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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-15

the 1outhern cities works hard every day
In the week except Sundays. there are
many drones among the eolored population
who DO not work whole week In year
and who depend on their wives for a living
Go anywhere south OF Mason and DiNon's
line. and u will not be long before you
come across a representative OF the drone
type. II the weather he warm and balmy
you will md him iounSing about the yard
or war,ien, yawning ~ intervals and likely
as not untangling mis- fishing lines or whit
ting q trigger for his rabbit trap. II II be
the winter season you can locate him In
doors with his feet up to tho hottest Goals
as he dreams OF the coming spring through
the blue pufIs from his dingy oorncob, Pos
ably no is wishing he could hibernate Ike
ia snakes and lizards. over In one corner
Of the little room his Wife Is lsbortns over
the washboard and singing hymn.
"Islk. haah, Lu." ya~ns the drone. lssiiy.
.whsa w ywine % hAb do Miss~ Gaddse.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-15

rub. his eyes and srumeles about The
nreahfes'
band" he says solemnly,
'Bahd wukin?' echoes Lucy,
"Sho'. Wasn't All ny way ~ de nlght
tryin' TO make big vinnin' In AZ game
10 Aid hah some money to buy VI new
dress. Ncbb@h had sech good luck IN nah
life. Why, ct one tim. An hss ssry body
cleaned out. en- M WAS vinreh IN bout
foahteen doliahs to de good" Lncy's eyes
open.
.'Fo,hteen do,iahs7 Which am e,-''
"oh All lost ct ag'ih Sam smiI dun
cseansd e; out wid seben. But All vas
irc<y ct fus'. Wouldn't b. surprised II
An dan win out on dat policy S(g. Owls
sn queer dreams. ~ know &.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-15
1pLM call 1 81 i1,r A6 6ERs9aD.


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wound haze ,oro Zinc o. u,,o % IN.
ghost. ~ ho an, a, ,h., .,o,,n .,on. a.,
u she helps, him, 40 she wen, to bed.
Esey was 10 s,op with mo. and w. won't
to bed. too. I don, f,nou how long
%. os,o.,, ,,,, .o,, IL ~.
woke M and heard some one down on
the .toop. I woke up Ezgy and said ia
he. nickel that Bob was trying TO scare
ms playing that real ghosts had come. and
that We would give him the .'pri-e Of his
life. Well. We sneakad OUT by the bsck
door and around TO the front. kccpips In .
,the bushes, and .ure enough thor. wo.
lBob-T mountaineering a m. al and FOOL.
ling at the window. Eg,, .,d r,. oou,,
hardly keep from l,n,h,,s ~, ~.
though, Of the s.,,,so ~. ,a,,,, IL. H..
Then we drew nm , ,,.n =, 800 -.
I'd tackle him low and h.rd ,,a 10
brought him down E,xr o. o. II, -.
b.ad and bo,d nj. a.. NJ. @ y" "''
foo, and cren, nm on a.. ~, ,,, ~
a kitten s,,sr 1,a..h
pudged Foo 90. , ""'"
mad. a long ,,,. -, s"vA'
MI. Loo. lao, - 49,. - nm. ".
With |. h,,,, -, ~. 80 mn Wv. mar"
h..n -. -. a., ""'' Won" nave
.,a L,. 4. -, WIS q" W" 'oo'oahee
b., r. ".e" no" 10 protect MS
%, =, ~. - M ,"e same ume bsgy
T,. -" ."' kr'pple" ms arms
DOM Won 90, rn,., ""' ! sum- ""'
.u,,
.:. 10" GET up Can't you
,.,u ,ne man; I'm out. When
-, ".', "sSh bon ! nearly lost
-, ~. c'""s 70 MS legs all !
M. wv Sn WIS nrlho'hR MS mead
~, -. inen we oo'h GOT
Tn.,. IT, "" 20" we yeheo Tor
-, . 80, We "erf snip.
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hofor. orr -. IT., "as Pa,s"s y"
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cho,,n. 4, nj, "n.i.ws ;. ....,u ~.
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ho,.,.u H.. 49,,
c.rrvin, !. l,vh, ,na NJ, CO., $500.
carving , narosoI Irnlis Tom toll on.
look n, IN. man and soId "W.n TN b.
~ Ths ron, ,h,, h. aid wen. wh,,
Pan. .,y, wb.r n. \. .r.ry much ,,,oc.
,.Led. Ue oot.d IN. .ho,oun In the
mans face and Bob took the mask on
the maN-sud he was a real burglar!
Mary made q little yell. but in another
minute was telephoniug for- the con
stable, &c y; :
Ty,av Mamma. Essy and I hearty Ind
A.. when W. saw TINT we md captured A
h,,v,or I'M, ~. were m, ~ near having a
A. n. tho burglar WINS. He looked nj M
an, bl,pt,.d and pu,ped. and rubbed HI,
GRO. and a, last he said 10 unkl. Tom.
a.. ,ho,s Via. ro,rs Cov.ro,r7.
az, p" said I-nkI. Tom, "Ne,i.w and
..,,,,"
..W.u c.,.,,or- ala ,,o h,,,,., ..u
4. a., 7 ,,a,,,, en-.
80 h,sl, ,,,I grown cons whom tho,
80 60 a., ha,a. ~. ,h.r. o.
-. m % .,,. m. f,or . 1s,n,nv with
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Wv" - ~. ~. a..
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~ 49,. -
we had our last game OF oaseoaii I'M
otner day' ior now we are gong int
Wscuce ~ tooto"''' WIN noo 10 coaen w
n"' tnat iast game was nerre' w na'
n~ o'nsr side oea'en mn'e we hau
chance with the umpire but pcy cam
to us and said that the umpire had De
ten cents we would lose 30 Esgy ana
the umnirP between us ana SAL
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-15
BY Edward w. Townsend.

-,. A.. ..., sver 1 ought 10
-. .,..,or Nth Dad and his
NV ca. 4. aud tho funny thing
49, s".p 80. h.. IN And II ont. as
a"o"' '". ~. .,.. .bsmed Of. I
w. 80. ~ . ,,nnr w,y. wa. going
iouno o". !" So. ho,,e--von rcmem.
70 my -" MA about. who can
oer S II, ~,.ht-vc,, was
play nI" -, A., 81 him IN
eoins to war; "e Cr.,.,, pob,,
chase sfone WIN nv o a.. a,,n. N
hsywaeon rue ""u "e ....,.a into
the butchees 70 se. % .,sna nv
real money ~. -, =, .or,...
Aunt Jane. lnat Was" ~" Ii. %,
because Essys mo'.e' W -. ,r.s IN.
Aunty, but tne cneeA WI" a.. %,
same amount Dnu se"os H. - h.
my board. sHd 20 !" $50 r..
sid Aunt Jane sen. NE "o 49,.
for that sum eacn Mopu"s' "". a., d.
had been any seW'ns VI NV, g. ,h.r
the morning Dnds cheN o'" u. ~.
I got home l asked Aa"' y 80 s.h.,
sent my boarn mo"es r..
sbd she ect REQ anu "'s.u tn. n.
knew she did' a'" ! 'o'o ".' .,,,v
said that u my peps "a"u " o., No,
A. and seno ne. oo go, nan.
own sisters cn'", u. -,an.r Thsn
couldnf MAKE ne' Wy la and
she said was 10 run """s NV" r,r,or.
not bother apout u'"s' WYNN
stand. ..,.
Those arc exactly 'ne ,e'y -
aiways like to ootner pPou'' 80
Miss MARY aoo"' w. nv. ~. ' =, chs
ash me which was nrs'' '.e ees ~
chicken. snd I'll ten you w, -" .,".n
me the mystery Of money a"h's 1870"
relations By marriage. 'ney "e ,,m.
than the eye OF need's' "pu ''".e wv"
cult than for an insurance o"'''' w '"''
through a well.' 49,
I thought that was rather mixing '"'"s'
for q school teacher, nut ! h' ne. w nv,
Hamilton she said. II your ,n'"e. ~"
not send money Tor your o""'o !" ""
Jane she would say he was ser'"se' ""'
u As..s
The Washington times., 1906-04-13
Doctors Say
Drink Beer
With T0nr Meals II viii Aid Diges-
tion as Well as Give IOu
an Appetite,

Doctors find pure beer one OF the
most reliable tonics. On account OF its
high nourishing qualities when made
from eight-day malt and choicest hops
as Pabst Beer is. 1t IS prescribed as a
superior adjunct to the diet OF the con-
valescent.
Pure, well-aged beer is a tonic. an ap-
petiZer, an aid to digestion, and a food
that is strengthening and nourishing-
Solid foods are injurious II partaken OF
toe. freely, because solids remain in the
stomach a long time and retard diges-
rion. Nourishing liquids such as milk.
soups or good beer quickly pass from
the stomach (physiologists say in about
45 minutes). MIX is @ per cent water
and Il per cent nOurishment Pabst Beer
is IS per cent steriliZed water and L per
cent nourishment. That is good beer.
the richest, cleanest. purest beer known
Pabst Beer is superior because IL is
manufactured by the exclusive PabSt
method of brewing-with eight-day malt
and choicest hops. the result of so years
successful scientific and practical re-
search.
want TO know we are drinking beer made
from best materials In perfectly clean
manner. When you drink Pabst beer
you are sure Of the best materials and
Malt is the soul of beer and when we
saw that the exclusive PabSt s-day
method of making malt gives more eX-
tract-more nourishment-than any other
malt YOU will know why il is that Pabst
Beer is superior. When we tell you that
from the time the mash Is cooked until
the perfectly brewed. perfectly aged
beer Is barreled or bottled II never
comes In contact with any air but stertl-
lied air and is never touched by human
hands, YOU will know @hy Pabst Beer
excels in purity and steanness-
These are reasons why doctors every
where recommend Pabst Blue Ribbon
Beer as always clean and wholesome.
as well as pure and refreshing.
The Washington times., 1906-04-13
SIMMONS AMENDMENT
PLEASES PRESIDENT
Roosevelt Asks Senator Nelson to Ac-
cept twill Eliminate Difficulty
in Temporary Injunction.

President Roosevelt discussed rate
legislation this morning with Senators
Nelson of Minnesota and Simmons and
Overman of North Carolina.
The President is much pleased with
the amendment of Senator Simmons.
and asked Senator Nelson, who is one
of the strongest Administration rate
Senator'S TO accept this amendment
Senator Simmons amendment aims TO
eradicate all difficulty In the matter of
temporary injunctions Ii provides
that all proceedings for preliminary in
functions must be taken before the rate
fixed by the commission goes into ef-
feet
The President said that he believed
an amendment of this character cou-
pied with another by Senator Bacon
providing for speedy facilitation by the
courts of all actions for injunctions.
would have the effect of preventing
long judicial delays.
The Washington times., 1906-04-13
Senator Allison Now
Advocates House Bill

A general aspect of gloom apparently
pervaded the advocates OF the broad
court review amendment TO the rate
bill today. They have made definitely
the discovery that Senator Allison OF
lava has taken the field in advocacy
of the House measure. and that he is
getting results. Last evening Senator
Allison and his colleague, Mr. -Dolhver,
spent considerable time at the White
House. and il is stated that the rate
question was under consideration
1t was claimed today that the House
bill is able 10 muster thirty Republican
and fully twenty Democratic votes This
decidedly disagrees with the claim of
Senator Bailey's supporters. But IL is
pointed out by friends Of the bill that
the Bailey proposition for Limitation OF
the injunction power does not go to the
bottom OF the matter now most in con-
troversy, and that as the real situa-
ton is made clear to them Democrats
are lining ap for the Administration
proposition.
The Washington times., 1906-04-13

counsel: but this could not be objected
to by people who believe in prayer and
Its efficacy.
Counsel denied that marriage is abso-
lutely and only state institution, as
was alleged by Mr. Carlisle. On the
other hand. the greatest church in the
nation regards il as absolutely re-
ligious ceremony.
Colonel Worthington defended the right
and the propriety of the Mormon
Church having an informal system of
courts to settle disputes for members.
AS TO the rule in regard TO candidates
for office being required TO secure the
consent Of the church. Colonel Worth
ington said il was originally simply a
rule OF the church as TO the higher off,
GERS of the church. 1t was promulgated
formally on April s. 1895. and as then
formulated was made applicable TO all
members of the church.
The Washington times., 1906-04-13
INJURED IN RUNAWAY.

Steam escaping from an engine near
Third street and Virginia avenue north
west YESTERDAY afternoon frightened a
| horse drIyen to a buggy i'm which Wal
ter Austin was riding The animal ran
| away and the driver was thrown out.
He received a severe scalp wound and
| was taken 10 the Casualty Hospital.
The Washington times., 1906-04-13
ASKS INVESTIGATION
OF ST. ELIZboETH'S

Richard p. Evans. attorney for the
Medical Legal Society OF the District.
has fled with the House Committee on
Rules a petition asking for that com
mittee's favorable report on the bill
introduced by Mr.. Clark of Florida.
providing for an investigation by the
House of the administration and con-
dition OF affairs at the Government
Hospital fer the Insane.
The Washington times., 1906-04-13
MRS. ShOOT COMES
10 THE HEARING
Interested Listener to Judge
,WOrthington's Defense.
AN ELOQUENT ADDRESS
Senator's Counsel Replies to Carlisle
and Scouts the Charge of
Polygamy-

The case Of Senator SmoOt was pre-
sented oy his counsel. Col A. S. Worth
ington before the Senate Committee on
Privileges and Elections today AS on
yesterday the committee room was
crowded u its full capacity.
Mrs. SmOct attended the session this
morning for the first time since it's long
investigation has been in progress That
she was 10 be present was made known
before her arrival, and she became the
center OF interest from the moment she
entered the room. She took a seat at
some distance from the Senator. with
whom she exchanged just the faintest
smile of recognition.
Chairman Burrows expects to get the
committee together in a very few days
TO begin the consideration of the case.
The committees consideration is ex-
pected 10 occupy considerable time, and
after that the Senate will have a long
and technical constitutional debate be-
fore IL will reach a vote. Action at this
session therefore. is thought improbable
Colonel Worthington's Argument
Colonel Worthington began his argu-
ment by addressing himself 10 the le-
ga: question of whether IL Is compe-
tent for the Senate to expel or exclude
Smoot by less than a two-thirds vote.
He insisted that ali the precedents hold
that the two-thirds vote is necessary.
This was the clear opinion of the House
committee and the House as developed
in the Roberts case. Mr. Carlisle urged
in his argument that the Senate may
adopt other disqualification than those
indicated by the Constitution. which Col
onel Worthington vigorously contro-
veTtcd
The speaker referred to the case Of
George @. Cannon. a polygamist. who
came as a Delegate. and was allowed to
serve. Senator Dubois objected to this
statement of the facts, insisting that
Cannon was excluded. The two were
unable to reach an agreement as to the
facts.
Contest Against Smoot.
Colonel worthington reviewed the IN
itiation of the contest against Smoot.
a minister named Leilich filed the
charge that Smoot was a polygamist.
The case would never have secured con-
sideration but for this charge; yet that
charge has been utterly disproved and
is not now in consideration. The case
as it stands has developed out of con-
ditions that in the beginning would not
have secured il a hearing.
Tracing the history of polygamy in
Utah. Colonel WOTthington showed that
II was practiced before the Mormons
went to Utah. in 1S47.
They were accused OF having taken
plural wives since the manifesto, and ii
was shown that both Apostles Taylor
and Cawley had taken plural wives quite
recently. The fact that they were
dropped from the quorum would indicate
that the charges were found true. but
there is no evidence whatever that. even
If they had done so, Smoot knew of IT,
Colonel WOrthington read telegram
setting forth the facts as TO the eXpul-
sion of Taylor and CaWley substantially
as they have been given in the press
dispatches
Colonel Worthington noted that Mr.
Carlisle had inVeiShed against Smooi
because Smoot claimed 10 receive divine
The Washington herald., 1906-12-07
STRENGTH AMONG ATHLETES
Records Broken in Tests at Annap-
oils and New Haven.
MILDLY" Chambers Betters Mark
Made by Half Back Douglass.
Yale Football Captains Fete.

Annapolis, Nd, Dec 6-Midshipman
Charles T. Chambers. of Steubenville,
Ohio, has broken the general strength rec
ord at the Naval Academy by obtaining a
figure of 1,43l. Chambers previous record,
which was l.1S5. was broken about two
weeks ago by Archibald H Douglass. the
half back Of the navy team. who made
lao. Douglass will make an attempt to
raise the~figure higher in a short time
Chambers made better figures than did
Douglass on the back and leg lifts, but
Douglass excelled him in dipping and
chinning. Chambers is "A shot putter and
a substitute on the football team He is
considerably heavier than Douglass.
New Haven, Conn, Dec 6-Edward H
Coy, Of this city, captain Of Yale's fresh
man football eleven, Is the strongest man
in the class. according to strength tests
his rating is 80 IN the arbitrary reckon
ing used by the gymnasium examiners
Coy's nearest rival for the honor is w A
GOebel, guard on the freshman eleven
with a rating Of III. Sixth on the list is
another football player. W. S. Logan, with
a rating OF G6S1.
OF the 337 members Of the class, 60 ex-
pressed preference for tennis as exercise,
- for walking. 40 for baseball. p for track
athletics and only 20 for football The 81
men who cannot swim Will be required TO
learn that art
The Washington herald., 1906-12-07
ON BOWLING ALLEYS
Commerce Wins Set of Games
from Commissioners.
BANK CLERKS EASY VICTORY
Garrison Qufnt Their Victims sn
District LeaRue Series-West Can
Carriage Shop Again Takes Lead in
Navy Yard League-FOundry shows
in Front over the Reserves.


Commerce and Labor last night shocked
the Commissioners team when they took
three games from them in the Depart
mental League series. The quints bowled
rather well together. but the Commission
ers never could gain an advantage that
would last them 10 the end of the game
The first was won handily by a margin
of thirty-seven pins. and the next was an
other victory for Commerce and Labor
although the scores were smaller thar
in the first game. Both teams were or
edge for the final rounds. and each rolled
above the 800 mark. the Commerce hav-
ing just four pins more at the end.
The Bank Clerks had an easy time OF
it defeating the Garrison Club on the
Palace alleys, winning three games, all
over 800. while their opponents got only
one score in the high class.
West Gun Carriage Shop team last night
forged to the front again in the Navy
Yard League by winning three games
from Sight Shop. On Wednesday G2ls
Erecting Shop five took first place, but
their lead lasted only one day, for the
West Gun Shop team came back and took
the first position away from Erecting
Shop. The winners last night had the
Sight Shop quint as opponents and expert
enced little difficulty in winning the set.
Foundry won two out OF three games
from the Reserves in the Printers
League, and Company NJ made clean
sweep of the set with Company L in
the National Guard League. Scores:
The Washington herald., 1906-12-07
TRY RULES ANOTHER YEAR
That's What Yale Suggests as tC
Football Code.
Ellis Believe that n Further Test
VIII Prove the Entire Worth
OF the New Rules.

New Haven. Dec. 6-The Yale Alumni
Weekly is very much set against any
change in the new football rules. 1t prints
the following:
while the new rules of football are
not perfect. it is 10 be hoped that they
will be permitted 10 remain as they are
at least another year. The rules
committee are already being bonn
barded with requests 20 change this
OF that rule, 10 lengthen the halves. TO
substitute a l5-yard penalty for the fail
ure Of ? forward pass, 70 do away with
the section Of the forward-pass rule
which says the pass must 90 yards out
from center to allow two forward passes.
and many other important. but less vital.
things Il would be a serious mistake 20
make any Of these changes, with the pos
sible exception Of lengthening OF the
halves. which latter would not affect the
actual playing OF the game. as IL has
been developed this fail The other
changes would affect the playing OF the
game. and would interrupt continuity OF
developments. The suggestion that a
forward pass failure penalty be 15 yards,
instead Of loss Of the ball. seems dis
tinctly wrong, as II would give an at
tacking side on an opponents 5-yard line
d tremendous advantage by making IL
possible for them 10 take their chance in
forward pass, and II it failed stin re-
tain the ball on the 30-yard line
Let the rules stand as they are The
l0-yard rule has proved itself Not half
the possibilities OF the forward pass or
onside kick have been worked out and
aYr F4r-
ment of play If the experience Of the
present year is left for the foundation.
Change will result in confusion and dis
COura cement
The Washington herald., 1906-12-07
APPROVE FIREARM PRACTICE
Commissioners Comment on Section
of Presidents Message.
Think Policemen as Well as Stu
dents Ought to Know How 10
Handle Weapons.

| Hearty approval Of the reference in
/ President RooseveIt's message concern
! ing the establishment of rifle ranges and
shooting galleries Is expressed by the
/ Commissioners. Commissioners West and
Macfarland, while agreeing with the
/ President regarding the necessity of rife
ranges for militia, are anxious to secure
an appropriation of $500 for police
target range adjoining the Seventh pre-
/ cinct station. This item was included in
! the Commissioners estimates last year.
but failed Of approval It has again been
included this year, and favorable action
Is hoped for.
The Commissioners. as well as the Off
cials Of the police department, are of the
opinion that men who are furnished with
revolvers should be taught how to use
them.
The proposition of establishing na-
tional rife ranges strikes me as an ad-
mirable one. said Commissioner Mac
| farland. Young men who may be called
upon 10 defend their country should be
well versed in the use of firearms. Any
action of Congress toward the establish
ment Of rifle range in the District
would meet with my Endorsement"
Commissioner West also places his
| stamp OF approval upon the project
The idea is good one in its relation
TO the militia" said Mr. West. "and
also TO the members OF the police force
For some time we have been endeavoring
to secure an appropriation from Congress
of 5000 for a police target range.
Men who may be called upon at any
time to use firearms in the protection of
| themselves and the lives and property of
the citizens should be instructed how to
handle them scientifically. We hope to
secure an appropriation for the purpose of
instructjng the members Of the police
force in the use of firearms at the pres
ent session"
Engineer Commissioner Biddle also ex-
pressed mis- approval of the Presidents
views regarding the subject.
The Washington herald., 1906-12-07

stead OF half that amount or less, as is
generally believed. For, whatever Joe's
income may be, a goodly proportion Of It
Is sue to find its way into the pockets Of
the unfortunates and the ne'er-do-weis
Of the country.
Probably no other man identified with
the national game in any capacity what
cver-owner, manager. or player-is as
susceptible To a Ia I'd luck story as Can
tillon- In whole-soiiled generosity and in
the type Of sympathy that reaches the
purse as well as tte heart. he Is the rein
carnation of ''the only" Mike Kelly.
In Kelly's day Mike was greeted in
every city around the circuit by broken
down sports who knew they had only to
pour tales of misfortune into his ear to
wheedle S or so bill from his pocket
Not all OF his $4,000 income was spent in
frivolity Half of it, probably, went out
In forever-and-a-day loans to those
who knew of his big heart and took adj
vantage of the knowledge
When the Brewers were in Columbus
one day last summer. CantillOn heard that
Milwaukee man had just died in hos
pital there His wife and five children
had come on from Milwaukee to say their
last good-by to him. They were stranded.
Joe had known the man in Milwaukee.
He didn't take up collection" He just
arranged for the return Of the family to
Milwaukee. sent back the body OF the
husband and father in a nice casket-and
said nothing about it TO any one. The
other day when IT was announced that
Cantillon was to leave Milwaukee the
widow whom he had 50 unOstentatiously
befriended told this story.
The Old Log Cabin-CantillOn' place in
ChicagO-is not only the rendezvous Of
players. umpires. and ma gnates; il is the
haven Of scores Of weather-beaten men,
shipwrecked on the high seas OF the sport
ing game. They know that If they can
find Joe they viii have something TO eat
and a place to sleep for a while, anyway.