Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-09

Copyright 1906. by II. II. McClur
& Coz
Well. Sir" said Mr.. Dooley. Though
I'm an old man an an old batch at that,
nawthin' makes me more sad thin tn
Dustin up " a fond romance. FIR. as
Hogan says. tits love that makes tn
wurruld go round"
What ar-re We talkin' about?" asked
Mr.. Hennessy.
81 was thinkin' an weepin' over tn
onforchnit endin' iv ME young frind
Count Boney's love affair."" said Mr.
Dooley. 81 had a gr-reat Interest in
it firm tn beginnin'. / watched II
firm tn day whin Boney marched up
tn" aisle while tn organ pealed OFF
Mendelssohn's 'Weddin' March TO tn
hour whin he stepped out iv III back
window while the photograph played
4 Don't Care If Ye Niver Come Back.
An l say to We. Hinnissy, is there no
more romance in tn wurruld? Is love
extinct? Is marredge a failure? Must
we all go back to wurruk?
Count Boney. read be tn pa-apers.
is tn sign iv wan Nv tn most ancient
an haughtiest houses in fair Fr-rance.
His father was prominent polls officer
iv that country, bein' Marshal iv
. Fr-rance at wan time His club is
now in tn possession iv the family or
tn family pawnbrOker. an so IS his
badge an his hemlet TIL ancient an
naughty house, like NANNY others. was
not what ii had been. II needed re-
pairs. Wan tenant afther another had
sold tn chandyleers off tn ceilin' tn
carpet Off tn fiure. tn paper off tn
wall. tn lead pipe out iv tn plumbin'
ontil 1t looked as though II had been
leased 10 tn Dimmycratic Cinthral
Comfy or used for n socyal party iv
Pittsburg millyonaires. Whin TIL sign
Nv tn house come iy age. his father
called him to him an says he: Me
darlin' child he says. we have all tn
1ddycation needed to be a nobleman Nv
ye'er station. Ye ARE expert in dool-
in borrowin,' an pomadin' TN hair:
We play fine gone iv cards; We know
be thir first name all tn ladies iv tn
chorus he says. 'Ye require no more
schOolin,' an tits now ye'er jooty to
sthrike out an arne a livin..' he SAYS.
Alas he says. lin these deginrate days
on'y wan thrade is left open to our old
an illegal nobility he says. I allude
to tn always arjoos but sometimes pro.
fitable pro-fissyon " mathrimony. Here
in GU belle France he says. all tn best
places ARE took already. but he SAYS
do We set out fr America. that land
of akel opportunity Go there. shin.
ye'er eyes, an choose tn lady iv ye'eh
affections fathers blessings go with
We he says. An he says. in ordher
that We may have an INCENTIVE 10 in
dusthry. he says. me beloved son. he
says, I've rented ye'er ROOM he says
so tn Count frightened his stays.
had his hair curled, Redeemed HIS face
with Bloom iv Youth. penciled his eye
brows ontil he was tn picture iv a
Parisyan athlete or American manicure
an set out on his love mission. | ray
mimber whin he landed. TIL raypor-
theirs met him an asked him IL he had
amy baggage. 4 thought / wuddent
bring amy over said he. It's on'y
in tn way If We have cuffs We can turn
an he says. L expict to buy what
need in ye'er well-beloved country,
he says. 'Wry have We Gomez asked
tn gintlemen iv tn Press. 4 am in
love- says tn Count. I am devoured
with a divine passion he says. Here
in this land iv ye'ers lives tn womal
/ love- he says. 4 can't sleep or eat
ontil l see her. says he. let alone buy
amy clothes or joolry.' he says. An
what is the name " tn enchantress?
says the Knight iv the Goose Quill.
It's one av these says the lovesick
swain. projOocin' a long list firm tn
inside iv his hat. 'P'raps some iv ye
cud tell me about thin. The lowest
cud hurl me mad passion for would
be tin million dollars. but he says,
me foolish heart tells me l wud allow
twinty per cent reduction he says
FIR a blonde he says.
"It was a beautiful, simple coort-
ship. Tn Count cud be discovered
amy day settin' at his frugal meal
fev'rishly readin' the pages iv Brad
street on 'COortship an Marredge in
tn United States. His wOoing was
not all aisy. Nanny a fortune des-
tined FIR an English divorce coort
spurned him, an at wan time it looked
as though war might break out be-
tween France an England. But love
will find a way. whin it is ARMED
with Poverty and burglars tools. an
tn Count was not to be rebuffed.
Some years befure this there lived
in this country a great capitalist
who had succeeded be his own indus
threea n tn carelessness iv others in