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New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
NEW YORK DAILY TRIBUNE THURSDAY NOVEMBER %

used by The Tribune long ago. we are on the
istbmus not for colonization, but for canal.
Our diplomatic dealings with the Republic Of
Panama and our development Of an administra-
ton of our own In part of that republics ter
ritory were not an end in themselves. They We're
merely means to the real end We did not go
TO Panama to get more territory. but to get
canal The canal zone is entirely subsidiary to
the canal itself That fact was made plain at
the beginning. 1t has been frequently reaf
firmed and receives It's latest and most practical
confirmation in this order of the President.
We sincerely trust, and expect, that the order
will be justified by its results. If it is, it will
be because of a prudent recognition of the fact
that. while diplomacy and administration are
means to the end of construction, yet they are
essential and continuing means. 1t is necessary,
and it will be necessary so long as we are on
the istbmus to maintain discreet and benevolent
relations with the Panaman government, to ex-
ercise often a salutary influence in Panaman
affairs and to govern our leasehold there with
wisdom and strength Those are the tasks. In
addition TO the actual construction of the canal,
which will lie before the reorganized commits
sion. They are such will employ the best
efforts of the best men who can be found for
the place.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
REAL REFORMS IN CHINA

There have been many illusory and unful-
hlled promises of governmental reforms in
China, but reforms have come at last They
are not revolutionary. When Beaconsfeld shy
gested to the Sultan Of Zanzibar the complete
abolition of slavery in his dominions Mr. Punch
represented the dusky potentate as promising
10 consider the matter but adding: "Remember
20 Sheik Ben Dizzy, Conservative party verv
strong in Zanzibar" The Conservative party is
very strong in China, too; and we may be glad
1t is, for 1t would be an appalling thing to have
that vast empire inCCntinently tumbled into the
melting pot. But with all the conservatism
Flceroy Yuan Shih-Kai and his colleagues are
making progress which is real, important and
we may confidently believe irrevocable
The most striking feature of the reforms
which have Just been effected is the practical
transformation of the old impersonal board
system into system of personal ministries.
The name of board will be retained perhaps bur
the thing will really be a ministry. Formerly
each department of government was composed
or one controller general two presidents and
four vice-presidents, among whom authority and
responsibility were divided in hopelessly con-
fused manner. The two presidents were usually
Spenlow and Jorkins. But now, under the re-
formed system there will be at the head of each
department a single authoritative and respon-
sible president, and under him two vicepresi-
dents practically a minister, or secretary and
two assistant secretaries. What change for
the better that will be everybody who has had
experience with Chinese governmental affairs
Will realize.
OF less, though still considerable Importance
is the reorganization of some of the departments
There Is to be Navy Department, for the first
time, and there will also he new Board OF
Communications, with charge of the railroads
steamship lines, telegraphs and postal service
though the last named belongs at present to Sir
Robert Harts Imperial Maritime Customs Ser
vice, and there may be objection to its transfer
especially since the Chinese government as re-
Gently as last May assured the International
Postal Congress that it would remain under the
customs service. and on the strength of that as
surance secured the approval of that congress
for China's application for membership in the
Postal Union. The old Board Of Works is to ne
enlarged into a Department OF Industry and
Commerce, and the Board OF Police will SINH
larly become an Interior Department There are
other changes, all in the direction of making the
chinese system conform much more closely with
the ministerial systems of Europe and America
and therefore we may believe, tending toward
efficiency at home and more convenient and
satisfactory relations abroad
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
THE POLICE PRoBLEn AGAIN.

The police problem we always have with US.
II Is one Of the penalties of human nature and
we 90 not need the pamphlet of that title issued
by the Citizens Union TO remind us of its exist
enee VI The last formal attempt TO solve the
fproblem" by q learned and public spirited
committee TWO years ago we are not aware that
Te have today q title OF result. The experts
who went before it contributed their advice in
vain. Probably this effort Of the Citizens Union
Is not intended 10 be anything but academic.
The report suggests that patromen should be
uade 70 feeI mat promotion depends upon merit
alone. To Go this a system must be devised Of
recording comprehensiyely the actual routine
York Of the police" This, II is admitted. wonld
be an exceedingly difficult thing to do. Who is
going 10 do It? II the superior officers of the
police cannot be trusted TO do their present
duties how can they be trusted TO maintain an
honest system Of recording the patrolman's per-
formance Of his routine duties? Substituting
one problem for another does not solve the first
The report finds fault with the existence of
pull IN the assignment of officers to post II
this proposed record Of duties done is largely TO
supplant the Civil Service examination as q
basis for promotion it looks as II we should
have with the change pull" as a basis for pro-
motion
The suggestion 10 increase the Commissioners
powers and term Of Office is always made and is
quite natural. Increased powers, increased re-
sponsibilibes, improved service" is maxim,
bat that does not make ii a panacea for, after
all, everything depends upon the man. The
heightened term Of Office suggests difficulties
If the Commissioner is not removable by the
Mayor the police cease 10 be part of the
municipal administration We get back to the
old conditions Of irresponsbility from which we
were glad 10 escape. If he is removable
again II gets back TO "the man" How many
commissioners have we had in recent years
whom The public was not glad to see ousted, so
that some new man could get chance? There
is always hope that the new Commissioner will
be better than the old. No one wants TO wait
patiently while the Commissioner learns through
one administration to be profitable n The next
Until tie right man is found It is idle to talk
OF making him better by lengthening his service
There is painful lack of a great man at the
head Of the Police Department He cannot be
created by new laws or academic discussion.
When be Is obtained give him all the powers
Ee needs and keep him IN his position long
as he VIII stay Only an extraordinary man will
solve The police problem that is about the only
valuable c1lnlii-iN.' which every discussion
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
sA1NT.sAENs SEES HAMMERsTEIN.
French Composer Wants Helene 10 BE
Produced Here.

Camille Saint -saens. the French composer "Ho
,s making his first visit to this country ana 4S
annsarfng with the orchestras as piano vlrtuoso'
called upon Oscar Hammerstein yesterday eA'e'
noon at the latter's new Manhattan opera tiouse'
Active as youngster. in spite of his age OF more
than threescore years and ten. the Frenchna went
all over the building. upon which scores OF WORK
men and decorators are bustly engaged In putting
the finishing touches.
He wanted TO Mr.. Hammerstein with regard
70 the latters plans for possible production OF
his opera Helene" and seemed very anxious for
II to be heard here. NJ. Saint-Sasns understands
and talks but little English. and Mr. Hammersteih
IS even less of French scholar, so that the con-
versation was carried through an interpreter
NJ Saint-Saens went away satisfied, as Mr.; Ham
rnerstein told him that he would undoubtedly pro-
duce Helene If he found that the public support
for his enterprise warranted him IN the extra out
Iav involved In two weeks 1 can tell in two
weeks tell him." he said. -,
Mr.. Hammerstein was bitter Yesterday In speak
ing OF Edouard de Reszke. saying that the oasSo
had broken faith with him. and that ne WouId
under no circumstances allow him to sing mere
now. friend of NJ de Reszke who has Jus, j9st
messages from the singer, but Mr.. Hammerstein
simply shrugged his shoulders, saying Wv nat is hs
@ now?'
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
NOTES OF SOCIETY IN WASHINGTON.
TFrom The Tribune Bursau.l

fFrom The Tribune Bursau.l
Washington. Nov n--The vice-Presideut and
Mrs Fairbanks WILL usual. give the nrst OF the
dinners In honor OF the President The date
they have chosen In December Is. Mrs Fairbanks
VIII Join the Vice-Presdent tomorrow IN Florida.
and they will return to Washington together Tor
Thanksgiving
Mrs James Pinchot entertained at dinner tonight
in honor Of her daughter. Lady Alan Johnstone
wife of the British Minister to Denmark
Nine. Pastor the American wife of the Spanish
ehargs dafraires home to-day for the first
time in her home. No 1721 Q street
Prince Lynar. of the German Embassy. has gone
to New York for a few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Donelson Cafery.. OF Franklin, La
announce the engagement of their daughter MISS
Gertrude Canery Henry Haywood Classic. a
member of the Washington bar Miss Canery Is
well known in Washington, having made her
debut here several seasons ago. when ner Iather
was Senator from Louisiana.
Representative and Mrs. Sydney f. Mudd have
cards ont for the wedding of their daughter. Miss
Mary Eleanor Virginia Mudd to Joseph Carlisle
Wilmer. son Of General L. Allison Wilmer. The
wedding Is to take place Thanksgiving Day AT
tn. family home In La Plata. Nd Miss Mudd will
have as her only attendant Miss Julie Muschet'e'
and J. Writ Wilmer will be the best man.
Miss Eleanor Terry daughter OF Rear Aonirdi
silas W. Terry was the hostess to-day at lunch
con for debutantes given in honor OF Miss Julette
Williams daughter OF Colonel and Mrs. Williams
The guests were Miss Lydia Miller. OF BaItlrnore'
Miss Frances Goldsborough, Miss Miriam CROSBY.
Miss Isabelle Magruder. Miss Mary Soutnerlahd
and Miss Katherine jennings
Mrs GrinneI widow Of William NJ GrlnneI OF
New York Is spending a few weeks with ner pa
rents General and Mrs. o. H. Ernst. at their home
., co,necticut avenue Mrs Grinnell and her two
children win sail for Europe on December 10
snand next year.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
4nlNsements.

AcADEMY OF aIUsICAs-othello.
Ar.5 5AABRA-2-S
3sIofs-S:S0-The Daughters
sELA2Co-S:ls-The Girl of the Golden West
Bl5OC-S:lo-Nrs. Wfleon-Andrews
BfsS1ADWAY-S-The Prince OF India
CAfNE8lE RALgr-Lhev1nne-Ff piano recital.
CAEIEO-2-s-The Blue Moon
cCIJONiAL~-2-S-Eau
SFITERlON-s: :15-The Little Cnerub.
DALYS-s.15-The Spring chicken.
EDEN hGSEE-Tne World n
EMPIRES :I5-fiis House Order
N-S:ao-Nadam Rutterfy.
GARRIck-s :20-Clarica
HACK s:3o-Tfe Chorus Lady
EAAMERSTEINS S NICTORIA-2-s l5--Vsudeviile
HERALD SQCARE-s-The Daode and About
Town.
EIpPODROME-2-s-Aso Society Circus
GUDSON-S l5-The Eypocritss
IRVING PlACE-S:90-De katskomhen CThe CAtacomhsl
sATCkERBoCKER-S:I5- Red Mill.
IIBERTY-S-Susan in Search Of Husband and A
Tenement Tragedy.
LINCOLN SQUARES 1.-THE Love Route
LYCEUM-2:l5-sI5-Th Lion ard the Mou.e
LYEEC-s:1b-The New York
MADISON SQTJARE-2a5-s:I5-The Three Of Us
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-9 q m.-Grsnd exhibition
NAJISSTTC-s:15
MsNHATTAN-S :I5-C,othes
MENDELSSOEN HAII--s:IB-Aoele Nareulies Trio
NEW AMSTERDAM-S: :l5-Csesar and Cleopatra.
NEW YORR-S :l5-Forty- five Minutes from Broadway.
PRINCESs-2:15 :15-Hedda Gsbler-s:20 - The Great
Divide.
SAVOY-S :15-Sir Anthony.
WAII-ACK S-s:15-Ths Rich Mr. Hoggenheimer-
WEBER SIS s20-T'widdle-
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
LARGE BEQUEST FOR YALE.
Professor j. M Hoppin Remembers Three
Colleges by Gifts in His Will.
tBy Telegraph to The rriouns. ]

IBy Telegraph to The Trtouns.l
New Haven. Nov. 21.-Yale and two other uni
versities remembered in the will OF the late
Professor James NJ. Hoppin. OF Yale. who died at
his home. No. 47 Hilhouse avenue a few days ago.
The gifts follows; Dartmouth College. s50oI
Knox College. at Galssburs. Ill. $500: Yale Alumni
Fund $1,000: Yale Foreign Missions in China,
$1,000; Art Library Of Yale Art School and to the
Yale Art School. $4,000. The last named gift Is
for the establishment OF professorship in archi-
lecture at the Yale Art School.
AL the gifts are outright, except the last named
The $4,000 will not be turned over to the univer-
sity until tho death Of Professor Hoppir's who
has the life Of the fund The son is Benjamin
Hoppin and he lives at the home Of his father. The
wifi is file IN the Probate Court, and there Will
be a hearing on its admittance to probate on No
vember 27. The executors OF the VIII are Professor
George D. Watrous. Eli Whitney and Professor
Henry W. Farnau.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
CHARGES IN MRS. DAvIS'S LETTER
Sacrificed My Childs Life"-Says South
Showed Lack of Feeling.
IBy Telegraph 10 Ths Tribun., I

New Orleans. Nov. At sacrificed my childs
life in sending her TO Confederate reunion
where she took cold. which afterward resulted In
her DEATH" said Mrs. Jefferson Davis In her letter
To Judge A McC. Kimbrough. Mrs Davis con-
tended that the publishers OF the memoirs OF her
husband demanded that she conhne herself to an
account OF the life OF Jefferson Davis and for this
reason many men who earned laureIs In the cau.a
were eliminated When Governor Lowery OF Mis-
slssppi was asked for expression on the burial
place OF Mr.. Davis he replied TO the widow: 81 do
not think the body OF Jefferson Davis is a fit sub
ject for barter"
a TOMB could not be placed in such an isolated
place as Beauvor because OF the expens. necessary
20 suato IL from shouls. Richmond persisted in
enorts 10 get the body, eight well known men con-
rerrins with Mrs Davis. Louisiana showed u,tIa
lhehha'ion- mcmahon Mrs. Davis attacks the South FOR alb
sehce OF press notices OF her literary works The
s . ,eeosition ever given In Mississippi she says
N paragraph In Greenwood paper saving mar
Mts, DaVis was too old and too spiteful for such
N as sne mad attempted in the memoirs
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
CHRYSANTHE EMUM SALAD.
From The Philadelphia Press.

Sir Chentung Liang Cheng. the Chinese Minister
has made himself immensely popular in Washing
ton society by disclosing the recipe for the wonder
full xhoCpang, chrysanthemum salad This
Oriental dish premises become quite the fad
among the Washington 400" who can afford to
buy the ingredients Here Is the recipe as given
by the Chinese Minister, who is adept in the
prepa ration OF the salad:
Twenty-Iour selected hearts of the shoopang
Chinese chrysanthemum: twelve ''tsh wings
collops from the fanks of the Moy Wen or sun
fish; broiler chickens, four young pigeons
lobster outlets from three lobsters bake the fish
with havorins of XII L4ong, spice resembling
saffron; bro the fowl with havoring OF blood am
other Chinese herb: then steam all Ingredients
gether for three quarters of hour with a strong
infusion of the woy flower and serve with garnish-
ing of Chinese green's The woy flower may be
some American paates though highly priced by
the Chinese
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
AMERICANS MARRIED IN LONDON.
Son Of J. B. Andrews Bridegroom IN Ono Of
Three International Unions

London Nov. Z-Fourtesn weddings Of ps's0''
IN society. three OF the unions being AnSi0,Aa''
lean, took place IN London to-day. Hiss GesI"1s
Hurley. daughter OF the late Michael HurAy' y
Lynn. Mass. was married 70 Captain d \ :
Schrieber- OF the 10Th Hussa-si CyTil B AnclssN
son OF j. B. Andrews. OF New York. married NE
Marian Hare. a member OF g well known Le4'|s
tershire family. and Miss Margusrtts Lewis G41s,
ter OF the late James Mex. Lewis, OF New i1sa Ia
sister OF Princess Charles OF Isenosrg-
married 10 Major Alurroush OBrisn. eldest D'oNA'
OF Lord 1nchiQuin.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
RESIGNATION NOT ACCEPTED.
President of Western Theological Seminary
Gets Leave of Absence
rBy telegraph t, The Triouae.I !

Lakewood. N J.. Nov. 2L-Beoauss Of heart
weakness "a the result OF three attacks Of pnsl-
monia. the Rev. DR. David Gregg has resigned rs
place as president OF the Western Theolos&sl
Seminary at Allegheny. Penn. and has taken
cottage here for the season. His physicians haE.
prescribed complete rest for year or two SO 'aai
he may regain his strength
The trustees OF the seminary met az Alegnsng
Yesterday 10 take action on Dr.. Gresgs resisna-
ton. which they declined 10 accept They san; lin
a telegram TO that effect to-day, and added ta,
they had voted him leave OF absence tor ysas
DR.. Gregg said tonight that he had not cecls1
what action he would take IN view or tne Las
OF the seminary trustees to accept his reslsnaro-
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
RICHARD CROKER. JR, SAILS

Richard Croker. jr.. sailed for Shs-. "a ~ y.s
dav on the Vhits star liner Baltic he VIZ
his father at Glen Cairn. He said he AID no1
whether his father would return with am T.,rt
Among others who sailed were J0ha u-,x. q
member of the firm of William Denny a., tsr-
Dumbarton. Scotland. the makers or .A' ga sss
bins engines for ships. and his daGss't 81 Anarss
seen the country under the guidance e~o,-,rsny. .
Fletcher OF the Fletcher Shipsuilding SS5srsd tns
Hoboken Ms Ward said that ne sx0snsSs s0nrs o. tas
new shin Governor Cobb the finest eNa--sSns Sns xa'
turbine tmTrovemenI ne had YET seen 1;ritatss
built at the Fletcher works. 70, JolJh h,s wife 49,
American Consul at Liverpool anu
also passengers on tha Baltic
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
BROOKLYN PUBLIC LECTURE SERIES
Important Addresses Planned for the Near
Future.

The Importance OF Railroads' will be the sco-
fec, OF the first OF series OF lectures 70 Do s7sl
this evening at Public School 1Ss Butler street ana
Fourth avenue. Brooklyn. under tbs auspices o. Is
Board OF Education John Martin. q graduats OF
London University. authority on sociological
subjects Will be the lecturer Ths lecture VII y
an Introduction TO next weeks talk on ~Suois
Operation versus Competition
At Public School LIS. Twenty~frst Essncs and
s1st street. Brooklyn, tonight. Herbert q ArcsA
Will speak on Insect Life" and az Puntc scnoe.
So, Newkirk avenue and East s1st street Cna'..ss
7. Hill will give lecture on Fire E.gnnnS !"
Home and Abroad
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22

A woman who has studied the language and
habits of the Esqumaus. for the Smithsonian In
stitution is said to have set her heart finding
the North Pole In fact she is credited witfN
having already determined to undertake the
task. She shows great pluck. but evidently has
not read the detailed account of Peary's expert
ence for the last sixteen months. Something be-
sides an intimate acquaintance with the pecul-
iarities Of the greatest sledge drivers Of the
world Is essential TO the realization of her am
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
CIVIL SERVICE MEETING ADJOURNED.
Council Of National Association in Session
in New Haven Elects Officers.

New Haven. Nov 2.-With a short session OF the
council OF the National Civil Service Association
to-day. the convention which opened hare on
Monday was ended. and the delegates departed for
their homes No decision reached the
meeting place for the next annual convention.
The following officers OF the council were elected:
Richard H. Dana Massachusetts,. chairman: Elliot
H Goodwin. New York, secretary; Albert De
Roode, assistant secretary. and A. s Frfssell
treasurer.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
CHURCH PUBLICITY.
From the Philadelphia Record.

From the Philadelphia Record.
The possibilities of church ADVERTISING ara under
discussion by the clergy OF St Louis BY church
advertising is meant the perfunctory announce
ment OF services that may be found i'm almost any
city newspaper but attractive display so proui-
nently placed to catch the eye and arrest at
tention OF overy reader. What the church ads
are now the store ads were q hundred years
that It is not going 70 take century or even
decade. for religion TO catch up with business In
the matter OF publicity The principles that make
for. success in mercantile advertising ought 10 be.
and soon will be. applied TO the public messages
OF the churches
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
GEN. sHAFTER LEFT $4,000 ESTATE

MoH,s.S' Msheid' CAL Nov. 2.-Captain William n
neAi'er'ck. son-in-law OF the late William p
Co..I Yesterday filed a petition in the Superior
estate OF the general Ths ps.,tion state. ,na, s''
ertv GEehera! Shafter has been found and pror
Real nrnnsr,a I az sl5oo is enumerated follows.
stocI and p.upetty. consisting OF bank stock live.
farm ISir., I'ces necesssry Tor tho cultivation OF
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
TO ASK MRS, SAGE FOR s5,OOoOoo
Money Wanted for Russell Sage Memorial
Hospital Fund

The Brooklyn Hospital Saturday and Sunday As
ISOLATION is soon 70 hold. through its sxscutvs
committee conference with the Manhattan as
sociation 70 discuss the advisabilty OF appealing
Mrs Russell Sage for a fund OF S, ,oo00e0 to sstab-
Iish a Russell Sage Hospital Memorial Fund
Money from this fund would be distributed, ae-
cording the plans. to any hospital Of The city In
time OF imperative need. The suggestion comes
from the directors Of the German Hospital II Is
the general opinion among the hospitals that
contingency fund OF this sort Is greatly needed
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22
Abou1 People and Social Inciden,,

latter In frock OF white chfrSo, 49,,
satin and trimmed with point lace. hs- 80, HH
OF sold cioth trimmed with white narabor ,.-.ns
and the flowers being American Beanfv 'eaehe's
bridesmaids. consisting of Miss son,t. ses os he
Miss Ruth Perkins. Miss MathFde .-sss0nsns
Margaret Walsh. Miss Mary Wood a,s - Ass
Winters. wore frocks similar 70 thosa a, -. mar
OF honor. with hats Of gold net trfr7rrss mad
American Beauty roses and rnarabou fsatb.-, "a
stead Of flowers they carried nnaraso-, N
Theron Strong his brothers best MAJ -.'1s
ushers Murray Olyphant Eck,ora =. ne
Charles Kneeland. Reginald Wigharn De w.. ca. as.
ton Moves and Albert VI Marschwald s,. Sa-
ceremony reception given by M an.
Talbot OIyphant. the parents % the hrid. =, ~
house IN Riverside Drive.
Another wedding Of yesterday was that q, w.
Alice du vivier 10 Joseph Ewing. at the c,h,,.s :.
St Vincent de Paul Miss Elizabeth Fvvt,. - d
the maid OF honor. and Miss sabrina Watts p,.
Elsie Shaw. Miss HIlGa Cleveland Mis-, -
Carlisle Miss Grace Rugcles and Miss Io,,,.s -
were the bridesmaids Blaine Ewing ofsciss.s
best man. and Joseph du Vivier. Albert Bra,,.-
Edward Powis Jones. John Stewart, Page Elv 49,.
]. Griswold Thompson were the ushers After ~,
ceremony a reception given by NIrz Csa-l-
A du vivier the mother OF the BRIDE az her ho~..
in West 2lst street
Announcement is made Of the engagement o.N..
Corinne Violet. daughter or Ar. and Mrs. Atxoos
Violet now OF West 18th street. and fornaerlv =
New Orleans to W. DennisOn Hatch. =. The a-.-
is widower. bis wife having died within yea.
after his marriage She was daughter Of Mr. az
Mrs Henry van LEW
Arthur Grant Duff, the British Minister 70 Crsa
and his bride. who was Miss Kathleen Clayton y
washington, sailed yesterday for England a
board the Baltic Another passenger board
was Martin Beuren-
Mr. and Mrs William n. Falconer have rsturnes
N town and are at their house. No. 7N Matisc,
avenue They will be Joined there early in De-
cennber by their daughter and son, Miss Louis.
FaIconer and Bruce Falconer. who now N
Paris.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry P. Perry are az No. 80 Eas
65th street. for the winter.
Mrs Henry P. Kinsgley and her mother. Mne
Fabtrfcottf. have arrived from Europe and srs a.
No q Fifth avenue for the season
Mrs w ETnlen Roosevelt will give recepron.on
+nA afternoon of December at her house IN Fifth
evsnue for the debut OF her daughter, Miss Lucy
Roosevelt and on December Mrs. James Terry
Gardiner will give a coming out reception for her
daughter Miss Anne Gardiner, a. her house n
East 6sth street Miss Gardiner Is granddangh-
ter of Bishop Doane OF Albany
New-York tribune., 1906-11-22

The Chicago Health Department announces
that strap hanging overcrowds the microbes In
the streetcars. 1t offers cure: Walk Isn't
that simple? Wonder nobody ever thought of