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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12
-(EaiAnGIrHIiI (GlREnnS. =

Usually the man who boasts the
most about his breeding has the least.
Not many women get more pleasure
out OF anything than Powdering their
noses.
When . made-over woman goes out
to gossip she pads the truth In more
ways tuan one.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

A connected man imagines he can
read between tine lines of every letter
woman writes him.
Why argue with a woman? Why
not Just flatter her? It's much easier
to do, an she prefers 1t, too.
Many of the jokes played on brides
are almost az vulgar as those on moth
erin law are ancient.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

Open the bowels and get the cold
out of yonr system, Kennedy's Lax.
alive, (containing) Honey and Tar
opens the bowels and at the came
time allays the inflammation OF the mu-
cous membranes. Drives out the cold
and stops the cough. Absolutely free
from opitates. Conforms to the Ma
tional Pure Food and DRUG Law Sold
by st. Clair Wylle Drug Co., Tupelo,
and Bearden & King, Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

tits mistake to use a violent cat :
hartic to open the bowels. A gentle
movement will accomplish the same
result without causing distress or SER
ions consequences later. DeWitt's
Little Early Risers are recommended
Sold by st. Clair Wylie Drug Co.,
Tupelo, and Bearden & King, OKolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12
AoWplPATMERIAlscoMTRAcTED

One often hears the expression, my
child caughts severe cold which de-
yeloped into diphtheria," when the
truth was that the cold had simply left
the little one particularly susceptible
to the wandering diphtheria germs
When Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
given it quickly cures the cold and
lessons the danger of diphtheria or
any other germ disease being contract
ed. For sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

People who dearly love to talk all
the time are liable to hear many fool
utterances.
The man who IL always looking for
''good thlng'' is apt to bntt into lot
Of bad luck.
The trouble with many men is they
are unable to lift the mortsges from
their reputation.
A strict obsorvant of the truth at all
times would debar most people from
fashionable society.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

There are not many bigger fools than
the fool who thinks he can fool all OF
the women.
Experience is the best teacher IN
the case of widow whose pupil IL
good catch.
A good many meu who have no gen.
ius for work have talent for drawing
their pay.
Some people envy girl OF sweet
sixteen, but think how much she's
got to learn.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

E. G. Dewitt & Co Of Chicago, at
whose laboratory Kodol is prepared,
Assure us that this remarkable diges
tant and corrective for the stomach
conforms fully to all provisions of the
National Pure Food and Drug Law.
The Kodol laboratory il q very large
one, but If all the sufferers from in
digestion and stomach troubles could
know the virtues of Kodol It would be
impossible for the manufacturers to
keep up with the demand. Kodol
ls sold here by St. Clair Wylie Drug
Co., Tupelo, and Bearden & King,
Ok0l0na.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

worn doing IL worth doing we'll. y
you wlSb TO be cured of Rheumatism,
use Billiards. SNOW Llniment and y0u
will DO well cured" A positive cure
for Sprains, Neuralgia, Bruises. Con
tracIrd Muscles and all the ills that
d4sh Is heir to. A. g. M. Williams,
Navasota, Texas, writes: II have ne.
ed Snow Linimens for Sprained ankle
and 1t gave the beat Of satisfaction.
/ always keep it in the house." SDld
by st Clair Wylie Drug Co., Tupelo,
and Bearden & King, Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

Society offers the broadesC known
field for the veneering business.
An awful bore dosn't even get Gre
dit for having good intentions.
Distance lends enchantment to the
view-of an over painted woman.
when a man has lost his character
he can least afford to "cash In his
checks"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

"A woulan's idea Of bsse inRratitude
10 to be- left OF the liet OF invitations 70
an ENTERTAINMENT 10 honor Ut couple
whose marriage she personally en-
geneered.
Often when man tells . woman ne
has absolute confidence in her he ts .
hoprlers idiot or q monumental liar,
and abe ia not apt 10 entertain very
much respect for either.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12
About Digestion.

1t is not the quantity of food taken
but the amount dipested and assimi !
lated that gives strength and vitality
to the system. Ohamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets invigorate the stom-
ach and liver and enable them to per-
form their function. The result Is a
relish for your food, increased strength
and weight, greater endurance and q
clear head. Price % cents. Samples
free. For sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12
whEM no 40 HOW'D.

From the Button, Ind, Banner
"When tired out go home. When You
want consolation, go home. When
you want fun, 20 home. When you
want to show others that You have re-
formed, 60 home and let your family
get acquainted with the fact. When
Won want to show yourself at your
best 60 home and do the act there.
when you feel like bring extra liberal
70 home and practice on your wife
and children first. When you want to
shine with extra brilliancy 60 home
and light up the whole household. F"
TO which we would add, when you
have q bad cold 90 home and take
Chamberlain'e Cough Remedy and .
quick curr Ia certain For sale by all
dealers. a
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

For chapped and cracked hands
nothing is quite 90 good % an appli-
cation of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Put it on before going to bed, use an
old pair Of gloves and see what Diff
ference the morning will bring. Sold
by St Clair Wylie Drug Co., TupelO,
and Bsarden & King, Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

When a wife wsnts the money for a
new hat she leads up to the subject on
the assumption that flies are cought by
molasses, not vinegar.
The average debntant thinks her
irst love affair is an ideal inspiration,
when as matter of fact it's just an
ordinary sentimental mess.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

Some men wouldn't enjoy their
meals ct all II there wasn't at least
one dish to kick abouh
It is hard to keep from sssociatinG g
hig fasprOiessional polition with ones
idea Ota publ 9 parasite.
A great many glrls have taken the
full course In Irritation, but few Of
them eveFRradnate and quit.
About the most pitiable fool OF oil Il
the man who devotes his time to co.
quIrlng . reputation ~ lady. killer.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

About fifty per cent. of the men are
stars in playing the role Of the fool
and mont even know It.
The "I.told you so" woman is scar
Cely ever:in evidence until the finish,
then she's never absent.
There are lots Of married men who
wonld hesitate to recommend matri-
mony - steady job.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

A man with . sprained ankle will
use q crutcn, rest the ankle and let IL
get well. A man or woman with an
overworked stomach can't use q crutch
but the stomach must have rest just
the same. It Gao be rested too with.
out starvation. Kodol will do It. Ko
dol performs the digestive work to the
tired stomach and CorreCte the digee.
tive apparatus. Kodol fully conforms
to the provisions Of the National Pure
Food Law. Recommended and Sold by
81. Clair Wylle Drug Co.,, Tupelo, and
Bearden & King, Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

Love a. Grst sight 10 the dream Of
! "a imPressionist.
Some men who plead for sincerity
can III affori to get IL.
"A dead. heat is apt to get some
Enoks in retaliation.
\ It takes q woman to drown her sor
row In food of tears.
I A true gentleman can speak for him
self without saying q word.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

Speaking Of contrAsts, did you ever
stop to think OF the difference between
what . hostes says to some OF her
guests and what she thinks of themf
After all the opportunities Of obser-
walton Cupid has enjoyed there 10 .
suspicion that he regards large pro-
potion Of lovers az Sap-headed.
There are thousands Of men who
never do anything because they spend
all their time telling other people how
the universe ought to be run.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

The poet wrote, ''None but the brave
deserve the fair" but he might have
added, it takes courage to face the
bills Of some of the fairest.
Some women can laugh so naturally
over their suitor's threadbare Jokes
that he neAer suspects they want to be
asked to 60 to the theater.
Young man, it's too early yet to wor
ry over the fact that you wouldn't
wear the Christmas necktie your girl
gives You to a dog flght.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

For any IT the ordinary diseases OF
the kin Cnamberlain's Salve 10 ex-
cellont. It notonly allays the itchIng
and smarting but effects cure. For
sale hy ali dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12
Early tOBed

aud early to Iise, makes one healthy,
happy aud wis., especially IL you take
Herbine before retiring. A positive
cure for Consumption, Dyspepsia and
az liver complaints. Mrs. g., Oolum-
bia, Tenn, writes: 81 always keep Z
supply OF your Herblne on hand. Am
90 pleased With the relief IL gives IA
Constipation and al liver compIuinta,
that words cant express my apprecis
ton" Sold By 81. Clair WyIIe Drug
Co.. Tupelo. and Bearden a King,
OkOlOna.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

There'llbe no such thing % woman q
rihgts until the wives who ere the
making o. their husbands got the Cred
Il Tor Il.
Rrf0rnling therascal By the. marriage
route Is about the most dismal failure
che average woman who tries it ever
experiences.
A good many many women would
DO perfectly mialborable X they could
not tlnd something TO cry about every
now and then.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-12-12

'SkepticIsm ls . natural enemy to .
fAkier.
No good comedian objects TO being
laughed 81.
The only figure SONS women cut in
society 10 o.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-08-03
$3.50
$500

LOT 4-This lot is largely made up
of serges, worsteds and high grade cas-
simeres, and are suits that have been
free sellers at SIS and $3.50. This line
contains very good assortment OF
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1906-08-03
FURNISHING GOODS.

/ LOT 5. Contains about IL dozen high
grade mesh underwear Of 81 quality. There
is only little Of this and it will not last
long. All sizes in this lot at present. Clear
ance price
"a cents
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
A New Problem For Women.

In the looRing-glass q woman often sees
wrinkles, hollow circles under the eyes
crows fetal because she did not turn
to the right remedy when worn down
with those troubles which are distinctly
feminine. Backache, lassitude, nervous
ness and the pains and drains of woman
hood bring such untold suffering that the
face Is sure to show 1t.
Every woman, young or old, Is well pro.
tected from the blues, nervousness, back
ache, and the many symptoms OF disease
40 prevalent among our women-if they
will conscientiously take Doctor Pierce's
Favorite Prescription, a safe and sure
remedy for the Ills of womanhood, be-
cause 1t contains not a particle of alco-
hol, digitalis or any deleterious drugs.
Weak women are made strong and sick
women are made well by this splendid
prescription which was used by Doctor
Pierce in his large private practice in the
speciality of women's diseases. Every
woman troubled in this way should
write him about her case, care of In.
yalds' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buf
falo, N. Y.
Many times women call on their family
physicians, suffering as they imagine, one
from dyspepsia, another from heart dis
ease, another from liver or kidney dis
ease, another from nervous exhaustion OF
Drostration, another with pain here and
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
COMFORTING WORDS
Many a Jefferson Household Will
Find Them So.

To have the pains and aches of bad
back removed; to be entirely free from
annoying, dangerous urinary disorders
is enough to make any kidney sufferer
grateful. To tell how this great change
can be brought will prove comforting
words to hundreds of Jefferson readers.
b. b. Brown. town marshal, of Long
view, Texas. says: GAS my wife had
been troubled with backache for long
time. get yet g s sox of g. Deans Dean Kidney
pills for her. Up to the time that she
began using them Mrs. Brown was sub.
ject to pain across the kidneys which
was always worse in the morning, but
after using less than a box of Doan's
Kidney Pills the pain disappeared. We
believe that this remedy is a good one
and always reliable.
Plenty more proof like this from JEFF
ferson. Texas, people. Call ut J. f.
Grow Drug Co.'S. store and ask what
customers report.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sole
agents for the United States.
Remem Der the name, Doan's, and
take no other
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Diagnosed His Case.

"Woman," said he in agonized
tones, ''you have broken my
heart"
"No," said size, after listening
intently, there is not the slightest
evidence of organic lesion. There
is slight palpitation, due perhaps,
to cigarettes. That is all"
And now the young man swears
that hereafter when be makes love
to girl be will be sure that she is
not a medical student It'd Bits.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

An agricultural experimenter of
Great Falls, Mont, claims to have
produced patatoes without plants,
and asserts that he is able to sup.
ply the market with new potatoes
at any season of the year. His ex.
perrin enting apparatus consists of
box 4xS feet, in which is steam
coil for heating, He says he has
discovered compound which
brings the tuber to maturity with.
out putting forth roots or stems,
and without either light or air
reaching them.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

The Standard Oil Company has
taken steps toward acquiring own
ership of the principal distilling
plants in the United States. &C.
cording to special dispatch from
Peoria. Ill. A conference was held
between representative of the dis.
tilling interests and Standard Oil,
the price has been set on every
distillery in Peoria, and the indi-
cations are the deal will be effected
and the plants pass into the hands
of the Standard soon. The chief
reason for this action on the part
of the Standard is the recent pas
sage of the alcohol bill by Con-
gress.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CHRIST CHURCH-sunday School at 10 a. m
Morning Prayer at II a. m. Holy Communion
First Sunday in month,
Guild meets every Monday at 3 p. IN.
Rev. Chas. T. CoERR, Rector.
Preaching at the Methodist Church every
sabbath by Rev. I. b. Anderson at II a. m. and
TS0p.m. Sabbath School 1000 a. M, L. s. Schluter,
superintendent Prayer meeting Wednesday
1910 p. m. Senior League Thursday $50 p. M
Junior League Sunday p. m. Womnns Homo
Missionary Society, first Monday in each month
at p. m. Choir, Saturday p. III.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Services every
Bird Sabbath. Hours, II o'clock am. and 500 pm
Sabbath School every sabbate at 9:45 n. m.
K. r. RAMSEY, Supt.
All friends and strangers In the city most cor.
daily invited to worship with MS.
JOHN II. BELLOT, Pastor.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH-Sunday School
every Sunday 10 o'clock s. M superintendent
J II. RowELL SR, Preaching first, second and
fourth Sundays, II o'clock Il. m. and $50 p. m
by J. $. LEWIS, Pastor. Prayer meeting every
Wednesday night $50 p. m. Ladies' Aid Society
meets every Monday $3.50 o'clock p. m.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Dallas Times Herald: Ii is es.

Dallas Times Herald: 1t is es-
timated that at least 100000
bales of cotton are lost throughout
the South every year because of
frost and scattered cotton left in
the field by the pickers. Accord.
ing to a correspondent of the Man.
ufacturers' Record of Baltimore a
machine has been invented, called
the cotton separator, which will
save nearly all this loss. 1t re.
mains to be tested however. 1t is
claimed for it that the cotton boil
can be saved by this machine for
grinding and feeding the cattle,
which will be of great value to the
cotton growers. The separator
uses a series of saws operated on
the pneumatic system.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Deafness Cannot be Cured

BY local applications. as they cannot reach the
way to cured eafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies, Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it Is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an lnflamed condition of
the mucous surfaces,
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
Address: F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

there, and in this way they all present
alike to themselves and their easy-going
and indifferent, or over-busy doctor, separ
ate and distinct diseases, for which he
assuming them to be such, prescribes his
pills and potlons. In reality they are only
symptoms caused by some womb disease,
The physician ignorant Of the cause OF
suffering, encourages this practice until
large bills are made. The suffering pa
tient gets no better, but probably worse,
by reason of the delay, wrong treatment
and consequent complications. A proper
medicine ike DIR. Picrces Favorite Pre-
scrlption, directed tn the cause, would have
entirely removed the disease, thereby dis
pelling all those distressing symptoms,
and instituting comfort instead OF pro-
lOnged misery. 1t has been well said that
"a disease known is half cured" In
cases almost innumerable, after all other
medicines had failed to help and doctors
had said there was no cure possible, the
use of DR.. Picrce's Favorite Prescription,
supplemented, when necessary, by the
medical advice and counsel of DR.. Pierce,
has resulted in a perfect and permanent
cure.
To refute the many false and malicious
attacks, bogus formula and other I'M
truthful statements published concern
ing DR., Pierce's Family Medicines, the
Doctor has decided to publish all the in
gradients entering into them and place
the same on the wrapper inclosing each
bottle. The exact working formula for
making these medicines cost DR.. Pierce
and his collaborating Chemists and Phar-
macists many years Of study and expert
ments, but as perfected they produce
almost perfect pharmaceutical conf
pounds, embodying all the active, medi-
cinal principles residing in the ingredi-
cnts employed. and preserving them per-
fectly for any length of time and in any
climate without the use of a drop OF
alcohol.
ES>,ercc.a These are the Original Little
V\enenNn Liver Pills. first put up over
NeWeSs 40 years ago. by old DR. X. V.
Pierce They've been much
Initiated but never equaled. Smallest. east
est TO take and best. They're tiny, sugar
coated antl-blious granules a compound Of
refined and concentrated vegetable extracts
without, disturbance or trouble constipa:
ton. Indigestion, bilious attacks. sick and
bilious headaches, and all arrangements OF
the liver. stomach, and bowels are prevented
relieved. and cured. Permanently cured, too
BY their mild and natural action, these little
Pellets gently lead the system into natural
ways again. Their influence lasts.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

The Wills Point Chronicle makes
the following declaration: "The
Democratic state convention two
years hence will not be held in
Dallas-thls is oficlal-stick pin
there" The Chronicle editor
must have been one of the 5000
who suffered for the want of cleo.
trio fans and ice water.--Pittsburg
Gazette.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
iaEy 70 pr6serye t6e peace.

According to preliminary pub
lished report of the Interstate
Commerce Commission, the gross
earnings of the railroads of the
United States, covering approx.
mately 219 900 miles of road. will
probably show for the fiscal year
ended June 80, San increase of ten
per cent over the s2,O73, 900, 600
earned in 1905.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

A scientific meteorogist in the
Chilean naval observatory toretold
the late earthquake from calcula-
tons based on Jupiter and the
moons conjunction.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

A number of southern farmers
and planters have been arrested re-
Gently on charge of peonage. 1t
is alleged that they have system
of fines and deductions which
keeps their laborers in debt to
them. Several owners of lumber
mills run commissaries where the
hands are required to buy their
supplies and the prices a-e SO high
the longer person works for them
the deeper he gets in debt. They
will be vigorously prosecuted.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
An Ounce of Prevention

Is worth pound of cure. There are
many poor suferes, consumptives who
are hopeless of getting well---who, if
they had taken care of themselves,
would now be we'll. A cough is the
foundation of consumption. Ballard s
Horehound Syrup will cure that cough
Mrs. ST.. Great Falls, Montana, writes:
Il have used Billiards. Horehound
Syrup in my family for years-my child
rem never suffer with coughs. Sold by
w j Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Attack of DiarrhOea Cured by One
Dose OF Chamberlain's Collie. ChOI-
ERA and DiarrhOea, Remedy.

l was so weak from an attack of diar-
rhoea thatI could scarcely attent to my
duties, when l took dose of Chamber
lain's Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t cured me entirely and
had been taking other medicine for nine
days without relief. l heartily recon-
mend this remedy as being the best to
my knowledge for bowel complaints
r 6 Stewart; of the firm of Stewart &
Bro, Greenville, Ala. For sale by all
druggists.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy One OF
the Best OH the Market.

For many years Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has constantly gained in favor
and popularity until it is now one of
the most staple medicines in use and
has an enormous sale. 1t is intended
especially for acute throat and lung dis
eases, such as coughs, colds and Group,
and can always be depended upon. 1t
pleasant and safe to take and is I'M
doubtedly the best in the market for
the purposes for which it is intended i.
Sold by all druggists.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

A Missouri editor, in answer to
the question, do hogs pay?" re-
piled: "A great many do not.
They will take paper for several
years and then some day their pa.
per will be sent back refused"
Enterprise Kan Push.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Socialists of the twelfth congress
sional district nominated woman,
Mrs, Laura Payne, of Fort Worth,
for congress at the convention held
at Weatherford. She is the first
Texas woman to be nominated for
congress.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

While bathing in the surf at
Galveston recently, gold plated
ring, known to have belonged to a
Master Mason, was found by DR..
F. o. Norris. of Eagle Lake, Tex
as. There is no initials on ring
Owner can get ring by addressing
the finder. who asks no reward.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

There is no money spent by the
thrifty farmer that hurts him so
bad as that paid out far stock
feeds. But it must be admitted
that there are many who live on
farms who have lost all sense of
feeling in this matter.