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Williams Bay, Wis., Aug. s.-Professor Henry q
Smith. general secretary OF Beoit College died to
day as a result OF his efforts to save the life o
Miss Ruth MacumbeT, who was drowned near LAX
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UNDERWRITERS.

FRANK Z. CAMPBELL co. 2sI-s W 2sa 8.
World known. old stand Tel 1924 Chelsea
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
Dry Farming"

Successful cultivation of arid land
without irrigation. II seems like an I'M
possibility, does It not Reclamation
OF 500 100000 acres Of land. at present
unpgoductiye and comparatively worth
less. rot through irrigation but through
education. this too seems like a chi
mera. But successful dry farming. sci
cntifc soil culture by what is known
rs the Campbell system. according to
John /, Cowan. easily makes possible
results that at first seem incredible.
Mr. Cowan's discussion. In much in.
teresiing detail. of this new method OF
producing bountifui crops without irri-
CATION, vii be fascinating and valu.
able feature OF the July Century.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
HIS HONOR RODE plckAsAcK
Commissioner Shields Was Shock ed
Post Chcs's Daily Flood
Reformed

Just why the porters in the p;st
office building scrub down the cor
ridors at I'VE in the afternoon instead
Of at four as formerly has just beea
disclosed. says the New York Sun.
Not very long ago the porters be-
gan smashing water up and down the
corridors NJ the very moment the
federal courts adjourn. four sharp.
A good many persons were still in
the building. though. much incon-
venienced BY the flood. Complaints
were made, but nothing was done.
Finally slightly built. wiry fed
,eral judge happened to stay beyond
the usual closing hour. When he
was ready to leave the daily food
had covered. the floor a soApy inch
deep.
NO rubbers and tain shoes"
FiShed his honor. ruefnlly. We'll.
there's only one thing for me to do
or get my feet soaked. Do you think
you're strong enough 10 ferry me
over" he laughlnsly asked sixfoot
Deputy Marshal Mike Blake.
Sure. your honor" grinned Mike.
But Will you?'
Sure. your honor. lip with you"
So II happened that staid Commits
sioner Shields. who watches over the
federal judges as a hen over her
chickens. had a shock on coming
around corner to behold his honor
riding pickabsck on big Mike Blake's
shoulders across the sudsy Jordan
AMI enjoying it like any two-year-old.
Good hesyf MS" calculated the
commissioner oil In a fuster. This
is certainly something new for you.
JUDGE"
Wish Ia discovered It before.
John" crowed his honor. '"Ge, mp
there. marshal You see. John" con-
tnucd his honor. Il haven't had
good ride like this since | was a boy,
and tell Won us great
And as 1. he had baen grandson
instead OF a rranifather his honor
clapped his heels agaIns, his stsei's
RIBS until he broke into a splashiny
trot.
The commissioner. however. was 80
alarmed a: the Incident. at the prob.
ability Of its being repeated and at
the possible lese majestic Of Its pub
lication that he FASTENED to the post
master and insisted tha, the daily
scrubdo~n le set at an hour when
II was more possible to preserve the
federal prophecies.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
WANTED MORE SNAKES.
A Means of Bringing Sinners to Re-
pentance, Minister Saw They
Were What He Needed.

In 4 rural town in Michigan lived q
family named Beaver, noted for their
hardihood in all manner OF naughti.
ness. They were the great torment
OF the minister's life. Finally. one
OF the boys was bit by q rattlesnake
and sent for him. He found the lad
greatly scared and very penitent.
After some conversation. the reverend
gentleman closed the interview by
prayer.
20, Lord" he began. we thank thee
for raNlesnakes. We thank thee that
Il rattlesnake has bit Jim. Send an.
other. we pray thee, to bite Tom. and
one to bite Joe. And. o Lord. send
the biggest kind Of . rattlesnake to
bite the old man; for nothing less than
rattlesnakes will bring this Beaver
family to repentance. "-Metaphysical
Magazine.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
hi Sunday Hovdy.

The Jay rovdy is one Of the
most p -rous Of the minor nuts.
snces IL Kew York. lie makes life
miserable for many persons whose
only holiday is Sunday and whose only
means of escaping from the heat and
noise OF the city Is the public trans.
portation system. II Is impossible to
ind any defense for the Sunday
ro~dy. He may be explained as an
overdereloped physique with an un.
derdeveloped mind. This year the
transportation managers-whose fail
ure tn perform their duties In the
pas, is largely res ponsible for the con
ditions that exis,-appear 10 be max.
Ing a real effort TO suppress the young
toushs tina, abuse their lines. In this
they should have the active and hearty
cooperation OF the city authorities. A
dozen or NO disturbcrs OF the peace
sent to Jail would stop many OF the
most acute annoyances.-S. Y. Sun.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
New Version Of "T~enty.Three."

a veteran fan s-oppei me in
Broadway the other day and shouted
'Twen:y.three." The town had gone
'iwcnty-three" mad Why don't YOU
tell Us what II means" he continued
Everybody waAta TO know. You don't
know? Well | can put you wise. Rule
TWEEN. y-three In the b,ssbnl! regula
tons gives the umpire III. privilege. II
clearing the grounds When he en-.
forces II everybody must skidioo. -
New York Press
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
JAPANESE CANTEEN
ARMY CONSTANTLY FOLLOWED
BY NATIVE Suffers.
Keen Traders, Who. in Time Of War.
Are Ever on the Alert to Get
the Money Of the Sol
diers.

One who was with the Japanese
army in Manchuria for six months
says in the Boston Herald "Old for.
eign campaigners remarked in the
Held that no army probably ever had
son many canteens in Its wake. When
the army was not marching there was
always canteen or two not far to the
rear OF every division. When II set.
tied down to recuperate after a battle,
canteenS were quickly established in
Nanchu houses. These carried cigar.
cites. writing paper, postcards. beer.
Imitation brandy, imitation whisky,
Imitation port imitation sherry. sake
and sometimes Manila cigars.
japanese are keen traders. Not
200 feet back Of the Nanshan battery
one day, in the seyen-day battle of the
ShaHo. there was japanese peddler
selling cigarettes, Chinese sweet
cakes. rice ana beer To the reserves
During the same battle the canteens
were never more than three miles back
OF the front line OF the trenches.
As the japanese soldiers pay is
only sl.3G a month. and the army saw
lngs banks had. considering that. phe
nomenal deposits there was not much
spending money in the army. A bottle
oil beer cost ten cents and packet Of
cigarettes about three cents.
Whenever there was firing battle
the commander in chief would order
sake distributed Is ration. On the
mikado's birthday year ago one ex.
ira double packet of cigarettes was
distributed to each man in the field
This cost the emperor more than
$4,000. Otherwise. when the dis.
uibhtion was possible. ten cigarettes
a day went with the regular ration.
One day In an American period. Al
received al camp there was II solemn
poem celebrating the abstinence OF the
japanese from drink.
This caused concern among the
japanese officers. who disliked the
emphasis laid upon the difference be.
tween their army and European
army. aud the commissary general
told the foreign observers:
Our soldiers like drink as well as
any other soldiers. Sometimes they
$3.50 - "h'h 'H'D 'huhOt kct ~. euu
~- send II TO them In the trenches
A. matter OF fact. though the peas
sns a, some has q hard enough time
To supply himself with food, he is not
more AYERS. than other people to
strong liQucr once he learns the taste
OF IT. Many man will go home from
the campaign with tastes he never had
before. The manufacture Of beer is
sim = young industry In Japan. but
from the time the process MAS i'm.
ported II has grown to enormous pro.
portions. Headquarters. even battai.
ion headquarters In underground
bomb'proof trenches. were always sup.
piled with beer or swcc, wine. Mar.
shall Oyama liked sweet champagne.
The strategist OF the war. Ken. No.
dema, drank claret with every meal"
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

In IL. hear, ot the tropical juns..
the duAky bride brought her bold hub.
BY his nrs' meal since III. honeymoon
on the s~ayins elephants
Here" she said. "Ea, and b. hap.
by"
"tsh!" grun'ri her hubby. "wha,
" ~"
Bread fruit. How do you like IT,"
Bread fruii' Why. -r-its ~, IN.
kind that mother made"
And even the monkeys rhatt.r~d
their diaapproval Of his unkiud thrust
-Chiraeo Daily N.ss.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

coun,ryman walking along the
streets found his progress stopped by
n barricai. OF wood.
What's this for" said he 10 = per
son standing by.
oh. that's TO stop tn. fever from
spreading" replied tn. other. by way
OF being Iocose.
TAh." said the countryman. rive
often heard o. the board OF health.
but | never saw II aforc. "-Tit-B!s
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

Captain. every on. of the dog
catch Is b-astly drunk"
VIVA, have they been drinking"
Where did they get III"
"Oy.r on the port sidc."-Miiwanke-
wine
The Butehef-ir Il crazy your wife
10, sir. or Just young and ignorant.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

Hicks--i wonder Why old maids are
usually thin.
wioks Dispen sation OF Providence.
perhaps. A woman with sharp eibows
can make her way through the world
without the assistance OF any man
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
A Theory.

why are you Americans so snbicc.
TO indigestion" asked the placid for.
cisner.
Il don't know. unless It's because
". hear 30 much abou, food adll,.r.
alton that We get nervous Wash.
infton star.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

Browne-But why do you ask me
to lend him dollar as \ personal IA.
vor to you? Are you under obligation
to him?
Towne-No; but II you don't he'll
cone to me for II.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
Tn. Magnetic "Ad."

Now the lucky country landlord ss,~.
with a fish profound
ON the guests Whom b" Ia. gathered
Through hi. ads a,trariiV. sound.
And tn. summer hoaIi.rs comments are
best mentioned with blot
n he .hv-rs DER ~" pamphlet that al.
lurri him to the spot
Judge.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14
Learned Something.

In tnese waters" said the Lake
Erie captain. Perry Won his great
victory In 1919"
You surpris. me. said the pass-n.
ger with the moaoclc. Il always sup.
posed the great i,kcs-aw-had u cur.
rent. tho same rs = river. "-Chlcaxo
Tribune.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

~ 80 thi. magazine" said she.
''My dear. has fought your sonnet"
"Nr.T" We'll. " Just occurred to me
How thn, rhymes with new bonnet "
And. reaching fof Ills purse stoan-i he
And .i.o with 'dpssons ~"
-cI.y Gland t.-adrti
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

The rich ma that time passes very
slowly"
i don't douh, II. s'posr they
never buy anything at the rate OF q
dollar down and a dollar per month %
Chicago Sun.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

Rcdd--iIe holds hi. head very high
since he bonsh, an automobile
Gre-a--pon', know why he should:
he. only been fined four simes,--
Yonk-r. Statesman.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

chureh--i see they are crying 10,
mor- missionaries over Ia Africa.
0othAm-Why. thos. cannibAis mus,
Be regular giu,'ous. Yonksrs states.
nan.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

IT'S very strange Miss Three-Ysar-O Old
OF words should b. - chaFy.
For every meal she srsysly sits
TuDn To- dictionary
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

ASIA CIGARS.
VIII n1f make Jpu usryptI- AK YEtr f.,l-r 70 The
NJ Lyman Cigar co. $40 iTsii -ta..'. DrBs-f.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-07-14

= QIctiOu4fy
Barbour County index., 1906-06-13
&enrg|at at,iEa:ttlrt,|n nf
Ghtlta d Arn,h
By REV. E. J. HARDY.

past baeamen nd some will have cause to
that sleeping dogsiwere not allowed to lie.
China has recently started army organizing an
imperial Its president Ybh Shh the honest and
the ceveres man, in Calna[
said that there are divisions
the properly equipped and trained by foreigners
hoped that wlthin the next ye the numbers will
halt million EpIsent voluntary and for three with the
coors after which the Soldier ass into The first
Recruits carefully cos4n after period of probation must
be between Years five five able
to lift weight lot 5opounds No smoker
who cannot by the head village
There TWO OH three colleges for educating officers
China and provision has bHen made sending hundred students
military schools Japan college, too has been
tabshed for training medical officers This will probably make the
Chinese soldier fight Better to dread more than
being h die his wounds and that no one would make
ritual offerings TO corpse abandoned the battlefield China
rule active Fobdt dbee what
ogets He 1--we nothing and has little objection
dying These are the Qualities pf good soldier.
Chinese Soldiers hav fought badly that
the came 10 be cPnsered negligible quantity this simply
because they badly fed and badly led But that
they always fought At Tientsn ago tev were
not numbers than M offenders and they the
city And the admirable nners then worked
their guns surprised eyeFyote. 5
That handful were able to defend the legations
Pekng often adduce oshw the worthesness of Chinese
de Their attack however, Lafheaed The dowa-
although willing oaYe tie Europeans put end had
the OF her hatred First se wod and then she not
oriers and counter otderH we're given to the troops
The military
rst of the Chinese astonhed They
mock and then confess
that what had been accomplished during
a revelation to them. 5%
Barbour County index., 1906-06-13
Grand Opera at Home

Grand opera at home via your teie-
phone receiver is New England and
New York scheme. A central power
plant is to be established wherefrom
music by electricity is to be trans
mitted through telephones to the
houses of the subscribers. A Eat-
terry of alternators is to be installed
which will transmit musical electrical
waves and these are adjusted to rs
many different vibrations as TIE
strings of piano. To play the instru-
ment piano keyboard is used. The
pressing of Key win operate a switch
which will close the circuit leading 10
the alternators adjusted to produce
the note that the piano string would
produce. But the note will be sound
ed in the ear of the operator from the
battery itself. The vibrations Will be
communicated to the main wires, which
will transmit them through branch
wires to the other end of the tele-
phones. There the note will be sound
W. OHS VI uiSSe receiving lelepnOueS
will be connected with the operator so
that he will know how his playing
sounds to all others connected with
the main wires. The receiving tee-
phones will be fitted with q mega
phoneiike device warranted to carry
the notes through the room as we'll as
an organ would. The woodwind, brass
and string tones of the orchestra are
easily produced by mixing the required
harmonics in the required proportions
Barbour County index., 1906-06-13
Lesson from Figures.

The United States every year ex-
penhs about $140, 100000 in pensions
for wars that are past and somewhere
between $1SO,O00,O0O and 5000 ,OOO, 600
in being prepared against. wars of the
future. In the last fiscal year there
was paid out for The naval establish
ment s122, 900, GOO; for the support of
the army and the military academy,
$77,000,000. Taken altogether, pen
sions, the navy and the feet called for
$340.00o,0OQ A comparison between
the costs of the arts Of war and the
arts borne by the government is af
fcrded by the fact that the agricultural
appropriation for the last fiscal year
was $s,942, ,040. The comparison is
made even more striking when we
realize that from 1889 to the present
day. counting the present proposed ap-
preparation, the aggregate appropria-
ton for the department OF agriculture
are sos, ,737, ,272.l2, or S12.0oO,O00 less
than was expended On the army last
year. Yet we are peaceful nation, de-
pending largely On agriculture for our
prosperity.