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Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Beer Is a Food
 of High Quality
It Refreshes and Strengthens the Body
 With Predigested Nourishment.

As a strengthening, nutritious food, physicians and scientists now agree that there is nothing, perhaps, more beneficial than pure beer. Rich in the properties of hops, pure beer nourishes the whole body.
 Many people unable to take solid food have been bailt up by Pabst Blue for the well as for the sick Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer with your meals tones up the whole system. Taken in moderation 1t cannot have other than helpful, up-building, strengthening eff feet, free from false stimulation.
 Purity and cleanness are essential for healthful beer, just as they are essential for any other healthful food. And purity and cleanness are watch words in the great Pabst brewery at Milwaukee Only the finest of malt and hops are used. and the whole Pabst process is a revelation of scientific progress, the result of sixty years pur- suit of all the best known methods in the science of brewing. A most i'm portant feature of the Pabst Brewing process is the Pabst method of making malt. It requires eight days and doubles the expense of the old four-day method, still used in many breweries but the eisht-day Pabst process Is the only process by which perfect malt contatnlng all the nutritious food qual- ities of barley in predigested form, can be made.
 Absolute cleanliness distfnguishes the entire Pabst process. and the Pabst Blue Ribbon label is a guarantee ot purity. The name Pabst always stands for Puyity., cleanliness and the best
 If your feod doesn't taste just right or If your digestion is little "on" or your appetite is poor, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer before or with your meals
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Modern Application.
Excusable Isnorsnce.

Few of the Chinese know anything about anatomy. They think that the stomach and the heart are connected in some way, which is perhaps natural considering that the Chinese and Anglo Saxon masculine hearts are reached the same way.
 But we needn't gloat over our own superiority in that respect. Not every man you meet in this land of the com mon school can tell you offhand with out calling up the schoolma'am just where the epigastrium is located and whether 1t is one of the signs of the zodiac or part of our internal economy.
 When we remember how few of us in this land of intelligence knew that we had solar plexus before Professor Fitzsimmons went on his celebrated exploring expedition and located it for us. asking in return for his great ser vices some modest sum like half the gate receipts, we are not surprised that the Chinese are not informed minutely as to the geography of the ductal tract. whatever that is.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Humor qno Philosophy
PARTICULAR
By DUNCAN NJ. SMITH

Of toll am anxious my share to 2o7-
 form;
 For labor fiend am quite; I want to be busy the long day through
 out
 And maybe part of the night. To work like Turk would be just in
 my line,
 Some task for man to pursue That is, understand. if one l can land With no heavy lifting to do. hardly would shine as the man with
 the hoe:
 A shovel would weary my back; A job as the iceman, very much fear. Sufficient inducement would lack: To wheel tons of steel in the mill. am
 sure,
 Would make me i'll tempered and blue, But it would be great where the work
 was all wait. With no heavy lifting to do. I fancy a nice. easy judgeship, perhaps. With hours from two-thirty to three, Would do, could I see nothing better in
 sight.
 And fit. you might say. to T. To rest in a nest in the courthouse might
 suit
 With duties not any or few. Or any light thing that big money would
 bring,
 With no heavy lifting to do. Too often 2 job on the surface looks
 good,
 But when you accept it you find The man who is boss has a notion that
 you
 To labor are somewhat resigned. I claim it's a shame when I'm anxious to
 work Believe me. mean to be true That there is no task of the kind that l ask
 With no heavy lifting to do.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
IMMIGRATION WORK 10
 MOVE VIGOROUSLY
Inspector ConneI Visits Tomb stone and lnspects lndi-
 gents in Hospital.

DOUGLAS, Arizona, Nov. 19.- Immigration Inspector Charles T. Con
 Immigration Inspector Chas. T. Gen. neil has returned from Tombstone, where he went a few days since to see about two alien indigents who had been taken charge of by the Cochise county officials and placed in the coun- ty hospital jor the indigent.
 It seems that along the border on the Mexican side of the line there are 10 institutions for the care of the in sane and indigenI aBd that in time past inc friends and relatives of the thus afflicted on the Mexican side have in many instances crossed them over to this side of the line that they might have the benefit of such insti- tutions. Because of this many alien indigents and insane have at times crowded the asylums of the Arizona bt rder counties.
 Under the new naturalization law, which went into effect Sept. 27th, in spection of immigrants is very rigid and under it's provisions many depor- tations of undesirable immigrants have already been made. Not long since several Mexican insane were Ge ported .IrOm lue fhOSAlA dSs ANiEi aAA on Oct. 10th MT. Cornell took three alien indigents from the Tombstone institution who were illegally in the country and deported them to Mexico The vigorous measures now being taken by the immigration officers in keeping the undesirable from coming into the country and deporting those who are illegally here is spoken Of ir commendatory language by the Tomb
 stone officials at the hospital for the indigent They say that since the first
 deportation from the hospital there has not been another Mexican applica
 tion for admission to the institution
 This saves considerable expense tc
 the taxpayers of the county besides
 getting rid of and being protection against undesirables.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Hunor ouo Philosophy
OUR MATCH SUPPLY.
By D9NcAN ". shITH

"Say. got a match about your clothesr You ask n fellow next to you He straightway reaches in his vest And quite politely hands you two. Say, isn't he a generous soul
 To give you two when you are shy And only made request for onei
 He stole them; that's the reason why. Ii is, SC wo have understood.
 scandal and an awful sin To swipe. purloin. appropriate.
 Or even just to steal pin. But if you happen to be near
 Where they have set the matches out And lift handful on the sly
 IL is virtue. never doubt. Among the thrifty and the poor The rich. the sports. all down the line, To pay good money for q match
 Of mental weakness is a sign. They couldn't pass an open box
 Without extracting two or three. Or twenty if the boss is gone.
 If they were paid to let them be. Some men who wouldn't steal stove If it were of tho red hot kind, Or pick pocket or extract
 A watch and chain. or rob the blind. Or wait until you went 10 sleep
 To take dollar from your pants. Would rob a match safe twice Q day And gloat because they had chance
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Went With the
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Being a bank president Is strenuous business when the police begin to take an interest Superiority. usually relates to the first person singular
 It's a great help to be able to rec ognize your own idiocy when you see it.
 A man who can do anything usually does nothing.
 Being In society has done many a man an i'll turn by securing him fash ionable wife.
 Warm sentiments often follow lib eral application of Ice cream.
 Charity that begins away from home and works round till it gets there Is worth something too.
 It is queer how nervous it makes some people when a policeman looms up.
 The joys of yesterday too often prove the bill collectors ammunition of to- day.
 Burning money is pretty sure to make hot scandal.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

Dr. David Starr Jordan backs up the Supreme Court in it's rejection of the word thru" and goes it one better by rejecting the whole simplified spell ing board. With all this trouble on it's hands, the board never will get thru"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Getting His Ear.

Whenever anybody, particularly a lady. perfect or otherwise, hangs around Oyster Bay trying to see the president the police always give it out that she is crazy if she will not take them aside and tell them what her business is with the chief executive.
 Public safety. social etiquette or some other gentleman with a long name may dictate that the lady who wants to see the president must begin telling everybody her business, from the doorkeeper and the messenger boy to the highest private secretary, before she can enter into the presence of the head of the nation.
 Without presuming to settle offhand any constitutional questions we should say that this is in violation of the in terstate commerce law. If the lady cannot get near the president how can she possibly hope to sell him book:
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

Chicago Is to have thought clear ing house." If that will enable its citizens to think more clearly. it will probably become more popular than it's street cleaning department ap- pears to be-
 A Nebraska democrat gets a wife as the result of an election bet. That may break him of the bad habit of betting on elections.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Poor Show.

That fellow is trying to work you"
 That's why I'm having such good time. I always did enjoy seeing a fel- low labor when it doesn't cost me any thing"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

Congressman Babcock is well aware to whom he owes his defeat, and it is not believed that he will find it nee essary to take correspondence course in the art of getting even.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

Although Secretary Bonaparte has been called "cab horse," 1t turns out that Secretary Cortelyou voted in a livery stable last Tuesday.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Not Otherwise.

If a man asks you for your cloak do you give him your coat also|
 ''Yes. if he is the man who keeps them in orier.''
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

The news that Marie Correlli is not coming to the United States is simply further proof that we have much to be thankful for this year.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Every Time.

Honesty always pays" "Whom?''
 "The fellow that takes advantage of it."
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

From the quality of the weather be- ing handed out to us, it looks as if the the Weather Bureau took the presi- dential reprimand too much to heart.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

Best place to eat in Tombstone.
 Where? At the Tombstone Dining Parlors.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Your own way doesn't always turn out to be your way when you get It. Nothing is so bad for i'll temper as i'll temper.
 It only requires a simple turn of the wrist to convert fame into infamy. The powder and ball that most girls are fond of are not dangerous. Some habits ought to have the pre- vious question moved upon them. It is bad policy to let your trusting heart get busy with your bank account. People who have way of showing how theirs plus yours always equals theirs are charming but improbable acquaintances.
 Learning to swim is almost as stren=.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

At Bedford, Ind. man was killed with baseball bat the other day, and this Is the closed season for baseball bats, too.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
The Way She Gets It.

When mammals In the country. Far. from the eity's whtr. Poor papa is so lonssSme-
 That's what he writes to her.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

Oklahoma's fitness for statehood is again doubted since she went Demo cratic
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
Serisus.

"Why do you lsek so crossT' .T have been reading some illuminat- ing literature"
 "That ought to invite repose." Not when it IS yellow backed gas bilis.'
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

MT. Mcclellan will postpone his pub lie chuckle over the defeat of Hears; until he sees the finish of the mayor alty contest.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20

An esteemed contemporary remarks that the nation is reaching it's most serious problem. We were expecting it. It is. What shall we do with Mir.
 Roosevelt when his term expires?"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-20
A Worse Evil.

Mabel says Jacks awful. He neve knows when to stop" "Billy's worse"
 "Impossible!'
 "He never knows when to begin"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-04-11
Copyright, BY Joseph B. Bowlss.)

) With a class of children FROM which
accuracy Of drawing cannot be expected
IN more than eight out of ffty-and the
teacher does not aim at perfecting the
remaining AZ in this respect-the object
OF the class must be kept we'll in view.
The criticism must tend to the develop
ment of inventive imagination and the
power to make a flexible medium of the
material employed. While practice in
the constant working over of forms al
ready given is the means to be relied
upon, the teacher must, in talking to
the child of it's work, stimulate the
qualities which develop the purpose of
the picture. He will find that by DWELL
ing upon certain excellencies in, the pic
ture and not expatiating on certain de-
fects; the child will assume a more hope
full attitude and work toward the goal,
dropping its faults more or less uncon-
sciously. The influence Of good art in
the schoolroom is most helpful. The
selection Of pictures and casts for the
establishment of the school walls has
a great influence upon the child's point
ofvieW and approach in his own picture
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-04-11

efforts. AS to how much inventiveness
and imagination may be cultivated, the
teachers experience will serve him.
- Children's Efforts Presented.
From the subject given a number of
drawings done by children have been
selected and are presented with the
criticism that might follow. It will he
noted that the comment is upon the
same lines as that on the other sets of
children's drawings reproduced, the
introductlon Of the human figure not
changing the qualities for which the
child is working. It would not be just
to. criticise the drawing of the figure,
as It is only, symbol, as the tree or
rock, and anatomical accuracy cannot
be considered.
It is left to the teacher to suggest such
betterment Of action as he may be able
to do by illustration with the stick Og-
ure, but the limitations Of the particu-
lar child must be kept in mind. Apart
from this the human figure should 30
considered no more than any other
symbol. and the picture purpose ofthe
whole be the worked-for object.
The faults will be recognized as the
same that existed when the children's
drawings Of the apples and mug were
produced. That some Of the timidity
has disapp eared is theresult of keeping
the example Of big simple work con
stantly before them, but the relation Of
the strong to the weak work is nearly
the same with only slight gain In
favor Of the weak. hit has been said
before on the reasonable expectations:
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-04-11

filled an appearance of fullness while
avoiding the sense of being cramped.
That the objects pictured are out Of
proportion with one another is of course
evident. 1t is better if possible to es-
tablish a right point of view than to
criticise particular instances.
In No. the placing of the row of OBJ
jects on the bottom frame line is objec-
tionable. The grouhd plane is not felt
totrun back through the picture. Com
pare this with the first combination
given with the subject. The fault is
common to many children and is due to
a lack Of visual imagination or, as tho
artist says, the sense Of seeing things
as they exist. The placement in No. 2,
while not so scattered as in No. 1, is NO
better. The proportions of the trees,
lake and tent are as obviously at fault.
+ No. is equally out in proportions and
the placement is far from suggestion
OF the natural and artistic arrangement.
The fault Of placing objects in line is
common to No. 3 and No. 2, as we'll as to
No. 4. No.. 4 is more at fault in this
than In any other way-though the tent
is small compared with the other OBJ
:tects-for it's general proportions are
fairly good. It would be unnecessary
except in particular cases to SO place
objects In a line. *. i
Nos. ], 2, 3 and may be instructed by
pointing out the good qualities Of No.
s: Here the proportions are good, the
space well filled but not overcrowded
and the material forms used to the pur-
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-04-11
CURE OF THE COBRA BITE
Permanganate of Potassium Is Said
to Be an 1nfallible
Remedy.

The Indian cobra has been since
time immemorial the terror of India.
because it's bite has been universally
attended with fatal results, says the
Indian Medical Gazette. Tradition
has it that natives commit suicide
rather than endure the agony of the
inevitable death and that the only
man who ever survived an encounter
with the hooded reptile thrust his
whole arm in a blazing fire. Science
comes now with remedy for even
this snakebite, simple permanganate
of potassium, discovered by DR.. Leon.
ard Rogers and reported by Consul
Masterson Of Alden. The paper 're-
ports IL cases of snakebite in which
this new remedy was put into prac-
tice. In two cases it failed, but these
were the cases in which the longest
interval had elapsed before the rem
edy was applied. The persons were
bitten during the night and were not
treated till the following day, the in
hours and in the other to nine hours.
In seven of the successful cases the
snake was killed and identified; in
five cases 1t was cobra and in the
other two it was a viper.
"Of the two fatal cases one was bit.
ten by a cobra, the other by a snake
that was not identified. Two of the
successful cases were treated by Euro
peans without any medical training.
In three of the successful cases
treatment was begun at once, in the
remaining seven the interval varied
from half an hour to four hours.
These results show that even when all
the doubtful elements have been ex.
Guided or allowed for this method
promises to be most eficacious and a
very satisfactory feature is that it is
so simple anybody can apply it and
so cheap that it is within the reach
of the poorest.
when a person has been bitten by
a snake the first thing to do is to ap.
ply ligature above the wound to pre-
vent the rapid absorption of the ven
ON. Then an incision is to be made
over the snakebite with any sharp cut
ting instrument that is perfectly clean
and few grains of the permanganate
are to be we'll rubbed on. Perman-
ganate of potassium is a cheap drug.
obtainable from any druggist It
keeps Indefinitely and a pound would
suffice at the rate Of ten grains for
each case for between 700 and 500
people,"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-04-11

broke down and sobbed out her story
on Joe's shoulder.
See here" said Joe, kissing her and
putting her out of the kitchen. "You
run upstairs, Mrs. Babcock, and get
to rights. When your eyes look like
my Mollie's eyes, open a box that lies
on the bed. and see if that boa's the
right shade. Tut" as Mollie sobbed
again, mind! You're not to come
down till CALL" He closed the door
and began to whistle.
"Gee!" said he; what a mess! That
old cat (meaning Miss Morris) has
given Mollie the wrong recipe. bet
I could make rusk enough for 20 peo-
pie out OF what's LETT. It's lucky /
was brought up on farm
When Mrs. Babcock smelled coffee
she forgot her instructions and made
straight for the kitchen. To her sur
prise Nancy was at work, faded calico,
prunella boots and all.
"Why, Nancy" said she, u am glad
you're back
Nancy be blessed!" shouted Joe
from the depths of her plaid sunbon-
net, and Mollie's fun began; for in
Nancy's ''duds," and initiating her
stride and grab of things, he did pre-
sent droll figure, and Mollie laughed
until they We're both merry and bright
as Easter day.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-04-11
THE RABBIT AND EASTER.
How the Little Animal Came to Be
Connected with the Celebra-
ton Of the Day. $3.50

The part the hare plays in the cele-
bration of Easter has nothing whatever
to do with the resurrection of Christ.
1t is survival of feutonic folklore of
unknown antiquity, and it's religious
connection Is with nature-worship, and
that phase of it in which the moon was a
chief divinity. The hare became SYM
boil of the moon, for several reasons
because it comes out at night to feed:
because the female carries her young
for month, representing the lunar
cycle; because the young are born with
their eyes open and were tabled never
to close them, thus resembling the
moon, "open-eyed watcher of the
night" in one way Or another there
grew up fund of stories in which the
connection of the hare, the lunar period
and the paschal full moon, which fixes
the date Of Easter, developed so that it
gave rise to many popular customs, in
Germany, among the Scandinavian
peoples and in England. The queerest
bit of this folklore is that of the white
hare, which the children are told comes
into the house on Easter eve and leaves
In corners eggs adorned in beautiful
colors, which every good child may
have. The egg Was in religious legend
from the Oldest times symbol of
opening life and Of immortality, and
naturally of the resurrection, so here
we have the people coupling the two.
AS for the rabbit, he is not the same
as the European hare, but he is his
nearest American congener, and other
legends concerning the rabbits foot
and the full of the moon exist among
the negroes of the south.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-04-11

There! That's o. K. little wom-
an" said Joe, standing of and view
ing the table; and indeed it was. All
their prettiest china, glass and silver
decorated the satin-like cloth. The
dishes were laden with salads. meats.
preserves, cakes and dainties, and. like
a floral weave, were hyacinths and
lilies.
Listen, Noble! BY and by I'll slip
of, light the fire and put over the
kettle. When l come back, you va
moose and finish up Mollie nodded.
smiling delightedly.
The members OF Trinity choir were
coming. Mollie and Joe met the happv
ten at the door and made them well
come. All were merry and full of the
days events. Mollic kept talking and
avoided personalities; she dreaded be-
ing questioned. about rusk. In due
time Joe disappeared-unmissed-for
some one was playing die Traumerei. -
He was gone SO long that Mollie trem-
bled; but when he returned, flushed
and happy, Mollie slipped of like a
vision. 49,
The kettles music greeted her. the
kitchen was neat. and scent of bak-
ing filled the air. Mollie wondered at
it, but was too busy to investigate.
When they assembled, all compli-
mented them on the beauty and abun-
dance of the table. e"
Yes cried Joe, ecstatically. Mrs
Babcock is a notable housekeeper!
Mol4ie," he went on, avoiding his
wife's rebuking glance, why, Mollie
you are forgetting the rusk.'' -. -
He stepped to aside table, and, lift.
ing two plates heaped high with gold
en- steaming rusk, placed them with
the feast. So.
The blessing was saving grace;
and Mollie could lower her rdtliant
overmoist eyes, for we'll she knew that
the leaven Of her good husbands love
had saved her from the "cld ]eavez
of malice and uncharitableness.'