The Washington times., 1906-08-12

nudin your shores of the tyrants
yoke they're yours 10 command.
General De Vega was overcome
with Joy TO condscate my condolences
of his conspiracies and predicAmenis'
He tried 20 embrace me across the
table but his fatness, and the VINE
that was not in the bottles prevented
Thus was ! welcomed INTO the Iai'AS
OF hljbusttry. Then the seiefal man
told me his country had the name OF
Guatemala. and was the greatest na-
ton laved by any ocean Whatever
anywhere. He looked AT me with tears
in his eyes, and from time to time he
would emit the remark. An big.
strong. brave mans. That Is what my
country need
..GereraI DE Vega. as was the name
IN. (which he denounced himself,
l,rouebt out document for me to
vi.rn which / did. maxim a fine -four
isb and curlycuc with the tail Of
the y
your passage money says the
general. buslntRsliSe. shall from your
pay be deduct
Twill not says I, naughty. III
pay my own passage A hundred ana
clshtv dollars l had in my inside
pocket. and twas no common fhbus-
ter I was goin' TO be, hlibusterin' for
me boakd aud clothes.
"The steamer was 10 sail IN two
hours. and I went ashore TO get some
things together Ia need. When came
aboard I showed the general with
pride. the outfit Twas a fine chin
chilla overcuat. Arctic overshoes, FUR
cap. and earmuffs. with elegant fleece
lined gloves and wooden mutfler.
d" 'Carrambos" saws the litue general
What clothes are these that shall go
20 the tropics And then the little l.
peen laughs. and he calls the captain,
and the captain calls the purser. ana
they pipe up the chief engineer. and
the whole gang leans against the cab
IN and laughed at Clancy's wardrobe
for Guatemala.
I reflects a bit serious. and asks
the general again 20 dominate the
terms by which his country Is called.
lie tells me. and I see then that twas
the tother one. Kamchatka. / had in
,mind. Since then I've had difficulty
in separatln' the two nations IN name,
climate. and geographic disposition.
Il paid my passage dol
lara. first cabin-and ate at table with
the officer crowd. Down on the lower
deck was a gang OF secoQd-class pas
seugers, about forty OF them. seemin
10 be Dagoes and the Ike. I wonder
ed what so many Of them were goin'
along for
'Weu. then. in three days We sailed
alongside that Guatemala Twas a
blue country, and not yellow. as 'tis
miscoIored on the map. We landed at
"a town on the coast where a train Of
cars. was waitin' for a dinky little
railroad. The boxes on the steamer
were brought ashore and loaded on the
cars. The gang Of Dagoes got aboard
too. the general and me IN the front
car. Yes. me and General De Vega
headed the revolution. as It pulled out
Of the seauort town. That train truv-
cd about as fast as a policeman
Eoiu' 10 a riot. II penetrated the most
conspicuous lot Of fuzzy scenery ever
seen outside Il geography. We run
some forty miles I'm seven hours and
the train stopped, There was no more
railroad. Twas a sort Of camp IN
damp gorge full of wilduess and mel
aucholies They was gradiu' and chop
pin out the forests ahead 10 continue
the road Here says I 20 myself IS
the romantic haunt OF the revolution
lists Here will Clancy. by the virtue
that is in a superior race and the in
CulCaUCu OF Feuian tactics. strike a
tremendous blow for liberty.