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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Deadly New Rlhe.

Bullets from the new 30-caliber
rifles Of the United States army whirl
with great rapidity. The riding gives
one revolution Of the bullet about its
axis in ten inches. At the muzzle the
velocity OF the bullet is $500 feet a
second, which means 2,760 turns a
second, assuming that the bullet does
not strip in the rifling. The circum-
ference OF the bullet is .942 OF an
inch, which gives peripheral velocity
Of $500 inches each second, or $4,000
feet a minute.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
GOOD AND HARD.
Results Of Excessive Coffee Drinking

II Is remarkable what suffering
some persons put up with just to sat.
isfy an appetite for something.
A Mich. woman says: II had been
using coffee since was old enough to
have a cup of my own at the table,
and from It have suffered agony
hundreds OF times In the years past.
my trouble first began in the form
of bilious collie. coming on every few
weeks and almost ending my life. At
every attack for years 7 suffered In
this way. used to pray for death to
relieve me from my suffering. ! had
also attacks Of sick headache. and be-
gan to suffer from catarrh OF the stom-
ach. and of course awful dyspepsia.
For about year lived on crack
ers and water. Believing that coffee
was the cause of all this suffering, ]
finally quit 1t and began to use
Postum Food Coffee. 1t agreed with
my stomach. my troubles have left
me and ! am fast gaining my health
under its use. n I'll
mo wonder ! condemn coffee and
tea. No one could be In much more
critical condition than ! was from
the use OF coffee. Some doctors pro-
nounced 1t cancer others liberation.
but none gave me any relief. But
since I stopped coffee and began Pos
tum / am getting well so fast ] can
heartily recommend 1t for all who
suffer as did" Name given by
Postum Co.. Battle Creek. Mich. Read
the little book. "The Road to Well
vtIIo." There's a reason
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
North Dakota Solves the Aduiteratron
probIen,

North Dakota seems to have found
the key to the question, How shall
we protect the people from frauds In
manufactured products?" A new law
has recently gone into effect designed
to make 1t impossible to deceive peo-
pie into buying inferior and adulter-
ated paint under the impression that
they are getting real paint, viz: pure
white lead and linseed oil.
The North Dakota lawmakers did
not attempt to absolutely prohibit the
inferior pigments, or mixtures OF
pigments. They adopted the slogan.
LET the label tell" and then left to
the people to buy whichever they
wished.
Under this plan, II any one wishes
to buy a mixture OF rock.dust. ground
quartz and other cheap elements
which are found in many paints and
so-called white leads no one can
object; for they do It with their eyes
open. But II they prefer genuine
white lead and llnseed oil, they can
be sure OF getting II, for none but
the genuine article can bear a label
which says pure white lead"
In ali other States mixtures are Of
ten sold as pure white lead which
contain little - sometimes no - real
white lead.
II would seem that were this same
principle applied to food, beverages
and all other prepared articles, where
deception is practiced upon the buy
err, the question would be solved. 1t
would leave us free to buy what we
pleased, but would protect us from
unwittingly buying what we did not
want.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Labor the Great Quality.

The most beautiful actions Of the
human body, and the highest results
of the human intelligence, are condi-
tons or achievements. OF quite unla-
borious-nay, OF recreative effort. 1t
is the negative quantity-or quantity
OF de-fect-which has to be counted
against every Feat and OF defect which
has TO be counted against every Fact
or Deed OF men. In brief. II IL that
quantity Of our toll which We die In.
= II uskin.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Apple ErIttsrs.

Cut tart, peeled and cored apples
into slices one-third OF an inch thick,
dip these slices into fritter batter
made OF one pint OF milk, three eggs.
q tablespoonful baking powder, Beat
the eggs well, adding first part OF
milk, then the -four and the rest OF
the milk, alternately. Beat the batter
together quickly, incase the slices OF
apple and drop in kettle OF deep.
smoking hot fat.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
hs owed n to HImssIf,

do. you think I look well IN this
dress?" she asked.
"Um," her husband replied, who
made IT."
Il did. but I'm afraid" TE {
t"My dear, never saw you have on
a more becoming gown than that one
is. BY Jove. you look 80 slim, and
graceful and young that ! can hardly
realize we've been married seven
years" ,.t
20. Alfred. do you really mean that
| believe I'll make all my clothes aft.
er this"
As soon as he could decently get
away. Alfred went out and treated
himself to several OF the best cigars
he could ma, .wr ~
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Housswork a Means Of Grace.

The French women have graceful
aOures even after the dreaded period
Of middle age. and this Is due to the
faot that they eat little and exercise
much In their own homes. They take
very little outdoor exercise. such a.
the English women delight in, but they
are always busy about their homes.
one reason being that they are eco
nomically inclined. and another that
they have q horror Of adipose tissue.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
When the DAMAGE HAPPENS.

II cut bleeds profusely II should
be held under stream OF cold water.
Compress the wound and apply clean
lint. II an artery has been severed
tie the lint tight above the cut and
by introducing stick under the hand.
kerchief and twisting II round check
the bleeding until surgical assistance
can be obtained.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08

tions. My doctor kept me on a strict
diet, but as his medicine was not help
ing me, began using Doan's Kidney
Pills. They helped me at once, and
soon all traces of sugar disappeared.
l have regained my former weight and
am perfectly WELL"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
loo Cav.

The puritan miss dozed over her
knitting and dropped stitch In he's
fathers stocking.
Priscilla" said the old gentle.
man. sternly. be more careful"
why. father" replied Priscilla, In
surprise. there 10 no great harm In
dropping . stitch in your stocking
II thereT
YES. my daughter. Surely you
would not have II gossiped about that
your staid old sire wore drop-stitoA
stockings like the dudes of zoo ysars
from now?"
And Priscilla. shocked at the very
thought. began 10 unravel the whole
stocking. ~
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Mr.. Masterson Answered.

Rev. Mr.. Masterson, a summer res
ident of Marblehead Neck. for rea'
sons best known to himself. wears In
the hottest weather long coat and
handkerchief around his neck. Thus
dressed he frequently takes long runs
about town, but has decided objec'
tons to being stared at. One day
recently he was running along. and
noticing a small boy gazing at him. he
stopped and asked Querulously:
What are you looking aty" The boy
promptly replied: I'm lookius st q
d-n fool"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Magnificent sacred Edlfie..

The largest and costliest building
thus far undertaken In New York, the
city OF immense structures, Is the
magnificent slO.0O0,0O Episcopal Ca.
thedral OF st. John the Divine, now be-
ing erected on Morningside Heights.
This will be the greatest ediice In
America, and the fourth In import
ance In the world.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08

that my housework
was becoming q bur.
den. I tired easily.
had no ambition and
was fading fast. My
complexion got vel.
low, and I lost over
so pounds. My thirst
was terrible, and
there was sugar In
the kidney secre.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08

And the small boy lives his neigh.
Dor as himself-if she gives him
something to eat.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Lono Journey for Pleasure.

Justus Miles Foreman has left New
York for an extended journey. the
itinerary of which includes Australia
New Zealand and the South Sea Isl
ands. and which is undertaken, he
said. not to gain new literary mate
rial, but solely because he wants to
play a little"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
We Make Travel Easy.

Five trains daily via the Atchisop)p
Topeka & Santa Fe, Colorado to KaiA
sas City. St., Joe. Chicago. Galveston.
Ell Paso, City Of Mexico. Ask me
about reduced rates. c. f. Warren.
O. A., A. T. & 8. f. Ry.. AL Dooly
Block, Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
"puos" Ordered from Seattle.

The chief OF police Of Seattle. be-
lieving that prize fighters bring Grim.
inals and other undesirables in their
train, has ordered all pugilists, train.
ers and others connected with the
ring to leave the city or take up some
respectable employment.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
Tho Opinion She souahs.

wen. what do you think Of my
new haty She asked.
do you want candid 1opinion1" he
questioned. 10y - NJ
Heavens. mol" she replied. Say
something nice"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS Foor.EAse.

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
Ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists, Csc. Trial package,
FREE. Address A. s. Olmsted, Le
Roy, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. are fast
70 light and washing and color more goods
than others. l0c per package
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
No, In. 'LImIt Of Trouble.

Not the Limit Of Trouble.
Job was taking his breakfast Oh
the mantslpiece. These boils are
pretty tough" he said. and I'm hav'
Ing plenty OF trouble. all right. but.
anyway, Tom Johnson isn't born yet"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08
WORN TO A SKELETON.
A Wonderful Restoration Caused 4
Sensation In q Pennsylvania
Town.

Mrs. Charles N. Preston, OF Elkland,
Pa, says: Three years ago found
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08

We can generally avoid lot OF
trouble by not saying what we think.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-09-08

Important 20 Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsToRfA,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
WOMEN BE SILENT?-NEVER!

Portland oregoan ana Ore
defeat of the equal suffrage
women OF
permit the equal suf-
frage esentim o soak
The States says o
of caused widespread
surprise combina-
ton Of poltic ralroa nd
emphatic denial says the
touched
influence
which they act
railroads had time oppose
candidates who pledged
franchi andno their
the claims made by the suffrage
the sufragists
the
1900 when still campaign
whereas in 1906
by 10000 votes
that agitation of the question
brought disase o he
the hpase
chvary nd r mi o Oegon'
win there by
naming absolutely presented or better still
by openly #.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
BACK IN TOWN.

From the mountain glen and the sult
sea fen,
BY trail and exc by train,
\ cry rings up to the autumn sky;
It's Hey for the town again"
W. have had enough of things in the
rough,
OF the rural moon and star
Wen be glad to hear though it may
sound queer,
TIE gong of the trolley car!
We have trouted and trolled, we have
harcaroled.
Where the long lakes ripples geam
We have scaled the height of youths
delight
Dreaming the oldeu dream;
Now the echoes come, with their
haunting hum,
From tine opera and the play
From the gay frou-frou of the Ave-
nue.,
And the deep din of Broadway.
That we long to march in the grip OF
starch.
All proper, precise and prim,
With "howd'ye do?' and "how are
you?"
Is true. though it's somewhat grim
Back from the free of the open sea
From the green of garden and lane
To the round and rack of the tread
mill track
Yes. it's back to the town again!
Clinton Scollard..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
\ SOCIAL FABLE.

Platc, having laid brick in the
path, stood aside to see what might
befall. The first man who stumbled
over it said nothing, but went his
way. "There," said the philosopher,
"is a Conservative Citizen, the back
bone of our Institutions"
The next one fell on his face and
rallied upon the Tetrarch, but he al
so left the brick and went on his way.
THAT is Good Government man."
said Plato. "He will one day found
a Goo-Goo Club"
The third also broke his shins, and
having called upon Pluto, removed
the brick from the path.
THAT man., said Plato, sis Re-
former; he believes in doing we nexte
Thinge.'" Then Plato replaced the
brick in the path again.
But a certain man came along, and
when he had stubbed his toe he took
up the brick and hurled it at the Phil
osopher. THAT said Plsto, as he
lodged the brick, sis an anarchist;
he is dangerous to the government"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
LOCUSTS ARE COMING.

For thousands OF years there have
been plaques of locusts, and a vista
ton is due this year.
According to Entomologist Marlatt
of the department of agriculture, two
broods of the periodical cicada, or To-
Gusts will reappear this year. one an
important and widely distributed H.
year brood, and the other an unim-
portant. small and scattering 13-year
brood.
The 17-ycar brood may be expected
in the states of Massachusetts. New
York Uong Island), PENNSYLVANIA,
New Jersey. Maryland, District OF CO.
lumbia, Northern Virginia. West Vir-
ginia, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Georgia, Tennessee. Kentucky, Ohio
Indiana and Illinois. This brood has
a peculiar interest, inasmuch as it is
the one which was first noted, or re-
corded in literature at least, by the
early European colonists on this con-
tinent.
The 13-year locust will appear in
Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina
and Tennessee.
rhe periodical cicada is so well
known that a general account of il
in this place is unnecessary. When
it appears in great numbers it natur.
ally causes considerable alarm and
arouses fears for the safety of shad,
trees and orchards.
The actual damage, showever. /,
usually slight, except in the case o
newly planted orchards, and ever
here. by rigorous pruning back aftei
the cicada has disappeared, much o
the injury caused by the egg pune
lures can be obViated.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09

1904 on the platform that he is the
handsomest governor in the United
States.
Secretary Shaw has Joined a golf
club. Justice Harlan has offered to
let Shaw practice two months and
then give him a handicap of two
strokes n hole, and the justice will
wager a-well, he'll wager that he
can beat the secretary.
William Il. Smith, superintendent of
the National Botanic Garden, has
spent his life studying plants and
making collection of Burnsiana.
People who know say he has more and
better Burns manuscripts, editions and
miscellanies than any one in this
country.
Notwithstanding the fact that New
York has practically no representation
in the senate. the Empire State is
strong in the administration. The
president Loeb, Secretary Root and
Secretary COrtelyou are from New
York and Secretary Metcalf was born
there.-Saturday Evening Post.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
SEVERE ON THE PILGRIMS.

John d. Long. former secretary of
the navy, stirred up lot of excSte-
ment at Plymouth, Mass, at the Ter
centenary of the First Church of Fly
mouth by his address on the Pilgrim
Fathers.
"The saints of Plymouth colony can
be counted on the fingers" he said.
some of the very elect were false to
their trust and used their positions to
feather their own nests.-falser to the
trust than any president of a modern
insurance company. Within the first
decade social vices infested the COM
mUnity; drunkenness, pickering, SIAN
der, licenciousness and even crimes
against nature were common All this
took place in a communiry of very
limited numbers. No New England
village Of today need fear comparison
with the early Plymouth colony"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
TIE HALL OF FAME.

Curtis Guild jr., governor a Mass.
achusetts Is one of the star stump.
speakers of the country.
Minister Quesada protests that ne
does net put up his hair in curl pa
pers or frizz it every night. Many
people will be surprised.
"Big Tim" Sullivan, of New York,
who has just resigned his seat in con-
gross made a record this year. They
say he was not In his seat two hours
during the entire session.
Senator Knox, of Pennsylvania, and
Senator Bailey, of Texas, fight bitter
ly over the Constitution, bnt get to.
gether afterward and talk hoss'
Each has a fad for harness horses.
Afford w. Cooley, the civil servlc,
commissioner and member of tn,
! tennis board, has a fit every time hi
name is spelled Alfred. He throws
several each time his mail is handel
to him.
j. c. w. Beckham, governor of Ken
lucky, who has announced himself a
a candidate for the United States sen
ate, was proposed for president II
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
NO MAN is STRONGER THAN
HIS STOMACH.

Let the greatest athlete have dyspepsia
and his muscles would soon, fail. Physi-
cal strength is derived from food. II
man has insufficient food he loses strength.
Ii he has no food he dies. Food is con
verted into nutrition through the stum-
ach and bswelS. 1t depends on the
strength of the stomach to what extent
food eaten Is, dgestsd and assimilated.
People can die OF starvation who have
abundant iood to eat, when the stomach
and its associate organs of digestion and
nutrition do not perform their duty.
Thus the stomach. Is really the vital or.
gan of the body. IL tho stomach is"weak"
the body will be weak alse, because IL is
upon the stomach, the body relies for its
strength. And as the body, considered as,
whole, Is made up Of its several men,
bers and organs. so the weakness of the
body as d consequence Of uweak stom-.
achi will be distributed among the or.
gans, which compose the body. II tho
body Is weak because IL Is ill-nOurisheG
that physical Weakness will be found I'M
all the Organs-heart, liver, kidneys. eta.
The lirer will be torpid and inactive,
giving rise to bliiousness, loss of appetite,
weak iRrves feeble or irregular action Of
heart, palpitatiOn, dizziness, headache,
backaahe and kindred disturbances, and
weaknesses.
Mr. Louis Pare. of Guebec. writes: ~Eor
grew dizzy, eyes panied me, and my stomach
was sore all the time. while everything
would eat would seem tD lie heavy like lead
on my stomach. The doctors claimed that
It was sympathetic trouble duB to Dyspepsia
and prescribed for me. and although took
their powders regularly yet felt no better
My wife advised mo tO try Dr. Plerce's Golden
Medical Discovery and sto, taking the doc
tors medicine. She bought me a bcttle and
We soon fOund tha3 began TO improve. so
kept up the treatment. ! took on flesh, mJ
stomach became normal. the digestive organs
worked perfectly and | soon began to look
like different person. / can never cease 10
be grateful for what yous medicine has done
for me and certainly give 1t highest praise "
Don't BIZ wheedled by penny-grabbing
| dealer into taking inferior substitutes for
DIR. Pierce's medicines, recoamended TO
be rjust as good"
To gain knowledge of your own body
In sickness and heaLth-send for the Peo-
| pies Common Sense Medical Adviser. A
book Of zoos pages. Send 81 one cent
stamps for papercovered, or 81 stamps
for clothbound copy. Address DR.. X. V.
Pierce, ess3 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
STATE DEPOSITORY LAW NEEDED.

Wyoming. which saved
this againg for
idle funds held
in and ate
these
public official
month This would short
office
funds be placed
officials
funds would make self
should of these excellent laws
The o jutifes imitation
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09
DAYS.

Daughters of Time, the hyPocritic
Days.
NFuffled and dumb like. barefoot der
wishes,
And marching single in am endless file.
Bring diadems and fagots in their
hands.
To each they offer gifts after his will,
Bread, kingdoms, stars, and skies that
holds them all
I, in my plcached garden, watched the
pomp,
Forgot my morning wishes, hastily =
Took 9 few herbs and apples, and the
Day
Turned and departed silent I. too
late.
Under her solemn fillet saw the scorn.
R. w. Emerson.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-09


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