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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-28
PIANOS:
Exceptional bargains in h1gh-grade piano

Exceptional bargains in high-grade pianos
this week: e.. --- g.
steinway Baby Grand, secondhand, almost
like new, $3.50. r.
Baer Bros, fancy oak case, made special;
used very little 1855.
Behning, large Size, upright. latest colo
NAL case; has been rented four months other
wise new, $685.. ,- ,
Rogers, upright, good for practice piano;
SOS will buy it. -
Call or write, .-.,.,
Minneapolis Music Company,
eos Nicollet av.
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LANESBORO, MINN.-Good weather has
drawn large delegations from Lanesboro to the
La Crosse and Preston fairs. Yesterday forty
went to La Crosse on the excursion train. and
today twenty more. Governor johnson addressed
and large delegations of Lanesboro citizens went
up early in all kinds of conveyances to hear
him
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BuILDINa PERMITS

N, HISTORY frame dwelling ..'.'.... $1,a
a.. NJ. Jensen, 1901 Elliot avenue, two
story frame dwelling ................-. 4Ot
G. G. Chamberlain, 412.414 Twenty
avenue N, two-story frame dwelling. 40
SIX minor permits OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. s.
#es 1ises,als 3Es "
mt Al 49,. Z 8. e. u -. "a n
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FOR sALE-FURNITURE, STOVES AND
rugs. This lot from Hawthorn av resi-
dence; must be sold at once; 100 yards red
comforters, each, Soc; wool top mattresses,
each, 81; L reliable gas stove, 2-burner, 81;
kitchen chairs for $40; 8 diners for IS;
sofa, $3.50; / refrigerator, $3.50; couches,
each, SIS; 8 dressers, choice, Sc; sx1O brus
sells rug $11; six-hole Jewell range, $12;
Radiant heater FUSED one season., $25; l
$3.50, $3.50; 6-foot extension table (round),
$775; 1 sideboard, SO; 1 oak wardrobe So;
,, all wool art squares, each, $3.50; pairs adn
A. ". Davis Houseturnishing Co., Ga LIST av
s, Both phones, r N5-. w.. -.
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

FOR sALE-sATURDAY WE MUST CLOSE
out at half price all our new unclaimed fall
and winter suits. These have just been put
unclaimed by sps, and If we have your size
you are making mistake II you don't call.
Such opportunities only come to the wide
awake.
Note below the Sizes material. regular price
and cut price.
Come in and let us show you; 1t costs you
nothing to prove our assertions. Rush Tailor
ino M 2nd 1at nv faa[s sf
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GENERAL PRODUCE

Official quotations Of the Minneapolis
Produce Exchange, corrected up to IL M,
Friday, Sept. 49,
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HERMANTowN MINN.-Eli Lfbau, a far
mer, and his 12-year-old daughter were serious
ly injured in a runaway accident
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SOUTH DAKOTA

A big snap in 240 acres at $4,000 per
acre, with good improvements, and all
under cultivation. Four miles from two
coed railroad towns, and In a fine neigh
borhood g..
SlLVIUS INVESTMENT co.
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FORTUNE IN SAPPHIRES -.
Bachelor-F armer Of Pine River Makes
Lucky Find Of Gems.

FINE RIVER, M1NN.DThe fact has just de-
veloped that J. b. Baker, a bachelor who lives
on farm the north end of Big Whitefsh
lake, has the past year picked up a comfortable
of hs and the
which he found Is valued approximately at
$1,000. he is not saying much about his good
jeweler to put the finishing touches On the
stones.
Preparations are nearly complete for the first
annual fair Of the Pine River Agricultural So
ciety, which will be held here Tuesday and
Wednesday, Oct. 2 and 8. An exhibition hall,
grand stand, cattle and horse sheds and a
good half-mlle track have been finished On the
new grounds, and If the weather permits Pine
from Brainerd,. Little Falls, Staples and other
points have already been entered for the races.
CUMBERLAND, w1s.-D. H. Coles staye and
heading mill completed the seasons run yes
terday after cutting 100000 feet Of slaves,
900 feet Of heading and 100, 900 feet of lur-
Der. The mill will resume as soon as the neces-
sary raw material can be secured. ...
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WANTED-REAI, ESTATE

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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.; WILL PAY CASH
45 to so feet in width and not less than 12s
feet in depth to an alley, situated within FIR
blocks from Hennepin av and inside Of 28thr
st. Property must be in good condition and :
price reasonable. Owners having such prop
erty for sale please send description and price
to 954 journal, Immediately.
- WE SOLICIT YOUR LIsTINGs,
- We have continual calls for all classes Of
property. We have some investments worth
your time to Investigates; best fire and lorna
do insurance. Chute Realty Co., 901 Central.
WANT 70 BUY A CHEAP KoMEi AN N
town temporarily and desire to move here;
price must be less than property is worth.
Address 887, Journal.
WANTED-LIsT YOUR STORES, HOUSES,
nats We have buyers, cash or trade. Empire
Land & Investment Co., 434 Guaranty Loan
bldg, Minneapolis
WILL PAY 81 800 TO q, 900. ALL CASH, rob
neat six or seven-room home: cash Is ready
Call at once. Paul Beuhler, 46e Temple Court
wANTED-BEsT MoDERN E1aHT:RooM
house that $1,000 will take; owners only. Give
full particulars, terms. Address 500, Journal.
WANTED-A LOT SUITABLE FOR RESI-
dence property in good locality; must DO
cheap. Address $50, Journal
WANTED-BARGAINs IN 6 70 GROOM
houses. Danforth & Hash, POI N. 7. Life.
HAVE OosTUMERs FOR SIX AND EIGHT
room houses Globe Ex., 612 N. Y. Life bldg.
We HAVE CUSTOMERS FOR 70 GROOM
houses. Fiheld & Fiheld, 717-721 Andrus Bldg.
LIST YOUR PROPERTY with me for quick
sales. B. Carlton Toren. 8A Security 8k bldg.
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PARoUET FLOORS

WE MAKE a SPECIALITY OF HARDWOOD
door laying; get our estimates before buying.
Mpls. Builders Co.. 300 p Lake d. q. O. zdpA
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MEDICAL,
~-~~~~~~~~~~~>~~->> >-<-~>~>~-~~>|><>>-<N~~-
MRS. DIR. FLUELLA MCKAY. SPECIALIST,
No. 7th st S; electric and electromagnetic
treatments scientific massage, vapor and medt-
Gated sweats, cures rheumatism. lumbago,
nervous diseases and weaknesses of all kinds
Consultation free. ... .-- s. :.+
MRS. D. FLUELLA MCKAY, MASSAGE, ELEO.
trio, vapor and medicated sweats cures rheu-
matism and all nervous diseases and weak
nesses. No. 7th st s. 8 to 8.
PILEs-DR. II. WAITE, 80 YEARS SPECIAL
ist cures every case. Write for pamphlet;
mailed free 1919 Hawthorn av. Minneapolis.
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FOR NEW AND SECOND.
hand office, store bank drug confectionery 1onel
stock of new and secondhand safes, all sizes,
standard makes; also: automatic time JOCK
burglar and freproof safe; see our big stock
tables, scales, registers, letter files. type
writer's, dummy figures and wax models =
Twin City Fixture Co..
.-'.. 223 Sd st s.
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S@@&%&@$@@@a&a H@&9@S@@4<@&
Why keep the don't need things"
3 and worry about the cant get o
things?" A Journal want ad nego-
, tiates a trade. ....4
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TYPEwRITERE, all makes, at bargains: mu
be sold. Blick. Mig. Co.. eos Sykes block.
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MONUMENTS

MONUMENTS "a
ments and markers to be closed out at whole.
sale prices; ranging from SIS to 5000. Anoks
Granite & Marble Works, salesroorp 423 Wash
ington av N. 9ft@
NORTHWESTERN MANTEL CO., MONU-
ments, headstones and markers; special de-.
signs on request. Office 419 9Th st s; granite
and marble works, 3517 Hen. av. Both phones.
MoNUMENTs-FoR 90 DAYS WE WILL SELL
at actual cost prices; see US before you buy;
Granite Works, SIT Doth av N.
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AWNINGS, TENTS FLAGS-A. D. CAMPBELL
Tent s. Awning Co.. 211 Hennepin Nv.
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"A COMPLETE FALL LINE OF W0oLENS AND
gents furnishings. Turnquist, 1913 It'll st s.
RosENTHAL, 8 It'll st N: suits sponged,
pressed done right. 5oe garments repaired
). D. HINsHAw, 6s7 BOSTON BLoOK-NEW
fall styles ready for inspection. -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

fye years ago. bun 10 be- nov as cxteu.
sively cultivated as ana part of the
Union Thora are arout isnn0 acres
under water. ana something Ike 5000
geopls here boz ihe town of Wonitchee
and Boz he zion adjoining. New or
chards ate being SET out on every avail
able spot Five hundred thousand
trees were planted last wear and
great number thi, spring.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

land. and II has millions OF acres which
tre set 20 be settled
This territory was once a vast sea,
almost one-fourth the Size Of the
United states proper II Is more than
100 miles wide and 1000 long. II was
renued boz by the mountains. and is
waters rose until they finally broke out
through the canyons which now form
parts " the Snake and Columbia river
valleys They cut their way down to
depth ~ 1000 feet. and drained the
ga, leaving an immense plain OF al
l1vsl soil 5000 feet above the level u
the ocean
LAVA AND VOLCANIC ASH,
This soil 81 the inland empire Is
made ~ me dropping or silt washed
down from the mountains, and In adj
clifton O. vast amount OF volcanic ash.
Ashes are one Of the best fertilizers
known Those made from Canada
hardwood are now selling TO farmers
ior y! a ton They are used largely
fof orchards and grain raising, and
pey form food for the land which
VIII nT ior many wears. The inland
empire has the same constituents In
US SOLE but Us ashes come from vol
canoes
in crossing the Big Rend country I
raw ava everywhere. In some places
'n' plains are covered with H. and IN
oolhefs % rises into bluffs and broken
fragments streaked with sulphur
Alohe Tho Columbia river there are
creams Of lava which look as though
VIZ molten mass had hardened as II
Il'n'd against the wind I'm other
JUICES 70 had turned To a gravel. and
isnn y has split M into angular
t"sItd rocks ~ even size. looking for
sl N" world as though II had been
lun through a stone crusher TO make
paving material
~ j. hard 10 imagine more Desc
,-,e lnltsiy land than this. when unde-
,rvped. There are no trees, no green
o1,.'s ana an T. bleak and bare. II is
ue--It and no one would imagine
.let 81 would raise enough 10 feed a
y,VA rabbit stu right In the midst
1uoh territory vast wheat fields are
~" 10 be seen. There are patches
~ green everywhere. Farms have
80" 7 up w the midst ~ the bleakness
s ',,'.. ne desert itself is yielding 90 and
'' bushels Of wheat 10 the acre.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02
S,,,ial Correspondence Of tho Dc Ntjcs by IrdrF rtl

As ! passed Through or tho ralroad
/ saw many RAGGED lHIc stations of
wooden oue-stcry huuHnes Tho ooi,
large structure d. 'hHu were wheat
sheds ard elevators Wih ha,a and
there 2 ilour mll These sheds are
filed Win grain az me Inie of harvest.
They will NOT h1'd tho crpu. and the
overflow Is stacked uu u bag. oui-
side This inland empire is now urn-
duclng something lik. $4,000 GOA bush.
els OF wheat in ono wear. and uiU the
Big Bend country ha. been hardly
touched The state OF Washington
alone produced $4,000 GOO bushels ia.t
year aud ihe prospect Is that ID VIII
do better this
THE NEW LANDS or THE WEST.
| have been Writing considerable
about Canada ana us wheat beh. The
Canucts have a1 empire yet TO develop
aud they think that Uncle sam has
reached the maximum OF his farmina
possibiltIcs Thte was never great
er mistake We ago discovering new
lands every year, aud some of the best
parts OF our country are yea 20 be ZEE
claimed
A great deal OF he Big Bend region
can be farmed without Irritation. and
there are reclamation projects on hang
which WIS reG-llG millions OF acres
This very land thrmsA which I have,
been r.ains could have been bought
about decade ago or Eve or Ten cents
an acre. The Northern Pacific Ran.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

than m Tho east on the Apple ~.
ridge Of Virginia one seldom gets fruit
from an orchard in less than six or se,-
on years. and % ~ 10 or % before tha
apple trees are in flll bearing. Here
apples fruit al five years peaches a..
three and apricois az about the same
time
The crops vary somewhat from year
tu year. I know Of one man who hat
DO acres which he wanted 10 sell at SIS
Qo0 OF which $4,000 was 10 be cash aud
$4,000 ou tlme He failed 10 find a pur-
chaser and kept ON with his cultivation.
HIS orop last year Melted him t400o.
and he il now looking anOut for an al
dltlonal orchard 10 buy.
FRANK q. CARPENTER.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

90 walk 20 school I'm addition a sys-
tom of country omu.buscs Is now being
organized 'o bring in me school chil-
dren from the outlying districts.
Pl0W THIRTEEN TINES A YEAR.
These Wuai.Hes people know hos go
raise fruit They Keen their ploWs gu
ing fom one end of the season 90 the
other one man tells me that he ploNcl
his orchard IS times las. year and lh,
most of Tho holdings are kept as clean
as % kitchen garden Tile few slovenly
orchards ! have seen show the lack of
cultivation Their trees have "a rough
bark and ihcv are uo, one-third as
large as those in The We'll tended or
char1s. Trees grow much faster here
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

talk 10 their geignbors Every house
has iis own telephone and the rates are
from 81 10 = q month With no restric-
tons as to he number OF conversations
Most OF The houses have pipe conncc-
iions with H. cation works. so thar
each home has ms Own hylrant, ana
most OF them have bath rooms and all
modern conNenIeuCes An electric light
system Is now being put into this or
char1 district aud Within short lime
nearly every one ~ these cottages. the
average " which dli NOT cost more
than $1,000 TO build. win have lbs own
electric light sestice. The rural deiiv.
eyy system furnishes daily mails, and
The school buildings have been ,u .ocdt-
cd that no child has more than "a mile
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

Copyrighted by Frank u 'alpehteIJ
p, ENATcHEE. May 2s.--For
\M/ the past week I have feen
NJ moving about through dffer-
W ent parts OF the inland en-
.,rs entered II from British Colum.
,la nv the Great Northern railway, go
,rg first to Spokane. From there
,royeled both east aud west; and am
row here on the Columbia river in the
Rig Bend country at Wenaichee in
,bs Wenatchee valley
OUR INLAND EMPIRE.
despair Of giving YOU an adequate
CONCEPTION OF this part Of the United
states The inland empire was 10 a
sree extent a desert until a few wears
.,o and now, It IS only in the north
vest that the people have begun to APP
,,sciate ITS value. The formation is 80
unions that one should see II for him
IN to properly know IL. In brief, It
,rcludes the vast region lying between
.he Bitter Root and Cacsade noun
aims which are drained by the Column
tis river ana its tributaries. IL COM
,,isss most Of Idaho and a large part
~ eastern Washington and oregon. IL
c,uals In extent all OF the New Eng
,snd states. together with New York,
New Jersey Pennsylvania and Mary
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

pie country Is rapidly developing
Thirty thousand boxes were sold by
one man there last wear to be cent 70
Burlington aud Clinton. Iowa The
apples brought $3.50 a box ON the
ground
AMONG THE oRCHARDIsTs
] took a carriage and drove az and
down This valley the other afternoon. n
Is now one series Of orchards from end
10 end. The houses almost adloin one
another there being one TO every five
81 ten-acre tract AZ result the VAL
ley Is more like a great orchard Village
than the ordinary farming country
The houses are 90 close together that
the women can walk a few steps ami
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-02

The Big Bend Country FERTILE ID b., Vocanoes-Its New
Wheat Fields and How They Cultvaed-The We
nstchee Valley and Its Famous Apples High Prices for
OTchsrds-About Lake Cheen-Oueer Features Of
Farm Life and Money Making in the Great Northwest
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-03-29
FOOD HELPS
In Management of n n. II.
,peaking OF food a railroad ma.

In Management of n n. II.
Speaking OF food a railroad MAJ
says:
MY work puts me out in all kind.
of weather, subject to irregular hours
for meals and compelled to eat al.
kinds Of food.
For seven years l was constantly
troubled with Indigestion, caused BY
eating heavy, fatty, starchy, greasy.
poorly cooked food, such as are most
accessible tt men in my business. Gen,
orally each meal or lunch was follow.
ed by distressing pains and hurnin,
sensations In my stomach, which de
stroyed my sleep and almost untitled
me for work. My brain was so muddy
and foggy that it was hard for me to
discharge my duties properly.
This lasted till about a year ago
when my attention was called to Grape
Nuts food by a newspaper ad. and !
concluded to try it. Since her l have
used Grape-Nuts at nearly every mea.
and sometimes between meals. w.
railroad men have little chance to pre-
pare our food in our cabooses and |
find Grape-Nuts mighty handy for it ii
ready cooked.
ITO make a long story short. Grape
Nuts has made q new man Of me. |
have no more burning distress in my
stomach, nor any other symptom Of in
digestion. l can digest anything s,
long as l eat Grape-Nuts, and my brail
works as clearly and accurately as al
engineers watch, and my old neryou,
troubles have disappeared entirely
Name given by Postum Co., Battl.
Greek, Mich.
There's a reason. Read the little book
'.The Road to Wallrllle," In pkgs
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-03-29
GET RID OF THE GAS
Or. Williams Pink Pills Strengthen
the Stomach and Enable II to
Do Its Work.

When the stomach is feeble the food
lies in it u~ndigested, decays and throws
off poisonous gases that distend the
walls Of the stomach and cause inter
ference with other organs, especially
with the action of the heart and lungs.
These gases have other i'll effects. The
nerves and the brain are disturbed
and discomforts such as dizziness, hot
flashes, sleeplessness, irritableness and
dependency originate from this source.
Experience shows that these troubles
vanish just as soon as the stomach is
made strong enough to digest the food.
In other words, it needs q tonic that will
rouse it to do the work of changing the
food into nourishment.
Miss Minerva G. Ladd, Of Ipswich,
Mass, says 81 had a weak stomach
from the time I was q little child.
Whenever l took hearty food it would
cause terrible faintness, and / would
finally Vomit what I had eaten. AT
times there would be the most intense
pains through the upper part of my
body. For days in succession, | would
have to lie down most of the time.
The distress was often sc great that I
could hardly bear it, and the frequent
md violent belching spells were very
iisagreeable, too.
"My DOCTORS medicines gave me little
relief and it was not until l tried DR..
Williams Pink Pills that / found a cure.
Within three weeks a decided improve
ment was noticeable. The belching
spells were less frequent, the pains
through my body We're not so intense,
nv food was retained and after taking
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-03-29
Short KINGS.

There Is hardly a king in Christendom
q head.
The English king Is quite 6 inches short
er than Queen Alexandra.
The car, a little man. is o%vertopped q
fun head by the czarina-
Kaiser Wilhelm is Of the medium height,
but the GerS:oan empress Is tall, and tina
is why the proud kaiser will neverconsen
to be photographed beside his wife unless
she sits while he stands.
The king Of Italy, short and squat, hard.
" comes up to the shoulders of the tall,
athletic Queen Helena.
h king of Portugal, though fatter, IL
less tall than his queen.
Even the prince of Wales is shorter 9
good A inches than the princess.
And the young king of Spain is sevsral
inches shorter than his new bride.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-03-29
EiomeIy Wit.
A magazine editor was praiSing sad

A magazine editor vas praising sad
~ William Sharp. recently deceased In
Sicily, who achieved no little fame as
a poet, under the pen name of Fiona
Mcleod.
SHARP" he said, wrote melancholy,
dreamy things, but he was personally
a cherry, vigorous soul. No one liked
a joke better than he.
He was one day praising the real
literary talent that humble, uneducat-
ed people often show in conversation.
He said that, in Londonderry one
afternoon, he was seated in a barber
shop when a farmer entered to get his
hair cut.
"The farmers locks had an odd,
ragged look, and the barber, after re-
garding them s~cornfully, said:
who cut your hair last, old MANI
My wife the farmer answered,
with an awkward smile.
The barber snorted.
VIVA did she do it WITH he asked
A knife and fork?'"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-03-29
Women Use Safety Razor.
ErAm Tho MInnGn nGlic lnl1rnal

From the Minneapolis Journal.
Well. she's the pioneer in a new
line Of trade for us, certainly she is"
said the drug store proprietor after
the door closed behind a stunning
brunette.
Il never though Of it before. The
safety razor should certainly be a god
send, q perfect treasure. to the fair
ones with a tendency to superfuous
hair on the face. Without doubt she
Will tell some one else in confidence
and the sale of these razors will go on.
| ought to have given her that razor
for nothing, because she will prove
to be the vanguard Of q lost of women
customers when she finds how smooth
~ the thing works.
You know, the feninines are all
afraid of the strOp and the shining
steel, and they couldn't keep an edge
up at all. The safety solves the ques-
ton. Gee, what q great thought"
And the drug man saw himself the
Columbus Of 4 new idea.
According to the drug man Il Is a
ommon thing for women of the mid
die class to buy lather cups and
brushes and razor strops for their hus-
bands. They are accustomed to shop
ping for men and therefore the safety
razors can be bought without any com-
ment being passed, or any Unfortunate
hazards ventured as to what use the
instrument is really intended.
formerly, you know" said the
drug proprietor, lit was q mark o,
beauty for a woman to have a fam,
dark line on her upper lip and dowr
her oval cheeks, but that day has
passed. The main care now is to gel
rid Of the hirsute growth without leav.
ing any traces. A woman welding 8
fiat razor would be a curiosity. A
caseknife would be as effective and no.
half as dangerous.
Secrecy Is the main thing, and the,
hate to go even to a d~ermatologist fol
removal of the incipient beard. It Il
a family secret, a skeleton in tn,
Closet
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-03-29
sax Arnen md SRI no,pn.

one afternoon q Sunday school was
about to be dismissed and the youngsters
were already In anticipation They res
Taxed their cramped little limbs after the
hours of confinement IN straight backed
chairs and benches. Then tha superin-
tend arose, and, instead OF tile usual dis
missal, announced: And now, children,
let me Introduce MI. E.. who will give
us u short talk.
Mr.. L smilingly arose, and. after
gazing impressiyely around the classroom.
began: Il hardly know what 10 say
when the whole school was canyuIsed 10
hear a small, thin voice In the rear OF the
class lisp:
..Thay amen and thtt DOWN