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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

A food-inspector was examining the
meat In a small butcher-shop on q
back street. The greater part OF
the meat was fairly good, but there
was one lot of pork and beef that
was questionable. The butcher
stood outside with a customer. The
Inspector called him In. Look HERE
he said, what is your opinion OF this
meat here?" The butcher looked it
over. Il had forgotten all about
that" he said; 1T is pretty old
stock" well. what is your opinion
OF 1T" my opinion" said the butch.
or, slowly. lis that II is UNIT for hui
man food, but 1t might do for ssu.
sage"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

"Do not be SO cast down." she
said: sit grieves me greatly 10 give
you so much PAIN he looked up
and laughed. Don't worry" he said;
my proposal was just freak cleo
zion bet. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Pa Twaddles-'T can't see why
that young idiot who is calling on
Molly hasn't sense enough to go. It's
midnight. Tommy Twaddles-"' faint
his fault He can't go-sister's set
tin on him. '-Cleyeland Leader.
He-"Dont You think that some OF
her savings are smart?" She
"They aren't, but they do. Brooklyn
life.
Wigwag -"FIello! Scribbler. Writ
ing any poetry these days?" Scrib-
bler-"Only enough to keep the wolf
from the door" Wigwag-"G
Scott! The wolf can't read poetry,
con Philadelphia Record.
Skorcher-"Cot an automobile,
have YOU? It's very strange never
see you on the road" Newman
That's because as soon as land
there, | always pick myself up and
scramble back into the machine
Philadelphia Press.
A common good. public stream,
or conduit. that every man hath Q
share in-Tibbes.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

1898 | was suffering
so with sharp pains
in the small of the
back and had such
frequent dizzy spells
that l could scarce
ly get about tho
house. The urinary
passages were also
quite irregular.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

Monthly periods we're so distressing I
dreaded their approach. This was my
condition for four years. Doan's Kid
dey Pills helped me right away when
[ began with them and three boxes
cured me permanently"
Sold by all dealers. 60 cents box.
f'oster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. NJ. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18
Diamonds, soon after being brought

Diamonds. soon after being brought
up from the mine, sometimes explode.
Occasionally they have burst In the
pockets or the warm hands OF miners.
due to the effect OF suddenly increas-
ed temperature. Large stones are
more likely to do this than small ones.
Valuable gems have been destroyed
In this way. BY way OF safeguard,
some dealers imbed large diamonds
In raw potatoes for safe transport
from South Africa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18
Or. Harper Laid to Rest.

Chicago, Jan. 15.-The body of Wiz
liam Raney Harper, late president of
the University Of Chicago, was laid
b rest yesterday in vault in Oak
woods cemetery. The final resting
place of the body of the distinguished
educator will be on the university
campus, where 1t is planned to build
a memorial chapel and crypt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

A new ground for divorce has been
discovered In California, extending
the old principle, Love mo, love my
dog" Judge Harm, Of Oakland.
granted divorce to a woman because
her husband had thrown her pet dog
out OF the window, breaking the leg,
and otherwise cruelty treating 1t.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

Automatic billiard-tables are in use
in Germany, and are a check upon
slow players, besides saving the exc
pense of attendants. When small
coin is dropped into slot, the balls
are produced automatically. and al
the end OF fifteen minutes they disap
pear from the table.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18
StiII After penew

Albany, Jan. Ex-senator Brackets
resolution requesting the resignation
of United States Senator Chauncey
M. Depew was reintroduced in the
senate yesterday and was made a
special order for next Tuesday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

An ingenious respiratory apparatus
for the use of firemen has been In
vented by Charles II. Chaplin. OF
Berkeley. Cal. II consists of hood
lined with oiled silk to cover the head.
and an air-cylinder which Is strap
ped on the back. The cylinder Is
divided into three chambers, carry
Ing, under a pressure that can be
regulated. enough air to last an hour.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

Too Many Women Carry tho Heavy
Load of Kidney Sickness.
Mrs. X. w. Wright OF 17s Main
street. Haverhill, Mass, says: I'm
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Oyster stews at the Eureka restau.
rant.
Clansmen viii receive their old and
new due cards by calling at the clan
office.
Old gold and silver wanted at re-
iners' prices in exchange for goods at
+. =. Burns
Bernard Marshall, public stenograph-
or, ~ State street, Montpelier, does
prompt and efficient work.
All persons having bills or claims
against Go. q, Y. N. G., viii please send
such to T. y Rogers, city.
Any one interested in patents may
find q chance to triple their money By
calling at IA Maple avenue.
For Sale Cheap, bay mare, IA years
old, sound and fearless. Inquire OF Dean
Bassett, Prospect street, Barre.
There will be 4 meeting of the Glen
ugie club in Miles hall Wednesday even
ing, January 18th, at g:a0 o'clock sharp.
a regular council. meeting Of the
Ladies' Aid society Of St. Moniea's
church will be held Wednesday evening
at 1880, ct the convent.
The intermediate League Of the Me.
thodist church viii have its annual
sleigh ride Wednesday evening, starting
from pr. Martins house at 9 o'clock.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Had Heard Of II.

The present era Of Franklin episodes
and the celebration Of Franklin ami.
yersaries seems to have infected the
school children and has been the cause
of some very humorous incidents. At
a public school in West Philadelphia 4
music lesson followed the celebration of
the Franklin birthday celebration, and
the teacher had occasion to use the word
pendulum" Of clock as an instrument
to illustrate rhythm. No pendulum be-
ing convenient, the teacher was about
to Use her hand to show the motion.
when it occurred to her 70 ask the chill.
drcn if they knew what pendulum
was. There was silence for 4 few mo-
ments, then one small boy raised his
hand. "And what is q pendulum asked
the teacher Of the eager child. "Why,
we all know what pendulum Isl he
replied sWe'ye been talking about PEN
dulnm Franklin all week. Philadelphia
Record.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
The Food For Poultry In wint.r.


Much time and money have been
spent in what seems an almost vain
end7avor-to make hens produce eggs
In cold weather II requires but little
experience with poultry to learn the
fact that under ordinary circum-
stances. hens cannot produce as many
eggs in winter as in summer. GUNNER
Is the natural time Cor the laying OF
eggs, and in order to increase winter
production there must be reproduced
for the fowls as nearly as possible CON
dltions that exist in summer. Walter
Il. Crawford OF North vassalboro. Me-.
has apparently tried to do this, SO far
as feeding bis fowls is concerned. Here
Is letter from him: Pages Perfect
ed Poultry Food is better than you
claimed it was, and would not try TO
keep hens another winter without IT,
Any one sending his address ON a
postal card to G. S. Page, Hyde Park,
Vt, and mentioning this paper, will re-
ceive by mail, free, postpaid, d sample
package Of Pages Perfected Poultry
Food
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
For Gentle Athletics.

4 believe that the public schools Of
Wisconsin could make no better move
than to adopt t;recian games for theil
athletic work, instead Of the more dan.
gerous and less valuable ganes now in
vogue" said r. b. Lawson Of Menasha
at the Hotel Pfster. 81 have made a
careful study of this matter, for my
interest was somewhat aroused BY the
fact that my sons have been injured
in playing foot ball. IN know that exer.
else il necessary for the development
OF the human body and that a healthy
body is essentiat-for healthy mind.
Il am now convinced that the old
games Of the Greeks which resulted in
transforming little nation into world
power, are the best possible. Running,
Jumping, discus throwing and hurdling
give exercise to every muscle in the
body, without putting the contestants
in danger of life and limb. | am not
exactly an opponent 81 foot bali, but
rather an advocate Of athletic methods
which ] believe should replace foot ball.
Milwaukee Wisconsin.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Likes His Cattle.

People who have never been in the
cattle business, said stock raiser il
Kansas City the other day, twill never
realize how intimate cattle man be-
comes with the animals in his herd
When say that, as boy, l knew the
different voices of forty cows, and with
out seeing them could tell Just which
one was lowing by the sound, just as
you recognize the voice Of a friend be-
hind your back, few people will believe
me. ! know every individual animal
in herd Of 900 cattle in my pasture
and often neighbors put their cattle in
my pasture for the summer, sorting
them out again in the fall without din.
Guilty. / visit the pasture only two OF
three times during the summer, and rec
ognize my own calves AS distinguished
from my neighbors' BY their markings
inherited from their bovine mothers, /
have on insight into cattle character
as most people have into human char
acter, and enjoy the society of the quid
chewing herd. Kansas City Times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
cause for leaving eranite BasInes..

The past year in the granite industry
has been full of events and incidents,
which indicate the tendency of tho bust
mes. The industry, as pertaining 10
monumental work in granite, we have
reason 70 believe is still in the ehrysalis
state. We had reasons, previous to this
year, for our belief that it had settled
down to a steady bsris, with the large
firms growing stronger, and the small
firms growing larger; but instead Of the
large firms growing strong and larger,
it seems to be case Of their going out
Of business, with especial reference to
Barre; for il has been reported that
at least four of the large firms have
sold out, their cutting business and
shed having been sold to the Italian
firms, having previous to this been own
ed by Scotchmen, who originally found
ed the business
There is different reason for each
individual sale, but the real cause in
at least three cases Is the death OF
one member of the firm, and perhaps
the lack Of desire on tine part Of the
remaining members to continue the bust
ness, which is growing more strenuous
with each Marble, Granite and
Bronze.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Tn%r. 49,, \
y Tx. Oh SEs 4
I Blood - Nerve food 4
| Builds You Up /
SWEleH yoUasuF REFeRE TAXING lTeJ
[. A. Drown, Druggist.
RUGBY IN CHICAGO.
League Organization to Play English
Foot Ball in Windy CITY.

Chicago, Jan. 17.-Rugby, as it Il
played in England, has been adopted and
will be played next spring by the Eng
lish League Of Rugby Foot Ball. The
league comprises clubs Of young men in
commercial life.
There II much anticipation as to what
the game IL like, and how II compares
with the American sport Communi
cations have been received from the
foot ball centres asking for exhibition
matches, and an effort will be made to
get the New Zealand team to play in
this city during their tour. High schools
and other institutions in the city win
also be encouraged to play Rugby.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Warm Weather Causes a Big
Decline in Eggs.
UTTER 0VERSTOCKED
Dressed Pork Is Firmer and Wanted
Potatoes are Quiet, Ranging from
IS to 20 Cents per
Bushel. w

Barre, VT, Jan. IL, 1905.
There has been big decline in the
price Of eggs. The butter market il
overstocked. Dressed pork is firmer and
wanted. We quote wholesale prices as
follows:
Dressed Pork Firm, at ~,
Mutton 9610e.
Spring Lamb Unchanged, 11@12c.
Veal Plenty, Si5a0c.
Chickens Fancy, 15@17c; fowls, IA
6o15c
Butter Local markets are overstock-
I'D and prices are weak Fancy dairy,
22l123c; creamery, 24@26c.
Eggs Large receipts and price un-
steady, ranging from 246I26c.
Native Beef Firm, 41a0i51ac.
Potatoes Quiet, 65Gl roc.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Good Investment Of One Dollar

# you have bad breath, constipation,
pain in the small of the back, dis.
colored skin, nervousness or dizziness,
your only wise course is to take DR..
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, OF
Rondout, N. Y. It will cleanse the
blood of all impurities, regulate the
Kidneys and Liver, and thus restore q
healthy glow to your cheeks again.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
THE BARRE DAILY TINES
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY AZ, 1905
INSURANCE IS PosTHUM0Us

salary paid ia cash and by the annuity
combination may be continued TO the
second and third generations. 57th year,
doing business in ~ states Insurance
and annuities, either in combination or
segregation.
The National Life Insurance Company
of Vermont (mutuaD, Organized in 1850.
$. S. Ballard, General Agent. n. B.
Ballard, Local Agent, Rooms 2 and 3,
Miles Block, Barre, vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Her Little Joke.

Alice Don't you think a cookery book
Is fascinating reading?
Clara-Yes. indeed, 1t contains so
many stirring incidents. Answers.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Chance for a Tab.

Miss Tartun Mrs Umpore bas d
strange dislike for me-
Miss Iellers Yes, and she has only
the slightest acquaintance with voit-
that s what makes it seem " strange.
Chicago Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
Butter and chtese Mario.

Boston, Jan. IL Butter Market
was very firm today; northern, 26m27c;
western, 25la@26lsc; Vermont dairy,
2oM23c.
Cheese Market steady and firm; Yer.
mont twins, l31sd14c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
RIcKER,s 81. JoHNsBURY MARKEr
Beef Firmer and Wanted--Hogs a Shade
Better.

st. Johnshury, Jan. l7.- Beef Is firm.
or and wanted. Hogs are shade bet.
ter. Veal is firm.
The receipts at M. A. Ricker's mar
ket for The week ending Jan. is were:
Poultry S(0gc.
Lambs 56l6iac. Il
Hogs 4l3H5c.
Cattle so, 2M4l5c.
Calves 30, 305Iae.
Mich Cows Sg5tdI0.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

DIR. Woods Norway Pine syrup seems
especially adapted to the needs Of the
children. Pleasant to take; soothing ia
its influence. 1t is the remedy of ell
remedies for every form OF throat and
lung disease.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

Burdock Blood Bitters gives man a
clear head, an active brain, strong.
vigorous body makes him fit for the
battle of life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
III Health, For rnstnnce.

Don't be forever wishing;
Don't grumble at your lot. =
Some things that mike us happy =
Are the things we haven't got.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

Daughter Mother could l love two
men at the same time?
Mother Not IL one OF them gets wise.
Princeton Tiger
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
The seIfl.h point of yIer.

To blame we never hesitate.
We wonder one and all
Why Others make mistakes so great
While ours are so small
Washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
20 EIn,t

A man may float In salt water with
Sut moving his hands or feet ii he has
HE presence OF mind to throw his head
back and allow the body to sink to the
position which it will then naturally
take.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
The Poets Lament.

Much bread I've cast upon the waves
(Bread meaning verse. you know.
In many forms II has returned.
But never yet as dough
--Iippincotts Magazine.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
4 proIInc cnnne.

"What caused the automobile acci-
dent-defective construction"
"No; defective chauffeur Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
GRANITEvILLE.

Regular meeting Of Robert Emmett
Court, G. 0. r., Wednesday evening,
January H. There will DO installation
of officers.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

Cascarilla is the dry bark Of tree
which grows wild as well as under
cultivation In many parts OF the West
Indies and the Bahamas.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

These terms IN golf my mind dIsmay;
The course, / gayiy walk Il.
Zen though the game learn TO play,
III never learn TO talk it
Detroit Tribune
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

Ten thousand demons gnawing away
at ones vitals couldn't be much worse
than the fortunes OF itching piles. Yet
there's cure. Doan's Ointment never
fails.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
OF a Kind.

ElIa-WelI, you'll admit that Fred
lies Qctions are those OF a gentleman?
Stefla--Yes; he's good actor.-Den-
yer News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

Daniel Phelps, the nineteen years old
youth who was recently arrested at Ben
nington for trying 10 run of with a
locomotive, tried 70 break out OF his
cell in the Bennington police station
Saturday night. He concealed a knife
u his clothes while lie was eating his
supper and used il to dig out several
bricks from the wall of his cell. The
keeper Of the Jail, when he came to
count up his dishes noticed that one
knife was gone and began search
among the prisoners. He found It in
the possession Of young Phelps who had
already succeeded in tearing out several
bricks, from the wall OF his cell.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

The baldric, SO often mentioned in
early dramas, was an ornamental belt
passed diagonally across the body.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

Group instantly relieved. DR.. Thorn.
as Electric Oil. Perfectly safe. Never
fails. At any drug store.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
BLANK BOOKS

We have full line Of Blank Books
ior the New Year. Also Letter Files,
Sepyins Books, Memorandum Books, In
Voice Books, Time Books, Statement
Pads, Bin Heads, Diarics--in fact every
thing q person would need in this line.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17

Ex-Governor Frederick Holbrook,
president Of the Vermont Savings bank,
in Brattleboro, who will be % years old
if he lives until the 18th Of February,
attended the banks annual meeting on
Wednesday and presided as he has done
for so many years, though he thought
it not best to remain for the corporation
dinner Governor HolbroolS's health con-
tinues good.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-17
ORSESHOINGl

am ready to do all kinds Of horse.
shooting, from the heaviest to the light.
est, neatly and quickly. Horses feet
treated for all diseases and inipcrfcct.
tons. Give us a trial and be convinced
Lame and interfering horses speciality.
c. COTE,
Prospect Street, Barre, Vermont.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-20

Byrons first work appeared at 10.
Dickens brought out "Plckwick Pa
pers" at "a.
Schubert and Mozart died at less
than 20.
Raphael ravished the world Of art
at 20.
Michael Angelo made stone to live
at "a
Gaileo's great discovery was at l9.
Newton was at his zenith when 25.
Edison harnessed lightning at %.
Martin Luther shook the Vatican
at 20.
Calvin wrote his institutes at 81,
John Wesley was MethUdism's or
gunizor at 35.
That truth was genuine inspira
tiOn-the greatest thing In the world
is man. the greatest thing in man
Is mind When Jenny Lind was stir
ring old Boston with her power u
song, MIR Webster called upon her
When ne had gone she arose, walkeC
10 and fro, and with indescribablC
earnestness, she exclaimed: "Oh
that is man, that Is. "A man. nevet
saw man before,' In the rcadinl
of this episode one is reminded o
"a passage i'm George Elliott's iour
nal: II have seen Emerson; | hay,
seen a man"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-20

Sawyer, /. T., Sept. deputy T..
S. Marshal Dorsey Miller of Hugo ar
rested John Bratton of this place yes
terday and carried him to Antlers
to answer a grand jury indictment
for cutting bois'd arc on public do
main.
L. S. Timber Inspector G. W. Hue.
kins of this district never fails TO
bring any one to justice who unlaw-
fully cuts timber, several having been
recently arrested and fined from this
neighborhood. He is very careful
to instruct timber men concerning
the law No one can blame him
as he is anxious to instruct and not
get people into trouble.
The fine timber along the Kiamitia
river and the high prices is very
tempting, and it seems that some peo
pie will run almost any risk for a
good log.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-20

more had only a part of college
course; twenty.eight did not 20 to
college at all. To this investigation
there IS but one Inevitable concIu.
sion: not more than one young man
in every 500 goes to college. This
one fiye.hundreth man belongs to the
phalanx that furnishes four sevenths
Of our public officers. II appears,
therefore, that a coilegian has $50
times as many chances of becoming
eminent as other young men. TO the
reader this research may seem amaz.
ing Professor Thwing's will appear
even more so. In Applcton's Cyclic.
pcdia Of American biography he stu.
died the careers Of 1912 men most
conspicuous in American history. OF
this number but 5.326 were college
men. In the various callings the per
cent stood as follows among the g..
32G:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-20
Lexington Bank eureIarized.

Lexington, Okla. Sept 19.-The de-
fWct First National bank of this
place was burglarizcd last night and
relieved Of two or three of its most
important records. Receiver John
Watts, is absent on business and the
affairs of the bank are temporarily
in charge Of l.. c. Voltz, assistant to
the receiver.
SO far the local authorities have
not been able to locate sufficient
trace of the burglars to warrant an
ARREST. However, the chief of police,
w. r. Scott, and Deputy Sheriff
Frank Wynn think they have a clew
that will soon lead to the apprehen.
sion of the guilty parties.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-20
Discuss Patent Medicines.

Ardmoreite Special.
New York, Sept 2O.--The pure food
commission is devoting it's session to
day to a discussion of proprietary med
icines. The proportion Of alcohol,
opium. calomel and other dangerous
ingredients required to be named in
patent medicines will be decided. in
cluding the size of letters to be used
on the label and other details.
An effort will be made by the manu-
tacturers of pi rietary remedies to
have the action of the law restricted
to medicines sent oct after the law
goes into effect Attorneys employed
by the proprietary association say that
the law can apply only to goods ship
ped from one state to another and that
patent medicines now in the drug
gists shelves are exempt.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-20

Davis, !. T.. Sept 19.-Dr. Hoover
and Matt Wolf two white intermar-
ried citizens of this locality, are two
of the wealthest and hardest work
ing men of the Chickasaw country.
Both are worth over 100000 each,
and both work with their hands ev-
cry day except Suh1ays They also
taught their half-breed children to
do much and good manual labor. DR..
Hoover and Mr.. Wolf are setting
examples deserving praise to many
of their indolent white and Indian
neighbors