New-York tribune., 1906-10-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A barber this advertisement in Tho Hill
City Qan.) Republican,: "Whsksranium Gene
Katkins, Shifter. If you want your soup strainers
pruned, we will block and them for you in any
pattern. We are very still at ball games tolera bly,
sober and here most of the time don't talk foolish
and never tell how we'll Off I used to be- Come
see me. I'm barber Main street. Hill City"
T.. An Indulgent pepositor-Pat shaughnessy hear
,nS that the bank In which he kept his savings had
manded all his money. The paying teller straight
oh. yeve got IT, have ye?" said shaughnessy.
Want + ss on OF AZ we aps a. T. then OF don't
zine. Asa-
The origin OF the use OF mahogany is said to
have been as follows: West Indian trader brought
home several logs OF mahogany as ballast for his
ship. The traders brother a London physician
happened to be building a house. and his brother
suggested that the logs would serve for ceiling
beams Acting on the proposal, the doctor gave
orders to his workmen accordingly, but their tools
were not able to make impression on the hard
wool. The doctor ordered fresh tools to be made
and at length succeeded in finding implements which
would out the timber. Delighted with his discovery
he ordered bureau to be made and so beautiful
was 1t that 1t attracted general attention
THE MOTOR BOAT
In the good old days of yore-
Say In Nineteen-hundred-fou
,rba1s rIhe seasho1e ore was dandy place to rest in,
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On. the change that's taken place. '-e'' '"'
Motor boats are in the race,
pa pa
peppers-pa-pa-pa-pa-pup-pu
Now before tho dawn of day
When the luiiing waves invite to sweetest slunn-
Then from out the river-mouth
BaPPS ths motor 9sst or b6sls 6plpP%ning ~ south
sleep they drive from lovely SyeESssWns eyes number
Mep breathe oaths of lurd dyes
nOtSQmA Of
ing- - 'Ne'r potent p-p-put-
Pa pa. pa pa pa ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
peppers-pa-pa-pa-pa-pup-pu
Win tho {sir sns YOU Sai' adofs: do1s'
When with sudden discord. rouSd question hoverS
Lobster Point. with horrid sound
Ruinous to sentiment.
Is the motor boat with naussous smelling gasolene
And Its pa-pa-pa:pa-pete OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
peppers -pup-pupi
They have driven out the dortss
Which were picturesque in stories
Fills an engine from a can
And p.p-puffs out to with noise that grows no
& SSePPtuhs sink the s ones afoat. n1oat
Pa p pa a0iseless lie one without its ppproyGkins
peppers-pa-pa-pa-p pa -pup-puPi
-Harper's Weekly.
mo fractitioner' sounds a of warning
against the dangers OF the strenuous life: 1t is
soou 10 De strenuous, but II is also good, the
poet tells US. to play the fool. any be
ioe AT the right time and in the right This
20 Just "hat the strenuous man forgets. and the
consequence Is too often premature breakdown-a
common event in the storm and stress of modern
me- The strenuous life is helping overcrowd
our asyIums. This. in 'The Practitioners view.
consists not in change OF excitement In hard
work disguised a game but in that genuine
repose OF which Charles James Fox, strenuous
ne was in politics and In play. thinking when
ne said there nothing pleasant as TO lie
under shady trse with book except to do so
without q book"
. Willing to Obige-Uncle ito little Berue aged
nve. who Is being taken Of to bedl-Good night
bertio or course, always remember your
aunts and uncles In your prayers?
Bertie-oh. yes, Uncle Felix shall tell you
what l say? 1 say: God bless Aunty Kitty. and
make her thin and God bless Uncle James, and
make him fat; and God bless Uncle Felix, and-
which do you want to be-fst or thinY-funch