The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-20

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Carefully Worked Out Essay the Art of Fine Dressing,
the sartoral Problem simpihed in One Easy Lesson
by Mail-Price 2 Cents, with This Paper.
WRITER for the woman's page again tells the ladies
n How to Dress. There many ways, but OF the
satisfactory of those mentioned to date is to put
your Clothes
If you a few geese eagle two they are likely
mortgage your place. The feather situation
is becoming serious because the ladies insist having quilts
their hats Wholesale houses already short of qls
You make wings out of odd feathers and birds
may be constructed but quilts born, not made and the
girls simply have have them hats they feel sick and
faint and pine away. Watch There others
The Rev. Mr. Morrill, after the pikers who put up
freely 35c 60 midweek vaudeville yet who merely
give him glad smile while enjoying his Sunday night
program. Ushers will now be stationed at the
door and silver collection taken The who gives 1Oc
lis welcome but the liberal soul which excavaes from 25c to
81 be made fat. The who cannot give any
thing will be paid for by the PASTOR but the lady in $3.50
kid gloves who elegantly adds 1c to the rich vein of silver
will get little mercy when the pastor tells the crowd where
it The GetSomething foNothng crowd has
our pastors voice right husky Whisper and he
proposes to extract something from them deny them
the benefit Of clergy
Later in the week Mr.. Hicks has hot scheduled.
Here is the weather prophet in black and white
Cold, 10th to 22d. regular storm
period central on the S the 2d
the 23d 9th of marked intensity and volume will
visit most parts OF the country.
Paste this in your coal bin.
An unknown poet from the North perhaps the Sweet
Singer Of the Red sends this anonymous abso
lutely true'':
young married man, by name Largo,
Was pulled a, as jag , dewn i in Fargo;
Largo scratched thought-dome,
Do you remember the story ghost the little girl
who called the doctor attend her sick mother? 1t
printed in this column and declared by too good to
be true' It was letter from Dr. Mitchell states
that been denying the truth Of this story for decades
He it fiction, and somehow got going TRUTH
nnumerabe people who hope there is truth in of
these stories have been writing him since Ito make
sure' He is obliged to disappoint them.
The probabilities that in less than fifty most
of you who read this will find for sure.' Then you
will say II suspected it all the time'
man bought pair Of 25-cent suspenders in Spring.
field Ohio, store and in making change for him the lady
cashier gave him instead Of his purchase package of 900
in bills which she had prepared for the bank How would
you like open your suspenders and find $1,000 in NICE
crisp, ray greensheow parallelograms of backed
nv Uncle Sam for all he was worth. The took the
bunde' back to the store and found them working
the lady cashier who had promptly tainted when the bank
sent back the suspenders and asked for explanation
The Eagle published at Young America, MIMI. has a
rare flight Of poetry contributed by Chf' who further
describes himself Broncho Fighter AS nearly as can
be made out the ponys thrown down by 1.-The
female Of his Species and took to the wild life of the
plains t'to forget But let him tell his story What
pictures it brings up of the free, open life:
When wandering over life stormy pathway,
Met by disgust DER earthly dismay;
Resorted from plight to those of nearest kim
With hopes of comfort, someone's heart to win
So when attending socials' pleasing bliss:
1T will make my chance, let it hit miss
So delighted by someone's charming countenance
Blooming with future prospects, All! There's my chance
Encouraged by some hope to select BRIDE
Made investment rig to hire for a rde
With hearts delight and souls content,
Until authorities did prevent their consent.
But advised by spies and futtering chaps
r Or prded cowpuncher's odd costume perhaps;
And thought to be descendant OF the tribe OF lsnmea
by friends to discard the ZEAL
:: Oft in the Silly night Ind homeward bound,
i = Many thought of past and future went around
defeat victory, 81 III beat retreatI>
= with sumptuous feast my friends I III treat.
So to prove q cowboys pride and nature
wholesome life amongst them mature;
So that things of choice the best is none too good
To satisfy sympathzers, if he could
So invitations to those he bid farewell,
And many token kept Of the event to tell;
cowboys narrative, adventures late,
AS he hoped to leave hatred his trail.
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