The San Francisco call., 1906-06-24
John [ Henry on Summer Resorts

well known millionaire from Cincin-
natl. He is here to follow the races.
but he seems to have an idea that the
horses live in the hotel barroom. be-
cause that is where he does most of
his following
Cornelius Sudslifter, the well known
inventor of the patent chowless chow
der, is paying deep attention to Esme
ralda Ganderface, the brilliant daugii-
ter of old man Tightfist Ganderface.
the millionaire inventor of system of
opening CLAIMS by steam. Cornelius
and Esmeralda make sweet and beau
tiful picture as they stroll arm in arm
to the postoffice. where Cornelius mails
check for the weeks alimony to his
former wife, who is visiting lawyers in
South Dakota
society. is spending the summer q At
lantlc City. Hector was formerly a
bohemian glass blower, but he is HOW
rich enough to leave off the last part
or his occupation, so he calls himself
just bohemian--which is different
rector is paying deep attention to
Phyilis Kurdsheimer. the daughter of
Mike kurdsheimer, the millionaire in
Ventor of the slipperly elm shoehorn
Gus Beanhoister, the widely known
punion broker and society man of South
newark, is summering at Cape May.
Where ne mingles with the other pets
Oh FASHION. Gus finds 1t very hard to
refrain from looking at peoples feet
during the bathing hours, but other
wise is doing quite well
hank Schmitpickle and his latest
WlIe from Chicago sailed on the steam
snip Minnehaha last week to spend the
season in the British capital The
Schmltpickles will occupy the villa at
NO. ia Cottagecheese place Blither-
insham Park, near Speakeasy Towers
on the Old Kent road, Bayswater, across
from Shoreditch--God save the King.
mercedes Caulifiower is summering
az Narragansett Pier, and her fiance,
Mr.. Peter Cuckoobird, is dancing at
tendance upon her 1t will be remem-
oered that Mercedes is the daughter
ana helress of Jacob Caulifiower,. the
miillonaire manufacturer of boneless
erlpe, which has become quite a fad
IN society since the beef trust got
chesty- Peter Cuckoobird is a rising
put on account of the fortune left him
py his mother, he is now butter-fying
through life in a gasoline barouche
with diamond settings in the tires.
Hank Dobbs and his daughter, Crys-
taiine, sailed on the Oceanic yesterday
Tor the Riviera. Before the steamship
pulled out Hank admitted that he didn't
Know whether the Riviera was city
or new kind of cheese. but if money
could do the trick he intended to know
the truth.
MT and Mrs. James Shine Won Shine
were divorced yesterday at the home
OF the brides parents in Newport The
ceremony was very simple but expen-
slve to the ex-husband. Considerable
allmony changed hands.
Ihe private cottage of Mrs. Offulrich
Swellswell at Bar Harbor has been
beautifully decorated in honor of the
approaching divorce of their daughter.
1ladys, from her husband, Percy Skid
doo Percy is the well-known manu-
facturer of the reversible two-step so
much used by society.
cards are all out for a divorce in the
iamily of the Won Guzzles but owing
to a typographical error in the cards
II Is impossible to say whether it is
the old man or the son. Both employ
blonde typewriters
Copyright. 1906. by G. w. Dillingham;
Company