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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

Indorse checks about two inches from
the end. Don't endorse notes at all.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

-Tibbits- Cameron Lumber Co. car
ries the most complete stock of lum Der
in this city at all times.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

There are statesmen who still believe
that the mouth is mightier than a sword.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

-4reat bargains at Towner's every
day in August
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

Oae of the JOYS of wealth is the right
to preach the virtues of poverty,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

Clear and round dealing is the honor
of mans nature.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

No man recognizes the value Of pri.
vaUy until something happens to him.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

DYSPEPSIA Is often Caused By Catarrh
Of tie .Stomach-PsyHfa Referees Ca
fayyh of The Stomach and Is Therefore a
Remedy For Dysbfbsia.
ss-s-s-ss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-
Hon. NJ. C. Butler, Ex-U. S. Sen
ator from South Carolina for two
terms, in a letter from Washington,
d. c., writes to the Peruna Medicine
ICo., as follows:
az can recommend Peruna for ]
dyspepsia anci stomach trouble. ~
haVe been using your medicine for !
" a short period and feel very much
! relieved. 1t Is indeed a wonderful
! medicine, besides a good tonic"
CATARRH of The stomach is the cor
~ rect name for most cases of dys-
pepsia. In order to cure catarrh OF the
stomach the catarrh must be eradicated.
Only an internal catarrh remedy,
such as Peruna, is available.
Peruna exactly meets the indications.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

Imported mlnners never will take the
place of domer tic courtesies
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

Candor is the part of courtship which
comes after mai rage.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

More Cyclone.
The celebrated patent four at 81 per
sack mt p Bouffieur's
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29

People who use authorizations are by
no means hurried for time.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29
The Signs OF
Heart Trouble
You can Surely Secure Heart Health
and Strength through DR.. Shops
Restorative.

Heart weakness which can be dealt with az
ell Is nerve weakness. Just as your hand trem-
bles when tts nerves are weak when your heart
nerves are weak your heart flutters and palpi-
tates. Other signs are shortness OF breath after
slight exercise; fainting spells: pain or tender
ness about the heart caused by irregular heart
action: choking sensa Ation as II the heart was
chest. showing that IMHM the heart isn'k
WORKING right; sa pain when you lie
on one side "a EaT<A usually the Left
side. but fire. BIAS&% quently the
Sc; sf!a'3l s5fi !. Z:
ss.ssii Z: sssSIsss H.4s s:ssi
strength 70 itsN 2sSsssl nerves. Can you
donei Dr. Shops NJ Restorative will
bring back theWW to the
heart nerves alwaysW There is nothing in
this remedy 20 stimu| late; nothing thas
leads TO reaction. The strength that 1t gives 10
natural and permanent Ii Is Just the same
strength as Nature gives 70 those who are well.
DR.. Shops Restorative creates strength which
extends over the whole inside nerve system-ls
overcomes the c4use Of the trouble as well a.
the result Fog sale and recommended ~
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-08-29
NOTICE OF PRIMARY ELECTION.
COUNTY OIERK's OrFICE.

STATE or WISCONSIN, ss
COUNTY OF VERNON. 30
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
PROPOSE TO GIVE $4,000
TO CHILEAN AID FUND
LOS ANGELES HAS $so,3s4 LEFT
FROM SAN FRANCISCO
Northern Stricken City Has Already
Contributed Literally to the Re-
lief of the Distressed South Amerl-
cans-citizens' Committee Reports

F. @. Story, chairman. and H. B.
Gurley, acting secretary of the citizens
relief committee of Los Angeles, have
issued a financial statement showing
that there is still $50, 334 to the credit
of the local San Francisco relief fund,
of which 100000 is on deposit in saw
ings bank, drawing interest at the
rate of per cent.
The balance on hand May H. when
the last report was made, is given as
$S1,022. Since that time $19615 has
been received and 500, 303 disbursed
The largest single item of disburse-
ment was $4,000, the subscription of
the California club forwarded to
James d. Phelan at San Francisco for
use there.
Other expenditures include $4,000 as
signed to Edward Gray for the local
relief work. $2628 turned over to C. c..
Desmond, 7. J. Stuart and Rev. Dana
Bartlett for committee work now
closed; $2157 spent for food supplies
and $500 placed to the credit of Mrs
r. M. Widney for relief work among
the women refugees.
The remaining disbursements all are
in sums less than $3.50.
1t has been proposed that $4,000 Of
in Chile, and unless the subscribers
interpose an objection this plan will
be carried out
San Francisco already has contribut-
ed literally to a Chilean fund.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
BY DOUBLE CROSSES AND
BRIBERY HE LOSES
Little Drama Of the Defeated Man,
Whose Hopes Were Dashed to
Earth at the Venice Re-
publican Convention
DRAMATIs pERsoNAn


Lawyer Client Less, fresh from col
1ege.
Wood n. CRATER, sISIdooed candidate
from county convention.
scenci lawyers office. room 23 Bill
KUN block.
Enter lawyer.
Seats himself at desk and after
lingering over file Of unpaid bills,
turns hopefully to his bank book. II
shows balance Of % cents.
To himself: "If had thought that
the men who hold up and put the
weights in the scales of Justice had to
walt this long for the chance to as
slst her 1 would have studied for some
easier rofession--Republican delegate
to county convention, or county sher-
iff. l wouldn't have needed much prep
aration for either.
II had hoped that my anti-peek-a-
boo visitor this morning would give
me case worth while, but when she
saw the number of my room, that mys-
tic figure %, she-well, she did"
Enter candidate, fully clad for Salt
river excursion, carrying box of cleo
tion cigars under his right arm.
Mr.. Less, l understand that you
make speciality of bunco cases.
Lawyer: Yes, / have never taken
anything else" aside, because !
haven't had the chance."O
Candidate: well, sir, I have cases
against the bunch BY series of whole
sale double crosses and bribery at We'd
nesday's convention I was deprived of
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
CUPID STEALS
COLLEGE GIRL
lNVADES GATES OF NORTHERN
UNIVERSITY
Los Angeles Attorney and One of Hol-
lywood's Fairest Daughters We'd
ded-CoupIe Find Separation
Is Simply Unbearable

Even the most steadfast ambitions Of
lege education cannot withstand some
Of the onSlaughts Of Cupid when the
little blind god makes up his mind.
This was proved to large circle of
friends of Miss Florence Murphy,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Muir
ply, and Warren James Lander, a
prominent young attorney. yesterday.
Two weeks ago Miss Murphy, now
Mrs. Lander. packed her trunks and
started north, bound for the freshman
class at Berkeley
That was two weeks ago yesterday.
Whether it is that there is really some
truth in the saying that absence makes
the heart grow fonder is not clear, but
the truth remains that Mr.. Lander was
able to stand the separation not quite
one week.
The following Wednesday evening he
took the train for San Francisco and
Thursday morning arrived there. He
went to Berkeley and found Miss Muir
ply installed in the apartments which
she had taken for the fall term.
Perhaps absence has much the same
effect on young woman as it does on
young man. Just what words the
young man used to convince the young
woman that he could no longer live in
Los Angeles while she lived in Berke-
ley no one but Mr.. and Mrs. Lander
and the four walls of a room know,
and they will not tell. Certain it is
that his language was persuasive, for
before nightfall the girl had decided
hot In I1oan OF n
little home in Hollywood would be
quite as beneficial to her mental and
spiritual development as a course in
the University of California.
That night they went to Oakland,
where they paid visit to the First
Congregational church. and with the
assistance OF the minister they BAN
ished all further thought of colleges
and careers.
Mrs. Lander again packed her trunks
and for a week very happy bride and
bridegroom enjoyed the pleasures of
Santa Cruz and Del Monte. Yesterday
they came home and moved imme-
diately into a pretty house opposite to
the home of the brides parents.
Eight years ago, when Florence Muir
ply and Warren Lander were 13 and IA
years Of age respectively, they were
sweethearts. Ever since that time they
have been the closest friends, and it
was understood that when Miss Muir
ply had received enough Of college life
she would become his bride. Before
she went away to college Mr.. Lander
tried to persuade her that she did not
want to go, but he did not succeed
There is evidently nothing like trying
and trying again If you would win the
heart of a lady fair.
Miss Murphy is graduate of the
Los Angeles high school and talented
pianist. She is an attractive girl with
blonde hair and blue eyes and grace
full slender figure. Mr.. Lander Is a
graduate of the law school of the Uni
versity of Southern California and is
looked upon as clever young man,
The wedding came as big surprise to
the friends and relatives of the young
people
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
HAD 10000 BEERS IN VEST
Police Find $500 Bill, Besides Others,
in a Thirsty Prisoners
Pocket

With $1493.S0 in his pockets, John
Doe" was taken to the police station
yesterday afternoon and locked UP, a
charge of drunk" being entered
against him on the blotter.
He probably is the wealthiest individ-
ual of his name ever arrested in Los
Angeles, though John Does" are as
plentiful about the station as Smiths
In the city directory.
The man refused to give his name
and objected strenuously to being
locked up. His objections, however
did him little good. When they searched
him the officers thought they had ar
rested a peripatetic national bank.
First they found wad of bills, fas-
tened together by a rubber band. The
count disclosed that there were forty
of them, each one a ten spot, making
$500.
The officers eyes grew big with
amazement, because Doe didn't look as
though he owned $400 or 400 cents for
the matter of that, but they continued
their search. The next find was a single
bill, carefully cached in a vest pocket
Presented at any bank in the city this
bill is good for $500 In gold. Translated
into the beverage which had brought
its owner to the station, it meant no
fewer than 10000 beers at retail rates.
Sttll further search developed an
other bundle, five bills, each Of the de-
nomination of $780, making $14OO so far.
Then the officers emptied Does trous-
ers pockets and took from them in
gold, crumpled paper and silver ex-
actly $93.8O.
The cash was put into the safe and
John Doe Joined the INDECENT colony
behind the bars veritable John Doe
Rockefeller of the tanks-and not oil
tanks, either.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
LAMENT OF THE CANDIDATE
OR WHO SAID "SKIDOOp

the office that rlghtfully belonged to
me. My opponents spared neither cheap
cigars nor free passes to the flowing
bowl to compass my defeat; but mark
you, before a year has passed the coun-
try viii often think Of these touching
words: Liberty shrleked when Would
B. CRATER fell"
Lawyer (aside)i "Yes, shrieked with
Joy"
CRATER: But, SIR. this is not all.
Their methods, though reprehensible,
do not place them within the pale of
poor, blind justice. The libelants I
wish to prosecute are unworthy mem
bers of the daily press. Coming in the
face of an overwhelming public senti-
ment I'm my favor the defeat clearly
betrayed crookedness. But when the
press, whom had expected to take up
the fight for honesty, intimated that I
had Justly been bowled over into the
mud that I had prepared for better
men, felt that the limit of endurance
had been reached
Lawyer (aslde): ut doesn't do to tell
the truth in all cases. See Mark Twain,
When in doubt tell the TRUTH"
CRATER: And so, as / turn from
the hurry and hustle of city life to the
restful quiet Of the gently flowing Salt
river, or as 1 seek in the silence of the
tall groves to lure from his secluded
home the coy young john rabbit. 1
wish to rest assured that though have
been denied the privilege of feeding off
the luscious fruit of the public's plum
tree, still L can take with me sufficient
root of evil to start a plum tree of
my own among the tall timbers, whith-
er l now repair"
Lawyer languidly tears off yester-
days date from the calendar. SWING
ing around to reply, he finds his client
in full retreat. The calendar registers
23; his visitor has skidooed.
Lawyer: "The fatal 23 again. Oh
for % gun!"
EPILOGUE:
Twenty-three months office rent ia
due and the landlady has refused to
believe his twenty-third excuse. The
bank book still shows % cents. The
lawyer skidoos
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
FORMER MAYOR
DIVES COUPLE
TENDERS SURPRISE FUNCTION
TO HAPPY PAIR
NuptisIs at Santa Barbara, Followed
by Charming Little Party at
HoteI--orohestr Played APP
propriate Honeymoon Music

The Indian grill at the Alexandria
was the scene of a charming little sup
per party which was the aftermath
of a wedding which took place yester-
day In Santa Barbara.
G.. T.. Harber Is n prominent COM
mercial man Of Los Angeles. Without
q word to most Of his friends and a SOL
emn promise of secrecy to the few fa-
vored ones to whom he conflded the
secret, he left for Santa Barbara.
Yesterday he met Miss Madge r.
Smith. a charming New orleans girl,
and after quiet little wedding he and
his bride took a train for Los Angeles.
At $3.50 o'clock last evening they ar
rived and were met by q party of
friends, who drove to Hotel Alexan-
dria, where they had reserved a suite
Of rooms.
At the Alexandria there was sur
prise in store. A dozen or more friends
who had been invited as the guests of
former Mayor M. p. Snyder greeted
them and after an hour spent in offer
ing congratulations they were ushered
to the Indian grill, where large round
table laden with beautiful blossoms
awaited them.
Covers were laid for fifteen and a
huge basket Of pink roses and maiden
hair ferns surmounted by lovers
knot of pink ribbon occupied the center
of the table. Sprays of the maiden
hair were scattered over the cloth and
touches of pink in the appointments
gave an especially dainty appearance.
AS the guests were being seated the
orchestra played Mendelssohn's we'd
ding march. and other appropriate
music was played during the supper
hour. Informal toasts concluded the
evenings enjoyment.
The bridal suite which had been re-
served for them was also decorated
with many beautiful blossoms by
friends.
AS Miss Madge Smith, Mrs. Harber
has long been a close friend of Mr.. and
Mrs. Snyder, and they are rejoicing
that she is coming to swell the list of
charming young matrons Of which Los
Angels Is already the proud pos
SCISSOR.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
To Give Musicale

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. S. Woollacott of
Hotel Redondo will give another of
their interesting concerts tomorrow
evening. AS heretofore the program
will be under the direction of Ray
mond Wolfsohn, and several well
known local people will contribute.
Miss Verna May Shaw. in costume, will
recite an Egyptian monologue, and
Mrs Katherine Kimball Forest, the
soprano singer, will be feature of
the evening. She will sing Bon Jour,
Suzanne" a collection Of delightful
verses dedicated to her by their author,
Henry Edmund Earle of Pasadena.
Noah ]. La Vigne will contribute to the
pleasure of the guests by singing the
prologue from L'Pagliacci, and Messrs.
Collier, Sessions, Fulton and Webster,
members of the Ellis club and Men
delssohn quartet, will give several
selections. Henry Edmund Earle will
give q piano solo. Misses Lucretia r.
Rider and Ida A.. James will assist the
host and hostess in receiving.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
TEAM RUNS INTO A WOMAN
Careless Driving at Second and Spring
Streets Results in
Injuries

Careless driving on the part Of an
unknown teamster resulted in the
painful though not serious injury of
Mrs. v. A. Baverstock, 1857 Bellevue
avenue, late yesterday afternoon
With her husband Mrs. Baverstock
started to cross Spring street at Sec
ond when a team Of horses ran into
her, throwing her to the street and in
hcting an ugly liberation of the right
elbow.
Mr. Baverstock was so concerned in
caring for his wife that he never
thought 10 stop the driver. or even to
take a good look at him. and IN the
confusion following the accident the
man escaped.
Mrs. BaYerstock was taken to the
receiving hospital where the cut was
cleansed and stitched by DR.. G. w.
Cook. she then went to her home.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
DRIVERS WANT MORE PAY
Garbage Men Believe City Should In
crease Wages From So to $2.25
Dav

Drivers of garbage wagons feel they
have been sighted in the recent all
hands-round increase In wages of city
employees and yesterday presented pc
asking that they be increased from 50
a day to $2.25.
1t was with regret that the members
of the board told the representatives.
of the garbage men that they had no
power or money with which to increase
salaries. In the annual appropriation
for the various departments under the
board an allowance sufficient for the
collection of garbage at the present
salary was allowed, but no more The
board cannot increase salaries without
decreasing the efficiency of the work.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
AUTO HORN FRIGHTENS HORSE
Mr. Mrs. and Miss Smith Hurt In
Accident on South Main
Street

Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Smith of 147 West
Sixteenth street were driving south on
Main street last night when chauffeur
driving an automobile In the same di-
rection passed them.
The driver of the machine evidently
tried to pass as close as possible to the
rig driven by Mr.. smith, and when
he was parallel with the buggy he blew
the siren horn with great Violence.
Smiths horse shied to the left and
threw Smith, his wife aud their daugh-
ter to the pavement.
The woman and the girl were serious
Iy cut about the head and Smith was
cut on his right leg.
Police detectives viii be detailed to
arrest the chauffeur.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
MULAoLLAND GETS NEW JOB
Appointed Chief Engineer Of ovens
River Conduit, but Keeps Old
Salary

The board of public works yesterday
created the position of chief engineer
of the owens river conduit and named
William Mulholland, present water su-
perintendent, for the position.
This place will carry with 1t a salary
of $4,000 40 year, the figure to which
Mr.. Mulholland's salary was raised by
the water board a few weeks ago.
A recommendation Of the water
board was the basis of action by the
board of public works.
AS chief engineer for the Owens river
proposition Mr.. Mulholland will not
resign his position as water superin-
tendent. He will do both on the one
salary.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
BLAMES A BOTTLE FOR PAIN
Hurt Just as Much Even If Man Who
Welded 1t Was a
STRANGER

The combination of beer out of a
bottle and a bottle out of beer proved
too much for George Wallace, a
laborer, yesterday AFTERNOON, and as a
result the man was taken to the re-
ceiving hospital. where DR.. Finley
stitched a bad cash in his head. I
When he reached the hospital the
man was only semi-conscious and uh-
able to stand. IL was an open question,
however whether his condition was
due to his injury or to excessive drink.
He was put to bed and this morning
probably will be almost as good as
new again. He couldn't or wouldn't
tell who had hit him, but was quite
certain that the weapon used was a
beer bottle from which the contents
had been abstracted =.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
WRECK VICTIM H0VERS
'TWIXT LIFE AND DEATH
NO CHANGE IN CONDITION OF
MRS. HUNT
Coroner Trout viii Hold an Inquest
This Morning Over the Body of
Mrs. Lillian Rhoden of Pasadena,
Killed in Azusa Accident

Mrs. j. S. Hunt of Santa Monica lies
at the Santa Fe hospital on Boyle
Heights unconscious most of the time,
hoVering between life and death. Mrs.
Hunt was injured in the collision at
Azusa Tuesday afternoon between a
Santa Fe overland train and the San
Gabriel valley stage and was brought
to this city for treatment. Yesterday
morning it was feared she would not
survive the day. cerebral hemorrhages
having developed, but In the afternoon
the nurse in charge declared that her
patient was resting as easily as could
be expected, though still admitting that
her condition is critical.
Other victims OF the wreck, with the
exception of Mrs. Lillian Rhoden of
Pasadena. who was killed instantly,
are improving and, unless Mrs. Hunt
succumbs, no further fatalities are ex-
pected.
This morning Coroner Trout will go
TO Azusa to hold an inquest over Mrs.
Rhoden's body. 1t is thought, how
ever, that the finding will exonerate all
take. which was responsible for the ac-
cident, is said by residents of Azusa
to be natural one.
Lovelace, the driver, was accustomed
to meet a local train at the station.
This train stopped. and consequently
when he saw an engine bearing down
upon him at the usual time he paid
little attention to 1t. confident that the
train would stop at the station. How
ever It was not local, but the delayed
overland, and instead Of stopping II
continued at fun speed striking the
rear wheel OF the stage and throwing
the vehicle twenty feet. Only one oc-
cupant of the stage, child In arms
escaped unhurt.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
Luncheon and Card Party

Mrs Harry Arnold of 904 East Twen-
tieth street will give luncheon and
card party for members of the AS You
Like 1t Card club. The house will be
decorated with asters, and two hand
some china plates. dinner gong and
a small hand-painted plate, will be
given as prizes. Mrs. w. B. McPher-
son will be present as a special guest
Covers will be laid for twelve.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
To Study Abroad

Miss Grace Helen Nash, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. J. d. Nash of 13341a
Hope street, will leave today for Berlin,
where she will take a years course in
instrumental music.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
Grants Building Permits
BY Associated Press.

SANTA ROSA. Aug. 2S-The city
council Of Santa Rosa has granted
building permits for buildings valued
at $4S0,OO0 under the new building or
dinance which went into effect this
afternoon.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
Leaves for College

Miss Winifred Millspaugh, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. j. r. Millspaugh of
1923 Bonnie Brae street, left this week
for Stanford, where she will enter upon
the college course.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24

Everything you want you Will find In
the classified page--a modern oncycio~
pedia. One cent a word.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24

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Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24

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Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24

The Herald will pay $40 in. cash 20
nnyone furnishing evidence that VIII
lead TO the arrest and conviction OF any
person caught stealing copies OF The
Herald from the premises OF our pa
irons. THE HERALD.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
THE CITY

Strangers are invited to visit the ex-
hIbit Of California products at the
Chamber Of Commerce building, on
Broadway, between First and Second
streets, where free information will be
given on ell subjects pertaining to this
section.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24

Odd lot of women's suits in Elton
jacket styles, made of cheviot and
panama in tan, reseda, black and
Alice blue; trimmed in braids and
buttons; plated skirts; Jackets
satin and taffeta lined; ga length
sleeves; suits worth to $3.50.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-24
$3.50 Walking Skirts S4.oS

Women's new skirts, made of pam
amas, serges and cheviots in
checks, plaids, mixtures and plain
colors; plated side, front and
back. Trimmed in folds. Values
to $3.50.