Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1906-06-22
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" uvirt OF ~ uupy VIII WIN the race De-
cause It has such a cutename.
guess my office boys grandmother
is really dead.
What makes you think so?
Heasked to get Off yesterday to GO
TO the ball game.
What's the good of keeping from him
Any good things you may see,
That viii lift his lead OF labor
Like Rocky Mountain Tea.
sold by c. w Tssler dtngsisis.
imo
Mrs. Oscar Darlington, who has
been visiting Mrs. John Yontx for sew
eral weeks has returned to her home
In Charles Town
Miss Margaret Rousch has returned
from months absence In Wheeling
Fairmont, and Piedmont.
South Water street, from John to
Stephen, will be cIoseu while the work
OF laying the large sewer pipes across II
- = y ,,I progress Il WY require five or
Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
No appetite and what / did eat dis
tressed me terribly. Burticck Blood
Bitters cured mc,---J. II Walker, sum
bury, Ohio.
The dwelling Of Samuel Hardy,
Millyille, jefferson county, was de-
stroyed by fire Wednesday night to-
gether with It's contents the occupants
escaping in their night clothes.
Doe't let the baby suffer from eczema
sores or any ltc.ing OF the skin. Doan's
Ointment gives instant relief, cures
quickly. Perfectly safe for children.
All druggists sell it.
Hicks Come In here with me =
minute. ! want to get half-pound
box Of candy for my wife.
,sieAr-- Nay not be generous and
get whole pound? Hicks l.npossi-
blelWe live IN iiat you know.
Constipation causes headache, nau-
sea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita-
ton Drastic lphysics grire, sicken,
weaken the bowels. and don't cure.
DO ans hegulets act gently and cure
constipation. Is cents Ask your drug
glst.
Wise men patch up their QUAR-
rels before they are begun.
Old Lady Are these genuine Indian
moccasins?
Fresh Clerk Yes, indeed.
Old Ladv--Do tell?
Fresh Clerk Yes, ma'am; made ON
the Last Of the Mochicans.r
TO be successful In politics, said the
young man, suppose you've got to
keep your wits together ut times.
Well, replied the politician, that's
not SO important as to keep your lips
togethe at the right time.
Many requests from Catarrh suffer
ers who use atonizers have resulted iu
Liquid Cream Balm, a raew and con-
venient firm Of Ely,s Cream Balm, the
only remedy for Catarra which can al
ways be depended on. In pswer 70
aliay inflammation, to cIense tho clogged
air passages to promote free natunI
breathing, the two forms Ell Cream
Balm are alike. Liquid Cream Balm
il sold by all druggists for IS cents. in
Guiding spraying tube. Mailed by
Ely Bros,
s. Warren Street,
Ny.
Senator and Mrs. William Campbell
OF Charles Town, sailed from Norfolk
last week for England fort VISIT They
expect to travel several months on the
continent.
The members Of the Back Creek
lodge Of Jr. O. Y. A. NJ. will hold their
first annual picnic ut Shanghai,on July
4, and are making preparations for
long time. The Jones Spri ng tand
will furnish the music.
we are sorry 10 announce tHaL ME-
J cob Gassrnan conternpiates remov-
ing bis family from this county to Lex
ington, Va, lie is inn elled 70 this step
by the educational advantages, afford
ell his children. Three Of his SONS will
attend Washington and Lee Universe
ty, and two daughters, school for
young ladies in that town. Their
many friends with be truly sorry to sea
them leave this community.
The Rev. O. +. Shaw, who ~, at
present, rector Ct the Episcopal churches
at Hedgesville and Berkeley springs,
has accepted call TO the church at
Hancock, Md, He viii remove to the
latter place about July LIST. Hancock II
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