The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-06-24
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and fri
when want ~ h" really admired .
tho gifl WIS saying 4 drrsa up and ~
down on tho fast side Crowds gather
They mako remarks Pipe the lady With
the white ahocs, say they and other thlngs'
u did that once" said the. other girl
They RnthrreI IN y scntntul bunch and
called out, 'Grr' tot onto the plush
horae'
THAT corner ginntll does moro bust
meas than all the other three CORNERS put
together" said n Harlem cop. tolntlnG
to u saloon which had q big iron watering
trough In front and whore q dozen teana
we're awaiting their chance To drink a
year ago the proprietor didn't have any
moro business than he could handle, when
he hit on the idea Of that watering trough.
He got permission to put II up, and after Il
was working his trade picked up In a hurry.
II seems that almost every driver who
Jasses the trough takes pity on his team
and stops. While waiting for his horses
to drink the driver accumulates q small
thirst and doeR some irrigatinR himself.
The boss has had to hire two more bar
tenders and they are kept on the jump
all the time. | would advise any saloon
keeper who has n kick coming on his BUSH
ness to put in a watering trough
As I came over TO New York the other
day" began the Brooklyn man, u cav the
most beautifully dressed woman. Why,
certainly she was coming from Brooklyn.
On the same car. Did you think that there
were no Oh, we'll, never mind. Well,
anyway, this woman all Of a sudden crossed
one foot over the other, the p~rettiest little
feet you ever saw, all diked out in white,
and what do you think? Her stockings
stopped half way up. They were not stock.
ings at all. They were socks''
For six days In succession the polite
man had given up his seat to a woman only
to have it taken by some other man when
she left the car a few blocks further on
When it happened the seventh time the polite
man complained.
Sir" he said to the usurper, that seat
belongs to me. l had it before that lady
came in. l gave it to her. don't want to
be rude, but it does look tough to see some
other fellow who has just come in profit by
my gallantry for the rest Of the trip"
Il see," said the usurper, good naturally
"I've been there myself and know how it is
The seat is yours, certainly"
' The polite man sat down.. Presently
he cast a sidelong glance at the woman
beside him. She turned her head at the same
time and their eyes met.
Great Scott gasped the polite man
4 believe it was you gave that seat to in
stead of the other woman
1T was" she returned.
Then the other fellow" he said.
sHad a right to the seat. But he SCENT
comfortable enough where he is now.
wouldn't say anything about 1t il ! were
you
Some time along in the fall" said Col
Blake, we are going to organize a Boel
war club here in New York, 30 we can tall
it over. There are a lot Of us here, NOR
than you would think. There Is Capt. Jaol
Hindon, who blew up the British Army
~train-saw him the other day-and Tin
Miner, Long Tom, officer Of the war, and thu
Geyer brothers, who were privates, but wh'
did a good deal Of execution first and last
and here am I, full Of bullet holes and rheu
matism from thai old war. but alive anc
kicking and ready for another. Yes, that
what we are going to do in the fall. Or
ganize a club, so that we can buy a drink o
two and fight those battles Of ours all owe
again
When the National League baseball tear
paraded around town a few days ago 81
that folks might see what the real things
in the champion line look like, the line o
march took them to Park row and City Hal
Park. There they struck a crowd Of mos
enthusiastic ~rooters.
Murray fer McGraw!" yelled one young
ster and the crowd yelled. "T'ree cheer
fer McGinnityl" proposed some one, and h
got 'em, in spite of the fact that nobod,
In the vicinity knew which of the uniforme
men was McGinnity or which was McGraw
for the rooters who greeted their heroe
free game worked out in chalk every after
noon. Many Of them had never seen tn
Giants before.
A New Yorker who has just r~eturne,
from London has a very decided opinio
of the talk Of the men and women in tn
smart set as it is called at the capital.
For absolute Stiffness, he said, recon
mend the way in which the most fashionabl
persons in London abbreviate their words
1t is thought the smartest kind OF tall
and the persons who indulge in 1t bellev
they are the last word Of fashion. Imagin
the effect, however, when a full grown ma
says: Has anybody seen my umleyT Tha
last word means his umbrella. Or, imagin
a full grown woman, apparently in posses
!, sion of all her senses, saying: Isn't it terri
l to have neury on such a divey day. Trans
rible to have neuralgia on such a divin
dayH' After an hour of this kind Of thin
the average man begins to feel that he ha
softening OF the BRAIN"
There are probably a good many fshin
l waters in which the angler would not hav
the luck that he might have fishing in th
lake in Prospect Park, Brooklyn, fror
: which there were taken last week for tn
restocking Of some of the tanks at tn
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