The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-01-20

rsuin, ,s no a man you can trust
gran 20 NJ VOC Papa says he owe:
ne bad odv-Judge.
ueae yell-Old Mr. Gotrox says ne "oule
appk - to- mo Belle-Be careful. ne
8 ~ stronger than he looks.-Pnil
cam ,delphia Record.
!, Sweden a plumber is called a
a,,0dinesentrepenor. "He is. Ell!
i ri bet he charges for the time whiie
49,, 10 is being called it, too"
mo-, .pe man dat thinks he knows 1t
A.. M said Uncle Eben. GENERALLY turns
NO. =, N he a victim Of misplaced con-
,.s Mence. Washington Star.
abou, Kind friend-Pardon me, but
Ne, ,reht to tell you that Jones has run
,rsy with your wife husband
nored)-But why runo-Punch.
Kate-Milie says Jack tried to kiss
In. ~ and she called him down hard!
SanI m vol believe it? Toni believe
~ ,,.t he tried to kiss her, yes.-De-
parh tot Free Press.
br Geyer (quoting)-"We learn 70 40
Con NJ doing, you know" StoXanbons ire
colo .pntly hard hit in the street, move
h amend. 1t should be I'VE learn by
ronl being done. Puck.
'coef Peppery-You don't mean to say
60 fiat YOU absolutely do nothing? Chol-
aHa law, don't even do that. My
a. man attended to ev'ything, you know,
w philadelphia Press.
- lus Pat-This is a great country, Mary
.A Ann Mary Ann-How's that? Pat
- Shure th pa-apers sez yeZ can buy a
AAv ioivedoar money order fer three
eints.-Washington Life.
viii She-Before We were married you
80, valted to buy me everything you
ho,. saw He-I do still, dear, but am
~. 10 blindly in love with you that l |
yon ant see much. ''-Pick-Me-Up
gv Mrs. Newlywed-Well, Henry. how
fsu % YOU like my pies? Mr.. Newlywed
D b Dearest. they are just like the pies
iou that my father used to say were not
.tu Ike his mother used to make!-Life.
'esa The lawyer-By the way, what shall
We charge jerks for our services in
that case we won for him? About
d aoOO?" His partner-Great Scott,
siu nan! Isn't he worth more than that?
mt Brooklyn Life.
Brown claims to have the most re-
ans nrkabe auto in town." "Why so?
lin tont see anything great about it."
u Well, he says he's had it a year, and
here are still two Of the original
y srts left Judge. Ii
n oh, Johnny" said the Sunday
:. ehool teacher you mustn't take |
- money from the plate. Why did you s
~ to DO such thing?" Il thought
!, you said it was fer the heather, and {
nav says I'm one" 1
!. Wigg-Your friend the poet carries
Is Ideas OF realism to a ridiculous ex- I
eme. Wagg-I know it. He once I
rue sonnet to gas company and I
rposely made the metre Detective
iladelphia Record. t
s gentleman with grievance-This AL.
z breaks down every 10 minutes. Con-
enuous dealer-What Of it? Gentle
WIN grievance-You said there e
~ none better! Conscientious deal
There aint!-Pluck.
Didn't it do you good to see the i.
pie waving flags and handkerchiefs -
nonor! said one Russian dip. "
!. les, answered the other; tf
= uia me more good to see Japan
us the indemnity Washington &
~ child-Aunt Daisy, what is a,
10Y "a fictitious character" be
4 SsHSy-'Fhat means one that is h;
80 dear. Angel Child-Oh. ye
NJ you're fictitious charac. ar
hishh you, auntie?-Clevaland
ln, d. tn
day n gu, she said. as he final HI
q thu MS seat in the car. "It's N
Jacobs ossibie to stand on your TO
~ lie was because kept pull
ooe - VI Your way, ma'am," he
Seatem you did manage to land
eted ne corn couple OF OF
achieveddelphia Press. ar
o!ns We Old boy. how in the u
~ we're with your small in h III,
edng pE reputation as a great IN
sonowih Sharp announced 81
NJ and friet would pay the 80
sSales are e. the unemployed 3,
esvementwork on farms" or
expense 80 far, ear
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