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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17

bility, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, "all-gone and
'want-to-be-left-alone" feelings, blues
and hopelessness, they should remem-
Der there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other female medicine in the
world has received such widespread
and unqualified endorsement.
The needless suffering of women from
diseases peculiar to their sex is terrible
to see. The money which they pay to
doctors who do not help them is an
enormous waste. The pain is cured
and the money is saved by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t is well for women who are i'll to
write Mrs. 3inkham, at Lynn, Mass.
The present Mrs. Pinlxham is the
daughter-in-law of Lydia e. Pinkham,
her assistant for many years before her
decease, and for twenty five years
since her advice has been freely given
to sick women. In her great expert
ence, which covers many years, she
has probably had to deal with dozens
of cases just like yours. Her advice
is strictly confidential.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17
Where and Wherefore.

The patient at the clinic suddenly
shook off the fumes of ether, sat up on
the operating table and said: Where
am I?'
When nobody answered, he looked
wildly into the faces of the students
who filled the ampitheater and cried
out: What am here for?"
And a voice from the rear benches
replied: For instance. Puck.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17
How to See Sea serpents.

"a glass;" cried the skipper. "a
glass there, We lubbers.'
He studied carefully the passing OBJ
ject.
Another glass, and in a hurry, or,
SILVER my timbers-"
But it was not till alter the third
glass that he was ready to take oath
that it was real sea serpent which
had passed athwart the weather bow
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17

Il must confess" he said In sud
den burst Of confidence, that am an
odd man. long to be different"
ooh, this, is so sudden" exclaimed
Miss Passay, throwing herself upon
his neck, for she, too, was odd and
lcnged to be even.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern inventors.

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, MINI. Byron Ba,
ker, Minneapolis, Mimi, threshing ma
chine; George Beck, Beavercreek,
MINI, register for pool tables; John
Crowley, Duluth, Mimi, railway track
gage and brace; Henry J. DAVIS, Min
neapolis, Mimi, pneumatic stacker
Peter Hitler, Foley, Mimi, folding
stove; Soren Nelson, Marietta, Mimi,
shock loader; William Unke, Duluth,
Mimi, garment fastener.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17

It is hard for an empty sack to stand
done, go, if not send.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17
Amen!

No American gunpowder should
ever be burnt to send a shot into the
heart Of Old Ironsides.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17

pains down through my limbs so could
hardly walk. 1t was as bad case of female
trouble as I have ever known. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, however,
cured me within four months. Since that
time have had occasion to recommend it to
a number of patients suffering from all
forms Of female difficulties, and find that
while it is considered unprofessional to rec
ommend patent medicine, can honestly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, for have found that it cures
female ills, where all other medicine falls 1t
is a grand medicine for sick women"
Money cannot buy such testimony as
this-merit alone can produce such re-
suits, and the ablest specialists now
agree that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound is the most univer-
sally successful remedy for all female
diseases known to medicine.
When women are troubled with ir-
regular, suppressed or painful periods,
weakness, displacement or liberation
of the female organs, that bearing
down feeling, Inflammation, backache,
bloating Tor fatulence) general debili-
ty, indigestion, and nervous prostra-
ton, or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excita-
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-17
A TRAINED NURSE
After Years OF Experience Advises Women I'm
Regard to Their Health.

Mrs. Martha Poh1man
of So Chester Avenue,
Newark, N. j., who is 8
graduate Nurse from the
Blockley Training School,
at Philadelphia, and for
six years Chief Clinic
Nurse at the Philadelphia
Hospital, writes the letter
printed below. She has
the advantage of personal
experience, besides her
professional education,
and what she has to say
may be absolutely relied
upon.
Many other women are
afflicted as she was. They
can regain health in the
same way. 1t is prudent
to heed such advice from
such a source.
Mrs. Pohlman writes:
CT am firmly persuaded,
after eight years of experience
with Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, that it
is the safest and best medicine
for any suffering woman to
USE"
" Immediately after my
marriage I found that my
health began to fail me. / be-
came weak and pale, with
severe bearing-down pains,
fearful backaches and fire.
quent dizzyspells. The doctors
prescribed for me, yet I did
not improve. I would bloat
after eating, and frequently
become nauseated. l had
pains down through my lin
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-04
C0UNTYSEAT GELEBRA-
 TION A SUCCESS
Continued From Page D

the hvdrant the assistant plug man took turn around the pump with the hose. which held it fast while he made the connection. They got water in 26-3-5 seconds, beating the Cananea time hy the fraction of second. A protest was immediately made on ac- count of the action of the plug man in taking hitch around the hydrant. and a great many wanted the race run over by the Cananea and Douglas Shelter teams. The committee on ar engagements held a meeting al which the captains of the teams were pres ent. and after looking up the rules governing the contest. 1t was decided that weak spot had been left by tho committee in framing the rules. for the occasion. and that the Douglas boys could not be disnualified for talk ing advantage of it. They were therefore awarded the prize of $l5G and the silver cup. which was present ed by MT. Charles Krueder. The con ditions upon which the ownership of the cup depends. is that the same team must win it three times in succession, al contests iii Cochise County, in which the Cananea team may partici- pate if they desire. The Bisbee team was third in this event with 29 3-5 seconds.
 The dry test for 150 yards, for which a prize of $250 was offered. was won by Bisbee in the fast time of "A seconds.
 There were many bets placed on the different teams in the hose races, and 1t was regrettable that the dispute came up over the wet test. After the conclusion of the regular program an impromptu race program was arranged and run on Allen street. Everything was cowboy style, and was feature of the day Many of the visitors re mained over for the big dance which was held at Gage Hall last evening. The committee on arrangements cer- tainly deserves the highest credit for the manner in which they handled the big crowd, and went through the whole program without a hitch.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-04

there was a general meeting of the teachers at the Central School build ing, at which time they were given directions as to the care of buildings, and rooms of which they will have charge. and in regard to matters of discipline ir general. The different teachers were then assigned to what is called hall duty. which is the duty of maintaining order in the different corridors at times of recess. After this the special teachers gave general instructions to the other teachers ir regard to the manner in which the pupils are to be exercised in the spe- cial branches. Of these branches there are two, namely, vocal music and drawing.
 MT. G. E. Krinbill will be special in structor in music, and will spend Monday. Tuesday and Friday of each week in Bisbee. and the other days at Douglas. A thorough course in this subject will be given.
 Mir. Arnold Wagner will he special instructor in drawing. and vii, spend Wednesday. Thursday and Friday of each week in Bisbee-the other days at Douglas.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-04

famous military band from the Yaqui river post, military companies con sistlng of several hundred infantry and Kosteriitzky's ruraies, city off cials in carriages. school children. se- cret orders and private citizens.
 .we want to make this parade not only a parade of Mexicans but of ev- cry nationality represented in Cana nea." said General Torres, "and want the parade. the more successful the demonstration and the better we will feel about it. This is an open invita- ton for the visitors to Cananea as we'll as residents" els.
 Acting upon the request of General Torres. foreign residents of canansa' have already begun to band them selves into bodies to march in the big parade and viii do all in their power To make it a success, while the sub scription list, filled as it is with the names of both Americans and Mexi- cans. shows that they have united in the common object of promoting good feeling between the two nationalities.
 After the parade the crowd will ad- journ to the Palacio Municipal where speeches will be made by the various orators. The afternoon will be spent in merrymaking by both residents and visitors and all are expected to join in. It is probable that large recep- ton will be held at one of the public buildings and Mexican and American brought side by side in a social way. It Is also thought that there will be several private parties and receptions during the afternoon as well as at night.
 After the evening repast has been finished big fireworks display will be given and the crowd will then ad- journ to the Cananea club to what is confidently expected to be the biggest and best ball ever given in Cananea. Elaborate preparations will be made for this affair and 1t will prove most enjoyable.
 Beside this entertainment will be several private dances and receptions. In face of all preparations it is thought by the majority of people here that a great social success. as well as pro- motion of good feeling. where dis Agreements have existed. will be ac- complished and great good done by the day. generally thought a fateful one on the other side of the line be- cause of baseless rumors.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-04
GENERAL TORRES IS PLANNING
 CELEBRATION
Hearty Invitation Is Extended to Americans on Both Sides of the Line to Come to Can anea on September 18th,
Special to Review)

CANANEA. Sept S.-"Do we want Americans here on the 18th? Of course we want them" said General Torres today in answer to query of your correspondent.
 Not only do we wish them 10 be here. but we are going to make an effort to bring the largest crowd from outside of Mexico ever gathered in Cananea on any occasion"
 These false rumors, which have been going the round both in Mexico and on the American side of the line. are very vexatious to us. The feeling aroused during the little trouble here on June 1st has died natural death and there is no danger here to life or property Not as much as there is in hundreds of so-called orderly Amer ican towns
 Tt Is our desire to have a great love feast on the birthday,-of Mexieo's Independence. We will advertise the day from Fl Paso and Los Angeles to Denver and will irvite newspaper men from all over the country to be pres ent and judge for themselves how much there is in the revolution talk being made by malicious and misin- formed people on the American side
 General Torres said further that rates have been written for and will doubtless be secured over the various roads leading to this place. The day will no doubt be d great success as the committee appointed for the purpose of collecting funds are putting in every moment and already have large sum.
 The program for the day has beer further enlarged since the proposal fol a great celebration was first made. Il is now proposed to have big parade starting immediately after the excur- sions from outside points arrive, whict will probably be about noon. and with the visitors. parade the principa streets The parade will consist of th'
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-04
LOCAL SCHOOLS OPEN TODAY FOR
 l THE TERM
Teachers Assigned to Different Duties = Large Enroll-
 ment Expected.

The schools of this district will re- open today for the 1906-1S07 term. Extensive improvements have been made in the school buildings at Lo- we'll. Don Luis and South Bisbee, which, together with the additions to the course at the Central School. will make the equipment and courses of instruction in these schools equal to any in the Territory.
 At the Central School, the course of manual training will be inaugurated and promises to be one of the most popular branches in the curriculum. The money to defray the expenses of installing this department (s1050). was collected by the members of the Wom- ans Club last spring. A complete equipment for teaching manual train ing both to boys and girls has been ordered. and will be ready for usevery shortly after school opens. The pupils in the fifth and higher grades will re ceiye one lesson for an hour each week in this branch.
 The Lowell school house has been completely renovated. and the ca paeity has heen doubled, This, school building is now equipped for the ac- commodation of 400 pupils, and pre- sents the appearance of very modern educational institution Six teachers have been assigned 10 duty at this school, and if the trustees find that the enrolment will warrant rne ser vices of any more. the necessary in crease in the faculty will be made.
 The Don Luis school house has also been enlarged, and will now accomo- date 100 pupils. where formerly 1t orlv afforded space fo fifty.
 The capacity of the school ar South Bisbee has also been increased from 50 to 100.
 All of the blackboards in the school houses throughout the district will be of slate, a new supply having been or dered to take the place of the old fashioned boards which were formerly used. The desks for the new school rooms at Lowell, Don Luis and South Bisbee arrived yesterday. and large force of carpenters set the desks in the different rooms.
 Superintendent Philbrook said yes terday that he expects to see 8 larger enrolment this year than any other in the history of the district. It is estimated that 1900 pupils will be en- relied during the first week. and from that time on the enrolment will be steadily augmented by the registra- tion of the many who always fail to register on time. The school census shows that there are 1915 schoo children in the district, as against a tctsI enrollment of 1t65 last year
 Yesterday afternoon at 2 o'cloci
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

TIE total rural delivery routes
number 35. and increase of 3.713
during the year The republican
party deserves all the credit for this
splendid feature of our mail service.
When it was first proposed under
democratic administration the demo-
cratic president and the democratic
postmaster general dismissed it with
a sweep of the hand as impractical
and too expensive to be considered. '
OF this matter which concerned all
the farmers Of our nation the remark
was made that there were more i'm
portant matters" to be tended TO.
The democratic congress coneurred
in this view, and then set to work to
enact a tariff law which wiped ont
the profit the farmer made on every
bushel Of grain he sold and reduced
the selling price of every pound of
stock the farmer put on the market.
What the farmers did to the demo-
cratic party. the following election
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13
THEATRICAL NOTES.

Billy Kersands' famous MINISTRIES
come to the Towle opera house on
Saturday, August Is, and is announc-
ed as the best attraction of its kind
on the road.
Among the new members of the
organization is Billy Nichols, the
world-renown mimic, a product OF
| Alabama, whose limitations the most
critical praise.
/ Arthur Maxwell the trick biey-
clist. whose feats on the wheel are
death-defying and at times so mar
velous that it is beyond the concep-
ton of the audience how he can con-
troll himself from falling.
Langford Smith, Johnson, and
Comeron supply the comedy of the
performance, and it is of a clean
side-splitting variety
The company consists of thirty-tive
people and Prof. Lacy's challenge
band. the best cornet band in the
country \ grand street parade vii
be given at 1880 a m. and 1880 p
m. on day of performance, a reveIa
ton in itself
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

DR. WILLIAM Kirk Bryce who
came over from England to reform
Chicago. which he had been given
to understand was the wickedest city
in the world, has found the job too
much for him and has resigned the
pastorate of the Fourth Baptist
church in West Monroe street, from
which he directed his work, to ''ac-
cept a CALI from South Bend. APP
parently the hit Dr. Bryce made with
his west side congregation was no
greater than the impression he made
on the "wickedest city in the world. "
His declaration of his undying al
legiance to the British sovereign fell
rather flat AT South Bend he will
have a smaller field but an easier
task There is not so much to re-
form in Indiana as there is in the
western Babylon. He is wise in
making the shift lie must learn to
shoot squirrels before he tackles ele-
plants
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

SATURDAY night the indianapolis
News had an able co editorial which
went on 10 say that there was but
little doubt but what a fight had
been pulled oil At indianapolis the
night before. The prosecuting attor-
ney and chief Of police were told OF
the law OF Indiana forbidding such
an affray and respectfully called on
to investigate the matter.
The News is easy They knew
about the fight as soon as anybody
but very kindly held off till the af-
fair was over and everybody gone.
Meanwhile Reformer Hanly is still
delivering ehautauqua lectures at 200
bucks per. And this able editorial
from the organ OF Fairbanksthe es-
teemed our dear gov. and Billy
Bloodshed
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

Carleton E. Hanson,
Watseka; Mrs. c. A. Bosworth, Barre,
VT; Mary L. Bosworth, Barre. VT ;
Geo. H. Pfeif, Lisbon; Charles e. Eos
ter and wife, Valparaiso; :. A. Tur-
ner, wife and daughter, Valparaiso;
H. B. Van Loan and wife, Louis Fl
Stafford, w c. F'rancke, Chicago;
R. G. Parry, Crown Point, J. Walsh,
Toledo, o.; A Cradle, Huntington
w H. Wagner. N. E. Holmes G. H
Wheelhouse. w H. Bauther, Jno. T
Byone, J. P Muth, H. J. Hecklin, Chi
cago; A Campbell. Whiting, E. Wei
liam, Whiting
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

Bertha NJ Clay's novel, Dora
Thorne." has been dramatized and
the Rowland & Clifford company will
present it here. The trace of the
hand of a genuine artist is seen back
or Dora Thorne Its distance, its
splendid perspective, its rare eolors.
the careful working of the details
Of it's various pictures give at first
hand an artistic atmosphere to its
production, which before has been Of
ten attempted but rarely accomplish
ed In none of these scenes is there
. blast of garishness, strong lights
are never employed, forward the
stage is kept particularly free from
setting. and the effective eoIors, ad-
mirably chosen and perfectly blend
ed. are the background tones. The
artist who designed these pictures
is not a stranger to the art galleries,
+ for technique of the painter is herein
imitatiyely employed to splendid ad-
vantage The position of the play
ers, the way in which Miss Sadie Mar
ion plays Dora Thorne works into
the pictures with unusual fidelity OF
artistic standard. This beautiful
and superior production of Bertha NJ
Clay's famous novel dramatized will
/ appear at the Towle opera house on
Sunday. August 10.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13
RAILROAD NOTES

Railroad prosperity continues phe-
nomenal. each day furnishes fresh
evidence in the form of good reports.
During the six months ending June
80, 1906, earnings were reported for
$4,000, or So per cent of the en-
tire country, aggregating $941, 000,-
000. This was an increase of over
Il per cent, the largest rate Of gain
since 1900, when the increase was
slightly below IA per cent.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

4 travelling man who makes all
the large cities west of Chicago once
year for his speciality house, de-
elares that the best street car ad-
vertising he ever saw came TO his
notice in Denver last spring.
He says he does not know whether
the advertisement draws much trade,
but it certainly was original and at
tracts much attention and laughter.
1t ran:
The person sitting under the card
is one Of our customers. Very cranky
and hard to please, but did you ever
| see a sweller dresser? Try us your
self.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

There IS more catarrh in this section of the
country than al other diseases put together and
unit the last few years was supposed to he in
curaele- For a great MANY years doctors pro-
nounced II q local disease and prescribed local
remedies and by constantly failing TO cure with
local treatment. pronounced il incurable Sci
ence has proven catarrn to re q constitutional
disease and therefore requires constitutional
treatment Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
~ F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio. is the only
constitutional cure on the market It is taken
internally in doses from ten drops to a teaspoon
fui. II acts directly on the blood and muco :
surfaces OF the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case It fails to cure. send for
circulars and testimonials
ADDRESS: F. ]. CHENEY & Co. Toledo. Ohio.
sold by Druggists. &c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13

Senator Beveridge, of Indiana, was
talking one afternoon in Washington
to a group of newly-elected congress
men.
You boys" he said, must on no
account appear green keep cool, go
slow, think before you speak, then
you wont give yourself away"
The unripe congressman laughed,
and Senator Beveridge continued:
Il should hate to hear that one of
you acted as new Southern con
gresham once did.
HE, as soon as he reached Wash
ington, went off to a photographer S
to be photographed.
. I want my likeness taken, he
said.
!" 'Cabinet?' the photographer
asked.
THE Seutherner redeemed and
! looked pleased.
= No. he answered, just plain,
everyday congressman -
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-08-13
WHEN TO QUIT
ADVERTISING

An English journal request
ed a number of its largest adj
vertisers to give their opinions
concerning the best time to
stop advertising, and the fol-
lowing replies were received:
When the population ceases
to multiply and the genera
lions that crowd On after you
and never heard Of you stop
coming on.
When you have convinced
everybody whose life will
touch yours that you have bet
ter goods and lower prices
than they can get anywhere
else.
When you stop making for
tunes right in your sight
solely through the direct use
Of the mighty agent.
When you forget the words
Of the shrewdist and most sue
oessful men concerning the
main cause of their prosperity.
When younger and fresher
houses in your line cease
starting up and using the
trade journals in telling peo-
pie how much better they can
do for them than you can.
When you would rather
have your own way and fail
than to take advice and win.