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Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
Oppose Proposed Treaty
BY Associated Press.

STOCKHOLM, Sept. 15.-The invita-
tion rendered by the United States to
Sweden to conclude a copyright treaty
is meeting with heated opposition on
the part of the publicists. The sale OF
books to the United States is an mex
haustible and valuable source of income
TO Swedish-American publishers and II
was contended that the treaty would
kill this business.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
Bryan to Speak in Ohio
BY Associated Press.

COLUMBUS, Ohio, Sept. 15-Chair-
man CARRIER of the Democratic state
executive committee stated today that
w. j. Bryan will speak in Ohio during
the coming campaign, and Governor
Folk of Missouri may also speak here.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
COAST

Benjamin Ide Wheeler, president OF
Stanford university, ftays "fonetic"
spelling.
Passengers ON steamer oregon have
narrow escape when vessel strikes
rocks near Valdez.
In a dream Oakland woman foretells
fathers death.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
LocAL

Frank RudisiI, Los Angeles unluck-
lest boy. victim In Ventura wreck.
Mrs. Scheck tells The Herald the
story of her life.
Long Beach and Santa Fe cars crash
on Fourteenth street
Schools viii open on Monday.
oil queen and board of public works
clash.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
EASTERN

Jack Frost visits New York. the mer-
hours.
Three drown in lower bay at New
York when launch capsizes
w. j. Bryan welcomed to Virginia by
state.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
THE DAYS NEWS
FORECAST

Southern California;: Fair and
warmer Sunday; fresh west wind.
Maximum Temperature In Los An
geIes yesterday, 73 degrees; mini
mum, 81 degrees.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
FOREIGN

Fighting continues in Cuba and in
tervention may result within few
days.
General Trepoff dies suddenly at
Peterhcf.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-16
Robbers Secure $4,000
BY Associa ted Press.

BISM MARCK, N. D.. Sept. 15.-Rob-
bers blew open the safes in the two
banks at Underwood early today, Sc
curing about $4,000, and escaped. A
posse is after them.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1906-11-17
Mt without Guidance.

But. though God has made us free
agents. hc has not left us without guild
ance He has put within each one OF
us a moral aud spiritual compass
This moral and spiritual compass is
called conscience II tells us what we
ought to d. II distinguishes for us
the difference between wrong and
right. And. like every other compass.
Il would keep us OIL the rocks of evil
aud guide Us into channels OF justice
and purity aud truth God puts within
each one Of Us moral aud spiritual
compass which shows us when we do
wrong. for we are made after Gods
image Therefore God has given 10
US the means TO be Just and true and
good as he is just and pure and true
and good.
But alas. alas Instead Of following
the headings OF our conscience we have
wandered on into the paths 81 sin We
have done what our conscience has
warned us not 10 do Today our con.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-07-26
GREAT CARNIVAL WEEK.
Next Week to be Gala Time For
Denison People

The Heinz Carnival Company will
be in Denison for five days of next
week and great amount of fun is
The carnival differs from
a street fair in that it is a private
concern given by a company just as
is circus. In Denison four bust
ness men have undertaken the local
of the carnival. but
neither the business men as whole
nor the Commercial Club are par
ticipating in the responsibility al
though heartily sympathy with the
promoters.
The Carnival company has recently
been in Eagle Grove and in Carroll
and the local parties interested prom |.
Use fine entertainment and lots of
fun for one and all. There will be
number of good free attractions as
we'll as the ones for which admis-
sion is charged and there will be a
number of side attractions not direct
ly attached to the carnival Co.
The whole promises lively week
for Denison and surrounding coun-
try. One need not patronize the
pay attractions unless he wishes but
can come in and see the free shows,
listen to the two free bands and par
ticipate in the fun and excitement Of
genuine carnival time.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-07-26
SECOND BROOD OF THE GOBLIN
MOTH

The second brood of the Goblin
moth often does much damage to the
apple crop in Iowa. In northern
Iowa this brood will probably begin
to hatch about August 10th and south
rem Iowa about two weeks earlier.
Since from rs per cent to 80 percent
of the eggs of this brood are usually
laid on the leaves it is important in
fighting it that the foliage be thor
oughly covered by the spray. The
spraying should be done before the
eggs hatch 1t is best to use Dor
deaux mixture with the paris green.
or other arsenical poison, as directed
in Bulletin No. IS of the Iowa Exper-
iment Station.
The Station Horticulturist would
be pleased to have those who spra
their apple orchards for the second
brood of the Goblin moth leave few
trees unsprayed for comparison with
the sprayed trees and report to him
the results together with the date
of treatment and the kind of spray
mixture used.
S. A. BEACH, Horticulturist.
Ames, Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-07-26
PLAY FOR sloo a SIDE.
Manning and Manila Play Series Of
Three Games for $1OO Side.

The Manning and Manila teams
will play series of three games for
a purse of 500 side and 60 and 40
of the gate receipts. The first game
was played at Manila last Friday,
the second game will be played in
Manning and they will toss a coin to
decide where the third game will be
played. Following is a list of play
ers from which the two teams will
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-07-26

Miss Mabel Haworth. left last
Saturday to visit relatives in Sioux
Falls, S. D.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-07-26

Get a Review Map.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

German schoolmasters are said to
have had much to do with the victory
OF the Germans in their late war with
France. and in this connection Sir
Henry Roscoe tells this incident Of his
Inspection of the professional school IN
ROucu. France. Among the usual oh
jccts noted with surprise Prussiun
soldiers helmet. ON being asked why
he placed 1t there the schoolmastcr
stated that 10 was picked up I'm the
streets of Roucn during the German
Invasion. Ana hc added that II was of
great service to him. for when the
scholars did not attend TO their work
be- used T. bring this down and put It
IN hts desk and. pointing 10 1t, say:
'Now, if you do not make progress and
learn properly this will happen to you
again The surcst way TO bring It
upon you * ~ neglect your studies and
grow mp In Ignorance and to become In.
fcrior In iutcllcctlPl training. The
display of that helmet explained the
director. never falls To bring the blush
OF shame to The checks of my students
and 10 ''usc their patriotism md their
zeal for their studics'"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

OFTEN ~ | have seen Notrc Dame,
the marvel of 1t never grows less. 20
TO Paris with no thought or time for il.
busy about many other things. and
then ON my way over one of the
bridges across the river perhaps / see
II again on its island the beautiful
towers high above the hlSh roofs Of
houses and palaces. and the view, now
50 familiar. strikes me atrcSh with all
the wonder Of my first impression.
The wonder only seems greater II
turn, as | am always tempted TO. and
walk down the quays ON the left bank.
the towers before me and with every
step coming more and more complete.
ly together, 10y the ront Neuf, TO the
island and at last 10 the great square
where Notrc Dame fronts me in its
superb calm. Elizabeth Robins Pen
nell in Century.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

"A lot Of women seem TO be possessed
these days of am ambition to learn the
trade Of diamond cutting" the New
York sun reports one jcwclcr as say
ing. Every little while an applicant
for n situation rs an apprentice gives
us a call. But we cant afford TO give
them II trial. They can never master
the nrt. In other branches Of the Jew.
clry trade women have made some I'm.
qualified successes. Not one Of Ewes
daughters, from royalty down. should
say. that isn't an artist in the wearing
of diamonds. Many are we'll verscl
in the tricks of buying and scllin.; them.
whi.c others give excellent satisfaction
Ia polishing and preparing them
for the market But when 1t comes to
the real cutting Of the stones they lack
the patience. judgment and steadinrss
of nerve which constitute the experts
stock in trade"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

In all the civilized countries Of the
world thirteen Is referred to as being
somebody's dozen" In America.
Australia. Great Britain prcScnt day
ana several other lands that number is
said to bakers dozen" In Italy it
is referred 10 us the "cobblcr's dozen"
there being n tradition that there was
formerly a law which compelled cob
blcrs TO put twelve tacks or nails round
the edge of boot heel. Finally when
the nails became cheap, a center nail
was driven for luck.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
WHrncd In Time,

A man visiting lunatlc asylum re-
Gently was conycrsiug with some Of
the outdoor patients when IA man rode
NJ on horseback The pace called for
comment among the party, and one Of
the patients said he had seen a horse
running much faster than that one.
"Oh," exclaimed the visitor soto voce,
Il have seen a horse dying" "Dinna
let the doctor hear ye sayin' that, my
man" ntcriectcd an old Scotch luna
tic There's foul In here for FAR less
than tleeiu' horses"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

"Tahc hand?" qucrcd Smith as
Jones stood watching the poker game
at the club.
"No. Quit"
whats the mattcr-cold fcct?"
NO ! always come cut loser
Il never saw you lose in my life"
81 know you never saw me, but
lose. If happen to win little here,
my wife Smillngiy insists on my diyid-
ing my winnings when l 60 home If
lose, get lecture on the evils Of
gambling, and the next day, in order
town to the amount lost. II tell
her camc out just even, she takes half
the money TO prevent my losing all l
have, so am bound To lose"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
CITY ORDINANCES.
Ordinance Mo. 21n.

BE 1t ordained by the City Council of
the City of Ardmore:
Section /. For parading the streets
or alleys of the City of Ardmore with
a band, with or without wagons, for
the advertisement of circuses or other
kinds of shows, known as circuses,
shall pay license of 500 for each pa.
radc.
This orlinanc shall take effect af
ter its passage and publication. All
other ordinances in conflict with this
ordinance are hereby repealed
Passed and approved this ;he 17th
day of September 1906.
r. w DICK, Mayor.
Attest:
G. II. BRUCE, City Clerk
First published Sept. is, 1906.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
CLUB MEETS TUESDAY NIGHT.
Will Consider the Proposition Of Build.
ina a Warehouse.

The regular meeting Of the CONNER.
cial Club will be held Tuesday night
at the city hall The meeting is one
Of great importance and bushes
which is to the interest of all Ardmore
citizens to consider will come up The
main question to come before the
meeting is the cotton warehouse prop
osltion. Tuesday night the committee
'appr hted by the club to take up that
mater will report and also the dircc.
tors OF the club who met Friday after.
ucon to consider this proposition w'.l
maze their recommendation. Othe.
things of interest will be taken up,
and all who are financially or any
othC" way interested in Ardmore aie
invited to attend whether MEMBER
or not.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Compiled by the Guaranty Abstract
Company Of Pauls Valley.
Myrtle Carnes to j. r. Manning, so
\, section 81. . \. f., $500.
Perry NJ. Kerr to Birdie Sawyer,
lots 3. t, 10, II, -, block II, Kerr
addition to Pauls Valley, $40.
Davis 4 Hall TO Geo. Fletcher, 80
A. section 27 l y. r., Sl0O.
W. w. Sanford To Harriet Lodge
part of lots 6 and :, block 1872 Sui
phur. secs.
Sam Nichols TO Mutual Trust Co.
go \. section If, n. 8 r., $1,000.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

Mrs Knicker-Does your husband
ever complain II his buttons are miss
ing? Mrs. Bocker-No; he has 10
fasten so many Of mine that he
wouldn't have time for his own, any.
way.-New York sun
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

Intrepidity is an extraordinary
strength Of soul. which raises il above
the troubles disorders and emotions
which the sight of great pcrils can
arouse in IT, by this strength heroes
maintain calm aspect and preserve
their rcas y and liberty In the most
surprising and terrible accidents
Rochefoucauld.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
Her Suggestion.

Mistress don't want you to have
SO much company, You have more
callers in n day than have in a
week nomestlc-Well. mum, perhaps
II you'd try to be little more agree
able you'd have ms many friends as
| have.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

\ six months scholarship emitting
ho student TO any or all studies IN
any or all departments, and a new
Oliver typewrite: tor Sl0O. Selyidge
business College. 7u
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
For Sale.

Modern cottage, hardwood floors, MI
N1N232 very desirable location, south,
west, S3S0u. Brick cottage, four rooms,
desirable location, northwest, $500.
Desirable lot for fine dwelling, south.
west, $500.
o. NJ. REDFIELD, Real Estate
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
SIS Reward.

Strayed or stolen from Oil Springs
On night of September 18th, 1906,
me dark bay horse about 16 hands
high, branded (horse shoe BARI on
eft hip, shod all around; fresh scar
rom rope burn on left hind foot.
VIII pay $15 for information leading
to rccoverey of horse. Address
DIR. w. Il. BOGlE, or
BUCK GARRETT,
Chief of Police,
C&w Ardmore, |. L
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
act on the liver as well. Especially
good for treatment of back'ache ADD
rheumatism. Sold by Holman Drug
Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

Let Mrs. Dunlap show you her line
of beautiful dress goods and boys
and mems shirt goods Phone 574
before a. m. and after p. m 23-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

Nou can get an extra large writing
tablet at Ramsey's for SC. All other
items in school supplies at low prices,
too. 3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

We're boosting our Mems and BOYS
Clothing and Furnishing departments;
they deserve il, and you'll say the
same after an examination.
WESTHEIMER & DAUBE
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

An agreeable cure for headaches
one that cures without producing diz,
ziness, nausea or any other unpleas-
ant effects Ramsey's Headache
Elixir. Never falls to cure headaches.
25 cents. b..
l6 RAMSEY, Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

Be at war with your vices, at peace
with your neIghbors and let every year
find you q better man.--Franklin.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
LOST.

LOST-Sunday between fl3 7th ave
ME and north Washington, a gold
class pin. Engraved on one side A.
RI p; on other side B. NJ. \. '9s.
Finder leaYe at Ardmorelte for suit
able reward. 1872
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
eussles, 5uasles.

BiNens, Corhn & FrenSley have In
. line OF new buggies,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
MARKET REPORTS
(By f. E. Gulllot & Co, members OF
New Orleans Cotton Exchange.)
COTTON MARKET.

Ardmore, Sept 1S.-The following
are the quotations for today:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

See the new Hoolens at
19-lm ]. J. STOLFA.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

Positively the newest things in belts,
collars and ties.
WESTHEIMER & DAUBE,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

We're boosting our Mems and Boys
Clothing and Furnishing Departments; ;
they deserve it. and you'll say the
same after an examination.
WESTHEIMER & DAUBE
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

WANTED--A No. /, solicitor. No boys
need apply, permanent place with
good salary tor the right man. APP
ply in person at
THE WEST END GROCERY.
1913 West Main Street
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

Inc Daily Ardmoreite, soc a month.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
Ordinance No. 211.


BE it ordained by the City Council
of the City of Ardmore:
Section /. Any one dealing in what
is known as Ionghorn or any beverage
known by whatever name, shall keep
blinds from their windows, remove
screens and all other distractions, so
that the interior of all places of bus
mess can be seen. Any one violating
this ordinance shall be guilty of a
misucmeanor. and upon conviction
snau be punishable by fine not
exceeding S25 for each offense.
This ordinance shall take effect after
its passage and publication.
Passed and approved this the 17tn
day OF September. 1906.
r. w. DICK, Mayor.
Attest:
G, II. BRUCE, City Clerk.
First published Sept. is, 1906.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
ExCUR SIONS.

EXCURSIONS.
Santa Fe.
Summer excursions on sale daily:
Lampasas, Texas, s9.S5.
San Angelo, Texas, s13.75.
Galveston, Texas, s1765.
Matagorda. Texas, 1870.
Boerne. Texas, $17.55.
Waring, Texas. $1S05
Comfort, Texas, $685..
Kerville Texas, S19.05.
Special excursion to Mexico Ctr,
Mex, Sept. 3rd to 14th. Rate s36.
w. A. DASHIELL. T. A.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
Frisco.

Frisco.
Frisco, will sell tickets % y
points on their line at one and one
third fare.
w. a. DAStIEL.L, T. A.
]. W. hARING. T. p. A. Sherman
Texas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

WANTED-Men to learn the barber
trade. Scholarship includes com.
plcte outfit of tools, diplomas and
positions. Board and room provided
Few weeks completes by this meth.
cd. Special inducements now, Cat.
alogue mailed free. Moler Barber
College, Kansas City, Mo. 1876
WANTED-A cook. Apply Mrs. r.
w. Randol. litt
WANTED-Old clothes. Paying good
prices. Call on or write, II. Fink,
lOi n. Caddo street. 5-l9
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18

G.. II. BRUCE, City Clerk.
First published Sept. is, 1906.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-09-18
New York Futures.
New Orleans Futures.
Spots and Sales.
GRAIN.


sale 80.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-06-14
A Frog 10 The Rescue.
on

One day a couple of my
friends were sitting on the river
bank when they heard the cry
of frog in distress. Follow
ing the direction from which
the sound came, they discover
ed a snake in the act of swal-
lowing a frog. Just then an.
other frog, evidently attracted
by the distressing cries OF its
mate in jeopardy, hoped up'to
the scene of action. For a mo-
ment it sat blinking at the enc
my; then leaped forward, seized
the snake by the neck and
tugged it Into the river. The
water quickly poured between
the snakes distended jaws anG
it was, of course, compelled t
release it's victim in order t
escape drowning. This i
promptly did, and the liberated
frog swan away with it,
plucky mate, while the baffiet
snake wiggled as best it coult
to the shore. -Woman's Hom
Companion.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-06-14
Now in.

Two single span steel bridges
have been put in one mile
north of the city on the Warren
gravel road, over the two
branches between the Owen
Sparks farms.
They stand as monuments to
the business men of Monroe
the Queen of the Prairies, for
although they are in Marion
County, had it not have been
for them, two cheap wooden
bridges would have been built
by the Marion county court.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-06-14
Protect Your
Vitality
Wood Bros, Sensible Advice TO Take
: Care of the Digestion


: Care of the Digestion
Die you ever stop to think of
the duty that you owe to your
self and to your family to pro-
tect your vitality, SO that your
powers may be always at their
best?
Just consider yourself a won
derfu, and complicated machine
perpetually working and wear
ing out.
The vital part of the human
machine is the stomach. When
it is strong and acts naturally,
so that digestion is perfect and
the food that furnishes our
steampower is stimulated, and
the waste properly removed,
then we can do our best work
and get the most enjoyment out
of life.
On the other hand, if the
stomach gives out, all the vital
organs will soon become weak
ened aud diseased There will
be headaches, backaches, pains
in the sides and limbs, specks
before the eyes, loss of appe'
tlte, sleeplessness, weakness and
debility.
Wood Bros, very sensibly ad,
wise people to take care of the
digestion by Strengthening the
stomach with Mi-o-na tablets, a
remedy which they absolutely
guarantee is positive cure fol
all stomach troubles, except
cancer OF the stomach, and sell
it with the understanding tina
it costs oLhing unless i
cures
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-06-14
Bird s Spring Clothes

There are number of birds
that put on fresh, bright, beaut-
iful clothes for their spring
weddings, These birds, when
they mate, change their somber
dress Of gray or brown for
plumes of gold and scarlet.
Thus the warrior bird Of Ger.
many puts on for the mating
season a ruff of many bright
hues, while the female dOns a
cap of white.
The grebe's wedding dress is
Two tufts of brilliant blue feath'
ers. They stand like horns
upon his head. They enhance
his beauty greatly.
The gnat catcher is a dull
brown bird, but in the spring
his plumes turn a beautiiu
green.
The fire weaver's W d d {
dress is the most splendid OF
all, says the New Or e n
Times. Democrat. This bird,
sober fellow in the W int ter
wears, when he takes a wife,
dress of bright red.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-06-14
PUT A CRIMP IN HER.

A woman, usually gowned in
red and black fair and busting,
suggestive of a modern Mrs.
Malapron, rides d o W II t o W n
frequently and never tails to
say when paying her fare:
Conductor, let me off at my
husbands bank" Many con
ductors have learned to know
the Goddess in Red and many
regular passengers have smiled
at her command, given in a
voice loud enough to be heard
throughout the entire car. To
day, however, wag put the
Dug" ou her for fair In the
momentary hush which followed
the giving of her command 10
the conductor the joker grew
chesty. and pompously yelled
Conductor, kindly put me off
at my old woman's apple stand!'
Ia bleaux, philadelphia B u :
letin..
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-06-14
The English Language

A farmer was trying to plough
With a jackass hitched up to a
cough.
When they kicked up a terrible
rough.
Said the farmer: Its hard, l
allough
l could do near as we'll with a
sough;
1 will rest meath the shade of
this bough.
Such driving for me is too
rough;
I've had of it nearly enougb; ,
I'll give this old jackass a
cough
And quit. for I'm in quite a
hough, So
And ploughing is almig hty
tough.
with farming I'm glad to be
through
My wife, she is tired of it,
tough;
We're wet with rain and the
dough,
And ploughing has made me
quite blougf.
I'll sell out and pocket the
dough,
To the city I'll glad enough
cough,
I'll through down the shovel
and hough;
In Wall street my money I'll
blough.
my wife has contracted a
cough,
IT'S time for US both to be
ough"
New York Sun.