The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-19

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Stance nnders," lmpop,ed from Eng
land, are the newest thing In golf Access
sories. Some time since q genius devised
a wedge shaped disk 10 he attached to
the shaft Of a puttor, which would HE the
turf and act a. q brake unless tho club
Q swung ~ true az a pendulum. Now
there Ia an attachment Of the same order
for tho drivers, bus rounded to avoid wind
resistance. The arrangement Ii guaran-
teed--on the ciroilars-to compel a perfect
stance and swing. Walter Camp, Yale's
rowing and football adviser, once had an
intention Of patenting an arm and shoulder
brace 10 compel a true swing in driving,
but the finders" ~ an attachment to the
club shafts Is believed to be wholly a
British notion.
Mon" said a Scotch pro once to Andrew
Lang. our peetent clubss sell fine wi Eng.
lishmen."
The English golfers seem 10 have learned
how 20 protect Themselves.
Whatever the pleasures Of motoring, 1t
Ii all work for the chauffeur and the deck
hands In pushing the cars on and of the fer
ryboats. The motorists usually take the air
and stretch their legs during the water trips.
A group 20 stand in line on the back Of q
Staten Island boat after stepping from their
car, consisted OF a man, a woman and
four small children. They were all clad
alike, In gray silk dust coats, the collars turn
ing over the head to form a pointed hood,
making a quaint and still familiar resem-
biance. 1t took a downtown youngster to
give the suggestion a name.
Gee! yelled the, gamin. Catch on ter de
Es luimau family
IF / wanted to make a mortal enemy
Of the man who was brought up in a small
town . said the old New Yorker, Il would
poke fun at his home paper. don't know
Of anything that will rile him more effectu-
ally. He knows that the bombastic way in
which local items are written Is absurd, and
he may enjoy a hearty laugh over them
himself in private, but let anybody else say
a word against the literary style used to
describe neighborhool calls. weddings and
a little ridioule Of that kind yesterday on
my friend from Ohio. He Jared UP quick
as a wink.
You can't expect all those fellows back
there in the woods to be Horace Greeleys.
mighty good paper
@Of course that is not his opinion at all,
but, like the thousands Of other adopted
New Workers who still look for the home
paper every week., he wouldn't admit hat
there wal anything the matter with it,
A man who spends most OF his time boost
ing different reforms has turned his at
tention to fashion plates.
"The Inaccuracies presented In those
eartorisl prints are something awful he
complains. 'The worst feature of all Ia
the ~disproportion in the size of the object
represented. Women about seven feet
tall are braced against fencesn no higher than
their knees, while near at hand are horses
and automobiles that come only TO the
ladies' waists. II is strange that artists
The present plan Of giving the entire picture
10 a stunning gown may be good for the
dressmakers, but II is hard on the fences
and the rest Of the things thrown in to fill
up the perspective.
Few native born Americans realize how
much II means TO the foreigner who comes
to this country to become a citizen Daily
long lines of these men patiently stand in
the corridor of the Federal Building, wait
ing their turns to get their first papers.
Most observers little appreciate what sacri-
fees these new Americans are willing TO
make TO be real citizens. Practically all
Of them are poor, many OF them have
families, and to wait In line for hours means
the loss Of a days pay. Yet they count
this q trihing sacrifice to make in return
for their citizenship. Not long ago an
aged Immigrant, with poverty written
all over him, applied to naturalization
Clerk Donovan for his first paper, When,
the document was made out, the clerk said,
THAT will cost you 65 cents
The old mar pulled out a pocketbook
which contained only a trine more than
the necessary amount. whats money
when you want 10 become an American
citizeni" he said, az he emptied the purse
into the clerks hand.
Tody Hamilton recommends as a delicious
summer drink the following: Fill a goblet
with cracked ICE TO the brim; pour In sue
cessively a third Of q pony each of char
trelss, brandy, COCOA and m~araschino;
add a teaspoon Of powdered sugar. shake
well and strain. III three Of EN- said
Tody yesterday, don't make You feel as II