Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-05-02
AS TO HER POOR RELATIONS"
The Way the Now Aspiring Cities
Around the Bay Are Referred
To BY Her Own Citizens.
Even Proud OF the Earthquake as an
Evidence That San Francisco AL
ways Beats the World
Especial to the 'News.")

In the New San Francisco. May a.
San Francisco always was a world
heater. and the finger which she
shakes M the world today In the ma
1estlc Aesolation of her expensive
ashes. Is Just as jaunty and pointed
rs It ever was Don't tell san Fran
circan his city is dead He has on his
fighting clothes, every single one Of
him that can be found, and is going
80 hammer some lessons home to those
little poor relations. "a he calls the
other bay cities. who have assembled
for a funeral, and then begun to clam
or for the reading OF tho will.
THE GREATEST THING LEFT,
The VIII Of San Francisco is tho
greatest thing left to the town, It
declares for a now city. and declares
Che people can get along very well
without the old ore, At Niles last
night camp OF refugees who refused
dance, and gave it In the town hall
One girl would not go because she
eaid she had worn out her slippers
walking through San Francisco, and
She wouldn't get another pair because
she'd have to buy them IN Oakland.
SAN FRANCISCO FOR HER.
I'm going to get them in san Fran
CISCO she said "and MIR. Reporter
you can tell the Whipple family OF
Pennsylvania, and the Whlpplc family
Of New York. that Just wouldn't live
in their old towns even II we had an
earthquake out here every two weeks
My relations have all been telegraph
ing for us TO pack bag and baggage
and come back there, but It's California
for mine every time" The speaker
was Ineg Whipple, and she Is willing
70 have her declaration OF war sent
publicly 10 all OF her eastern relatives
VINO may happen 60 get notice Of Il.
A GREAT SPECTACLE.
The mystery Of The human heart Is
thing which refuses TO be compre-
hended. and In such crisis as this
every precedent Is being oVerrlddeu.
Walking through San Francisco with
grain merchant of last week, he pick
ed UP bricks still hot with the fire,
ana Dragged because they hadn't brok-
en- In the fall, aud showed quality,
Ihen he Dragged some more because
ran Francisco In its great tragedy as
IN It's great comedies had overreached
me world, and given It "A spectacle
which would contain n Pompeii In
corner lot and all the Roman and
Greek ruins in a single one of che so
military districts needed for the citys
death watch.
Ever and always San Francisco has
shaken a iounty finger at the world,
and now she Is very, very proud Of
the costliness Of her ashes. and the
wealth that she was able to burn up.
THE MILLIONAIRE HEIREss.
II all came easy to San Francisco.
The heiress TO millions before the fire
Il only two generations removed from
the hardy pioneer mother who baked
bread and washed clothes for an ar
gonautic father, and hence II Is no far
step for her 20 assemble cobble stones
IN the street gutter, and make a meal
OF fried meat obtained after an hours
walt In the relief line, The father ~
proud that she can do H. She is
proud that she's got to get In, Ike her
father did, and fight the fight all over
again.
THE CUTTERS FLED.
or course there are the cutters.
They ned from the city, while the
others refused to leave. and here and
there they are found lolling about
lazily in the relief camps. with large
cry for lsborers in the air and
chances all around 10 get busy. These
however, are very much the excep-