Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-07-03
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Life insurance. Standard OIL, coal
road stock. deviled ham. What next?
milwaukee Sentinel.
The anarchist is an enemy of the hui
man race, and should be dealt with as
Philadelphia Press.
San Francisco school children are to
go to school in tents win they ever
be able to enjoy a circus in after years?
New York Commercial.
No doubt the Pullman porters run
ming on the Pennsylvania lines are now
jealous of the higher officials, who en-
joyed the coal stock graft-Houston
Post.
Mr. Rockefeller gees abroad in a
$500 state room. but then it must be
remembered that he is taking Il spe-
cialist physician along -New York
World
President Baer now takes up the
muck rake If the practice spreads pro-
fessiona. wielders of that implement
will find their occupation gone.-New
York World.
1t is reported from Washington that
Senator Beveridge is troubled with in
digestion Been reading the beef COM
missioners' report, eh?-Philadelphia
North American.
Some old letters of Rockefeller have
just come to light, and show that he
was n favor of the simple spelling be
fore Carnegie ever thought of it
Philadelphia Ledger.
That old. old joke about the sausage
jumping from the butchers hook when
whistled for and called Fido proves to
have been grossly fattering to the saus-
age.--New York Press.
Trust magnates may be very smart
men, in their own Offices, but on the
witness stand they Go not appear to
have any more sense than ordinary
men.-Washington Star.
A Salt Lake woman who was COM
PEELED to chose between her husband
and her dog stood by the latter. It's
not an easy matter to get really good
dog-New York Herald
The business talent of some of those
railroad clerks was so pronounced that
If they had not been found out they
might have owned the road in a short
,ime.-Philadelphia Press.
Mr.. Cassatt is reported to be per-
turbed over that railroad graft bust
ness. This is disheartening. as folks
believed that he would be at least agi-
tated-New York World
Jesse f. James of Missouri. son of
the notorious Jesse james, seems to be
of quite different sort He has just
been admitted to the bar Outlaw and
in law -New York Commercial.
The Anthracite Trust has put the
price of coal up Is cents just to show
that the miners aren't the only persons
who can be magnanimous to the public.
Philadelphia North American.
Why should there be sympathy for a
railroad clerk who is dismissed for
accepting coal stock? Such gifts are
the inalienable prerogatives of the ''men
higher up."-New York Herald
San Francisco makes the sinister an
nouncement that its marriage license
bureau and the detention ward for
those suspected OF insanity are in the
same building.-New York Herald
j. Pierpont Morgan has purchased
the noted art collection of Rudolphe
Kann for five and a fifth millions.
Which reminds us that some Kann and
some can't.-New York Commercial
We have not been able to decide
whether the conviction of the packers
on the charge of Tebating is anarchy in
the courts or a blow at our agricultural
interests and foreign trade.-Philadel-
phia North American.
If the Panama Canal is really to be
did chance down there for some leath-
er-lunged band to put the finishing
touches to Everybody Works But
Father. Washington Post
Sarah Bernhardt took day off at
Coney Island to shoot the chuteS and
do other girlish stunts. 1t gives us hope
that there are many, many positively
farewell tours yet in store for the
count;,y. --Philadelphia North Amer
lean.