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Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07
REGISTER NOW!

The attention of all Democrats is
called to the fact that the last day for
registration will be September 20 and
the last opportunity for transfer Is on
October ii. II Is important that all
Democrats get ON the registration
books.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Several feminine members of a Pc
culiar Los Angeles cult claim to have
received a gift of tongues" This
would ordinarily be esteemed work of
supererogation.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

The national Republican leaders have
decided that the tariff is not to be dis
cussed as a campaign issue. Isn't that
admitting that the Democratic argu-
ments for its revision are unanswer-
able?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Joe Cans is going on the stage If
some other occupation for conquerinG
prize fighters could only be found, pu-
gilism wouldn't be nearly so bad.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07
Pl-LineS and Pick-UDS
Waspish

The waspish waist is coming back
To change girls position:
So pretty soon the hour-glass maid
VIII be in style. Must we be 'fraid
She'll have a waspish disposition?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Surprising how such naughty auto
Gratis as Bosses Herrin and Parker
could knuckle down to Abe Ruef when
they found they needed Abe's votes.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07
A WHISPER

"I love you, dear" High in the tree
That spread its shelterins branches
near
II love you. dear
The gray mist rose from hill and mere,
But no rain fell for you and me;
'Tis such a happy thing TO see
The sunshine through the clouds ap-
pear
When Some one whispers tenderly,
II love you, dear
Florence Josephine Boyce in August
Lippincott's.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

A nice brass bound collar has been
presented to J. N. GilIett. The inscrip-
ton bears the names of the givers, Abe
Ruef and the Southern Pacific railroad.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

The garbage carts are to be bathed
and fumigated. But the garbage will
be as noisome as ever.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Cruz roar. Think what happened in
their hearing yesterday.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Again the stencil of San Francisco IS
rotton politics hangs over the state
Republican ticket.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Boss Herrin and Boss Parker are
wuzzers; Abe Ruef is the real 1T.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Now the Democrats will name real
man who will become California's real
governor.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

George Bernard Shaw has been cured
of socialism by a rich wife. That's US
ually a sure cure.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Ruef's dominance of the Republican
party is enough to make the sea waves
sad.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

No matter how fine a fellow Gillett
may be, the brand of Ruef on him
damns him.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

A farmer is said to have swindled a
lawyer in st. Louis county. The rural
free delivery of mail seems to have been
a great educational factor.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

If Abe Ruef is "California's foremost
Republican," God help the rest of the
party!
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Better owl cars at and a. m. than
not at all. Remember that.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Song popular in Texas: "Bill Bailey,
won't you get in line?"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Owl cars will start Monday Nigh
workers walking is nearly over.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07
Population Of Los Angeles. l,463

Kowtow to Abe Ruef. the Republican
Joss.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Has California become a pocket
borough Tor Abe Ruef?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07
Real Spelling Reform

don't much approve of this spelling re-
form.
That is, If you figure it broadly;
My mother tongue suits me as we'll as
the next;
think that the changes are tawdry.
But 1 will admit that in minor respects
Some changes In spelling are needed;
Not such as our Teddy would order as
make
They're not the reforms Fte conceded.
What / want is simplihed cognomens;
such
AS changes In Mayme and Sayde;
With Maybelle and Edythe and Daysye
and Mae,
And olyve and Bessye and Maybe.
If Teddy will tackle such fool things as
this.
And leave our fine language its sta ation;
He'll win the support of conservative folk.
And earn peoples thanks DER the
nation w. II. G.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Kicker-Has Subbubs been success
full with his garden?
Bocker-Yes; l think he must have
raised enough cabbage to smoke.-New
York SUM-
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Ii you are built right, you can look ar
honest man or pure woman squarely in
the eye. Can you do it?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

That Chicago doctor who advises
women to smoke in order to counteract
the injurious effects of tea probably has
a remedy up his sleeve to cure the in
furious effects of smoking.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Some people complain of the yellow
ness of certain newspapers but they
are not any yellower than the people
who read them want them to be. Don't
kick; quit.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Proud of His Country
Uncle John Mathews has got the
finest male calf In the country of which
he is justly proud.-Marion (Ky.)
Record.
Isn't this scheme of the Y. M. c. A.
to teach Esperanto close to lese ma
jeste?
The entire police force of Tonopah
has been fired. A new man will be
hired at once.
Wait till those F'renchmen who
Kissed his Blue Grass Bellies hear from
Col. Henri Wattersonl
President Palma might invite Weyler
over for a spell.
A magazine asks: docs it pay to be
beautiful" If 'It" is a homely woman.
she does.
The Thaw family is to leave Pitts
burg. Thatll help some.
A new rope factory has started in
Texas. For cigars or lynching ma
terial?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-07

Entered at Postoffice. Los Angeles. as
SECOND -class Matter.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18

snow ana wind, which become more ac-
centuated the higher the points attained.
one great difficulty Is that Il Is almost inn
possible to force the coolies who are needed
20 carry the camp equipment up to a suf-
ficientiy high point to make the tops OF
these highest SUBMITS attainable."
DR. Workman q convinced that the limit
of human endurance in extremely rarefied
air has been about reached. In his camp at
is.sss feet the whole party was kept awake
by lack Of air. They would doEe on and
then awake with a start. gasping for
breath. In his opinion. camps must be
established AZ heights of 1000 to 1900
feet TO attempt the final assault on the
SUBMITS; and at these elevations, he says.
sleep may be entirely prevented or inter
fered with by deficient oxygenation Of the
blood to such an extent that party would
be incapacitated from this cause alone
from going any higher.-New York Sun.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18
LEGAL PROVERBS OF CHINESE
They Appear 10 Have One 20 Fit
Every Case and some to
spare.


There is no surer test of the real feel
ings OF a people than their proverblai say
ings, those gems which on the stretched
forehnger OF all Time sparkle forever"
That China is no exception to this rule
might have been supposed even II we had
no direct proof. Proverbial expressions
are very common in China. DR.. Arthur
Smith says that common talk" the near
est approach to ''proverb" in Chinese, Is
literally in the mouth of everyone. from
the emperor upon his throne to the woman
grinding at the mill"
Native proverbs relating to legal affairs
divide themselves roughly into three
classes-frst those more or less common
to oil people, and dealing with that "onee
bitten twice shy" sort of wisdom which
leads = man to put up with evils rather
than 50 to law. Such for example, are the
followinG
II one family has a lawsuit ten families
are involved In calamity.
II but one word OF information against a
mat gets into the court nine bulloeks can
not drag IL out again.
Let householders avoid litigation, for once
80 20 law and there lie nothing but trouble.
win your lawsuit and lose your money.
Instances OF this kind might be multi
piled. But We must pass on to the second
class-those referring specially to the man
dsrins; and here Il may be said that
though the majority OF the proverbial say
inGs are not complimentary. there are a
| few TO bear witness TO the good that a
good man may DO even in an omClal ca
paeity. while others give pointed advice
e. e., Never beat II you must fine. IL you
do. all fines decline" Most. however as ia
natural. deal with the seamy side. The
following are a few specimens:
! No punishment on the bench, no law be
low IT,
! Deceive. but don't insult a mandarin.
Mems hearts are like iron, and the ruie
/ OF the mandarins like q furnace.
Even an honest Chih-fulmay. during th'
three years term Of ONCE. saves ten my.
Rad snow white tales OF silver.
Before he comes into once he reproves
thousand faults; after he cores into once
he commits the same himself
Quickly pay your taxes, even II he should
empty your purse; then on viii be mos
happy.
Wishing 20 criminate no diniculty will b,
met in nnding a pretext
OF ten reasons BY which a magistrat,
may decide a case. nine are unknown 4,
the public.
With only right to back you sure the va
mems lack you
Xamens are deep as the sea- and theil
eorruptions lofty as heaven.
In life beware Of yamens; in death beWar,
Of hell.-North China Herald.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18
DEAREST WISH GRATIFIED
How General wheeler secured the
Favor of Service in the
Philippines.

The death Of General Joseph Wheeler re-
called 20 John l. Shaw of Pittsburg the
hard time he had to get the veteran cav
airy leader to PittsburE a few years ago
to address the Americas club on Grants
birthday.
He wouldn't so except upon the order OF
the commander-in-chief OF the army" said
Mr.. Shaw in telling about It, I'VE got
the order and he went making one Of the
best patriotic speeches I ever heard.
"Colville-poor fellow, he. too, is dead
went with me to see President Mckinley
to lay our troubles before him. We told
him that General Wheeler would not go
except on order from him.
Pulling his watch out of his pocket.
President Mckinley said: It's now IL 80
Have General Wheeler here at 30 and
we'll see what we can do with HIM.
I'VE bundled the general into carriage
saying to him President Mckinley had or
dered us TO produce his body at the hour
mentioned.
"on our way up to the White House the
general made US admit that we had planned
TO have him ordered to Pittsburg. Then
he asked us as a favor to ask the president
to send him to the Philippines. He said
that he had fought in every war since he
was old enough, and he wanted to die fight
ing for his country. The little old man
was very much in earnest and we prom
Used.
we stated our case. and then Mckinley,
assuming an offlcial tone, ordered General
Wheeler to report to me at Pittsburg on
April IS for further orders. We thanked
the president. and then General Wheeler
tugged at my sleeve, telling me not to for
get my part.
q Now, Mr.. President said, on behalf
Of the Americas club. of which you are a
member, We ask you that you send General
Wheeler to the Philippines. and order his
daughter along with him as a nurse
" Has the club acted upon this PROPOSE.
ton? the president asled. I said no, but
that it would. Then as president OF the
club called a special meeting, to be held
in one minute. Secretary Colville reported
that three members OF the club had ap-
peared. / called the club to order and !
| moved that the club ask the president &c
order General Wheeler to the far east
asked Colville how he voted. He said
| aye and so did /.
"'And 1 vote aye said the president.
Turning to General Corbin, who haC
come into the once while we were there
the president in an official tone of voic,
inquired IL General Wheeler could be useC
in the Philippines.
HE said yes.
"Tnereupou the orders were directed to b
issued. Corbin. saluted,- and as a last pre-
caution tho president asked Genera
I Wheeler II It was his desire that he b,
ordered to the far east.
"I fervently wish the service. sir sal,
Wheeler. salutinE.
"Corbin and myself are the only one
alive who witnessed that little scene in tn
once of President Mckinley, "-Pittsburi
| Dispatch.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18
VnattainnbIe HeIRhts.
STRANGE FACTS.

II seems strange that sometimes your
stomach or bowels won't digest your food
no matter what you eat.
IL may be the weather or Il may be Just
the state Of your general health, but in
any case. there is only one certain. safe
and positive method Of cure. and that Is
the proper use OF that universal remedy
for all forms OF dyspephc trouble OF dises-
tvs weakness. whether In stomach, liver.
kidneys or bowels-stuart's Dyspepsia Tab
let's
Strange II is, that in such little tablets
to be taken a few times a day. may lie
such wondrous potential possibilities, that
by their use the course OF a mans whole
lifS-yes, OF the world-may be changed!
Yet, who would not appreciate the fact
that n Napoleon had not been suffering
from Cancer Of the Stomach he would have
won instead of lost-at wateFloog
And stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets would
have cured this Stomach Trouble had they
then been invented. as they have cured
thousands Of others In the past ten years,
who have SUFFERED just ne Napoleon did
So you can readily appreciate that today,
by curing ell these people. stusrts Dys-
pepsia Tablets Is helping to get the world 8
work done, By people who would do worse
WIN - ANNa .NNAN eANhs ~ AAeA must De
having a great innusnoe. in a quiet way.
on the worlds progress.
They may. therefore. be elassed as one OF
the triumphs OF science. amongst other
discoveries. in medicine. mechanics. trans.
portation. etc.
Let this, then. remain In your memory.
fact upon which to act when occasion
requires.
When any organ IN your vast digestive
machinery gets out OF order. you have az
your command one OF the greatest In.
Venuons OF the age, in stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets. to put your machinery in order
again.
By 90 doing you will save much useless
fIietoR. add 20 the snergy and WORKING
possibilities OF your bodily machine, and
relieve yourself from suffering. disease
weakness. premature old age and death
All this is strictly In accordance with
The most modern teachings OF the besi
scientific schools OF health. hygiene ans
medicine, and II win be to your advantaS,
10 lay these facts 10 heart.
Don't hesitate. tn sguart's Dyspepsis
Tablstn today.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18

foot caught, 80 that he cannot extricate
it-at all events not uniil an approaching
train has had time to run over him.
II there happens TO he a mall car on a
train IN a smash-up, Il Is nearly always
crushed to pieces. About 900 mail clerks
are thus killed or wounded every year.
Speaking OF precautions. It may be nleu-
toned incidentally that the so-called cow
catcher on a locomotive. though originally
intended TO serve a useful purpose, is to-
day purely ornamental When locomo
tive strikes a man, going at the high speed
OF these modern days, It does not matte
much how he Is hit II is for this reason
because it has no practical value foi
throwins cows or human beings OF tbs
track-that the cow-ca tCher. where re-
tanned, has preserved its primitive FORM
Philadelphia Record.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS
.oe spraden has gone to Chicago.

Lee SpFauen mas gone TO sChicago.
Tom j. Foley has gone to. Fremont
John s. Collins has gonesto California for
an extended stay.
Mark sullivan OF the editorial stan OF
McClures Magazine stopped In Omaha
Saturday on hig way 10. Montana to look
of that publication.
Elmer j, Sunderland, an Omahe boy
was one 81 the American Boys club OF
Berlin which WAS especially honored or
Washington's birthday by an invitation
from Ambassador and Mrs. Tower 70 3
reception at the embassy.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18

~ FREE TO OUR FRIENDsi
We want 70 send to our friends q beautiful
French-designed. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX
hafd-enameled 81 eolorS. II Is beatty ~ ne
dressing table. Ten cents IN stamps is asked - 9
with which this dainty trinket Is loaded. ~
Send to-day, mentioning this paper. AqofeeS
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago OF New YORK.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18

-Whenyour Tongue is coated (kl2Ssss
When you have Heart SS$
burn, Belching. Acid Risings in ~
Threat.
When Pimples begin to peep out.
When your stomach Gnsws and
Burns.
That's the time to check coming Con-
siipstion, Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
That's the time to take a Cascaret.
One candy tablet night and morning,
taken regularly for a short time, is war
ranted to cure the worst case Of Consti-
patton or Indigestion that walks the earth.
One tablet taken whenever you suspect
you need it will insure you against 20 per
cent Of all ether ills likely to attack you,
Because 90 per cent Of these ills begin
in the Bowels, or exist through poor Nutri-
ton.
Csscsrets don't purge, don't weaken
don't irritate, nor upset your stomach.
They don't act like "Physic' that flush
out the Bowels with waste Of precious
Digestive Juice needed for tomorrow:
Bowelwork.
o,-they act like Exercise. on The
Bowels. instead. .t
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18
For a Good Complexion

They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract and propel the Food naturally
past the little valves that mix Digestive
Juices with Food,
They strengthen thess Bovehhuseles
by exercising them.
This stronger action. producing greater
nutrition from feed, brings back 10 the
BowstMuseles greater strength for self
operation.
The Bcwe-Musclss can thus,in . short
time. dispense with any Drug assistance
whatever,
cascarets are safe to take as often as
you need them. while pleasant to ca, as
Candy.
Then carry the little ten-centbox eon-
\ stantly with you in your purse. and
T take cascarst whenever you suspect
you need it.
One Cssearetat time will promptly
cleanssa foul Breath, OF Coated Tongue.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18
Terrible Dianster Averted.

The terrible disaster of nervous break
down, caused by dyspepsia, is averted by
Electric Bitters. soc. Guaranteed. For
sale by Sherman & Mcconnell Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18
Narrnn Enenne

from poisoning. caused by constipation. had
Mrs. Young Clay City, n. Y. DR.. Kings
New Lie pills cured her. Sc For sale
BY sherman 4 Mcconnell Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18

All druggists sell thsm--over ten mil
lion boxes year. for six years past,
Be very careful to get the genuine, rnade
only by the Sterling Remedy Company
and never sold in bulk. Every tablet
stamped "CcC."
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18

When you have anything TO trade. adver-
tise 1t in the For Exchange Column OF The
Bee Want Ad Page.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-03-18

ToR Clear Eyes
Ia Sweet Breath
Clean Tongue
IL Calm Nerves
Good Temper and
-Poiss
Eat a Casoarei Whenever you suspect
you need Il. Carry a little loe Emer-
vency box constantly with you, in your
Purse or Pocket
When do you need onsP
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-15
To RRnAcH oN EpucAgIoN.
pr. Rice Win Speak To The YQRng
 People Next sunday.

pr. Rice WfH Speak To The X0ung
 People Next sunday.
 At the Court Street Methodist church next Sunday morning at II o'clock pr. J. A. Rice. the pastor, will preach a special sermon on tho subject of Ed ueation."
 The sermon will be one that will appeal to every person in Montgom- cry interested in the education of the young people of the city; In the edu- cation which counts for something def mite, something real
 Dr. Rice is especially anxious that there will be large attendance of the teachers and pupils of the Montgom- cry schools and to these young people attending the business colleges and boarding schools whuse homes are elsewhere, most cordial invitation Is extended. Dr. Rice will speak espe- cially of the importance of being able to benefit others by imparting the knowledge gained at school.
 As there is only a few more Sum days before the conference of the Methodist church at which time Dr. Rice will have served the Court street church the allotted time, and he will be removed from Montgomery, he expects to preach each remaining Sunday on the Ysubject of "Eduuation," a matter which Is very near his heart.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-15
AnaersOn-Brown.

At o'clock at the home of Mir. R. E. Kirkland. a quiet but beautiful we'd ding was solemnized The home was prettily and artistically decorfted In smilax. ferns and palms, and beneath a love knot of tulle Mss Nieolena Brown and Mir. Frank Anderson were with impressive words, married by Rev J. D. McCann. The wedding march was played by Miss Mable Moore. and during the ceremony she played, f"Then You'll Remember Me-"
 The bride was attlred in rich bridal dress of white air line over white satin, and carrying brides roses. She Is a charming young woman and very popular, and the groom Is prominent business man. BecauGe of recent be- reayement in the brides family, only immediate relatives interested were present.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-15
GoIdthwaIte-wooa weddlng.

Troy. Nov. 14.-lSpe eciaL )--The First Baptist Church was in glad attire this morning at o'clock to celebrate the marriage of Miss Julia Wood to Mir. Charles Belchaw Goldthwaite, IT, poth of this city. Autumn leaves woYe q texture of color into the graceful dec orations of Southern sInilax, palms and ferns.
 Awaiting the coming of the bridal party Mrs. John F. selman rendered a number of selections on the pipe or gan, and "Ths Voice That ereathed Der Edenp was sung by Mrs W. l.. Davids, Mrs O. Worthy and Prof J. .P. Selman. Mendelssohn's wedding march was played and the ushe.s s led the way to the altar. They were Harry Wiley, Martin Folmar'S Louis Corley and Lowrie Sturgeon,
 Miss Annie Nell Wood, sister of the bride, was maid of honor She wore a