Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1906-08-31

ahosV was iccofu breaking tfvwU
at the inwood fair, on last Thursday,
which is always the big day of the
show. In fact the crowd was lmost too
large for comfort, on such hot day,
but 1t swcltsred good naturally.
He tells me he is Professional actor
nov.
Not exactly. He's merely sem :
professional.
What do you mean by that?
Well,a professional Is one who Is paid
for his services he's only half paid.
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Miss iGaddie--I saw him flirting
with girl sncc and he's married
man.
Mr.. Crabbe-That's the way II goer.
Ii fellow gives n girl the least en-
enlargement she'll marry him. :
She Mamma told me 81 mustn't
encourage you at all.
He-That's all right; don't need
any encouraging.
Yes, said tue reporter, ''the fight be-
gan in little alley down there. /
don't know the name Of 1t.
Call 1t Harmony Court. suggested
the funny editor; it's bound to have
some such name as that.
FALL TERM OPENING.
The Tri-State Business College, Cum
berland, Md, Sept. 4, 5 and @. Write
for catalogue and terms.
That's.
The Hon. r. s. Riley, OF Wheelin
was nominated fer Congress. b, con-
vention Of first district democrats held
in Clarksburg, last Wednesday When
one Of the speakers mentioned Bryan
as the next president Of the United
States, the delegates accorded him the
most enthusiastic applause.
1t is reported that the body Of Yer
non Pence, Of Page county Va, who
drowned in the Potomac river at Har-
per's Ferry week ago, had been
focnd at All island in the river oppo
site Weverton, about three miles be-
low the Of the accident. The body
was discovered by two men who were
fishing, and they removed the yalua-
bles, 500 in money and gold watch
and went to Harper's Ferry and notI-
fed the proper authorities.
A Mystery So vd
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Of biliousness and iiabjlual constipa-
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Letcher Boe.m, aged 40 years, was
found dead in his bed last Wednesday
morning, at the home Of Porter Upger,
manager Of the large Touring mill 1T
Unger's store in Morgan county He
was assistant manager Of the mill, but
lad about concluded arrangements to
leave for another locality. He had
been suffering with Bright's disease
for several years. He leaves two daugh-
tiers, Misses Mamie and Bertha Boehm
OF Winchester, his wife, who was NJ il
Lille Bush, Of that city, hating die
several years ago.
La self Dsiens
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when he Was fieicely attacked. iout
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