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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-08-18
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The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
THE DAISY ELY KILLER destroys all tt
MIsoUoTED PHRASES.

Do you know that the word dude" comes from the English word "duds, ' which means eIetAes? Hence, dudo is one yer f9aa Of clothes.
 Do you know t1at the expression Sure as essa t5 eggs, was never meant to he as ungrammatical as it sounds? Tie original was ssre as X is x.
 Do you know why foolscap paper is so called2 When Charles l vas king of England. eniy certain people were allowed to manufacture paper. and it all had to bear the royal arms. Parh- ament made sport of the law. and or dered fools cap and bells to be used instead.
 Do you know the origin of the phrase Up Salt River?" Before steam. navigation along the Ohio was carried on by fatbeats, which were rowed up stream. This was particularly hard work, especially up Salt river a dan gerous, crooked branch of the Ohio river in Kentucky. When slaves were to be punished, this was a common method employed by their owners. Hence, at election times, people refer to sending the defeated candidates Up Salt River as penalty.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
"DEhl LITTLE SINS"

A negro eXhorter-a negro of the old time va1iety-was eXhorting | crowd of people on Pine Street Satur- day afternoon when the Journal man happened along just in time to hear something rich. The humble old daF- key was eXpating on the bieness of little sins, and took tais method Of presenting his ideas:
 You farmers, you goes to work and plants a big crap of cotton. You picks it out in de fai1 and brings it to town, and cotton buyer walks up 10 it wid q big old ha1k=bin knife and gives il r-r-r-rip. and he says to you, What you want for dis c9tton?' And den you say. What yoa eimme?' And he say, Ten and a foath, or Ten and q third, or Ten and a half And den you des as well take what he of fer you, cause de next man ctnt gwine give you no more. Doan Eoa sea9 Us dem little foaths and thirds and halfs dat he's after Dey doan look biz. but some day he turn out to be millionaire. and what is you? Yous de- de same old farmer you wuz when you fusj started out, plowia' old Beck and Jim yit Dem little sins is like dem Ht,le fraokshuns in de price of eotton-yo better watch 'em.- Farmers Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
REPAIRING BRAIN
A Certain Wav by Food.

Every minister, lawyer, journalist, physician, author or business man is forced under pressure of modern con- ditions to the active and sometimes overactiye use of the brain.
 Analysis of the excreta thrown out by the pores shows that brain work breaks down the phosphate of potash, separating it from its heavier compan- ion, albumen, and plain common sense teaches that this elemental principle must be introduced into the body anew each day, if We would replace the loss and rebuild the brain tissue.
 We know that the phosphate of potash, as presented in certain field grains, has an affinity for albumen and that is the only way gray matter sn the brain can be built. It will not answer to take the crude phosphate of potash of the drug shop, for nature rejects it. The elemental mineral must be pre- sented through food directly from na- lures laboratory.
 These facts have been made use of In the manufacture of Grape-Nuts, and any brain worker can prove the value of the proper selection of food by mal- ing free use of Grape Nuts for ten days or two weeks. Sold by grocers every where (and in immense quantities) Manufactured by the Postum Co, Bat us Creek, Mich.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

Unless early and correct treatment is applied the patient seldom survives when once the disease is fastened upon her. We believe Lydia E. Pinkham's S Vegetable Compound is the most eff cient treatment for chronic kidney troubles of women, and is the only med icine especially prepared for this purpose.
 When a woman is troubled with pain or weight in loins, backaehe, frequent, painful or scalding urination, swelling of limbs or feet, swelling under the eyes. an uneasy. tired feeling in the region of the kidneys or notices sediment in the urine, she should lose no time in commencing treatment with Lydia E. Pinkham' $ Vegetable Compound as it may be the means of saving her life.
 For proof. read what Lydia E, Pink ham Vegetable Compound did for Mrs. Sawyer.
 " cannot express the terrible suffering I had to endure. \ Arrangement of the female organs developed nervous prostration and serious kidney trouble. The doctor attended me for year, but 1 kept getting worse, until l was unable to de anything, and I made up my mind could not live 1 finally decided to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound as Q last resort and 1 am to-day well woman. l cannot praise it too highly, and l tell every suffering woman ahout my case.' Mrs. Emma Sawyer, Conyers, Ca.
 Mrs Pinkham gives free advice to women address in confidence, Lynn, Mass.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
ECZEMA AFFECTS FAMILY.
Father and Tive Children Suffered for Two Years with Terrible Eczcma-
 Wonderful Care by Cutleuaa.

Ny husband and five children were all afflicted with eczema. They tad t TWO years. NeHse all the home feasd es we could hear of Wi,hau. any leli5t. and then went tn physician and got med cine two different times, ,.ul it eot worse. It affected us all over except head and hauds. We saw Gutieura Remedies advertised and concluded to try tLem So sent for Sl00 worth, consisting of one cake of Cutcura Saap. one box of Ointment and one vial of Pills, anl we commenced to use them. l dc not know how to e1- press mv joy in finding cure. for two ot my children were so lad that they hay e the brown scars on thsr bodies where they we're sore. Mrs. Maggie B. HI. Stev- ems, Mason Co, W. Va, June P, l915."
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
cn.OPERATOR- GILES.

Competition is the death of trade for the producers.
 Are all tho solf-tia.lees ssias Q ae in good shape for use?
 Risht thinking will produce ight action and living.
 Harmony where there is no COZ fiet of principle, is the watehword of courageous men.
 IL is not enough that we raise the produce We must get proper, just and equitable price fer t.
 Let us think right and we will act right Deeds are only thoughts crys- talzed.
 If there is not a large amount of great fields of small grain on year farm. there Is some kind of green farmer around there.
 The producers can control alL They have all power in their hands. When they know how to use it there will be something doing.
 The san Francisco calamity, appall. ing as it was, vet does not compare with the Galveston food in loss or life. The loss of property was great- CT at San Francisco, | is true, but We are not among those who regard the loss of property as being of more consequence than the loss of human life.
 We, the producers, are responsible for our condition. Let's work less and think more, The man who does tho thinking asn make tne money.
 There is no politics in a Commer cial Club. What the Commercial Club is to the city. the Farmers Union is or should be to the country. Let the politicians stay out of the Union. when they become older.
 Scarcity of labor calls for more stock and more machinery and farm implements and richer land. You must go fewer times up and down the rows and prepare one acre to make IS much as two did before.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
CAME WELL RECOMMENDED
He Was Not Like Some New and Un- tried Heller" Among the
 Girls

The buxem maid had been hiating that she did not thiHk much of working out, and this n conjunction with the night ly appearance oi q rather sheepish young man caused her mistress much aPfeAen- sion. relates EverYbody's Magazine.
 Martha is t possible that you are thinking of getting maIielz8
 .'N cs n, admitted Martha. hiHshiHE.
 Not that 9eaHE fellow Wao has been calling on Yau lltelYE'
 "l Cs m. hes me one
 But yoa have known him oaly few days
 "Ihree weeks come Thursday, correct cd Martha.
 Do you think that is long enough to know d man before taking such an Mpor tant steps
 "Weu, answered Martha with spirit 'tdn't $ ii he WIS some new feller Hes well reeommendaa, Il perfectly lovely girl 1 know Was engaged to hlm for long while
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
A Strange Stor5.

Mrs. Isaac W. Austil, ef Chestnut Ridge, N. C., tells a strange story oi great suffering. T was in bad con- dition for months, but got no relief My periods had stopped, all but the pain. After taking part of a bottle oi Wine of Cardui, nature worked prop erly and without pain. advise all suffering women to use Cardui." A pure specific remedy for women's ills $1.00, at druggists.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
Reached l-.ieh AItisuae.

Here is a story which shows the real sport of ballooniag. Dr. Surfing and AIr. Bersen, of Berlin, went Up for a high record. They reached 30oo0 feet, lesins consciousness for brief intervals then on to then on to 35,79o feet, when one of them could not be aroused from an attack of unesnseiousness. The other, opening the valve. also became unconscious. and neither recovered hls senses till the balloon had cropped to 1t .0e0 feet.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
MERCURY MELANGE

The Union has done much for you. What have yod done for the Uaiou2
 The Union man mines a spinal col umn is really to be pitied.
 The Indian scalps his foes; the white man skins his friends
 IL requires more brains to make a success in farming than in conner cial or professional life
 Try 10 outstrip your neishbor. not in the number of acres cultivated, but in the number of bales or bushels pro duced per acre.
 South Carolina will be the next to have a State Union. May 31 is the date fixed
 Down with the miserable idea that farming is not a profession, busi- ness requiring study and special train ing and thorough intelligence.
 If you live on or near a rural mail route, put up mail box by all means. and help sustain the route. The Department is discontinuing rur- al routes which are not sufficiently patronized.
 One of the leading cotton men in Dallas, or in the South for that matter, remarked the other day that the Far mefs' Union during he cotton season just past, saved not less than S50 ,000,- GOO to the South.
 The Manchester cotton manufaetur- CTS, now visiting this country, say that our antiquated methods of baling cot ton is very expensive and wasteful, as well as clumsy. No doubt of it.
 Funny how times change, and mems ideas with them. The President now proposes a graduated inheritance tax oa large fortunes. A half score Of years ago such suggestions were de- nounced fiercely as "assaulting wealth" "arraying class against class" and other approbrious terms. Surely, if slowly, the world does move.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
CONCERNING CITIES.

In five years Krupps town of Essen has increased 93 per cent. Cologne, with it's 426,010 people, has had an as- tonishing growth
 Any city os more than 1oo.a00 inhab- itants is considered a great city. or these Germany has more than any other country, namely, il.
 Great Britain and the United States have 39 each. Then there is a break till We reach Russia with 16. France with 15, Italy with l2. Japan and Aus tria- Hungary with eight each.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
WHAT GIRLS SHOULDN'T DO.

Place reliance in the drawing quail ty of a graceful pose.
 Talk about the extent of their ward. robe in public places.
 Regard it pretty to pout when a man fails to notice compliments.
 Carry their jealousy so conspicuous ly as to be generally noticed
 Use the forcible expressions which so easily can be miseon-trued
 Show desire for an extravagant display at a social assemblage.
 Attempt to force a man into heavy expenditure every time they are taken out.
 Give away the pretty little trinkets presented to them as evidence of good feeling.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
FREAKS OF FORTUNE.
Ulysses Grant would not have bee

Ulysses Grant would not have been military man had it not been that his rival for West Point cadetship had been found to have six toes on each foot instead of five.
 Oliver Cromwell was once on board a ship bound for America, but he was taken back by constable, and the re- suit was that he became one of the greatest men England ever knew.
 Abraham Lincoln, after being a member of congress, desired to secure A clerkship in Washington. but he was defeated by Justin Butterfeld. He was disappointed. but had he not been defeated he would have spent his life in obscurity instead of becom. ing president of the United ctates.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
Farmers Co@OperatiUe
 Union of An2eucG.
WHAT WAREHOUSES; ABE FOR.

Some of the chief purposes of the farmers market houses-or clearing houses. as they are styled in "India- homa, where more of them are being established, perhaps, than elsewhere, may be summarized thus: to furnish reliable information as to the market act as agent for the farmer in dispos- ing of eggs, butter, milk, vegetables, and in fact all farm products; to pre- vent the farmers from over-stocking the market with any commodity, and to provide storage fer perishable arti- cles, until market can be had.
 No antagonism to the local mer- chant is intended nor implied. It is merely part of the general move ment for controlling markets. The producer is determined to control his own produet-and every fair-minded man must concede the manifest just lee and adecency' of the proposition without argument. It Is too patent for denial.
 The warehouse and market house plans doyetail together nicely, and are based on exactly the same idea-sys- tematic marketing in place of the hap-hazard planlessness in vogue to- day.
 With a great warehouse and com press at the Galveston port and at the other great Southern ports. and line of small warehouses at the market towns in the interior for storing and concentrating the Union cotton, all working as one harmonious system, with our general headquarters at the port the European spinneFs could be supplied direct, at fair and uniform scale of prices. This would be hard blow to the vast army Of street scalp CTS. But is the maintenance of an unnecessary number of middlemen of more moment than the welfare of the women and children who are forced to spend the entire fall season in the cot ton Mercury Password.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
An Interesting Letter.

Mary Bagguley, of IT Peach St, Syracuse. N. l., writes to tell Of the terrible suffering of her sister, Who, for the past 24 years, had been cor mented with side ache from female trouble, keeping her weak and ai.inG. "She look Wine of Cardui and is now we'll Cardui has been a GodsenG to us both, she writes. For all W2m- en's troubles, Cardui is a safe, efficient, reliable remedy. At druggists; sI09.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

Cashier ". T. Bell. of Mount Union, Pa, has the distinction of having two sons cashiers or banks Who are among the youngest not oniy=in Pennsylvania. but in the United States. Harry A. Bell was elected cashier of a Mid dleeoan bank last Nay when 22 years and four months old, and Jesse G. Bell was elected cashier of Sa%ton bank when q years and six months cid last December
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
.CeuId Moi Be.Bet.er.

\ business man, or corporation. tEat would refuse to sell to persons CT eorpor- atloRz. because they are nat immensely rich, would be very iesils6. The way to JuGge persons O. H5T9aU2t5auS. is by the certainty and cclar1tz Hzsh which thev pay. fhe Mi~.lSsiPPi Home Insurance Company notan mmaa.clsz rich company. k13t lt has ample re>9atsas F. promptly settle all lessas on the risks fl takes it has done 90 for 2l Eeafs. and | k Il Home town.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
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DySfebsia ks oftcR CaHSed B1 GataJ7h of the .4omach-PeyMna Re7lc5'cS Ca tarrh of the .9omach and Ks zHcfcfo1e q Remeay For D.pSfefsfa.
 ss-s-s-see-.-s-s-s-s-s-s ] Hon. NJ. (. Butler, Ex-U. $ Sen ator from South Carolina for two terms, in letter from Wash ngton. D. C., writes to the Pcruna Medicine Co.,. as follows: l "I can recommend Peruna for 1 dyspepsia and stomach trouble. I 1 i have been usi1g your medicine for ! a shorf period and feel very much ' relieved. 1T IS indeed q wonderful 1 medicine, besides q good ionic. .....-s-ss-e-s-s.- s.-.-e-s.-s-..-s-s-.-s-s CATARRH of the stomach is the cor A rect name for most cases of dyspep-
 sia. In order to cure eatarrh of the stomach the eatarrh must be e1aaieated, Only an internal catarrh remedy. such as Peruna. is available.
 Peruna exactly meets the indications.
 Revised Formula.
 For a number of years requests have come to me from a multitude of grateful friends, urging that Peruna be given a slight laxative quality. have been experimenting with laxa- tive addition for quite a length Of time, and now feel gratified to an nounce to the friends of Peruna that I have incorporated such a quality in the medicine which, in my opinion, can only enhance its well-known bene- ficial character.
 "S. B. HARTMAN, NJ. D."
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

a strain on the back. l had frequent attacks of gravel and the urine was passed too often and with pain. When l used Daan's Kidney Pills, however, all traces of the trouble disappeared and have not returned. am certainly grateful.
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. I.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
Torture of Women.

It was a terrible torture that Mrs. Gertie Mcfarland, of Kings Mountain, N. C., describes, as follows: T sui fered dreadful periodical pain, and be- came so weak 1 was given up to die, when my husband got me Wine of Cardui. The first dose gave relief, and with bottles I am up doing my work. I cannot say enough in praise of Car dui.o A wonderful remedy for wom- ems ills. At druggists; $1.00.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
FARMERS JOURNAL JEWELS.

No warehouse, empty smokehouse- poafhouse!
 The boil weeyil's bill is long and sharp, but he can't bore through the iron warehouse.
 Wanted-Some other way to make a li9iag for the man on the street with the big old hook-bill knife
 Warehouses here. wal ehouses there, warehouses nearly everywhere. Un- ion cotton is going to be disposed Of differently next season.
 If the sidewalk wouldn't fly up and hit anybody except the persons who drop the banana peeis in the middle thereof, the rest ef mankind wouldn't care how often the sidewalk flew up.
 Alabama State Union has reeofn- mended the building of suitable ware houses at all shipping points where the business is sufficient to justify it. The cotton growers are waking up at Farmer Jones needs some of it, and last.
 Farmer Smith has money ahead. is Nilling to make Farmer Smith a ragfeatly safe note, bearing interest. From some cause or other Farmer Smith is afraid Of Farmer Jones. But Ae puts his surplus money in the lanE. gets no interest on it, the bank loans ,t to Jones and charges interest to the limit, while in some cases Smith indorses Jones noe 10 make tie bank safe. GreatsoahamisstYi
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

who suffer from kid ney troubles brought
 on by daily work. l
 first noticed it eight or ten years ago, said Mir. Iiphtner. the dull pain in the back fairly made me sick. It was hard to get up or dow n, hard to straighten. hard to do any work that brought
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
Miss Nora Stanton Blateh has beer

elected to membership in the Amer ican Society of Civil Engineers, the first woman so distinguished She is a granddaughter of the famous Eliz- abeth Cady Stanton and the first woman to win the degree of civil en- gineer in Cornell university. Miss Batch has under consideration an of fer from the Chinese government to undertake some important work in the interior of the eastern empire.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

The Farmers Union is going to be absolutely irresistible. The movement is going forward till the producers bring about proper distribution Of their produce. then everything else will be added unto them
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
Struck by lightning.

Mrs. Nancy Cleary, of Brewers, N. C., suffered as ii struck by lightning. She says: T was almost paralyzea from my waist down and my back hurt me constantly, from female trou- bles. I had headaehe.s seemed always tired, and felt as if I was dying. took Wine of Cardui, which cured me, and
 now I feel like a new person" Cardui relieves periodical pain. and makes sick women well. S1.I0 at drug stores.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
The Boston Way.

Hieke-Shcs from Boston, isn't she?
 Wicks=l can't tell She hasn't had oc casion to pronounce the word ..'either:
 Shes not from Be,ten. then. Ii shf were she'd have fo3nd the occasion lons ago. Philadelphia Ledger
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

You declined to join the Union when t was first organized in your neighborhood. for the reason that the farmers won't stick Now that the farmers are sticking. isn't it high tune you take hold? Pray. what excuse can you offer now?
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
Shocking.

The young man returning to college after the Easter holidays made good deal of noise at the junction.
 What do you call them:2 traveller asked wcariN.
 Well. sir, said the station agent. We dent know their real name here; we al ways call them returned empties,2
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
The Eff 9ct.

"T think that my speech on ttis cues ton will have some effect
 "lt has already had an effect, answered Senator Sorghum " GU have caused two or more questions to grow where there was but one befere. Washington Star.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
KIDNEY TROUBLES
increasing Among Women, But Sufferers Need Not Despair
THE BEST ADVICE IS FREE

Ofall the diseases known, with which the female organism is afflicted, kidney disease is the most fatal, and statistics show that this disease is on the increase amOnp women.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
A Harmless Laxative.

If 1au mnst take aIaxative take harm. less enc. LaX-Fos does nat grpe therefore. does not initiate. irritation Is what does the harm. Price 30 een.s.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
AN EVERYDAY STRUGGLE.
Men and Women of Every Occupation Suf-
 fer Miseriss from Kidney Complaint

]. C. Lightner, 703 South Cedar St, Abilene. Kansas, is one of the thousands
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

Do man dat never thinks about money, ,' said Uncle Eben. "an de man dat don [ think about nothin' else Is two persons datis gwinter hab a big share Q trouble in dis world Washington Star.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

What q sucker Q producer is who thinks the men who call themselves bulls are his friends. If a bull never became a bear there could be no money in speculation for him.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
The More the Merrier.

q want to introduce voa 10 young lady "a very nice girl and she's worth her weight in gold"
 stout gil, nope. The Tattler.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

FITS. St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous Disease. permanently cured by pr Kline : Great Nerve Re~taacr Send for Free g 20 trial bottle and trelt-e Dr. R. H. Kline, Id. 93l Arch St., Pailadelrhla, Pa.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
Well Able to Stand It.

"But. doctor. don't believe he can stand another operation.
 @Ob. yes he eaa. looked him up in Bradstrlct s. - Houston Post.
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10
New Portrait of Putnam.

Darius Cobb, the celebrated artist, has just completed highly success fuI picture of General Israel Putnam, the heroic patriot of the Revolution. for Colonel Henry II. Adams. the New York iron and steel maguate. The portrait is to be hung in the place of honor at the Putnam cottage at Green Wieh, Conn.
 Cabbage, caulifower and spinach are haneficial Ia aananaio rennIa
The Monticellonian., 1906-05-10

Garfield Tea cures sick-headache. bil GUS attacks, hver trouble and constipation.