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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

When Secretary Taft tells of the bene-
fits received by the Fllipinos through
American control of the islands he
should not fail to remember the "fiestas"
accustomed by the visits OF distinguished
citizens from the United States.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Speaker Cannon was eating dinner in his
Washington home a few evenings ago when
a visitor called on what he spoke OF az
a matter of importance. The servant, not
knowing the stranger said Mr.. Cannon
was not at home. The caller started away,
remarking: THE business is OF no i'm
portance to me, but is Of moment to the
speaker" Just then Uncle Joe" appeared
and invited his visitor to come In. The
servant remarked that Mr.. Cannon had
come I'm by the back way" rather a dim
cult feat considering that there is no rear
door to the speakers residence
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Andrew Hamilton should have no diff
Guilty in deciding whether to refund the
cash or hand it over to the lawyers by
lighting extradition. The Greene and
Gaynor case has established valuable
precedent.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15
Gossips working Overtime.

Fortunately Mr.. Longworth and Miss
Roosevelt are in. no sense Obliged to read
all the slush that will be published about
their marriage, by persons who mean well.
but are not content to let young people be
quietly happy
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15
New Cemetery Promoter.

Chicago Record-HeraId
The pink elephant cocktail" consists OF
whisky, wood alcohol. bay rum, witchhazel
lemon juice and water. 1t killed the in
ventor. military prisoner on Governors
island, and left five of his companions peri
lously near death. The difference between
II and some other cocktails is that It works
quicker.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Instructions are so frequent in Santo
Domingo that the correspondents are
to be excused If they mistake raid of
bandits for the beginning of new
presidential campaign.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

An agent OF Swift and Company tes-
tides that he feared the figures Of his
company would fall into unfriendly
hands II given TO Commissioner Gar
HELD Indirect evidence aecumulates
that the judge who issued that perma-
nent lnjunetion made no mistake
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Swift and Company are going to put
mp Ice by electric light, but, with the
present weather indications, It may not
be necessary to cut ice by electric light
In these parts, to insure good crop.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

State Treasurer Mortensen is said to
be preparing for Il journey to the su-
preme court to ascertain whether a man
who occupies one state office is eligible
for promotion to another state office.
To this there certainly can be no seri-
Gus objection. especially as the supreme
court holds it's deliberations only one
story above the treasurer's office.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Japan expects to be out of debt by
1912. II it accomplishes this task it will
prove wiser than European nations
whose experiences have demonstrated
that 1t is easier to get into debt than to
get out OF ii.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Now that the rate bill has reached
the senate the country will probably
hear more OF that traditional widow and
orphan whose financial interests always
lies so near the heart of Wall street
SPECTATORS.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

In the matter Of splendor Perry Bel
mont's Washington residence outdoes most
others in the capital There are six liv-
cried fiunhies in vivid red satin as To
neither limbs and gray and bun of coat
and waistcoat. Two stand just under the
arch of the portecochere. Two others are
placed at the front door. When the visitor
finally penetrates into the mansion there
are two others TO point out the road to the
reception chamber. Six servitors, just
shade less gorgeously appareled, are on
duty in the Fairbanks house when pub
lie reception is going on. Observers of all
this magnifcence agree that, while the
country is generally drifting away from
old-fashioned social ways, the simple life
is further out Of sight in Washington than
elsewhere.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

If John Mitchell can devise plan
by which anthracite miners can secure
higher wages without compelling the
consumer to pay more for coal, he will
show powers above those generally ac-
credited to man.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

OHINdEn Inter Vcean.
Great Britain may have ceased to be
frst-class power in the estimation Of Japan,
but Japan will not realize fully what
first-class power means until II asks for
renewal of some of It's loans.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Having again turned down the
woman's suffrage bill Iowa legislators
may prepare to fight it out on the same
lire when the next legislature meets
for here is contest without end.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Our double-ender contemporary is
still feeding the community with saw
dust pie editorials on the telephone sit
uation. And we want it distinctly un-
derstood that we do not wish to be UNI
derstood."
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Following the illustrious example of
the Board of County Commissioners, the
city council has unanimously adopted
a resolution directing the chief of police
to enforce the ordinance against assault
and battery. Why the council did not
also order the chief of police to enforce
the ordinance against splitting on the
is a profound mystery. Come to think
of it, were not these instructions to the
chief direct slap at the police commits
sion, and especially to Candidate
Broatch?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

With its announced appropriation of
$15,OO0,OO0 to be spent in improvements
this year the management of the Santa
Fe railroad shows no great alarm over
proposed regulation.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15
borrowing Tronble.
Washington Post.

Some persons are giving themselves need
less worry about what Miss Roosevelt will
do with her duplicate presents of cut glass
and fine china The hired girls will at
tend to that later on.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

While the Ice dealers are congratulate
ing themselves they are probably no
better pleased than the farmers who are
watching their winter wheat.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Admiral Rojestvensky intimates that
the defeat of Russia was to some ex-
tent due to thieves; but until he names
the thieves the japanese will be entitled
to the glory.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

1t is always risky for famous men.
and women also, to write confidential
letters-even Pat Grove wrote one let
ter which should have been burned be-
fore IL was mailed.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15
For rhi. Moderation. Thank

Baltimore American.
The world is to be congratulated. The
Moroccan volcano has up TO date erupted
nothing more dangerous than hot air.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

British liberals doubtless desire to see
how Baifour and Chamberlain will
divide lack of power since they have
decided to allow the former premier to
enter Parliament unopposed.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15
POINTED PLEAsANTRIEs.

Elderly Man greeting former acquaint-
ance)-l remember your face perfectly.
The Young womanHf don't Wonder If
escaped me three years ago. / am married
now-Chicago Tribune.
you know" remarked Mr.. Klumsey
they, say dancing is the poetry of mo-
HUH" snorted Miss Grace, just recov-
ering from II waltz with him, but when
the feet get twisted it's mere 'doggerel. -
Philadelphia Catholic Standard.
,'of course" said the sarcastic man, you
always do your wife's bidding"
'Gracious No. replied Mr.. Henpeck.
she wouldn't let me. When she goes to
an auction sale she never takes me with
her'-Philadelphia Press
.'Jimpson is a sluggish fellow isn't hep
saw him going at a dangerously rapid
gait yesterday morning."
Eth! Where was he going?"
To the nearest hospital. He was too
lazy to get out of the way Of street car"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Maude-His auto bumped into the fence
you say? What then?
Toni can't tell you what followed.
Maude-Why, don't you remember what
Tom-Oh, yes can tell YOU that: I
thought you wanted to know what he. said
Philadelphia Press.
"Mr. Aesop. / think you have never met
Baron Munchausen. GentlnmeIl, allow me
to present you to each other"
Baron, l am delighted to meet you. /
know you quite well by reputation"
"Sir"-Chicago Tribune.
I'm give you this quarter" said the
charitable old woman, IF you'll promise
not to use IT to get drunk with"
Madam" answered the hobo, in dignified
tones. you do me deep and undeserved
wrong"
Are you a total abstainer. them"
NO. But to insinuate that | could get
drunk on a quarter-ah that is too much!'
Cleveland Leader.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

do for the government arms supply corral
at Omaha to work nights without taking
the alarmist correspondents into its con-
fldence.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

A large number Of eager real estate
brokers are anxiously awaiting promul-
cation of the site selected for the new
Union Pacific headquarters building.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15
working Up a scare Head.

New York Commercial
Between London and Omaha DISPATCHES
the world was given it's weekly Sunday
scarce. This time IL was another Boxer
uprising in China II evidently viii not
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

The cold wave flag has not HAD very
hard usage this winter at all events.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

The Omaha Indian supply depot has
to be rescued once more from the jaws
of the dragon.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

WHEN OUT OF TOWN.
Subscribers leaving the city tenn
porarily should have The bee
mailed to them. Address will be
changed as often us requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

state of Nebraska, Douglas County. S.:
G. e. Rosewater. secretary OF Inc Bee
Publishing company. being uuiY sworn
says that the actual number or full ana
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the
mnpth Of January 1906 was as follows:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Senator Tillman and Representative Gil
lespie, the two democratic congressman
who are doing their best to make insomnia
chronic with President Cassatt of the Penn
sylvania, are of the same physical type OF
men. They look as II they had been hewn
out of blocks of granite with huge ham
mer. They are both very dark and rather
forbdding in their aspect. Gillespie has
a poor eye, so that the resemblance is
heightened, because Tillman lost one of
his eyes when he was youth.
In speech, however they are unlike. Gill
lespie is soft spoken, while Tinman is
rather harsh. Gillespie is serving his first
term. Neither he nor the senator from
South Carolina ever hopes to win anything
in a beauty show.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Daily average. 32,O14
c. .sROSEWATER.
Secretary.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn to
before me this 3lst day Of January. 1906.
(SeaD NJ. b. HUNGATE,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

The attire of Congressman Murphy of
Missouri does not meet with the approval
of the negro messenger who stands guard
over the private Office of the first as
sistant postmaster general, Mr.. Hitchcock.
When Murphy came to Washington from
the Ozarks he wore a homespun suit. He
is still wearing 1t. One day he had some
business with Mr.. Hitchcock. 'Hol' on.
boss, nobody but congress can go in dar."
said the messenger as Murphy started in
Mr.. Hitchcock's office. Murphy proceeded
to explain, but the negro interrupted. "Ah
kant help it," he declared. Denis my
ohders." Murphy showed his card and
walked in, leaving the negro apologizing.
He don't dress like a congressman no
moaner rabbit" was the negro's comment
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

A TALL thin countryman. the typical Jay
of the comic papers. who is so seldom seen
In real life, even in the most rural re-
gions, was wandering around the house
corridors recently trying to find place
where he could get in to hear the debates
Finally he brought up before a door which
he evidently thought led to a gallery
though in fact it was the main entrance
through which members enter.
Mister" he inquired. attracting the door
keepers attention with a prodigious cotton
umbrella, how much does 1t cost to get in
hyare?"
II can't tell you exactly" responded the
doorkeeper THE price varies. 1t cost
William r, Hearst $4,000; it cost Curtis of
Kansas $500, and there are some men who
get in for nothing, but all those are from
the south"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15
BITS OF WASHINGTON LIFE.
Minor scenes and Incidents sketched
on the SPOT.

| on the SPOT.
I Prof. II. woeful Wiley. chief of the bu-
reau Of chemistry Of the Department OF
Agriculture. finds another evil to knock
, and is swinging his hammer with much
I energy In behalf Of the babies. He is
/ convinced there are too many nostrums
! abroad in the land designed TO assist nurs-
ing mothers. and that their principal result
| is to relieve mothers of their babies and
the home of its JOY. This is a grave in
dictment, but the professor insists II is
warranted by the facts. More than a mill
! lion babies, he claims, have been sacrificed
( by drugs and half that number by impure
milk. I'VE do not know" he says, whence
! comes the milk we have left at our homes
I or the conditions under which 1t is pro-
| duced. There are thousand and one pos
/ siblitles which might have combined to
make what nature intended for u food the
most virile poison that chemistry can pro-
! duce.
! Il have found that the foods we daily
! consume are so fraught with germ life of
| a harmful nature that ! am almost afraid
| to go to the table. Tho butter is painted
| there is little other to be found anywhere.
! Canned goods are kept years and sold for
! the genuine article. / speak particularly
| Of condensed milk. II we know nothing of
| the fresh milk we get, surely our know-
| edge is more limited as to the product that
/ is put in cans.
The Lord intended us TO resort to cans
only to tide us over one season, until green
| fruits could be had again. but the can
peries don't know this. There is 40 law
| requiring them to stamp the date upon
their goods; If they did it would kill the
! sale"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

HUH" snorted Miss Grace. just recov-
ering from II waltz with him, but when
the feet get twisted it's mere doggerel.
Catholic Standard.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Maude-His auto bumped into the fence
you say? What then?
Toni can't tell you what followed.
Maude-Why, don't you remember what
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

You know" remarked Mr.. Klumsey
they say dancing is the poetry of mo-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

Senator Knox of Pennsylvania is one of
the few members of congress who come
near living up to the early to bed prov
erb. Rarely is he out OF bed later than
1870 o'clock and often taps sound for him
an hour earlier. BY O'Clock he is up and
at work, having while yet in bed looked
over the previous evenings mail BY 8
O'Clock, when his clerks arrive, he has ar
ranged a lot of work in such a fashion
that it may be finished speedily, for he is
always at the capitol in time for committee
meetings at 10 O'Clock. Reading in bed is
his only dissipation and he INDUCES in this
luxury n great deal
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

distinguished foreigner was being
shown through the capitol by an Amer
lean friend and the two gentlemen. having
spent some time in the gallery, passed
through the senate lobby, where the por-
traits of the two great statesmen, Daniel
Webster and Henry Clay. hang opposite
each other. The guide pointed out these
paintings saying:
And here you sec the portraits of some
of our great statesmen of the past"
"Ah, indeed" remarked the distinguished
foreigner, admiring Websters solemn like
ness. Turning around to Henry Clay he
exclaimed with establishment In his voice:
But how do you get the picture of this
cigar man here?"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-02-15

.'Jimpson is a sluggish fellow. isn't he?''
saw him going at a dangerously rapid
gait yesterday morning"
Eth! Where was he going?"
To the nearest hospital. He was too
70 rat he. - >
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-04-19
Can't Be Separated.
:sSae Honolulu People Have Learned
How to Get Rid of Both.

Baekache and kidney ache are twin
brothers.
You can't separate them
And you can't get rid of the back
ache until you cure the kidney ache.
If the kidneys are wei and strong,
the rest of the system is pretty sure to
be in vigorous health.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills make
strong, healthy kidneys.
S. Hanoiand, of this city, is a Gus
tom House guard. He writes: "Having
been afflicted with an aching back for
some time, I procured a supply OF
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills at Hol-
lister Drug Co. IS store, and used them.
The results were most satisfactory and
| know that the pills are a valuable
medicine Tor lame back.''
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
sold by All druggists and storekeepers
at 30 cents per box (six boxes 2.5O) or
will be mailed ON receipt of price by
the Hollister Drug Co., Ltd, Honolulu,
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian Is
lands
Remember the name Doan g and take
no substitute.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-04-19
Recorded April 5, 1906.

John Mamaki to Ane (1v) ct al. D:
int in gr S44. Kamananui. Waialua
Oahu 81, etc. B 27S, 3S4. Dated
Mar Is, 1906.
Maka and VT to Luka K I.uni-
lam twidow), D: int in por r SIG
kul 5711. Waikane, Koolaupoko. Oahu
81, etc. B 27S. p 1885, Dated Dec %
1905
VIM Henry and VT to Mary E Low.
D: por r $3.50 kuls 1034-4S00. Iwilei
Honolulu. Oahu. 81, etc. B 27s. q $50
Dated Apr 3. 1906.
e Colt Hebron to C H BeIlina. Rel.
lots l, ,. 3. 20 and p blk J, KaluaoIohe
tract. Honolulu, Oahu. $500. r 2s5 r
Sc. Dated Apr g. 1906
kanemakua (I) to j NJ Kea1oha *,
Rel Cur; r P grs 1649 and 1895. Ka-
mananui, WaiaIua, Oahu. SIS. b 27s
p 3S7- Dated Aug Is. 1900.
Emmaline NJ Magoon and hsb II Al
TO Richard S Kelly, D; por gr 595. Ka-
iIhl' Honolulu. Oahu. $500. B 27s n
3SS- Dated Apr 3, 1906.
Nalpahee Barenaba and hsb to John
II D'AImeida, NJ: por gr 1875. bIdgs
etc. hamananui, Waialua. Oahu. 500.
2S5, p sc. Dated Apr ). 1906.
Halalii Kaihe (w) to Kaihe. D. share
IN hui land, Peahi. Hamakualoa. Mani
$40. b 27S, p 3S3. Dated Feb %. 1906
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-04-19

Mr.. Smiley's resolutions in regard Il
| the Sabbath. said he would try it, 81
| he drove up TO the hotel on Saturday
| afternoon. had his horses put up; nex1
morning he asked at the office TO have
his horses sent up-he wanted 10
drive. The clerk replied, You will
have TO see Mr.. Smiley" Mr.. Smiley
being asked for, came out, and he said
to him, Your clerk says I can not
have my horses Perhaps he said
so, but you can have your horses--I do
not own or control them He then
said. II would like to have them semi
up-I would like to take a ride" Mr.
Smiley said, THAT is another consid-
Grafton; as l own every foot of land
for acres and as I own every road
upon this place, 1 have TO inform You
that You can not use Your horses on
any road that belongs to me today"
The interior of the house, without be-
ing classed as luxurious, certainly can
be claimed to be most fitting for the
piace-beautiful in it's conveniences and
arrangement. The large dining room
is also another feature of the house,
where from the two great fire places
as the afternoon fades into the even
ing the light from the large fires is
most cheerful All the delicacies of
the season are found on the menu, and
all that it seems could be desired at
a frst-class hotel seems to be pro-
vided by Mr.. Smiley for his guests.
Only last season he told me that he
had paid over one hundred dollars for
kilograms announcing his inability to
accommodate guests applying.
Certainly the delegates who have
been selected by Mr.. Smiley to attend
the Fan Conferences which embrace
Indians and dependent people should
feel honored. Those representing Ha-
wall have certainly great occasion for
sratitude-for the open-handed hospi-
tally, but more ESPECIALLY for the
opinions which are allowed in the eS-
preston of views relative to subjects
bearing on Hawaii. For the last four
years there have been representatives
of the islands at these conferences, and
each year they have been requested to
furnish material. Among them are
DR.. A. S. Twombly, F. A. Hosmer, Rev.
d. P. BRINE, L. c. Warner, Hon. w \.
Gen. S. c. Armstrong, Cor
ham D. Gilman. Prof c. H. Hitchcock
and DR.. Doremus Scudder. Geo. r.
Carter, T. Munson Coan and W. r.
Castle were invited but were unable to
attend.
Rev. DR.. Kincaid was present, but
had not been invited as a speaker.
1t is certainly a very great privilege |
TO be appreciate d-the opportunity to |
communicate with body of philan- |
rhropists and fellow-workers that are
striving for the cause of humanity in |
all lands, and 1 hope yet that some
of feeling and interest will |
De developed at the Mohonk Conference
hat shall weigh very perceptibly
upon the decisions of those at Wash |
nston in favor of Hawaii Ponoi and |
hat the coming conference may be at
ended by some Hawaiian that may
veil represent her interests,
GORHAM D. GILMAN
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-04-19
BEATTY TRANSACTIONS

Entered for Record April IS, 1906
From a. M to 4 p. m.
Ann Lidgate by tr to Elmfra NJ
Johnson T
John Emmeluth and VT to Mary f
j NJ Dowsett TT to Y Ahin ..
Waikiki Seaside Hotel Ltd by Conn
to George w Macfarlane c
S w Wilcox to Kauai Electric Co
Ehu |
koloa Sugar Co to G. y Wilcox. I
George N Wilcox to Koloa Sugar
Co 7
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-04-19

RIDING SADDLES, BITS. SPURS,
BLANKETS. WHIPS AND CROPS.
DOG COLLARS AND CHAINS,
HORSE BRUSHES, MOIS,
SPUNGES, HARNESS AND SADDLE
SOAPS, OILS. DRESSING, GREASE,
WASHERS, ETC, ETC.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

had. always strove to become "ali
things 10 all men, that he might by
all means save some.
Many missionaries today fail In this
respect They have no feeling but con-
tempt for the people they want to civil
lie. They ridlcule their institutions
They DO not consider their past history
ana become impatient II they viii not,
all at once, break Of from the tree IN
which they have developed ana con-
sent to being grated into another tree
They magnify their own superiority I'M
Ill 1t becomes gulf between them and
their Intended converts, and when they
are In danger hey call upon the for
eign governments to protect them. In
stances have even occurred of mission
aries having demanded government aid
for purposes Of graft
Missionaries OF early ages were de-
voted men, VINO loved God and their
fcllowmcn, and who considered It
blessing TO be permitted to sacrifice all,
even their lives. upon the altar of truth.
The missionary field then was not an
Opening" Tor young man with IN,
chief ambition Of making a living II
was more generally an opportunity OF
glorious service and a martyrs re-
ward We have much to learn from
the early missionaries.