The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1906-09-07

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The sweet boy graduates are OF two
classes those who hunt for Jobs and
those who accept positions. New York
Mail.
Wheat h 10 cents cheaper a bushei
than at this time last year. Bread
should be cheaper. too.-New York
World.
From the way the rubber trust II
stretching ont one can see that its d.
rectors favor an elastic policy New
York Herald.
The Russian peasant Ii taking adj
vantage OF the calm that precedes the
storm to get In his harvest. Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
Dowie has been ousted from Zion
City By the courts. Now Ii the time for
him to make good" as a ..restorer. -
New York Herald
The people of this country wanted to
know what they were eating. and. hav-
Ing found out. are not quite happy
Philadelphia Ledger.
It Will probably suit the Russian ter
rorists as well to scare the car to
death as to smite him with bomb
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Now Boston scientist has dlscoy.
cred seventeen varieties OF germs on
ten-dollar bin. Boil your ten-doiiar
bills Washington Post.
There 10 only one bridge that never
| goes down under stress OF weather. and
that Is being played at summer resorts.
New York Commercial.
Before being shot. General stoessel
Il to be dismissed from the army. That
means he u to be fred FIRST ana shot
afterward. Washington Post.
About the easiest Job now In sight In
st. Petersburg would be that OF taking
the census of the American residents Of
that city.--New York Tribune.
"Uncharted rock" says the captai-
OF the siro. Four hundred lives Ii q
high price for such nh addition to cart
ography New York American.
sir Thomas Upton IL coming for that
cup with two yachts next time. All
right--if two yachts can vail faster
than Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Carnegie Steel Company win
drill a well 5000 feet. What an ex.
cellent hole for President Corey to
crawl into. Philadelphia Ledger.
Back. back to your pasoda. bat-eyed
Gaekwar Of Baroda well for you you'd
left orr beaches ere you failed 10 praise
our peaches.--New York American.
Pittsburg has way Of keeping 10
the news. what with rich men who
marry actresses and bank cashiers who
turn defaulters.--New FORK World.
A university professor claims II Il
possible to live without brains. Has
probably examined the fellow who
rocked the boat.--New York American.
Or. Andrew D. white says that muir
der trials are farcieai. Perhaps be re-
fers to those conducted In the columns
" the yellow prexs.--Philadeiphia Led
ger.
injury W. f1VAtRAs NAnAs1f VI NHS
ruined Chicago bank, says he knew
nothing about the iootins. Why didn't
hef That's his business philadelphia
Press.
II the proposed method OF making
paper from cotton stalks proves sue
cess the American forests Will feel
little less pprehenslys.--New York
World.
The Ice trust fears d famine because
II cannot get enough men to handle it
product. Has II tried Offering wages al
big as It's prents?-- Philadelphia In,
qnirer
Heads ron lose, tails we win seerns
to be about the show some Of the Chi.
cago banks give their depositors for
their money nowadays--New York
Commercial.
Maxim Gorky Ii making q lot Of noise
not dissimilar 10 that Of q man who
has been looted of the front stoop
and II trying to stifIe his rags.--Phila.
delphla Press.
II must be highly diserfing TO the
Japanese 10 watch the Russians smash.
Ing that part OF their armament that
did not get into the late unpleasant
ness. Chicago Post.
BY the way. what has become OF our
old friend Count witte? From his con
tinued silence we infer that he Is se-
erected somewhere among the tail grass.
Philadelphia Press.
New York Is suffering from d short.
age Of choSus girls. There doesn't seem
to be any relief In sight unless the man
ayers lower the age limit to 42.--Phil
adelphia North American.
The English judge who bars sketch
Ing or scenes in the divorce court sefs
a good example. The courts and their |
proceedings should not be exploited fof
popular amusement. New York Trlb
une.
Colonel watterson II curious IL
know II the new slang skIddoo Ii ans
improvement on the cid Slang skeeass