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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26
WORTH REMEMBERING

Eight small sayings that the house
wife might burn on platter or in some
way make large and fasten to her kitch-
en- wall are:
Haste without hurry saves worry,
fuss and furry.
Leave nothing dirty; clean and clear
as you go.
Without cleanliness and punctual-
ity good cooking is impossible.
Stew boiled is stew spoiled.
Boil fish quickly; boil meat slowly.
Wash vegetables in three waters.
A good cook wastes nothing
Strong fire for roasting; clear fire for
boiling.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26
JEWELS.


THE black diamond is hard that it cannot be
i polished.
An uncut diamond looks very much like a bit Of
gum arabic ii.
piece of chaFcoala5gTa ..s3rn
The island of Ceylon is the most remarkable gem
deposit in the world 5:..A II
Every gem known to the lapidary has been found
in the United States.
The CARAT used in estimating the weight of gems
is grain Of Indian wheat.
When fine ruby is found in Burmah a procession
of Elephants grandees and soldiers escort it to tho
kings palace.
The sapphire which adorns the summit Of the Eng
lsh is the that Edward the confessor wore
in his ring.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26
Where Feminine Fancy Lights
FROM ELIZABETH LEE
What Colors to Wear,

! Dear Miss Lee: 7 am 20 years old,
five feet two inches tall, waist measure
twenty-four inches, bust measure thir-
ty-two inches, and my hair is Zig hit red.
I wish you would please tell me how
long I should wear my dresses, and how
I should fix my hair and also what col
ors would be the most becoming for
me to wear9 I will thank you very
much if you will answer my questions.
~ ~ ....- x. Y. q.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26

Cover with another dish and bake
twenty minutes or till all is thoroly
cooked. Have neat pieces Of buttered
toast on hot platter; put the tomato
ON the center pieces and mushrooms on:
the. others, pour the liquor which Will.
be found on the baking dish all over
and serve very hot. s.-.'- -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26

Comment.
Trick 1-Pone plays the down and out echo in his
partner 3 suit to show he had but the two
Trick 2-North, the leader, changes the suit In
order to have spades led to him and leads thru dunn
my IS minor tenace in diamonds.
Trick 3-Pone infers whatever strength the dealer
has must be in clubs, and it is better to lead thru
strength to dummy's weakness than to return the
spade. If the dealer wins the trick and leads trumps
dummy will fnesse and pone will again be in the lead.
Trick 4-North continues diamonds thru dummy's
king and one, knowing pone holds the ace
Trick 6-Pone leads clubs again thru the strong
hand, knowing he must get in later and then lead
the spade to his partner. There is way that dummy
will be able to discard his spade.
Trick Dummy illnesses, hoping to find the king
of trumps in North's hand. If the fnesse wins and
his draws the king he discard his losing spade
his partners good clubs
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26

Lavender will probably be found In
the home Of the woman with high aims,
who loves exactituds.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26
THE PHONE ABROAD.

THE PHONE ABROAD.
ssI ELLO,'' the word which begins every telephone
IL conversation in America begins also but in a
strangely altered form, every telephone conversation
in France
The French pronounce 'fhello' the shrub 'aloe''
is pronounced. To hear them giving odd sound
to the familiar word 'Ehelo'' makes good American
smile. T. '.' s.' 80
The English, rule, do not say "hello' at the
Thp 3bex nn nd te t1r
words where would serve and they ask, BESIDES
an unnecessary question. 'Hello,' IT,; must be adj
mitted Is better than care you Thereof in every way
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26
With the Long Bo.D

Interview with 3 Dreamer Who Temporarily Holds
Position in Minneapolis Banking House Pending
the Arrival of a Fortune-An Expected Letter that
Seems to Be a Long Time on the Way.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26
Say, girls can It we go with youa" again said the

ssay, girls, can It go with yous' again said the
barber.
Mrs. Flynn here slapped the barber the face,
making his teeth rattle and knocking him into ths
gutter His derby hat rolled out into the His
companion took to his heels.
Reporters FASTENED to the scene.
F1t Is the first time T accosted by
man, said Mrs Flynn later. ''We are not used to
such scenes in Kentucky. There usually enough
gentlemen around to make quick work of 'mashers.'
| don t know what made me hit him. just felt like
I wanted to give him real wallopng.'
Mrs. Flynn hesitated to tell her husband. Flynn
is six feet in height and he is sometimes full of
riot. The other man had sense enough to see Flynn
first and explain:
81 was Drinking Mr.. Flynn said the young bar
ber II did not know your wife. I had idea who
she was. When made the second remark she almost
knocked my teeth out. It taught a lesson First,
shall never drink whisky again. Second, I never
expect to attempt to- make a mash again.
Flynn was9sensible enough to accept the apology
without bloodshed and the incident is considered
closed in st. Louis.
If you accost the wrong party in this MASKING bust
ness, it is sometimes FATAL A. j. R. =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-26

A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE.
NIINONWhat is the difference between the love Of
IN lover and the love Of husband9
Nnette-About 800 degrees Fahrenheit.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Doing For the Parson,

The old custom Of having the minis
ter and the schoolteacher board
round" is not wholly forgotten. as is
c in an incident reported by the
Florida Times Union. The parson is 4
successful circuit preacher. who in his
younger days was sent rs a missionary
10 Florida. The town was off from any
railroad line, and was sparsely popu-
lated. The new minister gathered the
people and told them that he intended
10 establish Il church: that churches
brought schools. schools settlers and
settlers prosperity.
4 have no money" he said, 'hut l
intend that you people shall care for
me What can you do for the preach
er: I don't intend to put the burden
Of my living OF any p family. but
upon ali of YOU. turn and turn about.
| will not 90. however. where the latch
string is not hanging out Of the door.
What can you Go for the preachers"
One old lady. who had Il dim recol-
lection of Il small church i'll the piny
woods of Georgia when SHE WAS a girl,
said:
Il kin eat him. but 1 can't steep
him."
"That's good" responded The parson.
Now. who's next"
"Wcll. if Sister Jenkins is gwine to
eat him, I'll agree 10 Sleep him, but
can't wash him"
"That's good. Who neXt?'
Here another sister spoke up: well.
1 reckon l can wash him, but ain't
much on billed GhirtS.
Whether any one was found to bile
the parson the story does not state.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
FIGHT WAS FORCED.
Battle With the Moros Was
Unavoidable
CONDITIONS NOW UNDERSTOOD
Major Genral Wood Assumes Respon-
slbllity for It-Killing of Some Of
the Women Gould not be Avoided.

Manila, BY Cable.-Major General
Wood, who has arrived, has annouuc-
ed that he assumes full responsibility
Tor the fight against the Moros at
DaJo Hill near Jolo. He said that
there was no wanton destruction of
women and children in the FIGHT.
though many Of them were killed by
force OF necessity because the Moros
used them as shields in the hand-to-
hand lighting. Major General Wood
declared that many of the women
wore mail attire and their sex could
not be distinguished. Another con-
fusing cause was the desperation with
which the women fought, the priests
having worked all Of the Moros to a
religious frenzy. Many Of the Moros
feigned death and butchered the Am
erlcan hospital men who were reliev-
ing the wounded. General Wood said
"Nelther III this o any fight has
an American soldier killed a woman
OF child except in a close action when
it vas impossible to distinguish SEX
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11

The session, which was ended at 3
o'clock so that the Republican caucus
might be held, was devoted to gener-
al debate on the legislative bill.
Severe criticism of the recent bat
tie in the Philippines was made by
Mr.. Jones of Virginia, who declared
that the killing Of women and children
was a disgrace to the nation. Mr..
Williams, the minority leader. facetl-
ously instructed" the Republicans OIL
their causcus, and Mr.. Keifer, OF
Ohio, delivered a speech in favor OF
reducing Southern representation II
Congress.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Weather Man Saves Money.

In spite Of the standing jokes about
the weather man, it is probable that
for every dollar spent or the weather
bureau SO are saved, says Country
Life in America. At the time of the
Mississippi flood Of 1897 $15, 900, 900
worth of live stock and other prop
erty were saved as a result of warn
ings issued a week ahead. Signals
displayed for a single hurricane have
detained in port vessels valued, with
their cargoes, al O,000, 900. The
West Indian stations. established in
1898, inform US of hurricanes as soon
as they begin. The course Of the hur-
ricane that caused the Galveston flood
was charted for a week before it
struck our shOres-fOr hurricanes
move slowly. Eighty-five per cent Of
the forecasts now come true, and by
the aid of rural free delivery 20
000, 900 forecast cards were distrib-
uted last year to farmers, many of
whom could not have had them five
years ago.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Population of the Isle of Pines.

Havana, By Cable.-Dryden Fulton,
who vas appointed to take the census
Of the Isle of Pines, and who was ar
rested by the Cuban authorities be-
cause he did not have their permits
sion to do so. arrived here recently.
He says the census was practically
completed before the Cubans stopped
the work. He says there are less than
1000 inhabitants on the Island and
estimates the number Of Cubans at
1000 and actual Americans at about
700. He says that the number Of
male Cubans Of voting age is 200 and
that 40 voted in the last election.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
NEWSY

Captain Stubbs. secretary OF Liver
pool Orphan institution, is n of the
few living persons who served on Mel
sons flagship Victory.
Geza Won Fejercary, the recently APP
pointed premier of the Hungarian cab.
met, has received alomst every decora-
ton his country can bestoW.
Baron Takai1i says four-fifths of the
Japanese boys are now studying Eng
lish. and that it will soon become the
language of Japan and later of the
world.
A walnut tree and a pecan tree were
planted upon the grave, at Austin,
Texas, of Governor J. S. Hogg. This
was in compliance With his dying re-
quest.
The Rev. Charles Fl. Poole. a Meth
odist preacher and mission worker III
Auckland, n. T.. was recently elected a
member of Parliament IN the prohibl-
ton issue.
Rufus Bullock, who was a recon-
struction Governor of Georgia. IS
spending his declining days at Al
bion. n. Y. his boyhood home. lie
is helpless from paralysis.
DR.. Daniel Trembly McDougal. of
New York, has accepted the appoint
ment as director of the newly created
department Of the botanical research
establishment by the Carnegie lnstl-
tute Of Washington. ID. Z.
One hundred years ago Joseph Smith.
the founder of Mormonism, first saw
the light Of day i'll the village OF
Sharon. Vt. In commemoration of the
event a handsome granite monument
has lust been erected at Sharon.
There are four governors that served
during the Civil War still liying-Wll-
liam Spra@ue. whose home is near
Narraeansett Pier, X. l.: FREDERICK
Holbrook. of Brattleboro. VT; Samuel
!. Crawford. of Kansas, and john j.
Pettys. of Mississippi.
Major General Trotski. who was re-
Gently made commander Of st. Peters
burg. was born on July 2G. 1917.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11

"Polly. will youput down that lemon!
ready?'
Polly subsidized.
Let me ask you" I went on. serl'
ously, why. if you girls know all TINS,
do YOU so often cross the street your
~selves:'
what do you mean:" said Polly.
You send Us sofa pillows l re
torted.
Polly WINGED.
And necktie cases" went on, "and
invite us to violet teas"
Mir. HeavyfeatheT." said Polly, vii
yen kindly pass the sugar"
l passed.
Polly took two Jumps with the dig
nifty OF L tragedy queen.
1T is evident,' she remarked. i'll q
| tone like the trickling of ice water,
.'tlat your charms have made you a
victim of feminine attentions. But"
she continued. there are girls and
girls. The kind to whom you have
reference never were like the girl on
| the other side of the street. They
never gave you nor any other man an
| opportunity to observe them from a
distance.
You never had any perspective on
them at all. They were the nine girls
out of ten. But there is always the
tenth girl. and she is the girl across
the street, the girl of whom you are
never quite sure. the girl who has
eluded you. Can you not recollect. in
| all your varied and interesting career,
any woman who has escaped you. who
has talked with you, firted with you.
chummed with you. but whom you
have never gotten really near? Have
YOU never known a woman who would
be as interesting to you if YOU had
married her as she is now that YOU
haven't got her.:
l blew the smoke of my cigarette re-
iectiyely. 1t is always amusing to
hear Polly talk sensibly. because
well-because her pompadour is fluffy
and her nose is Introusse-and i'll that
| nonsensical apron-Well-
"Ye'es," I began slowly: snow that
you come to mention il, there was once
Il gill;
Il don't ask for particulars, Mr.,
H~eavyfeather.'
The most beautiful girl I ever
knew
vii you have some more tea. Mr..
Heayyfeather:'
The cleyerest-'
One lump. or two:'
THE girl with the greatest amount
of common sensc-'
'Lemon:'
"And she was the girl across-"
I don't want to knoW.,'
Tho girl ACROSS
81 Won't listen.'
The girl across"
Polly rose in righteous wrath.
The girl across the table,
And the kettle dubbed merrily.-
Washington Post.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Two Women Killed.

Philadelphia, Special.-Two women
were shot and killed in this city, one
by her husband. who was jealous Of
his wife, and the other by her intend
ed husband. who committed the deed
because she would not consent to an
immediate marriage. The nan who
killed his wife is Geo. Johnson, q Nor
weigian. Annie Margolies. aged "a,
was killed by Max Sortfer, aged -,
who wanted to NARY the m I'M
mediately. Sortfer then shot himself
and is in a critical condition.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
To Build Another Pier.

Newport News. S~pecial.-It is
learned that the Chesapeake and Ohio
Railway will shortly begin the cree
ton Of a new coal pier just north Of
pier 10. The output Of coal this Win
ter has been large, and the company
has found that the facilities Of the
terminal must be increased. For sew
eral months the railway company has
had 4 large force Of men at work re-
newing timbers in the old coal piers.
When the work is finished all three
of the piers will be practically new.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
'S''Y' THE NEWER WEALTH..

advocate nfsle mas come out as an ardent
Taper. the value of poverty.-Daily
lie 1tdl eraii is in love with the pauper's lot:
The ba,aai"s 1t as fine As can be.
nate garnet lodging and harl WOO,
Thea better than luxury
Tbs trust OF bread and the coffee cold
Are a{"ltered and torn old COATS
THAI Ia oy Tar than the stores Of cod
"e IN his suitcase totes.
IF 4estter than gildea sofa and chair
1''' stands in the n,rIs w5o sea, ,oror+r..
Ski w. resting his weary feet.
S""'med milk is 4nrr ~, r;.h oh,a,
payne. '""' r'h ciah'-
TO na toll is far sweerer than ease.
ra; III the drear Of the Sect and the
~ winter to shiver and freeze!
20 without fire, to 20 without meat.
Ni;tbos!-nltten from forehead to toes
~ a. hnaralN a so4e "a your swollen feet.
Oh ~ ~ que TO the eud OF your no>c'
are the things Chat the million
n.'Mr' say when their riches pie up-
s,n9lN they d swap off their troubles;
10 go back to Poverty's Cup!
40 l. would say to the fam;~hcd and
y~ : ne hopeless, do~wn-troddcn and sore,
S'e up and forge. your condition for
r1a&pe knocking at last at vonr door.
\ poDeftH 5 now a desirable thing.
7, Ny a creature of ashes and dust.
i ','IT to market your assets You bring
Ii tue form Of a Poverty Trust.
john kendrjck Bangs, in Life.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Convict Escapes.

~Spartanburg, Special.-Hicks Cald-
we'll, the negro convict who was bad
ly injured in a fight with a fellow
convict, and who has been under a
Doctors treatment, stole a bicycle be-
longing to Captain Hembree and rode
away from the camp in the ear Of the
court house. He also obtained posses
sion, in the same way, Of Il suit Of
clothes and a pair of shoes belonging
to one Of the guards.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Off for Hot Springs.

Pitsburg, Special.-The P%ittsburg
Baseball Club was given al enthuies-
tic ovation, when it started for Hot
Springs. In local baseball circles
there is the greatest confidence in the
team this year. 1t is considered ex'
ceptionally strong and it is believed
that Pittsburg will win the league
championship this year, unless some
unexpected circumstances should pre-
vent.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
News Items.

Secretary Bonaparte addressed the
Swedish--American Republican Club,
Of Chicago, on the Importance of
keeping the navy ever ready.
Anthony Comstock. the New York
anti-vlco agent, was struck i'll
the eyes and on the nose by oppos-
ing counsel in a case, one Of whose
statements he had characterized as a
lie.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Heavy Suit Against City.

Columbia, Speciai.-J. C. Stokes
fled suit against the city of Columbia
for $4,000 for injuries received on
September -, 1903. caused by an al
legged defective street bridge. The
complaint states that the plaintiff,
while crossing Il bridge on Divine
street, near Assembly. fell through a
plank bridge and broke his left leg, so
that he IS permanently crippled. The
a S is docketed for the coming term
Of civil count.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Seymour Darlington Hanged.

St. Louis, Mo-, Speciol.-Seymour
Darlington, the bogus "Lord,' was
executed by hanging at the Clayton
Jail for the murder Of James P Nc
Cam two years ago. Darlington had
contemplated several times to break
out jail, but his preparations were
detected early enough in each case to
prevent him from carrying out his
intentions. He remained firm to the
end.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
To Discuss Y. M. G. A. Matters.

Colorado Springs, COL, Special
Fully one hundred secretaries and
prominent leaders Of the Y. NJ. c. A.
branches in this State, are In attend
ance at the State Conference for the
discussion Of association matters
which opened here. Every branch III
the State is represented. An inter
esting programme has been prepared:
and several distinguished speakers
will address the conference.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
100000 For University of Virginia

Richmond. Va, Speclal-Annomce-
ment was made at the University of
Virginia Of 4 gift Of $4,000 from
Charles Steele. Of J. Pierpoont Nor
gan & Company. New York, and alum
II and of $4,000 from Miss Helen
Miller Gould, Of New York. Both
will be expended i'll the completion OF
the University Hospital, which, when
finished will constitute a chain Of five
buildings. Miss Gould's gift IS to pro-
vide a ward for colored patients at
the hospital.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
A Count Sent to Jail.

= Genoa, By Cable.-On complaint Of
his wife who was Edith Van Buren,
and whose brother is the American
consul at Nice, Count Di Castelmen-
ardo, was convicted of adultry and
sentenced to three months imprison-
ment and to pay the costs Of the ac-
ton. The Count has taken an appeal
from the verdict Of the court.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11

Cook together i'll a porcelain or a
bright tin saucepan one pound ganu-
lated sugar, three-fourths of a cup of
water and a tablespoonful Of glycerine.
Cook until nearly on the "crack," then
add faxseed in quantity to suit the
taste. Pour into buttered pans and
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11

The testing of the intelligence of
ants is q fayOrite study of naturaiiStS,
and recently there have been published
accounts Of some Interesting expert
ments to determine the seat OF the rec
ognition sense. 1t is we'll known that
ants. not only of one species, bat OF
one community Of the same species,
are able to recognize II another. while
to members of other colonies or species
they are markedly hostile. In this last
investigation the author rejects the
theory that there is a Language sense
in the %amtennae OF the ant. stating
that these organs are employed in feel
ing objects of all kinds. both animate
and Illuminate. He believes. however.
that the antennae have some sense OF
smell. and accordingly he anointed ants
OF II community with infHSions made
from their friends and foes. When an
Ointcd with the former. the hostile ants
were not attacked as long as the infu-
ence of the infusion persisted. In fur
Their confederation of this theory it
was found that when an ant was de-
prived of its aEtennae it would attack
both friend and foe without discrimin-
Acknowledgements Weekly.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Massacre Of Mt. Dajo.'

The additional power which Prcsi-
dent Roosevelt suggested should be
given the Interstate commerce COM
mission in making the special investi-
CATION into the coal and oil industry
as related to transportation was civ
Ell by the House in the passage of the
Townsend resolution on that subject.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
Girl Gored To Death By Cow.

Grafton, Special.-Emma Summons
daughter of Mrs. Mary Day, was gor-
ed to death by Il vicious cow on the
streets at Horton. Her father was
one of The first settlers of Horton. He
died several years ago, since which
time the mother of the girl married
Fitzgerald Day.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11

Men who couldn't organize a peanut
stand know just how the pastor should
u the church.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11

Philadelphia new Director Of
Public Works annulled the liberation
plant contracts, involving millions OF
dollars, awarded to d. J. Nichols.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-04-11
NNN~~
-aD BY HELEN ROWLAND.

OILY sat Oh the other side
of the table making tea.
She wore 4 ridiculous little
apron >ior nothing but
show. about the size of a
- l1
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