The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-29
LAYHAWKER JOT.S

Paul Rankin. late of the Coffeyville
Journal will be the manager OF henry
Aliens new paper at Garden CITY
A. Church was arrested at Belleville;
with another mans wife up IN Ne
braska.
It Is asserted that the little Indians
at Haskell institute catch rapDlts ny
running them down. but no araoaNlls
accompany the assertion
a young lady of Oakley who attend
ed baseball games last summer para
lived her parents at the dinner taDle
the other day when company was pres
ent by asking: Papa. please bat the
At this season of the year she ought
have said: Papa. please punt the breau
down towards my goal.
Relleville Freeman: Last week Mrs.
C. P Christensen got new DANISH girl
from across the water. About once a
vear Mrs Christensen gets a new girl
from the old country Now that neeos
an explanation, 1t is no fault OF Mrs.
Christensen that she has 70 get a new
one SO often, but 1t is this way; When
thew first come over they get up ar
O'Clock in the morning and when cars
Jensen comes down stairs ne mas ms
shoes shined. his clothes cleaned and
pressed and everything about the house
In spick and span condition. rms re-
port soon gets out and IN less tnan
wear some of the bright young Fellows
from Mrs Christensen in spite or her
The only thing left for her to DO IS 10
get the lost girl Cor rather the Won
GRID to recommend another one VINO y
VrIIlina to come over and be sacrificed.
story told by Alnira Todd: An Erie
Young married pair who had never nao
experience in poultry raising and knew
hut very little about fowls in general.
were presented a short time ago, by
good old farmer friend. a half dozen
good sized fries. IT don't believe we II
eat EN-" said Mrs. John to her nus
band that evening, we II get some %
have nice fresh eggs all winter John
thought that a pretty wise plan ana
50 that evening he brought home
package of patent egg producer Inc
following day the unsuspecting chick
ems were put on special feed and Mrs
John began making anxious trips 10
the hen house, regularly, about "A times
a day A couple of weeks afterwards,
when she had begun to think that pos
sibIy John had made mistake ana
bought the wrong kind, she met her
old farmer friend on the street Why,
hello. Mis- Smith," he exclaimed, 'hev
We got all them young ROSTERS ct up
yet?" mo. sir" she replied with a
sfcJxlv smile 1--WE still have q couple of
ser1 IT is needless to add that hens
and eggs are not favorite topics Of con-
versstion in that household
1--WE would like" plaintively says Ed
itor johnson, of the Minneapolis Better
tention to the fact that there Is fam
ilv of deserving poor here in Mime
apolis, and If she will give out the date
when she will distribute that $50 900, 600,
we will see If we can induce some friend
to place our name before the meeting.
Much parlyvooing Is being INDUCED
by the newspapers over the election re-
turns says the FL Dorado Republ1-
can, (which shows that many Repub-
Hcan candidates for the United States
senate succeeded in rounding up their
counties for Hoch. But how about the
Republican newspapers The Wichita
Eagle whooped 1t up for Hoch nightly,
but Sedgxfck county went Populist-
Editor Morgan lost out in Reno; Bill
Allen White lost Lyon; Mort Albaugh
lost Kingman: the three Topeka papers
lost Shawnee; General Bristow failed
in Saline; Henry Allen was scooped in
Franklin; Hoch's Marion Record failed
to carry that county for Hoch; all of
which goes to show that the FL Dorado
Republican was one of the very few
straight laced Republican newspapers
that rallied round the flag and carried
its home county for Hoeh. who received
a clean cut majority Of "a votes in old
Butler We advise these wabbly or
gans of political unrest to absorb a
little political wisdom from the Sun
flower Republican. If they hope to pull
their candidates through.