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Took Hemp Route.

Peter Anderson, an old and respect
ed citizen of Kittson county, who lived
with Frank HIGHLAND some five or six
miles east Of, Hallock, committed sui
eide by hanging himself last Saturday
morning. His body was found by Mr..
HIGHLAND suspended from the rafters
of granary. Deceased was pioneer
resident of the county, having made
his home with the HIGHLAND family for
many years. He was "a man of mild
disposition and Of good habits. Finan-
cially he was we'll to do, having some
thing like $4,000 in his possession and
his rash act cannot be accounted for.
He was unmarried and about SO
years of age. With the exception of a
sister he had no immediate relatives in
this country.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
The professor believes that man muit

the professor believes that man must
be superior to institutions, yet he Do
clares "the individual must sometimes
be sacrificed to the interests of so
ciety." 1.-THE glory of our race" says
DR.. Mathews, lis that 1t can produce
heroes and martyrs. There even come
times when men must deliberately
cause suffering to their fellows in be-
half of some institution which prom.
Uses vast ultimate good. The patriot
gives himself for his country. The
father voluntarily foregoes his own ad-
vantage for his children. The citizen
is forced to pay taxes even against his
will. The employer is certainly justi-
fed in discharging the employee whose
carelessness endangers the safety of
others or whose wastefulness destroys
the dividends of the company. He
must be a wise man who can lay down
rules that would apply to all cases or
even to single case. 1t calls for prin-
ciples and conscience. The welfare Of
all is the supreme consideration, and
that not material welfare only, but the
highest good to the community nom
every point of view. Yet no mere in
tellectual application of this principle
will suffice to guide ones conduct
Alright. To such apprehension there
must be added q genuine regard for
men, a sense of the value of the in
dividual and real brotherly love. Thus
we return to the need of intelligence
and religion. Civilization that makes
institutions superior to men is q civ
ilization to be destroyed, for it runs
amuck of that true Christian principle
that man is the universal unit"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
BATS IN HIS CAVE.
Insane Man Found Shivering In Farm.
er's DOOrway-S0meone is Hunt
ing Him With Guns.


Subject to terrible visions that ap-
peared at all times of the night and
day before him, Jas. McCabe, claiming
his residence at st. Paul, was taken to
Crookston yesterday from Neilsville
and examined by physicians before
Judge of Probate Thoreson. McCabe
says that there is someone seeking to
kill him with guns and he cannot
escape them. He broke away from the
jailer saying he wished to Sc priest
before he died. John Hestad, farmer
outside OF Neilsville. discovered the
exhausted and covering object at the
back door Of his home seeking pro-
lection. He had been running about
the fields all night in the frightfnl
cold.
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Stationery of all kinds at Kingman's.
Penny tablets at Cummings.'
Kingman keeps pure drugs.
KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING
Farmer Passenger Was Not Quite So
Absent-Minded as He APP
peared to Be.

Abner Gaines, Of the Arkansas rail-
road commission, was talking about
railroad travellers experiences. relates
the Buffalo Enquirer.
Il was sitting in a certain train
when an old farmer came and sat
down beside me.
1.-THE conductor soon appeared for
the tickets. and the farmer showed
his big, hard hands first into one
pocket and then into another. He
got excited and red. His clothes be-
came mussed and tumbled.
"'By jingo,' he said, I can't seem
to locate that ticket nowhere
Well said the conductor, in q
good-natured way. III stop around
again later on
"And he went OF with a smile and
q nod.
In about 20 minutes he returned.
The farmer went through all his pock-
cts again. got red in the face again,
mussed and tumhled his clothes again,
all to no purpose.
"'Never mind now,' said the con-
ductor. You've got that ticket, and
you'll find 1t yet. You're little flus-
tered. That's what's the trouble. I'll
come back again after awhile
And at last the conductor returned
for the third time. But he didn't allow
the old mans third rummage to go far.
He gave loud laugh. Why he said,
there's your ticket, there in your
mouth. You must have had it there
all the time
81 guess l must said the farmer,
sheepishly.
"And he took the ticket out of his
mouth, and the conductor punched it
and passed on. convulsed with laugh
ter.
1.-The farmer was q headed,
solid-looking old fellow. After awhile
turned to him and said:
"'I'm afraid you are losing your
memory, SIR
"He chuckled and assumed a crafty
air.
"'No fear.' he said. No fear. The
ticket was a month old, and was
just soaking the date off it,"
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The boy of to-day has little to fear
that the field is becoming overcrowded
in our own country. 1t is just being
opened. 1t is for the young men who
are just beginning to think what
wonderful world this is, to study we'll
the achievements of the past, and to
see in what manner they are to be i'm
proved. Never did the world call more
loudly, more insistently, for young men
with force, energy and purpose-young
men trained to do some one thing
than to-day. And every year that cry
grows louder, more insistent. But the
times demand men Of large, liberal,
energetic minds, and the man who in
sists on doing business : in the old
fashioned, humdrum way is as much
behind the procession as is the man
who insists on travelling with an Oh
team instead Of by railway
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Personal Power.

That a straight body has much to
do with worldly success is the opin-
ion of writer in the Outing Magazine,
who says: Il shall try, in the briefest
manner possible, to make clear two
things of which am firmly convinced.
First, that there are possibilities of
physical development far beyond the
present achievements; and secondly,
that there are certain very simple
methods by which these possibilities
may in every case be attained. The
first object of physical methods should
be to Strengthen and expand the body.
The world may, in broad, general
way, be divided into two great classes
the erect and the inerect, the strong
and the weak. The epoch makers, the
Cromwells, Luthers, Napoleons, Well
ingtons, Washingtons and Websters,
have been men marked by a
straight spine and broad, high, deep
chest. The mastered millions, the de-
feated ones, have been the inerect."
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Got Three Per Cent.

H. w. Lee of Thief River Falls, has
received notice that the United States
court of claims has awarded him 3d.
900 for services performed for the
Winnebago Indians in Wisconsin
many years ago. Mr.. Lee claimed
$4,000 as his fee for the services rem
dered, and the matter has been be-
fore the different departments at
Washington for thirty years. About a
year ago a senate committee offered
to compromise the claim for $500, but
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14

These, says the editor Of Good Health,
are evidences Of indigestion. We have
two brains-the cranial and the alb
1onninal brain. The abdominal brain,
which is called the solar plexus, has
charge Of the work of digestion, and
the cranial brain has charge Of the in
tellectual operations and q general
supervision over the body as q whole.
When one whose stomach Is in an irri-
table condition takes meal, his solar
plexus may become overexcited, and
through its connection with the brain,
the brain also become excited. The
abdominal brain has charge of the
heart; it controls the circulation Of
the blood, When the abdominal brain
Is overexcited from indigestion or any
cause, It may excite the heart. You
will always find the pulse q little
quicker after dinner than it was be-
lore. Palpitation Of the heart some
times results from generalization Of
the abdominal brain by indigestion. It
/. 10 q tcEy COmuOA tu1uS W uuU per.
sons whose brains are Influenced by
their eating. Many business men have
observed that after heavy dinner
they cannot think clearly and connect
eddy. This is the most common cause
Of the after-d dinner cigar, which mud
dies the brain little more, SO they
do not know that they are muddled.
When. the cigar fails to produce APP
parsntly the desired effect, they take
glass Of whisky, which confuses the
brain still more. This condition of
mental obscurity and sluggishness IS
usually the result Of errors in diet, and
the only way to obtain permanent re-
lief Is to reform the dietetic habits.
Whisky and cigars give only the SEN
sation Of relief, while in reality they
increase the trouble. Many so-called
nerve tones have the same effect.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14

H. A. Kramer, of Chicago, has been
paying visit to his parents in Fidelity,
ILL.,, where family reunion was held re-
Gently. Mr.. Kramer has five sisters and
two brothers, the combined weight Of
the eight children being 2,043 pounds.
After the total avoirdupois had been fig
ured up the other day the Chicago man
said: Father, If every couple raised a
ton of children like you and mother
have there is no foreign enemy on earth
who would not avoid America in a
Scrap
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Ginger for Boston.

34aSc1 4VE !0OSCOus
Here's the mayor of Boston looking
around our town, after finding that one
can no longer have sauterne with his
beans at the leading tavern of his own,
and owning that he intends to impart
more ginger" to the doings at the
hub. Boston will kindly hold its ear
close to the phone, suggests the Brook
Ign Eagle, and observe that he didn't
say gin. but ginger; or, to place the
matter more completely before Bos-
toms understanding, zingiber oficin-
ate. But who has authorized the may.
or to gingerize the American Athens?
Have the Winthrops and Quincys and
Dudleys and Adamses? Has Mr.. Law
son been making secret calls on him?
Do the public library and the Old
South and the Granary need stimula-
ton? Having forbidden alcohol, does
the mayor regard ginger as substi-
tute? Why amt people able to let
well enough alone? Why is San Fran
cisco to be made like Halifax, and why
must the Hottentot learn to play on
the piano because pianos are played
In london? We are drifting toward
an abominable uniformity, but against
this drift Boston has hitherto stood
with admired serenity. Ginger, for
sooth! Is ginger in conduct excellent?
Look at the type citizen of, Manhat-
tan, and say, o ruler Of the east winds,
If you wish to resemble MIN. Here he
comes, surging through the crowd with
both elbows jabbing the ribs OF the
rest, his eyes blazing with the delight
OF battle. people screeching as he
treads their corns, and urchins climb
ing trolley poles to get out of the way.
He boards a car, jostles a woman cut
of the seat she is about to take, and
takes it himself, talks loud, dresses
loud, and is always hurrying after that
dollar which somebody told uim had
been seen just around the corner.
Why fill Boston with ginger when 1t
has that effect? In Boston one goes
TRANQUILITY about with a green bag on
the forearm, volume of Emerson in
one hand and q loaf of brown bread
in the other-tranquilly, because the
resilient knows that the state house is
not going to get away from him or the
subway be closed in a couple of min
utes to allow the motormen their half
hour for Browning and the Bhagvat
Geeta.
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Supremacy Of nan,

Civilization that makes institutions
superior to men is q civilization to be-
destroyed" according to Prof. Smaller
Mathews, Of the University OF Chicago.
In an article in the current issue Of
the Biblical World, published at the
University OF Chicago, the divinity
dean thus concludes an article on .'Men
or Institutions" While on the whole
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14

Mark Twain told little story with
the Jewish sufferers in Russia. "Years
ago." he said, when I was living at
Hartford, Nine. Bernhard played
there, and SO was the price of a ticket.
A widow and her daughter, nice, cul-
tivated people who lived next door to
us, wanted to go, but didn't feel they
had a right to spend IS for an intel
lectual pleasure when there were some
people in the town starving. So they
took the Sc and sent it to the poor
Smiths to buy bread with. The Smiths
took the S. and bought tickets to see
Sarah Bernhardt"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
TOURIST shEEfEKs TO CHICAGO

An Innovation in Sleeping Car Ser.
vice.
The Great Northern Railway COM
pany has met the demand for through
sleeping car service to and from Chi
cago.
The Oriental Limited, the new Great
Northern train. is now equipped with
new tourist sleeping car, operating
between Seattle and Chicago and In
termediate points. The rates on these
cars are about sone-half of the stand
ard sleeping car rates and no change
of cars is necessary between points on
the main line in North Dakota and
Montana and Chicago In either direc-
ton.
4 Ask your local agent for further In
formation, or apply to f. 1. whitney,
Passenger Trafic Manager. st. Paul,
Mimi.
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RlILROA|D|sI
Encouragine Railway Help.

81 53ia aAASVNxu8A0B 6sA4AWays k101ps 81
a AZ Tho initial number OF publication
entitled '-The North Western Bull
letia. : Just issued by the Chicago g
Northwestern railway In the interests
OF is employees. q Z most commend.
able move on the part of the company
IN the direction Of improved condl-s
tons and worthy 81, emulation by rail.
way companies the world over. On
the various divisions OF the road the
agents have organized local agents
associations, one for each division,
and at their monthly meetings various
problems that confront the local agent
In the performance of his daily duties
are discussed, experiences recited and
new methods suggested for the better.
ment Of the service. These discus
slonn result in much practical good to
all concerned. The interest manifest
ed By the management of the North
western line in these agents meetings
and the value placed on their express
sions. is indicated by the opening
paragraph Of the Bulletin: 1.-THE pa
psrs which have been read from time
to time at the meetings of the sta
ton agents associations on the vari-
Gus divisions Of the Chicago. & North
western railway have indicated care
ful thought and keen appreciation of
conditions. They have been of such
interest and inspiration to the officials
of the road that it is deemed advis-
able to secure wider distribution for
as many Of them as possible" When
the management of corporation free
~ declares that the views of their To-
cal subordinates "have been of such
interest and inspiration as to call
for the trouble and expense Of Civ
ing them wider distribution among Of
fcers and fellow employees, 1t is obvious
to all that existing industrial prob
lens are in q fair way to meet sol,l-
ton along the most satisfactory lines
to all concerned. The .employes Of
the Chicago & Northwestern railway,
it seems, are to be congratulated upon
this movement which serves to bring
them into closer touch with their SUI
periors, many Of whom have grown
up with the growth of the road and
advanced to places of responsibility
from, the lowest ranks. Much Of the
strength Of our railways to-day is due
to this training, selection and pro-
motion, by which the most humble
member OF the working star is encour-
aged to climb the steps OF the official
ladder BY right of individual merit
and hard work. and the modest sheet
referred to will go q long way toward
establishing an increased confidence
and good feeling that means much for
employees.
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A free population, ambitious to get
the benefit of its own labor and enter
prise, is the making Of any country.
With freedom will come more general
education and great upraise in Mex
lean life will result. By way of con-
trast, remarks the San Francisco Call.
Mexico and Sweden and Norway offer
an interesting study. Mexico, with
peonage and restricted education, has
a wonderful and rich variety of nat
ural resources. Sweden and Norway,
with cold and rather sterile country,
have individual freedom, and are the
only countries in the world in which
every grown man can read and write.
Therefore the Scandinavians have pros
perity, good homes and a general and
splendid civilization, while Mexico,
with friendly climate and great nat
ural resources, lags behind. But the
signs of advancement are many and
encouraging, and there is every reason
for taking cheerful view of the future
of our sister republic.
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OF Interest to East SiderS
TROUBLE SETTLERS.
List Of Jurors Drawn For Coming
Term of District Court-One East
Grand Forks Man.

List of Jurors Drawn For Comm,
Term of District Court-One East
Grand Forks Man.
The sheriff's office has made up tn,
lists Of the jurors for the cominf
term of the district court. The lis
Selected for the petit and grand jurie,
follows:
F. o. Johnson, Lesser.
Frank Shrek, Tabor.
Erred Patenaude, Crookston.
Edward Lanctot, Crookston.
H. B. Budd, Beltrami.
o. o. Esteson, Vineland.
Carl johnson, Sullivan.
Jas. Berthiaume, Crookston.
E. Himmelsbach, Fairfax.
John Julick, Brandsvold.
G. L. Hanson, Garden.
Tom Logan, Tynsid.
P. C. Moe, Godfrey.
Erick Stortroen, Vineland.
c. L. Coulter, Huntsville.
Thomas Welsh, Nesbit
D. H. Miller, Angus.
G. H. Swift, Crookston.
Chris Larson, Gully.
H. G. Sandli, Woodside.
A. Christy, Winger.
H. G. Berg, Chester.
e. ]. Ulseth, Hammond.
F. w. Kolars, Sullivan.
Grand.
John Love, Fanny.
G. P. HUSKY, King.
G. o. Wick, Rhinehart.
Louis Larson, Esther.
Chas. Ryan, Huntsville.
Knute Nelson, Garfield.
Dreng Grundyson, Sletten.
John Quirk, Tynsid.
Joseph Souve, Crookston.
Knute Opheim, Garfield.
]. T. Sullivan.
Thomas Stewart, Huntsville.
X. o. Bratvold, Fosston.
H. T. Gendron, Gentilly..
Henry Horn, Keystone.
r. E. White, Davidson.
Knute Flakne, Beltrami.
]. M. Stevens, Crookston.
Chas. Mccarthy, King.
John Monroe, Crookston.
julius Wentzell, Lowell.
Mike Sullivan, East Grand Forks.
Elias Gustafson, Godfrey.
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ligious organization the members Of
which call themselves Jumpers Of the
Burning Bush" The antics of the IA
natics have aroused some talk as to the
propriety of permitting the enactment
Of such scenes in the cradle of liberty.
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Boston people are accustomed to hear
Of all kinds of gatherings in historic
Faneuil hall, but none has been more
curious than those conducted by re-
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Smelled Strong.

Smelled strong.
Horse Dea]er-'Undred orse- power, l
suppose?
Chauffeur-Oh, no. Four. 1t is only
I small machine.
Horse Dealer-I weren't going by
The size, guv'nor, but by the SMELL
Cit-Bits.
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MISCELLANEOUS WANTS.

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA.
in tse ss Mnee nG yoSe a q %o1s
and 1t will cost you rs cents to insert
1t under this heading day; 81 90
week; 50 90 per month.
WANTED--SEWING BY THE DAY
by experienced dressmaker. 629 Sec
ond avenue Phone 1880 L.
WANTED-WILL PAY CENTS a
pound for clean cotton ragE Call at
The Evening Times Office
ANON, THE TAILOR, OVER STANCH-
fields, takes orders for suits from
$l3 up; perfect fit guaranteed; give
me trial. Anon, the Tailor.
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FOR RENT.

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
ment in the same number Of WorSs
and 1t Will cost you Is cents to insert
II under this heading day; 81 90 q
week; 100 per month.
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OFFICE FIxTuREs

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graph; then write your ADVERTISE
and 1t will cost you Is cents to insert
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week; SO 90 per month
THE EVENING TIMES HANDLES
all kinds OF Office and bank fixtures
ana supplies and wants to figure
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BOYS EXCHANGE COLUMN

Boys, who are natural swappers, can
or for sale or want ads. II you have
something to exchange, or to sell, Writo
The Evening Times, describing wha1
you have and what you want, and We
will insert an ad two times for 10
cents. Enclose the dime in your letter.
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Hays Poetic Plea for Pass.

A jingle written by the late John
Hay 80 years ago has been dug up.
AT that time he was employed on the
New York Tribune and was the pos.
SCISSOR Of a telegraph frank. He want
ed 1t renewed at the end Of the year
and sent these lines to the proper au.
thority. who promptly acted on the
hint:
I'd rather ride baIky ass
Or lose my hook to q big black bass
Or stand she book agents sass
.s Or dine on nothing but blue mass
Aa Orshare King Nebuchadnexzar's grass
Than carry around q last years pass.
Them's my sentiments.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.

II beg your pardon. waiter said
the tourist in the railway restaurant.
Did you say that l had 20 minutes
to walt. OF II! that II was 20 minutes TO.
eight" Il /; 81 Il.
Il said nayther. " answered the HI.
herman attendant. = said yer had
twinty minutes to ate, an that's al
yez had. Yer thrain's gone nov!'.-
Cleveland Leader.
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The Abdominal Brain.
Many persons suf:er from headache
dizziness, confusion Of thought, or sim
liar unpleasant symptoms, after meals.
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FOR SALE

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graph; then write your advertise
ment IN the same number of words.
1t under this heading day; 81 .Oo q
week; So. 90 per month.
FOR SALE-ENGLISH sETTER PTIPs
three months old; cream Of breeding
oy Plain Rex and Topeka Belle. AZ.
ply Phillip Anon. Tailor.
FOR SALE = ONE TEAM HEAVY
Work horses and harness; weight
ABOUT 27S0 pounds; also one horse,
sime With good security. INQUIRE a.
4. Anderson, of Rice's Transfer Co.
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Let The Evening Times
Do Things For You

gWhen thi. Newspaper has given to
you the last word about the Events Of
the day---when II has acted as sort
Of Central Office in " connecting
you with "all creation lit has done
much for you, Of course. But It can
do more than that. 1t can help you
nun your store. your Office. your fac
tory or your house. Il can carry
your little worries " for you---and
never turn hair. You do not fully
use,this Newspaper i you simply read
: il. You don't really know the news
paper until you have used its Want
Advertising Columns. Il can dispose
Of things fol you---it can secure things
for you. Il can find lost thing. for
you, find any kind Of help you need.
find buyers for your house, your lot,
your horse. your furniture, your shop
or store. leasehold OF interest or
equity. In short, any day, every day
The Evening Times stands ready to
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Mariocracy.

Mary had little man,
With liver white as snow,
And everything that Mary said.
Was pretty sure to go.
PUCK.