The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-12

taught him far The chef teaches him how to make soups
pastries, ices and the complicated buildings
es Three four is too long time to study
here
'Te years Of hard work should quick apprentice
into good chef Such chef without difficulty earns from
$25 week up $3.50 If he gave half time to the
bar the church, medicine, he would thrice much'
KILLING THE MOON.
THE appears to be the center of every untaught
i deaf-mutes cosmogony With only exception, that
have been able to nd untaught deafmues all the
moons apparent supervisory attitude toward them
ttWhen went to my bedroom the shned in and
laughed at didn't like it I shook my fist at the
MOON" ... .,.~......... . "a. . ..,
''When 1 went to walk the chased hated the
moon1 made faces at the MOON ... -.... ~.
AS stmulant to- undesirable emotions the must
exert considerable influence upon the moral life Of the
educated deaf One little boy obeyed the impulse human
to feel when pesstenty nagged He tried to kill the nagger
'EThe went wherever did. hated the and
I afraid of it. My mother and went to call Mrs.
Smith the Potomac river afraid Of the
beams the water said in signs that afraid to
the bridge My mother covered with her hand
kerchef could not the moonbeams the water She
held my hand tight. asked Emma Smith to let take
Johns gun She put cap and powder the gun. shooed
at the The gun made fire and smoke The went
behind clouds. thought had killed the wicked
very glad that the dead 'Reader Magazine
.eAs. ,sxz az AsWHIsTLE LANGUAGE. ~. y !:
HEY have aswhstle language Gomera island in the
IT, Canary archipelago They whistle there as articu-
lately. as a Bostonian can speak, {. &r,1rg<.
And since they can whistle very loud and =shrl, the
Gomeras converse long way off, Gomera hunting
mile from home ask his wife what there for unch
if heemenu does not please him. he scod her and order
a change quite we'll as tho he stood beside her
The Gomeras talk in singsong, and their whistle Ian
reprouce the spoken intonations
Children, all over America, have haunting cry
..1e- Hiss for shame, hn:g.a~
4! .r.,.~ Hiss for shame z.,.> .fa. -s>
...-E - Everybody knows your namea II -. 4
This cry not sung 1t is ntoned. And the Gomeras
intone their gutteral language. :. - ~ T..
It would be quite easy to whistle integbly the tHiss
for Shame cry So it quite easy to whistle the Gomeras
sngsong language. ~ ~ ~.: = u. .G@s
.-. -: ICE AS A CIGAR LIGHTER. ..
THE skaters matches all gone, but nevertheless he
. l smiled H.. .... t..a u.
"I'I light my cigar with piece of ice, he said
"A. piece Of ice? Rubbish!' .a 49,
But, still smiling, the young carved fragment of
ice into rude lens and held beneath the lens his cigar The
rays Of the the cigar round bright
spot of gold Soon this spot began smoke Another
ment and the cigar was lighted ..@> lat ...~,,
can ice lens, said the skater putting up concentrates
the heat Of the almost we'll glass lens have
giant ice lens make water boil Ice boiling water
almost improbable, eh?' .s.g.-u.- ~.
WHY PICKPocKETs LIKE LETTER BOXES
letter carrier took three empty from his pocket
''Just sure he said Gas find valentines in letter
boxes the 18th, find occasional empty purses at all
seasons of the year.
Lecoq, the detective. laughed easily.
ssAnd don't you know why that is young man - he said
''No. Why is t?''
every pckpocket s first lesson, said Lecoq bids hin
deposit purses he has emptied Them letter
boxes letter box affords the most convenient and the
safest Of getting rid Of stolen purse This fac
every crook knows
HE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN.
c HE entered the stationers gaiy She radiant in
y ermine stole, her unce's wedding gift
Have you any for hoors?'' she said to the clerk
He smiled ndulgently
stNo'm - he answered. We have only seaing-wax.'
| She sneered - z#
| "Oh, that won't do at all " she said. sYou see, w
| the floor, not the ceiling t $50
XI7HERE my boy question that Mrs Hubble is ask
w ing She 100 years and months old and her absen
sons age 80 years. "A daughter aged TO- also grieve
the continued absence of her brother He here las
from Iowa when his mother her hundreds
birthday party He good painter and concluded to
his mother and ply the brush but the people who ha
painting do thought he too old and gave jobs
4 Younger Mr. Hubbel not the kind Of to b
discouraged he set out among the farmers painting
vanishing furniture Strange say he has been hear
Of since he started off ourneyman painter This is til
first that the absent has allowed long time
4 may have happened to him.. Miller, S. D., Sun.
Al a.