New-York tribune., 1906-06-21
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

This sentence Is extracted from testimonial in
a newspaper: But thankful to say after five
weeks of your treatment the girl read
and write with her right eye well with her
left" Certainly the ability to write with either
should convince the most incredulous.
80 you are still unmarried" said the girl friend.
yes" answered Miss Cayenne. And when see
the disappointments of the girls who are married
doctrine of the survival OF the Observation-Disclosures
Star
A story is told in "The London Tribune of
witty Irish priest. Father Healey. of Bray. On
occasion he had a long argument with Protestant
minister about purgatory. AS is the way with such
argument. neither disputant convinced when
the Protestant minister remarked. We'll I've lived
sixty years in this world and 1 haven't found out
the difference between good Protestant and a
good Catholic yet" "Oh. haven't your" replied
Father Healey. We'll you'll not be sixty seconds
in the next world before you find out
The New waitress-shan say Dinner is served
Mistress-If that cook doesn't do any better. just
say Dinner is spoiled.'-Harper's Bazar
Outdoor sleeping which is such fad in this
country is by no means unknown in England
writer says: 'T have encountered a baby, born
last summer who set to sleep In a Chelsea
garden during the hot weather. When the tenn
perature dropped. the careful parents brought the
baby into the house at night. But the infant was
restless could not sleep And now. throughout the
1t is we'll wrapped up, and tarpauln guards it
from snow or rain. But II is a fine and healthy
child and a compliment the fresh air that Lon
don can provide at night"
END OF. THE PLATO VOGUE
When lovely woman stoops to Plato.
What charm can soothe her sorrow great OH
What art cure her cardiac core?
writer in The Nineteenth Century tells
strange story of inherited memories" The ruins
Of an ancient Roman fortress rise from the grounds
of a Mr.. Phillips clergyman called upon the
owner one day and asked to the ruins. He
told he had distinct recollection of living there
and that he held some office of priestly in
the days of the Roman occupation" said Mr. Phil
lips "One fact struck significant. He in
sisted on examining a ruined tower which had
bodily overturned. There used to be socket in
the top of it, he on, in which we used 10
plant mast, and archers used to be hauled to the
top in a basket protected with leather from which
they picked Off the leaders among the ancient
Gorlestonans We found the socket he had in
dicated."
tated early in the morning evidently subject to
ndigestlon-and ne walked into the dining room
with anything but good grace Turning to the
Conscience T6e bd N & you people any
only shrugged his shoulders and suavely replied.
f6rTit Bits not Oh ze oiiis eel ees charged extra
Sanitary caution is not new. though doubtIass II
has grown An eighteenth century rector was hurry
ing one or his parlshoners in the churchyard when
he was interrupted by who demanded
immediate speech with him. You must wait untu
l have finished said he. No. sir must sneak
at once" Well then what's the matter?" he in
quired. why, sir exclaimed the poor woman
you are burying a man who died of the smaIIpox
next my poor husband, who never had it."
Lullaby Magistrate-You are accused ., -
tempting 10 mold pedestrian up al o'cIock nj.
morning. What have you to say in your own he
half? A "e
Prisoner am not guilty, your honor can
prove a lullaby. "'
Mag1stra te-Tou mean alibio
Prlsoner-Well. call II what YOU like but my wife
Will swear that l was walking the floor with the
baby at the hour mentioned in the charge-Chicago