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The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14
ALMOST A CATASTROPHE.
Exuberance of Love spasmodically
Manifested Results in Nor
tification.

She was seated in the cleaning, a
happy smile on her pretty, pensive
face, when her elderly aunt entered.
Then, as she looked upon the kind old
face, feeling rushed upon her that
she must share her wonderful news
with somebody-she must let someone
into the secret which till then had
been the sole possession of herself and
Harold She sprang up and flung her
arms about her aunts neck.
"Oh. auntie," she cried impulsively,
"you 10 love me, don't you? Kiss me,
auntie, and tell me you do-kiss met"
But only an alarming gurgle came
from the old lady for a moment. Then
she said, gasping Indignantly:
kiss you. If you amt careful I'll
shake the life out of you. You very
nearly made me swallow my teeth!"
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continue to suffer rather than submit
TO examinations which so many physi-
clans propose in order to intelligently
treat the disease; and this is the rea-
son why SO many physicians fail to
cure female disease.
This is also the reason why thousands
upon thousands of women are corre-
spending with Mrs Pinkham, daughter
in-law of Lydia f. Pinkham, at Lynn,
Mass. To her they can confide every
detail of their illness, and from her
great knowledge. obtained from years
of experience in treating female ills,
Mrs. Pinlxham can advise sick women
more wisely than the local physician.
Read how Mrs. Pinkham helped Mrs.T
c. Willadsen of Manning, Ia. She writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham
I" 1 can truly say that you have saved my
words. Before / wrste to YOU telling you
how felt, had doctored for over two years
steady, and spent lots of money in medicines
besides, but it all failed to do me any good. l
had female trouble and dwould daily have faint
ing spells, backache, bearing-down pains, and
my monthly periods were very irregular and
finally ceased. / wrote to you for your ad-
vice and received letter full Of instructions
just what to do, and also commenced to take
Lydia f. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound,
and have been restored to perfect health.
Had it not been for you / would have been
in my grave to-day"
Mountains of proof establish the fact
that no medicine in the world equals
Lydia r. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for restoring women's health.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body
Scratched Until Bled-Wonder-
full Cure by Cuticura.

Last year I suffered with tremendous
itching on my back, which grew worse and
worse, until it spread over the whole body.
and only my face and hands were free.
For four months or so suffered torments,
and had to scratch, scratch, scratch, until
/ bled. At night when l went to bed
to get up and scratch my body all over,
until | was as sore as could be, and until
| suffered excrucating pains. They told
me that l was suffering from eczema.
Then | made up my mind that i would use
the Cuticura Remedies. l used them ac.
cording to instructions, and very soon in.
deed ! was greatly relieved. / continued
until well, and now | am ready to recon-
mend the Cuticura Remedies to any one
Mrs. Mary Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla,
June 2S, 1906"
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Charitable PLAYER.

BY some means a mother and daugh-
ter managed to gain access to Pade-
rewski's sanctum. The mother was
proud of her daughter and the daugh-
ter had aspirations. She desired Pad
erewskls opinion of her skill. Paderew-
ski listened, or appeared to, while the
mother beat time approvingly. At last,
with a final crash. the girl rosa from
the stool and the mother flushed with
pleasure. Tell me-" she whispered to
the artist, tell me in confidence. What
do you think OF herr" Amiably the
artist rubbed his hands together. Il
think she must be very charitable.
Surely she letteth not her left hand
know what her right hand doeth."
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14
HoMELY PHILOSOPHY,

II isn't always lucky to trust people
who trust to luck.
Romance is sweet sixteen. religion
is sixty If she's a day.
Happy is he who never knows when
he gets the worst of it.
A great achievement doesn't need a
brass band accompaniment.
Most of us expect better obituary
notices than are coming to us.
Those who yield to temptation are
generally looking for a chance.
The optimist looks forward to to-
morrow, the pessimist sighs for yes
terday.
There might not be so much room
at the top if there were fewer cushions
at the bottom.
Most of us are dissatisfied, some
with what we have and some with
what we haven't.
The present gets away from lot of
people while they sit on park benches
worrying about the future.
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NUGGETS OF KNOWLEDGE.

There are ladies' smoking cars on
English railways.
Alligator, a popular native dish in
India, tastes like veal.
The wood used in the best pianos
has been seasoned 40 years.
Those who reach 80 In good health
are likely, statistics show. to last to
73.
Over 100000 pounds of human hair,
valued at 100000, is sold annually
in Paris.
The majority of criminals can draw
and paint. That is why artists can
rarely get credit
In many parts Of Switzerland the
government buries the dead, supplying
coffins and undertaken free of cost
TORTURED WITH ECZEMA.
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SIGNALS FOR BRIDAL PARIS
Which Convey Commands and Ten
der Sentiments in Public
Places.
Bride TO Groom,

Bride to Groom.
One short jerk Of eoat-Stop looking
at that girl!
One long jerk of coat-Oh. see the
pretty hats!
One long hug-Ycu look perfectly
lovely to-day.
One long hand squeeze-Honey,
what makes you look so cross?
One short hand squeeze-Some ones
coming!
Groom to Bride.
One short jerk of sleeve-Stop look
ing at that man!
One long jerk Of sleeve-Come on.
You don't want to see the hats.
One long hug-You look perfectly
lovely to-day.
One long hand squeeze-Honey, you
amt mad, are you?
One short hand squeeze-Don't be a
goose!
Three sharp taps on wrist-Take
care, woman, take care! | will be
master in my own hnnse!-Puck.
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sFNTIENT SENTENCES.

Close quarters-the miser's.
A difference in terms-congress and
Jail.
Holding a meeting does not deter
its progress.
Government bonds-in the United
States prison.
Even muddy stream can leap clear
over the falls.
1t doesn't take much cultivation to
raise a big howl.
A burglar is likely to put out the
lights when he lights out
Try and keep pleasant even when
you come to the cross roads
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A Matter Of Courtesy, Merely.

Mr. Nervey-The object Of my call
upon you this evening, Mr.. Goldrox-
Mr.. Goldrox (sternly)-Yes, you've
come to tell me that you wish to
marry my daughter and l want to say
right here and now
Pardon me. come to tell you
that I am going to marry your daugh-
ter. | convinced her and her mother
hat it was no more than fair to put
you wise" e."-Philadelphia Press.
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How to Go

When you have occasion TO travel, use tho
same discrimination in buying ticket THAI
you would in buying anything else. Assure
Yourself in advance of what you may expect
in the way of comfort and convenience en-
route. If there is any information you wani
about prospective trip, write me. will
gladly give you the information. Address
w. s. ST. GEORGE
General Passenger Agent, M. X. g. T. Ry
ST. Louis, Missouri
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In bad W Q a [ h Q r
brought kidney trou-
bles on me, and I
suffered tw en- t y
years with sharp,
cramping pains in
the back and urinary
disorders. I often
had to get up a doz-
en- times at night to
urinate. Retention
set in, and I was
obliged to use the
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14
sEsIpENT,s SECRETARY HAS HARD ROAD mo- TRAvE1

One of the most trying positions in the gov
ernment is that of secretary to the president.
II the chief executive happens to incur the crit
icism of underlings or of congressman, his sec.
retary has to bear the brunt of this unpopularty.
He Is the buffer between the president and the
outside world. 1t requires infinite tact for a
man in this position to deal with the hundreds
Of visitors that desire to the president every
day and sift the worthy from the unworthy, the
good from the bad, protect the president from
nuisances and bores and at the time keep
the people good natured. 1t is simply impossible
to prevent some friction, but the loyal secretary
TO the president must encounter the heaviest OF
burdens and carry them with a smile.
Early in his service in the position of sec"n-
tary to the president Mr.. William Loeb, who
fills that place was made the target for all sorts
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State OF ONO. CRY OF TOLEDO. a.

STATE OF ONO, CRY n,.rS OF TOLEDO IS.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner OF the firm of +. j. CHENEY Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said frn Will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
of CArARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of
HALLS CATARRH CURE. - .
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence,
this 9th day OF December, A. D.. 1886.
,| A. w. GLEASON,
eEALf NOTARY PuHIIo
''
Hairs Cstarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
spstem. Send for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, i5c.
Take Hall Q Family Pills for constipation.
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lust q TIP.

Miss Country Maid-I was reading
In magazine that in the city hotels
one often sees palms about the dining
rooms. What kind Of palm is the most
prominent?
Mr.. Dineout-The waiter's.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

catheter. took to my bed, and the
doctors failing to help, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. The urine soon
came freely again, and the pain grad
ually disappeared. have been cured
eight years. and though over 70, am
as active as boy"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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Laconic.
She wrote:

She wrote:
circumstances over which I have
no control compel me to reject your
offer of marriage. Yours, ETC."
He wired:
What circumstances? Reply pre-
paid"
She wired:
Yours. ect."-Cleveland Leader.
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Fs sier TO Do.

"Some o. de gloomy conversation"
said Uncle Eben, sis caused by de fact
dat it's easier to talk hard times dan
it is to do hard work. Washington
Star
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Few people know the Responsibilities OF
secretary of the president The public has no
idea of the diplomacy that he has to practice
to keep dangerous and undesirable people away
from the chief executive. In this feature of his
work the secretary Is assisted by the uniformed
police and the plain clothes secret service men
who are to be found in the ante-chamber at the
White House offices. It Is very rare that any
scenes are enacted, but once in awhile people
denied admission to the president inclined to
make a fuss. Where one of these cases is noted
in the public press there are 80 that never get
publicity.
Not long ago United States senator who
has been disposed in times past to criticise the
manner In which strangers are scrutinized at the
White House sent woman there with a letter
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Her Legal Status.

The Dominine-Are you your moth
er's little darling?
Baby Ethel-Only half the timN
You see the court decided that papa
was to have me for six. months every
year.-The Wasp.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14
No WhiSkers.

How immaculate everything Ii
kept around that soda fountain"
Yes, even the ice is freshly shaved
every hour."-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

The agricultural department has done good
deal in the way of improving the breeds of
horses and CATTLE destroying the mosquitoes,
making two blades of grass to grow where one
grew before, and achieving success along lines
that calculated to benefit the whole country,
but there is proposition foot that
throws all the governmental experiments of the
past in the shade. Prof Willis Nj. Hayes,
sistant secretary of the department, has a scheme
to improve the human by the careful selec-
tion of parents of future Americans. The success
that has attended the breeding of animals has
called attention to principles that Prof. Hayes
thinks can be usefully applied of course in law
full, legitimate way, in the development of man.
Just what plan Prof. Hayes will evolve he
does not explain but if society can be brought
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Of
and
to
the president
a responsibility
momen had
overvigiance"
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Perplexing,

"Vot kveer langviches!" exclaimed
the foreigner, who was trying to learn
the American tongue. "You say de
man is all in ven you mean he is all
owdt!"-Chicago Tribune.
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Bum Restaurant.

Paw, what's that orchestra playing
here for?'
Money, Tommy. They couldn't pos
sbly be playing for the kind OF meal
they would get here. Chicago Tri-
bune
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Position Filled,

Willie Gushcr-Just let ms press
one kiss on those coral lips?
Sweet Singer-Sir, | already have q
press agent.-Chicago ally News.
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Concrete Definition.

Tommy-Paw, what is pessimism?
Mr.. Tucker-It's-it's something like
rheumatism, Tommy.-Chicago Tri-
bune.
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SECRETARY TAFT's sY1pH-L1KE FORM.

Secretary of War Taft Is happy man. After
five months of dieting and strict physical
else he has reduced his weight rs pounds, and
to-day only weighs $50. He started in a
course of training shortly before New Years,
with the fixed determination to acquire a sylph-
like form that would not be 250 pounds.
Through all the season of feasting in Washing
ton, when his social duties compelled him to
attend big course dinnear nearly every night,
he heroically absained from rich foods and ate
nothing but crackers and lean meat. He now
INDUCES in good square meal once in awhile,
but keeps in mind the consequences of food that
is full of starch and other fattening materials.
Mr. Taft took a special course of dieting,
exercising and massagng under the direction of
an expert who had been recommended to him by
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Lewis Single Ripder straight Sc. Many
smokers prefer them to l0c cigars. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Don't spoil your clothes. Use Red Cross
Ball blue and keep them white as SNOW.
All grocers, cents a package.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14
GOSSIP FROM THE NATIONAL CAPITAL.
Greatest Criticism Of a President Is
Heard in Washington-City Full
Of Grun7berS.

WASHINGTON.-The good old Biblical say
ing that "a prophet is not without honor save in
his own country might be paraphrased into "a
president Is not unpopular, save in Washington"
icised and to become unpopular in the capital
city. None in recent years has escaped this fate.
Even the santed Mckinley had his critics here
at the seat of the government, and his popularity
was much greater beyong the confines Of the
District Of Columbia than within them. Presi-
dent Roosevelt is simply on the same plane with
his predecessors, and there are few places in the
country where less enthusiasm is shown over
him than right here among the people who see
him and know of him every day.
1t is perfectly natural that the greatest crit
icism of a president should be in Washington.
AS chief executive he has TO act for the whole
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

If you don't like your job, don't
worry-some other fellow will soon
have it-Indianapolis Star.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Many a fellow has made his mark
by making a mark of some other fell
low,
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Cash is the cold cream that can
beautify even the plainest face.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Of complaints
life really
he
a
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Even the microbe may be lady
killer.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Love of graft also laughs at lock-
smiths.-Puck.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Good housekeepers use the best. That's
why they buy Red Cross Ball Blue. At
leading grocers, cents.
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IN CONSTANT AGONY,
A West

A West virginian's Awful Distress
Through Kidney Troubles.
w. L. Jackson, merchant, Of Park
ersburg, w. Va, says: Driving about
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14

Change OF cars is one OF the greatest
inconvenences OF travel. You don't
have TO change cars il you travel via
the Missouri, Kansas & Texas Railway.
Through trains lover its own rails) run
between ST. Louis and Kansas City and
Oklahoma City. Dallas. TT. Worth, San
Antonio and Galveston. All through
trains have Chair Cars and Pullman
Sleepers
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the whole
their
the
believe
Of legislation they distribute
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development
of a
pamphlet
&c DO the subject
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training fall himself
like
a usteral
of
but he
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a in
riding ~
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Hot air is always succeeded by a
cold wave.
The Jackson herald., 1906-06-14
Travel Right
to Oklahoma

The Missouri, Kansas & Texas
R'y has recently inaugurated addi-
tional daily train for Oklahoma City,
Guthrie, Cleveland, Bartlesville,
Coffeyville, etc. With this added
service the M. K. G. 7. R'y is the
logical line between St. Louis and
Kansas City and all principal points
in Oklahoma.
The daily tribune., 1906-06-16
fred. wilson caushs.

An Assooiatsd prsm telegram from
Now York City under date Of the 7th
inst. says: ''frsdrick p. Wilson.
Assd -. VA arrested hers last night
ON the rsausst of the chief Of police
Of Los Ansslss. Calf. who alleged
that Wilson va : fugitivs from
Justice. Hs u wanted in connection
with tho theft of : certificate Of
deposit Of -. 100 Issued BY the Title
0uarantss and Trust company Of Los
Angeles. Of which Wilson 10 alleged
to be. clerk. Five hundred dollars
was offered for Wilson's capture.
He IL said 70 have confessed his
identity" Wilson was formerly ;
resident Of Canon City and has many
acouainta1ces here who regret that
he has fallen into evil ways. On
bis departure from Los Angeles hs
left note addressed to his wife, who
WAS Canon City girl. in which he
stated that he was going to Canada
and that he did not expcct too nee her
again. Canon City Record.
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Why Not7

II you are going to visit your friends
in the Eat this summer. why not
take advantage of the low rates offered
by the Chicago Milwaukee and 81
Paul Railway? On June 1st and 2nd
9th tc 10Th aud July lst to 10th inclu-
sive. they will sell you round trip
tickets to Chicago. Milwaukee. Madi-
son aud all other points on their
sy stem in the Middle Northern states
for one fare plus % 90. allowing
You to return any time previous to
Oct. 3lst. Two through trains
daily Denver to Chicago without
change Of cars. via the Chicago MIL
wAukee and st. Paul. Union Pacific
line. For further information call
on or addEess. J e. Preston. o. A..
O N. and st. P. Ry.. 1929 nth St..
Denver. Colo. w.t.
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time ago. which was 10 have been
heard In the district court yesterday.
wss postponed uusil July 2 Sears IL
epresentipg from eighty to ninety
per cent of the depositors. The
case WAS 70 have come up some time
ago but against President AoClure
only. Judge Bailey granted pe-
tition Of the depositors to make their
case more specific and to include all
the stock holders.
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How to Break Up a Cold.

1t may be surprise to many to learn
that severe cold can be completely
broken up in one or two days time.
The first symptoms Of cold are dry,
loud cough, a 2rofuss watery discharge
from the nose and thin, white coating
on the tongue. When Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is taken every hour on
the first appearance OF these symptoms,
it counteracts the effect OF the cold and
restores the system to = healthy condi-
ton within day or two. For salo a.
Daniels drug store it's
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Dont!

Don't let your child suffer with that
cough whom you can cure 1t with Bal
la-d's Horehound Syrup, a sure cure for
coughs, bronchitis. influenza, Group
and pulmonary diseases. Buy bottle
and try it. B. B. Laughter, Byhalia,
Miss, wri'es: "I have two children who
had Group l tried many different rem
edies, but must say your Horehound
Syrup is the best Group and cough medi-
cine ever used" Sold by Florence
Palace Pharmacy. it's
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GASOLINE On TIE Junp.
Rockefeller Regrets Donation and
Wants People to Pay 1t Back.


The results Of the oil war ths
Standard OIL company waged against
the independents oil producers Of Kan.
~ in ths early psrt Of the year are
already aocruinR n consumers Of gaso.
line have discovered. This week
the price Of gasoline jumped from
twenty five cents per single gallon
or hve gallons for ono dollar to thirty
cents the gallon or Eve gallons for
81. 30.
This 10 In keeping with the preSic-
tion made by this psper at the time
the war was commenced Shortly Aft.
or the San Francisco disaster John D.
Rockefellecr. the controlling factor In
the Standard Oil trust. donated $780,.
900 to the relief Of the earthqu IKE fire
sufferers. Now he 10 anxious to re.
gain what his generosity prompted
him to do and 10 going to succeed.
but tbe people must ''pay the
freight.
The news Of the increased price
came like thunderbolt to the retail.
ers who are never anxious to Charge
the consumers more than an estab.
lished price. When the price goes
up to them. up goes the price to the
l tile fellow who tries to keep cool
by not using coal or fuel. Nine
years ago this fluid retailed here 1t
Ave gallons for seventy FIVE cents. The
retail price of kei osene has not been
changed but . "push up" 10 expect
ed any day.
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Notice Stockholders Meeting.

The regular annual meeting OF the
stockh olders Of the Frazer Oil and
Gas company will be held In the Of
foe of the secretary. Florence State
Bank block. Monday July 9, at 10 ..
m. for the election Of officers for the
ensuing year and the transaction Of
such other business that will properly
come before the meeting.
5tS JESSE F. ASH. Secretary.
Fremont Wall Paper 90. hangs paper
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Look.

Are you going East this summer
II 80 the Denver and Rio Grande will
sell you round trip tickets at one fare
for the round trip plus "a. 90 to points
in Kansas. Nebraska. South Dakota
and Eastern North Dakota to st. Paul.
Duluth, Milwaukee. Chicago. Peoria.
St. Louis and Memphis. Tenn, and
intermediate points. These tickets
being on sale June 1st and ID. June
9th to 18th inclusive. July let to
10th. inclusive. All tickets have .
final limit until Oct. 8lst. We will
sell via any route you xist to go
ana have five trains daily. For
further information call Oh the nm
dersigned. Our phone is Florence
No. /.
FREEMAN SUMNER
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Railroads Reduce Rate.

A conference cf the passenger off,
oiais Of the Union Pacific. Southern
Pacific and Santa Fe lines held In
Omaha resulted In the annunoemen,
of reduction of passenger rates psr
mile in six western states and two
territories. In portions Of Wyoming
and Colorado the rate will be three
cents instead Of four on main lines
on the Union rsoific. In Utah ON
certain main lines three cents In.
stead of four The reduction will
become effective July 1.
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There Are Few

people who know how to take care Of
themselves-the majority do not. The
liver is most important organ in the
body. Herbine will keep it in condition.
v. O. Simpkins, Alba, Texas, writes: II
have used Herbine for chills and fever
and find it the best medicine ever
used. would not be without it. 1t is
as good for children as it is for grown
up people, and l recommend it. 1t is
fine for 10 grippe" Sold by Florence
Palace Pharmacy. it's
The daily tribune., 1906-06-16

Ifyour stomach troubles you do not
conclude that there is no cure, for a
great many have been permanently cur
ed by ChamberlAin's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Get free sample at Daniels
drug store and give them trial. They
also cure constipation and biliousness. It's
The daily tribune., 1906-06-16

CASE POSTPONED The case of
Sears W.. B. r. Mcclure and other
stock holders Of the defuuct Canon City
Savings bank. which failed, some