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MRS. wINSLOw'S SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used for over sixty years by mi
lions of mothers for the children while
teething with perfect success. II sootheS the
child, softeus the gums, allays al pain, cures
wind collie, aud is the best remedy for diar-
rhosa. 1t will relieve the poor little sufferer
tmmedia' ely. Sold by Druggists in every
part OF the world. Twenty-Five cents a bot
tie. Re sure and ask for Mrs. Wins'ow's
Soothing syrup, and takeno other kind.
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Sour
Stomach

No appetite. loss OF strength. nervous
ness. headache. constipation. bad breath
general debility. sour risings. and catarrh
OF the stomach are all due to indigestion
Kodol cures indigestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices OF diges-
ton as they exist In a healthy stomach,
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol Dys.
pepsia Cure does not only cure indigestion
and dyspepsia. but this famous remed,
cures all stomach troubles by cleansing
purifying. sweetening and Strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach
:. Mr.. S. S. Ball. Of Ravenswood w. Va, says
was troubled with stomach for twenty years
kodol cured me and We now using II In mill
for baby"
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only. S 90 Size holding ~ times the trix
size. which sells for so cents.
Prepared by G. o. Dewitt co., CHICAGO
Sold by Bloss Drug Co. and r. Ney
Williams.
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Wayne Courts.

Terms OF Circuit Court: Second Monday In
February, May, August and November.
Terms of County Court: First Monday i'm Jan
yember.
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The supreme cour. has decided
that the packers cannot be pun.
isbed. A packer is a capitalist,
you krow, not wage worker.
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y HOME IN NEWS :
SJ/p~ssSt "a = ,,r--llsSAsyI S

A. O.. Brown, the ice dealer, has
a handsome new delivery wagon.
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Kodol Digests What You Eat.

Splendid Gas Ma tiles al
the Advance Stationery
Store for only 10 cents.
Better ones two for % cts.
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Iob printing Of all kinds neatly
- and promptly executed on rea-
sonable terms.
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Published Every Wednesday.

TERMS OF SUBscR
One c0py, one yeal, ST.. 90
One copy, six months, 80
Strictly cash an alfuance.
cash is not paid.
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Th6 O6r6dO hdVdnC6.

A Republican Newspaper that
has q large circulation i'm the Big
Sandy and Twelve Pole Valleys
An excellent advertising medi-
um
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-05-02

Fishing seems TO be quite popular
with many of our citizens.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-05-02

There is a vast difference between
law and justice.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-05-02

There will be bat two graduates
from the Ceredo High School this
year: Ed. Wright and Chas. Piles
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Fortunate Mi,sourians.

When | was a druggist, at Livonia.
Mo, writes T. Dwyer, now of Grays-
vile, Mo, three Of my customers were
permanently cured of consumption 10y
DR.. Kings New Discovery. and are well
and strong today one was irving ia
sell his property and move 20 Arizona.
bat after using New Discovery a short
time he found 10 unnecessary 10 do so.
regard DR. Kings New Discovery as the
most wonderful medicine boo existence %
SUrest Cough and Cold cure and Throat
and Lung healer Guaranteed bv w. VI
BlOss. CercdO and Is Ner Williams. Ken
Ova. SOC and 81 Tra bottle free.
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P. ST will teach you the ART
for SO 90. Pupils require no pre-
vious knowledge of painting or
drawing. Learn this profession.
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Many q robber ha. made bis cs.
cape by crying "0top thief and
many q traitor has cheated thc gall
lows Of it, due 10y crying treason
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-28
IN. A SAVAGE Dogs KENNEL
New York World.

The sudden and strange disappear
ance Of her 2-year-old baby girl Anna
gave Mrs. William Mitchell Of Cooper
street a terrible scare this morning.
After a vain search the mother was
filed with vague fear and she hur-
ried out to the homes Of neighbors, but
none Of them had seen the little girl.
News Of the disappearance spread and
the fear that the child had been kid
mapped had almost overcome the fren-
zied mother. About noon a neighbor
told Mrs. Mitchell she knew where the
child was, but could not get her, as
She was in the kennel with her bulldog,
with the dog on guard. -.-t
Efforts were made to get the dog
away, but he showed his teeth and
growled savagely, and even a tempting
beefsteak would not get him away.
Evidently hungry, the dog was finally
coaxed away, and while at safe dis
lance the mother induced her baby to
leave the kennel. Such a friendship
had grown between the child and the
dog that she could take bone from
his mouth and the animal would offer
no resistance, altho he is inclined to be
savage.
1t appears that while the dog was
away from his kennel the child called,
and when the dog returned he decided
chat she had come to stay.
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see a man enter the theater and sit
down at her side when the seat had
been purchased for her friend. 1t was
a mystery for her to solve, as she had
seen her. girl chum the night before
and she promised faithfully that she
would attend the next day. g<4 +.
Pardon me, SIR said the girl tim
Idly" but may I ask you where you got
that ticket?'' - - -
"Why, certainly, miss,'' said the
other part Of the romance, wrapped up
in smiles, ~ purchased it from boy
IN front of the theater.''
They both told their little stories
and they finally agreed to call the
missing girl on the telephone to solve
the battling romance.
The cause Of the romance-the miss
ing girl--explained the circumstances
and apologized to her friend.
sob, it is not necessary for you to
do that, Maude. I am glad that YOU
did not come,'' came the answer back
over the phone.
The man got next to that remark.
II won you by a lottery Of tickets.
May take you home9' said he.
why, certainly said the shy. miss.
I The story ended when they boarded
snail gated Broadway trolley car
Fargo Forum.
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Many Bargains

The married man looked from his pa
per across the table at his wife, who
was busy with her sewing. He coughed
to attract her attention. 8 ~
My doar,o he said, &. here Is gaso-
lene engine for sale alta sacrifice.
My goodness! =. said his wife.
9 What do we want with q gasolene en-
ginea You don't mean an automobile,
do .youg' ..'f.
nOf course not, replied the man.
r'sFlhere are 50 many new names for
them. = Trouble-wagon, buzz -
This is not an automobile, - said
the. man. Sits "a gasolene engine
two-horsepower engine, guaranteed to
be in perfect. order and one Of the
best best makes g, think I must look
But what's the use Of it9 We don Il
'sWe don't now, I know, but we
might at any time, almost. AS to the
use, it has lots of uses. We could use
it to saw wood or to pump water. If
we went to live in suburb where there
was no water supply we could dig a
well and pump the water up all over
the house. One-third the cost, it
says
The man turned the paper and ran
his finger dowR to another pencil mark
Piano for Sale, -, he read. "Owner
must leave city or, account Of health
Paid $500 two months ago. Will take
500, cash. How would you like to 90
over with me to look at it, my dear?''
"But we have one piano. What do
we want with two ~ ...,-...s-
"We haven It had a new one for over
a year. said the man, with some heat
nand We paid only $500 for it when
/ it was new. Did you understand that
I could get it for $500" '.'
It can't be any good for that
price, said the woman. "And even if
it was--'' 3.t -.
I" Circus men, attention. - read the
man. ''sA fine, healthy male. polar bear,
5 years old, can be obtained for less
than the cost of his transportation from
Spitzbergen. Comparatively good
tempered and acclimated. A bargain. -
William exclaimed the man g
wife, with a bewildered air.
eve could make rug of him if we
could get him cheap enough,' said the
man. "You know yourself that we we
been needing a rug for the library.
Here's concretemaking machine, I
see. also a bargain, and, moreover, a
delcatessen store and--'
Are you out of your mind?'
NElmira, - said the man, reproach-
fully, "did / ask you such a question
as that when YOU were reading over
your list Of purchases few short hours
ago?'-Chicago News.
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s. FORE KRISMUs, OR THE
MEANNESS OF MA
JUS ,.

JUS fore krismus mas as mean as she can be,
A-snoopin' on us kids so unexpectedly
How's she to know when she comes up, Il
krismus present amt
A-growin' Gil that paper under Susie's brush
an paint,
" JUS fore Krismus?
What right has she, just cause she wants to
send me to the store,
To butt in where I'm workin' behind a shut
tight door ."s
An never rap Or cough ask me, "Please
may 1 come imp
jump a foot and hide things quick and get
as red US sin
~.@ JUS fore Krismus.
M then she talks bout how it seems like pa
will always go
M buy new ties and han'kerchiefs just when
he'd oughter know
That that's what she was plannin' on to tell
us kids to give, p
If he hadn't up and spoiled it, buyin'. things,
as trues you live
- JUS fore Krismus. - 49,
Then after all that talk, what do YOU s'pose
she, went and did?
My sister Ann for moren month had had
A little silver sugar bowl and creamer, just
-, what she ~
Had wanted. To think she'd got it Ann was
tickled as could be -, ~
'~ = JUS fore Krismus :. -.
But ma she took notion of sudden she would
sell
Her earrings for old gold, and truck she'd had
for quite a spell, 49,.
And get those things she'd wanted So Poor
j sister Ann was frantic,
And couldn't fathom what had made her cut
up such an antic
r.. JUS fore Krismus
She phoned the store man-got a friend to ad-
wise ma not to do it.
har chnsd hncE
or she'd rue it, 20! '..---
But ma was stubborn as mule-seems like
" the devils in it '->.. r... a~-
An Ann was forced to up and tell her all.
Amt ma the limit
f@ +" JUS fore Krismus?
-Ethe1 r Snooner
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-28
ABsENT-MINDED BRIDEGROOM

. aI s i
At a banquet Of clergymen recently
the subject Of absent-minded people
was under discussion and yarns an
cient and of recent origin were told
by several speakers. It is seldom that
ministers compete with one another to
tell stories that task the credulity Of
their hearers, but upon this occasion
Rev. Stephen w. Dana, pastor Of the
Walnut Street Presbyterian church.
physician whose absent-mindednes s
was SO marked that it often caused
queer complications, said Dr.. Dana.
Why, when he was married the min
lister told him to place the wedding ring
on the brides finger. He reached for
her hand, felt her pulse, and. as It
was very naturally beating faster than
normal, exclaimed, Let me see your
tongue. Philadelphia Record.
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IT WAS PROVIDENCE

nance the other day which, according
to late reports from Cupid, might end
in marriage. Both parties are North
Siders. The beginning of thee story
dates back to Monday evening when
two girls purchased theater tickets.
One Of the girls becoming suddenly i'll
On the evening that she was to meet
her friend at The theater and gave her
ticket to- her brother William. Willie,
1t seems, is a clever fnancier on a
small scale. He busted himself by sell
Ing the ticket to young man who was
unable to purchase one at the box
,fice. The first girl was surprised to
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-28
Witt With tie Long BBow
Eye natures walks. shoot folly as Il Hes
Which
by
Sudden Seizure o
-"Eye natures walks. shoot folly a

D. Hartman the railroad financial
look strong He generally ooseftng clothes his
energy critical detail exactng uc He is moody and paicu
larry pleasant neighbor when his mood is couded
That where we got into trouble with him Not knowing his
car Of one of the Hartman lines He opposite the table
HARTMAN lightly while waiting of
don big railroad boys together and fix this situation
stead of
The big b
regarded us with frosty
Here continued
railroad of this suffering And Why
WE.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-28

S'$; ss:sss ship : s s and
move it. He is suffering for money!
NOV, don't business What affects
affects ALL As these boys only shortage they
ge g g INTO tne o ad s feel ~ Why,
be the epge kind er ] IN S e au aPRea an %
sisted the cod get him back to his
: D don't talk to him You
'<Dats Mtah Hartman, He doneow everyhng'
W.. Ill d0nt care if he does He don't own me-
Possibly werein wv WINS " ~
@+
gives the ong
conversational tone
With troops to courage,
An tossed in bomb
ii For reciprocal demurrage.
president dig the ditch
he man you can discourage
For reciprocal demurrage.
If you should asEh er HER ago. my
Would knock a Off
For reciprocal demurrage.
feeble efort in this song
trust you'll not diparge 49,. 49, -.
demurrage. s ,,
comedian gets four recalls wonderful is
Hicks the miner certainly avea
Of the
knocked back
ing for his Atho his
fuI ordeal anu p''D'' sAt' MIN resource u the fright.
H wA H. fo ~ to ST. ss % ss @
The sunlight and the top Of this earth
breakfast We wish asd aerd %
favor light Go look i'll Isn't
mountain DOESN'T MIND it,
never half so bad as they might be- .>e%*f = #@T-AJR.
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HOPE DEFERRED

I know the rose will bloom again, go
l know the butterfly :.
VIII haunt once more across the plain
His beauties to mine eye:
know this world in springtime's glow
This mien severe will doff,
But ere that time what tons of snow
Wen have to shovel off.
- . 7 -.....,. Washington Star
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will always remember
deal
the Of lvoni Mich
the old log schoolhouse
all right While looking something spied
had the strings united quite hit with
time before allowed
funny.
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APPROPRIATE

The society editor Of the Jimpson
Clarion was writing up a church fair.
'Mrs. Green, the wife Of our promi-
nent milk dealer, /" he wrote, "was APP
propriately gowned in watered silk. ~ :
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THE FIRST QUARREL

Admits all off. Goodby for
ever! II - - =
Eve-Then:: take : back your rib
Judge. j ]. EnH S. !. -. =
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Tt costs $4,000 to take out the sixty
four sets of papers that patent an in
vention al lover the world. :
The Washington times., 1906-06-10
German AS a National Figure

March 1890, Woodstock Howard county, Md
thirteen appointed in the United
popular
o that body.
of Stephen Douglas. Hi
the his fight against Abraham Lincoln
Retired from the postmaership of the 1866 and
appointed collector district of
land ~ President johnson.
ice Grant
IN
Reeected o \
Elected president o the and Ohio
Eec speaker of he of delegates in
Eece 10 the nate from county n
OF John Lee Carroll
70 he n
candidate Of the United States
elected
PinIney
Whyte in 1850
in Senate in
which he served eighteen consecutive years
of minority
Senate
fight
paid by popular subscription by
the Maryland his
force bill.
prominently mentioned for the
voted for in the national convention
Retired the being succeeded by
McCOmas
by Legislature
1902, taking his March I, 1903
The Washington times., 1906-06-10

Whether or not Mr.. German ever
really listened 10 the buzzing Of the
Presidential bee is a question. Ger
tainly. no man ever heard him say
that he wanted the nomination. and
generally what German wanted he got.
and in at least two campaigns it
seemed as if he could have had the
nomination His return 10 the Sen
a.e In 1913 after an absence Of four
years gave fr-sh impetus 20 his Presi-
Dental boom. Democrats rallied
around him as their natural leader
When. in 1894. Cleveland definitely de-
clared that under no circumstances
was he to be considered a candidate
for the Presidency. Parker was nomi-
mated. though II WAS generally con
ceded that German was the logical
candidate.
Strangely enough German was the
The Washington times., 1906-06-10

owned il absolutely-named its gov
ernors. its lawmakers. its Judges. its
officials at home. It's Representative
in Congress for at least a quarter OF
a century is beyond question. Also
that ne was losing his hold IN these
latter years Had he been the old
German, Rayner would never have
been his associate in the Senate. The
value Of his services 10 his own State
during his many years OF service IN
the Senate 81 would be hard 20 estI-
mate in dollars and cents. He always
kept fully advised Of the status of
pending public and private business.
II Is questionable II any other Senator
during the same period put in as
many days Of actual attendance
Quite ittingly. perhaps. the rewards
Of his efforts came. all Of them. from
the State Of Maryland He had never
been a foreign ambassador. He had
never received the Presidential nomi-
nation. though almost up to tn tiIae
that the candidate ..as namAj ne had
been regarded as one Of 'he HkrIi'st
Of the possibilities Of the last four
campaigns.
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Hated Theodore Roosevelt.

AS for Roosevelt. he and the man
from MARYLAND never did get on to-
Eether. The friction hegan years ago
when Roosevelt objected 70 what he
regarded as Gorman's unpatriotic at
tItude toward certain naval contracts.
seeking TO advance the business in
terests Of Maryland rather than the
highest good Of the navy. Roosevelt
took an active part as a Republican
speaker in the Maryland campaign in
which German was an issue. and at
tackled GOrman with characteristics
vigor Naturally German didn't love
him for it and lost no opportunity or
spreaGing tacks over the road likely
To be taken by the Presidential auto
noble
Ard then to rave Roosevelt almost
carry Maryland-where he was not
supposed 10 have a ghost Of a show,
And the overwhelming defeat % the
Poe amendment" which German had
worked heart and soul for. last fail. was
another bitter blow. Fer never. not even
when his own candidacy was At stake.
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German and Robson.

In these early ffties when Arthur
Pue German was a Senate page. one
of his fellow pages was Stuart Robson.
Both boys had their dreams of the
future Both wanted 10 be conspicu-
Ous-what they called great Both
accomplished this hearts desire-the
one on the political, the other on the
dramatic stage.
He served the Senate in various ca
pacities. and was among other things
private secretary to Stephen A. Doug
las. He was wont in later years TO
say that he had learned his Democracy
at the feet Of stephen A Douglas.
During the decade from 1870 TO 1850.
when he was of the pay rolls OF the
nation. ne was on those of his State.
and he was building up the machine
which made him for a quarter OF
century absolute owner Of his State.
He reached this supreme power by
overturning the old aristocratic control
which had obtained from the beginning
Of the Maryland government.
1t was the day Of strenuous politics in
Maryland. and German obtained a
hold which he maintained except for a
few wears until the day Of his death.
though it has been evident in the last
few years that he was losing his grip.
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German LAID Lou. -

When he first went into the Senate.
in 1881. he kept quiet. It was a god
tlfne ior newcomer to keep quiet
particularly new Democratic recruit
for there We're some big Democrats
n the nate then-Thurman. Hen
bricks. Bayard. Pendleton. Lamar. and
others. They were responsible to the
party. but young man who went
about il modestly could make HIM
s'lf And he did; he certainly did.
Ho took hold of the first Cleveland
campaign. and snatched victory ont of
the very jaws OF defeat Most of the
old-line Democrats were bitterly dis
appointed in the outcome of the con-
vention of lSSL They had little SYM
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A Man of Simple Tastes.

He was probably a better looking
man in his age THAI in his youth he
carried himself with dignity and
sobriety OF demeanor, with an air OF
responsibility and authority that gave
assurance that he was a person OF
consequence and force In dress he
was SCrupulously neat and careful. Al
most invariably he wore dark clothes
OF a rather ministerial cut. with a low
turn down collar and frOck coat In
place Of a scarf pin he wore a ring
around his necktie.
He was a ma Of few petty vices
He was not given TO the amusement
known in Washington as opening
wine" In fact, he never touched alco-
hOl. and cared not at all for tobacco.
He was a baseball crank. and many
are the stories told Of the days when
German played on the National team,
before baseball became a professional
sport
In fact, personalIy-taken apart from
his character as a politician-there
never was a more thoroughly delight
ful man than Arthur Pue German He
was the best OF good company. In his
home life and habits he was absolute
" blameless. his worst enemy could
have found nothing TO cTiticise there
Indeed. those who have been IN a posi-
tiOn 10 know. have described his do
nestle relations as nearly ideal
AND when all is said If Arthur Pue
German is 10 be denied a place in the
front ranks OF statesmen. at least he
must be admitted the title Of the most
astute politician every elected TO the
upper house Of Congress
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logical candidate because he was the
most conspicuous in the States that
furnished the Democratic electoral vote
that make up the solid South"
And yet he had been a Unionist in a
border State at a time that tried mems
souls, and his father had d'ed victim
% Southern suspicion and hatred In
Of him. in spite Of. or perhaps. because
o.. his being what the politicians call
a safe candidate, the mass OF the
voters looked at him sidewise. and he
never got the nomination.
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Never Made a Great Speech.

II IS a curious thing also tha; IN
over twenty years OF service in ;he
Senate his name was never attached
TO any Important measure. nor die he
IN debate deliver n single epoch
making speech He took his snare
in the discussion Of appropriations.
particularly fer the navy He was
the aggressive champion Of certain
loco! and private interests. The near
est he ever care 10 n big speech was
when he arraigned President CIeve-
land for had faith in writing his let
ters TO certain tariff reformers in the
House.
As a matter OF fact he was not 4
good sTeeker. and he knew IT. He
avoided debate. and came TO be count
ed as one Of the silent members OF tho
Senate. more Efficient in the committee
room than on the foor.
The last years OF his life must have
been considerably soured by the na-
tIon's approval OF two men with whom
his relations were peculiarly strained.
Grover Cleveland and Theodore
Roosevelt. There was probably no
mar, in either party who disliked
Cleveland more intensely than Arthur
Pue German. who claimed to have
''waded through the mire" for him.
Gorman's idea OF political manager
entail in the distribution OF patronage
and the shaping of party policies to
political ends.