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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
"aLICE IN STACED.
Bar nard Girls Play n for the Rrnert Of
Their paper.

The dignifed editors Of the Barnard
Bulletin performed a HOLSTERS Quadrllle'
Yesterday afternoon for the benefit OF their
paper. The Holsters 'uadrille was not
the whole of the performance. Alice in
Wonderland" is the real name OF the play
a dramatization OF Lewis Carroll = book.
The play was divided into four scenes.
The first took place in "Ths March Hare's
House, and showed s Ma Tea Party TO
an unimp pressed audience. Tn second
scene, in "The Queens Garden was better
received because of the elocltionary powers
Of T,peedIedum and Tgecdiodcc.
The Mock Turtle, who hsd once been q
real turtle, was the hit of the third act
because he showed = constant tendency 10
creep out If his shell.
The trial scene about the tarts OF the
Queen of Hearts was very pathetic and
ended with a general ~beheading Of the
entire cast.
A special feature of the performance was
the return of old Barnard stars who had
nor appeared in any OF the college produc-
tions for some wears. Helen Cooley, 90,
took the part OF ince; Nan Fisher, 20, APP
pearel as The Mad Halter. and Edith SOM
born, 90, impersonated the ! DER Tir'tc.
The actor editors made about $50 with
which to continue their publication.
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SWISS SONGS AT DINNER.
sVitzerIand's Minister Praises President
Roosevelt.

Dr.. Leo vogel, the Swiss Minister; J.
B~ertschmaun, the Swiss Consul, and Comp
troller Metz we're the guests Of honor at
the twenty-fourth annual banquet Of the
New York Swiss Club last night at the
Hotel Aston.
The small ballroom Of the hotel was
draped with the Swiss colors. Back Of
.he speakers table a large Swiss fiag, with
the white cross in a field Of red, occupied
q central place. An orchestra played many
If the national songs, which the entire as
Eernbly joined in singing. The double
uuartet OF Helvetia M~aennerchor savg
several Swiss songs Ia German and French.
DR.. Voeel spoke of the historic friendship
of Switzerland and the United States:
Every man in the ROOM. he said. should
feel proud OF the way President Roosevelt
had spoken of the Swiss army. The Aneri-
rams were to be congratulated in having
g. man like President Roosevelt at the head
Of affairs, a man OF large ideas, Of lofty
ideals. who hates the mean and the low.
When Louis II. Junod, the POSTMASTER.
introduced Comptroller Metz some one
- the Jack of the row shouted, Have you
paid your taxes?' Whereupon every one
cried -Hoch der Comptroller"
nv. Metz regretted that he wasn't Swiss
bimself, but said that be was related 20
the Swiss, as his younger brother had
married the daughter OF h American
Consul az Zurich. He spoke OF the high
character Of the Swiss Americans. They
we're. he said. Americans first and Swiss
afterward.s
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
FOUR OPERAS YESTERDAY.
.AItschpfsky. n Pleasing Tenor. Heard u
the Manhattan.

Four operate performances distributed
themselves between the Manhattan anu
N~Ietropolitan opera houses yesterday.
There we're matinees in the afternoon and
popular priced excursions into the realms
of familiar tunes in the evening. AT the
Manhattan in the afternoon Bellinis SAD
opera, Il Puritani.' was repeated with the
same cast a. on Monday night except that
Herman Brag, a basso Of tremulous ten
denotes, replaced Mr.. Arimondi az GiorD,".
Al tho Metropolitan the matinee was given
over to "TannEa lSer, " which. was repeated
with the cast already heard.
Al night Faust was given for the second
time az the Manhattan. II was a good
STRAIGHTFORWARD, old fashioned perform
ance that Mr.. Hammerstein gave his pa
irons and they appeared to enjoy it. The
opera had been performed the previous
evening and there was only one change in
the cast las night. Mr.. .S~ltschefeky took
the place Of Mr.. Dalmore- in the title role
The new tenor made an agre cable I'M
preston. He has a full bodied voice OF most
agreeable quality, he sings in tune II IN
a manly. honest style. New York opera
goers have a taato for fresh, vigorous and
really musical tenor voices, and despite his
! deficiencies IN the higher refineG,ents OF his
art Mr.. Altschefsky ought to find favor.
/ A man may De n very dCCepldDle sHIbCi
without attempting much detail. II Is not
a little 10 aV old doing anything offensive.
The other members Of the company
repeated impersonations on which sufficient
comment was made yesterday. At the
Metropolitan Opera House Marta was
sung, Mr.. Dippel being substituted for
Mr.. Caruso as Liopel!O. MIR. Dippel was
apparently struggling with vocal difficulties
and hence is not a subject for omment
Those who lave not seen and heard Nine.
Homer as Money have missed one OF the
pleasures OF the early season. She was
a cheering sight to see" and her impersona-
ton was charming,
Nine. Sembrich's Lady Enrichettd is an
old and belol ed acquaintance. The audi
ence eaioyed her singing and acting TO the
full measure last evening. A word OF two
mus be said here for Alessandro Bonci,
Mr.. Hammarstein's Italian tenor. In -Rigo-
letto7 he did not sing as well as he did on
the opening night, but yesterday afternoon
he sang better. Leandro C~ampanari was
: TO have conducted last night, but he failed
70 appear. Cleofonte C1npanini conducted.
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of St. Johns Church. Brooklyn, and while
there was appointed TO the chair Of &C.
clesiastical history in the General Seminary
He was appointed dean of the seminary.
in 1875 and served four years. He was
superintendent Of the Society for FRO
noting Religion and Learning from 1871 to
1879. He was married TO Mrs. Harriet At
wood AymaT OF Hudson in 1889, IN sur
wives him.
Bishop Seymour vas consecrated Bishop
of Springfield on u n IL, 1873. he re-
ceived the degree OF LII. ID. from Columbia
and S. T. d. from Racine College, Wiscon-
sin. He wrote Some Considerations Why
the Name of the Protestant Episcopal
Church should Be Changed in 1883. An
Open Letter to Bishop Doane in Reference
to the Conservation of Bishop Brooks
in 1897 and Marriage and Divorce" in 1893.
The funeral Of Bishop Seymour will be
held from Trinity Church, this city, Thurs
day morning at 10 O'Clock. DIR. Morgan
Dix will conduct the services, assisted by
DR.. Steele, the assistant minister, and DIR.
Robbins, lear of the General Seminary.
Bishop Potter will celebrate the COM
muniOu.
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il a chance for his recovery although they
profess 70 believe IN. { il IL but a slim one.
The scene at hus bedside is one Of great
pathos. His mother, father and sister, with
has ~lanc6e, arrived late last night and his
broth her this morning. Since reach ngth.m
they nave never left his BEDSIDE. His
~tlancee, a beautiful young oman though
nearly craZed by grief, hangs over the bed
hour after hour, eagerly waiting for a sign
of Consciousness The chances are against
his recovery, however.
The others no were injured in the ire
are improving rapidly. X. r.. Powers IS
in the City Hospital. suffering from slight
burns about the hands and face. w. W.
EOetz, who jumped from the third foor, IL
sun ering from strains, but considering the
height OF the Jump his escape is miraculous.
II. A. Uhlein was badly burned about the
body and face, but he is expected TO recover
in a few days. He is in the City Hospital.
rhe rest of the men are scattered around
among the frat houses.
A pitiful story is told about McCutcheon.
In the few moments which he lived after he
was carried 20 the infirlnary he rarely be-
came conscious. But in one of those min
utes he was heard TO eXclaim: Don't let
me live, don't let me live, He realized
the fearful condition Of his body as a result
of the terrible burns.
The cause OF The fire is still a mystery.
Expert engineers and architects were on the
spot to-day making EXAMINATIONS, but
so far no satisfactory theory has been
evolved. A defective fiue il still thought
py many TO nave been the cause, although
it is maintained that all the piping and
furnace work was new and had just been
overhauled.
A memorial service for the dead will he
held in Sage Chapel Tomorrow afternoon.
The Rev. James r. Brodie of AubuTndale,
Mass, the university preacher. will deliver
a short sermon and the Cornell Glee Club
will lead in the singing.
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ANOTHER BOSTON ORCHESTRA.
Wallace Goodrich 10 Direct ORGANIZATION
scaled a Little Below the symphony.

BosToN, Dec. S. Boston is 10 have
another orchestra. IL has 2 organized
bv Wallace Goodrich, who will conduct.
It will be composed Of hfty-ti"e pro-
f~essional musicians.
IL will occupy the ground between tho
symphony Orchestra and the mlnv chamber
music clubs and assist in the cultivation
Of "A popular appreciation of fine music.
IL will also serve TO encouraK the stu,y
of orchestral Instruments and To provide
a training school for orchestral players Of
merit by giving them an opportunity 10 get
orchestral experience.
Furthermore, il will provide an oppor-
tunity for produ cling new and in'Tequentiy
heard compositions Of all &C ools, and thus
foster the musical taste of the people at
large by providing evening concerts Of
orchestral music of the highest Class at
moderate prices.
Many Of the larger European cities have
orchestras OF this nature. Mr.. Goodrich
purposes to conduct much classical music,
but also almost rs much OF the modern
A list Of works has been made up and Is
under consideration. From u the pro-
aramrnes for three concerts which will be
given this winter viii be selected
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
ILLINOIS MEN PRAISE .ALTGELD.
state University Graduates Hear OF HIS
Work for dhe College.

The alumni and alumne of the University
Of Illinois 20 the numb er Of al out 100 had
dinner last night at the rooms Of the Aldine
Association and listened TO Or. T. j. Burrlll,
vice-president Of the institution, tell about
it's origin, growth and prospects. Or.
Burrill is the only survivor of the faculty
at the lightning of the colleye N 1873
and he seen it grow from nothing until 1t
now has more than 1000 students.
When the company was called TO order
f. l.. Abb OFT OF the class Of 'sS read a letter
from President Z. l., ia mes send n : greet,
ings and telling az out the university ana
then introduced DIR. Burrill, who gov a
rousing welcome. He said that the UNI
versity had sis instructors OF all klnd>' a
university in themselves, n he predicted
that the Governor of the State would not
cut down the appropriation this year, as
he did two wears a q ,
At that time the Legislature appropriated
81, 1927 900, but the Governor reCuCeu ~ by
S2I2, 600 DR.. BuTrill saiG that at a meeting
of the board of trustees "a Few lays < IL
was agreed that the university should have
81, 4S9. 900 this year ard that a bill would be
introduced for IA special APPROPRIATION, OF
81. 900. 900 for new buildings. He salG that
for the first time in the university history
the trustees were willing 10 give more ma
the president had asked.
DIR. BurTill eulogized the four presidents
of the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Peabody. Draper
and James-and declared that there was
going to be great university business
under DR. Jamese rule. de tOlu nov"
during The time Mr.. Altgeld was Governor,
the treasury of the university was looted
and how later the finances of the institution
we placed on a solid basis. There was
applause at Altgeld's name and DR.. burril
declared:
I'VE have good reason. az University OF
Illinois men and women, to cheer the name
of Altgeld."
Mayor Bea rdsley. Mrs. J. J. S~choonhoven
II. n. Homer and Prof. McNurtrie also
made speeches.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
BISHOP GEORGEF.SEYMOUR DEAD
Former New York Clergyman Victim or
Pneumonia Funeral Here.

Bishop George Franklin Seymour, the
first Protestant Episcopal Bishop Of Spring
field, H., died there yesterday morning.
He had been i'll for three weeks of pneu-
monia, but his condition was not thought
TO he serious until blood poisoning set in.
Bishop Seymour was born IN this city
on January 5, 1929, and was the son of
Isaac y. Seymour, for fifty years the treas
urer of the Delaware and Hudson Canal.
He prepared for college at the Anthem
School and attended Columbia University,
where he was a classmate of the Rev. DR..
Morgan Dix, rector of Trinity. He was
graduated from Columbia in 1850 and from
the General Theological Seminary in 1854.
He was ordered deacon the same year and
ordained a priest a year later.
Bishop Seymour's first pastorate was
a mission at ~Annandale, this State, where
he founded st. Stephens College. He
was rector of st. Mary : Church, Manhat-
tanville, in 1851 80, and then e TO Christ
Church, Hudson. He then became rector
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
BROWNING PLAY FOR CHARITY.
''COlOmbe's Birthday 10 Be Given At the
Hudson Theatre.

"Colombe's Birthday Ivy Robert Brown
ing will be presented -morro at the
Hudson Theatre. Through the courtesy
Of II. r. Harris, Miss Grace Elliston will
take the part OF COIomhe, and a cast OF
notable pla. ers has been selected. The
proceeds will be devoted to the work OF the
iadies AUXILIARY Of the Lying-.n Hospit al.
The committee provides clothing and the
like for patients leaving the hospital, also
visiting and relieving them at their homes.
The following constitute the committee:
Mrs. +. Men. Recon, Jr.. Mrs. j.. L.. Bar
clay, Mrs. A. McC. Beard, Mrs Ledyard
laura J. Post, Mrs. T.. y. Potter, Mrs. G. ID.
Freeman. Mrs. W. p. Hamilton, Mrs. James
". Markoe, Mr.. james McVicker. Miss
Rhe't, Mrs. Louis Lee Stanton and Mrs.
Charles Steele.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
mammcrstein,s second Week.

Oscar Hamnerstein yesterday announced
the following repertoire for the second
week Of the season at the Manhattan Opera
House. Monday, -Rigoletto,' with Mines.
Pinkert and Giaconia and NM. Boncl,
Tenaud and Arimondi; Wednesday, Don
Giovanni" with Mines. Russ, Arta and
Donalda and NM. Bonci, Renaud and
Gilbert; Friday, Carmen" with Mines:
Rresslpr-G ianoli, Donalda and Trentini and
NM. Dalnores, Renaud and Gilbert. Dor
Giov, mi" will he repeated at the Saturday
matinee and Carmen" in the evening,
VI. Ancona will sing in place Of NJ. kenaud
at the second performance.
The soloists AZ the popular concert to-
night will be Mines. Aria and Donalda
and Mn. Altschefsky and Gilbert,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
GRAPE.NJTs.
RAPE NJ IT..
SLEEP
Did you. sleepless one, ever try a dish of
CRAPE-NUTS and CREAM just before bedtime ?
Surely you never did or you wouldn't train
with the "sleepless squad"


IT'S A BAD PRACTICE TO load up the stomach with a prOmEcuOuS
variety OF rich, .incigestibe food at night because it tastes" good.
STRENGTH WITHOUT BULK is a requirement Of an ideal food for the
last bite before going TO bed. The food that is concentrated so that a Sf-
fcent amount for all purposes will nor dstend the stomach; the feed that
is practically predigested so that the organs can, without undue effort,
absorb it wholly; the food that contains the tsSuerepaiHng and energy
making elements from clean field granns-that contains the Phosphate
OF Potash which combines, by vital process, with Albumen 10 repair the gray
matter in brain and nerve cenres-thats
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2+inch ....................SI.3S
All SIX Levantine Umbrellas in
black, blue, red and blue, nobby
ivory dogs, gun metal and pearl
and silver; 20-inch. ........S5.5O
22-inch ........ .....SJ'ZS
24-inch ...S3.SS
Misses Irish Crochet Collar and
Cuff Sets $3.50, AIS d. $50
Boys and Youths Pajamas Of
fancy flannelette; 3 to 5 yrs. $50
10 to 16 $500
Misses Paiamas of light weight
fancy fiannelette; sizes 10 to16 yrs
SG.oS
PajanIas Of Scotch flannel, pretty
effects, pearl buttons and frogs;
3to 3 yrs .................Sz'SS
10 to 16 yrs...............S2.Ss
ChiIdren's and Girls Iceland
Fox Sets. ....... $3.50 d ESQ
ChiIdren's &GirIs'GreySqnirre
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Misses Sable Squirrel Sets. tie,
scarf and fiat muff ...... .$22.5O
Wool and Aneora Gloves. 800.
~ PISS
Boys Military Gloves. $500.
Dc 500
Lined Gloves and Mittens........
...................o5c. TO $T.3S
SpeciaI.-PIain & Ribbed School
Stockings pair
Hand Embroidered Afehsns in
cashmere, silk and broadcloth.
Infants Silk Tuffed Wrappers
i'll pink, blue and white; sizes l,
a. 3 yrs........... $3.50 10 ZOO
Scales with tuftcd pads............
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White Enamel Iron Wash Stand
Sets..............$5.75 Dc $50
Nurses Aprons. made of good
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Hand Knit Cnderskirts, in pink,
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to
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l3 to Is yrs................$3.5o
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Fine White Lawn Guimpes, en-
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10 SyrS
10 to IA yrs. ..............$5.7 rs
Red Felt Romeo Slippers. fur trim
med. also Red Felt Low Cur
SIipIe SI.CO 10 I.4O,
according to size and style.
Boys "Hockey'' Skating Shoes
..$3.75
Boys High Cnt Hunting Roots,
waterproof uppers and soles; sizes
2to $3.50
Children's Fine Pigue Guimpe
Dresses, richly embroidered
TO - yrs... $3.50 to $4,000
EfderdOwn KimOnOs in pink, blue
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Black Rubber Goats, ! to Is yrs
S2.25
Sailor CnITar Russian SHIFTS OF
fine white twi!lcd piquc . rows
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-09
Amateur Comedy Club PLAYS.

The Amateur Comedy Club, which in
cludes among it's memt ers Evert J. Wendell
Ro EFT Stevens and Charles Taylor Shepard
gave three plays, A Game Of Cards, "
Nance Oldfeld" and Col Carteret. ID. c., "
at the Carnegie Lyceum yesterday after
moor for the benefit of the Bide-a-Wee
Home for Animals at 1876 West Thirty
eighth street.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-03-07
Naval 5[RV|([
GREATLY CRIPPLED
tScripps News Associaticn)
WASHINGTON. D. c., March

WASHINGTON, d. c., March Z.
The navy department has begun
to hear from the commandantS Of
navy yards, who have just received
the instructions from Washington
to reduce all expenses in the way
ON maintenance and to discharge
many of the employees to bring the
cost of operation and protection of
property within the limitel amount
required by the refusal of congress
to provide the urgent deficiency ap-
preparation for the remainder of
the fiscal year.
Rear Admiral Coghlan, command
ant of the Brooklyn navy yard,
says: The effect of the reduction
of funds seriously cripples the
service; the balance is ln,uffic ient
to carry on maintenance work in
an efficient manner"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-03-07
REMOVE PHONES
sixty A DAY

SEATTLE, March y. - Secretary
M. II. Leary of the Business and
Professional Mems club, reports
the continued receipt of large num-
bers of Sunset removal notices.
The committee intends to hold
all that are received until a total
number of 1000 are in hand and to
then act.
Teh residences are responding to
the appeal of the club and in all
portions Of the city Sunset phones
are giving way to the Independent.
AS an indication of the manner in
which this work is progressing it
is known that on Thursday last
the Sunset company received 60 or
ders to remove their phones from
various places in the city. On the
same day three orders to place
phones were received.
In the Independent Office these
figures were about reversed, 60 or
more orders for phones being re
ceived and only two or three order
ed removed.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-03-07
Labor Party in Tacoma.

An Independent union labor party
has been formed in Tacoma and it
has been determined to nominate
a complete city ticket. Nominees
for every office except mayor and
councilmen in the Second, Fourth
and Sixth wards were selected at
a secret meeting last Monday and
candidates will be selected for the
offices on Thursday eve
ming. John Hartman, formerly
has been rendered the
nomination for mayor.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-03-07
BALL PLAYER WHO TRIED GOLF

When Spike" Shannon, now
playing one of the outfield positions
with the st. Louis Nationals, was
with the st. Paul team in the Amer
lean Association, he was one of the
most popular players with the
Sanity city fans.
Spike" was one of the leading
outflelders and hitters in the Amer
ican Association. His good humor
won him many friends and he was
invited out to many swell functions.
One day spike" received an in
vitation from one Of the prominent
members Of one Of the St. Paul
golf clubs to come to the club links
some morning and enjoy a session
with the stick and gutta percha
spheres.
Spike" had never played any
golf and one morning he found
time hanging heavy on his mind.
Downing a light summer suit, he
boarded a car and rode out to the
golf links. He made himself known
at the club house.
There were a number of "rah
rah" boys-the kind who wear lit
tie caps and smoke coffin nails, Just
because it's all in the game y'know
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-03-07
SUM MONS.

In the Superior Court of the State
of Washington, in and for the
County of Spokane.
w. H. Honefenger, plaintiff, VS..
Charles T. Goodsell, defendant
State of Washington to A. F. Mar
yer, implicated defendant, in the
above entitled action:
Notice is hereby given you that
you are implicated defendant in the
above entitled action. and,
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within sixty days after the
date of the first publication OF this
summons, to-wit, within sixty days
after the 31st day of January, 1906,
and defend the above entitled &C
ton in the above entitled court,
and answer the complaint of the
plaintiff, and serve a copy of your
answer upon the undersigned at
torneys for plaintiff, at their Office
below stated; and in case of your
failure so to do, judgment will be
rendered against you according to
the demand of the complaint, which
has been filed with the clerk of
said court.
The object of this action is to
recover possession of, and to ex-
clude you and your co-defendant
from any interest or lien in or upon
certain personal property in Spo-
kane county, Washington, and de-
scribed in plaintiffs complaint as
follows, to-wit: All that certain
script issued in lieu of certain other
script placed on the east half of
the southwest quarter and the
northwest quarter of the southwest
quarter, of section fourteen, town
ship nineteen, north, range thirty
seven east, w. NJ, by A. F. Narver,
which said last named script is
more particularly described as fol-
lows: Assignment of soldiers ad-
ditional homestead entry, in the
name of Lucinda Hamilton, wife
of Albert Hamilton, deceased, addi-
tional to homestead entry number
10, and made at Washington, Ar
kansas, November %. 1867, for the
northeast quarter of the northwest
quarter of section fifteen, township
twelve, south, range twenty-five, E.
Perkins & Honefenger.
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Office and postoffice address,
1929 Fernwell, Spokane, Spokane
county, Washington.
First published, Jan. 81, 1906.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-03-07

--lolling around the club house.
To meet a real, live ball player and
shake his hand was an unexpected
honor to them and they could not
do enough for Spike"
Shannon was fitted out with
sticks and several of the youne
chappies insisted on acting as cad
dies for him.
One of the caddies fixed op a
mound Of earth for Spike" to tee
off. The little white gutta percha
ball was placed on top of the
mound.
Spike" drew back with bras
sic" in much the same manner that
he does for knee-high ball. Bling.
Oh, how Spike" swatted that ball.
1t seemed as though it went about
quarter of mile. Spike" forgot
himself and started to run in the
direction of an imaginary first base.
After travelling about so feet at a
regular Duffy clip, Spike" turned
and yelled in a real, rough tone to
the chappes: "Say, wot'ell, DO,
don't you mark off your base lines
in this game?" That was Shan
mons first and only attempt at
playing golf