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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
WELL, IT'S SIMPLY A
MATTER OF OPINION

Ma Twaddles-Does the story turn out
happily?
Pa Twaddles- haven't any idea.
Ma T-Why haven't you finished IL?
Pa T-Yes, but IL ends when the prin-
cipal characters get married.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Very Idea!
The Farmer-My son Reuben who's In
Moo York. tells me there's a bank down
thet keeps open day an night
The Storekeepcr turning to his clerk)--
Hear tibet. Jason? An sometimes yew
CRAWL becuz yew have tew work only
from a. m. tew 10 y. m.-Exchange.
The Difference.
Tommy-Pop. What is the difference be-
tween bachelor girl and an old maid?
Tommy's Pop-The only difference my
son, Is whether we are talking about her
behind her back or To her face-Ph4lae-
delphia Record.
Was the VI. ID. Right
Suburban Patient-Doctor. l am sorry
you have had to come so far from your
regular practice.
Doctor-Oh, it's all right. have another
patient In the neighborhood. so can kill
two birds with one stone.-Judge.
sounds Like IL.
Harry. aged four while visiting his
grandparents in the country, heard a
mule bray for the first time
Goodness" exclaimed the little fel-
low, That horsie has whooping cough
awful"
He Was Right.
"In driving" asked the nice young
thing, do you keep TO the left or the
right7'
"If It's an auto" replied sillicus. "you
keep In the scenter.'
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
1T WAS NATURAL.

What happened the night before Christ
mas impelled Mrs. Stella " Wilson, wife
OF John T. Wilson OF ST. Louis, grand
president OF the brotherhood OF Mainte-
nance OF Way Employees. to sue for a
divorce.
She said: mfr. Wilson appeared at a
Christmas eve party at their home, clad
only in his night shirt. and sat in the
parlor all evening dressed that way In the
company of tie young men and women.
How long was the night shirt?" asked
the court
Well ~ hit him about the knees when
he sat down. and that was all he wore.
When sfterward demonstrated with him
he told me there wasn't anything wrong
about Il: that n was Just natural
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
LINEN GOWNS NOW.

Linen gowns are to be In great demand
this summer. and all grades OF weight
are fashionable. from the sheerest TO the
heaviest. Embroidery and lace are both
fashionable trimmings, and while there Is
called hand embroidery as to make one
fairly tired of IL, It must be admitted that
the handsomer embroidered linen gowns
are more beautiful. The price asked for
the most expensive Of these puts them be-
yond the reach OF the great majority, but
fortunately for this same majority there
is great variety Of pattern robes at re-
marksbly low prices. easily made to look
well.-Harper's Bazaar.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
HE ANTICIPATED.

A gentleman travelling in Europe en-
gagged the services OF a draRoman. Ar
rlving at an inn in Austria the traveller
asked his servant to enter his name in
accordance with the police regulations OF
that country. The man replied that he
had already anticipated the order and
registered him as an American gentleman
OF means. But how did you write my
name?" asked the master. II can't ex-
actly pronounce II, but copied IL care
fully from your portmanteau, sir" But
II IL not there" was the reply. Bring
me the book" The register was brought
and revealed. instead of a very plain Eng
lish name OF two syllables, the followed
potentous entry: Monsieur Warranted
Solid Leather Chicago Inter Ocean.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
WHICH is 1T?

Etymologsts are driven 10 pure con-
lecture TO explain the origin Of the word
''capsixe." one OF them suspects that it
comes from the Spanish language, as so
many sailors words do. and may be con-
nected with "cabecear." TO nod the head
In sleep or to pitch as a ship. and with
'capuzar un baxel' TO sink n ship by the
head-"cabeza" meaning head. Another
guess based on tile fact that "capsize" II
an English dialect word for moving n
hogshead by turning II over alternately
on 10 It's two heads-is that the word IL
simply cap" n head. and seize"
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
FINE TOWEL RACK.

For kitchen and glass towels, racks can
be made TO fasten against the wall. Light
wooden framework will support half-inch
maple dowels that can be had from cab
met maker or at hardware store for
two or three cents each The brackets for
the towel rack are each made from three
pices Of pine or white wood two inches
wide and three-quarters OF an inch thick.
The wall strip ls "a inches long, and the
projecting arm is 1s inches. The joint can
be Tapped or mitred and the bracket or
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
A LOGICAL WINNER.

Col Dupont OF Delaware may not bt
as notable figure as the new senator
from the neighboring state Of Maryland
but he has one strong qualification. He
has three times refused to go TO the SEN
ate a. Addicks colleague. The final de-
feat OF Addicks after IL years Of turmoil
leaves Dupont the logical winner Of
the long-vacant seat.-New York World.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
NO PARTISANSHIP.

Logically. Mr.. Williams position wal
correct There is no partisanship In bis
hostility TO the amendment. He did well
To make this clear because the question Is
not one about which tnere should he
party feeling. The practical and hard
headed men In the house will not give
heed 10 sentiment Mr.. Roosevelt must
pay his own way.-Baltimore sun.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
AN EXCLUSIVE.

II seems to have been reserved for the
New York Times TO be excruciatingly
pained by the dedication OF the Christian
Science temple In Boston. and to an
nounoe that II was paid for by the money
Of dupes under the spell OF an old woman
who ought long ago to raVe been In Jail
This is a Times exclusive. so far as heard
from.-Boston Herald
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
THE WAY TO DO 1T

We look for another drive now against
this meddlesome man Roosevelt How
bent the fellow seems TO be that the
world shall be better before his time for
stirring IL up IL past. He pushes In here
and there and the spectators stand aghast
AT the wrongs he exposes But he sees
with vision that Il not dimmed by
selhshness and that looks beyond pocket
books and dividends that the way 10
stop wrongs Is not 10 hush them up but
to show them up.-Hartford Courant.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
The Drift of Things
AS Others See Them

has had no hand In n whatever Hi
adoption OF the remark OF the beiated
spinster This is so sudden is not only
characteristically humorous but entirely
sincere.
Suddenness Is n feature OF the most
succeseful popular demonstrations. This
may turn out TO be one OF that sort
Boston Post
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

They certainly must have had agitation Is far
back 1896 when Dickens Papers from
which Is quoted: Veal pie" said Mr.. Weller as
arranged the the eaables picnic
thing veal pie when YOU lady made
and quite Amt Kittens all though
where's odds when they're
me themselves dinerence?
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
NOT NIGGARDLY.

We trust that the senate will not hesI-
tate to put hack into the civil appro-
priation bill the item of s2s. 900 which
the house struck out on Saturday. The
American people are not niggardiy In
their feeling toward their public servants
and congressman make mistake In
thinking that they are.--New York Times
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

The Arguments made in favor eight hour
aborers before the special city city
hall last evening orceful but temperate
conviction The demand city
reasonable Men employed by other municipalities
the
withheld presen Providence but
speaker reminded committee
through power ballot
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
TODAY'S DIVERSIONS

KEirN's-"when We Were Twenty.
One"
EMPi1E-"The Belle Of Richmond"
Nlckel-Motion Pictures and ILLUSTRATED
Songs.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
THREE TRUTHS.

The more you think Of some people the
iese you think OF them
The business of being a gentleman will
admit Of no vacation.
Politics. like parasois 90 over pretty
women's heade.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
FINE COOKIES.

Boston Cookies: One and one-half cups
sugar, two cups chopped raisins, one cup
butter, one cup sour milk. one-half nut
meg. one-half teaspoonful cloves. ane-
half of cinnamon three eggs. a teaspoon
ful soda, two cups -four.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
A REASON, SURE.

One OF the strange reasons for not wish
ing telephone in the house was given
down In York county. Maine, where the
telephone solicitor found one woman
whose argument was that she didn't want
10 dip into other peoples business
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

There $4,000 women oamorng for the
smoot Doesn't no Is entitled
bit Of sympathy It's bad enough have one
fussing a man, but so 000-wowi
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

Al last there is revolt at Syracuse university. A
fessor has resigned presumably Chancellor
institution appear TO be the
property the Standard
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

Some sometimes wish their wives would
When they porch
In the dim twilight the musical pond
softly calling their mates they wonder where the
good time In when families OF town
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

A DAYS MENU.
BREAKFAST.
Fruit
Lamb chops. Cream potato hash.
Toast. Coffee.
LUNCHEON.
Hot ham toast. Potato salad.
Strawberries Cake.
Tea
DINNER
Okra soup
Broiled steak New potatoes.
Egg saw
Pineapple Bavarian. Cake.
Coffee.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

Now and then Mr. Coburn may regret his refusal
OF senatorship but his poignant
until he that the accepted the honor has
nothing
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
Pertaining to Matters
OF Interest to Women

supporting piece is made fast to the top
and back pieces with screws.-Ladies'
World
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

No doubt Ambassador Reid 90 II that
served that Dorchester which
Mrs. Longwoh. the presidents daughter beside King
Edward.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

would nature OF John u Rockefelers =
reception France that people
humorous people than really
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

The full of Delawares senator Henry Asernon
Du Pont de Nemours hut the
long Addcks.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15
THIS is so SUDDEN.

n is certainly spontaneous move
rrent; no one doubts this fact. Mr.. Bryan
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

THE NEWS PUBLISHING COMPANY, Proprietor.
Der Washfn son Streets, Provfdence, H.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

There will be great many people who previous 10 the
beef inquiry In perfect health who
symptoms OF sickness
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

rhe American hen having her innings egg product
but the poted chicken made Chicago nfamous
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-15

Published Daily Except Subscription Price; $500
per year.
The Jasper news., 1906-09-13

Get your School supplies at New
York Racket.
Mrs Robson went to Denver, Colo,
Monday for an extended visit with her
daughter at that place.
Defiance Starch in ID OF packages 1Oc
at Stratton's.
Mrs George Wade went to Monet
Monday for a few deys visit with rela
tives.
Get you safety razor at New York
Racket.
Frank Baker began attending the
High School at Carthage last Monday.
He goes down each morning and returns
each evening.
Buy you pair of jeans pants oil
Joyce and Lee.
j. M. She ,ts, living nine miles east
OF here, went to Joplin Monday after.
noon. He will return the latter part Of
the week with new automobile which
he recently purchased 10 Joplin.
II you are gong
to build or repair, it win pay you to get
our prices and see our stock, befor,
buying.
Dickson Goodman LII. Co.
The Jasper news., 1906-09-13
Buy your Bale Ties at Wolf Hdw 20

buy your DUE LIES ~ Voi' AAu" W.
A Butler patron off Chicago mail
order house received screen door from
the city recently for which he paid CLIO.
The freight on it was 4G cents. The
same door can be bought In Butler for
81. %, but as the dealers who handle
them do not advertise and evidently
want to keep the matter u secret we
mention no names.-Butler Democrat.
School books and book supplies at
Pitts Drug store.
Joyce j. Lee have very pretty dis
play window of fine leathet suit cases.
telescopes and trunks.
Get fine Candies at New York Rack
ct.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Lyman, and Mr..
Mrs. Hoot Lyman of LosAngeles, Cal.
fornia, are here visiting the family OF
VIC. Kyle. Mr.. aud Mrs. Kyle are the
parents OF both the Mrs. Lymans.
Go to Joyce and Lee for your straw
hat. Any kind.
Convention Call.
The Twelfth Annual Convention oil
the Womans Christian Temperance
Union of the 22nd District Of Missouri
will meet in the NJ + Church, corner oil
7th and Main St., Carthage Mo-, Sept
ember 90 and 81.
The Jasper news., 1906-09-13

Get Granite Ware, Tin Were, Gsi.
vanizedWare and Dishwsro ~ NawYoek
Racket.
While 10 town Wednesday mosAing
w. q. Kyle. who lives three and .
quater miles northeast Of here, made
this Office . pleasant call, and incident.
ally dropped . dollar in tho ill Tor the
News another year.
Get one OF those 20 cent Steel 6kiliits
best made 1t New York Racket.
Dr.. Hope informs Us that he exp sots
to get his Office fixtures movsd hsss The
latter part Of the week or The asssr Il
next. His once will b 10 The wells
Block.
DE5 ARC HANDLE FACTORY
Des Arc. Iron County. No. Msnusse-
turers Of Hickory Handles sf oil kiads,
including Coal Pick. r. r. Plot, Axe,
Sledge, Striking Hammers, etc. WIZ
ship in any quantities from s dsEsa up
Write for prices.
L. Faskins who vss tormAy . resi-
don't Of this place. end quite prsnia-
ent cattle man. and whs 10 new II the
live stock commission business u Kan
sas City, was In this city lest Friday
and Saturday on business.
Just received . nice, rsw lins Of
trunks aud suit cases,
Joyce and Leo
The Jasper news., 1906-09-13

Wanted:-Two apprentice girls.
Mrs e Z Campbell.
Mrs Clyde Wallar and sou of Sarcoxie
are in this city visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hi Hendricks.
Follow the crowd, if you want good
building material at the lowert prices.
We haue it.
Dickson Goodman LII. Co.
A woman worries until she gets
wrinkles, then worries because she bias
them. If she takes HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea she would have neither.
Fright, smiling face follows its use. 80
cents, Tea or Tablets. Sold by j. X.
Scho1ler
Miss Fannie Milton formerly of this
place, spent Sunday with home folks.
Miss Milton has been attending college
10 Carthage for the past few months
but now holds position as stenogra-
pher for prominent Hardware firm at
that place.
| Remember we are head quarters fos
ladies furnishings. Wait for our new
cloaks. skirts and furs.
J Mrs. G. f. Campbell.
Miss. Minnie Wright of Rookie I'd.
Illinois, is visiting her sister, Mrs. w.
@. Mackey, in this city.
Get in the habit of going to the West
Yard for your building material it viii
pay you.
Dickson Goodman LII. Co.
There was about sixty tickets sold
from here to Carthage last Tuesday
There was rate Of fifty cents for thu
round trip on account of the Hagenbecl
circus.
Plenty of Woven Wire Fencing of al
kinds at Wolf Hdw Co.
| Fifty pair first class shoes worth
$3.50 to $3.50 for 81 90 per pair.
] j d. Harbur.
| j j Helm and wife Of Dawson, Neb
raska, left for their home Wednesda.
morning after weeks visit with thei
daughter, and family, Mrs. G. W
Stratton.
! All who know themselves indebted t,
me, call and settle at once.
j, Mrs G E Campbell.
Roe Hendricks OF Sioux City, Iowa
and Will Hendricks of Greenfield, Mo.
, are visiting friends and relatives in thi
, city this week.
We are again we'll supplied with Goa
having just received new car. H. L
Tallman, at the Jasper Elevator. 3Stf
On another page OF this issue Of til
News will be found the financial state
ment of the First National Bank, whicl
shows that institution to be in excellsp
condition financially
Get your school ribbons at the Ne,
York Racket.
The w. o. +. U. will meet at tn
Baptist Church Sept. ii, at one o'cloc
prompt. Every member is requested t
be resent fer the election of officer
and to elect delegates to the Distrie
Convention to be held at Carthage th
20 aud 2lst OF Sept. An urgent reques
10 extended to Ill to be present Frida
afternoon at o no O'Clock. Come all.
NC. Cline.
Get your Stationery at New Yor
Racket.
The Jasper news., 1906-09-13
Here and There

buy your neckwear at Joyce and Lee
Judge hubbard was 10 Alba Tuesday.
Plenty Of Bale Ties at Wolf Hdw Co.
Mrs John Weston Is reported quite
sick,
Get School Supplies at New York
HAcket.
Nttls Emma Dodd who has been
cutie sick 10 on the improve this week.
Crandsll Bros. will always pay the top
Of the market for Beef Hides. tt
3 Ward and Hackett shipped o car of
cattle 70 Carterville last Friday.
We want your trade, and will give
you full value for your money call and
IN our stock.
Dickson Goodman Lib. Co.
Geo Purcel Of Kansas City is visiting
With his brother-in. law, 81. Gather, and
family, west Of town.
"A @ Burch will>be located 10 his new
quArters at the Lpstofiice In about one
xsek with nice, new stock OF jewelry,
stationery, cigars and tobaccos.
The Jasper news., 1906-09-13

Get your Stationery at New York
Racket. q.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-08
CHICAGO STRIKE METHODS.
Picket Tells How He Tied Up the
Teams

CHICAGO, December S.-Michael Murphy
one of the pickets during the teamsters
strike was on the stand when the Shea
trial was resumed today. He told at length
regarding numerous assaults upon nom
union men in which he had taken part
The witness said that while he was act
ing as picket at the plant of the Schultz
paper box factory jerry Mccarthy bust
ness agent of the Truck Drivers Union
drove up and told him to prevent all
wagons from leaving the factory with any
goods He declared that in obedience to
this order he prevented the wagons of the
Schultz company from delivering any paper
boxes TO the shoe house of SELF, SchWab IL
Company because the men at the latter
place were on strike
The witness then told of going to the
power house of the Union Traction Com
pany of Milwaukee avenue and of prevent
ing the delivery of coal to the company
Murphy then told of going to the power
house of the Union Traction Company on
Hobbie street. in company with other pick
ets whom he mentioned by name.
What did you do there?" asked Assistant
States Attorney Miller
I'VE tied wires across the street so that
teams could not pass. We also ran a car
that it could not be moved. Then We placed
bricks in the center of the street so that
wal ons could not pass, and about that
time we were driven off by the police
The direct examination of Murphy was
concluded shortly before noon, but Judge
Ball ordered a recess before the croSS-ex-
animation commenced.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-08
DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.
Controversy Arises Over Disposition
of Entertainment Proceeds

There was considerable comment today in
| Episcopal Church circles anent the contro-
versy that has arisen between Bishop Sat
terlee and Rev. Ernest c. Smith, rector of
St. Thomas Church, over the disposition of
the fund to be derived from the benefit per-
Torrance to be given at the Belasco The
alter under the auspices of the women of
st. Thomas parish, December II. Rector
Smith says the entertainment will be given
for the benefit of what is known as 1.-The
bishop of Washington fund" Bishop Sat
terlee, on the other hand, has declared tina t
the proceeds of the affair will be for the
benefit of the parish. and not the bishops
fund. Communications from both the bishop
and the rector have appeared In The Star.
Bishop Satterlee is reported to have said
last night:
Il have nothing further to say than what
is in my letter. All l can say is that the
benefit given by the women of st. Thomas
Church is not for the bish p of Washington
fund"
Mr.. Warner, the bishops secretary said
| in behalf of the bishop, in answer to the
question whether the proceeds will be re-
fused when offered: The bishop will lay
the matter before the trustees, and they
In discussing the question, the Rev. Mr..
Smith said: II say that the benefit which
the women of the church are interested in
is for the bishop of Washington fund
Bishop Satterlee or all the other bishops in
the country have nothing to say about what
goes on among the people of my church
The bishop is only one of the twenty-five
trustees Of the fund, just as / am. His say
ing thing Is or is not SO does not change
1t, and I repeat what said in my letter
the women of the church are arranging the
benefit for the bishop of Washington fund"
When asked If Bishop Satterlee could
bring the matter to an issue. he replied:
1.-The only thing he can do is to call spe-
cial meeting of the trustees and have them
vote on the question but until that time
continue to say that the entertainment to
be given on Monday December II, is for
the much-discussed fund"
Bishop Satterlee. 1t is said, is not in favor
of giving entertainments for the purpose of
raising funds. He thinks that gifts should
be laid on the altar without question as to
what should be done with them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-08
ATTORNEY DECIDES.
Policemen May Not Reside Outside Of
the District

All members of the police force must re-
side within the boundaries of the District
A requirement to this effect has been in the
District statutes for some time, but it was
never drastically enforced. Corporation
Counsel Thomas, in an opinion to the Com
missioners today, however, holds that it is
in full effect. This opinion probably will
have little effect upon the department as a
whole. because not more than two men
have homes in Maryland or Virginia now,
but it will prove as a source of considerable
disappointment to several policemen who
were contemplating buying coy little homes
and living outside of the District.
Mai. Sylvester, chief of police, received a
letter several days ago from Crandal
Mackey, as attorney for Privates H. c.
Shepard and j. s. Kuster of the seventh
precinct, located in Georgetown, who have
purchased homes in Alexandria county, Va
Mr.. Mackey stated that his clients are
anxious to move into their country resi-
denees with their families. "They will be
in easy reach of their station house." he
said. land one of them will be much nearer
his command than at present. Both men
are willing to put in telephones. Rents are
high in Georgetown and respectable vacant
houses hard to find. and it would be hard
ship upon these officers to enforce regula-
tons against them residing in the coun-
try"