The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09

eraIly breaks ms gate. A hunter in the Rocky Mountains lost a hundred pounds of flesh the other l day. He hung 1t outNon tree over- night. Dead men tell no tales bu the wit nesses in the trial do. Yes. Angelica. book maker is a man | who publishes-to the world what an ass the average ''piker" is When a man is caught in a lie he assiduousiy as does the night owl for the key hole when coming home on q jag. A Rose and . Dream. A rose and a. dream make my heart beat true
 The rose is the rose but the dream Is The birds sing songs and the sky turns
 blue
 Because of Rose and a Dream! A rose and dream and a cottage Where love draws the footsteps that For .tis somehow kissed by heavens
 Because of Rose and Dream.
 Every young surgeon hopes to carve
 
 The bull-dog talks with the bark on.
 Every man is an oracle to himself if he isn't to anybody else.
 The trouble with a perpetual motion ma chine is that 1t is perpetualy motionless.
 woman with a long tongue can make short work of ones reputation
 No. Angelica, a man isn't hanging out the wash when he is three sheets in the wind. Fools rush in where angels get their tick cts in advance.
 Its a poor fool that won't work both ways. A lot of people use a church pew as a shield with which they try to ward off the arrows of suspicion.
 Many a man gets stuck up over few Truth hurts the person about whom 1t Is told; lie hurts the person who tells 1t in wardly and him who it is aimed at outward ly
 siiencce gives consent fin some cases but in most it comes nearer being e snub.
 Riggs: Have I driven that into your head Jiggs: Yes: another lie nailed
 Friend: Your daughter has a high voice Farmer Corncob Yep: yed think so if you could seen the bill for tuition.
 Heart of Mine. Heart of mine your cheek of red Makes the rose but bow its head. Acknowledging its beauty fled
 Heart of mine! Heart of mine the deep blue sky Across its face the clouds draws by, Because less blue. dear. than your eye
 Heart of mine. Heart of mine. the brook does wrong To gurgle as 1t flows along Your laugh is sweeter than it's song
 Heart of mine Its an extraordinary man who can keep cool when his house is on fire. A man takes a bracer and then gets limp. | The average woman doesn't go into busi- l ness because she is so much engaged in at | tending to other peoples.
  after marriage that the wings of love are | clipped. A man sees the most things when he is | blind drunk. It isn't hard to furnish the room for sus- | picion.
 It is always advisable to have a handsome | college building in ones town. There should | Hn rAA xAo There is a time for all things and a thing for all times.
 When a man gets married and wants to go out he uses the ''club" to beat abound | the bushes. On sunny days a man sometimes thinks | of the soul of his body and rainy days of the sole of his shoe. Even the worm will turn these days on the end of the little hook. Miss Antique: Can you suggest an approp- riate name for our new woman's club? MT. Grouchy:Whats the matter with the Paint and Powder Club" You say you were moved by his words? Yes he said ''step lively, please" Her complexion always looks so nice and fresh. Yes; her husband Is a druggist Pride goeth before fall but he siveth no warning. woman Is like a fresh wound-needs to | be we'll dressed or there's trouble.
 
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