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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
NOT MEANT FOR DIVER.
Nature Seemingly Had Neglected to
Fit Young scotchman for Pro-
fession He Desired.

Not all men are fitted for all things
The fact that an individual shines IL
one profession is no proof that he
may adopt any career with equal sue.
cess. Rob, whose adventures are re.
corded in Mr., Whitmarsh's THE
Worlds Rough Hand" was a good
fellow, and doubtless played his part
in the world with credit to himself
but he was not born to be a diver
as his experiences show. One OF the
greatest dangers in diving is that Of
panic.
The quality diver needs more thar
any other is presence OF mind. A
young Scotchman, six feet tall. by
the name of Rob, applied to me for
a position as diver. He had sweet.
heart at home, and. tempted by the
high wages. was anxious TO learn the
business. One time, when work was
slack. let him go down,
told him infinitely how to manage
screwed on his face glass and sent
him under. felt him land on the
bottom and signal that all was right
Then he walked away from the boat
paying out most Of the line. After a
little he stopped. l imagined him
resting, and thought he was doing re.
markably well.
All at once I noticed dark blad.
der-like object floating at some dis.
lance from the boat. At first
thought II was turtle. Sometime
made me look at II more carefully
and then began to haul the line In
The turtle" was Rob. AS he drew
nearer we could hear him screaming
his loudest inside the swollen dress.
I got him alongside, unscrewed the
escape-valve, and hauled him on deck
All the time he was crying: LET
me out!" f.
When Rob came to his senses. we
learned that he had become fright
ened lest his dress should burst, and
had screwed the escape-valye the
wrong way. keeping In the air instead
OF letting II escape. He lost his pres
ence of mind altogether, and fell
down. The confined air accumulated
in the bulklest part of the dress and
doated him. ~.
The second attempt Rob made as
a diver nearly cost him his life. HC
made the very same mistake with the
valve. Then, crazed by fear, he be
gan to unscrew his face glass. For,
tunately for his sweetheart, he lost
consciousness before he got II OF. III.
was delirious for some hours after
| ua had haulpd him nm We decided
he was not 1T for diver. and thai
his road to fortune lay in some Other
direction Companion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
SIXTY CENTS a DAY.
Women Workers in Feather and Ar
tifcial Flower Trades in Paris
Live on That Sum.

How to live on 60 cents o day Is
problem which the Paris syndicate
OF women workers In the feather and
artificial flower trades solves. or at
tempts to solve. The problem Is also
one which thousands of girls or wom-
en- In Paris have to face somehow.
In the trades mentioned so cents a
day is the average pay. The budget
drawn up by the union is a pathetic
miracle of thriftiness II contains
over so items of expenditure and ac-
counts for every penny Rent heads
the list and is down for $50 a year.
Heating costs 81 month for six
months Of the year and lighting $500
Tor the whole twelve months. Elk
penses for meals are. breakfast. IA
cents a day; luncheons. s cents; din.
ners. 6 cents. Clothes includes two
pairs of boots. So; one pair Of sum.
mer shoes, ITO save the boots &c
cents; soling and heeling, $1.60 0
year; two blouses at 35 cents each
two dresses at $3.50 each. three petit
coats, s2.25. ttl
oohV lttihS diO PVtuihoity P"shSss~
Matches, cent month; pen, ink and
paper, 10 cents a year; hostages. 81
cents a year: receipt stamps for quar-
terly rents, cents: concierge's annual
tip, 81; needles, thread, etc. for mend
ing, SO; four baths q year, 80 cents;
household expenses, 1915; watching
$1O.75.
The grand total shows balance on
the right side of about 81 annually
This has to cover all extras, such a.
omnibus fares, which are not included
IN the estimate. This budget has been
drawn up by the syndicate for the
benefit OF those Of It's members who
find a difficulty in making both ends
meet. One wonders how many ever
manage to balance such budget
which, by the way. makes no provi'
sion for illness.
Recently Batignolles. landlord died
leaving a will, by which he exempted
all his tenants from quarters rent
and bequeathed a sum of $4,000 FOL
distribution among the caretakers OF
his houses and those occupants OF the
same who happened to be pressed fol
money at the time Of his demise
Another landlord has now died, leav
ing a larger sum to his dependent!
than the Batignolles man.
He lived at Auteil. where he owned
an extensive house, occupied by man!
tenants. To the caretakers concierge
of this establishment the Auteil land
lord left in his will 100000. The!
are to have and to hold this money OF
condition that they remain honest ant
charitable people. sH
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
BY THE GENTLE cYN1c.
oratory Is merely talk with frocl

oratory Is merely talk with frock
coat on. ,sls.. aset
It's a poor fool that can't be worked
both ways.
IL at first you don't succeed, do It
over but don't overdo II.
The fellow who falls in love at first
sight deserves another look
Putting up sign Post No Bills"
won't keep them from coming through
the mails.
What is the good OF q cookbook
when Il doesn't tell US how to keep
a cook?
The choir may sing Peace on
Earth but that doesn't mean peace
in the choir.
God created the first woman, but the
devil was hanging around and stole
the pattern. aat
Some men are born great. some
shrink. and others never find out how
small they really are.
A girls first proposal always con-
vinces her that 1t will be necessary to
establish waiting list.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
OUTDOOR LIFE
4 will Not Offset the Ill Effects Of Coffee
\ When One Cannot Digest It.
A farmer says.

1T was not from liquor or tobacco
that for ten years or more l suffered
from dyspepsia and stomach trouble,
they were caused by the use of coffee
until got so bad had to give up
coffee entirely and almost give up eat.
ing. There were times when l could
eat only boiled milk and bread and
when.I went to the field to work /
had to take some bread and butter
along to give me strength.
IL doctored with doctors and took.
almost everything l could get for, my
stomach In the way Of medicine. but
II got any better 1t only lasted lit
tie while until was almost a walking
skeleton. -.... r..
zone day I read an ad for Postum
and told my wife l would try 1t, and
as to the following facts will make
affidavit before any judge:'
II quit coffee entirely and used
Postum In its place. l have regained
my health entirely and can eat any
thing that is cooked to eat have
increased In weight until now | weigh
more than / ever did; have not
taken any medicine for my stomach
since. began using Postum. Why, l
.balieye Postum will almost digest an
IRON wedge. r.. sf
my family would stick to coffee at
first, but they saw the effects 1t had
on me, and when they were feeling
bad they began to use Postum. one at
a time, until now we all use Postum
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich. .as. wa Fr
Ten days trial Of Postum In place
OF coffee proves the truth, an easy and
pleasant way. There's a reason" -
Look In pkgs. for copy OF, the IA
nous little book. "The Road to Well
willie" SOFA
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
Nnl0M%Rn Wheat, 90 bushels per aero
Catalogue and samples TREE
~ ~ II ssssr Seed u. De. " x. LsCrssss.wis.
ALL TRUE.

Too many bills are apt to make q
man feel bilious.
The fools are not all dead. In fact,
Q lot of them haven't been born.
Joy cometh in the morning-unless
you've been making night Of 1t.
It's q mistake to marry too young.
but it's a mistake that isn't repeated.
A woman is never quite happy with
. man who refuses to argue with her.
Many an unsuccessful man would
rather preserve his dignity than
II is better to have too little con.
ndence in yourself than too much In
others.
We are told that love levels all
things. but often II seems like an up
hill fight.
To indulge in the things we can't
afford is the average mans Idea OF
pleasure.
Life is like game Of cards, In
which a good deal depends upon 9
good deal.
The fellow who is always under 6
cloud reminds me Of nothing SO much
as a borrowed umbrella. ~
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

constant flow or urine kept my system
depleted, causing nervous chills and
night sweats. After trying seven diff
ferent climates and using all kinds of
medicines, had the good fortune to
hear Of Doan's Kidney Pills. This
remedy has cured me. am as well to-
day as was twenty years ago, and my
oyesight is perfect"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., BUFFALO, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
Miss Moudp Morris


They do not realize that the back "a
the handspring of woman's organism.
and quickly indicates by aching a dis
eased condition of the female organ.
or kidneys, and that the aches and
pains will continue until the cause ID
removed. ~,
=, Lydia H. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound has been for many years the
one and only effective remedy in suct
cases. 1t speedily cures female an6
kidney disorders and restores the fe
male organs to healthy condition.
:" l have suffered with female troubles foi
over two years, suffering intense pain each
month, my back ached until It seemed AZ
though IL would break. and felt 30 weak al
over that l did not find strength to attend to
my work but had to stay in bed a large part
of the FIRST two or three days every month.
would have sleepless nights, bad dreams and
severe headaches. All this undermined my
health. ar#s .r
ave consulted an old family physician. who
advised that try Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. Ibegan taking 1t regularly
and soon found that could sleep and eat
better than had done for months. Within
two months became regular and / no longer
suffer from backache or pain. Maude
Morris, Sec Ladies' Aid and Mission Society,
IS Z. Hunter st., Atlanta, Ga.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
BAD COMPlryIG..S
DEPRIVED Blood Causes Pimp,es anS
Boiis-Dr. Williams Pink Pile
Make New Blood and
H...~ E~tI....s

Make New Blood and
Cure Follows.
ct abused my stomach, my blood got
out Of order and then my face broke out
with pimples and boils, says T. e. Rob
ertson, of 1917 Addison street, Washing
ton, Pa. "This was over two years ago.
My stomach was in bad shape. After
eating would have to rest awhile or
would suffer the most severe pains In
my stomach. On arising would often
be- so dizzy that I could hardly stand up.
The slightest exertion would start my
back aching so that ! often had to sit
down and rest awhile. At times / ex-
perienced pain around the heart which
alarmed me but which suppose came
from my stomach trouble.
II began to break out on the face with
pimplcs and later with boils which con-
fined me to the house n week or more at
time. One day 1 saw DIR. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People advertised in q
pamphlet which was left at the door aud
/ thought would give them a trial. i
took several boxes of the pills before all
the pimples and boils left me, but am
now glad to say that my blood is goodl
do not have any eruptions and I no
longer have the head and stomach
troubles / have described. i am very
grateful for what DIR. Williams Pink Pills
have done for me and have recon-
mended them and always will advise
those who are suffering from bad blood
or stomach trouble to try them"
Ifyou want good health you must have
good blood. Bad blood is the root of most
common diseases like an@mia, rheuma-
tism, sciatica, neuralgia, st. vitus dance,
nervousness. indigestion, debility, par
tial paralysis and locomotor ataxia.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid, on receipt
of price, 50c. per box, six boyes for ~ 20,
by the DR.. Williams Medicine Company,
! Schenectady, NY.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
Not SO Short.

20! dear" sighed Mrs, Galley. "l've
still got to plan my bathing suit.
wish could get some good sug-
gest.ons-'
IN give you one promptly re-
marked her husband. Suppose you
build the bottom of II little closer
To sea-lsvsl this year"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
Trees Of Great Age.

The distinction of being the Oldest
living thing undoubtedly belongs to
one of four trees. A century ago De
Canbolle found two yews. one at Fort
ingal, in Perthshire, and one in He'd
sor, in England, that were estimated
to be. respectively. $500 and 3.24o
years old. Both are still flourishing.
and TIE older tree has trunk % feet
round.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

Texas, writes: IL
was amicted for
years with pains
across the loins
and in the hips
and shoulders. |
had headache also
a n d neuralgia.
My right eve,
from pain. was of
little use to me
for yeora Tho
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
wants International Observatory.

Prof. Edward c. Pickering. OF ths
Harvard observatory, proposes to es
tablish an international observatory
His committee is to be composed of tn,
eminent astronomers Of the world
who are to raise sum Of money, have
a gigantic telescope built and placed
on the most suitable spot on earth, and
all to go to work.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

The parson was talking to little FL
mer about his habits, and asked him
what time he was usually called for
breakfast. They don't have to call
me-" answered Elmer. I'm always
Johnny -on-the-spot.'
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

Some people regard a collection plate
as a slot machine in which they drop a
dime in the hope Of getting dollars
worth of religion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

Has Served Country Sixty Years.
:. Henry p. Adams. the veteran cashier
Of the Boston postal district, has Just
60 years in the United States
geryice,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup.
For children tcetnng softene the gums reduces N
ELIMINATION. allays palm cures wind colo. Csc bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

Even an electric button won't accom-
plish much unless II is pushed.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
UTTERLY WORN OUT.
Vitality Slapped by Years of Suffering
with Kidney Trouble.

Capt. J. w. Hogun, former postmas-
.er Of Indianola, now living at Austin.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21

Some yuen only open their mouths to
emit kick. aut t.tstt .
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-21
What is a Backache ?
IT IS NATURES wARHIMs TO WOMEN
Diseases Of Woman's 0rganlsm Cured and
Consequent Pain Stopped by Lydia E.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound.

at seems as though my back would
break" Women utter these words
over and over again but continue to
drag along and suffer with aches in the
small of the back, pain low down in
the side, bearing down" pains, ner.
vousness and no ambition for any task
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-12
CANS AND. NELSON
ARE TALKING.
Promoters Figure on the
Chance of Matching
Crack Lightweights
Eddie Graney Conceded
a Decided Lead in
Securing the Big Bout
< =

Eddie Graney knew whereof he
spoke when he told The Call some
weeks since that lie saw no reason
why Battling Nelson and Joe Cans
should not meet in this city in a bat
tie for the lightweight championship
The title is held by Cans, and 1t is
probably the one thing in the world
that the Hegewisch wonder is most
anxious to acquire while he is in his
physical prime.
Graney had q distinct understanding
with Nolan when he was in this city
recently that the latter would pit Nell
son against any one the tuxedo man
might select. He knew at the time that
Graney had Cans in mind
All other matches pale into insignifi-
canoe when compared with this The
followers of boxing are about equally
divided as to which man will crawl
through the ropes victor if they meet
This is an attractive condition for the
promoter, as it means large gate re-
ceipts.
1t may be a mere coincidence, but
Cans is at Seattle at present, and Mel
son will turn his face toward the West
within the next two weeks. He will
spend his vacation in either the Yo-
semitic or the Yellowstone Park
Graney seems to hold the key to the
situation. Cans feels sure Of his friend
ship, and he also has the confidence of
Nelson Morris Levy has the Septem-
Der date, and he has always worked in
harmony with Graney in fight trust
affairs
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-12
GOLFER TRAVIS IS STAR
In TOURNAMENT PLAY.
Three Times Winner Of the
Championship Comes in
With Seventy-Five.

ENGLEWOoD, n. j., July 1.-THE
Englewood Golf Clubs course was the
scene of brilliant work on the part
of at least a dozen players today, who
continued their play in the opening
round for the national golf champion
ship title. While the fair green was in
good condition, the putting greens
yesterday, when the tournament
opened.
Under the rules the qualifying round
consists Of thirty-siX holes, medal play,
covering two days. Dwight Partridge
Of Yale took the honors yesterday with
the low score of rs. He failed to dupli-
cate this work today and fell far back.
Walter J. Travis of Garden City. three
times winner of the national honor, was
the star of today's play, coming in with
70, which made his total for the
thirty-siX holes 1872. This score earned
for him the medal play trophy.
His closest rival Jerome D. Travers.
who has been playing great golf re-
Gently, was second on the list having
made Is on his second round of the
links, total of 155. His so yesterday
was made in a violent thunderstorm
H. Chandler Bgan, the present cham
pion, played steady game today, but
he was a stroke behind c. K. Bankhart
of Baltimore, who had a total of 15S
for the two rounds of the links.
Thirtytwo qualified in the prelimi-
nary round. Six were tied for the last
two places, Tiffany of Newburgh, n. Y,
and w. l. West of Philadelphia win
ming the play-off.
Some of the scores for the two days
are: Park Wright, Buffalo, ia; G. T.
Brokaw, Garden City, 163; II. c. Roess,
Oil City, III; H. B. Sweeney, Oil City,
1S1; A. w. Tillinghast, Philadelphia
Cricket, 179; Max Behr, Morris County,
166; Dwight Partridge, Bedford, 1872;
Howard Gee, Princeton, III; B. B. Case,
oil City, 1S9; T. S. Lippy, Seattle. 1877;
Douglas Laird, Princeton, 169; r. T.
Sterling, Mount Ayr, withdrew. Dwight
Partridge of Yale who made the low
est score of IS yesterday, fell away
badly today, as his card read 81, max
ing his total 162.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-12
Show Their Aptitude in
Winning With Sharp
and Remarkable Speed
WHEELER SAVES DAY
Is Brought Home After
Getting a Safe Hit to
the Right Field Fence

The Seals repeated their baseball VIC
tory OF the preceding day, yesterday,
and defeated the Fresno lads in one of
the best games played on the Idora
Park field for many a day by the score
of to 8. The game lasted twelve In
nfngs and was hotly contested through
out. The Seals started strongly in the
first inning by scoring two tallies.
Spencer made a bad start by going
out to Cartwright Wheeler reached
first on pass and Mohler followed on
clean little drive to Mclaughlin.
Hide slammed one to Fitzgerald but
failed to reach the initial sack before
the ball. Then Irwin, hit by the pitcher,
filled the sacks and the Seals were all
ready for the merry -go-round. 1t hap
pened when the next man up. Williams.
slammed out a hard one scoring
Wheeler and Mohler. The inning closed
without any additional tallies for the
San Franciscans.
The game zigzagged along then un-
til the Raisnl Pickers scored two in
their appearance at the slab in the first
division of the seventh. The Seals,
however, retaliated in their portion of
the next frame by scoring another set
of two runs. tying the score.
The Fresno team made a hard at
tempt in the ninth TO close the game,
but failed. Two innings were played,
and still the tie stood to 5.
In the last of the twelfth the Seals
showed Wheeler over the sack after he
had slammed out a hard drive to the
right corner of the renee, scoring the
winning run. The score:
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-12
BRIGHTON BEACH ENTRIES.

First race, eleven-sixteenths OF, a mile, two
year-olds-Sam Rice 102, Grand Vidette 1O2,
Kompton 102. Belcast 102, Marathon 1O2
Waterbury 102. Hyperbole 124, Adelinette 90,
Botanist 107. Fresser 102, Waterspeed 90. Dash
away 112. Penarris 90, Princess Carrie 80,
Toddes 109
Second race, one mile. three-year r-olds-R. F.
Williams log, Angler 106. Reidmore 1903. York
shire Lad LOG, Vino 103. Klingsor 102, Earl
Rogers "a, Miss Rillie 1o1 Red Friar 1O7, Oliver
Cromwell Ill, Champlain 101 Laucastrlan 95,
Telephone 10l, Evie Green 93, Mary Morris 80,
Caronal 101, Thomond no.
Third race, SIX furlongs, three-year-o -olds-Hol-
loway l0l, Halifax 130 Stole 103 First Pre-
MUM 130. BIT 9S, Sir Russell 103, Gold Coin 9S
Giovanni Balerio &c, Pleasant Days 101, Ava
96, Watergrass log.
Fourth race The Jamaica stakes six furlongs
handicap, hree-year-olds and upward-Iord of
the Forest 90, Diamond 115. Sly Ben 1902 Hot
Toddy l02 Calabash 81, Garnish los, Listless
90. Watertank 80. Battleaxe 90, Mamie
Hodge Ill.
Fifth race, and a sixteenth miles handl-
cap-Telephone 81. Grenade 120, GrazIallo 115
Far West 106. Moonshine I03 Blandy l13
Tommy WaddeIl 100, Don't Ask Me o. Dolly
Spanker III, knight Errant III, Bad News
ia, Dishabille ia.
Sixth race, six furlongs. maidens-victoria B
1OI, Roswell 1l0, Yorkist 107. Judge Post no.
Tony Bonero ITO, Bert 11O, Narelle ITO, Little
Minister no. Silver Point 107, Bawana no.
Knight of Ivanhoe 110, Berwick no. Elfall 1O7,
Umbrella 107 Star Cat 1O7, Dolly NJ 1O7 Sandy
Creeker 110, Lamartine 110.