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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
IN A PERSONAL WAY.

Miss Flossie Barber, of Trenton, is
the guest of Miss Mary Gri ffiths,
Miss Lucy McDermott, of Bayonne,
is spending the summer in this city.
John Sherwood. of Jersey City, is
the guest of friends in this city.
Mrs. Lloyd Brooks. of Bogata, is
the guest of r. b. Reading and wife.
Miss Nellie Heath, of Someryille,
has been visiting friends here.
l.. j. Titus, of Keokuk, Iowa, is
visiting relatives in this city.
Miss Stella Savage has been visiting
friends in Chester. Pa.
Miss Jean Richardson, of Trenton.
spent Sunday with Miss Kate Lyons.
Miss Annabel samsel is visiting at
Devon, Pa.
John W. Swallow has been seriously
ill at his home the past two weeks.
Miss Mary Griffiths took her Sunday
school class ON an outing to Deer
Park Saturday afternoon.
Miss Ethel FUN uertelt, of living
ton, \. J., IL visiting friends in this
city.
MIR. and Mrs. Scott Fhorne were the
guests of friends in PhillipsbGrg over
Sunday.
Smith Clark, aud son Harry, are
making an extended visit with rela
tives in Illinois.
Mrs. Linn Ely, of New York, has
been visiting relatives aud friends in
this city the past week
Mrs. George w. Trauger and Mrs.
). ID. Williams visited Bordentown on
Thursday last.
Miss Lizzie Trauger is visiting her
sister, at Lancaster, Pa, for two
weeks.
Miss Blanche Bassford, of Trenton,
has been visiting 5. 3. Walker and
family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hslsey Bogart, of
Philadelphia, were the guests of
Peter Heath and wife over Sunday.
Mrs. Clarence Knox, of Camden.
has been spending few days with
her parents, Mr.. aud Mrs. Peter Con
over, of Franklin street.
Egbert Price, Frank Pew, Elmer
Conover aud Sidney Hayhurst started
on canoe trip Monday. They
expect To navigate as far rs Mauch
Chunk.
Mr. aud Mrs. Harrison Van Horn
OF Remington, announce the marriage
of their daughter. Bessie. to MIR. John
Randolph Thornton French, ON Sat
urday, the second of June last.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Ennis, MIR.
and Mrs. Enos Weiss. Thomas Grow.
ley, Charles Berron, Mayor Ely aud
John u. Stockton will attend the
Elk 3 reunion at Denver, Colorado.
Miss imogene Hunt who has been
head nurse of hospital in Ports
mouth, Ore, has resigned her post
ton, much to the regret of that in
stltntion, aud has returned To this
city to reside with her mother, Mrs.
j. Wesley Hunt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

Beginning July Ii, Baptist and Episcopal;
Presbyterian and Methodist
Beginning July %, Presbyterian and Baptist
Episcopal and Methodist
Beginning July 80, Baptist and Methodist;
Presby terrain and Episcopal
beginning August t, Episcopal and Baptist;
Presbyterian aud Methodist
beginning August II, Baptist and Preshy-
terrain; Episcopal aud Methodist
Beginning August %, Episcopal and Presby
terrain; Baptist aud Methodist.
Beginning August p, Methodist and Pres
byterian; Episcopal and Baptist
Beginning September J. Presbyterian an,
Baptist
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

There are two kinds of girls in
the world, the girl who works and the
girl who gads. Commend us to the
former. Work lends dignity to u
pretty girl is an added charm to her
The girl who works, God bless her,
combines the useful and ornamental
She might CAD about, roll on sofas.
gossip and read story books, but she
prefers to be of some account in the
world and goes out stenographer,
teacher, saleslady or housekeeper
bravely makes her own way. Sneh
are the salt of the earth aud of such is
the kingdom.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
MOUNT AIRY.

Mrs. Elizabeth Dilts has returned
home after spending some time at
Whitehonse aud other places.
Mrs. Jacob DiIts visited Mrs Frank
Van Syckel few days ago.
Mrs. Walter Case and Mrs. Qnimby
have been I'll.
Dir. Charles DiIts aud family OF
Trenton have recently visited Ringoes
relatives
Miss Cora Stamets is spending the
summer at Asbury Park.
Miss Julia Holcombe da lighter oil
Levi Holcombe, aud Howard Wheeler
were married at the brides home a
few days ago.
A bull owned by o. II. Dilts straye
to the premises of lane j. Fisher aud
injured man by the name Of Sweesey
who farms for Elisha Case.
John h. Huffman of Cape May City
has been recent visitor at Ringoes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Van Sycke OF
Three Bridges were given a surprise
party few days ago in honor of Mrs.
Van Syckr. 3 birthday anniversary.
Mr.. and Mrs. j X. DiIts aud family
were at Worthwhile recently aud at
tended exc cises given Ia church OF
that place
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
BASE RAIL

Frenchtown did not make good
practice for Lambertville Saturday.
1t was merely question of what the
score would be il the home team had
cared to run the bases. As it was the
figures were IL to 3. For eight in
nings Frenchtown trailed along in the
rear without chance to tally, SO
Loos eased up in the ninth and let
them work ont little. Two hits and
two errors gave the visitors three
runs.
Just how LambertviIle soaked the
ball is told in the summaries. The
feeders accepted ten chances and the
raleher did not have q put. out. In
he sixth inning the Lambertyile
huters slammed ont seven bingles for
nine runs and could have had more
but got tired. Teddy Wisler was
back In the Lamhertville lineup.
taking the place of Gilbert, who has
Joined Doylestown. The score:
Iambertville ............... l2OO0aoo -
rrenchtoWn- .=..s,# 49,. q 0 0 u U 900 s-3
Earned runs Iamhertville, B. Two base
hits-l4iehert and Allen Sacrifice hit-G.
beats, Stolen bases-Butler, Wisler, Kline,
Schilsky, l.oos, Parks. Total bases-Lambert.
Vile, II Struck out Loos s Bases ON balls
beats; , Left ON bases -Lambertville, >:
rrenchtowns :. Double plays-Leihert Ia
Butler to helverson; Park 10 a. Dick TIM
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

The Lamb ertyille Baptist Sunday
School will ran an excursion to Will
low Grove, Wednesday, July ls. 1906 .
Special train will leave New Hope at
9:l5 A. NJ, stopping at Lahaska. Will
return on regular train leaving Will
low Grove at IA p. N. Also special
train will leave Willow Grove at l0:45
p. NJ. Fare for round trip. adults, soc
Children, be. not including bridge
toll.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

Of troubles to contend with, spring
from torpid liver and blockaded
bowels. unless you awaken them to
their proper action with DR.. King e
New Life Pills; the pleasantest aud
most effective cure for Constipation
They prevent Appendicitis aud tone
up the system. PIC at Geo. Nj. Sham
ALA g drug store.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

A. 5. Chamberlin, near Oak Grove
creamery, on going to look after his
chickens one morning recently, found
81 chicks missing and one mother hen
laying in the coop with her throat
cut. Surmising it to be the work of n
mink, he left the dead hen lay and at
night placed traps around the coop.
On going to the coop next morning,
he found fine mink waiting to be
dispatched.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
Mrs. Bridget condry.

The funeral OF Mrs Bridget Con
dry, widow Of the late John Condry,
who died at her home ON Tuesday
evening at an advanced age, took
place from St. Johns Church at $50
o'clock Friday morning. A requiem
high mass was celebrated by the pas
tor, the Rev VIM. II. Lynch. Inter
ment in st. Johns cemetery, under
the direction of Undertaken James p.
Carmody.
Mrs Condry leaves two sons and
four daughters Thomas Gnndry, an
employe Of the Pennsylvania Railroad
Company: Patrick Condry, yard mas
ter al the Pennsylvania Railroad sta
tion in this city; Mrs. Joseph Ledg
er, Mrs. Rose Bnlger, Miss Mary
Gondry aud Miss Margaret Gondry, a
teacher III the Hewitt framing School,
Trenton
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
Church Notices.

FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH -REv. FRAN
CTS l.. CHURCH, Pastor
ham. Morning address to the
church In the Beginning God. "
$50 Vesper service; Topic, "The
Gods of the Goth Century" or Pagan
ism Up to Date, popular discussion
of present day conditions.
$50 Open air meeting. Address by
Rev. E. j. Kulp. Popular gospel songs
and vocal duets. A large crowd was
present last Sunday night.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

Give your home school boost
Encourage the teacher. Tell the
children how important it is that they
should go TO school and try to be
somebody and do something. The
boy on the street is a poor specimen.
He is Il bad advertisement for any
town. The girl who runs around
when she ought TO be in ehool-nine
times out of ten, she is laying the
foundation for short aud wretched
life. Remember, that as rule, the
school will BIO no better than your
individual interest helps to make it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

Work is a great blessing. You eau
not see it now, but some day you will
say that you were fortunate IN your
boyhood days because you We're com
PEELED to work. You cannot get pow
er to do things save by doing them.
Look over the successful men you
know. Get their history. Nearly
every Que was compelled to work in
boyhood. They toughened their
muscles lay hard work and sharpened
their brains by looking out for them
selves.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

The cause of your palpitatiou is.
probably, pressure arising from gas in
the stomach -this is called gastric
indigestion. A few doses of DIR. David
kennedy's Favorito Remedy will
cleanse away the foul accumulations
and the heart will run quickly aud
keep good time. Write DIR. David
kennedy's Sons Rondout n Y, for a
free sample bottle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

Whether our vacation be taken at
home or afield its success depends
upon what one of the philosophers
call our relation to ourselves. Linn
itation makes for happiness" is an
accepted proyerb. That is to say, the
more eircumscribed the vacation, the
more fun is to be gotten out of it.
I'VE are happy in proportion as our
range of vision, our sphere of work,
our points of contact with the world
are restricted "
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

The boy who saves his money be-
comes the banker, the merchant, the
professional man. The boy who new
or saves cent makes the man who
learns his bread by the sweat of his
brow" who never owns home or
enjoys the uxuries Of life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
OBITUARY.
Thomas Ennis.

Thomas Ennis, an aged resident of
this city, died at the home of his son,
Owen Ennis, on South Main street,
Sunday morning at $50. He was ~
years of age. Funeral services were
held in st. Johns II. c. church,
Tuesday morning at 80 clock. Inter
ment IN st. Johns cemetery.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

The new milk law makes differ
ence between an innocent offender
and one who has purposelv adulter-
ated his milk. The amount of the
fine is reduced to So for the first
offense and the farmer is to be mott
fled within "a hours after the analysis
has been made. This will give the
deiryman chance to explain. Under
the old law he had no redress but was
branded rs n criminal at once.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

The l4ambertville man who spends
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS money in Lam
bertville" runs a chance of getting
some of it back again, but if he goes
out of town to give 1t up, he might as
well say goodbye to it for all time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

-Lambertyille L. O.-List of letters
remaining unclaimed iii the Post
Office ending July 9TH.
Mrs. Lydia AstIe
Mrs. Mary rearnun
Giuseppe Tertuca
X. b. Parks
Cerani Pietro
Paul Sissons
LAMBERT Vito
Luigi Verrone
JAMES ID. MACKAY, p. NJ.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

What would a grocery store be
that didn't sell sugar? About the
same grade as cigar store that
doesn't sell "Lambertville Puffs.''
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

y number of peach growers of An
andale vicinity are using crude car
bolic acid to kill the San Jose scale ON
their trees. 1t is said to be very sue
cessfnl. The acid is applied to the
trunk of the tree.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

Serga Council No. 229, Jr.
o. U. A. NJ has elected these officers
Councillor, William II. Woodward, p.
c.; vice councillor, William Il. Case;
recording secretary, Willis G.. Myers,
z. C.; assistant recording secretary,
George X. Ham. Z. G.. f; financial sec
rotary, Frank w. Venable, p. G..
treasurer, William Strouse, +. c.;
warden. Edwin Woodruff; inside
sentinel, Isaac Smith; outside sentinel
John II. Williamson; trustee for IS
months, Davis Emit.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

About time, ism t it, to revive talk
of City Hall and theatre? Anything
to drive away the drowsiness of sum
mer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
LambsrtyilIe Public School.
n 9 Iune 29 lNO6

Report of the Lambertville Public
Schools for the tenth month end
no .Iune % 1000
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

The game played between the Epis-
copalian and Methodist teams Thurs.
day evening was one of the prettiest
played this year Both sides played
good bal. but owing to the superior
pitching of the Els the game was won
by them to the tune of 3 to 4.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-11

Governor Stokes refused to approve
of the bill making the terms of CON
stables five years instead of three.
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lambertvill
Frenchtown
Standing of the teams

SCHEDULE For NEXT SATURDAY
Wilbur at Bowmans
HOpewell atty NJ & A
iambertNllle at American Bridge.
Naldrons at Currans
l.oos is certainly pitching great
ball.
Butler is the real thing at short
stop the right man in the right place
Hopewell writes that they are sorry
Pennington il not IN the league
The fight for the Delaware Valley
League pennant is mot vet but
soon
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ma annncf WrItern-


The fashion of sonnet writing was AT
fits height in the sixteenth century,
when Rousard. the French prince Of
poets in his own country and genera.
tlon, wrote over 800 sonnets. total
which appears only to have been ex-
ceedeG by Gomez de Quevedo. the
Spanish Voltnlre. who is said to have
written over 1000 Fortunately for
sonnet lovers some OF the best poets
have been prolific sonneteers. Petrprch,
who created tile classic model which
later poets Initiated, wrote Bis. Cam
oens is responsible for 352, Sir Philip
Sidney wrote Jos. Spenser 50 and
Dante so. English sonnGts were FIRST
written by sir Thomas Wyatt (15o3 -42)
ana Henry Howard, earl OF Surrey
(1511-4I, and the first appearance Of
any In book form was IN n rare publ.
cation briefly known as "Tottle's Mis-.
cellany." the full title being Songs and
Sonnettes written by the Right Hon
cure Lorde Henry Howard, late Earle
OF Surrey, and other" The greatest
sonneteers Of our Language are Shake
speare, Milton. wordsworth and hos
Settt. London Standard.
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Extra fine ice cream eerved at
Hotel Waldo each day from moon
until midnight.
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pEsERT THIRsT.

It's Five Phases. Two of Which Mean
Certain Death.
Half of the people dying from desert
thirst perisl: in thirty-six hours, guar.
ter within forty-eight or fifty hours and
all others OF which the history is known
within eighty hours.
The phenomena of desert thirst may
be arranged in three ages-namely,
normal thirst. functional arrangement
and structural degeneration. These
three stages are made up of five phases
the clnmorous, cotton mouth phase,
the shrivcled tongue. the blood sweat
and the living death There is hope in
saving the lives OF the victims whose
thirst is diagnosed in the first three
phases. but for the fourth and fifth
death is certain.
The cIamorous phase OF desert thirst
may be relieved by water, or in some
Instances fruit acids or similar sub
stances. The second. or cotton mouth
phase should he treated by giving the
victim quarts 90 water taken in small
sips and flooding his body. Practically
the same treatment may be applied to
the third, or shriveled tongue. phase,
with the addition of medicine to
counteract the fever and tonic for the
heart. Water would only prove
damage in the fourth. or blood sweat,
phase. and even If 1t We're possible to
satisfy The thirst OF the victim his
mental condition would never he clear.
Death from thirst Is often painless
Los Angeles Times.
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a LoBsTER,s LEGS.
The Two Front ones Are DGGereat
From the Other Eight.

The Two Front Ones Are DGRerent
From the Other Eight.
A Holsters legs all told, are ten In
number. but only eight OF these are
| largely usetl for walking The front
pair. or big claws. have been special
lied. as in tile crab and most Others OF
the higher crtstaceans, into prehensile
organs for catching and crushing the
prey. Their use is obvious. HOLSTERS
feed largely on nolIuslls Of various
sorts and other hard shelled marine
animals. In order TO be able to break
or crush the shells Of these and 50 to
get at the softer desh within they have
acquired such large and very muscular
nippers or plnchers. That Is not an,
however. not only have the two front
legs been differentiated and specialized
from the eight others in this manner.
but also. by rare exception to the
symmetry of the body, the right claw
has been specialized from the LETT. each
being INTENDED to perform distinct
function. One is scissors, the other
Is q mill: oneis a cutter, the other Is .
cracker.
Az q rule. the right claw is the sIen-
derer and longer. It has toothlIke pro-
jections or serrated edges on Its nip
ping faces. and 1t is rather adapted for
biting and severinE than for crushing
or grinding. The LETT claw, on the 9TH
err hand. Is usually thicker, heavier and
rounder. Its muscles are more power
full. and in place OF sharp teeth 1t has
blunt tubercles. or hammers, Of differ
ent sizes 1t acts. in fact, more Ike
nutcracker than like teeth or saw.
It is a smashing organ. Nevertheless
you viii find 1t interesting to observe.
by noting the Holsters served to you at
table. that this differentiation has hard
Iy as yet become quite constant. for
sometimes It is the right claw that dis
plays the hnmmerlike nutcracker type
and the left that acts as nipper and
bitter, while sometimes no difference
occurs Mt all, both claws alike being
sharp toothedor blunt hammered In the
same specimen
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''Whocver.'' says Charles DARWIN in
his "Voyase of the BeaeIe.'' called
Valparaiso the valley OF paradise
must have been thinking of Quinota."
Quillota is thriving town twcnty-slx
miles from Valparaiso In Il northeast
erly direction. Any person, lie de-
clHres. who secs only the country
around Valparaiso. barren OF vegeta-
ton. would never Imagine that there
We're such picturesque spots In Chile.
'.As soon us we reached the brow Of
the slerra the valley Of Quillota was
Immediately under our feet. The pros
pect was one of remarkable natural
luXuriancc The valley is very broad
and quite fiat and Is thus easily irri-
gHted in all parts The little square
gardens are crowded with orange and
olive trees and every sort or vcge-
table"
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POLICE OF PARIS.
How the Thard prIEade spIe. upor
the Whole. Force

How the Third 3riEade spies Upon
the Whole Force.
Vance Thompson describes in Every
body's tho famous Third brigade OF
the Paris police. whose business is to
supervise the policel 1t Is composed
OF an officer de paix. principal In
Spector, a brigadIer. five subbrigadiers
and about seventy-five picked men.
About half are assigned TO watch the
patrolmen. He Is bold policeman
who commits any Of the little sins
dear to the patrolman's heart. There
IS hardly a chance that he viii not be
detected in time. Reprlmand follows,
after that fne and lastly dismissal
There is always long waiting LIST Of
candidates, sound young fellows fresh
from the army, and the city can choose
its new servants among the best
The other half of the Third brigade
Is engaged In work Of more typlcally
Latin kind. It Investigates all com
plants made against the patrOImen
by chiefs and citizens, and It main
.tafns a regular system OF espionage
upon the private lives OF all police
men.
''This. Of course, Is the Latin way
OF doing things writes Mr.. ThOlnp.
son. Wrong as It may be In principle,
It serves to weed out the men of bad
character and bad habits and bad as
socfadons, and 1t prevents that mon
strous alliance OF the police and the
Iawbreakers.'
The Third brigade in turn Is watch
ed by smaller body OF detectives,
who report directly to the project Of
police.
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When the tip Of a dogs nose Il
cold and moist that dog s not siclI.
a feyerish dry nose means sickness
with a dog. And % with the human
lips. Dry, cracked and cOloiless
lips mean feVefiiBhne and a,e as
well il appearing q have beau-
tiful pink, velyetlf lips, apply 81
bedtime q coatfng Of Dr.. Shops
Green Sa1ve. II viii soften and
heal any skim ailm6nt Get q free.
trial bog, at our store ana Be con-
WINGED. large nickel capped glass
lars, IS cents. Sold 81 deaaeEs
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-06

When James AIacNeilI whistler went
to Venice to make those fourteen IA
nous etchIngs of his he became so
intoxicated with it's beauty that he
made seventy pastcls first. leaving his
stchings till the. last few days These
sasteis made tremendous sensation.
All the art world of Venice was car
ried away with enthusiasm excepting
4 Russian painter, who declared them
tricks, betting Il basketful Of cham
PaEnc he could paint six not 10 he
distinguished from them. Mr.. Whistler
amiabIy gave some of his paper and
six pastels. which We're finally mixed
up with those by the Russian and sub
nlitted to IL jury which had seen none
II them. Mr.. Whistler's pasteIs We're
dnmistakable. and the Russian lost.
a few days later the two met on the
Rfalto. and Mr. Whistler laughed
title about the bet The Russian was
furious. You forget. sir" he said.
that I'm n Russian, and II You scratch
que you find Tartar underneath"
-Oh. no. you have it wrong" said Afr.
whistler; lyon have it wrong. I
scratched an artist and found an anna
teur. Record.
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In England, where every thing that is
excessive in a great civilization Is to
be found. mental alienation Is very fire.
quent. ATdny especial causes contrib
ute to this, such us Ill assorted mar
rlagcs, which engendeE hereditary i'm
sanity; hazardous and desperate spec
ulations, the frequency of commercial
crises, the Increasing fluctuations OF
political life, the IRzIness peculiar to
the rich, the abuse OF fermented liquors
and, lastly. the Immense number Of re
llgfous sects.-L London Hospital
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live You? Ind IlltlI

Do You want to rent house?
Do You want to rent a furnished OF
UNFINISHED room?
Do You want to borrow money?
Do You want to buy anything?
Do You want to sell anything?
Do You want help?
Do You want a girl?
Do you want a boy?
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81 wonder Il there be any industries
carried on In heaven9'' inquired the
town ignoramus
give alters herd as how matches
are made there, was thu guarded an
swer OF the local Sage.-L Louisville COu-.
riersJournal.