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Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12


';slslt .'ala CIV aeae e+'e :
u1tiar IN dire r~sutts seYee
Ia bout ten cas- ago to Mas.
| ter Gabriel Chusclwell, the sixtcan
ycar-old soa OF Mr.. S. 7. Church
well, who resides at Silver Hill. The
young man was cropping same pin
wood on raft downward bound for
Moss Point, when by a mistroKe the
knee cap of one of his left was cut
open. Despite this mishap he con-
tinued the trip. After he had re-
turned nome the incision rapidly
grew into badly aggravated sore;
one that looked seriously alarming
Under the skilled treatment of Dir.
Pool the wo nd was brought round
to a healing condition, and now is
pronounced as being in very encour-
aging shape-so much so that Ga
briel will soon be able to be out again
with no bad effects left
AS the various seasons of the year
are ushered in, from time to time
the HERALD has been presented with
home products, and since ranging
our sense of taste over such a variety
of choice samples in the edible line,
believe that we have come to b. a
pretty good judge of-wcll We will
say Cane-Syrup especially. Or this
none has ever reached US that viii
exactly compare with that brought
in by Mr.. J. J. Mcleod recently
The favor Of this is superb. The
exquisite taste of it excites the i'm
aginatien to believe that the lucky
imbiber is slipping the tabled Nectar
of the Gods. . Mr.. Mcleod has
reached the highest state OF perfec-
ton in his efforts to produce the
suitable cane, and discovered the
exact process to convert this juice
into the most delicious syrup.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12
Cured Paralys S

w. F. Bailey p. o. rr rex
writes my wife had en- su Ell /
FIVE years with paralys ii ne ar
when was persuaded III b LA
Snow Liniment which ured her
| have also used it for old sores,
frostbites and skin eruption. 1t doe
the work. Sold by Faulk Drug Co..
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12
Dental Notice |

DR.. E. A. Johnson, of Meridian,
authorizes us to announce, that he
will be in Leakesville, Monday, Feb
ruary, 10, 1906, and will remain a
week prepared to do dental work.
He makes this date for the accom-
mediation of his clients that their
dental wants receive attention. If
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12
COMMISSIONERS SALE.
The State of Mississippi |
Jackson County.

Y
Jackson County,
In the Chancery Court of said
County and State-In Vacation.
Mrs. L. A. Graves ct ais
VS.. No. 1922.
o. N. Graves, ct. al.
By virtue of decree of the Chan
Gerry Court of a said County, render
ed in the above styled cause on the
9th day of November, A. D. 1905.
in Vacation, I. the undersigned, duly
appointed> SPECIAL Commissi ne. of
said Court, will, on the first Monday,
the 9th day of February, A. ID. 1906,
between the hours of eleven o click,
q. M, and four o'clock p. M, sell at
public cutlery at Leakesville. Greene
county, Mississippi in front of the
front door of the Court House in
said town of Leakesville in said
Greene County, to the highest bid
der or bidders, for cash, the follow
ing described real estate, situated in
the county Of Greene. in the state of
Mississippi, to-wit: A certain parcel
of land in the town If Lueedale
Mississippi: Commencing at the n
e corner of the n W of the n e Of
section 80, town south range west
and running west 1863 feet to place
OF beginning and from said place Of
beginning run thence west 152 feet,
thence south 2O8-7 10 feet, thence
east III feet and north 1876 feet and
thence east 81 feet and thence north
Y feet back to place of beginning,
situated III the NV OF ne ] of sec
30, tip. 7 S. range s west. Dated this
the 3rd day Of january, a. p 1905.
S. r. MCKAY. special com.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12
Heart Fluttering.

Undige-ted food and gas IN the ste
mach, located just below the heart,
presses against it and causes heart
palpltation. When your heart trou-
bles you in that way take Herbine
for few days. You will soon be all
right. Sold by Faux Drug Co.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12

Street Commissioner Lackey was
dispensing bad news to our Towns
folks this week. That Of Street
Warnings. This is unwelcome It'd
ings to anyone subject to such duty,
but like a good many other things
can t well be lodged.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12
A Fearful Fate.

It is fearful fate to have to endure
the terrible torture OF piles. I can
truthfully say, writes Harry Colson
OF Masonville, Ia, that for Blind,
bleeding, Itching and Protruding
Plies, Buclzlens Arr Salve is the
best cure made Al, f. cuts, burns
and bruises. Sold b ,Faalk Drug Co.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1906-01-12
FOR SALE-One 8 I'll p

FOR SALE One 5 FL. p. Verti-
cal Gasoline Engine OF Regal make
only been used fifteen days. in good
condition. Reason for selling: have
40 furthe use for It for one year.
For further information apply 10
HERALD Office.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
SENTIMENT BUlL|SH
IN THE WHEAT MARKET
Forecast of Cold Wave and i'm.
creased Exports the Con-
trolling Factors.

CHICAGO Feb l.-Scntiment in the
wheat pit WAS bullish throughout the day
At the opening the May potion wah }sc
lower To ls@Ac higher, at S4i4c TO sea
Sitsc
a number OF the leading commission
houses were active bidders from the start
and all offerings were readily abSorbt d
The forecast Of cold wave for the pTln-
cipsl wheat-growing districts as far
south as Kansas and Nebr3 ska was The
chief feature affecting the market early
In the day
Later the market was strengthened by
report from New York which an
nounCeG a revival OF export demand. II
being said that thirty cargoes OF wheat
had been taken today for foreign ship
mcnt. Prices. however, yielded but littlc
TO the selling on an increase OF Argentine
shipments.
The highest point OF the day was
touched at Sslua7sc, May closing firm
and hc higher up. at Aesc
Despite weak cables the corn market
was firm all day. May closed &c w. AT
iiasc.
The oats market was tirm, but prices
moved within very narrow range. May
closed isc up. at 30i4d30asc.
Provisions were weak carly. but offer
ings were readily taken by local packers
and English houses Final quotations on
May pork were up 517iec. lard was up
7i2c and ribs were 7izdlGc higher
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Stock Market Letters.

James A Pollock x Co. stock and
grain brokers, West Second South street
mako public the following letters on the
stock market:
Logan & Bryan, New York, say: Mar
ket closed strong and generally higher all
around. At times list took on an irregular
appearance, which came from proht-tak-
irg. This was particularly true I'm Anal
gamated. The tone throughout the day
however, vas strong and confident. 1T -
still great big market
Hutton & Co, New York, say: The
market today continued 10 reflect the
recent good buying of stocks. These Sc
curlties were not purchased TO give the
market support by any means, as " such
were the case on the recent advance
there would be some wholesale selling In
evidence again. We are bulls on this mar
ket for the long run and advise buying
stocks on any SetbaCks.
Dick Bros, New York say Stock
market continued its recovery today and
although there was more OF less irregu-
lariy the general list was decidedly
strouE and the gains made by represcD-
tntiyc shares were substantial. Stocks
like Amalgsmated. Union Pacific, St
Paul, Reading, etc, were the leaders and
sharp advances were also scored I'm spe-
cialties. such as Smclters, Lend c. +, & j..
etc: We think stocks of the better class
will go higher.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Dried Fruit Market.

NEW YORK, Feb. 1.-The market for
cyaporated apples Is quiet, but there Is
no SollIng pressure OF consequence and
the tone is steady. Common are quoted
an iiIdSc; nearly prime at SlaG9c; prime
az 9ilc. choice l0C, fancy 1ld11hC
Prunes remain I'm steady jObbuS de
below a parity with offerings from the
coast. Quotations range from ~ TO Sc.
according TO grade
AprlCots are unchanged with choice
quoted at l0PlOi,c, extra choice, l0iEd1Oa, c
and fancy, llGl3c.
Peaches ar" firm with extra choice
quoted At l0c, fancy at l0izdllC and extra
fancy a. nIHl3C.
Raisins are quiet with loose musca tel
quoted at 5isp6A4c. seeded raiSuS AT ~. a
7tsC and London layers st ti60
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
IRON SITUATION IS
SLIGHTLY UNSETTLED
No Changes of Importance in
Copper Market; Tin High
er in London.

NEW YORK. Feb. 1.-The London tin
market WAS higher again, with spot clos
Ing at fl66 lbs I'D and futures at fl6G lo-
cally the market was quiet with buyers
and sellers further apart I'm their Views.
Spot was quoted at S36 iJd36 81.
Copper was unchanged at f7S los for
spot I'm the London market but futures
were n shade higher at 81 IS. Locally
no change or Importance was reported,
Lake aud elcctrolytlc are more or less
nominal. at slS0palSO and casting at
SIS 90
Lead was unchanged at u6 5s in Lon
don and at 81 G9gG. 81 In New York
Spelter was unchanged at S6l5q6.25 To-
cally. but decline or 80 was reported In
the London market. whore spot was quot
ed at E26 l7s 6d
Iron was higher abroad, with Standard
foundry advancing to 62s I'd and Clcve-
land warrants TO j2s I'D in the English
market Locally the situation seems
slightly unsettled and there are reports
OF concessions in some directions. The
general tone is steady. No. foundry
Northern is quoted ut SIS 15q19.35; No,
foundry Northern. tlS.00dls.S5; No l
foundry Southern at SlS5Oa1S.T5 and No.
> foundry Southern at $77jd1S.25.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
WEATHER REPORT

Weather for today-PaTtly cloudy
Yesterdays report at the local office OF
the weather bureau.
Maximum temperature. y dcgreSs min
imum temperature. - degrees. mean tenn
peraturo, - degrees. which is 6 degrees
below tHc normal
Accumulated excess OF tempera ture
since the hrst Of the month, IL degrees
Total precipitation from y. IN. to p
m, trace.
Accumulated deficiency of prccipita ton
since the FIRST OF tho month. W inches
Accumulated deficiency of pTeCiplta tion
since January ]. - inches.
Relative humidity at p. M. 50 per
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Kansas CITY,

KANSAS CITY, Feb l-Cattle-Re-
cclpts 800; steady TO 10c higher Native
steers. &.c0H6OO. native cows and hefcrs.
81 2Jd5.O0; stockcrs and feeders. 80 OOd4. 10;
bulls. $25Od3.SO. calves 50 COAT. 90; Western
fed steers. So 50G6 %, Western fed cows
81. .5Oa4.OO
Hogs-Recepts 300; steady 10 sc lower;
bulk Of sales. s. i5d5.52is; heavy, $500
s. .25a5.6O.
Sheep-Recelpts 300: steady. Muttons.
- 2Jp6,lS: lambs, s55007O0: range wcthers
s. 2546 %; fed ewes. S.5Od525.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
/ ER STILL A
FEATURE
sn Change With a Con-
lance of the Upward
Rush.
.SES ARE NET
/ BY HEAVY UNLOADING
it Fluctuations of the
,rket Have an Unset
fling Effect.

E EYORK, Feb, lit is rarely thst
h. uctua.e 90 widely and so con-
SIS was the case In the dealings
K. stock exchange today. Hair
~ mes or moro during tho day the
RLsof the market changed its course.
4e decllncs nor advances were long
IL transactions were very large
|alsf y active stocks, but the constant
II Son had tho effect OF unsettlInS
dHive sentiment and discouraged at
I-eto read the temper OF the market
/ eneral list was comparatively dull
|ISeouence. 1t was asserted that
|ahery large transactions OH either
rSfhe market in the prominent
|Nwere closed out within brlel
The Inference was drawn from
\ bvidenoes that floor traders were
W up the market to a very large
III play was made upon the assump-
|6at negotis tons were in progress
|Sattlement or the long-standing dls-
IA the copper trade which would do
With tho expensive litigation and
kfreprisals which have characterized
PIt trade war Copper opened ooth
II he stock exchange and upon the
1 ,arket with a continuance of the
rush I'm force at the closing last
= ~lbrupt reactions due To the heavy
Eng which met these advances
L the speculative confidence. The
\ were revived in all their variety,
Zig an alleged plan for a wholesale
Nof copper, smelling mining and
[Jmpanies. Reading was another
rcenter or speculation and moved
[Srtainly as the coppers.
circulation OF report that Con
|ria1 resolution was In prospect for
tlon upon the Union Pacific con
|r.hc Southern Pacific was responsi-
|rely for the early hesviness I'm that
|irl The Northwestern Paclfics were
Erthroughout The United States
q ocks made good resistance to the
telling early. In general the prin-
|sIrength OF the latter market was
|rby the stocks which were under
Ii earlier The decline at first
!. to be regarded AZ point OF van
|ur the upward movement later.
Y continued easy and foreign eN-
IL yielded further. Tho speculative
n dealing In rumors asserted itself
/ n the late buoyancy OF the Pa
|n.nd the irregularity OF the mar
Er maintained by renewed selling of
|Amatcd Copper under cover OF this
ent.
e were steady. Total sales, par
n 2 500, 600.
States bonds were all unchanged
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Money and Exchange.

NEW YORK Feb Money on call
steady, highest, 81. closing bid 81, Of
fered al 6 Time loans steady. sixty and
ninety days and six months. AZ per cont.
Prime mercantile paper. i@td5I2 per
cent
Sterling exchange easy; closing steady,
with actual business In bankers bills nv
S4S7. .20df 81. 25 for demand and at aS3 gOd
4.s3.a5 for slNty-day bills. posted rates
81 NizdI. SIS: commercial blllS, 81 S3ts
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
LIVE STOCK QUOTATIONS.
Chicago.

CHICAGO. Feb. l-Cattle-RcCeipts 800.
steady. Becycs. S3S5d6 20: cows and heif-
ers. N.I0q4 -; Stockcrs and feeders. g.. coo
I.50 Texans. S365d4 40
Hoga-Reccipts 3n.nOJ; steady; estimated
tomorrow, Is 900. Mixed and butchers
$5.4o4G5J, good heavy. S555057O; rough
heavy S5iGg50s light. $54Od5.60. pigs
As0d5.I0; bulk OF sales. S5.5Sd6N5
Shecp-Recclpts 1900: steady Sheep,
t35oI5.65; lambs s.. +Gd7JO
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02

FIRST SEEN HERE in
A YEAR OR MORE
Eggs Said to Be Quite a Deli
cacy When Properly
Cooked.

In tho boxes OF one of the uptown nsh
markets tho visitors eye was attracted
yesterday by a heap of red. selatinous
looking substance which al frst glance
reminded one OF Il dish or "Jello." Closer
Inspection, however. revealed myriad
OF tiny balls or eggs so closely massed
together as TO appear To be solid sub
stance. Inquiry brought forth the reply
that the substance was salmon trout
eggs and that they are looked upon as
quite dcllcacy by those who have tried
them a little parboilng. then a fry In
butter and the eggs are ready for seTy-
ing.
The FISH market had other new offerings
Thursday also. There was Ncllowtuil, not
seen here I'm SOM time, selling at Is cents
a pound wholesale and Il cents retail.
Pompano also made It's appearance FOR
the first time I'm weeks and the fresh
mackercl that could be called really first
class was offered. After the scarcity
which has prevailed for some time. the
variety OF yesterday, including I'm addl-
ton TO the offerings made salmon. her
ring, Sh9d crabs smelts. soles, founders
and striped bass seemed quite extensive.
In the fruit line there is no choicer Of
which is being received at frequent inter
walls, The fruit Is large and ripe, the
skin thin and smooth and unusually juicy.
TangerineS are here. too, for the first
time. selling a - cents a dozen. II seems
a Hide high TO pay that much for the
tiny fruit. but those who are fond Of
them say they are well worth the price
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Omaha.

OMAHA, Feb. .-Cattle-Receipts. 300:
market higher; natives, IS 25G3. so. COWS
and heifers. 81 275q4.OO, Gamers. 81 75d2 80 F,
stockers and feeders. $275dG2j calves,
81 60H6 90 bulls and stags, S225a3 So
Hogs-Roccipts, 1000; strong, heavy
q54S, pigs. A.5Od61o bulk. S. icSt5 g.
Sheep-Recclpts, 800; steady: yearlings
S5Sonslo; wethers. s.. 5.cOaGlo. ewes. 81 SlpIi
Sl5, lambs Sc 1877 90
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
FUTURES.
CASH QUOTATIONS

cash quotations RS follows Flour
steady; No spring wheat. SIC, o. 9, 75U SC;
No . red, &'>pSsc. No. corn. HTc, No .
yellow. 4l4,c. No. oats. Zu.o- No. . white
5nl, uSDHc; No. 3 white. 29N63lEc; No. = rye
CSC good feeding barley, 39hsc talr To choice
mglung, SeG5Iv. No. & flax seed, 81 o. 40. T.
Northwestern. Nls. prime timothy seed - 80
as. Sc. mess PORK per bbl.. sig bpIl5 S.. lard
per 100 lbs 81. 400 jO's. short ribs sides
0c1seI. ~. fO07.5O. short clear Sides tboNedi
81. T5 whisky, basis OF high wines y--r clover
contract grade. N1Ip
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
st. Joseph.

ST. JOSEPH. Feb. l.-Cattle-Rsceipts
100; steady 10 strong; natives SO T5os 81; +;
COWS and hcifers, 81. Jem4 70; stockcrs and
feeders -. 76d4l6
Hogs-Receipts, 500; steady, light. IS. 20
g66; medium and heavy. $5.4O66. 57is
sheep-Receipts 3lO0; steady TO 10 cents
hichcr, lambs. N25. ewes Nm
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Coast Grain.

SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. Wheat
FlrmcT; MAY, SI.36 asked.
Barlcy-Firmer; May sl.@o7sc bid; De
Ccmber &5lgc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Silver and DRIFTS.

NEW YORK Feb. l.-Bar silver, 65lac;
Mexican dollars 50i4c.
SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. Silver bars
651lc; Mexican dollars, nominal. Drafts
Sight lOc; telegraph, 12l9c
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
Treasury Statement.

WASHINGTON Feb. l.-TodayS state
meut Of the treasury balances I'm the
general fund, exclusive OF tho $3.50. 900 OO0
gold reserve. shows: Available cash bal
aucc. Sl43,lSS0S3, gold coIp and bullion.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS.


PRODUCE EXCHANGE
Ou the produce exchange today the butter
market WIS steady, CrcsmcricS sage dsitic-
lSaE3c. eggs. nrm Al mark. cases Included lbc.
lists, l6i4C. prime lists. l6zCs extras. lS4c;
cheese. steady, lAdI7c
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
New York Sugar Market

NEW YORK, Feb l.-SUgar-Raw NOM
lusl, fair refining. &c; centrifugal - test.
15-820&zc; molasses sugar, sc; refined
steady
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
PILES! PILES! PILES!

Or. Williams Indian Pile Ointment
Will cure blind, bleeding. liberated and
itching piles. 1t absorbs the tumors
allays the Itching ot once. acts as a
poultice. gives instant relief Dr. Will
liams Indian Pile Ointment Is prepared
only for Piles and nothing else, Every
box is guaranteed Sold by druggists.
sent by mail for soc and 81 per box
WILLIAMS MFG CO. Props. Cleve-
land. Ohio ly-f-S-lS-t
Johnston's Drug Store.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02
For SaIe...LiYe Stock

2ooo hiGh-Eradc Cotswold Ewes Utah
3G0 high grade medium wool ewes, Ida
no.
1900 heavy shesrnC ewes, Owyhee Co.
Idaho.
1000 beef steers. pulp fed. Idaho.
500 heavy feeding steers, dehorned.
Montpelier. Idaho.
25O feeding steers, partly dehorned Og-
den
2o0o : and S-ycsr-old steers, spring de-
livery
kentucky Jacks Ogden
WANTED
1000 range horses. now or spring deliv-
cry; 1000 stock sheep or straight breed
ing ewes. Have q buyer for 1000 stock cat
tie ard ranch. prefers Nevada or Idaho.
X. S Brooks & Son ogden. Utah
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02

| n Woak, Nervous, Restless at
/ rs Night. and Weak, Aching
4 SS Back, Diseased Kidneys. In
lH 81 famed Prostate Despondent.
r. " Lack OF Energy. Ambition and
~ Strength. Poor Memory, Hol-
lowed Eyes. Face Pimples and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-02

An endless number OF have OF the above Gym
ma for neglected their health be wrecked oy compile
My method completely permanently reviVe manhood af
all" "quckcure"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-13
Deer Raced With Train.

The section men under Foreman
John Mccarthy witnessed a strange
sight Monday, that OF a deer racing
the Fitchburg flyer.
They were working just west of
Grover lane cut when they saw the
deer running on the track ahead OF
the express. 1t kept this up for about
800 feet, when the train O%verhauled It..
striking the deer and throwing IL
down a 50-foot cmbankment. Tho
deer, however, strange TO say, did not
seem injured, for 1t was able to jump
up and leap the wire fence. disappear.
ing in the woods beyond.-East Hamp.
Ton correspondence Hartford Courant.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-13
q 600

ta-alkin' Nv what tn great day-tic-
tive does. II ye was a r-real day-tic-
tive an had this work. r. to do, ye'd
go to tn pla-ace an LUX wise, an thin
yc d go back an ordher tn dhrag- net
put out. livery ma-an that cad ha-ave
done 1t an lots that c'u'd mt w'u'd be
brought In an"
Arrested" interrupted Horatio.
"Fr sure" replied Policeman Flynn.
But what right would you have to
arrest people against whom you had no
evidence?"
who's ta-alkin' Nv rights?" rctorted
Policeman Flynn. I'm ta-alkin' Nv tn
ways Nv polls day-tictives. an
don't want We fr to be botherin' me
with ye-er fool QUESTIONS. Ye'd ha-av,:
thin all brought In. an ye'd ixamin
thin an ma-ake thin prove they wa ,
mt tn vans, an sift 1t down till ye'd
got II bechune a few Nv thin. THY
mebbe ye'd la-and ye'er ma-an throug !
some wan tellin' OF him SOS to kee ,
fright with we. or mebbe some felly
on tn outside w'u'd tip 1t on to ye SOL
ye'd give him IA little more shwinE.
Ohio! they's lots Nv ways Nv get.
tin at tn fac's without tra.acln' a
cr-rimc up. That used to be tn o"
way, but I is out Nv date. First I'm !
out who did 1t an thin artist him. was
tn OIL rule. but now I is. First artist
ye-cr ma-an, an thin find II he's til
wan. or n he knows the wan y:
wa-ant.' Nv coorse they's EXCEPTIONS,
but this is tn reg'iar wa-ay."
"And what would be the next thing
for me to do?" asked the youth, some
what distressed by having his ideals
thus ruthlcssly shattered.
"Ye sh'u'd throw out ye-er chist, pun
on a big sec-gar, an say, 1T was a
hazard job, but ! done it."
'Is that all?" asked Horatio.
"OhO! is that all?" repeated Police
man Flynn. 'If ye c'u'd see tn time
some ~ tn day-tictiyes puts In doin
1t, ye'd sa-ay I is enough"
Still. a man may do work In hi
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-13

sawbOnes. and we will pull out your
eye-teeth for YOU" was the general
shout.
With this the dents" leaped for.
ward and rushed toward the b~leachers.
Each dental student carried a gro
tesque papier mache cane, and these
they welded with effect as they
jumped into the stand among tho
NEEDLES" The latter, N~apoleon-likc.
bided their time. Suddenly they drew
forth CHASTITY objects, long and glistcn.
ing. tied with red and purple ribbons.
Stretching forward. they met the on.
rushing dents" with these terrible
clubs, smashing the heads OF the In.
vaders numerically.
They're using human bones on us"
was the next shout OF the besiegers.
who retreated in bad order.
Another attack was attempted, but
this time the NEEDLES" fourished the
leg and arm bones fiendishly and
pounded the dents" over head and
shoulder with such energy that the
latter were compelled to give up tCpe
OF d%isplacing their opponents from
their citadel. The fracas was becom.
ing %intolerable when the whistle an.
nouncing the second half Of the game
sounded and the riOtous rOOters
scampered away to obtain good seats.