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/ olnHcrS S0OulU not forget Cn31 Heal
with one 81" will be Just as hot.-New
York Herald
| The thing to do with Milk Trust is
to sterihze and bottle it-New York
| Commercial.
1t is suspected that the Ruff Riders
! were the first advocates of simplified
| spelling. Post.
Mistur Rosvelt's conversion adj
crafty to the hops ov the spelling re-
formers. Thay think thay OWE the
erth.-New York World.
| If the strength of the Cuban insur-
rection could be measured by the num-
| Der Of its generals, there should be no
| doubt Of its success.-Philadelph Rec
| ord.
1t seems school teachers are paid q
| trif1e more than mill hands, which is
one example of the working of the New
England conscience.-New York Her
aid.
The Congress of Brazil voting an ap-
propriation of $666,0OO for the relief Of
a sister republic is fine example of
South American generosity.-NewY York
Tribune
The train wrecker is possibly the
most eXecrated Of criminals, and yet
he cannot cause as much suffering as
does the bank wrecker.-New York
American.
Cuba affords an indication of what
may be expected of a certain class Of
patriots when they get their feet no
longer in the public trough-Philadel-
phia Record.
The quick lunch is now said to be the
chief cause of divorce. The courts and
the doctors have not yet agreed which
is the quicker, the lunch or the divorce.
New York Tribune.
If you read over that list CT simpIi-
fed words you will notice "kist.' That's
probably Mr.. Carnegie's personal con-
tribution to the movement.-Philadel-
phia North American.
Burglary by automobile is cropping
out In new fields. The possession of mo-
torcars by the dark-lantern fraternity
indicates that it is enjoying its share
of the general prosperity.-New York
World.
Now 1t is Mr.. Shonts and Mr.. Com
pers who are calling one another liars.
1t really Is not a matter of very great
Importance to the public if they both
are, so long as that canal is built.-New
York Press.
Edward of England has done a good
stroke in Pacific Railways, thanks to a
tip from Morgan, of Wall street. How
pleasant to the eyes of commoners are
the courtesies Of kings New York
World
Miss Abby Mayhem, of tie University
Oh Wisconsin, says that women will
never be free until they discard petit
coats. That is to say, they will con-
tinue In clothes confinement.-W
ton Post.
A New York dentist demands settle
ment of a bill for 50, ,110. A physician
recently asked a fee at the rate of $500 !
q day. Not much fear that the sick will |
die disgracefully rich.-New York |
American.
Those Cuban fnsurgent generals
would find it safer to follow the usual |
practice and let the privates do the |
fighting, providing there are any pri-
Yates in the insurgent army.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Coal went up another 10 cents yester-
day. Ice costs small consumers about
twice as much as last year. People who
want either heat or cold in their house
keeping are sadly out of luck. New
York World.
Whatever may be s&iC of England's
Doasted mastery of The seas, her gov
is not afraid to reduce her
naval expenditures in TIE face of the
military powers of E1rope-Philadel-
)hia Record
The phonetic spelling craze will not
De without profit if it teaches the people
hat the Presidents name is Roz-e-velt,
lot Ruzvelt, as so many insist on spell
ng and pronouacing it.-Philadelphia
North American.
If we rise up and call blessed a man
vho increases the grass crop, what shall
We do if the government succeeds in
he project of making each hen lay two
'ggs where but one egg was laid be-
ore e?-New York Herald.
Secretary Roots tribute to the Gin
beauty" Of the women of
Argentina who pelted his train with
lowers was not the language of diplo-
macy or of gallantry. Travellers agree
hat the composite feminine type of Ar :
entina is irresistible.-New York Sun. !
The burning of 5000 cans of food {
nd decayed fruits at Chicago the other
ay was the first official bonfire lighted !,
o celebrate the pure-food victory in ,
egt.lation. 1t must be said that it !
1ade good fire, even though the fumes
id not add to the purity of the atmos-