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Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-07-20
The turnpike road
to peoples hearts,
Lies through their
mouths, or I mis-
take mankind.

We never knew exactly where the
old saw-if you want to win a mans
affections it must be through his
stomach-originated; but now we
have Melted the villain. But then.
old Peter was not so much to blame.
True ne wound up with mankind.
but his general term of "peoples'
hearts" takes in the whole tribe.
After all, Eve has not so much to
crow over, especially since she was
the first to MUNICH the apple.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-07-20
wHITEwAsH.
Editor Times-Dispatch:

GuiIor lliieS-DlSpatch:
noticed in The Times-Dispatch where
a subscriber wanted to know how to
keep whitewash from scaling off. Let
him try the following; it is the best
made: Stake half bushel lime in boiling
water, after which strain to remove all
sediment; add two barrels sulphate of
zinc, one pound common salt and half
barrel whiting, thoroughly dissolved
mix to proper consistency with skim
milk, if possible; if not use hot water;
stir in thoroughly half-pint liquid glue
and apply the wash while hot. 1t may
be colored if desired by using yellow
ochre, Ultramarine Blue, lamp black,
etc. 1t will compare favorably both in
appearance and durability with good
quality o. paint. w. WILKINSON.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-07-20
COLLEGE OF WILLIAM & MARY
WILLIAMSRu va

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September 10th. HOe.
Two courses: % Collegiate course leading
TO the degrees of B. A. and NJ. A. ca Normal
course. Tuition free and board at reduced
rates. Buildings renovated aud newly eauip-
ped lighted with electricity ard supplied with
purearteslsn water. Send for Catalogue.
LYoS G. TYLER. NJ. A., LIZ D.,
President.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-07-20

No man ever reached joy by jump
ing over duty.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-07-20
RAPPAHANNOCK UNIVERSITY ACADEMY

begin the second Gn this institution Tappahanno Va will
ton and Lee University,
men proposing
entrance
G 70 enter their
enrolled school
the
H H. BENTLEY
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-07-20

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and Junior
excellent
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OF & University.
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JoHNsToNn NE. eFi'y
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THE COUNTY LANCASTER VIRGINIA
Circuit Court.
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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26

A congressman from Illinois tells of
the trials or Il politician in that state
whose wife Is. according to his notions,
somewhat too ardent advocate of
woman's suffrage. On one occasion. it
appears. the better half was remon-
etrating with her husband for his adj
verse stand in the matter.
Mark my words" exclaimed she ex-
cltedly. lone Of these fine days we
women will rise in our might and de-
mand a voice in the management of
this country's affairs"
For mercy's sake. don't say thatr'
retorted the politician. with assumed
horror. BE satisfied. my dear, If you
secure the right to ote'-Woman's
Home Companion.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26

the real princess, then he was-but the
subject Of conversation at least had
to be changed.
you say your message to Ravone
was of purely personal nature" she
said.
"Yes. your highness." She did not
like the way in which he said your
highness' 1t sounded as If he meant
1t.
"How did you know that you were
to see him today?"
I'VE have waited for this opportunity
since last week. Franz was in the cas-
tie grounds last Thursday"
Good heavens! You don't mean itr'
Yes, your highness. He carried a
message to NE from Ravone That Is
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26
just the Boy For Papa,

There is something" he said, that
| have wanted for long time to tell
You. ! am not rich, as you know. but
| am Young, strong and willing to
work. Miss Millyuns-Edith-I
oh" she cried. Il will tell papa
about you. | think heard him say
this morning that he wanted to hire an
office boy with just the qualifications
YOU mention. Judge.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26
Here is lchdt Rdpone says. >

why RavOne and the others waited for
me in the hills"
You amaze me-
Il have seen Franz often" he con
fessed easily. He is an excellent
messenger
so it would seem. We must keep
lookout for him. He is the go-be
tween for you all. | see"
Did you learn to say you ali in
America" he asked. Her heart gave
great leap. There was something
so subtle i'll the query that she was
vastly relieved.
''Never mind about that. sir. You
won't tell me what you said in your
note to Rayone."
81 cannot"
well. he gave you one in return. II
you are perfectly sincere. Baldos. you
will hand that note over to me. 1t
shall go no further swear to you, if.
as you vow, it does not jeopardize
Graustark. Now, sir prove your 10y
atty and your honesty"
He hesitated for long time; then
from an inner pocket he drew forth a
bit of paper
IL don't see why it has not been
destroyed he said regretfully What
a neglectful fool have been"'
You might have said it had been de-
stroyed." she said, happy because he
had not SID it.
-, t!I,t would have been a lie
Real il. Your highnesS, and return it
IL - II must be destroyed"
Il; is 100 dark to read it here" With
out Il word he handed the paper to her
and called the chair bearers. TO whom
he gave instructions that brought her
speedily beneath one of the park lamps.
She afterward recalled the guilty i'm
pulse which forced her TO sit on the
telltale note while the men We're carry
ing her along in the driveway. When
it was quite safe she slyly opened the
miSSiye His hand closed over hers
and the note. and he bent close once
more.
MY only fear is that the test will
make it impossible for me TO kiss your
hand again." said he in Il strained
voice. She looked up in surprise.
Then it is really something disloy-
alT
II have called it test. your high
ness" he responded systematically.
well. We'll see" she said and forth
with turned her eyes to the all impor-
tant paper. :, quick fash crossed her
brow; her eyes biinked hopelessly The
note was written in the Graustark Ian
guage.
''I'll read it later. Baldos. This is no
place for me 10 be reading notes, don't
you know: really, it isn't. I'll give it
back to you tomorrow" she was in
haste 10 say.
An inscrutable smile came over his
face
"RavOne's information is correct.
am now convinced" he said slowly
"Pray, your highness. glance over it
now, that | may destroy it at once" he
persisted
''The light isn't good
ut seems excellent
"And | never saw such a miserable
scrawl as this. He must have written it
on horseback. and at full gallop."
at is quite legible, your highness."
81 really cannot read the stuff. You
know his handwriting. Read it to me.
I'll trust you to read 1t carefully.
This Is embarrassing, your highness,
but | obey, of course, if You command.
Here Is what Ravone says:
I'VE have fresh proof that she is not the
princess. but the American girl. Be ex
ceedinriy careful that she does not lead
you into any admissions. The Americans
are tricky. Have little to say to her and
guard YOUR tongue well. We are all we'll
and are hoping for the best
TO BE CONTINUED
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26

Blufem. who was always Boosting
about going through three wars?
Guyer-Yes.
Gunner-Well he has bought an auto
mobile.
Guyer-Hm! suppose he is deter
mined to kill one man before he pass
es in his chips.--Chicago News.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26
At a DISADVANTAGE.

Toni don't see anything remark
ably brilliant about Miss Gotrox.
Jack-Just wait till you see her with
Ill her diamonds oa.-Brooklyn Life.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26

Il have here an article for your mag
szine"
Happy co;ncidence,''
What 90 you mean?'
The magazine has just suspended"
--Philadelphia Ledger.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26
DOE BILE.

What kind Of pie will you have, VIII
lie-mince or applet"
I'll take two pieces of each. please"
1.-TWO pieces
"Yes'm Mamma told me not to ask
twice. New York Life
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-07-26

Stop wai'ing until you have to ad
vertise-tiy il when you ought to.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07
JOTTINGS
,. - - - By 6be Kid.

II you don't like what the editor
does, lick him.
1t never does rain In Hardinsburg.
That a dry town.
There's a lot Of diamonds IN the
snow for the coal man
A whole lot of people are written
down as we'll as written mp
Amt it funny that every body hates
cold weather except the coal man.
When John RocKfeller starts to bor-
ing for oil in Tobinsport they have
a-well you know.
Somebody don civered up my spring
boards in de city bridge wild stumb
ling books Is mad, too.
see no use 10 have a cimeIc-
ial club lest de have bsnquets and give
the boys something to eat.
We are getting four eggs day now
from our thirteen hens. Ma Is think
ing of making cake tor Washington s
birthday.
We went out walking in the woods
the other day and saw a sign that
read like this. "No travelen throu
hear. -
Ma says that de preachers don't often
fool her. Says she kin tell when he s
preaching for the 'lasses as we'll as the
masses.
Saturday spot" day. Understand? {?
If not, stand on corner Main and Elm
streets next Saturday and use all your
senses. You'll learn.
| asked my ma if it was any harm
ter milliner to git married. She
SAID no, not if the milliner could get
a foreman to run things
l don't see no use music teachers
waiting till June to git married when
dey already engaged. It'll save 20 pa
a heap o'coal of if you'll go on snd
take the ring now.
. Ain { no use to say things what hurt
a fellows feeling unless it'll do some
body some good. Then, by jove, crack
lose, fer the fellow hain't no right to
do what will hurt his feeling when
he's told about it.
If you don't lack the News stop it.
But don't 60 over and read your
neighbor's after you We stopped it com.
ing to you. You are not living up to a
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07
SAMPLE.

A. j. Bennett is very low with con
sumption.
Miss Villa Ahl closed her school last
Friday with a handsome treat of or
anges and candies.
Mrs Sallie Dowell Basham is ex-
pecting to make her home with Mrs.
Matilda Miliner, of Union Star.
Miss Eva Brumfield was the guest Of
her parents Saturday and Sunday ac-
companied by Miss Myrtle Elder
Miss Nora Saunders who has been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. James Arm
strong returned home Monday.
Mrs. Will Jolly was in Hardinsburg
last week.
The two local smatuer opera COM
panys are renesrsing regularly now
and will have their productions ready
In a few weeks
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

Make a note now to get Ely's Cream
Balm if you are troubled with nasal ca
tarrh, hay fever Or cold i'll the head. 1t
is purifying and soothing to the sensi-
tive membranes that line the air
passages. 1t is made to cure the disease,
not to fool the patient by a short, de-
ceptive relief. There is 30 cocaine nor
mercury in it. Do not be talked into
taking a substitute for Ely's Cream
Balm. All Druggist sell it. Price SOC
Mailed by Ely Bros, So Warren Street,
New York.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07
LODIBURG.

Roscoe Keys is on the sick list.
Miss Cora and Esther Brown,
Rhodelia were the guests of Miss
Ollie and Sallie B. Avitt Satur-
day and Sunday.
Mrs. John Brown Ekron, visit
ed at A. NJ. Hardin's last week.
Eugene Norton went to Stephen
sport Sunday.
Chas. B. Mays, Webster was
the guest of Miss A. Bell Grant
Sunday.
DIR. Henry Basham was here
last week doing dental work.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07
NOTICE

The City Council of the City of Cloverport, KY,
offers for sale to the highest and best bidder subject to
the conditions set out in Ordinance passed by said Council
the 9TH day of February 1906 franchise to construct
MAINTAIN and operate Electric Light, Power and Heat
ing Plant for period of twenty 2O years. in the City of
Cloverport.
Sealed bids will be received by Jas. g. Harris
Mayor, up to Seven III O'clock p NJ, Feb 19, 1906, at
which time the City Council will meet open and consider
each bid and either accept of them reject ALL The
consideration offered must accompany each bid deposit
of one hundred dollars certified check for
payable to the City of Coverpor will be required of the
successful bidder the effect that he Twill in good faith
begin the construction of said plant before the first
list day of May 1906, and will complete be-
fore the first list day of ofNovember, 1906
BY order of the City Council
James G. Harris, Mayor
Attest c. w. Patterson, Clerk.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

dead level with the ten command
ments when you do that.
There is a calf at Hites Run with no
eyes, only holes where the eyes ought
to be. Wonder il any big towns like
Franciso, Chicegi, Loueyyille or Glover
port ever mad any policemen in a fix
like that Hites Run calf
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

THE city Council commanded the marshal to enforce the dog
but when enforcing the ordinance against selling spirit
vino malt liquors of their business 1t to
they have enforce ordinance they have
enforce all. Why should there be any favortism
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

EX-MAYoR BARRY said he abused for eight years while
office We offer coincidence The editor of the News has been
@ thirty dare have been abused twi
that long An editor gets double time
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

No EVIDENCE petty plea when it comes to the enforcement
Coverpos local option law What good does do to give evil
dences
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

BE and read combination subscription offer of the
Breckenridge News for and the Farm Journal for the balance
of 1906 and all of 1907 1905 1909 and 1870 nearly five both
papers for the price of Just walk the captains office and
draw the greatest prize you ever drew.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

raise while instead of tobacco.
believe there money than tobacco You farmer
good Polk Company here and the
i not a twelve-mon crop, either.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

'My boys may 90 though egazed by your
but boys will by consenFnnk Cooper
BoYoor Bah!
ELECTRIC lights Yes
GRAND jury week.
SATURDAY is 'pot' day.
the young blood chance.
WELL have a commercial club
A is wanted al Tar Springs
Gop bless the of Coverport
DID you any ''cream ale:"
BAD roads make rough roads in cold weather
Four O councilmen seemingly "decine to answer"
COMMERCIAL club met last night Why don't you ioin'
grow harder, local
option.
the people Judge county school
system
BE go the meeting Oelzes hall Thurs
day night
HARprxnuRo was the guest of an Ex-Governor last week. from
all reports.
Coverpor- Mayor the
city council
Four legged dogs attention then legged dogs
in Coverpor
SOME interesting information will be forthcoming the grand
jury
If you have item please telephone to the News We
will appreciate it.
BE manly If you don't like the News tell the
editor. his friends
ELECTRIC lights to light Thanksgiving dinner that
make the turkey good
LIGHTING Clovepor is evidently paying business
Of several prospective bidders.
blind tigers Coverport tigers are busy
to trouble themselves with blinds
THE Mtcheha railroad Advice
TO Clovepor: Beware of Mitchell
subscription list increasing every week. That shows the
News gives 'square deal to every man."
way buy whskey in Coverport to oct in the pot
The law won't bother you. Don't be afraid.
You take the stopper and goes biz biz! popM But that's
Just cream ale progressive name for beer
-
If whkey makes prosperous town. Coverpo ought to
most prosperous village on the face of the earth.
Mayor Folk maybe he could draw witnesses out
to the city's advantage. Jimmie said he couldn't.
CovERpoRT all right churches Site
you to the Catholic Baptist Presbyterian and Methodist
READ Gasscock Co.'s ad may pow or fertilizer
for your crops you do, Gasscock Co. will you
WONDER if TIardnburg organized commercial club They
but that is about far Iardnburg
away up the part county but
the News has correspondent there
WE offer bargain this week. The News year the Farm
Journal Philadelphia years. Now can you dodge
that.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

AND the prophecy of of councmen to the eeC
have saloons pay for electric lights didn't r
maybe the town has been playing quick game
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

QUESTION merchant wants the trade that whskey will br
town. 1t insult the good people surrounding Cloverp
mention that they will come to town because they
whiskey here.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

MARION WEATHERHoLT is progressive man. He has already
poles for electric light wires Come Marion, you are
all right
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07
TWELVE PAGES.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1905.

THOUGHTS
y boys ruin though the egaized saloon by your
your boys will my conentFank c. Cooper
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

club met last night Why don't you join
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

One thing in favor of Cloverport-Its Mayor is NJ
council.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

BE sure now, and 90 to the mass-meeting at Oelze
ay night.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

r legged dogs are given more attention then two
rpOrt.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

SOME interesting information will be forthcomin.
jury next week.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

CHENAULT is away up in the northeastern part of the
News has correspondent there and good bunch of
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

ABSENCE makes the heart grow harder, when it c,
option.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

ELECTRIC lights to light Thanksgiving dinner.
make the turkey taste good!
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

BE a man, manly man. If you don't like the
editor. not his friends.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

RDINsBURG was the guest of an Ex-Governor last
rtc
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

LET the people hear from Judge Mooman the county
m.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07
Here it is Again.

rGasscock & Co., are dealers in Fertilizers and To
bacco Grower, and will sell at cash prices only
tHere their prices Can you better yourselfl L
not 90 to them and close contract for your coming CROP
rive handle the best Fertilizer and it is made only by
the Federal Chemical Co., and sold only through Globe Fer
tilizer Co., of Louisville
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

The way to buy whiskey in Cloverport is to get il
The law won't bother you Don't be afraid.
The Breckenridge news., 1906-02-07

If you have a news item. please telephone it to
will appreciate it,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-27
coAL LANps EoR scHools.

The last census SHOWS the illi}eract
Of Indian Territory as 260 and IN ok
lahoma 30.S out OF 1000 fnis fact l.
not cited for the purpose of unfavol
able comparison but simply TO show
that congress could and of right ough
O be very liberal in its endeavor t
sid the new state school hnd.
The S5,0o0,00O granted was good a.
far as 1T goes but how far viii II e
in covering and correcting the grea
ntional error Of many decades stand
ing? The responsibility for the stu
alton can not justly he laid at the doc
Oklahoma, neither Of Indian Terri
tory Both were helpless and dis
frauchscd all these years
Congress wolld wrong no one II
pulchasing the reserved coal and oi
lands aud turning them over to th'
new state school fund
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-27
5rArEHoop FOR
the TERRITORIES.

THE TERRITORIES.
Arizona and New Mexico are as
much entitled TO statehood now as
yer. Because they had ihe manhood
refuse tc swallow whole that nau-
eaus omnibus dose prepared for tncm
" that Republican house caucus at
Washington, is no reason for rejecting
heir just demands for statehood.
The Springfield. Missouri Rcpubli-
an makes light of their laudable de-
ire for statehood, and predicts that
hey viii receive scant courtesy in this
nd succeeding congresses. at least
ntu 1910 or 1911. In this uncharitable
lew several Republican papers, now
at off from the iced trough, most
heartily concur
The Springfield Republican is
wrong, when it advises congress tc
granted to us, when they quote ap
rovingly alch fallacies II may com
BORT with Republican views and il
NAY prove only too truly that they dc
effect the venom Of the cabal, but It IS
MUST nevertheless and win in future
rear just such fruit as years Of
granny over Otlahoma's hopes and
srirltions prodrced in the late elec
I'm landslide here.
Beyeridge and Cannon will be in
luiriug how it happened in Arizona
lnd New Mexico, in that day when the
cnse of Justice of the American peo
Die force open the door of statehood
or these territories and the territories
leliver an untrammeled vote.
They viii get for an answer, jus
what they received from Oklahoms
and it will be just Judgment. right
'ously meted out to them in full
neasaro. The paths af tyranny al
Ways lead to the tomb
It is no crime for the people o
Arizona TO refuse to merge with New
Mexico Clearly the people of the tw-
erritorio8 have widely different char
lcteristica and had better knowledge
If whether they could adyantageousll
join The two territoriea may be
ipurned by a Republican congress II
their requests for statehood just a.
was Oklahoma but justice will ye
prevail and they viii be admitted int
the great American union aud NJ
longer be as they arc now, disfran
hised
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-27

Bishop OF Cordeu About thirty boys
worc fn attendance with their corn cXhi-
bits. and as many more had ,hcm pre-
pared but were unable 10 be in attend
ance at the institute oa account of the
extremely stormy weather. An Of the
boys who had exhibits attended all of
the sessions of the institute ana showed
cat interest in lts work. 1T seems 90
mo that they have adopted the right plan
for building up the Institutes thcrc.' said
Professor Moorhousc "for If you get the
farm boys of today interested, you viii
have tho farmers Of tomorrow. The
effect of the addresses on seed seloc-
tion could be seen right thee at IN.
meeting. ono boy, who got about siNtt
place with his co-n came 10 me after
The meeting and told rue that he woulC
have some better corn thcre next year
since ne knew how to so about IT," Mr.
Bishop was reelected president Of tho
Washln county Institute, and was als'
sclectcd as its delegate to the dnnua
meeting of the board Of agriculture.