The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-07-04
Fixing up o little for spring, see."
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'"That is work Of art you have
there, and I Cont think ever came
across it's like before. AS figure OF
o hyens should say it was perfect"
"a hyena" shouted Mr. Bowser
loud enough to be heard down to the
corner. = .&..-<..:.. .G#...
ut can't be q goose" unused the
good man as he peered and peeked.
do look like man or q turnIpT'
was demanded. a, .:,...s. .
IF I have made any mistake" said
the pastor as he' edged toward the
gate, II beg your pardon. My eyes are
not ns good as they were. II it's not n
hyena, excuse me. If it's not n goose,
excuse me. In fact, excuse ME any
way. may call again next week."
: Dinner was announced before any
one else came along and took an inter-
est In that dog. Mr. 'Bowser bad been
hurt in his feelings and was sulky, and
Mrs. Bowser talked on all other sub
jects. After, the meal he; went out to
have another look at Els purchase. Any
man. no matter whether a preacher or
UNh I3aeLI "sAo SotACo kAuty olCAS uUS
hyena was a liar and q horse thief.
There he stood, ears cooked up. tail out
straight and lone paw slightly raised US
IL begging the beef trust not to raise
the price OF bones, and only a fool
could take 1t for anything else but a
canine. Mr. Bowser. was still gazing
when tramp came along aud stopped
to say: i. -
Glad to ace you taking an interest in
high art. old man. I can't est statues,
but it sorter comforts me to sec 'em
standing around on one leG.'
+; ]; ,. Loazxed Like q usar.
What would you say that repre-.
sented 2" III. j.. #,.I".i.. .:....
: Don't kid me, pardner. rm too old"
"Bat I want you to say:.:: -
swell, II any guy comes along here
and don't call it a grizzly bar you give
him the boot. That's about the finest
grizzly I ever saw put up in plaster Of
paris" -, -..:, - . ..
Are you purblind fool?" yelled Mr..
Rowser rs ne felt hin feet begin to
lift up. -, - .== .....
/. Don't tell me it is rhinoceros."
you jackassI" ,::i,r:E33 @::..
!. 4 "And I'll swear It hain't a giraffe."
"Get out o. herev' ~ -5s, s..%,li r. =, l. ::
=: 8 ""Say, pnrdner, I'm CORY IL I've hurt
yer feelin's. I wanted to ask at the
basement for cold bite. II you say
that fgger is meant to represent the
sacred bull Of India, I'll be hanged IL
don't agree with your - 81 h. &s:..@gi !. f..
,,f For answer Mr.. Bowser grabbed him
and backed him against the fence and
shook: him till his teeth ratified and
then helped him through the gate with
ID kick. Then the darkness fell, and he
entered the house and sat down 10 his
paper without speaking t|l .s.+I VII .
s. BY and by Mrs. 5Bowser saw him
noddlng, and she softly arose and went
through ana took a seat In the bay. win
dow. She could see the dog from where
she HIt, and she sighed over the idea
OF Mr.. Bowser making the, purchase.
3 :E7 =: q Stole the 5:* s j.
MM MM Ter minutes had passed when O man
came along and scrutinized the house
and passed on Then he returned and
looked It over again, When she caught
sight ;of him for the third time he had
~ Ae:MAeelpAIEnWi AHH -. J aiG,
and that st0ne dog was picked up ana
cnrried ont md loaded up and wheeled
away5into the forever. 4 = I.:I.
81 3 Mrs. Bo Wser could have drummed on
the window. She could haYe gone to
the fr6n door: Sine could have ;awak-
eneas ed q! SAIssy :. Bowser. She did mono. ne
inese things. Coolly and calmly she
saw the dog disappear and knew that
he would never. never return. Then
she returned to the sitting room with a
look Of relief On her face ana Just In
s. fl11.e e, ~. :: s. muIFer IN bis
sleep: s. ~ l z%3 3 s?
4 on sthundering big Jackass,s: but
why don't YOU call It a crocodile and
done with it,' n t : ~ ;sS$ QUAD