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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
PASTOR GOES TO CITY CHURCH.

Avon, :. d. Sept. lO.-Rcv. J. l.. Olt-
hon. who for some time has been pas
tor OF tho German Baptist church at
this place. has been rendered a position
Of pastor OF n church Of that denoml-
nation NJ Cleveland. o., and viii leave
South Dakota for the purpose or taxi
Ing up his work ~ that city.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
a MISSOURI RIVER FREAK.

Pierre, s. D.. Sept. iO.-Thc Missouri
river Is showing q queer freak for this
time or the year. with a rise OF two
feet. No heavy rains have been re-
ported from the up river country and
river men arc ut "a loss TO account for
the action OF tho stream at the pres
ent time.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
FLEEING PRISONER
CHASED BY WOMAN
Prisoner Dives Through Window Of
Moving Train and Eseapes--
Woman Doesn't Hesitate.

Aberdeen. =, T., Sept The prls-
oucT who lcared from he car win
dow last night escaped by the time
Mrs. E.ddins accomplished her leap
from the tralg. the nan disappear
Ing through a CoTnficld and was
soon hiddca from view. Farm hands
aided IN the search. but failed To
trace the fugitive. The woman
Tagged "a freight and continued her
journey home Ia GToiun.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
SEVEN WITH AXE
lunatie With Deadly instrument Runs
Amuek Through m
AaYlum.

Warsaw. Sept. i0.-An inmate oI an
asylum for the insane nj Cora Kali
warla. thirty miles from here. secured
m AK yesterday and ran amuck
through the institution. killing seven
fellow lunntlcs.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
FIFTEEN BIRTHS. ONE DEATH.

Elk Point. 8. D.. Sept. iO.-The vital
statistics report OF Union county for
the month OF August show that there
were fifteen births and only n death.
There were only three marriage
licenses Issued during tho month.
which In the smallest number ISSUED
during n month for some time.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Aberdeen. =. u, sept. lO.-Passen-
gers who came through 20 this city on
the Chicago. milwaukee, and ST. Paul
Passenger train last night were sur
priScd to- see "A mar suddenly dive
through the window OF n coach OF the
moving train and "A woman jump from
the rear platform OF the train near
Watson. a few miles from here.
The woman was Mrs. G~iddings, "ho
had been TO Minneapolis To Identify
the man arrested there ~ suspicion OF
having stolen "a case OF dry goods val
ued at 5000. The mnn was being
brought To- Groton TO face n charge OF
grand larceny. Just before Watson
was reached the man dived through
the window OF the car. The woman
pulled the bell ropc and an instant
later was un the rear platform shouting
Ia the train crew not tU walt for her.
She jumped from the moving train and
started in pursuit OF the fleeing pris-
oncr.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

An insurance man who has been busy
for several months with the problems
OF adjustment arising from the san
Francisco fire says that one OK the
queerest questions was the loss OF n
Chinese Joss. n big gilded god. The
adjuster found that some sixty or
seventy minor josses were also insured.
When he reported this we certainly
had n merry time trying to figure how
much the god vas worth who couldn't
care for himself. But We finally ar
ranged n scale OF values that satisfied
everybody.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
HORSE THIEVES MAKE
SUCCESSFUL RAID
About Ten Valuable Animals Stolen
from Mrs. cors J.
lapea

Sioux Falls. s. d.. Sept. i0.-The re-
gion adjacent TO Rowena. near Sioux
Falls. was raided last night by horse
thieves. Eight or ten valuable horses
were stolen from the pasture OF Mrs.
Cora J. Jones. Men driving through
The country In a covered wagon arc be-
lieved 10 nave committed the theft.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Ccrmany's troops lighting the natives
I'm south west Africa are having an
arduous time. Owing to n lack OF
railways the mon have been on hair
rations most OF the time since tho cam
paign began. Occasionally they have
had TO eat the artillery mules and they
have often fought or marched for forty
hours without n drop OF water or any
other drink. They are dressed In all
sorts OF make-shift clothes. Including
nndal made from the hides OF oxen.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Brokcn-d down horses are shipped
from English ports to the continent OK
Europe. where they are bought
slaughtered for butchers meat. Boats
continually arrive at Amsterdam laden
with miserable. sorebacked. blind n
I'm many cases dying horses. Some or
them have been certified as unit for
further work underground In the mines
and, because they are unused TO the
upper air and light. they suffer great
torture from h exposure. Their mis-
cries when In a rough sea are indc-
ncribablc.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
LEFT CHAIN OF BOGUS CHECKS.
Deadwood Man Has Swindled People
in Many States.

Deadwood. s. d.. Sept. S.-Ralph A.
Boyer who left here early In August
has been traced along his route by n
chain OF bogus checks. which he left
behind him. So Ear nothing but the
checks has been discovered. as he al
ways to keep far enough
ahead or them To avOid detection. He
came here the early part of the sum
mcr and was employed for a short time
m n clerk by j. l.. Bentley. or the Bur-
iington. Before that he had worked
at Rapid City for the Crouch railroad
aud bore "A good reputation there. He
held his position I'm this city for "A
short time only. and. though he passed
some bogus checks here. they We're not
discovered until after he had left. A
woman who claimed To be his wife left
at about the same time that he did.
From here he went to Sundance and
Spearfish. living by OF bogus
checks which he managed To pass. and
from those points went TO Sheridan.
Wye. where he posed az an agent for
the Milwaukee railroad. M told the
people that the road was figuring on
coming through Sheridan on It's way To
the coast. and that he WAS about To put
q large force OF men 20 work. He dis
'.ypeared. however. leaving only the
ba.d checks. From that point he was
traced To Butte and other Montana
cities. and his trail was finally lost out
I'm the state OF Washington. In some
OF the cities he represented himself as
the traffic for the Missouri
River n Northwestern road. In 9th
ers as special agent for the milwaukee,.
and in still others as private secre-
tary to Mr.. Bentley.
Western police officials have been
notified and Efforts are being made 20
secure "A photograph OF the man 10
place In their hands.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Sir Robert Hart. who did much for
China. possesses one distinction that
belongs to himself alone. He appears
twice I'm the Official French Legion
d'Honneur-once rs n simple officer
Sir Robert Hart. n once ms Grand
OFFICER SIR Hart lRobert)."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

William Bennett. OF Gravcsend. y. y.
n raid 10 be the only man In the United
States who has his job laid out for him
until no dies. The city OF New York In
compelled To employ him ut $40 n day
so long as he lives and performs his
duties. He In n member OF the Grave
send land fund commission and was
created n commissioner by The city
charter-a fact which renders u I'M
possible for him To lose his position UNI
I'll he loses MS life.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

When Richard Harding Davis met
Ii Hung Chang In st. Petersburg he
was asked how old n how rich ne
was and what he did. He replied: Il
writo books" why do q write"
said the viceroy: ARE you not strong
enough 10 work."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

In order to prove It's powss OF dis
eliminating bctvcen coiors. the scien-
dst, Dahl. made some interesting tests
Dn q monkey. He colorcd some sweets
with q certain colored dye and some
bitter substances with hat Of another
eolor. After n few attempts the mon
ke learned to leave without even tast-
Ing those articles Of o colored with
the dye which Indicated bitter tasting
substances and seixcd ut once upon
(hooe which indicated sweets. Varying
the experiments sufficiently he found
hat tho monkey distinguished all the
liRerent coiors readily. save only dark
blue. Many savags tribes cannot dis.
tinguish dark blue from black. n
sven children distinguish this color
later than all others.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

The salary Of the president In $4,000.
Presidents travelling expenses. $4,000:
secretary TO the president. $4,000; 9TH
or employees in executive office. $4,000:
contingent expenses. $4,000: care ana
refurnishinG White House. $4,000; re-
pairs 20 white House. $4,000: fuel Tor
White House. $1,000: car OF green
houses, $4,000: repairs To greenhouses.
$4,000: maintenance OF White House
grounds, $4,000: policemen Mt White
House, $40, 1000: secret service men.
$4,000; naval yacht Maynowcr. $780,
900. naval yacht Sylph. $4,000. Total.
Sl72,00o.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Archery was once n compulsory ex-
ercise In every English parish after
Sunday church. 1T is n worthy game
preached Bishop Latinivr. "a whole
some kind OF exercise n much com
mended IN physic.' A fine OF n half
penny for %abstaining from archery
practice on Sunday was enforced In
Edward Ills reign.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

A Gold Coast Journal. describing n
wedding. mentions the subsequent BAN
quot. and adds: 1T IL reported that
most OF the gentlemen who attended
refreshed themselves avnricously. and
the In which they acted does
not speak well Of their gcntlemnnly
principles. These gentlemen may please
beware { o avoid n repetition on future
occn sions."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Formerly milk producers In England
were ut tho mercy OF wholesale dealers
or middlcmen. by Judicious combina-
ton In various places they have been
able TO secure uniform and equitable
prices, securing to individual members
extra profits up TO 5000 a year.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Hawthorne buds are known among
English children ms bread and cheese"
and are sometimes eaten by them. They
have. however. poisonous qualities. due
to the presence OF calcium o~xalatc. and
the other day n girl at Pcnrith died AZ
ter eating some.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Tho late Baron de Rcy bequeathcd
150.0 o francs C the French Academy
OF Science. from the Interest on which
there In to be offered FUNDAMENTALLY n
prize OF 10000 francs TO the French In
vcstigators who have best contributed
20 the progress OF psychical sclence.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

A novel division OF the summer hol-
days has been made as an experiment
nt the Siggiesborne school. Yorkshire.
England. which has been closed for a
fortnight that farmers may have the
help OF the children In singing their
turnips.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

A great construction. to be called the
Palais Phiiharmonique. is TO replace
the old circus I'm the Champs k.lysees.
Paris. The site nj been ceded for
ffty years To NJ. Astnus by the city OF
Paris. The Paiais Phiiharmonique will
be built within eighteen months from
now and will have n large concert hall.
with seating capacity for 1900 persons.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Germany has 100000 bee hives.
which furnish 10000 tons OF honey In n
year, while Spain comes second as a
producer OF honey amor European
countries. with 1880. 900 hives and 49,
900 tons OF honey.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Modern ethnologists are inclined TO
hold that the black Jews" such IA are
10 be found In central Abyssin!- and
elsewhere. are not OF Hebrew ~ mt.
but simple peoples that at some remote
time adopted the Jewish religion.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

BY a recent regulation smoking Is no
longer TO b. allowed I'm German rail-
way cars rlarked for nonsmokcrs,"
even when all the occupants give their
permission.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
T%ELEeRAPHIC BRIEFS

Sumner, s. c.-Eire Sunday evening
DESTROYED the planning In'iis of the
sumptcr Lumber company. The az
900.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

"Old Jonas Lie" the most beloved
Norwegian writer. has returned To his
native land after a twenty-year sojourp
In Paris. He is 20 and almost blind.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
is "susTEp;" WANTS OFFICE.

Rapid City. s. D.. Sept. s.-P. c.
Davis. now In Idaho Fails
himself as a candidate for the Office OF
sheriff OF Pennington county. subject
TO tie will OF either he republicans.
the democrats or the socialists. He
further. that the reason he
wants the office In because he consid-
ers himself better timber than any
OF the other candidates. end also be-
cause ha In busted"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Chieaao-Rathcr than TO be sent 10
the House OF Good Shepard. fs-year-
Did Mary McCabc icaped from n NTH
story window Of mr. apartment build
Ing. receiving injuries which will cause
her death.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Misunderstanding Gomez. ~ a po-
liticai rally declared that England.
france and Germany would recognize
a Filipino republic. Gomez made the
above declaration In response To n re-
quest for an accounting 81 money col
l.ctcd. He further said hat the money
had been used In sending c~nblcgrains
TO Europe 10 create "A sentiment In ia
vor uf n Filipino republic and that h-
yorablc replies had been received.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
|. NOVELTIES or THE NEws


M~altlmorc. Md.-sctiins the value OF one
corner of the upper part OF his left ear At
E.ooO. Samuel Levin brought SUIT Tor mat
amount agains, Benjamin brotman' . par
h.r Levin saws that he felt the need OF a
hair cut on August q and that he went
20 Brotman's shop. During the operation.
n. alleges. the cissors slipped. shipping or
a big chunk VI ear.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

ConstantinopIe-The sultan attended
the Selamck. and afterwards received
successfully the British and French
ambassadors. These were the irst au-
dicnccs granted By the sultan since his
recent illness.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Troy. NJ. Y.-Arthur u. Rccfe. re-
cciving teller Of the Security Trust
company OF this city. committed sui
by taking poison. II In alleged he
was short In his accounts. but no far
this Ii not confirmed.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

paris.-To increase the population o
Montirat the mayo OF that town mad
GU, the census rolls himself. adding abou
100 children to the various families. IL wa
only ON paper. but Il was better than moth
ing The government has RETAINED from
prosecuting the mayor with a southern i'm
astnatlon for forgery and has merely TAX
en- hls oniCc from him.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

washington-A local lawyer declares
that President Rooscvelt's rimpiined spell.
ing order may prove illegal. He says that
over a score OF years * congress passed
n ,olnt resolution which became a law.
r~ccognizing wcbster's Unabridged diciion.
ary as the standard for government spell
ing and that a supreme court decision later
affirmed the act. The records are now
being examined.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

81. louis-wtlton Lackay made his
metropolitan debut at the Century the
alter Sunday night In the double role
10 actor and playwright when he APP
p,arcd az Jean Vatican In The Law
and tho Man. and he scored "A tri-
umph I'm both parts. The piece IL "A
dramatic version If Victor Hugo's mas
terpiecc. Les Miscrables.'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

San Francisco, Cal.-R. II. Little and
G. ID. Hnggcrty. who In company with
three expert chauffcurs lcfi New York
August Is In an automobile seeking To
reduce the transcontsnental tourist car
record OF ~thirty-thice days. arrived
here Sunday night. The trip occupied
wcnty- four days. eight hours and for
ty-lvc minutes. including all stops,
thus lowering the record by nearly
nine days.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Helena. Mont. s. wisner. public
administrator Of Dee Lodge county.
committed suicide at Butte by taking
morphine. He could not stand h dis
grace caused by the arrest OF his son
for cmbcxziing $4,000.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

New York.-The Rev. Oscar T.. Braune
pastor OF tho First German Lutheran
church OF Newark. At the funeral OF Mise
Frances Lorna wadsworth preached the
same sermon, from the same text. as he
had delivered In n dream two months ago.
over the dead body Of the same u
woman.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

San Jose. cai.-As the result OF II,
nyerturning of an automobile Will,
rounding u sharp curve near Milpitas
nine miles north OF this city. Mrs. Ca
mile n. Miller. az Oakland. Is dead
and Mias Marian Van Horne, Of Bcrke'
les. n student Of the state university
Is In a critical condition.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
LIN
Waits

City
found
the ~
and si|
dred NJ
room
into q
buying
tanned
some
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

chicago.-waTrants for the arrest OF ia
residents OF Chicago's South Side. inciud'
ing many Wealthy and prominent men and
women havc been issued. The defendant
are charged that dogs must bc muzzleo
4. foro being permitted to 40 on Tho
streets.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Tnnsier-D'spatchcs received from
Mogardo say that Anfioos kaid has
seized the town and batteries n won
over the government troops. The Jews
fled To- Kallah. The details received
here are extremely scanty.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

CienfueH|
man BeI|
When
whid
~ GcneI
date M
ciation 4
meinbera
ent. and
his ute
speech u
.cinained
ravel-a
1isgracc|
aad rcfu
lie the
ing was
poncnts.|
prornine|
speeches.
.ided "
speakera
most OF
will Joir
> The &
rlcniber|
anybody
Dclegad|
and sevd
y nddc]
mcr re!
.etcrnna
police.
other
have IN
niidnigi1
arrested
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Tulsa. I. deputy United states
Marshal Hanna. Of Sapulpa. arrested
Bob and Mike Glenn and Frank Bux-
ton for the murder of Charles Il. Har-
per three weeks ago. The Glcnns are
rated nS miliionaircs. The crime oc-
Cured In B~uxton's restaurant In the
oil fields after IA row over "A poker
game.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Saratoga, NJ. Y.-Mrs. Clara Zcnmes
Fitzgerald. widow of Colonel FitZgcr-
aid and daughter % Raphael ZemmeS,
az Georgetown. ID. c.. died here yestcr-
day. Colonel Fitzgerald was formerly
OF the United States army. but later
of h confederate army. He dies be-
fore Richmond In 1867.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

christiania-unI,cd States Senator
Krutc Nelson has proposed that thc
American government purchase tht
GJoa, which went through the North
west passage. 80 IL may be the FIRST e.
go through the Panama canal, and be
the only ship that has sailed around
America.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Rome-Fathcr wcrnz. tho newly
elected general OF the society of Jcsuits.
accompanied by Father Freddi. vicar
of the order. and Father Alfred MAR
ems. went to the vatican Sunday for
an audience with Pope Plus.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13
Preside|
Sus|
Issues Dc
tional |

Havana
evening
decidedly
ton was
OF one q
who had
Pine Gu|
ince. wit
infornnl
OF hosul|
The cl|
re:kin
this new
hour whI
special n
was att
Vice Pre-
the mem
bccit dec
jects off.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

indianapolis. ind.-Flames which
burst from a moving picture machin,
at the Little Gem thcater caused q
panic In the audience. Women and
children were iramplcd In the mad
rush To- tho exits. but 10 che VAS Sc
riuusly hurt.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Baltimore, Md.-The jubilee celcbra-
tion and homecoming week In cot1-
of the recovery Of Balti-
from the big fire az February.
1904. began yesterday with praise scrv-
ices I'm the various churches.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Pensacola, Fla.-lnspcctor Frank
vogcs. OF the p~ostofiicc department.
was drowned nj Bayou Grnndc. nvc
miles from here. Nogcs' home Is In
shawnee. Okla. where he leaves a
widow and "A son. The body has been
recovered.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-09-13

Palma ri
president
shalt do
cral elect
ly after
ing Vice
clarvd
would CO
~ Would
The M
coinraittt
nets aci
pointmer
a mectiI
that IL
would 81
. PresiII
suspendI|
tees. wit
Is. l6. IL
provirce
and San
public q
martial.
three pr
a sup
sued aua
IS. pardC
dering Il
jailed.
inunicat,
coirc!
creSs foil
TO the ~
ordered
prorninci
presiden
cral 9th,
the libcr
Florenci'
gressrnaI
killed In
CienfueE
man Bef
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1906-04-14

Accidents come with distressing
frequency on the farm. Cats
bruises, stinGs. sprains. DR.. Thorn
as Eclectric Oil relieves the pain
instantly. Never safe without it.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1906-04-14
IN THE SAME OLD WAY.

They'v found out how consumption
may be positively cured;
Ills that used to worry people need
no longer be endured.
They've discovered lymphs and
serums, so we have been plainly
told.
That will stop the sad necessity of
ever growing old;
They are finding out the microbes,
they're advancing day by day
But people keep on dying in the
SAME old-fashioned way.
Word may come tomorrow morning
that some horrible disease
Has been mastered by some doctor
here at home or over seas;
They are stopping all the fevers
and arrestin9 all the ills
That the human form is heir to
with their serums and their
pills;
They are causing men to wonder at
their triumphs every day.
But people keep on dying in the
same old-fas hioned way.
What a wondrOus thing is science,
they can take germ from you
An consult its inclinatiOns and eX-
plot it's foibles, too;
They have found out that the stom.
ach is of very little use;
They can master all it's functions
with the gizzard of goose;
They are cutting, they are doping,
they're advancing day by day
But people keep on dying in the
same old-fas hioned way.
IT'D BITS.