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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper viii DO pleased TO learn
that there Is at least dreaded disease that science
has been able To In all ts stages, and that Ia
Catarrh Hairs Catarrh Cure IL the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease requires cuustltu"
tiOnai treatment. Hairs Cltarrh Cure IL taken in'
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF tho system, thereby destroying tho
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist.
ing nature In doing It's work. The prOprietOrs have
much faith in It's curative powers that they oner
one Hundred Dollars for any case that II falls TO
cure. Send for list of testimonials,
Address +, j. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, $50,
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
NEGRO Baptists.

There are more than 100000 negro
Baptists in this country, with fifty
institutions of learning and forty-fve
UNCONVENTIONAL papers. They have a
national organization, with boards for
missions, home and foreign, educa-
ton, publication and the young PEG
pies societies.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Different Kinds.

"a man in politics should have lots
Of friends, shouldn't he?"
st depends" answered Senator sorg-
hum, "on whether they are friends
who want to do something for you or
who want you to do something for
hem" -Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Cara of Oilc1oth-

Oilcloth should never be scrubbed with
a stiff brush or washed with strong soap.
Remove all dirt by carefully sweeping with
a soft hair brush. Then wash until clean
with tepid water and Ivory Soap. Rinse
with clear water to which has been added
a teaspoonful of kerosene. Polish with a
dry cloth. ELEANOR r. PARKER.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

languid, nervous and lame in the
morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me right away, and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Music for Neighbors.

i've got to practice on the piano five
hours a day." said the disconsolate
small girl.
What for?"
"Cause mother and father don't like
our new neighbors." - Washington
Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Too Much So.

"Why do you call that ferocious bull
dog OF your Icy?'"
Because when he once attaches
himself to person he clings to one
SO. baltimore American.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Out of Practice.

Representative Kincaid of Nebraska
had a cigar offered to him.
"No-o-o, thank you," said he.
"Don't you smoker"
"Oh, yes, sometimes; but I've rath'
er neglected 1t lately"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Only Rich in Embryo Yet.

The Bud-How did you get your
start in life, senator?
The Senator-Why-er- haven't
really got started yet, you know. l
am only worth $10,OO0,O0O as yet
Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Best He Could Say.

what do you think of these peek.
a-boo shirtwaists the girls are wear.
ing?"
"Well, they're almost c1othes."-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Physical Impossibility.

The House Cat-You're getting fat
and apoplectic. I can see your finish.
The Pug Dog (making an effort to
turn his head, but giving up)-That's
more than can do, anyhow.-Chicago
Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

Thousands tell of
cures made by
Doan's Kidney Pills.
John C. Coleman, a
prominent merchant
of Swainsboro, Ca,
says: "For several
years my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. l was
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

A straight life is the shortest dis
lance between honesty and honor
Saturday Evening Post.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
Puts Eyes In Boats.

The Chinese always paint an eye on
either side of their junks' bow. so that
the boats can see their way.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums, reduces I'm.
alays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

A tennis suit should be tried in open
court
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?

sure the Kidneys and the Pain Will
Never Return.
Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
ln1rorfant 70 Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle of CAsTOR1A,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
md see that il
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21


tend tony house work, and life became bur-
den to me- Twas confined for days to my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
~ could not bear to think Of an operation,
and in my distress tried every remedy which
i thought would be of any use to me, and
reading Of the value of Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to sick women decided
to give 1t a trial. j felt so discouraged that
had little hope Of recovery, End when ! began
to feel better after the second week, thought
1t only meant temporary relief; but TO my
great surprise found that kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in size
"The Compound continued to build up my
general health and the tumor seemed TO DO
absorbed, until, in seven months, the tumor
was entirely gone and l well woman. / am
so thankful for my recovery that l ask you
to publish my letter in newspapers, so other
women may know of the wonderful curative
powers of Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular or painful periods, weakness, dis
placement or liberation of the female
organs, that bearing-down feeling, in
fiammation, backache, flatulence, gen.
eral debility, indigestion or nervous
prostration, they should remember
there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such record of cures of female
ills.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She is daughter
in-law of Lydia Il. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease has been
advising sick women free of charge.
She has guided thousands to health.
Address, Lynn, Mass.
Remember that it is Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that is cur
ingwomen, and don't ALLOW any druggist
to sell you anything else in its place.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
INTERESTING LETTER
WRITTEN BYA NOTABLEWOMAN
Mrs. Sarah Kellogg OF Denver. Color
Bearer OF the Woman's Relief Corps,
Sends Thanks to MIS-. Pinkham.

The following
letter was written
by Mrs. Kellogg,
of 1923 Lincoln
Ave-, ID @ n YER,
Col. to Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn Mass:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
/" For five years 1
was troubled with a
tumor, which kept
growing, causing me
intense agony and
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
Skaters Malicious Adiposi.y."

Washington Star
Weighing scarcely less. If not more,
than 400 pounds, shafter had a pro
found aversion for fat men, either as
enlisted men or officers.
They're no account for soldering,
he would buster in his tremendous
basso. They pant, they wheeze, they
snort. they choke. they grunt, they
groan. they waddle. they SLOUGH
through the world. Not particle OF
good on earth, fat soldiers-would not
have one of EN- around il could help
It,"
'Er-but-or-you would not exact.
ly-er-call yourself slight, would you.
colonel?" a venluresome major once
asked shafter after one of these out
bursts.
"slight? MOI" Shafter Numbered in
reply I'LL no! I've been fat,
bobby old nuisance ever since the day
tipped the beam at over 200 pounds.
and right then ought tO've been
court. martialed and cashiered for oui-
rageous and malicious adiposlty, sir
for scandalOus corpulence to the
rreiudice of military discipline
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19

Senator Tillman. Of South Carolina,
is as careless regarding his own at
tire as he is about giving offense by
his manner and mode OF expressing
himself. Oddly enough, however, in
the matter of feminine dress he has
developed such fine taste that his wife
and daughter depend almost entirely
upon his Judgment In the selection Of
their hats, gowns, wraps, etc. He new
err goes to a large city that he does
not carry back home some article Of
attire for Mrs. or Miss Tillman, and
he keeps up with the latest modes
more carefully than they do
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
The Neck Stock Revived.

London Gable. ''N
The early Victorian dandy has reap
peared in PlCcadilly, heralding a reviv'
al of the stock as the fashionable neck
wear for men.
Walking down the classic avenue, a
rising young author, tall and Of dis
tinguished appearance, attracted atten
ton by wearing a faithful reproduction
of the stock of the 1880 period. He
was otherwise faultlessly dressed in
the style Of 1867.
To he a strict devotee of the new
cult the modern dandy must wear a
stock of black English silk, wrapped
around the front of the throat, fasten
cd at the back and tied under the chin
in n large bow. The correct collar
to he worn with the stock is new
style cut low at the back and show
ing rounded points in front quarter
Of an inch above the stock.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
The SUSPICIOUS MAN.

From the St. Louis Republic.
Everybody's good TO me
Just now: =
Just as good as they can be
Just now:
Wife Is gentle. kind and sweet,
Gets just what l want to eat
Murmurs things won't repeat
Just now.
Office boy Is most polite
Just now;
Wants to stay and work at night
Just now;
Postman has CHEEKY hail
When he comes in with the mail,
Brings each package without fail
lust now.
Cook is meeting every wish
Just now;
Always get each longed'for dish
Just now:
Children never make a noise
"Ouiet papa most enjoys!
They are splendid girls and boys
Just now.
Friends are dropping in to call
Just now;
Mighty pleasant, one and all
Just now;
Telling me it's fine 10 see
Such a cheerful chap as me,
Full Of fun and iollity-
Just now.
Elevator boy wears smiles
Just now:
Walters ply their deepest wlIes-
Just now;
Grocer does the best he can,
Butchers boy and laundry man
For my comfort seem TO plan
Just now.
Oh. how fine 1t is to live
Just now:
I've all the joys that life can give
Just now.
What difference there'll be
After Christmas But, you see,
Everybody's good to me
Just now!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
d Hot Time
tN TIE OLD TOWN or BARNS.
VILE MOST EVERY y.

EVANSVILLE, Dec. 1s.-such is
the beginning Of our.town. II appears
that there is one man who lives in
the new part that wants to run every
thing II he does, l advise him to put
his name on the ticket he has in the
field and be elected mayor. l will
guarantee him one vote If he comes
himself and votes. That would be all.
It don't matter what comes up. he
must butt in.
Yes. 1t is true. the boys did arrest
a man and did have time with him.
He is the same man that took four Of
Fairmont's best police to put in. He
did spoil some of our polices' faces and
crippled several others and broke up
the furniture In the jail, broke down
the door with the bed Stat, swore he
would hill all the police and after all
got of with the pltiful sum of thir.
teen dollars on promise to come
back and pay it. There has been sew
eral arrests. some got of free, some
for SOC and other for similar fine.
The people are very tired of It AMI
want a new mayor, a man who will
make the fines so heavy it will mako
the outlaws fear to face him. II
things are TO be run for one more
year the way they have been since
we Incorporated it, every family will
have 10 get shot gun to protect his
own family and let the outlaws take
The streets.
We think the armory ought to be To-
Gated here. We have a very fine loca'
ton. The buns could be turned on
BeIIylew or the old town either one
from this point and If we can't get
the armory / suggest TO the council
of Evansville to build fort on The
point back OF the church.
am in TO put a man in for mayor
who will agree to make his fines the
limit and that man is Willis A. VIII
son.
We have two men already nominal
ed, both very good citizens and
neighbors, but considered entirely too
easy for a mayor. The man who !
have named is the choice of the peo'
pie, but has always declined because
he did not want to run against the
honorable mayor. Now. the people
want him and propose to elect him
at the next election, January 3, 1907
These pitiml little fines imposed as
they have been only encourage crime
and don't give our police any protec'
ton or encouragement. Voters. we
must get down to business and elect
a man for. mayor who will do business
and no foolishness. It is true all the
police will resign because they are
not protected and never get anything
for their trouble. The fines are al
ways too small. VOTER
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
Ruled Out.

Chicago Tribune.
Here the far western orator waxed
rerveut
Fellow citizens" he exclaimed, "oF'
dlnarlly pay no attention to cam
paign ISLANDERS, but the candidate on
the other ticket has lied about me so
persistently and maliciously that for
brarance has ceased to be a virtue
and am going TO handle him with
out eloves!"
You can't" hoarsely beloved a
man with short hair, a thick neck and
bulldog face.
why not?' demanded the orator.
"Cause it's agin the rules. Any
where In thIs-state you've got to have
gloves weighln' at least two ounces!'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
DIDN'T LIKE PREa
DENT And Els WEE:
BRITISH AMBASSADORS LADY
FOUND FAULT WITH MRS.
RoosEvELTs TEAS. AND SIR
MORTIMER REMINDED TEDDY
OF AN oWL-THAT's,WHY THEY.
LEFT WASHINGTON.

WASHINGTON, Dec. ls.-An inter
esting explanation OF why Sir Morti-
mer Durand, British ambassador TO
the United States, found It necessary
! to retire from his post here Is accept
ed as corerct in diplomatic circles. In
compatibility between Mrs Durand
and Mrs. Roosevelt. socially, dating two
seasons back, when Mrs. Roosevelt In
ang,nated a series of o'clock teas. is
said to have been the first cause which
led eventually to an impossible situa-
ton.
When Mrs. Roosevelt introduced her
5 o'clocks she instituted social-ofti'
clal affair heretofore unknown TO
Washington. it was to be obligatory
on the ladies' invited to attend the tea
Just as It was on their husbands or
other male relatives to attend the
Presidents receptions.
Strict formally marked these occa'
sIons. Mrs. Roosevelt would receive
I'm the Blue Room, while the guests as
sembled in the large East Room. 1t
lis the European custom that the hos
tess. whatever her rank, pass around
among her guests,
Lady Durand is a woman Of indie
pendence and rather inclined to be
democratic. She didn't like the eX.
acting Roosevelt etiquette, aud she
made this apparent on more than one
occasion, 1t is whispered.
She is credited with having dropped
many sarcastic remarks concerning
the new departures at the republican
court"
The result. of course, was that a
coolness ensued between the wife of
the British Ambassador and the White
House family,
Meanwhile, It is said. Sir Mortimer
and the President were drawn into the
AFFAIR and found their relations grow
ing as distant as those of their wives
had become.
The British ambassador doesn't play
tennis. he doesn't enjoy walking in
the rain. he is an elderly man and is
javerse to wading through canals or
other bodies Of mud and water even
10 keep pace with the strenuous per,
sonage 10 whom he happened 10 be
accredited in an official capacity, and
with whom It was essential he should
keep on close personal relations.
Besides, he is a rather dignlfed and
reserved gentleman. very much like
some of the dignifed members OF the
Senate. who make the President tired.
And Sir Mortimer appears 10 have
made the President tired. for the lat
ter is reported on one occasion to have
remarked that the British Ambassador
reminded him Of an owl.
In time the conditions existing In
the British Embassy at Washington
came 10 the ears of the British govern
ment. The latter thought it was not
good thing for British interests that
such things shOnd exist. Sir Morti'
mer made no concealment of his ina
blity 10 break into the Presidents
circle of intimates or Of his lack of
desire to do so. He agreed that under
the conditions he had better get out,
and out he got.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19

Congressman Cyrus sullowaS Of
New Hampshire, towers high over all
his colleagues in the House, the dis.
parity of stature being especially no.
ticeable when the members rise for
prayers. Even Vice President Eair.
banks is compelled to look up when he
meets the Yankee slySeraper.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19

David Blspham is scoring a decided
triumph in the role Of the Vicar of
Wakefield in Lisa Lehman's musical
version Of the old classic.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
Spent It for PIE.

Recent reports that John D. Rock
efellcr had lost S14O,OOO,OOO may be
true, but It's pretty good guess that
he lost 1t where nobody else can find
it-PhlladeIphia North American.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
PAW PAW BRANCH.

Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. -.
Arrive. No. 200. s:55 A M; No. 2O2
$40 P. N
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
MoNoNoAH DIVISION.

For cLARKsBURG & WESTON. Leave
NO 9, 1905 A. NJ: No &C. xS:00 a. NJ.
No. 8, 1888 P. NJ; No. 4, !9:45 P. NJ.
Arrive, No. 3, 1888 A. NJ; No. ]. 1900
noon; No, 50, 1880 P. Nj No. 8, 1880
z. n
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
4FAlRMoNr, MoReANTowN d PITTS
BURG BRANCH.

For coNNELLsvILLE and PITTsBURG.
LEAVE. No, i, $500 A. NJ; No. 8. T:45
A. NJ; No. 81. "2:l5 A. NJ Arrive. No
So S1:l0 P. NJ; No. 9, !7:20 P. M; Nc
Z, 1910 p. NJ; No. a, xs:4O.
FOR AfoRGANTOwN. Leave. No. 50
u, 1900 p. N. Arrive, No. 81, 1855 A. M,
No. 6s, 1iiS2 A. M.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
II Its MOn6y
You Want

We buy and sell all kinds second
hand household goods, Clothing, etc,
New Gas Ranges and heaters eHehans'
: "a for coal stoves, the only place you
can do this in town. Jswelry bought
and sold. The best place to sell;
Oh0 cheapest place to buy-No other
Ike It Send for our agent or call on
phono.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19

For WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE. PHIL
& ADELPHIA & NEW YORK. No. s,
s3!25 a. NJ; No. II, 1883 P. NJ; No. 4.
$3.50 p NJ tlocul to Grafton.)
CUMBERLAND ACCOM-, No. s. 7:OS
AN
Z GRAFTON ACCOM-. No. 20, 'lO.51 A. N.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
wEsTRoUNp.

For COLUMBUS & CHICAGO, No. Z.
s2:2f A. NJ; No. II. 1901 ?: Ne.
For WHEELING. No. Z. '9::?4 A. NJ; No;
IA, s7:l0 A. N. uocaD: No. n. 1880
Al. II. tlocal): No. 55, 4:l5 P. NJ: No.
4 5, Cumberland Accom-, 1925 P. M
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19

Solid silver, ebony and French stag
toilet. manicure, smoking and station
cry sets, lowest prices In city, at a.
G.. Klnkead's, Watson Hotel build.
ing. u
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19

Collar and cur boxes to suit you.
CLYDE s. HOLT,
{ 1876 Main street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19

A nice line Of silver toilet sets at
Clyde S. Holts.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-19
Dr. Shops
Rheumatic ReIned
BlLLIRGsLEA { CO.
RHIL,RORDS.
RAILROAD.
sol4goULE EFFEcrIvE NOVEMBER

n 20 1906 F1AIHmUNTI w va
sDaily. daily except Sunday. xSundaS
only.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-13
Zion Not Summer Resort.
Need Hotels in CANYONS.

The places congenial 10 summer stop
ping are to be found In any of the can
yons in this region and II they were fitted
up for guests, travellers would come here
and stay just as they do at the numerous
stopping places in Colorado
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-13
Rose Culture.

Roses are 6 reat eaters, says American
Homes and Gardens. III you would have
perfect flowers. in profusion, 1t Is Inn
pcratiyely necessary that you feed your
plants we'll Nothing in the line of fer
tll!zers suits them 80 well old thor
oughly rotted COW manure That which
is black and crumbles readily under the
application of the hoe Is tho ideal food
for this plant 1t should be used in lib
eral quantities and worked into the soil
well, Fresh manure should never be-
used, except mulch. Where manure
from the cow stable cannot be obtained
guano or bonemeal can be substituted
with good results. The dealer OF whom
you purchase these fertilizers Will tell
you how much TO use. as he understands
the strength of the grade he handles
Those who live in the city Will as a gen
eral thing. find 1t necessary TO depend
upon one or the other OF these fertilizers
for rose food
Roses grown for the market In the open
ground ought, IL possible, to be planted
while dormant. To lift Il plant after
growth begins is to give Il II check so Sc
we're that IL Will be long time in recoV-
erlng from II Therefore. planting early
in the spring, before growth begins. or in
autumn, after 1t ceases. IS aGvi2cd For
the harder kinds. such as the june hoW-
crlng sorts and the hybrid pcrpctuals /
consider autumn planting preferable. The
very tender kinds can be hold in reservo
for spring planting.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-13
OPINION ON GOLD HILL
Every Indication Is That 1t Will Soon
Be Taken Up.

Information received here Sunday by
persons VINO are interested in the Gold
Hill mine. three miles from Clifton, is
TO Ihc effect that the option given to
parties who are large Stockholders In
the Bingham Con. mine will soon be
taken up
a little more than a year ago an o7-
tlon was given by Harry Woodman, who
controlled tho property, for $4,000 ITp
10 thnt time IL had been but little devei-
oped. About thirty men have since been
working the ground and the information
received here Sunday Is that from 40. COO
TO 100000 tons OF ore have been blocked
out in tho upper workings
work Is now being carried on In the
lower levels, and every indication is that
tho ore below VIII conform to that which
has been found above
Tho Gold Hill mine has for many years
been supposed TO be an unusually good
property, although but little work had
hcen done prior to the time the option
was given.
The mine is about thirty miles south
west o. the surveyed line or the Western
Pacific rond. and assurances are given
thas II the option is taken IN a
branch lire viii be built from the main
line 40 the Cold Hin property
IN" taking up OF this option Will also
mean IN: beginning OF u boom for the
Deep Creek country.