The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-24
With the Long Bolu
Bankruptcy and Dismay Stare Our Reliable Old Hair
,Restorer Remedies in the Face-Baldheaded Men
of Cleveland Losing Faith and Taking to the Use
Of the Wig = e =

i CNCE Mr.. Rockefeller put on false hair majority
~ OF all those business of Cleveland who arc
- slightly tattened at the poles have secured wigs
and giving the hair restorer men the laugh II
this movement spreads, it gives every evidence
OF doing absolute ruin, not to speak Of bankruptcy
stares in the face every reputable hrsute remedy
being put up this continent We wish at this time
to call upon all bald men who have in the past con-
tribued freely to the Golfers of the companies putting
up remedies for falling hair to stand by their old
friends who have stood by them in their time of trial.
! and to buy freely of the standard remedies whose
proprietors have, in the bald s deepest depres
sion, held out to him the great boon Of faith and
picture of the seven Sutherland sisters
: Who has not felt his confidence growing as hs
perused the testimonials gladly given Of those whose
heads, entirely denuded of hair by the tooth of time
till they n Eesem ths PUMPKINS had been completely
the writer tossed careessy back from his brow he
penned this testimonials
! Never give up! The wig is outward and visible
symbol of the loss of faith in restorers It
should be resorted to only when confidence is
pletely gone.
In the latter 'S0's, having lost eight hairs the
right hand side Of the parting, the writer attended
the afternoon Of beautiful June day in little upper
room in the Guarantee Loan building The discoverer
Of the remedy sported thought dome that rivaled
the traditional billiard ball in gstening lustre. 1t
was on this dome that he was still working and tho
presence OF q few discouraged hairs proudly
pointed out. Later when the directors of the Remedy
company in and took their seats they were all
found to be bald but they 'ad 'opes.
: The remedy came on the market with flourish
Iru1npeCS ana a year or the writer the
drug store windows full Of 1t. Where is it all now9
Alas, who shall says
Instead Of waiting for the Wright Brothers. aero.
plane, which to show little disposition
out Of its yelled obscurty, society in the east has
taken to baloonng. Even Mrs. Howard Gould, who
has money in the bank, went up last week. person
with a million dollars must have kind Of
sation apart from what can be obtained by the
spending Of money. The spice of danger demanded.
Being lifted by big gasbag is not only novel but
dangerous The big wind gets you the bag is punct
ured and it is all over but the scraping up. We
hear of anybody going up in balloon without ap-
precating better the beauties of comfortable parlor
slippers, good novel and a canary.
It is not insult to call rich mans son lobster.
A1de is upper crustacean.
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Mr.. Splan claims the earthquake in southern ILL
nois. It in accordance with his theory Of Gun
natural weather. punching itself the time Of tho
new This unnatural weather punching leads to
cyclones quakes. Mr.. Splan claims that astrono
mers also wrong in their theory that the heat
get on the earth comes from the He says:
IT claim it does not T claim the electricity in our
atmosphere feeds the sum-
If this is the it is shame that some Of this
electricity cannot be made to stay at home in the
winter and help beat the coal trust.
If Mr.. Splans theory is true there should be some
way of connecting the furnace with the earth g cleo
trlclty. "A. J. r..