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The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
GET RID OF THE GAS
Or. Williams Pink Pills Strengthen
the Stomach and Enable 1t to
Do Its Work.

When the stomach is feeble the food
lies in it undigested, decays and throws
off poisonous gases that distend the
walls of the stomach aud cause inter-
ference with other organs, especially
with the action of the heart and lungs.
These gases have other i'll effects The
nerves and tho brain are disturbed
and discomforts such rs dizziness, hot
flashes, sleeplessness, irritablemess and
dependency originate from this source.
Experience shows that these troubles
vanish just as soon as tho stomach Is
made strong enough to digest the food.
In other words, it needs II tonic that will
rouse it to do the work of changing the
food into nourishment.
Miss Minerva @. Ladd, of Ipswich,
Mass, says : II had weak stomach
! from the time l was n little child.
Whenever | took hearty food it would
cause terrible faintness, and l would
finally vomit what 1 had eaten. Al
times there would be the most intense
pains through the upper part of my
, body. For days i'll succession, l would
| have to lie down most of the time.
The distress was often so great that I
could hardly bear it, and the frequent
md violent belching spells We're very
disagreeable, too.
MY doctors medicines gave me little
relief and it was not until tried DR..
| Williams Pink Pills that found n cure.
Within three weeks decided improve
ment was noticeable. The belchimg
spells were less frequent, the pains
! through my body We're not so intense,
my food was retained and after taking
! the pills for few weeks longer l found
that l was altogether free from tho
mseres had so long suffered"
Every dyspeptic should read What
to Eat and How to Eat" Write the Dr.
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y, for free copy.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
Tile Only Born King.

There is a fact about King Alfonso
well worth knowing. OF all the kings
who have ever lived, with the sole ex-
ception of Jean l. of France, who lived
but a few hours, he is the only one to
be king from the moment of his first
breath-a veritable born king" And
since he is much spoken Of these days
1t is not amiss to know his name,
which is, His Most Catholic Majesty
Don Alfonso Kill, King of Spain, Of
CASTLE, of Leon, of Aragon, of the two
Sicilies, of Jerusalem, of Navarro, Of
Gibraltar, of the Western and Eastern
Indies, of the Oceanic Continent, Arch
duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, OF
Brabant and Milan, Count Of Hapsburg.
of Flanders, of the Tyrol and Grano
Master of the Golden Fleece. This II
not really all, but it is a good deal to
live up to, even for king-Boston
Herald.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
DlSFlGURED WITH ECZEMA.
Brushed Scales From Face Like Pow
der-Under Physici.ns Grew
Worse-Cuticura Works Won
derS,

'T suffered with eczema six months.
had tried three doctors, but did not
get any better. 1t was on my body
and on my feet so thick that l could
hardly put pin on me without touch
ing eczema. My face was covered,
my eyebrows came out and then it
got in my eye. l then went to anoth-
er doctor. He asked me what 1 was
taking for it, and l told him Cuticura.
He said that was a very good thing,
but that he thought that my face
would be marked for life. But Cuti-
cura did its work, and my face is now
just as clear as it ever was. l told
all my friends about my remarkable
cure. l feel so thankful I want ev-
erybody far and wide to know what
Cuticura can do. 1t is a sure cure
for eczema. Mrs. Emma White, GAL
Cherrier Place, Camden, n. j.. April
%, 1906"
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
Motors Replace Omnibus.

The announcement made yesterday
that the London General Omnibus
Company has decided during the next
three years to substitute motors for
horses on all the main roads will
greatly interest the people of London,
says the London Morning Post. 1t
means that the change from the old
omnibus to the motor bus is to be car
ried out much more rapidly than was
contemplated a few months ago. What
the change will be may be partly in
ferred from some figures given yester-
day by Sir John Pound. He said that
at the end of 1905 the company had
twenty-nine motors at work, but that
by the end OF 1906 they will have nc
less than 300.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
ARBoR DAY IN COLORADO.
Proclamation Issued by Governor Nc
Donald

Denver.-Following is the COVER.
nor's Arbor Day proclamation:
Whereas, the statutes of Colorado
provide that, annually at the proper
season, the governor shall issue proc
lamatiou calling the attention of the
people to the provision that the third
Friday in April of each year shall be
set apart and known as Arbor Day, to
be observed by the people of this state
in the planting of forest trees for the
benefit and adornment of public and
private grounds, places and ways, and
in such other efforts and undertakings
as shall be in harmony with the gen.
eral character of the day so estab-
lished'
Il therefore, in accordance with the
law, designate Friday, April 20, 1906,
as Arbor Day, and earnestly recon.
mend to all citizens of the state that it
be generally observed.
81 further recommend and urge that
all state institutions of learning and
the public schools of Colorado OBJ,
serve this day in the manner contem-
plated by the law. No greater service
can be rendered the state by the peo-
pie than that of planting trees, shrubs
and vines. 1t is fitting employment
for a patriotic and homeloving people
to beautify the land of their affection
and to adorn their homes.
IN witness whereof l have hereunto
set my hand and caused the great seal
of the state to be affixed at Denver, the
state capital, this 9th day of March,
A. d. 1906
JESSE f. MCDONALD,
Governor"
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
Seeing America.

The Passenger Department OF the
Chicago & NORTHWESTERN Railway an.
nounces that as a means of increasing
the efficiency of the Seeing America
First" movement, round trip tickets
will be sold over that line to all Pa
cific Coast points, good on their fast
limited trains. at the rate of S75.0O
from Chicago. daily June 1st to Sept
18th.
Every facility is being provided for
in the way of stopovers and other con.
veniences, and the tourist movement
to the Pacific coast, for the coming
season promises to show an increase
OF many thousand people over that OF
any season ever known.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

why are you bowling to that man?
Do you know him?" asked Madge, in
surprise. Yes" said her chum. ne
walked over me so many times get.
ting out between acts at the theater
last night that we got real well ac
quainted."
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

thirst. Terrible headaches and dizzy
spells oppressed me and my back
was lame, sore and stiff. A months
treatment with Doan's Kidney Pills
rid me of this trouble, and now l am
strong and healthy and weigh 23o
pounds. l give the credit to Doan's
Kidney Pills"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-M -Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

or typhoid left me
with weak kidneys.
Every night l had to
get up frequently to
pass the urine, which
was ropy, dark and
very painful to void.
l had no appetite, but
drank water continu-
ally without being
q h1a m ouapob nv
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
Big Hill Is Moving.

Berlin. -1;-n village of Muelhein,
near CoblenE. y threatened with de.
struction by a hill which has been
gradually slipping into the valley for
several days. Up to this time 15G
houses have been damaged and 800
persons rendered homeless.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
Wealth of Brazil.

Brazil began the twentieth century
with 100000 people, a territory
larger than that of the United States,
and undeveloped resources surpassed
by no country with the possible excep-
ton of the United States and China.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

Success comes to the man who can
conditions.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

Usually the man who talks like q
philosopher acts like a child.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

Smoking is said to calm the nerves
In other words. the more a man fumes
the less lie fretS.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
MISS NJ. COWDEN
Hair Dressing Parlor.

Shampoo, Cutting and Curl
ing. Scalp treatment, hair
tonics, Hair Strengthening,
Manicuring Stage Wigs for
reut-Theatrical use and Mas
querades.
Goods delivered out of the
city. All shades of hair match
ed by sending a sample Of
hair; also combings made up.
Cheapest Switches 80 cents.
PHONE 1877 OLIVE.
1919 2lst. St. Denver, Colo
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

Mother-Now. Tommy, how often de
you want me to speak to you about thax
horrid whistle of yours? TOMMY
amt partic'lar. ma: suit yourself.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

When it comes to dispensing wisdom
the average man thinks he has Solomon
beaten.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
GREAT SCOTT.

The Biggest Man Of Addison County,
VT, Tells an Interesting Story.
e. C. Scott, meat dealer, vergennes,
Vt. Past Commander of Ethan Allen
Post, G. A. R., says: "a severe attack
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
Worth Knowing

that Allcock's are the original and only
genuine porous plasters; all other so-called
porous plasters are limitations
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

The crook is usually on mischief
bent.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31

for that is all The Republican
costs any subscriber-bring such
rich results in that knowledge
which is both Power and Pleasure.
Information, instruction and en-
tertainment fill its columns and it
leaves good taste in the mouth
of the reader.
1t stands for Law and Order in
the State-for Peace, Prosperity
and Happiness in the Home.
'lf YOU are not already enrolled
among its splendid list of Patrons
send on your subscription and give
it fair trial at rs cents per month
for Daily and Sunday.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
Always Staunch
And True

The Denver Republican has al
ways avoided the fallacies and
knaverics OF yellow journalism,
and its steadily increasing Circula-
ton proves conclusively that its
policy OF telling the plain Truth
without eXaggeration or misreprc-
sentation, standing fast for the
Right, is heartily approved with
growing force by the intelligent
Public to Ehich it appeals.
To read it is a liberal Education,
and the citizen who goes without
it does positive harm to himself,
to his family, and to the commu-
nifty.
In no other way can the invest
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-31
ment of 2H cents per day

In no other way can the invest
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
TESTS hICROPHONE
FOR CAPITOL HILL
Proceedings Could Be Heard
in Every Members
Office.

The proverb that necessity is the
mother Of invention never had a better
Illustration than Just now, IN the pro-
posal TO equip the Capitol with device
that will make possible a phonetic re-
port Of the discussions in the legisla-
tive chambers, TO be transmitted to and
reproduced in every committee room OF
private room en- the big building
The device. invented by X. NJ Turner
OF New York, who IS here negotiating
Tor its installation. is development Of
thr telephone aud tLe EraphupnUne.
combined. With II. small but very
sensitive receiver will take in all sounds
produced iu great hall. transmit them
10 ans number OF stations over electric
wires. and there reproduce them ou an
Instrument similar 70 the esTPiece or
the telephone. a thorough test Of the
invention proved. in the House chamber.
that It would do all that is claimed for
IT,
Three or four years ago. the Capitol
heing hoPelessly crowded. arrangements
we're made 20 construct ONCE buildings
for the Senate and House espectiveIy;
everybody to have an once Of his own
The plan assures comfort, but not con
venience; for it will be weIlaigh i'm
possible, members fear 20 keep a quOr-
um when members are scattered
throughout Capitol Hiu, Including the
immense Capitol building aud the two
huge office buildings. How TO keep IN
close touch with this immense establish
ment that viii constitute the leglsa-
tive battlefield has been a serious prob
lem. Underground moving sidewalks.
leading TO the two ONCE buildings have
been proposed; but the micropuone
comes nearer to solving the problem.
MI. Turner proposes that his inveI
lion snail be installed iu the SuildiuR-,
and station placed i'm every commit
Tee room and every private office room
Then member shan be able TO work i'm
the office or committee headquarters.
and If concerned about a progressing
debate can simTly open mp his micro
phone connection, adjust The earplcce,
and listen Tor few moments 10 the
discussion. tin ne learns whether there
is anything demanding bis attendance.
There las long been an uneasy feel
Ing that when tho Once buildings were
completed they would prove a good deal
90 an elephant. Distances will be 50
long that few people Will care TO hurry
ia TX and forth from the offices 10 the
CAPITOL a. d vice versa, consequently the
difficulty ot Keeping quorum in the
houses when la session is likely TO be
more serious than ever Before.
The mlcrOphonr would not eNactiy
solve ali .ucse difficulties. but il would
keep members iu close touch with the
prUCer AiuEs. IL might even have the
eftec- Of adding 10 the difficulty Of
zerp.ng quorum huJ II would as
SurGdly bee a great convenience To mem
hers. and NyOuIG assure that they would
hurry III when JAeN were really needed.
superintendent Elliott Woods OF the
Capitol, has been nguTing with Mr..
Turner, and further tests are to be
made. 10 viii finally. OF course, be for
congress 10 decide whether the iuVen-
lion il worth the money.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
PROF. MONAGHAN'S
LECTURE ON 0I! JI!AIP JAPAN
Given For Benefit of Father
Fenand'S Missionary
Work.

"Thc wisest Of the japanese want our
religion without our philosophy" said
Prof. J. c. Monaghan. IN a lecture last
night in GonZaga Hall. for the benehl
or missionaries in the land OF the
Mikado
Continuing, the speaker said, the yel-
low peril is not IN WaT= but IN the ca
Dacity Of the Asiatics. lie described
them IS a trIthfus. capable people and
they must he treated ia t9at way. r.
ln said the Statesmen OF the United
states were 10 explain 20 the states
men "f japan WHY their presence in tile
schools Of California IS Objectionable.
TIE trouble would be stopped N the
land where IL commenced.
The lecture WAS illustrated through
nut @ith many excellent stereopticoH
views. descriptive OF the subject dis
cussed.
Before Prof. Monaghan began hts lee
fUre, tne Rev. Father Ferrand, q French
brfehy told OF the work of the
in Japan and made q strong
appeal 10 the people OF Washington for
liberal support for the cause.
After discussing the great help Chris
tisnity can be 10 the people Of the
Orient and why II Is necessary 10 the
Japanese, Prof. Monaghan also appeal
ed 10 the charity OF the residents of
Washington 20 assist IN extending the
work OF the missionaries IN that country.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
CASH DONATIONS
TO THE CHARITIES
Associated Organization Ac-
knoWledges Various
Contributions.

On behalf Of The board OF managers
of the Associated Charities, John joy
Edison. treasurer. has acknowledged
the following contributions, which have
been sent TO Sl1 G street:
Cash. s.: Misses Helen l. and Caro-
line Henry. S15; Col Campbell Caring
ton, sio, n. y. johnson. s.; Edward T.
LOCKER, 81: Martin A Knapp. so. Nih-
ton A. HolbrooK. s.: &. NJ. H"udie;'
$40; G.. n. Darlington. s.: Emile i'I-
liner. ,e5. James r. Macy. s.; Mrs
Florence :. KinEsburg. s.; Dr. RobeTi
Reyburu. 8; Miss Georgia Robertson
$40. Mrs. r. c. Plerson, 81; Mrs J.
Henry Black. s.; Miss \. ). Boyhioh'
81; Nrs Delis A Freeman. 81. Grove
X. Gilbert. Sl5: Edward A. Heinlsen'
s.. Miss Eliza 4. Ward. g.. Mrs. Jennie
II. Scott. 81. Prof George william
Cook. IS: A. : Solomons. &lo' +. l.
Freeman. SO. Commander Frederick a
Miller. $50: Prof. A n Skinner 70
Mrs. NJ. Orpenheimer. 81; W. =. Dur
gin. IS; Ainsworth r. Spof1ord. -; MISS
Florence 2. SponoUd. So Mr. ana MIS-
Royal s Kellogg. 81; john n beavers
8 30: Dr.. and Mrs. A. =. \. king. 20
James Sharp, $50; Miss Marie Murdoch.
80; F. BakeV Weaver, s. joseph
Church. s.; .. .. stealey. s.: Gist Blair
$40: Prof W. S. Eichelberser, >; Mrs,
tSrsca a. Kendall. s.. George y. Cor
SON g, J. b T. Tuppcr. SO; Mise +.
y pickinson. 81: Robert Shaw Oliver,
81, Senator and Mrs. Henry {. Lodge
SO: Mrs. Mary +. stone. % -t-..
n, Citizens' Relief AssOclatiO,-
through john +. WiIkens. treasurer.
mas ackno,vIedped the following conu1-
buttons toward its relief fund;
q, Afrs Grace g. Kendall g; Mrs NJ
0pnenheinier. 81: Mrs. Mary L Norton;
$40: Ma. Charles Newhold, $40; Dr and
Mrs a T.. A. King, 3; w =. 4,
sf9. Gf@t Blair. SO. Prof. ". ). Eichel-
berger 8, William A. MCh vnney, g;
Mrs, George f. Corson, e; Mrs. Mary
p. stone. s.. Miss II. Evelyn ChipPen
3 ~: Mrs. Alice v. Ntnship, - Mise
Flora r. Bliss, $50, Miss Elizabeth B.
bliss. 80. Mrs ~. w Gifllans 8; Rev.
luis T. Ziukham. g %
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
.HAZELTON NOW HEADS
WISCONSIN SOCIETY

The annual business meeting Of the
Wisconsin Association OF the District
ef Columbia was helc at the rooms Of
the Badger Club, at the Knights Of
Pythias Temple, Saturday evening at ;
clock. The business Of the evening
consisted OF election of officers, accept
ance or reports Of secretary. rreasurer
executive committee and auditing COM
mittec. In the absence OF President H
A Taylor, who recently resigned a.
Assistant Secretary of the Treasury and
IS now taking a trip around the world.
Jhe meeting was called TO order and
presided over by tile first vice president.
George &. HazeltOn. ON motion tbs
following officers were unanimously
elected for the ensuing year. President
George q. HaZeitons first vice president
Prof. James (. Monaghan: second vice
president, Byron j, Price secretary,
Philip Buettner, treasurer. Charles H
Becker. executive committee. C Ed
monde Ia Nigne. chairman; S. Llovd
WrightsOn. Leo Rulludnn. Ira J. VIII
son, ana Miss May i. Hudd. Speeches
we're made by George &. Hazelton, c
E. Ia Nigne. Philip Buettner. and
Charles II. Becker Leo Rullmann en-
tertained the audience with sleight OF
hand tricks.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
Equine the Gift of Rep
reSentatiye Cocks, and
Comes From Kansas.

Secretary Loeb has new horse. Ills
name is "Ephraim,' and he comes from
Kansas. Representative ". W. Cocks.
OF Old Westbury. Long Island, one OF
the two Quaker members, raised 'Eph'
on his ranch in Kansas, and. untn he
was brought to Washington few days
ago, the horse had never seen an eiec-
t1c car, white wings" or a secre-
tary 10 q President, Now "Eph" has
seen all these, and, II must he said 70
his credit. he has behaved very we'll
Much better, in fact, than his prede-
cessor, "Skoot,' who made two OF three
attempts TO create a vacancy in the
secretary's position. and nearly sue
ceeded. 'Skcot" is now. or was at last
reports, pondering over the results Of
an ill-spent life OF luxury on the farm
OF Dr., RiXey, in Virginia, where he is
The Washington times., 1906-12-10

be In closer touch with all the indus
trial centers Of the country and its ef-
forts moro effective ia arbitrsting dis
putes and in bringing about agreements.
Distribution of Immigrants so az 10
elieve the congestion OF aliens ia the
big cities and help solve the problem
Of labor scarcity tn the South and West
VIII be subject OF special attention.
the welfare department at this meet
.nE will plan a campaign ia behalf Of
public employees, city, State. and ma
ti0usl Heretofore The Civic l'edeTa ton
has concerned itself only with the pTeb-
lem OF the employees Of Irivate estab-
iiEhmeuts.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
REACH AN AGREEMENT
IN PLUMBERS DISPUTE

In the language or a member OF the
Allied Buildiag Trades. the Master
plumbers and the jourueymen ARE or"
In other -For6s the resolution adopted
By the joint committees OF tho Master
Builders Association and the Allied
Building Trades on November .. has
been signed By the parties To the con-
.rOveTsy and the arbitra tion board Will
row hear the evidence on the disputc
which brought about the lockout OF The
ioufneymen BY the master plumbers last
March
The board, IL was stated last night.
will meet again On Tuesday.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMS.
SCHEDULED FOR JANUARY

The United States civil Service Com
mission announces an examination on
January g. 1907. to secure elgibies 20
I'LL vacancy in the position Of forest
planting assistant at 500 per annun,
ia the Forest Service OF the Depart
ment Of Agriculture; also an eXamina-
ton on January ., 1907, 70 secure al
igibles 20 mn a vacancy in the position
OF plumber at Fort BaTrancas. Fla, at
Ss1 neT annun-
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
Well Pleased With 'Eph."

Representative Cocks. who was a -fre-
queut riding companion Of the secFe-
tarv's. said when ''SkOot'' was banished
that he had horse out West that he
was training for the saddle and wanted
Mr. Loeb 20 hold of from ContrsCJinE
for another mount until he could bring
him East and Try him out
Now that the secretary has tried
"Eph' out. he is we'll pleased. He is a
beautiful animal. speedy sound Of wind,
well gated, and game as any thorough
bred that ever won q steepleChase.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
MISSING,
LAKE TRAGEDY FEARED

CLEVELAND. Ohio. Dee lot is
feared that thirty-two men. comprising
the crews OF the steamers Lake Aichi-
gan and McLouth went down with their
boats H. Thursdays fierce northwest
gale Both boats are known to have
been out in the gale OF Thursday, but no
news has been received from either OF
the missing boats The Lake Michigan
vas on Lake Huron The other on Lake
EuperigT.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
AIDSHIP MAN DIES
AFTER OPERATION

ANNAPOLIS. Nd. Der. l0.-Alidship-
man James Dayton, jr-, third class, died
at the Naval Academy hospital from
the effects OF an operation for aE0endl-
cltis performed Wednesday night last
He was a son Of Capt. James Dayton,
Of Port Jefferson. n. Y.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
WEALTHY DUPONT
GETS A DIVORCE

SIOUX FALLS. <. D. Dec. lO.-AI.rei 1
l. Dupont millionaire powder manufac-
turer and cousin OF Senator Dupont of
Delaware was granted a divorce from
his wife, Bessie g. Dupont. on The
grounds Of extreme cruelty and in
human treatment.
Before taking up his residence in
Sioux Falls IN the early part OF tha
present year Mr DUpOuts home was
at Wilmington. Del. lie is vice pTesi-
dent OF the Dupont Powder Company.
His attorney here was " G. Porter.
assistant United States attorney FOR
South Dakota. and the decree was hand
ed down by the State circuit court
A settlement ont of court was reached
covering the disposition of the four
young children and the question OF Tli-
mony.
The Washington times., 1906-12-10
Bank Your Money Where Interest

AS well as protection is assured Bank
Ing dept OF Union Trust Co, 1914 + St
pays interest on All accounts, subject 10
check.