Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-08-11


Juicy botiHeak and ihe seductive
ahoflcakc. ana glsta nf beer % 1000
miles way Were you ever 20HO meloa
away from n glass of beer on a hot
dly3 Perhaps you DO not care i0r
beer. We'll. H'B just the same DE.
lance 10 a dish % Zee cream.
Al Things 70 Those Who Wait
Really. our arai day on the hurrl
cane deck of 8 mulo was inil of pleaa
ant aarpflaoa o. whole. and until
late In tha afternoon wsn quite ifcd
from aiafme The crossing OF uiua
river. the nollosi stream in Central
America. FURNISHED q fitting Ciimas
iur shat might have otherwise been
ciasgod aa a quiet dhY When We
came 20 pimieuip we found ourselves
confronted With deep. broad stream.
Tho current Waf swift end stfune
and Che ctusaihF looked dangerous
We looked Tor the icrryman, and
hnaiiv discovered him ON the other
side. I am told that 40 matter in
which direction you approach this
sircam. ihe boaimar De- always on che
other side After severely ttralning
our vocal chords VIZ succeeded in ui'
NN aAfNN" NfH "N||HNl"tif NAA A" "i" AN
uut 0ut from tbf anurc Ho appeared
10 he paddline q Ions canoe. and max
ing "a bad mess ul ihe Sob al that ~
) am OF q very reflective turn oi mind,
I devoted the half an hour or more
d TOOK him 90 cross the stream I'M
figuring out hw three hlg men end
three h,ilo mules ecre golng 10 got
lover that broad river IN canoe. and
after / discovered tnat the canoe was
a Jugouf. ! came Co che conclusion
that ! Din know the answer. az
rived az a partial solution, however
which was that one iat mRn (mCaninf
mel and a certain my mule had Nui
! hc'entiy explored the interior Of Hon
duraa u We couldn't So around tnal
river ] wasn't particularly Iniericat
lea in the operation ct leading th,
harNaen aboard the iippy old iuh--l
oven watched che saddles and oihol
truck r0 in without u word bat wai
keonly alive to the performance Whor
Honin ruliod tho pack mulo into ih'
Water and che b Altman pushed oi
Wing ma PING on iho shore. fhn
pack mule swan IKE "a duck. nni
they lGniot everything without
lhtcl i.e 8colChman went noNL an'
biR mule performed the Aquatic ac
. with credit had one of th0aN
lunches that ] had better go back O
San Pedro. lho only interior ! care
/, anything about was just at that mo
lmcnt in @ decidedly nervous stat
and needed nuici and care, but
( couldn't iof thai rod.headon aerf iron
. tho District OF Columbia. who has
I never had o vote. ieer al me. q froi
, born citizen of tho great and gloi
olua Quilted States. Il was un 60 m,
y haG 10 $50. was admonlahed g
keep my mules head upstream and q
/, give him plenty OF rope. We ftarfe
I on IN gallant siyle although q seen
ed to mot that she mule must ID
I, breathing through mis- ears. aa ncihln
else showed above the water
"Cuidadoi" exclaimed nonli0. iron
the shore ! looked and the mule Wa
. headed down stream. gave a ahar
. pull ON the line and turned him hack
but, oh dear. the man with the paddl
4 wasn't exepoctinE that and the ak
! WAS hloiiod out n8 we went over. an
I'll went down shall always troa
. mules kindly after rails. for my litil
i mule saved my lifo right there AZ
= came ur weighted down with on
auggy clothes and hoaY shoes on
llcgglngg, the mule padded by. hts ga
gwccpiuq ont Ike "a llIo line trol
b. shore grabbed and caught thi
B, brush aud in three minutes was sal
ashore poirerilloa was only HhU
q drive from the river, and we haatcnc
a iu fho town hall. whore space va
% reserved for ug, aud made a quif
n change OF the clothes % avoid fgYo
y Honesty Among People.
pOireriiioa marks che beginning
u lilo end of John Jacob AstoG Do,
T. notable failure as a railroad nullde
A Few years aFo the yellow lourna
4, gave glowing accounts of the AmeI
I, can invasion az Honduras, aud q
young millionaire was pictured mol
" lng The ntile republic ln the hollo
, 0l hls hand When be- iel ~ ue WI
heap wiser hut hadn't added an
thing bat experience 10 the million
y which he foil heir %.
y Our short ntay OF one night IN IA
n place was marrod by q feeling uf "a
paalueaa which was not folt else
where in tha republic We we're 90
that our mules were likely to
stolen and We might be- robbed
io we we're nos watchfal This Is 81
a. usual in Honduras. because The pugp
1f a. "a Tulo are honest and hospital
ia and ihieYefy "a bot little knoEn.
ai we got away from this 0bieci.O
~ able place very early thlh murnln
y aud made "a sNlfi hike for Santa gn
10 Yuiun shortly after leaving potre
nt illos. where began writing this %
n tier. We found ourselves ln a most ID
- Icullar country in early geolos
Ia days "a great lava llood poured d0p
of from the mOunlnlns and swept 0Y
ie a afae area 0f swamp AZ me San
a time DE mountains threw np q
N % buuldors. chat fcli ihickly over n
lg lava. Ihe lava Waa pOfOuH. and "a
n composed rapidly. leaving many ri
"a and rafliIea between thn boulder
Ie The rldt through th.s section oi nj
~ miles iunA na alE hnura. tuL ID a
al something aNfal Az times ihe mul
M were forced to climb smooth hOul
-, ere I'M order i0 escape sinking cie
ont nf aighi
.r q Waa With feelings of roiloi th
IN Wn hnHly cruased the RIO nlnn
~ aud entered NE dry rad dusty VAN
I'll Of fpina After q short stop 90 81
nj inn mules and iu uandngo thl brnlal
Ia We rode ou tO the village OF folna.
4. cuafcf uf native ahaehH DO duhe an
Il. brush. where We are to apeHd a conI
ii Ioi days armnFlnN Cor a fr'p 40 d
\ mysterious Lake Yoiua We "
IlnHVf the pack mule and nfuif0 81
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