Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
A., DOFETCHIT'S
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Marry young Is my motto, but
there amt but blame phew folks hoo doc
500. 1t is mortar which holds folks to
gether. Just won of them axidents
that will happen Is marrien, just like
byrd out of nest when tina have
fethers enuff, without being able TO
tell viii. Sum marry for buty and
never diskiver Their mistake. This Is
lucky Some marry for muney and
don't sea a blame sent Sum marry for
pedigrea and feal big fer two mouths
then find out pedigrea is no bettern
skim milk. Sum marry bekase tina
have been histed sumwher else. This
Is cross match, a bay and sorrel
Sum marry for love and not sent in
Their pocket nor friend in the wide
cold world nor drap of pedigrea.
This looks desperate but 1t is the
strength Of the hole blame thing. If
marryin for love is not sucksess then
matrimony is ded beet. Sum marry
bekase tina think wimmin will be
scaerse in the next year and live ten
wonder how the crap holds out. Sum
marry ten git rid of therselfs and dis
kiver that the game was won that two
could play at and neither win. Sum
marry to be happi. Tha miss it and
| wonder wher in the duce all the happi-
| ness goes to when it is dun. Sum
mary, tina KANT tell viii, and live tina
KANT tell how. All most every boddie
gifts married and it is gud iuke.
Heap of us thinks it over fust !, then
| set down and marry. Both ways is
rite if we hit the mark. Sum marry
rakes to make EN- religis, but this Is
a little risky. 1t takes brite miss
hunary to do it.
Sum marry on first site and if tina
had Their frea will tina would harness
up and drive back home on End site.
Margin has its chances. This is what
| gives it flavor. Ever bodie likes to
fool with chances, bekase everbodie
expects to win, but after all married
life is as full of certainties and uncer-
tains as dry goods store. No man
KANT tell where he will fetch up when
he catches calico. No man can tell jist
what calico has mind to do. Calico
don't always no herself. Dri guds of
all kinds is the child of circumstances.
Sum never marry but this is just the
same with another name to it. If any
bodie asks you viii you get married
tell EN- you don't recoleckt l hernest-
lie hoape sum of you will bea beniphit-
ted bi this Studdie fer its gud fer
yer.
Uncle Gid is givin yer gals sum
nifty gud Textures if yer will jist
heade to EN-.
Ole Gofetchit draps in ever time
sum times with his yarns and lise and
thinks. l motifs he still holds on to
Their bugs and if yer will zamin his
he'd yer will find a not rite on top
aboute ther size of guse aig and a
half. That not is called by the frean-
oligers,' Pykes Peak zamin that not
rite klose and yer will find all kinds
of travellers and 40 thousan aigs If
all of Their aigs on that noggin of hisn
was hen aigs and belong to me could
get B thirds of sent peace fer EN-.
would have more mummy than Their
old man U. S. America, and tina sa
Mr.. Americer is purity greesy.
When Gofetchit was nuthin but a
lad, sumthin got rong with that he'd of
hisnt and tina had ther docktors to
perform operashun on his he'd, so tina
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found in Their no branes. So the doc
tors said tina wood have to put SUN
kind Nv animule branes to fill up the
hole. So sum of the naighbors
brought in sum branes in thinbel
an so the docktors, tina stuffed them
in the vakant hollow place and kiver-
ed up the hole, and tina made it betwix
Their sells and Majors not to tell what
kind Nv branes tina put in his he'd.
SO ever boddie got to guessin what
kind he had in his he'd / didn't guess
much bekase wus thar when he cum
to hissef and rite mind, and | heared
him grunt, grunt and grunt agin and
he has been gruntin ever since. Skust
me. / said when he come to his rite
mind. kase he never had any rite mind
and twix you and me | rayley believe
that thar thing what tina got the
branes frun had the kolery.
Now, OF cOrse | wood not like for ole
Gofetcbit to no that | have exploded
that thing to the publick I woodnt
have him no told it on him fer nuth.
in ever | seed.
Yes, let us all rite sum sense and bt
sum what sensabul. Molly Mog has
went to sea her best bo He is now
Twin in Observation-Disclosures. VIZ
hoap she komes back sun bekase she
shore is kute.
Sum folks say Amt got larnin enuf
ten rite teu nuze paper, but wheI
tina read as much gografy and rihmat
les as nave in the blew bac spelle,
tina git pioneer as have got. neV
er got as fur as compresibility but
went TO lady and shady and | hav,
been thar ever sense.
Well, if this don't find cts wa to tina
waset basset I'll cum some moer agin
Yers very noingly,