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or course YOU don't like 80 be
made company OF when YOU go on a
visit but would YOU stay worry Tong
II you were made one OF the family .
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Ennis for Houston
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Waxahachie
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| Twelfth Night, Act /. Scenes 4 and
). The personnel of the lesson:
| Olivia ........... ......., Mrs. Small
Viola .............,.. 1865. Miss Sims
Orsino ,......... Mrs Bodenhamer
Maria ..... ......... Miss Griggs
Malvolio ......... Mrs. Templeton
The Clown ...... Mrs. Mcknight
Sir Toby .............. Mrs. Edwards
What do we infer rom the lines
by Valentine in the beginning of
scene 4?
Explain the word "humor" in vio-
las reply.
To whom is the Duke referring in
his command to Viola?
Explain "all is 'semblatiye a wo-
mans part. -
What was the Clown or Jester in
Shakespeare time?
TO fear no colours" upon what
words is the Clown playing here?
Is Maria, a match for the Clown in
wit?
What personality does he resort
to-?
What is he riaieuling in his use
of the word "quinapolus?"
What is the Clown trying to prove?
What is the defect in his argu-
ment?
What state of intoxication has
Sir Toby reached in this scene?
How does Viola carry out the
Dukes commands?
Why is Viola SO anxious "a see
Olivia's face?
| What was Ohvia's reason for
! sending the ring?
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A GREAT BEER HOUSE.
Munich Owns the Oldest and LarEes
SaIoou In the World

Munich Owns the Oldest and Largest
saloon In the World.
The Hofbrauhaus of Munich is per-
haps the oldest and largest saloon in
the world. owned by the king of Bn-
yaria and patronized by an average Of
12OoO customers Il day. On holidays
the number often runs up to 1000 and
$1,000. Nothing to drink is sold but
beer, brewed Mt the royal brewery,
which was started by King Ludwig the
Severe in 12;3. The present Hofbrau-
haus was built in 1911, and the beer
was brewea ON the spot until 1873,
when the brewery was moved into the
country to less expensive quarters.
There are seats for 300 customers,
plain wooden benches without backs
eside plain wooden tables without
.3YaYs. In the garden or court are 100
empty beer barrels set on end, which
are used for tables. The stems, which
are very heavy and hold quart of
beer. are piled up in stacks before the
bar on the floor In the morning. where
they remain until they are used.
When customer wants beer he
picks out stein, takes 1t to one OF the
basins Of running water which line the
walls and washes it himself. Then he
carries it to the counter and hands it
over to the bartender who fills 1t with
beer from the BARREL The price Is 6
cents stein. and the profits support
the hospitals of the city, although the
king could claim them If he desired to
do so, as the brewery and the Hofbrau-
haus belong to him by inheritance
Chicago Record Herald
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TRAINING DOG POLICE.
Breaking In of the Seine Patrol One
of the Sights of Paris.


The training of the young New
foundlands that are periodically added
to the staff is one of the sights of
Paris. 1t takes place in the headquar-
tiers of the agents plongeurs, n small
building on the quayside not far from
the Cathedral of Notre Dame. Dogs
and men enter into the exercise with
zest, and there is usually crowd OF
onlookers emily dummy figures are
used, but the rescue" Is nevertheless
very realistic affair The big dogs
know perfectly we'll what the exercise
means, and they wait with comic en-
thusiasm until the dummy IS thrown
Into the water and an agent plongeur
PUSHES out on hearing the splash and
the cutlery of spectators. While the
men are busy with lilies and life buoys
the dog plunges into the water, swims
to the dummy. watches with rare IL
telligence for an opportunity to get an
advantageous hold. and then it either
swims ashore or waits for its master,
who brings 10 the rescue long poles,
cork belts and the like The more eX-
perieneed dogs. however, will easily
effect rescue from first to last with
out human assistance. and it Is an in
spring sight 10 watch them looking
for a foothold on the slippery sides OF
the river bank and pulling the heavy
dummy into Il place of safety.
1t takes about four months TO train
the dogs efficiently. They are also
charged with the protection of their
masters when attacked by the deS-
perate runlans who sleep under the
arches of the bridge in summer. Thus
in Paris the police dogs are II proved
success century.
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TO a stranger the erection of Il tomb.
stone to a living person seems rather
CHASTITY, but it's the custom in some
New England villages" said the travel
ing man. / was collecting quaint
epitnphs for a magazine article, and,
after had put up my motor ear on my
arrival in II Villige, | would 20 staight-
way To the cemetery ON an epltaph
hunt There | would find, set up in lot
after lot, tombstoncs of living people.
Each stone would contain the name
and the date of birth CHASTITY, wasn't
IT. met II pretty girl in Il hotel in
New Hampshire. She was the land
lords daughter She showed me her
stone in the cemetery. The last name
was left blank in her ease. 1 may
marry. you know, She explained" -
New York Press
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Peasant and King.

Henry ~ the idol of the French
people. VAS also 4 king of phrase max
ms. During one of his tours through
France he arrived nj Il small village
and ordered that the most intelligent
vllager be sent II converse with him
while lac diucd When the rustic ap,
pcarrd the King ordered him to take
seat opposite to him at the table.
What is yaur namef" asked the mon
arch. Sire, | am called Galllard," re
piled the peasant What Is the diff
ference, said the king "between gall
lard" Il. =, Il Jolly fellow and pail
lard" ii =. rallclF sire" was the
reply. there is hut table between
the two"
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4 surfeit of Oratory.

One of the mistaken theories is that
a public speaker is necessary to the
success of any public affair. This the
DRY had its rise at time when oratory
was fad Orators We're cultivated
and they were supposed TO take hui
man passions in their hands and toy
with them. In this practical age pub
lie speakers are a bore, and nobody
cares anything about them. People
gather to be entertained and not lee
tured But. this theory having been
established that Il public speaker is
important 10 Il picnic. an orator is
hauled out and set loose on a few old
gentlemen with canes and few moth
ers who must occupy the benches in
taking care of the children.-Sabetha
Herald
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TIE WAVING WOMAN.
Queer Old Legend of the City of
Mexico.

"A Ia oaneraIIv known senior mapv
had tbings arc MOT with at night IN
tba .treets of tbe citv but This wailinp
vomAo Ia I1orona IL tbe very worst
of them all She * worse by far than
tho Yaco dc Tumhrn that Mt midnight
ZONES forth from the potrero Of San
gebastlaD and goes galloping through
tho etrcats like - hIuzfng yhirlwind
breathing forth from her nostrils smoke
md flames because the fiery cow, Sc
nor while n dangerous animal to look
nj really does nobody any harm. and
Ia Jloron1 Il n harmful as she
can he
Seeing her walking along quietly
Mt the times when she is not running
and sbricking for her lost children
she seems n respectable person only
odd looking because of her white skirt
and the white reboso with which her
head Is covered and anybody might
sneak to her. But whoever does speak
TO her In that very same moment dies!
No one who has stopped her to tax
with her ever has lived TO tell what
happens nj that terrible encounter, but
ii II generally known that what does
happen is this: Slowly she turns to-
ward the one who has spoken, and
slowly size opens the folds Of her white
reboSo. and then is seen Il bare grin
ming skull set fast to bare skeleton,
and from her tlcshless jaws comes one
single ley cold breath that freezes INTO
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REVIEW OF REVIEWS

The more magazines there are the
more necessary is the REVIEW OF
REV Jews, because it brings together
the best that Is in all the most import
ant monthles in the world. Such is
the flood of periodical literature that
nowadays people say the only way to
keep up with it IL to read the RE
VIEW OF REVIEWS. Entirely over
the above Tt, wing section, it has
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than most maGNllnes, aud the most
timely and important articles printed
in any monthly. The REVIEW OF
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and vet is \ nrticaa first and fore
most.
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As the extra hand rose from his
dinner in the farm kitchen the farmers
son Informed him that he was to pitch
hay i'll the afternoon
Il won't do it," was the curt reply.
An right. please Yourself 1t doesn't
make any difference To me-" retorted
the farmers son My father told me
to deliver the message. and IL you
don't pitch you'll get into trouble with
him"
Il wont, do ii for either you or your
father reioined the man. You
should ha' told me sooner At dinner
time | filed myself Tor raklng, and l
can't pitc''"
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The word "scapcgoat' originated in
an ancient Hebrew custom practiced
Mt the feast of the Passover Placing
n young goat upon the altar. the priests
would pray over it. asking that all the
sins OF the people he visited upon the
goat. Thcn, after each member of the
tribe had transferred his guilt to the
victim 10y laying on his hands, the an
imal was turned loose in the forests To
be dcvoured by the wild beasts
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,tirht He Worse,

When the poet Wordsworth died an
old lady at AmbleSide lost no time in
telling the mournful news to an old
and confidential manservant. Fly, eyw
duoth Thomas. Its Il greet loss nae
doOt, but efter a 1t may not be sic a
parrish loss as ye're coontin' on. Mrs.
Wordsworth, they say, is Il gey. clever
body, and she'll be carryin' on the
business, we may be sewer"
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
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WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
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Price IS cents per bottle. Sold by all drug
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Take Halls Family Pillsfor constipation.
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Confidence.

Father Ito aspirant to the hand of
his daughter)-Suppose l should fail
and lose my last cent, would you still
ask me for my daughter? Loyer-Nat-
urally. I know you to be man capa
BILE Of getting to work again and max
istico
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
sCHEDULEIN EFFECT NOV. %, 1866.
Trains Leave LambertyiIIe

For Trenton. Philadelphia, Baltimore,
Washington, and principal intermediates sta
tons 6:lS. s'0h, S45, 1888, a. M, EOS, 42S 7:25 D.
m weekdays. sundays s.45 a M, : 25 p. m.
Binghampton Buffalo and principal intermed-
iate stations 1921 a m, S35, p. M week days
sundays 9.ls, q. m, S37, p, M.
For fhllhpsburg, Stroudsburg, Scranton,
Binghampton and intermediate stations, Ssi,
a. m, .43, p. m, week days
For Phlllipshurg, Stroudsburg, Scranton
week days
For Phillipsburg and intermediate stations,
%, p. m, week days
For Pennington S.47 m 2l0 and 40 D M
week days
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t.nn.l Nensnm

"Why did Mrs. Fiekler sue her hus-
band for Divorce
4 suppose he was the only man she
rould sue if she really wished to get
pue Milwaukee, Journal
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MONEY WANTED.

5000, 81 900, 800 $500. All first mortgages
and desirable
Money to loan in large amounts on i'm
proved Real Estate.
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FOR SALE.

Two Large Manufacturing Plants with power
Seven-room House, on Deevan street, be-
tween George and Union streets
Three seven-room Houses on Elm street.
Two new Houses, Delaware avenue. All i'm
prOVements.
Seven-room House, York street.
Seven-room house, Lambert street.
SiX-room House, Union street.
Large Double Brick House, Coryell street
Two Brick Houses on Main street, between
Church and Coryell streets
Large Brick House and Lot, adjoining Sou /
Main street.
Seven room Brick House. Ferry street
Large Brick House Cottage Hill.
Small Farm, 40 to 60 acres. Just outside city
limits. INrms easy.
Farm, 100 acres, just outside the city limits.
Terms easy.
Farm, 100 acres Just outside the city limits
Terms easy.
Other farms in Delaware, Fast and West Am
well, nj reasonable prices.
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NJ IlnuGer.

Stella Docs she complain Of being
mSuuder>toad2 Rela NJ her money
talks New York Press.
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No matter how witty the sarcastic
man Is, he never seems to have lot OF
friends. Journal
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cheekbones-it intensifies the fitness
 and gives an appearance of puf1iness
 which isnot at all becoming. To the
 man whose cheeks are full of valleys. or who has a poorly shaped mouth, as In the instance of an undershot lower
 Jaw, or protruding upper teeth, beard IS kindly accompaniment to the face. When this class of men shave off their boards their wives fall in a faint upon their return home, and it is small won
 der, as the change is startling.
 On the other hand. it does not fol-
 low that the smoothly shaved face Is necessarily the more becoming because 1t is the more vogue The features of many men would be improved by a
 fringe of har, no matter where it was placed. Perhaps the short, closely trimmed mustache is the most becom- ing to the average man; where men have handsome shaped mouths, which
 is the exception rather than the rule, te smooth face is the more agreeable, particularly where the nose is straight,
 which is also not the rule. The long,
 dropping mustache. go much affeced by
 the English guardsman and gentleman aike, s not becoming to the average face. because gves the features a drawn down expression.
 "Yet men follow the fashion in this respect as do women in the arrange | ment of the hair, though perhaps to 1 less degree, irrespective of whether
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Something to Please the Children.

Something to please the children Something to entertain! Shall dance, my dears, or wiggle my ears, Or balance myself on cane? Shall I stand at the parlor easement
 And sing to the crowd below! Or pour hot tea over Grandpas knee In d comical way l know2 Something to please the children; Anything droll will do. Shall I lash myself to the mantcl shelf And poke my feet up the tlue? Shall I spill hot wax on the carpet Or cover my nose with soot, Or gum my hair, or drop chair On the top of my gouty root! Something to please the children. Something that's light and gRyI Shall I whistle and scream at the outch+ CTS team l So the horse will run away? Shall l hang the cat to the euTtaln Or scare Aunt Jane with q mouseT Shall I stutter and groan through the telephone And then set fire to the house? Something to please the children | Nothing that's trite and tame! They crow with glee as they come to me-
 I'm never at loss for T game. | They greet me as Uncle Henry, And jolly good times they see Tn inc iovial ways and genial plays
 Of an elderly man like me, l-Wallace Irwin in Saturday Eveoine l Post.
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SOME MUNICIPAL ENLARGEMENT

SOME MUNICTPAL MANAGEMENT.
 What municipal ownership of public utilities may be is indicated by a little incident in New York last week. This little incident was connected with the management of the Staten Island fer ries. owned and operated by the New York municipality Lawrence Hanlon, the assistant superintendent, is 8 Tam many henchman. There was to be an election fin a Democratic club and the crews of the ferryboats were needed to help elect an executive committee. So the assistant superintendent laid off three ferryboats trip apiece so that the crews could vote. There were many long-delayed and exasperated passengers in the ferry houses, but the assistant superintendent didn'G mind a little thing like that when there was an executive committee of his political club to elect.
 It is somewhat cheering to read that Mir Hanlon has been suspended for this performance, and 1t will be still more cheering to read that he has been fired for it. It will also be surprising.
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THE FRENCH SUNDAY.

Good old New Haven isn't as agitated over Sunday observance as she was, and as she may be again But France,
 goddess France" is agitated over it.. and the agitation is to some purpose.
 The bill providing for more Sunday which has just passed the French Chamber of Deputies by vote of 575 to provides that all persons employed in any kind of enterprise, commercial or industrial. private or public, or in public institutions, lay or religious, shall be legally entitled to one full days rest in seven, and this rest is to be giv- en preferably on Sunday. In the case of businesses which find it pre1udicial to close all day Sunday it shall be permis- sible, on special authority being obtain ed, to open part of the day; but for businesses which open part of the day on Sundays it will be illegal to reopen again until noon on Monday. Twenty four hours clear rest once in seven days is to be the legal right of every person, and in cases where Sunday work is nee essary half days are to be given to each in rotation, and a compensation of one day fortnight into the bargain. Pen alties are imposed upon employers who do not strictly observe the law. Rail
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road employees are exempted from the regulations of this law, and they are already complaining, especially as a special bill regulating their terms and times of employment has for long time been before the senate.
 As France has tried the open Sunday long and thoroughly the change indi- cated by the action of the Chamber Of Deputies is significant. It will please and encourage all who believe in Sun day.