Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-07-06

I'm hoping the conductor will come
In and give us all a tip to take to
the imber because the cops are going
to pinch the room, but there's nothing
doing.
One Of the danes on my right I'm Is
her voice and passes it around
"Oh, think It's a perfect fright!
always did dgtest electric blue, any.
way It is so unbecomlng, an
then"
I've just decided that this lady
ought to make up as a Swede servant
girl and play the part, when her friend
hooks in:
oh. yes; | think il will look per.
fectly sweet, It Is a foulord in one
of those new neliotrOpe tints, made
with a crepe &c chine cnemisctte, with
second vest peepng out on either
side OF the front over an embroidered
satin vest and cut in scallops on The
edge, finished with a mll ruche Of
white chiffon, and the sleeves are :lst
too tight for any use and tho Skin is
too long for any good, and decllre
the lining Is too sweet! and just hate
to wear 1t ont on the street and ger It
soilel, and was going to have it made
with a tunlc, and Mrs. Wigway-
that's my brothcr.in.law first cousin
she had hers made to wear with
gumpes-and they are so economical.
and"
Think Of a guy having to ride fou'
miles and get mis- forehead famed al,
the while VITA talk about fouIard and
crepe &c chine and guimpes!
Wouldn't 1t lead you to a padded
cell?
say! was down and out-no Kid.
ding!
wanted 70 get MP and GSht the
door'tcnlcr, but | couldn't
One OF the conyorsationaists was
sitting on my overcoat.
felt that II got up and called my
CT baCe 90 Para she might lose the
.vfead al ncr story, ana the jar would
ue Something frightful.
SO sat st.ll and saved her life.
The one on my right must have been
the Lady President Of The Hammer
Club.
She was talking about some other
girl and she didn't DO a thing to the
absent one.
She said she was syelte.
| suppose that's Dago for a shine.
That's the way with some womca.
They cant come right out and call an.
other woman a polish They have to
beat around the bush ami chase their
friends To the swaps by throwing
things like "syelte" at them. Tush!
tried to due, the foreign tattle on
my right ana by so doing I'm next to
this on my left;
"oh, yes; think politics is just too
lovely! | don't know whether Id
rather be a Democrat or a Republi
can, but | think-oh! just look at the
hat that woman has on! Isn't that
fright? Wonder II she trimmed II
herself OF course she did; you can
tell by"
I'm gasping for breath when tne
broad lady across the aisle gets the
floor:
mo, in1eeo! | didn't have Eliza
vaccinated. Why, she's too small yet
and don't you know my sisters hus
bands brothers child was vaccinated.
and she is younger than our Eliza, but
don't Just care, don't want"
Then the sweet giTlish thing on my
left gave me the corRscrew jab.
1t was the finish;
Isn't that lovely? Wei, as | was
telling you, Charlie came last night
and brought Mr.. Storeclose with him.
Mr.. Storeclose is awfully nice. He
plays the mandolin just 100 sweet for
anything, and"
Me!-to the oyster beds No male
impersonators garroting a mandolin
not any in mine!
When | want to taKe course in
music I'll climb into a public library
and read how Badly Sloane wrote the
Tiger Lily with one hand tied behind
him and his feet on the plano.
So | fell of the car and crawled
home to mother.
Copyright, 1901, by q. W. Dillingham; Col