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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
Nptij BON Mbrecbnunaen.

SinitrlalIeuiGafttn, bic i'm 0aiIsn G3siHt
pen eaddpanua Gcuutp iur abrsbuuua atIars-
gen psretn. 3oiii tpiro bisrmit atasbtn, bas
Htbnunatn ttngttragtu une ablclut pom @Ie.
rt6t bslfdiisi ruretn In ben folssnbeu 6iutu.
lahsnf8aftsn. uue bab i,bs BON 6suitIbsn atbSrt
ptretn ioltn an esn Tsiptftiptn Daien unitn,
nsi1lih
am IOHtas. ben 10. Rdr, 1906, um 10
llbr 8ormittags.
4. Siuttrlahtni6afi bee psrIf. 6surp q.
Cannon, Barbara Cannon, grtfutorin. Cgn.
tbtiluus)
2. 6inttrIaitnldaft tu vnif. Della 9ocIan.
9obn ". DDusbsL apmiHiifraiur. (gGtba.
luna.)
Die obiatn Rs9nuussn, num,rirt uub anas-
fnhrt IN etr ebistn eiiit, ptrbtu abstrt&ust ssu
etm A6ib. Y. 9 Santp, pr6iIeirsnbsm 8i6.
itr bee Natitn @tri6is, In esm @trihts,immtr
i'm @ritisssbduet, Scranton, pd., pSUsnb
en SiBuns bee @tri6tss. am anbnaumisn
Eatum fir ttee pinttrla1tnlaaft, ,u pslbr
3tit aas intsrsiiirttn ptrlontn trIbeinsu Islltu,
psnn ilt ss piinftsn, nm ibrs 5crenuuast
ssetu bic bsfasfsn SintnIaiTtnItafisn tiniu-
ra6tn, cbtr ne In !3ufuufi fur tmmtr ausas-
ibIOlsn ittu, um aniPri&s auf btIasifn Jcnb
ju srbsbsu.
Rpbsrt W. aIItu,
81 SGribn bee @ailsn @niGts.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
Bon petersburg.

- Rapmono, Der 6 Wionate alte
Sobn Der Gbeleute 6rieorth Simon
uon 8rescott slusnue, itarb WtOntas
uuo murOe 9eitern beeroi9t.
- Die Rsparatureu oil Der Sur4
6euer bsI6dOistsn BreSbpteriideuSirde
liur bsenoet uuo i6On am seltrissn
abeno founte wieoer @ottesoienit ub9e'
bulten weroeu.
- Die @Obnun9 bon o. s. Sauoi9
an Der @de uou Srsscott aueuue uno
Wiprtle StruBe wurOe SOnntas Slaat
BON @inbredern beiudt uno sriinSltb
Our9itObert, bod nm uiats beitoblsn,
Oenn bic Serle butten es auseniheinlid
uuf @elo uuO @eidmsioe abssisbsn nnS
oa iie ui9ts oieier art fauoen, lieBsn
iie IonitiSe Sa9en liesen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22

AZ. Sobu " RutIsbss, IisbsrItbsubsr Gre.
eufsr Der SintnIafsnl6lft bss psrlf. Nubum
J. 8uilsess (3psiis unb 8,rtbsiluuas ab.
43. R. @. paftUs, gurmunS ssr qOuilo 9.
Rabtion mtupsTjdbriats aiue bes ptrlf. Or.
man WdpiiOu. (Gnoaiiiss abrebnuua.)
Al 9oispb Z. 9afs, 8UrmHno Der Siutsr.
laIsnIbaft pom SOmsr 8 Ries, miuperidbriats
aine ess psrt 9amss y. Riet. (grft unb
snbshltst Abrs6uung)
45. Charlotte yOuna unb Sames R. Tlears.
9reutrrtn Der 5interlaIIsnlbait ets perf. 9amts
young. (Srlfe unb tbeiIrperit abretnuna.)
40. @sorst j. 3aplcr, germunb eer Sintsr.
lnlisniHaft esr Daiiy 9bnmbsrs, miuosridbriass
aine ets VERT 8rsO. GbambtTs, CGrft uub
sneailttge Nbrt6nune)
IL. Gbriifian etlb, aemiuiIfratcr Der
5tnitrlditnlhaft bee pef Grauf %. Qtlb.
(Srlfs une tnesiltisr abrttnuHaC
iS 8tbare p. Cole, Apmiuilfratur ber
SinisrlafI,nftaft Der utrf. Tlary Cole. (grht,
snbanItigs uno Bntbtlunas Abtetnuua.l
AZ ptlfn Sampled. Grfruterin Der 6int.r-
lahsnltaft ets psrf. Scbn @ibbis. (Grift unb
tneaiilnss Abnbnuns.)
so. sB. 3. WeSprmid unb 8. B. 5iItr,
5shdmtntarii6u gormune bsr Siut rIaItu.
f6afi Der Daifp Gbambsrs, miuptri6briat.
(Sn' 'siiltist abrt9Huus
81. gSiatam S&oa, Grteutr bsr ointtr.
lahtniaatt bee pef. 9ubn pIat. (Gris uns
snbaiItias abrstnuna)
50. Charles > Dsllts, Grftuior bn 6tHtr.
lahsnftaft esr prf. 9ueinbe Ta. Wlarpint.
(9rits snbsiIiist unp gtribsiIunss abrsd-
nuns)
Robtrt B. allen,
o,4 &tstftr.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
Cimn,icf ertu6bft.

Die Oienita9 absebaltene Babl fir
Wfagor Der Staot enbete nit einem
Siese OeS rspublifunii6sn Sanbioatsn
8. Senj. Oimmid, inbem er ieinsn be-
mofratiI6en @esuer ,Sobn @ibbOns
nit 900 Stimmen idlug, cine Wtebrs
beit. bic ;ismlid flein eridsint, penu
man beoentt, oaB Dor orei Sabren Wtas
Dor u. z. Council nit 1884 Wtebrbeit
erpdblt mur0e. Slber @ibbOns erlpies
| ii6 ais elm piel Itdrterer 9anbiOat, ais
man fir mOslid bielt uuO mare ni4t
Der Ruf: nGiHe seiddftlide aomints
itration," in anwenOuus 9ebraht worf
ben, 10 ndre @ibbons uniweiielbaft als
Sieger aus benz 8stttumpfs beruorses
san9en. Die centrale Stabt uno bic
Weitleite paren SuSuuiten pon Dim'
mid. wdbrenb bic SiiOIeite uuo 0torb
Scranton ;usuniten uOu @ibbons mos
rem.
Sm Staotratb bleibt Die Gontrolle 1T
ben Sanoeu Der Republitauer-im Se'
lect ioiuobl iuie i'm Common Council
uuo Die Sdul:8eb0rOe 9ins aud in
lire 9ontrolle iiber uno lie fOnnen nun
ihaiteu uno Dalten wic iie wollen, oa
iie jest fattii6 bic gauge itaOtiiAe Ser'
wultunS in SGuOen baben.
Sbl6ou man allieits an Der gSabl
sroBes Sntereie nabm uuo es in ben
peri6ieocuen WablbuOen offers errest
bersins, 10 uerlief Der Gag Obue weitere
&ubeitOrun9en, trosoem es in per'
ibieOsnen SBaros Siemlid slnitOB er'
re9te, OaB Der Mapor ROliiiiten OOrtbin
beoroerte unO oieie id trOs PrOtsites
ni1t entiernten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
@annc Npuntn.

Sonrsbale. - Der SSirtb Balter
Noams pom @quinunf wurOe Sreitas
pom ben @rObsei6wOrenen bee SOuntp
peeen unwiGltiirlidem 3OOtidlag in
9lntlusesuitauo ueriest, neil er an9ebs
lid Den Goo bes 9Siliam SiudleD uer'
uriu6te, inOem er oieien bewO9. elm
iol6es Guuntum Sdnupps ju trinten,
oaB er an ben Sol9en beiielbeH itarb.-
Sonesbale sins am DienitaS OemOtra'
tii6, Oenn nit slusnubme uon Charles
u. Mc@artp fir @Ouncilmunn. wurOe
oas seiummte OemOfratiide Gidet ers
wablt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22

- Sn oem Yarlor Der ISionS Sirt)e
an Wtifilin auenue wirO beute uno mor'
gen Elm pSajaar" ab9ebalten.
- 8abrenO am 9Babltase Ous
0etter pra6tuoll mar, folste seitern
Gesen uno Die Nitteruns mar 10 uHan'
senebm, als iie nur iein fonnte.
= Die lsiOiss 9olitit mar idulO
Oarau. ouB iid DOnneritus slbsno fein
Quorum gu Der Seriammlung oes Se'
lect Council einitellte uno oaber feline
Sisuns absebalten wsroen fonute.
- 9Binter Spsiisn unb gBinter @r.
fdltunsen iinO Seinoe Der Seber. Or.
susuft aOnis's hamburger 3rOpfen 1T
Elm Wtittel, wsldes Die Seber pieoer in
einen 9uten 3uitanc ueriest unb bic
@eIuubbeit pieOer beritellt.
- Die 2aurel Sinie @ompanie triiit
SOrbereitunSen, Inn einen groBeren ills
cuitrisllen aufi6wuns oabier in Sang
iu ieseu, iuoem iie usriuden wiro, ent.
lang ibrsr Sabnitrede ,piiden bier unO
8ilfesbarre ueridieoene Snouitrien gum
9iisoerlalieu Su bewesen. Der erite
S9ritt in Der Sahe marb senommen,
ais Die eadawanna Power @ompanie
orsaniiirt purbe, bereu 3wed eS iein
mirb, bic betreffeuosu Suouitrieu nit
Sidt, Ssijuns unb Strait su periorsen,
unb mirb babel bic sesenmdrtige Srait'
erieusunss.Nnitalt Der Suurel 2inie be-
nust merben. 9estere nirb ii6 auh
nit Der 8eiOrosruns bon 5ra6t befaiien
unb iiberbaupt alles tbun, I'M ibr Pro'
jeff 3ur uollen ausfiibruns ;u brinssn.
- Den Muiitliebbabern BON Scrun'
ton itebt morsen abenb elm weiterer Sc
nuB In gusiidt, inbem Prof. gDilliam
RSl9er, elm nod ni6t iebr betanntsr,
absr nidtsoeitOpeniser duBerft tiid.issr
Yioliniit, in Der @uerniep Salle cine
,Soiree Wtuiicals4 seben Diro. unter
Diitwirfuus pom SRI. Ssna Rei6srt,
SRI. Sslsn Sellg uno Proi. sllbiu Sorn,
idmmtlid iebr tii6tis in ibrcn SADIE.
Prof. ROi4er, Der unSweiislbaft als Der
leitenbe Siinitlsr auf Der Sioline in Der
StaSt betra9tet weroeu fam. piro 3u
ieinen SOrtrdsen cine wertbuOlle nGma'
tt" Sioline benusen. Oeren wunoerbarer
Gon BON allen bewuuoert niro, Die iie
iopeit ssbOrt baben. Da es fattiid
Yrof. SOider'S erites oifiSielles sluf'
treten Dor oem all9emeiuen Yublifum
1T uno bic Wiuiicale Elm wirflidsr SenuB
,u werbsn ueripridt. 10 iollte iid cine
3ubOreri6uft einfinOeu, welde ben san'
zen 9iaum beiest. @ereuen wiro es
9tiemanbsn, anweieuo serpeien Su iciu.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
&eaiife RS Nabribt.
I'm alt essairrtn. Grbitcrn uub amber. ints.
uilirtt ptrlpntn.

Ra8ri@t pire bisrmit asssbtu, bas bic naG
btuauntsn psrfcnsn ibrs 8t6nunstu ttHsttra-
gen babsn In bsm amtt bio Rtgihtr's ,ur prii.
funa ppu 5tfamsntsu unb Gitbrluns psH ab-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. In une fur has County
9ddapanna. eae btlaeit aominiffratOrtn, Gre.
fuicrtn uuo 8prmiinon ibrt Rshnungtn In
btm amts bts Rseihsrs bsslibsn babtn une
bab eislslbtn BEN @aiifn.@ @erihte bee btlaatsu
Counties jur Ssfdtiauus pprstIsst pnptn am
Rcntaa, bin f9. Wdu 1906, nm 10 nbT
gprmiitdas. i'm @trihtsesbduet.
1. 5itlf Guaranty & 5ruif Company, ab.
mtnilhatcr her StntrldlIsnlbafi bee rsrff.
5amts Cannon. (9Tlts unb tupeiiliiss Abrt1.
uuue)
3. 8. 3. 6unb, fuusirtnbr abminiifru.
tor bu SiutnIa1tnitaft bee pnif. 8. u Sind
(GIifs uub snhsiiist abuhuuns)
3. Gbitb 5dmts. abminilfraiOriu her Din.
ttlalIrnitait hts ptrif. @pparb SAINTS. (Gub.
sIIties abn6Huus)
4. Warp Sbsa. Gemiuifratprin ttr Din.
isrlalItuibaft bu VERT. Wary @Urepn. (Gris
sutailtiss uue gut5silunls abrs6nuus.)
5. 9Cbu 9bi6tla, AtminilfrdtUr etr Din.
ttrIaisui6aft bee ptrif. anertp GHrpe,. (Grhs
uno tuesiIiist abrttnnns)
6. Spltfbiuf @nIlb, Aomiuiiiratcrin bsr
SintuIdfsuihnfi bee ptrli. 9eparp Wusaby.
(GrIit ib,ptils Nbrt6nung.l
Z. Otto @raf, aeminiifratpr Der Sinfer.
lafsni&ufl bee Ssrf. @sUIst pOri&. CSrlis unp
tneaiiItet Abr6nuue.)
s. Ausuif Softer, aemiuiifratOr Der Din.
itlaH,ui&aft eu ptrf. MasiTtt RsiQy. (Srft
unb tnoehltiet abrehuuus)
9. gD. 8. Ban 1pft, abminiRraiur esr
5intsrIaHtnfGaft bts psrh. ID. gD. Ban Dyft.
(Gras, snesiIiiss uue gsribtilunss abrs&.
uuHs)
10 9ribstt RsDpuHsn. GbmiuiRraturir
bu pinitrIaatnfaaft bee suit. ". ) @tDon.
Hta. tGrfs, tHbsaItiss uHs gHibalHHss ab.
u&uuns)
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
08ilfesz Barre inn 3eitben Der Sens
tennarfeier.

fcnndrTeter.
SIM Wtai .. 8. ipiro S8iltessSurre,
Die i'm @1omin9 Tbale 9elesene, burb
ibren 9oblenrei6tbum uno Otaturi6On'
beiten betannte Staot, ous Selt ibres
bunoertidbrisen Seitebens In iiberaus
sroBartiser @eiie feieru. Gin &afblid
quf Die Sersuusenbeit siebt ben Siir'
germ Der Stabt, bon benen Elm GROCER
Tbeil beutlber Slbltammung lit, Elm 9u'
ties Se6t sur frobeu 6eier; aus fleinsn
slniieblun9en beroorse9ansen, bat ii6
bic Staot belonoers in ben leeten so
Sabren mabtis eutpidelt uno lit cine
Sanoslss uno @ewerbeitaot seworoen,
nobel Die sluSbeutuns ibres SooenreiA
tbums, Der fait uusridOpfliden aoblens
ielosr, mobl Die bsoeutiamite Rolle ses
fpielt bat.-0tit bieIer @entennarfeier
ioll elm 9icn6e;.pous aller ebemali9en
@ilfes.Sarreaner .uerbunOen tperben-
cine slrt homecoming" bic weit'
9e6enSften Gorbereitun9en neroen 9es
troiien, nm bic ebemali9en Sewobnern
Der Staot, iopie allcn anoern willtom'
meneu @aiten eiuise Gage bsrrli6en
@euuHes 3u bereiten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
Sntet Gu6 sor salben seser

Sntet Gub por Salben seecn
8atarrb. bic AusdiiIbr sntbaltsu, ba Ausfiilbtr
iit1 ben Stnn bss 8eruhs 3srifUrsu unp has
aaup Spfsm ppais ltrriittu miro, trtnn Is
burd bic fblemistu Obnadtsu stubrinst
Splhf Dirt ftl iOltn nit aubtr auf gucrhuuus
aut bTuftnn Ansis asbrautt wtrbtn, ba bsr
S6ao,n, ben fit auri6itu, ishnmll 10 arcb II
ale bas SUITE, bas DIR papon sijisItn fDunitt
Sall's 8atdrrb.8ur, fabrbiri pou 9. s..
9bsutp & Co., 5oIseo, . tntbGlt Isiu Autdil
bsr uno piTe iunsrIib asnommsn unO wlrtt ct
RIFT auf bic ihlsimissn SbsrFGbsn bss Spf me.
Wsnn 9br Saa,s 8atarrb. .Rur fauft. isio ter,
bab 9br bic atte bstpmmt. sic pirp inusrli6
esusmmsn uuo in 3Ulseo. Sbio, ron 8. ).
Gbtusp & 60. esma6t
BHT T9trfanft ppu allen apcibdtTn. pIsis
75c. bic 6lafht.
SaaS 6amilisn.p pilsn iiup bic btiftn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
staOt nno Gonntb.

- Der ourh Sas 9iiebsrbrennen Der
@rie 8ubnitution anseridtete S6aOen
miro ii4 auf etwa $4,000 belauien,
benn es uerbrannten aud pier Sutiden
unO oas seseniiber liesenoe Gonwag
@i9entbum tpurOe aud 5i.mlid beidds
Oist.
- Sn elmer Seriummluns Der County
@Ommi1Gre, Der orei Ei6ter uub bes
@ountg Controllers nuros Sreita9 be.
idlufen, bic Summe BON $50, 900 fir
Serbeiieruneen i'm @eri6tsssbduoe uno
fir Elm Oetentionssebduoe 5u ueraus'
9aben.
- Srau 5runces 6ersuiOn. cine be.
taSte SSittwe, Die gang allein all Seffsrs
Jon Goenue pobute, ltarb pl0slid Sreis
tag WtOrseu unb ibr gei6nam nurbe
srit ipdter aufsefunSen. Coroner Stein
iteIlte feit, oaB Elm SerSiblu9 Die 9OOes'
uriade mar.
- Sin Seuer, Oas Elm i'm Bette rau.
denber Dtanu ueruriu6te, entitano frhb
SOnntaS WtOr9en auf Dem britten Slur
BON Ill Penn 9lpeuue uno ebe Die
Slammen bepdltigt maren, waren bic
UiObel OeS 3bOmas @ilsallsn auf bem
eriten uuo Sweiten Slur IeritOrt, Der zoe
ben BON Surauis & Shiller, iopie
aud Die ausren;euOe Birtbidaft bes
Senrg 8. 6rauber beiddoi9t.
- Dur6 Die @rplofon zines Safes
Wtebl wurOe Samitas Sormittas In
oem 9olSbau Der itdotiiden Serbren.
nunSsauitalt elm Seuer peruriatt, mel.
Dies ouS @sbduoe uollitdnois 3erit0rte
uno eiueu S6aben BON mebreren tGus
leno Dollars anridtete. Sin glarm
nurbe pom Saiten SO sessben uuo bic
Seuerwebr bradte es fertis. bic Slam.
men auf oas cine @ebauoe 3u bsi9rans
fen.
= Srant Soterba, alis Srant M.
"a Wtonte, Der am 2ase Supor in
SBiltes- Barre oinSfeit semabt wuroe.
ssitano Douneritas ben Diebitabl BON
imei Sabrrdoern Elm unb wuroe bierauf
in GrmunSeluns Don 5000 Siirsidait
Dem @eiansnis iiberiunot. 9ia6 ieiner
@infsrisruns traieu pom Plaiufielo, q.
g., ;mei Serbaftsbeieble ,fiir Soterba,
no er elm Suautum Sleioun9sitiide
uno @ert,euse aus siuem Soltbauie
itabl, Elm.
- Sine peitere Stra6enbabn, nelde
oils Die .9tiose &om Street Iiailwap
Company" befaunt ieiu ioll, lit uon g.
6. Siu. 9. s. Guiif, s. s. Wtears,
8. 8. Grosban unO SS. 9. SOIanO in
9lnresuus sebradt woroeu uuo am 8,
0far, wiro fir eineu 6reibrief na63e'
Iu6t weroen. Die Sabn pirO al Del
@de pm gloams gluenue uno Geuter
StraBe anfan9en unO bis gum Glmburil
SOuleuaro laufeu unO itebt au9eni6ein'
lid in SerbinOuu9 nit Dem ueuen SunO
Bart nubs dap sluS Fart.
- Su Der am Wioutus ab9ebalteneu
Seriummluns Der Sunoels SebOrOt
purOe beri6tet, oaB iwei neue SnSu'
itrien ib beitirmt bier etabliren Mir
ben, uemli6 Die @eneral Wtetul Wtanu'
iacturin9 Company BON Oiewarf, u
! g., nit elmer Sapitulii iation pom s 400,'
600, uuS Die Gbeesmun Wtanufacturina
Company BON sllerunOria, Sa. @riterC
Corporation miro iOiort ju Sepler Sal
lsD nit 1875 slnseitsllten aufansen uni
erwartet eueutueQ 600 grbeiter ;u be
| i6dfti9eu, wGbreno lestere iunerbalI
orei Miouaten bier ten 8etrisb aufneb
men uno 40 WtGnuer beiddftisen wirb
EN llnterri9t I'm 9lauierlpiel er
tbeilt uuter siinitisen 8eoiugunsel
| eerGutpiu Guu1a erpn b1o Riue CTR.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22

-8. .. Suuter, pom sderbaus
Department, bat erflart, oaB ber ses
fiir9tsts 8aumwolltdfer in 2srus so
Wteilen neiter Oitlid BON ben bis iest
beimssiudten @esenben entbedt morSsu
lit uno oaB on feline uOllitdHoise guss
rottuus uOrldufis nod ni6t ju benz
fen lit.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22

- Drei Ginbre9sr, Die A llbr Srsi
tag WtOrssn in Die 8Obnuns bss Or.
s. SS. Priee gu auoca einOrin9en woll'
ten, aber uon oeiieu Muttsr srtappt
murbsn unb oann sntfloben, sabeu
mebrere Sbfiis auf Srau Price uno
ibren eripedten @attsn ab, traisn aber
gum Slid ni6t ibr 3isl.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-02-22
Oeutihe 0rieflite.

9eorse gllbed, SOuis slrmbrnifer,
gSm. Berger, ir. z. Srant Sartman,
8. u. Stud, Srau 2Ouiie ailner,
8. 8. 2abmis, yOuile Sebris,
9ret4en Soentbal, Sobn Yi,er,
5rau Hoienfelo, Soc Stint,
9tobert Us. Stsin, SenrpG. Saeabaie.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06
TALE OF LovE-AND TWO FOOLS.
Not the Kind of Story That Generally
Gets into Books.

Once upon a time, Henry. young
woman and young man fell deeply in
love with each other. He fell in love
with her because she was the Sweet
est Thing. Her lips were like twin
rubies, but softer; her cheeks were
like blush roses and her hair was like
Roman gold; that is, when it was
roamin', but generally she kept it
done up. Oh, she was a peach! and
l should blame no man who possessed
no sabe in particular for falling in
love with her.
The young woman fell in love with
the young man because he was-ne
was-Tm blessed if know why she
did fall in love with him, Henry, for
he was about as knock-kneed, wab-
ble-legged, low-browed sick-brai1ed
an apology for nothing in particular
as ever l ran across, and | have met
several of the species.
Anyway, they loved eacn other,
and so they concluded to hitch up and
trot double. Accordingly they went
to a parson, who gave them double
trotting license and expressed a hope
that what God had joined together no
man would put asunder, although ne
had his own suspicious.
Thus were this charming pair
united, and ne soon discovered that
she could neither sew, cook. keep
house nor do anything useful, while
she discovered that he was not worth
the powder to blow him. On, tell
YOU. it was painful, Henry, and after
this mutual discovery you should
have. seen the fur fly. If they had
saved the fur instead of throwing it
around she might have been the envy
of all the ladies in her circle. 1t is
sad to see good fur wasted in such
a reckless manner.
1t grieves me, Henry, to be COM
PEELED to record that this pair now
have secured a divorce and each one
of them at the present time is en-
gagged in the delightful enterprise OF
trying to find another fool who will
be willing to take chances on trot-
ting with him, or her-and may the
Lord be merciful to such an individ-
ual, if found!
realize, Henry, that this is not
the sort of love story that generally
gets into books. but, on the contrary
it is the variety that gets into life
all too frequently. So l guess we
may as we'll have the moral of the pa.
thetic tale.
Moral-When fools hitch. anything
may be expected-sometimes they
even manage to get along together
very aicely.-San Francisco Call.
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state he required none of these atten-
tions, for he was able to look out for
himself The domesticated animal, be-
ing worked under conditions that are
in themselves artificial, must be kept
in condition for such work.
The clipping of horse in the early
spring is now conceded by all the
tial to a horses well being as shoe
ing him or giving him a comfortable
bed to lie on. Farmers in England
and France have been clipping their
horses for many years, and American
farmers are not slow to realize its
advantages. A clipped horse dries
out rapidly after hard days work,
and will rest comfortably. An I'M
clipped horse is liable to catch the
heayes, pneumonia and all sorts OF
colds, rheumatism, etc. More especial
ly is this SO in the early spring, when
his hair is long and he is soft" If
worked hard he will perspire freely,
and the moisture will be held by his
long hair, and the food that should
go to nourish him will be used to
replenish the heat that is being con
stantly taken from his body by the
mass Of cold, vet hair. If clipped,
the perspiration will evaporate almost
as soon as secreted, and when put in
the stable he rests comfortably and
his food does him good.
Some years ago Buffalo street
car company tested the value of clip
ping. in the following manner: They
owned 500 horses, and $50 of these
were clipped. A careful record was
kept of results, and it was found that
of the ESQ unclipped horses 153 were
afflicted with coughs and pneumonia,
while of the ESQ clipped not one case
of sickness was reported
A man would not expect to en-
joy very good health if he did hard
manual work clothed with heavy I'M
derwear, heavy suit and a fur over
coat, and after perspiring freely, as
he naturally would, go to sleep with
out removing same 1t is just as
ridiculous to expect horse to be in
perfect health if worked under the
same conditions.
If you would get the best returns
from your investment in your horse
treat him right, and be sure to clip
him in .hs e&-lyy spring.-Horse Re
view.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06
TWO CLASSES.

There are two kinds OF people on earth
today,
Not the sinner and saint, for it's well un-
derstood
The good are half bad, and the bad are half
good.
Not the rich and the poor, for to count
mans wealth
Yea must Arst know the state of his con-
science and health.
Not the humble and proud, for in life's
who puts on vain airs is not counted a
man.
Not the happy and sad, for, the swift-fying
years
Bring each man his laughter and each man
his tears.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06
On the winos of the Wind.

Lieutenant Julian De Court, Philip
pine Scouts, stationed at Cagpili,
Island of Samar, Philippine Division.
while in the town of Oras, on the river
of the same name, some eighteen miles
below his station, shortly after the
great typhoon of September 25, 1905.
swept over the Philippines, found in
the streets of the town a letter inclos.
ing voucher for mileage payment.
dated May 8, 1890, and signed, Philip
Reade, Third United States Infantry
Thinking it might be of interest to the
gentleman who wrote it he forwarded
the letter to Col Philip Reade,
Twenty-Third United States Infantry,
Madison Barracks, New York. Now
what puzzled Colonel Reade is how
that letter ever reached the remote
and inhospitable island of Sanar. He
says in note: II was never nearer
to Samar than the Straits of San
Bernardino. In Bay, 1890. was on
duty with the Wisconsin National
Guard. In October, 1900. was earth.
quaked in Manila after a carabao
meeting, and in 1903-4-5 1 was wholly
zephyrized by mistrals in Mindanao
but did not carry my retained records
with me on my tours. How my letter
ever reached Oras, Samar. passes my
understanding" 1t appears to have
been surreptitiously appropriated by
a tropical wind and carried on its
long journey over sea and land.-The
Army and Navy Journal.
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CLIPPING WORK HORSES.
The Renewal of the Coat in Early
Spring Strongly Advocated.

A horse is a valuable asset, and
should receive the best care possible.
He should be we'll fed, comfortably
stabbed, carefully groomed and clipped
in the early spring. If he reeei7es
these attentions he will work well and
improve in value. A horse lives un-
der artificial conditions In his wild
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06

No. the two kinds of people on earth I
Are the people who lift and the people who
lean.
wherever you go, you will find the worlds
masses
Are always divided in just these two
classes.
And oddly enough, you will find, too, I
ween,
There is only one litter to twenty who lean.
In which class are you? Are you easing
the load
OF overtaxed filters who toll down the
road?
Or are you leaner who let's others bear
Your portion of labor and worry and care?
ELLA Wheeler Wilcox, in Harper's Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06
The shrewd Son.

"Here!" roared the old lawyer to
his son. studying law with him, you
told me you had read this work on
Evidence. and yet the leaves are not
cut"
USED Xrays." yawned the versa
tile son; and the father chuckled with
delight as he thought what a lawyer
the boy would make.-Puneh-
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06

A curious well in Canada produces
sand. instead of water This sand
comes up in fine stream. like a foun-
tain. The force which drives it to the
surface from depth of 100 feet has
not yet been discovered.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06
Milk Kills More Than War.

Thus of a million babies born in
France, 100000 are lost annually by
death. OF these the grand majority
might be saved if only they were
properly treated and above all. thor
oughly nourished. Statistics are wit
ness to the fact that infant mortality
is nearly always due to malnutritioR.
which in It's turn is caused by milk OF
poor quality. OF a thousand musings
that died before they were a year old.
over a third on an average persisted
through digestive disorders. In some
cities the average is far higher; in
Nantes more than a half. in Troyes
nearly four-ffths.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-04-06

Only few years ago William Wal
dorf Astor landed in England an OBJ
scure multi-millionaire, muses. the
Kansas City Star. Now His Gracious
Majesty. Edward VII, has cond@
scended to appoint Mr.. Astor's son
second lieutenant. There is no.
where in the wide world where sturdy
American pluck cannot succeed.