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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
CONE FOR A VISIT
OR ELSE GO AWAY.
Those Who Come and Leave
Daily.
VISITORS AT. AMERIcUs HOMES
our c. M Mana or That of a Friend
May Be Found Belowln The Lengthy
list of People Who Game and Went
Yesterday.

Have your eyes examined free. SCI
Thos, L. Bell. the expert optieisn.
Dir. Hunter Pope OF Macon vas her.
yesterday, among others coming from
that city.
Mr.. T. L. Norman of West Point was
we'll known business visitor in Amer.
icus yesterday.
Mr.. w. L. English of Bronwood was
business visitor in Americus yester.
day morning.
Mr.. ]. /. Kalmon left yesterday fol-
Albany, where he will have head q 7ar-
ters in future.
Mrs. j. E. Folsom has returned to
Eufaula, after visit of several days to
relatives here.
Miss Allie May Kleokley has gone to
OgIeth orpe upon visit of several days
to relatives there.
Mr.. 81. G. Tnggle was among the
Atlantans who came to Americus yes
terday on business.
Mr. J. W. Wilkerson of Jacksonville
is guest of the Hotel Windsor, while
visitor in the city.
Mr.. Thomas 81. Miner was among
the Albanians coming to Americus
yesterday morning.
Mis- Evelyn Rutherford has return
ed to Montezuma after visit of a few
DAYS at her home here.
Mr.. W. u. Wells came up from
Smithv!lle yerterdav to look after mat
ters of bueiness here.
Mr.. r. W. Holcombe was among
others from Oordele in Americus yes
terdsy upon business.
Mr.. O. s. Patton came up from Sa-
vannsh yesterday morning, having
business in Americue.
Mre. s.. HMcKee has gone to Atlanta
upon a visitor at the home of her cou-
sir, Mrs. Bellingrath.
Mr.. A NJ. Mynat OF Birmingham
was in the city yesterday morning,
stopping at The Windsor.
Hon. T. G. Hudson, state commiss
so Ter of agriculture, Is spending day
at his home in Americas.
Miss Linda Mathis is visiting Miss
Rsbecca Mathis in AndersonviIle,w where
the latter is now teaching school.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Indicted for Murder.

Jackson, Miss, Feb 9.--Advices
from Woodvtlle state that the Will
kinson county grand jury has returned
an indictment against Mrs w. c..
Stewart, on the charge of poisoning
her husband, the alleged motive of
the crime being that she held $10,-
900 life insurance policy on the life of
her husband. Mrs. Stewart is a rela-
tive of Hon. M. H. Wilkinson, circuit
judge of the district, who impaneled
the grand jury that returned the in
dictment. Governor Vardaman will
appoint special Judge to preside at
the trial of the woman, which will
probably take place next week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Cotton Letter.

Americus, Ca, Feb. 9-The mar
ket today has been an uninteresting
aft air, the ring being almost deserted
during most of the session. An ante
holiday feeling prevails. One of the
features was the buying in the after
noon of some ten TO fifteen thousand
bales of March by spot cotton houses
who have been prominent for long
time on the bear side. The Buston ca
BILE was distinctly bearish, and exci1ed
some comment. Our own advices from
the South are that the spot situation is
unchanged. but without any improve
ment at all in prices. If Liverpool
comes any better, our market here will
respond in q notable way az liquida~
ton has been drastic.
j. 8 McREE 90.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
BULLET WAS FIRED BY HUSBAND
Assassination of Goebel Had Nothing
To Do with SHOOTING OF EhIer.

Assassination of GoebeI Had Nothing
To Do with Shooting OF EhIer.
San Francisco, Feb. "a dis
patch to the Examiner from Los An
geles says that Charles Ehler, who was
shot in Bakersfield has arrived there
and that he has broken his long silence
regarding the shooting and made the
following statement:
Until now l have refused to say
who shot me. 1t has been much
mooted question whether it was done
by some one interested in the Goebel
murder case Of Frankfort, Ky, in
which | am credited with having been
an important witness, of State Sen
ator WI. Emmons, of Bakersfield"
He then goes on to declare that
Emmons shot him for an alleged In
suit to Mrs. Emmons. EmmOns is
now serving term in the state peni-
Tertiary, having been convicted of
boodling at the last session of the
state legislature
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Three En7rloNee Killed.

st. Petersburg, Feb. 9.-Three en-
ployes of the Putiloff works belonging
to the party active in the struggle
against revolution by anarchy" the So
called Black Hundred were surprised
and killed by a party of revolutionary
workmen. They were accused of fur
nishing the police With lists of revolu-
tionary workmen., and with assisting
in making arrests and searches. The
terrorists' campaign has been vigorous
ly prosecuted in the provinces of
late. From two to ten attempts on
the lives of officials and police are re-
ported daily.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Helen Keller Is iii.

Wrentham, Mass, Feb. 9.-The
physical and mental strain of her
course at Radcliffe college and the sub
seQuent work which Helen Keller, the
deaf, dumb and blind woman, has been
doing to aid those similarly afflicted,
has caused illness on the part of Miss
Keller. Her physician has ordered
long period Of complete rest and in
accordance with his directions, ali
work which Miss Keller had in hand
and several engagements to appear at
public meetings in aid of the blind,
have been given up.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Lucklest Man in Arkansas.

Pm the luckiest man In Arkansas, f"
writes FL. L Stanley, of Bruno, ''since
the restoration of my wife's health after
five years of continuous coughing and
bleeding from the lungs; and / owe my
good fortune to the worlds greatest
medicine, DR.. Kings New Discovery for
ConsuGptioD, which I know from ex-
perience will cure consumption If taken
in time. My wife improved with first
bottle and twelve bottles completed the
cure Cures the worst coughs and
colds or money refunded. AT Eldridge
Drug Co
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

M. s. HOLIDAY.
Rev Walker Lewis of Atlantis will I'll
the pulpit of First Methodist church
here tomorrow, both at the morning
and evening services.
All now rests with the planter. II
he can and will hold his cotton, all we'll
and good, II he sacrifices his cotton
he slaughters values.
This is ''veterans day" and the old
soldiers of the sixties who draw PEN
sions from the state will be here TO res
cieva the annual stipend.
Let the paving of sidewalks continue,
both in the residence and business dis
tricts. Nothing adds more to the sp-
pearance of a growing city.
It is reported here that an Americas
man was slugged and robbed IN jack
sonviIle recently, aud ia now being
nursed in hospital there.
Behold the multitude filing Ameri-
Gus streets today By thousands they
are coming here to trade and business
will be Of the red letter kird
Delegates attending the convention
here next week will be entertained at a
sumptuous banquet, for which preps
ratlons are being~msde already.
The new spring mule still sings mer-
rily as he wends his way countryward.
More fine mules have been sold here
this year than in many seasons.
Mr.. R. F. Smith has closed out his
five and ten cent store here after q
stay Of several months, and the stock
was shipped yesterday to Macon.
If the streets could only dry thoroug-
ly inst once more, after weeks of in
cessant mud and slush, how happy a
drowned out populace would be-.
Elsewhere today Mr.. w. q. Carter,
of the new Ameticus steam laundry,
gives notice of the public inspection
of his plant on Tuesday, Feb 9th,
The sale of the Dismukes property
here shortly. including more than q
half hundred houses, Is looked forward
to by those with dollars to invest.
Elizabeth Brown, the little daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Brown, is ill
with diphtheris, though happily the
case is not of very grave nature.
II this were the Christmas season
everybody could have eggnog. Bush
els of eggs are IN every store and tbs
price, like cotton price,, is lower,
Pretty badges, to be worn by dele
gates attending the Y. M. g. a. c1n-
vention here next week, beginning Sat
urday, have been recsived by The To-
cal committee.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
A Healing Gospel.

The Rev. j. G. Warren, pastor OF
sharon Baptist Church, Belair, Ga ,taye
mankind. 1t cured me of lame back,
stiff ,ints, and complete physical COL
lapse. was so weak it took me half an
oour to walk a mile. Two bottles of
Ell eric. Bi5ters have made me SO strong
| have just walked three miles in so min
ntes and feel like walking three more
It's made new man of me Greatest
remedy for weakness aud all Stomach,
Liver ana Kidney complaints. Sold
under guarantee at Eldridge Drug Co.
Pcice sos.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Sails for Santana.

New York, Feb 9-The United
States army transport Sumner has sail
ed for Santiago, Cuba, having on board
party of distinguished officers of
TIE United States army and navy,
constituting the battlefield commission
who go to participate in the exercises
attending the dedication of the battle
field monument at Ell Caney. Cuba.
Not Altogether UnsuccessfuI,
Bobby-Went fishing yesterday In
stead of going to school, Tommy
Catch anything? Bobby-Not until /
got home.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Mute cheer Miss RooaeveIt.

New York, Feb. 9.-With water bot
ties, candelabras, glasses held high
in the air, member of the Deaf Mutes'
Union League club, at their ~twenti-
eth annual meeting, toasted Miss Alice
Roosevelt. Marcus T. Kenner, toast
master, when the dinner was complet-
ed sprang to his chair and lifting his
glass made the following toast with
his left hand: ITO Miss Alice Roose-
velt prospective Mrs Longworth-Our
congratulations" In an instant the
scores of hands were in the air spell
ing out the enthusiasm of their own
ers, while some of the IS diners made
more noisy demonstrations.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
VIII Lower Iron price

Sault Ste Marie, Mich, Feb. o.
According to an announcement at the
Canadian 500 pig iron can be made by
electric smelling, as proved by gov
ernmental experiments just completed,
for $40 ton, or S. less than the cost
by the old method 1t is predicted
that the iron and steel industry will
be revolutionized as result Expert
ments have been secret, the expenses
being paid by the Dominican govern
ment. DR.. Herault, a French expert
had charge of the tests.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Federal Control Of Insurance.

Washington, Feb. 9.-Acting under
instructions of the house, the judiciary
committee has began an investigation
in order that it may report whether
or not congress has the power to pro
vide federal control of insurance. That
this authority does not exist was main
tanned by R. w. Breckenridge, of Oma-
ha, Neb., chairman of the insurance
commission of the American Bar asso-
citation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Talks on Rate Regulation.

New York, Feb. 9-James j. Hill
when questioned said he did not know
what chance the Hepburn rate regula
ton bill had of passing the senate
and would not express an opinion OF
its value as legislation 81 know
this much about it." he said, before
some of the railroads get down to the
rates the Great Northern. is charging
now, they will all be sick and tired
of the rate regulation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
WALLETS ARE EMPTIED THERE

Spectators In Columbus Touched a
Barrel.
Americas is not in it alone. A dis
patch from Columbus states that her
ep eoulators have been hit heavy by the
recent slumps IN cotton. It is reported
that 100000 is not an extravagant es-
innate of the recent losses of Grad
ess" IN Columbus anG vicinity who
time. A good many of those who lost
out were farmers. It is said that more
fa' mers in that section have been spec
Mating in cotton futures this season
than ever before.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy the
Mothers FaYoriIe.

The soothing and healing properties
of this remedy, its pleasant taste and
prompt and permanent cures have made
it favorite with people everywhere. Ii
is e. pecially priced by mothers of small
children, for colds, Group and whoop-
ing cough, as it always affords quick re-
lief, and IS it contains no opium other
harmful drug, it may be given as conf
IDENTIFY to baby as to an adult. For
sale by all druggists,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Determined to AoId cotton

Carrollton, Ca, Feb. 9-The farm.
ers are more determined than ever to
hold their cotton for better prices and
are doing SO. There is much cotton
still in the hands of the farmers in
this county, and they are able to hold
against any odds. Most of them have
money to run them, without being
forced to sell. The crop in this sec.
ton will be greatly diversified this
year. and the cotton acreage reduced
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
THESE FARMERS ARE FAITHFUL
Holding 5000 Bales Cotton for Higher
Prices.


The farmers of Laurens county have
voted to stand by President HArvie
Jordan in the effort to keep up the
price of cotton, and will not sell their
stock on hand. It is estimated that
the farmers In Laurens are holding
5000 bales. They have unanimously
decided to continue to hold what they
have. Some of the farmers have rot
sold bale of last years. crop and some
OF them even have some of the crop of
1904-1905 on hand. The cotton growers
of that county firmly believe IN the
Righteousness of their canse, and will
fight the cotton bears to finish.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Sick Headache.

This distressing ailment results from
dfsordered condition of the stomach.
All that is needed to effect cure is a
dose or two Of OhamberIain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. In fact, the attack
may be warded of, or greatly lessened
In severity, by taking a dose of these
Tablets as soon as the first symptom of
an attack appears. Sold by all drug
gisUs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Prize for Mill Stones.

Faith, N. c., Feb. "a large
bronze medal arrived by mail here
from the universal exposition of st
Louis. of 1904 It was awarded 70
a pair of mill stones that Mr.. Wyatt
had on exhibition there. He received
the diploma several months ago, AM
has had it framed, and prizes his med
al very highly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

DON'T look for true h appiness In the man
slons of the very rich, where high priced
physicians are called into doctor every all
ment. But seek 1t and find 1t, too, in the C ON.
ortab'e home of the mtddle-classes and SO
called poor, where Green's August Flower is
always used to keep the family healthy Ito
cure all stomach troubles, whether indiges-
ton, dyspepsia, constipation, loss OF apps
tite, bilious attacks or torpid liver, Tria
bottle,Angust Flower, 25c. Bi bottle 75c, At
all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Kodol Digests What You Eat

Just little Kodol sitter meals will re-
lieve that fitness, belching, gas on
stomach, and all other symptoms of in
digestion Kodol digests what you eat,
and enables the stomach and digestive
organs to perform their functions
naturally. Kodol is thorough digestant
and will afford relief from any disorder
due to imperfect digestion or NAL as
Sanitation. Sold by W, A Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
DO you WANT BEST RESULTS ,
Use the ssst cuano Made-suy .sox

Use the Best Guano Made-suy FOX"
Amer1cus. Ga, Jan. 4th, 1906, = Mr..
L P Gartner, Mgr. Tennessee Chem
ical Co., Americus, Ga.-Desr Sir: /
have been using Tennessee Chemical
Co.'s guanos for a number of years,
and am highly pleased with results OBJ
tained-so much so, that [ shall use
them largely again this season. Wish
ing you much success with your Amer
icus factory, am very truly you're,
THos, B. HooKs.
See our agents. Tennessee Chemi-
cal Co. Cd 6:-w2s
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
Nearo Teacher Held for Assault,

Logansville, Ca, Feb 9.-Wilmot
Vonshultz, a negro school teacher al
this place, was arrested and bound
over by Justice Tuck on a warranf
sworn out by samp Etcherson, another
negro, charging assault upon his
daughter.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
The Best Phvs,c

When you want physic that is mild
and gentle, easy to take and certain to
act, always use Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. For sale by all
druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

It will pay you to keep Chamberlain .
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
in your home. It only costs quarter.
Sold by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

What a pity it is that the woman who
knows how to manage husband never
had one-snd probably never will have,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

A man may be able to prove to his
own satisfaction that he isn't fool.
but hecan seldom prove it to the sat-
isfaction of his neighbors.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
j. S. McRee & Co.
CORRESPONDENTS
OF
MILLER 6 co
With Home Offices
ew York, New Orleans, Chicago
DAILY COTTON LETTER
AND
FUTURE COTTON PRICES.
NEW ORLEANS FUTUREs.

New Orleans, Feb. spots; mid
ding 10 11-16. Contracts opened steady
and closed steady at following prices ::
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
FRIED ON ONE SIDE
FOR A QUICK MEAL.
Little Tales Cut Short In a
Hurry.
A MIRROR OF DAILY EVENTS

Happenings In the City and Suburbs
of Local interest to Be Pernsed
Over While Mullins and Coffee are
Cooling.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

What pity that the trnth is the most
disagreeable thing one can say about
some people.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

Some men practice what they preach
but the maj ority of them are satisfied
with preaching what they practice.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
{ EMBROIDERY SALE.
Embroidery Sale.

We have just received 900 yards Embroidery
able sell at
the beauty daintines
they include Cambria Nansoo Swiss Edqinqs
Correct Cover
Emb DemflOunces 3 to p inches
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

It sometimes happens that when
man takes rest he takes something he
isn't justly entitled to,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
NEW YORK FUTURES

New York, Feb. 9-Spots; Mlddling
II %, Contracts opened steady and
closed steady at following prioas:
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMo Qu,nine
Tablets. Druggists refund money if
it fails to cure. E. w. GROVES sig
nature is on each box. 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

Valentines in art. lace, book, card
and comics. in large assortment
M g Rnrr1nAY
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10
FIRST KILLING OVER POLITICS

Street Fight In Savannah Results Fa-
tally.
Savannah, Feb Elm street fight
over politics this afternoon George
Dryer was shot dead, presumably by
Tim Mcbride. In fuslIade of shots q
bystarder got bullet In the eye. Wild
excitement prevails.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-02-10

Also at the same time and place will be
Bounded north by Mccoy street, south by
property of j. w. Russell, east by Monroe
Spencer and west by property of Wade Dor
man Levied on az the property of Ann
Brooks to 7tisfy three city tax fifas for the
years l903-i90I- 905 in favor of the Mayor and
City Council of Americas against Ann
terms of the law
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-05-11

uncle and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. Dwight Goode'
nough, which was celebrated at their home
in Springfield, Mass, Monday afternoon.
Mrs. +. E. Clark, who has been with her
sister Mrs, G. A. Van Doom, for several
weeks. left yesterday for Waltham, Mass.
Mrs. Clark will stop in Montague City for
a brief stay with her brother, 1. b. Bald
win.
+. P. Wall is moving this week from
Mrs. Sarah Stockwell's house TO Mrs. En-
lily Goodenough's house. A. II. Bracewen
has recently sold his place and expects to
occupy the tenement recently vacated by
Mr.. Wall
r. l.. Frost is housed this week rom in
juries which he received while driving down
town last Friday, by being thrown backwards
from his buggy to the ground, the seat I'M
expectedly giving way. Mr.. Frost is about
the house, although very lame from shock
OF the fall.
Mr.. and Mrs George Scripture returned
to Keene, Monday. Mrs Scripture has
spent several weeks here helping care for
her mother, Mrs Viola Morse, who has been
i'll with rheumatic fever at the home OF her
sister, Mrs. II. n Burnett. Mrs Morse was
able to be moved Saturday to the home of
her son, Albert Halliday, in Williamsville.
The funeral of Mrs. Roxana Ellis was
largely attended at her late home Saturday
afternoon. Rev. L. NJ. Keneston officiated,
and nterment was in the family lot in the
West Brattleboro cemetery. Among the
out of town relatives present at the funeral
were Mrs. Ellis's brother, Orlin Pratt, and
his daughter Mrs. Edward johnson of Wor-
cester, Mass, and Miss Gertrude Stockwell
OF Keene, n. II.
Baptist church, Rev. ]. A. Mitchell pas,
tor. Sunday services. worship at
1890, with sermon by the pastor. Bible
school at As. The Young Mems Baraca
class will meet at the same hour, in their
new room. All men are cordially invited.
p. m, the Y. P. S. G. E. service. Leader,
Mrs. Minnie Fits. Topic, Christ's Life;
Lessons from His Miracles of Healing. Matt.
9:27.34; 25:31.40, o'clock, evangelistic
service, with short sermon by the pastor.
All are invited This evening the pastor
will give the third in the series of Short
Studies in Great Subjects, at 73o.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-05-11
BIRTHS.

In Guilford Center, April 2s, daughter
RUBY Eloisel, to Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Thay'
err, and granddaughter to Mr. and Mrs. w.
W. Goodnow and Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Thay'
err Of Guilford
In Putney. May ., a daughter TO Mr.. and
Mrs. Merritt Howard. and granddaughter to
Mr. and Mrs. 4. L. Howard.
In Dummerston, May 4, son, Clinton
Chase, to Mr.. and Mrs. Dwight Johnson.
In Hnsdale, May 10, a daughter to Mr..
and Mrs. Swan.
In Brattleboro May 3, son to Dennis
]. and Katherine Hopkins Leonard, formerly
Of Keene, n. II.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-05-11
Don't Worry, exit.

Renominate Kit? You bet we will,
And re-elect him, too.
He's capable and serves us well,
What more could mortal dol
His record in the past is clean;
It's known throughout the state,
He's done things to his credit
Too numerous to relate.
Joe Cannon sized Kit up all right
When he was on the floor.
He saw that he was doing things,
And could do many more.
On three committees he was placed,
AT Uncle Joe's command,
He guided each successfully,
And worked ''to beat the band.
Our governor hopes, by granger vote,
(The men behind the plow)
To win seat in congress-
But we can't figure how.
The east side press, and all the state
In general favor Kit,
It's foregone conclusion,
That G. J. Bell is init
Don't worry, Kit, you'll keep your seat,
That Bell support is cracked.
Results will prove this later,
We know it for fact.
Just keep the number of the peg,
On which you hang your coat,
We guarantee you'll use it,
After counting up the vote.
-Bil)