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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
On the First Trip.

Among the passengers on an Allan
tic liner when she left New York re-
Gently was a charming young woman
from st. Louis who was making her
first trip abroad. The vessel had not
proceeded far when the fair passen-
ger approached the captain and said:
The ship appears to be stopping,
captain. Why should we stop here
I'VE stop here to let the pilot of, =
was the reply.
ITO let the pilot off," exclaimed the
young woman in a tone of polite mere
dulity. do you mean to say that the
pilot doesn't mean TO cross the ocean
with us and direct the course?''
Il mean just that" answered the
captain.
The fair passenger pondered for
bit. Then. smiling as IL a bright idea
had occurred to her. she added, .Oh. /
suppose after he has set the rudder
pointing in the right direction that
there's nothing left for him to do, SO
he observation-disclosures Ledger
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
DELIVERED BY SEN. DICK
A Deserter from the Navy Went to
Washington, D. c., Where He
Gave Himself Up.
publishers Press.]

washington Dec 12.-Senator Dick
of Ohio was technically credited with
an arrest when he appeared at the
navy department and formally sarren-
dered a deserter. The man lives at
Jefferson, o.. and after deserving from
his ship returned to his home Some
o. the citizens informed the navy de-
partment.. and knowing that he was
about to be arrested the man came to
Washington and surrendered himself
to Senator Dick. The navy depart
ment officials sent him to the navy
yard under arrest.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Christmas Packages.

washington, Dec. IL. - Christmas
boxes and parcels for enlisted men of
the navy serving in Cuban waters will
be delivered without cost if they are
addressed in charge of the depot quar-
termaster. Newport News. All pack
ages should be distinctly addressed
and plainly marked Christmas Pack
age" Similar arrangements were
made recently for Philippine service
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Repertoir at the eennett.

Camille" was the Offering at the
fennett last night by lhe Record
|tock Company headed by Miss Cora
Lawton Mitchell. and it was most
beasing. Combined with the clever
pecialties IL made satisfactory
Pin. The ladies are finding the mat
bees. at ten cents. especially attrac-
I've. and the Record Stock Company.
Fhich has never before appeared in
bis city, promises to become great
hvorite with Gennett patrons. The
batinee today, The Black Flag" and
pr tonight is "A Wife's Honor"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
GIBBONS AT WHITE HOUSE
Cardinal Goes There by Appointment,
and 1t Is Said that He Discussed
Storer Incident.
Publishers Press

Washington, Dec. lz.-Carnnal ,iID-
bons is in Washington and visited
President Roosevelt by appointment.
Whether the president will discuss
the Storer controversy with the car
dinal, whose name was mentioned in
the pamphlet issued by the former
ambassador to Vienna, could not be
learned
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
AN ALARMING SITUATION

Fequently results from neglect of
logged bowels and torpid liveI until
pnstipation becomes chronic This
pndition is unknown to Those who
BE DR.. Kings New Life FILLS: the
est and gentlest regulatory of Stom-
eh and Bowels. Guaranteed by A G.
uken & Co. druggist. Pfce 25c.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13

1t has gone o.; of fashion
to boast of never reading ads.
Those who do not nowadays
are inclined 20 keep quiet
about it, as they would about
any other personal shortcom-
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Condemned in Alabama.

Montgomery, Ala, Dec. IL. The
Alabama conference of the African
Methodist church, in session at Geor-
giana, adopted resolutions condemn
ing the action of President Roosevelt
in dismissing the battalion of negro
soldiers implicated in the Brownsville
disorder.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Madame Modieska.

All devotees of the highest art in
ibis city at an early date of Madame
Helene Modjeska. There is consider
bble added interest due to the fact
hat il is known that this will posi-
lively be the last appearance here of
his charming woman and world ia
nous actress. Nothing will be left
lndone to make IL an artistic success
n every respect
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13

The famous originals are coming.
Murray q Mack, the heads of the
Laughing Trust will be here next
Thursday night at the Gennett One
of the largest and best companies
over in the city as an assured fact.
Dne of the features of Murray &
[Mack's performance is the famous
Pony Ballet direct from the Hippo
Fdrome. The best dancers in the
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Identified hx Picture

Tulsa. |. T.. Dec. 12--John Proctor
an electrician, was arrested here in
connection with the murder of Robert
son and Buddemeyer at Washington
Mo-, Saturday night. A picture which
Charles Simeon, formerly of Txlsa.
had taken with Proctor last SPINNER
led up to Proctor's arrest.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
eoston's Vote On Liquor Acts.

Boston, Dec. 12.-The vote in the
Boston election on the liquor question
was: Yes, 43.2S0 no 1880, majority
for license PATIO; on the II o'clock
law, yes. 39.417, no 1928.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13

What Adam ate. not whaThe drank.
Was he from Eden's gar5en driven,
o. what a difference thSfe now WOULD
be,
If he had taken Rock MountSin Tea.
A. G. Lulen Co.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Stranded Steamer FIoated.

New York, Dec. 1.-THE British
steamer Gadsby. which went ashore
on Staten Island near Fort Wads-
worth during thick fog Monday. was
fioated
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
DEATH FROM LockJAw.

never follows an injury dressed with
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Its antisep-
tic and healing properties prevent
blood poisoning. Chas. Oswald. mer-
chant. of Rensselaersville/ " Y,
writes: 1T cured Seth Bufch, of this
place, of the ugliest soy on his neck
/ ever saw. Cures Cuts. Wounds,
Burns and Sores. PC at A. G. Luken
& Co.. drug store.
Children's Hber Boots y Rich
mond Shoe Co. l. IT
Artificial gas. the s''ba'''s 10. fuel
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Tragedy in Times Building.
IPublishers' Press.

New YORK, Lee desperate from
grief over the loss of his wife, who
died four months ago, and the habits
of his daughter, James Howe, shoe
maker. shot the daughter, Mrs. Mi
randa Brinkworth, then sent two bull
lets into his own body. Mrs. Brink
worth was only slightly injured, but
Howe's wounds resulted in death in a
few minutes. The tragedy occurred
in the Times building, where Mrs.
Brinkworth was employed.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13

Shoes for Xmas presents at Pich
ond Shoe Co. Open denings until
mas. 122t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Quite Impossible.

In early days IN battle
No quarter would they give,
And If a man was captured
No chance had he to live.
How could they give a quarter. pes9
They hadn't been invented get.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13

Ladies Felt fallifiers,/ fur trim
mond Shoe Coz 12.2t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
Ten Buildings Destroyed.

Windham. Mass, Dec. II. - The
heart of this town was swept by fire
which destroyed 10 buildings, at loss
roughly estimated from $4,000 to
500, 00o
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13

why Is justice so hard to getr'
That's easy. Because nobody wazn
T..
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13
A VICTIM OF CIGARETTES
Hoosier Smoker Dies With
Record of Having Used 100000
malls" i'm Life Time. =.
Publishers. Press

Chicago. Dec. 12.-Julfus Persky OF
Hammond. Ind. died here of excessive
smoking of cigarets. Persky became
so addicted to their use that his appe-
tite was completely destroyed and it
vas necessary for him to get up seven
or eight times every night TO satisfy
his craving. He said he smoked 50o.-
600 cigarets during his lifetime. His
daily consumption was rs in recent
years. His only sustenance for three
months was diluted alcohol and
cigarets.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-13

Use artificial gas for fght and heat
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
GLOBE SIGHTS.

An equal suffrage woman ls no
more OF a freak than q man who ha,
ambitions socially.
Was there ever q husband WHIT
didn't say that his wife chased hin
and really proposed?
II there Is only one boy IN q fam
fly OF six or seven girls. he makes al
much trouble as a girl.
II you want to see q man become
animated gst him to tell you about q
law suit in which he was defeated.
II often Happens that a mans idea
Of chivalry begins and ends with his
hat IN his hand. when he talks to .
woman.
Praise q man to his wife for being
good 70 the children and she will say:
We'll, why shouldn't be be? They
are his"
A l.lan Is always willing 70 admit
that q woman can milk better than he
can, in order to fiattter her into tals-
ing the work on his hands.
There Is one thing certain: A
woman will have to spend all Of next
winter apologizing to her family II
she lets her preserves burn.
II Is the opinion Of every boy that
II boys were as polite as mothers say
they should be. all the boys In the
world would starve to death.
The neighbors. as rule. do not con-
demn the man who smokes half as
quickly as they condemn the woman
who won't let her husband smoke.
No man who addresses graduates Ia
expected to tell the truth. He Is ex-
pected TO fatter them. Wouldn't the
truth DO graduates more good than
fattery?
We used to know girl who rsu
everything in her neighborhood. In
her town. and in her family. But
now she is not running anything ex-
cept a baby buggy.
A visiting girl in Atchison says she
suffers with nostalgia, and her hostess
thinks II must be something that has
to be cut out TO be cured. It does.
Nostalgia is home-sickness, and the
thing to be cut out is the visiting
habit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
AREMARKABLE CONVERSION.
Stirring Incident Of the Torrey Meet
ings in London as Related BY
Evangelist.

Rev. DR.. R. A. Torrey tells the fol-
lowing OF his revival work in London,
showing how instantaneous and COM
plete were the instances Of conversion
at some of his meetings:
One night while we were in London
one of the best known entertainers
there was feeling discouraged and
down. He was playing billiards with
a friend, when he said to the friend,
Lets go and hear those men from
America.
The next evening he came to Albert
hall and told me what he had done.
said, stand up here and tell these TO-
600 people about It," And the cele-
bratsd entertainer who was so we'll
known all over England got up on the
platform and told how he had accepted
Christ.
He went down to the manager Of the
concert hall, where he was to take
part in an entertainment the next
night, and said, Il cannot keep my en-
gagement with you. | cannot take my
part OF the programme. l have been
up TO the Royal Albert hall and accept
ed Christ"
The manager said. "All right, but
you must go out on the stage and tell
the people" Il will do that" he re-
piled. When II came to his number on
the programme Mr.. Quentyn Ashlyn
stepped out on the platform and said:
Friends, cannot give you my usual
entertainment this evening. have
been converted in the Torrey-Alexan-
der mission at the Royal Albert hall. I"
They commenced to laugh and applaud
they thought it was part Of joke.
When they had quieted down he
said, at is no joke; have accepted
Christ as my saviour. and cannot
waste my life in merely making people
laugh" And at least one person was
converted right then and there.
Then the manager of the hall said
TO him. "Mr. Ashlyn. you may have
this place every night for a week TO
preach in If you want IT," and for a
week that concert house was turned
into a gospel meeting, and for week
in the heart Of fashionable London, in
Langham place, the converted enter
taine- preached the gospel. and a good
many were converted. And he has
kept at preaching the gospel till this
day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
Art Of Smiling.

Why do we not always smile when
we meet a fellow being? That is the
true recognition which ought to pass
from soul TO soul. Little children do
this involuntarily. The honest heart.
ed German peasant does IT, Il is the
magical sunlight all through that sim.
pie land. the perpetual greeting on the
right hand or the left between strsn.
gers as they pass each other, never
without a smile. This. then. Is the
fine art Of smiling" like all fine art,
true art. perfection Of art, the sim.
plest following Of nature.-HeleD
Hunt.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
CHURCHES IN IRELAND.
Membership of Different Denomina
tions-Effort for Federation
Fails.

At late melting Of the Episcopal
general synod of Ireland the following
figures were given as to the several
churches in the Emerald isle. The Ro-
man Catholics number 3,30S,66l, OF 70
per cent. Of the population. The Epis-
copal church Of Ireland has ISL .0S9
communicants; the Presbyterian, 443,-
276, ond the Methodists. 62,006. Among
those with a minor number Of adher-
ents one finds the Congregationalists.
having 10,142 members, the Unitarians
with S.094 and the Baptists 1862. Al
together, 1t is claimed that there are
more denominations and sects in Ire
land, twice over, than in the whole
United States. The Presbyterians are
strongest In County Antrim, Belfast
and County Down. In all other sections
the Catholics far outnumber them.
Some members OF the general synod
expressed a desire to cooperate with
other Protestant bodies in the sphere
of education. temperance reform and
social betterment. But several pre-
lates, notably the Episcopal bishop Of
Derry, and Canon Hemphill deprecat-
ed any attempt to put their own church
even Ia correspondence with "other re-
ligious bodies" The cause Of fedora
ton lost nothing by the discussion,
even II it seemed to make but little
progress. the original resolution for
"brotherly conference" having been
softened TO merely appointing a COM
mittee to see what other Christian
communities would be willing to enter
into such cooperation"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Father Taylor's youngest grandchild
declared she saw angels In the clouds
beckoning her to come and play. One
day little friend said: You're not
the only one who sees angels.
There's a friend Of mine up there,
too. See!" Little Pearl looked. and
then drawled with exasperating indif-
ference: "0h. yes. But she isu't
much OF an angel. is she, sitting on
the back doorsteps Of Heaven, a-swing.
ing her feets."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Miss Winnonah ION 0hl.. q New
Jersey girl 20 years old. Is making
quite a reputation as a horsebreaker.
Five years ago. a slender slip Of q
girl. she went TO South Dakota with
her mother, who had been sent thither
for . change Of climate Miss Win
nonsa learned 10 ride bronchos oct
there and on returning east she took
10 training and breaking horses, In
which work she has been remarkably
successful. She has never sustained
any injury while thus engaged
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
Flrrt Of arnnre Banjo.

The opening Of bank with a cap
ital Of $4,000 In Tioga, Pa. would
not. under ordinary circumstances,
constitute a notable event, but as the
bank is organized under the auspices
Of the State Grange. is owned and man
aged by grangers. and is designed to
be he first Of series Of grange banks,
Its opening is very interesting.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

An irritated skin makes an irritable
person, and an irritable person gath
ers much trouble unto himself or her
self, as the case may be- Moral: Use
Hunts Cure. one box Of which Is abb
solutely and unqualinedly guaranteed
10 cure any form Of skin trouble. Any
kind Of itching known Is relieved 81
once and one box cures.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
Scriptures in Russia

II is raher remarkable that, not
withstanding the disturbed conditions
OF affairs in Russia last year. the
British and Foreign Bible society re-
ports banner year in the circulation
OF Scriptures. over 100000 copies being
distributed in European Russia. be-
sides a very large number in Siberia.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
a Twentv-Year.old Faot.

DO you want to stop those chills.
get well. fat and happy? We think
you do. II SO, use Cheathams Chill
Tonic. It is not an experiment but
twenty-year-old fact. For that num-
Der Of years 1t has cured all kinds Of
chills. and still does so. 1t is guaran-
teed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

A Greek woman employed in the
American hospital in Caesarea. Tur-
key, was stirred by a revival She
straightway asked leave to visit a
woman whom she had injured, and TO
whom she had not spoken for ten
years. When she trudged through the
snow three OF four miles to ask her
"enemy's" forgiveness her relatives
we're sure she had gone daft But the
next day, when she came back TO the
hospital, she said: we made peace.
and the stone in my heart is gone"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

BY following the directions, which
are plainly printed on each package Of
Defiance Starch, Mems Collars and
CUFFS can be made just as stiff as de-
sired. with either gloss or domestic
finish. Try It, 16 OF. for 10c. sold by
All good grocers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
Ancent sienatures in Irish.

Irish language revivalists have Just
scored a notable victory. The direc-
tors OF the National bank have agreed
o accept checks signed in Irish, pro-
vided the signature is repeated in
English. One Of the advantages Of
this system. as the bank points out
Is that Il acts as a double protection
against forgery
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
Little Girls Desire

Mabel had always worn high-topped
shoes. much TO hr own dissatisfaction.
and one day while admiring her moth
er's slippers she said: Mamma.
can't l have a pair Of low-necked
shoes next SUMMER"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

"Did my diamonds call forth any
comment?" asked Mrs. Cumroy. Eyes,
indeed" answered Miss Cayenne. Il
heard several people refer to you as
the human chandelier"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Any man who has to get up and get
his own breakfast while his wife lies
in bed is likely to feel like turning
the God Bless Our Home" motto to
the wall.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

The amount Of work a boy puts into
baseball would raise a lot OF potatoes
for him to eat-N. Y. Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Lewis Single Binder straight &c. Many
smokers prefer them 70 l0c cigars Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

There are cases where an operation
Is the only resource, but when one con-
siders the great number of cases of
menacing female troubles cured by
Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound after physicians have advised
operations, no woman should submit 20
one without first trying the Vegetable
Compound and writing Mrs. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass, for advice, which is free.
Miss Margret Mcrkley, Of 275 Third
Street, Milwaukee, Wis, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:
Los Of strength, extreme nervousness,
shooting pains through the pelvic organs
bearing down pains and cramps compelled
Tne 10 seek medical advice. The doctor after
making an examination, said had female
trouble and liberation and advised an opera
ton. To this l strongly objected and decided
% try Lydia +. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound. The liberation quickly healed all
the bad symptoms disappeared and l am,
once more strong. vigorous and well"
Female troubles are steadily on thu
Increase among women. II the month
ly periods are very painful. or too fire.
quent and excessive-if you have pain
or swelling low down In the left side,
bearing-down pains. don't neglect your
self: try Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

It's almost as dIfhcuit for a woman
10 keep a secret as It Is for her to see
the point Of = Joke.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Foreigners, in their ignorance Of the
language, 50 often mistake the sui
tan's trades for tirades.-Albany Ar
gus.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Defiance starch-Sixteen ounces for
ten cents. all other brands contain
only II ounces for same money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20
OPERATION AVOIDED
ExPERIENce eOFMIss MERKLEY
She Was Told That an Operation Was
Inevitable How She Escaped It.

When a physician tells a woman suf-
fering with serious feminine trouble
that an operation is necessary. the very
thought OF the knife and the operating
table strikes terror TO her heart, and
our hospitals are full of women coming
for Just such operations.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

You may say what you please; II Is
better 10 say what pleases other peo-
pie.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Clittering generalities are the rhine
stones OF speech.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-20

Chinese Christians as Missionaries.
Many Chinese Christians have gone
30 the Transvaal to labor as evangel-
lists and catechists among the 10000
ChiDese coolies there.
The National tribune., 1906-10-25
PEACE INDIANA.

The only certain note OF peace ana
hope in the present campaign comes
from the usually tumultuous Indiana.
There the Republicans seem to have
walk-over, with the probability of elect
ing IL out of 13 Congressman and an
overwhelming majority for the State
ticket. Indeed, some sanguine prophets
put the Republican majority as high as
100000. For once no factions or trou-
bles rend the party's intestines. and
Gov. Handley is firmly in the saddle
with undisputed leadership. The reason
for this is that he is one of the reform
ers within the party who has been able
to make good. He started vigorous
campaign against the State Auditor and
Secretary of State for diverting public
funds t. their private use. and aroused
a great deal of wrath on the part of
them and their important faction. but
he had the blocks too firmly upon them,
and they went INTO retirement while
notes of applause rose from all over
the State for =. Governor who was a
real Reformer and would make his
subordinates do their duty. The Demo-
cratic Party seems to have almost gone