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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-03-20
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering It through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians, as the damage
they will do is ten fold to the good you
can possibly derive from them Hall s
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, o., contains no
mercury, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure YOU get the genuine
It is taken internally and madein Toledo,
Ohio +. J. Cheney s; Co., Testimonials
free.
Sold by Druggists Price 75c. per bot
tie.
Take Hall sFamily Pi1lsfor constipation
A benevolent old gentleman was
grieved to see a Liverpool street
arab make a sudden dive into the
gutter, pick up the lighted stump
of a cigar which had just been
thrown away, and began to puff
away, Throw away that stump,
my little man. said the old gen
ueman. The little man" appear
ed at first surprised. Then pity
came into his eyes and he replied:
All, yes, l see. I know wot it
is ter be down on my luck I'm
right sorry for yer but l stick to
this stump I seed it fust. " And
the little man moved away in a
cloud of smoke.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-03-20
An Evening Off.

Alexander Winton, in the smok-
ing room of the Celtic, discussed a
noted but dishonest chauffeur.
The man is altogether shame
less, he said. He reminds me of
a Scottish beggar whom they still
talk about i'll Edinburgh.
A gentleman came upon this
beggar one evening at a magic LAM
tern exhibition.
Why, I thought you were a
blind beggar, man" he cried.
That's my lay, gov nor, said
the beggar
Well, you re not blind now,
said the gentleman.
The beggar gave him an IN
dignant and reproachful look.
Can't a poor teller ,akean ev-
enin' of sometimes he said in
dignahtly.
Great men have many friends
and many more enemies.
A dollar in the hand is worth ten
v,r ca,,ot bo--
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-03-20
Notice.

A stated communication Of Rio
Grande Lodge No. 81, \. F. &
A. NJ will be held TUESDAY at $50
p. ii. All members are requested
to be present and visiting brethren
are cordially invited. By order Of
Benz. Kowalski, 4 ".
]. / CoCKE. Secv.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-03-20
Notice.

I am now ready to receive rendi-
tions of property for the current
year, 1906. Same must be present
ed 70 me at my office ut the court
house. Z CAvAzOs,
Tax Assessor Cameron Co., Texas
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-03-20
Does Your Wife
Know About 1t?

Then come to me and I
will help you hush it
up More than one mans
wife is entitled to make
a holler" about the hus- .
bands extravaganza i'll
dress, but in ROYAL
TAILORING I offer the
remedy. l am ready for
jury trial and want YOU
for one of the jurors. In
the line Of direct evidence
I shall offer something
like 400 styles of spring
and summer goods for
mems wear. The desire
for well made clothes, is
commcndable but extrava-
ganCe IS not. I will dress
YOU stylishlv and save you
money. T. R. Tumlinso
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-03-20

But the more confidence a man
has in himself the less paving he
does.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
BABY COVERED WITH SORES.
Would Scratch ard Tear the Flesh I'm.
less Hands Were Tied-"Would
Have Died But for Cutjcura."


My little son, when about year
and half old, began to have sores
come out on his face. | had a physi-
clan treat him, but the sores grew
worse. Then they began to come on
his arms. then on other parts of his
body, and then one came on his chest,
worse than the others. Then l called
another physician. Still he grew
worse. AT the end of about a year
and a half of suffering he grew so bad
l had TO tie his hands In cloths at
night to keep him from scratching the
sores and tearing the flesh. He got to
be mere skeleton, and was hardly
able to walk. My amt advised me to
try Cuticura Soap and Ointment. l
sent to the drug store and got a cake
of the Soap and a-~boN of the Oint-
ment, and at the end of about two
months the sores were all we'll. He
has never had any sores of any kind
since. He is now strong and healthy,
and | can sincerely say that only for
your most wonderful remedies my
precious child would have died from
those terrible sores. Mrs. Egbert
Sheldon. r. F. d. No. /, Woodville,
Conn, April %, 1905"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
A Bridge Joke.

AS rule bridge players take them
selves SO seriously that the game is
seldom enlivened with even a suspi-
cion of humor. Occasionally, however,
one hears a really good joke at the
bridge table. At certain mixed card
club in London four ladies sat down
to rubber. Two of them were friends
who had not met for years. "How
many children have you now, Alice?"
asked one of the players Of her friend.
''Six above and four below" was the
reply. "Oh," chimed in third play
er, you have nothing to complain of.
I'm chicane"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
.MraBes5ie Mns/ev

To be such successful wife, to re-
tain the love and admiration of her
husband, to inspire him to make the
most of himself, should be wo1nan's
constant study. .
If woman finds that her energies
are tagging, that she gets easily tired,
dark shadows appear under her eyes.
she has backache, headaches, bearing
down pains, nervousness, irregularities
or the blues, she should start at once
to build up her system by a tonic with
specific powers. such as Lydia E Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Following we publish by request .
letter from a young wife:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
Ever since my child was born have suf-
fered as hope few women ever have with in
fammation, female weakness, bearing down
pains, backache and wretched headachea 1t
affected my stomach so l could not enjoy my
meals, and half my timc was spent IN bed
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
made me we'll woman, and / feel SO grateful
that am glad to write and tell you of my
marvellous recovery. 1t brought me health,
new life and vitality Mrs Bessie Ainsley,
Gil South 10th Street, Tacoma, Wash.
What Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs. Ainsley it will
do for every sick and ailing woman.
If you have symptoms you don't I'M
derstand write to Mrs. Pinkham,
daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinlshain,
at Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free and
always helpful.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
WINTER WEAKNESS
Or. Williams Pink Pills the Tonic
That Most People Need for
Blood and Nerves.

In winter the air of the close rooms in
which we spend so much of tho time
does not furnish enough oxygen to the
lungs to burn out the foul matter in the
blood. In the cold season we do not exer-
else as much and the skin and kidneys do
not throw off the waste matter as freely
as usual. The system becomes overloaded
with poisonous matter, and too feeble
to throw it off. Relief can be had only
through the use of remedy that will
promptly and thoroughly purify and
strengthen the blood, and the one best
adapted for this purpose is the great
blood tonic known as DR.. Williams Pink
Pills
"They acted like magic in my case,"
said Mrs. Clara L. Wilde, of No 377
Farnsworth avenue, Detroit, Mich. II
was weak and thin and could not sleep
My stomach and nerves We're out of or
der. l can't describe how miserable I
really was. l dragged through six
months of feebleness, growing weaker
all the time until finally hadn t strength
enough to leave my bed
"Then glad day came, the day when
l began to take DR.. Williams Pink Pills.
They made me feel strong right away.
My appetite came back, took OH flesh
and the color returned to my checks.
People wondered that these pills did for
me what the doctors couldn't do. l took
only six boxes and then l was perfectly
well. If had not found this W Wonderful
remedy surely think that must have
wasted to death. Believing firmly that
these pills saved my life by the strength
which they gave me at a critical mo-
ment, unhesitatingly recommend them
to Others
DIR. Williams Pink Pills contain no
stimulant but give strength that lasts.
They may be obtained at any drug
store.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Brave in Adversely.

On his siXty-eighth birthday last
month Andrew Carnegie praised pow
erty.
Poverty" he said, develops us. 1t
makes us work our hardest Thus it
brings out the best that is in us.
But this it won't do unless We keep
brave in adversely. If we despair, we
are doomed.
II like to see men cheerful in mis-
fortune. used to know a poor paint
er who was so poor he could not afford
TO dress warmly enough in the Win
ter time.
II met him one goldfish day in Pitts
burg. He had on summer suit of
blue serge, and the wind nodded the
She Did
maid lately came from New Guina,
When asked for her name, said, 1t S
Luinea."
That's TO say, leonora:
That's Sweeter than Flora;
Then she sigsled, Il talk like nui-
neal"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
OVER SEA HABIT.

Difference on This Side the Water.
The persistent effect upon the heart
of cafflne in coffee cannot but re-
suit in the gravest conditions, in time
Each attack of the drug (and that
means each cup Of coffee) weakens
the organ little more, and the end
is almost matter of mathematical
demonstration. A lady writes from
a Western state:
Il am of German descent and it
was natural that l should learn at a
very early age to drink coffee. Until
/ was % years old | drank scarcely
anything else at my meals.
"a few years ago | began to be af-
fected by a steadily increasing nerv-
business, which eventually developed
into distressing heart trouble that
made me very weak and miserable
Then, some three years ago, was add
ed asthma in its worst form My
sufferings from these things can be
better imagined than described.
During all this time my husband
realized more fully than did that cot
fee was injurious to me, and made ev-
cry effort to make me stop.
Finally it was decided few
months ago to quit the use Of coffee
absolutely, and to adopt Postum Food
Coffee as our hot table drink l had
but little idea that it would help me,
but consented to try it to please my
husband. prepared it very carefully,
exactly according to directions, and
was delighted with it's delicious flaw
or ani refreshing qualities.
Just as soon as the poison from
the COTE had time to get out of my
system the nutritive properties of the
Postum began to build me up, and l
am now fully recovered from all my
nervousness, heart trouble and asth-
ma. gladly acknowledge that now,
for the first time In years, I enjoy
perfect health, and that owe it all
to Postum" Name given by Postum
Co.. Battle Greek, Mich.
There's a reason. Read the little
book, "The. Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs.
Postum Food Coffee contains no
drugs Of any description whatsoever.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Pe-ru-na-A Tonic After La Grippe.
Most Effective Medicine Ever Tried
for La Crime"

Robt. l.. Madison. A. NJ, Principal of
Cullowhee High School, Painter, N. c.,
is chairman of the Jackson County
Board of Education. Mr. Madison
says: Il am hardly ever without Pc
runa in my home. 1t is the most effec-
tive medicine that l have ever tried
for la grippe"
Mrs. Jane Gift, Athens O., writes:
II had la grippe very bad. My hus-
band bought Peruna for me. In very
short time saw Improvement and
was soon able to do my work"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week to

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, St. Paul, MINI.
Martin Amundson, Ivanhoe, Mimi,
lamp burner; Martha Davis, Worthing-
ton, Mimi. fence structure; Charles
Edwards, Albert Lea, Mimi, Landslide
wheel; George Gilman, st. Paul, Mimi,
lifting jack; Nels Hegg, Harmony,
Mimi, horseshoe calk; Peter Homes,
Castlewood, S. D., wrench; Erik XVI
lonen. Enterprise, N. D., threshing ma
chine.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Suffered Twelve Years From After
Effects of La GrjDDe,

Mr.. Victor Patneaude, 32S Madison
St, Topeka, kas., member of Knights
and Ladies of Security, writes:
Twelve years ago I had a severe
attack OF la grippe and | never really
recovered my health and strength
but grew weaker every year until /
was unable to work.
1.-TWO years ago l began using Pc
runa and it built up my strength so
that in a couple of months | was able
to go to work again.
This winter | had another attack
Of la grippe, but Peruna soon drove it
out of my system.
My wife and | consider Peruna a
household remedy"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Circumstances, Etc.

I'm glad to find you as you are"
said the old friend. your great wealth
hasn't changed you"
Well" replied the millionaire, cit
has changed me in one thing I'm now
eccentric where l used to be impolite,
and delightfully."- sarcastic where
used to be rude"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
An Epithet.

Tourist-The climate here is salu-
brious, isn't it?
Native-Say, mister, jest write that
word down for me, will yer? git tired
swearin' at this climate in. the same
old way all the time and anything new
in that line ticllles me-
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Some Georgia SAVINGS,

The rain falls on the just and the
unjust, but the unjust generally have
a boat handy to keep 'em from drown
ing.
The world won't miss us any more
than it would a lost star from the
millions of 'em. It's only the egotist
who is all the time wondering what
the world III do when the grass grows
over him-Atlanta Constitution.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Qualified.

"Whom shall we cast for the HUI
man Ostrich in Birds of Feather?"
asked the playwright.
Dolly Dimple ought to make a hit
In that said the stake manager. She
can kick harder than any one in the
company"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
HERDS REWARD COMES QUICKLY
Captain and Crew Of Fishing Schooner
Get Medals and Money.

Pittsburg, Feb. Capt Mark Cas-
to of the fishing schooner Alberta, and
his crew of six men, who on Jan. IA,
in a fierce gale, rescued the crew and
passengers from the Clyde liner Cher
okee on Brigantine shoals, were yes
terday made beneficiaries of the Car
negie hero fund. Besides medals to
the captain and crew, sum aggre-
eating $4,000 is awarded
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
A Good Thing.

what are you doing now?"
'I'm putting new patent safety
razor on the market"
Good thing?"
"Well, it's the kind of razor that
impels the man who shaves With it to
go back to the regular shop again
and the professional BARRIERS pay me
q handsome salary for introducing it.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Great Britain is Startled.

London, Feb 2. The cablegram
from Toxic announcing that the lead
er of the Progressist party of Japan
interpellated the minister of war as
to whether the Japanese government,
in view of the Anglo-Japanese alli-
ish government the reform of it's
army organization, to which the min
lister replied that his government
would do SO at some future date. is
likely to cause a sensation throughout
Great Britain
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
MANY childr.n ara sicklx.

Mother Gray Sweet Powders forChildren,
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's
Home, New York, cure Feyerishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms
tall Druggists ,25c. Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Now for the Mule.

The Hon. Blackburn Barrett Dove
ner of West Virginia now moves to eX-
tend the pension list SO as to include
all army transfers.
Who will be first to urge the right
eous claims of the army mule?
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Nine PERISH in Fire.

Rennes, Feb. 6-All the buildings
of the home for the aged in the Fau-
bourg de Paris, kept by the Little Sis
tiers Of the Poor, were destroyed by
fire last night. Nine bodies have been
found in the ruins.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
The Spirit of Snort.

English Motorists life held so
cheaply in America?
American Enthusiastically, | don't
know. No true sportsman ever stops
to ask if a thing is cheap or not in
America.-Puck.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Sticks to Her Job,

0SIVNS 20 TICT UVU.
Miss Blank must have an angelic
disposition; she's sung in the same
choir for six years."
That's no sign. When they quarrel
the others are always the ones to
leave"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
unbidden Guest Kills.

Mahanoy City, Pa, Feb. 6.-Ignace
Cichon was shot and killed and 10
seph Hoyhols seriously wounded by
John Senchal, an unbidden guest at a
wedding celebration. Senchal Is in
fail.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
CORRECT EVILS
OF INSURANCE
CONVENTION EMBoDlES ITS
IDEAS IN A SET OF REso-
LuTioNs.
MANY THINGS TO CONDEMN
THE DEFERRED DIVIDEND PLAN
is DECLARED TO BE
UNJUST.

Chicago, Feb. 8. - Four governors.
representatives of thirty-two states,
members of state commissioners
conference on uniform legislation,
and representatives of the National
Underwriters association we're rec
0gnized as duly accredited delegates
to the national insurance convention
called by Insurance Commissioner
Thomas e. Drake at the instance OF
President Roosevelt, which convened
in the banquet hall OF the Palmer
house here yesterday. Discussion of
the deferred dividend system of life
Insurance occupied the attention of
the delegates, and at the close of the
afternoon session that topic, together
with number of others to come be-
fore that body. was referred to a. COM
mittee. No action of a decisive ma
ture was taken. The convention hopes
to conclude its work tonight. Gov.
John son of Minnesota was made
chairman of the convention.
Chicago, Feb. 4.-Delegates to the
national insurance convention en-
bodied yesterday the result of two
days deliberation in a set of resolu-
tons. Six states voted against these
and twentythree voted in the affirma-
tive New York was represented but
old not vote, it's delegates declaring
that they did not care to recommend
legislative action until after the Arm
strong committee has reported.
The future policy of the states and
territories represented in the conven-
ton will be framed by committee of
fifteen which is to prepare a report
for a meeting which will be held next
September coincident with the meet
ing of national insurance commission
ers in Washington.
Deferred Plan Condemned.
In the resolution adopted the sys-
TEN of life insurance commonly
known as the deferred dividend plan
was condemned, and declared to be
unjust. A proposition for an annual
accounting Of the surplus funds of in
surance companies was Endorsed and
The convention declared for plan for
governing mutual companies whereby
each policyholder will have a direct
voice in the management. Investment
of the funds belonging to policyhold-
ers cannot, in the opinion OF the con-
vention, be reduced to a uniform
basis. but must be governed by con-
ditions standard form of insurance
contract to be adopted by state legis-
latumes was declared advisable.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

When a fool gets angry he estab-
fishes more firmly the fact of his
foolshness
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
JOHN BULL is JoLTEp BY JAPAN
Orentals Will Ask Great Britain to
Brace Up Its Army

Toxic, Feb. AT meeting of the
budget committee yesterday, Mr.,
Oishi, leader of the Progressist party,
interpellated Gen. Terauchi. minister
of war, as to whether the government,
as the result of the Anglo-Japanese al
lance, intends to urge the British
government to reform it's army or
ganization. The minister replied that
the government would do so at some
future date
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
The Pleasure of Autoinu.

Muffled Voice (under the machine,
Say, Bill, back her up a little, will
yer?
Bill-What's the matter?
my face is caught in the works."
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

He-Will you not accept my pledge
never to drink again?
She-No; prefer that you keep it.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.--JoHN H.
Boyer, Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. Is. 1900.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

Itching Blind, Bleeding, ProtrudinK Piles Drug.
gists. are authorized to refund money If PAZ0
OINTMENT falls to cure in to IA days SOC.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

Handle your tools without mittens.
Remember, the cat in gloves catches
no mice.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

How poor is he who hath never
known poverty.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

Buy what thou hast no need of, and
ere long thou shalt sell thy neces-
saries.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
W. z,ySRizlNz!Y4(RsI1N7|

The enormous crops of our Northern
Grown Pedigree Seeds on our seed farms
the past year compel us to issue spe-
cial catalogue called
SALzER's BARGAIN SEED BOOK.
This is brim full of bargain seeds at bar.
gain prices.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.
tons of grass on your lot or farm this
summer and our great Bargain Seed Book
with its wonderful surprises and great
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
Remit DC and we add a package of Cos
mos, the most fashionable, serviceable,
beautiful annual flower.
John A. salzer Seed Co.. Lock Draw
er W., La Crosse, Wis.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces In
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
If . a'',s eyed. w ass Thompsons Eye Water

When Answering Advertisements,
Kindly Mention This Paper.
S D N U NO. O. 1906.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Encouraging Symptoms.

Mistress-How is your sick sister?
Bridget-Well enough to sit up and
give notice, mum.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
w ] N G. III f. 8 r r. p

"NEW RIVAL" BLACK POWDER SHELLS
The most successful hunters shoot Winchester
&c New Rival" Factory Loaded Shotgun
Shells, blue in color, because they can kill
more game with them. Try them and you
will find that they fire, give good
pattern and penetration and are satisfactory
in every way. Order Factory Loaded {" New
Rival :" Shells. Don't accept any substitute.
ALL D AL e rs SELL THE NJ