The Washington herald., 1906-11-26

Signor Caruso may now resume the even
tenor Of his way.
That man with 90 100000 and a desire 70
wed Nine Calve seems hard to locate
Perhaps the roll is only stage money.
after all
The output Of the Decent magazine con-
tinues with undated vigor, both by the
publishers and the man who empties the
waste basket.
Mr.. Croker has improved so very much
in thought deed, and word since he
moved TO England that New York rather
intimates that move a few thousand
miles still farther East would help some
more.
Mr.. James J. Hill says "the farmer gets
the worst q IT" Especially in the matter
.of campaign literature and political ad-
vice.
That man who invented an automobile
bank probably realized the absolute neces-
sity OF the one Tor the other.
It may be. just as a writer says. mere
pride that causes "a man to prefer planked
tenderloin to hamburger steak. but there
arc excellent reasons TO think otherwise
Suppose some santa Anna should in
wade Texas" demands a Boston paper.
The Houston Post thinks Santa Claus
would easily crowd him clean OF the deck.
Signor Caruso probably thinks the scales
Of justice in this country are composed
principally OF SO notes
Perhaps Mississippi is going to have two
holidays because the people just couldn't
be sufficiently thankful for Gov. Varda-
man IN one.
You should be thankful that you have
to struggle along for your daily bread.
says young Mr. Rockefeller. Yes indeed:
otherwise how would il be possible 20 cul-
tivate q breed Of young Mr.. Rockefellers
to give sage advice ike that?
We do not know exactly what IT is that
Spain and Morocco are fixing 10 fight
about but we rather suspect II is the
feather-weight championship.
'Itappears that Upton sinelair's Utopia
finds It difficult 10 preserve its popu-
larity" says the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Perhaps he scorns the use Of efficient
preservatives.
Between President Roosevelt and Sena-
tor Tillman, the negro resolutionists are
working overtime these days.
II Chicago has set out to put the lid
on Senator TiIlman, the best we can do
is to wish Chicago a pleasant and safe
return trip.
Emperor William has been talking of
himself" says a cable. Why not save
tolls by simply wiring Emperor William
talking" and let it go at that
What's the use of Thanksgiving Day
anyhow. when Congress meets in a few
days after?
A gang OF PIttsbuFg burglars stole a
set Of surveyors instruments the other
night. Probably fixing TO get a line on
the next town
Congressman Littlefeld says Samuel
Gcmpers is a trouble maker" Mr.. Little
field wants no mere Of his output, either.
Mr.. Hearst stands ready at all times
20 respond TO the call of his party" saws
Chairman "Fingy" Connors, And it is
his party. too, for he bought it and paid
for it with his own money"
Considering the fact that the Ohio fine
against the Standard was only S. 0O9.
when it might have been 100000. further
having on the subject by the company
would seem to be very shortsighted
MOntenegrO's first parliament Is holding
its sittings at Cettinje, which really seems
about the right place
That man who invented the phonOgraph
that can be heard a mile should be
sternly suppressed. Think Of having to
walk fifteen or twenty city blocks in
order to escape hearing the lady plead
with Willie to waltz her around again.