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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02
NEWSPAPER COMMANDMENTS.

The Durant News has issued sec.
ond edition Of the Ten Command.
mcnts with q number OF reylsions 10
cover the sins Of patroniziug mail or
der houses and knocking ON the town.
They are as follows
J. Thou shalt not go away from
home TO de- thy trading nor asking Tor
fayors.
? Thou shalt patronilo thy home
merchant. thy home printer. for yea,
verify. doth the home printer spread
over the tdlngs of thy goodness and
greatness and many will patronize
thee.
O. Thou shalt employ thy home poo.
pie So that they shall not be- driven
from their homes tor find bread 70
their little ones.
T. Thou shalt not ask cr' ,t a. goods
cost much and the mcrcnant's brains
are burdenod with bills. Ills children
clamor daily for bread aud his wife
abidoih at home for lack of raimcnt
as adorneth hcr sister. Blessed. yea
thrice blessed. Is 7iic man who pays
cash
.. Thou shalt not ask for reduced
prices on thine Influence" f.. Guile
in thy heart and The morchln, i,al.
eth it like an open book, He laugh.
eth thee to scorn and shouteth 10 his
clerk, IA. ka
g. Thou shalt do whatever licth
in thy power to encourage and pro.
mote the welfare OF hnc uwn people.
:. Thou 'halt not sun p, .ho yo.tr OF
pride TO overcome thee and II other
towns cntico consent thou not Ia,
thou mayost be- deceived.
S. Thou shalt spend thy oa,n:ngs
at home that they ma rctrrn from
whence they came and give nourish.
ment to such as may come after hoe
Thou shalt not bear false witness
against the town wherein thou dwell
est. but speak well OF it to all men.
10 Thou shalt keep these com
mandmonts and teact them 10 thy
children even 10 the third and fourth
generations, that they ray flourish
and grow in plenty when thou art laid
70 rest with thy fathers.
The News is on the right track.
The movement Is growing like a roll.
ing SNOWFALL. Now, let the people
think and act along the right lines
and keep Indian Territory money ~
home and Ia this manner make IT'S
people the most uniformly prosperous
and contontcd In the world
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

We know a man who Is the victim
,of over worrying who was advised
by correspondence school of health
10 relax every day for two hours.
Now he is Worrying more than ever
over how TO relax.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02
OFO

II the Republicans Of Iowa are tell.
ing the truth about each o'aor. b is
surprising that more Of th'w ar' NOT
In Jail
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

The judge oi the juvenile court,
Chicago, took loU- wards OF the court
10 the hippodromc. II must have
been circus for the judge
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

At least the lid Is ON at Hot Sp,inss.
Ark. aud GOV. Jen Davis is looked
upon as just the man 10 cork up the
q. : senate
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

The Republican party rs today badly
divided on every proposition but one,
and that is the absolute necessity Of
being continued in power
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

In writing about the "cNposers' the
president will doubtless bear In mind
that hc has been a fairly active oX-
poser himself in his time
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

IA. Mckenzie. a merchant AT Corn.
ish, was here this week H., reported
heavy rainialls IN bis section. but no
damage from hail.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

Steve Elkins viii pardon the com
try n II prefers 10 put bis rate rrrilI.
ling plan under the microscope before
approving H.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02
oft,

Duuhtlcss when the congressional
committee comes around next flll
lool,inr Tor funds, Mr. Perkins will be
busy gazing ont of the window
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

u Is time our people were waking
M 60 the --\ssity Of education, for
the future OF our country lies in the
hands Of orr boys and girls. Give The
boys and girls a chance 90 make the
most ~ themselves and the new state
VII reap a rich harvest IN their ser.
vice 20 her IN farm and feld, as woll
as in the forum and counting house,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02
$50

Credit should go. too. 10 the OAK
land, Cal, merchants. who are rcfus
Ing To charge famine prices for sup.
plies furnished 10 the san Francisco
refugees.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

An Arizona girl awoko after sleep.
ing seven weeks, but upon being told
that the statehood bin would beat her
record she went into another trance
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

According 10 the American Pruteo.
tive Tariff Association, taTiff revision
AT the hands OF the Republican ua"r
seems to be- q long way on Seems
Is good word But the Democrats
viii be called upon next fill 10 10
that Job
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

Daily Aranoyeits 600 psr mouth
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

Al Nauratuck. w Va. q man with
81 200 Ten from bridge 10 the
ground l30 feet below, and was
Thought 20 be fatally injured, until
ihe doctors found the money on him
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

Ardmorcs slogan "Push-dont
knock"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

Join the Commercial Club.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-02

Published every afternoon teXcept
saturday. and Sunday morning.
Onlce OF publication, North Wash
lngton street
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26

Pyle, Columbia, up and to play.
F. L. Heat Chevy Chase, beat W. ]
Boardman, Chevy Chase, up.
Fourth sixteen
A. L. Weaver Columbia, beat o. H.
Wood, Bannockburn, 1 up.
G. E. Lewis, Columbia, beat A. B. An
derson, Bannockburn. up and to play.
In playing off the tie Of the qualification
A. s. Mattingly. Columbia: Alan Lard,
Columbia, and Samuel DalZall Chevy
Chase, each tied again with a score of 81.
Yesterday Afternoons Play.
Much better golf was played during the
afternoon than during the morning round,
and when the final scores had been tabu-
lated 1t was found that three Of the best
golfers of the local clubs were tied for the
lowest gross scores. They were Samuel
Dalzell, Chevy Chase: Allen Lard. Column
bia, and A. S. Mattingly, Columbia. Each
golfer had score of 175. =
w. r. Tuckerman of the Chevy Chase
Club made 176, and DR.. L. L. Harlan and
]. C. Davidson, both Of Columbia, tied with
1T. According to the ruling Of the greens
committee it is planned to have an unofficial
fourth sixeen made up of those players who
failed to qualify in the other sixteens. The
players are to donate the prize for this six
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
PAIRED IN MATCH PLAY
Second Day of the Chevy Chase
Tournament.

The play Of the second day Of the fall
golf tournament Of the Chevy Chase club
began at 10 o'clock this morning, with a
good attendance of golfers. The course
during the night had dried out remarkably
well and though the ground was still soft,
still the play Of the day was much more
enjoyable than that Of yesterday. Shortly
before the hour fixed for the start, golfers
clad in plaids and red golhng coats stood
at different spots on the course near the
first green and made practice drives SO as
to have their strong arms Into thorough
condition when their times to drive from
the first tee were announced.
To Retain Their Scores.
1t was ruled this morning by the mem
bers of the green committee that Messrs
Samuel Dalzell, Chevy Chase; A. L. Mat
tingly, Columb ia, and Allen Lard, Column
bia, should decide their tie score Of 175,
made in the qualification round yesterday
by keeping their respective medal scores
in the first round of mated play with their
opponentsin the first sixteen, Messrs.
Reeve Lewis, Chevy Chase; Marven Thomp-
son, Chevy Chase and E. H. Duff, Column
bia, respectively.
In the contest for places in the second
sixteen the tie score of 2O7 made in yes
terday's qualification round by J. T.
Crabbe. Chevy Chase; Winter, Columbia,
and Samuel Harris, Bannockburn, Messrs.
Crabbe and Winter won the places to OPP
pose A. T. King, Chevy Chase. and Il.
Weir Wilmington Country Club.
Mr.. Harris dropped into the first match
of the third sixteen with L. A. Pradt as
his opponent.
Messrs. John L. Newbold, Chevy Chase,
and H. E.. Patton, Bannockburn, were tied
with score of 223 for a position In the
third sixteen yesterday, and in the play-off
match Mr.. Patton won the privilege of play
ing in the sixteen in opposition to w. c..
Prentice of the Bannockburn Golf Club.
Mr.. Newbold opposed H. w. Smith, Chevy
Chase, in the fourth sixteen. q,
When the last Of the players had driven
from the first tee it was found that there
were four forfeitures-two in the third six
teen and two in the fourth sixteen.
T. N. Horn of the Dyker Meadow Coun-
try Club, Long Island, N. Y, forfeited to
]. T. Hough, Columbia as did w. C. Prem
tice. Bannockburn. to A. E. Patton, Ban
nockburn. in the. third sixteen.
The two forfeitures in the fourth sixteen
were w. H. Smith, Chevy Chase. to John
L. Newbold Chevy Chase. and c. r. Will
son, Chevy Chase. to DIR. J. Macbride
Sterrett. Chevy Chase.
First Matches Finished.
The first three matches OF the day were
finished when E. ]. Hasse, Mount Airy
Country Club, beat F. L. Hay, Bannock-
burn, by up and to play in third six
teen.
F. Freyhold, Chevy Chase, beat Thomas
Francis, Columbia, up and 2 to play in
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
UNDERBID THE BUREAU.
Proposals Received for the Printing
of Stamps

The bureau of engraving and printing
was underbid yesterday for the first time
in years in the matter of furnishing stamps
to the Post Office Department. In nearly
every instance the private concern quoted
lower prices. Two sets of bids were sub
mitted, the first for straight stamp issues,
such as are now put out; the other for spe-
cial issues to presidential post offices, each
stamp to bear the name of the presidential
post Office by which it is issued. Stamp
thevery and sale boosting will be put out
of business by these separate issues, it is
believed. The bids are now in the hands of
the committee of award, made up of In
spectors Johnson of New Orleans; w. c.
Witch, assistant chief of the stamp divi-
sion, and w. P. Zantzinger, chief Of the en-
velope section.
If the bid of the private concern is ac
cepted it will throw over 300 clerks of the
engraving bureau out of work for a time,
although it is probable that places could be
found for them later.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26

the fourth sixteen, and E. D. Carusi, CO.
lumba, defeated ]. H. Gordon, jr, Oak
land Country Club, by up and to play
in the play in the second sixteen
Result of the First Round.
The first round in the sixteen resulted as
follows:
First sixteen-L. L. Harlan, Columbia,
beat L. B. T. johnson. Chevy Chase, 6 up
and 4 to play.
c. A. Stofford. Long Island, defeated E.
B. Eynon of Columbia, 2 up and to play.
E. F. Duvall, jr.. Columbia. beat w. r.
Tuckerman. Chevy Chase. up and to
play.
L. W. Weaver Columbia, beat Alex. Brit
ton, Chevy. Chase. 2 up.
A. S. Mattingly, Columbia, beat Marvin
Thompson, Chevy Chase by up.
]. c. Davidson of Columbia beat l.. 8.
Fristoe, Columbia, up and to play.
Columbia, up and to play.
Sam'l Dalzall, Chevy Chase. beat Reed
Lewis, Chevy Chase, up and to play.
Second sixteen:
H D. Davidson, Chevy Chase beat 8.
Cunningham, Chevy Chase. up and 4 to
play.
D. H. Macadam, Columbia, beat G. A.
Weaver, Columbia, up.
r. Wier. Wilmington Country Club. beat
w. E. Ham, Chevy Chase, beat H. Oil
plant. Chevy Chase, up and to play.
Ralph Jenkins Chevy Chase, beat w. M.
Graves. Chevy Chase, up and 6 to play.
Third sixteen
L. White, Chevy Chase, beat w. G. Ey-
non of Columbia, up.
]. w. Gardner, Bann0ckburn, beat E. D.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Marine Corps Orders.

Maj. William c. Dawson, assistant pay
maser from duty at the headquarters of
the Marine Corps to assume charge of the
office of assistant paymaster of the Marine
Corps at Berkeley, Cal.
First Lieuts. Frederick c. Mcconnell,
Charles T. Westcott and Thomas Holcomb.
from duty with the LIST Brigade of Marines
at Cavite P. l., and ordered to the United
States by the first available transport.
Capt. William G. Powell, assistant pay
master, from duty in charge of the office of
assistant paymaster of the Marine Corps at
Berkeley Cal, and ordered to Manila, Z. l.,
to assume charge Of the office of brigade
paymaster of the LIST Brigade OF United
States Marines
Capt. Jay NJ Salladay from duty as
brigade paymaster of the LIST Brigade OF
Marines and report to commanding officer
of the LIST Brigade of Marines for such
duty as he may be assigned to.
Capt. Rupert c. Dewey, assistant quar-
termaster, from San Francisco, Cal, to this
city and report to the brigadier general
commandant.
Mai Thomas C. Treadwell from the U. s.
s. Ohio on arrival of that vessel at Gibral-
tar, Spain, and granted two months leave
with permission to remain abroad.
First Lieut.. John w. McClaskey, from the
Mare Island barracks, Mare Island, Cal,
and ordered to this city to report to the
brigadier general commandant.
Col. Littleton w. 7. Waller from duty IN
command of the marine forces In Cuba and
ordered to the marine barracks. navy yard,
Norfolk Va, and resume command or the
marines of that station.
Second Lieut.. Hermann T. Vulte, from
the Naval Hospital. Norfolk, Va, to the
Naval Medical School Hospital, this city,
for treatment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
News Briefs.

President Cassatt of the Pennsylvania
railroad was reported i'll yesterday That
the illness was of any Importance was de-
MED by railroad officials, but 1t was an
which President Cassatt was to start to-
day has been Indefinitely postponed.
Leroy Mclean, a young electrician, was
found in his home, in Harlem, Wednesday
with the artery on his right wrist severed
and bleeding to death, and with the body Of
his bride in his arms. She had died of heart
disease, and he, in a frantic effort to sum-
mon help, had damned his arm through the
window glass; ripping the flesh to the bone
While hunting pheasants Wednesday near
Pottsville, Pa, Joseph Schrader, aged twen-
ty-two years, son of an official of the Read
ing Company, fell 400 feet down an old
mine shaft and was rescued alive after
nearly twelve hours, with both hips dis
located and other hurts, which are not be-
lieved to be Of a fatal character.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Army Orders.

{ Chief Musician John Kinnaman. band, I'd
Infantry; First Sergt. George Carpenter
Company F, LIST Infantry, and First Glass
Private John Heavey, ordnance department,
have upon their own application, been or
dered placed on the retired list of the army.
Veterinarian Richard b. Corcoran, Artii-
lsry Corps has been ordered to Ogden.
Utah, for the purpose of inspecting public
animals to be delivered at that place.
Capt Philip +. NJ. Walker. 18th Infantry.
has been ordered 10 report TO the president
of the army retiring board at San Fran
cisco. Cal. for examination by the board.
Capt. James V. Heidi, 10th Infantry, in
addition to his other duties has been Or
dered 10 relieve Capt Charles f. Hum
vp.reys jr, quartermaster of his duties
purchasing and depot commissary at Homo
lulu, Hawaii territory
Capt. Julius A. Penn. general staff. has
been relieved from further duty at Newport
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
News. Va. and ordered to this city to re-

News, Va, and ordered to this city to re-
port to the chief of staff for duty.
First Lieut. Samuel w. Moves, 30th In
fantry, has been ordered to report to the
president of the army retiring board at
San Francisco, Cal, for examination by
that board.
First Lieut.. Joseph c. Wilson, Sd Infan-
try. having been found by army retiring
board incapacitated for active service on
account of disability incident thereto, his
retirement has been announced
Maj. II. Edward Dyer, list Infantry, Yer
mont National Guard. has been authorized
to attend the garrison school at Fort Ethan
Allen. w. for the purpose of continuing
the regular course of instruction at that
school.
Col. Henry A. Greene has been relieved
from further duty as chief of staff of the
northern division and ordered to join the
10th Infantry.
Lieut.. Col. James s. Rogers has been or
dered to join the LIT Infantry.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Qualifying Round in Detail.

The scores made in the qualification
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Increased Foreign Trade.

Foreign trade is on the increase in this
country, according to report of the bureau
of statistics. The statement for the nine
months ending September 80 shows a gain
of s211, s2s,934 compared with like period
last year. The gain was principally in food
stuffs and manufactured articles. The gain
in imports was $76,O54, 032.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Recall of Col. Waller.

Col. L. w. T. Waller of the Marine Corps
has been detached from duty in command
of the marine forces in Cuba and ordered
to Norfolk, Va, to resume command of the
marine barracks at the navy yard in that
city.
The recall of Col. Waller leaves Lieut..
Col. George Barnett as the senior marine
officer on duty in Cuba and Gen. Elliott,
commandant Of the corps, has ordered that
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Prof. Eimbeck Resigns.

The announcement is made Of Prof.
William Eimbeck's resignation from the
coast and geodetic survey. Prof. Eimbeck
was one of the old employees of the survey.
He was the inventor of the duplex measur-
ing bar and had been engaged in important
geodetic work. He will start soon on an ex-
tensive tour of the west.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26

the fourth sixteen, and E. D. Carusi CO.
lumbia, defeated ]. H. Gordon, jr., Oak
land Country Club. by up and to play
in the play in the second sixteen.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Investigating Branch Printing Omcss.

r. H. Howe and v. L. Ricketts,, clerks of
the Congress printing committees, are in
vestigating the branch print shops in the
various government departments. There
Are now $50 employees in branch printeries.
Congress is out for economy in printing,
and Messrs Howe and Ricketts, will SUBJ
init recommendations on the subject.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26

force, numbering about LOCO men, who are
to remain in Cuba to assist the military
troops of the United States in the preserva-
ton of peace and order in the island repub-
lie pending the re-establshment Of the reg
ular government.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Reforms at Vallejo, Cal.

Mayor Madigan of Vallejo Cal, will
undertake to better the social conditions in
that town according to suggestions from
the Navy Department. Secretary Bona
parte has received a dispatch from the
California mayor stating that he would take
Immediate steps to bring about the reforms
desired by the naval establishment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26

The information leaked out at Cleveland
yesterday that A. s. L. Shields, the we'll
known Philadelphia lawyer, had in behalf
Of Anna Held offered q big reward for the
recovery of the jewels and money said to
have been stolen Monday from the actress
state room on Pennsylvania train.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-26
Paired for Match Play.

The pairings for the four sixteens for
match play today were:
First slxteen-S. Dalzen and R. Lewis. Chevy
Chase: j. c. Davidson and l.. s. Fristoe. Columbia;
L. W. Weaver. Columbia, and A. Britton. Chevy
tingly. Columbia; w. r. Tuckerman, Chevy Chase,
and F. S. Duvall, jr.. Columbia; E. B. Eynon,
Johnson. Chevy Chase. and L. L. Harlan, Column
ba E. H. Duff and A. Lard. Columbia.
Second sixteenth B. Davidson. Chevy Chase, and
s. Cunningham, Chevy Chase; G. A. Weaver and
D. II. Macadam. Columbia; A. T. King, Chevy
Chase; W. NJ. Gray and R. Jenkins, Chevy Chase;
T. Il. Newbold and J. E. McLeran. Chevy Chase;
F. Ham. Chevy Chase; ]. Il. Gordon. IT, Oakland
Third sxteen-L. A. Pradt. Chevy Chase; W. G.
Eynon. Columbia, and l.. White, Chevy Chase; B.
G. Taiaferro Columbia, and NJ. E. Gates. Chevy
Chase; ]. w. Brawner. Bannockburn, and F. B.
Pyle, Columbia; W. J. Boardman and 8. L. Heap,
Chevy Chase; w. C. Prentiss, Bannockburn; F.
A. Day. Bannockburn. and E. J. Hasse Mount
Airy PHILADELPHIA c. c.; J. T. Hough. Columbia,
and T. N. Horn, Dyker Meadow, n. Y.
Fourth sixteenth. W. Smith, Chevy Chase; J.
Waggaman. Bannockburn, and B. Mohun, Chevy
Chase: q. Davidson and G. E. Lewis, Columbia;
F. Freyhold, Chevy Chase. and T. Francis. Column
ba; F. NJ. Phelps, bye; j. L. Weaver. Columbia,
and o. n. Wood. Bannockburn; B. H. Warner,
jr., Chevy Chase, and W. A. Knowles, Bannock-
burn
Sam Harris. Bannockburn; j. Crabbs Chevy
Chase. and A. Winter tied for place in the
second sixteen J. L. Newbold and w. E. Patten
also tied for the third sixteen.
Qualifying Round in Detail.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14
HIS BUSINESS.

It think" she said. that he has de-
ceived US all. don't think he is any
thing more than clerk
"Why?"
Because right in the middle Of a
proposal last night his mind wandered,
and he said. You could wear a size
smaller, miss, without any trouble at
ALL I jerked my foot back. of course.
but knew right away why it was so
easy for him to get on his knees before
a girl
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14

s'There goes Mrs.
Spouter. the ia
nous woman ora
tor.
WHO is that lit
tie man with her ~
Il am not sure.
but 7 think it is
her husband.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14
Entitled to Praise.


Flirting" said
the mother severe
ly, lis danger
Gus.
'In that case,
replied the daugh-
ter, Il should
think you would
be proud of my
courage.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14
A conbjnation.

She Let me
see, the last time
I played bridge
with you didn't 1
win all your mon
ey2
He - Why, no.
Don't you remem-
Der that there
were two other
women in the
party?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14
Gave Him Points.

Gave Him Points.
MY wife and I
have been clean
ing house. Last
night we put
down a carpet.
Both Of you %
NO; I put It
down."
what did your
wife do %
"She er she
handed me the
tacks.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14

Tramples on It.
81 would lay the
world at your
feet. " said the ex-
travagant youth.
MY dear sir"
an sWered tn g
naughty girl. sit
is there already"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14
WHY HE ANcHoREp.

Captain" remarked the nuisance on
shipboard who always asks foolish
questions, what is the object in
throwing the anchor overboard?''
Young man." replied the old salt.
fdo you understand the theory of seis-
mic disturbances? Well. we throw the
anchor overheard to keep the ocean
from slipping away in the fog. see2a
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14
He Was Inspired.

He Was Inspired.
''Sprintley broke
the long distance
running record,
did he not %
HE did; we
told him just as
he started that his
wife had sent for
him to beat a
carpet"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-14
In Suspense.

Tom Did you
ask Jess to set
the day?
JaelS-Yes; and
she set it for to-
morrow.
Tem-Why to-
morrow
Jack (sadly)
She said it was
because "tomor-
row never comes. "