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The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

biggest bargain of any man who's
bought a COW this year, let him haze
her for $40"
"EIe was Ounce to pay you half
that" replied Mrs. Bowser as she step
ped out TO get a better view Of the
animal
Had Refused Good ORer.
81 could nave sold her for $50 last
week"
"Then some one must have wanted
to start bone yard pretty bad. Look
at the condition she's IN That cow
won't give two quarts Of milk day.
You'd better drive her right down 10
the river and dump her In
but don't take that COW on her
looks, ma'am," protested the man.
"She had twin calves, aud she's lost
'en both within month. She's grlev-
Ing for them aud has lost her appe-
tlte. Give her little show to get her
spirits back, and IL she doesn't fill a
pail twice a day dOpt know anything
about cows. I'll drive her around and
put her IN the shed, and when Mr..
Bowser comes he'll explain every
thing"
1t had been long years since Mr..
Bpwser had mentioned the name COW,
and he had gone and invested in a
skeleton without hint of his inter-
tons. Mrs. Bowser was thoroughly
put out, but as she could not handy
words with the COW dealer she retired
into the house and left him TO put the
animal in the she'd AS soon as he
had done so he got out Of the nelghbor-
hood as fast ms he could. Ten minutes
after the mans coat tails had dlsap-
reared Mr.. Bowser came home Ito
had meant TO break the news himself
and In his own way, but he saw that
1t was too late.
"Well, what do you think OF the In
vestmenty" he carelessly asked as he
hung up his hat
II think you might have got a bundle
of bones at the slaughter house for a
good deal less money" replied Mrs.
Bowser
Now then, my dear, wait until you
have heard the whole story. When |
started for the office this morning !
had no more thought OF buying COW
than ! had Of jumping down a well.
At the office found Professor Dug
gan, the germ and microbe expert.
Knowing how interested | am In such
matters, he had called 20 give me the
results OF some recent experiments.
How many bacteria do YOU suppose
he found IN pound Of butter bought
at a grocery
"Not single one"
lover million. my dear woman,
and every one OF them capable Of
starting a case of typhoid fever. How
many germs do you guess he found In
4 quart OF milk =
81 don't care how many he found.
Your bacteria and germs and microbes
are all nonsense. No one ever heard OF
such things until few years ago.
Don't he q donkey, Mrs, Rowser.
Nine.tenths Of the sickness and death
OF today are caused by those very
things. II you want to run the risk.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
DEFEND STANFORD WHITE
Famous Painter Comes From London To
Take FTend's Pat.

London. Ana. I. Before leaving
Loadon wiIhsm Chase. who sailed
Tor New York today, declared that
apnn shis arrival in America he would
takamme public action In defense of
tire late Stanford White, who was re-
Gently hsurdsred by Harry Thaw
Chase, who Is q well known painter,
rss close friend OF the dead archi-
"a. and says that there IL no foun-
goR for the stories attacking
1ffeE character. which have been
widely circulated by the yellow
Pa lust what action shall be taxi
''indeltnse 81 Whites memory will
scidta alta conference OF leading
ifptoH architects and artists to
held shortly after chases arrival
New York.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
"~,. .,4.-. .t.,.,.uaaz- =.
Nh. BoWSeF
Buns a Cow
He Expects to Save Money on
Milk and Butter and to
Avoid Sickness.
DISAPPOINTED IN BEAST
Mrs. Bowser Foxes Fun at Him, and
He Meets Unpleasant Fate In
His Own Milkey,
DISAPPOINTED IN BEAST

[copyrisht, iads. by C. Esstmsntl
A T 4 o'clock the other afternoon
~ man leading a COW stopped
"A In front Of the Bowsor resi-
dence, and the man turned In
at the gate ana rang the doorbcll.
Mrs Bowser happened 70 he conyen-
Ienuy handy and she answered It,
81 suppose you want this COW around
m the alley shed2" queried the man as
she appeared
what COW, and what have ! 10 do
with IT,
THAT COW ont In the street sold
her to your husband about an hour
ago II your name Ia Bowser'
"There must be some mistake, What
sort Of looking man Is my husband"
Hes what they call one story man
short and fat and bnldheadcd. oh,
there's no mistake about Il. He wrote
his name and number down on this
slip of paper, as you see, He's got the
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
Hints IN Houseworkcr.

Nothing Is more important to the
hard. working housekceper than TO
keep her liverSproperly working; 9th
erwisc, that pale, sallow look and
tired feeling will make her LOOK and
feel as sAck as dog Nothing will
keep youIup to the mark without in
lurlous stimulation, so we'll as Or,
Caldwell's 0aXative) Syrup Pepsin.
lt'.is q pure liver tonic--a cure for
constipation, blliousuess and indi~
gestion. Sold by E. X. Roach Drug
Co, at soc and Sl.00.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
THIRD ANNIVERSARY
Pope plous Celebrated His Election To
That Place.

Rome, Aug. Pope Plus this
morning received the college Of car
diuals in toIlectivo audience, today
being the third anniversary Of the
election Of the pope A congratua-
tory address was read by Cardinal
oreslia. Messages of eongratulatiou
were received at the Vatican from
several European monarchs and
church dignltaries. A popular holi-
day has been declared In many cities
throughout italy
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
REAR ADMIRAL DEAD
Chas. j. Train Of Pacific Squadron Passes
AWU at ChsfuU, China.

Cheeloo, China, Aug, 4--The sick
ness OF Rear admiral Chas J. Train,
commander in chief OF the United
States flagship, and which developed
into urenria here yesterday, began
July 20. He was confined to his bed.
but illness was not considered serious
until yesterday The body will prob
ably be taken on board flagship
ohio tomorrow, and battleship will
proceed to Yokohama.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
Executors Notice.

Notice is hereby given that all per
sons having claims against the estate
of William Giles, deceased, are re-
quired to present the same to the UNI
dersigned executor for allowance
within the time required by law Let
tiers testamentary were originally
granted to the undersigned by the
county court Of Potter county, July
10th, 1905. My postotfice address is
Amarillo, Texas.
This August 9Th, 1906
HENRY GILES,
Executor Estate OF William Giles
Deceased.
j, n. BROWNING,
Attorney for Executor TAX
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
rexas Ilnplist COMMUNICATING.

Italy Tex. Aug "A great Bap-
tist camp meeting commenced today
In tho recently erected tabernacle at
Bee Creek, TEN miles west Of hero IT.
Ia expected that the meeting will at
tract hundreds Of Baptists from all
over the state. The Rev A. D..
Brooks OF Milford is in charge.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

rortlsnd. Ne, Aug. i.--The Brit
Ish cohsul st Boston has ordered an
Investigation OF the alleged treatment
Al Lord sholto Douglas during his
detention by the Portland police. The
INQUIRY relates chiefly 10 the use OF
hfanaclss after he had furnished what
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

against tho strike orders. The Gem
trail committee of the railroad mems
unions has not yet, SO far AZ known,
issued formal orders TO strike. II the
train service is not brought to a
standstill the collapse Of the strike
movement IL inevitable.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
ORDERS INVESTIGATION
British Consul at Boston Much Dissatisfied With
Treatment Of Officers, /,

seemed TO the British vice consG sm-
pie proof of his identity. The mana
cles wero worn all night, and left
painful bruises, Douglas says he will
be satisfied with verdict of apollo
gies from the sheriff and police He
was mistaken by the police for an al
legged bigamist wanted in the South.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
LANO DRAWINGS
wyoming Real Estate Lottery Began Today
arLsndgL

q shoshope, wyo., Aug. i.--The
drawings for land IN the shoshone
reservation .Jsaan at I.aHder today.
Practically all OF those registered
Mil receive claims, as the number
"a much smaller than expected The
entries will be received at the land
office hcre instead OF az Lander, rs
cfieinaTIy announced, beginning Au-
gust l6lI
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

Lander. wyo., Aag. t.-+Hans Ber-
Iin of Laramie, Wyo.. drew No, I
here this morning In the shosohue
anr.reaaryatIon homestead lot
terry Tho drawing Of names began
ast : a, m, and is proceeding rapidly.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
FAMOUS BEAU DEAD
\
WsHt EoHWn EsnIuckIan, Lives To Ripe
Old Age Of 81,

LouiSvills, KY, Aug. i--Colonel
Cuthert Bullitt. ono Of the best
known Sentuckians died here today
age nine y seven Ho was appointed
collector Of customs at Now Orleans
by presidtut Lincoln, and afterwards
held other federal appointments. lie
was famcbie bean.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

rof Tyler 81 Amherst college said
'''''ss--ltfy A man can live comforta-
without brains no man ever ex-
without digestive system.
dyipeptic has neither faith,
nse or charity Day BY day peo-
we realize the Importance OF caring
fef theif digestion realize the need
u The use Of = little corrective after
overeAtlss A corrective like Kodcl
tor DyeDtpsia II disests what you
tst Sold by Thompson & Bro.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

II you want to buy or exchange
property, . Daily Panhandle want ad
will do II for you,
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

Full Associated Press reports sup
s,4menttd w special Texas ssryice.
II Daily Pnahandls,
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
srttIcl Ne. nnTvHcr.

That settled Mrs Bowser. They
went down TO dinner at the ringing OF
the bell, but neither spoke during the
meal When Il was ended Mr.. Bowser
went upstairs and slipped on an old
coat. and then, coming down, he took
Tin pail from the kitchen and went
out to milk the new COW. She was eE-
pectlng him. He fetched n pail OF wa
ter and some hay from a barn across
the alley, and before proceeding TO
milk he looked her over She looked
old and decrept She looked mourn
full and disconsolate. The thought came
stealing DER him that he had been
done up. but he shut his lips and forced
1t back. Never In this living world
would he admit the fact TO Mrs. Bow
ser after what she had said.
BY and by Mr., Bowser sat down to
milk. lie sat down on the wrong side,
but In this case it made no difference.
There was less than put Of milk in
the uddcr aud the cow had made up
her mind not TO part with that without
struggle. As te mixer began TO
hunt for milk the animal drew long
breath and threw all her strength into
one kick. aud as Mr.. Bowser went over
backward she took advantage Of "the
open door and got into the alley and
disappeared
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07

then ca ahead bntlw want no microbes
in mine The professor estimated that
with av N orr own wo would both
liy"u.. wears longer"
"h9l he probably got so Of tho
money"
"Mrs RoWsor don't go too FIR" eau.
toned Mr.. Rovser ne he flushed MP.
mo living man or woman can iWpugn
the honesty OF Professor puggsn ~
was hls friendship for mo that brought
him 10 tho office. He IN not a man 10
stand by and see friend NJ his swal.
low microbes by the cart load"
Mrs Bowsor had nothing 10 shy In re-.
ply and after gazing AZ the COW shed
from n back window for two or three
minutes Mr. Bowser continues
"Of course was chiefly actuated by
the question Of health, hut there Is an
other side 10 H. What do You suppose
our milk and butter have cost MS the
last year milk and butter fun Of bac-
toria and nlcrobCsY
81 have no Interest IN the matter
You have bought n COW aud arc going
to do great things with her.
He glared at her but hung on N him
self. He wanted 10 straighton the cow
question out before picking mp any side
Issues.
save money and Health.
81 have figured II up, and We shall
save something Ike n hundred dollars
a year not a microbe, not bncterlum,
not germ, and clean saving Of a
hundred dollars. don't see why you
need feel put out about II, Name me q
man who could have done better thing
all around
"How can we make butter out of two
or three quarts Of milk dayW de-
mandod Mrs Rowser Ms she arose.
1.-TWO or three quarts Of milk day!
why. woman, your head must have
got screwed on the wrong way, There
will be- an Of ten quarts at a milking
We shall use about two quarts a day,
and the rest will 60 into butter and
cheese. Yes, forgot about the cheese
We will make our own and have Il
every day"
"You can't squeeze four quarts n day
out Of that bundle Of bones, md there
won't he cream enough for the cat.
MFR. Bowser, you have been hocused
again done up, made guy Of That
COW is 50 old that she has both front
feet in the grave"
woman, ! deny III" he shouted at
the top OF his voice, breaking loose at
last II wanted a COW TO save both
our lives and TO make a profit Of 500
year. Because you didn't think Of it
first you are mad and jealous. II
won't do you any good. Tho COW has
been bought and paid for. Here she
will remain, II you don't want any
of the milk, butter and cheese, you can
eat raw turnips'
Settled Mrs IOvvHpr,
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
Scene In the shed.

After three-quarters Of an hour had
passed Mrs. Bowser suolled across the
back yard to see what had happened.
The COW shed was as quiet MS a
grave. She looked in to find the cow
gone and Mr. Bowser lying there as II
sweetly sleeping The hostler from the
barn joined her and after a look he
said
"He was kicked in the stomach,
maam, and IS waiting to get his sec
ond wind Shall run after the cow
mo. If she returns chase her away"
Ten minutes later, rs the camphor
bottle was held TO Mr.. Bowser's nose,
lie opened his eyes and family inquir-
ed where he was.
'Tn your own milkery and cheesery
and safe from germs and microbes and
bacteria" softly replied Mrs Bowser
and he heaved great sigh of content
ment as he dropped his head back on
the hay. NJ. QUAD.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
Holiday Displays.

Among the many beautiful
holiday displays of this year were
some that deserve special mention
Phil Eisenkramer, of the Peoples
Meat Market, had one that at
tracted many people. Some very
excellent butchers work was
done in preparing several fine
beeves for display. The whole
shop was trimmed up for the oc
casion and Phil put in his time
handing out presents to his many
callers.
The Emry Shoe and Clothing
Company had one of the most
attractive windows in town and it
is safe to say that no one passed
without stopping to take look
in.
Pete Curtis made a display of
cut glass and hand painted
china that created hole in sew
eral pocket books before closing
time the Oath.
H. +. Maxville made a leader
of his talking machines and sold
number besides keeping crowd
amused with music and songs.
The Stockham Bros. store was
thronged as was to be expected
from their heavy advertising and
his very beautiful windows. The
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
You will Want Some
Shade Trees that are Hardy and
Ornamental for Garden and

Shade Trees that are Hardy and
Ornamental for Garden and
Street planting.
Wiers Cut Leaf Maple. a very
beautiful variety of the Maple,
foliage scarlet and orange in
Autumn
Hicks Mulberry, handsome and
rapid grower, fruit large and
good.
Sugar Maple, a fair grower.
Linden, Lin or Eastwood, a fine,
hardy aud rapid growing tree,
blooms in June.
North Carolina Poplar. always re-
liable for its quick growth and
clean, large leaves.
Also the following varieties of
nut bearing trees:
Princess Almond, soft shell, thrives
wherever peaches can be grown.
japanese Walnut, similar to Eng
lish walnut but much hand
somer tree.
Pecan Trees. budded from best
known varieties.
All of these varieties. with a
large line of beautiful everbloom.
ing roses. that will all bloom first
season. Peonias and other hardy
shubbery will be offered tor sale
in Paonia April /, 1907, by A. w
CARR.
You can leave orders now or
any time during the winter with
Mr.. Geo. Graham, of Paonia.
A w. CARR. Delta, Colo.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
Christmas and New Years Rates.

The Annual Holiday Rates for
Christmas and New Year will be
placed on sale December %. %.
"a, %, 80 and 81, 1906, and Jan
uary lst, 1907. On these dates
tickets at one fare for the round
trip will be sold between all
points on The Denver & Rio
Grande Railroad in Colorado
and New Mexico. Addi-
tional date from all stations De-
cember 26th to Denver only at
same rate. Tickets will be linn
tied for final return to January 4th,
1907.
For information as to rates,
train service, etc, see the Rio
Grande agent.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
Tropic Ditch Meeting.

Notice is hereby given that the
annual meeting of the stockhold-
ers of the Tropic Ditch Company
will be held at Bruce's hall,
Paonia, Colo, January 14th, at =
p, m, 1907, for the purpose of
electing officers for the ensuing
year and transacting any other
business that may come before the
meeting. WELDON HAMMOND,
Secretary.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28

East Minnesota Reservoir site in Gum
nison county. colorado, held by an original
location and subsequent construction for the
purpose OF satisfying and paying said
widows allowance and any auowa ance> thar
may he made for the care. support and
education Of said minor heirs.
And ii now appearing to the Court from
said petition that proper and legal grounds
exist for the sale ofall or portion OF said real
estate,
Court that Myra j. Sims, Ethel F. Under
wood, Lyle A. Sims, Hazel Z. Sims, Marie l.
Sims. Isabel II. Sims, Irving Z. Sims and
W. II. Burnett, Guardian ad Item TO Lyle
A. Sims, Hazel T. Sims Marie l. Sims,
Isabel X. Sims and Irving F. Sims, minors,
of said estate, or any part thereof, or heirs of
said decedent, be and appear before said
Court at the Court room of said court,
in the town of Delta, County and
January, A. u. 1907. at the hour of II
O'Clock in the forenoon of said day,
then and there to show cause, ifany there be,
why an order should not be made directing
the said Ethel f, Underw ood to sell the whole
or so much of said real estate may be
necessary for the purposes specified In said
IT is FURTHER ORDERED that this
order be published for at least four successive
weeks In the Paonta Newspaper, a weekly
public newspaper published in said County.
IT, is FURTHER ORDERED that W. H.
is hereby appointed as guardian ad ltem for
Lyle A. Sims, Hazel L. Sims, Marie |. Sims,
Isabel Il. Sims, and Irving +. Sims, minors
to represent said minors at said hearing. BY
the Court.
FRED n. DICKERSoN, Judge.
First publication November 40. 1900.
Last publication December rs, 1906
The newspaper., 1906-12-28

management understands how to
go after trade.
We mentioned the L. E. Steph.
ems display last week, and may
omit it in this.
There were Others no doubt
that deserve mention but the ones
named were these that attracted
our attention.
A splendid holiday trade is
reported by all. thus proving that
times are good and the people
prosperous. May the coming
year be as good and no one will
have cause for complaint.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
Shakespeare's Early Life and Education.
RY MISS KArHARINE MOTION.

BY MISS KATHARINE NORTON.
Had Shakespeare left an autobi-
ography we would consider it one Of
our greatest literary treasures. AS
it is, we are dependent upon a few
names and dates found in business
accounts or legal documents, and
also upon fancy to fill up the mea-
teresting life.
William Shakespeare was born in
Stratford on Avon, April %, 1864.
His father, John Shakespeare, was
a glover, wool dealer, and yoeman,
who distinguished himself in STRAIT
ford as alderman and bailiff.
His mother, Mary Arden, was
brought up on n landed estate; and
besides inheriting from her the finer
qualities OF his mind, the future poet
probably learned under her influence
to appreciate the exceeding beauty
of gentle and tender womanhood. W
His education was received In the
free school ofStratford, and included,
besides the elementary branches of
English, the rudiments of classical
learning. His acquisitive powers
were extraordinary; and, as is evil
dent from his works, this elementary
training, which appears so made
quate, was afterwards increased by
rich stores of learning and wisdom.
When Shakespeare was nearly
fourteen his father was on the verge
of ruin, mortgaging his wife's prop
erty, Obliged to remove from mu
nicipal offices and to remove his son
from school to assist him In his busi-
ness.
william applied himself to 1t as
well as he could. not without some
frolIcs and scrapes; ii we are to be
lieve tradition he was one of the
thirsty souls of the place. One.
they say. having been beaten at
Bideford In one Of these ale-bouts, he
returned staggering from the fight,
or rather could not return, and
passed the night with his comrades
under an apple tree by the road
side.
without doubt he had already
begun to write verses. to rove about
like genuine poet. taking part In
the noisy rustic feasts, the gay al
legorical pastorals. the rich and
bold outbreaks of pagan an poetical
life, as It was then to be found in an
English village.
or Shakespeare all came from his
soul and his genius. circumstances
and the externals contributed but
slightly to his development. In all
respects his life was common place:
it's Irregularities, troubles, passions,
successes. were on the whole, such
as we meet with every where else.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
Ho! for The Lilylands.

will sell eleven acres choice
level fruit land one half in bear
ing Elberta peach orchard for
5000 per acre on easy terms.
Four miles from Paonia. Water
right alone is worth S1,500. One
mile from Midway school house.
Owner is going to the Lilylands
where he can secure 800 acres of
Colorado fruit land from Uncle
Sam at Sl.25 per acre and a
water right for S25 per acre.
|. d. MCFADDEN.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28

miles from Paonia near railroad
switch for $11, 900. New dwelling
house. Sixty acres best fruit land
in the valley. Abundance of
water in Paonia ditch. 20 acres of
young orchard. This land prop
erly cared for will quadruple
in value within six years besides
netting the fortunate buyer so per
cent per annum on his investment.
Land no better than this pro
duced last year one thousand
dollars worth of apples per acre.
Easy terms. 7. d. McFAnDFN.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28

Delightful Treatment.-1 used
Marshall Choate Crouch at my
Chautauqua at Mountain Lake
Park. Maryland. for his lecture
on The Simple Life" | was
more than delighted with the orig
inal conception OF the lecture
and the delightful treatment
which he gave the theme. He
left his auditors infinitely better
than he found them and opened
the way to an outlook IN new
direction. There was enough
clever wit to spice the wholesome
truths which followed fast, one
upon another. 1t is lecture for
the times and is needed. He
ought to be heard everywhere
w. l.. Davidson, Washington, ID.
c.
At the M. +. Church, JAM. 10Th.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
Do You Want a Home?

Then see l. D. McFadden at
once and buy one of those choice
fruit farms with plenty of water
which he is selling to good work
ers who have nothing but their
labor to invest. Low prices, easy
terms and no cash required at
time of purchase.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
DR.. E. G.. Powers,
DENTIST.

First dooreast OF postoffice, Paonia.
All work guaranteed first
class and satisfactory.
CROWN aND BRIDGE WORK A SPECIALITY
Office Phone 43, Residence Phone A.
Office II ours S to l . a. IN. l to 5 p. m.
The best and safest anesthetics
used in extraction of teeth, making
that operation one not to be dreaded.
The newspaper., 1906-12-28
Here Is Your Opportunity.

Take some of your money
which is now making you less
than 10 per cent, and invest in
the best security on earth North
Fork orchard.
l can sell you 100 acres of
choice bottom land only three
The newspaper., 1906-12-28

AT the Peoples Meat Market
you will be able to get the most
delicious maple sugar and Canada
maple sap. Give it a trial and
be convinced.
PHIL EISENKRAMER, PRoP.