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The Washington times., 1906-01-07

have bought them over I have always
promised them more than my share OF
the receipts. and / DO lot pull out
enough 10 buy an Scent kerchief 70
wipe the sweat of honest toll from my
tererei forehead
Limit Amateurs Salaries.
The only thing to do is for the man
ayers 10 get together next season and
make an iron-clad agreement not TO pay
an amateur team more than IS per cent
OF the teams share of The receipts. and
even that Is a liberal allowance Taking
into account the worry and risk. it
ought to be 20 per cent.
In the course of Il busy, active season
last year. in which I WAS up and doing
at least once week and sometimes
much oftener. I met Just one man who
refused 10 take money for playing ANA
teur ball. He belonged TO one of the
local leagues. and when ! heard him
pronounce those words of refusal | divei
for the SHade-I thought 1 mad surely
been sunstrUck. 80
These are cruel words from the man
aseT but there are some who say.
The Washington times., 1906-01-07
jolly Fat Men Continue
To Lead District Teams
Dropped Two Games But Came Riqht Back
Hard Job for Saengers-AIIison, RodriCk
and Baum Get Prizes.

Happy New Year" "The team's all
right" and They're going some" are
the accomplishments TO the wet goods If
rigating the Stats of the Jolly Fat Men
these days. all of which sizzling effu-
sion is due to the swell lead with which
their tenpin knights are starting the
1906 campaign against the maple soldiers
in the District Bowling League.
The "Joilies" lead OF Z games was re-
dUced TO ten when they went against
the champion Saengers, who nlpped
them for two games. but they came right
back in their match with the Florists,
coping the first two easily and put
ting up great fight IN the third This
triple victory makes it a hard PROPOSE
ton for the Saengers TO head on the
leaders. Notwithstanding their better
showing in total pins.
Buck Allison, of the 'sBund." easily
wins the prize booze put up for the in
dividual player leading the league on
January 1. and ROdrick THE prfze-Uin-
The Washington times., 1906-01-07
POOL TROPHY ROW
HEARD FROM AGAIN
De 0rO's Claim to Champion
ship Is Disputed.
HUEST0N is RECOGNIZED
Donors of Cup Will Have Duplicate
Made and Give II to Man
Who Challenges.

NEW YORK. Jan. 6.-Alfred de era
the pool expert and the Brunswick Bake
Coilender Company are at loggerheads
over the pool championship and emblem.
The matter being explained in d state
nent made BY the billiard concern which
is in part as follows:
ALFRED de ORC. one time pool cham
pion. has made a claim OF personal own
eTshiL Of an emblem representing the
world 5 championship. which has excited
some attention because OF its novelty.
In claiming FINAL ownership OF the en-
blem De ORC calculates that the twelve
months time required for him to sue
eessfuily defend 1t from the date Of his
winning the tournament without taking
intO consideration the lapse caused by
the emblem passing into the possession
of James Keogh through forfeiture by
De ORC
The Washington times., 1906-01-07

ner." has added TO his long list the
scarf donated for the number Of Zl5-220
games.
Allison has increased his average one
point. and mis- lead from one TO six
points. Miller having dropped back close
TO Krauss
It's up to Baum, OF the Jolly Fats, to
put his pipes in TRIM his 232 game in
the Florist match, having won the palm
donated by Florist Shafer, and the prize
committee having stipulated at the be
ginning of the season that the winner
of this prize must sing 'The Palms, ac-
companied by the donor, when the
bunch of bOwlers get together at the
seasons close for prizes and "Other
things"
The Washington times., 1906-01-07
Belongs to HuestOn.

''Hueston appealed 10 the donors OF
the emblem and they decided that lie
was entitled to the championship title
and possession Of the emblem subject
10 a challenge. as he had complied with
ali OF the conditions De ORC in refusing
10 give up the emblem. says that il is
his personal property, in that lie has
held IL for one year, dating twelve
months from tie time OF the tournament
ia ST Louis, and without regard 10 the
forfeiture 10 he0Eh or to the time that
the latter had the emblem IN his pos
session.
The donors, however, in deciding the
matter, Interpreted rule II IN according
with the generally accepted rule gov
ernInS all sports, namely, that the for
fcltuTe Dy De orc 20 Keogh acts the
same as defeat, and that ue can only
clam ownership Of the emblem after
having successfully defended il for
twelve months from the time of its hav-
ing come into mis- possession when he
gained IT from keOgh after his forfei-
UuTC-
In 2 letter to De orc the donors Of the
emblem say
Legally We would have the right 10
enforce the return by you Of the emblem
10 us, but in the interests of the game
professionally we wish 10 avoid any such
notoriety. Your refusal TO give up the
emblem does not By any means esrab-
!ish your ownership TO il nor your title
to the championship.
Your refusal 10 give up the emblem
merely forces upon us the necessity OF
having ii duplicated in order TO per
petuate the championship which il rep
TesenJs. AT. HueStou having complied
with the requirements under the rules
Is now the recognized champion ST con-
tinuous pool"
The Washington times., 1906-01-07

Eddie Santry has joined the Society
of Rejuvenated Hasbeens He has even
gone the other members one better.
Eddie has twice come out Of retirement.
His first temperance occurred few
months ago when he came 10 life In
Milwaukee and showed quite bit of
his Old-time form. Then suddenly he
went wrons-strained d tendon. or
something OF that soTt-and II was
gravely announced that he was perma-
nently injured and could never fight
again. Accordingly a rousing benefit was
given him, the proceeds of which were
of generous dimensions
Now comes the Intelligence from
Davenport, iowa, that Eddie met one
Jack Balm a that point last Thursday
much to the latter's discomfoTture 1t
is about as hard fC4' a priZefghter to
leave the ring as for an operate star
70 quit the stage, so IL seems
The Washington times., 1906-01-07
A COB OF THOUGHT.

A lot of men attended the Boston tea
party" observed the sage of Plunkville.
who couldn't get an invite today 10 a
third-eiass Beaeon-street affair Louis
vile COurier-IOuFnal
The Washington times., 1906-01-07
Forfeited Emblem.

AT the request of many players the
Brunswick Bake Collender Company
last winter donated for tournament
held in St Louis an emblem represents
ing the world 5 championship at c0ntin-
nous pool. The emblem was won by De
Orc Last spring when challenged by
James KeOgh De ORC forfeited the en-
blem and championship title TO Keogh.
who announced his readiness to defend
them against all corners. Some time
later De orc challenged Keogh, and in
a game at Buffalo the former won and
be again received the emblem
"A few weeks ago William Hueston, OF
St Louis challenged De ORC, having
posted his forfeit De orc ignored the
challenge and Hueston claimed the
championship and emblem. De ORC then
cOnteuded that the emblem was his per-
sonal property under the provision OF
rule 2, governing championship con-
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-01-19
l,ivef
Jornpst. 0enftre Gibe ,ee6es
nteotaaet.
Eilb5ielis til at faa aboplettiff
Gla8tilfdlbe.
Be. se2iles' Nerbiae 84b Mig NH
s. Qfb.

-9e!te e. tor Ct Sstselte: at jes bar Srnet 81. gar.r
Miolcr %troitratt Gra6. iarltg bans; Get1rattpe 9lerp.
ne. ,om Bat aiort W%i6uaOers' TT mig. Jor iet5 "a.
ios. baobe leg, terogs Soatfele os otter for ire aar
toerr. peo boilfen 9eil,gbeb ies beggnbte at bruee 81.
Mies' @sItoratiss stsrS.ns. ,sSs9 nsb1lso meo at1b3rue.
&c iioits to aar; SSeg er prattift, talt en- np Gaaub %
ieler, at ie9 &c bleret g.pet ny 9eDebp9tisbeb. Seq
baobe for 1neget }le1uMe Mufalb of Utaoeimertcr. men
aSsn grussa q gerpi,,s tan. is ieiie neiten 9%loaeiOni:
Omaha al en- berelnt tpit 3ese !or tie aar ilbe,,. Gan
%forta!te ,,:g; at leg oar t%ilbpielie til at taa elasttltrlo..
uaarIDubelit. % at belle NTH 0enftre Sibe bar ,negej
ms1tssst; get bat 5ies tsr isg d5!s,e9nste at bryce 81;
9atpt aar bar peret me9ct .baarbt for mine 9eerner.
SJta er preitee r sGlofte % refer gjennem mine 81
Jig fem !@anse ON llssM, f%oruoea at bore t.liteoe oes
Gorrctntngsmooer o9 bar Masier at anbre Rligter ues
s5iosn a. Sattet bore Dr. Miles' Refturatibe 5seroi,e
sar leg on,,bet / V19t trpbs bette baaroe Arbeibe, tnb-
Ill leg I'LL beier 1876 Yunb: neiten 20 Yunb mere enb
h;otil al min eepetie. Seq prsoiter @erpine: .bpor
saer Mapefpabom.s-@eo ~. 8. Mep:is. Brefbiue
&lber. Jree Wtetbobiit @Durb. @orrectipnoiue. SD, q
: allie 4potbetere ielaer ug garanterer bet FORTS
jSlai:s al 81: glitss' 5agea,6!er: @frio siter "a
Bog ont sterceNtet o8 Ricrteig9bomule. Abresk
4r. MileS' Wtebital &c., Glfbart. Ssnb.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-01-19
VII,

"@eraoe itt5e1,, airber," lagoe 9ante 4soie.
Set bar beo 6rofoltboroet nogle Gage ienerc.
Besle-9bor og Sigrio ioer iar,n1e, og iao ret op og
a,e6, io1 on, De bar bun6et til bner fin 8lo1niterpiroe.
&irjtert oa Autoinette pefslco ct Blif ODER Borbet. -.
8eoitefdr bar >en6nu ifte ton1rttet biem ira fin Mor=
sentur BET bop6e braset iaa uerfDar6ig lange uo
mes bom De fiNte Gage = oe naar ban fon1, itoo
bon alho en- @tl1o og Igtteo %foriigtis be6 D6ren, ioMs
bon piIoe foroisie fig omL bporpiot De bar fnroig neo
It ipi}e eIler life. SET bar poatageiet, at ban unb<
sir Gante Boie melt n1,Iig, entet Set hi bnr,, forbi ban
iuntes, bon por laoet al Marfe1,. eller forbi ban firn<
peltben ffpeb benoe. &iriten bor megct misfornsiet
1neo BAN: bop6e ban birteIig allerebe gipet op? 8ar
bette benoes eeen mooiee 8eoiefor, iom Banoe ifuot
ulpe fra @lnoen, % Tom f1n6e torone les, laa 6olf
iionf i @ne? gun foritoo bet life. Gc8oen bar bentet
11e6 6leoe for Iiot fioen = ban ifuIoe uo / 0iitrif%
tet pao Gnrbeos Beene = oa 5ru Bals boooe facet
fort 8eisg: ielpeite Bropitinoe, bar / britt egen
Berfon forunet %aniieen6e for en- balp 9i1ne iioen meo
en- poerlt benuneliqbe6sfulo M2ine og boboe anmooet
ON en- eiebliffelig Snmtale UNDER fire Slime.
.@era6e iit5en - beren fie mall"
Set par tpoeligt, at 9ante bar mere e,o al1nit=
oelig gnape,, ioag. SUN lao pao lin Stol, RAT ion
en- Binbc, t%pn6tolIet, ipiosn9iet. n1eo fine to TIRE &or-
fetreffer=@reller bensenoe 1eb ODER fine terre 6igen-
timber. 8lffet bopoe noeet al Gugl beo fig - al
bliufen6c &raofegine, onb1fabSfuloe. npsgjerrtge.
Sc tsrre, beneoe 6insre ligneo SenietGr...
goa Sci, a,,ben SIDE al 8oroet mellcn1 s%ntoinette
og @grnene Jos Mon1iel Sc Eolianac ipi1fel, ponlpg,
f%orlfra11t, mes itore, bruno &unoepire, Der ligelon1
sba0 ON g1naoe....
@igguret / 9agligituen ilog nj.
Nfamiel Sc Eolignac reilfe fig ltlfaroig, nRlten
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-01-19
VIII.
Get lugteo sSl,l ollepegnc / 9ulet.

' 21 llgIeD Oul ulleOcYHe | pu1el.-
s Sen itore Spiietuc bar ser fulo 5iou fra Dfor=
gen til Mften. @or6et bugne0 al allfens seS1letrGpprt,
Ser 1too 8oier me6 Me60er og 9gbler, Scr bar Giner
11eo 8affelle; % run6t ON iao itor og lioea 1neo bsi<
coe Sober og ltrpbeb % arbcioeo, mems bet lpte al
oercS m1ntre Nnii9ter. S11ao blonfe Gatse lpnte /
@ulbpaptr, lange, blinferoe Stoppenooler foer TIL
beirs og trof CIT Str,mp bro8et ulogarn otter Jig, %
flaoe 8orotnipe buRlte % far. Ser bleb flettet 1maa,
bicrtefor11iqe &11rpc til &onfeft, flifpet lange, gpn-
genbe SSacobsiti9er % 6pbe. clahifc Ne:po{er, iom
Itraftc iig belt neo til @ulpet. ndor Der blcn lagt cit
6ige, / bent. DesIe-9bor bab6e 1%rtaa6eli9 trabPlt
meosnn itor @iiterpottc, % @1grio fab en- lioen arog
for fig ielp % itrape6 1ne6 qt ln,sre Gorepl6ningen
pou nooet Bulnpooer. .....
:: TIDE. i. &isffenet. blep. alftersa ,@aDer. og Su!en1oo
poffet ior1rnen % Itlbet 4urpe for Suleoftens Uor<
mliotaQ at bringes runbt til be sattige ! Nubola0et.
Ger bar itore goler nre6 Deel oe Safe, Der bar Grim
til s,,ulegrpben og tpffe. tlnge 8Iobpb!ier. iom meo
tit io-te Sfin6 ligneo f~inmpcrnRsfige eSs!er......
M1,tb % Marianne bar r1lnbt / 6tabbur % 8irl.
Ser % be,1teo og bar: De fom meo 6lef % 2efie, meo
Splte % Soltma6 -. Der pnr 10 iaa mango ion1
trrngte, % Stobblret bar ioa tort % ia fulot.
Bet mnrfe6es iaompno If e bpcrfcn pna 9ploerne eller
/ Salteballerne -:
S1ne11s Dolo1 &dttte Yo1c III I Suglt9ltneH. yum
iao SEN lange, %uo1logre Gag / &lapitolen me0 fin
@triffering % lit Mgite - Der bapbe bun funoet ct
Centrum, bporfra FUN f11oe oberie alt nnuIig, liseio1n
fra cit Gronitol, og bpor intet l,nogif ben6eS Sp~
n,prfion1beo bperfe1r iuoe eller uoe. Sg bboroan oct
MI bar eller life - benoes Mar6 ipntes al6rig at
9pile tl1ngere og mere %trDffe1be ODER @niet eto netop
roor bum Jas ser &lnpitolen. Set bar, ion1 ben for
ler1eoe bcn6e meo en- ifrnfinoiage1oe Maieltet, ser fit
belle &uiet til at gaa pna Gaerne.
SIM og @e0itefar bnpbe forln1t9it erfleret btron0en
oabe1 arig. De nr,,nbbngeeoes uaflaoelig, begge
biolige ion1 4r11ot % ra0e aa1nn1ell, og LOB inger1
Mnleoning gao upnbiet til at iaare bi,1anoer1. De be-
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-01-19
svsNsx ALmANAcKA och KALHNDRR

SVBNSK ALMANACkA OCH kALENDER
f6r 1906, utgifven af Nielsen & Lundbeck, e.
State St., New York City. Pris &c pr. ext
frimarken, har nu utkommit. Delta hattie,
som har ka1enderform, Or SO-sidigt och inne-
hAller, f6rutom f%ullstandig almanacka. en-
,nangd statistiska uppgifter ON Sverige, Of
versikt 0fver ALA varldens lander, Kongres-
sens ArliEa bevillningar, Arbetslagar For
enta Staterr&, Varldshistoriska Minnesota
gar, Hur 1ifvet ~tillbringas, Parad- och sa1ut.
dagar, sF6rdelningen af nordbor i Forenta
Staterna, ON giftga vaxter SAINT fera andra
nyttigaa4och intressanta artik1ar. Boken
sandesF till eni1var, som till Nielsen & I.und-
beck, lAstatcs>st: New York, skickar sin
address, och fyra cents j frimarken. For 80
cents sandals 10 cxe,nplar. Skrif dag
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-01-19

Sra Bropitens bar ser fonrn,et Bub, at Dc unge
@errer neppe funoe oeutes fbr onben eller treble Gag
mulisDis bible @neftorme, p%oerligere %foriinfe benz.
Sc bar en- tor 9ffruffelie poo Balsgaoroen. Sc
tnse Bieer boDoe foa imoot baabet, at @iaiterr'e full
Sc ruffet frem til %sS5uleaften og M fom DC life fsr
an6en cller treble Sag = bet bar en- fem Streg |
@egningen. Dg ubeiret too f~ren,oeles paa. @nona
SSulcaftens Morge1 git @tormen tungt og orsnenoe
ben ODER 9ujet 49, men uoober Jormiobager, iafteo
ben al, % beo Miobagstioer lao ben ben og CAB bare
M % ba ct mat 8uit fra fig. Gfterbaan6en breote Der
fig Ct, Ipolgs @tilbeo ODER ggner, Sfperne, iorr en0nu
en- 9i6 bapoe jaget frem ODER @immele11, bleo borte,
og en- ipag Groit fplbte 2uften. Stiernerne fo1n fren,
en- for en- oper Maierne -. Sc funfleo ,rolig og gunl
i,nellem in1aa bbasfe 8linf ira fig. ut1oertioen
ipntes be at ifpbe reoe og grenne 5traaler .......
CGortfettes).,
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07
GAINED 81 POUNDS
Persistent Ansemia Cured by DR..
Williams Pink Pills After Other
Remedies Had Failed.

When l began taking DIR. Williams
Pink Pills, says Mrs. Nathaniel Field,
of st. Adams, Somerset county, Maine,
''I was the palest, most bloodless person
you could imagine. My tongue and
gums were colorless and my fingers and
ears were like wax. l had two doctors
and they pronounced my trouble an@mia.
Ihad spells of vomiting, could not eat,
in fact, did not dare to, l had such dis
tress after eating. My stomach was filled
with gas which caused me awful agony.
The backache / suffered was at times
almost unbearable and the least exertion
made my heart beat so fast that l could
hardly breathe. But the worst of all was
the splitting neuralgia headache which
never leftme for seven weeks. About this
time | had had several numb spells. My
limbs would be cold and without any
feeling and the most deathly sensations
would come over me.
"Nothing had helped me until began
taking DIR. Williams Pink Pills, in fact,
/ had grown worse every day. After
had taken the pills short time / could
see that they were benefiting me and
one morning awoke entirely free from
pain. The distress after eating disap-
peared and in three weeks l could eat
anything / wanted and suffer no incon-
venience. / also slept soundly. l have
taken several boxes of the pills and have
gained in weight from 120 to 154 pounds
and am perfectly well now"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure anemia
because they actually make new blood.
For rheumatism, indigestion, nervous
headaches and many forms of weakness
they are recommended even if ordinary
medicines have failed. They are sold by
all druggists, or viii be sent postpaid, on
receipt OF price, 90 cents per box, SIX
boxes for $3.50, by the DIR Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, n. <.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07
Wife pesertion Alarms.

So many Cincinnati wives have been
deserted by their husbands of late that
the city council has taken steps to-
ward putting check on such run
Always 1t has been found that mort
gage loan sharks are contributing fac
tors in a great many cases. A mans
ability to mortgage his furniture with
out the knowledge of his wife is a
strong temptation to husbands OF weak
will An ordinance has been intro
duced making such mortgage of no
avail unless they bear the signature Of
both husband and wife.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. they cannot reach the dis.
essed portion OF the There Is only one way to
cure deafness, and that by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by an iniamed condition OF tho
mucous lining Of the Eustachlan Tube When this
tube IL innamed you have a rumblIng sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when 1t Is entirely closed Deaf
ness Ia the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored its normal condf
ton, hearing Will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh which is nothing
but an fnnamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
DEAFNESS lcaused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free
+. J. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take HANS Family Pulls for consultation.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07
pepew Writes "reminiscences

While Senator Chauncey M. Depew
was enjoying his long rest at Ardsley-
on-the- Hudson he did a good deal Of
work on his "reminiscences. He is not
sure that they will ever be published,
his idea being that they might be of
interest to his son. In his fifty years
of public life Mr.. Depew has known
a great many prominent personages
and his "reminiscences can hardly fail
to be exceedingly readable.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07

fore me, and had dizzy spells For
ten years | could not do homework,
and for two years did not get out of
the house. The kidney secfetions
were irregular, and doctors were not
helping me. Doan's Kidney Pills
brought me quick relief, and finally
cured me. They sa>ed my life"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07

teen years ] was a
great sufferer from
kidney troubles. My
back panied me ter
ribly. Every turn
or move caused
sharp s h o t / n g
pains. My eyesight
was poor. d ark
spots appeared be-
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07

regulation of marriage and divorce he
suggests a constitutional amendment, and
says IL is not safe to leave these CUES
states. Continuing on this subject he
says:
When home ties are loosened; when
men and women cease to regard
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07

can take part in the torture of hu-
man being without having his own
moral nature permanently lowered.
Every lynching means just so much
moral deterioration in all the children
who have any knowledge of ii. and
therefore just so much additional
trouble for the next generation of
Americans.
Let justice be both sure and swift;
but let it be justice under the law,
and not the wild and crooked savagery
of a mob.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.
Unable to Do Even Housework Be.
cause of Kidney Troubles.

Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clinton
street, Napoleon. o., says: For fiji.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07
Important TO Mothers.
Kina Edwards confidant.

Lord Knollys, King Edwards pri-
vate secretary for the past SO years.
is the only man from whom his majes-
ty has no secrets. Lord Knollys con-
trolls the kings enormous correspond
ence. aided by a corps of assistants.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07
National Pure Food and Drugs Act.

National Pure Food and Drugs Act.
The Garfield Remedies meet with the
highest requirements of the new Law.
Take Garfield Tea for constipation.
A man without wife is balloon
without an anchor.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1906-12-07

competition and reduces former competi-
tors to position of utter inferiority and
subordfnatiOn
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-08
FROM EGG GAMBLER
To MILLIONAIRE.
SPECIAL DIsPATcH TO THE CALL

SPECIAL DISPATCH TO THE CALL.
PORTLAND, Sept. An egg
candler in the dark cellar of whole
sale shop is an heir to millions. Such
is c. G. James, descendant of Sir VIII
liam Whitaker, a bold knight of Brit
aims court some 900 years ago.
For heavens sake. don't tell them
where l am" urged the egg candler.
IF you do they'll bother me to death.
After the story first came out last year
l learned that / had more relatives
than any Smith, Brown or Jones you
can name, and they all want a slice of
the estate. l got all kinds of letters"
So saying the heir 10 the great
estate of an English gentleman seized
an egg in each hand, popped each one
before little round peephole. behind
which ziirnmered a candle, then slipped
the good one into case and chucked
the other into a waste can, and con-
tinued:
It's land and money and is situated
in Lancashire. l don't know what it
is worth, for estimates have varied
widely but the smallest estimate /
have received has been 100000. 900. 1t
was owned originally by Sir William
and Thomas Whitaker, who lived in
1922. / am a direct descendant of one
of them and stand on a par with 125
others, great-great- grandchildren. My
share of the estate viii be something
like $1,000, ,000."
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-08
DEPEW TO RESUME
DUTY IN Sc NATE.

NEW YORK, Sept. 7.-when Con-
gress meets at the beginning of next
December Senator Chauncey NJ. Depew
will be found in his seat This an
nouncement was made yesterday by a
member Of his family Senator De-
pew's recovery has been slow. but the
gains he has made have been held"
he said.
At no time within the last year has
the Senator been in such good health
and spirits, and the doctors assert that
is the Improvement continues he will
be equal to the strain of another ses-
sion of Congress.
For several months Senator Depew
has been in retirement at his home at
Dobbs Ferry. The nature of his NAL
ady has never been made known, but
was generally understood to have been
in the nature OF nervous breakdown.