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The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
No Trick at All.

Canby Dunn-Do you take any stock jn the story that man engraved the entire alphabet on the head of a pIn?"
 Y. Knott-Certainly He could have engraved the ten commandments on it. It was a coupling pin. Ring off, Chicago Tribune.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
The Modern Way.

",dy dear, you must really take Freddy in hand about the way ne uses slang. To-day he asked me what en- tomology was, and l told him the sci euce of bugs"
 "Well?"
 Then he asked me if an entomolo- giGt was crazy man."-Baltimore American.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

o1SCdSSS COlAC Dt- fore Mrs. Pinlsham every year, some personally, others by mail. Mrs Pink ham is the daughter-inlawo of Lydia E. under her direction and since her de. cease she has been advising sick women free of charge.
 Mrs. Pinkham never violates the con. fideuce of women, and every testimon- ial letter published is done so with the written consent or request of the writer. in order that other sick women may be benefited as she has been.
 Mrs. Alice Berryhill, of 313 Boyce Street, Chattanooga, Tenn, writes: Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
 "Three years ago life looked dark to me. I had alteration and inflammation of the female organs and was in serious condition. My health was completely broken down and the doctor told me that if was not op- erated upon I would die within six months I told him 1 would have no operation but would try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. He tried to influence me against it but 1 sent for the medicine that same day and began to use it faithfully Within five days 1 felt relief but was not entirely cured until used it for some time
 Your medicine is certainly fine. I have induced several friends and neighbors to take it and 1 know more than dozen who had female troubles and who to-day are as well and strong as 1 am from using your Vege- table Compound
 Just as surely as Mrs. Berryhill was cured, will Lydia E. Pinlhams Vege- table Compound cure every woman suffering from any form of female ills. If you are sick write Mrs. Pinkham for advice. It is free and always help full.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Silence is indeed golden when it commands high price
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

IL doesn't require pull to go dowa hill.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
SEVEN YEARS AGO
A Rochester Chemist Found Singu- Iarly Effective Medicine.

William A. Franklin, of the Frank in 6 Palmer Chemical Co.,, Rochester,
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
One on the Doctor.

Lawyer-l say. doctor, why are you always running us lawyers down?
 Doctor (dryly)-Well, your profes- sion doesn't make angels of men, does
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Why, no; you certainly have the advantage of us there, doctor. Illus traied Bits
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
Women Obtain Mrs. Pinkham's
 Advice and Help.
She Has Guided Thousands to Health.- - .How Lydia E. Pinkham'sv Vegetable Com- k,cund Cured Mrs. Alice Berryhii1.

It is a great satisfaction for a woman to feel that she can write to another telling her the most pri- vate and coniden- tial details about her illness, and know that her let ter will be seen by "a woman only.
 Many thousands of cases of female diseases come be-
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26

One of Uncle Joe's correspondents
made public one Of Uncle Joe's letters
which was not intended for publica-
ton. It revealed the speaker as one of
the most ultra stand patters in the
land. 1t needed no letter, private or
public, to do that, however, for the
speaker has it absolutely in his power
to have the tariff revised. True, other
stand patters would kick. but the Re-
publican tariff reyisionists in the house
added to the Democrats undoubtedly
constitute majority: but unfortunate
~, the Republican revisionists will not
lift a finger to secure what they want
and what their constituents want till
Uncle Joe says the word which he
will not say He is a veritable tariff
Ephraim. He appears to be incor-
rigible. If he doesn't look out crop
of congressman viii arise who know
not Joseph, and then the deuce will be
to pay.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Il y II = u = 81 = = = =
= : Champ Clark $
~ Congressman Payne Cuts Capers
~ II Il d Of Tariff Revision
ANWAE X Fairbanks Looming Up Bryan
0@ ~ u " ~ Hearst - -
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humor. The three others are Grover
Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison and
William Mckinley. / repeat that that
is SO much clear gain, for, while GER
tain dyspeptics hold that sll public
men should be solemn as owls, the av-
erage citizen does not object to a little
humor now and then. On the contrary,
he enjoys it. So, as mere locker on
in the Republican Vienna, / most
heartily congratulate the vice presi-
dent on this new element In his ora
tory. AS the field now is, there is not
a Dryasdust among the known aspi-
rants for the Republican presidential
nomination. Shaw, Root, Taft, Fora
ker and Fairbanks will all enliven their
remarks with wit and humor A five
cornered joint debate among them
would be worth long journey to hear.
In addition to improving as speak
er, the vice president has become a
much better mixer and handshaker, a
thing not to be despised.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26

| By virtue of decree OF the Court OF Chancery
of New Jersey, bearing date the Twentieth DAY
of March, Nineteen hundred and SIX, IN GER
tain cause therein pending, wherein Nicholas
Tito is complainant and Marie Louise Pinto CT
al are defendants the subscriber will expose to
sale at public vendue, to the highest bidder, on,
Monday, The Thirtisth Day Of April, 1906
at the sherin's Office in the Court House in the
| City OF Woodbury.. New Jersey, at the hour OF
two o'clock in the afternoon
| All that piece or parcel of land situate in the
Township of franklin, County of Gloucester
and State OF New Jersey, bounded and described
as follows:
Bridge and Weymouth road, fifty-seven chains
and seventy-four links West from a stone at the
| intersection of the said Weymouth road and
! the Lake and Forest Grove road: thence ~
South nine degrees and fifteen minutes West
and on the line of Warmers land, nineteen
chains and sixty-four links to stake; thence ~
North eighty degrees and forty-hve minutes
| West twelve chains and fifty-seyen links to a
stone at the Southeast corner Of Joseph Q. Laid 8
1 land; thence (3)North nine degrees and hfteen
| minutes East and on the line OF said Ladd's
! land nineteen chains and sixty-four links to the
centre of said Weymouth road; thence AZ South
| eighty degrees and forty-hve minutes East,
| twelve chains and ffty-seven links to the place
Containing twenty-four acres and sixty-eight
hundredths Of acre, be the same more or
And all that other piece Of land situate in the
| said Township of Franklin, bounded and des-
cribed as follows to wit
| Beginning at stone being the Southwest
| corner of land decided by William A. Warmer
and wife to said Nicolo Tito and Antonio Tito
dated September 10Th, 1898, and duly recorded;
| thence ID along the South side Of the same.
south eighty degrees and forty-fve minutes
| East, twelve chains and fifty seven links to q
! corner; thence ~ South nine degrees and fifteen
| minutes West, ten chains and fifteen links to
the middle OF Forest road thence 81 along the
said Forest road, North eighty degrees and
! fortv-five minutes West, twelve chains and
fifty-seven links; thence az North nine degrees
/ and fifteen minutes East, ten chai-s and fifteen
links to the place Of beginning.
Containing twelve and three fourths acres OF
| land, including the estate and interest in dover
/ Of the defendant, Marie Louisa Pinto, widow Of
! Antonio Tito deceased, in the said premises,
| together with Gil and singular the Entertainments
4 and appurtenauces to the said premises belong
/ ing or in sny,Tise apperfaining.
To be sold In the presence and under the d.
rectioA Of, .ux-x....
! B. P. Tnllar. Solicitor. Special Master
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
The Vice President.

There are Republican presidential
candidates more extensively doomed at
present than Mr.. Vice President
Charles Warren Fairbanks, but it may
be well doubted whether any of them
has really enhanced his chances more
during this session of congress than
has the tall Indiana statesman He at
least has made no mistakes and has
therefore brought UPON himself no adj
verse criticism. To use slang but lu-
minous expression, he has put in much
time Saving wood which perhaps is
the wisest plan in these parIous days.
One virtue the vice presidents boomers
can claim for him without fear of sue
cessful contradiction, and that is that
there is no sort of danger of his going
off half cooked. He has no fads, in
dulges in no fancies, rides no hobbies.
DIR. Osler ought to visit Washington
long enough to gaze upon the vice pres
ident and to be disillusionized as to the
age at which men should be chloro-
formed as useless. The vice president
will be fifty-four years old on May II,
and it would require months journey
to discover a better preserved speci-
men of the genus homo. Not only that,
but there is not public man in Amer
lea that has grown more in two years
than Mr. Fairbanks. Swinging around
the circle as one Of the principal cam
paign orators in 1904 did him world
of good and improved his style of
speaking very much. AS a speaker the
Fairbanks Of April, 1906, is vastly SUI
perior to the Fairbanks of April, 1904
Until quite recently, while admitted on
all sides to be an able expounder Of
his party's principles, his style was too
stilted, too didactic, too solemn, to be
entirely pleasing to the multitude. The
campaigning of the continent modified
his style greatly to his advantage. He
has even developed latent faculty of
humor, a great gain in any orator
Not long since heard him speak in
competition with some of the much adj
vertised wits of the capital in a place
where speeches are never reported
am not reporting his and therefore am
not violating the rule, but ! am per-
mitted to give it as my opinion for
what it is worth that on that occasion
he surprised his auditors by holding
his own with the best of them in wit
and humor He Is the fourth public
man past the half century mark to ex-
hibit unsupported facility In wit and
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Sunaraunus Bother.

| Our Republican friends are grabbing
at straws after the fashion of drown
!! ing men. They are now laying the
| hattering JUNCTION to their souls that an.
/ imaginary feud which they imagine
| to exist betwixt William Jennings
Bryan and William Randolph Hearst
| will enable them to elect their own
nominee in 1908. They lie awake OF
nights inducing insomnia by Fostering
| their heads to devise ways and means
| to help that feud along. That is SUI
perhuous bother, for while am au-
thorized to speak for neither Bryan
nor Hearst I have discovered that
there are no evidences of this much
advertised feud outside the heads of
certain addle pated Republicans. The
wish in their case rs father to the
thought. Why should there be feud
betwixt the Nebraskan and the New
same end-the emancipation of the
masses from the iron yoke of the
classes. Each pursues his own meth
| cd, as is natural. Each desires to be
president, as everybody knows. They
/
are both young men, and there is plen-
| ty of time for both to be president.
BY working together they are much
more likely to reach the goal for which
all statesmen pant as the hart panteth
for the water brook than by fighting
each other Neither is considered lack
| ing in mental acumen by men in posi-
ton to judge, and what others see they
probably will see-that in unity there
| is strength. So, on the whole, it may
be well for our Republican friends to
disillusionize their minds of the Bryan
Hearst feud delusion and to search for
another peg on which to hang their
hope Of winning in 1908. That hope
becomes less and less as dissensions
in the Republican camp multiply and
the unity of Democrats becomes more
patent and more pronounced.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
i is certain to increase rather than d.

Der is certain to increase rather than d.
minish.
by reason of the exorbitant price at
which grain alcohol Is now sold-about
l2.40 per gallon many manufacturers use
wood alcohol, a deadly poison, which they
ran procure at about 10 cents per gallon
and which does not cost the producer
Dver 30 cents per gallon.
Because denatured alcohol would be
cheaper than wood alcohol and because It
Is less deleterious IN the use both the
manufacturers and their employees are
rlamorous for the passage of this bill.
The people of the Mississippi valley
want it because they will both produce 1t
and use it. They know that there is
much Of profit and Of comfort in it to
them.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Dated surrogate's Office, March 18th,
no CREDITORs

Charles W. Elkinton, administrator of the es-
tate Of John w, Jessup, deceased, by direction
of the Surrogate of the County OF Gloucester,
hereby gives notice to the creditors OF the SAID
John w. Jessup, deceased, to bring in their
debts, claims and demands against the Estate OF
the said deeedent under oath of afirmation with
in nine months from this date, or they will. be
forever barred of any action therefor against the
q. w. ELKTNTON.
Administrator.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26

Frank Herman, executor OF the estate Of Rich
ard Herman deceased, by direction Of the Sur
rooafe 81 the County Of Gloucester hereby gives
notice to the creditors Of the said Richard Her
man, deceased, to bring in their debts, claims
and demands against the estate Of the said
sjscedent under oath or affirmation, within
nine months from this date, or they will be for
ever barred OF any action therefore against the
said execptor. fhANk p LINN An
Dated March 18Th. 190615 Executor.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26

Addie M. Bake, Executrix of the estate OF
Rosa A. Furey, deceased, by direction of the
Surrogate of the County of Gloucester, hereby
gives notice to the creditors of the said Rosa
a. Furey, deceased, to bring in their debts
claims and demands against the estate OF the
said decedent, under oath or affirmation, within
nine months from this date. or they will be for
ever barred of any action therefor against the
said Executrix.
ADDIE NJ. BALKE,
Dated March 9th 1906 o. Execu+rix
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26


efforts to expose the mon
strosities of the Dingley tariff BILL He
has introduced measure after measure
to cut down rates that are excessively
high. OF course none Of his measures
or mine or any other looking toward
tariff revision, wholesale or piecemeal,
is ever reported favorably. When we
call them up in committee Hon. Serene
e. Payne, chairman Of ways and
means, puts on a smile that is childlike
and bland, which is the signal for Mr..
Dalzell or General Grosvenor or some
other stand patter to move to indei-
nitely postpone. But, nothing daunted,
Williams returns to the assault at the
next opportunity. His latest effort to
improve things was proposition in
substance as follows: That whenever
the tariff duty is more than 100 per
cent on any article it be reduced to 100
"a proposition which ninety nine .peo-
pie out of every hundred will say is
plain common sense OF course he
framed it that way in order to show
the iniquity of some of the most outra
geous rates. Did the stand patters look
kindly on this sane and safe PROPOSE
ton of the sane and safe Mississip
plan? Not bit of it. On the contrary,
Hon. Serene 3. Payne, house floor
leader for the Republicans, assumed
an air of righteous Indignation and in
jured innocence and roared out furi-
GUS denunciation of Williams and all
his wicked coadjutors amid stand pat
applause.
1t ought not to be forgotten in this
connection that when Williams first
made his proposition it was boldly as
serted that there was no tariff rate in
excess of 100 per cent, but he went to
work and dug up the facts, which show
that there are scores of such rates
outrages ALL Then Brother Payne cut
his righteous indignation caper, but
somebody else may become indignant
to wit, the American people. Truly
they have been slow to wrath, but they
are certain to wake up at last and hurl
the stand patters from power and cast
them into that outer darkness where
are weeping, wailing, crashing of
teeth and much cussing. They have
had long lease of power and have
Iorded it over the masses after the ruth
less manner Of feudal baron of the
dark ages, but it's long lane that has
no turn, and the signs of the times in
dictate that the turn is in sight There
is much unrest among the Republican
masses. They are beginning to con-
clude that if the Republicans will not
revise the tariff when they have such
whopping big majorities in both houses
of congress that they can do precisely
as they please they do not intend to re
wise it at any time. So believing and
desiring a revision, they are sure to con-
clude that the only chance to secure
revision is to elect a Democratic con-
gress and president. The signs of the
times indicate that that is precisely
what they intend to do at the first OPP
portunity.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Dated surrogate's Office. April II, 1905.
of SETTLEMENT.

Notice is hereby given that the account OF
Hannah Wood, administrators of the estate of
Gerard Wood deceased, will be audited by the
Surrogate and reported for settlement to the Or
phans Court of the County OF Gloucester, on
Friday, April 27th A. d. 1906.
HANNAH A. WOOD,
A. Il. Swackhamer Proctor: Administrators
Dated Surrogates Office, March 18th. 1906.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Dated surrogate's ONCE. March l9th, 19
NTOTICE OF SETTLEMENT.

Notice is hereby given that the account Of
BENJAMIN G.. Paul executor of the estate of
Samuel Z. Miller, deceased, will be audited by
the Surrogate and reported for settlement to
the Orphans Court of the County of Gloucester,
on Friday, April 9th, A. D. 1905.
BENJAMIN g. PAUL,
Executor.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
OF SUPPLEMENT-

Notice is hereby given that the account of
Harry Sharp, and Lewis D. Sharp, adminlstra-
tors of the estate of Charles Sharp, deceased,
viii be audited by the Surrogate and reported
for settlement to the Orphans Court Of the
County of Gloucester, on Friday April 9th, A.
HARRY SHARP,
LEWIS D. SHARP,
Administrators
Dated Surrogate's Office March 18th, 1906
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Dated surrogate's Office, March 18TH, l90
OF SETTLEMENT.

zotice is hereby given that the account Of
Austin II. Swackhamer, Assignee of the estate
of Mary McMahan, a debtor, viii be audited by
the Surrogate and reported for settlement to the
Orphans Court of the County OF Gloucester, on
Friday, April 27th, A. D. 1906
AUSTIN H. SWACKAMER,
Assignee.
Dated surroeate's Office March 18th, 1906.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
or SUPPLEMENT.

Notice is hereby given that the account of
Josephine Lippincott and Benjamin Shoemak-
err administrators of the estate OF Franklin
Lippincott deceased, will be audited by the
Surrogate and reported for settlement to the
Orphans Court of the County of Gloucester, on
Friday May 25, 1906. -
JOSEPHINE LIPPINCOTT,
BENJAMIN SHOEMAKER,
Administrators.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Broken Java Coffee
Does Its Own Talking


So-called Broken Java is being
sold all over the country at from Ia
to 1sc. per b., but did you know il
is all fake?
q Broken java is blend ar
ranged and introduced by Mr.. Nell
son, when in Woodbury. few years
ago. And did you know that to get
the secret, had to, and did pay Mr..
Nelson cent per lb. for every ID. |
sold for years. Whether you know
it or not, it a fact. That is why |
make my claim as the only original
Broken Java, " and while this isiso,
my sales go right on. My price is
200. per h., and people tell us it is
better tnan what they pay 35 and
$50. for elsewhere. Why is this
will tell you. 1t is backed by
quality-and bang-up quality. The
dollars come by mail and we ship it
all over the county.
Give it trial. | know it will
please you.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
Elkins and Dawson.

Democrats everywhere will be pleas
ed to learn that West Virginia Repub-
licans are now indulging in a feud.
One faction is led by Senator Stephen
B. Elkins and the other by Governor
Dawson, to whom the Elkins toga
looks good and who has no conscien-
tious scruples about violating the COM
mand touching coyetousness. Dawson
lately enraged EllSins, Scott & Co. by
clubbing Senator Benjamin r. Tillman
of South Carolina ''the third senator
from West Virginia There are many
signs indicating that certainly one,
probably two and possibly three of
the West Virginia districts will send
Democrats to the next congress
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26
M,naar.ths Tourteeth day Ct May. nazt

Sale, on
Monday, tbs Tourteeth day Of May next
between the hours Of u and o'clock, to wit, at
2 o'clock in the Afternoon OF said day, at the
Court House, in the City Of Woodbury., County
of Gloucester, and State of New Jersey, all the
following described Real Estate that Is TO say:
All the following described house and lot situ-
ate in Wiilam-town, in the County OF Glouces-
ter and State of New Jersey, aAld is bounded as
follows:
BEGINNING at a stone corner to Josiah Ireland's
land in the line of the late P. L. Richman's land;
thence f1) by Josiah Ireland's land south thirty
six degrees west fourteen chains and eighteen
links to corner to Andrew W. Ireland's land;
thence ~ by Andrew w. 1reland's land south
fifty-two degrees and thirty minutes east one
chain and seventy-seven links to the new road
from the Blue Bell road to the Steam Mill roads
thence (3l along the edge of said road north
fifty degrees and forty-five minutes east ten
chains and seven links to q corner IN the euge
of said road and in line OF lots belonging to var
4 ious persons; thence az along Michael Christ
and others lots north three degrees west nve
chains and seventy-one links to stone corner
to said p. L. Richman's lot; thence l5l along the
line OF said Richman's lot north hfty-five de
crees and q quarter west nlnety-nve hnks 20
70 the place OF beginning. Containing four
acres and thirty-eight hundredths OF an acre OF
land more or less. n.,
Exceptine thereout lot sold to Joseph It'd
marsh and lot sold to I. K Tice and lot SOLO
70 Lydia Rammel in all about two acres. said
premises the said George @. Lashley bought OF
Michael Christ, and wife, by deed dated septenl-
Der Both A. d. 1865. and is recorded at Camden
in Book As OF Deeds folio 80 &c
Seized as the property Of James @. Mcclure
et ux ct ais, DEBTS, and taken in executlon 81
the suit OF Josiah Ireland, Compl't, and to De
sold by - ,.vyx e,1enr
49, 4 ss.sI 1one PRS fees SO 90.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-04-26

Especial Washington letter.
N W ON. JOHN SHARP WILLIAMS
of Mississippi, the Democratic
IN ISL house leader, is increasing his