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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
CASE is COMPROMISED.
Partial Agreement Reached in Arm.
strong,Cock Suit.

IN the circuit court yesterday a
compromise decree was entered in
me case of Daniel f. Cock against
'he Armstrong Land Company, an
aelion which has attracted much at.
'sntion The decree simply allow
me Armstrong; to proceed with the
2oiig easg OF a ditch without prejudice
70 either party to the controversy. 1t
= expected that the trouble will be
4hlnally adjusted through arbitration
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
THREE NEGROES ARE FIND.
Allen and His Women Companions
Arc Assessed 1895.

Isaac Allen, the negro of New York.
ana Anne and Elvina Brandcrs, who
were arrested for refusing to take
.nolttel seat when told to do so by
Il street car conductor were fined n
Total OF SS3.35 hy Mayor Thornton
+, Jones in the Hampton police court
Yesterday The man was made to
lay fl9.45' while each of the women
WAS assessed S6.45. Allen paid the
fines
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
Italian oyster Smokers.

Mir. Richard Armstrong has gone to
Baltimore, where he will cndeavor to
secure tho services OF Italians to
come to work in his oyster house as
shuckers. 1t is contended that col
orcd labor is scarce ana the idea OF
using Italians in shocking bivalves
will be a success.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
George "A. schmelz5

America"
The solo of Miss l.ackey was heart.
lily received and she was forced to
respond to an encore. IA were also
Misses Cunningham and Benthall
Miss Sager and Miss Smith
Al the conclusion of the musical
program the members ana guests
were served with dainty refresh
men,s. ~N
The Interest manifested in the
meeting Will live II big impetus to
Young Mems Christian Association
YORK in Hampton. anu those Interest
Cd in the success Of the movement
were pleased with the result of the
lnhors of the members.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
TIC aEAurlFY THE TOWN.
Movement Started by Jamestown La
dies Auxiliary and Civic Club.

The Jamestown Ladies' Auxiliary
and Civic Club met in the parlors OF
The Young Mems Christian Associa.
tion yesterday afternoon.
1t was determined to ask The school
children and town authorities to CO..
operate with the club in planting
trees in the school yards and beautt
Tying the town i'll other respects.
In the future the club will meet
in the homes of members, instead Of
the association rooms.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
Well Known Banker is Unanimous.
II Elected By The Board
Of Directors.
SIX MEMBERS or BOARD CHOSEN
.Annual Meeting Attended by Large
Crowd and the Friends of the AS
ISOLATION Are Rejoicing over the
intense Enthusiasm Displayed in
the Success OF the Work.

AT the annual meeting of the mon,
bers of the Young Mems Christian
Association last night six members
of the board OF directors wore chosen
anu Mr.. George A. Schmclz was
elected the president FOR the coming
year.
Mr. schmeR's election rs president
was made at tho annual meeting Of
the directors, which followed after
auditorium at 1880 o'clock and went
rect0rs.
Following the business session All
enjoyable and delightful reception
was given a program was rendered
ana the members of the Ladies' Anx.
Hilary served TO the members and
guests light refreshments. The audi
torinm was filled with friends OF the
association.
Members In Session.
me members assembled In tho
alditoriu mat $50 o'clock ana went
INTO tHe election of six directors
Messrs. g. a. Schmelz Arthur II.
Thpmpson, W. III. Pearson, John Wey.
mouth and Il. d. Tennis were elected
Tor II term of three years each. and
Captain Charles II. llewlns was cbo
sen Tor tho one.year term, Nine nov
applications 70. membership were
presented aud unanimously accepted
Goard of Directors Meet.
AS soon as tho members completed
their work the board of directors as.
scrubbed III the directors room ana
elected officers for the coming year
as follows
President Mr.. George A. schmez.
Vice President--Mr. w. w, Wood,
ward.
Recording secretary.-Mr. NJ. Otto
Lackey.
Treasurer Mr.. James NJ, Cum,
ming, ta
Aver transacting some .roukr
p"siicss thc directors adjourned To
INC anidtnrinm, where The social fca.
lures OF the evening were entered
into
Program of the Evening.
Inc vocal program was as follows,
Prayer Secretary r.. Waller
Lynch,
Plano solo--Miss NJ. Smith, If
Remarks Secretary Lynch. t
Notwithstanding CliTord Pierce
OF. me Fort Monroe association.
soprano Solo Miss Coils I.aclcy
Nemari'a--Mr. Marion c. Ransono
4,in !r nnet-Alisses Cunningham
ana Benthall.
Rec'tat!on-Nfiss T. NJ. sager.
Address by the new president. Air
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
Nurse Going to California.

MISS stonehraker who has been a
!, a"rse at the National Soldiers Home
hospital for a few years. has ten.
uerea her resignation and will start
on Monday for California, to become
. nurse In the Soldiers Home there
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
CHEAP ADVERTISING,
CASH IN ADVANCE.
ONE CENT "A WORD

i Advertisements under classified
heads. in this column will be inserted
at the uniform rate of one cent word
for each Insertion. No advertisement,
however small, less than 25 cents for
the first insertion. Cash in advance
invariably. Special rates made on long
contracts. Orders for discontinuance
must be made in writing.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28
Judgment Is Against aatewood

IN me circuit court an order has
uper entered granting Judgment for
|9ne Plaintiff in the sum of s125 sc In
~ case OF the Liquid carbonic Com
fii'hy against R, = catewood
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-09-28

! Linseed oil .40c. gallon TODAY nj
RlA.Nso('NE HARDWARE co. II ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
Chin lUA MAKES
A FtW REQUESTS

Chin Lum thinks the Board of SUI
pcrvisors ought To keep the water out
oi his cellar and since It has not done
so during the recent rains he wants
the Board to reimburse him for the
SIG M spent Tor having the water
pumped out. He expects, he says, ia
have to pay as much for n second
pumping, which he will probably ask
the Board to pay for,
Chin Lum wants more than that. Tic
wants more sewer boxes installed on
the Waikiki side Of River street be
tween King ana Hotel and an addi
tional box at the mauka.Ewa corner
Of Kckauliko and King streets, to car
ry on the storm water.
This and Chin Lum's other modest
requests were referred to the Commit
tee on Roads and Bridges.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
SPORTS
SHOW APPRECIATION

To show the appreciation Of the
Hawaii Yacht Club to Clarence W.
Macfarlane for the manner in which
he represented the club In the Trans.
Pacific yacht race. a beautifully illu.
minated memorial has been presented
to that gentleman. II will be exhibit
ed In the near future in the window
Of W. H. McInerny's store together
with the cup which was won by Cap.
tain Macfarlane In his race to San
to San Francisco against the s
e. Allen. The cup was presented
by Allen 4 Robinson. The memorial
Is worded as follows:
Whereas. II was Of the greatest i'm.
pOrtancc that yacht belonging to the
Hawaii Yacht Club should participate
IN the first trans.Pacihc yacht race .
and.
Whereas. the yacht La paloma was
selected by unanimous sentiment cx.
pressed al the annual banquet held by
the club on the 3lst day Of January
/ A. D. 1906; and.
| Whereas. Commodore Clarence W.
/ Macfarlanc promptly rendered the
yacht La Paloma and his personal ser
vices as navigator. and did success
FULLY accomplish he voyage to Sas
| Francisco. California. and thereafter
lid participate in tho first transPacIs
lc Yacht Race from San Pedro, Call
rornia. 10 Honolulu. Territory of la
vail. during the month Of June, A. ID.
1906: now. therefore, be II
Resolved That the Hawaii Yacht
Club does hereby express It's apprecia
lion of the sportsmanl!ke spirit and
BkillTul service of Commodore Maciar
lane In sailing his yacht La Palomo
to California. and from San Pedro tC
Honolulu. In the first transPaciii'
yacht race. his competitors being til,
yacht AnCmonc Of the New NOrf
Yacht Club. owned and Captaincd by
Charles l.. Tut. and the yacht Lurlint
nl tho South Coast Yacht Club, owned
and captaincd by Commodore II. II,
Sinclair: and be II further
Resolved. That this resolution b'
spread upon the minutes OF this club
and that an cngrosscd copy thereof r.
presented to Commodore Maclarlanc
Unanimously passed at a meeting o
the board of directors held on the jtf
lay of October, A. d. 1906.
II. T.. COOPER,
Commodore
Attest:
n
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
M'eRYDE BONDS PLACED

The McBrydc Sugar Co, has nov
placed the balance OF it's bonds,
amounting to $4,000, dividing them In
allotment between the Bank OF Hawaii
aud Davies n co,
when, year ago the FIRST OF last
july. the BANK al Hawaii underworld
f75O,OOO oi McBrydes new bonds, rctir'
inG an equal amount of tho original It,
sue Of g. O0O,00O, II wac stated that DIV
donda on Tie plantation stock would
not be- paid for eighteen months, The
period Indicated ends with this year
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

SO(KER ON SATURDAY

II was an interesting game played by
the Males and Y, NJ. G. A. at the ball
park on Saturday and ended In a tie,
The game was splendidly fought and
contested and the excitement intense
Toamr and officials:
Males - Goal, II. ChIllingworlh;
backs, McGill, Anderson; hali-hacks,
r.. Davis. Center, Kellett; forwards,
Frccth, Gray, Catterall, Jameson, +,
Bailey.
Y.M. c. A.-Goal, Dixon; backs, Tur-
ncl, s. Bcnrdmoro; hnll-backS, GU
Zlcplcr, u. /. Bcardmorc, forward
Oss, BlacNman, Spalding, Macaulay,
Watcrhousc,
Referee i. l.. Cockburn
Ilnenmcn-II Ruiloy, y. Wilmington
Tho game between the Diamond
Heads and Infantry gave score OF
three 10 tho first named players white
the soldiers had 10 content thcmsclvea
with holdlng down their opponents
score 10 the figure named The gam,
war full nj errors aud fumbIes.
The teams nnd officials
Diamond Heads Goal, Chiffon
backs, i Clwk Gleason; hnlI-hurhH
q, DoBhn T. Dcbha, !. Anderson, Tor
wards, Fernandez, 4 Williams, Woo
FIddor
Infantry Goal. RrighDhUlI, backs
Thompson Moon hulIharEm Ewlug
k0Ih NnImrr forwards, swift Got
lnps luw Van NIirl, CumidN
Rn.rN. 10 % alHIgn
lHoHm0H-l wilmington b rWI..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

san Francisco, Dee, 6,-The question
~ TO whnlhcr or not the san Fran
cisco Board Of Education has the pow
or to discriminate against pupils Of the
japanese race will he decided within
u few weeks by the United Slulct
Counts The same authority will de-.
eide upon the validity Of the state law
providing that separate BchoolB ho
maintained Tor OrionlalT The settle
mour of lNr trouble win Ito m the boz
u.m"lm.0n Hf the treaty hcIWmnn lh.
..uH'|N HUl lHUsn
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
:: q 3:
WAIKIKI BASEBALL

TIL, first half Of the season of the
Waikiki League was completed yester'
day and the victory OF the Sweet
Homes over the Myrtles gave them
first place. The second half will be
commenced ncXt Sunday,
The first game yesterday was be.
tween the Punahous and the Young
Lei Lchuas and was won by the for
mcr with score at li-5, mainly
through the good pitching Of Louie
Noah OF the Puns. The score by inn
ings was:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
44er's
EairOigo''

Have you lost your hair? 1t will
restore II. Has your hair faded or
turned gray? IL will bring back tho
color and gloss Of youth. In brief,
there Is no condition, short Of abso-
lutte destruction Of tho roots, in
which Ayers Hair Vigor will not
produce luxuriant hair.
Do not he deceived by cheap imita-
tions which will only diSappoint you.
Make sure you get AYERS Hair
Vigor.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

Tho feature of the second game, In
which the Sweet Homes beat the Myr'
ties. was the batting OF the winners,
who pounded NJ. Corrca. the opposing
pitcher. for hit after hit. The score
10y innings:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
C. Brewer & Co., Ltd.
QUEEN STREET, HONOLULU. T. "

AGENTS FOR:
Hawaiian Agricultural Co., ookala
Sugar Plant, Co. or meo Sugar Co.,
honemu sugar Co ,Wailuku sugar Co.,
Pepeekeo Sugar Co., Ths Planters
LIN. OF San Francisco Packets, chss,
Brewer s. Co.'s line Of Boston Packets.
LIST or oFFicER3.
g, M, Cooke, Presidents osorJs
Robertson, Vice President and Mana
Beri &, =, Bishop, Treasurer and SEQ
TsIaryi T, W, Maefarlane, Auditor, p,
c, Jorss, c, ", csoks ana J, n, Gait,
Directors,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

The WsekY cotton " tho Evening
hullGt.n G,yss q complete summary n
me rF#k ~ me iaY
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

1hH Wrrhly FlIIlnp NJ III. FYfnlps
Bulletin Blyet o complete summary ol
Tho nose oi no day f0r bis yssb
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
Vim. &. Irwin { Co., Ltd
SUGAR FACTORS
and
COMMISSION AGENTS

Agents for
Oceanic Steamship Co., San Francisco,
Cal.
Western Sugar Retiring Co., San Fran.
cisco, Cal.
Baldwin Locomotive Works, Phlis.
deiphia, Pa.
Newall Universal Min Co, tManufse.
turers OF Nationa, Csns Shred
der, New York, N. Y.
Pacific oil Transportation Co, San
Francisco, Cal.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation Co. A.
The Waialua Agricultural CO,
The kohala Sugar Co. :;
The Waimes Sugar Mil Co.
The Fulton Iron Worko, ST. Louir, mo.
The Standard OIL Co.
The Geo. r. Blake Steam Pumpa
Weston's Centrifugals.
The New England Life Insurance CO.
Of Boston.
The Aetna Fire ins. Co. Of Hartford,
Conn.
The Alliance Assurance Co. Of London.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
Dance

Think now about spending the year
end pleasantly The last dance at
HALEIWA was such a success that
tho management has decided TO repeat
Il on the goth OF this month he has
arranged with the kasi Orchestra to
play at concert and dance on that
date and IN have muSic all day Sun
day, on that day there will be 4 golf
and tennis tournament at which, Il Is
expected, a large crowd will he pres
ent. You may write the manager,
ST. CLAIR BlDGooD, for aeeommo-
dations.
ST. CLAIR BIDGOOD,
Manager,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
FOR SALE.
Eggs for tfatSI,iny

Barred Plymouth Rocks: White Ply.
mouth Rocks; Black MinOrcas;
White Minorcas: White Leghorns. A
few choice birds for sale. Telephone
White S3l. l.. G. Ablcs 3j56tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
ESSDIRECT0RY
MUSIC.
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

For house.heip, phone Wnits 2e91, Ma.
kiki. General Employment Office,
"or Pensacola and Beretania.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

Adclinc Patti cigars In compartment
boxes, made especially for Xmas. at
Myrtle Cigar Store. 3j62tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17
Alexander 4 Baldwin
LIMITED.
- a.
;. ?. COOKE. ..... Manager I,
LIMITED.
OEEIGERS.

SUGAR FACTORS,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS and
INSURANCE AGENTS
agents for
Hawaiian Commercial Z Sugar Ca
Haiku Sugar Company.
Paia Plantation.
Maui Agricultural Company.
kihcl Plantation Company.
Hawaiian Sugar Company. =
kahuku Plantation Company. Z
kshuluI Railroad Company.
f1sieakaia Ranch Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-17

In South Kona. 10000 acres Of lard as
whole. Address $. Norris, Waio.
hinu, Hawaii. 3jjO.tf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-21
DOUBT YOUR HUSBAND :
BY CYNTHIA GREY.
sttstttssss tss.ssttss ststsss 49,

deal Of advice
tho
bit Of advice launched into the feminine world
OF from Mrs Elizabeth Teefy, OF Chi
and : wnrded "a follows. quoting a local
should her husband b. anfathfu she
will herself bitter disappointment
IS a pretty hard BIT Of advice. isn't IT,
There unhappy homes there disoonaoiats
wives there 40 a
4 the began
doubt their husbands and them un
full
n this happen
should the conclusion that SOCIETY AS IT Is s not In
such a bad after all
Hsht truthfulness What would
he without IT,
Mrs Teety bearing sorrow bitter
signify that all the ssmef
diseased mind that from hope and and
doubt and disirust
Place a person vii EYES a a
light what happensg The By seek that single
and dwell upon
Plant a flower IN a does out
the aht before forth It's
Her heart naturally open warmth
unchanged # she would be her beau
what more beautiful best. happeH o
Who imagine without trust What Kind
o a product would she be-
Mrs Teeys Of hia
than could Withstand Few their first
letter Many have found letters aud
ave stiH trusted.
Mrs Teefy advises doubt and
and heartbreakera.
a . vnlfuly oolshy blind thing:
doubt II another
Is place doubt question but 1T
doubt deceit look for anheasncss
with the idsai
Let wife believe wrong
avoid g. she would womany
the purity Of her home
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-21

"A nations greatness Joseph Chamberlain is made BY
in greatest men"
Chamberlain osng his Of the Creates,
OF Ensiand. but he IT, nevertheless liable 20
Kings generals and generally far from making
a nations greatness
greatness supsrstc,uro Of
greatest industry. akl thrf and
shops farms The stores and in all the
work places WHERE sterling manhood oountA
Chamberlain viii these natons greatest
men, there viii be further controversy with him
spirit present decade Is opening
mighty things had gveFieoksd before
that eommcrcsn esaos and that industrial Ia
Of irresibiy than do
abstract political principles the Of phlanfhrople doc
trnariana
practical be doca not
what he knows
building The voFds railways. spanning the
rivers linking cables taking the
mountains ana turning into comforts q human ne
products valleys wipe famine from he
earhhes than the klnss Who st gded
trones administering The comparatively petty internal affairs Of
Theses bringing all mankind to-
Eether peace and plenty.
Is them re real masters.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-21
The Sweetest Christmas Music Is the
Laughter OF the Little Ones

season. bcag saddoat
year ntocrabe children
The exchange OF poue aud greetings folk
far trom What Is cracked upsto be Il IL merely formal oh
which people clad TO be done with
nothing else Christmas giving ths. the
hsppest the Christmas time with ten
would be the dy after The sshs u relief that day would be
than al the smiles Of The whole before.
the laughter Of the delighted chdren Il the Christ
thai the hcaftstrtuRa quick vibration.
call Christmas bells they would sound solemn
and bu, FOR their accompaniment Of Joyous shouts ana
laughter little
The child the only perfect happiness in the world
Il = n
This Is WY Christmas the dsy which all unite In SWING
soy children the approach mankind make to
a o heavcn
Christmas b snpremey tho FOE the
chnlrcn best lie making them
happy
What glorious gadneaa day
selecting Sits took frat Of all
mak a little child suprcmely happyl
there opportunity enough II the children
All supplied there plenty Of children
frendleas
They swarm aleya where that II spent on
Eowaup friend would brin scarcely sHle pleasure,
gs bns shouts Of from hearts
o which Joy Is
Il Is he sweetest music Ia n world
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-21

1 don't know which IA ruther be
a rich boy mans Aid.
I Wiaht ny pa millionaire.
could go dead broke like uncle ala
A Christmas s.nt much fun for me
.lomo old red ribbons stuck some green
Tof I nlnf uofhu' a all. I guess
kept just a old bctulu aud hetweenl
A rich mans bnY gets M he wants,
A steam engine with bell that rings.
Aud the poor mans MD there's Funds Tor him
70 buy him dinners. an aieda an things.
But just get a book two
An candy ar thinks ny ears look cicantf
II nint much fun can tell you that
TO be Just a. old bctwiKt an betHeeni
never get mafe'n want % ret
An much as thought would.
Noepun a cheap old pair OF akatea
or a china cup FOR boy that's Good"
The poor hid amt erpecn' much
The rich boz gets murrn he's ever seen.
but nobody makes fuss
For I'm just old hetwitt an between
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-21
THE THEATERS


Rose Melville. IN Sis Hopkins.
began week end engagement At
the Grand last night The star II
40 clover and dainty as over aud
the supporting company II All that
can be- desired Not a telling point
n this we'll known comedy b lost
aud the audience was satisfied
Three more performances VIII be
given. tonight. matinee aud night
performance tomorrow.
Florence Roberts begins a week
engagement AZ the Grand. Sunday,
appearing in her View YORK suecoas.
The strength ~ tho Veal" The
sale Of tickets began this morning
aud was unusually large
"resEy wsssY.v a musical pot.
poufi. AZ the seattle thoaief. II a
breezy attraction. The 10 chorus
girls alone ara worth tho price Of
admission. Maituoe tomorrow Next
week '"riiiy Olson" a new swedish
play. begins for a week.
Al the star rheater there II a
first claaH vaudeville biii. Maiineea
tomorrow aud Sunday
Jack. the Giant Killer" ~ TaY.
iur's Castle Gardens. continues TO
draw big houses beginning Sun.
day matinee The Amsden opefa
company. IN Mascot" begins =
long engagement
"uneis Toms Cabin" continues
10 please bumper houses az the Lois
thia week Matinee tomorrow Fun.
day matinee. Manager fhutakes
changes the bill e. the well known
military drama. Tho Girl | Left
behind Me
A. the Dreaniand skating rink.
this week. William Matthews IL pet
forming a great feat u lcaplng the
gap on skaisa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-21
THE KINGS
ROMANCE:

John Augustus uruwn. nerve spes
rlaiiat SIS afaIfiHE eases - IN
sanity at the state asylum. not be
cause the suneftnlsufrnt wanted
him there. bet taHauss brown hal
pail with tha paIuiesl boss The sas
perinton dent eaHtrntrd himself uith
tho warning 20 huuar the raiisatA
az should anything happen because
~ mrawns rfraeuce the papers
would make a bic scandal
mrumu'n experiences the first I've
lays were mzhY and STARTLING lie
had danced - the sultan ~ Hula.
been almost knsl sed out as tiu JET
frirs. ana uaa alsssat ghrotusd when
he refused g. baeafnr CaFuao and
sing diitY.
lie wan Ie a rnsesi state whrn he
aaw a patient. 5 saaus and decided
~ rretty kiri saminE down a side.
nalA Hhe mAn clearly prFtufhe8
ava glanced narevusly az brown
Ile had an Inspiration. This Vas
avlasntly the pretty Eirl ~ho TN
aEinsd shs was Qassn Cleopatra. lie
decided 60 chance H.
"good morning. queen be ssiss
~ bent in = knaf trfinE b Initiate
The oriental sataaff.
The gIffa eyes rolled and brown
bowed loser than before Then
came his vtnaIeaflan What wAt
thru. king" hai# the rifi
You're a wtae awl," seia Brown
70 himself Great Cleopatra. your
wishes ere my commando
Then wah after me command
"a Ciaopatfa. and the march began.
she soou became mere excited Had
she been naas urawn would have
said she was tuat ard searcd They
came 20 q Ions bridge over a lake.
~ the middle Cleopatra stopped.
boat love me king
Most dfvatedfY.- mumhlcd the
quakinK Brown
Then jump she cried pointing
% the Jake below
brown knew the water vas not
deep. and fearing % anger the
queen. took the leap. Cleopatra
fed one way and Brown waded cut
the other.
THAT night AZ dinner pretty Agnes
conhiin confessed O. her uncle. the
asylum upsfinisndent. how she bad
dis1beysd him and stroiied iu the
grounds aionu Fhe told ~ having
met a patient Wha had mistaken her
for Cleopatra. I humor~d him. un-
Gle tin I got iaat hah 90 set rid
u him some way. and I made him
jump -'
And just then tho door opened
and IN walked Iirown the king
Agnes screamed aud rushed 90 her
uncle.
OF course explanations were soon
made and both king aud queen final.
81 saw the fun In each thluhug the
other was CRAZY
And that's why brown. when he
wants % tease. sometimes calls his /
wife Cleopatra