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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
CASUAL PHILOSOPHY.

What one goes into debt for, nine
times out of ten, is luxury.
A man always making excuses
leaves himself no time for making
anything else.
Whoever wastes time broodine
over time earlier wasted ages so much
the faster.
looks but it usually catches those that
havn't the looks.
Business based upon friendship
threatens both; friendship based up
on business strengthens both.
That man can best ignor the en-
nifty of those who don't understand
him who goes home to a wife who
does.
Dishonesty, in it's last essence, is
the forsaking of permanent advant-
ages for those that are merely tenn
porary.
It runs in circle. If trouble drives
you to drink, drink leads you to more
trouble, and there you are.
II duquililty is d guest W entertain,
but take care that she does not bring
along her twin sister,-ennui
1t is good deal easier to pray for
mems souls than to pour balm into
their wounds,-not to mention that 1t
csts less,
The supreme court has not yet de
cided which is the weaker mamie
who is not able to see his own weak
ness, + he who has no faith in himself.
The millionaire who has caught up
with fortune by turning sharp corners
is much poorer than the bankrupt
who failed doing his honest best.
That much talked-of "armor of sus-
picion" may protect the wearer once
in while, but usually it is of about
as much help as a winter ulster in Il
hundred-yard dash
From an intellectual point Of view
that some time of ones life is most
wasted when he tries in a spirit OF
dumb loyalty, to admire all those
things that are popularly considered
Observation-Disclosures James Price in
Success Magazine.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA
A Desperately Serious Case Cured BY
Or. Williams Pink Pills.

Brought to the very verge of starva-
ton by the rejection of all nourishment,
her vitality almost destroyed, the re-
covery of Mrs. J. A. Wyatt, of No. 1889
Seventh street, Des Moines, Iowa,
seemed hopeless. Her physicians utterly
failed TO reach the seat of the difficulty
and death must have resulted if she had
not pursued an independent course sug-
gested by her sisters experience
Mrs. Wyatt says: II had pain in the
region of the heart, palpitation and
shortness of breath SO that l could not
walk very fast. My head ached very
badly and l was seized with vomiting
spells whenever l took any food. A doc
tor was called who pronounced the
trouble gastritis, but he gave me no re-
lief Then l tried a second doctor with
out benefit. BY this time l had become
very weak. could not keep the most
| delicate broth on my stomach, and at
the end of a month was scarcely more
than skin and bone and was really starry.
ing to death.
"Then Irecalled how much benefit my
sister had got from DR.. Williams Pink
Pills and decided to take them i'll place
of the doctors medicine. 1t proved a
wise decision for they helped me as
nothing else had done. Soon / could
take weak tea and crackers and steadily
more nourishment. In two weeks was
able to leave my bed. DIR. Williams
/ Pink Pills Were the only thing that
checked the vomiting and as soon as that
was stopped my other difficulties left me.
home. praise DR.. Williams Pink Pills
I am thoroughly convinced of their
merit"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists and by the DR. Williams Med.
icine Co., Schenectady, NY.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
WITHIN THE FIRELleHT,s GLOW.


We sit within the firelight's glow
The girl love and 1;
And shadows come and shadows go,
AS sparks leap ont and die.
In distant corners turks the gloom
That lately passed us by;
The brightest spot in all the room
Alone we occupy
Were there no fire to give US light
1t would be quite the same
No darkness, but her eyes, star bright,
Might kindle into flame.
And there's no silence, bEt her voice
Might waken into tune;
My heart just listens to rejoice
AS fondly we commune.
| turn my eyes from her dear face
To pictures in the fire;
They lumine rather than efface
That of my hearts desire
So be it in our after years
That light of joy and peace
May still be hers, though seen through
tears,
Till beth our lives shall cease.
George Birdseye.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
Wind.

Lieutenant Bevan of the Drake was
talking at the New York horse show
about rough weather
Some one told the old story about
the winter cay when it was so windy
that the crows all had TO walk home
Lieutenant Bevan laughed at the
story. saying he could see the black
crows trudging along the road against
the wind. Then he went on:
But that wind could have been
nothing to one that my boatswaR
talks about
This wind the boatswain de
clares, "came on in the Bay of Bis
cay, and it blew so hard that if took
four men to hold the captains hat
on, and even then it blew all the anch,
ors off the bottom of his coat
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
The Best Guaranty of Merit
Is Open Publicity.

Every bottle of DIR. Pierce's world.
famed medicines leaving the great labo-
ratory at Buffalo, N. Y, has printed
upon its wrapper all the ingredients
entering into its composition. This fact
alone places DR.. Pierce's Family Medi-
cines in a class all by themselves. They
cannot be classed with patent or secret
medicines because they are neither. This
is why so many unprecedented physicians
prescribe them and recommend them to
their patients. They know what they
are composed of, and that the ingredients
are those endorsed by the most eminent
medical authorities
The further fact that neither DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. the
great stomach tonic. liver invigorator.
heart regulator and blood purifier, nor his
"Fayorite Prescription for weak, over
worked, broken-down, nervous women.
contains any alcohol, also entities them
to place all by themselves.
Many years ago, DR.. Pierce discovered
that chemically pure glycerine, of proper
strength, is a better solvent and preserv-
alive of the medicinal principles resid-
ing in our indigenous, or native. medi-
cinal plants than is alcohol: and, further.
more, that it possesses valuable medicinaf
properties of its own, being demulcent,
nutritive, antiseptic, and a most efficient
antiferment.
Neither of the above medicines con.
tainS alcohol, or any harmful, habit
forming drug, as win be seen from q
glance at the formula printed on each
bottle wrapper. They are safe to use and
potent to cure.
Not only do physicians prescribe the
above, non-secret medicines largely, but
the most Intelligent people employ them
people who would not think of using
the ordinary patent, or secret medicines.
Every ingredient entering into the COM
position of DIR. Pierce's medicines has
the strongest kind of an endorsements
from leading medical writer's of the
several schools of practice. No other
medicines put up for like purposes has
any such professional endorsement.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation., Constipation is the cause Of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. One vPellet" Is a gentle
laxative. and two.a mild cathartic. Drug
gists sell them, and nothing is rjust a.
good. Easy to take as CANDY.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
WORST FORM OF ECZEMA.
Black Splotches All Over Face-Affect-
ed Parts Now Clear as Ever-Cured
by the Cuticura Remedies.

by the Cuticura Remedies.
about four years ago | was aft
fiicted with black splotches all over
my face and few covering my body,
which produced severe itching irri-
tation. and which caused me a great
deal of annoyance and suffering, to
such an extent that | was forced to
call in two of the leading physicians
of my town. After a thorough exami-
nation of the dreaded complaint they
announced it TO be skin eczema in it's
worst form. They treated me for the
same for the length of one year, but
the treatment did me no good. Finally
my husband purchased a set of the
Cuticura Remedies, and after using the
contents of the first bottle of Cuticura
Resolvent in connection with the Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment. the breaking
out entirely stopped. | continued the
use of the Cuticura Remedies for six
months. and after that every splotch
was entirely gone and the affected
parts were left as clear as ever. The
Cuticura Remedies not only cured me
of that dreadful disease, eczema, but
other complicated troubles as WELL Liz
zie f. Sledge, $40 Jones Ave, Selma,
Ala, Oct. %, 1905
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
THE AFTER DINNER SPEAKER.

Il have quit" says Simeon Ford,
the well-known after-dinner orator.
Another still more eminent post-pran
dial light seems to have been doused,
and several other table takers of rep
utation sidestepped the dinner where
the abdication of Mr.. Ford was an
nounced. Perhaps the gentlemen
the agreeable point of table d'hote
claret are at last asking themselves
just where they come in.
Like poor Yorick, their flashes oil
merriment are wont to set the table
in roar; but the dining habit, if one
INDUCES it to the full and yields 70
the fiattering opportunities of the
banqueting public, will put its victim
where Hamlet found the court testers
skull. Even without that lugubrious
conclusion, with few years of dining
and talking comes a dawning and dis
concerning consciousness of having
embarked in the free vaudeville bust
ness. The popular after-dinner speak.
er whose presence is courted by cir
cles of admiring strangers is haunted
at last by the suspicion that phono-
graph. kinetoscope or Little
Egypt would have suited nearly as
well as himself.
The after dinner speech, appetizing
intellectual syllabub as 1t is. is not TO,
the ear of the stranger or mere az
quaintance. When on pleasure bent
one does not take his meals with
either. The possession of pretty wit
puts one under no valid obligation to
forsake "old friends, old manners, ola
books, old wine" in order TO sup in
alien comparatively York Mail.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
HOW'S ThjS2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh than cannot he cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorab. in all business
traI 5actions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price Toe per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take HALLS Family pills for consiipatlon
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
A NECESSARY EVIL.
Experience of "a Minister Who Tried
to Think that of Coffee

to Think that of Coffee
"a descendant of the Danes. n ma
| ton of coffee drinkers. | used coffee
freely till | was 20 years Old writes
a clergyman from Iowa. AT that time
l was student at Biblical Institute.
and suddenly became aware of the fact
that my nerves had become democrat
lied, my brain dull and sluggish and
that insomnia was fastening its hold
upon me.
Il was loath to believe that these
things. came from the coffee | was
drinking, but at last was forced to that
conclusion, and quit it.
Il was so accustomed to hot table
beverage and felt the need of it so
much, that after abstaining from coffee
for time and recovering my health.
went back to it, | did this several
times, but always with disastrous re-
suits. ! had about made up my mind
that coffee was a necessary evil.
About this time a friend told me
that | would find Postum Food Coffee
'tA3 4hN anu III lldils respects away
ahead of coffee So bought some and.
making it very carefully according to
the directions. we were delighted to
find that he had not exaggerated in the
least. From that day to this we have
liked it better than the old kind of
coffee or anything else in the way of a
table drink.
ats use gave me. in very short
time, an increase in strength. elearness
of brain and steadiness of nerves; and
sleep. restful and restoring. came back
to me.
81 am thankful that we heard of
Postum. and shall be glad to testify at
any time to the good it has done me-"
Name given by Postum Co. Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's reason. Read the little book.
1.-The Road tn MELVILLE" in pkgs
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

The kidney secretions had been disor-
dered and irregular, and contained a
heavy sediment, but in weeks time
the urine was clear and natural again
and the passages regular. Gradually
the aching and soreness left my back
and then the lameness. used six boxes
to make sure of a cure, and the trouble
has never returned"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

fat in bed. suffering
fortunes with my back.
Every m ov e m e n t
caused an agonizing
pain, and the persist
ency of it exhausted
me, so that for a time
| was daZed and stu
pid. On the advice of
a friend | began using
DOan's Kidney Pills
and soon noticed a
change for the better.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

Osian Marsh Petit, aged So years,
of Kenosha, died suddenly in a Chi
cage hospital. His father was lieu
tenant governor of Wisconsin. AS an
officer of the Petit Mating company
he was well known in the business
world. He was mayor of Kenosha for
three terms.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

Sandy-"Gritty George went up dc
road an told de ladies' in de ways.oe
cottages dat once had a castle n
France an an automobile"
DuSty-'Gee! Wild such a press
agent as dat yer ought to git on de
stage"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
Shakes.

Gunner-"Here comes old Rounder.
He is a great one for shaking for the
drinks"
Guyer-"Yes, and after he gets the
drinks he shakes more than ever"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
Rich, Juicy Radishes Free.

Every body loves juicy, tender radishes
Salzer knows this, hence he offers to send
you absolutely free sufficient radsh seed
to keep you in tender radishes all sum
mer long and his great
sALzER's BARGAIN SEED BOOK.
with it's wonderful surprises and great
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

Think. anu when you arrive at
conclusion, deliver Il. Do not he
afraid to differ with others. In the
contest the truth is made known.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

James M. Beggs, aged II, a pioneer
resident of Plainfield, ILL.,, and former
mayor and postmaster, is dead.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

actress is expected to play in this
country next season.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

Ethel Barrymore will sail fol-
Europe about May to spend the sum
mer in England.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

You Can Get Aliens Foot Ease FREE.
:. Write to-day to Allen $. Olmsted, lie Roy,
n. l., FOR FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder to shake into your shoes
it cures tired, sweating, hot, swollen. ach.
ing feet. 1t makes new or tight shoes easy.
A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All
druggists and Shoe stores sell 1t. 25c
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

Annie Russell's American season
will begin in Boston April y, wnen
she will be seen in new play.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

find Pisos Cure for Consumption the
best medicine for croupy chldren-Mrs. II.
Callahan, ia Hall street, Parkersburg, w.
Va, April l6, 1901
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

A passenger train demolished Mil
waul1ee street car and eleven persons
were injured.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
Worth Knowing

that Allcock's are the original and
only genuine porous plasters; all other
so-called porous plasters are limitations
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Ouinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money II 1t fails to cure.
u. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
"a ga %
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.

The enormous crops on our seed farms
the past season compel us to issue this
special catalogue.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.
and receive the radishes and the wonder
full Bargain Book free.
Remit 4c and we add package of Cos
mos. the most fashionable, serviceable,
beautiful annual flower.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Drawer
c., La Crosse, Wis.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.

Itching. Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles.
Druggists are authorized to refund money IL
PAzo OINTMENT fails to cure In to IA
days. soc.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-03-08
DAZEO WITH PAIN.

The Sufferings of "A Citizen of Olym-
Pia, Wash.
l.. S. Gorham. of 516 East 4th street,
Olympia, Wash, says: six years ago
l got wet and took cold. and was soon
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
Goodwill Hall Bazaar.

Under the management of Thomas n. McMahon, rhe Ingraham Stock company entertained large audi ence last evening at the bazaar at Goodwill hall in Waterville. which is being held for the benefit of St Michael's parish. The work of the performers was exceedingly good and the company on a whole sustained their we'll established reputation. The company was assisted in its work by Miss Madeline Hartman, late of the Hippodrome, and Percy Wallace, who rendered several pleasing vocal selections. The much talked of tug of-war match between Washington Hills and the B. A. c. ended in a vic tory for the Washington Hill team. It was at first thought that the Brooklyns would win easily, but the Hill team was there good and strong and performed excellent work on the boards. Another match between these teams will in all probability be arranged later. Tonight the bazaar will be brought to close after a suc- cessful run of eight nights. As a feature by special request the Musi- cal Addisons will give musical con cert.> Miss Hartman will also render vocal selections. Tonight there will be dancing as usual. All canvassers are requested to have their returns in by 10 o'clock.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
Dramatic and Musical.

The following program will be pre- sented tomorrow evening at Friend. ly league hall at s o'clock under ths auspices of the Friendly league: A fairy love song Charles Wilieb! Miss Leonie M. Brown, contral-
 to: Miss Frances Barber, ae-
 eompanist. Gone Abroad" a Sketch in One Act Gone-Nrs Nearly Conn ... ..... ... Mrs Esther Baker Hope and Faith. nieces of Mrs Near " G0nn Miss Katherine Mckay, Miss Alice
 Mckay.
 Mrs I. P. Kim. her bosom friend. ... .. Miss Harriet Spring CaD Noon and Night" C. B. Havley (bD ''In May Time" .. 0ley Speaks
 Miss Brown. No Men Wanted" a Sketch in One
 Act. Miss Elizabeth RawIey. Miss Isa- belle Granger. Eirl bachelors .. Miss Barbara Scollay. Miss Harriet
 Spring.
 Prynella Abercrombie. the maid. ... -- Mrs Mabel F. Taylor Scene-The living room of the girl bachelors
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
THE POLICE COURT.
Women Fined Heavily By Judge
 Burpee in Court This Morning.

Judge Burpee held city court to- day. For intoxication, Simon Ynmp- lath was fined $5 and costs, Jeremiah Foley the same. Lizzie Pollibus for keeping house of disrepute was fined $40 and costs and given three months ill jail. Annie, her daughter aged IS was fined $25 and costs and given three months in jail. Annie Kornosky for residing In the house was sent enced to the same, and Anthony Pre- trosky, Frank Plusky and Louis Sold likus were fined $7 and costs each for frequenting the place. PAS Bank street.
 On the charge of theft of gold watch worth S20 and fountain pen worth S2 from Michael Koledas. Kor- nosky and Mrs Pollubus. in whose hair the watch was found yesterday. each was fined S25 and costs and sentenced to three months in jail.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
RACE TRACK WAR ENDED.
Rival Associations Support Bill for
 Racing Commission in Louisiana.

New Orleans, La, May 4.-The disastrous a war here the past win ter and spring. and sank some $30O,- 900 or $400,000 in it, have come to- gether and will support bill to create racing commission and reg ulate racing in Louisiana. The bill will not only prevent racing wars i'll future, but will, it is believed, shut off the efforts of the radical re- form element, who want to prevent racing altogether.
 The bill has been prepared by the Hon w. V. Seeber, of the ninth ward of New Orleans, and will have the support of both of the racing as- sociatiOns and of the entire city del- egation. A canvass of the legisla- ture indicates it's easy passage. The law is framed on that of Kentucky, creating racing commission of five members, who shall prepare all the rules and regulations for racing and assign the time and where each meeting shall be held. The racing season is extended from October to May l, and no race meet can be held in Louisiana without the H. cense of the racing commission.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
ANOTHER ARREST.
Men Who Perpetrated Government,
 Land Frauds Rounded Up.

Portland. Ore, May 4.-In addi- tion to the Oshkosh, Wis, capitalists who either have been or will be ar rested in connection with the govern ment land frauds in Oregon, Sumner K. Parker of Ashland, Ore, has also been arrested under the same indict- ment
 This indictment. which was one of the most important that has been re- turned by the present federal grand jury, charges that under the name of the Oshkosh Lumber Co the accused acquired 160,000 acres of land in Klamath and Lake counties by in ducing the residents of Ashland and Medford, Ore, to file upon the land upon the understanding that it was to be transferred to the Wisconsin men as soon as final papers should be secured.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
Dead Boy. Body on Bumpers.

POUGHKEEPSIE. x. r.. May A. With the body of a dead companion killed by an overhead bridge in their arms two boy tramps rode miles on the bumpers of New York Central train in the dead of night. themselves in danger of falling under the wheels. Leland Duncan of Kansas City is the dead hoy. and Charles Butler of Kan sas City and Theodore Hamilton of South Bend. Ind. were his comrades.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
MORE LIGHTS NEEDED.
Teams, Trolley Cars and Pedestrians
 in Darkness on Baldwin Street.

Some of the commissioners of the department of public works, proba- ply all of them, believe that Baldwin street is greatly in need of more elec- tric lights, but whether they will put them there or not is something no- body outside the board knows at this time. The lights are few and far be. tween and drivers of teams as we'll as. pedestrians scarcely know which way to turn to get out of the way of trolley cars once the night falls This is a matter that has been re- ferred to on and of since the trolley cars commenced operating there. but so far no steps have been taken to apply the remedy.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-05-04
J.m.. n. puL. Granted Divorce.

NEWARK, \. J.. May 4-The James B. Duke divorce case came to an end unexpectedly here with decree in fa- voT Of the tobacco millionaire granted by the aged Vice Chancellor Pitney in decision scoring the wife. Lillian N. Duke. Frank E. Huntoon. the core srondent. having appeared by counsel. was ordered to pay half the costs of the suit and in addition s3.Ooo to Mfr. Dukes counsel.