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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-12-26
THE CITY

The CITY
THE WEATHER
Snow and colder tonight and
Thursday. Max. %, min. IA.
x. P. Meeting Tonight Work in
the second degree. Remember this
is the last meeting of the year. i.
Junior BandWill meet this even
ing at the courthouse at 8 O'Clock
for business session. All should
be there e = IT,.
Married This afternoon Judge
Mckenzie married Willard L. Morgan
and Mis-. Sarah B. K. Kozanka, both
of Braddock. :" &c.
Rather Ambiguous - An Ashley
hotel advertises that ! the landlord
charges according to the looks of his
guests. How has a fellow got to look
to get low rates?
conaested-The car situation at
Garrison is still unrelieved and every
elevator in town is full of grain. 1t
is estimated that there is now. 365, 900
bushels of grain in elevators, aat-
houses and outside bins. ;.
Good Motto-The motto adopted by
the Municipal League Of North Ia
kota has adopted as motto: 'Dco.
nomy in and perfection of city gov
eminent" The appropriateness of
this is suggested to the Bismarck
council.
Party Friday Evening-The Degree
Of Honor will give one of their en-
joyable dancing parties Friday even
ing at Maennerchor hall, which, like
all the social features of this organ
ization, will doubtless be most fine.
Eastern Star-The o. E. S. will in
stall it's officers for the ensuing year
Friday evening. Grand Matron Mrs.
Ehrman will be present. All Masons
with their ladies and all visiting mem
bers of the order are invited to at
tend. .-..;.,.-
Familiar Faces - Everybody is
pleased to see posters bearing half
tones of the famous Dixie Jubilee
Singers, scheduled again to appear
in Bismarck. The personnel of the
company is the same as last year;
each member is an artist. - 49,.
! A proftabfe %Room-The owner Of
the building says he will get 500 a
month rent from the little room that
has been partitioned off from the
Capital City Billiard hall. A profit
able business must be contemplated
in that small space to pay rent like
that. -, ~. .-.
Court Martial - A militia court
martial is to be held at Fargo tomor-
row but for whose benefit or why has
been kept a secret. Capt. Matchan
has been ordered to report at Fargo
to sit as a member of the court, but
is unaware what case or cases are to
come before the court. -.
Will Remove to iowa--The Car
rington Independent says that Mrs.
Laura j., Eisenhuth, formerly state
superintendent of public instruction,
and a lady well known in state edu-
cational circles, departed Wednesday
for Dewitt, Iowa. where she viii
make her home in the future. Mrs.
Eisenhuth is one Of the pioneers Of
Foster county and her many friends
are sorry to see her leave. VII. Il. h
New Postoffice About Jan. LIST the
spostoffice viii be removed to the west
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-12-26

! 4 profitable Room-The owner Of
the building says he will get 800 a
month rent from the little room that
has been partitioned off from the
Capital City Billiard hall. A profit
able business must be contemplated
in that small space to pay a rent like
that. -. ~. .,-..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-12-26

CONTINUED on page T.,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-12-26

Court Martial - A militia court
martial is to be held at Fargo tomor-
row but for whose benefit or why has
been kept a secret. Capt. Matchan
has been ordered to report at Fargo
to sit as a member of the court, but
Is unaware what case or cases are. to
come before the court.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-06-24
I O good clothes WearerS

BECAUSE WOOL like many other good things higher priced
- clothing have deliberately cheapenedteir qualities
~ to keep prices down.
Necezed and other mixed with the
made at the
There half dozen clothing manufacturers the country
who have not sacrificed good quality to price, The S
you who good clothes will for having them good
rtnh e lose uad' lose al But yueta
Under the circumstances you justified assuming that
manufacturer Coter who doesn plainly that his clothes all
wool offering you CotonnXed goods He have lot
alwoo point depend upon the Sand the sugar. You
buy such clothes you choose because they're cheap
and think afford BETTER deserve respect but you'll
find al-WOO the real economy
half
would lose rade that the for low would force
qualities On the than
mand they rather there
enough men who want the best to keep us busy
We this question of high
the business OF making selling and wearing oheS we'd like to
every who wants honest merchandise taking his stand with
whether he wears clothes not
Hart Schaffner & Marx
The Washington times., 1906-03-18

that's the correct nautical way, and
Bilhah wore her blue yachting suit.
At five bells the wind became a gale
and we went blowing along before it
like a runaway camel. Pretty soon
the waves began 10 rise and the ark
10 roll Ma got white and said that
she felt funny, but she didn't laugh,
Then Pop stopped smoking and de-
clared that his tobacco was tasting
nasty. Pretty soon he said that he
must have eaten something that had
disagreed with him and he went
below to ask Ma where the bottle
of cholera mixture was. but Ma was
lying down and very pale and she
told Pop that she was quite sure
she was about TO die. The Ark was
rolling and pitching dreadfully now
and all the animals were groaning
and believing and bowling like mad.
By and by something inside of me
sort or wobbled and | got aYfully
sick,
Been lying down on my back on
the deck for an hour. l guess we
have all been poisoned by something
out of that cook book 1 think Pop
and Ma are dead already for | can't
hear them groaning. but the ami
mails are making so much noise that
maybe 1 can't really hear Pop when
he lets out. The chimpanzee is aw-
full sick. too, and is lying beside me
with his head on my neck. I guess
these are the last words | will write
in this Log Book.
March 6.-The wind went down IN
the night and the ark stepped roll
ing and we all felt better rigkt
away, Hannah was the only one
who was not sick. Pop declares that
it was the rolling that did it, but
Shem says there's nothing in his
The Washington times., 1906-03-18

book on navigation 20 explain it.
Anyhow we all ate a good breakfast
and now feel bully. But the animals
are all mad. The elks came TO COM
plain that both OF the elephants had
rolled over or them and squashed
them into jelly and the giraffe said
that the moose had stabbed him with
his port horn in the abominable
region. wherever that is.
Bilhah says he meant abdominal
region. She says Hannah is a jewel
and a treasure. When Bilhah was
sick the little girl told her to lie
still and brought her a lemon to
suck. asked Hannah how she came
10 know what 10 90. ! thought
maybe she was a trained nurse and
knew all about first help to the in
jured. but she said that she had
learned all about sea sickness one
time when she went on an excursion
Of the Royal Benevolent Knights Of
ShiraZ up the Red sea, before her
mother got her divorce and there
she was very i'll, indeed. An old lady
told her about the lemon cure and
IT worked all right. but after all
guess II didn't do Bilhah much good
for she never moved until the Ark
stopped rolling. Ma says that we
certainly didn't bring enough lemons
if this is going 10 happen often, but
Pop thinks we would die anyhow II
1t lasted more than a day or so,
for he declares that he has lost some
OF his most necessary vital organs.
Gee, but he was sick! Ham said he
hadn't lost anything, but he would
bet that he had strained something
inside, Ma asked them please not
TO talk any more about it.
How could anybody help talking
about such an experience2" said
The Washington times., 1906-03-18

Pop; ut doesn't happen every day.
Reminds me Of the sensation I had
along in the reign of King LOzh.
when the earthquake struck US.
The royal palace and the Union
Hotel both rose up and then turned
summersaultsi The city hall park
was heavey up and down like a ear
pet being shagen and everybody was
so sick they couldn't run away, l
was only a small kid then, but well
do I remember the mayor trying 70
navigate across the common and IL
looked mighty suspicious. Any
other time IL would have looked sus-
picious. ! mean. He Just staggered
The whole land was so twisted round
that nobody could find his own lots
and there were started then lawsuits
that are going yet or would be if this
food hadn't happened TO stop them.
There's a whole lot Of fat ca
phases and habeus cOrpuses and
cavets and such that VIII be useless
hereafter, I guess!" remarked Shem.
Yes, indeed" replied Pop. Soak
ed writs and powers OF attorney,
mortgages and contracts, debenture
bonds and proxies all viii be pulp
when we come sailing home again!"
Thanks be-" exclaimed Ma. 81
hope nobody will ever find out how
to make any Of them again. Those
capiases and things used to drive
my Pa simply Wild It was worse
than the measlesl Replevins, eject
ments, judgments, and subpoenas all
day long He was gray-haired be-
fore he was five hundred years old.
And it all came from that very earth
quake that you were speaking
about"
ct certainly did," said Pop. My
uncle Zebulon had four suits against
The Washington times., 1906-03-18

came together the "Simian Won
der" as the lion calls him, refused
to submit TO the remarkable test
which he had himself proposed, but
agreed to fight as they we're The
anteater loudly shouted fake" and
skin pugilist," and other abusive
names at him. 1t sounded. so Shem
said, just like an actual gathering
OF genuine prizefghters arranging
a meeting. The orang asked the
anteater where he had ever got a
reputation and who had ever had
the pleasure of meeting such a stiff
in a ring. The anteater sneered
and, looking very contemptuOusly at
the simian, asked him if he wore
he gloves on his hands or his feet
when he spared
Your feet said he, look like
hands, and your hands like feet;
and you look like a dub, that's
wnat."
And you" replied the orangou-
tang, look like a rain spout on
legs, You're nothing but a walk
ing funnel! You've got a face on
you like beer pump You're no
pugilist, but you'd make a good
inspector of drain pipes,"
We all thought the chimpanzee
had better gift of language than
the anteater. II surely looked like
a fight was coming off, but the peli-
can spoiled it. He whispered to
the anteater that the orang had
the best Of it, as he could punch
with all four fists at once when he
leaped of the ground. That set
tied the matter, but there was lots
more stiff talk We waited around,
Ham and l, for half an hour longer,
but nothing happened.
Shem began to mark time by the
ships bell this afternoon, because
The Washington times., 1906-03-18

him because twelve acres Of his cram
berry meadows bulged up and spread
out over the land Of the GAIA Coun-
try Club and spoiled their crOquet
ground. First they sued him for
tTespass and then for ground rent
becase his land was occupying their
property"
But he won his suits" said Ma
How was that?" asked Snem-
I've never heard about this matter"
That happened long before you
were born, replied Pop. Uncle
Zeb fought them in the courts until
he got a survey made and then il
was decided that instead of his cram
berry bog getting over on the COun-
try Clubs land the latter had butted
II under his property and boosted
1t up so that it was simply worthless
to grow cranberries on, so the jury
gave him twelve thousand shekels
damages and it busted up the COun-
try Club right there!"
March 6.-Woke up TO find myself
soaked! The water was pouring in
through the roof in six different
places and the guinea pigs were
swimming around in their box. The
hs agouti was sitting I'D on the edge
or lis box singing Life on the
Ocean Wave" and the bull-snakes
were both IN bed. with me In about
one minute l came TO the conclu-
sion that the roof was leaking. I
tried to get TO sleep again but 1
was too damp and so at last I got
up. Helped Pop and Ma put all
sorts OF receptacles wherever the
water was coming through until
breakfast time. After breakfast we
went at it again, but ali the aquatic
animals and a whole lot who never
had much use for water before. were
splashing and diving into the pals,
The Washington times., 1906-03-18

Icontinued On Page Eight, This section
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-01

wavs surglnE ,lp and down the city nave
created constant demand for almost
every known article OF food, ana hehca
this mnryelously complete ana apunuaht
supply 1t is no exaggerat'on 70 sly
thnt nearly every dish known to tho
o,vII,znd world. is served on New York
tnhlcs. Tho result is that tho markets.
Of Now York are a miniature representa-
ton OF all tho markets OF the world.
Hardly anything Is tout OF season.
IN the metropolis. Milf-fed spring
lambs arc supplied to tho new Hotei
Aston In mid winter from hothouses IN
Nav Jersey. In tho days when the apple
crop of the East was sufficient Tor loci''
needs tho best apples were grown ~
orchards In western New York; but TO-
day as tho result of an increasing ae,
mand. tho apple supply Is TRANSPORTER
from orchards scattered UP and down
tho whole length OF tho continent, and
of all tho apples thus collected, those
from Oregon nre the hest, II Is lhe
same with celery. Years ago, New York
celery was famous for Its Incompatible
flavor and orlspness Now however, the
host specimen of this vegetable comes
from California, Urgent demand opened
new fields and awarded new prizes. 30
1t is with oranges. Formerly those 1to'''
California and Florida were tho farVites
in the New York market, To-day TUG
most luscious samples OF this frult solu
here come from the irrigated lands ro-
claimed from tho desert territory OF Ari-
IONA. Popular demand too has been
responsible for tho production OF native
pineapples, grown In Florida and ma
two figs. tho product OF rich texas
fields.
There is an interesting little story hes
hind the fact that gradually the Amer
lean table is being supplied by native
products: that not only every necessity
but also every delioacy IS srauuamy
hecon,in- Indigenous; and that whereas
once when thing WAS out OF sea-
son II WAS out of the market, to-day,
particularly in New York, where tastes
ara so cosmopolitan and purses are SO
fat, practically everything IS IN season
all the year round Largely Responsible
for this remarkable transformation Or De-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-01
Richard Whiteing's View.

MY Dear ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS my delay
In answering your letter.
I certainly think the Jews had better
set up at first under the suzerainty or
Great Britain, or Of another equally
strong and friendly power-if they can
find ono. They want u big brother to
stand beside them while they settle them
selves On the world. They arc the most
persistent OF peoples, but they have yet
to become a nation again. after a long
period of intermss!on, That means po'
iitical housekeeping on the grand scale
Of fleets and armies-as the poor old world
stands now.
What would happen II the Jews came
suddenly into possession OF PalesttneY IT
would certainly be hard for them to findi
an international guarantee that would
ward off all danger OF aggression, Why
some states would begln to live by going
4 or tho Jews. And without such guaran-
tee how very easy 1t would be-.for the
Turk, say to pick q quarrel, pounce, ana
lay them under tribute. 1t IS Just what
he, would enjoy. So their last state
might be worst than the first-spoilatlon
wholesale as against tho retail process IN
vogue now,
Under friendly protection they would
be nursed into nationhood. Canada and
Australia have gone through the process.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-01
GRADUATES or THE SCHOOL=-eyels townsend sa49z

sneered wilder. .'1Jm! Well, what hays N
you to report" rs II III
"IIollster went down to the Park Row.
restaurant after lie left you" Il; St$&
All! And lunched wi tn Mr., Hanson L i. 81? 'sS
No. sir; he lunched alone si5
''He did Didn't no see Mr.. Hanson 2 'sSt
.# TIe didn't see any one, He sat there
In the restaurant, smoking q cigar and
reading a paper af ter lunch until after AKA .S
Perfectly sure. had him under OBJ seq
walton until he teak the cab \, Y ,.ss
are sure that Idoll ster tors
"IIthink not, sir 81
.a you think not!& The Gazette pays .peo 3--S
pie like you to know, not to think e II So
perfectly evident that he did see YOU eng "
that he gave y9u me ne sup IN ordff
swindied, @ robbed It's Outrageous! nd
It's all due to YOU! Inc Ga shler nlA ".
out your time. We don't want yo 7,1l Az az
This will make a very pleasan I. !. slo o!,!,
to tell the Union for ins5ap hco Nh
there are other things that can .sl!;;Ls
haven't been your private secretar ~ a ll!
confidential clerk for the Ia Tvs
without knowing something apOu I5S In liist
paper, Mr.. Wilder. 3 b B aiFfs.S@
"Well, I'll be ahanged!" calculated Wills
or, furious with, rage. II won nave sSl p}iEsss
around another mi nutel get OUT q
'You don't have to have me aroupGs
Mr.. Wilder, but you won't fire me, n ever
theless, I think. There $ that Washing Ton ,i
Correspondents position that We WantSd
SO long, :, 1, a. Us y, ,sI i,S
A momentary reflection had !. .cony yi1nnA
it was mpregnable for the a S1;
too, he realized as his eyes fell upon ~ Lne
contracts. was HOLSTERS! II. see maj
You get it them" he added, u "buts,S yo on
Won't hold livery long," he mutter.ed, u "
dor. his breath as he went gu A l2.a aa "
for you, Mr. Hollster. I'll fix you lsEh ~ q!
Of It! And / trained both these men ny ~
self! tFd :, nv ~ l.t1 ~
elevator and repair to the otlce. ot,sr.ssf
"Um!'' said the proprietor. "Pretty 4l paas
isn't it? But, after all, Wilder. bot 8thes4
Youngsters got the better OF you Y. g any Y,
iioiister got the better Of, me. ,and !, ;tna
oitor-in-chief too and we're fhe ness
Pretty shrewtl OF them, they re q /. pig sns.S
OF swinders, but II they're smart en ~ ~
for that guess We haven't done 20 pao e..
w after all in retaining them. !, I 1s9S
Copyright by j, B. Llppincott %.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-01

discovered by the psychologist to impart
these pleasant mental effects rms Is NJ,
due alone 10 erlightncss in weight and
10 their freeing the body from heayy pres ,ne
mind OF the wcurer with n ball or some
gay social function, Just as slipping I,I, o on =
alton BY the stcrner sex, who accordingly
experience that state OF mind when weur-
ing It. Similarly, DOMINIC evening dress
suggests Il certain formal, correct sort OF
be h.tvior.
SILK clothes suggest to many wearers
that they are OF high social rank whether
they are or not. IN most cases the feel
and rustic of silk are agreeable yet 10
some subjects the latter is decidedly an an
noying, like q scratching ncn or knife
scraping across a plate. Still to others
the rustic Of silk Is soothing.
Furs suggest 10 the wearers feelings Of
wealth or pride, or Of being well dressed
Or elegant. However, they are , ais!ked by
limpart hot, cloked or stuffed feelings.
They always suggest to one girl sensa,
lion Of being too much like an animal
Prefer Fine Shoes to Aught Else.
"Havc you special preferences for cer-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-01

society,"" or that ut can't be estimated on
the grounds Of income" @ AZ.
* change OF personality in changing
from quitting clothes to evening dress Is
ladies. Some confess unensincss IN even
Ing dress, and this scnsntlon,, Dr. lflnccus
says is due to "a desire to win emula ton
and the dread OF criticism and notoroty.,,
Others feel more dignined, or more grand,
while they arc in their evening attire!
Some, In outing costume. feel MORE ready
pier than when IL evening, dress .ess,, j
4. Mental effects Of being addressed we're
found 10 be unsociablcncss, depression,
rabty sellconsclosInaes sens n9yens
10 possible observation. envy, lowering OF
self esteem and loss Of self-conhdencc. I.
clothes, tho psychologist said L, !, ,
loose negliEee costume MI, wr,t,ph 1,a %
s sara With thom at tines, faint ain f%s
Ia nd shoes tolerably stiff, sntigly-nttl
clothes are gloves and stays o. sone k, and
GO
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-01

4 The Daily Gazette was at once the worst
and best paper In New York. incidentally.
It was also the most successful. whether
II succeeded because 1t was the worst.
or because It was the best, was a Dues
lion which neither the proprietors nor.
the public had ever been able TO solfe.
There was n sufficient uncertainty about
ii to render 1t inndvisable either 10 ele-
vate it or degrade 1t further 30 long as
It continued to succeed M g
E or course, the character OF a. paper de-
ponds upon tho point ofvicw. The Gazette
was the best paper Iii that 1t gave all the
news Immediately, completely, entirely,
sparing no expense to collect 1t and 70
disseminate It. II was the worst paper
in ri that 1t sometimes stated as fact,
with prodigIous emphasis, what was after
wards found TO be untrue. All news
pa pers do that, but notsSwith the same
sensational avidity as the Gazette There
was neither modcsty. decency. nor sell
restraint in Its makeup. X was me
.'yelowest" OF the so-called yellow jour
nails" It's editorial column reflected tho
Jekyll and Hyde spirit OF the paper.
Sometimes the editorials were clear, losl-
al forceful. briliant--appealing to the
ycry highest At other times false m
sincere, Illogical, specous, sophistical-.
appealing 10 the very lowest.
rho more reputable press and the more
hichlv cultivated public opinion OF the
city rcprchended the Gazette; but every
body bought 1t, read It., discussed II
even the clergy! In any trolley or ele-
yated car .taany hour OF the day there
we're TO be seen moro readers OF the
r,azottc than OF all the other papers In
New York. ~,
Is 1ts principal rival was the Union. me
&1-nion was better than the Gazette IN
,h,t tbo nroportion of good to bad In It's
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-01
Baltimore Rises From It's Ashes.

I'm smaller way tho Baltimore fire Of
February z and 5, 1904, Is doing for that
city the great work of renovation and
Improvement which tho CONFEDERATION Of
1871 did for Chicago. Bnltimore's fire or
two years ago destroyed property estl-
mated at sl00O0O,O00, In the heart Of the
city. 1t was q stunning blow for the
moment but the city Is gradually rally.
Ing from It. According to tho figures Of
the Sun, Of that city, Baltimore has busl-
ness plans and Undertakings involving an
expenditure of 5000, 100000, to which tho
msrohants, and property owners syS Ter soo con- ON
ihe corporations about s30,oooooo, OF the
have been issued, AS In the case OF tho
Chicago fire in 1871 and Of Boston'ss N y,
1879, the valuation of the burned district
is increased largely In Baltimore, the
gain being put at fully 100000 900. TN,
country will rejoice to hear of this good
fortune for Baltimore. That city Is IN
creasing in population and trade, Tho
AFRO gave an opportunty for improve.
utilized Tho Monumental Citys people
arc public-spirlted and progressive, Ihnt
llitra-conseryative element Of IT'S old bust
ness population was shaken out of Its
torpor by the fire, and the city has been
benefited more than can be seen on me
face of the figures here quoted, FOR Inc me
spur of tho citys activity VIII last, me
'0Greater Baltimore Jubilee" to take
place in September, 1905 to celebrate me
city's recovery from the fire OF lWf VIII
have an interest for the Whole country
Leslie's Weekly.