davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Svenska monitoren., 1906-08-10

sig liten, ar dock, Diet maste er-
kannas, storartad for svenska for
hallanden och erbjuder mycket al
i%ntresse tor den opartiske besoka-
rem. bet skulle tsga i arsprak
ALT for stort utrymme for att jag
nagorlunda skulle beskrifva den
och jag viii derfor ej alls
inlata mig derpa. Antalet al
besokare hade hittills varit forva
nande litet, och man afvaktade
derfor 81 utan EFT visst intresse
Svensk- Amerika dagen. som man
vantade och hoppades skulle till
fora utstallningen en- stor skara
besokare. Och man blef icke
heller besviken, ehuru svensk-a
merikanerna nog utgjorde mindre-
talet. Hurn manga at de senare
som kommit tillstades, ar vansk
ligt att bestamma, alldenstund
nagon gemensam motesplats ej
arrangerats. och Diet pa grund
deraf var ganska svart, for att ei
saga omoiligt. att "a reda pa dem,
man onskade :raffa. AT Sioux
City Dor narvoro: Victor Johnson
med och son, G. D.. Hansoa, Olga
Aronson, Selma Nystr0m. fru c.
Blomberg, Elm Grim, Arthur
Swan och undertecknad. AT f. d.
Sioux City Dor traffades A. N.Y.
strom med fru fran Vermland, fro
ken Rosina Kellgren och pastor
w. NJ. Swan fran Chi cago. Ro-
rande testtaget och programmed
ar Diet 81 at modem yttra nagot, all
denstund Sv. Monitoren och All,
dra tidningar nog langt fore delta
redogjort dertor, saval som for
Diet ihallande regnvader, som Ian
&c hotade att CORA Diet hela ON
intet. Som banketten borjade
forst XII. 10 pa qvallen och vi pa
forhand gjort a Installer TOR att pa
aftonen resa til Stockholm, kan
jag ingenting beratta derifran
Landtbruksmotet besokte vi som
hastigast-
Dagen imam vi reste till Sveri-
ges vackra hufvudstad gjorde vi
en- afstickare till den urgamla sta
deu Soderkoping, besago dess kyr-
kor. minnen fran en- granad form
lids dar' mandrake uppfor Diet hoga
berget och genom parkerna och
drucko ur St. Ragnhilds ber0mda
kalla, hvilken nu utgor stadens
starkaste dragningskraft och gjort
den till ell mycket besokt helso.
ort. Sedan vi sagt farval till mir
bronson. som Oliver Motala reste
till Goteborg, och Hanson, SON
ater reste till Diet gamla hemme'
nara Maspe!osa, fortsatte v
resan, denna gang med Stock
holm som NAL. Dit anlande v
pa lordagsqvallen den siste juni
On v~istelsen derstaGes hinner jag
nu 81 skrifva. Jag Dor kanske,
medan jag kommer ihag Diet, med
della att vaderleken kan vara ON
bytlig afven i Sverige. Ena dagger
II, den andra anda upp till 2;
grader Celsius. Nordens ljuss
sommarnatt fortjente ett eget
BRET. Imam man val hinner som.
ra in gar solen upp. och sedar
tyckes hon aldrig villa ga ned. Pa
en- IS timmars lang dag horde
man ju hinna utratta mycket, mel
man bradskar 81 i onodan Thar
hemma".
Svenska monitoren., 1906-08-10

Mr. och Mrs A. B. Erickson
Mrs Chas Barnort SAINT Mr.. P
Forsling atreste i lordags pa deu
excursion, som afgick till Chica.
go.
Mrs Fred Nordin fran St Louis
och Mrs w. G~ustafson fran Oma.
ha arc har pa besok hos sin sy-
ster och svager, herrskapet N.
Nelson, Gil III II st.
Herr e. D. Hanson al klades-
handlarefrman Hanson & Co. a.
terkom onsdags fran en- fyra
veckors vistelse i Sverige, dit han
den 3 iuni afreste i sallskap med
konsul G.. N. Swan. Hemresan
antraddes den Is juli fran Cote
borg Diver Edinburg, London och
Southampton, fran hvilken sist.
namda plats han gick med Anne
rican LINENS angare Philadelphia
till New York. Det var ovanligt
stormigt pa Atlanten, och manga
offrade at fader Neptunus.
Skordeutsigterna i sodra Sveri-
ge uppgifvas at hr Hanson sasom
varande mycket lofvande. Det
intryck han hck al sina hemmava-
randsman var babe gynnsamt och
icke gynnsamt. Slaktingar, van.
ner och bekanta emottaga nog er
hemvandande sveRsk-amerikat
hjertligt och val, men i allmanhe
synes svensken betrakta svensk
amerikanen med en- viss misStro
Isynnerhet Sc storsvenskarne ellie,
personer ur de hogre samhallsla
gren ned pa honom med en- bland
ming at fornamt medlidande ocl
suverant forakt. Men hans pen,
gar tycka de deremot ALA ON
Snittet pa hans klader och sko
visar vid forsta ogonkastet hvari
fran han och han skinna
och uppskortas pa ALA satt. De
torde vara manga fera An hr Han
son. som fatt Stamina upptattnin.
ON landsmannen i Sverige.
Dad. Den 9 dennes Andre,
Ensebretson. 1907 Court street
Dodsorsaken var lungblodning.
Ga och Sc de nya monster
Dress Goods for hosten som
stort urval just inkommit hos
Larson-Swan Dry Goods CO.
ondsdags kvall hade en- anser
lig skara al babe aldre och yngr
sAmlats i Augustana kyrkans ur
dervaning. Menningen var
att fra en- Social ON blitvit al
ordnad at ungdomsforeningel
Men der var atven nagot annat
farde.
Efter Diet de heste hade haft 70
friskningar, samlades man i Sol
dagsskolsalen deriherrskapet E. l
Tillman pa EFT klokt uttankt sa
hade blifvit infordt. O~fverraskad
blefvo ALA, men sarskildt herr oc
tru Tillman, da herr VA, Swa
upptradde och / EFT valordadt t
trambar forsamlingens tacksamh,
och karlek till herrskapet for de:
trohet och fit i sin verksamhs
under de tire manaders It'd de V;
rit ibland oss. Derpa ofverlen
nades EFT kuvert, innehalland
en- matt liten summa sasom b.
Wis for Diet, som i talet framhS
Its.
Sedan herr Tillman a sina egr
och sin hustrus vagnar med rol
stamina tackat forsamlingen fl
delta karleksbevis, skildes ma
smart, och hvar och en- begat S
hem till slit.
HAIR OCH DER.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
ROAD NOTICE.
First published Nov. 8, 1906.

First published Nov. 8, 1906.
To whom it may concern:
In pursuance of an order made by the
Board of County Commissioners of the
County of Meade, in the State of Kansas, in
regular session on the 27th day of October
A. ID. 1906, notice is hereby given that
]. E. Green, J. J: Singley,
W. L. Johnson, J. Mart Wood
Geo. DeCow, J. J. Mohler,
Oscar Thompson, VIM. Mohler,
L. z. Sterling, John Tatkenhoist,
Henry Borchers, Robt. Byrns,
householders of said county, residing in the
vicinity where it is proposed to lay out and es-
tablish the road below mentioned, have pre-
sented to said board their certain petition,
praying the laying out and establishment of
public road in said county as follows:
Commencing at the Southeast Corner of
the Northeast quarter of Section 81, Town
ship 81, Range 20 West, thence west Three
quarters of mile on the Il section line to the
Northwest corner of East half of Southwest
quarter of Section "a, Township 81, Range
28 West, thence in southwest direction on
the East and South side of pond known as
Lone Tree Pond to a point about 40 rods
East of half section line where said line inter
sects section line at the center of Section 80
township 81, Range 20, thence West on the
section line about II3 rods to the Southeast
corner of the west half of the Southwest
quarter of Section 80, Township 81, Range
z8, thence south on line SO rods East of the
section line dividing Sections 4 and Town
ship 80, Range IS, to point about so rods
North of where said line intersects section line
dividing sections 4 and g, Township 80.
Range IS, thence South and West to point
about Fl rods, East of bridge crossing draw
at the Southeast corner of Section s, Town
ship 80, Range 2S, West, thence west about
II rods to bridge intersecting laid out road
No. 81, thence west to said BRIDGE intersect-
ing road No. 81.
Thence leaving road No. 81 at point
about az rods west of the section line between
sections and g, Township 80, S. Range 2S
West, thence South and West to point about
70 rods West of the Southeast corner of Sec
ton s, Township 80, Range 2S West, thence
West on section lind to point 900 feet East
of the Northwest corner of the Northeast
quarter of Section II, Township 80, Range
IS, thence South and West to the center OF
Section II, Township 50, Range 28, thence
80 rods West, thence South and West of the
Southwest corner of Section II, Township 50,
Range 2S, intersectiug laid out road running
from that point South.
And that r. A. Harper, Henry Borchers,
and J. E. Green, viewers duly appointed, will
meet at the Southeast corner of the Northeast
quarter of Section "a, Township 81, Range
IS, on the goth day of November A. D. 1906
and proceed to view said road, and to give
all parties hearing.
Witness my hand and the seal of said
county, affixed at my Office in said county,
this 27th day of October A. d. 1906.
SEAL. ID. P. WYsoNG,
County Clerk.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
NYE SPARKS.
By BILL NyE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Schmoker
spent last week on their claim near
M. w. Anshutz.
John Cooper and Brother Buis
came down to the BX- ranch
where they expect to stay this
winter. Brother says it isn't SO
pleasant to stay on the river as it
nsed to be2
The Halloween party at Mr..
Surgeons was we'll attended and
everyone seemed to enjoy them
selves. Very little mischief was
done, only two young men had to
stay until morning to find their be-
longings.
Misses Stella Wilson and Foy
banks spent Sunday at Mr.. w. C..
Schmoker's.
John and Will Dickerson were in
Meade last week transacting bust
ness. They brought back a load of
supplies.
A crowd of our young folks at
tended dance near Wells store
last Saturday night. All report a
good time. They expect to attend
a grand ball the 18th at the same
place-Mr. Morrison's.
Johnnie Sturgeon was in Engle-
wood last week attending to some
business.
Lee Bruce expects to work at
Lester Rhodes this winter.
d. S. Mackey, Henry Meyer and
James Johnson attended a dance at
MIR. Billiards. last Saturday night.
They say "there is nothing like it. "
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
DemocratIc STATE Ticket.

Democratic State Ticket.
Governor-William A. Harris. Leavenworth CO
Lieutenant Governor-Hugh P. Farrelly, Neo
sho county
Secretary Of State-Hugh c. Ahlborn, Smith
county.
Auditor Of State-William NJ. Bowen, Atchi
county.
Attorney General-David Overmyer, Shawnee
county
Treasurer-Patrick German, Bourbon county
Supt. Of Public Instruction-A. B. Carney
Cloud County.
Judges Of the Supreme court 10 year term
David NJ. Dale, of Sedgwick. county
A. NJ. Jackson, cowley county
Justice of the Supreme court a year term) w
S. Glass, Marshall county, Lawrens
Hahn, Leavenworth county
For abroad Commissioners, James Humphrey
of Geary county, Harry Nc MILAN, o.
Ottawa county c. A. Cooper, of Rice
county
Insurance Commissioners. W. Morphy, o.
Russell county.
State Printer-Wm. z. FEEDER, Barton county.
Congressman 9TH District-O. d. Truman.
Democratic County Ticket.
Representatives,. D. Adams.
Sherif-Shelley Price.
Probate Judge-John b. Randolph.
County Attorney-Frank S. Sullivan.
County Clerk-w. H. Dalgarn.
County Treasurer-Ormond Hamilton.
Register of Deeds-Chas. Talley.
Clerk of District Court-John Elliott.
Surveyor. Flanagan.
Superintendent of Schools-Ruth Bennett.
Coroner-W. F. Fee.
Commissioner 1st District-Wm. JobIing.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
SHERIFF'S SALE.
First Published Oct. 4. 1906.

First Published Oct. 4, 1906.
BY virtue Of an order of sale, issued out of the
District Court of Meade County, Kansas, where
in W. A. Ncewanger was Plaintiff and John NJ.
Myers, - Myers, his wife, and q. G. Adams
were DEPENDENTS.
/ will on Monday the 5th day Of November
1906 hour of ten O'Clock M, at the front door Of
the Court House. in the City of Meade. County Of
Meade and State Of Kansas, offer for sale at public
auction and sell to the highest bidder cash in
hand, all the right, title, and interest of the
above named defendants in and to the following
described real property, situate in the County
of Meade and State of Kansas, to-wit:
The Southeast Quarter Of Section Twenty t20l
Township Thirty-three 1881 South, Range
Thirty 1907 West of the Sixth Pr incipal Meridian.
Said property is levied upon the property of
the above named defendents and will be sold with
out appraisment to satisfy the plaintiffs claim of
$4,000 herein. and costs and accruing costs ac-
cording TO said order of sale.
Sheriff office, this 3rd day of October 1906.
S. B. GIvLER,
Sheriff Meade County Kansas.
By JAY ELLIS, Under Sheriff.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
roGsl. AlaA 49,
First published Nov. l, 1906.

W 1,
Court No. 1859.
In the District Court of Meade County, Kansas.
b. F. Cox. Plaintiff,
William II. Willis, Eliza A. Fowler, and George S.
Fowler, her husband, and Albert Potter and Nora
L. Potter, his wife, Defendants.
The State Of Kansas to William r. Willis, De-
PENDANT Greeting:
You viii take notice that the said B. F. Cox,
plaintiff, did on the 18th day of July 1906, hle his
petition said District Court, within and for the
County of Meade and State of Kansas, against
you and the other above named defendants, and
that you must answer said petition filed as afore-
or said petition will be taken true, and a judg-
ment rendered in said action against you for
the sum of S341.70 with interest thereon at the
rate OF twelve per cent per annum from March ,,
1887 and for costs Of suit; and further Judgment
against all Of the defendants in the above entitled
action for the foreclosure of a certain mortgage
upon the following described real estate, lying and
Kansas, toswit: Lots Number 19, II and p in
Block Do IN the Town Of Fowler, together with the
Entertainments and appurtenances thereunto aP-
pertaining, and adjudging that said plaintiff
has the first lien on said premises, to the amount
for which Judgment will be taken as aforesaid,
and ordering said premises to be sold with APP
praisment, and the proceeds applied to the pay
due Plaintiff and forever barring and foreclosing
all of the defendants herein and each OF them, OF
and from all right, title, interest. property, and
equity OF redemption, in or to said premises, or
any part thereof.
In Witness Whereof, have hereunto set my
of October 1906 SEAL JOHN ELLIOTT,
Clerk of the District Court of Meade County.
Kansas.
H. L.ewelyn Jones, Attorney for Plaintiff.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
SHERIFF'S SALE.
First publication Oct. 4th. 19O6

First publication Oct. 18th. 1906
By virtue of an order of sale issued out of the
District court Of Meade County Kansas, wherein
F. L. Martin was Plaintiff and Alex Wilson and
the Unknown Heirs and Trustees of the said Alex
Wilson were defendants.
will on Monday the 5th day of November 1906.
hour Of ten O'Clock M, at the front door of the
court house, in the city of Meade, county of Meade
and State of Kansas, offer for sale at public
ton and sell to the highest bidder, for cash in
hand, all the right, title and interest Of the above
named defendants in and to the following describ-
ed real property, situate IN the county of Meade
and state OF Kansas, to-wit:
The Southeast Quarter Of Section Twenty -two
l22) Township Thirty 1907 South, Range Twenty
Nine 20 West of the 9th p. m.
Said property is levied upon as the property OF
the above named defendants and will be sold with
out appraisement to satisfy plaintiffs claim Of
S1119.26 herein, and costs and accruing costs,
cording to said order OF sale.
Sherif's office this 5rd day OF Oct. 1906.
S. B. GIvLER.
Sheriff, Meade County. Kansas
By JAY ELLIS. Under Sheriff.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
ROAD NOTICE.
First publication October s, 1906.

First publication October g. 1906.
To wi HON it may concern:
In pursuance order made by the Board of
County Commissioners of the County of Meade. in
the State of Kansas, in regular session on the p
day of October A. D., 1905. notice is hereby given
that
P. D. Edwards, 81. Ar1e P. Barrow
Allen Miller, John Granger,
Frank Sourbeer, Il. F. Leoch,
Ellis Under. G. NJ. Edwards,
George Krell, A. J. Howell.
Jrome Under, L. F. Num-,
Cay Reeves,
househOlders of said county, residing in the vcin
ity where it is proposed to lay out and esta bSh
the road below mentioned, have presented to said
board their certain petition. praying the Laying
out and esta blishment of public road in said
county as follows:
Commencing at the Northeast corner Of Section
Is, Township 50, South, Range Is, West of the
9th p. NJ. and extending South on the Section line
miles, thence West TO the Section line between
Sections ond ?, Township 81, South, Range %
West, of the p. NJ. thence South On the Section
line to connect with Road Number at the North
west corner Section p, Township 81, South. Range
Is West Of 9TH 2. NJ. and that Joe Hall, Doc
Dossett, and Robt. Reeves, viewers duly APP
pointed, will meet at the Northeast corner of
Section q, Township so, Range D on the 30lh day
of November A. d. 1900. and proceed TO view said
road, and To give all parties a hearing.
Witness my hand. and the seal of said coenty,
affixed at my office in said county this 9th day
of October A. ID. 1900.
SEAL. D. P. WYsoNG,
County Clerk.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
w. III. Tracy
The Live Stock Auction
GSP.
Pratt Kansas

If you contemplate having public sale at
any time or any place don't fall to write or
wire w. H. Tracy at Pratt, Kansas. He is
an up-.o-date auctioneer and has no other
business, consequently he devotes his entire
time in keeping himself posted in all lines of
property he may have to sell and is a COM
Petent Judge of valves of all classes of live
stock. No man is fitted to sell your stock I'M
less he is posted on quality and values is
the high dollar for you means a reputation
for him, end, he will work for you from tn
time your sale is billed until the last article is
sold. His terms are reasonable and can be
had at The Meade State Bank, First Nation
al Bank or Fowler State Bank.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
PUBLICATION NOTICE.
FIRST published Nov. l. 1905.

First published Nov. l, 1906.
Court No. 1881.
In the District Court of Meade County, Kansas
81. s. Hixon, Plaintiff
VS..
James E. McNair, Isaac S. Alexander ct al De-
iendants.
The State of Kansas to Isaac s. Alexander,
GREETING
You are hereby notified that the plaintiff, II. S.
Hixon hed his petition in the District Court of
Meade County, Kansas, on the 18th day Of Febru-
airy, 1906 against you and other defendants there
an named, alleging that the said plaintiff is the
legal and equitable owner Of the Northeast
Quarter of Section II in Township 50. South of
Range %, West of the Sixth Principal Meridian
in Meade County, Kansas, and is entitled to the
immediate possession thereof, and that the de-
fendants in this action unlawfuly keep him out of
possession of said land. and praying Judgment for
the recovery of said land and the possession there
oil and for Gusts of action:-
And that he be decreed and adjndged 10 be
the sole and only owner of said land. and that the
defendants be barred from any right, title or in
terest therein. adverse to said plaintiff, and you
are further notified that you must answer said
petition on or before the 18th day of December
1900 or the same will be taken as true and
Judgment rendered against you as therein prayed
fort
As witness my hand and the seal OF said court
on this 18th day Of October 1906.
SEAL Clerk of the District Court
H. Llewelyn Jones.
Atty. for Plaintiff.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
saE- s
First puoashed Nov. l. 1go6.

District Court of Meade County. Kansas, where
in Frank L. Shaler was Plaintiff and John q.
Moffett was Defendant.
will on Friday the 30th day of November 1906,
between the hour of ten O'Clock, a m. at the front
door of the Court House. in the City of Meade.
County OF Meade and State of Kansas, offer for
sale at public auction and sell to the highest
bidder, for cash in hand, all righe, title, and in
terest OF the above defendant and to the follaw-
of Meade and State of Kansas, to-wit:
The Southeast Quarter OF Section One ~ in
Township Thirty-three l33) South of Range
Twenty-nine 10 West of the 9th P. NJ. living
and situate in the County OF Meade, State Of
Kansas.
Said property is levied upon as the property Of
the above named delendent and will be sold with
out apprasment to satisfy the plaintiffs claim Of
10000 herein and costs and accruing costs, ac-
cnrding to said order of sale.
Sheriff's Office, this 1st day of November 1906.
S. b. GIvLER,
Sheriff of Meade County, Kansas.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08

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Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08

Totals s2O5l1 O. S2o511 a
State of Kansas, Meade County, IS.
1, Ormond Hamilton. Treasurer of said county
l. o soemnly swear that the above statement is
true and correct TO the best of my knowledge and
belief ORMoND HAMILTON
Subscribed and sworn to before this p day
Of October 1906. d. P. WYSoNG,
Seal. County Clerk.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
ROAD NOTICE,

First published Nov. 8, 1906.
20 whom it may concern:
In pursuant Of an order made by the Board Of
County Commissioners of the County of Meade, in
the State of Kansas. regular session the 9th
day Of October, A. D. 1906, notice is hereby given
that
J. E. Green, John Haver,
W. L. Johnson, Herman Boiling
Geo DeCow, J. J. Singley,
Oscar Thompson, J. Mart Wood.
L. P. Sterling, Elmer Rosen berry,
Henry Borchers, Fred 81. Gray,
householders of said county residing in the vicinity
where it is proposed to lay out and establish the
road below mentioned, have presented to said
board their cert ain petition, praying the laying
out and establishment Of a public road in said
county as follows:
Commencing at the Southwest corner Of Section
Twenty-six, Township Thirty-t South, Range
Twenty-eight. West Of the 9th P. M, and extend
ing South on the section line for mile, CONNECT
ing with Road Number 81 and that X. l.
Harper. Henry Borchers and J. K. Green, viewers
duly appointed, will meet at the Southwest corner
of Section 20, Township 81, Range % at 10 O'Clock
A. NJ. ON the 30th day Of November A. ID. 1905,
and proceed to view said road, and to give all
parties a hearing.
Witness my hand. and the seal of said county,
affixed at my Office i'll said county this 9th day
Of October A. d. 1906. ID. P. WYSoSG, b.
(SEALJ County Clerk.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1906-11-08
SCHOOL LAND NOTICE.
First publication October II, 1906.

First publication October Il, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that petitions have
been presented to the Board Of County Commiss-
toner's praying for the sale Of following described
school lands situated in Meade County, Kansas,
viz:
M and SEA NE1l and 81 NEA SEX, VIZ
SW4 and NW4 Sec. 80 "a 20, also all Section 10
1871.
And that one year from date of this publica-
ton. said Board of County Commissioners will
appoint appraisers to appraise said school lands.
After said school land has been appraised, the
County Treasurer will offer said land at public
sale to the highest bidder. subject to existing
leases.
BY order Of the Board.
D. P. WYsoNG,
County Clerk
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-22
SMART LITTLE jokes
HOT FROM THE PENS OF THE Hu.
MORISTS.
One Point on Which Fudge and
Smudge Were Agreed-One Papa
Not Conceited-Pol I<ley's Procrasti.
nation With Him to the End.


She (sternly)-Will you please ex
plain the generally battered and dis
reputable condition in which you
came home last night?
He-Certaintly, my dear. 1t was my
misfortune, not my fault. The fact
is, didn't want to alarm you by tell
ing you at the time, but l was held
up on my way home"
She (coolly)-Yes, l know you
were. saw your friends run as
opened the door after they had nut
you on the doorstep.