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New-York tribune., 1906-06-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Forsyth W1ckes viii leavs to,v,
to-day and go TO Lenox. where they viii omen tbaf-
place for the season
New-York tribune., 1906-06-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Payne Whitney. who at that,
country place on Long Island. have arrang.d !.
leave there the week after next for Newport 49,
they VIII spend the summer. They have rs-,s
Ambassador Henry Whites villa there for the -
son
New-York tribune., 1906-06-07

James j. Van Allen has arrived in town s--
Newport and Canada He win sail for England o1
| Saturday.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-07

Mrs c. Bower Ismay. who was Miss FTo-s,..
SchieffeIin. is booked TO sail abr her home 2, -
land on June 20.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23
The Coughing stonped.

At certain army post there was a
sentry on duty near the hospital. The
surgeon was preparing TO go TO bed in
side when he was annoyed and alarm
ed at the sentrys coughing. His eXpe-
rienced ear told him that the man had
a severe bronchial affliction, needing
a strong remedy. He debated awhile
with himself and then, going into the
dispensing room, compounded a power
full mixture. This he took outside to
the sentry, with instructions to swal-
low it Immediately. The man refused.
The surgeon insisted and finally COM
manded the soldier to take the medi-
cine, which he did, with much grum-
bling. Then the worthy surgeon went
to bed. pleased to hear no more cough
ing. Next morning to his surprise the
commanding officer sent for him and
said that the sentry had complained,
declaring that the surgeon had forced
him to swallow something he thought
was poison. An investigation followed
and, revealed the fact that while the
surgeon was mixing the medicine the
coughing sentry had been relieved and
consequently the remedy had been Civ
en- to the wrong man.-London Tit-Bits.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23
Sin guIar Foods.

In this country the large octopus, or
squid, common on many a coast, of
tends the palate, but the Italian,
Frenchman and Portuguese eats it
with avidity and considers it a deli
cacy. The meat is clear and white, like
chicken. and has the flavor of crab.
We find the Chinaman selling eggs of
unknown age, especially duck eggs
containing ducklings ready to be hatch
ed. Shark fins, tough. disagreeable
food, are in demand, while deer horns
in the velvet and lizards of various
kinds are eaten. The nest of the swal-
low, with it's embedded secretion of
the mouth glands of the bird, is nearly
worth its weight in gold. Trepang, the
tough, impossible holothrian, is eaten,
and its collection is an important in
dustry along the Malay coast, amount
ing to at least 100000 per annum. In
France the sea anemone is used as
food; stuffed and boiled it calls to mind
crab or crayfish. The sea urchins OF
various species are also used, cooked
in their covering, like an egg, and eater
| with a spoon.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23

the little instrument up to nearly 1OO'
grains.
Intermittent labor for the next three
evenings with the saw, bit of cloth
serving as a handle. resulted in some
badly bllstered fingers and the scratch
ing OF the paint in several places.
That was all, if the fact that the egg
was proved to be steel as fine and hard
as the saw is excepted. In desperation
Buckley attempted to crush the oh
stinate oval between his hands and
failed again.
1--WE made up my mind to get the
paint off," he announced to Donna.
Then l can tell where we're at"
"We're at sea-" she replied dolefully,
tenderly kissing one Of the blistered
fingers.
Buckley secretly agreed with her, but
his pride had been aroused by repeated
failures and the whole souled chuckling
Of the professor, whose sides seemed to
be shaking constantly with merriment
over his assistants predicament. He
would open the egg now or die.
apart, sharpened the lightest blade to
a razor edge and attacked the paint.
Although it clung eXasperatingly, in
| time he had cleared it from the sur
face This revealed the presence of
thousands of little holes in the metal,
each closed by a minute fleck of the
paint which the blade would not dis
lodge.
1t was we'll into the fourth week
when this was done. Just look al
those confounded needle holes!' he eX
claimed in disgust.
Under the stress of brilliant inspi
ration Donna jumped up and clappe(
her hands delightedly That's it, JOIN
"a needle!''
One was brought. and John set him
self to the task of thrusting it care
fully as far as it would go into each o
the little holes. This removed the feel
of paint, and as the absence of pain
showed that hole had been tested II
time was lost in subsequent explora
tions
Foxy old gentleman, your uncle,
smiled John. but he overlooked tina
point. If he'd thought about it, knov
he'd fixed it to keep the paint out G
these wretched holes"
1t was the evening of the last day {
the allotted month that the busy ne
, die, penetrating farther than usua
produced the hoped for result. Thel
was a whir of clockwork. and a heav
spring, the pressure upon it sudden
removed, thrust itself through the sic
of the egg.
! John fished metal cylinder from Il
. broken shell, opened it and, with h
, arm around Donna's neck, read the p
per which it contained. 1t was a che,
q for $1,000 signed by Professor Knife
= and payable to "Mr. and Mrs. Jol
Buckley"
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23

to ride in a car. My condition was crit
ical when 1 sent for Doan's Kidney Pills.
I used three boxes and they cured me.
Now can go anywhere and do as much
as anybody. 1 sleep well and feel no dis
comfort at all"
A FREE TRIAL Of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr.. Sprague will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster-Mil-
burn Co. Buffalo. n. Y. Sold by all
dealers; price, fifty cents per box.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23
TORTURINC pain.
Half This Mans Sufferings WouIa
Have Killed Many a Person.
But DOan's Cured Him.

Thousands of grateful people are tell.
ing every day how Doan's Kidney Pills
cured them of distressing and dangerous
kidney and bladder troubles.
Yet other thousands are suffering every
day from these same ills. Why? They
are either very negligent or very skepti-
cal. Neglect of kidney disorders leads to
dropsy, diabetes, Bright's disease and
other fatal diseases.
Sincere, honest testimony like the fol-
lowing should convince every skeptic.
A. G. Sprague, stock dealer, of Normal,
ILL.,, writes: For two whole years L
was doing nothing but buying medicines
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23
Equal to the Occasion.

A lady entering her kitchen one
morning saw a knife, fork and plate
as well as the remains of a RABBIT pie.
Suspecting that a certain policeman
had supped at her expense, she ques-
toned the maid "Jane," she said,
"what has become of the cold rabbit
pie? 81 gave it to the dog, num-" re-
piled Jane. Does the dog use knife
and fork, then?" demanded the mis-
tress. "Not very well yet, num-" said
Jane, quite unabashed, "but I'm teach
TING him to."-London Telegraph.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23
Trains Leave CLAYTON =:

For Wilmington and principal intermedi-
ate stations. Philadelphia. Baltimore. Wash
ington and New Xork, 3.0l A. NJ. daily, 7.26
9.eO, IO. .O3 A. NJ, 1.16, 1852, 5.36 P. NJ. week
DAYS.
For Harrington, Delmar and principal in
termediate stations. 937. 11.54 A. M, 4.54,
s.O4 P. NJ. weekdays. 1.O3 A. NJ. daily.
For Harrington and intermediate stations
only, 20 A. NJ, 4.28 P. NJ. weekdays.
For Georgetown, Lewes, Ocean City,
Franklin City and intermediate stations,
9.37 A. NJ, 4.54 p. NJ. weekdays.
For Easton, Oxford and intermediate
stations. $40 A. NJ, ass p. NJ. weekdays.
W. W. ATTERBURY, j.. X. WOOD,
General Manager. 2. L. NJ.
GEO. w. BoYD,
Gen Pass. Agt.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23

to cure my kid
n eys. L d 0
not think that
any man ever
suffered as 1
did and lived.
The pain in my
back was so
b a d tha t L
could not sleep
at nj g h t. 1
could not ride
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23
REYNOLDS

/ the Best Place to buy Farmers Supplies To constantly add
and to hold the old grow this bust
does give undenabe evidence of reliable quality and
fair prices This a safe Farmers Supply House. Your chill
dren your hired gets the fair treatment and the
prices get Yourself
Smyrna times., 1906-05-23
PENNSYLVANIA
RAILROAD.
Philadelphia Baltimore & Washington Railroad
Schedule in effect January 1st, 1906.
Train leaves SMYRNA as follows !:

Train leaves SMYRNA as follows {:
For Wilmington and principal intermediate
stations; Philadelphia, Baltimore, Wash
ington, New York, 716, $50, 9.53, A. NJ,
1854. 3.42, 5.26, P. NJ, Weekdays:
For Harrington, Delmar and principal in
terminate stations, 9.27, 1l.44 A. NJ, 4.44,
7.54P. NJ. weekdays.
For Harrington and intermediate stations,
only, $40 A. NJ, 4.1S p. NJ, Weekdays.
For Georgetown, Lewes, Ocean City Frank
lin City and intermediate stations, 9.27 A.
M.,444 P. NJ. weekdays.
For Easton, Oxford and intermediate sta
tions, 9.27 A. NJ, 4.44 p. NJ. weekdays.
For Pocomoke, Old Point Comfort and
Norfolk 1144 A. NJ, Weekdays. Fol
Pocomoke only, 9.27 A. NJ, Ali P. NJ
For CLAYTON 7.16. $40. $50, 927, 9.59, ia
A. NJ, 1884, 3,42, 4.1S, 4.44, 5.26, 7.54 Pm
Weekdays.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
CLOQUET SUICIDE
SHOOTS HIMSELF TWICE

i DULUTH, Mimi, Oct. 22.-Sue Shong
Chinaman of Cloquet, shot and killed
himself Saturday evening in the laun-
dry of Charles Lee, for whom he
worked. To make the job certain he
put a bullet through his intestines and
then one through his neck. Despond-
ency was the cause. He was IS and
had a wife and two children in China.
The body will be taken to Chicago,
where a brother lives.
A building occupied by the Richard
son Electric Light company of Duluth
caught fire today and was badly gut
ted, the damage being about $4,000.
Several automobiles belonging to Du-
luth men were in the place and were
badly damaged. One big machine was
practically ruined.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
A Young Mother at 70.

"My mother has suddenly been made
young at 20. Twenty years of in
tense suffering from dyspepsia had
entirely disabled her, until six months
ago, when she began taking Electric
Bitters, which have completely cured
her and restored the strength and ac-
tivity she had in the prime Of life,"
writes Mrs. w. L. fitzpatrick, of DAN
forth, Me. Greatest restorative med
icine on the globe. Sets Stomach,
Liver and Kidneys right, purifies the
blood. and cures Malaria, Biloiusness
and Weaknesses. Wonderful Nerve
Tonic. Price soc. Guaranteed by E. L.
Smalley's drug store.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
Girl VINO Offered Herself for Sale
Gets Barrels Of Bids
MARRIAGE PROPOSALS BY BUSHELS
BIDS RECEIVED INCLUDE ONE
FROM MILLIONAIRE AND
RANGE DOWN.

CHICAGO, Oct. 22.-Elizabeth Ma
gle, the Chicago stenographer who de-
cided that typewriting at $40 a week
was "helI," as she expressed it, and
offered to sell herself at auction to the
highest bidder, is not washing her own
clothing this week, according to a per-
sonal letter. not intended for publica-
ton. which she has sent to her mother
in Washington.
She mas received barrels Of 'bids'
to her "for SALE advertising, which
did not get into the advertising COL
umns of a Chicago paper because of
the alertness of the "front counter boy
but resulted in her getting all the
space she wanted and starting on the
first page of the newspaper instead of
in the want ads on the sixteenth page.
The bids include one from million
aire and range downward.
The letter to her mother threw In
teresting sidelights on Miss Magle's
character and shows many noble traits.
1t is as follows:
"There's something doing. I am it.
Things are coming my way. By one
fell swoop 1 have arrived. I>can have
anything I want, from foreign titles
to 81, OOO, 900 cash, a place as servant,
dime museum freak, or star.
have marriage proposals by the BUSH
els, from men who have discovered in
me their "ifinity," publishers want
me to write books, newspapers want
my services, everybody wants my pic
ture. I nave been interviewed by doz-
ems. I have laughed over some Of the
letters, and cried over others. Wasn't
that joke? But have cried over the
letters from poor girls who are having
the same hell of time to live as I mad.
I will stand by the document but
1 am to say which is the highest bid
der. 1t will be an honorable one, you
can bank on that.
Don't worry about me, dearies.
am the same old girl, out for honor
truth and a squarqe deal all around
I'll stand by the document but
won't vouch for interviews.
81 have received some excellent ex-
pressions of commentator and appre-
citation from those who readily under
stand. Upton Sinclair, the author OF
The Jungle says that my letter is
wonderful and that have in me the
making of a revoluuionist."
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
NJ AsN~~
Farmers Of North Bank are 10
in Arms
BANDITS CREATE 4 REIGN OF TERROR
DOUBLE PoLlcI
FORCE IN ANTICIPATION OF
A RAID.

NORTH BRANCH, Mimi, Oct. o.
This section Of the country is excited
over the depredations of a band OF
robbers who make their headquarters
somewhere in this vicinity and work
in all directions. Word was received
here that the stores at Stacey and
Isanti were robbed Sunday night. The
amount Of booty secured mas not been
learned.
A. Richner's store at Wyoming was
robbed, 500 being procured in money
and stamps. The night before the
robbers were at Lindstrom. In the
past two weeks they have visited
Harris, securing about $500 in stamps
and money at the postoffice and small
quantities of goods at several other
stores; Mora, securing about 5000;
Graeston, securing about $500; Hinck-
ley, securing about $500; Taylors Falls
and several Wisconsin towns.
They are expected to strike here al
any time, although nothing but an at.
tempt to enter a residence has beer
done so far. The night police force
mas been doubled.
The swamps in this vicinity offer Sc.
cure hiding places for gangs Of this
kind. It was in a swamp Just east OF
here that the famous Wyoming muir.
derers were captured.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
IMMENSE POWER PROJECT.
Grande Ronde Company Will Build
$4,000 Foot Tunnel.

Grande Ronde Company Will Build
20 900 Foot Tunnel.
T. r. Berry, locating engineer for
the Grande Ronde Water company,
arrived here yesterday and will make
mis- future headquarters here in the
office of President J. K. Romig. The
Grande Ronde Water company is
working out one Of the greatest prob
lens of irrigation and hydro electric
power yet undertaken in eastern Ore
gon, says the Baker City Democrat.
The company has made an import
ant change in it's plans and will now
throw the water of Minam river from
the headworks to east of Cove 12k
miles through the mountains by a
24,OO0-foot tunnel, thus cutting out
40 miles of canal as the original plans
called for. The plant is designed to
furnish water for irrigation and power
wherever there is a market in the
Grande Ronde valley.
The city of La Grande will now be
able to get as good and pure water
as has Baker City or Portland. It will
come direct from the snow-fed creeks
Of the Eagle mountains. There will
be unlimited power for every kind of
enterprise. 1t is hoped to complete
construction work next season.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
Danger From the Plague.


There's grave danger from the
plague Of Coughs and Colds that are
so prevalent, unless you take DR.
Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds. Mrs. Geo
Walls, Of Forest City, Me-, writes: 1T
is a Godsend to people living in eli
mates where coughs and colds pre-
call, I find it quickly ends them. It
prevents Pneumonia, cures LaGrippe
gives wonderful relief in Asthma and
Hay Fever, and makes weak lungs
strong enough to ward off Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds. soc and $1.00
Guaranteed by E. L. Smalley's drug
store. Trial bottle free.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22

had on a petition for a writ Of habeas
corpus for the salesman for the first
named company, and on demurrer to
the information filed against the buggy
people.
After a lengthy trial Judge Steiner
held the act was obnoxious to and in
violation Of section of the fourteenth
amendment Of the constitution Of the
United States, also of sections three
and twelve, article one, of the consti-
tuition Of the State of Washington, IN
that it interfered with interstate COM
merce, was class legislation, and that
the license fee was prOhib1tive In
amount for many kinds Of business.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
SMALLPOX IN STATE
ASYLUM AT MADISON

MADISON, Wis, Oct. 22-Because
dota state hospital for insane, the state
board of control today sent notice to
all county judges to commit no more
patients to the hospital until the quar-
antine has been raised.
ployees will be vaccinated. Josephine
Johnson, a patient who is i'll, was to-
at GAINESVILLE.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22

Ham Sherrard was in the yard of his
house, near Carritunk, Me-, mixing a
pail Of whitewash for his henhouse
Looking for something to try the mix
ture on, he saw a pile Of elderwood
bean poles and, picking out one, ran
the whitewash brush over its length.
Just then up drove Joe VIM. "Hello,
Hamw he called "What in time are
ye whitewashin' them bean poles for?"
Thought any blame fool knew that
beans grew best on birch poles," grunt-
ed Ham, keeping on with his work.
"Waal, I'll be dummedv' calculated
Joe. Eye don't expect to make birch
poles out Of elder that away, do ye?
"Mebbe not, mebbe not" answered
Ham, 'but it'll make the darned beans
think the poles are birch, anyhow
Woman's Home Companion
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
BABE GOES TO MICHIGAN.
Mother Of the Minneapolis Murderess
Will Rear Prison Born Child.

Mother Of the Minneapolis Murderer.
Will Rear Prison Born Child.
SALTWATER, Mich, Oct. 22.-The
prison-born babe of Mrs. Stella Bren-
nan will be given a home at once
which will be satisfactory to the
mother and to the officials of the pris-
on and all concerned. Mrs. Owens, Of
Pearl, Mich, mother Of the murderess,
was brought here several days ago by
the state, and will start on her return
home tomorrow, taking with her the
child which entered upon life under
such dramatic and extraordinary cir
cumstances.
The babe was born on July rs. It
has been weaned from its mother and
is healthy and strong and good natured
Mrs. Brennan Is simply delighted that
ner mother is to have her child, and
Is looking forward to the time when
she will be united to it outside Of the
prison.
The state is paying all expenses
connected with the transfer of the
child and a load will be lifted from
the shoulders Of the officials when 1t
reaches its new home in Michigan.
Satisfaction is felt all around that tho
little one is placed in SUCH capable
hands as those of Mrs. Owens. Mrs
Brennan says her prison home will
seem more lonely than ever with her
baby gone, but she recognizes the fact
that she cannot keep it with her here
and is reconciled in the hope that she
will eventually be able to claim it
again.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
THEY CAN SELL BUGGlES.
Perry County Judge Declares PeddIer's
Law Unconstitutional.

WATERVILLE, Oct. 22.-At the re-
cent session of the superior court held
at Republic, Ferry county, two cases
of general Importance were tried, one
pany, of st. Louis, Mo-, and the other
against the Spaulding Buggy company
attorney of Ferry county had caused
the arrest of a salesman Of each of
governing peddlers. Hearings were
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
Blood POISONING,

which is quickly cured by DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. They remove all
poisonous germs from the system and
infuse new life and vigor; cure sour
stomach, nausea, headache, dizziness
and collie, without gripping or discom-
fort, Csc. Guaranteed by E. L. Small
ley, druggist.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22

Don't forget that there are some
nice acre tracts in East Walla Walla
Addition, One-fifth down or SO cash.
Watch the transformation Of the East
Walla Walla Addition.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22

"They say you are but the servant OF
the trusts" said the reproving friend.
"Well,' answered Senator Sorghum,
"the position has its advantages. Of
course. it's more agreeable to be tho
boss-but, after all, the servant Ism
the one the grand jury goes after.
Washington Star.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
O6hand Refusal.

Suitor (nervously)-Sir, I ask your
daughters hand
Father (quizzically)-Well, you can't
have 1t. Do you suppose I'm going to
have a one handed girl hanging around
me for the balance Of my days9Bohe-
milan.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
Misapplied Science.

DR.. Snif1les-Henpeck's got it in for
me since I doctored his wife for the
grip.
Snuff1es-What's the matter? Did you
kill her?
DR.. Sniffles-No; pulled her through.
Detroit Free Press.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
Piles Cured in 6 to IA Days.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed
to cure any case Of Itching, Blind
Bleeding or Protruding Piles In b 10
IA days or money refunded. soc.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22

1T took you years to learn all about
the business in which you were so sue
cessful."
EYES," answered Mr.. Cumrox, "and
mother and the girls say it is going to
take me years more to forget about
it."-Washington Star.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
JlNGlES AND JESTS.
No EN-

No Embrace For Her.
The boat drifted straight ahead:
In 1t were two-no more.
Grasping the oars, the youth said.
II guess I'll hug the Shore"
The maids eyes sought his own.
And, resting there minute,
She said in a reproachful tone.
II guess am not in it."
Chicago Now
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
STRANGE He Escaped.

Ignorance Of the law" said the
Judge, excuses no one"
"That being the case" rejoined the
prisoner, "it's a wonder the jury didn't
find my lawyer guilty."-Chlcago Daily
News.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
What He Meant.

eyes," said Colonel Bragg, 'T've been
in good many tight places In my
life"
Tight places7" remarked Peppery.
That's new name for them"
"a new name for whatY
SALOONS. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22

Flows your wife"
"She's having constant trouble with
her head"
Cant the doctor help her"
"No-nobody but the milliner.
Cleveland Leader.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22

A fellow who worked In a drug house
Had a brother employed In a carpet
store.
But their staying apart
Broke each fond brothers heart,
And ere long they were both in the In
sane asylum.
Judge,
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
Proof Positive.

Efle-But, papa, how do you know
that it was q stork that brought us the
new baby.
Papa-Because, my dear, just saw
his billLWoman's Home Companion.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-22
Smart Sayings by
Mites Of Humanity

EACHER Ito new pupil What's
your name?
New Pupil-T-t-tommy T-t-tiIa-
ker, t-t-hank you.
Teacher-And do you stutter all the
time, Tommy?
New Pupil-N-n-no, m-ma'am. O-only
when t-t-talk.
Small Fred-Say, mamma, is 1t true
that lightning never strikes twice In
the same placer
Mamma-So It is claimed, dear.
Small Fred-Huh! Our teachers got
lightning beat to standstill. She can
strike dozen times In the same place.
Mamma-What is that book you are
reading, Willie7
Little Willie - It's a book called
"Child Training that borrowed from
! Mrs. Smith.
Mamma-Do you find It amusing?
Little Willie-Oh, no. I merely want
ed to see If I had been brought up
properly.
Little Jimmy-Uncle George, you are
! college professor, aren't you?
Uncle George-Yes, Jimmy.
Little Jimmy-You teach the dead
languages, don't you?
Uncle George-Yes.
Little Jimmy-Are your pupils going
to ha undarta korS when fhav GROW I'm 2
Chicago News.