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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Watch What You Are DOInQ!

Did you ever raise a family"
Yes. SIR
How did YOU raise them"
Well, SIR. as soon as they rot big
enough TO slap or spank, I began to
slap and spank them
Did you wait until you was in a
good humor before you slapped"
NO, sir ! waited Tor nothing /
never slap when am in good
humor.
well. you slap often. do you,"
Well. well sir. when yet out Of
tobacco or snuff | loose patience with
everything.
DO you take your baby to church,"
mo. SIR
WHY"
because /, amt the style nova.
days. It's an awful sight ot trouble 10
tx up a bottle TO take 10 church
"lou don't nurse the baby. thcn?"
"No, sir, that has just about gone
out Of fashion and | wish il was. Tit
was not for the cost Of bottles and
pbbers, and there are other reasons
why do not take the baby"
What are they"
We'll. one Of them d, thu, inst
about the time they begin to sing a
solo. they begin to cry and twist and
YOU know YOU have to listen awfully
closc, at best, 10 have any word, in a
solo. and that IA one Of the No 10 date.
things Of our church and Il helps 20
Keep down excitement II We should
not want to stay after the solo We hive
an excuse to 40 home To tn, babies
and some Of the preachers sometimes
make their sermons shorter when they
know 10, Of women leave their babies
at home. ] can't endure a long ser.
mon anyway Well. now YOU have
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Is Your Home Like This?

Sometime ago when the Brown Book
asked for some original definitions Of a
Rome, It received among Others the fol-
lowing answers:
An inn where love is landlord and
contentment is chief guest.
The place where one is treated best
and grumblcs most.
Home is corporation whose pre-.
ferred stock Is contented children.
That place where the heart is and
the bills are sent.
Here is the seulptor's work room to
shape mans destiny.
Home. happincss. health. harmony.
hearts ease, holiness. heritage. heay.
en-. heir.
Home Is where We express our worst
and best selves.
Where we keep everything but our
temper criticisms and advice.
To some a place 10 eat. sleep and
wash.
Gods kindergarten where souls are
trained for humanity and heaven.
simply two wuris. love and mother.
a loving wife, a good table and a
clean bed.
A mans rest-a W"msn's JOS a
child paradise.
Neat wife. sober. industrious nus.
band. Respectful children. Out Of
debt
Home IS loves bank. and our account
Is never oyerirawn.
Gods thought. childhood, refuge
maidenhood's dream womans heaven
mans inspiration.
Home Is God, father. mother. babies.
love. education AMI eaiabIcs.
Maid sublime. meals on time.
None scuppy. an happy
Home Is where love rules ursr'd.h.
ness, tact and harmony exist.
Home. "thc center Of gravity tn the /
sphere of life"
Home is the result VI learning 90
bear and iorboar.
Bright and cheerful place. pleasant
wife. kiss az ita door
Home Is where mother is. be IL hum. |
bile or great
Home Is what We make IT, either
heaven or hell
Father, mother, brothers. sisters |
plenty 20 eat. wear and share.
Home 10 mankind H. As TO the huh to f..
the wheel.
My happy litdc wife.
Bluc.cycd baby.
And God always.
Home is where the hear, Rnds is .
greatest content.
Where loved ones bunk" together.
The best school for making true men
md women.
Whore love rcigns supreme,
And filthy dirt is never sean.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

been a little bit inquis.tiyc as TO how !
do and so on Ind you ever raise a
family?
eyes, nam. I have raised two
families.
We'll. hurrah 'ar sou. How DID
you Begin
Well, ! never slapped or spanked
] never promised a whipping to one Of
my children. never whipped while
aa; Of humor and never quarrclcd with
my chlldrcn under any circumstances
! never allowed one 20 cry u I whipped
a. Inevcrwhiprei any of them more
than twice.
"Drd you nurse them"
"No, main. Ny wife nursed
them. We neither used rlbbcr nor
bottles.
Did YOU take them 90 church"
Yes. nam"
Why did you take them
Because they were ours
Weren't they a heap Of trouble"
"No. nam. We 90, used oit w.,
had a good many and We began 60 take
them early and they got used 90 &, and
We had no bottle 10 get cold and make
the babies twist and grunt They never
disturbed us during solo Ms ehil.
dren never had a whipping at school
and iwo-ffths Of then have been teach
ers. And they revere their fathers
name. They never asked him 10 le,
them 20 70 dance nor a party In their
lives lfthey ever wanted 10 20 they
never said so. SO have had mo-
trouble with my children and became
a social companion with them even
though you may have ten or thirt,
And YOU will be glad you are living
And You will not get OLD though ,ou
may have passed half a century.
K. ". FRANks
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

The fiscal court at Henderson passed
a resolution. providing that the ques.
ton Of the county having a new Sl25..
900 court house be voted on at the next
November election. The old court
house is in a dilapidated condition. and
the records are not safe. The question
II extending the gravel roads to the
county line viii also be voted on.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

We have no objection whether the
Opposition Party names Judge S. W.
lager or Haley: because Western Ken.
--pcky has several Of the best runners
Aat ever entered the field Judge James
BTeathitl Of Christian. Hons. W. ].
DcbOe u Crittenden. G. W. Long Of
huhlenburg. +. 7 Franks. r. ".
Slack and G. W. Jolly Of Davies eoun.
ties. any one Of them can lick" the
Opposition Candidate with fair and
accurate count Cadiz lnformer.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

senator Elkins In coming out for a
ailroad rate bill u hi own said that
shils he was classcd a. a railroad man.
n had ten times the interest In shin.
'ng that he had In carrying tie said
1at he was opposedto the Hepburn bin
ecause Il did not 90 far enough. lie
aid there were wrongs, abuses and dis.
1minations by the railroads and he
iantcd 10 see them stopped lie said
'he Hepburn bill would not stop them.
le said that he wanted a bin that EN-.
gdied court review with the right Of
BE courn 10 suspend any rate fixed by
= Interstate Commerce Commission
compelling the railroads 10 deposit
amount Of money In dispute with
court pending the decision on the
icr. But what he said he was par.
,ularly anxious about was a distinct
'hibition against the railroads pro.
eng or dealing In the commodities
y carried. This he admitted was
Ohibitetby the decision Of the So.
aas Court In the Chesapeake and
No case, but he wanted Il specifically
i,ed IN the act He was also IN favor
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Neural
And Other
p a i

All pain in any disease is
nerve pain, the result Of a tur-
bulent condition of the nerves.
The stabbing, decorating,
daTting, burning, sgonizing
pain THAI comes from the prom
inent nerve branches. or SEN
sorry nerves. is neuralgia, and
is the big brother Q! ~ ;he
other pains.
Dr.. Miks' Anti-Pain Pills
rarely ever fail 10 relieve these
pains by soothing these larger
nerves, and restoring their
tranquility.
Dr.. Mhes' Anti-Pain Pills
leave no bad after-efects. and
are a reliable remedy for every
kind OF pain, such as headache,
backaehe, stomaohache. sciat-
lea, rheumatism and neuralgia.
They also relieve Dizziness,
SleeplessnesS, Nervousness,
Car-Sickness, and Distress af-
ser eating.
'for many years I have been con-
slant sufferer from neuralgia ana
headache. and have never h-sen aba
90 obtain any RELIEF from variduu
headache powdcia aud capsules. untIl
tried Or. Milas' Anu.piin Pills
They always cure my headach. In ave
minutes time FRED u sWtEGt EY,
cashier lst Nat bank, Atkinson. Neb.
Or. Miles Antl.paln pills are sold BY
your druggist, Who will guarantee that
the hrtt package Will beneft n II
talls ne viii return your money.
25 doses, Is eents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

The county court house at Murray.
which burned recently, is to be rebuilt
The fiscal court has decided to submit
TO the people the voting Of $50. 900 for
the purpose. The vote will be taken in
November next.
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kanied.

GENTLEMAN OF lady with good refer
ehcc, TO travel by rail or with a RIG
salary Slui2W per year and expenses
salary pad weekly and expenses al.
vanced. Address, with stamp.
-. JOS. A. ALEXANDER, Marion. XIV.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

he Madisonyille Hustler IS putting
new machinery and will issue a
ln-eolumn, eight-page paper instead
a six-column. The Hustler bears
right name
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

Thee. Bybcc. Of Horse Cave, a timer
moved to Wclectka. |. T., to engage in
business, but found they used rubber
paper almost exclusively and he has
returned. Says they don't know what
tin is in the territory
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

france and Great Britain are taking
ensus Of the people Of their respect
domains. Il is said that the British
rhsus may show that King Edward
iles more people than any other Mon.
rrh
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
FRIDAY, APRIL, 10 1906.

Prof. h. Z. Thorn, Of Cerulean
rings, has been appointed county
fSoi superintendent OF Tngg to sue
II Afford Cunningham, deceased.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

shave, shine. shingle, bath. buoy.
aney bristle. Patronize our shop and
We will make YOU feel good.
METZ & SEDBERRY.
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BscnPTloS ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR

htercd A. sreord-cllss matter July IS. 1904. At
|rostothee a, Marion. Ky. under Act Of Con
Of March 3. 1873.
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Greatly Reduced Prices, and all of the
stock is strictly up-to-date in style and
made by the best shoe makers in the
United States.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Dress Goods.

SlOo all.wool Dress Goods. Closing Sale
Price Use.
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Did you ever raise a family"
Yes. SIR"
How did YOU raise them"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
Hung at Any Angle.

leaving free space between the rod
and the frame, the rods being inclined.
Associated with each rod is an adjust
able catch, having two holes, through
one of which is inserted the rod and
the supporting cord through the other.
When tension is put upon the support
ing cord the catches are tilted SO as to
grip the rods and thus be held firmly
in place. If it is desired to change the
inclination of the frame this can be
easily and quickly done by sliding the
catches up or down along the rods. II
they are moved upward the angle be-
tween the frame and the wall is less
ened, while if they are removed down
ward it is increased. If the top EDGE
of the frame is not horizontal, for eX
ample, and it is desired to straighten
it up. this can be done by moving one
of the adjustable catches until the pro-
per result is secured.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
MYSTER|0USLY MURDERED
c. /. Spier, Con6dant Of Active Head
Ct Standard Oil, Slain by Pistol
HAD JUST INSURED HIS LIFE

Policies All Held in q Company That
has No Suicide Exemption Clause
Police Declare Positive Belief That
Death Wound Was Self Inflicted
Many Puzzling Features.
New York City.-Charles L. Spier.
Jr.. personal representative of Henry
II. Rogers in lighting and railroad in
terests in Richmond County and North
ern New Jersey, and business protege
Of Mr.. Rogers, was killed mysteriously
at 3.15 o'clock in the morning in his
residence, 7 Tompkins avenue, New
Brighton, Staten Island. He left his
bedroom at that hour holding his load
ed revolver in his right hand and hav-
ing his left hand in the collar of his
Boston bull terrier, Buster. He passed
down the stairs in the dark this way.
His wife says two pistol shots were
fired in the dining room. One was
from Mr.. Spier's own revolver and one
bullet went through his heart. No in
dications of burglars were found later
except collection of plated silverware
on the floor of the dining room beside
the revolver and an open door to the
piazza in the rear Of the hallWay-the
key on the inside.
Mr.. Spier had just insured his life for
$4,000 and paid the last of the prem
iums on two policies involved two days
before his death. This was probably
the last piece Of business he trans
acted. A judgment for over $4,000
was rendered against him short time
ago.
Although the police were led by sew
eral things to believe that Mr.. Spier
was shot by a burglar who was at
tempting to get away with the FAMILY
silverware and was much surprised,
there is much that puzzles them in the
case.
While Mrs. Spier told the police that
her husband WENT in search Of burglars,
armed with a revolver and accom-
panied by bull terrier, the police say
they believe that Spier was shot
through the heart with his own pistol,
and that at no time before or after
the shot which killed him was either
footsteps or a scuff1e heard. The bull
terrier, known in the neighborhood for
its ferocity, did not even bark, and was
wandering unconcernedly about the
hall when Spier's body was found at
the foot of the Stairs.
The police are also puzzled by the
fact that, although few pieces of sill.
verware were found on the floor as if
hastily dropped by a surprised thief,
no mark3 were found on the rear
piazza, which a thief must have
climbed to enter the house, and no foot
marks were found in the grounds
around the house. The soil was quite
soft from recent rain and should have
retained impressions Of shoes.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
BITS on NEWS
WASHINGTON.

Senator Allison's amendment to thl'
Railroad Rate Bill met with so mucI
opposition from his Republican col
leagues that he withheld it for modif
cation. hysCo
All free passes on railroads wer
barred by clause put by the Senatt
into the rate bill.
The Government will cooperate will
Ohio officials in prosecution Of thu
Standard Oil Company.
The Isthmian Canal Commission mel
and decided to ask for an appropriat
tion of $26,34S,2s1 to continue the
construction of the canal during the
fiscal year ending 5une 80, 1907.
President Roosevelt in a special mes
sage to Congress explained the refusal
Of the Government to accept foreign
contributions for the San Francisco
sufferers. @'!%
Tariff revision will be the issue In
the coming Congressional campaign.
Countess di Brazza, representing the
italian Government, urged establish
ment Of an international bureau to d.
rect immigration here.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06

washing machines is the aim of an
Illinois inventor. He claims that this
washbCard has a surface which will
enable clothes to be rapidly and thor
oughly washed without injuring the
fabrics and without tearing away the
buttons. In the sides of the frame are
bearings into which q number of roll
erS are journaled. These rollers each
have four horizontal grooves, dividing
the rollers into ribs, and at an angle
with the ribs are transverse cor
rugutionS. The horizontal grooves
serve to hold and dispense soap, which
is supplied prior to washing the clothes.
The transverse corrugatiOnS are ar
ranged at pitch to form threads fol
feeding the clothes, the corrugatiOnS OF
the alternate rollers being arranged re"
verSely, the tendency OF the adjacent
rollers being to move the clothes or
other fabrics in opposite directions.
The rollers are spaced apart to permit
water to pass readily between them.
Before washing the grooves are filled
with soap, which is 10 be packed prior
to the commencement Of the launder-
ing operation, the quantity of soap be-
ing intended to suffice for an entire
Observation-Disclosures Record.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
SAY HE BURNED CHURCH
The Rev. e. Stewart Balm Accused of
Arson at Waterloo, N, Y.
Investigators Declare the Pastor Guilty
After q Long Inquiry-Collapsej in
Pulpit During Sunday Service.

Rochester, N. Y.-Not in many years
has the village of Waterloo felt so
much excitement as has been caused
by the arrest of the Rev. G. Stewart
Balm, pastor of the First Baptist
Church, on the charge of setting fire to
that church when it was burned to the
ground OH the night Of March 6.
When the church was burned its con-
gregation had just paid tho last Of its
debt, and the parish was in flourish
ing condition. It was believed at the
time the fire was the work of an incen-
diary, but no one was suspected, and
the villagers were at loss to account
for the deed. The church was insured
for $1,000, ard the insurance company
adjusted the loss at S6225.
Not long after the destruction Of the
church the pastor began receiving
threatening letters, each signed with a
skull and crossbones. One Of these
read:
"Sir-You are hereby warned to leave
the town. We have knowledge of who
it was burned the church. What about
Miss K. She is all right, you bet. but
not for you. This town will soon be
too hot Look out. The black snake
is sure and tells no tales. So get out.
Next time you know"
These letters to the pastor were fol-
lowed by similar anonymous letters to
prominent members Of the church.
Christ Church opened its doors to the
Baptist congregation. While Mr.. Balm
was preaching there on Sunday, April
Is, he suddenly fell unconscious in the
pulpit. His physician said he had had
q slight hemorrhage Of the brain, and
ordered him to cease all labors for a
time. He was granted vacation. In
vestigation of the fire went on in Mr..
Bain's absence, and certain circum-
stances were learned that resulted in
the pastors arrest pnd incarceration in
iail
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
FATHER AND SON SLAIN.
Tramps With Razors Kill Lonely Hotel
Keepers.

Old Bridge. N. J.-George Whiteman,
forty years old, and his father, seventy
years old, whose bodies, horribly
slashed with razors and with throats
cut, were found in the barroom of the
little hotel or road house, which they
kept on the road from Old Bridge to
Matawan, N. j.. two miles from Old
Bridge.
The place was closed. The door was
forced, and leaning against the door
were the bodies Of father and son.
Blood was everywhere, and on the floor
were the blades and handles Of several
broken razors.
It was evident that the two men had
been attacked in force. They had made
desperate struggle for life. The
hands of both victims were slashed ter
ribly, showing they had seized and
broken the raEors welded by their as
sailants. The cleanness with which
their throats were cut indicated that
after they had been overpowered, per-
haps while they were held by their as.
sailants, their throats were cut as If
they had been sheep.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
OUR ADOPTED ISLANDS.

There is renewed fear among the
Filipinos that the islands are to be
sold to Japan, and the fear is wi1e-1
spread.
A. T. Atkinson, eX-Superintendent OF
Public Instruction and father Of Act
ing Governor Atkinson, died Of heart
disease at Honolulu. For many years
he was the head organizer Of the pub
lie schools of the Hawaiian Islands.
Judge McKenna resigned from the
Porto Rico bench at the demand OF
the Island Bar Association.
Bilbid Prison. in the Philippines, con,
tains 1000 native prisoners, q large
percentage of whom are serving SEM
tences for sedition and insurrection.
1t is said that the officers of the.
army as a rule are enthusiastically In
favor Of the retention of the Philip
pines as permanent colonial posses
sions.
A force of constabulary, acting In,
conjunction with Governor Juan
Schaick. of the Province Of Cavite,
Philippine Islands, will begin, a move
meut to capture Montalon and his band
Of outlaws, now located south Of the
Taal volcano. The authorities predict
that it will be impossible for the bant
dts and their leader to esc!pe on this
occasion. 81
Governor-Gener Ide has appointed
a committee to see how many prison.
ers in the jail at Marila who are held
for sedition and insurrecton may be
safely released. ~ -
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
DOMESTIC.

The offices of Joseph Letter and the
L.. q. Letter estate, in Chicago, were
entered by burglars who stole securr.
ties valued at $4,000.
James T. Tierney, a fireman, was
electrocuted by fallen wire, and fVe
of his comrades sustained serious In
juries while fighting a fire at Mobile,
Ala. ~
A cloudburst has washed away all
the bridges on the Dry Fork Railroad,
between Hendricks and Horton, W.
Va, q distance Of thirty miles.
The northeast wing of the City Hall.
Chicago was abandoned by order OF
Building Commissioner Bartzen, who
said it was in danger Of falling.
Investigation into the Mutual Life
Insurance Company's payments fof
legislative expenses was opened by
Special Grand Jury. Of New York City,
TT. L. -tmple, of Texarkana, Ark
has presented to Mrs: Mary Bakei
Eddy, of Christian Science fame, q
$4,000 pair of Kentucky horses. 3
It has been decided to retain the
Methodist publishing houses in New
York City and Cincinnati, but concen
trate the work.
The Gaekwar of Baroda, one Of thu
three highest native rulers Of India
is on his way to New York Cit..
The situation in San Francisco con.
tinues to improve, relief was distrib.
uted expeditiously and many plans for
rebuilding are made.
Banks in San Francisco resumed
business and the City Engineer sub.
mitted a comprehensive plan for the
rebuilding of the city.
Independent oil producers expressed
great qualification at the Presidents
message.
John D. Rockefeller. Jr.. announced
the disbandment Of his Young Mems
Club, In New York City.
More than forty Brooklyn and Man
haitian automobilists were fined In one
day for scorching on Long Island.
Major General A. W. Greely, in COM
mand Of the forces in San Francisco,
has reported that in Santa Rosa the
killed in the earthquake Of April IL
numbered sixty-nine persons. Fifty
three were injured and ten are still
missing.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
FOR HANGING PICTURES.

When preparing picture to be hung
upon the wall everything depends upon
the points at which the fastenings are
placed on the side. Although these
may be inserted by an experienced
person, the probabilities are that the
purchaser will not be entirely satisfied
with the result, especially if the pic
ture is a valuable Jne. BY the use of
the device shown here the picture can
be adjusted. at any angie from the wall
without removing the fastenings, but
simply by adjusting the catch. At
tached to the back Of the frame at
each side is a rod or guide. At the
ends of the rods are angular pieces,
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1906-06-06
14000 IN SUDDEN QUARANTINE
Philadelphia Police Guard Nine Blocks
While Doctors Examine Residents.

IQlldQelpuld IOllCe Nuulu 4NIAC bioSnS
While Doctors Examine Residents.
Philadelphia.-If smallpox is spread
in Philadelphia from a single case dis
covered there, it will not be because Of
lack of energetic action by the health
authorities. More than q hundred po-
licemen started out at o'clock a. M,
and quickly placed ropes across all the
streets surrounding nine square blocks
of the most densly populated section
of the city.
Then, while the policemen guarded
the streets and allowed no one to pass
either in or out Of the district, a corps
of physicians started in to examine
every one of the $4,000 men, women
and children within the nine blocks.
Not one person escaped examination.
and 5000 of them were vaccinated.
The other 1000 escaped because they
had been vaccinated recently enough to
satisfy the doctors. 1t was five hours
before the rigid quarantine was re-
laxed il any block.