New-York tribune., 1906-06-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Even as a child Emperor William. according TO
1.-The Springfield Republican" loved military pomp
1t delighted the little prince have the sentneIs
present arms TO him Sometimes he would out
not fully dressed to receive these honors Great
was his surprise one day when the sentinels took
absolutely no notice OF him. Burning with indigna-
ton, he rushed to his father and told him this
terrible fact with the utmost excitement. His
father listened with sympathy, and then asked, in
a tone clearly expressive OF doubt: Your dress
is in perfect order. hope. before you show your
self in public?" William answered. No" mo
sentinel is permitted to render the honors due
prince who IS not dressed entirely as prescribed,
calmly said ''Unser Fritz, his father Prince VIII
fam left the room, and since then sentinel has
ever seen him dressed otherwise than entirely as
prescribed"
Things That Went wrong.-Oliver Crimp. an
earnest young just out OF college, went TO a
thriving young city in Indiana and started news
oliver had no capital but youth health. strength.
Industry and ambition TO succeed. Moreover. he
Knowing these facts, his friends unanimously
predicted that within six months his newspaper
1t was-Chicago Tribune.
London had recently a novelty in breach Of
promise suit. at any rate in the evidence intro
duced The young people. having arranged to get
married exactly 10 weeks from their engagement.
kept tally Of the time by threading 10 squares OF
cardboard on piece Of string and taking one off
is a decided Improvement upon the schoolboy' s
plan of the number of days TO the holidays. with
one day crossed out every night. Incidentally it
may help the assessment of damages If a breach
results In this instance ninety-nine squares had
been removed when all over. and $50 was
claimed and awarded.
An Awful Thought-"A horrible thought has just
For gracious sake. what is it?"
suppose this investig ton mania begins the last
boarding house Ea fD1f1
American.
Missouri court decided that "a man who kisses
his wife night, noon and morning is a nuisance
IL KNOCKING PAID.
If knocking paid how easily
We might win freedom from caresI
The problems that are hard for me
An auto Of the highest grade;
With all my troubles Overthrown
Ia shout for Joy. if knocking paid.
q al e4oH the sh9 shtnss saesf shat s Pfs9Po do
Is finding that the worlds askew.
IA And q knocking at the things that are
A thousand times upon the clock
And dawdlcs meanly through the DAYS
Is never too inert to knock.
The one who Iabors all day long
With brawny arms and all his might
And, OH so little that is right
If knockng paid. his wife could wear
Fine gems upon her soft. white hands,
And there would be a palace where
His poor. unpainted cottage stands
Alas! that what is must be so
That all things are not otherwfsel
This world Is but vale of woe,
Where man must languish till he dies
The easy things not the kind
That cause the cares we bear 10 fade
do not doubt that should find
1t hard 10 knock. If knocking paid.
Chicago Record Herald
European newspapers have been printing adver-
tsements declaring it to be to the advantage Of
Count Montecucoll to make known his whereabouts.
AT last he brought to light in Siberia acting
railway guard Broken by wildness and ex-
travagance. he had had 10 quit the Austrian navy
and fee. Going from bad to worse. he had taken
the lowest rank the Siberian railway. It was
now his lot TO learn that his uncle head OF his
house. had died and left him enormous estates and
81, 900 600 a year.
Husband-Whst has become of those indestructi-
BILE toys you got last week2
wife-T'hey are out on the scrap heap along with
the indestructible kitchen utensils.-Life.