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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
T ,o Attcud Church.

Coeur De Lion Commandery Knights rempJar, in full dress uniform; it was announccd today, will attend the ser vices sunday morning In Gadsden S+reet Methodist Church. It is custo- mary with the K. T. to observe Easter in q fitting manner, and il is expected that the full membership will turn out on this occasion.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
DIR. BUCHANAN. THE SPECIALIST
 Treats Without the Kniss

Diseases of women piles. fistuia. stris- tyre skin, kidney. bls dder. privG;7 and rec tel diseases: nervous disea and constipa- ton treated with electricity; syphilis same treatment as Hot Springs; electrical out:i; eonplete; nurse in constant attendance
 Hours 2 to 2; office over Kaadr Kitchen Ish Dexter Averue Montgomery Ala.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

TO draw the fire out of a burn, heal a cut without leaving a scar, or to cure polls. sores, letter. eczema and all skin and scalp diseases use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve specific for piles. Gel the genuine. No remedy causes such speedy relief. Ask for DeWitt's-the
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
pourbt Valuable Real Estate.

This morning Jud Breslin bought from w. P. Welch. the lot and build ing op Lauderdale Street in the rear of the Carnegie Library. The building is between Alabama and Selma Streets, and is now occupied by Kennedy & Lockett as a livery stable. The price paid Is not made public, but the lot is a valuable one.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
VIII Re Popular Sport.

Boating on the Alabama River this summer promises to be popular sport. Many new boats have been put in the river recently and every after noon a crowd of young men go out for a row. Several young men have order ed boats and as soon as they arrive they will also be launched and boating will be one of the principal pastimes of the summer months.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

No Pill is as pleasant and positive as DeWitts Little Early Risers. These Famous Little Pills are so mild and effective that children. delicate ladies and weak people enjoy their cleansing effect. while strong people say they are the best liver pills sold. Never gripe.
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
Was Painfully Injured.

J. H. Martin. a highly respected citi- zen of Plantersville. was brought to this city this morning and carried to an infirmary for treatment. MT. Martin was suffering from a gun shot wound in his left hand and arm which he re- ceived yesterday afternoon near his home.
 MT. Martin was driving along one of the public roads near Plantersville when the horse attached to the buggy became frightened and ran away. Be- fore he could be checked, the buggy was turned over and Mir Martin was thrown out.
 At the time of the runaway MT. Mar tin had a shot gun in the buggy and when the vehicle was turned over. the gun was discharged. The contents struck his left hand, badly injuring that member as well as his arm. Aid was quickly summoned, and the wounds were dressed, but as 1t was thought that the hand might have to be ampu- tated, he was brought to Selma.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

Mrs. $. M. Allison has returned to her home in Carlowville after visiting friends here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

Miss Vera Ellis of Orrville is here visiting Mrs. R. P. Anderson.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
MeIImnn Snrr Goodhxe.

Madison. Wis, April 11.-Walter Wellman bade farewell to his mother here today, preparatory to his North Pole trip. He sails from New York April 2i. and from Norway June 20,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

Misses Addie and Belle Barber have gone to Rome, Ga, to visit relatives.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

"UHIeH AAdNO " UO " TUT HIT write me. I will send free by mail. in plai wrapper, SO that one can know what 1t contains. a trial package of Golden Specific for the Liqour Habit. Though absolutely harmless if never fails to cure the worst cases of drunkenness. no matter of how long standing. It can he administered with out the knowledge of the subject in coffee. tea. soup, milk. etc. and he will be cured in a few days and cured so he will never drink again
 drugs or minerals. It does not ruin the di- gestion or destroy the tissues of the vital organs and endanRer life and health. II counteracts and expeIs from the system all alcoholic poisons and puts an end to all craving or appetite for liquor.
 Under its influence the subject regains his health, will-power and self-respect, His eye elastic. his vigor returns, and he once more feels and looks like man.
 If you have beloved husband. son, brother or father who Is afflicted. send your name and address me at once in the cou- non below.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
SaciaI and Personal.

Miss Evie Youngblood has returned to her home in Carlowville after visit ing Miss Eloise Smith.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
'. M. c. A. Institute.

The institute which has been con ducted by the Pensacola Young Mems
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
To Have n Smoker.

There was a small attendance at the meeting of the Commercial and Indus trial Association last night in the Coun- cil Chamber. Those present. however, realized that something must be done to awaken deeper interest in the asso- citation at this time. Other cities, mo- tably Montgomery, have taken a decided spurt forward. and in Montgomery a
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

Andrew Calhoun of Carlowville is spending today here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12
INTEREST IN LOCAL RACE.

W. A. Anderton spent yesterday Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-12

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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles.

Itching. blind, bleeding, protuding
piles. Druggists are authorized 70 re-
fund money If PAZO OINTMENT fails
to cure in to ii days. soc.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05

An old niger went possum hunt
ing one night. He caught one, and
having a frying pan and bag OF
sweet potatoes he proceeded to pre-
pare a feast. While the animal was
cooking he fell asleep before the fire.
Another negro, youngster who was
also hunting, scented the savory dish
from afar and followed his nose, find.
ing the old negro fast asleep with the
possum before him, the young darkey
sat down and ate the possum and
piled the bones between the old mans
feet. The gravy in the pan he smear
ed on the old mans fingers and on his
mouth and left. The noise of his 60.
ing awoke Uncle Karey, and after a
survey of the surroundings he said :
Nov I wondah if l dun eat dat pos
sum? Dah's dat possum grady on my
fingers, dah's postum grady on my
mouf. sho' dun eat dat possum and
nebber knowed it. But afore Gawd
dat was the most unGllinest possum
dis niger eber ct.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05

whats bachelor girl, Pop2'
"That's what you call an old maid
to her face"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
PAIN NO- PAIN.
1T CURES ALL PAIN.

The best known remedy for Pains OF every
kind The regular price for this preparation
is q cents a bottle. but In order 10 give ev.
ery one an opportunity 10 test It's merits ]
am going to sell 50 bottles at only ID cents
hot tie. and return the money II you are not
satisfied. so you run no risk. / guarantee
every bottle. 4,
II Is a good thing to keepin the house IN
case OF emergency IL is good for hundred
different purposes, IL acts quickly, relieving
pain in q few minutes. Those VINO lIled ~
sneak in The highest terms of IL. only name
few complaints that II will cure or relieve
in a few mi rutes: rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Headache, Toothache, Pains In the stomach,
Coughs, Cuts. and Bruises, Removes al ltri-
tation. stops bleehiDg, can be used internal-
Iy or externally. II Is as harmless as water
"a child may drink a bottle full without
danger. Full directions with each bottle.
Remember, II you are not satisfied you gel
your money back.
also have a good Cough syrup that Will
sell on the same terms. Prepared and for
sale by ,,x,
Shepher1stown, W. Va.
Ian. IL l9O6-3m
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
An Agreement to Insure Happiness After
Marriage.

When William Edward Barger, OF
Denver. asked the hand of Miss Spey-
err. her mother drew up an agreement
which she asked him to sign. He
took it to his father, who drew up
counter.agreement which he required
Mics Speyer to sign. The young peo-
ple-so much in love that they would
have signed anything-afh1ed their
names. 1t is safe to say that if they
live up to their promises they will be
the happiest pair in-Dsnver. Here
are the articles of agreement:
What He Promised:
1. William Edward Barger, do
hereby agree and bind myself to the
following, ON condition that Miss
Mamie Speyer becomes my wife;
will not chew tobacco around the
house or smoke in the bedrooms.
Twill not get drunk oftener than
four times a year-and on these occa-
sions will not disturb my wife.
I will not join more than two secret
lodges, and will spend at least two
nighta week at home.
("The very idea" calculated Miss
Speyer. "Why, of course Ed will
stay at home every night? Wont you
Ed, dear? Mother, 1 do wish you
wouldn't sniff that way. 1t isn't po-
lite.')
1 will not pretend to have business
down town that calls me away right
after supper.
will not kick furniture, say damn,
and throw things around the room be-
cause the laundry has not come home
on time.
will not take girls that work IN
the Office out to lunch.
will not tell my wife how other
mems wives are such good house
keepers.
l will not conceal business condi
| tions and financial conditions from
my wife, pretending to be afraid she
will worry.
I will not quit dressing well anc
run around looking like tramp, say
| ing, "I'm married now, it doesn'
make any difference" but promise, i
able, to buy at least two new suits o
clothes each year.
l will not insist on choosing thu
names for all the babies
| will attend to the furnace mysel
or hire a man to do it. l will no
refuse to discharge the cook. will
not complain or get sarcastic If tn
meals are disarranged or bad, an
finally, l will go TO church with m.
wife at least three times year.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
What She Promised :

What She Promised f.:
1, Mamie Speyer, do hereby agree
and promise to live up to the follow
ing, provided William Edward Bar
ger becomes my husband:
To live within my allowance.
Not to sigh or weep because other
women have prettier clothes.
Not to insist on keeping carriage
unless we can afford it.
Not to invite all my friends to visit,
and not to exclude my husbands
friends from the house.
Not TO Join more than three wo-
mems clubs or insist upon reading my
papers to my husband.
Not to keep pet dogs.
Not to pick out some other man in
the neighborhood and hold him up as
model.
Not to insist on my husband get
ting up in the night to warm the
baby's milk.
Not to hear burglars in the house
more than twice month.
Not to complain of feeling sick,
tired out and nervous oftener than is
necessary.
Not to kick about the furniture and
rugs being shabby unless new ones
can be afforded.
Not to want to go to Chicago when
I know it cannot be afforded.
Not to go shopping more than three
times week.
Not to drag my husband out to eve.
ming parties when he comes home
tired out and worried.
Not to insist that the baby gets its
temper and bad traits from its faith
er's family.
Not to try to initiate every actress
in dress, mode of hairdresslng, oil
walk.
Not to insist on trying to econo'
mize by doing home repairing, paint
ing or making home furniture.
Not to tell my husband the short
comings of the servants every even
| ing at dinner not to insist on talk
ing to him while he is reading the pa
per at breakfast not to ask him t.
suggest what to have for dinner. and,
finally, not to insist on buying hi
clothes.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
StonewaII jackson

moved in a mysterious way. So do
myself. So II you wish your shoes re-
paired, Just call on me At the Weltz-
hcfmer Building. near the Graded
School. Cheap Repairing-aud don't
forget it. Respectfully,
q w. YOETz.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
Hardware Department..

Bar Iron NaIis, hUTsr Shoes. L.t.e
Iron Nasn heltieS, brass. t,,,,
auu PORCELAIN hU,tvS, SAI.rl,
Natne lrous, IrGCv, DUlt, Gov am
Halter Ihalus, tarE. bells. SVI,rr
Doors AMI UNIONS, AMrtl,au
Fence Mlre, barUeu Wire, Saw,
Black Hawk Con- Sn,ler>, Lam
Mowers, Files, Al. sizes bvl,,
Loaded Shells Powder aud Shot.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
An Alabama negro, who had spen

An Alabama negro, who had spent
several years as servant in New
York family, returning to his home,
attempted to instruct the members OF
his family in correct usage, especially
in their language. One day at the
table his brother said to him
"Gimme some 'lasses, SAM"
"You mustn't say 'lasses," corrected
Sam. "You must say molasses.''
What is you talkin' bout ?" grunt.
ed his brother. "How's / gwine to
say mo- 'lasses when l amt had none
yit?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05

CA9To7IA.
s,.,, tina 5Ihs Kind YOu Have Atsays Bought
''ss Z &<4zz1
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
Items Of Interest.


The University of Virginia has
lust been made richer to the extent OF
$4,000 by gifts from two persons.
Charles Steele, of New York, gave
$50 600 aud Miss Helen Gould So
600
His wife having died a month ago,
William Sbumann, farmer near
Shamokin, Pa, determined to break
up housekeeping, and while engaged
in removing tue bedroom carpet Fri
day night found $4,000 in sreenbacks.
It was his wife's savings Of life time.
The Fourth Assistant Postmaster
General has Issued an order whereby
all rural carriers are required to trav-
ell as fixed by the department. and
that they so regulate their rate of
travel as to reach each patron box
at or about the same hour each day.
Carriers must not loiter on their
routes in order TO avoid returning to
postoffice with collections ahead OF
schedule, but af err service has been
completed will proceed Immediately
to the postoffices and deposit their
collections and equipment.
At Brooklyn. little village near
Baltimore, last Friday, William Potee,
aged % years, developed acute mania
following a spell of typhoid fever, and
he caused wildly exciting time for
a few hours at his mothers home.
He was armed with three pistols and
shot gun, and opened fire upon a
number of relatives who were gather
ed to attend the funeral Of an infant,
and wounded eight persons. AS a
climax he set FIRE to the house, and In
ficted death wound on himself
His dead body and the corpse of the
infant were rescued from the burning
house.
Harry K. Beachley, of Hagerstown
some time ago bought thousand
mile mileage book from the B. & .
Railroad, paying, as usual, ten dol
lars excess, to be returned when the
hook was used. When he turned II
the cover of the book and ask for hi
ten dollars back he was told that tn
; commissioner was of the opinion tina
; others had used the book and tina
the money would not be returned
No one else had used the book, ant
Mr.. Beachley promptly gave notice
that he would enter two suits, ON
for SANDER and one for the return o
his money. He got his ten dollar
back forthwith.
We take the following interesting
; item from the Messenger, published a
Marlinton, this State: PERSONAL.
we have no desire to get back in an.
choir; we can't stand the racket. w
lust want to get back in the congrega
ton and whoop 'er up with Sanctl
| monious Burns and Deacon Price an
Grandpap Mclaughlin and Georg
TAYLOR and all the rest of the old-tim
singers, and when they start up o
the old familiar air, RESCUE the PEI
ishing,' and the organ is hushed i
: silence, we want to be at the rescuin
even if we have to stand on the bac
of the pews to reach the higher notes
The perishing singers need rescuint
e the ministers need rescuing and tn
S congregation needs rescuing. W
want to lend hand at the rescue.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05

All the good qualities of Ely's Cream
Balm, solid, are found in Liquid Cream
Balm. which is intended for use in ato-
mixers. That it is an unfailing cure for
Nasal Catarrh is proved by an ever-in-
creasing mass of testimony. 1t does not
dry out nor rasp the tender air passages.
1t allays the Inflammation and goes
straight to the root of the disease. OBJ
stinate old cases. have been cured in a
few weeks. All druggists, Zoe. includ-
ing spraying tube, or mailed by Ely
Bros, Sc Warren Street, New York.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05

Living indoors so much during the
winter months creates sort of stutfy,
want of-ozone condition in the blood
and system generally. Clean up and
get ready for spring. Take few Early
Risers. These famous little pills clean
the liver, stomach and bowels and give
the blood a chance to purify itself.
They relieve headache, sallow COM
piexion, etc. Sold by Remnants Phar-
macy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-04-05
Paint ana Oil Department.

Raw and Boiled Lluseed Uli, liar.
ness Oil, Machine On, black strap,
TurpenIlne, \. Z. auu ua> lar, GAs.
ohne, Narnlsh, Japan Dryer, huVI
Killer, " hIle Lead, he'd Lead.
Spanish Brown, CaIclucu Plaster,
Portland Cement, Lard GA, Pas.
terlng Hair, Coal On, Neat Foot
OH, rlsh OH, Bath BrcA soap, sui.
phur, Copperas, boraN.
Patent Plasterlng prepared IOr Immedl.
ate use.
International STOCK FOOD aud GeA
sons Horse and Cattle Powders.
Frank MIXERS HARNESS DRESSING,
Whale OH soap.
Black Lambs Foot Harness Oh.
THE PERFECTION Blue Flame WleA.
less OH Stoye-satest and best
The Four Leaf Glover CREAM SEPA.
RAZOR, where the milk Is uOI
mixed or diluted with water, lcay'
ing II pure aud sweet Tor family use,
WALL PAPER furnished on short no.
tice al reduced prices.
Reduced Prices on Haylng Tools aud
Blra D.. "a. 80 t',.t.
Force Pumps, Deep Well Pumps, Gal
vanized Bucket Pump anu Water
Purifier, y l. Chain Pumps.
A Large Stock OF Cooking and Heating
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28
only one III Cont

Mayor Harmer had but q single
drunk before him this INCOMING. He
got three days IN Jail Some way or
other the mayor has the wrong pay
Ii he would make it s. and ~ days
instead &C 1Oand 20, he wonld Ike
~ have a better play, as some Of the
members OF the sporting fraternity
Saw. And then the idea OF having
q dozen policemen with but one ar
rested. but that carries ont our idea.
exactly, We always did contend It
was not the large number OF arrests
that made a good record for a
policeman. but the good order tllf
policeman keeps with the fewest ar
rests. That's what we gall a
policeman.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28
Woman Fined

Justice NJ. S. Riley heard last
night the echQes of neighborhood
disturbance that happened near the
Hazel-Atlas glass plant. The pro-
ceeding was at the instance of Mrs.
i. a. Bower who complained that
Mrs. Hahala Dean trespassed on her
property and cursed and reviled her.
The trial was sensational. The
magistrate imposed a fine of s. and
costs. She paid the amount and
was released. The justice is of the
strong opinion that several in that
vicinity ought TO be under peace
bonds.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28

Ten thousand feet of fine picture
moulding at the Ideal Studio, Main
street, will be sold at less than cost
this month. Have your pictures
framed now. Chas. Raricl. 17s6t
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28
Gosrel Meetings

church Ben street, yesterday after
church Ben street, Yesterday after
noon and evening were highly
snirituaI. more 50 than such meet
i1gs have been here for years. The
Afternoon services and Bible read
.in@s by Rev. II. J. Bennett were very
interesting and helpful. At s p. m.
Rev. J. W. Jackson preached most
powerful sermon on the subject,
tsCbrist Substitute for Sinners.
The services this afternoon were
conducted BY Mr.. J. F. Dickerson,
If Norfolk. Va. Rev. J. W Jack
son will preach tonight at : 30 on
the subject, "Come for All Things
Are Ready" All are invited.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28
Surprice Party

4 party of young people of this
place drove to the home of Sir. and
Mrs. NJ. o. Teter, at Oral, Wednes-
dav evening and were Delightfully."-
entertained at luncheon. Those
who had the pleasure of spending
the evening so Delightfully."- were
Misses Grace Newton, Beatrice Nor
gam Alice Corpening, Esther
Gaines, Anna Payne, Messrs. DR..
Warner. Frank White, L. Wayman
Ogden. u. b. Morris and Mr.. New
Ion.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28
Justice George N. HOLMAN, at

Justice George N. HOLMAN, at
Grasselli, soaks them occasionally.
He had four Spaniards before him
Yesterday afternoon for disorderly
conduct and they had to pay the
state five and costs each for their
conduct and visit to his court.
The Baltimore restaurant Mt 421
Baltimore street, Glen Elk, will
open under new management, Oct.
1. C. NJ. Henderson, Prop. 27s3t
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28

10 room, slate roof frame dwell
ling, finished in hard wood; all mod
ern conye1iences, in desirable neigh
borhood; large lot with fine shade
trees, shrubbery, for 100000.
IS room frame, slate roof dwelling
finished in good style, situate on lot
57x160 feet to alley in rear No. =
Locust street, for S5,50O.0O.
s room frame slate roof dwelling
hardwood finish sitllate on lot ltS
ia #. new house, a very low price
nd terms reasonable, 81, 10000.
z room frame slate roof dwelling,
hardwood finish good WE'LL situate
ON lot 4Oxt20 #, alley in rear,
;tealey addition for $4,000.
6 room frame, slate roof dwelling
ardwood finish, on lot 4Sx151 feet,
Iornor Avenue, for 50, 10000.
10 room, frame. slate roof dwell
iI.g. hardwood finish, all moeru I'M
royemcnts.9 Situate on lot 5Ix145
East Pike Street for $6,o00OO.
Three 5-room slate roof dwellings
nicely furnished, gas water and
sewer, situate on fkelley Hill"
terms very reasonable, 81 $4,000.
Two 5 room cottages, situate on
ackson Street, now rented at IL
err cent on the Investment, for
10000 each.
z room frame slate roof dwelling,
hardwood finish, in Broad Oaks, lot
35x14O, new house, and very cheap,
So, 100000.
6 room, Frame single roof, sit
ate on two lots, riverside or North
view, and is n very low price at
100000. Terms: $500 cash, bal
nee to suit purchaser.
One-story frame, slate roof dwell
ling, five rooms, hard wood finish,
water and gas, situate in Alta Vista
Addition, on lot 40x14O feet,
Price 81, 10000.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28
Houses.
Houses
Houses
-. - AG..iitirrn - SInall
Medium sInaH

We can sell rent ana insure
anything yoI Ia = worth money
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28

Paul Davis, formerly with Loar
s. White, has resigned, and he LETT
this morning for his home at Hunt
ington. The best wishes of many
friends here accompany him.
Miss Margaret Howell has gone
10 Burlington, n. J., to enter
Mr.. and Mrs. W. r. Gregg are
home from Weston.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-28
Ash Appointed

w. w. Ash, of Grasselli, was APP
pointed Friday by County Superin-
tendent L. Wayman Ogden presi-
dent of the board of education of
Simpson district. succeeding Nathan
NJ. Jones, who has moved into the
Bridgeport Independent district.