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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-05
PHYGICIANs.

DIR. C. j. SMITH-OFFICE SMITH
Crawford building, opposite postof-
flee. Telephones: Main SOL; resi-
dence, Main 1891; barn, Red 581.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-05

H. S. GARF ED, NJ. D., HOMEO-
pathic Physician and Surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black 34l1; residence, Red 1892.
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LIVERY AND FEED STABLE.

CITY LIVERY STABLE, ALTA ST
Carney G. Kennedy. Props. Livery.
feed and sales stable. Good rigs al
all times. Cab line in connection.
Phone Main IL.
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SECONDHAND DEALERS.

v. STRoBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. II there Is anything
you need in new and secondhand
furniture, stoves, graniteware and
crockery, call and get his price. No.
'12 Court street.
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VETERINARY SURGEONS.

DIR. d. c. McNABB, LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary board. Office Tallman's
drug store. Residence 1903 f. Court
st. Phone Main lis.
T. ]. LLOYD, D. V. S.. VETERINARY
Surgeon and Dentist. Graduate of
Grand Rapids Veterinary College,
Mich. office at Brock & McComas'
drug store. Residen telephone Main
121
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-05
ATTORNEYS.

II. ]. BEAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW
Office over Taylor's hardware store
Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-05
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLETON LODGC NO. SO A. F.
G. A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays of each month. All visiting
brethren are invite !.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-05

DIR. AMY CURRIN, PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon. Office Smith, -Craw-
ford building. Phone 514.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-05

JOHN w. M'COURT ATTORNEY AT
Law. Smith-Crawford block.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Republicans Will Contest.

It is understood from letters re-
ceived by the State board of canvas
sers that there will be a contest in
several of the congressional districts.
The letters state that formal protest
will be made against the announce
ments that the Democratic congress
men are elected. The votes, as pub
lished a few days ago in The State,
showed that there were only 456 Re-
publican votes cast in the first, Sec
ond, fourth and seventh districts
against 1s,o6s cast by the Democrats
in the same districts. None of the
congressmen elected have any fears
as to the decision of the committee
on contests in the national house.
Congressmax Legare was opposed
by Aaron Prioleau and T. L. Grant;
Congressman Patterson was opposed
by Isaac Myers; Congressman John
son was opposed by David Gist and
W. T. Cobb4and Congressman Lever
was opposed by Dantzler.-The State,
Dee. 2.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Farewell Sermon.

Rev. J. G. Graichen, pastor of St.
Stephens chRwch for the past eighteen
years, delivered his farewell sermon
last Sunday morning to one of the
largest congregations ever assem-
bled under one roof in Lexington.
The speaker chose for his text, the
18th Psalm and 9Th verse: ''The lines
are fallen unto me in pleasant places;
yea- 1 have goodly heritage" For
about 45 r5nutes the speaker, by his
eloquence, held his congregation
spell bound Not sound could be
heard throughout the whole church,
every one-old and young seemed
eager to catch every word which fell
from the speakers lips. In words,
which brought tears to the eyes of
old men and old women, young men
and maidens, the beloved pastor of
St. Stephens. reviewed his work as
pastor of this church for eighteen
years. From beginning to end it was
an able discourse. and very appropri-
ate to the occasion.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
The Earris-ca Drug comra.
nv Of Batesburg.

A charter has been issued to the
Harris Cain Drug Company of Bates
burg with capital stock of $1,000.
The largest stockholders in the enter
prise are DR.. E. H. Cain, DR.. o.. j.
Harris and DR.. G.. Macbeth Cain, of
Columbia. The new company has
bought out the long established busi-
ness of DR.. Harris at Batesburg and
it will be conducted hereafter by G..
Macbeth Cain, Phi. g., who has been
connected with the drug business Of
DR.. E. @. McGregor in this city.
DIR. G.. Macbeth Cain has moved to
Batesburg wherehe will reside. When
Dr.. Cain passed his examination sew
eral years ago for his certificate as a
pharmacist, the papers he handed in
were said to be the finest ever made
by an applicant in this State.-The
State.
The above firm is one of the strong
est in the State. DR.. Harris is we'll
known to most people in the county.
He went into the drug business when
Batesburg first became town, and
his business has grown up with the
rapid growth of the place. The addi-
ton of DR.. G. Macbeth Cain and Mr..
E. H. Cain is assurance enough that
the business will grow into greater
proportions. Mr.. E. II. Cain, with
his push and energy, has helped to
make the Murray Drug Company, OF
Columbia, what it is to-day-one OF
the largest wholesale houses in the
country.-(Ed. The Dspatch).
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
SAMUEL SPENCER
LAID 70 REST.
Railway Officials, Employees and Dis.
tinguished Persons Attend Funeral.
PalIbearers Composed Of Ten
C0l0red Porters.

Washington, Dec. AL that is
mortal of Samuel Spencer, late presi-
dent of the Southern railway, whose
tragic death on his own railroad on
the morning of Thanksgiving day
shocked the people of two hemis-
pheres, was laid to rest this afternoon
in the receiving vault at Oak Hill
cemetery, there to await final dispo-
sition.
Long before the hour announced for
the funeral, 2 o'clock p. NJ, admission
to the church had to be denied to all
but the closest personal and official
friends of Mr.. Spencer. Hundreds of
people stood outside the edifce in the
crisp December air throughout the
services, paying solemnly and silent
ly their tribute cf respect.
Shortly before 1880 p. NJ, the Off
cials and employees Of the Southern
railway, 319 in number, assembled at
the general Offices of the company
here, and proceeded, as body, to
ST. Johns church. They were headed
by the four general superintendents
of the company, Messrs. Foraker,
Loyal, Ritche and Coapman, and in
cluded General Passenger Traffic Man
ager Hardwick, General Passenger
Agent Tayloe and Assistant General
Passenger Agent Carey.
just at two O'Clock the soft strains
of Chopin's beautiful funeral march
pealed through the church from the
organ. 1t was rendered by Prof. H.
FL. Freeman, the organist of ST. Johns
At the same instant, throughout the
system of railroads lately presided
over by Mr.. Spencer, every train
came to a dead stop, every wheel
ceased to turn, every employe put
aside his work. For five minutes
over the thousands of miles of rail
way every employe paid silent re-
spect to the dead president.
One of the striking features and pc
culiarly appropriate was that the
body bearers should have been Sc
lected from among the colored por-
tiers of the Southern railway. All OF
them have been in the service of the
company for many years-several of
them nearly life time-and all OF
them were known personally by Pres
ident Spencer.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Pastor sox Remembered.
Mr.. Editor

Mr. Editor
viii you please give me space in
your columns to express my
appreciation of the kindness shown
me and family by the good people of
st. Peters Pastorate composed of
st. Peters (Piney Woods) and St.
Johns Broad River)? After the
service at St. Peters on Thanksgiving
Day,the people spread bountiful
dinner in the grove in front of the
parsonage, and the pastor and his
family were made the guests of honor.
While the pastor was mingling with
the good people after dinner he was
waited upon by committe and es-
corted to the parsonage where he
found piled up on his kitchen porch
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Married..

On October 81, 1906, at the resi-
dence of the brides father, S. j. Wig
gers, near Chaplin, S. c., by the Rev.
E. J. Sox, H. Lake Epting and Mat
tie o. Wiggers.
By the same, on the 2snd of No.
vember, at the residence of the
BRIDES father, John G. Lindler, near
Hilton, S. c., Charlie M. Shealy and
Carrie S. Lindler.
On November 20, 1906, at the resi-
dence of the brides father, Mr.. Jacob
Kleckley, by Rev. j. A. Cromer, Mr..
G. E. Harman and Miss E. A Kleck-
ley, all of Lexington. S. G.
At DR.. Knowlton's Infirmary, Co.
lumbia, by Rev. w. I. Herbert, pas
tor of the Main street Methodist
church, on Sunday, Nov. 25th. 1906,
Mrs. Martha Ann Matthias and Mr..
Frank NJ. Catlin.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05

many dollars worth of -four, pork,
rice, fruit, sugar, coffee, lard, etc.
The whole thing had been planned
and carried out as complete surprise
to us; it is none of the less appre-
ciated, however. This pastorate ahas
recently raised the salary of the
pastor $4,000, which makes raise OF
$4,000 in salary within two years.
Besides all this we have been shown
uniformly the greatest kindness and
have been made the recipients OF
varied tokens of love and esteem.
Words are inadequate to express our
appreciation and thanks. The Lord
has called us to labor among an appre-
ciative and good people.
E. J. Sox.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR CHARTER
Of the South Carolina Public Service
Corporation, Which if Granted Will
Confer Among Other Things, Power
to Condemn Lands and Other Prop
erty for all Corporate Purposes.

erty Tor all Corporate Purposes.
Notice is hereby given, that under
and pursuant to the provision of Ar
ticle ". Chapter XLVIII, of Volume
1, Code Of laws of the State of South
Carolina, 1902, and Acts amendatory
thereto, the undersigned Board of
Corporators will on Wednesday, the
sixteenth day of January, A. D. 1907,
at II o'clock M. Of that day, make
application to the Secretary of State,
of the State of South Carolina, at his
Office in the city of Columbia, in said
State, for charter for the SOUTH
CAROLINA PUBLIC SERVICE COR
PORATION, in pursuance of the De-
claration heretofore filed and the
commission issued.
If the said charter be granted, the
said corporation will be authorized
and empowered to condemn lands
and other property for it's proposed
Rail Road or Railway tracks and sta
tiOns, and landings for it's proposed
Steamboat business or system, and
for all other corporate purposes of the
said Corporation, as fully set forth
and stated in the said Declaration and
cElGlCl, llOW Oil lllC III UI1S Sdlu Ol11CS
of Secretary of State, to which Decla-
ration reference is hereby specially
made as part of this notice, and pro-
poses to condemn lands and other
property for all Of it's corporate pur-
poses, if necessary, in the following
counties, to wit:
Charleston, Berkeley, Dorchester,
Orangeburg, RichIand, Lexington,
Saluda, Greenwood, Abbeville, An
derson, Greenville, Spartanburg, Cher
okee, York, Chester, Fair field, Union,
Newbery, Laurens, Aiken, Colleton
and Bamberg, in the State of South
Carolina, and Meckleburg county in
the State of North Carolina; and also
in the following towns and cities:
Charleston, Orangeburg, Lexington,
Columbia, Saluda, Greenwood, Able
vile, Anderson, Greenville, Gafney,
Yorkville, Rock Hill, Chester, Union,
Laurens, Newberry, Aiken and Bam-
berg, and other cities and towns in
the counties above mentioned, and to
own, construct, equip and operate
Railway or Railway System for local
business, within the said towns and
cities:
Joseph J. Timmes, J. G. LAWN,
joseph A. Bill, Geo. Fleck, Jr.
John P. Bonney, @. Z. VanEtten,
John F. Timmes, John G. Lott,
Joseph A. Craig, Sol Kohn,
Robt. II. Jennings, L. NJ. Plnckney,
Board of Corporators.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
When to- Go Home.

From the Blufton, Ind, Banner:
"When tired out, go home. When you
want consolation, 90 home. When you
want fun, 60 home. When you want to
show others that you have reformed,
80 home and let your family get &C.
quainted with the fact. When you
want to show yourself at your best 90
home and and do the act there. When
you feel like being extra liberal 60 home
and practice on your wife and children
first. When you want to shine with
extra brillancy 20 home and light up the
household" TO which We would
add, when you haveea bad cold 20 home
and take Chamberlain Cough Remedy
and quick cure is certain. For sale by
Kaufman Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
NOTICE OF The OPENING OF BOOKS

Of Subscription to the Capital Stock
of the South Carolina Public Service
Corporation.
Notice is hereby given, that by vir-
tue of a Commission issued to the un-
dersigned Board of Corporators by the
Hon. Jesse T. CAN'T, Secretary. OF
State, for the State of South Carolina,
and dated the nineteenth (19th) day
of November, 1906, Books of Subscr1p-
tion to the Capital Stock OF the
SOUTH CAROLINA PUBLIC SERV--
ICE CORPORATION will be opened
by the undersigned Corporators, at
the office of said SOUTH CAKOL1NAE
PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATION,
Edisto Building, in the city OF Orange
burg, State of South Carolina, on
Wednesday, the ninth (9th? day OF
January, 4. D. 1907, at 10 O'Clock a..
m. of that day, and will be kept open
until the whole of the capital stock,
az provided in said commission, or a
! sufficient part thereof as required oy
| law shall have Deen subscribed:
November %, 1906.
Joseph J. Timmes, J, G. LAWN,
Joseph A. Bill, George Eleck, Jr.,
John P. Bonuey, G. R. VanEtten,.
John F. Mmmes, John @. Lott,
Joseph A. Craig, Sol Kohn,
Bobt. II. Jennings; L: M: Pinckneyy
Avs Board of Corporators:
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
salesday.

Monday was salesday and there
was an unusually large crowd in at
tendance and everyone seemed anx-
ious to buy land at almost any price.
Clerk Sam1. B. George sold the fol-
lowing:
The land of Rebecca Day for parti-
tion. Tract A.. containing sixty7nine
acres, was bought by Charlie T. Cor
ley forS135.
Tract B., 90 acres, to Charlie #.
Corley for $3.50.
Tract c., ia acres, to E. W. Taylor
for S24a
The Joe Surginer tract of Az acres
of land was bought by s. W. Gardner
for $3.50.
One lot of one and one-sixteenth of
an acre in town OF BrooNand, estate
Julia A. Shealy, deceased, to O..
Steele for $500.
TheH. G.. Bailey interest in 5SA
acres, to John II. Bailey for $780,;
The estate lands of Thos. L. Kami-
ner, tract 1-211 acres, to J. A. Kan-
iner for $3.50.
Tract 431A acres, to Corrie T.
Hook for 81 ,05o.
Tract 3-6514 acres, to John A.
Hammer for $3.50.
Tract 4-93A acres, to NJ. K. Kami-
ner for 81 900.
Tract 526 acres, to F. E. Dreher
for $357.
Outside of the official sales JEFF B.
Amick sold his old home place up on
Saluda to his brother, Thos. N. Amick,
for $3.50. Also one lot near depot to
Henry W. Taylor for s14s. Balance
of his property was called off.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Dots from Charter oak.

To the Editor of The Dispatch:
The school at Charter Oak is -four
ishing under the management of Miss
Eleanor Nicholson.
We are glad to know that Mr.. H.
L. Roof and family are back in this
community.
Mr.. Talmage Wessinger has about
recovered from his serious accident
some time ago.
Mr.. John Henry Snelgrove is wear
ing broad smiles from ear to ear be-
cause it's a boy.
Most farmers have finished sowing
small grain.
Miss Emmie Roof, the charming
daughter of Mr.. II. L. Roof, spent
Sunday with her grandmother, Mrs,
G. w. Kyzer.
Blue Bells.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Locals.

For useful household and kitchen
articles, such as sauce pans, coffee
pots, kettles, buckets, glass and tin
ware, and dishes of all kinds, call at
M. D. Harman's Grocery, and select
some of these and other articles not
mentioned here.
Mr.. G. F. Latham, of Little Noun
tain, always chuck full of business,
was among the throng here Monday.
Mr.. Latham is one of the largest deal
ers in buggies and stock in the coun-
try, and enjoys the esteem and conf
dence of his fellowmen. While here
he gave us pleasant call.
WANTED-Lady to advertise our
goods locally. Several weeks home
work. Salary $1,000 per week, s1.oOa
day for expenses. Saunders Co, Dept.
w 46-4S Jackson Boulevard, Chicago,
Ill. SW12
The Gu shion shower held at the
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. w. P. Roof
last Thursday night was an entire
success. The young people, as well
as the middle-aged, enjoyed them
selves until a late hour. Mr.. and
Mrs. W. P. Roof left nothing undone
that would add pleasure to their
guests and all those present speak in
highest terms of the hospitality shown
them by these good people.
The Lexington Department Store
has the exclusive agency for several
Of the best shoe factories in the coun-
try, and if you are looking for good
solid shoe you can find it there.
FOR SALE--A number of nice
building lots for business and resi-
dences in the town of Lexington.
Call and see NJ. D. Harman.
Col. Jas. H. Tillman, of Edgefeld,
was here Saturday. Col. TilIman is
counsel for the fagman, L. G. Lott,
who is charged with having stolen
clothing out Of grip on Southern
railway cab some days ago. Col. Till
man succeeded in getting his client
out on bond. The case will come up
for trial at the next term of criminal
court for this county.
You can find seeded raisins, cur
rants, citron, figs, chocolate, cocoa,
prunes, dates, cooeanuts, shredded
cocoanut, powdered sugar, etc., at
the Lexington Department Store.
The play at the opera house Friday
night-Rip Van Winkle or the Sleep
of Twenty Years-rendered by the
Charles King Company made decid-
ed hit Old Rip with his shops, gun
and Little dog Snider, kept the i'm.
mense throng filed with laughter
from beginning to the end. The man
ayers, Messrs. Leaphart & Roof, can-
AeG De PRAISED 700 hlgnly tof MAKING
this selection.
i The Lexington Department. stor'
4 people have had a very large dr..
4 goods business this fail and the stool
has become very much broken, bu
they have new goods coming in, an
will be able to supply your wants.
FOR SALE White Nsyandottes
Duston Serain,D prize winners. Pric
for stock reasonable. Eggs in season
Write for particulars.
5 c. W. GROWER, Lexington, S. G.
Aren't you thinking of buying a ne,
buggy, wagon or harness? If so, sc
the hne of vehicles now ready fo
your Inspection at the store of W.
Roof. Prices are running them out.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
GEN. LERoY +. YoUMANs
! DIES TN WIrE's ARMS.
Turned From Reading MacauIay to
Rest and Died Without Awaking-.
Mas an Orator and Lawyer
OF RenoWn.

Leroy F. Youmans, soldier, schoi-
ar. statesman and South Carolinian,
went to his long rest yesterday morn
ing, after 72 years of active life in
which he left an impress upon the
pages Of the history of the common
wealth long to be remembered. and
in which useful career he rose as few
men rise to that station of noble old
age in which he was universally rev.
cred.
The passing of Leroy F. Youmans
was peculiarly characteristic of his
life. Without a sigh or tremor he
peacefully fell asleep, resting his head
on the shoulder of his wife, weary of
the constant struggle with feebleness
and poor health.
He was in no way enfeebled in
mind. He had been regularly at his
work and his opinions on intricate
legal points have been as clear as
they ever were and he was at his Of.
Gee until Thanksgiving day, when
the entire State capitol closed. He
did not come back Friday and Satur-
day, but he was feeling better Sun
day and saw several of his friends.
That night he retired and slept
peacefully anda about 2 o. clock Mon
day morning, when he awoke and,
according to habit when restless, he
commenced to read one of the works
of Maeau1ay.. he read for about an
hour and then turned over naturally,
resting his head on. the shoulder of
Mrs. Younaus, and slept. In a little
while she noticed that his breathing
had ceased and his weight became
heavy and inert. She called and re-
ceiving no answer examined him
closely
The man, who by his eloquence and
iearlessness had changed a hostile
people into admiration and cheers,
- fr ! q s. : = 80 4
had passed into the great beyond and
was no more. 1t was such an end as
he might himself had chosen.
Aslight eold that he had contracted
had caused the bursting of a blood
vessel in his brain, but he never knew
the cause and never suffered in the
- -.
slightest. Peacefully he had lived in
the latter days and peacefully he died.
Out of respect to his memory the
supreme court adjourned until after
the funeral, which will be held from
Trinity church on Wednesday, ,and the
flag on the State house is at half
mast The State, Dec. 4.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Public Speaker Interrupted.

Public speakers are frequently inter
rupted by people coughing. This would
not happen if Foley's Honey and Tar
were taken, as it cures coughs and colds
and prevents pneumonia and consump-
ton. The genuine contains no opiates
and is in yellow package. The Kauf-
mann Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
Long Tennessee Fight.

For twenty years W. L. Rawls, of
Bells, Tenn, fought nasal catarrh. He
writes: '*The swelling and soreness in
side my was fearful, till began apply
ing Bucklen's Azuica Salve to the sore
surface; this oaused the soreness and
swelling to disappear, never to return. u
Best salve in existence. 25c at Kauf-
mann Drug Co., Druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05
How Diphtheria is Contracted

One often hears the expression, "My
child caught severe cold which dezel-
oped into diptheria, when the truth
was that the cold had simply left the
particularly susceptible to the wander
ing diphtheria germ. When Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is given itquickly
cures the cold and lessons the danger Of
diphtheria or any other germ disease
being contracted. For sale by Kauf-
mann Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-12-05

If woman is homely she always
knows it, but it is different with a
man.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-10-22
cAsPAL PHILOSOPHY.

4 heart of gold is better than a
check ot brass.
Invite the hotair spouter 20 call
again iu December
Nothing plcases some people more
than TO be misunderstood
Heroes have to wade through l,t
of trouble 20 get reputation.
Ifs hard 20 convince women chat
ma1 think they talk too much.
The selfmade man is as proud of
the outcome as ho Us of his income.
A farmers idea of bad weather E..
the kind that goes against the grain.
II sometime happens that the first
steps for divorce are taken at daue.
ing school
Even tho rssimist might en5., The
good things be- has if he wasn't i1-. ;
so busy grumblIng about the disagree.
able things o. expects
\ man .Jr have a very pso.,fi
home bJ Dot ing to ru u.
\ hamn ek g.. very nice ,ai f.. rut
to have room enough for two unless
it's q girl
a boy can inherit all his fathers
bad habits even when the old man
hasn't got them.
Tb. po1itigi.y nh, d. al,...g ,.-.g.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-10-22

tmn,. he is no worse than other men
Wien a woman msrries q mans
ucJllcs begin.
rear OF being etorned Aeere man'
q 'g I'm the bachelor class
Only the man who is b'indly IN love
n,s t, see through a coat Go, com
p'aJcl paint
Hhop!ifters should 20 into a Giv-
store and take something for what's
the matter with them
Sometimes It seems as it the less a
woman knows about anything the
more she likes to talk about IT,
Some men are kept so busy crIticis
ing others that they have no time to
accomplish anything themselves.
When the average man makes a mis-
take he tries to Justify himself by re
fcrring 10 his good intentions.
There is one advantage possessed
by the man at the bottom over the
man az the top; he doesn't have so far
TO fall.