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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21
Three exceptionally bright young

Three exceptionally bright young
men are after the position of chief
clerk of the house. Adolph johnson,
who for two terms was our first
assistant, is making an aggressive
fight, while Johnnie Jones, whose
resonant voice can yet be heard
echoing in the halls of the capitol,
as a result of his long years as read
ing clerk, has a laudable ambition,
and young newspaper man who
reported several sessions of the leg
islature, Archie Vernon, has an
nounced himself as a candidate. Any
one of these three boys would add
glory to the desk and the members
of the house will have some trouble
picking the right man from the
bunch.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

Homemade mince pies ever day
at Mrs. Brooke's. Also mince meat
for sale. 14-4t.
Miss Mabel R. Larson will do
shampooing the balance of the week
at Andersen's studio.
DR.. w. A. Brand attended a re-
union of his old University medical
class at Minneapolis Saturday even
ing.
At the Methodist church next Sun
day morning DR.. Givler will preach
the annual temperance sermon. The
choir under the direction of Miss
Newsalt will give some special
musical numbers. A cordial invi-
tation is extended to the public.
G. E. Norton and family leave this
week for southern California. They
will visit various places in that sec
ton of the state with the view of
finding a satisfactory location for
their future residence. Mr. Norton
and family have been very agree
able neighbors and acquaintance
during their short residence in Red
wood Falls and their departure will
be greatly regretted in fraternity
and other circles.
Mr.. Earl Lee and Miss Nora Trade
well, the latter we'll and favorably
known in Redwood Falls, were united
in marriage Wednesday morning at
10 o'clock at the Tradewell home in
Echo. The wedding was a quiet
affair with but relatives in attend
ance. After the ceremony the young
couple departed for Lincoln, Neb.,
where Mr.. Lee has a remunerative
position in large furniture estab-
On Wednesday evening DR.. Givler
will lecture in the Methodist church
on William the Silent. So far as we
know this character has not been
treated on the lecture platform, tho
his work and influence are among
the greatest epochs in the history
of the world and it is doubtful
whether American institutions could
have been what they are without
him, who more than any man of his
time prepared the way for civil
liberty and religious freedom. There
will no charge for admission and
the public is hereby cordially in
vited to attend. A free will offering
will be taken at the close for par
sonage improvements. Lecture at 8
p. m.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

Wolfgang Schmid of Springf
and Col. A. ]. Weldon of Waba
were transacting business in R
wood Falls last Friday.
The Methodist aid society \
serve their regular monthly sup,
Friday evening of this week in
dining room of the church. A
dial invitation is extended to all.
H. V. Peterson, travelling pass
ger agent of the Minneapolis &
Louis, was in Redwood Falls !
Friday, booming business for
line in connection with the foot-l
game.
Mr.. Chinaman and his laundry I
fit departed for Marshall last W
and F. w. Manthey of the ste
laundry has the unique record
being the person who was able to
a Chinaman in the laundry busin
Chas. H. Beer returned Stature
evening from a deer hunting expt
ton in northern Minnesota.
Mrs. D. L. Bigham returned he
from three weeks visit with
daughters in St. Paul Saturday ev
ing.
Alex. Johnson, the cement 81
walk superintendent, left Thurso
for a visit to his old home in Sv
den.
Mrs. E. A. Lyman, Sr., left y
terday morning for northern Min
sofa, where she will spend seve
weeks.
All parties indebted to Lauterb;
brothers are requested to call
their old stand (Schulte Bros.)
settle as soon as possible.
Mrs. C. T. Ward lost purse
tanning a sum Of money Monday
ternoon. Finder will be reward
by returning same to Mrs. Ward.
December Nth the ladies of
Presbyterian church will hold a
of kitchen and fancy aprons
other articles suitable for holie-
gifts. Dinner and supper will
served in the church dining roc
in connection with sale.
A delightful entertainment will
given in the opera house on
evening of Dec. 18th by the pu
of Miss Givler, assisted by OF
young people of the town.
program will consist Of fancy dr.
recitations and little play, NAL
up an evening Of rare enjoyment
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21
GOODBYE.

Owing to the duties required of
me in the office of secretary of state
after Jan. LIST, my interest in the
plant of THE REDWOOD GAZETTE has
been transferred to my senior part
ner, Mr.. James Aiken, who assumes
control of the paper commencing on
Dec. LIST next.
1t is with a feeling of reluctance
and deep regret that this decision
has been reached. For fourteen
years and four months l have been
at the editorial helm of the paper1
and to sever that connection is al
most like parent parting with his
child. 1t is not only severing those
relations, but it is also the severing
of the weekly talks to 1000 sub
scrioers, many of whom are my
nearest and dearest friends.
THE GAZETTE is to continue in its
onward and upward course. The
field is to be broadened and en-
larged. New blood is to be injected,
and under the careful, watchful and
urgent eye of our senior partner, it
will continue to hold its place among
the first weeklies in the state.
For Mr.. Aiken | bespeak the
warmest consideration and support.
Under him commenced my career
in the art preservative, and during
the last IL years we have been joint
companions in work of building
up a great newspaper plant, of
building up city and county, and
that journey has been made jointly
without single serious jar or dis
agreement. The GAzETTE's best
interests was our only discussion.
Redwood Falls and Redwood coun-
ty will be my home during my Off
cial career, and my friends here will
be my best friends until time for
us shall be no MORE" and to all of
them | can but say: ''Auf Wieder-
sehn." JULIUS A. SCHMAHL.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

Even as popular a candidate as
Clarence c.. Dinehart met with oppo-
sition in.his home county, and it is
but fair to say that of all the
candidates he was probably the most
popular at home. When Clarence
performed a duty-that of working
for the head of his ticket-the Demo-
Gratis in Murray county lined up
practically solid against him, to-
gether with few so-called Republi-
cans who always vote for the Demo-
cratic head. You can't blame the
Democrats for their vote. We
rather like them. We certainly adj
mire them. They believe in their
party and they always vote their
ticket straight, and then fool a
whole lot of Republicans to vote for
the head of their ticket. When Re
publican voters become as consistent
as our good Democratic friends
there will be no more surprises in
Minnesota.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

President Roosevelt visited the
big ditch down at Panama during
the past week, and while he was
there the dirt was made to fly in a
strenuous manner. The President
must be retained in office until the
ditch gets so near completion that
it's interruption will not be endan-
gered by railroad influence now en-
gagged in tricky attempting to pre-
vent the canal construction.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

The testimonial to Gov. johnson
by St. Peter citizens and admiring
friends, at St. Peter last Wednesday
evening, was a magnificent tribute
to the personality of the chief
executive of the state. The heavy
snow of Tuesday afternoon made St.
Peter streets rather sloppy for the
occasion, and a number of the Wis
itors were more or less troubled
over keeping on their feet, as a
result, but nevertheless the affair
was a whirlwind of success.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

Secretary of State-elect Schmahl
announces the appointment of Hon.
James A. Larson of Walnut Grove
as assistant secretary of state, and
Edward Parrish of St. Paul, Ramsey
county, as his chief clerk. Miss Jen-
ME M. Bixby, at present stenograph-
er in the office, will be retained.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

Col. Thos. Shevlin's dinner to the
Hennepin delegation after the Du-
luth convention cost the Republican
candidate for governor 10000 votes,
and Tom was glad of it, because he
voted for and wanted johnson
elected. But the worst of it all was
that the innocent party, A. L. Cole,
who has been fighter of the lum-
Der trespassers, suffered for the
break.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21
GOOD MORNING.

1t is always good morning in The
GAZETTE family. It's members have
their faces to the ascending sun of
progress. Men may come and men
may go, but the old home paper
goes on forever, or as long as it
continues to fulfill it's mission of
supplying it's readers with home
news.
Pilot Schmahl has been promoted.
After Dec. LIST there will be another
man at the wheel, whose chief claim
to public confidence is that after
more than 26 years connection with
THE GAZETTE, and association with
Pilot Schmahl for more than half
that time, he ought to know how to
steer the craft and have a sense of
the responsibilities of the position.
At this time his only pledge is to
endeavor to keep The GAZETTE as
near the head of the line as his
ability and means will permit.
Good morning, Mr.. Secretary of
State. Good-bye-God be with you
is as good as auf wiedersehen, but
THE GAZETTE will compromise on
good morning. You can play in our
yard any old time, and always find
a place for the gingery product of
your typewriter on The GAZETTE
copy hook.
Take keer of yerself, Julius.
The marble halls of the new CAPT.
tol are said to be rocky in spots, and
the open season for lobbyists and
freaks will be on about
the time you get the office running.
But, as old Tut puts it, you are not
afraid of the cars, and we won't
be uneasy about you.
Alloy, shipmate! Full speed on!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

The Second district turned down
McCleary and in 1903 Mr.. Ham,
mond will return to the voters and
say that lone good turn deserves
another" and expect a reelection
on that claim. There will certainly
be something doing in the district
when the Republican nominee is
known.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

1t has been suggested that the
Republican party, in order to get
right, ought to go back couple of
years, renominate and elect Bob
Dunn, who was so grievously
wronged on election day.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21
Alloy, shipmate! Full speed on!

And that reminds us that both
Aiken & Schmahl want to clear up
THE GAZETTE accounts as soon after
Dec. LIST as possible. If patrons and
subscribers will only act on this hint,
all will be well. Please do it now.
Call at the captains office and get
what's coming to you and pay what S
coming to AIKEN & SCHMAHL.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

James J. Hill and Jadam Bede are
in favor of Canadian prosperity. So
are we if we can have square deal
to all.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

Larger contracts at minimum rate OF 10
cents per inch each insertion. Rates for
preferred position, metal base electros or
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21
To Cure a Cold In One Day.

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets
| Druggists refund money if it fails to cure
=. W. GROVES signature is on each box. 25
22t-52c.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21

Average weekly circulation, 1,6OOcopies.
For convenience, full year of SO weeks
will be allowed at so insertions. thus:
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-11-21
ADVERTISING RATES,

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Twenty incnes or more, per inch 15c.
Discounts will be allowed on contracts for
advertising running continuously:
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
MARSHAL SoULT.
English Views OF the Famou. Lieu
tenant Of Napoleon.

when | hal Soult Ms my opponent
| could eat. drink and amuse myself
without fear OF being surprised. II
was not that be failed 10 be a great
commander. lie was wonderful In his
way; he knew how TO collect 100000
men at fixed point on fixed date
but when he had collected them he
never knew the least in the world
what to do with them" sa,.l-t.i-
SO said Wellington. and on this oc.
caslon he actually ate Soult's dinner.
which was IN course OF preparation for
him. But. though the capture Of the
French marshal seemed inevitable. he
was already beyond the tolls, having
by supreme effort extrlcated himself
from perils as fearful as ever bcset a
general"
II was a masterly retreat. and
throughout II he was not only watch.
Ing for the best advantages 10 be
gained, but testing the spirit OF his
men. His hand was almost on their
pulses, his eye was ever watchful. and
suddenly. by stroke almost theatrical
In It's effect. be drew up the troops.
10000 In number. on the position he
had occupied two months before az
the battle Of Braga." thus rouslng the
spirits OF his soldiers.
He continued the retreat. facing ev.
cry difficulty Of country and weather.
but never deferred, aud lnally crossed
the Cavado "in full tine, logtbe 49,
Il'h guns We're thundering on ne
''rl' ~ -lr...
lie bad lost about 5000 men: ne had
entered Portugal with dfty.olght pieces
pt artillery be returned without "a
gun. - Colonel J. Hamburg Williams
d V. o. c. NJ. g.. Ia Blackwood's Mag.
mine
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
Humble Pie.

The term humble pie originally car
rled no opprobrlum with H. IL was a
pie made out OF the ''humbles" or
''numbles." from the Norman French
''nombrils"-I. e. the entralls OF a deer.
To this day II Is highly esteemed In
Scotland and In northern parts OF Eng
land. So late as the time OF Pepys
tumble pie" was served as part OF the
menu OF gentleman's table on an ex.
traordlnary occasion. Some writers
derive the contumellous use OF the
phrase ito eat humble pie" from an al
legged custom OF serving umble pie be-
low the salt. or az the second table.
But this is not supported by authority.
II more probably came into use simply
through the similarity OF sound' there
being mol similarity OF meaning what.
ever between the noun umblcs or mum
bles md the adjective humble.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

! IN weak persons bleeding m m. mo-.
y frequently hurtful and sbopll a..
stopped without delay. MS copfrnral
hemorhage may prove fotol ~ NV,
lectpd. '"'"' Ut neg
Those who suffer from noorno.
blood or anaemn and are so,n 80, OF
se'1eh win violent nosebleedIng sboulI
"'O.u as i'r as possible anything which
may tend 20 bring Il on. Gentle ever.
clse only should be taken. AS vlolen,
. noaily movements may provoke \ rene.
u'loh OF the hemorrhacc. Even RIM
mug downstairs hastily should h.
avoided Bleeding at the nose h psn
my sign that something * vror,
WIN the system. The cause sbouJ h
possible be discovered and stems takon
TO remove g. ''@'H
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
THE MOTORISTS JOYS.
A Tribute co the Beauty aud che de-
lights of the Road.

To 'see life steadily and see II
whole" was Matthew Arnold's ethlca
aspiration. That Is how the motorlst
sees the land he travcrses. His teach
or is the road. A road Is the most In
terest!ng aud instructive thing on
earth. II Is the chain that binds a
country together: II Is the artery along
which the llfeblood of a people Aows
II Is the story OF their past. the exhibit
ton Of their present, the prsage OF
their future; II Is the book OF human.
lily, with a picture and a story aud a
lesson on every page. The history OF
Rome Is In her roads. Once know and
love the road aud you can tolerate no
other transit Too fast7 Read tbs
wonderful poem w. +. Henley wrote
after friends motor car had revealed
England to him:
Speed and the range OF Gods skies.
Distances. changes. surprises:
Speed and the hug OF Gods winds.
Beautiful whimsical. wonderful.
Read the whole OF this ''imperishable
poem" as william Archer calls Il II
had the privilege OF giving II 10 the
public. and never talk to me again OF
"golng too fast 10 see anything" IL
Is just because we 20 fast that we see
everything Henry Norman, NJ. T., In
scribnera ~-il 49, =. TIA,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

An OLA Little Essay ON the sssjscs
OF uresthfns.

Everything on. In aud under the earth
breathes- animals. minerals, vegeta'
bles. etc. The tides are caused by the
breathing OF the earth itself This old
globe must take two long breaths a
day, each inspiration requiring six
hours and each expiration the same
period OF time. II Mother Earth did
not breathe she would in all probabili-
~ "bus," ard blow up. When she
brea,hcs too hard ns II In n panic. or
because OF some geological excitement.
she cracks the ground and we have the
earthquake. Her ordinary respiratory
movement merely expands and con
tracts the water volume
slngularly enough. air IL the most Inn
portant element provided by nature
A man can live forty.tive days without
food. several days without water aud
about three or four minutes without
air. Take away his lungs. as by pneu-
monla, aud death IL as certain as sin.
Does the heart beat make the cIrcuia.
ton OF the blood or does the circula-
ton make the heart beatf What
causes breathlngY Does breathing
make the heart beat! Does breathing
make the circulation Important. vi.
tally Important. arc these questions.
You may remove a mans liver. kid.
neys. stomach, intestlnes; you may sew.
er arteries and veins; you may even
stab him through the heart or with
draw his brains. and he will still live.
but take away his lungs aud he Is
dead. The lungs are the life.-New
York Press.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
"sur,I,nI OF m. rl,.-..

In Ireland from time Im,no,,.-,
mn sailiua'es Tor political honors b,vc
, ,iaa 20 cope not only with Irish bruins
Out with The noble Irish OAK IN ~
, Iu"l'e OF shilIaIah. a fact which m
.unl'naies rrmIn'sccnce Of c,Ir,,,.
, ,ou,.l I'D b'ackwood's Magazine WHOM
,,.I ~ visited Ireland an elertr,r
- 49, "1'"ay was pending The king M
Pulleu or Galway gentleman 49,.
g',nls up 10 Dublin TO attend M. le,ao
turned. '''''iy DE r.
tleman. ''' 'le gen
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
THE NAMES HE USED.
They Helped Ca sell the Wonderful
Works OF whistler.

Though the peculiar nomenclature
Whistler adopted Tor the output OF his
brush and needle Inevitably In II.
novelty excited rldIcule and censure
and was surely adopted. Just as his hlr.
sutial orltiamO was carefully cultlvat.
ed, malaly ms an advertisement 10 at.
tract the custom Of the lrgter after art
novelties aud art bargains even as his
wand and dat JGnmed bat were as.
sumed 20 mark him out TO "the man In
the street" there Is no little 10 be said
In favor OF such nomenclature by those
who recognize the sisterhood OF the
various fine arts. whstler's early DAYS
were passed In an atmosphere OF music.
and. apart from the masterful craving
Of erratlc genius for novelty and his
appreciation on reaching manhood and
looking forth on the world OF the value
OF new processes In systematic self al.
vertislng. IL was therefore not unnatu.
raj that he should use musical termi-
nology In giving titles 10 the output OF
his work IN graphic art WIZ should
he not speak Of that wors az sym.
phonles or harmonles Ia white. IN
green. IN blue. in gray or what notY
Why should the word arrangement"
be confined 20 musical notesf Is not
what is perhaps his masterpiece his
mothers portrait really aud truly. rs
children say an "urroaeemcnt" M
plaek md gray (Fiilans
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
A Ruskin Remedy.

A letter written hy the late John
Ruskln TO Sir oliver Lodge says: as 70
stin impossible % get into any human
haad at your universities that the eco
-.e crisis is because people will dig
no - the ground aud build iron.
iron on. %oi Faisins corn anu VIZ
clads. lnstea " Nh7'o heeus 'ns'A
and giving them Ia ,mo l,.ua ''Ws
That Is the one ID. y 20 teacl
equals four that have " AZ
These twenty years-the thin " a.,
others ladisputable and needf,
no mortal yet has taken NJ the wo.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

Ine Huns r.aH crown the ROYAL bead.
U.s. . worn 90 their accession by an ill.,
austrian cunerois. is thc Identical ~,
l'"ir i'r stephen nuI Used bv him n,
''-. % DDS coronation. uorc than
~ cars ago. % IS ct pure gohi and
"e- niue mars. and six opnc.s
,.'lut fourteen pounds avolr,lup,i.,
10 o. adorned with 80 sapphlres IN
ru''r' emerald anl a3s pearls bu,
no diamonds. 10 being o. notion Of the
toyaI stephen that diamonds were un-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
nrIef Mcmillan

Reporter-Now that have described
your dress and those OF your maids
the house decorations and the presents
what shall say OF the bridegroom
when we print the account OF the wed.
dlngy
Bride Elect-well. suppose his pams
must go In. You might say that he
wa, was among those woman's
Home Companion.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

hardy-She may be- well educated
- you say but she uses very slnruIs-
expressions. Tardy She doesY H..
uy-les. Yesterday. for instance ~.
spoke OF a musical concert IT,, sue
W asnt That correcty Hardy-Certaln.
y not II wasn't necessary 10 sar
musicaI IN speaking OF a concer,
concert must be- musical TardvN
Must Ell; Well. I've been TO soma
that were not. =" sumo
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

Is not sweeter than Thelma. the
new pefume. A delightful odor. del
icate yet permanent. Thelms Is be-
coming the favorits among people Of
refinement everywhere. Call and
test II at our store. We are glad to
show IL because IL makes friends for
itself and us. NJ. n. James.
III Leading Druggist.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

mere are scme men" said Iie chron.
&c kicker. whom good fortune seems
to follow always"
mink you're wrong" replied the
nappy hustler. You viii find good
fortune meets them: It doesn't follow
ihem."-Phlladelphia Press ''''"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

Intelllsence has Just reached me-
. oesnn Mr. Blodgcr as be sat down 10
ihank goodness II II has AZ Iast,r
exclaimed Mrs. BlOdger. and the food
was partaken Of 10 silence
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
Force of Hab,,

one time jail reporter was sent n
, nport wedding. He began his report
me condemned man ate a bear.v
Tribune. '0asO
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

Yes picked up his book last night
Anu never budged our of my chair
uh'll o'clock this morning"
goolnes.. Was @ that Interestingly
no. but : didn't wake no until that
time. Philadelphia Press
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12
Favorite Musical In.,rum.,,.

The burglars. the lutte: the scoId.s
me harp; the aurists. the drum. tbo
card nend's' the trumpet: the apotbe.
sary's' the viol; the mathematielan's.
the triangle Life ''1H .
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

want u 10 bc saIl % me by those
WHO know ue best that have alwavs
iue'el thistle and planted a flower
h is place wherever flower Womb
erow-Ahraham Lincoln
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

Acre once meant any field. II is
Jun used with this significance BY the
Ss.mans' who speak OF Gods acre. al.
sding TO the cemetery.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-04-12

cots OF people who blast Or their blue
. rio'l are really color blind New Yorl,