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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25
All Men

who find themselves declining in ply
steal or mental endurance-from any
causc-need a nerve tonic. If you
knew how costly are delays in the
matter of treating such debility, you
would at once begin the use of Palmo
Tablets. They make you look and
feel years younger. so cents. Book
Free. Address The S. R. Fell Co..
Clevelarf -
For sale by F. ]. Hill Drug Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25

The longer postponed the
complicated the disease becomes.
Our offices arranged with special design for absolute privacy
and talk parors regarding troubles viii place
under the slightest obligation take perfectly
satisfied Discussing these points and giving advice has been
life work, and pleasure do We have faith enough
ability make after the made.
Consultation at office by letter free and solicited
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25
Not Building for Future.

It would seem that the present sys-
TEN is economical, but il IS not The
thousand white men in the civil service
receive q total of 100000 in annual
salaries, their pension roll is growing
all the while, and TO these vast eE-
penditures must be added the enormous
cost of the army which backs up their
administration. All this outlay is
merely for present needs. 1t is not
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25

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curly carbon
+ o o k s al
W q V s stack
Up even.
y n e Y g r
failing dupli-
cate-eVen TO
the last line.
A n d the
most SubStan-
tial cover you
ever saw.
3 f s IDES
Two caTbonS
to every book.
Phone Ind
326, or write
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25

He who misses the best is a loser,
whether he knows il or not"
To All Users of My Rack System:
See my~new book before ordering any
where.
You are under no obligation to buy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25
WHAT He WANTED.
(CIeveIand Leader.O

cleveland Lea0eT-)
Patient-Doctor, let me know the worst
at once.
Doctor-Oh. there's no danger. You'll
get well
Patient-I know that. But what's your
bill going to be?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25
LITERARY NOTE.
(Atlanta Unconstitutional

I'm that new novel I'm writing" said
the author. I'm all out oI = tience with
my hero, and I've almost made UP my
mind to kin him.
Go ahead and do it. old man." said
his friend. ANY jury composed of your
readers will acquit your
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25

What might not have been accom-
plislled in this wasted century II Eng
land had only bought more school books
for its dependency instead of so many
guns? The need for a common tongue
s shown by the fact that there are 121
different languages in common use in
India, fifty-foUr of these being used
daily in the business life of Bombay
alone
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25
DR.. COOK.

VARICOSE VEINS-Any sufferer from Varicose Veins is
familiar with the annoying such pain in the
back, loss of vitality Our the disease without
detention from business being free from and
The sagnated blood driven the daed by of
the restored their normal condition. crcu
lation reestabshed strengthened and will
confidence well which
health and robust vitality If victim of this
dreaded disease call explain method of
then will
dres this disease during the The compca
varied loss of
ness drains decay and finally atropy of the parts affected
PROSTATE TROUBLE-Cured en- o twenty days by
solution gradually softens and dvs the thcened
while natural membranes formed After throw
Old the canal restored its normal
condition
completely and obstruction from the
allays all
enlarged heals
restores every part
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25

BLOOD POISON-We without saturatng the system wit
aa difcu
from the tissues when they have bee
administered We have for Blood Poison that has tt
wonderful moe5tng healthy tissue while
nizes destroys and exp blood poiOns and blood nt Scrou
rheumatism and the countless Skin Diseases which due bloc
poison yield to the influence of this
Our treatment is purely botanical and such alteratv
and properties beneficial effects, that
continuously every blood
of tissue in the body is rendered normal and pure.
REFLEX AND ASSOCIATE DISEASES-Are those which al
present and favor the progress of the
malady We dismiss until cured every parcua
If IS complicated with Fure, Fstua form of deas
such additional complaints also that the
perfect and permanent.
Reflex effects of all pelvic complaints
The facilitating
health and strength demonstrated By such manhoodsappn
Embellishments and Discharge Producing
effect and
folly by inheritance of Blood faint Address
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-25
Reason and Good
judgment
Should dictate your selection of Ply
stefan. Any mistake you may make at
the beginning of your sickness may later
prove fatal.

success treatment of YARICOSE CONDITIONS,
PROSTATE TROT BLES, LOSS OF VITALITY ard REFLEX
DISORDERS is built years of continued service.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04

Deacon Lucas-What fer did they
dun discharged Pahson Shouter?
Wuzn't his sermons lively enufr?
Deacon Smith-Dat's de trouble.
Dey wuz too lively. Pahson dun
pound de pulpit en- yell SO dat nobody
could get er wink OBJ sleep de whole
time!-Puebio Chieftain
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
Ambition.

Ambition.
When Margaret Green was about seven
teen
Her plans and her specifications
OF the man who should share all her Joy
and her care
Were accurate nice calculations.
Miss Margaret said. 1.-The man that I wed
Must be tall and aesthetic and curving,
The popular rage on the matinee stage,
With a name like Montgomery Irving
When Margaret grew to about twenty
A sweet. sentimental-like siren
She yearned for the fame of an author
whose name
Was Tennyson Keats Shelley-Byron.
In a year or so more-she was then twen-
ty-four-
1t was Margarets dearest ambition
To marry Pole with less money than
Bassclefsky. the famous musician
Ten years-how they fy!-went glimmer-
ing by.
And Margaret came to be thirty.
She still was a miss In her singular bliss.
But no longer coquettish and flirty.
Three more years of her life, and Mag
giess wife
After all of her plannin' and guessin'.
Nor does she repine that the name on the
OF the store says Schmidt. DELEGATES
SEN"
Franklin p. Adams in woman's Home
Companion
Very Unusual.
I knew girl-great glory. what peach
crime was she
couldn't figure how she saw her future
lord in me-
Fact is, she couldn't either, though in
cold or sunny weather
We gadded round to picnicz. balls and
theaters together.
She knew me 10 completely that Dh0
couldnst fall III love
That IS at least. she didn't though
wooed her like dove
In hrief We never married: ~ IT. atead
mesre bully ffiendn s
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
She Knew Better.

After the performance was one of
those rafting roof garden shows-the
pretty new recruit went up to the man
ager for his verdict.
''Well, what do you think of me?''
she asked.
Great cried the manager. 'You
made a HIT
and how did I look 2" she ventured,
aglow with inward triumph.
Stunning. You Were the prettiest
girl in the chorus. Come out and have
supper with me-
The fair recruit blushed II know
BETTER" she said.
what. You deny that you're the
prettiest''-
''No, no. she broke in. Il mean that
I know better than to take supper with
you. But III go just the same
Young's Magazine.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
Why John Henry Stuck
A Pin Into Mr.. Molar.

IS 7 Ohm HENRY" said Mr.. Sterling
II worth severely to his son as he
- led him by the right ear into a
room in the rear of the house, your
mother tells me that you stuck a pin
into Mr. Molar when he was here this
afternoon calling upon your sister and
that he jumped up and left the house.
declaring that he would never cali here
again.
John Henry nodded.
You seem to have the facts. papa. /"
he said.
Before I thrash you within an inch
of your life, my son. Mr. Sterling
worth went on as he reached for his
cane, .1et me say that this whipping
will hurt you considerably more than it
will hurt me-
Il know that" said John Henry, with
heroic fortitude.
81 also wish to know" Mr.. Sterling
worth said, before I begin what pos
sessed you to act in so shameful a
manner and to drive away the only
beau that Ethel has had in two years.
Now, tell me-"
well, Mr. MoIar is dentist, and'-
GO on, SIR
II will, papa. II
''You-you'-
81 asked him if he was a painless
dentist, and he said he was, but
wasn't sure. and SO l thought I'd ex-
pertinent | don't believe he's painless
at all, papa, for he Yelled
''That will do, my son. interrupted
Mr. Sterlingworth. This won't be a
painless thrashing either
Then he went to. work, and there is
reason to believe that it wasn't-Tit-
Bits.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
You Can Afford It

Forty-five dollars for either course
of Bookkeeping and Business Train
ing, Shorthand and Typewriting, or
Telegraphy SIS for any two of these
courses SIPS for any three in the
Memphis Commercial College, 10 n.
Second street, Memphis, Tenn The
average time for finishing the short
hand course is three months book
keeping or telegraphy four months ];
and two combined, five months, any
three. combined, seven months. Board
and lodging from $40 to $I2.5 per
month with private family. Upon ar
irving in our city, come direct to the
college. where you will be promptly
enrolled and given choice of two or
three nice boarding places.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
Mr.. BoWSer
BuuS a Cow
He Expects to Save Money on
Milk and Butter and to
Avoid Sickness.
DISAPPOINTED IN BEAST
Mrs. Bowser Foxes Fun at Him, and
He Meets Unpleasant Fate In
His Own Milkery.
DISAPPOINTED IN BEAST

Copyright, 1906, by P. C. Eastment.l
A L 4 O'Clock the other afternoon
~ man leading a COW stopped
n in front of the Bowser resi-
dence, and the man turned i'll
at the gate and rang the doorbell.
Mrs. Bowser happened to be conven-
iently handy, and she answered it.
Il suppose you want this COW around
in the alley shed?" queried the man as
she appeared.
what COW, and what have I to do
with it,"
THAT COW out in the street. | sold
her TO your husband about an hour
ago if your name is Bowser.''
There must be some mistake. What
sort OF q looking man is my husband?'
Hes what they call a one story man
short and fat and baldheaded. Oh,
there's no mistake about it. He wrote
his name and number down on this
slip of paper, as you see. He's got the
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
Overlooked One Part of 1t.

The rector's little daughter did not
appear to be wholly satisfied
why, dear said her mother, don't
you remember you prayed the other
night for a brown collie dog? Well,
here it is
Yes" pouted the little girl, ''but l
prayed for a brass collar and chain
too.''-Chicago Tribune.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04


biggest bargain of any man who's
bought a cow this year. I let him have
her for $45''
He was a Ounce to pay you half
that" replied Mrs. Bowser as she step
ped out to get Il better view of the
animal
Had Refused Coed Offer.
81 could nave sold her for $50 last
week"
Then some one must have wanted
TO start z bone yard pretty bad Look
at the condition she's in! That COW
won't give two quarts of milk day.
You'd better drive her right down to
the river and dump her in
But don't take that COW on her
looks, ma'am." protested the man.
she had twin calves, and she's lost
'em both within month. She's griev
ing for them and has lost her appe-
tite. Give her little show to get her
spirits back, and if she doesn't fill a
pail twice day l don't know anything
about cows. I'll drive her around and
put her in the shed, and when Mr..
Bowser comes he'll explain every
thing"
1t had been long years since Mr..
Bowser had mentioned the name COW,
and he had gone and invested in
skeleton without hint of his inten-
tons. Mrs. Bowser was thoroughly
put out, but as she could not handy
words with the COW dealer she retired
into the house and left him to put the
animal in the shed As soon as he
had done so he got out of the neighbor
hood as fast as he could. Ten minutes
after the mans coat tails had disap-
peared Mr.. Bowser came home. He
had meant to break the news himself
and in his own way, but he saw that
1t was too late.
well. what do you think of the in
vestment:" he carelessly asked as he
hung up his hat.
II think you might have got bundle
Of bones at the slaughter house for a
good deal less money" replied Mrs.
Bowser.
Now. then, my dear. wait until you
have heard the whole story. When I
started for the Office this morning I
had no more thought OF buying a cow
than I had of jumping down well.
At the office l found Professor Dug
gan, the germ and microbe expert.
Knowing how interested / am in such
matters. he had called to give me the
results of some recent experiments.
How many bacteria do you suppose
he found in pound of butter bought
at a grocery?''
Not single one"
"Over a million, my dear woman,
and every one of them capable of
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
CHAMBERLAIN-HUNT
ACADEMY.

Port Gibson, Mississippi. Magnifi-
cent new brick buildings, the most
complete in the South for a Boys
Boarding School. Nintey rooms,
steam heat, electric lights, sanitary
plumbing. Campus, fifty acres.
Healthful location in chill country"
Superior discipline. Home influences.
Thorough instruction. Military train
ing. Number limited. Certificate ad-
mits to universities. For catalogue
address w. C. GUTHRIE, Principal.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
A Healing Gospel

The Rev. ]. c. Warren, pastor of
the Sharon Batist Church, Belair, {
Ga, says of Electric Bitters Its a
Godsend to mankind 1t cured me of
lame back, stiff joints, and complete
physical collapse. | was so weak it
took me half an hour to walk a mile
Two bottles of Electric Bitters have
made me SO strong | have just walk
ed three miles in fifty minutes and
feel like walking three more It's
made a new man of me- Greatest
remedy for weakness and all Stomach
Liver and Kidney complaints Sold
under guarantee at all durg stores.
Price soc. aug
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04

."If | owned America and was run
ming it as business operation" is
the way Andrew Carnegie starts off
one of his canny propositions III
newspaper article Well, why doesn't
Andy buy the other half from John
D. and try it /?
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04
Lucky.

First Fish-A fisherman caught me
awhile ago and landed me in the bot
tom of a boat. It was like being in
Jail.
Second Fish-How did you manage
to escape?
First Fish-The boat began to leak
and some one bailed me out.-Detroit
Free Press.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-04

After three-quarters of an hour had
passed Mrs. BowSer strolled across the
back yard to see what had happened
The cow shed was as quiet as a
grave. She looked in to find the COW
gone and Mr.. Bowser lying there as if
sweetly sleeping The hostler from the
barn Joined her, and after look he
said
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26
Women Refused TO Take TO
Rats and Men Had 10
Leave Them
ONE RAFT FULL is PICKED
UP BY SEARCHING VESSEL
Valencia is Believed to Have Gone to
Pieces by Now and Many Are
Supposed to Be Adrift on
Rats.

Victoria, b. c., January 25.-The
wrecked steamer Valencia now lies sub
merged and broken but a portion of a
mast stands above the water. and the
fleet OF steamers and tugs have today been
turning their attention to patroing the
vicinity in the hope OF finding boats. rats
or wreckage still aioat with survivors
though chances are small.
Ashore several parties have been toiing
over most arduous trails, some carrying
succor to those who were washed ashore,
others securing the rugged rocks of the
shore line seeking any survivors that may
have reached shore and be lying foodless
and helpless, and others are engaged in
the melancholy work of recovering bodies.
OF the total company of 1874 but thirty
three have been definitely accounted for
and three men believed to be other sur
yivors were seen on shore by the whaling
vessel Orion near the wreck, huddled
about a fire.
With the three seen from the Orion
mile and a half from the wreck added,
the survivors total thirty-six. leaving
death list of 119 persons Not a woman or
child Is among the saved.
Scant hope is entertained by those on
board the patroling steamers that any
others will be recovered for the doctors
on rescuing tugs say the limit of human
endurance will have been passed before
this time.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26
CAPTAIN WANTED TO GO
DOWN WITH HIS SHIP
MEXICO SHIVERS
UNDER COLD SPELL
SNOW FALLS IN MoRELIA FOR
THE FIRST TIME I'm A CENTURY.
SHEPHERDS ARE FROZEN TO
DEATH.

Mexico City, January 25.-Not for years
has so general a cold spell been felt on the
table lands of Mexico. There Is snow on
all the mountains eneircling the valley OF
Mexico, forming a magnificent spectacle.
Indians dwelling in the lower slopes of
the volcano Popocatapetl have left their
huts and descended to the warm val
leys below, even going down into the hot
country. Several Indian shepherds froze
TO death on the plains of Salazar at an
altitude of nearly 10000 feet in the state
of Mexico.
The cold extended over several states
and snow fell on the line of the Mexican
Central to San Del Rio and silo, while
incoming passengers from Vera Cruz re-
port very heavy snow storm in the
mountains called Las Cumbres, and In
dian dwelers had TO flee to the lower
country Poems on the great pulaue plan
tations on the plains of Aparma refused
TO go to work and are shlvering in their
cabins Snow fell also in Morelia, where
II has not showed for a century and the
inhabitants were compelled to keep with
In doors. The sun same out from behind
the clouds this morning and 1t is be-
lieved the cold spell due TO the winds
from the north is over.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26
SAYS THAT GREENE
TRIED TO BRIBE HIM
Government in Case at Savannah Con.
tinues the Introduction of Docu-
mentary evidence.

Savannah, Ga, January 25.-The most
Interesting evidence adduced at the Greene
and Gaynor trial today was in reference
to a charge made by one w r. Curtis.
who had been an inspector on the work
being done by Greene and Gaynor to
the effect that Greene made an attempt
to brlbe him. This was in June. 1889.
The government introduced the cores
pondence, but before 1t was read. Judge
Speer ordered the jury to be taken from
the court room pending discussion on its
admissability
The court decided that it would render
decision later.
The government continued the introduce
tion of documentary evidence. Nearly all
of the papers introduced were personal
letters between Carter and Captain
Greene. They referred largely to money
making schemes which Carter had under
advisement and showed that he was inter
esting himself some times with Greene
and Gaynor in coal. timber. paving rail-
roads. inventions and other schemes.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26

the doors leading TO the offices of the
Jail, nothing has been done There Is one
negro in the jail char~ed with attempted
rape another with the muruer of a white
man. and several others for whose safety
fears are entertained should the mob
succeed in effectng an entrance into the
jaiI proper During the earlier part OF
the evening the firing Of guns drew sew
eral thousand people to the scene. large
portion of whom cheered the active mem-
hers Of the mob on to redoubled efforts.
Within the past few weeks Chattanooga
and suburbs has been the scene OF sew
ersl attempted criminal assaults and muir
ders by negroes, and feeling everywhere
is at a high pitch The fiendish act took
place on Tuesday night.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26
MONEY ADVISES
THE PRES':STyT
so
Objects 10 feH'.,ln Morocco
and S...d Domingo
HOUSE PASSES STATEHOOD
Mr.. Smith Makes lmpassioned Appeal
for Arizona, But the Joint
Statehood Measure Goes
Through.

Washington January 25.-rhe foreign
affairs of the United States continued
to hold today the attention of the Senate
the Moroccan and the Dominican mat
ters being the questions Immediately at
issue. Mr.. Money was the principal
speaker and he talked for over two hours
in opposition to the course of the admin
istration with reference to both Santo
Domingo and Morocco. He contended
that there was danger of becoming in
volved unnecessarily in the affairs Of
other countries by participating in the
Algecras conference and that this coun-
try was not sufficiently concerned with
the conduct of affairs in Santo Domingo
to justify our course in the island. He
took the position that the President had
transcribed his authority there.
Mr. Hepburn spoke in support of an
nexation of Santo Domingo.
The consular reorganization bill was
read at length but was not acted upon.
Senator La Toilette of Wisconsin ap-
peared on the floor for the first time since
he was sworn in as a senator.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26
Immense Mob Storms Jail After
Negro Assaaant
WAS TAKEN TO KNOXVILLE
State Troops Now Surround the Build
ing-Two Bystanders Are Shot
During the Promiscuous
Firing.

Chattanooga, January 26, 2:SO a. m.-Af-
ter vain effort of Ieaderless mob, rang
ing at times from 500 to several thousand
persons, to get possession of the negro
who brutally assaulted Miss Nevada Tay-
lor on Tuesday night at the entrance to
Forest Hill cemetery in ST. Elmo, su-
burb of this city, 1t finally became con-
vinced through two committees Of the
truth OF the prison authorities statement
that the negro had been taken to Knox
vile, and at 1890 had practically dis
persed.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26
Roosevelt Issues Invitations

Washington. January 25s-President and
Mrs Roosevelt today issued their invita-
tions to the wedding of Miss Alice Roose-
welt and Representative Longworth of
Ohio, which is to take place al noon
February II as already announced.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-01-26
Money Addresses Senate.

Mr.. Money addressed the Senate on the
subject of our foreign affairs, reviewing
the conditions under which it was gem
orally understood that the United States
delegates were participating in the con-
ference at Algeciras concerning the Mo-
roccan affairs. He paid a tribute to the
speech of Mr. Hale on this subject and
said he agreed with him except when Mr.
Hale made a mistake in saying the Amer
lean delegates would be withdrawn If the
conference came to such q crisis as ap-
peared yesterday. II disagreed with
him." said Mr.. Money, for the reason
that the American delegates should be
there in a crisis IL there at all.
Mr.. Money took the position that the
Algeciras conference was likely to lead
to serious complications and said we
were endangering our trade with Europe
for mere pitance of trade with Moroc-
co. He declared that we had no COM
mercial interest to protect and as 1t was
not possible that we could have any
political concern about the result of the
conference Instead of gaining anything
we were likely to lose-were sure to lose
the good will of the nation or nations
which we antagonize.