The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-11
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Remedy for the stagnan Life Found in Little Quiet
Domestic Trouble George Burkhart Very Properly
Applied the AK to the Family Photograph and the Sound
s. flushed Forever. .s*#
NIRS. GEORGE BURKHARTsof Lafayette Ind, wanted a
WI phonograph George Burkhart did not
Hence George properly broke the instrument III two
with and threw the pieces out of the window Mrs
Burkhart immediately filed suit for divorce George will
contest the same. ...z,s, ~4a
Ism glorious thing that we may have trouble at
by merely making it? Life becomes tedious, there
is nothing doing apply the controversy to
the photograph Of domestic happiness and there is
that two Hague arbitration courts and Portsmouth
Peace Conference couldn settle should be laid down
as general rule-there are should
never pay any attention to what your wife says
One of the latest alleged be that the
baldheaded mcrobe pounces and kicks the uphoseng
Of the tuberclous germ sight 1t has been pointed
out by Gan eminent doctor' that badheaded never
suffer from consumption and that tendency to badness
an that the dreaded will
The doctor had under treatment than 600 and
he makes the further statement that census OF more
five thousand tuberculosis he failed to discover
single badheaded sufferer If you have any baldheaded
microbes about you be that they do not get hold of
hair they got cured the consumption
would lick them and you would die of tuberculosis We
cannot be too careful. p *<' *''.> - +. .@@ ISL
Felton, Minn is having the joke Of it's life the young
fellow Of whose best girl lives in FELTON, The
Of the Hawley Herald writes the delightful
incident thus: .@n. 80. -.t *s@
is the habit of visiting town quite frequently
He spent Christmas with his lady friend here and departed
for his home Tuesday evening. AS it necessary to
change his home that he must not have
been fully awake his mind elsewhere, for the next
brought him back to Felton, Mistakes will happen of
course but the only way to make good in this by
buying for the crowd =" 49,. r.
There must be quite magnet in FELTON, when the drawing
power is great as this. "
Six years ago John Mooseau, age 49, away
from his home in St. Paul and enlisted in the army He
was to Cuba his father received word that
he had been killed in of the skmshe The
elder North Dakota and became express
agent Devils Lake Nothing heard of John until last
week when he arrived Devils looking for his father
When he made himself known his father collapsed and it
feared for time that he might not In the
six years he has been away John has grown to be big
broashoudered and viii be great aid to his father
in his advancing age. @... .*.
Almost anything is likely to happen to if just sit
and wait The who kills himself because he has
lost all interest in life should always himself six months
when he to be at the very end Of his In
those months it is within the bounds of possibility that
his mine may begin to pay dividends, that he will find $40
gold piece the sidewalk that somebody will think he
pretty good fellow and leave him $4,000 his will that he
will good dog fight get chance to beat the coal
trust Don't kill yourself. Wait! A. j. R.