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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-02-07
Notice to Taxpayers.

All taxes Of the Levy of 1905 that are not
paid by April LIST, 1908, VIII be placed into the
hands of a constable TO be delivered to the
parties owing same. THIS extra work will
entail an additional cost OF Doc and viii be
added to all taxbills
WINSON G. GOTT.
Collector and Treasurer, 1905.
OFFICE III School Street. ~
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-02-07
E1rs 49,
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
FARMERS NATIONAL BANK,

Al Annapolis, IN The State Or Maryland.
At the Close Of Business. January 70, 1900.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24

negro who becomes good citizen in all that is implied
thereby will largely the traditional preju-
dice which exists against his color 1t is only good
thing to have liberty but essential that each and all
should KNOW HOW TO ENJOY IT.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
The ENGLISH Sense of HumOr



IL hunor local What funny in Chicago isn't funny in
- New York 1t is the the world LOCALITY
! Il HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH 1T. The English
have humo of course but it is different from
They appreciate impossible situations when they portrayed
very keeny bit comedy with them is the part of the
play when the maqueaes the mistress 1t seems SO
absurd and impossible them have the putting
the airs of the mistress that they laugh heartily You
gee, 1T DEPENDS ENTIRELY on THE POINT OF VIEW.
American humor does appeal the English people because
they appreciate right and don't enough about to
investigate If English show presented this side all
and make fuss and the If there situation
which do first sit down and FIGURE 1T OUT
UNTIL WE GET IT. Over there they don't it, and they don't
cart whether they do
That thing that much-the American adula
everything British and the the British the Amer
They always talk down from angle of forfve
degrees When English here nothing good
him. He gets American Beauty by the bunch and invited
everywhere and entertained in the hosptabe
WHEN AN AMERICAN ACTOR GOES OVER THERE HE is RE-
cEVEo At THE STATION BY HAVING THREE HUNDRED POUNDS
LAP, GETS WHILE HE
THERE
No kind of American plays really 60 we'll in London. Take
"Arizona corking play They simply there Eve don't
either Shore Acres beautiful play rearrang
planted and grated the Devonse and then did
make a hit with them.
APPREclA1lNa
OTHER GOOD PLAYS LIKE 1T.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
THE MONEY QUESTION.

The money question is a very impu-
dent thing. 1t keeps obtruding itself in
the most impolite way. Just as our
fnanciers think they have satisfactory
Philippine currency, silver rises in value
and the Philippine dollars go into the
melting pot and then something has to
be done to reduce their weight, and
keep the m in circulation. And then the
bankers who said we had enough money
ten years ago, are clamoring for more in
spite OF the fact that there has been an
emo rmous increase in the volume OF gold
coin and large increase in the silver
dollars, occasoned by coming the segn-
forage and considerable increase in the
banknote currency. In spite Of these
addit ions to tie country's currency, the
bankers now demand that they be per-
mitted to issue emergency notes at least
and many Of these want general auth
Ority to issue asset currency. Why does
not the money question stay settled and
behave itself?
Even in England they are having dii-
ficulty. A member OF parliament rises
to ask whether the silver dollar in the
Strait Settlements has been recently de-
based-whether the British government
10 tampering with the currency.
One might suppose from the financial
payers that the advocates of free silver
were the only ones guilty OF stirring mp
the money question, but it seems that
the self-constiuted champions OF an
honest dol are the ones that are al
ways wanting something done. They
want the silver dollars retired; they
want subsidiary coinage supplemented
by the melting of silver dollars; they
want dollars with nothing back Of them
but the banks assets. When will they
be satisfied to let the money question
rest?-Bryan's Commoner.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
"YOung Man, Get Married "
By Mayor E. F. dunno of Chicago

F. dunno
THINK every young should get married he
finds good wife and PROPERLY SUPPORT HER.
u think happier when they married and especially
when they the head of happy family think that
who could know how happy married life has been
would be anxious o be married
1t of deal of trouble and large
family, But 1T PAYS
There days when if everything had consped to
make work hard and anxietes heavy. leave the office de-
pressed mentally and tired out physically But when home and
the children gather around then life back and
feel again They freshen other tonic do
SIGHT A SURROUNDING A GOOD
WAITING TO A HUSBAND is
FORTUNATE HUSBAND
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
The World Will End In 1882"

EDMUND sCRIBNER D. Of Washing
earth Of her place. upright position gradually
runingit Whenever there accelerated faster motion
then in that period EARTHQUAKES OCCUR. We are
in of those periods from Mont Peee 1900 1915 again
from 1925 to 1867; again, from 1865 to 5000 A. D.
IN 1852 EARTHQUAKE EXTENT THAT ALL
THE CITIES OF ALL THE NATIONS
From 2o35 3144 A. D. the earth in perturbation
and the latter settles its upright position This brings in the
new heaven and NEW EARTH.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
post. Present and Future.

Mrs. u. Vorcee-If l could only for
get the past! But. alas, 1t Is ever be-
fore me, Mrs. Oldun-YouH have
sad future with your past always pres
ent. Take my advice and leave the
past behind for the present and live IN
tho future for the future and not in the
DaSt-Iife
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24

The figure jugglers, who estimate that
John d. Rookefeller's fortune has
shrunk $40 900, 600 as a result of the
drop in Standard Oil Stock, might at
least have waited until after Christmas
before bre akng the terrible news 10 the
poor old man.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
In No Hurry.

An old citizen who had been hen
pecked all his life was about to die.
His wife felt it her duty to offer him
such consolation as she might and said:
"John. you are about to go, but Will
follow you"
II suppose so, Manda," said the old
man weakly. "but so fur as am con-
cerned you don't need to be IN any
blamed hurry about it,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24

- negro good citizen in all that is implied
thereby will soon largely the traditional preju-
dice which exists against his color 1t is only good
thing to have liberty, but it essential that each all
should KNOW HOW TO ENJOY IT.
We SD uld earn first that liberty license We should
respect the rights of others while insisting upon are
obedent the law enamoed of education practice
those virt which the basis of TRUE SOCIAL PROGRESS
pu to nghbors respect
the barrier if there is prejudice against
1t for down others in order that they
Weak those who their
lows the struggle of life and seek pull them down order that
they Such there are and all many BUT FOR
TUNATE Y THEY ARE IN THE MINORITY.
Most people willing proceed upon the old fashioned principle
of live and let live While helping themselves they are willing
ousy al others WHO ARE DESERVING. should
feel that he something people among whom and
that debt he by making himself orderly intelligent and
dustrous member of the community.
HELP OTHERS AND OTHERS WILL HELP YOU. You
will of the world what put and nothing If
you make contribution the welfare others you will little
coming yourself
To advance nothing important
learn than that education BASIS OF ALL
PROGRESS in this country is essential only educate
head but educate the heart and the hand we'll
You have education which practical its effect which enables
you take hold of the common EVERYDAY AFFAIRS of life
and make yourself useful citizen.
Education purpose enabling along with
out work. but make work count for the most There
of manual labor be done Do the perverted idea
that manual work degrading Always be ready perform your
FULL SHARE of it.
Most of both white and coored know what is by actual
experience We do have less respect have less the respect
others because we have engaged it. On the have
self and the of others because
have been willing put hands the tasks about and MAKE
OURSELVES USEFUL hell ful members of the community
Work! Work This is the keynote of success.
is of the CONDITIONS of existence 1t of the
good provdences enjoy in this world The who works with
his hands, all other things being equal good the who works
with his head He making his contribution society HON
ORABE Each social and material
A OPPORTUNITY BEFORE
BECOME DEPEND
THE ANALYSIS PEOPLE ADVANCE VIRTUE
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
An Experiment.

Suburbanite to vistor)-Oh. how are
you? Come right in. Don't mind the
dog. Visitor-But won't he bite! Sub
urbanite-That's just what l want 10
zee. only bought that watchdog this
morning.-paris Rire.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24

AZ we understand it, Secretary Shaw
means to say that the Pittsburg Cham
Der of Commerce is all right in lite
way. but does rot weigh much.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24

fNr. Roosevelt and Mr.. Cleveland
would both land III the senate, Mr.. Till
man ould have as much fun as he did
in Chicago.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24

First Burglar-Did Bill git much out
Nv dat last burglary? Second Burglar
No; he got SO littlo dat his lawyer
advised him ter plead guilty.-Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24

Couture" said college president
s1s what remains when what you
learned in college has been forgot1en'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-24
The Inevitable Trinity
OF English Speaking Races
By ANDREW CARNEGIE

y IR CHARLES UPPER looks the Atlantic, d.
may day yet from British imperialism up
~ Eeraism absolutely his country from
drifting OUT OF THE MAIN CURRENT into the eddy.
Cecil Roe did after careful study problem proved his
mper alsm by requests embracing the
1t does take much study
tain double the number Britain of English speaking people, MEM
BERS o. OUR RACE, and third than all the world
beyond he borders Britain included that the present
of will have than double the in all the
world
THEREFORE, MEMBERSHIP
AMERICA MOTHER OF THE RACE WE RACE
IMPERIAL IS SHALL CONTINUE TO
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
DONE IN TIE DARK
 SAYS W. $. MILLER
He Wants the Judgment of Divorce
 Against Him Set Aside.

Ws s. Miller claims to be victim of snap judgment. and he has moved for a reopening of the proceedings in which his wife, Linn1e H. Miller. re- gently secured a divorce from him in the court of this district Miller is a resident of BisDee. Ais wife brought suit for divorce on the grounds of cruelty, the most specific act being his demonstrative dissatisfaction with the manner in which she had prepared a dose of biscuits for him. Mrs. Miller on the stand frankly stated to the court that cooking was not her long suit" but she pleaded that her un- skillfulness should not be made the ground work for an assault on her. that that did not warrant her hus- band in converting himself into a bis cult shooter and endeavOring to brain her with the product of her own hands.
 50 the struck eagle stretched upon
 the plain,
 No more through rolling clouds to soar again.
 Viewed his own feather on the fatal dart.
 It winged the shaft that quivered in his heart
 Mrs. Miller protested against becom- Ing an aCCOIupllCe III neT OWll uGSNE uC- tion at the hands of a biscuit. Another woman. a friend of hers. appeared in court 10 tell what she knew about the biscuit episode for she ! was a guest at the Miller table when the biscuits went hurtIing through the air When she had finished the story of the biscuit bombardment of the plaintiff and was leaving the stand she told Judge Kent that there was lot of other things she would admire to tell the court about the misdoings of "Old Bill" meaning thereby the de- fendant in the case. She may have a chance to tell them for there was yesterday presented in court petition by MT. Miller for the setting aside of the judgment and the dismissal of the petition for divorce. He says that he was not given notice of the proceed ings against him as the law cOntem- plates. The petition will be acted upon next Saturday.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

MRS. DIR. NEWLAND-Pr1vat home
 for ladies before and during confine-
 ment. Children adouted. S21 West = 18th St. Los Angeles. Cal.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
AN IMPORTANT THING.
To Be Observed in the Selection of
 Navajo Blankets.

The time for the buying of Navajo blankets is drawing to a close for this season, but the best bargains yet of fered are still obtainable. There has just been received at BaIke's Big Curio store two bales of blankets from the stores trading station on the reserva- ton. The long experience of MT. Bake in handling these blankets is a guar antee of their genuineness and excel lence. These blankets are all small or medium sized and come in black and white, black. white and gray. or red, black and white. They are made of native wool and are all wool warp. That is an important fact which is generally overlooked in the purchase of blankets. A great many of them have cotton warp made of common cotton twine. The warp is SO much stronger and harder than the wool that it soon cuts through it.
 The making of the wOolen warp takes up about as much of the Indians time as the weaving of the blanket, and he has been taught how his time may be saved by the use of cotton twine. When the blanket is new this is not no- ticed. with a little sse the warp az tains an unsightly prominence. The purchaser can detect this difference between the two kinds of blankets if he takes pains.
 The Big Curio store has also just received a large shipment of Indian been made by the Blackfeet IindI moccasins from Canada. They have been made by the Blackfeet Indians, the most expert in this particular kind of manufacture.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
FOR RENT.

Groom furnished frame house close in, good shade, newly papered, for $2O per month if taken for the summer.
 4-room brick cottage with bath, good shade, large brick stable, etc, for S15 per month.
 7-room furnished house. two lots with lots of shade, good stable, for $25 per month.
 Broom two-story brick house with all modern improvements. close in and in good location, for $25 per month.
 Groom brick close in with all mod ern improvements for S25 per month.
 4-rOom brick cottage close in with plenty of shade for S12.5O per month
 Broom frame house for $5 per month.
 Broom brick house for S5 per month.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
FOR SALE.

4-room frame house close in, Tn Churchill addition, for $1.OOO. Broom frame house in Neahr's ad- dition with 5O-foot lot for $500 on easy payments
 lot with one 3-room and one 4-room frame houses on it for $65O on easy payments. 4-room frame house in Irvine addi- tion for $45O, easy payments. | 4-room frame house in good loca- tion in University addition for $1,OOO, 1 on easy payments. ! 9-room brick house with bath, in l Capitol addition for sale or will eX-
 change for vacant property in good 1 location. Sale price s2,00O, equity of i $500.
 i lots in Irvine addition. joining rail 1 road property for $1OO per lot. easy 1 payments of $5 down and s per month. ! 12 lots in East Collins addition for 1 s35O, easy payments. l S1 down and $1 per week buys a lot
 on East Washington street at $15O. I $5 down and S5 per month buys a ! good residence lot on East Adams
 street at $25O; lots in this vicinity will
 double in value in very short time. ] $5 down and 8 per month buys lot
 close in on East Jefferson street set
 to umbrella and ash trees, at s400;
 these lots cannot be duplicated for the money.
 $5 down and 8 per month buys a good residence lot on East Washing ton, close in, at $500; your money back
 at any time on this lot if you become dissatisfied with your bargain. 1 ? lots on North First street in ] Churchill addition for S7OO.
 ? lots on West Washington street
 for $55O.
 1 lots on North 12th avenue Tn
 Neahr's addition for $25O each, $5 down and g per month. | 1 lot in Grand Avenue addition for ! $50, S1 down and s1 per week. | 100 lots in West Collins addition for | $50 and up per lot.
 5O lots in Neahr's addition for s2OO and up per lot. PECHA BROTHERS | Phone Red 9o1. | sig w. Washington St.. Phoenix. Ariz
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

MEN WANTED-Wages paid while learning barber trade; situations guaranteed; special rate. Mole- System College Los Angeles. Cal.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
Board and Rooms

THE PARKER-333 N. Second avenue, entire change of management; nice clean, well ventilated rooms with or without meals. House strictly mod ern; thoroughly cleaned throughout. Call and get a nice room at a req sonable price. w. M. McDirmit, Prop.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

FOR RENT-Furnished and unfur- nished houses; all sizes, kinds and prices; also, houses, lots and ranches for sale. w. K. James. g North Center St.
 FOR RENT-Furnished rooms. The Irving, 530 W. Washington.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
NOTICE.

The ladies of the First Baptist church will serve public dinners Of home cooked food. Friday. March 30. from 11:30 9. m. to 2 D. m- and from to D. m. Price B cents.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

FOR SALE-Best lot of negatives e Arizona views in the city, consist ing of about 300 5XS plates and 125 4X5 films. A chance to get a profita ble little business for a small sum of money. Apply to A. w. Lamm, at H. H. McNeil Co.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
THE HOME SAVINGS BANK G
 TRUST COMPANY
Between Hotel Adams and PostofHce
 Phoenix. Arizona.

We solicit savings accounts of $1.00 and upwards and pay f per cent inter est on deposits.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
RAISING FUNDS FOR THE CLUB
 HOUSE.

The prospect is bright-it is jewelIed and gilded; A club house in Phoenix is sure to oe builded. Each loyal club woman is spending
 her time Corralling the nicble. pursuing the
 dime. One plying ner camera. merits ap- By giving the proceeds to further "the
 cause;" Or if we are hungry, both Ceilings
 and Deity. Take orders for bread which they war
 rant not "hefty.- The Bishops dear daughter our
 thanks we should vote ner- Will rent us her surrey, with Dolly for motor; Or Aitken will sell us a pleasure ec- A ride in her auto that's quite auto
 cratic; Or Dysart will give us-their charms
 being many A peep at the twins, at a peep for a
 penny; While telling our fortunes. both Kib-
 bey and Nichols Are reaping the field with their sibyl-
 line sickles. Perplexed for resources to aid ia the
 scheme. Last night I fell into a singular dream My brain into rhyming machinery
 turned, And my contribution was easily earn It chanced that my customers mostly
 were ladies' In dainties and delicate fabrics their
 trade is; The money poured in for each od2 and
 each sonnet, And I dreamed with delight of 5 new
 Easter bonnet. And yet all my graceful. meI'lious
 verses Failed wholly to open the masculine Iris obvious surely. and needs no re- The fact that old Adam lost Eden by
 eating The new. modern Adam, I'm certain
 inherits A relish for food-it is one of his mer-
 its. Still dreaming. prayed in most streH-
 uous diction. ]
 stranger than fiction" IL happened. Soon after that strong supplication, My rhyme-min encountered queer transformation; Instead of alIuring through mctrical
 mazes, My many fair readers. and winning
 their praises. With clear poem pictures of life and
 it's follies, It rolled out great numbers of fresh ''Aot tamales." But alack and alas, Twas too heavily
 loaded: I wakened in terror-the mill had ex-
 Laura Case Downing. In Bla-k town lived bowling swell The girls called him a dardY, He woa the city's reigning belle With uifts of Donofrio's Cactus
 Candy. See in another column the notice Of
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
Fer Sale

HEALTH is wealth. We have the health and want the wealth by cleaning, pressing and repairing your clothes. Everybody's Tailor, 313 w. Washington st. Phone Black. 997.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
For SaIe-3 Ranches

No. 1 is located 1 1-2 miles from Kirkland station; consists of 16O acres all under 5-wire fence and 3-4 miles running water.
 No. ?, located in Walnut Grove on Hassayampa river; consists of so acres and good Groom house; never-failing water.
 No. 8, located in Peoples valley, con- sists of 16O acres all under 3-wire fence and a small house, and is good farm ing land adapted to raising corn, beans and hay.
 All the above are patented lands and well located for cattle or goat ranches, surrounded by ample range. Address
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

FOR SALE-Four room brick on East Monroe street. $65O. Address Box 5O5
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

WANTED-To borrow $4OG0 for three years at per cent interest, with privilege of paying part of principle in one or two years. Highly inn proved real estate for security, car rying a well established and profit able business. Address J. H. Lane, Box B, City.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

TO LOAN-Money on real estate at 5 per cent. also on personal and chat tels. L. J. Rice, m=h., trust dept, Union bank.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

40 AND so acre ranch. nicely improved,
 all under cultivation. H. Riddle, r N. First avenue.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25
Situations Wanted
Lest and Found

STRAYED-Red moOley milk cow branded 100 on hip. Notify Benton Bros, Livery stable. LOST-Brown leather pocketboolI containing money, from which finder will be rewarded if returned to this office.
 STRAYED-One bay mare, reached mane, and Jersey COW. Notify P. o. box 425 and receive reward.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

EDISON photographs and records de- livered anywhere free on receipt full retail price; largest stock Edison records west of Rockies; send for circulars. Peter Bacigalupi. 7S6 Mis- sion. San Francisco
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

buy horse, buggy and
 harness. 1900 West Jefferson.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

FOR SALE-Ladies' bicycle, cheap.
 1006 $. Second avenue
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

LOOK at this. Why go pay SIS or $20 for 8 suit of clothes when you can get them for S3 or s4 by calling at the New York Hat Factory. We have a full line of mis6t and second hand clothing; we sell cheap. No. 21 N. 1st ave.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

It sometimes happens that . book keepers downfall is due to his acci- dentally having lost his baIance.-PhiI- adeIphia Record
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

WILL give interest in good gold group of prospects, in Yavapai county. for development money Near producer. Prospects, care Republican.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

See in another column the notice Of dinners ct the Baptist church.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

In Bla-k town lived bowling swell The girls called him a dardv, He wo- the city's reigning belle With pifts of Donofrio's Cactui
 Candy.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

If a man returns a borrowed urn- brella it's a sure indication that he has a conscience,-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

FOR SALE-2 year old registered deep red Durham bull. He must be seen to be appreciated. If you want him call with lots of money at Wiatt's ranch. 3 miles due west from Six Points, Christy road.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-25

correspond with pros pectors or parties having mining claims for sale or development, showing large ore bodies. Address P. O. Box APT. Phoenix. Ariz. WANTED-On desert. or ranch to furnished rooms, by la couple for housekeeping. New orSof healthy peo- pie. Will pay $5 reward after nov ing in for recommending me such cottage. No objection to brokers. Box 1863. Phoenix