The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-06
WOES OF G0l|1
WHO COPS All
Forced by Rightful
Yield Up Feur-p,
Loot.
TOM CATS AND BILL,
PUPS HIS III
Remarkable PropsnsiS|
Well-Known Sail
Policeman.

Some wag at police hosd,.
evidently has no fear ~ ~,
tion. filled himself mi, p
the other night. took = ~,
muse and became tho ,ors
following: 'Aa
j. Morrison, HI, 4,
Jack Morrisons Gonna,
most everything
FROM pincohlo to polities fr,-
land fling; AlO1
no knows muSwumps And D..
and Democrats-
Did l say he knew sver,,A,
thing but cats.
There.s a good deal NOR !,
a good deal worse as Il nr.'
above is enough. -
More Truth Than b.
The poet who pleads m,,.|
while claiming for II no MA IA
as a literary compositIon
emphasis that 1t Is chocf K
The subject Of the etfuSIos
Jack Morrison. Is known a
as an authority on polIlI'.
Of chanoe and Is equally iar
Ignorance OF the morals, s.
and habits Of four-footed h
clally cats. The poet svs,
prose that the copper ~
house puss from q wairus
Perhaps 1t Is the paInful !.
Of his Ignorance regardlps 4
the four-footed tribe that +
officer into a channel al e..
and investigation; and It a
this zeal TO educate hlms.,
line indicated has made bII
for the jibes and jeers az an /,
blue coats,
Acquires a Tom 81
A week ago Morrison -
brief period. the sole un,'
NANCY, lop-eared tom cat, /,
the last stages OF usthns
headquarters he offered 10 n
nant of his July SALARY IN
ciated furry freak was n,
Maltese cat OF its sex IN Is.
tain region. When quesC.
where and how he had po'.
self Of the wonder, he bs.sr
silent and cloaked both hlrc|
feline friend In unfathonablI
| Forced 10 Yield q.
Three days after this, ~
opened the front door OF hi
In answer to the ring OF A. N
who shook her finger In hIs h
manded the return OF her "a
him In plain, unyarnishsa
Irish that could be heard n
borhood for blocks around 1|
been on his trail since ikl
had abducted her pct frou 4
apartments underneath ths &
State street noodle Joint and /
followed him to his lair.
Morrison yielded up the cII
! reluctance, and for seyeral 4
after led, for him. an upuJl'
Friday morning he becamp, In 4
ner. possessed Of q stray b
bore him home In gleeful N
the bulldog didn't fulan N
tions,
Tried to Peddle ttt Z
All day Friday and Saiur1|
up into the evening Of n
Jack Morrison might han
dragglng this dllapidatsi 4
through the dark alleys q
thoroughfares OF the city q
a clothes line seeking 10 ut'>
some fighting dog fanciar n
old thing OF value 10 oder y
About 6 O'Clock Sunday pi5z'
still hanging on 10 the roo
all but completed q dlcker q
OF which a junk dealer vas I
animal In exchange for Z 7
Singer sewing machine.
All Hands Dshgnh'
Both Morrison and The
seemed delighted at the ~
and even the pup gave even
pleasure at the prospects oi .
of masters. Morrison and y
the back alleys seemed 70 7
on him and he viewed In lns
a prospect OF q change En'
possibly be for the worse.
at this moment, bowers;
whiskered foreigner OF me
style OF beauty precipitaieo
the bunch and made q gun
Without a word Of introducq:
the startled cop by the eo'
him around and. pointing
finger al the pop-eyed pup
Caught With the 81
"Vere dit you git bose
hund?"
IL found him. repnea
man. weakly. 30
Found him, be blilnel
man behind the whiskers
rope from the shame,ihe~
Morrison. "Them hund ~
buy him In Provo from . 9s'' 4
as the rightful owner ~
dragged his protesting nv /
the junk dealer hid nimss1
view In a nearby doorwsi
chewed a toothpick aH'
long and earnestly, u