Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-04-29

Settler from New York, ladies and gem
tlemen! Settler from New York! Fizzy.
effervescent sputtery seltzer Highly
charged and bubbly, Misunderstanding and
harmless Settler from New York, ladies
and gentlemen! Settler from New York!
On divers and sundry occasions, ladies
and gentlemen. have we visited the big
tent. Sometimes the show has been in
progress. Occasionally sweet solitude has
reigned under the wide expanse of canvas.
We have witnessed a quorum of seven
members transacting important public
business. We have seen 1856 disinterested
patriots voting themselves some real mile
age on a constructive recess basis.
Sometimes we have viewed the humorous
side of life. Now and then we have trified
with tragedy. But today, ladies and gen.
tlemen, let us throw dull care to the winds;
let us leap into the ambient and crack our
nimble heels; let US make noise like a
bug ward; let us deal with pure farce
comedy; let us view the Honorable William
Sulzer of New York.
Settler from New York, ladies and gem
tlemeni Settler from New York! Fizzy,
effervescent sputtery seitzer Highly
charged and hubby: notwithstanding and
harmless Settler from New York ladies'
and gentlemen! Settler from New York!
BY birth Sultzer, by adoption Settler;
christened William Appolinarts Sheboygan
Deeprock Kissengen; by ambition a syphon
the gentleman from New York has fixed
effervesced, sputtered and dubbed in po-
five years the Honorable William was a
member of the New York legislature.
History tells US that while in that body
he was highly charged and hubby, nom
Intoxicating and harmless. The Honorable
William Is now serving his sixth term in
the House. We are daily furnished with
evidence that he is still highly charged and
hubby; still non Intoxicating and harmless
Dear old William Appolinaris sheboygan
Deeprock Kissengen Settler Sulzer!
Ladies and gentlemen. list to me. There
are some gifted persOnages in the big tent
We have pointed out few; we hope to get
around to some others later in the season.
But right here and now we want to give
the Honorable William his due. We want
to pay him tribute. We want to dof our
lid and remark that the Honorable William
is the only performer in the big tent who
can rise In his place and give a finished
Improvisation of a man who has just swal-
lowed seidlitz powder in two sections.
Such effervescences So many buildings,
So Notwithstanding! So harmless! SHORTY
old William Appolinaris Sheboygan Deep
rock Kissengen Seltzer-Sulzer!
And the Honorable William, ladies and
gentlemen, Is frequently rising In his place
He often initiates the separated seidlitz
powder specialist. And always is 1t about
something Of the greatest Importance
Ever Is he charged with bubbles and pa
triotism.
Invariably Is he carbonated and sincere
Let us suppose, ladies and gentlemen
that 1t is of a Monday. The Honorable
William rises in his place to do his, ceie-
Drated separated seidlitz powder stunt.
Mr. Speaker" he sputters, in the pene-
trating tones Of the born bubbler 81 want
to know why the miserably inefficient, scam
GalouSly powerful and outrageously insolept
committee on rules that runs this House
hasn't reported my resolution introduced
day before yesterday at half-past four
o'clock In the afternoon"
ITO what resolution does the gentleman
referf" demands the Speaker.
"Evasionr' cries the Honorable William