The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-05

| WI l1di hl' lNefN man Nud Wurruk
! at what PLACED him"
But suppose no Wurruk PLACED
him" said Mr.. Dooley and Mr. Nc
/ k@nna at once
He'd starVe.' said Mir. Larllin
He Wud, now" said Mr. Booley.
We'll" said Mr.. Mex emma after
| some thought II choose to feed tn
swans in Lincoln Park"
Ie cuddcn t. said Mr.. Larkin. ''Ye
Wudden't be let. Whin ye'cr case come
up I'd be called in as an expert an I'd
sind tn gOoG woman over to the Gov
crnmint hat store rr tn loan iv a
Storc-pipc, jump on a GoVernmint
Sthrc"t ear r-run be me cousin, an 90
down to IN City Hall OF GoVcrnmint
Intilliience Office. Afther shakin' me
warmly be tn hand an givin' me q
! GoVcrnmint stogN to smoke. tn MAYOR
Wud say, Little JaWny McI<enna is 4
candydatc fI feedin' the swans in Lin
coin Park. He has O'Bricn an q
Sthrong obligation behind him. bul
what / want to know is. is he fitted
f'r tn JOB" I'm afraid not says |.
lie hasn't got tn requisite touch. But
ii We want an expert hand FIR tn
WheelbarroW at tn Governmint rollin'
mills, he's just tn good sthrong poor
fellow fr tn sinycurc.' says l. An
IN next day al SiVen o'clock they'd
he poliSman at tn durc an we'd he
put III handouts an dragged AFT 10
th Stag pile. An maybe | Wudden't
break ye'cr back. Fr id be yc'er
boss, I'm wan iy tn original OF linz
spoils, be HiVens.'
YOU'D not be my boss then any
more than you are now, me boy" said
Mr.. McI[enna warmly.
In Chermany-" began MI Sch
WartzmeiSter
mustn't feel badly. Jawn. Ic wud-
dent have to Wurruk long. About
eight o'clock Martins shift wud come
on. Ne'd make q date to meet me at
tn GoVernmint baseball game take
off yc oVcraIls, jump into ye'er auty-
mObIll, an run over to what used to
be Martins place, but is now a Gov
crnmint dispinSary, where an uncle iV
mine Wud give ye a much larger glass
iV malt free dye mind"
"Hooray.' said Mr.. Hennessy,
Thin Ee'd run over to ye'er iligant
broWnstOnc mansion in Michigan
Avnoo. beautifully furnished be tn
GOVernmint: Il GoVernmint dhress-
maker Wud be thryin u new dress on
yeer wife, Il Ietthcr-carTier Wud be
milkin' a Governmint COW on tn back
lawn. an all ye'd have to Go fr tn
rest iv tn day wud be to smoke yc'er
pipe an play on tn accorieen.'
1T sounds good" said Mr.. Nc
Kenna. Put
in Karl Marx began Mr. Sch
Wartzmeister.
Keep quite" said MI, Dooley. ''Ye
mustn't monopolize tn conversation,
Schwartz. It's gettin' to be 4 habit
With ye [ must tell We f'r Neer own
good. Give somebody else q chance
wasn't in Il while What were ye goin
to say, JaWn?'
4 wasn't sofn to say anything"
said Mr.. Mckenna "Whats the use
of arguing against q balloon asCcn-
sion? The grand old Republican par
tN, under such leaders as"
''Ye needn't mintiOn thim,' said Nj.
Dooley, 'untii this months gran jury
has adjourned. BE ye'rc right. TIL
grand old RaypubIican party will take
care iv this matthcr. \ RaNpublican
is born iVrN minyit, an they will niVer
allow money bcarin TIL sacred image
iv Columbia an James II. EIcECls to
be dhroWned in tn lake. It's no use
argyin' against Socialism. an be tn
same token. it's 40 use areA in fr 1t
AftheI IiStenin' TO Larkin an his tall2a-
tive German fIind here. | don't know
amy more about it thin ! did befure
SchwartzmeiSter'S idee iv it. is that
iNry man shall live in story-an a
half house, wear unyform with a
cocks feather in tn hat, an dhraW his
pay in SOUP tickets firm tn German
Goyermint. IaTkin is lo0kin for
ward to 4 chance to get even with ms
boss That's his idee iV an lnlusthreet
Hiven. Tn Lord knows I'd rejoice to
see tn day Whn Iiinnissy Wud be
shakin a throwel firm tn top iv Il
wall an yelIin Mort at Andrew
Carnaygie Scramblin' hare-le}-Ged up
a ladder, or mesilf lyin' back on a
lounge afthcr Il hard days Wurluk
! ordherin tn King iv England to
bring me a poached eg an a cup ~
tay. an be quick about it, darn yo
Eut I'm afraid it won't happen in our
day That alone Wud make me a
Socialist. I'm sthr"n@ fr amy rive
! luton that amt goin' to happen IN
my day. But tn truth is, me boy.
! that nawthin' happens anyhow. |
see great changes takin' place iNlN
| day. but no change al all iNIE iutA
! country iv ours Dretinds 10 want to
! th1v new experiments. but a sudden
| change gives it a chill. It's been to the
! circus an bought railroad tickets IN a
| hurry so often that it thinks quick
! change is short change. Nhin | take
! mo- rno,rin' walk an see little boys an
| .irIs with their dinner pals on their
| arms coin' down to tn yards I'm tn
hottest Socialist We 1Ner see. b2
| annything to stop 1t. ne a hay
nnbIiCan even. But Whlh inlhk now
! iono This foolish old buildIn has stood
an, how MANY a good head has busted
| AGAINST it, | begin to Wondhef Niletlef
! lis amy use Fl Ee or me % thiN 70
bump it off tn map. L3fhlil lleit - ! },
IN, ranitaIist system is MADE un ~ tn
zones ~ billions iv people. like
wan van iv thin oral reefs that | used
to think was pethriiied sponge,
If that is So. maybe tn onE thing |
can do about it is to plant a lew So
| ,anyl1ms iniy thin while | I'VE an thln
ltb,.;h,,tn l['i,t mo own busted Shouldher
fJa'9fis h1ades 'SI fr another Rockyfeler to walk
No sir. we don't chanEe much III
this country. Whin | feaa - i'e" :
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