Arizona republican., 1906-04-08
Little James

Concerning the Error of Advancing UnjudiciaI and Gratis Opinions.) My Paw he sez James" sez he, Don't Never git into tn Habit of de- cidin Queschuns of Rite an Kong less you git a Salry fer it. A man who gives Off hand an Gratus Decishuns forms a habit of Inackeracy Put off tn evil day of giving Opinyuns till you git 'lected a judge or q jury or some kind of a SaIried Arbytraitor
 They ain't nuthin' in this World ats harder to don to tell just what's Rite and what's Kong less it is to De- 1 eide which kind of tn Brekfus Foods of Commerce is tn Biggest FrOd an which is tn Ieest WorthIous.
 Everything in this World, James depends on what's called tn Pint ut Nue. Silence tells us at no two men at ever lived since tn World begun ever seen tn Same Thing. If two men is standin' side by side a lookin' at objeck they thinks it's tn same o6- jeck but it ain't quite It cuddent be less both men was in exactly tn Same Spot an they cuddent be.
 Its at way with Everything in this Life. No two men ever sees quite tn same Morle Aspeck of any Human Ackshun. They may agree in a Gen
 
 not on every Pint of it. So don't nevc- butt in with a Opinyun about any thing less you git paid fer it or less you are Vitely Intrusted in it or less you git to be a Cronic RefOrmer.
 T can illustrate my Meenin', James. by incident fun Reel Life. Wunst they wus a Orgynizashun which was formed fer Muchule, Morle an MentIe ImprOvment an they hired a Room where they could set around a whilin' away tn Time awaitin fer IntellectyuIe Developments.
 ''Wun time they had a Regler Meet in and they sez We believe at we could git better Results an reech High CT Attainmence if we put in a Buffay' Now, James, mebbe this Idee was Rite and mebbe it was Kong. It looks at first as if it was a Eesy an Cieer ProppysishUn with only wun side It don't seem as if they could be any F'loz picked into it. But, James they's anuther Side to it which you mite ne yer Suspeck.
 ''Th' owner of tn Bildin where these here Intellectyule Developments was in Progrous was on tn Other Side He sez, sez he: I think a Buffay is a Su- perfless Orticle of Furnicher in this Bildin seein' they is already a Buffay in Operashun which has a ExclOosif Franchise. We are informed on Bib licle Othority at a Buffay divided aginst itself cannot stand or words to that Effeck an Simler to the Meenin Thereof. They can be no other Buffay ! in this here Bildin. You're my Gests an l have a grate menny other Gests. 'Spose each wun of 'em took a Noshun 1 at he wanted a Buffay. Why tn re- sultd soon be at I'd be PTopry tor Of d Inebriat Asylum. It won't never do.
 Now. James this looks reasonable also an wun at didn't heer tn other side wuddent think they was any. But 1 tn members of tn Soshul OrganyZa- shun they put it this away: They sez: ! This here is Tearany. We hire our Rooms an pay our good Money fer 1 'em. We buy our own Furnicher. We propose to put in a Buffay an pay fer 1 it ourselfs or let it pay fer Itself If tn owner of this Bildin' can come in an say to us at We daresn't keep no Buffay becOs they already is a Buffay on tn Prenmuse-, tn first thing we know he'll come an tell us at We got to Throw out our Sofay becOs he's got ! a Sofay sOme'res else about tn House Les Revolt
 James, either of these here Stait- ments of tn case looks simple an ! Onanserable when they stands Alone but when they is both showed at you to Wunst you git COnfoosed an Urncer- tain As I staited jist a little while ago Evry thing Depends upon tn Pint of Vue."
 LITTLE JAMES.