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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
Ser Hpienmonat IaBt nns iibris
gems beuer red. ftbl.
Sie metbobiiii6em Reperenbs ba.

Sie ttetbpbiiiiden Reoerenos ba.
BEN In ibrer gefrisen 3uiammentunfi
tpiebsr sinmal ben Wapor bur9 bic
6sdsl gssuser, melt CT Sonntags biz
gsrsntisuusspldbe ni&t fdIiebt. gu
glsi9sr 3sit bsialoRen bic 6srrsn ibr
idbrliGes pifnid an Wontag. ben Is.
b. M. in @ibsrRoe part ab3ubaltsn.
Nlio aud bic &sOerenos sebsn 81. bab
Elm pidnid cine 9ans ansenebme Sa&s
III. ia He sntbl6oen f9 ni4t, einsn osr
Sage, Der au ben 6 geb6rt, bic mad
ihrsr sissnen auslesuns Der e9rifi
3u ben 6 Der Arbeit seuiomsten ssbb-
rem fOa. na9 pOltstbhmIi9sn gesrifsn
blau gu MAIDEN.
Wir g6nnsn ben Ssrren ibrsn blausu
WOntus bon gan3em 9er3eu, beiOn.
oers, ba He ia ibren arbsi!sIobn bod
ni9t osrlieren, MAIDEN ibnsn aber ben
8ori4lag, bo9 nal bariiber na&3u.
bsnfen. Oh es tpirfli& 9ar 10 sottes.
ldferIi9 III, tpsnrt Der Mrbsiter an BEN
uirtli9 CUR Rube angeiesten SOnntaq
grbOluns uno 8~ergntigen iudt = be,
blaus Wontas toffst benz arbsiter lei.
Der su bel, fonE tuiiros sr's ME bi,
&spersnos ma9en.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
Sn 2pnppn ipurpe auI

Sn 2pnDpn tpurDe auI
@eranlafung Der frdn5Ofi4en Be-
bDrbe Elm eepifer Marc 2apierre,
elmer Der seriebeniten 8etriiger BON
paris, perbaftet. 2apierre bate in
paris Elm srobes 5inanSDureau ss@
sriinbet, bas in Der geiammten Yros
pina Silialen unterhielt. Cine 3ei>
tung, bic er be~raussa5, Ga Gpcdrne,
biente ba5u, &unben 6eran5uaiebsn.
2apierre bate cine grobe StiiBe an
Der reaftipnGren partei, unb hinter
ibm itanb cine 9ruppe einflubrei4er
&e9tsantpdIte, bic es peritanb, ben
8erbreder bor ieber @erfolgung gu
i9iiben, bis es iebt bur9 cine ensrs
glide Champagne, bic Der Matin ssz
gen 2apierre fibrte, gelang, Die SUI
ftiabebOrbe gum Gini9reitsn gu Der.
anlaFsn. Der @erbre6er bate BET
ieiner @srhaftung iiber 100000
Srancs in barren 9eloe, in Der Use
tie einaenGht. Bel ii6.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12

= Sine aIIoneienb
lit bon ibrem grfinber, Dem Diterreis
6iI9en Snsenieur 8alberauer aus
@al5burg, nit unsebli4 srobem grz
fplg in ben Bergen Der umgebung
BON Salaburg periu9t tpprben. Sic
beitebt ars einem grpBen Sehelbals
lpn, Der an elmer %ein5isen Stablz
I6isne befeitist lit. Die Saiene lit
felt an Der 6lante zines fteilen 8erges
ansebra9t, befen abi9iiiges Sc
bGn9e BON feiner anbern Dirt Der
@iienbabn iiberpunben tperben fDnnz
tie pbne bic 8enubung elmer sroBen
&ei6e bon S9lsifen unb Sunneln.
Der 8aQon pirb ettpa 5ebn Meter
iiber Der S6iene in Der 2uft f9pe<
benb erbalten unb lit nit bieier bur1
elm fteifes Srabttabel perbunben. Ser
Siibrer tann bann na9 8elieben ben
8alpn an Der Settle bes 8erses aufs
unb abgleiten laHen. Sir ben Iufz
ftieg ipirb bic Sriebfraft burh Wai<
feritoffgas seliefert, fir ben Ibftieg
Der Druid bur9 @aher bepirtt, bas
an Der pbsren Gnbitene in einen sros
zen 8ebGlter gefilt pirb unb als
8anait bent. Inter benz 8aGon be-
finbet ii9 Elm treisfOrmiser &orb nit
9lab fir aebn Sabrsdite. Sus Srabtz
label gebt BON benz 8aIon aus burd
ben 8pben Der @pnbel binbur6 gu
einem OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Der bon
benz 8alonfiibrer beaufiidtist pirb.
Der @rfinber re9net barauf, baB bic
8aGpneiienbabn in 3ufunft bic
Orahtfeilbahr perbrdnaen pirb.
Sas 4ppeGfgeri9t in @Is
banp, N. g., bat Die @%usfibrunssn
bes Hep gorfer Observation-Disclosures
6arrp Marcus aufre9t erbalten, po>
na4 Der pdragrapb bes Strafgeiez
pes, peldes einem @rbsitseber perz
bietet, nit einem MneeiteQten elm 4bs
fommen 81 treffen, ldut Del9em bic
ier teiner 4rbeitereS Organization beiz
treten BARI, unfoniitutioneu 1T. Oas
8erfabren mar gesen Marcus als
@ertreter Der 8. Marcus Shirt goms
panp bon Oiitriftss4 ntpalt Serome
peranlabt poroen unb bate nit elmer
@erurtbeilung bes Mdrcus su elmer
Strafe BON So geenbet. Marcus apz
pellirte nit Der 8sgrinbuns, bab bas
bon ibm perleBte 9eiet sesen ben pa=
ragraphen Der @~erfafung pertObt,
psl9e Der 2egislatur perbietet, einen
Irbeitseber am 4bf4fufe zines freiz
en- @ertrases su perbinbern, 70 lanse
bieier @srtras ni9t bic algememe
Woblfabrt unb Si4erbeit gefdbrbet.
Die 4ppenbipiton bate bic gntf4ei>
blims Der unteren .Snitans umgeftp~
gen unb Der Gintpanb ipurbe bonn
gppe1geri&te burh ale Ri9ter, nit
@usnabme eines einsiaen, sutsebeiben.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
LAUNDRY g: &C.: :: :; :::'.:'.
-~ gb. Shntpus ss-

81, Mc2ernan u. u. Suboibifon,
Outlot 12e. So Bel 100 CUB. berb.,
NorbOffsde Wsifel unb We@aulep Ctr.
$1,000.
@ofon 8. Wooo u. u. on Isabella
6. &obsrts. n6rbli3e SdIfte bon Got
"a, @nien's SpringbaIe addition. 371
BET 1909 5uB. baeant. WefIsite Der
&ural Str. nbrblid bon II. strabe.
$500.
gli3abetb SOaros on WiGiam 6.
Did. Got So. 6poe part abb.. 40 be
1872 SUB. paeant, Wsfisite @rncelanb
Npe. n6rbIid bon 80. Ctr. 500.
Wiaiam pfaifin on &ebert Sauei.
len, n6roli6e 6dlfts Got 3, Gquare /,
iho6fli4e Abb. 30.8 bet $50 Eub,
perbsRsrt, Offeite Sbelbp Str. n6rbs
lid BON Orange Str. 81. $50.
6snrp W. 8ielfine an Caroline 9.
6abrion, Got 219 In @lart's Nbb.,
6ausbpiqs. 81 bel 145. 95 CUB, Der.
before, Weffeite Der Fremont Str,
iaolia Der @larf Str. 1850.
Daniel 9. COOPER, Srufse an @b
Or. '2ion, She'll bonn iiotpefliden
0isrtel. &c. IL. $p. Is, Range 4,
Barren Sp. Sc, 500.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12

= @emiitbGi9 . 5err Tim Sc
orange, plDBli4): lin 9ottes fpil=
len, mein Portemonnaie!!" Safhens
bieb (ber neben linn fteb): pos
miihen sic berloren baben. mein
Serr.... i9 hab's au4 f4On se=
iu4t!"
Gut segeben. Ppli5eibeums
ter Tin Der 9anb bas @erbre6erals
bum, gum 9auner): mir f4eint,
BON Sbrsn uGbcrsn @erpanbten iinb
AUDI etli9 brinn'g!" 9auner: DID,.
i9 bab' meine gauge @bnensaaeris
brinn'!"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
e III ner berfeIbe.

- Simmer berfelbe. ,9ier,
4inber, babt Sbr iebes cine &irf1e,
mehr brau4t Shr ni4t, Is f4medt
ia bod cine ipie bic anbere."
= Sronif4. Mann (Wlorsens
b.im @naisben): unfere MGf4e it
fiber in Der Wai4anftalt pertaui4t
tporben, Iiebe Grau! Grau: Wiefu
meinit Ou base Wann: sd babe
kier ein 9emb. bus If ousoebeHert.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12

Cine &6Gn : 8apsnz
t6al iiber ben R6ein sisbenbe Winos
boie pflanate ii9 auf bus rs4ts
2einufer Bis in Die Sumbolbt : Go
Ionic fort, mo lie groBe 8erpiiitun@
gen aRri9tete. Cine NnSabl Sd4er
purbe abgebedt, unb bic Seitenpano
zines Reubaues itiir5te elm. 8liids
li9erpeiIe batten Dor benz herannar
benoen llnfpetter bic 4r6eitsr S4uB
in elmer 8aubiitte ssiu9t, bic inoei>
len glei9faQs bon Dem Wtrbelfptrto
erfaBt unb etpa so Meter fortgetptrf
BELT tpuroe. Sin auf freiem 5elof
itebenber i9nerer Barren nuroe Sebrt
Mster bod sei9leubert, besglei4en
fiel elm puppentbeater benz Sturm
gum Spfer. 8sibe purben nit ibrem
sefammten Snbult empurseboben uno
famen unmittelbar Dor einem oes
Weges S~iebenben 2eidentpagen berz
nieber. Im H9etn purbe Elm pors
b~eifdbrenber Wagen umgetporfen nno
Die Snfahen mebr ober rpeniger oerz
leBt. -
= Gin Ramp au 2eben
unb Sob bat iid in ben WGloern bss
befiif9en !Sinterlanbes 5pii4en Bat
tenbers unb 8romsfiraen abgsipislt.
Cine 3iseunerbanbe md4te i9on
lGngere 3eit bic 9egenb uniiher,
barunter elm Mann, pel9er tpegen
Mprbperba6ts ~perge6li9 perfolgt
nurbe. Deil es Der 8anbe tmmer
gelang, CUR re6ten 3eit gu entpii4sn,
6atten fi6 flint 9enbarmen nit ben
8epobnern Der umsegenb CUR @srs
folsung sufammengetbun. S4liebli4
fanb an Der 9ren5e 5pii4en &urfei=
ienzHaFau unb Weitfalen elm fpahs
res &efeltreiben itatt. @ls elm 5ranz
fsnbereer Genbarm ii6 ani4idte, ben
psrbd9tigen 3igeuner fet5unebmen,
i9lus i'm biefer au 8ooen unb bieb
nit einsm S6lagrins auf i'm elm.
4uf bas SilfegeI9ret oes 8eamteu
elite Der giirsermeiiter aus Wan@
gersbauien berbei unb tDotete nit eli
mem tppblseaielten S4uB ben 3t=
geuner.
SIN einem 9ebDI5 unz
ipeit zines pommeri6en OOrfes Bel
5rieblanb tparen Sungen, S4ulfnas
ben BON IL Bis 13 Sabrsn, babel, Die
Rrd6enneiter aus5unehmen unb 10 bic
Brut 81 oerftOren Elm beltebtes
Mittel aeaen bic &~rd6enplage. Die
Sungen batten f4on mebrere Neiter
berunterge6olt; idliebli4 fanben lie
nod elm re6t perftedtes Neft oben in
elmer i9lanfen aitfreien &iefer. Die
&naben fletterten INNER Der &ei6e
na9; bieies Mal mar Der ftGmmiser
11iG6. &nabe bran. Gr mar fpohl unz
sefGbr Bis CUR 9dlfte hinauf, als bic
untenftebsnbsn 3naben cine Guile
bonn Neite abitreiden faben. Srobz
benz fletterte Der 8ensel peiter uno
fanb brei iunse nadte Cullen i'm
Neit, bic er mitnebmen ipolte. Iber
als er bic Sungsn anfaHen pollte, lam
bic alte Gule berbeiSeflogen uno
ftiirate fid tpiitbenb amf ben anebsn.
Dieter beriu4te es erft nod, iif ge=
gen bic Mngriffe gu tpebren, bod bic
@ule purbe immer piitbenber unb
bra9te NIT i6ren Rraqen uno ibrem
S9nabel benz 8naben 5iemli4e&rabs
unb Siebpunben Bel, 10 bab bieier
ii9 f9nen pom Baum berunterlieB.
Damn fsbte fi4 bic Guile iuiebsr aui
bas Reft.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
0efdbrlthe Hrpbe.

49,. Gin Re5ept baben sic sidt
mitsebradtg So, mas fpIlen
benin bas fir piIen fem. bic Sbre
Grau baben piQ2"
.Nees tpeib I aa' net -. Sie ions
no mir ia perfdieb'ne our Mustpabl
miteeb'n!"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
B. Bau

= WibperftdnDniB. BAUER
(als er fiebt, pie bas Jrdulein bon
Der Spmmerpartte nit Der bebanb>
idubten He9ten feline fette Sau fret
delft: n@elt, Jrdulein. bic p~erbient's.
bab man fie nit 9anof4uben am
faBt."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
@rnnbeisenthums lIsbertrasunsen.

aiebt's 8slebue Subo. 40 b.i = SUB
isos, Daeant, 3wii&en college aps. urb
Broabtuap. nbrbli9 bon A. STRIDE.
$500.
pbilip 3apf on Sbomas 5arlep.
5beil bon Got z, Yanoes Sub. bon
Gquare 100, 49,. s BET 67.6 Sub, Der.
bsfsrt, n6roIi9e Settle Der South Ctr,
Dfli6 bon alabama Ctr. $4,000.
paul g 2noplss an emma Dor.
mobp. She'll BON Got 4, Square 8,
Norbpts's 8rnnbbiem aob, 40 bel 40
SUB, berbshert, 0fili9e Ssits Der Belle.
fontaine Str, nbroIi9 BON 25. Ctr.
$500.
Wiliam u. CONNER on Mont g.
Miai!an, 9ots SO uno 80 In Osaooo's
Rortb part abo., SO.8 BEL 1873. 9 CUB,
bueant. Gillette Der psnniplpania Ctr,
nDrbIi9 bon %. Str. STATS.
SsIpbina O. Scott an Otto 8. g.
asmpfsr, 2ots IA unb Is In SCOTS
subb.. 8bsil bonn iab6fli9en abb,
60 bel 1916 SUB, bsrbsHsrt, NorbOft
gds Orange inb Spruce Strabsn.
2, 1850.
Wiltam Bed, burd Sheriff, on
Charles s. @arbnsr, Cots l. 2 unb 8
In Neet's Of Wafbinsiun Str, los
BET 140 SUB. bacant, Norbisits Der
WaibinstOn Str, 6flid bon OrfOrb
Str. 81, POI. AS.
So6n 9. Seem an Jreberid u. 6eub,
Got 10 In 2appes' Subo.. She'll bon
Morris' gbb.. 80 BET 140 SUB, Der.
bshert. @sRisite Der Termination Str,
iioli9 bon Nsbrasta Str. 81. 100.
2aura u. Weglatn on Sba 5.
Wunosn. Got 10, attiniun's srfs 4o.
OitiOn. 81 bel AL Sub. bsrb., ORisits
Der Sarlau Str, n6roli9 bon Profpsei
Str $14O0.
alba 6. 6ra;se an Wilinm 6. 5ra=
gee, 2ots 1872, 1873 uno 1874, @lart's
addition. Sau9bbils, 81 bel $50 SUB
ieOe, bsrb., Wsfisite Der gismard Np.,
nbrbIi9 bon 10. Ctr. $2036.
gsife 6. Burner u. ", burd Dor,
numb, on Charles @. Subau, 3msi'
orittsI bon Got 379. Spann & @o.'s
ADDITION. 80 bet 125 SUB, bsrb.. 0orb.
isite Der 6opt aps., tpsflid bon Statt
abe. $1,000.
Siaac 81. Burner an bsnielben, Elm
Grittel bon bemisIbsn. $500.
Anxie Or. Oort on g6arles Sbomp.
ION &C., Got 81, We@artp's Sto=
aSOitian. 90 bel 1916 CUB. perbsRsri.
0oropeit.@ ds bon Union. unb Nri3ona.
StraBe. $1,000.
0irginta u. 2ea9man &c. on Sames
Bingham, Got 10, $winane's erft
abolition, 40 bel 148 SUB, perbsfsrt.
WsRisite bon garib Mps., n6rbIi9 Dor
paImer Ctr, $220O.
Sobn Carbon an Winiam Dorm, 60
l, 8sadss' SuboiuiRon, She'll Dor
squurs 81, 21.2 BET $50 Sub, bsr-
bsfert, WoroOf.gde Seem OOrt Str
uno @apitsl NDe., $18. 500.
Siaae &iGie on Sba Sarisim, 2ots
Is unb 26, Blud l tn @ilsp's Worb.
psft ADDITION, SIS BET 100 SUB, Der:
bshert. NOropef gds bon 5apette uni
10. Ctr. $4250.
@eDrge @islsr on Samuel Raub,
Elm Fbeil Der Got 154 in Wc@arip's
Suboibiion Der NuBenlot II, % 4 be-
65 GuB. berbeherf, Sho1ette Der Souf[
Strabs, 6flid BON pennipluania Ctr.
$4,000.
Wartba 6ureafon an WiQiam Wid.
Got "a In 8aIbott's addition, 40 bel
100 CUB. berbefsrt, Gillette Der penn'
ipIpania 6trabe, n6roli9 psn 19. Str,
$3.50.
Warp Y Splitting an Samuel 9
&aub. Got Is, Murpbp's Corner Mbb.
46.8 bel $50 SUB, psrbsfert, 6itli&'
Settle Der alabama StraBs, fRbli& Dor
16. ctr. $3.50.
Mnbreu 5 WtnterrOub an Sames
Smsenep, Got 262, 6let9er's Wooo.
laun aob, 40 BET 1877 SUB, bsrbeRert.
fhoIi6s Settle Der 2srinaton Nbenue,
FIJI Al MA AOAnn
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12

GottI ie rb t,
yOie eemitbIi&e Ode"
Ode HobIe unb Rarfet Str.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-06-12
Die G~rfabruns Der gsrsansenbeit,
I'd melde tets Der bette unb fiderite

grfabruns Der gsrsansenbeit,
I'd melde itets Der bette uno iderite
. Slbrer lit, seist, bab Die meiiten
prosperirenben unO i~ubitantieue &c.
msini daften iolde finb, beren SIieber
SntereiIe an ben Spar> Snitituten neb.
men. Sparlamfeit bs0eutet @abis@
felt, SIeib, Seimftatte< 8efber. Gbr@
lidteit uno quite Biirser. SieieIbe 1T
elm midtiser Saftor in Der Yrosperitat
bes 9anbes. Sbne rnterldieb an
pelde an6ere Sorm bon SpurIamfsit
Sic setp0bnt finb, Elm Spar Gonto nit
oieier itarfen Seieqfdaft ioIten sic
bod baben, bas Sic nod 8eIieben ber-
grobern unb mo sic Die gauge Summe,
psnn n0tbig, sieben fonnen. 8 Yro@
gent 8inIen tperben erIaubt.
THE INDIANA TRUST COMPANY,
xapttaI. ......... S1,000, 10000
ueberf9ub ........ 325, 10000
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
E. E. 81.

mo, Harvey, the muses. haven't
deserted me, but that editor of the
'Hummerton' today returned a
poem that 1 sent to him two days
ago-and marked, Not up to our
Standard I've been writing
poems for that magazine for two
years, past; and now he rejects the
best poem, on summer, that I've
ever written. What do you think
of that?"
"Why did he reject it, Mon
sieur? Well, perhaps he didn't
read it; what name did you afix?"
Monsieur smiled, for he had
used a pseudonym unfamiliar to
the editor, and the friends dis
cussed this point. Finally Mon
sieur said: "Tbat's why my poem
was returned; I'll tell you Harvey
its all in a name"
"Not So" said Harvey. "And
to prove my contention I'll sign a
strange name to this manuscript,
which is headed for the Hummer
ton
Monsieur read the story; adj
mitted that it was fine, and then
concluded to experiment with an
unsuspecting editor.
A few days later Monsieur was
seated in his den, putting at his
brlar, and mentally figuring the
problem so familiar to writer's, es-
pecially poets, viz: How to make
ends meet. He did not hear the
door swing open and was unaware
of another's presence until voice
sounded. It was Harvey speak
ing; he said: What, Monsieur
trying to propitiate Apollo?' But
Monsieur ignored the question
and said: "Have you heard from
! the 'Hummerton?'"
Indeed, / have" replied Har
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

jumped on the bear and then there
was tussle. Tho the bear was at
q disadvantage, it was no easy
matter to throw him. Maloney
was just getting warmed up when
the bear got in stroke with one
Of its hind legs that tore off one
pants leg and lacerated the flesh
in two places. Then someone
shouted: "Some times / raskla
de bear an some times de bear he
raskla de me-" And someone else:
$50 it, Corbate; don't be frate."
By this time Maloney's fight
ing blood was thoroughly aroused.
The bear seemed to have the bet
ter of it and was slowly pushing
him down the hill. But Maloney
knew trick that was worth the
brute strength of two such bears.
He pushed on the bears breast as
hard as he could, and when he
was leaning on him with all his
weight, Maloney suddenly gave
back. ducked his head, caught the
bear in the middle and quickly
Strengthened up, thl owing his an
tagonist ten feet down the hill,
and before he could regain his
feet, the enraged freshman
snatched an axe from one of the
laughing onlookers and put an end
to that bears earthly career.
DICK.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
f4luldoon on Irish
characteristics.

race whin we are mad, an while l
don't behave all av US can lay out as
nanny as Flynn, there is not wan
tarrier in this life that don't think
he can.
B'gorry, if such faith in vans
silf isn't worthy av mawsolyum
at the goovernmint's ixpinse, the
price av it cud niver be spint fer
a bitter cause and that's a fact.
Others how thried the same game
wild diffyrint implemints in aich
case an are now TRANQUILITY slapin'
in stiff attytoods.
Wis, their moogs may hov ground
an ak, but they lacked confydince
an the blud that inspires it, may
the saints rist the bones av thin.
In modern countries the knuckles
on the fist are cultivated fer mawl-
in purposes, as the complexion
can't withstand a cloob, while in
the ould isle ayven the biddies use
classics, HINGE the lndomitable
courage an hilth ye rade about.
It is also notorious fact that no
wan can appreciate a joke more
hugely or carry a load as aisyly
as. the hayroes that invinted
polacemin an picks.
I hope me kind readers will
Excuse this jerky sthyle. as it is
diffycult to be concise an kape
the rhythm CONSOLIDATED. Foor
more than cintury the Imported
polytishan has won the rispict av
his. innymles in life an his WILDLY
the hwy av the neighbours whin
he died, which makes him both a
hayro an a martyr not to mintion
the misery av the pain.
In closin' appropriately l will
add that he niver is did till tin
days afhter he dies, not because
he is wake, but fer the simple
rayson that the foorce av his i'm
minse will-power sthill pervades
the block in which he lived. The
band will pow rinder lard an the
"Wearin' ay the Crane while l
focus me barytone to ireland l
Love Ye."
Ireland love We acushla machree,
Tho yer Crane shores 1 may niver more see:
Always will We be REMEMBERED by me,
Ireland love We acushla machree.
r.. IL. III.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

the first time, there were few
second and third-class railroads
that ran about half a dozen to a
dozen trains a day, only, and
worked their train dispatchers
twelve hours a day. But if any
reader of these lines will name
"full-fedged" train dispatcher's
office on any first or second class
railroad in the United States,
where train dispatchers work more
than eight or nine hours day, as
regular "trick," the writer will
send him check for five hundred
thousand dollars. 5551.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21
All in a Name,

Miles Harvey, novelist and short
story writer, reclined at ease in a
large, deep-seated armchair, and
idly scanned manuscript, which he
had just completed for the "Hum-
merton" magazine. Early in his
career he had submitted stories to
this magazine and they had been
promptly returned-much too
soon to admit of their being read
80 he made inquiries, learning
that the "Hummerton" had it's reg
ular staff of writer's. So he gave
up the "Hummerton" and sent his
''stuff" to other publications, writ
ing under the nom de plume of A.
E. Jerald.
In time he achieved fame, and
popular periodicals accepted the
"stuff" of A. E. Jerald, promptly
sending him checks and request
ing the honor of printing more OF
his writings. Thus Mr.. Jerald
submitted his stories to such pub
LEGATIONS as suited him; for having
become recognized, he could Sc
Iect his field, as it we're.
A desire to see one of his stories
in the "Hummerton" induced him
to prepare an especially good one
one that would be accepted on
its merits. WELL" he solilo-
pulsed, "that's the best story I've
written this year; and ye editor Of
the 'Hummerton' will surely >
Burr-r-r-r resounded the door.
bell; a moment or two later Mon.
sieur Laurett, poet, stepped into
the room. Monsieur, you look
detected. Have the muses. deserted
you, or have you received few
rejection slips?"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

vey. ssAs you will see by this
letter, which commends my perse-
verance and states that more OF
my stories can be used. So you
see it's not all in q name. Mon
sieur. Have you that poem which
was recently returned?"
Monsieur handed Harvey the
poem. It was entitled, Summer
Vagaries." Harvey read it care
fully, then asked: Glow much
time did you spend on Mas?" put
ting emphasis on the word this.
Monsieur replied: "About twenty
minutes"
"Well," began Harvey, Il pre-
sumed as much. Now, retouch it
and sign the same name; then we
will again send it to the Hummer
tom"
Two days later Monsieur re-
ceived a check for the poem. He
called on his friend Harvey and
conceded that proper efforts win,
not premature illusions; and that
it's not all in a name. ERID.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-06-21

Observation-Disclosures thought
on the soobjict | how finally de-
cided to pooblish an aphorlstlc
traytis on Irish characteristics,
dwillin' chafely on our huge Until.
lictual facilities, fizzycal Drawn,
an classical foorce. ayther av which
aisyly place us feminist an beyant
annythin' civylized.
Our omnipotince in art. liter
allure an polyticks spakes foor it.
silf, an is common achavemlnt
av Irish aristocracy. while the
commercial instinks are highly
developed in thin who had a late
start in life. The broadniss av
this assertion is lost in the width
ay it's trooth, THEREFOR, bein' on
the square it is nadeliss to RESORT
to periphrastic circumlocution to
indoooe yez to behave it. Av
coorse. [ don't care whittier We
behave it or not, at the same time
We will show admirable discray-
ton be kapin' stint as such wan
sided controversies usually light
wild the rid haired ind on top.
Niver joodge a man be the hair
on his nick or the trap dure on
his face, fer wan may be lip an
the other only COLLECTION that has
whit to SADIE for the want av a
nickle.
Solicitin' yer rispictful acquies-
cince to the above l will at vance
procade to Expose what me dis
coveries how brought to light.
Be combinin' anthropology an
MATHEMATICS in me researches l
Ahov ascertained that wan hilthy
tarrier contains more intelligence
to the square yard than foor Fin
landers, eight naygurs, an twinty
Chinymin mixed. 'Tiz grand
shown shure, but not the record
be any names, fer Contractor Flynn
vance knocked the locomotion out
av eighty-sivin Eyetalyuns wild
such a small thin as dure hinge.
The Irish maxim: GA flower il
We agree wild me, an broken hid
if We DON'T" is so powerfully illus.
trated in this case thatl | don't
doubt but what it Jared the writer
In his grave. We are combative