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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

Daisy looked anxiously up and down
me dock. 1t would be embarrassing to
nave to ask Ted to row her across the
lake, but if she wanted to catch that
6:34 train in the morning she must get
over tonight.
Ted, with an air of preoccupation too
exaggerated to be sincere, tied and I'M
tied the painter Of the little skiff from
which he had just landed. He hoped
that Daist would go away. 1t was not
pleasant to meet the young woman
who only that afternoon had handed
him back his ring and had declared
that he was too much of f1irt ever to
make good husband, and yet
But instead of going away Daisy APP
proached him. Three times she called
his name, but it was not until the
third repetition of her "Mr. Cosgrove''
that he raised his head
Were you speaking to me?' he ask
ed in mild surprise.
NO. said Daisy acidly. 81 was yell
ing at you. You appear to be deaf to
conversational tones"
1T was the Mr. Cosgrove, he ex-
planned maliciously you see every
one calls me Ted, and I've sort of
Grown out of the habit of answering
to the Mister"
lie smiled as he observed the color
mount into her cheeks. 1t was this
that furnished the excuse for the dis
pute In the afternoon. Daisy had OBJ
jected to his letting Grace Bronson
call him by his diminutive, and that
had been his defense. Under ordinary
circumstances she would have been
furious. but she wanted very much to
go to Murlels wedding, and unless she
could catch that first train there would
be no hope of reaching town in time.
Il am sorry that l startled you," she
said sweetly. Il merely wanted to ask
if there were any boatmen about.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

During newspaper mems conven-
ton. number of journalists We're one
afternoon talking of the tricks of
1.-The faithless types" when Henry
WattersOn said:
while I've heard of a great many
funny typographical breaks in my
time, about the oldest and most hu
morous transposition of the types that
ever came within my observation was
that in n New York paper some years
ago That sheet used to print it's ship.
ping news on the same page with the
obituaries. Imagine the glee with
which It's readers found the captions
exchanged one morning, whereby a
long list of respectable names were
set forth under the marine head,
Passed Through He'll Gate Yester-
day. "-Harper's Weekly.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

A fishing yarn from Algiers: Some
Arabs were fishing from a boat with
lines off the coast when dolphin ssg
enteen feet long, eleven feet in circum-
ference and weighing four tons swei-
lowed one of the baited hooks and
dashed off at tremendous speed. The
fishermen paid out as much line as
possible and then made it fast. This
brought the dolphin up sharply, but
the strain snapped the line. The mon
ster then attacked the boat and cap
sized it, finging the fishermen into the
water. Other Arabs ashore waited till
the dolphin was clear of the men and
then killed it with rifles"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

"There is nothing like a sense o.
humor," said a naval officer, according
to the Philadelphia Bulletin. "In q
woman, in soldier, in sailor, Ia a
clerk, a sense of humor is help and
a blessing through life. At the same
time even a sense of humor may exist
In excess. 1, for my part, shouldn't
care to have so great a sense of humoE
as British soldier l once heard about
This soldier was ordered to be fioggef.
During the fiogging he laughed con
tinually. The lash was laid on all the
harder, but under the rain of blows the
soldier laughed.
"'What are you laughing atT the
sergeant finally asked.
Why the soldier chuckled, Pm
the wrong man."
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
ENNSYLVa NIA
R "A ILR q ID

Trains Leave MOUNT HOLLY follows:
For Philadelphia, SIS, 652 III. 7.43, 7.52. s.l5,
s-6z. 9l7. I'LL a. m, l2.46. 2.46, 3.20, AS,
OBJ, $40, IA, 7.34, S.36, l0.45 p. IN. On
sundays, I5o S.55 a. m, 12-54. AIS, $40, 7.l9,
9.S p. IN.
For Pemberton, 654, and lI.2l a. M. 1.4I,
ABS, 6.07 and 40 p m. week days (l240
a. m. Fridays only. Sundays, 1903
a. M, LIS, $50 and $50 p. m.
days.
For burlington. $40 a. M. 4O5. 40 p m. week
days.
For East Burlington, 74O .. m. weekdays.
FOR BOrdentown, Trenton and New York
vi0 a. M, and 7.40 p. m weekdays.
For l.umberton, Medford, Marlton and Had
donfield, $40. ll.30 a. m, 4.49 p. m. week days
FOR Toms River, Island Heights Seaside Park
and Long Branch, g.06. $3.50 a. m. and
FOR Fuckerton, D56 a. m and f4.2S p. week
days.
FOR Barnegat City and Beach Haven, 956
q. m. and fi.2S p. m. weekdays
r. stops only ON notice TO Agent or Conduc-
or or on signal
Medford. Marion and Philadelphia.
Leave Medford for Philadelphia at ZOO, 1910
M, 2.05 Except Saturday, 220 Saturday
only, Ola p. m. Sundays, 7.05 a. M, 4.s5
p. m.
Leave Marlton for Philadelphia at ia, 1925 a.
M, 2.2 Except Saturday, 2.40 Saturday
onIy), 5.26 p. m. Sundays at 7l9 a. m. and
AZ p. IN.
For further particulars apply to the ticket
agent at the station.
W. w. ATTERBURy, j. r. WOOD,
General Manager. Pass'r Traffic Manager.
GEO. w. BOYD,
General Passenger Agent.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
The First Bathing Machine.

There does not seem to be much
doubt that the first bathing machine
was seen at Margate and that 1t was
the invention of a worthy Quaker
named Beale, who placed his hopeful
invention on the Margate beach in
1850. The public are obliged to Ben
jamin Beale, one Of the people called
Quakers, for the invention writes the
author of "A Short Description of the
Isle of Thanet," published in 1896
But it was the old story, the public be-
came grateful after the inventor had
been ruined by his enterprise. His
successors had reaped the harvest
Old Benjamin Beales widow could re-
member in her last days the first fam
lily that ever resorted to Margate for
the purpose of bathing being carried
into the sea in a covered cart. In 1903
Beales machines were one of the in
stitutions of Margate 1t was alarm.
ingly claimed for them that they may
be driven to any depth into the sea by
careful guides."-T. P.'s London Week
"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
The Logical Question.

A little Philadelphia boy was taken
by his father for his first visit to the
zoo. Stopping before an Enclosure, he
asked, Papa, what animal is that?'
Reading the sign tackled up to one
side, his father responded, THAT, my
son, is prong horned antelope. =
kin he blow his horns?' was the
question that promptly followed.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

A servant not distinguished for his
intelligence went to the postoffice and
was given letter for his mistress
On arriving at the door he saw that
he had lost it, so ran back and ex-
planned what had happened to tbs
clerk. "But what can | DOR said the
clerk, why said the servant, "yoS
have 80 many there you might give
me another. Motto per Ridere.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

Jack Thompson is a very witty fell
low"
well, he's chemist He ought to
be-"
"Now, what on earth has that to de
with his wit?"
Everything. Chemists should be a.
ways ready with retortsp'
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
The Busiest street In the world.


West street III New York presents
a network of piers and docks for its
whole length. Most Of the great
steamship and railway transportation
companies have their pier terminals
there, and other steamship companies
have huf1t their terminals on the New
Jersey shore opposite, so that all trans
atlantic and large share of the con-
tinental travellers must cross West
street In coming to or leaving the city.
When one considers the great number
Of short trip travellers, including COM
muters, who daily make their way In
and out of the metropolis across this
busy thoroughfare a faint idea of its
Importance may be gained. Manhat-
tan Island has thirty two miles Of wa
ter front.-John p. Fritts in Leslie's
Weekly
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

Farmer Greene (who has been
knocked down by balloon anchor)-
Col dern 'em. I'll hev tn law on 'em!
Whar's TIL sheriff? Farmer Brown
No use kicking, Josh! Them critters
is above the law, reckon!-Houston
Post
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
TROLLEY TIME TABLES.
BURLINGTON COUNTY RAILWAY co.
connection with Camden and Suburban
Railway Company.
In saffacf Nav lQ0g

Leave Fountain, Mount Holly, for Burling-
ton at $50 a. M. and every half hour there
after until and including 49, after that every
hour to and including 1l.S0 p NJ.
Leave Broad and High streets, Burlington.
for Mount Holly at 6.l5 a. m. and every half
hour thereafter until and including s Is p. m.
after that 9.I5. Is, 1l05 p. IN, l203 midnight.
Leave Fountain, Mount Holly. for Moores-
town and Camden at 544 a. m. and every half
hour thereafter until and including S.44, p. m,
then 9.44, 10 A, II "a p m, 2.34 past midnight
Leave Camden Ferry for Mount Holly at
sos, 6.3S a. m. and every half hour thereafter
until and including sos p. m, every hour
thereafter until and including 1908 midnight.
Club Cars that leave Camden Ferry at $50 "A.
M $50, 4. 20 and $40 %. m. make connection for
Mount Holly and burlington.
Club Car connects with cars leaving Bur
lington at 7.42, S.42 a. m, Alp, 5.42 p. m. Fair
Grounds, 500, 909 d. H.. 4.39, 500 p. m.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

1t Is not enough to run; one must
start in time. French Proverb.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
In the Air.

He is not only idle who does nothing,
but he is idle who might be better 0na.
ployed.-Socrates.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
CAMDEN AND SUBURBAN RAILWAY co

EAST BOUND.
Leave Camden Ferry for Moorestown, daily
sos a. n., 5.3S a. IN. to i0.OS p. m. every half
hour; 1905 p. m. to 12.0S m. every hour.
Sunday, sos "A. M to zoos 8. M. every 30 min
utes then every 20 minutes TO zoos p. m, then
every 80 minutes To l2.0S a. m.
WEST BOUND.
Leave Moorestown for Ferry, daily, 5.i2 a. IN.
to Hip p. m. every half hour; then l207 a. IN.
sunday 6.12 a M. to ll.l2 a. IN. every 80 min
utes, then every 20 minutes TO HIP p. m. then
every 80 minutes to l2l2 "A. m.
CLUB CARS.
EAST BOUND.
Leave Camden Ferry for Moorestown Mon
day to Friday inclusiVe), 7.5S, $3.50 a. m. 300
$40 $3.50, sos p. saturday, 7.5S, $3.50 a. m.
$3.50, sl20, 1920 $780, $3.50, $40 500, SOC p. IN
WEST BOUND.
Leave Stanwick avenue for Ferry monday
to Friday 1nclusive), o. sol, *sI4, s9.i4 a. M,
ABB, 70. H. 60l, 6.45 p. saturday, 9.0l, sol.
sS44 1914 a. m., 4Sl. s5l4, 6.0i, s6.45 p. m.
There are no Club Cars in either direction
on Sunday.
sConnect with Mount Holly cars at Stanwick
avenue.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09

WEST BOUND.
AND TRENTON RAILWAY CO.

SUMMER SCHEDULE.
East Bound.
q Cars Leave Burlington Broad 4 High SAG
6I2 A. 7I2 7.42, Sl2, 49, 9.l2, 9.42, 1912, lO42
ill2 il42, 1912, l242 r. l42, 2l2, 242, u, S.s2
4l2 442, SIP. 542 612, GAP, 7.12, 7.42, Sl2 $40
pl2, 9.42 1912, ll.i2
WESTBOUND.
Leave Burlington Broad and High-6Os,
6Ss 7OS TSS SOS, S.;, BUS. aS, l00S, l0sS, 1lOs,
Ii3S i2OS 1913, 0S lbs, 20S, 2.s, sos, 33S, AUS.
AS bOS 5sS SOS, IS. 70S, TBS Sos sSs 9.0S, 9.SS,
1905 IL .0S, l2.0S, Los.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-09
y AFTER y
THE FOG
By JAMES BAXTER
Copyright, 1905, by NJ NJ. Cunningham
By JAMES BAXTER

Copyright, 1906, by NJ. NJ. Cunningham
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
CERTIFICATE OF AUTHORITY
No. soc

No. SOC.
Treasury Department.
Odice Of the Comptroller Of the Currency,
Washington. ID. O.. May Srd. 1906.
WHERKAs. by satisfactory evidence presented
to the undersigned. il has been made to appear
that The Chickasha National Bank" in the City
Of Chickasha. in the Southern District. Indian
Territory has complied with all the provisions of
the Statutes Of the United States. required to be
complied with before an association shall be au-
thorized to co1imenee the business Of bankiLg;
Now, THEReroRE. l. William B. Rridges Comp
troller Of the Currency. do hereby certify that
The Chiekasha National Bank" in the City Of
Chickasha. in the Southern District Indian Ter
ritory, is authorized to commence the business of
banking as provided in Section Fifty One Hun
dred and Sixty Nine Of the Revised Statutes
Of the United States.
Comptroller Of witness my hand and Seal
Of Currency. Of Office this Third day Of
May. ls0o.
VIZ. B. RIDGELY. Comptroller Of Currency.
First published May 2s 1906. d6-2-w7-27
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05

The Owl Drug Store has it for
less. 3I-tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
now TO BREAK UP A COLD.

1t may be surprise to many to
learn that severe cold can be COM
pletely broken up in one or two
days time. The first symptoms OF
cold are dry, loud cough, a
profuse watery discharge from the
nose, and thin, whit coating on
the tongue. When Chamberlain S
cough remedy is taken ever y hour
on the first appearance of these
symptoms, It counteracts the effect
Of the cold and restores tie system
to healthy condition within a
day or two. For sale by "All
Druggists"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05

Man is helpless before the infuriated elements.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05

1t isn't sale to start without your umbrella.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
CHICKASHA NATIONAL BANK

The Chickasha National Bank,
capital 500. 10000 desires to call
attention to the Ger tificates of
Authority of the Comptroller of
Currency, as published below, an
nouncing the opening for business
on Thursday May 3Ist. 1906.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
FOR RENT.

A good up-to-date 4 room cottage
On West Hill on Colorado ave be-
tween 10 III street. On the Gas
water line.
J. D. Bridges Office on south 4th
street.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
UNDER THE PALMS

Sherbets. Sundaes, Ics Cream
Sodas. etc, are doubly enjoyed if
they are nicely served. The Owl
Drug Store prides itself upon
their service. 3I-tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
WARNING ORDER.

In the Mayors Court in and for the city Of
Chiclasha. Southern District Of the Indian Ter
ritory.
A. L. Kirkham. Pla intiff.
vs.. Warning Order
George Harris. Defendant
The Defendant. Ge,rge Harris is warned to
appear in this court within thirty days. and an
s~er the complaint Of the Plaintiff A. LKirk-
hsm.
JOHN II. VENABtE. Mayor.
William Stacy. Attorney for Plaintiff
First Publication May % 1906.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
EVERYBODY LIES BUT ROOSEVELT"

"A washington spcCidi says.
AS a result of the Presidents alleged desertion 0
his Democratic Rate Bill allies the following song is
being sung at the Capitol and on the streets of Wash
ington to the tune of Everybody Works But Faith.
err
Everybody lies but Roosevelt
He stands around all day
Thinks he's man Of iron,
But he's only common clay,
Tillman, Bailey Chandler,
The truth they try to tell
Everybody lies but Roosevelt,
They. do. like-ll.
A Washington paper speaking with supposed au-
thorty says the President will treat Senator Baileys
denuncatiOn with "dgni6ed silence" As the Presi.
dent has shown symptoms Of silence until now, the
inference is that Senator Bailey left nothing to be
said
The New York Times today says in its Washing.
ton correspondence,
'The song which is being sung on the rear seats
Of open and by merry groups on the streets has
more than humorous significance. So public and
widespread mark of disrespect for the President
not occurred in Washington within a generation"
600
The re-organized South McAlester Capital. under
the editorial management o Col u S. Russell starts
out with considerable vim whooping EN- up right for
South McAIester. Russell ism real colonel but
he belongs in the colonel class and we give him the
title so he trot with Colonel Clarence Douglas
Col. Russell is ruster live wire in Indian Terri
tory journalism even if his ofactories do have keen
scent for treacheryan the Capitol has solid financial
backing Now if the South McAlester business men
will just wake up and give the paper the support il
deserves that city will be assured of one Of the best
papers in the territory.
600
Man is helpless before the nfurated elements.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05

|, Senatorial ''aspirants' are looming up prett,
numerously in Indian Territory. Henry Furman o
Ada is trequehtly mentioned while c. B. strart 0
South McAlesier and Clark Rutherford of MuskOge
are also among the "favorabIy mention.d." In Okla
hOma among the democrats Judge Gore seems to be
standing candidate and c. B. Ames is being groom
led.
IT'S coming yet for a that Wen not shout
till the President signs the BILL for there's many
slip but statehood is coming just the same Isbeen
coming long time and is due to arrive this time.
600
The muckraker stirred up an awful mess in the
packing houses, but il appears that he made Out 4
good case. Wen have meat inspection law and can
eat sausage with perfect confidence
Fourth of July celebrations are being planned.
With the consent of Congress we might celebrate the
independence of Oklahoma at the same time
One fly doesn't make but it can come
mighty near making sinner out of the man who
would snooze long on Sunday morning.
Chickasha landed for federal court in the con-
ference report which shows that the conferees knows
good thing.
The death of Senator German removes con-
spiciuous figure from American politics.
portable "frad hole would fill long felt
want just now Here's chance for some genius to
make furtune
grand reception is planned for William J. Bry-
an on his arrival in New York from his trip abroad
Chickasha gives hearty welcome to the teach
FRS who are attending the Summer Normal.
Cyclones doth make towards of us all The
Modern Shakespeare.
1t was very thoughtful in Senator Burton to re-
ign before he got fired.
600
Good afternoon, how do you enjoy life in the
'fraid hoel"
600
It's now war to death between the Flynn and
Mcguire claus.
1t isn't safe to start without your umbrella.
DIR. FEsLER
~ nn04ic4
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05
FARM LOANS

Straight 8 per cent interest.
MONEY IN As HOURS IF DESIRED
Sadler & Cochran. zz4 Chickasha
Ave. I2o If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-06-05

Up-to-date-The Owl Drug Store.
Fine stationary. att
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-25

there was another nasty reference in the paper
up on
Qulnn-About the three men we praised IL you
mean Featherson, Best and Oakley, we did that
because we liked them and believed they were
good men. We believe il stiIl
Mayor-N ell. Mr. Quinn. I going to designate
your paper Tor the city advertising but want you
TO distinctly understand that want n square deal
quinn or have always had a square deal from
me Daily News and you will always get a
square deal We have always been with YOU. and
nope We VIII always be with you. but reserve nv
rght 70 cftticise you or any other public servant,
honestly and fairly, when necessary.
Mayor-Yes. that is what I mean-honestIy and
faiTly-l don't object to that at all. AS tell you
all / want is deal.
Quinn-YOu shall have Il.
Mayor mean to see that I get II. We under
stand each other now, 1 guess. Good day, sir.
When Mayor Mcclellan was asked yesterday
about the bolt OF The Daily News" he smiled. but
would say nothing.
When the Mayor was asked II the Board OF City
Record at its next meeting would take the city
advertising away from The Daily News he said
said:
That IS for the board 10 decide"
In Tammany Hall the bolt Of the sO-called ad-
mniStTauon organ IS attributed 10 the influence Of
Charles F. Murphy
The Morning Telegraph" which also has SUD
ported Mcclellan for two years, repudiated him
TINS week. asserting that II is tired OF acting as
oH1cial apologist' for him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-25
HEARING ON WHISTLE NUISANCE.
Supervising inspectors Take Complaints
Under Consideration.

Washington, Jan 24.-At the hearing to-day
by Assistant Secretary Murray Of the Depart
ment Of Commerce and Labor and the Board Of
Supervising Inspectors of Steam Vessels on the
complaint against the unnecessary footing Of
steamboat whistles in New-York Harbor. much
diversity OF opinion existed as to the iurisdic-
ton Of the New-York State and city authorities
and the federal government. George s Foulk Of
the Office Of the New-Yorl CORPORATION Counsel
who represented the Department Of Health. CON
tended that while the department. had only I'm
tied authority 70 abate the nuisance and as the
police powers extended only to the wharf limits
the subject was under the control Of the federal
government
Several members OF the board insisted that
their jurisdiction extended only to such in
stances as were not covered by the law. and that
the board had no more authority TO amend
change or alter the application OF those laws
than they would any other statute.
Captain Dow. OF the American Association Of
Masters and Pilots Of Steam Vessels, while Civ
Ing assurance that everything possible would
be done by his organization 20 minimize the
amount OF whlstlng. declared that the footing
OF whistles iu cases not prescribed by the law
and regulations frequently necessary I'm
order To avoid running down naphtha launch
sa lboat or ubCat and drowning their occu-
paats. He opposed a suggestion by Mr. FOUL,
that IN order to ascertain who had Jurisdiction
some captain Of a tugboat be arrested and test
made.
The Board Of Supervisors took the case under
ISL a..