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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

Although many remarkable
achievements Of L. T. Cooper and
his medicines have been printed
from time to time, none are more
startlingly wonderful than his
cures Of deafness. His phenomenal
success seems to have taken New
Orleans by storm. Every newspa-
per In the city is devoting columns
to the reports Of his work. From
the small boy to the bewhiskered
grand pa, and from millionaire to
pauper, every one has some extra
ordinary story to relate that is
more remarkable than the rest. His
headquarters at the American Drug
Store Is beseiged with callers and
a dozen clerks are busy all day
long selling the medicines.
One can spend an interesting
hour watching the crowds come and
go, and listening to the story Of his
patients. One man, Mr. e. Garcia
by name, who gave his address as
144S N. Robertson st., New Or
leans, telling his experiences was
overheard to say that for six years
he was unable to hear without the
aid Of an ear trumpet, and yet he
was apparently having no difficult
ty in understanding every word
spoken to him in an ordinary con-
versational tone. When asked about
the result Of the treatment In his
case, he said: my hearing had be-
come SO poor that had to give up
my position. For the past six years
I have not been able to hear with
out the aid Of a trumpet and Of
late even then only when spoken to
In a very loud voice. I also suf-
fered from Rheumatism, which had
partially crippled me, began using
Cooper's New Discovery and his
Quick Relief medicine about ten
days ago, and noticed slight i'm
provement after the first few days.
The rheumatic pains gradually left
me and inside Of week l was able
to walk almost as well as ever. My
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

Da Faith Of Aunta Rosa.

x/OU know my Aunta Kosa7 NOT
! weeBha dat you could.
She wat you call "da levin saint
Bnycausc she ces 10 good.
She got 10 greatn, gtronga faith
6he don'ta nevya care
For doln' anytheeng ut all
But justa say her prayer.
shc justa pray an pray an pray,
An work 80 hard at dat
You thcenk she would be gattin' theen
Eenstead for gat 80 fat.
Oh, my, She Rat 80 vera fat
Da doctor hG ccB scare
An com wan day to her an sayt
you max too moocha prayer.
Ees better do som udder work
An TAX som exercise"
My Aunta Rosa shak' her head
An jnsta ieeft her eyes
An say, II gotta faith so strong
Dat wcell JUS baygeen
For pray dat may lose da fat,
An soon | wcell be theen."
30, den, she justa sect an pray.
30 greata faith she feel.
An nevva stop for anytheeng-
Excep' for taxa meal.
An som time. too, she sect an max
Da noise 80 loud an deep
Eet sounda vera moocha as cef
She prayin' cen her sleep.
30 Aunta Rosa pray an pray.
But STEEL she gat more fat,
30 fat she no can walk at all
Now, wat you theenka dat?
Mus be som troubla cen da skyi
Mus be ecB som theeng wrong,
Baycausc eef Aunta Rosa got
Da faith 30 great an strong
An pray 30 hard dat eet ess all
shs gatta time to DO
like som body tai me why
Her prayer ceB no com tEue!
IT. A. Daily In Catholic Standard an
Times.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
CAPTAIN SUSPENDED.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 22.--N. r.
Hansen captain OF the steamer Shas-
tn. which was wrecked of Point Huen-
mo on october &, has been suspended
for ono year by John X. Bulgcr and
Q y. Bollcs. United States inspectors
OF boilers and hulis.
Tho inspectors eensure Captain
Hansen for negligence and lack OF
skill.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
DEMAND INCREASE.
British Columbia Copper Company
Employees Demand Increase.

VANCOUVER, Nov. 22.-The en-
pioyes OF the British Columbia Cop
per company, who are demanding an
increase in fifteen classes OF labor
at the smelter at Greenwood, involv-
ing eight hundred dollars Increase In
the monthly payroll have submitted
an ultimatum demanding the increase
by tonight. The Greenwood officials
OF the company have referred the mat
ter 10 the head Office In New York
city. II the head office submits the
strike will be averted, otherwise the
men will be called out this evening,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
Whnt He Meant.

Little Harold had been directed by
the teacher to write the word folly.
T can't" said Harold, "'cause my
pencils busted"
"Why, Harold! What did you say
was wrong with your pencil?"
"It's busted"
'Dear mel Children, can any Of you
tell what Harold means2 I'm sure be
hasn't used the right word"
Up went the hand Of little Marjorie.
"Ah, Marjorie, dear, I thought you
would know. What does Harold
meanT
"He meanth that hlth penthil It'll
buthticated. Chicago Record Herald.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
-a--u-s-s--,-as-Hs--s=aszliiilssa -
STEAM Err QUEEN.
viii 30 Fined $500 for Failing to
Enter.

VICTORIA, y. C., Nov. 22.--Tht
steamer Queen will probably be fined
s400 when she returns hero because
of landing thirteen passengers from
Cape Nome on Saturday without en-
tering. The steamer Is now at Sc
attic, where she proceeded from here
without clearing. Her master tele-
graphed to the local agents today ask
ing them to secure clearing for him
but tho collector OF customs refused
to give one,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
Southern People
Hear Once More.

hearing has been entirely restored
now and all trace Of rheumatism
has entirely disappeared. I have
accepted my old position again and
am now working every day. I con-
slider my case remarkable, as I have
tried many remedies without any
relief and could hardly believe that
any medicine could effect such re-
suits in so short a time IL / had
not been through 1t myself"
Miss D. Barkenger, 1925 Maga-
zine St., another caller, related
peculiar experience which, though
not as remarkable as that of Mr..
Garcia, Is worthy Of note. She
said: Il have been troubled with
head noises, buzzing In the ears for
some time and have been unable
to find anything that would help
! me. / was hard Of hearing, which
f, was a source Of much annoyance
and embarrassment. Mr.. Coopers
medicines have wrought wonder
New Discovery and Quick Relief
! full change in my condition In one
week. The buzzing, roaring noises
in my head have entirely ceased,
and can hear everything distinct
ly. I am more than grateful for
my cure, and am only sorry that
did not know of these wonderful
medicines long ago"
L. T. Cooper Is the man who cre-
ated a sensation in the East with
his medicines, and who, in st. Lou
is. a short time ago, after effect
ing a number Of startling cures,
made a personal tour Of the slums
seeking the worthy poor among
whom he distributed small for
tune in money and several car
loads of eatables.
His preparations, Cooper's New
Discovery and Cooper's Quick Re-
lief, as they are called, have had a
phenomenal sale in Astoria, since
their introduction here and at Chas.
/ Rogers drug store 1t is said that
the preparations are proving re-
markably successful.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

Despite all the agitation and scan.
dal over the canned beef trade. the ex-
port OF canned goods for the last fis-
cal year reached the total OF Sis.0Oo.-
900. In 1896 the amount shipped alb
broad reached Il valuation OF only sli,-
0o0,O 900. 30 that the last years busi-
In n little more than 60 per cent grca-
ter. OF this tiso00,o0o the greater
part was canned beef, OF which $G,500.-
900 went abroad. Canned salmon fol-
lowed with si.oo0.oO0 TO It's credit and
canned fruits next with s2.333.333.
Milk showed n surprising increase.
more than 100000 worth being ship
ped abroad In condensed. canned and
powdered form. Peculiarly, the dis
tribution Of these goods shows steady
trend towards the tropics. although
European countries arc drawing hea-
Willy for beef and fruits.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
BUILDING PERMITS.
Aqureoate Over $25,ooO,ooO Since the
Earthquake.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 22,-The
report Of Chief Building Inspector
Morgan filed with the Board Of Works
yesterday, shows building operations
in this city from May 10 to November
10 for the first six months since the
fire, aggregated in cost the sum of
$25,9S4,59S.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
TWO MEN DROWNED.
Great Northern Engineers capsize in
Small Skiff.

KALISPELL Mont, Nov. 22,-In
attempting to make the crossing OF
the middle form of the Flathead river
in q light sklff near Paola, six men
belonging to the engineering corps OF
the Great Northern, were capslzed by
striking n sunlken rock, and two men,
w. D Bradley and w. ]. Mitchell,
were drowned. Mitchell's body was
recovered.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
POpNlarity.

"You will admit that he Is q very
popular man."
YES" answered Miss Cayenne, "but
1t is sometimes with people as with
musical compositions-their popularity
Is In inverse ratio to their merits."-
Washington Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
CarclesSness.

"Yes; he fell over precipice and
was seriously injured"
"Too bad" commented Aunt Mehit-
able. "People ought not 70 leave
things like them layin' arornd,"-Lou,
isville Courier-Journal.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
Chauffeur Versus Chiffonier.

Mrs. Uppson-I suppose you have O
first class chauffeur?
Mrs. Neurich--Yes, indeed; we have
one of solid mahogany, with five
drawers and a French plate glass mir
tor on top.-Detroit Tribune.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
ACTRESS DEAD.

NEW YORK, Nov. 22.-Helen Lam
bert, the actress injured in the au-
tomoble accident In Central Park, In
which Tom Cooper lost his life, died
today at the Roosevelt hospital.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

stage. according to u cabegrnm re-
celved by John Cort, her manager,
even though she mnrrics. She will
tour the country under Mr.. Corts d.
rection next season.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
A Wise Man.

Dashaway-I want you to meet Miss
Hopper. Stunning girl. Just back
from Europe.
Cleverton-Her first visit?
Dashaway-Yes.
Cleverton-Well, old man, If it's all
the same to you, I'll wait until she's
got through telling about it. - New
York Life.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

We owe the young people Of this
country the best example and teach
ing that we chance to know. That's
good advice.--Take HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. Tea or Tablets, 35
cents. For sale by Frank Hart.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23
WILL NOT RETIRE.

SEATTLE, Nov. 22.--Calve, the OPP
cratic star is not to retire from the
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

suffer In silence and drift along from
bad to worse, knowing full well that
they ought to have immediate assist.
ance, but natural modesty impell
Them to shrink from exposing them
selves to the questions and probable
examinations of even their family
physician. 1t is unnecessary. Without
money or price You can consult wo'
man whose knowledge from actual ex'
perience is great.
| Mrs. Plnkham's Standing Invitation,
Women suffering from any form oi
female weakness are invited to promptly
communicate with Mrs. Pinkham, al
Lynn, Mass. All letters are received
opened, read and answered by women
only. A woman can freely talk of hel
private illness to q woman; thus has
been established the eternal confidence
between Mrs. Pinkham and the women
of America which has never been
broken. Out of the vast volume o1
experience which she has to draw from
It is more than possible that she has
gained the very knowledge that will
help your case. She asks nothing In
return except your goodwill, and her
advice has relieved thousands. Surely
any woman, rich or poor, is very foolish
If she does not take advantage OF thia
generous offer Of assistance.
II you are ill., don't hesitate to get q
bottle Of Lydia q. Pinkham'sVegetable
Compound at once, and write Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn. Mass, for special advice.
When a medicine has been successful
In restoring to health SO many women,
you cannot well say, without trying IL.
"I do not believe u viii help me-"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

Young Policeman (running in old Of.
fender)-Mind the step there!
Old Offender (scornfully)-Garn wi
yer. | knowed these ere steps afore
you was born.-Tatler.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-11-23

LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid in 100000
Surplus fund .......... 100000
Undivided profits, less ex-
penses and taxes paid. 37,209.79
National Bank notes out
standing ................ 25.ooooo
Individual deposits
subject to check
.$731,021.74
Demand certificates
of deposit 500. 210,062.55 941,0S4.29 !
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State OF Oregon, County of Clatsop,ss:
I, S. s. Gordon cashier of the above
named bank. do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best Of
my knowledge and belief.
s. s. GORDON,
Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 18th day Of November, 1905.
g. A. COOLIDGE,
Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:
G. @. FLAVEL,
W. F. McGREGOR,
]. WESLEY LADD,
Directors.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
GOULD NOT BE IGNORED
Honey Conditions Evened Yesterdays
 Stock Market.

New York, Aug. 3O.-Monev condi- tions governed today's stock market. Calls loans at 8 per cent, tinie loans showing a hardening tendency and threatened obliteration of last weeks
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31

cities. One of the potent elements in the working out of this to us most astonishing result, has been the pres ence of a salaried draftsman-a law yer of high repute. we'll paid for hIs services-whOse duty it is not only to study the phraseOIogy of proposed laws, but also to make a thorough ex- animation of existing legislation, for the benefit of parliament and it's com mittees. The publicity of all commit tees. The publicity of ali committee hearings and the report of their pro- ceedings in the press have also con tributed much to promote this result.
 Now. it is clear that cure is needed, and while. of necessity. it must be gradual it must at the same time be drastic.
 Tn this matter a systematic move ment should be entered upon by the bar associations of the country. from the greatest to the smallest, having for one of it's objects the education of the public mind to the point where it will understand it's need, and demand it. In such a movement believe the press would earnestly join.
 The duty of the lawyer in the premises is imperative. for he under stands the dangers better than anyone else. His daily work enables him to appreciate in large measure the wrongs the people are now suffering and to see the rocks in the distance ahead. toward which we are steadily drifting.
 Our association, it seems to me can not better justify itself. or more ef- fectively exert it's influence in our so- ciety, than by taking up this work. and placing itself at the head of all we'll devised movements for the correction of evils which have become so obvious.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
SECRETARY WILSON
 ISSUES ULTIMATUM
Tells What the Packers Must Do in
 Respect of Labels.

Washington. Aug. 30.-Nothing short of the placing on meat products of labels which will not deceive the pub lie was the uItimatum which Secretary Wilson delivered to forty representa- tives of various packing houses here today. Hereafter if the packers want their goods accepted for interstate shipment the packages must bear labels more specific than those used hitherto. It will not do. for instance to state merely that a package con- tains sausage. The label must dis tinctly describe the article and plainly show that the sausage is made entirely of pork, of pork and beef combined, or of other ingredients. The elimination of certain advertising features on the labels will also be insisted upon.
 The packers were particularly solicit tous regarding the meat products all ready put up and held in stock but Secretary Wilson assured them it was not his intention to open every pack age, but to select a certain percentage and if they were found as represented he would authorize labels for the lot certifying that it had met the require ments of the law. Tn administering the law Secretary Wilson said he would apply common sense. and that it was not his intention to be hysterical or to impose any unnecessary hardships on the packers. Further conference will continue tomorrow.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
EARLE SAYS RIPPLE
 WAS EMBEZZIER
Coroner Admitted Yesterday That
 Banker Killed Himself.

Philadelphia, Aug. O.-Examination of the list of securities held by the de- funct Real Estate gTrust company to- day developed the fact that Frank K Nipple, president of the institution. who committed suicide, was an embez- zler.
 The authority for the statement is George H. Earle, Jr., receiver for the trust company. MT. Earle declined to say that the securities are missing but he declared that Nipple had hypOthe- cated $65,000 worth of the paper, secur- ing $50.OO0 for the securities which he never returned. Receiver Earle fur ther declared that President Nipple embedded the five million dollars he loaned to Adolf SegaI. the promotes These loans. MT Earle asserted, were personal transactions.
 Although made in the name of the bank, the directors had no Knowledge of them, consequently the money was stolen by Nipple, said MT. Earle
 Coroner King today admitted that Nipple committed suicide. When King made the announcement pr. Read. cor oner's physician, added: You can say that Nipple blew out his brains" The coroner said he had suppressed the facts a few days in order to prevent a run on the bank thinking the directors would have a chance to make up what ever deficiencies there might be.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
TOO MUCH LEGISLATION
Continued From Page I.

carry his point, to use the great power of his office to compel, the enactment of laws. He may call in the presiding officer and leading members of the leg islative department of the government of which he is the executive. and de- mand of them such legislation as he deems wise, and will be considered justified if he distributes or withholds his patronage for the avowed purpose of inducing or forcing legislation, if at the time there is d public sentiment in favor of such legislation.
 When we shall learn that legislative bodies must be made up of mediocrities so long as quantity and not quality of laws is regarded as the essential re- quisite; when some of the temptation to legislate shall be removed by less frequent meetings of such bodies; when trained officia! draftsmen shall be employed to give the necessary laws legal and literary form; when eXecu- tives are forbidden, rather than en- couraged, by public sentiment to in terfere with the orderly course of law making,-when these simple steps are taken, it will be permissible to look forward with hope to the times when hysteria. blackmail, partisanship, per sOnal ambitions and selfish interests VIII not add ten new laws to the statute books when only one is needed.
 With more than twenty-five thou sand pages of new laws added to the statute books each year, it is apparent. if the suggestions so far made be well founded, that relief is absolutely nec- essary.
 During the years between 1899 and 1905, Englands parliament, legislating for the needs of fOrty-two millions of a home population, and millions Of de- pendents, passed an average of only forty-six general and two hundred and forty-siX special laws-the number of the latter being swelled by the neces- sity for granting franchises for rail- ways and charter amendments for
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
ARREST IN DOUGLAS
 OF MEXICAN AGlTATOR
One SaIsidO, Said by Immigration
 Officers to Be an Alien.

A Mexican, one Salcido, his first name unknown whose connections with the. Morenci riots of some years ago. gained him considerable promi- hence and at the same time cost him three years in the penitentiary at Yuma, has again come before the public. After serving his time at Yuma he drifted to Cananea, and from there went to Douglas, where he was connected with the organization of a sO-called Liberty Club the object of which club was the disturbing of the Mexican government. It is alleged that he had a hand in the recent labor troubles at Cananea, being one of the chief instigators of the riots there.
 It has already become known that he is an alien in this country and the laws of the United Sates are so con structed that such man, being a det- riment to this, or for that matter. any other country, may be deported to the land of his nativity. Upon learning that it was possible to deport Salcido, United States District Attorney Alex ander was notified and he in turn wir- ed that he be arrested at the first op- portunity. This was done yesterday and he is now in custody awaiting an examination for deportation. Deputy U. $. Marshal E. F. Jones of Tucson, has already or will today, leave for Douglas to assist in the prosecution. If it is a fact, as alleged. that he was con- cerned in the recent Cananea riots, his deportation into Mexico may have the effect of giving him his just de- serts even quicker and more lastingly than would the action of the United States courts.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31

No man is big enough to laugh at real wOrry.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31

low bank reserves were conditions that could not be ignored.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
METALS.

New York Aug. 3O.-Copper was los. higher in London with spot and futures both quoted at eS5, 5s. Local ly copper was firm and unchanged with lake quoted at $IS.15; eIectroly- tic at S1S-50; casting at $1S.25.
 Lead was unchanged at &17. los. in London and at S5.75 O O 5.SO in the New York market.
 Spelter was also unchanged in both markets at e27. 5s in London and at s6.00d6.10 in local market
 Silver 665s; Mexican dollars at 51A.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
GRAIN.

Chicago. Aug. 3O.-Lower cables and clear weather in the northwest had a depressing effect on the local wheat market today.
 December wheat opened at 1878 to 74. sold off to 731a and closed at 735s
 December oats opened at 3O7s e 319 31. sold off to 30A and closed at 31.
 December corn opened at A to 44Ik, sold off to 439s and closed at the low est figure.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
CATTLE AND sHEEP.

Chicago, Aug. 30.-Cattle receipts 10000; best, stronger; others steady. Common to prime steers. $375@6.S5; cows, $2.75@46O; heifers. $260@5.25; bulls. s2.25@4.25; calves. $3.OOd8.OO; stockers and feeders, $2.6Om4.35.
 Sheep receipts, 18,OO0 head. Sheep steady; lambs strong to 15 cents high CT Sheep, $4.2595.75; yearlings, $5.4O G650; lambs, $6.OO@7.75.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

At Indianapolis: First game. Indian apolis 1. Columbus 0; second game In- dianapolis 2, Columbus 1.
 At Kansas City: Kansas City 9, St Paul 6.
 At Toledo: First game. Toledo 1, Louisville 6; second game, Toledo 1, Louisville G.
 At Milwaukee: Milwaukee 8. Minne- apOlis ].
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31

If you care to save money. here's a shoe value that, in justice to your pocketbook. you cannot ignore. H. A. Diehl Shoe Go.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31
MORE EARTHQUAKE.

Rio de JaneirO, Aug. 3O.-An earth quake shock was felt tonight at Tac- na and Africa. Chile. Sixteen slighter shocks followed the first
Arizona republican., 1906-08-31

Answer to correspondent who wants to know what wild goose is: It is that which you never chase but which others are always chasing.-Atehison Globe