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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
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THE HOUSE HAD ITS LAUGH.

The house was In a bad sparl tC
day over a dlnky item in the legif
Iatiye appropriation bill Mark Smith
fhe Arizona delegate, got the floor.
Il have a suggestion to make" said
Smith. "Why doesn't the commit,e
od the whole rise, report IT, inabilit
To pass this appropriation bill, refer
Il To the committee ON territories, have
a rlne brought In prohibiting amend
ments and have it passed without
anybody reading it?'
a roar OF laughter came from al
over the house, an the Democrats anC
statehood insurgents Joined in a storm
nf applause.
1.-TWO million people" continued
Smith. wra,hfully, coming down th'
aisle and facing the Republican lead
ers. "can be disposed Of in twenty
minutes, and yet here We are fussinl
over the salary Of a single clerk" -
Kansas City Times.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
ODD PLACE FOR WEDDING.
Bride and Groom Climb to Top of
snokestack and Wed.

Evansville. Ind, March &c Married
on a smokostack 222 feet above the
earth. with the American flag waving
ever them. was the novel experience
Of Miss Ora D. Williams and George
p. Lontcrs. Vt is estimated that from
II 200 to 10000 people saw the unique
ceremony.
a few minutes before , O'Clock the
bride and groom. accompanied by Rev.
Charles Armcnstreut. pastor Of the
Emmanuel Presbyterian church, ar.
rived at the stack In a carriage, accom-.
panied by the attendants and newspa.
per men. with difficulty the carriage
reached the foot OF the stack and the
pushing and crowding Of the people
was so great that the scaholding
around the tower was smashed.
4 ladder was placed ON the inside
" the tower and on this the wedding
party climbed 10 the top A. the groom
looked up the ladder he shook his head
as II he hositatcd and there was q
glance ot fear in his eye which his IN.
turc wife saw. Turning to him. Miss
Williams said why what Is tho
matter George? Would YOU not DO
this for mo? let me go FIRST and am
sure you will follow whore { lead
Up the ladder The foolhsrdy girl
went. mover once looking downward.
The groom followed. The couple we're
quickly Joined by the minister and
the words we're spoken that united
Miss williams aud Lentcrs for llts.
The groom turned to the bride and
said. we will take just one hiGh
kiss"
The people saw II and the cheers
went up Tor blocks. The descent was
quickly made. when the foot was
reached women and girls rushci i''
ward ana nearly smothercd the bride
with kisses
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
indian Bill Recalled.

Washington. March &c Congress-
man stephens of Texas had passed
By the house late this afternoon his
Joint resolution recalling from the
president the b'll opening up the III.
owa and Comanchc reservations FOR
settlement II will pass the senate
Monday upon its return from the pres
idCnt. The nill will be- rcintroducad
sent to The house committee Of public
lands. returned promptly with IA
yorablc report and passed by the
house and then by the senate. after
which tho president will sign It. This
has been done TO avert the prc"idcnIa
veto and to meet his Ideas and Lc
upp's objections.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
--oI-n
PLACES BLAME ON DlsoNfcSER
Operator Lively's ero.htr Throw
Light on Colorado Wreck.

louisville, Ky, March 26-Eugcnc
Lively. a clerk IN the local freight OF
the Louisville and Nashville railroad.
and brother Of Frank s. Lively,
whose nap at the telegraph key caused
the recent wreck on the Denver and
Rio Graude near Adobc. Colo. which
cost thirty five lives says:
My brother went On duty at : q. ~.
and worked an day The might opera.
tor was or on % spree. At o'clock
Frunb asked for relief. but was rolu g.
ca. tho train dispatcher not allowing
him io go To- supper Three times that
nirht hs asked 90 be relieved, saying
he was slccry Each time he was g.
fused relief Shortly after midnight
hc fen asleep, but was awakened g.!
passing trains. The dispatcher asked
him II No. 3 had passed and he told
him IL had not, as up to that time he
had heard every train that ala pass.
After this ~ went TO sleep In car
nest. and then the dispatcher asked
him to copy oIdC's for No. 3. F'ank
did not know II Nc. NJi passed anr
so told the dispatcher adding that he
liI not want to take orders for a train
ha was not certain about. lie protest
cd vigorously. but the dispatcher over
ruled his objections ana directed him
TO take the order a few minutes later
q train came by and he handed the or
dcrs TO The ongllecr and conductor
and was informed that No. 3 was
twenty minutes ahead of that train
Ny brother then informed the dis
patchor that No. 9 had passed before
ne had received the orders.
Frank has no Intention OF goini
back 10 Colorado unless his informa
| lion is desired. lie blames in large
measure the system OF the road fol
the disaster which allows trains Il
rass unless stopped by certain lights
Under the signal system used in th'
cast all trains must stop, unless TOLD
TO proceed by certain lights. We hole
that the train dispatcher Is more e
blame than Frank"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
Englnud Aaoat

EuGiaul's naval supremacy began In
l5SS with the defeat NJ the renowned
Spanish armada. This hcct consisted of
1870 vessels, carrying 2,50o cannon ami
10000 men, while the English navy
consisted uf but fifty vessels uo bigger
than yachts ana thirty of the queens
ships when the conflict was over the
Spauilrds had lost eighty ships and
10000 mon, a medal struck 90 com.
mcmorltc this great event had for It's
motto. no sent oul his arrows, and
he scattered thcm"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
JUPITER IN A MIRROR.
A Remarkable Phenomenon Concern
ting Ills Satellites

hfss hHhN HaAfNAAffNs
Ia very old number of the Bulletin
de Ia Socictr Astronomiquc de France
some one made a noic OF the fact that
he had seen JupitprS satellites In n
mirror. The 9TH of November being n
clear night % -pDrdcnt e. -. Il.
Andrews. determined 10 make the cx.
pertinent with an ordinary looking
glass.
"1he mug" of Jupiter In the glass" ."
he writes. "wns distinctly accompanied
by q small .tlr on either side. one
nearer the planet than The other 7
th'n turned 10y telescope ON the planet
aud found Jt Once That the position.
Of satellites three ami one aud two 60
incidcd with the positions of the star,
seen In the mirror. Satellites one and
two were az the time mhout $50 p. M.
extremely close together. and | have
no doubt that these two were seen as
one In the glass.
"Thc explanation OF The phcnomcnoH
is simple oLc. We cannot see the
satellites IN the ordinary way because
Jupltcr's byllliancc ovcrpowcrs thcii
fecblcr light. In rejecting the image
In the glass some OF This supertuou'
light Is lost aud the satellites are Civ
on q chance to show themselves, -
London Chronicle.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
PHYSICAL HARMONY.
TrcreIn Lies the secret Of HeAith
aud Long Life.

The necessity of relative harmony
throughout the entire physical system
cannot be- too strongly urged Herein
lies the chief secret of health and long
life. Manifest weakness or even pre-
dominant strength iu any part opens
tine avenue Tor the invasion Of disease
aud the approach OF death. What can
be- done for the realization aud malnte-
nance Of structural aud vital harmony
Space would fail us To give details
adapted 10 varying conditions. hut the
underlying fundamental principle for
IT. accomplishment may bc impaired
I'm Few words strive 10 strengthen
and develop those parts of the body
which have been sighted 10y nature or
weakened 10y disease or abuse: guard
zealuusly such structures and see that
they are never subjected 10 undue
strain or top active cxcrtion; neglect
not the Improvement OF every part ol
the economy. hut seek first 10 improve
the weakest structures. look well "a
organs of vital Importance the heart
lungs, Kidneys. etc and seek espc
c'rlly 10 ndvancc their good. \ FIND
physique Is not 90 bee Ignored. but oi
Tor greater Importance are strong
pair OF lungs q normal. we'll guarded
heart. good digestive apparatus and
fmctlonally sound Kidneys. The de
yclpping and strengthening of vita
structures require more skill and per
severance than the training ~ the mus
cuiar system and should be- couductc,
with much care and diligence.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
A Fsvorlte Kennedy for Babies.

Its pleasant taste and prompt cures
nave mado Chambcrlain's Cough
Remedy a fayogite with the mothers
of small children. II quickly cures
their coughs and colds and prevents
any danger OF pneumonia or othet
serious consequences II not oniF
cures Group. but when given as soor
as the croupy cough appears VIII pr"
vent the attack For sale by i. }
Ramsey. w y. Frame. Ardmcre prr.
Co. and Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
PTPRON CANE SFFN
FOR SALE BY e, o. PuGH, MAIN
STREET. ARoMnRe. T. r. OIL. .... dw


Washington, March 2G.-A case
which cropped mp In Washington n
fow days ago affords food for study
Tor the sociological student, as well
as for the humanitarian. II Is that o'
a white man who was brought Tor
treatment TO the emergency hospital,
and who had INDUCED oyermuch In
the fruits of the vintage He hnd, il
seems. been a patient Of another hos
ptal some time prior to this. for
treatment OF structure of the ocsapha'
gus. On account of this aflictlon he
was utterly unable to swallow any
food or drink, and the surgeons were
forced TO make m opening into the
stomach so that he could bo sustain
cd by means OF rubber tube and
funnel.
The attending physician was some
what surprised 10 find the man IN
an intoxicated condition under these
hanllcaps, and amazingly Inquired o.
him "hcw any pleasure was derived
from the whisky"
"WCll." was the answer, = lust too
q mouthfm 10 fet q taste Of the stiT
and then ompuol Q, into tho 'na' cl
md, after al, whlt IN. dlrto,c7a,
how yGu get it-iust 500 20. jag"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27

"Ilurr.c.uc' IS the Old Spanish name
Tor West indies cyclone. but IL IS
used by modern motcorolaFists to Jes-
ignate lang continued wind of ex.
trcme violence. In Bcaumout's scale
he different Wiuds are classcd as
light" gentle" fresh" and strong"
breczcs Tlc nest Is o stir breeze
,hcl "st,oug" wind. and then we
strike tic gales" The gales" run
through tlrcc or four classes, the last
merging into the hurricane
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27

waterworks commlttee-C. d. Car.
ter, I. r Best and q. W. Stuart.
Ordinance committee. 8. Mullen
]. s. McCharen and ]. r. Pennington
Cemetery commlttee-R. w. Randoi
W. A. Gillian and J. s. NcCharen-
Sanitary committee-J. s. acCharen
]. 8. Mullen and r. W. Randol.
Improvement committee-R. w
Randol, G. d. Carter. I. r. Best and
q W. Stuart.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
Chickasaw Telephone Co.
Coupons

Long distance coupons will be
sold on the following basis in
the future.
10per cent discount will be
given on $500.
IS per cent discount will be
given on $4,000.
90 per cent discount will DO
given on $4,000.
Coupons to be bought and
paid for in advance or before
opening an account.
VIM. II. Berry. Gen. Mgr.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
Better Than ANY other.

Cuero. Tex, May %, 1905.
ship one gross DR.. Mendenhall's
Chill and Fever Cure. We have been
selling your Chill Cure for four years
and II gives better general results
than any chin tonic we have over
sold."-Cuoro Drug Co. Sold by City
Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27

Fools sometimes ask questions that
wise men cannot answer" remarked
The professor IN the course OF bis lee.
.ure
"Thcn that explains why SO many OF
rs grt pluckcl in orr examinations"
said the lippant Home Notes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27

with that old enemy OF tho race, con.
stipation, often ends in Appendicitis
To avoid an Jauous trouble with
stomach. liver and bowels take DIR
Kings Now Life pills. They pertectly
usulite these organs without pain.
or discomfort, % cents at w. B.
Frames druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27

Moths. bed bugs, reaches, etc. Timo
10 got after those pests. Use Wor.
rolls Insect Extcrmluator IT'S quicl,
oud sure destruction TO them. Price
% ccGts
20 +. J. RAMSEY. Druggist
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27

What @ MIN can do Is his greatest
ornament, anl he always consults his
dignity Ivy doias it-Cgglylc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
Fine Cotton Seed.

VIII sell on time. Big Boil. Five
Locks. E. B. Pugh. Main Street, Ard
more. 2s-d&w I'm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
shifting uurden.

Aren't you tAe nan / gave a plo 10
thc other duy|
"Nos. lady"
"Wh3t did YOU 10 with itF'
~ gave II 10 my brother; he's strong
er than New York Press.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-27
CITY GOVERNMENT.

Mayor. ................... X. W. LICK
City Clerk. rk...............G II. bruce
Police Judge. e...............J. Ia Gait
Chief OF Police. ..... Buck Garrett
Assessor and Collector. w. II. Roberts
City Attorney. ...... .Caswell Bennett
City Treasurer. er........w. p. Frame
Street commissioner-w. Z. Ian
drum.
City physician-Dr. J. W. Monett
scavenger-silas ]. Boyd
Waterworks and sewerage inspector
Mr.. BroadnsI.
Aldermen.
First ward. S. McCharen and q.
W. Stuart.
secood ward--J. 8. Mullen and l. q
Best.
Third ward-J. x. Pennington and
R. w. Randol.
Fourth ward-w. A. Gillian and c
D. Carter. ".
80. % 80. Committees. .... -....
Finance committee-J. r. pennins
Ton. J. s. McCharen and c. d. Carter
Street and alley commIttee-L r.
Be- W. A. Gillian, r. ". RAndol and
0. w. Stuart.
Police committee-G. W. Stuart. w
4. Gillian and J. s. Mullen
Fire committee-w. A. Gillian. J
r. Pennington and c. ID. Carter.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-04-28
Prince Darnley.

Under the management of Hen
ny Streeter, Prince Darnley, the
standard bred Clydesdale stallion,
will make the season in Mason
Valley. Prince Darnley is dark
bay with white face, foaled May 3,
1901, and was formerly owned by
c. J. Grove of Fairfield, Iowa.
His sire is Royal Rover, eo6o;
dam, Stockport Bloomer, $3.50; and
he has been accepted for registry
in Vol. III of the American Clydes-
dale Stud book. His number is
Io,432. Prince Darnley now
weighs 1910 pounds and stands II
hands high. He is the property
of the Lyon County Breeding AS
ISOLATION, of which Angus Mcleod
is President and Chas. A. Mcleod
is Secretary. and is great horse
to breed to for draught stock.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-04-28
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the disea sed portion of the ear.
There is only wav to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional RENE
dies. Deafness IL caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lin
ing of the eustachian tube. When
this tube liz inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed,
dea is the result, and unless the
inflammation can be taken out and
the tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearin will be destroyed for
ever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by catarrh, which il nothing
but an inflamed condition of the mu-
cous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of deafness Caused by
catsrrh), that cannot be cured by
Halls Cataarh Cure. Send tor cir
culars; free.
F. J. CHENEY < Co.. Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-04-28

A tale of horror was told by marks
OF human blood in the home Of J. w
Williams, a well-known citizen OF
BAG, KY. He writes; Twenty years
ago had severe hemorrhages OF the
lungs, and was near death when
began taking DIR. Kings New Dis
covery. 1t completely cured me and
! have remained well ever since" 1,
cures hemorrhages, chronic coughs
settled colds, and bronchitis, and is
the only known cure for weak
lungs. Every bottle guaranteed by
G. /. Leavitt 4 Son, druggists. soc
and 81. Trial bottle free.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-04-28
Select High Grade
Berry Plants.

Phenomenal Berry.-Great money maker; as
high as 81 400 has been realized from single
acre here the past season. Fruit of enormous
size, one to two inches IN length; brilliant rose
very firm and great shipper. Price per 10, 81
100, 81. 50; 1000, 45.
New Mammoth Blackbery-Cross between the
Crandall blackberry and California wild dew
berry. Very largest fruit berry known in world
today, averages from two to three inches in
length, and is produced in greatest abundance.
Highest favored and most delicious of all black
berries; ripen three weeks before any dewberry
or blackberry. A great shipper and money -mak-
er. 81 per 10; S per 100; $50 per 1000
loasa Berry-A famous berry now being widely
planted all over the country. Fruit very large
and handsome dark red color, exceedingly pro-
ductive, and possessed of rich, sub-acid favor.
One of the best canning berries known. SOC per
10; $3.50 per 100; S25 per 1000.
flmaIaysa Giant Biackberry-Wil yield 100 quarts
in July and August; nearly an inch in diam
eter jet black, round, of exquisite flavor. 81 per
10; ~ per 100; $50 per 1000.
New Golden Blackberry-Fruit glowing golden
yellow, intensely highly favored very produc-
tive, and in size as large as the Early Harvest
blackberry. 75c each; 81 per 10; SIS per 100
Matches Blackberry-One of the finest favored
and most productive of all upright growing
blackberries. 81 per 10; $3.50 per Ioo.'
Rogers Early Dewberp-Earliest of all dewber-
ries; large very firm great shipper soc per 10
$3.50 per 100; $40 per 1000.
Msyes Hybrid Dewbery-Largest and best dew
berry in the world. Ripens 10 days after Rog.
ersi Early; great shipper; berries jet black and
of the highest flavor; enormously productive
soc per 10; s7.5o per 100; SIS per 1000.
Mexicaa-Best all-purpose strawberry on earth,
largest known, and one of the most deliciously
favored; three crops year; will succeed any
where 25c per 10; 81 per 1907 IS per 1000.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-04-28
Greatest Catastrophe.

The razing of San Francisco
last week by earthquake and fire
is the greatest catastrophe that
ever befell city on this continent
so far as the loss of property is
concerned. 1t is now estimated
that the loss to property will be
5000, 900, 900, while the deprecia-
ton of property will be enough to
make the loss over half billion.
The total loss caused by the Chi
cago fire in 1871, including depre-
citation of property was S2oo,ooo,-
600. The loss of buildings in the
Chicago fire was 1880, while
San Francisco loses $4,000 build
ings, and has nine square miles
devastated, against three-and a.
half miles for Chicago. The loss
of life in San Francisco will reach
over 1000, while Chicago lost only
about 900. Fifty-six insurance
companies were forced to suspend
after the Chicago fire; it remains
to be seen how the companies will
be affected by the San Francisco
fire.
But San Francisco will rebuild,
the same as did Chicago, better
and bigger city. The banks will
not be affected seriously.
The great calamity to the queen
city of the Pacific has demonstrate
ed that the hearts of the American
people are as large and warm and
tender as ever. Food and sup
plies have been rendered the I'M
fortunate in such quantity that it
has been necessary to dump some
of it into the bay. Clothing and
money is mostly needed now.
The sympathy of Nevada goes
out to the stricken city as the do
nations from the sagebrush State
will show.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-04-28

is Mrs. Alexander, of Cary, Me-, who
has found DIR. Kings New life Pills
10 be the best remedy she ever tried
tor keeping the stomach, liver and
bowels in perfect order. You'll
agree with her If you try these pain.
less purifiers that infuse new lite,
Qua ranteed by g. /. Leavitt X Son,
druggists. Price, 2Sc.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-04-28
Notice of Proposals for Bids for
Furnishing Supplies for w.
on County Poor Farm.

Sealed proposals will be received by the Board
of County Commissioners of Lyon county up to
the hour of eight O'Clock a, M, on Monday, the
second day Of July, 1906, for furnishing the fol-
lowing supplies for the Lyon County Poor Farm,
for the remainder of the year, ending December
81, 1906, to wit: Clothing, shoes, provisions,
meat and wood; to be delivered at such times
and in such quantities may be ordered by
Commissioner I.ittell. and must be of the quality
selected by him. Bids may be made for the
whole or any part of the above named supplies.
bond in the sum of $500 will be required with
each bid and no bid will be entertained without
such bond.
The Board reserves the right to reject any and
all bids.
By order Of the Board of County Commission
ers.
Attest: ID. W. MELARKEY.
Clerk of said Board.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-25
/ Cut Out the Honest.

E sCoopeRstown Courie The demo.
cratic papers refer to their eand idate
for governor as Honest John Burke z
The republican party "a few years ago
had Honest Andy Burke and were
handed gold brick The democrats
should be careful that history does
not repeat itself. Anyway, that kind
of campaigning is silly. No y one
denies that Gov. Sar1es has faults, but
there has been no question raised as
to his honesty. Every man is pre-
sumed to be honest until proven other
wise. The democrats always did
make a sensational campaign to catch
voters, but it has never worked very
satisfactory for them in this state
We had Honest ShortridgeD once,
and the state was handed another
bunch. Cut out this honest business,
and let the candidates stand ON their
merits. III GsS .5 NJ fsz35Zl
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-25
in the presidential campaign two

in the presidential campaign two
years hence. -
This is the situation that dwarfs
everything else at the Buffalo conven-
ton. Hearst and Murphy-Murphy
the boss of Tammany hall-are the
chief centers of interest and specula-
ton. Upon Murphy's power and the
use he may make of it at the last
minute depend the results. II Murphy
can swing Tammany en- masse he can
nominate Hearst, if he wants to do it.
Without Murphy's help Hearst is beat
en-, and as things have developed
within the last week in both demo.
cratic and republican circles in the
state Hearst stands little show for
election to the goyernorship as the
candidate of his independence League
only.