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New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

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Your logic IS 9d' shorty, says he and
- agree W.T. our sentiments. But this is a
80 - rr5ere char only an excuse. The ladies
= = ~ RockvWc.l --e getting up affair for the
.It NJ soraerl,- -r other, no one seems to know
hat and Ve put YOU down for little
- rrlncfing an- --b swinging
l45 7b-1 wire a 70 scratch the entry" saws l.
~ s,,'+ make a- orchestra circle PLAYS that |
;o3ge and s. i comes to fightin the leather
- = bunch cock millinery l renigs every
-,re III put q. 7Ni-lN Joe as . SUD- II you We
-. n have SON
pInckney Sra heau al lhaI No, says
. m tel Sal he must leave YOU off the pro-
gan Hold on. Was 1t Sadie billed me for
tbs stunt
Fe said i
Then / m o- --e lob, says L. oh, you can
- ,,or- ears IL don't care
g'T7 Nm tbar VA. that fetched me out TO Rocky
.is on Fro -ht when l had a right to be
rgrc1in' the az rry-OUts at the Marlborough
-irb instead show wasn't until Saturday
~srir' but Pin. lev said / ought to be there for
me dress rehe4--
There's orle out dozen guests there now:
g, YOU needn szlrtish, says he.
ird z dozen 60 Tar towards film up
,,.re Ike Rocst 3D. Say, if l had the price. I'd
IKE shack vra- could take care OF more or less
--r,r nv uithc-- -ertin up cot beds, but III be
7,srerai + car see The fun N runnIn free hotel
Ike that.
These a-ua-e-- shows are apt TO be pretty punk;
fr.- could SEE , barrin' myself there was fair
s-grsgation OF ear on hand. The star was a
-5r5o-eved u l9 did a barefoot speciality, re-
---a' PONIES -usic. and aCcompanyin' herself
with KIND -rlor hoochee-coochee that would
lave drawn ..ac--y houses at Coney. Then
here was q m boy who could do things to the
--sno -l-e-. led duck that could tell funny
r5-es and -h OF SIX or eight 1ikely-lookin'
laiies and GEMS who'd laid themselves out to
rance throu- -c they called q uInuet. Lastly
taere was me III Miriam.
She mas or- these limp shingle-chested girls,
N--z-u Was. Six didn't have much to say. so l
didn't take a~. ----iCl.lar notice of her. But at
.he rehe4rs next 10 the fact that she could
tease music .-- violin II great style. II was
II right i Eo- -a- Your ewes. Tor Miriam WASH
what YOU'D e 4 pastel She was built a good
deal on the hines u L-road pillar, but that didn't
tz- her t-e- -tn one of these short-sleeved,
s1uare-uec5e-. - g,rlV dresses that didn't leave
you much ~ 10 her framework
Yes N--ar -li have stood q few we'll placed
PADS She i long enough to have found that
l--. TOO bur Waz nissln ! should guess that
Miriam bad began ezhibitin her collar bones TO
society abo-- -irle poor old John I. fought the
battle OF SEES Orleans Yet when she snuggled
tie butt en- that violin down under her chin
New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

on the thing, holdin'
out me paws.
She didn't need any
more coaxin'. She
scrabbled over that
balcony rail and got
a shoulder clutch on
me that YOU couldn't
have lOOsened with a
crowbar. l gathered
in the rest of her with
my left hand and
steadied myself with
the other. Lucky she
wasn't a heavyweight,
or that pot-holder
wouldn't have stood
the strain. 1t creaked
some as we went down.
but it held together.
" Street floor, all
out!" says l, as l hit
the grass.
But that didn't even
get a wiggle out of her.
It's all over, SAYS
/. " You're rescued.
Talk about your
cling-stones! She was
it. Never a move. /
couldn't tell whether
she'd tainted, or was
too scared to let go.
But it was up to me
to do something 1
couldn't stand there
for the rest of the
night holdin' a strange
lady draped the way
she was, and it didn't
seem to be just the
right thing to sit down
to it. Besides, one of
New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

-AT Il 1 llaaA
q 1een havin a
- dopy streak I'd
A y a known some
~ tim was about
There hadn't a
ias- 5.,, happened / to on, me
igf hiTi iPTinckney blows
Fhen he studio. just
nto to..i n ike, as if he d
osill come in cause he
enls e5 the door open.
.eaiiO ..l. should have put
ISaii ieery. but It did Id
ns i'I gives him The
q FL and tells him he 5
ilI-.n hsll - ike a PINK Just
the ice ..,.s no
..s,~ are YOU or char
I'm a cinch says
Every panhand-er
J., north OF Madison
s-rsre -. knows he can
~ = me for a beer
W. VI any time he can
- .--- ne down
:. Then you'll be -i4a
aeXerClsO
aid Of a
.--se : SAYS he
Il don't to-.an
The q
POOR ! pass
Tters : TOO nlncl
.,r en- as Il is
he h unworthy aa
.ss- WINS nv
They enJoys Il
~ has q harder
New-York tribune., 1906-07-29

y # / hadn't
l,een havln a
Sonv streak I'd
: known some
thin was ABOUT
here hadn I a
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
THE SMO0T MACHINE.

A thing voters in Cache shouldn't
lose sight of Is the fact that the tri.
umph of the Smoot machine IN the
coming election means the doom OF
the Agricultural College. Journal.
Darn the machine as mach ne, but
who was II that saved the college at
two critical periods In It's history?
Members of the Smoot machine.
In the fight In the senate last year,
who saved the day? The Smoot ma
chine, as machine!
When the Salt Lake tricksters
would have had the Governor call an
extra session of the Legislature, who
prevented that? Members OF the
Smoot machine!!
In the Senate year ago, Hon.
George Barber, of this county made
such fight as 1t was possible for him
to make, but what could he do? Was
ne able to influence single one Of his
democratic colleagues? They voted
AGAINST him? Was he able to call
off the strong Democratic forces In
Salt Lake that were working against
us? No, he was not.
Who was 1t that sent a telegram
from Washington city warning repub-
llcans that legislation adverse to the
college would be against the advice Of
the party leaders? 1t was Reed
Smoot, Joseph Howell and George
Sutherland.
Whose advice was 1t that counted
with the Governor when the extra
session matter came up for his con.
sideration? That Of Joseph Howell,
a member of the Smoot machine,
who made no uncertain demands!
Darn the Smoot machine, but give
the devil his due. The election OF the
Republican ticket, machine or no
machine, in Cache this fall means
that the college has four friends 10 the
legislature. four friends in position
to do the most good for the college.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
HIGH TARIFF NECESSARY.

In speech before the House of Rep
resentatives June %, 1906, Hon. James
II. McCleary gave complete resume
of our tariff laws from 1872. BY charts
and figures he showed that tariff re-
vision as well as free trade has ever
resulted to the country's terrible dis
advantage, and he proved his case so
conclusively that none have yet at.
tempted to answer him.
Our first tariff was for the war of
1872. Despite the expense OF the war
the country had never before been in
such prosperous condition as IL was
between 1872 and 1916.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Signal Failure.

Mr.. William PattisoH, who was APP
pointed chief constable of Scarbor-
ough, England, in Ia and whose
death was lately announced, declared,
on taking up his duties, that he would
make the town so clear of crime that
he could hang up his watch on lamp.
post and II would not be molested.
The night after this boast some one
stole the post office clock.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29

In 1915 the revision idea came along,
and while Congress rightly intended TO
lower the war tariff, they lowered IL
too much and depression resulted. A
panic came and hard times lasted for
seven years
In 1924 high protective tariff was
levied and the prosperity OF the
country again went up in bounds.
In 1882 and 1888 a bill was passed
providing for gradual reduction Of
10 per cent every alternate year until
the general rate was but 20 per cent
ad valorem. Before the third rcduc-
ton had been made the panic OF 1887
resulted.
William Henry Harrison was elected
on a protection platform, and in 1912
the taritI was raised, prosperity being
the result.
The Walker tariff OF 1916 again made
a reduction, and 1857 there was another
revision downward and panic fol-
lowed Immediately.
From 1862 TO 1871 the Morrill, pro.
tective tariff was in force aud prosper
ity was again enthroned.
In 1871, ~ and 10 the cry for ''re-
duction of war taxes" resulted in a
revision and the panic OF 1873 fol-
lowed
In 1915 there was slight revision
upward, and reasonable increase in
prosperity, but in 1882 and 1888 there
was another revision, but IN this only
the wool growers suffered.
However, in 1894 the Wilson. German
tariff for revenue only" law was
placed on the books and the result was
soup houses to the limit.
In 1897 the Dingley protective tariff
law came isto eff ct and the present
Incompatible prosperity has existed
since that time,
AS the distinguished writer on
economic subjects, Mr. Francis Curtis,
well says:
"The history OF our tariff laws shows,
that In every instance, without ex-
ception, sine the foundation Of the
Government, where the existing tariff,
or any part of it has been reduced,
there have followed disastrous conse.
quences in all or part OF our in.
dustries, There has not been single
one. On the other
hand, IL can be said that in every in
stance, where the tariff has been in
creased as whole, or upon single
those industries and the
prosperity Of the country
at large have been increased, and con-
tinued so long as that higher tariff
Itself continued. This, too, can be
aid down as rule without a single
II revision results so disastrously,
what would free trade result in?
Democracy is for free trade. Why
elect representative to Congress who
IS against protection? The people can
we'll afford to let well enough alone.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29

During the past week or two THE
REPUBLICAN has been minus couple
OF printers and efforts to replace them
have been unavaiing. AS result we
have been and are handicapped in the
matter OF presenting the news.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Died in a Blizzard.

William Alexander, of Montrose,
Col, disappeared IS years ago. He was
a large land owner, and after his death
a lake was named after him The 9th
or day his skeleton was found near
the lake, with the skull OF his dog ly-
ing on his breas, bone, They had died
together In blizzard.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Want Column

WANTED.-A girl to do general
housework. Apply at No. l25 S. 2nd
East. VIC
Chickens and eggs wanted by Isaac
Smiths. Second house south OF Desc
ret Mills, Logan. VIC
First class sand delivered to any
part OF town. w. It. Brown, Ind
Phone pa. VIC
For Kentucky furnished rooms
for light house keeping good yard,
cool cellar; block east of Thatcher's
Bank. VIC
FOR RENT.-A large farm near
Logan, 500 TO 1000 acres on shares or
for money Apply to 5. j. Johnson,
West-field, Logan. VIC
DON'T YOU DO 1T, Buy land or
city property unit! you see the bar
gains l have to dispose Off. James
Milligan, Smithheld, Utah.
For Sale-A frame dwelling, A rooms
hall, closet and pantry; lot 5xlS rods,
choice location. Inquire at Dds South
lst East street or Smith Bros. Lum-
Der Co.
FOR SALE roomed house, sum-
mer kitchen, pantry, closets, and
other outside improvement. City lot,
one acre. acres irst class beet land.
Call Bell inh0ne LIB Y. VIC
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
St. Johns Church.

Morning and evening prayer will be
as usual on Sunday at IL o'clock and
1880, Children are invited to attend
Sunday school at 10 o'clock, Visitors
are always welcome at these services.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
N. E. Church.

Regular Sunday services tomorrow,
Preaching morning and evening; Sun
day school and Epworth League.
NJ. THOMAS, Pastor.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Resume Work in Mines.

The many accidents in mines in AL
parts CT the world have led an English
paper tc suggest that coal miners be
regularly trained in the work OF res
cue. Just as fire companies are or
ganized among employees, so rescue
companies, equipped with life-saving
apparatus, might be drilled to cool and
systematic work in time OF disaster.
More depends on first aid" than on
all that science and skill can do later.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29

A Washingtonian whose wife pre-
scented him with twin daughters de-
cided to name them Kate and Dupli.
cate. Several years later twins were
again born into the fam!ly-this time
boys, who were duly named Peter and
Repeater A third time this strenu-
Gus opponent of race suicide was
blessed with children twain. and this
time he firmly named the wee lads
Max and Climax.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Travelling Birds.

Sparrows, as a rule, nest anywhere,
haps as remarkable as any that can
be found. A pair of sparrows actu-
ally built a nest in the rack of train
which performed trip Of 200 or 300
miles daily; while another pair at
tached their home to busy ferry
boat. In both instances a brood was
successfully reared.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Imperial Quill.

The German empress invariably
writes with swan quill-a beautiful,
large. creamy thing, carefully select
ed and prepared. Wherever her majes-
ty goes packets of these quilts are
among her luggage, and when last
spring, during the Mediterranean
cruise, the supply failed special mes
senger was dispatched from Potsdam
- Taormina with consignment Of
these indispensable tri1es.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
She Didn't Know.

Don't yo, think" asked Mrs. Old
ccstle, that the new minister was
somewhat reconcile last Sunday" II
didn't know what 1t was at the time"
replied her hostess as she toyed with
he: diamond tudded fan, but | do re-
member that his face looked kind of
req and his eyes was sort of CLASSY.
Still, we our' 1T to be too hard on the
poor man. lie might Of taken It for the
ia grippe. Chicago Record Herald.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Not Far 10 Seek,

a mans worst enemy is often to DO
found directly under his own hat
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Perfume Cones.

NJ Deletrain. of Geneva, has com
bined certain materials, put together
in the form of a small solid cone,
which, when dissolved in petrol OF ben
zine, destroy the doors of burnt gases,
and leave an agreeable perfume be.
hind,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Build Your Financial Standing

by opening an account-even il of only
few dollars with us. Don't you
know that credit beats dollars in many
cases? And deposits here give yon
credit-more, too, for they bring you
in interest, that compounded quarter
annually Any of our officers or en-
ployees will give you more facts
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Ceylon's Pearl Fisheries.

Ceylon's Pearl Fisheries. s.
During the season OF 1906 which lasted
As days, there were 900 boats employed
In the pearl fishing industry of Ceylon,
from which the government derived
$4,000.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Alcohol from Root.

The manloc root OF Madagascar
yields as much AS 50 per cent. OF
sugar. 1t has been used extensively
for the manufacture of starch and
glucose, and several Paris distlllers
are now makir~ alcohol OF II: 220
pounds have from ten to ~
gallons of or Oh.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-09-29
Wealthy Peer.
Doctors Himself.

King Edward is largely his own
physician and happy combination Of
exercise and self-denial accounts for
the preservation of fine constitution.
Now almost an ascetic at the table, he
may say, in the words OF the late Sir
William Harcourt; 81 feel best when
l eat least" He may add his royal
testimony to that of Mr. Chamberlain
in praise of good cigar King Ed
ward is mighty cigarette smoker.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-06
ENGLISH FILTH.
Some of Their Food Factories Worse
Than Chicago.

Special Cablegram to The Star.
LONDON, August e-London, ike chi
cago is cleaning house" One OF the
causes is the report on the inspection OF
factories and workshops in 1909 The re-
mort contains a thousand or more detailed
statements as interesting as the following
IT have found a newly opened chocolate
department, the walls of which were excess
s,vely dirty. 1t is surprising how very
rarely oyeralls or head coverings are pro-
vided in fruit factories for the girls and
bows who come In their oldest and dirtiest
clothes.
II have seen the surface of the floors OF
confectionery works reduced to condition
OF sticky churned-up mud. In a margar-
inc factory the floor thickly coated
with a black greasy, sour-smelling mud
In a creamery l found dirty water and
muddy milk standing in pals on the floor
says the inspector.
The principal lady inspector says that IN
the underground labelling department or "a
world famed provision manufacturer the
only inlet for fresh air was at the yard
level at the loading hole, where cars ana
horses stood a large part or the Time
MANY impurities and a marked odor OF am
monia were noticeable. Up to then the
firm had opposed every suggestion OF i'm
movement" In a certain bakehouse in
London the presence of brush COMB
sponge ETC. on the baking table led to the
explanation when the place is cleaned
up we battle the children here"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-06
NOBEL PEACE PRIZES.
President Roosevelt and Col. Bryan
Both Possible Winners.
al Cablegram to The Star,

Special Cablegram to The Star.
STOCKHOLM August Cit was stated
unofficialIy today that President Roosevelt
is to receive the Nobel prize in recognition
of his services in ending the Japanese-Rus-
sian war The formal announcement of
the award will be made by the King Of
Sweden December 10.
Swedish papers are also discussing the
possibilities Of Col William Jennings Bryan
receiving an award of the Nobel prize in
the future because of his efforts and
speeches in favor of peace at the interpar-
liamentary congress in London. 1t Is adj
mitted that the amendments which he Of
fered have gone farther toward doing away
with the possibilities of war between the
great nations than any effort in recent
years. Some of the publica lions which take
an interest in the prize say that Mr..
Bryans amendments in favor of peace will
have a greater direct effect upon the future
of nations than Mr.. Rooseveit's gracious
actions leading up to the Russo-Japanese
settlement at Portsmouth. N. H.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-06
Bottle-Fed Trees.
the Technical World Magazine.


Science has recently learned a good deal
that was previously unknown about the an
atomy OF tree. and especially about the
circulatory system of the great plant In
order that 1t shall be healthy It is as neces-
sary for a tree TO have good circulation
as for a man. But hitherto nobody has
realized the activity of this, function In
the tree-sin activity sufficiently evidenced
by the fact that chemical substances inject
ed into cottonwoods were detected In the
sap of the topmost twigs, thirty to forty
feet above the bottle. within ten hours.
Some recent experiments at the North
Dakota experiment station have had for
their object merely the feeding of poorly
nourished young trees, which, when sup
piled with a bottle filed at frequent In
tervals. appeared to suck in sustenance at
rapid rate. So far, indeesi is this the
case that It has been found possible TO regu-
late to some extent the growth of young
trees by such means retardiEg their. devel-
opment or making it more rapid az might
be desired. 1t IL all q matter of food sup
ply. the patient under treatment showing
ready willingness to absorb extra pro-
vender and to utilize 1t In the building Of
plant tissues.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-06
Needs of Our School System.

0ssian II. Lang In the Forum.
Every month brings nearer to the rec
ognition of the need of speedy readjust-
ment of the programs of elementary and
secondary schools. A new civilization is
upon US. with problems and ideals which
could not even have been dreamed of by
the makers OF the traditional courses of
study. In the economic field especially,
changes have taken place which amount al
most to a revolution. We have seen the
apprentice system disappear. the machine
product taking the place of the product OF
the hand. The control of machinery re-
quires a knowledge and skill for which
there was no demand in the past. The
anomalous condition presenting itself U.s.
that economic life expects individuals to
possess a training for which provision
is made in the general scheme of educs-
ton. The boy leaving school at fourteen or
sixteen finding no apprentice period Of
fered him, and having obtained no train
ing directly fitting him for practical pur-
suit. must needs drift until by sheer
strength of VIII and ingenuity he hews out
for himself some definite life-work. At best
there is q tremendous waste of time and en-
ergy for want of specific direction. This
danger, added to the fact that large pro-
portion of the graduates of our schools
lack self-direction,. accounts to a consider
able extent for the vast number OF I'M
Skilled laborers which threaten the indus
trial peace of the world.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-06
Marriage Free

tIOm the new 1OTk NIobe.
The marriage customs of Chic go have
always been a subject of ridcule but
things seem to be worse In Hammond, Ind
where Justice Jordan is carrying on a
fierce competition in the marriage business
and makes a speciality of marrying clipping
couples. He has married 600 couples in
five years. but for some reason or other
there has been a falling off in 1.-THE bust
ness and the justice now announces that
he has fitted up fine bridal parlor in his
hotel at Hammond for the convenience OF
couples who visit Indiana's Gretnl Green
and that he will marry them free, chargin-
but 81 for a beautifully engraved marriage
certificate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-06
ALPINE DEATH ROLL.
Measures to Enforce Employment OF
Professional Guides.
Special Cahlegram to The Star.

Special Cahegram TO The Star.
GENEVA, August G.-The annual list of
fatalities among Alpine climbers has opened
this year with startling and omlnous sud
denness.
The Alpine clubs Of Italy and Switzerland
have taken the matter up with evident de
termination to adopt preventive measures
OF an effective and far-reaching nature.
They have ascertained that sixty per cent
OF fatal accidents on the Alps have hap
pened to climbers who have dispensed with
the assistance Of professional guides. Many
do this from motives of economy, and
many more from feeling of ambition and
pride.
The Italian and Swiss clubs aim at check
ing the annual list OF fatal ties in TWO ways.
They are moving their government for leg
isldtion prohibiting dangerous ascents IN
less made with competent profess onal
guides: and they are endeavoring to induce
the various Alpine clubs 70 issue to their
members. upon their passing examinations,
certificates Of competency IN the dangerous
pursuit OF scaling precipitous and Icy
heights
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-06
Eating and Swimming.

From the Boston Globe.
Perhaps the most reckless thing that a
swimmer can do is to enter the water soon
after a hearty meal. 1t is believed that in
the case of experienced swimmers who are
seized with cramp and drowned the great
majority have committed this indiscretion
of immersion after meal CramD is not
uncommon and usually is by no means nee
essarily the cause of drowning Ordinarily
craInp involves only one muscle or group OF
muscles. and It's effect generally is not
wholly disabling. There is, however a
form of eramp which utterly paralyzes the
dominal FORM which Is almost ent rely due
10 immersion directly after meal. An at
tack of this is very likely to result in
drowning.