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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27
The Value Of Advertising.

Editor Of The Times Dispatch
! sir,-yo our own columns testify to the
fact tllat business men believe in adj
vert!slug They do not buy your space
far the purpose Of helping the paper"
Ilay splnd. money In, advertising, pe-
cause It pays They advertise because
tl,ay cannot get along without y,
During his canvas last fall Judge Wll-
liam II. Mann revived the old story that
q merchant trying to do business with
out sdvnl Using was like n fellow Wlnk,'
Ing at a girl In the dark-he knew what
he was doing, but nobody else did.
Richmond Is great trading ana
manufacturing center. We know what
We. arc doing. but the outside
world does not, Shall We con-
]: lnue to wink IN the dark? tbs time for
ua 10 dispel the darkness and let our
lisht shine and flash 1t around the
void. Tho Chamber Of Commerce will
do IL. III VIC will supply the money to
pay the cost, Now Is the time to SUB
scribe. 6
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27
A Proud Trio.

Three Of Richlnond's most noble In
stitutions are the Mechanics Institute,
the Richmond Male Orphan Asylum and
st. Andrews School, This iB the sea-
son Of celebrations for each OF them.
Last week the Mechanics Institute held
Its final exercises and turned out sew
eraI graduates. Many q young man in
this community and elsewhere is pre-
pared to stand up and testify that
through the beneficence of this institu-
ton, he Is enabled to do his part In the
industrial world, and that his earning
capacity has been largely Increased by his
education. The young men who have
received their training in this school
could have received 1t in no other way
The Mechanics Institute is adding great
~ to the productive capacity OF Rich
&mond, to say nothing of the great SER
vice 1t is doing for individuals.
he Richmond Male Orphan Asylum
3 Is doing much the same work. It takes
in'o its hospituble home the little cast
;.ways whom misfortune has thrown upon
tac charities Of the world, gives them
mental and moral instruction., keep them
under home discipline and training un-
til they are prepared to care for them
selves, then sends them into the world
with word OF encouragement and good
cheer and finds for them profitable oc-
cupntion. AT the celebration to-day OF
tho fiftieth anniversary of the asylum
the principal address will be made by
Rev. James L. Cook, who received his
training in this institution and who is
now prominent and useful clergyman
of the Presbyterian Church. There could
be no higher testimonial than this to
the character and work OF the Rich
nolld 1Lale Orphan Asylum.
ST. Andrews Night School held its
closing exercises last week, and in sum
ming up the years work Of the institu-
ton. Miss Arents, the founder and patron
OF the school. says that
Twelve years ago ST. Andrews was
a sewing school: now It has nine de-
partments or observation-disclosures man
ual training in drawing and woodwork,
morning and night schools; vocal music,
physical training, and nature study.
In these nine departments there arc
seventy-one distinct classes, meeting
from ORG to five times week, in which
9a1 pupils We're enrolled since last Sep
TENDER, and 100 We're in attendance dur
Ing May. 1t is still an unsolved prob
lem how many classes the same chill
dren attend. but they keep twcnty-eight
workers busy, some Of them doing dou-
bic duty-thnt is, serving In more than
one department. The principal OF the
morning school Is also principal of the
tight school, and eight Of the morn
ing school teachers teach In the night
school.
Three OF the nine departments were
added this year-vocnl music. physical
training and nature study"
This gives but meagre idea Of the
great accomplishment OF st. Andrews
School. In addition to its work indoors,
through the Rev. Thomas senmes and
his associates, It has carried on even a
more extensive work in the community
at large and Its influence for morals
religion and civic righteousness Is ines
Unable.
God speed the work OF the Mechanics
Institute. the Richmond Male Orphan
Asylum and st. Andrews School.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27
Rhymes for To-Day
Out Of the Rut, Poets

iG5 AgNs!t N/AI ~ LAG amy OClo l555 Fs95
Our poets sing OF love and subjects
So steadily they show a narrow range:
Something wholly different now would
suit tho writer
For a change. &
II knew how to cut poets caper.
I'd scorn the themes that other men
have wrote, ST
And coral forth sonnet to the tapir
Or the shoat.
I'd let alone "old oceans 1,riny blllow''
And ''kisses that fellow mightn't take.:'
And use my gifts to laud the armadlllo.
And the snake.
The apteryx and babboon OF the tropics,
The mnstodon and pslu OF ancient days,
The centipede-all these should be the
topics
OF my lays.
The poet ought to turn leaf-et least he
Should really tune his harp to something
new:
Why can't he sic his muse on some queer
benstie
= - - II. s.. H.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27
President Eoossvrlt's cordial recep.

President b2oossyrlts cordial recep-
ton Of Senator Aldrch illustrates one
of the sides Of his character which has
much TO do with his remarkable pcpu-
larity. There is little room in his soul
for rancor and enmity. He does not
hnrbor hatred and animosity. IIe does
not writhe under defeat. He Is quick
to forgive and forget.-New York World.
How Interestingly Is It possible that
in his melting mood the Presidents ten
der mercies and bowels of compassion
extend as. far as Tllman-and Bailey
and Chandler?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

A CAPITOL Square squirrel at play in a
tree lost its footing. fell to the earth,
and was killed. It is wonder that there
are not more tragedies OF this character
In the Capitol Square colony. The Capt.
tol Square squirrel is slothful ana lack
ing in enterprise. because he does not
have to earn his own living. Lacking in
enterprise. he lacks hustle, and lacking
hustle. he lacks agility. The Capitol
Square squirrel lives on government pap,
and Is n degenerate.
The tragedy SO pathettcally related in
our news columns yesterday has its
moral.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

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Persons wishing to communicate win
The Times Dispatch BY telephone VIII ask
central for "4o41." and on being answered
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The department or person with whom they
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4o4s for mailing and press roone.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

George w. Perkins is declared, guiltless
OF any wrondolng in giving that New
York Life contributions to the Republl-
ca ncampagn fund But how about Its
acceptance on the part of4on G. B, Cor
telyou.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

Boston has just received from New
Zcnlnnd shipment of pheasants' eggs.
valued al 500 each. Here is possible
chance for economy for those who have
hitherto been luxurlating on the fruit
Of the American hen.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27
A Detective Story,

With unerring accuracy he fastened
the crime on the beautiful woman.
"Aha!" he cried, as. he wiped his brow
and closed the last loophole.
For then. did Jones thankfully realize
that he had his wlfes waist buttoned
all the way up the back.'-New York
Sun Sg8-fgi -r4s4 .t 81 !5IiGs
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

OF course, the future Mrs. Alfonso can
hardly expect the same sized type that
Went on 4 similar occasion, to the daugh-
ter Of he strenuous one,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

July lst II the date for; Buttoning the
s;atu Insurance Department.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

compatitlen among tho gas experts
should heip to give us. more light
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

May is also a fairly popular season f.,
taking tt'no by the wedlock.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27
III Office

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Times Dispatch, is no 10 niger connected with this
paper, and is not authorz ed to collect any money
due on subscription or ct herwise to The Times.
Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

Bcttoi light will cost money, but that's
no r'asnn to look agassed,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

Prosecutor Jerome wins his case, Per
Kins Is acquitted.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-27

u nipears hard to crowd a rate ~
or t'lr front page. If. e. ,,.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12
MODERN DIVORCE MADNESS.

When woman in Iucretia Boroia's set fancced new
husband she fed the old pounded glass. When Blue
beard desired nice wife he stropped his favorte
scimtar and held family assassination When Brigham
Dung favored another ancee he forced into all the
trouble of building another house.
Nowadays In this age of labor-saving Devices the in
wentiye American has discovered way of saving himself
NIL this trouble.
lie simply goes into court and uses the law for a
mishbone.
/ Judge, want to get rid of Mary saws bein sub
stance She was good girl in her day. but she's broken
down. now She was all right at darnng sox and saving
the mortgage litter. But that I've broken into So
ciety, she amt no use."
h What's the charged" asks the Judge
"Incompatbility of Temperament" answers the man.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

|"She quarrels because want her to low necled
gowns and highheeled shoes like Dote Powderag the
swell soubrette And one night when home late
after business engagement she dropped cold dill pickle
down my neck"
"Horrors!' says the judge. And he signs a decree.
Now, decree is permit to get license to marry
somebody else. And license is officially recognized bv
the police.
All of which goes to show that, although polygamy is
frowned upon and uxorcde is distinctly out of fashion,
progressive monogamy is strictly in STYLE
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

"No knocker is honest.
Being broke is a crime.
"My motto: Never cheat your
self.
False pride kills more men than
ware.
81 despise the average gambler;
he is no mans friend.
II believe in life as in cards; it
is all chance and cheat.
when riches forsake a man,
everybody discovers hi INTO be a
fool.
Il would walk a mile to shake
hands with an enemy; l may need
the enemy.
cart pays; gambling doesn't.
The young man who goes in for
gambling is an idiot"
NEW YORK, Nov. 10.-From the
haunts of gamblers to the proprie.
torship of a fashionable New York
art gallery is the latest step of the
notorious Pat Sheedy.
Sheedy is opening at 161 West
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

GO inch wi lie robe blanket flannel, in bourett
and stripes only, good line of colors suit
able for robes and gowns; regular price 35c;
27 inch cotton beige in shadow plalds and
checks, for la1ies and chidren's dresses; regu-
lar 10c; only, yard ....... ..............8ae
la very heavy twed cotton blanket in
tan, gray and white. extra good value at regu-
lar price, $685. special, pair .............$1.69
1O-4 size, In gray, tan and white cotton sheet
blanket regular S5c value Fac
large table of very desirable cotton rem
nants. Just half off marked price.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

S-12 all linen tablecloth, very neat patterns,
ready for use; regular $500 value; only .$2Aq
2Ox20 all linen napkins, neat floral patterns
regular $500 value; dozen ..............$160
22x44 bleached turkish towels, very heavy
double threat, the best regular $50 towel;
only .............. .........- .29c
The new shadow plaid wasting very beau
tifu goods for waist or suit. good wash material;
price, yard only ....."...........2 200
66xS0 very heavy, finished like wool and better
than a cheap wool blanket, comes in gray and
white only; colored borders: a very soft and
also pretty blanket; very cheap at.........$2.5o
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

Thirty-fourth st. picture shop
where he will put ON sale a truly
remarkable. collection of paintings.
This, he says, is the realization of
lifetime dream.
Among his canvases is a collec-
ton of old and modern paintings
which were assembled by Jack"
Carr, who recently died at Copen-
hagen. They were picked up all
over the world, Sheedy says there
is no doubt of the authenticity of
the titles.
Il have not reformed" said
Sheedy. Men do not change their
principles, though they may their
opinions. l do not have to pro-
claim my honesty. I am still "Pat'
Sheedy, and | have gone through
life looking for the best in what
might be termed bad people. and
not the bad in what might be
termed good people.
For 90 years l have hoped to
own an art gallery in New York
Now | have it, and I'm content"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

Now the pre- president and the
cashier of a looted Chicago bank
are in the penitentiary together to
stay unfortunately from one to
ten years. Here's modest little
bet that they don't stay the ten.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12
CARRIAGE WRAP.

A handsome carriage wrap for
visiting or receptions Is Of elephant
gray trimmed with sable. The gar
ment is three-quarter one, fash.
ioned from a supple cloth, built
with short WASTED girdle. This
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

Princeton astronomers declare
Mars is trying to signal us. Can't
the president spare Bill Taft for a
few days to answer the signals?
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

Chords will sing the pathetic bal
lad, Speak Kindly to Mother, the
Wash Was a Big One"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

]. M. Simpson addressed the
Economic club yesterday on "The
Theory of Government" He dealt
with the United tSates form Of
government from it's inception to
the present time.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-11-12

Eyes, mother; have a voice
just like a canary"
Yes; the neighDors say you
were webbing as you came home
this morning"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-13
GOOD FRIDAY
IN WALL STREET
For First Time in Many Years
Not AbServed as a
Holiday.
ATTENDANCE VERY SMALL.
Trading Was Light, but Prices EN-
crywherc Were Well Sus-
tanned.

New York, April l3.-For the first time
in many years Good Friday was not OBJ
served as holiday in New York today.
All the city departments were In opera
ton and the stock exchange also was
open for business as usual In both OF
these instances money was responsible for
the change In the city's tradition. The
city's corporation counsel having decided
that department heads had no power to
allow per diem men pay for time not
actually occupied In the city service, and
laborers requested that the usual holiday
be omitted Their request was granted
The governing board OF the stock ex'
change decided not to suspend operations
for the day because OF the unsettled con
ditlon Of the money market.
The attendance at the stock exchange at
the opening today was small and dealings
were Insignificant Efforts 20 put up
prices were hampcred by the steady sell
ing Of Consolidated Gas which declined
over points Nevertheless, few Sc
lected stocks made good progress up
wards particularly Reading, Union Pa
cihc Amalgamated Copper and Brooklyn
Transit Trading had dwlndled to nominal
proportions by II o'clock but the market
was wei sustained Pacific Coast gain,
ed ~, the second preferred "a and
Brooklyn Transit Is.
Amalgamated Copper made gain OF a
point Trading became practically stag
nant before noon.
Bonds were very dull and steady.
Prices were shaded after u o'clock. r,
& o. losing IA. the preferred improved
~. Pacific Coast I, and te second pre-
ferred "a.
There was a good rally In The late trad.
ing In which some OF the leading stocks
benefited largely, New York Central,
Union Pacific, Smelling and International
Pump rose a point to IA, Amalgamated
Copper Great Northern preferred II. and
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-13
SALT LAKE ROUTE
OPENS ON SUNDAY
Tickets Through to Los Angeles
Will be Sold Here For To.
morroW's Train.
AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Made to That Effect This Morning
Live Stock and Perishable
Goods Solicited.

After % days OF strenuosity the
blockade on the Salt Lake Route. &C.
casioned by washouts, will be raised on
Sunday. Tomorrow through tickets will
be sold at headquarters here and the
midnight train will go right through to
Los Angeles over the temporary repair
work through the Meadow Valley wash,
New.
Official notification Of this was re-
ceived by District Freight and Passen-
ger Agent j. l.. Moore this morning IN
the form OF a wire from his superior
officer, T. w. Gillett, which reads;
Line open Sunday, l have advised
all concerned to accept all freight, in
Guiding livestock and perishable."
Since March "a. when the big freshet
came rushing down the canyon, carry
Ing all before it, there have been trying
times for the maintenance and engineer
ing departments OF the Clark road.
Both Division superintendent Van
Housen and Engineer Brown have been
on the scene directing the army of men
engaged In driving piles. erecting crib
bling work and blasting material to
dump into the big gaps washed out by
the torrents. Twice after the work was
commenced heavy storms had the effect
OF WasHlus away more OF the grade
and some Of the repairs, but the men
kept on day ana night without stopping
except TO change the gangs.
Just how much this calamity has cost
the road viii perhaps never be re-
corded, hut II Is safe to say that 81 600. =
coo will not cover the losses in receipts
for freight and passengers and the cost
Of repairing the damage done. Whal
hurts most Is the damage to the repu-
tation Of the new line, which started
out under such happy auspices. The
opening of the line would have
been postponed another year had the
line been completed with steel bridges.
stone abutments and concrete culverts
In the first place as originally intended.
The wooden trestles were installed {.
save time, 1t heing the intention to sub
stitute steel after the road was com
pleted.
This will be done ultimately and then
the Salt Lake Route viii be second to
none. In the meantime there may not
be similar storm TO that of March "A
| for 20 years, as II Is over that period
since there was one Ike Il,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-13
DEPARTMENT OF MEDICINE.
University Regents Have Decided to
Create This Branch.

In order 10 secure recognition for the
work nov done IN physiology and other
branches Of medical training that are
general rather than directly profess
sIonal the University regents have de-
clded TO create a department of medi-
cine at the University.
The course will not materially change
under the new plans, and Prof. II. v.
Chamberlain will continue In charge of
The work having as assistants num-
Der Of Salt Lake physicians. The In
lenton is to allow n student working
for general A. b. degree to take some
work In medicine that VIII help him to
secure finishing course at technical
medical school,
courses in general law may be added
IN the near future for the same pur-
pose and TO take In the same scope.
About % students are registered under
PROT. Chamberlain for his work IN med
lclne despite the fact that this was the
nTst year the course was offered,
The University catalogue which will
ne issued IN about month viii be larg-
er ihan ever and will contain full de-
Srlptons Of the new work.
In organizing the different DEPART
ments Of the University Prof Byron
cummings has been designated as lean
OF The school Of Arts which includes
az The general culture courses OF the
University.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-13

ANOTHER PIPE DREAM.
Sheet Unreliable, Inaccurate and Mis-
leading as Usual.

To the Editor.
With his characteristic mania for
supplying his paper with unreliable, in
accurate and misleading Information,
the Tribune ogden correspondent has
half column of his pipe drem inter-
probation In that paper this morning
1t Is evident that his eyes ''Sere not in
good condition or he would readily
have seen that the great quantity OF
gravel" that has been hauled in" is
only what was removed in sinking the
ties into the ground and Will be replac-
ed or removed when the work is fin
ished.
Mr. Bamberger states that the Rio
Grande Railway company was never
the owner OF tie. rail or spike that
was used IN laying this track. II was
rails that were taken from ,ir. Bam-
berger's own track and replaced by the
new S. pound rails which have been
laid on the south end and will be laid
on the entire line. IL seems TO be in
the eyes of some people very serious
offence for the Rio Grande to have
hauled this material but perhaps II this
bright correspondent would investigate
further he would find that all the ma
teral did not come via that route
Mr.. Bamberger fights his own fights,
hlfes MS own men anu pays Tor tHeHb
too. The % teams were all Ogden
teams; the men were taken from his
own forces; the road IS his; the ma
terlal is his, and It is all paid for
There Is about as much reson to think
the Burlington intends to buy Mr.. Bam-
bergers road as there Is that Mr. Bam-
berger will buy the Burlington,
BY the way. Mr.. Tribune Man, the
Burlington has not reached ogden yet,
either.
ONE WHO HAS INVESTIGATED.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-13
ROAD TO SEARCHLIGHT.
Santa Fc VIII Construct the Line From
Marvel at Once.

Searchlight, New, April lit is
stated that a road will be built from
Marvel to Searchlght at once. The
board of directors Of the Santa Fe, as
reported by Supt. A. G. Wells, has
passed fayorably upon the proposition.
and articles of incorporation OF the
Searchlight and Northern Railroad
have been filed. Division Superin-
tendent John Denair is authority for
the statement that Santa Fe engi-
neers are preparing estimates OF the
cost OF construction Bright and
Drew, of Los Angeles also the Lantry-
sharpe Construction company OF Kan
sas city have representatives here
investigating conditions preparatory to
bidding ON the contract. The roadway
survey Is completed,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-13
SPIKE AND RAIL.

G. W. Hull. representative for the
Pennsylvania lines at Denver Is num-
bered among the visitors in town.
The big landslide at Tunnel II IN the
Tehachapi mountains, which has inter-
rupted through traffic on the Santa Fe
and Southern Pacific on the San Joa-
quln valley route for week, was
cleaned w yesterday.
A special car carrying twelve insane
su1llers from the Philippines accom-
panied by guards and doctors. passed
through ogden yesterday afternoon en-
route to the federal hospital at Wash
ingt0n.
Col I. \. Benton, general agent "
the passenger department OF the Den
yer g Rio Grande here, went down the
line this morning to meet Mai. Hooper,
who Is en- route To Los Angeles to at
tend the trans-contnental meeting.