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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

John D. III does not want a palace. A rubber ball or a tin horn would suit him, and neither would cost a million dollars.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Senator Tillman does not propose that Secretary Barnes shall have a walkover to the postmastership of Washington.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Dowie has gone from the role of a lion to that of lamb. He is versatile, and in the presence of the enemy eau tious.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The Russian, grand dukes fell down as soon as the Russian people began to think for themselves.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The grandmothers of office boys died rapidly last week, but a marked de- cline in the death rate is anticipated th4s week,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The coal strike in Nebraska has been adjusted The state has but one coal mine, and only one miner works in it, and he has signed the scale of 1903.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Vesuyius is becoming tractable again. but 1t will be long time before the effects of his devastation wear away.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Feeling quite sure that he can't be elected for another term, Senator Platt has announced that he will retire.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Bellamy Storer has wound up that chapter of his life which relates to diplomatic services in Vienna.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The Boston Globe thinks that straw berry shortcake beats prune pudding, a fact to which everybody will sub scribe.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Those who are not acquainted with the Man with the Muck Rake should begin at once to reread Bunyan's Eng fish classics.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Unruly volcanoes do not pay much attention to princelings or other au- thorities.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The office boy quit Thursday because he heard an excited reporter use an oath. He won't live to be twenty
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

President Motion of the Commercial club has trouble of his own.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Naples begins to think the ashpan act can be overdone.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Dowie is naturally jealous of Vesu- vius as a belcher of foul stuff.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Vesuvius has relieved itself, and is subsiding into calmness.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Dowie's stock of miracles has sud denly petered out.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The Big Stick proposes to drive the Muck Rake out of the republican fold.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Pompeii's cinder act Is not to be acted OCT on the same old spot.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The man who goes to church but once year will probably be there to- day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

It is funny how man gets million dollars and then loses his appetite.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Emperor William bought piano player the other day and not a person in the German empire dared object
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15
GRAMMAR

A little lady trips to church,
 You'd think she was saint. shes going there to show her clothes Therefore a saint she aint.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

A good many hustlers are simply nervous.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

TIME TO QUIT. All together. let us sing, One more welcome to the spring. Then if we don't sing some more People will quit feeling sore.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE TIMES

A newly arrived immigrant stole 5oo pounds of coal because he thought It was free in America. Jokesmiths have been trying to dissipste that idea for many years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15
TIME TO QUIT.

TIME TO QUIT. All together. let us sing, One more welcome to the spring Then if we don't sing some moro People will quit feeling sore. The flying machine operators having organized a union with membership of 6i, a "walk-out' in their case would probably be a "hy-out." Turning back the hands of the clock doesn't make you any younger. Having been kissed by two women In Atlanta and snubbed by the Mayor of Cincinnati, Uncle Andy Carnegie has had excitement enough
 THE EASTER GIRL,
 Easter maiden,
 Fair and sweet,
 Tripping down
 City street.
 Stunning clothes on
 Sight to see.
 Glad the bills aren't
 Charged to me. A man who married his cashier after trying her six years to find out if she was honest, should recollect that a woman has totally different ideas regarding a mans pocket and his cash register.
 INCONSISTENT MAN When all your castles tumble down And all your moneys spent Y ou find it hard to tarry in The valley of content Yet. when your heart is beating high You wear yourself away Contesting for the honors that The world is loath to pay Or. if you have some money saved Forsooth. a goodly store You can't possess yourself in peace, For always wanting more
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The flying machine operators having organized a union with a membership of 61, 'walk-out' in their case would probably be 'hy-out"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15
NATURAL SEQUENCE. Speculate.
 Illuminate.

''IIow does Colonel Watterson stand on the question of denatured acohol?' asks a contemporary With both feet
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15
ONSLAUGHT OF THE DAT.

Mateucci is the hero of Vesuvius.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Pine Belt News: Alabama has set the pace in the matter of selecting federal senators by popular vote. At least the next thing to it. the choosing of men to be appointed to the places should the incumbents of the office be accommodate ing and die
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Turning back the hands of the clock doesn't make you any younger.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Having been presented with gold mounted pass to all the American League baseball games, President Roosevelt will be expected to show his appreciation by "rooting"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

HAPPY PAYDAY. Sing heigho in the springtime, Sing heigho in the fall. The time that we get paid off is The finest time of all.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

The picnic days are here.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

"Samietzatielnaia storona!' exelaims Maxim Gori1y as every turn, meaning. of course, Marvellous countryr'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

t. Washington Bureau Age-Herald 14a G street, N. w..
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Jacksonville Record: Attorney General Hadley of Missouri says he got all he wanted out of the Standard oil company. MT. Hadley is like the average citizen, satisfied with getting mighty little out of the Standard.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

A Texas preacher used slang and whip ped two highwaymen with his fists. Peo- pie are shoelkingly unconventional out in Texas.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Where resides a man so sordid That he'd rather wear a crown Than to be supremely happy When
 the
 cork
 goes
 down?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

In this life what use to bother Over fame and cheap renown? Other cares are soon forgotten When
 the
 cork
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

Don't be afraid to sing" remarks contemporary. Whats the use of en- .eeuragng any one in practice like that?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

BEST THEY COULD DO. Keep on smiling" said a poet, Making an internal din. People who perused his verses Merely pulled a sickly grin.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15
down?-* End of fishing edition.

''There Is nothing remarked Col Biff yesterday that surpasses the fine, mild atmosphere of a friendly poker game"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-04-15

: Entered at the Birmingham, Ala.' post
 office as second-class matter under act Of Congress March 3, 1879.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24
In Time of Peace

In the first months of the Russo
Japan war we had striking example
of the necessity for preparation and
the early advantage of those who, so
to speak, "have shingled their roofs
in dry weather. The virtue of
preparation has made history and given
to us our greatest men. The indi-
vidual as we'll as the nation should be
prepared for any emergency. Are you
prepared to successfully combat the
fist cold you take? A cold can be
cured much more quickly when treat
ed as soon as it has been contracted
and before it has become settled on
the system. Chamberlain Cough
Remedy is famous for its cures of
colds and it should be kept at hanu
ready for instant use. For sale by all
dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24
Postmaster Robbed

G. W. Fouts, postmaster at River
ton, Ia, nearly lost his life and was
robbed of all comfort, according to his
letter, which says: For 90 years l
had chronic liver complaint which
led to such severe case of jaundice
that even my finger nails turned vel
low; when my doctor prescribed Elec-
trio Bitters. which cured me and have
kept me well for eleven years. Sure
cure for Biliousness, Neuralgia, Weak
ness and all Stomach. Liver. Kidney
and Bladder arrangements. A won
derful tonic. Chas D. Barnes drug
store. 50 cents.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

The new pure food and drug law
will mark it on the label of every
cough cure containing opium, chloro-
form or any other supplying or pois-
onous drug. But it passes DR.. Shops
Cough Cure as made for 20 years,
entirely free. DR.. Shoop all along
has bitterly opposed the use Of all
opiates or narcotics DR.. Shops
Cough Cure is absolutely safe even for
the youngest babe-and it cures, it
does not simply suppress. Get safe
and reliable cough cure by simply in
sisting on having DR., Shops. Let
the law be your protection. We
cheerfully recommend and sell it. All
dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24
Fortunate MissOurians

"When / was druggist at Livonia,
Mo-, " writes T. J. Dwyer now of
Graysville. Mo-. ''three of my Gus
toners were permanently cured OF
consumption by DR.. Kings New Dis
covery. and are well and strong to-
day. One was trying to sell his prop
erty and move to Arizona. but after
using New Discovery short time he
found 1t unnecessary to do so. re-
gard DR.. Kings New Discovery as the
most wonderful medicine in exist
ence." Surest Cough and Cold cure
and Throat and Lung healer. Guar
anteed by Chas. D. Barnes, druggist.
Soc and 81. Trial bottle free.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Interesting Bible Characters will
evening talks to be given to the mem
bers and friends of the Presbyterian
churcn by their pastor, Rev. Bernard
L. Rice, in the near future The
course will begin with 1.-The Man,
Jesus Christ" on Sunday evening,
Nov. % The church extends most
cordial invitation to all to attend
each and all of its services. If you
have no church home come and share
this one.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Commencing Nov. 1st, all local
rates on the Colorado Midland are re-
duced. For example. Leadville old
rate, $4.s5, new rate $3.50. Aspen
old rate $2. so, new rate $500. Car
bondale old rate rs cents, new rate
50 cents. New Castle old rate IS
cents, new rate so cents. Rife old
rate $1.60. new rate Fl 80. Grand
Junction old rate IS. 35, new rate
"a. As. The former rate Glenwood to
Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Denver
$l2. the new rate in effect $40. This
reduces all rates to points east CORES
pondingly. All local rates on the en-
tire line are reduced proportionately
and while it means big decrease in
the passenger earnings of the Colorado
Midland, this line feels that Us pa
irons should enjoy some of the pros
perity the Colorado Midland has been
reaping. 1t certainly will mean
more travel for this popular route,
and with the splendid dining car serv-
ice at its command on daylight trains,
its passenger earnings should increase
instead Of the opposite
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mrs. E. T. Taylor has received no.
tics Of her appointment as chairman
Of the state board of reciprocity, a
club auxiliary or department which
arranges for the exchange of programs
and papers to the mutual benefit of
the different clubs. Mrs. Taylor has
for some time had the honor Of at
tending to the work from this district
and her appointment to the head Of
tho state board IL further compliment
to her ability.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

When the tip of dog nose is cold
and moist that dog is not sick. A
feverish dry nose means sickness with
a dog. And 50 with the human lips
Dry, cracked and colorless lips mean
feverishness, and are as we'll ill ap-
pearing. To have beautiful, pink.
velvet like lips, apply at bedtime a
coating of DR.. Shops Green Salve.
1t will soften and heal any skin all
ment Get free tria box at our
store and be convinced Large. nickel
capped glass jars % cents. All deal
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

A crowded house again greeted
The Missouri Girl and the big au-
dience seemed to enjoy every moment.
"Daisy" and ''Zeke'' and the busy
housewife kept the crowd in an up
roar. while the other support was
good
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mr.. William u. Choate, for many
years the superintendent of the Rio
Grande Junction railroad. has. We
understand, accepted the Office of gen.
eral superintendent of the railroads
owned and operated by the American
Smelling and Refining company in
the state of Nevada. Many years Of
experience in railroading have emf.
nently fitted Mr.. Choate for this re.
sponsible position. Valley
News.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Work was begun last week on the
pipe line for the new water works
system which the town of Rife will
construct for taking supply of water
for domestic use from Beaver creek.
This is an improvement long needed
by our sister town and it is believed
that with the new source of water
supply the health of the Rifle folk
will be greatly improved.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Preventics, as the name implies,
prevent all colds and grippe when
taken at the sneeze stage" Pre-
ventics are toothsome candy tablets
Preventics dissipate all colds quickly,
and taken early when you first fee
that cold is coming, they check and
oughly safe for children, and as effect.
ual for adults. Sold and recommend
ed in 5 cent and 25 cent boxes by all
dealers
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

If you like coffee but dare not drink
it. try DR.. Shops Health Coffee
1t is true that real coffee does disturb
the stomach, heart and kidneys. But
DR.. Shoop's Health Coffee has not a
grain of true coffee in it. Being
made from parched grains. malt, etc,
it forms wholesome. food like drink,
yet having the true flavor of old Java
and Mocha coffee. 'Made in min.
ute. Call at our store for a free
sample. Sold by A. Cohn.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

The Ladies society of the Meth
odist church met Thursday afternoon
with Mrs. Charles SwartZ at the
home of Mrs. Fl B Walz on Colo
RADIO avenue. Chicken pie luncheon
was served to the many visitors.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

1t is reported that Ed. S. Hughes
is soon to receive direct from Amster-
dam, Holland, large consignment of
genuine Dutch wooden shoes with his
name blazoned on each shoe-blown
in the bottle as it were. Ed. is
strictly up to date in the line of ad-
vertising novelties and in this in
stance has succeeded in making a
selection which is decided novelty.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Rev. Bernard Rice will preach the
Thanksgiving sermon next Thursday
morning at the Methodist church.
The service being joint one. will be-
gin at 1920 O'Clock. The Presbyter
ian and Methodist choirs will unite in
rer dering special music. 1t is hoped
that large number will gather to
take part in and enjoy these services.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

James A. Blair, who has had charge
OF the Leadville timber reserve for
some time back, has been promoted to
the rank Of supervisor and transferred
to the White River reserve. which he
will take charge of the coming week.
Harry Gibler goes to the Medicine
Bow reserve. Herald.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mrs. Frank Plummer di ed very sud-
denly at her home in Glenwood early
Wednesday moring Mrs. Plummer
has been afflicted with heart disease
for several years. The remains were
taken to Gunnison for burial. The
family was not very well known in
Glenwood. having lived here less than
a year, the husband being engaged in
carpenter work.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

The jack train that went through
the streets of Glenwood on Thursday
morning reminded some of the trail
blazers of the early days Manager
Lyle brought the burros into use to
carry hay to the Noname tunnel each
animal having two bales strapped to
him was vending his weary way to
wards his destination up the creek.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Miss Bertha Harding spent couple
of days this week visiting Miss Mag
gle Malaby. Miss Harding on ac-
count of her health has given up her
position with the telephone company
at Carbondale and will take much
needed rest.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Harry French, who has been ranger
in charge of the Holy Cross forest re-
serve with headquarters in Glenwood,
this week received his commission as
supervisor, a promotion which Mr..
French was justly entitled to receive
by his efficient and continued service
in the forestry department.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Ivory Kemble, who has been en-
ployed at Ewing's drug store, left on
Wednesday morning for Des Moines,
Iowa, to attend Highland Park School
of Pharmacy. He will return in the
spring to resume his position with
Mr.. Ewing.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mrs. S. Hymes and daughter Dora
left Monday morning for Grand juno
tion where they will visit for some
time with Mr.. and Mrs. Loef1er and
will then go to California where they
will spend the winter.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Rt. Rev. N. c. Matz, bishop of
Colorado, will preach tomorrow morn
ing at 10 O. CLOCK mass at ST. Stephen g
Catholic church and will conduct con-
frmation services. there being class
of about twenty eligibles.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mrs. J. H, Troendly of Basalt who
idly recovering from the effects of
the operation which she underwent
several weeks ago.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Piles quickly and positively cured
with DR.. Shops Magic Ointment.
It's made for piles alone-and it does
the work surely and with satisfaction.
Itching, painful. protruding or blind
piles disappear like magic by its use.
Large, nickel capped glass jars, so
cents. Sold and recommended by all
dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

AS we have said before that If you
are not ashamed of your company you
will confer favor by letting us know
80 that an item can be made of their
visit. Of course if you are ashamed
Of them and don't want your neigh
bors to know anything about them.
say nothing about it.-Basalt Journal,
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Henry Kamm this week sold his in
terest IN the firm of H. r. Kamm q
Co., at New Castle to his brother,
Fred Kamm, who will continue the
general merchandise business at that
place.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Judge John L. Gray, formerly of
this place but for the past several
years living in Routt county near
Steamboat Springs, has sold his two
ranches over there and as soon as he
eau close up his business affairs will
leave that country.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mrs. Thomas Latta was an incom.
ing passenger on the Grande yesterday
from her home in Glenwood to visit
with her daughter, Mrs. Art Wilson,
for few weeks. Aspen Democrat.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Otto Barton returned Monday night
from Grand Junction where he has
been for several weeks taking the
place of the Globe Express agent in
that city. He resumed his work in
the local Office of the company Tues
day.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

G. u. Harris of New Castle went to
Ruedi Thursday morning on Midland
No. where he went to bid on the
railroad spur to be built for the use of
the Roaring Fork Plaster company
which will put up a plaster and ce-
ment factory at that place.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

w. L. Skidmore of Debeque brought
his wife to the Glenwood sanitarium
where she was operated on last Satur-
day. Mrs Skidmore is recovering
nicely from the operation.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Glenwood Springs to California
without change of cars on the Rio
Grande every day. Standard or tour
ist sleepers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

DR.. H. G. Haxby. who mas charge
of the International Correspondence
school work for the western slope,
accompanied by E. R, Clark, the dis
trict manager, went to Marble Tues.
day in the interests of the l. Z S.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Some of the local coal dealers have
suffered famine in black diamonds
this week entailing considerable in
convenience to their customers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Especially low winter tourist rates
to points in the south and southeast
via Colorado & Southern Ry. Write
7. E. Fisher, g. P A., Denver.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Charles P. Poor, Tappsfeld Mass,
and Miss Martha Manke of Ophir,
Colo, were married Tuesday morning
at st. Barnabas church by Rev. Hi
ram Bulls. the rector.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

A card received several days ago
informs us that Mr. and Mrs. A. L.
Chase are now in Washington, D. c.,
where they are enjoying the sights of
the capital city.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

g. P. Gessert, formerly of this
city, has sold his market at Grand
Junction and expects to return to Sa-
Ida where he lived previous to COM
ing to Glenwood.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

WANTED. - First class engineer
and hoist 1unner at Marble. First.
class wages will be paid
COLO. YULE MARBLE co.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Miss Alice Finley who is this yeal
teaching at Satank, was down Satur-
day to attend the Tri iCounty Fedora
ton
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

R. l. Meeker. U. S. photographer
with headquarters in Denver. made a
trip to Glenwood Wednesday and
measured the flow of water in both the
Grand and Roaring Fork rivers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

All passenger fares reduced on the
Colorado Midland between all points.
This means cheaper rates east. Call
on US for information. The Midland
Route
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Miss Emma Alling, sister of Mrs.
W. F. Berry, was married last Tues.
day at her home in Evanston, Illinois,
to Mr.. Will Murdoch, prominent
young business man of Chicago.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Especially low winter tourist rates
to points in the south and southeast
via Colorado & Southern Ry. Write
T. E. Fisher. G. P. A., Denver.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Charles Isbell who has for some
time conducted the chile parlor down
by the state bridge. left Wednesday
night for Douglas, Arizoua.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mr.. and Mrs. A. b. Cass of South
Canon went to Denver Thursday night
to consult specialist in regard to
their infant child who is troubled
with disease of the ear
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Miss Ella Leonhardy came down
from Carbondale Monday evening and
spent the week in Glenwood.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Miss Pearl Strouse went to New
Castle Wednesday to attend the fu-
neral of Mrs Newman.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

WANTED-Coal miners at South
Canon. Good hunk house and board.
South Canon Coal company. Robert
Brown, Supt., Telepone Glenwood 75.
10 20-l2-S
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mr.. and Mrs. John C. Cook of Rifle
came up Sunday to visit few days
with their daughter, Mrs. Ora Card.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mrs. Mary c. c Bradford of Den
yer arrived in Glenwood Friday last
to attend the TriCounty Federation
Of clubs. She was the guest of Mrs.
B. T. Napier for several days.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Especially low winter tourist rates
to points in the south and southeast
via Colorado & Southern Ry. Write
I. E. Fisher, G.. p. A., Denver.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

B. T. Napier went to Denver Mon
day night on business trip.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

John Campbell is assisting C. M.
White this week with the work in
the assessors Office.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

All the latest songs and instrumental
selections on Victor phonograph rec
ords, so cents, regular price Fl 90.
Thorson's 8 Book Store.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

H. J. Holmes is enjoying several
weeks trip to Los Angeles. Califor-
mia. He left last Saturday night.
The Glenwood post., 1906-11-24

Mrs. Anna Brutcher left Monday
morning for Grand Junction where
she expects to henceforth reside.