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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-09-28
IF It's a Repu .a.Ion

You are after, Whites Cream Vermi-
the best of all worm destroyers, and
for its tonic influence on weak and
unthrifty children. 1t improves their
digestion and assimilation Of their
food, strengthens their nervous sys-
tenn and restores them to health and
vigor natural to child. If you want
a healthy, happy child get a bottle of
Whites Cream Vermifuge.
Sold by A. B. Shelton.
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sation does not interest you, merely
from the expression of your face. You
know what Nine de Stael says on this
point. She remarks that the true con-
versationalist always studies the ex-
preston of her listeners face. Not
that 1 consider myself good CONVEX
sationalist. oh, no! But etc.
Endeavor to have your literary allu-
sions as wide apart as i sssible. The
next time you call. for example, you
can wait until the subject turns on
money ut is sure to turn on money
at some period and then you can re-
mark:
you know what Jesus, the Son Of
Sirach, said, Give me neither poverty
nor richest"
Your listener will probably not know
that you are quoting from one Of the
apocryphal books Of the Old Tesla
ment picked up by chance on side
table in the library, but if her thought
could be put into words she would
probably exclaim: what breadth of
learning! Why. he knows NINE. de
Stael and the B.blew And unconscious
ly you will be given credit for much
that lies between these two points.
1t is a good rule to take from books
that are not too well known. The well
known obvious books swim around on
the surface of our thought. But ref
erence to the uncommon volume may
not inaptly suggest to the mind of
your nearer that you have been diving
for it.
If you are walking in the country
with a friend, for example, you can
stop and say as you view some distant
scene:
81 feel like eXclaiming with Alger in
his 'Solitudes Of Nature 'Ah, how
beautiful"
The fact that every writer on nature
has probably written "Ah, how beauti-
fulv' somewhere, need not detract from
the merit of this quotation as long as
you give the name and title
The rule is this: First catch your
author Let him be standard if it hap
pens, and semi-standard whether it
happens or not. Read three or four
pages at random. No author who
knows his business has ever let three
or four pages go without giving an
idea. Then use your memorandum
book. But be not too hasty. Read at
least page in front of the idea and
a page after it. This gives you the at
mosphere.
To acquire a reputation for culture
each idea should be packed in its
atmosphere. 1t keeps better.
TOM MASON.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. A. Potter, who
have been visiting their sister, Mrs.
r. H. Minion of this city, returned
to their home in Chicago Yesterday
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misunderstood.

De Riter-WOuldn't you like to read
this new book of mine?
Kandor-NO, thank you.
De Riter-It's Cleverley's latest nov.
ell. l just bought it
Kandor-Oh, let's have it. l thought
you meant you wrote it-CatholieI
Standard and Times.
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A certain doctor of divinity was a.
customed to slip down a side aisle ..
the conclusion of his service and ba ..
the door of exit to greet the peonle .,
they passed out. He was especia1lv
cordial to strangers.
One Sunday he extended his hand =,
a young German woman. who in Nv
swer to his inquiry said she lived in ,
certain suburb. The minister then to,S
her he would like to call and SEQ no,
some time. whereupon the girl, with
blush, stammered:
please, sir, I've got young man,
-Lippincott's Magazine.
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Dangerous.

Mrs. HOrnbeak lin the midst of her
reading)-Mercy sakes alive. Here is
an item about surgeon over at Bic.
gerville remOvin' an epithelioma from
a mans lip.
Farmer HOrnbeak Well. | sh'ud
judge it was about time for people to
quit using such long words when it re-
quires a doctor to git 'em Out.-Puck.
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They Had One.

"Why, Tommy" exclaimed the Sun.
day school teacher reproachfully, you
don't even seem to know what the b.
BILE isl"
"Oh, yes, l do" replied Tommy ats
the thing you press autumn leaves in
Minneapolis Journal
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SHIP CARLOAD OF BUTTER
Blue Mountain Creamery Sends Out
$4,000 Pounds to Spokane,

That Pendleton is rapidly becOm-
ing recognized as a wholesale center
is shown by the fact that the Blue
Mountain creamery yesterday shipped
to Spokane one carload or $4,000
pounds of Blue Mountain creamery
butter from the creamery in this city.
This butter has accumulated in cold
storage during the dull summer sea-
son and was today sent to the mar
ket Of Spokane where there is a
sharp demand for dairy products
East Oregonian.
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Never Gets By.

Il always hate to pass an ice cream
saloon when I'm walking with nv
girl"
when I'm out with my girl I've
never happened to pass one
THAT'S strange. How do you man.
age it?'
Il don't manage it; she does. She al.
ways insists upon going in."-Catholic
Standard and Times.
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Ct. G.. Schneider
optical Specialist Is East Main Street
Office Phone 353
Residence Phone 1921
Eyes Tested
Glasses Fitted

Many prominent visitors from out
side points will be in the city Fair
week. 1t will be an excellent time,
Mr.. Business Man, for you to use The
Statesman's advertising columns.
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Constant Growth
PROVES
GOOD SERVICE

From June 2Sth, 1905, to September
9th 1906, our deposits increased from
s13S, 100000 in the past Is months This
increase is evidence of our reliability
and progressiveness We are not too
big for the little depositor, and not too
little for the big one.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-09-28

If you want all the news of YOUR
home city read the Statesman
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-09-28

Try a Statesman Want Ad."
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Mr.. and Mrs. P. A. Potter, who
have been visiting their sister, Mrs.
r. H. Minion Of this city, returned
to their home in Chicago yesterday
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TALES ABOUT WRITERS.

The late Henry Hariand is said to
have received $4,000 from one OF his
novels. but his manner of working
killed him.
M. Jusserand. the French ambassa-
dor to this country, is voluminous
author. whose works abundantly show
the thoroughness of the writer.
Dr. William Henry Drummond, he
poet of the French Canadians, has
given up his medical practice and gone
Into copper mining in the dominion.
A volume by the well-known Italian
tenor, Signor Caruso, containing Garlic
atures of members of the company as
well as the STAFF is attracting much at
tention. The singer will give the prof.
Its OF the sale of the book to the tia
liam Benevolent institute and its hos
pital.
Bliss Perry, editor of the Atlantic
Monthly, is appointed to a professor
ship in English literature in Harvard
college. a chair which has remained
vacant since 1866 and which before
that time was occupied by George
Ticknor, Henry Wadsworth Longfel-
low and James Russell Lowell.
The poets corner" In the cemetery
of the Alexander Newski cloister in ST.
Petersburg has been augmented by the
grave OF Myrrha Lichwizkaya CYibert).
one OF the few Russian women who
have attained eminence for their poet
ry. She was the daughter Of promi-
nent lawyer in st. Petersburg, where
she was born in 1859. In 1896 her first
volume OF poems was issued three
other volumes followed Her verse is
characterized by oriental touches. and
her favorite theme is love.
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A BUSY WOMAN
Can Do the Work of or 4 If Well r ed.

An energetic young woman li1ine
Just outside OF New York, writes:
Il am at present doing all the house
work of dairy farm, caring for 2 chill
dren, a vegetable and flower garden. a
large number Of fowls, besides manae-
ing an extensive exchange business
through the malls and pursuing NV
regular avocation as a writer for sew
eral newspapers and magazines (de-
signing fancy work for the latterl and
all the energy and ability to do thhy
owe to Grape-Nuts food.
1t was not always so. and a yea,
ago when the shock OF my nursing
Daoy's death utterly Frustrated me and
deranged my stomach and nerves so
that l could not assimilate "a much
as mouthful of solid food, and was I'm
even worse condition mentally. he
would have been a rash prophet who
would have predicted that Il ever
would do so.
Prior to this great grief had suf-
Iered Tor years with impaired digcs-
tlon' insomnia, agonizlng cramps in
the stomach, pain in the side. cons,i-
patton and other bowel arrangements.
all these we're familiar to my daiIy
lie. Medicines gave me no RELIEF
nothing did, until few months ago
at friends suggestion, began to use
Grape-Nuts food, and subsequently
gave up conee entirely and adopted
Fostum Food Coffee at all my meals.
To-day am free from all the trou-
pies have enumerated My digestion
Is simply perfect, assimilate my food
without the least distress, enjoy swe..
restful sleep, and have buoyant feel.
ing or pleasure in my varied duties In
tact' am new woman, entirely made
over. and | repeat, owe # all TO
Grape-Nuts and Postum Coffee.
Name given by Postum Co. Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's a reason. Read the liffle
book. The Road to wellviIIs," in pkgs
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Patterns Nos. 5597 and 5262.-Unusual
style distinguishes this smart design for
costume A close-fitting lining is sup
piled and the fronts roll back to form
tiny revers of velvet. The full length
sleeves are finished by deep cuffs
trimmed with narrow frills of Valen-
ciennes lace. If elbow sleeves are de-
sired the cuffs may be omitted and the
edge finished by the turned back cuffs
Of velvet. The nine-gored skirt is a very
desirable model. 1t is cut with a wide
sweep at the lower edge and a close ad-
justment is given at the top by the
stitched down box-pleats. Crepe de
Paris, chiffon, broadcloth, colienne, veil
Ing and cashmere are all available for
reproduction. The medium size will re-
qufre two and one-eighthy yards of 44-inch
material for the waist and six and seven
eighths yards for the skirt Ladies' Waist
No. 5597: Sizes for 80, "a, SO, 3S, 40 and
AZ inches bust measure. Ladies Box
Pleated Skirt No. 1852: Sizes for %, "a.
26, 2S and 80 inches waist measure. The
above illustration calls for two separ-
ate patterns. The price Is ten cents for
the waist and ten cents for the skirt.
This pattern will be sent to you on
receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders
to the Pattern Department of this paper
be sure to give size and number of pat
tern wanted. For convenience, write
your order on the following coupon:
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One Too Many for Them

short time ago a gang of riveters
was sent to do some work on a bridge
In course OF construction. They got
lodgings and started to board them
selves; but they began to think the
landlady was helping herself to their
food, so they thought they would try
and catch her. Seeing new potatoes
exposed for sale at a grocer's they
bought some, and having counted
them, they gave them to the landlady
to cook for their dinners. Each man
was to count how many he got; but
to their surprise, when they lifted the
cover of the dish. they found the
landlady had mashed the potatoesl
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ATTACKED THE HEART
Awful Neuralgia Case Cured 70 Stay
Cured by Or. wlllisms'
Pink Pilln.


Neuralgia in any form IL painful blt
when it attacks the heart It'll frequently
fatal. Complicated with indigestion Of
. form that affected the vital organ 10
threatened serious consequences in an in
stance just reported. The case is that Of
Mr.. +. l.. Graves, of Pleasanthill, La,
who tells Of his trouble and cure an
follows:
81 travelled considerably, was exposed
to all kinds of weather and was irregular
In my sleeping and eating. I suppose
this was the cause Of my sickness, at
any rate, in May, 1905, I had got so bad
that was compelled to quit work and
take to my bed. / had a good doctor
and took his medicine faithfully but
grew worse. gave up hope of getting
better and my neighbors thought was
surely going to die.
II had smothering spells that it il
awful to recall. My heart fluttered aud
then seemed to cease beating. could
not lie on my left side at all. My hands
and feet swelled and so did my face.
After reading about DR.. Williams Pink
Pills in . newspaper / decided to try
them and they suited my case exactly.
Before long could see an Improvements
and after taking few boxes was en-
tirely cured. / am glad to make this
statement and wish It could cause every
sufferer to try DR.. Williams Pink Pills, -
DIR. Williams Pink Pills do not simply
deaden pain; they cure the trouble which
causes the pain. They are guaranteed to
contain no narcotic, stimulant or opiate.
Those who take them run no danger Of
forming any drug habit. They act
directly on the blood and it isonly through
the blood that any medicine can reach
the nerves.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists or will be sent, postpaid, on
receipt of price, 80 cents per box, six
boxes for So so, by the DIR. Williams Med
icine Co., Schenectady, NY.
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The girl who is fastidious to the
point of observing little niceties is
chary in her use of perfumes. She
never INDUCES in those which come in
liquid form, except to put few drops
in the bath water, and those in pow
dered form she selects with the great
est care and never by any chance
those that are at all aggressive. The
1mmoderate use Of heavy scents is in
most execrable taste. 1t suggests
blowsy hair and cheap imitation jew
elry, and is distinctly to be avoided.
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There are many professions open to
women; but there are not many men
who have perfected professions for
themselves. For that matter there are
few men clever enough to originate
new lines of work. Yet that is what
Chicago woman has done. She is
Mrs. a. Il. McCrae. She has not
named her profession and has no Off
cial title. She might be called a sta.
ton beautifier, for her work consists
In making more pleasing to the eye
the station grounds and buildings
which mark the ways of railroads.
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Giants play part in the mythology
OF almost all the nations of Aryan de-
scent. The Greeks represented them
as beings of monstrous size, with hide
Gus countenances. and placed them in
abodes in volcanic districts. whittier
they were tabled to have been ban
ished after their unsuccessful at
tempt upon heaven, when the gods.
with the assistance of Hercules. i'm.
prisoned them under Aetna and other
volcanoes. But modern history re.
flutes nearly all the stories and leg
ends concerning giants. even those
OF few years back
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A naturalist says: Men and ami
mails are born with a propensity to
light. is there in the whole range of
the animal creation one animal that
does not fight, If it has sense enough
and powers of locomotion. Oysters
and clans can not fight. If their or
gan OF combativeness is not wanting.
they have no use for it, They even
devour each other, and may be said
70 eat themselves, for, changing their
shell and stomach every year, these
remains are generally the first morsel
10 glut their new system"
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Mrs. Stockbonds-John, we Will
cave to get new air carriage imme.
diately,
John-Why. my dear. the one we
haze is practically new.
can't help that. When | was out
Tor a hy this afternoon the Van der
Billions Car went at least 100 feet
higher than mine could. and they de.
liberately kept their shadow over me
The whole timei"-American sDscta.
tor.
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HPreditX-

Il know I'm losing my haip early In
life," says the young man, passing his
hand over his bare scalp; but my
father and grandfather became bald
at 20"
An" comments the pickle-nosed in
dividual, who is always thinking up
such things, then you are the heir to
their hairlessness." - Magazine OF
Fun.
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Two deer appeared in winsted.
Conn recently. and. frightened by
an approaching team, leaped through
the plate-glass window Of ) s. wy
cocks dry goods store. The crash
OF the glass awakened persons living
in the vicinity of Lake and Main
streets, who ran to their windows in
time to see two does run up Main
street. They crossed Mad river. dis.
appearing in the direction Of Highland
lake. Mrs. VI. 3. Hall, who saw the
deer jump, said that neither animal
touched the sidewalk going or com
ing from the store.
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Nowadays practically all the Cali.
fornia honey is extracted before sale.
me reason for this is that the wax of
the comb is proved to be absolutely
lndigestible, is beyond the action of
acid and is absolutely tasteless. Fur
thermore, aside from the half given by
the pure food laws, it is not as easy
to dilute honey as one might sunnose-
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A Chinese newspaper, the Chung
Hua Pao. prints the following "a
special correspondent at Fengtien
writes that about the beginning Of this
month Japanese imported some
5000 Japanese widows, whom he Of
fered for sale. either as domestic ser
wants or as secondary wives. at GO
cents catty 0A pounds avoirdu.
Dois). Photographs are first shown
10 intending buyers. who then make
their selection, and the woman is
weighed and her value calculated The
only condition is that she be allowed
- retul1s home once 10 three years.
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During Queen Anne's reign there
was shown in London and other parts
OF England most peculiar anomaly
German giantess without hands or
feet who threaded needle, cut
gloves etc
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EMPHIS was In .
fever of excite
ment. Rumors had
reached the city
that there had
been an uprising
among the Hebrew
slaves in the clay
pits and brick
yards, that many
of the Egyptian
overseers had been
killed and that the
Hebrews w er e
swarming over the
10 n a nI,tn Inrino
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Last year 1,2S5 tigers, $3.50 PAN
theirs and loepards, 1000 bears and
2.OS6 wolves were killed In India: OF
snakes-the real scourge of India
no record is possible and unfortunate
~ comparatively few are DESTROYED.
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Like Work

80 ne failed as teacher OF phvs,cai
culture?''
Yes; nc tried 10 have his pupus
saw wood instead OF swing dumb bells"
Houston Post.
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For the adornment of the city back
yard of ordinary size nothing is more
suitable than old-fashioned mixed Dor.
ders, where anything can be planted,
and bouquet cut every day without
the effect being spoiled. The back
yard of city of % or 80 feet is am
pie room for a garden of those an
nuals that are easily grown from seed
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Quite a number of congressman are
announcing their purpose TO retire
And there be many who will retire,
although they are not announcing the
fact
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Too Sham

Enquirer Tin Geographical Museum,
What is that tool something like a
pickaxe2
Goaker-Oh, that's a miners lancet
Enquirer-A miners lancet?
Goaker-Yes, what he opens a "veln"
with
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There is no place like home" Refu.
gees from Vesuvius are said to be al.
ready moving back to their old places
on the mountain sides.
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Al the age OF 81 there died in 1898
a clerk OF the Bank of England who
was said to have been nearly seven
and one-half feet high.
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Pattern No. 542S.-A modish shirt
waist is here pictured developed in blue
linen. Three box-pleats and groups of
small tucks ornament the front. and the
back Is left plain. The sleeve is in the
latest shaping. quite full at the top and
gathered into a straight cuff. Mohair,
albatross, silk. linen and madras are all
suitable to the design. The medium
size will require two and fve-eighths
yards of 36-inch material. Sizes for 81.
"a, IS, 3s, 40 and AZ inches bust meas
ure.
This pattern will be sent TO you on
receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders
TO the Pattern Department of this paper.
BE sure to give size and number of pat
tern wanted. For convenience. write
your order on the following coupon:
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That gun crew on the Pennsylvania,
which made II hits In a minute ought
to be signed by some astute baseball
manager.
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There Is always disposition In
those who have them to claim that
gray hairs are more a mark OF suffer.
ing than OF age.
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A Good Brand

Agent-Do you keep a burglar alarm
an-at-door-Yes.
What kind is it?"
Half bull and half terrier Detroit
Free Press.
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(Copyright. 1893, BY W. 5. Edson.)

Scripture NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 5:1-1s.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-26
A Hallelu,ah Wedding.

A Salvation Army wedding. which is
known as a Hallelujah wedding. will
be conducted by Major Harris OF Den
yer at the Y. M. G. A. gymnasium on
Wednesday evening. August 1. The
parties to be married are prominent
members of the Army in Canon City.
and for the benefit OF the Army work
an admission fee Of 25 cents will be
charged. and In addition to the we'd
ding a regular religious service will
be held.
Be sure to come and see how the
Army does 1t. and also see who It is
that is getting married.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-26
Cnll for Sewer Bond.

Notice is hereby given that bond of
Sanitary Sewer District No. 1, of Can
on City, Colorado. numbered 80. Is
called in for payment at the office OF
the City Treasurer Of said Canon City,
In It's hall. 331 Macon avenue, in said
city. That after the tenth day OF Au-
gust, A. D., 1906, said bond will cease
to draw interest.
Dated this nineteenth day of July,
A. d. 1906.
r. B. MOORE,
City Treasurer of Canon City, Colo.
First publication July 10, 1906.
Last publication August 3, 1906.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-26
wOEHLRRs LIST

3S5-acre ranch, fair improvements.
on the Arkansas river IA miles east OF
Garden City, Kansas. All bottom and
slope land, sub-irrigated. A fine farm.
clear. Will exchange for Canon City
residence property.
SOME BARGAINS
4-room frame, on Greenwood, cellar.
barn, etc. ................ 8lsuov
4-room frame on College, plumbed and
wired. On terms at. ........ II $50
4-room frame. on River street, good
condition. On terms At. .....t $50
6-room frame. on River street, GOOD
condition. On terms 1t. u 200
4-room brick, shed kitchen, barr and
chicken house. cellar, fruit, etc: or
terme ~ ................s.s
We have many bargains IN resi-
dences and ranch properties.
". + WOEuLIR
1xAL ssTAT4 IMsvn1 e 1N!Cr, LOANS