The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1906-10-19

! Alexandria, Va, comes forward with
/ hen that has laid 81 eggs since October
/ .. 1905. This must surely be a nonunion
/ her.
The Chicago Chronicle punches up seven.
murders under the heading. Minor News
/ of the Day" That's better than playing
them up under box car letters, however
| New York politicians are decidedly at
sea attempting to decide whether Pat Nc
/ Carren's population Of mr.. Hearst is a
/ boost or a knock.
Il know exactly what I am talking
about, says Mr. Hughes. Good; now to
make the people believe It.
A trolley car and an automobile smash
/ cd into each other over in Massachu-
sets the other day, and no one seems
at all Interested in discovering which got
/ the worst of It.
one Of our little islands around Hawaii
/ is said to be blowing away. Thus does
tire proverbiaI i'll wind get in some more
/ Of its good work.
a ST. Louis Republic correspondent is
authority for the statement that Mr..
/ Bryan has averaged about sixteen
speeches day for the past few weeks.
Sixteen TO one again; his proper gait?
The Boston Traveller is Of the opinion
/ that Senator La Toilette belongs to the
/ "Has-Been Club. There is some doubt.
/ however. whether the Senator is in good
standing
The publication Of our food has got
as far as the label. and great hopes are
entertained that it may soon set inside
the can.
The Boston Evening Herald declares
/ that Fraud reigned in Cuba. il is just
/ possible that it poured.
a one hundred million dollar gas deal
| is on in Chicago, which looks 81 good deal
I like the public is in FOR another cold deal
There are curious things called laws IN
/ this country" said the attorney for the
/ Standard oil Company, during the prog
res- Of the Ohio trial. A little more at
/ tcnticn paid them by the Standard Oil
and they might not seem so curious.
The Democratic party in Honolulu has
! indorsed both Bryan and Roosevelt. Eyi-
IDENTIFY the Honolulu Democrats intend 10
/ land on their feet
( Some people seem 30 have the idea thai
/ the term elastic currency means a lot
/ Of extra money THAT you may pull the
/ governments leg for
Shall the tail wag the dog?' asks an
/ excited New York contemporary. Don
I know for sure. looks like the tail IS
wagging the tiger al right.
What Mr.. Hearst ought to do is to syn
! dictate about fifteen or twenty Offices and
run for them an ia = bunch. IL would
save time and expense.
Maxim Gorky has returned to Russia
I with his same wife.
snv.era has landed at Curacao. but
seems not to have been very cordially
! received.
ST. Louis viii fight the dairy combine IN
that city bitterly ST. Louis people seem
to suspect the dairy companies Of an in
tention to further water their stock.
'"The Sublime Brotherhood Of zaques. 70
Ia venezuelan organization, has determined
/ 10 boycott ali American manufacturer
/ who vote the Roosevelt ballot in the
next election 10 doesn't seem - D..
even one step from their sublime perch
TO the ridiculous
II Mt Watterson isn't exactly On the
Bryan band wagon. AT least he has a.
pretty conspicuous seat on the trailer.
The French courts have postponed the
Castcllane divorce case for two weeks.
at the expiration Of which "a final hea~-
| ing will be had Sounds zoo good to b.
true
The Titan courts have decided that Pres
ident Smith may use the funds Of tbe
Mormon Church just as he pleases: i'm
which learned decision the courts are sew
erai laps behind President Smith
mississippi Socialists recently held their
state convention IN a cemetery. Pr05a-
bly, realized that they haven't the rnos.
OF a show 20 win.
That New York speubinder who wants
10 know what Hearst stands for" ought
to reflect that he has had to stand for q
good deal from the spellbinders.
That man who started out 10 popular
lie dendtured limberger cheese now ac-
knowlcdgcs that he was on the wrong
scent
n A Cincinnati man who hasn't slept in
a bed for twenty years has fallen heir 10
Sloo"9- He VIII probably sleep on bed
Of roses for the remainder of his life.
The official count shows that Mr. Lit
tleiield was elected by Il plurality of
lo69. However. he isn't an ardent advo-
cate of abbreviated majorities
4 Judgment for over $4,000 has been
lodged against Tom Watson's Magazine.
Evidently the business of viewing with