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Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-03-31

action is brought, otherwise, within
thirty days after service, and defend
the above entitled action; and in case
OF your failure so to do, judgment will
be rendered against you according to
the demands of the complaint, which,
within ten days after service of this
summons upon you, will be filed with
the clerk of said court
CANNON, IRVINE & SNOW,
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
p. o. Address, 514 Templeton
Bldg, Salt Lake City, Utah.
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Prick, EDWARDS & SMITH,
Attorneys.
Mccormick Block.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Elizabeth Cheshire, de.
ceased.
, Creditors will present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at No.
GIG Mccormick Block, Salt Lake City,
Utah, on or before the Goth day of
July A. d. 1906.
JOHN H. HARPER,
Administrator of the estate Of Eliz-
abeth Cheshire, deceased.
Date of first publication, March II,
A. d. 1906.
Frick, Edwards & Smith, Attorneys.
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CANNON. IRVINE & SNOW,
Attorneys,
514 The Templeton.
SUMMONS.

In the district court of the Third
Judicial District of the State Of Utah,
County of Salt Lake.
Samuel B. Wright, plaintiff VS.. John
Halfin and Annie Covert, defendants.
Summons.
The State of Utah, to the said defend
ants:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within twenty days after the SER
vice of this summons upon you, If
served within the county in which this
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c. s. PATTERSON,
Attorney,
Commercial Block.
THE DUCkVlLLE GUN CLUB,
. -. SO Commercial Block,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
NOTICE..

THERE ARE DELINQUENT UPON
the following described stock, on ac-
count of assessment levied on the 9th
day of February, A. d. 1906, the sew
eral amounts set opposite the names
of the respective shareholders, as fol-
lows.
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SU M M IONS.

In the District Court of the Third
Judicial District of the State of Utah,
County of Salt Lake.
Andrew Lindell plaintiff VS.. Annie
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For handy reference, Truth prints
the list of Salt Lakes practicine
lawyers, with their addresses. II any
names are omitted, or If there are any
errors in the list, corrections and adj
ditions will be made on receipt of mott
fication.
Anderson, J. R.-58 Hooper Block.
Anderson, 7. J.-58 Hooper Block.
Armstrong, s. P.-123 Com'l. Bloc
Backman, G. H.-32 Main st.
Bailey, J. H. Jr., Des. MI. Blk. Bldg
Baldwin, Chas.-74 ComI. Block.
Barker, F. E.-145 4th Street.
Barnes. A. RIB 8. Main.
Bennett & Bierer-163 8. Main.
Bird. w. Hoo Scott Strevell Bldg.
Booth, Lee & Ritchie-5O0 Auerbach.
Boswell, Wm.-401 Mccormick Block.
Botkin, Theo.-153 Keith Building.
Bowdle, J. R.-82 ComI Block.
Bowman, J. M.-431 d. f. Walker.
Boyd, G. w.-604 Mccormick Block.
Bradley & Rischel-30O Atlas Block.
Braffet, M. P.-517 Dooly Block.
Breeder & Farnsworth-311 d. #
Walker.
Brothers, M. R.-69 Com1. Block.
Brown, Arthur-212 8. Main.
Brown, H. c., 219-220 Atlas Block.
Browne, T. E.-26 ComI. Block.
Buckle, G. C.-502 Mccormick Block
Cannon, Irvine & Snow-514 Temple
ton.
Casey, A. W.-95 ComT. Block.
Cherry, A. Ne and Eagle Block.
Christensen, A. E.-34 Cont Blk.
Christensen, p. Pa Conf Blk.
Christensen, Soren X. 220 Atlas Block
Christy, ]. W.-224 Dooly.
Clark, F. H.-402 Mccormick
Clegg, Brigham, 401 Auerbach Bldg.
Coad, ]. CT Grape.
Collins, c. W.-308 Mccormick Block
Darke, s. w.-5O8 Progress Blk.
Darmer, ]. E-18 Cont Blk.
Dey, G. C.-400 Auerbach Bldg.
Progress.
Diehl, c. B.-14 & Is ComI Blk.
Dininny, H. J.-85 ComI Blk.
Duncan-C. A.-201 Templeton
Dunn, w. L., PIP s. Main st.
Elder, A. B.-525 Atlas Blk.
Evans & Evans-411 Atlas Blk.
Farnsworth, Lund & Trumau-30I
Templeton.
Fowler & Fowler-218 s. Main.
Frick & Edwards-615 Mccormick Blk
Gatrell, Cyrus G., 419 d. F. Walker
Bldg.
Gilbert, Joseph-S15 Const'n Blk.
Goodwin & Van Pelt-12-13 Cont Blk
Gunter, w. T.-509 Progress.
Haigh, ID. M.-Murray.
Hall, w. C.-516 Mccormick
Hall. w. RIO Eagle Blk.
Hamer. Willard-502 Mccormick.
Hammond, ]. T.-404-6 Mccormick BIZ
Hamilton, J. M.-31 Latimer Blk.
Hanson, Willard-317 d. f. Walker.
Hardness, R. B.-102 Keith Bldg.
Harrington & Sanford-429 d. F. Wal
ker.
Hartley, R. CLIP ComI Blk.
HARDWOOD, d. V.-203 Scott-Strevell.
Hatteroth. w. H.-Des. MI. Blk. Bldg
HAmnstead. D. B.-124 s. Main.
Henderson, f.-ce "-,i"hinw & Bar
rette, 5O4 Mccormick.
Higgins & Senior-155 Keith Bldg.
Hiles, Ogden-400 Scott-Strevell.
Hoffman, Frank-72 Conf Blk,
Hoge, e. D.-52 Cont Blk.
Hoppaugh, A. L.-S09 Auerbach.
Howatt, Andrew-104 Keith Bldg.
Hurd & Hurd, 225 Atlas Block.
Hutchinson, w. R.-512 Atlas.
Ingebretsen, James-49 q. First So.
Jack. G. B.-33 Cont Blk.
Johnson, Ben, Atlas Block.
Jones. r. R-29 Com1 Blk,
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Lawyers Directory.

Laymon, T. B.-52 Conf Blk
Deatherwood, e. Ole ComI Blk.
Lee Sweet--427 D f Wa,kel
Lewis, Eugene-52 Cont Biz
lIewis-S. H.-21S 8 Main
Lindsay, M. S-2O2 Templeton.
Little, w. VIA & Is Cont Blk.
Loofbourow, F. Go Cont Blk.
Lund, H. c., d. F. Walker Bldg.
w. M. McCrea, 21-2-3 Hooper Block.
Mcdowell, Samuel-12 Walker Banl
Bldg.
McGraw, F. A,-511 Atlas Blk
McGurrin C Gustin-Security Trust
Block.
Mckay, Wm.-6O0 Progress.
McMasters, Alex.-Des. News Annex
Marks, G. Ellie Keith Bldg
Marshall & Royle-125 s. Main.
Merritt, s. A.-511 Progress.
Miner. Aurelius-49 S. Main.
Miner James A. 312 Auerbach Bldg
Moyle, j. HI Des. Blk Bldg.
Nielsen, G. Mos Constn Blk.
Nye, G. lab Atlas Blk.
Olson, G. L.-401 Scott Streven.
Orem, F. NIB D. F. Walker,
Pardee, ]. DE- Eagle Blk.
Parson, G. Coos Dooly.
Patterson & Moyer-1O5 Cont Blk.
Pearson, G. Eel S. Main.
%. ]. Pithey-4G6 Dooly Blk.
Porter, R. BIB Auerbach.
| Powers. ]. N-250 Conf Club Bldg
Powers & Marioneaux, Herald Bldg.
Price, c. Stanley, Hooper Block.
Rawlins, ]. L.-409 Scott-Strevell.
Reed, Christopher-Atlas Blk.
Richards, d. Bib D. F. Walker.
Richards. Richards & Ferry-5O2 Nc
Cornick.
Ritter, w. D.-102 Keith Blk.
Rives, Henry-418 D. F. Walker
Rogers & Street-317 D. F. Walker.
| Ryckman e Sawyer-30S Progress.
Sanborn, R. SIS ComI Blk.
| Sawyer, A. B.-314 Progress
| Sheckell. N. J.-405 Auerbach.
H. o. Shepard. 120 Cont Block.
Dana T. Smith. 1903 Cont Block.
Smith & Putnam, 20 Cont Blk.
Snow. A. E-419 D. F. Walker.
Snyder & Wight-126 Keith Blk.
Sonnedecker, N. W.-607 Progress.
Stephens & Smith. 312 Auerbach Bldg
Stephens, G. w. L-401 Auerbach.
Stewart & Stewart-509 Mccormick.
Sullivan e Barnes-422 D. F. Walker
Sutherland A. GIG w. Seconl So.
Sutherland, Van Colt & Allison. Kietf
Building.
Tanner & Tanner. 515-16 Templeton
Tatlock, E. W.-213 Dooly Blk
Taylor, A. V.-315 Dooly..
Thomas, j. M.-Eagle Block.
Thomas & Maycock-2O1 Des. New.
Bldg.
Thompson, e. D. R.-415 Progress.
Thompson & Gibson-47 Cont Blk.
Twomey & Twomey-97 Cont Blk.
Van Colt, RAY Des. Natl Blk. Bldg
Van Meter, Joseph-509 Progress.
Varian, c. S.-425 Atlas.
Wallace, Jr.. G. Y.-105 Keith Bldg
Walton, e. ass Cont Blk.
Warner & Davis-S0, 81. 50 Conf Blk
Weber, A. J.-526 Atlas.
Wedgwood, e. A., 2S7 Atlas Block.
Wenger, d. H.-68 Com1 Blk.
Whitaker, ]. J-315 City & Co. Bldg
! W.: T p-312 d. F. Walker Build
| ing.
Whittemore & Cherrington-4O1 Nc
Cornick.
Wiley & Dole-407 Auerbach.
Williams, P. L.-522 Des. News Annex
Young, r. W.-Des. News Annex.
Young & Moyle-Des. NatP Blk Bldg
Zane & straightforward Des. MI
Blk. Bldg
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP
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And in accordance with INV s.,
many of each parcel of such stock as
may be necessary will be sold at the
office of the corporation, SO CONNER
cial block, Salt Lake City, Utah, on
the End day of April A. d. 1906, at the
hour of IL O'Clock noon, to pay delin-
quent assessments thereon, together
with the costs of advertising and ex-
pense of sale.
HARRY l.. FINCH,
Secretary.
SO Commercial Block,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
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ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT.
Defined as a Disease That AllIicts
Amateurs.

Defined as a Disease That AMicts
Amateurs.
Gilbert K. Chestertons "Heretics"
contains some of his keenest and most
amusing writing. OF great men he OBJ
serves: "The first rate great man is
equal with other men, like Shakespeare.
The second rate great man Is on his
knees to other men, like Whitman.
The third rate great man is superior to
other men, like Whistler" In the fol-
lowing there may be discovered as
much truth as humor:
'The artistic temperament is dis
ease that afflicts amateurs. 1t is dis
ease which arises from men not having
sufficient power of expression to utter
and get rid of the element of art In
their being. 1t is healthful to every sane
man to utter the art within him; it Is
essential to every sane man to get rid
Of the art within him at all costs.
Artists of large and wholesome vital
ity get rid Of their art easily, but in
artists of less force the thing becomes
a pressure and produces definite pain,
which is called the artistic tempera-
ment. Thus very great artists are able
to be ordinary men-men like Shake
speare or Browning. There are many
real tragedies of the artistic tempera-
ment, tragedies of vanity or violence or
fear, but the great tragedy of the ar
tistic temperament is that it cannot
produce any art
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-01-25
THE TEXAN RANGERS.
FIRST Fight With Indians In which
RevOlverS Were Used,

/ John Coffee Hays was reared on a
farm in Wilson county, Tenn, being
born there in 1917. At the age Of
eighteen he migrated to Texas, where,
during the struggle Of that Mexican
province for independence, he served
with distinction in the military cam
paign conducted by General Sam Hous-
ton, being noted for his bravery and
strategy. After the termination Of that
conflict Hays was placed in command
Of the small regular force that was
shortly afterward organized and be-
came known to fame as the Texan
rangers. Many were the desperate
fights in which he was engaged with
the fierce Comanches and border In
dams, and innumerable were the perils
which he encountered. He was the
first to supply an armed force with
Colts revolvers for use In battle.
The Indian mode Of warfare In those
early days was to draw their enemy's
dre and then sweep down upon them
like whirlwind, plying their bows and
using their long spears with deadly ef-
feet. So cautious were they in this re-
spect that they soon distinguished the
double barreled gun when it was
brought into use and only approached
when they were sure that such weap-
ons had been emptied. On the first oc-
casion when Hays and his rangers,
armed with the revolvers. met band
on the warpath they allowed their fire
to be literally drawn, and then the In
dians charged with exultant cries, but
when the revolver was brought into
play at close quarters the panic that
ensued was absolute and the destruc-
tion Of the Indians complete. Hays
was colonel of the First Texan regl-
ment, the nucleus of which was formed
of veteran rangers.
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ALAskA,s vAsTNess.
Our Mig Territory Equal In stxe te
Twelve Great States.

Our Mig Territory Equal In sise Il
Twelve Great States.
Do you know that Nome, Alaska, ID
800 miles west Of Honolulu Do you
know that Alaska has almost two and
a half times as much coast line as the
rest OF the United Statesl
II you start at Seattle and so up the
coast through 400 miles Of Canadian
inland waters to the Portland cana
you will come to that imaginary line
that the Alaskan boundary commission
decreed as the place where Alaska be
gins. This inland sea is very like the
fiords of the coast of Norway and des-
tined In time to become one of the
worlds great pleasure resorts, and
when you know this region you will
deplore the lack Of diplomacy which
lost US this picturesque coast line and
left the Alaska of today detached terri
tory. In very truth the cry Of 1S45 Of
''54-40 or fight was right.
At the Portland canal Alaska begins,
and as you sail up the thousand miles
of this wonderful inland sea, Of scenic
beauty and grandeur surprising any.
thing In the world, you are In south.
eastern Alaska, which includes the Is.
lands along the coast and the mainland
from the shore line to the summit Of
the coast range as far north as Mount
st. Elias. From the summit of this
high peak the boundary line between
Alaska and British Yukon territory
runs directly north to the frozen
ocean," as the old Russian treaty called
1t.
The territory of Alaska is about
equal to the combined states of Michi-
gan, IndiaAa, Illinois, Wisconsin, Min
nesota, North Dakota, South Dakota,
Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri aRd
Kentucky. Maps are deceptive for
comparison unless they are drawn ia
the same scale, and unfortunately
maps of Alaska are generally drawn to
a small scale. But put Alaska on the
United States, and 1t will extend from
Savannah, Ca, to Los Angeles, Cal
The climatic conditions differ as great
ly as those of North Dakota differ from
those of Florida. The mean annual
temperature of Sitka is about the same
as that of Washington, though the ex.
tremes of heat and cold are greater al
Washington William n Perkins IN
Worlds Work.
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NATURES NoRLEMEN.
Those Who Are Ambitious to BE Use.
fuI Rather Than Rich,

ful Rather Than Rich.
A young man of ability and great
promise recently refused to enter a
vocation which would yield him large
income, lest the temptation to become
rich might eat up his desire to help his
fellow men. He feared that the frantic
struggle for wealth and self being
waged by the majority Of men with
whom his position would force him to
associate would insensibly draw him
into the same vortex OF selfishness. He
felt that his ideals would become tar
nished, that his aspirations would be
starved in such an atmosphere, and so
he chose vocation which would en-
able him to render the greatest service
to humanity.
1t Is refreshing thing in a material
age to see people who are ambitious
to be useful rather than rich, who are
more eager to help others than to make
money. These are natures noblemen;
these are the characters which enrich
life and which have pushed civiliza-
tion up from the savage to the Florence
Nightingales and the Lincolns.
One Of the most promising things
about our civilization today is that,
side by side with the greed for gold, is
he ever growing passion of humanity
Tor good. The number of people who
prefer to be useful to their fellow men
rather than to make money is con-
stantly increasing, This passion for
good Is the salt of humanity; it is what
makes us believe in the future Of the
race.--Success.
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CEMETERY VAULTS.
The Building of Them Is q Profess
sion In Itself.

The Building of Them Is a Profess
sion In Itself.
The vault was the size Of the usual
cemetery vault-one small room, roof
ed, foored and walled with granite, an
ordinary vault-and yet the undertaken
said 1t had cost $4,000.
"But there is no carving on It," OBJ
jected the man who thought of buying
lot. 'It is as plain as pipestem.
and all the stone it contains could be
bought for $4,000 or less"
"True, true" said the undertaken.
And he pointed to another vault that
might have been the first ones twin.
"That only cost $15,0OO," he said, "a
saving of $4,000, but the broker who
bought 1t got abominably stuck.
"The cheap vault, you see, was built,
as a house is, by an architect and an
ordinary builder. 1t looks good. 1t
will last for centuries. But, by Jove,
it leaks like a sieve! After every
storm it is flooded, and two of the
cemetery attendants have to charge up
a days time against the owner for
cleaning 1t out.
vault building is profession In IT,
self. To make for vault water
proof roof Of enormous granite slabs is
an art that only the vault builder under
stands. When the ordinary builder, no
matter how proficient he may be, un-
dertakes this task he fails lamentably.
The vault leaks. After every storm
it's floor is flooded.
Therefore, if ever you invest In a
vault let specialist erect 1t for you.
He will charge you good many thou
sands extra, but he will give you a
good, satisfactory job."-New York
Herald.
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Docile Duck. of the Chinese.

In China the duck Is much esteemed
as an article of diet, and what may be
called duck farms are common on most
of the rivers. The birds are taught to
hunt for their food, and the rearing of
them costs little. They are kept In
boats with platform or deck extend
ing outward on each side. These boats
are taken to the shallow, marshy parts
by the banks Of the streams, and the
ducks are then driven ashore to enjoy
themselves In the mud fats. So well
are the birds trained that at given
signal they cease eating and follow
their leader back into the boat, where
they lie during the night. Ducks pre-
served by being salted are a favorite
food with the well to do.
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THE BRIDES OF VENICE.
An Ancient Custom That Once Had n
Rude Interruption.

An Ancient Custom That Once Had n
Rude Interruption,
In the year 902, according to old Gus
tom, all the brides for the year at
Venice assembled on st. Mary's.eve at
the cathedral, taking with them their
dowries in small chests. There they
awaited their brldegrooms, who fol-
lowed them, and after mass they were
married and received the bishops
blessing.
In this year the sea rovers of Triest
burst in upon the expectant maidens,
who were all dressed in white, with
hair loosely flowing and interviewer
with threads of gold, carried them Off
to their barks and hoisted sail.
The doge of Venice summoned his
men to arms, pursued the rovers, over
took them In a creek still known as
the Port Of the Damsels and brought
the brides back in triumph.
In memory of this event a solemn
procession of twelve young women
took place yearly, and the Marian
games were observed with great splen-
dor until the year 1870, when they
were discontinued in time of dis
astrous war-London Standard.
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This question whether word should
have its adverbial or its adjective form
seems to me to have little toi do with
the sense. Now, what is the difference
between talking loud and talking
loudlyY
mo difference" replied the pedagOg-
ical friend. But look here: For n
large fee you give legal advice freely,
but you don't give 1t free. l think
that will retain you for awhile"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-01-25

Laurence Hutton, the author, once
stopped at the Touralne hotel in Bos-
ton on his way from Bar Harbor to
New York, and, being short Of funds
after his summer outing, the hotel
clerk required Identification before as
signing him a suit of rooms.
Mr.. Hutton looked around the lobby
and noticed Joe Jefferson, to whom he
confded his predicament. Mr.. Jeffer-
son went to the desk and, slapping Mr..
Hutton on the back, remarked to the
clerk, u don't know who Laurence
claims to be, but he's the boy" He
was given the pick of the house.
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II the ocean did not have salt II
would freeze somewhat more readily
than 1t does now, but there would be
no very marked difference. The ocean
Is prevented from freezing not 30 much
by Its salt as by its size and by its
commotlon. On account Of It's size
large portions of 1t extend into warm
climates at all seasons, and by reason
Of Its great depth it is vast store
house Of heat. Its currents distribute
much warm water among the cold.-St
Nichnlaa
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is daily enacted, in thousands of homes,
as death claims, in each one, another
victim of Consumption or Pneumonia.
But when coughs and colds are properly
treated, the tragedy is averted. F. 8.
Huntlsy, of 0aklandon, Ind, writes
"My wife had the consumption, and
three doctors gave her up. Finally abe
took DR.. Kings New discovery for Con.
sumption, Coughs and Colds, which
cured her and today she is well and
strong" 1t kills the germs Of all dis.
eases. One dose relieves. Guaranteed
at SOC and s1.00 by G. N. Clark drug
gist. Trial Bottle free.
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A Liuuid Cold Cure.

For coughs and colds no remedy is
equal to Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar-the liquid Cold Cure. 1t is diff
ferent from all the "thers-better, be-
cause it expl- all tie cold from the
system by acting 80 cathartic on the
bowels Gives strength to weak lungs.
Affords ipmedia'o relief in Group,
Coughs, Colda. Whooping-C Cough. etc.
Children We it. S1ld by G. E. Will
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1t seems at one period the Lews ora
tor shut himself in dark room, wrap
ped plaid round him, lay on his back
and placed large stone on the pit Of
his stomach. After about from twelve
to twenty-four hours Of this he was
ready for his speech. Satur-
day Review.
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Indian Remedies.

The Indian pharmacopoeia comprised
thoroughwort, spurge and Indian hemp,
used as emetlcs; the bark of the horse
chestnut and butternut, used as cathar-
tics. They were also acquainted with
many poisons, most of which were used
on their weapons. For asthma they
employed tobacco and sassafras, for
coughs slippery elm, for dropsy the
wild gooseberry, for wounds powdered
pun balls. They treated bolls with on.
ion poultices.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-01-25
A Long FeIt want.

Flannery-What's the matter wild ye,
Mike? -
Finnegan-'Tis near kilt was be
fallin' down an open coal hole.
Flannery-WelI, wen, tits too BAD
they can't invint a coal hole thoth stay
shut whin it's open. = Philadephia
ledger,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-01-25

Littleton--What under the canopy are
you going to do with all that white
satin2 Mrs. Littleton-Why, it's for
babyI 1t was such a bargain. / knew
I'd never find any so cheap again, and
1t will be lovely for her wedding gown.
Brooklyn Life.
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He Knew,

"Come, Willie" said mother at the
table, "sit up like man."
why, mother" replied Willie, "nen
sit down for their food; it's only dogs
that sit up."-Exchange.
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A Noucombatant.

81 didn't know you were in the choir.
What's your position there"
Neutral"
"How do you meanT
81 don't side with either faction. p
PHILADELPHIA Ledger.
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Escnned Hln Memory.

Mr.. Selfmade-Why do they call 1t an
alma mater, my son? The Graduate
Why-er-the fact is, l can't remember
what they taught us about that.--New
York Press,
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one Good.

"You say he is financial wreck.
Then why is it that he appears so
happyT"
"Well, l guess his credits SO poor
that be can't even borrow trouble
Cleveland LeadeR
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A Grim tragedy

There is no path so steep as that Of
fame.-Hazlitt