Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-08-01

man Flynn. ct is as free f'r ye to
Fave as it is f'r We to come to. Niver
a ma-an is holdin' ye."
The man moved on. He said some
thing about the minions OF the law"
and ''the bloodhounds of monopoly"
but something in the expression OF Po-
l1ceman Flynn's face convinced him
that it was wise 10 move on. Still, he
lived in that vicinity, and it was not
his nature to remain long quiet. So a
few days later Flynn found him hold
ing forth in the same strain again,
and again he forced him to move on.
But the policeman was troubled.
1T is hazard to know what to do"
he told his wife. "He do be ma-akin'
a lot Of throuble an shtirrin' up a lot
Nv the ign'rant gazabos, but if I r-run
him in twill ma-ake a martyr Nv him,
no Hiss; an thin," he added with a
sigh, I'D be at the nuisance iv appear
in ag'in him in coort, an what wu'ud
sa-ay to tn judge? Ono! I think I
see mesilf.
This la-ad,' says I to tn judge, is
shootin' off his mouth an sayin'
hazard things ag'ir tn governmint.'
cd We Think says tn Judge to me,
this great governmint is afraid iv
tn idle vaporin's iv wan misguided
wretch? It is the worryin' " thin
kind iv min that brings thin to no.
tice an ma-akes THIN dangerous. Lave
thin alone an no wan IL notice thin.
Thin tn pa7arers come out an
ta-alk iv tn policy Nv rap-prission &C.
cordin' to tn Rooshian rla-an an tn
ha-arm that's done be it. An afther
that tbs Barney Flynn on tn carpet in
tn capt'in's Office FIR ma-akin' a fool
" himsllf."
"Well, why don't We lave him alone,
thin?" demanded Mrs. Flynn.
"Oho! there We are with ye-er wise
WORLDS" retorted Policeman Flynn
rye know it all, iv coorse We do. II
ye only had shtar an book iy
r-rules ye'd be whole polls foorce
I niver hear-rd " woman sittin' al
home mendin' tn shtockin's that c'u'd
MT settle livery pr-roblem iv tn day
| I'll lay We tin to wan whin tn prisidin1
Nv this great country comes in t
dinner afther hazard da-ay's work.
an says, I'm havin' bit iv throuble
gettin' that threaty through tn sinh
tn wa-ay I want it, his wife luks a.
| him schornful-like an tells him, IF
was ma-an I'd put it through in wal
da-ay.' Ohio! t is easy settlin' tn,
great affairs in tn dinin' room
Lave him alone,' says you. Suppose
I do; what thin? Why, afther a bi
mebbe somethin' goes WRONG or :
d1nnymite bum is found an livery wal
is shcared. 1T Is the fault iv tn pc
lis they says. They ha-ave bee,
givin' too much liberty to tn danger
Gus characters. Why, this felly,' say:
they, has been havin' it all his OWL
wa-ay over on Patrolman Flynn's bea
whin he sh'u'd have been rap prissed a
tn 'beginnin'.' An so I'm on tn car
pet ag'in fr derry.nckshun " july.
tell We, Mary, ye get it goin' and com
in"
Having thus explained the trouble:
that beset official life in q way tha
will be appreciated by men in muc1
higher positions, Policeman Flynn pre-
pared to drop the subject In. order tt
give his exclusive attention to his pip,
and his paper. But Mrs. Flynn wa
not at the end Of her resources.
"Why don't ye ha-ave a ta-alk Will
him?" she asked eye might tell hin
tn throuble he's maxim ye."
This seemed so absurd to Policeman
Flynn that he Only laughed. Never
theless, the idea took root, and on,
day, when opportunity offered, h
opened conversation with the aAar
chist.
II suppose" he remarked, that :
is no use discussin' tn matther Will
ye, but don't ye see ye're wrong, an
ye're only maxim throuble' f'r ye-er
Silt an f'r me?" &~-- :.
Il have right to my views" assert
ed the anarchist
"Sure We: ha-ave," admitted Police
man Flynn "but ye ha-ave no. r-rlgh
to- be foorcin' thin on Others"
'They force theirs on me-" proteste'
! the anarchist. !. - ~. <.
Policeman Flynn gave this phase o
the question thoughtful consideration
before replying ,.... .z ,:: s: .}..t