Gilpin observer., 1906-03-08
Phone, Central l06
OPTIGRAMS

as just cutting her third tooth, I'D the
"Twenty year ago today" column OF an
esteemed contemporary.
A Kansas paper states that cattle in
that Sc ction are suffering more or less
with disease called "big, jaw" the same
troble is quite prevalent in these parts,
but so far has not taken hold of cattle.
The editor of the Ladies' Home Jour
nal states in recent issue that it is not
only unhealthy, but improper, to drink
water in gulps, and at the same time
neglects to state what the thing is as re-
CARDS the proper disposition of beer.
The efforts OF some of our high priced
and so called leading journals would be
more highly appreciated, were they to
take up and expatiate upon those sub
jects which enter more directly into the
make up and everyday simple life of the
common people.
Sir Harvey Guynn Nix, Sr., father of
Sir Havey Guynn Nix. Jr., former presi-
dent OF the Oldtown Life Extinction So
ciety, president of the Bugville & Soap
poose United Railway company, vice
president and general manager OF the
Shaver Asphalt Paving and Roofing com
pany of the Isle of Trinidad, and chair
man of the board of directors of the
Sacajawea Rapid Transit corporation
and Philippine Liquid Air Propulsion
company, and one of the heaviest share
hoIl Ln- cf ha Advisory
Board of the Alum in um Baking Pow
der Association, Ltd, of Liverpool and
London, is atshis home at Skooksville,
dead. Mr.. Nix fought with Dewey and
founded the Bugville Excuse.
A Grand Rapids man committed sui
eide because his wife refused to believe
him when he said he had not been drink
ing beer. 1t is just such tragedies as
these that make man realize the i'm
portance of taking Glove at the proper
time.
The indications are that the day is not
far distant when even the editor will be
sujected to the humiliation of paying
cash for his r. r. ticket.
Upon the recent arrival OF the stork at
his home, an Indiana editor who evil
IDENTIFY believes in telling the whole truth,
announced the acquisition to his house.
hold of "pale and scrawney boy, weight
only pounds" He also goes on to state
that 1.-The child is bald headed, cannot
speak English, and refuses food"
The COW that recently sold up at Min
neapolis tor S3.000OO is in all probability
the mother of the proverbial Golden
Calf.
Now a French physician announces
that it is healthy to yawn: no doubt the
frequency with which some of our home
people indulge in this pastime, is ac
counted for from the fact that they are
only acting under the advice of their re
spective physicians.
4, Uncle Hyram Hayball rolled in on No.
3 las: night and interested friends will
tind him in berth No. 2 up at the cooler.
Mrs. Hem claims to have already laid
out over an acre in egg plants.
Penna. man was recently arrested
for hanging 2quart pail OF beer on II
white finger OF the marble angel in the
town graveyard. Carelessly speaking,
this might be referred to as finger OF
beer, whatever that is.
Her name is Dennis: An Ogden paper
reports the marriage of John +. Dennis
to Miss Cora Summers.
Wonder il the party who accuses
Denver ladies with drinking cocktails
expects. them to pour them down their
backsy
A Columbian College professor re
Gently said: :"The trust is both natural and
q good evolution because it has develop
ed business talent in very high degree
Following out this line OF thought it
might almost be said with truthfulness
that saloons and all that go with them
are good things for the reason that they
create work for US Christians.
The ladies OF the Bugville Sour Apple
Corps and the Sacnjawea Ear Drum
Corps held their regular bi.nocular key
hole circle and silent sitting at the
school house this afternoon, says the
Bladder. The reporter who attempted
n secure inside information at the meet.
ing is resting as easily as could be ex.
pected under the circumstances and the
after effects Of the combined weight Of
iorty.two women. Six physicians are in
attendance, and change in the victims
condition is expected before morning.
GoosESrcK.