The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-04-05
THISTLES.


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sss4 sfesg~sss Tor Hsss ssAriss ths sspfe'
nsey.
--yson fAshss--i 49, cur raxrclsD "a
eelnx 10 sci Scr charity. hs sue Brssss
II. vcsla ssn charity n be ~csldsi
scf.
Arc yss Foins s~ay THIS sumner
Sssr stsv. We oil either 20 svsv o.
slss star q, hems ana Taxa Ice.
II ~osIdrf call Dssbscn 81 artist Tbs
psstara be palate ara frlsbu. Not zoe
s~xal 10 sss haw esfiy he torn.wcsxie'
people ais bsyits than. Be- certainly
On srflst.
DO ycs think thai travel viii enable
that ycuns nan 10 make q bette, inpres-
ssebi Yea. answered MIS-! oayenns, dur
Ing bic atssncs.
--ltt funny that undsrtahsrs should b.
~ called. why 90 Because they're The
snai ovsrtahsrs Of us all.
The TOO grirrly bears bad last board
ID ths arb. Whose chsunsuis are they J
asked Noah.
--rfrst Mae Teschsr--That newly AZ.
pointed school oonnisslsper says he thinks
svssv school should have = woman pripci.
pal. sscond Mails TeAchsr--I know Il. He
ssys he vas brought up to vote for ''prir-
siplss, not rsa.H
Does your wife ever 90 through youI
poctsss' No. She ueuldnt dare. Would.
mt daref wsuldnr dare 10 do anything
that savorsd 70 much Of idiotIe hopeless
SEES.
why did you persist 10 calling your
visit TO this eousiry lsst seaasn . farewell
tssf' asksd her manager coldlyf II wal
In 10 sense q farewell. Yes, IL was, re.
piled The famous prima dsssa, / Jared very
we'll.
--Brasg--About meath age fell into
. nice Job ~ assistant manager, and ths
manager ted me II made good bed raise
ny mlary. Shrude--Ysst what are ysu
doisg nowy
You say Bllxgins' speech made you
thinki Yes. had 70 keep thinking -
bard ~ could 10 keep my mind on the
tirssons nonssncs that Bligsins was talk.
ing.
--Hostsss--This 10 = very select party.
I've invited emily tho very best people,
Host--But who are those two men In the
csrnsr' Detectives, to see thai
nothing IL stolen.
II An sorry, said the doctor, but Jour
little girl win not be able to speak for sev-
sral days. Then II will be safe. said the
anxious mother, for me to invite the mis-
lister to tea, WON'T III
Hell see that bacon TO the value OF
over 1000, 900 was imported BY Great
Britain In 1904. Shs--wby did't know
be ever wrote ~ much ~ that.
--Tom--I thought you told me Misc
Sewer was good looking Dick-Quits
the contrary, old man. ! said she looked
good.
The Bors-Ysss, ! always say josi
what think. The Bored--Indsed, tha
accounts for your silence, then.
Your wife has great Conscience In you,
hAsn't shsf Ishould say she has, answer
I'd Mr.. Msskton. She depends on me abso-
lutely to take care Of the dog when shs
goes away.
DE your jskes seem funny to You the
second time you zee ,hemt Uked the priv.
LEGGED friend. Not when they come back
to me In manuscript form, admitted the
Joke carpenter.
--Mary-They issued q hundred and fifty
wedding Invitations. Jane--Dii they gel
Get many valuable pressntsf No; they
bare made expenses.
You dent mean TO tell me that you lot
ysur wife 20 ahead and charge things TO
you without giving Any account Of them
Ycs. In that way. you see, I am Away
abls to be happy hopIas for the best up to
the time the bills come In.
And you say you are looking for work.
asked the kind lady. Yes, mum, replied
rnTrled Frankly, but can't ind 1t. Poor
man. why did YOU leave your last place
wus pardoned, mum,
Why did he marry herr Because che
used TO trump his ace At whist. What had
that 10 do with III Well, he thought b.
csuld manage woman who didn't have
have any more brains thas that.
Johnson has developed into confirm.
u kicker, but his wife car handle hin
every time. He Kicked last right bscaun
his disner VAS cold. what Was his wife,
plAy' She made 1t hot for him.
Gould you give poor man q quArtsl
ssr 81, bit 10 satf See here. fellow, 20,
are the same man gave quarter 10 yes
tssday. Say, boss. dent folks In your s
81 disner Every day'
--reachAms wife doesn't chatter .
much ~ abe used 10. No. Peacham cur
I'd her. He told her that whsa her lr
were Gloss together they formed psrfes
Cuplds how.
II assured her could support her II
ths style abe was accustom,d TO. Well'
She said sbe vas looking for sonethirl
better than thst.
--she--fiow much do you earn . yesl'
He-Aboat s2,ooo. But We cart live o.
that You asked me how much esrntd
make about $4,000
--Guabsf--Whas do you think Of Ssns-
Tor Blu6sm standing ~ q, the bsrqset sbt
ssying thsrs Wa 20 graft In The capitol 10
dayt Raysr--Ii created On sprsar. oes
mas swallowed bic false teeth. Gunner
I'm, That wss eaa,er thar svailosipg
The stary.
--nsa Chai,efly-Oh, Mf. CrsnDs,.
yosil take ne down TO supper ven, you'