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The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05
1t is Dangerous to Neglect a Cold

How often do we hear it remarked ::
It's only cold.'' and few days
later learn that the man is on his back
with pneumonia. This is of such
common occurrence that cold, how
ever slight, should not be disregarded
Chamberlain Cough Remedy coun-
teracts any tendency of cold to re-
suit in pneumonia. and has gained its
great popularity and extensive sale by
its prompt cures of this most common
ailment. 1t always cures and is pleas
ant to take. For sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05
Sciatica Cured After Twenty Years
Of Torture

For more than twenty years Mr.. j.
B. Massey, of 1892 Clinton St. Mime
apolis, Mimi. was tortured by sciatica.
The pain and suffering which he en-
dured during this time is beyond
comprehension. Nothing gave him
any permanent relief until he used
Chamberlain Pain Balm. One ap-
plication of that liniment relieved the
pain and made sleep and rest possible,
and less than one bottle has effected a
permanent cure. If troubled with
sciatica or rheumatism why not try a
25-cent bottle of Pain Balm and SEQ
for yourself how quickly it relieves
the pain. For sale by all dealers
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05
short, bat B~,,n ss,Rrke.

John" said the indignant mother,
ibis teacher has sent our William home
from school. Now, I want you, before
you 60 to the Office tomorrow, to write
to her and tell her abe must give Will
liam back his place."
And the next day the nruculent VIII
liam presented the astonished teacher
with the absentminded parents note,
which read, please reseat this Bin
promptly."-Baltimoce American
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05
JINCLES and JESTS
Uv--
JAM Is
BARTON
DAM 3
A PUZZLED nOuNTAINEtR
CoPvRIohr
oo6 ~
Lee NANNY

I've es bin to the city boys to see the strrn' sights
sort ruther pleasn change from these oil mountain lights
An it'd take me half year to tell the things
Some Of 'em in their exceedin
But what struck mos fo'cibly in the attirin' line
Was how city wimmen folks to incline
To what spose they call fadreversin things they
An havin sockin. their o'-you know
walked the streets from end to end an back every day
seekn' information in a close ohservn
An am honest to admit that when it o style
Them gals has passed the mountain bunch an mile
An pnrty Say fur purineess they hoeiy beat the
Looked like they might be tourists the upper
But that new tangled style O. theirs make angel
wearin stockin's their nsd
I'm gittin we'll along in an amt accustomed
Go'round a szin' wimmen the way ust to do,
But, jes' through curiosity, it shames to confess
peeked some in manner twas immodest, less.
But l got enlightenment, the streets a bein' clean,
An gusts like angels visits bein few fur between,
An am yit in ignorance O. what the critters
To take the place stockns
know here.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

Heed we'll the olden advice: "Stick
to your flannels until they stick to
you"
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

to your hannels until they stick to
you.'
If you have not advanced an opinion
as to the cause of earthquakes you
must be classed as a way behinder.
Alexander Dowie may soon have
nothing left but his whiskers and the
wreckage of once magnificent gall.
A man named Verify is publishing
a newspaper in Oklahoma. Another
evidence of the fact that there is moth
ing in name.
Baltimore has "Paint and Powder
club Even if you use them, you
wouldn't join a club and let everybody
know it, would you, ladies2
Texas editor compares whitewash
to poem. When used in an official
sense, however, it is more like charity.
II covers multitude of sins.
That little girl who upon being
asked who was the first man, replied ::
"Eve's husband; 1 forget his name, /"
possesses the true feminine instinct.
Gladstone Dowie hints at something
terrible that happened his father in
1877, and the old man explains it by
declaring that GLADLY was born in
that year.
1t is said that there are 5000 varie-
ties of intoxicating drinks in use in
the United States, with straight
whisky in the lead and hard cider
bringing up the rear.
Under the recent United States su-
preme court ruling, parties who are
wearing too heavy matrimonial yoke
can no longer stop off at Sioux Falls
and get divorce between trains.
The famous South Dakota divorce
mill has been closed down until re-
pairs can be made on the main cog
wheel. which was broken by supreme
court decision becoming entangled
in it.
Iowa has man 10l years old. He
can possibly remebmer when the now
great Mr. Secretary Shaw was an Iowa
plowboy with a sore toe and more ac-
tivity on the outside of his head than
inside Of it.
An Oklahoma girl advertised for a
hubsand and got him. The total ex-
pense for advertising, wedding outfit,
etc., was $1l. He died within a year
leaving her an insurance policy fol-
go, 900. Now is the time to adver
| tise. Rates made known nm annli.a
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

If you have not advanced an opinion
as to the cause of earthquakes you
must be classed as a way -behinder.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

An Indiana woman is suing for
divorce because as a result of being
outtalked by her husband she has be-
come a nervous wreck. A man with
more rapid tongue action than
woman must be regarded as a vocalis.
tic freak.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

An Oklahoma girl advertised for a
hubsand and got him. The total ex-
pense for advertising, wedding outfit,
ETC., was $1l. He died within year
leaving her an insurance policy for
$50, 900. Now is the time to adver
tise Rates made known on applica-
tion.)
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

man in New York seeks divorce
because his wife compels him to kiss
her mother three times day. There
are some men mean enough to wonder
that 1T didn't drive him to suicide in
stead of into the divorce court.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

A Missouri girl has just married a
lover whom she picked up on "The
Pike" at the ST. LOUIS fair. 1t is
probable that she had to dispose Of the
picker in some way and married him
to get rid of him,
Says de little rooster to de little hen !:
Yo' amt laid an aigg since de Lawd
knows whenl'
Says de little hen to de little rooster
'Dey don't pay de price TO- aiggs dat
dey useter."
"We sent our Office towel to the
laundry Saturday, and Sunday the
lanndryman ordered us to stop his
paper" says Wyoming editor
Possibly because the towel stopped the
laundry machinery.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

The government has printed a
brochure on: 'How to Know the
House Fly" Looks like useless OK.
penditure of public money. The peo.
pie are already quite we'll acquainted
with the tickle, footed little pests.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

Alexander Dowie may soon have
nothing left but his whiskers and the
wreckage of once magnificent gall.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

A man named Verify is publishing
a newspaper in Oklahoma. Another
evidence of the fact that there is moth.
ing in a name.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

A smart Western youngster who had
been told that soaking his feet in salt
water would make them tough was
found sitting in foot-tub filled with
strong brine. His thoughts we're fixed
upon his mothers quick action hand
spanker at the time.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

A Texas editor compares whitewash
to poem. When used in an official
sense, however, it is more like charity.
II covers multitude of sins.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

The man who loops the loop on
roller skates.
A reckless, daring and foolhardy
Cuss-
May that sensation feel that permeates
Our system when, on very rare oc-
casions to celebrate some glad
event, we get on skates of diff
erent nature and imagine the
'tarnal loop is trying to loop US /!
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

Edward Corpse and Nettie Graves
were married at Kiowa, Kansas. last
week The officiating minister was
no doubt a man possessed of rare pres
ence of mind or he would have in
stinctively turned to the funeral ser
vice in his book.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

That little girl who upon being
asked who was the first man, replied ::
Ewes husband; forget his name, /"
possesses the true feminine instinct
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

Baltimore has "Paint and Powder
club Even if you use them, you
wouldn't join club and let everybody
know it, would you. ladies2
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

With every order for a dozen Photographs I will give
free neat, expensive autograph calendar photo
graph affixed.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

Gladstone Dowie hints at something
terrible that happened his father in
1877, and the old man explains it by
declaring that GLADLY was born in
hat year.
The Glenwood post., 1906-05-05

Iowa has man 10l years old. He
can possibly remebmer when the now
great Mr.. Secretary Shaw was an Iowa
plowboy with sore toe and more ac-
tivity on the outside of his head than
inside of it.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15

She naturally likes guidance.
something to lean on; and has a
wholesome distrust of her own
knowledge and a natural tendon
cy to accept as true what is stat.
cd with a show OF authority.
Aside from woman's usual
success with and natural apti-
tude for poultry work, there arc
reasons why many women
should take up the poultry in
dustry. They arc at home the
most Of the time, where they
can give attention 10 their little
charges. II the work is no,
done or a large scale no hard
work IL required. Poultry
work gives A change from house
hold duties and frequently gives
something for a woman 10 be-
como hopeful over and ambi.
tious about. Hope and ambi-
ton mean health, good nature
aud general success. This
broadening OF a woman's horizon
has brought happiness 10 many
a life. 1t is also we'll for a
woman TO have some money
which she feels free 10 spend az
she likes. and what she makes
she is likely to feel free to spend
az she sees fit, and the head
OF the house will probably agree
with her ia this regard.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15

Whi,c-Blakcslcc Mig. Co, l'ir-
m'ngham. Ala. a probably
supply a wood splitting machine;
or one can be made at home by a
handy man aided by a black
smith. The splitter can be
made to work up and down IN
guides somewhat after the man
ner OF the ha IN OF a ri'cdri,cr
aud must lave weight enough
to spill, blocks OF wood at ono
blow. Those who do not
understand the construction OF a
piledrtyeror who r not handy
with tools bad better not try
To make Il wood splitter. Those
made 10 a factory will likely be the
better IN any case.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15

Southern Winter Harley, bu. SIS
southern Winter Rye. bu. rs
Southern Winter Tuf. Oats, tu. go
kc'i kus' rr.pt Oats. hu. sc
Alfalfa Clover seed. pound itc
Criu,Aon Clover Seed. pound -
Dwarf Esses Rape. pound osc
Bar Clover. r~ec.vaucd. pound -oc
Hairy or Winter Nrtct,rs, ,N4una -
Everything In s~,a.. Write for
catalogue.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15

can YOU give me information
concerning what grass seed will
grow in the South, make good
hay the first year and continue
TO make good meadow. have
tried timothy and red clover
but it don't seem TO grow wei
here in Mississippi. hail from
northern Indiana. where timo.
thy aud clover grow in abun
dance. | mss the ha, very
mucc down here. | am pleased
with the Gazette aud could
hardly get along without ii.
II. a. BArfERMAS.
Ridgcland, Mics.
Answer by Editor: y mum
Der 10 Mississippi report good
success with rcd clover. but the
land will have 10 be fortified il
the soil is very thin. \ con.
siderable number report poor
SUCCESS with i, and the reason
for their partial failure cannot
be givcn. Bermuda should give
good results as a hay plant. bu,
will give very little hay the frs,
year. Later from two 10 four
tons of hay per acre could be cx.
pectcd ia favorable season.
Either seed or bits of sod could
be used 10 plant il, the latter be.
ing the means more com monty
used. Some object to Bermuda
because i, is difficult TO &c. the
land free from il. The same
objection is raised aga'ns, John
son grass. which ~ another
good hay plant. onc much de-
spiscd by cotton farmers who
have no stock TO Use large guam.
titles OF pasture or OF hay. Al.
falfa ought TO satisfy anybody
who has soil aud conditions tina,
are favorable for its growth. II
necessary the frs, year the
meadow is seeded. use Gov peas
TO increase the hay produced on
the farm. When we'll cured il
is worth az much ~ the best
red clover hay.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15

EDITOR GAZETTE:
In your August Is issue | read
the article by c. S. Archer under
the caption OF burning Money"
and will say the same evil he
speaks OF exists in our locality.
a good many r using coal
for fuel while much wood il going
TO waste on Pearl river. The
trouble is the people can't get it
cut into stove wood. | have an
engine and a buzzsaw and should
like 70 know where | can buy a
wood splitting machine through
the columns OF your paper; also
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15

Keep the childrcn's lunch
basket clean and sweet by dip
ing first into boi ing sailed
water, then ~ cold and dry
quickly.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15
Hogs and Chickens

One Duroc Jersey male and
three females. four months old.
They arc good clean stock. 600
Rhode Island Red c~ockcrcls and
pullets.
MsS y. T.. DtrrRrr,
Mayhem. Miss.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1906-09-15

I'VE %cii rt,rtthiur
that IN planted Our
prices on all scrsl are
very reasonable Write
Tor our catalogue and
acc.
Ami Golden SEED To
birmingham, Ala.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

THE AEGIs is the oldest established
newspaper in Hartford county. 1t has a
larger circulation among intelligent farm
ers, Gamers and other business men than
any other newspaper published in the
county These facts make it valuable
advertising medium for reaching al
classes. rar
All communications should be address
ed to The EGIs AND INTELLIGENcER
and all checks drawn to order of John
d. Worthington.
nrNoTIcR TO CoRREsPoNDENTs.-A
communications intended for publication
must be accompanied by the ia; name
of the writer, though not for + 'bl'catior
unless desired, otherwise they will re
ceive nc attention.
ba5 SUBSCRIPTION CREDITs.-ltis some
times stated by subscribers to county
papers, that they are unable to stop the
same when desired. We hereby notify
our patrons that their papers will be
stopped whenever requested. If no time
limit is fixed by the subscriber, we will
favor him with its continuance, and he
will be expected to pay for the same.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20
SELL THE ANNUITY.

A number of the prominent 6nan-
ciers of the State are urging the
Board of Public Works to sell the
States annuity in the Northern Cen
trail railroad. By the terms of an old
contract, this company has been
bound in perpetuity to pay into the
State treasury the sum of 100000 a
year. Several years ago the COM
pany tried to pay this off at the capt.
talization of six per cent but the
Supreme Court of the United States
decided that it could not be thus set
tied, and that the company had to
discharge its obligations in the man.
ner set forth in the contract.
Since the stock of the Washington
branch of the Baltimore and Ohio
railroad has been disposed of, this is
the only other valuable large holding
belonging to the State. Many bank
ers have estimated that it is worth
at least $4,000, 900, and should it be
sold at this price, the State would be
free from debt and have comfortable
balance in the treasury. tits argued
by many prominent men that our
commonwealth should as soon as
possible withdraw from all private
enterprises, and especially is this force
full when so large profit will inure
to our taxpayers. The last session of
the Legislature reduced the State tax
to 16 cents, all of which will go
towards the support of the public
schools. 1t is urged that if this an
nuity be sold, and taxes on corpora
tons more intelligently laid, that the
school system could be kept up with
out drawing one cent directly from
our taxpayers.
Maryland is to be congratulated
for the way in which her financial
affairs have been handled. Certainly
no state in the Union has higher
credit, and there are few exchequers
in the fourishing condition that ours
nowis. We believe that the annuity
should be sold at fair price, to be
fixed by a number of disinterested
business men, and the money turned
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20
THE "MUCK RAKE. "

President Roosevelt, at the laying
of the cornerstone of the office build
ing of the House of Representatives,
on Saturday, made an address which
is now the discussion of the civilized
world. He took for his topic, "The
Man With the Muck Rake"-the man
who could look no way but down
ward, with a muck rake in his hand,
who was offered celestial crown for
his muck rake, but who would never
look upnor regard the crown he was
offered, but continued to rake to
himself the filth of the floor.
The practical lesson that the Presi-
dent wished to teach was that in the
heroic effort today to clean out the
filth that has crept in the admins
tration of public and private affairs,
many of the investigators have gone
further than the necessity or occasion
warrants. No one questions but
what there are good men in public
life today, and the press of this coun-
try, in its zeal in trying to scoop"
neighbors, has gone to limits that
are not justified by facts. Many
men in public life are the subject of
blackmail simply because they are
helpless against the TRADE of a pub
lie press that is merciless in its expos
IRE of facts that do not exist. 1t is
not our purpose to shield those who
are guilty of the betrayal of the pub
lie or private purse, but we do believe
that the quality of craftsmanship
has not reached the low ebb of crime
that it is now being classed with.
The bad effect of such publications
is far reaching. We have become so
accustomed to reading the vicious
attacks made by some public writers
that their statements are accepted
"cum grano salus;;" in other words,
we do not believe the every word
that is published, because we know
the inspiration. But put these arti-
cles in the hands of the less-informed.
Suppose they get into some foreign
country, and what standing does it
give us among the nations of the
earth? We make the proud boast
that we are the most civilized people
in the world, and that no other
country can offer such a high stan
dard of morals, but let a cultured
Japanese or Russian take up an arti-
Gle on "The Treason of the Senate"
or some other highly sensational
utterance, and there can be but one
conclusion drawn, and that is not
consistent with our professions.
AS the President asserts, it is time
to stop raking in the filth, and bring
our minds to higher ideals. Our chill
dren are reading these articles, and
their young minds may absorb some
of the ideas of perverted statesman
ship. In spite of us, these bad teach
ings are being inculcated, and they
will return to plague us in the next
generation. Let some of the good
deeds of our nation now be sung, and
we implore the flth-mongers for a
while, at least, to give us rest from
their dissertations.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

into the treasury. Then let it go
abroad that Maryland has no state
debt. There are not many states
that can make this assertion, and it
will be a helpful advertisement to us
in more ways than one.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

An earthquake in San Francisco
on Wednesday morning adds another
horror to the chapter of calamities
that has lately occurred. 1t is said
that at least 500 lives were lost and
thousands injured Immediately
after the earthquake, the city took
fire and over 500, 900, 900 worth o.
property has been destroyed. The
eruption of Mt. Vesuvius pales into
insigni6cance when compared with
this incident right in our midst.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

and is described in a deed from Willard G.
Rouse, trustee, to the said II afford County
Agricultural Society, dated May 90, 1902,
and recorded In Liber w. s. F., No. los, folio
1877, one of the aforesaid Land Records. and
is more particularly described i'll the follow
ing deeds to the Hartford County Agricultural
and Mechanical Society. that is to say
First: deed from Sterling ID. RoSau and
wife, dated June 18th. 1874, and recorded in
Liber A. L. J., No. so, folio 357. Second
deed from Margaret J. Head, dated No
vember 18th, 1874, and recorded i'll Liber A.
l.. j., No. 81, folio 212, and third. three
separate deeds from Stevenson Archer. eNccu-
tor of Nathaniel w. S. Hays and Patrick
Howard, dated respectively, November 18th,
1874, September 23d, 1878, and November
2Sth SS4. and recorded in Liners A. L. J.,
No. 80, folio $40; No. 81, folio 32+; and No.
90. folio 60. respectively, said Libers being
Land Records of Hartford county.
The improvements consist in part of a
large Frame Building. 40x96 feet ,tw o stories
high, known as Exhibition Hall; a large
Frame Building, 26x116 feet, with an annex
12x16 feet, used as Grand Stand; an open
Frame Stand, 30xT5 feet. used as an Open
Stand; Frame Stable, 24x12O feet; Frame
Poultry House. 22x75 feet; Frame Horse
Stable, 12x24O feet; Frame Dwelling House,
16x3O feet; Frame Judges Stand, Music
Stand, Hog Houses and Pens, Sheep House
and Pens, two Buildings for Restaurants,
1 700 feet of Frame Shedding. There up
wards of 200, 900 feet of white pine lumber
in these buildings. There are also three
wells of most excellent water on these
grounds
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20
BUSINESS NOTICES.

Eight cents line for the first insertion and
cents line for each subsequent Insertion
seven words to line, No advertisement in.
serted unless prepaid.
No advertisement inserted for less than Is
cents.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

W~For Sale.-A Home Comfort Range
complete and in good order. Price SIS.
!. L. Mccormick, Bel Air, Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

m~Wanted at Once-Man with some
experience, to help in paint shop. Enter
prise Carriage Company.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

wFor Sale.-125, 900 sawed chestnut
shingles, made of best material, delivered
if desired; bargain for the buyer. Divis
Thompson, Dublin, Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

9"Glenn," the well-known Sherman
Percheron stallion, formerly owned by
Henry B Bruins. will make the season of
1906 as follows: Bel Air. Bruins stables,
Saturdays, commencing April %; Upper
Cross Roads, Riley's stables. Mondays.
Other days at owners stables at Blen-
helm, Baltimore county. John Nom
berger. owner.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

Congressman Thomas A. Smith
made his maiden speech in the House
of Representatives on Thursday of
last week. Mr.. Smiths address,
while limited to FIVE minutes, was
forceful for its pointedness and we'll
directed effort. 1t was on the sub
ject of the Federal incorporation Of
the National Educational Associa-
ton, and in the course of his remarks,
the Maryland congressman paid a
very high tribute to DR.. Martin
Bates Stephens, our State Superin.
tendent of Education.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

ns~Herring plentiful at Otter Point, %
cents per 100. ]. p. Leight.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

p1~For Salc.-Canning-housc boiler
and fixtures. Thomas Livezey, Fulford,
Nd.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

wFor Sale.-Eggs for setting-Black
Minorcas, White Plymouth Rocks, Fekin
ducks. Frank H. Fulford, Bel Air.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-04-20

wWe warn all persons not to negoti-
ate 4-months note given on March 8,
1906, to w. A. Weidner, as the note was
obtained by Misrepresentation. N. ].
Hutchins, L. c. Hutchins.