The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-06-22
With the Long Bo,D
?. S. The Sausage Exploded-A Foreign Packinghouse
Crime That Came to Light and Threw Dark Blue
Gloom Over Little Dinner Given by Prominent
! C1ub1nan. 81
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T WAS sad at Little Rock Ark, where j. B..
/ Baremore and his children Emma and James were
fatally poisoned by .ptomaines in sausage But it
was sadder than that of a young society
bachelor of the Chamber Of Commerce who giving
dinner the other night. He tried to perform on
special brand Of sausage with the chatting dish This
is true story.
tsBoys'' said the entertainer unctiousy, ct have
special treat for you tonight in this imported sau
sage ~
Just at this point the confection exploded. An
odor permeated the apartment that described
something frghtfu that the usages of hospitality
were forgotten The four guests looked at one an
other for unimagned fraction of second and then
leaped for and damned together in the doorway
The dinner declared off and the guests scattered
trying in vain to forget it, s...,- y -. Ta It.
It seems that for unimag ined of
tho sausages had gone bad possibly the butcher lef
it in the sun, but it had gone the whole distance.
There halfway measures about it.. $& 9Et.N@
It is just well to get a meat grinder and buy
selected portions of the pig and do your sausag
ing. It may be hard work, but You know more =
At the bankers banquet Senator Elkns deplored
great wealth and spoke feelingy of its burdens. He
declared that poverty and want would yet be banished
from the world. He said: -t@s.~-E. !. +. ---s~<t
sstThere is enough wealth in the world to pre-
vent poverty but have not yet learned how to dis
tribute It. We understand the ways of accumulation,
In this some Of US will differ in toto from the
ator. The ways ct distribution are quite plain to
us, but the ways Of accumulation not simple.
AS sample methods of distribution there the ice
man, the gas man, the coal and the grocer. If
there is any left few cords of wood or sack of
-four for the poor family you know about about
whom somebody is easily able to tell you will dispose
of that handy. We willing to help the senator
the problem Of distribution at any moment. Our time
is his Distribution Of all kinds done with neatness
and dispatch. ..- -. 49,.
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Yankee went down into Death Valley, where it
is hot enough make hairless dog sizze, and while
somebody held umbrella over him he drilled an
artesian well that is throwing up fine brand
Of COOL drnkable water that makes life in that part
Of the desert as comfortable anything of that char
acter can be. " -.
The American in hades before he gives up entirely,
is likely to do some drilling something that will
astonish the hot place into speaking of itself as
summer resort.
Much Of the feeling against motor cars in the coun:
try is due to the disregard an apparent disregard
of the rights of others. The feeling would melt rap
idly if al automobiles understood human nature as
we'll as does the Fargo Forum tells about.
On the back of his machine is large sign thank
you.,' When farmer has pulled out at one side Of a
narrow road to let the automobile go by and then
looking after it GROSSLY, sees that sign he smiles and
feels better. Other motorists have adopted the plan
aud now it is said the farmers will pull an automobile
out of a hole without making sarcastic remarks.
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