davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Considerable.
a jump.

"What's the matter wild yer face,
Jimmy?" asked the little girl.
cav, can't yet see I've got de tooth
ache2" snapped Jimmy, holding on to
his right jaw. why, one side of me
face is swelled all up like a pump
kin"
"WelI, don't worry, Jimmy. I'll
pray fer yer tonight
evil yer, Madge? What yer going
to pray?"
I'm going to pray dat yer get de
toothache in de other side so dat will
swell up an make yer face even. =
Chicago Daily News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12

''You here. James," exclaimed tho
slumworker, visiting the jail.
"Yes'm," replied the new prisoner,
who was in for burglary.
''Well we'll, / certainly am sur
prised"
so was I. ma'am, or wouldn't be
here"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12

Floods the body with warm, glowing
vitality, makes the nerves strong,
ouickens circulation, restores natural
vigor, makes you feel like one born
again. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea. 81 cents. J. T. Bennett.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

IA ersi giief slle .lirs illa ili1e
Company. has This day fled It's a1-
plieatio1 with the City Clerz Of the
CITY Of Clarksburg, West VIrg1Tlas
to the council of said City, for e
franchise to construct and main
tain an extension of its present tell
ephone and telegraph line, along
and upon the following streets and
alIevs of said city, namely: Be
ginning on the West side of Third
street at the intersection OF the
same with (Sehon) Traders alley
thence along said Traders SEE
hon) Alley In an eastern direction
to the intersection of said alley
with Second street; thence along
said Second street, in a southern
direction. to the intersection Of
said street with Main street, thence
along the north side of Main street
to the eastern. terminus thereof;
thence across Philippi or Bukhan-
non street to private property out
side the CITY limits. and thence 70
IDG IliiLlG u GAtG h'oALAA NA-A-
Company in the Industrial Addi-
tom east of said city together with
the right to go upon said streets and
alleys within the corporate limits OF
said city and erect such poles and
wires as may be necessary for the
maintenance of said telegraph and
telephone line. but the said poles
and wires to be so located, under
the direction of the proper authors
ties of said city, as not to hinder,
unnecessarily, other persons IN the
lawful use of the said streets and
alleys.
And notice is further given here
bv, that after this notice shall have
been published according to law for
thirty days, to7wit, at the regular
meeting of the said city council to
be held on the 5th day of October,
1906, Tor as soon thereafter as the
said council may direct, the under
signed will move the said council to
pass such ordinance as may be neces-
sary and proper to grant unto 1t the
rioht and franchise aforesaid.
Dated this the 5th day OF Sep
TENDER, 1906. n %
THE EUREKA PIPE LINE GU
By R. G.. Altizer, Attorney for
said company 9soo1
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

A circus without clowns would be
in such a way as to keep the audi
ance is interpreted would pail up
on the audience, no matter how dar-
ing or death-defying if the tension
was not relieved, at intervals, by
the merry antics of the Grimaldis.
The management of the Barnum &
Bailey Greatest Show on Earth,
which exhibits in this city, Friday:
Sept. IA, has recognized this fact
by organizing for the current sea-
son a company of forty clowns, each
one of whom is said to a special
ist and comedian. These clowns are
introduced throughout the program
almost tragic. The "thrillers" with
which the modern circus perform
ence alternatingly spellbound and
roaring with laughter. The mod
ern spirit of emulations has, it
seems, reached even the circus COM
edians, and the Merry Andrews of
the ig show arbe described as per-
petually vieing with one another in
originating ne wand laughable bits
of tomfoolery. The old-time clown
appeared alone, and depended to a
great extent upon his individual eff
forts to create merriment for the
audience. Owing to the enormous
size of the Barnuln & Bailey tents.
individual performances have to a
great extent disappeared, and the
leading clowns either have assist
ants, or combine with other fun
makers in producing laughing clown
playlets of distinct originality. For
merly the clown was utilized to a
great extent as "a rester' for the
lady riders; now the Barnum &
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
Are you Suffering
With Catarrh?

The first stage of catarrh is
aused by taking cold. Most peo-
lie pay little attention to a cold.
In a little while case of catarrh Is
the result. Catarrh is a local dis
aae, caused by an Inflammation OF
The mucous membrane of the nasal
and other passages. The nasal
passages being most exposed to the
hanges of the weather are the first
become affected. Each cold
AIKEN aggravates the disease, and it
will be noticed that colds are takn
much more easily as the disease pro-
resses. Soon the accumulation OF
mucous begins to drop into the
throat, then on down into the lungs,
mpregnating both with the disease.
If proper medicines are applied
there is no reason why catarrh cam
not be cured.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

Bailey Glowing has dislnee value
in itself, and in at least one num-
Der, it is announced the entire MP
podrome pavilion is given mp 70
their merry gambols.
Among the big shows merry &
ers are many of International repEl
tation. Spader johnson, who
universally known as the creator q
the clown band, has furnished lier5
riment for audiences all ever the
world; Innocent and Albertino are
two French clowns who are, intro
ducing some novel ideas in aero
batic fun to the American public;
the Brothers Kennard are American
clowns of originality, and Dan Tar
velle, a French clown, utilities q trick
pony in series of funny inteTludess
Ryan, Zorella and Bartlett, TITO Ct
imported laugh-creators Of clever
ness and reputation also contrl21ite
10 tic lighter side Of the circus en-
tertainment, and Steve Miaco g q
fnn-maker of originality.
The general program Of the big
show is also reputed to be except on
ally strong this year. Intense pp5-
lie interest has been aroused in tie
"Dip of Death" startling aerial
automobile act and the Two II-irls
of Terror" in which two dafin
bicyclists turn somersaults on their
wheels in mid-air. There IL
announced, a circus company q 300
performers in program EN-
all the latest things in circu
or; remarkable series o e1
animal acts, new spectacle
sFPeace," and the most compile
logical collection in America
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
IMMORTALITY.
one Theory OF the Condition ThaA
Comes After Death

one Theory of the Condition Eh81
Comes After Death
Our life does not begin with birth,
nor does 1t conclude with death. 1t Il
only a section of the development OK
mankind before and after US. We e1-
Isted before we were born, and we
reap what the factors of our being
have sown. So our life leaves Its after
efects, and they will be what we have
made them.
The truth Is that while there is no
immortality In the sense in which most
religions hold It II we accept their doc
trInes In their literal meaning, condi-
tions in life are such in many respects,
as II these doctrines were true. For,
while our bodily existence is wiped out
with all its physiological functions, the
essential part of our own being (the
thoughts tbemSelves) remain, and thus
our fmmortalIty-not as concrete IN
dividuaI and bodily incarnation, our
our soul, our character. the Impulses
which we have given In life to others
our aspirations and most character
Istic fentures-cnnnot be wiped out
A man who keeps this thought In his
mind. either IntuItIvely by realizing the
power and justice of the religious In
stIuct or by having fathOmed the PROB
lem phFlosophicaHy in its very depths,
VIII not live for the present moment,
but in consideration of the after ef-
fects which his life leaves on the
world. And I would say that one OF
the best tests for right action in crit
Ical situation Is for man to ask MINI
self, IL had passed away from thls
life what would wish that had oone
I'm this emergency? am confident
that the answer given to this question
would help us In the most difficult cir
cumstances to ind the right solution:
pr. Paul Csr.E, Author of The Soul
of Man." 'NJn:neSe Philosophy" ETC.
In MOnIBt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
ADVERTISING.
one OF the Many OIarveIs Of ThiS
PrOEressIve Age.

Progressive Age.
Among the many marvels of this
marvellous age there is none more
striking and none more characteristic
than the art OF advertising as develop
ed in modern times we taIk much
about the wonders of the telephone
and the phonograph, about the aston
fshinc expansion of railroads. and teIeg-
raphy. but here we have an industry
as remarkable for It's extension and as
wide and varied In its applications as
ANYTHING of mans device in any era Of
the worlds history. When there Is
brought into consideration the vast
amount Of money expended in adver-
Using in our day. the novel and In
genius methods employed and the exc
pert skill and artistic talent engaged In
the business. one may begin to realize
what q wide field has been oi;cned here
for some of tie highest and most use
Gul forms of hTn,an endeavor.
With all it's Gbuses-and they are not
a few-it remains true that advertising
Is one of the greatest Of popular edu-
Gators and one Of the chief promoters
of human happiness aud prosperity,
and there are yet many ways IN which
It may he extended to tie stiIl greater
benefit OF the world. No good reason
exists why the churches. the Sunday
schools. the missionary societies and
other agencies of good should not adj
vertise far more than they do and thus
add to the membership and their power
In the community. To set their adj
vantages, aims and benefits before the
public In a proper way and form would
Involve NO loss OF dignity or prestige,
while It would almost certainly widen
their influence.
The time must come. too. when the
absurd code which prohibits physicians
and other professional classes from adj
vertisIng themselves must be abolished
There IL nothing but a sentiment 70
prevent It and a very wenk sentiment
at that. 1t should be NO more mira
dig for a physician or lawyer to seek
patients or clients through the medium
Of print than It Il for teachers, insur-
ance men, real estate dealers or the
members of any other honorable trade
or caIIing.-LesliS's weekly.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
At tuz Grand Wednesday Evening

Buy farm, young man. No mat.
ter how snail It may be. buy a farm
and prepare it 50 that your land VIII
provide you EviaG. Twenty years
from now the uan WHO owns his own
firm viii be independent and VIII
have ut his command the means OF
livelihood The expansion OF manu-
Factures cannot 20 on forever, and
there viii come n day In this country,
~ there has In others. when the sup
Div will exceed the demand and the
only absolutely s-re occupation viii be
farming. Buy a farm while one may
be had.-Troy CISan.) Chief.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
Cured Hay Fever and Summer
Cold.

A. J. Nusbaum, BatesvilIe, Ind,
writes: ''Last year I suffered for
three months with summer cold
so distressing that it interfered with
nv business. I had many of the
symptoms of hay fever, and doc
tors prescription did not reach my
secret which the respectable and
case, and I took several medicines
which seemed to only aggravate my
case. Fortunately 1 insisted upon
having Foley's Honey and Tar in
the yeIlo wpackage, and it quickly
cured me. My wife has since used
FoIey's Honey and Tar with the
same success" Sold by Sturm &
Wilson, druggists
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

Two men have consented to try
and stay the twenty minutes with
Hon Butler, of Wheeling, whom
with Daily, of Pittsburg, is one OF
the added features with the vaude-
Vile bin at the Grand Monday and
no doubt some Of our strong youths
win make him stand up and take
notice as the saying goes. Any
way if a young man at the tln
plate whom some friends are try
mo to get him to go on viii con
sent viii make him hustle along 6
little. Preceding the wrestling is
one Of the strongest bills at the
prices that can be seen anywhere
and no doubt this class of enter
tainment viii become popular
Prices for this engagement, night
Is, 25, 8 5and 90; matinee 10 ane
zoe; no higher.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

Manzan relieves instantly the pain
caused by those blind, bleeding, itch
ing and protruding piles 1t IS
nut up in coIIapsibIe tubes in such
a way that it can be applied where
the trouble originates, thus stopping
the pain Immediately. Try one
bottle and if you are not relieved,
your money viii be refunded. Try
our free offer. Sold by F. G. Bland
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
Aliens Catarrh Gu
VIII Not pisAPP6int You

It has cured thousands of cases
where all other remedies have fail
led. You will know before the first
package is used that it is going TO
cure you.
After using a package, if you are
OF satisfied your money viii be re-
Sold and guaranteed by q. F.
urke, Druggist.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
JUsTUs ICE CREAM.
Safe and reliable, Young's Head
ache Powders, 10c. jan29tt.
.eWATCH FoR THE TIGHT. .

tt is a well known medical fact
that pine resin is most effective in
the treatment of diseases of the
bladder and kidneys. Sufferers from
backache and other troubles due to
faulty action of the kidneys find re-
lief in the use of Pine-ules. S1.OO
buys 80 days treatment. Sold by
II. G.. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
Rome,. TrInmphaI 60.

The triumphai crown OF Rome was
made Of laurel leaves and was given to
the general who achieved great vtctor
~ over an enemy. He entered the city
not by a gate, but over portion Of the
wall which was thrown down to ahord
a passage. at his funeral his laurei
crown was placed IN his bier and
hurled with the body.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
aaTn Cnra 3 Felono

Says Sam Kendall, Of PhiIhpe
burg. Kan, Gust cover it over with
Bucklen's Arnica Salve and the
salye will do the res" ouickest
cure for burns, boils, sores, scalds,
wounds, piles, eczema, salt rheum,
chapped hands, sore feat and sore
eyes. Only csc at F. G. Bland's
drug store. Guaranteed.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
Pleasant little pills that do not
grippe or sicken. Sold by Stone q
A man who is in perfect health,
he can do an honest days work wher
necessary, has much for which he
should be thankful. Mr.. L. Q. Dod,
gers. of Branchton, Pa, writes that
he was not only unable to work, but
he couldn't stoop over to tie his owr
shoes Six bottles of Foley's Kid
new Cure made him a new man: he
saws. HSuccess to Foley's Kidney
Cnra." Sold bv sturm = Wilson
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
II stomach Is weak,

If your stomach IS weak,
If your food distresses you,
If YOU are weak and nervous,
Use DR.. Shops Restorative one
month and see what it does for you.
Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

Originally the word "impeEtinent-
uignIfed merely mot belonging to-
When wycllffe said that there were
many men In this world who We're
i'Inpertinent to earthly lords" ne diu
NOT mean that they were Cheeky" but
merely that they had no masters.
Tben. as used by Shakespeare, inn
nertinent'' came to mean irrelevant"
INST 900 years ago It was defined en
.ignifylng absurd, silly, de
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
rhe Henrt1er. Eaitor.

Assfstant-This poet says that, the
last two verses of his poem may be
omitted IL You think it is desirable.
Editor-I'u do better than that. IN
omit the whole poem. = SomerTtlle
Journal
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

tsWby cid you tell that poet to hitch
his wagon to a starr"
THAT" answered the editor gloom
Ey, 'awas my polite way of saying I
wished he'd get on the earth. '-Ex-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

..Her father and mother both strenu-
uusly object to me-"
"And>th girlT''
''I don't think she'd look ut me ouE
tor that"-Kansas City Independent
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

The camel was The last Of the ami
mails to enter the ark. "EIey. there,
you called Noah. ''get hump on
YOURSELF Then the camel promptly
Fot It's back up. and that's how it hap
Dened-PhiladeIIlllIa Record
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
Stop I'll

A neglected cough or cold may
lead to serious bronchial or lung
roubles. Don't take chances when
feet security from serious effects OF
a cold. Sold by Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

Are YOU troubled with piles? One
of ManZan will give you
immediate relief. Sold by +. g..
Bland.
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10
Hs Got Her.

"oh." she said. your conduct Is
enough to make an angel weep"
at don't see you shedding tear" he
retorted. and his ready wit saved the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

Ineyer before saw such fine little
pictures and such nice card mounts
as you get at the Penny Gallery
across from the Empire Bank build
ing. iseeod
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-10

We have Just received 6nd
OF Portland cement md
of lime and are nov
to supply all our
with the same ct very loN
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-08-02
Dr. pierce's FayOrite Prescription.

Is not a secret or patent medicine, againGt
which the most intelligent people are
quite naturally averse because Of the un-
certainty as TO their harmless character,
but Is medicine OF KNOWN COMPOSITION,
a full list OF all its ingredients being
printed, in plain English, on every bottle
wrapper. An examination of this list OF
ingredients viii disclose the fact that 10
Is nom alcoholic in its composition, chem
ically pure glycerlne taking the place Of
the commonly used alcohol, In its make
up. The NFavorite Prescription" OF DR..
Pierce is In fact the only medicine put up
for the cure OF woman's peculiar weak
nesses and ailments, sold through drug
gists, that does not contain alcohol and
that too IN large quantities. Furthermore,
1t Is the only medicine for woman's special
diseases, the ingredients Of which have
the unanimous endorsement of all the
leading medical writer's and teachers OF
all the several schools OF practice, and
that too as remedies for the ailments for
which EFavorite Prescription is recon-
mended.
A little book OF some Of these endorse
ments win be sent to any address, post
paid, and absolutely free II you request
same by postal card or letter, Of DR.. R.
V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Don't forget that Dr. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription, for woman's weaknesses and
delicate ailments, is not a patent or secret
medicine, being the rFavorite Prescrip-
tion of regularly educated and gradu-
ated physician, engaged In the practice
Of his chosen Specialty-that OF diseases
Of women-thatlts ingredients are printed
IN plain English on every bottle-wrapper;
that it is the only medicine especially de-
signed for the cure of woman's diseases
that contains no alcohol, and the only
one that has professional endorsement
worth more than all the so-called rtesti-
monials" ever published for other med
icines. Send for these endorsepents a.
above. They are free for the asking.
II you suffer from periodical, headache,
backache, dizziness, pain or dragging
down sensation low down In the abdomen,
weak back, have disagreeable and weak
ing, catarrhal, pelvic drain, or are In
distress from being long on your feet, then
you may be sure Of benefit from taking
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
DIR. Pierces Pleasant Pellets the best lay
ativ6 and regulator Of the bowels. They
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
One laxative; two or three cathartic.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-08-02
DOWie aud VOliVa Ousted.

Chicago, July 30.-After months of
struggle the fight between John Alex
ander Dowie, founder of Zion City
and first apostle of the Christian
Catholic church, and Wilbur Voliva,
who usurped his authority, and Over
seer Granger has come to an end, all
three being ousted by Judge Landis.
of the federal court, the people OF
Zion being given self-government.
The fight for the control of Zion
City has been waged long and bitterly
and it is with sigh of relief that the
people who have invested their saw
ings welcome he decision made to.
day at Chicago.
The court deposed Dowie, Vllivs
and Granger and ordered the elet tior
under the Illinois laws, each Zionite
over q voting, for spiritual head.
The temporal and financial affairs
are to be administered by John G.
Hately. who is appointed receiver,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-08-02
Three Thousand Men Needed in Navy.

Washington, July 30. The navy de-
partment finds itself short by about
5000 enlisted men of the needs of the
navy, caused by the building of new
ships, discharges, deaths and other
causes.
The department proposes to have a
big reserve force on hand as easily as
possible, and to this end instructions
have been sent to recruiting officers
everywhere to stir themselves and get
all the good men needed.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-08-02

| have just made up an assortment
of these necessary articles, also have
the material to make them to order.
Experiencehas taught what kind give
the best service, also what to make
them of to prevent warping, checking
or extracting pitch
Yours for anything in the carpen-
teling line.
F. G. COE,
Opposite o. B. Hartley's Res.
Phone 571.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-08-02

foI the nomination. He will doubt
less get all he wants in that line after
the nomination.
After looking over his record, no
one will grumble because President
Roosevelt draws his salary during
his vacation.
Wishing to show himself abreast
OF the latest styles in monarchical
circles, King Alfonso has just had
a cabinet crisis. ~ -,
Let not the owners of the Demo-
cratic party think they will remove
Tom Taggart from the chairmanship
with any thing less than derrick.
II it be true that The j ,panese keep
the Emperor of Korea prisoner in his
own palace, he is in POSITION to
sympathize with the Gear, who
doesn't dare TO walk abroad either.
Doubtless what Harry Ihaw feels
worst, about prison life, is that he
has to keep regular hours.
Mr.. Cleveland will De in the West
on fishing trip when Mr.. Bryan ar
rives in New York. Heretofore Mr..
Bryan has been handicapped because
SO many Democrats put off their
summer fishing until election day.
Senator Bailey has reserved seat
in the Bryan band wagon but Mr..
Hearst and Gov. Folk still seem to
rrefer the exercise of walking.
In Vincennes, Ind, rival ice COM
panies are at war and almost giving
ice away. That is a game of freeze
out" that the consumer can appreci
ate just now.
Mrs. Thaw has announced that she
intends to "tell all" and those of us
who haven't forgotten how, may as
well prepare to blush.
One of the Toledo ice dealers who
got squeezed, is named Lennon.
The addition of few other lngredi-
ents, would now add considerably to
the enjoyment Of the occasion.
Later developments seem to indica-
cate that the heavy Transatlantic
travel is not due so much to foreign
attractions as to home detractions.