the
Gould family has always been fond Of
dogs, she saved their feelings.-Phila-
delphia North American.
A bank-wrecker with Il two years
Jail term to serve and a fine of $4,000
to pay Is another good example of the
Ohio idea Of punishment for offenders
higher up.-New York Void
Pittsburg, with it's crop Of murders
and robberies increasing to a pass
where it is likened to a frontier town,
continues to make bids for recognition
as a metropolis.-New York World.
The United States, says the Census
Bureau, is worth $1OG,SS1, 415, 900
it shows that there's quite a lot be
hasn't acquired yet.-New York Amer.
lean.
New Hampshire, too, is getting tired
Of government by railroads. 1t will
get to be, after Il while. so that a rail,
road cannot do anything but carry
freight and Observation-Disclosures
Press.
Rosa Hahn was given Il medal BY
the German Housewives Society fol
having stayed at one place for 10 years
Mr.. Carnegie's attention should also
be drawn to this woman.-New York
World.
prosecuted in the future with the SAM
activity as in the last tive or tire.
weeks, it is not impossible that this
generation may witness its completion
Philadelphia Record.
The list of worlds fair cities length
ems almost daily. Dublin was n Of
the latest additions. Now Seattle is
ANA or Colon will be added, with 6
unique attraction.-New York Tribune
Automobiles cannot be operated with
out good roads. And the clamor foi
good roads that will arise as soon as
they come into general use will result
in a system of highways in every State
comparable to those of European coun'
tries.-New York American.
James Burton Reynolds, Assistant
" q ErE
Secretary of the Treasury, who has OF
his hands a herd of four elephants setz
ed for undervaluation, should be In
formed that there are we'll authorized
cases Of elephants that lived for 13(
years in captivity.-New York Sun.
Chicago's criminal judges talk OF
keeping their courts open night as wei
as day. Well, Justice is blind ana
should not discriminate against dark
ness. Besides, Chicago probably need,
courts open all the time, at least a.
much as any other American city
New York Tribune.
Was that sensational and circum
s~tautial story about Il japanese sp,
sketching Notifications at Manila
sheer Invention Of some anti-Japanes'
propagandist? 1t looks like it, see
ing that no such sketches were made
no such japanese existed and Their,
was no such arrest.-New York Trib
une.
The desire of the South to get
large share of the immigrants WAC ar
1ocking to this country by the million
is appreciated and reciprocated by Id
North. Nothing would please New