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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

Academy-"The Way of the Transgres-
Sor,' Sis pm.
Chase s-Polite vaudeville, S:15 pm.
Majestic-"The Policy Players s:15 pm.
The Lyceum-'-The Thoroughbreds," $40
pm.
Four-Mile Run-Luna Park, fairyland
Of amusements. afternoon and night.
Chevy Chase Lake-Marine Band concert
followed by dancing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
Local Post Office Changes.

The following changes have been made in
the Washington city post office: c. s.
Brooks promoted from $500 to 5000; Chas
Herring, promoted from 500 to $500; Joseph
Minor. promoted from 5000 to 500; NJ. F.
Mills, appointed separator at $500 per an
mum: James E. Hitz. promoted from 500 to
SSln
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Mission of Monsignor o'Connell.

1t Is reported that Mgr. Dennis OCon-
nell, rector of the Catholic University, who
IS in Rome on vacation, was urged to
make the trip by Cardinal Serafno for the
purpose of advocating the raising of Arch
bishop ireland to the rank of cardinal
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

$3.50 Special Labor Day Excursions,
To Old Point, Norfolk and Va. Beach, Sat,
Sept. 1, and by day. Sum-, Sept. g. via Nor.
& w. steamers. Round-trip tickets. 10;
good until Sept. 3. See ad.. page 16.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

Catherine Devron, ninety-one years old,
of 34O4 G street northwest, became sud-
denly i'll while walking along Wisconsin
avenue yesterday afternoon. She was taken
to her home in the wagon of the seventh
precinct, where the family physician was
summoned.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
ome-Coming of W. ]. Bryan.

$3.50 to New York and Return,
via Baltimore and Ohio. All trains August
20 valid for return until September 2. in
elusive. Trains every other hour on the odd
hour.-Adyt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

We Store and Sell Furniture.
Brown & Tolson. Aucts., 400 H ct. n. ".
au4- tn, th& sadurAu.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

The Most Exquisite Flowers
the choicest specimens grown-are always
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
Near the q. P. o.

Leave advertisements for The Evening
Star at Kenealy's Prescription Pharmacy,
S31 North Capitol street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

Every Precaution Science Provides
surrounds "Old Glory throughout its entire
production. You can't find a purer, more
beer. Phone Abner-Drury Brew. Co. for case.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

sstar Of the East" Flour (the Best),
$4.75 bbl: $40 large sack: Potatoes. 73c.
bu.; Onions, 4Oc. PIX; Wilbur's Cocoa, zoe.
Sugar. &c.; lb. Soc. Tea. 3ec.; Coffee. Ice.
U All No Mints, &c.,; Cakes. &C.; Snaps. 4c.
Round Steak, 10c.: Sirloin. 1211zc.: John
sons Coo. jars Preserves, Soc. J. T. D.
Pyies' stores including 94S. La. ave. auA-5t
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Try Salt Air Trip to Baltimore.
Palatial steamers. Electric lighted. I'm
excelled cuisine. See excursions.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

ly the voice travels from phone to phone
So travels HELP AID in THE STAR from
place to place.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
Superior to Lemonade

Horsford's Acid Phosphate. A tea
spoonful added to a glass of cold water
with sugar. makes delicious tonic.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

All Amateur Pictures Printed, Sc. Up.
In real velox. WHITsoNs. TIP 9th It n. v.
ty12-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
The Pilgrim and the Pioneers Rule

for judging questions between the sexes is
to go down through the ages as gem IN
literature, in the opinion of an eastern jour-
nal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
A Good Maxim for Mothers

Bring up your children on Schneider
Malt Bread If you'd have them happy and
healthy. A perfect food-nourishing, delici-
Gus. Fresh from the ovens; at your grocer's.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

Dancing to Music Of Marine Band
every evening, Chevy Chase Lake: concert.
-Advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

Wilson & Mayors Wednesday Sale
commences 1920 am. Selected new furni-
ture and rugs for every room in the home.
1927 and 1923 G street.-Advt.
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v. Baldwin Johnson's Coal, 612 9th.
Business will continue. Popular prices
Advertisement.

Refreshing and Delicious Dessert.
c. G. s. Pure Cream Ice Cream Druggists
advertisement.
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Warrenton, Va, Horse Show
August 1890. Greatly reduced rates via
Southern Railway.-Advt.
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Floral Designs Are a Speciality
at Skaters ,14th& Eye" Reasonable prices.
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

Great Bear a Pure Spring Water.
gallons for roc. Office, 7O4 l1th.
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Army Maneuvers at Mt. Gretna.

For the army maneuvers at Mt. Gretna In
August and September the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company will sell round trip tick
cts to Mt. Gretna until October 1, good to
return within five days, at reduced rates.
Consult ticket agent.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28
The Best Pies Made,

Connecticut pies are crisp and delicious.
All kinds fresh every day. Your grocers.-
Advertisement.
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CITY ITEMS.

Jno. g. Meinberg's Bread Has Won
an established place on the tables Of the
best households. Scientifically made, its
quality Is always uniform and reliable. At
your grocer's or notify bakery, 716 18th Sc
1t
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The Star Spangled Banner.

Money to lend at 4, s and 0qs on real es-
tate. Frank T. Rawlings Co.. 1905 Pa. ave.
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

You'll Like the Velvet Kind
&C. & S. Quality Ice Cream. Druggists
.--s
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12 & q. G. A. Muddiman & Co. q q IL.
Chicago-Jewel Gas Ranges always best.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

Marine Band at Chevy Chase Lake.
Concert and dancing nightly, rain or shine"
advertisement.
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We're Always Ready to Quote Prices

and convince you that ours are the lowest.
Lumber, etc. Eisinger Bros, 21O9 7th n. W.
au27-d, eSu,3
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Interest is Paid on All Accounts

by banking dept. of Union Trust Co., 1414
F street. Deposits subject to check at will.
Open an account and increase your income.
advertisement.
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Lumber Trust Broken.

$500 Flooring now $3.50 per 100 TT. Lib
hey & Co., 9th and N. Y. ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-08-28

Eat Rosenfeld's Ice Cream and You
eat the best S12 II ne. Phone East 1909.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Many people Of this city will he
glad to hear of the success of George
G. Ross. who formerly resided in this
city with his parents and who was q
graduate of the Las Vegas high
school. The following flattering para.
graph appeared in the Denver Colo
Statesman: "Mr. George G. Ross,
brother OF Professor Albert Ross OF
Quindaro. Kansas, was notified last
week that he had successfully passed
the recent examination before the
Colorado supreme court for admission
to the bar to practice law. Mr.. George
Ross is also a Colorado boy who grad.
uated at Colorado Springs. He later
completed the law course at Howard
University. Washington, d. c. Mr..
Ross will locate in Denver, where he
is so well known and where his strug-
giles for success have endeared him
to the hearts of his hosts of friends
and supporters in this city"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

The teams from the various nation.
al guard organizations in the territory
will begin to arrive in this city on No.
2 tomorrow for the craftsmanship
contest on the Troop A range north
OF the city. II is estimated that
about fifty guardsmen will be here on
this occasion. The ranges have been
placed in the best of order, field tele.
phones have been installed and every.
thing is now in readiness. .Adtutant
General Harrington is camping with
his family near the Santa re hospital
and In close vicinity of the range.
The team of Troop A has been quite
badly demoralized by the desertion Of
DIR. G. L. Jenkins, whom the local
troop has been depending on for an
excellent score. He had been using
the range assiduously for a number of
weeks. but left for Denver yesterday
afternoon to take part in a public
shotgun tournament at that place.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

The Conrad tIowal Record speaks
as follows of some native grown oats
from the ranch OF T. T. Turner
near Las Vegas: NJ. c. Sharp returned
Tuesday from a trip through New
Mexico for sheep. He visited with
DIR. n. J. Blanche and family at Las
Vegas. and reports them well and
happy. He brought home a sample
of oats four feet and ten inches tall
that demonstrates the success Of dry
farming. the oats being raised without
irrigation, and 1t Is estimated to yield
30 bushels to the acre. He also
brought home photos Of the old San
Miguel church In Santa Fee, the oldest
church in the United States. The
oats and pictures are on exhibition at
the Record office.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Complaint ~ made by interested
parties and heavy taxpayers that the
Main avenue crossing. leading to the
ireland brick yards. the gas works
and the AdlOn foundry and machine
shops. In not kept open for travel.
neither is a Waterman stationed there
as provided by city ordinance. Some.
body Is to blame for this dereliction
Of duty.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

The symphony orchestra has been
engaged for the dance Wednesday
night, to be given by the local Typo
graphical union. They are considered
the best In Las Vegas. The program
OF dances will please everybody. The
Typographical union have undertak.
en- to entertain the public and they
can be depended upon to do it to the
satisfaction Of all.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Anyone who owns and plays a piano
who does not hear Prot. Luther crif.
nth at the Typographical union dance
Wednesday night at the Duncan opera
house will miss a treat they will al.
ways regret. He is a graduate Of one
OF the worlds most famous universi.
ties OF music. and ranks along with
the worlds greatest pianists.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Five Of the crack shots of Las We
gas left for Denver yesterday after,
non 20 pocket and bring home with
them some Of the money Offered in
prizes by the Interstate association,
first western handicap. target tourna'
ment. which opens today and lasts
three days.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Ladies Of the fast side announce Il
progressive enehre party for the ben
eft Of the Christian Brothers school.
at Fraternal brotherhood hall. next
TUESDAY night.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

The ladies Of the Relief society will
hold a special meeting at the hospital
tomorrow morning at a quarter to
ten. Business Of importance will rome
before the meeting and all members
are requested to be present.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

The drama, Forty Years Of Free
DOM" will be given at Rosenthal hall
on the evening Of Thursday. August
~, under the auspices Of the A. NJ. Z.
church. A supper will be servea after
the entertainment,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

The piano recital and dance to be
given by the Typographical Union Of
this city at the Duncan opera house
tomorrow evening promises to be well
attended and one Of the most uccess
fal affairs Of the kind given for some
time.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

FFafsTnal Union will bold their
regular Meeting this evening AZ W.
o. ". hall, There will h. limitations.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

4 line specimen of hand.finished
marble from the works Of the Las
Vegas Marble and Improvement Co,
Is on exhibition In one OF Murphey's
display windows.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Everybody Is invited to attend the
typographical union dance. provided
however. he Is thoroughly respect.
able. All objectionable characters
Will be refused admittance.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

some big deals viii soon he con-
stEagnated I'm Las Vegas that will sur
prise some other people more than 1,
will the natives.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

There are two bidders for the Sa.
pello bridge. each for a different
character Of structure. The county
board has the matter under advise.
ment for a few days.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

N. ID. Roseberry has sold for G. ]
Boyd n drove Of s75 fine Angora goats.
the purchaser being Mrs. Tenny Cod.
lin Of Chico. Colfax county, n. NJ.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Geo. y. Beatty Is In charge Of the
Critics second hand store, In the alb.
sence Of the proprietor and his bet.
'er+haif. ON a trip To the Pacific north.
west.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Dick Divine. b0oakeepeE and 40.
coiniani AZ the Stearns grocery. il
the proud gssss.ssor III "A horse and
buggy.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21

Atilano Baca and Jose Manuel Mar.
rahjo made homestead entries of land
In San Miguel county before United
states Commissioner Alphabet Ross
yesterday.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-08-21
PASSING DAY

Felix Garcia Of chaperito has an.
noanced his candidacy for the office
of probate Judge from the lower cours.
try.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14
Once Too Often.

N. .Nickary, formerly for many
years q we'll known taxidermis., OF
Lynn. Mass., had skinned au eagle
for mounting one day, when On old
oolored man who did odd jobs about
came in.
"Uncle 'Ben,'" said the taxider.
mist, "you can take home that goose
over there If you want to-"
Unole Ben bore the "gooso''
joyfully away. The next time he
met Mr. Nickary he looked at him
rather queorly, but said nothing. A
few days later the taxidermist skinned
an owl, and again offered Unole
ben goose to take home,
uncle "Ben" removed his hat,
scratched his head in some r,-olexi.y
and then said:
"If it's all the same to you, Mistah
Viokary, sub, I'd like to $50 the feet
OBJ dat goose before I take him homo
to my old woman. New York Press.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14
Went by Smell.

The Late Peter Lorillard Ronalds
liked perseverance in his ssrvsnts.
When he told them to do thing, he
expected them to do it, no matter
how difficult it might be. If he sent
q otableuan out to buy q certain kind
OF whip, he expected che man NOT to
return till the whip was occurred,
though he might have to viait q hun.
dred shops to got 1t.
There 10 q story about the way
Mr. Ronslds came to hire q youna
groom. -
He was in drug store one day
when shabby little boy entered.
. The boy advanced boldly. to tht
clerk; roSk email camel hair brush
from his pocket, and said:
"smell this and gimme 10 osuts
worth, I've forgotten the name."
The clerk smiled, smelled, and tool
down the iodine bottle, and Mr.. Ro
nalds engaged she Ingenious and re
sourceful boy on the spot.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14
A "Reminiscences OF Wheeler.

'"The first time [ ever. saw Gen.
Joseph Wheeler" said Cv:.. Charles w.
Bradshaw this morning, in speaking of
the death and career Of tho great Con-
federate warrior, "was just after the
battle of Bcntonville, in March, 1865.
The cavalry leader had had o hard
days fight and was resting on the
ground with his saddle for pillow.
His coat had been taken off aud he was
wearing ON old faded jacket. didn't
know at the time who he was, having
never been told anything about. his
personal appearance and was uupre.
pared for the sight Of the head OF an
army sleeping on the ground. inqui-
red OF one Of the guards who the slum-
bering man was, and you can imagine
my astonishment when he told me that
it was Gen. Joseph Wheeler. OF
course / took second lock, and the
moro ! studied the apparent insight.
canoe OF the man the more marvelled
at his record as one Of the greatest
fighters of the Confederate forces.
I'm appearance, Gen. Wheeler wes
nothing more than Q boy, but as q
cavalry leader he was 9 giant. His
career since the Civil war is proof Of
tbs faet that be was one Of she great
cot 'oavalry leaders Of modern times.
There might have bsen . little moro
OF the Spanish.Amerioan war, but FOR
the genius Of this little man who made
such spicy remark in the charge Of
Se1 Juan ill.'-Charlotte Chronicle.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14
Under the Seat.

John g. Woolley used to tell this
story: Two dfummere, one an old and
|el9 seasoned knight Of the road, the
other young. fresh and green, on his
first trip. were seated together on the
train. =
The yesps ene went to sleep. The
old one stole his ticket aud put it ia
his vest pocket. Presently, when he
saw the conductor coming, he woke up
che verdant one and said: !:
"Here comes the conductor; got
your ticket out" !,
!: Eyes, III. :* -.
Then began the search FOR the
ticket through, his clothes, in his va.
lises, under che seat, back OF the seat,
behind the seat. Finally he gave it
up with Q groan. j.,
"What shall I do2" ? =" ~. -.
''Yoa ara little Fellow y said the
ancient, get under che seat" -.
He cid 40. ,=:,. 4 :: f.: +:
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14
Broke lt Gently.

Sn his ret = from an extended
trip abroad al 4inglish Squire was
met at she steamship wharf by his old
aud trusted man. Thinking it strange
that The old mau should have come to
meet him the Squire asked If there
was bad news.
Yes, cir" replied tho butler,
very bad uews.'' The old magpie is
dead, sir" .......
What did the bird die OFF,
'Too much horse flesh. SIR"
'"Too much horseaesh, Johu2
Where did the bird get i.7"
''The carriage borses, SIR
what, are they dead, too2"
Drawing water the night OF the
fire."
''What tire2" -
"The mansion, sir."
You doa't msss to Say that the
mens::os is burned, Joia?"
'sYes, sir; it burned the night Of
the funeral, air."
ssWhose funsralS'' ..
..'Youc mothers, air." .s,. ...
: What. mother dead, too?"
"Yee, cir; she never held her head
up after your father died.
Great hsavenal Fsther dead as
we'll! I never heard . word Of any Of
these lnisfoEtunes. What waa the
cause Of my fsther's death9"
He received . Telegram ssl,ing him
that the ship had gone down Mat had
she whola Of hia fortune on boevd aud
che shock Of it killed him.
John, I am entirely ruinsag'
'That you are, sir." =, T.. .s.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14

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~ A complete fertilizer, with the right
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1t you will just write us for it.
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SS" '~S'ea S"eSe 0- o,Brdssr
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14
Owing 60 GwneFshIp.

Mru. Russell Sage Is one OF thc most
active workers 10 the movement to
abolish the docking of the tails Of
horses, says the Chicago Chronicle.
In discussion Of this movement
ohe said rsoently:
eff the horses already docked we're
out OF the way we should have no
trouble ID putting stop to docking
forever. But many persons, advocstes
Of our movement in tho past, no soon.
or bay pair Of showy carriage horses
With dooked tails than they desert ne
end go over to tho enemy"
: i. ;>"It 10 the old story,Y' che said.
"White owned dog. Black who
lived aegt door, came 20 him and said:
4: Look here. That dog OF yours
howls 80 much at night chat my wife
and I are going mad for want OF sleep.
-" 'Ea' the. SOP said White. Il
hadn't noticed his bowling. think
you must be mistaken ..
B. '.A weak passed and Black came
home ono day with the Objectionable
dog on . string. : .. = I, .:=.. : !. J., "
!. Ss ''''I have bought this our he told
his wife. ~. have bought this from
White and lam going 20 eh.oroform
It,. b. !. z":, :, .l 3s-, 49,. =. -
4 "Auothsr week and White, the dogs
foraaer owner, said to Black: s :
!: 5&"tYo &' on hsyen'e ohloroformed tAas
dog. yet, have gSu?' .,='. +. 4 !.
I - why, no;..not yes,' Black aa.
swered.; Tbs fact is We have grown
rather fond Of the critter;f he ID go
pasgful aud affeetionate. . :. #3:z I:
.s%| ) s. !" But doesn't his barking annoy
you?' White asked. r. !. :*= :.:= :.%:..
..:: ~ \: 81 haven't noticed IT, said
Blaek. 55 5ss: : + &. ,..t &,:. " .
s u ]. q. WE'LL, White grumbled, 4 cant
sleep for that brute 8 continual howl
ing. :3::. . III II . s. 8 3 I: 5S # ;:t ,: 81
Mrs. Sage smiled again. ..=3..:
Sit=ZI'l ii=t''I In the case of ourselves tits one
thing; in the .oase Of Others it is: a
different matter" she eaid. : .... .* E :,
.s+s =. =.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-14
He's a Cuckoo.

This story was told recently et /
smoker given by the alumni OF the
University OF Michigan ct Chicago.
:. "A young man: and his wife, not
long married. said the relatorr Of the
incident, ''lived down on che South
Side where they had .. pretty little
two story brick. One Of their we'd
ding presents was large ;elook which
told the hours aud half hours by
means Of ths euokoo'o cry iastend Of
by the usual chimes or Tho sounding
Of . bell. One night tho college fro.
tssnisy Of which che 1asn Waas Nom:
bar, gave banquet. aud il was 90.
eordingly late when he arrived as the
front door Of his homo. He thought
that diaeretien wss tho bester part. Of
yalor, 40 that when he got inside he
began to remove his shoes before
giving up inc asalrs:t Unfortunately
he was; not very hanny in tha exeeu-
ztion Of this aot, fee zone OF his shoes
slipped end made q noise that: could
bss heard all over the house. "a mo.
naent later kis vRife'a vniae came e:ee
the head of che stairway: i. . q Is. I
t'Ie that ven, Oharles2' :l j s.: Vt. *s .; |.
55H y esh, dear. = ;.=22> ..$i. IS i
3S =i'. Nv hat time is il. Ghssles7 % s. i i
sS.. .2s' Bout l2.' y :s.=,= 4 |.=.. =.>
. 81 ' And then, said Charles, in eell-
sng The Incident afterwards, 'that
blamed clock began 10 ery. out. & But
5it ono kooed only Sshrse timer, { and i
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