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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
Bum Restaurant.

"Paw, what's that orchestra playing
here for?"
Money, Tommy. They couldn't pos
sibly be playing for the kind OF meal
they would get here. Chicago Tri-
bune.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
Perplexing.

"Vot kveer langviches!" exclaimed
the foreigner, who was trying to learn
the American tongue. you say dc
man is all in ven you mean he is all
owdt!"-Chicago Tribune.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

When you see a man reading "How
to Make Easy Money in Wall Street"
it's time to collect that quarter he
owes you.-Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
How to Go

When you have occasion to travel use the
same discrimination in buying ticket that
you would in buying anything else. Assure
Yourself in advance of what you may expect
in the way of comfort and convenience en-
route. If there is any information you want
about prospective trip, write me. l will
gladly give you the information. Address
w. S. ST. GEORGE
General Passenger Agent, NJ. K. g. 7. R'y
ST. Louis, Missouri
G. A. McNUTT,
Blossom House. Kansas City, Mo.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Foundry the Santa Fe Agent at
Wichita, Kansas, a system whereby in
connection with being agent for Steamship
Lines, we are in position to sell through
tickets to all points in all countries. Write
or call for particulars.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
A W0MAN's ORDEAL
BREADS DOCTORS QUESTIONS
Thousands Write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, and Receive Valuable AdVlce
Absolutely Confidential and Free

There can be no more terrible ordeal
to a delicate, sensitive, refined woman
than to be obliged to answer certain
questions in regard to her private ills,
even when those questions are asked
by her family physician, and many
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Cash is the cold cream that can
beautify even the plainest face.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

The man who talks about civic
righteousness ought to keep his own
backward clean.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

The original chauffeurs, it seems,
we're robbers. Which is another in
stance showing the descent of man.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Lewis Single Binder straight SC cigar
made of rich, mellow tobacco. Your deal
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Good housekeepers use the best. That's
why they buy Red Cross Ball Blue. At
leading grocers, 5 cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Don't spoil your clothes. Use Red Cross
Ball blue and keep them white as snow.
All grocers, 5 cents a package.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Talking causes more regret than
silence.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc. Many
smokers prefer them to l0c cigars. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, jill.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
Laconic.

She wrote:
circumstances over which l have
no control compel me to reject your
offer of marriage. Yours, ETC."
He wired:
What circumstances? Reply pre-
paid"
She wired:
.sYours. Collect. Leader.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

In shaping his career young man
shouldn't depend entirely on his tailor.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

If you don't like your job, don't
worry-some other fellow will soon
have indianapolis Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

When a woman buys glasses she
usually says it is due to astigmatism.
But it is oftener due to oldageism.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
IN CONSTANT AGONY.

A West Virginian's Awful Distress
Through Kidney Troubles.
w. L. Jackson, merchant, of Park
ersburg, w. Va, says: Driving about
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

For children teethng. softens the gums, reduces IN
fammaton, allays pain. cures wind collie Sc bottle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

He who laughs last misses the next
joke.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
Travel Right
to Oklahoma

The Missouri, Kansas & Texas
R'y has recently inaugurated addi-
tional daily train for Oklahoma City,
Guthrie, Cleveland, Bartlesville,
Coffeyville, etc. With this added
service the M. X. & T. R'y is the
logical line between St. Louis and
Kansas City and all principal points
in Oklahoma.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Change Of cars is one OF the greatest
Inconvenience OF travel. You dont
have to change cars il you travel via
the Missouri, Kansas & Texas Railway.
Through trains lover its own rails run
between ST. Louis and Kansas City and
Oklahoma City, Dallas, Fl. Worth, San
Antonio and Galveston. All through
trains have Chair Cars and Pullman
Steamers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01

Mrs. winslows Soothing Syrup.
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
Personal and Pertinent

Among the many unique organizations this city
IS doubtful If any of them interesting than the
Happy Five Club This is composed Hugh O'Iiara
Charles Hannigan, John Gormley Thomas NfcGrannary
ana Thomas Duggan II is the duty Of each 1f the
members to make life happy and pleasant those
with whom they come In contact any their trends
or their friends friends have or are low spirted
the five call them and II is to say hev are
IN different mood by the time the members the club
depart They help those they know in every way pos
sble but fun is their strong point. and in more than
one instance they have been visit some forlorn
individual in order to keep him getting the dumps
III the number of rumors regarding newspapers airt
to be started In this city one-half them true said
Market street merchant the other day 1--WE viii have
about five new papers and then the troubles of the
merchant who has advertising to do win be increased
hundred fold"
About four buildings have been bought already w
r. Hearst of New York Journal fame is going to run
one Of his yellowest" here Chester syndicate pitts
burg syndicate-and ad inhnitum-an are seek
ing wealth and fame in the metropolis Delaware"
"Kou newspaper men must coin money II ths runber
or aspirants after editorial honors any indication bt
one thing ] suppose you may be or" said he with
smile as he moved is that The Evening Journal
VIII keep telling how bad we are and the Ever,
Evening how good some of are"
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
rso6-MR. BRYAN-1ooe.

UST at the time when many we'll known
} Democratic "bolters' were boiling back
and were falling pel-mell ever cne another in
their frantic efforts to get front seat at the re-
cepton to be given on the homecoming OF Mr.
Bryan, the Colonel thunders out in a voice loud
enough to be heard from across the sea-"I an
more radical than I was in 1876" Confusion,
worse confounded. What will the poor fellows
do now3 This was a bitter dose for this nav set
OF Original Bryan men, and perhaps Mr. BRYAN
should have been more considcrate of theii feel
ings. Still, their undong is largely their own
fault they ought to have known better than TO
undertake the,writing OF platform Dor the Boy
Orator.. during his absence, in view OF his habit
Of insisting on doing his own talking. If thes.
eminent gentlemen think their candidate is grow
ing more csnservative, they have surprise
waiting for them, according to Mr. Bryan him
self There is no excuse for their being in any
quandary now they know by this time what he
stood for in 1906 and by adding Surprise" or
two to that platform, they have the Democratic
platform Of the next campaign. This promise
OF Surprise will likely cause cold chills to
chase up and down their backs; some Of them
may even get cold feet, but a majority of them
will have to eat crow if they arc to get place
on the Bryan nd-wagon--provided there is one
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
aEEEp uPp
IS tha way to Maka oId Men Y0ung.

Is tho Way to Make Old Mer Young.
one Of the most remarkable evidences
Of the power OF proper food is found
in the following interesting story by
d Canadian.
Il am now II years Of age and have
bcer aiiing more or less ever since
was Ii Years old, part of the time an
invalid suffering with stomach and
bowel troubles.
About two years ago. having learn
ed OF the good Grape Nuts food was
doing for some friends Of ours, I re-
solved 10 try it myself and I immed-
lately found help-more vigor and
power OF endurance.
"rhat summer the heat did not affect
me as it did before used Grape Nuts
and after about four months constant
use / began 10 realize what it was to
be well and found my bowels adjusting
themselves so that now / an free from
the old troubles. ! had Ions despaircd
Of such results and can safely say I
am enjoying better health to-day than
for many years past. for this wonder
ful food has literally made new
man OF me-" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle creek. Mich.
There is nothing wonderful about IL,
only sound. scientific reason that any
one can prove by trial
Look in pkgs. for copy of the fam
Gus little book, THE Road 10 Well
VILE
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
Jests and Jingles
How is it when parades so b."
Complained the little rrnt,
THE tallest men about you thon
Must always stand i'm front2"


u understand that Buttsy is vegetarian" said the
hsst goat
"a strict one" responded the goat seed cata-
logues and tomato cans the he ever comes
TO meat."-Lousville Courier-Journal
q suppose Susie" said the visitor that you're
getting old enough now to help your mamma at hei
houseworl1"
~oh yes" replied susie whenever she tells me to
get out of her don't."-Phladelphia Press
"Howdy'" said the busy "w.n you marry me?"
"Why-er-ths is so sudden she gasped 'I must have
time"
say! don't keep waiting too long or won't have
enough money left to buy the ring came in an auto
cab and they charge by the PHILADELPHIA Press
Mr. Bragg-Nss Gushngton2 No: she's not for me
She told me the other day that her husband must be
handsome rather than wealthy
Miss Ascum--Wel, you're not wealthy, but then
Mr. Bragg-Thats just IT, She literally threw herself
at my head and don't like that of thng-Catholic
standard.
You charged" said the police Justice with vo
laiing the smoke ordinance. What have you to say?"
Il have not violated any ordinance Your Honor" pro-
tested the accused MY factory has a smoky chimney
1t is true bur it has right TO have it,"
con what ground2"
ITS tobacco factory, Your Honor"-Chcago Tribune
HrE. windfail-Just imagine. Hiraml one OF tho
ezilnFo J1st told that this now IN conmun-
cation with her sister ship. / wonder what the con-
versaton is about?
Mr.. windfali-Humph Most likely each is asking the
other II her cargo is on straight7-Puek
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
THURSDAY. JULY 10. 1905.
RETIRE sAULsBURY9-wELL, NOT VET.

~THOSE who heard recently that Willard
h Salisbury has decided to no longer be
candidate for United States Senator and has pass
cd over the mantle of his ambition to cover the
ample form OF l. Irving Handy, after reazliAg the
reatle fling at Handy in the editorial columns OF
sarlsbury's paper the Dover Delawarean, are
justified in believing that the report given out by
aandy's friends is not true. After furnishing the
.s;news Of war and not a little Of the deviltry
for a number Of campaigns, Salisbury is not the
kind Of man to throw down his cards and leave
the table before the stakes largely his own have
been fairly won. Whatever else he may be, his
reputation in politics is not that OF gutter, and
Is Handy or any other undeserving Democrat
thinks dor moment that there is any chance OF
their harvesting the political fruits flowers and
grain planted and sown by Salisbury they are
preparing themselves for disappointment 1t
would undoubtedly be very nice for both Mr.
Handy and the opponents of Salisbury, il they
could bring about the suggested arrangement OF
al senatorial candidates Withdrawing in favor of
Handy L. l. and his friends suggest that such
plan would bring everlasting peace and harmony
into the Democratic campaign. There is not the
least probability that Salisbury will take that
view Of the matter and will abdcate from the
position he so well deserves to occupy-leader of
the Democratic party in Delaware
1t has been suggested that the railroad inau-
enoe in the Democratic party is scheming to un-
horse Salisbury but their efforts along this line
this year are no more likely to succeed than SINH
lar attempts made in the past.
If Handy and his friends succeed in smoking
out the present Democratic State Chairman, it
is possible that J.. Irving may receive for United
States Senator the votes of the minority mem
bers in the next Legislature. 1t makes little diff
ference to Us, Of course, whether the compliment
tary vote he cast for Salisbury or Handy
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
Bought Divorce Decree.

She asked # Il was necessary for her
TO show the decree Of divorce which
had been granted her. which, with
great foruthought. she had brought in
hancbag. Mr.. Hamburger told her
she need only sign an affidavit that
was legally competent to marry. and
this she did. Her decree Of divorce,
obtained in Delaware while perfectly
valid IN this country, OF course is not
recognized by the British courts nor
by Burke-Roche whose suit for d.
vorce is pending in England.
Aurel Batonyi also signed an afi-
davit that he was free to marry ana
when they mad formally told Mr. Har-
burger that they decided 70 drive
coupled through life, he pronounced
them man ana wife according to the
laws Of the State of New York" and
so on. Mr.. Alexander and MI Nc
Govern signed the marriage certificate
as witpesse3. There was no wedding
breakfast and few days later Mrs.
Batonyi returned to Newport.
Hamburger Didn't Know.
Il didn't know the woman I married
to Batonyi was Of so much import
ance," Mr. Hamburger added. "Her
name, Frances Roche meant nothing
to me. She was very calm ana had
little to say. I couldn't tell just how
she was dressed. 1 filed the document
With the Bureau of Vital Statistics
and thought no more OF IT,
Mr. and Mrs Batonyi sailed for
/ Europe on the steamship Pennsylvania
last Saturday. Mrs Batonyrs daugh-
| ter. Mrs. Arthur S. Burden, who was
Cynthia Roche ana Mrs. Peter Cooper
| Eewitt are in London, but it is not
certain that young Mrs Burden viii
be delighted to see her stepfather.
Wherever fashionables are enjoying
themselves they are still talking about
this marriage. Some say that Frank
/ Work. the brides wealthy father. knew
nothing Of the wedding until last
! Thursday. when he tersely acknowl-
edged that his daughter had married
"a man named l}atonyi."
Others insist that Mr.. Work learned
last November that his daughter had
taken a husband 1t was then that
she left his house and went to the
Hotel buckingham. All the town heard
of the quarrel; the cause OF 1t was
said thon to be Mrs. Batonyis ex-
travagance; that she insisted $4,000 a
year pin money was little enough.
Mr.. Work viii say nothing. He nc
longer sits in the vestibule Of his Madi-
son square home protected by an iron
grill. lie Is I'm his apartments on the
second floor and secs no one. Rumors
are current that Mrs. Batonyi forfeits
her large allowance. but so far as IS
known Mr.. Work has not consulted a
lawyer or changed his VIII
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
How's This 3?

we offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catasrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned. have known +. J
Cheney fer the last Is years, and be-
ueve him perfectly honorable in all busi-
ness transactions ana fiaancially able TO
carry out any Obligations made by his
drm
WALDINC. KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, o.
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood ana mu.
cous surfaces Of lhc system. Testimonial Is
sent free. Price % cents per bottle. Sold
by al Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for conStipa-
tion-
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
Cocoa in a Glass Jar.

When once you have opened a tin
can it is open for good and all.
After you have opened a Jar of
Crofts Swiss MIX Cocoa, just screw
.on tho top and it is air tight All the
flavor is retained and all moisture ex-
|cluded so that it does not lump or
cake.
Clean cocoa in a clean package.
Rich, smooth and delicious
The only cocoa in glass Jars.
Croft & Allen Co, Makers. Philadel-
phia.
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF.


HE bill appropriating seven and half mil
4 lions for the relief Of the famine sufferers,
IS according to reports, about the only measure OF
Importance passed by the Russian parliament up
to the present time The failure OF the Duma
tc get down to a working basis is but another IL
lustration of the striking similarity between
events going on there, and the conditions which
existed in France during the early part of the
revolution The States-Ceneral, at the beginning
wasted much Of its time in fruitless debates. and
SO, proceeded from day to day without apparent
ly any definite plan Of action, though there was
that grim determination to do away with exces-
sive taxation, mis-govcrnment and feudalism
which the masses assigned as the cause of all
their complaint In Russia, there is the same
feeling, that all grievances are traceable to cor
rupt government, over-taNation and bureaucracy
Necker, the Kings prime-minister resigned or
was dismissed from service, Just as has been the
fate OF Sergus Witte, who of all the Cars minis
ters, had most of that quality of craftsmanship
which perhaps might have enabled him to bring
order out of chaos. Had the Russian government
at the commencement of the present crisis, pos
sessed a strong head the conflicting elements
might possibly have been harmonized.-at least
temporarily but that opportunity in all probabil-
ity, will never return Nicholas has been utterly
unable to grasp the meaning of the events trans
pring in his empire. Though a man of good in
tentions, he has been vacillating and irresolute
ignorant as to what to do and when to act Sur
rounded by clique of incompetent and intriguing
advisers, he has been persuaded, and oftimes
prevented, from acceding to the demands of his
subjects. In many respects, he resembles Louis
NVl who has been described as "a gentleman
but no ruler Louis could not comprehend the
situation in France He considered the fall of
the Bastillc as nothing more serious than riot,
until the Duke of Laincourt, in speaking to him,
said, Sire it is a revolution
In France, affairs toook decided turn, when
The King directed the National Assembly to de-
iberate with the other orders 1t was at this
juncture that Mrabeau arose, and announced
we are here by the command of the people, and
will only disperse by the force Of bayonets" From
that day, and until his death in 1zoG Nrabeau
was The controlling mind Of the Assembly His
eloquence gave him the leadership which he re-
tanned throughout the first epoch Of the rcvol,-
ton. The Duma finds its Mirabcau in the person
Of the popular leader NJ Alladin, a man whose
oratorical abilities and patriotic efforts have al
ieady become known outside the Russian borders
Tom Taggart proprietor Of the Lick Springs
Hotel and one of the most prominent plutorrats
in the Democratic party, illustrated the eternal
fitness of things, when he selected as a trade
mark the little red devil, "Pluto"
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
rHAT sALIsBuRY HoRRoR.

MOI T the inquest held over those killed in the
- n wreck on the London and Southwestern
Railway, two very unusual things happened.
First,-the counsel for the company admitted the
oompany's responsibility for the accident-an adj
mission, such as was never made by any railroad
in the United States, so far as we have heard
Here, the companies invariably blame the dead
engineer, or seek TO make some other employee
the scaPegoat The second was, that the coroner's
jury refused TO render verdict OF accidental
as they thought fault attached to the railroad. In
this country, the practice is to decide that such
happenings are entirely due to accident" and
investigations are conducted with the idea Of
showing that the corporation did its full duty and
abst the person killed actually committed suicide
Evening journal., 1906-07-19

Tom Iaggart, proprietor Of the Lick Springs
Hotel and one of the most prominent plutorrats
in The Democratic party illustrated the eternal
fitness OF things, when he selected as trade.
mark the little red devil, Pluto"
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
ssItzcr BOTTLE Fxnloded

With a report that could be heard
4 block away a seltzer bottle exploded
in the cafe Of Andrew ]. Niedermaier
No. 12 East Fifth street. at o'clock
this morning. Pieces Of glass flew in
every direction. one Of which narrow
ly escaped striking Harry Walker
clerk for Mr. Niedermaler in the face.
Evening journal., 1906-07-19

judge Lebbeus r. wilucy. Attorney
General Of the Philippine Islands. has
been appointed 20 the judgeship Of the
United States Court in China, which s
20 replace in a large measure the pres
"at consular court Judge Wiley IS from
ST. Louis.
Evening journal., 1906-07-19
Electricity by Early Fall.

The Wilmington Light, Power and
Telephone Company has extra forces
OF men at work in order to complete
its new power plant in time to furnish
electrical current in the early autumn.
The new concern expects to expend
about $1,000,0O0 on its plant