Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-09-20
HOW J0GK0, The monk,
HAD THEM GUESSING
Objected to Being Transported
in a Sack and Makes
Escape.
FLY COP TO THE RESCUE
t+o Faiis4 to Make Gcod and Then Mr.
Sa:Iorman Gets Into the
Same and Effect
Capture.
FLY COP TO THE RESCUE



Froa the New YORK sun.
Tho poinE of his story is that un-
less van vs,-., TO get your name III the
-, &c ., a,a. b,y. IN toks tw,
i"i" ,
monkeys across the l'roofis" ''ose
You must keep EN- in a CRAZE Il not
put EN- in q g~unnysack. Dr.. @. L.
>,.ho,. tho .f.rin,r;,n nr RostocL,s
- II,
snow. i''ea ,H'f s~u''hSoas ne :" =
.r "l'e' . o'i''N ses'.iu's
The monkeys got out OF the Seek when
Or. Archer reached an appropriate
place. One.a tine moss monkey from
rov1op proror,lu i,,n,nod into the East
viva. ava he ,r, seem of hin, he vas
,oi,o mn ~, riyer ON mo ia, Tbe
an, Io,,o,,,l fron, Natal c,yorteJ
wanna ,ba h,.;dno ,,niar me nron,en,de
Tnr nn bo,r Hbsn - i,rk ;ar from,
IVA r,,,;ear yvo.r Viroipi, ca,,yht him
ana started fn,. ro,av Isian6 nth him
Archer Went TO Hosion TO get the
,,n,kavs v,i,h sraci,I ,raers IN Iva
c, rnfui or tb.,, bs s,vs Tbev ,.n,,,,,.
in a CRAZE. but he. mt them in a bag.
He got as far as = Coney Island car
nj the Nov york entr,nre to the hr,dpe
and honned hoard. The set
no a saraechinp
tbore" prowlad the.
notor,nan.
"Only n pair of monkeys" said the
truthful dorto,.
S%kiddoo." said the motorman.. and the
conductor said the same So di3 the in
snector and m, Archa, saw ,ba,d az
him moi only a walk across the hrjase
but the possibility of n longer ono TO
Coney Island IN was readfunv hot
He got as far as the first bench beyond
the New York tower and sat down to
mediate on the cruel ways of n. r.. II
men.
Contents of the Ban.
~ might "a. told EN-" he said "t,,t
b,a bSn1 l y hrshaI a. not 'h 49,
notatoas 'Ion% snmeal" D"e
White Dr. Arrher vac s;ttin, t,,,r
III. u,onlioy. ,,ot INTO . aata+n hn -
noc IVA doc1or says W. 80, ~ ~.
:, fon, u,n,ds ~ ,,n1aS to,,, h,', my
n,ite sura tho Natai ,,onnav tn,d ~
|eylon monkey he was no pentleman
and thai the C,eylon ,nonkev lid hn
wn,,,d NOT associate with sucb - r,,ha
thing Tharo,non ho chavea !, hoia W.
Ne 6ap ana nnnnned ont Nle :"
n there," said DR. Arcb.,. nc ,bs
-eylon monkey dashed across to the
roadway ON the south side. The Cey-
on monkey gave one look back,
srinned and made sore motions with
his ha~nds-anyhow, the doctor swore
at him for it and the Ceylon monkey
gave a jump into the swirling tide. just
Ike Il bridge jumper suicide or museum
.;eak, and went circling over and over
and shot into the water. Archer
watched him come up and then ran
to Patrolman Patrick Heating, who
says he has been twenty years on the
bridge ana never mas mad his name in
he newspapers. Heating declined To
give his name to the reporters. saying:
If cant get my name printed in
any other way, III be blamed if l want
d mixed with a measly monkey
Wen, Archer ran to Heating and
shouted:
Il just lost n monkey; he jumped
over the bridge.
"Gwan,' said Heating. as any re-
spectacle member of the force would
say under similar circumstances.
Just then the Natal monkey hoped
out of the bag.
by gum. Yer right" said Keating
Come back here, We s~phalpeen,"
n Natal monkey initiated the dele
gate from Ceylon and made some dis
respectful gestures.
IN fan We for that said Heating,
If l ever get ye."
Amonq the Bride STAYS.
Down among the hraces ,nd c,h1os
under the promenade efinobod roclsn(
that's as good n nan,a fnr ~, os -
,ther-and DIR Archer hawa;iod nj.
fate. know;np that tho
would see tn If that tho p aSr. ehna
the newsna nor offices nn .o Ims ,i,no
locke nrancad ma nhota.ua ~
Scores nf uu ena..ered along
jumped off the bridge ,rhen IL w, ,