The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-03-24

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Wsieht-You say he wrote jokes Il
keep The Wcif from the door? Pen
nan-fes, Bat | guess the wclf didn't
ree12 NE them as jokes.-Yo0kers
Statesman.
ne (after the proposaN-Ycu are
the only sill | ever lovea. She-Gocd,
Wlth Your innocence and my expert
ence We'll get along al :ight.-Chi
oaso Daily News.
Girsy fortune teller (seriously)-
Let me wan YOU. Somebody's go
ing to cross year path Motorist-
ION yon think you'd better warn the
ether chap?-Punch.
.iackie-I ike Thanksgivin' he,ter'I
any other Holiday Mamma-InGeed.
Why? Jackie-Cause it never comes
On a Saturday. an cheatin US felIers
III schcol cut Ct itself-puck
The Frjend-At what figure would
you estimate the travelling expenses
CT an auto tour? The Autoist-Trav-
cling expenses? Well, that depends
good deal On the judge.-Judge
!anItor-We don't allow children
mum. Lady-Why, Of such is the
Kingdom OF heaven. Janitor-Yes'
Yer see, even de Bible admits dey
Wuzn%t intended fer flats '-Judge
An how are yez this mcrnin?'
"Feelin' very bad. thank ye" An
phwats tn matther.'' "Oi had such
Lad dreams th't Oh couldn't slape
wink all night. "-Cleveland Leader
Deacon Jones-I have been losing
lots O sleep during the past two
months. Friend-Yes, I noticed you
haint teen attending church much
lately.-New Orleans Times-pemoerat
Professor-Now, Demosthenes was
a peerless orator and he had to con.
tend with great difficulties Fresh
man-Tha:'s so; he had to speak il
Greek, didn't e?-Philadelphia Led
ger
Little Clarence, who is the con q
a railroad man, saw d:.a:s. I'D -
the first time the other =y 80
marked: y don't see h= x= 4.
can so round in q circI. yc- lo1z
without having rear-eI1 ccn.sios
Life. /
DO you mean to say that you re-
fuse 70 allow your daughter to marry
my son?" exclaimed the lady from Chi
caeo. Why, we have royal blood in
cur veins" That's just the reason
said StedCyman. I'm afraid it might
crop out."-Detrcit Free Press.
Bride-I know you don't l-love me,
child, what makes you
.ay that? Because you're not jeal.
Jus. Why, Wayne Gray's been mar
red nearly year, and her husbands
20 jealous that he's shot at ner twice
md tried to kill himself three tines"
The INDEPENDENT
10 you think there is any chance
f reforming politics?' Il don't
snow, answered Senator Sorghum.
I haven't much faith in human ma.
uIe / am inclined TO believe Ieor,e
frequently think politics is being re-
oImed when it is merely icing re-
modelled. Washington Star.
Something must be done to curb
he arrogance Of the men WIZ orr
he railways" oh, | GknLee ~
oined Farmer Corntossei: q. once
act man that owned whole lot O
ailroad stock. Compared to some
cket agents an conductors, he was
ovnright affable. ashington
tar.
Tom-Yes, Miss Roxley refused NE
he said there were a dozen reasons I
by she shouldn't marry me. Dick
hat were they? Toni don't know
told her she needn't bother to men
On the other eleven. Dick-The 9th
eleven? Tom-Yes. her first reason
as that her father had lost al hss
oney.-Philadelphia Press.