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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-05-29
BIoomer Girls Were Bows.

Parsons, May Z9.-It developed at the
ball game yesterday between the Fort
Scott Athletics and the National
Boomer Girls" that the girls were
men of the Lilliputian type and that
they wore wigs to conceal their iden-
tity- However, there were two women
on the team, the second baseman and
their hands on the ball at all. There
were three other girls that did not ap-
pear In the field at all. They played
on the bench. The several girls that
are carried by the BoIomer Girls -
only two appearing on the diamond, are
carried for advertising purposes and
they certainly drew a crowd.
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ST. Louis, May 29.-Consecutive hit
ting coupled with good base running in
the seventh inning won the game for
St. Louis, TO 4. Thompson was effec-
tive except in one inning. when a triple
by Browne and three singles netted New
York four runs.
Score by innings: R.H.E.
St. Louis -.-.....-.....1 / Q 0 0 -
New York ..-.........0 0 0 0 4 0 10 0
Batteries - Thompson and Grady;
Wiltse and Bresnahan
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Cancinnati 5. plniladeInllIa 8.

Cincinnati, May 29.-McCloskey was
driven Off the rubber by Cincinnati in
the third inning. Richie, who succeeded
him. was hit safely but twice. Cincin-
natl made the claim that 11agee crossed
the plate in the third inning after the
third man had been retired on double
play resulting from a fly to the out
field. but Umpire Conway refused to
allow the claim.
Score by innings: R.HE.
Cincinnati .-.......-..3 0 2 0 0 s-5 s
Philadelphia .........0 0 0 0 2 0-3 9 3
BatteTies-Fraser and Livingston; Nc
Closkey,- Richie and Doom.
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WANTS 70 SEE FOOTBALL.
Prince George Hears of Mass Plays
and Yearns for Them.

New York, May 2s.-'sThe Crown
Prince Henry is fine chap" said
Martin ]. Sheridan, discussing his
Athenian experiences, land so are the
other three=George, Nicholas, and
Andres. I saw more of Prince George.
and I can vOuch for him in any game.
He is a typical good fellow, and one
can't help but like him.
Prince George is born athlete
and sport. He wanted to know all
about the American game of football,
and got very enthusiastic when the
mass plays and all that go with them
were described to him. He said It
ought to be a fine training for SOL
der, and that he would not die happy
until he had witnessed a real game of
football "
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.


Shawnee, o. T, May 29-After a
loss of three games. because of lack
of funds, citizens meeting Monday
afternoon voted to take the franchise
for Shawnee in the South Central
league, heretofore held by Joe Roe,
and the team will play today. Roe left
the team over $1,000 in debt. which
will be paid by the new company. Roy
Congdon, an old time Shawnee man
ager, will handle the team.
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team in the place of Marc Catlin, the
former Chicago star, who has decided
to remain at Iowa.
Barry has played baseball with the
Buffalo and Montreal teams Of the
Eastern league and viii probably
coach the baseball team next spring.
Should he prove himself the man for
the place he will be made director of
athletics and hold position like
Stages at Chicago.
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JOCKEY Ransch Has Bad Eau.

Paris. May 29.-Vanderbilt's Jockey.
lT1ansch. had a bad fall at Chantilly.
hut probably viii be able to mount
again in two weeks. Vanderbilt's horse.
Prestige, continues to be the crack of
ithe year. In an important race at
lChantilly on Sunday all other com
pettors We're scratched, thus givine
Prestige a wal6over.
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no rake Pittsburg's place.

Parsons, Kan, May 29.-The Kan
sas State league magnates meet here
this afternoon to choose a town to take
the Pittsburg team which has failed to
elicit support at home. The team is
now in charge OF J. r. Rockho1d, who
will handle It on its schedule this week
President Bero guarantees the players
salaries until some town takes the
team. Vinita and Cherryvale want to
get It,
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solomon, Kan. May 29.-Solomon
defeated the Hutchinson Boosters here
Monday by a score of 3 to 1. The
boosters only run was scored on an
error. Features of the game we're tbs
fr6eldine, work of the Solomon team.
who made three fast double plays, and
the pitching Of Frasee, who struck out
fifteen men.
Score by innings:
Solomon " 1 = Z = y y y VI
S3oosfere ................-.0 0 O. 20 / o.
F'rasee and Douglass; Deitz and
shears. Struck out-By Frasee IS:
bv Deitz 3. Base hits-Solomon s;
Boosters 5.
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sCORE BYINNINcs.

Springfield ..........0 1 0 %
Topeka ..............0 0 Q 3 Q Is
Earned runs-Springfield 1; Topeka 1.
Two-base hits-Persch, Cole 1, Downs
Three-b base hfts-Ragan. Bases on balls
of McInnis I. Struck out-By Hor-
ton 2; by McInnfs 5. Left on bases
Springfield z; Topeka 9. Double plays
Horton to McLear to Reed. Cope
to McLear to Reed; McInnis to And
rews to Downs. Wild pitch-McInnis.
Hit by pitcher-Graves. Stolen. bases
Persch, Wolfe. Sacrifice hits-Abbott,
Persch, Cole. Andrews. Umpire
Croker TiI1ae-1;ko. Attendance-550.
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scoRE ~ INNINGS.

Webb cts. 2 0 %
Joplin .-.---......0 o Q ~
Earned runs-Joplin 4. Webb City l.
Home runs-Baerwald 2 Base hits
Dalrymple, Shaner. Struck out-By
Shaner, Z; by HoIiingsworth, 1. Bases
on baIls-On Shaner. 3; of -Hollngs-
worth ?. Double plays-Baerwald to
Vanderbilt; Olson to ShinOnek to Arm
strong Stolen base-Bayless. Sacrifice
flits--McDiH. Rom, Vanderbilt, Holdings
worth. Umpir-Longley-
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Raker 1O. ITasken indian ?.

Baldwin, Kas., May 29.=Baker de-
feated the Haskell Indians here Mon
day afternoon by a score OF 10 to 2
Mason held the visitors safe at all
times, allowing but five scattered hits
and striking out batters with ease at
critical times. Bakers BASEBALL PROS
poets for next year are rather uncer-
tain. as four of the team, Mason.
Bloom, Gibbs and Jones, have signed
with Chanute for the coming summer.
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WICHITA.
COT e INNINGs.

wichita ............s / 0 0 10
Earned runs-Wichita 1. Two-base
hit-Willett. Bases on bals-Oh vii
lett 1; off Companion Z. Struck out
BY Willett 8. Stolen base-W alsh-
Sacrifice hits-Miller, Lyons Wild
pitches-Willett l. Companion 2. Hit
by pitcher-Pettig Pencil. Time
1885. Umpire-Brennan-
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for the Nets. made good In the box. The
game was remarkably clean Of bad
plays and errors Neither of the three
errors made caused any serious results
Lewinson was the victim Of an accident
In the eighth inning when Lotion start
ed for home after the bali had been hit
for short, the latter threw the ball and
hit Lewinson on the back of the head
at short range. He finished the game,
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Oklahoma City 3, Leavenworth 2.

Oklahorna city, Q. n. May 29.-Okla-
hona City made it four straight from
Ieavenworth In winning Mondays
game by the score Of to 2. All runs
made on either side were earned Leav-
enworth had the game won in the sew
enth inning. but the double by Wilson
and fhree-ba hit by Lotion, gave the
locals three runs The visitors could
score no more Port the new pitcher
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SCORE BY INNINGs-

Oklahoma city 80 0 O o IS
Leavenworth 80 / o 0 1 %
Earned Oklahoma City 3; Leav-
enworth 2. Left on bases-Oklahom
City 9; Leavenworth T. Stolen bases
Sackett, Rathburn, Pendry. Struck out
By Port 5; by Quiesser 4. Bases on
balls-On Quiesser 6. Two-base hits
Wilson, Rathburn. Three-base hit.
Lotion. Time Of game-1:S5. Umpire
Lewinson
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WESTERN LEAGUE GAMES.
Des Woines ?. Omaha o.

NJlW111-I-~
Des Moines. Ia, May 2s.-Des Moines
shut out Omaha by a score Of to O..
Manske pitched ball up to the eighth
and was replaced by Miller in the ninth.
Score by innings: R.H.E.
Des AGoines ..........0 0 0 20 l
Omaha .-...-.....---.-0 0 0 90 3
Batteries-Manslxe. Miller and Dexter;
Koukalik and Gonding.
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Minnesota Lost to Chioaro.

Minneapolis, Mimi. May 2s.-Chi-
cago Won the track and field meet
from Minnesota by a score of 80 to A.
Captain Barry was the best athlete of
the meet He led his team in scoring.
taking three first places, the discus
throw. shot put and hammer throw.
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Independence 9. ConeyvilIe ?.

Independence, kan. May 29.-Hard
hitting and fast fielding won for the
home team in the opening contest with.
Coffeyville.
Score by innings: r. II. E
Comeyxille ..........-0 0 0 %
Independence ......-.1 o 0 O#-9 Is 0
Batteries-Rich. Wolverton and Reed;
Lindley and Adams.
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threw the runner out at first. Guthrie
left for Tulsa and South McA1ester for
Shawnee. Burke of the St. Joseph team
has been signed by Guthrie.
Score by innings. r. Il. E.
South McAlester 20 Q z-l3 y
Guthrie .........-O1 2 10000 0-3
Batteries-Cooper and White; Price
and Brown. Umpire-Cobb.
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Barry to Coach Notre Dame.

Notre Dame. Ind. May 29-Barry,
q former Dartmouth half back who
made the All American in 1902 and
who coached Bowdoin last year. has
been engaged to coach the football
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SOUTH CENTRAL LEAGUE GAMES
south SfcAlester IS, Guthrie 8.

Guthrie. Ok, May 2s.-south McAles-
ter made it three straight from Guthrie
by winning by a score Of 10 to 3. They
batted Price for thirteen hits. The only
double NAV of the series with South Nc
AIester was pulled off, when Simeyer
for Guthrie caught q dy in center and
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NATIONAL LEAGUE GAMES.
Chicago 4. Boston ?.

Chicago. May 2s.-Chicago made it
three straight from Boston. Two dou-
bles in the first earned one run, Schulte's
home run to the club house in the eighth
another. Boston's two runs and Chi
Cages other two scores resulted from
errors, bases on balls and wild pitches.
Score by innings: RHE
Chicago ...............1o10 O0O2%-4 9 .
Boston ..-............s02 0 0 O 0 20 o. s 2
Bauteries-Brown and Inman; Linde-
man and Needham.
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LEAvENwoRrHs CARNIVAL.
The Feature win Be a Flower Parade
on Friday.

Leavenworth, Kan, May PA spring
carnival that is expected to last the.
remainder of the week opened here last
night. The feature Of the carnival viii
be a flower parade Friday in which
local people will participate
The city was decorated and lighted
BY colored electric lights last night.
Many strangers are already in the city.
The programme, which opened with a
street fair, is as follows:
May 90 Tuesday, carnival and hand
concerts; May 80, Decoration dav. Nav
81, Missouri day and ball at night: .Tllne
I, military and flower parade; June .
carnival day and night
Chicago and Return s2O.OO-st. louis
and Return $12.7O-Santa Fe.
Tickets on sale daily from June I
Final limit returning October 81
T. L. KING. Agent.
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Fort scott II, Pittsburg 4.

Fort Scott, Kan, May 29.-Heavy hit
ting by the home team and loose fielding
by both sides characterized the game.
The locals won. II to T.
Score by innings: R H. E.
Fort Scott ..........z 0 I'll u
Pittsburg .....-...-..0 0 0 l. 8
Batteries-Campben and Finney; La
frappe and Mead.
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LINCOLN 6. sioux CITY 4.

Sioux city. May 2s-sioux City lost
to Lincoln largely on account of wild
throws and fumbles at critical mo-
ments.
Score by innings: R.HE.
Sioux City ............3 0 0 0 0 0 0 IA 10 4
Lincoln .............01 , OIL 0200-6 8 8
Batteries-McCabe and Freeze; Eyles
and Hinran.
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Tulsa 8. Fort smith 2.

Tulsa. I. T., May 2s.-The locals re-
covered their old time form Monday
and won the last game Of the series
with Fort Smith by a score of 8 to 2.
Shortstop Olson Of Tulsa made a sensa-
tional one-hand catch of a line drive to
center.
score nv innings: RH.E
riIIsa .......-......00 122111+S 13 /
Fort Smith .........20 90 0 0 co. o. 9 2
Batteries Cummings and Rogers;
Day and Dennis. Umpire-Selby-
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RuhIIn-F'erouson Bond q Draw.

New York, May 2s.-The bout between
the heavy weight pugilists, Gus Rubin
of Akron, o., and Sandy Ferguson of
Boston, went six rounds to a draw at
the Marlborough Athletic club here last
night.
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KANSAS STATE LEAGUE GAMES.
Parsons Q. BartIesviIle 8.

Parsons, Kan, May 2S-Parsons won
from Bartlesville by a score of to 8.
The locals outclassed the visitors in
fielding.
Score by innings: Ri E.
Parsons ......-...-...0 0 0 80 II 4
Bartiesvilie ..........0 0 0O1 0113 Z 2
Batteries-Parsons, Carter and Bowen;
BartIesviIle. Knine and Huffman. I'M
pire-McGinley. Time-1:40.
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Channfa Il IoIa 0.

lola, Kan. May ga dozen errors,
dumb and Indifferent fielding, tells how
lola lost to Chanute by a score Of IS to
0. Both pitchers did good work.
Score by innings: r H 2
lola ..-.-.-..-.---.--.-V W ~ Z
Chanute ...........-4 421100 OBJ u 2
MISUNDERSTANDING and Armstrong;
Harville and Lehr. Umpire-Eagen.
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Wichita 10 St Losenh O.

Wichita. Kan. May 29.-Wichita won
from St. Joseph, making it three out of
four games; score 10 to 0. st. Joseph
failed to hit and played loose ball. At
tendance. $50.
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Amerdcan Association.

At polis-MinneapoI /; Kan
sas City 8.
At Iouisville-LouisviIle 4 Toledo 9.
At Observation-Disclosures 4; Indianap-
''l 1t St. Paui-st. Paul 2; Milwaukee f.
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Joplin Z. webb CITY 3.

Webb city. Mo, May 29-Joplin won
in the tenth by hitting Shaner for five
hits, which, with a base on balls, netted
them four runs. Hollingsworth was hit
freely, but kept the hits scattered ex-
cept in the second and seventh innings
Baerwald's home run was the feature
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PerCaleS

In light colors, dainty stripes,
polkadots and neat figures-the
very best quality at 2 IL cents
the yard, less than the real
worth of these goods.
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Wash Ginghans

Big lot in short lengths, nice
quality, selling fast. Come be-
fore It's all gone.
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White Goods

Thousands of yards Lawns,
Piques, Dimity and Madras, in
short lengths of 2 to 20 yard
pieces, the very thing for those
pretty shirt waist suits for early
spring and summer, to go at
short length prices.
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DANGER IN DELAY.
Kidney Diseases Are Too Dan
gerous for Johnson City
People to Neglect.

The great danger of kidney troubles
is that they get firm hold before the
sufferer recognizes them. Health is
gradually undermined. Backache,
headache, nervousness, lameness, sore.
ness, lumbago, urinary troubles, drop
sy, diabetes and Bright's disease follow
in merciess succession. Don't neglect
your kidneys. Cure the kidneys with
the certain and safe remedy, Doans
Kidney Pills, which has cured people
right here in Johnson City.
c. P. Pence, clerk in the Bee Hive
department store and living at 4l5 Hol-
ston avenue, says; 81 know from per-
sonaI experience that all the good things
said about Doan's Kidney Pills are
true. l was troubled for a long time
with my back, principally with dull
aching pain low down across the loins
To do any STOPPING hurt me, and if l
lifted anything heavy short, sharp
twinges caught me. l had heard about
Doan's Kidney Pills and concluded to
try them, l did so with the result that
they very quickly relieved and drove
away the backache. My mother has
used them with the same good results,
and l do not hesitate to endorse so val
liable a remedy"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents,
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan 's-an
take no other.
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RMPARTING VlGOR -
Southern Railway Reduced Rates for
Special Occasions.

Knights of Columbus, National Coun-
Gil, New Haven, Conn, June 80, 1906
Tickets for this occasion will be sold
June to 8 inclusive, at rate of one first
class fare plus 81 for the round trip,
tickets limited good to return June 8,
with extension limit privilege June 30
American Medical Association, Bos-
ton, Mass, june 8 to 8, and The First
Church Of Christ Scientist, June 10-l7
For the above occasion tickets will be
sold May 81 to June at rate of one
fare plus ST. for the round trip, tickets
limited uutil June Is with privilege of
depositing same and securing extension
Of limit until July IS.
Southern Conference Y. W. G. A. Ash
vile, n. c., June $40, and Southern
Students Conference Y NJ G. A. Swan
nanoa, n c., June 1925, 1906 Tickets
for the Southern Conferenc Y. w. G..
A will be sold June Z, 8, 8 at rate of
one tirst-class fare plus 70 cents for the
round trip, limited good to return June
81 Tickets for the Southern Students
Conference Y. NJ. @. A. will be sold
June Ia, 10, 16 at rate of one first class
fare plus 25 cents for the round trip,
good to return until June ~, 1906.
Southern Hardware Jobbers Associa-
tion aud American Hardware Manufac-
turers Association, Hot Springs, Va
June 1915 Tickets will he sold for
these occasions June 8, 10, II at rate OF
one fare plus q cents for the round triE
limited good to return Jnne 10, with
privilege of depositing tickets with spe
cial agent at Hot Springs, Va and Sc
curing extension of limit until July 4
For tickets and complete information
concerning any of the above occasions
call on Southern Railva ticket agents.
j. L. Meek, D. P, A,
Knoxville, Tenn.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-06-07

Some one said to Brother Williams,
"They have balloon fad now, and you
can go up and cool off in the clouds
" Yes, sub, " he replied. En- dar's 50
much thunder en- lightnin' up dar, !
reckon lots er 'um will feel lax dey wu2
right at specially de married
folks ATLANTA Constitution.
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Deadly Serpent Bites

are as common in India as are stomach
and liver disorders with US. For the
latter however the is a sure remedy
Electric Bitters; the great restorative
medicine, of which S. A. Brown, of
Bennettsville, s. @ says: They re-
stored my wife to perfect health, after
years of suffering with dyspepsia and a
chronically torpid liver" Electric Bit
ters cure chilIs and fever, malaria, bill
iousness, lame back, kidney troubles
and bladder diseases. Sold on guaran-
tee by Fl. G. Miller, druggist. Price SOC.
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Homecoming Week fer Kentuckians, Louis
vile, Ky lune 13th-Izth.

For the above occasion Southern rail
way will sell tickets to Louisville aud
return June 10, i and 10 at rate Of one
fare plus 25 cents for the round trip,
tickets limited good to return until
June %, with privilege of obtaining ex-
tension of limit until July 20 by depos
iting tickets with special agent Mt Lou
isville, Ky. Call on Southern Railway
ticket agents for tickets and complete
information. J. l.. Meek, D. p A ,
Knoxville, Tenn. june-12
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Following the Flag.

When our 80 diers went to Cuba and
the Philippines, health was the most
important consideration. W.T.. Morgan,
retired commissary sergeant U. S. A., of
Rural Route /, Concord, N. H., says;
81 was two years in Cuba and two years
in the Philippines, and being subject to
colds, took DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption, which Kept me in per
feet health, And now, in New Hamp-
shire, we find it the best medicine in
the world for coughs, colds, bronchial
troubles and all lung diseases Guar
anteed at H. G. Miller's, druggist. Price
SOC and 81. Trial bottle free.
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The other day two good-looking old
ladies entered prominent bank. One
of them wanted a check cashed. "But,
said the cashier, 81 don't know you
you'll have to get some one to identify
you" "My friend here will identify
me-" said the lady. "But ! don't know
your friend, said the cashier. "Well,
said the lady with a whitening smile
"lll introduce you. Judge.
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Death From Lockjaw

never follows an injury dressed with
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Its antiseptiC
and healing properties prevent blood
poisoning. Chas. Oswald, merchant
of Rensselaersville, N Y, writes: " L
cured Seth Burcb, of this place, of tn,
ugliest sore on his neck | ever saw.
Cures cuts, wounds, burns and sores
csc at Fl. G. Miller's drug store.
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Senator, asked the innocent young
thing. (Which is proper, May l go?' or
Can I go'?" "Oh," replied the states
man, sit doesn't make much difference
if you have succeeded in convincing
the right person that you're entitled to
pass. = Chicago Record Herald.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-06-07

"Why is it, she whispered at the
close of the ceremony, "that the BRIDE
groom always looks as if he couldn't
call his soul his own?" probably, "
replied her mother, ats because from
that moment he really can't. Catholic
Standard and Times.
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An Alarming Situation

frequently results from neglect of clog
ged bowels and torpid liver, until con-
stipation becomes chronic This con
dition is unknown to those who use DIR.
Kings New Life Pills, the best and
gentlest regulators of stomach and bow
els Guaranteed by II. C. Miller,
druggist. Price 25 cents.
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"You will understand, sir" DR.. Price
began, "that l can not undertake to
cure your case without a diagnosis -
That's all right, interrupted Nurrich
haughtily, 81 s'pose that's the medical
word for fee in advance. Name yer
fgger. philadelphia Press.
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eyes, " said the young man, ''my ears
are rather large, | must admit; but
large ears are a sign of generosity, l
believe" CHATS right reioined the
fair maid. "They indicate that nature
has been quite generous. Chicago Dali
ly News.
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1t is Absolutely Free Today.

There is no catch about this. If Mulls
Grape Tonic doesn't positively cure
constipation you are out nothing as we
give you the first bottle free. If il
cures, which it will-tell others-that
is all we ask. The first bottle is free to
those who write today. Write plainly.
Address Mull's Grape Tonic Co., 31G
Third avenue, Rock Island, I'll. The
81 bottle contains nearly three times
the SOC size. At drug stores. Try it.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-06-07
Many Children Are Sickly.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children, used by Mother Gray, nurse
in Children's Home, New York, break
up colds in "a hours, cure feverishness,
headache, stomach troubles, teethine
disorders, and destroy worms. At all
druggists, Csc Sample mailed free
Address Aliens. Olmsted, Lekoy, N Y.