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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Force Of Habit.

Congressman McNary says he called OF
a constituent TO see the new baby. and
was surprised to see II was bruised and
black and blue. Upon inquiry. Mr.. Muir
ply said:
.'Sure, We TUX him doun 70 Father Doc
IAN to.bs christened. day before yesterday.
and Mike was holding the hid. whin the
. O'Clock whistle hewAnl Nike dropped
the baby."
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Just the Trouble.

From the Cleveland Leader
Why did YOU jilt Montmor-
ency? l thought You said he MAS your
ideal man"
Tess He was, but l wanted a rea
one.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15

The largest industry in Japan is tex
tile, there being some 1887 factories OF
various sizes engaged in this trade. the
majority being conferred in and around
Osaka. These are mostly worked by
steam power.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15

You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FRET.
Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy.
n. v, for IL FREE sample Of Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder to shake into your shoes.
1t cures tired. sweating. hot, swollen. ach-
Ing feet. 1t makes new or tight shoes easy.
A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All
Druggists and Shoe stores sell 1t. 25c.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
rake LAXATIVE BROMO Qulnine Tablets.
DrugRists refund moirey II 1t fails to cure.
e. W. Groves signature 10 on each box. 25c
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
a cuARANTEEp CURE FOR PILES.

Itching. Blind, Bleeding Protrud!ns Piles.
Druggists are authorized TO refund money "
PAZO OINTMENT falls to cure In q 10 ~
days. 6oe.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
-~o@e--

James G. Brney lost much of his social position when he champloned the of the Indians whose lands ha neighbors in northern Alabama and Georgia coveted but he stated his conviction based upon careful Investigation that in every trouble between white man and a rednan the white the original person to blame.
 Nobody much for the Indian nowadays No one cared much for him. He has had hard fight against socaed civilization and the whose ward he has been has helped him in time of trouble but has fallen back upon technicality of law and allowed swiaders to cheat him and rob him of his lands while he has been crazed with drink No one ever made investigation of Indian questions really Investigation tracing matters to the bottom, without
 feeling of shame his country in this chapter its history The tin tag and red liquor episode the White Earth reservation Is nothing It is the old story with new actors in the scenes-Chicago Tribune.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
THE YEARLY RAILROAD SLAUGHTER.

%aF engaged in war in which during HM2E N P the last year 10000 people had bee: EElH "A X killed outright and nearly S5,0G0 wounded ESssaE,uzm@ it would equal the casualties Of any year E6@MNAN of the Civil War on either side and would ROHQ2N not only be the principal topic of interest
 but would fill the land with mourning; and there would be intense anxiety and unrsmtng effort to bring 1t to end. When however, We are officially informed that between June 30 1003 and June 30 9O4 1OO46 persons killed S 155 injured in railroad accidents in the United States it to make impression than idle ale-Cincinnati Enquirer
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
Girls Are So Queer.

"When are you going to be married, Hilda"
 Me? Why, what an absurd ques- tion! Haven't always told you hate the very sight of men?"
 Yes, but thought you were joking and"
 Tt is no joking matter. I am bachelor girl and I am proud of 1t. wouldn't be welded to the best man on 'arth."
 "How interesting! Do you remember that handsome Jack Dashlng? Well, he told me he admired you more than any girl under the sun and he would like to make you his wife,
 "And-and what did you say"
 "Why, I told him you were bach elor girl, hated men and he might as well leave town"
 What? How dare you interfere with my love affairs! Why couldn't you tell him to call around? shall never speak to you again as long as live"
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
ME3 , A !
 z11llIIIIIlI1B 1BzJ14 lWSSl!AI 

But their risks not trying to heart and flesh the dull ceaseless, gloomy foreboding under which their women-fok must always live The woman who knows the breakfast her good cats be the last meal before he Is brought home mangled dead from mine mill bears test of courage than he who goes forth to danger.
 Every woman whose husband works in the comparative safety of field shop ought to send sympathetic thought to the wives and daughters and mothers and sweethearts of the thousand and miners who re- gently met horrible death in northern France. To add to the anguish of the loss the dsgurenent of the deadso complete that of the first hundred and six bodies rescued, only forty were recognized
 On the day Of the burial sixty-sX collins bore the tragic words "Non reconnu" It the last touch to the agony of the distracted who wept and walled the funeral. that they could not know whether the whom they loved among the blackened corpses
 When the turned from the graves it was to meet the harsh exigencies of daily fe-the need for food and shelter and clothes The apprehension of had for them become grim reality.
 AS read of peril by land and sea we are bound to remember, not only the imperilcd but those who wait and watch for them and live by them-the women who share the fear if not the danger-Youh's Companion.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22

This is startling but it is too strong those are aware who have observed the administration of dphthe- ria anttoXn. Before the discovery of that remedy dph thera the deadliest disease of childhood. Only in rare instances did those attacked by it
 But now, the health department says the death rate from that continues reproach to those tmid ignorant members of the medical profession who neglect the anttoxin in the early stages of the disease and in sufficient quantity"
 Diphheria be cured in every instance by the use of anoxn, if it is used enongh after the disease has developed. Not ought to be allowed 10 die of It. When death occurs the result of it. the a tlortes ought to inquire into the circumstances and punishment should be visited upon the persons sponsibe for failure to prevent it.
 The progress of knowledge however important among the great of people is incredibly slow Undoubtedly many persons in Chicago, where the newspapers have published the facts about dphthera anttoxn time and time again. have no idea such discovery made this certain for of the worst diseases that have ravaged the human race-Chicago Journal.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
A Nightmare fin Hardware.

To-day 1 drove the pigs of lead Down where the tailor's goose Was d"rk rg from ;hr old syr.ag-bed, As was it's won't and use. ~he sad-iroa stood in sorrow by; The weight had lost it's scales. But the harrow showed it's grinning teeth. And the keg ts tenpcnny nails. rHe augcr cried. "Lifc's one long bore"; The blow said, five my share" The copper whispered, All is ore; And the ha.r-spring tore its ha.r- Though the monkey wrenchcd nut after
 nut
 From the rods that tried to bolt; Though the cross-cut saw badtempered
 got,
 Seeing the stop-cocks mott. No game the chains put on their links, Where the plains were smooth as
 glass; A heaviness fell on the zines, A dullness on the brass. What strange, hardwaring sights there
 be:
 The jack-screw turned away, \ saving thought came unto me need not weight to-day. The thing I could not underestimate turned my pigs of lead. .rd drove them with an ron hand R,c, to tha ernctinp shad Anonymous.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22

of their holdings to place mortgages upon them It was fine chance for the Misunderstanding rascas who watch for such opportunities and is not surprising to read that place of money the drunken remen given tin checks redeemable at the saloons for liquor. The most shameful part of the dispatch says: "rhe agent the reservation powerless to check these evils for the law has clothed the Indians with the right do as they plecSe with their lands"
 It the old story repeated again and again dur ing the years since the white and the redmen first met in the conflict for the possession Of the continent, war of extcrmination through the wec of liquor with its accompanying command, "Moye u...!l the terri tory under control tie first possesvts the country is circumscribed within bonds. Several writers have proclaimed the shame of the thing in burning words Joshua R. Giddngs in his "Exiles of Florida" Charles H. Coe in "Red Patriots" Seth K. Humphrey in "The Indian Dspossessed," Mrs. Helen Hunt Jackson In "A Century of Dsonor and others of her books have each told story of substantial uniformity in its details, narrative of oppression deceit and wrong. The famous
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
The Real Satisfaction,

"I suppose that when you took out life insurance you felt relieved to know that your family was provided for"
 "Yes, but not as relieved as I was to learn from the examining physician that my family is not likely to collect for a great many years" Washington Star, .ttt%,s t&t
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
Secret Out.

Mrs. Hix-My husband and have been married twenty-seven years and never had q quarrel.
 Mrs. Dix-Indeed How do you ac count for such an unusual state of af. fairs?
 Mrs. Hix-Well, as for myself, I'm too good-natured to start anything.
 Mrs. Dix-And your husband.
 Mrs. Hix- -Oh, he's too lazy.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22

Good gracious! We've gone and forgotten to bring fishing rods. What shall we do? Who ever heard of fishing expedition without fishing rods?"
 70, well, 1t can't be helped. After all, 1t might have been worse. Suppose we had forgotten the plates. or the chocolate cake, or the caramel creams" The Rystander.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
The Limit.

Rox-Miss Pussy Is the Elost fastidi. ous woman about her clothes I eve, knew.
 Scads-Whats she done now?
 Rox-When we were out the other night she discovered grease spot on the bottom of her skirt and wanted me to stop the machine and give her enough gasoline from the engine to take 1t out-petroit Free Press
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
Grateful Change.

The steamer was drawing near the St. Joe dock
 Surely, Alfred" whispered the fluffy young thing, that isn't the wedding march the orchestra is playing!'
 No, dear,' said the young man with the wilted collar; that's From Green lands Icy Mountains and it has a mighty refreshing sound, let me tell you."
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
A Good Beginning.

Muggs-I understand young Spender is paying attentions to old Roxe's daughter. 4 /
 Buggs (tailor by profession )-Well, I'm glad he's begun paying something. He hasn't paid anything else for over a year.-Toledo Blade. '.f %{A
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
prcdictiOn.

Bifkins--It is foolish to waste time and money building the Panama canal.
 Milking Why do you think so?
 Bifkins-.. Because by the time 1t Is finished there will be nothing but air ships to go over it.-Colulhbus Dis patch.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
Conscientious.

Mrs. True is awfully conscientious isn't she?"
 "What makes you think so?"
 "I just heard her say she wasn't go ing to take a summer trip until she had paid her dressmaker's bill."-De troit Free Press.
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
CHEATING THE REDMAN.

STORY which reflects little credit upon the
 parties concerned comes from the White Earth Indian reservation in western Min nesota. Its accompaniments are plenty of liquor in the hands of the spectators. Since June 21, the report says, the Indians and holf-breeds have bpen nermitted to disDosp
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
DIPHTHERIA's SURE CURE.

BE Chicago health department makes this as- sertion in the bulletin of the department:
 Every death from diphtheria should be made t'le subject of judicial inquiry, as oth- CT avo.dable deaths resulting from negli- gence. culpable ignorance or criminal nal practice now are"
Holbrook argus., 1906-09-22
THE WoMAN'S SHARE.

HE sailor, the engineer, the employe in pow der mill or lead works, the miner, take their lives In their hands when they go to their tasks. The world honors their courage, and pays them tribute of praise when, as often happens, they meet disaster or death in their vocation.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27

A number Of railway men were once
discussing the question OF accidents.
The roads IN Scotland. said one
3hciai. used TO have a bad name. in
feed. In respect 70 accidents. No one
thought Of embarking on a railway
Journey unless be had provided him
self with an accident policy Of insur.
ance.
The famous DR.. Norman Macleod
gas once about 60 set on on a long
Journey through the Scotch country.
Just as the train was pulling out the
clorEyman's servant put his head in
through the window and said:
Haze We ta'en an Insurance ticket,
mf"
- have. replied the doctor.
Then. continued the servant,
write yo'er name on Il and gle IL 10
me-. They haze an awful habit o. rob
bin' the corpscs on this line"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27

Most pains are Of local origin-a
"crick" In the back, a twinge Of rheu-
matism, a all over arising
from a cold-are all cured by outside
applications. The quickest, safest and
most certain method IS Allcocks
Plaster, known the world over as q
universal remedy for pain. They never
fail. they act promptly, they are clean
and cheap. You can so right ahead
with your work while the healing pro.
cess goes on. Sixty years use has
given them a great reputation.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27

They bad seated themselves la the
homebound car after a shopping tour.
during which she had handled the
cash. and yct had a ~wellalled pocket
book Give me a nickel said the
wife. ana m0uc or less astonished
hubby complied. asking; why.
haven't you any money Yes. came
the reply. but nothing smaller than a
dime n give the conductor a dime
ne viii ring Ia a fare for Bobby, tn
dicating the slXycaraold hopeful Of
the couple; and n ! only pass him
"a nickel he won't charge for Bobhie.'
Such was the case, and hubby paid
both fares and wiley. that dear little
Yankee girl wth the big roll Ia the
pocketbook. worked hubby and the II"
road for a nickel each boston Post
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
HERE'S Az HONEST MUM.
Found In Far North, Where He Breaks
IN, but Not TO steal

Many curious Instances Of the man
ner IN which the honesty Of the In
dians manifesta itself are cited IN the
north country Of the Canadian north.
vest, says a writer IN the World To-
day.
one Of the tales is Of a native who.
desiring food and tobacco and blank
cts. broke into the store OF a remote
trading post which had been locked
and abandoned for a few weeks while
the white man In charge transacted
business elsewhere. The Indian sup
piled his needs and he left pelts IN
payment for what he took and months
later be came back 70 ascertain II he
had left enough.
The Indian found a post closed when
when he went TO &C 10 dispose Of his
skins. Being unwilling 10 wait he
forcibly entered and left his pack, bat
nothing with Ct to indicate his identi-
~. Then he retired, fastening the
door as best he could and not until
a year later did he return.
When he walked into the post and
told his story. the price Of the skins
was handed over TO him without
question. The accounts OF the white
man had beer carefully kept, and he
was certain that no claim but a Just
one would be made.
An unsual degree Of confidence Is
reposed in the h~alf-breeds. who are
~lieutenants Of the white traders, In
Edmonton ! saw a trader give n OF
his h~alf-breed employees $3.50 10 be
taken to a distant post and there dis
tributed as wages 20 others. The two
shook hands and parted. not 10 meet
for a year. and the white man said
be wa sure not a cent Of the money
would fat TO reach its rightful desti-
nation.
In the town OF Edmonton itself hon.
esty seems to vie with hospitality for
the credit OF being the most prominent
trait OF the citizens. Scores OF thou
sands Of dollars worth Of furs are
stored there in warehouses, which are
seldom or never locked or guarded.
Only the most valuable pelts are
put under lock and key. and then the
purpose Is more TO protect from acct
dental damage than from possible
theft.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
The Psaeoeks Voice.

She was a very beautiful woman.
and she was very beautifully dressed.
She catered a Randolph street theater
at last Sundays matinee With q WON
an friend and handed her seat checks
10 an usher. relates the Chicago Rec.
ord Herald. As she sWished and frou.
frouet down the aisle she appeared a
personihcatiun Of an that S. exquisite.
The usher, the beauty and the
friend arrived at The fourth row from
the f0otlights. The usher turned
down the seats and bowed low as he
handed back the checks. The beauty
spoke:
rs them seats ourn she demand.
Cd shTilly,
The usher did not vince. he bowed
thrice as low az before.
Them seats is yourn said he.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
DlsFlouRlNo SKIN HunoR.
impossible 10 Get Employment. az
Face and Body Were Covered with
Seres-cured BY cutieura.

"Since the year 1894 I have been
troubled with a very bad case OF &c
aoma which / have spent hundreds OF
dollars trying 20 cure, and ! went 20
the hospital. but they failed 10 cure
me. and it was getting worse ali the
time, Five weeks ago my wife bought
a box 81 Cutlcura Ointment and one
cake o. Cuticura Soap. and am
pleased 20 say that / am now som,
pletely cured and well II was i'm.
possible for me 20 get employment
as my face. head and body were Gov.
cred with H. The eczema first ap-
poarod on the top Of my head. and it
had worked al the way around down
the back Of my neck and around 90 my
throat, down nay body and around the
hips. It itched SO / would be obliged
10 scratch Il, and the aesh was raw
I am now an well. and / will be
pleased 20 recommend the Cuticura
Remedies 10 an persons who Wish a
speedy and permanent cure % skin
diseases Thomas NJ. Rossiter go
Prospect Street East Orange. n. J.
Mar 30. 1905.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
A Champagne Bath for Her Hair.

Such lustre has been added to the
hair Of Miss Eva Tanguay. who Is "A
Good Fellow on the stage. that the
nos Of many an actress is red IRON
suppressed jealousy. Miss TanEuay
says she is pesiered with letters from
ONE who have seen her in the the.
alter or out walking and who wish 10
know how they may produce a like
effect. Not for worlds would she throw
cold water on them.
IT'S the result OF champagne" she
says NO. not drinking champagne.
though I've known hat TO make hair
curl, Tbs fact a.. a gear or 90 aEo.
! could do absolutely nothing with my
hair. I tried hair dressers and beauty
doctors without the least effect. But
when I appeared as the Sambo Girl
{ found the boon. In the crazy drink.
lrg scene I had 90 spin a quart %
champagno-practically a wine shower
bath for me. as most OF it fell on my
hair Well. at the end OF two sea,
SON OF that sort Of thing nay curls are
as yon see them now, and I have moth.
ing TO thank by the wine.
But think OF the costl she laughed.
One quart Of champagne daily for 567
days!"
That need not trouble the rich
woman who wishes . o improve her
treSscs
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
New Metal Of Much Value.

Alien Is the name given TO a new
metal which is composed Of two parta
OF aluminium and one part Of zinc
writes Consul General Guenther from
Frankfort II IS sail TO equal cast iron
IN strength. but is much more elastic
Alien Is superior because It does not
rust as easily rs does iron. and Il
takes a high polish. Besides being
very strong. this new metal is capable
OF filling out the most delicate linet
and figures Of forms IN casting.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27

Sheer white goods, In fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much Of
their a-ttractiyeness 20 the way they
are Numbered, this being done in a
manner 10 enhance their textile beau
y. Home laundering would be equal
y satisfactory 80 proper attention was
dven To- siarching. the drst essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength 70 sinen. without thickening
he goods. Try Defiance starch and
fou VIII be pleasantly surprised az the
improved appearance OF your work
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
Retgrn In - % chldhood.

Attention has recently been called
70 the cuhous fact that the shells OF
certain animals, such rs ceph8lopods
~brachipods and some b~ivalves. are
commonly marked by rstroEressive
changes as age advances The old
mind and body states a w~en-knoWn
scientist az Washington, and the
shell Of the c~ephalopod has, In old
age. however distinct and highly orna.
mental the adult. very close resem.
blance to its own young
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27

some years q Lemuel ELS QulgE.
than a congressman, expressed the
opinlon that The police commissioner
OF New York city should be AN In
telligent despot The idea vas ndi
culed then, but Mr. Quigg derives
some satisfaction IRON tho knowledge
that the grand iury OF New York oun
~ kds made a recommendation AZ
preaching somewhat closely 60 hts
view The commissioner SAYS the
Jury. should hold Office Gov al least ten
years and should b. removable only
upon proof ~ charEcs which BE- has
had prregianiU o. meet
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
Hadnt he capacity

The baby of a Maryland family had
been throueh a siege Of ~ehiCkenpox.
The infants sister. a girl Of ten years.
boing me- hy the ministers wife one
day. that good woman naturally Ia.
oulred az 90 how the balm was get.
tins on
Hes some better thank You said
the little girl a shy aud noncOm-
initial child.
Very much better J trust. said
the ministers wife
ron. hs couldn't b. much better
responded the child. because yau
See he's TOO Lille -narpcra
WeehlN
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
R.al Home Of the Peanut.

Botanists have placed the home Of
the peanut in Africa. but some author
tiles think Il native to Brazil Louis
lana finds the Spanish variety-a
small. but fine nut-best adapted TO
the climate Of that state, The goob-
er grabbers" Of Georgia and South
Carolina like the small white and red
peanut OF Tennessee, and each year
shows an increasing cultivation in
those states OF that variety.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27
MIlIlons for the Vatlean.

Father Francis Xavier Werntz, the
new general Of the Jesuit order. has
turned over 10 Pope Plus the entire
patrimony OF the order. amounting 70
$40. 600. 600. This is done as a trib-
ute OF loyalty on account Of the trou-
bic between the Roman church and
the French republic. which has great.
~ diminished the resources Of the
former.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27

Starch. Ike everything else, is be-
ing constantly improved, the patent
Starches put on the market % years
ago are very different and Inferior 10
those Of the present day. In the lat
est discoyery-Dedance Stsrch-all in
furious chemicals are omitted, while
the addition Of another Ingredient, in
vented by us. gives TO the Starch q
strength and smoothness never APP
preached by other brands.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-12-27

We onef Oue Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease q Cathrrh thas cannot be cared BY Hsla
CatArrh Care.
~ CHENEY &CO, Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned, have known y. J. Cheney
for The last IS year.. and believe him perfectly bon
cradle Ia 81 business transactions and fualcialy
hbie % carry oEt any obligations made BY hE fru.
MALnrEg. kINEAE a MAnvEE.
Who}esaie Druggists. Toledo. o.
Rare CatarFh Cure g. taken Internally. aruur
directly upon the blood and mucoue surfaces OF the
system. TestimQuiait sent free. Price . eeau per
bottle. Sold By al Druggists.
Take Halra Family Pills for c0nstlpE1gl