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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
REJECTED SUIToR IS WHIPPED.
Sends Comic Valentine for Revenge and
Brother Law Beats Him.

Rejected by the girl he loy,;i Barney
Haneski. of South Chicago, mailed her
comic" valentine in which she was
depicted IN ii most unhccoming guise
Barney Thought it was Il good way 10
get evcn.'' bur now he is rrpentns his
revengcful spirit i'll a South Chicago hos
pitHl where he is suffering from injuries
sustained M the hands Of George Buck.
land. bruther-m-law of his former
sweetheart. The latter is now in the
Sonth Chicago police station.
For several months HancSki and Miss
Marion Saunders had been SWCcthcarts
aud besides his affections Barney law
iShed many presents upon the girl. Then
he popped the question and was re-
fused. An=ercd ut this he evolved the
plot of mailing "a her comic valentine
So he sought for one which he thought
would properly set forth his feelings
and Miss Saunders received it.
Having III the past been the recipient
of many tender cpStles from llaneSN
She recognized the handwriting and noti-
fled her hrother-in-law is bulky.
auckland Immediately sought out the
sender of the valentine. and being strong
gave him Il heating.
The police of the South Chicago police
station We're called. and after taking Ha-
ncSi,i Ia Il hospital arrested Buckland on
cha rye &c diSnrtlerly conduct
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
PURE FOODS FULL OF POISON.
Milk and Canned Goods Cause Much
Sickness and Death.

That more than million infants had
been sacrificed to the various Concoc-
tons known as soothing syrups and pain
killers and over twice that number killed
by impure milk. was the declaration
made recently by Prof w. Ii. Wiley
chief of the chemistry bureau of the de-
partment of agriculture i'll Washington
ID. G.
I'VE do not know anything about the
milk we have left at our homes, or the
condition under which it is produced, =
he added There are a thousand and
0lle possibilities which might have COM
bined to- make what nature intended for
Il food. the most virile poison that chem
istry can produce.
Il have found that the foods we daily
consume are so frausht with germ lifc
of Il harmful nature that | am almost
afraid to go to the table The butter is
painted, there is little other to he found
anywhere. Canned goods are kept years
and sold for the genuine article | speak
particularly of condensed milk. If we
know nothing of the fresh milk we get,
surely our knowledge is more limited to
the product that is put i'll cans. The
Lord intended us to resort To cans only
to tide us over one season. until green
fruits could be HAD AGAIN. .,ur the can
neries don't know this. There is no law
requiring them to put stamp upon
their goods, if they l.I it would kill the
sale"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
LAMP CHOP is MANUFACTURED.
Dr. Wiley, Food Expert, Gets Bogus Meat
Through Mistake.

Snugly repoSlng in a paStehoard box
on the Uttered desk of DIR. Wiley, head
of the chemical bureau Of the agricul-
tural department in Washington. is the
best argument in favor of pure food
law which has yet come under the notice
of the authorities. Ii was nothing more
nor less than an artificial lamb chop.
Photographs of this bogus chop have
been made in the department of agrieul-
ture. and it is likely to become famous
in governmental history.
The possession of this precious piece
of evidence came about i'll an entirely
accidental way. The young woman who
attends TO the marketing for the Wiley
household made her usual visit to the
market and iokingly insisted that the
lamb chops she ordered should be cspe-
cialy good. because they Were intended
for DR. Wiley, the food expert of the
government. She picked out what She
wanted
In some way. however. the orders be-
came mixed. which is of frequent occur
renee in Washington. ms every house
keeper knows. and Il was the irony Of
fate that when Dr. Wiley himself should
begin his daily meal the first thing he
struck was the imitation lamb chop.
This extraordinary imitation was made
up of Il piece of comparatively unsuitable
meat. probably taken from somewhere
about the neck. \ bone which pre-
viously had been in use, because it
showed signs of having been broiled, or
boiled at some stage, was carefully in
serted in little Sits in the piece of neck,
and fastened over with something re-
sembhng cartillages, 50 that the effect
mt first glance was that of an ordinary
lamb ,.hOp
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
ANHMIA CAN BE CURFD
VT, pWIll'ams Pink Pills Make NJ.
5'ood and Strike StraIeht AZ nv we"
Root of Disease '''e

An8mia is just the doctor's No
bloodlessness. DR.. Williams PHI, pi ioI
actually make new blood. They cnr .1
an@mia just as food cures hunger T TD'9
cured Mrs. Thos. j. Mccain 81 !,
Lincoln Place, Plainfield, N.J.and 49,.
can do as much for any other male 1,aal!
ailing, bloodless person. wan
In the spring of 1908 did nv, NJ,
mouse cleaning" says Mrs. McC ,o'','-
ana soon afterward began ia bavotI'.'1,
most terrible headaches. nv IN. ,ils
would beat so irregularly thai il ,'-a1
palnful and there came a mornino, ,,.1 " % ~
could not get up. NV doctor said 7 - -
anRlnla and he was surprised tLat LOU Lou
continued to live in the conditio,, - -i'''
In. L was confined to my bed for nea ',''s
two months, the doctor coming 60.
day Tor the first few weeks. bnf 7 nv
not improve to amount to anytbinc
Altogether I was sick for neal. &c..
years. | was as weak as a roc, W.
headaches, irregular heart beats joss 20
appetite, cramps in the limbs and ~
unable to get good nights sleen A.,
legs and feet were so swollen tbot :
feared they would burst.
Zone day, while was WONDERING bo,r
long could live, feeling as l did, 7 ye.
ceived a booklet telling about Dr. WI
hams' Pink Pills for Pale PeonIa r
read it and told my husband to get mo
some of the pills. Before the first b ,,,T
was gone l felt a change for the bette
have taken about twelve boxes and eI
though l was as neaf the grave as 7 could
be, now feel as if had new lease If
life. / have no more headache. the bear+
beats regularly, my cheeks are pink and
feel ten years younger. | feel that
have been cured very cheaply and Ilova
recommended DR. Williams Pink Pills
to lots of my friends"
For further information address the
DR.. Williams Medicine Co, Schepec.
tady, N. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
A Resourceful Boy.

The late Peter LorilIard RonaIds liked
perseverance in his servants. When he
told them to do a thing he expected
them to do it, no matter how difficult il
might be. If he sent stableman out TO
buy certain kind of whip, he expected
the man not to return until the whip
was secured, though he should have to
visit hundred shops to get it.
There is story about the way Mr..
ROnalds came to hire young groom.
He was in a drug store one day, when
shabby little boy entered.
The boy advanced boldly to the clerk.
took a small camel's hair brush from his
pocket and said:
Smell this. an gimme 10 cents
worth. I've forgotten the name"
The clerk smiled, smelt and took down
the iodine bottle; and Mr.. Ronalds en-
gagged the ingenious and resourceful boy
on the spot.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
MARRIED UNDER STRICT RULES.
Intends to Have a Model Husband and
Lasting Affection.

Henry McFarlane. well-to-do young
man of Orangedall. Cape Breton. has
married Bertha MacGregor, a pretty
young woman. after signing contract IN
which he agrees
To wash the supper dishes every day ex.
eept on Sunday.
To darn his own socks
To visit his mother-in-law at least three
times a year.
To give up smoking.
To drink tea instead of coffee.
To attend church meetings regularly.
To wear whlskers 0f he can raise them.
To kiss his wife before and after every
meal except on Sunday.
While it might be inferred from this
Mrs. McFarlane is boss of the family,
she is in no sense one of the so-Caled
'new" women. She says frankly that,
as she was attractive enough to marry
any available man in this province, she
concluded to lay down 4 few laws for tie
man whom she accepted.
She does not like to wash dishes, and
thinks one-third of the labor should 90
to the man. She is not averse to darnlns
socks, but believes man VIII be moIt
careful of his footwear if he mends The
holes therein. Smoking she will not to-
crate. AS she believes coffee is harmIu"
she has put that under the ban and has
substituted tea. AS for whiskers, she
says:
"A newly married man is bound to kiss
his wife, and if he does not shave morn,
ing and night her complexion soon VII
be ruined. Most men shave every other
day. hence my husband must grow "
beard.
after a time men are liable to neglect
their wives unless you can make them
kiss you. so / have taken good care OF
this. There is nothing like beginnnS
right and living up to the rules you W.
Ibid Hntrr, -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
Women Against Smoking.

women of the country 20 abolish
smoking cars and smoking compart-
mentS in coaches on railroad trains
has been taken up by the Wom-
ems Christian Temperance union Of
GaleSburg, III, The local union at
its last session decided that smokers
were annoying. iilsanitary and altogeth-
or nasty" and protested especially that
tobacco fumes drifted from the smoking
compartments when the car doors were
opened. Committees were appointed to
prepare national protests to be sent to
every union in the country. with the in
tention of presenting great petition to
the heads of all railroads
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17

The war requirement has decided to "a
back Ia the heavy caliber for army revol-
vers, and To adopt cartridge proposed
hy the ordnance bureau CARRYING Il bullet
uf 4I-calibcr to replace the 8S-cahbcr
now in use. The reason for the change
Is that it is desired la have a bullet
with greater stopping power than that
now IN use.
Opportunity also is given for decided
innovation in the type of revolver The
ordnance bureau has Invited manufac-
turers of pistols TO enter into Campeti.
ton and submit types of revolvers cithe.
of the automatic kind or along the line,
of those now used 10y the army. Al
weapons submitted. however. must b,
made for the use of the 45-caliher "a.
fridge which has been adopted. IN,
competitions will take place some Innnt'I
hence.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
- Notes of Interest.
Lns tmnntr.nine snhnrhs.

Berlin has twenty-nine suburbs.
Charles milford Robinson of Roch-
ester. \ y who is civic art expert,
has been invited To Denver for the pur-
muse of making an investigation of the
municipal improvements.
This country ranks first in the paper
making industry. Germany Is second,
and Great Britain comes third. Inc pro
,hIction in America is two or three times
Greater than in Great Britain.
Tile Garter which has been conferred
,,p the Alikado is set with diamonds and
,in star Of the order is in diamonds and
The George, which is pendant TO the col.
lar uf the order, Is carried IN onyx and
set round with hrillianiS. 1t cost some
thing well over $1,000.
When the floor of the operating the
alter of the old hospital at Canterbury.
England. was torn UP the other day the
rings we're discovered through which
were passed the cords for tying patients
down ON the operating table prior to the
discovery of anaesthetics.
Owing 10 the advance in the price
If silver many of the old mines on the
ComStock lode, Virginia City, Nev., are
being prepared for the resumption of
operations that were suspended several
wears ago. A large force Of men will he
put to work.
a court of law is Il "reminiscences of
the time when Justice sat in the open
courtyard and the dock is from
German word meaning Il receptacle,
while the bar is u Welsh word, mean
ina branch of n tree used To- separate
the lords of Justice from their vassalS.
Tie inmates of the St Georges
workhousc, Southwark. London, have
made / ,4tH useful articles of clothing
during the last twelve months. while ut
the same time repairing some 600 arti-
,leS The industry saved the ratc-pay-
ers n substantial sum of money.
The British Early Closing associa-
tion admits that the early closing net
naSsed hy Parliament after seventeen
v"ors of agitation. has proved n failure
it has been in force over sixteen months
and is still practically imperative. In
no district can two-thirds of tile shop
keepers be indicted to adopt it.
4 movement is nfoot 10 construct Il
11S-mile road for automobilists near
Wipninon Manitoba II will be oval i'm
form and the avnense of construction
.,nd n,ointonnnco viii ho MOT from The
I'll. ""iinc,aJ IRON, those WHO nse II
,, : ',rn,,osaj =, ,.,,, sn,,,o Lie. ,arn. nm
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
Big Lion Hunt in Colorado.

Crack shots and sportsmen from
many sections of the country are
rounding up in the vicinity of Glen
wood Springs. Colo. to take part in the
big hunt organized by Jack Borah, vet
eran hunter and former guide of Presi-
dent Roosevelt. Similar hunts have been
held here in previous years. Last year
several thousand hunters participated
and large number of mountain lions,
grizzly and brown bears, lynx and other
wild animals were killed. This year
the hunt has been more extensively adj
vertised, and an even larger number of
sportsmen are to participate. \ large
area of country is to be covered 10y the
converging lines of sportsmen on horse
hack aud nfoot.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17

dren she has submitted without com
plant to his brutal tactics and cuffs
BY her own LABOR she has reared the
children. doing millinery and aressmak-
ing, and has succeeded in saving enough
to buy two hGllses The youngest child
was married Saturday, and today Mrs
Hoskins asked the court to relieve her
from the CALLING bonds of matrimony
and To give her absolute possession Of
the property she has earned.
Twice deserted at the altar within two
days. and by the same man, is abe tate
of Miss Ella Holloway of Springfield.
Ill. The recreant wooer is John War
son. who is now supposed TO be i'll CHR
cagO. The time first set for the ccre-
mony was Sunday night ut the brides
residence The bridal party gathered
but Watson did not appear nj the APP
pointed hour. Search was made for him,
and it was found he had left his board
ing house in the afternoon. Miss Hold
away learned his trunk had been taken
to 4 railway station. Went there and
waited, with Il policeman, until Watson
appeared. The young man tempted TO
escape, bur was stopped by the police
man. Watson made excuses and il was
agreed the wedding should take place at
3 p. IN. Monday. \ gain he failed to
appear 1t was learned later that he
had taken Il train for Chicago.
St Louis society is still talking about
the Stork party given by Mrs. Charles
H. Jones TO her daughter, Mrs. Maurice
V Joyce at the palatial Jones residence
last week. No function in recent years.
has attracted anything like the atten-
ton of this dainty luncheon which had
all told. only Il dozen guests.
Mrs. Joyce and seven former school
Girl friends were the guests of honor
Al of them have been married within
the last two years. Five of them ere
expecting visit of the stork.
The invitations biddng the guests to
luncheon were hand-paintcd with a large
stork, but this waS only IA gentle hint
of what was coming. In the corners of
the reception room stood large storks.
while wings of the mighty Dutch brG
stretched from every mantel and iiut
tered from every hanging.
\ huge rattle summoned the guests
to the luncheon table. In the dining
room the stork trimmings outdid every
thing else in the house. A cradle DE-
cupied the center of the table In it
was an imitation baby i'll swaddling
clothes, and watching over it was big
stork. The favors We're paper cribs.
over which storks, with doll babies in
their bills lowered as if they were about
to place them there The napkins were
folded and pinned with safetypins..
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
Bride Works in Mine

\ Colorado honeymoon with the bride
compelled 10y her husband To shoulder
pick aud 90 To work nj the bottom OF a
mining shaft \ newly made bride do
ing the work of a common luborer about
the mouth of the mine. Digging with n
shovel and driving team. After
months of such toll. enduring meanwhile
alleged gross abuse. locked our of the
house with the thermometer ut the zero
mark and compelled To seek shelter with
friends Such is the experience told III
detail in divorce complaint which has
been filed by Mary \. Johnson against
William j. johnson in the Denver dis
trict court Tie is said to earn $3.50 Il
month and to he worth $4,000 Mrs.
johnson wants her share of the wealth.
which she says She helped to accumu-
lane 10y doing "a mans work in the shafts
or GA the dumps of her husbands min
ing properties.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
"Alf' Church vouched for Him.

1t is only few years since Woonsock-
ct missed for good the familiar face of
"Af' Church for long time deputy
sheriff and chief of police. a man who
was straightforward and blunt in all his
dealings.
One day q grocer went Ia AFT for
information about certain Joe
White. who had applied for credit and
book AT his store. and the following dia-
logue enSued:
Good mornin'. Mr. Church"
''Marnin' -
DO You know Jo White?'
Yes"
What kind Of 4 Teller is he?"
Putty fair
is he honeStt'
Honest? should say 50. Been ar
rested 'twire for stealing and acquitted
both times -RoSton Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
A Valuable Suggestion.

Peter" suid Il grocer To his shopman,
Il owe about t3UU
Yes. sir
Il have about t2O0 in the safe. hut
the shop is empty. | think it is the
right time To fail
Yes, sir, said the courteous shop
man.
But want Il plausible pretext for
my creditors. You nave got brains. and
wish You Il think the matter over to-
night.
The shopmau promised to think it
over carefully.
On entering the shop next morning
the grocer found the safe open, the
money gone. and in its place note
which read as follows: Il have taken
the E20o and am off to America. 1t is
the hest excuse you can give your cred
itors. II .nrton Tit Bits
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
Blackburn Didn't Worry.

About decade ago Senator Blackburn
of Kentucky was one of the men who
did not believe in unconditional repeal"
His friends believed that it would hurt
him among his constituents, and Repre-
sentative Caruth and others called at his
home III Washington TO try TO convince
him that he was standing in his own
light. so TO speak, says the Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
''J0e,' said Caruth. I'm afraid YOU
are injuring your chances for reelection
by taking the position You have. Every
town i'll your state which has held Il
mass meeting has passed resolutions de-
nanding the unconditional repeal of the
purchase clause of the Sherman law
What do l care for the resolutions of
the towns?" rejoined Blackburn. They
are passed by bankers, lawyers and dry
good merchants, and no counrrymcn
were at the meetings.
How do you know asked Caruth.
How do | know? Why, Asher.
know it darned well. Every town in
Kentucky is reached by Il tollgate. and
the poor country people haven't money
enough To pass them. That's the reason
! know. Here, Jim. give these fellows
drink of Bourbon and let them go
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
The Same Result.

4 well-known Bishop OF Tennessee
was taking his customary stroll through
the park the other morning. He hap
pened TO sit down on one of the benches
there Now the bishop is very great
man. not only in the Methodist church,
hut in embonpoint as well. His weight
proved too much for the bench, which
collapsed, splitting him OF the ground
About this time little girl, rolling Il
hoop along. saw the reverend gentleman
PROSTATE and offered her assistance
but. my little girl, said the bishop, do
YOU think you could help sucn Il great
heavy man to his feet!
"Oh. yes" replied the little girl, I've
helped grandpa lots of times when he's
been even drunken than You are. M
Is. Miller i'm Lippincott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
Baltimore Fire Anniversary.

The second anniversary of the great
fire. that destroyed property valued at
$4,000 900 in the business heart of Bal
timore on the first Sunday in February.
1904. found the area swept 10y the
flames covered with handsome new mod
crn tireDroof buildings. The original
area of ground floor space in the fire
district was 2.3Su.0O0 square feet and
the original floor space 9.146,00O square
feet Since the fire permits for 6tiJ
buildings, covering a ground area Of
l. 4S9. 2S3 square feet and floor space
Of 6.649 $50 square feet, have been is
sued.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
A one-Piece Railway Wheel.

A process for making one-piece steel
railway wheel has been devised. For Il
:ss3-inch wheel an ingot about rs inches
in diameter is used. and with steam
hammer and Hydraulic press the ingot
is forged until the hub and web are
brought to practically the finished size.
1t is then subjected to a process of heat
treatment. 50 that the outer portion of
the wheel is brought to IL rolling heat,
while the web and hub are kept ut a
lower red heat. The rolling process
brings the wheel TO it's final shape.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
Pretty Romance Enacted.

Ensign Wade, T. s. n. who was at
tachcd to the gunboat Bennington when
its boilers exploded near San Diego,
killing many, is soon 30 marry the young
saved his life Ensign Wade had charge
of the Benningtons engines. While i'll
the hospital after the disaster. he was
frequently visited by Miss Edith Fabrc-
gon. and after the doctors had given up
hope of his recovery. the young woman
stayed by him. soothing his fever, and
eventually aiding in his recovery. At the
subsequent inquiry into the Bennington
disaster Ensign Wade was exoncrat cd
of all blame
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
A BOYS BREAKFAST.
There's a Natural Food that Makes
It's own Way.

There's a Natural Food that maAe
It's own Way.
There's boy up in Hoosick Fans
n. Y, who is growing into STURDY
manhood on Grape Nuts breakfasts. II
might have been different with hiin'
as his mother explains:
My 11-year-old boy is large, W.
developed and active, and has oe''
made SO by his fondness for Grape
Nuts food At years he was Nt''
nervous child and was subject TO IT.
quent attacks of indigestion VIM.
used TO rob him of his strength az"
were very troublesome TO deal wiz.
He never seemed to care for any INNS
for his breakfast until l tried GRAY
Nuts. and l have never had to chah-7
from that. He makes his entire nTv'9
fast OF Grape Nuts food. 1t is ai""S'
relished by him and ne SAYS that ~
satisfies him better thar the ordiAl''
kind OF a meal.
Better than all he is no longer ''@'
bled with indigestion or nervouslit~
and has got TO be n splendidly ae>s
oped fellow since he began 10
Grape Nuts food Name given
Postum Company, Battle Greek. MIC.
There's a reason. Read the l'..
book. The Road to Wellvile'
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