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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-29

You must, some time, try to open
the shell Of a fresh water mussel or a
sea clam. You Will find one the size
OF your hand has great strength. al.
though both his muscles may not be
larger than those OF one OF your fin
gers. have often seen boy pick up
mussel and insert his fingers before
the shell was quite closed, thinking he
would open 1t again. Few boys can
succeed. They usually have hard pull
Ing to get their fingers free. A big
mussei can bite hard. Were 1t not
that the edge OF the SHE'LL IN big speci.
mems, is smooth and thick. a boy might
get his fingers cut to the bone. = st.
Nicholas. 2
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-29
Pernetanl moon.

One Of the oddities Of our system Of
reckoning time Is exemplsned In the
question as to what time the north
pole keeps In theory all places on one
meridian Of longitude keep the same
dime: therefore the north pole. being
the central point OF Ill meridians. must
necessarily have all times. Should the
pole ever become habitable the resi-
dent would be able to have day or
night at any hour dn theory by elect
ing to take his time from a meridian
10 correspond. should such an une1-
pected event ever occur there would
havs to be made some rad dtnstmsat OF
& pspoG1 Rn1s0 q Rookenan9 tzsl
49, 60 1A
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-29
Free Homes

Are practically things of the past, but
good homesteads may be had by buy.
ing some homesteader's rights and i'm
provements. Homes can be secured in
this way within ten or twenty miles of
railroad at prices ranging from 800 to
$500.
Decided lands are from 81 to sl5 per
acre. Farm lands SIS to 825 per acre.
For further information call on, or
write to the ,.
HAPPY HOME REAL ESTATE
AGENCY, Pierre. s. d.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-29
For Sale.

Fourteen cows will be sold at prices
from $50 to $40. -Four fresh; eight
give milk until spring. Call at my
yards on Coteau street, rear of Schubert
block. w. A. CONNER.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-29

For Sale aJu yearlings and two
year old steers, 100 head Of heifegs, 10
head Of dyy cows 70 10 delivered
ya1Alk j DsWA NNlnaR 11inD
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

The first musicale of the season of the
Washington Saengerbund occurred at the
club house on c street last night, and the
program offered by the musical director,
Mr. Henry Xander. was one of the most
enjoyable ever presented.
1t opened with two choruses by the band,
(a), "Deutsches Lied by Weinzieri; C)
"Dahem,' by Kuhnhold; mezzo-soprano
solo, 80 Milo Fernando from La Favor
ita," by DoniZetti:' as encore. che Years
at the Spring" by Mrs. II. A. A. Beach,
Mrs. Annie Lillebridge Goodhue: cello solo.
"Andante." by Goltermann as encore.
"Tarantelle," by Pepper. and Schubert's
Cradle Song. Ernest Lent; piano solos (a).
"Berceuse;" (b) "Poonaise' in fiat, by
Chopin; encore. "Valse," by Chopin, Mr..
S. Monroe Fabian; soprano solos (a),
"Nymphes ct Sylvans." by Benberg; Cd
"a Madrigal," by Harris; encore. THY
Beaming Eyes" by Mcdowell. Miss RENE
Harden-Hicizey; flute solo. phantasy, DE
Schonsten Augen,'' by Hummer; encore,
"Sheperds Morning Song" by Fahrbach,
Henry Jaeger.
Mr.. John Waldman. the new president,
made his first public appearance as such
and was well received.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
ORPHAN ASYLUM BENEFIT.
Preparations Made by Catholic
KNIGHTS of America


Preparations are being made by commit
tees of the Catholic knights of America
for the annual reception and entertainment
under the auspices of that organization for
the benefit of ST. Josephs Male Orphan
Asylum, Thanksgiving. November 20 next.
pleting the details Of the affairs. 1t is
stated that this yearly pound party" as
1t has been popularity known, provides in a
large measure the funds necessary to con-
duct this orphan asylum, where about $50
children find shelter. The following consti-
tute the committees:
Executive-Edw. ]. Hannah, president:
M. A. Mess, vice president; Jno. A. Madi-
gan, secretary; n. A Shea, treasurer; NJ.
a. keane, chairman donation committee.
observation-disclosures William H. .DeLacy
and DR.. A. D. Wilkinson.
PreSs-Dr. A. D. Wilkinson, Judge Will
liam H. DeLacy, B. Frank Saul and Oscar
LucIlett.
Decorations+P. ]. Nee and John Rud-
den.
Door-L. B. Cook and John T. Hannah.
Hat Box-James w. Considine, John FL
bert and Martin Lynch.
Master of ceremonies. J. H. Buscher;
floor manager, DR.. A. D. Wilkinson; assist
Saul and Jno. T. Callaghan.
Reception committee, Edw. ]. Hannah,
George R. Repett, William Mcguire, Will
liam F. Hart, John Shughrue and John
Lynch.
The supper table will be in charge of
Mrs. William A. Schwinge and Mrs. John
B. Coppes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
CONFEDERATE VETERANS.
Grand Camp to Meet in Roanoke, Va,
Wednesday Next.

The grand camp of Confederate Veterans
Of Virginia has arranged to hold its an
nual encampment at Roanoke, Va, this
week, commencing Wednesday morning
next and continuing until Friday night. 1t
is understood number of matters of in
terest to the ex-confederate soldiers will
come up for action and officers for the
coming year will be elected
The grand camp of the Sons of Confed-
crate Veterans will hold its reunion at
Roanoke at the same time and the occa-
sion will be made a gala event in the Vir-
ginia city. number of balls and other So
cial events are being arranged for the en-
tertainment of the visiting veterans and
Sons of Veterans, and the sponsors and
maids of honor who will represent the
camps from the various sections of the
state will come in for a large number of
social courtesies.
The sessions of the grand camp will be
attended by a number of delegates from
this city and several members of the local
camp of Confederate Veterans will go to
Roanoke to take part in the festivities.
The occasion will be most interesting one
to all confederate organizations in this sec
ton Of the country.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
Deaths in the District.

Deaths were reported to the health Of
fee during the past forty eight hours as
follows:
Virginia Maus. SO years. Methodist
Home, 9th and NJ streets northwest
James Carr. 81 years, 725 NJ street north
west.
Israel Forster. 60 years. 351 Van street
southwest
Nuna Holloway, 40 years, Gal Desmore
court southwest
Harriet Mcpherson. 50 years, AL Tenn
pie court southwest.
Rose Young, 80 years, S14 Berry street
northwest.
Berton W. Potter, "a years, 154a 9th
street northwest
Put Ratanayapti, SO years, Arlington
Hotel.
Henrietta Jackson. % years. 500 o street.
William Carter. "a years, 1927 seth
street northwest.
Wesley Dorsey. IL years. 1112 23d street
northwest
Hilda Fryer, 3 years, 832 NJ street south
east
Fannie NJ. Lucas. years, 1881 18th street
northwest
John E. Carroll, 2 years. 219 BIZ street
southwest
Margaret. L. Winters, o days, $40 e
street northwest.
Taylor Coleman, 40 years, 1924 Wilt
berger street northwest.
Martin ]. Hollohan, AZ years, George
town University.
Thomas Jackson, % years. 637 l. street
northwest.
Hattie Fillmore "a years 1927 4th street
northwest
Robert A. Inscoe, 80 years, $40 22d
street northwest.
William H. Stewart, 4S years. II Goat
alley northwest.
Florence E. Benjamin, "a years, 100 C
street northeast
John Collins. Ga years. George Washing
ton University Hospital.
Geneva Walker, "a years, 1889 II street
northeast.
Edmond Hanley, "a years, United States
Soldiers Home. District of Columbia.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
Hotel Arrivals.

New Willard-J. E. Dixon, New York
Louis Weis, Milwaukee, Wis: H. Gauscher
New York; John R. Taylor, New York; w.
w. Smith, New York; c. F. Brooke, An
sonia, Conn.
Raleigh. ]. Cosgrove, Scranton, Pa.
Jno. P. Dunn, Los Angeles, Cal; r. "
Turner, Fredericksburg, Va; J. r. Stauf-
fer, Scottdale Pa; VIM. Burd San Fran
cisco, Cal.
Shoreham-H. S. Bakatel, New York
Geo. ]. Stegmaier, Wilkesbarre. Pa; H. S.
Graham. New York; w. G. Wilson, New
York; J. S. Perkins and Mrs. Perkins, Chi
cago.
Arington-D. Gallery, Montreal, Canada
A. G. Atherton, Chicago: c. B. Robinson
Ottawa. Canada; w. d. Stannard, Chicago
A. G. Robinson, New York; ]. L. Payne
Ottawa, Canada.
Ebbitt-F. H. Clark, U. S. N; A. NJ. An
drews, Showano, Wis; Geo. w. Head and
Mrs. Head, Brooklyn, N. Y; A. Gaffney
U. S. N. S. K. Smith. Baltimore.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
House and Contents DESTROYED.

AS result of fire early yesterday
morning at Falls Church. Va. the residence
OF Mr.. Irving Murray was burned to the
ground and everything in the house was
lost. Mr.. Murray. his wife and two child
rem were asleep and were awakened by the
smoke about O'clock and found the house
ablaze All OF the family succeeded in get
ting out uninjured.
1t is stated by Mr.. Murray that he retired
saturday night about o'clock and left an
oil stove burning down stairs. 1t is under
stood that the house was partly insured,
but there was none on the furniture cloth
ing and other articles destroyed
The family are staying temporarily in
the home of neghbor until other arrange
ments can be made.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

preached on "A Willing Spirit" taking his
text from Second Corinthians, wifi xii
For If there be first q willing mind II Is
accepted according to that a hath"
Dr. Hall used many illustrations to show
that Willingness to do. In Gods sight. is as
good as done, and he declared that one OF
the bright and hopeful promises of the
umes Is the fact that so many men of all
classes are gathered together in Y. NJ. c. A.
work and in Sunday schools, studying the
word OF God.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
Walter L. Price of Mount Airy. N. c., and
Julia b. Martin of Richmond, Va.
Bernard r. Tolson and Kathryn L. Guest.
Joseph Williams and Eliza A. Allen.
Albert Harper and Alena. Johnson.
G.. Leonard Williams and Grace M. Evans.
Fritz Lis and Catrine Seflner.
George w. Haaer and Bessie ]. Williams.
Frank w. Kern and Marion H. Booth
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
Address by Mr.. Downey.

Arrangements have been made to have
Mr.. William f. Downey deliver address
at a temperance meeting to be held this
evening In Stanley Hall, Soldiers Home,
under the auspices of Perseverance Lodge,
Good Templars
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
Arrival Of Capt. q. G. McAlexander

Capt Ulysses G. McAlexander, 18th In
fantry, has reported in Washington from
Manila and been assigned to duty in the
third section of the general staff. AT Manila
he was aid to Maj. Gen. Weston, command
err of the Department of the Luzon, and re-
ports that Gen. Weston has completely re-
covered his health and Is doing very Wed
IN his new command.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

James Scott and Jeanette johnson.
Archie NJ. Patton and Robbie Jane Kerns
both Of Stafford county, Va.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Our Flag" Chapter, D. A R., met at the
home Of the regent Friday afternoon.
Among those who responded to the roll
call were Mrs. T. A. Broadus, Mrs. Harry
Semmes, Mrs John Richie, Mrs. William
V. Cox, Mrs. George Drewry, the Misses
Polkinhorn, Misses Emery, Duncanson and
Ramsey. Responses were made by giving
a patriotic incident or sentiment generally
with reference to the flag.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Miss Olivia Kramer and Mr.. Herbert T.
October 20, in Baltimore, by the Rev. Page
Milburn, pastor of the Guilford Avenue M.
E. Church. Mr.. and Mrs. Lipp left i'm
mediateIy for a visit in New York city.
They will be at home after November 10 at
1924 14th street northwest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Mrs. E. w. Pierce and daughter, Florence
of Philadelphia, Pa, are guests of Mr. and
Mrs. I. A. Pierce of Bunkerhill road, Brent
wood, Md.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Willingness the Keynote of Sermon.
At the First Congregational Church yes
terday morning Rev. Charles Hall Everest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Miss M. v. Buckley and Miss A. Cornell
have returned to the city after a stay of
several weeks in st. Louis as guests of
Representative and Mrs. ]. 7. Hunt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Mrs. s. B. Craig has leased her P street
residence and has taken apartment in
THE Mississippi 1895 w street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Mrs. Thomas w. Symons will Introduce
her daughter, Miss Margaretta Symons, at
tea on Monday the 10th of December.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

The Austrian ambassador and Baroness!
Hengelmuller left Lenox Saturday on theil
way to this city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Mr.. and Mrs. William E. mckinney have
returned from their country home in Vir-
ginia and a pleasant trip to Cape May, and
are now residing at 1888 l street northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew B. Graham hav
closed their country home Fort Richard
son." Va, and with their family are oc
cupying their residence in 10Th street
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Baum have moved
to 1852 18th street northwest, where they
will be glad to see their friends.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22
THE WORLD OF SOCIETY
MRS. HEARST WILL REMAIN
ABROAD SOME TIME.
An Asheville Wedding Of Interest
Here-Coming- Party
Personal Notes.

Mrs. Phoebe Hearst has, 1t Is said,
planned to keep a Paris residence for the
next two years. The New York World says
that ''she has occupied herself entirely
with the marriage of her young protege.
Miss Antonio Cistue. whose wedding to NJ.
Dacquin, a newspaper correspondent, has
just taken place.
THE bride Is a daughter of a Spanish
friend of Mrs. Hearst who superintendent
the shopping for the trousseau and had her
apartment magnificently decorated for the
ceremony. 1t was very quiet affair, with
only friends and relatives present. Her
Royal Highness the Infanta Eulalia, was
at the wedding breakfast.
Aside from this an automobile trip has
been Mrs. Hearst's only attempt at en-
tertaining. She likes Paris and may re-
call her to America
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Baum and Miss Ida
Baum are located at the Cheltenham, 11O6
U street northwest.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Baum have moved
to 1852 18th street northwest, where they
will be glad to see their friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Z. MCKINNEY have
returned from their country home in Vir-
glnia and a pleasant trip to Cape May, and
are now residing at 1888 l street northwest.
Miss M. V. Buckley and Miss A. Cornell
have returned to the city after a stay of
several weeks in st. Louis as guests OF
Representative and Mrs. ]. 7. Hunt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

Mr.. and Mrs. H. Baum and Miss Ida
Baum are located a the Cheltenham, 1905
U street northwest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

On October 81, at noon, Miss Agnes Car
lyle Bryant daughter of Capt. Herbert
Bryant of Alexandria, and Lieut.. John
Downs Of the United States navy. will be
married. Miss Ruth Bryant will be maid
of honor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-22

The marriage Saturday last at Asheville,
N. c., of Miss Helen Doyle and Mr.. Joseph
B. A. Bennett was one of the prettiest of
the season in that locality. 1t took place
at the residence of the brides mother Mrs.
A. B. Doyle, formerly of this city. DR.. r.
r. Swope of All Souls Church, Baltimore,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
SENSIBLE REVIVAL
Doctrine That is Being Preached By
Best People Of Bennington.

There are all kinds OF revivals, re
Iigious, moral and temperance, but to-
day one chief interest seems TO be in a
revival for good health, and it seems
to be the Mona doctrine that has the
most adherents in Bennington. Wipe
out indigestion and stomach troubles
by using Mona tablets and most 0
the misery and i'll health would be
blotted out of existence.
Indigestion and stomach weakness
cause headache, backsche, nervous
ness, debility, sleeplessness, pains in
the side and limbs, poor appetite and
a general unhealthy state. Take one
little Mona tablet before each mea
for few days and you will soon find
that life is filed with JOY and health,
that eating is a pleasure and food does
not cause distress and that your dig
estive organs have become so streng.
thened that you can almost be credited
with the digestion OF an ostrich.
A large box of Mona stomach tab
lets is sold for SOC by VIM L. Gokay
and It is so successful and reliable in
curing Indigestion and stomach troub-
les, with the exception Of cancer of the
stomach, that he sells it under an alb
soute guarantee that the money will
be refunded unless it does all that is
claimed for it.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
SEPTEMBER STAKES.
sheepshead Hay Feature Easily Cap
tured by NeRIOn, Second Choice.


tured by NeaIon, second Choice.
NEW YORK, Sept. IL Nealon, sec.
ond choice, easily won the September
stakes, one mile and three furlongs, at
Sheepshead Bay, defeating the heavily
played fayorlte, Running Water with
Tangle third.
Miller on the fayorlte made claim
Of foul against the winner. hut II was
not allowed. Running Water made the
pace TO the fur turn. where Dugan
sent Nealon up on the rail and took
the lead, winning easily by one aud
half lengths
Kentucky Beau, backed down from
q 10 10 ]. made a runaway race OF
the Waldorf stakes, six furlongs. He
went 10 the front In the first quarter
and won by three lengths. Kennyetto.
fayorlte won the Bellies stakes hand
Ily by three-quarters OF length from
the second choice, Clare Russell. Two
favorites won. Summaries;
First Race. They're ON, first; Frank
Lord, second; Mntia. third.
Second Race -kenneyetto, first:
Clare Russell. second. Glamor third.
Third Race Kentucky Beau. first;
McCarter second; Convllle third.
Fourth Race Nenlon, first: Running
Water second; Tangle. third.
Fifth Race. Hot Teddy, first; Glover
Crest. second; Jocund. third.
EINfI nu.. IluNmuu frat
Orly H., second: Luckeit third.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
HEARST CHOSEN
CONTINUED from First Page)

square deal. l congratulate this con
yentlon on giving the people the first
square deal they have had In years
Il have said that ! am an optlmlst
and that believe that the American
people. under the guidance Of the Al
mighty, will solve all their problems
for their own benefit and for the bcnc-
nc OF all humanity.
IL am more hopeful tonight than ever
before. l believe we have begun wen
our great work and that the solution or
all our difficulties lies within the able
minds and loyal hearts OF typical
American citizens Ike yourselves
With the nominating OF a full ticket
the convention adjourned. and the
LOCO delegates and their alternates
xglll return TO their homes IN all parts
OF the state.
The greatest enthusiasm prevailed
throughout all the sessions. In the
assemblage one OF the most remarkable
tributes ever paid TO a leader was ac.
corded 10 william Randolph Hearst
Mr. CHAMBER. named for lieutenant
governor, Is brother Of former Con
gresham william Astor Chanler and
OF former Assemblyman Robert W.
CHAMBER. lie Is son OF the late Con
gresham Winthrop Chanler and a
great grandson OF the original John ia
cob Aston. lie has been active In the
local politics OF his county.
Mr.. Whalen. the choice for secretary
OF state. Is a national organizer Of the
Tobacco Workers International union
and president OF Rochester local union
No %. lie Is the first past grand
knight Of the Knights Of Columbus Of
the state OF New York. lie has long
been identified with the trade union
movement and Is native aud lifelong
resident OF Rochester.
Dr. Auel OF Buffalo. FOR comptroller.
was the founder Of the German hospl-
tai In that city and Is a well known
physician lie Is a native OF Germa-
ny. born In 1863. but coming Ia this
country when nineteen years old. lie
Is graduate of the Buffalo Medical
college lie has been active Ia the
Democratic party In Buffalo. but has
never held public Office.
Mr. Fuller. FOR state treasurer. Is
president Of the New York state
grange He is n farmer. resident In
The town of Philadelphia. jefferson
county. He Is known as mn lndepend
ent Democrat.
Mr. Getman. for state engineer and
surveyor. Is chief engineer Of the ltha
ca city water board. lie Is a civil en
ginecr. graduated from Cornell Ia 1893
lie Is an independent Republican.
Mr. Ford, named for attorney gencr
al. Is Il former state Senator. hut known
perhaps rs the sponsor OF the present
special franchise tax net and supporter
Of the several rapid transit bills pro
posed to protect New York city's inter
csts IN the subway. lie is classed as
an Independent Republican and has
been especially active In the organiza
ton Of the Independence league.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13

BAR HARBOR, Me. sept ~. -
Crews OF bluelackets from eight Unit
ed States battlcships took part In a
cutter race here FOR the Battenberg
cup which was offered last year by
the crews OF the cruiser squadron OF
the English navy. commanded by
Prince Louis of llattcnberg. The crew
from the Illinois won the race In n
close contest with the Missouri crew.
the two cutters being only half a length
apart az the finish
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
Tnst TIme az s,rncuse.

SYRACUSE. y. y, Sept l3.-The
Grand circuit races at the State Fair
grounds were characterized by some
notable turf work which stirred the
enthusiasm Of record breaking crowd
20 a high pitch. Before the races prop
cr W l.. Snow drove Aliens Roy TO
beat 2:iG pacing. He did Il In 2:09i4.
The second quarter In 0.29ia was re-
markable. showing the condition OF the
track
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13

LOUISVILLE. Ky. Sept. IL. bryan
day at Douglas park was the occasion
~ some spirited racing. IN which the
feature went 10 John l.. Inglis. backed
from . To to 10 ). The bay colt
made every post winning one. Colo
iel Jim Douglas took the place from
Colonel Bartlett without any trouble.
Sister Huffman and Mamie Algol We're
De- only winning favorites.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
The Indifferent FeIIo,r.

HE Is the most Indifferent man."
Said Bangs. 81 ever knew.
How often l have heard him say.
4 don't care IL | do
-PhIladeIphla Press.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
He Had Tried IL.

"Old Mr. Selfmade seems to have
such ready wit"
"Yes; sort OF rough and ready, you
might say."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
His First Thought.

The Valet-There is bad news. me
lud. hear her ladyship has eloped.
His Lordship-Did she-aw take her
bank New York Press.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
Mere Matter of Tyne.

He 1otted down a slSit or two
Called 'Stories That Are Told"
The printer played him low down. HI
Set 'Storles That Are Old"
Chicago Record Herald
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
Too PnrndnxicnI.

The man who likes these wintrv Gays
When winds are chill and grln.
Oersteps his meaning In his pra Sc
When calling them hot stun
--fuIRp
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
Noncommittnl.

"Tell me-" he pleaded, would you
marry me If | were rich?"
How rlch?' she evasively answered
New York Herald.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-13
A,CrueI Nnrse.

Mr.. De Fashion-Why did you dis.
charge that nurse girl?
Mrs DE Fashion-She kicked poor
little Fido just for biting the baby.