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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
DUE TO PRINTERS "Pl."
Queer Libel truit Arising from Acci-
dent in English Eewspa-
per Office.

London laws in England are
enforced with great severity, and acct
dents of the kind that will happen In
the best regulated newspapers, occa-
sionally have to be paid for just as
though they were the products of viii
lainy and malice aforethought. An
instance of this occurred the other
day which has caused a Surrey news
paper to be mulcted in $3.50 damages.
Going to press in hurry, two stories
got mixed up. one relating TO a wom-
ans suit for divorce and the other TO
police court case.
The transition from one to the other
must have bafiled a good many read
ers 1T had been held in very old
case, ran the report, that when the
donor remained in possession, a deed
OF gift that the persistent annoyance
and blackmail would not be allowed
TO go on. Witness had her under OBJ
seryation.' But newspaper readers
are hurried people in these days, and
probably many gave up the sentence
as unintelligible, and saw nothing inn
probable in the eventual fact that
"sheN-the wrong "she"-was bound
over in $50 to keep the peace for six
months But having failed to get a
divorce she saw here brilliant chance
to obtain financial solace for her dis
appointment Accordingly she brought
suit for damages, and in vain the
editor and the foreman Of the COM
posing room endeavored to make a
stolld British jury understand how
easily such blunder might happen
and how impossible it was under mod
ern newspaper conditions to take such
precautions as would prevent 1t.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
PELICANS IN KANSAS.
Large Flock of the Ungainly Birds
Hover Over a Town for
Hours.

Pittsburg.-The other day a large
flock of pelicans flew over the town
of Hepler. One of the birds was shot
and 1t fell into the large railroad
pond After it had been shot the
flock lowered over the pond for three
or four hours. circling higher and
higher till they were out of gunshot
reach.
1t was after night before the flock
abandoned the wom lded bird and con-
tinued their iouriiD northward. The
bird that was not was not killed, but
was disabled in ono of its wings, 1t
was fine lar = bird, standing about
four feet high and measuring eight
feet from tip to tip of its wings.
It was as white as snow with the
exception that il has one Or two black
feathers in the tip Of the wings. Its
beak is about one foot in length, with
q pouch underneath large enough to
hold about one gallon of water. The
flock had probably been disturbed and
driven out of their course to the
northern lakes
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
"HE RAN FOR LAWYER"
But There Was Doubt as to Whether
He Had Ever Caught
the Office.

A man from Pennsylvania went to
Vineland on business errand, The
town was strange to him, and he was
unacquainted with the man Ca lawyer
he had gone to see. The directions he
received were so indefinite that he
found himself on the elge of the town
without having come to the house he
sought. Then he met an old negro
and asked the way of him and learned
that the house lay about a quarter OF
a mile farther down the road.
"The man want to see is law
yer" he said to the old man. as this
MIR. Dash down the road a lawyer"
"He amt no lawyer that / ever
heard tell Of" answered the negro.
You're sure?"
The old negro scratched his head in
deep thought Then CLEAN Of re-
membrance lighted his eye.
Now think of 1t, boss" he said
pears like I do recollect he ran fol-
lawyer one time"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
cHllo's AWFUL SKIN HUMoa
Screamed with Pain-sufferinc N..-
~ Broke Parents Heart-speed-
lily Cured by Cuticura

wish to inform Won Tho. ..o
out,cura Remedies have put stop to
we've years of misery | passed with
my son. AS an infant noticed on hi.
pouy red spot, and treated Same
WIN inherent remedies for about era
years, but when the spot bepan 90
set larger | put him under the care Of
uoc'ors' Under their treatment tho
u,sease spread to four different parts
vi MS body. The longer the doctors
Treated MIN the worse II grew. Dur-
ing the day 1t would get rough and
form like scales. At night n would
ne cracked, iniamed and badly swol-
, ,en' with terrible burning and itching.
"nen think of his suffering II near.
~ breaks my heart. His screams
could be heard down stairs. The suf.
fering Of my son made me full of
misery | had no ambition to work.
10 eat nor could sleep. One doctor
told me that my sons eczema was
ineurable, and gave 1t up for a had
Joo. One evening saw an article in
the paper about the wonderful Cuti.
cura and decided to give it a trial.
l tell you that Cuticura Ointment is
worth its weight in gold; and when I
nad used the first box of Ointment
.nere was great improvement, and
ny tne time had used the second set
OF outicura Soap, Ointment and Resell.
vent my child was cured. He is now
tweive years old, and his skin is as
hne and smooth as silk. Michael
steinman, Sumner Avenue, Brook
Ign, N. Y, April 16, 1906"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
Woman Rail Splitter.

Hattie Order, a widow. and her
young daughter walked here from the
backwoods country, several miles from
Gradyville, KY, and were almost
starving. She said she was afraid
she was a burden to the city. and
asked the policemes to get her pc
sition splitting rails, as she was ac-
customed to doing that sort of labor
in addition 10 her housework. She
was surprised when informed that
there was nothing doing in that line
here for women. She said she came
to indianapolis in search of her broth
err, but his name could not be found
IN the directory.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
oRAcuIAR OBSERVATIONS.

Many a good resolution quickly runs
down OF the heel.
A pretty girl can teach a man meat
anything but good common sense.
II pays to look mule in the face
when you have anything to say 10
him.
About half OF the things bought on
credit would not be bought II cash
were demanded
Have you noticed that the bottom
of cup OF joy that runs over Is sell
dom far from the top7
It's a good deal better 10 think
poetry than to write 1t, aud better to
write Il than to print IT,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
500 Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there is dreaded disease that science
has been able to in all It's stages and that is
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease requires constitu.
tonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken In
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing its work. The proprietors have
SO much faith In It's curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t falls TO
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address +. j. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by ali Druggists, 15c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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Battleships for Chill.

Chilli has adopted a programme Of
naval construction to be carried out
in eight years, which includes four
powerful hattleships, another larger
dry-dock, the complete fertilization of
africa and six other ports, several fast
cruisers. destroyers, torpedo boats and
,ubmsrines.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
different Kinds.

"A man in politics should have lots
of friends, shouldn't he?"
1T depends" answered Senator Sorg-
hum. ION whether they are friends
who want to do something for you or
who want you TO do something for
them. "-Washington Star.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

Thousands tell OF
cures made by
Doan's Kidney Pills.
John c, Coleman. a
prominent merchant
of Swainsboro, Ca.
says; "For several
years my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. | was
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

naial depression. was unable to at
tny house work, and life became a bur-
tne Twas confined for days to my bed,
egsppeite, my courage and all hope,
loud not bear to think of an operation,
snydistress ] tried every remedy which
yht would be of any use to me, and
nd the value Of Lydia 4. Pinkham's
ale Compound to sick women decided
MIA trial ! felt so discouraged that l
SR hope OF recovery, and when i began
hter, after the second week, thought
meant temporary relief; but to my
EPrise found that i kept gaining,
ktumor leSsened in size.
kCompound continued to build up my
halth and the tumor seemed to be
pei, until, in seven months, the tumor
rllely gone and q well woman. / am
1uM for my recovery that l ask you
da my letter in newspapers, so other
hnay know Of the wonderful curative
q Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
snwomen are troubled with irreg-
Gpainful periods, weakness, dis
Aent or liberation of the female
" that bearing-down feeling, in
nation, backache, flatulence, gen
deoility, indigestion or nervous
alnon, they should remember
IS one tried and true remedy.
I. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
@once removes such troubles.
e'her medicine in the world has
"a such widespread and unquali-
naorsement. No other medicine
0ea q record of cures of female
rnkham invites all sick women
neaer for advice. She is daughter
a Lydia E. Pinkham and for
g'hVe years under her direction
SINCE her decease has been
ing sick women free of charge.
as guided thousands to health.
u.s. Lynn, Mass.
snber that it is Lydia e. Pink
Vegetable Compound that is cur
Snen, and don't allow any druggist
you anything else in it's place.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
react of Athletics.

nan" explained the hospital
ss the victim of athletics"
4 restrained, suppose"
I =, ~ never trained a bit. The
\ rso nit him had, though
l,.lohia Ledger.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
Physical Imnossibility.

The House Cat-You're getting fat
and apopec;ic can see your finish.
The Pug Dog (making an effort to
turn his head. but giving up)--That's
more than can do. anyhow.
Tribune.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
Still Spiteful.

Her-Yes, she married him to spite
another girl.
Him-But why did she divorce him?
$50 he could marry the other girl,
and thus spite her some more."-Cht-
cago Daily News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
Cara Of Oilcloth.

.sonld never be scrubbed with
W snV ar washed with strong soap.
br@asiaa ;r # by carefully sweeping with
!. az Srnsh Then wash until clean
d., u, and Ivory Soap. Rinse
|pd wts to which has been added
sali.t Si' Of kerosene. Polish with o
kfconi" ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
SAFE Course.

.,,eesting Safe Course -,
sass THAT fellow Huskie called
|arl
llt--Yesi .,,,s Won do about
we're you, I'd make It a
fn u !. 10 tell the truth when
hsSs-catholic Standard.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

LAS near as kin make de difference
out said Uncle Eben. ITS dis way.
De speculations da, wins Is invest
ments, an dem dat loses is gamblin'."
Washington Star
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

languid. nervous and lame In the
morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me right away, and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

A straight life is the shortest dis
lance between honesty and honor
Saturday Evening Post
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

!, If MS al times feel the need OF
r.raduate course in the school OF
[kufe.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

From the way some men prepare to
go to heaven they must imagine that
all they need is a letter OF credit frpm
their bankers.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
Only Rich in Embryo Yet.

Only Rich in Embryo Yet
The Bud--How did you get your
start In life, senator?
The Senator-Why-er- haven't
really got started yet. you know. I
am only worth s1O,0Oo,ooo as yet
Judge
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?

Cure the Kidneys and the Pain VIII
Never Return.
Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause. the kidneys.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21

Fvr windows Soothing Syrup.
~, teethng, softens the gums, reduces in
W. LIays pain. curas wind COLO. 2oca bottle.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
FEREsTI ING LETTER
|nEn BYA N0TABLEWOMAk
Sarah Kellogg Of Denver, Color
liz Of the Woman's Relief Corps
kds Thanks to Mrs. Pinkham.

The following
letter was written
by Mrs. Kellogg,
of 1923 Lincoln
Ave-, ID e n v e r,
Col. to Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn, Mass:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham.
" For five years l
was troubled with a
tumor, which kept
growing, causing me
intense agony and
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
,.-.anf TO Mothers.

!. ,,r,ially every bottle OF CAsT0RfA,
.,amre remedy for infants and children,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-06-21
II. for Neigh bors

nus ~ practice on the piano five
/ ~ S,y," said the disconsolate
efl
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|rpnIs suit should be tried in open
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bit for! and father don't like
''s' ~ neiehbors." - Washington
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-08-08

the
Good .....=
Old
sum. N TER ]: E.[|+jN!II|..E!'
The people are looking for the Things
that mako life teeznsoxtable-the
3 l.. 7 Mgh2est, aixisss, sheerest, coolest
FL fabrics . .'==. :=.. ="
The Costume that Makes the
...= Summer Girl
=* Look the sWeetest, appsar the most
4 .s stylieh, aid feel the most Comfortable
>= Is the Thing. .::: 5: ;:.: ;==>#: ..
. AeaeesNeeeeNsA
are prepared 20 satsIy every want along Jhas une
|S= Our s$*s=.
Summer Muslins,
...:= Summer White. Goods, #
urnmer Dress Goods,
And skkiirtings ..5
Is.the Thing. q.
Dur Iaces and En- oiidleries,
Ribbons and rnings,
Are the Necessary
Accessorie for the Mid Sum
1ner Cost stuIne.
1sssaEk u \
BELTS.
1zsZ eoNsETs s.z.sz.
uapnl
1al,hKssI ", Izzz II,
Kfg,rd b.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-08-08

Miss Bessie Webb died at the resi-
.dence Of friends in Buford,
Ga, Monday morning at 5 o'clock.
She. Ia the daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
w. M. Webb, who live near Flat Rock
church a few miles south of the city.
She left home last Wednesday morning
to visit friends and relatives and imme-
diately after her arrival there she was
taken sick and gradually: grew worse
until death. ended her suffering Mon
day morning. The funeral services
were held yesterday at IL o'clock at
Flat Rock Church, conducted by the
Rev. Fennell, ard 'the interment fol-
lowec in the churchyard cemetery. j..
II Capt. Geo. w. Sullivan is announced
IN this. issue as a candidate for the
Sta : Senate. Capt. Sullivan Is well
known citizen Of the county and has
made his home for many years in VIII
Hanston; being one Of the leading me.s
ctanta OF the town. { Up to the time he
entered tile Confederate army he had
lived IN Laursns eiaanty. After the
war Capt Sullivan settled in Green.
villa County, !. and later attended Wof-
ford s. Colieg where he graduated.
After graduating he, built the Fork
Shoals cotton mill. In 1885 Capt! Sui
lvan moved TO Williams Ton, whers he
.,aa lived ever since, doing anereanti1e
bnsinasss He has never held public
EEteaiee outside / Of his town I where he
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-04-13
THE WEEK IN THE WORLD,
arsa, Events and Movements Which Ave
Making History.

The hungarian parliamentary cilsh
over a. peace has been concluded hr'N''"
the crown aud the Ilungarinns, Owing 70 inc
resignation of Premier feieraTy' Alexander
wckerle has been appointed premier ana
commanded by the cmperorkins TO form
roncliatory cabinet for Hungary hnlh ha's
express satisfaction with the settlement
which On the one hand N declared !" We
complete victory for the crown nut Appr''s
10 he really In the nature Of ompr"mle'
II causes rejoicing In both halves Of the mon
archy as the long struggle has had disas'
trnus effect on the financial aud economic
simatinn in Hungary The coalition was az
prrhensiye of a period OF Hbsuutism, which
would have been inevitable " the elections
were not held before April ., - prescribed
by the constitution. Under the terms OF lhe
agreement the cmpcprking assen's TO ihe
formation II a new cabinet Wy the coalition
10 carry out the elections under the old linn
tied election law this month, aud TO hold a
session " the parliament IN May, The gov.
eminent guarantees to pass the budget Of
iaO5,d, aud also the recruiting, military ana
investment bills and International CONNER
cinl treaties, and To maintain the status qn"
between Austria aud Hungary The new
parliament will be- asked 20 pass hlll
adopting universal suffrage, and will then be
dissolved, allowing the election OF new
parliament under the universal suffrage sys,
tenn TO deal with the military demands ana
rights u the crown under the constitution
[ The government after the universal suffrage
election will be formed In conformity win
the desires 81 the majority Of the parlia
mcnt DR.. Wekcrle the new premier was
/ born IN 1874; entered the department oi
I finance in 1870; was assistant ana then min
Z lister ~ finance, and from lss2 to 1874 was
presiden, Of the council 81 ministers
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-04-13

1t appears that, in spite of numer-
Gus gasolene fatalities and public and
private explanation of them, the case
Gus oil is still used by people utterly
ignorant of its real nature. A Bur
lington woman was seriously burned
Saturday while cleaning dress goods
in a bowl of gasolene beside a gas
stove over which the housemaid was
preparing dinner. The news item re-
lating the accident says that ''sudden'
, ly, with no apparent explosion, the
gasoIene burst into tlames,' envelop-
ing the woman. Using gasolene in a
room where there is any open flame IS
extremely dangerous and evidence OF
gross ignorance. In the Burlington
case the liquid in the bowl continued
to throw off its vapor-as 1t always
does when exposed to the air-until
the vapor spread far enough to touch
the fame of the gas stove. The IN
slant this connection occurred the va
por ignited and carried the flame to
the gasolene in the bowl. The woman,
surrounded by the vapor, was, within
an instant. in mass of flame. Yet
people will go on fooling fatuously with
this useful industrial agent, which is
dangerous only under certain plain con-
ditions. A few simple but emphatic
directions to go to purchasers of the
stuff might possibly save a few lives.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-04-13
Governor Bell Smoked Out.

Tho article in the st. Johnsbury
iCoIedonian last week IN advocacy VI
CONGRESSMAN Haskins s renomlhatioh
has had its probably intended effect IN
...moIing ont Governor Bell s can
didacy, says the local correspondent %
the Springfield Republican under ua.e
of April /. At any rate 1T Is prohiptiS
followed by the governor loriilal an
uouncement that he wants the hoiiliia
tinn--which those on the inside nave
known for nearly a year past. Inc re-
nnblican press of the district is RAPID
| IL lining up, with the majority outside
If This district apparently on Bel 5
side or at least against Haskins, ana
ready to support, if not Bell FRANK
Plumlev of Mortified, of oratorcal ca
naritv who won considerable reputa-
non as arbiter of claims against Nehe'
znela. an appointment which Col HAS
kins was chiefly instrumental IN secur-
inc for him. Mr.. Plumley has had am
Ibitions in this direction for dozen
wears past, and support has appeared
in several conventions, not only Ill th"t
six wears ago when Col Hasklns was
AGAINST him and Judge w. 7. stafford,
Init in earlier ones, when successlVely
the late Col. Hooker, Judge l.. Nj. Read
IJ I, Martin or Gov. Dale were try
ING to wrest the prize from Gen trout
This wear thus far, however, MI
Pmmley has preserved the sphinx at
titude, and presumably aims to hold the
balance of power between the two
sides so ms to either dictate terms Tor
the future or combine with the one that
proves weakest though there are some
| indications that he designs an aggres-
sive fight for Plumley and Plumley
This wear. The general idea about the
district has hitherto been that he only
sought heirship to Haskins, just now
far Bell S strength with the farmers
will prove available in a congressional
fight is an interesting subject OF specu-
Ilation. 1t was sufficient for him to
carry off the governorship easily, with
the machine apparently and at frst
certainly, against him, and he has made
pretty good governor in a little more
than a routine way, but without any
very decided impress on affairs, which,
! indeed. under the Vermont system, is
impossible except from the very strong.
est personality in the gubernatorlal
chair. But no one will claim that his
equipment for congress, either OF ma
tive intellect, experience or acqualnt-
ance with public men or affairs is any
where near that of Haskins. Mr.. Bell s
strong point is the impression he makes
in private intercourse as mice man =
and "trusty,n but he is constantly
making speeches before grange gather
h, oh lnNH
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-04-13
POSITIVE PROOF.
Should Convince the Greatest SkeptiC
in Brattleboro.

in Brattleboro.
Because it s the evidence of Brat
tleboro citizen.
Testimony easily investigated,
The strongest endorsement of merit.
The best of proof Read it:
Brattleboro, VT, Nov. 9, 1905.
Foster Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y:
Gentlemen--I have suffered for five
or six years with pain in my head and
cramps in my legs. Though consult.
ed doctors / could get no relief. /
finally took Doan's Kidney Pills and
they helped me almost from the first
and gave me great relief / continued
taking them until | had taken several
boxes, and l feel better than | have
for long time. l am getting along
in years and can hardly expect per-
manent cure, but certainly can speak
well of Doan S Kidney Pills.
(Signed) G. F. Veet,
90 Chestnut Street.
Plenty more proof like this from
Brattleboro people. Call at Geo. f
Greene's drug store and ask what his
customers report.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. oster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N.
Y, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no other.