The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1906-11-22

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Teaeher-why did the anelents BE-
lieye the earth To be natf Bright Boy
Cause they didn't have 10 school
globes TO prove Il Was round
Il. STR" began Bragg. -am a self
made man" Yes" replied Wise. -bus
why apologies nowi That won't hslg
matters. "-I'hiiadelphia Press.
Mrs Madison-tIow do you like your
new neighborsf Mrs. Dyer-I doot
know. ! haven't tried TO borrow any.
thing yet.-Tswn aud County.
Dlggs-I understand that Hlgxins "a
quite clever nnaa,1er. lsIgss Mell
be Isn't Why. that man never bear
anybody out Of eent in his life.
-Aig5. don't you mud married life
more expensive than baehsl0rhoodY'
well. Il may be more expensive than a
rlgidy single lie. but It's cheaper than
courtship"
Senior fartner-T There's one thing 10
be said In favor OF classical mnsie.
Junior fartner-W hat 10 rhats Senior
fartner-The ONCE bog can't whistle IL
Chicago News
Mrs. Flip have sass been talkinx
10 a specialist. and be says my braln
vitality has all goas 10 my loag hair.
DO you believe ifi fiip-weil. ss-l
knew Il had gone .-DetFOis Free Press.
Medical stndsnl- What did you %
srats On thar man fort Eninrns Sur.
geoa-flvs hundred dollars. Meiie.i
SindenE-i mssn. shat did he hassf
EmInsnf surseon-F Five hundred DOL.
larS-Puck
Al the 0arages-iioy Ar. Santa =
selephGnins for bis maehine. Can JOG
ssnd Il To hias ss-dayf Head MAJ
Doat see hou 80 ean. Why. this ma.
chine l. the ealy ons aronnd here Of 10
use Life.
-Is thsrv any available subsffruss fsr
rubberf' asked sis= Instructor q To
class. les. sir.- answered Miss 10
Muir. ons Of the fair cosds Il think
starr o. 'xHpe' = just az xeod--chi.
easo Tsibane.
Crr~n--i eannot undersfsnd why De
short wants q divorcs. tils utfs had
usaFly half q mililon uhsn he married
her. Bsowp-fs~. and shs hss every
ioilar % Il yrt That's the trvuble.--
Chicago Daily News
lies. I'm going to sp~nd q f~w weeks
q kiosemdns summxr rruort Ny
Ifo0aeh 4 I'll oat % erdsr. and n~~d
rest well. your stomach wili at
EDod rest th~re. too l snow ne
'laer. - hicszo TrIban~.
4 suppose that some Of Jour hasfis
GENES ars tsry rsalisgirr- said th~
ympathizsr. Yes said tho bun actor.
I have impsrsonatsd Nap.nlsoa ~
several times wheu rral shells
'srs barsglax al about ms. Kansas
~ Times.
Mamma. what ars twinsY- asked ~.
. Bobby. ~Oh. I know.- ehiused 10
'or0thy. With al the supsfiorfty % IA
der Sister. Twins 10 f~o babies lusf
= same aEr. thrse 10 tripiefs. four ia
iadrussss and ass ls esntipsdes---
arp~rs Weekly.
-fou1i have to IN the poem OVER b.
20 ! can buy IT. said the editor.
here appears TO DO sourthInx the
sitter with ia fest q wouid have
"a understand. sir said tho bard
N dignity. that am poet and no<
---Clsvsland Leader.
Tommy. what ancient kinx was 10
70 played on the fiddle while Rous
70 buruinxf- Hector. ma'sm.- No.
not Hector Then II was Dook-
uksl What do you mean. TosnmyY-
'sll. then Il must besn Nero
owed u wuz somebody with . dox's
me-"
4 reporter Of the Paris Malta tried
purchase . genuine Rockefeller In
view with a check for s1.opu lie
led The proper way to make al
lericnn millionaire talk Il not to
" him thousand dollars. but TO try
get thousand dollars away from
l.-Puck.
4 would like q pound Of your golf
sage she said 10 the butcher. Golf
sasel Sorry. madam. but We don't
idle u. We have blood sausage.
'rwurst. ham sausage. and other
d. but no golf sausage -oh. dear.
40 sorry. Ny husband said ne
n preferred the Kind made in lInks~
Milwaukee Sentinel
little girl was out walking with her
4 one day. The aunt bowed to
. they were passing who IL he.
It JennIeT asked the little girl.
. Littleneid told her that be was
Aielrose. the village undertaken.
yes replied the child quickly. Il
enper him. lie undertook my
'dmother."-fIarper's Bazaar.