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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

A San Francisco editor says of his
city: She's crippled, thirsty, hungry
and broke; she has few whole
churches, only half her schoolhouses,
not one French restaurant, not a thea.
ter; she is full OF people without homes,
job, or clothes; she is the worst bunged
up town that ever was But the spirit
of her is something to bring tears OF
pride to any Americans eyes That
leaves nothing to be said but Bravo,
San Francisco"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

The officers of the navy rightly pro.
test against the conduct of the Brook
lyn. \. V, magistrate who holds up
enlistment as an alternative to the
penitentiary, The navy is no Botany
Bay. The great majority OF bluejackcts
are patriotic law-abiding selfrespecting
men. who are at least the equals of
their fellows on land and can more than
stand comparison with the men of any
foreign navy.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
Exposure

To cold draughts of air, to keen and
cutting winds, sudden changes Of the
temperature, scanty clothing, undue ex-
pisure of the throat and neck after
public speaking and singing, bring on
cougs and colds
Billiards. Horehound Syrup is the
best cure. Mrs. A. Barr, Houston, Tex,
writes, Jan. 81, 1902: zone bottle of
Ballard's Horehound Syrup cured me Of
a very bad cough. It is very pleasant
to take. Sold by Hart's drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
AT THE LAST MOMENT.

Whatever Of doubt, disagreement,
ambiguity or ungratifed personal inter
est (if any of these things exist here),
may taint the local campaign at this
moment, it goes without saying, that
every atom of it will disappear on the
morning of Monday, June 4, 1906. Every
republican in Clatsop must, and will,
face the grave duties Of that day, mind
full of the strong partizan obligation
that rests upon him to place his chosen
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
clatsop County Republican Ticket.
For State Senator

clatsop County Republican Ticket.
For State Senator
W. T. SCHOLFIELD
For Representatives
ASMUS BRIX
JOHN c. McCUE
For Sheriff
MERRITT r. PoMERoY
For County Clerk
]. G. CLINTON
For County Treasurer
W. A. SHERMAN
For County Judge
]. A. EAKIN
For County Surveyor
r. G. r. ASTBURY
For County Commissioner
C. G. MASTEN
Fer Coroner
C. E. LINTON
For Justice of the Peace,
Astoria Precinct
P. J. GOODMAN
For Constable
JOHN SAYRE.
Election June 4th, 1906.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
Stomach Troubles.

Mrs Sue Martin, an old and highly
respected resident OF Faisonia. Mias.,
was sick with stomach trouble for more
than six months. Chamberlain's Stom
ach and Liver Tablets cured her. She
says: 81 can now eat anything want
and am the proudest woman In the
world to find such a good medicine
For sale by Frank Hart. druggist. and
leading druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Congressman Keifer declares that the
old saying, In time of peace prepare
for war" i obsolete, and that the new
motto should be-. In time OF peace pN.
pare to maintain it," The emandation
is excellent, and typiiies the spirit OF
those who are seeking to upbuild the
American navy.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Charity is universal duty which 1t
IN in every mans power sometimes to
practice, since every degree Of assist
ance given to another upon proper mo-
uves is an act Of charity, and there ls
scarcely any man In such a state Of
imbecility as that he may not, on some
occasions, benefit his neighbor.--John-
ann
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Controller Metz of New York wants to
know if there is any way to compel
rival telephone company to live up to
its promises. Still philanthropy wouldn't
be philanthropy if it were compulsory.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

When the awestruck l.ascar crew on
Il British ship encountered the drydock
Dewey in the Mediterranean they per.
formed religious litrs and sacrificed Il
sheep, Had the two collided. il would
have been ram.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Mr. Bird Coler says he will be satisfied
with either William Randolph Hearst
or Charles +, Hughes as candidate for
governor, Surely, no one could ask II
wider range,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

1t is given out that the Car would
have his navy reorganized on an en-
tirely new system, The problem has
been simplided by a Japanese gentle
man named Togo.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

What's the matter with the prsi,
dencyy Roosevelt says he won't have IT,
Bryan says he doesn't want it, Clcve'
land spurns it, We may yet have to
advertise the thing.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
His Advantage.

First Man-How do you dof Second
Man-Beg pardon. but yoh have the
advantage Of me. First Man--Yes; I
guess l have. We were engaged to the
same girl, but you married her.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Mayor Dunno of Chicago now has an
opportunity to utilize his energies in
patching up the municipal ownership
city hall that is tumbling down over his
head.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Perhaps DR.. Crapsey can now fix up
an interdenominational commerce com.
mission that shall be superior to the
courts.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Death Valley Scott supporter by
some dogs and others is now producing
a sensational drama. The dogs are said
to show much intelligence.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Across Atlantic trips are expected to
be shortened to four days by 1910.
They will never be popular except be-
tween moons.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

The Douma shows signs Of talking
back to the Gar as if it thought it
were Senate or something like that.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

Greatness is thrust upon some people.
There is the case of the Gould family
and Count Boni.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21

The taste of beauty and the relish Of
what is decent, just and amiable per-
feet the character of the gentleman
and the philosopher. .-Shaftesbury.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
.
q EDITORIAL SALAD. .
. -

Mrs. Dowie now seems to have be-
come the striking figure of the show.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
REPUBLICAN TICKET

FRED W. MULKEY
(Short term)
JoANATHAN BOURNE
(long term)
For Governor
JAMES wITHYCoMBE
For Secretary of State
FRANK " BENSON
For State Treasurer
GEO. A. STEELE
For Supreme Judge
ROBERT EAKIN
For Attorney General
A. NJ. CRAWFORD
For supt. Pub. Instruction
j. Il. ACKERMAN
For State Printer
W. S. DUNNIWAY
For Commissioner of Labor
o. P. HOFF
For Congress
W. R. ELLIS.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-05-21
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Entered as second-class matter June
q. 1905, at the postoffice AT Astoria, ore
gon, under the act of Congress OF March s,
1879,
, 1906-04-06
MR. TAFT IN ERROR

In recent recommendations Secre-
tary Taft favors thet regulation that Of
feers In the army of lower grade h
captain be prohibited from marrying
He gives as one of the main reasons
why such rule should be made that
such officers cannot support wives on
the income paid them and that many
are led into going beyond their means
and using money not their own.
We would like 20 know upon just
what statistics the secretary bases this
charge against the married men of the
army. The assertion is ventured that
where one married lieutenant goes
wrong, there are a dozen single ones.
When the responsibility OF matrimony
is placed upon a man he generally rises
to the occasion and looks out for the
future of himself, his wife and his am
lily. With a single man 1t is different.
The young unmarried lieutenant is al
most always fond Of society, a hale
fellow well met, and a man who desires
to keep up his share of the expenses in
clubs and elsewhere-eyen in a friend
ly game OF draw poker. There are no
family ties to bind, no one to keep him
at home evenings, and the result is dis
sipation, extravaganza and a shortage
in cash.
Until Secretary Taft gives something
more definite than mere assertion. we
shall believe that his recommendation
is not good, that to prevent the mar.
riage of officers under the grade of cap
tain is against public policy, good cit
izenship and morality.
, 1906-04-06
w. C. IRVINE A CANDIDATE.

The Republican learns through I'M
questionable authority that State
Treasurer w. C. Irvine has yielded to
the earnest solicitation Of numerous
friends in central and northern Wyo
ming and has decided to go before the
state republican convention as a candl
date for governor, Mr.. Irvine is a very
active man and will give the other can
didates "A run for their money" He
has beer a resident of Wyoming for
more than thirty years and possesses
the necessary qualifications to fill the
office with ability. He has been in
legislative halls and was n member of
the constitutional convention. He has
made a fair, conservative record as a
member of the various state boards
with which he has been connected as
state treasurer.
The several candidates thus far an
nounced are all good gubernatorial tim
Der and it seems certain that the re-
publican convention can make 40 mis-.
take
, 1906-04-06
Notice of INCORPORATION.

The Centennial Gold Mining and
Milling company was incorporated in
the office of the secretary of state,
Cheyenne, Wyoming, at nine o'clock
a. m. on the sixth day of March, A. D..
1906.
The object of the company is to do a
general mining business.
Its capital stock is five hundred
thousand dollars ($5O0, 900. OO), divided
into 500, 1000 shares at a par value of
one dollar ($1.00) each.
Its term of existence is fifty years.
The operations of the company will be
carried on in Albany county and such
other places as shall be named.
The affairs nj management of the
company will be under the control of
board of trustees. The trustees elect
ed for the first year are Alfred Steel,
John e. Hewitt, E. C. Larson, P. H.
Milburn, S. c. Downey, c. D. Spalding,
A. H. Aronson, R. d. Rees and H. N.
Roach.
The Wyoming agent of the company
is H. N. Roach, LARAMIE, Wyoming.
, 1906-04-06
CHILDREN
II You Have Any AiIing Ones This VIII
Interest You.

we see SO many little boys and
girls about town who are weak, thin
legged and hollow-cheeked," said Mills,
Ia Druggist, graduate of Philadelphia
College of Pharmacy, sit seems a
shame to allow them to remain SO for
they will grow up into weak, sickly
and nervous men and women, without
the vitality to work or enjoy life.
IF" continued he, 'the fathers and
mothers of such children would believe
what we say of Vinol, we would see a
great difference in the appearance of
the younger generation of this city,
You know Vinol is not a patent medi,
cine, and is just the tonic growing chill
dren need. 1t will make for them good,
healthy flesh, sound bone, hard muscle
and rich, red blood.
True, Vinol is a cod liver oil prep.
of oil, or any bad tasting feature. II
is so delicious that all children love
it, yet it actually does contain all the
medicinal curative elements found in
fresh Gods livers, and is the mos
wholesome and best medicine for chill
dren we ever sold.
1T is because we know what Vino
will do that We guarantee If it fails tC
make your children well, rugged and
ROSY tn refund yp1r mpnpyr Rad
Cross Pharmacy.
, 1906-04-06
A BETTER FEELING DESIRED

The other day a gentleman who haG
Just come from the northern portion
of the state remarked that it was a
matter of surprise to him to find in
that section SO much bitterness of feel.
ing against southern Wyoming. 81
have never found any such spirit in
the SOUTH" said he. in fact the SEN
timent is quite to the contrary. The
papers of the southern counties are
constantly directing attention to new
enterprises in the northern and central
portions Of the state. They never lose
an opportunity to advertise the reser-
walton opening, the extension of rail
roads or the promotion of new irriga-
ton enterprises. They have printed
hundreds and thousands of columns of
such advertising matter, and yet some
of the northern newspaper men turn
with a snarl n say, Just wait till we
get the power, and see where you will
land l cannot for the life of me see
what they hope to gain by trying tc
5000 NV tNSlAS VI Nv SOLllllOlN edllu
There are a number of excellent papers
in the north and personally the gentle,
men who edit them are good people to
meet. 1t must be they have an enron.
eous impression of the people of the
south; an impression gained by long
continued isolation from southern in
terests. If we could all mingle togetb-
er more there would be none of this"
The gentleman is undoubtedly cor
rect We do not get together often
enough to be pleasant n friendly.
We are almost as strange to zach 9th
err as the people of different states. The
one remedy-and it is on the way-is
the construction of railroads north and
south through the state. Then we will
be able to get together, deal with each
other visit back and forth. The
people of the north will come to know
us as tolerably good people, and we
viii have a higher regard for them
than We have at the present time. Hast,
en- the day when we shall all live to-
gether in peace and when our relations
throughout Wyoming shall all be of
the most friendly nature.
Wyoming can only attain great sue.
cess through a union of all the people
standing for all sections of the state.
, 1906-04-06

Senator Newlands is squarely out for
government ownership of railroads.
He is of the opinion that this plan
would take the roads entirely out of
politics and that 1t would not be det-
rimental to railroad extension. To
try it, he would have the government
build a line three thousand miles long
from Norfolk to Los Angeles or San
Diego. 1t is not probable that the SEN
ator's ideas will be Incorporated in the
rate bill.
, 1906-04-06

Albert Heitz has withdrawn from
school.
The Glee and Mandolin club win
leave Monday on No. 3 and return the
following Sunday on No. A.
The Bellies Lettres will meet tomor-
row evening with Miss Abbot at 7:15
sharp.
day. Her school was closed and she
will attend the university this term.
Prof. Middlekauff's brother and sis
ter from Nebraska, Oscar Middlekauff
and wife, were visiting at the univer-
sity yesterday with Mrs. Hogbin.
The tennis courts were rolled this
week with the heavy householder, and
are now in good shape for spring use.
Profs. Buffum and knight were duck
hunting Monday and Tuesday but re-
fused to be interviewed on the number
of birds shot.
The proof for the new university cat
alogue has nearly all been read and
corrected.
The mechanical department is max,
ing a set of drawers for use in the nu.
scum, which Curator Reed pronounce
the best ever made for the university,
A filing case for Prof. Nelson's depart
ment is also being made by the me
chanical students.
President Tisdel called a meeting OF
all students yesterday whose parents
do not live in Laramie, and took such
students names and rooming places.
There will be a concert of famous
artists at the university auditorium
this evening at s o'clock, to which al
are invited to be present. Captain
Heavey has, with two or three excep
tons, secured new records for this en-
tertainment, some of which, he says
cost as high as five dollars, being the
best that can be secured. Probably one
of the most interesting features of the
entertainment will be a lecture OF
grand operas by F. S. Burrage, who i!
very familiar with all the production!
on the program, and an interesting lee
turer. An admission of twenty-five
cents will be charged and an ~excellen
program will be rendered.
, 1906-04-06

The fact that there are thirteen di-
yorce cases on the civil docket of Big
Horn county would seem to indicate
that the married men over there are
getting ready for the great influx of
females expected from the east. 1t
will be recalled that the Big Horn
county club recently advertised for wo-
men, saying there were three or four
men to one women
, 1906-04-06
STATE PRESS COMMENT.
The Lawyers Combine

A recently published item in a Chey-
enne paper is interesting, illustrating
as it does the truth of the old proverb
that 1t makes a vast difference to some
folks whose OK is being gored. The
legal fraternity is VIGOROUSLY opposed
to labor combinations formed for the
purpose of raising prices on employers,
but when a set of lawyers band togeth-
err to elevate prices, ah, that's a diff
~ferent matter entirely, do you see?
Down in Cheyenne the lawyers got
together and decided that they would
not handle a divorce case for a less fee
than $50. Now, the wear and e inn
posed upon legal gray matter in a
divorce case is something fierce" ii
We may be pardoned a slang phrase.
Mr.. Bunkle, formerly of the Ozark
mountains, now resident of Wyoming,
has not seen his spouse for over a year.
She refuses to join him here, alleging
that she can make more money raising
razor back hogs down there than she
can pegging around up here in the
sage brush. Ergo, it follows that Mr..
Bunkle has grounds for divorce, and
as he has met a widow fair, strong and
Industrious who suits him better than
his spouse in the OZarks it follows, of
course, thai he is clearly entitled to
one, and a lawyer is consulted. His
first duty is TO find grounds upon which
Ito base cause for separation-trust him
for that! He then typewrites a notice
for publication to Mrs. Bunkle (Which
she probably sees) and his ar
duous labors in the divorce case, worth
at a generous consideration about $3.50,
are begun, and he rests up Tor the
strenuous duties of a half hour or 30
which will confront him in the district
court. Mr.. Bunkle is put on the stand
if has called to Mrs. Bunkle in the
Ozark mountains three times, but she
is probably too busy chasing razor
backs to hear him.
Mr.. Bunkle," begins the attorney,
When did your wife desert your"
About a year and a half ago, or
such a matter"
What was her conduct toward you
before she left your"
Very cruel, sir, very cruel. She ate
heartily and was hog fat, and she
crowded me of bed several times
and made me sleep on the foor when
it was mortal cold. Then she insisted
on poking her cold feet in my back,
and it was awful, sir, just terrible"
ANY other cruel treatment?"
Yes. She made me cook my own
supper after a hard days work while
she was stopping the hogs and pailing
the cows"
That's our case, your honor says
the lawyer, n his other s47.5 0 are
earned, but at what a terrible outlay
of physical and mental force!
The divorce is granted, and maybe
it's cheap at the price.
Who wouldn't be glad to get rid of
sucn a woman as Mrs. Bunkle with
her fat n her cold feet for $50, and
the prospect of securing another wo-
maj who may or may not prove to be
a regular she-devil in skirts?
The lawyer is satisfied. His client
surely ought to be, but all the same
there is a great deal of humbug about
La Wyoming divorce.-Worland Grit
, 1906-04-06
A Green-EYed Editor

A Green-Eyed Editor
1t is fervently hoped that the wealth.
or will be clear n bright during the
coming summer, in order that Editor
Chaplin of The Laramie Republican
may be able to see the smoke from the
Burlington trains, as they pass over
the divide south of that city on their
way tt the Saratoga valley. Saratoga
figures she will be riglt on that line
and her people will tip Brother Chap
lin the wink as they pass over the di
vide-providing the weather is clear
Saratoga Sun.
, 1906-04-06

We have tried private ownership OF
water works in Laramie long enough.
The Republican is enough of a social
list to ask for municipal ownership, be-
.lieving that it will rebound to the bene-
At nf all
, 1906-04-06

lie acts. It is a grand thing for a rep
resentative Of the people to enjoy their
entire confidence and approval ire
spective of political beliefs and We con-
graduate Mondell upon his well deserv-
ed OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Grit.
, 1906-04-06
They All Stand for MondeII-

Congressman Frank Mondell of this
state is a radical partizan in political
matters, He believes that in all things
the republican party is right and he
stays with it, votes with it and adyo-
Gates its policies in and out of con
gress' Yet you cannot pick up a "a.
per In Wyoming, whether democratic
or republican. that has not words of
praise and commentator for his pub
, 1906-04-06

Suppose we get out new fashion
plates for the Chinese empire. WI
Ting Fang, formerly minister to this
country, says If every Chinaman In
China should add n inch to his shirt
tail, this alone would the
whole American cotton crop.
, 1906-04-06

with the best natural advantages,
Laramie enjoys the unenviable distinc-
ton of having the poorest water works
of any town in the state. 1t is certain
ly time to improve a little upon nature.
, 1906-04-06

amount to much If it's water supply Is
restricted. Greeley is considerably
smaller than Laramie, but its push n
public spirit will make it grow.
, 1906-04-06

Flowing and c%ultivating with a trac-
ton engine comes so near farming on
horseback that 1t vol doubtless suit
our wyoming ranchmen to a T.
, 1906-04-06

Chicago favors the municipal owner
ship of street railways, but is opposed
to the operation thereof by the city.
, 1906-04-06

Greeley has just voted several hun
dred thousand dollars for a splendid
water system. The people of that
town understand that no city can