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PROMINENT ARRIVALS AT THE HOTELS

MISUNDERSTANDING W. n. Mcyickar, Rhode
burne Minnesota; Colonel B. c: lockwood, =; 5.
A HOTEL EMPIRE-Janes 8 Wi!Lamsi4 4 eIas-
washington. HOLLAND Theodore N Ely Ph iis
delpbia IMPERIAL-J. c. Hunter, Port Arthur,
South Africa. ST REGIS-James B. Ladd Phl!a-
deIphia; z. c. Cutler, Boston MURRAY Hill
Lady Rirkpatrick, Toronto.
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scHooLgoY HAzED TO DEATH.

gBy Telegraph The Tribune
Columbus, Ohio. Jan. Cecil Leap. high
school boy. sixteen years old. at Hillards. died
to-day as the result of hazing at the hands of
five fellow pupils. They rode him on a fence
rail until he became unconscious. The hazers
will probably be arrested on a manslaughter
oh
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-07
AmRAssAnoR wHIrE ENTERTAINs.

Rome. Jan. 6.-Ambassador White gave dinner
last night in honor of the new Foreign Minister
the MARQUIS San Giuliano Among the guests were
the MARQUIS Visconti Nenosta and ex-Minister Luz
aatti. of the Treasury The chief topic of CONVEX
sation was the approaching Moroccan conference
10 which Mr. White and the Marquis Viscont Ne-
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o. s O. 3 ne
Sd year of her age. Funeral private.
io6e: Helen canG.ld, wife q samuel 3. c5app aaz
Sro the cS h Of III" Gseension Mount vsno
Wednesday, January 10. at II a
1a5 Rin..s aiss# gS 1s$ a
dsry aged 81 ysar ETnsTal ssrvSss AZ me
snsack n J.; on Monday. January g. az $50 2 M
York susquehanns ana western Raiiroad 3:Io; cort-
landt-st.. 22o. Kindly omit flowers
GgTHRIE-Aftsr short illness. a. Salisbury. n G. o.
the late Stephen H and Annstts strong Gythris
Monday. January at 10 a. It is requested thai
flowers sent.
sasse4 Ensa1a 5snu4S Emily I 1aoa q s
late Emil HeinsTnann and daqshtsF q the lat. G r.
Providence and Philadeiphia papers please copy.
H9AaLANDMon JANUARY 1905 at s her h0% s 20 %
nelius H. Hoagand and daughter OF the Charles
iaaua aeso 1865 z 9eS fcn her So
ton. aged "a years Funeral private.
Jones n 96s s1st of his
vii be held nd, at his ats 10 Ms Ss1
s Hsy az n 1Se to attend T sne xs are
xBLLER-on January 4 1906 after brief Illness VIII
lam Keller at the residence Of Ms sI51t; NrS M
Sunday. z, Internent Calvary Cenetery
LEvER1DGB-At Psainhsld. n. j. Saturday. January
9. 1906 Cornelius A Lsveridge. IN his T1th year.
Funeral services his home No 5a1 West Front-st,
Plainfed, N. !, Tuesday. January 8. at 10 a
Interment at Wsstfed, n. J.
LoUNsBERT-on Saturday January 8 1908 81 Bsdtor5s
Hate. on Tuesday. January Q. at II O'clock
MLEANcolonsl Eusens Mclean Lean EHsins ,, Of De-.
home No s53 West 67th-slsSsn the morning OF jan
uary g. 1906 Ssrvices at horne ar p. m. Saturdays
Interment Sunday afternoon a. Syracuse n. T.
oRCHARD-on Thursday January. 1906 Snthssrt John
Orchard eldest the late Samuel Orrherc- Flu
neral at D m Sunday January 2. from his late resi-
dence. No. 504 Greene-ave- Brooklyn
Dneun1onia Mrs Ellen Jeanette Rsnwick IN her ed
year Funeral from her lato residence. sunday jan
usry 7, at D. m Lnterment Woodlawn, y. Y
shafsr. OF Montclair N J. Funeral at his rssdenee;
Montclair, Monday. January :. AZ p
M Carriages will be in waiting arrival OF S-2l
a m train Barclay-st. NeT-fork VIA D. L. ana
w R. r.
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TO GIVE NINE. RERNHARDT MEDAL.

rI2y Telegraph TO The Trhune1
Cambridge Mass. Jan. 6-Mme- Saran Bern
hardt. the French actress. who viii come mere on
January 10 is to receive from the Harvard Cercle
Francais 4 gold medal the presei'i1 ioi. 20 'aHe
which will be attended by seventy-hve members Of
the Cercle she is the only woman VINO has ever
been thus honored. and one Of only eight persons
each one eminent in his line OF thousht ana re-
search.
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AN ENGAGEMENT.

Mr.. and Mrs Charles V. Hoffman, Of No. 245
West 74th-st.. announce the engagement of their
daughter Miss Marie Mabel Hoffman to William
Waiter Brainard son of Mr.. and Mrs Frank
Branard of this city.
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London, Jan s-John Clay. of Chicago had his
collarbone broken while hunting with the Duke OF
Buccleuch's hounds in Scotland to-day; Mr. Gay
is at present the tenant OF Suniaw' at fNels0-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-07
PRESIDENT PALMA,s DINNER.

Havana Jan. 6.-President Palma gave his an
nuaI official dinner at the Palace this evening.
There were fifty guests. including all the members
OF the diplomatic corps and OF the Cabinet, the
Supreme Court judges and members of the Senate
Committee Foretgn Relations.
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WITHDRAWN FOR FOREST RESERVES.

washington. Jan. 6.-Withdrawals of public lands
for proposed forest reserves have been ordered hv
the Secretary of the Interior. effective January
1906 as follows: Nevada Spring Mountain Reserve
S45 900 acres; Wyoming. Bear Lodge reserve. 167 $50
acres.
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w. 4. TAEr SEES FRIENp's Plan.

William H Taft. Secretary Of War, was mem
Der of a box party that saw LAS Ye Sow by the
Rev John Snyder, of Boston, at the Garden The
atre last night. Mr.. Taft is personal friend OF
the Rev. Mr. Snyder.
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THE TRIBUNE will be sent BY mail to any sasssss y
SasrsS subscriptions be given % yo:Ar resnlsS
SesIsr before leaving II more convesns na7a t7ss
IN az THE TRIBUNE ONCE
sINGLE COPIES.
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WEEKLY FARMER. cents
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MEsRoe NEvToN KHAN RECALLED.

Washington. Jan. 6-Mesrop Newton Khan, sec
rotary of the Persian Legation has been recalled
TO Teheran. He probably will be transferred TO
European court.
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REPRESENTATIVE KAHN ASKS 100000.

Washington Jan. 6.-Representative hahh' OF
California introduced bill to-day providing an
appropriation Of s5 10000 for an exposition In San
Francisco in 1913 10 celebrate the four hundredtn
anniversary of the discovery of the racine ocean
pv Balboa
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Married.

Marriage notices appearing In TEE TRIBUNE rfn
eItrS charge.
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Notices Of marriages and deaths must be In
dorsed with full name and address.
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Domestic Rates.

BY EARLY MAIL TRAIN.
-, a.. POINTS in United Statss Canada and Msz-ee
rol ~ thu Boroughs Of Manhattan and tbs
SSrnnI1 Also to Cuba, Porto Rco. Hawaii and ths
Philippines without extra expense tor 1grsT
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yesterday 80
- -; average fer corresponding qa.e az wears ~
for corresponding date last tHent -,
aNS[asI tsorecasI-Fair to-day and Monday HesA ~
erlx winds.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Delaware City. Del.
December -. 1905 Lieutenant Philip g Goldernan
artillery corps. L. 5. A. and Miss Sophie Cendaniel
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TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS.

Among the passengers who arrived Yesterday
from Southampton on the Philadelphia were
y S Grant smith. secre-l Miss Daisy Robinson
tary American Legation Miss jriia MAs'N-e'
Constantiuople
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-07

OWRFIDGE-CARROLL1-O Saturday January 4
1906 IN Grace Church chaatry. NevYork City. by the
Rev. Walter H Larom William BIoOdgOod TTowbFidsA
esq. to Mabel Merritt Carroll
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Died.

Death notices appearing in THE TRIBUNE rin b
repubIshed IN The Tn-weekIy Tribune withou. extra
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Forecast for Special Localities.-For New England
-. ..s-uu IN ,Snrthern Maine and Northern

vermont Monday. fair; fresh west winds II, ~,
New-York, Eastern t.ei4Asy 4NeN
Jarse and Delaware fair to-day and Monday fresh west
For the District of Columbia and Maryland fair to-day
- \ Monday diminishing west winds -, at.
Ir western New York Western 1iLl
FCF o5tSv. Monday snow; fresh west winds. becoming
variable
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Foreign Rates

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CEMETERIES
THE WOODLAND CEMETERY.

g. readily accessible by Harlem trains from Grand
Central Station Webster and Jerome avenue troleys
and by carriage Lots. s125 up TelePhons 4SSs
I5rsrnsrcv for Book Of Views representative
once. 20 East 23rd St. N z City
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-07

Travellers who arrived yesterday from the " est
Indies on the Tagus
Judge James II p H. De VII
Vreeland. Mrs. X r
General c Plaza. Mr.. and MIS- L = "4'S-A'
Mrs {, ps CoIdovk
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oalcioI local Record.-The following ofhclal record

for the last twenty-four hours in comparison with
~ Corresponding date OF last year; ~ 5000,
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UNDERWRITERS.

FRANK r.. CAMPBELL CO.. 1913 WEST sSD ST.
world Known Funeral Chapsls- Tel 1874 Chelsea
Rev. stephen Merritt, the world vide known un-
oniy one place business sth-avs and tsth~
~ largest in the world Tel 124 and 1ss Chelsea
CHAs A BENEDICT.
lBo " 18TH ST. TEL. BS7 CHELSEA
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BORDEN-On Saturday January 8, pneuncnts, Ct the
residence Of parents No Is West 13ds Jeannseta
daughter Of Howard s and Edt Curtis Borden IN the
Sd year Of her age. Funeral private.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-02-08
And His Mother Was Sorry She
Hadn't Listened to Little
Willie.

I was taking luncheon with friend
who has little boy about three years
old, relates writer in harper's Maya
zine. AS very special favor, and to
please me, his mother allowed him to
come to the table, telling me that she
could not promise that he would be-
have in the proper manner. as she had
never tried him before.
The bright little fellow behaved very
well through the first part of the
lunch, and his mother was feeling
quite proud of him. When the dessert
came on the table, and proved to pc
ice cream, his favorite dessert, the
small boy wanted a second help. This
his mother would not allow him.
IF you don't give me some," he said.
"I'll tell on you"
His mother still refused, and the
youngster called out:
"If you don't give it to me before
count ten, I'll tell. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten"
His mother still paid no attention
to his and he shouted out:
MY pants are made out of the win
dow curtain"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-02-08
Might Be of Some Use.

There are some persons who take a
sordid, utilitarian view of everything,
including the achievements of science.
A public-s spirited citizen who was try
ing to raise funds to assist a we'll
known arctic explorer in fitting out an
expedition for polar research called
upon a wealthy lumber dealer and
asked him for a contribution.
whats the good of it?" asked the
lumber dealer.
'The good of it? Won't it be worth
something to mankind if he discovers
the north pole?"
Suppose he does find it. What good
is the north pole to anybody"
Here the callers patience gave way.
81 didn't know but you might have
some curiosity, as an expert, to know
what kind of lumber it's made Of" he
said, turning on his heel and walking
out-Youth's Companion.
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at him he caught the bull-bodied cham
pion by the collar and flung him across
the ring.
1t was fight to finish now, and
Lincoln, realizing that words would
be useless should he lose in this con-
test of force, went at it to best his adj
versary in the only court that ad-
versary would recognize. It was a
fierce contest for few minutes, and
then Lincoln caught Clary with a
singing blow beneath the chin and
tumbled him to the ground, where he
lay with the wind well knocked out Of
him. Standing over Clary's body Lin
coin made an impassioned speech to
the others of the rowdy gang for JUS
tice for his little Spanish client He
told her history; he told who Don
Pedro Lorimer was; he appealed to
the best that was in them; to their
love for their sisters, and he won, and
Don Pedro Lorimer knew that he had
won, and squirting his horse forward
he attempted to ride the young orator
down, and to grab the snakeskin
which Lincoln had passed to Yates at
the beginning of the fight. AS he did
so Antywine, aroused from stupor,
darted from the cabin and, grabbing
the bits, brought the horse to it's
launches. Before the astonished rider
could recover Lincoln asked with
whimsical significance:
Boys, how would any Of you like
to get up out of chill-and-fever and
find all Clary's Grove helping stran-
ger rob you of your own dear gal?"
The question had the desired eff
feet. Down the village street went
Don Pedro Lorimer, and after him
went the crowd from Clary's Grove.
They caught him at the banks of the
Sangamon, and rolled him into the
river in barrel. Wiser counsel alone
prevented his being allowed to drown,
but he never again appeared in the
vicinity of New Salem to modest the
bride of Antywine, and Lincoln and
Yates had tried their first Case to-
gether and had won.
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LINcOLN'S GENTLE REPUL Sc
How He Got Rid of an Officeseeker
Without Hurting His
Feelings.

Senator Cullom was one of Lincoln 8
intimates. On Lincoln's birthday he
told an interesting story about the great
president.
There was an ignorant man. ne
said, '|who once applied to Lincoln for
the post of doorkeeper to the house.
This man had no right to ask Lincoln
for anything. 1t was necessary to re-
pulse him. But Lincoln repulsed him
gently and whimsically, without hurt
ing his feelings, in this way:
so you want to be doorkeeper to tb
house, eh?'
Eyes, Mr.. President
"'Well, have you ever been a door,
keeper? Have you ever had any expert
ence of doorkeeping?'
"'Well, no-no actual experience, sir ,
"'Any theoretical experience? Any
instructions in the duties and ethics Of
doorkeeping?'
" 'Umh-no.'
"'Have you ever attended lectures on
doorkeeping?'
Ono, SIR
"'Have you read any textbook on the
subject?'
"'No.'
Have you conversed with anyone
who has read such book|
"'No, sir; I'm afraid not, SIR
"'Well, then, my friend, don't you see
that you haven't single qualification
for this important post?' said Lincoln
in reproachful tone.
eyes, / do said the applicant, and
he took leave humbly, almost CRATE
fully"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-02-08
WINTER WEAKNESS
Or. Williams Pink Pills the Tonic
That Most People Need for
Blood and Nerves.

In winter the air of the close rooms in
which we spend so much of the time
does not furnish enough oxygen to the
lungs to burn out the foul matter III the
blood. In the cold season we do not exer-
else as much and the skin and kidneysd do
not throw off the waste matter as freely
as usual. The system becomes overloaded
with poisonous matter, and too feeble
to throw it off. Relief can be had only
through the use of remedy that will
promptly and thoroughly purify and
strengthen the blood, and the one best
adapted for this purpose is the great
blood tonic known as DR.. Williams Pink
Pills.
"They acted like magic in my case,"
said Mrs. Clara l.. Wilde, of No. SIT
Farnsworth avenue, Detroit, Mich. 81
was weak and thin and could not sleep.
My stomach and nerves were out of or
der. l can't describe how miserable
really was. l dragged through six
months OF feebleness, growing weaker
all the time until finally hadn 'tstrength
enough to leave my bed.
"Then q glad day came, the dav when
/ began to take DR.. Williams Pink Pills.
They made me feel strong right away.
My appetite came back, took OH flesh
and the color returned to my cheeks.
People wondered that these pills did for
me what the doctors couldn't do. 1 took
only six boxes and then I was perfectly
well. If had not found this wonderful
remedy l surely think that must have
wasted to death. Believing firmly that
these pills saved my life by the strength
which they gave me at a critical luo-
ment, I unhesitatingly recommend them
to others.''
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain no
stimulant but give strength that lasts.
They may be obtained at any drug
store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-02-08
OVER SEA HABIT.
Difference on This Side the Water.

The persistent effect upon the heart
of caffeine in coffee cannot but result
in the gravest conditions, in time.
Each attack of the drug (and that
means each cup of coffee weakens the
organ a little more, and the end is al
most a matter of mathematical demon
stration. A lady writes from West
ern state:
81 am of German descent and it was
natural that 1 should learn at very
early age to drink coffee. Until | was
90 years old / drank scarcely anything
else at my meals.
"a few years ago l began to be af-
fected by steadily increasing nerv-
BUSINESS, which eventually developed
into a distressing heart trouble that
made me very weak and miserable.
Then, some three years ago, was added
asthma in its worst form. My suffer
ings from these things can be better
imagined than described.
During all this time my husband
realized more fully than / did that cof-
fee was injurious to me, and made
every effort to make me stop.
FINALLY it was decided a few months
ago to quit the use of coffee absolute
ly, and to adopt Postum Food Coffee
as our hot table drink. had but little
idea that it would help me, but con-
scented to try it to please my husband.
I prepared it very carefully, exactly
according to directions, and was de-
lighted with its delicious favor and
refreshing qualities.
Gust SO soon as the poison from the
coffee had time to get out of my sys-
tenn the nutritive properties OF the
Postum began to build me up, and
am now fully recovered from all my
nervousness, heart trouble and asthma.
I gladly acknowledge that now, for the
first time in years, enjoy perfect
health, and that 1 owe it all to Pos
tum" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
There's reason. Read the little
book, "The Road to Wellville," in
pkgs.
Postum Food Coffee contains no
drugs of any description whatsoever.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-02-08
ME- AND
LAWSON
By RICHARD WEBB
Illustrated by W. W. Denslow
and M. Ateshire.
IN SIX SECTIONS
Copyright, 1905, by G. W. Dillingham; Coz
SECTION ".

Amalgamated Gas (Continued).
The guy Addicks was smooth old
geezer. He made me think of a Table
d'hote Rat what had just pulled his face
out of pot of fifty-cent Butter to cool
it off in five dollars worth Of Ice Cream.
He had lamps like dark lanterns work
ing overtime and was as Chesty as a man
with Permit to Spit in the Street Car.
He rubbered around for few puffs and
then sed through the smoke:
well, Sir Thomas, why am l so hon
ored this evening? You have handed me
the Financial Peritonitis onct in due
and ancient form, and am not Cotton
Tongued Thirsty to butt into an En-
core"
"You got no kick coming" SEE Law
SON. Didn't help you milk the Public
Cow and hand Rogers the Poisoned COT
fee on that Bay State Gas TwO-step?
Didn't we have full line Of Frenzied
Fun bucket-shopping the Massachusetts
Legislature and putting our price mark
on the High-browed Lawmakers in
Delaware? l guess yes, and it's up to
you to second the motion"
"Stop peddling chestnuts," chirped
Addicks, "and come to the Center"
Look here" sed the Boss, do you
want to cut in with me and give the
Scrambled Oil Dyspeptics a new brand
of Stomach Ache2
Cant be done, Ell? You're as wrong
as Wart on a leading lady's nose. And
put this in your pipe, Addie dear; while
it's happening we won't do thing but
Shake Down the shoestring spectators
all over the country for a bundle OF
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Mezuma as big as Rockfeller's Self-re-
spect.
"You wear a dagger in your belt and
smoke cigarettes like villain, and l
will do the nOble-hearted rescuer OF the
Downtrodden Stocking full Investors.
''We will play Tumble-bug Tennis with
Wall Street and keep the Systems hands
busy comforting their Greenapple Pain
Parlor.
Kansas is playing a Dead March un-
der the Oil Gangs window and Terrible
Teddy is giving a correct imitation of
hungry tOmcat in Virgin Rattery.
TITS our move.
'The times are as fit as Jimmy Britt
when he sang Dreamland to young Cor
bett."
Addicks sed something about not be-
ing able to trust the Boss and began to
talk like a sea lion Barking for Break
fast Food
That was me cue to Sell Papers. and
fast-freighted few swift bundles of me
Warrant Stunt, but it didn't make hit.
After 1 had shook meself silly and
breathed so heavy that felt as winded
as church organ after mass. / took
tumble to meself and just listened.
Mister Addicks signed UP for the sea-
son to do the Rubber Glove Works and
the Boss then showed down on his plan.
andjSed:
'Addie, it's this way. l don't have to
put you wise on Your part in the Con.
because you're G. A. r. when it comes
to Panhandling, so here goes, for mine.
But first let me rattle the Bones on the
past for a sip or two"
They was drinking French bubbles
something fierce.
''Of course you've read Nobody's Mag
aZine. Well, I had to have an Organ
of my Own to grind to the Public, so 1
give the publishers the hailing sign of
the Get-there Brotherhood and sung a
bass lulsaby about Increased Circula-
ton. They were coy all right, till
drawed acopper-colored sketch of Solid
Gold Backstop to catch passed balls, re-
turned copies and cancelled ad. con-
tracts. And well, you know me, Addie.
| haven't pressed me own pants for
many years.
81 imported a crate OF Superheated
Words from HOt-air Land, and got a
couple of war correspondents who were
stuck on me Open-face Check Book to
help me shuttle them. The first gust of
Unnatural gas that l shot through the
meter made the Public sit up all night.
Il was the realest thing since George
Wash.
Il called names, made threats and
crowded Limburger Cheese in the peck
cts OF the Systems Sunday Coat.
81 have given them Preliminaries
ever since.
Il have told how the enemy would
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-02-08
Day Losing It's Meaning.

The festival of st. Valentine has
ceased to possess the graceful sym
bolic meaning it once had, and many
do not notice it at all There was a
time when the day was one Of the
most important in the year. day
looked forward to with joyful anticipa,
ton, for it was dedicated to love, and
poets were inspired " the muse and
artists were filled with the divine
af1atus as they sang and painted, ror
'1ove IS to man what the sun Is to
the world"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-02-08
A TALE OF TWO VALENTINES

He bought a dainty valentine,
thing of beauty rare,
All gilt and lace, for her be loved,
A maid divineIy fair
He also got a penny one,
"A sheet in colors crude,
Red, yellow, purple, blue and green,
With verses very rude.
The day was drawing to its close,
The fading light was dim,
He sent the nissive off to mail
In haste-alas for him.
The maiden got the comic card,
Qn his own hand twas written),
The rival got the satin square,
And he-he got the mitten.
--Minna Irving, in Criterion.