Newport daily independent., 1906-04-18
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"Mys0p a20ia' $ oua of tas iAsast al tItions e the English language # ts .he nan1 of 6 3"uri4,tt WAt"a most peop,a vii! rSsagajHv. Pc0Dl1iy tts cClnt1 JTlAoc EaUA $ uejrH. fast tlOuS- aeSS. psC5ou5 who 5ulfec from mys0- phobia, says t3s io1d4n Hour Class become yer fa1dy in their mAnnar. They az gery particular that thera ts a1t aVau ; spot on ths tablectotb'a 'a snowy surface, Every plate ani iish and g,a.sH tt2s i'd brought to them ifs eagerly scanned for any trace of dirty E1ee:s. Everything must be uusolIed ard iT Hla:rta's n fta advanced stage nf nlys0Hh9sjl the suGerer is unable to resist ths temptation to wips 1t does not matter now cI9,ln or pure it may be. the wip.ng process his to ns soCe through.
 ''Unciu!artasts" .s aaoth. aovst oom- piaiat, or rathec. it fs novel oane for an old complaint ttts the disease which causes the sxjstencs. la certain states. 0f dsgensTates known as "crackers.~ OF 'poor whites;" in fact, it is the germ Of laziness which has been isolated. ru ad. vanced stages tha sufferer eats clay De. aides being unusually lazy. At ous of ths Loudon police courts tue magtstrafs was soreiy amazed by witness describ~ ing the prisoner as "trance" IL turned out eventually that q trance" ia a uaaa who is given a lift from the country tn a market cart in return for which he as- sists the cartmau to unload. "A dead" Homer" was another curious expression used In a London police court. The da- tsctive said it was wsil-knovn expces- sion used by a person whsu ne could not very we'll free himself from : charge which was hanging over bis hsad. In the case in question tho charge was ttth6 of stealing lead. It was unfortunate for the prisoner that he was "dead- homer"
 A "gawkrodger. "sorammy." "caggye~ and E'cuddypaw" are aE different Eng lish names for lsft handed man, But | 'jamhists" is shout ths latest mama This came out iu case In which ! per- son was sned fos lessons gtven iu danc~ ing. The defendant denied that he re- eeivad any lessons. but said that ha sim pig attended ths dancing classes as a tamhiste. A jambiste. 1t is explained. fs a yoGug society man who occupies hia ,elsurs hours by acting as an auxiliary at a school o. dancing. He is thsre for the purpose Of dancing with any of ths women who arg ;a want of a partner Tt appears that he furnishes his serqices ct the dancing school gratuttously. His hops of reward usually Is chat he may meet rich young helress at the scaoot, and be able to marry hsr.
 "Eiectr ofanntte' is a peculiar tsind of tndfspnsiton produced by the 1raugat from an electric fan or vsnttIator.
 A "lSitchen piano" is name which might puzzle good many people r an. pearsi tN I case tried at the Clerkeowa1t 1 county court that among furniture mov- CTS a wringer or manste Is tnvartahty known as "kitchsn piano"
 Tha "dotter" ,s an Instrument which tas now osen adopted by ths admiralty. gy the use of this instrument the firing accuracy Of the weapon i5 enhanced greatly. With it's aid 3 gunner has bean ebe to hit target at 1000 yards eight times with eight shells tn one mlnuh. After all, the dotter has a good homess ring about 1t.
 4 terrible new name Is 'Thymaca, tinoxaethylacetanid idothynO r. ta highly recommended IS amedicament tA people who suffer from nerves" It has been found, however. that In 3 few cases 1t fails la it's effect, Ia which case m .K. celient substitute is stated 10 be Acstv- limidcoxyathyhymol. An excellent thing for the nerves!