The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-21

that Buster" Depew said Damn the newspapers Whether he said it or not, damning does not always damn.
 
 The outfield of the Coal Barons is beginning to bat Horseshoe" Smith led off on Thursday, and the rest will yet rise to his standard.
 
 Tsi An and Teddy can talk about things over direct new cable, which will make for peace trade, and good understanding all around. Carlos Smith should move to Bir- mingham and become the great and good successor of Mayor Ward. We need batting mayor.
  Alcohol that has been denaturalized, to use dictionary word, becomes de- naturized, to use a congressional word of modern coinage.
 ---s@- As the sayants would make nothing by giving a short weight. 1t is probable that Mother Earth will be correctly weighed.
 It is regrettable that the home team cannot regain it's percentage "1000." One little misstep took that from us forever.
 In the future a man in reduced cir cumstances may be merely a billion aire who has had his fortune regulated.
  A lock of Dickens hair brought $40 the other day. A copy of David Cop perfeld" would be more valuable.
 
 Many of the smaller towns in Cali fornia need aid.-Santa Rosa, for ex- ample No dollar will go amiss. Souvenir postal cards furnished many newspaper pictures of San Fran cisco that appeared yesterday. South Dakotas chief industry is suffering from a solar plexus blow de- livered by the supreme court.
  Ellis Island is the only crater we have in this country, and it is covering the land with human beings Russia's great leader has an impos- ing name at any rate. Petrunkevitch is not a name to trife with. 1t is an event of unusual moment when Ida Tarbell makes talk without referring to Standard Oil.
 
 Birmingham begs to assure Atlanta that 1t has a baseball team that knows how and when to score. Gorkys companion is woman with a revolutionary past, to say nothing of her social chapters.
 ------------------- The worst in San Francisco is now known. and the work of restoration will be begun at once.
  A New York novelist is to marry her publisher. This Is one way to settle royalties.
 Gorky did not know that he was in Spotless Town when he stepped foot in New York.
 Carnegies defence Is brief and to the point-he says the Atlanta woman did it first.
 Maxim Gorky finds it difficult to keep ont of iail in Russia, and in a hotel in America.
 After all, Dowie had to fall back on practical and prosaic injunction. Carlos simply has to bat up to his Birmingham Horseshoe" --------- Gorky has disappeared in hole and drawn the hole in after him. ,----- Cold cream ze.ce cream will usher in the good ( rrmmer time.
 e lh----- How wo, ho ,fou like to carry the bats and get Fra)r nothing. t--..-
 San hcisc', will rise again, fairer and gre; CT than ever. Burglars also believe in limiting the size of great fortunes.  The new issue is fortunes swollen beyond healthy limits. ----..-
 The object of the Aero club is to get off the earth.
 
 GOOD ADVICE. From the Knoxville Sentinel Stick to your fannels until they stick to you.
 WE'D WIN. From the Memphis News-Scmitsr. If we only knew about those long shots in time,
 GREAT SPEECH. From the Charleston News and Courier.