The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-09
With the Long Bou,
Eye natures walks shoot folly as II nss !"
Heavenly Excitement in Minneapolis in May Of 1908-Fy
ing Machines the Market and the Old Bicycle Crowd
Renewing It's Youth Exploits Of Peades johnson and
Milky Way Nelson
Eye natures walks. shoo'

THE pictures of the Holland supramarine flying machine
the Of the sale OF the French rights OF the
Wright brothers successful aeropane indicate that ar
cycles will soon be for sail in the hardware stores we
will see signs reading 'Get the Wright Brothers Sky
Sweeper No. II, Joints Reinforced and Warranted Non
collapsble 'Bes Tetrahedral Wonder It Cant Drop
YOU ''The Original Hollands. 1t Never Dlsappons
Don't Trust Yourself on Any but Hollands
The old bicycle crowd will stand around feeling of the
machines, discussing their fine points and askng' WHATS
the gsar',' -. g.. au w.. va ,.st nah+q said
.tPleiades' Nelson the tall who tightening
bolt on ''The Red Comet .-:. y. ~~s.s~.f~..
"Great.' .s&@st
s'Whele d you go9' asked of the who just
hesitating over buying Wright Brothers No. II.
ssWell, We launched from the Guarantee Loan Sky
Garage lit Washburn Park to tighten loose wing, then
bore away Excelsior and around Mnnetonka where we
dropped bottles the gasoline aunches thence to the Mis-
ssspp river and home The only accident we had was
when George struck bunch Of wires in Anoka We fixed
up the machine and then cut all the wires"
teservsd them right said the dealer. "Those fellows
have got to put their wires underground Twohrds OF all
the accidents have due to wires cut em every
tmeI got chance
$50 do ~
asay, going up by Shakopee the other day and
saw sign reading NO Perching These Wres,' and
there Milky Way johnson sitting on it smoking his
pipe
t'What you going to buy, Wright Brothers'q''
IT thought the Tetrahedral safer''
&asSo's funeral procession! Give the Wright
Brothers No r. The No. so is too high gear for sudden
"Going to take the fly to Winona and back next Sun
dayg''
Sure Couldn't miss it,"
And Hurry up and get your flying machine
gagged The factories working overtime their orders
of the peaceful strikes Chicago was
by the Typographical Union last week. Ed Strch the
only printer employed in the show refused the eight
hour day and walked out Of course he had to picket the
shop. AS the weather painful, Strch finally walked
into the place to and borrow tobacco from Of
his employers. 49,
s'say Ed remarked the employer why don't you stay
inside here by the fire and do your picketingq'' -
e., t'That would be fne,'' replied the printer.
Help yourself to the tobacco, Ed suggested the en-
poyer
Then the capitalist and the proetarat sat down and
smoked together - ...: -:
81 guess you had better go back to your case Ed said
the employer I make it eight hours for you tobacco
thrown in.
So the strike is off.
Did you into the telephone exchange see the
battery of beautiful hello girls give
We neglect to say whether it the Twin City or North
western exchange visited, the girls will be jealous
But it great.
We sometimes look with suspicion on firm that engages
stenographer ravshingly beautiful that the
stands around envousy and refuses the western
sky because that girl gorgeous But here in this
phone central was battery of such girls all surprisingly
ravishingly beautiful. What must think of corpora
tion that hires such aggregation Of talent as this?
AS We entered the door of the hello room, not cir
looked up, but they knew there company in the paor
So they hung out battery of dmple and talked away
the connections in that would melt you right
Do you know what central lives? She has frosted
chocolate caromel and chew of gum for breakfast dew
drop and half pickle for lunch and for dinner she has
half crystalized violet canary birds wing on toast ant
walnut.
'sHello9''
ssWaitng''
Give steen hundred and steenty steen'