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Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
SMILING REMARKS.

How was the operation, doctor?"
"A perfect success in every way"
Patient getting along nicely. I supposed"
We'll, as matter of fact, / can't say he
is; he died."-Princeton Tiger.
stella-Did she tell her husband she would
rnarried.-New York Sun.
why did you refuse him?"
He was dssipated"
Anything else?"
Yes; his fortune was, too."-Brooklyn
Eagle.
Bthyl-I wonder why Maude is afraid to
venture out in a shower.
MRyme-Shes hunting a husband.
Ethyl-What has that got TO do with 1t z.
Mayme-She believes in keeping her pow
der dry.-Columbus Dispatch.
Tess-Mr Newman asked Bess II she
didn't think you had pretty figure
Jess-What did Bess say?
Tess-.She said: No, but she makes up
for it."-Philadelphia Press.
MY dear SIR" protested the eminent SEN
at9pTi ahp,i,o u try to take broad view of every
OF IT," said the dissatisfied constituent
Chicago Tribune.
Have you ever known a man who had
greatness thrust upon him?"
We'll" replied the rising young states
/ had the hardest kind OF II work with him
when l went to get his consent. Wash
ington Star.
She-I see the Japanese lover, instead of
an engagement ring. may give his future
bride a piece Of beautiful silk, to be worn
"IIe-I wouldn't like that plan
mo. know you wouldn't You'd get
awfully tired OF seeing four or hve girls
wearing the same sash!"-Yonkers States
man.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
Humane Treatment of Dogs.
Baltimore American.

Omaha is to have a millionaire dos
catcher. He is to try the work, not be.
cause he likes the job so much. but dogs
more. and wants to show how humanely
they can be handled. II is not often that a
man OF wealth undertakes a work of phi
lanthropy. but not exactly of honor tc
show how It should be done, so this dos
catcher Of millions deserves credit for hav.
ing the courage of his convictions.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

Despite the announcement of a Brit
tsh manufacturer that he will buy cot
eSn from Africa. there is little prob
ability that the boil weevils OF Texas
will starve to death this season.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

Mayor-elect Dahlmsn is said to be
attending meetings OF the council. po-
lice board and other boards for the
purpose of getting onto the ropes. ."
A man who can lasso a steer at full
speed ought not 10 have to spend much
time learning the ropes.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

Foreign eonsuls who object to the
report Of Mr.. Pierce have the satisfac-
tion OF knowing that one mans state
ment is almost as good as another's
when the proof is on the other side
OF the globe.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

The board of supervisors of San
Francisco show that normal feeling is
returning to the town. as one of its
latest acts is to find fault with the
street car service.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
Melancholy Passing of the Pass.
New York sun

The anti-pass amendment to the rate bill
may have to be amended in the interests
of railroad employees. stockmen and others
but members of congress seem to be shut
out forever. 1t does not seem possible that
Senator Tillman viii again lose a wallet
stuffed full of railroad passes.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

With reference TO the appearance Of
the dean of the law school of the Ne
brsska State university as attorney for
the so-calIed Grain trust in proceed
ings brought by the state. It may he
recalled that when the editor OF The
Bee was a member of the Board Of
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

The city boiler inspector declares
that there is nothing in the ordinances
10 authorize him to inspect automo-
bile boilers. If that is the case the
ordinance is certainly defective and
should be remedied. II may be adVis-
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

After all the discussion, the fact re-.
mains that the presidents position 4
is desire for q square deal" rail
road bill which will stand the test of
the courts.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
Nature Braces a Trust.

haisdS ivy SAoA'
The superiority and value of steel struc-
lures we're definitely demonstrated by the
San Francisco earthquake Thus the
wrath of nature is made to praise Mr..
Carnegie and the Steel trust.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

The grand jury has been in session
for whole week. but so far nothing
very startling has occurred. Can it
be possible that all the ugly rumors
have put themselves to sleep?
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

able, however. to make the power Of
the officer, whoever he may be, vested
with the duty Of automobile inspection
broad enough to include any propelling
device which when out of order might
endanger life.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

them from ordinary manual work. who's,
hands can. nevertheless, be retained to
dettness. One such boy. who had never
before earned any money, has already in
three months gained sufficient skill in the
forge class of the settlement to sell many
dollars worth of his metal work and bids
fair to become self-supportnE.
prominent Wall street man was hur-
rying out Of his office at the noon hour
when he suddenly stopped upon noticing
a man across the street and tipped his hat
very respectfully. The man was carrying
sandwich board emblazoning the merits
of nearby quick lunch parlor and looked
altogether seedy. A friend OF the wall
street man who had observed the momen-
tary performance started to guy him.
who's your friend?" he asked.
He is a man have considerable respect
for" was the reply. He was once a
prosperous citizen down here and worth
several hundred thousand. He lost every
thing and finally had 20 come to this
Even the best of us are liable to 20 the
same way, you know, and that's why ! am
not afraid to be respectful TO a once bril-
liant man."
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

1t might be we'll to have a protocol
drawn up and signed after each White
House conference in order to prevent
distinguished statesmen from forget
ting the gist of conversations.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

Senator LaFollette might have less
opposition to his rate bill amendment
II he would provide for two valuations
OF railroads. one to be used in fixing
rates and the other for basing taxa
ton.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
Strong Factor in the Race.

The Omaha Bee has apounced the can
didacy of Edward Rosewater for the repub-
lican nomination for United States senator.
Mr.. Rosewater will be strong factor in
the senatorial race.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

The former representative Of the
Mutual Insurance company who is
heading a revolt in Great Britain evil
IDENTIFY believes that his loyalty to his
company did not outlast his pension
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
COnsumers' only Chance.
Washington Post

Fire insurance companies propose to raise
rates to cover the losses in the San Fran
cisco fire, and the landlords will get even
by raising the rents. The consumer never
gets chance to raise anything except the
price.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

WHEN OUT OF TOWN.
Subscribers leaving the city ten.
pOrarily should have The Dee
mailed to them. Address viii bo
chaRged a. often aa requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

1t is up to" the car to grant
amnesty to political prisoners. but he
is free TO decide whether II shall be
an act of grace or of expediency.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
"And the Cat Came Back"

NITTNWEV
Those statesmen who humorously
dumped the rate bill on Tillman must be
finding a good deaf of food for sober re-
Election Just at present
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

Father Gapon's body having been
identified, both the revolutionists and
reactionaries should see that they have
an alibi handy.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

King Ak-Sar-Ben is furnishing up
for another season of membership in
itiation. Let all loyal subjects get in
readiness.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
Gatherinr Force RapidIr.

Loup CITY NorthWestern trep.).
Norris Brown will have 10 go some to
head on a Rosewster boom that seems TO
be gathering with the force and rapidity
Of a modern tornado.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
LIcks that Tell.
Crawford Tr,hune Iren

Crawford Tribune Crep).
Victor ROsewater is putting in some
hard licks for his fathers candidacy for
the United States senatorshp during the
latter's absence in Rome Vic is all right.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16
STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
State Of Nebraska, DougIas County, IS;
9. G. Rosewater, general manager OF The
Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn
says that the actual number Of full and
complete copies OF The Daily, Morning,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during
the month OF April, 1906, was as follows
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

= Z. HOSEWAIER,
General Manager.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn to
before me this SOth DAY of April, 1905.
(SeaD ID. B. HUEGArE,
Notary PUBIC.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

Tess-Mr. Newman asked Bess II she
didn't think you had a pretty figure.
Jess-What did Bess say7
Tess-She said: mo, but she makes up
for t."-Philadelphia Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

"Why did you refuse him?"
He was dissipated"
Anything else?"
Yes; his fortune was, too."-Brooklyn
Eagle.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

Stella-Did she tell her husband she would
always remain widowed?
Belia--No, but she promised not to stay
narried.-New York Sun.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-16

PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30
STICKS IN THE STOMACH.
Feeling That Often Comes to People
 With Weak Diaestion.

A poor sufferer from indigestion once said that his stomach felt as though it was filled with sticks and as though some of them were on fire and burning him up inside.
 When the stomach and the organs of digestion and nutrition are weakened and do not act properly, the symptoms of ill health that follow are many and varied. There is often a feeling of heaviness in fhe stomach. there is dis tress and nervousness, dizziness, nausea, nervous and sick headaches. inability to sleep well, pains in the side and limbs. specks before the eyes and a general peevish. irritable condition.
 All these troubles are the direct re- suit of indigestion. Cure this by strengthening the stomach and diges- tive system with Mi-O-na stomach tab lets and your symptoms of ill health will vanish like dew before the morning sun; life will be joyous, and digestion will be so natural that you will forget you have a stomach.
 Mi-o-na stomach tablets cost but soc a box and are sold by the Larson Drug Co under an absolute guarantee that they will be successful in every case where used according to directions or money will be refunded.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30

essary to choose between Los Angeles and Phoenix he has decided to stick to Phoenix.
 Elmer White. who has been in charge of the Los Angeles office. and who is already well known here through his magazine articles and ire quent visits to the valley will con- tinue to be associated with MT. Walker Phoenix being his headquarters. He will have special charge of the colon ization of the lands under the Casa Grande Canal company which project of Mir. Walkers is coming along very satisfactorily. MT White has been fla miliarizing himself with conditions both here and in Los Angeles. and has a wide acquaintance which will help him in his work.
 The colonization enterprise has not been extensively advertised here as it is MT. Walkers purpose to settle the Pinal county lands with new people from both east and west. who are in search of homes in d new country thus adding to the population and wealth of the territory. His principal business will remain iG Phoenix and will in no way be affected by this pro ject which has been given publicity mainly in the magazines and outside press.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30
ROYAL TREATMENT
 IN OLD NEW ENGLAND
Republican Correspondent Is Kept Busy Seeing Wonderful Things.

Boston, Aug. 1S-(SpeciaI curre- spondence of The Republican. )-The beneficent fairy godmother of the old traditions evidently has not lost my address and for the past three weeks have been treated right royalty. The tie of blood and the memory of few years of happy school girl life in Bos- ton have been the open sesame to homes of wealth and culture in and about this city. The time from girl hood to that of the matured woman is but a breath when the life has been full of work and effort. What if there have been sad days and disappointed ideals, they are forgotten when one takes up the thread of gladsome youth and drinks again at that effervescing fountain. As then. the heart beats faster, the blood flows swifter and the imagination tingles with the possibili- ties of the future; air castles again be- gin to rise and everything has about it the atmosphere of hope "In the leXi- con of youth there is no such word as fail.' There is no death. only tran sition into another home, beautiful there as we have made our life beautf- full here. The old shell so easily drops off when thoughts and words and deeds have patterned after those of the meek and lowly NazeIine, who came rather to serve, his fellow men than to be served. I hear some one say, "She is preaching now" I beg your pardon. but I do not wish you to say that I like the doing of things rather than the art of preaching.
 This diversion leads me to speak of the new Christian Science church here in Boston. I heard and read much about it before coming east, but no eff fort of the imagination can excel it's beauty. The dome is larger than the beautiful golden dome of BostOn's state
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30

If you care to save money. here's a shoe value that, in justice to your pocketbook, you cannot ignore. II. A. Diehl Shoe Go.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30
RATES OF TAXATION
 GIVEN BY COUNTIES
Table Showing the Levy In Each
 County Of Arizona.

The figures from all the counties, showing the county rates of taxation are now on file at the office of the territorial auditor and from them the following table has been compiled. It shows the tax rate in each county, in cluding the territorial rate, for the year 1905, and for the year 1906, and also the amount of reduction of the rate in each county. The reader will observe that this reduction is from five cents to s1.25 in the various coun- ties, with the exception of Mohave, where the rate remains the same.
 4 little calculation on these figures will enable the reader to demonstrate to his own satisfaction the following points: That the average rate levied on each s1OO of the assessed valuation of all the property in the territory this year is s2.77. against S3.27 levied on each $10O worth of property last year. or general reduction of fifty cents on the S1OO, or reduced to percentage, a decrease of 15.3 per cent. And this
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30
Personal Mention


 Charles Taylor formerly of this city. but now of Tucson. has returned to his home after a weeks hunt in the Pinto mountains of Sonora. He killed a number of deer on the hunt.
 AdOlph Graf yesterday returned from Prescott where he has been for q brief outing. During his stay in the noun tain city he was initiated into the Knights of Columbus.
 MT. and Mrs. John Bodet yesterday returned home from a trip to the coast. They were at ocean Park and Los Angeles and spent several days in san Francisco.
 George DriscoH left last night for Chicago. where he goes for the purpose of attending the annual gathering of the members of the National Funeral Directors association. From Chicago he will go to his former home at Port land. Maine for a few weeks. It is his plan to return to Phoenix the first of October.
 Among the outgoing passengers on last evenings train for the south were: Seth Byers for Greenvile. Pa: Mrs. Hester Brown, for AshevilIe, North Carolina.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30

despite the fact that a greater amount of money is being raised by taxation in the several counties than was raised last year. owing to the increased pop ulatiOn and a general expansion in the volume of business in the territory or in other words, growth.
 If the reader desires to learn the county rates alone he should subtract from the first column of figures nine ty1five cents, the territorial rate for last year, and from the second column of figures, seventy-five cents, the ter ritOrial rate for this year.
 Rate of taxation by counties, in cIuding territorial tax:
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30
To Creditors of The Traders InsuF'
 ance Company, Of Chicago.

Notice is hereby given Go all cre,iitaIs ui The Traders Ins uTance Company of Chicago. thEf June 29. 1908. an order was entered by the GIT cult Court of Cook rounty, Illinois In tEr cause wherein the undersigned was appulutF. Receiver. directing that all claims sEaiu-t The Traders Insurance Company uf thlrae.r. (Other than nre-lOSs claim>) be hle4. uuurr oath. with the Receiver on or before uinetE days from said June 29 19C6, and that an claim (OJher than fire-lOS> Claim>) not ~n flei within ninety days from said June @. 1et6. hc ioEcve | barred from any night Co share in thr di~tr- button of the estate by said court
 Notice is accordingly given hereby tu an gre- ditOrs of said The raders lnsurauce Com pany, of Chicago (othCr than fire-lo~- claim antS) to file their CiaimS. under oath. with uaa pursuant tu the terms of said order. on ur De- fore ninety days from June 29. If6- BlHuE forms for claims may le had ou application s- my office.
 BYRON l.. SMITH Receiver of The Traders Insurance CompauE
 ol Chicago. Rector Bldg, Chicago, Ill-
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30
WILL CONSOLIDATE
 BUSINESS OFFICES
]. Earnest WalRer Will Close Los
 Angeles Branch Sept. i.

J. Ernest Walker left for Iron Springs this morning for another out ing of a few days. He announced yesterday that he had decided on Sep tember 1st, to close his Los Angeles office and consolidate his business in Phoenix. He has done we'll in Los Angeles. but his business in Phoenix has been growing rapidly and he has found it impossible to give proper at tention to both his Phoenix and his Los Angeles. offices. Finding it nec-
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30
OF LOCAL
INTEREST
INCORPORATED

HAVE INCORPORATED -S $. J. Tribolet and son, Fred, have incorpo- rated the Wholesale Meat and Produce company with a capital stock of S6O 900.
 VACATION oVER-E. w. Lewis and family have returned from a months visit with relatives and friends in Los Angeles and Pasadena. MT. Lewis said he couldn't help having a good time, situated as he was and he wouldn't have helped it if he could
 THE INDIAN HELD-Joe Lewis. the Indian, who is accused of having committed a forgery was yesterday bound over to await the action of the grand jury by Judge Johnstone and his bond was fixed at $500. He was unable to furnish the same and was remanded to the custody of the sher- if. Simon Serana, who had been ar rested on a charge of grand larceny. he being accused of having stolen a bicycle, was discharged. The inves- tigation disclosed a regular catacomb of tangles over the wheel with no one implicated showing any intent to hold stolen property. The wheel was re- turned to its rightful owner.
 ALL UP WITH ROBERT-A Pres colt lad, who is evidently a great ad- mirer of Robert Lucas, sends The Re publican the following: Master Rob ert Lucas of Prescott, from Congress Junction, was pitching a speedy game of ball on the 18th of August and lost all control He is now in such a condition that he can't throw a ball from pitchers box to home. He has pitched many game for different teams but it is all up with him now. He has threw his arm out of joint Robert has been training under Pitch CT Elliott a cracker jack for some time. Robert is sixteen years of age and is said to be one of the finest pitchers in the county that is in train ing for his age, but no more. The boys then lost the game from the Juniors. The Prescott Star has not expected to ever win another good pitcher as Robert"
 THE coNDoN INoUEsT-It was yesterday established by witnesses ex- amined by the cOroner's jury investi- gating the circumstances surrounding the death of man named Condon who was killed by an NJ. & P. train Tuesday night that the dead mans name is Michael J. Condon. That he AdTlOuS camps in he territory much of the time in Yavapai county. He had left his coat in the city when he started to walk out of town and this coat was yesterday found by Constable Proops It contained letters which showed that Condon had worked at Crown King. and had lived for a time at the Cliff House in Prescott. He had a card in the Western Federation of Miners. As ststing the police in working out the identity was a man named Nicholson. who had worked with him at Crown King. It was also established that when CondOn left the city he was in toXicated and he had been in that con dition for several days previous to the one on which he was killed. He had told friend that he had decided to get out of town and was going to walk to Mesa. Undoubtedly he was on his way there when he fell by the track. The jury found a verdict establishing the killing of Condon as accidental. and exonerating the railroad company and the train crew Condon will be buried in the potters' field today.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30

There were yesterday registered as guests of the Ford: J. c. Henning. Kelvin; F. H. Larchen, Deming; Chit Withey, Jerome and w. IT. Shackelton. Kelvin.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30

There were yesterday registered as guests of the Commercial Ramon Romero Tucson; Floyd BUrmister Salt River reservation; C. w Ward. Vendor and D. McMahon. CuartzsiJe.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-30

Every shoe and oxford in the store is included in the sale now on at H. A. DeihI Shoe company.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-30
LAWYERS.

w. p. Davis. w. y, Freeman
ollie Anderton.
DAVIS. FREEMAN a ANDERToN.
Lawyers.
Rooms 4 and New Building West OF
Court House. Phone 6O4.
Ardmore, I. 7.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-30

We are just as careful TO see that
our prescription drugs are pure and
potent as we are In compounding.
Twelve years prescription filling with
our error prove our carefulness.
27 F. j. RAMSEY, Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-30

IS discount on all scholarships sold
in selvidge Business College, from
now till June 4. 25-S
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-30
Lace Curtains.

Watch for our special on lace cur.
tains. Just as soon as our curtain
stretchers come we will give you spe-
cial prices on all Of your lace cur
tains. The price will be right.
l3-tf NEW STEAM LAUNDRY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-30

Water coolers at Nickel stoie and
China Palace. 27.5