The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1906-07-04
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Life insurance, Standard Oil, coal
road stock, deviled ham. What next!
milwaukee, Sentinel.
The anarchist is an enemy Of the hui
man race, and should be dealt with as
such.-Philadelphia Press.
San Francisco school children are TO
go to school in tents. Will they ever
be able to enjoy a circus in after years?
New York Commercial.
No doubt the Pullman porters run
ming on the Pennsylvania lines are now
jealous Of the higher officials, who en-
jOyed the coal stock graft.-HOuston
Post.
Mr.. Rockefeller goes abroad in a
500 state room, but then it must be
remembered that he Is taking a spe-
cialist physician along New York
World.
President Baer now takes up the
muck rake. If the practice spreads pro-
fessiOnal wlelderS Of that implement
will find their occupation gone.-New
York World.
1t is reported from Washington that
Senator Beverage is troubled with in
digestion. Been reading the beef COM
m~issioners' report, eh?-Philadelphia
North American.
Some old letters Of Rockefeller have
just come to light, and show that he
was in favor of the simple spelling be-
fore Carnegie ever thought of it
Philadelphia Ledger.
That old, old joke about the sausage
jumping from the butchers hook when
whistled for and called FidO proves to
have been grossly fattering to the saus-
age.-New York Press.
Trust magnates may be very smart
men in their own offices, but on the
witness stand they do not appear to
have any more sense than ordinary
Observation-Disclosures Star.
A Salt Lake m who was com
PEELED to chose between her husband
and her dog stood by the latter. It's
not an easy matter to get a really good
dog-New York Herald.
The business talent of some of those
railroad clerks was so pronounced that
II they had not been found out they
might have owned the road in a short
time.-Philadelphia Press.
Mr.. Cassatt is reported to be per
turbed over that railroad graft bust
ness. This is disheartening, as folks
believed that he would be at least agi-
tated.-New York World.
Jesse f. James of Missouri, son of
the notorious Jesse James, seems to be
OF quite a different sort. He has Just
been admitted to the bar. Outlaw and
in law!-New York Commercial.
The Anthracite Trust has put the
price OF coal up 10 cents just to show
that the miners aren't the only persons
who can be magnanimous to the public.
philadelphia North American.
Why should there be sympathy for a
railroad clerk who is dismissed for
accepting coal stock? Such gifts are
the i~nalienable prerogatives of the "men
higher up."-New York Herald.
San Francisco makes the sinister an
nouncement that its marriage license
bureau and the detention ward for
those suspected of insanity are in the
same building.-New York Herald.
J. Pierpont Morgan has purchased
the noted art collection of Rudolphe
kann for five and a fifth millions.
Which reminds Is that some Kann and
can't-New York Commercial.
We have not been able to decide
whether the conviction of the packers
on the charge of rebating is anarchy in
the courts or Il blow at our agricultural
and foreign trade.-PhiIadel-
phia North American.
If the Panama Canal is really to he
dug to music, there ought to be a splen-
did chance down there for some leath- |
er-lunged band to put the finishing
touches to Everybody Works But
Father" Washington Post.
Sarah Bernhardt took a day off at
Goney Island to shoot the chutes and
10 other girlish stunts. 1t gives us hone
there are many, many positively
farewell tours yet in store for the
ountry.-Philadelphia North Amer.
can.