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Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

A Canaan man went home to eat,
 And found the door locked, Ills smiling spouse he failed to meet
 Though he pounded and he knocked And with each increasing bit of din, His dander rig and rig
 Said he, II call this shabby treatment 'Tis outrageous, so it is." And when he found his wife had gon, He sat down a bit to think. ''I can't imagine why she left,
 l neither swear nor drink" But I must get within the shack
 Perhaps therein I Il find . An explanation of this absence,
 It will surely ease my mind. Then he hied him to the shed
 And brought the ladder OCT Placed one end against the easement And soon reached the second floor. He descended to the realms below
 When a sight he did behold Breakfast dishes on the table,
 The kitchen range stone cold. His consternation knew no bounds, It was brand new state, But he went into the pantry
 And dinner cold he ate. He racked his brain to solve the problem And while putting on his coat, Glanced to glance upon the table
 And there he saw note. With eager hands he picked it up, Slit it open with knife, Twas a message, brief and pointed, Written by his absent wife. Said she, You 've done deal of talking About that fascinating game, f.lI The one that keeps you from the fireside Box ball is, believe, the name. Newcomer folks have heard this clamor And so this very day have set, To find oat what there is about it, Thus dinner cold you get. left the house this morning early, And short way down the street, Will stop for Mrs. B. and daughter, Then Mrs. R. we'll meet. On the way we'll meet some others, All on one errand bent. We'll play the game until we're tired For 1t costs us not cent. d Perhaps this first day will not end it, It may keep up till spring, For from the stories you have told me, 'Tis an interesting thing. You need not kick and fuss and bluster. That will be of little use, If it's sauce, sir, for the gander,
 It is, also, for the goose"
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

You should be thankful that what ever it is, it isn't any worse, that coal is obtainable this winter even at $7.50 per ton, that you had the price of turkey. that you didn't lose all your coin run ming for office, that you don't have to spell la Carnegie if you dont want to.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

s. Claus, Esq. is getting busy up North Pole way. But there is conster- nation in the reindeer barn. They are not bit pleased with the appearance of that automobile which is to knock them out of their annual excursion this year.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

At many feast to-day there is va cant chair which was occupied year ago by dear one. And many dear one of to-day will have passed to his or her reward ere the season for the next Thanksgiving feast. Such is life.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

Thursday turkey, Friday cold turkey, Saturday more cold turkey, Sunday turkey warmed up, Monday turkey salad Tuesday, turkey hash Wednesday turkey soup.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

Rules of Publacasion Business Advers tisements will not be published among local items, nor among correspondence. Such ad- vcrtisements must appear either in the reg ular advertising columns or under the head ing of SPECIAL NOTICES" in the best po- alton we are able to assign.
 Persons changing their address are re- luested to give their old as we'll as their new address. Unsigned communications will be consigned to the waste basket.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

It's getting so it isn't much of day when the New York New Haven and Hartford Railroad Company don't buy a trolley line or two.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

The gobble turkey on many table to- day will be the Iangshan rooster of the vintage of year before last.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29
THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 29, 1906.

The turkeys that are left are thankful but are glancing apprehensively toward December 25.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29
NEWS OF THE CHURCHES
Happenings of Interest in Cansan's
 Religious Circles.

The evangelical meetings announced Sunday last have been indefinitely post poned.
Connecticut western news., 1906-11-29

If it's Sauce, Sir, for the Gander, it is
 Also, for the Goose. GA Domestic Tragedy in l5 Spasms.)
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

run, Fht and Furioug~"HThe new
flm-strjng now on AZ TIM Waldorf
takos tlin medal for fun ana interest.
II reveals the history Of French atu-
dent who leaves a good home for his
university md his career there, with
alI the prailka md ecrnpes and sins
of student-life. faithfully and fully
portrayed including d visit from tho
old folks. who catch him ii one ~ his
Inaddent whims, ana the OLD father.
who Inns not forgotten Mn own college
days. goes out for night with his son,
and has more experiences before morn
ing than he ever had IN his life be-
fore Thc things the boys do ID the
professors and others day and night.
would nll a book II written out but
are pictured quickly and clearly 10
the man who has not time 10 read
books. and wants 10 wee things for
himself fIc gets hix moneys worth
BY taking In this entertainment.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Appeal TO charitabIe--Three unfcr-
tunate men. who. during their business
hours are very much disabled In va
rious ways, are making soliciting
tour In their own behalf among the
houses In the outskirts OF the city. One
has been warned to leave town and
another. cripple, would have been
given similar notice but for the fact
that he was d better sprinter than the
limb OF the law. Clever begging Is a
profitable business and win be as long
as people persist In giving food and
money away. impoverishing themselves
and fostering a class OF tramps and
petty criminals,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

From Marion county--Hon, T.. G..
Judd, president OF the state Board OF
Dairy Commissioners. and one OF the
leading Republicans of Oregon, was
In the city yesterday, paying hol-
iday visit to his sons, Edwin c, Judd.
the well known clothier of this city.
and DR., Judd, of warrenton, He left
for his home county on last evenings
express, with very friendly word for
Astoria, her people and prospects.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
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City Treasurer Thomas Dealy went
to Portland yesterday on business
trip. He expects TO return today.
q. p. Morden, the well known trav-
cling man, arrived here yesterday from
Portland.
J. ]. Murray OF Portland Is regis
tered at the Merwyn Hotel.
w. J. Kremer OF San Francisco Is
spending a few days in this city.
l.. r. Baylis of Portland is quarter
ed at the occident Hotel.
O. Hood came down from Portland
yesterday on business.
G. p. Van Allen. resident OF Catt-
lane. was in this city yesterday.
II. Butterworth OF Gearhart Is in
Astoria for brief visit. He Is ac-
companied by his wife.
s. Honeyman of Portland is quar-
tered at the Merwyn,
Mr.. r. u, Longwind OF New Stadis
is In Astoria for a few days.
w. F. Silver OF Portland spent yes
terday transacting business in this
place,
r. o, Hiptburn will return to Port
land shortly. !.
Susie Espy, Cecil ]. Espy and Yer
ona Espy came here yesterday from
oysterville to visit with their friends.
Misses Alice and Irma Yeaton and
Miss Nell williams, Of nwaco, were
In this city yesterday.
]. II. A. Greenman of oysterville is
visitor In this city
Robert G, Kinney came down from
Portland yesterday on brief business
trip.
Mr.. ], Craig registered at the ocS
cident yesterday from Chinook,
]. c. Rascs and wife Of Cathlamet
are making this city short visit.
G, w. Kizer, who is connected with
the Claud Thayer Timber Company,
came In from the Nehalem district
yesterday. He win leave on the ship
Elmore when that vessel goes out
Miss Daisy Miller leaves for Port
land on this mornings express, for
an over Christmas visit with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. R, H Miller.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

We Regret to Learn that an enter
prise as deserving as Or. Linton's new
drug store is about to be forced out
OF business for lack OF substantial APP
probation. He Is located In the heart
OF the city, with bright new drugs,
doesn't run a notion store, cutting into
other tradesmen's business, is the
only drug house that will I'LL your
prescriptions at midnight carefully,
and at the same price ms noon-time;
has had twenty-five years experience,
and still the people Of Astoria seem
to forget this good fellow Is still in
our midst His place will be closed
by creditors November 80, 1927. Call
and offer condolences. 1856 18th st.
l2-2s-2t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Lovers Of Music--i.oyerS of good
music, in Astoria WIN lore nothing by
hearing Miss Bertha Garland, * the
Louvre. sing The latest Of all popular
songs. among which 10 FThe Golden
wes. ~ Home. Sweet Home 70 Me-"
and "The Ramona both character
songs. thoroughly ana beautifully rem
dored In her superb contralio, She is
ably seconded In the vocal line by the
inyincIblc favorito. Miss Forest, whose
latest contribution ~ Somebody Is
Thinking OF Someone" one Of the
preitlest illustrated offerings Of the
day. The iiuto playing q Miss Wand
rash forms d finnie In one o. the best
entertainments Of It's kind IN the city,
and these. three stars. perfect mis-
.tresses in their specialtics. are the
leading cards ~ the evening bin nj
that honsc.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

sorely Needed Here-without RE-
tiecting In amy manner upon Postmas-
ter John Hahn or his capable stan
Of assistants at the Astoria pcsiof-
nee, there is one thing urgently need
ed in tina, establishment and that is a
package window, some oriflce In the
station front through which parcels OF
some aizc can be mailed. The abb
scnce OF such an utility at this par
tieular season is very pronounced, and
Is more or less conspicuous at all sea
SONS on the Ysar. Tnere IRE in-um-
erahie complaints made in this rela-
,ion, and relief would b. Instantly and
widely appreciated by all historians.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Not Until January--county Clerk j.
C. Clinton yesterday received letter
from c, Il. Runyon. court stenogra-
pher for the 9Th judicial district, that
Judge Thomas Mcbride would not be
here to hold court on next Thursday,
December ~. as heretofore announced,
but that he would hold an adjourned
session OF the circuit court In this city
on Monday. January 7.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

City Enriched--The police station
took in s1l5 yesterday. Most OF the
money was from the pockets OF four
gamblers. who forfeited bond of s25
each rather than appear in the dock.
Four drunks were arrested and three
forfeited their bail, The fourth turned
up and was fined five dollars. but the
sentence was suspended pending fur
ther bad behavior.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Pupils Did WeIl--The ,ainment
given by the pupils OF the Tasir
achool In Suomi hall. on FrIday ese-
ming last, was decided success not
only IN the tributes Of the youns pco-
pie TO tho scheme OF enjoyment. but
In the matter OF patronage, the sum
Of se42S having been rcalixo, IN he
half OF the piano the "a y. design 10
purchase Inter.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
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NJ. S. Warren to W. D, Hall, lots
8, 4. 5, block !, Hay Stack
Rock Park N. ............s 1856
Lucy A. Thompson ct ux to J. +.
Christensen. lot IL, block g.
Mcclure's Astoria \, ...... $500
Astoria Abstract, Title & Trust
Company to Crossett Timber
Company. sectional lands Clat-
sop county. ,.............. 500
Edward A. Noyes and wife to
w. G. Brown. sectional lands
in Clatsop county X. ........ 200
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

sssmsr peporssd--rhc three seamcn
from the 6aicna whom the Immigra-
tion Bureau ofieials refused to allow
TO enter this country because Of their
physical condition. were shipped by
the Galcna's owners on tho outgoing
ship stronsa.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

I arm positively going 10 retire from
business and must sell out an soon
a. possible and from now on win give
you s,ili greater bargains at G. II.
coopers great retiring sale.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
BUY THEM AT JALoFF's.

A new up-to-date stock of ladies'
shirt waists, skirts, silk petticoats,
hoisery purses. fancy neckwear, silk
handkerchiefs, umbrellas. ETC., 1870 1lth
street. near Commercial. st
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
Araue Foress's RsiI-4G. G. Fulton

Argue Forests Rail-@G. G. Fulton,
for the defense. and District Attor-
ney Harrison Allen yesterday argued
before Judge Mcbride In Oregon City,
the admittance Of bail for Captain G.
NJ. Forest. Captain Forest Is in the
county jail here, awaiting trial for the
murder of George Fisher. sailor on the
Annie Larson.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Many shoppsrs--Thc city was fllled
with purchasers Of Christmas pres
en,a yesterday and the stores were
crowded From all directions the out
lying districts sent In numbers OF
persons. by boat. by wagon and by
train.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
Frightening tho season--Among The

Frightening tho Season--Ainong the
Christmas weddlugs u which there
are several mooted here, tina, Of Mr..
Albert schlappi and Miss Alma Rim
ell viii probably figure. license
therefore having been issued ycstcr-
day. BY County Clerk Clinton.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

! Do ycu teei sleepy and mot . bit
like working in the afternooni Per-
haps tie because Of the kind Of lunch
you're eating g-too heavy an dtoo hard
% digest, Why not try the Palace
restaurant on Commercial street, who're
all the baking Is done in those famous
slow.prccess ovens, which turn out Hight
appetizing, wholesome thingsi You'll
save money. too.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Burnt Lssthsr--Mias Fasaett has
placed articles OF burnt leather. for
sale. during Christmas weak. In the
windows Of Mrs. Ross millinery store.
Ct
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

How DO iook.--To really SEQ your
seif q. others see you, get one Of those
sew style mirrors at Ilart's Drug Store,
III prices A new supply iust received.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Real Estate Dssi---John Christian.
the logger. has purchased from H. G,
Thompson the three residences Of the
latter on Exchange street between
Eleventh and Twelfth. The sale price
was $4,000, at which figure the prop
erty now nets its owner something
like IL per cent
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Seaman Buried--Gcorge Fisher of
tho schooner Annie Larson, was burr
led yesterday In Greenwood Cemetery.
Father waters officiating.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

ladies cut eoupcn out Of tho ad. In
this paper and got reserved scat
free At tho opening performance at
the star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Columbia and Victor Gmphophones
and oil the latest records At Chicago
prices. for sale by A. r. Cyrus. taa
Commercial 81. tf
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Now's Your Time--Charles orkwitx
has just received fine line OF UNI
brellas and not a shop-worn article
among them. Cali at once!
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
JALorF,s NEW STORE.

Select your Xmas gifts from this
store. Everything new and up-to-
date. Prices reasonable. 100 nth
street, near Commercial. 81
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
IERs TALES OF THE TOWN

Doll y, scully, Notary Public, a.
sctllys Cigar Store. Any old hourl
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

The very best board 10 b obtained In
the city 10 az "Ths 0ceidsnt Hotel
Rates very reasonable.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Or. ]. M, Holt Is relieving Or. Finch,
during his absence and will keep the
regular hours. 12-l9-tf
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

For Your Holiday Wines aud IL
ouors SOC the American Importing Co
Gin the Foard 4 Stokes STOREY 81
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Aldsrbrook Dancing Club win give
their regular Saturday night dance.
December N, Admission soc; dance
to begin s:so. Everybody invited.
EzEHlb I2-2i-2t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

Liberty Bell Social Club win give a
dance Christmas night. December 2b,
At Logan's Hall: everybody invited.
f?-2i-4t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23
YOU WILL HAVE PLEASURE

In seeing our new line OF Xmas gifts
as we shall in showing them to you.
Jaloff's new store, 1870 11th street, near
Commercial. St
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

orkwItx covers umbrellas and makes
them al good an new, ii-7-tf
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-12-23

MistIstos for esls--call at 100 Du-
ane street. corner 9th. i2-?o-tf
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-26
PENDLETON RUNAWAYS.
Two Young Girls Are Captured by
WaIIa WalIa Police,

Gussie Berts, age IA and Jesse Cor
sen, married and sweet sixteen, spent
the night in the cozy quarters of the
city Jail last night.
Gussie and Jessie live in Pendleton
and came up to Walla Walla for a
time without letting papa, mamma OF
hubby know anything about it. A tel
egram from Pendleton yesterday even
ing put the police on to the lay OF
the land and the girls were put in a
safe place pending the arrival of the
folks.
According to the police the girls
seem to be tender in youth only Gus
sic did not seem to mind her humble
boudoir in the least but was calmly
smoking cigarette when an officer
brought breakfast this morning.
Parents, brother and husband ar
rived this morning and the girls were
given into their charge. They will be
taken back where the woollen blankets
grow this evening"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-26
SOLDIERS SWIPE CART.
Janitor Winans of the Court House
Loses Ancient Vehicle.


The maddest man in the city yes
terday was Frank Winans, the efficient
ianitor of the county court house
When he started to resume his work
of cleaning up the yard he found his
push cart missing.
The same had been left in its Gus
tomary place near the back steps OF
the large building. After searching for
some time the wagon was discovered
on Alder street near the O. r. & N.
railroad track, smashed to pieces.
Inquiries developed the fact that the
car had been seen rushing down AL
der street at late hour last night pro-
PEELED by five soldiers and with five
women inside. Such a load was too
much for the old cart. It had been
used to carrying all sorts of trash but
this load broke it all up.
The authorities are certain who
some of the guilty parties are and 1t
will probably be made pretty hot for
them. The notorious Tode Peasner is
said to have been one of the women in
the cart.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-26
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF

Joseph Reser of this city, arrived at
the Walla Walla hospital yesterday,
ill with typhoid fever.
Robert Ziedler was taken to st.
Marys hospital this morning suffer-
ing with heart disease.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
William Keeney at the Walla Walla
Walla hospital yesterday.
Mrs. Elizabeth Green of Washtucna,
was brought to st. Mary's hospital for
medical treatment yesterday afternoon.
Gordon Menzies, who underwent an
operation for appendicitis at st. Mary's
hospital some time ago is convalescent
and has resumed his run between
Walla Walla and Pendleton.
A bouncing son was born to Prof.
and Mrs. w. J. Lansing at Ritzville,
October p. Mrs. Lansing nee NADIA
line Brown was formerly a popular
student at Whitman college.
The estate of w. w. Walter was
appraised at $77545O by H. G. Hart,
E. H. Leonard and Henry Ibberson. 1t
consists mainly of city property In
Prescott and farm property near there.
City Clerk Hart is doing rushing
business in the vehicle license line.
Eighteen of the coveted bits of paper
nave been secured by local hackmen
and expressmen. The licenses are good
until December 81.
A. R. Johnson of the Fair store yes
terday sold his residence in East Al
der street to C. K. Holloway, a man
ager of the Walla Walla Abstract
company, the consideration being
$4,000.
A special meeting of the council
has been called by Mayor Kellough
for Tuesday next, to consider the mat
ter of bulkheading local Improvement
districts 81, 80, 80 and "a. The dis
tricts extend from Park street bridge
to Clinton street bridge.
Arrangements have been made 10
remove the old city records from the
central fire station to the water once
while the new city hall is under
course of erection. A small room Will
be built in the rear of the water Of
fee to house the records in.
The basement for the new commits
sion house r. H. johnson Will erect at
the foot of Sixth street, has been ex-
cavated and the contractors yesterday
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-26
INDIAN WAR IS Abs FAKE
Band Of "FIeabitten" Utes and Few
Squaws Get On q Drunk and
Run Away.

CHEYENNE, Oct. 26.-There is nc
Indian war and will be none.
Omaha reports of the sensational up
rising for two months are all fake
reports.
Two hundred ''f1eabitten" Utes
mostly squaws, with a few guns, none
willing to fight. have been drinking
carousing and making cheap talk
near Gillette, Wyo.
The storms prevented the troops
pursuing and fresh horses and sup
plies were sent to the soldiers.
A small detachment asked the In
dams to surrender and they replied
that they were going to Montana.
They ran down the Powder river val
ley at the approach of a sizeable body
but will be returned to the reserva-
ton without bloodshed
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-26
Danger From the Plague.

There's grave danger from the
plague of Coughs and Colds that are
so prevalent, unless you take DR.
Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds. Mrs. Geo
Walls, of Forest City. Me-. writes: 1T
is a Godsend to people living In ell
mates where coughs and colds pre-
call, I find it quickly ends them. II
prevents Pneumonia, cures LaGrippe
gives wonderful relief in Asthma and
Hay Fever, and makes weak lungs
strong enough to ward off Consump-
ton. Coughs and Colds. soc and $1.0O
Guaranteed by E. L. Smalleys drug
store Trial bottle free.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-26

Although not carrying the largest
stock of groceries in the city, our
stock is always fresh, and the best
table delicacies that the market sup
plies; we cater to the best trade Of the
city. and invite inspection Of our
goods. a trial order will convince you
of -TIDERINGTON, The Grocer
Corner of Main and Palouse streets.
Phone 1406.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-10-26

they could tear away from the fascin-
ating pictures.
The rooms mad been prettily decorat-
ed with wild sumach, flowers, bunting
and flags, by the librarians.
The invoice of new books arrived
several days ago, probably about 40
in all. and the reception was scheme
of the Librarians to interest the chill
dren in the library. 1t is expected
that other things of this kind will fol-
low.
A list of books for Halloween read
ing has been prepared by Miss Smitn
and posted on the walls for the bene-
diff of the patrons of the library.