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The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-07
BRIGHT BITS BY THE WITS.

Will & Must hold mortgage on
success.
The busybody butts in without any
Ifs or butts.
Charity begins at home, but If It
IS the real brand it soon outgrows its
native place.
1t is hard to work much confidence
in man who wears ring on his
middle finger.
A mans knowledge cannot be
Judged by the fool things he says
when in love.
The golden calf will always be wor.
SHIPPED. though it wear the tail OF n
monkey or the ears of an ass.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-07

fered a long, long
time with my back,
a n d felt draggy
and listless and
all the time. / lost
( + o m my usual
weight, 225, to 10.
Urinary passages
were too frequent
and l had to get
up often at night.
l had headaches
and dizzy spells
also, but my worst
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-07
Safe Deposit.

or Marshal Field III. an amusing
story was recently told at Lakewood.
The boy, according to the story, ap.
preached an old lady in a Lakewood
hotel and said to her:
Can you crack nuts?"
'eplied. Il lost all my teeth years
ago."
Then" said the little boy, extend
ing two hands full of walnuts. please
hold these while go and get some
more."-Denver Times.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-07
1T SAVED MY LIFE7
PRAISE FOR A FAMOUS MEDICINE
Mrs. WiIladsen Tells How She Tried Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound lust
In Time,

Mrs. T. @. Willadsen, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
life and l cannot express my gratitude TO
YOU in words
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-07
TORTURED WITH GRAVEL.
Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills,
Not Stone Has Formed.

Capt. S. L. Crute, Adjt. Wattsi Camp,
U. C. ". Roanoke, Va, says: 81 suf-
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-07

Before / wrote to you, telling YOU how I
felt, had doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots of money on medicines besides,
but 1t all failed TO help me. My monthly pc
riods had ceased and suffered much pain,
with fainting spells, headache, backache and
bearing-down pains, and / was so weak /
could hardly keep around. AS last resort
] decided to write YOU and try Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and i am SO
thankful that did, for after following your
instructions, which you sent me free OF all
charge, / became regular and in perfect
health. Had it not been for you would be
in my grave to-day.
81 sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country to
write you for help as did.n
When women are troubled with ir-
regular or painful periods, weakness,
displacement or liberation of an organ,
that bearingdown feeling, infiamma-
ton, backaches flatulence, general de-
bility, indigestion or nervous prostra-
ton, they should remember there is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia L.
Pinkham' Vegetable Compound at once
removes such troubles
No other fema lie medicine in the world
has received such widespread and un.
qualified endorsement. Refuse all SUBJ
stitutes.
For 25 years Mrs Pinkham. daughter
in-law of Lydia f. Pinkham, has under
her direction. and since her decease,
been advising sick women free oS
charge. Address, Lynn, Mass
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-05-16

fact illustrates the extreme insolu-
bilty of this essential plant food in
the form in which it commonly exists
in the soil. 1t must. therefore. be
easily apparent that a soil may actu-
ally be rich in potash. yet be wholly
unable to meet the demands of any
crop for this Indispensable constituent.
Many soil showing a high potash
sterile and incapable of growing crops
without the artificial addition of pot
ash in the form of fertilizers. On
such soils linbe performs valuable
service.
Another chemical activity of lime.
Of direct Importance to the plant-fOOd
supply of the soil, is possessed by all
caustic alkalies. 1t is able to lTberate
ammonia from its compounds. and
possesses the closely-related property
of decompOsing organic matter. In
this way the combined nitrogen of or
ganic substances is changed into forms
available to plants. Because of this
fact. the application of lime to muck
soils, which contain large quantities
of locked up. unavailable nitrogen, re
suits in rendering this nitrogen avail
able
\ very important consideration, in
connection with this liberation of nj
tIOgen. is often lost sight of. The ac-
ton is confined chiefly to soils as
conspicuously deficient in mineral
plant food as they are literally sup
piled with organic matter. 1t there
fore follows that the nitrogen made
available by the use of lime is often
useless without additional supplies of
potash and phOsphOric acid in the
form of fertilizers.
These muck soils and heavy clays
occasionally accumulate organic acids
to the extent of becoming incapable
of profitable cultivation. Lime neu-
traliZes these acids. and restores pro-
luctiveness.
Quick lime is the preferable form
for producing all these effects. One
ton per acre is Il fair application. If
spread i'm small heaps. and covered
lightly with soil, it will quickly slack
to Il fine powder, easily spread and
plowed under.
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-05-16
Using Lime.

ing of soils is being advocated by
many theoretical agriculturists. and
the few practitioners who have found
quirements has recently brought the
subject to new prominence. The gen
eral trend of the resulting discuss.Or
would lead to the natural Inference
that something new had finally been
discovered under the sun. As mat
ter of fact, the very methods now ad-
vOcated by the most advanced lime
enthusiasts were in actual practice
among the Romans more than two
thousand years ago. Even the thCO-
rieS of its action. as now presented by
teachers of agriculture. were fully dis
cussed by AIbrecht Thaer at the very
beginning of the last century. Indeed
practically nothing has been added to
oM knowledge of the agricultural
properties of lime. except in its in
cidental relations to bacterial actiOH.
since the days of this great teacher.
While cautiOning against disap-
pOintment likely to follow too great
confidence in the power OF something
friend may be considered with ad-
vantage.
The first point which seems to need
emphatic assertion, is that of the
plant food value of lime. Many
farmers have been miSled into the be-
lief that change has been established
in formerly accepted truths. Expert
encing the special advantages of the
Use of lime i'm certain soils. like the
cold granitic clays of New England.
or seeing the great benefits resulting
from applications of lime to certain
crops. like legumes. and somewhat
confused by the cry of ''lime. lime"
fallen into the way of thinking thlt
lime must he re-classed. 1t is not
uncommon to find men who be
lieve these recognized advantages.
lTUln lne use Oh lime, must result from
the actual plant food supplied in This
way.
AS Il matter of fact. it is very rare
if any natural soil fails to supply the
food demands of any normal crop for
lime. Its action is wholly indirect.
1t either cOunteracts certain soil de
fects. or so acts on other soil cOnsti-
tuents as to increase the available sup
ply of other essential plant foods
The beneficial work of lime is eff
fected by two means. 1t possesses
both physical and chemical activity.
Its chief physical function is its power
of increasing the percOlatiOn of soil
waters. Drainage is thus increased.
tenacious clays are made more easily
pulveriZed. and the caking of many
soils during hard drOughts is largely
overcome.
The chemical action of lime of most
agricultural Importance is its power
of displacing potash from the COM
paratively insOluble combinations in |
which it naturally occurs i'm most
soils. The potash is compelled to !
enter more soluble cOmbinatiO 1t |
is thus converted from a condition |
in which if is pI-1 f.fica1Iy useless tO |
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-05-16
One Cold and another

The seasons first cold
may be slight-may yield
to early treatment. but the
next cold will hang on
longer; it will be more
troublesome, too. Un-
necessary to take chances
on that second one. SCOTS
Emulsion is a preventive
as well as a cure. Take
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12
PREDICTIONS OF PANIC.

Mr. prediction the things that
influential
Mobile all
hiding place Ill fortunes of
failures sudden fnance sends
boarding
until the confidence When the boarding begins the
banks
failure adds
becomes difficult Then period of hard times
influencing
different politics. religious activity and
The America 1893 The previous
inspired Ceveands trade policy overuaton after the
which 1873 should
verapaiaon the loss confidence
which followed the life scandals would chiefly
Doubtless would like
deadly odds
If taking inspire the wide
spread alarm Of which financial smashup the
Happily there prospect diminished enhance public
six billion dollars
goods exist There trouble with abor
the quick sudden public apprehension
this
the o a prosperity
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12
SAIoNu, PREMIER OF Japan.

SaiOni of the
advocate of the democratic
at
ruling gracefully yielded them be-
constitutional liberty which he differ the
which him useful throughout
of the modern constructive period.
saOn been leader of the Opposition in the Diet
would Ouy Portsmouth, but he
that and public meeting called denOue the
changed favorable them
Saionji said that the ALL
interest
practically he continued
Western Japan of that
opinion.
showing comparatively
Marquis appealed his consider
wordtha the who after defeats declared himself
the rather than make small council
policy
had
While admitting that feeling disappointment unreasonable
fully hasd,
of He
party
the awaiting application peaceful
Opposition leader having
his
form cabinet He affairs
whom the mantle the Marquis gradually Withdrawing
public life, will ultimately
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12
THE ROBINSON CASE.

Nothing indicates that he has made charges
know he
his the Judge and left the President to do as
p appointing this of the the Advertiser
Of the Robinson
President expressly said that he would accept the
hold him
feel like dividing that responsibility And
reversing his
the Third
Robinson like
appointment.
his
Judiciary, paper considering its attitude towards Judicial
Federal
consulting
accountability the
before Mr. Roosevelt became President and
He make the Governor his adviser in all
President
The latter giving the best advice there is in him
he Federal the
charge
of the line of duty marked
III by Organic Act
everybody cool down in this affair they find
surmse file Washington against Judge Robinson
found
Election that there in bung ones head against stone wall
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12

sfhen tnhfua
loy Dieeu
Much THE below
ihs iiow
mood
aitunR 10 Colorado aud
Naturally salty, because upon
ka abound The pressing fact however
growing and change region
heat Of which responsible
tho climate Of Southern California
this only TO
reader that
sucks the cool
dewind which
Now II the hot Of the
The Of
that will there
country
Sahara rain industry
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12

urh Wednesday, Advertiser,
Mias Eiia Wirht Departed tsaisfi la
for kaiiua
Faihef James has gone 70 Napooroo
on business
/ Archdeaoon Jenries lefi yesterday on
the kinau for the Volcano
sheriff and Mrs Brown we're pas.
sengeU yesterday for Kaunakakai.
DR. and Mrs Goodhue. child and ser.
want returned 10 Kona yesterday IN
, the Mauna Loa
Territorial Auditor Fisher went 20
Hilo yesterday on the Kinau TO make
his regular inspection Of territorial
books there.
H. O. Claxton, drug clerk with
Benson, Smith a. Co. departed yes
terday for the mainland for the benefit
OF his health.
The kunst beach property recently
purchased by Harry Lewis. was trans
fered at the same price paid by Lewis.
$4,000, TO George T.. Theilen yesterday.
The use which MIR. Theilen will make
Of the property is not known.
The United states Experiment sta
ton has an interesting exhibition in
McInerny's clothing store window in
the shape of silk grown in Hawaii
There are silk cocoons of both Japa-
nese and Italian stock and waste and
raw silk
High Sheriff Henry and Deputy At
torney General Prosser departed yes
terday for Kona TO investigate the
matter of the seizure of the Holua-
loa school lot by Mrs. Mary Atcherly,
who claims to be acting as agent for
Mrs. A. Davis.
w o. Smith, who left yesterday for
Washington on the Sierra, in advance
of the delegation to follow on the 18th,
stated before leaving that he was un-
qualifiedly opposed to any suggestion
of a form of colonial government for
the Hawaiian islands.
The Portuguese boy who found a
coin in the wrecked shacks which are
to be replaced by the three-story build
ing, which II. l.. Kerr Is superintend-
ing for McCandless brothers. found an
other coin yesterday. This time 1t was
a Mexican dollar so Old that the marks
were almost entirely worn off of it.
1t is said that the Pail road contract
at it's last meeting, may be taken be-
fore the Grand Jury for investigation.
c. b. Wilson, the contractor, whose
protest against the letting of the con-
tract was tabled, is said to be be-
hind the movement to have the matter
aired.
Col. u. S. Spalding, l.. A. Thurston,
attorney for James b. Castle and Land
Commissioner Pratt, departed yester-
day on the Sierra for the Coast, en-
route to Los Angeles, where they will
confer with the Molokan leaders, who
desire to settle on the lands at Kappa,
Kauai. An agreement was drawn up
yesterday. which is believed to be Of
a character agreeable to the Molokans.
This is signed by Col. Spalding.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12


painters would be interesting found
bottle
along other deserving
painters did not feel that indifference which
Judge Robinson
paint
affinity
and yellow pantl All these questions
follow themu up.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12
CoIDR.

Colds are quickly cured by Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. 1t acts on
natures plan. loosens the cough, reliev-
IS the lungs and opens the secretions,
erecting a permanent cure. II counter
acts any tendency OF a cold TO result in
pneumonia. 1t Is pleasant to take.
Children like Il. For sale by all Deal
ers and Druggists. Benson Smith q
Co. Ltd. Agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12
WORLDS NEWS CONDENSED.

Bryan has been royalty received in Manila
Gov Herrck would abolish lobby in Ohio
Luther Burbank the wizard, has been quite i'll.
Lawson predicts dire financial disaster the
Twelve hundred printers strike New York City
Forty thousand people witnessed
Reno police sports agreed
Sir Hugh Muir Nelson Lieutenant Governor Queensland since 1903 is
organizing 100000 company to motor railroad
More than 5000 greeted the White
House
Francis Fessenden veteran Portland Me- jan
refuses permit Nehesole to play
sapho
Wall Street disbursements quarter year $780,
ode meets with defeat speaker
Kentucky to succeed Senator
Blackburn
Cable president Island
Bingham charge police force
vice McAdoo retired
The receipts of the Federal expenses
five mill
Miss Lydia Sterling
tend the family Christmas dinner
newspapers
If he purchase the Enquirer
Miss Edna ed
dollars by her late Minneapolis uncle
companies agreed out rebates Alex E.
Orr to be head of the York;
With McCal's check
$235,OoO covering the Hamilton advances
The proceeds satisfactorily rep
resenaion of the Baslica
sxtywo Stanford students have been dropped
falling behind in their studies
Fifty exchange building Angeles
IL he fire wasp tout
Yeke' will gives comparatively
Millions found a hospital
hope of Tammany by declaring that minor
offices be filed without approval
The of the the
Louis German lieutenant is
Chief Clerk Robert Bned of the Hotel
suicide in the presence of his wife by shooting
Mrs Fannie Epstein burning
poleon hand, died
the T. S Senate. The ito
Lieut. Roy Taylor Artillery has been reduced
asking sergeant change his seat in har because he
The collier Glacier forced big
dock because of heavy when 100 miles Henry.
Mrs F. NJ Smith wife of the Borax
ON the eyeof her eparur for
Chicago society of of
The American
The auditors
Emanuel Williams hoseman Denver gold
wife
sunenberg and that the bomb Saratoga
well, Idaho.
Two sticks bunkers the trans
port Thomas when 1000 miles from Naah
that Jap stevedores placed the dynamite
ExPresident Cleveland has been appointed questions
in dispute that in the abolition premiums
New York Life Mutual Life and Equitable
$4,000
The World prints the million
are ferkes freely used by girl
said to be Miss Gladys Uge daughter Frank
known Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12

Mr. Hearst buy the Enquirer
influential
working
public
dent included His conceptions of journalism
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12

The Kuns place built believe by the late Charles Carter
the
uprising 1895
which, the time
desirable this Of
ssu.ty be added o the park.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12

Plenty white
information all while something
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12

Note:-Barometer readings are cor
rected for temperature, instrumental
errors, and local gravity, and reduced
to sea level. Average cloudiness stated
In scale from to 10. Direction of wind
is prevailing direction during "a hours
ending at p. m. Velocity of wind In
average velocity In miles per hour.
(. ALEX. McC. ASHLEY,
Section Director.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12
CFrom Thursdays Advertiser.)

lFrOm thursday AuVeTllSeTJ
There was brisk day on the stock
exchange yesterday. Oahu showed 80
better than Saturdays closing, while
both McBryde and Kihei were ad-
vanced points.
Reports of success have been re-
ceived from Mr. Muri from, Fiji where
he was sent by the Planters Associa-
ton to search for a parasite to prey
on the leaf hopper.
A special meeting of the Bar Asso-
citation of the Hawaiian Islands Will
be held on Saturday. January 20, at
the Republican headquarters, for the
purpose of considering the matter of
the reappointment of Hon. w. ]. Rob
inson as third judge.
C. F. Eckart, director of the Plant
ers' experiment station, has received
the degree of Master of Science from
the University of California. Prof
Eckart is now in California on a va
cation. He has won a high position In
agricultural science here.
County Treasurer Trent has received
from the Territorial Treasury $79,440,
the balance due oahu county from
taxes collected up to December 81. AL
together this county has received from
the Territory. since the inauguration
of county government in July, $751;
S94.47.
Frank Johnson's case, for the Waia-
lua murder, was investigated by the
grand jury yesterday. 1t is believed
an indictment in the first degree Will
be returned. At least two other cases
of infamous crime were considered, one
being that of a japanese for attempt
ing his wife's life and the other thai
of a native from the country for a
criminal assault.
At a meeting of the Board of Immi-
grafton yesterday, C. L. Crabbe, clerk,
submitted letters from desiring settlers
in the States and Canada. He also
presented a sample of reply to such
inquiries, which condensed a great deal
of information. Mr.. Cooke said 1t was
time more of the plantations were heard
from regarding what acreage of land
they could offer to settling laborers
No further word had been received
from the president of the board, Sec
rotary Atkinson. Commissioners pres
ent were ], ]. Garden, presiding, j. II
Craig and ]. p. Cooke, secretary.
Two parties are said to be trying to
lease Honolulu Hale.
The charge of child stealing against
r. w. Condor has been nol-prossed.
Seven Jap gamblers were fined IS
and costs by Judge Whitney yester-
day.
Augustus +. Knudsen is spoken of
as Kauai's business delegate to Wash
/ ington.
The principals in the Holualoa school
house case have been arrested by High
/ Sheriff Henry for riot.
| Joe Gomez, an old Portuguese, was
= taken to the police station in a starv-
| ing condition yesterday.
Artist Tom Moran. celebrated
painter, may visit Hawaii In May, to
! put some local scenes on canvas.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12

The Stars remOvaforcause theory
hsmans expires the for alng
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-12
TIDES, SUN AND MOON.

Full moon Jan. 10th at sos a. m.
Times OF the tide are taken from the
United States Coast and deodetic Sur
vey tables.
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occun
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
Hawaiian STANDARD time 10 10 hours
80 minutes slower than dreenwich
time. being that Of the meridian OF ~
degrees thirtv minutes. The time whis-
tie blows at 1850 .. m, which II the
same az Greenwich, o hours minutes
Sun and moon are fcT local tina toe
the whole aToRp.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-06-14
ParsOn md CurnIe.

well-known Pennsylvania clergy
man recently received an invitation
to officiate at the Sunday services of
a church in neighboring town, and
entrusted his new curate with the per-
formance of his own duties When he
returned home that night he anxiously
asked his good wife what she though t
of the curate's sermon.
''It was positively the worst | ever
heard" replied the ministerial help
meet. There was absolutely nothing
in it,"
a little disappointed the clergyman
sought the new curate and asked him
how he had made out during the day.
"Oh, very we'll" was the rather
startling reply. Il didn't have time to
prepare anything myself, so preached
one of your old sermons. ."-Philadel-
phia Telegraph.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-06-14

Fritz was the meekest looking Of
flee boy that ever put glue on a book
keepers stool. He worked for a law
yer, and one day the lawyer had a
woman client, whose brute of hus-
band had beaten her aid for whom
he filed suit for divorce. A week later
the husband six feet tall and broad
in proportion, came into the office
drunk, announcing his intention of
whipping every one there. Every one
was too busy TO see him and he was
left to Fritz. Fritz held conversation
with the man and listened to his trou-
bles. Finally the man declared loud
ly: I've buried three wives. two of
them in this county," What county
buried the other one?" inquired Fritz.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-06-14
a garment which at that time was ius,

a garment which at that time was Just
beginning to find vogue among women
who loved the fields and the road.
Only men who own to stylish sisters
appreciate these things, and Warbur-
ton possessed Iather observant eyes.
She held a bunch of fresh ~ plucked
poppies in her hand. 1t was the Sec
onu time that their glances had net
and held. In the previous episode ION
the day she had leaned out of the cab
hers had been the first to fall. Now it
was his turn. He studied the tips of
his shoes. There were three causes
why he lowered his eyes; First. she
was mistress here and he was an appli-
cant for employment; second. he loved
her; third, he was committing the first
bold dishonesty in his life. Once. it
was on the very tip of his tongue 10
confess everything, apologize, and take
himself off. But his curiosity was of
greater weight than his desire. He
remained silent and waited for her TO
speak.
Celeste. you may leave US" said
Miss Annesley.
Celeste cOurtesied. shot a killing
glance at the tentative groom. and de-
parted the scene
You have driven horses for some
length of time:' the girl began.
If he might only look as calmly and
fearlessly at her! What voice. now
that he heard it in its normal tone!
"Yes, Madam; have ridden and driven
something like ten years.
"Where?"
IN the west, mostly"
You are English?'
NO; M@dam. He wondered how
much she had Heard at the police court
that morning. - am American born"
Are you addicted TO the use of n-
toXicants? ts?'-mentally noting the clear
ness of the whites of his eyes.
The barest flicker of a smile stirred
his lips,
mo, Madam | had not been drink
ing last night--that is, not in the sense
the officers declared | had. 1t is true
that | take drinl. once in a while,
when l have been riding or driving
all day, or when | am cold. | have alb
solutely no appetite
ITO BE Continued.l