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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
There was just one thing that elect
ed Duis-he got more votes than the
other fellow.

There was just one thing that elect
ed Duis-he got more votes than the
other fellow.
If 1t is entertaining to see women
in tights, just think what it would be
to see men in skirts.
A lawyer has two ways of pleasing
his client-cussing the lower court
and appealing to the higher.
The old hackneyed phrase. glitter
ing generalities has been translated
into the newer one. hot air.
when most men see a very pretty
woman on the street, they wonder how
she looks in the morning.
If love is disease, the couple bid
ding each other good bye at the door
must have lingering attack
"A NAdHu TOlhS UuSlleSS Illdu mas
this query pasted on his desk: What
makes you think this is chair?"
A woman can't see why it is hard
for man to quit smoking, and man
can't see why it is hard for woman
to quit wearing corsets.
Some women are unhappy because
their husbands neglect them. Others
are so because they are always hang
ing around.
Two Mormon boys were recently
sent to an eastern school, and gave
the matriculating officer the same
name and the same age. Asked if they
were twins they replied that they
were on their fathers side.
A local newspaper man recently
made an address in this city, and
friend at the door handed the people
as they went in card on which was
printed: "If you don't like it, don't
let on"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
instantly replied: ut shows us
where you temperance people go to-"
Too Natter of Fact.


He held out his hands to her in an
impulsive and appealing gesture.
Il would give
And ali. how that deep voice, tremu-
lous with passion. thrilled her very
soul.
Dolores. l would give the world to
call you mine."
Her bosom heaved. 1t may be that
her eyes became suffused. But only
for an instant-oniy for the nonce.
Then reason resumed it's sway again,
and she made answer in clear. cool
tones:
mo, Logs. you may think you would
but you wouldn't. You couldn't you
know. Hardly spoonful of the
world could be purchased on salary
of 50 week." Az
There is a period in every woman's
life when she feels the superiority of
her sex, and that is when she sees
man trying to thread a needle.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
Regeneration.

Thy retribution comes like forest FIRE
Consuming both the green tree and the
dry;
Then, like the snow, comes still forgive
ness down,
Forgeful, on the ashes of regret.
Ashes and snOw-but sleeping under
meath.
Clean. strong and new, the seeds await
Thy Spring.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
STORIES OF THE HOUR
No Cause for Alarm.

Two colored women met on the
street and the following conversation
ensued:
Good morning, Mrs Washington"
Good morning, Mrs. Johnson, how's
you ALL"
"All right, 'cept de ole man. +,
What 'peahs to be de mattah wild
him?"
well, l called in de doctah and he
called in de bod of health and dey
disrupted us, quinined de house. cab
bolic acided de dog and den said he
had only mild case of celluloid."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
ENTERPRISING.
Fargo Call. !

The Grand Forks Evening Times
printed an extra edition containing
full report of the municipal elec-
tiOn. on the evening of the election.
That's enterprise.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
Sentiment to BE lnculca,ed.

Let reverence of law be breathcd by
every mother TO the lisping babe that
prattles in her lap: let it be taught in
the schools. Summaries and colleges;
let it be written in primers, spelling
books and almanacs: let it be preached
from pulpits and proclaimed in legis-
lative halls and enforced in courts OF
Justice; in short. let it become the
political religion of the nation"
Abraham Lincoln.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
NOTE AND COMMENT

Ignorance is often clothed in Greek
and Latin.
is considerably colder in this city
since Monday night.
A large number of people are feel
ing like Lazarus now.
The small boys idea Of good living
is to have ice cream three times a day.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
Which ROad2

If you could, go back to the forks of
the road,
Back the long miles you have carried
the load;
Back to. the place where you had to
decide
By this way or that through your life
to abide;
Back of the grieving and back of the
Back to the place where the future was
If you were this day that decision to
make,
o. brother in sorrow! which road would
you take?
Then suppose. that again to the forks
you went back,
After you'd trodden the other long
After you'd found its promises. fair
Were all delusion that led to
snare
That the road you first Travelled with
signs and unrest.
Though dreary and rough, was most
graciously blest,
With balm for each bruise and a charm
for each ache
O. brother in sorrow! which road would
you take?
Nixon Waterman.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
The Noise Of the City.

I'm tired of the noise of the CITY,
Its tumult and care and deceit;
l long for the peace of the meadows
Where flowers bloom fragrant and
sweet
How vain is the smile of the many.
How empty the laugh of the throng.
And list once again to her song.
How worthless the glare of the tinsel
How empty the bubble of show.
How senseless the studied expressions
That f1atrers are wont to bestOw!
While nature deals with us so nobly
Without the veneerings of art,
The welcome she gives us is honest;
She speaks to each one from her
heart.
What is there in pomp and in power
So many possess to abuse?
The one stirs the envy Of pXgmies;
The other. let him who will choose.
I fly from the city's great clamor,
Where men use deception to please,
And lay my head down on the hillside
To rest and to dream meath the trees.
Thomas F. Porter.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04
Smoke
Dreams

g Right in the midst Of a revey
over a nice cigar did you ever burn
your chin-or have the ashes drop
all over your Sunday suta gMakes
you about as mad as having some
cigar clerk tel you some other
brand beats your particular favor
lite doesn't it, g We have a lip
for you-he WASHINGTON
IRVING 10 cent cisaris a thor
oushbred. the result Of forty years
study Of just what particular smok.
! ~. REQUIRE Of ther c;aar. {
sor sale By ". ". TD0AN. Grand
,rks. N. d.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04

Some women are unhappy because
their husbands neglect them. Others
are so because they are always hang
ing around.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04

When most men see a very pretty
woman on the street, they wonder how
she looks in the morning.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04

If love is a disease, the couple bid
ding each other good bye at the door
must have lingering attack
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04

A woman can't see why it is hard
for man to quit smoking, and man
can't see why it is hard for a woman
to quit wearing corsets.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04

A Grand Forks business man has
this query pasted on his desk: What
makes you think this is a chair?"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-04

The old hackneyed phrase. glitter
ing generalities has been translated
into the newer one. hot air.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
AMUSING INCIDENT
NOT ON THE BILL
SOUTHERN WOMAN ATTRACTS
ATTENTION
Rooney Sisters Still Please the Crowds
at the Orpheum-McCue and
CahiIl Are Also Well
Received

She was the tiniest sort of woman
Imaginable in one of the orchestra
chairs at the Orpheum last evening"
In the intermission between the acts
she looked around over the people
present in a friendly fashion.
With her big brown eyes sne gaZed
at the scene on the stage, paying close
attention to what was happening. Her
hair was dark chestnut and, in short,
she was one of those women born
south of the Mason and Dixon line
and who cannot be duplicated any
where else.
When the Irishmen with italian
voices came on she was all ears and
listened closely to the liquid voices Oh
the pair During their melange or
American patriotic music she did not
miss a note.
Suddenly the orchestra with a crash
of sound began the opening bars of
Dixie" With an "Oh" the little
daughter of the south sat up very
straight, and when they sang way
down south in the land of cotton, Gin
namon seeds and sandy bottom she
fairly shrieked with irrepressible rap
ture.
Then she was very still and shyly
looked around to see If any one mad
seen her.
The Rooney sisters, daughters of
Pat are the features of the Orpheum
this week. Their act is mixture oil
singing and dancing, mostly dancing.
They are most vivacious and are two
of the cleverest girls who have been
on at the Orpheum this season. The
press agent has said that they are
sixteen and just out of a convent.
How true that is, who knows, but they
look the part of the ingenue and they
really dance distractingly.
McCue and Cahill hardly Justify the
title "The Irishmen with the Italian
voices" but they sing very well in
deed and were popular last evening
with the house.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Farewell at Novelty

Beginning last night, the farewell
week of melodrama at the Novelty was
begun. Next Monday evening the man
agement changes from the hands of
]. Rush Bronson, under whom a sue
oessful season of melodrama was had,
and will be assumed by Theo Roths-
child, who will put on number of
acts of modern vaudeville each week.
"The Black Flag" which opened last
evening, was in many ways the best
production which has appeared on the
Novelty stage, and in spite of the rain
a good house witnessed the perform
ance. "Black Flag" is not properly
speaking a melodrama, but a comedy
drama, and although the atmosphere
is always intense, the situations are
entirely possible.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
NOW THINK BROWN is DEAD
Finding of Clothes on Beach at San
Diego May Clear Up Mys-
terious Disappearance
Special to The Herald.


SAN DIEGO, March 12.-Coincident
with the mysterious disappearance of
Edward l.. Brown, plumber of PIG
Sixteenth street, has come the discov-
cry of a portion of g. mans wearing
apparel near False bay over which
dog has been standing guard for two
days at least.
Mr.. Brown left his home about noon
Friday without stating anything defin-
ite as to his destination, although pre-
Viously he had spoken of going to Cam
po, Warmers hot springs and Oldtown.
He has been at neither place. This af-
ternoon word was received to the eff
feet that some of the Ralston Realty
company's men had seen q black dog
guarding some clothes which were piled
on the shore at False bay, not far from
Ocean Beach. The canine was no.
ticed yesterday, and was still at his
post today, seeming adverse to anyone
touching the wearing apparel. The
clothing included a pair of good trou-
sers with suspenders attached and a
pair of socks.
The trousers, which are of a black
pattern, contained nothing except some
Chinese lottery tickets. Near by was
an empty flask. Leading from the pile
of clothes to the water were human
foot prints, but there were none re-
turning.
At that point the tide rushes in and
out of the channel like a mill race,
and it would be impossible for anyone
who fell in to regain the mainland.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Rural Comedy at Fischer's

Fischer's theater changed its style of
musical comedy last night, presenting
Harry James latest skit "Down on the
Farm a bright musical farce burles-
quing down east plays. The change
was evidently relished by the audi
ence, judging from the amount Of ap-
plause bestowed upon the comedians,
as we'll as the specialties introduced
by O'Brien and West, Carl Joho, Suth-
erland and Arthur. A number of
catchy songs were sung, the Burlesque
quartet making a great hit. This style
of play is evidently suited to the
Fischer's stock company and offers a
new field for Harry James and his
burlesques on rural dramas. The
vaudeville program contains some very
interesting features, while the new mo-
ton pictures prove very entertaining.
Down on the Farm" continues
throughout the week, with matinee
every day.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
SHIFT EXPENSE OF CASE
Crime Committed on Border Line Set
tied by Judge Who Holds Inquest
Over Body of Victim

BY Associated Press.
WATSONVILLE, Cal, March PA
peculiar incident was added to the case
of the death of Bert Phelan yesterday.
Phelan was shot and killed last Thurs
day near the border line of Monterey
and Santa Cruz counties. Neither
county wishes to bear the expense of
the trial of AL Rather who is accused
of the crime and neither desires to
assume responsibility of Phelan's
body.
Yesterday the coroner of Watsonville
placed the body in a wooden case and
followed by a crowd went to the little
village of Brooklyn in Pajaro, Mon
terry county, and LIT the remains there
in the middle of the public highway.
Judge West of Pajaro removed the
body to his court room and held an
inquest which ended at o'clock this
morning. -.. .-....-
The jury found that Phelan met his
death by an accident
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
GuerneviIIe in Flames
Rtr Arrnniatad Praaa

this (Tuesday) morning. telephone
message was received from Guerne-
vile, appealing for assistance and an
nouncing that disastrous fire was
raging there.
At the time the message came the
Grand Central hotel had been con-
sumed and partccally all of the build
ings on that side of the street, which
is the main thoroughfare, We're thought
to be doomed.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Relasco,s Second Week

In spite of the rainy and threatening
weather, the opening performance of
the second week of "Old Heidelberg"
at the Belasco theater was played to
a sold-out house, and the sign S. R. o.
might have been displayed did the
board of fire commissioners allow that
same sign to be displayed. "Old Hell
delberg'' is without doubt one of the
most popular plays ever presented in
Los Angeles, and it seems probable
that it could be played to just as large
houses If it We're here a month.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Motor Car Service

SANTA ROSA, March 12.-It is re-
ported that the California Northwest
ern is soon to inaugurate motor car
service on it's lines in this vicinity,
connecting the various small towns of
ton offered by the electric railway,
with hourly trips in all directions out
of this city.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
New insurance Company
BY Associated Press.

~
SAN FRANCISCO, March 12,-Artt-
cles of Incorporation of the West Coast
Life Insurance company weer filed to-
day in the county clerks office. The
capital stock has been fixed at $780,
900, but the subscriptions amount to
$500, 900. There are twenty-five direc-
tors, most of whom are prominent busi-
ness men of this section.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Murderer Gets Eighteen Years
Rv Associated Presa.

.UKIAH, March 12.-L. b, Cook, who
was granted a new trial by the su-
preme court recently after having
been sentenced to be hanged for the
murder of Max Kreuger near Willis
nearly two years ago, pleaded guilty
to murder in the second degree today,
He was sentenced to eighteen years in
Folsom by Judge White.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13

FOR EXCHANGE-ABOU 1900 ACRES
of excellent farms. all in parcels of 43 to
200 acres each; all in Montgomery
county. Kas.; close to railroads and
We will exchange for Southern Cali
fornia property, improved or unim-
proved, and when necessary, assume.
Land all in cultivation other than one
piece which is in timber; oil and gas
now developed on some of the farms;
prospects good on most of them; but
our prices are based on the lands agri-
cultural Vaues only.
RULE -BELFORD COMPANY.
Real estate, 309-315 Homer Laughlin,
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Bank Gets Stockton Bonds

SAN JOSE, March 12.-The bid of
the First National bank for the entire
issue of the city bonds amounting to
$215, 900, voted at the recent election,
was accepted this afternoon by the
mayor and common council.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Real Estate
MCDONALD &c STOTT,
309-10 Lankershim Building.

TO BUY.
Owners and dealers in real estate
who have properties for sale or eX-
change will find it decidedly to their
advantage to come in and have talk
with us.
We can handle property located IN
any part of the United States. East
ern property a speciality
United States; it means dollars to
you to make his acquaintance.
We will give you quick action and
honest treatment whether you are a
buyer or seller. Come in and see us.
MCDONALD & .STOTT,
3O9-10 Lankershim Bldg.
Home Phone 4746.
Sunset Main 1855.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13

FOR EXCHANGE
S-room brick house in Salt Lake City.
16O-acre improved farm in Colorado.
2S0 acres land in San Luis Oblspo
county.
40 acres at Palmdale, in this county.
IL lots in Salt Lake City.
The above property is all clear; will
exchange for property here and assume
or pay cash difference.
j. A. MORLAN & Co,
202-203 Fay Bldg.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
MARINE NEWS
San Pedro Shipping
AnnTNTmn

Steamer Pasadena, Eureka.
Steamer Sequoia, Eureka.
SAILED.
Schooner Endeavor, for Ballard.
Schooner Georgina, for Portland.
VESSELS AT REDONDO,
Steamer Harold Dollar, Portland.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
FOR SALE
Country Property
Sell the Earth--
BASSETT & SMITH,
CORCORAN
CORCORAN
CORCORAN


Reader, there is more activity and
first-class improvements going on III
and around Corcoran this season tnan
any community on the coast. A new
colony from foundation up, rallroau
junction, about 80 trains each day; every
train stops here; largest creamery III
the state going to be erected; also can
ming factory, telephone and water Sys-
tenn in; electric system being installed,
hotel running, bank and school house
soon ready thousands of acres being
planted to alfalfa; vines and trees; ac-
tivity on every side; fine flowing ar
tesian wells in all directions.
BUT, LISTENi
Just one mile west from the town plot
we are placing on the market $40 acres acres
in 40-acre tracts prices from $40 to $50
per acre in blocks of 40 acres, or we
will sell you from to 20 acres, but at
larger figures. on the Main avenue,
which in town is the business street.
On this section there is a fine large
flowing artesian well, with abundance
of natural gas for lighting and cooking.
You can get flowing artesian wells
anywhere There are but sixteen 40
acre tracts on the section. Five of
these are already gone, only. eleven
left, and we have hardly started in yet.
We are going up Tuesday night Won't
you join us? r. r. ticket round trip
but $10.50 See BASSETT.
With BASSETT e. SMITH,
20215 s. Broadway.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
"oHIcK" wHrGHT is DEFEATED :

= CHICAGO, March 12,-In Glass A
\ Gardner of Passaic, N. j.. defeated
3 Harry A. Wright of San Francisco,
: <50oAtoAH2O%SA;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA$ 500 to AH%A 2OS;
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
San Francisco Shipping

San Francisco Shipping
SAN FRANCISCO. March 12.-Sailed
steamers Prentiss, Olympic. Del Noter
San Pedro.
Arrived: Steamer State OF California
San RlsG9 \
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Ohio at Manila

MANILA, March 1S.-The battleship
Ohio. with Admiral Train aboard, arrived
today.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Decide Against Witnesses
tad It.ncn

WASHINGTON, March 10. - The
"Tobacco trust cases, involving the
right of witnesses to refrain from tes-
tifying before federal grand juries in
proceedings under the antitrust law,
were today decided by the supreme
court of the United States against the
witness.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
TRANSFER AND STORAGE

CoLYEAR WAREHOUSE CO..
415-417-419 San Pedro st..
Main office 324 South Main
Phones Main LII. Home 2154. New and
absolutely fire proof storage; private
locked rooms for bric-a-brac, pianos,
fine furniture, etc. Trunks. boxes, ETC.,
stored. 25o to Soc per month. We solicit
pour patronage.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Orange Groves
LIve stook-HOraas, Mules, Cattle

FOR sALE-A GOOD BUGGY HORSE.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13
Live stock-PouItry, Birds, Dogs

FOR SALE-IF YOU ARE LOOKING
for fancy puppies, talking parrots, fine
singing canaries, aviary birds, pet ami
mails goldfish, supplies and remedies,
call at the CALIFORNIA BIRD
STORE, 1912 South Main St, opposite
Chutes Satisfaction guaranteed, Tel.
South 1867.
FOR SALE-324-EGG INCUBATOR. ONE
large brooder; first-class condition. Call
1885 CENTRAL AVE.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13

S2OO-Brooklyn Hts, 24X130.
S5OO--E. front. 40X130, Harwood,
near Slauson.
S6OO--Walrath ST., 40x145 to alley.
S6S5-San Pedro, 50X130.
S12OO-S Park ave, 4OX140 to alley.
S1OOO-Main ST., 5Ox132.
w. F. THORNE & Co,
Home 1854. Room 311, 21S S. B'way.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-13

LARGE LEVEL LOT ON 4sTH ST, Ask
13O, WEST OF FIGUEROA; ALL I'M
PROVEMENTS IN AND PAID FOR;
LOTS IN ADJOINING TRACT SELL
ING FOR $780, sc FARE; TERMS IF
DESIRED. A SNAP.
HUGHES & PECKHAM.
11O4-5-6-7 UNION TRUST BLDG.
CORNER FOURTH AND SPRING.
HOME 1913 MAIN 1921.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-02-24
HOW'S THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F.. ]. CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
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and mucuous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-02-24
SOLDIERS FOR PEN|TENT|ARY
racks Are Each Given Sentence
Of Eighteen Years.

Eighteen years in the Washington
state penitentiary at Walla Walla is
sentence given the two young soldiers
arrested in Portland Thursday.
Before Judge w. w. McCredie Fri
day afternoon the two men, hardly
more than boys, who have held Van
weeks, and who laughingly told of their
doings as humorous. incidents, were
ity of their foolhardiness.
They pleaded guilty, cOnfessing a
series of holdups and burglaries. and
the judgment of the court was given
without delay. Maximum penalty for
such offense is 20 years.
David D. Pierce, aged 20, is a men,
Der of United States Field Battery IS,
and Earl w. Kahn, who will be 10 years
Of age next September, is an enlisted
man in the same battery. These two
stand convicted on their own testimony
Of having committed deliberately
crimes that will cause them to pass
their best years in confinement.
Their former confidence deserted
them when Judge McCredie pro-
nounced sentence, and all amusing fea-
lures We're swept from their predica-
ment.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-02-24
WILL DISCUSS TRAFFIC LEGISLATION
Pacific Coast Traffic Agents Are Hold
ing Their Annual Meeting in
Chicago Today.

ASHLAND, Or, Feb. 24.-Nearly
500 members of the Pacific Coast Asso-
citation of Traffic Agents met here to-
day in annual conference for the pur-
pose of considering and discussing
railroad rates and various matters con-
nected with interstate commerce. The
association has grown considerably
during the last few years and now in
cludes nearly all the important and in
fiuential railroad men of the west. Its
president is Mr.. Sam Booth. of the
Union Pacific railroad. Unusually large
business is expected this year and
there are a great many matters which
have to be arranged and adjusted by
the conference.