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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-05-16
AUCTION
SATURDAY NIGHT.

We have for sale combination Book
Case and Desk, very convenient; two
other Book Cases, Revolving Book
Case, Roll Top Desk, a Tool Chest,
Show Gases and feet long, Barber's
Chair, tall Grandfather" Clocks, one a
brass, eight day clock in fine condition
and a good time piece. All kinds of fur
niture and more coming every day at the
Auction Rooms, St. Johnsbury, Vt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
fsra sebaIia. @isipnri.

GeoaIia er en- Bb pau 10000 Snos
bbggere meo mango Surretntugsbuie 90
to itore Sperabnie. Sbe Ro. Ydcific og
DR. 81. & g., 81. 81, bar to itore Stops
Der. Sebalin er n tribeIi9 9p os eddr
itaoig frcInub, Nn9aaeube Sarmiug,
fan briber Solicit ueo Spopintning og
Sreituiug. @i bar ct 9oot SIimat Der
t Risiourt. 8tutrene Der er life iaa
itrenee, iom De er I9ugere noro. 0tinc
SoreIore leber / RGrbeleu az Clinton,
Deo. ,firti IiI ibS for bette Steo. @i lee
bsbe | @ni6tugtoH Co., Ne6raifa, | 10
aar; iaa fpttebe hi til Seros for min
Wobers SeI6rebs Glib, men iitebetfor at
bItbe beore iaa bIeo bun oaarlieere, @i
bar Ieoet Ser / to Gar, os benbes SeIbreo
bar b9ret u6r9rtet goo. Clinton er
ogfaa en- tribeIig 8s neo en- 1000 Snbs
bbegere, Ser er ire tore @lebatorer os
ct fort Creamery ! Clinton. Ser er life
mango StanSiraoer. Set 5iIbe n9re
triheligt, ON Der bar fIere Noritc Der.
Naiu Rober fan life tale aubet enS uorif.
{ bun tribes bra, ba beuoeS 9eIbreo
er iaa meget beore Der.
ga ie9 tor life itrioe. mere Seune
Sang ba ieg life oeb ON bette fommer i
Srbtsn eler | Yapirtlrbeu. sd oerfor
flute meS en- beuIig Stlieu til 8laOet %
bets 2gIere. Beter Iroeriou.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
wtIOst: setereuttns e1asae.

WeIOst: sotafsntrns esabas.
@eIfomuneu tiIbage Genner % gro'r,
Som oros ODER 8plsen til Nprge
Weh SiIieu og Mliiif til geoiteuor,
Som Dor Der llint blanbt 9lippesSorse.
S9brenes Saga uaareb til 2bft
Snhrenes 2ano at beIfne,
Sc 9erec os Gale, Snblanp og abit,
Sg nnreb SiemlGn8ielsns 2ue.
gi Spnes pi fer ben feitliee Climb,
Z msotes meb 8ebitetnor sornle, -
0a bun Ser mooto9 paa SGbreEaHhs
@rino.
Som oiIbe bun gernene ia1le.
Se s erbeoigt iternte ier 2utb
Ss ipileb iaa bubige Souer.
"a imilts ben 9amle: "9sr mig. ben
8ut,
Gan RIIit bar I1rt. iaa BET mouer".
gi fines, bi Ter / 8nbbeitol sraa
Ser 8ebteiar iibbe / Sauter;
Reus giet sr oimt. ns 9riqerne paa
SiIbage bit Riuoerue banter,
Nainoes bn Ssnner % Setre bro9 no,
Siem / Gmerita io9te.
9a beier ban itg / 8sn til i'm Sub,
GI ban maa be Sernebern reste.
San litter fan % til Sprernes 8rrs,
Sg inberIigt parmt bleu hans 9ierte;
Saa tenfer ban paa Ruiif i oct Gus.
Spor ei mer cr StilsmisieHs Smerte,
2ptter iii alt, iS9r bltr oo9 9lao
8eo biemIige Soner, Tom IpSer.
Saa taffer ban rbrt for Ruiii % Shah,
Naar Saanoeu til 4fIie0 5 bp0er.
Saa ifnI 3 30 Sat for 5iIien 3 bar
8eO 0tuItfenS trpaenOe Iouer,
Set 9roocrbaaub itprfet oisieIi9 bar,
2an9t mere n9rbt eno 02iliouer.
Saf, at = frem iom a~fbolosfof brp9;
sore for goer % andre.
S beroeb ian utap9eu Sare bortiog,
Som frtiter paa @eieu Ri pauorer.
8elfnmueu til6age ba fra Bet 2ano,
Snor SRbrcueS Stebbbtte boiler;
Soor ct. OLAF lGrte apinoe os Rano
8eu &uuit, at be isrseube miller.
ct. Slaf5 aano Loo pie iig itor.
Slauot @eIterbeius Rorrsna<S tauune.
Ut raar ri ital bort fra beune Dor Sorb,
gi life for Sub itaar %tiIitamme.
q. 81. SicIftab.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
Era gtrpauu, @iscunifu.

Sobnfspriierne er 9auife bete; tGut ira
II til 16 a IS Gents Bunbet, .oe bet er
fomme, iom bolSer for 90 Cts. Sms
trent tire SierSebele df bette Vars Sos
bat er iolgt paa Sor5aarS. Sa, BET bes
taller iig at able Sobdf. Set er mango
Tom tiger at BET betaIer fig for 6 Gts.
Yuuhet, men iaar faar be bet bo6belte
o. / erfeIte $tfGloe tire Sarge iaa mes
get.
@t Bsrer M ipert meset 9oIitit ON
Dogen.
SSrer oteu om flyer 2enroot, iaa bsb
rer bt 10, iom tiger 9dntofou, % hOors
for life Saoibfon, ON ieg tor ipsrge?
San er en- ~~ieIflunbe" Manb. SAB ps
ftutte os ONT 3abiofori. @en tiger on,
Ga Spelltte taller bog for 2enroot; men
Dnnrleoes bar oct meb 2aSolette for 2
gar iiben, 0a ban isste @lroernprembebet
for 3bie @mg2 Sulfer on. bpor raieuoe
ban bar paa 8nbcocf, forbi bun Tom
aousresmano bIauSebe fig inS / g8isoous
fius8olttif2 8i, iom bsrte Bob Ga Sols
Iette tale for to Gar iiber, buffer bet
sobt. Ren ban bar btsielig ieLb CLIENT
bet. 0i er ban ieIb Sureneoe StGters
Senator, pe iaa tottmer ban tiIbage til
Biscouitn o9 flyer: gt ma ia en- Gags
fsrertil 9uberuSr, og bet nae BIZ Gems
root. gten bi bill biie Bob ben Abe Sept,
bbem Ri sniter til @lrbernsr; bet ptI
bline Sim 9aotblon meo pberbeISeuSe
Tiaioritet. Seq bill meS oct famine faa
COB at omtale ct Bar at bore 2auosm9uS
fem isger Office / Sermon 60. Chris
8. Seleeiou, iom is9er S6ertffembe6et
briber &iabntarroSforretuiu8 / 8urbb
bar b9ret GsIesior ! Solpu Of Sters
ling flere &ar. San er ontreut ittter
pna Domination, tbi ban timber @euner
~ooeralt. SiIIIut ct Sar Orb ON Dor
go0e 2dtprence 9rirrsrlto / 8eftbp, iom
Tiger 9iitrict GttorueD Sfficeu.
Suffer on life for to &ar iiben, buors
IeSeS ntd bebaublebe Fam / apnnentios
men,. San bar ben eneite &anoioat oa
for 8iftrict Gttorneb, men pan @runS al,
at ~tbe Slate mas 6rofen" opitile6e be
be Ell ing &hootat ira SiIsboro.
Grimsrubs &enner bIeo "tatcn bb furs
prize, o9 @rimSrrib table, men mi tan
er6ber rette paa Stugsn beS at msoe
frem Rem 4be Sept
Wounent.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
Sra aeraus Gonntp, Mpntana.

Set faIber Jug beIeiIis at rioe af ct
Gar Orb iha9. Set er iad, at &orres
fpoubancer fra Spltet er roget at bet
Understandable | gIaSet. aue mtlige
pg imlli9e Saufer tomrer frem. Set
&c en- broget SammenbIanSing af ems
maaoer, Neeuiuger % Sheer. Seq biz
ru PROBE pdn at bert9e SamIin9en.
Sra bette Gountb / Rontaua fan lea
fi9e, at alt ftaar 9oSt til, @egu og Col
bar I CONNER i ri9eIist RaaI bauoret
tiLlnbe. Seror bar ma fnaet ri8sIi9
meo 81, os Sornet fer life bGrit no o.
Yoteterue ma btit bIt bra.
8 De aar, iom ieg bar oGret Der, bar
bet life bGret iaa aooe Sioer fer iom
beuue CONNER. ale Slngs BrnSufter
er Bet goo 8riS pda, o. insen &l1uit er
bet at bi al meo Dem heller. Spren for
GrbciosfoIt bar ogiaa p9ret betbSelig
iterre euo tibItgere. &ronaar maa 1906
fables for berns Edrt at Routunds
Yeotommeube.
Sc iioite gfteroenuinger at Ire suni
gelutniugeu bar M feet lin gu6e Deb
Nfilutniugen pad &rouiugsFeIfIigbeoerne
| SroHbbiem. Otter apiiernes 8srets
niuger ma BET bit babe oGret itorartet.
Selpe Srouinseu nil aabne gis
meme paa mango af be tiIIteSeb9,
renoe for. at Der enhnu | Dor Stb fius
bss mnbttigt, foitbart. Sugleri bGusenOe
igieu fra forbums Sage; % BET / ct
Solt Tom Oct norife.
Set nnbet neo be uetop dflutteoe
SeitIigbeoer. os iom ies isr oirtelis
Spite |, er at 9Orss usieu bar bsnleSet
llblauoets SpmGrtiourbeo paa Jig. Sles
re at lIOIauSets RGetiae bar iaast itaa
aHiiet til aniist msb bet norite 6olt,
omeioef at I'm esen &uuee. Ss Bar
fanet beituet os iat fine Sober paa snms
mel, berentt, bitorif @rmno; be bar
art os madttet forftaa, at seorge sr en-
station bIaHot Gationerns, CO at bet
iom FABIAN bsr baps ct Orb mso gaas
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
fsra esaber, gsinn.

9am Goos8anen toumer. penter pi,
at bet ffaI blios mere 2in oe 8sreIIe Der
Tribe Gettienentet r,nht 2enoer o. @pnff.
9e ipreote SettIere, fom bar boiat ltJ
Der, oiI bel riuteligois faa TIC Here MaI
boer. ber ian hi9Ipe benz til at sisre Sors
ben nbttig. 9eu nbe @ane er mn unber
Spmanliug % ifal tornn,e til at gna
Dper Comm Of Npoie 2ate. 8awn ifal
bp9ees til SomHcren.
q. ellington.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
abeiinif SeerapeIie.

$ Seip3ig fanSt forIeben Ell ret
e~ien0ommelig SoroefGrb SteS,' ibet
ct WebIem af en- abesiiuiertrllp, Der
for &ioen gipiter Spiflanb, bsbe Der
! 9pen. Sans Gabn bar Sasian gs-
iaba, og ban bar 80 4ar ganlmel.
Baa 9pens airfesaaro bapoe fire
at bans aammerater grapet bans
@rap, noget afitbes ira ale De andre
@rapiteoer. Otter obeslinif &itlis
ifaI ben bsbe forbes Iamme Gag, ban
bar braget oct iioite Suf, % Crit
pens Smpreiario ftf ga ogiaa @tpns
btgbeoernes Samtpffe til at foretage
8egrapeIien ttbligere, enc oct eIers
tiaa6es; bertmoo funSe bet life til.
itebeS abeSiinierne at fsIge Seres
6pbreIanS8 Sftf: at iorbe Sen bsoe
itoen Site.
50 og tppe borbopeOe g~(besIiniere
| bel9enbe bDi0e 8urnuS'er fulgte
beres 9ammerat og lsfteOe utoer
monotone, iogte Bonner Sen itHtple
bruno Site neb fra &ogneu. Zen
%fornelnIte al Dem bar Surbun. Neo
lam | SpiOien besob be iig ben til
ben fun en- Weter bpbe 8rap. Ser
fog De SnnoaIerne al, og fire al Dem
iteg neb / @raoen for at fage mob
&iiten. 9e andre itilebe zig op bag
beO biltanben / &nffer paa ire WonO.
RRrmeit @ranen itiQebe Sltrbons
manoen fig op, eiter at Ser bar ble'
bet breot ct rsbt Sial UNDER 6sOoerne
paa bart, og begpnote paa 9sunerle
for oen ofbeSe, Der mart bIep no.
talte meget tpoelig og mart table Jig
/ iagte Sbiifeu. l1noertiSen faIOt De
andre tub me0 9Iaaeifrig. timber
itor Sarm itiaebes aiIten neo / 8rd.
ben. Bar set moaife WisforueieIie
ober, at oen bSoe life mnatte l9gs
ges / Sorben uben 9iite? Den De
foritob at biplpe fig. 2ige meO ct
tog De 2aaget al aiiten og Iagoe set
paa 8rsniuGret. 9dl iaa man Ben
lante afosoe, Der Iaa inObpaet / ben
bbibe 9urmis me6 u~oitrafte arme.
Surtig brebte De ober 8raDen ct fort
bpiot alpoe, og unber bette gif fire
unge a6esiiniere ! Sag meS at iRgge
SorOflumper ODER 2iget. Gerpaa
bsrte man Dem / oen tiIbnffebe 8rap
iitemme ct Ssreefpab for 6eres al.
SsOe Ben. Gnbelig fierneSes otter
&lGoet, a6esiinierne iteg op igien.
aiiten luffeoes, o. SorSeu bnISrebe
Sumpt ue6 paa aiitelaaget:
Meb raierSe Sprigbeo arbeibeoe
MI be forte WenueIfcr meS at tiIfaite
@raben. Zen, Der ingeu SfobI bnooe,
fog SRnSerne til SipIp, og | 2sbet
al fna Wtiuuter bpRIueOe 8rabbsien
fig ODER oen urise Nnno. Deb SopeS.
og SoSenSen al siIten raaeSe forte
Stape | geirct. SiIiibit fnpIeoe belle
SeIifa6et rurtbt ON Ssier. me6enB
TO al benz, efter en- gammeI 8enne.
bog, De baobe meo, toeoeSe Sen iiS.
ite Ssrseians til Acre for Sasian
Gsiba.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
Sptere 0pef.

Iaa Song Sscnr I's Reiie | Ror'
O. bIeO fsIseuoc Sist frepet Of en-
GIore alofter:
Cub heodre goress aouuiug
og bans uuge Bin.
Glib ban ei utda probeutere
RoroeritadIetS &niol
Glib ban IGH9c MAJ reerere
nbi Rorges 9dnbl
@io ban ei mna trepentere
for pda @rapeus Ranb!"
9igtet bleb pna aougens Reiie
qjennem p~eSfommenbe 4loffers
@ygb opl9it for Sans WaietRt og
bafte ieluidselig itor @tunterbeb.
alofferen TflIbe bog efter Siser.
be babe felt fig noget ffiiffet oner. at
ban inseniombelIt 9elsunttg ut for
tit 1igt. probliftet bnobe toitet Dam
monge ispnlsfe Ratter.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
eammentsS. 9iSIia senbaa @er.

Saumenitso. SiSlis Ssnbag Ror.
gen Ben lobe rsnbte ct Srneitran paa
gemnielpmria- gonen IND paa ct ar.
beiSstrGn peb Gang Soaop, go.
5olfeue paa arbeiostrRnet for HE.
2 al benz bleu or9bie og Z bIeu an'
reoe, be 4 ian aioorlis. at be neppe
fan Iebe. 5rasttrGnet Hop let, ioet
fun acknowledgement fom iii Sfaoe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
SDg 0OpcOpinc
fan forebDgges.

sRtis gslis o. 8osarbus, u. 3. .. 81,
@eitfelb, n. .. i~iriDer;
"Scs bar liSi uitstt at ips SopsspiHt,
men ct mn aIStlts fri for ben Slaae. BEG
bar life fDlt iaa pel paa ii War, Tom leo
eisr mn. Sea pil aabtfalt Strnua %
&aualia til al. lissnSt. SEC oil iigt:
e'Ho ptliisHt Sr. Sartmau % bans piSs
nnbtrIiat Mibltr."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24

nSan Tan trpst iise, at blnHbt bette
~it SANDS Suiuber Ct Der mtubit en-
MiIiun, ium IiOer at Suuebpine.
3it pisie 5ibsr Iibsr be Smsrtru al
puIisreube 1inbiussr, ipse Tapsr %
p9rteube 4srper.
Or. Sartluan far paaltanetyo at utauge
al bisie GtiiGloe berur paa'eu fataratF
9ilitano / Surbstelies' Us unberIiOs'
prganerns.
8eruna linorer &atarrh, % SuusOs
piuer opbersr | sllminoslisbeo.
Saamause 8uinoer sr blepue biuIpne
peo bette @iooel, at Der ian life bare
1pil ON bets Sirtetraft.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
0eIfomH= SiHem.

Til etnseHter. MsnHffurpist ssb ct. Olaf
College
| GnIeorirg af bets SiIbaeefcmft ira
Standardization | 9orge Sommereu
1905.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
korrespondance

aprrsippnbonrrr ustu Rarn o. asrrss iuars ife
hef ninefs eeufhn III. be bin lite ensau3 siers
remiaite al &reafticurn. Racuct piI iffe bliee
cNsntfieeiOrf. meomiaer, p~ssfpmneuee asrrr.
iprHesns suifer bet, men ReeafticHea riaa bare
RasRst % GDresieH.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24

iionernes Mono. Tcttc er ben Rpttc.
ipn ies ian ie Deb a~rpuiasen. Seoe
sainle Sicpgei
81. aasIanbl
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24

3 oarnt Ser RnOerbstat farue pabeubl for isapaape'
fra g fDr ussrH 5ar0r. s faa SufrGOe uGc eabef at ben uoerHs.
bie fGrue iuseS op Oes SAptp al ct Stgtte 5ratpGyir, tasr man
tan biRipe fs ueSstStptte NptSpdpir.
On edrpspuhe oil pursi Here aar. Stulne bent 2sbetoi 10
eGer IRE GGr bfpe Hpert fprfBr, faa tnt' rlnn Blot rruhpe. pua en-
Sraabe @tpoertH os BEN utf bibe Igs faa COB iot nh igieu.
Sadr man life so6t Aitrpt ben igrts Sang. ia fprfDssiaisn
Sat Stsmpelst HABIT ueb paa EGpirst, eer iat ben se Sibe ues
isrt, Ds ~brng.oeHs glnuos, fomp asisr bebt. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
eusr forigh.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24

Old maids would he scarce and hard to
find,
Could they be made to see
How grace and beauty Is combined
By using Rocky Mountain Tea.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
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Hddo
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Dinf.
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49,

ship albees ipbaut Rnsu o. abresk, for at lippe at sdf tsonoes.
shmpirue utfrrss I 9tabsts 5crrtuine % be oil Eipe aS6ts en- Cana
ON laeH, % man oil oeriOr unbsriom femme til at bme npgle Soae lenaere
eub pa en- aubsu grnmis
abresie: .. ananSien, Dceerab, 5ospa.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
Return in Ten Days to
Ole Glemstad,
R3, Box 81, Waukon, Iowa.
OLE SIMONSEN,
GUNNIsoN, sANPETE CO.,
UTAH, u. 8. A,

Speufuueuoe Gesutns ptr en- en- Gubbefsupel mO gaaun o. aSress
iamt 5arppubs en- nuban ~Subbepump~ T unlmiubeIs npns tmouse ELs
Fpbe baaoe for Reurnring ai 8rebe, iOm life r tOmmsu aunsiirn ibruSs
iamt iom shmpel paa greps Ueunser en- iticsr os TT gaou mspt ~Hpbeist,
% en- iGabau RaoHeRsupel pu furbiRore 5urfHhlier pg mango andre utsbageA
Jgbeber.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-24
st iaaOant 'Sntit'' ieHbss fun Preuie reS SlaOst fnret liars
Notwithstanding og fen Gents ertra til at betae
Yorto, N0nuoluf on ,,{u0pafiitl

SSisi bet iubs Ssp6, 81 80 trOTeoes, Hl en- 9urmn6us bipefu
ihebetOr auusfrmpsL Grfartus bar inrtps at'ot life fan Fnoes saousFgmp
meo 8laot for $1.25.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-03-03
CAN YOU FIGURE THIS OUT?
Remarkable Mixup In RcIationship
Keeps New York Town
GuesSinn,

n the people Of Gouverneur ever begin
TO figure out the relationships that are
likely 10 grow out of the several marriages
between members of the Brown and the
Price families here the harvest Of lunatcs
will he appalling When in 1900 Francis L..
Brown wdower. and Electa NJ. Price,
widow. each with three children, were mar
ried, there some speculation as to how
the two sets Of youngsters would assimi-
late into one family Not a few pessimist"
Wagged their heads and sagely prophesied
That there would be a grand "bust-up"
-sboner or later.
,lBrown. with his wife and the six chill
III Ten. took IN his home on the Price farm,
ia there. despite the croakers, all lived
." harmony year after year And as for
az humiliation. young Earl Brown and his
s.Ipsister Alice Price. fell in love and
wee married two years ago. The second
o'op in amalgamation, with the promise OF
o""S quent genec ic-i";l complications was
,l"" Yesterday, when Eugene Price
of Alice Price Brown. married
~, Brown, sister of Eugene Prices
in-lew. the said Lena taking as
- band her own brother-in-law' haV-
- he marriage Of her brother 10
-, 80, her stepsister become the
80, ,'n-"iaS of her stepsister, and by her
e the sister-in-law of her tul
80 -. ", NY nothing OF being double
proyr - the aforesaid Alice Price
pIo",,' iNnd Nather and her stepmother
~, ma rriage, her father-in-
l., aHu "e' "l", ler-in-law, and the same
have married. -
The foregoing is a b, No.. calculations
II any one dares to discS 60, Tho f,,turc and
place the relationships ON ,i,o obi,dre, tbat
may come to Alice Price n arown and Lena
Brown Price and the chiiSdren of thes,
children. There is still left uii .r,orried an,
child OF each set. a boy and 81 rho,
are too young TO marry. but thS,,, hay
shown such strong attachment for eSZc
other that the outcome OF their fondness
will no doubt result in a wedding.-New
York World.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-03-03

to be sure that know my own mind. A
girl in the early Dos is too apt to be mis-
led by a passing fancy
Here are the views of some Of the men
members.
81 cannot afford to marry before l am
3d. one OF them declared.
THE college courses have been so length
ened that man is generally rs before he is
ready to stand shoulder to shoulder with
the others workers in the world" said an
inferno In one of the hospitals. 4 am &c
and I still have to make my start in prac-
tice. If by the time I am 30 l have an in
come that allows me to marry, 1 shall be
doing WE'LL
sweeteninE the PHI.
A graduate student Of Columbia gave as
his reason for joining the club 1T
sweetens the pill of having to remain a
celibate. The case of the embryo professor
is as bad as that of the embryo doctor.
Without Phi d. there is no use to hope
for a decent college position. That means
three at the very least often four or five
years of graduate study. both in this coun-
try and abroad. And at the end of that
time the man has had no practical expert
ence and may have to be an underpaid
assistant for a year or two. Marriage is
out of the question until the twenties are
pretty we'll passed"
The club does not discourage sociab!lity,
it's members fraternize
Il never had a real man chum before !
Joined it," one of the girls said, land never
before was l treated by the men as IL l
were equal. They know that ] do not
want to marry them. I know that they do
not want TO marry me. All trace of self
consciousness is thus removed from our
friendship and we have the jolliest times
imaginable"
The club members, as a body. seem TO
ignore the existence of a certain little blind
boy. Yet he had a finger in the human
pie long years before the Thirty Years
Marriage club had appeared on the crust.
and he will in all probability be as powerful
when it has been swallowed up by time
The very freedom OF intercourse on which
the members pride themselves is an invita-
ton to Cupid. Nor are all those who sign
the pledges so earnest as they would have
II appear One chapter is especially -four
ishing. but as an outsider cynically re-
marked:
That is entirely due to the secretary
The masculine members all want TO marry
| her. Each has Joined the club in the hope
that when the fatal thirty mark arrives
the date that sewers her connection with the
club-he may be the happy man to lead
, her to matrimony"
Already friendships have developed be-
| tween members which seemed TO beIong
TO stage beyond the platonic In one cas-,
Vassar graduate and a man who hail.
from the University of Pennsylvania, boti
architects, have formed a business partner
ship. Their friends predict that the Iega
contract will one day take the form of q
marriage license
They may be tempted to agree with I
Philadelphia illustrator who recently mar
ried under conviction that it was NOR,
Of an interruption to her work TO be courte,
than 1t would be to be married The Thirt,
Years Marriage club will then lose tw,
| prominent converts-New York Sun.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-03-03
HUM0R OF CLERICAL BLUN9ERS
Solemn Pose and Attitude of Rexer-
ence Readily transformed Into
Comedy.

II must be admitted that the blupders
and jests clerical stand for some Reason
, pre-eminent both in number and in mirtb
producing qualities The reason, of course
is not far to seek: the very surroundngs in
which they occur, the very upsetting ~
ones preconceived notions of reverence, oil
tend to cause a reaction in the ordinary
mental equilibrium, and the simplest mi q
take of accident under such circumstance
assumes the proportions of a huge comedy
The divine who is drawing the attentio,,
of his congregation to a special communion,
service on the following Sunday informed
them that the Lord is with us in the
forenoon and the bishop in the evening" is
chronicled with praying for the children of
his parish in these words: And now o
Lord, bless the lambs Of this fold and make
them meet for the kingdom OF heaven"
While a Scotch minister innocently. per-
haps, hit the mark by telling his people.
''Wee friends. the kirk is urgently in need
of siIler: and have failed to get
money honestly, we will have to see what a
bazan do for US
There is a certain amount Of excuse to be
made for the young curate who, remarking
that some people came to church for no
better reason than to show of their best
clothes finished up as he glanced over his
audience: Il am thankful TO see, dear
friends. that none of you have come here
for that reason
An Irish clergyman is credited with hav-
ing concluded a powerful Grafton in this
fashion: MY brethren, let not this world
rob you of a peace which It can neither
give nor take away" Which is coupled
with the remark Of a fellow country coll
league who in reasoning with a woman who
had lost her faith in Christianity told her:
Well you will go to hell, you know and
shall be very sorry, indeed, to sec you
there"
But what can be said OF the negro student
who. conducting the prayers at on" Of the
great missionary colleges, said: Give us
all pure hearts, give us all clean hearts.
give us all sweet hearts" to which the en-
tire congregation made response, Amen
The giving out OF church notices has
often proved a pitfall for the unwary
During Lent" said rector lately, sew
eral preachers will preach on Wednesday
evenings; but I need not give Their names.
as they will be all found hanging up in
the porch"
II was a rector who gave out hymn be-
ginning Awake, my soul, stretch every
Omaha daily bee., 1906-03-03
WON'T WE'D TILL THEY'RE 80
College Girls Take the Pledge and
Organize Club.
YOUNG MEN MAY COME IN, TOO
Curious Organization of Matrimonial
Eighties United to Remain
singIe-CIub Said to BE
Success.
YOUNG MEN MAY COME IN. toe

The Thirty Years Marriage club has been
formed In New York City. It is even de-
clsred to be growing in membership.
A Manhattan girl. who in spite of her "A
years is already obtaining recognition as an
illustrator, was month or two ago asked
TO join the club. At first. misled by the
name. she was aghast. Then after the pur-
pose of the organization had been explained
to her. she laughed.
Pledge myself not to marry until am
80" she exclaimed. THAT would be SUI
perhuous formality. for there is not the
slightest danger Of my entering into matri-
mony before that time. / am too much
engrossed in my work.
And yet" she added more soberly, Il
believe that the club is good thing Many
people have not the courage of their con-
victions: this may supply the necessary
backbone"
Finally she consented to Join after this
fashion:
II YOU think that my joining the club
will help my girl co-workers TO live their
own lives in defiance of foolish criticism,
will become a member. Besides from a
more subjective standpoint, IL will be an in
spiration to me TO be Identified with body
of young people who care more for their
work than for anything else in the world.
The Thirty Years Marriage club was
founded by little group Of seniors in CO.
educational college, but 1t now has mem
bers in many parts of the United States
Although n majority are college graduates
men and women widely differing in train
ing and vocation have signed it's pledge
And the motives that led them TO It are as
various as their callings.
The women members are decidedly inter.
III
for fame. There are butterflies among
them.
Pleasure First. Duty Later.
one St Louis belle is not afraid TO ac
knowledge that she belongs TO the Thirty
Years Marriage club.
When girl is young. and has money
and friends. and some share of good looks
life is so delightful that marriage and fl
responsibilities seems a doubtful supple
ment." she said frankly. Il feel like post
poning 1t until l have somewhat satisfied