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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-08-10
ECCENTRIC TRAVELLERS.
A European Tour That Was Confined
10 "a Canal Boat.


An Enrlishmnn once went abroad
with the design of taking an extern
siye tour on the continent, but was
diverted from his purpose by find
ing himself so comfortable on board
canal boat in Holland or Belgium
that he went no farther, preferring
to be a daily passenger in the boat,
which went and returned between
certain limits on alternate days.
1t seems to be agreed that this
man started on his intended tour in
1915, the year of the battle of Wa
terloo, that he landed at Ostend
with the design of pushing on to
Brussels and that the canal boat
which arrested his progress was one
that piled between Bruges and
Ghent, starting one day ut Ghent
and the other at Bruges.
According to one account which
we have heard, the individual in
question went abroad not merely to
see foreign lands, but in the hope of
meeting with illustrious personages
and distinguished characters, which
will account for his making Brus-
sells in 1913. Finding, however,
that on board the canal boat he not
only fell in with many persons worth
meeting. but had the opportunity
of sitting down with them at Ia
bic d'hot-, he thought he could not
do better, and went backward and
forward, never getting farther than
Ghcnt, until the railroads were in
vented. when he drowned himself on
the last trip of the passage boat.
Another Englishman is said. to
have made a bet that Van Am
burgh, the lion tanner, would be eat
en- by his ferocious pupils within a
given time and followed him about |
the continents of Europe and Amer
lea in the hope of seeing him at
last dcvourcd and so winning his |
stake. Eugene Sue introduces this |
mythical Englishman among the
dramatis pcrsonae Of "The Wander
ing jew"
The Russians also have n story Of
IN eccentric traveller. likewise an
Englishmsn. who posted oyerlasd
and in t.s depth Of winter TO 81.
Petersburg merely to see the ia
mous wrought iron gates Of the
summer garden. lie is said to have
died of grief at finding the gates
superior o. those at the entrance to
bis own pnrk at home.
Add to this tae lying traveller,
who boosted that he had been every
AMI Who on being asked how
he liked Persia replied that he
scarcely knew, rs he had stayed
here only day.
Note also. among eccentrieities,
he noblcmnn Of whom il was in
lnircd ut dinner what he thought Of
Athens. lie turned TO his body
oryant, waiting behind his chair,
md said, John. what did think Of
\thensg'-Sunjhy Magazine.
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OSCAR DevAUl, M. D

Office hours, Ito pa M. ,,ospm.
Once Phone. Scot, iioI.
Residence Phone. linton sgor
Once In University Park Dns s,o,,
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Needed wettins.

When a delightfully."- open winter
was suddenly followed in March by
a spring of deep SHOWS and heavy
Ice many New Englanders we're puz-
zled TO understand the need of such
unwelcome weather, Not so Uncle
Ned Willoughby.
81 told 'em! | told 'em." he said
cheerfully, as he drove his express
sleigh about town in the teeth of
the third blizzard.
"What'd you tell 'em, Uncle
Nedy" asked curious villager.
"Oh, told 'em. says, SAYS |,
Winter | says, can't rot aout w.t.
| says, not withaout more victim N
it hez had,"-Youth's Companion.
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Judge ANA !. Parker Of Albany
was as waggih 90 lee was H.. rned.
Having had .Nc days trial Of a
breach of prnusc "a g. the jury
disagreed and nyr'.,l i,.at verdict
was imposs bic. Said Jud q Parker:
"This Is unfnr ulto. and am sol.
~ for the uncomfortable n.gl,t yoa
have passed., ngt have Circuit
term TO he'd IA New York which
cannot take loaser tlmn a fortnight,
when shall return TO receive your
verdict, il by that time YOU have
reached one. Meanwhile shall
direct the sheriff to make YOU as
comfortable as circumstances will
permit The foreman glnrcd at hii
fellows, and they g.ared at him. but
the foreman, recovering his presence
Of mind, scurrled up and down the
row of double skies and in few
minutes announced verdict for the
defendant, Eat the fair plaintiff
obtained from the appellate court a
new trial on the novel ground that
the Judge had coerced the Jury.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1906-04-07
WEIRD COMPACT
WITH CANNIBAL
Skull Given by Savage Chief Binds
Missionary TO Remember
BOrneO.

BY the acceptance Of the skull of a
savage from wild Borneo tribal king
DIR. W. l.. Il. Luering il pledged upon
his honor to return to the land OF the
savage and resume his missionary
work or send substitute. Dr. Luer-
Ing. n Methodist missionary. has been
among the cannibals OF north Borneo
for the past ten months. and. being
called TO new field. he notified the
chief of the village The chief was
very sorry TO part with Dr Luerlng.
not that he had intentions of reserving
him for feast. but because he had
become Il convert to the white mans
religion"
When the missionary stated that II
he did not return h. would see that
another missionary was sent In his
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kerchief Then NJ signal from the
"hangmen" BENTLEY dropped from the
fence. The rope frightened with his
toes about six inches from the ground
and in an instant he was struggling
tor his life. Bentley's hands had been
bound with cord. and he was unable
tc help himself
For II few moments Campbell and
Hults did not realize the seriousness of
their prank. then when Bentley began
10 choke they rushed in alright to
ward the school Miss Reynolds heard
their cries and rushing out at once,
grasped the situation. She cut the
rope with pair of scissors which she
carried.
Young Bentley was unconscious
when cut down. Ills face was black.
and for few minutes Miss Reynolds
thought he was dead. III" rope had
cut his neck aud blood flowed freely
from the wounds
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STOPPED THIEF
WITH SHAM GUN
Brave Brooklyn MaidenS Hold
Up Burglar and Make Him
DisgOrge.
PISTOL WAS A PAPERWEIGHT
But Intruder Thought II Was the Real
Thing and Gave Up Not Only What
He Had Stolen, but Sixty Cents
Of His Own Money.

Miss Evelyn and Louise Dobson. two
handsome young women of Brooklyn,
living at 10 liemscn street. not only
made burglar give up his boOty. but
backed up by sham pistol they forced
the trembling wretch TO surrender 90
cents of his own money.
This was not discovered until he had
made his escape. while the young wo.
men were delibcrating over the advisa-
bility of callin. II policeman.
The Misses Dobson were told by a
maid that II burglar was in the parl0r,
helping himself 10 everything in sight.
Instead of yelling for the police and
giving the burglar an opportunity to
get away with his booty. Miss Evelyn
went To her room aud picked up u pa
perwcight made IN the form OF pis
tol. With this weapon In her hand she
and her sister went down TO the parlor
opened the door and. leveling the sup
posed pistol NJ the burglar. ordered him
to throw up his hands.
The burglar did as requested. and the
women noticed that buttOned In his
coat he had II fine onyx clock. which he
had taken.
Put that back where you got It,"
commanded Miss Evelyn.
Without hcsilating the burglar placed
the clock on the mnntcl and then plead
ed with the woman not TO shoot
What else have you taken:" asked
the women.
"Oh. just II few things, but III return
them" answered the burglar.
Put them on the floor right In front
OF YOU" said the woman. and the bur
glar ohcyctl.
He took ont Of his spacious pockets
Jewels. hrlc-a.brac and other orna-
ments AMI placed them on the floor
When the women made certain that he
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1906-04-07
MARE WON'T GO
WITHOUT CAT
So Waterbury horseman Is Trying TO
Teach Pussy How TO
Pace.

II greatly troubles Fred Hunt of Wa
terbury. Conn. that this particular cat
cannot pace mile in 2:i5-because
Grace Davis. the mare he Is training.
can. For wherever the mare goes the
cat has TO 20. else the mare is uglier
than the mischief.
The cat, II big Maltese, and the mare
have developed IL remarkable affection
for each other Grace Davis refuses to
sleep at night unless the cat IL snug
gled IN the straw by her side After
the stable boy shakes down her bed
she paws an open spot. In which the
cat must lie. In the daytime the cat
goes To sleep on the mares back, and
she shifts 1T the eats fur and affec-
tionately rubs her nose along the eats
back. When the mare Is exercising the
cat follows and keeps as close as she
can aud Is always AT Grace's heels
when she returns To the stable.
Should the mare he kept away from
her own stable for night she gets
sulky aud II Is feared when she Is
taken 10 the races the Maltese VIII
have to line up and pretend TO start
anyhow or Grace Will lie disgraced as
bucer
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PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT."
had given NJ everything he had taken
they cOolly informed him that they
would have him arrested.
please don't lock me up" he plead
ed. 1--WE got an old mother who Is Il
cripple. Il wife who is in the hospital
and three children To support. would
not have done this ii | hadn't been
driven To 1t. really wouldn't"
They told the burglar 10 step out into
the hallway. while they discussed the
question of sending for the police. The
man walked into the hall. and as the
women We're discussing the proper
steps To take he suddenly showed one
OF them aside and. opening the door.
He'd down the street The wornen gave
chase. but the burglar was too fleet for
them ana escaped.
After returning 10 the house the wo-
men found that besides leaving behind
everything he had stolen the burglar In
his haste 10 diSgorge also had left W
cents of his own money.
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Romh VIZ. n nuII pun.

George Sclloenlcl. II police detective.
took To the bureau of combustibles
from the New York American office a
package which was supposed to COLI
tain Il bomb. II was about ten inches
long. one and II half inches la diameter
and cylindrical in shape II was ad-
dressed To William Randolph Hearst.
New York American and Advertiser.
New York city" The outer cover was
of stiil cardboard. George T. Murray.
superintendent. opened IT, An inner
wrapper proved TO he u portion OF one
OF Thomas W l.awson's articles. and
when Mr.. Murray pulled out the int
rior of the cylinder with pair Of pinch.
ers he found II 10 be the body OF a
small bull pup. white with black spots
ON II.
IIavre de Grace Masons have pur-
chased lot and will erect $l2. 600 hall.
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Mimic Execution In SchOOlhOuSe
Yard Has Almost Fatal
Result.
CUT DOWN BY THE TEACHER
Children Had Read Of Putting TO Death
Of Murderer al COuderspOrt, Pa,
and Decided They Would
Reproduce Il.

When attempting 10 initiate the de-
tails of the execution few days ago
OF Charles Brewster In Coudcrsport,
Pa. two schoolhoys at West Branch
almost hanged one Of their fellows.
When the victim was In the death
struggle he was cut down by Miss
Grace Reynolds, his teacher. and 1t
was several hours before two physl-
clans pronounced him out Of danger.
The hoy who almost lost his life is
Eddie BENTLEY, and the lads who elect
ed themselves his "exccutioncrs" were
Clarence Campbell and Glenn Hults.
Each of I'll" boys is thirteen years old.
They had read all the details of the
hanging of Brewster and after school
was dismissed for the day they decid-
ed TO initiate the hanging The boys
had hot argument over the question
Of which Of ihcm should impersonate
Brewster. and finally the choice fell by
lot To bentley.
The school bell rope was cut, and
one end attached To the branch of
tree close To the school. The two "ex-
ecutioners' called themselves ''sher-
IFS and marched Bentley to the gal
lows" with all the fOrnality they be-
licvcd had attached to the hanging of
Brewster. BENTLEY simulated the weak
heart of the man who died IN Couders-
port. and the two "shcriffs" gave sup
port 10y graSping the lad tightly by the
arms
Bentley climbed To the top of
fence. and from that elevation the
trap was sprung" When Moose had
been slipped on the boys neck
"black cap" was made out of hand
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1906-04-07
WEDNESDAY,,
April 18th, A. d., 1906.
AT 9 O'CLOCK Z. NJ.

All that Canning Plant recently used
by the Dale Canning Co., comprising the
following to wit:
HAWKINS AUTOMATICCAPPER
QUEEN FILLER.
| GAS MACHINE,
STEAM PUMP,
IlOH. p. STEAM ENGINE,
FLOOR TRUCKS. TANKS, LIES,
SCALDING BASKETS. SHAFTlNG.
PULLEYS. ETC, ETC.
4 TON WEIGHING SCALES,
ALSO ABOUT 25.000 EMPTY 3-lb.
TIN CANS.
The plant will be offered AS an entirety.
and will positively be sold. a good OPP
portunity for bargain.
TERMS OF SALE.
20 per cent in cash, and on the re-
mainder credit of six months will be
given, such deferred payments to be
secured by the bonds of the purchaser
bearing interest from day of sale, with
surcties satisfactory to the undersigned.
or all cash at the option of the pur-
chaser.
OLIVER ID. COLLINS,
Trustee.
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Lrnal amo Financial
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the sub
scribcr has obtained from the Orphan s
Court for Worcester County, Maryland,
letters testamcntary on the personal
estate of
WILLIAM HARMON, (colorcD
of Betsy, late of Worcester County de-
ceased.
All persons having claims against the
deceased, are hereby warned to exhibit
the same, with the vouchers thereof, to
the subscriber, on or before the 9th
day of September. 1906. They may
otherwise by law be excluded from all
benefits of the said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to
make immediate payment. Given un-
der my hand this 9th day of March,
1906. JOHN $. AYDELOTTE.
Executor.
Test: EDWARD L. DAVIS,
Mrch. 3lst-3t. Register of Wills.
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VIM. S. McMASTER, Attorney -at-Law
Order NiSi.

William S. McMaster, Edgar w. Me
Master and Francis J. McMaster.
VS..
Samuel Mem. Lloyd, Mary Il. Freeman
and husband. Rodney +. Richardson
and others.
In the Circuit Court for Worcester
County, in Equity. No 2OSO. March
term. 1906 to wit: April I'd, 1906.
ORDERED that the sale made and
reported by William S. McMater, Trustee
for the sale of the real estate in the
above cause described. be ratified and
confirmed unless cause to the contrary
thereof be shown on or before the Both
day of April next, provided copy OF
this order be inserted in some news
paper printed in Worcester County once
in each of three successive weeks be-
fore the 23d day of April next.
The report states the amount of sales
to be $2050. 90.
FRANCIS HENRY PuRNELI.. Clerk.
True Copy. Test:
FRANCIS HENRY PURNEII.. Clerk.
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Fighter Under Lee A Suicide

Easton, Md. April 3. Isaac James
Blunt. who served under General Rob-
ert +. Lee in the civil war. committed
suicide by shooting in his stable here
today. To j. H. X Shannahan, who
was his comrade in the Confederate
army. Blunt left this note:
Good bye Shanny You have been a
true friend to me and | thank you for
all your kindness, am sorry famed
your horse Daisy" you have allowed
me to use. hope she will soon be all
right. | am Respondent. cannot
stand my business troubles.
Blunt was 6S years old and conneated
with the leading families of Talbot and
Queen Anne's counties. OF late years
he had been in the sewing machine
business.
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Grip Quickly Knocked Out.

''Some weeks ago during the severe
winter weather both my wife and my
self contracted severe colds which
speedily developed into the worst kind
Of la grippe with all its miserable symp-
toms, says Mr.. j. S. Egleston of Maple
Landing, Iowa. Knees and joints
aching, muscles sore, head stopped up.
eyes and nose running, with alternate
spells of chills and fever. We began
using Chamberlain Cough Remedy,
aiding the same with double dose Of
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver Tab
let's, and by its liberal use soon com
pletely knocked out the grip" Sold by
=. ID. Cottingham & Co.
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s,.r,lng Tramp Ate mI- shirt.

An unknown tramp who had eaten
half OF his shirt 10 keep from starving
to death was rescued from n box car
in the freight yards nj Cincinnati. The
car had arrived from the north and
was being switched about the yards
when yardmen heard faint pounding
OH the sides Of the ear They found
the door tightly hound by coating OF
sleet and Ice aud had difficulty In get
ting II open. The tramp said he had
been four days without anything to
eat, lie was given food and hot coffee
and allowed to depart
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the cANNInAL GAVE HIN A SKULL,

place the cannibal took from his choice
collection the skull of oae of his vic
tins and gave II To his friend. saying
that II bound him to his pact. The
cannibal chief further stipulated that
the new missionary should he known
by the sign of this skull. which he
must bring with him rs fulfillment
of the pledge. As DR. Luering cannot
return. he asked the missionary board
TO send II substitute. who will carry
with him this relic OF barbarism and
thus redeem Or. l.uering's pledge OF
honor
DR.. Luering visited the widest sec
lions OF north Bornco. being the first
white man to do so and return. His
knowledge of medicine brought him
TO the notice of the chief, who finally
gave him permission 10 preach TO the
natives, which resulted in the CONVEX
sion Of many. including his sable mai
esty. The snvages build their huts In
trees as protection against beasts.
reptiles and neighboring tribes.
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THOMAS S. PRICE.

late of Worcester County, deceased.
All persons having claims against the
deceased. are hereby warned to exhibit
the same, with the vouchers thereof, to
the subscriber. on or before the 9th
day of September. 1906. They may
otherwise by law be excluded from all
benefits of the said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to
make immediate payment. Given un-
der my hand this 9th day of March,
1906. WILLIAM H. PRICE,
Administrator.
Test: EDWARD =. DAVIS.
Mrch. 3lst-3t. Register of Wills.
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Largest BdttlGShip In World.

The greatest battleship in the world
will be owned by the United States.
The new Constitution is to be a monster
of 10. 400 tons. This exceeds by 400
tons the new British battleship. the
Dreadnought, which was recently given
to the sea. Germany, France and
Japan have already taken steps to build
$4,000 ton warships, showing that the
trend Of the best naval opinion is strong
ly toward big ships with big guns.
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WRECKED SAILORS
WALK TO SHORE
Steamship In Storm Hurdles Bar and
Lands High and Dry on
Beach.

Stored by dead reckoning and thirty
niles out of her course. the Norwegian
fruit steamship Bodo hurdled sand
bar south of Oak island. of the Long
Island coast, on n recent stormy night
md settled down for a rest that bids
fair 10 be an extended one.
Usually Il sand bar does not allow Il
steamer To triiic with 1t In this way
with IMMUNITY. but this happened TO he
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n mushy sort of sand bar that had not
attained its full growth and the
steamer went over IL without even
suffering n sprain. More than this. the
sand bar. with an apparent desire TO
carry hospitality TO the limit. heaped
itself around the ship so that the crew
at daylight walked ashore dry shod.
The feelings OF the Oak island and
Fire island life savers. who were rous-
ed from Il sound sleep by Coston lights
and rockets tn rush down their surf
boats and prepare TO shoot lines to the
supposed inpcriled crew. are said to
have been expressed In language that
Is unfit for polite usage when they saw
the steamer fully 200 feet from the
water At daylight they made other
unconplimentary remarks. II was not
until Captain Berger y. Larsen and his
crew of twenty-five men approached
them In person to return thanks that
the life savers were appeased and
boarded the Bodo to sample her ba
mana cargo aud what other refresh
ments were set out by grateful com
mauder
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BE sure and use that old and we'll.
tried remedy. Mrs Winslow's Soothing
Syrup. for children teething. Ii soothes
the child. softens the gums. allays all
pain, cures wind collie and is the best
remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty-Five
cents "a bottle.
IT IS THE BEST OF ALL
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Letter To John p. Moore. Snow Hill. Md

Dear Sir: A gallon saved is 81 or S.
earned.
Two gallons saved is So or $40 earned.
Three gallons saved is SIS or $l5 earn
ed.
Four gallons saved is SIG or $50 earn
ed.
Five gallons saved is $50 or $25 earn
ed.
1t costs SO or 81 n gallon to paint, be-
sides the paint: as much to brush-on a
gallon of worthless paint as Devoe.
Mr. Ezra Rathmel, Williamsport, Pa.
always used II gallons of mixed paint for
his house; Devoe took 6.
Yours truly
+. w. DEvoE 4 Co.
As New York.
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FOR SALE.

For sale All the pine timber. down
to 10 inches across the stump. on about
l25 acres of land. Price $500.
Also rs stacks of fodder at So. 80 per
stack. Orders filled for white leghorn
eggs for setting on short notice at So On
per hundred.
A. G. HOLLOWAY. Newark, Md
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ErnaI ano Financial

BY virtue of deed of trust executed
by the Dale Canning Co., dated the 9th
day of June, 1905, and duly recorded
among the land records Of Worcester
County, Nd. the undersigned Trustee
named therein will sell at public auction
to the highest bidder on the premises
recently occupied by said Canning Co.,
in the town Of Whaleyville, Worcester
County, on
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Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the sub
scriber has obtained from the Orphans
Court for Worcester County. Maryland.
letters testamentary on the personal
estate of
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TO Cure a Cold In One Day
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money il il
fails TO cure. +. w GROVES sigma
ture il on each box. 25c
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Use. ON. Dollar mn. For unaer.h,rt

Charles Nribr was Ia police court in
Cleveland the other day charged with
intoxicatlon. lie was without an over
coat
How do you keep warm in such
weather as this with those light
clOthcs:" asked Judge Fielder.
I'm show you" remarked Kelbe.
He threw his light coat on the table.
Next his vest came on. He then show
ed the covering at dollar bills.
There are ninety of them. They and
ten more were given To me 10y my wife
when lost her the other day" said
Kelbe.
How did you lose herr asked the
judge
"Shc got divorce. | lost her In the
courthouse"
Keibe was discharged.
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a Guaranteed Cure For Piles
Itching. Blind. Bleeding. Protruding
Piles, Druggists are authorized 10 re-
fund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails
To cure in q to II days. soc
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All smart up-to- date women Of to-day.
Know how to bake. wash. sing and play
Without these talents a wife is N. G.
Unless she takes Rocky Mountain Tea.
p. ID. Cottingham & Co.