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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
TONIC TREATMENT
Weak Stomach and Sick Headache
Cured by DR.. Williams
Rink R;Iir

The symptoms Of stomach trouble
vary. Some victims have a ravenous
appetite, others loathe the sight of food
Often there is feeling as OF weight on
the chest, full feeling III the throat.
Sometimes the gas presses on the heart
and leads the sufferer TO think he has
heart disease. Sick headache is fire.
quent and distressing symptom.
A weak stomach needs digestive
tonic and that there is no better tonic
Tor this purpose than DR.. Williams Pink
Fills is shown by the statement of Mr..
A. Z. Merrill, mining man, of Oneals,
Calf, a veteran of Battalion G, Third
y. S. Regular Infantry.
had never been well since I left
the army, he says, always having had
trouble with my stomach, which was
weak. / was run down and debilitated.
Could keep nothing on my stomach,
and at times had sick headache so bad
that L did not care whether | lived or
died. My stomach refused to retain
even liquid food and l almost despaired
OF getting well rs had tried so many
kinds of medicine without relief. Then
l was bitten by a rattlesnake and that
laid me up from work entirely for a
year, six months of which spent in bed
Zone day friend recommended DR..
Williams Pink Pills to me and I began
taking them. They cured me when all
other medicine had failed. I have
recommended the pills to a great many,
for during my recovery every one asked
me what was helping me so ana l told
them DR.. Williams Pink Pills. I can
not speak too highly of them"
If you want good health you must have
good blood. Dr. Williams Pink Pills
actually make new blood and restore
shattered nerves. They are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid, on re-
celpt of price, SOC. per box, six boxes for
$3.50 by the DR.. Williams Medicine
Co., Schenectady, NY.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

Even assuming that humor is the
salt Of life, we don't want to eat salt
with a spoon. But here in America
everything seems to be sacrificed to
humor. Your politics have to be made
humorous. Your courts of justice have
to amuse. Before great time has
gone by you will be having funny ser
mons. We shall hear that Rev. Mr..
So-and-So's Sunday morning sermon
was a real screamer-that it was re-
ceived with roars of laughter Then the
church service will be considered a bit
TOO slow, and will have to be rewrit-
ten by some bright young humorist
from a newspaper Office. Your very
murder cases will have to be made
bright 1t is a fOregone conclusion
that domestic tragedies shall be side
splitting. l really am not sure that in
time America will not get a comical
funeral service, with low-comedy
undertaken. Jerome X. Jerome in the
COSmODOlitan
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
MAKING ARTIFICIAL ICE CREAM
Cottonseed Oil Used Instead of the
Ordinary ingredients.


when Prof. Stillman of Stevens in
stitute gave a dinner to two friends.
at which most of the viands were made
artificially by chemical means" writes
Lawrence Perry in the Technical World
magazine, he had small idea of the
furore his efforts would produce. But
he has received hundreds of letters
asking how different dishes were pro-
duced-so many that he has not had
time TO answer many of them.
The chemical processes which he
employed were some of them simple
and some quite complicated. To make
vanilla ice cream by artificial means,
for instance, the alchemist took some
triple refined cottonseed oil AMI placed
it in a centrifugal machine which re-
volved at a velocity of 5000 revolutions
minute. A beautiful emulsion was
thereby produced. which was then froz-
en-. chemically, of course The flavor
WIS obtained by the addition of vanil-
liz, glucin and nitrobenzol They say
that ice cream composed as above is
sold in many Southern States where
cottonseed oil is more plentiful and
consequently cheaper than milk OF
cream. 1t is far from harmful, tastes
good and does not melt as quickly as
the genuine Ice
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
CHAPTER XXYuI


1T is a long story" he said. will
you sit DOWN."
Both obeyed him so mechanically and
so rapidly that he had no time to prepare
his words, and he hesitated.
II have TO tell you," he said, that
there is no news of the ship. She sailed
from London three years and seven
months ago. She was sighted by the
whaler Martin on the third of May, three
years ago, in the Greenland Sea, since
when there is no word of her. 1t is the
opinion of all the experts whom | have
consulted that the vessel was crushed by
ice. Her crew and her officers have per
ished.''
You give u.s. said Miss Winter. ''the
opinion of others. What is your OWL? 2
Miner" he said, after a pause. Mine
Ii the same. There is no reason to sup.
pose-there is no hope whatever"
But I have something else to tell you
something which is not a matter OF
conjecture. But first l must ask you tc
assure me that it goes no further. II
must be a secret sacred to ourselves, for
it is the secret of two men who-well
who know more than we do now."
"Of course" said Miss Winter.
''Of course" echoed Helen.
He went on al once, as if anxious &c
show his perfect reliance in their discre
ton.
This expedition" he said, was not
dispatched to discover the northeast pas
sage. 1t had quite another purpose
There is political side to the question
AT present the history of this generation
is not yet dry-it is like a freshly written
page, and one cannot yet determine what
will stand out upon it when all the writ
ing is equally developed. But there is 6
huge blot, which will come out very black
" in the hereafter. When this century
is history, all the world will wonder VIZ.
Europe was SO blind to the internal con
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

vantage surveys the scene Of action
calm, imperturbable, majestic. fun of
thought and command. A long train is
drawn up TO the station, and he stands
where all passengers can derive pleas
ure and edifcation from gazing upon
him. He looks down the platform and
observes that his adiutants are proper
~ herding and showing about the low,
degraded, third-class passengers, but he
gives no sign.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
German Railway Official.

The station master at Bomburg- Pom
burg standing erect i'll approved mill
tary attitude at the end of the plat
form that bounds his dominion is one
of the grandest sights in nature, says
Everybody's Magazine. His magnificent
uniform of blue and gold shines con
spicuous in the sun. His red cap of
office is adorned with much gilt and
the occasion, let us say, being festival
he wears with pomp and circumstance
massive sword AS Napoleon upon
the field of battle he from his coign of
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
side Lights ON History

The Hessians at Trenton had surren
dered.
''Ah, WE'LL" they said, think how much
more disastrous it might have been if We
had had to make a hurried retreat ~
Later, as if to verify their words, came
the Hessian hY
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
Not Improbable.

What do you think of Belmont's pay
ing S125, 900 for a horse?"
The one addressed pondered for a
moment.
81 think" he replied, 'there is a
strong probability that Belmont wanted
the horse. Ledger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
Buttons Behind.

Yes" admitted the Human Snake,
as she put on her company gown after
the performance, II do have some adj
ters"
Thereupon she bent double, tied her
self into knot and buttoned her bod
ice with easy grace.-Philadelph
Ledger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

Thousands tie | of
cures made by Doan's
Kidney Pills. John
c. Coleman, a promi-
n en- t merchant of
S W a i n S boro, Ga,
says: For several
years my k i d n e Y S
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. l was
languid, nervous and
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
An TmuresSiou

I'm kind O. discouraged bout that
new boarder,' said Mrs. Corntossel.
''CheE up" answered the farmer.
There amt 10 Use O. tryin' to suit
him. He's one o. those fellers that
write political articles for the maya
zines '-Washington Star
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

The chief of police had handed in his
resignation.
mo USE" he said to the mayor; you
told me to put the lid on the town and
1 can't do 1t. Anyhow, I've an easier
job in sight"
whats that?"
Putting a lid on Vesuvius "-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

lame in the morning Doan's Kidney
Pills helped me right away, and the
great relief that followed has been per-
manent."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

Man of the House-Verena, told you
to call me at sharp this morning.
Domestic called We as sharp as I
could, sorr, but l couldn't wake We.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can
not reach the seat of the disease. Catarh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure ii you must take internal rem
edies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken intern
ally, and acts directly the blood and mu-
cous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is moi
d quack medicine. 1t vas prescribed by one
of the best physicians IN this country for
years and is regular prescription 1t Is
composed of the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers acting
directly on the mucous surfaces. The per
feet combination of the two ingredients Is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO, Props, Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Greenland has about $4,000 inhabit-
ants. The largest two villages have only
$50 and 1913 inhabitants.
MIS- WfnsIow-s SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething softens the gums, reduces Inflammation, e.
lays pain, cures wind collie. Is cents q bottle.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

Flossie-Jack is a man after my own
heart. Marie (sweetly you're sure
it's not your money that he's after
Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

The University Of Wales has confer
red the honorary degree of doctor of
science upon Lord Kelvin in consider
alton of his eminenr services to the
cause of science
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

Five hundred earthquakes shock the
Japanese every year.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
Women Obtain Mrs. Pinkham's
Advice and Help.
She Has Guided Thousands to Health
How Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound Cured Mrs Alice Berryhil.

~~E<sns@ It is great
/. i. /. /. ]. | /.
eS<A satisfaction for
nm z%#s5sslsssss NN woman to feel
lgfE ri aygT& AN that she can write
III aSsTH III to another telling
E4 I'll her the most pri-
~ vate and confden-
tial details about
FL III her illness, and
-fSNAs sSlySsy know that her let
B3S%&HssS SsSyI( ter will be seen by
SSzs~ N/a woman only.
~ A7..P.--IhrllS Many thousands
- --.--2---- of cases of female
diseases come be-
fore Mrs. Pinkham every year, some
personally, others by mail. Mrs. Pink
ham is the aughter-in-lawo of Lydia E.
Pinkham and for twenty-five years
under her direction and since her de-
cease she has been advising sick women
free of charge.
Mrs Pinkham never violates the con-
fdence of women, and every testimon-
ial letter published is done so with
the written consent or request of the
writer, in order that other sick women
may be benefited as she has been.
Mrs. Alice Berryhill, of 313 Boyce
Street, Chattanooga, Tenn, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
'Three years ago life looked dark to me-
/ had liberation and Inflammation of the
female organs and was in a serious condition.
My health was completely broken down
and the doctor told me that if was not OPP
Grated upon | would die within six months
i told him / would have no operation but
would try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. He tried to influence me against
it but ! sent for the medicine that same day
and began to use it faithfully Within five
days | felt relief but was not entirely cured
until used it for some time
Your medicine is certainly fine. ! have
induced several friends and aeghbors to take
it and l know more than dozen who had
female troubles and who to-day are as well
and strong as | am from using your Vege-
table Compound"
just as surely as Mrs. Berryhill was
cured, will Lydia f. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound cure every woman
suffering from any form of female ills.
If you are sick write Mrs Pinkham
for advice. 1t is free and always help
full.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?


Never Return.
Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21
THE DAISY FLY KILLER destroy. II and $50; so

. 49, = - : - = - - - =
every home. l zoe
box lasts the entire
season. Harmless &c
persons; clean, neat
and will not soil OF
injure anything. iry
them once and you
will never be with.
outthem. IL not kept
by dealers, sent pre-
paid for 2oc. Harold
Somerr. $40 Deksle
Ave-. Brooklyn. \. j
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-06-21

Cuticura Soap combines delicate Medicinal and emol-
iient properties derived from Cucura the great Skin
Cure with the purest Of cleansing ingredients, and the
most refreshing Of flower edore Depots: London, n
ChHrsrhouse ST. Paris, Rue dc Ia Psa1 Boston, lSI
Columbus Ave. Potter Drug Chem Corp Sole Props
ssMaied Free "How Preserve, Purity, and Besu&ity
the skin, Scalp, lair, and Ilsnds."
, 1906-01-12
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

At the Kuster-George e. Smith,
Rockdale; H. B. Macdonald, Denver;
A. R. Gilliland and wife, Mrs. S. S. Hol.
brook, John Mccullough, Medicine
Bow; Louis F. Stuart, L. A. Berry, S.
w. Kent, A. w. Sparks, Montpelier,
Idaho; Christian Olson, Ovid, Idaho;
A. w. Eldridge, Clarence Eldridge,
Woods Cross, Utah; Louis S. Pond,
Thatcher, Idaho; j. d. McGregor, Per
ry, Idaho; Tom Kearl, ranch.
AT the Johnson-B. f. Gaskell,
Sheep mountain; Victor Hansen, w. f.
McAvoy, Walden; John Sandgreen,
ranch; John Herbst, j.. e. White, Rock
River; A. Traeing, Wayside; T. Riley,
Omaha; G. S. Simmons, Holmes; F.
Bartholomew, Fred w. Brown, G. Moo
berrye, Denver; Frank Seabolt, Boul-
der, Wyo.
At the Union Paciic-A. F. Lilgen-
fielder, f. E. Willard, o. r. Smith, H.
C. Cones, Denver; A. Murray, ranch;
A. o. Taylor, Fred Paradice, H. C. Hig.
gins, Denver, NJ. A. Bunker, Greeley.
, 1906-01-12
Gratifying to Americans.

The role played by the United States
in the peace affair with Japan and Rus
STA has met with the hearty approba-
ton of all true Americans. 1t was a
work which we can always contemplate
with satisfaction. The role played by
the famous Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers during the past SO years, that of
health maker and preserver, is a work
that we also contemplate with salts
faction. It's record of cures Is ONE
thing wonderful, and its influence
reaches almost over the entire world.
You'll make no mistake in getting a
bottle at once. 1t will strengthen the
entire system and thus cur and pre-
vent nausea, sick headache, bloating,
heartburn, sour risings, indigestion,
dyspepsia, c~ostiveness, female trou-
bles, chills, colds, grippe or malaria.
Our 1906 Almanac is at your druggists
for free distribution. Be sure to get
a copy before they are all gone.
, 1906-01-12

The American I~rrigators' Federation
was formed at a meeting held in the
city of Omaha the other day. Among
the objects of the federation set forth
in an official statement are to harmon
lie conflicting interests, promote es-
sential legislation. circulate instructive
literature, aid in settlement of reclaim
ed ares, criticise officials or others for
acts of injustice, and to aid in the ad-
justment of freight rates TO and from
the reclaimed areas. State Engineer
Clarence T. Johnston of Wyoming was
placed Oh the executive committee
, 1906-01-12

The death of DIR. William R. Harper
removes from American educational
life one of the most noted college pres.
idents of the age. He was a ~tireless
worker and a man with tremendous re.
sources. He possessed the confidence
of men of means and had the faculty
of doing those things that pleased and
enlightened the students, who were cv.
er his friends, The Chicago univer.
sity will not soon be able 10 find his
equal.
, 1906-01-12

Mrs. Grace Taylor is in the normal de
partment and Y. sato, a Jap, is taking
the mechanical course.
clyde Atherly 'O3 and Elsie Marshall
'O5 were married at Cody last Sunday
and are at present living in Cheyenne
The regular meeting of the S. S. c.
was postponed till next week.
AT a meeting OF the freshman class
this week, George Wheeler was elected
treasurer, and the colors, o~live-green
and golden-brown, were adopted.
Laura Breisch has been made assist
ant on the scientific department of the
Student in place of Gertrude Pointing,
resigned.
There was a party Thursday after
noon in honor of Leon Kennedy.
The executive committee of the
Bellies Lettres met Thursday afternoon
All transactions are sacredly secret.
There was mandolin practice yester-
day evening at the home of Miss Lang.
heldt.
There was a meeting of all students
in the preparatory department yester
day evening to elect a member on the
Student board of managers and to or
ganize a literary society.
Robert Law entered school agar
Thursday, after being sick a few days
A large order has been placed fol
books for use in the department o
physical science.
The basketball boys have nothing bu
praise for the treatment and entertain
ment given them at Fort Russell. Al
though they were outplayed 20 to 10
the best of feeling prevails.
, 1906-01-12
VALISE
ON THE NOON IRA

ON TIE NOON TRAIN.
No As train crew had a piece of bag
gage that has already made a trip or
two around the world and is again on
its journey. receiving a paster wher.
ever it stops. so that now it is almost
covered with pastors from almost ev.
cry railroad and steamship station in
the world. 1t was not left here, but
Baggage Agent Caverly left his
mark on its travelstained sides.
, 1906-01-12

At the time the bill creating a state
commissioner of public lands was
pending in the legislature, a statement
was prepared in justification of the pro-
posed act. Everything contained there
In has been more than borne out by the
facts. The public land business trans
acted by Hon. r. p. Fuller, commits
sioner of public lands, for the year
1905 was so per cent in excess Of that
transacted by the superintendent of
public instruction during the year 1904,
n the proportionate expense has
been far less than in former years.
, 1906-01-12
How's This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case of catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F.
]. Cheney for the last fifteen years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c. per
bottle. Sold by all druggists,
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
, 1906-01-12
OPENING.

The proposition advanced by Cover
nor Brooks and others to delay he OPP
ening of the Wind River reservation
till August list, will meet with the APP
prevail of a majority Of the people.
Those in a position to know are of the
opinion that 1t will be a physical i'm
possibility TO complete the railroad to
Shoshoni and Lander prior to June
18th, the date now fixed for the open
ing. and Il would be little less than
folly to attempt to handle he traffic
without n railroad.
The argument Of the governor to the
effect that the people would be disap-
pointed were they dumped down in a
sagebrush country, without water or
vegetation, such as that about the town
of S~hoshoni, and that they would return
east with a bad feeling in their hearts
toward our state, is a good one Some
thing should unquestionably be done
to show all who come what is and can
be accomplished in wyoming under IT.
rigation. If the people who are un-
able to find homes upon the reserve
are shown what Wyoming really is,
they Will seek homes in other portions
of the state and the entire common
wealth will derive a benefit from the
opening.
If the date of the opening is fixed
at August LIST, there Will be plenty Of
time to hold the drawing and for the
lucky ones to establish their residence
upon the land prior to the severe
weather of winter.
Governor Brooks is of the opinion
that If the delay is made and the towns
of Lander, Shoshoni and Thermopolis
fixed as registration offices, the Bur
lington will extend its line from Wor-
land to ~Thermopolis, in order that 1t
may share largely in the traffic occa-
probable, however, that the Union Pa.
cifc and the southwestern counties of
the state will urge upon the general
land Office the desirability of having
at ltdSl one TGSlSlldllpu bllltt On lut
line of the Overland route, which
would make a place of greater acces-
sibility thar either of the towns men
toned. The Union Pacific is equipped
to handle all who may seek to come,
and either Rawlins, Rock Springs or
Evanston should be recognized. Rock
Springs is the most central point and
if a town on the line of the Union Pa
cifc Is named as a registration office,
it would doubtless stand the best show
for the honor.
AS the executive has aptly stated.
we cannot afford to make any mistakes
in this matter. Wyoming must be
careful to make a good impression up
on all the people who come at the time
of the opening, In June our vegetation
is Just barely started and outsiders
would get about as unfavorable an i'm.
preston at that time as possible. They
would come from sections where grain
fields are waving and trees in full TO
liage in June, A gray, sagebrush con-
trast would be a severe shock, unless
the immigrants were shown what the
soil would do when the magic wand of
irrigation was applied.
, 1906-01-12

A strange case has just been made
public in New York. A physician after
battling in vain with a suicidal mania
took POISON n died because he fear
ed he would kill Arthur Featherstoue,
a Chicagoan, who, it is said, vas par
tally responsible for financial reverses
suffered by the physician.
, 1906-01-12

Aside from knowing every detail of his
office, Mr.. Fuller is a hustler. The
land Office was a mighty good invest
ment for the state of Wyoming.