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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
SOME NEEDED LESSONS.
All the Members of the Family Should
Cooperate About Keeping the
Back Yard Neat.

Teach the little ones land admon-
ish the older ones) that the screen
doors and window screens are not
MADE to kick, or shove against, or to
punch things through. How often
we see the wire either bullying out
Or pushed into holes where the feet
or hands press against 1t in opening
or shutting the doors. or the window
screens rendered useless because the
baby and his two or three year-old
elder are allowed to press or lean
against 1t, or to stick things through
It, Each one should be taught how
to handle such things, and not al.
lowed to touch the wire, under any
circumstances. A screen door patched
with bit of cloth is unsightly enough
but 1t Il, better than the hole 1t GOV.
ers, as 1t excludes the intruding in.
sects. Old pieces of the wire, saved
from former covering, are much bet
ter to use as patch.
Teach the children and their eld-
ers land in some cases, yourself) not
to throw Feelings, parings. paper,
bits of cloth, etc, about the back
door. There should be a box or an
old pail close at hand, and into this
one can put all refuse, emptying 1t
at least once a day, either to burn
bury, or put on the far-removed ma
nure pile. II the whole family Is
careful to keep things picked up and
put in place, the yard about the
kitchen door may be as lovely as that
in front of the house. This Is the
part of the premises more often seen
by the housewife than any other, and
1t should have bright things In It.
But the housewife cannot have this
beauty without cooperation of the
rest of the family, and she will often
be blamed for dirty, disorderly back
yard when she has no sort of control
over It. This Is where cooperation
should be strongly in evidence. AN
sorry to say that the most frequent
offender against the rules of order as
they affect the back yard is the father
of the family, himself.-The Com
moner.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
GREAT FEAT OF RUNNER.
Covered Six Hundred Miles in Five
Days Over the Roughest Kind
Of Country.

The Tarahumares, a great tribe OF
the northern Sierra Madre, are the
greatest runners on eJth. not in re-
gard to speed but in endurance. They
have been known to average ITO miles
per day; there is an absolute record
that is indisputable of Tarahumare
sent with an important government
document that necessitated an imme-
diate answer covering the distance
there and back, 600-mile jaunt, in Ave
days, or an average of 120 miles COW
cred In each "a hours. not counting
the time lost while the answer was
being prepared, and 1t must be re-
membered that this feat was not per-
formed upon a fair road or on an un-
dulating plain. II was over the wild
est country that the Sierra Madre af-
fords; up and down paths that the
very deer would hardly esteem a trial;
the only level ground encountered was
the crossing Of deep river. Also, the
journey was done on "pinole," a
species Of popcorn ground down and
mixed with water, and the runner car
ried his camp equipment. native
woven white wool blanket
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
KAFFlR WOMAN WAS BRAVE
Armed Only with Hoe, She Forced
Lioness to Drop Human Prey It
Was Carrying Off.

One Of the first explorers of the
Interior of South Africa was William
Cotton Oswell, noted hunter and a
friend Of Livingstone, to whom he
rendered important aid. In his biog-
raphy the following story is given
from one Of his African letters: "An
incident highly creditable to Kaffir
womanhood occurred just as we
reached Mabotse. The women, as is
their custom, were working in the
fields, for they hoe, and the men sew.
A young man, standing by the edge
Of the bush, was chatting with them.
A lioness sprang on him, and was
carrying him OF, when one OF the
women ran after her, caught her by
the tail and was dragged for some
little distance. Hampered by the man
in her mouth and the woman behind
her, she slackened her pace, whefe-
upon her assailant straddled over her
back and hit her across the nose and
head with heavy short-handled hoe
until she dropped her prey and skunk
to cover"-Youth's Companion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
SOME BEDROOM DoN'Ts.


Don't lie in the same position all
night II you can help 1t.
Don't cover your head with the bed
clothes. Have your covers warm but
light.
Don't go to bed hungry. Eat any
light simple food that you wish II II
agrees with you.
Don't sleep in room tina. Is too
cold. From So to go degrees Is the
right temperature.
Don't go to bed with cold feet. but
see to II that they are warm and com
Portable before yos get in bed.
Don't I'll your bedroom with bric-a-
brac and draperies. but have as little
AZ possible in It to catch the dust
Don't put your pillows in the sun,
rs II draws the oil out Of the feathers
Sun the bed and bedding, but place the
pillows out of the sunlight in current
of air.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
The Things We Eat.

Too much meat is absolutely hurt.
full to the body. Sailors on board OF
ships get scurvy when their supply OF
vegetable food Is exhausted. The III.
gestiye organs Of the human body de.
mand vegetable food. and II we don't
eat enough vegetables we pay for II
dearly.
Nature gave us wheat, and In every
kernel OF wheat nature has distrib.
uted iron. starch, phosphorus, lime.
sugar, salt and other elements neces.
sary to make bone, blood and muscle.
EGG-O-SEE Is wheat scientifically
prepared. Cooked. and made into
crisp flakes. EGG-O-SEE goes into the
stomach ready for the digestive or
gans TO convert II into life giving sub
stances with but little effort.
EGG-O-SEE eaters are a clean-eyed,
strong and happy lot. The proof Of
pudding and the proof Of EGG-O-SEE
IL In the eating. EGG-O-SEE besides
being solid nourishment Is most pal
atabie. Every mouthful Is n Joy to
the taste and direct benefit to your
health. A 10-cent package Of EGG-O-
SEE contains ten liberal breakfasts.
Our friends advertise us. They eat
EGG-0-SEE for a while. They grow
strong. They are well and happy and
they pass the good word along.
Next time you send to the grocer's
tell your boy or girl to bring home a
Iackege of EGG-O-SEE. Have your
chiluren eat EGG-O-SEE. II Is their
friend. They'll eat EGG-O-SEE when
Eothius else will taste good.
You try EGG-OSEE and you can
deduct the cost from your doctors
bills.
We send our book. Back to Nature"
free. It's good boolSful OF plain.
good. common sense. II you want q
copy. address EGG-O-SEE Company.
10 First St.. Quincy I'll.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
The Power Of Flattery.

Really, Jane" said Mrs. Shipper
ton to her maid. who was not con-
sumed with an overwhelming desire
to work hard, you are the LATEST girl
ever knew! You can't even do what
you're told. don't think you have
one redeeminE quality. You must
leave on the first OF next month"
Law. num-" said Jane. who knew
that her mistress was not proof
against hattery, SOW can I do mo
work when | ear you a-singing and
a-playin' on the plano that beautiful
that simply can't 'elp stoppin' to
listen to you? II amt my fault that
love good music!" That will do,
Jane! You may stay!"-Stray sto-
ries
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Merit System Endorsed.

Representative civil service reform.
ers who met in Washington recently
to confer with the national civil serv.
Ice commission paid their respects to
the president, and received from him
gratifying Endorsement OF their work.
After considerable experience In al
most every kind OF governmental
work" said he. II have never yet
found any position or branch of the
service as regards which the intru.
sion of political reasons in making
appointments does not do damage.
He said further that the service was
the least efficient In government Of
fees the heads Of which tried TO cir
cumvent the merit system law.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
The Right Cow Side.

A city newspaper artist drew the pic;
ture OF a milk man diligently engaged
in milking COW. A country editor
protested on the grounds that no high.
ly respectable COW would permit a
man to expurgate the lacteal fluid
while sitting at the wrong side of the
COW.
"You are entirely mistaken" replied
the artist. "for had not known that
the COW would not kick, | should have
never placed the man on the wrong
side of the bovine. In fact, my cows
never kick, my dogs never growl, my
horses never run away. my portraits
never speak. Thank God for that"
Some of the portraits of deceased
notables always awaken the thought
OF the boyhood axiom, "'Taln't no fail
TO strike a man when he's down"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
AWFUL ITCHING ON SCALP.
Hair Finally Had TO Be Cut to Save
Any-scalp Now in Good Condi-
tion-Cured by Cuticura.

II used the Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment for diseased scalp, dandruff
and constantly falling Of hair. Final.
ly had to cut my hair to save any
at all. Just at that time l read about
the Cuticura Remedies. Once every
week | shampooed my hair with tho
Cuticura Soap. and used the oint.
ment twice a week. In two months
time my hair was long enough to do
up In French twist. That is now five
years ago, and | have a lovely head
Of hair The length is six inches be-
low my waist line, my scalp is In
very good condition, and no more
dandruff or itching OF the scalp. I
used other remedies that were recon-
mended TO me as good, but with no
results. Mrs. w, f. Griess, Clay Cen
ter, Neb., Oct. 2S, 1905"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
WHY THE HORSE EATS OFTEN

The horse can conveniently eat for 20
hours out Of the "a. A horse which Is In
good health has good appetite at all
times and is able to stand plenty Of
work and Is rarely on the sick list
To be a good feeder especially on a
journey, Is great recommendation
In the opinion OF every good Judge OF
horsefiesh. The reason OF horse be
ing such constant eater Is that Its
stomach is really small in proportion
to the size OF its body, and therefore
II requires feeding often, not less than
four times day two of which should
be early In the morning and at night,
while hay should in the stall be always
within It's reach.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Potato Chowder.

Pare and cut into blocks two quarts
Of potatoes. Peel and chop two good
sized onions, half a cup Of celery and
two tablespoonfuls Of parsley. Put In
the bottom Of kettle layer OF pota.
toes, a sprinkling Of onion and parsley.
a busting Of salt and pepper, and so on
until your ingredients are all used.
Add a pint OF water, cover tightly and
cook slowly until the potatoes are ten.
der. Rub together one tablespoonful
OF butter and two Of -four, add pint
OF milk and stir until boiling; add a
small teaspoonful OF salt, then pour
over the ehowder and serve.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Long Fibre CT Silkworm.

Authorities and popular works diff.
fer greatly in their estimates Of the
length OF the fibre In the cocoon OF the
domestic silkworm, Bombyx mort
Published statements Of the length Of
this fibre could be cited which range
all the way from LOO feet to eleven
miles. Even so good an authority as
the Encyclopedia Britannica places
1t at 800 yards. Recent measure.
ments made In the division Of ento'
mology show that with certain Milan.
ese yellow cocoons raised In the Unit.
ed States from eggs purchased from
France the fibre varies in length from
ssS to 1875 yards.-Forest and
Stream
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
To Procure Sound Sleep.

The character OF sleep is affected by
many influences. both mental and
physical. The person who, upon re-
firing for the night, fails to put away
the cares Of the day that is past. or
borrows the thoughts of the morrow.
is slow to reach the depths Of sleep.
and wakes but little refreshed. An
overfilled stomach prevents sound
sleep. but hunger should be relieved
before retiring, and for this purpose
there is nothing better than glass OF
warm milk.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Her Time All Taken,

The average woman thinks the sun
and stars would cease to shine sooner
than that she could interfere with the
regular routine Of household duties
A Sabetha woman was recently In
formed by her physician that she
would have to have an operation per
formed. She said she didn't see how
she could-thst Monday was washing
day. Tuesday ironing day, Wednesday
the missionary society met, Thursday
was the day to clean up, Friday to
bake. Saturday to give the children
their baths and mend. II he could get
It in Sunday after dinner and before
evening service perhaps she would
try it.-Sabetha Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Eggs a Hundred Years Old.

In Telling large tree some days ago
In Cirencester, Worcestershire, birds
nest containing four eggs was discov.
cred inclosed in hollow near the
heart OF the trunk, The sap rings
showed that nearly century has
elapsed since the eggs were laid, and II
was obvious that the hollow had closed
automatically. The eggs We're intact
but slightly faded-London Daily
Mail
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Curing n Pampered Pet.
?. o. 0oH tAAo
oAtr tAka Oirv. urAN

A very clever veterinary had sys-
tenn all his own. When he received an
overfed toy dog he would consign him
to a disused brick oven with a crust
of bread, an onion and an old boot
When the dog began to gnaw the
bread, the anxious mistress was in
formed that her darling was doing
nicely" When II commenced opera
tons on the onion. word was sent that
the pet was decidedly better" but
when the animal tackled the boot. my
lady was gratified to hear that her
precious pet was ready to be re-
ved."-Woman's Home Companion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
The Newsnnper Maker.

The newspaper maker is in honor
bound to do good and sincere work.
The whole community is his client,
and is entitled TO respect. Whatever
may be advanced on his editorial page,
the right TO color the news to suit
the purpose OF any faction in the COM
munIty is withheld, Otherwise the
subscriber is not being treated with
consideration or fairness. There must
be the combination OF brains, incessant
energy. broas Judgment and knowl'
edge. with devotion to a high purpose,
or the paper will fall short of achieve
ment. -Philadelphia Ledger,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Maple Fudge,

Break pound of maple sugar into
bits and put II in a saucepan. with a
pint of milk, Boil, stirring steadily,
until II is brittle when dropped into
cold water. Stir In a tablespoonful
OF butter and when this is melted turn
into creased pan, and. as 1t cools,
cut into squares.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Rr{gR|;||sE|ls
Schools Out.


Yep. our school hez let out fer two
months and "A day,
An they's nothin' t do but I caper an,
play
thing.
Fer I'm pitcher an captain an coacher
b. jlng!
We hev built a new wharf at tn OLD
swimmIn' hole.
An my Aunt Mary's sent me a new fishin'
pole!
Skinny" Jones an myself we are maxim
raft
We're a-goin' T. sea when we've finished
IN craft;
don't object
skinny Jones seq 4 sneak an she "
never suspect
In ''Th Run" In tn brush we are buildin'
shack
Jist L rendezvous In when they git on
our track!
An we've filed 1t with breakfast food.
nuts and some WINE!
Up above on tn door we hev printed o
sign, -
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
German Cinnamon Cake.

To one quart -four add one teaspoon
salt, two teaspoons baking powder.
three tablespoons butter one egg, one
pint milk, one teaspoon 'Nnlila OF
lemon. Dough should b. soft Rol.
one inch thick, put In shallow pans
and cover the top with creamy mix.
ture of sugar, cinnamon and melte0
butter. Bake in a quick oven.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Washing Fluid,

Here is recipe for good washing
fluid: One box potash, one ounce salts
tartar, one ounce pulverized ammonia
one ounce pulverized borax, two quarts
boiling water. Af.cr dissolved add
four quarts cold water. Use one cur
to boiler OF clothes. Keep in jugs OF
glass Jars where 1t will not freeze and
out OF the way OF children; also keer
the children out of the room where u
is being made.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
A Flower Vase.

For cleaning the inside of the flower
glass or vase which cannot be scalded
put tablespoonful of rock salt into
gill of vinegar, pour into the vase and
shake about for a few minutes, then
rinse clean with soft water. The wa
ter should not be allowed to stand
until 1t gets sour about the flower
stems.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Duel to Death in a Canoe.

Fort william, ont.-W, A. Thomp-
son and Isadore Bouchard, while In a
canoe on Helen lake, half mile from
shore, engaged in a combat, capsizing
the craft. They then climbed to the
top of the upturned canoe and engaged
In a hand-to-hand struggle lasting
nearly 30 minutes, when, their
strength spent, they slipped Into the
water and SANK.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
We Make Travel Easy.

Five trains daily via the Atcbison.
Topeka & Santa Fe. Colorado to Kan.
sas City, st. Joe, Chicago, Galveston.
Ell Paso, City OF Mexico. Ask me
about reduced rates. c. +. Warren.
G. A., A. T. e. s. #. Ry.. All Dooly
Block, Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

me. The passages OF the kidney
secretions were irregular and painful,
and there was considerable sediment
and odor ! don't know what would
have done but for Doan's Kidney Pills,
could see an Improvement from the
first box, and five boxes brought a
final cure"
Sold by all dealers. 81 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

with kidney dis
ease that for n
long time l could
not do my work
n n d W as five
weeks in bed.
There was con-
unual bearing
down pain, ter
rible backaches.
headaches and at
times dizzy spells
when everything,
was a blur before
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

All stock should be sailed regularly.
II this is attended TO, II will keep their
digestion in good order and oftentimes
prevent many diseases,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

Mother-"Johnny, why are you hop
ping around on one foot?" Johnny
Were playing horse, and I'm the one
papa bet on"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

Alfalfa meal is one of the best hog
foods we know Of; in fact. the same
is being fed quite extensively to all
live stock including poultry.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

When a horse eats eagerly, boiling
his food without chewing. he should
have dried meal and shorts mixed with
oats
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

Keep the colts In growing condi-
ton from the day they enter the world
until they are matured
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
TERRIBLE TO RECALL.
i've Weeks in Bed with Intensely
Painful Kidney Trouble.

Mrs. Mary Wagner, Of 1867 Kossuth
Ave. Bridgeport, Conn, says: 81 was
20 weakened and generally run down
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For ohildren teethg, softens the guns reduces In
hsmmAtion allays pain, cures wind cole 2ocaOottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

II is good rule to scald out the
drinking vessels once a week.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

II the June brides have all register.
ed, We will begin to compile the Christ.
mas record.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

"The best hearts are ever the bray-
est" said Sterne.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

Get your wife to try drinking from
a bottle. Ginger ale will do-and It's
more fun than circus.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
On the Quiet.

On the Quiet.
The deaf man escapes the dago's
hand organ.
A nincompoop is the other fellow tc
the argument!
A Gamer can can but he cannot can
a can, can he?
One little ray of sunshine is worth
cloudburst of whine!
One may lose ones own sorrow
helping another forget his.
The more rope you give some men
the less they like smoking!
Imagination has caused more stom.
ach aches than green apples!
In selecting books for your vacation
do not forget your check-book.
II makes a difference whether pso-
pie laugh at you for saying thin. .. or
ut the things you say.
When an authors receipts are more
than his outlay for postage. then he
may be said to be successful.
IL John Jones can run mile In four
minutes. how long will It take Farmer
Ragtop to weed an onion patch?
DO not pick your teeth. Let the
dentist do this. Having had more ex'
perience, he can match them better.
A Pittsburg doctor says a hen has
a mind And sense Of humor. too,
Else why would she deposit her egg
under the very center OF the barn
floor?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

MAN may fly at will" says a cur
rent magazine. Al last the dream OF
love has come true-"Come fly. my
love, with me-"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28
Panhandles.

The red nose OF topper is never
water colored.
When calling, do not blow on your
tea; fan II with your hat.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

One little ray of sunshine is wortl
a cloudburst of whine!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

A Gamer can can but he cannot can
a can, can he?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

The more rope you give some me-
the less they like smoking!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

One may lose ones own sorrow
helping another forget his.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

II John Jones can run a mile In four
minutes. how long will 1t take Farmer
Ragtop to weed an onion patch?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

When an authors receipts are more
than his outlay for postage, then he
may be said to be successful.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

The deaf man escapes the dagoi
hand organ.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

DO not pick your teeth. Let tho
dentist do this. Having had more ex'
perience, he can match them better.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

No. dear, you cannot plant bird seed
and raise birds, but you can plant to-
matoes and raise your nelshbors'
chickens any old spring.
Rx~>MsAs4s
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

II makes a difference whether pso-
pie laugh at you for saying thin. .. or
at the things you say.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

Imagination has caused more stom
ach aches than green apples!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

A nincompoop is the other fellow tc
the argument!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-07-28

In selecting books for your vacatio
do not forget your checkbook.