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New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

be DONE and then a fourth also becomes r.
meet you upon the field ary IT,
First, you must marry and have four cb15
be particular IN having them all girls Secc-Id- p.
prove that the greater part Of the rrovis; ol ~
make for them depends on your life and Won - -.eh ~
bond for four thousand pounds not % be 49,. eus
suicide. be killed IN duel. which are 49, COM,
which have insured life for - Olldt--
wife and daughters. Third, you must ten II Le1t -
falsehoOds about yourself in some public aee Ilee Dr.
shall neither be able 20 do this nor b. -, =.
wards unless you perform the fourth thing ~ y9u s
you convert me from the Christian relgiono -a IT,
Till all this IS accomplished our dispute rn,,,.
without Of any iron than s -eSse e earss
pens any more lead than enters into the ol if o.
''The Edinburgh Review 80 Pos'tc-
have the honor TO subscribe myself vo,,-
proper consideration, RoRps- - VIII Il
One of thee most terrible tuels vr,e =,
tween Colonel JOicey and Macarthur Tt.lal .lal Be-
brOthers-in-law, and the affair tool ~ Vss
Dublin. As usual, there was a woman IN ttI--e
The men were seated at a friendly dinne- - eaSe
alteration arose. and it was decided IN 80, he
matter at once. As in the case Of Ta1bot -, lls
French antagonist, the duel was with r;esI- I-1 as
one of which was loaded. F~'O-1' Only
The men drew lots for the choice -
selected weapon They then took their - soc eaca
each side of the table, and bersitel1 rer,I - On
arms, aimed. 1t was t " tragic s.s sce-ss 'leI
yellow light streaming fro he ta canJis. .,s
flash of the disOTdeTed dishes and the 80, 80, t1s
faced men, in the hand of one Of g. horn I,,-loJ m
raised half-hed glass of wine In his left ~
said Your health, Mr. McArthur 30 a. S,all all
yours, Sir-in the next world. arsyvered No.,
Are you ready, gentlemen. Then frel" 4 eL '-ll
of flame leaped from the muzzle Of Nc5-,sEl.'
pistol, while the empty weapon of the 60
snapped harmleSsly as he sanI, forward dead -o
the table, overturning decanters and glasses. ''o
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it. Out of sheer contrariness / Won, 10 sIee7 ~
first night, just to show those Rus officers ~,
prOdding with their swords could not keen
free-born American woman awake he wanted :
go to sleep. Showed EN-. But at-cr that it nevs-
worked.
Then the noises that YOU hear IN the nigb4r w,r
anybody please tell me what make stationsrv
washstand select the hour of three A. NJ to do X
garglng? Nobody is near 1t. The water is ur-
running anywhere in the house. Yet station
ary washstand can make more different sourds
of protest than anything else i ever heard IN
my life.
And the door downstairs Is never nearer than
dOwn-Stairs-whiCh does not slam shutl No tHs
breeze IS too gentle for that. II lust slams ~
latch enough for YOU to hear and Dr. fretted bv II.
hesitatingly the first two or three times. so as 10
make you think gaSplngly OF burglars then a loud
one, which ends the burglar idea. and YOU hone
this time it has 1atChed. Five mInutes-ten-tVo
and two or three easy ones; then the hinge begins
to squeak. Don't lie there and hope TO ignore It.
Get up. Bark your shInS on everything IN the room
Fall against the table and don't mind when the
rocking chair flies back and scrapes YOUR instep
Horrors of the Sream-Pipes
THEN when You have found the slauring door
and viCiOuSly locked it, come on back to bed and
listen to the Stea1n-plpeS. once saw a man get 50
mad at telephone that he smashed it. If knew
where that man was / would ask him TO nv house
hand him an ak, show him our steau-qipes and fold
my arms. l could have slept SOME last winter # Il
hadn't been for the stean-plpes
If you live in a new house ar the roof Creaks and
the walls give way IN the nj, t. they tell YOU II
because the house Is and the walls are settling
IL YOU live in old house and YOU hear the same
noises, they tell You 1t Is because the house old
and the walls are disintegrating There is no such
thing as silent house, though l have read Of them
in novels.
l once knew some people who said they liked to
go TO bed early and specially TO get up early They
said something about dew | often wonder what
became of them. l was afraid soraerhing awful
would happen to them when l hearl hem say that
New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

man bnked at the grayneSS of the dawn in his room,
turned over with an INDIGNANT bounce and said :
Sunrise be blamed! Let me know when it setS!"
When the sun sets seems to me ideal time to
get up, to have your morning bath to feel
cheerful for the work of the day. And to get up
that hour is normal and natural and therefore YOU
will have walked up in a good humor while to wake
up in the morning. to nothing of feeling obliged
to get up and eat breakfast, IS to presuppOse the
certainty of being in a beastly temper.
A breakfast tray with roll, and one cup of
coffee and your letters is not bad, though
could do without even that, did not duty CALL but
don't anybody talk to me about cheerful, happy
faces round a breakfast-tabe. If / should ever see
any would take it as personal affrOnt.
Morning Cheerfulness Forbidden
I DON'T want to see people cheerful in the morning.
don want to hear anybody talk and those idiots
who feel obliged to grin at me and say CHEEKY
"GOod-mOrning," if they got what feel like giving,
they wOud-well- / always warn the servants
never to look pleasantly at me in the morning,
to speak until have limbered up and spoken first,
and on no account to begin the day with a madden
ing "GOOd-morning' Begin where YOU left off
the night before. Don't start anything fresh,
Is my motto. Oh these people in strange houses,
feel compelled to wear expression of Good
morning merry sunshine / could Slav them!
Indians IN their greeting of each other express Just
the right degree of COrdiality and JOYOUS emotion
to suit my early-ln-t -the-mOTning frame of mind.
1t IS much too hard to get to sleep, in the first
place, not to stay asleep as long possible when
once you have got there And there is nothing so
foolish, to my mlnd as to wake up, If can by
possibility manage not to. Oh, the bliss of feeling
sleepy! L have heard people talk about feeling
drowsy, of being dead sleepy they felt if they
couldn t keep their eyes open another moment, and
have wondered and wondered what it felt like.
Personally always feel so wide awake after |
go to bed that the darkness hurts nv eve-
balls, and then, after planning just how | would do
were the Gar, and settling all strikes, intrigues
and public questions entirely to my satisfaction,
from being so wide awake that | can almost hear
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the dining room clock tict 7
go to sleep, as uddenly as III
1eu over a precipice. None 3
your lovely drowsv. roct.. !
Dy-baby-ln-, reetop sens
tiOns ever fell . my lot.
And even wing to fool
myself into beng sleepy b.
pretending tle I am a pol;,.-
cal prisoner IN a Si5ers.
mine, being ured BY Rus-
sian officials not being y
lowed TO slee bv dav o1 T.
night, had The sligbts:,
effect after The -st time 80
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dueist. She and Lady Urls once engaged m an
encounter in which both were severely wounded,
and which would probably have had fatal terrnlna-
ton but for the timely intervention OF some men,
Madam La Maupin, the actress, was fine swords
woman and when male fellow performer made
slghting remarks about her character she held him
up attired in mems clothes. and because he refused
to fight relieved him of his watch and Snutt-DO some
wears later she attended ball dressed in male ATTIRE
got into an alteration with three men. challenged
them and then killed them all one after the other
An Interminabc Contest
A MOTHER strange duel was that which took place
~ between two Frenchmen. The exact cause of the
trouble is not known, but at any rate one OF them
found occasion to strike the other the face. With
o,rt a word the man procured piece of plaster with
which he covered the welt raised by the blow. Then
he challenged the offender. The challenge was ac-
cepted and he of the pastered face severely wounded
his antagonist He then carefully cut a small piece
from the patch on his cheek. In due time the
wounded man recovered, and as he was convalescent
his servant announced caller. "All right, tell him
will be right down." the reply Again they
met and again with the same result. And the man
cut another bit from the plaster on his face Ana
so it went on for several years always with the same
result But at the last meeting, when there re-
maned only tiny piece of the plaster, the man who
wore drove home fierce thrust that ended the teud
forever.
Byron angered at Southeys criticism of his verse,
wrote him a challenge, but for some reason 1t was
and had the following reply ready:
S1R-I have the honor of acknowledging the receipt
of your letter. and do myself the pleasure of replying
without DELAY In affairs of this kind the participants
ought meet upon equal terms. But 20 establish equality
between you and there three things which ought TO
New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

1t is bad enough to realize that all civilized people
do get up, and that you will get yourself talk
ed about if you don't. Your natural waking is
marred by the hideousness of this thought; but
When in addition to this horror, comes the agony
of having your unprotected eardrums assaulted by
uprOarlOus noises which go smashing and reGChOng
along the corridors of your sOmnOleEt brain, before
it is time for anybody to get up, my idea of the
opposite of Heaven
All nature as we'll as all human nature seems to be
against allowing people to sleep in the morning.
Why do all the noises in the world just as you
have dropped into your first good sleep? If you
live in city, it is the of the elevated the crash
ing of tiat-wheeled surface cars, the changing of
trolley gOngS the Samming of milk wagons the
banging of garbage cans, and the myriad of un-
necessary noises which have to stand because
nobody in power has sense enough to believe that
most of these could be suppressed. Then if mad
dened by the lnslStence OF these nerVe-deStrOyng
raCketS, you fly to the country for relief at three
in the morning a perfect pandemOnium of birds
breaks loose Some people call it singing and declare
1T IS the little brides morning song of gratitude and
thanksgiving. | call it malicious intention on
their part to prevent city people from getting any
sleep anywhere earth. And your neighbors'
roosters see to it that the good work is carried
The Cow Adds to the Din
THEN, if you get used to this bird noise that it
only causes you to turn and thump Your
pillow, and you learn the trick of dropping off to
sleep again miserable COW in Your vicinity
Is bereft of her calf and she takes the silent watches
OF the night to chat with her neighbOrs about it.
Talk about the joys of country life and the silence of
nature! wish somebody would show mel
sometimes L meet school teachers off on their
summer vacation who talk to me about the beauties
OF the sunrise Being naturally polite | do not say
anything, but the story comes into unregenerate
mind, whose spirit | condOne, if not the language
OF the man who at mountain resort was led bv
the enthusiasm of others tell the ha-bov to call
hm IN time to see the sunrise. Then he sat up that
night even later than usual So when the boy
pounded on the door in the morning and said it was
time to get up II he wanted to the sunrise, the
New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

X/OU may talk as you will
of highway robberies,
sneak-thieves, burglar
les, and hold-ups, but to me
the most revolving crime in the
calendar of thievery is the
obligation to wake up in the
morning which robs you of
sleep.
1t is bad enough to know
that you have got to get up
sometime, and, whether you
make the hour early or late,
you may be sure that il
will be before Won want TO.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
Teachers Club Entertained.

Mr. and Mrs. T. B. Walker enter
tanned the members of the Teachers
club in their beautiful home, last even
ing, opening the art galleries for their
pleasure and profit. In spite of the
threatening weather more than 200
guests We're present. Mr.. Walker
escorted groups~thru the galleries, add
ing much to the interest Of the occasion
by his graphic descriptions of pictures
and artists. Roses lent their bright
ness and fragrance to dining room and
halls The guests were met by Miss
Kathryn Youngs, who introduced them
to the receiving, party; which included
Mr.. and Mrs. T. B. Walker, Mr.. and
Mrs. George Harrison, Mr.. and Mrs.
Willis Walker. Mrs. Gilbert Walker, DR..
and Mrs. G. M. Jordan, Mrs. Charles
Cooley, Mrs. Lyon and Madame Hat
schek. Miss Belle Hopkins and Miss
Ida Trask presided in the dining room
and were assisted by large group of
Young women.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
A District Meeting.

The twenty semi-annual
meeting of the Women s Foreign Mis-
sionary society, Of the Minneapolis dis
trict, was held in the Thirteenth avenue
M. E. church, Tuesday. The morning
session was devoted to business. The
addresses Of the afternoon were "a
Visit to Mexico,'' by Mrs. George Tay-
lor, and a description of some phases of
the work in China. by Mrs. Irish, for
merly missionary in that country, now
a worker in the northwestern branch.
A debate on the relative opportunity
for missionary work in Japan and
China, by four university young people,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
Reception for Officers.

The Association of Collegiate Alum
nae will give a reception Monday after
tors room Of the public luibrary, in
honor of Mrs. Philip N. Moore, ma
tional president, and Miss Sophonisba
Breckenridge, general secretary. The
annual meeting of the Minnesota branch
will be held at 9 pm. Mrs. Moore and
Miss Breckenridge will be in the twin
cities to attend the biennial Of the
General Federation of Women's clubs
of which Mrs. Moore is 2, vice president
and chairman Of the biennial committee
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
CLUB NOTES,

The VII NJ S. of Wesley church will hold
its annual mitebox reception tomorrow at 2:3O
pm. at the home of Mrs. J. W. Morrison. 1902
Pleasant avenue.
The Graded Union Of Sunday School Teach
ers met today in the Y. w. G. A. assembly bali
Ernest Fagenstrom Of the State Baptist as
ISOLATION addressed the teachers the topic,
1.-THE Gospel in Simple Lines" The primary
lesson was taught by Mrs. George Shepherdson;
the junior by Mrs. J. e. Hobart. and the m,sic
was in charge of Miss Helen Hallowe1l.. Miss
Rose Turnbull conducted the beginners session
and normal lesson, 1.-The Land Of Palestine"
WAS taught by Miss Louise A. Emery.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24

Miss Clara FRIEDMAN was the honor
guest at a dinner last evening given
by Mrs. C. Ewald at her home on Lake
Harriet. The rooms were decorated
with foliage and great punches Of pur-
pie lilacs. Covers were laid for twelve.
The guests were Misses Clara Kried-
man. Emma Miller. Pauline Schmidt,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
Mattresses

The greatest, purchase we ever made
brought us this week a big lot Of purely
selected Southern Moss, much below the
regular wholesale market price, and we
are going to give you one more great
bargain offering on Friday and Satur-
day of Moss Mattresses at the same
low price which has recently made this
busy department famous o. a OF
namely. ............. .$4.S0
The same story applies in regard to
pure Cotton Felt Mattresses, made in
our own shops under the most sanitary
conditions, and worth a. e NS
$3.50; for only two days at @0eSO
Our beautiful "Gold Edge" pure
Hair Mattress, made of standard black
hair that we warrant to be Armour &
Co. pure drawings and our regular
f ssa:o '5. mattress $l5.75
Our plain made pure Hair No. Mat
tress, made with fancy art ticking, j..
s 2; ds,g T9tssy Worth fos' ..$l6.5O
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24

A pretty lake wedding took place at
6 o'clock last evening at the sum-
mer home of Mrs. G. G. Howe in Excel
sior when her daughter, Marion. became
the bride of Ralph Millizen. The serv-
ice was read by Rev. J. E. Bushnell Of
Westminster Presbyterian church in the
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
CLUBS AND CHARITIES
Club Calendar.

FRIDAY
/, St. Paul's guild, Mrs. N. H. Chase,
1908 Dupont avenue S, 2 pm.
Women 8 Foreign Missionary society
of Highland Park Presbyterian church,
Mrs. E. M. Barnes, 2l0l Bryant ave-
nue. N, 3 pm.
Hobart W. G. T. u, Mrs. Kate Ker-
cher, 624 Sixteenth avenue Sc, 8 pm.
, Frances Neal w. G. T. u, Y. M. G. A..
Woman s Home Missionary society of
Wesley church, Mrs. J. w. Morrison,
1902 Pleasant avenue, pm.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24

A marriage which will bring 9 bride
seph s church, St: Paul, yesterday when
Miss Katherine Grant became the bride
of Charles J. Moos. Mr.. and Mrs.
Moos have gone on an eastern wedding
trip and will be at home at 2003 Como
avenue Sc on their return. f.. .. E..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24

Mrs. Clarence z. Brown gave lunch
con this afternoon at her home, 2 East
Fourteenth street, in honor Of Miss
Lillian Bladon, whose marriage takes
place early in June. Covers were laid
for eight and the table was prettily
arranged with clusters of spring bios
sons
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
Separate Skirts

Specially priced
Special because every skirt tailored
perfect 'hang' achieved only skillfu Workmanship
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
Swift's Zephyr Pillows

A large purchase Of this celebrated
brand gives us the greatest bargain
Offering we have ever had in this
line. Hence 1000 pairs Of all fea
Their pillows 60 at the following
very low prices
All Feather Pillows in A. G. A.
design or striped ticking, actually
worth $3.50 pair, will be sold Fri
day here at only, A0@
Pure Feather Pillows, 1926
inches, weighing 8 lbs, in fancy
striped ticking and good $500 a pair
values; Friday at only, k(N
Special Feather Pillows COW
cred with real fancy art ticking,
2ox27 inches, and weighing 81 lbs,
actually worth So each, Ok
Friday for only, each q. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
WOMAN ACCUSED OF FORGERY.

Two indictments for forgery have been re.
turned by the grand jury in st. Paul against
Annabel Lee. One charges the passing Of O
forged check for Sc on Charles and George
Metzger May 7, and the other passing a forged
check for SO on Otto Baker May s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
PERSONAL AND SOCIAL,

Mrs c. T. Thompson has gone east.
Minneapolis people at New York hotels are as
follows: New Amsterdam, w. A. Koon. Du-
luth, Fifth Avenue, J. B. Sateler
A rally social will be held In the parlors
Of Fowler NJ. E. church tomorrow evening.
DR.. Cora Smith Eaton has returned to Sc
attic with her little She Is accompanied
by her brother. Lieutenant Fred E. Smith, who
goes to Alaska to rejoin his regiment at Fort
Seward r.. T..
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Olson of Cottage City
Deutschland for Paris. - e....- III
The Glover Leaf Whist club will meet tomor-
row afternoon with Mrs. j. b. johnson, 1898
Fifth avenue s. v#. a.. = 2.
ST. Cecilia court, W. G. O. F., will give
card party tomorrow afternoon in the hail.
Fourth street and Central avenue.
Mrs. Alley of Long Lake has been the guest
of her niece, Mrs. Maybee. 1S45 East Thirty
first street during the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Foster Atwood accompanied by
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas W. Teasdale of st. Paul,
have gone to Hannibal Mo. H
Miss Nellie Kenney has returned from JEFF
ferson Barracks Mo. ... - ..
Mr.. and Mrs. Sig. Hansen and daughter, IThel-
ma. Of the Landour will sail juno for a
EurOneAn trim
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24

Dowidat. Olga Jack, Barbara Hire,
Elizabeth Schmidt and Eva Huxman.
Mines. Taubert and Huxman assisted
the hostess. Miss FRIEDMAN is one of
the brides Of May and after dinner
she was showered with dainty gifts.
Mrs. Anna Eggers entertained Tues
day at luncheon at her home, 2712
parlor and library. and large vases Of
the same flowers were in the dining
room. The centerpiece for the table
was also Of lilacs. Mrs. G. III. Smith
was the guest Of honor. Covers were
laid for twelve. Several musical num-
bers were given by Miss Eggers after
luncheon.
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1906-02-10
DELINQUENT Realty Tax. Roll.


Special
thereof
lesaida dallc
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1906-02-10
Name of Owner and Division Of Section

Gulf Coast Lumber Company, all Of.
Gulf Coast Lumber Company, sR OF sea
sw14 of nwL and nwA of sWA ........:
Gulf Coast Lumber Company, nwI OF
ne4, e13 of ne1a except acres in
ne14 of ne14; e1a of nwA sw4 OF Sc
The newspaper., 1906-02-09
Water Litigation

1t now appears probable that
the suggestion made some time
ago in this paper that it would be
a good thing for the Stewart mesa
people and the city council to get
together and compromise the liti-
cation over the city water, may
be taken seriously and all friction
allayed. We regret that there is
some little cause for fear that the
proposal will fall through on ac-
count of the figure being de-
manded by the Stewart mesa peo-
pie. 1t was generally understood
that the council would give one
thousand dollars toward building
a pipe line for these people if
they would dismiss the suit now
pending and sign water contracts
same as the other water users.
We now hear that 81 800 is asked.
This is too much in the opinion of
the council and their view seems
to be concurred in by most of the
people on the town site. Get
together gentlemen. You will
spend twice the money litigating
and then have nothing to show
for it.
The newspaper., 1906-02-09
A Splinter From Yale.

A straPping young man ap-
piled to Colorado sheep farmer
for job as herdsman.
Had any experience?" ask the
rancher.
No, but need exercise and
times are dull"
Well, I'll set you to work in the
mornin and show you what hoss
to ride"
Il don't need any horse. | was
champion runner for Yale, and
can beat anything you've got on
four legs"
You can't corral my sheep
without a hoss, for I've got big
range"
Give me try"
"All right"
AT the end of the days work
he was much fatigued.
You are all petered out" said
the farmer.
Yes pretty tired. The sheep
didn't bother me a bit, but the
lambs were h."
Lambs? l amt got no lambs.
This amt lambing season"
We'll. there are eight lambs in
the corral anyhow, and l had a
sweet time getting 'em in"
That's funny. I'll go have a
look. Lambs. eh2"
They went to the corral, where,
sure enough, there were all the
sheep and eight-jack rabbits
Exchange.
The newspaper., 1906-02-09
Paonia.
Journal

The town of Paonia is putting
on city airs, with its fine pure
mountain water conducted by the
new system, electric light plant,
good new school building, four
commodious churches, two banks,
large fruit packing house and
canning factory, two telephone
lines with over 400 phones con-
nected and three up to- date boost
ing newspapers. Nothing can re-
tard Paonia's progress because the
people all pull together for the
common interest and boost the
country, which is certainly one of
the garden spots of Colorado
whose fruits are not eXcelled in
flavor and perfection on the con-
tinent. Hundreds of car loads
reach the shores of either ocean
and quantities go north and south.
The enormous yield in the North
Fork valley is marvellous. Five
hundred and even a thousand dol
lars per acre are frequently real
lied from a single crop. When
speaking OF the proposed compile
ton of the wagon road between
Paonia and Crested Butte the en-
tire population are unanimously
in favor of it and will give sub
stantial aid toward the finishing
of the enterprise. They realize
there is vast field of undeveloped
territory lying between the two
places including many thousand
acres of anthracite, coking and
domestic coal lands that will be
made accessible to the capitalist
and the knowledge of which will
only be necessary 60 investment
and opening up and the building