The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1906-07-13

meat, on the ground, no doubt, that il
interferes with the limburger market
Burton of Kansas has not yet gone te
Jail. Perhaps he is waiting for them
to build a Jail according to his own
specifications.
"The only man who can beat Bryan
next time" is popping up all over the
country. When the proper time comes
one of them will do it.
African Bishop Turner says this coun-
try "is vestibule of hell for the ne
gro." 1t is the Bishops business to
steer his flock in the, other direction.
The closing of National Chairman
Taggart's two gambling halls will en-
able him to devote his whole time to
the Democratic congressional campaign.
1T makes little difference if man
does lose few inches of his intestines,
says a Philadelphia surgeon. That is
to say, as long as he pays for the oper-
aClOn IN ADVANCE.
There were $3.50 laws enacted at the
recent session of congress, and the law
presumes that every, person in the
United States, including congressman
themselves, know every one of them.
The past week witnessed the momen-
tary temperance of two old-timers in
politics Dick Croker, once Tammany
boss in New York, and Jim Jones, once
of Arkansas. Both shouted for Bryan
and then ducked out of sight.
It has been discovered that congress
made no appropriation to carry out the
provisions of the pure food bill. 1t
therefore begins to look as though the
poor public will have to eat brick dust
for cayenne pepper little while longer.
The Douma has little sense of the
proprieties by making. a bill abolishing
the death penalty it's first legislative
achievement. No country needs few
well-chosen executions more than Rus
sia. The trouble is that the wrong per-
son usually suffers.
Senator Beveridge was presented
by the president with the pen with
which he signed the meat bill. In view
of the strenuous nature of the proceed
ings that led up to the act, he might,
with equal appropriateness, have pre-
sented him with meat ak.
Our English cousins are hard to sat-
isfy in spite of our warm demonstration
of friendship. It appears from testi-
mony recently taken before parlamen
tary committee that they do not like
our cigarettes. But as free-born Brit
ons they are not compelled to smoke 'em.
French officials are considering a
scheme for providing a standing army
of long-service men, one feature of
which is to be the compulsory enlist.
ment of French school boys in national
rifle corps, so that from their earliest
years they may be accustomed to habits
of discipline and knowledge of arms.
The expulsion of Count Boni from
the French chamber for bribery comes
too late to be of much value. It is gen.
orally understood that the count will
not hereafter be in position to indulge
in wholesale bribery to any great ex-
tent since he will be separated from his
American wife's millions.
An ardent union leader. impressing
on his hearers in New York the duty of
patronizing union-made goods only,
said: IF 60 into saloon for glass
of beer and I see non-union bologna, I
walk right out" In these days of
troublesome disclosures the wary work.
ingman might be justified in side-step-
ping the mysterious bologna, no matter
what the label.