New-York tribune., 1906-05-02
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

An extraordinary automobile escape is told by
the London papers. Il is something beyond the
usual when motorists find safety. machine and all.
in a tree. A French artist had been staying at
Lake Como, and was driving an automobile with
three friends near Brunate when descending a
steep hill the struck large stone swerved
lently against the parapet protecting the noun
tain road from a precipice, and. breaking through
the masonry, went clear over the edge Luckily.
the branches Of tree growing from the side Of the
rock. and reaching nearly 70 the road level caught
the it fell, thereby saving the four men
from certain death After being 'treed" for some
hours. the party were rescued from their unpleas-
ant position.
Goodley-I suppose you're glad now that Lent is
over. But. perhaps. you didn't make any sacrifices
L.astman-oh!. yes. did.
I.astman-Yes. I sacrificed the truth occasionally
when I got home late.-Philadelphia Press.
The following advertisement comes from "The
London Times: Man. K. c.. NJ. P, we'll known
professionally and called good companion over
sixty-one desires to be received as sociable guest
He wishes TO be accepted genially by those who
would not receive him entirely for gain, and as
possibly small contributor to expenses" A man
who can write NJ. p after his name and Is possibly
a contributor to expenses. should certainly be in
demand a sOciable guest.
Lady-what is the real difference between an
apartment. fiat, and tenement house?
Janitor-In an apartment the ladies have no chill
two makes any house tenement, mum--Judge.
A Partisan woman has established an agency for
the supply OF bridesmaids 70 prospective brides
who are in need Of such attendants. As the same
girls in the same dresses take part in many diff
ferent brdals, fee OF sovereign for each girl is
considered sufficient 70 meet the matter
REVELATIONS.
IN pH S9 sas 1ss sh9 % iss S E.I publicly
Now let the mOurnful dlrge resOund
With cadence melancholy.
And . Age repent p with grief profound
In iife's auspicious morning
The lesson learned by prospects marred-
These words OF mine
And all my past as warning.
For when in adolescent days
/ felt thirst for knowledge
Or batting for ones college,.
1 said; IN have no secondhand
But Woman / win understand
For all my books
Her friendship my reliance"
never learned how women tell
In print, for all mems reading,
The secrets that they mask so we'll
From lovers meekly pleading;
And ere dreamed to what pitch
trashy passed the bourne from which
NO man returns,
Though much he yearns;
London Tribune.
An Algerian farmer dehed the police and barri-
caded his farmyard. Several rife voieys were ared
his place in the hope of terrifying him. AS this
apparently had no effect, three-inch quick rinp.
field gun and melinite Shell were brought into use
In all eighteen bombs we're fired. The first two
few wide. but the other sixteen reduced all the
farm buildings 10 heaps OF rubbish under which
when search was made the farmer. body was
found He had evidently been killed by a r,ee
bullet the preceding day, that all the terrorz
OF artillery and melinite had been wasted ON n.
corpse. IL is perhaps the FIRST time that the police
have tried heavy artillery one lone man.
''Rimer takes himself very seriously. doesn't hep
'sYes, indeed
Most OF his poetry is pathetic. isn't itP"
'shRt's what he calls H. but tho editors say it'y
pitlf4I 'f-Boston Advertiser.