The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-09
With the Long BolD
De Casteane Family Troubles Entirely the Fault Of Bon
We the Count Far Back the Presidency of
Hayes and Showed Him Whittier He Was Drifting but to
81 No Effect.

Hayes and Showed Him Whittier He Was Drifting but to
S No Effect.
~ OC BIxBY, who knew the Countess de Castelane
L. timaey when they children together, says that
"as girl Anna Gould selfish and ambitious. She
wanted title aud willing pay for it. Count Boni
de Casteane had title dating back to the time of Charles
Marte Boni heard of the Gould estate and visited New
York His title the badge securing social recognition
He Gould FASTENED inform her that Che had
loved her longer than she knew That settled it, and the
selfish girl Doc knew long married into degenerate
line of feuda butchers that and wouldn't to
ciate with at the skating rink
It is the old story The title has been worth nothing to
Anna, and her money has stimulated her little woegged
Simian count to fierce Partisan and to
late bunch of debts big enough to swamp government
Now Anna Gould wants divorce, and indignant
French gentleman whose family the wicked Boni winked
and tipped his Dunlap hat to the Boulevard Song Mishe
with the the ell is anxious to pink' the count
with his knitting neede in fact, has challenged him
duel hopes in Paris Of bloodshed that
half-nch Of courtplaster will not staunch.
About the time President Hayes in office wrote
Boni that he and bound to into trouble
If didn his ways; fact pointed to him.
an example, the home life Of dear president and
showed the eee count plainly whittier he drifting
But rarely take advise and you the result
Where Boni going to get his meals is what troubles
One disadvantage in writing things rather than saying
them is that you tell whether people enjoy them
disguised. AT meeting
land the speaker made jest and finding that his audience
had missed the point of it, said sadly: II had hoped gentle
men, that you would laugh at that plaintve voice
thru the silence IT laughed mister Then everybody
did. .~s
Sidney Smith expressed wish that his congregation
had that their appreciation Of good thing might be
decorousy expressed without the necessity of laughing in
the sacred edifce. -."
having good time longing to hand out to the writer the
contemptuous foot of dsesteem Perhaps is just we'll
that you don't know
People with consumpe tendencies 60 Colorado the
southwest for the fresh when majority Of
there all the fresh air they need right their own back
yards the tops Of the porches houses The thing
you fresh air is to get out into it. Opening the
windows only makeshift at the BEST and you done
only side and based at all. IF you have fat
roof put it and bed under the and
sleep there You will find have never had fresh air
at all to speak of before and will feel like king
well begin this before May i'll this country,
for sometimes the gets little fresh from being left
out too long
consumer Did you study political economy and
hear all about the consumer? That's you. He is the
fellow who buys and up the stuff and holers In this
of the world with competition partly eliminated by the
Smart Ones who smart enough to that there
sport cutting anohers Threats when they just
we'll live happily together and take out of the hide Of the
the stands about much show the
Fat Man in the upper Pullman berth with the thermometer
102 and porter who doesn't mind the heat trying
satisfy chilly old lady in lower g. The fat would
like get out and catch little sleep in the cebox, but it
is so arranged that he can It. ~. ~#"
Did you read Karl Marks t'Das kapita'? asked
college professor day what all about He
replied that Marx held that competitive system necessarily
the of its downfall That is given pres
system and the evolutionary result would produce
nopoy. the logical development In other Words
Marx foresaw Rockefeller.
Of course people cannot stand Rockefeller regime
and the result be either breaking of monopoly
it be socialism where the people themselves the
monopolists .....- - = '.-.r~ r '.
It is interesting watch these forces at work today
There's the Square Deal, there the Fat Boys, and
there Socialists Between them ALL where does the
consumer come out? q # s=+
You may search We haven't any opinions-that is
public ones-and merely mildly interested in the play Of
gigantic By the way have you S. about you that
you can spare till next Saturday night? A. j. R.
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES.
Little Ned-'sGirs are awfully stuck up
Little F1ossie-E They ain IT, neither
Little Ned-FThey are too. They think they just as
Important boys
Mama " said 4year-od Elsie, IT don't believe dolly
hair is rea
ttWhy do you think it isn't, dearq asked her mother
q cause she doesn't cry when I comb it.
Harold aged 5, just getting attack Of thu
grip Leaning his little head his mothers knee he said
YEARLY s"Oh mama, feel just like broken Christina
toy looks. =