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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-26

EVERYBODY CAN HAVE NICE HAIR
NOW, and you don't have to wait around
weeks and months for results either. You
will see Improvements from the very first
application.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

A Massachusetts, lawyer has a notorl
ously treacherous memory for detaila'
This falling occasionally leads him u
garhle Joke IN repeating IT, Recent
ly he met q friend. who, clapping him
upon the shoulder. said enthusiastically
y:
Well old man, this II fine day Tor
the race, isn't ltT'
why. what racer
"'rhe human race" said tho friend
and fled.
This was the first time the lawyer
had ever heard this very ancient joke,
SO he determined to get Il on ON the
next man he met--and he dId, in THIS
manner: M
Hello. Godfrey, isn't this iinc day
for the trot9"
"Trot--what trotY"
by gad." stammercd the lawyer,
II swear there was n JOKE there. but I
can't find II now !"-~Lipplneott's.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Professor Charles Eliot. Norton Of
Harvard has publicly announced that
he is in the noble company of those
who think the death Of persons in GER
tain physical and mental conditions
should be benevolently fastened. The
professor makes plenty Of reservations
and conditions, but one thing he lacks,
like all others who have expressed such
views-he does not tell us who is to
decide and in what way and under
what safeguards who shall and who
shall not be made way with. Herein
lies one objection to euthanasia which
seems to be insuperable.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

What do you think Of that noun
tain" said a member Of Congress with
the recent Taft party in the far East
to companion, who happened to be a
Western Senator of Massachusetts
birth. THAT" answered he, SIS the
mountain that was in my geography
when l was boy" What higher COM
pliment could be paid to an object by
a man who has seen most of the great
things in the world than to say that it
comes up to the expectations of the age
when the Imagination is strong?
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Hard boil twelve eggs, slice them
thin In rings IN the bottom of a large
haking-dish place a layer OF grated
bread crumbs, then one OF the eggs
cover with bits OF butter, and sprinkle
with pepper and salt. Continue thus to
blend these Ingredients until the dish
Is full; be sure. though. that the
crumbs cover the eggs upon top Over
the whole pour large teacupful OF
sweet cream. and brown nicely in a
moderately heated oven.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Her Little ar,s,aE.,

Excuse. madame" he said. but
ah--you remember. In the restaurant.
after the theatcr, the other night, you
were kind enough 70 notice me. /
hope | am not mistaken In supposlng
that your interest was--ah--not alto.
gether--"
"oh. no. not at all. remember
now. thought for moment that
you were the coachman my husband
discharged few weeks ago for try
ing to make love TO the cook. and
wondered how you could afford TO eat
in such an expensive place."--Denver
Post.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

The suhtreasury building In New
York Is already adorned With fine
statue OF Washington, who was arst
inaugurated as President in Federal
Hail, which stood ON that site, A
bronze tablet commemoratlng another
event Of historic interest has recently
been placed In the building, On Oct.
%, 17S7. In Federal Hall. the United
States sold to Manasseh Cutler and
Winthrop Sargent who represented
the Ohio Company Of Associates, a
tract OF land containing million and
half acres on the Ohio River, This
transaction followed the passage Of
the famous ordinance OF 1TS7. which
created the Territory Northwest Of
the Ohio River" and which Daniel
Webster ranked as second in import.
anee 70 the Declaration OF Independ,
ence. From that territory have been
made the great States OF Ohio, In.
diana, Illinois, Michigan and wiscon.
sin. The tablet was erected by the
"ohio Company of Associates or
ganization formed TO perpetuate the
memory OF the eighteenth century as.
sociation, The same society intends
also to place similar tablet In Bos,
ton, on the site Of the Bunch OF Grapes
Tavern. where the Ohio Company was
formed, another on the campus OF the
college at Marietta. Ohio. and possl.
bly, Others in the capitals Of each OF
the flve States which were a part OF
the old territory.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Cut a stale loaf Of bread into slices
about a quarter Of an inch thick III
vide these into pieces about two inches
long and one inch wide, and fry them
In hot butter or Noll till they are a
bright golden color. Spread little
thin mustard on each OF these pieces.
lay over that some good cheese. and
put them In quick oven til the cheese
is dissolved. Serve as hot ms possible.
Time, altogether, about half an hour
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

A large number OF eminent British
physicians and Psychologists have made
public protest against the small
amount OF sleep allowed to boys at
English secondary and higher schools.
They declare that minimum Of nine
hours Of unbroken rest In summer and
nine and a half in winter Is needed
by the average boy OF from Is to III.
whereas investigation has shown that
in the majority OF the schools the
sleeping hours range rrom eight to
eight and half hours. A great wrong,
say these medical authorities, Is In
fiicted on these boys, who leave school
poorly equipped for the struggles of
life both In body and In mind. The
trouble is due to insufficient reallza-
ton OF the scientific fact that children
and young people require sleep not
merely for the recuperation and main
tenance OF existing tissue, which Is the
important purposes OF growth and de-
velopment. Principals are anxious to
get results, and parents generally as
sumo that the former pay the neces-
sary attention to questions OF physical
and mental vigor as we'll as to schol-
arship and moral habits; In conse-
quence, a serious evil has been permit
ted TO grow up. 1t is interesting to
note that the practice OF the United
States Is relied on by the professors
to bring about the improvement de-
sired. In America, they say, the
proper amount OF sleep Is insisted on,
and care is taken to prevent disturb
ances and noise on the part of seniors
disposed to play tricks at the expense
Of the juniors The sleep question, as
some comments point out, Is really
much broader. At college undergrad
yates are reproached for taking too
many hours for rest and the virtue Of
doing without sleep is exploited by
thoughtless persons who forget that
there are considerable Individual differ
enees of sleep requirement even among
adults. We are told that this or that
great man - Humboldt, Napoleon,
Gladstone-managed to get along with
four or five hours sleep out of the
twenty-four, and imitation or emula-
ton Of these exemplars is regarded as
a noble practice, If not duty. The
Saturday Review assaiIs such busy
bodies" with justifiable ferocity and
tells them that they are blatant null
sances. "a Sleep" 1t goes on to say,
"of eight or nine hours after a reason
ably hard days work, and doze Of an
hour or so after waking in the
morning, with, perhaps, cup Of tea
Just before rising-lt is this kind Of
thing that makes life pleasing and
worthy" OF course, our Tory contem-
porary Is referring to the upper
classes" but those who cannot have
the extra doze and the tea between
can yet take to heart the observations
regarding the need and the virtue Of
sufficient sleep and the folly of apollo
gizing with q sense Of shame for fall
ing short of exalted standards.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
IT'S Moneys worth.

"DoughnutS," said the baker. "are
ten cents dozen and the crullers are
the same price"
II didn't know" said the customer,
"that there was any difference boz
tween doughuuts' and chuIlcrs.i /"
"oh' yes; crullers have holes In the
center, while the doughnuts----"
Gimme doughnuts. amt spend
In my good money for holes. Cath
ollie Standard aud Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

tail was twisted periodically and with
vigor, usually In the house ot represen,
tatives, though II is proper to observe
that the lion did not know It. But
twisting has gone into desuetude OF the
innocuOus variety, aud Fenlans no long.
er entertain the hope Of taking Toronto
or Quebec. Moreover. Il Is worthy OF
remark that the chain would he no
ohstructlon---the would be plenty OF
room between the forts. Canada has
better use for the money they would
cost.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
peaInsaa Cannon Re Cured

By local applications A. they cannot reach tho
diseased portion OF the ear, There IA only one
way 10 cure dealnees, aud that IL by consiitus
uonal remedies Deafness Ia caused by an In
famed condition Of the mucous liuink IT the
Ing. aud hen Ills entirely etoaed, deafness H.
The fuA ult, aud unless the Inflammation van 10
taken out and this tube Festated 90 ila noFmAl
nine cases out at ton are caused by CAiaFfh.
which IL nothing bus al tnnAned condition Ut
thr'fn ur0ua surfaces
We will give ono Hundred Dollars for any
caNe nt Deafness caused by eatArrhl that ekns
not be cured by Halls CataFfh cure, send for
circulars, free.
y. J. CHENEY 4 Co, Toledo, o,
Sold by Druggists, T5c.
Halls Family tilla are tho beat
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Cherry-Pine TrIae.

Line dish with thlnly sliced pine
apple; cover with sponge cakes, and
over same pour Juice Of the pine. Beat
up stifiiy the whites of three eggs, and
add dessertspoonful Of sugar. Heap
unevenly over the sponge cake, and
garnlsh the dish literally with stewed
cherries. Serve with ereunl or Gus.
tard.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Beat the yolks of three eggs llgh.
with one and a half cups Of sugar, add
the beaten whites of the eggs then a
cup OF scaldlug water havorlng To
taste, and, lastly, one and a quarter
cups OF -four sifted with one Nud half
teaspoonfuls Of baking powder More
flour may be added II necessary, but
the batter should be thinner than for
ordinary cake, Have the pans well
creased, aud the oven hot Fifteen
minutes should suffice To bake the cakes
In layer tins. They are good with
cream tlling and chocolate frostlng.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Remove the seeds from six large
green peppers and one red pepper and
chop fine. Mix with finely minced
head of cabbage, to which add little
less than quarter cup Of salt. full
cupful OF sugar, two tablespoonfuls OF
mustard seed, and cider vinegar enough
TO cover the mixture. Stir thoroughly
and bottle. This will be found an ex.
cellent addition to meat or fish
course.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
sauce.

Cream together one cup Of sugar and
one-half cup Of butter; add the juice
and grated rind of one lemon, one egg
well beaten and one teaspoon grated
nutmeg. Set the dish containing mix
ture in a pan Of hot water, add one.
half cup boiling water and stir five
minutes. Serve hot.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
slrange TO the Country.

Farmer Skinner (who takes in sum.
ncr boardersl-"I wuz jest a.readin'
about that Callforny wizard. Burbank.
an bgosh, he kin cert'nly do wonders
In growln strange kinds Nv veger.
tlbles."
The Bravest Boarder-"Has he sue.
ceeded In producing canless peas or un.
preserved tomatoesf'--Puck.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Has surpassed all other medicines. In merit,
sales and cures.
Its success. great as IL has been, has Ap.
parcntly only Just begun.
IL received more testimonials In the last two
years than any previous two-ovor to.o0O,
IL has the abiding confidence Of the people
the strongest proof Of Iss unequaled worth.
II purihes the blood. cures all blood dis.
eases, all humors and all erup,ons.
II strengthens the stomach. creates an
appetite aud builds up the whole system.
Il cures that tired feeling and makes the
weak strong.
Ia usual LIQUID. or in new tablet form,
100 Doses Ono Dollar
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
snow Balls,

Beat the whites Of four eggs. Mix
one cup Of cream, two tablespoons Of
sugar, a teaspoon of baking powder and
-four to make batter, and add the
whites Of the eggs. Fill buttered cups
two-thirds full of the mixture, and
bake In hot oven.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Breakfast PuRs.

Boil a pint Of milk with quarter of
pound of butter. Stir In thrce-quar-
ters of a pound OF -four and let cool.
Beat the whites and yolks Of five eggs
separately and add. Fill creased cups
half full Of the batter. and bake in n
quick oven. Turn out on hot plate
and sprinkle with sugar.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Filling.

Boil one cup OF sugar with four Ia
blespoonfuls OF water To syrup, or
until II will Feather" from the spoon /;
have the white Of the egg beaten to a
stiff froth, and pour over 1t the boiling
syrup. stirring all the time. To this
add one-half cup of ratsins, chopped
fine, and one-half cup OF nut-meats,
likewise chopped. Spread between lay.
ers and on top
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Butter Cakes,

Beat thoroughly one teaspoon Of soda
with one and one-half plnts OF sour
milk. Beat the yolks of three eggs
and add to the milk, then stir in the
flour and little salt, making the but.
ter of the consistency of cake. Then
beat the whites to a stiff froth, fold in,
not thoroughly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Prof. Newton may argue in favor of
putting the helpless to death, but 1t viii
be difficult to convince the world that
old age, disease, and helplessness are
offenses against society. Would Proh
Norton kill his father for any such rea-
sons?
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Possibly Canada will not be satisfied
until a chain Of forts stretches along
her southern border from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. This in spite of the
fact that the United States has not the
remotest intention Of invading. In the
days of the late lamented "RicheIieu,"
otherwise known as Robinson, the lions
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

The corridor carriage and the Pull
man car, the growing hugeness of the
ocean steamer, have helped to melt the
lonely iceberg OF British exclusiveness.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Complaint is made that English ships
are carrying dried beef to Porto Rico
because there are no American ships to
do 1t. However, the gentlemen who
complain are at liberty to build all the
ships they think they could use
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

A doctor is said to have permitted
consumption to get the better Of him
go that he might study It AS the ex-
perieuce killed him, there is some curl
Osity as to what he intends to do with
the knowledge acquired.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Putting Down Profanity.

Eighteen thousand members of a
Roman Catholic society, called the Holy
Name Society, marched through Brook
lyn's streets recently, banded together
to put an end to blasphemy and pro-
family. r.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
nn,nrsn rrInnd..

Mayme-Fred says when We are mar
ried can have everything | want.
Edyth-Poor fellow lie IN eyidently
up against nm awful deluSlon.
Mayme~- Why what do you mean1
Edyth--IIe lInaglnes you have money.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
WnshIng GInases.

Glasses that have been used for mill;
should always be rinsed in cold water
before being washed. The immediate
use Of hot water would make them dull
and cloudy looking.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Ching ching.

Fill glass two-thirds full Of shaved
ice; add three or four Jumps Of sugar,
the juice Of Il large orange and few
drops each Of essence of cloves and
peppermint.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

In quoting scripture as an authority
against the giving of passes, the Penn
sylvania officials appear to have over
looked how often the Bible says; ~And
1t came to pass"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

One hundred thousand dollar salar-
les are very scarce at the present time.
This may be the reason why some peo-
pie think there Is going TO be a panic.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

''Can wrong be done on the plea that
1t will end in rightT' asks John D.
Rockefeller. Jr. 1t can. 1t is. And
1t is possible to give names IL neces-
Rary
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Granting. for the sake OF the argu-
ment that copious Indulgence In wine
viii prevent appendicitis, the same may
be said OF strychnine.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

The Cars compliments TO President
Roosevelt, and he would respectfully
suggest that race suicide is not mark
er to race homicide.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Bourke Cochran says no man with
$10.G00,000 can be put In Jail. Such
declarations as this will not be likely
TO stop the mad rush for money.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Mr.. Carnegie is going to write the
history of his life. The book will have
large circulation II he places a copy
of 1t in each OF his Libraries.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Anyhow, II is kindly impulse that
leads people TO make plea OF insanity
on behalf OF Rojestvensky,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Paying $4,000 for carnatlon beats
the Dutch, whose leading tulip enthu-
siast paid $4,000 fiorlns for single
bulb.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

A new substitute for tobacco Is re-
ported to have been found. This will
not, however. be interesting to cigar
cite smokers.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

A man never knows how small his
house is until the baby screams all
night, nor how large 1t is until the
baby is dead.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Apparently the railways viii have
a chance to charge few fat fines
against their rebate accounts.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Prosperity is SO ahounding that the
dearth Of teachers for the rural
schools continues.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
Topics of
the Times

"He that hath thriNen may lie TIN q"
but he ought to tell the truth the rest
OF the day.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

II Mrs. Astor keeps ON pairing down
the -Four Hundred she may soon be
heard murmuring. I'VE are seven"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

tumors to form on the brain, produce
ing insanity and death. Not only
those who contract the poison suffer,
but unless the virus is driven from
the blood the awful taint is handed
down to offspring, and they are its
innocent victims. Blood Poison is in
deed "black flag" Mercury and
Potash, so often used, never can cure
the trouble. These minerals merely
drive the symptoms away for awhile
and shut the disease up in the system,
and when they are left off 1t returns
worse than before. This treatment
not only fails to cure Llood poison
but eats out the delicate lining OF the
stomach and bowels, produces chron
quently causes mercurial rheumati.
S. S. S., the great vegetable medicine,
goes down to the very root OF the tror
a,yo.--, II g AIo q q 4
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30
BLOOD POISON n Is ~ +,

The black flag emblem is hosted
army the gone forth quarter be given
ng must be destroyed Helpless and children oppos
ing soldiers meet the fate and trail of desoaon suffering
death Is left behind Contagious Blood Poison black
disease This
OF all human Affections oveowing crushing
life 1t is peer persons; pure
innonty the disease Is
circulation the hdeous hateful and humg
and the sufferer feels that his oug
Usually the first sign Of the disease little ulcer
mouth and throat ue the glands the groins breaks
out the body the hair and eyebrows
cred with spots pusur s worst
the causes
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-03-30

Several years ago had blood poiaon
and my hosh was In an awful Condition.
Great sores would break out and moth
ing put on them would do any good.
NY hair and eyebrows fell out and L waa
fright" My mouth was so acre i
had to live on milk and water. j took
mercury for q long time and instead OF
getting bettor / continued to grow
worse ana my arms and hands became
solid aoroB. My legs were drawn no i
could not walk and felt that my time.
was short here IL did not get soine re-
LIEF began to use your s.. s.. Is. and it
helped mo from the start. After taking
1t awhile the sores all healed, my rheu-
matism was cured and to-day am n
strong, well man. It got ali the merI
curry out or my system and it cured me
Evansville, Ind. No. eli Mnry st.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-11-13
HEARST'S DEFEAT
A PARTY VICTORY
GILLESPIE OF TEXAS THINKS
ROAD is CLEAR TO BRYAN FOR
THE PRESIDENTIAL NoMlNA-
TON IN 1908.

WASHINGTON, November 1..-tSpeeial9-
81 regard the elections in New York as a
democratic victory" said Representative
Gillespie of Texas tonight. Mr.. Hearst
he continued was defeated because of
his personality, and not because the vot-
ers objected To the New York state plat
form. The election CT Air. Hughes by a
reduced republican majority and the cleo
ton of democrats to all the other Of
fees on the ticket is in my opinion dis
tinct refutation of republican men and
measures. Mr.. Hearst gathered about MIN
the masses of discout snt. and believe his
defeat eliminates him from the presiden-
tial contest two years hence. 1t seems to
me now that Mr.. Bryan has a clear road
to the presidential nomination two years
hence.
I'm my opinion the issue of 1908 will be
the trusts and the tariff. The railroad rate
law was step in the right direction, but
that is not all. The big trusts like the
Standard Oil and steel rust and similar
combinations must be reached and should
be reached by the administration If it Is
sincere in its trust crusade The trust
question will neYor be spttled as long as
only smaller combinations are sought and
the larger ones ignored. Government own
ership will only become an issue when
It is demonstrated that the trusts can be
reached In no other way. s