davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29
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fir fat1olilhe 9nlters.
leltte.
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8. s. 3d.
Snmt.
Ser FL. Intunius ppn Gabna.
q 1919
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-
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SeeIeu.


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nber nod ebler burd] Die Siteenb.
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tpie Elm Iihenbaufen. er trat nit Is
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nerzGborberren uno ipdter ans
Sebniu6t, fir Gbriinis als Martbs
ret fem Slut 81 pergieBeu, IN Den
Sroen bes bl. Sran5isfls.
Intonius liebte Die Semut6 unb
freute iih, fir Den @inoeiten Ser
yminoern Sriiber" sebalten 5u tpers
ben. Sber balb itelte inn Soft aIi
ben 2eufter unO er tpurDe Der 9roBte
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&unoertbdter aQer 3eiten.
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MIR 5um Sobe 8ottes unb als @nael,
UNI Die nnlterbliden Seelen fir ben
Simmel 5u retten.
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@tiilionspreoi9teu ni6t slauben ipo0z
ten, ging Ell on bas nabe Weeresufer,
rief Die Slide berbei, pelbe 5ablreid
eri6ienen, uno prebi9te ibnen:
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ten, Der euG gu elirem Iufentbaltc
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piel ais ibr MN polt. gih bat
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balten, pdbreno ale anbern Sbiere
alBer bem 8aiier 5u @runbe 9ingen.
Sesbalb unb pegen nielem Inberem
babt ibr alle llriahe, Soft gu lobeu
unb su preiien, bon bem ibr 10 piel
@utes por alien aubern Sbieren emls
pfangen babt."
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ting CT ielbit an, 9ott 81 loben uro
lprdh:
r@ebeneSeit iei ser etpise @ott,
neil CT mafte, baB Die Slide bes
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ebren, ais Die un9ldubisen @ens
ihenl"
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am 10. Sum- 1881 unb fpuroe ihon
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diem @unber. Die 9ott fir feline Ser
ebrer ipirfte. bon Sapit 8resor ben
9teunten beili9 eeiprp6en.
q ntpenpung. @ebrduhe
beine 3unge nun our Ierberrlihung
@otteS uno gum Seile beiues Nd6s
item. Oils Die Sunge bes beilisen
Sntpnills nad 80 Sabren ean5 uns
pertpeien aufsefunoen ipurbe. pie lie
beute nod in Ynpua 81 ieben lit.
riet Der beilige Sonapentilra aus:
80 gebeuebeite Sunse. Die Oh ME
aufbortelt, 9ott 5I loben. uno anbere
@ott su loben 9elebrt bait, MN miro
pffenbar, ipie groB betn Seroienit
lit bel @ottl"
@ t. - Gerlei6e uns, o @ott,
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nem 2obe lnb sur Serrlihuns bei@
ner 9ottliden Maieitdt lotpie gum
Seelenbetle bes Ndhiten gu eebrais
diem. - Inlen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29

Serrl6er in europa, nel6e mnldBs
lid Der Sataitropbe in San Sranz
cisco on uniere He9ierung Sbms
patbIe@ 0epeidlen geididt. unb Die
Sebarolung oeS bodiu. Eater Sbp@
mas Sherman, e. s., beoeItinme
Seiden filr aatbolifen limb"
Sas lollten lie ieiu, a6er mir linb
Der Nnliht, Dab man bier, lpie in
Srantreid, Der 5une6menoen Sreiz
mnlrerberrI6aft gegeniiber blind
lein miro, bis es 5u ipGt lit.
81 =
Gr uerItebt lein Sonomerf pic
Der Dds oos SGwe9elpieiien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29

2ebm SuBbopeu lino gut.
Sierbe. Die ali lolheu iteben. boben
sepobnlih aeiunbe SiiBe.
Sretterne SuBbobcn iolltcn IN
Neparatlr sebdlten mcrben. bumit
feline 2ofer mnb NiBe e~ntitcben.
pelhe fiir Ticrpe 6uBfrantbciteu I'M
9eiol9e babeu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29

Sta at soma, lss
DUBUQUE Souutp, %"
gstr. .. ~. saep. 8rafb,nt. ". Z. 2uld. gice.
graioent. uno g. i. suid, gebllis sainrer
obenaenannter Sdut. beihnoreu ieierlih, oaB
mad unierem belten Aeiieu uue @lauben uoraehenoer
auspsis ooultdneis. tpahr uno ritbttg in; nnb oas
bic obeu au9e9sbeueH @utbaben bona hoe' Giasns
tbum b.iaater Sant in ihrer eapaeitat ais Corpora
tiou tue; nne eaB TEN 9beil ~eerielbsn bsiagter SAINT
III BEN Spede %seltsseu poer porgeihoiien moroeu IN,
nm ais 2betl tbrer Suthabeu angeseben Al neroeu.
y. 10. Saep. praiosut.
u. Z. EN- d, YteesYraloent.
q. \. Sufb. SebhIfSs q oiiirer.
Gor mir nnteridrlsbtu uno beihmoreu bon y. N.
eacD, ". I. Snib nuo y. y. Suib an oieIem asittu
1ase beS Mai 1906.
SpeI 4. Mellon.
lSlt9el.l pffentllber Rotar.
geibelniat pou:
Saeob Min.
Sohu elImanser
6IrettereH.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29

men gerettet f~perben. gGe 1lebrigen
mrBten in's 8rab beiben."
Ser 10jdbriee &arl: .Iber Ydpd,
Die Seute ertrnnfen bod; nie fann1t
Oh ba iasen .in's @ras ~beiSen"?"
9dpd: rSn's Seeeras natiirlt6,
hummer gub'l"
~ ~
Shnteidelbafte gefanntihaft.
garonin: .OieIer Shinfen lit dIio
bon benz S9tpeire, tpeldes sic iel6it
mditeten? -. Sd fllbr gcrabe bas
mails otr6 Die Srti6aftl"
Bauer: rId, go baben alio 30
San perionli6 gefannt?"
" - "
Smrh bic Slume.
Serr, I'M Sbeater, als neben linn
5ipei Serren eiu laltes 8eiprGd
fiibren: Ser Seufel iol Die 8erls
bolenl"
vBen meinen Sie?" iagt giner
Der Storenfriebe.
Serr: sd meme bic s(fteure, ia
ipielen 10 laut, baB ih nift bDrer
fam, iuas i6b Die Serren neben mi.
er5dblen."
Die 0eididtspriifuns eines Irinsen
2ebrer: SD modte Sic, meir
2ieber. in Der Belt Sriebrids De:
9roben priifen. sic %tpiiien, baf
Der 9roBe &onig 1912 ge6oren it,"
Trin8: nSatpobl."
2ebrer: .Hebt gut! limb Stpar an
"a. Sanus"
Srin3: nar."
2ebrer: rIusse5ei6net; sic i6ei.
men gut beiblasen. Nit ieinen
@ater itano er iib ni6t ="
Yrin3: r9eionbers."
2ebrer: ySatpobl, er mnfte io9ol
einen Sludt@"
Srin5: nberiuf."
2ebrer: ygaedt quit Sic fpiller
aud, in ieinen Srie9en Sei6eib?"
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9ebrer: Ser erIte Gag Ser prell.
biiden 8affen mar bel gtoa ="
Bring: Dtpie."
Sebrer: DSt, CT, DdS 1tno ia er.
freulihe &enntniiIe? Ser sroBe 3rief
Sriebrid bes @roBen par Del
iieben -"
String: ridbrige."
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Bring: Ibis 1863"
2ebrer: u@dn5 oortrefflih."
~ ~ -
SenpDra mutnntur.
8nntmler: .8ie it'd bod Bel
Wtenif dnbert. frilber bab' ih immel
ein Shnaps9laiel Shnaps uno cir
9las Wniier setrllnfen; unb ieB.
trinfe ih immer Elm @alierelas Dol
Sdnaps nno elm Shuaps9laiel bol
8aler!"
-+-f-f-
- 8ir fonnen lei6t pilien, baf
unier Wagen auber SrDmung lit
penn mir an Sduere bes 0taeen:
leiben. Ne6mt Or. Iusuit &onig's
Samburger Sropfen; lie tperoen Der
Maeen berbeneru linb raid furieren
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29

Seimiuher.S idets iino su
perfouien OIL ieoem 9ienStag nab
Yunften Der SQiuoiS Central.
Cine Sobrt plus $500 fir ole
Hunbreiie
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29
Gnswets lber ben 8efano
her
Iowa Trust and Savings Bank,

o~rsanifirt inter seu SeieBsu Soipo's, etnbIirt su
DUBUQUE. i'm eountp Dubuque, am Shluife
bes SeiGs iftes am
IL. Mai, A. D. 1906,
ME er benz 6eisse semdB on ben aubitsur oes Staa.
ties seraatt ipuroe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29
spab nlnb aud iein. !
Nn Der Simmelspforte.

ct. Setter (5um &ntommling an
Der 9forte): sic iasen, baB Sic
elm Shreiber bon 2eitartifeln an eiz
ner Sem 9orter 3eitung iparen,
nie?"
Intommlins: .Satpobl, mcin
9errl"
ct. Setter: ~Sreten sic sefdaigit
alf ben glepator."
Gnt0mnling (auf ben Sabritubl
tretcno) ~@ie ihnea sebt's bins
auf, bitte?"
ct. Yeter: r@s sebt ~iiberbaupt
nidt binauf. es sebt binunter."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29
SeranSsebiiien

Sapa er8dblenb: ~@ou Sen breis
bunpert SaIla8ieren, Die an 8oro
u~nieres Shiffes pdren, tonnten -
mid ein9erehnet - mIr "a Yerlos
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29

8ir fonnen lei6t piiien, baB
unier Wasen auber Srbmlng lit,
ipenn mir an Sduere bes 1tagens
leiben. Nebmt 9r. Iusult 3onig's
Samburser Sropfen; lie tperoen Den
Masen berbeiIeru unb raid furieren.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29

@obl benz 8rielter, Der ieIbit
tbut, mas er prebiet!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-05-29
8ut6aben:

sstrda on @etieln. Bombs uub anbereu
bistpntirten ooer ~oefauiteu uno ppn Der
Hant aseisnettn Sl1erbetteu -. -. 81. S2s, $500
Saarb.trase an Sano pte
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

smile.
They are waiting for me-" said she.
'You shall see. White Lily. and you
also. monsieur how we'll know what
is due TO my position. Farewell. and
remember Omega
'Now. Amory" whispered Adele.
closing her eyes and nesting still clos
er 20 him.
lie faised the pistol. and then. with a
quick sudden intaking Of the breath.
be dropped IL and knelt with glaring
ewes. looking up az tree which faced
the open door Of the hut
1t was a beech tree. exceedingly old
and gnarled. with its bark hanging
down IN strips and its whole trunk
spotted with moss and mold. Some
ten feet above the ground the main
trunk divided into two. and in the FORK
thus formed a hand had suddenly APP
peared. a large reddish hand. which
shook frantically from side 70 side in
passionate discussion. The next in
slant as the two captives still stared
IN amazement the hand disappeared be-
hind the trunk again. and face APP
peared IN It's place. which still shook
from side TO side "a resolutely as its
forerunner. It was Captain Ephraim
Savage OF Boston.
And even as they stared and won
dered a sudden shrin whistle burst out
from the depths Of the forest and IN a
moment every bush and thicket and
patch Of brushwood was sprouting
fire and smoke. while the snarl Of the
musketry ran round the whole glade.
and the storm OF bullets whizzed and
pelted among the yelling savages. The
IroquOis sentlnels had been drawn in
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
Petty Criticism.

Cyrus Smars time was largely spent
In discovering the faults and shOrtcom-
ings OF things animate and inanimatc.
while Mrs. Small. as IL seemed. was
equally vigilent In attempting to bring
forward something OF which she could
say. There. you can't pick any e-ws
In thatr'
Once she thought this happiness
would be hers. A certain man in the
town inherited large wealth under pc
culiar circumstances. IL was his I'M
der the law. but when the court award
ed Il 20 him he stood up and said that.
in view OF ali the facts In the case, he
believed that the property belonged OF
right 10 another heir His action was
generally looked upon as a noble one.
Mrs Small was loud in her express
sioas Of praise.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

The late John c. Paige had at one
time as protege the son Of a very
particular friend, q pleasant gentle
manly young fellow, but always ready
to make a bet or TO take a hand in a
quiet game. and on this account it was
thought best by his parents to send
him 10 Boston on a limited income
with the hope of breaking away from
old associates and of getting some
business energy into him.
Mr. Paige gave him some good, whole
some advice and started him along In
business. particularly instructing him
20 get his name before the public 70
let the people know he was living" etc.
Not very long after this Boston de-
but Mr.. Paige very late one evening
was requested to can alta nearby po-
hce station. The young man, il APP
peared. bad got into a very noisy game
and was arrested. but not before he
had been cleaned out OF everything ne
possessed.
Vel, young uan." said Mr.. Paige.
this IS nice, isn't itf7
"wel. Sir. You toll me to got my
name before the public"
"Oh. yes" Mr. Paige replied. "but
didn't tel you to have a Judge and
jury @ - Q o g tie advertising
rates" Z, i'u lie sid
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

have held your house like a heroF'
I knew that YOU would not desert
n comrade, Chambly. We have saved
the house, but our losses have been
terrible Ny son is dead. Ny wife Is
IN that IroQuols canoe"
The commander Of Fort St Louis
pressed bis friends hand In silent sym
patty.
"The others arrived all safe" he said
at last only that one was taken on
account OF the breaking Of a paddle
Three We're drowned and two taken.
There was a French lady IN Il. IN
derstand. as well as madame"
Yes, aud they have taken her hus-
baud also"
"Ah. poor soulsi Wen. II you are
strong enough 20 join Us. you and your
friends. we shall follow after them
without the loss Of an instant. Ten
OF my men viii remain 20 guard the
house and you can have their canoe"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
A ParticuIar PoInt.

I'VE are not yet ready TO put your
book on the market" said the pub
Usher to the ambitious author.
But IL is printed, illustrations and
all" urged the author. why don't
you go ahead and bind It, and"
There's the trouble The fashion
experts have not yet decided what is
20 be the popular shade this fall. and
we certainly do not want 10 risk bind
ing the book in a color that will clash
with the gown of the lady who is read
ing 1t, do we?"-Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
u - - hrrrcI.-

10y their bloodthirsty craving 20 see
the prisoners die. and now the Cana.
dams were upou them, aud they were
hcmmed iu 10y a ring OF FIRE First one
way and then another they rushed. 20
be met always 10y the same blast or
death. until. finding az last some gap
In the attack. they streomed OF Ike
sheep through a broken fence and rush
ed madly away into the forest
But there was one savage who had
found work 90 DO before he fed. The
Flemish Bastard bad preferred his
vengeance 10 his safety. Rushing at
Omega. he buried bis tomahawk in her
brain. and then. yelling his war cry. he
waved the blood stained weapon above
his head and rushed into the hut where
the prisoners sill knott DE Catinnt
saw him coming. ana "a mad Joy glL.
tened in his eyes lie rose 90 meet hi3
and as De rushed in De cred botn bar.
refs Of his pistol into the Bastard's face
An instant later swarm OF Canadians
aad rushed over the writhing body. the
captves felt warm friendly hands
which grasped their own. and. looking
upon the smiling wen known faces of
Amos Green. Savage and Du Lhut,
they knew that peace had come to them
at last.
And 50 the refugees came to the end
Of the tolls Of their journey. for that
winter was spent 10y them in peace al
Ste. Marie. and In the spring the Iro-
Quois having carried the war 10 the
upper 81. Lawrence, the travellers were
able q descend into the English prov
inces and so 10 make their way down
the Hudson 10 New Y-rk. where
warm welcome awaited them from the
family OF Amos Green. The friendship
between the two men was now SO ce-
mented together by common memories
and common dangers that they soon
became partners IN fur trading, and the
name OF the Frenchman came at last
10 be as familiar In the mountains OF
Maine ana on the slopes OF the Allegha-
MES as IL had once been in the salons
and corridors OF Versailles.
As 70 Captain Ephraim Savage, he
returned safely 20 his beloved Boston,
where ne fulfilled his ambition by build
ing himself fair brick house upon the
rising ground In the northern part or
the city, whence he could look down
both upon the shipping IN the river and
the bay.
The manor house OF la Ste Marie
was soon restored 10 its former pros
perity, but its seigneur was from the
day that he had lost his wife and son a
changed man. He grew leaner fiercer,
less human. forever heading parties
which made their way into the Iroquols
woods and which outrivaled the saw
ages themselves in the terrible nature
OF their deeds. \ day came at last
when he sailed out upon one Of these
expeditions from which neither he nor
any OF his men ever returned
THE END
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

"Tes. Know sa;5 Ger husband,
" twas a fine thing. Few men would
have done IT, and that's why he felt
so awkward to stand up there and say
what lie did. He showed that be felt
embarrassed by the way he stood"
Cyrus Small, should hope you
would not find fault with bis attitude
when be was doing such a grand
thlngi"
"Oh. no; have no wish TO crlticise,''
said Cyrus, but II ! had been on the
platform, facing all those people. 1
should have tried TO toe out a little
more"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
In OIoen DAYS.

Mark Antony was SO busy making
love TO Cleopatra that he forgot the
departure of the camel express.
We'll. that settles IT," he growled.
Now / am going TO miss that poker
game down in Rome"
Then he smiled.
oh well," he continued philosoph-
ically, Il guess / am Just as we'll on
here in Egypt holding one queen.
And Cleopatra was so pleased she
blushed like summer girl.-Chicago
News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

Il have a joke here. Mr.. Editor
Anything IN IL about the trees
leaving in the syringe"
no. sir"
Anything about fishing and the re
bait systems"
NO. sir
Anything about muck-rakers
mo. sir"
ANY references TO the United
States senate being interested u
trusts. etc.?"
no. sir"
Anything about summer board
ers?"
NO. sir"
Anything about summer-resOrt
hshing?"
mo. sir"
Does ii In any way bring in the
henpecked husband or the mother-in-
low"
no. sir"
ANY illusions TO race-suIcide or the
word strenuous?"
mo, sir"
Has it anything to DO with WON
ems olubs2"
no. sir"
Then for heavens sake let's see
It! Ii must be real joke. Judge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

There has never been any decisive
action on that BIN you introduce year
after year"
no" answered the statesman. that
bill has been III such value In giving
me prominence that ] should rather
regret 90 see 10 removed from active
controversy and buried in the statute
books. Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
overheard AZ the oaraga

Yes" said the polite demonstration,
here is an automobile intended FOR
long tours. Why. here Is even a place
for knives and forks"
All, indeed" said the caller. And
what would you cali that little ma
chine over there Just built for two %
"Oh, that's e place for spoons.
Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

Jingles-T knew that fellow Storms.
the comedian. would come 70 the
front
Weller-And he has. has he not?
Jingle-Yes. You remember he used
20 play the part Of the hind legs OF
the elephant IN the pantomime9
WelleT-Yes
Jingle-Well, now no Is playing the
front legS-Royai Magazine.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
he Kept His Word at Last

BE minel" he cried. in a voice sur
charged with anguish. II you refuse
me. I shall die"
But the heartless girl refused him.
That was SO years ago. Yesterday he
died.-Tit- Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

when came OF age" said young
Mr.. SIowe. Il promised my mother
that I would never marry until had
found the right girl"
Yes" replied Miss Bright =
Yes, and you're the right girl
We'll. isn't thar provoking for
you're the wrong man-"--Casseirs
Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
An Amateur.

Porch Climber Bin. be never drew no sal
airy
Fer Photography. owin' to the strict
ureG
or the police-out when ne robbed the
gallery.
They do say that he took some blame
good pictures
A-Cleveiand Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

Paticuce-That girl who goes about
with an anchor embroidered on the
sleeve of her jacket. Is She a yachts
woman
Patrice-Not az all.
Why the anchor. then2"
"Oh. you know. the anchor IS the
symbol of hope "-Yonkers States
man.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
Sure Enough.

How did uncle propose to you.
auntie?"
by wireless message"
why, the idea! Wireless telegra-
ply was not invented 40 years ago"
Il know II. dear; but letters were"
Houston Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
Worth Studv,no

Rubbe-Why in the world did that
entomoiogist take 50 much interest IN
the wedding?
Dubbe-No wonder. A beetle
browed man married wasp-waisted
girl-Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

zone has very few friends in this
life said the misanthrope.
Eyes" answered Miss Cayenne, y
suppose that IS one reason why "a
friend is so likely to be overvorKesf.- -
Washington Star. -
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06
We'll IN

Eva-Nes. ne said there was moth
ing he enjoyed 50 much as 20 see
girls eating fudge
katharine-The dear fellow Do
you think he really means IL.
Eya-Sure. Isn't he dentist?-
Chicago News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

cold and wooden performance in the
love scenes.
Leading Man (angrily)-Then why
In thunder DO you have a leading
lady who eats onionsf-Tit-Bits
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a FEW JOKES THAT ARE BARRED

The hand that works the muck rake
is the hand that stirs the world.
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RY LIE eENrre cYNIc.


It's our charity that .afwass. covers
multitude Of other pecpieS sins
A fellow never Knows he Is In
love TIL the girl tells him.
some girls seem TO think that every
man is man after her own heart.
The height OF realism is to sing
coon songs I'm you are black in the
face.
Making a mountain out Of a mole
hill appeals to the real estate specu-
lator.
Married life may be one grand.
sweet song. but the average mans
voice isn't educated up TO il.
II We all loved our neighbors as we
love ourselves. the world would be-
come mutual admiration society.
The people who write articles on
how 20 succeed are not always able
70 sell them
II is true that . woman promises
20 love, honor and obey. but a man
promises 20 endow her with all his
earthly goods, so it's an even break.
There are two ways 90 praise
woman-one 20 applaud her children.
the other 20 damn her next door neigh
boris.
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emergency brake and chauffeur
chute by which an owner can reduce
speed and remove chauffeur without
injury 10 machine or gaests.-N. Y.
Herald
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HIS MISTAKE.

Pardon me. madame. your hair has
fallen down az the back"
sir"
We'll. I thought IL was your hair
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The height OF realism is to sing
coon songs TN you are black in the
face.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-06

Some girls seem 70 think that every
man is man after her own heart.
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Fer Onion Breath.

Manager am greatly disappointed
In your acting. sir. You have com
olete,y ruined my new play by yopr
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REVISED PROVERBS.

Safe wined. wei dined.
rolling log gathers much dross.
Children should be clean, not
smcarcd.
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Making a mountain out Of a mole
hiil appeals 70 the real estate specu-
lator
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A fellow never Knows he Is Il
love TIL the girl tells him.
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A squirt in time. saves fine.
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It's our charity that aafwass. cover.
a multitude Of other peoples sins
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The people who write articles on
how 60 succeed are not always able
20 sell them
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Married life may be one grand.
sweet song. but the average mans
voice isn't educated up TO IT,
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II we all loved our neighbors as we
love ourselves. the world would be-
come mutual admiration society.
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cHApTER NNIV

wv VHAT had occurred Is easily
n.y. explained The watchers in
WW the windows az the front