New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-11
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

An Oklahoma editor values his bones more than
the truth Here is his unblushing news article:
I'VE understand that a well known Chckasha
sportsman was bagged by game officer west of
town yesterday, but, he has threatened to pull
verize the editor If his Is mentioned the pub
lie will have to look 10 some other source for it's
information
Loquacious-L wson-what did your wife say to
you when you got home last night?
Dawson-Say! She said an eishteen-volume
acknowledgements Journal
A year ago a well known American, who
visiting China treated with great courtesy
by a certain viceroy. When the American was
about TO leave he wished to convey to the vicerov
some token of his appreciation So he sent the dig
nitary an uncOmmonly fine bull pup he had brought
from America. In a few days came the viceroy's
acknowledgment of the gift. II myself am not In
the habit OF eating that species of dog. but may
say that suite had 1t served for breakfast and
accord it unqualified praise"
SUNSET ON THE RESERVATION.
Red CLOVIS the sun on the smoke-browned top of
Cold is the plain in the dying light OF day;
Faint comes the wall OF the pappoose. i'll and
And weary are the feet that seek the white
mans way
Think ye. o strong, that the task We set my kin
Can be. done lesson that one masters in
How, can we travel. swift of foot and all un-
On your paths unfamiliar to your spur Of aye
Years have we lived. as our ancestors have
Now all must change-we must live the white
Anger ye show-(and there what harm is wrought
If we leap not full armed. in your world of stress
Years have we roamed as our fathers roamed be-
On the plains, We have swallowed in your never
Is no call heard from the dead and gone who bore
Have our n forenears left no message for the red
No we must ken all your complex life on instant
truth from lies: 1''N must slfisie
Sink swinl-(Ah the end is not far oistantn
cries. va UNTO oul
So bring out the drurn-let it rouse the sodden
Let i T. bring forth the dancers to the campnres
Let it Gau up the days of the hunt and war and
Should afn must die let them die as red men
-(Denver Republican
commercial traveller tells the following OF a
little social gathering in Eastern Ontario:
Dinner was little late. A guest asked the host
esq 10 play something Seating herself at the pano
the good woman executed a Chopin uocturne with
precision She finished. and there was stiu an in
terval CT waiting to be brdged In the grim silence
she turned to an old gentlemen on her right and
sala' "ould you like sonata before dinnerY He
gave start OF surprise and pleasure Why YES
thanks! he said. i had a couple on nv wav here
but think could stand another"
You say Johnson is in the insane ASYLUM, an.
SUP 6 Is making mint OF money. How can that be?'
News. F S0"ss. -tIacoma
The Boston Common Council has defeated mn,
nicipal ownership OF a lighting plant tn ~
gin against 1t, however, was slight the nsasrro
missing the required majority by eight votes
WHERE HE SHINES.
He has always got plenty to say
Upon that 1t is safe to rely
He VIII talk all subjects all dav
Though on brains he's decidedly shv
bql that won't disconcert him a iot
he Is welcome where'er he NAV 60
he social success for he's got
Such a tine conversational flow
He will babble away about art
lnoCgh ne doesn't know putty from uatnt
Ano ms views he will gladly mpart
VI BOOK without any restraint
he VIII rail at an intricate plot
anu the way to improve Ia he'll shaw
ne a social success for he's got
ouch a Inc conversational now.
he is up on the market renort
WIN some small Information ahead:
ne 10 thoroughly posted sport
ana can give you a tp-"on the daaan
de is simply pinhead-a dor -
w no itnagfnes he's in on the know
But q social success for hes GOT ~
such a nns conversational now