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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-04-10
UMBRELLAS ARE DOOMED.
London Bankrupt Dealer Lays 1t to
Derby Hats and Sub
ways.

The umbrella has two deadly enemies,
which between them will eventually ex-
terminate it. They are, according to a
dealer interviewed by the London Mir
ror, the bowler and the two-p penny tube
len years ago a self-respecting bust
ness man would as soon have thought
Of starting for the city without his
boots as without a silk hat, but all that
Is changed.
Now the bowler is the invariable
wear Of at least one cabinet minister.
and the weather resisting qualities have
endeared the somber dome OF felt TO
the heads, hearts and pockets of the
great and small, and with his adoption
of the bowler hat the business man is
more or less independent of the useful
but troublesome umbrella.
AS If that were not sufficient to dis
hearten the umbrella seller, the tube
railway has struck another blow at the
trade. An umbrella at Clerkenwell
county court as debtor the other day
declared that the tubes had run away
with his trade.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-04-10
RACING INJURIES HEARING.
Chauffeurs Are Deafened by the
Terrible Roaring of
Their Cars.

He had done in his 110.horsepower
car mile in 80 seconds, relates the
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Congratulations, said young
girl, as he got QUE
What" said he.
Congratulations.
He smiled and shook his head.
WHAT"
Il said: Congratulations What
is the matter with you? Are you
deaf?"
But again he failed to hear her
"In few minutes" he said, "I1l
be all right suppose 1t was the
noise of the motor or the swift going
at any rate, am enveloped In the
most terrific tumulta roar like the
winds OF hundred storms-and |
can't hear word you say.
81 am always like this after a
race" he continued. For Is min.
utes or so | am as deaf as post.
Then gradually the roaring in my
ears subsidies, and | begin to dis
tinguish the sounds that occur around
me- see now lips moving and
mouth ajump, but hear not word
"All men that race In heavy, power.
full. decorating cars are deaf, like
me. at their races end. am UNI
aware though, of any chauffeur whose
hearing has been permanently injured
by racing"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-04-10
AMERICAN SPEECH UNIFORM
Many Different Languages and Strik-
ing Dialects Used in Great
Britain

1t has been observed that the Lam
guage spoken in the United States is
remarkably uniform. True, there are
many dialects, but Great Britain, less
in area than any one OF half a dozen
states, contains such very different
languages as English, Welsh and the
Gaelic OF the Scottish highlands, 70
say nothing OF the provincial dialects
OF Cornwall ami Yorkshire and the
unique speech of the London cockney,
while in this country with its vast
expanse OF territory, It's settlement by
Spanish. French. Dutch and Swedish
colonisls and its millions of immi-
grants drawn from nearly every coun-
try. large and small, all over the
world, there is far greater uniformity
OF speech than in any other land Of
equal area and population.
The causes can be readily seen. The
public schools have made this a nation
of readers and the press has supplied
books and papers without limit. Press
associations have done their part
toward giving uniform and fairly
good tone to ,ae l. Nspaper language
of the day The .egraph, the tele-
phone and cheap postage have brought
distant pts OF the country into quick
and easy communication and SO have
aided in teaching common language,
The railroad has penetrated every
corner of the land and made nation
Of travellers Countless human shut
ties thus are thrown daily across the
land in every direction, carrying with
them the threads of thought and
speech and doing their part to make
one pattern of the whole.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-04-10
AUTOS IN GERMAN ARMY.
Corps to Be Recruited from Members
Of German Automobile
Club.

The German army, which already
has three battalions of telegraph oper-
ators and one of aeronauts, is to be
provided in the near future with
volunteer corps of chauffeurs. At first,
says the Scientific American, it was
proposed to establish an automobile
post or station, but the project was
abandoned on account of the great
cost IL would involve The volunteer
automobile corps is to be recruited
from among the members of the Ger
man Automobile club, and 1t is linz
tied to the Prussian provinces and the
states whose military contingent is I'M
der the direction of the Berlin au-
thorities The persons who wish TO
enter as volunteers are asked TO apply
70 the Automobile club, with a declar-
alton in which they engage first TO
serve an unlimited time in case Of
war: second, to undertake three Pc
RODS of maneuyers of ten days each,
in the space Of four years, and, third,
to carry out all the orders which are
given them by the officer in command.
On November ] of each year the club
communicates TO the minister of war
the list of volunteers available during
the following years, with their adj
dresses and the necessary data as to
machines, etc The volunteers are re-
quired to wear gray uniform while
in service. Prince Henry of Prussia
has been placed at the head of the
corps,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-04-10
Bald Assumption.

Wilfred-Pa, are the hairs of our head
numbered?
Gunbusta--Yes, my son.
your hairs are all back numbers,
amt they?'-N. Y. Times.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1906-05-17

Mrs. Clifton, Of Townsville is visit
ing her mother Mrs. Dobbs in this city.
A number of Atlanta families are
s1mmering in Marietta. -
Real estate keeps stiff upper-crust
and is not going for a song
Mrs. E. l. Welsh is visiting her
daughter, in Jackson. Tenn,
Mr.. A. M. Dobbs visited his daughter
at Shorter College last Sunday,
LOST Green, enamellwatch, between
Prof. Freyer's residence and Episcopal
church. Liberal reward il returned TO
CAN'T & Hodges drug store
Miss Mabel Cortelyou is visiting in
GAINESVILLE.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Norman a
fine girl.
Rev. Gilbert Dobbs, OF Brownville,
Tenn, preached two fine sermons at
the Baptist church last Sunday.
For SALE.-The home place of Gen
eral William Phillips Will sell rs a
whole or subdivide. W. A. Foster,
Real Estate Agent, Atlanta, Ca
| Mr.. Joe Bussey is dispensing cold
drinks and ice cream at CAN'T &
Hodges.
DR.. G. E. W Dobbs. and wife have re-
turned from the Southern Baptist Con-
vention.
Mrs. r. M. McNeel, at sanitariu m
in Atlanta, is much better and will be
brought home this week.
Capt Harry Cole and wife. of Wash
ington, are visiting his mother, Mrs H.
G. Cole.
DR.. w. P. Lovejoy didn't get off to
Birmingham last week, but he is at
tending the general conference there
this week.
Mrs. }. F. Banks and daughters
Misses Georgia and Bertha, and son
Joe, of Atlanta, are spending few
weeks here, with her mother, Mrs B
Schoenthal.
ORDERs.-All the members of the
Marietta Rifles are hereby ordered to
appear in the armory Friday night,
May Is, at 1880 O'Clock for the purpose
of having measures taken for new uni
forms. Also for the purpose of decid-
ing the time and place where the COM
paNy wishes to go into encampment.
By order of Fred Morris, Captain.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1906-05-17

Mrs. John D. Northcutt and son, Al
bert, left Tuesday for Salisbury, n. c.,
to visit Mrs. Walton.
Get your eatables from Dyson Bros
Mr.. and Mrs. Smith, who moved here
from Atlanta, and bought lot on For
rest avenue, known as the Hunt add.
ton, have built an elegant house.
Satisfied customers at Dyson Bros.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry A. Ward are be-
ing congratulated upon the arrival of a
fine daughter at their home. on last
Thursday.
For SALE.-On Waterman street.
three choice lots, part Of home place of
General William Phillips. viii i'm
prove for purchasers if desired. w. A.
Foster, Real Estate Agent, Atlanta, Ga
Mr.. Henry Meinert has greatly i'm:
proved his home place on Roswell
street, by the addition of another story
1t shows up to fine advantage. Mari.
.etta is city of attractive and pretty
residences. s-
% cents cash returned for everv
pound OF LuZianne coffee bought al
Dyson Bros. that doesn't give satisfac-
ton.
The Marietta Hollow Block and Tile
Company have just completed store
building of their concrete blocks, il
Admission, Ala.
LosT-Strayed away ON last Sunday
morning, golden sable, light redish
Scotch Collie dog. She has half of necl
white, white feet, white blaze and
white chest, rather near sighted Return
to me at Belmont Farm. and receive
reward. H. KoxvGswAPr
REMEaBRR-That the Freyers at their
music parlors in the Freyer building
can sell you pianos and organs for less
money than other dealers can buy
them aud still make small profit. be.
cause he has no expense, no rent to
pay, SIS he is owner of the store, NO
drayage, having the men and teams to
haul On Ills farm, no expense for tun-
ing CT repairing. as they do it them
selves, and better than anyone North
or So0th can DO it. F. Z. Freyer is the
Oldest dealer in the State, buying
largely for only spot cash, at less price
than other dealers can, hence can sell
you for much less than any other deal
er can, the best and most durable in
strUments, fully warranted. Payments
arranged to suit your convenience.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1906-05-17

We regret to learn of the illness of
MIR. John L. Reed.
Mr. Cliff Reed and wife. of Gaines
Vile, arrived in the city Saturday
Mr.. j. L. Anderson, who has been
SICK, is out on the streets again.
Frost appeared Thursday morning.
Fhe damage, if any, was slight.
Mr.. J. NJ. Austin is building a new
dwelling On Henderson street.
A second hand church bell for sale
cheap by Dobbs Hardware Go.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Shelman. of
FCartersville, are stopping at Mr.. Whit
locks.
LosT-Green enamel watch, between
Prof. Freyer's residence and Episcopal
church. Liberal reward if returned to
CAN'T and Hodges drug store.
Mr.. NJ, R. Lyon is using Henderson's
concrete blocks on the front of his new
store house on Lawrence street.
Our l0c hose is what you want
Dobbs Hardware Co.
The farmers are scarce on the streets
these days They are at work, paving
the way to prosperity.
| You never saw such hammocks for
the money in your life as Dobbs Hard
! ware Co. sell.
| DIED,-Miss Annie Gartrell daugh-
ter of Col. John O. Gartrell, died in Az
lanta on last Wednesday of pneumonia
Her remains were brought to Marietta
for interment. She was sister of Mr..
Joe Gartrell, of this place
4 two-horse reversible disc plow ia
sold by Dobbs Hardware Co., it is the
only one made, and the farmers should
see it.
The city council hiss bought five acres
OF ground for $50 from Mr.. VIII Gil
bert just outside the corporate limits
near the Page place for col0red Gem
etery. 1t is near the Gresham burying
ground and will be placed in good con-
dltion for the cemetery The present
old cemetery has been all taken. up.
LAWN ENTEEvAINMENr.--T ladies'
will give lawn entertainment at Mr..
Hatcher's on Whitlock avenue, on
Thursday afternoon from 4 to O'Clock,
for the benefit of the Confederate mon
ument fund. Ice cream, Strawberries
and cake. Everybody invited to help a
worthy cause. r
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1906-05-17
local NEWS ITEMS
Photographed,
|latters in City Briefly
Chronicled for Jour.
nal Readers.

Hoes cheap at Dyson Bros.
/ Mr., Mack D. Hodges spent two days
Il Macon last week.
All-day singing at Corners Chapel
bic 4th Sunday in May.
Homemade sorghum syrup at Dyson
Bros.
The freight depot has been given a
lew coat Of paint.
Saw Dust for sale. Apply to
The Marietta Chair Co.
Miss Elberta is still safe if jack frost
lid try to blight her prospects.
For RENv-Furnished rooms. APP
|lY to Mrs. E, P. Crenshaw.
Mr.. B. A. Osburn has just completed
four room house on Powder Springs
|treet, at the "Hedges
Lipeon's high grade teas at Dyson
lros.
The Gem City Band, Mr.. c. E. Hen
lersou, leader, is playing Tor the fire
hens tournament, in Rome, this week.
OAK wood for sale, Apply to
The Marietta Chair Co.
May 30th, will bring large crowd to
karietta to attend the Federal decora-
ion exercises.
Don't spit on the sidewalks or in any
j blic buildings IN Marietta. or the
narshal will get you.
MUsIC-Will open both instrumental
nd vocal class in Marietta, on June l.
pecial terms will be made during June
bid July. For further particulars ad-
sress Miss A. Holland, 614 Temple
curt Bldg, Atlanta, Ca.
DR., G. H. Field was called to Gordon
bunty last week owing to the critical
mess of his mother. fTe found her
bitter and returned next day.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
A splendid opportunity to get that
new rug before the house cleaning
time ct Avery e Robison's during the

spiendid opportunity TO get that
new rug Oelore tne mouse cleaning
tme ~ Avery & Robisons during the
twenty per cent. discount sale.
very many are taxing advantage OF
ausurated py avery q hopison 10 Duy
nevuel arlcles Oh lurniture, rs
WANT 10 move ihto towh: you can
.rade your Iarm Ior CITY properly
ru' an exchange ad. IN me RECORD.
free 70 record SUBSCRIBERS.
hecoro supscrlpers may put an ao-
IN the excnangeD column free OF cost.
Haven't you something you want to
exchange for something else.
Record want, ad wNl sell a COW
every time. 1t will sell most ANYTHING
but we guarantee to sell COW, If the
COW is good for anything.
Joseph w. Nilsson came down la st
Thursday and returned Friday to Dem
yer with Mrs. Nilsson who had been
here week with friends.
me exchange aus. are sui Iree
10 RECORD SUBSCRIBERS. GOT anythlng
10 trace! II COSTS nothihg 10 Try
record exchange al.
why Duy cat IN a sack-at our ex-
hibit week OF March to 10 we VIII
show you Majestic In actual oper-
aton. Inc Leader.
n E,hey' an oiu inner Vi Lane
ooun,s, 10 ~ onon ~, s.as Vi sep.
eiai weens " ieeupe'a'e ifoiii ieoen'
"',aoA VI IA sipp
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01

LIVERY express brings something Every depart
u is being filled utmost, New departments
being added every few days. The work
made manifest in the excellent variety of style blending of
coors and complete assortmens in sizes ond prices.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01

making room all right. The discount
is given Just as advertised.
IS. Round trip 1915. Special train
leaves Q. a. m.
Biscuits baked right in three min
utes every day during the exhibit The
Leader,
Dean Reynolds and Fred G. Clark are
now connected with the new firm here
of fowler & Stockton Bros. Both
were formerly with the same firm at
Canon City.-Fort Collins Courier.
Messiah performance in Denver is
Thursday. March s. Reserved seats
must be ordered through Mr.. Eichhorn
March 3. Special train leaves 9 a. m.
Tickets are 1915 for the round trip.
The beauty about borrowing from
the Fremont Building & Loan Associa-
ton is that you not only get it at a
very low rate of interest but you get
the mortgage paid on before you know
li.. If you need a loan see the treas
urer, Guy U. Hardy.
Best written music in the Canon
City schools: Gertrude Horney, Car
rie Jackson, Vera Sullivan, Gladys Pit
finger. Minnie Rudolph, Leila Dickin-
son. Fannie Adams, Irene Milton, Jes-
sic Emmerson, Blanche Allison, Pearl
Pierce, Helen Hartman.
The Majestic Manufacturing Co. OF
St. Louis. Mo-, will have a man at The
Leader store March to 10, who will
show you how to make biscuits, brown
top and bottom. in three minutes
Don't miss this chance of seeing the
great cooking wonder. The Leader.
S15O,OO0 to loan by the Fremont
County Bank In small or large
amounts on personal or real estate
security or ON stocks. bonds, notes, OF
In fact any security that Is good. We
want to Increase our loans. Call n
the Fremont County Bank and see us
Adozen or more Canon sportsmer
attended the Arkansas Valley tourna'
ment at Pueblo Thursday last Bu
our shotgun experts were not in il
when it came to the prizes. 1t tool
80 per cent. or better to get place
The Canon boys draw the line at 7t
per cent. The day was not good fol
shooting anyway. But at the banque'
In the evening there was no discount
nm their performances.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
IN THE CHURCHES

In extending good wishes to a newly
married couple pastor said, Il hope
all your troubles will be little ones"
During the past year eighty pupils
from the Presbyterian Sunday school
have been received into membership in
that church.
Mamma, where is the last Presby-
terian church." asked a little five-year-
old boy the other day. Why, dear2"
We'll, they call this the First Presby-
terian church, and wonder where the
last one is
Rev. l.. G.. Thompson, state secre-
tary of the missionary department of
the Christian church. preached here
Sunday morning. He spent Monday
and Tuesday advising with the mem-
bers regarding the new church.
The February meeting of the For
eign Missionary Society of the Metho-
dist church was held last Friday at
the residence of Mrs. Combs. The les
son for the day from "Christus Liberia
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
StaplinS Machines for all.

A. T.. Wilson, the undertaken, was
a Pueblo visitor last Thursday
Emery Lindenberger has been in
I Denver several days this week.
Lawns that have been taken care OF
are beginning to show the green.
The twenty per cent. discount sale
continues at Avery & Robison's.
w. T.. woehler now drives an auto
mobile. "old Bill'' was too slow.
Utah grown alfalfa seed. The very
best there is. Smith Mercantile Co.
New tailored suits for spring at
Thede's Suit and Millinery House.
Mrs. Joseph John of Williamsburg
has been very Ill for the past week
d. F. Hall came in from the Upper
Beaver Monday for day In the me-
tropolis.
The annual meeting of the county
fair association will be held Tuesday.
March 20.
The Record will get you engraved
calling cards and please you as well
as Tiffany.
A lady lost her glasses. A Record
want ad. found them. II cost only
ten cents.
"On Time" flour makes bread that
is sweet and nutritious, Ask your
grocer for 1t.
A man wanted boy to work for
him. A ten-cent Record want" ad.
found the boy.
Messiah In Denver Thursday, March
5. Round trip 1915. Special train
leaves 9. q. m.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
High Arr Publishers and Book makers

Book binding of every description.
Magazine, law and medical books
bound in every conceivable manner.
Old books repaired and bound. Blank
book makers. We make specially of
boom or special illustrated editions.
Prospectus. catalogues, bylaws, week
iy and monthly publications. Esti-
mates furnished on application. Pub
fishers Press Room Co, 1742 Stout
street, Denver, Colorado.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01

tor" was conducted by Mrs. Tripp, af-
ter the devotional exercises, which
were led by Mrs. Bachelor The les
son was divided among number of
members. each presenting some special
part of the work in Africa in very
interesting manner. Refreshments
were served and a social hour greatly
enjoyed by all at the close.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01

y.
made Canon their home for some time,
left Sunday for Franklin, Nebraska.
Mrs. Oxfer is sufferer from heart
trouble. making necessary the removal
to lower altitude.
]. p. Morrison, who sold out his in
terest in his store last week, left Mon
day for California, where he thinks he
will like 1t well enough to stay while.
He will probably return to Colorado
like most of the others have.
Col George Crozier has bought the
Harry Ellard property at 72s Rudd av-
enue, and after rebuilding the house
into a modern residence will occupy 1t
as a home. The family expects to
move into 1t about the first OF April.
At Ailene Morrison's party the chill
dren were told that the hatchet and
cherry tree were the ones that Wash
ington used. One little miss shook her
head and sniffcd. well, l don't care,
the hatchet had the cost mark on It"
The JOY OF good meats is known to
the patrons OF the Chapson q Headlee
markets. The pea-fed meats have
proven delicious. tender. juicy and %
palatable that our trade has increased
wonderfully since we placed them on
the market.
The twenty per cent. discount sale
at Avery 4 Robison's continues three
Imore days. The sale was made tc
make room for new goods and It ID
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
Card Of Thanks.

Card ef Thanks.
We wish to thank all of our friends
who SO kindly assisted us during the
illness and at the time of the death
of our infant daughter. Your deeds
of kindness and words of sympathy
shall never be forgotten.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert G. Hoard.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
5ocaE ana Personal
Ragsdale's
Real Estate
Bargains.

Real Estate
Bargains.
F. A. Reynolds was in Pueblo Mon
day.
c. A. Beghtol was in Denver Sunday
and Monday.
Charles Rockafellow was up from
Pueblo Sunday.
New spring skirts. Thede's Suit and
Millinery House.
Go to McNelly's market for the best
cooking meats.
s. A. Tyo has bought the C. A. Ed
monds meat market.
Notary Public-W B. Rowland. 523
Main ST., Record Office
L. s. Brown of Garden Park was a
Canon visitor Monday.
Mrs. Hal Hall went to Boulder yes
terday for short visit.
New spring covert jackets Thede's
Suit and Millinery House.
McNelly sells the Eastern corn-fed
beef-best on the market.
just received carload OF red cedar
posts. Campbell Lumber Co.
Pea-fed meats. the best in the mar
ket at Chapson & Headlee's.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01

Kwoter-You know they say. zone
tsuch Of nature makas the whole world
kin." Grumbell-Yss. but mssf of us
continue to b poor relations. Phila-
dslphia Ledger.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
In The Fa.ily.

.'That watch he carries was his great
grandfather's."
~Indeed! His great-srandfather'sf I
know I've often seen 1t at his uncle's." !"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
An FER Hi~.

"Your nancee seems to have viii
Of her own"
Eyes, and sometimes half regret
that I'm the sole benenclary."-Phila-
Aslphia Press.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-03-01
(sOSlat.

Born TO Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Godat,
of Lincoln Park, Thursday. February
ga girl
The daily sentinel., 1906-07-05
ROOSEVELT DELIVERS ADDRESS

Special to The Sentinel.
Oyster Bay, July President
Roosevelt was pleased to Justify his
stewardship in a review of the yeal
for the benefit of his neighbors yes
terday. He spoken in the open air
and nearly all of his utterances were
delivered during a heavy downpour
of rain. When he had fininshed both
himself and his thousand or more
auditors were drenched. No one de-
serted. The rain came suddenly and
there was no shelter in sight and the
president paused while umbrellas
were raised, he remarked good natur-
edly:
81 am sorry for you ladies' but
ashamed of you men because yor are
afraid you will melt"
There was no doubt the president
enjoyed the downpour. When the first
shower came he allowed himself to be
covered with a rubber cape, but just
as he had thrown it off it poured
again and this time he took the wet
ting. To emphasize that his acts as
president had been from from malice
he begged pardon of the dominies
and took "text' illustrating the
points from Lincoln. The sentiment
of this text ran through the entire
speech and when he said he would
curb the trusts he emphasized that
in doing this he would act without
fear, favor or malice.