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The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10
Catarrh Cannot be Cured.

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can
not reach the seat of the disease Catarrh is
n blood or constitutional disease. and in order
70 cure II you must take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucuous sur
faces Halls Catarrh Cure is not n auack
medicine. Ii was prescribed by one OF the
best physicians in this country for years and
is u regular prescription. Ii is composed of
the best tonics known, combined with the
hest blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces, The perfect combination
of the two ingredients is what produces such
wonderful results in curing Catarrh Send
for testimonials free
f. }. CHENEY K co, Toledo, q
Sold by all Druggists, 1Sc
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10
FOLEYSHONEYAr6TAR
Cures Coidss Prevents Pneumonia

Hows This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
I. j. CHENEY Il co, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known L. J..
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able To carry out any ohli-
cations made by his firm
WALpINa, KINNAN Il MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system Testimonials sent fret.
Price IS cents per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10

To keep the body in tune. writes
Mrs, Mars Brown, 20 Lafayette Place,
Poughkeepsie, y. Y, II take DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. They are the
most reliable mud pleasant laxative |
have found. Best for the stomach.
Liver and Bowels Guaranteed by
Geo NJ. Shamalla druggist 9jc.
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10

Opportunities are generally the re-
suit of the wise Improvement of smal II
ones. II we think our opportunities
ARE not good enough we had better
improve them. Remember we are
responsible for talents, for time, and
for opportunities.
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10

This sale planned September last when labor was
hurried and needed steady work when muslns
brics aces and cmbroderies the lowest prices
then prevailing.
We have marked the garments at the very lowest
prices consistent with hrsclass workmanship under best
sanitary conditions this IS important when cleanliness is
a considerations
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10
Mother cray's sweet 70,

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders Tor Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Cmldren's Home in New York, cure fever
ishness, bad stomach, teething disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
worms Over 10000 testimonials They never
fail. At all druggists. 2ac. Sample FREE.
Address, Allen ) olmstead, Leroy, N Y
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10

The remains of an infant child of
David Rockafellow were inferred in
the cemetery at Sandy Ridge on Sun
day afternoon last 1t died from
pneumonia.
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10

Nasal Catarrh nm inflammation Of the
de icate membrane lining the air passages, is
not cured by any mixtures taken into the
stomach. Don't waste time on them. Take
Ely's Cream Balm through the nostrils, SO that
the feyered, swollen tissues are reached at
once. Never mind how long you have suffer
ed nor how often You have been disappointed,
We know Ely's Cream Balm will cure you as 1t
has cured others by the thousand. All drug
gists soc, or mailed by Ely Bros 56
Warren Street, New York
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10

All of the awnings overhanging the
streets were removed from Easton
Jan LIST, to comply with recent
ordinance.
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10
Executors $ sale
OF
REAL ESTATE,

THURSDAy. FEBRUARY Ist. I0oG,
at two o'clock, at the LamhertNille House
Lambertylle, n j
The two-story slate roof brick dwelling
80 Swan Street. and lot Of and ! in Lambert
Vile, N. ]. Also at the same time and rlace
the Titusville Quarry property With about
twenty-four acres of land attached
These properties positively must be sold t.
close the Estate of George Bauehoil deceased
MARGARET BANcHuFF
GEORGE BANruoFF .R
Executors
W S. RILEY,
AuptiOuPPF
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

ESTATE OF MARY E1lzAnrru LroNARp deceased
Pursuant to the order of George l. Hanson,
on the eleventh day af N5y,nlber. 4 ID one
thousand nine hundred and five, notice rs
hereby given To all persons having claims
late of the County of Hunterdou, deceased, to
present the same, under oath or affirmation
To the subscriber, executor of said deceased.
order and any creditor negleetng to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim Muder oath
or atiirmationA, within the timo So limited,
will be forever barred of his or her action
therefor against the said executor
Dated Nov II, ~ ~ 1qO5.
EDWARD W CLOSSON, Executor
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10
Special Sale of Muslin Underwear mssSS SSS5HS1'1 @ 1

This offering of undergarments will be very ''',''1,
from the very fact it will compare faVor2o2 WIN ,S
sale held one year since when certain NUMBERS q
garments we're all taken during the first DAY ol SAFE
Don't fail to take advantage Of this opportunity a''''
YOU have
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10
I.AMBERTNILLE
NATIONAL BANK.

This Bank Wiil pay interest on Certificates
of Deposit at to3 per cent per annum.
Three pei cont. per annum interest allowed
On accounts in Savings department.
safe DEPOSIT boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up.
For further information inquire of the fol-
lowing officers:
CALFIN SOLLIDal. President
IoHA q. HOLfoHBE, I7er President
iN4T3H Z. SMITH, Cashier.
FE1Nk ii. FHiLEIFS asst Cashier
J1HF> $ >TEDBTF0RD TfHe.
The Lambertville record., 1906-01-10

". S. RILEY,
Auetioneer.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
ODD BITS OF INFORMATION.

The Hawaiians are the worlds best
swimmers.
A frog cannot breathe with Its
mouth open
Japanese children are taught to
write with both hands.
An elephant will carry a load OF
1000 pounds with ease.
Quakers are very healthy; their Az
erage longevity being 81 years.
The English school of water-color
painting is the best in the world.
The turbot lays 100000 eggs q
year-11, 999. 800 more than the best
hen.
A certain jail in Mexico consists OF
m oak tree with chain and staple At
tachment.
Dried currants, fed regularly to
horses, give them phenomenal strength
and endurance.
At Quito, the only city directly on
the equator, the sun rises and sets al
ways at the same hour-six o'clock.
The Russians have the best teeth
an excellence which they impute ito
the regular chewing Of sunflower seed.
In Spain physician gets five cents
a visit from a working man and 20
cents a visit from an aristocrat. He
10 supposed to tend the poor for moth
ing
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
cHILp's AWFUL SKIN HuMoR.
Screamed with Pain-sufIering Near
j Broke Parents Heart Speed
lily Cured by Cuticura.

II wish to inform you that Cuticurs
Remedies have put = stop to twelve
years Of misery passed with my son. Az
an infant noticed ON his body . red
spot, and treated same with different
remedies for about FIVE years, but when
the spot began to get larger put him
under the care of doctors. Under their
treatment the disease spread to four diff
ferent parts of his body. The longer the
doctors treated him the worse it grew.
During the day it would get rough and
form Ike scales. At night it would be
cracked, infamed, and badly swollen, with
terrible burning and itching. When I
think of his suffering, it nearly breaks
my heart. His screams could be heard
down stairs. The suffering Of my son
made me full of misery. I had no ambi-
ton to work, to eat, nor could sleep.
One doctor told me that my sons eczema
was incurable, and gave it up for bad
job. One evening saw an article in
the paper about the wonderful Cuticura
and decided to give it trial. I tell you
that Cuticura Ointment is worth its
weight in gold. and when had used the
first box Of Ointment there was great
improvement, and by the time had used
the second set of Cuticura Soap, Ointment,
and Resolvent, my child was cured. He
il now twelve years old, and bis skin
IL az fine and smooth as silk. Michael
Steinman, Z Sumner Avenue, Brooklyn,
N, Y, April l6. 1905"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
GOTHAM aR1sT.

In New York city there is one police.
man to each 459 persons.
New York's cemeteries, with their
3.155 acres os land. are SUFFICIENT Tor
the burial of the city's dead. at the
present death rate, for $50 years.
Since Peter Minuit, in 1926. bought
Manhattan island from the Indians
for $24 in merchandise, there has been
q daily average Of 50 persons arrtv.
ing in the territory now known AZ New
York city.
II the sewers Of New York city were
placed end to end in straight line
they would reach from here to Pixies
Peak, Ito miles, and the paved
streets Of the city would make road
along one side Of them al the way.
II the wind that blew over New
York city in one week recently should
continue It's way. ut its average We
locity. it would make the circuit Of
the earth and be back there tho last
week in August, for It moved ut the
rate of nine miles an hour.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
SAVES YEARS OF TIME.
Figures That Will Surprise Even the
Inveterate User Of the
Telephone.

The intimate association Of the tel
ephone with every form of daily liv-
ing is completely, Enthusiastically
American. It grows while you watch
it; for every day 1t absorbs, at the
smallest possible estimate, more than
5000 new telephone instruments, part
of them going to replace instruments
already worn out in service, but q
good proportion going to new sub
scribers, and the further humiliation
of time and space between seventy-odd
millions of people scattered over the
United States. That 1t saves time for
these millions goes, Of course, without
saying, but in the past years the total
amount saved annually by the average
reduction of four seconds per message
affected during that period by the Bell
systems, presents one Of the most
startlingly curious examples of time
economy that the world has yet Wit
messed. In single year these four
seconds saved on each telephone call
count up to grand total Of II. s8s, 9e2.-
600 seconds-in other words. to az
years OF time-a link in the chain Of
eternity that would carry us back -
years before the discovery of America.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
THIRSTY NEW WORKERS.
Enormous Consumption Of Whisky
and Other Spirttuous Liquors
in the Metropolis.

The borough of Manhattan annually
consumes 100000 barrels Of whisky,
which cost the consumers $2,5O0,0O0.
To this item must be added 10000 bar
rels Of other spirits, sold for $780,
900; 100000 cases Of champagne. for
which $5,5O0,000 is paid; 100000 gal.
Ions of other wines and brandies, cost
ing $27,0O0,000, and last but not least
important, 100000 barrels Of beer,
selling for $100.OO0,000. This makes a
total Of $135 ,00O, O00-a sum sufficient
to create and maintain forever great
university like Yale or Harvard. It
is a fact rather interesting to consid-
er that il all this beer and liquor were
Put into q tank and were allowed to
run through an ordinary water tap at
the rate of a gallon a minute the re-
ceptacle would require 80 years and sc
days to empty itself.-Pearson's Mag
azine.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

agency Of dreams. The death angel,
lowering near, seems especially liable
to cast Its dream shadow over a
sleeper
Real trouble assailed Mrs. Joseph H.
Pineau, of Willfamsport, Pa. few
weeks ago when she missed her Jewels.
Believing that she had been robbed
during q spell Of Sickness she had .
servant arrested on suspicion.
That night Mrs. Pineau dreamed
that she saw her Jewels at the bot
tom of a basket containing china
ware. In the morning she fastened
to the closet where the basket was.
explored beneath the china and there
found her gems, just as she had seen
them In her sleep.
While hunting in the woods last
winter William Ward, Of Freeland.
Pa, lost a watch. It was two weeks
before the dream in this case revealed
the spot where the watch lay, hut
when Mr. Ward made search there
he found 1t.
Warnings Of disaster frequently
come to sleeping persons. While trav-
cling through Texas short time ago
a woman living in Upper Sandusky,
O., dreamed that her barn was burned
and two valuable horses lost with it.
She related the dream to several per-
sons. That day she received informa.
ton that her barn had actually burned
and the details Tailed with her Wis
ion.
Startled from sleep by vivid dream
that his best Attorney COW was chok.
| ing to death in the stable. Robert Rick
| ards, a prominent farmer of Bridge
VILE, Del, hurried at dead Of night
| to his barnyard a short time ago. He
found the cow was really choking and
| Il died before he could effect relief.
Falling from the fifteenth story OF
the Chandler building, In course Of
erection at Atlanta, Ca, Peter Nc.
Geary, an iron worker, was dashed to
| death few days ago.
The strange part Of the story Is that
only the morning Of the accident Fore
man Peck, who had charge Of the iron
and steel workers, halted his men as
they were about to begin their labors
and warned them very earnestly to be
careful.
II dreamed" he said, that one Of
the men fell from the top Of the build
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
TOLD IN VISIONS
COMEDIES AND TRAGEDIES
THAT BEsET DREAMER.
Mystery Thet Has Always Had Re-
markable Fascination for Man
kind - Authentic and
Strange Cases.

From the time of Joseph's interpre.
tations In Egypt-and long before, no
doubt-the mystery of dreams has had
remarkable fascination for mankind
Passing strange are their prophecies
ana warnings, and stranger still when
these come true, as is often the case.
By what mystic power are dreams
enabled to project the visual sense
Through space, to lift the curtain that
wells the future?
Quite often dreams foretell disaster,
or deal with some trouble that besets
the dreamer. Still, dreams have their
comedies as well as tragedies and not
infrequently essay the role of assist
ant to Master Cupid.
Missing persons and lost property
are sometimes found through the
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
SENT WORKING MODEL.
seven-Ton Pump Forwarded to Patent
Office in Warrington by the
Inventor.

Sometimes the rigors Of patent Of
flee procedure are not without their
humorous side. A New York attorney
filed an application for Improvements
in centrifugal pump. The patent OF.
fee examiner declared the invention
imperative. and demanded working
model. The patent Office was request
ca to send an examiner to Trenton ia
inspect the machine In actual opera
ton, but this the Office refused to do.
The attorney, therefore, politely sent
seven-ton pump to the patent office
from Trenton to satisfy skeptical ex-
aminer, according to the Scientific
American. Twenty-one men were re-
quired to get it into the examiner
omce.-Railway Age.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
KNOWS NOW
Doctor Was Fooled by His Own CASE
for q Time.

It,s easy to understand how ordi-
nary people get fooled by coffee when
doctors themselves sometimes forget
the facts.
A physician speaks Of his own ex.
perience: z !.
Il had used coffee for years and
really did noe exactly believe 1t was
injuring me although had palpita-
ton of the heart every day.
FINALLY one day . severe and al
most fatal attack OF heart trouble
frightened me and gave up both
tea and coffee. using Postum instead
and since that time I have had abb
solutely no heart palpitation except
ON one or two occasions when tried
: small quantity Of coffee which
caused severe irritation and proved
to me must let it alone.
'When we began using Postum It
seemed weak that was because we
did not make it according to direc-
tions-but now we put little Dit O
butter In the pot when boiling ana
allow the Postum to boil full 10 min.
utes which gives II the proper ricn
flavor and the deep brown color.
81 have advised great many OF
my friends and patients to leave on
coftee ana drink Postum, in tact !
daily give this advice" Name given
by postum Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
Many thousands of physicians use
Postum in place Of tea and Gomez =
their own homes and prescribe It g
patients. There's . reason.
ASremarkable little book. ing
Road to MELVILLE. can b found =
pkga i.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
TOLD or THE TITLED.

The sultan of Turkey is great col.
lector Of canaries.
Lord Tweedmouth, first lord of the
British admiralty, Ia an assiduous col-
lector Of old china.
President Diaz returned the other
day from a hunting trip with three
mountain cats and II deer. Mexicos
president is only 76.
Prince KhilkoH, formerly minister
OF railroads in Russia, and builder OF
the Trans-Siberian road, intends to
make tour Of inspection OF the rail-
roads of this country.
Frederick VIII, king Of Denmark.
IL said to be In the habit OF inviting
editors Of leading political organs to
visit the castle to discuss the different
political issues Of the day.
Prince Kotchoweff, a Russian, has
been ordered by the Berlin courts to
pay $7S0eaa year for life to waiter
whom he assaulted during the Russo
japanese war in a Dresden hotel.
King Alfonso Of Spain is devoted
to the pleasures Of tho table, ana
keeps cook up until four In the
morning. Five meals are served N
the "a hours at the Escurial palace.
Sir Edward Clarke, the brilliant
member Of parliament who b making
his presence felt by denouncing the
idea of q tax on meat or corn, start
ed % q jewelers. assistant In his Ia
Tiers store.
In appointing his son. Lord Bruce.
as his private secretary. the earl OF
Elgin only followed the example OF
the late Wi.liam r. Gladstone, Who
when he became prime minister IN
1880, appointed Herbert Gladstone.
then young man Of 20. to similar
position.
The duke Of Norfolk IL = man OF
simple tastes, and yet he 10 the pos
SCISSOR OF the most extravagant cos
tune in England. The uniform when
he wears as earl marshal represents
an outlay Of over $500 exclusive OF
Jewels. Seventeen thousand YARDS OF
embroidery are worked into the coat
in gold lace until but little OF the
original cloth Is 10 be seen. ais
race fesls more at home In his Ola
clothes.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

ing and was killed. have been UNI
able to get the terrible impression on
my mind and I request that each OF
you exercise more than usual caution
In your work"
Dominic Carmono, Of Mount Wash
inRton, Pa, dreamed that his nephew,
Giuseppe Samazzi. was dead. When
he read in the newspapers that an I'M
known man had been killed by falling
from car on the Smithfleld street
bridge, .Pittsburg, he felt convinced
that the unfortunate Was his nephew.
Calling at the morgue he made the
Identification.
II guess you will not laugh at my
dreams again." remarked Mrs. Gum
derson to her husband.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

languid, nervous and lame in the
morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me right away, and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box,
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?
Cure the Kidneys and the Pain Will
Never Return.
Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause. the kidneys.


Thousands tell Of
cures made by
Doan,s Kidney Pills.
John c. Coleman, a
prominent merchant
of Swainsboro, Ca,
says: For several
yeao my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and NIGHT T wae
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
still spdteful.

St1lI 8pte1W.
Her-Yes, she married him to spite
another girl.
Him-But Why did she divorce hint
$50 he could marry the other girl.
and thus spite her some more. CHI
cago Daily News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
Inertia,

Mosely Wraggs-You used to moya
In good society, didn't ye?
Wareham LongI never done any
movin' when I could help it, in any
kind o. Chicago Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
Rad Eject Of Athletics.

Rad Eject Of Athletics.
"This man." explained the hospital
doctor. "is the victim Of athletics"
"Ah. overturned, l suppose"
"No, he never trained bit. The
fellow who hit him had, though.
PHILADELPHIA Ledger.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

FITS. St. Yitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by Dr.. Hines
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 800
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. X. Il: Kline,
la. 93l and o33 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
u.ra 20 Shut Up,

"Putting a parrot in . strong cage.
remarked the Observer Of Events and
Thincp. doesn't shut the bird up Alto
eather. "-Yonkers Statesman.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
You Don't Have to Wait.

Every dose makes you feel better. Lax
Eos keeps your whole inside right. Not one
grippe in full bottle. Sold on the money
back plan everywhere. Price so cents.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
rrelrent Kinds.

"a man in politics should havo lots
Of friends, shouldn't he!
at depends" answered senator oors-
hum. ION whether they are lrlenos
who want to do something for you OF
Who want you to do something LOT
them "-Washington Star.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
Innovation in Oregon.

Innovation In Oregon.
Some palefaces recently from the
east have been putting up ny screen
doors to their houses. The next tnlng
we know we will be having flies on the
hav.-North Bend Harbor
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

Examples of very narrow houses are
not confined necessarily to great cities
where real estate IL high. The pic
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

Dignity IL a convenient thing with
which to compliment deserving dull
ness.-Puck.>
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

'De reason" p. said Uncle Eben, why
de elephant an. de mule figures SO
much in politics is dat one allus wants
to be on parade an de. other is allus
ready to kick" -Washington Star.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

II Is sometimes easier to set good
example than to follow one.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14
A Harmless LAXATIVE,

II you must take laxative. take harm
less one. Lax-Fos does not grippe, therefore
does not irritate. Irritation is what does
the harm. Price so cents.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

turesque freak house In the accom-.
panying illustration is in Conway.
England. From the doorway a small
ladder leads to the single bedroom. II
is inhabited by an old lady who turns
an honest penny by exhibiting her
house and selling photographs OF It.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1906-07-14

Lloyd George, now q member Of the
British cabinet, was addressing q
meeting In Wales, and his chairman
said: II han to introduce you to the
member Of Carnarvon boroughs. He
has come here TO reply to what the
bishop of ST. Asaph said the other
night about Welsh disestablishment.
In my opinion. gentlemen, the bishop
Of st. Asaph is one Of the biggest
liars In creation; but hs hass hin
match In Lloyd George"