Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-09-18

The thing to do with Milk Trust is
TO, sterilize and bottle it-New York
Commercial
1t is suspected that the Ruff Riders
were the first advocates of simplified
spelling Washington Post.
Mistur Rosvelt's conversion adj
crafty to the hops ov the spelling re-
formers. Thay think thay own the
erth.-New York World.
If the strength of the Cuban insur-
rection could be measured by the num-
Der of its generals, there should be no
doubt of its uccess.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
1t seems school teachers are paid
trifle more than mill hands, which is
one example of the working of the New
England conscience.-New York Her
aid.
The Congress of Brazil voting an APP
preparation of $666,000 for the relief of
a sister republic is fine example of
South American generosity.-New York
/ Tribune.
The train wreelSer is possibly the
most execrated of criminals, and yet
he cannot cause as much suffering as
does the bank wrecGer-New York
American.
Cuba affords an indication of what
may be expected of a certain class of
patriots when they get their feet no
longer in the public trough.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The quick lunch is now said to be the
chief cause of divorce The courts and
the doctors have not yet agreed which
is the quicker, the lunch or the divorce.
New York Tribune.
If you read over that list of simpli-
fled words you will notice "kist." That's
probably Mr.. Carnegie's personal CON
tribution to the movement.-Phladel-
phia North American.
Burglary by automobile is cropping
out in new fields. The possession of mo-
torcars by the dark-lantern fraternity
Indicates that it is enjoying its share
of the general prosperity. York
World.
Now it is Mr. Shonts and Mr.. Com
pers who are calling one another liars.
1t really is not matter of very great
Importance to the public if they both
are so long as that canal is built.-New
York Press.
Edward of England has done a good
stroke in Pacific Railways. thanks to a
| tip from Morgan, of Wall street. How
pleasant to the eyes of commoners are
the courtesies of kings New York
| World.
Miss Abby Mayhem, of TIE University
Of Wisconsin, says that women will
never be free until they discard petit
coats. That is to say, they will con
tinue in clothes Washing
ton Post.
| A New York dentist demands settle
ment of a bill for $2,11O. A physician
| recently asked a fee at the rate of $500
a day. Not much fear that the sick VIII
die disgracefully rch.-New York
American.
Those Cuban insurgent generals
would find it safer to follow the usual
practice and let the privates 90 the
fighting, providing there are any prl-
Yates in the inSurgent army.-Philadel-
phia Press
! Coal went up another 10 cents yester-
day. Ice costs small consumers about
twice as much as last year. People who
want either heat or cold in their house
keeping are sadly out of luck. New
York World
Whatever may be sale of England's
boosted mastery of The seas, her gov
eminent is not afraid to reduce her
naval expenditures in TIE face of the
military powers of E1rope.-Phlade-
phia Record.
The phonetic spelling craze will not
be without profit if it teaches the people
that the Presidents name is Roz-e-velt,
not Ruzvelt, as so many insist on spell
ing and pronouncing Philadelphia
North American.
If we rise up and call hlessod man
who increases the grass crop what shall
we do if the government succeeds in
che project of making each hen lay two
eggs where but one egg was laid be-
fore New York Herald.
Secretary Roots tribute to the sin
comparable beauty" Of the women Of
Argentina who pelted his train with
lowers was not the language of diplo-
macy or of gallantry. Travellers agree
that the composite feminine type Of Ar
gentina is irresistible.-NewY York sun.
The burning of 5000 cans of food
and decayed fruits at Chicago the other
day was the first official bonfire lighted
to celebrate the pure-food victory in
legislation. 1t must be said that it
made a good fire. even though the fumes
did not add to the purity OF the atmos-
phere of the dumping grounds.--New
York Tribune.
The London Lancet, in possession OF
all available facts, concludes that with
regard to disease and cleanliness the
meat imported from the United States
and Argentina is to be preferred to the
home product--New York sun.
1t Is pleasing to learn that Mr. J.
Pierpont Morgan returned from Europe
lin a cheerful frame of mind" It
might prove 4 disastrous summer for
us if he should be dispIeased about
anything the country had done in his
absence.-W Washington Post
What is to become of the spelling
bee, that quaint source of so much -
light and renown in the little red
schoolhouses, if the PRESIDENTIAL fiat
imposes the reformed spelling ON the
country New York Sun.
Books for Common Carriers.
The interstate commerce commission
has sent a circular letter to all the rail-
roads in the United States saying that no