Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-05-03
Greeley
Oh, May: you are winsome gal"
With flowers you are so prodigal.

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Oh, May: you are winsome gal,
With flowers you are so prodigal.
Grandma Egan contemplates moving
to Audubon in the near future.
Mark Cameron was Inconvenience by
having the care of sick horse.
Charles Simmons and Mr.. Wright were
entertained at the Thomas Adam home.
We met a curiosity one day this week.
1t was a man who did not want to be
county supervisor.
The Union Baptist Aid Society was en-
tertained in the minister home, Thurs
day.
Flowing was interrupted Monday by
squad OF playful showers that chased us
around so much that we got little done.
Every cigarette smoker should be pre-
sented with the May number of Success
Magazine. 1t would surely open his eyes.
The dying relative, who called Mrs.
James Blake to Stuart, passed away be-
fore Mrs. Blake could reach the bedside.
Donald Preston, of Audubon, attended
church at the Union Baptist, Sunday,
after which he was entertained at the
William Masterson home.
Bert Hays. son of Frew Hays. was the
victim of spell of sickness so severe as
to necessitate the skill and presence of
Doctor Rendleman, of Extra.
Mrs. Emery Miller, of oklahoma,
spent the week with her sister, Mrs.
James Egan, and as guest in the George
Wilson home
The Candidate
He brings joke and leaves a smoke
And pats you on the shoulder
And tells you that you re getting fat
And don't look one day older.
Mrs. S. j. Hagueisson, late from Kan
sas, passed through Greeley, Tuesday. in
company with her daughter, Mrs. Art
|Shoesmith. They Were on the way TO
North Branch.
I'm tangled, torn and lost. far out upon
Pm water-logged and lost and drifting
aimlessly
Among the rocks and foam: no rudder,
mast or sail
To guide my frail bark home, and yon
der comes a gale.
That Will-o'-th e-wsp so bright chased
across the wave
Was grim Death with light returning
TO the grave.
The two most incompatible creatures
in the world are bashful bachelor and
giggling GIRL and the philosophy of the
phenomenon runs like this: The giggling
is an effect of which the blushing is the
cause, and the blushing is an effect of
which the giggling is the cause. The
| more the girl giggles the more the bach
elor bushes and the more the bachelor
bushes the more the girl giggles.
Thus it goes on until dangerous point
is reached, at which the girl evaporates
with ecstacy, leaving nothing but wig
gle and giggle The bachelor colapses
with horror after his heart has pumped
the last drop of his blood into his face.
| A copious rain blessed the world Mon
day night when the clouds congregated
in the heavens to give Miss April fare
we'll reception and bid welcome to mrth-
full May. AS April departed there was
much hysterical sobbing and an UNI
restrained food OF tears then, as they
turned to welcome lovely May the APP
| plause was so deafening as to disturb our
slumbers. We rose on our elbow in bed
and listened to the enlivening flashes OF
merriment and the wild laughter OF
Jupiter, which echoed far away and
made the hills quake. When morning
dawned sweet May was seen standing,
beieweled and blushing among the sun
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