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New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
Murder to Order

GENERAL years ago ARRAY in a western
~ mining town resulted in murder. but
Senator Thurston of Nebraska, believing the
man who was accused % have had an innocent
intention. took up his case and had the punish
ment lightened. Six months afterward a man.
armed to the teeth, appeared IN the Senator 5
office
Are YOU Squire Thurston," he rOared.
YES" SAID the Senator.
And are YOU the fellow that helped Jack
Hurley at court
The Senator. thinking his time had come,
again answered, Yes.
Well" said the man with the guns and
bowie knives I'm Hurley'S pardner, an I've
come to pay YOU haven't any money. but
I'm man OF honor. anybody in town YOU
don't like
The Senator assured him there was not but
the man looked incre,iulOus and said. Put
on Your hat, squire and take walk down the
street with me. See anybody YOU don't ike,
just throw up Your thumb, an III pop him
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
Corn in Georgia

FUDGE JOHN VI. DOOLl Of Georgia was
j noted ior his wit and the ability OF always
having a better story ready than any whop
per" he might be told by a friend The year
1913 was an exceptionally dry season IN Creor
gia. and corn did not mature at all III many
portions of the state.
Il have got the corn, Judge Doolv, that Will
stand this drought any other one SAID
Austin Edwards day while they were dis
CuSSing the poor crops. - got IT from
Tennessee Cattlenan. and planted a piece OF
it in my garden. IL came up IN about a week.
and every stalk had six large ears. and hanging
to the tasSel a nice little gourd tull OF
shelle,l corn 1t beats the Dutch Judge. DID
you ever hear of anything like that
The Judge listened with great gravity, and
when he had finished. said " Why. Mr.. Austin.
that isn't shade to the corn made by Tom
HAYNES of Hancock County. l was at court
there last week, and stayed with Tom. He
had Just finished gathering IN a piece OF low
swamp land which he cleared last year Do
YOU know it never rained on that piece of land
at all and Tom didn't expect there was going
To be any corn. SO he turned his hogs IN - eat
up the drv stalks. The hogs did not come
back as usual the next morning. So he went %
look after them What was his surprise u
find one of them with large ear OF corn IN
her mouth. He could not imagine where II
came from. but on examination found that
she had rooted it up from the foot o. dried
corn stalk. He looked at other corn stalks.
and found that the roots ol all Oi them
there We're from five to ten large ears OF com
Then he had his field dug up and gathered the
best crop he ever had.
Well, Well" said Austin. " That beats
my corn. l must have some OF that seed.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
LincOln's Rebuke

THE SAYING that there are few honest lawyers
i did not hold true in the case of Lincoln. y
man called to retain him on SUIT
state Your case" said Honest Abe
The man did and then Lincoln SAID
Il cannot represent YOU. tor you are wrong.
and the other party Is right.
That is none of Your business If l employ
YOU SAID the client
Pardon me-. SAID the man who aiterward
became President: my business Is never To-
defend wrong. | never take that Is
manifeStly wrong"
Well, but you can make trouble for the
other fellow"
YES" said Lincoln. Il can set 4 whole
community at loggerheadS. | can make trouble
for this widow and her fathcrlcSS children and
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
The Extreme Penalty

7 ORD RUSSELL. famous jurist. once went
II to Scotland u help the Liberals in a
campaign. He purposely began his speech
with a few sentences of bad Scotch, and then
when the confusion caused by the blunder
had SubSded, he sad
Gentlemen. | do not speak Scotch, but
vote Scotch, and often drink Scotch He
was greeted with tremendous applause.
When Russell young man he was sit
ting in court listening to a trial for bigarny. y
friend leaned across to him and asked Rus
sell, what is the extreme penalty for bigamy'
Two mothers in law was the reply.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
All He Asked

CTEPHEN A. DOUGLAS. who will be re-
~ membered in connection with Lincoln at
Springfield. was very demonstrative in his pro-
fessions of friendship. One day he sat down
on Beverly fuckers knee. and throwing his
arm around the Virginian's shoulder. said.
Bev. old boy. love you"
Douglas" said Tucker. will you always
love me-
Yes. Beverly. l surely will
But" persisted Tucker. will you love me
when YOU get to be PRESIDENT"
Indeed l will. What do you want me to
do for you,"
Well" said Tucker. "all want you to do
then is to pick out some public place and put
your arm around my neck just as you are do
ing now. and call ME Bev.'
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
Practising by Ear

W/HEN Grover Cleveland was practising
w law at Buffalo. among his associates
was a young lawyer who. though a bright
fellow. was rather inclined to lazinesS. He
was forever bothering Cleveland about points
of law rather than lool, them up himself
At last Cleveland became tired of it, and the
next time the young man sauntered IN. Cleve
land knew what he wanted and. getting up.
pointed 60 his bookcase and SAID. There are
my books. You welcome to them: YOU
can read up Your own case.
The fellow caught but he rose To the
occasion. See here Grover Cleveland. he
said. :" want You TO understand don't read
law. | practise entirely by ear. and YOU and
your books can 60 To thunder"
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
Talking to the Wrong Man

N/HlIE Dooly was holding court IN Wash
w Ington County, Georgia, a certain
General Hanson who WAS famed ,,S a blowhari
came III and sat down ut the side ot the
Judge, and began to tell him about the vast
amounts OF property he owned
stop lu>t a moment. General. SAID DoOlv
Mr. Sheriff. call III Jones, the receiver OF tax
returns"
In a few moments that worthy appeared
Mr.. Receiver, SAID the Judge come up
here and make an inventory ii Cener,l Han
son property. He had mistaken me ior vou-" "
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
An Effective Riddle

0N one occasion when he busy President
~ Lincoln received a delegation OF men who
were endea voring to hurry the passing of some
petty bill. When they entered Lincoln looked
up gravely. and said
III you call the tail of a sheep leg. how
many legs will the sheep havee"
Five" said the spokesman.
NO" replied Lincoln. it would only have
four, Calling the tail leg wouldn't make it
one"
The delegation departed in discontinue.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
Would Take His Word for IL

nOOLI, despite his good hunor had 4 biting
- strain OF satire On one occasion a Young
lawyer named Jacks delivering a Speecl,
against Calhoun. He ought not 70 he elected
constable of this district. He hasn't either
character or principle" he said
Dooly heard HIM through, and then in a
smooth voice SAID Mr. Jacks. | know Mr
Calhoun well. and | am certain that he has
great respect for public opinion. and Is. more
over. very modest and If YOU Will write T. hlrn
he will take down his name and not run for
Congress at all.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16
1t Varied

THE late Judge Saunders of North Carolina
i was noted as an angler. but he had poor
memory as to the weight of the fish he had
taken. On one occasion friend, trying to en-
weight of that big catfish YOU caught the other
dava"
The Judge turned to his waiter and said.
Bob. what did | say that catfish weighed" >"
What time yesterday boss-in de mawnin.
at dinner. after suppahe"
New-York tribune., 1906-12-16

by so doing get you six hundred dollars that
rightfulv belongs to her: but l won't do 1t.
Not if | pay you well,"
Not for al! the money you are worth" was
the reply
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
WEEKS RECORD

Aaker's Business College, Far
go, N. D.. filed nine positions last
week as follows: Mr.. Thorsen
was sent to Mott with Abbey &
Co., Raastad, to Page with G. w.
Dickinson, Selma Asleson, to
Detroit with Norby &C.,, Christ
inson to Hunter with D. H.
Horeston, Mr. Erickson, Misses
Nelson, Forsberg and Widing
we're placed in Fargo and Ella
Hanson with Nerseth & Fou-
chald, White Earth, N. D. Three
bookkeepers and six stenogra-
piers in one week.-Mrs. is going
some, and when most schools are
closed, doing nothing for their
graduates.
Send for catalogue.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Layout Looks Good.

The Woman's Relief Corps is
making extensive preparations
for the lunch which will be
served to the old veterans just
before the big parade next We'd
nesday. The following is a list
of goods provided for the event:
$50 lbs. of coffee, 1870 gallons of
pure cream; 1 Dbl sugar; 1900
loaves of bread; 26O lbs. of butter;
500 gallons of butter milk. The
coffee will be made at the rate of
40 gallons every 6 minutes. A
fire engine will furnish the hot
water.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
NOTICE OF TEACHERS Elk


Ateachers' examination occurs
the last Friday in August, the
31st, and will be held for Steele
County at Sherbrooke, begin
ming nine o'clock A. M. Those
desiring primary certificates may
write at this time.
Dated at Sherbrooke, N. Oak.
this 4th day of August 1906.
T. A. HAsSELQUIsT,
|lSEAL] Co, Supt. of Schools
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Fly paper at Mallory's Drug
store.
H. J.. Harness was doing bust
ness in Fargo Monday.
See Loney's ad giving the date
of his next excursion to Canada
p. j. Pepper and son, Harry,
were down from Finley Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. r. Beckerjeck
Sundayed with relatives at Lari-
more.
w. A. Abbott, of Aneta, is put
ting in the gas plant at the Palace
Hotel.
Meyers Meat Market will
have fresh fish and oysters for
tomorrow.
Hereafter the pricefor Sunday
dinners at the New Hope House
will be IS cents.
The w. c.. T. u. will meet with
Mrs. 0. G.. Major Friday after
noon at 2 O'Clock.
This is fly season. Tangle
Foot and poison fly paper at NAL
lory's Drug Store.
One. 1890 Advance Separator
with wind stacker for sale. In
quire at Pioneer office.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
New Jeweler Here.

William Stricken, the jeweler
who will occupy the room recent
ly vacated by the Palace restaur-
ant, arrived last evening and will
begin to unpack his goods as
soon as the decorators have
completed their work.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
FISHER & GILMORE.

Save money by learning short
hand at home; you obtain a
thorough training to accomplish
practical work. Rates within
reach of poor. Take advantage
of reduced summer rates. Gregg
Shorthand espondence
School,, 401 Evanston building,
Minneapolis, Mimi. Ia
Read the Pioneer Ads. They
will interest YOU.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
For Sale

so head of horses and colts,
% head mich cows, 10 head of
young stock, % head of hogs.
Will be found at Fisher & Gil
more's barn. Everything as
represented. Call and look over
our stock.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
All Kinds Of Building Material

Don't fail to read the ads in
the Pioneer. They tell where to
buy and how to save money.
For SALE:-A Winchester Re
peating shot gun-as good as new
Call at Pioneer office.
James Loney is having his
hotel office ceiled with steel and
is having an acetylene gas plant
installed.
Joe Cyrus is carrying his arm
in a sling as a result of a broken
clavicle caused by being thrown
from a horse.
The Congregational parsonage
is being thoroly overhauled, when
completed the house will resem-
BILE a new building.
Misses Edna Gray and Ella
Nelson returned from Valley
City Friday where they have
been attending Summer School.
It will pay you to visit Mrs.
Bowen's Millinery store if you
are interested in securing first
class goods at greatly reduced
prices.
Don't forget to cut those un-
slightly weeds. The City council
has ordered the work done and
every property owner should
get busy.
Application has been made to
organize the Hope National Bank.
The organizers are Geo. A. War
ner, G. S. Moores, F. N. Gilmore,
w. H. M. Philip, of this city, and
John D.. Lasham Of Hillsboro, and
1. B. Hanna, of Fargo. Capital
$50, 100000.
DR.. Bachrach, Supt. of the
Board of Health, was down from
Finley yesterday on official bust
ness. AS a result of his visit
there will be some cleaning up
done that will improve sanitary
conditions in the vicinity.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. A. Jacobson
and daughters Eunice and leila,
MI. and Mrs. J. D. Brown and
children, w. w. White and
daughter Miss Jessie and Misses
Jennie Ehred and Mildred Dan
skin were passengers for Cotton
Lake last Saturday morning
where they are spending a few
days.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Excavations for the residences
of Tom Sheetz and N. A. Couron
are almost completed.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Several cases of chickenpox
are reported in town.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Wedding stationery, calling
cards printed OF engraved in the
latest styles at the Pioneer print
cry. Our prices are also right.
Come in and give us your order
now.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

b. D. Washburn returned from
the Twin Cities Friday evening,
where he spent a week or more
in purchasing his big fall stock
of furniture.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Don't fail to read the ads in
the Pioneer. They tell where to
buy and how to save money.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

1t is warm yet but soon winter
will be here. Get your house
heated with hot water. Save
fuel and be comfortable at the
same time. Write
w. A. ABBOTT, Aneta, N. D.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Hugh Carpenter brot in a
sample of flax last Monday which
was almost ready to cut. Re-
ports from other sources also
state that harvest will soon begin
in earnest.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Excavations for the residences
of Tom Sheetz and N. A. Couron
are almost completed.
b. D. Washburn returned from
the Twin Cities Friday evening,
where he spent a week or more
in purchasing his big fall stock
Of furniture.
1t is reported that work on the
new line between Aneta and
Devils Lake is being seriously
retarded on account of the short
age in bridge material.
Wedding stationery, calling
cards printed or engraved in the
latest styles at the Pioneer print
cry. Our prices are also right.
Come in and give us your order
now.
Hugh Carpenter brot in a
sample of flax last Monday which
was almost ready to cut. Re
ports from other sources also
state that harvest will soon begin
in earnest.
Local sportsmen are making
preparations for the opening of
the hunting season which occurs
on Saturday, Sept. 1st. 1t is re-
ported that prairie chickens and
ducks are very plentiful.
Mrs. L. j. Fullmer was a
passenger for Grand Forks last
Friday morning where she visit
ed with Mr.. and Mrs. Emery
Fullmer. Miss Katie has also
been visiting there for two weeks.
Mrs. j. L. Berby, of Herman,
Mimi, and Mrs. j. H. Hill, of
Minneapolis, mother and sister
of Mrs. J. S. Cassels, are visiting
in the city. John Cassels also
dropped in for a short visit with
his family yesterday.
The Pioneer has been request
ed to state that the Steele County
Belgian Stock Co. has made ar
rangements to have their cele-
brated stallion Hosea" stand
the balance of the season at the
barn of Fisher & Gilmore where
the horse will be found at all
times for the use of the patrons
| ~f 4lo 1oro,,o,,1y ~ q
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Taken up-One roam gelding,
quite old, weighs between 14OO
and 1900 pounds. Came to my
place on June 18th.
Roderick Mckay,
Sec. l-l43-57. Hope, N. D.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

1t is reported that work on the
new line between Aneta and
Devils Lake is being seriously
retarded on account of the short
age in bridge material.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

For SALE:-A Winchester Re
peating shot gun-as good as new
Call at Pioneer office.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
LOCAL NEWS NOTES. !;
/ 3

~ To insure insertion, all advertise
ments and pay locals must reach our
Office on or before Wednesday noon
of each week.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Delightful weather.
Harvest has commenced.
The countenance of the farm.
er weareth a smile.

A party of young people spent
Sunday on the shady banks of
the Sheyenne,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Local sportsmen are making
preparations for the opening of
the hunting season which occurs
on Saturday, Sept. LIST. 1t is re-
ported that prairie chickens and
ducks are very plentiful.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

James Loney is having his
hotel Office ceiled with steel and
is having an acetylene gas plant
installed.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

We understand one of our
local merchants will put in a
private electric light plant.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Misses Edna Gray and Ella
Nelson returned from Valley
City Friday where they have
been attending Summer School.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Don't forget to cut those un-
slightly weeds. The City council
has ordered the work done and
every property owner should
get busy.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

Joe Cyrus is carrying his arm
in a sling as a result of a broken
clavicle caused by being thrown
from a horse.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09

It will pay you to visit Mrs.
Bowen's Millinery store if you
are interested in securing first
class goods at greatly reduced
prices.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-01-26

crawled instinctively. The trick is sim
ply sleight of hand; but, as l said, l
draw the line on snakes. These fakirs
also come TO you house and charm
cobras out OF the corners. o pay
him for removing the venomous things,
whereas they We're all carried by him
in his ever-present bag, into which
they are replaced to be charmed out
of other peoples homes.
THE luck trick consists in making a
china duck sink TO the bottom or rise
TO the top of a big pot OF water by
word of command. / noticed that the
fakir always sprinkled water under the
pot before he began the trick. With
this as a clew, / soon discovered the
modus operandi. The water in the pot
is always muddy, so the bottom can
not be seen. There are two ducks, one
heavy, the other buoyant. The latter
is tied to a hair that run through the
bottom of the pot, and the ground was
sprinlIled TO conceal the water that
leaks through this hole. The falir, sit
ting at q distance, works the hair by
beating a tom-tom with a sort OF stick
with two strings, at the end of each of
which is a bullet. The beating of the
tom-tom is supposed to be a part of the
incarnation, but in fact is the cover
under which the hair is pulled and the
duck made TO sink or swim. l did this
trick for q party of scientific men
from the University Of Pennsylvania;
but l used a glass jar, with clear water,
and had it on q glass plate on a table.
One of the party, an electrical engi-
neer, knowing that magnetism cannot
be insulated, solved the trick to his
own satisfaction on the magnetic the
DRY. When 1 substituted a Derby hat
his theory, as he thought, broke down.
He forgot there is q circle of steel in
tho ri,, re nyyn,xy nNrhry hot Tha 20 Iire
travel in groups, and different ones are
dressed for different tricks. The long
Sleeves necessary for the many tricks
would be scorned by ar American con-
jurer.
Concerning the disappearance trick
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-01-26
Grim Collection Of Relics.

From the London Pail Mall Gazette.
There has recently been arranged at tbs
offices Of the National Society for the
Prevention Of Cruelty to Children in Lon
don a case of relics, and so unique and ter
rible Is the story they tell Of cruelty and
torture that they might ave belonged TO
the dark ages instead OF to the present
day. In every case the things have been
There is a mud-bespattered clog that was
worn for days by a child whose parents
dragged 1t through the streets Of a north
ern town. Externally there is nothing to
suggest its grim purpose, but from the
sole three cruel nails had been knocked
through so as to pierce the foot. The evil
scheme succeeded, and the mournful wall
and haggard look of the little one extract
ed aims from the sympathetic, which were
pocketed by the cruel parents. Beside the
clog hangs a belt, with a heavy brass
buckle. used to thrash a girl OF nine and
a boy Of five. The buckle bears ar en-
bossed anchor, and so relentless were the
blows inflicted that the boy for days bore
the impression OF the anchor on his body.
Pathetic interest attaches to a piece OF
heavy tarred o 1t was used by a vi
cious stepmother to thrash a girl eleven
wears of age. When the society rescued
the girl her life was despaired of, but with
care and attention she partially recovered.
So terrible had been the cruelty inflicted,
however. that three or four times she sank
again until no hope seemed left. Then
there was a change for the better, and the
girl Is now well and happy. A clergyman
figures on the blacklist, and Is represent
ed by a long, heavy chain and paddock, by
means OF which he fastened his starving
daughter to q bed. Memory OF a notorious
cruelty case in ~Tottenham, where the cul-
prit was sent to prison for three years, is
revived by an ordinary travelling basket
IN which two children were found In a ter
rible 4 re Of restitution and neglect.
Another chain and paddock tells OF a step
mother and father. who fastened a boy
eight years Of age 10 a staple In the floor
of a wretched room. Daily from early
morning until late at night the child lay
chained like an animal. hungry, dirty and
III, until rhe law laid a stern hand Oh the
man and woman. Weighing four pounds, a
formidable iron staple bears a card that
indicates that IL was used to beat a child
with. The gruesome collection IL o
without it's streak OF humor. In a con-
spicuous position there IL an iron pan, re-
sembling In size and appearance the or
binary frying pan Of domestic use. which
= described AZ - bath used by Q family
OF eight persons." But that II the only
note Of relief. Every other article tells
some story Of tnhnmaE sruely.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-01-26

Kear. Noted Wizard, Says Nothing Supernatural Happens Either in the
Exhibitions of Mysifers ar in the seances of spirtuausts-Here Are &c
Be Found Some Exposures of Seemingly impossible Tricks-The Hindus
Are the Cheapest Sort of Fakrs-Some Queer Thinas That Have Hap
pened in KeIlars Career. - - - - - -
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-01-26

From the Philadelphia Press.
What's that sign you're making there?~
asked the grocer.
I" 'Eresh eggs. replied the new clerk.
Make II 1sresh-laid cggs.'
"Wly-er-everybody knows The sgen
were fresh when they we're laid"
Exactly. and that's ~ that ~ m1o ~
" - ray shout them