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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
Czy cheese I'VE d}ug0?

Jakkolwiek Mkt ME pragna4by
dozyG wieku Metuzala, to jednab
cd czasu, gdy De Soto bezowo ,nie
poszukiwa} ,,Fontanny M}odosci'',
by4o. pragnieniem kazdego, zblizaja
cego sic do kresu zycia. Mona to
uczynic, jezeli sic po}aczy regular
ny spos6b zycia z Severy Balsamcm
Zycia. Przez 95 lat lekarstwo to
leczy{o zatwardzenie, dyspepsye j
niemoc og6lna i przywrdci}o zdro-
vie i silly s}abym i schorowanym.
Severy Balsam Zycia jest prawdzi
wynn Ellksirem - ma dowod zapy-
tajcie w%szystkich, kt6rzy 60 uzywa-
Ii. Reguluje on nieporzadki trawie-
MIA, dale dobry apetyt i oczywi
scie przedluza zycie Cena 75c. Do
stahcie go dis cd swego aptekarza
Tub cd w. F.. Severa Co. Cedar
Rapids, Iowa.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
M6Wiace pOczt6Wki.

Poczt6wki m6wiace So O..
statnia %nowoscia W zakresie
modnych kart correspondent
cyjnych. Zwyk}a poczt6wke
ilustrowana pokrywa z wierz-
chu masa, ma kt6rej gramo-
fon rytuje swe Shady. Chcac
wys}ac karte, wrzuca sic do
otworu aparatu monete, a
potem m6wi do odbiornika.
Karta z%apisana wypada z Cd
powiednego otworu i Jest
wysiana, jake zwyk}a karta
pocztowa. Adresat wk}ada
karte do miniaturowego gra-
mofonu, nastawia sztyft,
pUszcza aparat W ruch j daja
sic slyszec dok}adnie Wyra-
zy odpowiadajace. Masa ma
kartach jest tax wytrwa1a, re
jej ME niszcza ami pieczecie
pocztowe, ami zginsnie rog6w.
ami nawet zwiniecie prze2
pol. Mafy %gramofon kosztu'
je' kilkanascie marek. CO
prawda = zachodu sporo, a
le i wrazenie wielkie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
UWieziOny mOrderca

Waleryi Dudziak6wnej, Olej.
niczak, przyznal sic do why
Zbrodniarz mad ofiara swojs
pastwl sic v zwierzecy spo'
sob. Prey ogledzinach zwlok
znaleziono W samem sercu
az 4 rany, nadto, Gale piersi
|poklute byly nozem, a gar
do przeciete az do kregos}u-
pa. Olejniczak twierdzi, re
.przy spelnieniu tel ohydnej
zbrodni byl zupelnie pijany.
Me wiele mu to pomoze. Po-
WOODEN zbfodni mialo bye to,
re D. grozila 0. skarga, jeze-
Ii sic z MIA ME ozeni. Zabita
ME cieszyia sic dobra s1awa,
poniewaz p%rowadzila ona ~
Gle bardzo rozwiozle j by}a
matka kilkorga dzieci.
Oleiniczaka sadzic beda juz
podczas przyszlych. sad6w
przysieg}ych, kt6re sic wkr6t-
ce odbeda.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
exkursyjoe do jezio-
ra Washington. (St. Peter
Eagle, iKasota(

2 Wlnony W pia,ki i soboty do Ia
sofa pc 81 10 do St. Peter pc
81 Is do Eagle Lake pc 1915 "a
tykiet zwrotny, wszystkie z ogranl
czeniem do powrotu az DO nastep-
nego wtorku do Kasota po St.
Sc SIS do st, Peter pc Sc IS do
Eagle Lake pc SIS 90 "a tykiet
zwrotny dziennie, z okresem czasu
do powrotu " przeciagu trzydzie-
stu ani. Kow:enie czarnych okunl
i szczupaki jest specyalnie dobrem
" tym pieknym jeziorze, a usfuga
ola rybakow z obfita liczba czoIen
j. t. d. 81 gotone Modne huoteIe j
inne przyJemnosci vzdfnz j%eziora
2 parowym etatkiem dopelnia
przyjemnofci Pc bllzszee informa-
eye zglos'c sic do agentow kolei
Chicago d NorthSWestern
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
gzegO pOtrzebujemlll.y?

Jezei narod jakikolWiek
pragniez ajae Wysokie stano,
Wisko " tym sWiecie, stale
sie koniecznie potrzeb1lnl1eemr1'
ola jednnostek ska.
ldajacyeh harody, BY sic sta
ly slime, energiczne Wytar-
vale, co macy, &c kaz1 "a.
|jsdnostka musi wykonae swaa
czesG oboWiazku j musi Wv
ksztalcit dzieci " tym samym
|duchu. Jestto naszym obo
wiazkiem dac dosye pozyWie-
MIA cialu, DO ono Jest funda-
mentem, podstaWa silly j q
nergii, anie ma lepszej pod
stawy, iaka dale uzyWanie
Amerykanskiego Eliksiru.
.Gorzkiego Wilma. Jezeli uzy-
tenn zostanie zaraz przy Okla
zaniu sic zaniku silly kt6re-
gokolwiek z organ6W Tub gdY]
kt6ry 2 Mich przestaje pra-
cowac MONA bye pewnym,
se kordyal ten pomoze. Jest
to naturalne, fanilijne lekar-
stwo, kt6rego dobroczynny
rozplyw ma zo1adek i wnetrz-
nosci nigdy ME zostai pre-
wyzszonym przez jakiekol-
inne lekarstwa. Odm}a-
dza krew i rozprowadza ia po
calem ciele; wlewa nova si1e
W muszku}y, dale pozywienie
i nerwom. Takiemi
So naturalne wyniki dobrze
strawionego pokarmu. Wei
wszystkich wypadkach DOLE
utraty apetytu i O.
Trinera Amery-
ka6ski Eliksir Gorzkiego Wi
ma jest jedynem n%iezawod-
nem lekarstwem. Do dosta-
MIA W aptekach lub u fabry-
kanta JOS. Triner, 1919 So.
Ave, Chicago, Ill.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
Brutalne tOrturoWanie.

Przypadek zostal wyjasniony, ze
upal niemifosie1nle meczarniie pc.
dobno nigdy ME moga bye zr66wna-
ne Jozef Golobiek Colusa, Calf.
pisze: Przez IS lat cierpia1em ME.
znosny Dol 2 reumatyzmu, q ME e
dnakh ME ne 3ssplrawialo mi ulgi. Pro
bowalem Wszystkiego com tylkc
wziiee'dlziaf. Sprobowalem Electric Bi-
tiers, ktore Jest najslaw1niejjszem,
l lelhsadlsr Y sHiecie ma te dolegli
wosc.. KEliIlka butelek wziafem j wy
leczyio mnie kompletnie. Jest tez
|doobre ma oraz8na ogolne oslabieniie
ITYlko BOO. Jako skuteczne ewaran.
ltujje N. J. Observation-Disclosures 81.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12

listen: ,~Niezr6Wnany pre-
ciwnikuI Zgodnie y zadanieemrr'.
tWojem, dziekuje, zes police
koWal mnie listoWnie, klade
tez listownie pana trrupemn
szesciu kalami mojegoreWol
weru. Prosze uWazaG sie "a
zabitegoo pc przeczytaniute-
go listu. Klaniam sic trupoWNi
panskiemu".
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
Pojedynek przez pOczte.

Redaktor naczelny pewne-
go dziennika rzymskiego o.
trzymaf W tych dniach list
nastepujacy: Panic! Me POI
sy1a sic swiadk6w takiemu
galganowi, jak pan. Prosze
vice sic uWazac "a obitego v
oba policzki przezemnie, O.
raz bye wdziecznym, ze ME
uzy1em do tego laski". Re-
daktor ~odpoWiedzial r6Wniez
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
CIEKAWE RZECZY
OkrOpna scena stracenia,

9 powodu stracenia " Ry
DE osmiu skazahc6w, pomi,
mo protestu Dumy, pewter
Francuz, byly attache przy
prezydencie Faure, podaie "
,,Siowie" petersburskiem o.
pis faktu, jakiego byl swiad.
klein naocznym. Gdy miesz-
ka}em W Rydze opowiada
attaehe - widzialem 2 okna,
jak ma stracenie %prowadzo-
no Is letniego chlopca r6-
wie6niczke jego, dziewczynke
pod eskodra szwadronu dra-
gan6w. SERGE, nieprzywyk}e
do widok6w krwawych ma
wojnie, zadrzalo i niewytrzy-
malo: oboje z iona za}kali-
6my, jak male dzieci, widzac
make obojga, bezprzytomna
W rozpaczy, >kt6ra odprowa-
dza}a swe dzieci ma mieisce
stracenia. P}aka}y r6Wniez
t}umy ludu, kt6re towarzy-
szy}y temu strasznemu POI
chodowi. Dzieci tracono "a
jakies przestepstwo politycz-
ne. Doniesiono mi nastepnie,
re chlopiec umarl, jak boha--
ter. Poclesza1 make, m6wiac
re idzie do swego ukochane~
go OLGA, 2 kt6rym zobaczy'
sic nied}ugo. Jak wielka VIA
re mia} ten chfopiec W zycie
pozagrobowe! Gdy zo1nierze
~zawiazali mt oczy, zerwal o.
paske, m6wiac, re ludzie
uczc;wi patrza smia}o smier-
ci W oczy! Dziewczynka pre-
ciwnie, ba}a sic smierci i
bronila sic, jak mog}a zo}-
nierzom, kt6rzy usi}owali ia
z~wiazae.... Czyz prawo W Ro-
syi - dodaje Francuz - jest
o lyle surowe, re pozwala
TRAGIC IS letnie dzieci? Re.
dakcya ,,S}owa" dodaje cd
siebie: ,,Niestety W Rosyi
prawo juz ME istnieje, jest
tylko kraj nieszczesliwy, pc
kt6rym kroczy ,,bat" ekspe-
dycyj karnych".
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
q g1Odu Omdla1

W tych dniach W Kopenha.
DE ma ulicy 36-letni dr.. Hol.
ger Meinck, bedacy be-
praktyki i srodk6w utrzyma.
MIA. Przez pewien czas mia]
on przystep do zak}adu be-
zajecia b~edacych, Pc przepi.
sanym czasie pobytu, Emu
szonym byl jednak 6w "a
k1ad opusci6.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-12
Giupich ME sieia, sanli sic
... rOdza.

Giupich ME sieia, sami sic
rOdza.
Przys1owie to przypomina
sic, gdy sic czyta O tenn, co
sic tn W okolicy Ko6cierzy-
ne niedawno przytrafi}o. Otto
zjawia sic tn W okolicy nagle
|jakiS wspania}y pan, pred
stawia sic jake baron Run
kol i kupuje majatek szla-
check Stezyce. Kupno "a
warto wobec notaryusza j
,,pan baron Runkel" ucho-
dill "a upieczonego dziedzi-
ca. Znalezli sic zaraz ludzie,
kt6rzy przedstawili sic ,,panu
barcnowi", azebv uzyskac je-
go wzgledy / mice p~ierWszeh-
stwo PREY ,,geszeftach" Han
dlarz byd}a niejaki Kresin
pozyczy} dziedzicowi 1900
NIX. i zacieral rece, DO mu
baron Runkel przyrzek}
sprzedac wszelki zywy in
wetarz, azeby jak m6wi}
- s%prowadzic nastepnie by
dlo rasowe z Bawaryi. Co
scinny Bongs W Stezycy u
wazal sobie "a zaszczyt wy
stawiac ,,panu baronowi" SUI
|te obiady ] najlepsze piecze-
ME, ME pytajac Q to, cry pan
ten zap1aci "a jad1o. z Bawa-
ryi n~asprowadzal ,,pan ba-
ron" mn6stwo> bydfa, po-
sprzedaWa} je nastepnie, scho-
wal pieniadze do kieszeni, a
gdy widzial, re ludzie mogli-
by sic nareszcie poznae IA
MIN, czmychnaf bez wiesci.
Wszystkkim sic oezy otworzy-
", ale zap6zno. Pan baron
lRunkel' byl sobie pospoli-
tym oszustem, jakich jest IA
|sWiecie DUO i nazYwa sic
Rudolph. P~rzytrzymano sc
Nv Kartuzach. P6jdzie do ko-
" ma dluzszy czas. Bedzie
tam rozmysliwal mad zniko-
moscia rzeezy ludzkich, .
Wykpieni przez niego ludzie
NIGGA sobie powiedziec " DID.
sly: glupieh ME sieja, SAM
sic rodza.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
Relics From the Past

CHIRAZ, for more than a thousand years
~ the capital of ancient Persia has pro-
duced some of the most famous carpets
of antiquity. Its focks feed at an altitude
of four thousand feet above the sea, and
the white wool is handled by masters
of the art. A characteristic design has
three medallions on a field of dark blue,
which is partially covered with small pat
terms, including birds as well as flowers
Rugs woven in Mcshed are the finest
of any in the khorasan district, some of
them comparing favorably with those Of
Tabriz. Rich in color and lustrous in
effect, they carry in pattern the river
loop on a large scale or they may have
a peculiar cone-shaped figure all over the
center. Like the Kirmanshahs, the pre-
vailing tints are delicate shades of pink
and blue combined with old IVORY white
The Herat carpets are closely wrought
but the wool IS SO fine that they are very
soft in texture. The color combination
has enjoyed the highest favor among
native masters, Wills n material DIVES
and workmanship they void high rank
In pattern they rcscmbl the Feraghans.
having the same floral designs. although
the waving lines in the border are differ
emily arranged.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24

being the headquarters of a European
firm controlling a large part of the busi
ness IN this section; expert weaVers are
furnished with materials and given steady
employment. Although some individual
ity of design is thus lost, Sultanbad fab
rics retain their Orientalism, the original
Iranian ideas being faithfully carried out
Saraband lies just south of Feraghan.
Its carpets belong to the same general
class. The fields are the same, but may
be covered with the pear pattern, the stems
being turned in opposite directions in al
ternate rows. The entire rug however
IS sometimes found in soft tones of red.
Kermanieh fabrics include the product
of a large portion of Southern Persia
The wool comes from flocks which find
pasturage on the shores of Lake Niris.
The famous feeces of Kirman and some
peculiar property of the water make
possible brilliant purity of coloring un-
attainable in the north. The work is very
fine, some of the rugs having six hundred
knots to the square inch. The weavers
use bold design of flowers upon a ground
of soft gray. There may be vases filled
with red roses, or only punches of the
favorite blossom. The border often has
a golden-yellow background upon which
small flowers are scattered.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
Some Kirman Rugs

A ZERBAl IAN IS the most northern dis
\ trict of Persia, and the great distrib
uting center is Tabriz. The representative
type OF Tabriz often bears in western
markets the name of Kirmanshah. Some
OF them surpass the present products of
Kirman in richness of color as well
as fineness of texture They show care
full Workmanship, loyal adherence to
textile rules, with strong cOlOrs of native
DIVES, but while new they lack the mellow
richness which characteriZes some other
makes.
Herez rugs are also made in this dis
trict. and the best of them are faithfully
wrought an- honestly colored. \ promi
nent type is OF soft ivory white with deep
borders in various shades.
Kurdistan fabrics are among the best
that come to us Warburton describes the
pasturage there as a mass OF sweet
scented flowers, and it seems to have
some quality which makes the tieeces Of
the lambs peculiarly fine and soft, riValing
those of Kirman, while the pile exceeds
that celebrated product. The coloring
is rare: even the deep translucent blue
which IS confesscdly lost III other provinces
may sometimes be found in a carpet from
kurdistan.
This district includes Selma, a city in
the highlands near the Turkish border.
is rugs are of fine quality, with charac
tlristic design, the entire field being
covered with small figures. \ few Of
them. however. have the loop pattern
wrought on a large scale. hall dozen
of them perhaps covering the whole sur
face.
Kirmanshah fabrics are included in the
output OF kurdis1an and are master
pieces of Persian veavers. The wool used
for Tor The nap IS 50 fine that with use it
becomes almost as soft as a silken rug.
The color effect is light, with delicate
shades of pink, green, and blue on
field of soft ivory white. Antique kir-
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
Weavers' Self-Sacrihce

GONE Of the samples are grown in the
~ little gardens but the patient na-
tire- also Climb far-away mountains or eX-
-..ore the rank vegetation OF the valleys IN
search 0f roots and vines. OF berries and
shrubs winch produce the wonderful
shades They use rnadder and indigo,
r1;nerIc and saffron blossoms, they
gather th.slles. capers, and ivy, the buck
tlOrn, mulberry. and myrtle trees give
ri Their store. campeche and brazil wood
.leld Their bark 10 be combined with
Persian berries and the blood OF the
grape The kermes. an insect found upon
The oak trees along the shores OF the
Mediterranean, gives a rare Carnlne- Whlle
q delicate pink comes from the hchens
srhIch grow on The rocks around the
Eastern seas
The weavers frames are often very rude,
perhaps only q stick placed between the
rrongs of TWO upright supp orts. with
either weights Or another stick At the
bottom of The warp hereon the wool IS
--ei But here sit the dusI,v weavers.
some Of them little children. under whose
hands the strange patterns grow, and the
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24

square inch. The Persian rule for testing
Is the laying of the thumb upon the edge,
and then counting the knots which have
been covered. There may be only a
hundred, or there may be five hundred
and in some of the pieces found in mu-
seums there are a thousand or more.
Both design and color scheme as well
as workmanship indicate the locality
whence the product comes. The large
districts include not only the weaves
OF the provinces within their borders,
but also those which are SO near that the
fabrics are brought to them for sale.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
p E r S A II r u G S
By Eliza tn A. Reed

soft colors come out in all their mellow
richness. The lower border comes first
from the patient hands, then medallions
are formed in geometrical designs, beau
tiful as the windows of some great cathe-
dral, or perhaP1 flowers with delicate
vines, or all together woven into picture
with velvet finish.
Counterfeits and humbugs, some of
them Surely yes. He who thinks that
the willy Oriental is one whit behind the
most subtle of humanity is greatly mis-
taken. Aniline dyes have been smuggled
into the sacred precincts of Persian manu-
facture, and he who buys even an eX-
pensive rug must beware of the colors,
especially of a vivid orange or new shade
OF magenta. Otherwise, a single figure
may decay before his eyes, while the yarn
OF other colors retains its wearing quail
ties into extreme old age.
The new dyes are very seductive in
color and price; but the Shah sent forth
his unyielding decree, prescription was
ordered, and thousands of pounds of the
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
Every Boy
liSten!

We want to say a few
\ plain, honest things to
| you, if you are between,
say, twelve and sixteen
years old.
Only one boy out of a
great many boys ever
amounts to anything of
consequence.
The other boys are
| proud of being rough.
They think they will be
"dudes" if they keep
tn e mselves cleanly
w h ed and neatly
dressed. They do not
love clean, healthy out
door games and sport,
and plenty of it. They
like better to loaf on
street corners and brag
about what they will do
when they are men.
Th e 60 h er boys"
when they grow up to
be men, will, nine times
out Of ten, be working
for some other man.
They will be cheap men,
who can only make a
living" by hiring out to
some other man.
Our advice is: Take part of the
time-not all, by any means
for something that will fit you to
be that other man when you grow
up. Start now to train yourself to
be the man who hires men. Don't
grow up to be one of the hired
men.
We want you to work for THE
SATURDAY EVENING PosT and
The LADIES' HOME JOURNAL.
The commissions are large, and
so are the prizes. Some boys on
our staff have won as much as
$500. You can take your own
time for il and still earn money
easily. Other boys have done il;
so can you.
Write to us and we will tell YOU
how some of them did it. Then
YOU can do as they did and earn
and win as much.
The CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24

0HE tapestries and richly embroidered
stulis OF the East were made in the
land OF Chaldea before the Lady
Kingdoms Was founded, or Nineveh,
that great CITY" had entered the mind
o.. man. The carpets Of Persia had their
innings here, as Well as her art and
.-r literature.
To The silent weavers the rugs are al
avs telling the story OF space and
e--uty and beauty-of the heeting
arld and its vanity In the natural
.v-ers Of Persia the significance seems to
-low that OF their colors. Synbology
.--ears 10 have originated in Chaldea,
ma passed thence to Egypt, India, and
PERSIA Certain II IS that many a rug IS
.~-ee-ued SO sacred in its types that the
--Ee-eut native viii not profane 1t by
u sclng his loot thereon.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
Device of the Pear

B 't1E GCNlcc OF me pear i alSO Cstlleu ll4S
loop. the palm leaf. or the crown
-.yel. 1t IS distinctly Persian, having
--inated in the old davs OF the Iranian
.uasties. Il Is called the loop by those
lo contend that II represents the loop
the Indus lone OF the sacred rivers
- India) which IS formed on the vast
rlain IN upper Cashmere. This figure is
seen from the mosque TO which thousands
u natives still make their pilgrim
age L is called the palm leaf by those
Who sec IN II q symbol OF HE.
Theimperial commissioner Tor Persia
the Worlds Fair in 1898 said that
th15 figure represented the principal
.-na-uent OF the old Iranian crown
that the great jewel was composite. :
e-r-sirling MANY precious stones. and
seen rom different sides II flashed back f
The IRE OF ruby, amethyst, and emer- :
ald. Of topaz. sapphire, and diamonds. e
Another historic design IS the con
z-r-ionalized lotus blossom. which sig
-1lrles immortality now as il did IN Baby
lrnia AsSyrIa. PheniCia, and the land OF
The Hittites \ figure frequently found
Is The swastika. also a mark found in the
American Southwest. which IS a charm
frInglng good health and long life, good
fortune in many ways, especially riches.
Patterns which are named 1or Shah
Abbas are floral in their character, the
flowers being laid on IN strong shades OF
red. yellow. and blue, with only slight con
Meeting vines. Old fragments OF Abbas
rugs worn 10 the woof still display strong
traces OF their wealth Of color.
The wonderful tints OF the Persian car
pets. with all their quiet richness, were and
are tribal secrets-nay, they have often
been individual secrets, never committed
- writing. but iealouslV guarded, and thus
handed down from father TO son. In this
way some OF the most valuable formula
have been lost, perhaps never to be re-
discovered.
one reason why the colors cannot be
Exactly reproduced outside the land OF
enchantnnent is because much OF the effect
# some OF them depends upon the water
which Is used IN preparing the dye. The
Unknown chemicals are recognized only
tv results. and whenever a stream has
been discovered where runs the magical
water its banks have been lined with
Establishments more OF less rude for the
manufacture Of dyes.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24

manshah carpets have been sold for
thirteen thousand dollars and upward.
The Sarakhs are the genuine Lules, and
also belong to the same grand division.
They are noted for strong colors and
vivid effects, but the tints are few. \
scroll pattern is sometimes used, but pure
Persian originality is shown in all their
designs, which may include medallions
in varied shape and arrangement.
The antiques of the Feraghan fabrics
represent skilful workmanship, some of
them being among the finest of the old
lranian weaves. The type is distinct,
the color of the background being usually
of dark blue, although it is sometimes a
soft shade of red or old ivory white The
design is often in rOsettes and long leaves
medallion may be set in the field with
corresponding corner pieces. There are
few borders, but sometimes one will be
found which is covered at spaces of about
six inches with Persian vases. The
modern rugs of this class, however, do not
maintain the old standards of excellence
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24

minerals were pub
licly burned. Still,
1t is we'll to beware.
The fneness of a
rug is determined by
the number of knots
that are found to the
The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-08-11
Mavournin.


IT'S the divls own quandary OF am in, SPOTS
dear. an to whom can turn in me daylimmer
but to you, me frin' who mannys the tonne have
come to me rayscue phin OF roamed the stnrates
Nv Tallahassee unable to lowkate the dough DaS
th0t is 80 aisy for thin plants MKT but so TURF
BILE abusive to thin phat's not.
Here's how the puzzle box opens up to me tnts
Aughust marnin' In me dear ovid Oiland phin vi
am jst afther radin me mail thot the latest stame
greyhound do be afther bringin' me from across
tho pond.
BY Their powers, but the randydates for Cover.
nor musht nov plucked the tail fthers ouwt Nv
the whole covey Of early bnrr.ds, judgin' by thu
number thot's alriddy out for this Job. Tin Nv
thin, no less, how written to me askin' fer me In
fuence an support; an am jist afther raycivia
personal call from Gineral Albert Gillchreest
who as yer know Is travn abroad, solictin
thot same So much how Oh been disturbed by
the perpixity Of the unusual situashun thot Oh
absintmindedly rayfused the loan w swim dollars
which same Albert was afther offerin' me; a
thing Oh niver how done since the good auld days
In the Call-Chipley Sinitoria fight, phin money
was SO plentiful thot We used tin dollar bills to
wrap our chewin' tobacco UP In.
The cause Nv me mental disturbance which OF
tell We Is so great that three toimes no liss, IN
wan day Oh caught mesilf on me way to ask fer
job Nv WORKMAN by the blissid intervintion "
the Saints raymimbered me pledge jst In tonne
ter save meslf and Oh would not how dared to look
mesilf again In the face II Oh had succeeded In
caryin' out me desprate impulse; phat's distract
In me. Oh say, Is tryin to pick the Goobernayto-
rial candidate out Of the bunch that will hOy
THE BIGGEST DOUGH BAG BEHIND HIM. be-
fore commit mesilf.
OF hear thot Gineral Albert has made a go"l
big bunch Nv money out Nv land specuayshun3
but barrin the turnin loose iv few small coins
fer the purchis Nv some candy fer the school
childer Oh how not raymarked thot he has chang
ed from his tight wad proclivitays thot he dis
played In ahl their muscular actvitys durn' the
last sission.
Plat OF want you to do fer me Is to find out
which candydate fer Governor will go to the post
with the most East Coast money on him. Thots
the boy which will rayceive me loyal, enthoosia,.
tic support. Oh know not who the others may be
fer, but as fer me, Ohm fer HIM For well do We