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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-07
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City ADVERTISEMENTS.
NorIcn no coNrRAcroRs

Office of the Commission of Public
Parks, No 16 City Hall, New Haven,
Conn. May 8, 1905.
Sealed proposals will be received at
this Office until IL a. M. May IA, 1906,
for furnishing, driving and cutting off
view Park
Blank forms of proposal, and any in
formation concerning plans, specifca-
tions bonds, &C., will be furnished up
on application.
No proposal will be received after
the time specified, and all proposals not
on the blanks furnished or not proper
iy filled out will be rejected.
The right to reject any OR all bids is
reserved.
BY order of the Commission of Public
Parks.
C. w. KELLY.
ma st City Engineer.
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rnitage pavilion and the others at the
"armonal, = Field marshars" and 9TH
er halls, and march In solemn state to
the great hail Of St, George, magni-
ficent pillared chamber fifty yards long
and twenty-five yards wide, where the
emperor from the throne will address
the parliament and the council of the
empire, which will then return respec-
lively to the Tauride palace, and the
hall of Mobiles, where the formal open
ings Of the houses will take place.
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NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
SEW EttS AMI AIERlAIS.
City Engineers Office No IT City Ho
Nav Haven. Conn. Nav 8 LANG


City Engineers Office No. II City Holl,
New Haven, Conn. May 5, 1905.
Sealed proposals will be received at
this office until .. M, May Is, 1906.
for constructing sewers in Fillmore
street from $50 feet north of Grand
avenue to Clay street; Bright street
from Grand avenue to Pine street, and
Castle street, from James street to
Monroe street.
Blank forms of proposal and any in
formation concerning plans, specifica-
lions, bonds etc, will be furnished up
on application.
No proposal will be received after
the time specified, and all proposals
not on the blanks furnished or not
properly filed out will be rejected.
The right to reject any Or III bids
is reserved.
BY order of the Director of Public
Works.
City Engineer.
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POND TO BE ADVANCED.
VIII be Made odd Fellows Grand Mas
fer This Year.

VIII be Made odd Fellows Grand Mas
ter This Year.
Attorney Philip Pond, of this city, is
likely to be the unanimous choice of
the Independent Order of Odd Fellows
for grand master at the coming annual
session to be held in Bridgeport on
Nov 16
Mr.. Pond is at present the deputy
grand master and his efficient services
in that connection have resulted in his
friends urging him to become the head
of the order.
W. E. Thoms, OF Waterbury, is likely
to be chosen grand marshal.
The present grand master is Sidney
w. Challenger, of Bridgeport. He will
repore at the annual session that the
order is in Furnishing condition.
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New Haven Staamhnat Line

STEAMER CHESTER w, cHAprw
19 rom New Haven-Steamar leaves
gsengers may board the steane- AZ a M
\ from New York--Steamer Ieavea
ZAP p. M, daily except SUNDAY. 'seA
= lime between New York ana Nav
Haven, about five hours - Vow
Steamer arrives at ana Sarart. ..o.,8s
Belle Dock. New Haven, ana Pier iy AZ
II. X. foot Of Peck Slip, New YofE 80
!, For tickets and staferoorns ARMY AZ
the Office on Belle Dock, also at Bishs
9p q go, 1856 Orange street, ana at
Purser's Office on steamer.
The New England Navigation ca
GEO. C. BLACK. Ageat.
Belle Dock. New Haven.
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BIRTH ABRAHAM CONVENTION.
Grand Master Stern RenOmlnated With
out Opposition.

New York, May 6-The twentieth ma
tional convention of the Independent
Order of Birth Abraham began here to-
day with several hundred delegates in
attendance. Grand Master Max Stern
was renominated without opposition.
For first deputy grand master Max
Schmidt was nominated without an OPP
ponent, the same being true of Grand
Secretary Jacob Schoen and Endow-
ment Treasurer Henry Katcheim.
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SUNDAY BASEBALL,
voluntary Contribution Arrangement
stiH Continues In Brooklyn.

Voluntary Contribution Arrangement
StiII Continues In Brooklyn.
Brooklyn, May 6-Sunday baseball
was again played in Brooklyn to-day,
and fully $4,000 people saw the game
between the Philadelphia and local Ma
tionals at Washington park. The visit
ors won by 10 to 2. The management
still adhered to the voluntary contribu-
ton arrangement and it was very sue
cessful. The game to-day was to have
been played on October 5. The score by
innings:
R.H.E.
Philadelphia III 1910 II l
Brooklyn 5000 0 0 0 00002-2 8
Batteries-Lush and Doom; Eason,
Knobs and Bergen,
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R.H.E.

st. Louis .......0 IS 100000 SIS 8
Detroit .........0O O1o1 O-3 5 4
Batteries-Smith, Howell and Spen-
Ger; Killian, Eubanks and Payne.
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Americas League.
At Chicago

At Chicago
R.H.E.
Chicago .........1001 31*--6 10 0
Cleveland ..,...O 0 000 5000 90 l 8
Batteries-Walsh and Sullivan; Joss
and Bemis.
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At Cincinnati
R.H.E.
Cincinnati ...O0000o02 $50 Z o
st. Louis ...,.,.O 0 000 OIL Z 0
Notwithstanding and Livingston;
Egan and Raub.
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At Chicago
R.H.E.

Chicago ........O0O3 2OO*-5 Z 2
Pittsburg .......O 900 5000 ii
Batteries Wicker and king; Willis
and Gibson.
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INAUGURATION OF THE
RUSSIAN PARLIAMENT

Continued from First Page,)
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At st. Louis
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At Cincinnati
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
A Tasty Chop for Invalid.

Trim away every particle Of fat from
a neck or loin chop, melt a piece Of
butter on a plate, sprinkle the chop
with pepper and salt; dip both sides
in the butter, and sprinkle a little
lemon juice yer the top, leaving it In
the butter for at least two hours. Put
the yolk OF an egg on a plate. with q
teaspoonful OF grated cheese. Mix It
together, and mask the chop freely
with the mixture. Have ready some
boiling dripping in a frying-pan, lay in
the chop. and let 1t cook thoroughly,
first on mi side, and then on the
other; it will take quite six minutes
to cook. the fat being kept boiling the
whole Of the time. Drain 1t on a piece
OF clean paper, and serve on a little
mound Of nicely mashed potato. as hot
as possible.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Forbidden by Law.

There is an old church in Wis
consih which has no steeple, be-
cause Of a court mandate forbid
ding such a construction. In
1862 a severe storm swept over
the town, hurting the original
spire against the house next
door and wrecking it. The own
er Of the house got an injunction
restraining the trustees of the
church from building another
spire, and this order has held
ever since.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Rolled Sponge Cake.

Beat the yolks Of three eggs with
one cup sugar and two tablespoons
sweet milk. Beat the whites stiff and
thoroughly mix with the yolks and
sugar. Slit n cup flour with one
heaping teaspoon baking powder and
add to the other ingredients. Flavor
to taste. Put in an oblong pan and
bake at once in a moderate oven.
Bake 1t light. to avoid cracking in roll
ing. While hot remove from the pan,
lay On a towel wet in cold water and
spread with currant jelly. Roll at
once and sprinkle with powdered
sugas.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Sensible Housewife.

zone of my best friends" says a
writer, who, with six young children
and only one servant, keeps a spotless
house and a soul serene, told me once
how she did it. My dear, once a
month I give away everything in the
house that we do not ~imperatively
need. It sounds wasteful. but l don't
believe 1t really is. Sometimes Jere-
miah mourns over missing old clothes,
or back numbers Of the magazines, but
I tell him If he doesn't want to be
mated to a gibbering maniac he will
let me do as I like"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Involved vociferosity.

Gentlemen OF the jury" eruptet
the attorney for the plaintiff. address.
Ing the IL Arkansas peers who were
sitting in judgment and on their re-
spective shoulder blades In a damage
suit against a grasping corporation fol
killing a COW "If the train had been
running as slow Is 1t should have
been run, If the bell had been rung as
It ort to have been rung, or the whis-
tie had been blown as it should have
been blown, zone of which was did,
the COW would not have been injured
when she was killed!"-Puck.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Light Colors of Summer.

1t is only very recently hat ladies
have gone out upon the street afoot in
gowns Of light colored cloth. But this
fashion prevailed last season, and will
be still more popular this year. Pale
Pink, light blue, soft yellow browns
and tans and will all be worn
on the street, side by side, with sill
yer, lobster, crab red and salmon. They
make up very lovely suits. which do
not soil easily, after all, for n keeps
them for nice-not for marketing-and
with a little care they last all the sea-
son.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
From a Student Of Women.

DR.. Emil Reich, the we'll known stu
dent of women, said at a dinner dur:
ing his last American visit:
"It was a young lady of Baltimore
who sat one afternoon reading a novel
when a maid came and said:
"'Mr. Blankley, is in the drawing
room, miss
"a look of annoyance clouded the
young lady's innocent blue eyes, and
she said hurriedly, as she rose:
Horrors, and my hair isn't waved.
Tell him he'll have to wait a little as
I'm in the kitchen helping mother"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
To Save Table Cloths.

A friend with a large family used
to be much disturbed over the free
quency with which she had to renew
her table linen, and especially the
tablecloths. At last she hit this plan:
When she buys her linen, she sees to
it that it is wider than necessary, and
also a few inches longer. Then when
the edges show the slightest indication
of wear, she Immediately takes of a
strip from one side, four or six inches
wide, and a strip from the end. This
of course throws the wear upon a diff
ferent place, and her cloth lasts just
as long again. Isn't it well worth try
ing?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
A Nice Neck.

The neck needs as much care and
attention to keep it in good condition
as the face. You cannot expect to
make 1t white, remove the lines, and
all out the hollows in a few days.
when you have neglected it all win
ter. It should be massaged regularly
at least once a day before retiring
with a good massage cream, and
rubbed up with a rotary motion. The
muscles at the side of the neck may
be developed by turning the head on
the axis of the spine slowly from
right to left and back again. Spong-
ing in cold water will aid in keeping
the neck firm.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Qualifying Witnesses.

In order to test a Chinese witness
qualifications for taking the oath an
English magistrate asked him the 9TH
er day where he expected to go when
he died. He replied, "Pekin," and
was disqualified. Once In another
English court a little girl in answer
to that question said, 81 don't know"
The Mortified counsel called the
judges attention to the answer. ooh,
don't know, either" said the judge;
Swear the Witness"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Macaroni and Cheese.

Into two quarts Of. boiling water
break half a pound of macaroni. Add
half a teaspoonful of salt and boil 20
minutes. Drain through . collander.
Line your well-buttered baking dish
with cracker crumbs, then add a layer
of macaroni. a liberal sprinkling OF
grated cheese, dust with cracker
crumbs, and use dabs of butter. Re-
peat this until your dish is full. Then
pour over all a cupful of milk or
cream If you have it. Brown in the
oven before serving.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Dying Of Old Age.

The Alhambra, the famous
palace of Granada, Is falling into
ruin. The ancient home of
SPANS Moorish kings, founded
in 1878, has withstood both
earthquakes and fire. The French
soldiers blew up eight of it's
towers, and tried to level the en-
tire fabric. It is the great age
of the building which is threaten
ing it with destruction now.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Bush Fires in Australia.

The remarkable discovery has
been made that many Of the re-
cent great bush fires in New
South Wales and Victoria were
caused by the phosphorus paste
laid down to kill rabbits. The
paste is laid down by the ton in
all the rabbit infested districts.
AS soon as the mixture dries it
catches fire under the heat of the
SUMS rays and starts disastrous
CONGREGATIONS.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Too Great a Risk.

He desired to take out a life policy
for $50, 900.
Smiling eagerly, the agent drew
forth the blank form and began the
usual series Of questions.
"Query SIX" he said, at length
ARE you an automobilist?"
NO." was the ready rejoinder, x
am not"
Motor cycNst," perhaps?"
NO."
The agent, with a sigh, laid down
his pen.
81 am sorry" he said, "but we NO
| longer insure pedestrians"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Vocal Chords Work Hard.

It Is simply the vocal chords which
vibrate, not the throat. In the lower
notes the whole length and thickness
of the vocal chords are used, the thin
edges being employed for the highest
ones. Thus in speaking for a minute
or two there Is sufficient vibration
.engendered in the throat were its
walls of a solid nature instead Of
soft and flexible to shatter it. Every
minute we speak the vocal chords vi.
brate 10000 to 10000 times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Compliment for English.

Chinese Commissioner Shang Chi
Heng before leaving England fol
France recently paid the British quite
a compliment in a farewell interview,
He said: What has chiefly impressed
me is the dignity and solidity of your
nation. There is a compactness OF
spirit and conservatism which in spite
of any political differences keeps the
race well together. You remind me OF
the Chinese in this respect"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Children's Everyday Clothes.

For everyday wear, children are
wearing linen dresses, and linen Of
the most durable nature. The mate
rial comes this season in practically
a never-wear-out grade, and some Of
the prettiest of everyday dresses are
made out Of it. Embroidered bands
are aver so fashionable this season
and the embroidery is done in white
or in colors, both being fashionable.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
a lonu WEIGHT.

Senator Ankeny of Washington, is
an enthusiastic fisherman. Senator
Piles tells the following story on him:
When Senator Ankeny became a
proul grandfather there was an i'm
mediate call for scales to weigh the
infant. No other scales being avail
able. it was decided to S grandpa's
fish scales.
So IL csc were brought forth, and the
surpri:e Of those parents was un-
bcun ell when it was found the little
baby, but a few hours old, weighed
twenty pounds.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Luncheon Rolls.

Make a good biscuit dough and roll
1t rather thinner than for biscuit. Cut
into pieces about three inches square.
We the edges with cold water and in
the center. Of each square put a heap
ing tablespoonful of cooked meat, well
seasoned and chopped fine. Fold the
opposite corners together, pinching the
edges 30 that they will not come apart
In baking and bake for about Is min
utes In a hot oven.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
The Laborer and His Hire,

Pasted on the window Of the book
publishers store vas the sign Porter
Wanted" and in the window on a pile
of books, the placard, Dickens works
all this week &c, 81"
An 1rishman passing, read the sign
first and then the placard. "Dickins
can wur-rk ahl the week fer foor dol.
lars If he wants to, but I'm a union
man. I'll not touch it. Ye'd better
kape Dickens"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Varying Conditions.

What sort of a man Is Jinks?"
"The impression you get Of links
depends on. the circumstances under
which you meet him. If you're there
to collect money, you won't like him.
but II you're there to pay money he
seems a bvely character. Washing.
ton Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
New Auto Goats.

Quite the opposite to the favored DO.
lero is the new design in auto coats.
These are expected to cover up the
gown effectively, to have full length
sleeves approaching a cape size in full
ness and to be so loose and easy Of At
as to be almost baggy all over.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
The Intention Entitled.

Two 1rishmen had visited St. Pat
rick's cathedral in New York. The
one was from the country and had
been taken there by his friend, who
wished him to be duly impressed by
Its grandeur. AS they came out on the
street and resumed their hats, the res
ident OF the city said: well, Mike,
and phwat do youse think of it? Isn't
1t grand?"
Mike Donovan" said the one from
the country, ut bates the divil!"
That" said the friend, twas the in
tintion."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Learned Better.

my daughter has learned one
thing at boarding school this year,
exclaimed the man. "and that is how
to writ a legible hand"
How did it happen?" asked a
friend.
"She kept writing home for money"
said No. l, "and l sent back word I
couldn't read a word of her letters. 1t
soon cured her of that Chinese chirog-
raphy"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
No Wonder He Left.

Addressing a political gathering the
other day. a speaker gave his hearers
a touch of the pathetic. II MISS, he
said, brushing away a not unmanly
tear, Il miss many Of the old faces I
used to shake hands with"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Peppers Stuffed with Cold Ham

SIuHeU WIFI O010 HHm.
Use six large green peppers. Scrape
out clean and fill them with a mixture
of one cup Of minced ham, one cup of
breadcrumbs and one tablespoonful Of
butter. Put into a baking dish with
a half pint Of strained tomatoes sea-
soned with salt and pepper and a ia
blespoonful Of sugar. Bake for three
quarters of an hour.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
An Accommodating "court."

An Eastern attorney was trying a
case before a Western court, in the
days that novels are written about.
He had made his closing argument,
and there was an awkward pause.
"Your honor, will you charge the
jury?" said the lawyer, suggestively.
The court" %deliberated, pulling his
whiskers, and finally ruled:
wall, no. I eve charge 'em any.
thing. jest let the boys make what
they can out Of it,"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Really Observing.

Where yeou going, Hiram?" asked
the old lady on the train.
up in the observation Car" re-
piled her husband, with a grin.
why. the observation car is on be-
hind" \
mo, 1t amt; it's up front. Thar,s
foul honeymoon couples VI thar
Chicago Daily News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
3s..er Fed Than Taught.

5s.!er Fed Than Taught.
certain prominent English dean
g. follows:
6 came to a stile in a field which
CAPPED by a farm lad, who was
~. lis bread and bacon.
Ire hoy made no attempt to allow
reverence to pass, SO was duly lee
his lack of manners.
II seem, my lad, to be better fed
roEt."
\ like" answered the lad, slic-
II a piece of bacon, for 70
:,os OF. but Oh feeds meself."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
How Paris Honors Men,

Paris honors famous literary men by
naming streets after them. The death
Of Henrik Ibsen has started talk of
thus concentrating the great Norwe-
gian. A dramatist of the lighter sort
declared his readiness to vote for a
Rue Henrik Ibsen on condition that
there should also be a Rue Bjofnst-
jerne-B5ornson. This, he explained,
would not only be doing homage to
the author of Beyond Human Pow.
err" but would be productive of anus
ing results in the case of cabmen-as.
no doubt, 1t would.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Drawina It Zine.

"She is daft on the subject of germs
and sterilizes Oh filters everything in
the house"
How does she get along with her
family?"
ooh, even her relations are strain
ed"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Rather Caustlc.

"Did you tell your father l was a
humorist?" asked the tall young man
with long hair.
II did," replied the pretty girl, "and
he laughed"
Laughed? Why, l thought he used
to say writing jokes was hard on the
BRAIN"
$50 he did; but he says he never
heard of your writing any jokes"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
DRINK HABIT CURED

Permanently and thoroughly, by the
Murray Cure. If you have tried Others
n failed, don't lose hope. We win re.
turn your moneyif you are not satisfied
at end of treatment. Remember t is not
a,gold cure, and leaves one in splendid
physical condition. Write or wire insti-
tute at our expense, stating exact time
When you will arrive. It is better to have
us meet you at the train and avoid In.
scrupulous hack drivers who will take
you to the wrong place. Write for bank
references and booklet giving testimon-
ials and endorsement of the Murrav
Cure. There are only two Murray Cure
institutes, 1919 Nicollet Avenue, Min.
neapolis. and q
eea9 FARGO, n. D.
81 So. 18th st,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Hot water and a Cold Cream.

Don't try to put cold cream on a
cold skin or the absorption will not
be thorough.