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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26

TO LET-e2s 10th ST. BETWEEN PORT
land and Park avs, by owner, q 14-room
up-to-date, large porch. large barn, sc feet
front, nice trees: will rent reasonable to
responsible party on lease for two years;
can give possession at once Call at the fur
store for the key. l.. C. Gold, 7O1 Henne-
pin ay.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26

WANTED-A MAN THAT HAS A BARN SUIT
able. for two horses, to- drive delivery wagon:
good wages; work all winter. Apply after Z
pm: tonight at Brand Stove Co., $3.50 4th
av S. #S2 49, 49,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26

ONE 36xs-FooT BOILER, ONE 12-HoRsEPoW-
er Erie City steam engine, one 2xS1Ax10
Worthington duplex steam pump, several
smaller engines and pumps, one 12-horsepower
prices. Enterprise Machine Co., Minneapolis,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26

Chickering piano. good new, 1925; Kim
bah piano, large size, in splendid condition,
1925; Colby piano, SITS; Kranich & Bach pi-
nearly new; $500 buys 1925 Mcphail piano.
Used pianos for $25. $40, $685. $40, $135. Easy
terms Of 81, IS and 81 month: Foster &
Waldo, SO 9Th st S. corner Nicollet av.,
FOR sALE-cHEAP, NO USE FOR THEM,
need the room. five kitchen tables. two office
chairs, typewriter, gas shades. ash can, stove
pipes, one top for desk. shelving wrapping
paper holder, rubber sign printing outfit, glass
partition doors, two printers racks, one shot
gun piece oilcloth. carpet. 115 9Th
ST
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26
BARTER AND EXCHANGE

TO EXCHANGE Or FOR SALE-NEARLYl
new; one Regina music box. cost 5000 when
new; will exchangetfor x k diamond or what
have you Z Lock box CO.. Volga,. 81: D.
STANDARD MAKE, MAHOGANY CASE Pr
ano for sale cheap will take lot. horse or
pllonoglaphI as part payment. Address SSH,
JOrrrAl .4Ss% Y 81 Z, s. z
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26

1908 PARK Az. DUPLEX. LOWER; FIVE
large rooms, handsomely decorated laundry,
storeroom hot water heat. large grounds barn.
new; frst-class good seyen-room house. 3205
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26
FOR sALE-MIs cE,LLANEoUs

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Q : F1Ano : B 4 g 9 9 Q Q
0 Steinway piano. $195; Chickering, ebony O
o case $500; Knabe. ID octayes, $11O; O.
o Hallet & Davis, oak case, SLIPS; Gabler, O
o mahogany case, $15O; Sterling fine condi- o
Q t ton, $l35; Crown, big bargain, $14o; Yves o
0 ley, like new, $110; Wheelock, $65. Don't o
o decide on a piano until you have given us o
o an opportunity to show you our stock. We o
o are offering positively the best bargains 0
o In Minneapolis. A Gull will convinse you. 0
o Easy terms o
o Howard, Farwell & Co., o
% TOT Ncollet av.
o o o o
PIANOS: &
Exceptional bargains in high-grade pianos
this week: RI -
steinway Baby Grand, secondhand, almost
like new $3.50.
Baer Bros, fancy oak case, made special;
used very little, $255. ..,.
Behning, large size, upright, latest colo
NAL case; has been rented four months, other
wise new, $265.
Rogers, upright, good for practice piano;
$65 will buy it.
Call or write,
Minneapolis Music Company,
-..- -. 606 Nicollet av.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-26

EARN MORE By LEARNING MORE. NIGHT
school opens Oct. l., Minnesota School Of
Business, 81 Sd st S, opposite postofice.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
NO MORE Resi-.

That latest achievement of wireless
telegraphy, by which an operator On
one of the westward bound transalan-
tic liners in midocean picked up com.
munication with America as soon as
he had dropped communication with
Europe, is regarded by the London
Express as an event OF sinister omen.
II means the Punishment OF the quiet
life from the sea; soon it will be Nc
longer possible to take an Atlantic
voyage for rest and the betterment 5r
our health; the huge liner will be In
touch with the latest news of London
and New York, and its decks viii!
echo with the cries of stewards bows
announcing extra specials This is
certainly an unfortunate consequence
of great and useful invention, which
many people have been noting ana
deploring. A striking illusu alton OF
its powers of interference with the
desire Of the voyagers 10 get away
from the yexations and cares of or
binary home life is afforded in the
case of Andrew Carnegie He sailed
from New York for Europe Friday
afternoon, expressing to the reporters
at the dock desire not TO be inter-
viewed. But he was not to escap
with the ship When well out from
land a wireless message from the New
York World overlook the liner, stat
ing to Mr. Carnegie that forthccm-
ing magazine issue would use Presi-
dent Cassatt of the Pennsylvania
railroad as authority for the state
ment that ne (Carnegie) had been a
greater beneficiary Of railroad re-
bates even than John D. Rockefeller.
And the ironmaster felt obliged to
notice this, sending back a reply that
as he had fought the Pennsylvania
company during most of his career it
would have been strange had he been
specially favored by the company
which evades rather than answers
the charge. Pretty soon evidently
We shall have this ocean interview
ing process extended to the middle
of the Atlantic and clear across.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
HOW MUCH PER DAY7

1t only remains to decide who shall
determine the value of the individuals
service in industry. Shall it be reter-
mined by public officials who have no
direct interest in the matter, or shall
it be left to the judgment of those
who receive the service? AS TO which
is the safer method, there can scarcely
be moments doubt. Granting all
that may be said about the depravity
of popular tastes and the within 81
calities of fashion. of the maltreat
ment of the genius and the prosperity
of the time server, all this and mora
may be said about the insolence Of
Office, and the arbitrariness and stu
pidity Of public officials. elective as
well as hereditary. obviously no one
is in so good a position to applaise
the value of a service as the one who
is to receive it. His judgment or
his taste may be perverted, but the
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
THE BRIDES PROFESSIONAL.

iTE 0niOE > ThOOESoiONALs
First in Importance the Bride comes
her dresses,
Ribbons and laces and feelings an,
tufts,
Fit of her bodice and curl of he
tresses,
Trousseau and triakets and powde.
and puffs.
Frills in abundance, tucks in redund
ance,
Bushes in companies, squadrons
brigades,
Ever-renewing Cupid reviewing
Stands like a general fanked by hi:
aides).
Next come the Presents in regiments
splendid,
Duplicate ice pitchers, berry sets
spoons.
Silver. for heaven-knows-w hat-all in
tended.
Clocks, lamps, decanters in solid pla
toons.
Cart loads and van loads, dray loads
and man loads,
Useful and useless, ugly and fair;
Piles of EN-, miles of EN-, myriad
styles of 'em
Join the parade with a militant air
Next comes Her Relatives-uncles by
dozens,
Sisters by marriage and numerous
aunts.
Multiple nieces and fractional cousins,
Chiefs of the clan, you can see at a
glance;
Friends of Her mothers, chums OF
Her brothers,
Beyies of bridesmaids efficient as
blushers);
Next comes the Pastor of knots the
grand master,
Then in Importance we notice the
Ushers.
Next in the order of rank the Musi
clan
Comes in this nuptial function OF
June,
Waiting abroad from his lofty position
Lohengrin's quite indispensable tune
Next in the function the Buffers
grave JUNCTION
Marshals the servants through palm
covered bowers,
Welcoming blandly, ordering grandly
Men with refreshments and ices and
flowers.
Last in importance there stands a
young fellow
Close to the Bride as she enters the
room
Let him look happy or dazzled or mel
low;
No one will notice-he's only the
groom!
Wallace Irwin in Home Companion.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
MoNTAleNE AND MARRIAGE.

He went toward marriage with the
quality of cheerful alacrity which
would have inspired a journey to the
whipping-post. Might have had my
own will, he tells us, Il would not
have married Wisdom herself, if she
would have had me-" No quainter
piece of polite literature can be found
than the letter which our philosopher
addressed to his wife as a kind of nee
essary compliment on the occasion of
the death of an only daughter. And
the alacrity with which he relegates
to Putarch the task of consoling her
in her affection testifies to the entire
consistency of his habitual claim that
the dignity of marriage is best sub
served when husband refrains from
becoming too fond of his wife Even
in view of this consideration. however,
such a brief and refrigerated epistle
suggests an amazing degree of reti-
cenee in a writer who needs only the
turning of a faucet TO enable him to
pour forth quenchless stream of
ideas on any and every subject, from
thumbs TO Immortality Baker
Dunn, in Atlantic.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13

"And yet" said Philip. shaking his
head, you were so alarmed and up
set that you came up here, Mrs. Tib-
bett."
Mrs Tibbett colored, and looked
anything but amiable at Mr.. Dyce.
I'm foolish woman" she said,
and easily frightened, besides" and
her eyes filed with tears, I've grown
fond of Mr. CyriI-he's Ike son to
me, so kind and gentle as he Island
and" and Mrs. Tibet broke
down.
Leola left the window and laid her
hand on the good creatures arm.
Don't be alarmed, Mrs. Tibet, :"
she said, and her voice, though low,
rang clear and unfaltering. "Mr.
Kingsley has only gone up 10 London
on business, and will be back today,
Wine" and she glided to the side
probably. You must have a glass of
board and, with her own hands,
poured out some wine ana brought it
to her.
Mrs Tibbett dried her eyes and
drank the wine. and with respectful
courtesy moved to the door. Leola
accompanied her.
Continued.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
Don't sterilize the MIX.

Nothing has been found that will
quite take the place of mothers milk
Therefore a mother should nurse her
baby If possible. When it is not pos
sible the best substitute is pure COW S
milk raw, after It has been duly mod
fled n accordance with the age of the
child. Raw milk, however, is unsafe
for baby during warm weather, on ac-
count Of the germs that are sure to de-
yelop in it. Pasteurization, therefore,
must be resorted to in summer. But
don't sJerilize the milk. Sterilized
milk is now under ban. 1t has been
discovered that in the process of steri.
lization the hone-forming qualities in
the milk arc destroyed along with the
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
Fearful Of Comma Trouble.

The wives of two musicians met on
the street one day. One was pushing
baby carriage containing three
babies, triplets. The other, just over
her honeymoon, congratulated her
upon such bliss. Upon which the
proud mother attributed it to the fact
that after returning from their honey
moon the band serenaded them. play
ing Three Little Maids From school
The young bride held up her hands in
holy horror and exclaimed: My
goodness! That same band serenaded
US and played the sextet from FIoro-
doTa!' "-Ponca, Ok, Courier.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13

IA Cold or Cough nearly always pro-
duces constipation-the water all runs to the
eyes nose and throat instead OF passing out
Of the system trough the liver and kidneys.
For the want of moisture the bowels become
dry and hard"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
MoNvAleNg RUNS ON ANYTHING

When l read Montatgne or Words.
worth or Lander. am always re.
minded of the advice which the base,
ball coacher on the sidelines so often
repeats to the men on bases: Run
on anything" Each one of these
worthies-to continue the parlance of
the ball-feld-accepts all his chances.
Ii Wordsworth never gave to the
world Lines Suggested by Seeing a
Favorite Cat Crossing the Road" it
was simply because that spectacle
never CHANGED to arrest his inward
eye" if Montaigne never meditated,
as did another celebrated author, on
producing a chapter about Button
holes, such reticenca was not in any
degree owing to barrenncss as con-
cerned that or any other known topic
And mad he attempted it, he would per-
chance have begun with shoestrings,
wandered on to darning-needles and
pruning quoted a dozen or so OF
Latin authors in regard to plough
shares, related anecdotes concerning
dealings of the Cymbrians. Scythians,
Lacedaemonians, Romans, and the like
with knots and fastenings, mentioned
his own personal experience in the
matter Of hooks and eyes, and ended
by an exposition of the practical, me-
chanical. and ethical relations between
buttonhole and button,-and every
quaint and divaricating line would
have endeared him to his affectionate
reader.-Martha Baker Dunn, in At.
lantic
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13

germs, and that infants fed upon 1t
for any length Of time are likely. not
only to have soft bones, but ricketts,,
scurvy and the most distressing dis
eases of the joints. The difference be-
tween sterilized and pasteHrized milk
is simply in the degree of heat to
which they are submitted and the
length of time the heat is applied
Pasteurization consists OF heating the
milk to $50 or 100 degrees Fahrenheit
for thirty minutes. Milk is steriiZed
by heating it to PIP degrees for one
hour or an hour and a half.-Frank
Barley Copley in Outing Magazine.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
Finding Safety in a Crowd.

Another forger has just been ar
rested in New York whom the police
have been trying to locate for seven
years. Meanwhile he has been do
ing business there all the while I'M
der an assumed name. 1t is another
demonstration of the fact that a
great city is pretty safe refuge for
a fugitive.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
ANTS NOT so WISE AS ASSERTED
oe,entst Takes Issue with Solomon
In His Advice 70 Sluegards.

oe,entist Takes Issue with Solomon
In His Advice 70 Sluggards.
! According to DIR. Escherich, a
learned entomologist of Strasburg uni
versity, Solomon erred in commend
ing the ant to the sluggard as a shin
ing example of wisdom and industry,
says the New York Herald. The Ge-
man savant thinks Solomon would
have better justified his claim to be
regarded as the wisest man that ever
| lived had he extolled the ant as an
exponent of cleanliness. He mas just
published the results of an exhaustive
study of these wonderful insects. He
combats the views of those investiga-
tors who assign to them almost human
Intelligence. But as opponents of
that virtue which stands next to god
illness he maintains that ants stand
preeminent, and if the human race
would pattern after them in this re-
spect half the diseases on which doc
| tors thrive would vanish.
Ants, he declares, abhor dirt in any
form about their bodies. Nature has
provided them with implements that
serve the same purpose as combs and
brushes in the hands Of civilized folk
and they make far more effective use
OF them They are never too busy to
clean themselves. No job is so i'm
portant to an ant that he won't knock
OF work to clean himself. He does
not wait until his days labors are
is never too tired to lend another ant
a hand-or, rather Il leg-to effect
thorough securing. He will tolerate
loating occasionally, for the professor
assertG it is a mistake to suppose that
ants are eyerlastingly hunting up Jobs.
but he won't put up with dirty neigh
bors. Cleanliness is the supreme law
Of the community.
But the professor rather detracts
from the credit one would otherwise
be disposed to give them for the
practice of this most exemplary virtue
by telling US that ants are driven to it
by the conditions of their existence.
Without the most scrupulous cIeanI!-
ness, he says, they could not recog-
nize each other nor communicate any
thing. The cohesion of the individual
with it's fellows is maintained solely
through the medium of the sense OF
smell If the ant is covered with dust
the possibility of it's being recognized
is diminished to an extraordinary de
gree. The antennae in particular
must always BE- kept clean. for it is
only with their aid that the ant re-
mains in close communication with it's
tribe"
!, Is their highly developed sense OF
cleanliness, the professor says, which
also explains the ants funerals,
about which so much has been written.
Ants, it is well known. carry their
dead to definite burial places, where
they arrange them in most careful or
der. The little creatures do not, how.
ever, do this with the object of pro-
wiling their dead comrades with a
last resting place" DR. Escherich
states; they merely obey the instinct
of cleanliness, which impels them to
remove all refuse from the nest ana
carry it away to a definite spot"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear, There Is only ons
way to cure Deafness and that Is by consttu-
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets infiamed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when 1t is entirely closed Deafness Is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing viii be destroyed forever;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by CatarTh,
which IS nothing but an iniiamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces.
We win give one Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness tcauSed by catarTh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
cuiarS, free
Sold by Druggists T5e.
Halls Family P1Ils are the best.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
Senatorial niscourtesv.

Amigo NewsItem.-It must be very
interesting just now to sit in the gal
lertes in the senate chamber and lis
ten TO the choice language used by
the members of the senate in calling
one another liars. A body of men
supposed to be gentlemen, descend
ing to low blackguardism, should not
be tolerated by the American people
and the men guilty of using Language
unbecoming to gentlemen should be
deproved by their constituents in
such a way that the offense will moi
oe repeated.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13

same is equally likely in the case OF
any functionary to whom it may be
intrusted. If the individual is to be
free to pursue his own interest in the
way of performing service, it seems
to follow necessarily that he must
also be left free TO pursue his own in
terest in the way of securing the ser
vices of others.-T. n. Carver, in
Atlantic.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-06-13
How To Have Sweet Peas All Summer

When the sweet peas come into
bloom, cut their flowers off as soon as
they begin to fade, This prevents
them from forming seed, and the
plants. in their efforts to perpetuate
their kind, win straightway produce
more flowers, and keep on doing this
as long as interfered with. In this
manner flowers are secured through
out the entire season. But If seed IS
allowed to form, you will have com
paratively few flowers during the lat
ter part Of summer Eben E. Rex
ford in Outing Magazine.
Montana news. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1904-191?, 1906-04-26
PROGRAM OF INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISM

Collective ownership of all industries in the hands of
and combines and all public utilities
ownership of the means of production
Democratic of such collective industries and
utilities
g. Reduction of labor progressively
remuneration.
State for honorable
rest for old age
S. The Inauguration public industries safeguard
against lack of employment
6. Education of ALL children the age of years. No
child labor.
Equal political and civil rights for and
IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE ABOVE VOTE WITH THE
SOCIALISTS, join the Socialist party
Read good socialist literature attend the meetings where social
st speakers will explain the doctrines object
Socialism stands for abolition of the profit system be-
this which declared sacred by benecares of
modern capitalism enables the few ensave the The
who of the of production the of
hehe the lives of those who nothing but their labor
which they sell for hours days. weeks
in order to ive-Labor.
Montana news. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1904-191?, 1906-04-26

The terrible visitation that has
wiped out the city by the Golden
Gate is fraught with lessons for the
student of economic and social con-
ditions. In the first place the great
est ruin and disaster has come to
the members of the capitalist class.
The capitalist class hold in personal
possession all that constitutes civili-
zation. All the magnificent build
ings were theirs. The land is theirs.
The stores Of goods created by la
Dor were theirs. They alone could
enjoy the riches, the splendor, the
luxuries of what was known as the
Bohemian city. Their stores, their
comforts, and their pleasures have
been diminished by the huge catast-
rophe. The toilers who have made
all these have practically nothing to
lose-nothing but their rags and
their dismal homes. But the dew
astating flames have thrown one
mighty boon to them-the boon of
work. The enormous surplus of
over production, before which the
capitalist class trembles, lest it con-
gest the channels of trade and pro-
fit. has been dimished to the extent
of some two hundred millions sof
dollars. The city must be rebuilt.
1t is a natural harbor The pur-
poses of business" demand it. The
workers will build the city again.
They are eager to build 1t. Ma
sons, carpenters, painters, decora-
tors-all the slaves that press to the
coast for the next year or two can
get work. They will build fairer,
more magnificent city than the
one that went down. But they
will not own it after they have built
it. They will have chance to work
for the others for awhile-and get a
bare living-that is all.
Another lesson from the disaster
is-the collective interest of man
kind working effectively withou,
red tape in the face of a common
danger. The soldier no longer is
busy for the purpose of numbering
his brother, but for preserving life
and safety. State authority lays its
Montana news. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1904-191?, 1906-04-26
AWakeS I'm
England
Working Men Voting for the First
TIme--MaH and Empire
Comments.

ed the people using their political
power.
Now the bureaucracy is being
condemned and wiped out because
the democracy has determined to
choose its own government. The
workmen are organized excellently
and intend to elect their own repre-
sentatives and choose their own
leader in the future. The socialists
are moderate in their expressions,
and range from the educated and
philosophical down to the purpose
full workman. One of these was in
terviewed as to his position, and
said. Il look to the rise of labor to
give a more wholesome tone to pub
lie life. and eventually to land us in
a system of peaceful cooperation,
wherein we shall be able to live
without everybody's aim being tha,
of fleeing his neighbor."
The potential powers of labor as
evidenced in this vote have aroused
all parties to a consideration of its
imminent possibilities.
Montana news. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1904-191?, 1906-04-26
Debs' Proposition Great
Special to THE SOCIALIST.

Special to THE SOCIALIST.
Seattle, Wash, April, I7.-Debs
proposition is the best yet made.
Let the working class have its own
jury at the Moyer-Haywood trial
sitting opposite the capitalist class
jury; hearing all evidence and rem
dering its own verdict. That is
better than all threats Of force or
any general strike. Let the prolet-
arian nation assert itself by choos-
ing its own jury to watch and report.
In face of such jury no capitalist
jury will dare render a partisan
verdict. Nothing would so display
and evolve self conscious prolet-
ariat. Every international union
should select its juryman at once.
The scheme is practical, impressive,
effective.
HERMON F. TITUS.