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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
Tidlness at Home.

Everybody knows how some women,
after a year or two of married life. get
careless about their dress, says lady
novelist. They seem to think that their
fortune is made, and it isn't necessary to
arrange the hair becomingly and put on
pretty gown just for their husbands.
This is all wrong, and it is an error that
arises from laziness. Men like to see
their wives look pretty just as much as
they did when they were but sweethearts'
Take woman's advice, and If you can
have but one attractive gown let that DC
the one to be worn indoors. Endeavol
to have daintily arranged hair and neat
and simple costume for breakfast. Have
well.fitting boots or slippers, as the case
NAV be; and, in fact, study to make
Yourself just as winsome after the fish is
landed as when you were not so sure Of
him
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
Mrutle WINS Willing.

A strict housewife said to a new
maid. ~ forgot to tell you. Maude, that
IL YOU break anything I'll have to take
it out of your wages"
But .laude, whom two days had
heartily siclsened Of her berth. replied
with II merry laugh: "Do 1t, ma'am; dc
1t. I've just broke the hundred dollar
vase in the parlor. and II you can take
that out of $4--for I'm leavin' ut the
end of the week-why. you'll be mighty
clever. "-ArgOnaut.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
MaferIalistic Man.

Sir James Crichton- Browne, the Eng.
lish physician. speaking before sor
members of his profession, protested
against the tendency to adopt too mate.
realistic an explanation Of man. The
raw material of Il medical practice be-
came mere contrivance Of matter and
force: the brain of this poor consumer
Of pills and potlOns "glue-like sub.
stance. nine-tenths water, with a little
phosphorus thrown In" "They left us
man." said Sir James. with smashing
figure, ~ motor car, self made and self
started. with no passengers and nc
chauffeur. moved by a series Of explo.
sions or redistributlOns Of energy, and
rushing Oh to inevitable destruction"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

No. 852.-Double Beheadings and Cur
tailtngs.
/. DouDly behead and curtail abash-
ed and leave kind Of meat.
2. Doubly bchead and curtail glass
bottle and leave cannot.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
The Care of Gloves.

Too much cannot be said about the
necessity for proper care in removing
gloves from the hands, for upon this
more than anything else depends the
length of time pair of gloves will wear.
After christening the glove it should be
turned back over the hand as far as the
fingers, and then should be pushed OIL
without pulling on the fingers of the
glove at all, as when this is done the
threads of the sewing are broken, and In
short time begin to rip.
After the glove is of the hand the
fingers should be gently strengthened
out, the gloves smoothed into shape, ana
put into box to keep them from the
air as much as possible, as it is the air
and moisture in it that rot the hne
thread with which glove is sewn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
LOuR Sighted,

"He wlnked his other l."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
MIR. suNPIsH AND MR.. MINNow

VERY WE'LL" he said finally; you
may have It, shall not be selfish"
II guess you are jealous Of me now
aren't youT inquired the minnow
with broad smile.
mo. indeed" answered the sunhsi
cheerily.
well, why aren't your asked thu
minnow.
simply because l have already 60
out of the box all the best that 1t COLI
tanned"
Mr. Minnow's countenance fell, and
lie hurried off to inspect the box. Su
enough. the very best that had been -
1t was gone. and the sunfish had takel
it.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
Key to the Pu..ler.

Key to the Pusxler.
No. 831. = Triangle: /. ParlOr. 2
Again. 8. Rare. 1. Lie. 8. On. g. r.
No. $50" Puzzle: Cigar, collar
cane. coat, cuffs. child, curls. cart,
coal, cars. curtains. curb.
No. 339.-Charade: Nightingale.
No. 940.-Double Acrostic: Prlmals
Malvern Hill. Finals-TicOnderOga
I. Merit. 2. Altai. 8. LacOnic. 4. Vol
cano. 5. European. 9. Round. Z. Nep
tune. 8. Hector. 8. Indigo. 10. Lad
ing. II. Lava.
No 341.-Pi: l. Cuba. Havana. 2
Lion. lamb. 8. Purple, pink. drab. 4
Plate. cup. saucer. bowl. 5. He. ohe
they. US. them. 1t.
No. 342.-Double Riddlemeree: Ad
der, cobra.
No. 343.-Substituted Vowels: Pos
tai. pistol, pastel. pistil.
No. 344.-Buried Poets: 1. Holmes
2. Pope. s. Otway. 4. Crabbe.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
An Apinal Story FOR
Lille Folks
Fish That Was Unse|fish

what wonderful piece Of good for
tune It was that that fisherman
dropped his bait box overboard!' said
Mr.. Sunflsh to Mr.. Minnow.
Eyes. indeed" replied Mr.. Minnow
81 always did relish nice fresh bread
crumbs and crusts. and I understand
that this box was filed with BOTH"
"And so It was" said Mr.. Sunhsh
IT have made all arrangements to have
It carried over to my house."
"But 1t doesn't belong to your ex
claimed Mr.. Minnow, half angrily. III
Is mine"
Mr.. Sunflsh bit his lips thoughtfully
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
A prayQr.

Send some one. Lord. to love the best
that Is In me and to accept nothing less
from ne. to touch me with the search,
in. tenderness of the passion for the
ideal. to demand everything from me
for my own sake. to give me so much
that cannot think Of myself and to
ask 50 much that can keep nothing
back. to console me by making me
strong before sorrow comes, to help
ne so to live that while part with
many thinrs by the way lose nothing
of the gift of life.-Hamllton w. Mn.
bio
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
The Only Medicine
WE USE FOR
COLDS AND.
Stomach Troubles

Dear Sirs:-Read6eld Corner, Me-, Mar. IS, ~
We have used your "L. F." Bitter,
in our family for over 20 years. II is al
tine medicine we use for colds or stomach
troubles. 1t is a great remedy for dyspep.
STA. l feel can't say enough in its praise.
Yours truly, Mas. CLARA A. LOCKE.
Don't let sickness get the best Of you.
Take the True "L. F." Atwood's Med,
icine to-day and you'll soon begin to gain,
SO you can eat and enjoy your food. Il
will then build you in strength and flesh.
E. colored Postal Cards. so subjects
TTco. Write US. H. H. Hays Soma Selling
Agents Portland. M
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

The best treatment for indigestion and
troubles Of the stomach u to rest the
stomach. II can be rested by starvation
or by the use OF . good digeetant which
will digest tho food eaten, thus taking
the work of the stomach. At the
proper temperature, . single teaspoonful
Of Kodol will wholly digest 5000 grains
of food. 1t relieves the present annoy
ance, puts the stomach in shape to salts.
factorily perform its functions. Good
for indigestion, sour stomach, flatulence,
palpitatfon of the heart and dyspepsia.
Kodol Is made In strict conformity with
the National Pure Food and Drug Law.
Sold by F. A. Shurtleff q Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Here is our condensed opinion of the
Original Laxative Cough Syrup: NEARLY
all other cough syrups are constipating,
especially those containing opiates.
Kennedy's Laxative (containing) Honey
and Tar moves the bowels. Contains no
opiates. Conforms to the National
Pure Food and Drug Law. Sold by F.
| A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

No false pretence has marked the ca
reer of Ely's Cream Balm. No idle
promises of rewards for cases it will moi
enre. Being entirely harmless, 1t ia no.
responsible like the catarrh snuffs ano
powders, for minds shattered by cocaine
The great positive virtue Of Ely's Cream
Balm is that it speedily and completely
cures nasal catarrh and hay fever. Back
of this statement is the testimony Of
thousands and reputation of many
years. success. All druggists. 80 cents
or mailed bv Ely Bros, SO Warner
Street, New York.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
M. s4s.-x..erical Enigma.

NV 1-2-S-4-5 ia impatient Of delay
and carries US along at rapid rate.
NY 67-13-14 IL found first In the
forest, then at sea.
My 1l-12-S-9 is always alert and
never sleeps.
Nv S-2-1O-15 gives US rest and re-
treatment and enables US to perform
tasks without effort.
Ny whole u a proverb.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Give children remedy with pleas
ant taste. Don't force unpleasant medi.
cine down their threats. Kennedy'i
Laxative (containing) Honey and Tar il
most pleasant to take. Children like It,
and as relief for colds, coughs, etc.,
there is nothing better. No opiates
Conforms to National Pure Food and
Drug Law. Sold by F. A. Shurtlef
O. Co
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

New Nurse-But why don't you want
to take your bath, Johnny?
Little JOhnny-'Cause somebody said
the good die young, and / don't want
to take chances on being drowned.
See ?-Exchange.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
A new Lot
WotK HORSE FOR SALE.

Good worker, double or single,
fears nothing but whip. perfectly
kind and safe, will be sold at a low
price as | wish to winter no horse.
Price one hundred. Will take part
pay in wood or hay or both.
c. c. DEARBORN,
Near Fair Grounds.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Cholly Nowitt - Dye know, Miss
Smart. though I've only just met you,
there seems to be a sort Of intellectual
sympathy between us. You know just
how to appeal to my tastes, you see
Are YOU literary woman? Dolly
Smart-No: I'm Kindergarten teacher
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

CrosswOrds: /. Wished for. 2. A
wrench for unscrewing the couplings
of hose. 8. Seasons of the year. 4.
A detached bastion. 5. Everlasting.
Diamond: /. In Rrnic. 2. 4 femi-
nine name. 3. To bury. 4. A snare.
8. In Runic.
Centrals-A word meaning between.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

First Messenger Boy-A lady just sent
for me to FIJI her coal stove.
Second Ditto-Is she going to keep
that up all winter?
First Boy-Not much. fixed that by
smiling most of it on the floor.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

HOundinG q career.
A lady at whose house Leigh Hunt
was dining sollcitously said to him at
dessert:
Don't you ever venture on an or
anger
II should be delighted to do so. my
dear madam" the poet replied. but
I'm so afraid l should tumble Off,
Youths Companion.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
DANCING PROVES FATAL

Many men and women catch cold at
dances which terminate in pneumonia
and consumption. After exposure, II
Foley's Honey and Tar is taken it will
break up cold and no serious results
need be feared. Refuse any but the
genuine in a yellow package. F. A.
Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
CURED OF BRlGHTS DISEASE.

Mr.. Robert o. Burke, Elnora, n. T.,
writes: "Before started to use Foley's
Kidney Cure had to get up from twelve
to twenty times q night, and was all
bloated up with dropsy and my eyesight
was 40 impaired could scarcely see one
of my family across the room. l had
given up hope of living. when friend
recommended Foley's Kidney Cure:
One so cent bottle worked wonders and
before had taken the third bottle the
dropsy had gone, as we'll as all other
symptoms of Bright's disease" +. A.
Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

We have secured the agency for Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup, the new laxative
that makes the liver lively, purifies the
breath. cures headache and regulates
the digestive organs. Cures chronic
constipation. Ask us about 1t. r. A.
Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

"Were you out in all that rain?" asked
Mary. "No," said the young woman
from Vassar. 81 was merely in the
portion of the rain that descended in my
immediate vicinity"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Your stomach churns and digests the
food you cat and II foul, or torpid, or
out of order, your whole system suffers
from blood poison. HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea keeps you we'll. IS cents,
Tea or Tablets. Sold by r. A. Shurtleh
J. Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
Anxwer Easy.

Nurse Ito fond mother Of celebrated
musical pr0ligy)-Please. mum. Is Mas
ter Willy to ave is morning sleep OF
20 OH wiz Is Sixteenth SymphernyF-
Punch.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

"Do you really believe" asked the un-
scrupulous business man, "that honesty
is the best policy'?"
81 believe" replied the Rev. Mr..
Cooley, "that it is the very best eter.
nal fire insurance policy"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

"Fpr years starved, then bought a
so cent bottle of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure,
and what that bottle benefited me all
the gold in Georgia could not buy. !
kept on taking it and in two months
went back to my work as machinist. In
three months was as we'll and hearty
as I ever was. l still use little oc,
casionally as I find it fine blood puri-
fer and good tonic. May you live
long and prosper. &C. N. Cornell, Rod:
ing, Ca, Aug. ~, 1906. KodOl Is sold
here by F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
For Sale in South Paris.

The house and land belonging to the
estate Of the late Mrs. Sarah w. .Hewett,
situated in the center Of the village, has
two apartments of seven and eight rooms
with sheds, large attic, &C., and is In
excellent condition. The grounds are
extensive, containing additional house
lots.
w. T. HEWITT.
JAMES S. WRIGHT. Agent, s. Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
Always the same.

Tallor's Little Boy walking with his
father. sees a street roller)-What's
that, papa? Tallor-The streets being
newly ironed and pressed.-Figaro.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Stern Parent-From my observation
Of him last night I came to the conclu.
sion that that young man OF yours was
rather wild.
Daughter-Of course. 1t was you
that made him wild. He wanted you to
90 upstairs and leave us alone.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
They Agreed.

They Agreed.
Dentist (who has pulled the wrong
tooth)-I see how l made the mistake
counted the mOlars from the back
instead Of the front. You don't seem
to have cut your wisdom teeth yet.
young man.
Groanlng Patient - That's evident
from the choice made Of q dentist.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Miss Thumper-That old gentleman
cried when l played the nocturne. He
said it reminded him of his past life. Is
he a great playerP
Mr.. Chumper-No, he used to be a
pianO inner
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Good for every thing salve is used for
and especially recommended for piles.
That is what we say of DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. On the market for years
and standby in thousands of families.
Get DeWitt's. Sold by F. A. Shurtleff
& Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
HOMEMAKERS COLUMN.

Correspondence on topics of interest to the adie.
IL solicited. Address: Editor HOMEnAKkRe
COLUMN, Oxford Democrat, South Paris, Ne
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Mayme-George declared he would
gladly 60 through fire and water for me.
Edyth-That means that he will look
after the furnace and keep your wash
tubs filled after marriage.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

"Some men can take new furniture
and make 1t look as II 1t was made a
century ago" says journalist. So
cnn some children.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Taken a. directed, It becomes the
greatest curative agent for the relief Of
suffering humanity ever devised. Such
Is Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea. 50
cents, Tea or Tablets. 2. A. Shurtlefl
3 90.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

"Young man, there are two questions
in life: Will it pay?' and rs it right9'
Which shall you choose?"
"Both. I'll use the first up to 80, and
then can probably afford to adopt the
second.n
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is that
old saying about fool and his money?
PA wise man and FOOLS money
ara soop united. nv son,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Husband (crossly) why do you have
all our bills presented once week In.
stead of on the 1st?"
Wife-"Bscause you told me not to
have them large"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

No. 84T.-subtracti0ns.
I. Take two letters from a word
meaning In a jealous manner and
leave one meaning In good season.
2. Take two letters from the flowers
Of plants and leave the flush Of health
on the cheek.
8. Take two letters from the roof OF
! the mouth and leave the head.
4. Take two letters from a word
meaning gloomy and leave one mean
| ing tender to the touch.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

"How In the world did you happen to
be run over by the automobiles"
~ was trying to dodge the ballast that
the balloonist was throwing down."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
The Other One.

"What Is the meaning of alter
fgoY" asked the teacher Of the begin
ners' class In Latin.
1.-THE other l." said the boy with the
curly hair.
"Give sentence containing the
phrase"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

THIS is WORTH REMEMBERING.
As NO one Is immune, every person
should remember that Foley's Kidney
Cure will cure any case of kidney or
bladder trouble that Ia not beyond the
reach OF medicine. F.A. Shurtleff i Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Hicks-Yes, I've been to New York
since saw you last.
Wicks-Yes? You didn't stay long.
Hicks-No; It's hard to stay long In
New York: it's 80 easy to get short.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
pNRuNONIA R0II.

PNEUMONIA FOLLOWS A COLD
but never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t stops the cough,
heals and strengthens the lungs and
prevents pneumonia. F. A. Shurtleff &
20
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Ignorance of the law" said the
Judge excuses no one" THAT being
the case" reioined tho prisoner. 'ft's a
wonder the jury didn't find my lawyer
yuilty.n
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

"Who was that fool you bowed to?"
"My husband"
"Oh-I.er-I humbly apologize-I-"
"Never mind. Pm not angry. Bu
what . keen observer you are"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Need good cathartic? A pill Ii best
Say . pill like DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. About the most reliable on the
market. Sold by r. A. Shurtlen q Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

In every cline its colors are unfurled
Its fame has spread from sea to sea
Be not surprised II In the other world,
You hear of Rocky Mountain Tea.
Sold BY r. A. Shurtled & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money II 1t fails to
euro. E. w. GROVES signature is on
each boz. csc.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Bjones-"Why the grouchP"
Psmith-"My wife called me fool"
Biones-"Cheer up. 1t may not be
true"
Psmith-"But 1t is. She proved It,
Went and dug up bunch Of my old
love letters, and read 'em to mer'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Chappy-I tell you when read about
some of Edison's wonderful inventions
it makes mo think q little. Miss Cut
lsry-Yes; isn't It remarkable what
electricity can do?
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

He-When We are married, my love,
We shall have lot to struggle with.
She (consolingly)-Ws shall have each
Other.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

If thou faint In the day Of adversely
thy strength 10 small.-Book Of Prov
orba.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
THE NEW PURE FOOD AND DRUG
LAW

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug Law as 1t
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as safe
remedy for children and adults.-F. A.
Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
hints.
THE BEDROOM CLOSET FLOOR.

THE BEDROOM CLOSET FLOOR.
There is nothing so economical and
satisfactory for the bedroom closet floor
as table oil cloth. 1t comes In all colors
and can be purchased to harmonize with
rugs, carpets and other furnishings. A
damp cloth will wipe it up In a few
minutes, with little dust or trouble, and
IL always looks neat and clean.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding. Protruding
Piles. Druggists are authorized to re-
fund money IL PazO Ointment falls to
cure In To IA days. 80 cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
HANDY POT LITTER.

Make a holder similar to fat-iron
holder, but thinner. use fiannelet,
four double. Quilt it on the machine.
To one corner sew piece of tape, yard
or more in length. In the other end OF
the tape cut and work a buttonhole. Sew
button on your apron belt, above the
pocket, and button the holder to your
apron. The result will be saving of
time, to say nothing of burnt fingers.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
No. 84a.-Decapitation.

No. 840-Oecapftatton.
Behead In eloQuence that part which tells
And leave q class Of snails that have no
ahells
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
No. 34S.-Pyramid.

No. S4S.-Pyramfd.
Left slope-Timepiece. Right slope
A people Of Europe. Centrals-An In
jury.
/. A letter in write. 2. A verb. .
A round. L. Angles. 8. Any writing
as q deed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-11-27

Father-That kid ought to have q
spanking! He's altogether too preoo-
cinus; knows more than do!
Moiher-But, dear, wouldn't call
that prec0cious.