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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-15
scHIFF TO SPEAK FOR HAWAIIAN
STEAMSHIPS.
(contlnued from Page ~

you need more than one boat and you
mast not fail to realize plans for an in
dependent steamship line.
when return from my trip to tho
0rient-when I get back to New York,
shall certainly speak OF this matter
Of an independent steamship line for
Hawaii. l am interested in this mat
ter and think can have something
10 say In regard to steamship affairs
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-15
NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given that the fol-
lowing have filed application for liquor
licenses, any protests against the issu'
ance Of these licenses should be filed
In tits Office by Friday. March 80,
1906.
f. II. Pieper-ith Glass, Paia, Maka.
wac Maui.
All Yat-5th Glass, Kealla, s. Kona,
Hawaii.
A. J. CAMPBELL,
Treasurer. Territory of Hawaii.
Treasurer's ONCE, Honolulu, March
.i3, 1906. 3S3O.3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-15
The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.

DEx, published In the Saturday eulie-
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives q
concise and complete resume OF all le'
gal notices, calls for tenders, judg'
nents, building permits and real co
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
75c per month. Weekly Bulletin,
81 per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-15

3 The Weekly Edition of the Evening
the news OF the day. For 81 year.
Bulletin gives a complete summary OF
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-15

Sa,es-Bet. Boards: 100 ookala, S..
so. Session: so Hon. u. & NJ. Co,
SIS; so oahu Sug. Co.. 800.
Dividends--Oahu Sugar Co., IL per
cent; Hawn. Sugar Co. / liz per cent.
o. Il. & l.. Co., l-2 per cent.
Latest sugar quotation, 3.5t cents, or
5000 per ton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-17

shouldn't put yourself on the bargain counter like
that
Chinese
The professor thinks that demand is quite rea-
sonable, considering all things says Pinckney.
And that went with the Baron. Then he has to
shake hands all round, same's if we'd signed terms
for championship go, and him and Pinckney gets
under way for some private high-ball factory over
on the avenue. 1 want sorry to lose em. Some
how wanted to get my mind on something else.
WE'LL 1 put in busy mornin tryin' to teach
blocks and abs couple of youngsters that thinks
and I'd got pound or so off nice plump old
Bishop, who comes here for hand-ball and stunts
like that. l still feelin' bit ugly and wishin
there was somethin stable around to take it on
when in comes Curly Locks and Pinckney again.
HAS he made up his mind that he wants my wad
too?" says to Pinckney.
NO. says he. THE Baron has discovered that
up where Sadie is staying the law requires pro-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-17

aboard the right train at the Grand Central. Then
l went back to the studio lookn so contented that
Swiftly struck for raise
That Monday. Long about Thursday
1 thought might get word from Pinckney or some
of EN-; but there nothn dom.
Somebody's put Curly Locks wise" thinks I,
"or else he's sneaked away to jump off the
dock"
didn't have anyone that afternoon; so was
just workin' off little steam punchin' bag,
doing the long roll and few other stunts. I
getting nicely warmed up, and hittin the balloon
at the rate of about hundred and fifty raps min
ute, when l hears somebody break past Swiftly and
out
Where he iss? Let me to himl"
1t was the Baron, his mustache bristlin' out like
a bottle cleaner and blood in his eye Ha-r-r-r!"
says he in real heavy-villain STYLE You make me
a joke, your
"Gwan!" says l over shoulder. You was
born joke. Sit down and cool off; for it's your
next" and with that goes at the bag again.
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flashin' big, wrist-size wad of tens and fves
Oh he was acquainted, all right.
well" says 1. Sadie's got enough of these put
away to fill two carts like that.
Fetch him? Why, his fingers almost burnt
hole through his gloves.
'Ah-h-h!" SAYS he, and takes little time out to
picture himself dppin into the family pocket book
Course, it want any of my funeral, but when
thinks of sure-enough live one, like Sadie that I'd
always supposed had head like billiard table,
gettn dafy about any such overstuffed frankfurter
as this specimen, felt like some one had showed
blue quarter Worst OF it was, I'd held the step
ladder for her to climb up where such things grow
l was gettin' rawer to the touch every minute
and was tryin' to make up my mind whether to give
the Baron quick down the stairs, or go Off an
leave him to dslocate his neck tryin' to see the
small of his back in the mirror; when in Pinck
ney, with that little sparkle in his eyes that I've
come to know means any kind of sport you're a
mind to name.
"Hello" says he, givin the Baron hand. you
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spective bridegroom to equip himself with mar
rage license. He thinks he'll get one in town and
take it back with him. Now you know all about
such things Shorty, and as have appointment
at twelvethirty, III leave the Baron with you. So
long!' and he gives me the wink he slides out.
Say, had my cue this trip, all right. l couldn't
just why it was, but the Baron had been passed
up to me- He was mine for keeps. | could hang
him out for sign, or wire pan to him. And he
innocent, the Baron was as new boy sent
to the harness shop after strap OIL He'd got his
eyes fixed on the Drowsy Drops bank-account and
he couldn't anything else. He must have sized
me up as sort of Santa Claus that didn't have any
thing to do between but be good to his kind
so you want to take out license, do your"
says I, comm Mr.. Smooth play.
If the professeur would be SO obIge, says he.
"Oh, sure, - says 1. That's my steady job. A
marriage license, chr"
1 had nineteenth story view of the scheme he'd
built up. He means to 60 back heeled with the
permit from me, with the little matter of the two
million ready all cinched, and the weddn papers
in his inside pocket. Then he does the whirlwind
rush at Sadie, and as he dopes it out to himself,
fgurin' on what crusher he is, he don't see how he
lose. And l suppose he thinks he can buy
marriage license most anywhere, same's you can
money order.
With that has stroke of thought. They don't
hit very often, but when they do they come
hard. had to go to the water cooler and grin
into the tumbler. Then I walks up to the Baron
and taps him on the chest
"Patchouli," says l. you come with III
get you Romeo outfit that'n astonsh the natives"
1t took me about two hours, chasin' him down to
the Bureau of Licenses, and huntin' up me old side
partner, Jimmy Fitzpatrick, that's the main guy
helped me out a lot. Hes keen one Jimmy is,
and when he'd got next he threw in a lot of -four
ishes just where they needed most. He
cracked snile either, when the Baron tipped him
dime. - -
didn't let loose of Patchou1i until I'd seen him
stow away that sealed envelop, and had put him
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hight the bag, yknoW Most any I:
catchin' it on his elbows and collar
bone, maxim it drum out tune like
the finish of a Dutch opera. And
that's about all 1 was doin', only
chuckin' few extra pounds into it
maybe. But if you don't know how
easy it is, it looks like curtain-raiser
for manslaughter. And l reckon the
Baron hadn't any idea I'd strip as
bunchy as do
Course there's no tellin' just what
went on in his mind while he stood
h there Swiftly says his mouth come
8 open gradual like bridge draw that's
being swung for tug; and his eyes
began to bug out and the noble
Austrian assault-and- battery blood
faded out of his face sames the red does
in one of Belascos sunsets. And pretty
soon when l thought my little grand
\ stand play'd had chance to sink in,
throws a good stiff one into the bag,
ducks from under, and turns around to
sing out Next" to the Baron.
But he want in sight. Pinckney
was there though, and Sadie behind
him. both 1ookin' wild.
"Hello!" says l. Where's Pat
chouli? He was anxious to
minute ago.
He seemed anxious not to, when
he passed us on the stairs just now,i
says Pinckney.
did he leave any wordl" says 1.
He just said BAIL and jumped
- into cab, says Pnckney:, :,
He didn't hurt you did her" says
Sadie.
What, him?" says l. mot that
now about. But I've got this to tell you, Mrs.
ipworthy if you put any high value on your new
why, Shorty McCabe!" says she, takin' me by
lie shoulders and turnin' them blue eyes of hers
DOLLY haired freak?"
OF of gum machine. Oh, fudge! Pifle! Splash!
IS wonder when / walk don't make noise like
spongeI take some things in so easy. Is it
uious my head never aches?
Pinckney sees how bad l was feelin', and he cuts
to tell me how things had worked out. And say
, you know what that Patchouh had done?
After left him he goes back tckled to DEATH and
ats for an openin'. Then, night when they
as havin big hunt ball, or some kind of swell
nks, he tolls Sadie into the palm-room, drops to
lie mat on his knees and fires off that twin star huff
,eech, begin her to fly with him and be his'n.
a capper he digs UP that envelop, to show her
ere needn't be any hitch in the program.
What's this?" says Sadie, making sudden grab
I'd gettin' the goods With that she lets go string
giggles and streaks it out into the ballroom.
1T is the document of our marriage" says the
aron, maxim bold bluff
aiding it off why, Baron this doesn't give you
,ddler's license and here's the badge, too. If
,u wear this you can stand on the corner and sell
oe-laces and collar buttons. I'd advise you to
do it"
1t was while the crowd was how1in' and pinnin.
e fakirs tag on him that he began to froth at the
outh and tell how he was comm down to make
incemeat of me.
That's why we followed him." says Pinckney-
to avert bloodshed
"If he had so much touched you, Shorty
US Sadie, II would have spent my pile to have had
m sent up for life.
" Oh, it wouldn't have cost that much" says l.
With me thinkin' the way did then maybe there
ouldn't have been whole lot left to send.'
All, look away! I amt tellin' what Sadie did
,xt. But say, she's humnin' bird. Sadie is.
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small of his back in the mirror; when in
ney, with that little sparkle in his e
come to know means any kind of s.
mind to name.
"Hello!" says he, givin' the Baron a
found him, Ell? Hello, Shorty. Got
it all fixed, have your"
Say" says L, pullin' Pinckney
over by the window, did you put
this up on me?"
He said he didn't, honest.
Then take your fat friend by the
hand" says l, land lead him off
where things amt liable to happen
to him."
Why, what's up, Shortly" says
he. Haven't you given him your
blessing, and told him to go in and
VIM"
Switch off, says 1. 1--WE heard
enough of that from the Baron to last
me a year. What's it all about,
anyway? Suppose he has laid his
plans to Miznerize Sadie; what's he
want to come hollerin' about it to
me for? I'm no matrimonial referee,
am II"
l knew somethin' was ticklin'
Pinckney inside; but he put up a
front like a Special Sessions judge.
Baron" says he, calm over to
Patchouli, II forgot to mention that
our friend, the professor, doesn't
understand the European system of
conducting such affairs as this. If
you'll pardon me, III make it clear
to him.
Well, he did, and lot more 1t
seems that the Baron was ringer in
the set where Sadie and Pinckney had
been doing the weekend house-party
act He'd been travelin' on that
handle of his, maxim some broad
jumps and quick shifts, until he'd
worked himself up, from visitors
card at second-rate downtown club,
to the kind of folks that quit New
York at Easter and don't come ba
snow flies again. They don't squint
title in that crowd, you know.
First thing the Baron hears, of CO,
the Drowsy Drop dollars and the girl
He don't lose any time after that in
Sadie. He freezes to her like a Park
boy does to a turkey drumstick {
Christmas dinner, and for Pinckney a
'em it was as good as a play.
HUH" says 1. You're easy ]
you? But want to tell you that it
lot to think that Sadie'd fall for al
huntin' party as that.
What ho!" says Pinckney. III
plication that we hadn't suspected"
"Meanin' which," says 1.
Perhaps it would be better to post
PLANTATION, says he; but l sympath
state of mind, Shorty. However, W
done, and meanwhile the Baron is wa
9. 1t wouldn't S11rnrise me none - ga
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you? But want to tell you that it grouches
lot to think that Sadie'd fall for any such wad-
huntin' party as that"
What ho'' says Pinckney. Here's a COM
plicaton that we hadn't suspected,
Meanin' which," says l.
Perhaps it would be better to postpone that
PLANTATION" says he; "but sympathize with your
State of mind, Shorty. However, what's done is
done, and meanwhile the Baron is waiting
1t wouldn't surprise none," says l, "to hear
that that's his trade. But say, what kind of
is it that brings him to me? amt got that straight
yet"
Pinckney goes to say as how the foreign style
of negotiatin for girl is or less of business
proposition; and that Sadie, not havin' any old
folks handy to make the DEAL and maybe not havin'
the game clear in her mind shoves him my
way, just offhand
ITO be sure" says Pinckney whatever arrange
ments you may happen to make will not be binding,
but they will satisfy the Baron. So just act if
you had full authority, and we'll if there any
little details that he wants to mention"
Sure enough, there He handed 'em to me
easy; oh, nice and easy! He didn't want much for
a starter-jus trife put within easy reach before
francs.
No Jims Joes?" says I.
The Baron is accustomed to reckoning in francs.
says Pinckney. He two million dollars
1.-TWO million cases?" says l, catchin' my breath.
Well, say! had to take another look at him. If
could think well of myself as that wouldn't ask
no better. =
"Patchouli," says I, you're too modest. You
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Who Was
Fooled e
By MABEL MTcEIAHs
coppri0it. ms, Bs Izosaer spyqg,s
o. MABEL MIcHAHS


Billy Parker grinned joyousiy. Il
would be such good joke on Miss Al
len to send the letter. Here Hugh mad
been In the Philippines for two years.
what would she think when she reeely-
"a n local letter in the wei remember
ed handwriting
In his minds eye he could see her
eagerly tearing open tho letter IN the
postofiice. he would be outside to yen
eAprii fooIg7 Miss Allen always stop
ped for her mail on her way to school
There could be no possible chance OF a
slip mp II he mailed the letter Sunday
He had been looking in Hughs desk
for some fsh hooks when he had rum
across the envelope, carefully tucked
away In the bottom Of the drawer.
There had been a time when. he had
carried a lot OF the selfsame sort Of let
rerss to the teacher, but that had been be
fore Hugh began to Talk about the Phil
IppInes as a place for young men 70
grow up with the country
All day Sunday Billy grinned over
his anticipated Joke, and Monday morn
irg he entirely ignored the flannel
cakes that he might be certain to be
at the postomce in time and went on
leaving his mother greatly concerned
over bis failing appetite. Usually Billy
preferred danneI cakes to. promptness
at school
BE had not long to wait, for present
IL Nita Allen came brtskly along and
entered the postof1ce. AS she turned
away Billy noted that she held in her
hand only a long blue enTeiope and
newspaper. he thought regretfully OF
the fnnnel cakes as he realized that
his April fool had miscarried and turn
ed and followed Miss Allen down the
street.
There were the usual pranks played
in the school yard, but Billy, always
TIC lender in all mischief. stood apart
snd wondered. BE was certain that he
fad su51nped the letter properly, and
..Iiy,vay Mr.. Meade would have given
e. Lei. er to her and collected the mon
y LAD Che stamp fallen on. 1t was
something he could not understand
though he puzzled his brain until the
last bell rang. and he slipped into his
seat Just In time.
Some one must have been playing
foxes on the teacher. for her eyes
snapped and about her I1oIth there
pIayed a smile that made Billy want to
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.TLiErEETEIiNa PERIoD.

>. -. ~, .r.-eSraS-ifr nIenn sicE-
ness Eiof the -Hnby.
The belief that cutting the first teeth
mems Illness for Infants IS an e1zplod-
ed theory. according to ihe head physl-
clan OF the Nursery aud Chiid's hosp
tai. who declares that there Is no more
reason why healthy young child
should be sick when teething than AZ
any other time, says the New 4oEA
Telegram
ssIt has always been subject OF GU
rfous interest to me why the majority
az mothers. ana other persons, too,
should think that baby must have an
kinds of ailments when getting Its hrsr
teetIi.7 be said. aside from being lrr1-
table. having a slight rise In tempera-
ture at morning or night occasional
disorders with the stomach and the de-
sire to be constantly chewing on some
thing. the normal child In good condi-
zion should be free from Illness ysniie
cutfing its teeth The ailments In nine
case4 ont OF ten attributed to teething
arc caused from some other source,
and for that reason a little one who ap,-
pears to be weak and really indisposeo
should be placed under the care OF
physician for treatment
'sThers Is no exRct period at Wnlen
teeth should begin to show Some pa
bIes have them sooner than others. Out
II none has appeared at the end OF SIX
months would advise motner 70
consult a doctor, for by that time the
normal infant should have had several.
The easiest and most natural way Tor
them to come is in pairs. though have
known many youngsters to get four Ut
q lime"
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c...h,,- Your shadovv.

.syou 90 out said the Malay lady,
ION the night before the fun moon and
ztand with your back to the moon and
vour face to an ant hill, SO that your
shadow falls on the ant hill. Then
You reclte certain jampi Qncantadonsl
and. bending forward, Try to embrace
your shadow. II you fail try again
several times. repeating more lncnnta-
lions. II not successful go the next
night and make a further effort and
The night after II necessary-three
nights In all. If you cannot then catch
your shadow wait tin the same day IN
the following month and renew the at
.tempt. Sooner or later you VIII sue
coed. and as you stand there In the
.brflIinnce of the moonlight you VIII see
tlnat YOU have drawn your shadow into
yourself; and your body VIII never
arnin cast q shade Go home, and In
Inc night, whether sleeping or waking,
the form of "A child will appear before
Won and put out its tongue. Tnat
seize. and 1t will remain. while the
rest of the child disappears. In a little
while the tongue will turn into some
shinR that breathes-a small ANIMAL
reDtIIe or Insect-nnd when you see
mat the creature has life put Il In a
bottle. and the peIsit IS yours. SWEET
tenham's MALAY Sketches"
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hing her. Even when Ned Matthews
sought to pick up reader only TO
,ove II ierked from beneath his grasp
Inv n bit of thread Miss Allen only
Iool,ad the other way and tapped WIN
nor nencil on the desk. though surely
Mt other times the source OF this
Demonstration would have been al
patent to her as to the class.
During the lunch hour Blliys Inys
tificatfon was further increnseo' IOE'
stopping at the postofice, he asked ZOE
mail for Miss Allen 'She was e1Pe ~,
Ine, two letters this morning, and she
only got one" he e1piillneu " ~
400 ON with your April fool Jokes,
ne laughed good naturedly. Sne sOe
two letters this morning
Puiy kneyv better, hut there was NO
,,so osl.Inr questions. he had seen her
come ont with just the one DIG en-,
y,eIone and that was from the scn0Ol
committee. The other was not unoeE
tI,s bIe, one. for he had pretended 20
= ror, his. coo ms an excuse to look AT tne
under side and there had been notnins
ant IL Billy had hung about Ine
schoolroom instead Of pursuing MS N,
vestigations at the postothee ne w ,.,it
have seen that Mr.. Meade was i l,s.,o
for on tencher,s desk was tho enYeiU ~
he had dropped into the box ana .i ior
fine tenth time teacher. with glowing
rbeeks. was reading the note.
81 have not the courage to spe al.+,,. -
RIM. "but 1 am coming back Mo s21li ,
On the 4:ss. II your answer Is = ! =,
win Won meet me at the trainf II you
are not there shall lSnow-the ahs w..
Is No. but II you can ma II IN 49,. 49,
heart to love me, dear. plense IN
s,,,sJrr, ON the night train, and we sLlilii
49,, $50 : CHANCE to walk home alone.
the explanation was yerY siInpis:
s,,s had slIpped the envoI5 Inside OF
TIC folds OF the PspAe gicshel had re- sc,
sslvss TT It. BH1ei 86 asssTe. aud
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MARRIAeE.
me DeveIopuent of woman and the
Passing OF AIntriTnOuy-

me DeveIopunent of woman and the
Passing OF AIhtrinOny-
1t Is voman-s refusal to mnrry ana
woman's restIveness in marriage-for
the Immense majority OF our divorces
are asked for by the wife-which SO
alarm us today.
For both these facts there is the
same expIanation-the character OF our
women is changing faster than the
character OF matrimony- The women
of the past were as children compared
with the women of tOdny-
Some few great names there always
were to show what was possible to the
sex, but the majority were Ignorant
weak and absolutely Isolated Today
In Americn our women are as well ed
ucated as men IN many cases, often
even more so, and then wide rendtng
and general acquaintance with facts OF
life, past aud present. together with
rapidly increasing organization among
them. give them i character and cour-
age previously unknown.
This change Is not, as some thinkers
claim, a morbid demand for masculine
power and privilege. 1t has nothing 10
do with Sex II is the development OF
the hI1manncss I'm woneH.--Charlotre
Perkins Gilman in IIarpers Bazar.
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FOR SALE OR RENT-Two-stoly
store building, rooms 20x54 feet:
two warerooms attached 1880 feet
one stable adjoining, 16x19 feet
Ola established stand for ID years.
Possession to be given April Lat.
located In Adamston, W. Va. For
fUTEher particulars inquire OF
Rhodes & Rhodes, attorneys, Jacobs
building, Clarksburg. mar9tt.
FOR RENT-Single rooms, two
suites of rooms also rooms for
Heht housekeeping. The Savoy
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Auditor and Accountant


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