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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

For some years engines have been
taking water without stopping, and
mail cars have been picking mail sacks
from posts without SO much as pause.
Now an appliance for coaling engines
without stopping has been invented,
and experiments with it are said to
have been satisfactory. The next inn
movement to save the running time Of
trains, suggests the Philadelphia Rec
ord. will be a device for throwing pas
sengers on board and off without stop
ping.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

Every family must have its barrel
of flour, declares the Springfield Re-
publican, and few of us ever stop to
think what this must mean in the way
of production to supply the constant
demand The mills in Minneapolis,
Adinn., last year turned out 1896
O95 barrels, or 713, 800 more barrls than
were made there in 1904 The mills
in the Northwest ground up last year
1o2,246,OOO bushels of wheat These
figures fairly stagger the Imagination.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

The State Department of Agriculture
has printed a list of 10000 occupied OF
unoccupied New York farms which are
for sale. Probably ON some of them
one would have hard pickings for a
Giving; but the idea is that farm land
ought not to lie idle when such great
number of immigrants is being added
to the population, declares the Buffalo
Courier-J Journal. Some of the new
corners might do well in the agricul-
tnral line.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

An oak, centuriesi old from the Eng
fish estate of Buckingham park. has
furnished material for two dining cars
just completed for the Burlington.
The necessity for raising a large sum
of money led to the sacrifice OF a NUM-
Der Of immense oaks, twenty seven be-
ing sold to the Pullman company. The
oak which furnished material for the
Burlington cars was nea ~ eight feet
in diameter. In cutting Il up, there
was found gate hook within ten
incnes OF the centre, apparently driven
there 700 or 800 yeare ago.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13
Seventeen children in "A Years.

The stork visited the home Of Steph.
en- Woreb, Pole, of Trenton, for the
fifteenth time the other day, and when
he left the family had been increased
to the extent Of two boys and a girl
Fifteen of the seventeen children born
to Mr.. and Mrs. Woreb in the last
twenty-four years are living. and the
latest acquisitions are doing nicely
They were named Theodore, Nicholas
and Alice, in honor of the Presidents
family.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

Macmillan's Magazine says that with
steady but increasing pace the world
is approaching a point at which the
cleverness of the young will amount to
a social problem. Already things are
getting uncomfortable for persons Of
age and sobriety, whose notion of hap
piness is to ruminate a few solid and
simple ideas in a freedom from dis
furbance.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

Speaking OF school-licking statistics,
says the Boston Transcript, a father Of
one real boy if he corrected him but
once a month would have twelve pun
ishments to his black account. If he
had $40 boys he would have given
them at the same rate 6S40 punish
ments a year then, or say 57Oo in a
school year.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

During the year 1905 the United
States Mint did not coin single silver
dollar piece. This was the first omis-
sion in any year since 1889, states the
Buffalo Courier-Journal. The coin col
Iectors are saying harsh things about
the Director of the Mint.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

Z The Car is calling his peasant sub
.jects 'my brothers, instead of my
children" as of yore. The situation in
mis- realm is still grave enough to make
a little royal jollying expedient, thinks
the Atlanta Constitution.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13
The Human CORN Divine.

The costumers ana fashion writer's
tell us that the figure Of this year is
not the same as the figure Of last year.
and the figure Of next year will not
be the same as the figure Of this year.
We are given to understand that the
human form is not by any means fixed;
that It is mere clay in the hands Of
the West End potter, who can squeeze
and punch it until it sticks out be-
hind OF bulges in front Poor human
form Rational Dress Reform.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

An American violinist is reported to
be lost in London. 1t would be diff
cult TO get up much enthusiasm in a
search for the average yiolinist who
gets lost, thinks the Washington Post.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

A New York lawyer has explained
his challenge of a juror on the ground
that he doesn't like newspaper men on
juries. Well, newspaper men generally
are intelligent.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

Now DR.. Wiley announces that DAN
ger luFks in the average barber Shop.
Well, some of usl have had mighty
close slaves there, that's a fact.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

The Florida Times Union says; Now
that England has the biggest battle
ship ever fioated she should go to war
and save it from being wrecked on a
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

The value Of New Yorlcs real estate
has increased S4o.ooO,ooo in the past
year That is what comes Of being an
island entirely surrounded with water.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13
Ont Inch b. moi, 81 scaInaI.

Charles Roraln, now slxty-two years
old, Of Newark, N, J.. has been sub
mitting for nearly fourteen years at
frequent intervals to the surgeons
knife in an effort to obtain relief from
Suferlngs caused by an injury gus-
tanned in July, 1892 Roraln is now
patient at the German Hospital, re-
covering slowly from the effects Of the
anlrty-second operation upon his right
leg OF which only stump remains.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

A recent census of the homeless poor
Of London showed that 1860 men aud
$40 women were III theslreets.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

The papers are printing q story about
a man in Massachusetts who has lived
for forty years on nuts, Doughnuts2
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-03-13

'6gIo PUB puBs SuIx!m Al opBW(
SuE7Q Aou ST 9uO9s 79Imnd EeI0un1Ys
euo2s eoIund Eur5gnkv
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
WINTER WEAKNESS
Or. Williams Pink Pills the Tonic
That Most People Need for
Blood and Nerves.

In winter the air of the close rooms in
which we spend so much OF the time
does not furnish enough oxygen to tho
lungs to burn out the foul matter in the
blood. In the cold season we do not excr.
else as much and the skin and kidneysdo
not throw off the waste matter rs freely
as usual. The system becomes overloaded
with poisonous matter, and too feeble
TO throw it off. Relief can be had only
through the use Of remedy that will
promptly and thoroughly purify and
strengthen the blood, and the one bes.
adapted for this purpose is the great
blood tonic known as DR.. Williams Pink
Pills.
"Thcy acted like magic In my casc,"
said Mrs. Clara l.. Wilde, of No. 377
Farnsworth avenue, Detroit, Mich. 81
was weak and thin and could not sleep.
My stomach and nerves were ont of or.
der. / can't describe how miserable |
really was. I dragged through six
months of fecbleness, growing weaker
oil the time until finally hadn't strength
enough to leave my bed.
"Then glad day came, the day when
/ began to take DIR. Williams Pink Pills.
They made me feel strong right away.
My appetite came back, took on flesh
and ihe color returned TO my cheeks.
People wondered that these pills did for
me what tho doctors couldn't do. took
only six boxes aud then was perfectly
well. II had not found this wonderful
remedy surely think that must have
wasted TO death. Believing firmly that
these pills saved my life by the strength
which they gave me Mt critical mo-
ment, unhesitati.gly recommend them
to others"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain no
stimulsnt but give strength that lasts.
They may DO obtained OF any drug
store.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
Cures Blood, Skin Troubles, Cancer,
Blood Poison-Greatest Blood
Purifier Free.

II your blood is impure, thin, diseased
hot or full OF humors, If you have blood
poison, cancer, carhuncIcs, eating sores,
scrofula, eczema. itching, rsings and lumns
scnhhy, pimply skin, bone pains. catarrh,
rheumatism or any blood or skin disease,
tai" Botanic Blood Balm Oh. Il. b. ac,
aches and pains stop. the blood is made
pure AMI rich, leaving the skin free fran
every eruption, and giving the rich glow
OF perfect health to the skin At the
same tine Il; Is. u. improves the digcs.
ton, cures dyspepsia. strengthens weak
kidneys. Just the medicine for old peo-
pie as i gives them new, vigorous blood
Druggists, 81 per large hottie. with d..
rcciIons for home cure. Sample free and
prepaid by writing Blood Balm Co, At
lantl, Ga. Describe trouble and special
free medical advice also sent in sealed let.
ter Il. II. y. is especially advised for
chronic, dccp-scatcd cases Of impure blood
and skin disease. and cures after all else
fails
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

1t will be seen that the number OF
acres sown to wheat. oats and barley
in 1898 was i29,7i9, and that this had
increased in 1904 to l5S7337 The
total crop in the cereals mentioned was
9,O33, 297 bushels in 1893. and In 1904
II had grown to the magnificent total
Of 35,4l2. 522. In the year just closed
the forward movement" In the agri.
culture OF the west has been the won.
der and envy Of the world. New sec
tions of the country have been placed
under tribute to the plow and harrow,
and the grain area has been largely
increased. This Is particularly the
case where It has been demonstrated
that Alberta Red" winter wheat may
be successfully grown, and along the
lines of the new railways towards the
center Of the country, where mixed
farming prevails.
The future of the Canadian West Is
assured, and for years to come It Is
bound to be the land of promise TO the
agriculturist Of every nation AMI of
every cline, and the land OF oppor.
tunlty to ever. settler within its
bounds.
Fullest information can be secured
from any Canadian Government Agent.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

the childish mind? Two tears crep,
into Macgregors eyes as he raised
them fearfully to his mothers face.
Paw never EFT ony," he mumbled.
Tho expression on Lizzie's face
changed to establishment.
Whats that We say?"
"Pp,paw never EFT ony." tire boy
repeated.
And then, Of a sudden, Lizzies
establishment became amusement
Deed, yere jIst n pair O. children!"
And she laughed against her will.
ut was all my fault, Lizzie" said
John.
"Ay; ye should have put the tablet
In yer ither pocket! Eth? No, no,
Macgreegor yell Jist let the tablet
lie" she exclaimed as the boy stoorsJ
to seize Il.
There's no mud on II, nav"
"Ay, but there Is. Come avail"
And away Macgreegor was pulled TO
see the waN.works.
But why did paw" wink at his son
and point stealthily to his "pooche"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

make you irritable; you cant sleep
you are unable to quietly and calmly
perform your daily tasks or care for
your children.
The relation OF the nerves and gem
erative organs in woman is so close
that niuc-tenths of the nervous pros
tration, nervous debility, the blues,
sleeplcssncss and nervous irritability
arise from some arrangement OF the
organism which makes her n woman.
Fits OF depression or rcstlcssncss and
irritability; spirits easily affected, so
that one minute she laughs, the next
minute wccps; pain in the abdominal
region and between the shoulders;
loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia; n
tendency to cry at the least provoca-
tion-all these point To nervous pros
tration.
Nothing will relieve this distressing
condition and prevent months OF pros
tratou and suffering so surely rs Lydia
L. Piukham's Vegetable Compound.
Mrs. NJ. +. Shotwcll, of lO3 Flatbush
Avenue, BROOKLYN, n. y, writes:
~ cannot express the wonderful relief I
have experienced by taking Lydia F. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound / suffered for
n long time with nervous prostration, back
ache, headache, loss Of appetite | could
not sleep and would walk the floor almost
every night
81 had three doctors and got no letter, and
life was burden was advised to try
Lydia. Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and il has worked wonders for me.
81 am well woman, my nervousness is all
gone aud my friends say look ten years
younger
Will not the volumes of letters from
women made strong by Lydia l.. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound convince
all women OF it's virtues surely you
cannot wish to remain sick, weak
and discouraged, exhausted each day,
when You can be as easily cured as
other women.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
WESTERN CANADA'S
MARVELLOUS RETURNS.

The increase in the crop returns of
the Canadian West, in the past seven
years, has approached the marvellous,
and there is no reason to believe that
a corresponding increase will not re-
suit for many years to come. The in
crease has been particularly noticeable
In what was formerly known as the
Northwest Territories, but which, on
September /, 1905, became the PROV
inces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
From the official returns we find the
following results in the acreage sown
to wheat, oats and barley in the years
mentioned, and more favorable show
Ing cannot be pointed to in any other
country during a like period,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
Silk Skirts Not a Necessity

Silk skirts are not necessity for
wives and husbands cannot be com.
PEELED to pay for them. Judge Gates,
of Kansas City, ruled in a suit In the
circuit court. The suit was brought
about by Carleton Kings refusal to
pay a bill OF $3.50 for silk skirt
purchased by his wife
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
BOTANICAL BITS.

Plants are said to grow faster between
the hours OF four and six a. m. than at
any other time.
Coltsfoot leaves, well dried. were
smoked in England prior to the intro
duCtiOn of tobacco.
The passion-iiower. which grows In
The South American forests, fades al
most as soon as it is picked
sea weeds do not obtain nOurishment
bur from the matter contained in sea
water,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
WISPS OF WIT.

Nobody should look anxious except
those who have anxiety.
4 man may be what he thinks he Is
and still not what he claims to be.
What we call the heart is a nervous
sensation. like shyness, which gradu-
ally disappears in society
BE frank and explicit That is the
right line to take when you wish to con.
cea your own mind and to confuse that
of of hers
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

"Aweel, Macgreegor, I'm not going
to give ye tablet. But II ye was put.
tin yer hand In my pocket ys
mlght-Ye're not to let on to yer
nav, mind"
The enraptured Macgregors hand
was already busy, and moment later
his Jaws were likewise.
we've burst the poke, ye rogue"
, said John. feeling In his pocket,
Now, yere TO get no more Till the
morning. Yer NAV would give 1t TO
me IL she kent ye was eatin' almonds.
"Ill not tell" said Macgreegor. gen.
erously.
As they approached the warehouse
once more, John carefully wiped his
sons mouth and vainly endeavored to
assume an expression OF innocence.
However, when Lizzie Joined them
she was too pleased and proud for the
moment to suspect anything.
Give JEANNE to me" said John.
NO, no! III carry her wee. I
got a seat in the shop. But I'll gi's
ye my parcel tn maybe 80 in yer
pocket"
'Jst," said her husband, as he
stuffed in the long, brown paper pack.
age, "Did ye get what ye wanted?"
"Ay, John. an beat them down
shillin,"
"Ye're real smart woman! Come,
an we'll so an see the wax.works."
Paw" put in Macgregor Il wudna
like TO be a waX-work when | was
dead"
Hold yer tongue, Macgrecgor," said
his mother John. we should check
him when h, says such awful things"
Jaw, the boys all right, Lizzie.
Macgreegor yc're not to say that
again" he added, with an attempt at
solemnity.
"Why IS folk made into wax.works?"
inquired his son, not greatly abashed.
"Oh, jist to amuse ither folk"
But Why" MaCgr ncgors inquiry
was Interrupted by his colliding VIC.
lently with bag carried by a gentle.
man hurryinG for his train.
"Ye see what ye get fur not lookln
where ye're goin'." said his mother.
Put his bonnet straight, John. Poor
mamie, 1t was very bad knock"
she added. gently.
I'm no cryin'. nav" said Mac
gregor. in n quavering voice, rubbing
his eyes with his cuff
That's brave lad" said Lizzie.
Never heed, Macgreegor! Ye'll be
a man afore yer mother" said John.
Thus consoled, the boy trotted on
with his parents till they reached tho
gaudy entrance of the wax.works.
Now, I'll take JEANNE" said the
husband.
"Ay; thatll be the best way to 90
in. An I'll take the parcel, fur it'll
be in yer road" SO saying. Lizzie
handed her charge to John Then she
pulled the parcel from his pocket: and
10 and behold! II came out accom-.
panied by sundry fragments OF tablet,
which fell on the pavement
John would have dropped anything
else but his present burden. Mac.
gregor gaZed at the dainties at his
feet, but did not dare attempt to SO.
cure them. Lizzie looked pitiessly
from one TO the other. II was
tableau worthy OF wax.
But who can follow the workings OF
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
Should Play Santa,

II is estimated the sultan could pre-
sent eve man. woman and child in
his country with an ultimatum firm
his large collection and still have
enough left to lay under all The car
pets NJ his royal palaces
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
Popular Line to the East.

The splendid passenger service Of the
Nickel Plate Road, the care and atteu.
ton shown passengers have made 1t a
iayurte with the inexperienced Us well as
those accustomed to travel. Every feature
necessary to the comfort and convenience
OF the passengers, especially ladies' travel
ing alone or accompanied by children, is
provided. ColcTcd portcrs ia Uniform are
in attendance 20 serve the wants OF all
and to see that cars are kept sCrupuous.
~ clean. Pullman Slccpcrs on all trains,
and an excellent Dining service. serving
Individual Club meals or Ia Carte at
moderate cost. When travelling East pur.
chase your tickets via the Nickel Plate
Road All trains depart from the La
Sale St. Station, Chicago. For full in
formation regarding tickets, rates, routes,
sleeping car reservations, etc, call on or
address j. J. Callahan. General Agent,
Ne, Ill Adams ST., Chicago, III.
1t is the man who is always talking
about his rights who Is generally trying to
infringe upon the rights Of others.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

The yield has been uniformly good
every year except 1900, when there APP
pears 30 have been slump all along
the line. This however, was more
than compensated for In the following
year, when the bumper crop in wheat,
oats and barley put the returns of all
previous years completely In the shade
and gave an impetus to settlement in
the west which has prevailed to the
present, as the following table by bush.
ole will chou.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
Nervous Women
Their Sufferings Are Usually
Due to Female Disorders
Perhaps Unexpected
A MEDICINE THAT CURES

Can we dispute
I he we'll known
fact that American
women are ncr-
vuuS =?
How often DOVE
hear the express
sion, 81 am so ner-
vous, It seems as II
| should Hy;" or,
- Don't speak to
me" Little things
annoy you and
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
made OF fancy selected tobacco. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

You may kill time, but it will come back
back to haunt you
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

Onc.hllf the world doesn't know how
the other half live, hr1aus, fully one half
mind their own business
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09

The trouble with taking a day off Is
that you cant put il back.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
VIZ 5S#3tSGzA-5}na#
'''@hr >'>s,N ...--l GS

The enormoul crops of our Northern
Grown Pedigree Seeds on our seed farms
the past YER compel Us to issue a spe
?ial catalogue called
sALzER's BARGAIN SEED BOOK.
This is brim full of bargain seeds at bar.
gam prices.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.
and receive free sufficient seed to grow s
tons of grass on your lot or farm this
summer and our great Bargain Seed Book
with its wonderful surprises and great
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
Remit &c aud we add a package of Cos
mos, the most fashionable, serviccable,
beautiful annual flower.
John A. Salzcr Seed Co., Lock Draw
er X, La Crosse, Wis.
Oar is times said Uncle Even when
true friendship consists IN beln' liberal WI
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.

"Dar is times, said Uncle Even, when
true friendship consists IN ben' liberal wi
a loan an stlngy WI de wise talk. -
Washington star
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-02-09
Q Tons Grass Hay Free.

Everybody loves lots and lots of fodder
Tor hogs, cows, sheep and swine.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-09
SASKATOON 4
RAIL WAY CENTER
Every Road Building Its Lines in
Western Canada Has Its Plans
Laid for an Entrance Into the
City.

SASKATOON, Saskatchewan, May g.
Whatever else the future may have IN
store for it, Saskatoon seems certaie to
be great railway center. At present 1t
has the Prince Albert branch OF the
Canadian Pacific and the Canadian Nor
thern lies just north of the town and is
about to build a spur line in. Inc
Grand Trunk Pacific main line crosses,
the South Saska tchewan at this point:
The Yorkton and Kirkella branches Of the
Canadian Pacific will be completed here
from the east this season and the Wetas-
kiwin branch will come in from the west.
The joining up of the Kirkella and Wet
askiwin branches will put Saskat oon on
a new trunk line of the Canadian Paclnc
from Winnipeg to Edmonton. The South
Saskatchewan river here affords nav1ga-
ton facilities and an extensive water
power. =,
H. c. Beatty. commissioner of the Sas-
katoon board Of trade, believes that Sas-
katoon will become the chief manufacture
ing and jobbing center of saskatchewan:
He is daily in receipt Of inquiries from all
over the United States and canada reia-
tive to business openings here
For three years past Saskatoon has been
the departing point and base of supplies
for that army Of settlers, largely Amerl-
can, who have come to settle on the rlch
prairie lands that stretch away on all
sides of the town for an indefinite dis
lance The spring movement has already
begun in force and every freight train
brings it's quota of cars containing set
tiers effects