The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1906-12-28


is Maude taking a day off to cele-
brate her birthday" mo; she's
taking year off Boston Tran
script
did the old man settle anything
on his daughter and her husband when
they married?" Eyes, indeed, he did;
he settled himself. Baltimore Amer
lean
eve can't get all at once into the
exclusive circles, ma. We haven't
got the prestige" We'll law sakes,
Sairy, can't we buy some?" Balti-
more American.
Noll-"Mr. staylate is just the MIC
est thing going Believes; but
the trouble is you can't get him start
ed going until about midnight" -
Philadelphia Record
The Owner-"Why are you arrest
ing us?" The Country Constable
wal, l need tn money. I'm trying
ter git enough from fees ter buy an
automobile myself! Life.
Bobby, did you have good time
at the picnic?" Eyes, mother"
why didn't you stay until it was
over?" What was the use, mother?
We were through eating. milwaukee
Sentinel
"a man in public Office should not
be Indifferent to this worlds goods
NO" answered Senator Sorghum.
"but it is not always wise to let him
self be caught with them. Wash
ington Star.
do you know of anything that is
really good to preserve the complex
ion?" asked Miss Middle. "WhyH"
inquired Miss Knox. Are you inter
ested in somebody who has one?"-
Philadelphia Press.
Gritty George What's de matter
wild Dusty? He don't seem so anx-
ious to sleep like he used to-" Sandy
Pikes-"No, somebody told him de
mind works while we are asleep
Chicago Daily News.
Il suppose your motto is, BE sure
you're right and then go ahead"
Not in the financial game" answer
ed Mr. Dustin Stax. my motto is,
BE sure you're ahead; them you're all
right Washington Star.
"That man insists on trying to be
bigger than his party" well, an
swered Senator Sorghum, "If he keeps
on trying he will probably succeed in
at least being bigger than what is
left Of Washington Star
"The early bird catches the worm"
said the aphorist yes" answered
the iconoclast. But look at the
owl He stays up all night, gets a
reputation for wisdom, and never
gets shot at Washington Star
Il tell you, | stand before this
painting, awed!" "No!" Eyes,
sir. It gives me a new notion Of
Omnipotence." well / declared"
"Only to think sir, that the Lord
could make a sunset like that, if He
chose!"-Puck.
Remember" said the melodramat-
c man, "there are things in this life
that money cannot buy" EYES," an
swered the impecunious person wear
lily, "but | had enough of them long
ago. What l want now is a change"
washington Star
Windig-" Miggles formerly opposed
my views, but now he agrees with me
in everything" Marks-''How do
you account for it?" Windig- "Give
it up. I'm not sure whether I con-
vince him or only make him tired
Chicago Daily News.
Chance-"Now that your summer
vacation is over l suppose the prin-
cipal thing you'll have to save money
for is your girls Christmas present"
Bendick-"No; two presents; hers to
me and mine to her I married her
last week. Philadelphia Press.
No neutrality-suspicious. your
new chauffeur" Carr-"Had to fire
him; he used to be a motorman"
Chuggerton-"Too reckless, eh?"
Carr Reckless, nothing! Why I
couldn't break him Of the habit Of
slowing uD at CROSSINGS! PUCK.