New-York tribune., 1906-11-25
THE T1LK OF THE DAY.

The 'Berliner Borsencourer.'' speaking of the
forthcoming journey of Prince Joachim Albrecht
to Southwest Africa says People will not go
far from the right when they connect this resolu-
ton on the part of the Emperor with the stub
born reports about the possible union between the
prince and an actress. The report will not down.
despite denials in the press and on the part OF
the princes adjutant Doubtless there was some
thing in the report and efforts were made to put an
end TO the love affair. Whether it was the princes
own desire to seek a cure for his passion in a
remote land. or whether it the desire of the
Kaiser to remove the young man for a time from
the scene. unable TO state
Iaggs-When will you learn that razors are not
Mrs Taegs0h fThsfhs nsf ss "ion3 gon &C ,o,,o
tnat hatrpins are not things to clean pipes with
Philadelphia Inquirer.
A snafFs rate of travel ascertaned by ex-
periments in Florence. Half dozen snails were
permitted to crawl between two points ten feet
apart. Exact time was kept from the start to the
nnlsh' ana thus the average pace was learned
The figures We're then put into tables of feet
yards ana furlongs and it found that it would
! take snail exactly fourteen days to travel a
mile
aftar d thh Ike that tooth please said the small boy
,tq., aX' IahX' my httle man; but why do you want
going me; H. ts siE :, responded s the gratiaed boy Tn
Of sugar. Then going to put it on nat 5 a1G! Id
SWt4- triumphant GRIM watch it ache"EPick
A newly imported wood for use in high class
caplnet and piano work, is the TasInanian myrtle
described by THE Timber Trades IournaI" or
I'ordon 1t is of rich pink color, moderately
nara and very close grained: taking a good finish
and working well and smoothly
Old King Coal
Was cussed old soul,
A4d cussed old soul was he
And he'd gladly bust
Inc whole
And every dealer
rays mighty slick deal
A4d mishty big squeql.. squeal we:
AS win a trick
From Old King Coal and his conn-pa-nv
Louisville Evening Post
Lorenzo Dow, relates The ST. Paul Pioneer
Press, on one occasion took the Iihertv vbra
preaching. to denOunce 4 rich man in the conr,u
nlty recently deceased. The result was an arrest
tral for slander and imprisonment In the
county jail. ~
After Dow got out of limbo he announced that ba
should preach, at a given time a sermon about
another rich man" The popuace was greatly,
excited, and crowded house greeted his apnear
With great soiemnty ne opened the Bible and
read, And there was rich man who died and
went to- Then. stopping short, and seeming to
be suddenly impressed ne continued: ''Bretbran
snail not mention the place this rich man want 70
lof rear lie has some relatives in this congregation
The effect was Irresistible and he made tho i'm,
preston permanent by taking another text
Mother-Tommy, what did / say I'd do to Won II
you touched that jam again? ~ '0u u
foIoat mommy0Why ny its funny ma, that you should
forget TOO. IN blamed if can remember!-PhiIa-
delphia Evening Telegraph. ma
Ihere Is probably no costler operating room in
the world than that of the hospital opened in Lon
don November 10. The room Is made Of roorbIa
so as to prevent any accumulation of dust II has
a tessellated floor OF Terazzo marble and the walls
are lined with Sicilian marble Electric heating
makes 1t possible to obtain any desired ternera
ture and noiseless fans provide ventilation rbo.
the patient may not be frightened by the pst,r,
ments used in the operation the presence of so
many physicians and medical students there IS an
anteroom to the operation hall where the nattort
Is put under the an9sthetc.
I'VE had woman whistler and a performer On
the musical glasses at our church last Sunday,
Anything else?'
Nothing: save the usual monologue by the par
son. n."-I.ouisville Courier-J Journal