The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-20

III seems that within the past few days
OF spring the thoughts of a number OF
! youths have turned to either poems or
| love letters, when not inspired by the
young love gcd, and after sitting and
| staring at a certain spot in the ceiling
| Tor nearly an hour one youth In particu-
| lar would snatch his hat from the hall
| tree and, In desperation. seek a certain
neWSdealer In town who can furnish How
10 10 write interesting Love Letters" Now
the young brother in q large family of
! Doys diligently followed the advice OF the
oook and pcnned epistles that caused
ene maid In question TO open her
eyes In holy horror and wonder IL he
was In his right state or mind AT the
timo these letters were written people
Thought II would surely be a case and
IL was the cause OF great rejoicing, but
elther she changed her mind or the let
ters became too passionate. for she soon
ieit town on visit OF several weeks on
the coast, and. alas married the other
man Tho saying is that tho average
schoolgirl Will stop at nothing for a mild
and sometimes not particularly mild fir
tatlon The friends of a certain pair Will
remember the difficulties they had to con-
tend With during the courtShip period
ana finally when an irate parent barred
the hall door TO the man and locked the
daughter in her room for days and fairly
dared her to come out, that in despera-
tion she took her life In her hands and
left her prison by way Of the nre-escape
usual found a way, and even the Tabs
have to confess that these two are Ideally
happy. Speaking OF school hirtations,
there is n certain school In the city that
holds the record for affairs or the heart
and moro than one runaway match has
been tho sequel of meetings under the
hill, certain dainty visitor In the city
season ago declared that had II not
been for the strict rules OF an Eastern
seminary she would have in all probabil-
ity, never met -. The story runs this
way: He was very attractive, and particu-
larly so 10 the young Fastener. and who
tried In various ways to meet her. Final
ly every delivery brought boxes of vio-
let's TO her door with j plalntlve request
to wear them on the daily walk. We'll,
to make a long story short she wore the
violets. which were soon followed by two
rings The romance Of a certain popular
young matron who scorned the otten-
tlonS OF u young Congressman for her
old sweetheart Will be remembered, and If
you don't believe she know best take
peep at them some nrst-night at the
play or IN their snug little runabout. If
those two are not happy and have never
forgotten the bliss of their honeymoon,
which has not been dmmed by six years
OF married life, their looks belle them.
Speaking Of letters. however, and per-
haps We have almost forgotten that point,
the following Is printed In certain East
ern paper a warning for young women
not to judge the men from the love let
ters they pen. for at times they VIII
write ones that VIII weary and bore the
TQalQ TO death lne dulllOir pN liS way
Is Bulwer. and we are told he was man
of good sense and brains 90. II he were
alive instead of dead millions OF men,
no doubt would be willing to go gun
ming" or find "A long rope:
MY Adored Poodle Many many thanks
for 90 darling letter. Me IS so happy. me
s wagglnC my tail and putting my eare
down Me is TO meet 90 tomorrow. o
day OF days. ] cannot tell you how very,
vcry happy YOU have made me, No my
own love don't come before Il; but really
I shall meet you' oh. darling OF darlinSS
zoo love OF loves. me Is ready TO
leap out OF my skin for joyl Adieu.
Twenty million Kisses