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The Florida agriculturist., 1906-08-08

through one single day and see what
think of day like this, for example?
And let me say that this sample day
may be duplicated in the experience
of hundreds scattered up and down
the land.
At five clock the man of the house
rubs his eyes open. A voice at his
side dreamily asks, Wasn't that our
ring?" Scrambling out of bed, he finds
that the man at the other end of the
telephone line wants to know if
he will send one of the children up
the road half a mile or so to tell
John Smith that threshers will be at
his house to dinner that day. Of
course he will do it. Nothing like
the telephone to save work-for the
other fellowl Out tumbles the little
chap not without some kicks at this
errand through the early morning fog
Hard to see where he is to get any
thing out of this trip before breakfast.
and goes out to milk, while his wife
gets breakfast.
The air is fine this morning. 1t
braces the farmer for the work of the
the phone and comes back from doing
the chores feeling fne-appetite good.
Wife has meal fit for king on the
table. Everyone is well and happy.
The day promises we'll The porkers
are fed, the calves given their morning
meal, the cows turned away to pasture,
and now the churning is to be done
The big boy goes away with the team
to work. On the stone-boat he has
the plow with which he is to turn
over piece of new ground this
forenoon. The farmer is whirling the
churn under the back porch in the
shadow of the old apple tree, when
suddenly he has vision that brings
him to his feet. Up in the field he
sees the horses that went out half
an hour ago in charge of his son, a
most trusty boy, galloping at the top
of their speed down through the pas
ture No man is in sight The stone
boat is fairly bobbing up and down
behind the flying team. Soon the
whfiletree gives way and the boat
is left behind. The team rushes
straight for a rail fence. A moment
more and there is a smash-up. The
horses disappear. One is down on
one side of the fence The other on
the other side By this time the driv-
er comes running into sight. The
farmer drops everything and hurries
up to help disentangle the team. He
expects to find both horses badly hurt,
and is relieved when he finds that
luckily neither the boy nor the team
is the worse for the runaway. 1t ap
pears that the boy standing on the
back end of the boat slipped and lost
his place. The movement scared the
horses and they began to run. The
bow lost his hold on the relns and
away the team went. SO the mono
tony of this forenoon is broken.
Another day the scene is changed,
and the farmer with his son is backing
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-08-08

ADVERTISING RATES.
Rates for advertising furnished applica-
tion by letter or in person.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
What the Market Affords

Smells, Is cents a pound; extra size,
20 cents.
Halibut, Is cents a pound.
Cod, 20 cents a pound. .E
Celery, 10 cents stalk, Is and 25
cents a bunch. rs 5'#
Parsley, 4 cents bunch, three for
10 cents. =. j. s vi ta
Bar le due, rs cents a jar.
/ Dresden cooks. have delicious way
of stnffng large smelts. The fish are
cleaned, dried and boned. Stuff with
a forcement Of bread crumbs, butter
and chopped oysters, seasoned to taste.
Put in a dish, cover with some chopped
onion, the Juice Of a lemon, one-half
pint of milk or white stock and an
ounce of butter. II. Bake for half, an
hour. Serve with border Of parsley
and more sauce made Of flour, butter,
milk or stock. ts .z
/ A luncheon timbale, recommended
by Good housekeeping, is as follows:
Press three-fourths of cup of boiled
beans thru colander. Add an equal
amount of grated cheese, a pinch Of
paprika and one fourth teaspoon Of
salt. Beat the whites and yolks Of
four eggs separately, add the yolks to
the bean and cheese mixture with half
a cup Of milk and beat lightly. Cut in
the beaten whites Of the eggs and fill
well-buttered gem pans three-fourths
full. Bake until brown and serve with
a drawn butter sauce, to which has
been added little chopped parsley.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20

Miss. -Genevieve Walston's 81 home ION
Blalsdell avenue was the sscene Of.
prsr1 pers da IN to Party by the
last evening. About sixty young peo-
pie danced. The rooms, were bright
with Christmas green's and red roses
and the brown and silver of the soror-
:itY colors. Messrs. and Mines. C. Il.
bartholomew, David Gamble, Z A. 81.
jerks and George Harrison .chaperoned
the party.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
Is Disease a Crime :?

!. Notvery long ago, q popular magazine
published an editorial article in which
the writer asserted, In substance, that all
disease should DO regarded as criminal
and suffering Of mankind is due to the
violation of certain of Natures laws
But to say that. oil sickness should be
regarded as criminal, must appeal to
every reasonable individual as radically
wrong. @ 3*
4 It: would be harsh, unsympathetic,
cruel, yes criminal, to condemn the poor,
under the heavy load Of household cares
and burdens, and suffers from weak
5nesses, various displacements of pelvic
organs and other arrangements peculiar
to her sex. ESQ
FREQUENT bearing Of children. with its ex-
adtnf npon as system 9 coupled
large family. is often the cause OF weak
nesses, arrangements and debility which are
aggravated by the many household cares.
and the hard, and never-ending work which
the mother Is called upon to perform. DR..
Pierce. the maker Of that world famed rem
edy for woman's peculiar weaknesses and
that one Of the greatest obstacles to the cure
OF this class Of maladies is the fact that the
poor, over-worked housewife can not get the
ana labor 10 enable her to secure from the the
,use OF his 8 Prescriptio = its full benefits It
Is matter OF frequent experience. he says,
In his extensive practice in these cases, to
meet With those ii which his treatment fails
by reason OF the PATIENTS inability to abstain
from hard work long enough to be cured
With those suffering from prolapsus ante
version and .retroverston Of the uterus or
other displacement Of the woman1y organs,
1T Is very necessary that. In addition to TAX
Ing his Fayorite Prescriptton /" they abstain
from being very much. or for long periods, On
their feet. All heavy lifting or strsining Of
any kind should ALSO be avoided. AS much
out door air as possible, with moderate, light
exercise IS also very important Let the
patient observe these rules and the Favor
lite Presentation !" will do the rest
Dr.. Pierce's NJ edical Adviser is sent tree
on receipt Of stamps to pay expense Of
mailing o1.lN Eelld to Dr.. r. v. Pierce.
Buffalo, n: Y, Il one cent stamps for pa
per-coyered, or 81 stamps for cloth-bonnd.
II sick consult the Doctor, free Of charge
by letter. All such communities are
held sacredly confidential. ca
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets inviRorates
and Segnlate stomach. liver and bowels
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20

Falcon Pancake Flour is found at
most all grocery stores. Whyg
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
RESTLESS NicHTs
OPEN EVENINGS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.

Are due to an exhausted, turbulent con-
!dition of the nervous system. Your sleep
will be sound and refreshing II you WIN
take one OF Dr.. Miles Anti-Pain PMS
on going to bed or when you awaken IN
the night. They soothe the nerves and
.sleap quickly follows. They are perfectly
harmless IL taken as directed. Sold sby
straEefsts. IS doses 25c Never sold irs bsiik.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20

Miss Edith Moore leaves this even
ing for Moline, ILL.,, to be present, at
the. debutante reception of Miss Mar.
lorle Allen at Allendale, which will abe
and Miss Allen were Both Smith. col
lege girls and Miss Allen was in Mime
apolis at Miss Moore's debut a month
ago. Miss Moore will return Monday.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
PERSONAL AND SOCIAL.

Mrs. W. D. Butterfeld, 10 Ninth street S, will
return home from Asbury hospital Saturday.
The Ideal Euchre club will meet tomorrow
afternoon with Mrs. Ina Johnston, HOB Nc
oilet avenue. b 49,
George and Harry Piper returned yesterday
morning from school at Laurenceville, N. T., for
the holidays. 9;5tE9s sst5ts 49, n
: Myrtle Rebecca lodgeSawill serve supper
tomorrow evening lat 800 Nicollet avenue from
to 6 O'clock S ss$ 81 ~ z.
i, A New. England dinneraWil be served Satur-
day evening by tile Good Templars in McElroy
hall from ) to 8 o'clocks "a Ei5%, -
! Mrs Mrs S Samuel 2 West left this morning for
KeVestoke,f B. .C., to join Mr.. West, who has
decided to make his home there. Is5g-s11
Bridal Veil lodge. No.,.s. D. Of H, will give
a card party tomorrow afternoon at the home OF
Mrs. McQuarrie, 913 Eighteenth aud one-half
avenue Me-. 4s5iF @ sltz .45 a. @ Tgzg-
Minneapolis people at New York hotels are as
follows: Raleigh, NJ. Joseph; Breslin. G. D..
Graves: Herald Square, Mrs n. b. Williams;
Empire, L. L. Hays r. W. Stoddard a5s
The Home Dramatic club last night held a
rehearsal Of Apartments to Let" William Gil.
lette's four-act comedy; Charles NJ Holt, the
director. is putting the club in form for, the
production Of which is to take place Thursday
evening, Dec. Fl, in. johnson School Of Music.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
kindergarten Celebrations.

kindergarten Celebrations.
The children of Hope kindergarten
had their Christmas party today in the
chapel auditorium. The big Christmas
tree was gay with daisy chains and
Christmas bells and laden with the
gifts the children had made for their
parents. For weeks the busy little
fingers have been FASTING and paint
ing. making sachets, shaving balls,
bookmarks and any number of other
pretty and useful trifles, and today the
makers proudly presented them to their
friends. Christmas carols and games
made delightful program and after
the gifts had been distributed there
was a lunch for babies and mothers,
arranged by the women of Westminster
church. Mrs. Shryock, the director,
was aided by group OF young women
assistants. HE'D.
.$4 The Riverside kindergarten Christ.
mas party will be given tomorrow at
10 am, in the Riverside chapel. The
little people Of the kindergarten will
have their fathers and mothers as
guests. About 100 will be present. and
after program of Christmas. songs
and games, the gifts will be taken
from the tree and a lunch will be
served n af sys- III IA e.,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
A Christmas Program

Tuesday afternoon the members Of
the Pathfnders' club were entertained
by Miss Louise Kendall, leader Of the
club, at the residence, Of Mrs. M. j.
Mallon, 1886 Pillsbury avenue. The
club is studying Germany this year and
Miss Kendall gave an interesting talk
on Germany and its Christmas celebra-
tions. A delightful musical program
was given by Misses Paulson and
Greaves. The rooms were decorated in
Christmas green's and German refresh
ments were served. Twenty-six Of the
club members were present.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
J CLUB NorEs

Mrs D. G. Mcmillan, president Of the Rim
nesota branch of the Sunshine society, will
speak Of the work of the society at a meeting
ing tomorrow afternoon with Mrs. Josiah Hart
zell. 70 Arthur avenue. sl 'I7.f'1.5
The recently organized reading club met this
week with Miss Grace Stilwell at her home on
Park avenue. and Miss Frances Neyin gave a
reading Of Stephen Phillips .'Herod.'' At the
next meeting. Jan. 8. at the home Of Mrs.
Frederick Curtis, Stevens avenue Miss Nevkl
will read THE Fires OF st. John =.
! George 3: Silloway read program, 'sHold-
Ing and Helping the Boys before the Graded
Union Of School Teachers today. Mrs Brett
Moran, Mrs G. NJ Parmelee and Miss Grace
Longfellow taught the different classes
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
WE'D LIKE THE ANCIENTs
Same Ceremony That United Cambys
# and Nietis Used in Chicago.
J Journal III Special Service.

SSs<
Journal Special Service. II sss rs.
Chicago, Dec. 20.-To 90 back 5000
years just to be married is enough out
of the usual run of events to cause
9 futter. The same ceremonial pomp,
the same ritual which united Cambys.
son Of Cyrus the Great Of Persia, and
his Egyptian bride, Nietis, away back
in the dawn Of things, made HooYer
Mallet of Montreal and Adelaide Marsh,
1913 Forty-second court, husband and
wife in Chicag last night.
The Modern audience was blotted out,
Nothing remained to the view but the
glowing &: shrine the ,6chan ting court
This ceremony was the first that has
occurred il the United States under
the Zoroaster ritual DR.. Hanish. who
.officiated, intends to make it a regular
feature Of his persio- Fantastic cal 1.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20
Clubs
And
Club Calendar.

u. II. 4: 81.
Prospect Park Mothers circle, Mrs.
Josiah Hartzell, 10 Arthur avenue, 3
pm. fsg 90 II
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20

Mrs; James Pye will receive tomor.
row afternoon at her home, 1901 Sixth
street Sc. In the evening Mr.. .Pve
will receive with Mrs. Pye.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-20

BAGLEY, NINA reception was held at
and family. who will leave for Montana on
Christmas day. Mr.. and Mrs. Horton were pre-.
sented with some fine pieces Of silverware as
tokens of esteem.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25
NIGHTS OF UNREST,
No Sleep, No Rest, No Peace
for the from Kidney
Troubles

No peace for the kidney sufferer
Pain and distress from morn to
night.
e. Get up with lame back,
G Twinges sof backache bother you
! all day,
Dull aching breaks your rest at
night.
URINARY disorders adds to your
misery.
Get at the caue-cure the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills will work the
cure.
They're for the kidneys only
Have made great cures in Hop
kinsville.
VIM. C. Davis, cooper. of No. 603
North aMain street, says: "A dull
bearing down:pain:across my kidneys
and through the small of my back
made 1t so painful.for me to stoop or
lift anything thst..l was unable to do
any work or to have any pleasure.
Whenever l took cold it settledsrin
my back and at night bothered me
great deal while lying in bed y xsgsS
MSharp twinges often kept sme a.
wake for hours and in the morning
/ arose feeling tired and devoid of all
energy and ambition. The condition
of the kidneys was especially annoy
ing and distressing at night. doc
tored and used many remedies until
l became discouraged, for instead
of getting better l seemed to grow
worse. Finally | happened to read
an advertisement of Doan's Kidney
Pills, and.as they were highly recon-
mended by people nearby, / could
not help but believe that they we're
a good remedy. got box and af-
ter using them few davs l could
see a decided Improvement. I.kept
on with the treatment and the pains
in my back left me entirely and the
action of the kidneys was restored to
a normal and healthy condition. i'll
For sale by alIisdealers. Price so
cents. Foster MiburnTCo. buffalo.
New York, sole agents forlthe United
States. Remember the name-Doan. IS
and take no other.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25
See Mexico.

An opportunity is offered limit
ed number of desirable persons to
tour Old Mexico in specialEPullman
Palace Cars.
A personally conducted tour,
starting Jan. 18th, Ysby representa-
tives familiar withsssevery point of
historic interest on the route. The
itinerary covers a period sof thirty
days'of sightseeing end is unusually
complete, satisfactory1and. interest
ing. The cost of the tour is very
low and members of the party abso-
lltely relieved of all responsibility
regarding arrangements. MIfl inter-
ested write for particularsYat once.
KENTUCKYTOUR ASSOCIATION,
510-512 Masonic Bldg. Louisville. Ky.
or C. H. HUNGERFORD,
Dist. Pass. Agt. Southern Railway,
Louisville, KY.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

lost q let Of time that way vAen
was a boy. Now wish l had bat enc
pair. would get some sleep then.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

That ia. mean if you arc a uAaAs
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25
Winter Tourist Via Southern
Railway 1

To Florida, Alabama, Georgia,
North and South Carolina winter
resorts. also to Havana, Cuba, and
many other points. on sale daily
with stop over privileges at certain
points; final limit May 91st, 1907.
For tickets and complete informa-
ton call on any agent of the South
ern Railway, or write ]. E. Shipley
D. P. A. 204 Fourth ave.. North
Nashville. Tenn.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25
Very Low Round Trip. Rates

Have been announced by Southern
Railway to points in the Southeast
on account of the Christmas holi-
days. Tickets will be on sale. Dec.
ember 20-21-22-23- 24-25-S0-31 pand
January 1, 1907 with final greturn
limit of January 7th, 1907.
For tickets and complete inforn.A.
ton call on any agent of the South.
ern Railway. or write j. E. Shipley
D. P. A. 2O4 Fourth ave., North
Nashville, Tenn.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

Jack Frost has won the pennani
from Hay Fever.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25
Holiday Rates via l. c.

TCheap holiday rates via Illinois
Central Railroad to all points on
their lines and to certain points on
other lines. Rate, one and one-third
fare, plus 25c. Dates of sale. Dec.
20. 81, %. %. "a, rs. also Dec. 80,
81 and Jan. l. Limit on all tickets
Jan. z. 1907. J.B. Mallon, Agt.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

A Detroit restaurant keeper adver
tises for "a vegetable woman"
know where there is one with carrot
colored hair. VIII she do?
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

Now that we have reformed spell
ing, let us have reformed grammar
that even the rneducated may ente
literature as business. The waite
is warm, come on in!
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

From a Minnesota paper we learn
that Frank B. thtRks Doc. stands in
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25


It's funny about that, isn't It?
When you are poor and out at the
seat, you go to bed early and get
plenty of nice, satisfying, soul-resting
sleep. Morpheus and you are on the
chummiest of terms. You are 30 fond
of him 1t takes ma and pa and Kate
and the hired man to separate you
from his embrace of morning, and
then
When you get older and have three
with a pair of suspenders for each
pair of pants, Morpheus takes a great
dislike to you-probably because you
have grown arlstOcraic-and absq-
lutely refuses to slide down your eel
lar doorl
Whenever you try to WOO him, he
urns a cold, palpitating heart to-
yard your amorous coolngs and hur-
RES of to bury his grandmother with
out as much as saying. Excuse me,
please. I'm going to the bail game
For my part I don't see what good
three pair OF pan-er mean trousers,
arr when you can't sleep nights. nor
nothing.
rd Nike 10 =. "a; I'd the seat ssAir
myselfi
Rs...M,s..,ss,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

Most disfgured skin eruption
scrofula. pimples, rashes, etc., are
due to impure blood. Buedock
Plood Bitters is a cleansing blood
tonic. Makes you cleRr-eyed elear-
Drained, ciear-slkinncd.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25
Rags and Old Iron.

Rags and Old Iron,
The truest of true love stories
comes from the home OF Kansas
city poet. His wife listens to his
poetry and he eats her warm biscuits
and both say they are "deelightedI"
Such devotion is heavenly
Miss Bertha Krupp. the richest girl
In Germany, is spending only $3.50
on her trousseau. That is $242 more
than Russell Sage spent for suit Of
clothes. Germany will have to Ego
some" to equal the simplicity of the
United States.
Jack Frost has won the pennant
from Hay Fever.
At this writing there is sugges-
ton in the air that. II acted upon.
will disturb the moth-balls resting
cozily in the wooden underwear in the
bottom drawer OF the dresser and
turn this erstwhile care-free people.
into cratch-as-scratch-can demecra-
cy Whether to put 'em on Or wait
awhile--Aye. there IL the ffbl
Milwaukee is great ship-building
city. Thousands of "schooners" are
annually pushed over the bar In that
city.
The lid is on so tight in Kansas
town that you can't play game of
partners on croquet ground without
being arrested for gambling.
A Mississippi man who has % chill
dren has skipped! He undoubtedly
thought his wife meant it to be per-
sonal when she delivered him the
synonym for "skiddoo."
Now that we have reformed spell
ing, let us have reformed grammar,
that even the uneducated may enter
literature as business. The water
is warm, come on in!
A Detroit restaurant keeper adver-
tises for "a vegetable woman" l
know where there is one with carrot
colored hair. VIII che DO?
Nna-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

over in Kalamazoo. Mich, accord
ing to the "Glints" man. the popular
song is "Her Mother Hid Her New
Red Hat aud Sent the Child to Bed"
Somehow this song reminds me Of
my youth when mother patched my
pan-er, mean trousers.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-12-25

Did you ever go to bed while youi
mother sewed placards ON the base
ment of your bHurcated toga?
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Terror hampton.

Warden James Russell, of the Mar.
quette prison, who has caused the ar
rest of Daniel +. Hampton on a charge
of criminal libel, says of Hampton S
prison record:
While Hampton was yet an inmate
of the prison. he made request through
me for an interview with the board of
control The board declined at first,
for the reason that he had been before
it so many times on ill-tempered
charges that its members did not care
to open the gate for repetition. | pre-
vailed on the board to comply with his
request, and the man was visited in
his cell. When the door was thrown
open, Hampton berated the board for
taking the warden's word for every
thing and accused il of being unfair
and prejudiced; said legislative com
mittees were fakes, and referred To
the members of the legislature as be.
ing hayseeds and ignoramuses. Hamp-
ton was not interrupted, and when he
finished his TRADE | instructed the
prison physician to- make examination
regarding the mans physical condition
and sent him out to be strapped. The
board of control was furnished with
the best evidence of the mans insub.
ordination, and that is the reason he
did not seek the board with his aft.
davit after he was turned down by
Gov. Warner"
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
SLAUGHTER Was Necessary.

Maj. Hugh i. Scott, governor OF
Sulu archipelago. although not present
at the time of the determination of the
band of MorOs on Mount Dajo, is or
the opinion that the killing was nee
essary. In an interview in Washing
ton, where he Is Oh leave, he stated
that the men and women were out
laws, who, in defiance of Oders from
the American government on the
island, took refuge in the crater Of the
volcano and fortified the mountain
Businesses and descended on peaceablr
natives and murdered and pillaged.
What else could the government
do?" asked the major. The fact that
they persisted in remaining in such a
place showed that they intended to re-
sist the authorities.
The base of the mountain had too
big a front for a siege: besides, the
ravages of disease would have been
terrible, lying for months in such a
country. The outlaws had a water
supply, with crops and provisions that
would last for two years.
Much to be regretted is the killing
of women and children. The author.
tiles sought to avoid it and the men
forced to do the killing regret it more
than those who, thousands of miles
away, sit in criticism"