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Grain and Provisions Summary,
Liverpool Grain Prices.

LIVERPOOL. April 30.-Wheat-Spot,
nominal; futures quiet; May. Is. 9lsd.; July
6s. 71sd.; September. IS. It'd Corn-Spot,
lean mixed old. As. 91ad Futures quiet;
May, As. 3D.: july. As. nd Hops in Lon
don Pacific COAST. steady. a2 5s.aes lis.
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THE COTTON MARKETS.

NEW YORK, April 30-The cotton mar
ket opened steady at a decline of point
to an advance of one point In keeping with
the cables. Trading was quiet here during
the early session. but there was some buy
ing of the near months by bull leaders
and in spite of favorable weather over the
week end the new crops months held their
own on a little covering. Prices were
about 3a6 points higher during the middle
OF the morning. but there was no improve
ment in the volume of trading, and the
tone was no better than steady.
Futures opened steady; May, 11O6; July
1887; August 1914: September 1046; Oc-
tober, 1896; November, offered 1896: De-
cember, 1898; January. 10.41
Inc market continued quiet but steady
during the late forenoon, and at midday
was about 9 to points net higher on local
Dun support and covering.
Spot cotton quiet; middling uplands, IL rs;
middlng gulf, II
ESTIMATED receipts at the ports today
5000 bales against II ,224 last week and
I,497 last year. For the week. $4,000
bales, against s4,4S2 last week, and 173.-
333 last year. Todays receipts at New Or
leans 4,2l6 bales, against lib last year,
and at Houston 9S1 bales, against 8 1856
last year.
spot cotton closed quiet, points higher:
middiing uplands. Ills; middling gulf Il 90;
no sales.
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CURB QUOTATIONS.

Fcrnshed by Il. r. Chapman q Co. &c. B..
Chapman, mannger). members New York Stock Ex.
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Bar silver steady. so 7-16d per ounce.
Money, 3a3H per cent.
The rate Of discount In the open market for short
bills ts 81 per cent.
The rate OF discount in the open market for threa-
months bills Is 3M per cent.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-04-30
Today's Cotton Summary.

quotations furnished by Atwood Violet & Co..
members New York and New Orleans cotton ex.
changes Washington branch Office, 71s 18th street
northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-04-30

dispatch to the London Morning Post
from Shanghai says that the customs re-
turns from the whole of China for 1905
were $23, 4O7 900, against $40, 995. 400 in 1904
II Is reported from Wabash that the mer-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-04-30

Thomas f. Cole, who has held title to
all the Heinze and United Copper properties
in Butte since the sale by Heinze some
months ago. has transferred all to the
Red Metal Mining Company. a subsidiary
and operating company Of the Butte Coal-
ton Company. according to Butte advices.
The deed says the property is subject to
two mortgages, one for $1,000OO0 and the
other for So 500 COO
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/ ZIEDITORlALSzR !
T. Opinions of Great Papers Important Subjects +
i i 4 + IS

ing business world The proceedings Of the
bankruptcy court show strikngly that the great ma
jorty of business failures not tainted by dishonesty
dishonor.
We hear more about deinQuencies OF all sorts than
we did when the facilities for gathering news were
meager And every little village and country
roads even Its selfappointed oracle who may not
know enough dollar and half day, but who
magnes he clearly understands the most intricate
teres Of great business enterprises involving millions
capital employing tens OF thousands Of men, and
noisy breaches the that great Is great
fraud.
But the broader minded optmlst that justice,
honor and honesty the normal conditionthat they
rule as a matter of In social and business rea.
tions Millions Of instances In which they In evi.
dence appear under startling headlines Of
paper. They far too ordinary to constitute news"
An honest man sensation he passes along
the attending to legitimate business but the thief
In custody attracts n crowd.-Des Molnes News
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don't you put in little shoe polish
and sand soap? Why don't YOU"
"Who Is doing this, madame? Who
is doing this" was the snarlful re-
joinder Of Pa. "Who Is conducting
this laboratory? Who Is so kindly ex-
hausting his chemical knowledge to
cure your dear mothers cold when
she ought to be Oslerlzed? Why don't
you take sneak? Why don't you
vanish like other ghosts? Why don't
you attend to your own business, and
be thankful that you have a guardian
angel named Jones to look after you?'
SO saying Pa resumed work on his
syrup, and did not deign to notice the
bunch Of flattering compliments that
Ma generously threw at him.
The cough cure was finally cooked
to Pas satisfaction, and after it had
been properly cooled and bottled, the
amateur chemist seized a tablespoon
and smilingly turned to Ma.
Call your mother. Mrs. Jones! Call
your mother!' he effusively cried. Call
little Fido. Sis, Edythe and everybody
else who has been contributing to the
barkful chorus. But first | will do
what no other doctor does! I will take
dose Of my own medicine to show
you that | have faith In its virtue!
You will observe that l pour out a
tablespoonful! You will also observe
that l fearlessly put 1t In my mouth
and-Wow! Holy smoke! Help, Mary!
Help! Turn on the hose! Crack up a
ton Of Ice. Yell for the fire department.!
Water! Water! More water. l am
burning to death! | have taken some
thing that tastes like tabasco! l have
swallowed lava from Mount Vesuviusl
Run for doctor, dearest! Run
for"
ITS just good for you, you officious
brute" put in the unsympathetic Ma,
with triumphant gleam In her wifely
eyes. | don't pity you one bit! You
haven't got any more than was COM
ing to you! | saw you dumping a
pound Of cayenne pepper in that cough
cure Instead of ginger, but | couldn't
interfere with the mixture that your
mother used to maker
Pa Jones did not reply at the time.
He was too busy sucking water out
Of the reservoir regardless Of mic
robes. But at the end Of two hours.
when he felt physically cooler and
mentally hotter, the good old family
battle began in earnest, and contin-
ued until long after real doctor had
prescribed for Mother-in-Law Smith
and the other coughful cases.-Phil-
adelphia Telegraph.
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whats the matter with you, wOm-
an? What's the matter with you?"
yelpfully responded Pa, with a pretZel
look on his panied features. Don't
you suppose that | know how to make
cough medicine? Don't you suppose
| know the ingredients Of a cure that
would make hospital look like the
first aid to the injured? Who ever
heard Of calling in a doctor to tinker
cough when | was boy? Who ever
heard Of going to bed with a cold and
having bouquets and scented notes Of
sympathy sent you down on the farm :?
No one, madame! No one You sim
ply stay In the house long enough to
take little homemade syrup and then
go out and monkey in the snow to
more cold spells than you could find
in a Beef Trust refrigerator, and all
that my good old mother ever did was
to saturate me with kerosene and feed
me on mOlasses and vinegar. and"
Il can easily believe 1t, you sweet
crook broke in the taunting Ma, con-
temptuously. you are full Of kero-
sene yet, and"
"Slence, woman. Silence, lovey-
dovey!" thundered Pa, ragefully, glar-
ing at his devoted Mary. You have
said enough! You have sprinkled on
a little of the Smith extra. How dare
you throw the harpoon into the time
hOnored methods Of my good old
mother? How dare you pose as an
authority on therapeutics2 What
right have you-"
"Oh, for heavens sake. shut up, you
squawkful quawk" shouted Ma. with
evident annoyance. "You are worse
than chirpful singing society! Why
don't you forget your crouch and
phone for the doctor. Why don't"
81 won't shut up, dear soul! won't
shut up!' returned Pa, explosively, as
he started for the kitchen, followed
by Ma. Il refuse to be muzzled! l
refuse to permit the Smiths to run the
rOOst! | am the main guy Of this
gang, and | am going to prove to you
the efficacy Of my good old mothers
medicine. | am going to make you eat
crow! l am going to stew up some of
that syrup as matter of vindication.
Where do you keep your pans? NOrah.
get me the molasses. You may also
trOt out the vinegar. Now, then,
Smithy, take a look and get wise to
the ways Of domestic remedies! You
will notice that as these ingredients
begin to sizzle begin to stir! You
will-Norah, bring me hunk of but
ter and a lump OF lard! That's right,
now, get a hustle on you and fetch a
dash Of mustard, some ginger,
and"
Aren't you a smart old heroT in
terposed Ma. sarcastically, As she
watched the mixful Henry. "Why
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"What IS the cause Of all this bark
ing, madame? What is the cause Of
all this barking?" exclaimed Pa Jones,
as he impetuously rushed in to the hap
by home and threw his hat and coat
on the hall rack instead of the usual
spot on the west end Of the piano
zone might think that this house was
a kioOdle pound. One might think
that you were giving an imitation Of a
canine chorus in the good old dog
days. Have you all taken cold at the
same time? Did you find a job lot Of
influenza on a bargain counter, and
buy the whole business? | heard you
whooping 1t up q mile down the street.
l heard you above the din of the troll
leys! There is no mistaking the sweet
cOntralto sneeze of your dear mother!
There Is no MISLEADING"
Don't get overheated, you nice old
yap" interrupted Ma, savagely throw
ing her eagle eyes on the esteemed
Henry. There is no use having
rush Of blood to the vacant room In
your dome. 1t isn't my fault because
we have all taken cold! 1t isn't my
fault because you were so close-fsted
that you wouldn't get weather strips
for the doors. But it will be my fault
If we don't get cured, and that pretty
quick! So you just sneak to the
phone and call up the doctor! He
wasn't In when /"
"Whats that, madame? What's
that Mrs JonesT was the shoutful
interjection Of Pa. "Please sing that
again so that l can catch the tune!
Kindly hum 1t again so that will
know when to come In on the dance
act! Do you think that / am going
to encourage a doctor I'm game Of
graft like that? Do you imagine for
one moment that l am going to pay
q medical geezer at the rate of two
dollars a head just to come here and
tell you all to dress warm and keep
your feet dry2 Not on your life, angel
wife. Not on your life! | will be the
doctor! / will be his squlllful nibs!
I will"
SIS that 80, Mr.. Jones" rejoined
Ma, in a palpitating tone well. don't
you think 1t! Don't you even dream
1t! You can take all the patent slush
wash that you want to, from speckled
hair dye down to painless corn oint-
ment, but want you to distinctly un-
derstand that you can't give me any
Of your coon song and banjo cough
cure, even II a thousand testimonials
10 cone with every dosel I am"
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kNENE4HI vested In each Of these boats Extreme
care should be exercised in their handling
that the period Of usefulness be made the greatest
and, with high tide running. these warshps had to
be grounded to avoid sending to the bot
tom and, while In this fix another ramred
sufficient excuse for this inefciency will be hard
to find. Our warships neither pressed for time
nor tide they stay at anchorage until fogs and
tempestuous disappear and until there Is water
enough in shallow places to get out safely into the
each vessel that the water in the channel at
low tide will not The truth is the boats
close together and going fast that the slightest
interruption in speed certain result dsastrously
These ships fitted with every modern device to les
sen speed In emergency but the proximity such
that these safeguards unavailable. The Ken
tuckys sides rammed SO badly that will rqure
month to repair the damage The wonder is that she
escaped going down. Only for quick reversal Of the
engines in the Alabama the consequences would have
been tragic.
The friends Of an enlarged navy cast down by
the nexcusable bunder in New York bay. At time
when Congress being mporuned to vote large
for warshlps this collision takes place to
throw cold water on their urging The question at
presents itself: Is it worth while to authorize
ships when those In commission I'm incompetent
hands? Would 1T not be wise to spend money to make
officers capable and trustworthy before making addi
tons to naval strength only to have the boats
served by those unified for the task?-Utca Globe
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To ba continupd.)
Bobby on the Zebra.

Little Bobby was asked to write q
composition on some animal and he
wrote one on the zebra as follows:
"The zebra is hobo horse that
don't have to work because 1t wears
stripes. When men wear stripes they
have to work harder than those that
don't wear them, but the zebra loafs
around the zoo all day eating peanuts
and doing nothing"
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Fired.

THAT boss Of yours" said Timmid,
sis so pompous he always makes me
feel III at ease"
"Strange," replied Potter, ~ felt out
Of place when he was talking to me
today"
YES"
"Yes, he was telling me l needn't
come back after Saturday" y."-Philadel-
phia Press.
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The bee Of Mexico does not im-
prove each shining hour" As there
Is very little cold weather there, no
necessity exists for laying In winter
stores Of honey, and the bee is, there
fore. rather lazy than otherwise
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-08

We don't understand why the wom-
an who has 30 much trouble keeping
one servant, ever wants to be rich
when she would have the trouble null
tiplied by six or eight
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many seriously believe that to be their real
ton. That there wrongs In big business enter
prises and In small, there be question. That
wise remedies might better the condition Of all not to
be doubted.
But that this country Is going to the demnltion bow
vows unless things promptly turned upside down
and inside Is poppycock. The whole business
and has always rested the conviction that
will fulfill their obligations and deal fairly This Is
the foundation Of credit Niney-fve per cent Of the
total transactions of this country carried
not In cash. credit based that conviction show
Ing how general 1t Is and how firm.
Confidence. not suspicion. is and must be the prevail
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pay for all the time Of their spiritual leader So only
very young to be had. and the demands upon
their time wide territory that preaching
eamost their exclusive occupation and pastoral duties be
almost entirely dsregarded of the clergymen OBJ
tersely and justly "No business could hour'"a
by that method and few churches can."-Washngto,i
Times
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WE ARE NOT "Go1Na TO THE DOGS"

ANY have got an idea, from the sensatio lal
announcements of measures under way,
that the people Of this country are engaged
in a life-and-death struggle with the great
financial and industrial interests.
The people have been pictured as being
stranplad in the tpntacleS Of hidaOua of,fopi
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lets develop into town roads develop into hamets
and in the meantime quotations for wild and i'm
proved lands steadily advancing. The thing is, Of
course yet permit any broadcast prophecy
In this direction but the healthfu trend Is already ap-
parent.-Atlanta Constitution
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INCOMPETENCE IN THE NAVY.

HE colliding and grounding In New York
harbor of three Of Uncle Sans biggest
lighting machines show our navy is not
properly differed. From 35.OOO,OOO to
$1O,OOO,0OO Of the peoples money Is in
vested In each Of these boats. Extreme
on r0 SIOud ho in thAjp ho pdltDv
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-08
THE TELEPHONE IN THE COUNTRY.

\ important phase of the rural INVASION of
the telephone has been It's perceptlble effect
on the value of lands. 1t Is on record that
two or three years after the establishment
prices Of lands begin to rise rapidly mmi-
grants come in with greater freedom ham,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-08
EVIL OF TOO MANY CHURCHES.

has too many churches Towns
which might be we'll administered spiritual
ly by one clergyman or two have SIX, eight
or ten No one of the six or more cOngre-
cations can pay for a good preacher. Few
of them can pay all the cost Of any preach
err however poor. Nor can any one Of them
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-08
MARRIAGEABLE GIRLS.

is very difficult to say what laws regulate
propOsals-why some girls attract atten.
ton only, while others attract ''attentions."
There are pretty and popular women to
whom nobody proposes; there are palmer
ones with whom every second man finds
himself contemplating marriage.-Lady's
The Greeley tribune., 1906-08-23
The Z Convention.

The Northern Colorado Y confer
ence convened in Greeley Monday
and Tuesday of this week. About
fifty delegates we're present from
Fort Morgan, Lupton, Evans and
LaSalle.
The sessions were held in the
United Presbyterian church and
were interesting and helpful.
Monday morning was devoted to
business, and the afternoon to talk
by Miss Rose Davidson, secretary Of
the Y. Miss Pearl Holland, and
Mr.. Ingersoll, Of Fort Morgan. also
read papers.
Monday evening Mrs. Reid gave
paper which'was followed by gen.
eral discussion on 'How far Y
member can associate with evil COM
panions to influence them for good"
Tuesday forenoon after the devo-
tional services Miss Davidson ad-
dressed the Y ON Profitable Work. !"
Tuesday afternoon short business
session was held and In the evening
the Geeley Y, numbering $50, gave
reception to the visiting members In
the church chapel.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-08-23

Just In. the latest in circular
dress skirts. Red Front. ------
Don't forget the ice cream social
Saturday night at sO2 Fourth street.
Your job printing will receive
prompt attention II sent to The Tri.
bune.
j. F. Farley, ex-chief of police of
Denver, was in Greeley on business
Tuesday.
Sterling Silver teaspoons. On.
doubtedly the best line in the CITY,
at Yardley's.
Chauncey Liscomb of Dunlap,
Iowa, is visiting his uncle, W. E.
Kinsella, and wife.
Get our prices on bacon, hams and
salt meat before you buy. We lead
them all. Red Front.
For that melancholy time use
Fezer's blackberry and Jamaica
ginger. No cure no pay.
Delicious cake and good ice cream
for only Is cents, next Saturda7 ?
evening at s02 Fourth street.
Mrs. DIR. r. F. Graham enter.
tained company of ladies with a
tea party last Tuesday afternoon. /.
Miss Mary Sweeney of ..Leadville
came to Greeley last Sunday for a
few days. visit with Mrs. w. d.
Balcom.
Mrs. Max Schnitzer and two chill
dren OF Houston, Texas, a sister Of
Mrs. I. Rothschild, is in Greeley for
the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Bradford re-
turned last Thursday evening from
Rockhurst on the Poudre where they
had been spending their honeymoon.
Mrs. Helen j. Goetchius OF Wind.
sor died early Wednesday morning at
the age of 50 years. The remains
will'be shipped to Iowa for inter-
ment.
Mrs. T. c. Phillips and daughter,
Helen, Of Eaton with Mrs. Bernice
Cults of HALEY, Idaho, spent Thurs
day Of last week with the former s
mother, Mrs. George Berger.
Misses Grace and Laura Bridge Of
Fremont, Neb.. who with some
friends have been occupying the
Horne cottage at Rockhurst on the
Poudre the last month, came to
Greeley last week for short visit
with j. f. Fezer and family and
Rev. John A. Doane.
Some complaint Is being made by
residents along Ninth avenue that
the heavy hauling of material for the
new Normal school library building
is running that streer, which is be.
ing badly cut up. They believe that
with an occasional sprinkling the
street might be saved, and a great
deal Of later expense at repairing
avoided.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-08-23
Ault to Celebrate.

Ault is preparing for big Har-
vest Festival on Sept. 28. Last year
the hustling little city astonished
itself and the rest OF Weld county by
getting up busting big celebration
on very short notice. They gave one
of the biggest crowds ever assembled
In northern Colorado. fine time,
even If the weather was so cold that
bonfires and overcoats had to be
called into play to make the visitors
comfortable. This year the Abilities
promise to give such warm time to
visitors that net underwear will be
about the proper habit.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-08-23
Unnecessary Expense.

Acute attacks Of collie and diarr-
hoea come on without warning ana
prompt relief must be obtained.
There Is no necessity Of incurring
the expense OF physicians service
in such cases If Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
is at hand. A dose Of this remedy
will relieve the patient before a
doctor could arrive. 1t has never
been known to fail, even In the most
severe and dangerous cases and no
family should, be without 1t. For
sale by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-08-23
A cuARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruains
Piles. Druggists are authorized to re-. 70.
fund money II PAZO OINTMENT fa''s
to cure in 6 to IA days. 50c
The Greeley tribune., 1906-08-23
WalIace-Sayre.

Wickham r. Sayre and Miss Flor
ence Wallace, Both of Greeley, were
married at the Presbyterian parson-
age by Rev. r. ]. Hunter Wednes-
day morning, August %. The bride
Is the daughter OF Mr. and Mrs. G.
w. Wallace of Sl4 Sixth street and
is an accomplished musician. She
has made her home here with her
parents for IL little over year. The
groom is an employee of the Greeley
sugar factory and came here about a
year ago from San Francisco.
After short trip about the state
Mr.. and Mrs. Sayre will return tc
Greeley and make their home.