The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-14
With the Long BolD
ISIS Eye NATURES walks shoot folly as II flies I"

John D. Rockefeller Found-Argus Eyed Correspondents
Trace the Billionaire to His Uneasy Lar-Proof that
Nothing Serious Has Happened Henry Rogers Faith
se full Friend.
Ohm D. ROCKEFELLER has been found at last The
following special dispatches show how easily man is
rounded up when the public eagerly pants to know where
he is The dispatches that located him We're as follows:
Special Dispatches to The Journal
yesterday disguised in wig and pair of tan gloves At first
he not recognized but when he visited all the grocery
anty He denied his identity however, but stammered and
showed hi: guilt Ehen Questioned o. arrived her. g.
day paata family yacht Ocean Queen flying the black
is looking we'll but was FESTIVE under questioning.
didn't what did and that Rogers was moth
him. He said Miss Tarbe had honestly earned her farm
by hoped she would enjoy It, Person
ally he would not to try her He added
- Bsbee. Ariz Feb 14-John D. lot
magnate here looking the copper mines 1t
bine to down Tom During the here the agnate
reproved H H Rogers for saying hel Owners of copper
IN at his own figure when MI Rockefeller looked
the he put down this figure few notches He says
Paris France Feb 14-An elderly gentleman Of benevo
nut I'D at Quiet hotel here today it that he is
John D. Rockefeller In search of little repose Over l87
vicinity stand around the hotel in hrongs their
pencils. ,,y .uo. a,a.,;os ~
wig is here The allows particulars to be sent
This plainly shows that Rockefeller is still alive and
we'll and should remove all spprehensions Of foul play
The Lancet cuts to the quick with the information that
not only our food clothes aduteraed 1t says
that the blankets that do not keep warm at night are
adueraed that the silk which used to rustic because
of the goodness of the silk, TRUSTEES with 30 cent
of salts of used sophiscate it. Epson Salts instead
of being used for medicinal employed would
appear loading flannel The lovely table linen that once
blasted lifetme is longer the linen Of but largely
made of cotton filled with china clay starch and sz and so
on They you just much and the carefully protected
manufacturers take the proceeds .=
MANY temperance ladies in Of the small towns Of
North Dakota they pass the hotel sniff suspiciousy
wrinkle their and remark my goodness, ain that
TERRIBLE
Representative Asa W. Elson Of the Ohio legislature has
in hand bill to be introduced in few days that will
qure bachelor special tax equal to the support
of one old maid He has the details fully worked out
grasped the principle and ot of selfish old fell
E~-.,-r~: ~,
named Taggart, in Kansas City, is called 'tthe
everlasting egg man. He says:
.We going to build factory in Kansas City for the
manufacture of the fluid which invented by Abraham
White president of the American de Forrest Wireless Tee
graph company 1t will keep eggs for five years without
pairing their taste nuring them in way gallon
of the dope will pickle 100 dozen and the hen fruit will
be safe from interference the part Of the outer air
Rameses II amid the eternal slences of the pyramids We
shall build factories in Kansas City, Chicago New York and
Cincinnati. Don't laugh. It's really proposition.
Everybody wants eggs that are like Caesars wife, above
suspicion But really think going to make
mercal coup.'' .~
An egg may hang around for five years state of
pended animation and still be egg but there
uwho will prefer the simple freshness and impaired
to them on the spot by the cheerful bddy herself.
While being carried from the home of his parents which
fire. in St. Louis, Arthur Schaaes years DID, Of
1868 Arthur avenue fastened his teeth Patroman Ushers
hand, lnfcng wound which necessitated medical treat
nent. There may be distinction in being down by
automobile but will get little sympathy if he is
cowkicked babyben. Mr. Usher says that before he
tackles another baby at fire he will get hold of him
where behind the fins. -. - -"
After the recent earthquake in Kansas in Man
haitian noticed that her husband looked suspcosy
but did not say anything. Afterwards she said:
" It's the first thing that has happened at our house
since married that John ddn blame me for -
n the old days the young sports accustomed tx
writing their Valentines There is in existence still mis-
sve written by George Washington who always gal
liant. Nobody knows the addressee, but it begins:
EFE Oh ye Gods why should my Resistless Heart
Stand to oppose thy might Powerg
81 At last surrender to Cupid Feather'd Dart,
.e.%t" And now lays Bleeding every Hour. s%s"zss
George went at length in this strain, throwing in tn
agony freely showing that the rvets of the Father
Country slightly started 18th of February
long ago. These homemade valentines very differen