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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

If the franklng privilege cost the
American people $19,OOO,OO0 last year
It is time something were done to stop
the waste. This is very large sum
to pay, most Of it to allow Congress
men to foist Off on the people docu-
ments that most of them never read.
There ought to be fewer documents
and the country would profit both
from Its printing bill and It's postal
hill
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

A New York banker says there will
be terrible panic unless we hasten to
secure an elastic currency. People who
wear their money below the garter
will, however, be likely to cling to the
opinion that our currency Is elastic
enough
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24
Not Complete.

"Pshaw!" disgustedly exclaimed
Young Mrs. Mommer. This Is called
an unabridged dictionary, but it GER
tainly isn't complete"
"What's the matter with lit" de-
manded her husband, who was dandling
the baby.
"It doesn't tell me how to write DOT
sumstootsums.' "-Philadelphia Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

With a fine record in both the prize
ring and the divorce courts, Mr.. Fitz-
simmons will feel more confident than
ever that he has special gifts for the
theatrical profession.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

One British Conservative paper lays
Balfour's defeat to fear Of American
cotton manipulators. A certain section
of the English press has not yet lost
it's habit of saying: when in doubt
blame the Yankees"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

There are people Of such sweet dis
positions that they can see sermons in
stones and good in everything. An
Omaha writer rises to defend the Ben
Davis apple.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

Secretary Bonaparte is determined
to stop hazing at the naval academy.
If he succeeds in doing 1t let US hope
that he will generously place his form
ula at the disposal Of the various col
lege presidents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24
Politics..

Outsider-If your party should lose
its power and you should be thrown out
of office, would you be discouraged and
take to drink7
Politician-No, sir. I'd change my
politics.-Cleveland Leader.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

"When war comes" says William
of Germany, II will lead the army
myself" This looks like back-hand-
ed one for Nicholas Of Russia.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

When girl marries preacher, she
makes a match that pleases her mother
a great deal better than it pleases her
father.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

When Cork Remains Submerged.
Cork, though the most buoyant sub
stance, will not rise to the surface
again II sunk 200 feet below the oceans
surface, owing to the great pressure Of
the water. At any less depth it will
work it's way back to the surface.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

Insurance experts say Chicago is In
danger of being burned up again. Per-
haps they have been noticing some OF
the smoky chimneys.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24
Tint Little Word "Too.',

Nell-Oh, he's a gay Lotharlo. He
tries to firt with all the pretty girls
in our street.
Believe seen him trying to fiirt
with you, too.-Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

Mr.. Mccall says he will start anoth-
or insurance company. He has the
capital and everything but the policy
hnidera
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

DIR. Charles Eliot Norton believes
useless persons should be put to
death. Seems like a severe penalty to
pass on men for sitting around whit
Ting store boxes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

The cry of reform is too often
drowned by the vociferations OF those
who want the offices.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

The chorusless opera will doubtless
be warmly welcomed by the wives OF
Pittsburg's young captains Of indus
try,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

King Leopold has welded NOR
Fanatic wife. Leopold isn't nearly as
interesting as Pittsburg's upper crust
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

The years leave as many disngur-
ing scars on a man as wounds leave
that are received in battle.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

The advantage In so few men af-
fording hunting licenses In that the
number of liars Is decreasing.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

They are bringing out everything
they can find against the Car. he
Ia now charged with writing poetry.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

Marshall Field was not the richest
man in the United States. lie was
merely the heaviest taxpayer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

There is a great difference between
a straight stand-up fight ana cow
ardly hazing.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

While a man may be capable Of low
ing two women at time, II he Is SEN
sible he will not attempt II
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

Most men say they intend to do
lot Of things they never intend to do.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

CALDWELL ..ID IDAHO
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-24

TRIBUNE pRTo. & PUB. CO.. Ltd.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
Fable of the Two Nephews.

There was once a Rich and Stingy
old Bachelor who had Two Nephews.
And one, being Hypocrite, said in his
Heart: Cali men are Mortal, and this
One must Die sometime, although, I'M
fortunately, his Doctor understands
his Case. So l will Pretend to Love
my Uncle and Bear with him and Tend
him with Great Care and Tender AS
siduity." But the Other Nephew who
was blunt and Honest in his Feelings,
said to All Whom it Did not Concern:
why should pretend to Car or My
Uncle when l Don't and J y the
Hypocrite. He cannot bu spect
my independence the Mo" than
If | Fawned upon him."
One day the Uncle died when 1t
Suddenly occurred to him that he was
Spending too much Breath. To the
Nephew who Was a Hypocrite he left
his Fortune and to the One who Did
not Conceal his Real feeling he Left
his Regards.
Moral: Most people like to be Flat
tered because Human Nature is Built
that Way and the People who give
Real Money to Folks Who say Right
out what they Think about them are
only to be Found in Highly Moral
Story Books.-Baltimore American.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
NOTICE TO WATER USERS.

State Engineers Office, Salt Lake
City, Utah, Feb. 81, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that G. M
Hanson, whose postoffice address is
West Jordan, Utah, has made applica-
tion in accordance with the require
ments of chapter 1OS, Session Laws Of
Utah, 1905, to appropriate one-tenth
G-10) of a cubic foot per second of
water flowing from a spring near the
head of Harker's Canyon, Salt Lake
County, Utah. Said spring>is situated
at a point which bears north II degrees
10 minutes west 1880 feet distant
from the northwest corner of section
6, township 8 south, range 2 west, Salt
Lake base and meridian. Said water
will be diverted at the point where II
issues from said spring and conveyed
for distance of 900 feet and there
used from January LIST to December
31st, inclusive, of each year, for the
concentration of lead. silver, gold, cop
per and iron ores at the Rock Cabin
mine in the West Mountain mining dis
trict.
All protests against the granting of
said application stating the reasons
therefor, must be made by affidavit in
duplicate and filed in this office within
thirty 600 days after the completion
of the publication of this notice.
CALEB TANNER, State Engineer.
Date of first publication, February
gath. Date of completion of publica-
ton, March 26th.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
ASSESSMENT NO. a.
The Duckville Gun Club.

Principal place of business, SO Com
mercial block, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Notice is hereby given that at a
meeting of the directors held on the
9th day of February, 1906, an assess
ment of twenty $500 dollars per
share was levied on the capital stock
of the corporation, payable as follows:
Fifteen ($15.00) dollars payable at
once to Arthur Brown, treasurer of
said corporation, at the Commercial
National bank, in Salt Lake City,
Utah, the balance Give dolalrs) of
said assessment to be paid only after
call from the board of directors.
Any stock upon which the fifteen
dollar portion of said assessment may
remain unpaid on the tenth day OF
March, 1906, will be delinquent and
advertised for sale at public auction,
and unless payment is made before,
will be sold on the second day of
April, A. d. 1906, to pay the delinquent
assessment, together with the costs
of advertising and expenses of sale.
HARRY l.. FINCH,
Secretary.
8S Commercial Block, Salt Lake City
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
interviewing Sarah Bernhard.

Sarah Bernhardt nearly always is
ready to talk with newspaper men on
subjects which interest her, but equal
regularity refuses to discuss topics
which she dislikes. In the latter case
she male puzzling replies, forcing
the I'M -rviewer to choose another sub
ject. On one occasion a reporter was
sent to find out what colors, food and
wine she preferred, what hours she
slept and so on. The tragedienne talk
ed freely until she was asked as to
food. This was a subject too gross
for madame, who said: 81 sometimes
eat more than l do at other times. but
never less"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
BEN. DAVIES, GREATEST LIVING
TENOR, COMING.

Ben Davies, the greatest tenor of the
world at the present time, will appear
in concert in the Salt Lake Tabernacle
on March %. The concert will be CIV
en- under the auspices of the Cambrian
association which is now making ar
rangements for it. 1t will be one of
the greatest musical treats ever given
either in Salt Lake or anywhere
else The name of Ben Davies is one
to conjure by among music lovers. In
eastern cities as high as $40 a seat
was cheerfully paid to hear him. He
is a Welshman by birth, but is great
enough to be considered citizen of
the world.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
C. S. PATTERSON,
Attorney,
S7-SS Commercial Block.
SUM MONS.

In the District Court of the Third
Judicial District of the State of Utah,
County of Salt Lake.
Norma A. Kent, plaintiff VS. George
II. Kent, fendant.-Summons
The State of Utah. to the said defend
ant.
You are hereby summoned to appear
within twenty days after the service
of this summons upon you, if served
within the County in which this action
Is brought, otherwise, within thirty
days after service, and defenl the
above entitled action; and in case Of
your failure so to do, judgment will be
rendered against you according to the
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
w. r. HALL,
Attorney,
20 Latimer Block.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of John Buckley Baush, de-
ceased.
Creditors will present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at 20
Latimer Building, Salt Lake City,
Utah, on or before four months from
this date.
Date of first publication, February
"a, A. ID. 1906.
WILLIAM r. HALL,
Administrator of Estate of John
Buckley Baush. deceased.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
Moving Day.

Are you sure we brought every
thing from the house, William"
81 don't know Maria: l don't miss
anything, but feel like we had forgot.
ten something"
'Did you compare the things as the
man took them out with the list?"
Eyes, and it's all right
"Then what was it that we didn't re-
member"
Good heavens, Maria, know now
We forgot the NATURALIZATION
American.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
A. G. SUTHERLAND, Attorney,
76 West End South st.
SUMMONS.

In the District Court of the Third
Judicial District of the State of Utah,
County of Salt Lake.
Floyd II. Baysinger, Plaintiff, VS..
Mint or Mintie Baysinger, Defendant.
Summons.
The State of Utah, to the said De-
PENDANT:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pc r within twenty days after the SER
vice Of this summons upon you, II
served within the County in which this
action is brought, otherwise, within
thirty days after service, and defend
the above entitled action; and in case
of your failure SO to do, judgment will
be rendered against you according to
the demand of the complaint, which,
within ten days after service of this
summons upon you, will be filed with
the clerk of said Court.
A. G. SUTHERLAND,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
p. o. Address, rs w. End South ST.,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
J. NJ. THOMAS,
Attorney,
Eagle Block
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
SU M M ON s.

In the District Court Of the Third Ju-
dicial District of the State of Utah,
County of Salt Lake, Rosana Els
wood, plaintiff, VS.. Francis A. Els
wood, defendant. The State of Utah,
to the said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within twenty days after the service
of this summons upon you, IL served
within the county in which this action
is brought, otherwise, within thirty
days after service, and defend the
above entitled action; and in case of
your failure so to do, judgment will
be rendered against you according to
the demand of the complaint, which,
within ten days after service of this
summons upon you, will be filed with
the clerk of said court.
STEWART, STEWART e BULGE,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Ros'n1 Flswood, Plaintiff.
P. o. address 500 Mccormick Block,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24

demand of the complaint which within
ten days after the service of this sum-
mons upon you will be filed with the
Clerk of said Court.
C. S. PATTERSON,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
p. o. Address, S7-SS Commercial Blk.
25 East Second South ST., Salt Lake
City, Utah.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24
]. NJ. THOMAS,
Attorney,
Eagle Block.
SUM MONS.

In the District Court of the Third
Judicial District of the State of Utah,
County of Salt Lake.
George w. Rauch, plaintiff, VS.. Min
ME e. Rauch, defendant.-Summons
The State of Utah, to the said defend
ant:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within twenty days after the service
of this summons upon you, If served
within the county in which this action
is brought, otherwise, within thirty
days after service, and defend the
above entitled action; and in case OF
your failure s. to do, judgment will be
rendered against you according to the
demands of the complaint of which a
copy is herewith served upon you.
j. M. THOMAS,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
o.. GEORGE w. RAUCH,
Plaintiff
p. o. Address Eagle Block, Salt Lake
City, Utah.
TRUTH is legal Journal Send In
yonr Mining Notices, Assessment No
tices. and Delinquent Notices. TRUTH
Phones 1888.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-02-24

Court Room of said Court, in Salt
Lake City. Salt Lake County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said Court, with
the seal thereof affixed this goth day OF
February A. d. 1906.
(SeaD ]. U. ELDREDGE, JR,
Clerk.
BY w. H. Farnsworth,
Deputy Clerk.
S. p Armstrong, Attorney for Adm.
Stewart, Stewart & Bulge,
Attorneys,
500 Mccormick Block.
SUMMONS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16

It's pretty hard to be dishonest
and good natured at the same time.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16
Knife to Stop Criminality.

Following out the theories Of the
country's foremost physicians and the
recent rulings Of the juvenile courts,
the Pennsylvania Society to Protect
Children from Cruelty, working in
conjunction with Director Coplin, of
the Bureau of Health and Charities,
and Chief Abbot, Of the Bureau OF
Health, Philadelphia has instituted
the practice of performing operations
upon the children given into its charge,
where medical opinion is rendered
that such course is likely to prevent
a criminal career.
The first subjects Of these expert.
ments were operated on this week at
the in6rmary Of the society, which
was the first organization of it's kind
in the country to adopt this course.
In all, seven children were put under
the knife by number of the city's
most prominent surgeons, who per.
formed operations of varied natures,
from the most delicate to ones of
minor Importance, calculated to i'm.
prove the mental and moral condition
of the patients.
There were two operations on brains,
three on eyes andtwo on minor opera
tions for ervousness, and all, it is be-
lieved, will be successful.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16
VIRGINIA COLLEGE

Opens Sept q 800. One Of tbe leading eehoois
for Young Ladies In the South. New b1iiffne-i
pianos and equipment Campus Ten scresL Crsnf
for he~ifh' Fnroos~o snd sm~rseso tfnchers
tnD coorss conservasoy sdyant.s,s 10 Ar
Ma GxkzErDs HAszn BoATwuGnS. vioefrss
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16
GalveStOn'S Sea Wall

makes life now as safe in that city as
on the higher uplands. E. w. Goodloe,
who resides on Dutton St., in Waco,
Tex, needs no sea wall for safety. He
writes: II have used DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption the past five
years and it keeps me well and safe.
Before that time had cough which
for years had been growing worse. Now
it's gone" Cures chronic Coughs, La
Grippe, Group, Whooping Cough and
prevents Pneumonia. Pleasant to take.
Every bottle guaranteed at Remnants
Pharmacy. Price SOC and Sl.00. Trial
bottle free.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16
Two Irishmen, much disturbed for

Two Irishmen, much disturbed for
the future of this country, were recent
ly discussing the matter, when one of
them observed:
II tell you, Carroll, thin furriners
is gettin' an awful hold in the United
States"
"Ye say thrue," assented the second
Celt. "Why, l was readin' over the
list of min naturalized be the Circuit
Court Yesterday, an livery wan Of thin
was Turin.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16
Another Good Man Conc Wrong

He neglected to take Foley's Kidney
Cure at first signs of kidney trouble,
hoping it would wear away, and he was
soon victim Of Bright's disease.
There is danger in delay, but if Foley's
Kidney Cure is taken at once the symp-
toms wonld disappear, the kidneys are
strengthened and you are soon sound
and we'll. A. R. Bass, of Morgantown
Ind, had to get up ten or twelve times
in the night, and had severe backache
and pains in the kidneys, and was cured
by Foley's Kidney Cure. Remnants
Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16

Why does the sun burn Why does
mosquito sting? Why do we feel I'M
happy in the Good Old Summer Time !?
Answer: we don't. We use DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, and these little ills
don't bother US. Learn to look for the
name on the box to get the genuine.
Sold by Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16

The undersigned having opened a
shop at Bakerton, is now prepared TO do
all sorts OF wood and iron work, carriage
repairing, etc. have frst-class tools
and guarantee my work TO give satisfac-
tion. Prices the lowest. The public
patronage is solicited.
ALBERT RICE.
March %, 1905.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16
Cannot Count Ills Children.

A special dispatch from Roberval,
Province of Quebec. Canada, says that
though "Canucks" are noted for rails
ing large families, seldom do they
reach the record of Henri du Fion,
who lives in a small cabin on the
banks of the Little Peribonka river.
Du Fion has % or % children, and
the odd part of it is that he doesn't
know which, for q couple of years
ago several went away to seek their
fortunes and the tally stick he Kept
on the mantel fell into the fireplace
and was burned.
This tally stick was quite necessary
for Henri can neither read nor write
and his counting ends when he gets up
to Is. The priest taught him to keep
track up to that number, after which
he used the stick to record births and
other statistics Of Importance.
Henri was married when he was Is.
and year later, when the first child
was born to his wife of l6, he was
overjoyed. 1t was a great event in
his family and he sent for his own
mother, who had % healthy children.
She stayed awhile, and then the
mother of the wife appeared. Her
husband having died, she was forced
to take the younger members of her
family with her, and when she reach
ed the cabin it looked as though they
couldn't all get in. There were an
even dozen, born in as many years.
The youngest was four weeks old.
How many Rrown.ups there were in
her family no one knows. Thus it
may be seen that Henri came by lis
anti.race suicide notions legitimately.
Although Henri's family grew
yearly, he never .anlarged his one.
room.and.loft cabin. He declared
that the 1S-by.20.foot structure could
comfortably accommodate IA persons,
and when child reached the age Of
II it was time for it to 60 to work.
AS fast as one went away another was
dropped by the stork, and the average
never varied.
After the children began to leave
home it was an awful job to keep
track of them. and finally Henri gave
it up. He kept the tally stick, how.
ever, and az fast as his offspring de.
parted he cut notches in the stick.
When they came back for a visit, as
now and then one would, he rubbed
the notch Of that particular individ-
ual with charcoal.
As for names, that was an over
whelming problem. The saints were
used up after while, and Henri turn.
to the Great Lakes. He thought On
tario, Michigan, Superior and Erie
were fitting cognomens for the girls,
and forthwith applied them. His
wife wanted couple of names each
for the children, but Henri sat down
hard on that idea. He said it was
all he could do to think up one a
year.
The children began to marry while
young, and when their offspring came
they had to sleep out of doors. No
one knows how many there are all
told, but the only family reunionsare
held in the summer, owing to the Sc
verify of the climate. Both Henri
and.:his wife are in excellent health,
and there is no apparent reason why |
the supply should not keep up. Both
smoke black pipes, but neither drinks
intoxicants. They live most of the
year on potatoes, salt meat and pea
soup.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16

A world OF truth in few words ::
sNearly all other cough cures are con-
tipating, especially those containing
opiates. Kennedy's Laxative Honey
and Tar moves the bowels. Contains
no opiates" You can get it at Rein
harf's
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-08-16
StonewaII jackson

moved In . mysterious way. So do
myself. So IL you wish your shoes re-
paired, just call on me at the Weltz-
heime Building, near the Graded
hooir Cheap Repsiring-and don't
orget IL. Respectfully,
q W. ,YONTZ.