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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

All parties in Cuba are giving Uncle Sam the glad hand, and are returning to peace and plenty.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Mayor Mcclellan has joined the Wall street-Hughes combine. He was once a democrat.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05
ALABAMA PRESS

Livingston Southern Home: The trouble with Cuba is that it is no more fit for self government than 1t is for annexa- tion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

At any rate, crafty science has never been able to improve upon the egg when it is fresh.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Chicago is threatened with an over. supply of pennants.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

As soon as MT. Fairbanks began to go up Pike's Peak snow began to fall.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Secretary Shaw and the whole crowd of staQdpatters are behind Can didate Hughes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

the democratic party has no principles. The trouble with Shaw is that his princi- pies are so foolish that his own party won't stand for them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05
PRESS POINTS

Columbia State One of the ways to get better railroad service is to keep nag ging.
 Pensacola Journal: There's plenty of work for everybody in Pensacola just now-only you can't work the growler yet.
 Columbus Ledger: The Sultan of Tur- key is reported to be quite sick again. Another bill must have been presented to him.
 Louisville Courier-Journal: "To be ex- act" says the New York Mail, whisky is the oxide of the ethyl" However 1t is better to call it Ticker than to be sus- pected of drinking hair bleach.
 New Orleans Times Democrat: Ex-Pres- ident Clevelahd's contribution to the pres ent somewhat mixed political situation is a book upon fishing, with an illumina ting essay on Why the Biggest Fish Get Away"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

The Cubans v'n be given another chance to be good. If they fail--
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05
MODERN AUTHORS CRAFT

Everywhere the man who has not ar- rived finds it far harder to make his point than does the man inside the breastworks.
 In this, and in this alone, consists the Authors Graft to which we have req ferred There Is a widespread delusion that the inferior matter which is rushed into print the moment a writer makes a hit is drawn from the legendary trunk full of rejected novels, poems and plays he has in storage. It is, on the cons trary, the legitimate and contemporaries ous perquisite of the success he haa achieved. The rewards of literature ara not so munificent that the esay populari- ty of a Celebrity's pot boiling should be begrudged him. It Is simply making up to him the period of struggle and rebuH through which he has reached famc's pinnacle. Only through disproportionate pains is literary success achieved, and sometimes the effort is so great as al- most to incapactate the Celebrity for further exertions
 For publishers to hold a breathess and exhausted arrival to the standard of his best work is a cruel thing-as Frank Stockton's My Deceased Wife's Sister, dramatically demonstrated. New writer's will find a place in the magazines when they measure themselves. not by the suc- cessful author In his days of legitimate graft, but by the same author in his storm and stress period.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Walter Wellman got as near the North Pole as Pullman car facilities permitted
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Wonder why it is that fowls with what clothes they have picked off are said to be 'dressed?.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Oyster Bay is an orphan that has lost it's Big Stick
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

"Al." Adams couldn't stand the gaff, so he killed himself
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

There used to be a woman in Birming- ham who made good living by writing essays which were read by other women before literary clubs as their own produce tions
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

This is the month when a lot will happen in Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

John D. Rockefeller is again miss ing, and not even the sleuths can find him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Nat Goodwin has at last found a good play.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

The Depew anecdote has entirely disappeared from newspapers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Gasolene locomotives will not emit smoke, but the smells, oh, my!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

The latest Platt scandal has more odor than an automobile.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05
I'll. RIGHT SORT.

Smile on, smile on, tho the day be dark And the clouds hang low and gloomy. There's nothing the old world needs so
 much
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Next month is the time when politi- cal frosts nip young but not tender ambitions.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05
SHELVED.

All is quiet at Oyster Bay now. Peace enwraps the little town.
 Teddy Roosevelt's gone away now, Taking with him his renown. Nothing much to do but slumber,
 Far removed from worldly strife
 Oyster Bayites, one by one, are Taking up the simple life.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

It seems that all Murphy was look ing for was chance to knife Me Clellan.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

A trusting poet sent an editor some mice, new srse that has never been used," but he got it back just the same.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Palma can tell his grievances to tho marines.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

Nothing is so bracing as this autumn air-unless 1t is a bracer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

To be wise, and love, exceeds mans might.
 -TroiIus and Cressida.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

And try to learn
 The quickest way To make a life
 Of footing pay. Instead. for years,
 They sleep at night And waste their time In living right.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

And try to learn
 The quickest way
 To make a life
 Of footing pay.
 Instead. for years,
 They sleep at night
 And waste their time
 In living right. trusting poet sent an editor some mice, new erse that has never been used" but he got it back just the same. Nothing is so braeing as this autumn alr-unless 1t is a bracer. There used to be a woman in Birming- ham who made a good living by writing essays which were read by other women before literary clubs as their own produce tions.
 THE RIGHT SORT. Smile on, smile on, tho the day be dark And the clouds hang low and gloomy. There's nothing the old world needs so much
 As the man with heart that's roomy. Even tho our dreams never come true, it is lot of fun to dream. The school of experience usually offers a preparatory course in love. Wonder why it is that fowls with what clothes they have picked off are said to be "dressed?'
 SHELvED. All is quiet at Oyster Bay now. Peace enwraps the little town. Teddy Roosevelts gone away now, Taking with him his renown. Nothing much to do but slun1ber. Far removed from worldly strife. Oyster Bayites, one by one, are Taking up the simple life. The news that Mary Kick-a- Hole-in- -the- Sky an Indian maiden. has been married. reminds one that Mary Kick -Hole-in- the-Hat is well known in the lobster palaces of little old New York. Romance fees when fat approaches. If you can't think of anything else to do, holler "F'raudt' Chorus of by-the-yards poets: "Smile!r
 NOT IMPORTANT. We may go up to realms of light. We may go down below. And when we're rich our relatives Don't seem to care, you know. An old woman who recently took her first automobile ride at the age of 10a years, waited until it didn't make much difference what happened.
 TWO VIEWS. Chap you know works hard to win, Labors till he's pale and thin. When at last he's ushered in
 Luck. You do pretty much the same, Make fortune and name. This your recipe for fame
 Pluck.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

The news that Mary Kick-a- Hole-in- the- Sky an Indian maiden. has been married. reminds one that Mary Kick-aH Hole-in- the-Hat is well known in the lobster palaces of little old New York
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

When the hippopotamus in the New York Zoo needs medicine his keepers compel him to drink a bueketful of castor oil.
 Having knocked Hearst. Hughes may be said to have properly begun his campaign for governor of New York.
 The army and navy will spend a pleasant winter in Cuba, but they will not return home in the glad spring 1 time. 1 All parties in Cuba are giving Uncle Sam the glad hand, and are returning to peace and plenty. 
 Even the name of Penrose is avoid. ed on the republican side in the Penn sylYania campaign.
 Mayor Mcclellan has joined the Wall street-Hughes combine. He was once a democrat.
 At any rate, crafty science has never been able to improve upon the egg when it is fresh.
 Secretary Shaw and the whole crowd of staQdpatters are behind Can didate Hughes.
 Walter Wellman got as near the North Pole as Pullman car facilities permitted.
 Next month is the time when politi- cal frosts nip young but not tender ambitions.
 It seems that all Murphy was look ing for was chance to knife Nc Clellan.
 John D. Rockefeller is again miss ing, and not even the sleuths can find him.
  Gasolene locomotives will not emit smoke, but the smells, oh, my!
  The Depew anecdote has entirely disappeared from newspapers. The latest Platt scandal has more odor than an automobile.
  This is the month when a lot will happen in Birmingham.
 
 "Al." Adams couldn't stand the gaff, so he killed himself
  Chicago is threatened with an over- supply of pennants. Oyster Bay is an orphan that has lost its Big Stick.
 Nat Goodwin has at last found a good play.
 Palma can tell his grievances to the marines.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

If you can't think of anything else to do, holler "Fraudi'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

 Entered at the Birmingham. Ala, post office as second class matter under act of Congress March 8, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-05

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The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
DEACON wHIrE AFTER A MINK.

D6A&C4N ~
MY grandfather used ito delight in
telling the following incident. wn'cn
happened in stoneham. Mass. years 9 o
when everybody went to- the tra''ih
fields to musters:
when returning from muster ny
grandfather espied a horse standing Dc
the road and near a pool OF Water'
and just crawling out Of the pool was
good old Deacon White. b had
too much "Medford'' with his ginger
bread and slid on into the POOL when
the horse stopped to drink
When the Deacon saw my sraAd-
father he looked up with q sheepisn e'ih
and said: II thought I saw a MINK 4
vow, and I thought I'd get on and Sc
if l coulden't ketch him."
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21

State Of Ohio. City OF Toledo. Lucas
County. -
Frank J. Cheney makes ea9h thAt - -
senior partner OF the nrn q ,. J. Che
nsy . Co.. dsing business IN b ssty g
Toledo. county and otats afssssaiA ana
that said Arm will pay the sum OF ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS fer sAch and
every case OF catar.l that cAnnot ~
cures by the uss. " lTall'S cats1rh rsue.
rRAdk j. cIEkEE
worn to nefo-s mo and snLa. ribsd IN
ms presence. this SIN Oar Of ~.seecashsr.
A . In
fesan a vi. Gi4EAa,Ms
Notary Puhltns
Halls Catarrh care IL taken inArnsl'v
and acts directly on the bsesl ana mu-
ccus surfaces o. tls system. . n for
.stiT onials frsa.
r J. CHENIS 4 CO, TelsAo. .
slid by Eagle r,rus and Jswslry C
7ss.
lrise Halls Family Il's fer s,n.,ipa-
Con
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21

Physicians who nave sained = national
> apelysts Of the oauss Of
various diseases, claim that II catching
old could be avoided . long list Of dam
gerous ailments would never b heard Of.
Every n knowss thAA pneunoaiA ~
consumption originate frUm : ces1. 80
chronic catarrh. bronchitis n all throat
and huns trouble are aagrsvefed and rem
dered more serious by each frssh attack,
Do not risk your life or take chances
whom you have . cold. Chambsrlain's
Cough Rsnsags villa ousss 10 hacsr~ these
1as0sse lssslsos mia yssns1v .saAtalns
drugs and hassthirty years. Of reputation
back Of It. gained by ita curss. snaar svery
ne q spt0m, morphins or other harmful
condibssA.~ For sass b. thss Eagls lug
ena JswslpE O.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
GROUP

GELD; there Ia chilliness. sneesing. ssrs
throat. hot skin. quick pulse. hsarssnsss
and impsAsd ~rssiration. Give frequent
small doses Of Ballads Horsheund
Syrup (ths child win CRY fer it, anA 1t
the first sign Of q croupy cough apply
frequently Bailard's Emo Linimsnt %
tho threat.
Mrs. A. viist. New Castle. Col. writs1.
March 10. lees: Il think BILLIARDS. Hsrs-
Mound Syrup . wonderful remedy. aAA
fewslry Ce.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
A EXPOSED.

A few counterfeiters have lately been
making and trying to sell limitations o.
DR. Kings New Discovery for consump.
ton, Coughs and Colds. and other msdi-
cinss, thereby ~defrauding the public
This is 10 warn you to beware Of such
people. who seek to profit, through steal
Ing the reputation of remedies which have
besn successfully curing diseases for ever
Is years. A sure protection. to- you. II
our name on the wrapper. Look fer II.
on all DR.. Kings, or Bucklsn's remedies.
Is all others are imitation. H. y.
BucKLEN a. CO., Chicago. Ill.,. and
Windsor. Canada. For sale by the Eagle
Drug and Jewslry Co.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
GRAVE TROUBLE ToRrsnnN.

II needs but little foresight to tell thar
when your stomach and liver are badly
afssctsd grave trouble IT, ahead. unisss
you take the proper mslisias fer vsur
disease. as Mrs. John Y,uaE, Of Clay.
y T.. did, h says: Il haa neuralgia
Of the liver a stsmash. my heart was
weakened. and I could not eat. was
very bad for along time. but in 1lsstras
Rittsrss found just what / ns1sl. Ter
they quickly relieved md sursA ~
Best medicins for weak Gs,d
under guarantee by the ussls Dr. ana
Jewslry Co. drusststs. ~ - bsttss.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21

Business Before P1sasuSoA
TAey ri performers In IL aas
teur theatricala- During the progress
Of the play At one time while their
presence was not needed ON the stage
they sat together behind the Genes
For some time he had been very At
tentfve to her. and, although people had
frequently remarked upon his devotion,
he had not como to the point OF pro-
posing. But AZ they sat behind the
o he felt that an opportuns mo-
ment had arrived
MARIE he said, you may net have
perceived my liking. but I cannot de-
lay. IL want to ask you ~to-to-be"-
Just then the prompter called ths
g1ri'sI name but she never stirred. ~
'srhats your cue" faitefedt the fntsr.
rupted fover. ~. a. eAstr - ~ ts~
"Yes." she answered calmly enough.
laying her hand on hia arm. nut never
mind ths ems. You rsesmed vsry ear
net just.now. and want you to g -.
What yee you goipg = sAyY
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
HONEST PAT.

An Irishman was up for examination
to become a police officer. And after the
usual questions had been asked and an
swered satisfactorily. the chief asked
him What steps he would a IL h.
broke lot Sc among he pc ,,ic. Fat scrSt-
ched his head for a minute and hen
said:
We'll. they'd belong ones. I'm think
ing"
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
A rAvon1Tn REMEDY roR DASIxs

A rAvORITn RnAEDY FoR DADIhs
It's pleasant taste and prompt swss
have made Chamberlain Cough Remedy
a favsrits with the mothers Of small
children. 1t quickly cures their coughs
and old ana prevents any dAnssr u
pneumonia or other serious consequences
1t not only cures Group. but whsn sven
a. seon - the srsuHy ssugh apDsars
will prevent the attack. For sale By tho
Eagle Drug and Jswelry q.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
GREAToLY IN DEMAND

Notstng IL more In demand than Il
medicine which meets modern require
msnt, for = blood and sys,em cleanser.
such u DIR. Kings New Life Pills. They
are just you need to cure stomach
and liver troubles. Try them. At Easlc
Drug and Jewisry Co. Drug Store. sc.
g~varintceA.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
A HABIT TO BE ENCOURAGED.

A HABIT TO BE ENCOURAGED.
The mothe who has acquired the habit
of keepingk on hand q bottle Of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. saved herself .
great amount Of uneasiness and snx1ety.
Coughs. colds and = to which chill
dTen are susceptible are quickly cured py
its use. 1t conuteracts any tendency or
a cold to result in p~neumeaia. . II given
: soon as the frst svr'.tor.s or crorp
appear. 1t will prevent the attack. This
remedy contains nothing injurious ar !
mothers give it to little ones with u feet
ing Of project security. Sold by ksS's
Drug and Jewelry company. ~
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
DIPLOMAT AS WELL AS ARTIST.

The late walter Smith. tina artist was
busily engaged on a portrait Of a mem-
Der Of Boston's 700. a lad severely plain
in feature. but whose vanity In that
respect was well nown.
A visitor to- the studio remarked:
. You haven't caught Mral Beacon
expression at allu,
Mo- replied the ~paintsr, bat ! fiat-
ter myself VI caught the notion Of
her expression"
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
ANOTHER WONDER OF SCIENCE.
Biology has Proved that Dsndrun Il
Caused BY . Germs.

Science IL DOING wonder these days in
medicine as well as in mechanics. Since
Adam lived, the human race has been
troubled with dandrun. for which no hair
preparation has heretofore proved a sue
cessfui cure until Nswbro's Herpicide was
put on the market. 1t In a scientific prep
aratton that kills the germ that makes
dandruf or scurf by. digging into the
scalp to get at the root Of the hair, where
It APPS the vitality; causing itching scalp
falling hair, and finally badness. With
out dandruf hair must GROW iuxuriantly
It Is the only destroyer Of dandruff
in stamps for sample to The Herpi
eide Co. Detroit. Mich.
Tor sals. hx TIE Eaga Drus a4d Jew
g ny c..
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21

Cling HEN WHAT THEY WAIT.
\ co~avreted false medium at Paris de.
tends her spurious flower seances by
saying that she did what people who
paid her Admission wanted her to do.
There is a world of shrewdness in that.
People ought not to claim to have been
cozened when they get what they want
to pay for.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
At THE BUNCH COUNTER.

Tall Wanderer-"Would yer like to Dc
born wild a silver spoon in yer mouthf
-. a presentmeLt dat yer are goiug to
L. G on the fat OF the AL"
Short MISUNDERSTANDING it's a rre-
sentmen dat yer are going to live on
soup
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
THE

Has he Joined the club yet?'
Nope. and / don't understand il"
Did you tell him we had all the COM
forts Of homer"
Sure"
That's why. then: he's a married
man."
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
cHAMBERLIN'S COUGH REMEDY
ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS

Every mother should nov that Cham
oerlin's Cough Remedy Is perfectly sa-s
or children to Ike, as 1t contains nota-
ne m For sale by the Eagle
Drug and Jewlery Co. Drussists.
For any disease OF tie skin there .
aothing better thar C~hamborll.s,s Saw.
i relieves the burning and itching sea
sation instantly ans soon effects a cure
Sold by the Eagle Drug n Jswlsry 10.
~pruggiste
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21

The owners of oil wells in the San
Joaquin Valley have learned the truth
OF the saying. long current beyond he
mountains. that when the Standard Oil
Company enters a new field it is a good
time for everybody to sell out. The
trust has forced down the price of crude
oil in the valley to about the cost OF
pumping it out of the ground. And by
virtue of the pipe line and its railroad
traffic arrangements, the trust makes it
hopeless for the producers to try to COM
pete with 1t in the markets at the Bay.
Standard Oil has more different kinds
of cinch' han any other monopoly on
earth. 1t can give the railroads cards
and spades and beat them at their own
game.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
ANNUAL srArRnuNr

OF the Humboldt Copper Company for
tho year ending Dsosmssr n. isos: L.
GATOR Of mine Jachssn Creek, hum
boldt county. Nevada
Total receipts from stock sales. .Sls,oea -
Total disbursements develop
ment and smdriss) ......... ls,sU O
w. d. RoHNRT6. necreta.w.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21
OLD CHANG HITS HARD.

Chen Tung LANG Chang, the Chinese
Minister at Washington, says the object
Of the present revolutionary agitation In
China is to cripple If not wholly destroy
the reignirg Manchu dynasty. He de-
clares his government is amply pre-
pared to crush any uprising, and threat
ems terrible slaughter of the ''malcon-
tents" He insists there is no danger OF
her own affairs. and adds. will a fine
touch of sarcasm:
we shall attend to our own affairs
in future. and we hope the outside world
the Christian world-will permit us to
do this. When / reflect that all Christen-
dom is an armed camp, / am convinced
that we are more ~peaceably and neigh
borly inclined than is the Christian
world"
Good for old Chang! He hits the nail
on the head. And yet the Christian ma
tons, themselves armed to the teeth.
send missionaries to convert the heath
en- Chinese to the Gospel Of Peace.
-&-
The attitude this government is TAX
ing in China is certainly the climax CT
Inconsistency and cheek. says the Fac
ramento Bee. Here we are declaring
that we will not permit Chinese immi-
grafton to these shores-afirming that.
so far as the Chinese are concerned, cur
motto hall ever be America for he
Americans
And yet in the very same breath we
set forth our intention to helm cram
the throats of the Chinese a re-
ligion they hate; to force them to open
all their gates freely to us; to welcome
our missionaries with hospit able arms;
and to take our goods whether they want
them or not. And If they dare protest
and feebly mutter something about
China for the Chinese" we rave cur
guns and our warships ready to
upon these benighted h athen
the blessings of civilization at the can
mons mouth. BY all the more tl.at our
treatment of the Chinese on these shoIe s
is right. by all the more is v,ir cond.ct
to the Chinese in their own country
wrong.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-02-21

why don't you break 1t on II you
feel you don't low him?'
"Weil. / believe he wants to brea's it
off himself and I'm beginning to think
4 do love him"