Albuquerque morning journal., 1906-09-08
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Between the ants and anarchists
Arizona is throwing a fit
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1t was a wild goose chase after
Stensland-but they caught the goose.
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our Mark" seems to have made
good-as far as the nomination goes.
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The Honorable Granville Pendleton
Of Aztec, seems to have been badly
crim2ed.
They may yet have to send Charlie
Mainz down to quell that Mexican re-
volution.
You can't keep a good man down
and you can't keep an Arizona state
hood man throttled.
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rs Chewing Gum beneficial ?" asks
the Review of Reviews. For the man
ufacturer, decidedly
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That Cuban revolution reminds one
Of chicken fight where one dassent
and the other is afraid.
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The loud defense of Mr.. Bursum ia
certain quarters is only the old famil-
ldT CIA from ttle Hluck'
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Frank Hubbell wears a grieved ex-
preston since the county commits
sioners gave him the frappe stare.
As long as the cars run regularly the
Common Geezer doesn't particularly
care which colonel is running them.
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Whom Kosterltzsky is turned loose
with the revolution on the border it
will seem like the real Russian article
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Dropping" the penitentlary subje It
may be something like the task Of the
bea~-hugged man who wished to lot
go.
The present policy of the Russian
government is to change ministers 50
fast the bomb throwcr won't have
time to take aim.
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The American naval demonstrl-
tion differed from the ears usual af-
fair, The latter generally takes the
form Of a mutiny
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Thou Shalt Not BE Found Out" is
a commandment which the late peni-
N'llAlllN 81 uItI lllAFidtHl tpDti tllllN
failed to learn well.
Motor Mouth" the new affliction
of autOists bids fair to do away with
the kissing evil more promptly even
than the Indiana courts
eye
II will be a favor to the somewhat
bewildered public if the directors Will
issue a circular entitled who's Who
in the Traction company"
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Nothing has been heard Of Secrc-
tary Wilson for several days and buy
ers of canned veal loaf are beginning
to examine the stuff with suspicion.
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1t is characteristic Of the spirit Of
the Almanac-O -Optic-Citizen to heap
obloquy on modest but honest expert
accountant because he does his duty.
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Antonio Kropostanapapakarapolis of
Chicago has received permission from
the courts to change his name to Tony
Post For ChicagOans are busy peJ-
pie.
The widespread ravaEes Of the de-
falcation bacillus are only compensat-
GU lbi ny TIE III plilB lBlilfSH WIN WHY II
bank looters are being brought to jus
tice.
There is sign in the Highlands
that reads Ten dollars fine For de-
fasing this bin board" Simplfied
spelling has evidently made a hit in
Albuquerque.
The Pecos Valley exhibit car is 60
ing to carry an eighty-pound water
melon through the eastern states. 1t
could never get that watermelon
through the southern states.
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Abscnt-mndedness sometimes as
shines the character Of a disease as is
proved by the fact that a well known
Albuquerque man spent whole hour
going through his clothes to find
watch that he had left at the hoe shop
q Wccl before.
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The Arizona rough riders who sent
such acid replies to Delegate Andrews
letter asking for their views on joint
upon reelection rather wish
they hadn't been so peart in putting
themselves on record fatty against