Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-10-25
Defstebit's ncnsense.
Mistnr Eduter. deer sur:


| nearby offer you my regisnashun
as subscriber to your paper, 1t BEN
a pamphlet NV such small knonsence
as not to benifitt my family by takln
NV it. What you mead in yer paper is
branes and sum won to russell up nuze
and rite eddytorials on live stok an
SIGH topicks. No menshun has been
maid in yer shete NV me KILN po-
land china hog, weighin 53 pounds,
and nuthin sed NV the timber neck
with the chickens out this way. An
we strenuuously ignore ther fack thet
Their later bugs ct up ther taters this
summer, an too important weddlns
hear has been utterly igknored by yer
kollums, an a 3 kollum orbitchuary rit
We by me an the deth NV granma Sops'
tibet wus left out NV yer shete, to say
nuthin IVA ALPHABETICAL pome, begin
min with "a is for Annie and also for
ak, writ by my cussin Lizzie Smith.
This is why yer sheete is unpopular
up hear.
If yer don't want eddytorials from
this place an amt goin to put in no
nuze in yer paper, we don't want said
paper.
| am yours in disgust,
DOFETCHIT
p s. If yer will print all the above
sed an do it in mile way | may sine
agin.
| We had for our breakfast lam an it
must nv been porshun of the won
tibet Mary had.
Their is more muney in raisin hogs
than eny other game you kan raise.
Ye can by the original pig fer 81. 30
an feed him $40 worth Nv corn and
then sell him fer about SO. This is the
only crop Their is any muney in these
days. Pay $3.50 fer him, feed him
$40 worth of corn and then sell him fel
80. Yer clear 81. so. So jest keep on
raisin EN-. fer Their is good muney in
en-. / wood rails EN- myself but l don't
like to fool with the beasts.
So want to sea all Nv this printed IN
print by yer printer and eff yer don
you neadn't send your shete to me ne
moor. Eff yer do lie not read it.
Yours hopinly.
DOFETCHIT.
p S. Mrs. Dofetchit and little do
fetchit are both at New Etna visiti1
her dady an nanny an about 3 duzel
brothers and sisters what live vi
there So | am a bachin to beat tn,
duce and ] get awful hongry sun
times before / kook. went days ant
MES without bite to eat got 81
blame hongry / had to kook so stree
| sum flower in a gallon tin bucket will
water and made batter out of it, al
poarde it in pan NV hot greese. TIL
greese covered all the hole batter an,
went an inch over it and when I too
it up on fork the hot gravy raned on
Nv it an driped on my bear feete and
kussed every varment tibet looked lik
F., it ever had any greese about it.
The pone of batter was jest about a
thick as my feet won on top NV the
other an about IA inches across the to
an Their same at the bottom an round
1t looked like 2545-pound cheese sci
ting in hot son with oil running
frum it. Well, eat the hole blazer
pone an it maid me so sick at m
sUummick as a toad frog. Well, r.
not kook an eat no moor tell she come
back. | may die but eff l do ther
won good thing. Mrs. Dofetchi
bought sewing machine an hat t
pay 50 month on it an eff die l
sed he wood give the widow all kin
NV chances to pay fer it, so tibet is wo
good condemnashun.
1t is strange my wife has to G
] home to sea her folks ever four or fiv
years, and it kosts me er doller eve
!. time she goes.
Now, put all tibet down and kereC
| all mistakes and mispeled words an
. you may send your paper another yea
I eff my credit is gud. Yours very re
/ hot over this matter,
i DOFETCHIT.