The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-08
SO Says the Wise Guy III
ing of County AtteN
ney's Office. y
WHAT Is CALLED NINEA|
POINTS is EXP
Why Not Keep COUNTY
ney's Office Open on 8
day? Is Question

It's n csution,' said F
Guy, chow this whole town |.
spin about Willard an n
Emery an the rest OF ou
Can I you fellers find enoual.
without a.bawlin' us out cy
we corral A honest two.bplil
This graft ain't goin' to la,,
few months longer an the ar ~
tin ID short. So, for Ga, =
cut out them regulation da
ms o yourn and give us
chance. Promises have been
gave me- a small cut out o'F
gan shake.down if I'd uss u
ence with you TO stop them q
unnecessary illusions to som .
peculiar habit o. gettin ID
promised I'd stall you of -
anything about that a.goin' ~
ray with ole Joe Sharp AM NJ
the records out o. Durrand q q
time his tonsorial honor va
for that job o. conspiracy. :,
the time 1t was a-goin purity
take them court dockets an .
OFF home as II they was nobo;
erty. IN
What Is Called the Nine 7
NHe says to me on that 3
Wisey,' says he, you dom !,
have none o. that idea Of,
which we lights % the lasa
nine points. As far as thie.s
Try is concerned, I, william
hnyal defendant OF the ole Y
vikings, bornd in America. ti
fault o. my own, educated
county, Indiana, adjoinin' 7,
where the Armstrong famiI I,
direct the fortunes of a '.
ranch, l say that T. as "a
measly county of Salt Lals
cerned. /, W. H, as aforesais'
law. Bein' sich, all ! have 4.
grab hold of a thing am
tenths mine. It's that way Il.
Durand records. Joe Sharp
where they are at, nails a.
seals 'em unto myself, as IL !
10 an behold, they re to all 4
my, very own. At the sd
Wisey. don be idiot enoufs
pose for a minute that ye1'
Willard amt protected, in u
enemy gets onto me a-tak-
records. All I'll have to do
contingency will be to pint Z
o. scorn1ul accusation at Joef
exclaim: He done it, cause /
when he done il! Ole Joe ca
back at me, cause I've qt
three mortal cinches on hin
whole Sheriff gang i;
Why Not Keep Office O.
Now continued the I
after maxim this bluff OH
lard comes to me, askin me a.
Kill a story about him. WI
a-killin that one you might ]
| tie the fact that the public i,'
IN , more an more indignant !
on account O. Wizards S con
refusal to have the County II
office open for business on Sa
ternooDs. The people are
their heads off about this. /.
warned Hanson that some hu
er'll come along one % these
ternoons an knock him out,
tween his suspenders. III
farmers is particularly mad a
about this, cause they don y
town only on Saturdays, an
usually spends the afternoon
busy day a.eatiu' lady. fnge'
drinkin' pale tea with his 'se,
atellin' him Yesterday that b
up of the Office at the time
people from the country most
do business there wouldu Z b
good before the comm conveT
he simply tossed that NorweI
o. his n in the air an says
easy. Wisey; that 8 dead e
them fool delegates call me
takin' my little illegal holds
lay il on to Farley P He's d
way
And Speaking Of Corp
"SPeakin' of corpses," cont
Wise Guy. cole Farley is
sideways 70 keep out o. the
band o. his old fellow studen
university, which the same,
he has owed the sum of one
a half since early in the 50
1903. Farley took an active
gettin' up football game
the students an the alumni. u
TO play In the game, on some
cuse or other, but YOU can e
that he declared himself N
feasts and other desirable apl
ces thereunto appertainln :. SoI
bows, desirin' y 10 put on a ~
taxed themselves for a fourth
which TO tour the town and q
game. Farley, who. of course,
a front seat an appointed
sort Of director general OF q
shootiD' match, was taxed az
the other boys. All Of them 2
assessments promptly. except :
an he ain I come through y
bows have been after him ma
times for that measly onethft
ain L no use. He'd sooner pai
gallon of the best fusel OIL
culates in his veins than yieia
Of a dozen drinks all al one re
But the boys are still aIteI
thev swear they'll land him
these DAYS. II you, or your
or your children children, p
be on earth when this mirscp
formed, it ought 10 make a
newspaper story.