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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
A Funeral Picnic.

The old saying ''be good boy and
you may go to your grandma's funeral
some day. is no Elusive promise up in
Eastern Kentucky. according to the
following announcement from a county
correspondent of an Eastern Kentucky
paper: 1.-The funeral of aunt Katie
McFarling will be preached the 5th
Sunday in July at Upper Through Camp
church by Revs. Wilson, Johnson and
Zimmerman. Dinner on the grounds
and all are requested to come and bring
well filled baskets"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Care of the Eyes.

On rising in the morning the eyes
should be bathed gently in cold water.
Twenty passes are said to be decided
~ Strengthening. While using them
closely they should be rested at inter-
walls of an hour or two, for the strain
of constant reading, ETC., is like that
Of extending the arms at a certain
height immOvably. Imagine, then, the
taxing Of the eyes, which cannot COM
plain save after years of irreparable
neglect. When dust settles in the eyes
warm water will soothe them of any
Exchange.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Seltishness.
WW

Miss Mary S. Anthony, who is con-
tinuing the work of her distinguished
sister, the late Susan 3. Anthony, said
recently, apropos Of marriage:
1t is selishness, boorish selfshness,
that, more than anything Sc, lies at
the root of unhappy unions. Sometimes
it is the wife sswho is the selfish one.
Sometimes it is the husband. | think
you'll agree with me, though, that
it is the husband more often than the
wife.
"A happening of day or two ago
presents vivid and sad picture of too
many marriages.
AN old couple came in from the
country with big basket of lunch to
see the circus.
The lunch was heavy. The old
wife was carrying it. As they crossed
a crowded street the husband held out
his hand and said:
" Gimme that basket, Hannah
THE poor old woman surrendered
the basket with a grateful look.
" That's real kind o. We, Joshua, ,
she Quavered.
" Kind?' grunted the old man,
Gosh, | wuz afeard ye'd git lost
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Williams Kidney Pills.

Have you neglected yopr Kidneys
Have you Overworked your nervous
system and caused trouble with your
Kidneys and Bladder? Have you
pains in the lOins, side, back, groins
and bladder? Have you fiabby APP
pearance of the face, especially under
the eyes? Too frequent desire to pass
urine? If so, Williams Kidney Pills
will cure you. Sample free. BY mail
so cents. Sold by Oberdorfer.
WILLIAMS M'F'G. Co., Props,
Cleveland, O.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Her Little Mistake.

The joke is on Westbrook (Me.)
woman who on getting ready to leave
church recently was unable to find one
of her rubberS, so she walked home
with one shoe exposed to the wet.
When she arrived home she remarked
to one of her family how heavy the
foot with one rubber felt This was
explained in part when she attempted
to remove the one overShoe and found
she had bo,h on one foot.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Huge Task.

1t was hugh task to undertake the
cure of such bad case of kidney dis
ease, as that of G. F. Collier, of Cher
okee, Iowa, but Electric Bitters did
it. He writes: my kidneys were so
far gone, l could not sit on a chair
without cushion; and suffered from
dreadful backache, headache and de-
preston In Electric Bitters, how
ever, l found a cure, and by them
was restored to perfect health. /
recommend this great tonic medicine
to all with weak kidneys, liver or
stomach" Guaranteed by Oberdor-
fer. the druggist. Price SOC.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
GROWING PAINS.
Aches In Children That Should Re-
ceive Serious Attention.


The evil that may be caused by a
phrase is well exemplified by the term
growing palms, Many a cripple to-
day owes his misfortune to the fact
that the first symptoms of his disease
were misinterpreted The recurring
pains of which he complained, which
caused him to limp at times or to cry
out in lis sleep, were called by his
parents growing pains and were
thought to signify nothing more than
the effort of nature to adjust the grow
ing bones and muscles and sinews to
each other.
OF course every child has innumera-
bic little aches and pains, the result of
fatigue, slight sprains, stone bruises
and the like, and it is well the fond par
entS should not take too much notice
Of them, lest they foster a disposition
in the child to worry over illnesses.
The cause of such occasional pains is
usually apparent, and a nights rest
OF a day in the house will dispel it. But
when the pain recurs from time to time
without evident cause, or when Ordi-
nary rOmping during the day is fol-
lowed by a night of aching, and per-
haps limp for day or two. it is pos
sible that there is some serious under
lying cause and the family physician
should be consulted.
Frequent complaint of pain in the
knee is one of the signs of beginning
hip disease, but examination shows the
knee to be apparently sound, and SO
the home diagnosis of growing pains
is made, and the real trouble in the
hip is overlooked, often until it is too
late to prevent permanent lameness.
Although not called growing pains,
repeated attacks of stomach ache in
children should not be sighted. for
they may be a symptom of early spinal
disease. The complaint of pain in the
stomach, when not referable to green
apples or a surfeit of pastry, especially
when the complaint is made at the
close of the day or during the night,
should excite suspicion and if often re-
peated should indicate the necessity of
careful examination of the spine.
Growing pains may be due to rheuma-
/ tism. which, if not detected and cor
rectly treated, may lead to disease
of the heart.
A less serious trouble, but one &c
handing medical treatment, which may
cause an aching in the limbs, is ma
laria. This is Il dangerous diagnosis, for
if incorrect it may be as serious in it's
consequences as that of growing pains,
and even if the child has had an unmis-
taxable attack of malaria the parent
should not be content With that expla-
nation of its aches and pains, but
should refer the matter to the doctor.
1t should always be remembered that
growth is a normal process. and should
no more be accompanied by pain than
digestion or breathing.-Youth's Com
paniOn.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Vatican Walls CrumbIing.

1t has long been known that some
parts of the Vatican, at Rome, are un
safe, but it has just recently been dis
covered that the palace is practically
falling to pieces. Even the corner.
where the pOpe's apartment is situated
needs strengthening and the pontiff is
moving out.
The walls, which are cracked, bulg-
ingl and leaning outward, will be
strengthened Immediately. To make
the whole building safe will require an
expenditure of more than 500. 900.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
If You Try

Father Williams Indian Herb Tea,
or Herb Tablets and do not find them
the best medicines you ever used for
Constipation, Torpid Liver, Sick Kid
neys, Sour Stomach, Sick Headache,
Neuralgia, Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Billiousness, Malaria, Dizziness and
Bad Breath, we will refund the
money.
They work day and night and you
get up i the )rning f94Ing like
new person.
Try them; 20 cents, Tea or,Tablets.
For sale by w. T. Brooks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Fair Enough.

If you will try case of the famous
Lion Beer, the best on.earth, and are
not pleased with it, we will gladly ire
fund your money. All doctors recon-
mend this beer for family use and for
convalescents.
T. F. BRANNON,
(3jy2mo) Agent Lion Brewing Co.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Miraculous MuItfplicatiop.

A lady who recently bought dinner
service consisting of ffty-fOur pieces
for fl IS. was Informed by her house
maid the next day that the bargain
had become still more wonderful, fo-
it now consisted of lips pieces. =
Punch
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Fair Enough.

If you will try case of the famous
Lion Beer, the best on earth. and are
not pleased with it, we will gladly re-
fund your money. All doctors recon-
mend this beer for family use and for
convalescents.
T. f BRANNON,
(3jy2mo) Agent Lion Brewing Co.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24

qThe best family safeguard is reliable
household medicine that will cure Group.
coughs, colds, chilly sensations, running
eyes and nose, sore throat and bronchial
affections-that will keep the children
proof against all contagious diseases. I
QSuch a medicine is Boschee's German
Syrup, which has record of SIS years in
the cure of consumption, catarrh and alb
lung and bronchial troubles.
qThe fame of German Syrup as a COM
sumptive cure, stree its purchase by DR..
Green from the niece of the famous DIR.
Boschee, has extended to all parts of the
earth. 1t has big sales everywhere. 10
qTwO sizes, asc and 75c. AL druggists,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Did You Know?

Father Williams Indian Tea, gath
cred in the Rocky Mountains, acts
directly on the Mucous Membrane,
purifies the Blood and cleanses- the
entire system of the microbes and
terms of Catarrh, Hay Fever, Asthma,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24

If you will try case of the famous
Lion Beer the best on earth, and are
not pleased with it we will gladly ire
fund your money. All doctors recon-
mend this beer for family use land for
convalescents.
I. F. BRANNON,
(3iy2mOl Agent Lion Brewing Co.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
Williams Carbolic Salve With Arnica
and Witch Hazel.

The best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, letter, Chapped Hands, and
all skin eruptions. 1t is guaranteed
to give satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price 25c by Druggists.
WILLIAMS MFG. Co., Props,
Cleveland, o.
For sale by Oberd orfer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
See Us Before Selling Your

Will pay highest market price for
your wheat delivered at the mill or any
station in Bourbon or adjoining coun-
ties. See US before selling.
PARIS MILLING co.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
BLOCK LIGHTS.

/ have a large stock of the famous
Block Gas Lamps. Lamp and mantel
complete, only so cents.
If j. J. CONNELLYs
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24

CORN WANTED.-We are in the
market for Corn, and will pay highest
market price for same.
STUART & O'BRIEN,
Directly opp. L. &.N. Freight Depot.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
DiHRnE1ninfinR.

Mrs. JustlOoking - Have you any
hand embroidered waists? Salesman
who has waited on her befOre)-I'm
gery sorry to disappoint you, madam,
out we have.-Chicago News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
FOR RENT.

Five nicely furnished rooms for rent,
for gents. Central location.
NJ L. WOODS.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24

G. S.rVARDEN &. SON.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-24
The Old Cat Gone

(3jy2mo) Agent Lion Brewing
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
LARGE SCORE FOR
| MARO0NS, TODAY
Coach Stagg Demands at Least
Twenty Points Against
Illinois Today.
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service.
Chicago, Nov. 17.-Chicago and Illinois will
play on a wet, slow field today, but in spite Of
this fact the members of the maroon team We're
confident yesterday that they would run up a
score Of 20 to against the eleven from Urbana.
This supreme confidence on the part of the ma
rooms broke out after they had scored seven
times against the freshmen In their final scrim-
mage with the frst-year men. .e#
The betting odds the game today were 2 to
i. The Illinois supporters would not wager un-
less given this price, and many Of them wouldn' t
even bet at these odds. If the maroons had not
held the gophers to such a low score it is hard
to see why odds should be even 2 to /, for
Stage has anything but a f1rst-class team this
year. - ''. . ~ g.
He will take no chances with his subs, but
will send in his best men. At the beginning of
the week 1t was supposed that he would save
some Of his regulars for the game with Nebras-
ka, but he has come out with strong denial
of this If the regulars run up fairly large
score against the Illini he may subs in the
latter part of the game.
Ch1cago's line was ripped up pretty badly at
times by the gopher backs, who could have
gained many more yards by rushing If the ball
had been held. Instead, kicking was resorte;
to constantly. Kicking will be an important fac
tor In the game today. Of course, it is expected
that all of the honors will go to Eckersall cspc-
cially If the field is dry. There is no one on
the Illinois eleven who can equal Inn i'll bnotina
the leather. AS Chicago has been taught to
watch Hodge, SO Illinois has been warned to
look out for Eckersall and Steffen. These two
will be marked men, as they were in the Mime.
sofa game.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
MAY ALLOW BOXING
IN STATE OF IOWA
Journal Special Service.


Des Moines, Iowa, Nov. 17.-Shall Iowa again
which may be put seriously to the legislature
this winter. Under the present statute even the
moving pictures Of priZeight held in Australia;
cannot be displayed in the state legally. In
Davenport and other river towns fights are held
all the time in violation of the law, but by com
mon consent of the people. There is a move
ment among the sporting. people Of the state tc
have the present law repealed so that sparrine
mtches can be pulled off legally
Mae COnEely we'll known sporting pro.
moter has made offer TO pay a license of
$1,000 per month for the privilege of holding
sparring matches in Des Moines. Saloons are
now licensed for 800 per month and the hackers
OF the hghtlng movement urge that single
saloon Will kill ten times as many men in q
year as would a continual run of prizefghts
Conneiy says there Is demand among the
people for this athletic entertainment to the
extent that large license could be paid 1t Is
probable law will be drafted and introduced
IN the legislature permitting the municipal
licensing of sparring matches.
Inc present stringent law was passed under
interesting circumstances. 1t was during one
session OF the legislature that the sparring
matches had become very popular. The legisla
tors Went In body one night It hapnencd
the match turned out II rank fake. In their
supreme disgust the legislators next morning
passed the present law. which even prevents the
showing of fighting pictures
Connely. til" man who says the privilege OF
pulling of bouts in Des Moines Is worth S12 O0C
per year, has during the past few years beer
engaged In wrecktng engines turnout the coun
Try. He formerly played ball In the National
league and is a well-known sportsman and 9
good Judge OF the value of entertainment
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
KELLEY WILDE ACQUITTED
Havenor's Grip on the Associa-
ton and His Desire
4. to Control.
Special to Tho Journal.

Special to Tho Journal.
Milwaukee, Wis. Nov, 17.-Mike Kelley, for.
mer manager of the Minneapolis team in the
Anne: icsn association. is to be acquitted at the
next meeting OF the directors of the associa-
ton. &t
The national commission has had the Kelley
case, has refused to mix in what 1t recognized
rather nasty affair, and referred the ques-
ton back to the directors Of the association.
Now, 1t is said, Charles Havenor, who was
in large measure responsible for the bringing
of the charges against Kelley, says he will
vote to- acqut him, and Kelley will not be rail
roaded out Of baseball. as was threatened.
Another thing may be taken as assured
Charles Havenor of Milwaukee and his associates
intend eventually to absolutely control the as
ISOLATION. II they have not already bought
the Toledo club it Is because they are looking
for the indianapolis and Columbus teams Have
nor believes absolutely in close circuit, and
that is what he proposes to make of the Amert.
can association. He now controls Milwaukee,
himself; Minneapolis thru the Cantillons who
ARE believed to have some of Havenor's money
with their own in the deal. and thru Tebeau
can swing Kansas City and Louisville into line
for his policies. st. Paul. owned by George
Lennon, is with Havenor, and only indianapolis,
Columbus and Toledo still stand out When
trouble the allies Of Havenor made, for Kelley
in the association. Havenor scleyerly used q
personal cnllty between Lennon >and Kelley tc
get Lemons voting support for the Havenol
IDEAS. When Havenor's attacks became too
strenuous, Kelley's hackers sold out.
This Is not all of Havenors ambition, how
ever. He is after the three eastern clubs not
already controlled by his followers, and the
Kelley case has, 1t IS thought, proved to the Co.
lumbus, Indianapolis and Toledo owners that
Havenor is a bad man to fight That is why a
sale of any of the three to some of Havenor' 8
associates may be announced at any time.
The eventual Havenor plan. it is believed, is
to personally get controlling interest in ma
jo-ity of the clubs in the association.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
HUNTER NEARLY
KILLED BY BUCK
st. Paul Man Is Carried Thru
Forest on Animals y.
Antlers. =
Special to The journal.


Milwaukee. Wis, Nov. 17.-Hunters return
Ing from the northern Wisconsin woods bring
sensational stories of encounters with deer and
other hunting Incidents, in addition to the usual
hard-luck stories. ~. -. 49, E:
W. T.. Maiden of st. Paul, Mimi. had the
thrilling experience this week of being carried
thru the forest the antlers of big buck
which attacked him. He, with Charles Wixey
went between Fish Hook and String lake when
they came upon splendid specimen. They sepa-
rated to trap the animal and Wixey fired, wound
Ing the buck. Maiden was about to fire when
he fell into morass and lost his gun. The
buck came at him and Maiden's fslashes with,
knife enraged the animal still more. In max
ing one vigorous lunge at the buck. Maiden
lost his knife. The buck. ripping thru Maiden S
outer coat. caught one Of its horns in his hunting
shirt. Maiden felt himself lifted and lying cross
wise on the antlers The animal started on a
rush thru the woods and Maiden feared to at
tempt to free himself. Finally clearing was
reached and Maiden saw hunter to whom he
yelled. The buck was shot in the shoulder and
came to its knees. The big animal was then
quickly dispatched by the two. q. - "
G. R. Gillette of Warren has brought to Eau
Claire the heads Of two deer With horns inter
locked which he found and killed in the woods
near Hawthorne. -. ...,= ~. -. =
= II hated to shoot them" says Gillette .as It
looked pttfu to see these giants helpless before
me / watched them struggle to disengagc
themselves: They moaned and snorted in ex-
haustion. knew they could never get apart.
so cropped them with two shots. They are
splendid specimens, one weighing 250 pounds and
me other 210.. They had almost perfect ant
iers. There are six points on each beam, which
is unusual. They are so interlocked that it win
ing them. -. - N' - eoA-
IN Sturgeon Bay wolves are becoming very
frequent. Paul STRAIN on Friday night wns Mt.
lacked while walking home thru the woods. Init
managed to run fast enough to escape them by
settng into farmers She'd In some country
srnoot districts there are no sessions as parents
are AFRAID to send their children thru the woods,
large part OF this county, above the Sturgeon
Say canal is still almost an unbroken VIII
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
FASTENERS FEAR
MICHIGAN TEAM
Coach Yost's Western Giants
Caused the Philadelphians
Much Worry.
Journal Special Service.

journal special service.
philadelphia. Nov. 1.-THE first big inter
section football match Of several years takes
place In this city today between Michigan and
Pennsylvania on Franklin field. Coach Yost and
the western giants arrived at Westchester
Thursday. few miles out, getting some prac-
ttce that evening and more yesterday. Both
teams will be brought into the city this morning.
The quaker city last night began to take on
phia where the university is located the stu
dents held a big mass meeting at which speech
es were made, songs rendered and cheers prac-s
ticed in preparation for the match. The Mich
igan students to the number of upwards of 100
promenaded the central part of the city, being
conspicuous by big letter M which each
Michigan students and alumni will witness the
game. Two hundred Of these are members of the
Michigan club in New York, who came over
from that city this morning.
The Michigan team yesterday afternoon prac-
ticed on snow-covered gridron. Contrary to
expectations, there was no secrecy about their,
work and the practice was witnessed by large
number Of people, including delegation Of
Pennsylvania rooters. There was about three
inches of snow ' on the field, and there was no
attempt at scrimmage, the men merely running
Ing Garrels, upon whom Yost says the fate
Of the game depends, did much Of this work
and proved to be in excellent form.
At Winslow Junction, N. j. the Pennsylvania
squad practiced for two. hours. Their signal
work was snapper than at any time this sea-
| son. Every man on the squad appears to be
on edge except zeigler and Hollenbeck. Ziegler's
| ankle, which he injured against Swarthmore
on Tuesday, is still bad. Trainer Mike Murphy
announced that the men are in excellent ply
steal condition, and that few Of them have any
injuries. Last night about fifteen Pennsylvania
coaches talked to the players and impressed
upon them the Importance Of doing their best
In today's contest e
Little betting has been done as yet. The
Michigan team averages ten pounds heavier per
man than Pennsylvania, but this is believed
to be partly Offset by the loss Of Captain Cur
tbs, who broke his leg last Saturday. The
| indications are that the game will be played on
| wet grldiron, which should benefit the western.
ers' chances.