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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Make Salt from the ocean.

All the salt produced in California Is
obtained by evaporation from ocean
water, there being but few salt springs
or wells. Probably not less than %
large salt plants are in operation
around the lower arm Of San Francisco
Bay. 1t is estimated that the total
output Of salt per year In Alameda
County alone reaches 100000 tons /;
while not less than $4,000 tons are an
nually produced in other parts Of the
State. The salt produced from sea
water has no superior in the world, in
strength and purity. There is every
grade produced, down to the very fin
est table salt, by certain refining proc.
esses. The salt output of California is
shipped to the Northern States Of the
Pacific Coast. British Columbia, Mex.
leo, Central N South America, Ha-
wall, Japan, Russia and even the
Philippine Islands
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

Monster freight engines, almost
twice as large and three times as
strong as the ordinary type, are be
ing installed on the Baltimore x Ohio
Southwestern Railroad" says the Tech
nical World Magazine. 'They are be-
ing built at Chillicothe, Ohio. Thirty
of these monsters will soon be in use
over the entire system. In order that
these extra heavy engines can pass sue
c~essfully over the entire road, 1t will
be necessary to strengthen bridges and
roadbeds In various places.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
THIRD PASTURE.

Now we come to a frisky lot,
the Labor Union" editors. You
know down in Texas a weed call
ed Loco" is sometimes eaten by
a steer and produces a derange-
ment of the brain that makes the
steer "batty" or crazy. MANY of
these editors are "Locoed" from
hate Of anyone who will not in
stantly obey the demands" Of q
labor union and 1T is the univer-
sal habit Of such writer's to go
straight into a system of person
al utilization, manufacturing
any sort of falseh00d through
which to vent their spleen. We
assert that the common citizen
has a right to live and breathe
air without asking permission of
the labor trust and this has
brought down on us the hate of
these editors. When they go far
enough with their libels, Is 1t
harsh for us to get judgments
against them and have our law
yers watch for a chance to attach
money due them from Others?
Cor they r usually irresron-
sible.)
Keep your eye out for the 10
coed" editor.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

1t was Tuesday morning. The clothes
had been washed, dried and folded and
common sense pointed to the fact that
it vas ironing day, but cautious Scandi.
navian Tillie, the new maid, was not
going to make the mistake of going
ahead before being sure that she was
right. Before committing herself TO
the obvious task she poked her head
into the dining room to sly, appealing
~: "Meesis, / skuld like to speak some
thing" What is it, Tillie?" "Skal I
cook some f1atiron?" asked Tillie, earn
eStly.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

This burst Of true American girl in
dignation was caused by the teacher
saying that Grape-Nuts, the popular
~pre-digested food. was made of stale
bread shipped In and sweetened.
The teacher colored up and changed
the subject.
There Is quite an assortment of trav-
cling and stay-at-home members of the
tribe of Ananias who tell their false
hoods for a variety Of reasons.
In the spring it is the custom on a
cattle ranch to have a "round up" and
brand the cattle, SO we are going to
have a round up" and brand these
cattle and place them in their proper
pastures.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Sensitive.

$1,000 watch fob was being piloted
through the food show by his beautiful
daughter. Suddenly one of the demon
strators halted them and said:
Il will now show you the process in
which / serve"
The pompous gentleman started and
looked as though he was about to run.
please don't say anything about
serving processes" cautioned the daugh-
.ter, lit always makes pa nervous. You
see. he is a trust magnate."
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Quick settlement.

The lad looked up from his geog-
raphy.
Pa" he said, running his finger over
the map of South America" who set
tied Venezuelan"
81 don't know exactly. my son.
yawned pa, "but 1 can tell you who
settled President Castro"
"Who?"
"Why, France"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
LEGAL PROVERBS OF CHINESE.


they Appear to Have One to Fit
Every Case.
Native proverbs relating to legal af-
fairs divide themselves roughly into
three classes-frst, those more or less
common to all people, and dealing with
that "once bitten twice shy" sort Of
wisdom which leads a man to put up
with evils rather than go to law. Such,
for example, are the following:
If n family has a lawsuit ten fam
lilies are involved in calamity.
If but one word of information
against a man gets into the Court nine
bullocks cannot drag it out again.
Let householders avoid litigation, for
once go to law and there is nothing
but trouble.
Win your lawsuit and lose your
money.
Instances of this kind might be null
tiplied. But we must pass on to the
second class-those referring specially
to the mandarins; and here 1t may
be said that though the majority of the
%proverbial sayings are not compliment
tary, there are a few to bear witness
to the good that a good man may do
eve In an official capacity, while 9TH
ers give pointed advice. 6. Never
beat If you must fine; IL you do, all
fines decline" Most, however, as is
natural, deal with the seamy side. The
following are a few specimens:
No punishment on the bench, no law
below 1t.
Deceive, but don't insult q mandarin
Mems hearts are like iron, and the
rule of the mandarins like a furnace
Even an honest Chih-fulmay, during
the three years term Of Office, saves 10
myriad snow-white tales of silver.
Before he comes into Office he re
proves a thousand faults; after ht
ome into Office he commits the sam
himself.
Quickly pay your taxes, even If h
should empty your purse; then yot
will be most happy.
Wishing to criminate, no difficult,
will De met In finding a p~retext.
With only right to back you, sur
the yamens lack you.
Yamens are deep as the sea; an,
ii eir corruptions lofty as heaven.
In life beware Of yamens; in dealt
beware of hell.-North China Herald.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

"Wash day is Monday everywhere"
said a globe trotter.
He made a gesture of amazement.
How strange that is" he said. I'VE
believe In the Bible, the Algerians be-
lieve In the Koran, but both Of us be-
lieve In the same wash day.
THE Germans, the French, the En-
glish, the South Americans, the Arabs,
the Japs, the Chinese, all have Monday
for wash day. G owhere you will over
the world, and on Monday clothes,
white and wet from the tub, flap crazi-
" In the wind"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
II Marriage Had Been . Failure,

II Marriage Had Been q Failure.
II marriage had been a failure this
civilization would not be here.
So many men are brave after the
event.
Many co-mpensations have come in
life that are not included in our p6y.
One of the very best remedies for un-
pleasant conversation is TO stop talking.
Sometimes we send a thief to catch
a thief hat robbed a thief.
The golden calf will always be wor-
SHIPPED, though it wear the tail of q
monkey or the ears OF an ass.-Ameri-
can illustrated Magazine.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

Dfdn,f Make Good.
Tess-Don't you think Mr.. Galley IL
awfully handsome?
Jess-Huh! Handsome is as hand.
some does.' He told me last evening
that he was going to kiss me before be
left.
Tess-The idea! Weren't you indig
nant?
Jess-I should say / was. When q
man promises to do a thing he ought
to keep his word.-Philadelphia Press.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

What l want" sighed the enthusk
astic young star. sis one of the delicate.
dainty roles which take the soul into
Already"
That's all very well. travelling the
gentle path Of dalliance to Already"
said the heavy villain, but let me tell
you it's lots more satisfactory in the
long run to get the fat parts that lead
to the pork Observation-Disclosures Ameri-
can.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
The Real Definition.

The legitimate drama!" said the
playwright, scornfully, as Manager Fl
asco handed him back his rejected man
uscript. 81 lear nothing but the legit.
innate drama! What is the Legitimate
drama, anyways"
The legitimate DRAMA" said Mana.
ger Fiasco, coldly, comprises all those
plays which their authors being dead
may be produced without the payment
of royalties"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

The author had been dragged faint
ing from a crowd Of shoppers.
almost like my last book" he muir
INJURED, recovering his senses.
The listeners, being of delicate per-
cepHon, knew then that the book bad
fallen dead from the press.-Phiiadel-
phia Public Ledger.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

Now let all these choice specimens
take notice:
We will deposit one thousand or fifty
thousand dollars to be covered by a
like amount from them, or any one of
them, and il there was ever one ounce
of old bread or any other ingredient
different than our selected wheat and
barley with a little salt and yeast used
in the making of Grape-Nuts, we will
lose the money. !.
Our pure food factories are open at
all times to visitors, and thousands pass
through each month, inspecting every
department and every process. Our
factories are so clean that n could,
with good relish, eat a meal from the
floors.
The work people, both men and wom
en-, are of the highest grade in the state
of Michigan, and according to the state
labor reports, are the highest paid in
the sta .e for similar work.
Let us tell you exactly what you will
see when you inspect the manufacture
of Grape-Nuts. You will find tremen-
dous elevators containing the choicest
wheat and barley possible to buy. These
grains are carried through long convey
ers to grinding mills, and there convert
ed into flour. Then the machines make
selection of the proper quantities of this
-four in the proper proportion and these
parts are blended into a general Jour
which passes over to the big dough mix
ing machines, there water, salt and a
little yeast are added and the dough
kneaded the proper length of time.
Remember that previous to the barley
having been ground 1t was passed
through about one hundred hours o.
soaking in water, then placed on warm
floors and slightly %sprouted, developing
the diastase in the barley, which
changes the starch in the grain into a
form Of sugar.
Now after we have passed 1t into
dough and 1t has been kneaded long
enough, it is moulded by machinery into
loaves about Is inches long and 8 or 6
inches in diameter. 1t is put int this
shape for convenience In second cook
ing.
These great loaves are sliced by ma
chinery and the slices placed on wire
trays, these trays, In turn, placed on
great steel trucks, and rolled into T.
secondary ovens, each perhaps as or
feet long. There the food is subjec.
to a long low heat and the starch which
has not been heretofore transformed, Is
turned into a form of sugar generally
known as Post Sugar. 1t can be seen
g~listening on the granuIes of Grape
Nuts IL held toward tie light, and this
sugar Is not poured over or put on the
food as these prevaricators ignorantly
assert. On the contrary the sugar ex-
udes from the interior of each little
granule during the process of manu-
facture. and reminds one of the little
white particles of sugar that come out
on the end of a hickory log after it has
been sawed off and allowed to stand
4 length of time.
This Post Sugar is the most digest
;bla food lrpourp for bux,ox Il Il
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
The simple Truth.

This" said the manufacturer proud
ly, lis our latest novelty"
VERY fair" remarked the visitor
but you can't hold a candle to ouI
goods"
Indeed? Are you in this line Of
business?"
mo, l make gunpowder."-Philade
phia Press.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Timely.

ST see Bilkins is right up-to-dafe."
"In what way ?"
Hes wearing a Longworth 1ecl-tie
and smoking an Alice Roosevelt cigar"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

'sThey say j. Pierpont Morgan's IA
vorite dis1 is corned beef Inc cab
bage."
well, he's independent enough to
have what he wants. 1 wouldn't dare
TO gut anything of that sort on my
table"
Afraid of what the neighbors would
sayf'
NO, I'm afraid of what the servants
would say-"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Ingratitude is treason to mankind
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Getting at The Encts.

Attorney-Are you a single man?
Witness-No. sir.
Attorney-Is your wife living?
Witness-I've never beer married.
Attorney-But You just said you were
not single.
Witness-True. I'm one of twins.
See?
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

1t was declared at Edinburgh recently
that more fishermen were drowned from
the custom Of wearing long boots than
by all the storms.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
FIRST PASTURE.
Cooking school teachers-this

Cooking school teacherS-thiS
includes teachers" who have ap-
piled to us for a weekly pay If
they would say something nice"
about Grape-Nuts and Postum,
and when we have declined to
hire them to do this they get
waspy and show their true colors.
This also includes "demonstra-
tors" and lecturers" sent out by
a certain Sanitarium to sell foods
made there, and these people in
structed by the small-be-whisker-
ed-doctor-the head Of the insti-
tution--to tell these prevarica-
tons (you can speak the strong
er word IL you like). This same
little doctor conducts a small
magazine in which there is a de-
partment of answers to CORE
spondents," many of the questions
as well as answers being written
by the aforesaid doctor:
In this column sometime ago
appeared the statement: mo,
we cannot recommend the use OF
Grape Nuts, for 1t Is nothing but
bread with glucose poured over
it," Right then he showed his
badge as a member of the tribe
Of Ananlas. He may have been
a member for some time before,
and so he has caused these "lec-
turers" to descend into the ways
Of the tribe wherever they go.
When the young lady in New
York put the 'fron on" to this
teacher" and branded her right
we sent $1,000 to the girl for her
pluck and bravery.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Her Way.

"They say Mrs. Krankley makes regu-
lar dolls of her daughters"
"Well, it's true. She fairly stuffs them
with breakfast food"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

While the new engines resemble the
old style of freight handlers in appear
ance. many improvements have been
Installed upon the new type. The inn
mense boiler sits twice as high as in
the ordinary engine, i'm order to afford
0 for the extra large firebox and
the extra mechanism not to be found
upon the little freight handlers"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
The Club woman's spouse.

sDoes your wife insist on knowing
exactly when you get homer" asked the
intrusive friend
MY wife never knows when 1 get
home" answered Mr.. Meekton. I'm
always home before she is."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Absent-Miuded.

Mrs. Schoppen-I want five pounds
of sugar, please.
Grocer-Yes'm; anything else?
Mrs. S~choppen-No, that's all; I'll
take it with me If it isn't too heavy a
package
Grocer-Oh, it'll only weigh three or
four pounds, Observation-Disclosures
Ledger.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

Nearly every man has a fool idea he
wastes a lot of time On
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
SECOND PASTURE.
Editors of TRADE" papers
known as grocers' papers.

kuOWu us HrOctTS pdpeTS.
Remember, we don't put the
brand on all, by any means. Only
those that require it. These
members of the tribe have de-
handed that we carry advertis-
ing in their papers and when we
do not consider it advisable they
institute a campaign of vitupera-
ton and SANDER, printing from
time to time manufactured slurs
on Postum or Grape-Nuts. When
they go far enough we set our
legal force atwork and hale them
to the judge to answer. If the
pace has been hot enough to
throw some Of these "cattle" over
on their backs, feet tied and .bel-
lowing" do you think We should
be blamed? They gambol around
with tails held high and jump
stiff legged with a very "cocky"
air while they have full range,
But when the rope is thrown over
them Its different"
Should we unite them because
they bleat soft and low? Or
should we put the iron on, so
that people will know the brand?
Let's keep them in this pasture,
anyhow.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
REPUBLICANS MEET.
PARTY HOSTS GATHER AT THE
STATE CAPITAL.

Beveriage Pays Strong Tribute to
the President I'm Addressing Con-
ventfon-Party Not Enemy OF
Wealth. but Protector of Labor.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Rise Liars,
And Salute Your Queen
lilo, All We Faithful Followers of Ananias
GIVE EARl

A Young Girl said to a Cooking School Teacher in New York: eff You
make One Statement as False as That, All You have said
about Foods is Absolutely Unreliable"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
ible food known for human use. 1t is

ibIe food known for human use. 1t Is
so perfect in its adaptability that moth
ers with very young infants will pour
a little warm milk over two or three
spoOnfuls of Grape-Nuts, thus washing
the sugar off from the granules ana car
rying it with The milk to the bottom of
the dish. Then this milk charged with
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

The Bank of England contains silver
ingots which have lain in the vaults
since 1906.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

Patronize those who advertise.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19

The. Republican party created a labor
commission, providing the means for the
settlement of disputes between employer
and employe. and placed on our statute
books laws providing for factory inspection
and prohibiting the employment of chile Ia
Dor. -.
In the last ten years more than thirty
important laws for the protection OF labor
and for the safeguarding of the interests
OF the wage Garner have been enacted Dy
Republican Legislatures.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-04-19
Railroad Commission Law,

The railroad commission law. enacted by
a Republican Legislature on the recommen-
dation of Governor Hanly, has resulted In
many reforms, abolished many abuses In
matters of transportation. and has adjusted
many questions Of dispute and Irritation
between carrier and shipper. We heartily
indorse this Legislation and pledge ourselves
To extend the power of the commission as
the interest of the people may deIsdhd.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-30
PERSONAL, MENTION

Mr.. and Mrs. V. e. Ballou spent to-
day in Nevada.
Mr.. j. D. Kibbey, of Liscomb, was
in the city today.
Mrs. Virginia Moffatt spent the day
IN Albion with relatives.
Mr.. George Gregory spent the day in
State Center with friends.
Mr.. S. G. Bentley. son Park and
daughters. Mrs. Naoma OsInan and
Miss Neva Bentley, We're in Tama to-
day.
Mrs. A. L. Frazer wnt to Boone this
morning to visit for about week with
her sisters, Mesdames Heaps, Crow
and Olson.
Mrs. B. G. Falls. of Chester. Ill,
arrived in the city this morning for a
visit of month with her sisters. Mrs.
w. W. Ward and Miss Ida Heath.
Mr.. and Mrs. George MCGOWAN, of
Ansley, Neb., nephew of Mrs. S. p.
Johnson. were in the city Tuesday be-
ing on their way to Union to visit a
sister.
Mrs. T. K. Young, of Minneapolis, is
in the city for a visit of few weeks
as a guest at the home of her sister
in-law, Mrs. HI. F. McCombs, corner
of Third and Jerome streets.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-30
T,ATrRyET.

May 30.-Mrs Polly A. Renner, wife
of " w. Renner, died at her home in
Laurel Saturday morning after an ILL
ness of several weeks, in the 9th year
of her age. The funeral was held Mon
day afternoon at 1 o'clock at the M. E.
church. Rev. Hawk, of Ferguson, de-
livered the funeral sermon. Interment
was in Timber Creek Grove cemetery.
DIR. l.. w. Renee was summoned to
Hanlantown, Iowa, the past week on
account of the illness os his mother,
who is not expected to live.
Cecil Rogers was at Belle Plaine
Thursday in attendance at the judicial
convention.
The game of ball Saturday between
the Gilman and Laurel clubs resulted
in a score of 9 to 8 In favor of Laurel.
Miss Blanche Stone and Miss Mae
Hauser, teachers in the Laurel school
closed a very successful term Friday
and have left for their homes, the
former at Gilman and the latter at
Epworth. Miss Hauser will return
for the fall term but Miss Stone de-
clined an offer of reelection.
Supervisor Jones was in Laurel We'd
nesday looking after the county,
interests in connection with the pub
lie highways.
Dealers here say the Standard Oil
Company has advanced the price of
kerosene 1c per gallon and the agent
when interragated as to the reason
for this advance at season when
there is usually a decline, said it was
made necessary by the law, passed at
the last session of the legislature.
The Gilman band furnished the mu-
sic at the de1icatory services of the
stock pavilion Saturday and added very
much to the enjoyment of the day.
7. NJ. Laverty goes to Chicago to-
day in charge of two cars of fat cat
tie of his own feeding.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-30
A Warm Combination.

Friends of 14-.ear-old Albert Rapp
Of Harrisburg, Pa, prescribed kero-
sene. applied outwardly, as a remedy
for an overdose of fleas on his pet
woolly dog. Albert got the family oil
can and soused the poodle.
The dog stood 1t as long as he could,
then broke away and ran under the
kitchen stove. A moment later the an
mal ran out. mass of flames, dashed
thru the door and UP the street,
spreading CONSERVATION among the
pedestrians. An opportune policeman
with pistol put tho blazing cur out
of his misery.
While the flaming dog was escaping
he set fire to number of articles In
the kitchen and dining room, which
kept the family busy for ten minutes
or more to prevent the destruction Of
the house.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-30
Green Mountain Memorial Services.

The people of Green Mountain and
vicinity followed their usual custom
and observed Memorial Sunday by
holding memorial services and decor
ating the graves of the civil war SOL
diers that are buried in the Green
Mountain cemetery
The regular pastor being absent. Mr..
C Fl. Van Law. of Marshalltown kind
Nv consented to give the memorial adj
dress. which seemed to be greatly APP
preciated by all present, as it was a
splendid address for the occasion and
well delivered.
A fine recitation was given by Miss
McCrea. a school teacher from Vienna
township, and another by Mrs. Pursell,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-30
Standing of the Clubs.

The Brownies dowued Waterloo
handily Q to in the morning game to-.
day at Waterloo, because of their hard
hitting and fast base running. Giffen
was up for Browns men and held Wa
terloo to few and scattered hits, altho
he was very wild. Bergan. who pitched
for waterloo, was hit hard repeatedly.
The Brownies punched their hits In
the closing innings and increased the
lead they already had gained. The
morning sun shining in the eyes of the
fielders accounts for the number Of err
rors, aud the game was rather ragged
and loosely IllaYed In places.