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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05
A REAL sKIDDOo PARTY.

Miss Margaret schidu has sent out
Invitations to 20 girls for party in
honor of her 23rd birthday for the
card of September at her home. 23
East Twenty-third street. She says It
will be a "siddoo" party.
"People have joked with my name
so much that I'm going to have some
fun myself. said Miss Schidu. There
will be 23 candles on the birthday
cake, souvenir cards lettered 20 VIII
be given to 2S guests. an orchestra
Of 2S pieces viii play behind banN
Of 2S palms, In the evening at my
uncle's farm. which contains 2S and
a fraction acres. there VIII be danc-
ing with 23 numbers on the pro-
gram Cleveland Cor. y. Y. Sun.
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Hnmors of Composition.

A literary paper fans us aeceptably
with some choice II not wholly unfa-
miliar achievements Of the "wild COM
positor." William Black, 1t seems,
had four times to beg his printers to
let one of his heroines die of opium.
They had insisted on making her die
Of opinion" BY an error, the an
nouncement, "a sailor, going to sea,
his wife desires the prayers of the
congregation became "a sailor going
to see his wife desires the prayers OF
the congregation.
Peculiarly dangerous is the COM
posltor who puts in a little editing.
what is this? Sermons in stone,
books in the running brooksl" Inn
possible, He means Of course, Ser
mons IN books and stones in the run
ming brooks" Thus was Shake
speare amended. Very happy, how
ever. was the literal correction OF
Bring me my toga" into Bring sne
my toys. london Chronicle.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

VIncennes, Ind, Sept. g. Anoth-
q extra inning tie game goes to the
credit Of the Indians and Hoosiers
and Will mark record in any league
for extra inning tie games between
two teams.
+ Yesterday the Indians and Hoo
siers went fourteen innings and the
gane was called on account OF dark
.nes1. The day before the two teams
bat<Ied until darkness in the last
game OF a double-header and the
desperate Aght being put up drew
out q crowd. Brahic was In the box
for the visitors and Farrell for the
locals. Both were in good trim and
the game started out by Paducah
scorjng on an error, sacrifice and two
singles. The Hoosiers scored later on
q .oelder's .choice, stolen base and
ba11ed ball. Downing was still disa-
khld1 and Taylor was behind the bat.
cach catcher had passed ball. Bra
q. struck out two and Farrell sew
The feature of the game was the
work Of the Hoosiers when two
Die plays were pulled off.
Riley Piatt, the Indians star twir-
got mad at the roofing of Frank
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

Of wooden limb furnished some
years ago to a young woman who has
since become Mrs. Kukert The suit
was brought before Alderman Charles
Anderson, and the hearing was quite
interesting, though it was not made
public at the time. Former City At
torney stephen Porter, OF Allegheny,
appeared for the defendant, and the
than her glove or finger ring. DIR.
not marry that wooden leg; that the
wooden limb was really not part OF
the now Mrs Gukert. nor had It ever
been. and that Il was no part OF her
than her glove o niger ring. DR..
MctKonzle's side of tho argument was
that the husband was responsible for
the bills OF his wife,
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05
DANGER IN DELAY.
Kidney Diseases Are Too Dangerous
for Paducah People to Neglect.

The great danger Of kidney trouble
Is that they get a firm hold before the
sufferer recognizes them. Health is
gradually undermined. Backache.
headache, nervousness. lameness, sore
ness. lumbago, urinary troubles.
dropsy, diabetes and Bright's disease
follow in merciless succession. Don {
neglect your kidneys. Cure the kid
neys with the certain and safe remedy,
Doan's Kidney Pills, which has cured
people right here IN Paducah.
Mrs. NJ. S. Smith, residing at 1923
Jefferson street, says: 81 have COM
planned OF kidney comolaint for mum
Der OF years. II dates back to 1884.
suffered with very distressing
weakness of the kidneys which an
noyed me day and night. There was
often a dull pain across my back over
the kidneys 1t was these complaints
which induced me TO get poan's Kid
ney Pills. Aftey taking the treatm Mt
for short time | noticed great
change in my condition and the I'M
provement continued steadily. / feel
better than l have felt for a long
time. Doan's Kidney Pills are an ex-
cellent remedy and it is a pleasure
for me TO recommend them"
For sale by az dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Mlburn Co.. Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name--Doan's-
and take no other.
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wIFE'S LEG
Center of Legal controversy In Penn
sylvania.

Pittsburg, Sept. SIS persons
wooden leg part Of that person? Does
a man who marries girl with a
wooden leg take said wooden limb for
better or worse?
This pair Of Questions viii be an
swered by the courts Of Allegheny
county as the result of an appeal
which has just been taken from the
decision OF an alderman here. Dr.
Clarence Gukert, a Plttsburg dentist,
has been sued by Dr. r. II. VI. lMcKen-
zle for the reGpyery Of 500, the price
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American League.

Detroit, 3; st. Louis, 4. Batterie.
Sewer and Schmidt: Powell and
OConnor Ten innings.
Boston, o; New York, Z. Batteries
-Dineen. Glaze and Carrigan; Clark.
son and Thomas.
Second game:
Boston. o; New York, 1. Batter.
ies-Glaze and Armbuster; orth and
Thomas.
Washington, 8; Philadelphia. 10
Batteries-Smith. Hardy. Kitson and
Warner; Bender and Schreck.
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NOTICE.

|- NOllSHs
~ Of new subscribers added by the
Nost Tennessee Telephone Com
pany To-day:
= 3442-z--Pryor. d. G.. res. East
foloer, avenue.
b6l -3-Roberts. N. f.. res. Hin
kloyille road.
30 4-1--Stanley, Mn. Robert. res,
IInk<eylle road.
sfo-Kentucky theater, ~ Fifth.
111o-aLMorris. J. R.. saloon. 100
o>dvay.
731-l-Penn. VIM. res. Husband
Like other commodities telephone
|rvlce should be paid for according
ii worth and value.
We have in the city over 5000
ocribers or FIVE times as many as
Independent company; outside
city and within the county we
10 times as many subscribers as
Independent company. Yet we
Mace . telephone in your resi-
e the same rate the Independ-
many y supposed to charge.
ride IN addition. long dist
Ities which will enable you
ffty million people from
for further information.
JNR1sEz. TELEPHONE
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05
THE Big LEAGUES
National League.

Cincinnati. 1; Chicago, 3. Batter
ies-Ewing and schlei; Overall and
King.
New York, II; Boston, G. Batter
les McGinnity, Ferguson and Bres-
nahan; Young and Needham.
Philadelphia, G. Brooklyn. 2. Bat
teries-Lush and Donovan; Stricklett
and Bergen.
Pittsburg, 8; 81. Louis. I. Batter.
Hillebrand and Phelps; Thomp
son and Marshall.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05
The Texas Wonder.

Cures all kidney, bladder and rheu-
matte troubles; sold by J. II. Oehl-
schlaeger, COL Broadway. DR.. e. w.
Hall, Office 2926 Olive. street. st.
Louis, Mo.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

"a man is never a hero to his
valet"
mo" answered Mr.. Gazzle. but
considering the chances | have learn
ed to take without flinching ] ought
to be one to my chauffeur" Wash
lngton Star.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

janitor in the Lee building.
In the disposition of the old Me
chanicsburg school property TO the
Christian church. the president was
instructed to jog up the purchasers
who have been dllatory in signing
the papers in the sale.
The minutes of the last meeting
and of the called meetings were
adopted without protest.
All members were present.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05
When We Move. VIVA, Comes of ~

When We Move. What Comes Of IL?
A turtle summed himself in the sun;
GA turtles work IS always done)
A young but forward waterbury
With yisage sleek and manner SNUG
Came floating by.
The turtle spIei, and with MY"
These words OF wisdom did apply:
"WeI. say. for downright, honest
sloth..
You take the uadi.utei broth
You lack as much Of lie as wit
For here you ST AMI 50 AMI sit:
See how skim a. water Ger.
And lightly jump from shore to
shore
Bestir bit"
The turt,6 b.inked a dreamy eye.
Aad be caught a saucy ny.
Replied, In drowsy monotone,
IT'S not how much We skim or fit,
Nor mercy how we sleep or sit,
BIT when we move, what comes Of It.
III stir a bit"
Then swan the water slowly DER,
And ate Of water-bugs score
Or more
-Peebles Magazine
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

Eddie Taylor is playing good bal
behind the bat for the Indians
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DanviIIc Wins With Ease.

Danville. ILL.,, Sept. B. The locals
won yesterday in an uninteresting
game. Holycross allowed one hit.
The score:
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05
Full Attendance and Usual
Tie Vote Obtain.
Superintendent Licb and Committee
viii Fill Vacancies Pending
Action.
MANY REPORTS ARE ADOPTED


proposition offered by either faction
as a solution to the deadlock in the
school board was defeated by the
usual tie vote at the meeting Of the
school board last night.
A motion was made and carried to
allow the visitors present, of whom
there we're 20 TO address the board
from their point of view This mo-
ton was carried after much unfruit-
full discussion and was made by Mr..
Walston.
Mr.. Gus Singleton, Mr. Dick Suth-
erland, Mr.. Joe Potter recommends
Miss Morgan and challenged any
proof of inefheiency against her. AL
derman Miller declined to take is
sue in the controversy, but presented
to the board. the result of his inves-
tigation into the question whether
the committee on examinations and
couse of study with the superintend-
ent had the power to appoint the
teachers, should the board fail to
elect. He thought they did not. AZ
his reason for taking that view, he
said that the bylaws were not valid
where they conhicted with the char.
Ne and that the charter did not del
egate this duty to that committee
He also thought that the salaries OF
teachers appointed in such an emer-
gency. could not be collected.
Attorney j. G. Miller endorsed Al
derman Miller's stand.
viii Appoint Teachers.
After the meeting. Supt. Lieb said
at is my duty, and | shall appoint
teachers to every vacancy which ex-
lists in the schools at their opening,
Monday. September TO-"
He based his attitude on section
10 of Rule S5. which says: HE (the
superintendent shall designate such
temporary substitutes as may be
needful."
Continuing he said; 81 do not be-
lieve, as. was suggested, that the
charter conflicts with the bylaws,
The charter says that the board may
delegate to committees It's
powers and duties. The power TO fill
vacancies has been delegated by the
board to the committee on examina'
tions and course of study with the
advice of the superintendent. In the
emergency of no action by the boarl
the teachers will be appointed from
month to month and 1t is my opinion
that the board can not avoid payment
of salaries. Understand. that ii is IL
no spirit of antagopism with this
board that shall do this. As read
the charter and bylaws, ii Is my du'
ty to fill all temporary vacancies, aud
not to do so, whatever the attitude OF
the board, would be failing to do my
duty"
In the further discussion of the
situation informally. many charges
were made and answered. in the
course of which charges against Miss
Morgan we're made and defended
Prof Payne was brought into the
discussion by an assertion that he
had taken part in the controversy
He arose to deny. this. saying that
his duty was confined solely to max
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

The Old Standard Groves Taste
ess Chill Tonic drives out malaria
Ipd builds up the system. Sold by all
|oo1ors Tor az years. Price SO cents.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

Matteson, of Vincennes, will join
Evansville the first Of next week to
catch.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

william j. Bryan in Cairo? Oh, no,
It's only NJ. J. Farnbaker with his
mustache of.
For 20 years a beautiful bunch OF
han has adorned the upper lip of the
chief baseball fan OF the Kitty league
and through the failure of Cairo to
win the penant this year he has lost
it.
'Farnbaker erly in the season was
so confident that the local team would
carry off the honors that ne made a
wager OF his mustache against book
Of cigarette papers. Now that all
hopes of winning the prize have gone
a glimmering- has the mustache.'
Cairo Bulletin.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

Cairo at Nation.
Paducah at vincennes.
jacksonville at Danville.
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Team standing.
Yesterdays scores.

Psducah 1, vincennes I.
Cairo 2 Nation /.
Danville 10 Jacksonville 1. y,
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

George Ames, first with Paducah,
then with Jacksonville. is now pitch
ing fine ball for Evansville in the
Central league. He recently pitched
a three-hit game, and whenever he
works makes a record Is the Kitty
faster than the Central or was Ames'
worth overestimated?
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

Dollihan and invited him out of the
grand-stand. He came, and selling a
bat, struck Piatt three times. Piatt
Is not badly hurt.
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Cairo Still Climbing.

NATION, H.. Sept. s. The To-.
Gals were defeated again by Cairo
yesterday.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05
DlBKNESS ENDED
YINCENNES GAME
nvther Long Time In Which
Indians Figure.
Piattss Invitation Accepted by Fan,
who struck Favorite With
~ Ball Bat.

.uAlRo STILL is CLIMBING
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-05

Piatt's record since he came back
to the Kitty league is bad. He has
won fewer games comparatively, than
any Indian pitcher. He woa is out
of 25 for Toledo before he left that
team.
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Akers and Belt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14
The Contestants,


Yesterday there were sixty-one
"a wers of which quite number
were 3rrect but the first correct
'answoT opened in tho order in which
they came IN was that Of Miss 2ottis,
IN stated lhe other contcstan were
as follows
CLIFFORD Vincent, Mss A. Curt
singer Lucille Robinson. Hattie Wal
de-, Alf T e. Haynes, Joe DeRamis.
Mason Stack, James f. Incc Robert
MclIader, Albert j. Dexter, Ruth
Costey, Abbie Williams Frances
Green, Julian Jaeckel. Mrs Frank l..
lace Edward Shanahan, Cecilia
Strort, Annie WILDER, Mrs JaIMs
Weber Mr. r. T. Livcsay, Mrs W
q. Scot, Frank McCabe. Kenneth r.
Wensar +. A. Blanchard. Mrs. A. q
Curtis. George F. Walder Howard
pennebaker, Georgia Perraut, Mrs
Naude Lynn Edna Stewart. Mrs. J. J..
Ware. Joe Mclaughlin. S. H. Roggs
NJ r. J.. Murray Bonnie W Dawes,
Virginia Williams, Lola Stcinel
Henry c. Rudolph, Ray Kendall, G. T.
Leaning, Minnie Gilmore VIM. Glenn
Butter. Ncftio pcrco, frances Green
Henry Levy Clemens SCHNEIDER
Leonard Dixon Wren A. Northropp
Ma. r. r. Cox Irene Wilhcr. TIM
Murphy Lizzie Buggabcr John II.
Laid. Lou Kcmor, Arthur r. y w
oli, Bra'r.r walker J"ryis HichooN
Vance Malone, Gcneyisyc McNulty
Nicaa"l Calvin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

resulting TO church and religious or
ders by their enforcement
Situation Has No Parallel.
Gibbons contsaucs; in addition,
provisions of the new law Cthe law Of
separation entirely ignore the con
atitution and he laws Of the church.
d situation nat has no parallel in our
American method On keeping church
and state separate. Here there h due
Iecogn ton of laws governing every
lawful ociety, while under the recent
French law provisions are made obi
gatory for organizing Catholic wor-
ship without any proper reference u
duly authorized officers Of the church
bishops and priests
This is the point to which the Holy
Father has objected most strenuously.
A provision for associations Of wor.
ship opens he way for schicsmatical
organizations which had In fact, in
few cases, been already attempted. It
places the church al The mercy Of
the Judgment of the council of state
whose deo sion in these matters is
inal Should the church accept the
pre- emf law, she has before her very
likely the prospect Of gradual extinct
ion by due process CT law. She has
learned BY long and sad experience to
place no trust in tho promises Of the
French government She knows the
spirit that animatos it,
The cardinal continues he discus
sion of the case at con iderablc length
an9 concludes.
I'm view Of the case as have
given t. based On facts and docu-
monts we need only leave il to an
impartial and liberty loving people to
decide which party is responsible for
the present miserable conflict"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

There are now 300 beautiful squares,
JOG council parks and breathing
places, ? royal parks and 100 bor
ough gardens London is said "a be
the grocncat large city IN the world
scribnera Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14
GIBBONS SG0R FANCE


resulting to church and religious or
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

Staring at the windows Of their
adored ones is the way Mexican low.
ers Woo If the young woman is
agreeable she viii appear at the
window after several days, and they
thus become acquainted
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

In Russia there are several woman
mayors, and they were elected not.
out Of gal'a7try, but simply because
they We're considered to be better fis
ted than anyone else to be intrnsteA
with the interests OF the community.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

colorf, or shaiings 70 show tho polltl.
cal divisions Of the city, and viii be
substantially mounted It viii prob
ably be ready for the market in few
weeks,
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14
Doctors Advice.

Don't talk to me about doctors,
consulted one and he advised me to
sleep with my window open. / did so,
and the next morning my watch and
pocketbook had disappeared Trans
lated Tales from Fliccendo PLATTER.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

Land Owned b. 5rt'sh Railway.
The ra'lways off Fnsland ANA Na'c.
own, on an average. - acres OF land
Ior every milo Of railway.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

The ladies of Inc NJ e. church will
hold their annual bazaar and supper
at'K M. Il. G. Hall December is.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-12-14

IIeadquafters' in Stewart Bros
Yours truly.
NORMA l., PETTIS,
40 800 Eighth St, City.
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THIEVES AT sUNnIERvILLE.
Mr.. III. w. Leseman's Hous.. nntered
and Looted of Valuable Watch and
Rings.

sommerville, July 22.-Yesterday
morning about 10 o'clock the resi-
dence of Mr.. H. w. Lasemann, on
Sumter avenue, was entered by thieves
who succeeded in obtaining and carry
ing off solitaire diamond ring, gentle
mans gold watch, ladies' diamond
ring, turquoise ring and quantity Of
wearing apparel. Mrs. Lesemann was
absent from home at the time, and Mr..
Lesemann was at his'place OF business
on Main street. This matter was re-
ported to Chief Waring and cne or two
suspected parties were apprehended'
but inasumch as there was no tangible
evidence, ti7ey We're discharged. Mr..
Lesemann's loss in the aggregate may
amount to two hundred ana fifty Or
three hundred dollars.
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New Series-Vol. XVI. No I


sion, and it would be the purpose Of
the Traffic Association to consider
with care what additional legislation
may be necessary to carry out the
purposes stated and strengthen the
hands Of the railroad commission,
This organization will be in no wlse
hostile to the railroads and it Is
hoped that remedies for evils com,
planned of may be secured without an
appeal to the legislature, but if nec-
essary the association will thorugh its
proper committees and attorneys cons
slider the legislation necessary and
make requests therefor.
6. The individual citizen has not the
time nor the desire to make continual
issue with the railroads, even though
the issues be important to his inter.
ests. these issues must be made by
a'collective body in the interest Of the
whole community, with such purposs
es the Traffic Association becomes The
means by which the railroads Of the
State will be held to their default in
the transportation Of passengers and
freight, and you are cordially invited
to associate yourself with this associa~
ton. 1t will be necessary to have. ct
course, considerable funds, at the dis.
posal Of the association, and for thla
purpose an annual fee of 81 for indf=
viduals joining the association is pros
vided for. In cases of boards et
trade, chambers Of commerce, and
similar organizations, it is provided
| that they become members OF the ass
sociations upon payment of sum
equal to 50 cents per member per
annum, in no case to exceed $500,
You are earnestly urged to join this
| association and to lend your efforta
toward the general purposes above
outlined.
| We believe that by united action
and by clear presentation to the rails
road authorities of the disadvantage
| under which we are now suffering,
that which can be done in the hetter-
ment of conditions in this State. We
earnestly hope that these advantages
| can be obtained without friction with
the railroads, but we are impressed
with the necessity of them, and the
association will use its every effort to
secure them.
Lewis W. Parker.
R. G.. Rhett,
| E. H. Cain.
| Members Executive Committee Traf.
fc Association Of South Carolina,
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APPRECIATED IN LANCASTER.
A Number of Farmers Institutes Will
Be Held This Week and the Attend
ance Will Be Good.

Lancaster, July 22.-The farmers
are looking forward with much in
terest to the Farmers Institutes to be
held in this county this week. Many
Of the farmers are through s3laying
by their crops and itjis likely, there
fore. that the meetings will be we'll at
tended.
AS already published in The News
and Courier, the first institute Will be
held tomorrow at Pleasant Valley,
which is in the extreme southern por-
ton of the county. The following day,
Tuesday, the two Institutes are to be
held, one at Lancaster Court House
and the other at Antioch, six miles
east Of here. On Wednesday an in
stitute will be held at Elgin, station
on the Southern, four miles from Lam
caster. and on Thursday one>>in the
town Of Kershaw.
At Pleasant Valley, Antioch and
Elgin arrangements are being made
for big picpics and other attractions.
The Pleasant Valley pepole have en-
gagged the services Of a fine brass band
from North Carolina, as an additional
attraction for the institute tomorrow.
They have also invited the candidates
for the Legislature to be present and
to make addresses on educational
topices.
Ever since the Inauguration Of the
Farmers Institute by Clemson College
Lancaster has had one or more Of
them every year, and probably more
Of them will be held in this county
this year than in any other county
in the State. The Lancaster farmer
believes in the institute, to which is no
doubt largely due his present improved
methods of farming and stock rails
ing.