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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
Washington & Columbia River Rail-
way Summer Excursions to the

Washington & Columbia River Rail-
way Summer Excursions to the
Beach.
MOCLIPS,
SUNSET BEACH,
PACIFIC BEACH,
COHASSETT BEACH,
GEARHART.
SEASIDE,
WEST PORT. and all
LONG BEACH resorts, s13.75.
Tickets on sale daily until August
u.s. 1905.
Good for 10 days each direction
with final return limit OF September
80, 1905.
Stopover allowed at Seattle, Tacoma
and Portland in either direction with
In the limits.
For further information regarding
timo, accommodations, etc, call on or
address, w. ADAMS.
Agent.
s. r. CALDERHEAD,
General Passenger Agent.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
New CITY I'm Inion County.

There will soon be a new village IN
Union county. This proposed city is
situated in the north precinct of Ell
gin and is already plated. The lots
are selling at $500 per acre and from
the way they are being taken up
there will soon be n promising little
village there. The new village will
be called Minam.-La Grande OBJ
server.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

Annual Convention Grand Lodge Be-
nevolent and Protective Order OF
Elks, Denver. Colo, July II, IS and
10, 1906.
For the above occasion the o. r. &
N. makes a rate of s4S.S0 for the
round trip. Dates OF sale July 10, II,
~. IS, IA and 15. Limit going July
10. Final return limit, September 80.
stopovers granted within the transit
limit. For particulars call on or ad-
dress E. C. Smith, agent.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
Pike Centennial Celebration. Colorado
Springs, Col. Sept. 1920, 1905.

For the above occasion the o. r. &
N. announces rate of s4S.S0 for the
round trip to Colorado Springs, Dem
yer or Pueblo. Col. Going limit 10
days Final return limit, October 81.
Sale date September 81. For partic-
ulars, call on or address e. c. Smith,
agent.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES
reliable abstracts of title to all land.
in Umatilla county. Loans on city
and farm property. Buys and sells
al kinds of real estate. Does a gen.
eral brokerage business. Pays taxes
and makes investments for non-res-
dents. References. any bank in PEN
dleton.
JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
w. S. IENNINGER, vice-Pres.
c. H. MARSH. Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
CHINESE LAUNDRY.

SLOM KEE, CHINESE LAUNDRY
man, Family washing a speciality.
All work done by hand, and first
class. Goods called for and delivered.
40S Court street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

SUBSCRIBERS TO MAGAZINES, IF
you want to subscribe to magazines
or newspapers in the United States or
Europe, remit by postal note, check
or send to the EAST OREGONIAN
the net publishers price of the publ.
cation you desire. and we will have II
sent you and assume all the risk OF
the money being lost in the mails. II
will save you both trouble and risk
If you are a subscriber to the EAST
OREGONIAN, in remitting you can
deduct 10 per cent from the publish
er's price. Address EAST OREGON
IAN PUB. CO.. Pendleton. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF PEN
dleton. Capital, surplus and undi-
vided profits, s250,000.00. Transacts
a general banking business Exchange
bought and sold on all parts Of the
world. Interest paid on time depos-
its. Makes collections an reasonable
terms. Levi Ankeny, president; w.
F. Matlock. vice-president; G. NJ.
Rice. cashier George Hartman, Jr.,
assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
RANKS AND BROKERS.

THE PEND1tEToN SAVINGS BANK
Pendleton, Ore. Organized Marcel
l. 1883. Capital, 100000; surplus,
100000. Interest allowed on all time
deposits. Exchange bought and sold
on all principal points Special at
tention given to collections. w. j.
Furnish. president; T. ]. Morris, vice.
president; ]. w. Maloney. cashier;
Fred Schmeer, assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
MOTEL PORTLAND
PORTLAND. OREGON

PORTLAND, OREGON.
American plan, SO per day and up.
ward. Headquarters for tourists ano
commercial travellers. Special rates
made to families and single gentle
men. The management will be pleas.
ID at all times to show rooms and
give prices. A modern Turkish bath
establishment in the hotel.
II. G. BOWERS. Manager
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
MARBLE AND GRANrTE WORKS.

MoNTERASTELLI BROS. MARBLE
and Granite Works. Monuments OF
all descriptions. Ornamental and cut
stone for buildings. Examine our
work: 700 East Court ST.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

FENDLEToN LODGE NO. So, A. r.
and A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays of each month. All visiting
brethren are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
Among the Exchanges
Of the Inland Empire

even worse than Hoburg.-Baker
Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
Mill i'm Operation.

The new 20-stamp mill on the May
flower mine has started in full oper-
alton and the machinery which was
largely built in Baker City, works
smoothly. Manager Boggs is conf
dent that the plant can be kept busy
day and night during the entire season
and next winter on the fine ore already
In the bins and blocked out.-Baker
City Democrat.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
CHOP MILL.

ALL CHOP FEED. WALTERS
shorts and bran. Alfalfa, s11 pei
ton. Free delivery. Phone main $50
Also Standar scales for weighin.
stock. Guarantee to be Jrrect. Sat-
isfaction or no pay.
Ed. Maurer, Prop. West Webb street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

AUTOMOBILE DRIVERS, REPAIR
men. chauffeurs and others wanted
all over the country, $4,000 machines
built this year in UniteI States: af-
fording great opportunities for our
students, cents a day will qualify
you for good wages in this growing
field. For full particulars and one
free lesson, including Dictionary Of
Motoring Terms, address The Cores
pondence School Of Automobile En-
gineering, Suite 7464, Flatiron Build
ing, New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
FOR RENT.

Store or office room for rent, corner
of East Oregonian building. formerly
occupied by Women of Woodcraft.
Apply at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
WANTED.

WANTED-MEN AND WOMEN TO
learn barber trade in weeks.
Graduates earn SIS to s25 per week.
Casalogue free. Moler system of col
legos, 403 Front avenue, Spokane. wn.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

GRAHAM, THE FURNITURE MAN,
will buy your old furniture and give
you cash or new goods in return. II
costs nothing to visit him. Postoffice
block Pendleton
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

DIR. d. c. MNABB, LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary board. Office Tallman's
drug store. Residence 1903 E. Court
street. Phone main lis.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
BOARDING AND LODGING.

HELM HOTEL, HELM, OREGON.
Under new management. Special
accommodation for commercial trav-
elers. Frank Myers, Prop.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

]. NJ. BENTLEY REPRESENTS THE
oldest and most reliable fire and
accident insurance companies. Office
with Hartman Abstract Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
ENGRAVED CARDS.

ENGRAVED CARDS. INVITATIONS,
etc. Very latest styles. Leave or
ders at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

BAKER g. FOLSOM. FUNERAL d.
rectors and licensed ombalmers
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone main 75.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

DIR. C. ]. SMITH-oFFICE SMITH
Crawford building, opposite postof-
flee. Telephones: Main 301; resi-
dence, main 1891; barn, red 5S1.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
MALE HELP WANTED.

MEN AND WOMEN TO LEARN
matchmaking, engraving, jewelers.
work; optics, easy terms; positions
guaranteed; Honey made learning;
WatchmakingE Engraving School, 1925
4th avenue, Seattle, Wash.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

DR.. T. j. LLOYD. VETERINARY
surgeon and dentist. Graduate Of
Grand Rapids Veterinary College,
Michigan. State local veterinary in
spector. Residence 1913 Cosbie st.
Telephone Main lS1
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

L. SHANH & CO. PAY THE HIGH
est price for hides, sacks and
junk. 210 West Webb ST., Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
DENTISTS.

RALPH c. SWINBURNE, DENTIST.
Rooms 3 and 4, Smith-Crawford
building, opposite postoffice. Phone
main 543.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
PHYSICIANS.

]. A. BEST, PHYSICIAN AND SUR
geon. Office in Savings Bank
building. Phones: office main 154;
residence, main It's.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

DIR. JOSEPHINE S. HARLOW
Graduate OF Boston Institute of Os-
teopathy. Schmidt building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

DIR. NJ. S. KERN. DENTAL SUR
geon. Office. room IS, Judd build
ing. Phone red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
Classified Advertisements
BRING CERTAIN,
QUICK RESULTS
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE

CITY LIVERY STABLE, THOMPSON
street, Carney & Kennedy, Props.
Livery, feed and sales stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line in connec-
tion. Phone main 701.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16
OSTEOPATIIS.

DRS. G. S. AND EVA HOISINGTON.
Graduates Kirlssville school. Suite
1912 Despair block. Phone red
31S1. All diseases treated.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-16

L. 4. VAUGHAN, DENTIST. Of
flee in Judd building. Phone red
l411.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
.,..,.. r.r se,Alss . r..r.

Writing OF the trials aud fluctuations
OF American singers who go TO Europe
to gain recognition. Mildred Aldrich In
the Theater Magazine says;
ITO most singers who have sought
recognition abroad there Is but one
drawback to the European career ~
Is not love Of home that lures them
back 10 the United States. Il Is money.
IL looks iine TO put de lopera' or DE
rOpera Comique' on ones visiting
card. as Is the habit In Europe. but
there Is another side 10 Il. Many
debutantc has sung at the Opera 60
mlque for nothing. some have paid. AMI
some have had tie magnificent salary
OF 200 francs month Just shy OF Slui'
One of the most prominent debuunies
nj the opera saw 5000 francs paid over
Tor her debut. and one woman who
was there two years as regular mem-
Der OF the troupe earned G00O francs a
year lso5 n week.. and she WAS CON
sldcrod favored. cities Ike H0rdelu1
often cct dcbutnutcs at 800 frames
sGW a mouth. and ln thoaier 81 that
sort singers provide their own COS.
tunes. So &c Is small wonder ihat hay-
ing rot ones education, one wants 90
earn money iu che United States"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
wI.hea 4, ~. saiuraa, NIrh,.

One OF our best known manufacture
ers. whose business FOR years has
been done by travelling statesmen. made
up his mind TO call personally upon his
New York city trade as an excuse 20
get to New York. place he had not
visited In twenty years The gorgeous
ness Of the hotels made a great I'M
preston upon him. The best was none
too good. rs he has plenty Of money.
and be Il not afraid TO spend II when
away from home. 50 be put up ut one
OF the palatlal hostelries and had a
suit OF rooms. When he returned he
told his friends OF the magnlhcence OF
the place. the fine furniture. che beauti-
full decorations and the finely appoint
ed bathroom. why" he said. THE
door was tiled. the walls were tiled
away up 20 the ceiling. the tub was
porcelain. there were plenty Of towels.
hot and cold running water. and-and
by gosh. only wished Il was Satur-
day nlghtr'-BOston Herald.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

a man who has resided iu cairo toli
Mls ale as ana Illustration OF the dI-
ctory ways of Arabian trades people
"a certain gentleman ordered "a
swing to hc erected .n Dos garden for
the ure OF Dis little boy aged s.y he
waited and wuItlL hut the swing new
or arrived. In due clnrso of time that
boy grew up % mans estate ana be-
came himself thc father 90 ittle hoy
When DIS son was SIX years Oh De-
remembered how bis own father bad
ordered a swing 20 be made for him.
SO DE- called on tho tudesman. who
lived &C his gate. and asked him 10
send mp the swing that bad been order
"a twenty years beforc The man
agreed 20 DO so. The little boy be-
coming Impatient after three weeks
his father called ugaln and remon-
strated with the Arabian MS o his an
atoriness. The Indignant tradesman
replied that be could not really under
take 10 serve any one who was In
such a fearful hurry"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

According ,o rieuc ds Bh.s Dee o.
tle 'atatoue-" was applied TO one class
o. bookseller long before ue seven
teonih century thogsh that my have
been the period WHOM it camc to refer
20 any .iar of books Tie d.st.u-
cuisine between ule lrrarli alI tle
tt8t.onarL who BAD both Decone SD
numerous il purl Do 1850 thlt Ger.
tain regulations had o. De- made Tor
their control The forrlcr were agents
Tor the sale and loan of manuscripts. q
large SUM 90 money being deposited
when "a manuscript WIS lent. while thc
latter. allowed 90 have stations or stalls
IN the markets. were sellers ana cop
lors OF manuscripts. 40 the time he
wrote there were twenty-nine brokers
and statouers in Paris. not a very dan
gerous number one would thlnE. con-
sidering that Paris from the twelfth TO
the fifteenth century was considered
the chief scat OF learning London
STANDARD.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

A head man In a mauufactory was
watching drayman Juggling at a
heavy case one day. The draymans
face was red. and the muscles Of his
neck were bullying. The overseer. says
a writer In the Baltimore sun, thought
Il was the right moment 90 oner prac-
teal assistance.
wait minute there" he said. Let
me show you how easy Il Is when you
use a little brain with your muscle
And he grabbed hook. stuck Il into
the case. gave a yank and went sprawl
ing Into the gutter under the dray. He
got up. looked at the hook and said.
"Confound Il. the handle comes orr
"Yes. sir" said the drayman respect
fully. my brain told me that. and ]
didn't use II"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
Tn. rin..I Maker Of Delhi.

Here Is an artists pretty description
OF a tInsel maker In Delhi. India: The
sIlken thread from a ball under the
workers feet as he squats on the
ground runs over the hook and Is at
tached 20 the spindle. one rapid sweep
Of the latter along the workers thigh
sets Il going and both the slender. sup
pie hands are free, one Tor the thread,
ono for the reel of tinsel. which In a
fash shoots upward 20 arms length
coiled Ike snake about the spinning
thread The sunlight and the gold
tlnsel together fash mp the yellow
silken thread. seeming % set Il on
IRE"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
Or. W. n. LAWRENCE
DENTIST
ovrs HsswsLLs BOOK STORE
MARSHAL SoULT.
r..,ssh view. ef the Famous Lieu
sennnf of Napoleon.


s~snnf of Napoleon.
..Vhen I hai Soult rs my opponent
could eat. drink and amuse myself
vi,bouf fear OF being surprised. li
was not tliat DE failed 10 be great
eommander. he was wonderful in DIS
way; he knew how 20 collect 10000
men M n hzed point on fixed date
but when be had collected them De
never knew the least 10 the world
what % DO with Them"
So nid Wellington. and on this oc-
casIon be- actually ate sou.fs dinner.
which was 90 course Of preparation for
him. But. though the capture Of The
French marshal seemed Inevitable. De
was already beyond the tolls. having
by a supreme effort cxtrlcated himself
from pcrlls as fearful as ever beset
general"
II was mastery rcircat ana
throughout II De- was noe only watch
Ing for the best advantages to Dc
gained. but testing ODE spirit of h.f
men. His hand was almost ga their
pulses. Dis eye was ever watchfui, and
suddenly. by q stroke almost theatrical
IN SIS effect. be "drew up the troops,
10000 On number. on tie position De
had occupied two months before at
the battle % Ba-i" thus rous.us the
spirits ~ DIS soldiers.
lie continued The retreat facing eve
cry dlmculty ~ country and weather.
but never deferred. and finally crossed
the Cavado Elm fu.l time. Tor the Eng.
Ilsh guns were laundering on the
rear"
lie lad lost about 5000 men: be had
entered Portugal with hfiy-cight pieces
OF artillery; be returned without q
gun. - Colonel J. Hamburg Williams.
C.v. q, ~ u. g.. IN Backwood's Mag
nzine
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

The Hungarian crown. the royal head.
dress worn no their accession by an the
Austrian empcners. is thc identical one
made Tor sier>u and used by him ct
the time 0f bis coronation. more than
500 years ago. Il Is OF pure gold and
weighs nine marks and six ounces
about fourteen pounds avolrdupoisi.
II j. adorned with 80 sapphlres, 30
rubles. ] emerald and 33s pearls. but
no diamonds. II being q notion Ok the
royal stephen that diamonds were un.
lucky.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
Lucky Circumstance.

In the house o. commons no incident
Is greeted with more hearty laughter
than that Of a member who. after an
eloquent Grafton. plumps down ~ his
silk hat on the bench behind him. A
young member who had just made his
maiden speech sat upon his new SILK
hat There were rOars - laughter
An Irish member Immediately arose
and grayely said. "Mr. Speaker. per
init me 20 congratulate the honorable
gentleman upon The happy circum
stance that when be- SAT Oh his hat his
head WAS not IN 81" This remark up
set the dlgnity OF the house, and the
speaker called order. order" amid
roars OF laughter.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

a young man who ls blessed with n
Scotch kinsman need never fear that
he VIII De allowed 20 hold too hlsh an
opinion OF himself
what co you think o. my project 70
study lawr' asked young Wlthcrby %
his grcatuncle. Robert Donaldson, q
person whom be was DESTROYS % pro
pitiate.
Il should call Il a vera harmless
amusement" said Mr.. Donaldson dry
~ after q comprehensive survey % the
young mans fatuous face aud gay
attire. ~ not carried too far"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

4 Sc0tchman was taken by an Amer
lean friend 20 visit Niagara falls. Al
ready his feelings as "a patriot had been
% little frosted by the persistent blow
ing OF hls conductor on the greatness
OF things American Ibid you ever
behold anything SO wonderful as thati"
asked the guide. aye. man. at Pee
blcs I saw a peacock wi wudden
leg" was the unexpected reply.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

There Is nothing 80 irritable 90 q
cough as n cough" Constant coughing
is precisely Ike scratching a wound on
the outside u the body So long as 10
Is continued the wound win not heal.
Let a person when tempted % cough
draw q long breath and hold u until Il
warns and s0othes every air cell. and
benefit VIII soon be received from this
process. The explanation simply Is that
the nitrogen which "a thus refined acts
as an an0dyne % the mucous mem
brane, allayIng the desire 20 cough aud
giving the throat and lungs a chance
TO heal.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

Violence ever defeats is own ends.
where you cannot drive you can al
ways persuade. A gentle word. kind
look. n good natured smile. can work
wonders and accomplish miracles.
There il n secret pride In every human
heart that rcvOlts nc tyranny. You
may order and drive nm Individual. but
you cannot make him respect YOU
Hazlltf.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

Let honesty be as the breath Of thy
soul and never forget o. have a penny
when 40 thy expenses are enumerated
and paid: then shall thou reach the
point of happiness. and Independence
shall be- thy shield and buckler thy
helmet and crown; then shall thy soul
walk upright. nor stoop 20 the sIlken
wretch because be hath riches. nor
pocket an abuse because the hand
which offers Il wears a ring set with
diamonds. Franklin.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
Queer Justice.

Prison Ylsltor-My friend, you ought
not TO complain. You are here 20 sat
lsfy the demands OF justice. Prisoner
Not much I am. For months my
creditors kept urging ne 90 raise mon
cy and then when raised a check they
put me In Jail. I'm blamed n ! can see
how you call that justice.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

Proud Mother Professor Octave call
ed nj our house today. ana my daugh-
ter played tie piano fur him. lie Just
mved over her playing. Her Nelghbor
How rude. Why couldn't he conceal
his feelings Just as the rest or rs doi
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

Dlogenes. lantern Ia hand. entered
the village drug store.
SAY. have you anything that will
cure a coldf' he asked.
NO. sir. have not" answered the
pin compiler
GIVE me your hand" exclaimed Dl-
ogenes. dropping his lantern. Il have
ct last found an honest man"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
nettrr late Than Nerer.

Intelligence has just reached me-
began Mr.. Blodger as be sat down 10
the dinner table.
Thank goodness II IL has at last.'
exclaimed Mrs. Blodger. aud the food
was partaken OF 10 silence
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
CnmfnrfInn.

George. aid You know that I was
going 20 marry your sisterY"
well I heard her say so. but she's
had that idea about 50 many other Eel
lows that ! didn't feel sure about II
TN you told me-"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

Mr. Facetous having his portrait
palniedl-I suppose you want me to
look pleaalntf Artist-Yes. and pay
In advance. Mr. Facetious-Whats
hat for? Artist-Oh. so that can
look pleasant TOO.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17
Th. ORIGINAL Lobbyist.

The lobbyist WIS a conspicuous part
OF the FIRST government established by
Adam and I've In the garden OF Eden.
He was a serpent-Washington G. II.
Record
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

The largest newspaper ever publish
ed in this or gny other country was
the Illuminated Quadruple ConsteIla-
ton. which was issued In New York
city on yr.- 4. 1870. II was a 2s.OOO
editI0a af vas sold az 20 cents per
copy. zine size n the page Of this
sheet WIS 80 10y 40 inches. or almost
forfy-nlnc -. care ct II was "a eight
page paprf is.r N column e. The
page. or Re "a ID. iOl coIuinlr. each
forty-elg.t Dos se a leSeth. Il was
Illustrated "a god pJSLItlts Of Pres
ldcnt Buchanan. Edward Everett. Hen
~ waul Bcechor. y. =. Banks. +. II.
Chaplin. Horace Greeley. Elizabeth
Barrett browning. Alexander won
Humboldt james g. Bennett and sew
eral others. Tho paper c1nuncd thir.
ty-six different poems entire. Que of
them having as many "a sixly-f0ur
eight line vcrEcs. Among other articles
% special note was tar celebrated
Moon Hoax" Published ln i.a5 10
required the work ~ forty person ton
hours per dag Tor eight weeks o. "plt
out" this mamu0ih paper.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

There are only two kinds OF speak
ers. The first Is the man who Is max
ing n good speech and won't finish.
The second O. the man who Is making
n bad speech and can't finish. The lat
ter Is the longcr.-Illustrated London
News.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-17

ton has proposed. and asks me to
give him his answer Ia a letter"
"Sball you DO ~"
ESQ. WIN ie more liberal and give
him MS answer ia two letters