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OFFERS.

It is said that the little Castellane children sing Everybody Works But Father beautifully in French, h,-Atlan- ta Constitution.
 Colonel Pepper-"so you aln't sur prised at tn majahs marvin a Bos- ton school marm?" Colonel Bludgood-- No, sah! He always was fond of sour mashes, the majah was. Puck.
 Mrs, Nexdore--A prominent judge Of vocal music tried my daughters voice to-day and MT. Pepprey--Well, if he had called me as a witness I'm sure he'd have given verdict of guilty :" Philadelphia Press.
 T thought you said you couldn't live without me- sneered the girl.
 "So I did answered the man.
 Yet you're living.' No; I'm not. Just boarding; that's | Iall."--Louisville Courier-Journal. An odd advertisement appears in a German newspaper, ip which tempt ing offer is made in these words: Any body who can prove that my tapioca is damaging to health will at once re- ceive three packets gratis, ,"-New York Tribune.
 Why is it that the performances of so very few musicians please you?" Well, answered MT Cumrox, Ito tell you the truth, I don't know much about it. I am merely going by what the musicians say of one another. Wash ington Star.
 Dear Teacher-Johnnie spell tomb. :"
 Johnnie-T T-o-m-b, tomb.
 Dear Teacher--Now, Johnnie give a definition of tomb.
 Johnnie-It's like the spare bed, only you have to be dead first.-ln- dianapolis Star.
 Tt is hoped that in the course of time this malady called grip will disappear said the physician. Tt won't disap- pear" answered the skeptic. Fashions merely change, and people will go back to the custom of saying they have bad colds. Philadelphia Press
 What is the meaning of the word 'Aperture?' Class-"An open ing" Teacher Which one of you can construct a sentence with the word in it?' Bright Pupil Confidently The big stores are now having their regu- lar spring apertures, 1" n Baltimore American.
 Miss Spruce-"They say that French play ought not to be allowed on the stage"
 Mrs. Bruce--"It isn't so at all. We went to see it last night and were aw- fully disappointed; there wasn't any thing shocking in 1t at all!"-Detroit Free Press.
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A Little Why.

It isn't so very far to go till we come to the road of the Resting Land lts only a little way to plod, and then we'll know and understand; Ard the thorns that grow in the road and tear will all give way to blos- s0mS sweet.
 And the causeway stones that we know to-day win never be felt by wound ed feet.
 It isn't so very far to go; we've only to walk a little way A little way in the suns pure light little way in the shadows gray And then perhaps the dreams you dreamed, and the towering castles that sometimes grew, Will all be yours to know again-will all come Hitting back to youl It isn't so very far for you--a little way and the light will glow A sip of sweets from the brimming cup, and then the dregs that the soul must know,
 From the rosy morn when the blood runs warm to the frosted brow and the narrow way, It, seems q span that is all too brief to brief the time we have to stay!
 Milwaukee Sentinel
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Orange streets, the Davenport Hotel corner, or the Heaton property, corner of Temple and Crown streets. Any such locat,on would be cheaper to the city in the long run than to build and maintain a costly palace on the Green.
 New Haven should have good work ing library, but the city's many needs in other directions should be consider ed before 1t indulges in Greclan tenn ples. ECONOMY.
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District of New Haven. ss. Probate
 Court, March 9th, 1908. ESTATE OF JOEL w. s. PECK, late late of
 New Haven. in said District deceased. account with said estate to this Court for allowance 1t is
 ORDERED, That the 21st day of March, 1906u at ten o'clock in the fore noon, at Q Court of Probate to be held at New Haven, in said District, be and on the allowance of said account, and this Court directs that notice of the time and place of said hearing be given by publishing this order three times in some newspaper having a circulation in said District.
 By the Court.
 GEORGE W. CRAWFORD. ms St Clerk.
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THE WEEKLY IOURNAT. 'sSsaed Thursdays. One DoAlnf xeua
ADVERTISING RATEa

situations. Wants. Rents- and otneF small advertisements, One Cent Word each insertion. Five Cents Word for Null week
 Display advertisements. per inch. ons insertion. Sl.3o each subsequent 1nser- ton. 20 cents; one week. S5.2o; one month. S1o: cns year. s4O.
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District of New Haven. ss Probate Court, March g., 1906 late of New Haven, in said District deceased.
 The Executor having exhibited an administration account with said estate to this Court for allowance, 1t is March, 1906, at ten o'clock in the fore- noon, at Court of Probate to be held at New Haven. in said District be and the same is appointed for hearing on the allowance of said account, and this and place of said hearing be given by publishing this order athree times in some newspaper having circula- tion in said District.
 By the Court.
 GEORGE W. CRAWFORD,
 m10 3t3tA Clerk.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-12

The United States army is to have at last it's new sabre This is a question which was under consideration for long time by experts on the general staff, who were guided toward their inn portant decision by reports received from the military observers who were present with the Russian and Japanese troops in Manchuria. Many objections were made to the old sabre, and these faults have been corrected in the new type of weapon. After the general staff had evolved a sample sabre it became necessary to make several of the im- plements in order to settle some minor questions of weight, center of gravity, exact length of blade, etc. These prob lems have now been solved, and the sabres will be manufactured by Mas saehusetts firm and issued to the ser vice as soon as possible. There will be three lengths of blades; the longest, that of thirty-two inches, will be for mounted officers; the blades of twenty seven and thirty inches in length will
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Geaa1 WntIces.


 District of New Haven. ss. Probate Court, March g, 1906.
 An agreement for the adoption of Helen Renabell Kramp of New Haven, exhibited to this Court for approval by Wilbur Ellsworth Bennett and Charlotte Augusta Bennett. both of Bethel, Conn, the persons to whom said minor is thereby given in adop- tion, it Is
 ORDERED, That the 18th Jay of March, 1906, at ten o'clock in the foro- noon, at a Court of Probate to be held at New Haven, in said District. be and the same is appointed for hearing on the approval of said agreement, and this Court directs that public notice of the time and place of said hearing be given by publishing this order three times in some newspaper having a cir-
 LIVINGSTON w. CLEAVELAND.
 m10 9tS Judge.
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The Girls Union League, labor or ganization in Chicago founded three years ago with thirty members, has dis banded because most of them have mar ried within that time. We found it impossible to keep up the membership" :" said one of the officers, for Cupid got ahead of us every time"
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HnteIs.
GREENS HOTEL.

On LH6 b6aCh FTUHI, AtIaNt1c City MI
 Absolutely Fireproof.
 Entire New Management
 Newly and handsomely furnished Most. delightfully."- located between the tions. Three hundred magnifioent rooms. One hundred Hot Sea Water Baths, with all the modern apnoinf- ments-Elevators. Steam Heat. Phones in rooms. Music. Terms: American plan, $250 per day up. Special weekly European plan. $1.5O per day up with separate dining-rooms and service. Booklet. Coach meets all trains
 CHARLES E. COPE, Prop Also Kittatinny Hotel. Delaware Water Gap.
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A Texas correspondent tells Law Notes how an obstinate juryman was circumvented by his fellow judges of the, facts. The offence charged was as- sault with intent to murder. After the jury had been out about two hours they returned the following verdict: We the jury, find the defendant guilty of aggravated assault, and assess his pun ishment at $25 fine, and herewith pay the fine" On inquiry as to the mean ing of the last clause of the verdict it came out that eleven of the jurors had agreed that the defendant was not guilty, but the twelfth doggedly hung out for a conviction for aggravated as- sault, and would not consent to pun ishment less than fine of $25. Finding 1t a hopeless task to bring over the ob- stinate one to their way of thinking, the eleven finally decided to agree with him, and "chipped in" enough to pay the fine.
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The people of this country have got so used to some things that they don't always perceive the real quality of them, but speaking of the statement made by a member of the Ohio legis- lature recently that he had to abandon a certain Just bill because he was threatened by other members that if he pressed it they would retaliate by fight ing other measures in which he was in- terested, the Columbus State Journal says: 'This is not ordinary courtesy among gentlemen. It is the rule of threat. That bill should have stood up- on its own merits, It should be voted upon according to the worth of it. It is very like the argument I'll set fire to your stable unless you buy your oats from me-. That is the philosophy that is too much in vogue in legislative halls"
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It is stated that ten persons have left the orthodox church of Russia and united with the Swedish Lutheran St. Catharine's congregation in St. Peters burg. When the new members were re- ceived by the pastor of the congrega- ton the church was filled to it's utmost capacity. These ten persons were the first who took advantage of the czars late ukase giving religious freedom.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-12

The legislature of Texas has submit ted to the people of the State two prop ositions in one amendment, which has to be voted for or opposed as a whole One of the propositions is prohibition of the issue to or use by State officers of railroad passes. The legislature yoked it to another proposition, the eff feet of which is to increase the salaries of legislators to a sum not exceeding ,$1,OOo for the first year of their term and $5 day for any session during the second year.
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DIDN'T KNOW WHY HE TAPPED
 CAR WHEELS,

The inefficieney of Mexican labor was under discussion by group of mining promoters. rre
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NEW HAVEN. CONN.
rHp OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB-
 LHsHED IN CONNECTICUT.

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CITY, ls GENTS A WEEK. 60 GENTS A MONTE. ss FOR SIX MONTHS. ss A YEAR. THE sAnEE TERMS BY NAH. sM0Ln COPIES. cENrA
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be for dismounted officers, who may make individual choice between those two types.
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oBut man. proud man.

But man, proud man, Drest in little brief authority Most ignorant of what he's most as- sured. His glassy essence, like an angry ape, Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven As make the angels weep" Will our learned Sociologists please rescue the frog?
 QUIDNUNC.
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Mrs Bruce-"It isn't so at all. We went to see it last night and were aw- fully disappointed; there wasn't any thing shocking in it at all"-Detroit Free Press.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Attorney General Galen, in his an.
nual report, devotes considerable
space to discussion of the proceed.
ings instituted by him against the
present state treasurer and two of his
predecessors for the recovery of in.
terest money which is claimed to be
due the state. but which has been d.
verified to the personal benefit OF those
officials. Mr.. Galen says he will pros.
ecute the cases to the full extent Of
his power. He suggests the passage
of a criminal statute to carry out the
constitutional provision making it a
felony for public officer to profit
from public funds or use the same for
any purpose not authorized by law
No doubt a bill in compliance with
this recommendation will be offered
early in the coming legislative ses
sion. 1t should speedily become a
law.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

The Kansas City Times published
short story few days ago of an
accident to a farmer in Kansas that
pictures the perils of agricultural pu,
suits In that state. The item said:
"A farmer near King City had a mar.
row escape from death recently while
gathering corn. He lost his balance
while plucking the topmost ear and
plunged head foremost downward. AT.
ter falling two stories he caught an
other ear and hung on. A load of
hay was pushed under him and he
was rescued. A farm hand working
beside him quit his job
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Down in Oklahoma, which is soon
to be admitted as a state and where
u constitutional convention is being
held, proposition has been introduc-
ed providing for "jim crow" cars, or
separate coaches for whites and
blacks. This does not include In.
dams. In Oklahoma there Is nothing
too good for them.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Wealth leads to idleness and sin,
declares John D. Rockefeller. Jr. There
are a good many who would like te
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

~ in an effort to save them fo'
their future needs.
1t is not improbable that another
generation will look upon this act OF
President Roosevelt's as a great bles
ing though just at present it has the
appearance of being detrimental to
the interests of the county in the with
drawal of so much land from entry.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

From all parts of the country comes
complaint against the railroads for
their inability to move grain, mer
chandise and fuel with any degree OF
promptness. In the Mississippi valley
wheat is stacked up on the ground
exposed to the weather, awaiting cars
In some instances farmers have vol.
unteered their services in unloading
cars OF coal and other merchandise
In order to secure the 'empties" In
some sections fuel famines have caus.
ed considerable suffering owing to the
lack OF facilities on the part of the
railroads to relieve the situation. The
railroads seem to be short not only Of
cars but motive power. The most OF
the roads have orders in for addition
al equipment, but as the car shops
and locomotive works of the country
are crowded to the limit with orders
there does not appear to be any i'm.
mediate relief from the present CON
gested condition of traffic. With the
thousands of miles of railroads in the
United States they do not seem to
have kept pace in construction and
equipment with the settlement and
rapidly growing needs of the country.
This is particularly true of the great
region west of the Mississippi river.
~
Speaking OF the huge melon recent.
ly cut and distributed to the stock
holders of the Great Northern rail.
road, in the way of dividends, the
Helena Record says the people of
Montana have received but very lit
tie benefit from this same melon
feast in spite of the fact that they
have been liberal contributors to the
treasury of that great railway. 1t
would be most pleasant and crafty.
ing TO Montana shippers if they should
receive a substantial reduction Of
freight rates. somewhat commensur
ate with the dividends distributed to
stockholders of that company. This
melon cutting should not be a feast
exclusively for shareholders. The pa
irons and contributors would appre-
ciate substantial bounty, at least to
the extent Of fair and just freight
rates.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Tillman's vitrolic utterances on the
race question does more injury to the
people of the south than to anyone
else, good many of whom would not
select him as their spokesman.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

The Democratic plurality in Mis-
souri, this year was only 5000. This
is an indication that the voters o.
that state are willing to be shown.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Cattle and sheep shrunk up a little
during the cold snap but in most parts
of the county the range is free from
snow and they will soon regain theiv
good condition.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

OF the 10000 immigrants landed
at Quebec this year $4,000 were
brought from England by the Saliva
ton Army and they are still coming
to beat the band.-Missoulian
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

The Argus will be the official pap.
er of Fergus county for the next two
years, having been awarded the con.
tract for the county printing by the
board Of county commissioners on
the lowest bid.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

For Job work In any line, neatly
executed, call on the Argus Job office.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

The United States Circuit Court has
decided that the sugar trust must pay
a fine of $4,000 for accepting rebates
from the New York Central railroad
A slight advance in the price of sugar
is not improbable.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Congress convened for the short
session last Monday. Besides the un.
finished business before the last con-
gress President Roosevelt has given
both houses some new problems to
solve in his annual message.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

The movement for the immediate
retirement of Senator Plat still lacks
the concurrence of Mr.. Plat. Other.
wise 1t is practically unanimous
Chicago Tribune.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

The Union Pacific has accumulated
a surplus of more than 100000, 900
during the past ten years besides pay
ing handsome dividends. Yet the rail-
road magnates of the country are talk
ing of increasing rates in order to
make expenses.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07
WITH -=
THE PHOTOGRAPHERS

Notwithstanding his hair and beard
San Francisco's mayor must be held
innocent until proven guilty.-Minne-
apOlis Journal.
With Senator Tillman in the cast
as Simon Legree, some Uncle Tom"
company could do big business now
-Record-Herald.
The Brooklyn Eagle explains Mr.
Hearst's defeat Add 2-5-6-3-7-O, the
amount of his campaign expenses, and
you have it.-Minneapolis Journal.
Speaking of Mrs. Handfleld, If he
must have woman after him Mr..
Rockefeller prefers the Ida Tarbell
style of attack.-Anaconda Standard.
Chief Crazy Snake may wiggle and
emit kissing sound, but he will have
to come out Of the prairie grass and
go into the cage of civilization-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Who bought your spuds, your grain,
your butter and eggs? Sears, Roe
buck & Co., or Montgomery Ward &
Co.? Who trusted you for that sack
Of flour, that side of bacon or those
vegetables, when you didn't have the
cash to pay down?-Dillon Tribune.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

Montana could loan some of its mild
weather to Nevada on . pinch.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1906-12-07

There is no doubt at all that Sena-
tor Clark would much prefer that the
coal lands be left open. He has been
diligent in securing coal lands
throughout the country, and if the
truth was known, his methods of OBJ
tanning them have probably been ON
par with his methods of obtaining
timber lands. Therefore there is no
mystery in the opposition of the Butte
Miner to the president. The Miner is
a corporation organ. pure and simple,
it has not other object in life except
to shield the interests of Senator
Clark. and there is no surprise that
it denounces the president for endeav-
oring to protect the fuel of the coun-
try from passing into the hands of the
monopolists.-Great Falls Leader.
Montana could loan some of its mild
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-10-05
Kaiser Williams Greatness

BY Colonel JOHN LAMBERT
~TMPEROR WILLIAM is the ablest man in Europe, BAR
- RING NONE have travelled the kaisers country
~ thoroughly and believe he has done Germany agr
culturaly, ndusraly, commercially AND POLITI
CALLY than all his predecessors put together He ought be called
WILLIAM THE GREAT
He has made Germany the most prosperous nation in Europe He
has perfected the finest the continent building
the strongest fleets aoa Every soldier ship intended
safeguard his empire while it Systematically PURSUES TRADE
throughout the earth The German consular
To aid in the commercial triumph the government subsidies
railways and steamships exports fosters and maintains
q tariff like Chinese wall
Germany most formidable commercial rival and will HOPE
LESLY BEAT US unless the ignorant enmy of people the
railways, the tariff and capital general dpaed England
the only free trade country Europe will protection OR GO
OUT OF BUSINESS All that America needs is keep
hands off individual enterprise and suppress the sensaona who
SANDER industries.
SOCIALISM, WHEREVER 1T is PRAcTlcED IN EUROPE, A
FIAsco. GOVERNMENT OWNED RAILWAYS ARE so FAR
TOLERATED
AMERICA, WHERE TRAVEL REACHED ToPMosT HEIGHT
COMFORT AND LUXURY.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-10-05

drug store to whom the druggist said:
You sweep and clean well, but you're
not as good a salesman as you should
be. To be a good salesman you must
push things a bit Gail each patrons
attention to some article he needs.
Thus you may often effect an extra
sale
"'All right, sir said the boy.
"And that afternoon he said to an
elderly woman who came for a stamp:
Anything else, ma'am-hair dye,
cosmetic, wrinkle remover, face pow
der, mole destroyer. skin rejuvenator,
flabby'-
But with an exclamation of annoy
ance, the woman FASTENED out before
the alert boy was through his cata-
iogue of the articles he thought she
needed"
Bird S. Coler, president of the bor-
ough of Brooklyn, New York city, who
figured recently in the Brooklyn Rapid
Transit company's controversy over
Coney Island fares, was the Democrat
ic candidate for governor of New York
against Benjamin b. Odell, Jr., in 1902,
and before that he made a record as
comptroller Of New York.
President Coler was busy in his office
in the Brooklyn borough hall a few
months ago when the
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-10-05
A PLAN THAT FAILED.

In an attempt to solve some of the
difficulties incident to the immigration
problem the experiment was tried of
colonizing some of the Italian element
in certain districts of the south and
getting them started In the business of
fruit farming, the originator of the
plan doubtless thinking that if their
love of the fruit business, as evinced in
their zeal for the push cart fruit ven.
der vocation, could only be turned in
the direction of production, instead of
vending, great good might result both
to the cities from which these for
eigners were drawn and to the waste
districts of the south which their efforts
would turn to some use. The expert
ment didn't work, for the sons of sun
ny Italy suffered from nostalgia to
such an extent that they hied them
selves back to the squalid tenements
and smoky. noisy confines of the city.
where their constantly increasing num-
Der Is becoming serious problem.
John Hunter, the famous anatomist,
once said that the feminine love of con-
versation was consequence Of pc
culiarity in brain tissue.