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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04
'sBe Pleasant Every Morning Until
Ten O'clock; the Rest Of the Day
Will TAKE Cara Of Itself.O

SeAA ~ SAoSAS So0 &SooC % C00 lay
Will Take Care Of ITSELF"
This is one of the best little ser.
mons we know. .Havo you ever
stopped to think chat the morning
Is the time when your temper Is usu-
ally rufled, and -have you ever
stopped to think that the cause of
bad temper in the mornin: Is nearly
always because your stomach has not
been working properly during the
night! 1t has contained c lot of indi-
gestible substances that form gas
and makes you have dreams. II
breaks up your rest and you wake up
IN the morning tired, instead Of re-
freshed, as nature intended you
should.
Our grand sires required no ad-
monffion to BE pleasant every morn
ing until 10 o'clock: the rest of the
day viii take care of ITSELF" for they
digested their food and woke up fun
OF LIE and energy ready for the days
duties, and this was because they
lived On simple foods instead OF high
~ seasoned palatable concoctions.
which contain no nourishment. Ma,
ture gave Us milk, wheat and eggs,
live indefinitely Init - the ,.t,s !.
skinned, and Il the outside of the
wheat Is taken on the Kernel Ana r.
the lime, the salt Ana the inn vhich
h in the outer part Of the whest
berry, IL these are All removed va,
have simply starch alone. the starcS
goes into the stomach ana hecom~.
sugar. s..sI = 81. & -,
Do you know that n persor vc.,,a
starve to death on Main vhite hrSeS
and water? Do ypu know that ~
could i've inde6in,fsiv On yhcis $3.50 -
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04
GOTHAM aR1sT.

In New York city there II ons police
man to each 459 persons.
New York's cemeteries, with their
S.165 acres. Of land. are sufficient for
the burial Of the city's dead, at the
present death rate, for $50 years.
Since Peter Minuit, in 1926, bought
Manhattan island from the Indians
for $24 In merchandise. there has been
q daily average of 50 persons arriv.
ing In the territory now known - New
York city.
II the sewers OF New York city were
placed end to. end in . straight lina
they would reach from here to Pixies
Peak. Ito miles. and the paved
streets Of the city would make Z road
along one side Of them nj the way.
II the wind that blew over New
York city in. one week recently shoula
continue its way, at its average ~
locity. II would make the circuit %
the earth and be back there the last
week In August, for It moved q the
rate OF nine miles an hour.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04
TONIC TREATMENT
Weak Stomach ana Sick Headache
Cured BY Or. Wjiltams'
PINK p11la.

Weak Stomach ano Sick Headache
Cured BY Or. Wiiiisms'
PINK Pile.
The symptoms Of stomach trouble
vary. Some victims have . raven0us
appetite, others loathe the sight Of food.
Often there il feeling a. of weight on
the chest, q full feeling in the throat.
Sometimes the gas presses on the heart
aud leads the sufferer to think he has
heart disease. Sick headache IL ire
Quent and distressing symptom.
A weak stomach needs q digestive
tonic and that there il no better tonic
for this purpose than DIR. Williams Pink
Pills is shown BY the statement of Mr..
A. O. Merrill, = miuipg man. of Oneals,
Calf, q veteran Of Battalion O, Third
q. 8. Regular Infantry.
! had never been well since LEFT
the army, he says, railways having had
trouble with my stomach, which was
weak. I was run down and debilitated.
Gould keep nothing ON my stomach,
and at times had sick headache 90 bad
that / did not care whether lived OF
died. Ny stomach refused to retain
even liquid food and almost despaired
Of getting well - I had tried 20 many
AAA1<Ao Va AACOAO<u0 WAsuO0o kCA4O4s 4AOn
was bitten BY . rattlesnake and that
laid me up from work entirely for .
year, six monthso Of which / spent in bed.
Zone day q friend recommended DR..
Williams Pink Pillssto me and / began
taking them. They Cured me when all
other medicine had failed. I have
recommended the pills to q great many,
for during my recovery every one asked
me what was helping me so and told
them DR.. Williams Pink Pills. cam
not speak too highly Of them"
II you want good health you must have
good blood. DIR. Williams Pink Pills
make new blood and restore
shattered nerves. They are sold by
al druggists or sent. postpaid, on re-
ceipt Of price, SOC. per box. six boxes for
$3.50 by the DIR. Williams Medicine
o., Schenectady, NY.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04
Suggesting safe Course.

Uuggesdn8 bdf6 C0ufS&
McFibb-That fellow Huskie called
me liar!
Newitt-Yes?
Yes. What would you do abont
ftr
well. II I were You, I'd make 1t
point always to tell the truth when
he's around.-Catholic Standard.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

A daily paper is responsible for the
statement that a single county in Ne
vada, covering $4,000 square miles. has
nowhere within its borders even mis-
sion hall In which the Gospel il
preached, and yet there is population
CT several thousand people in this ter
ritory.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

In the course OF the conversation on
psychological matters the talk rested
on that ancient theme. the solitude OF
the soul. Some one asked the girl who
was to graduate in June il. she liked
being alone. That depends" she an
swered, sweetly, ''on whom I am alone
with"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

The large instrument used by the
ice man for carrying the chunks is
eai6 to be entirely too large this sea-
eon. He is thinking Of using bon
bon tongs.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

A woman census taker In Chicago
-eports that in "a fashionable hats she
visited she found only one child. How
could she expect to find them when
even the janitor -coald not!
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04
THE MYSTERIES OF LITERATURE.
The Author Chaser.

Literature did not begin with the
Author Chaser; the earliest records of
the chase make no mention of an
author as the quarry. Nor did the
Author Chaser begin with Literature:
the earliest records Of publishing are
equally silent. The Author Chaser ia
. distinctly modern product. Every
large publishing house maintains at
least one, and the guild are, for tie
most part, genial, wholesouled SCI
and good sportsmen. When q pair or
Author Chasers get together and talk
over the seasons bag, the stories of
their exploits are worth listening TO.
While the Author Chaser hunts
small game-chipmunk authors and
jackrabbit authors-his chief quarry
is the Best Seller. To bag this rare
and noble game he will travel thou.
sands of miles, and beat the brush IN
the widest sections of the continent:
frequently he will cross the sea. And
once he has scented his prey he is tire
less.
One. of the best trailers in the mild
Is Jimmie" Macarthur, Of Harper,s.
His approach is practically noiseless.
and he Is q capital shot It IL wor,a
while to watch him wing a Best Seller
on the Jump. Hewett Rowland. Of
Bobbs-Merrill company, has not been
shooting for season or two, but he
has done effective work with his old
Misunderstanding 10-guage Royalty r.
de, and is deservedly popular.
The uncertainties Of author chas.
ing. make the sport fully as exciting
rs Shark hunting. The Shark may
turn into Boojum. you know; 90
the promising Best Seller may prove
q False Alarm. The woods are full
of literary Boojums
The newspaper ca-:conist begins
business With one idea-the railroad
train ane the obstruction on the track.
He draws this all his life, and it Is
copied into the Review OF Reviews and |
the Literary Digest We are living in |
hope that the man at the switch, who |
sometimes figures in the picture, will |
some day switch the train into the |
chasm labeled oblivion" and that |
among the passengers will be the
Justice with the Scales, Labor in a |
Paper Cap, the G. o. p. Elephant and
other white-whiskered favorites. Al
eartoonist with .. Jew set Of symbols |
-but no; It wouldn't de-
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04
Easy Enough.

Gee! Some Of these roustA bouts
are strong. See how easily that fellow
raises that barrel OF buckwheat -four"
Z That's no trouble. That's self.rsfs
buckwheat." -Cleveland Leader
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

1t must be fine to be so rich that you
don't have to think about keeping up
appearances.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04


Our valued acquaintance, Mr..
Worthington Pifile, informs us that b
has set up in the epigram business,
and has on hand . choice stock Of
pithy and antithetical sayings. suit.
able for novelists, presidential mes-
sage writer's, professional exposers
and expounders Of Success In the
business world.
these epigrams," writes Mr.. Pine.
may be had in dozen lots or in strings
Of so, and are warranted to keep free
from mold. in any climate. Mr..
Roosevelt employs them in his mes
sages, and Senator Beveridge pur.
chased two strings for use In his book.
The Young Mansand the World ]
inclose a specimen cluster. II you
can divert any business my way. ]
shall be grateful"
Following are the specimen cpl
grams:
Be serious. No man ever joked his
way to any large measure Of financial
Success.
1t is wise to save the hrst dollar
that one makes In business, but wiser
to save the last.
Every cloud has q silver lining.
Wear your cloud with the lining out
side.
The young man who bitches his
wagon to a star seldom gets to own
an automobile.
An ounce of commonplace Il worth
ton of subtlety.
Be obvious. and let who viii b
clever.
The Rubaiyat club is the latest lit
erary organization. It is made up OF
persons who have parodied Omar
Kayyam, and active membership Is re-
tanned by publishing at least one
parody week. Among the leading
members are Oliver Herford. Carolyn
Wells. Burgess Johnson, Wallace II.
win and Richard LIE Gallienne. The
motto of the club is: when In doubt.
write Rubaiyat."
"with Bubble and squeak's Publish
ers."
Don't you think the April issue Of
Bubble and Squeak is perfectly splen-
did? All of our staff think 50. We
are pardonably proud Of 1t, and are
Of raising the price. Will
you stand for 1t, dear readers?
Fiction makes a magazine impor-
tant. Facts make 1t True. This II
important IL true.
Our earnest endeavor is to make our
fiction read like facts and our facts
read like fiction. We are succeeding.
Our readers can scarcely tell them
apart, SO they tell US.
Be sure to get the May issue of
Bubble and Squeak" David Graham
Phillips new Philippe, The Treason
Of the Gulf Stream" begins in that
number.
verbum sat sapienti.
John Oliver Hobbies" AYERS that no
better writings than those Of Edith |
and Mary e. Wilkins are ap- |
pearing at the present time. John OH |
yer IL also Of the female sex.
Esperanto has been recognized as . |
language by the London Chamber Of |
yommQ Esperanto IL now In line |
or spelhhg reform
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

i've got to practice on the piano i've
hours day." said the disconsolate
small girl.
what for?"
cause mother and father don't like
our rev neighbors." Washington
Star.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

KlaG Edward has-disr6sed Of his
Whistler Etchings. He prefers
Bougereau. His mothers fAvorite an.
thor was Marie Corelli. Cultured fam
lily, the GueIphs. ~;
BERT LESION TAYLOR.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

Home Of the Palm.
Malaga exports 100000 paIm lsai
hats to New York auuuaHx.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

After exposure. what?" inquiries the
Evening, Post. Why. hurried devel-
cpment and then unlimited printing.
Any muddiness in the pictures may be
traced to overexposure. sfI
The Independents which champions
spelling reform and advocates drop
ping unnecessary letters" speaks Of
Alfred Russell" Wallace: but there
Is only one ! In this Russell. And
Alfred Russell Wallace isn't spelling
reformer. either.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-08-04

Esperanto has been recognized a. .
Language by the London Chamber Of
feommq = Esperanto is now In line
for spellfng reform
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1906-09-20
REPUBLICAN, STATE TICKET.

heFObLlSHN OIA ( tiSNC'.
For Governor
EDWIN $, STUART, OF Philadelphia
For Lieutenant Governor,
ROBERT S. MURPHY. of Cambria.
For Auditor General,
ROBERT *. YOUNG, of Tioga.
Secretary of Internal Affairs,
HENRY HoUCK, of Lebanon.
REPUBLICAN COUNTY TICKET.
State Senator,
A. w. DUY, OF Bloomsbury.
Congressman.
Z, w. SAMU ELS, Shamokin
Member OF Assembly,
JOHN SCIIAAD, OF Mildred
Associate Judge,
EDWIN WARBURTON, OF Overton.
For Coroner,
l. Il. DANIE. OF Forksville.
District Attorney
f. w. MEYLERT, Laports.
Jury Commissioner,
GEORGE w LAW RENSON STRAW bridge
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1906-09-20
STUART BOOM GROWING
Independents In Pittsburg and Phil
adelphia Declare For Repub-
lican Nominee.
EMERY CANDIDACY REPUDIATED
Citizens Party In Allegheny and Many
Members of City Party In Philadel'
phia For Republican State Ticket.
Especial Correspondence

Especial Correspondence
Harrisburg, September H..
Supporters of Edwin S. Stuart, the
Republican nominee for governor, and
his colleagues on the state ticket, have
had gratifying reports from two ends
of the state this week.
First, from Allegheny county came
the news that the leaders of the Citi'
zens Party. the local reform organi'
Zation which succeeded in electing
George W. Guthrie mayor of Pitts
tLrg, have decided to support the en-
t,ye Republican state ticket. They pro
Sc to confine their Independent po'
litica operations to local affairs. In
the state campaign they will vote the
full Republican ticket from Stuart
down, and also for all of the Republi.
can candidates for congress.
While State Chairman Wesley r.
Andrews has been getting gratifying
reports from all of the Republican
county chairmep in the interior cOul-
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1906-09-20
Carpets and Rugs.

Carpets and Rugs.
Extra Super Wool Ingram Carpets sng yard ard al
others proportion
Royal Administer Rugs formerly Wool
others 0
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1906-09-20

ties. the state committee leaving the
counties of Allegheny and Philadel-
phia to the local organizations, he has
not got better news from anywhere
than he has received from both these
counties.
In PHILADELPHIA. where former Mayor
Stuart is best known, a strong move
ment has been started in his interest
among the members of the City Party.
Leaders in that party have formed an
organization with the view to voting
for tfa +. publican state nominees
and l., lean nominees for con
gress.
The chairman of the movement was
one OF the most active men upon the
stump for Berry and the fusion ticket
last fall He was counted upon by the
Emery managers to accompany their
candidate for governor on his tour oil
the state Lineolnite Campaign Chair.
man Gable was chagrined few days
ago when he learned that this gifted
sra!lbinder is eoing to speak for Ed
win s Stuart t.lis fall. His name is
George ". Stu :ner He is STYLED ''the
locomotive engineer orator" and he is
very widely known throughout Penn.
sylvania.
schenins Leaders Repudiated.
In a public statement, explaining his
position to the City Party voters oi
Philadelphia, Mr. Sturmer among
other things, said
THE City Party voters are going Il
confne their attention to local affairs
this tall, that Is. those of them who are
Republican, '.hey believe that the
mixirg OF stnte and nation politics ir
th:s a eeni-na tiolal election, is fraughi
wiz grave dangers TO the cause OF
civic regene: alton, and il carried fur.
ther. means the total anpihilation OF
the reform forces next February.
'The ticket nominated by the Dem.
ocratic party and endorsed by the Lin.
coin party, which was led by many
men high in the councils of the City
Party. is not satisfactory to a large
proportion of the City Party voters
The election of Mr. Emery, who, while
an honest man, would carry into office
three Democrats, which, with the pres
ent state treasurer, would give the
Democrats the preponderance of power
in the executive offices at Harrisburg
Suppose Mr. Emery, if elected, should
die. The entire state administration
of this rock-ribbed Republican state
would be in the hands of the Demo
cratic party.
'The present Republican ticket is be
yond reproach Against the character
CT integrity OF any one of them no man
can say a word. The head OF the ticket
is a native and resident of this coy he
has been honored by our citizens with
til higc2 office within their gift, an1
he rcrlCy.-,ti ths duties of that h. 3
Office wi:h I'll cratit TO himself and to
the full satisfaction Of the people It
is not to be supposed that if elected 10
the office of governor he will fail the
recrln or mt stain on the proud
rocc.l he row holds"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
A Pioneer Passes Away.

Peter Secard, formerly a resi-
dent of Sixmile Canyon, died at
the home of his son-in-law E. F.
Howard, in Dayton, last Saturday
afternoon. He was a native of
France, aged IS years, and had
been a resident of Nevada for up
wards of forty years. Mr.. Secard
was an exemplary citizen and
highly esteemed by all who knew
him. He leaves three daughters,
Mrs. E. F. Howard, of Dayton,
Mrs. Leslie Bell, of Oakland, Cal,
and Mrs. Lawrence Cochran, of
Dayton. The funeral took
place in Dayton Monday and was
very largely attended by friends
and acquaintance.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
Sale of Copper Property.

E. S. Johnson, who owned four
promising copper claims in the
range of hills two miles west of
town, north of Mickey Pass, con-
summated the sale of the property
this week to J. G. Doolittle of Salt
Lake City, for $4,000 cash. This
property is north and east of the
Ludwig mine, and what little work
has been done on the claims shows
up some fine ore The parties
who have taken this property ex-
pect to begin development work
on it at an early date, but just
what this work will be has not
yet been fully decided. There is
fine tunnel site on the ground
and it is more than likely that the
property will be opened up with
tunnel, which can be run 100
feet and cut the formation az a
depth of 500 feet below the sur
face. The ore Groupings on these
claims are red oxide, which will
assay from 10 to 20 per cent. in
the red metal. The ground is in a
highly mineralized belt, and good
showings will undoubtedly be
made when development work
starts.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
Trouble at Goldfield.

Unless the labor questions
which have been disturbing Gold
field operators to the core during
the past few weeks are brought to
a peaceful conclusion soon it is
more than likely that all the mines
in that district will be closed down.
1t is stated by arrivals from that
camp that the conditions are de-
plorable; bloodshed has even been
feared, and the owners of the
large properties are determined to
shut down operations rather than
bring matters to such an unpleas-
ant head.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
Special Rates to Tahoe.

The Southern Pacific Co. has
arranged schedule of very low
rates from all its points in Nevada
to Lake Tahoe. Lake Tahoe is a
beautiful resort at which to spend
the hot Summer months, and the
S. P. Co. is endeavoring to give
everybody chance to visit the
Lake by making reasonable trans
portation charges. The Lake re-
the engineer who will have the
sorts have been visited this Sum
mer by greater number of people
than in any previous season, which
is probably due to the reduced
rates. These rates can be obtained
by writing to d. S. Taggart, S. P.
Dist. Pass. Agent, Reno.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
DAYTON lots.

M. ]. King returned from Cold
field Thursday.
Mrs. E. Hancock returned from
Tonopah last Sunday.
Capt. Davis and wife returned
from Lake Tahoe last week.
d. w. Melarkey and wife paid
California a visit last week.
Mrs. Matte Christian came over
from Carson Monday on a short
visit.
Emmett Boyle and wife left last
Friday for Grass Valley, Cal, on
visit.
Miss Ida Cooper has secured a
position as teacher in the Sparks
school.
Miss Vera Boston, of Silver City,
was here Monday on a visit to
friends.
Miss Stella Bell came over from
Carson Monday to attend her
grandfather funeral.
Mrs. P. Tredennick, of Virginia
City, was an arrival last Friday on
visit to Mrs. Fischer.
Mrs. John Hannah was an ar
rival from Yerington Sunday on a
visit to friends and relatives.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
Comstock is the Station.

Comstock is TO be the name of a
new station on the Hazen cutoff
on the Southern Pacific, which is
to be the shipping point for the
new camp of Ramsey. Comstock
station will be just above the big
bend in the Carson River, and the
country between the station and
Ramsey along the bench is suit
able for either wagon road or a
railway. The Southern Pacific
will extend line to the camp Just
as soon as the tonnage exposed
justifies it.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15

M. J. Heller paid the Bluestone
mine visit last week and inspect
ed that property. He also in
spected the new electromagnetic
separating machine recently put
into commission for handling the
Bluestone ores. He expressed
himself as thoroughly satisfied
with the working of the machine,
and the superstition is that bat
terry of these machines will be in
stale d when the mine is ready to
operate. The big working tun-
mel is now in a distance of about
700 feet, and something like 400
feet remain to run before the ore
bodies are reached. This tunnel
will tap the ore at lower depth
than any of the present workings
in the mine.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
Earthquakes.

Last Sunday morning, about S
o'clock, this place was visited by
quite a severe shock of earth
quake. The shock ratified the
dishes in the houses, and after the
first quake there was tremble
for several seconds. No damage
was done that we have learned of.
The shock was also felt in Carson,
Gardnerville, Hazen and Virginia
City, but did no damage at any of
these places 1t seems to have
been confined to Nevada, as there
are no reports of shock any
where along the coast in California.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
Colonist Rates.

The Southern Pacific Co. now
has in force colonist rates from
Chicago, St. Louis, Memphis, New
Orleans and contiguous points, to
California. These rates are one
way second-class colonist rates to
California and intermediate points,
and are made for the purpose OF
encouraging travel to this country
with view of development
These rates will be in force until
October IS, 1906.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1906-09-15
The Breath Of Life.

It's significant fact that the
strongest animal of its size, the GO
rilla, also has the largest lungs.
Powerful lungs means powerful
ing organs right should be mans
chiefest study. Like thousands OF
others, Mrs. Ora A. Stephens, of Port
Williams, O., has learned how to dc
this. She writes: "Three bottles OF
DR.. Kings New Discovery stopped
my cough of two years and cured
me of what my friends thought con-
sumption. Oh, it's grand for throat
and lung troubles" Guaranteed by
G. 1. Leavitt & Son, druggists. soc
and 81. Trial bottle free.