New-York tribune., 1906-05-08
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

The chow. the solemn, black tongued dog which
comes from China, IS, the London Chronicle
thinks the ideal city dog Il says: "He never
barks unless there is something ser to bark at
You open the door, and The dog marches out with
fine solemnity. This writer's chow has Il range OF
about ten square miles. and he has never hurt
baby, though he has gathered innumerable friends
during his solemn march through London. He
never loses his head. and his morning walks en-
brace Chelsea Putney and the sacred precincts Of
the Brompton Oratory. Indeed, he once followed
bicycle to HondOn and found his way back within
forty-eight hours with an honOrably empty stom-
ach. The unaccompanied chow is the very least of
the nuisances of the London streets
CLEAN OF HOPE.
tBy of invention 1t is claimed that
petrol be made sweet scented-I
Y9q quincy may seek seek tihgoTgh, scented S bowers
Which the gentle. vernal showers
You may gather Eastern spices
But you'll find that naught so nice is
AS the perfume OF my
You may sack the stores of Rimmel
And may blend his choicest scents.
And of luscious ifninents;
You may add drop of Altar
From some Syrian bazaar,
Left behind it by my
should add that I'm not speaking
OF the present year of grace,
When the countryside is reeking
Rather rankly as the race.
Though to-day the victim RACES
s,;6 Gannt ms SION GOnditio9s ii gsta as they are
In this fashion of my car.
London Tribune.
Here are some assertions from compositions by
American schoolboys: "Franklin's father was a
tallow chandelier "The climate Of North Amer
lea is very embracing" This song is in the key
of B flap" There are five bowels a. e. T. O and u
'The snow is painting the town white" sI4e lived
in Cambridgepork." MAN is In the muscular
gender, because it denotes a male" 'They went to
the foolish Polish) church" Question: what is
geography Answer: Geography is round like
a ball.
surprising il to be humming bird "ochF S he rT ex
claimed 'how hot his feet are"-Youth
An English clergyman preached a sermon upon
Womans waste OF time and money upon the van
tiles of dress. Afterward he had occasion to re-
buke his own daughter upon the dressing OF her
hair. MY daughter" said the good man ..had
God intended your locks to be curled He would
have cured them for YOU" when / was an in
FAINT" replied the maid. HE did. But now / am
grown up He thinks am able to do it myself"
A bright but inexperienced young woman con-
SonUd to i,ss C,sIs ~ & SL Ine DOy nIanL casS She
radiators Fifteen minutes later the superintendent
sedately in tightly squeezed row before tSs
iGh teacher, every eye fixed inQuringy the ladys
nGe3m2sh t1ls demanded the astOnshed
couldn't get my arms round in a heap on the bench
ana say on them until / got them Interested In a
bear story.'-Youth's Companion.
II is not recorded that King Rameses II had an
especially hard heart. but though he died SIG,
years ago. that organ is still in existence. and
has been the subject OF a discourse by Professor
Lortet. OF the French Academy Three vaoss
taken from the tomb Of Raneses contained ,artst.
Understandable granular substances, mixed with
pulverized soda. which are cohJectured 10 he an
that is left OF the stomach the U,sv 60 ~. Se "''
testines of the great king, The heart vas fo,,n, a.
the fourth vase. which Is ornamented on tho IA
that Of an egg shaped plate. It's tissue vos so',n
TO be so solid and horny that In order 70 senorat
portion recourse had 20 be had to the .ay, ~
tongue of King Rameses II Is undoubteiI,r ,. ~.
In the royal mummy found In 1881 NJ Thebos orS
deposited in the Egyptian Museum at CaIr, % 'sos
so that there seems to remain no doubt that the
organ observed by Professor Lortet Is tbs 49,,
Rameses II died 1858 B. c.
Suited Him-His Wife-Yes the girl is soine 70
leave. Sl " go ana good-foT nothing anyhow
The II ffoise'sspr-Why, thought she was a mocel
sefvanat. sns1 never attempted TO arrange my