Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

finding out what will catch you if you
talk back to Roosevelt.
Mr.. Adam Littlepage was complete
ly lost in the shuttle in West Virginia.
Adams little vote extinguished him.
Senator Tillman says it takes more
brains, more sound judgement, more
discrimination and more ability to be
farmer than almost any calling.
Mr.. Hearst has announced that he
will take a long trip abroad. This
seems to be the solution of the burn
ing question, "What shall we do with
our ex candidates"
Rev. Thomas Dixon says he read
five thousand books before he wrote
"The Clansman." It's really too bad
he didn't keep on reading instead of
stopping to write one.
Secretary Bonaparte says that the
trusts are "hogs in a pen." Most
people agree with him about their being
hogs but all the trouble seems to be in
getting them into the pen.
Upton Sinclair has established
socialistic colony where there are to be
no hired servant girls. The SUPPOSE
tion is that every one will work but
Upton who will lie about all day.
Senator Dubois, of Idaho, who has
been burning with the anti'mormon
fever has been defeated. The last
laugh is with Senator Smoot whom he
has mercilessly prosecuted.
Tom Lewson's announcement that
he intended to enter the field of fiction
is amply fulfilled by his prediction
prophecy that Hearst would be elected
by an overwhelming majority.
A society writer in a Sunday journal
finds that their are countless Ameri-
can girls worth Millions" And the
longer they remain countless and duke
less the richer and happier they will
be.
Commander Peary is going to make
another dash for the pole. Meanwhile
Wellman is making dash for his warm
freside the weather being too chilly
for air ships up about the North Pole
Rev. Hugh Black of Scotland says
''To my mind, Hades is a city yer!
much like New York" Having beer
in neither place though his judgemen
is based on faith and anticipation,
Representative Longworth is said t.
have been elected because he is per
sonaliy popular and because be
is President Roosevelt's son-in-law
That may be so but we think it wa
principally because he was Alic
Roosevelt's husband.
Those who thought the Presider
unfit for his place because he dine
with Booker Washington may revis
their opinions now that he has dis
missed in disgrace whole battalion c
colored troops.
The Pullman company proposes
divide it's S35, 900 surplus. tt
patrons of the Company don't expe
much in the division but if they coul
lust back the amount they wasted @
the porter content would spread like
poultice.
According to Biologists 10000 yea
ago Texas was the hottest section {
the globe. According to Senat
Bailey, if he were disposed to EXPIRE
his views now, it is still hot enous
place to make one uncomfortable.
A scientist lately announces, "Tt
me what man eats and can tell y,
his thoughts are" The difficulty the
days though is to tell what q man cal
When the packages are labeled {
mind reading of the scientist will
greatly assisted.
Senator Depew's announcement til
his health is restored and that he
tends to re-enter the Senate and soci
ty has already been noticed by
press in way that indicates he "
not have to complain again Of havi
been ignored by the reporters.
Prof Pierre Janet of Lowell, Mas