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The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08
ManiIa police Foree 70 Re Re.,us.a

MANILA. June THE police force
of Manila is to be reduced to 500 men.
of whom 200 shall be Americans ana
the remainder Flfpinos. As resuIt
100 American policemen are slated for
dismissal The change is TO be made
within three months. Economy is given
as the cause
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08
HOPE FOR LILLIAN.

/ heard you remark, Lillian, that you
never. never, never. would marry a
horrid man, by which, as you explained.
you meant any man. / was sorry to
hear the remark, dear Lillian, for /
have observed the young ladies who
say that they. never. never. neveri will
marry horrid man, and 1. have no
ticed that after time they begin to
look beseath the bed nightly to dis
cover man-any man-and, oh, they
are SO disappointed when they do not
find him. 1 really feel that you are
laying up troukle unto yourself, for
you and Dame Nature are at odds-shc
really insists that a man is about as
good a creature as you can find to
marry.
But although your outlook may ap-
pear thus hard, sweet Lillian, do not
feel entirely discouraged on that
count, for, even in my brief experience,
| have known several instances in
which you might find rare encourage
ment. For example. 1 knew a beauti-
full young lady once on time who, like
you, insisted that she never, never,
never. would marry horrid man.
What of it, do you ask? Oh, moth
ing; that is, nothing in particular, ex-
cept that the beautiful young. lady now
is married and is the fond ma of seven
children whom she considers just too
sweet for anything. while all of the
neighbors consider them mere scrubs,
and there is still hope.
If were in your place, my charming
Lillian, / should read of this case with
deep interest. OF course, you never,
never, never, will marry a horrid man
but. then, neither would the beautiful
young lady to whom ] refer, and-well
can you not see that hope need not be
utterly dead?
1T is the best conducted restaurant
in the city"
What makes you think so?"
The proprietor never permits can
ned meat of any kind TO be served
without at the same time, serving a
bottle of antidote for poison
How does Senator Bloward stand on
the railroad rate legisIation?"
els not entirely certain as yet"
why not?'
He has not heard definitely from the
,,,1x u
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08

once again has Michael Ward. who
rejoices in the appropriate sebriquet of
the widow Charmer." been arrested,
and once again has the weakness OF
foolish women been held up to the
mocking public eye.
Ward is neither young. handsome nor
cultured Still, he has managed to win
many hearts. and incidentally many
purses, all because he has what is
usually alluded to as "a taking way
with women"
According to the Ward tactics. the
winning of a wife is as easy as getting
off car. 1t simply means stepping in
the right direction. And with the fool
ish majority of women the right direc-
ton is fiattery. The fact that man
cares or pretends to care for her above
all the rest of womankind is enough.
To do that, to admire her above all
others. makes him in her eyes man
solid Judgment And when a woman
imagines these things about man it
is not very hard for her to imagine her
self in love with him.
OF all the much abused words in the
English language. love" to my way of
thinking, comes in for most generous
share. 1t is given elasticity that
permits 1t to cover more sins than
charity 1t is made adaptable for ins
dividual uses and to Individual cases.
1t is endowed with more psculiarities
and eccentricities than the veriest freak
next of kin, esteem and respect. 1t is
used as a cloak to cover up desire and
fancy.
There is not one of the women Ward
married. there is not one of the widows
Ward charmed" nor is there one of
the women whose promise to wed him
he won, that did not delude herself with
the thought that she loved him.
And yet when they discovered his
perfidy this love" vanished. 1t dis
appeared as quickly and mysteriousIy
as it had been called into being. Not
a vestige of il was left. Not even that
soft soreness, "to have won and lost
remained, for nearly each and every one
of these women has wanted to have the
"charmer' arrested.
True love may come sall of a sudden"
But L would hesitate, to believe that it
would disappear all of sudden. Love
may turn to scorn, but there will al
ways remain a vague tender feeling for
the object of the once beloved. No
woman who had truly loved man
would swear out warrant for his ar
rest.
Ward always posed as wealthy man
Of good family when on "ehasuung"
expedition. His knowledge of love"
and women must have taught him that
position and money are necessary in
gradients to the hasty matrimonial
pudding.
We are great people to prate about
equality. We are supposed to be born
equal. and not to think more of one
man because he is more blessed with
this worlds goods than another
But we don't. That is, the great ma
jority of us don't. Not only that, but
that great majority is apt to confuse
the possession of wealth with the idea
of good family Is it strange. then. that
the glamour of wealth and family is
mistaken by foolish women for love?
Love fourishes best in the soil of
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08

had cooled the people were prepared to begin the
work of restoration Practically the same conditions
which exist in San Francisco on large scale exist
in Santa Rosa smaller one; the people are
prepared to overcome disaster which to less for
tunately placed communities would be overwhelm-
ing.
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08
OCCIDENTAL
ACCDENTALS
BY A. j. WATERHOUSE.
ALFALFA PHILesoPHY.

Once they wus q peacock at got the
reputation of bsin a gifted songster
Want to hear how he did it? Never
opened hfs mouth. Then folks said:
"Sech a beautiful creechur mus heV
voice like liquid meTdy oh, eff he'd
ony sing jest oncer' But the peacock
still KEEP his mouth shet l know fell
tiers an fellsresses at orto rickolleck
this instance.
I've heered fellers claim they'd git
some o the prizes of life at afterwards
did sit 'en-in the neck.
Some folks releegion reminds me of a
Chinaman's shirtAworn entirely on the
outside, when 'twould look blame
sight better eff twas tucked in all
round.
D'yeu notice in the recent clamity
nobody ever asked wat was the creed of
the man at Altered him a cup Of water
or leaf O. bread? P'raps it'll be the
same way when we git upstairs. teo.
It's ben heap of satisfaction to me
to find out at my mex door neighbor,
that l took to be a common. ornery sort
O. cuss, was tetin' hero round under
his 'leven-dollar suit of clothes.
Turn him over an bake him on the
other SIDE" says Beelzebub. What
fer?" says the imp. He wus director
in one O. these here pettifoggin' fire in
Nsuraace comp nies.2 says Beelzebub,
"an' 1 want to make him feel at lit
tie FIRE insurance at reely insured
would be a good thing"
GOT TO GIT A HUSTLE ON.
Got to git hustle on! Got to git
novel
Things amt 'zactIy runnin' now in an
oily groove
snap,
For the track is middlin' rough, apt to
jar a chap.
Half million things at least needin to
be done;
Have no time for mopin' round; do EN-
on the run.
Anybody ought to see, if our worth we
prove,
Got to git hustle on! Got to git
novel
Fellow yonder. who was worth several
hundred thou
Something landed, something dropped
worth a nickel now
But he isn't whinin' round takes it
with grin;
Had to git a hustle on mother pile to
win;
And he's like a multitude who take UP
their cross,
Never pausin' once to weep snivel Ger
their loss.
oh, tell you that their deed doth their
valor prove,
AS they git hustle on, as they git a
move,
Got to git hustle on, Nature stirred
a bit,
And the people in her way noticed they
were hit.
Then arose the men Of might. men of
blood and Drawn;
Said, While life and strength remain,
hope is never gone"
Half a million things to do, needing
DOING now
Time to git a hustle on, guess that
you'll allow.
Hey! Be up and at the work that may
you behoove-
Got to git hustle on! Got to git
novel
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08
WHAT DEFEATED SOLOMON.

Il admit" said King Solomon to the
Queen of Sheba, that once my wisdom
was completely set at naught and |
was absolutely defeated in one of my
enterprises
How did it chance?" the Queen in
quired.
Well. it didn't. exactly chance. The
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08

California glace fruits and choice can
dies Fun stock. Townssnd.s residanc.
and factory. 1920 Valencia ST. ana ~
I'm Derium- Post st. and Van Ness ave g
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08

business and industrial life back to the downtswn
district The time is not distant when the city that
the fire forced out to Fillmore street will have moved
back to its old haunts,
-Four deaths from heat and several prostra
tons was the record at Chicago Wednesday The
regular summer seems to have opened at
Chicago just the unusual earthquake incident
:Oses IN San Francisco.
All is not gain in Dick Canfelds gambling ac
tivities. His lawyer has sued him for 100000 and
secured judgment.
Oakland will endeavor to get through the Fourth
without fireworks. That feature was furnished in
April at San Francisco expense
Anarchy seems to have grip on the Gar As for
the Gar he does not appear to havf grip on any
thing
The best way to help the refugees is to hasten re
turn to conditions that will make them sef-support
ing
The San Francisco call., 1906-06-08

How does Senator Bloward stand on
the railroad rate legisIation?"
"He-is not entirely certain as yet
"Why not?'
He has not heard definitely from the
company he represents"
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-12-29
Brawley Budget

bur specialtcorrespond e Christmas tree at the school was we'll attended by the older Is we'll as the little ones. Ev- rg passed off without a hitch enjoyed a pleasant evening. and Mrs. Tom Edgar spent Christmas with friends and rela- i Imperial.
 wley was we'll represented at the |glven at Fl Centro, Christmas Why don't the young people Of y get up a dance at home some Lydia Whited came in Wed. evening to visit a few days r. and Mrs. Frederick. Miss was teacher of the first school Iley.
 and Martha Malan and Will Ire home from school to spend days.
 Jones has put on a delivery Q deliver goods to his custom mes has an eye for business. Nellie Pellett has just received ointment as postmlstress ot to succeed Mrs, Edith Mead ned, The postotfice will be but to what location has moi made public,
 Dunn Is Tn CaleXlco ms lleving Cashier Morrison, oI
 State Bank, who was obliged Los Angeles for a few days, chool here has closed for the and the teachers and scholars nding a pleasant vacation nron Is spending her vacation
 me in No, 8.
 Fields Is sdending the holidays
 me in San Diego,
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-12-29
1oltville Happenings
,rom onr Repular correspondent.

 Lena Brldensune Is home from Po- mona college to spend the holiday va :atlon with her parents. She Is enjoy ng her school work very much. Mrs. c. A. Skafte, wife of the pastor ii the M. E. church, has been suffering |urng the past week from neuralgia. R. E. Polndexter, of St. Louis, spent unday in Holtvllle. A. B. Jones has moved to his ne" bme on Cedar avenue.
 A large crowd took advantage Of e excursion to Fl Centro on Christ as night and attended the dance at at place.
 The directors of Imperial Water mpanIes No. 5 and 7 were at lmper- Thursday on business.
 The board of directors of Imperial ater company No. held a meeting last Saturday and held the sale Of delinouent stock. There was but v little stock for sale and It was bid at good figure.
 s. Davis left Monday for an ex- ded visit with his family in Redlands. w. Hart, one of the prosperous chers of the north end of district 5, was doing business in Holtville, urday.
 br. Robert M. Fryer and his grand from Newborn, Tenn Is spending W weeks In and about Holtville, Ing after his extensive land inter on the east side of the Valley. he ladies of the Aid Society will
 their next meeting on Wednes- January 2d, at the residence ot
 F. J. Cole.
 B. Richards and wife entertained ge company of relatives and friends nristmas dinner on that day. 
 e Holtvllle chamber of commerce hold their next regular meeting on Fday evening, January 9th,
 A. Rust returned Monday from a
 business trip to Los Angeles
 he went to make final proof on
 nd.
 official board of the M. E.
 h held meeting on last Wed-
 evening for the transaction oi
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-12-29
Pay off Old Subscribers

Considerably over $lO,OOO had been paid back to subscribers to the San Diego Eastern railroad fund by the reimbursement committees office, Fifth and c streets when the office closed yesterday afternoon.
 George w. Marston, member of the committee, said last night:
 More than a third of the San Diego Eastern fund has been paid back to subscribers. On Thursday IA checks were issued. amounting to $5 500, while on Friday the number of checks was l36, and the amount un- doubtedly larger than on the previous day, The checks drawn so far have averaged $50 each, San Diego Union.
 Wilson says he has calls for Imperial lands and especially for exchange for good orange and lemon groves, Los Angeles city property, also Riverside, Pomona, Pasadena, alfalfa lands in Downey and Compton. Now MT. Farmer you want to see Wilson about it. Thelma Hotel. Imperial Cal.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-12-29
Silsbee Sayings
From our regular Correspondent.

 nesday, Ian. 2d, 1907, at the home of Mrs. Patterson, at o'clock.
 Preaching by our pastor, Saturday night, Dec. 29th, Sunday, Dec. 3oth, morning and night, and midnight watch service Monday night. Every body invited to see the old year go out and the new year come In. These meetings will be in the Sllsbee school house, beginning at 7:3o every evening of these three evenings.
 The Y. P. C. E. next Sunday even- ing beginning at 7 o'clock sharp. Top ic Dec. 30, Carey and Missions in India"
 List your lands with the Ira Aten Land Go. They can get you best re- suits.
 Wesley Masten is home and has taken charge of his fathers draying business.
 Preaching at 3 o'clock Sunday at school house by J. F. Tout. Sunday school at p. m. All invited
 Mrs. s. T. Clover, wife of the edlor of the Los Angeles News, was register ed at the Hotel Fl Centro, Thursday.
 The rain seems ard on our tele- phone system. Thursday and Friday Fl Centro had hard work to commi- cate with the other towns.
 R. F. Moore orrived here Saturday from Los Angeles to take a position with the Hoton Power Company as bookkeeper and stenographer.
 H. J. Messenger was over from Holtville Thursday. He is having some printing done at the Press office for the Hotvile Chamber of Com- merce.
 We are expecting large number of land seekers in soon from Colorado, Oklahoma and Texas. If you have land for sale now is the time to list il with Ira Aten Land Go.
 Superintendent Ingram made a fly ing trip to Holtville in his special car Thursday afternoon MT. Ingram owns land on the East Side and went over to see after some work he Is having done.
 Rev. D. M. Gandier, of San Bernar. dino, superintendent of the anti-saloor league for this district. has been in the Valley for the past week. He was the guest of Rev. Greco here Thursda! night and till noon Friday, at Wnlcf time he started on his return home.
 Mir. Marion Keen. representative Q I. Crouch and Son. breeders and i'm porters of fine horses, of Lafayette Ind, left Wednesday noon for Sant; Ana, where he will exhibit some selec stock. Mir. Keen said he had neve been in place where his stay hat been as pleasant as at the Hotel E Centro. He expects to return in abou month
 Pay off Old Subscribers
 Considerably over $l0,000 had beel paid back to subscribers to the Sal
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The woodsman went into the
camp in the fall to stay during the
winter in earlier times, the facili.
ties of getting out being limited
and in marked contrast to those of
later days when the pine regions
were threaded with iron rails.
The woodsmen were fed well, says
a writer in the Pilgrim, because
they were expected to work hard,
drones not being tolerated, and to
do good work plenty Of GRUB" was
required. The bill of fare of an
average camp consisted of pork
and beef, potatoes, beans, bread,
dried apple sauce, tea, molasses
and occasionally cabbage, onions
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A PRETTY WEDDING.
Benton County Couple Welded
Sunday-Cooper-Whiteside.

The Whiteside home, two miles
west of town, was the scene of q
very pretty wedding Sunday,
when Miss Kate ]. Whiteside,
the only daughter, became the
bride of George E. Cooper, the
youngest son of Hon. and Mrs.
T. H. Cooper, of Benton.
Ten o'clock was the hour set
for the ceremony, and at the ap-
pointed time the wedding march
was heard, Miss Grace Lowe be-
ing the performer. The bridal
party came down the stairs and
marched to position under a
beautiful bell of bride roses in
the center Of a canopy of ivy.
Here the young couple was met
by Rev. G. H. Feese who per-
formed the ceremony in the
presence OF fifty relatives and
friends.
After congratulations a deli
cious wedding breakfast was
served on the lawn, during
which the brides bouquet was
tossed, and was caught by Miss
Mae Guthrie.
The bride was dainty and
modest in costume of white
silk crepe de chine, carrying a
shower bouquet of brides roses
and asparagus fern. The brides
maid, Miss Lilli Gellatly, was
prettily gowned in white organ
die. Samuel Whiteside, Jr., was
groomsman.
The rooms were beautifully
decorated with Oregon grare,
evergreens and white lilies.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cooper left on
the 1:2O train for Portla nd.
They will be at home to their
hosts of friends after July 9th,
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at the Whiteside home west of
Corvallis. Hearty congratula-
tions are extended.

From what we learn there was
''het time'' in Albany Satur-
day night. This was the las,
night of the old liquor law and
the sports undertook to drink all
the liquor on hand that it mig bit
not become insipid during the
long dry spell which is promised.
On the other hand, it is stated
that the prohibitionists burned
much powder in celebration oil
their victory. Altogether the
celebration was a memorable one.
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HOMES FOR SALE.

WILL SELL LOTS IN CORVALLIS,
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