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The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
HiQher Civilization
Breeds Lunacy
1HE United States currency system is not perfec
cause it is noneastic.
That there will be no further currency legi
? TIL WE SHALL HAVE EXPERIENCED

WINsLoW of Londo Fsmou
HE proportion Of because Of love affairs sma-b
per cent in and IL cent in We getting
better in this respect At the present there not
much there used be. do really think
In the the attachments of boys and girls that there
much REAL LOVE nowadays
Matrimonial matters regarded nationally Blind
soning devotion is thing ALMOST of the past
good deal Of madness governed by the laws Of hed and
although pdposed madness successfully undergo
mental sn the collapse because of the
strain, but account Of the PREDISPOSITION.
Alcohol must be first place the unac No
could be found mad enough deny that brain poison and
insanity DUE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, drink ap
pang Then there the of tobaccon the shape
particularly. do pipe smoking harmful unless carried
ciaARETrEs ESPECIALLY EMPTY
STOMACH, vKRY POTENT FACTOR MAKING A
There practically lunacy among Aacs the natives of
Africa other extensive territories but sprey populated Wher
the and studied the perfection una
abound Where the mind comparatively freehsre people
able the beauty and the Of and the
time participate in the health giving Of river and field
without the inoessant the mind that the struggle
living and the unhealthy of the nvolveTHERE
Is BOUND TO BE LESS LUNACY.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
FOR THE LITTLE 4,
This Coin and Gard Trick l.. j.
and Easily Perto,T m

''orfned
An interesting and n,s..
is to make n coin appear p.V,'! w
ther OF two cards, accord;n u
desire of your audience,
beforehand two coins. ea.h
waxed on one side. Now a.1
one for a similar coin, and T.
letting anybody see the vs,s}
exchange one of them for nj
rowed one and place il on !
BILE waxed side up, ~
Take two cards at random
pack and hold them in vnn.'
with the other waxed coin ,su ~
will stick to the under ca,J ~
lay the card carefully on II.
near the other coin. PlaesM n ),
ond card over the first vs,s; !
90 chat every one sees you :
down slightly. and you vii
q waxed coin sticking to ths
surface Of each card.
You can now make the co
pear under either card ths,
audience names by bending III
slightly upward in lifting t, t IA
the coin will not stick; 9th
it will, and your audience will
it is one coin that you max
from under one card to tha
at your pleasure.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
6he Need of a Qualified
Emergency Currency

HE United States currency not perfect largely be-
II it is nonelastlc.
That there will be further currency legislation UN
~ TIL WE SHALL HAVE EXPERIENCED PANIC
occasoned by this of elasticity l am convinced
need have initiation. The amount
of Judgment abundant The difficulty hes In the
fact that the volume remains STATIONARY.
Now shall be the remed Shall it be currencya In
the popular acceptance of that term answer mol
currency commonly understood would ination
have Asset commonly under
stood would be supported only by the sovency of the bank OF ISSUE
THAT MUST NOT BE Shall be currencya In the
popular acceptation of that term l answer no!
Clearing certificates be authorized by law Let
who country and those who her credit set
their faces against such a course.
Among remedies suggested appealed to
strongly national banks increase their bank
circulation method involves the right of national banks to
their circulation perhaps equal to 80 cent
outstanding volume of bond secured circulation
which the bank should of cent during the time it
maintained and the consideration Of this should
GUARANTEE its redemption
You call this, please provision So 1t Is,
circulation NO NEW FORM Of money
note bonds of the United Sate the
additional currency could be made identical with that based
bonds The comptroller and the bank issuing
the would alone know of its existence
ADVERTISE EXISTENCE OUR TX
rREMrY, CONCEIVE CONDITIONS
WHICH IT WOULD REMAIN OUT SIXTY oAYa
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
The costIisst Cigars.

"The costliest cigars in the
world" said New York tobacco
mist, "are made for the Barons
Rothschild. They cost $1.25 apiece
and are called Henry Clay Sobra-
nos. They are wrapped in pure gold
leaf and packed in cabinets of cedar
inlaid with ivory. Although a black,
rough looking cigar, they smoke
with the most delicate aroma you
can imagine. King Edwards cigars
only cost a little more than half
what the Eothschilds' do"
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
WirSiess In Canada.

Canada now possesses twelve
wireless telegraphy stations on the
river and gulf Of st. Lawrence and
the Atlantic coast. OF the twelve
stations, which are under the direc-
ton OF the department of marine
and fsheries, nine are high power
and three low power. The former
can communicate with vessels up to
a distance Of $50 miles, while the
radius of the latter is about 1870
miles.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Honest Polly.

A lady was one day teachlI
little colored girl how to spell,
an exchange. She used a pict|
primer in which each word vsj
companied by an illustration.
Polly glibly spelled ''o-x, oz,'|
''b-o-x, box" and the teal
thought she was making right 1
progress, perhaps even too rapid
She put her hand over the pic
and then asked, "Polly, what
OK spell?"
COX" answered Polly nimbl!.
GLOW do you know it spells .
Polly was as honest as the ds
''Seed his tall" she responde
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Mr.. Stutterer-I al-al-always
stick to my word.
Miss Cutter-I see you do.
Looking Forward.

my son." said the conservative
citizen, II trust you will lead a cor
rect existence and make it point
to keep out of all trouble with the
police"
II don't know about that" replied
the truthful young man. II expect
to own an automobile some day.
Washington Star.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Hidden Names.

Find the hidden names OF o
or girl, one in each sentence;
l. You know l dare not trus'
2. Yes, the roses are very NICE
8. Determined l am You mus
mother.
4. I will tell her in a day or tE
5. Will you be at Riceilela V
today? II,
s.. I like jam, especially raSPoe' ,,'s
Z. If red does not sult, Try Oiu'
Answers: /. Ida. 2. Esther
Amy. 4. Ada. 5, Bea'Frs'
James. Z. Fred.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Canned Good. sluun

According to the president of the
Baltimore Canned Goods Exchange,
the sale Of canned goods has fallen
of % per cent since the subject of
food adulteration has come so much
before the public. He says that it
will take years for the trade to rs-
gain what it has Lost and that this
can only be done by guarantee Of
purity.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11

A mouse went into ti,e barn ,nr1 or q hII
Where Pussy Cat siept on 'p a,s,,si ~
Hut puss walked uo and s'"
6eAY!" oiss,
10 Mousie remarked
rd bettsr away 10 svod q Iom
Rstwixt myself and Mrh M.h ~ ~
Yor neither here nor scroes abd ~
= a big enough barn Tor puu p.h. uod d =
d while pussy hiinked on ,ne .vsy.
The u,ouaie ytnked and RI"
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Hardly ApproorysSe.

on taking their seats for the first
tlme on the bench at the newly
erected courthouse at Delmerhorst,
Germany, the Judges were much
Pe,turoed to find that the architect
nad ornamented the portico with
the sculptured bead Of q fox on ons
sI SIDE and that Of sheep ON the 9th
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Pretty Lucky.

Friend of the Family-You ara
very lucky, my boy, to be the sew
enth son. 1t will bring you ever
lasting fortune.
Son No. Ut hasn't so far. All
It's brought yet is the old clothes Of
my six brothers. - Detroit Free
Press.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Not Yet oooo,

"The age of miracles has gone."
declared the cynic.
mo, it hasn't" said the woman.
"My husband told me this morning
that he noticed I was wearing last
years hat and gave me money to
buy q new one." baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Grateful Men,

NO." said the tiresome man, II
never knew woman who could tell
q story we'll. Most women appreci-
ate the fact and don't try"-
"Yes," interrupted the bored one,
"and most Of the men appreciate it
too." ."-Philadelphia Press. -
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Bean Bag Game.

Construct with supports d ~ w.,
about twenty-five inches = sqas IL
with a hole in the center aoo''' ~ y
inches across. A half dozen Nv ~
bags are needed to play TINS saa -,
and the feature is to see nov .Dtl 4
bags the player can pitch ii''O
center hole.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Stage Fright.

Miss Sue Brette-He's starring In
one Of his own dramas.
Mr.. Footlight-Do you suppose
he ever had stage fright?
eyes, when the audience dared
the author to come out-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
Story Of the Late Bishop Dudley and
the Waffios.

1t would indeed be queer bishop
who could not tell good story on
himself. The late Bishop Dudley OF
Kentucky was wont to relate with
much relish an interesting expert
ence which he once had in connec-
ton with wafiles.
At fine old Virginia homestead
where he was frequent guest the
waffles were always remarkably
good.
One morning as breakfast drew
near an end the tidy little linen
coated black boy who served at ta-
Bile approached Bishop Dudley and
asked in low voice:
"Bishop, won't y have 'n'er waf-
fe?"
EYES," said the genial bishop, 81
believe l will"
"Dey ain no mo-" then said the
nice little black boy.
"Well," exclaimed the surprised
reverend gentleman, "if there aren't
any more wsffies what made you ask
me if 1 wanted another one?
Bishop" explained the little
black. boy, "you'se done ct ten
already, an I fought y wouldn't
want no mo'."-Emma Carleton in
Lippincott's.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
hia Dram.

II guess" said Mrs. Miggleham
ut must be true that dreams go by
contraries."
"Why?" her husband asked.
"Last night when you were talk.
ing in your sleep you said: No good.
I've got kings full But I couldn't
seem to find cent in your clothes"
Chicago Record Herald.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11
Cured.

A red headed man one night
raked up enough courage to propose
to a girl with whom he was very
deeply and sincerely in love. She
replied to his suit in a sad voice,
"I'm very sorry, George, but ] could
never marry any one with red hair y
"That is nothing" said her suit
or. 'My barber tells me that at the
rate my hair is falling out I'll be
completely bald in two years. San
Francisco Argonaut.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-01-11

Mrs. Mouse and Mrs. Pussy
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Worse than an alarm Of fire al night
Is the brassy cough of Group, which
sounds like the chlldren's death knell
and it means death unless something
ID done quickly. Foley's Honey and
Tar never fails to give instant relief
and quickly cures the worst forms Of
Group. Mrs. P L Cordier, Of Man
nington, KY, writes. my three year
old girl had severe case OF Group; the
doctor said she could not live. / got
a bottle Of Foley's Honey and Tar,
the first dose gave quick relief and
saved her life. " Refuse substitutes.
IA p Owens DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16
Don't deceive yourself. II you have

Don't deceive yourself II youhaye
Indigestion take Kodol dyspepsia cure.
1T will relieve you. Rev w. r. He
cutt, South Mills, N. G.. says: II
was troubled with chronic indigestion
for several years: whatever | ate
seemed to cause heartburn, sour stom-
ache, fluttering of my heart, and gem
eral depression of mind and body. My
druggist recommended Kodol, and it
has relieved me. ( can now eat any
thing and sleep soundly at night. Ko.
dol digests what You eat. Peoples
drug store. DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16
MARK TwAIN's STORY.
About the Schoolboy Who Played
Sick So He Might Stay Out
of School.


Mark Twain, on his last visit to his
old home Hannibal, Mo.-told to the
school children true story about a
schoolboy
This boy" he said, "awoke one
morning very Ill. His groans alarmed
the household The doctor was sent
for, and came post-haste.
WELL said the doctor, as he en-
tered the sick room. what is the
trouble?'
"A pain in my side said the boy.
A pain in the head?'
Yes, sir.
Is the right hand stiff?'
"a little
How about the right foot?'
That's stlf, too
"The doctor winked at the boys
mother
Well, he said, you're pretty sick.
But you'll be able to go to school on
Monday Let me see, to-day is Satur-
day, and
Is this Saturday? said the boy
in vexed tone i thought it was Fri
day y.
''Half an hour later the boy declared
himself healed, and got UP. Then they
packed him off to school, for it was
Friday, after all"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

American women are born reform
ers. Nine out OF ten feel themselves
commissioned to rebuke, regenerate or
redeem their fellow mortals. 1t Is this
passion for conducting other persons
lives, says an American woman in the
London Telegraph, that is responsible
in a large degree for the character, ex-
tent and prosperity OF womens clubs
III. the United States. Zeal Of a some
what riotous kind finds here an oppor-
tunity to express itself, in words at
least. The ambition 10 preside over
meetings. to run committees and to
promulgate various doctrines and
views takes such hold of large class
Of women that the care Of home and
family and other @commonplaces' fall
into the background.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16
COULD NOT REST.
NIGHT OR DAY
With Irritating Skin Humor Whole
Body Affected Scalp ltched All
the Time and Hair Began to Fall
Out Wonderful Result From
APPLICATION OF
CUTICURA REMEDIES

81 am never without Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment since | tried
them last summer. About the latter
part of July my whole body began to
itch. / did not take much notice Of it
at first, but it began to get worse all the
time, and then began to get uneasy
and tried all kinds of baths and other
remedies that were recommended for
skin humors; but / became worse all
the time. My hair began to fall out and
my scalp itched all the time. Espe-
cially at night, just as soon as l would
get in bed and get warm, my whole body
would begin to itch and my finger nails
would keep it irritated, and it was not
long before / could not rest night or day.
A friend asked me to try the Cuticura
Remedies, and did, and the first appll-
cation helped me wonderfully. For
about four weeks / would take hot
bath every night and then apply the
Cuticura Ointment to my whole body;
and / kept getting better, and by the
time used four boxes Of Cuticura / was
entirely cured, and my hair stopped
falling out, but I continue to use the
Cuticura on my scalp. It keeps all dam
druff out and scalp is always clean. /
always use Cuticura Ointment on my
face after shaving, and have found
nothing to equal it. / will never be
without it." d. E. Blankenship,
319 n. Del. St.,
Oct. q, 1905. indianapolis, Ind.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

In the archipelago Of Mergui, on the
coast Of lower Burmah, live the sea
gypsies Instead Of carts they own
covered boats. in which, with their
families, dogs. cats chickens and pets,
they float about on the sea and wander
from island to island BY day they
fish or harpoon turtle or dive for oys-
ters, but every night they put back to
the shore. In the case of bad weather
at sea they land with their dogs and
then poaeh, catching porcupines, squir-
reIs and the like, Of which they make
savory dishes.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Just little Kodol after meals. viii
relieve that fullness, belching, gas on
stomach. and all other symptoms of
indigestion Kod0l digests what you
eat. and enables the stomach and di-
gesUlve organs to perform their func-
tions naturally. Peoples Drug Store.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Backache is never known to those
persons who take an occasional dose Of
Pineules. The value of the resin OBJ
tanned from the pine tree has long
been recognized in the treatment Of
diseases Of the bladder and kidneys
One dose of Pineules viii give relief,
and one bottle will cure. Sold by A.
P. Owens, Druggist DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

They never gripe or sicken, but
cleanse and strength the stomach,
and bowels. This is the universal
verdict Of the many thousands who
use De Wits Little Early Risers.
These famous little pills relieve head
ache, constipation, biliousness, jann-
dice, torpid liver, sallow complexion,
etc Try Little Early Risers. Peo-
Piles Drug Store. dw
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

One night is all the time necessary
to prove that Pineules is the best
remedy in the world for backache and
all kidney and bladder troubles. If
you have rheumatism or any other
blood disease a single close will give
relief. Sold by A. ?. Owens. dw
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Mrs. Scrappy--ld like to dance over
your grave, that's what I'd like to do!
Scrappy-W Well, you never will. I've
put clause in my will requesting my
executors to have me buried at sea-
Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Kidney complaint kills more people
than any other disease. This is due
TO the disease being SO insidious that
it gets a good hold on the system be-
fore it is recognized Foley's Kidney
cure will prevent the development Of
fatal disease if taken in time. A. z.
Owens. dW
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

One way second class colonist tick
cts to California, Arizona, New Mexi~
co and Texas points. Tickets ON sale
February Is, 1905, to April 7, 1906,
inclusive. Fare to San Francisco, Los
Angeles, also other common points,
s25.0O. See M. X. & e. Agent for
further information
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16
CRESCENT HOTEL
Eureka Springs, Ark.
OPEN FOR THE SEASON
February rs, 1900

.fany repairs and improvements
have been made, the service will be
better than ever and the charges mod
crate.
Here spring is thoroughly delight
ful season. with clear, blue skies and
the crisp air of the mountains tenn
pered by warm sunshine. If you wish
ia avoid the snow and slush at home
this spring, go to Eureka Springs.
Booklets describing the hotel and the
resort sent free on request.
A. HILTON,
Gen. Pasg. Agt., Frisco System,
st. Louis, No.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16
Reward nr Patiance-

Ranki-What are you going to 10
with all those cigar checks, or what
ever you call them, that you are saw
ing?
Fyle-I'm papering room with
them. want to show my wife that I
can economize in some things as well
as she can.-Chicago Tribune.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

PRINTING turned out by the
ore Chieftain job department is up
Color to-date. Any color or tint you
want Have your business card
printed in two colors. It's more attractive
and only costs about third additional.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Bond is recognized among print
Blue ers as the highest grade writing
fay paper made. The Chieftain has
in stock fine assortment, all
weights-ruled or unruled. Give us an
order for a letter or note head.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16
LOCAL NOTES

Chelsea tits morning.
J. M. Keen, Of Joplin, was among
The guests at the Gateway
Lon Connor returned from Fairland
this morning.
Plumbing and tin work speciality
1t Hickman Hardware Co. 74-tf
WANTED Girl for general house.
work Mrs. Felix Cowan. S3
Good prairie hay for sale by the bale
Or ton.
ii L. P. Garrison.
w. j. Wade, OF South McAlester,
came III last night on business.
w. W. Miller is here from Ramona.
All who have not paid Taxes had
better get busy
@. ]. Hunt, Tax COL
The most reliable preparation for
kidney troubles on the market is
Foleys Kidney Cure. A. 2. Owens DIV
Fat hens at vinita Meat Store.
The best fresh meats always in stock
at the Vinita Meat Store. lO2
Rev. G. W. snodgrass went to Tul-
bsa on the Katy fast train today
Foley's Honey and Tar cures the
cough caused by attack of la grippe.
lit heals the lungs A P Owens. DIV
George Harris of the Golden Rule is
having fun with Buster Brown and
Tige today.
Harry Bland came down from Alton
on the fast mail train today and took
III b Sor Muskogees
Pinesalve acts like poultice. Best
thing in the world for boils, burns,
cracked hands, letter, etc. Sold by
"A. p. Owens, Druggist. DIV
r. G. Holland goes to ST. Louis this
evening over the Frisco, tD be gone
four days.
Mrs. p G. Browning. Of Seneca was
in town yesterday shopping with the
Sanders Wright Mer Co.
Buster Brown arrived in town this
morning accompanied by Tige and
/ will hold reception at the Golden
Rule this afternoon.
Foley's Honey and Tar is best for
Icroup and whooping cough, contains
mo opiates, and cures quickly. Care
ful mothers keep it in the house. A.
IN. Owens. DIV
Garden seeds Of all kinds for early
planting are in stock at the Vinita
Meat Store. lO2
Fine seed potatoes can be had at the
Vinita Meat Store. lO2
Everything you eat will taste good
an do good if take Rilg's Dyspepsia
ATa blets Sold by A. p. Owens. dW
J. G. Mehlin was in from his farm
near Alluwee today. He has some
s.Gaod oil land and is burning gas from
his own gas we'll.
w. T. Hutchings passed through
last night enroute to Washington
where he will appear before the su-
preme court Monday in the White
Man case. He was joined here by J.
N S. Davenport,
me Merchant Should have the best
and of Job Printing done
Professional on the very best linen.
Man 1t indicates success.
and everybody loves the
successful man. Give The Chieftain
a trial order. We will please you.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Farm The Chieftain has now on
paw4ar the press the latest and
~ best form Of Rental Con-
tracts-one that win stand
the test Of the courts and protect the
rights Of both parties.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16
RECOMMENDED. TO I'LL MOTHERS

"I have used Cuticura Ointment for
cha6ng Of infants, and as they grew
older all skin diseases were given treat-
ment with that and the Cuticura Soap.
never found it necessary to call doc
tor, as these Remedies are a sure cure,
If used as directed am glad to recom-
mend them 70 all mothers Sincerely
YOURS. Mrs. +. A. kennard.
June n. 1905 st. Paul Park. MINI.
Cufisura soar Ointment za1 PITS arr soii ihTau lout
theudrld putte7 Drug Chen. Corp. sdf g. I-|nns
1ss-siiHed Free, Elor Sc care i5r ths SAN.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

W. e. Ross was here from Grove
this morning
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

N. G.. Briggs, Of Bluejacket, regis
tered at the Cobb last night.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

Tulsa has decided to ask for Car
negie library as the next best thing to
federal court.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

The fast mail was just 30 minutes
getting from the depot to the post
ONCE Today.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-02-16

W. 7. Morton is here from Ramona
today.