The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-17
MR. DOOLEY, JR.
THE ilIiri1I:I.NCE BETWEEN \ SUBSIDY AND FAST MAJ SO
rR0IitrAIION Is TIL. DIIIitTN1F BETWEEN SIN OF
ONE AND HsiE \ DOZEN or THE OTHER.
I,hanIkattc Koastcr.)

"DooIey," said Mr.. Hennessy, "Oi
shud loikc to know tn dinerince be-
chune 1t subsidy propher, an a 'ap-
Preparation to facilitate tn mails
Phat tn divil is tn ~differince. OF asst
Iye?"
Be gobs," said MI. Dooley, IAN
its tn differince bechune six ~ wan
an a half dozen IL tn other"
An if thot is 50, thin PLAT tn divyil
messy. Some is fr tn subsidy
ishtraight out, some is FIR tn 'appro-
lpriation to facilitate tn mails an
some is fr tn domn thing. no mat
ther phat ye call il. Faith, AN it puz-
zies nae intoirely."
An shure, there is nawthin' puz-
zlin' about it." said Mr.. Doolcy. 1T
simply involves tn fundanintal prin-
ciplcS IL tn democracy We silf an me
learned Whin ne got natcnooraIized:
but there is siVeral shades iv tn mat
ther which Oi viii show We. since We
IaF-fe u blocllhead il no name ability.
oi ann a parasite, Sc know, Fl me sub
,ScrlbrIS Is all complimentary. an me
advertisements cost no more thin q
space on tn bill board. an thin. Hin
Missy, oi ncNn't SO nanny ~ them
thOt Oi am puzzled to know how To
much rcldin matther. Bein' a parry
site. 81 hey tonne to discuss tn mat
lther IL subsidies an things with We.
liiniliSSy. there ar-re two things in
his repdblic yc want 70 bear in mind.
" an Is til pa-apie an tn other amt.
In pa-apie elect min to go to tn
tiMple " ghraft am pass laws. Them
th0t ain tn pa-aple also 20 to tn.
timple in ghraft an see to it thot laws
amt past. Occasionally. tn play SIS
reversed an tn pa-aple don't want "a
law past. whole them thot ain tn
pa-ap.e do. 70 b. brief, HIinnissy. tn.
la-apie pays tn bills an tn vans
Idiot amt tn pa-aple git tn goods.
\OW rs II this subsidy mattner. there
Is SiTcrdI soiaeS to it. iOikc tn subSi-
died news. too. some IL TIL, sojd-.
af-Ee plate matthcr, commonly known
as pot metal. Tn congressman th0t
sntands up an foights fr tn plain
-ubSi4y = wan fl,t has already got
Ms SUBSIDY. lie Is tn same sort il
mon tnlt - Wui hire to si.t@nI quart
ever yure wealth. an Whin tn robbers
conc. WaI help them pat tn same III
q bag f. q part ~ il. IN cougrissmon
thol - L tn appropriation to facili-
tate tn mails is 4 differint koind IA.
an he is straight. He IS tn koin4
~ nECn thot We III hire TO ehtand
Wdlch over pure goods an when tn
Eobbhers come an told him thot Is
Shtedl tn goods Wud be q good thing
T IN country Wud tel thin To heli
themselves Thin there - another
Eolnd ~ Narminta thot shtand fr q
subsidy. q appropriation 10 facilitat.
III mails. or PLAT ever n divvil II
ishud be called, fr tn simple reason
,thot til money in it is fr tn few an
comes frrm tn mannt. Thot IS til
aplrit ~ tn Republican partly. An
tHinnissy, there IS tn comical class s.,
glntlemin who hey tn good sense !.
realize thot this goyernmint is ali r.,
ghiaft an since it IS. they sav
I ,Ionned if Qt don't git ne share ~
700, | 1 me onn district. In wan forr
10 other HinnisSy. tn takin' -. rnhIi,
money FIR private use Is 4 shteal n
Hldttnef phat Ee call it. 1t is tn diff
ieElnee bechune Democracy an Re
pupllfanlsm Civ tn pa-aple thei.
hi"heF back says tn wan. .Divvfl
UT ~ H. says tn other, take ali In