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Women Who Wear Well.

II Is Astonishing how great q change
q few years OF married lie often make
in the appearance and disposition of
many women The freshness, The
charm tie briiliance vanish like the
bloom from aower which is udcly
handled The mairon is only dim
shadow, a faint echo of the charming
maiden Few Young women appreciate
the shock of the system through the
change which comes with marriage and
motherhood Many NEGLECT % deal with
the unpleasant pelvic dsains and weak
nesses which too often come with mar
ringe and motherhood, not understand
ing that this secret drain is robbing the
cheek of its freshness and the form of
iis fairness
AS surely as the general health suffers
whea there is arrangement OF the health
of the delicate womanly organs, so surely
when these organs are established in
health the face and form at once witness
TO the fact in renewed comeliness.
More than a million woracn have found
health and happiness in the use Of Or.
Pierce Favorite Prescription. Itmakes
weak women strong and sick women
we'll Ingredients on contains
no alcohol or harmful bit-iorming
drugs It is made wholly Of those
native, American, medicinal roots most
highly recommended by leading med
ical authorities Of AN The several schools
OF practice for the cure 81 woman's
peculiar ailments.
Fsr nursing mothers, or for those
broken-down in health by too frequent
bearing OF children, also for the expect
ant mothers to prepare the system for
the coming Of baby aud make Us ad-
vent easy aud almost painless. there is
no medicine quite So good as Eavorite
Prescription. " can do no harm ,H
any condition Of me sysfcR. It is
most potent invigorating tonic and
strengthening neryine, nicely adapted
to Woman's delicate system by phy-
sician of large experience IN the treat-
ment Of woman's peculiar ailments.
Bad symptoms. The woman who
hes periodical headaches, backachc, sees
imaginary dark spots or specks floating
OF NtuNlNH btAoit lltf tNtHi iiNn kNhMIik
distress on heavy full feeling in stomach,
faint spells, dragging-down feeling i'm
lower abdominal or pelvic region, easily
startled or excited, Irregular or painful
periods, with or without pelvic catarrh,
is suffering from Weaknesses and de-
rangements that should haze early at-
tention. Not al of above symptoms are
likely to be present in any case at one
time.
Neglected or badly treated and such
cases often run into maladies which de-
mand the surgeon knife If they do not
result fatally.
No medicine extant has such a long
and numerous record oi cures I'M such
cases as Dr.. Fierce S Favonte PrescTip.
ton. No medicine has such a Strong
professional indorsement OF each Of its
several ngredients--worth more than
any number OF ordinary non-profes-
sional testimonials The very best in
gradients known 70 medical science for
the cure OF woman's peculiar ailments
enter into its composition. No alcohol,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05
connslt That Had a Fall.

Gov. Pardee Of California was talk
ing about a fire insurance agent who
had disappointed him.
"This man, said Dr. Pardee, had
spoken so generously at first about
the payment OF an claims in fun tina
Il was as disappointed as a man
who had just returned from a months
vacation. This man got ont OF the
train with his bags and valises, and
with expanded chest trudged home
ward through the hot city. pleasantly
conscious that he looked as brown
as a berry, as hard as nails-in the
pink OF condition after his long month
in the sun and wind.
Suddenly he met a friend. This
friend shook him by the hand, peered
hard IN his face and said. anxiously
"Hellol Going out OF town for a
few days. I suppose from your lug
gage? Well I'm glad to see It, for,
by George. you need change You
certainly do look tuckered out"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05
ON THE GRIP.

Say, did you ever spar few hot
rounds with a real attack of grip?
When It comes right down to a case
Of being a bad boy the grip has every
other disease slapped to a sit-do9n.
had the grip some weeks ago and
ever since my system has felt like eight
celts' worth of cheese
The medicine sharps tell us that the
grip is caused by a little germ which
emigrated to this country originally
from Russia.
II that's the case I'm glad the Japs
put the boots to the car wish they
would go after him again and kick his
crown or
I'll bet even money that the father Of
the first grip germ must have been a
bomDshell and his mother was some re-
lation to one of Kuropatdn's retreats.
Its dollars TO pretzels that the grip
germ is the busiest idea thar was ever
chased by a doctor
Nobody knows just how or when the
grip germs break into the system, but
once they get foothold in the epiglot-
tis nothing can remove them except in
ward applications of dynamite
The grip germ hates The idea Of race
suicide
From one small germ there viii ar
and go forth a family the size of which
was never dreamed of in the philosophy
of our wise and busy president
| don't know just exactly how they
happened to warm wise TO me. but a
newly married couple of grip germs took
notion to build a nest somewhere on
the outskirts Of my solar plexus, and two
hours later they had about 233 children
attending the public schoal in my
medusa oblongata; and every time
school would let out for recess would
go mp in the air and hit the ceiling with
my topknot
Before the next morning came all
these grip children had graduated from
school and after tearing down the
schoolhouse the whole bunch had mar
ried and had large families Of their own,
and ali hands were out padding their
canoes on my alimentary canal.
BY nine O'Clock that morning there
must have been S5,O0O,OO0 grip germs
armed with self-loading revolveTs all
trying to shoot their initials over the
walls Of my interior department.
It was lercel
When the doctor arrived on the scene
I was carrying enough concealed weap-
ons to exte,minate the entire japanese
army.
I'm up to one thing and that is that
the Russians couldn't beat the Japs be-
cause all the national energy and vitaii-
ty emigrated from st. Petersburg and
came over here with the first grip germs.
II the car of all the Russians had
been a wise little father he would have
encouraged the grip germs TO remain
loyal 10 their native land and then he
could have sent them out to Manchuria
TO bite the ramparts out of Gen Oyama
instead of chasing inonensive American
citizens into the drug stores.
Well, anyway, the medicine mixerbl
in, threw his saws behind the sofa. put
his dip net on the mantelpiece and took
fail out of my pulse.
"Ahi" he said. after he had noted that
my tongue looked like a curryeomb.
"The same TO you doc. said
"Ahi" he said, looking hard at the
wall
Say, doc!" | whispered "there' no
use to cut OFF my leg because the germs
will hide In my elbow"
"Do you feel shooting pains in the
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05

AComfort and independence abide
Win those who can postpone their de-.
Ares Success Mage aine.
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COMANCHE IS PLEASED
County Has Three ,Delegat,
Districts All of Its
Very own

Iowiou Okla sept g. Comancha
county is one 81 the few m Omahoms
that B8s three districts from which
delegates to the constitutional con-
yenuon ale & ID elected aud it is
one of the few that retains it's own
identity in the formation @. districts.
Both these facts are pleasing to the
citizens Of the ernty and the sltua-
tions Of the district boundary lines
appear also to meet with general ap-
prevail Following are the districts
with the townships com frlsed;
Distrlc, No. 59 shan embrace the
townships Of Cross. Brown, Richards.
chandler, and Lawton and the city Of
Lawton. including all the voting pre-
cincts within the Boundaries OF said
townships, all IN the county Of Co
manche,
District 40 "a shall embrace the
townships Of wichita McMaster In
diahoma. Quanah Painter err sby
Maagan Hotel McG0ire, Hazel Red
River ana Rithiand intending an rot-
ing 81 incts within the horndaries of
said township all in The county OF
Con4nche
district No. 55 shall embrace the
townships Of Zeila Hulen Rock
Creek, Strauss. Beaver. Apache. Texas.
and Cache, including an voting pre-
olbets within tie boundaries Of said
townships an in the county OF Ce
manche.
The state Democrat today quotes
tho figures Of returns in each district
or the votes cast Tor coroner iu the
last election Ia District No. SO there
were 1854 Democratic votes and 67i
Republican votes, making Demo.
cratic majority cf 963 Ia District no.
50 there were .222 Democratic votes
and 707 Republican votes. making
Democratic majority of 5i5 In Dis
trlct no. IS there were 1850 Demo
cratic votes and 774 Republican votes,
making a Democratic majority Of 367
No less than fifty candidates for
delegate 70 the constitutional ocnven-
tion have come out In the three dis
triets since the announcement Of the
districting board having made It's re-
port. This has been q day of supreme
political move in I.awton and Conan
che county.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05

cerebellum near the alex OF the coslno-
politan2" inquired the doctor
"surest thing you know / said
'Have you a buzzing In The ears, aud
a confused sound like distant laughter
IN the panatella2" he aeked.
4It's a oinch, doc, I said.
"Do you feel a roaring in the cornu-
copia with a tickling sensation IN the
diaphragm?" he asked.
Right again" l whispered
do the joints feel sore and pinehei
like a poolroom?7 he said.
Right"
Does your tongue feel rare end high
priced like a porterhouse steak at a
summer resorty"
1T dol"
30 you feel a spasmodic auttering in
the concertina?"
"Yes!V
'Have you a sort Of nervous hesita-
ton in your hunger and does eyerythtug
sou eat taste like an impossible sand
wiehg'
"Kenol"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05

brain like the sound of hard-working
gas meter%
you've got me sized good and plenty.
docl'
DO you have insomnia, nightmare.
loss of appetite, chins and fever and
concealed respiration in the carolina
perfecto?"
That's the idea, doc"
when you lie on your right side do
you have an impulse TO turn over on
your left side, and when you turn over
on your left side do you feel an impulse
to jump out of bed and throw stones at
&. policeman"
There isn't anything you can men
ton. doc, that haven't gotl"
"Ah" said the doctor "then that set
ties it,"
"Tell me the truth, doctorp 1
groaned; what Is it., bubonic plague?"
"You have something worse -yon
have the grip, he whispered, gently.
you see tried hard 10 mention some
symptom which you didn't have but
you had them ALL and the grip is heonly
disease in the world which makes a spe-
cialty of having every symptom known
TO medical Jurisprudence"
Then the doctor got busy with the pen
ell gag and left me enough prescriptions
to keep the druggist in pocket money
throughout the summer.
Later my wife came in and asked me
how felt, and when I began to dis
course amiably about undertakers she
put up a howl that brought the rest OF
the family around the bedside on hur-
ry call.
When ! told them had the grip each
and every member OF the household from
Uncle Peter down TO the cook began TO
suggest remedies, and If had taken half
they suggested they could have sold me
TO a junk dealer and got good money.
That evening our next-door neighbor.
Bud Taylor came in and advised me 10
take quinine and whisky every time /
felt a shooting pain
took his advice. but at the end of
the first hour the score was 9S 10 81 in
favor of the shooting pains. and the
whisky had such an effect on the quinine
that il made the germs jealous, so be-
tween them they cooked up a little black
man who advised me to chase Bud out
OF the house. which | did by throwing
medicine bottles an him.
That night the whisky and quinine
held a directors meeting with the germs
and then they wound up with a sort of
Mardi Gras parade through my system.
was the goatl
When daylight broke I was q total
wreck and ! swore that the next per
son that said whisky and quinine to me
would get all his
After breakfast another friend OF
ours Jack Gibson, blew in. and after
he looked me over his weary eye fen on
the decanter
Then Jack smacked his lips and whis-
pered that the best cure for the grip was
glass OF whisky and quinine every
time felt chills and fever. and he'd be
glad to join me.
When loving hands picked Jack up al
the bottom Of the stairs he was almost
insulted. but ne quieied down when my
wife explained TO him that was suffer
ing not only from tho grip but that
had also slight attack OF iiu-iitsu-
After weeks OF study devoted 10 the
subject have come 10 the conclusion
that the only way 70 cure the grip is e
stay stick until you get better.
That's what / did
/ (Cop, right. 1901. ty g. " Dillingham; CO..
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05

Does your nerve center tinkle-tiakls
like a breakfast bell2"
Right againl"
Have you a feeling that the germs
have attacked your Adams apple and
that there won't be any core?"
Yes.
When you look at the wall paper
does your brain do a sort of loop-the-
loop and cause you TO meld 100 acres OF
double pinochle2"
Yes, and so kings, too!"
DO you feel a slight palptation OF the
membrane of the colorado madura ans
is there a confused murmur i'm your
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05

w r. Brown the p9puia- pension
attaraey % pnisdeld w. SAYS Next
90 pension. the best thing % set Is pr
Kinks Ncw Ike pills. Ho drites they
keep my family % splendid helith =
Quick ouir Tor Hcadaeae Consfipation
ana bilousaess. 25c Guaranteed at ail
drug stores
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05

Miss Emiline Kirkland Richmond Of
This city and pr. Julius Daniel Dreher
Of selwood. S. C. The bridegroom was
for a number of years president of
Roanoke college. and was recently APP
pointed American consul to Tahiti
Society Islands.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05
REUNION OF ALDEN KINDRED.
Az AssocInted Presal

Plymouth, Mass, Sept 5.- Descend
ants Of John and Priscilla Alden, who
have united In the associatioa known
as The Alden Kindred Of America, held
their sixth annual reunion here today.
tn meeting place being the Church of
the Pilgrims. A literary program was
carried out At The business session
the association discussed plans TO
purchase and preserve the Alden
house at Duxbury which was built in
1853 on the lite Of the original house
built hy John Alden.
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TIE Texas woNpER.

Cures all Kidney. Bladder and Rheu
matte troubles. Sold by all druggists,
or two months treatment by mail for
SLoO. DR.. E. w. Hall. 1926 Olive
street. St. Louis. Mo.
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No oae would buy a SAN hoat with sails
thlt could not Doe reefed. There IS ai-
ways that possibility Of liitle too much
wind that makes cautious man nfraid
10 go unproyided. Tho fhpkingg maa
whose stomach sometimes goes back on
him provides for his stomach bv keep
ing q bottle Of Kodol FoI Dyspepsia
Within reach. llodol diEgests what YOU
eat and restores the tamaeh 10 the
condition TO properly pe~form lts func-
tlons Sold IS c. r. Rccfr0.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-09-05
FIFTY YEARS ON THRONE.
(By Associated Press.)

Berlin, sept 5.-A dispatch from
Carlerrhe says that all Baden is en-
fete today in celebration OF the com
pletion Of the fifty years reign Of
Frederick /. the reigning grand duke
The grand duke came to the throne
Sept 8, 1856, though he had acted as
regent for four years prior to that
date He win be eighty years old
next Sunday.
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and beg to remind yoa that whatever
the price Of coal between now and next
April, IL certainly won't be any cheaper.
Lo0S then, az your coal bins az ence and
let me an thein up With BRIAR CREEK
the best coal mined in the Territory. You
viii hnd q large block coal burns free
ana Is BY ias ne best fuei proposition.
n. r. cHEAoLe,
PHONE 6.
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what are you writing about. Haw-
leyg"
"A story I'm going In for fiction. Z"
Really For a magazinee"
mo. for my tailor. Ho wants his
money, and I'm telling him I'il send
him oheQue next week. Tit Bits
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FAME IN FAST coLoRs.

..,s rspid age. resistless. wneh 'neie
20 Gn ali too feeting for the man
VINO You'd successful author-When
fe be efaEs out q e NSysl and the public
Hb poH noIs You're through
49,, fnsncier Of Wall Street, wins
fheres an' von one lonesome game
..,nrs he Is the master OF q nag 'na'
~h can be tries another, does he come .
er9 taH Of tricks is empty. and the
J's 0i noublc yells: You're through:
= A.. handsome. sterling actor, VINO
mere - a.. scored in dress-suit. plays.
" that he has clinched things wild
BE tnNhi s crowded matinees -.
=. no tries to play the Classic ano ~
~ falls Into the stew and tia
Ut s s,bIic yells: You're through :.
? III, of the hour in the pugilistic
GAM ,.rd vho In politics has gained .
" ''' ride spread fame: -. 49,.
u.r man lands upon them, and they
join Il the sr, cas-p IS empty and the pub
1Dei lie yelIs: "You'9 through ~
]. Socialists and dreamers, when you dx
w. This world arIsht. ,.,,
,,..,. DID DID fame in fast colors. SO twill
ias. soma fadeless chaplets, and stop
JusI she oarrys Boo
a a hon OF tricks Is empty. and the
VICE unblic yells: You're through :"
Denver Republican.
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OISFlGURING SKIN HUMOR
Impossible to Get Employment. as Face
ana Body Were Covered With Sores -
Cured by Cuticura.

Since the year 1894 | have been trou.
bled with very bad case Of eczema which
have spent hundreds of dollars trying to
cure, and l went to the hospital, but they
failed to cure me, and it was getting worse
all the time. Five weeks ago my wife
bought a box of Cuticura Ointment and
one cake of Cuticura Soap, and l am
pleased to say that l am now completely
cured and well. 1t was impossible for me
to get employment, as my face. head and
body were covered with it. The eczema
first appeared on the top OF my head,
and it had worked all the way around
down the back OF my neck and around to
my throat, down my body and around the
hips. 1t itched SO | would be obliged to
scratch it. and the flesh was raw. am
now all well, and l will be pleased to rec
ommend the Cuticura Remedies to all per-
sons who wish speedy and permanent
cure Of skin diseases Thomas NJ. Rossi.
ter, go Prospect Street. East Orange, N.
j. Mar. 30, 1906"
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SuperStitiouS.

The Insurance Field hopes ''thc third
conflagration may be escaped. 1t names
Baltimore and San Francisco and asks
where next? There is no accounting for
superstition, but let us hope there will be
no i'll fated "third'' this time. But in any
event, all careful people should be fully in
sured, and The Mississippi Home Insurance
Co., is ready to issue safe policies in this
part Of the south. Ask for the agent in
your town.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-07-14
n ew Draper1es.

Among the new draperies displayed IL
the upholstery departments is a new
kind in crepe effect that is beautiful
On solid blue, pink, green or cream,
ground are great pink, red or yellow
roses and on one side is a border ef
feet. Each piece is lovelier than tn.
other, and for summer cottage bed
spreads and draperies it is exquisite
The cost IS Fl cents a yard.
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Thousands tell OF
cures made by Doan's
Kidney Pills. John c.
Coleman, a prominent
merchant of SWANS
boro. Ca, says: For
several years my kid
neys were affected.
and my back ached
day and night. | was
languid. nervous and
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-07-14

i'm mustn't kiss me until we are
,rmaly engaged" DO you always in
.ist upon that rule?" i've always
q tried to.'-Life.
II Nattery is to conversion what tle
hiss is to lovemaking; of the leas,
,,,ue but valued the most.-Satur
nv Evening Post.
Mike-Th' rich live by Robin the
poor.
Pat-Yis; It's a mystery phwere tn
nor git all tn money they are rob
"A Of
Isabel says she will never marry
mr. man who isn't a hero" But she
m easily convert any man into q
ero." How" by getting him ia
marry her."-Cleveland Plaindealer.
Mrs. Stingy-What do you want to
esye US for, Bridget? I'm sure we
nve treated you as one of the family.
Bridget Indade. an you how, ma'am,
N olive stood it long enough.-Life.
Il notice that your verse is inclined
10 be hating" said the editor to the
young man with the celluloid collar.
Yes, sir" replied the poet. That's
when my fountain pen baked. Mil
waukee Sentinel.
"A man must know great deal
10 be Of much value to your corpora
. don." YES" answered Mr. Dustin
staI, "and on the other hand he must
sometimes forget great DEAL
Washington Star.
The Tramp-You're one man in q
hundred 'Taint often | meet anybody
hatll talk to me two minutes without
,skin' why don't go to work at some
trade. The Remarkable Man-Oh, I
an tell BY looking at you.-Puck.
Don't be so sweeping in your
tdments. There's that prominent
nm | mentioned just now, who, l am
'are. has always pursued an upright
Me- That may be, but he's never
ought up with Baltimore Ameri-
an
After ALL" said the transcendental-
= what is art?" Il don't know ex-
acly,' answered Mr.. Cumrox, but in
aseneral way should say it was most
aythins that cost you more than two
0llars seat to look at."-Washington
Star.
There are no noblemen In this
country. are there?" observed the IT,
lied foreigner. "Oh, yes. there are,
plenty OF them" replied the American
pod'naturedly, "only We don't have to
Is them over here Detroit Free
Press.
Connoisseur-Ah! This is a copy of
Titan. You will pardon me, am
&e II say that it is an imperfect
se Artist-Certainly. AS con-
0entlous painter, l had to copy all
& imperfections Of the original, you
nov-Chicago Tribune.
Nevr,ch furnishing his library:
- me see. Now I've got all the sets
! Standard authors bound in calf
sekens, Scott and all them fellers.
3Hk-Yes. sir. Newrich-Now I'll
Wy something to read. Say, have
GOV complete set of "Old
-e'a!-Philadelphia Record.
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lame in the morning. Doans hitney
Pills helped me right away. and the
great relief that followed has been per-
manent"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster Mirhurn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
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A bank note just 100 years old has
wandered back to the treasurer Of
the Cheshire Bank. keene, N. H. 1t
is on the Cheshire Bsak for 81. and is
signed by the first president the bank
ever had.
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s'p'e Or Tract Every Five Seconds,

- 'ses Every rive seconds.
ssefy moment dies a man: every
aent one Is born" sang Tennyson.
~, lecoFu OF the British and Foreign
NJ society is. we are glad to saw
(n.s'a'as bigger and more startling
NJ, NJ ever the catalogue of human
~ ~ ana deaths. Every five seconds
~ 8. ana Gay. from one years end to
uacr. the whole Bible, or some
49, o. the scriptures. is issued bv
sis-London TELEGRAPH
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H. II. GnFEN's Sons, of Atlanta .Ga.are
the only successful! Dropsy Specialists in {, he
world. See their liberal offer IN advertise
ment in another column Of this paper.
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FITS. .Nitus Dance Nervous Diseases per-
mansntiy cured by Or. HINES Great Nerve
Restorer 81 trial bottle and treatise frea
DR.. II. 4. KLINE, Id, .3l Arch st. phlla. Pa