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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-06-10

A scenic railway races you over an
undulating track in and out of a scenic
tunnel; the chutes give you swift
Dcat-rlde down an incline and across a
lagoon; the old mill furnishes boat
rides along canal of scenic illusions;
an airship swing whirls you high in the
ar, and caroussel gives you similar
ride Of a milder character nearer the
grounds. These and other amusement
devices are just sensational enough to
be exciting and stir the blood.
The Johnstown food furnishes an
impressive panoramic spectacle, the
infant incubators teach chapter in
the lesson of life that is deeply inter
esting to the lover Of humanity. There
are dozen or more fun factories p
the third degree, house of nonsense,
all intended to make you laugh.
There are curious games of skill, for
tune tellers booths, Photographic gal
leries, a rife range-simple diversions,
but all innocent and diverting. For
the children especially there is big
merry -go-round miniature locomotive
and slide toboggan, etc.
At night 10000 electric lights. ar
ranged in striking designs, furnish an
walk about or rest on benches while
| they watch the crowds or listen to band
| concerts. Aerial and acrobatic acts are
presented, which are free to all. These
attractions are changed weekly, and
! fireworks spectacles are added. There
| is dancing pavilion, too. refreshment
stands and many other minor features.
This is, what Wonderland is ':.like. u
It is open from 1 o'clock in the after.
noon to II o'clock at night, continu
ously. You can go there at any time
| hot 1o s+o az
you wish. Wonderland is always or
derby, and ladies and children are safe
from annoyances incident to some other
resorts.
Famous Minnehaha
The most famous place in Minnesota
is Minnehaha Falls, for where is there
ing, races who has not in youthful day:
recited Longfellow's poem. Mime
haha has been the mecca Of thousand!
of visitors from east, north, west anc
south visitors who had never heard
Of the other natural beauties Of the
state. Longfellow's words.
As one hears the Laughing Water
From behind it's screen of branche
was never SO true as now, for not ever
the oldest settler can remember whe1
the falls have been so beautiful.
The water is five inches higher thai
it has been before, and sweeps in rush
ing volume over the ledge and as
reaches the rocks below rising in
spray that reaches to the walks abov
and to the rustic bridge crossing tn
creek far below. $780,.
A stroll down the picturesque an
romantic glen would thrill even tn
most unimaginative, for everythin
l breathes fragrance; wild flowers fill tn
delicious odor of ferns and moss, an
the birds sing with full-throated Joy.
The full beauty of the falls and sui
roundings cannot be told in words, bu
certainly no one who has the slightes
love Of nature should miss sight o
it now in all it's enhancing beauty:
| While the falls alone are suficien
attra ction, electrical illumination. whic
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-06-10

full day, for the grounds are so large
that all can be satisfied.
Boating and bathing are also among
the attractions.
White Bear Lake.
AS pleasure resort and resting place
for the summer cottager. White Bear
lake offers advantages found in but
few localities. Being all one large sheet
Of water, several miles in extent, it
makes an ideal lake for sailing. and
many yachting parties enjoy its pleas
ures each season. Several miles of fine
wooded shore land afford attractive
sites for summer cottagers and lake
jewellers. Many magnificent residences
will be found there, especially on the
island, and good hotel service may be
had at the New Oriental hotel. White
Bear lake visitors enjoy excellent troll
ley and train service as well as fine
boating accommodations.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-06-10
Matter Ka de vaS s viii Meet a

( + ~ 4
The admission to the park and
grounds is free and there are many
attractions to which the admittance is
merely nominal.
There is handsome pavilion costing
$4,000 where refreshments OF all
kinds are served and where daily con-
certs are held.
Sunday the Daily News hand is one
Of the attractions and good music is
always provided. .ta e..
In the number and class of it's at.
fractions Phalen park resembles Mime
apolis Wonderland. There are two
miniature railways, an airship, House
of Trouble, the Mystic Swing. Tours of
Both Land and Sea and some half dozen
other attractions both amusing and in
teresting. -
The car service is ample to handle
the thousands Of visitors and the park
is well worth visit to one looking fol
| pleasure and enjoyment or quiet, rest
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31

A brand new remarkable series of
detective stories, the best ever writ
ten, will begin in THE PHILADELPHIA
SUNDAY PRESS on September Second.
Each story is complete in itself, and
one will be published each week.
The author has contrived in an ex-
tremely ingenious way to invent a
unique situation for each tale. The
problems offered are so involved that
no solution seems possible until Prof.
Van Dusen The Thinking Machine,
is called upon who invariably straight
ems out the difficulties by remarkably
novel methods.
One of these stories appears each
week exclusively IN THE PHILADEL-
PHIA SUNDAY PRESS, which is the
greatest Sunday newspaper in the
country.
Be sure and tell your newsdealer to
serve you with THE SUNDAY PRESS
as you cannot afford to miss this great
series of stories.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31

From the st. Mary's Gazette.
A fair deal for every man.
The people not the corporations and
corruptionists shall govern.
The corporations that try to control
must be regulated.
Pass penal laws to punish corpora
ton rebating, discrimination and Of
fenses against the public.
Revenue laws must be equalized.
Amend election laws so to do away
with party square and give chance
to all on their merits.
Apply the merit system to all pub
lie service.
Give electric roads right to carry
freight and express.
Establish a uniform rate of not
more than 2 cents mile on all rail-
roads, for the man who buys a ticket
or mileage book.
Referendum or decision by people
on questions of State constabulary and
local option.
Put honest men in public Office and
dishonest public servants behind prison
bars.
Economy in State expenses and
equal taxation on all.
State issues for State campaigns,
national issues on national campaigns.
Patriotism as citizen and not
partisanship to control your action
when casting your vote.
Free Pennsylvania from the domin-
alton of the "Gang."
Elect Emery and all this will be
brought about.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
Anthony Township.
August %, 'O6.

August 2S, '06.
Mr.. EDIToR:-Must rite som to
you. Bill and John Luder Box been
quiet for some weaks, CESS they been
getin redy to 60 to WINS grove pick
nick. Well, | was to see jerry, he
was ditching and he was anthing but
gentes man. For vile he was in
mud and water over his boots. He
said the supervisors out to be hung up
by there toes-they haven't worked
the road yet from the cross roads to
Derry line-only scrape de ruts shut.
Theas big rains are doing him dam
age. The bitches are not open, yet
the water comes fore mile around
and geathers and backs up on his
wheat field, ON account of some of the
supervisors in anthony district, he
said he was going to have them re-
ported at next cort. He cald my at
tention to it. 1t is impossible for to
teams to pas de road is to narrow, in
s. o.s were de rane has washed de road
on account owe no bitches being open
yet he wants Scot to take de road law
question up this winter, tare it to
peases, sell it to de rag man, send de
old supervisors to pententonary and
den elect good ones so de bitches be
opened and bridges fixt.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
COCHRAN. NOMINATED
At Conference Held at Williams
port Wednesday Evening of
Last Week.

j. Henry Cochran was nominated
as the candidate of the Democrats of
the Twenty fourth Sentorial District
composed of Columbia, Montour,
Sullivan and Lvcoming counties, at
the conference held Wednesday night
of last week, at the Park hotel, Will
Transport.
The conference organized by Il e
election of +. J. Mullen, Esq, of
Sullivan county, as chairman, and
Philip Clemens, of West Berwick,
and Harry Billmeyer, of Washington
vile, as secretaries.
The name of j. Henry Cochran
was placed in nomination by James
E. Gibbons, of Lycoming, and sec
onded by B. F. Crossley, of Sullivan.
There being no opposition to Mr..
Cochran he was nominated on the
first ballot.
When informed of the action of
the conference Mr.. Cochran made q
speech before the conference in which
he reviewed his work as senator,
speaking of his part in having the
bridge bill become law. He stated
that for several reasons best known to
his intimate friends he was not par
ticularly anxious to enter the cam
paign this year and that if the Demo-
Gratis had cared to place another man
in the field he would have been per-
fectly willing to retire from the race.
The conferees from the various
counties were Lycoming-James L.
Gibbons and DIR. G. w. Metzger;
Columba-William Chrisman, Esq :,
of Bloomsbury, and Phillip Clemens,
of Berwick; Montour-James G.
Heddens, of Danville, and Harry
Billmeyer, of Washingtonville; Sulli-
van-E. j. Mullen, Esq, and B. F.
Crossley.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
A Fool and His Money.

Frank Fayant in Success MagaZine."l
The credulity ofa multitude of more or
less thrifty people, who, in their mania
for money, are ready to believe that they
can amass fortunes over night, makes
sites who infest the financial districts
The gospel of the parasites, who build
air castles for their victims and real cast
les for themselves, is terse:
|. "a fool is born every minute"
II, "a fool and his money are soon
parted"
Posing as bankers and brokers, the fin
ancial parasites scour the country for the
fools and then exercise their nimble wits
in devising schemes to accomplish the
partition. How many millions OF dollars
are parted from the fools every year may
be conjectured from the millions of dol
lars spent by the seudo-tinanciers in ad
vertising. The bulk of the financial ad-
vertising in the leading newspapers of
the country is intended for the fools,
Another index of the richness of the har-
vest of parting money from the fools is
the occasional exposure of some parti-
cularly glaring and bungled imposture,
when the calculable "swag" runs into
the hundreds of thousands, if not into
the millions But these frauds are sell
dom exposed, for the victims are usually
as anxious as the victimiZers to escape
the limelight of publicity. Most men
prefer to lose their money rather than
hear their neighbors quote from the
parasites gospel, "a fool and his money
are soon parted"
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31

Can't Vote.-Young men who vot-
ed on age last fall must be registered
or they cannot vote in November.
Others, who have paid a State or
County tax within two years may be
able to swear in their votes, if their
names have been overlooked and are
not upon the voting list, but the voter
who cast his first ballot last year has
no possible chance to do this. He
has never paid tax-his name will
be upon no duplicate, consequently
he cannot pay the necessary tax, that
he is required to qualify has been paid
IN order to secure his vote. By fall
ing to register he practically and
effectively disfranchises himself. Dem
ocrats should remember this and make
it their business to know that the
name of every young Democrat who
voted on age in 1905, is upon the
polling list of 1906. And this must
be attended to before the evening of
September 5th.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
To Young Voters.

In all cities of the state personal
registration is now required, and each
individual voter must personally ap-
pear at the place of registration and
have his name placed upon the Reg
istry, or he cannot vote. The only
days that this can be done in cities of
the "first and second classes"
Philadelphia, Pittsburg, Allegheny
and Scranton-On Tuesday Septem-
Der 18th, and Saturday, October
18th.
All other cities of the State are
classified as Settles of the third class"
and registration can be made only by
the voter personally appearing at the
place of registration and having his
name placed upon the list, and in
those cities this can be done only on
the following days: Tuesday, Sep
tember 4th, Tuesday, September 18th
and Saturday, October Goth.
Wednesday, September 9th, is one
of the most important days to voters
in country and borough districts who
are opposed to the continuation of the
rule of the Machine gang of all the
365 days of the year. 1t is the last
day upon which they can register.
You expect and want to see the
Democratic and Fusion ticket win in
this State this fall. 1t is going to,
and that there may be no slip up in
this expectation it is your duty to
know that you are registered. This
must be seen too, if you live in a
country or borough district before the
evening of September 9th.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
JUST A GLANCE AROUND
How Spelling Reform Takes.

From the Brooklyn Standard Union.
Up to the time of going to press the
English language is still safe.
From the Baltimore American.
President Roosevelt's conversion to the
spelling-reform movement is not apt to
cause any great alteration in the appear
ance of written or printed language.
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
President Roosevelt has exercised his
executive authority frequently in an I'M
usual manner, but rarely so needlessly as
in thus taking liberties with his mother
tongue.
From the Cleveland Leader.
The greatest possible stimulus the at.
tempt could receive is the Official Co.
operation of the President. Even with
this help it is doubtful that more than
few of the new forms will be adopted
generally and it will not be Immediately,
either
From the Pittsburg Press.
Turf, isn't it, to have to spell like Kar-
negy just bekoz he has mummy.
From the Chicago Record-Herald.
If the President succeeds in overcom-
ing all the opposition this will certainly
be his greatest achievement Destroying
or tanning an octopus would be child's
play by comparison.
From the st. Louis Republic.
A great many persons who have been
misspelling English words nearly all
their lives have suddenly found out that
they were reformers.
From the Baltimore Sun.
1t is presumed that Mr., Roosevelt will
hence-forth be "De-lited ~
From the Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Much of the spelling is done that way
by persons who never heard OF Brander
Matthews.
From the Rochester Herald
Thedor Rozevelt haz cum out for speln
refawrm.
From the Baltimore News.
Ii this is the way thru's spelt,
What must we do with Ruzfelt?
From the Public Ledger.
London ridicules the Presidents SPELL
ing. All right, 1t doesn't seem any
more ridiculous there than 1t does here.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
A PRESBYTERIAN Picnic.

The Presbyterian congregations of
Washingtonville, Derry and New
Columbia will hold a Joint picnic at
DeWitt's park, on next Saturday,
Sept. 1st,, at which DIR. Hemingway,
of Bloomsbury; DR., Mccormick, of
the Grove church; Rev. Mr.. Hutchi-
son, of the Mahoning church; Rev.
Mr.. Arney, of Pottsgrove, and Judge
HinckIey are expected to be present.
All members and their friends are
cordially invited to attend the picnic
and enjoy day of good fellowship.
THE CoNIMITTEE
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
3O0O-LB. DEVIL FISH
DRAGS MEN 18 MILES
Tows Them Out to Sea, is Sworn
Story; U. S. Life Savers to
the Rescue.

Austin, Tex, Aug. PA sworn
statement signed by State Treasurer
j. w. Robbins, DR.. Goodall Wooteen
and several other prominent citizens
of Austin, was received here today,
giving an account of desperate en-
counter which they and other men
had with huge devil fish at Aransas
Pass, Tex, two days ago.
They were dragged eighteen miles
to sea by it.
When the big fish was first seen
one of the men in a gasoline launch
threw harpoon into it. The fish at
once dragged the launch out into the
open sea. Efforts to sever the rope
holding the harpoon failed.
A signal of distress was made, and
the government life-saving crew went
to the rescue. After a four hours
battle the fish was killed.
1t took thirty men to land it upon
the beach. 1t was twenty-five feet
long and eight feet across, and weigh
ed nearly 5000 pounds.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
Stationery for Farmers.

Farmers and others, particularly those
living on the Rural Delivery routes,
should have printed stationery as well as
business men. 1t is not only more bust
ness like to send a letter with name and
address printed on the notehead and en-
velope, but it insures the return of the
letter in case it is not delivered. We
are especially well equipped to do this
class of printing and can do it promptly
and neatly We will~supply 250 note
heads and 250 envelopes, extra quality,
for $l.50, or 75c for either one lot This
is cheaper than you can buy the paper
and envelopes regularly at retail stores.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
DR.. KENNEDY'S
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.

DIR. David Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is not disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable ingre-
dients and does not heat or infame the
blood but cools and purifies it. In all cases
of Kidney troubles, Liver complaints, Con-
stipation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which afflict women, the ac-
tion of DIR. Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
in letters to DR.. Kennedy; and with a
warmth and fullness of words which mere
business certificates never possess. 1t
makes no drunkards-excuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. We challenge trial and
are confident of the result. ONE DOLLAR
Bottle. All druggists. Bear in mind the
name and address: DR.. DaUM KENNEDY,
Rondout, New York. Write for free sam
pie bottle and medical booklet full of valu-
able medical advice. Mention this paper.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
Rem e m bered the Text.

A little Topeka girl came home from
church the other day and was asked
what the minister's text was. "I know
1t all right" she asserted. "Well, re-
peat It," her questioner demanded.
Don't be afraid and will get you a
bedquilt," was the astonishing answer.
Investigation proved that the central
Thought of the sermon had been, Fear
not. and l will send you a comforter"
kansas City Journal.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31


Mrs. Maria Barber and Mrs. Lutz and
son attended the great Wilkes-Barre fair
on Wednesday.
Berwick, Pa, Aug. 29.-H. o. Kline,
of tnis place, has just bought 800 acres of
land, containing a stream and small lake,
in Lycoming county. 1t is his intention
to make game and fish preserve of the
property.
ID. A. Lutz, wife and son spent
Sunday with their friends, ID. j.
Snyder and family, at Orangeville.
John G. Harman, Esq. of Bloomsb arg,
has been appointed by Speaker Walton
as member of the House to serve on the
committee to receive distinguished guests
at the Capitol dedication. The banquet
feature of the dedication has been band
oned, because of the inability to know
where to stop in the invitations and be-
cause the Presidents stay will be too
short.
WANTED:-by Chicago wholesale and
mail order house, assistant manager (man
or woman) for this county and adjoining
territory. Salary $50 and expenses paid
weekly; expense money advanced. Work
pleasant; position permanent, No in
vestment or experience required, Spare
time valuable. Write at once for full
particulars and enclose self-addressed en-
velope. Address, GENERAL MANAGER
134 E. Lake St, Chicago. 9-21
One thing above all others that
every Democrat should remember is,
that Wednesday, September 9th, is
the last day to register in order to
secure his vote in November. Getting
registered is an easy matter; it is q
difficult one to vote if your name is
not upon the list. This fall, above
all others, you will want to vote. We
are going to win and you want to
have the satisfaction of knowing that
you helped to down the machine. !"
See to it at once that your name is
upon the registry.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
A Freak of Nature.

Mr.. George Diehl, of Bald Top,
near this city, possesses cat with
several kittens that are about two
months old. One of the kittens, an
active and attractive little freak, was
born with the hind part resembling a
rabbit. 1t has stubby, bushy tail
and hops about in its glee, playing
with the others, as would little rab-
bit, but its head and front part bears
the features of the feline tribe.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31

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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31

The Intelligencer Office has received
a full and complete line of samples of
fine art calendars, and we are ready
to take your orders for 1907. Be
sure to call and learn our prices be-
fore placing your order. Designs of
every description to select from.
Remember, we lead and Others fol-
low.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
All August Prices
Are Bargains.
The Most Economical Time.
Best Values.

OF all the year August is of dullest in the mer
chandise world. We want to avoid dull days-we
must be busy-if we can't sell goods at profit we
must get them moving without profit. There's
no stand still to be allowed August shoppers get
greater bargains than in any other month.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-31
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