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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20

!Hpeau .llto ole outage llellcr Sttu'
ben allf Dem 2oucr'id1en 2ano.Gom.
pier al Nortb . 9lperue ullo Bulasfi
StroBc bcratbcr, bod maren nleb-
rcre Wfitglicber ser Gommiliion Der,
DinOert, an oieier 9erotbuilg meaan
anocrer engagements Sbeil 5u ne1,
men, unb muroe oober einc Sibun0
oui 6reitog Nodmittog . llbr felt.
gcicBt.
Gie Gonpention umeri.
fani der % uni5ipa.
litdten.
Mapor Simarils miro am Mon-
tog SormittagS s llbr 80 Minuten,
nit ben ilbrigen iiebcn Ieleooten sur
Gonpcntion omcrifoniidcr Mitnijis
politdtcn in Chicago bon Scr llniolt,
Stotion IN oenForlorpoggonnS Sun.
heanl" obfobren unb am Samita9
Nbeuo ocrielben ISOLDE na6 9alti.
more 5lriiffebrcn.
Innab mel drei ben.
Inter Den geitcrn pom Mopor enl,
pfongenen acknowledgement Der all
oos gronb Icnfmol . Gomite CT.
nonntcn giirger bcionocn iib lold)e
bon aoroinal 8ibbons, 3. $. Gar.
roll, General Serb. s. 2atrobe, So.
iios Ycnnin9ton, j. s. Eitt, &ibter
Senrp Stofbribge unb 5. .. Holns
Jap. Ger 2estere i6rieb, Dab er be.
rcit mare, $1,000 81 gcben, menn ii6
bullOert onbere 9iirger perpflidteE
miirben. Die gleide Srunme 5l &C.
belL oOer aber niiroe cr 81 einem
hun0erttauieno Collars . Sonb eben-
falls $1,000 beiltei,ern. Sr, Soiep6
81 @ioroio wuroe geitern pom Wob-
or ais Witglie6 oes Counties CT.
nannt.
Iu Ser " ii dreie {.
Sr. g(rthlir ". Hobion empfing per
&abel Die 0tittbeilung, Dab ii6Stoot-
Snocniellr SenooQ geltern ouf Dem
Compier "Waieitic" BON 2iperpopI
nod Nap : 2)orf ein9eidifft bat uno
miro berieQbe GnOc oes Wpnats pic.
Der in Baltimore iein.
3asW egere6 erlnngt.
Gie Eenniplpnnia : 9obn bat ser
N65ugsfannl . GommiIion 0aS @e.
gereft ourd ibr @runOeigentbum bel
9onpiem > Sunction fir ben Ban oeS
aroben gb5ussfunulS nod Dem Bad
Giper obne iebpeoeG ompeniation &C.
m1brt. 8enerol . Igent $. @.&app,
pon Der Eenniplponio.9ob brad)te
geitern Dem Wopor per lonlid) oiele
frelloi9c Nadriht.
Yroeio or BARBER berg's
Rad oI9er.
Iie Sfulbeb0roe miro mabrihcir,
lid in ibrer Sibung ant 26. Septen.
Ter eincn Nodfolgcr iiir Eroi. @m.
i, @arbcnburg olS Erin5ipol fir
Gle oitlide bobere Go6teridule CT.
rcnnen. superintendent Son Sidlc
ic9tc, Dab cr feinen Nadiolger fiir
Sen Eroieiior empioblcn babe, iucil
er oo5ll nidt bon Der 9ehorOc aiifgc'
iorocrt woroen ici, @r bat inOcB per,
i6icoene, Npplifntionen empiangcn
mclhc CT Ser Shulbcboroe utter
6reitcn meroe.
Sic alaiien Der 0itliden bo6erer
Sodteridule merocn n1d)ltc Wod)e
~prganiIirt, ullo bic Shule an 1.St-
tobcr croifnet mcrbcn. Nie Srgoni.
lotion miro bllr6 Eroi, Scnrp g,
Mcit, Iiiiitenten oes Sliperintcnoen-
ten Ban Sidle, crfolgen, uno Der
iclbc Die Shule leiten, bis CT Olrh
bcn Nodfol9er ocS Erof. @oroen.
burg obgeloit miro.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20
Steu. 8. Niener e g..

Reiie. Bureau uno Wehielitibe.
Sdiffsfarten bon nnb mad Deutid.
lano NIT Dem MorbSeutiden 2lopo
itub unberen Qinicn, @etiepdiie, 0eh.
iel, greSitbricie unb @eISiehounsen.
217 Cit.yaItimpre.S trake.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20
EAiffsfarien puu nnb mad 9entidj.
lamb.

Ior Baltimore Bis Bremen: SEA.
iiite $50, $45 unS $3.50. Bremen
bis Baltimore: $3.50 unb $3.50.
Munbreiie 81 biliserem preiie. Sbeo.
$. Oiener & So, 217, Dt-@altimors.
Gtrake. Q70--l
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20

@rrlangt: cine 1ltere Srau in elmer
oeutiten 5amilie, nm Die Iuiliht
iiber sen 9ausbalt 81 fiibren. Wan
aoreiiire s, z. 33, .Gcutider Gprre.
iponoent." (263--D
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20
Tas Wettcr.

Sir Morplano mo ocl1 Iiitrift
Columbia beute ltno morgen idlones,
lparmes @etter; leid)te, meiitenS iiio=
lihe @inoe.
@eitcrn betrllg oie bodItc Scmpc-
rntur 80 @rao nm 3 ltbr Nohnlit=
Tags, mGbrenO Der nieOrigiten Ibcr-
mometeritanO II @roo Inn 6 llbr
Worgens mar.
Sn Ben iibrigcn 9unoes = 8etter.
ltotionen ulroe iolgcnoe Worimals
3en1pcrotrr rcgiitrirt; GaItport 76,
Shorthand 80, Bolton Sc, Nlbanp Sc,
Rem.Oorf SS, philadelphia Sc, Mt.
lontic Sin so, Gape Dan 76, @dib.
ington 80, Noriolf SO, &atterus 81,
Charlotte "a, @ilmington SO, Gbnr.
lelton S6, Sapnnnob sc, Sadionpiae
Sc. Slipitcr SS, Sen @elt 80, glt-
lnntn 50, Montgomery SO, Nem.Sr.
leans Sc, IoIeItine SO, @alueiton SS,
Corpus Ghriiti SS, WcmpbiS SS,
Cincinnati 76, Titts6urg So, Sspego
76, Buffalo Sc, Glepelnno so, Dc.
troit Sc, alpena "A, MorQltettc &c,
@reen Ban 70, Chicago 76, 9lIilt6
Sc, ct. Saul rs, ct. 2oilis SO, San.
jos Gitp rs, Omaha 68, Sllron 66,
9ismord 76, Wiaiiton 50, Saore SO,
Selcno rs, Salt Cafe Gitp 76, Gen.
per 50, Nortb Ylatte 66, Iooge Gitp
70, @mariQo 76, Sos Angeles 96.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20
Staet Baltimore.
1tntcrbaItnnas . @eaWeiicr.

,0snNt' Atabem.e." - Siefe g8ohe: naRi8.
pab".
.@abctp." - 9ieie SSofe: nSaiuiD Tubet
Sonpngnie". Matiuec ieben 5ng.
.Nlanen's." - Stefc gSo6c: g2bc 8irl Haf.
fels".
p0plonnaSe.s beatsr, - Sieie g8o6c: Sarbe.
oiues@'oriteIlungen,
aSurb's." 9ieie 0o6e: pMib SoDp Sol.
IarS".
rWlarnlnnb." - Siefe @o9e: tdeIi6 sipei
Observation-Disclosures
,npnioan," = Sicfe @one: n3be BURGLAR
diio The Gunn".
,susitprium." - Sieie gSohe: nSbe Sans
room Pphs".
,sscu Wspnumeutal." 49, Sicfc gSo6co 9be
Nberue Girls.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20

9uie6all. - Ger 0altimorer
9oiebuI = Club bot mieOer perloren.
sSsn Roheiter, T..D., beIicgtc Ser Dor.
tige Gh6 sic 0oltimprer g%eItern nit
elmer Scorc bon 6 5l 3. Gas Heluls
tat ser geitrigcu Spiele ser oitliden
2igo mar, mie iolAt:
I'm Mpdlciter.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20

9roufen eine haIbc W l.
lion. = Ser .GbriitIife @erein
iunger WGnncr" miro am SomItoa
gbenb, Den 70. Sftober, I'M .9eI.
peoerc-Sotel" ein Bartlett baIter, bel
lpeldlcm bic Sommlungen fir eilt
neues SebGlbe bcs 8ereins begin.
men lueroen. Cine babe Minion
Dollars tit fir oen 3med erfcrber.
lid. 2ie bauptiGhliditrn Iebner
iperoer iein Hid,ter Sbelbpn open.
Ger bon ct. SouiS unb Sr. 1reb. 9.
Smith, elmer Der intcrnationoler
Scfret1rc Scs 0creins.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-20
Wnnisipnl = Nngclcgcn6citcn.

Nngcbote fiir bic SturmmuiierfnnGle
- Gontraftc fir Strobenpiloitc.
rulgelt. - Captain 6ormea re.
iignirt. - Gin Come i'm &otb.
boltic. - Stoot . Sngcniclr Sen.
0nQ allf ser Hiidreiie.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Barton
PROBATE COURT.

Loren b. Going estate, Bloomington.
James NJ. Wyman appointed administra-
tor de bonis non vice A. d. Mathews, for
mer administrator, deceased.
Levi F. Conn estate, Bloomington. Ad-
ministrator settles his account. Decree OF
distribution made.
Lucy 1. Wells estate, Barton. Commits
sioners' report returned.
Loren B. Going estate, Bloomington.
E. E. Mathews, administrsto Of the estate
OF A. d. Mathews, for administrato pre-
sents his account. Referred to Barton
Landing, April 20.
Lydia A. Seaver estate, Glover. APP
praisers' inventory returned.
Stafford minors, Barton. Julia A. Stat
ford appointed guardian.
Aveline Fl. Brown estate, Newport. Ad-
ministrator settles his account Decree of
distribution made.
Charles ". Bogue estate, Newport. APP
praisers' and administrator's inventories
returned.
Howard L. Brock estate, Troy. Com
m~issioners' report returned.
Jerry e. Dickerman estate, Newport.
win proved. Hannah p. Dickerman APP
pointed executrix. II. B. Cushman and
Homer Thrasher appraisers n commits
sioners.
John Duso estate, Westield. Joel
Brown appointed administrator. q. B.
Hitchcock and Arthur Demar appraisers
and commissioners.
Francis K. Powell estate, Barton. APP
praisers' inventory returned.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
FREE TO FARMERS

To any Farmer who will write US
mentioning this paper, we will send
free, postpaid, several formulas for
making a first-class fertilizer at home.
together with Tie cost of the ingred-
tents, directions for mixing, etc.
The Vermont Experiment Station
in its bulletin No. lie has the follow
ing to say with reference to the value
of home mixed fertilizers as COM
pared with the ordinary commercial
brands: son every account, how
ever, financial, educational, agricul-
tural, it is better to buy the crude
stock and home mix if one uses a ton
or MORE"
Every up-to-date farmer should be
interested in the subject of home
mixed fertilizers and we are in pos
ton to help them. Address,
CARROLL S. PAGE, Hyde Park, VT.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Why We Grow Old. /.

We grow old because we do not
know enough to keep young, just as
we become sick and diseased because
we do not know enough to keep
well. The time will come when a
man will no more harbor thoughts
that will make him sick or weak
than he would think of putting his
hands into fire. No man can be sick
if he always has right thoughts and
takes ordinary care of his body. If
he will think only youthful thoughts
he a maintain his youth far be-
yond the usual period.
If you would 'sbe young when DID,"
adopt the sundial's motto, II record
none but hours of sunshine" Never
mind the dark or Swallowed hours.
Forget the unpleasant, unhappy
days. Remember only the days Of
rich experience; let the others drop
into oblivion. There is longevity in
observation-disclosures.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Lessons For schoolboys.

There is no question that our fore
fathers supposed that benefit might be
derived from causing schoolboys to be
spectators Of the hangings of criminals.
Sir Walter Scott. has borne testimony
to this custom being not unknown in
Scotland. In 1.-The Heart of Midlo-
THAN Mr.. Saddletree is represented
as saying:
! promised to ask a half play day to the
schulz so that the BARNS might gang and
see the hanging, which Gamma but nave a
pleasing effect on their young minds, see
ing there is no knowing what they may
come to Observation-Disclosures 36.
Sir Walter would. not, we may as
sumo, have written the above had be
not known that such things had actual
ly taken place. London Notes and
Queries.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
.rhe Mail Contract Game

Charles Edward Russell relates in
"Soldiers of the Common Good" In
the March number of Everybody's,
the following significant story:
"I had in my possession once the
affidavit of a Colorado railroad man
explaining part of the mail contract
game. Once every four years the
government weighs the mail carried
on ca h railroad. The weighing goes
on every day for thirty days, and on
the resulting average TIRE price
is made for the next four years
The time OF the weighing is
well known to all concerned. Tne
witness, a station agent, swore that
at weighing time on his road he used
TO send old city directories. pieces of
coupling pins, old bolts, and birs of
paving stones day by day TO the di-
vision headquarters of his road and
get them all back. A slice of a grind
stone, he said, had made the round
trip thirteen times in the thirty days.
All the stations on his road per-
formed the like tricks, with the result
that for the next four years the gov
eminent paid for a weight of mails
more than ten times as great as was
ever carried"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Reef and Rrawn.

1t is said of kean. the actor, that he
ate mutton before playing the part of
lover. beef before playing that of MUIR
derer and pork before assuming the
character of a tyrant. That may be
merely a story or a fact, but it is a
well known t--th th2t beef VIII enable
more e~xhausting muscular work to be
done than will mutton, SO there may be
something i'll the "roast beef of old
England In the eighteenth century
this was one of the English gods"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
THE INSURANCE AGENT.
One of the Very Clever Schemes He
Uses In His Business.

The modern insurance agent has
a sort of painless method of extract
ing a policy. Here is one that works
where a good many Others fail:
Jones Is an insurance agent. and
he meets Brown, who abhors solicit
ors of all kinds. Says Jones:
"You are not looking well these
days, Brown"
THAT. so? I didn't know it.
What's the matter With mes
well, you seem to be off color and
under weight. | don't Believe YOU
could pass an examination for in
surance."
Brown shifts in contempt.
q don't think you appreciate how
strict insurance examinations are
says Jones mysteriously. 1T is a
good deal harder to get a $4,000
policy than to pass the physical ex-
animation for West Point"
Il can do it." says Brown. al
though not confidently. Jones has
touched him in a tender spot, for he
used to be a champion athlete.
go up to the office and see," says
Jones. you needn't take out any
insurance. | just have a little curl
osity to see whether you can pass"
Brown has a little curiosity on
the subject, too, and he goes to the
examination with a little anxiety.
The company physician taps him all
over, weighs him and-pronounces
him a "fne specimen Of physical
manhood"
And Brown is so pleased at his
little triumph that he takes out a
policy with Jones. New York
Press.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Whip 1t Out Of Him.

In the schools of a town measures
were recently taken to test the chill
dren's eyesight. AS the doctor fin
ished each school he gave the prin-
cipal a list of the pupils whose eyes
needed attention and requested him
to notify the children's parents to
that effect.
One night soon after the opening
of the fall term a little boy came
home and gave his father the fol-
lowing note, duly signed by the
principal:
Dear Sir-It becomes my duty to in
form you that your son shows decided in
dications of astigmatism, and his case Is
one that should be attended to without
delay.
The next day the father. sent the
following answer:
Dear sir-Whip it out of him. Yours
truly, --.
Baltimore Herald.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Two Ia-men Have Been popes.

The canon law does not prescribe
that the pope must be a cardinal or
even a cleric. Nevertheless since the
election of Urban VI. in 1873 the sue
cessful candidates have belonged to
the members of the sacred college. al
though as late as 1853 a noncardinal
was voted for several times. At least
two laymen-John XIX. Q024 and Adj
RAN Y. 127G)-have occupied the papal
throne. and there is today nothing to
prevent laymen from being created
cardinals, although they are not enti-
ted to vote in the conclave unless they
can produces special permit from the
late pope.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02

In February, 1881, DR.. Francis E
Clark, a young Maine clergyman, after
many experiments in interesting boys
and girls in religion, found, as he tells
us, that nothing but religion ap-
pealed to the religious nature of
young people," With some forty
boys and girls he organized the first
Christian Endeavor Society. 1t rep
resented but a single religious denom-
ination. Now it represents a hundred.
1t has members in fifty different
nations or colonies. Its Fellowship
with Fidelity" and other characters
tic notices are heard in eighty Ian
guages. 1t has forty publications in
fifteen languages. 1t holds meetings
all over the world. AS DIR. Clark
saws, it's members have discovered,
as he did twenty. FIVE years ago, that
"a prayer meeting car be made more
I interesting than a debating society. =
-"With the Procession, !" Everybody's
Magazine for April.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
We Recommend

TX L-Gray's warranted Laxative
Cough and Cold cure because 1t contains
No Morphine or other Habit Forming
Drug, but does contain the best ingredi-
ents known to medical science for Coughs
and Colds, and will pay back your money
II not satisfactory.
II. Z. Pierce, Barton;
z. w. Barron, Barton;
Fl. 5. Webster, Barton Landing;
F. J. Kinney, Barton Landing;
r. Z. Davis, Glover;
E. e. Stratton, Craftsbury;
j. ID. Leavett, Craftsbury;
Sawyer & Uric, Craftsbury;
F. E. Macy, Craftsbury;
A. Paddock, North Craftsbury;
E. t. Wheeler, North Craftsbury;
K. NJ. Cowles, Albany;
f. q. Pierce, Albany.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
A Double Loss.

Mrs. Rankin endeared herself to
the stout and sentimental cook by
interested inquiries after the cooks
numerous relatives, and the answers
she received often compensated her
amply for the time she thus spent.
"Was your cousin Celia married
the last of June, as she expected to
be ?" asked Mrs. Rankin on her re-
turn to town one autumn. and the
cooks face changed from cheerful
ness to gloom in a moment.
"She was not, poor Celiar" she
said nournfully. "He was took off
sudden wild a fever. It was to her
a double loss. There was the loss av
a man, and there was the loss av
the marriage"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
GENERAL NEWS.
Fire i'm Johnstown, Pa.

For three hours Immediately after
midnight Wednesday morning Johns
towns business section was threat
ened with destruction by FIRE. Five
buildings we're destroyed and the loss
is estimated at ss00,00O.
Murdered on Wedding Day.
Less than three hours before the
time set tor her wedding Tuesday,
March %, Pansy E. Townsend of Ev-
erett. Mass, was shot and fatally
wounded by her father, Joseph P.
Townsend, in the sitting room of their
home. Townsend then ended his own
life by putting a revolver bullet into
his head.
Dover. y. H., Fire.
The burning of Masonic temple
early Thursday morning at Dover,
n. H, entailing a oss estimated at
about s225 900, was the worst fire
Dover has experienced in a quarter of
a century. The building vas the most
costly business structure in the city
and was erected in 1891, at a cost of
$40, 900, but its rated value was $780,
600. Two bystanders were injured
when the walls fell about three. James
Sullivan, aged 40, and Joseph McLin,
aged %, who we're standing opposite
the Central avenue front, were struck
and seriously injured by pieces of the
granite coping as they came down
from the sixth story.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
He Gave His Address.

An Englishman, a temperance lee
turer, was invited to speak on total
abstinence. Being nobody in partic-
ular, he was placed last on the list OF
speakers. The chairman also intro
duced several speakers whose names
were not on the list, and the audi
ence was tired out when he said,
''Mr. Bailey viii now give US his adj
dress"
NV address" said Nh. Bailey, ris-
ing, rs As Loughborough park.
Brixton road, and [ wish you all
good night"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
4 Curtou. wooden watch.


The most curious timekeeper perhaps
Ithat has ever been made in this coun-
try was the work Of one Victor Doriot,
who lived at Bristol. Tenn. in the last
century. This theological oddity was
nothing more or less than a wooden
watch. The ease was made of brier,
root. and the inside works-all except
three of the main wheels and the
springs. which were of metal were
made from 4 piece of an old lockwood
rule. The face. which was polished
until it looked like a slab of finest
ivory. was made from the shoulder
blade of an old cow that had been
killed by the cars. "Doriot's queer
watch" as it was called. was an open
faced affair. with a glass crystal. and
was pronounced an elegant piece of
workmanship by all the watchmakers
in east Tennessee.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Awonderful Saving.

The largest Methodist church in Georgia
alculated to use over one hundred gallons Of
the usual kind of mixed paint in painting
their church. ~
They used only 80 gallons OF the Longman
& Martinez Paint mixed with "A gallons Of
l,pseed oil. Actual cost Of paint made WAS
less than $1.2o per gallon.
Saved ov er eighty ($8o.eo) dollars in paint,
and got . big donation besides.
EVERY CHURCH will be given a liberal
quantity whenever they paint.
Many houses are we'll painted with four
gallons of l.. & NJ. and three gallons OF lin
seed oil mixed herewith.
Wears and covers like gold.
These Celebrated Paints are sold by 81. G.
Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02

Advice from Solomon, a Young Publisher,
Don't crawl! Worms get stepped
or!
DON'T lie! One lie in which you are
caught will make others thing you
always lie.
The meek shall inherit the earth
but nos this earth!
Never count the cost of your picnic
until you get back home.
When a man asks you for a thou
sand dollars security on a ten-dollar-
a-week job, call in the police.
Be sure you're right before you
ask a New York policeman. They
are great on sending you wrong.
When a person takes you for a fool
do not argue with him. Just show
him that you r not!
Fine feathers may make fine birds
but they do not make fine gentle
women. Tell this to your wives sis
tiers and sweethearts. married men
need only tell it to their wives!)-
American Magazine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
His Motive.

Critic-I have seen many a red cow
on green grass, but this is the first
time l ever saw a green COW on red
grass. Is it an impressionistic depar-
ture? Irish Painter-Not at all; it's a
patriotic impulse wanted to keep the
green above the red.-EXchange.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
A Juvenile Critic.

The celebrated soprano was in the
middle of her solo when little John
ny said to his mother, referring to
the conductor of the orchestra:
"Why does that man hit at the
woman with his stick?
HE is not hitting at her." re-
piled his mother. Keep quiet"
"Well, then, what is she hollerin'
for "-Answers.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02

Living indoors so much during the winter
months creates q sort. of . stuffy. want Of
ozone condition in the blood and system
Generally. clean up and get ready for spriT &.
Take q few Early Risers. These famous little
pills cleanse the liver, stomach and bowel
and give the blood q chance to purify itself.
They relieve headache, sallow complexion,
etc. Sold by 81. !. Pierce, Barton: FL Kin
ney, Barton Landing.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02

II you ever bought q box OF Witch hazel
saIxe thar failed to give satisfaction it did not
have the name e. Z. De Witt & Co" printed
on the wrapper ard pressed 10 the box TIE
original DeWitt's Witch Hszel Salse never
fails 70 give satisfaction for burns. sores,
hollis. tetter. cracked hands, ETC. For blino
bleeding. itching and protrndins Piles 1t
sffords almost immediate relief. IL stops the
pain. Sold by q. G. Pierce, Barton; r. d
Kinney, Barton Landing.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
The Cost of 1t.

Dolly-Nell says that her engagement
ring cost $500. Polly-Perhaps she
meant that she spent as much as that
entertaining the young man before she
got it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Quite the Contrary.

Il understand that drinking is. Il of
your husbands failings."
You have been misinformed," said
the wife severely; sit is his most pro-
nounced success"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02

Don't tie q cough or a cold up in your sys-
temfbv taking a remfdy that blD1sth bowels.
Take Kenned!'s Lsxat We Honey Al d Tar. IL
is different rom all other C ugh syruDs. 1t
is tet,er. II oueus the. bowels xpe 5 all
cold from the system, relieves coughs. colds |,
Group, whooping cough.e etc. An ideal re ,aedy
for Young and old. Children like it. Sold by
b. G. Pierce, Barton, F. j. Kinney, Barton
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1906-04-02
Card.

We, the unaersigned, do hereDy agree 70
refund the rnoney on a 5O-celt bottle of
Greene's warfanted Syrup3of Tar II 1t falis TO
cure your cough or cold. We also guarantee
a Decent bottle to prove satisfactory. or