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The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
Uhr Hnthinkahlr
III 6riFitfr
BY ARTHUR BENlNcroN.

turning the tables charging asking world
to believe the 'unthinkabe"
It began when eminent of science published article
stating that rejected Christianity because of its articles
the light OF modern science unhinkable citing
examples Of doctrines of the Trinity transubantaon
dead To this famous replied by
asking discoveries modern
understand believe than those
He called the words n,athenacans
example One Of these writes gravy the properties
having than three dimensions Euclid the founder of
natenaics, propounded axiom that nothing
three dimensonsengh breadth and thickness
has length neither breadth thickness plane has
length BREADTH but thickness solid has length
breadth and thickness science discusses
objects may have length breadth thickness other
several other dimensions for he as
easy infinite number only four great
writing sony Of infinite nclosd other
infinite spaces yet another OF the possibility OF drawing an
infinite of lines parallel to straight line through given
point still another proves beautifully his satisfaction
that impossible draw lire parallel another line
odern science in whose certain reject the doc
trnes Christianity "unhnkable has hesitation asking
world believe such seemingly unnkable propositions as
those say nothing of the marves of eegrapy
and radun1 which, ago. equally untfnkabe
controversy RACES back and FORTH the of stand
ing bravey guns the of faith laughing their
sleeves at o their learned antagonists while gem
public getting some mental gymnastics such had
u generations
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
MaMa.y~stMsn*Aey

There are cases where an operation
is the only resource, but when one con-
siders the great number of cases OF
menacing female troubles cured by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound after physicians have advised
operations, no woman should submit to
one without first trying the Vegetable
Compound and writing Mrs Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass, for advice. which is free.
Miss Margret Merlley, of 275 Third
Street, Milwaukee, Wis, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:
"Los Of strength, extreme nervousness,
shooting pains through the pelvic organs,
bearing down pains and cramps compelled
me to seek medical advice. The doctor, after
making an examination, said had q female
trouble and liberation and advised an opera
tion. To this ! strongly objected and decided
to try Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound. The liberation quickly healed, all
The bad symptoms disappeared and am
once more strong, vigorous and dwell"
Female troubles are steadily on the
increase among women. If the month:
ly periods are very painful, or too fre-
quent and excessive-if you have pain
or swelling low down in the left side.
bearing down pains. don't neglect your
self: try Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

40 idol OF the rod but
nowhere theory made
much whipped good boys
grow good with whipping All available data that the
the jail who indulge and frequent
punishment establish vicious and criminal tendencies
punishment eormatoy much Of date
blood letting No breaks colt he trains it. No great
other establishment that has and valuable
will allow empoye strike speak hashy to horse
One with than horses dssses without
who violence excitement toward horse
would be adudgcd who should claim that thrahng colt
made good horse.
The making boy good great proposition
accomplished suppression uugaon by lettering hamper
ing The boys purpose changed aspirations
face and There must be relish for
better things.
Fear dealing with Americans, odd young The
greater the risk in physical financial the keener the
desire undertake it The for football is intensified by the
hazard Oft College presidents and who played
against danger fellow with has been heard
whine because might hurt killed Prospect of physical
deterrent force in America to-day That longer
approach OF the gallows has
purposes Men and boys find keenest relish doing
whatever represents the greatest risk
NJ bad boy is made good by being
dare anything simply from fear of the physical
sequences would be regarded sissy and boy prefers be
wounded lion than living sissy"
bf spirit to-day approach him the
standpoint Of doing things that heroic Judge Lndey
hold Of the bad of Denver is that he always has them do
thing they expected be trusted do When he sends
reomatory miles alone after he has lodged
show there When the judge let boy in the industrial
Denver when the G. A. R. had
city, every determined that only he but every other e
low should time and in good condition There
hefoism behaving oneself crowd than anything
presented itself Trusting thrasng boy
good when the trusting appeal heroic conduct
Whipping will not make a bad boy good
in America to-day, but it may make .fE IT'LL.
good boy bad -
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
coMr1ANDER-IN-cHIEF OF GERMAN NAVY

The kaiserss only surviving brother has been
appointed commander chief of the German
navy. succeeding Admiral Edward Won Knorr.
Prince Henry of Prussia is known far and wide
the sailor prince, and now stands at the head of
the navy of the German empire.
Jolly tar" is the conventional phrase, all
sea -faring supposedly good fellows. 1t ap-
pears Prince Henry of Prussia is exceton to the
rule-we all remember how often on his recent
visit to America he was assured of being a good
fellow, jolly good fellow. In his own country
the prince goes by this name. is accounted pleas
ant and jovial.
They say sailors life is apt to take the nom
sense out of man. and that both King Haakon
sailors, democratic and simple in their tastes
would give indication that certain virtues lies in
sailors training. The German prince is said to
have great dislike for court life.
ssariy mean he is nothing of cOurtier or diplo-
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

M. and Mrs. U. 8. Grant are .
couple Of Sac and Fox Indians resid-
Ing on the reservation in Oklahoma.
Recsntly they visited some relatives
In Iowa. and while there some report.
ers tried to intervisw Mr.. Grant He
was asked: "How do you think the
Indians Of the territory win be af-
fected by the new stats of Oklahoma!''
eve like him." was his answer. Fur
thsr Mr.. Grant wouldn't talk. It was
noticed that the wife Of his bosom
would BE- . good subject for corset
deInonstration. Her conversational
powers were extremely limited.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
FEDERAL coMMIssIoNER oF EDUCATION

is quite young man, 45 years of age. Since 1888
DR.. Brown has been at the head Of the depart
ment Of the theory and practice Of education at
the University of California.
Since his graduation from the Illinois State
Normal university in 1881. he has been much in
terested in educational matters both in this
try and abroad. DR.. Brown has had very careful
training in the profession OF teaching-and today
1t 10 profession-and has contributed little to
literature dealing with the art of teaching.
Upon graduation from the normal school he
gathered practical experience in the public schools
at Be!yfdere. Illinois. and later served assistant
state secretary OF the Y. NJ c. A. In Illinois Then
he studied for awhile at the University of Mchi-
gan. this study followed by work at the German
He received the degree OF Phi. d.
from the University of Halle Wittenberg.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
DOLORES STAR
Pubaishsd Weekly.
1erns: 500 Per Tear.
Raseesa-1la1ls 1EAn.

n1sgosn-1eahe xZAn.
\ b pfohable thnt most pseBsas vfIl
Useftr - % threush life With . vhsls
sAin b sDlss of The rsasssfiag ean-
Deat q = rhi;a5eIph1a sayBssa - .
recent opssstion in nechsatss. Hfinn..
sAas IT makes little dl9srenee if .
man does lose . few inches Of his IN
testinssI" There 10 plsnty Il scaen-
tiAc authority on his side. rsnnArlEs the
New York World Prof Elis Natehni-
koG, Of the Pastsur inssituts, IN Paris.
even holds that civilised man would Be
better Of II he should less . Iittls Of
HIS slimsntary tract, which SIN re-
tains ths proportians - rsanirs1 whsn
in navase stAts.
Ths .vsrmiforn apDsldix has ben
1sund . b net oaiy supssAuity bat
= spures Of diseasa Ths surgeons
ssen to BE- tie ealy elens 70 proft By
II. yst lev psrsons With AsaIthy vermi-
form appsndiess are - unselnsh a.
% ciler to part with them.
In Los Angeles surgeons report with
pride that they have Just taken out
man's heart, weshsd H. replaced II.
and promise that he win recover.
Nunbers Of men under stress Of cir
cunstances and without mortal incon-
veaience have parted with . lobe OF
the lungs or liver or brains. to the
Immense gratincation Of the surgeons.
but NO one does It voluntarily or pure
~ out Of . desire Of self-perfection.
Man II perverse enough TO want to re-
maia ~ he il and to put on surgical
improvements ~ . forlorn hope. 1t
may be that there are too many parts
Of him for present needs. but the COM
ing race will have to outgrow them ss
best 1t can or put up with them. a.
lts ancestors did.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
An AMERICAN COMPOSER HoNoRED

wprd HacDowejl, aud but for his sad meotAI and
physlcal coila1e still greater would have ben ac-
compAished The newly fornsd Mcdowell c1u5 OF
Ne~ York u . tribute TO The artist and to The
man; for MacDoveil's vas perspnality 70 at
tract and hold
y is oftsesr appreciation y shown after
man Il dead AM gone, but Mr.. NacDowell's form
OF illness means that for him all work Il oyer,
his career az composer ended.
1t IL doub1y sad In that the musician n 20
fhr years are concerned just in his prime Ed
ward Alexander Mcdowell was horn in 1851 in
New York city. He had two seasons of study
abroad: in Paris three years; and in Germany.
Frankfort-on Nain two years. For three years he
taught at the Darmstadt conservatory. From
Darmstadt be changed TO Wiesbaden. and next
took up residence In Boston.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

A Chicago school Of domestic sci;
ence - les1nily fpFnsd oSt group
Of svsst 1irl Graduates whose dipio-
:pas eerdfy tAat they are able to ksep
. house on Tn dollars : week. While
this movement may not settle tho
household problem. remarks the Min
nelpoiis Journal. It II gratifying that
It II bsing considered and that there
are young women who are making the
efFsrt to restore the art Of bousekeep-
Ing in this country. Ten dollars .
week may not be the right figure but
It seems sale starting point. No
man who cannot earn ten dollars q
wesk has much Of license to mar
~. And the man who can earn that
amount il entitled to know in sd-
vance that II he does marry he Is not
being run up against $50 wife.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
THE NEXT RULER OF sERvIA

Servia appears pretty tired of King Peter and
not very enthusiastic as nation about King
Peters sons. The country doubtless will not put
@ ,nem out OF the way by ASSASSINATION, for 1t has
of change of monarchs-the world still turning
cold shoulder to the little country tucked in there
by Austria Hungary. Roumania, Bulgaria. Turkey
md Montenegro.
Peters oldest son, Crown Prince George. IL
not a very pleasant youth. He Is reported as un-
fortunate p0ssessor Of most ungovernable tenn
per- II the stories be true 1t would seem be is
not At to attempt governing anybody until he
learns considerably more about controlling him
self. In this day and age prince may not with
impunity shoot at his tuter when the tutor enters
the school room to begin the days work. may not
strike an officer with whip simply because the
ofhcer conveys piece of unwelcome news. And
a Of H0 aa IN frv IN haiti dor
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

Paris-like Athens
of old, "ever seeking
some new thing lis
agitating itself over a
m o st extraordinary
controversy in the
newspapers. 1t is the
old antagonism of sei-
ence and religion. but
this time II is reJ;o;ou
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

Racs h6rses are in better demand
tran ever before. So are other horsss.
Au1omobilss are not ench stepch u
tha nos4rils Of farmers Who raiss oais
= tasy sers avAfh -
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13


The prince recently distressed father by
informed the air Of would impair hea If
cpatey followed but finally brought ohcs
probability
wife of Servas
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

@One hundred thousand acres Of
wheat are going to ruin in Pratt coun-
u because Ne are unable to GET
harvest hands" telegraphed man In
Kansas the other day. Meanwhile the
rsdf Of ths world is having as much
troabIs over the problem Of the nm
erspioyed = ever.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

Of
California 1928 following
author The Making Of Our Middle schools and Origin american
chIdens Drawings prepared for the Paris exposition series Of
He the international
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
SENATOR sPooNER OF WISCONSIN

One hears more often, does not OF the
western men In congress than Of the gentlemen
from the effete east? Perhaps it is but part OF
vaunting westernism to make the statement, but
such is the superficial impression.
1t may be western energy accounts for the
prominence. it may be the gentlemen from the
east are conservative. However let US not go
into this further. let us take glance at one man
whose name is well to the fore in congressional
proceedings, Senator Spooner.
Senator Spooner halls we all know, from
Wisconsin, is a product of that generous portion
of our country more or less vaguely described by
the tern. Middle West John Colt Spooner was
born In Indiana when he youth of 16 his
home was established at Madison, Wisconsin. He
enjoyed the advantages Of the State university
situated in that town, Is graudate of the Uni
versity of Wisconsin, class of "a.
of,,1 - 49, onsx,s
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
I 1uttpptng fn Rffnrm
Rnys 3a 0ut ut Batr
~ \. Z. WINStfP.
sasssr = d. Jssr.ai = EAsessssn-

HE worlds progress is largely determined in crises The
inertia of human makes intense pub
lie order rcadust tendencies of thought and
action combination Of circumstances has changed
the relation Of the home the schoolsand the the
boy in New England, and by possibility the condi-
tons be placed back where they six months ago.
The question whether spoiled the child to spare
the rod 1000 years ago. but whether hereafter you will
s,,<l child nv swinging rod Solomon l,as
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

When physician tells . woman suf-
fering with serious. feminine trouble
that an operation is necessary. the very
thought Of the knife and the operating
table strikes terror to her heart, and
our hospitals are full of women coming
for Just such operations.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
uniformity Of American Life.

The crudities Of American life have
been fruitful topics for foreign critics
from the earliest colonial times, and
many eminent British writer's. includ-
ing Dickens, have unbottled the vials
Of their sarcasm at our expense. But
either We have Improved or men Of
fAirsr Judgment are expressing opin.
1ons. Mr.. Nabuco. the Brazilian min
lister It washington, hes returned
from an extended tour Of the United
States. and, speaking OF what he saw.
said to . hswspaper interviewer: Il
tried very hard indeed to nnd The
west about which / had heard 20
much. but came TO the conclusion
that It h q myth. There il NO diner-
encs between the people Of your vart-
ous states that could perceive. The
one tktlg atout Americans which must
1mprssn sisitors nors than anything
sass Il ~ sabsencs Of any so-caiied
lower strata NJ your society. In thi,
country thsts sre no nen and women
Of the sort always rsfsrred to in Eu-
yops a. the people Men and women
here never admit that they are at the
loot OF the social ladder. and II they
ass there they don't look Il: they ap-
par &c b at the top. Ij,o6ked in vain
for Soma place that would look provin.
cial. In Europe. II one stoIs at small
stattpa. even ON the principal linessoi
travel one nay md himself in : place
whore every ESSENTIAL OF refined life b
wanting; but IN this country. where all
- chance and interchange. railways
electric ii6At. tslephones, lifts and all
modern improvements are everywhere
This duniSornity Of your life frem seq
to ssa,is anaslns." s$9
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13


from conservative Old World influences His
woodland Sketches"
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In
from
body His present expires in 1909
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
Iit4le oirl's Dssirs.

ldtEl0 01Il'1 003A1~I
AGabel had always vorn hign
shees, much to hr own dissatisfaetion'
and one day while admir1ng her mosn-
srs slippers she said: Mamma.
eaat have . pair Of Iou-necked
shoes next summer
Win . smooth IRON and Den,nce
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist Just a. we'll at home - tns
steam laundry can: 1t will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there VIII
BE- lem wear and tear of the goods
and 1t vii be ! positive pleasure TO
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron.
Foreigners. In their ignorance OF the
language, 20 often mistake the SUI
tan's Trades for tirades.-Albany AZ
gus.
Defiance Starch Is the latest inven-
ton in that line and an Improvement
ON II other makes: It Is more eco
nomical. does better work, takes less
time. Get X from any grocer.
a vtss man may Dront by ~ -
- - -
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13


sailor, n
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13

A Viz nan nay Droat ~ ~ se-
S3oaA e . 1pol
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
OPERATION AVOIDED
EXPERIENCE OF MISS MERKLEY

ne was Told That an Operation Was
Inevitable. How She Escaped It.
The Dolores star., 1906-07-13
FOrPreServing, Purifying
and Beautifying the Skin,
Scalp, Hair, and Hands.

Cufaeun eoap combines delicate medicinal and emcl
rSns properses dertve FROM Cutcpa, The great 6kin
os Ses pursse OF cleansing ingrsdisnts and the
arssrho9ss So; f.ris. Rne q is fHix, SosSon. -
pss.i,fsi siisa =. r.. hoE g rrs,srvs kuG. a
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1906-09-01
Too Many Good Looking
Girls.s

In their efforts to discover ths
reasons for the declining marriage
rate some of the seekers after truth
find certain explanations which
sound very strange. The latest
idea on the subject is that there
are too many good looking girls.
Young men did not always have
the same selection as they have in
our day. There were, of course,
pretty and beautiful girls in all
ages, but they we're fewer than at
present. Athletic exercises and
intelligent care of the body, assis-
ted by higher education, have
evolved race of girls which is,
as a race, far superior to the gen.
erstion to which our grand.moth-
ers belonged. "Wbat splendid
girls one sees everywhere!" is a
common cry nowadays. Well,
having such a feast of prettiness,
80 to speak. the young men have
grown exacting and want still
more. They are constantly on the
watch for something better still,
and so they wait, and wait, till
they either become confirmed
bachelors, or reach middle aye and
marry young woman for other
charms than beauty! That does
not mean that beauty never gets a
chance of marriage. Not at all!
Yet'it results in a decreased mum.
Der Of marriages. In addition to
the fact that sumo men become
bachelors. there is the parallel fact
that the young women who have
had to wait Oft decide to remain
single and retire, for all practical
purposes, from the field. They
would have been prepared to mar
~ In the earlier years, but they
are standing of in their mature
days, just az the young men did
in their twenties, says Home Notes.
This is a curious theory, but we
will not venture to say that it js
entirely without foundation.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1906-09-01

Chamberlain's Pain Balm.
This is liniment. remarkable for it's
great power over pain. It quickly allayf
the excruciating pains Of rheumatism
aud makes sleep and rest possible. For
sale BY T. ]. Liable.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1906-09-01
EUCHRE

at College Hall, on Sunday Sept.
End a euchre will be given for the
benefit of the Convent of Mercy.
The good Sisters having to meet a
note on their home. All wishing
to promote a good action are cor
daily invited to attend. Tickets
are now on sale at 25 cents.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1906-09-01

On Tuesday morning Bud Tho
mas was painfully hurt about the
leg by being caught between heavy
creosoted piles which be was nm.
loading on the site of the new rail.
road bridge. He was brought home
in a carriage and then attended
by a physician, who found bis leg
bruised painfully bat not dan-
gerously. He is still in bed bot
fast recovering.-B. B. Valley.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1906-09-01
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Acts Oh No
lures Plan,

The most successful medicines are those
that aid insure. Chamberlain Cough
Kennedy acts on this plan. Take it when
you have cold and 1t will allay the
cough. relieve the lungs, aid expectora-
ton. open the secretions and aid nature
In restoring the system to healthy con.
dition. Thousands have testified to its
superior excellence. It counteracts any
tendency Of q cold b result In pueumo-
mia. Price. % cents. Large sise. 80 cts.
For sale by T. ]. Lathe.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1906-12-06
RRH

oproveunquestonably and beyondany doubt
that Catarrh of the nose and throat can be cured
am furnishing patients through druggists, small
do this because am so certain, that Dr. Shoop's
Catarrh Cure will bring actual substantial help.
Nothing certainly, is SO convincing as physical
article must possess true merit, else the test will
condemn, rather than advance it. DR.. Shoop's
Catarrh Cure is a snow white, healing antiseptic
balm. put up in beautiful nickel capped glass jars
at soc. Such soothing agents as Oil Eucalyptus.
Thymol. Menthol, etc, are incorporated into
velyety. cream like Petrolatum. imported by DR..
Shoop from Europe. If Catarrh OF the nose and
throat has extended to the stomach. then by all
means alsouse internally. DR.. Shops Restorative.
boating. belchinR, biliousnesss bad taste etc
surely call for DR.. Shops Restorative.
For ncomplicatad catarrh only of the nose and
throat nothing else. however. need be used but
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1906-12-06
Won't Die just Yet.

The Ostrich-Ive swallowed packet
of nails, and they've disagreed with
me. Would yer recommend strong
emetic?
Dr. Monk-No. I'd recommend a
strong magnet.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1906-12-06
What He Wanted.

I'm glad you've walked up at last!
I've been sitting here two full hours"
Yes. but what do you want of me?"
IF you'll excuse me. you're sitting on
my hat"'
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1906-12-06

We claim and guarantee that O. v. B.
Part Silver Ware positively contains pure
silver and takes the same soft brilliant
finish Of sterling silver. 1t is the same
metal all the way through. No plating to
wear off and turn black. The wearing
quality Of 0. v. B. Part Silver Ware is I'M
questionable.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-10-25
FIRST FLOOR PLAN.

plans
cupboard and drawers with
the H.
library windows There
stationary
and coab costs WITTEKIND.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1906-01-04
PLACID Joe CHAMBERLAIN

OF Joseph Chamberlain . critic
eays: "He i one Of the most restful
men / have ever met. There Is no
furry or haste or hustle in his man.
ner. He il what our grandfathers
would have called a dry stick His
voice in conversation has quizzical
tone, his wit is dry, his manner is
that Of q shrewd and somewhat
bored observer rather than that Of
an active participant. He leans back
in his chair, sitting rather low, his
hands folded, his eyes studying
those about him with quiet, con-
templative interest. He never APP
pears eager to make point in con-
versation, and one only becomes
aware of the quickness and wakeful-
ness of his mind by ssme shrewd re-
mark which brings general CONVEX
sation back to the point from which
1t first set out or to some definite
conclusion"