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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Theatre goers are looking forward
TO the treat in store for them, when
the big scenic production in play form
Of Quincy Adams Sawyer" will be
presented in Union hall Thursday
evening, June 2S.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

The following delegates from this
town went to Portland Tuesday to at
tend the Republican State convention
today +. r. Smith. r. J. Taylor, and
c. f. Frost. They will be Joined there
by Delegates Oramcl Murray. G. B.
Haskell and Chairman J. w. Manson.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27
NOMINATION CONFIRMED.

Washington June 26-The Senate in
executive session today confirmed the
nomination of Seldcn Common, as PEN
sion agent at Augusta. Me.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

J. q. Condor has accepted position
in the Maine Central freight Office
to fill the vacancy caused by the leav-
ing of f. c. Clifford July I.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

consecutively. Several specches wcr,
made on the bill.
The Senate adjourned at 1856 p. NJ IN
til II o'clock tomorrow
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Mr.. AMI Mrs. Walter $. Bishop "f NV
Uav.n, Ct. Fred +. cnrl'"r II W"stii"ld.
Mass. u. J. Buckley Of Palmer Mass.
and MIR AMI Mrs. y. J. Whit" Of Weeks
Mills registered at til" Hotel Tuesday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

The Ladies' Aid of the Methodist
church will meet at r. NJ. Thursday
with Mrs. o. a. Witham. Pleasant
street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Frank /. Shaw arrived Monday from
Lewiston in q very attractive looking
Cadillac car. which he had purchased
in that city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Miss Helen Jacobs Of Peabody. Mass.
is a guest for this week at the home
of Mr. and Mrs. S. r. Haines, Main
street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27
HALLOWELL.

Walter Niles is paying a visit to rela-
tiveS in Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27
PITTSFIEI.D.

Miss Mollie q. Marston has returned
TO her home i'll Skowhegan.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Charles II. Watts, who is i'll at his
home with pneumonia. is reported as
being better.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Earle Towle is at home from Worces-
a.. Macs for his summer vacation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Mrs. George kilgorc is making L visit
to relatives in Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27
WINTHROP.

Fred stubhs passed Tuesday in Farm
ingtnn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Mrs. \. II. Lord has gone to Batf
for q visit to her daughter
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

q q Jenkins went to Bath Tuesday
on business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Charles |oombS has returned from I,
visit to Manchester
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

NJ the Tnyntrr sheds are being huist"d
into place this week ana much Of the
machinery in the r,nwcr ana rnnders-
in@ house il rapidly hcin'; ;srt up. There
il VT many weeks "f strenuous labor
before even 4 suggestion &c completion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Memories Of Garibaldi are recalled by
tt% death Of Sig. Vito Riccobono. at
fnpdnn He was in his eighty-fourth
year md played an important part in the
.,,oi,rrb the whole campaign under Carl
h. Idi' in more recent years he was asso-
~ with Covent Garden and Drury
1ane theaters as an operate singer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

G""r:," wis. If south Paris has been
calling 81 oil friends recently in this
city while the guest of relatives IT
Gar liner MI Wise removed from Hal
lowell in 1851 ana has prospcrod Well
He found many familiar faces here and
tn" rrc;IIng of 90 tim" incidents gave
him much enjoyment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Nj. Revere of Massachusetts is Wis
fling friends in town for a few weeks.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Miss Grace Gatchell Of Cohasset IS
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Catch
ell.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

Mrs. Eugene +. forke OK Biddftoru
has been visiting Mr. and Mrs ;. y.
Edwards.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-27

tho senior Grafton was delivered W
, III pnfus Redden of Hyde PARK.
Mass.. with zeal and enthusiasm sa anA'
,"cnld have done credit to Webster e.
" I'VE are gathered here perhaps lot
40 r,st time. our college days are over,
W. fclt 4 thrill Of mingled pleasure anu anu
fear rs We entered on our life here. We
,,ar. feel thrill Of joy at having com
,1rtod our course. yet beneath that
thrill there is note Of sadness. ~
oven bravcst hearts may swell III tie
moment of farewell
.I5ut what next? :.
IF We have been only ideaiisuc IN
college we will find ourselves racing
me realistic in a few snort months.
Problems more difficult to solve than
all mathematics will have TO be faced.
Tests that can't be passed by cram
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-05-24
Borneo Mosquitoes.

The worst infested neighborhood in
the world Is the coast Of Borneo. The
streams of that region are at certain
seasons unnavigable because of the
clouds of mosquitoes which fill tie air
and make life insupportable. Mel on
ships lying along the Borneo coast are
often driven delirious by the pain and
loss Of sleep caused-by mosquitoes.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-05-24

Very Low Rates to New Haven, Conn.
Via the North Western Line. Ex-
cursion tickets will be sold on conven-
lent dates, with favorable return
limits, on account of Annual Conven-
ton National Council, Knights of
Columbus, to be held June 8 to 9.
Apply to agents Chicago & North
Western R'y.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-05-24
HOMEsEEKERs' EXCURSION TO
THE NORTHWEST, WEST
AND SOUTHWEST.

Via the Northwestern line. Ex-
cursion tickets at greatly reduced
rates are on sale to the territory in
dicated above. Standard and Tourist
Sleeping Cars, Free Reclining
Chair Cars and ''The Best of Every
thing" For dates of sale and full
particulars apply to agents Chicago
& Northwestern R'y.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-05-24

LOW RATES TO BOSTON MASS,
Via the North Western Line, for
tickets to be sold June 2, 3, a and,
with favorable return limits, on ac-
count of American Medical Associa-
ton Meeting. Apply to agents Chica-
go & North Western R'y.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-05-24
Wasps.

The male wasp is said by some natu-
ralists to perform no work whatever,
while others assert that the males are
the scavengers of the community, keep
ing the nests clean and carrying out
the bodies of the dead.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
CITY WILL NOT
Be FOURTHLESS
There Will Be Festivities at
Both the Parks, Baseball
and Bicycle Races.
MANY PICNICS PLANNED
THERE WILL BE BALLOON AS
CENSION AT JACKSON PARK IN
AFTERNOON - CONCERTS AND
FIREWORKS AT GLEN.

The Fourth will be celebrated in
this city with a little more than the
usual pomp and display. Both of the
parks will have band concerts in the
afternoon and evening and along with
this there will be dancing. Many pic
MICS are dated for the day and Glen
Miller will be packed with lunch bas-
kets, and merrymakers. There will
be an influx of picnicers from the
surrounding towns and an excursion
from Dayton will lend an added popu-
lation to the Glen. In the afternoon
under the auspices of the local sports
men there will be bicycle races at
Earlham. These will be for. various
holiday prizes, which will be contri-
buted by local merchants. In the
evening there will be fireworks dis
plays at both parks and throughout
the city. The exhibition at the Glen
will draw many persons as this dis
play promises to be very beautiful, in
that it will be over the lake. Base
ball will claim the attendance of the
fans" both at the Athletic Park and
at East Haven. At Jackson Park
there will be a balloon ascension in
the afternoon.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
WATSON LEADS
IN THE SINGING
Last Day in the House Is Civ
en- Over to Singing Many
Patriotic Airs.
MANY SENATORS LOOK ON
SIXTH DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN
LEAVES SICK BED TO GO TO
HOUSE TO LEAD IN GREAT
CHOIR WORK.

Louis Ludlow, writing from Wash
ington, says:
Indiana men were conspicuously in
the lime light when the first session
of the Fifty-ninth congress faded into
history Saturday. Representative
Jim" Watson, whose singing is pro-
nounced by Speaker Cannon the
sweetest of all earthly melody, per-
formed in the role of choir leader in
the House. The senators are too dig
nified to permit singing in the Senate
chamber, but many of them stole qui-
city over to the House and enjoyed
the feast of music. Watson stood in
one of the aisles and beat time with
an imaginary baton. He left a sick
bed to go to the House, and although
the perspiration rolled in great beads
from his face, his musical perform
ance seemed to do him good.
The fun started about 80 when
the House took it's first fifteen-minute
recess. That was when Watson got
up and turned loose the opening words
of my Country, 'Tis of Thee" Gen.
keifer of Ohio, who was speaker of
the House longer ago than most peo-
pie care to remember, climbed over
dozen or so seats. plowed through
a group of his colleagues and joi.ed
the choir leader.
The general is proud of his singing
and he never loses an opportunity to
exercise his vocal chords. Chairman
Tawney of the Appropriations Com
mittee. who was once a real actor,
and Olmstead of Pennsylvania, who
thinks he missed his calling by not
going on the concert circuit, joined
in to help out Mr.. Watson.
In little while pretty nearly every
body on the floor able to speak above
a whisper, had Joined in the refrain
and the grand old song was Numbered
out by 800 voices until it shook the
glass skylights.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
DECKS CLEAR TO DATE
NO MORE IMPROVEMENTS
Street Commissioner Gem Has Com
pIeted all the Work Outlined for
Him and Will Wait Till After Fourth
to Begin Again.

Street improvements are all clear
ed up to date" so says Street Commits
sioner Gem. Meaning by that that
there is no more work to be done by
him until the board hustles around
and finds something to occupy
Docs" mind and time. The work of
putting in brick crossings along North
Eleventh street is now finished. The
National Road from West Fifth street
to the entrance of Earlham cemetery,
which was recently taken into the
city, has been rolled and the grass on
each side cut down. The road is now
eight feet wider than before and is
considered to be in better form than
many of the city streets. The board
las several street improvements un-
Ter consideration, which will be TAX
en- up at their next meeting. No
more work, other than keeping the
alleys clean, will be attempted until
after the Fourth.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
DEATHS AND FUNERAL S.

bAChME Eh-SdrOlln6 hackney
err, aged IA years, widow of William
Backmeyer, died yesterday morning
at the home of her daughter Mrs.
George Bullerdick, 100 North 9Th st.
Time of funeral will be announced
later.
SCHALk-Peter Schalk died YES
terday morning at his home in East
Germantown. The funeral will take
place from the home at 10 O'Clock
Tuesday morning. Please omit flow
ers.
SHARKETT-James j. Sharkett
aged IS years, is dead at his home.
2126 N. F street after short illness
His wife. five sons and one daughter
survive him. The funeral will be held
from st. Mary's church Tuesday at 9
A. NJ. Body will be placed in the
vault at Earlham. One son is on the
way from San Francisco Kindly
omit flowers
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
HID IN ICE COOLER
TO EVADE OFFICER
Butcher Nearly Froze to Death
Before He Finally Sur
rendered.
WANTED AS A WITNESS
ABLE TO GIVE TESTIMONY AFT.
Err THAWING IN WARMER AIR
yRIENp CONVICTED &C AS
sAuLT AND BATTERY.
WANTED AS A WITNESS

Hartford City, Ind, July 1. (Spl)-
When Marshal Nelson Worley called
at the Carroll meat market to subpoe-
ma William Duffey as witness in the
trial of Herbert Wilmer, charged
with assault and battery on John Du-
cey, he was unable to find his man.
! Duffey had seen the officer coming
and attempted to elude the officer by
hiding in the big cooler. The Off
Ger, on finding that he was not in the
store, decided to wait. In the mean
time, Duffey sat on box in the cooler
until he became so cold that he had
to come out. Then Marshal Morley
read him the subpoena and took him
to the mayors office, where, after he
had thowed out, he made very good
witness. Wilmer was found guilty
and was fined $11.20.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
Washington.
President

Congress adjourned; President
Roosevelt dominant figure in closing
scenes; discovered error and stopped
$8,000.O00 grab; vaudeville in the
house.
Senator Cullom reviewed work of
congress: said session was most no
table in history of nation for years.
Speaker Cannon in speech adjourn
ing house said 1t was most notable
congress in thirty years.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
MURDOCH GETS ANOTHER
BUYS THE STOCK OF E. & P.
Traction Line Built by Perry J. Free
man Has Been Sold to Murdoch
Marshall Syndicate of Lafayette
Will Extend Line.

The stock of the Evansville and
Princeton Traction company was
transferred last Saturday to the Mulk
dock-Marshall syndicate of Lafayette.
Judge p. ]. Freeman started the bufld-
ing OF the road about three yearsfago.
Within the past thirty days theForigi-
nal stockholders, including Judge
Freeman, have been unloading their
holdings, and Saturday the heal was
consummated. The work bf extend
ing the line to vincennesw begin
at once.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
New Laws in Brief

bills by the hftyninth
Railroad
Deficiency bill.
building
Lake bill
Naval appropriation
immunity prosecution testimony
Aofore
Type Panama
Internal o removed.
amoGn to $9oo,0oo,ooo
Plans to be submitted the batteship aHoa
Bill passed to beauty Niagara Falls.
Tariff entering Philippine Island revised.
Employers liability bill passed.
One ndred
to be expended
Nearly 100000 supplies California
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
Domestic.

School of vice of Murdered Archi-
tect White had many prominent men
as patrons.
Two men in Breathitt county Jail,
Kentucky, confess to assassinating
three during a feud.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
Saturdays Review

+, For the benefit of those who did not
See the Sunday issue of the Palladium
the following brief index of the most
important news is given:
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

Miss Ida Manger is spending a few
weeks visiting her parents at Colum-
bus Ohio.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
New York.

= Heat caused ten deaths, one attempt
at suicide and three cases of insanity
in New York.
Vessel sailed to carry hair tonic to
millions of Malagasy, stricken with
badness.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

state.
Wind storm accompanied by heavy
rain and severe lightning sweeps over
north part of state and four persons
are killed,
Officers elected at the biennial con-
,vention of the State Epworth League
at Logansport.
Bryan's name is cheered wildly at
Democratic convention held at Month
cello.
Local.
That Mary Bertram suicide6 is firm.
ly established by letter she left be-
hind.
Council committee will recommend
that city financially aid Reid Memo
rial Hospital.
County has forty-two. June brides.
Mr.. Fred Carr and Miss Juliet Hol-
lingsworth married.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
THE CITY IN BR|EE

Robert Hutchins and 6nrad Nc
Means of indianapolis 6ent Sunday
with friends in this q ".
no charges. C. J6endenhail. Dentist
It
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. N. Norris and Mr.
and Mrs. Cal Lambeng of Anderson,
spent yesterday in Ge city with vs.
B. Dye and family,
Laundry to geN your laundry tt
Richmond CommapdexG Kxehts
Templar. meets MondaSeevenl& July
2, for business only.
Fire Works, Balloon wit, Para
chute drop, Shooting craekers at
Bartel's, 925 Main. LIT
Mass leaves for his home this morn
ing.
The city council meets tonight.
Ramsey Poundstone is confined to
his bed with asthma.
The new cement walk in front of
the Gennett theatre has been COM
pleted.
The foundation of Ben Barters
house on South 18th street has been
completed and the erection will be
begun today.
Henry Gennets new electric motar
car has arrived. 1t is one of the most
improved and handsomest streetPwag-
ons in the city. a
Horse trading has reached the
g
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

Horse trading has REACHED the
zenith of it's interest in the Eity. Scar
cely day goes by that sbme ten or
fifteen horses do not Change hands
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02
Foreign.
State.

Goremykin Cabinet is doomed in
Russia.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

Henry Gennet's new electric motal
car has arrived. 1t is one of the most
improved and handsomest streetgwag
ons in the city.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

Robert Hutchins and Gonrad Nc
with friends in this q y.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

Teeth extracted Without pain or
no charges. c. ~ Eendenhail. Dentist
It
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

The foundation of Ben Barters
house on South 18th street has been
completed and the erection will be
begun today.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-07-02

The new cement walk in front of
the Gennett theatre has been com
pleted.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-10-12
LOOSE TEETH
Made Sound by Eating erape-Nuts

4
Proper food nourishes every part of
the body, because Nature selects the
different materials from the food we
eat, to build bone, nerve, brain, mus
Gle, teeth, etc.
All we need is to eat the right kind
of food slowly. chewing it velour
digestive organs take it up into the
blood and the blood carries it all
through the body, to every little nook
and corner.
II some one would ask you, rs
Grape-Nuts good for loose teeth?"
you'd probably say. mo. don't see
how it could be-" But woman in
Ontario writes:
For the past two years have used
results. 1t seems to take the place
of medicine in many ways, builds up
the nerves and restores the health
generally.
"a little Grape-Nuts taken before re-
firing soothes my nerves and gives
sound Sleep" because it relieve IT.
inability OF the stomach nerves, being
. predigested food.)
Before used Grape-Nuts my teeth
(. were loose In the gums. They were so
bad was afraid they would some day
ali fall out. Since have used Grape
MUTT I have not been bothered any
more with loose teeth.
All desire for pastry has disappear.
+ "a ana have gained In health. weight
nnA hannineaa ainc0 I began IN uae
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-10-12

taurant at Waterville, Mo-, says:
Before us'ag Doan's Kidney Pills
suffered everything from kidney trou-
bles for year and half / had pain
IN the back and head, and almost con-
tlnous in the loins and felt weary
all the time. A few doses of Doan's
Kidney Pills brought great relief, and
kept on taking them until in a short
time l was cured. / think Doan's Kid
ney Pills are wonderful"
For sale by all dealers SO cents
box Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N Y
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-10-12
(To Be Continually
GOV. uPAAM is PRESIDENT.
Heads Wisconsin immigration and
DEVELOPMENT Association.


Development Association.
At the annual meeting of the men,
bers of the Wisconsin immigration
and Development association, held at
the Plankinton house club room, for
mer Gov. w. H. Upham was chosen
president by unanimous vote of the
board of directors. E. A. Benson of
Milwaukee was reelected vice presi-
dent, G. w. Lewis of Madison treasur-
er, and E. T. Wheelock of Milwaukee
was continued in the Office of secre-
tary for another year. The board OF
directors as now constituted is made
up of the following MEMBERS: E. A.
Benson, Milwaukee; G. D. Jones,
Wausau; George w. Lewis, Madison;
James l.. Gates, Milwaukee; George
e. Kuntz, Ashland; Elmer Grimmer,
Marinette; w. H. Upham, Marshfield;
G. Ellingson, Hawkins; e. T. Wheel
ock. Milwaukee.
The association determined by reso-
luton to raise a fund for the payment
OF the expenses for the coming year
and appointed committee for that
purpose, of which B. F. Mcmillan is
chairman
A committee was also appointed to
attempt to secure from tbs platform
conventions of the parties soon to
meet at Madison some recognition Of
the importance Of the development
movement begun by this association,
the purpose being also to appea! to
the legislature next winter to estab-
fish bureau of industries and immi-
grafton like those maintained by 9TH
er states that still have undeveloped
resources-W.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-10-12
NO REST NIGHT OR DAY.
With Irritating Skin Humor-Hair Be
gan to Fall Out-Wonderful Result
From Cuticura Remedies.

gan to Fall Out-Wonderfui Result
From Cuticura Remedies.
About the latter part of July my
whole body began to itch. | did not
take much notice of 1t at first, but it
began to get worse all the time, and
then / began to get uneasy and tried
all kinds of baths and other remedies
that were recommended for skin hum
ors; but | became worse all the time
My hair beGcn to fall out and my
scalp itched all the time. Especially
at night. just as soon as l would get
In bed and get warm, my whole body
would begin to itch and my finger
nails would keep it irritated. and it
was not long before | could not rest
night or day. A friend asked me
to try the Cuticura Remedies, and |
did and the first application helped
me wonderfully. For about four
weeks ! would take hot bath every
night and then apply the Cuticura
Ointment to my whole body; and |
kept getting better. and by the time |
used four boxes of Cuticura | was
entirely cured, and my hair stopped
falling out d. e. Blankenship, 319
N. Del. ST., Indianapolis, Ind, Oct. 81,
1906"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-10-12
Stating Her Position.

An applicant for the post of mistress
in country school was asked: what
is your position with regard to the
whipping of children?'"
She replied: 'My usual position is
on chair, with the child held firmly
across my knees, face downward!'
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-10-12
Our New Organ.

Bobby had early shown great in
terest in anatomy, and always drunk
in information about the various parts
Of the body most eagerly. One day he
came to his mother in great perplexity
and said:
Mother, know where my liver is,
but where is my bacon?"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-10-12
Safety in Numbers.

Cassidy - Come home wild me fur
supper, Casey.
Casey - Go long. man! Shure, tits
long pasht yer supper time; yer wifell
be mad as blazes
Cassidy-Faith. that's why l want
We to come: she can't lick the both OF
us.