New-York tribune., 1906-05-31
MODERN MEDICINE.

went to modern doctor to learn what 1t was
I'd lately been on fodder. and life was no more
He felt Of my pulse as they all do: he gazed at my
outstretched tongue;
He took off my coat and weskit and harked at each
He fed me small glass penstaIk with figures upon
And this was his final verdict when all OF my
marks he'd sped:
DO Po you 9onq eat fried TSe eggs? Then quit it
AHns r with m s0mo o,b hay tds that was ,e cut in May
Do you Walk Them Them stop % instaRtere H Gsaa EN-
For exercise will not do
And this is the rule for you:
Just quit whatever you do do
And begin whatever you don't:
For what you don't do may agree with you
AS whatever you do do don't
Yea. thus saith the modern doctor. Tradition be
What the = oldsters knew was nothing compared to
There's nothing in this or that thing that's certain
Any more than single bonnet's becoming to every
It's all in the diagnosis that tells us the PATIENTS
The modern who knows his business is up to a host
OF tricks.
You don't? Then nO get after " it SGR Quickly. ky
For the long cared ass gives the laugh to grass
Do you sleep with the windows open? eii?'
Then hatten them good and tight.
And swallow the old fetd air
Ihrough an or the snoozesome night.
Just H1d qg d6 Wbatsysr Wbatsys You do dou DO
For what you don't do may agree with you
AS whatever you do do don't. Judge
Among other quaint customs" that will ha on
served at the wedding of the King OF Spain TO the
Princess Ena. II is said by The Dundee Advar
tiser that Immediately after the marriage cere-
mony IS completed he will present thirteen pieces OF
gold to MS wife somewhat similar ceremony is
gone through I'm the marriage servca usad b, ,ho
Roman Catholic Church in Scotland On the Drfaa+
pronouncing the couple husband and Yt,s th
bridegroom places on plate, or on the service
book. a gold and silver coin. together With +ha
ring These the priest blesses and hands baol, -
the husband who giving his wife the cold ana
silver says With this ring thee wed This ,,oId
and silver thee give; then he puts the ring a.,
the thumb of his wtfes left hand saving ..In tb
name OF the Father: on her forefinger saying Tn
the name OF the Son: on her middle finger SAVING
I'm the name Of the Holy Ghost" and on her fourth
finger. where he leaves it. saying amen" Tba
ceremony of giving gold and silver is not usad
either In Canada or the United States
ago to give this old coat to some tramn "veSs bs
don't you do, do II? I'm tired OF seeing 1t around
has been here. and of them would toncb ~
John Henry. do you think III accept gift that
tramp M won even look at? I'm g-going back
In the Sinai peninsula trial by ordeal is still prac
tsed. Lord Cromer In his recent report on Egypt
gives account OF the system In all criminal cases
where no witnesses are forthcoming the tndga
eel Mabashaa." tests the suspected person by fire
by or by dream. In the first the Judge places
an iron pan in the fire until 1T is red hot and gives
It to the accused 10 touch three times with his
tongue. II marks OF burning shown on the
tongue the accused is pronounced guilty Tba
theory apparently. is that IL he is not guilty the
moisture the tongue prevents IL from bs,ng
burned; II guilty. his tongue would dry un iron, r
of being discovered.
spoils - Briggs crossing the J.rx.
meadows the other day In large auto xhsn 10y 10y
were attacked by a band OF mosquitoes e
Yes how did you know
why, Thursday morning them paar,np q