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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-11-07
Bnrgess-Staples.

The marriage of Joseph Burgess and
Miss Mildred A. Staples took place at
the Episcopal rectory, Thursday, Oct.
25, Rev. James A. Thompson perform
ing the ceremony. The bride and groom
were attended by Miss Jessie Robertson
and Matthew Fleming, and the bride
was given away by her brother, James
Staples. She was very attractively
attired in a cream white gown, and
carried prayer book. Mrs. James A.
Thompson presided at the piano. Mr..
and Mrs. Burgess went to Canada for a
short wedding trip, and are to make
their home on Valley street They are
both very estimable young people, who
have the congratulations and best
wishes of many friends.
distinguishing.
A quiet wedding took place at the
Methodist parsonage, Wednesday,
October 81, at high noon when Perry
T. Hastings, formerly of Lisbon, was
united in marriage to Miss Ethel
Maude, eldest daughter of Samuel
Fleming. After short wedding trip
Mr.. and Mrs. Hastings will make their
home at II Spring street. Both are
popular young people and the com
munity extend congratulations.
C0rliss-Anderson.
Mrs. Aida M. Corliss was married to
John P. Anderson of Woodstock N. H.,
last Saturday noon, the ceremony being
performed at her home on Eastern
avenue by Rev. A. F. Walch before few
of her friends and relatives. The bride
was becomingly dressed in blue broad
cloth travelling suit and was the re-
cipient of many choice presents, including
cut glass, sterling silver and other gifts.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anderson left on the after
noon train for Boston and will make
their home at Woodstock.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
WHAT IS A sUNDAE9

The origin Of the slang phrase
%, slsidoo. or at least part of it,
is easy" says a well known local
young man, who prides himself on
being more than ordinarily familiar
with languages. But the use o.
me word 'sundae. as the name OF r.
soda water fountain beverage HAS
not, 50 Jar as 1 know. been chased Il
earth. I have Yet 10 ind the soda
water man, manufactures, dealer q
drinker who san explain lis deriva-
ton. The nearest thing to it in the
dictinoary IS sundew. which IS :
flower, and 'sundoree. which is i
fish Even though the word is Of
purely faneiful derivation. there
nust have been some reason for its
selection"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
DEAFNESS Cannot be Cured

ey local applications. rs they eanno.
reach the diseased portion Of the ear
There is only one way 10 cnye deaf
ness. and that is by constitutions
reaedies. Deafness is caused by ar
Inaamed condition OF the mucous
lining Of the Eustaehian Tube
When this tube is infamed you hav>
Q rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when ii is entirely closed
deafness is the result. and unless
the Inflammation can be taken ou'
and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing viii be destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by Catarrh. which is nothing
but an infamed condition of the
mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dol
lars for any case of Deafness (caused
BY Catarrh- that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
eulars Tree.
+. j. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists zoe
Take Halls Family pills for con
stipation. 7-6-1m.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
BROKEN WHEEL DERAILS
THIRTEEN FREIGHT CARS.
Wreck on Michigan Central Delays
Through Traffic Several Hours
No Serious Accidents.

A bad freight wreck occurred on
the Michigan Central railroad at
Borret's Siding, better known as the
cabbage farm. fifteen miles east Of
Hammond
The freight train was going along
at high rate Of speed when a
wheel broke and thirteen cars were
derailed.
The train was long one. pulled
BY two engines and it was fortunate
that none Of the trainmen was hurt.
The wreck was SO complete and
in such an isolated spot that it re-
quired considerable time to open tins
track TO-. uafic
Several though trains from the
east wers compelled &c go back to
South Bend where thev went over
the LAKE Shore railroad to Porter.
before they could get back on their
own track. The loss Of time caused
b. this roundabout trip made these
trains from two to four hours late.
Wrecking trains from Michigan
City are now at work on the derailed
cars are rapidly lifting them on the
track
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
MINISTERS EXCHANGE PULPITs

Last Friday evening Rev l.. S.
Smith Of the First Methodist church
received telephone message calling
bin TO attend the funeral of an old
parishoner Sunday, at Delphi, Ind.
Not wishing to leave his pulpit an
filled for the day, he made arrange
ments with Rev. AKRON Wood, the
pastor at Delphi, and the former min
lister of this charge, to exchange pull
pits for the Sunday
Rev. Mr.. Wood arrived in the city
Saturday evening and had charge of
the services at the NJ. E. church yes
terday. He left for his charge this
morning. Rev. Smith preached to
large audiences of his old parishon-
ers both morning and evening at Del
phi, attending the funeral services in
the afternoon. He arrived home on
the Monon early this morning.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
When We Aporeciate.

We have become so used to the many
wonderful inventions and appliances
of the present age that we take them
as a matter Of course, going about our
work as though we had always had the
locomotive, the telephone, the tele
graph and double jointed collar but
tons.
1t is only when some special thing
occurs that we are brought up sudden
ly and made to wonder how we would
ever get along without them.
Such a condition exists at the present
moment. If it were not for the Allan
tic cable flashing intelligence under the
seas at so much per fash we would
never know from day to day what
John D. Rockefeller, now rusticatfng
In France, had for breakfast the day
before. OF course the world could get
along without knowing. SO could we
get along without suspenders. but we
would feel all Of the time as though
something were lacking.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

capital. will howl with worse pain
when trusts close their factories and
purses. The administration will
busy it's gracious head with curtail-
ing capital until capital will with
draw so that Roosevelt and Bryan
may construct what they are so apt
at tearing down. Trusts have made
wealth possible for many. and COM
fort possible for multitude, but if
their support is withdrawn, it won't
be Roosevelt or Bryan or any social
istic anarchist who will provide the
bread. shelter and employment for
our laborers. Combinations Of
wealth-growth and progress OF rail-
roads and corporations have been of
enormous advantage to this country.
Railroads have made small towns
possible. while the trusts have bought
the valuable regions where natural
products and furnished means to inn
prove and work coal and oil lands.
Thousands of poor have benefited
through cheap railroad rates. and
the free transportation which helped
the poor to healt hand happiness, is
now withdrawn through Mr.. Roose-
velt's reform methods. Have the
people reasoned how they are to suf-
fer in the long rum Of course there
is a good percentage of the selfish
motive; we all want personal gain
whether in money. fame or cheap no
toriety, but the people who can do
nothing but labor along lines laid
out by capital, will be the sufferers
when left to their own resources.
Unless a conservative man rules at
Washington man who seeks to
preserve this union and purify meth
DDS without screaming our indescre-
tions from the housetops-this coun-
try will struggle under the hardest
times ever recorded Look at the
market! You hear on all sides this
soon. cries that the stocks which rep
resent our best concerns have forgot
ten they have a bottom to reach
Roosevelt and Bryan seem to have
linked forces to demolish Wall
street and when finance is scared
and crippled by panic. it will be
seen that Roosevelt, Bryan and yell
low journalism are the diseases con-
Stunning the vftals of American f.
or]
THE GADFLY.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
IS THIRTEEN UNLUCKY?

Every thirteen minutes a man and
woman marry-New York Tribune.
Evidence seems to continue 10
demonstrate the fact that Thirteen
is an unlucky number.-Indianap
is Sun
No wonder marriage is declared
I failure.-Laporte Herald.
No wonder marriage is failure
with just such class who are will
ing to give up the fight if their star
rose or set on the 18th.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Some men wear their price mark so
conspicuously that it is embarrassing
to be caught looking in their direction.
At present investigating committees
seem TO be paying more attention to
nerve tones than to whitewash
4 good complexion is one that Is
powder proof.
Bachelors buttons are appropriately
worn with bleeding hearts.
Responsibility sits but lightly upon
the man who has given no hostage.
We would like to have the coal man
take notice that while we burn money
for pleasure without grumbling. when
we burn it for necessities we want our.
moneys worth
An occasional lepse into honesty Is
apt to prove the Gndoing Of q rascal
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
BUMP GETS CONTRACT.

Mr. E. w. Bump has just arranged
to draw the plans for a tank and
some trestle work for the De LAMAR
Copper Refining company. The work.
involves an expenditure of $1,000.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
Sens Tn Verse
Mother Love

II were hanged on the highest hill.
Mother D. mine. O mother o. mine
] know whose love would follow me still,
Mother o. mine. o mother o. rninei
II l were drowned In the deepest sea,
Mother o. mine, o mother o. mine!
I know whose tears would come down to
me,
Mother o. mine. o mother o rninet
II were cursed of body and soul.
Mother G mine. o mother o. mine,
] know whose prayers would make me
whole,
Mother o. mine. o mother o. minel
-Rudyard Kipling.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
SENATOR Beveridge. whil

SENATOR Beveridge. while his
hand is in should utilize the pen pre-
sented by Teddy. and which traced
the presidents signature to the meat
inspection bill. in framing some more
wholesome legislation. The country
can stand a good deal more of the
same kind Of laws.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
WITH THE EDITORS.

THERE is but one active candi-
date for the presidency before the
people, and that is Charles W. Fair
banks. He is of such small conse-
quence that it was absolutely neees-
sary for him to start in three years
ahead of others in order to gain an
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
Humor 0na Philosophy
by DUNCAN N. SHIFTS
CALL OF THE WILD.

When the weather man is dishirg
Waves Of heat at every throw.
Then If ever man goes fishing
Is the time ne wants 10 go.
So he fills trimming fiagon.
Gets some tackle ard a tent
And then. jumping in the wagon.
Tells the man 10 let her went.
Hear
Those wheels
Buzzing in your head?
Feel
hat queer sensation
having az you
nder your new SIS
Washable vestg
That is the call OF the wild
Nature
Who never was bashful.
Speaks right up and saysi
Man.
You blooming chump.
Come away
From that hot town.
Come TO the woods.
Where there is nothing
But solitude
And mosquitoes.
And, as we said
In the delightful
And immortal little verse
At the top
OF this spasm,
lie goes.
Sure,
Re goes.
He doesn't know any better.
Though experience
Has raped him over the knuckle
Many times,
He goes
Looking for a bite,
And the mosquitoes
And gnats.
Knowing why he is there.
Accommodate him
Good and plenty.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
Silvery Innings.

There's no use in crying,
In moaning and signing,
While sunny days tighten
The gray hours of gloom.
Be happy, my dearie,
And smiling and CHEEKY:
Your burden will brighten
And blossom and bloom.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
Purifying Politics.

"He would vote for yellow dog if
1t were on his party ticket"
Say. it would be quite an improve
ment, too, over some of our modern
officials, wouldn't you Think?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Anarchists arriving from America
are being arrested every few days b
European authorities. This woui
be a more serious reflection on tn
United States bur for the we'll known
fact that We did not breed the pests
They are merely going home when
the police seize on them. Our shame
lies, however. in the fact that We al
low our country 10 be a harbor for
these enemies of all that is decent
and good.-Ft. Wayne News.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Carrie Nation has now been ar
rested for sending obscene matter
through the mails, and it is to be
hoped that she will be dealt with
like any other malefaetor-Ft
Wayne News.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
entry in the great free-for-all in
os.-Indianapolis independent

THE court-martial of Admiral
Rojestyensky is causing a number of
American papers 10 laud him as
hero and a martyr. Let us see.
wasn't it Roisetvensky who fred in
20 that harmless little feet of Brit
ish fishing vessels with such terrible
result? The comments OF these
same papers at that time regarding
Rojestvensky would probably read
Well in parallel columns with their
present panegyrics. Wayne
News.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

do not hold that our crimes are
pardonable because conventional,
but we should not be 50 boldly forced
TO face disgrace by Roosevelt even if
there exists no government with
hands sufficiently clean to throw
stones,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
Onlv In Name.

"He is determined after this to lead
the simple life"
81 had no idea he had as much money
as all that
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

With all the talk of exposing
grave wrongs in corporate manage
ment there has been no evidence
submitted, nor is any doubt enter
tanned of the substantial >olvency
of American business.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
Between Trains

The Hammond, Whiting & East
Chicago Electric railway company
owns and operates (sometimes) one
of the biggest and best sprinkler
cars in the world The question is:
Why do they not operate it more or
else get another one?
See this column tomorrow for the
answer.
Battling Nelson is going TO box
here this week. Incidently Battling
is also going to take out $500 with
him.
Wanted-A home. APPLICANT is old
and has whiskers. Can also make
himself useful around the house to
insure powder magazines and snow
balls in hades. Address, Charter de-
partment, Wabash Insurance COM
pany.
Senator Bell says he knows moth
ing about the insurance business. BY
that he does not mean that he does
not know a good thing when he sees
it.
The Western Union will never be
outdone After all communications
with Gary have been wireless, that
company now goes to work and es-
tablishes communication by wire.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Speaking of the tainted beef dis
closures. an official remarked, 4 sup
pose we can live through it." Of
course they can. But how about the
middle fellow innocent cattle
growers, for instance.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

At the rate things are going it will
soon be as odious to give rebates as
to crack safes.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

No use counting on the glass
house proverb to save rs from uni
versal condemnation; the nations
seem To have moved out of their fra
gile ahodes and each one is playing
in his own back yard. We are The
only ones who haven't constructed
a fence high enough &c prevent the
foreign 0rchins from jeering at our
games
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

No matter what kind of a cana
we have, let it be on the level.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
THE LAKE COUNTY TINES

AN EVENING NEWSPAPER PUB
LIsHED BY THE LAKE COUNTY
PRINTING AND PUBLISHING COM
PANY.
Terms Of Subscription:
Yearly . $500
hail feally..-. Sl.oU
Single Copies ... cent.
Entered at Re Hammond, Ind.
postoffice as second class matter.
Offices in Hammond building, Ham
mond. Ind. Telephone Ill
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

The senate are to investigate
grain elevators. Very soon the finan-
ciers of this country may find it
necessary to investigate the senate.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

The railroads pay their guilty fines.
Their agents go to jail,
TO cure a dog of wicked feas-
Why just cut off his tail"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Theodore Roosevelt is rapidly
into q modern Pied
Piper-accumulating i little tin-pan
band of cheap officials who Will
dance US to financial rain,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Our financiers are nov being call
ed. Men of twisted morals" by the
executive Well We are thriving
pretty Well through the WORKINGS
and manipnlations Of these men; W.
are ENJOYING a eloud-bufst OF pres
perity which would continue indeh-
nitely except that the president feels
he has a clear title TO the position Of
village censor.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Having decided on lock canal
for Panama let rs hope that Uncle
Samuel won't loose the key.
THE GADFLY.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09
Her Test.

Mabel-Brown is an old bear
Flo-I don't know; he never Rugged
me.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

MONDAY, July 9. 1906.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

4 good complexion is one that Is
powder proof.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Bachelors buttons are appropriated
worn with bleeding hearts.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-09

Responsibility sits bat lightly upon
the man who has given no hostage.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-26
The Ross-Pierson Wedding.

Mr.. and Mrs. Joe III. Ross who
were married at Sioux City April 81,
arrived in Audubon yesterday and
are receiving the congratulations OF
their many friends. On Friday even.
ing reception will be rendered by
the Masonic fraternity of which Mr..
Ross is prominent member. The
Sioux City Journal of Sunday has
the following notice of the wedding:
Yesterday at high noon the mar.
riage OF Miss Nettie Pierson and Mr..
j. II. Ross, of Audubon, Ia. was cele.
brated in the presence of many friends
and relatives, at the home of the
Clinton avenue, Rev. j. +. HinkhouSe
pastor of the Second Presbyterian
church, officiating.
The bride and groom wore unat.
tended and when Miss Edith Depew,
at the piano, began the wedding
march, entered the room of ceremony
together and took their places before
the waiting minister. Palms and
ferns formed background for the
bridal party. In other parts of this
and the other rooms, roses and carna-
tons of pink and white were used in
decoration.
The bridal gown was of white chit.
fon made over white silk and trimmed
with lace. The bouquet was OF
BRIDES roses.
Following congratulations, the we'd
ding dinner was served at one large
table and small tables placed through
out the rooms, by number of the
BRIDES friends, Miss Marie Wallen,
Miss Ethel McHenry, Miss Gladys Gar.
retsOn and Miss Bessie McHenry. Pink
carnations were used in decoration of
all the tables.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross will remain in
the city for q few days visit before
going to their home at Audubon,
where Mr.. Ross is an attorney at law,
and where his bride, as we'll, by rea-
son of having taught in the Audubon
schools, can count many friends, as
she can in Morning Side, where she
has made her home.
Among the guests present were the
groOm's mother, Mrs. Ross, and his
brother, Mr.. Guy Ross, of Cedar Rap
ids, Ia, the brides father, Mr.. Pier
son, and her aunt, Mrs. Pierson, Of
Newcastle, Ia, a. l.. FreelOve, of
Sioux Rapids, Ia, aud Mrs. Cowgirl
and children, of Hawarden, La.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-26
BRAYToN AND oAkFIELo

A. G. Horton was an Audubon visit
or Tuesday.
Miss Nellie lookout was shopping
in Extra Friday.
G. L. Bison was an Atlantic visit
or Mond ay night.
John Hansen was in Audubon on
business Friday.
John Johnson of Extra was calling
on Brayton friends Sunday.
N. D. Hamlin of Extra was in Bray
ton on business Friday.
Sam Harm of Extra was calling on
Brayton friends Tuesday.
Bud Rendleman of Extra was in
Brayton Tuesday afternoon.
Hans Hansen and George Friedrich
son went To Chicago Monday night
Miss Alice Basham of Extra visited
over Sunday with relatives at Oaktield.
LATE Simpson of Audubon was
transacting business in Brayton Tues
day.
Walter Temple and wife visited
over Sunday with relatives in Attain
tic.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Hansen visited
over Sunday with his brother in At
lantic.
Mrs. Marion Jenkins and niece
Mildred Bartlett were shopping in
Extra Saturday.
Albert Miller and Chris Christensen
of Atlantic were Brayton visitors one
day last week.
Neal and Sam Jensen of Audubon
attended the Royal Neighbor dance
Friday evening.
Miss Wayne Essington and Mrs.
Roscoe Essington We're shopping in
Extra Thursday.
Mrs. LATE Simpson of Audubon
visited at Stillside Farm the latter
part of last week.
U. S. Walker and James Barhan
sold one car of fat cattle to Theilen
and McGovern Monday.
/. p. HallOck the stock feeder shipp-
ed four cars OF hogs to Chicago Mon
day, average weight 80 pounds.
Miss Verna Croy of Extra and sis
ter, Mrs. Minnie Andersen of Colora-
do visited last week at the c. l..
Bison home.
Mrs. Ward Smith left one day last
week for Illinois where she expects to
spend the summer with her mother,
Mrs. Snodgrass.
Miss Mary Lynch of Hopkinton
Iowa arrived in Brayton one day last
week and will spend the summer at
] the J. T. Jenkins home. She will
help M. E. Jenkins in the post Office.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-26
THE NEW AMERICAN HEN

If Secretary Wilson's plans go
through there will be something dol ng
in Uncle Sans poultry yard in the
next few years. Mr.. Wilson's great
service has been prowling around in
the hennery and brings back some
startling reports. There are hens, for
instance, that lay Bounce egg one
day and Il Bounce egg the next:
other hens, while perfectly capable of
producing an egg per diem, have for
med the indolent habit of "laying of"
so to speak, and lay an egg only or
b times a week. One of the most re-
prehensible habits the helpful hen
falls into is to knock off work almost
entirely during the cold months. All
this is contrary to public policy and
the department intends to make some
recommendations to congress on the
subject, in the way Of appropriations
that will be used in compelling all
hens to attend strictly to business on
pain Of decapitation and the frying
! and Stewing pan, as the case may be;
in short, what Secretary Wilson's eX-
perts propose is that the average
weight of hens eggs be raised to 3
ounces, that the color of the egg shall
be improved and the practice of strik-
ing work during a good part OF the
winter shall be reformed. All this
! the experts claim can be accomplished
and the average hen, which comes into
the world with a potentiality of $50
eggs during life can pc trained to lay
the entire output inside of two years
while the average egg can be increased
in weight 30 per cent. With these re-
forms, the helpfulness of the hen will be
pr actically unlimited. Topeka Cap
ital.