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The Jasper news., 1906-11-08

All trains have through chair cars.
Close connection in union depots.
Tickets sold and baggage checked
through to all principle points in the
country. A. II. BAKER, Agent.
The Jasper news., 1906-11-08
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1906.

Issued every Thursday and devoted to
the interests of the people of Jasper and
vicinity. Our poitics-"The greatest
good to the greatest number"
Entered at the Postoflice at Jasper,
Mo-, as Second-class matter September
81. 1898.
The Jasper news., 1906-11-08

Missouri Pacific Time Table.
SOUTH BOUND.

SOUTH BOUND.
No 2O9-Joplin&S W Hans Mail 500 am
No 2O7.-K &, C Joplin Mail 80. .3:;5 pm
No 2O5-K G, q Joplin Exp. 10 an
No 293-Local Freight. ........ 1O:45 an
No 252-Red Ball Stock 49,. .5:10 am
NORTH BOUND.
No 2O6-K G & ST Louis Exp. -. .2:51 an
No coast L g. X G Mail. 49, 0:45 an
No 21O-St L., X G. & Joplin Mail7:53 pm
No 294-Local Freight. ......... 300 pm
No 252-K G Stock .......... 4:O3 pm
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
The Protest Of the Pines.

List TO the pine trees plant. we pray.
ye thoushtless men Of the town:
what , boots is your lesson Of Arbor Day
When at Christmas We cut OS down.
We stand. close arrayed, in the pure,
crisp air: on the mountains rock
And yet Ye would strip all the slopes
M SO fair. and lay us low In our pride;
The young and the straight We Would
STAY and STAY, to deck in q tinsel
What boots your lesson Of Arbor Day.
when at Christmas ye cut Us doWn?
In our wind-swept home We wax strong
and tall Jas we nod through the
summer days: - 2 \ Is 80
A-sw yin, In our branches the wild birds
s sSaae a niay ane squirrel N our deep
And yet your dread az at our ROOFS
y yo9'd hay lay and the hills isave hare
What boots your lesson Of Arbor nav.
Wnen at Christmas We cut sus down?
The winter shows hut serves Is shor
our clothing q deeper green; 80
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when at chri.tlnsls ye cut a. Al
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
.PEDAGOGUES.
ON JUNKET
County Superintendent Of North Da.
kota plan to attend National Meeting
to be held at Louisville Ky.

+
kota plan to attend National Meeting
to be held ut Louisville Ky.
County Superintendent U. +. Heller,
wife and family Of Heelsboro were
guests at the hotel Northern last even.
ing They are enroute home after a
very pleasant visit with relatives at
Crookston where Mrs. Heller formerly
\ resided s. q "a
s County S1perntendents throughout
the state generally are anticipating a
very pleasant trip to Louisville, KY,
next week when the National Conven-
/ ton OF Slperint will be held
and at which Representatives through
out the United States will be present
] to the number Of several hundred
State superintendent Stockwell. re-
a1izing the vast amount Of good to be
derived by attendance upon this meet
Ing, is very anxious that az maay as
possible Of the County Superintendents
of the state make the trip and to this
end 10 making arrangements for the
/ best possible railroad service and az
1 low a. rate % 40 obtainable. I. II
The North Dakota pedagogues Will
probably leave vim the Milwaukee road
from Fargo ami viii not be obliged To-
change cars until they reach Chicago.
IS Many Connty superintendent have
salpsady AxprSsi "a Their intentIons 81
ma1king the trip and the keys To the
city viii " tnrned over TO the educa-
Af0ES and The four ilayS ss6ston bealh-
niaG iel. sDsh pifu ~ tos - = 49,
& lS6xSS - = = a
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
but that it merely lacked opportunity

but that it merely lacked opportunity
for development.
ITO illustrate he said, take the
story of the party of excursionists in
the Aegean sea. When approaching
the Grecian coast the party assembled
about the rails to enjoy the beautiful
scenery. One lady turned inquiringly
to a gentleman at her right and said:
What is that white off there on the
horizon?"
THAT is the snow on the noun
tains." replied the gentleman address
ed
We'll, that's funny" she replied.
MY husband said it was grease"
All the men in the group laughed
noisily at Mr.. Bryan's story, but the
landlady looked puzzled. Finally she
said:
But Mr.. Bryan, how did the grease
get on the mountain"
Mr.. Bryan at once dropped the de
tense of women as born humorists.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
He Liked the Tipple.

A dinner was given to General Chas.
Miller in Philadelphia on his recent
return from Europe
Curacao figured among the liquors
served with the coffee, and General
Miller said with smile:
Il was lunching one day at an Eng
lish inn after an inspection of some
very interesting troops.
Across the room sat a half dozen
farmers-burly, red-faced farmers
being entertained by their landlord a
young vfscount.
With their coffee as with this, each
man got thimble full Of curacao.
One farmer a man as strong as q bull
and as red as a beefsteak, drained his
his little glass and then thumped the
table with his huge fist and shouted
! to the maid:
.Oi say. young woman. oiIl take
some of that in a mug"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
The Retort Sarcastic.

Sir Henry Irving was once the
guest of honor at lawyers ban
quet in New York In the course of a
graceful address he said:
You gentlemen have given me most
helpful advice on the art of acting
will you permit me to give you in re-
turn a piece of advice regarding your
profession?' '
My advice then, is that you make
your crOss-examinatiOns less rigorous,
less harsh. What is the good of treat
ing an honest and sensitive witness on
! the stand as though he were sneak
thief? {i l5} Il s.35 n h All.
confess that am not in SYM
pathy Of hardness in crOss-examin-
alton, and whenever I hear witness
turning on an overbearing lawyer my
heart rejoices sss5 5;'5
My heart reiOiced last week. "A
young man in my company was a
witness In a case OF robbery. He had
seen q thief snatch q young girls
pocket-bOok and make on. q
Well, the thief's lawyer cross-ex-:
ainined my young friend shamefully.
I He roared at HIM. shook his fist at
him. raved at him. I
AT what hour did All this happen? 2
the lawyer, sneering, asked toward
the end Of his5examn1atiOn.
j think e, = my friend began, but
he was at once interrupted. A, -
/ We don u care anything here about
what you Think said the lawyer with
q snort Of contempt
Don YOU went to hear what 1
& think = Baid my friend mildly.
Certainty not the Aavv1S,l rna raj 4
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
Special Bargains

One Second Hand Upright Piano 4. $4,000
One Second Hand Camp Piano $500
One Second Hand Emerson Piano s05oo
One Second Hand Hnze $1,000
One Second Hand Steinway s145oo
One Second Hand Chckern6 s14Ooo
One Second Hand kimba, regular price $500 $1,000
One Shop Worn kngsbury, regular price 500 s225oo
Tine Odd Stock j. H Grand regular price $3.50 $4,000
SEVERAL SQUARE
81
BARGAIN O SECOND land PIANOS
One Angelus Player used regular price 5000 $4,000
One Angels Player Shopwon regular price $500 sl25oo
One Angels Player Shop-wom regular price $500 $4,000
Une kmbal Player Second Hand regular price $500 1000
One kmban Player used, regular price $500 $4,000
One Kmban Player Shop-worn regular price $500 l65oo
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
Wounded at Manila.

brother OF Mrs. DIR. Healy of this
city, who passed. through Grand Forks
yesterday enroute to Join his wife at
& Red Wing before they leave for the
west to make their future home at
Los Angeles, was a member of the
thirteenth Minnesota and was wound
ed atsthe first battle of Manila, receiv-
ing a Mauser ball in his chest. He
VIII be associated with brother in
the management Of three million
acres Of government land in Mexico
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
/. Not the Fool He Looked.

A gentleman whose temper is cas-
lily disturbed was travelling In Eng
land recently and was much annoyed
ct the reply given him at railroad
station. The gentleman, noticing his
baggage properly addressed, was left
on the platform, called out:
Why didn't you put my baggage
In az 1 told you, you old fool 81
Eth, mon, yer baggage is no sic q
Ffule as verse" answered the porter.
"ye're r. the wrang train. ls
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
Many New Students

There Will be q large number Of
new students at the U. N. d. law
school for the winter term when they
all get In. The arrivals and registra-
tiOis indicate an attendance Of eighty
for the term. Nearly all OF the old
men are back for the start this morn
Ing and q bunch OF new men. The law
department Is one Of the i rapidly
growing departments Of the Univer-
EHify II VA ~ - 49,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-03
Take Regular Run

w. q. Remshardt, the Oldest extra
conductor Of this division Of the g. N.
left this morning TOR the east. where
She Will take the run Of Conductor MIL
Ter on the night train to Duluth This
leaves n. ]. Eyens as the oldest ex-:
stras conductor d "a
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Svmpsthv Not Needed.

Dr. Fridtjof Nansen. Norways fsr nous arctic explorer. now minister to Gerat Britain. makes light Of tho sympathy expressed by many persons anent the "hardships" of travellers. He says: There never was such mis- placed sympathy as commiseratins ! man who has lived in the wilds. Most men who travel in out-of-the-way parts of the world do so because they hke it. People who live in the center oi what is called civilization do not un' derstand, cannot realize. the spell tnss getting close to nature. batting ~i'n nature, has on the heart. lie aoes not believe in the use of alcoholic oes' erages, holding that while liquor VIII raise the temperature for lew n'n' utes, after that 1t falls lower 'ns' before.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Unearthinp the Briber.

During a recent campaign in Ens land a certain woman called on a la borer's wife and asked If her husband would vote for Lord Blank. No he won't" was the reply. But, remem Der the blankets and coals you go. from the clergyman" Never mind them. He's been promised new pair of trousers if he votes for Mir Dash" Suspecting that this was case of bribery that must be outdone, the woman canvasser offered a sovereigs If the woman would tell her who had promised the trousers. The money paid over, the woman smiled. T promised them" she said, "and I'll buy them out of your sovereign"
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
NO EDICiNE.
But Change of Food Gave Final Rel's'

Most diseases start in the aliment ary canal-stomach and bowels.
 A great deal of our stomacn anu bowel troubles come from eating '00 much starchy and greasy food' :,
 The stomach does not digest any .' the starchy food we eat-white pleau' pastry, potatoes, oats, etc. things are digested in the smaa iu's. tines, and if we eat too much, as nus ,' of us do, the organs that should ur gest this kind of food are oVefoom' by excess of work, so that fermenn ton, indigestion, and a ions "
 of ails result. ,,..,
 Too much fat also is hard to disess and this is changed into acius' - stomach, belching gas. and olos'' heavy feeling. ..om
 In these conditions a change iiur u indigestible foods to Grape-Nuts s- work wonders in not only reiie'' the distress but in building up strong digestion, clear orain n,, steady nerves. A Wash.
 writes: -,,A
 About five years ago suffered .'a, sm bad stomach-dyspepsia, inaise' -, constipation-caused, kno" ts,A from eating starchy and greasy ,.soat @
 T doctored for two years "' .sss any benefit. The doctor told me .1 a.t was no cure for me. l could nos a,srs anything without suffering ha pain in my back and sides anu
 came discouraged. Nuts
 "A friend recommended uraph .han and I began to use it. In less 'a a,a two weeks I began to feel oe''e'' vel inside of two months l was
 woman and have been ever sih'. ,.,th
 T can eat anything l WISH WISH and pleasure. We eat Grape-Nu's ,sry cream for breakfast and are ,,sturp fond of it." Name given py inc Co, Battle Creek. Mich. ,,s,,las nea little book, "The Road to Mei'
 tn pkgs There's a reason.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Wealthy Planter Killed.

Capt. B. H. smith, owner of the large Bellevue plantation, about eight miles from Lake Village. was murdered Tn his bed recently. No clue has as yet been obtained to the identity of the assassin and the motive which prompt ed the killing is a complete mystery. The assassin gained an entrance to Capt. Smiths room by placing lad der to window, a distance of twelve feet from the ground. There was ev- idence of terrific struggle, and the wounded man, after his assaiant left. crawled to the front porch and shot off his pistol several times to attract the attention of farm hands, before he finally lapsed into unconsciousness.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
A Daring hold-Up.

A daring holdup occurred at Pine Bluff recently when George W. John. son and E. Shepherd, two young men employed at w. J. Shepherds grocery store, were relieved of about $25 or S30 by two negroes. After robbing the young men the negroes apologetically remarked that they would not take the money unless they needed it."
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
ARKANSAS .Z ASTATE NEWS
Want Nearoes Kept Out of Army.

The Arkansas State Guard Associa- tion insession at Little Rock dopted d resolution, urging Congress to pro hibit the enlistment of negroes in the United States army or navy flor the reason that it is believed to be un- safe" and also urging that the War Department be requested to keep the negro and white troops separated and at no time station negro troops at forts where white troops are stationed. The Association also commended President Roosevelt for the stand he has taken in dismissing without honor two com panies of negro soldiers from the Uni ted States army because of the atroci- ties committed by them on white eiti. Zens of Brownsville, Texas.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
School District Appeal.

The transcript in the case of Jessie Allen against school district No. 6s of Clay county, has been filed in the Supreme Court The purpose of the suit is to test the right of school di- rectors to select teacher at the close of one term for another term. when new directors are to be chosen in the meantime. Miss Allen who had been chosen in March for the fall term, was refused the right to teach the three months school at $40 a month and was allowed in the lower courts, $120 dam- ages against the school district.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Children Bitten by Mad Poodle Dog

The three children of C. W. Abrams, of Little Rock. were bitten by pet poodle dog, thought to be mad, and have been taken to the Pasteur In stitute at Baltimore for treatment. The youngest child is in the most danger of contracting the rabies. having been badly bitten on the lip by the dog. but physicians believe that the prompt ae- tion of the mother in sucking the poi son from the wound will ward off the disease. The wounds of the other two children are slight and not considered dangerous.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
A Batch of Indictments.

The Grand Jury of Union County at it's recent sitting, returned 1,275 indictments. Of this number 1,20S were against sawmill companies charg. ed with issuing labor checks to em- ployes that were not redeemable in cash on the regular pay day, and that were intended to force employees to trade at the Company's commissaries in violation of an act passed by the last legislature.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Actinq Sheriff of Chicot County.

Governor Davis has appointed E.. P. Remley as sheriff and collector of Chieot County MT Remley was the acting sheriff during the suspension of Sheriff NJ. C. Strong, pending the trial of Strong on indictments charg- ing malfeasance in office. Strong was given his commission for the new year beginning October 31, but it has been stated that he is unable to make his bond, and that the appointment of Remley is to fill the vacancy until Strong files his bond and has it ap- proved by the county court.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
An Interesting Case.

A case is being tried before United States Commissioner Howell at Hot Springs, which is attracting some in- terest on account of the point in- yolYed The question relates to the relative rights between a home steader and party holding possession of land by virtue of mineral claim In the case at issue the plaintiff is alleged to have occupied certain min eral lands prior to its being filed on by the defendant under the homestead act
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Killed at His Own Door.

James A. Clay, a carpenter, living at Strong, was shot and killed near his front door by some unknown par. ties. He had just been acquitted by the Grand Jury on charge of volun- tary manslaughter. he having been bound over to that body for killing Jesse Garner at Strong while acting as deputy constable.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Charges Against Judge Sumpter Dis.
 missed

The charges against County Judge o. H. Sumpter of Garland county, of malfeasance in office, have been nolle pressed by the prosecuting attorney, and he will be reinstated in office. There is one other charge against Judge Sumpter, in which he is charged with giving away liquor on election day. but it is stated that this case may also be nOlle pressed.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
4 Rare Metal.

Housley Bros. of Hot Springs, have on exhibition at the State House in Little Rock. a specimen of antimony- which is said to be one of the finest specimens ever found in this state. Ar kansas is the only state east of the Rocky Mountains which produces this rare metal
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Thinks Clergy Are Losino Ground

MT. Charles Booth, the great social scientist, in his volume on "Relieion in London" is convinced that the clergy are losing ground by becoming servers of tables and organizers of charity instead of spiritual guides to their flocks.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Trials of Winter.

Do not permit yourself to be a uc. tim to cold or cough. They lead tn pneumonia, consumption and elsa where. Be wise; use Simmons Coueh Syrup. It cures coughs, heals lungs and will keep you right here to enhv the beauties of spring.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Killed in Oil Mill Accident.

Robert Shelton, a 14-year-old negro boy, was caught in the belt at the Dixie cotton oil mill near Argenta, and one arm was jerked from the socket and the other stripped of flesh nearly to the elbow He died from his injuries q few hours later.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Nj. A. Fain Injured by Train.

NJ. A. Fain, a carpenter, living at Paris, was struck by an engine on the Arkansas Central road and knocked from the track. sustaining considerable bruises. MT. Fain. who is deaf, had stopped on the track to tie his shoe and did not hear the engine approach
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Garfield Shirley Killed at Altus.

Garfield Shirley, miner working in mine No. ,. al Altus. was instantly killed by shot exploded from the op- posite side of the room in which he was at work, causing the partition wall to fall and burying him beneath mass of coal and rock
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Seriously Hurt in Gin.

Moody Bird, ginner employed in the Redwood gin at England. was severely injured by being caught in the gin saw. Three fingers and the thumb on his right hand were torn on and his forearm so badly mangled that it may be necessary to amputate it "" v
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
An Oranqe Tree.

Mrs. c. E. Kohler of Fort Smith, has an orange tree that is a prolific bearer of fruit. Though small in size. it has on it thirty-eight well-formed oranges, which are in various stages of maturity.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Seeks Practical knovl.a,.

The Montenegrin minister Q, a., culture is practical man. Poultry breeding is at present engaging hi, ., tention, and in his office he has h,a a hen sitting to hatch a special broos of chickens. There are now n,.. chickens chirping round his cha,,
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
J. F. CuIpepper Killed.

J. F. Culpepper, former chief of DO lice of Pine Bluff, was shot and killed by Eli Tilford, negro, whom he had arrested for trespassing upon the prop. erty of the Bluff City Lumber Com pany, by whom Culpepper was employ ed as a night watchman. Although mortally wounded, Culpepper shot and Killed the negro who assaulted him.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
A Destructive Storm.

A destructive storm swept over northeast Arkansas recently, causing an estimated loss in Paragould alone of SSO,O00. Reports from the sur. rounding territory indicate that the storm was general throughout the sec. ton, but it was not so severe at other points.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Wreck on the White River Railroad

Eighteen persons were injured, two of them fatally, in wreck on the White River Railroad about mile and a half from Batesyille. The cause of the wreck has not been definitely determined, but it is believed that the truck on the passenger train gave way while the train was rounding a sharp curyp
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Newark to Put an End to Illegal Sale
 of Whiskey.

In an effort to put a stop to the illegal sale of whiskey, a petition sign ed by about 100 citizens has been pre- scented to the Newark City Council asking that they take immediate steps to enforce the law.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14

me to good, sound condition. Nv a w',a and many of my friends have r. "ns Doan's Kidney Pills with good ros.'. usea and l can earnestly recommend tho.s .s
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents | hu
 Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo N 'A'
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Argenta Officials Reduc. s,,,r;..

The City Council of Argenta has voted Tor an appropriation of s75 .oOo TOT sewers, and in order to help swell the fund. the officials have decided 10 reduce their salaries.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14

About fifteen ve... ago l suffered Sn, my back and ss h,s neys. l doctorea ass S, used many remes,.s s.s wit without getting !. nef. Beginning win T pan ans s Kidney Pms the first box, and two bovaS ro.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
A Prominent Lawyer Dead.

Robert R. Lockett. prominent law yer of Texarkana. died suddenly in his office at Texarkana on the day of his return from his wedding trip.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Freight Wreck Near De VaIls Bluff.

A freight train on the Rock Island jumped the track near De Valls Bluff recently and nine cars loaded with lumber and cement were piled up in a ditch. A tie having fallen from a car across the track caused the wreck
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
National Pure Food and pru,. l..

The Garfield Tea Company's prens,.
 tions comply in every respect vl,sp g,sspala' n requirements of The National p'ra .n p lhs and Drugs Act, June 3Oth, 1908 Ss0e', Ssooa No. 3s4, assigned by the Government 'e..S, .,;n appear on every package of their soaa. s,'
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
A Hoid-up at Hot Springs in Broad
 Daylight.

Samuel Howard, of Maumelle, while on visit to Hot Springs. alleges that he was held up in broad daylight by two men and robbed of $340.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Lives by Raising ou..,

MISS Flora Mcintyre, sopbom,,. In Berkeley University. Cali,ors,' ul' pays her board and tuition fes. A,s' . the sale of queen bees she raisss ]"
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
A Canning Factory at Maqazine.

s4,000 has been subscribed by citi. zens of Magazine for the purpose oi establishing a canning factory, and work OH the plant will begin at once. The capacity of the plant will be 10,- 900 cans per day.
The Forrest City times., 1906-12-14
Bank at Carlisle.

The farmers and business men of Carlisle have organized a bank at that place to be known as the Bank of Carlisle. The bank will be capitalized at 25,0oo, and will be opened for bus mess by February 1, 1907.