The Republican journal., 1906-03-15
T.-ture BY savages.

| of the SAVAGE tribes in the fnli!PPlnes SUD
ject their captives, REMINDS me OF tne intense
suffering endured 10! .n1o n, snrs ~ M
Inflammation Of the k Me aNothiSg helped
ma nmtii 7 n triad Electric Bitters, three bot
Ties Of which completely cured me-: lures
Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, blood d1sor-
ders and Malaria; and restores tne weak
and nervous to robust heait4; uu Enn
by R. II. Moody, druggist Price QUO.
81 want to advertise for an office boy"
said the merchant Eyes. sir, replied the
clerk in the newspaper once, me usuai,
to l ea1n,,'" ayes interrupted the mer-
chant "snnpose YOU make it, Willing to
learn how. when and where to whistle
sTammany,' philadelphia Press.
Don't frown-look pleasant. If you are
suffering from Indigestion or sour stomach,
take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Hon. Jake
Moore, of Atlanta, Ga, says; u sunerea
more than 20 years with lhq!ges!lon. "A
friend recommended Kodol. 1t relieved me
in one day and now e95%Gy o dsests Whaf
Won eat relieves sour stomach, gas on
stomach. belching, etc. Sold by R. IL.
Moody.
"Did you struggle against the conse-
Interest t "Ah. if YOU had fought just a
little harder you wouldn't be here today"
81 done tn best 1 could, ma'am," said the
prisoner, modestly; sit took three p'llcemen,
an four bystanders to git me into Tn patroi
wagon. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
For Over Sixty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY,
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty years by millions Of
mothers for their children while teethng,
with perfect success. 1t s00thes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for Diar-
rhma. Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by
druggists in every part of the world. Twen-
ty-tiVe cents bottle. Its value is incalcu-
liable
The second trial was on and the witness
was told to repeat the story he had told be-
fore.
For moment he looked puzzled. Then
his face frightened. ~ forget IT. ne said
tbut can tell another just as good" Phlla-
delphia Ledger.
We, the undersigned, do hereby agree tC
refund the money on 5Qcent bottle o
Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar II 1t falls
to cure YOUR cough or cold. We also guar
antee a 25-cent bottle to prove satisfactory
or money refunded.
Poor & Son. A. A. HOWes " 20.
Mrs. Crossly-John, that gentleman with
the long hair and big black tie is going tc
write series of stories ON wild Animals
l Have Met" Mr.. Crossly-Well, what dc
you mean by inviting him to call at this
house so early in the morning? Mrs. cross
ly (sweetly )-Why, thong bit he would like
to see YOU when breakfast is few minutes
late-Chicago Daily News.
Doctors are Puzzled
The remarkable recovery of Kenneth
McIver of Vanceboro, Me-, is the subject OF
much interest to the medical fraternity and
wide circle of friends He says OF his
case: sowing to severe Inflammation OF the
Throat and congestion of the Lunss, three
doctors gave me up to die. when, as a last
resort, was induced to try Or. Kings New
Discovery and | am happy to say, 1t SaVeC
my life." Cures the worst Coughs anC
Colds, Bronchitis, 1onsilitis, Weak Lungs
Hoarseness and La Grippe. Guaranteed a
r. ii. Moody's drug store. SOC. and Sl.O0
Trial bottle free.
"Man is the noblest work of God"
"H'm! Who says SOP"
"Why, man, of course" -Woman's Home
Companion.
Three little rules we all should keep,
To make life happy and bright,
Smile in the morning, smile at noon,
Take Rocky Mountain Tea at night.
r. II. Moody.
The girl who can earn living is very i'm
pOrtant nowadays, but the girl who Cal
earn two livings is in most popular demand
business Woman's Magazine.
Keep the little ones healthy and happy
Their tender, sensitive bodies require gen
tie, healing remedies. HOLSTERS Rock.
| Mountain Tea will keep them strong ant
! well. 30 cents, Tea or tablets. K. IL. Moody
Mrs. McOugh-Finnegan says his bah,
wuz born wild silver sbpoon in its mouth
Mrs. O'Mack-Whose shpoon wuz it?-
| Woman's Home Companion.
| In the spring time you renovate you
house. Why not you body? Hoillster'
Rocky Mountain Tea drives out impurities
cleanses and enriches the blood and purlle
the entire system 80 cents. K. ii. Moody
| uooker-He has a will of his own, the.
iooker-Yes. 1t came to him with hi
| wife.
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles
/ Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protrudlng f1les
! Druggists are authorized to refund none.
| if PAZO OINTMENT fails 10 cure i'll . t.
IA days. soc.
Eyes, her husband robbed her of ever.
cent she had"
"Poor dear! And all she married him TO
was because she was afraid OF burglars. -
Judge.
To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tab
| let's. Druggists refund money II 1t tails u
cure. E W. GROVES signature is on eacl
| box. .25c
"Mr. Wise is an agn0stic, isn't he p NO
at ALL What led you to think that :? mis-
Passay told me he didn't believe the Bible
| "Ah! she means the Bible in which the rec
ord of her birth is entered. lie noticed tina
she had been tampering with the date =
Philadelphia Press.
A Scientific Wonder.
| The cures that stand to its credit maxi
| Bucklen's Arnica Salve scientific wonder
1t cured E. r. Milford, lecturer for thu
| Patrons of Husbandry, WaynesEoro, "a.
of distressing case OF Piles. 1t heals th'
worst Burns, Sores, Boils, Ulcers, Cuts
| Wounds, Chilblains and Salt Rheum. Onl!
25c. at Moody's drug store.
Paddy (oblivious, on the track, with trail
advancing )-Where will l catch the expires!
for Dublin? Station master-Ye'll catch 1
all over We, if We don't get off the line mighty
quick ! Punch.
One would think the Laxative idea in {
cough syrup should have been advanced
| long before it was 1t seems the ON.
rational remedy for Coughs and Cold
would be to move the bowels and clean thu
mucous membranes of the throat and lung