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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-08-05
GODS GOOD MAN"
AUGUST S.

This the peculiar title novel; Coel the superficial
aspect of expressed addition the words a Simple Love
delightfully."-
the hook mpotant and illustrates
thought that IS
dominant in literature the hearts, the minds
the conseiences of -
modern garb His methods are Paln ana appear
alike intelligence At his
expeuse and fidelity village church, which,
the ndesube doctrines OF ohi
In aa adhing uncompromngy to these essential doc
trines he applies them with anu 49,, - 49, - @
and the world at large he does not Tor
acquisitions of modern and never
channels of medievalm His face utey set against marc
honesty resulting penm caused
apparently successful evaslons OF 1gn ana the
he the truth above
light o a faith
This man and
problems of the He dags the Bishop
about to sink under the torture OF earfu INTO new
unique in mind and
aspiring and suffering genius
spirit humant
upward tendency best
,terature of the century is striking proof fact
higher practical
in the power
in soaed midst the
society the beauty
are more and more apprecated The clearly
oppressed unified concentration essential principles
of perfection much lying and
God occasionally cates the altar VINO
dazzling biancy under the righteousness
merch
There few lawyers whose minds equal
be dscerped the bandage from
justice sufficiently in the evidence poverty wealth.
before pleading the and erges in
humility of the other.
physically
fitting of Christianity
literature evdencg the moral reaction which distinguishing feature of
the Twentieth Century.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-08-05
COMMERCIAL NEWS
BY Dan'I Logan.

Fridays a
Plantation
of 121a
price
sockhkng
Armiage and Thelen Williamson in
belonging ana
Eva above none ofer
Hawaiian Agricultural McIyde
been private sales of Honokaa $14
planter Mexico visited
is fine shape but labor good condition
DITCH BONDS ALLOTTED &
Besides the heavy Eva deals
applications
was SO and the buyers foIows
AngoCaifornia of Francis for
Mercantile Trust
Estate
Mrs Honolulu,
An allotment public which so far has al
been applied for and probably will
SUGAR STILL
centrifnoal
of So analysis las
the week. cenrifugas quoted
the to
price the par f
European beets
SALES AND DIVIDENDS.
Following OF month together
dividend list issued July 81 dividends
confirming week.:
The Weeks Saes-McByde
Mtg $500, So
($2O,
H. s. Co. $oo $780,
at
a
July sas c. Brewer Co, Ewa $685. % Haw
Ayr Co, Oo 125 Haw Com
Continued
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-08-05
MACAULAY'S FAMOUS PROPHECY.

Macau historian striking Randall
New York who had sent to the author the History of England
aacaay expression opinion
recently published
long purely must
Europe
What happened lately France example In 1913 democracy
snoliaon national bnkrntcv new nartion Of the soil Of
silent tribune ensaved Liberty
think exemption evils; will
frankly own to you that am of different opinion
Old Worlds and while that the Jefferson politics
exist without causing any fatal calamity
will hckly
win
yOu will Manchester Bminghams
and Bmngams hundreds and thousands will sometimes
your be test. every
abOre mutinous neli
million while a
plenty grumbing
power the hands of class
deeply
ity property the
Accordingly the maeontents
the wealthy relieve the The springs of
rational prosperity begin flow again. work plentiful
pass
century, you pass through
thm heartily wish good devenee but
foreboding lie
to
The day viii when the State New
half dinner viii choose Legislature Is possible
Iegisa be hosen9
for
capitalists
champagne and ride
in o OF is
preferred by hears for
seriously appehend in
a the
thus make the o.
There spoiaon The poation
on Pa
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-08-05

SENATOR IANEoh,
n Senate.
JUDGE WEAvER-No drafted bv the a
waian Associa ton
GA STEVEN wouldn't year Fipnos
the planters figuring
GUY MAXWELL really picking up Everything is looking
hopeful.
T. o. WITE-We working but
there is OF US to do foursom
attention
politicians who need the
the bal
day night, with tochight demonstration park.
Several months previously is a by
spoke relgou fanatics meant the
Mokans not the Portuguese But
demon facth
of
places throughout Territory
difficult
FRED WATERHoUsE
nights My sick baby the hospital
all thoughts.
T. sAwYER-No junction
im to a Chinama
SHERIFF BROWN by
ha
the boy permission to marry an
heress
wise think all good and marry
citizens did.
eprosy expert out circular
shall
off a
Thompson settlement Association
likely be declared unconstitutional
tions to shut other of public
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-08-05
WANT UNION FUNERALS.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. gRsEsEsRgEgngHgRzHs

The
by Union o
body considered
burial a
which provide holder his family
ceased children
for
made casket,
OF
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apllllllllL.
There is use in talking friend Robinson Catholic that
the his church
why 1t not the Iibrdade
social paab moral leners and eos fanatics - Had p+ f5
consequences Enthusiastically
would be pink by comparison
Social pariahsl enough
ties! fanatic
woke the ors Of the y NJ l. or something equally harsh Men have been
left wilderness
heat and nothing but Portuguese o bill
- y
d1 p tl, @ p R th ground tar ley mus must
gained an n Of s n @ a a ny n@s
done 500 Bear in mind please that they school
obliged
bills even night schools for adults had existed that their tongue foreign
the books they might have been asked to study and that they
brought here be
never shall forget how they though monachsts by birth and training SO soon
mprehended the
o n
- y
though in quality
his spirits, first knew him. When About
should when he made to California with John D. spreckels and
Parker
who could keep
verdict was
any
something
mite cartridges If I'd said
something religious
reached bent touched
small Instantly the native
them chowd Sans
whom Her Maestys Prime Ministers
.& ~
Noticing meof Incl
President
did telephone
the situation called of the guard directed
the
had his desk.
~ ~
of Kauaih
Hartwe of the
he
Who Hawaiian climate is
lnimcal physical health of white menu
y ~
Sheriff:
will indication: Democratic and Home
Republican
the
Indication The Home Rulers inspired by Brown will Poo again
will
Brown they did before the Home Rule alternative Third nd
Democratic
Shef blank fill yellow Fourth indication: All the
OF
Sixth ndca
Brown nothing
viii |
WANT UNION FUNERALS.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1906-10-27

At the foot OF the rainbow dwells my love,
And no come not nigh her.
All. had the wings of the homing dove
To fly to the clouds and higher.
I'd speed away when the storm Is past,
And the arch Its curve doth trace.
And there at the foot of the bow at last
I'd come to her dwelling place.
At the foot of the rainbow dwells my
heart.
And know not how to ind 1t.
Alas! that 1t beats 30 far apart
From the breast which once confined III
oh. show me the road to the magic place,
And the way to my lady's favor.
And yours be the pot of gold at the base,
But mine be her kisses flavor.
N. Y. Herald.
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Hearts DaIIIanee.

A mulberry tree and smiling sky.
A June hillside and a sportive wind
o. time long gone! And hearts were shy:
A timothy blade. and you and !,
And meadow stretches with woods be-
hind.
A lark sang madly: o, song of June.
o, raptured song OF a Weakened hearth
o. day that came to an end too soon!
Vanished the lark. and hushed his tune:
o. hands but a timothy blade apart!
Hold fast to the timothy blade. hold fast:
Hold gently, too, lest II pull in twain.
o. dallying hearts. while Love went past.
o, cowardly hands; and dusk-at last.
o, gathering night and quckening paint
sally Cowlam. in The Reader.
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CURRENT VERSE.
The Land Of Long Ago

iuS 6aUo VI eouS SSSs
Adown the ieafy lane of time.
By vehicle of rowing rhyme.
From the Land of Long Ago.
Here shadows underneath the trees
Are loves immortal memories.
And family echo down the breeze
Sweet vocal ghosts of melodies
From the Lond OF Long Ago.
Here every sorrow disappears;
Here hope is king. and will no tears
In his domain. nor any fears
But years are days and days are years
In the Land of Long Ago.
Here thrives no rank and weedy hate.
Here friendship dwells in noble state;
oh, he is master of his fate
Who can unlock the narrow gate
OF the Land of Long Ago!
II any man of US there be
Whose heart is pure. whose soul Is free,
He shall possess tho golden key
To pass him in. with you and me.
To the Land OF Long Ago:
By vehicle of rowing rhyme.
Adown the leafy lane of time. a. ,
To the Land OF Long Ago.
N. Y. Sun.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1906-10-27
The Journey.

Travelling on through Sorrow land: trav-
cling day by day:
Travelling for tomorrow land. that seems
so far away:
Travelling for the country. where the twj-
light beauty CLEANS:
It's such little way. yet so much farthss
than 1t seems.
There's many a fragile blossom that may
cheer us as we 20.
But the briar turks to pierce us and the
road is steep and slow.
Some great, mysterious promise of bead-
tude and rest
Keeps us ever striving onward: keeps -
hoping for the best
Washington Star.
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CONCERNING WOMEN.

The duchess of Westminster has
the largest hawless turquoise owned
by any private individual, and the
duchess Of Sutherland possesses the
only complete necklace of black
pearls.
Mrs. Ian Malcolmn. the daughter Of
Mrs. Langtry. and her husband were
in LonAon for several days after
their return from Burmah and India,
but although the Jersey Lily" wac
in London after her triumphal tour
of South America. NO visits were ex-
changed between mother and daugh-
ter.
There are 4 number Of young woD :
en- supporting themselves at Welle,..
ley college while stud ying. The work
done IL mainly sewing. writing and
reading aloud. The bureau Of the
Christian association Of tho college
finds that there are more applicants
for work than can be supplied.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1906-10-27
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The early maid catches the bridal
train.
There are lots Of big boys and
small men in the world.
Did you ever see beauty specialist
who was beautiful?
Some women are unable to appre-
ciate men who act like gentlemen.
When detectives go on still hunt
moonshiners take to the high hills.
Unless her bathing suit is Just so q
woman can't get into the social swim.
Isn't 1t queer that the things people
want to know most are usually none
OF their business?
A woman doesn't object SO much to
q mans past as she does to his pres
ents-to some other woman.
No matter how big man may be
there is at least one woman some
where in the world who can make
him feel small.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1906-10-27
GOOD HOME REMEDIES.

For bee and wasp stings, carbolic
acid, soda or ammonia.
For sunburns. cloths wet in satu-
rated soda and sof. powders, like flour.
laundry starch and cornstarch. dust
ed on.
For the little accidents that seem
more prevalent during warm weather.
1t is well to have simple remedies at
hand.
For bruise the best treatment is
an immediate application Of hot To-
mentations. After that. witch hazel.
vinegar and hot water, put on with q
bandage and often moistened.
For burns, a dressing of saturated
soda or equal parts Of linesed oil and
lime water, vaseline, sweet oil. butter
any bland oil-but on no account
glycerine, which is Irritating.
For poison ivy, a solution of bak-
ing soda or weak solution of sugar
of lead. Mackerel brine from the kit
in the farm cellar, or a tomato from
the vines, will also be found effec-
tual.
For slivers, fine needle. II too
deep in the flesh to be reached by or
binary means. fill rather wide
mouthed bottle two-thirds full Of boil
ing water and hold the injured spot
close over the opening. The suction
draws the flesh down, and a little ad-
ditional pressure will take out the
splinter.-Home Magazine.
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A Road Soma.

A road In the sun with the winds for play,
A Tilt In my heart to the tune of the day.
The blue of the sky and the green of tbs
sea.
Through the roll of the years sing delight
to me.
A wood-depth sk!rting the open way.
The rain-cloud dashing my face with Its
spray,
sky.
me by.
Shadows a-swing at the noon OF the day.
A simmer of stars on the darkling way.
The cry OF the winds to a leaping sea,
Make the sum of the years doled out -
me.
Mary Lowell. in The Smart Set.
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Optimism.
Get all the good there is to-day.

Get all the good there is to-day.
Don't fret about tomorrow.
There's trouble round us all the time.
What need is there to borrow?
The wise man gets what Joy he can,
And leaves the fool his folly.
He knows too much to waste his life
In gloom and melancholy.
Look on the bright side every timo,
Don't waste your days repining.
When any cloud looks dark and DUH.
Turn out the silver lining.
Be wise! Be cheerful, bright, and glad.
Leave to the fool his folly.
And let your motto be: Cheer up!"
Your rule of life: BE jolly!'
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1906-10-27
alBEs OF A MALE cYN,c.

Woman's Jars are mems wars.
A change of wives makes men bald.
A woman's tears are fountain Of
craft.
He that hath a scold hath sorrow to
his sops.
The cunning wife makes her hus.
band her apron.
Every dog has his day; every wom-
an has her way.
Every one can tame a shrew but
him that hath her.
Women are wise ON a sudden and
foolish on reflection.
Women laugh when they can and
weep when they. please.
1t is pity to see woman weep or
goose go barefoot.
Take wife's first advice. but not
her second thought.
A widow is as dangerous as horse
that has cast his rider.
Where women and geese are. there
Is no lack of noise.
Maids want nothing but husbands,
then want everything.
There is only one shrew in the
world. and every husband thinks he
has her.
Women must have their wills while
alive, for they make none when they
die.
He who marries a widow will often
have dead mans head thrown in his
dish.-Exchange.
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THE GIRL THAT CHARMS.

She has so much to do that she has
no time for morbid thoughts.
She never thinks for moment that
she is not attractive, nor forgets to
look as charming as possible.
She is considerable of the happiness
Of others, and 1t is reflected back to
her as from a looking glass.
She is her own sweet, unaffected,
womanly self; therein lies the secret
Of her popularity-of her success.
She awakens cheerfully in the morn.
ing and closes her eyes thankfully at
night.
She never permits herself to grow
old, for by cultivating all the graces of
heart. brain. and body. age does not
come to her.
She Is always willing to give sugges.
lions that will help some less FORUM
ate one over the bad places in LIES
journey.
She believes that life has some seri
Gus work to do, that the serious work
lies very close to the homely, every.
day duties. and that kind words cost
nothing.-N. Y. American.
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WITH THE sAeEs.

It II virtue to fee vice.-Horacs.
II rich, be not elated; II poor, be not
dejected.-Socrates.
Life. 1t is thanks to death that /
hold thee SO dear.-Seneca.
Let every one look to himself and
no one will be lost.-From the Dutch.
Men err from selfishness, women
because they are weak.-Madame de
Stael.
In childhood be modest, in youth
temperate, in manhood Just, and In old
age prudent.-Socrates.
Learning Is an ornament In prosper
ity. refuge in adversely. and a provi-
sion in old age.-Aristotle.
Nature has given to men one tongue,
but two ears. that we may hear from
others twice as much as we speak,
Epictetus.
He Is an eloquent man who can
speak of low things acutely. and OF
great things with dignity, and of mod
crate things with temper.-Cicero.
Have patience with all things. but
chiefly patience with yourself. Dc
not lose courage by considering your
own imperfections. but instantly sci
about remedying them; every day be
gin the task anew.-St. Francis dc
Sales.
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The Dearest kiss.

Dear the first kiss of two loverA.
That reveals the secret sweet,
Tremulous with JOY and passion.
And the hearts tumuituous bsal
Dear the kiss that the young motha
Presses on her first born's face
As she kneels beside the cradle
With the babe in her embraced
But the dearest of all kisses
Is that one that costs q w
When a maid salutes your tss -
At fair for charity.
-E. D. Pierson. In n. Y. HssoA
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BY THE GENTLE cyNlc.

It's our charity that always covers
a multitude of other peoples sins.
A fellow never knows he is In
love till the girl tells him.
Some girls seem to think that every
man is a man after her own heart
The height of realism il to sing
coon songs till you are black in the
face.
Making mountain out of 4 mole
hill appeals to the real estate specu-
lator.
Married life may be one grand.
sweet song, but the average mans
voice isn't educated up to it.
II we all loved our neighbors as we
love ourselves, the world would be-
come a mutual admiration society.
The people who write articles on
how to succeed are not always able
to sell them.
1t is true that woman promises
to love, honor and obey. but = man
promises to endow her with all his
earthly goods, SO it's an even break.
There are two ways to praise a
woman-one to applaud her children,
the other to damn her next door neigh.
bor's.
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FACTS AND FIGURES.

A worker bee invariably dies as a
result Of using its sting.
Between Cape Horn and New Yea
land lie $500 miles of sea. absolutely
unbroken by even the smallest islet
Rome, under Augustus. had fire.
brigade and force of night police num-
bering in all 1000 men.
The dipper is curious instance Of
bird which is not web-footed. yet
swims and dives with absolute ease
Roller skates were invented by a
Dutchman named Merlin about $50
years ago.
There are now more htan 20 Esper-
anto journals, and over 100, 600 people
speak the language.
The weasel tribe are undoubtedly
the most cruel and bloodthirsty of an
finals. All of them kill far more than
they can eat.
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BIBLICAL eASEBALL.


The Prodigal Son made home run.
Abraham made sacrifice.
David was a great long distance
thrower.
Noses shut out the Egyptians at the
Red sea.
The Devil was the FIRST coacher. Eva
stole frst-Adam stole second.
Cain made . base hit when he killed
Abel.
When Isaac met Rebecca 1t the we'll
she was walking with the pitcher.
Moses made his FIRST run when he
slew the Egyptian.
Samson struck out . great many
times when he beat the Philistines.
A Canton 70. theological student IN.
terested In baseball wrote q thesis on
Baseball Among the Ancients," from
which are cleaned the following facts:
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CARMEN syLvA's Ep,eRAms.

A lovers jealousy is homage: . hus
bands an insult.
Truth must have always existed. for
men would never have invented 1t.
man establishes his honor on the
field Of politics, a woman in the nurs-
cry.
Religion has always inspired art.
but its devotees have not always been
saints.
There exists no ingratitude to him
who always forgets the kind deeds he
has done.-Carmen Sylvia Queen Eliz-
abeth Of Roumania).
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1906-10-27

A man gets ready for a wedding in
the frame of mind woman gets ready
for funeral.
You have probably observed that
there is only few dollars difference
between "ennui" and "laxiness."
Charity may begin at home, but did
you ever note in a time of great stress
how far and rapidly 1t travels?
The woman who never wonders
what her husband does with 80 much
pocket change is 4 pearl of great
price.
II is always difiicult for = young
man to understand what there is
about his sister that attracts other
young men.
When there is plenty of champagne
At the wedding reception, all the
guests never saw such a pretty bride
before.
1t sometimes comes to pass that
after man has eaten everything that
has been set before him he wonders
what ails him.-The Bohemian.
The man who turns out in the rain
to go to church feels that he 10 emit
tied to a double measure of blessed.
ness.
BROTHER picKEY'e SENTIMENTS.
don't know nothin' bout runnin' de
world. Dc fact IL de toughest Job 1
ever undertook IL tryin' ter run my
self.
Lots er Us kin git over trouble;
but dc hardest task In do world IL
Ter meet prosperity en- keep our bal
ance.
II dar wuz q elevator ter heaven,
some er us would hold back. fer fear
dc ropes would break half way ON de
Journey.
Though de world IL full o. trouble,
We fersit all about It wen Joy comes
Tong en- gives us . halfholiday.
Some er us want golden harps wan
we gifts ter heaven: en- yit we'll be
tired enough ter des creep in en- re-.
Atlanta Constitution.
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A GENTLEMAN.

Natures finishing touch.
A man whose money mars not his
manners.
A human brilliant, very frequently
unpublished.
A knight, whose armor is honor.
whose sword is courtesy.
One whose first consideration is for
the feelings of others.
A gentleman is one who perfectly
combines undergraduates with self
respect.
One who does his duty to God
faithfully. to his fellow creatures
pleasantly and to himself manfully.
IT have collected from all sorts of
authorities" said reporter, "defini-
lions OF a gentleman. l hope when
my collection is big enough to VIC
it up into an article and sell it to
one Of the popular magazines"
He then read from his notebook
these definitions of gentleman:
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The greatest miracle Of love is the
reformation of coquette.-Rouche-
foucauld.'
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Contentment gives q crown, where
fortune has denied it.-Ford.
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REVISED PROVERBS.
, wined, well dined.

Safe wined, well dined.
A rolling log gathers much dross
Children should be clean. not
smeared.
A .purt in time. saves fne.
The hand that works the muck rake
10 the hand that stirs the world.
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REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.


A man can have very peaceful
home ~ not trying to run it.
II girl has fiery red hair it's .
sign her mother will admit It Is
golden. a
A woman only needs to have stick
pin to be able to talk about her jew
els.
What q girl likes about flirting Is
she is never sure but maybe she means
It.
1t takes woman to go on loving
q man after she finds out he isn't
worth it.
When man Is SO good he doesn't
try to get square with his enemies it's
sign he is afraid of them.
A hammock Is a very nice thing not
to have room enough for two un-
less it's a girl.
A boy can inherit all his father
bad habits, even when the old man
hasn't got them.
The politician who is always prais
ing the plain people is mighty mad
II you class him with them.
There are two kinds of women that
don't seem to think 1t necessary to
wear any clothes at all-those lowest
down in civilization and those highest
up.-N. Y. Press.