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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
sTATE oF WEsr V1RGINIA:

At rules held In the Clerks Office
of the Circuit Court of Marion county,
on Monday, the 6tn day Of August,
1906. the following order was entercd:
smith.Race Grocery Company, a cor
poratiou, plaintiff, VS.. Curtis L. Van
dervort, d. F. Hartley, trustee,
Charles L. Merrifield, Joseph E.
Sands, trustee, Norval Vanderyort,
defendants.-In chancery.
The object of the above entitled
suit is to obtain a decree against TIE
said Curtis L. vaudervort in favor of
Che said smlth-Race Grocery Com
pany in the sum Of two hundred and
lightweight dollars and eighty.three
cents ($2ss.sSl due and owing to the
said plaintiff In this cause upon con
tract, to enforce the lien of an at
tachment levied by the sheriff OF Ma
riou county in this cause on the 25th
day of July, 1906, upon certain par
cells of real estate, belonging to Cur
tbs L. vanderyort, situate in the r. E.
Had addition 10 the city of Falrmontr
near the First ward OF said city in
said Marion county.
And it appearing by affidavit fled
in this cause that diligence has been
used and on behalf of the plaintiff to
ascertain in what county the said Cur
tbs L. Vanderrort is, without effect,
1t is ordered that he do appear here
within one month after the date of
the first publication hereof and do
what is necessary to protect his in
tertsts,
"A Copy Teste:
RIB PARRIsH Cler
sHoWAI9TER wE1TE
Solicitor. Aug 16s2s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
Mothers Meeting.

Mrs. Halle Cunningham, the SUI
p~erintendent of the cradle role of
the w. G. n. o., win hold a cradle role
meeting on Friday afternoon at 1880
at her home on Diamond street. An
excellent programme has been pre-
pared. The parents of the members
Of the cradle role are cordially invit.
ed to attend this meeting.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
City Hospital.

Miss George Dawson. a typhoid fe-
yer patient, was dismissed yesterday.
Miss Alice sapp is nursing little
Hattie Ice, who is i'll with TYPHOID fe-
yer.
Master Carl johnson. of Burns
vile, was brought to the hospital yes
terday to have a glass eye fitted,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
Badly Hurt
WERE THEODORE ROLLS AND
WIFE IN RUNAWAY AccI-
DENT LAST EVEN
ING.

Theodore Rolls and wife were badly
hurt last evening on the suspension
bridge. AS they were crossing the
bridge the right front wheel of the bug
.gy rolled on the axle and threw the
occupants from the vehicle. Both
considerably bruised up and are
very sore. AS soon as the axle OF
the buggy struck the bridge the horse
started to run; but was brought under
control before much damage was
done.
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16

New belts Ties and BAGS Just rom
New York; t the Bcn&Tons
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16

TAVERN. B. Canning, Valley Falls
F. shuttlesworthr is w. Tryman,
Clarksburg;L j. F. Keegan. A j. Stew
art, q. L. Yeager, Harry OFT, Wheel
ing; C. F. sturm, Pennington; R, NJ.
Mcdonald, Elkins.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
policy.

From the Detroit Free Press.
Canter-whati You, a stanch vege-
tartan, advocating m~eat-eating.
Berry-Yes, confound it; I've just
taken a job with a canned beef fac
tory.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
. WEST vIRelNlANs .
. At THE LOCAL HOTELS !


marietta-A. L. Anderson, clarks-
burg; c. B. Robinson, MeadowbroOk;
j. d. Michael, Arnettsvtllei T. G.
Price, Claude Boone, Tom Talbot,
John H. Most, d. NJ. Kidder. Carroll
Curry, Monongah; Mr. and Mrs. Jas.
Young, Pennington; ". w. oNeil,
Manningtoni w. H. Wells, statler's
Run; H. A.. Fultz, Gray's Flats; F. A.
Kirsch, Parkersburg; C. B. Frum,
Rivesville; L. A. Thompson. Grafton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
FFSt Ward
/ Is 5000

MIS-. g Williams and children,
Who hage been visiting relatives at
MofgantoWn and Little Falls, have
returned home accompanied by the
formers sister, Miss Pearl Gray, of
Lattle Fails.
Mr John Henry returned yester-
day TO his home in Grafton, having
been the guest Of his sister, Mrs. M.
ID. Orr Of Merchant street
MIS- John DeBolt, Of Merchant
street. was the guest yesterday of
M and Mrs! Watson. of Monroe
street,
Miss Florence LEVEL, who has
BEEN visiting her uncle and aunt, Prof.
and Mrs. Jacob May, of Mo%undsville,
wax caIied home yesterday on &C
count Of the serious illness of her
mother MrssosB. Levelle.
MIS- Df. Falkners of Middleton, was
IA the city yesterday visiting friends
and shopping,
MIS- George Deck, OF Second ward,
was the guest yesterday of Mrs. j.
u stealey.
+, a. stimmel and daughters,
Misses Minnie and Ava, returned to
cameron today, having been the
guests OF the formers mother, Mrs.
sarah Rigs Of State street.
Ms: Powers has returned to her
home ON Diamond street fSter a two
week visit In Warrington.
HsnrietEa Warden and two
children OF Warrington, are the
guests Of Mrs, James Adams.
Mr. and Mrs. q. II. swisher and
ehildren, whoshaye been visiting Mr..
and Mrs NJ. Cole, of Columbia
street returned to their home in Graf
ton today:
Ms Fannah Ayers. of Fairmont
avenue. Is visiting First ward friends
for Few days.
Columbia street paving was COM
pieted yesterday and the workers are
nuw ready to commence work on State
street,
ms. j N. Prickett and daughter,
Miss Lola and Maude went to Terra
Atayesterday to spend a month.
MIS- John Scott, who has been very
III much improved.
Mrs. Z. g. Scott and daughter, Miss
EdithS left today for Oakland, where
they will be Joined by Mr.. E. c. Scott
and WIN visit his brother Mr.. Bert
scott for few days.
Born Nj and Mrs. Luther Steele,
ID Market street, Wednesday, Au-
EustI5th, 1906, a 10 pound boy.
Mrs Ionnie Carpenter, who has
been very III with typhoid fever, is
now able 10 sit up.
Misses Lenore Gasktns and Ger
trude Ryley spent yesterday at Jay
enne visiting friends.
Born, to Dr.. and Mrs. G. 7. Arnett,
ot claFksburg. Tuesday, August 14th,
1906. a SON,
MISS Ieota Gaskins went to Cam
efon yesterday where she will visit
hsr grandfather, Mr. Samuel Miller.
Pleasant Surprise Party.
Mrs u. q. Fletcher and Miss Nellie
Rannprt arranged a very pleasant sur
prise last evening for Mrs. w. E.
Nannoft In honor OF her birthday an
nisersary. Mrs. vannort was called
d q neighbors. and while she was
away The guests gathered, and upon
her return she WIS showered with
Birthday greeting. Those present
were, Mr.. and Mrs. II. B. Henderson,
Mr. d Mrs. chas. Hgginbotham,
James Thomas, Mrs. Chas. Mer-
ride1d Miss Mae Harr, Mrs. H. G.
Fletcher. Mrs. Sheridan Nichols and
dpuehfer Regetta, Mrs. Cora Roger,
M and Mrs Hearl McElfresh, Mrs.
d Scott and daughter, Edith,
Mise Nellie yannort, Jessie and
Pearl Reger Delicious refreshments
were aryed from a beautifully deco
rated table Mis- Yannort received a
large nnmber Of beautifm gifts rom
H.. F4nW~I
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Stable.

From New Orleans TImes.Democrat.
He has a large FANNY
eeWhy, he hasn't anything but q
wife
know but she weighs 300
pounds
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-08-16
Medical secrecy
,tit Parisien.

From lie Petit Parisien-
The question of a medical mans OBJ
legation of secrecy has again risen in
the striking case at the GIroRds AS
sizes. In 1856 two Jonzac doctors, who
called to attend a sick person, suspect
ed it to be a case of criminal poison
iRg. The believed that they knew
the guilty person, but hestitated TO de
nounce him. They consulted their
%confreres, who said: "a crime dis
covered by us In the exercise Of our
art becomes a professional secret"
This theory. however, Is not universal
IL held.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
SOCIAL
EVENTS

Young society is looking forward
with expectation on the quivive to
the amateur theatricals promised
them by Mrs. Albert Salb nee Miss
Esther Robinson, an October bride.
Her arrangements have been made
for some time in in December, and
at that time there will be an anus
ing vaudeville performance by a
number of the younger set. Definite
arrangements as to. where the pro-
gram will be held have not been
made yet. The are to go to somc
worthy charity. Whatever Mrs. Salb
undertakes is always a success, as
past experiences testify, and 1t is
safe to say that when the time draws
near the entertainment will usurp
all interest. Some. of the most prom
inent girls of the younger set have
promised their services in conduct
ing booths.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls catarrl
Cure. +. ]. Cheney a Co. Toledo. o
We. the undersigned. have known
n. J. Cheney for the last iS years
and believe him perfectly honorable
IN all business transactions and a
naheially able 10 carry out any obll'
cations made by his Arm.
wALDIND. kINNAN a MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O
Halls catarTh Cure Is taken inter
nally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system
Testimonials sent free. Pride 7Sc
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
Victor Point Items,

Mr.. and Mrs. w. r. Jones were
visitors at Mr.. Whitney's last Sun
day.
Mr.. Jones. Jr.. and Mr.. Fisher
made a trip to Wilholt soda springs
Saturday. They brought home about
80 gallons OF fine soda water.
A series OF meetings will be held
at Victor Point under the skillful
leadership of Mr.. and Mrs. McIlroy.
w. X. Jones has lately purchased
n new COW OF which he is evidently
very proud OF.
f. NJ. Miller made business trip
to Silverton last week.
On Halloween few marauding ex-
peditlons were sent out. The only
thing very noticeable was that a
few signs around In the business
part OF town changed hands.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. NJ. Miller went to
Aumsville last Saturday to visit
friends.
Mr.. Rogers made business trip to
Salem last Wednesday.
IL has been intimated that a
neighborhood Thanksgiving dinner
would be next in order. Let this
be agitated and there will be one.
Mr.. Goodknecht is repairing his
barn.
Philip Fisher is calcemining his
house.
Jim Rogers went 10 Salem last
Tuesday, He will either work in sa-
lem or Portland this winter.
Ray Charlesworth bought himself
n new buggy short time ago. Girls
look out.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
DR.. KUN
Wonderful CHINESE,DOCTOR

Win treat you with Oriental herbs
and cure any disease without operation
or pain.
DR.. Kun is known everywhere In
Salem, and has cured many prominent
people here. He has lived in Salem
for 20 yeras, and can be trusted. He
uses many medicines unknown to white
doctors, and with them can cure
catarrh, asthma, lung troubles, rheu
matism, stomach, liver, and kidney dis
eases.
DR.. Kun makes a speciality Of dropsy
and female troubles His remedies
cure private diseases when everything
else fails. He has hundreds Of testi.
monials, and gives consultation free.
Prices for medicines very moderate.
Persons in the country can write for
blank. Send stamp.
II you want some extra fine tea, got
Il from us.
DIR. KUN BOW wo,Co.,
l67 South High street, Salem, Oregon
Opposite Hotel Salem. p. o. Box 1875.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

81. Petersburg. Nov. 7.--Lieuten-
ant-General stoessel, the defender OF
Port arthur. is In such financial
straights that he has applied 10 a
charitable institution for wounded
soldiers for assistance 10 enable him
20 employ a servant.
The ofaeers c; the institution
asked the general to produce a med
ioal certificate showing that his
health required the services OF SER
want.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

"a dangerous surgical operation,
Involving the removal OF malig.
nant ulcer. a. large a. my hand. from
my daughters hip. wss prevented by
the application OF Buekien's Arniea
salve." says A. Q. stiekei, Of Nile
tus. w. Va. persistent use OF the
salve completely cured A." Cures
cuts. burns and injuries. ase AZ J.
9, Perry arugglst
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
no NIarket MIchigan Fruit.

Detroit, Nov. S.---An interurban
railway to traverse northern Mus
kegon county, the heart of the
Oceana fruit belt is now assured.
When the line is completed IL will
mean great deal for western and
northern Michigan fruit dealers who
have their crops at present, almost
destroyed owing to lack of railway
communication.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
Married at Seattle.

Miss Reginald Lunde and DR.. e. e.
Pierce we're married at the home OF
the brides sister, in Seattle, Novem-
ber 1st. Miss Lunde is a former
Salem girl, and has many friends
here. DR.. Pierce is an old school
mate of the former pastor of the
Christian church here, Rev. George
Ritchey.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
best Imminent on Earth.

Henry d. Baldwin, Supt. City Wa.
ter Works, Shullsburg, Wis, writes,
81 have tried many kinds OF liniment
but have never received much bene'
fit until used Billiards. Snow Lini.
ment for rheumatism and pains.
think It the best liniment on earth"
25c. SOC and $1.00. For sale by d.
j. Fry's drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

G. q, vanAuken. Of Rainier. has
brought suit against the National
surety Company and George Allen.
iis president. 20 recover $4,000
damages for false arrest and impris-
onment Ia connection with the rob-
berry Of the state Bank Of Rainier.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
A Year OF Blood.

The year 1898 will long be re-
membered In the home OF F. ~
Taoket. OF Alliance. KY. as a year
OF blood: which flowed so ooplously
from Mr. Hacket's lungs that death
seemed very near. He writes; "se-
we're bleeding from the lungs and a
frightful cough had brought me nj
deaths door. when began taking
Dr. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption, with the astonishing result
that after taking four bottles / was
completely restored and as time has
proven permanently cured" Guar
anteed for sore lungs. coughs and
colds. at ]. c. Perry's drug store.
Price SOC and 500. Trial bottle
free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
Marion County Land That Is
Changing owncrship - Prices
That Obtained.

The following transfer was re
corded yesterday in the once OF the
county recorder;
J. NJ. Woodruff 20 Enos and
II. r.. Presnan, 2t.66 acres
OF the d c OF Isaac Me
Gully, Marion county. .,s
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

There is just one other sure way
TO be cured--painless, safe and in
the privacy Of your own home-it
% Pyramid Pile Cure.
We mail trial package free to all
who write.
It will give you instant relief,
show you the harmless, painless ma
ture OF this great remedy and start
you we'll on the way toward perfect
cure.
Then you get a full sized box
from any druggist for 90 cents, and
often one box cures.
II the druggist tries to sell you
something Just as good. II is be-
cause he makes more money on the
substitute
Insist on having what you call
for.
The cure begins at once and con-
tinues rapidly until II Is complete
and permanent.
You can go right ahead with your
work and be easy and comfortable
all the time.
II Is well worth trying.
Just send your name and address
TO Pyramid Drug Co., Go Pyramid
Building. Marshall, Mich, and re-
ceive free by return mail the trial
package In a plain wrapper.
Thousands have been cured In this
easy. painless and inexpensive way.
in the privacy OF the home.
No knife and its torture.
No doctor and his bills.
All druggists. 80 cents. Write to-
day for n free package.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

Articles OF incorporation OF the
Consolidated Creamery Company. OF
Portland, were filed in the corpora
tion department OF the once OF sec
retary OF state this morning. The
capital stock Is $4,000. and the In
eorporators u. Pearson. w, @. Ide
and J. s. Mcdonald.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

The Nestucca cannery has shut
down because of a shortage Of cans.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

Couldn't make an announssns
that would please the public bciv,
than when we tell them that nt|
laundry work will be done to psas|
tion and the Salem Steam Launr
can't be competed with anywhes y
the country for the perfection Of \
work on linen, silks or woOlsns NJ
defy competition in this line, becaun
ahere were any better method, NJ
would have them at once Try M
Salem Steam Laundry. Prices nfi|
SALEM STEAM LAUNDRY
Colonel. J. olmstead, Prop.
PHONE 25. 136-166 s. Liberty s..
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08

Dh. BrONE'S DRUG STORE
Does a strictly cash business, owes no
one, and no one owes IL; carries large
stock shelves, counters and show.
cases are loaded with drugs, medicines
notions toilet articles wines and
liquors Of all kinds for medical pur.
poses. DR.. Stone is Il regular graduate
in medicine and has had many years of
experience in the practice. Consulta.
tiSns are free. Prescriptions are free,
and only regular prices for medicine.
DR.. Stone can be found at his drug
store, Salem, Oregon. from 8 in the
morning until Q at night,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
Piles Quickly
Cured at Home
Instant Relief, Permanent Cure
Trial Package Mailed Free 20
All i'm Plain Wrapper.

Piles is a fearful disease, but easy
TO cure II you go at It right.
An operation with the knife is
dangerous, cruel, humiliating and
unnecessary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-08
A MATTER OF ABSORBING

aoopAIR LuanER 90.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-03-16
Rinp-rai1ed wild Cat.

A ring-tailed cat, an animal decidedly
rare in Northern Michigan, has been
caught by Herman Thiele, a Negaunee
man, in a trap set at Goose Lake, five
miles distant. 1t was the first speci-
men ever captured by either Mr.. Thiele
or his father, and together they have
been engaged in trapping for the last
forty-five years.
The animal has fine, silky gray fur.
Though there are some black stripes
down the back, the most striking char
acteristic is a series of black rings
around the bushy tail. In this append
age it differs radically from the or
binary wild cat. The wild cat, like the
lynx, is possessed of a bobtail, while
the ring-tailed cat has a tail more than
a foot in length and very bushy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-03-16
Feeding Pigs.

have forty fall pigs from thorough
bred Poland-China sows, crossed with
a thoroughbred Berkshire boar, weigh.
ing 100 pounds at three months old.
This makes the best cross I ever saw.
l let these pigs I'll with sows until
eight weeks old. then separated them
and began feeding to themselves. I
give them slop made Of ground corn
and oats of morning and whole corn
at nights. l get the pigs up in a pen
regular once a week and sprinkle them
with some good disinfectant mixed
with warm water. If it is real cold
l sprinkle them at noon in a close pen
and leave it there until they rub it in
and dry off, as the heat from them
will soon do so. This keeps the lice
off, always keeping them in a healthy
growing condition. / have built good
hog houses for them to sleep in, built
five by six with a single roof, with
swinging doors, so whenever a pig
goes in or out he always shuts the door
after him, therefore keeping the draft
and storm out. A pig two weeks old
will work these doors. They are some
thing every hog raiser should have.
The hog beds must be kept dry ard
clean. 1 always make it a rule to
clean out and sprinkle air Stacked lime
around and fresh bright wheat straw
once a week. Keep Stacked soft coal
salt and ashes in a trough where they
can get it whenever they want it'll.
w. D., in Indiana Farmer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-03-16
The Transforming Power of life.

The Arabs have a saying about the
palm tree, that it stands with its
feet in salt water and its head in the
sun. They often cannot drink of the
blackish water found in the oasis
where the palm grows, but they tap
the tree and drink the sweet palm sap.
The palm tree. by the magic of its
inner life, can so change the elements
found in the unkindly soil around it
that they minister to its growth and
strength and fruit-bearing. So we in
our earthly life must often have our
feet in the mire and bitterness of sin
around us; and upon our heads will
often beat the fierce heat of tempta-
ton. But in spite of these things,
we shall be able to grow and grow
strong, if within us there is the max
ing Of a new life through Jesus Christ.
Bible Advocate.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-03-16
Quick Jersey Justice.

Another example of the swiftness
Of Jersey justice was furnished in Mt.
Holly when George Small, charged
with the murder of Florence Atkinson.
was tried, convicted and sentenced tc
be hanged all within ten hours. The
court named March "a as the date fol-
his execution. This is the same day
set for the hanging of Rufus Johnson.
who was previously convicted of being
equally guilty Of the murder. So, IN.
less something unforeseen happens,
there will be two executions from the
same gallows in one day. Small
showed absolutely no signs of emotion
when the jury brought in the verdict
of guilty. Told to rise to receive his
sentence, the convicted man did so
with the utmost calmness. Asked if
he had anything to say why sentence
should not be pronounced, he replied
in an even voice: mo, only that l
didn't commit the murder"
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-03-16
Flyine Turtles.

In n Of the gallery tanks on the
salt water side of the Aquarium are
three sea turtles, each about a foot
in length, the three including two
green turtles and a hawkbill. They
attract much attention here, where
they can be seen close at hand ard
their motions in the water studied.
1t may be that one of them will be
seen swimming through the water,
head up, with its body suspended at
an angle and tapping it's two broad
forward fippers, n on either side,
like the wings of a bird. Then the
turtle looks strikingly like some sort
Of odd bird flying through the water.
A visitor who halted in front Of
this tank yesterday was so struck by
the sight of one of these turtles that
he raised his arms and swung them
with the swimmers Tapping fippers,
keeping time with the flying TURTLE
New York Sun.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-03-16
EI@lAE%
S@@E9EYhk

"The duke is dead in love with her,
isn't he?" "He is prepared to lay all
his liabilities at her feet."-Life.
Teacher-"When water becomes ice,
what important change takes placer"
Pupil-"The change in price."-Cleve-
land Leader.
Lives of great men all remind US.
As their pages DER we turn,
That we're apt to leave behind US
Letters that we ought to burn.
London Star.
you've been SC prosperous this year
you ought to be very happy" How
can 1 be happy when 1 haven't a thing
in the world to growl about?"-Atlanta
Constitution.
"That flimsily constructed public
building is a scandal!" exclaimed the
patriot. 'Never mind" answered Mr..
Degraft soothingly, Still soon blow
over."-Washington Star.
Sunday" remarked the ~tired-looking
passenger, sis no day of rest for me-"
BALL player?" queried the other pas.
senger. "No-leader of a church
choir."-Chicago Tribune.
Miss Thin-"I'm going to send Mr..
Millions a picture of myself in evening
dress for a valentine" Miss Cutting
"Oh, what makes you send him a
comic ?"-Detroit Free Press.
Dorcas-"The operation was success.
full, but the patient couldn't survive the
shock" Mrs. Demonstrations! How
careless to let a poor man in his condi.
ton find out what the operation cost"
Puck.
Mrs. Klubbs (severely)-"I've been ~.
ing awake these three hours waiting
for you to come home" Mr.. Klubbs-
(ruefully)-"Gee! And I've been stay.
ing away three hours, waiting for you
to go to sleep."-Cleveland Leader.
"Have you ever made any effort ts
bring your colleagues to your way Of
thinking?' mo-" answered Senator
Sorghum, ST don't care anything about
their way of thinking. What I want is
to bring them to my way of votlng.'-
Washington Star.