Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-09
DANvILLE, Pa, Feb. 6, 1906

The days are rapidly lengtheniug.
The ground hog is getting in his
work.
Church quarrels are never good
quarrels.
St. Valentines Day next Wednes-
day, Feb. 14th.
Washington's birth day on Thurs
day, Feb. 22nd.
Yoi, can always get light lunch
at Fallon's Cafe.
TIE circulation of the Intelligencer
is on the increase.
Easter comes earlier than usual
the coming spring.
Did you ever see horse fly over
the Susquehanna in Riverside?
"Just as the sun went down,
"In the shade of the old apple tree"
The trouble about going to law is
that you can't always leave when you
| want to.
Until fellow can kiss girl with
out mussing her hair he is a mere
amateur.
One half the world doesn't know
how much the other half lives beyond
its means.
Most of Miss Roosevelt's trousseau
was made in America, and the rest of
it in New York.
When man says 81 dom t remem-
ber," he may really mean "1t's none
of your business.
| When a fellow takes his girl skat.
ing it is better to have falling out
than falling in.
The annual hunt for houses is now
on, and as usual the demand seems to
exceed the supply.
The man who makes his money in
trade is sneered at by the man who
makes his by marrying it.
Do not spend all your income. A
mans duty to himself is to save
money out of his earnings.
1t is better to pay debt when you
have the money than to be compelled
to pay it when you haven't.
Last Sunday was an ideal day in
this town and vicinity, when men
strolled about without overcoats.
Don't act as if you were blase, and
know it all when some one is doing
their level best to entertain you.
The Farm philosopher says: A
turkey today is worth as much money
as was II sheep few years ago.
Look over with critical eyes the
various candidates asking fer your
support. Vote for the best of them.
A woman can make her old things
look new almost as successfully rs q
man can make his new things look
old.
! One-half the world doesn't know
how the other half lives because
fully one half mind their own busi.
ness.
The fellow who says he is tired
of the world doesn't stop to consider
that the world may be equally tired
of him.
The thermometer at Comradt
Kearns' home, on Mill street, regis.
tered 10 degrees below zero on Mon
day night.
Ice is getting plentiful in this neck
O. woods, and houses in this city are
rapidly being filled. Thanks to Ole
Boreas and Jack Frost.
The world is full of men whose in
tentions are good, and very many O
them invariably carry out their good
| ness TO their fellow men.
| Don't keep your eyes on the maj
you have just heard something bat
about. 1t is more important that yol
keep them on your mouth.
Pennsylvania farmers, who helt
their apple crop, are now reaping
harvest. All kinds of fruit are whole
sailing at per barrel, 81. 90.
No one will blame Miss Roosevelt
for having her entire trousseau made
in America. She has had experience
in paying custom duties.
Cupid is at work preparing for ST.
Valentines Day. Already evidence
of love missives seem to crowd the
Danville mail carriers pouches.
"There!' said one of our subscrib
ers, 81 started the new year by pay
ing all my debts, but | came near for
getting the printer"
There is an old saying that yor
can make bricks without straw, but
that doesn't seem to influence the
making of chicken salad without
chicken.
Among all the wretched substitute:
on the market did you ever find any
thing half as refreshing and delight
ful for the tired toiler us a cup OF
clear, delicious coffee?
God never gave man genius tt
wrong a child or steal a widow
bread If you are not working fol-
humanity you are retarding the plan
of GRAFTON.