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Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
KICKED MANY TIMES DAILY
BUT STILL Is NOT A KICKER

and we were doing the Dutch act that
we still are.
"I was made up older than I make
up now and wore big wooden shoes. In
the middle of the act / had to give
Dill one of those kicks you were cal
cuating about. Accidentally / kicked
him too high and the point of the wood
en- shoe lit right on the point of DilPs
jaw. Was he mad? Well / should
hope he was. He chased me right out
OF the theater and out into the park.
We ran around until we were both ex-
hausted. We surely presented merry
spectacle careering around the park
gaily attired with our make-ups still
on. What made 1t all the worse was
that when / hurt any one I am sorry,
of course, but my first impulse is to
laugh, and that naturally made Dill
crazy when I stood and looked at him
with the blood running out of his
mouth and me laughing like 1 was
crazy In the head.
THAT same summer which was by
the way one of the first that Dill and /
were i'm the business, I was sitting in
the park cafe. AT one side of the table
where / was sitting was a party con-
sisting of two men and two women.
Squec a Fresh Youth
dill and 1 had just finished our act
and these people were discussing 1t.
one of the men was another of these
wise boys and he was telling his friends
all about me. Why I used to see that
man Kolb thirty years ago; he's an old
man about sixty. He don't have to
make up to look old
"As | was at that time about twenty
five years old, was rather surprised
at this chap.
"One of this mans companions had
asked him how it happened that could
make up to look so old with all the
lines in my face and all the other
symptoms of decay. He went on with
his description of how I was stoop-
shouldered old man, and that my beard
was natural and my baldheadedness
too. If l had looked as he said l did l
would have been in a museum, not on
the stage.
"All the time he was telling about
me, / sat there never saying a word.
The people with him looked at him
wide-eyed to think that he knew so
much. Finally got up to go away and
l tossed my card over on the table and
walked away | looked back in a few
moments and the people at the table
were giving this man the grand laugh
and he was sitting back in his chair
looking as sore as could be. l would
have liked to hear what the people
with the wise one said to him after 1
showed him up."
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
CHURCH SERVICES
AND CHURCH MUSIC

First Congregational-Rev William
Horace Day, pastor. Morning, "The
Historic Haystack." Evening, I'M
pressions of a Hasty Traveller"
Boyle Heights Methodist-Rev. AL
fred Inwood, pastor. Morning, "A
Love of the World" Evening, "The
Christian Life as a College Man Sees
It," by Prof. Tully C. Knowles.
St Paul's Cathedral-Dean ]. j.
Wilkins. rector. Morning, righteous
ly." Evening, Religion on Business
Principles
Second Church of Christ, Scientist
Simpson auditorium. Morning topic,
Sacrament"
ST. John's-Rev. G. Morris, pastor.
Morning sermon by the rector
Los Angeles Fellowship-Benjamin F.
Mills, minister Morning topic, THE
Discovery of Social Love-"
Christ Church-Rev. Baker P. Lee,
rector. Morning and evening sermon
by the rector.
Cathedral of st. Vibana-High mass
at 1870 a. M, celebrated by Rev. B.
Schaparelli. Sermon by Bishop Conaty.
Rosary and benedlction at 7;3O p. m.
Our Lady of Angels-Mass at and
II a. M, with sermons by Rev. j. Cabal-
leria.
st. Joseph's-Hlgh mass at 1890 a.
m Evening, blessing of Catholic
Foresters' banner, with sermon by Rev.
Raphael Fuhr
st. Vincent's-Rev ]. j. Martin, c.
M, will celebrate the 10:45 O'Clock mass
at which he will preach the sermon.
Church of the Blessed Sacrament,
Hollywood-Forty hours alteration will
open at the 10:SO o'clock mass with
sermon by Rev. Raphael Fuhr o. f. NJ.
Evening sermon by Rev. ]. Cabaleria.
st. Mary's-Mass at 1880 and 10:3O a.
m. Sermon by Rev. j. Barron, the
pastor.
First Congregational Church-Morn-
ing; Organ prelude, "In the Morning."
Grieg; hymn; choir For Thee, Dear
Dear Country" Shelley; choir response:
offertory, organ; Pastoral" Foote;
hymn; solo by Harry Clifford Lett, (a)
God Is My Shepherd" Dvorak, (b) 1T
VIII Sing New Songs of Gladness,"
Dvorak;' hymn organ postlude
"Sortie," Dunham Evening: Organ
prelude, "Offertorie in =. Flat" Salome;
hymn; choir, 1.-THE lord Is Good"
Behrend; choir response; offertory, Or
lgan; "Reverie," Flaglet; hymn; solo,
"The Lord Is My Light" Allitson;
hymn; organ postlude.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
YOUTHS FIND
BURIED LOOT
CHILDREN PLAYING IN SAND
MAKE DISCOVERY
Servants May Have Leagued to Rob
Employers or Yegemen's River
Bed Cache May Have Been
Dug Into by Haulers

The police believe that little children
digging I'm the sand near the Catholic
church which Is being built on East
Thirty-first street near Central ave-
nue. have unearthed clews which Will
lead to the arrest Of an organized band
of robbers.
The children in the neighborhood Of
the church are accustomed to play in
the sand near the building. Friday
afternoon little boy felt something
hard and cold with the tips of his
fingers. He had buried his arm full
length in the sand and could not reach
the object.
Immediately the children set to work
digging away the top of the pile, say
ing to each other that they were dig
ging foi treasure.
Their surprise can hardly be i'm
agincd when the object was brought
to light and found to be a beautiful
loclet. 1t is said to be of great value,
being of solid gold with large dia-
mond set in the middle.
Dozens Begin Digging
The news spread through the neigh
borhood and dozens of children began
digging away in hopes Of finding other
jewelry.
Late Friday night the children had
almost all gone home, being disheart-
ened by frutless work.
A little girl who had stayed with n
few of the boys in their late search un-
earthed a ffty-cent piece. With re-
newed energy the children went to
work, but finally went home without
finding anything else but sand and peb-
bles.
Early yesterday morning the search
was commenced again. Shortly before
noon high-priced gold watch was dug
up from deep in the sand.
All of the articles were taken to the
police station to await Identification.
The police advance two theories for
the jewelry being in such strange
place.
The first is that a number of cooks
and servants in the neighborhood have
leagued themselves together to rob
their employers and have used this as
a hiding place for their loot.
The other theory is that yeggmen
have made cache in the river bed and
that workmen have dug into the
plunder store in removing the sand for
the building.
Detectives are working on the case
and developments are looked for to-
day.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
MAX DILL DOES AN ACT mi
FIGURES
Comedian With the Small Voice and
the Large Paunch Says Partners
Hammering Least Of His
Worries

Max Dill, who nightly is kicked in
the abdomen from five to fourteen
times by his partner, Clarence Kolb,
was in speculative mood yesterday.
Il was figuring It out the other day."
said the little comedian, "how many
times and how far | have been kicked
by that partner of mine since we have
been in the show business.
I'VE have been together for more than
ten years and all that time we have
played long and short Dutchmen, just
as we are playing at the Hotchkiss.
played there are kicks for me in the
rubber paunch which / don to make
me appear robust. In some of the shows
[ was kicked eight or ten times and
some more, but the average will be ten
kicks to the show.
"As general thing we have played
nine shows a week. When I am kicked
in that manner it throws me back
about six feet. In weeks perform
ance, then, l am kicked ninety times,
and am propelled $40 feet In a year,
then, l get the ak 1850 feet and am
battered for 2S,0S0 feet. Then in the ten
years / have been in the SHOW business
| have been kicked 46,S00 times and
have travelled 2S0,SO0 feet from being
kicked alone. The number of miles is
aoout fifty-fve.
Dill Kids Wise One
THE hammering 1 get is, however,
one of the least of my worries. There
is always bunch of yaps who seem
to think they are the original Willy
WeisenheimerS and who want to give
you advice. One season Kolb and
played in q circuit of eastern parks.
After l had finished making up and was
ready to go on, in comes some Johnny
Jumpup who wanted to tell me some
thing.
Z" Oh Mr.. Dill said he, isn't that
rubber pad you wear to make you look
fat awfully hot?'
Why, yes, it certainly is,' I
answered him.
"'You blow it up with air, don't you?'
was the next of his queries. 1 en-
lightened him as to the process.
'Then the crowning thought of the
conversation was sprung. He then said
with the utmost seriousness: We'll,
why don't you fill the bag with ice
water instead of air. then it would
keep you cool?
II looked at him for a minute and
then sprung this: Well, l did try that
once, but l got so warm that the heat
of my body heated the water, and
finally it boiled and blew up and scad-
ed me fearfully.' He swallowed it all
and then went away.
"The only way to get along with
those information seekers is to kid them
numerically"
Tells of Funny Start
Then Kolb, who had been listening
patiently for his partner to finish his
tale, broke in: you wouldn't think to
look at that little shrimp that he was
fighter, but he certainly is. One
summer we were playing the parks,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
BAND CONCERTS
Eastlake Park

Following is the program of the concert
to be given at Eastlake park this after
noon by Moore's Fidella bandi
March.
Waltz queen of the Danube .... Berger
Intermezzo "Piudard de Bal"...... Gillet
"Polonaise Militaire" "......,.,.....C Chopin
Overture "Maxmillian". ...........A A scher
IupulHI neuleNs .....s's.ssss. .s'ss. .ioOellBSI
War march of the priests from
"AthOlia" ................Mcn Mcndelssohn
Ballet music from Faust" .......G .Gounod
(a) Waltz Of the corps de ballet.
(b) Ensemble of Helen and Trojan
maidens.
(c) Entry of Nubiau slaves.
(d) Sole dance of Cleopatra.
Finale.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Randolnh Fined

Former Policeman Randolph, now
proprietor of the Canadian hotel. was
fined SO yesterday by Police Judge
Chambers for disturbing the peace.
Completes Sermons
Holding Fast" will be the topic of
Rev. A. S. Phelps this evening at the
Central Baptist church. it being the
last of a series of sermons on picked
Topics by Picked Men" The topic of
this evening was suggested by Gen.
Harrison Gray Otis.
To Play New Composition
The Venice italian band today, at
both afternoon and evening concerts,
will give a new musical composition
by Paul de Longpre, Declaration of
Love" Signor Dante Forcellati the
greatest trombone player in the italian
bands in America will render that
new composition as a solo.
Walkers New Detail
Henry Clay Walker, who has been
acting as police sergeant on the local
force for twenty-five months, has been
detailed by the chief of police for work
at the Pacific Electric depot. Mr..
Walker has been one of the most pop
ular men on the police force and is con-
sidered by the department to be one of
the most efficient men that could have
been detailed to the crowded depot.
Sets Date of Trial
]. ]. Curtis was given preliminary
examination before Police Judge Cham
bers yesterday on a charge of being a
fugitive from justice from Lexington.
Ky. He will be given a trial on July
IL. Curtis troubles come from diff
Guilty in settling up with his partner in
business. Detectives who have known
the man for several years claim that
he has always borne an excellent repu-
tation.
Charges Woman With Forgery
Grace O'Brien, who has been held
to trial in the superior court on a
charge of forgery, the owners of the
Boston store being the complaining
witnesses. was again arraigned before
Police Judge Rose yesterday on a sim
liar charge. The proprietors of the
Blackstone dry goods store were this
time the complaining witnesses. She
will be given a preliminary eXamin-
alton on August IA.
Royal Court Entertains
The members and friends of Los An
geles assembly No. 2, Royal Court, en-
joyed an excellent musical program
last evening in Symphony hall The
program consisted of the following
pumbers: Piano solo, Miss Mabel
Britton; violin solo, J. Wesley Brett;
vocal solo, Miss Finley; piano solo,
Mrs Addie Ramsay and vocal solo
by Miss Lillian Scanoh. The royal
officers will install the officers of Pasa-
dena assembly No. Monday evening
at a public meeting.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Oratorio Concert

Singers Of Los Angeles who have had
experience in singing Handel's Mes
siah' are asked to meet at the First
NJ. E. church, corner Hill and Sixth
streets, next Monday evening, July 8,
at s O'Clock.
DR.. Eugene ". Davis will direct the
work and Miss Mary l.. O'Donoughue
will accompany. The concert will be
given at Huntington Beach, opening the
new auditorium. Expenses will be met
by the association.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
City Assessment, 19O6-T. Notice of
Meeting of City Board of EquaIiza-

fkOn.
Notice is hereby given that the as
sessment roll of the City of Los An
been completed by the City Assessor
and has been delivered to the City
Clerk of said city and that the City
Council will meet as a Board of Equal
ization to examine said assessment roll
and to equalize the assessment of prop
erty, beginning Monday, July 8, 1906,
and continue from day to day until the
business of equalization is disposed of,
but mot later than the first day of Au-
gust, 1906
The meetings of the Board will be
held in the Council chamber of the City
said assessment roll will be open for
inspection to all persons Interested.
H. j. LELANDE.
City Clerk of the City of Los Angeles.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Sciatica Cured After Twenty Years OF
Torture

For more than twenty years Mr.. ]. B.
Massey of 1922 Clinton street, Minneap-
oils, Mimi, was tortured by sciatica.
The pain and suffering which he en-
dured during this time is beyond COM
prehension. Nothing gave him any per-
manent relief until he used Chamber
lains Pain Balm. One application of
that liniment relieved the pain and
made sleep ard rest ossible. and less
than one bottle has effected a per-
manent cure. Mr.. Massey relates his
experience for the benefit of others who
may be similarly afflicted. If troubled
with sciatica or rheumatism why not
try a 25-cent bottle of Pain Balm and
see for yourself how quickly it relieves
the pain? For sale by all druggists.
Burlaps, So inches. all colors, including
black. 76-inch natural red and green
makes a solid wall without seam. Window
shades, table oil cloth, mouldings, paints,
etc. WALTER BROS. 627 S. Spring st.
01-
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Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
FIRE DESTROYS A STABLE
Building Containing Several Tons of
Hay at San Gabriel Is
Total Wreck

Fire destroyed the stabel belonging to
John Nonguier of San Gabriel yester-
day afternoon about 5 o'clock. The
building contained several tons of hay.
No insurance was carried. The loss will
total about $3.50
The fire was caused by children fin
ishing the celebration of the Fourth
with crackers.
The bucket brigade turned out and
did good work in saving other buildings
nearby.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
DIAMOND CARTER
CASE NEARS END
DIVORCE WILL BE GRANTED
MRS. C. E. WARRINGTON
Division Of Property Settled by En-
gineer and Wlfe-Judge Bord-
we'll VIII Render Written
Decision Tuesday

After weeks of argument in depart
ment nine of the superior court, the
petition for divorce entered by Mrs
Mary A. Warrington against Clarence
E. Warrington was finally granted
yesterday and Judge Bordwell will
hand down a written decision Tuesday
settling the division of the property
involved.
Yesterday the judges unsigned
opinion was filed with the clerk of the
court, and in it the property was
settled.
A house and lot at Venice valued at
$500 and $4,000 worth of bank stocks
were given the woman along with the
decree or divorce on the ground Of
cruelty while Warrington was given
the big rooming house on Buena Vista
street.
The Warrington case required sew
eral days of argument when it first
came up in court, a month ago.
Warrington is an engineer and out
on the road for a greater portion of
the time. His wife alleged that he had
been cruel to her because of his ieal-
ousy and his unjust suspicious She
testified that on many occasions after
returning home from a run on the
desert, her husband would accuse her of
having been keeping company with
other men while he was away and al
legged she had attended various dances
with them.
Witnesses Are Indignant
Prominent railroad officials of Los
Angeles testified in the case and for a
While the witnesses were indignant and
ready to fight at the slightest accusa-
ton.
The chief factor of Warmington's de-
Tense lay in diamond garter He al
legged that he had found a beautiful
red garter in the drawer of his wifes
bureau and that the garter was studded
with diamonds such as his wife could
not afford to buy with her spending
money.
He testified that he had rot received
satisfactory explanation o. the own
ership of the garter and that his wife
simply said it belonged to friend.
Warrington further alleged that he
had found box of flowers in the
house, which he suspected had been
sent his wife by some man. But the
court refused to accept any suspicious
anu coli9lueleu oIly lle IactS as proved
in court.
Shortly after the hearing of the case
Judge Bordwell intmated that he would
grant the woman a divorce, but said
nothing of the division of the property.
Yesterday the attorneys representing
both parties to the suit settled upon an
amicable division of the property in
volved. They made their report and
then the final decision was handed
down.
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Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
MARINE NEWS
San Pedro Shipping

Nh SN'S
SAN PEDRO, July Z.
ARRIVED
Steamer Mandalay, Crescent City,
SAILED.
None.
VESSELS IN PORT.
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Barkentine Portland. Astoria
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Barkentine Tam O'Shanter, Bellinghann
Schooner Mahukona. Everett
San Francisco Shipping
BY Associated Press.
SAN FRANCISCO. July 7.-Arrived-
Steamer State of California San Diero
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Solid Walls

Red or green 70 inch wide burlap makes
beautiful solid wall between molding
and base, without seam; SO inch and 20
$3.50; good shades 35c; good paper and
border for 12-ft. room 81. WALTER
BROS, 627 s. Spring at
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
THE CITY

Stranger are .uvited to visit the e1-
nibit o. California products at the
ChaEber of Commerce building, on
Bfvad dway, between First and Second
streets, where free information will be
given on all subjects pertaining to this
section.
The Herald will pay $40 In cash TO
anyone furnishing evidence that will
lead to the arrest and conviction of any
person caught stealing copies Of The
Herald from the premises OF our pa
trons THE HERALD.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF

Phone your orders for the Glen Rock
Mountain Springs water to Sun Drug
Co.. No. 8 (Dean's). Both phones 56O'
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Iona Beach Boulevard Tract

Twenty-four fine lots on the Pacific
Boulevard between Los Angeles and
Long Beach, within miles of auditor
ium and ocean. Principal residence
streets of Long Beach run through this
tract. Prices $500 up; a cash, balance
and 2 years. SLACK-WALL CO., IL
Locust ave-. Long Beach.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
35C Table, Damask 25C

1000 yards of bleached beach table damask;
56 to 62 inches wide; check and floral de-
signs; July Clearance Sale price, 25c a yard.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Tells of Funny Start

Then Kolb, who had been listening
patiently for his partner to finish his
tale, broke in: you wouldn't think to
look at that little shrimp that he was
a fighter, but he certainly is. One
summer we We're PLAYING the parks.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

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agent Illinois Ca-tral r r. o2S 8 SprinY.
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New cases of real Indian Head linen;
soft finish suiting; July Clearance Sale
price, lac yard.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-29
NEW CORPORATE ONS

Articles of incorporation have been
filed in the office of Secretary of state
HOuser as follows:
TeutOnic Land & Improvement Co.,
Eau Claire, capital stock $15O,OO0;
incorporators, S. E. McKeon, Knute
A. Johnson and l.. J. Hanson.
The, Northern Star Mining Co.,
Elroy capital stock $4,000; incorpor-
ators, w. S. Hake, E. H. Oehlers and
Scott Huntley
The Vandeventer Lead G Zinc Co.,
Cuba City, capital stock, $120,OO0;
incorporators, Joseph Longbotham, H.
q. Scott and r. A Fox.
E. ]. Kjolseth Co., Stoughton, furni-
ture and undertaking store, capital
stock $4,000; incorporators, E. j..
Kjolseth, J. E. Melaas, C. j. Melaas
and M. A. Johnson
Mineral Mountain Co. Milwaukee,
dissolved.
Gritty Six Mining Co., changed To-
cation from Platteville to Cuba City.
Atlas Hotel Co., Summit, changed
name to The Wilsson-Doussang Co.
Western Promotion and Improve
ment Co., Minnesota corporation,
with capital stock of $4,000 and Wis
cOnsin interests of $4,000, filed arti-
cles and a statement to operate in
this state
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-29
WANTS PRESIDENT TO
SETTLE RACE QUESTION

Columbus, O., Oct. 26.-In a toast,
The President, at the annual
banquet of the alumni association
of st. Mary's seminary of the west,
Cincinnati, yesterday afternoon, Rev
Father Thomas V. Tobin of Chatta-
nooga, Tenn, made an imprisoned
appeal that President Roosevelt do
something definite before the end OF
his term to help settle the race ques-
ton in the south and stop riot and
bloodshed, which he declared had be-
come menacing in recent years. Very
Rev. Frank O'Brien of Kalamazoo,
Mich, was elected president of the
association.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-29
Operators Get Raise.

Topeka, Kas., Oct. 26.-J. E Hur-
ley, general manager of the Atchison,
Topeka & Santa Fa railway, an.
nounced yesterday that all station
telegraph operators who handle West
ern Union messages will therefore be
given 10 per cent. of all revenue de-
rived from this class of work About
$50 operators are affected and it
means an increased expenditure of
$4,000 a year by the railway coin
pany. Six weeks ago the Santa Fe
increased the pay Of 1000 other oper-
ators, and the aggregate increase in
income for employees per year is $685.
coo.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-29
JAPAN NOT AROUSED.
San Francisco School Matter Con-
sidered a Local Affair.

London, Oct 26.-In a dispatch
from Toxic. the correspondent of the
Telegraph says that the Japanese
foreign office has received a reply
through the Japanese ambassador at
Washington to the effect that the ex-
clusion of Japanese children from the
schools in San Francisco was local
affair The American ambassador,
Wright, at Toxic has given pledge
that the United States will not dis
criminate between Japanese and
other foreign children, and under
takes to protect Japanese interests
fully.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-29
PUBLISHERS TO GET CASH.
Will No Longer Give Space 70
Transportation.

Washington, Oct. 26.-Under a run
ing of the interstate commerce com.
mission, transportation over railroad
lines no longer may be given to
newspaper publishers or editors in
exchange for advertising space in
their newspapers. Chairman Knapp
says that "all tariffs filed in compli-
ance with the regulating statute name
rates in dollars and cents and do not
in any case provide that transporta.
ton can be paid for with property"