The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-03-01
Fortunate Father and Son.

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the policeman s.''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Fortunate Father and Son.
am as certain as now live, says Mr.. {.
E. Bartholomew, Kalkaska, Mich, that
DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, OF
Rondout, N. Y, saved my life when / was
a victim of that terrible Observation-Disclosures
disease. My son had fever sore on his
leg he too used Favorite Remedy and is now
well. All druggists, 81 90; bottles So co.
s'Do you joke-writers ever make jokes at
your own eXpense%
''For the first few years all our jokes are
made that way. After that, if we're lucky,
we get paid for 'em.-Ex.
Torture by Savages.
speaking of the torture to which some
of the savage tribes in the Philippines sub
iect their captives, reminds me of the intense
suffering | endured for three months from
inflammation of the Kidneys" says w. NJ.
Sherman of Cushing, Me- "Nothing helped
me until tried Electric Bitters, three bot
ties of which completely cured me" Cures
Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Blood disor-
ders and Malaria; and restores the weak
and nervous to robust health. Guaranteed
by R. II. Moody, druggist. Price soc.
Newrich furnishing his library)-Let me
see Now I've got all the sets OF standard
authors bound in calf-Dickens, Scott and
all them fellers
Clerk-1es, sir.
Newrich-Now I'll want something to
read Say, have you got a complete set OF
"Old Sleuth philadelphia Record.
A Scientific Wonder.
The cures that stand to its credit make
Bucklens Arnica Salve a scientific wonder.
1t cured f. R. Milford, lecturer for the
Patrons of Husbandry, Waynestoro, Pa,
of distressing case OF Piles II Meals, r me
worst Burns, Sores, Boils, Ulcers, Cuts,
Wounds, Chilblains and Salt Rheum. Only
25c at Moody's drug store.
''You're looking better than you we're
a few weeks ago." remarked Nordy.
''I'm feeling BETTER" responded Butts.
"My children demolished the last of their
Christmas toys the other day.
Courier-J ournal.
Indigestion is much of habit Don't get
the habit. Take little Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure after eating and you Will quit belch-
ing, putting, palpitating and frownlng
Kodol Dgests what you eat and makes the
stomach sweet. sold by K. IL. Moody
SIT isn't any of my business, l know
remarked Uncle Allen Sparks, but 1t
seems to me that what New York State
needs is a couple OF distinguished eX-Seha-
tors. Chicago Tribune.
The best safeguard against headache,
constipation and liver troubles is Dew lit S
Little Early Rsers. Keep a wal OF these
famous little pills in the house and take
dose at bed time when you feel that the
stomach and bowels need cleansing. They
don't grippe. Sold by R. ii. Moody.
sit seems as if everything was adul-
terated nowadays" said the aarmlst.
"Yep," agreed Plunger; 'about the only
thing going that isn't doctored up is
nerve y Detroit Free Press.
The best way to rid the system of cold
is to evacuate the bowels. kennedy's
Laxative Honey and Tar acts as pleasant,
yet etfectual, cathartc on the bowels 1t
clears the head, cuts the phlegm out OF the
throat, strengthens the Droncnial tuoes, re-
lieves coughs, colds, Group, whooping
cough, etc. Sold by R. H. Moody.
ssSenator, did you find it difficult matter
when you made your maiden speech ~
''No, it wasn't that" replied Senator
Badger sit was in getting somebody to
listen to it. "-Milwaukee Sentinel.
If YOU are troubled with piles and can't
find a cure. try Witch Hazel Salve, but be
sure YOU get that made by E. c. Dewitt &
Co., Chicago 1t is the original If you
have used Witch Hazel Salve without being
relieved it is probable that you got hold of
one of the many worthless counterfelts mat
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold by Il.
II. Moody.
Opportunity hammered on the mans door
until he awoke.
He achieved success.
And spent long life in attributing his
success to his own keenneSS.-LoulSNille
Courier-Journal.
Don't frown-look pleasant. If you are
suffering from Indigestion or sour stomach,
take KodoI Dyspepsia Cure. Hon. Jake
Moore, of Atlanta, Ga, says Il suffered
more than 20 years with indigestion. y
friend recommended kodOl. 1t relieved me
in one day and ! now enjoy better health
than for many wears" kudol digestS what
YOU eat, relieves sour stomach, gas on
stomach, belching, etc. sold by Il. ii.
Moody.
Miss Passey-A fortune teller has told
me where | should find my future husband.
Mrs Situplate-Goodness give me her ad-
dress at once. Perhaps she could tell me
where my present one ls.-Judge.
one would think the Laxative idea in a
cough syrup should have been advanced
long before it was. ii seems the only
would be to move the bowels and clean the
mucous membranes of the throat and lungs
at the same time. Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar does this. 1t is the Original
Laxative Cough Syrup, the best known
remedy for Coughs, Colds, Group, WhoOp-
ing Cough, etc. Tastes good and harmless.
Sold by r. II. Moody.
Reporter-Uncle, to what do you attrb-
ute YOUR long life? Oldest Inhabtant-l
don't know yit, young Teller. They's sew
eral OF these patent medicine companies
that's dickerin' with me.-Chicago Tribune.
Do the right thing if you have Nasal
Catarrh Get Ely's Cream Balm at once.
Don't touch the catarrh powders and Snutfs,
for they contain cocaine. Ely'S Cream
Balm releases the Secretions that inflame
| the nasal passages and the throat, whereas
| common ''remedies'' made with mercury
merely drive them out and leave you no
| better than you were. In a word, Ely's
| Cream Balm is real cure, not a delusion.
| All druggists SOC, or mailed by Ely Bros.
| So Warren Street, New York.
| owe my whole life to Burdock Blood
| BitterS. ScrofulouS sores covered my body.
| | seemed beyond cure b. b. B. has made
me perfectly we'll woman" Mrs. Chas.
| Hutton, Berville, Mich.
| Once more do valentines command
| Our gaze, the Teigning fad;
The serious ones are funny and
The funny ones are sad.
Washington Star.