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comes into Washington Is not uniformly In
fected with the disease germs, the general
source of the evil must be sought even fur
Their. What is 1t that sends typhoid oaciiii
Into all sections OF the city. and into tho
houses of all glasses of the people?
This is not fly time and the little house
pests are scarcely to be charged with re-
sponsibiiity for the wide spread OF the
cases. for their range OF activity Is slight.
and open sewage Is not to be found. in all
parts OF Washington. Nor Is 1t likely at
this season that the flies are sufficiently
numerous to carry infection within the
houses of patients. through the careiessness
OF nurses in the disposition Of excreta-
Furthermore, most of the houses of Wash
ington are well screened.
If not Potomac water IL not milk. and II
not flies, what may be the cause of the IN
creased prevalence? Uncooked vegetables
and wells remain. The latter may possibly
be eliminated by the health office records,
provided they fail to show that the pumps
are centers of prevalence. The vegetables
cannot be thus checked on Garden prod
ucts are used In all quarters OF the DISTRICT
and by all classes of the people. Despite
the warnings of sanitarians. many vegeta-
bles are still eaten in a raw or only par
TALLY cooked state, thus inviting disease
transmission. Salads are especially or
character to spread typhoid.
1t is now proposed to close all the pubic
wells in the city. save in those parts where
the people, having no Potomac service. de-
pend upon the pumps for their water rms
would be perhaps wise measure OF precau-
ton. Meanwhile, there should be rigid
scrutiny of tho milk supply. through ire
uuent tests of the milk itself and the con-
slant inspection of the diaries and, as far
as possible. the dairy farms.
The. problem Is one to attract ana ehiist
the unremitting labors of the health omcer
and his assistants. and If the Commission
ers believe that better results can be scored
by the enlistment of special experts they
should promptly lay the matter before Con
gress and ask for an emergency fund TO
defray the expenses OF a reliable sclentihc
inquiry this summer into the cause OF tue
typhoid prevalence. The public health oe-
mands the most thorough search for the
root of the evil
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-10
A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING.

From the Boston Traveller
association of newspaper huulorists Is ap-
propriateiy in annual convention at phila-
deiphia. Question whether any other city
on the continent has been more useful to
the jokesmifhs.
FroF' the Colorado Springs Gazette
Count Boni's salary as a member of the
French chamber of deputies is 81 800 a
year This pays for his cigarettes; the
Gould pension pays his other expenses.
From the New Orleans Times Democrat
Twenty-Five United States senators are
estimated to be worth Sf71 100000 Some of
the others are not worth talking about.
From the Jacksonville Times Union
Mr.. Taft is waiting for another Judge TO
retire from the supreme bench before try
ing to take his seat
From the Philadelphia Evening Telegraph
]. Pierpont Morgan denies that he has
bought the Kann art collection for 5000
900. Gee. but it must make you feel good
to be able to make denial Ike that.
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A PACKINGTOWK TALE.

Once on time a falr-haired boy.
Whose name was Billy Gray.
Had worked in Packers sausage NJ!
At nifty cents a day.
Now, Billy was a thoughtless lad.
And he was careless some,
So 1t was not surprising when
The chopper got his thumb.
The chopper didn't stop TO think
How smoothly and complete
IL took of careless Biliy's thumb,
But went on chOpping meat.
Ali kinds OF meat ana BIlly's thumb
The chopper chopped that day,
And Billy went 10 see The boss
To hear what be might say.
s'I'm sorry" said that kindly man,
When Billy told his tale.
"And yet. my boy. IT'S not all bad.
There's good we cannot fail
To find ia this. If We but try;
And though you suffer pain.
Yon know that what Is loss to yoa
is your employers gain.
w. j. hampton, in the New York World
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A Convert.

Swingin' in a hammock,
Underneath tree.
Lookin at butterfly
An llstenin' TO the bee.
Didn't like the thing at first.
When them city folks
Brought it here. We thought it was
One Of their pesky jokes!
Mandy thought she'd try it.
An then 1 took swing;
Seemed to keep time to the tune
That the angels sing.
Clear forgot the mortgage,
Didn't care for crops.
Says /, Mandy, let her keep
A-swlngin' TIL she stops!''
Never till that moment
Gould l see the charm
That the people sing about
or life down on the farm
Livin' In the country's
Good enough Or me-
Swingin' in hammock
Underneath q tree
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SHOOTING STARS.
Appreciate

"One has such sweet and restfui mo-
ments in the country remarked the senti-
mentalist.
Occasionally" answered the man whose
tastes are entirely urban. When / go to
the country it makes me feel sweet and
restfu to think l don't have to live there
the year round
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Her Comment.

On Ethics as a Social Power,
She spoke, the sweet girl graduate.
Her eIoauenee for half an hour
Progressed. convincing, though ornate
And then imagine the distress
To hear her whisper to her caum,
Mid the applause: Say. Bess, 1 guess
That that was speechifying somer'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-10
THAT TIRED FEELING.

Having read Messrs. Reynolds and Nell
On the packers ways, somehow we feel
Not the usual delight
or good appetite
OF any old sort of a meal.
indianapolis News.
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Enbarrasging Attentions.

"A dog, said Meandering Mike. is one
o the few animals dat'll foIler q man
Yes" answered Flooding Pete. "One
was foIlerin' me yesterday SO fast 1 could
hardly keep ahead of it,"
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That PackingtOwn member of the House
who declares that there Is nothing offensive
about the stock yards odor might do the
public a good turn by giving his recipe for
getting used to it"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-10

BY boiling all the water and sterilizing all
the milk and thoroughly cooking all the
vegetables and killing all the flies the
average person may become fairly immune
from typhoid fever.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-10

The man who tries to save time by run
ming In front OF moving street car risks
only his own life. but the fool who rocks
the boat has wider sphere Of destructive
ness
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Doubts as to the loyalty of the Russian
army will not be received with entire skep-
ticlsm. The Russian soldier was never
rated very high as ardent patriot.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-10

The President has signed the de-natur-
ICED alcohol bill. and at the same time is
trying to prevent the packers from pro-
ducing de-naturized meats
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II the House and Senate wish to turn
from disagreeable to pleasant things let
them take up the inauguration change-of-
date resolution and pass it.
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Pretty soon the summer hospital service
will be enIivened by the result of the care
less combination Of crabs and Ice cream in
the same dietary.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-10

rival Bryan reception in New York
headed by MIR. Hearst may somewhat con
fuse the question OF the returning ones
conservatism.
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Encouraging Him.

You say Miss Lexington likes to hear
you read poetry"
Yes answered the seif-approving youth.
''She says that no matter how serious
poem is, it sounds funny when l read It."
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Premier Goremykin may be inclined TO be-
lieve In the resignation rumor If he hears
1t coming from the direction of the czar's
palace.
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If free alcohol is going to put the coal
and fuel trusts out OF business will some
good scientist please find reliable way to
thwart the beef trust?
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Chairman wadsworth's skepticlsm re-
garding that sliding hog will not go far
toward restoring public confidence in the
packers cleanliness
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-10

AT latest reports DR.. H. Bascom Weaver
of AshevilIe. N. c.. had not received a fed
eral appointment.
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Mr.. Bryan will probably admit upon land
ing that circumstances" sometimes have
very loud voices.
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Some women" said Uncle Eben, mot
only wants der own way. but dey wants
de privilege of blamin' DER husbands fob
lettin EN- have it. If it don turn out
right
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a combination of water meters and high
rates is calculated to put Washington in
the grimy class.
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John Sharpe Williams retirement from
the House of Representatives would leave
a picturesque vacancy
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G. L. K.-No. we would not like to make
such sweeping statement. Every man
with turned-up nose hasn't been through
Packingtown. Some cases are Celtic and
others coneenital.
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ETHEL-what is the latest fad In jew
elry? A golden clothespln worn on
tho nose is quite the most recent thing
The fad originated in Chicago.
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WHITE RIBBONER-I heard the other
day of a man who was on a perpetual jag
for thirty-five years. Didn't he hold the
record? A.-Not by a long shot John
Paul Jones has been preserved: In alcohol
for more than a century. But then John
Pau. always did have things come his way.
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lin this column win Be answered all questions
OF q proper nature submitted to The Star. To-
quirefs should write side of the paper only
and address their letters TO 'Uncle yaspeT. star
Office. In Of dif3c1lt conundrums answers may
be delayed for a week or tuo. Consequently 1t
may be advisable for all Questioners TO watch this
cniu frfIw \
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INDIGNATION-Is 1t -true-as- charged
that DR.. White of st. Elizabeth personally
three automobiles, four horses and
two buggies? A.-Not at the same time.
Indig, not at the same time. Even the
superintendent of an insane asylum has
his limitations.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-03-13

Nat. B. Weinberg, whose good work
as a. Humane officer in California
has made him we'll known all along
the Pacific Coast, is in Honolulu and
| intends to establ a Humane So
| ciety here.
Mr.. Weinberg, with his wife and
child, arrived in Honolulu a short
time ago and the family will locate
here permanently.
For nine years he resided in San
Jose and for the greater portion of
that time was a most active official
of the Humane Society of Santa Clara
County, where he prosecuted hundreds
OF cases of cruelty to animals and
only lost one.
Mr.. Weinberg, despite his short stay
here. has become impressed with the
necessity for systematic humane work
in Honolulu. The treatment of horses
by Asiatics has appealed to him par
ticularly. He has also noticed many
| horses being driven in a totally unfit
| condition, some with large gall sores
| under their collars and others as bad
as crippled with spavins and other
complaints.
His idea is to have people interested
in the movement confer with him in
order that some definite action may
be taken in the matter. Later on he
intends to appeal to the Supervisors of
the county for the commissioning of
Humane Officer whost sole work
shall be the detection and arrest of
those guilty of cruelty to animals or
children.
Many of Weinberg's San Jose cases
make very interesting reading. He it
was who undertook the reforming of
Bessie Barclay, the sixteen-year-
adopted daughter of Judge Barclay of
Los Angeles. The young lady was
morally right her main claim to no.
toriety lying in the fact that she was
bent on wearing boys clothes and
| leading a sort of Tom Sawyer career.
All the hayward boys and girls in
Santa Clara County know and love
Nat, and although not professedly a
reformer he has in the past exerted a
powerful influence for good among
the younger generation, wherever he
has been.
Weinberg was the terror of all the
0OsOcOsO9OSOS O0OSOeOSCSOsc
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menageries that passed through his
county, one of his contentious being
that a beast in a cage, whether coyote,
monkey or bear, should at least have
room to turn round.
He once prosecuted and convicted
Snowman for combining a seven-toot
bull snake in a four-foot box, arguing
that the snakes captivity was cruelty
to animals.
During the past six years he has
handled heartrending cases of cruelty
to animals and children, the deprav-
ity of some of which is unbelievable.
Although little of stature, Weinberg
is possessed of an iron nerve and has
the reputation of being able to take
care of himself when trouble threat
ems, trait which has stood him in ex-
Cellent stead in several experiences
when carrying on a crusade on behalf
of dumb animals.
Nat. Weinberg will undoubtedly find
work for him here in the interests of
justice, humanity and kindness to
''our dumb friends" and to defenseless
children.
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It Gives Almost Instant Effect.

1t Gives Almost Instant Effect.
'As soon as I take a little of Patre,s
Celery Compound I FEEL ALI. RIGHT
calm, strong and cheerful. 1 have
told many a friend how it cured ms
In less than week when 1 had a con-
slant sickness and weakness, and was
totally unfit for active work The first
DAY TOOK Paine's Celery Compound
the great Improvement began."-G. w.
Serry, Galesburg, III.
Palne's Celery Compound. the cele-
brated Nerve Vitalizer and Tonic, cures
qulekly-braces and invigorates at once.
NO other remedy in the world is like
II. All doctors know its famous for
mula, discovered by the great scien-
list of Dartmouth University Professor
Edward E. Phelps. No other remedy
has stood so firmly the searching test
Ut time. No other remedy can point to
so many and such marvellous cures.
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mtgee TO William o Smith, Fore Affdt;
lots 1. and blk H of r P 1916 kul
1878, Kapahulu, Honolulu, Oahu. B
276, AT. Dated Feb %. 1906.
E G. Ferreira to Charlotte Ferreira,
A NJ; mtg G H Kentwell on lot "a and
E half lot % blk re of Dairy tract,
Kapahulu, Honolulu, Oahu. $500. b
275, o 499. Dated Nov 81, 1905.
Hamakua Ditch Co Ltd to Honokaa
Sug Co, Agr1nt; to furnish water dur
ing operation ditch contract, Hamakua,
Hawaii. B 2S4, Is. Dated Jan "A,
1906.
Honokaa Sug Co to Hamakua Ditch
Co Ltd, Agrmt; to grant for 81 20 fit
r w for ditch, etc, across lands, Ha-
makua, Hawaii. B 2S4, Is. Dated
Jan "a, 1906
Hamakua Ditch Co Ltd to Pacific
Sug Mill, Agrmt; to furnish water dur
ing operation ditch contract, Hamakua,
Hawaii. B 2S4, &c. Dated Jan "a,
1906
Pacific Sug Mill to Hamakua Ditch
Co Ltd, Agrmt; to grant for 81 20 TT
r w for ditch, etc, across lands Ha-
makua, Hawaii. B 2S4, p 26. Dated
Jan "a, 1906.
John Fitzgerald and VT to Mrs Anne
liza Nakapuahi, d; por r 1850 kul
3S7, Church st, Hilo, Hawaii. $500.
B 277, p 442. Dated Aug 81, 1903
Jose G Henriques and WI to Ethel
Wallace, D; pors gr 867, 6 pcs land,
bldgs, etc, Waipunaula 1 and 2, etc,
S Kona. Hawaii; int in Ieaseholds,
Kiloa / and 2. etc. S Kona, Hawaii;
int III IA acr land, Waipunaula 1 and
2, etc, S Kona, Hawaii. $500. 3 G77,
p 443. Dated Feb "a, 1906.
Melania (w) to Paulo Kaai (k), d;
kul 50S7, bldgs, etc, Aliomanu, Ka-
waihau, Kauai. $3.50. B 27S, p Isl. Dat
ed Feb 5. 1906.
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BEAD THE aOvERTTSER
WORLDS NEWS DAILY
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Recorded February %, 1906.

Gear, Lansing & Co by trs ct al to
j Alfred Magoon, D; lots and blk
80, lots 8, 4, 9, 10, H. II, IA and Is, blk
SO and lots 1, 2, S, z, 9, 10, II, II and
ID, blk 81, kaimuki tract, Honolulu,
Oahu. s4666.67. B 277, p 439. Dated
Dec %, 1906
J M Dowsett and WI to Alice G Holt,
d; grs 1854 and 1878 bldgs. etc. Young
st, Honolulu, Oahu. $4,000. B PIT, o
40. Dated Jan 20. 1906
Alice G Holt and hsb CIV d. to ]
M Dowsett, NJ; grs 3454 and 3573, Young
st, Honolulu, Oahu. $3.50. pB ZIG, p
444. Dated Jan 20, 1906.
Charles H Ramsay ct al by aft of
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UNCLAIMED LETTER LIST

List Of letters remaining unclaimed
at the Honolulu Postoffice for week
ending March Il, 1906:
Aiken. Miss Erene Loggie. MissEdna
Is Martin, D r
Baker. C Mcbride G H
i Bush Maria McLane, P
| Campbell. Mrs D Matthew, Rev
! Carter, Thos Mellen. Miss Marion
| Charlie, 3 Meyer. Miss Ester
| Clement DR. E NJ Norman Albert
J Davis, Col Boston Miller. Miss Mary
/ Deadmon, VIM Miller, Mrs Frank
| D1ful, Francisco MOssman, Mrs
Dukes, Miss Katie Nicholson. G w
I Parker. H E
! Dunbar, Mrs Pollock T
! Dukes, Rev Richardson,
Edwards, Corwine- Everett
| Dean, & A Rotuma, p V
| Flynn, o Rueth, Miss Lena
| Folly, Thomas Scott, s F
| Genet, Mrs Chris Sheldon, H
| tina Spouel, John F
| Green, Mrs Luu- Spencer, Mae
| kia Thaver. p
| Hartwel, E Stead, ] W
| Hail. VIM f Wall, Mrs NJ
/ Heston Reno Watson, Mrs Alex
| HobSon, F NJ Webb r
| Irwin. " Webster Mrs w
| IngersoH, Miss An H
| ma White, May L
johnson, Otto White, Esther and
, Lane. Miss Elenor TINY
! Lane. VIM Fl Wilson, Mrs
Lee. Irwin Winge, DR.
Lewellen, Perry z CIaude&
| Lum bourg. Cornell Wright. T
us NJ Wallace K W
JOSEPH G. PRATT,
Postmaster.
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REALTY TRANSACTIONS

entered for Record March IL, 1906,
From a. m to D. IN.
Walho keliipio ct al to w G. Kapu D
w Napunawai Punikaia and W. to
Henry HALL eft al .. u
Maraea Ana to Frank Vieira d
E NJ Kamakaeha " a
Guilherme da Si1veira to E N
iiolhleS ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. NJ
Tom Wa Hoy to Tom Wal Kim. B S
Jennie Punohu admrx to Keawe
hdIud- l.
John Castro to D Coonradt D
d Coonradt and VT to G L Sam
SUI '..-...- ..-...-........... NJ
kaha Kane to Kalauhonua (w). D
Jose Dias to Mary G. Pereira B S
kahele Noeau and WI to William
T Robinson . .. M
Kahaunaele Bipikane to Sung Lee
LII " l.
HaWn Realty & Mat Co Ltd to HI
Waterhouse TT Co Ltd tr...A M
Pueo Kuaihi to Look Hook Kong
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Strong, Calm, Cheerful"

4 Feel All Right as Soon as Take d
Little Of the Great Remedy-It
Cured Me in Few Days.
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at the Honolulu Postoffice for week
ending March Il, 1906:
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Fever
rs

Honolulu has the improvement
fever. Nevertheless, it is a sign
of health. Tear down. the shacKs'
lower the fences, but, above all.
don't neglect to paint your prop
erty. Call on US and talk it over
with us. Our color artist will be
pleased to show you combinations
and quote you prices-prices that
won't break you, either.
The Washington times., 1906-10-28

Naturally you would" he re-
piled, "since you have never inter-
viewed any one but me-"
/ have been trying to decide ex-
actly what he meant by that.
The Washington times., 1906-10-28

to get engaged. There's always a
crowd around when I see a nice
looking one"
He looked at my mother, who
was seated near the window.
surely YOU do not refer to your
mother as "A crowd " he said, with
a labored attempt TO appear shock
ed.
Mother decided to take a hand in
the game.
Tell Mr.. Morse about that story
Of your engagement which was
printed in"
"WiH You please butt out" said
firmly to her. q am doing this in
teryiewing Here, you can be my
cartoonist," / added, handing her
pencil and paper.
elsie has been studying Miss
Stahl for an imitation she intends
to put on soon" said mother TO my
subject" land she is still in the
atmosphere of The Chorus Lady"
Chat was to crush me because l
said butt out.O
'These interruptions must cease,
l declared. hammering on the arm
Of my chair for order. How long
have you lived in Washington?
Twelve years, of and on" ne
admitted.
Poor man. I said sympathetical-
Iy. And where do you live when
you are here?"
at that dear Y. NJ. c. A." he re-
piled with a young Rockefenerish
expression.
what does that mean-Young
Manicurists Cannot Attend?"
The Washington times., 1906-10-28

"who were they?"
''I rise to a question Of personal
privilege" he said, land besides the
ladies have shown themselves
averse to newspaper publicity-eN-
cept through the press agent
stories worked off on the palpitat-
ing public by unsusPecting country
newspapers"
THE Names" reiterated, with a
Lady Macbeth manner.
mo. 1. Maude Adams"
"Her reason?"
Managerial policy forbids her to
talk for publication"
eco on"
"No. .. Maxine Elliott"
The Washington times., 1906-10-28

Struck with the generosity t this
offer, Immediately phoned hin that
he was on, but that as 1 was , lady
and he was not, it was only p roper
that he should come to my zlpart-
ment In the Willard and give Iz'e his
views on burning questions Of the
day. At fifteen minutes after the
hour we agreed upon he was III sher-
ed up to the third floor and I re-
ceived him with becoming con dial
ity.
Have some candy" / said, = s he
made himself comfortable, land
YOU may smoke if you wish"
Having thus put him at hisa ease
The Washington times., 1906-10-28

arranged my note paper, selech ed
a soft pencil and took a seat OFT 20
site my caller.
"How do YOU like your pro.te s.
siOn?' l inquired.
He made an eloquent gesture = Of
protest and a look of panied SUI r
prise swept across his face.
You're in wrong" he said ssar-
rowfully. Pardon the correcti 81 l,
but you have made no note of how
] am dressed
1 bit my lips in cmbarrassment.
The Washington times., 1906-10-28

a corner OF the fifth Aoor labeled
Newspaper Row. and held up as
horrible examples to the other IN
mates"
At this stage Of the conversation
mother handed me her first and-I
hope her last-cartoon (which is
reproduced on this page). It was
drawing of Mr.. Morse and myself
engaged in conversation. I didn't
think very much Of it. It's hor-
ribly ugly" commented. And
you've got his nose on my facet"
How very shocldng!" he ex-
claimed.
"Our conversation threatens 10
become frivolous" I said severely.
Let US return to business. How
do you like interviewing actors?'
81 try not to think too much
about it."
''Of all you have interviewed, who
do you like the best?"
Actor or actress?"
well. let us say actress"
after today, the answer is OBJ
vious."
you didn't have to say that" I
told him, "and besides you are NOT
interviewing me. Do you ever get
turned DOWN."
Not if I get near enough to talk
soothingly to my victims"
How many have you failed to
see?"
'NIust I answer that?"
Certainly"
Three"
"Men or women?"
"All women