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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
ALL SORTS.
The Eearsonne earnishee.


The Fearsome Garnishee.
Be good, be careful, pay your debts,
In making bills, go slow,
For nothing else that you can do
Will sooner bring you woe.
Don't try to dress too well my friend
If need be, wear clout,
The garnishee will get you IL ~
You
don't
watch
Quit ~
Forego the things you'd like to have
And luxuries deny
Yourself, unless of course, you have
The wherewith to buy,
Don't let desire for vain display
Put sober sense to rout,
The garnishee will get you if
You
don't
watch
OUT
A champagne appetite you may
Possess, but this is clear
Unless you have a champagne wad,
Content yourself with beer,
Be prudent and don't ever spend
At all, if you're in doubt
The garnishee will get you if
You
don't
watch
out!
Paul Cook
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

The old expression what the gov,
ernor Of South Carolina once said to
the governor of North Carolina" gave
way last year to what the governor
of Mississippi said to the governor OF
Louisiana" but the expression is liable
to go back to the Palmetto State now
as people note what the governor OF
South Carolina said to the lmmigra
ton agent OF New York" The mes
sage was little more courteous per
haps than Ben Tillman would have put
It but it certainly was in no uncertain
terms.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Maude Was willing.

A strict housewife said to a new
maid, Il forgot to tell you, Maude. that
If you break anything I'll have to take
1t out Of your wages"
But Maude, whom two days had
heartily sickened of her berth, replied.
with merry laugh: EDO 1t, ma'am; do
1t. I've just broke the hundred dollar
vase in the parlor, and If you can take
that out Of S4-for I'm leavin' at ths
end of the week-why, you'll be mighty
clever.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Everglades Boss.

Everglades Boss.
Yes. I am Boss Of the Everglade Isles,
A regular "Spouter," you know,
And / have travelled ten thousand
miles
To work my little scheme through.
Well, l am beaten, almost two to one
Yes, l acknowledge the corn,
But am ready to fight till the battle
is won,
And the sheep of his fleece is shorn.
Oh, there will be weeping and wall
ing" all right,
When l get ready to strike;
I'll drive the people out of my sight,
And then do just what | like.
The legislature is mine, you see,
And they shall pass all my bills,
With another amendment still better
for me,
And the people shall swallow their
pills!
s. B. o. in ST. Augustine Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
The Ironsc Architect.

Who is the famous architect OF whom
the following is told: He had got out
the designs for magnificent church to
cost 100000. and the committee wanted
him to reduce the price to 10000.
Say 80 shillings more, gentlemen"
he wrote. land have a nice spire."-
London Taller.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

The president says the Panama
canal is all right, and he ought to
know. Only two things are needed
men and money.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Whatever may be the views OF
Mayor Dunno of Chicago on the negro
question he will find later that he
made mistake in refusing to parti
cipate in the Tillman meeting. What
ever the faults of Tillman may be the
fact remains that he is a senator OF
the United States and as such is en-
titled TO the courtesy that is due his
official position, even though he were
not discharSing its duties at the time
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Sunday afternoon every lodge of
the Brotherhood of Elks throughout
the United States will convene in a
lodge of sorrow and eulogies will be
delivered by thousand orators.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Vce-President Fairbanks was sur
prised at the warmpth of his recep-
ton at Tampa, but he should remem-
Der that in that semI-tropical region
they are glad to get anything that
will help them to keep cool.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Mark Twain's new book, Ewes
Diary has been put under the ban
by the Worcester, Mass, library au-
thorities, on account of the Edenic
costumes in which Eve is depicted in
the books fifty etchings. As Eve did
not have the advantage of the bargain
counter sales and as tariff fostered
trusts with their infant industries had
not yet been invented, how can these
very particular library custodians eX-
pect Eve to be dressed in modern cos
tune?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Rotterdam.

Little Girl: Papa, is it wrong to
say Rotterdam"
Father: No, Rotterdam is city
in Europe. Why?
Little Girl; Because when Jennie
stole my candy yesterday / told her
l hoped it would Rotterdam teeth out.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

There was no monkey business about
the rousing reception given Caruso in
New York on his first appearance in
grand opera.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

II the Cuban insurgents will suspend
operations until next spring they
might get few pointers from the
press association.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Fig Leaf Salad.

Adam (returning to dinner to Eve
Good heavensl Oh, these women!
They can't leave anything alone. You
have gone and made the salad out Of
my Sunday clothes.--Bcn Vivant.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
One On The Senate.

Bart Kennedy, the noted English
novelist, told in New York story
about the senate, says the Los An
geles Times.
Il heard this story in Washington"
said Mr.. Kennedy, land ! have every
reason to believe / is true.
"A senator hurried into the senate
chamber one morning early and said
to page:
Young man, did you find $40
bill on my desk last evening? | wrote
a letter, intending to inclose the bill,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

And now the United States Supreme
Court rejects the Teddyfied mode Of
spelling, but then this court always
did have a mind of it's own.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Interest in peonage trials will be
transferred to Ocala next week. Judge
Locke will begin the trial of several
of these cases there Monday
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Among the Basutos and also with
the natives of the New Hebrides hiss
ing Is q sign Of applause.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Watch for the Christmas edition o.
The Journal. 1t will be hummer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Recipe for Kisses.

Recipe for Kisses.
To one piece of dark piazza, add a
little moonlight; take for granted two
people, press in two strong ones, a
small, soft hand. Sift lightly two
ounces of attraction, one of romance;
add a large measure of folly; stir in
floating rufie, and one or two whis-
peTs. Dissolve half a, dozen glances
in we'll of silence; dust in a small
quantity of hesitation, one ounce OF
resistance, two of yielding; place the
kisses on a flushed cheek, or two lips;
flavor with a slight scream and set
aside to cool. This will succeed in
any climate, IL directions are carefully
followed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Old Santa Claus will soon be on the
home stretch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Logic.

Mike: Now, Pat, if where you are
standing, an irresistible force came in
contact with an, ,immovable object
what would happen?
Pat: Pat would % in double quick
order
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Good Roads Mann has discovered
new idea for building better roads
If there's anything new on the market
that will help along the cause of good
roads this Mann is sure to find it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Dream of Love.

81 may not love you, yet at morn,
When flowers are glistening with
the dew, o..
And birds and song, give forth its joys,
My soul and heart both turn to
Won"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

The Tampa Fair closed with al
Brown day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Your Wife's Lover.

Anthony Hope, in one of his clever
stories, says: Never stop being your
wife's lover, for when you stop some
other man may begin"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
We HAVE JUST ENTERED FLORIDA.
The Eastern making desperate hghtto keep the
state Mufuaf Life Insurance Co. of Ga.


State Mutuaf Life Insurance Go. of Ga.
from doing the When considers that these Eastern
ooutn LOT
andre from that
OVER FIFTY MILLIONS OF PREMIUMS EVERY YEAR,
we can understand feel the the tide by
THESE PREMIUMS STAYING SOUTH FOR REINVESTMENTS.
When we THE STATE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO., of Ga,
ESTIMATE Of business
would ONE
that that
would do such business We have only done
in them ind 1905 but
MORE THAN OF THE BIG THREE TOGETHER
which taken the Alabama
Report of 1906"
MUTUAL LIFE NEW YORK $34ss2s2
NEW YORK LIFE Observation-Disclosures. 246S,769
looE0o0
Combined totalo of big Three" S7596OO0
the TEN MONTHS of 1906 by the
STATE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO., Of Ga $76l3,750
business TEN MONTHS OF
combined issued hTWELVE MONTHS
1905
DOES THIS NOT SHOW DOING THE LIFE INSUR-
ANCE BUSINESS OF THE SOUTH
something particularly good policies
the Eastern Companies particular
Annual Dividend
that be found and they contain larger GUARANTEED LOANS
CASH VALUES than other policy sold in the South
OUR ASSETS MORE THAN DOUBLE OUR LIABILITIES.
VIVIAN MARSHALL Agt, 21223 214 City Bank Mobile Ala
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
How Colors Change.

o! ye who nightly paint the town,
Take warning!
A taste for red begets dark brown
Next morning.
Catholic Standard and Times
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

Quick Justice.
Trial by telephone is the latest
from Wisconsin. At Tarrant Justice
of the Seace entered a charge
against a rural resident who failed to
appear for a hearing Straightway
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30
Cute.

BE- o. E: Isn't Miss Smith awful
ly cute?
Y. M. c. A: (Blushing.) l can't
speak from authority.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

but somehow I failed to do so, and
left it behind on the blotter.'
Eyes, senator said the page, TAX
ing out his wallet, L did find that bill,
and here it is. And its a lucky thing
for you sir, that none of the other
senators happened in before 1 saw it. ;"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-11-30

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4.
L.
4.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
MONTANA AFTER :.
HORSE THIEVES
Montana Authorities Are GETTING
~ Busy Again and Something is Ex.s,
pected to Drop.

Al dispatch from Havre gives the
following interesting information re-
garding the gigantic horse stealing
operations carried on In Montana:
The most reckless gang OF horse
thieves that ever made it advisable to
lock the barn door are supposed to
be located in the northern part Of
North Dakota, casters Montana and
the Canadian border joining. The
Ntzhugh, Bros, stockmen and ranch.
ers OF Alberta, have lost 100 head Of
fine horses, and a man who labored
on the McHugh ranch, and who de-
parted suddenly from hfs employment
some time last spring was suspected.
The man gave his name as Charles
Owens, hut on a rumor from Montreal
to the effect that d man BY the name
Eof n. j. Lockwood was requested at
that place Owens found reasons Tor
leayfng his employment on the Nc.
Hugh ranch and since that time the
|suSpicions pointing to nina have
grown stronger until they became
definite and ]. III. sdcEIugh pursued
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

the man on horseback back into the
country north OF Regina, where he
found eight of the horses stolen from
his ranch. Lockwood was captured
by a stock inspector and is now a
prisoner In the barracks at Regina,
where upon his person was found
letters and correspondent to show
that fifteen men are included In the
gang, and also, that two car loads OF
horses were shipped to him from
Montana. %@.s' r. r. s##t.s 5&
The authorities now believe they
are on the track which leads to the
capture of sufficient number Of the
thieves to make it hazardous for the
remainder to ply their profession any
longer in these parts. *. ,& ..r4z.
What is interesting the stockmen
and the stock inspectors as we'll as
the sheriff's Office of both Chonteau
and Valley counties more than this
just at the present time is the cap.
ture of Tom Ryan,, who :; has made
larger drafts upon the fiocks of the
horsemen than any other. Individual
at large. He ds the leader of the
gang that has stolen all Of 1000 head
of horses from the range in this state
Recently, John billiard, an officer
in Valley county, encountered RYAN
at a ranch house near the Canadian
line north Of Hinsdale. Ryan, how.
ever, got the drop upon the officer
disarmed him and took from his per
son a photograph of Ryan as we'll as
the warrant for his arrest. He, how.
ever, later returned these to the Off
Ger after warning him not to try and
arrest him again. billiard returned to
Glasgow and Sheriff Griffith organ
lied posse and gave chase. It was
found that Ryan had left the country
and gone north into Canada and as
the mounted police are not riding at
this season of the year the chase was
given up. .<-~ ..--
Ryan Is also wanted in Canada for
the larceny Of horses but 1t is doubt
full II he will be captured before
spring at least. He is considered a
desperate man and the officers may
have to kill him to take him.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
INTERESTING !:
List Of Hopes and Dreams
Of Many Bright
@ Minds

The secretary IF state is having
prepared pamphlet comprising list
of corporations organized under the
laws Of North Dakota whose certif-
Gates of authority have been cancelled
and the right to do business there
under forfeited by, reason of failure to
comply with chapter IS of the laws
Of 1905, and those whose charters
have expired by limitation.
Among the bunch are noticed the
Argus Publishing company of Fargo,
The Banner Publishing Co. of Hills
boro, the Bismarck. Baseball associa-
ton, Bismarck City Water Co., Bis
marck Marine Ways and Dock Co.,
Bismarck Reservoir & Water Co.,
Bismarck Heating & d, Lighting Co,
Bismarck Loan & Trust Co., Bismarck
Electric Light & Power Co., Bismarck
Land improvement, Mining &. Manu-
featuring Co., Bismarck Creamery
Co, Bismarck Journal Co., Bismarck
Leader Co, Bismarck Choral Union,
Bismarck Atheneum Co, Burleigh
County Stockholders association,
Burleigh County Building & Loan Co.,
Dakota Car Co. of Bismarck, Edison
Electric Illuminating Co. of Bismarck,
Fargo Wheel & Iron Co, Fargo
Paper Mill Co., Fargo Republican Co.,
Fargo Linseed Oil Mills, Gladstone
Wooden Mills Co. OF Gladstone, Lig
mite Fuel Co. of Bismarck, Lisbon
Street Railway Co., Mandan Street
Railway Co, Milwaukee Brewing Co
of Bismarck, Northwest Grain & Fuel
CO. of Bismarck, Northwestern In
surance Go. of Bismarck, North Da
kota Mining & Investment Co. Of Bis
marck, Oregon Colonization Co. o.
Glenu1iin, Pioneer Land & Business
association of Mandan, Upper Mis-
souri, Navigation Go. Of Mandan
Wambliska Bridge Co. Of Bismarck
and West missouri Colony Bureau o.
North Dakota, Of Mandan ~
There are several hundred like
above In the list, representing ali
kinds Of booms and departed hopes.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
DISAGREED
Jury in the Famous Major
Murphy Case Split
Even

The jury in the Murphy case at
Fargo disagreed and was discharged
at 1928 yesterday afternoon. Judge
Lauder, Major Murphy's attorney, at
once moved for an immediate retrial
of the case.
Of the case the Forum says: The
jury was just evenly divided from the
very first. This became officially
known last night about 10 O'Clock
when Jurge Pollock, acting by stipu-
lation between the attorneys, entered
the jury room and asked how the jury
stood.
''Six to Six" was the tired response.
It has been positively ascertained
that the first ballot of the jury was
six for conviction and six for ac.
quittal and that not a single change
has occurred in the voting.
This afternoon Judge Pollock called
the jury into the courtroom and asked
Foreman Radford If there appeared to
be any hope of reaching an agree.
ment. The reply was In the negative.
The court then asked when the last
ballot had been taken.
after breakfast this morning"
was the reply.
'sWel1, go out and ballot again"
said the court
In about twenty minutes Judge Pol
lock called the jury in again and in.
CURED IL there had been any change
in the balloting. The reply was in
the negative and the court then dis.
charged the jury.
Judge Lauder Immediately moved
for an immediate retrial of the case.
Judge Pollock stated that he did not
know when the case would be taken
up again but promised to set the date
as early as possible.
A more dissatisfied appearing lot of
men never appeared in the Cass
county district court before.
One member Of the jury. J. L. Lud.
wick of Tower City, was taken seri-
ously Ill last night and a physician
was called. He is feeling better to.
day.
The Murphy case was given to the
jury about 8:45 Tuesday night. The
trial already has cost Ward county
considerable money and Major Muir.
ply has himself been under a great
| expense. In fact, it is claimed that
the trial has taxed his resources to
the very limit.
| There Is considerable opposition to
further proceedings on the part OF
Ward county on account of the great
expense.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

WANTED-Railway mail clerks, post
office clerks and carriers. Appli-
+ ,cants should prepare at once for
spring examination, Course the
4 most complete. Our students re-
ceiVed highest grades in last exam
nations. Salaries $500 to $500.
Address with stamp, giving age,
height and weight, ~
: Central Corresponding College,
Y !. >s. (. #s.t indianapolis, Ind.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
DRINK HABIT CURED

Permanently and thoroughly by Tx
Murray Cure. If you have tried Others
and failed, don't lose hope. Wewill re-
surn your money if you are not satisfied.
at end of treatment. Remember it is not
q gold cure, and leaves one in splendid
physical condition. Write or wire insti.
tute at our expense, stating exact tinae
when you will arrive. It is better to have
MS meet you at the train and avoid un,
scrupulous hack drivers who will take
you to the wrong place. Write for bank
references and booklet giving testimon-
tals and endorsement of the Murray
Cure. There are only two Murray Cure
Institutes, 1919 Nicollet Avenue, Min.
ueapolis, and 7$r .--'' ~
s .srs sq.s FARGO. ~. ID.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
TO Discourage SUICIDES.

IN Japan 9 fayorite method OF com.
hitting suicide II TO throw ones sell
over q waterfall Police ara 8 stationed
at several waterfalls adjacent to tha
titles. Near one IL them Id eonsDi.
esious sign bearing these Words: 40
not drown Yourself here. Il Intendsng
suicides are warned that Heaven dis.
approves OF the utilization of this VA.
sterfaH for the Burpose. This is cert.
ned On the best prjestl5' authority, and
serious corseque nees Id the hereafter
are guaranteed, 70 drown here Id alss,
forbidden by the asthorit les. Il
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

No PHI is as pleasant and positive az
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. These
Famous Little Pills are so mild and
effective that children, delicate ladies
and weak people enjoy their cleansing
effect, while strong people say they are
the best liver pills sold. Never grippe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
New York and Return $3.50

Account of Merchants Associations
Spring Meetings the Duluth, South
Shore & Atlantic Ry., will sell tickets
to New York and return at $3.50 or
Feb. 9th to 18th, inclusive, and March
9th. Return limit thirty days from
date of issue. Sleeping car reserva-
lions at 430 Spalding hotel block,
Duluth. A. J. Perrin, general agent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

WANTED--By Chicago Mail Order
House, assistant manager, each
county. $4,000 weekly and ex-
penses, expense money advanced.
Position permanent, experience un-
necessary. Address Manager, 1874
:. Lake ST., Chicago. ."e r.. =.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

Advertisements under this head will be in.
serted for ONE CENT A WORD each inser-
ton. No publication for less than 15c. Cash
must accompany out of town orders. g.
Advertisements in this column having letters
or numbers MUST be answered through CORE.
spondence. ~ ~! =. E :, T. ~ - i : ::
To insure publication of advertisements in
these columns copy must be in before $3.50
p. m. ,@f., .,F., -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

AGENTS = Luminous municipalities,
signs, numbers; readable darkest
i. nights; easily sold; profits large;
samples: free. Wright Supply Co.,
Englewood, Ill. ..... .Es.... ... 49,.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

Austin Logan has just killed some
nice corn fed beef and will sell it by
the chunk or by the quarter. :.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
n -
HELP WANTED-FEMALE..

WAll Y [tEi women to, take
charge of local territory for manu-
facturer, also travelling manager.
Salary to start $500 paid weekly,
expenses advanced. Miss Camp
Y bell. 80 Dearborn, Chicago.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

W 1'1,s a EsIsaD girl Tor general house
work IN small family. Apply at
st. Georges rectory on Mandan
Avenue. .s y .sz. \. 5s.i45 s NJ 4 {
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
HELP WANrEr-MALE.

WANTED-Strictly high.grade man
as state manager large corporation,
established 20 years, doing bust
ness every state in Union. Salary
$A100 for 1912 months per year and
commission. Minimum investment
$1,000 in company and highest
references required. Supt. Agen-
cfes. Wilbur Stock Food Co., Mil
waukee, Wis. + 4 +. /.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
Hay.

IL you want nice bottom hay, see
Wachter's Dray b Transfer Company
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10
EMPLOYMENT WANTED.

Man Ma. and woman with two children
81 wants a place to work In country.
Prefer q place where there are no
small chill ren Address w. 6.
Brown, Bismarck, N. d. SsS.. 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

WANTED Girl for general house
work. Mrs. r. H. Treacy. ].
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-10

BISMARCK CHAPTER. NO -
Meets hrsa and third Fridays In each 1885, =,
a. Masonic hail, Dakota block. Enms 49, n
falconer, w. NJ: Hattie Skslton. Secr .4 =