The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-03-06
BUYING A GOOSE



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y. breaking . splInisr % a case of LETT
luce and picking biz teeth with H.
what demanded the startled par-
.haser Nine doilsrs' What do Jon
meanf'
Nine dollars a dozen" said the
salesman. what did you think
ne1nt7'
oh" said Bunkerson. 4 don't want
dozen. II only need one. It's 10 |
M an order for a special customer and
: has to have a sprinsy neck-i mean
sindpipe. Ny wagon Is just around ,
he corner" he added lamely. rs an
that might aid In csiab. !
ishing his business standing.
The salesman studied him carefully.
Say he said at length, you're
ne Of these pikers that want TO come
own here TO beat some poor butcher
ut Of few cents profit. That's what z
on are. n you'd told me you wanted
goose for yourself when you came In
wouldn't have cared. What are you
rying to hand me about 'filllng an Or
err and "A wagon around the corner?' |
here's the door"
Bunkerson retired from the field with
3 much dignity as he could muster
nd walked half block to another
commission house. He sought the pro-
rietor at once.
IF you could oblige me with a goose r
should like to buy one" he said. II
romised my wife would try to get :
ne In the wholesale market because
icy are so much better"
Certainly" said the commission
IAN, reaching into barrel OF geese. r
anderson stood by while the bird was ~ ~
eighed and did not mention any X
rejudices he might have as to the r.
,nditlon of its windpipe. ca
"One thirty-five," said the merchant ~
hen the package was wrapped.
Thank YOU" said Bunkerson, hand
g out the money, and the great
ansaction was ended.-Chicago Daily