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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-27
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-27
UNBALANCED RATloNs.
Eject Easily Noted on the Eggs and
the Hsn-Need Of Thought
Here.

n We examine the body " hen We
hnd flt lean meat and bone. says
James A. Rice. of Cornell n We ex.
amino the food that she eats We dis.
cover, In wheat. for example. that Il
contains starch and oil the cafbo-
hydraics or fat-forming 9 materian.
which i the Cat Of the grain aud
which when eaten by the animal. goes
to make heat, energy and fat We see
also, it'll grains ~ gluten. which might
be called the lean Of the grain and
which. when utilized by the animal.
make the lean meat We further nnd
the mineral matter tthc ASH which
might be called the bone Of the wheat
and which. when assimiated BY the
animal makes bone and eeg-shell
Therefore Il Is easy TO understand
why Il Is that when food Ia deficient In
lime and other mineral matter the
eggs ere soft-shelled. why a ration de-
fcieni Ia protein produces weak.
splndllng chickens. or n ration contain.
inE an oSccfs OF easily digrsiiblo car.
bohydate matter causes The fowl 10
become excessively fat
Thus We see the necessity of having
properly balanced ratlons which sim
ply means that there must be a proper
ly balanced relationship between the
food nutrients In The ration In order TO
produce n perfect animal or n perfect
egg. II II any wonder, thea, that
hen whose body contains q per cent Of
protein. and whose egg contains more
than II per cent OF the same nutrient.
will fail 70 srow we'll or TO lay salts.
faotorlly when her food is deficient In
this particular material. mr. any other
that her body requires?
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-27
A Hard Lot.

Of troubles to contend with. spring
from torpid liver and blockaded bow
els, unless you awaken them to their
proper action with Kings New Life
Pills; the plsasantest and most effective
cure for Constipation. They prevent
Appendicitis and tone up the system.
25sat Haynes q Tsylor's drug store
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-27
Just Possible

clan-l wish ! could believe wha,
he SAYS hut
aude-Whai does he say,
Chm-Why. he says he loves me
yct he has only known me two DAYS
Maude-woll. perhaps that's the rca.
sou. Chicago Daily News
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Cynical.

That speaker had tremendous
crowd"
Yes" answered Farmer Corntassel.
People must like to hear mis- speak
Ing"
"0h. dunno. Folks Il powerful
curious. reckon q man could draw
crowd by Jest wavin' his hands an
stompin' his feet. same as he did, with
out sayin' a word. Washington Star.
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count,raetinr the rn.e,.

lack. you are an ardent devo,ee Of
baseball. I notice"
No; hu, after I've talked golf all
afternoon like 10 read about two col.
umns Of Ossehsll talk 10 rest my head"
-.Iudue
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mo. he hasn't been to see me for
over a week, and promised to sing
Tor him the next time he came. too"
you promlscds"
"Yca"
Gee may be he took II as threat =
Houston Post.
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A Poor Plan.

Husband-so that new girl goes out
three nights a week. I'll tel you how
to keep her In. Scare her. Tell her a
terrible fellow called Jack the Kisser
is prowlIng around. kissing every girl
he can catch.
Wife (doubtfulIy) - Well. don't
know. my dear. was a young girl
once myself I'm afraid she'd be out
every night N. Y. Weekly.
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The gousch,rry hisscd an eloquent hiss
And h. STRETCHED out biz snakv nsrk
What's thisF' riuskri a.. rbirkw.,.t
What's this. what's thlar'
I've laid on cggplant. by iIrck"
Cleveland leader
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-27
Republican County
Committee.

CohMIrrNEE: Marion No. r.;
Marion No. 2, Jno. A. Clark; Marion
No. 3, Jas. James; Marion No. 4, ODE
Hunt; Marion No. 5, Jno T Piekins
Dyeusburg. VIM II Mays; Frances, Jno
fandell; Union, J A Davidson. p o
Levias; Sheridan, --: Tolu, ] C
Taylor; Fords Ferry. P E Beard; Bells
Mines, J NJ Davis. 20 Rodney; Rose
bud, J L Sullivan. p o MattoOn: Piney,
w II Reynolds. Pc Tradewater; Shady
Grove, Hey Stations.
II. A. HAYNES, Chairman.
J0HN G. ASHER, Scc.y.
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Prefers Work

IL you husband enjoying Nj, vaea,
tlonf
y should say not He's bored "a
death and says u he had to at around
doing nothing for another week he'd
70 crazy. "-Detroit Free Press
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Outside Appointments
Of Our Local Preachers.

Elder J. Shelby Rowe. 9TH Sunday
Cave-in-rock, ILL.,. End Sun. Salem.
Rev. W. T. Oakley. LIST Sunday Mt.
Carmel; End Dawson Springs; srd
Sugar Grove; 9TH Crayneville.
Rev. 7. c. Carter. LIST Sunday, Pond
Fork; 2nd Dekoven: 3rd Harmony;
9TH Salem.
Rev. Z. b. Blackburn. LIST Sunday.
Donaldson; 3rd Walnut Grove; End
Cookseyville Creek.
Rev. ]. F. Price, 2nd Sunday. Lisman:
9TH Sullivan.
Rev. U. G, Hughes, Ord Sunday.
Sugar Creek; Ord Baker Church; 4th
Old Salem.
Rev. ]. S. Henry. I'd Sunday, Blooming
Grove; 3D. Dun Springs; 9TH Good
Hope. Services held both Sat. and
Sun.
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Independent

I'm going to quit cir; you're wife
ENDS too much fault"
why, she treats you as well AZ she
does mel"
u know Il; and don't have TO stand
for h"-llouston Post.
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Lodge Directory.

BlGHAN LODGE no. 256F. GAM
Regular meeting in Masonic Hall
Saturday before full moon IN each
month.
Visiting members are invited to at
tend.
d. b. Keyil. W. NJ.
]. b. Kevil. See'y.
cRirTENDEN CHAPTER No. 20.
Meets Saturday night after full
moon in each month.
wrNGATE COUNCIL NO. 50.
Meets 2nd Monday night in each
month.
]. G. Gilbert, 7. In.
]. B. Keyil. Sec'y.
BLACKWELL LODGE 40. 81. KNIGHTS or
FYTHlAs.
Meets in X. Of p. Hall every Friday
night from October TO April inclusive,
and 2nd and 4th Friday nights from
May to September inclusive.
All visiting members Of sister lodges
are invited to attend.
c. W. Haynes, Chancellor Com.
r. l.. Flanary, X. Of X. and s.
MARION LODGE No. 90. A. o. q. W.
Meets lst and Ord Monday nights in
Pierce's hall.
Us. Braswcll. NJ. w.
r. L. wilborn. Recorder.
ROSEWOOD CAMP, NO. y. W. o. W.
Lodge meets In Pierce's Hall the and
and eth Tuesday nights In each month.
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No Use

Going to the seashore this sum
mor. Ethel7"
mo"
why nots"
What's the use' never tan. and
nobody'd believe IA been there when
! came baek"-Clcyeland Leader.
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No Browning.

No Browning.
She was fond OF the writings Of the
poet Browning. Going into the coun-
try she forgot TO take her copy OF her
fayorite author She determined to
Try and get one at the village shop.
Have you Browning" she asked
mo. maam." was the reply OF the
shop man; Eve have backing and
whiting. but no browning "-Tlt-Bits.
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Natures Sermons.

Every grass blade 10 q Sermon"
heard our pastor say.
A sentimental idea that.
thought Of II each day.
One eve our pastor moved his lawn,
And as I watched ! thought
How strange II was 10 see him cut
His precious sermons short
Judge
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-27

Shave, shine, single, bath, buoy
ancy, bristle. Patronize our shop and
we will make you feel good.
METz q SEpBERRY.
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Aeroplanist to friend: "Just look
down and you'll see how backward
they are In this part Of the world.
Why. the peasants still 40 about In
automobiles at a miserable hfty miles
an hour "-Pele Mele
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All visiting members are invited to
attend.
Jno. Sutherland, &C. Com.
S. H. Ramage. Sec'y.
NEW MARION LODGE NO. 1893. I. o. o. y.
Meets Friday night in each week in
Masonic Temple. Visiting brothers
welcome. A. ]. Hartzell, N. G.
G. z. Grissom. Sec'y.
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MAGISTRATES.
Church Directory.

OtuANii DhNStVils
METHODIST CHURCH.
Pastor, J. X. McAfee.
Preaching every Sunday at liza. m.
Sunday School every Sunday at $50
PrayeriMeeung every Wednesday night
BAPTIST CHURCH.
Pastor, Rev J. II. Butler.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-27

MIX 90 Mako Chicks Grew.
Young chicks grow very fast when
given all the milk they viii drinh.
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OUR DIRECTORY.
City Government.

City Government.
]. w. Blue. Jr.. MAYOR.
w. II. Walker. JUDGE.
Jas. l.. Travis. CLERK.
u. X. Woods. TREASURER.
ana. A. Moore, ATTORNEY.
A. S. Canaan. CHIEF Of POLICE.
C0UNCll4MEN-H. v. Stone, W,
ID. Canaan. Henry Paris. DIR. Geo. W.
tone and r. Z. FlanAry.
Regular meeting Of City Council sec
ond Tuesday night in each month.
CITY COURT first Monday in each
month.
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Court Calendar.


CIRCUIT COURT convenes on the
third Monday in March. the fourth in
June and the third In November.
COUNTY COURT eonvenes on the
second Monday in each month.
QUARTERLY COURT eonyenes on
the fourth Monday in each month.
FISCAL COURT eonyenes on the
ast Tuesday in April and October.
Court Officials and
County Officers.
CIRCUIT JUDGE-J. r. Gordon.
COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY
Jno. l.. Grayot.
COUNTY JUDGE Walter A. Black.
burn.
SHERIFF.. +. FlaRary.
DEPUTY. A. c. Pickcns.
COUNTY ATTORNEY Carl Hen.
dcrson.
CIRCUIT CLERK -jno. G. Asher.
DEPUTY-L. r. Guess.
COUNTY CLERK &C. +. Weldon.
DEPuTY-C. V. Franks.
ASSESSOR DIR. J. A. Davidson.
JAlLER-A. n. Travis.
SCHOOL SUP'T.-Jno. h. Paris.
CORONER -Chas, Walker.
SURVEYOR. 4. Sullcngcr.
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Preaching each Sunday at II a. m.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-03-20

ton work or the commercial depart
ment. Alter taking one or two Of
the simpler tests such as small mo-
tors and generators, then into some
special work and are gone to some
good paying job before you know it.
But good man, after finishing the
test, can stay with the company if
he likes, There are openings as
heads or assistants in the different
departments, and from that to en-
gineers.
Never will the electrician find a
better place than right here to gain
wide and varied experience in his
chosen work. In college he studi-
ed the how and why it was done.
Here he does it for himself and self
confidence grows as does the sopho
more's egotism. Aud you may be sure
that the 0 A c contingent is taking
every advantage of the opportunity
offered them. Working side by side
with men from Cornell, Boston
Tech and other great universities, it
takes others than our bosses to tell
which is from Cornell and
which from o A c. thanks to
Professor Hayward's instruction.
We are frequently reminded of some
point he drilled us in. as Abe says,
That's just what Hayward. said"
In the testing department are
/ from four to FIVE hundred students,
of every nationality and from every
nations schools. They enter on a
salary of IS cents per hour, which
increases 2 I-2 cents per every six
months wi b overtime work in
abundance at IL regular time.
But salary is only secondary mat
ter in consideration of the expeIi-
ence to be gained here. And later
on when these student friends have
become experts, as they surely will
and are comfortably located it will be
1 a pleasure to know and feel in touch
with many of the leading shops and
factories wherein our trade is pro-
NOTED.
i Should you visit the &c e. this
week, you would find in the draft.
ing room M. F. Bridges 'o3, In
the transformer tests, Hall and
Hinrichs 'o4, In Govt, motors Be
atty, Carlson and Henkle 'o5, ii
small motors Abraham and BannocI
'o5, in large generators Proebste
'o5, and in instruction motors yor
will find
BOWER, o5.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-03-20
Call for Warrants.

Notice is hereby given that there
is money on hand at the county
treasurer Office to pay all orders
endorsed and marked not paid for
want of funds up to and including
March 12th 1906. Interest will be
stopped on same from this date.
Corvallis. Or. March 24th, 1906.
w. A. Buchanan.
Treasurer Benton Co. Or.
If you expect to buy an incubat
or call at Black1edge's.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-03-20
Corvallis & Eastern
RAILROAD
TIME GARD 81

NO Tor YaQu1na
Leaves Albany. .12:45 P. m.
Leaves Corvallis. .......... I:4S p. m
Arrives Yaquina. .......... 500 p. M
No Returning
Leaves Yaquina. a........... 6 As a. n
Leaves Corvallis. 1870 a. m
Arrives Albany. y......,.....12:I5 p. m
No 3 for Albany y-Detroit
Leaves Albany for Detroit 7:3o 3, m
Arrive Detroit. 80 p. m
No from Detroit
Leaves Detroit. ........... 100 p. m
Arrive Albany. ...=...... 500 p. n,
No S for Albany
Leaves Corvallis. $50 a. m
Arrive Albany ny..............7:Io 10 a. m
No for Corvallis
leaves Albany. ........... 7:55 a. NJ
Arrives Corvallis. ....... s :35 a. N
No for 3 lbany
Leaves Corvallis .....,. 600 p. N
Arrive Albany. ........ $40 p. m
No for Corvallis
Leaves Albany. .......... 1855 p. m
Arrives Corvallis .......... Sis o. M
No 9 for Albany
Leaves Corvallis 1910 o. m
Arrives Albany nY........... 1:25 p. m
No 10 for Corvallis
Leaves Albany ....... 2:3o .. N
Arrive Corvallis. .......... $40 p. m
No II for Albany, Sunday only
Leave Corvallis =. -. 1880 a. m
Arrive Albany IBIS a. M
No II for Corvallis, Sunday only
Leaves Albany. ......... .I2;45 p. m
Arrives Corvallis ...,...... I :32 p. m
Train arrives in Albany in time to
connect with S. P. southbound train.
Train connects with S. P. trains at
Corvallis and Albany, giving direct SER
vice to Newport and adjacent beaches.
Train 8 leaves Albany for Detroit at
1890 a. m. arriving in ample time to rea-
the Breitenbush hot springs the same day
Train4 between Albany and Detroit
connects with Eugene local at Albany
also with local for Corvallis.
Train leaves Corvallis at $3.50 a. m.
arrives at Albany 7:Io in time to catch
Eugene local for Portland and train to
Detroit.
Train leaves Albany for Corvallis at
500 a, m. after arrival of northbouud
Eugene local.
Train leaves Corvallis at 500 p. m.
arrives in Albany in time to connect with
local for Eugene and way points.
Train leaves Albany for Corvallis at
7:35 P. m. after arrival of S. P. LEGAL from
Portland.
For further information apply to 81
J. @. MAYO, Gen Pass Agt
T. Cockrell. agt Albany,
H. Il, Cronise. agt Corvallis.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-03-20


Even Lent did not prevent in
!, dulgence in social gaiety last week.
The Coffee club entertained about
SO guests Saturday night with a
dancing party. With fir decora
tions, cosy corners, Japanese Ian.
terms and pretty girls, Fireman
Hall was a, scene of beauty. Fech-
ter's orchestra furnished delightful
music. Under a Japa nese umbrella
with sJapanesea lanterns suspended
from it, Mrs. II. w. Kaupisch and
Miss Mary Nolan served sherbet
and waters. s. The dance programs
were limitations Of shamrock in
honor Of st. Patrick's Day. Satur-
day nights function was perhaps
the prettiest party given by the
Coffee club this season. Among
the out of town guests were: Miss
Winnifred Ewart, Portland, Miss
Helen Steiwer, Jefferson, Miss Gail
| Hare, Albany, Mr.. Roth, Albany
and Victor Simpson, Albany.
Among. the Banacles present were;
President B. W. Johnson, Mr.. and
/ Mrs. Dick Kiger, Mt and Mrs.
Grant Elgin, Miss Lulu Spangler,
/ E. F. Wilson, DR.. and Mrs. Harp.
er, J. McDouga1, T. McDevitt and
| Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Kaupisch.
The Washington times., 1906-09-22
TWENTY CHALICES
FOR MISS GARDNER
Jewels Sold by Father Rus
sell to Honor Her
Memory.

In order that the memory of Miss
Margaret Gardner. a baltimore woman
Well known in Catholic circles. might De-
appropriately observed. the Rev. VIII
liam +. Russell. OF the Cathedral has
made use Of some valuable Jewels which
Miss Gardner lefl him at The time OF
her death about three years ago.
Miss Gardner was wealthy and through
the terms of her viii the Catholic T-DI-
Nersity Of America received 100000. The
gift came 10 the institution az tim.
when il was particularly acceptable.
I'm disposing of her estate Miss Gardner
left jewels valued AT I,250 10 Father
Russell 10 dispose OF as he should see fin
Fa-her Russell sold the jewels and then
made a contract with a. silver manufac-
turing firm TO furnish him twenty silver
cnallces. They viii be ready i'm a few
weeks and il is Father RusselTs inteD-
ton 10 present one 10 each of twenty
churches with tbs provision that in each
OF these churches prayers viii be said
Tor she repoSC of Miss Gardner's SOM
Iha chalces VIII bear an individual in
SCI IptioE of the name Of the church. Miss
Gardner name and the purpose for
which the gift is made. They will be
q bout fourteen inches high
Father Russell. who is now one of the
assistants at the Cathedral i'm Baltimore.
was formerly pastor of the Catholic
Cnlfcn al HyattsNlIle. Md.
The Washington times., 1906-09-22
.HOUDINI WINS OUT,
BATTLES PACKERS
Freed Himself From Securely Nailed
Dry Goods Box at Chase's in
Sixteen Minutes.

HOudini. the handCuff king, at Chase's
Theater last night. in the presence Of a
large audience extricated himself from
the heavy wooden dry goods case which
employees of S. Kann, Sons & Co. built
for the especial purpose OF battling him.
Houdini accomplished the trick in six
teen minutes. He was heavily hand
cufed when placed in the box t 1917
o'clock. He wore a dress suit, standing
collar, immaculate shirt and tie, and
smiled all the time. The constructors
of the box left barely enough room for
him TO get into il, but he finally
squeezed himself into the tight cOmpart-
ment and told them to nail on the lid
Dozens Of nails were driven through
the heavy top and when the makers of
the case were satisfied that the lid was
on securely they allowed the box TO be
carried behind the curtain where HOu-
DIM was to perform his feat.
While the orchestra played lively
music the audience wondered If Hou-
DIM had been suffOcated or injured In
his attempt to free himself from the
handouts and get out of the box When
the audience was most apprehensive as
to the safety of HOudini, he jumped
from behind the curtain, an unfettered
man. His shirt and collar were wilted
his coat was missing, and large beads
of perspiratiOn stood out on his brow
Houdini retired quickly but was forced
10 respond to applause four times and
tell stories of his experiences in other
cities.
The Washington times., 1906-09-22
MRS. ASTOR'S HUNGER
ALARMS HER FAMILY
Calls For Food At All Hours
Of the Day or
Night.

NEW YORK. Sept pa close watch
Is being kept ON Mr. William Astor by
the family. and ther. soon viii be a
family consultation us 10 what liz best
10 Doe done in her case. John Jacob
Astor and Mrs. Marshall Orme Wilson
Caroline Aston are expected mex. week
when they viii consult with Mrs.
George Ogilvie Haig another daughter
or Mrs. Astor. who has been with her
mother during her serious illness at
Newport. bur who Iert her post for a
brief visit TO her son. Henry Coleman
braytou, having arranged TO De within
call should She DE JsIegraphed for.
Mrs. Astor's strange and canricious
appetite is being watched closely. and
although. since reaching Newport she
has gained physically her hungry spells
have been the cause Of some alarm.
often she VIII call for food in the
middle Of the night or just before dawn
when lt is said. she viii relish greatly
what is brought her. Again. she does
not seem able 10 distinguish roast beef
from baked fish These are her lstIess
states, and her children think she should
De relieved from ali business and social
TespuusibIlity
The Washington times., 1906-09-22
Literary Notes.

Ellis Parker Butler. whose clever
story Pigs is Pigs" was so favOTably
received this year, viii have new
book published this month. The Incu-
bator Baby is the title, and Funk *
Waguaus Company are the publishers
il IS a gentle satire on scientific moth
erhood. and IS promised 10 be as orig
luaI and AMUSING as his first book.
A comparatively new writer, William
Schuyler. viii make his bow 70 the
reading public next month through the
medium of "a religious historical novel
called Under POutius PLATE. Inc PuD-
fishers confidently predict that the book
viii arouse considerable interest because
0e the up-to-date and rather daring way
I'm which the story is written. II viii
be published October D.
one OF the features of +. Berkeley
Smiths forthcoming book In London
Town. as in his three former books
dealing with Paris life and Parlsians.
will be the Illustrations, Of which there
will be something like fifty. The book
viii be published september -.
-NIserere.H by Mabel WagnallS,
author of Stars OF the Opera. etc,
viii be published by Funk < Wagnalls
C0nnanv in their Hour Glass Series.
Santemher -. 1t is dainty and fasci-
mating story OF music and its deVotees-
FUa Wheeler Wilcox says the story rs
perfectly delightful, and the theme IS
new and interesting.
The Washington times., 1906-09-22
IN THE BOOK WORLD

employed with a never-passlng fear
that he had not after all obeyed Al eve
the misleading voice obeyed at prime.
-It would be well for each 10 begin
the righteous revolt by spelling his
own name IN the varlo-um fashion OF
Shakespeare or Shakespear. or Shakes
pere, as he indifferenuy wrote himself.
We do not say that people should al
ways spell their names ia their more
reasonable form; the great point is for
them to write their names in as many
different forms as possible. after the
manner of the great poet. who must
have been pTescient Of some such
method OF reform in the FAR future as
We have been rOrecasriug.
AS Il is, We do aot spell at all We
memoTize the outward shape OF words
and put their infinitely reDellent parti-
cles' together as well as We can remem-
Der how 10 put them together as wa
learned them; probably the man, and
certainly the woman. does not live who
has never felt "A doubt as 10 his OF her
spelling Of some word. and hesitated
single letter I'm place Of q double one
Only those who have received the train
ing Of printers can feel at all secure Of
themselves. perhaps because their
wicked tribe invented the deformity %
our spelling. and has inherited the
secret or fl.