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The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
FROM AN OLD GRuDGE.

Middlesboro. KY Nov 27.-John
pion. a wellto-do farmer Of Cumber-
nd Gap. was shot and instantly killed
, Jim Herald. a miner today. The
ouble resulted from an old grudge
erald escaped TO the mountains.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
GUY r. WILLIAMS NAMED.

jacksonville. H.. Nov. 21-Chy X
rilliams. of Mason county. was nomi-
itcd here today by the Democrats of
lc Eighth Judicial District for cir
ait Judge to succeed the late Judge
homas Mechan
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
n.rL ~ m.,,. snn.rinritu

God. that allpowerful creator Of na
ture and architect Of the world. has
impressed man with no character 50
proper to distinguish him frzn -otbsr
animals as By the power Of speech
QuIntillian.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
YouBA DAM NO MORE.

Narshheid Cal. Nov. IL Inc
ins of Youba Dam. once = famous
lining ramp and made ulnrc famous
/ Bret Hartc's poem, was destroyed
fire today
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
SPAIN READY FoR CRISIS

Madrid, Nov. 27.-AccorJing 10 a
dispatch received here fIom Cadiz
brigade of 1000 men is being organ
lied there to be ready for any develop
Leni n the Moroccan situation
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
Gauge Of Friendshio.

Gauge Of Jour good friend may Be
Of his preference for your unpleasant
truth rather than your catering lie
John A. HOEiand.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
PARoLED FROM MANSFIELD

Wheeling. W. Va. Nov. 27.-JOhu
Jackson was held for the grand in-y
before Magistrate G0mBers ON two
burglary charges this evening. He is
a parOled CauTict from Iauzheld ..
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
WABASH GIVES INCREASE.

Springfield. H.. Nov. 27.-The Wa
ash railroad granted an increase uf
a month to conductors. - per
.onth to passenger brakemen and
nts an hour to yard men.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28
ALLISON IS IMPROVING.

Dubuque Iowa. Nov. 27.-Senaior
llison announces today that he will
lt go to Washing on until coUgress
nveues after the holiday recess. His
alb continue % Improve
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28

THE WOMAN DOES THE every.
hay buying for the home, therefore ad
dress your advertisements to the wo'
man, principally. And, above all
things, don't try to fool her. You
PANT.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-11-28

rhE CAIRO RETAIL DEALER can
probably match any mail order price
with freight or express added. that
con be gotten and you have the sd-
vantage Of seeing what you buy be.
fore you pay for Il.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
A Family Matter.

"Once upon a time there lived a
good man of New York who was So
Letting contributions for the erection
of an orphan asylum" said the story
teller. "He had been to many rich
people and received liberal contribu-
tions, which were entered in book
he had for that purpose. Among these
many names there appeared Mrs.
Russell Sage, $25.' The good man
went to Mr.. Sage's office, and showing
him the contribution entered in the
book by Mrs. Sage, asked him if he
would not give like sum. And what
do you suppose he did,"
well, suppose he at least doubled
it." replied the listener.
Doubled it! Not RUSSELL" ex.
claimed the teller of the story. 'Why,
he simply took his pen and wrote Mr..
and before his wife's name and hand
ed the book back to the good man"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
TONIC TREATMENT
Weak Stomach and Sick Headache
Cured by Or. Williams
Rink Pile

The symptoms of stomach trouble
vary. Some victims have q rayenous
appetite, others loathe the sight of food,
Often there is a feeling as of weight on
the chest, a full feeling in the throat.
Sometimes the gas presses ON the heart
and leads the sufferer to think he has
heart disease. Sick headache is fire..
quent and distressing symptom. /
A weak stomach needs digestive
tonic and that there is no better tonic
for this purpose than DR.. Williams Pink
Pills is shown by the statement of Mr..
A. @. Merrill, mining man, of Oneals,
Calf, veteran of Battalion G, Third
U. S. Regular Infantry.
I" had never been we'll since 7 left
the army, " he says, "always having had
trouble with my stomach, which was
weak. / was run down and debilitated.
Could keep nothing on my stomach,
and at times had sick headache so bad
that L did not care whether I lived or
died. My stomach refused to retain
even liquid food and I almost despaired
of getting we'll as I had tried so many
kinds of medicine without relief. Then
was bitten by rattlesnake and that
laid me up from work entirely for q
year, six months of which spent in bed.
:" One day friend recommended DIR.
Williams Pink Pills to me and I began
taking them. They cured mo when all
other medicine had failed. / have
recommended the pills to great many,
for during my recovery every one asked
me what was helping me so and I told
them DIR. Williams Pink Pills. 1 can
not speak too highly of them" |
If you want good health you must have
good blood. Dr. Williams Pink Pills
actually make new blood and restore
shattered nerves. They are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid, on re-
ceipt of price, SOC. per box, six boxes for
$3.50 by the DR.. Williams Medicine
Co., Schenectady, NY.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
curiosities of the Cactus.

Mexico has a cactus which grows
tooth picks; another, ribbed and
thickly set with teeth-like spines,
which furnish the natives with combs;
there is another cactus, the long.
curved spines of which resemble fish
hooks; there is another which is an
almost perfect imitation of the sea-
urchin; still another resembles a
porcupine; there is. another covered
with long red hair which is nick
named the "red-headed cactus"
There are several varieties which
serve as timepieces. One of these,
the Cereus nycticalus, opens its bios
SONS at o'clock in the evening and
closes them at o'clock in the morn
ing; another opens at s o'clock and
closes at the next morning; another
opens at o'clock in the morning and
closes at noon.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
"Hennery Eggs"

On the front of a retail establish
ment not far from the Boston public
library, is sign that reads, ''Hennery
Eggs" This is not the name of the
proprietor. No. They don't spell
Henry" with two "n's" and an extra
sc" in Boston, you know. It is merely
an intimation that eggs Of the genuine
sort are fort sale within. They are
not incubator eggs, nor storage eggs,
nor eggs for campaign purposes. They
are just good old hennery eggs.
They're the kind of eggs that you
have paved around in the haymow to
find and felt like cackling when you
found. them. They are hennery eggs
with an eloquent accent on the hen.
And yet, who knows? All eggs are
more or less mystery. You can't
depend on signs. Even a Boston chem
merry egg" may not be all it's cracked
up to be.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
KNOWS NOW.
Doctor Was Fooled by His Own Case
for Time

Doctor Was FooIed by His Own Case
for Time.
It's easy to understand how ordinary
people get fooled by coffee when doc
tors themselves sometimes forget the
facts.
A physician speaks of his own ex-
perience:
II had used coffee for years and
really did not exactly believe it was
injuring me, although had palpitation
of the heart every day.
Finally one day severe and al
most fatal attack of heart trouble
frightened me and l gave up both tea
and coffee, using Postum instead, and
since that time I have had absolutely
no heart palpitation except on one or
two occasions when | tried small
quantity of coffee which caused severe
irritation and proved to me | must let
it alone.
when we began using Postum it
seemed weak-that was because we
did not make it according to direc-
tions-but now we put little bit OF
butter in the pot when boiling and al
low the Postum to boil full Is minutes
which gives it the proper rich flavor
and the deep brown color.
II have advised a great many Of my
friends and patients to leave off coffee
and drink Postum, in fact daily give
this advice" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
Many thousands Of physicians use
Postum in place Of tea and coffee in
their own homes and prescribe it to
patients There's reason" "
A remarkable little book "The Road
10 Wellville" can be found In pkgs.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
Office Boys Dsh5le in Wall Street.

AS the pages in the senate some
times hold an extra session all by
themselves, so the office boys in Wall
street conduct a lively market at
times after the brokers have gone
home. They call up number at ran
dom, it is answered by another Office,
and a conversation something like
the following ensues:
Hello! This is Mr.. Jones of Biff,
Bang & Bung's. Kindly buy me A.
00O,000,000 shares of Amalgamated
Copper Immediately"
"All right. This is Mr. Smith of
Hop, Skip & Jump. But we will need
more margin for that. Kindly send us
a certified check for $1,000 100000"
A wordy argument ensues, and the
Office boys finally hang up their
phones and go home content with the
days transactions.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
"Be Pleasant Every Morning Until
Ten O'clock; the Rest Of the Day
vYY;1I Mo1~~ Ho~z -

Len O'cIockS the heSC OF the lay
Will Take Care of Itself"
This is one of the best little SER
mons we know. Have you ever
stopped to think that the morning
is the time when your temper is usu-
ally rufled, and have you ever
stopped to think that the cause OF
bad temper in the morning is nearly
always because your stomach has not
been working properly during the
night? 1t has contained lot Of indl-
gestible substances that form gas
and makes you have dreams. 1t
breaks up your rest and you wake up
in the morning tired, instead Of re-
freshed, as nature intended you
should.
Our grand sires required no ad-
monition to "Be pleasant every morn
ing until 10 o'clock; the rest of the
day will take care of itself" for they
digested their food and woke up fun
of life and energy ready for the days
duties, and this was because they
lived on simple foods instead Of high
ly seasoned palatable concoctions,
which contain no nourishment. Ma
ture gave us milk, wheat and eggs,
and on these foods a person can
live indefinitely, but if the milk is
SKINNED, and if the outside OF the
wheat is taken off the kernel, and Ii
the lime, the salt, and the iron, which
is in the outer part Of the wheat
berry, if these are all removed, you
have simply starch alone; the starch
goes into the stomach and becomes
sugar.
Do you know that person would
starve to death on plain white bread
and water? Do you know that he
could live indefinitely on whole wheat
bread or on whole wheat food anc
water? These interesting facts are
all set forth in book called Back
to Nature" which tells about proper
living and gives recipes for meals OF
the simple kind-the kind that makes
you strong and well; the kind that
makes you pleasant every morning
until 10 o'clock" This book is pub
lished at great expense, but 1t Is
given free to every reader of this
paper. It is an advertisement Of
"EGG-O-SEE," the great food-whlch
is made from whole wheat, which Is
baked and predigested and is all
ready to serve from the package you
buy at your grocers. You get more
life and energy from 10-cent pack
age of EGG-O-SEE than you will get
from a thousand dollars worth of
white bread. This Is no idle claim.
1t is a scientific fact. We want to
tell about this simple food question,
so write us ald say "Please send me
copy of your book Back to Ma
ture,'" and the book will be sent you
at once without charge. Address
EGG-O-SEE CO., No. 10 First Street,
Quincy, Ill.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
Evolution.

The elderly stranger. revisiting his
native town after an absence Of thir.
ty-five years, was trying to find out
what had become of the companions
of his boyhood.
is Jack Olin still alive?" he asked.
I don't know anybody by that
name" said the landlord of the hotel.
Dead and gone, perhaps, or moved
away. He lost hand in Fourth of
July celebration the year before left
here. His father owned the stone
quarry just east of town"
"Oh, yes, to be sure; he's still alive.
He owns the bank and two or three
blocks Of buildings, and he's the may.
or Of the town-but his name is ].
Henry O'Lynn now"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
Her Nerves and Her Hats.

A writer in medical journal has
lately advanced the theory that wom-
ems heavy hats are responsible for
women's jangling nerves and proven
bal quick temper. The popular i'm
preston has been that the man who
paid for the hats was the one whose
temper suffered; but it seems that
large hats weigh too heavily upon the
fragile feminine Uranium and affect
the blood vessels and nerves, and
through them the brain. Moreover,
according to the writer, the effort to
keep large and heavy hats at the
right angle impose a parlous strain
upon the nerves of the wearers. The
theory is advanced in all seriousness,
but the chances are that it will not
induce any normal woman to cut of
her hat supply.-New York Sun.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
His Candidate.

District Attorney Jerome tells Of a
certain citizen whom he encountered
on the last presidential election day.
Conversation was somewhat ham
pered by the fact that the citizens
vocabulary was limited to about
eighty-five words "Who." and what"
were evidently one to him as yet, but
he made himself clear on one point.
How long have you been in this
country" he was asked.
"Ah baDe one month" he answered.
Are you going to vote?"
'Yah"
Whom are you going to vote for?"
''Ah bane goin' vote for tan dollars"
was the self-satisied response.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
TeIephoninu Herring.

A Berlin paper tells of new device
that makes herring fishing easy. A
microphone, which magrifes sounds,
is plunged into the sea to ascertain IL
fish are passing that way. A wire
connects the submerged microphone
with an ordinary receiver, with which
one listens to what is going on in the
depths of the sea- Excellent results
have been obtained in the North sea
by the invention for signaling the
passing of the herring shoals.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
One IN the ParSon

This is a story which the late Dean
Hole was fond of relating. A vicar
went to preach for friend, and in
the vestry afterward he said: Il must
apologize for the brevity Of my ser
mon. but our fox terrier got into
my study last night and ate several
pages of my manuscript" At this the
wardens giggled, but one of them,
holder than the rest, remarked:
"You couldn't let our parson have a
pup. could your"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
FoiIed Aoain,

The Poet-Congratulate me, my
dear; have just sold a poem.
His Wife-Oh, I am so glad. Now
can have new bonnet for Easter.
The Poet-I'm awfully sorry to dis
appoint you, but l bought cellulOid
collar with the money.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
Neat and Undeniabte.

st is Frank Damrosch who says
that what this country needs is more
cradle songs"
Frank should send that bit OF cpl
grammatic grace to President Roose-
welt"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23

languid, nervous and lame In the
morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me right away, and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
Care Of OiIc1oth.

Oilcloth should never be scrubbed with
a stiff brush or washed with strong soap.
Remove all dirt by carefully sweeping with
a soft hair brush Then wash until clean
with tepid water and Ivory Soap. Rinse
with clear water to which has been added
a teaspoonful of kerosene. Polish with :
dry cloth. ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23

great mental depression. was unable to at
tend tony house work, and life became bur-
den to me. Twas confined for days to my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
81 could not bear to think of an operation,
and in my distress l tried every remedy which
I thought would be of any use to me, and
reading Of the value Of Lydia E. Pinkha1n's
Vegetable Compound to sick women decided
TO give it q trial. ] felt so discouraged that
had little hope of recovery, and when began
to feel better, after the second week, thought
it only meant temporary relief; but to my
great surprise found that kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in size.
1.-THE Compound continued to build up my
general health and the tumor seemed to be
absorbed, until, in seven months, the tumor
was entirely gone and well woman. l am
SO thankful for my recovery that I ask you
to publish my letter in newspapers, so other
women may know of the wonderful curative
powers of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular or painful periods, weakness, dis
placement or liberation of the female
organs, that bearing-down feeling, in
Illumination, backache, hatulence, gen.
eral debility, indigestion or nervous
prostration. they should remember
there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such record of cures of female
ills.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She is daughter
in-law of Lydia e. Pinkham and for
twenty-five. years under her direction
and since her decease has been
advising sick women free of charge.
She has guided thousands to health.
Address, Lynn, Mass.
Remember that it is Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that is cur
ingwomen, and don't allow any druggist
70 sell you anything else in its place.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23

Thousands tell of
cures made by
Doan's Kidney Pills.
John G. Coleman, a
prominent merchant
Of Swainsboro, Ga,
says: For several
years my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. I was
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
Willing to Economize.

HE even promised to leave his club
If marry him."
Huh! What club?"
"Why, the bachelor club, Of course"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
A Natural Sequence.

p Natural sequence.
81 think he's. getting into debt"
Naturally"
How do you mean?"
"His wife is getting into society"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23

to this time he has not divulged it's
contents to living soul.
THE END.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces IA.
6Rmmation sllsys pain wind collie. 25C bottle.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23

A large heart covers a multitude Of
mistakes due to small brain.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?

Cure the Kidneys and the Pain Will
Never Return.
Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-06-23
INTERESTING LETTER
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Mrs. Sarah Kellogg Of Denver. Color
Bearer OF the Wonan's Relief Corps
Sends Thanks to Mrs. Pinkham.

The following
letterwas written
by Mrs. Kellogg,
Of 1928 Lincoln
Ave-, D 9 n v g r,
Col. to Mrs. Pink
ham, LYNN, Mass:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham;
6 For five years I
was troubled with q
tumor, which kept
growing, causing me
Tnf0pcn oCrnyoU 0n6
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-05
GlEANiiISS.
Korea 10 taking more to beer drink
ing than either Janan or China

Korea IL taking more to beer drink
Ing than either Japan or China.
There are caught annually on the
German coast 100000 pounds Of
shrimps. most of which are netted DIT
depths of thirty or forty feet.
In order to put stop to the practice
of binding women's feet the Chinese
board of education has issued an order
prohibiting the sale of small shoes.
Hungry vultures have attacked men
and women In the valley of Couchs,
canton of Valais. A bull was so serf-
ously injured in fight with them that
it had to be killed.
Exactly hundred lives were lost in
fires which occurred in London last
year. Forty-siX of the victims were
under eight years of age, and fourteen
were over sixty. In almost every in
stance the fire was due to carelessness
and the lack Of ordinary precautions.
A British trades unionist has sued
for an injunction to prevent the labor
organization to which he belongs from
levying assessments upon him under
pain of expulsion from the union to
pay the salary voted a labor member
of parliament who belongs to party
hostile to that of the injunction seeker.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-05
THE ROYAL BOX.

When King Edward was Prince of
Wales he was known in familiar cir
Giles as Teddy Wales"
King Leopold Of Belgium delights in
a collection of ancient timepieces, one
of the most valuable being master
piece which belonged to Marie An
toinette.
The late Gar Alexander III. Of Rus
STA was once considerab bly, embarrassed
by a circus of performing fleas, sent
him by Prince Henry of Reuss as a
birthday present.
The young king Of Spain is an expert
In the use of the sword. When child
he practiced with wooden swords with
the young mobiles Of his court. His
marvellous ability was even then no.
ticeable, and he is now considered one
of the most expert of the royal fencers
of Europe.
What is undoubtedly the largest col.
lection of picture postal cards in the
world is the property of the Prince of
Wales eldest son. The collection in
cludes cards from every country In the
world and is now growing almost too
bulky for convenient handling, there
being more than 10000 cards.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-05
THE WRITER'S.

Jerome X. Jerome has the middle
name of Klapka
Kipling was christened Rudyard be-
cause his father proposed to his mother
on the lake of that name.
II. G. Wells in his youth often wrote
5000 words a day, but now he con-
fines himself to 1000 words-300, 900
words year-two books.
Mark Twain Is very fond of collect
ing odd obituary poetry and has a
scrapbook, which he prizes very highly,
containing 5000 specimens.
The memoirs of General Kuropatkin,
a work covering the Russo-Japanese
war, are being published in Moscow
under the direction of the author.
The most remarka BILE thing about the
career Of Justin Mccarthy is the ire
mendous amount of work he has been
able to accomplish. Novelist. journal
list, historian, politician and party lead
er, he has found time to travel widely
and to cultivate delightful social rela-
tons with most of the leading literary,
artistic and political people of his time.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-05
PALLADIUM Want ADS PAY:
TRAIN AND TRACK.
- ~~a--s~ -
Pages.

A railroad Is to be built to the re-
gion where the Mocha coffee grows 1t
will extend from Hodeidah, on the Red
sea. to Sannaa, the largest city In
southern Arabia, with a population OF
e, 900.
elway traffic through the great
plo0 tunnel IL to be carried on by
40 use0f electric locomotives, but the
skfades are SO steep that two will be
acquired TO pull an average train at the
cate Of twenty-five miles an hour.
More than 1,oO0,OO0,OoO passengers
were carried on the surface. elevated
and subway roads of Greater New
York last year. The exact number Of
paid fares was LII, Isl COS, an In
crease Of 93.493.451. OF these fewer
than quarter were transferred.