Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1906-12-14
A FEW ELECTRIC SARRKS.
by our associate editor. }

Inc more the negroes In the North
talk, the sooner the northern will
begin to syrpathize with the south
about the negro problem.
Gov. Magoon declares that he has
must pleasant position in Cuba. Pro-
badly thinks that he has life job of
paclfcation.
President Roosevelt has advised Mr.
Shonts, to "pay no attention to criti-
cism.' He might now hand slice
OF the same advice to his Public Prin-
ter.
The N. Y. man who insulted Count
Bonn by offering him a $40, 900 job,
should now offer the insult to some
American who will pocket it.
"Tammany Hall never lost anything
in fight for principle' says Richard
Croker. You bet 1t never did. 1t
never was in that kind of fight.
If young Rockefeller continues to
teach that Bible class, he may furnish
some more illustrations like that Of
the Beauty Rose for Mr.. Bryan to ex-
plain to the people.
The wireless messages from Louis
lana were little confused but they at
least made it clear that the ship was
coming this way and the President
was on board.
If everybody in San Francisco work.
&c. as hard as the grand jury has been
compelled to do, the town would soon
be rebuilt.
When Senator Tillman is about to
deliver lecture, he is not afraid of
threats or any other kind of advertis-
ing.
Just let this thing of centralizing
railroads alone a little while, then
Mr.. Bryan can condense the issue by
urging government ownership of Mr..
Hartman.
San Francisco and Pittsburg are in
close contest for the head position in
the "horribIe example," class.
A Chicago man 1magines he is dead
and has turned into an automobile.
Imagine he's searching, probably.
The fanatics who will lionize those
negro murderers, will undo all the
good Of the Presldent's lesson.
"Mr. Hearst stands ready at all
times to respond to the call of his
party says Chairman "Fingy" Con-
nors. And it is his party too, for he
bought it and paid for it with his
Town money
w. R. Hearst reports that he paid
S256. $40 for running second to Hughes.
By the way add 2, 5, 6, 3, Z, O.
The U. S. Treasury is going to have
the time of it's life lodging the ship
subsidy.
And now some of the Apaches also
want to 60 on the warpath. There is
beginning to be serious doubts. about
the supply of warpaths being equal to
the demand.
There are fourteen editors in the
Missouri legislature. Fourteen editors
ought to be able to show Missouri any
thing.
Senator BENZ. Ryan Tillman refused
to be sat upon or even glared at.
King Edward 9th is said to have
spent less than $40, 900 year. How
ever, it is long time between
Edwards in. England.
Of course, memrtap ons iesen
theorize about matrimony, but the
little winged god knows full we'll
that when a couple has that want-to-
get-married feeling it is condition,
and not theory that confronts them.
"Storage eggs are stronger, says
a market report. We have noticed
it.
Considering Marlborough, Roni and
Caruso, the home product is not SO
bad.
Rockefeller is getting as used to
indictments as the Sultan of Turkey is
to ultimatiums.
There is grave suspicion throughout
the nation that that Chicago negro
judge was countd out.
Even New York can teach foreigners
of the Gorky or Caruso type, that
they must behave.