The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-03-08

ems out in approaching polished sub
stances. God bless the newspapers
who have feeling for the DOCTORS pre-
scriptions for they shall inherit the
magnet of anti-earth. Then literary
Teller is in the exclusive class and he
don't have to be in dying health to get
IL glass cage put around him to cover
up his fortitude and other exposed parts
like they do in Ohio. That is he ought
to he exclusive and is, except in some
Isolated instances.
For instance, am valued writer to
some periodical and spend couple of
weeks fructifyin' my brain gettin out
an essay (my wife in the meantime do
in the chores and chopin the wood
of great merit-puttin' somethin' on
the boards that was never there before
and never could be unless ciphered out
by me. When along comes Teller
with Accent telescope, draws posi-
ton, strikes focus right between the
lines where there amt gol durn A B C
wrote and if you ust watch, it wont be
long It'll you'll see the upper end of his
instrument begins to get hot and throw
out notes and infections and conglom-
Grated mess of spurious and bogus
counterfts that makes Teller so mad
that dog my buttons, If he wouldn't like
to help bury that cuss in a tan yard.
But you've purity near got to take 1.-THE
belongs to your party and you don't
know how soon you might want to use
this apology of man.
In speakn of politicks some fellers
don't think there's anything in it only
what you get out.
Now IN private and never expect
to be prune eater at the expense of
the government, but if | don't come
thru a campaign with atleast purity
fare shirts in strings and tore places to
show I've bin in the fight-they set me
back anyhow 'leven grades. That's
why | use up all the shirts my wife
makes and growl for more.
But | want to go on record as being
politically feminist the Teller that has
been raised a pet, he is either a bar
nacle or an epicure that has lost his
stomach and neither one is fit for
straw boss.
Some time when | 90 down to the
crick to look after my traps and hunt
for new skunk holes, there is atmos-
how it is mighty familiar and git to
soliloquiziag over the ways OF my COM
RAIDS aud the idees matriculated to their
seat of retention.
The dee of some little Teller hoppin'
up out of the brush some where so far
out that he is clean forgot till he comes
to town and gifts in somebody's way
then shown up the goods lin his mind
that will forever and a day put the fix
ms on the other Teller that dares to
have a friend. There amt another
snapshot like it from He'll Roaring
river to Kalamazoo.
| like dock" Hinman for postmaster
cause he stutfeth by box full of papers
some of which is marked "this is it,
He can't quit the republican party
and would not if he could, if he did the
organization would still be votes shy.
Well bet our coon skin cap that no one
or two men or any dozen men will run
the republican end of Kittitas county.
| mind readin' one time in a book
wrote, | think, by Albert +. Mead,
now our homeless governor. or the
exorter "Blll" Jones of Yakima, or
some other would-be ''it", | forget jist
which: anyway it was this;
The bush for the robin and wren:
But all the path that is narrow and
Straight for the children of men,"
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