The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-04-20

Il forgave you long before that sa
whispered Il care more for you fH4n
do for Browning - Copyright 1S1s.
by Homer Sprague.)
HUMOR OF THE DAY Fl
She'd like to sing. but there are 50
5e-oh, don't be bashful. You Just wait
til you begin and there won't be so many
Some folks said Uncle Eben. seems
10 imagine dey kin make up fob DER own
Washington Star.
so Jones is a prolific wrlter7"
Frolihcl Say, I'd like to have the mon
ey ne pays as return postage. '-Philadel-
Envy-AIr. Billus-No dinner reaav7
What on earth is the matter with you,
Mrs. Biilus-oh, Johni mrs. Binks. who
nyes next door, has the lovelest new set
or furs / ever saw, and j have no annefifa
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
DO you think little learning is a dan
Possibly. But it ism t half SO danger
Gus as the same amount of ignorance'-
Detroit Free Press.
Wife-John, you've been drinking. On.
II!usPand-wen. don't ID it. m.dear
Lets Lets keep it family seeret.-Philadel-
Jessie-What grounds have Won for
thinking that she loves hin2
las. Ja,ek3.He's 500 acres of the best coal
qulrer
w, Wyigg.He doesn't know a good thing
:, ,M.5agg.iof course not. Hes. critic
"A delegation from Finland. SIR, an
nounced the chamberlain. The cAar strove
to conceal his agitation.
off obstinacy.-Puck
He claims that his private record viii
bear bear the IS, strictest scrutiny. Do you be-
Well I wouldn't be surprised if there
was something in it. I never heard Of his
! lending any money to society publications
baltimore American.
Tom-Cupid is responsible for another
merger.
! Jack-Indeed.
Ton-Yes; the marriage Of young Poor
man and the homely Miss Gotrox
Jaek-Huh 1 think cupidity is RESPONSE
/ bic for that affair.-Chicago News
Her Iadyship Cvho is giving a servants
square dance. and 1 shall want you VIII
kins, TO be my partner.
Wilkins-Certainly m'lady; and afte--
wards I presoom we may dance with DON
+ we Hke?-Punch.
bss II9w yb is your g new girl. Mrs Upmore2
She's Improving. She was able to sit
up this morning and give notice. Chi
eago Tribune.
Cholly-Bahs Joye. y know. Miss saw
yam said 1 looked like an extremely clev-
Dolly--Did. she say who the clever man
was?-CleveIand Leader.
And what shall say to Mr.. Gotrox?s
Just say answered the urbane pub
Usher Your money or we'll print your
life Philadelphia Bulletin.
How do you ike being civilized" asked
Well answered the simple child Of
nature, civilization is great for the mind,
but it is mighty hard on the digestion. -
Washington Star.
Il see that a car. containing soO,o 900 silver
| dollars is on its way to New York,
Now is the time for the society Jour
nails 20 interview the owner Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
she-I'li learn you to find fault with my
temper! When we were married you took
HeYes. Martha, but I did hope there
Woulu nave Deen something like an aver
age.-The Sketch
isn't Maud's new hat q perfect frigl:t7''
exclaimed the blond girl
Awful The worst4 ever sayvi'' said
the girl with the chocolates
Wonder where she bought it7'' oueried
the first
At Blinker & Dink's helped her pick
it out answered she of the Chocolates.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
She 1.-THE happy one)-What do YOU think
/ IN. Things are that make life worth liv-
He-The things we don't possess.-Nffl-
waukee Wisconsin.
Friend of the Famfly-xou are very
lucky, my boy, to be the seventh son It
will bring you everla sting fortune
Son No. Seventh hasn't so far. All it,
! brought yet is the old clothes of nv six
/ Observation-Disclosures Bits.