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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST I, 1906.
A COWARDLY ATTACK.

That long-threatened attack upon Colonel
Goddard and the forces OF reform that are support
ing him, has taken place. That assault that was
to overwhelm the peoples candidate for the United
States senatorship with confusion and scatter his
forces in dismay has been made.
AS move in the political campaign 1t is
utterly contemplate AS an indication OF the
lines upon which Braytonism proposes to carry on
the campaign it is pitiful in its pettness, disgrace
full in its abuse and monumental in its mendacity.
Though made in the columns of the organ OF
the Brayton oligarchy and though the product OF
the iabby mentality employed by Braytonism to
conduct its newspaper mouthpiece, neither the
newspaper itself nor its hired viliher has the
courage to assume responsibility for it.
A 'Ietter to the editor" written in its own Of
fee by one of its own employees, is the weapon the
organ OF Braytonism in its attack upon Colonel
Goddard and his legion of supporters. Lying
legends of century ago are dragged from the
moldy mendacity of the past and made the basis
of diatribe wanton and malicious.
This is not done openly and manfully, but
under the cloak Of cowardly anonymity. The
organ of Braytonism fabricates and publishes the
false and malicious Illumination, but with coward
ice seeks to evade accountability for IT.
AS piece of political poltroonery it has had
no parallel even in this commonwealth, where the
political craven has been constantly active in the
interests of Braytonism and its mischievous and
malodorous conspiracy against popular rights and
civic decency.
Braytonism must indeed be in the extremity
of despair and desperation when 1t descends TO
methods so vicious. 1t must see destruction writ
ten on the walls of its hitherto impregnable ell
trenchments, when it stoops to the low level OF
charactcrizing as political grafters the best citi-
zenship of Rhode Island that is marching under
the Goddard banner
Wholesale sander of reputable and loyal men,
who are patriotically battling to rescue the state
from the clutch of conscienceless and corrupt
oligarchy appears to be the plan OF campaign
Braytonism has marked out for itself But it will
fail utterly, ignoby and hopelessly.
So, too, will fail the attempt OF its cowardly
mouthpiece to represent Colonel Goddard as an
enemy of the colored race The standard bearer
of the forces of reform was among the first to rally
to the defence of the flag when the nation was
threatened with dismemberment. He was one of
the first to take up his sword and aid in the battle
for humanity through which "the shackes were
stricken from the limbs Of every negro slave in the
United States and he became free man with con-
stitutonal guarantees for his political rights"
Where were the cravens who now attack him
when Colonel Goddard was fighting with Burnside
for the crushing of slavery and the preservation OF
the unioni
Were they playing the part of cravens as they
now are in assaing him from the safe ambuscade
of cowardly anonymity
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
THE UNION LABEL.

Is the label in your hat?
Is the blue label on the plug OF chewing
tobacco In your pocket?
Look on the inside OF your pocket and
see IL the Garment Workers label is
sewed In.
Is the blue label OF the cigarmakers on
the box from which you take your daily
smoke? II not. you arc inconsistent as
a union man.
The labor problem will work out itself
II the members OF organized labor will
demand the label.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
DOWN TO BUSINESS.

Once we thought there were the "mak-
ings" OF writer in Mr.. Kipling. Is he q
case OF arrested development? Il he q
genius spoiled by a megalomaniaoal and
fixed idea that he Is called upon to shape
the policy and to guide the destinies OF
Great Britain? In sorrow. more than In
anger, we implore him In the name OF
Mulvaney, Ortheries and Learoyd to take
his rhymes out OF the orthopedic hospital,
throw them into the CRATE and settle
down 90 his legitimate business.--New
York Sun.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
WHY HE WANTED A PASS.

When Jim Fisk was In his glory as
railroad magnate one day he was greatly
annoyed by people asking for passes over
his road for all sorts OF reasons. He was
well worked up when a seedy looking In
dividual asked for n pass and asked
sharply, ION what grounds do you ask
for a pass?"
The applicant replied. Because I do
not want TO pay my fare"
Fisk called a clerk and said to him.
give this man a pass to anywhere and
return. He is the first man that has told
the truth ay"-Boston Herald.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
WONDERFUL FORTRESS.

In the northern part OF Madagascar Is
the most remarkable natural fortress in
the world. 1t Is occupied by a wild tribe
who call themselves the people OF the
rocks. The fortress Is a lofty and pre-
cipitous rock Of enormous size 1000 feet
high and eight square miles In area. Its
sides are so steep that II cannot be climb
ed without artificial means. Within II Is
hollow. and the only entrance is by a sub
terranean passage.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
STORY OF NAPOLEON.

Legend tells how Napoleon, while Mos
COW was In flames. found time to draw
UP n decree organizing the Theatre Fran
Gals. Alas, the story is not true. Napo-
leon was In Poland when he received the
decree ready to be signed He there
signed II and sent IL back to Paris. but
in the margin wrote the following: ITO
be forwarded when the army Will be at
Moscow. II is his majesty's intention that
the decree should be dated from that
town"
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
YOUR DOG KENNEL.

Damp Is the greatest evil 10 which the
dog confined outside the house In n ken.
mel is liable. IL will kill the strongest
dog and must be carefully guarded
against. II a dog II 10 keep In health.
too. IL is necessary that II should be able
TO enjoy plenty OF sunlight, and the ken
mel should always be placed facing south
except In the hottest parts OF the day IN
summer. when IL should be moved into
the shade
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
LITTLE TOE TO GO.

A comparative anatomist says that the
little toe has got TO go; that IL is a use-
less appendase.. already showing signs OF
degeneration or whitening away. II is
proved that the horse, in the course OF
several centuries, has dropped four toes
and now travels on one and some think
that mans pedal extremities are bound
to follow a similar line OF evolution. In
the horse IL is the middle digit which has
survived as the fttest. In man II will be
the first or great toe.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
BEAUTIFUL PEARLS.

The pearls found on the gulf coast OF
Lower California are said TO exhibit a
greater variety OF colors than those OF
any other part OF the world. and the
The chief colors are black. gray, red,
blush green and yellowish. The red
pearls rank among the most valuable:
They possess q fne luster, and many OF
them are large and OF the most perfect
shape. They are. however. found only
occasionally.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
BAD NEWS.

I'm his earlier days." says the Nash-
Vile American, of senator-to-be Taylor,
Bob offlciated as fiddler at a few punch
eon-fioor shindigs In the wautauga set
tlement. but he can talk of the fiddlo
more eloquently than he can play IT."
This is bad news there are plenty Of
takers, but no hddlers. In the United
States senate. - Louisville Courier Jour-
nal
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
FOR ANOTHER PURPOSE.

The famous Iron Mountain, about so
miles from 81. Louis at one time the
richest iron ore region In the Uniteo
States, but now exhausted, Is soon TO be
transformed into vast pasture for the
breeding OF fine stock. The Iron Noun
tain company, $s.60000) corporation,
which has netted stockholders profit OF
s7W0.00O. will be dissolved In July with
the mutual consent OF It's owners. The
concern was organized 70 years ago.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
LIKE OTHERS.

The posthumous exaction of unpaid
taxes on the estate OF Marshall Field Is
not a proof that Mr.. Field was less hon
est than other people. but only another
demonstration OF the mockery which our
attempts AT personal taxation present all
over the country.-Baltimore American
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
THE PATH OF EASE.

In bedueathing 10 his wife all the
rest, residue and remainder OF his vast
estate after certain minor legacies shall
have been paid Russell Sage was more
generous than considerate. II Is not only
no slight task,it is a grievous and weary
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
AN ONION SALAD.

Slice Bermuda onions as thinly as
possible and let the slices stand In cold
water half an hour. Drain and lay on
lettuce leaves or q bed OF shredded let
tuce. Serve with a French dressing.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
A DEEPER SORROW

The Douma deeply disappointed" IN.
Tsar. one OF these days an anarchist with
a bomb may meet up with him ana grIs,.s
him to the core.-Cleveland Leader.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

Perhaps after all Sage did the wsest thing when
ne turned his wealth another member OF the
family distribution Accumulation his forte and he
nothing about distribution.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

kgITh's-"The Middleman."
GMpiRg-"The Unwritten Law"
NIcNGL--Motion Pictures and Ilius-
trated Songs.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

court Philadelphia has decided that love letter
cannot be protated last will and testament II Is
generally evident that In such productions the sound
a dsposing mind Is absent
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

Corporations thick skins. The rhinocerous hide
OF the Standard OIL trust Offsets John D. Rockefellers
personal sensitiveness very nicely.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

Council Blufs beats Its ice trust by putting up
municipal Ice plant other councils blum the Ice
by doing nothing at all
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

Two months ago the referred TO the members
OF the douma the best in Russia" II begins to
look as IL he picked winners.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

When II finds out to whom TO be loyal the Russian
army will itself Of the loyal things the
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01
In the Realm of Those
Who Wear the Skirts

Rexford in Making the Country
Home" In The outing Magazine
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

Mrs. Innocent--Henry. what objection
have you 10 that young man who is call
ing on our daughter?
Mr.. Innocent--He is silly. Susan.
Mrs. Innocent-Oh! that's because he's
In love. ! remember the time when you
were a very silly young man.
Mr.. Innocent-Silly isn't the proper
name for II. Susan. I was a measly idiot
that's what / was.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-08-01

Entered May I 1905 postoee at Providence X L.
second matter OF Congress OF March
g. 1879
, 1906-03-28

In Roman Catholic countries the me
diaeval "Christ is risen," HE is risen
indeed" still prevails, but not in Amer
lea, and 1t is doubtful if such "A greet
ing, however significant in spirit, would
find thorough acceptance here. With
the growing recognition of the festival,
its celebration by all sects and classes,
as is now the case, the want of a YER
bal expression symbolizing in some
part all that Easter day means is
strongly felt. There should be an Eas-
ter greeting just as there is a Christmas
and New Years greeting. and it should
be welcome to all creeds. The oppor-
tunity is lying in wait for some felici-
tous phrasemaker.-New York Sun.
, 1906-03-28
Cape May County Orphans Court

on the application of Eta RAM order to
dolph, Administrators of Frank show
Randolph, deceased, for sale OF Cause
lands to pay debts.
Eta Randolph, Administrators of Frank
Randolph, deceased, having exhibited TO TINS
Court, under oath, Il just and true account OF
the personal estate and debts of said Frank
Randolph, deceased, whereby it appears that
the personal estate of said Frank Randolph,
deceased, is insufficient to pay his debts, ana
requested the aid of the Court in the premi-
SEES, it is ordered, on this 18th day of March,
A. ID. 1906, that all persons interested IN tile
lands, tenements, Entertainments and real es-
tate of said Frank Randolph, deceased, APP
pear before the Court, at the court house IN
Cape May Court House, on the 10th day OF
May next, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, TO
show cause why so much of the lands, tene-
ments, entertainments and real estate OF the
said Frank Randolph, deceased, should not
be sold as will be sufficient to pay his debts,
or the residue thereof, ms the case may re
quire; and that this Order, signed by the Sur
rogate, shall be Immediately hereafter set up
at three of the most public places in the
County of Cape May for six weeks success
sively, and be published at least once each
week for the same time in the Five Mile Beach
journal, one of the newspapers of this State.
+. {. HEWITT, Surrogate.
, 1906-03-28

In 10 place outside o. Rome Is Eas-
ter celebrated more joyously and uni
versally than it is in Ireland. The
whole heart of the Irish people, peas
antry and gentry alike, goes out in
glad and pious rejoicing at the thought
of the Saviour of mankind risen from
the dead. The celebration of the day
may be said to begin ON the evening
before. That evening is known in Ire
land as Holy Saturday" The long
period of restraint imposed by Lent
has nearly passed, and the long pent-
up mlrth and merrlment will bubble
over in spite of everything. All the
household sits up to watch the Lent
out A hearty meal is prepared, and
at midnight justice is done to it.-New
York Times.
, 1906-03-28
When Evil Hides Its Face.

The p%easantry of Sweden believe
that Easter eve is an occasion upon
which supernatural Influences prevail
to a great extent, that all devils and
witches are then abroad aud that the
fairies hold high carnival. All this
changes with the dawn of Easter morn
ing. for then no evil spirit dares stir
abroad. All things evil know that
Christ, who triumphed over death and
the grave, has risen in glory to curtail
their power and ultimately destroy
them. 1t is a Swedish superstition
that all horses and mules fall ON their
knees on Easter morning.
, 1906-03-28
Talking For a Living.

Bubble and squeak, bubble and squeak,
Blowing your bugle for SO much Il week,
Splitter and flutter and friZzle around.
Making the atmosphere Woody with
sound.
Bubble and squeak. bubble and squeak,
Talking and talking an indigo streak,
Trying to make n thing black appear
white,
Hoping to make your commissions come
right.
Bubble and squeak, bubble and squeak,
Jaws are both aching, and worn hinges
creak,
Vapor arises from both of your ears,
Moving your auditors tremulous tears.
Bubble and squeak, bubble and squeak,
Telling the doings of each frenzied freak;
Nothing but hope for a raise in his pay
Makes a man squeak to a crowd every
day.
, 1906-03-28
Midnight Mass In the Greek Church

Midnight mass is said in churches of
the Greek faith, and just OF the stroke
of u Il loud knocking commences at
the door and is repeated several times.
On the door being opened the priests
and their choir hurry in, crying to the
worshipers, in imitation of those of old
who brought the news of the first res
direction to the disciples, "Christ is
risen!' 1t requires but a minute to
change the scene from the gloom of the
half lighted church to one ablaze with
many lighted tapers.
, 1906-03-28

"You know Alexander wept because
there were no more worlds to conquer"
$50 | have heard"
"Know why Toughboy looks SO
glum?'
Not for the same reasoni"
mo. \ similar one. He is sore be-
cause there are only ten command
ments to break"
, 1906-03-28
And Several Other Things.

"He couldn't stand it to be steward
of the ship"
mo, a life on the ocean wave didn't
agree with him."
make him seasick?"
$50 seasick that he threw up his
Job"
, 1906-03-28
Notice

Sealed bids will be received by the Wild
wood Board of Education for furnishing
Twenty (20) tons of No. l pea coal. Bids to be
in at the regular meeting of the board TO DE
held at the school house on April I'd, l9Oo.
The board reserves the right to reject any or
all bids.
c. q. ELDREDGE,
District Clerk.
, 1906-03-28
Some Millionaires That | Have Met.

They didn't take me by the hand
And say, "Old chap, we've got
Some tips to make a million, and
Well hand you out the lot"
That kind of talk Ct grieves me YETI
Is what didn't hear
The time some m~illionaires | met.
1t really wasn't queer,
For l was on a local and
Aboard the smoking car,
The evening paper in my hand
And exc a good cigar.
The plutes were rushing madly
through
On their especial train.
l greatly fear they never knew
We met and met in vain.
, 1906-03-28
Pennsylvania Railroad.
In effect january L. lAO6.

In effect January l, 1906.
Trains leave Wildwood:
For Philadelphia, 100 a. M, 3.45 p. M, week.
days. Sundays, 4.33 p. m.
For Anglesea Junction, 7.2O, 1017 a. M, 3.45
p. m, weekdays. Sundays, 1913 a. M, 4.33 p.
M.
For Cape May, 1O.17 a. m., weekdays. Sun
days, lob a. IN.
w. w ATTERBURY, j. II. WOOD,
Gent Manager. Pass. Traffic Manager.
GEO. W. BOYD, Gen1 Pass. Agent.
, 1906-03-28
Monday. April 9Th, 1906,

ct terriS, to me directed, issued out OF the New
Jersey supreme Court | will expose to sale at
public vendue, on
Monday, April 9th, 1906,
between the hours of twelve and five O'Clock
u. M, 10 wit, at one o'clock in the afternoon
Of said day, at the Sheriff. office, in Cape May
Court House, Cape May County, New Jersey,
Gal the right, title and interest OF Somers
L.. Irwin IN and to those several lots or par
cells of land and premises situate lying and
being in the Township of Middle, in the Coun-
ty of Cape May and State of New Jersey, more
particularly described in a certain deed OF
conveyance made by Marietta Sleight, ct vir,
eft al, to Daniel $. Irving, bearing date the
sixth day of october, eighteen hundred and
eighty-four, and recorded on the fourteenth
day of September, eighteen hundred and
eighty-fve, in the Clerks office of Cape May
County, New Jersey, at Cape May Court
House, New Jersey, in Deed Book Number
seventy, page one hundred and ntnety-hVe,
&c, to which record reference is hereby made.
Together with all and singular the heredtta-
ments and appurtenances thereunto belong
ing
Seized as the property of Somers l.. Irwin,
defendant, taken in execution at the suit OF
MiIlville National Bank complainant, and to
be sold by ~
Dated March 5, 1906.
Walter II. Bacon, Atty.
, 1906-03-28
Humor ane Philosophy
By DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Baldheaded men are generally a
eredulous lot, otherwise there'd not be
such a crop of hair r~estorers ON the
market.
, 1906-03-28
Made 10 Order.

"You seem to be short on antique
furniture"
I'VE are just at present, but if you
will leave your order we will make
you. Just what you want"
, 1906-03-28

When Il young man is in love it usual
ly breaks out in Il quarrel with his ia
Their.
, 1906-03-28

Doctors and druggists seem to have
been created to keep the rest of us
from acquiring wealth too suddenly.
, 1906-03-28

Almost any young fool will gladly
embrace danger if it is picturesque.
, 1906-03-28
Unsafe.

I'D never marry Il red haired wom-
an"
"Why notT"
because l never would be able to
tell when she was getting red headed"
, 1906-03-28

1t appears to be the opinion of GER
tain gentlemen that the reason for the
existence of the u. S. \. is that there
may be u. S. senator's.
, 1906-03-28

People who
are always talk
ing about how
much they have
to do generally
take it out In
talking.
It's love that
m a k e S h G
world 80 broke.
straight
path is hard to
follow because
nobody fits it.
, 1906-03-28
Human.

OF Washington it is recalled
He never told a lie.
But still whea the assessor called
He wiDked the other eye.
, 1906-03-28

A oma must be willing to settle
down to Il life work who marries n
man to reform him.
, 1906-03-28
Conditional.

"How time liesrl'
"Well, that depends upon whether
you've just borrowed money ut thirty
days o. whether you are waiting for
a check from home"
, 1906-03-28
TIN AND SHEET IRON
WORK
Heaters and Ranges
Roofing and Spouting
]. F. SHAW
Montgomery 6 Holly Beach Ayes.
p. o. BOX 139
SHERIFF'S SALE

Bv virtue of a writ of Fieri Facias de bonis
ct ferris, to me directed, issued out ofthe New
Jersey supreme Court | will expose to sale at
nnhlic Nendne. on
, 1906-03-28

A bad habit is better when 1t Is
broken.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-09-08
Of the Best.

Only the best quality Of the most
reputable manufacturers goods are
found at the little jewelry store oppo-
site the Temple Theatre. You will DO,
be disappointed II YOU trade there
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-09-08

You are sure to enjoy your dinner
II you eat it at the Grand Restaurant
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-09-08
FAVOR LICENSED
SALOONS THERE
Nezperce Residents Declare
Town is Now Better
Behaved

When the strenuous battle of the
government having at its elbows the
entire force of the Anti Saloon Lea
que of America, starts out in earnest
before the United States supreme
court against the licensed traffic of
liquor on the Neg Perez Indian reser-
Walton it will find opposed to it all
the saloon dealers, large majority
OF the business men. numerous pri-
vate citizens of Nezperce and nearly
all the Indians themselves 1t will be
war to the teeth and the contentious
on both sides will be so numerous and
the array of talent so representative
that the battle is likely to consume
many months.
Saloon men at NeZperce declare
that a secret agent of the Anti Saloon
League has been in their midst for
some time gathering information to
be offered at the proper time. 1t is
said that he has been parading among
them in the guise of salesman of
views but saloon men regard him as
an informer. His name is given as
Belcher.
Want Licensed Saloons.
The sentiment of the people in the
Nez Perez reservation is opposed to
the adjustment of licensed saloons.
They say that matters have been more
orderly since the saloons have been in
existence than they were when boot
leggers were fourshing. There is
less drinking and the people are bet
ter behaved
To show the status Of the situation
in Nezperce at present. A. L. Creel-
man of Cottonwood, who was in the
city yesterday told the following to
an Evening Teller reporter:
Before the establishment of licen-
sed saloons in NeZ Perez, I met a fell
low who told me he was about to
open saloon there. He said that he
had seen long PROFESSIONS, crawling on
all fours making their way to the es-
Establishments Of boot-leggers when
they were in existence and that If they
would do this they would prove
mint for a saloon where they could
walk right in without interference and
get their drinks. Several months lat
err met the same fellow and he told
me he was going to get out of the sa-
loon business. He said that some
men he had known to spend dollar
after dollar with boot-leggers refused
to spend even ten cent piece with a
| licensed establishment"