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XNlFED.
Coffee Knitted an Old Soldier.

An old so1ds leased from cof-
fee at Y, recovered q tn and tells
about it as follows:
81 stuck to coffee for years, although
1t knitted me again and again.
about eight years ago las result
of coffee drinking which congested my
liver, was taken with very severe
attack of malarial fever.
Il would apparently recover and
start about my usual work only to suf-
fer relapse. After this had been
repeated several times during the year
/ was again taken violently i'll.
1.-THE Doctor said he had carefully
studied my case, and it was either quit
coffee or die advising me to take Pos
tum in it's place. had always thought
coffee one of my dearest friends, and
Aespecially when sick, and l was very
much taken back by the Doctors deci-
sion, for | hadn't suspected the coffee
drank could possibly cause my trou-
BILE.
4 thought 1t over for few minutes,
and finally told the Doctor | would
make the change. Postum was pro-
cured for me the same day and made
according to directions; well, l liked
1t and stuck to it, and since then ]
have been a new man. The change In
health began in few days and sur
prised me, and now, although | am
seventy-two years Of age, do lots of
hard work, and for the past month
have been teaming, driving sixteen
miles q day besides loading and I'M
loading the wagon. That's what Pos
tum in the place of coffee has done
for me. | now like the Postum as we'll
as did coffee.
Il have known people who did no.
care for Postum at first, but after hav-
ing learned to make 1t properly accord
ing to directions they have come to
like it as well as coffee. never miss
chance to praise It," Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
!. Look for the little book, THE Road
TO We'lsilie." in pkgs.
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COBURN is MADE SENATOR.
J. R. Burton Resigns and Gov.
Hoch Appoints His Successor.
Quick Action by the Executive VIII
Surprise the Politicians and
Please the People.

Topeka, Kan. - Foster Dwight Co.
burn was appointed United States SEN
ator by Gov. q. w .Hoch late Monday
afternoon to succeed ]. R. Burton, who
had resigned earlier in the day. He
had not Monday night definitely ac-
cepted the appointment. Mr.. Coburn
was not candidate for the election to
the seat to be held by the legislature
next year.
F. d. Coburn was born In Jefferson
county, Wis, in 1916. He served in
two Illinois regiments during the Civ
IL war and settled in Kansas in 1867.
He has served for the past sixteen
years as secretary Of the Kansas State
Board of Agriculture and is well
known all over the country for his
agricultural reports. Coburn's home
Is in Kansas City, Kan. He was COM
missioner of live stock exhibits at the
st. Louis exposition in 1904
The appointment Of Secretary Co.
burn to the seat vacated by Mr.. Bur-
ton came as a surprise. What effect
1t will have on the present senatorial
campaign, which ends next winter,
cannot be forecasted at this time.
The appointment is meeting with
general satisfaction all over Kansas,
Mr.. Coburn being probably the most
popular man in the republican party
in the state.
Senator Burton Resigns.
Topeka, Kansas. - United States
Senator Joseph r. Burton, of Abilene,
after a conference here Monday morn
ing with several close friends, placed
his resignation in the hands of Gov
Hoch. The resignation was sent to
the governor shortly before noon
Senator Burton left his home Sun
day for Topeka and Immediately up
on his arrival here went into con-
ference with several close friends to
talk over the situation. These friends
included Baltic Waggener, of Atchison,
democrat; w. p. Hackney, George
Findley and others. AS had been mis-
custom ever since the charges we're
first brought against him, Senator
Burton declined to talk for publication
before going into the conference. How
ever, it had been freely stated that
the senator would place his resisna-
ton in the hands of Gov. Hoch before
the day closed, and when it finally
was handed in no surprise was en-
hibited by the state officials and pol
iticians here.
The following letter of resignation
from United States Senator Joseph R.
Burton was handed to Governor Hoch
by w. P. Hackney, one of Mr.. Burton's
attorneys shortly before noon Mon
day:
ITO His Excellency, Governor E.
w. Hoch, "Sir:-I hereby resign as a
United States senator for the state OF
Kansas to take effect Immediately
Every Respectfully,
JOSEPH R. BURTON.
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Ono Question Settled.

Ketchum A. Cummin-Have you de-
cided where you will spend the sum
mer months?
Heidi Wynne-Yes; l have decided
to spend them at any darned place my
wife and daughters can agree upon.
Saves me heap of trouble.-Chicago
Tribune,
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He Pitied Them.

A little boy was on his first coun-
try excursion, relates the Brooklyn
Citizen. Some birds were flying high
overhead, and his hostess, young
woman, said:
Look up, Tommy. See the pretty
birds flying through the air."
Tommy looked up quickly, and then
he said in a compassionate tone:
Poor little fellers! They amt got
no cages, have they?"-Detroit Free
Press.
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THOUGHTS FOR QUIET HOUR.

Don't call the world dirty because
you have forgotten to clean your
glasses.
If your religion is of the kind that
can be easily hidden 1t can as easily
be lost.
The only reason some men won't 60
to the church is because they are not
invited into the pulpit.
II you want to make a rich man
understand you must touch his pocket.
book.
The people who are too lazy to pre-
pare always have a lot to say about
the way the prizes are distributed.
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Nothing Alarming.

Next Door Neighbour was about to
say-what's that terrible racket up
stairs? Is somebody having fit?
Mrs. Hewjams-No. That's John.
He's rehearsing the speech he is going
to deliver tomorrow before the Uni
versal Peace society.-Chicago Tri-
huna
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Ethics,

do you think we will ever be able
to communicate with Mars?"
my dear sir" answered the astron-
omer, you surely do not think l
would spoil pages Of magazine articles
yet to be written by endeavoring to
prove the contrary. 1t would be very
unprofessional. "-Washipgton Star.
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Pointer for Perez.

Nell-Percy We're was telling me
that he still hopes to have the luck to
win you.
Believed, Percy will find that 1t
takes more than luck to win me. I'm
no rafTle.-Philadelp Ledger.
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ular. Soon after began taking
Doan's Kidney Pills l passed several
gravel stones. I got well and the
trouble has not returned. My back
Is good and strong and my general
health better"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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Troubles of Spring DAVIS.

These are the days when the old
hen gets in her work assisting the rad
ishes to come up; when the house dog
begins a system of excavating in the
flower beds and when the neighbours
old COW walks leisurely across the
freshly prepared lawn. - Chapman
fkan) Outlook.
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Kicker by Habit.

"That man began to kick the minute
he entered the Office" said the hotel
clerk.
EYES," answered the proprietor. "He
behaves as If he had always been used
to the worst Of everything Wash
lngton Star
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and how to cure
them. Mrs. W. G.
Davis, Of Groesbeck,
Texas, says: Back
aches hurt me so l
could hardly stand.
Spells Of dizziness
and sick headache
were frequent and
the action of the
kidneys was irreg-
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Strayed:-Into the Steamship business,
tickets to all points on Earth. Close at.
tention given all inquiries. Tickets sent
through any Bank for collection. Agent
for all Tours, personally conducted. San
ia Fe Agent, Wichita, Kansas.
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Feet.

Tess-Isn't that Chicago girl tall?
She must be nearly six feet.
Jess-Yes; and If she stood on tip
toes she'd be seven feet,-Philadelphia
Press.
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Most men would save a lot of money
by letting Others do all the speculat-
ing.-Chicago Daily News.
The Globe-republican., 1906-06-07

If you wish beautiful, clear, white
clothes use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2
OF. package, cents.
The Globe-republican., 1906-06-07

A misanthrope Is a man who kicks
a rocky world and then asks 1t to pity
his sore toe.
The Globe-republican., 1906-06-07
AILINC WOMEN.

Keep the Kidneys Well and the Kid
neys Will Keep You Well.
Sick, suffering, languid women are
learning the true cause of bad backs
The Globe-republican., 1906-06-07

Genius is often merely well-adver'
tised egotism.--N. Y. Times.
The Globe-republican., 1906-06-07

Are your clothes faded? Use Red Cross
Ball Blue and make them white again.
Large 2 or. package, 5 cents.
The Globe-republican., 1906-06-07

It's a queer fact that the higher a
man rises the less chance he has of
being above suspicion -Puck.
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Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.

For children teething, softens the gums, reduces
dammation, alays pain. cures wind collie Csc a bot
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-05-25
ITCH IN CATTLE.

Itch" in cattle covers quite a num-
Der OF different diseases, and as we
are having quite a number Of INQUIRIES
on this line, we quote from the book
Diseases of Cattle" published by he
department of agriculture, as follows:
Cattle have four kinds Of Itch Or
mango: First. mango caused by a
mite. very similar to the one. which
causes sheep scab. This disease NAV
be confused with lousiness,- ringworm.
or with an itching due to various
known or unknown causes. When-
ever mango Is present the mites are
present. They may be found by plac-
ing some of he scab on a piece Of
black or dark paper and heating this
In the sun or near a stove: after
awhile the little white mites may be
seen craving oun Second. a sim
ilar U different mango. which is
round CHIEFLY at the base OF the t: u.
mite which bores galleries In the skin.
and is rare in cattle. Fourth, demo-
dectic mango. which is caused Nv ,
parasite which lives in the hair folli-
ceis, producing pimples which n
the hides of less value. Its treatment
is dlincuit as a rule scarcely
practicable"
For all the other kinds of mango
any of the dips used for sheep a
such as tobacco and sulphur. lime and
sulhur. or the carbolic acid dips or
the tar dips. may be used; but the cat
tie should be dipped. not s,reared. ey-
cept Where but n or two individuals
are affected. when local applications
may be used in case dipping facilities
are not convenient. Every man who
has a large number Of cattle shouid
provide a dipping tank and dip his cat
tie whenever there are any syrnptons
Of mango.
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Hall of American Bird.
From the Nov. yorL n

FROM the New York Press.
- nan OF North American hi,a,
Wllch snail show not only the birds 90.
america, but their homes, and tbesa
home absolutely characteristics h;,e
of America, is the object of the ornit p,os
logical department of the Amarinan
Museum of Natural History. Not on1v
lhe mounted birds but bits of tha ac,
lual SOD and shrubbery about their
nestlhg places, preserved in prepara-
tlons which make them practically i'm
p~erishable nder glass, compose the
groups already in place. ~
flowers too delicate for preservation
been reproduced with the most
aalleate perfection. and in a few cases
OIL paintings of the actual nesting
of the birds have been added 40
a background. as
This plan is to be prosecuted with still,
more vigor in the future. Frank NJ
Chapman, curator of the denart,nent
left yesterday for his summers falG
work IN the west. He was accompanies
J. ID. Figgin. the museum preparator
OF vegetation, n Bruce HorsfaIl. tho
artist. They will collect the materiaI
tor a prairie hen group, showing veea.
tatlon. scenery and bird life from one
OF the prairie states; q desert bird
group from Southern Arizona. a "a 90
hen group from Wyoming and a goldes
group from the Rocky mo,n.
tainS. Aioui
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small Instrument of piano size giving va
rlous sound qualities and played upon by
I'e Individual home musician. The me-
tropolis of work-a-day Americ, viii 80 -
witness the triumph of an America ,n'
ventor who. if what we have set forth
IS true. has done more for the art or mn
sic than has been lone by any other SEN
araee invention since the time OF Pytha-
soras. That such a revolution shouId ha
worked by electricity was to be expected
IL IS a pleasure to US to name the NAV,
man-Cahill-and a new hinp-.1,o,h ae~
among the notable echinva-
ments OF our modern day. Another sreat
industry has been created Let
US nope that o who control f. viii
moderate use of their patent n,;,t.
! l leaving to the public a large part OF
INC nont oue 10 an enormous decrease in
ms eost Oh one OF civiEzation's necessities
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<I| , JIMMIE IN9NER1En
COPYRIGHT. 1879, BY WR.AEAR1I
GREAT BRITAIN RIGHTS RESERVED
wv BY W.R.HEAK2T.
GREAT BRlLAlN RIGHTS RESERVED.

"William. Hark!"
Mrs. McSwat sat straight up in bed
and listened to Il noise she seemed to
hear downstairs.
What is ii. Lobelia?" inquired Mr..
McSwat. drowsily.
1T sounds like somebody talking.
Listen!"
Mr.. McSwat listened. He, too, thought
he heard something.
II will see what it is" he said, speak
fng very loudly and moving very leis-
..urely. Don't be alarmed Lobelia. We
ARE we'll armed. Besides these two re-
Nolvers," he continued. in a high-pitch-
ed voice, intended TO terrify any unau-
thorized persons that might be in the
house, II have "A heavy cane and a
large glass paper weight. Be calm, Lo-
belia."
He crawled out of bed, collected his
arsenal. IL the procession moved down
stairs in the following order: Mr.. Nc
Swat, with revolver in each hand,
heavy cane under his arm and pape
weight i'm pocket of his dressing gown.
Mrs. McSwat, ready to scream, with
front hair in curl papers, lamp in one
hand and bottle of camphor in the
~~,oy
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Music by TeIearaph,
From the Electrical World.

FROM Cne ELECTRICAL WOTlu.
In recording the history of electrical de-
velopment throughout the world, this
journal often enough has had occasion to
describe interesting and important i'm
provements in details of existing art. But
1t is not often our privilege to announce
the birth of a new electrical art. Such an
event VIC bring 10 public attention in de-
scribing the Cahill tciharmonic system.
1T is rare indeed that a great original IN
ycntion waits for technical presentation
until It is ready for immediate commercial
application. Such has been the desire Of
DR.. Thaddcus Cahill. the inventor. a for
NOR Iowa man. who has given to us a real
izat:on Of one of the most fascinating
among Beilamy's dreams in Looking
Backward" Beautiful music is today be-
ing produced in a d.ngy shop in Holyoke.
Mass, from a group of advantageous
rent dynamos- directly produced from the
dynamos, without Intervention of tink-
ling sylnbal or of sounding brass. or of
twanging string. And the music may be
heard wherever a wire can be stretched.
The telephone may be said to have been
delivered of its first-born. for it IS through
q telephone that this music is to be heard
but in tones loud enough to fill the great
est auditoriums. A new field is also open-
ed to the composer. who may deal with
the familiar qualities Of sound and with
others never heard before. A new field
is likewise opened 10 tne performer, who
may interpret with a delicacy of control
never possible heretofore on any known
instrument.
Future Padercwskls sitting in New York
may be heard in 10000 PLACES. miles apart
and in each place the original effect is
heard. In each place music is produced.
not reproduced. Henc a new field is open
to the inventor, able to provide the means
by which one artist or one orchestral
group is multiplied into ten thousand
Happily the necessary limitations of man.
ufacture will prevent any serious hardship
to the professional musicians of TODAY. in
the Introduction of the new system. Thew
will have time to adjust themselves ia
the nav conditions which, 1t seems. must
dominate many branches Of their art in
the future. Nor will the manufacturers
of our familiar instruments be injured at
once-though they must obviously take
immediate account of the Cahill telhar-
No matter how much we NAV
and commercializc any prod
uct. there will, of course, Away be a de-
mand for the original, Individual, separate
and exclusive work of an artist.
Its first appearance in New York three
months hence. Of this invention, will be as
a central station instrument of imposing
size. The business plan is that the music
be sold first to hotels, restaurants
concert halls, department stores
and to such private persons as are able to
any novelty. 1t will probable
not be difficult to place With such selectcd
all Of the -four or five Thousand
outlets which the present machine can
But the invention lends itself tn
the establishment OF "isolated plants. r,
will soon be known In private USES
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Died of improvements.

The following is old OF a patient. !.
Germah woman. who. taken serious,~
III, was sent to the hospital.
na IN me evening her husband inquired
to,1 t sne was getting along, and was
Next day he called again and 40.
told she was still improving. "as
rms Went on for some time, each div.
1ne report being that his wife was iny
Finally. one night WHEN he called i.
Wa. Was told tina his wife was dead. seein !,
said u logger ne Went up to him and
immrov se,l, aoetor. vat did she die or
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email here to see III anybody rushes
out. If anybody does rush on" he ex-
claimed. grinding his teeth in a man
ner horrible to hear. II will put four
teen bullets through him. knock him
down with this paper weight. and break
every bone in his body With this Gamer
Mrs. McSwat went into the room on
the left and looked
DO you see anything, Lobelia?"
asked her husband. in a voice of thun-
der.
NO. William.'
&c through the other rooms" he
roared bracing himself firmly against
the will.
While William remained in the hall.
armed to the teeth. pale witt iron reso-
luton and trembling with %ungovern-
able ferocity. Lobelia explored all the
rooms and came back.
Did you see anything9" he demand-
ed.
Not a thing, William"
Give me the lamp"
He handed his weapons to Lobelia,
took the lamp and With d%auntless BRAY
cry went through the rooms himself.
ut wasn't anything Lobelia," he said,
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At the landing half way down Mr..
McSwat stopped.
"Lobelia." he observed stevnly. lit
will be necessary for you to so in front.
You have the lamp. l will protect you"
Mrs. McSwat took her place in front as
directed, and the procession moved on
again. At the foot of the stairs Will
lam stopped and took up a command
ing position near the hat rack.
Now, eLobelia, so ahead with the
lamp into this room on the left. / will
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with extreme disgust. You didn't hear
anything or anybody"
n procession I'VE up the stairway
on the return trip.
You must try to overcome this tim
ld1ty of yours. Lobelia.' said MIR. Nc
swat as he put down the lamp and re-
lleved his wife of her load of deadly
II / hadn't been here to pro-
tect you. he srumbled. crawling back
into bed, you would have frightened
yourself to DEATH"
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Rather ~lndesnit.-

Chicago Tribune: Yes. the oma
my husband shates every day"
"Indeed?" said the woman With the
fur-trim1ned Jacket. Notes, ice or peo-
Dle?"
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Catholic Standard: Crabbe-Crankv1
Do you mean to say I'm cranky? Why.
my worst enemy wouldn't call me that.
Wise-That's tple. He'd probably
forget his and put a lot OF
profane adjectives before 1t.
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England is threatened with a water
famine and is beginning to pray for
rain. Last year was very dry, ami
now wells are failing and and the les.
ervolcs are low.
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vi. THE ADVENTURE OF BLACK
PETER

HAVE e " e Z
known my friend
to be in better
form, both e
tai and physi-
cal. than in the
year '95. His in
! creasing fame
ihad b o u 6 h t
I with it an inn
mense practice,
and I should be
guilty of indis-
erection IL I were
even to hint at
the identity OF
some OF the IL
%lustrious clients
who crossed our
humble threshold
In Baker street.
Holmes. how
ever. like all
s r e a t artists. !
lived for his
arts sake. and, !
save in the case
of the Duke of
Holdernesse. III
a v e seldom
him to
claim any large
for his
inestimable SER
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He-Everybody is going to the circ,,s
today-Im sorry you are sick.
She expecting to go)-Oh! am
we'll and strong today.
He-Then when l come from tho
show have those buttons sewed on NV
coat. have those stockings darned ana
be sure and fill up the wood box.
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~ IUIy WdS TG-OT 80
.caprtcious-that he frequently refused
Ale help to the powerful and wealthy
where the problem made no appeal to
as sympathies, while he would devote
SeeKs OF most intense application to
b affairs of some humble client whose
0aSe presented those strange and dra-
pattc qualities which appealed to his
'unag1nation and challenged his in
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-02-10
THAT FRISCO"
LAND SCHEME
PENSACoLIANS BIT STRONG BUT
ONLY ONE DEFUNIAK cITI-
ZEN WAS CAUGHT.

The DeFuniak Breeze has the fol-
lowing to say relative to a certain
scheme being operated in the name
of the Frisco railroad system:
Our readers will remember that a
couple of weeks ago we called atten-
ton to a scheme that was being work
ed through this country in the name
Of the Frisco" railroad sytem, and
while not stating as an absolute fact
that the scheme was swindle, we
did say enough to warn people against
investing very heavily without a close
investigation. The next Sunday The
Pensacola Journal gave the names Of
a number of prominent citizens OF
that city who had swallowed the hook,
bait and sinker and ran away with
the line, it appearing that even Frank
Mayes had not caught on to the game
that was being worked.
Last Sunday The Journal contain
ed notice of the plan but this contain
ed the following telegram from an Of.
fetal of the Frisco" denying any con.
nection with Mr.. tombstone.
Your paper of Jan. % contains arti-
Gle conveying impression this COM
pany is back Of the Frisco and Kan
sas City Colonization Company. We
have nothing to do with it and our
name and trade mark are being used
against our protest. Please publish.
A HILTON.
The amusing feature about it is that
the city papers have SO much sport
al the expense of the farmer, who
they accuse of buying sight unseen
pretty nearly everything that his city
cousin takes a notion 10 unload upon
him but here is a case where dealers.
contractors and the like bite at one
Of the most transparent fakes that
ever come along. The only DeFun-
iaker that parted with his dollars on
it was H. L. Perry, and he excuses
himself by the plea that he took the
advice and followed the examine of
the PensacOlians, but that does not
make the joke on him any the less
enjoyable.