The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-11-10

IN public life the tools of tho 49,.
seem to consist principally ., wv ~
muck rake and the whitewasb bruss ~
Philadelphia Record.
Little Willie-say, pa? pa-u.,
Wnat IS 1t, my son? Little wilns
VINO loses all the fault our peiabho,.
hnd?-chicago Daily News. '
Yes said the architect. ~ o,,.
had an independent fortune Int ~.
1t all. All" exclaimed the sb,a a,s.
nlah' l. suppose you built house n,
yourself. philadelphia Ledger
Say, what's the matter with NJ.
coffee" queried slopay. Same thin, il,
enat the matter with you, SUPPOSE
answered the landlady; its Ii,,'.
SLOW about settling."-Chicago Dali,
News. '
cholly-Pushing sort of fellab. th,,
he has been twying to cultivate =,
society lately Miss Kuox-Hov
thoughtful of hina. A little cultivate,
wouldn't hurt you a bit.-Phlladelnh;,
Ledger.
Miss Pyephase-Sir | heard W,
telling Miss Brown that | looked like
chrome. Mr.. Phocksy- Yes-erL
meant that any one could see at once
that you weren't painted-Clevelani
Leader.
Then you have no sympathy for the
deserving poor?" asked the person
working for charity. Me-" replied
the ricn and great man. why. sir
have nothing but sympathy for Them
milwaukee, Sentinel.
Physician (sympathetically)-I re-
greet to inform you that your little
sons mental weakness is lncurable
Mother-How fortunate it is that We
are SO rich. No one will ever notice
1t.-American Spectator.
do you think animals feel pain a
deeply as We do?" I've never studied |
the subject, but it is safe to say that |
they don't worry as much as we do /
over pains that have not yet been felt
Chicago Record Herald.
Senior Partner-So, that new sales
mans gone, Ell? Why, I thought b
was a most careful, painstaking man
Junior Partner-I've found him most
painsgiving. He gave me so many
just fred him.-Philadelph Press
"A man in politics should have lott
of friends, shouldn't he?" 1T d.
pends,' answered Senator Sorghum
ION whether they are friends who
want to do something for you Of who
want you to do something for them
Washington Star.
May Pechis-Jack Cooley called
upon me the other evening. Mr.. Chez
lus-Huh! How did you survive II!
l suppose he talked about something
iGiotic all the time May Pecnls-
Well, yes, he spoke about you quite
great Philadelphia Press.
Mixed Metaphors in Connemars-
Sportsman wonder what's become
of Mike? l told him to meet me nele
tits no use tellln nln
Sure, sorr, ut just goes y
at wan ear and out at the otner, aS
wather off a ducks back!-Punch
That's Mr.. McFront. His daugneH
is one of the most charming ia
I've been out at his house and ne %.
asked me to call again Get ou''
You can't make me believe you eau ~
his daughter" NO, l dldnt can
his daughter but to collect puA
Press.
Deacon Giles-Doctor, there's
question | have been wanting 10 -.
7ou. In what language did tne q.
speak to Balaam? The Rev.
its own language -
aam had been making aneess OF n''4
self and he had no trouble N unu''
,tanding.-Chicago Tribune.
The man. relying on the adase' nav
1rally supposed he had nothing Nv.
. fear so YOU can imagine his ~
,ternation when Opportunity knsa
It his door a second time. faie.s
long farewell, to all my soouD :,
le exclaimed, and then, witnou. =
,ther word. for he was brave SOY. ~.
vent out, and became rich, ana w
,nhappily ever after.-Puck.