The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-01-12
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md Thisls q True Newspaper Story
Of Washington.

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md Thisls a True Newspaper Stor,
Of Washington.
i When he came into the Office evel
the Angel Child knew he was looking
for . job. It was written all over him
from the brim Of his rusty hat to the
tips OF his well-worn shoes. And thi'
Is true newspaper story Of Washing
tom.
The city editor knew what was com
ing, but refrained from signifying 4
until the request had been made.
Nothing doing. said the city editor
unless you can help out on sports
We need somebody there just now"
well, I can do a little Of that" Cam
eron said, and so he came to work on
The News.
Nobody knew where he hailed from
and the Bohemian spirit which rules
| the newspaper profession prompted nc
one to ask. Somebody noticed his
shabby clothes, concluded his bank &C
count was not In working order, and
q silent fund" subscribed by the STAFF,
went to pay his board bill for two
weeks and to put him on his feet.
He wrote sports, and soon aroused
the newspaper fraternity by his wide
knowledge OF athletics and his supreme
command OF q vocabulary OF slang the
| like OF which had never been heard
before, and which formed the basis
for to-days wonderful dictionary OF
sport terms.
ne first distinguished himself by q
daily series OF baseball paragraphs
which soon made the sport page Of The
News one OF the noet conspicuous tea.
lures OF the paper.
A still more brilliant achievement
was in store Tor him, and still great
er surprise for the public, when one
night the dramatic editor became Ill
and for sheer want OF some one better
to send the city editor told Cameron
to cover Irvings performance OF
"Robespierre" at the National Theatre.
70 the utter ainazement OF the entire
stan. The News carried the next day
q review Of the performance which was
q, masterpiece OF English In all Its pur-
ity and splendid scope. Cameron was
the only man who was not surprised In
the sensation the review caused. He
knew he could do 1t; the others didn't
Cameron's versatility was marked
In unremitting and far-reaching use Of
profanity Cameron found no takers. It
lust rolled out, and those who got to
know Cameron best attempted nothing
that savored Of reform. He had not
been on the paper two weeks before
his reputation for profanity had left
all others at the post, and the ooca.
sional expressions Of disgruntlement
on the part of others sounded like the
tinkle Of q cow bell beside the rum.
bling flow of chosen words from Cam
eron when he was annoyed.
The boys didn't mind. but they
quaiied to think Of what might happen
IL demure little Mrs. Parish, the social
editor, ever heard Cameron swear.
They dreaded the consequences, al.
though nobody could really tell Just
what the result might be.
Cameron was confirmed woman
Halter. He declared women to be the
supreme nuisances of the earth and
absolute impossibilities In business.
That they should intrude into newspa
per work and so hamper mans per
Torrance Of his duties In worthy call
ing he regarded with sincere contempt
and unbiased scorn.
Mrs. Parish, on the contrary, was
gentlewoman to the tips Of her I'm
gers. Her slow, deliberate manner of
speech bespoke her gentle Southern
ancestry and gave some indication Of
her fine womanly character.
Despite his profound antagonism to,
ward the gentler sex, Cameron thought
enough Of his position on the paper
not to offend Mrs. Parish.
One day, however, he came into the
Office from a baseball game. The home
team had lost, the day was hot, and,
as If to add to Cameron's i'll hum0r, he
found Mrs. Parish at the big table in
the center Of the room, her exchange
completely covering what little Apace
might have been left for anyone else.
With one sweep Of his arm Cameron
sent the papers flying to every corner
of the room, saying:
ITO hell with all this rot!"
Everybody heard. Every man In the
room held his breath, expecting a
scene. Mrs. Parish, manifestly sur.
prised. looking calmly, first at the pa
pers, then at Cameron. and in her slow
gentle voice, as If she were repeating
her charming "Good afternoon" she
said:
That's what I say. Mr.. Cameron.
TO hell with all this rot!' But you
know If don't do it I don't get my
dinner. But just the same, / feel as
you do, and when 90 to some Of these
society peoples houses and they com
pei me to talk with their servants
rather than see me themselves, I say,
To hell with them!'"
Cameron looked like q man over
board. He gathered up the papers from
the floor one by one. A sheepish look
that had never been there before came
over his face, and when he had care
fully piled the papers on the table be-
fore Mra Parish he said lOyd enough