Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-10-12
yards-wide horse-thief, and would steal
the last grain of wheat from q chicken
thatwas poor, lame and blind.

yards-Wlde hOrse-thlef, and would steal
the last grain Of wheat from q chicken
thatwas poor, lame and blind.
We intend to speak plainly.
A man need not think after doing
this dirty tenderfoot trick, that he ever
will succeed in any business that he
may engage in. If this low and de.
praved man goes to the oyster festival
at the church, he will never find in the
bowl OF soup the oyster that he longs
for; no sir, the poor, hardworking
oyster is next to him and wants moth
ing to do with him in any way, matter,
form or shape.
He will always be unlucky.
If he is suddenly called away on q
hasty trip, he will find out when he
reaches the railway station that the
train he wanted left fifteen minutes
ago.
He 10 left.
III he had not stopped the paper, and
had paid for it, like man should, he
would have caught his train, by simply
reading the time-card in every issue of
our paper. If he buys q suit of clothes
to-day, tomorrow he will learn that
he could have bought the same suit 50
cheaper at the next store below.
"The way Of the transgressor is
hard"
This is some of the bad luck he will
have in all of his transactions il he
does not pay his subscription. Far
better to pay the printer; for verify
l say unto you, that it is "the only
way to happiness and everlasting JOY"
We don't know if the foregoing quota.
tion is correct or not, but our inten.
tions are good in making it.
This fellow is mean at home, beats
the children and kicks the dog, when
kindness would be the proper thing.
He is so mean and stingy that he
talks through his nose to save the
wear and tear OF his mouth; will also
use the wart on the back of his neck
for collar.button to save FIVE cents.
Pay the editor.
What a sermon could be preached
with the above three words for text.
Yes, indeed, pay the editor. You
then will be successful in your busi-
ness dealings, will not be skinned"
when you take the long thought OF
trip to Seattle. 1t is written 60. You
will be kind to your children, to the
dog, and even will want to hug and
kiss your mother in .law-God forgive
US for lying!
You will be heir to a rich claim in
Alaska, left by q deceased uncle; be.
come power in your city; live to
good old age, and when you die you
will have . two-column in pica.set-
solid notice Of your early and un.imely
demise. and probably the foreman
might take time to reverse the column
rules for you.
Rene mber it takes pencils, ink and
just few pennies to run this sheet,
for
How dear to our hearts is the old silver
dollar,
When some kind subscriber presents
it to view,
The Liberty head without necktie or
collar,
And all the strange things that to us
seems so new.
The wide-spreading eagle, the arrow
heads DER it,
The stars and the words with the
strange things they tell,
The coin of our fathers, we're glad that
we know it,
For some time or other twill come in
right we'll.
The spread-eagle dollar, the star-span.
gled dollar,
The old silver dollar, we all love so
well.
No old clothes worn ou. by boy 16
years OF age will be taken at this office
In exchange for subscription, as the
writer Of this article weighs three hun.
dred pounds and cannot use them.
Cabbage, turnips, carrots, rotten po.
tatoes and wormy apples, along with
a load of green. soggy wood will be &C.
cepted as usual.
The first man to pay US cash, or as
Charlie Besserer. editor of the old
Walla Walla Watchman, used to say,
d" The first man to put oil in our lamp"
for . years subscription, will be given
. handsome picture in two colors,
namely. black and white, showing as
il does, true to life, how the editor OF
this paper, and family, look while
to death.
Come early and avoid the rush, as
We have only limited number OF the
photos left.