Bisbee daily review., 1906-08-05

ne was d sIrdWDerry man Ill Searcn of customer. He had only announced that he had large and luscious berries at the lowest price known for years when Mir Bowser shouted at him:
 "Gst oot of here, you fool Can't you see what trouble I've got on hand?
 T can see that you are trying to kill that kid" replied the peddler. An old man like you ought to know better than to hold him suspended by one leg like that"
 Get out with your
 "0h, I'll get out, but don't you think you have heard the last of this. There's law to cover such cases as this. could tell you how to stop his yelling in one minute, but I'll be hanged if I dor'
 Mir Bowser danced the child before mantel mirror. It was an insult promptly resented
 He ran with it up to the piano and swept his fingers over the keys. The baby kept time to the discord.
 From a back window he called on the cat to come in for heavens sake and have his tall pulled and break up the monotony, but the feline refused to budge. Then he got his presence of mind. The most cantankerous infant ever born can be quleted by Il lump oe sugar. Young Taylor was deposited on the divan while his protector bus tied downstairs for the sugar bowl. Shn have given him some useful hints un- der the head of how to care for young children, but it was her afternoon out Gave Baby Some Sugar. | It was granulated sugar that Mir Bowser brought up and filled the ba- | by's mouth with. It was good stuff, i but bis action was taken amiss. The baby choked and splutterel and couSG- i ed, and when bis mouth was free once more he made up for lost time. His yells brought in q pedestrian. rolly | poly man of thirty, who timidly ad vanced with hat in hand and said: q heard the infant screaming as passed, and stepped in to see if l 1 should cali doctor" | Doctor be hanged"' yelled MT. Bow ser at him. What want just now is a crowEar. Do you know anything about childrenE'
 Having never married, can't say that do'
 What's be yelling about"
 Don't all children yell when they want to? It seems as if I once heard ! I,+ q Iok YGo
 Then go home to your mother and have her say so.Ccthing else!'
 "Yeth. tEir: tE!rtingiy, th!r," lisped rolly poly Gs he went For forty long and never ending minutes MT. Bowser sweat his collar and forgot the number of states in the Union. He cooed and cussed, he sym pathized and swore, he bounced and tossed and dangled, and in plain Eng fish language he told young Taylor that he'd give S1OC0 for the privilege of hitting hirl just once with a hickory club
 Threatened Baby's Life. ! Now and then the howls would cease for q moment. and the infant would gaze into Mir. Bowser'S face as if won- dering whether he was a cruel hearted villain or not. Ten seconds would sat isfy him that he had made no mistake, and the howls would burst forth loud CT than ever. As a last heroic expedi- ent he was laid on the divan and MT. Bowser stood of and shook a fist ct him and threatened his young life. The thing was a dead failure. It brought such shrieks that the infant was snatched up, and AIr. Bowser ran out on the front steps with him just in time to meet Mrs. BOwser and the mother.
 ''The poor little darling! But did the great big man sit down on h!m:' cooed the mother as she received her of spring into her arms and started for home
 How long has he been awake:" ask ed Mrs. BowSeT.
 Were you speaking :o E-c. madam = asked MT. BCwser as Ee gave her one awful look.
 "Of course"
 Then l will consider yOIE question in the morning al,e: Te have consulted our respective lawyers. Don't think this attempted assassination will go unpunished"' NJ. QUAD.
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