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Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24
WILL LECTURE ON WAR
FOR MONEY FOR MONU MENT
Special to The Herald.

Special TO The Herald
LONG BEACH. Sept 23.-Bishop Da-
vid II. Moore If the Methodist Episoo-
pal church dill deliver lecture tomOr-
row night in the auditorium on the sub
ject, "'rhe First Battle of the Russo
Japanese War" The bishop was a
witness of this encounter.
The proceeds Of the lecture will be ap-
piled TO the fund with which a soldiers
monument is to be placed in the city
park.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24
400 STUDENTS IN LONG
BEACH HIGH SCHOOL
Special to The Herald.

LONG BEACH, Sept 23-At a meet
ing of the board of school trust ees, held
last night, forty-five new desks were
ordered for the high school. With these
a new room will be fitted up to accom-
modate the pupils who are unable to
get seats under present conditions.
Superintendent Morgan stated that
the registration up to date In the gram
mar schools is 2436 and in the high
school nearly 400.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24

Sapleigh-The doctah says cigawette
smoke kills micwobes doncher know
Miss Caustique-Then how do you
account for the fact that you are still
News.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24
TRANSFER AND STORAGE
PATENTS AND PATENT RIGHTS

PATENTSI FURNISH MY CLIENTS
with copies of all correspondence had in
nish free Of charge complete copies of
drawings and specifi ca tiois; retain this
for future reference. JAMES r. TOWN
SEND, Bradbury Block. Phones 347
HAZARD & HARPIAM. PIONEER
Agcy. Citizens Nat. Blk. bldg. Book
free.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24

Everything you want you will md In
he classified page. One cent a word.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24

your property; immense bargains: ap.
ply at once Satisfa ction and quick
results. Member Realty Board. 304-S
BR YSON BLOCK, I'd and Spring sts.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24
Clearing House Banks


United States National Bank HSLMAS sSL+M n. s.b bTss
- Commercial
Commercial National Bank a. ri rRqNSTNGEb qSST eab Pres
-
Farmers Merchants National Bank Xs HA!AN c Pres
Capital
First National Bank M ELi+IQQITTt TTeess c..p.
/
~
Merchants National Bank Y " tdBiI4I4ppAAN tHdBI4I4ppAAN dI5sSs
W. E.
broadway Bank Trust Company AN " EENH EGN5HLGaE asb Pres
-
A Anner;co Ma+opa RonIr w. f. Pres
ANH-lANoi tNo|Ohoi DaiH> T
National California oNN rIs1 NJ q MAFBLE
~ Capital,
CNta Ror,lr Truct Pres.
s. ~ JI ~ saa 80 snr,sn A tfIARPEg Cashier. ..
citizens National Bank WWAATTEEBBss Pres
- entralR Rank Pres
L AD"-N w.
Fourth Broadway Capital
|Nhe National Bank of Commerce 1o,c1 Acc ~.
= Casher
Surplus
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24
EDUCATIONAL

CLAssE5 IN 'HYPNoTTsM FORMING
at VAN AUKBN OXYGEN INsTI-
TUTE. late of San Francisco; c. A.
Bonesteel, M. D., physician in charge
G25 S. T'igueroa St l1ome phone 517S7
Hours 1 to 5, 7 to s p. m. Free lecture
on 'Hypnotism," Sunday eve, Sept. 16
SPANISH LESSONS BY EXPERT
enced' teacher. Telephone HOME 3l052.
FOR EXCHANGE
Real Estate
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24
BEN WHITE
Will EXCHANGE

Wv HHl EXCHlaGlgS
your property; immense bargains: ap.
ply at once. ,Satisfa ction and quick
results. Member Realty Board 304-S
BRYSON BLOCK. I'd and Spring sts.
FOR EXCHANGE
Two fine homes for ranches, wal
nut or foothill preferred. Two fiat
buildings rooms each, Westake
Gerry stock we'll located, doing a good
business, for small ranch
j. A. MORLAN Ss CO.,
2o2 Fay Bldg.
FOR EXCHANGE-$15, 900 ORANGE
grove, half valencias; a fine income
Los Angeles and viii consider city
property even value or less l.. Nj.
PRATT, 60s Laughlin bldg, Head
quarters for orange groves"
FOR EXCHANGE - AN UPRIGHT
piano, new and perfect order and fine
toned. VIII exchange for lot. Ad-
dress BOX 36S, Herald.
FOR EXCHANGE OR SALE
My equity in 167 W. 3Sth ST. for good
lot. Owner, S42 E: 47th ST.
FOR EXCHANGE
Equity of sl1OO in southeast cor. 56th.
end of San Pedro street, S5X130. What
have you? Owner 342 East 52nd st.
TRANSFER AND STORAGE
-~~~-~~<~~~~~~~~-~
CoLYEAR WAREHOUSE CO..
415-417-419 San Pedro st.
Main office 324 South Main.
Phones Main ILL., Home 2l54. New and
absolutely fire proof storage; private
locked rooms for bric-a-brac. pianos,
fine furniture, etc. Trunks. boxes, ETC.,
stored, 25c to SOC per month. We solicit
your patronage.
PATENTS AND PATENT RIGHTS
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24

FOR EXCHANGE - AN UPRIGHT
piano, new and perfect order and fine
tOncd. VIII exchange for lot. Ad-
dress BOX 36S, Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-24
Passing of Menagerie

The tendency of circuses of the large
class is now to have menagerie come
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-30
MOST MEN HONEST

Every SO often the newspapers tell Of
the going wrong of some man who has
been trusted with funds, until it would
seem as if there was no safety in public
institutions. And yet when one comes
to think of it, nine tenths of all the
business of the world is done on trust
that is, on faith in the honesty of other
persons.
Where one man goes estray and com.
mits breach of trust there are thous.
andsIwho live with daily opportunities
to embezzle and misappropriate who
never take dollar entrusted to Their
care. OF these thousands, one never
reads, many Of them are poor all theil
lives and barely exist on low salaries
while daily handling sums that if taken
would make them comparatively rich
They live and die unknown but honest
men.
The dishonest man is the exception
that proves the rule. Most men are
honest. In the cases of embezzlement
that are brought to light, it is rare that
the dishonesty has been deliberate
stealing. In most cases the sums were
just borrowed with full intention oi
repayment. But things went different
than the culprit expected and the money
is lost, with the consequences. Very
few Of those that run away, are found
to have much money with them, it was
all lost before they started. Fora man
to make grab and run, is thing
almost unknown among trusted EN-.
ployes.
f1t were not for this faith in human
nature, business would almost come to
q standstill. The whole fabric rests
upon our faith in our fellows.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-30

These figures tell their own story.
Almost 100, 600 more bushels of No.
Northern shipped out than in, all other
higher grades largely increased and all
the lower grades entirely disappeared.
The profits of this elevator for the three
months were over $4,000 besides the
screenings.
1t is self evident proposition, that
giving the elevator people all due credit
for their skill in cleaning, scrubbing
and mixing, there still remains power
that is supernatural. It is quite evi-
dent that the mere presence of the
wheat in such an elevator for brief
period works miracle. No less than
367, 900 bushels of "No. A." rejected
and "no grade' wheat have been chang
ed into "No. l, 2 and g." It is no less a
miracle than the change of water into
the wine at the marriage feast.
What the farmers of North Dakota
want to know is how the miracle is per-
formed, SO that they may be able to dc
the same before they take their wheat
from their own granaries.
Some further light may be shed on
this subject, if North Dakota should
pass law, that every elevator in this
state should make similar report to
the Commissioner of Agriculture and
Labor annually. At present the receipts
and shipments. of local elevators are
profound secrets. A little more public
ity would show the evils, if any, and the
remedies. The North Dakota Bankers
committee have made good start and
in the right direction. We know now
some of the evils at Duluth. We have
diagnosed the disease, and we will soon
find remedy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-30
a One.Minute story

From the compasion's Khanksgiuing Number
There was not one of Mr.. Beal's fam
lily who did not try to devise system Of
mnemonics for him, from his wife down
to his youngest daughter-in-law; but
none Of the systems proved satisfactory.
1t was his wife's idea to tie strings on
Mr.. Beal's fingers, and one afternoon he
appeared before his youngest daughter
in-law with the thumb of his left hand
wound about with yellow cord.
will yon give me . lcupo Of tea, Mar
ian, SO / shall have strength enough to
go home and confess Il can't remember
what this thumb was tied up for?', he
asked, rueful|y. q a getting worse
and worse, ana i presume my wife ii
about discouraged With me- y.
Why, Father Beal, said the pretty
flaught law, comp your
thumb il 81 You Just let mo IN. IN.
tis that cord md bathe Il With aloohol
,alnd water n IiSs q
Il all risht tlI', cried, M. Bsal,
bytully " shat NV w Is ssst. ss
Irsinsn ~ VA AZ az sehsi.
u
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-30

value in the oral spelling. One value
whichis now almost entirely neglected
was the syllabication and the pronun-
citation by syllable. The first is valuable
in knowing the right division of syllables
and the pronunciation is very valuable
in teaching clear and correct enuncia-
tion Of each syllable.
Again, Chis is the age of typewriting,
and to spell orally. A practiced opera
tor will of course after time spell more
or less automatically as others do with a
pen, but the beginner has to spell letter
! by letter.
The best way is both ways-though
there's some that never can learn either
way.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-30

The Chronotype youth ironically in
sists that we know everything. If that
were SO we should present a paradox,
for we also know nothing-and have
known it-ever since we became ac-
quainted with Rex.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-30
oooOOOoOOoooO
County News

=
ooeoooeeoeosos
Cavalier has new skating rink.
Miss Kittridge of Grafton is the new
milliner at Crystal.
Wet snow crushed the roof of the st.
Thomas skating rink.
Geo. Kirky has sold his farm near
Cavalier to H. E. Pratt.
Henry Metherell has moved from his
Glasston farm to Cavalier city.
The Bruce post Office >has been dis
continued as the result of new rural
route.
Norval Baptie, the skater has been at
work on the Neche M. E. church, but
expects to soon start on skating tour,
for the winter season.
The teaching staff of the Cavalier
schools; divided in two parties and visit.
ed the Grand Forks and Grafton schools
respectively last week.
Grand Master McFadden of Neche
is out with some of the other principal
officers of the Grad Lodge, visiting Local
A. o. U. w. lodges in different towns.
Mrs. Grant s. Hager contributed an
interesting sketch of the history of ole
Pembina County to the Times which is
to be continued. The school children
ought to read them.
School district l8 which has twe
school houses is trying the experiment
of consolidating and hiring a team te
haul the children to school that live at {
distance.
| Miss Blanch Greenwood and Thomas
Gaffneylof Crystal were married at Graf
ton. The young people we're raised ir
this county. They will make their home
in Saskatoon.
Paul Lake of the McCabe elevators al
Glasston got his foot caught in pulley
and had his ankle dislocated and some
bones broken. He was taken to the
Deaconess Hospital at Grand Forks.
The st. Thomas mass meeting bore
fruit in the shape of 36 empty box cars
and now the farmers can deliver wheat
Editor Hager philosophers that the rail.
way commissioners are of no value, but
mass meetings are.
A. D. Gibson of Tyner who has been
for some time in the Twin Cities fol
medical treatment is at home again.
His condition is thought to be consider.
adly improved. Many friends all ovel
the:county hope for complete recovery.
Fred Rene has leased his farm on the
Pembina river for four years to Henry
Deitrick who has been running the
Frank Morris farms. Fred don't know
what he will keep busy at as yet. He
has an auction sale on December 7th.
The railway mail service over on the
Neche line is getting worse. It seems
to miss connections about half the time
and thus gives the people q tri-weekly
service. That's worse than the N. P,
| is doing. The latter is only regularly
late-about two hours.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-30
...:;ss:o,245Ij.;loI

SBullshels.'|
.l96,206,a0
/, ,,s..,218|,z500!0
s.Nolle.
,.!p,!e|.' |
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-11-30

Manufacturing Pharmacists aud Dealers IL
Paints, Oils, WindOT Glass, Dyestuts, Spices,
Druggists Fancy Goods and SPecialties. lm'
pOrtsrs Of Tooth Brushes, Hair Brushes, Per-
fnT1ery, Olive OIL, &c.
Gloss Paints, Masury's Liquid Colors aud
Devoe's Lead and Zinc Paints.
Goods shipped the day order is rreceiTed'
Quotations furnished by return mail. Cor
responheBcA solicited
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-11-30
Alssaanria 1assfte,
FRIDAY EVENING. NOV. 80, isef.
GOVERNMENT WAGES Low.
n. T. Neweomb Gives Facts Of Inter-
est TO WAGE Farmers.

est to Wage Farmers.
From 1896 10 1904 the average retail
cost Of the ordinary articles OF food
used in the United states sdyancsd no
less than Il per cent dG06, to be more
exact)-that is. the purchaser ~ food
for 4 family had 10 pay Silt IN 1894
for the same quantity and quality OF
food that 81 would purchase In 1896.
These are Official statistics complied
by the highly skilled experts euployod
by the fedora! government. and every
housewife knows that they do not over
state rhe advance. Other necessities ar
life have advanced In cost with al'-
proximatcly equal rapidly.
UnquestiOnsbly wages ought, gener-
ally speaking. 10 have advanced some
whs, in proportion 10 the increase III
the cost OF living In private employ
ment this has apparently taken place
the average wages per hour reported
by the federal bureau OF labor being
1886 per cent higher in 1904 than in
1896 and the average weekly earnings
12.76 per cent higher. The advances
thus represented are spread oil over the
country: they characterize every pri-
yate industrial enterprise and have
benefited all classes of wCrkmen EN-
ployed Ia private undertakings.
How is ii with public employment
A few undertakings conducted under
public ownership employ labor like
that similarly serving private employ
erp in the same communities, and In
these cases the public rate Of wages
has slowly been advanced somewhat
In proportion 10 the advance in the
wages privately paid. But where any
American government. municipal. state
OF national; IL the sole or by far the
largest employer Of particular class
OF labor the advances 10 meet lncreas-
ed cost OF living have been so few that
the ordinary investigator will he I'M
able to discover n single instance.
Throughout the postal service, among
the 5000 clerical employees al Wash
ington. in the customs and internal
revenue services there have been no
advances in pay TO meet the rise in
coat Of food. clothing and shelter. The
paw of letter carriers, for example. re-
mains precisely where il was fixed
twenty years ago by nm act approved
on Jan. 2, 1887
The largest printing Office IN the
world Is that maintained at Washing
ton by the government, aud there the
federal government employs large
force OF Intelligent and highly skilled
worklngmen. 4 change in the basis
OF payment in 1890 from the piece
work to the per hour system prevents
comparisons with dates prior to the
change. but wages havo remained sta
tionary since March 8, 1899 although
the official statisticianS report that the
cost of food has advanced since the
latc Of wages was fixed by statute full
ly 1926 per cent During the same
years the wages Of printers in private
book publishing or job printing estab'
lishments advanced throughout the
United States as follows: Competitors,
male, 1857 per cent; composItors, fe'
male. 20.30 per cent; press feeders.
male, 2241 per cent; press feeders, re-
male, 21.27 per cent; pressmcn, u.fo
per cent.-H. 4. Newcomb.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-11-30
Postmaster Robbed.

G. W. Fouts. Postmaster at Rivertop, Ia ,
nearly lost his life and was robbed Of all COM
fort, according 10 his letter, which says ::
FOR 20 years had chronic liver complaint
which led 70 such a severe case Of jaundice
that even my finger nails turned yellow; when
my doctor pr scr,bed Electric Bitters: which
cured me and have kept me well for eleven
years" Sure cure for Biliousness. Neuralgia,
weakness and all Stomach, Liver, Kidney
and Bladder arrangements. A wonderful
Tonic At L. 8. Lesdbeater 4 Sons drug
sfora 10 ceDta
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-11-30

Gcod for everything sslye is used for.
DeWitt's Witch hazel Salye. Get DeWitt's
Sold by ". +, Creighton * Ca, 4Oi King
-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-11-30
nOvi5 g3w-f

VIRGINIA in the Clerks Office Of the
Corporation Court Of the City Of Ale1an-
dria. on the 18th day Of November, 1906.
J. Albert Henderson vs.. Annie s Henderson,
India Henderson, Avery Henderson, Flor
ence Gift, Percy Cliff, John Avery, NJ. II.
w. Avery, Hattie Avery, A. ". Avery,
Ada DeBOcandi, Otis T. Mason, Emily Poll
Ind, Edward Pollard, Mary Henderson,
Ruth Henderson, hannah Henderson,
Alice Graham and Robert NJ. Graham.
In chancery.
Memo. The Object of this suit is to secure a
partition Of q ground rent on lot NJ. 9l7
Duke street, Of which Virginia Henderson
and Cora DeBocaudi died seized, among the
parties entitled thereto.
II appearing by an affidavit filed in
this cause that the defendants, John
Avery, M. III. w. Avery. Hattie Avery
A. ". Avery. Ada DeBocaDdi. Otis T.
Mason, Emily Pollard and Edward Pol
lard are non-residenLs Of this State: II
is Ordered, That said defendants appear
here within fifteen days after due publication
Of this order, and do what il necessary To
protect their interests in this suit and that
copy Of this order be forthwith inserted IN the
Alexandria Gazette. newspaper published
In the city Of Alexandria, once WEI for
four Successive weeks, and posied At the front
door Of the Court House in this city.
A copy--Tesie
CHARLES BENDHEIM, Clerk.
By NEWELL s. GRERSATAY. d. G.
c. G. C'rlin and Howard w. Smith, p. q.
no2S w4w-w
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-11-30
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trslns leave Union Station Alexandria.
Tn Eaeot f)c,aher ii 1oisS
RAILROADS

In Eject October II. 1890.
Y. B-Following schedule figures published
only as information, aud arr not guaranteed.
7:52 A. A.--Daily-Locsi FOR HsfsisonburF
WarreE.es, nangiile and way stations.
IlOe A. M.--Wsshingion and Florida limit.
ed. Sleeping ears between New York ard
Jacksonville. Through 6lsi-class coaches
between Washington ami jacksonville.
Dining err service between Washington ana
Columbia.
fi:S2 A. NJ aily-U. g. Fast Mail. Firs.
elsss coaches snd drawing room sleeper TO
New Orleans. Dining car service.
AIS p. M.--Week Days-Iocel for Har
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch
5:I3 ?. N.--Dsily-Local for Warrenton ard
Charlottesville.
III p. M.-Daily-New York and Atlanta
Express ~Firs. class coach 70 Atlanta: sleeper
10 UosG.65 us, Ga. Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays Sunset Route Tourist sleeper Wesh
ington 10 San francisco.
1907 z. NJ, No. 93-Daily--New York and
Florida Express. Through coaches add
sleepeIs to Columbia, Savannah and Jackson.
vile. Sleepers 10 Augusta and Port Tampa
DininL car service a Ia carte
i0:ly 7. -Dsity-Washington end Chat.
tanooga Limited (yia Lynchburgl, Firsi
class coach and sleeping ear TO Roanoke,
hHOAh1A1cl NHattAuov@t cbu iCnipdies O.OoP-
er to Birmingham aud New Orleans, Wash
ingtoD 10 Roanoke. Dining car service.
ll:02 p. MISUNDERSTANDING aud South
western Limited. All Pullman train, club
car to Atlanta, observation cars 10 Atlanta.
Macon Sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta, Macon,
Birmingham and New Orleans Dining car
servict
Through trains from the south arrive at AL.
exandria 6:l9, 6:35. 933- and 1913 A.. NJ.
snc 2:43, 1913 and 1888 p. NJ. daily. Har-
risonburg ll:Ss A. NJ. week days and 9:03 T.
NJ. daily. From Charlottesville 1868 A. NJ.
n from Lynch burg 9;O3 P. NJ. daily.
TRAINS ON BLuEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria w. & 0. station) S:2i A
NJ. l:40 aud 1853 P. NJ. week days for Blue
mont: 6:35 p. NJ. for Leesburg; 9:l6 A. NJ.
and 4:5S P. NJ on Sundays only for Blue
mont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
nan reservation, ETC., apply to WILLIAM y
LEHEW, ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
Fl. B. SPENCER, General Manager.
s. II. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
w. II. TAYLCE, Gen. Passenger Agen.
L. s. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington, ID. G.
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Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in effect Nov. Is. 1908.

Schedule in effect Nov. %. lsO5.
Trains leave Union Station for Washington
and ponts north at S0i, 9 SO and IL OIL a. m.
2 SO. 7O7. s IS, and II SO p. M, week days.
Sundays SO a. NJ, 1901, 707, 49, and
1873 p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at 44s. s12 glOtal), and IL % a: m.
400, 5 on (l0cal), and 8 Al p. M, week days.
Sundays AZ and IL % a. NJ, 100, "
(local), and Al p. IN.
Accommodation for Quantico IL q. m. sun
days only, AZ p. m. week days and 50 ..
IN. except Saturdays.
NOTE Time Of srrivals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. d. DUKE, C. w. CULP, w. P. TAYLOR
Asst To Pres't. Gen'l Supt. Traf. Mgr.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-11-30
THE CASH BOY TALKS.
~ Fathers Idea Of the Delights Of
Municipal Ownership.

Municipal Ownership.
Say. boss" remarked our cash boy
this morning, my paw is red hot for
minnleslckle ownership. don't know
what that Is. but paw says everybody
u go,us to own everything and divide
w the PROFITS. lie was telling na
about il last night
MA asked him where the people
would get the money To buy those
things, aS they would cost millions Of
dollars.
"Psw said, Issue bonds
YES said ma, but how will you
psy the bonds when they are duei
Tissue more bonds said paw.
But how about rbe interests: said
ma. Won't you nave 10 Tax the people
for that
why. no" said paw. Pay the in
terest with bonds
II don, SEQ how y0u could do that
snid ma
You don't, CHI replied paw. Now,
when We wcai 70 housekeeping. didn't
/ pay far al or far,.5urc by giving
note. and when ii came due didn't |
give The ma1 aaJ,uer note: You wom-
Ell know uorliIu@ about finance. You
wait until the NJ. licsick!e ownership
gets IN power. nc vii divide the profits
among The ',,id. a4a 10 olc will have
to wOsA. Ne viii all % Nanderbilts.
Won't yla lc proud OF yOur hubby
when hc b-cpne~ part owner OF all
pubic i.' &C.: You see, madam, there
'-' "a i.>- vnG don't know.
49,, a p;- .,1.ted wise. Ma
SOL ..Li caz"l .ln for some time
nn3 zen said:
'''Nc.. there sac ONE things | don't
know. and 0nc OF those things is this;
II lhege is man go o." fit for the
mnatic ayln.n taii VA don't know
him
TIN co.lme.ccl - whistle 'Ev-
eiyAo,y Vor',4 hut Daddy. Say.
boss. YOU See that lump on the back
OF my head? Paw has had that tune
polsed at him before, and wasn't look
ing when his old shoe came flying my
way."-Yonkers Statesman.