The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-06
Mr.. Dooley Discusses Socialism
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Saturday night Mr. Doolsy In the chair
Present, Mr.. LarkIn and MIR. McKenna. Present, but
not voting, Mr.. Hennessy and Mr.. schwartzmelster
too cIALIsM is sweepfn' like a wave over tn
country, = said Mr.: Larkin the radical black.
~ smith, f&*t S+f s@ 81 $3.50 - E
It hasn't vet ny feet yet said Mr. Mckenna
9But Matthew is right, said Mr.. Dooley. stHe's
right about it. few days ago Mullgan 'wud we rrn
me in because didn't pitcher " Hetty Green
in me watch-chain an sind freeman's suffrage to
Pierpont Morgan to be endorsed befure cud use it,
Today Muligan is prsdint iy tn Polismans Binivo,
lent Hammer tn Millyonares ASSOCIATION an he has
turned to tn wall tn ithygrafts v tn fathers ~ his
counthry Addicks Crossin thu Delaware Jakey schiif
sthrikin the shekes fir I'm tn slave; an Grover
Cleveland's Farewell to his Life Insurance agents
busted peasanthry looked up to FIR advice that not
on'y cost thin nawthin' but was even what we might
call remoonerative to th has to pay tn rates
as Mrs Winslow's soothn syrup to have their pa.
hrotic appeals to their fellow citizens printed in tn
papers AS Hogan wud say, ye can no longer conjure
with thin. ~ ~ a&&@g >e> .&2 So sd
Via Z. Twas diff rent in the golden days. GRAND
chance socialist had thin. If anybody understood
him he was kilt be infuryated wurrukinmen. It
good thing f.r him that he on " spoke German which
IS language not gin'rally known among cultivated
people, SchWartmelser. They used to hold their meet
in $ in cellar in Wentworth avnoo an tn meetn
was most always followed be outing in tn pathro
wagon Twas wan iv tn '&spoorts to go down to
TIL Brotherhood iv Man rushed off in tn on " Mu
nlclpal Ownership conveyance had in thin days.
dn naVlh Che1f SpectacleS busted be tn hardy an
loya! pohs lis Tar different now, No cellars fr tn
brotherhood " Man, but Mrs Vanderhankcrbilk give
a musical soree f'r tn ladies ~ tn Female Billyon
aires Arbeiter Verein her iigant Fifth avnoo man
sion ylsterdah AFTERNOON 18th futmen were dressed
in tn costume iv th Fr.rinch REVOLUTION an tea was
served In imitation bombs. TIL meetn' was adj
dhressed be tn well known socialist leader j. Clarence
I4nmley heir to th Lumley millyons This we'll known
said he had become socialist thru study
in his father He cud not believe that system was
right which allowed such aman to accumulate three
nunQhred dollars He had +bro
to nthrest this vim rabe mossback in inusthree cues
tons, an: all he replied was Sect tn money! TIL
LADIES prslnt cud appreciate how foolish tn captans
an knew what they looked like in tn mornin' TIL
time had come whn fierce blow must be sthruck Fl
human freedom In conclusion, he wud sing tn Mar.
sellalsy> an accompany himself on a guitar TIL
hostess followed with few remarks She said social.
ISIS were not dhreamers but practical Socialism
was not question iv tn hour but had come to stav
as an AFTERNOON Entertainments 1T was less expnsve
thin bridge, am no cud call We down f,r ladin'
out ~ tn wrong hand she had made up her mind
thativrybody must do something FIR tn cause. IT
was wrong TT her to have other people wurrukin FIR
her, an she intinded to free or bounce her servants
an go to live at hotel She wud do her share in tn
Wurrulds wurruk too, an With this in view she was
takn Lessons in minichure paintin'. lady prisint
ASKED Mr. Lumley wud large hats be worn undher
socialism he answered ny but tn more becomin
kar Marx that he understood was an authority on
shese subjects Tn :meetin, thin adjourned afthcr
passn' resolution calm TIL husband iv tn host
ess to go an jump in tn river .~.
80 An there ye ar-re boys. Socialism is no longer
talked to ye IN Platt Dotch but handed to ye rm tn
top " coach Or whispered # m behind an ivory fan
all " goold firm Fair hahds to takin it out v can
Ye can't make Amy new idee too soft FIR me- If
had me way d get thin to put it to music an have
it danced befure It suits me betther tn wav it
is than whn Schulz screened schwabian account iv
It thru his Nhiskers What ye want to doa' says
i ITO make all akel, 49, says he. tAke1 to whoa
says Left ye name akel to me, in agreeable SAYS
Itire ~ ben supeeryor th rest " tn race saws
r. But says IF ye name ake1 to ye' says l. 'T,r
saysI D. s<s' "''*' :519e 4'@t* 49, -Ic'
.f+But suppose you did get socialism What would
you do9" asked Mr.. Mckenzie (rep1. Nv ''o'.,,c
: 'sBebel says began Mr. schwartzmeister,
Shut up. Schwartz said Mr.. Larkin eth first
thing we'd do wud be to take all tn money in tn
wufrud - throw W it into Til lake ~ ="
54* ttNot my money said Mr. McKenna -. , ~@A!
Yes, yeers an ivrybody else 50 said Mr. Larkin
Mine wudden t make much iv splash,' said
Mr. Hennessy wv