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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29
Humor ano Philosophy
THE DAY We EAT.
b, DUNCAN n. SMITH

Oh. turkey bird.
A word
With you
Before
To life i.
You say "Skiddoo!a
Don't think
Because
On you
We chew
That We have got
IT in
Fer you
Or that
We mark
You for our prey
Because we do
Not like
Your way.
No:
It's because
You nicely serve
The ceremony
We
Observe.
Your tender meat
But makes
Complete
And rounded out
The day
We eat
When we give thanks
Because
For why
Prosperity
Has not been shy
We like TO have
You grace the platS
And be there when
We celebrate.
Without you on
The bill
OF food
Our thanks, ] fear,
Would be subdued.
So nicely in the niche you NJ
Is just the reason why
You're ii.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29
Practical.

Practical.
"What would you do if a man should
ask you to marry him?"
'Send for Bradstreet's."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29

The only way to tell whether q
scheme is any good or not Is to try
1t and abide by the decision of the
court when it appoints a receiver fol
your business.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Making merry music every mystic
moment sounds pretty, but you need
to be a cross between a conjure man
and an occult idealist to get any good
out Of it.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29
Could Be Traced.

"That boy of yours will make his
mark
Think sou
II know so. He-has just swiped O
box of chalk
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29

As n general proposition, the people
who owe you money won't even pay
you good wishes.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29

Artificial gas. the goth CeAsury fuel
I0-xk
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29

Use artificial gas for light and heat
lott
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29

CAS- TO 1IA
e..~., ~,Ihe Kind ieg Have LxaYs beurb
As..;''' NWzzeZ1
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29

Artificial gas. the eet4 Century fuel
lott
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-29

| A good opinion Of yourself may be a
material drawback to you unless you
are able to impress 1t upon others.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
SAN FRANCISCO IN PICTURES
BioErnphlc Review of the Disaster
that Overwhelmed the Pacific
Metropolis.

The moving pictures Of the San Fran
cisco catastrophe this week at the Audi
torIum are well worth seeing. The real
measure of what happened TO the Golden
Gate city Is better realized than from all
the photographs published of the affair
In marked contrast Market street is shown
before and after. the fire.. Both sets Of
films doubtless are destined to be worth
their weight in gold some day. IL not
exactly to-day, To many the view Of the
three miles Of the therOughfare, teeming
with life and vigor will be even more
absorbing than the soenes- and the ami
mated representations Of the city In. flames.
A panoramic series shows mile after mile
of devastated sections, both business and
residence. Walls are shown falling, and
buildings being blown up By dynamite
The spectator is taken to Golden Gate park
and shown how thousands of refugees
were taken care of there. Altogether the
pictures are interesting and instructive
A geod-sized assemblago witnessed the
first exhibition. Manager Gillian Of the
Auditorium performed the Office of lee
turer.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
POLICE LOOK UP THE RECORD
Omcers Are Interested in the Ante
cedents of One Mr.. MOuItOn
shaw.

The police are making a thorough in
vestigation into the antecedents OF A. ].
Moulton, alias Harry Shaw. arrested at
the Murray hotel by Sergeant Whelan and
booked at the city jail on the charge of
being a suspicious character. A. charge
OF vagrancY was filed against the man IN
police court Monday morning and part of
the evidence in the case heard, but the
case was put of until Tuesday morning,
as the police judge wanted to look into
the case further before passing sentence.
1t was reported yesterday afternoon that
shaw's case will be brought before the
grand jury with the view of filing charge
OF breaking and entering against the man.
Shaw was FIRST noticed at the Murray
hotel by Arthur Neigh, a cOlored porter,
who at once suspected the movements
OF the man. In police court yesterday
morning Neigh testified ne saw Shaw GO
ing through trunk owned by, J. z. Van
Camp. astraveling man, who occupies room
No. AZ at the Murray. Neigh secured
revolver and told Shaw to stand still until
he notified the hotel clerk. who sent for
the police.
The hotel attaches afhrm Van Camps
room was locked and the key at the ONCE
while Shaw declared the door Of the room
was partially opened and he entered to
speak with Van Camp relative TO securing
a position. while Van Camp said he never
heard of Shaw and has nothing 10 do with
giving employment
when searched at the police station,
key which htted the lock on Van Camps
door was found in his pocket, as we'll as
key to room 4Os of the Grand hotel
Council Bluns.
Detectives Mitchell and Davis. who are
working on the case, stated two stolen
grips were found among shaw's effects.
shaw has been stopping at the Mflsrd
hotel and said he came from Kansas City
The police stated yesterday they believe
the man TO be a professional hotel thief.
Shaw was sentenced ten days by the
grancy charge.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
HARD TO GET JURY FOR WALN
FOFty-Six Men Examined end Only
Six PeremPtOry Challenges
Are Exercised.

The task OF securing a jury to try Calvin
VAIN one Of the men charged with the
murder OF Street Car Conductor Edward
FURY, is proving hard one. Up TO noon
Tuesday forty-six Jurors had been exam
ined and only six OF the peremptoTy chal-
lenges exercised The defense has ten
more challenges and the state six, making
sixteen to be exercised yet. There are
only eighty-six jurors available on the
panel and part OF these are serving on
another jury, so the chances OF having to
resort 10 special venire before the jury IL
secured appear good Special veniremen
had to be called in for the jury that tried
Harrison Clark, one OF Waln's cO-defend-
ants.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
NEW PATROL WAGON IN SERVICE
Vehicle Ia Equipped with All Modern
cOnveBienees sad is
Beauty.


One Of the two new covered patrol
wagons bought by the city, all resplend-
ent In varnish and paint, was delivered at
the police. station at 8 O'Clock Monday even
ing and the distinction OF taking the FIRST
ride in the elegant vehicle a prisoner
was James Clark. a teamster OF Harris
burg, Pa, who was arrested at Eleventh
and Farnam streets at o'clock by Patrol
man Cunningham on a charge OF using
loud and profane language on the street
The new conveyance for errins ones was
the center OF attraction all evening attract
ing a nulnber Of people. The station. at
tAehsg took turns 10 give Il a trial. and
Chief Donahne made a trip 20 the jail
purposely 10 set ride in n. The wagon
presents very handsome and business like
appearances. II IL fitted with electric lights.
rubber tireA with a gong double the size
Of those on the old wagons and eterythins
else 70 match. Il Is also equipped with a
modern stretehsr apparatus for ambulance
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
NEBRASKA CROPS AND SOIL
Rainfall During the Week General
ThrOuEhout State and COndi-
lions Are Good.

The Burlington's crop, soil and weather
report of the conditions in Nebraska shows
everything in better shape than a week
ago. The report considers conditions to
May 26:
Rainfall during the week was pretty gem
eral throughout the district sufficient to
put the soil generally in good condition.
OF the other divisions and soil conditions
are not absolutely satisfactory on that
division. Rainfall was also light on the
ObeTin branch of the McCook division.
On Lincoln division reports show uni
fofmly good condition of the wheat crop;
nothing unfavorable to report. on Wymore
division considerable damage is reported
from dry weather to winter wheat between
Atchison and Nebraska City, In the Vicin-
fly OF Troy Junction damage is said TO be
serious. Reports OF slight damage to win
ter wheat come from other parts of the
and between Dewitt and Holdrege on the
middle line! on the last two mentioned
lines wheat seems generally to be in ex.
ObeFlin, while very little damage has yet
been done II Is predicted that serious dam
abundance of moisture during the present
week. Report also indicates that there
are some places on the St. Francis line
where wheat is not frst-elass, The trouble
is attributed by some TO cut worms or some
unknown cause, which has resulted In
fields becoming spotted, with prospects of
only 70 per cent OF a full crop.
Corn planting is practically finished on
all divisions, and that which was planted
first is above the ground and growing well.
On Wymore division in some localities Il
Is stated that Is per cent OF the total
acreage planted will have to be replanted
because OF there not being enough moisture
at the time IL was put into the ground to
sprout it. This may possibly be some-
thing Of an eXaggeration, but it is what
reports of this week indicate. Corn on
lincoln division and McCook division is
coming up well and there are no unfavoT-
able reports.
Spring grain is generally backward. but
doing fairly well on Lincoln and McCook
divisions On parts of Wymore division
reports indicate that there has been some
damage by dry weather.
The potato crop Is generally doing well
Pastures and meadows are in very good
condition on Lincoln and McCook divisions
but have suffered somewhat for want OF
moisture on Wymore division. First crop
OF alfalfa Is being cut
Reports are very generally favorable for
sugar beets.
Report from Wymore division this week
indicates that small fruit has been con-
siderably damaged In a number OF localities
on that division by dry weather Prospects
for apples and peaches have improved since
last report was made. On McCoOk and
lincoln divisions prospects are excellent
for small fruit as well as peaches and
apples.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
ADVERTISING MEN BANQUET
Decide TO Form = Club After
the Summer season L.
over.

A representative gathering Of the ad-
vertising men of Omaha held a banquet
at the Commercial club at $50 o'clock
Monday evening the purpose of the meet
being to sound the attitude of the men
connected with the advertising business
in the city toward the formation of a per-
manent, organization. There seemed to be
unanimous and enthusiastic sentiment In
favor of an Omaha Ad Mems club and
preliminary steps were taken IN that di-
rection.
Speeches were made by nearly all of
the fOrty-eight present. each one favoring
the project. Charles Black acted as toast
master and started the ball rolling as soon
as the excellent dinner specially prepared
by ID. w. Pryor, the chef, had been dis
posed Of Those present were Messrs. s.
Arnstein Henry Hitler of the Hitler Liquor
company, Mr.. Lawrence of Swift and
Company, f. A Higgins, Storz Brewing
company H. Doorly. World Herald; Victor
White; j. w. Stewart, Miller, Stewart &
Beaten; George Gillespie, News; Nate Hor-
ton, Browning, King & Co.; C. l.. Vance,
Hayden Bros; Phil Swartz, Nebraska
Clothing company; Henry Rosenthal, Peo-
Plies store; Ed Meyer, Berger g. Co.; w. @,
Brandt, Orchard & Wilhelm Co.; Robert
ter; William Kennedy, Bennett Co.; Robert
CoweIl. Fitzpatrick Dry Goods company;
Clement Chase, Excelsior; ]. r. Mavhin-
ney, Mawhinney & Ryan Co.; w S. Hills,
City Savings bank; f. II. Wilson, McCar-
thy-wilson Tailoring company; c. A. Beal,
Central Coal and Coke company; G. skanke.
Thompson, Belden & Co.; w. s. aEdmiston.
Bee; s. Ranger, World-Herald; N. J. Baker,
Baker Bros; s. w. Lindsay, jeweler; John
w. Hosier; F. w. Thorhe, Benson &
Thorne; Jesse Hartman, Hartman Furni-
ture company; Hal Fink, News; A. soren-
son, Examiner; II. F. and c. N. Skinner,
Council Bluffs Nonpareil; J, <. Orkin, Or
kin Bros. T.. r. Roberts. street railway;
]. C. Small. street railway Council BLUFFS;
c. c.. Rosewater, Bee; Frank Wilcox. So
rosis Shoe company; f II. Rowley. George
II. Lee Co.; Robert Haker, Regent shoe
company: c. r. Farrell, Thompson Adyer-
Using agency; A. v. Dresher, tailor; Martin
Meyer, Nebraska Shirt company; George
West, Chicago & Northwestern Railway
company; Nj B. Davenport and j. D.
Weaver, Bee, and H. Hardy, Ninety mine
Cent Store.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
BlIiousness and constipation.

For years I was troubled with bilious
ness and constipation, which made life mis-
cradle for me. Ny appetite failed me. 1
lost my usual force and vitality Pepsin
preparations and cathartics only made
matters worse. l do not know where l
should have been today had / not tried
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
The effects were simply marvellous. The
tablets relieve the Ill feeling at once
strengthen the digestive functions, purify
the stomach, liver and blood helping the
system 10, do its work naturally. They
bring back new life and energy, bright
eye, a clear brow and a happy heaH."-
Mrs. Rosa Potts, Birmingham, Ala
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
Festive Nisht for Thiste.

Sneak thieves stole a pair OF gold cum
buttons and gold pen from the once Of
G. w. HaEen In the Bushman block
Tuesday morning, when John Stern % 30l7
Franklin street stated that some one took
500 brick from his retaining wall during
Monday night.
Detective Savage has recovered a violin
stolen at the Union station. The instTll-
ment Is owned by Andrew Byrne Of 800
East One Hundred and TGenty-fourth
street, New York, and was priced highly
by the owner.
Burglars entered the grocery store Of
SOmmer Bros. 1eOf Farnam street Monday
night and stole 30 pennies belonging 70
Uncle Sam, who has 4 branch postOflce az
the store. The safe which had been- left
open, Was ransacked. The intruders pried
open a window.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
New York and PhiIadeIphia

cannot be more pleasantly or conveniently
reached than by the Grand Trunk -Lehigh
Valley Double Track Route via Niagara
Falls. Solid through trains magnificent
scenery.
Descriptive literature sent free on appli-
cation to Geo. w. Vaux. A. G. p, & T. A.,
Grand Trunk Railway System. lS5 Adams
st., Chicago.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

The following births and deaths have
been reported to the Board OF Health dur
ing the twenty-fOur hours ending at noon
Tuesday:
Brths-Fred pelfs, S7 South Twenty
fourth. boy; UlOn Elmin. TWenty-second
and Mason. girl: John HultgTeen, Twenty
second and Taylor. girl; Walter Miller, eS34
Decatur. girl; Herman Reuter- 2446 south
Twentieth, girl
Deaths-August Schill. TWsnty-sixth and
ArbOr. IS Prank eonka, FOrtieth and Pop
pleton avenue, 81; Louis BtOTek, Izlf North
Twenty sixth, So
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
Fifth ward.

There will be meeting at McHennas
hall, corner OF Locust and Sixteenth streets,
at s O'Clock on Thursday evening, May 81,
in the interests of Mr. Edward Rosewater
as a candidate for the United States senate,
All republicans OF the ward who feel
friendly TO the movement are cordially in
vited 70 participate.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
necorntIon par CIothinR.

For the convenience OF our customers
who wish TO purchase wearing apparel for
Decoration day we will keep our store
open until 10 o'clock this evening Tuesday,.
ER-ROsENBLOOM CO..
l5OS Dodge St
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

by a heavy cold or cough. your lungs
are helpless till you cure them with DR..
Kings New Discovery. soc and 800.
Kings New Discovery. 50c and 81. For
sale by Sherman a Mcconnell Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

Low rates 10 Boston and New Haven
Conn, and return. via the BRIE RAIL
ROAD-Pietures ue trunk line OF America
Apply 70 ticket agents. or ,. A. D0lan
7. r. A.. Chicago.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
1Iarrfaae Lieensea.

The following marriage licenses have
been issued;
George Fare, Omaha, ....................... =
Cassie r. Holthaus. Morse Bluff, Heb... z
Clarence r. Hoyt, Butte, Mont. ........... 8
Ethel GertrIse Davis Nebraska city. =
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

30 10 NNN hcEA On 'N1 EShAbAs
Double track scenic highway. Connects
At Buffalo or Niagara Falls with all lineE
from the west.
Write passenger department. Lehigh Vail
sy II. r.. as South Clark 81, Chicago, III
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
WOnlE IN CLUB AND CHARITY

The following extract from the annual
report Of the art department Of the Omaha
Woman's club gives some idea Of the ex-
penses Incidental to the conduct OF that
department that makes necessary a larger
appropriation than other departments Of
the club require:
Our treasurer's report shows a disburse-
ment Of $50 In addition to this the mem
outlines and prints; for special text books,
SD The department paid In dues to- the
CLUB NlO making total expense OF $3.50.
Or this amount $40 was allowed the de-
partment from the club treasury. $50 was
In the department treasury at the begin
ming OF the year and SIS still remains there
Because Of the interesting character Of
the work, fifty women awaited themselves
OF the opportunity offered by the club
to those who had discontinued their MEM
bership, and In 80 doing added $3.50 to the
club treasury. 1t had been earnestly hoped
that the success OF this movement would
develop plan that might be unanimously
approved by the club 10 place our work
on permanent, self-supporting basis.
Failing in this. the art department has
planned for another year to continue the
study OF Italian art without stereopticon,
using instead the photographs collected
during Mrs keysor's leadership. This col
lection is especially rich IN the art Of
the Renaissance.
Meanwhile the work with the stereopu-
con has been found worthy OF place In
the community and Is now organized apart
from the club upon a self-supporting basis
In the public library building cooperating
with the library to furnish free OF expense
TO the public, not only stereopucon and
operators, but also u collection Of slides.
1t is the purpose of the leaders, both OF the
art department OF the Woman's oiuD ana
OF the art class OF the Society Of the Fine
Arts, to SO coordinate their courses OF
study and 70 30 arrange their dates as to
make each class Of value to the other,
the art department dwelling upon the his
torical and literary side Of the subject
while the Society OF Fine Arts Will devote
its study to art criticism To- this end the
dues Of the new organization have been
arranged to make II possible for many
persons to belong to both CLASSES.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

No trouble to find lost articles II you
advertise for them IN the Lost" column
on The Bee want Ad page.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
Mortality statistIes.

Business propositions advertised in The
Bee go into the homes OF the best people
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30
NOW IT'S WAR TO THE Hit
Herdman Will Extend Fight on Dahlma1
to State Politics.
MAYOR INSISTS HE is NOT SCARED
Meantime Perennial Candidate Hitch
cock Gets Busy Blowing More
Hot Air Into His SENATORIAL
CONGREGATIONAL Boom.

If there has been anything in local
politics recently that has stirred up more
muss than publication of the zero tempera-
ture prevalent whenever Lee Herdman
nears the presence of Mayor Dahlman, the
boys who peddle the dope at the city hall
know nothing about it,
A select few were aware of the-war be-
tween the mayor and the former clerk of
the supreme court, but the vulgar mob
was not wise. Now 1t is said the fight
promises to be carried into state politics
and to mean contesting delegations Tor the
state convention. Herdman is accused OF
desiring to boss state as well as city
politics, and the mayors friends say the
latter intends to mix in himself and show
Herdman that Herdman lacks several al.
mansions necessary to the makeup Of
big boss.
The mayor was asked II he had noticed
himself feeling afraid of Herdman's threat
to tell all about the city campaign to
the grand jury"
mot a Bit" replied his honor, with
smile. I'm never bothered by little things.
Also, / am ready for Investigation. Let
'em come"
All Are at Sea.
Since County Chairman Cosgrove issued
his clarion call for THE faithful TO get busy
and file delegates for the state convention
delegation, the brethren have been trying
to comply. But they are all at sea and
don't know what to do. A lot Of them who
do not like Herdman We're calling on the
mayor Tuesday and trying to get running
orders. On the other hand. the Herdman
people were busy and putting in what ticks
they could apparently knowing Just what
they want TO do. Herdman is said to favor
shallenberger for governor. The DahIman
faction is not quite sure who 1t wants, but
Doc" Hall Of Lincoln seems 20 be favorite.
In the midst OF all this turmoil is the still
small voice OF Gilbert M. Hitchcock. who
wants whatever delegation goes 10 Lincoln
to make fight for his perennial senatorial
candidacy along whatever lines ne may die
tate. Mr. Hitchcock doesn't care so much
who bosses the party 50 long as they run a
senatorial endorsement for him under the
wire. His latest expressed wish was for
preferential vote scheme, but not so much
has been heard OF this OF late. Mr.. Hitch
cock is not saying much about the sena-
torial business because he wants 10 play
safe and take the congressional nOmina ton
without a struggle in case the senatorial
dream does not come true.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

Notwithstanding the stories 10 the con-
trary, Iowa clubwomen insist that they
have no feeling whatever because they are
not to be represented on the program at the
st. Paul biennial, and that those who have
seen At to make unpleasant comments on
the subject do not represent the state
federation or the feeling Of the clubwomen
generally. Mrs. ]. J. Seerley Of Burlington
state president, and who is prehaps more
closely in. touch with the General Federation
than any other woman In Iowa at present,
made the following statement recently, in
the Burlington Gazette, regarding the al
legged dissatisfaction: u
She must be very sensitive club woman,
indeed and one with the proverbal chip
on her shoulder, who sees q slight or an
insult to the Iowa Federation Of Woman 3
clubs in the absence of an Iowa speaker on
The program consists largely OF the adj
dresses of the General Federation officers,
chairmen and standing committees and the
presentation of the various lines Of works
by noted specialists, For instance Judge
b. B. Lindsay speaks on the juvenile court,
and Miss Van der Vaart on the Consumer 8
league, etc. The state declarations have
been especially honOred in having an even
Ing when the president OF each state VIII
present the work Of that state. This ts IA
new feature of the program and Mrs.
Decker writes that she expects II TO be a
brilliant evening. That the best Of feeling
exists between the General Federation and
the Iowa Federation Is evidenced by the
appointment OF Mrs. T. j. Fletcher of Mar
Fhalltown as one OF the commute on plat
form communications This was given to
Iowa as an honor and Is so considered by
the club women. Other honors will doubt
less come during the convention and there
Is no necessity for indignation on the
ground that Iowa has been sighted or In
suited. Club women should mot take the
attitude of resenting fancied sights.
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delegation from the Chicago clubs to the
st. Paul biennial. The oiiolal train leaves
Chicago Tuesday morning. This lie one Of
the largest IL not the DISQUALIFICATION.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

DIAMoNps-Frenaer. 18th and Dodge SITS
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-30

s'srunS sllvsF-F'sns'T 18th and Dodge