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The Greeley tribune., 1906-05-17

New goods at Leiper Bros. furni.
ture store.
Miss Ruth Brush was an over Sun.
DAY visitor in Greeley.
Go to D. G. Muth for bicycle re-
pairing, 7l2 Eighth avenue.
Your job printing will receive
prompt attention II sent to The Tri-
bune. @.
Lester's. Lester's. Lester's. The
place to get the best there is IN fish,
Ing tackles.
Miss Edith Heath of Loveland
visited her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Fl.
T. Heath, over Sunday.
MIS-. Frank Ollie went to Fort
Collins Friday and visited until Sun
day with her sister, Miss Louise
Poirson.
Miss Josephine Dixon, who teaches
in Platteville, came to Greeley Fri
day for few days visit with her
mother, Mrs. M. J. Dixon.
1t Is time for that spring suit, un-
less you want to be out of season.
Let the Sharples Tailoring COM
pany, 7l5H Main street, take your
measure at once.
Miss Nettie Porges went to
Boulder Friday where she met her
sister who came from Cripple Creek
to enter the oratorical contest in
Boulder Friday evening.
$3.50, 900 to loan on irrigated farms
in Larimer and Weld counties.
Principal can be repaid in annual
installments. r. L. McCulloch,
room 81, Avery block, Fort Collins.
Ditch builders should look up the
Maginnes steel hume before figuring
on using any other. Nothing else
on the market equals it for durabil-
ity and convenience. Can be had
extensible and in any length. In
quire of Baker g. Badger, Greeley.
Colo, or P. McGinnes, maker, Kim
ball, Neb.
The State Agricultural college has
jnst issued several new bulletins
that will be of interest to farmers.
One is about culture methods for
sugar beets by Prof. Olin. This is
known as bulletin No. 100. There
are two upon alfalfa, numbered ITO
and Ill. These are by Prof. Head
den. The fourth is by P. K. Blinn
and is called "a Hopperdozer, and
treats of remedies for the grasshop-
per pest.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-05-17
Little Locals
sss-s-s-s-s-si-ssiisiiii-ii-s-i-s-s-

|lazier, the jeweler.
kwn mowers sharpened at Lester's.
fall paper in all grades at Stov-
Book Store.
| C. Titler went to Cheyenne last
on business trip.
Rrs. Frank Benson went to Den
Sunday for a weeks stay.
hgraved calling cards and we'd
stationery at the Tribune
iss Helen Garrigues went to
ber last Saturday. returning
Jay.
ts. Robert Brown returned to
Lupton Sunday after a few days
in Greeley.
IS. Ira 1. Sides went to Eaton
Thursday to visit her sister,
Clarence Gosselin.
we'll known cooking club will
a sale of cooked foods Saturday
. to 6, at Mack's Grocery.
y, 900 to loan on farm and i'm
ID property. Good rates of in
Kinsella & Brown, Greeley,
can show you % styles and
of refrigerators and at prices
Rre right. McCutcheon Hard
Go.
). E. Y. Jones of Denver came
eeley last week for a visit of
u weeks with her daughter,
"a. Reynolds.
!. D. j. March went to Denver
Thursday and will remain in
ty several weeks visiting her
and brother.
bit wait until the season Is
but order at once, one of those
spring suits from Baird &
rd. They are right.
members of the Episcopal
b held all informal reception
hturday evening at the rectory
bor of Bishop Olmstead.
ge Junius Henderson Of the
court of Boulder county was
Peley a few days last week, the
of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L. Bart
have the largest and most
ete stock of hardware ever in
Prn Colorado and will make
prices in all lines. McCutch-
arwdare Co.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-05-17

1905 wall paper at stover's Bool
Store. ...
Miss Nena Hanna spent las,
Thursday In Ault.
Miss Pearl Calvin spent several
days last week in Eaton.
Miss Susie Layden went to Boulder
Thursday for few days visit.
Strawberry Day will be celebrated
at Glenwood Springs June 16 this
year.
Extension tables from s6 up to
$40 A nice PEDESTAL table for sl6 at
Leiper Bros.
II you need job printing phone
The Tribune and man will be sent
to attend to you.
Miss Carena Lee went to Fort COL
Inns last Friday and visited until
Sunday with her mother.
Chancellor Buchtel of Denver
University delivered two excellent
sermons at the armory last Sunday.
Parties desiring to reach trade of
Eaton and vicinity can do no better
than to put an ad in the Eaton
Herald.
Durham is still in the market
with full line Of jewelers. goods.
Repair work will be promptly and
we'll done.
Mrs. Will Francisco returned to
Fort Collins last Monday after four
days. visit with relatives and
friends in Greeley.
The Sharples Tailoring company
does good work. They also have the
goods to make that new spring suit.
Try them, 7l5H Main street.
Free at The Seventh Street Har-
ness shop. High grade harness to
be given away. Call and see how
we do it. Don't wait too long.
Miss Mable Tilyou has finished
her school at Beebe Draw and came
to Greeley last week. She will visit
two weeks with j. L. Lucas and
family.
We have the largest and most
complete stock of hardware ever in
northern Colorado and will make
right prices in all lines. McCutch-
con Hardware Co.
G. W. Alps went to Loveland Sat-
urday, returning Sunday. His sis
ter, Miss Ona Alps, who has been
visiting here the last two weeks re-
TUNED to Loveland with him.
About twenty five young friends of
Clyde Macy of Lone Tree surprised
him at his home last Saturday even
Ing. The evening was spent with
games and refreshments we're served.
Should you happen to be passing
the Coronado building just cast a
glance at the snow window Of the j.
s. johnson Jewelry company. The
display thsre is equal to anything IL
Denver.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Clifton from
Iowa, who have been spending
month with Mr.. and Mrs. G. F.
Deffke, will move to Greeley and ex-
pect to remain a year. Mrs. Clifton
is sister of Mr.. Detfke.
On account of the store being so
new and to give people better
chance to come in and examine our
goods at their leisure we will for the
rest of this week only, keep open un-
til 10 O'Clock in the evening. Ihe
johnson Jewelry company, new Coro'
nado building.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-05-17
. GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruaing
iuna mu1' money Il PAZO OINTMENT rails
20 oI cnre in 6 to IA days. 5oc.
The Jewish outlook., 1906-06-29
Low Rates
East

Boston and back-$49.O5. June 2, 8, T.
New Haven and back-$49.50 June 1, 2,
8, a. Limit, 18th. Limit June 80 for 81 extra.
Louisville and back-$34.50 June IL, IL,
49, Limit June 25th. Thirty day limit
so cents extra.
Chicago, st. Louis, Kansas City and
many other eastern points at one fare plus
$500 round trip. June 1, 2, to 16 and July
1 to 10. Limit October 81.
Full particulars from
J. P. HALL, Gen. Agt. A., T. & S. F. Ry
oO1 Seventeenth ST., Denver.
The Jewish outlook., 1906-06-29
LOCAL AND THROUGH TRAIN SERVICE
Via The Rio Grande System.

Via ne hlo Granoc System.
Leave DenVer pullman accommodations
99n1Sy)s only ,So SAG, 9;So ..o a M $780, $3.50, 500.
Denver to Palmer Lake, Colorado SPRING.
and Manftou-Sunday Only-Leave Den
Denver to Florence,-Leave Denver $3.50, and
9:So a. M, 1:so 500 and 9:4o p;
pullman accommodations only), $780, and
$50 a. m; l:So, 500 and 9:4o p. m.
yer 500 SPuIlman accommodati ations only.
n;s $50 and 80. S:so a. m; 500 and $40 p m: 90
nd ts % and s1S m $50
Denver % TO- GlenWood Springs, Utah and Pa
Observation-Disclosures on1yC. $40 and $40 M
to to 500 nsnyer
500 6Pullman accommodations only). $3.50
MsrsSai MAJ S;Ig Passy E. my 500 and 9;4o p M (via
Denver to Gunnison, Montrose, Delta, Paonia,
oau1rn"y' Telluride md Rico-Leave Denver
sss. s:ssas' r.;.s; s%s;% & Es%ss% sss:ss. 5S;
Denver e., e Trip1dad, E!moro, wal.enburr and
Denver to Victor and Cripple Creek.-Leave
DenSen DenSsp eo kao.p. soo p ~ Git, md S.
Bnng caTe ssS uman III nnd oo M and Tour
open End Observation Coaches Between
through the during the Sumner
The most complete and satisfactory Colo
rado and Utah Service ever established.
The new daylight solid. vestibuied, eiectric
Write for free illustrated pamphlets
General Passenger & Ticket Agent,
Denver. Colorado.
, 1906-06-27
Drum Fish are Biting

Frank A. Dunham, of Wildwood,
distinguished himself as a fisherman
three times in succession last week.
On three evenings he marched to the
Casino pier armed with hook, line and
"moss bunker" bait and three times he
triumphantly returned laden with a
weighty specimen of the red drum va
riety, all of which tipped the scales at
about thirty pounds and measured over
three feet in length. Howard War
rington also captured a large red drum
Saturday evening. Some of the less
fortunate anglers at the pier have an
envious eye on stump" Durham and
the Captain and wonder how they do
it. Some say they always spit over
their left shoulder before casting a line.
Durham is a cracker jack drummer
and intends to carry off all honors this
season.
, 1906-06-27
ST. SimeOn's Sunday-SchOOl
Picnic

The picnic ofSt. Simeon's-by-the-Se Sea
Sunday-school held last Thursday,
June q, at Pierce's Point was a great
success. Luncheon, ice ream and
candy had been provided in abundance
for all the members free of charge,
including transportation. In the after
noon various sports were INDUCED in
such as foot races, jumping matches
and base ball, the winners in each case
receiving a prize. The prize winners
were:
Webster Bright, Emma Seibert,
Marion Weary, Lucy Ober.
The teachers race was won by Miss
Alta Ryan. The three l.gged race
among the officers caused a great deal
of merriment, and was won by the
librarian and superintendent. On the
return journey, by an arrangement
which the superintendent made with
a farmer, the boys were permitted to
climb a cherry tree and partake to the
fill of its delicious fruit. There were
no accidents, and everybody had a
most delightful time. The Sunday
school last Sunday gave a unanimous
r sing vote to the contributors through
whose generosity the picnic was made
possible without expense to the scholars,
to the preparation committee and to
all who had in any way helped to
make the day such a great success.
, 1906-06-27

Your laundry work done neatly and prompt
ly by the Hub Laundry Company, Wild
wood avenue, Wildwood. Wagons call
for and deliver goods
, 1906-06-27
R. w. BIDDLE. Agent
Speaking Of the Cape May
Baker

"The Cape May baker," said the
knowing youth, lis the happiest man
ever Everything he stirs up pans
out we'll. All he kneads is his, he has
dough to burn, and his stock is always
raising. He certainly takes the cake!
He's a stirring chap, and does things
up brown. Though he is well bred,
and somewhat of a high roller, he is
not above mixing with his hands.
Besides he is pious and cheerfully
icing his favors for everybody. The
baker is the original wise man of the
YEAST. Why not make his acquain-
lance?
, 1906-06-27
TAILOR AND

Carl A. Peterson, Tailor and I'm porter, N. w.
corner 18th and SAMSON streets, second
floor, Philadelphia, Pa.
, 1906-06-27
TO LOAN

$4,000 In Trustfunds to loan on first mortgage
In sums to suit. Bring papers. Horace +.
Nixon, Attorney, 317 Market ST., Camden
N. j.
, 1906-06-27

To rent,-Holly Beach, beach front, ideal cot
tage, piano, paintings, comforts, three
bed rooms, $50. Mrs. Young, 900 An
drews avenue.
, 1906-06-27

For Rent or Sale-Two five room cottages on
Spruce avenue. Apply to Chas. Mace,
Anglesea.
, 1906-06-27
LEADING

Styles of Mems, Boys and Children's Clothing for
summer wear in a grand assortment at right prices.
We offer the best Blue Serge Suits you ever bought
for the money. A great big assortment of Summer
Underwear, Straw Hats, Negligee Shirts, Belts, Caps,
Suspenders, Neckwear, Outing Trousers, Suit Cases,
Umbrellas, Overalls, Working Pants, Butchers Gowns,
most complete stock of Mems, Boys and Children's
Shoes and the newest things out in White Canvas
Shoes and Oxfords for Ladies, Misses and Children.
Let us take your measure for a suit made by our ex-
pert workmen in our Bridgeton store and insure you
the best satisfaction you ever had. We invite your
inspection.
, 1906-06-27
COAL DEALERS

The undersigned of the Board
of Chosen Freeholoers of Cape May county
will receive bids for three carloads Of White
Ash Lehigh stove coal Ito be delivered on
railroad siding at cape May Court House,
during the month of September, 1867 until
Friday, July ID, 1906, at noon. The COM
mittee reserves the right to reject any or all
bids.
CHARLES p. VANAMAN,
Dias Creek, N. j.
JOHN p. FOX,
Ocean City, n. j.
WESLEY r. WALES,
Cape May City, NJ j.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21
A BUGBEAR-

The western part of the state is OBJ
jecting to nominating a. state ticket by
a primary election on the ground that
the eastern counties are the more pop
ulous and that they would therefore
"hog'' the Offices. The State Journal
is not arguing in favor of a primary
election for the nomination of a state
ticket. but this particular objection is
largely imaginary.
If it were possible for a candidate
for state office to have a personal
acquaintance with any large percent
age of the voters of a state, he might
line up one section of a state for him
in opposition to another. but as this is
Impossible no candidate would be
likely to get the approximately solid
vote Of more than his congressional
district-just as he can do in a state
convention. And he might not get the
vote of his congressional district. For
instance, a Topeka man would be less
likely to get a big vote in Leavenworth
than he would in the Sixth district A
Crawford county man might get the
approximately solid vote of the Third
district, but the First and Fourth dis
tricts would be just as likely to vote
for a Seventh district man.
AS a matter of fact. the candidates
personal reputation and his factional
lineup would really have more to do
with his support than would the fact
that he belongs to the eastern or the
western part of the state.
The center of population in Kansas
is probably somewhere between Coun-
ell Grove and Strong City. If that is
true the western half Of the population
has twelve state officers at present
while the eastern half has only seven;
and the same ratio would probably
hold good were the officers nominated
by direct primaries instead OF by com
bines in conventions.
If the primary election system is
practicable it is the ideal way TO make
sominations, but It needs to be safe
guarded the same as is an election.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21
orAKrR REFLECTIONS.
TFrom the PhiladeIphla Hecuru.l

rr-oro the Philadelphia Record
A suit of clothes is generally elther
good fit or q spasrn-
The man who paddles MS own Canoe
cant do it by proxy
Wealth brings happiness quite as often
as poverty does.
No. Maude. dear; a cupid's bow mouth
is not an arrow one
Won might as well give the devil his
due. for he'll get 1t anyhow
None of us know as much about our
selves as other people seem to know about
US.
It doesn't make q man any more cheer
full to realize that he must die to be ap-
When you tell a girl you can read her
face it is quite natural that she should
turn red.
There are only -four. seasons, but some
times it seems as though we get them all
in one week.
Tommy-'Pop. what is a hack writer?''
Tomrny's POp-'A hack writer, my son, IS
a man who can't afford to ride in one.''
She-"But girls are more generous than
men" He-'I admit that a girl dOesn't
really enjoy full moon unless she can
share 1t with a man"
Wigg-"I know a man who was robbed
in broad day light in London" Wagg-
Why, is robbery so scarce there %
Wagg-'No. but broad day light is"
Blobbs-"She sued him for divorce on
the ground of insanity" SIobbs-"And
didn't he contest the suit?'' Blobbs-s'No.
he frankly admitted that he must have
been crazy when he married her.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21

a story is going the rounds of the
territory press of a farmer, living a few
miles from Henryetta, who wore his
old suit until everybody was tired of it,
and his estimable wife was almost
ashamed of him. But one day. when
selling produce in town, he determined
to buy a new suit, and a happy thought
struck him. He would surprise Eliza
So he bundled new suit into the
wagon, hurried toward home, and at the
bridge. two miles from town, he stood
up in the wagon and peeled" anE threw
the despised old suit into the creek.
Then he reached for his new clothes.
They were gone-had jolted out of the
wagon The night was cold, apaS his
teeth chartered as he skurried for home
He surprised Eliza even more than he
observation-disclosures City Journal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21
GLOBE SIGHTS.


From the Atchison Giope.i
People lose a lot of time every day in
telling their troubles
It is a sign some people have been told
bv the doctors that they can't get well
when they begin to be more charitable
When girl thinks she is a singer it is
not until her father has loanSrupted him
self in having her voice trained that she
wakes up.
After a bachelor gets the notion in his
head that he is a good catch he Is as eau
ti0us in all his movements as a cat that
is crossing a strange yard.
It must be hard to be the wife of
preacher and have to make ones exalted
idea of a preacher and poor opinion of a
husband, meet on equal terms.
The only time 1t is not impolite for a
man to yawn is when he is all alone in
his room. and then, particularly as he
grows older and more tired OF people, is
the only time when he doesn't feel like It.
A definition of friendship not found in
the dictionary: When a woman is asked
to stand in the receiving line at a party:
When she goes to the milliner and
chooses the mourning hats to be tried on
before the funeral
The third day after a woman receives
an inheritance she discovers that she has
always wanted to move the body of some
dead relative from somewhere to some
where else. and can do It now that she
has the money.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21

promise to marry you within q month
shan't answer any questions KS yes o.
no right Off. 1919
'sThen it's yes. by thunder. exclaimed
Jed. as he reached the roadside renee.
The deed was made out before stnQoFtA
and sent away TO the county sest 10 Ds
recorded. Next day the man VINO Was
looking for an asylum site called upon tne
Widow Thomas. He had scarcely men
toned the poor orphans when she laugh
ed and said: -,
to lose a good thing The GROUND W
there is full of nsZrzt gas ana you Know
IT. It's only % rniIes TO pipe il to chicago.
II its under the meadow then Il s uldeE
hundreds of acres around here 60 anead
and make any test you VIII, ana then
come back with your ofIer.
A week later he was willing to hand
over SO, 900 in cash, and when Jed Wneei-
er had seen the money counted anu tio
deed passed he exclaimed:
BY thunder, Martha but that was the
only piece OF land had, and when a pia-
no teller comes along and wants TO trade
me goose farm for the raising OF speck-
led geese. what am to say to him
fsRefer him to your wife, she answered
as she kissed him for the first time
Copyright, 1906, by K A Whiteheao.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21

Kentok HOri. the japanese Buddhist
priest, was attacking Mahometanism
in Chicago, says the Minneapolis Jour
nal.
THE Mahometans. he said, ian
swer inquirers' questions with smooth
lies. These lies are only on the surface
plausible. The slightest reflection
shows their tremendous falsity.
The Mahometans answer questions
as I once heard a middle-aged man an
swer a boy.
office. regarding the globe that re-
volved in the window.
DO you mean to tell me-. said the
boy, that the world is as round as
that?'
I do the man answered.
&c Then said the boy, I can't under
stand why the people on the other side
don't fall off
THE man sneered.
You fatigue me, he said, YEARLY.
g Well why is it?' the boy persisted.
g Heaven. the man answered, has
given those people common sense. and
they hold on
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21

In fact, if you had a hotbed right
now you could taste home grown let
tuce and radishes in March; beans
beets and parsley in April.
Figure it out for yourself A hothed
is three feet by six. It will hold TWEEN
tv-eight>heads of lettuce-twO heads a
day.
At forty cents a pound or ten cents
head Cnidwinter prices) a single crop
of lettuce would cost you, If bought
from the grocer $3.06, or more than
YOU paid for the SASH A hundred per
cent in two months!
Has your boy ever earned any pocket
rnonev9 I wonder If he wouldn't like
to raise a lot of young tomato plants to
sen this spring 2-The Garden Maya
zine for February
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L
don't consider that its wise
To let the angry passions rise.
Ny enemies. I think, will grant
That am mild and tolerant.
When things 90 wrong you always ind
Ne calm, unrumled and resigned.
am not prone to rip and tear
And ramp and stamp and storm and swear.
No, on the contrary. I am
AS meek as Noses or a lamb.
Forbearance is where most I shine;
Jobs patience did not equal mine.
I pride myself on keeping cool.
Dnbrfdled passion marks a fool.
You very seldom. I engage
Have seen me fly into a rage.
But there's a limit, I confess.
To all my sweet submissiveness.
Confound, dad burn it all! Great Scott!
say DO you wonder that I'm hot?
You know that dislike to wait,
And dinners now five minutes late.
Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21
Might HAVE Helped Some.

Reverend Sam Jones. the noted
Georgia revivalist preacher, was at all
times, to say the least, forceful IN his
language. Above all things he objects
to a pretense of Representatives,, his re-
ligion being something Of the shirt
sleeves order. On one occasion he had
taken for his text: Vanity" and, to
point his moral said:
Now, If there is woman in the con-
gregation this morning. who didn't look
into the mirror before coming to the
meeting, I want to see her Z want her
to stand upi"
meekly dOwncast eyes To describe her
IN a kindly way, one would say home
ly." The Reverend Jones rested his
earnest eyes upon her.
Wen. God bless you. sister he said
1T certainly is a pity that you didnst!''
Success Magazine.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Bishop Satterlee insisted that Alice
promise to obey, but If this department
we're not opposed to gambling it would
pet that Mr.. Longworth does his share
Of obeying.
Folks poke a good deal of fun at
Dave Biain,s Auroraborealis and Pata-
gonia canal but if the newspaper
stories are correct it is progressing al
most as fast as the one at Panama
We also wonder who wrote King Eds
speech before parliament for him.
This department finds it impossible
to work up any enthusiasm about go
ing to Kansas City to hear Bernhard
play in language that cannot be
understood.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-21


At a Princeton alumni dinner held in
New York, President woodrow Wilson
alluded to the genius of Johns Hopkins
as money maker, and said that on
one occasion, when Mr.. Hopkins was
more intent on accommodating wealth
than on the wise disposition of 1t, three
young men waited upon him to ask help
for the local Young Mems Christian
Association.
But have no money Mr.. Hopkins
said; that is, have no ready money.
1 have a little property, but that, of
course, is not available. I don't see how
I can aid you"
We'll, Mr.. Hopkins" said the spokes-
man, I'VE shall be glad to take your
note'
"Um. Inn! Now. that's clever! You
shall have it." And he forthwith wrote
his note for $4,000, payable in six months
AS he handed it over, he said: TELL me
now what you are going to do with
this?''
we will turn it into cash"
But see here said Mr.. Hopkins,
What will that cost you?"
six per cent"
THAT will never do. It's too much.
I'll discount it myself for four"
And he did" added President Will
son, although he had no ready money"
Chicago Inter-Ocean.