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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20

Il See," she nodded.
l glanced at her again-at the open,
candid eyes, the forceful mouth and
chin-and 1 took sudden resolution.
Miss Kemball," 1 said, I'm going
to ask your help-that is, if may"
/ ''Of course you may"
! "Well, then, that man who came on
board last is the inveterate enemy of
both Nr. Royce and myself. We're
trying to UUcarth Il particularly afro
cious piece of villainy in which he's
concerned. l have reason to believe
him capable of anything and a very
fiend of cleverness. l don't know what
he may plot against us, but I'm certain
he'll plot something Mr.. Royce doesn't
even know him by sight and shouldn't
be worried, but unless he's forewarned
he may walk right into danger. 1 want
help me keep him out of danger. Will
you help meT
"Why, certainly. she cried. 80
were to have a mystery-just we two"
''Just We two," assented.
She looked at me doubtfully.
Il must remember Mr.. Graham's
warming" she said. You haven't in
vented this astonishing story just to
entertain me, Mr.. Lester?'
'On my word, no." 1 responded lit
tie bitterly. Il only wish had"
"There"' she said contritely. 81
shouldn't have doubted. Forgive me,
Mr.. Lester. Only it seemed so fantas-
tic, so improbable"-
1T is fantastic" assented, but, un-
fortunately. it is true. We must keep
an eye on NJ. Martigny, or Bethune."
(Which is his real name?"
Those are the only ones l know,
but doubt If either is the true one"
Royce and Mrs. Kemball Joined us
a moment later, and we sat watching
the low, distant Long Island shore un-
til the gong summoned us to lunch.
A word to the steward had secured us
one of the small tables in an alcove at
the side. Our first meal at sea was
a merry one, Mr.. Royce seeming in
such spirits that was more than ever
determined not to disturb him with the
knowledge OF Marttgny's presence.
AS the moments passed my fears
seemed more and more uncailed for.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is he1eoy given that the undersigned
Court of the state OF Oregon for Benton
County. admins traitor of the estate of Henry
Holroyd, deceased. All persons having claims
present the same At the office of J. F. Yates,
properly verified Us by law required, at Cor
Wallis, oregon, within six months from the
date hereof.
Dated this 18th day If February. 1906.
w. s. MCFADDEN,
Administrator of the Estate of Henry Hol-
royd. deceased.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
The Best Cough Syrup.

8. L. Apple ex Probate Judge, Ottawa
County, Kan, writes: 'This is to say
that have used Ballards Horehound
Syrup for years and that do not hesitate
to recommend it as the b--st cough syrup,-
I have ever used.'' Zoe, soc and 81 .OO..
Sold by Graham & Wtrtham.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20

VETCH AND GLOVER HAY, ALSO
one good Mammouth Bronze Tom. T.
A. Iogsdon, Corvallis, Or. phone 55,
Mt. View. 2ltf
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
PHYSICIANS

8. A. OATHEY, M. D., PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon. Rooms IA, Bank Build
ing. Office Hours: 10 to II a. M, to
Up. m. Residence: cor. 9th and Ad-
ans Sts. Telephone at office and res
tdence Corvallis. Oregon.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
ATTORN NEYS
BANKING.

THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF
Corvallis, Oregon, transacts a general
conservative banking business. Loans
money on approved. security. Drafts
! bought and cold and money transferred
to the principal cities of the United
States, Europe and foreign countries.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20

BALED HAY FOR SALE INQUIRE
P. o. box 344. or Ind. phone 429.
Corval lis, Oregon. 23 If.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
MARBLE SHOP.

MARBLE AND GRANITE MONU-
ments; curbing made to order; clean
ing and repairing done neatly: save
agents commission. Shop North
Main St., Frank Vanhoosen, Prop. e2tt
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20

FARM AND CITY PROPERTY-S.
L. Henderson, Corvallis. Ore. 2O-2S
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
ITO be Continued.)

Have your printing done at the
Gazette Office. We give you quick
service and save you money.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
FOR SALE

A FINE RANGE: ALSO A SPLENDID
heater. Will sell either for one-half
their value. Address Box So, Corval-
lis. 24-25*
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20
House Decorating.

FOR PAINTING AND PAPERING SEE
w. E. Paul, Ind. 48O l4tf
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-03-20

Veterinary SURGEON
DIR. E. E. JACKSON, V. s., VINEGAR:
q Snow livery barn. Give him a call.
Phones. Ind, 328; Residence, 3S9 or
Dell phone. t l2tf
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
TICKETS At WALL, NICHOLS CO,
MOana Hotel
Summer Rates:

On and after May 1 the Moana Hotel
at Waikiki will offer special rates for
the summer season. up to November l.
The Moana Hotel is located on the
most delightful curve of waikiki Beach
and, with the bathing facilities, added
to the excellent cuisine, service and
cool rooms, single and en- suite, make
the Moana Hotel a delightful summer
home. The Moana is a modern, thor
oughly up-to-date hotel and its superb
location makes its doubly attractive tc
townsfolk.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
The NERVOUS" Condition.

The term nervous is broad term used to
denote a diseased condition of the nerves that is
very common. The disease is a debility or weak
ness that affects especially the nervous system
There may be no well-defned trouble, yet those
who suffer with nervousness will complain of
many things, mental depression, inability to rest
well, twitching, aching limbs, and hundreds of
nervous disorders Sleep is not refreshing and
the patient wakes up tired Although the lungs,
heart, liver and kidneys are sound, yet there
seems to be serious disease i'll these vital organs,
and sufferers with weak nerves feel that all their
physical powers are failing.
Nervousness is wholly the result of wear and
tear of the nervous system, caused by irregular
habits, long-contipued anxiety or worry, too great
business responsibility, and any cause which tends
to diminish the vigor of the body.
The beautiful delicacy of the nervous system
can be appreciated when it Is considered that the
nerve hbres do not exceed one-hfteen- hundredth
of an inch in diameter.
Each of these nerve fbres proceeds from the
nerve centre with which it is connected, to the
point at which it terminates, without uniting with
any other.
So delicate is the structure and so intimately
associated are its parts, that the nervous system
can be deranged easily and diseased or weakened.
often sufferers from nervousness do not
realize that their nerves need nourshng
until the condition is of long standing be.
fore acting Here is case in point.
Brooklyn, N. ". Aug. 2, 1eo4-"It affords
me pleasure to voice my appreciation of
Paine's Celery Compound as | think it
truly wonderful remedy. 1t cured me of
nervousness and stomach trouble of Iona
standing when all other remedies failed"
Geo. w. DaVren, 54o1 Fifth Ave.
Victims of nervousness-those whose very life
hangs heavy on their hands, depressed by their
existence, or borne down by stress of overwork;
Paine's Celery Compound stands ready to build
the nerves back to their healthy condition-to put
an end to sleeplessness and to drive away every
ache and pain
Two days treatment with Pane's Celery Com
pound will give proof of its marvellous powers.
For y years this famous prescription has been
the most universally used tonic in the world. 1t
has stood the test of time. Physicians constantly
use and prescribe it. No prescription has ever
been formulated that equaled it in curative power
Remember this-Paine's Celery Compound is
the prescription of one of the most famous phvsi-
clans this country has ever known. and all repu-
table Druggists sell and recommend it,
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO.,
BURLINGTON, VERMONT.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
MUTUAL.

Sugar and spices!" drawled the
young man in the twisted felt hat and
wide-checked suit but that fellows
clothes are simply ridiculous"
Tidal waves and typhoons! eN-
claimed the sable youth in palm leaves
and pearl, but did any one ever see
such clothes as the pale brother wears?
Umph! He looks like a monkey"
N. B.-This was when the college
man and the south sea islander met for
the first time
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
NEURALGIA.

Is an afniction of the nerves. and
therefore yields readily to the soothing
influence of DR.. Niles Anti-Pain Pills.
They arc absolutely harmless, and drive
out the pain by relieving the irritated
condition Of the nerves. Guaranteed
to benefit, or money refunded. 25 doses,
25 cents. Never in bulk.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02

pors CIR 321 and pc land, MakawaO,
Maui; CIR 1929 Kamaole, Kula, Maui.
$1,000. b 279 2O2 Dated April 49,
1905
Minnie Iona and hsb to John Nevin
d; r p 4752 Kul 1884 APP 4, Hanapepe,
KOna, Kauai. $780, b $50, 81. Dated
April 6, 1906.
Knudsen Bros to Territory of Supt
Tub Instrcn of Hawaii, l.; 63-l0O a
lard, Mana, Kauai. At 81 pd. B 2S3
p 1871. Dated April II, 1856.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
COAL VS.. DIAMONDS.

81 think" says John oliver Hobbies
(Mrs. Craige) American women
spend more money for clothes and
gems than any other women in the
world" The coal operators intend,
however, to correct this evil, at least
in a measure, as soon as they can
Chicago Record Herald.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
MAY DAY DEMONSTRATIONS.

MY I IJ+A IJI4NINDtN'7 T Nv T INtN'''
PARIS, May last night the city
was very quiet, although the police
have found several unexploded bombs.
WoTkmen were riotous during yester-
day, however, and there were several
May Day demonstrations. none of them
serious, The city was closely guarded
by the police, and seven thousand
troops were scattered to various points
where danger was apprehended. There
were over seven hundred arrests dur
ing the day
The day was characterized by violent
manifestations at Marseilles
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
BRITISH STEAMER SUNK.

NEWHAVEN, England May 1.-The
steamer Blanefield was sunk off Beachy
ed.
The Blanefeld was a British steamer
of 21S2 tons burden, and was last re-
ported from Tocopilla on March II.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02


or manufacturing and making repairs
ALSO AGENTS FOR
Union Gas Engine Co.,
Troy Laundry Co.,
Hamilton Tool Co.,
Paraffine Paint Co.,
Frederick Paint Co.,
Meese, Gottfried Co.,
Ohmen Engine Co.,
Erie Engine Works,
Sterling Boiler Co.,
Risdon-Sulzer Pumps,
Wagner-Bullock Elect Co,
Dow Pump Works,
Hazelhurst Centrifugal Pumps,
Prick Ice Machinery Co.,
Eclipse Corliss Engine,
The Engelberg Rice Mach. c.,
Western Expanded Metal Co,
st. Louis Expanded Metal CO.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
TO SPEND THE MONEY IN EAST

~ % H-'L LIZ NiC-'i@i ~
SAN FRANCISCO, May 2,-Secretary
Taft has notified James d. Phelan that
the seven hundred thousand dollars re-
naming of the congressional appropri-
alton for the relief Of San Francisco
will be expended in the East
The City Hall vaults have been OPP
ened and their contents found in good
condition.
Commencing tomorrow night, there
win be no restrictions as to lights kept
in houses and shops,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
Won Hamm- YOUngCO

Has fully equipped machine shop
Cor manufacturing and making repairs
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
STUDENTS ARE UGLY.

MOSCOW, May 2.-The students are
VeTsity.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
Foreign News
By Gable
WARSAW POLICE KILLED.

WARSAW, May 2.-Three policemen
were killed in the streets here yester-
day, but the threatened May Day out
break failed to materialiZe.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
POLICE CHECK ANARCHISTS.

CHICAGO, May 1.-The police pre-
vented red flag parade here last
night.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
S, RICHARDSON g. CO.,
BURLINGTON, VERMONT.

Two thousand carpenters are work
ing in the city.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-05-02
j. H. HertSChe.
MANAGER.
MANAGER.

American Mercantile Company Ono 1881
Tacoma, Washington
Importers, Exporters and
General Commission 7erchants
Honolulu orders solicited
Gable Address "AMERCO." A. B
c. 9Th Edition.
Honolulu Reference A. f. Cooke.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
TWENTY PER CENT
GIVEN DEPGS|TORS
Receiver of Defunct Chicago
Bank Begins Partial Pay
ment on Accounts.
RECEIVERSHlP TROUBLE
THERE ARE TWO AND
A THIRD MAY BE NAMED
JOHN FETZER THE FIRST ONE
SAYS HE WILL REMAIN.
Publishers Pressl

Chicago. Aug. lG.-Joha c. Fetzer,
receiver for the Milwaukee Avenue
State bank, announced that the actua!
work OF paying the depositorS 20 per
cent Of their accounts had began. The
depositors have been mailed state
of their accounts with an atfi-
davit They were requested TO return
the affidavit attesting TO the correct
ness Of the amount. A voucher will
then be given to each depOsitor for 20
per cent Of the amount due, payable
at the Fort Dearborn National bank.
Receiver FetZer, in discussing the
duplicate receivership and the prob
able request Of Attorney General
Stead for a third, declared that he
would continue to perform his duties
as receiver until the court that APP
pointed him relieved him Of the trust.
Judge Bethca in the United States
district court appointed Charles G
Dawes, president of the General Trust
company. receiver OF the Milwaukee
Avenue cooperative store. the major
ity of the stock of which is owned by
President Stensland of the Milwaukee
Avenue State bank. The bond Of the
receiver was fixed at $3.50, 900.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
Taking His Medicine.

Ex-Mayor Belcher of Paterson, n. j,
had spent all of his hard stolen
money and could not afford to build a
private Jail with hot and cold water,
steam heat and a magnificent view. so
he was obliged to p%atronize the same
lowly institution where tramps hold
forth.
1t must be hard on an ex-mayor to
90 to jail, as he no longer has a fOun-
tain pen i'll one hand and the pardon
ing power in the other. There is the
greatest chance in the world for him to
see hOw&it is himself. and what he sees
isn't apt to be a sightIparticularly sat
isfying and peculiarly restful to the
eyes.
When a mayor is stealing the city
blind and his dearest friends deaf and
dumb he doesn't think about this, and
while by the time he goes to Jail he
has lost much of his capacity for feel
ing, still he can notice the difference
between the visit to that place and a
Sunday school picnic.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
At THE THEATERS
"UncIe Josh spruceby"-Gennett.

"Unclc Josh Spruceby," the best of
the rural plays, now being presented
in the different cities, will be seen
the GCnnctt on Saturday matinee and
night. This production is said to be
different from all others as it con
tains much comedy as we'll as pathOs,
and the realistic saw mill scene is
said to be n of the most exciting
and intense effects ever produced.
The scenes of the play are laid in
Vermont and New York, which gives
ample opportunity for p~Ortraying the
simple rustic characters in country as
as the many incidents that be-
fall simple country folk who visit the
There is the fragrant
perfume of the apple blossoms and the
clover all through the story and one
to breathe the balmy air of tho
country as the nan interesting
are being enjoyed. You will
ind the comedy h genuine article,
and no matter how old a t~heatergoer
you may be, you will smile and smile
loudly at the many clever lines and
funny situations with which the play
abOunds.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
EVOLUTIONARY
Troubles Expected In Santo Domingo
At Any Time.

Ht Any i'InS.
Washington, Aug. 16.-SantO Do
mingO is again in a ferment, and &C
cording to dispatches received by the
state department more revolutionary
troubles are expected there at any
time. Unrest about Monte Christi
and other northern ports Of the island
pOrtend further movements against
the government, and Commander
Switzerland, who is in command OF
the American feet which is guarding
the island against revolutionary expe-
ditiOns, has been warned to be on the
outlook for parties which are expect
ed to reach the island from Porto Rico
or other ~neighbOring islands. Porto
/ 0 is the stronghold of the enemies
OF SantO Domingo who have been ban
ishcd, and any movement against the
Caceres administration from outside
is expected from that island. The an
nOuncement that JimineZ, former
president of SantO Domingo, has sail
ed from Porto Rico for " York is
believed in Washington to indicate
that Jiminez will endeavOr to enlist
Americans IL a movement against
CacereS.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
"A Poor Acknowledgement.

One Of the most interesting theat-
rical offerings at the Gennett during
the present season will De Davis &
Eugene's revival of Sol Smith Rus
sells greatest success, "A Poor Rela-
ton" with Lee d. Ellsworth in Mr..
Russells old part. No purely Ameri-
can play has had a stronger hold on
the theatre going public than "A Poor
Relation" 1t has not been off the
Ooards since first presented by Mr.,
Russell. 1t is indeed a refreshing
offering in this day Of lurid melo-
drama and silly, so-called musical
comedy. "A Poor Relation may be
compared to the ordinary u of pres
ent day theatrical offerings as a beau
tiful cool October day to the sultry
heat of August. 1t comes to the Gen
nett August %.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
Vaudeville at the Phillips.

1t is out of the ordinary for a com
edy musical team to be really funny,
but this is true of Potts and Hart,
who are at the New Phillips this week.
Potts is able to sustain the comedy
role to such an extent that he creates
much amusement. FausOn and Dele
lah, marvellous balancers, have proven
eye openers for New Phillips patrons
as they have shown better than has
yet been shown what can be accom-
plished in this line. Their act is we'll
worth the price Of admission, to say
nothing of Al Shayne, Hebrew come
dian and parody singer: illustrated
sOngs; The Bennett Sisters, singers
and dancers, Leslie, character come
dian, and the PhiloscOpe.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
SAVED BABY (
LYONS LIFE
Untold Suffering and Constant
Misery Awful Sight From that
Dreadful Complaint, InfahtiIe E.
zema-C Commenced at Top of his
Head and Covered Entile Body.
MOTHER PRAISES
CUTICURA REMEDIES

"Our baby had that dresdful com,
plant. ~Infantilc Eczema, which, afflicted
him for several months. commencing at
the top OF his head, and at lAst covering
his whole body. His sufRrings were
untold and constant missy, in fact,
there was rothing we wo2d not have
done to have given HING relief. The
family doctor seemed tS be wholly
incapable OF coping withFhe case, and
after various experiments of his, which
resulted in no benefit II the child, We
sent to Macon. III, to a druggist and got
q full set of the Cuticur9 Remedies and
applied rs per directiouS and he began
to improve immediately, and in about
three or four days hgan TO show n
brighter spirit and reilly laughed, for
the first time in a yearf In about ninety
days he was fully recovered, with the
exception OF a rou@h skin, which is
gradually Disappearing, and eventually
will be replaced by| healthy one.
"praisc for tASkCuticura Remedies
has always tStn y0r greatest pleasure,
and there iAnotHng too good that we
could say iratlfr favor. for they GER
tainly savcdSE baby's life, for he was
the most awful sight that / ever beheld,
prior to the treatment OF the Cuticura
Remedies. Mrs. Ma"bclle Lyon, 1926
Appleton Ave, Parsons, Kan, July is,
lQ05
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17

Norristown, Pa, Aug. 16.-Having
o~verpowcred the Waterman, Charles
Riley, at the point Of a pistol, a score
of men attempted to wreck the new
500, 900 iron mill which is being
erected by the Longmead Iron com
pan in COnshohOcken, near here.
That the mill was not pulled down is
due probably to the inexperience OF
the men in running a hosting engine.
The damage wrought will be several
thousand dollars. The Waterman says
he was kept a prisoner for more than
an hour. The wreckerS set the boiler
house afire.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
GreenviIIe Fair.

THE Great Darke County Fair to be
held at G~reenville. August 9th to
F31st, promises to be the best fair ever
held in the county and why should
not old Darke do herself proud this
year and have the greatest fair of
fairs. Darke County stands first as
an agricultural county in the state,
and the farmers of old Darke have a
right to a great fair. The Board
this year has increased the premiums
in several departments. You will
see the great free attractions. The
School exhibit alone will be worth
any parents time to visit and see
the work the boys and girls are doing
in the advancement of education. and
don't fail to see the grea display at
the fair. +
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
COMPLETE TREATMENT 81

Complete external and internal treat
ment for every humor, consisting Of
Cuticura Soap. Ointment, and Pills, may
now be had for one dollar. A single
set is often sufficient TO cure the most
torturing, disiiguring, itching, burning,
and scaly humors. eczemas, rashes, and
irritations, from infancy to age, when
ali else fails.
Cu,ieura Soap. Ointment. and pills are sold throughout
the world. Potter Drug Is Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston
pF- send for " The Great skin Book"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-17
THE YELLOW DOG.

1t is all right
For every dog
To have his GCy.
So they say,
And maybe that. Is riSht.
Bright
People admit it.
Ard that makes it 20.
Yes? No?
Well, anyway
TIE dog will have his day
If he has to wait until night
To get it.
Isn't that right?
And We arc willing he should.
If it does him any good
Let him take a week
In fact.
If he can dodge-the dog catcher
And the sausage man.
There is 30. foason why
He shouldn't take all the time
There is
If he 4 use it in his biz.
But it wasn't every dog
We startedeOut
To talk about;
1t was one Speclflc gentleman
Who is no gentleman
And is called
For short
A yellow dog.
Though what the dog has done
To deserve 1t
Is hard to see.
The fall elections
Are upon us.
Never fear, they won't hurt u.s.,
But here is where
The yellow dog
Steps in
And brazenly demands his day.
Don't,
We beg of you.
Gire it to him.