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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
STOMACH PAINS
o.. Williams Pink Pills Brought re-
lief and Cure fer Splitting
Headaches as Wen.

Dr.. Williams Pink Pills, @. remedy
which has been before the American peo-
pie for generation, is still accomplish
ing wonderful results as is evidenced by
the following interview with Mrs. Ra.
chael Gardner, Of Wilsey, Kans.
1T was very strange she says, y I
never could tell what caused it and
neither could anybody else. For long
time had bad spells with my stomach.
The pain would commence about nv
heart and was so deadly agonizing that
would have to scream aloud. Sometimes
it would last several hours and I would
have to take Iaudanum to stop it. Be-
sides this had a headache almost con-
stantly, day and night, thatnearly crazed
me, so you see suffered a great deal.
And when think of the agony I en-
dured it still makes me shudder.
: Doctors, did you say? Their medi-
cine made me sicker. couldn take it
and I kept growing worse until n friend
advised me to take DR.. Williams Pink
Pills, and ! did. / began to feel better
and was soon wholly converted to this
wonderful medicine. 1t did me more
good than I had ever hoped for. I kept
on with the pills and now I recommend
them to all who suffer.
Dr.. Williams Pink Pills have cured
severe cases Of Indigestion, bloodlessness.
Influenza, headaches, backaches, lum-
bago, sciatica, neuralgia, nervousness
and spinal weakness. The genuine DR..
Williams Pink Pills are guaranteed to
be free from opiates or any harmful
drugs and cannot injure themost delicate
system. At all druggists, or from the
DR.. Williams Medicine Co, Schenectady,
NY, postpaid on receipt Of price, Sc
cents per box, six boxes for $3.50.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
Swords into q Flow.

During the centennial celebrat7on IN
Philadelphia in 1876 the members of
the Universal Peace union assembled
to celebrate the tenth anniversary Of
the foundation of the order.
A number of officers and descend
ants of officers gave their swords to
be made into plow as a symbol Of
peace. The weapons were afterWard
fashioned into homely agricultural
implement, which. however, instead of
being a pIov, took the shape of the
ordinary field cultivator.
This cultiVator may now be seen Ia
the hall at Geneva, Switzerland. Over
1t is an inscription giving the history
Of the implement.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
TERRIBLE scALy ECZEMA.
Eraptions Appeared on Chest, and
Face and Neck Were All Broken
out-cured by cuticGra.

~ had an eruption appear On my
chest and body and extend upwards
and downWards, SO that my neck and
face were all broken out; also my
arms and the lower limbs as far as
the knees. I at first thought it was
priekly heat. But soon scales or
erusts formed where the breaking out
was. Instead of going to a physician I
purchased a complete treatment of the
Guticura Remedies, in which ] had
great faith, and all was satisfactory.
A year or two later the eruption ap-
peared again. only q little lower; but
before it had time to spread I pro-
cured another supply Of the Cutieura
Remedies. and continued their use I'M
til the cure was complete. It is now
five years since the last attack, and
have not seen any signs of a return.
have more faith in Cuticura RENE
dies for skin diseases than anything
know Of. Emma E. Wilson, Lis
comb. Iowa, Oct. /, 1905"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
His Schema Marked.

It is related that certain man was
recently very sad because his wife
had gone out of town on visit,
which she would not shorten in spite
Of his appeals to her to come home.
He finally hit upon a plan to induce
her to return. He sent her a copy of
each of the local papers with one item
clipped out, and when she wrote to
find out what it was he had clipped
out he refused to tell her.
The scheme worked admirably! IN
less than a week she was home to
find out what it was that had been
going on that her husband didn't want
her to know about.-Pittsburg Press
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
lNEsRlETY A DEFINITE DISEASE
Physician Declares Use Of AlcoF1ol
Symptom Of Some Disorder

Toronto, Ont.-That the use of al
cohol is in most cases q symptom Of
some disorder and not cause was
the theory advanced by DR.. T. D. Gro.
theirs. Superintendent of the Walnut
Lodge hospital of Hartford. Conn, in
q naner on The Insanity Ct Inebriety, 7
read before the British Medical asso.
citation.
aThe term 4nebriety,'" declared DR.
Crothers, describes condition which
calls for alcohol for its anesthetic ef
feet, and il reality means disease
or 5isorder OF the brain, for which al
eohol is a most grateful remedy.
~ scientific study of inebriety in
dicate5 a definite disease. with dis
tincf causes, progress and termination
the same as other diseases
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

n ATTENDANCE. Thought surely I
would die. I changed medicine and be-
gan using Doan's Kidney Pills when I
was still in bed. The relief I found
was SO great that I kept on until I
had taken about ten boxes. The kid
ney secretions became natural and
after years Of misery was cured. !
have increased in weight, and show
no symptoms of my former trouble IS
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. z.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
Ma z. ear,

Bridget" said Mrs. Hiram Offer,
gternly, ION my way home just now
saw that policeman who was in the
kitchen with you 50 long last evening,
and took occasion to speak to him"
"Oh! shure, that's all roight, me-, am, !"
interrupted Bridget, "oi'm not jealous.
Oh hoy him cinched.o
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

"Cut out hot cream of tartar bis
cult used to be a common, everyday
remark among physicians when dis
cussing items of diet for their pa
tents. But alum baking powder bis
cults are never mentioned in this re-
speet. Why? Because it's the cream
of tartar that is Objectionable and in
furious, and yet there are some people
who today continue TO use the old
cream of tartar baking powder, and
wonder why they are always ailing.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
An.4hIno bug Friendly.

aYou astonish me. Your engagement
with Miss Welloph is broken, is it
Are the relations between you still.
sriendly?"
4 should say not! The relations b.
tween us are her relations, and they're
my bitter enemies. Chicago Tri-
buns.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
Subject for Another Lecture.

"oh, dear" exclaimed Mrs. Slap
dash, when they were finally seated
in the carriage, I've only got one of
my earrings on. I left the other on
my dressing table,
"Huh!" grunted her husband, .just
like my lectures on your earelessness
in one ear and out the other
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

yCGI . \ > aiIC4 NA II JAAA
kidney disease. The
third year my feet
and hands would
swell and remain
pulled up for days at
a time. ] seemed
to have a constant
backaehe. Finally ]
got SO bad that ]
was laid up in bed
with several doctors
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
You Donr Fave to Wait.

Every dose makes you feel better. Lax
Eos keeps your whole inside right, Not enc
grippe IN full bottle. Sold on the money
back plan everywhere. Price 30 cents.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

WANTED.-For g. s. Army, able
bodied, unmarried men, between ages Of Il
aud s.; citizens of United States, Of good
character and temperate habits, who can
speak, read and write English; fer infor-
nation apply to recruiting officer, 136 n.
Court tss3z1 Memphis. Tenn: 236 Main, Jones'
boro. Ark, or TupeIo, Miss.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
a Harmless Laxative.

II you must take laxative, take a harm
less one Ldx-Fos does not grippe, therefore
does not .irritate Irritation is what does
the harm. Price so cents.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
States of Brazil.

Politically, Brazil is divided into q
states Gncluding the federal district.
but SO unequal is the division that
three of these embrace practically her
entire lowlands, as well as portion
of the western up1ands, and exceed
in area the remaining Is, which lie
within the highland region, except
for their narrow margins upon the
coast. These latter, however, contain
more than SO per cent. OF the popula-
ton.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
Prepared.

stubb-What kind Of shoes are
those you are wearing.
Cogger-Walking shoes.
stubb-Walking shoes for automo,
bile riding?
Cogger-Yes. know my machine
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
son, ethina Wronq.

why did you fail to show up for
the performance last night asked
the soubrette Were you Sick"
NO., replied the comedian,
wasn't exactly sick, but felt funny.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
First Coins Were Brass.

The first coins were struck in brass
about 1884 B. c., and in gold and sill
yer by Pheldon, tyrant of Argos, about
862 B. C.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
e easegy a Boasssaezs in
NV Husbands Homo

was my situation for sixteen
long and weary years because
Of my physical infrmities.
had severe pains in my side,
constant headache, weak back,
subject to habitual miscarriage
and was . generally broken
down wreck. Several doctors
tried to better my condition, but
were unsuccessful. Yet, this
condition IS all changed, and
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

Don't worry over trtfles. II you must
worry, pick out something worth while.
then get busy.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

DO you think it pays country peo-
pie to take in city boarders?" Ger
tainly, as long as the boarders don't
find it out.s-Baltimore American.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
SICK FOR TEN YEARS.
Constant Baekaehe, Dropsy and Sc
we're Bladder Trouble.

Fred W. Harris. of Chestnut st., JET
ferson, Ohio, says: For over ten
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29
- - q GERsTLE's
IL 8 FEMALE PaNAcEA

is responsible for the transfer
nation from the gloom Of sick
ness and suffering to the light
Of health and happiness. lam
strong and in good health and
can do my housework with sat
isfaction and pleasure. I be-
gan to build up on the first
bottle, and the final result IS
wonderful to contemplate. 1t
is only those who have been to
such depths of despair that can
appreciate the restoration.
MRS. ELLEN JACKSON
Crawford, Miss
This is JUS one letter. but We have thou
sands of similar ones. showing that 6. Z. P
IL the best Female Tonic and is every day
curing Painful, Profuse and Delayed Men
struation, Whites. all Womb. Ovarian and
Nervous Troubles. Don't fail to get a bottle
at once. 1t is sold under anoney-back
guarantee,
eERsTLE MEDICINE CO., Chattanooga, TENN
l AZ all Dealers. ia One Dollar Bottles.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

Just because man gives up dol
lar to hear a lecture downtown il
doesn't signify that he cares for free
lectures at home.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-09-29

LARGE PROFITS selling onr goods. Lire gents
hHEfJE Wanted. catalogue and PARTICULARS free.
NEW ENGLAND SUPPLY Co, Auburn. Maine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

marry. and drag the man and the wom-
an into a loveless alliance. Yet interna.
tional marriages frequently turn out
happily. In some cases they afford
both parties opportunity for service OF
which both countries may be proud.
The union between Lord Curzon and
Mary Letter was such marriage, and
the recent death Of the wife Is mourned
on both sides of the ocean. That the
late Lady Curzon did her part In the
work Of an Engllshman of power and
responsibility-oneo of England's great
est colonial administrators-is as cred.
liable to her and to her nation as II
she had been the wife Of an equally
notable American.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17
King Has Mania for Homes,

One of the manias of the king of
the Belgians Is building. King Leo
pold. who spends almost as much time
out Of his country as he does In It.
has several residences which he seldom
or never visits, yet he Is constantly
adding to them. He has fine palace
In Brussels, but when within his own
domain he prefers to spend his time In
the country. He is also the richest
monarch in Europe 30 far as real es-
tate is concerned.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

The island Of Juan Fernandez Is re-
ported destroyed In the earthquake
which devastated Valparaiso. II so,
1t will be loss that will be felt keen
ly by every boy, old or young. who has
reveled in the story of Robinson Cru
soc. Every admirer of that hero prob
ably has had at some time the secret
longing to some time visit the island
made real to him by Defoe's great tale.
It Is the Mecca Of boyish fancy. All
lovers Of Robinson Crusoe will hope the
island still stands with Its magic at.
mosphere of romantic interest.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

While there can be no doubling the
intention Of the British government to
henceforth dominate openly the Do
htical control Of Egypt as a part Of
the British Empire. the proposals Of
Lord Cromer clearly indicate that there
Is to be equal opportunity for all ma
tionalities and full respect for acquired
and vested rights. In other words, mod
ern Egypt is to be governed on the open
door principle 50 strongly advocated by
the United States In China and the far
East generally. While England will
rule. she does not propose to insist
upon any monopoly OF trade or fran.
chises. but on the contrary, extends
equal opportunity to all corners.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Paris green. the farmers weapon
against potato bugs and other pests,
has advanced in price nearly 90 per
cent In a year. The reason is the
flooding Of the arsenic mines in Wales
last year. Paris green is aceto- arsenite
Of copper. Arsenic Is the best insect.
eide, and constitutes the destructive
part Of arsenate Of lead. which has be-
come the most useful spray for fruit
and shade trees.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17
HIS Weak-End.

Mr.. Melville ingalls,, the Western
railway magnate, was induced by @
friend while spending Sunday with hin
to attend service at a church, the pastor
of which Is noted for the extreme
length of his sermons.
AS the friends were leaving at the
conclusion Of the service, the Boston
ian, with touch Of pride. inquired:
'Dr. Blank Is a most eloquent minis
ter, Is he not?"
VERY eloquent" was the dry re
Spouse of the railroad man, "but he hal
poor terminal facilities. "-Harper'l
Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Flies are one Of the greatest pests
that afflict mankind and the lower anil
mails. Long before the science Of bac-
of disease was originated flies were
supposed to propagate the plague and
many other diseases, and modern
c'ence has confirmed this theory. In
ORDER to test 1t the putrid remains Of
dead animals have been sprinkled
with a fine white powder and subse-
Quently flies that lit ON sick people and
on the dainty dishes Of the table have
beer found to have this powder on
thair feet. OF course, when there Is
an epidemic must convey the secre-
tioIs and excretions of the patients to
healthy people. Possibly this may even
be done by the flies lighting on food
which healthy people afterward eat
AS this evil Is, so far as known, only
occasional, flies do just as much harm
In the aggregate by torturing the do
nestle animals, as this goes ON all the
time. The sufferings which horses and
cows undergo in this way is sometimes
sufficient to make them drip with
sweat. At the same time their useful
ness to man Is greatly impaired. In
the summer time the horse could do
his strength in kicking at the flies
Cows also would probably give more
milk. Here Is an enormous economic
waste which has attracted surprisingly
little attention. If flies are to be ex-
terminated the most curious and most
significant thing Is that they are \
product Of human nature. When trav-
eleIs visit a region uninhabitated by
man they find no flies there. If they
live there a short time there will be
as many flies there as anywhere else.
The right way Is, of course, to exter-
inmate them, but In the meanwhile Is
there not some way by which the horse
and COW may be protected against the
pest? Several lotions and powders have
been invented which repel the files,
but they also injure the animal. What
Is needed Is some application which
Wi not hurt a horses coat and yet
will repel or mislead the flies. The
reason that nothing of this kind has
been discovered Is probably that the
impression prevails that such a sub
stance must be poisonous to the files,
whereas the truth seems to be that II
only needs to deceive them. Insects
seem TO be guided to their food by the
sense of smell. AS soon as anything
they IKE 10 volatinzed they swarm
to 1t from far and wide. Evidently Il
Is the odor Of the horse or the COW
dlffused by animal heat that attracts
them and the way to drive them of
Is TO disguise that odor 80 that they
Will not be led Alright No doubt this
is the way that fish oil and kerosene
repel them. All that Is necessary Ii
some lotion which kills the odor OF
tbs animal as effectively as these DIX
without injuring their coat or infam
Ing their skin. For all anybody knows
this substance may be something which
Is handled every day and Is as cheaI
as dirt.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17
Constitution to BE Reatted.

Common sense in dealing with the
old frigate Constitution Is in evidence
at last. The ship Is preserved solely in
response to popular sentiment, and
as a relic alone is she worth the water
she displaces. The public will approve
the refittng Of Old Ironsides with the
rigging and armament that she had In
tho days of her glory.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Millionaire Huntington. Of California,
recently gave his $4,000 automobile
10 his chauffeur. 1t seems he had been
able to go only seventy-f1ve miles an
hour in this machine and wanted to
GET 0 fast one.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

A Kansas clergyman will advertise
bin church. Isn't that legitimate mod
crn Interpretation Of the injunction to
Ego out into the highways and hedges
and compel them to come IMP
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17
scotIand's Fastest Runs.

scotland's fastest railway point-to-
point runs are from Forfar to Perth,
where the thirty-two and a half miles
are traversed twice daily in thirty two
minutes, which means a mean speed
sf S0-94 miles an hour.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

OF course. the intention Of the Stand
ard OIL Company, In Its attempt to
corner the denatured alcohol business,
IL 70 make the new fuel SO cheap and
popular that persons will prefer 1t to
kerosene and gasoline.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

John Lambert says Emperor William
IL the ablest man in Europe, bar none.
1t Is In order for g. Bernard Shaw
10 say some sarcastic things about
Lambert
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

The biggest iceberg ever seen, 200
feet high, was sighted near Newfound-
land. Can 1t be that the North Pole
has broken loose from Its moorings?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Emperor William thinks journalists
should be compelled to pass examina-
lions, the same as doctors and lawyers,
before being permitted to practice.
What In williams idea concerning
poets7
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Marriages between wealthy Ameri.
can women and titled foreigners do not
meet with approval from some sternly
patriotic Americans. The common sus.
picion IL that the money and the ttls
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

The Baroness Burdette- Coutts re-
Gently celebrated her ninety-second
birthday. The young man who married
her some years ago seems to be cheer
tul, too.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

A number Of people who were build
ing great hopes on their relationship
with Russell Sage are now kicking be-
cause he was such a close relation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Truly, as the Atlanta Constitution
says, "riches do not bring happiness
but they help to preserve 1t when the
bil!s come In.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

II is presumed, however, II the mat
ter were put to a vote. the people who
cart spell correctly under any systs,l
would win by q large majority.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

The Gar recently risked his life by
attending the funeral Of one Of his
generals. But he would be a mean an
archist who threw bombs at funeral
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17
A. Others See Us.

The Maid-Now there's Fred Hug.
gins. He's a man after my own heart
The MAXWELL, he's scheduled for Q
bitter disappointment.
The Maid-Why do you say thatf
The Man-Because you are heartIeaE
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Oklahoma points to her record break
ing crops as evidence that she expects
to become a self-sustaining member Of
the grand sisterhood of States
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17
Not That Anxious.

"I'd give a million dollars II I could
keep from getting bald"
"If you will rub a raw onion on your
hair every day 1t will keep 1t from fall
ing out"
"Geel I'm not that anxious to keep
my hair Houston Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

George Bernard Shaw says Christians
should not make fortunes. We know
of some who are not doing 30.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17
The Rest She Needed,

EYES," said Mrs. Popley, I'm going
to take the children away to the coun-
try for a month or So"
you'll take your servant girls with
you, of course" said Mrs. Nexdore.
"Most assuredly not I need a rest
myself. Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

The Rev. DIR. Stuart would "conslgn
politicians to an everlasting retire
ment." That Is one way Of putting 1t.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

Some persons collect cigar bands.
Russell Sage collected money. OF the
two, Sage was the more sensible.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-17

John d. Rockefeller is an advocate Of
the simple life. His rule ID to simply
get 1t and keep it.