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Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17
AHeaIthy Stomach

Dear Sirs:- East Surry, Me. Oct. :, 1905
We are users of .'L. F.' Bitters and
have been for over two years now, ard
would not know how to get along without
them. We find them great aid to diges-
ton, and sure cure for sick stomach.
Yours truly, Mrs. MARY S. SrINsoN.
Pin your faith to remedy that has cured many
well known people in your town and all over this
State-the True eL. E." Atwood's Bitters-
for half century the most successful specific for
sluggish liver and bowels.
Erae Colorcd Postal Cards. 50 subjects Write a.
W. II. II. Hays Sens, Selling Agts. Portland Me-
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17

Many tourists in Switzerland were
astohished this summer to see villages
in the Rhone valley, near Brigue, which
looked as if they had been bombarded.
On inquiry they found that the demol-
lshed houses were mostly temporary
boarding places for the italian lab,rers
who made the Simplon tunnel. After
their departure these houses were
offered for sale for $50 each-not. cf
course. including the ground on which
they stood.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17

| BUFF.
| Cocks-A J. kenniston. Bangor, 1st;
Horace p Rowe, i'rccport, -; Walter
A. Adams. SkoWhrgau, 81.
Hens-Horace p. Rowe. Frecport,
LIST; y. J. Remission. Bangor. ID;
Walter \. Adams. Sknwh"gan ri.
| CockerelS-IIorace p Rowe, Free
port. 1st. 2d and 81.
Pull"ts-Horace +. Rowe. t'rccport
lst ana ID; A. ]. Remission, Bangor,
| 3D.
BLACK
Cocks-E a. Drinkvatcr, Sabattus.
1st.
! Hcns-i.. A. Drinkwatcr, Sabattus,
! lst; A. j. kenniston Bangor, "a.
Cockercls-A. J. kcnniston, Bangor,
1st
Pullcts-A. j. Remission, Bangor 1st
PARTRIDGE.
Cocks-J. Z. Scripture. Bangor list.
Hens-J. r. Scripture. Bangor. Isl.
Cockcrcis-J. K. Scripture Bangor.
1St
Pullrts-J, r. Scripture. Bangor. 1sl
ana "a.
CcLTIIEIhN.
Cocks !. r. .;.r;rlur. rrn@or. !st;
Roscoe Copeland, Dexter. "a.
Hens-J. r Scripture !.2E-ur. 1st:
Roscoe Corcl"ud. Dy,;tc... d
Observation-Disclosures Conelaud. Dexter
lst and "a; j. r. Scripture. Bangor,
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Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17

A wooden-legsed candidate e. 80
town council of Claston, Fna,os or rai1
urged his fellow artisans ta hsianu'
on the ground that wooden eiect MN
council would be a pleasan. IN the
among the wooden heads ~ variety
"Vote for Peggy is his insn.le now.
gan. ihg sio-
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17

! list; Herbert Randall, NassalborU. 2d
| Ronert SNOW. NasSalborn. 81.
Cockercls-Mrs Francis Snow. VAS
saIboro, Isl and ID; J. II. Scripture
| Bangor, Sd
| pullcts-Nrs. Francis snow. Nussrl
loro, 1st ana 2d; Herbert Randall, Vas
! salboro. Sd.
TAVEROLLES
Salmon.
Cocks-George y. Wise x Son. Lew.
istDn. 1st
Eens-Gc"rgc \. Wise 4 Son. Lewis
ton, 1st and "a.
LEGHOENS.
White Is. %
Cocks-J. Rufus LonGlvy, L. f. D.. |
1st, J. p. scripture, Bangor. ID; Thum.
rs !. Flynn. No. NnsAalhorp. %l.
Hens W. &. Anderson. F'recport, 1st
J. Huius Longicy. Detroit, y. +. .. (
I'd; J. L. Scripture, bangor, 3d.
CovNcrcis-J. Rufus LGngloy, Detroit
L. T.. ID. /. 1st: W. {. Anderson. Free
port. ID, George H. Huff, Oakland. 81
Pullcte-J. Eufus Longley, Detroit. /;
f. y. |. 1St; W. &. Anderson, Freepvr;
~ J. L. Scripture, Bangor. 81.
rEOWN g. 90
cayL-I,. a. Dlinlwatrr. Sabuttus
;st r.!l iliI Farm. HuIoWcl.. "a gnd
-
H,rs-l,.im Hill Farm. Halowrn. 1T
ann III; +. \. Dri.:llwat"r. :Ilbattu5. I'll.
tG".,crcI> -iHIla Hill Farm, H;lipWctl.
ii and ID
Pul!cts-E,lm Hill Farm, Hall"wcll,
lst and "a; Thomas j. Flynn, No. VAS
Salboro. Sd.
WHITE (E. %
Willis Snow, Freerort 1st y;
\. j. Ncniston. Bangor, "A and 81.
Hcrs-A. J. Kenistnn, Bangor. 1st (:
Robert Snow. Vassalhoro. "a; A. j.
Ecliston, Bangor, Sd.
Observation-Disclosures Copeland. Dexter,
lst: \. j. Neniston, Bangor. ~; Rob
ert SNOW. Nassalboro, 81.
PuIlcts-ttobert Snow. Nasaalboro
list; y. J. Keniston. Bangor, "a and
"a.
BROWN Or. @
Cocks-Willis Snow Frccport Isl;
J. X. Scripture. Bangor. IA; 4. j. Ken
i1ton. Bangor. Sd.
Hens-J. K. Scripture. Bangor, list;
Willis Snow, Frecport. %; \. ]. Kcnis-
ton, Bangor, Sd.
Ccckcr"ls-A. J. Keniston. Bangor,
list; Willis Snow. Frcenort, 2d; Rob-
trt snow. NaSsdihor". ~.
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j. T.. Scripture. Bangor. "a: \. J. Ken
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Hcns-W. G.. Anderson. Frerprrt. Isl
and "a: +. \. Drinhwatcr. Sab,ttus. 81.
Crr'lcirls-W. d. Anderson. Frc"pnrt.
1st: l.. 4. Drini.watcr. Sahattus. "a.
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n"rktr"l l-A. !, Ncniston Bangor. lSt.
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PLYMOUTH ROCKS.
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cocky-rred ? HAYNES Ellsworth,
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Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17

Bangor, 1st.
Hens. ]. r. Scripture. Bangor, lst.
Hauhr1rgS. silver Pencilled, COCKS.
r. a. Drinkwater. Sabattus, Isl; j. H.
Scripture. Bangor. ID.
Hens J. Il. Scripture. Bangor, lst;
y A. Drirkwater, Sabattus. "a; ). K.
Scripture. 81.
Cockcrely. J. Il. Scripture, Bangor,
Isl. +. A. Drinkwatcr. Sabattus, "a
and 81.
puliets. }. z. Scripture, Bangor lst
and %: Z. ~ DrinllWatcr. Sabattus' 81
MISCELLANEOUS.
PEARL GUINEA.
rock-A. j. Keniston, Bangor, 1st;
! = Taylor. Nassalboro. "a; Mrs.
charles Hcrrick, Watcrvillc, 30.
Hcns-A. J. Keniston, Bangor, LIST;
ca n. York. Oakland, ID; i. +. Tay-
Ior. Nassalboro. 90.
Cocl;cr"iS-T. Y. Mci[cnney, Auburn.
1st; Lunt x curtis. Freeport, ID; y. j.
l<cni-ton. 81.
PuIl.ts-I. Y. MtNenncy. Auburn,
1st; F.. \. DrinkWatc.'. Sabattus, 2d;
I.t,nt 4 Curtis. Freepvrt. 81.
PARTRIDGE.
CDcFS-iitliN l.. iiNii''H' D'Nll W.
1T, H. y. tleiGah' Ala+t'r,n!' 81 Ileli-
Ily J.. Hraton. Oakland, a.
Iiens-ttenry L. Hull'"h' ''Ihl"Hd'
1st aud 2d. Henry Z. He3gin' Madison'
81.
cockerels-Hcnry l.. fiunton, OAK
land. 1st. - and Sd.
Puliets-Eienry l.. 1Iunton. Oakland,
| 1st, ~ ana "a.
Cocks-tIcnry J.. Hunton, Oakland,
lst and 20.
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SILVER
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Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17
90 hundred British fl,

Three hundred British firms bo,.s
contributed to AT exhibit Of goods
which is displayed On the lower 6ecIs
Of former military transport a,a M
be sent from London to differenTt ~ nor+s -,
q Canada, the West Indies e, III !,
America, South Africa, India c.h,na 80"
JAPAN ana Australia. The vow n.'if, aa is
expected 10 last l. months. '"Se
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17

Ihere are no paupers in the Cold
coast Colony. and there is neither
hinatic asylum, reformatory nor poor
house.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-09-17

The national debt Of Italy i ~, N.
duced at the rate Of s5o,oo,ao oelng 'e re-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09

NZEw HE men of great wealth. speak Of course OF those whose
fortunes are ACTIVE AND PRODUCTIVE and not
of the idle rich-are agencies for good. They upbnId,
create and develop. They open up new territories, bring
new industries into being, build railroads and ships and
factories and give EMPLOYMENT AND OPPORTUNITIES to
thousands.
The proposition to discriminate against them, therefore, is not alto
gether in accordance with my view of justice. In one way 1t would o 9
putting a penalty on initaive-large initiative, which only those pos
sessed of great wealth can put forth-and tend to smother it. Many
fortunes which are now active and productive would become STAT
INANT. But aside from that | am opposed to direct taxation as a
matter of principle and general public policy. Indirect taxation fahs
upon the whole, while direct taxation falls upon a very small class, a
condition likely to engender a CONFLICT OF GLASS INTERESTS.
The small class of direct taxpayers should not be given cause to
feel that they are being unduly burdened for the benefit Of the over
wheming numbers of those who are indirectly taxed. Property is UNI
der great obligations to the state, and the charges which its preserva-
ton entail bear a larger proportion in the cost of administration than
the mere maintenance of civil government. It is right, therefore, that
but it is not right that in a democratic government such as ours the
many should toa any extent be permitted TO SHIFT THEIR JUST
BURDENS on the shoulders Of the few.
The ACCUMULATION of wealth in the hands of a small number might
constitute an element Of danger to the nation if this favored minority
tunately this is not the case. GREAT WEALTH BRINGS GREAT
RESPONSIBILITY and far from dulling the moral sense makes
new and greater demands upon it.
The impoverishing of the national blood by the admixture of for
eign elements of a DISEASED N VICIOUS character is a
much greater peril to the nation. Temperamentally I am an opimist.
No man has a greater faith in the future of this country, particularly
of the west, than have.
BUT THE CONSTANTLY INCREASING INFLUX OF uNDEsIR-
ABLE CHARACTERS FROM ABROAD UNLESS 1T BE CHECKED
FIRMLY AND AT ONCE, CANNOT HELP BUT CAUSE DETERloRA-
TON OF THE NATIONAL CHARACTERISTICS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09

ed the head of the reform faction,
debate and the Essex county man has
come right up to time in accepting
the proposition.
Now comes a still more interesting
turn of the political wheel. Corpora
ton Counsel George l.. Record, who
has announced himself as an aspir-
ant for Senator John F. Dryden's
toga, has sent a letter to the presi-
dent of the Prudential asking him to
meet him in debate in every county
seat. AS a man occupying the exalt-
ed office of United States senator
is presumed to be able to hold his
own on his feet and more particularly
as in this case he is perfectly salts
fed with the moral ethics and meth
DDS of the regular republican organi-
cation, it is to be expected that the
Newarker will accept Mr.. Records
offer.
So far as Union county is con-
cerned, both the regular and the re-
form organizations are getting their
breastworks in shape and piling up
the ammunition. 1t is believed that
the campaign will be gotten well UNI
der way within a few weeks. Why
not lead off with a joint debate. 1t
is quite certain that County Chair
man Runyon, of the Colbyites, and
County Chairman Smith, of the regu-
lars, would prove a drawing card.
They understand the situation about
as we'll as it can be understood and
they are Numerically opposed on the
issues. Surely the public would like
to hear them and their arguments
would prove most instructive to the
voters.-Plainfield Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
Political Debates.

Seldom if ever in New Jersey has
a campaign been launched so early,
or as a practical politician would say,
at so unreasonable a time. OF course
the new idea" is responsible for the
new order of things and IL it accom-
plishes nothing else, the Colbyite
movement has rendered valuable ser
vice in placing gum shoe" politics
in disfavor. AlEeady the leader 81
the party on the floor of the senate
T. J.. Hillery, Of Morris. has challengi
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
NEW YORK HERALD WEATHER
FORECAST.

In the Middle States and New Eng
land today partly cloudy to overcast
weather and slowly rising tempera-
ture will prevail, with light and fresh
southeasterly to southerly winds, fol-
lowed in the northern districts by To-
cal rains and thunderstorms. On
Sunday, overcast to partly cloudy
weather and fresh southerly winds
will prevail, with lower temperature
and local thunderstorms; and on
Monday. partly overcast to fair and
cooler weather.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09

term the churches of the Nebraska
orator occupying the White House
are very bright just at present. AL
ready the states in the west are de-
claring for him and since he has
dropped his free silver agitation he
is gaining in popularity in the East.
The American people hike a man who
has convictions and is not afraid to
stand by them, come what may. This
is the secret of Bryan's success.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
SATURDAY, JUNE 0.
INTEREST

AS the people become more and
more acquainted with the Colby
movement in this state the firmer
hold 1t takes upon them and every
day sees the success of the new
idea more assured.
1t may be surprising to some that
many people are in ignorance of
what Colby, Record and the agitation
they have stirred up, stands for. AS
much as has appeared in the press
and elsewhere, many people have
passed it over indifferently as only
another spasm of some reformer who
has Hared up only to. simmer out
within a short time. The feeling has
been encouraged by the machine as
much as possible in an effort to Kill
the movement, but it has been unsuc-
cessful. Instead of hearing less and
less about Colby, the people are hav-
ing him brought before them as he
has never appeared before. The latest
move on the part of Senator Dryden,
who has declared his intention of
going before the people in a cam
paign for reelection instead of wait
ing for the legislature to convene,
has caused the Indifferent mes to
ask why? A slight investigation has
brought them face to face with the
Colby idea. They find that Colby and
Record have forced the Newark in
surance man into the open, and in
terest is (at once aroused to learn
more of Colby and the principles he
stands for. A little study along this
line is winning thousands of follow
ers to the Colby ranks. The change
is taking place in this city. Men who
not long ago refused to listen to any
thing about the new idea" on the
ground that they believe in organi-
t |
cation, are beginning to take notice.
They are learning that the Colby
movement is thoroughly organized
and now has some of the best men in
the party within its ranks. The only
difference is, the C~olbyites go before
the people and ask them, what do you
want? The so called regulars sim
ply obey the boss, who gets his in
structions from the corporations.
The new idea" is to abolish ring
rule.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
FTRE A K

z3-Raritan Copper Works.
2e-High and Lewis streets.
e7-Madlsen avenue and Paterson street.
28-Market and First streets.
R6-Smith and High streets.
e7-State and Smith streets.
4S-Buckingham ave. and Hartford Ut.
A6-Commerce and Front streets.
47-High and Washington streets.
kA-State st. and Buckingham ave.
Ee-Hall avenue and Charles street.
k7-State and Wayne streets.
g2-Washington and First streets.
a3-New Brunswick ave. and Elm 81.
64-Smith street and Watson avenue.
a6-Commerce and State streets.
92-Front and Smith streets.
1s-Water and Gordon streets.
74-Kearny venue and Gordon street.
S2-Smith and Herbert streets.
Bs-Woodbridge road and Washington 81.
e4-Lehigh avenue and Stanford street.
To send in an alarm, open the door OF
the box and pull down the lever and let
10, once only. Stay at box until hremen
arrive. "
1 tap-Breap In circuit. 2 taps-Drii
and FIRE alarm test. 3 taps-Fire out. b
taps-Police call. 12-Call for Lincoln
Eneine Company. 1S-Call for Washing
ton Hose. i4-Call for Mcclellan Engine
company. 15-Call for Protection Hook
end Ladder. 16-Call for Eagle Hose
Company.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09

Let everyone get in shape for the
carnival. 1t will be here for ten days
from June 20 to 80. The hospital is
to receive the benefit and for that
reason a liberal patronage is expect
ed. The undertaking is a great one
and it is up to the people to give it
their support.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
His Opportunity.

81 am in love with a young lady who
Is deaf and near-sighted," wrote the
young man. SHOULD l marry her?"
"You not only Should" replied the
Snake Editor, who was temporarily
doing the Query Editors stunt, "but
if she is blind and deaf you probably
can."-Houston Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
TX Cents to Redwood Park.

Special train will leave Perth Am
boy every Sunday at 9:15 a m. for
Bellewood. Be sure to take advant-
age of this low rate. You can GER
tainly keep cool at this beautiful re-
sort. An excellent dinner served for
the verv moderate price of SO cents.
Take this trip next Sunday and be
convinced. rs cents for the round
trip.
2261-6-4-tf :
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
OF Small Consequence.

Senator" asked the innocent young
thing, which is proper. May go?' or
Can l go?'"
"Oh, replied the statesman, cit
doesn't make much difference If you
have succeeded in convincing the right
person that you're entitled to a pass"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
How It Happens.

What do you mean by saying that
u company causes grief to little
children% asked the street railway Of
fetal.
well" answered the irresponsible
logician, 'it's this way. Your company
DULLES the conductor, the. conductor
DULLES the passenger, the passenger
feels indignant and when he gets home
DULLES his wife, and there's nothing
left for her to do but to spank the
baby."-Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE.
Those Girls.

Those Girls.
$50 you have really broken your en-
gagement with Jack?"
81 have, indeed"
"And do you hate him. dear?"
Every bone in his body. | shall
never speak to him again If I live to
be a thousand years. old"
you mean that?"
II do, and shall tell him 80 the
next time Lsee him."-Chicago Daily
News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
A Cautious

"Do you favor government owner
ship of railways"
81 don't know" answered Farmer
C~orntossel. at 'ud be all right if we
could allus be sure of sharin' profits,
but I've got trouble enough with taxes
without diggin' down to pay deficits"
Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09

The naturalization bill which has
passed the house was introduced by
Representative Howell, of New Jer-
sey. It's strong feature is the educa-
tional test, and requires that appli-
cans must be able to read and speak
English before receiving final pa
pers as citizens. The Junior Order
American Mechanics and other patri-
otto societies were notably the advo-
Gates of the measure. The bill has
yet to pass the senate, but it is be-
lieved that there will be little oppo-
sition to it. 1t is expected that the
enacment of the measure will put a
checy to fraudulent naturalization OF
aliens. The strongest opposition in
the house was given by Bourke Coch-
ran, who thought the bill was vicious
and not needed In addition to edu-
cational, test the bill requires an APP
plfcant to file a petition for naturali-
cation ninety days before it is acted
upon by a court. 1t prohibits any
naturalization thirty days before any
general elections. 1t authorizes the
United States district attorney to APP
pear and cross examine applicants
and witnesses. The applicant must
swear that he intends to reside per-
manently in the United States.-Eliz-
abeth Journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
Weight.

Miss Bright Mrs. Popley = May
HDayntie that was-Ehas become so
stout. You know her, don't you
Miss Kulcher-Oh! yes, she and
we're in the same class at college.
Miss Bright-Indeed? What class?
Miss Kulcher-'95.
Miss Bright-Huh! She must be in
the 150-pound class now.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
Easy.

Doesn't 1t worry you, not having
your watch when you want to know
what time it is?"
mot a bit. just take out my pawn
ticket and look at the nearest clock"
Cleveland Leader.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
Amounts to the Same Thing.

1t comes to my conscience subliminal
That If people name as a crimina
A man who does crimes
Then a man who does rhymes
Should certainly be known as a criminal.
Cleveland Leader.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
Justice Is the Basis of
Pure Business Relations
BY Archbishop cLENNoN of St. Louis

ZE have many philosophers today and economies, political
and social, to settle the labor troubles. But if you have
~ in the heart of the laborer a conscience expressing itself
in a Just days work you would have ONE OF THE
PHASES of the labor problem solved.
And if we could carry this whole thing back beyond the laborer,
into the committee meeting room, whether of the directors or of the
employers of the fnancers, and lift up there the figure of Justice as
the presiding officer of their deliberations you would reach a MORE
THOROUGH SOLUTION of all these problems.
Justice is the form of divinity. 1t is the form of right. 1t means
that all should be governed by HONEST RELATIONS. 1t is neces-
sary for our social organizations. 1t is the basic virtue upon which
you may build others.
THE WHOLE WORLD 1T WOULD FIND MANY WHO HAVE FOR
GOTTEN iTs NAME AND ARE DEFICIENT IN ITS PRACTICE.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
I'VE Want a Navy
To Prevent War"
BY Admiral GEORGE DEWEY. U. $. N.

BY Admiral GEORGE DEWEY. o. s. \. -
Wal E don't want war. We want a navy TO PREVENT
WAR. We need more ships and we need more men. We
w. have the best navy in the world now-I believe that. And
Ibeheve it / because our enlisted men are young men, Amer
leans, intelligent, brave. Why, they could fight the ship IF EVERY
OFFICER ON BOARD WERE KILLED.
There was target practice on the Missouri ,one day. A round Of
shots was fred, and not one missed the target T, ZOO yards away. In
the turret, firing the guns, were fifteen men, and the average age of
those men was TWENTY-ONE years.
The navy is not all for war. 1t has its usessin time of peace. We
hear that the navy did excellent work at San Francisco. How well
they did is not generally known, for as rule the navy is apt TO
HIDE ITS LIGHT under a bushel.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
Good Cause,

"Why do you look so sad?"
my mother-in-law, who has been
visiting us for three months. is going
home to-day"
well, that's nothing to be sad
about"
ut amt? She bought a return
MISUNDERSTANDING Leader.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
a CHARACTER Picture.

What is this?" asked the man who
is prejudiced against the Chinese, az
he inspected his laundry bill.
That" answered the enlightened
oriental, lis a Chinese character"
We'll, Judging from Its general
erookedness, | should say Il was a COR.
rect representation. Washing on
Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
Ready For Rnsiness.

Caller (western newspaper ofice)-
i want to see the editor.
Office Boy-Editor's gone off fer si1
weeks. Leave yer bill with me. an III
give it to him when he gifts back.
Il haven't got q bill. I've got
club"
Editors upstairs, sir."-N. X
Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09

day? If not you have missed a very
enjoyable outing. Just think of
spending a day among Natures own
works, beautiful trees, mountains,
shady brooks and in fact all and
everything appeals to the eye. Spec
ial train Will be operated between
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09

Perth Amboy and Beautiful Belle
wood every Sunday until further no.
tice, leaving Perth Amboy at 9:15 a.
M, returning leave Bellewood at
$50 p. m. Remember Bellewood
Park excursions.
2262-e-A-tf =
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
An Armistice.

.Your son says he never lets his
work worry him."
.sThat's right; and he never wor-
ries It; he lets it severely alone
Houston Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-06-09
The Orator and the Dictionary.

Wiener your covers | espy
You free my mind from doubt.
You guarantee that the supply
OF words will meier run out.
washington Star.