The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-20
CONTEMPORARY TRIPLES.


The hair restorer man loves a shin.
ing mark-Albany Express.
Who knows maybe the man who !
attempted to- embrace Miss Maxine
Elliott was one OF her Husbands?-
Detroit Journal
In the new Russian parliament the
members are to vote by pressing a
button. Nicholas will do the rest
Tacoma Ledger
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Alan Dale says Richard Mansfield
is the worst actor on the stage We
agree with Dale, but have always
been afraid TO say so-Topcba Cap.
ital
The Din TO pay 100000 for @ pri-
waite car for the president Is said TO
Dee on O. legislative sIdetrack with the
switch koy Duluth Herald.
Chinese merchants have just clean
"d mp s5o"uo in a sharp deal 90 COP.
per They must have been reading
I.awson's "Fronzied Finance Sac
ramento Union
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There is one Tammany judge who
has the nerve TO call down offenders.
high in the financial world. and the.
manhood TO defy srandstand players
Of 'hc jerome iypc.-Dallas Herald.
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When a man begins his legislative
career by advocating a tax on bach
elors should the effort be designated
as his maiden speech? Manchestc~
~. H. Union
Young Joseph Medill Patterson is
going 10 start a socialist newspaper
in Chicago That Is a good way 20
get on a level with tho common peo.
pie SO far as fortune Nash.
vile Banner
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ANNOUNCEMENT that this summer
will see % new travel record to Eu.
rope arouscs natural inquiry as 20
what school of hduclary enterprise
expects further investigation calves.
ton Tribune
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ln view uf the decision rendered IN
Chicago by that federal court, that
q corporation only and not the men
comprising g., can be prosecuted. IT'S
up 10 all the criminally inclined to IN.
corporate. Marion cOhiol star.
The Sultan Of Sulu ls said 20 re-.
coiyc a salary for simply being good.
This is a simple and direct method OF
impresslng on the savage mind how
virtue Is always rewarded.-washing
ton star
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George T. Baor asserts that ne Is
going to protect the public from the
wicked retailer during the strike
When Mr.. Daer begins to take an in
tercst In us Il Is time TO get an eN
ira tight grip on our moncy.-Plt's
burg Press.
Alton R. Parker shows q readiness
TO speak right out some ideas he has
In mind. which before the last elec
ion when such talk was needed. has
party friends couldn't pry out OF him
Syracuse Herald.
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II Chief Moore of the weather bu
rcau makes good his promise to fore
tell the weather a month In advance
he win win the lasting gratitude o.
the people who give lawn parties
Little Rock Gazette.
Gen. sherman Bell, the eN-cut throa
OF Colorado, has become secretary O
war for Venezuela II Is a pleasure
to chronicle the fact that he will b,
kept out Of this country for som'
time 10 come.-Memphis Appeal
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Wall street Is said to be behind {
J plan to sell water TO New York City
Nothing wrong in that. Wall stree
has made a business Of selling waite
p TO the rest OF the country for a goo,
many years Washington Post.
b Professor oscar L. Triggs, late o
1 Chicago University, the man who dis
I covered that Rockefeller IS a bigge
2 man that Shakespeare, has "accepte'
lucrative position" as a writer o
advertisements for a furniture man
j ufacturlng concern.--Lynn Item.