The Marlboro democrat. [volume] (Bennettsville, S.C.) 1882-1908, 1906-07-13

Bnnohed Together for the Benefit If
Busy IsoaSsoGs.

SCAe ~ oao SaE ~ ittb
there are 200, 600 different kinds OF IL .
aects. We believe 1t.
Some brands Of coffee are now adul.
terated with sawdust. Let us hope
the sawdust Is clean.
No man has any right to stay In the
church baby carriage when he might
be pushing It's bread wagon.
When a man takes pride In being
considered q rough diamond 1t is
pretty certain that he would not be
hurt by a little polish.
Mary had q little lamb,
Aud whom she saw 1t sickan
She shipped 1T or to Packingtown,
And now It's labeled chicken.
Little Boo Paep has lost her sheep,
and don't know where find 'em;
probably up to the packing house,
with some dirty cuss to grind 'em.
Next we will be hearing about the
government prOwling around trying
to lind out what the cheap restau-
rants have been putting In the hash.
A man In Philadelphia allowed 100
angry bees to sting him to prove the
sttngs cured rheumatism. At least 1t
should prove a man car forget rheu.
m&tiSm.
1t Is hard for a married man to un-
dcrstand how his wife can fad any
pleasure In watching another woman
as she enters into the bonds Of matri.
mony.
Science Informs US that 1t Is the
female mosquito that does tho sing.
ing. 1t has been observed, also, that
the singers are quite expert with
their stingers.
Steve Elkins notes that poor men
whistle moro than rloh mon do;
hence thoy are happier. But the
poor man frequently pays dearly for
his whistle.
Ii must not be supposed that the
manufacturers OF black pepper are
confined to the use OF lampblack and
tapioca. They can make an excellent
article out Of ground cocoanut shells.
AS soon as it grows easy for q man
TO get along without friends he be.
gins to find that their numbers In.
crease without any effort on his part.
A New Jersey girl Weighing 26O
pounds Ia her hurry to greet her low.
or, tripped and fell on his neck, break.
Ing 1t. Seven doctors could not save
his life. B5ware Of the heavy. weight
girls.
The cost Of living cannot be fixed
by any standard. 1t varies from 5000
a year for some preachers TO $500, 600
d yesr for no stock gamblers; but
some happiness ia not In proportion to
income.
There are no orphanages in Aus
tralla. Every child not supported py
parents becomes a ward of the state,
is placed In a private family and pro-
yidad with board and clothes until
the fourteenth birthday.
Dr.. E.asmus Holt of Maine says the
highest possible value Of any human
poing is exlcGly $50 344 68. The doc.
tor Is not optimistic enough, regard
ing the human family, to make q sue
cessful life insurance agent.
The publisher Of several agriculture
81 papers ad vertlses the rural field as
Il only one %unspoiled left for the
advertiser" The country press might
take notice Of the fact and impress
upon advertisers that the local home
paper Is the best medium for this
field.
Hasten the day when our intellect
ual life has SO far developed that q
clean paper will be in greater demand
than a sensational one, when the
public shall eat OF the meat If knowl.
edge, rather than feed on the aroma
sic huSks that excite the passions and
tester 3 national life.
Here is where Cupid is put out CT
business. The little god Is no audi.
tor OF accounCs. Wnen h. draws his
bowstring he shuts his eyes and If
the loosened shaft lodga IN the heart
OF q ~plutocrat o. tla breast Of q
peasant ii Is all enc to him.
The World is iul Of want, but Of
actual star yatiOl thore Is littlo. Want
and need are by 40 means non
roous. 1t Is q nice question whether
there arc not more people who havs
than IL really good for them
than people who have not enough.
1t is estimated by Darwin that
there are M hundred thousand
earth worms quietly at work for the
nd vantage Of the upper six feet Of
every acre Of Garth. They continual.
ly tnrn oVer the soil and drag down
leaves and grass, and thus they loose.
en- the soil and fertiliz3 the ground,
80 that the necessary air can reach
che roots that spread and grow.
The meaning Of the wor d luck NAV
be fully explained In the following:
Luck meaos rising not later than 6
O'Clock in the morning, living on a
dollar q day If you earn two, minding
your own business and not meddling
With other peoples. Luck means the
appointments YOU have never failed to
keep, the trajps you have never failed
TO catch. Luck msan trusting In God
and your resources.
The Standard Oil Co., has discover
ed a way to avoid building sidewalks
Ia front OF Jhe!r business building in
cities aud towns all over the country.
They simply deed the land allowed for
sidewalks and the cities and towns are
obliged to build the sidewalks them
selves. The Waterloo Reporter, Oowa,)
says that is what they are doing there
and other places also. Rockefeller
culd give the Devil pointers on how
TO run tho in'ernal regions and then
give some advice how to keep them
running.
Young Man Drowned.