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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
EDUCATING WRONG PARTY.

SIR Wemyss Reid, IN his memoirs"
tshs q his emily personal encounter with
the great Terry leader, Disraeli, after
ward Lsra BeacOnsf1eld. Sir Wemyss,
or Mr.. REID, as he was in 1866, was at
that 0Ae journalist, and was sent to
Aylesbssy to report Disraeli's speech,
which was delivered in the Corn Ex-
change.
The hall was crowded to excess. The
accommodation for the reporters was
quite unequal to their demands, and 1
had b stand among the crowd and take
my Aetos as best l could. A good-na-
tured farmer in front Of me invited me
to use his back as desk, against which
placed ny note book.
DisraeA had not proceeded very far
with his speech before found that my
friend vaS not by any means in agree
ment with the illustrious speaker. Again
and agaia he interrupted him with ex-
CARNATIONS and questions.
Eor long time Disraeli took no no
tice Of these Interruptions, but at last
one stung him into action. The orator
had paused for a moment, and my
farmer friend, selling his chance,
bawIed out in a stentorian voice:
what about educating your party?"
The prime minister instantly turned
round, raised his glass to his eye. and
with IN angry and contemptuous glare
trans6xed-me! The farmers courage
had given way when he found that his
shot had told, and to my disgust he
dropped upon his knees, and left me to
face the music.
Disraeh looked at me for a percepti-
Die space Of time, and then, dropping
his glass. said, in those chilling tones
of which he was a master:
II shall certainly not try to edu-
cate voc. SIR"
Everybody stared at me; everybody
groaned at me and it was only the con-
sc1oxsaess Of my own innocence that
kept me from dropping on my knees
beside the treacherous author Of my hui
miliat1Ou
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
COUSIN LOIS ADVENTURES,
Her Young Relative Finally Discov.
ers the Cause of Them.

HGH Nelat1ve FInaIIy D10COvS
ers the Cause of Them.
Cousin Lois Holloway had come Sid.
ney, hurrying in from school, heard her
voice in her mothers room, and ran
eagerly upstairs. Cousin Lois was one
of Sidney's enthusiasms.
20, Cousin Lois" she cried, when
the greetings were over. do tell me
what's happened TO you last. You
know that you met somebody at the
train who turned out to be somebody
you had known as child, and she
gave you Il ring that had belonged to
your sreatgreatgr grandmother. Or may
be-mischleyously CHANGING at Il glass
of forget-me-nots on the table-"maybe
it was forget -me-nots this time"
Cousin Lois sweet old face flushed
softly, although her eyes twinkled.
Il don't know how you guessed it so
well, Sidney" she said. 1T was II
teach for the first time in her life. She
seemed sort of cast down, and | tried
to cheer her up little. and we got to
talking. and presently it came out that
she was the youngest daughter of Mary
Eunice Stone, who used to sit at the
same desk with me at school. Mary
Eunce married and went out to Ohio.
and l hadn't heard anything about he.
for twenty years. The poor child seem
ed real pleased. She's going to write
me about how she gets on. and when
we came to a station where q boy was
selling punches of forget-me-nOts she
bought a bunch, sos | shouldn't forget
her, she said. l guess I'm not likely
to-Mary Eunlce Stones daughter"
Sidney drew a long breath. "Oh,
wish l could ever discover interesting
people," she sighed. IF l could only
20 travelling with you, Cousin Lois."
Unexpectedly it happened. Sidney
was not very strong that spring, and
the doctor directed that she leave
school and go to the country. When
Sidney heard the decision she begged
to so home with Cousin Lois, and the
matter was quickly decided. 1t was a
two days journey. and Sidney, looking
about her after they were settled in
their seats, said. dsappointedly:
'There's nobody herewith story,
mean.'
Cousin Lois said nothing; but before
the end of the day she was upon inti-
mate terms with tired little mother
and her two babies, two old ladies, and
young girl travelling alone. Sidney
watched with growing amazement,
which finally broke into words:
but you spoke to them all first ~
she exclaimed.
"Why, OF course" Cousin Lois an.
swered, in equal amazement. "What
did you suppose. child? Somebody's
got to do things first In this world"
Il never thought Of that" Sidney
said, slowly, and for long while af'
forwards she was very quiet.-Youth's
Companion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
MODERN DEVIL.WORShiP.

GrOtesQue and Horrible Practices
Still Observed in Europe.
Vance Thompson in Everybody
makes the following remarkable reve.
lations:
1.-THE dark forces which science rec.
ognizes but does not define exercise
marvellous attraction on minds of q Ger
tain order. In scores Of temples they
are worshiped under different names.
l know little temple In Bruges where
the followers of Lucifer gather, and
not far from the Pantheon In Paris
there IL an altar to Pandoemon. This
may seem grotesQue; perhaps 1t is,
but 1t is formidable.
1T need hardly be said that the rites
wherewith Lucifer Is worshiped are
hid In much mystery. A couple of
years ago l visited one of the 'chapels :
it was in the Rue Rochechouart. The
black mass, which l have no desire to
describe. was celebrated. 1t was Fri
day at o'clock. Over the altar was q
winged figure of Lucifer, amid flames
he trampled under foot crocodile
symbol of the church. A few days age
l found the chapel closed. Only after
patient research did l find the new
abode Of the Satanists. Their chapel
now is in great new apartment house
at No. 90 Rue du Rulsseau, within the
shadow of the Cathedral Of the Sacred
Heart on Montmartre. AS of old, Sa
tan Is worshiped; every Friday the
Luciferians gather. I could name many
Of them--men not unknown in the
learned professions. Some of then
have influence enough to secure. now
and then, u right Of midnight entry
to the catacombs; there amid skull!
and bones, with orgies l do not care tt
describe, they have worshiped the spir
it Of evil--calling upon Baphomet, upor
Lucifer and BeelZebub and Ashcroft
and Moloch, with cries and wailing hys
terra. This attempt to re-establish thu
worship Of the fallen archangel Is,
think, the most remarkable manifesto
ton of modern occuitism."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
CACAO PROFITABLE IN CUBA.
other Parts Of the World Unable Ia
supply the Growing Demand.

other Parts of the World Unable to
supply the Growing Demand.
According to Director Earle of the
Cuban agricultural experiment station,
HE cacaO grows we'll in many parts Of
the island and probably would flourish
even in regions now considered insult
ed to it II Il little more study were
given its needs. Cacao is a very Attrac-
live crop for the agriculturist. for the
development of regions suitable for its
culture has altogether failed to keep
pace with the growing demand. The
worlds annual production at present is
OO,O00.00O pounds, valued ut 100000
900.
Prof William s. Lyon OF the Philip
pine board of agriculture has prepared
some figures giving the cost and the
revenue from Il cacaO farm of forty
acres, which are very attractive when
It is remembered that the term Of pro
Iductivity runs to eighty or a hundred
years. The cost Of land is not included
in the estimate. because that item
varies SO greatly. Here is Prof. Lyons
estimate for term Of ten years, the
expenses being based on systematic
scientific management, while the re-
turns are based on trees that have no
culture whatever, SO that there Is
wide margin on the side Of conservat-
ism.
The expenses for the first year.
which include clearing the land and the
purchase of equipments seeds, cattle
and implements, building and labor. ag-
gregate $4,000. The expenses for the
second and third years are limited to
$3.50 year for Interest on the invest
ment and for deterioration Of equip
ment.
The expenses for the fourth year are
increased by the cost of building dry
ing house and sweat boxes. This, In
Guiding the interest. brings the outlay
for four years up to $4,000. Other
crops can he raised between the grow
ing trees in the second third and
fourth years that will defray the oper-
nting expenses until the cacaO trees
begin to bear.
The first crop will he gathered In the
fifth year. The cost Of harvesting.
curing and packing will bring the ex-
pense account up to $1,000. TO offset
this there will he yield OF 300 grams
Of cacao per tree from 1l6S0, worth
about $1,6S0.
The yield of cacaO in the sixth year
will probably be 800 grams to the tree.
or crop worth about S2,OS0. while
the running expenses will be about
81 300. leaving profit OF $1,000. The
net profits may now be expected to
grow at the rate Of 81 900 year until
the tenth year, when the net returns
will he $1,000.
I. is very easy to carry Reform to
the extent of abusing worthy, honest,
useful men. Don't engage in that kind.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
Bread Outlets.

Take some slices Of stale bread, milk,
egg, seasoning Of chopped parsley,
herbs, lemon peel, pepper and salt. and
a few bread crumbs, oil or fat for fry
Ing Cut the slices Of bread about
three-Quarters Of an inch thick, soak
them In milk. but not long enough to
break. Mix the seasoning with the
crumbs; beat the egg OH a plate, dip
each slice Of bread in, then in the sea.
soning, and fry a nice brown in the hot
fat
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
ExplOdes When Rfpe.

The Cigar bean" Of Batavia Is a
Wild fruit recently discovered in that
island The pod is like cigar in shape
and color, but only an inch long, and
when put into water 1t rests on the
surface for several minutes, then ex-
plodes like torpedo, hurting the seed
in all directions. If allowed to ripen
on the plant 1t splits open more sud
denly. There are other tropical fruits
which explode in order to scatter their
seeds
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
Butter Scotch.

Wet a pound Of brown sugar with
4 half pint Of water and two table
spoonfuls Of vinegar. Put into porce-
lain-lined saucepan and boil for ten
minutes. Add four tablespoonfuls of
butter and cook until little hardness
when dropped into cold water. Pour
into buttered tins. and. as 1t hardens.
mark of into squares
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
American Lumber In 1908,

The national forest service has gath
cred and compiled statistics of the lum-
Dor cut during 1905. based upon the re-
ports sf 11,e49 lumber firms. From this
it appears that the Stale Of Washington
stands frst, with over 5000, 900, 900 feet,
and the largest production was in yellow
pima, it being nearly 30 per cent of the
tctai.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

languid, nervous and lame in the morn
ing. Doan's Kidney Pills helped me
right away, and the great relief that
followed has been permanent"
Sold BY all dealers. 30 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
Stanch A Election.

"Are you sure that man truly loves
your daughter?" asked the friend OF
the family.
"Yes," answered Mr.. Cumrox. 'he has
heard her sing and speak pieces and
he wants to marry her anyhow
Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, I 9

o'AIE Or Univ, VII VI AoAEDOS I
LUCAS COUNTY, o0'
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he 10
Co., doing business in the City OF Toledo, Coun-
ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December. A. D., 1856.
~ A. w. GLEASON,
|snAni Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and
acts directly OH the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send fsr testimonials, free.
+. J. CHENEY u CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
Peanut Salad.

Shell and skin roasted peanuts and
soak for an hour in salad oil. Drain,
chop fine with half as many pitted
olives, and as much celery. Season
with salt and pepper, and scatter over
leaves Of crisp lettuce. Serve with a
cream dressing.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

A Kentucky girl claims to have been
shocked by the language which mag
netic healer used in her presence. Let
us not, however, be too ready to con-
denim the magnetic healer. Perhaps he
merely asked for drink Of water.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
A Good HLeft-Oyer'' Dish.

Cut the corn from three or four ears
left from dinner and add to 1t six or
eight potatoes, cut into pieces. Put
into spider enough milk to almost
cover the vegetables and when hot stir
them in. Season with salt pepper and
butter. Stir constantly to prevent
burning. Cook about twenty minutes,
or until the milk is thick and creamy.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
Various Sorts.

"You hear so many people talking of
the pace that kills l wonder what
they mean exactly"
well, it depends. There's the mes
senger boys pace. for instance, that
merely kills time."-Philadelphia Led.
ger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

VO
sands tell Of cures
made by Doan's Kid.
ney Pills. John c.
Coleman, a promi.
nent merchant Of
Swainsbo no, Ca,
says: "For several
years my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. / was
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

HOWARD 3. BURTON. Assayer and Chemist.
A Leadville, Colorado. Specimen Prices;
Gold, Silver, Lead, $l.oo; Gold, Silver 75c; Gold,
SOC; Zine or Copper, 81. Cyanide Tests Mailing
Envelopes and full price list sent on applica-
ton. Control and Umpire Work solicited. Ret.
erence: Carbonate National Bank.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

PsPo ST. Wins Dance and all Nervous Diseases
FIN permanently cured by DR.. Klines Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE s2tria bottle and
treatise. Dr. H. II. Kline. Id. S3i Arch St. Phila.,Pa
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

Mothers will find Mrs. WinslOws Soothing
Syrup the bcst remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

TNREAT medicine.-ths Saw
II - buck.
N Two hours a day saving
~ wood will keep-anyone's
Bowels regular.
No need Of pills, Cathartics, Castor
Oh nor "Physic, if you'll only work the
Sawbuck regularly.
Exercise is Natures Cure for Consti-
patton and.-Ten- Mile walk will do, If you
haven't got wood pile.
But. If you viii take your Exercise IN
an Easy Chair. there's only ono way 70
do that. and make Success OF it.
Because,-there's only ono kind Of
Artificial Exercise for the Bowels and its
name is "CASCARETS.
Cascarets are the only means 10 exer-
else the Bowel Muscles, without work.
They don't Purge. GRIPPE. nor upset
your Stomach" because they don't act
like Cathartics.
They don't flush out your Bowels and
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

Even woman who Is not deceitfu
suggest corns.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE :?

Cure tho Kidneys and tho Pain will
Never Return.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
Grandfather's Cure for
Constipation

lntestines with costly waste Of Digestive
Juice. as Salts, Castor on. Calomei,
Jalap. or Aperient Waters. always do.
No. Cascarets strengthen and stimu-
late the Bowel Muscles instead.
These are the Muscles that line tho
Food passages and that tighten up when
Food touches them. thus driving that
Food on 10 its finish.
They are the Muscles that turn Food
into Strength through Nutrition.
Well.-a Cascaret acts on your Bowel
Muscles as if you had just Sawed cord
OF wood, or walked ten miles.
That's why Cascarets are safe 70 take
continuously In health; and out Of health.
Because they move the Food Naturally.
digesting it without waste OF tomoryow's
Gastric Juice.
They thus work all the Nutrition out Of
it before it decays.
The thin, flat. Ten Cent box is made
to fit your Vest Pocket. or my Ladys"
Purse.
Garry It constantly with you and take
a Cascaret whenever you suspect you
need one.
Thus you will ward off Appendicitis
Constipation. Indigestion. - and other
things besides.
Druggists-lo Cents Box.
Be very careful TO get the genuine.
made only by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany and never sold in bulk. Every tab
let stamped "CCC."
~ FREE TO OUR rRIENDS9
We want to send to our friends beautiful
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hard-enameled IN Col0fs. It Is beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked as
measure Of good faith and to cover costof Cascafets
with which this dainty trinket Is loaded. 7l8
Send to-day. mentioning this paper. address
Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago Of New York.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25

Only one way to cure an aching back.
Cure the cause, the kidneys. Thou
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-06-25
S. N. u. No. 25...1906.

WHEN writing to advertisers please
w mention this paper.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1906-08-22
THE REAL VALUE.
How All Literature Is Contained In a
Few Great BOOks,

How All Literature Is Contained In n
Few Great Books.
Young people must every now and
then hear 1t said or see 1t written that
all the real value in literature can be
put upon small shclf--that is to say.
the really important part of all that Is
written Is contained In n very few
good books, all the rest being either
unimportant or different ways Of say
Ing the same things that have been
said before. The statement, of course,
is not true IL 1t be taken literally.
There are certainly many hundreds,
perhaps thousands, Of books that con-
tain original thoughts or experiences
that are truly valuable; but, generally
speaking. the best part of all that has
been written Is to be found In few
volumes. To understand how this is
possible we must remember that near
ly all rules are the same as other and
simpler rules. In arithmetic, for ex-
ample, the whole science consists of
only four simple ways of treating mum,
bers. We can add, subtract, multiply
and divide, and that Is all we can dc
to numbers. The rest of the book is
only the working out of these -four
rules; thus all Of the arithmetic could
easily be put into n little page that
one could carry In the vest pocket.
All behavior, NIL right living, Is also
set forth In few simple laws. These
Illustrations will show what is meant
by saying that all literature is contain
ed In few great books. The Bible
and the works Of few famous poets
and essayists contain all human wis
dom. and these are within the reach Of
every purse.--St. Nicholas.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1906-08-22
UNcoNGENIAL FLOWERS.
and Roses, For Instance
UySpV C~<

Misnonette and Roses, For Instance,
Will Not Mix.
The florist frowned as he took up an
order for table decoration. THAT
will never do" he muttered. After
calling up the customer and suggest
ing change, he told his new clerk a
few things.
you must never take an order that
calls for mixture of mignonette and
roses" he said. "A centerpiece of
those two flowers wouldn't last half
through the luncheon. They simply
wilt one another. don't know why,
but they can't get along together.
1T is true of many flowers. Pansies,
for instance, last twice US long If they
are not combined with any other flow
er, and the same may be said of vio-
lets. Jonquils and daffodils. on the
other hand, seem to get new lease
Of life If you combine considerable
green with them. Carnations will go
all to pieces II You combine them with
roses, although the roses do not seem
to be affected.
1T is more striking In combinations
Of green with flowers. If you try to
use mn entirely different type of TO
liage from what the flower is used to.
1t won't last 80 long. So ! never put
feathery foliage with lilies Of the val
ley, for you know Its natural foliage
is thick leaf. never use thick leaves
with carnations, for their foliage is Of
the feathery type. 1t isn't US though
the flowers fought, but they seem to
grieve at being misunderstood" New
York Press.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1906-08-22
A Lure For Cock Robin.

Two coins clinked together give SO
good IN imitation of the robins metal
lie note that this device has long been
employed in England to attract the
welcome "harbinger of spring." For
merly male robins were shared by the
clinking Of two copper pennies near Il
dummy bird. The dummy was perched
on twig smeared with bird lime, and
cock robin, attracted by the sound and
suspecting rival, flew Mt him with
blood IN his eye. This is in violation Of
the bird laws in the United States, and
no one who lives where robins make
their home in confidence is likely to
give the odd trick SO unpleasant q
finale. The clinking coppers serve a
much more agreeable purpose as q
means Of rendering cock robin socia-
HI
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1906-08-22

The executive committees aid mem
bers of the board OF trustees have
been quietly and carefully at work
for several months searching and
sitting the listof possible candidates,
and a week ago the committe unani-
mously rendered the position to DIR.
Reed, his record and Endorsements
seeming to them to leave no doubt of
his superior fitness. His acceptance
has been received. There is feel
ing Of profound satisfaction with the
result on the part of those who know
most of DR.. Reed. He is an able
man, worthy to represent Lenox
College with its old and honorable
record, and fully competent to infuse
new life into the institution and
create a new Lenox, fresher and
stronger than the old. He will be
much freer than any former presi-
dent has been to look to the larger
interests of the college, Prof. Taylor
as register and dean remaining di-
rectly in charge of the internal
management and current business.
DR.. Reed has been very successful
in raising endowment for Buena
Vista college, and it is understood
that he already has plans for a SIM
liar campaign in the interest Of Len
OK. He wishes to move to Hopkin-
ton before the first of September, so
as to enter upon his duties on that
date.
Another very important addition
to the faculty may properly be an
nounced at this time, that of the
Rev. j. W. Parkhill of Winona Lake,
Ind, to fill the chair Of Greek. Mr..
Parkhill is equally strong as teach
er and preacher. His employment
as teacher in the famous summer
school at Lake Winona is high in
dorsement. This addition to the
teaching faculty has added much to
its efficiency. Mr. Parkhill will also
assist the new president in represent
ing the school in pulpit and on the
platform.-Hopkinton Leader.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1906-08-22
Another Good Man Gone Wrong.

He neglected to take Foley's Kid
ney Cure at the first signs of kidney
trouble, hoping it would wear away,
and he was soon victim of Bright's
disease. There is danger in delay,
but if Foley's Kidney Cure is taken
at once the symptoms will disappear,
the kidneys are strengthened and
you are soon sound and well. A. r.
Bass Of Morgantown, Ind, had to
get up ten or twelve times in the
night, and had a severe backache
and pains in the kidneys, and was
cured by Foley's Kidney Cure
Anders u Philip.