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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
PRES. AMADOR AID PARTY
Doing Everything to Make President
RooseveIt's Visit Pleasant.

Colon, Nov. 15.-President Roosevelt.
left the flagship Louisiana at 30 this
morning and landed shortly aftsrward.
He was met by Canal Commissioner
Shonts. Chief Engineer Stevens. General
Manager Bierd of the Panama Railroad
and other high officials. All the school
children of Colon were assembled in
groups about the pier, where the Presi-
dent landed, and sang the Star Span
gled Banner and America
Some time later. President ari Senior
Amador and the bishop Of Parama reach
ed the spot and greeted AR. Roosevelt
The entire party then boarded a special
train decorated with flags and left Colon
at $40, steaming slowly in the direction
of Panama, In order t. enable the Pres :
Dental party to have Il good look at all
the points of interest along the route.
In order to carry out the Presidential
program special shunt switches have
been arranged to enable the special train
to go to LaBoca and allow Mr.. Roose-
welt to inspect the Pacific entrance to the
canal
The main street of Colon and the ship
ping in port were decorated with flags to-
day in honor OF President Roosevelt's
visit. but there was no excitement any
where. y heavy rain Tell this morning.
President Roosevelt's arrival here yester-
day afternoon ahead Of time somewhat
changed tia. program in connection with
his visit.
President Amador and his party lefi
Panama for Colon ut I.3G F. NJ. instead
81 at r. NJ. reaching Cristobal at Gas
=. NJ. As they had not dined. they were
entertained at the residences of General
Manager Bierd of the Panama Railroad
and Mr.. Iibbey. previous to going on
board the Louisiana Mrs. Amador was
the only woman received on board the
flagship last night.
President Roosevelt received his visit
ors at =. NJ. Senior Amador being &C
companied by Secretary of State Arias
and others. including Chief Engineer Ste
vens. Commissioner Shonts. Minister
Squiers and Secretary Bishop of the
Panama canal commission. President
and Senior Amador and Secretary of State
Arias came ashore at 1c p. NJ. and ex-
pressed themselves as being highly pleas
ed with their reception on board the
Louisiana
President Roosevelt is interested in ia
maica and the West Indian labor ques-
ton. He has requested Mr.. Delisher.
editor of the Jamaica Cleaner. who was
received with other newspaper men on
board the Louisiana yesterday. and Brit
ish Consul Mallet, TO meet him at the
Tivoli Hotel. Ancon. on the Pacific side
OF the isthmus. at $50 tomorrow night.
in order to discuss the labor question and
the present conditions in jamaica
The President has also arranged to visit
colon and Cristobal Saturday morning
with Messrs. Shonts and Stevens and in
vcstgate the complaints regarding the
reconstruction of Colon. the housing OF
laborers at Cristobal. and so on.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
aAiLRoADs AND sTEAMsoAT1
llI|TNK[I91TH6
In Effect Oct. q 1oos
Passenger trains leave Aug,s,.
lows: augusta ~ FOL

,o.' assehser trains leave Augusta m sol.
THROUGH TRA1Ns
SONG WEST.25 A. NJ, daily er..,A
A. NJ for ror I rSisiand an and Boston: 90
lips. Rangeley. Rockland. Porsiamss mil
ton. bridston. Montreal and oushc5. B % ?,
ta =. H. 5pr brunswick. Lewiston. Farmi M
Portland. BSsiton. N n. conWa,v RSeskland.
Lancaster. Gorham, N. Fl i,sr, rapyans.
c oiebrook; and n; Stafford Island Pond
local to Portland a Ses ei5 + Falls; 40 r ":
Brunswick, Portland. Boston enpresg Tor
1or bath Portland. Le%!::;.z o"irln nsing
p eri n far 81 y. Conway and Bartlett: 7S6
Portland; 1915 p. NJ. isxnrasstH ~ .ocaLto
cert sunday for Lewiston R.t nahy:s x-
land and Boston. oatn' Fort-
GGiNG EAsT,12.5a A. M. might ~.
Dor. st. step abHMhe iea1. Bangor Bar Hal-
fax and Aroostook County and o 10 wall Jan.
inston Co. r. r.; Sunday mornin~ w sa,1.
fast o'1 Fo .e1 connect for Bel
25s a NJ express, for B saSena wsaPkor:
ton Co. and Bar Harbor. daily. snnda 3.
inciuded; 6,a A. NJ, for Watefvilie. ' Foy.
Se I Befa nne sfoyheeanM hd for Water
Bncksport; ia P: NJ. WaterviIie. Fox-
croft Bangor. Old Town. Patten. Homi-
ton n,., and ,as Caribou. wa =: & A. r. r..
~. VAnCQ.
boro, St Stephen, Houlton. WoodstocI
st. John and Halifax and to Lewiston via
Oakland and Winthrop; 2.3O p. NJ. lex
pressl for Waterville. Bangor. Bar H1r-
vile: 3.oe p. M. for Waterville, Oakland.
North Anson, Bingham. Skowhegan, Bel.
fast. Foxcroft, Greenville, Bangor, Old
Watervi,le and Skowhegan.
Sundays-Going West, 225 A. NJ. for
Portland, Boston: 1928 A. NJ, for Bruns-
wick, Bath. Portland and. Boston; 32o
10.45 p. NJ. (express) for Portland and
Boston. Going East. 1883 A. NJ, (n.ghtS.
Bangor: 25s A. NJ. for Bangor, Wash. Co.
and Ear Harbor; 800 A. M for Water.
Bangor.
The Night Pullman Train leaving At
l25s A. NJ. Sunday morning, going East
does nor connect for Skowhegan, Belfast,
Foxcroft or east of Bangor
ACCOMMODATION TRAINS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16

From LaRoca President Roosevelt
FroEI the railroad station he was driv-
en- w Central avenue To the Cathedral
Plaza. Tn. streets We're filled with
people and the balconies overlooking
the line of march We're crowded to
their capacity. The people constantly
Cheered the President as he passed.
All the prominent officials of the Pa
mama government and the canal COM
mission gathered together at o'clock
on the platform erected in front of the
cathedral. and the President AmadOr
delivered his address Of welcome.
President Roosevelts reply was inter-
rupted time and again by the admiring
crowd who cheered almost every word.
At the conclusion of the address the
school children Of the city marched by
the platform and assembled in the park
opposite where they sang the national
anthem.
From the Cathedral plaza. President
Roosevelt returned to the Tivoli hotel.
escorted AS he had come. by the gov
eminent officials and prominent citi-
zens. proceeded by 200 young members
Of the aristocracy of Panama. on horse
back.
The welcome given President Roose-
welt upon landing in Panaman territory
today proved conclusively that the
people OF this republic are his firm and
sincere admirers. He has conquered
them and he holds high place in their
esteem.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT
CROSSES ISTHMUS.
Leaves Colon For a Short Visit to
Panama, on Pacific Coast.
Is Everywhere Greeted With Sa|utes,
Cheers and Greatest Enthusiasm.
Pres. Amadur and Americans Helping President
TO Gain all Desired Information.

Panama. Nov 1.-THE train which
brought the Presidential party from
Colon arrived in front Of the Tivoli no.
tel at Ancon at 1890 A. NJ. There Pres
ident Amador and his party alighted
and President Roosevelt and his party
were conducted TO LaRoca, at the Pa
c,fic entrance of the canal. where the
steamer Bolivar was in waiting to take
the President on cruise about Pana-
ma bay.
At II o'clock the Bolivar left her pier
and passing around the Flamenco, Naos
and Perico islands. afterwards return
ed to LOBoca. All the steam
dredges and tugboats in the bay were
decorated with flags and when Presi-
dent ROosevelt's steamer passed they
saluted. blowing their whistles. while
the crews Of seven American steamers
cheered the President frantically.
At noon the trip about the bay end
ed. the President landing at LaBoca
where he lunched.
Speaking to newspaper men, the
President said he felt like the COM
nunder of a great and successful army.
Though 1t rained from 10 a. NJ. the
weather had not intcrfered with the
cruise. The President seemed decided
to obtain all the information he posi-
bly, could. He asked questions OF all
the canal employees. During his trip
from Colon he met a number of work
trains full of earth and rocks from the
Culcbra cut and saw several steam
shovels working. They all blew their
whistles az the train passed by.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
Every Courtesy Ordered Extended.

Washington. Nov. 15.-Upon being I'M
officially informed of the circumstances
attending the landing of Brazilian Am
bassador Senor Nabuco in New York
harbor brought about by his refusing to
answer certain questions. Sec. Root
promptly communicated with the depart
ment of commerce and labor and request
ed that the necessary instructions be tel
egraphed to the collector at New York
to Immediately extend the courtesies OF
the port to the ambassador and his sec
retary.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
BASEBALL NOTES.

so far as we know. there is nothing to
the story that Jimmy Collins will be more
closely associated with the Worcester
irg the season Just past" said Fred Doe
Wednesday at Worcester. collins holds
a third interest in the club. along with
myself and Jesse Burkett.. Although l
my interest herr. Matters are i'll such
shape ct present that Burkett can handle
affairs alone reNt year. with the assist
arce of a secretary" Burkett spoke in
the same strain. Doe is here looking af-
ter some improvements in the grounds
brought about bv the widening of
Shrewsbury street into boulevard.
Government receipts Thursday. From
internal revenue. 1888. 42l: customs. 81
1885,; miscellaneous, $4S.739; Expen-
ditures, 81, 400, 600.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
Boston Produce Market.

Boston, Nov i.
FLOTR-Un,hanged spring patents
440Ni4.SO.
CORN-Tnchangcd: No yellow, S.
OATS-tnchangcd; No. 2 clipped, Az.
HAY-Dull: No. !, 21GIY.
MILL FEED-Dull.
STRING PRAN-22GI $50.
MIXED FEE,D-2302J u!
PbHk-(luiot; medium, 1875.
I.AKD-Higher; 49,.
Er,f.r-Dull: whole cattle 9m9:4
LAMBS-Firm; spring 1IM12; fail 10I11
VEAl.S-Steady; 11n1zk.
BTTTER-Stea;.v: northern 2SI23.
ENTHUSIASTICALLY: York state j31ad14E
EGGS-Firmer; choice 3SN42: western &C
@33.
Greetings SOAP.
POTATOES-Quiet; Green Mountain 50
ass
SUGAR STEADY on 4 basis of 400 for
granulatCd.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
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49, Railroad:
In effect October &. 1906.


PULLMAN CAR SERVICE.
Pullman sleeping car between Boston
and Caribou on trains leaving Boston at
10 p NJ; Bangor. 3.55 A. NJ. and Carl
.ParlOr car on train leaving Northern
Maine Jet. at 253 p. NJ. and Caribou at
~ a. M. Sleeping ear on train leaving
Augusta at 2.5s A. NJ, and Greenvllle 1t
g. As P. NJ. (via Bangor).
,- TRAINS LEAVE BANGOR
Presque Isle. Caribou. Fort Fairfield. Va.
buren and intermediate stations
100 A.. NJ. for Katahdin Iron Works.
Mlliinocket Patten. Ashland. Fort Kent.
tese" Fo 1sle are% van H.
1850 A. NJ; Iineo. 100 p. NJ. and inter-
U 2aS P. n H for Mninoeket Pat.en,
Faired and interme ss STATIONS. Fort
40 ?. M. for DoverSGreenviIle and In
termediate stations.
TRAINS ARRIVE BANGOR
ALE, Sio A. N. from Greenville and interme-
2io r. NJ. from Fort Fairfield, Van
Buren,. Caribou. Presque Isle, Houlton.
ashland. Patten. Millinocke.. Katahdin
725 r. N. from Caribou, Pressure Isle,
Fort Fairfield. Houlton. Fort Kent, ASH
land. Patten. Nillinocket. Kineo. Green
il6 P. NJ. from Van Buren,. Caribou,
E Fort Fairfield. Pressure Isle Houlton.
Trains leave Northern Maine Jet. for
stockton and searsport. at 915 A. M; us
Searspcrt at 55o A. NJ: 1.s5 P. NJ: and
5es 81 s0e a. M az r s1 II. and rs Ms'P p
'" dsni s ssDsSintendent C. g. PPR 2 7. 4.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
THIS WEEKS BOUTS.

Friday-Jerry Gaines VS.. Jack Curran.
Bellows Falls; Dick Hvland vs. Cyclone
Billy T,eCoursey. San Diego; Kid Sulli-
van VS.. Willie Hoscy. Baltimore.
Saturday-Young Erne VS.. Adam Ryan.
Philadelphia: Jack Clifford VS.. j. Cordell,
Marysyille, Cal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
New York Cotton Market.

New York, Nov. II.
Cotton spot closed steady. 70 points add
vance. Niddl.ng .npls,nds, 1890; do. gulf.
1l.l5. Sales, 1900 bales.
Galveston firm. 10A; Charleston firm. .
15-lC; Memphis quiet 1913: New Orleans
firm, 70 3-l6; Mobile firm. 97s; Savannah
easy. 9 ZIG.
Net receipts for six days, 34s.349.
Exports to Great Britain, 112,2I6: TO
France, $50; to the continent, is. O6s;
to Janan. 3.545.
Stock, l.GG3.G44.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
When You
|7dkeCoH

closing tone became unsettled and irreg-
ular again when st. Paul lost all but
half OF its rise.
bonds were steady. Total sales, par
value, 81. $4,000. United States rs declin-
ed n per cent. on call.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16

Inc Massachusetts conference Of chari
o.es held three sessions Thursday at
worcester. Mass. discussing respectively
ne Country Boy Church and CHAR
" and Results Obtained by Child Saw
ing Agencies"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
Chicago Cattle Market.

Chicago, Nov. Is.
CATTLE-Receipts 1900; dull; common
to prime steers 46D7.3.
HOGS-Receipts about 1900; strong, to
sc. higher: choice to prime heavy 6.3Oss6.49.
SHEEP-Receipts about 1900; strong:
sheep 3.25dy5.Ij; yearErgs 5.25d640; lambs
4 .stI,- 81
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16

Through tickets to California and all
points South and West may be had Of e.
"A. Walker, ticket agent, Augusta, the
only office in Augusta. selling via all
routes and checking baggage free OF ex-
pense.
GEO. F. EVANS, v. P. & Gen. Mt.
F. E. BOOTHBY. G. P. & T. A.
Portland, Me-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
New York Money Market.

New York, Nov Is.
Prime mercantile paper GI6k per cent.
Sterling exchange firmer at 4S5. 756DIS5.S so
for demand and at $50. 356t4S0.4 40 for 6C-day
bills.
Posted rates 4S11@@l4SG1s.
Commercial bills 47JA.
Bar silver lbs.
Mexican dollars 55k.
Government bonds easy.
Railroad bonds steady.
Money on call firm at 21aMC1S per cent. !;
la ST loan at 1,5 per cent
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
Chicago Produce Market.

Chicago, Nov. Il.
The local wheat market today made 2
substantial rally on covering by shorts
who were induced to buy by the asscr-
Minnesota and the Dalotas will be need
ID for home consumption. The close was
itronS with the December delivery up ii
5. Corn. was up 1sIh. Oats We're q
shade higher Provisions were JGi1ih to
Nc. higher.
The leading futures closed as follows:
WHEAT-Dec. 74ls; May 19gWH.
COkN-Dec. asa 4; May 43%4; July
OATs-Dec a4l9o,ss; Nav 1878: July s3l1.
MESS PORK-Jan. 1i.G0: May 14.77h.
LARD-Nov. 9.S, Dec. S.95: Jan. SO;
LAY S.51l5.
RlRS-Jan 1924; May 7.95.
Cash quotations We're as follows:
FI.OI P-Tcn cents higher.
WHEhT-No. . spring. TMS2: No. g. -
CokN-No. y. 4; No, . yellow. Ak
RYE-No. >, co..
MALTING-Fair to choice 4115,
FLAX SEEDING. ]. Ito; No. l north
TIMorHY sEED-Prime, 49,.
CLONER-Contract grade, H.
SHORT RfBS-SiS.50
MESS POEk-16
LAkD-?.S,.
SHORT CLEAR SIDES S,33..l.ftS50
WIIIS!<EY-l29.
Receipts Shipments.
Flour NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 800 21.9tO
Wheat NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 100 1U!WU
-'Grn Observation-Disclosures. $500 19J. 200
Oats Observation-Disclosures. ao2 900 221..O0
Rye Observation-Disclosures. Hoo 2.100
MISUNDERSTANDING; creameries. 2oI35;
,Iairics. 1924.
~ 5,,cI
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16

22ua5; nrsts, rs; prime firsts, 90; ex-
tras, 81.
CHEESE-Steady: 121A0l13.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16
NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.

Furnished Daily by J. ]. QuinIan & Co.
Office, Opera House Block, Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-11-16

United States ref IS ............ 1913,
do. coup. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 1928
United States 3s reg. ................ lO3
10. coup. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 103
United states new is, reg. ........... 1907.
do. coup. Observation-Disclosures. 1901:
United States old As, reg. ............ 102
do coup. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 1G2
United States 5s, reg. .................
Baltimore & Ohio Is ................. 1011s
c., Il. K O. new Is NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 991.
Denver & Rio Grande Is ............. 80
Erie Gen. As Observation-Disclosures. 9O3ss
Missouri. Kansas & Texas As ....... 1913
do. 2rdS Observation-Disclosures. Sc
Northern Pacific As ..... 1925
Union Pacific As NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 1852.
do. con. IS OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-11-05

nsn
1904 shortly to the
wuld
election Washington
task this remark and ask
Watson ." favored
and
command wish
Eoosier
JUST the a WITH me-
BY
of which
President Roosevelt has had rmer
the latter gained and
Roosevelt is keen judge OF character
his
Mr. personally could
honest himself
qualities
his
work.
malicious
against him o convncngy
the a
president Mr.
of in
ing him Will taion
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-11-05

and convincing speech ne
charges brought
Oh every
Rnubcan at the raghtcut words and with
Could
charges that he was rao
throughout the session "
received at
minds OF those present
the evidence OF fresoehl
of his constituents MI
watson vindication the voters OF h
overwheimms 'oe oh n'
Tuesday The to themselves ana "
and TO the vote next Tuesday that ne
who like to see gnt
riunnb In Saturday night Mr. wat
con Items
at the conclusion Oh Inc
cheering n"'
malicious editorials In the 1e"
believe Mr. Watson spoke the
~ on Saturday heart conscience to you
He showed ms acts III consess anu
they smoke discharge of his duties to you his
He proved nat ne favored eS
he did not make you any promise
pointing out On
the contrary and the hsht tha
least he showed you
Presidents his confidence him
rendered admin
he brought against
him and left the finishing did he beg
MAINLY that believed him to be your
aitbfu, alive then He
manly him high
in county He
is YOUR candidate of the vote of
o
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
THECOURTS

Circuit Court, Northern Dis
trict-Firs7 Monday in January
and July. Southern District
Second Monday in February and
August.
County Court-Third Monday
in January, April, July and Oc-
tober. No County Court in the
Northern District.
Probate Court-Northern Dis
trict-Third Monday in March,
June, September and December
Southern District-Second Mon
day in March, June, September
and December.
Chancery Court Southern Dis
trict-Fir5t Monday in May and
November. Northern District
First Monday in March and Sep
tember.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Sad Story.

Kind Lady-Do you mean to tell me
that reading Shakespeare brought you
to prison? What work did you read?
No. 41l-Romeo an Juliet, mum.
Kind Lady-But what evil influence
could that have on you?
No. 411-Why, It learned me to be q
porch-climber, mum.-Puck.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Criminal IHs..nuatiOn.

The Sharp County Record says
Col. Sam Fl. Davidson of Evening
Shade has some very fine melons,
and that the editor of that paper
has tried some of them. Col.
Davidson does not keep very
close watch on his patch, perhaps.
-Batesville Guard.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
A baldheaded man always has
plenty of hair brushes.
No. o -

W. r Ward, o + Dycr.burI, Ter.
writes; "Ths is to certify that
haye used Orno ..Laxltive Fruit
Syrup for chroncsconstipation, and
1t has proven; wltECut doubt to be
thorough practical remedy for this
trouble, and 1t is with pleasure
offer my conscientious reference"
w. G. Snow.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Poxsr Of Association.

Mrs De Temper docking up nom
the paper well, l declare! Another
woman, single-handed, has captured a
burglar. | should think she would
have killed the brute; but the paper
says the moment she grabbed poker
and made a dash for him, his knees
trembled and his teeth shook. and he
sank to the floor in fright.
Mr.. De Temperate is probably a
married mann. Y. Weekly.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Money talks, especially when
you give it to charity.
WILL CURE CONSUMPTION

A. a. llerren, Finch, Ark, writes;
"Foley's Honey and Tar is the best
preparation for coughs, colds, lung
trouble. | know that it has cured
consumption IN the fret stages"
You never heard Of any one using
Foley's Honey and Tar and not be-.
ing satisfied. w. G. Snow.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Envied Him.

Little Archibald - Uncle Henry,
when you were boy did they call you
Harry?
Uncle Henry-No, Archie; every
body called me Hank.
Little Archibald-Gee! What a
splendid bad boy of a time you must
have had, uncle.-Chicago Tribune.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
When some men die the loss
is covered by insurance.
BEATS THE MUSIC CURE.

"To keep the body in f'une,
writes Mrs. Mary Brown, of Pough-
kaepsit, N. T., 81 take DR.. KING,
New Life Pills. They are the most
reliable and pleasant Laxative |
have found" Best for the Stomoch
Liver and Bowels. Guaranteed by
Snow the druggist. 25c.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
She Who Must Be Obeyed

Fenshaw-I hear you are to wed Col,
Swinger, Mrs. Grasse. He's noble
fellow, every inch soldier born to
command.
Widow Grasse-H m! Well see about
that, Mr.. Fenshaw; We'll see about
that.-Tit-Bit
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Remarkable

"He imbibed his patriotism with bis
mothers milk"
SIS he so remarkable for that?"
as he? Well, | hsould say he is
Most men Of his age imbibed their pa
triotism with some modified cows
milk Puck.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Hardly What He Wanted

Hostess-Are you a musician, Mr..
Jones?
Jones (who is dying to give an exhi-
bition of his weTs)-We.l-et-yes
think | can claim some knowledge OF
music.
Hostess-I am delighted to know It.
My daughter is about to play. and
should be very glad if you would kind
ly turn over her music for her.-Royal
Maagzine.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Wanted the Chance,

"Will you think Of me when I'm
gomez" asked the love,orn youth, who
seemed unable to tear himself from
her presence.
"Oh, yes, answered the fair one, as
she strangled a yawn. THAT is, if you
ever give me the opportunity. Tit
Bits
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
All Depends.

"'Willful waste makes woeful
want" quoted the lady moralizer.
"Oh, don't know" rejomed the gen.
tleman demoralizer. Most women
waste words in their conversation, but
they never seem to want for more. -
Chicago Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Feminine Consistency,

Mabel-Why do you always buy two
kinds of notepaper?
Maud-Well, you see, when write
to Tom | use red paper-that means
love; and when | write to Jack | use
blue paper-which means faithful and
true.-Royal Magazine.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
CURED HEMORRHAGEs OF THE
LUNGS.

"Several years since my lungs
were so badly affected that l had
m ny hemorrhages," writes a. NJ
AXE, of Wood Ind. 81 took treat
mcnt with several physicians without
any benefit. | then started TO take
Fo!ey's Honey and Tar, and my
Lungs are row as sound aa a bullet
I recommend 1t in advanced stages
of lung trouble" Fol US Honey
and Tar stops the cnngh and heals
the lnngs, and prevents serDl'
suits from a cold. Il fuse substitt-
tes. W. &. Sow
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
Whop

please, pa" pleaded Bobby, Gust
one more"
When he's old enough to quit writ
well, say, pa" began Bobby, who
Is going to bury the last man that
dies ?"-Puck.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
A Drowsv Day.

To sit and think is pleasure deep.
About the best a man can take
Too wakeful to go quite to sleep;
Too sleepy to stay wide awake.
-Washington Star.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
OF No Va1l,e

"Is wilkins as good as his word?"
Every bit. But have never heard
of his word being good for anything"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24

The Republicans have nomi-
mated D. F. Taylor of Mississippi
county for Congress from the
First district.
Sharp County record., 1906-08-24
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