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The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24
Afflicted With Rheumatism

was and am yet afflicted with
rheumatism, says Mr.. j. C. Bayne,
editor of the Herald. Addington, In
dian Territory, but thanks to Cham
beIlain' 8 Pain Balm am able to once
more attend to business. 1t is the
best of liniments. - If troubled with
rheumatism give Pain Balm a trial
and you are certain to be mole than
pleased with the prompt relief which
1t affords. One application relieves
the pain. For sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

Eczema, letter, Salt Rheum, Itch,
Bing Worm. Herpes, Barbers'
Itch
All OF these diseases are attended
by intense itching. which is almost
instantly relieved by applying Cham
berlain Salve and by its continued
use permanent cure may be effected.
1t has, In fact. cured many cases
that had resisted all other treatment.
Price, 25 cents per box. For sale by
all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

Recently while in gleeful mood
Nine. Calve was heard to say: Sure
Mike Pm from Missouri! Twenty
three You skidoo" The proficiency
gained by some of these foreigners in
acquiring refined English is truly re-
markable
A New York minister expects the
astronomers. to locate heaven as soon
as more powerful telescopes have been
| constructed. If this should come to
pass we might next see science after
more powerful x rays for work in the
other direction.
In letter to friend Mrs Alice
Lee Iongworth wrote: ''Nick is
quite tame, and eats from my hand
like an ANGEL That is indeed en-
couraging. She may yet be able to
teach him to jump through a hoop
and walk on his hind legs.
A Pennsylvania man has sued res.
enuhdhl hOOpCl DOSduoC hO oniy
eight oysters in u 25-cent stew. If he
should ever attend church fair and
find but the one customary bivalvular
hoater in the broth ne would no doubt
kick over the table and leave the room
in state of quite observable dis
pleasure.
1t is gratifying in the extreme to
learn that the plans Of the Chicago
boys who were coming west to fight
Indians in an automobile we're
thwarted. 1t would have been taking
an unfair advantage of our red men
who would have nothing faster than
ponies upon which to attempt to escape
from the bloodthirsty destroyers.
Somebody's talking of me tonight,
And somebody's going to scold.
And somebody's going to lay in my
hand
A pile of bright silver or gold,
For my ears have been burning like
flaps of FIRE,
They are hot as the desert sand,
And 1 cannot allay the itch of my nose
| Nor the itch in the palm of my hand
Sunday morning services were re-
] Gently opened in a church in Utah
with this yell:
"Who, who, who are WEI
We're the Methodists of Salt Lake CT
Are we Mormonsa No soir-eel g.
Meth o-d-i-s-t."
No "rah 'rahl' was added at the
close. The proceeding was raw
enough without it.
If old King Winter fingers in the lap
of fair Queen Spring
She ought to swat him with her
dainty fist.
But she's of gentle nature, and the ten
er-hearted thing
May be content to slap him on the
wrist.
We're she more independent, more
strong minded, as 1t we're,
And not so goshamighty shy and
modest
She's sure be justified il with a foot
attached to her
She'd kick him where the trousers
are the broadest.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

A dollar saved is a dollar made.
Save the dollar by buying berth In
the new Pullman tourist sleeper to
Denver on Rio Grande train No. 8.
Train leaves Glenwood 9:s7 p. m.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

The Denver and Rio Grande operates
through Pullman tourist sleepers from
Glenwood Springs to Los Angeles and
San Francisco every day without
change of cars.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24
JINCLES AND JESTS
JAM ES
BARTON
ADAM B
HIRE A HALL
copvRionr
1905 ~
Lee NANNY

built propogating knowledge
to from of wagging tongue,
filling spllirg
wordy information the bung
wisdoms extensive brain comprehensive
really believe know it ALL
Do not all nhbos with ocac when
daily chance meet them; hire hall.
If the wolves of and grf
murky ski
If and the
it you re down and fear you rise,
Do
to private parties Of fall.
Do not policeman your story
n a speech nj hire
And Coming gfroma sono
may impertnent to that
Should not tire yourself sailing round the neighbrhoo detailing
every ''they bit of gossip false true;
Be
upon a neighbor you may make call,
peddle it around, hire hall
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

Home rule is all right; provided she
doesn't become too tyranical in her
rule. Sabe?
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

Did you ever hear of an old bachelor
being accused of lea ding double life
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

The treasury department has ruled
that roulette wheel is not a toy.
But it's play thing, just the same
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

"Do babies sleep enough 2" asks the
London Lancet. Yes-in daytime.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

, See Colorado Midland agent for
cheap rates to California and North
west.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

The Panama canal commissi on is
charged with paying Al cents a pound
for limberger cheese. 1t is probable
that something that would kill the
disease germs in the isthmian air had
to be secured at any cost
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

A Pennsylvania woman died upor
discovering that her hair was turning
gray. More sensible women simply
dye.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

Home rule is all right; provided she
doesn't become too tyranical in her
rule. Sabe?
The treasury department has ruled
that roulette wheel is not toy.
But it's play thing, just the same.
A Pennsylvania woman died upon
discovering that her hair was turning
gray. More sensible women simply
dye
A London paper prints list of
titled young fellows available for
American heiress use. Prices made
known on application.
State Senator McLaurin of Missis-
sippi would make lynching no murder
Simply niggerslaughter, as it were,
punishable. as {. slight misdemeanor.
A. st. Paul man named Rattz com
mitted suicide with gun rather than
give the newspaper humorists
whack at him by using Rough on
Rattz
None of the mentioned presidential
possibilities can make good. None of
them was ever born in log cabin and
rocked to sleep in infancy in sugar
trough.
Instead of acting upon the advice of
their scientific men to diet to increase
their stature, large number Of Japs
have come west to grow up with the
country.
1t is probable that the man who
delivers the longest prayer at the
Wednesday evening prayer meeting
cuts it the shortest in the privacy of
his home closet.
Joseph Medill Patterson says you
feel socialism" when you have it in
your system. Perhaps this may be
what is affecting US at times when we
think we are bilious
A Westerner who committed big
amy declares that he was in a trance
when he married his second wife.
And perhaps in'a hypnotic state when
he married the first one.
1t is announced that the United
States has sent 79O. 900, 900 cigarettes to
China during the past year. 1t would
seem that the missionaries are work
ing at the wrong end of the line.
1t is probable that since entering
upon the golden honeymoon path Con
gresham Longworth's smile utilities
all of the trackage, =. room from his
mouth clear over to point near the
| back of his neck.
The Panama canal commissi on is
charged with paying Al cents pound
for limberger cheese. 1t is probable
that something that would kill the
disease germs in the isthmian air had
to be secured at any cost.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

A London paper prints a list of
titled young fellows available for
American heiress use. Prices made
known on application.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

1t is probable that since entering
upon the golden honeymoon path Con-
gresham Longworth's smile utilities
all of the trackage.n room from his
mouth clear over to point near the
back of his neck.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

State Senator McLaurin of Missis
sippi would make lynching no murder
Simply niggerslaughter, as it were
punishable. as a slight misdemeanor.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

A. st. Paul man named Rattz com
mitted suicide with a gun rather than
give the newspaper humorists a
whack at him by using Rough on
Rattz.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-24

1t is announced that the United
States has sent 72O, 900, 900 cigarettes to
China during the past year. 1t would
seem that the missionaries are work
ing at the wrong end of the line.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07

There is a hint of much joy for childish readers in the dedication of Miss Beulah Marie Dix's new story "Merrylips'' It reads: "To every little girl who has wished for an hour to be little boy this story is dedicated by her friend the au- thor" The story is in fact that of a It, tie girl of Cavalier family who is conn pelled by the perilous circumstances of those times to masquerade as boy and take part in battles and other exciting adventures before she finally finds safe ty. The book is illustrated by Frank E. Merrill.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07
coRoNERs HAVE DIFFICULTIES
People Make All Sorts of Strange Re-
 quests Concerning Dead.

New York-Some queer things come to the coroners' office. Letters are received from all parts of the country, usually asking for information concerning missing persons or property that has been taken from bodies.
 Not long ago a man wrote from Eng land asking If signet ring had been re- covered from the body of suicide. It took a lot of searching to locate the ring, for the suicide had occurred two years previously. and in the course of a year an enormous amount of property aecumu- lates.
 A woman out in California begged that the body of a man which had been found in the East river and which she said was that of her husband, be sent to her. She said that she was too poor to pay the eX- pense as her husband had deserted her and she had all she could uo to earn her own living.
 It is the property clerk who has to do with the pathetic end of the office, how ever. It is not infrequent to see a gray haired, grief-stricken mother enter the room in search of the few bedragged be- longings of a daughter who took the river route to the surcease of her troubles.
 Such a woman entered the office the other day. She had a sweet, motherly face and eyes full of care and sorrow. Her clothes were inexpensive but neat.
 With trembling hand she opened a little black reticue and drew out a crumpled
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07

newspaper clipping. It was a common story of a common occurrence.
 The body of the girl had been dragged a few days previously from the river, and after lying in the morgue, had beeh buried in the potters field. The news paper item had been copied by a weekly paper in an upstate village. The old mother had read it and had come to claim all that was left
 She took the battered valise that the girl had left on the pier and opened it there in the coroners' office. Among the few shabby articles it contained was an old picture of herself-a picture very diff ferent from the wrnkled sad face of the woman in the room. The old woman kissed the picture with wild affection and sank into a chair completely overcome.
 All the articles that go to the cproners' office are locked up in a big safe All but a few These are the bottles of poison of the suicides.
 These are kept on a shelf in one cor ner of the room There is a pencil-scrib- bled label attached to each bottle. It Is d brief comment upon the passing of the de- ceased. When the shelf gets crowded with bottles some are destroyed, but the shelf is never empty.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07

is not afraid of anything or anybody; he will not take a bribe or an office he says what he pleases; he makes friends or enemies alike of politicians and pa- triots, and he has raised the value of the Jorna1 do Commerico that, as owner of the largest number of shares, he IS today a rich man.
 Ernesto Senna, Rodrigues right-hand man, is a born newspaper man in love with his work. What he doesn't know or can't find out about Brizil isn't worth knowing; he is an unpublished Brazilian Encyclopedia. From the moment l met him I became a Brazilian. He spoke to me in Portuguese, and l spoke to him in Spanish of kindergarten French, but it made no difference; we were both Amerl- cans. and made a common language for ourselves. Senna was one of the last to shake hands in farewell with old Dom
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07

Under the somewhat noncommittal title, "Tuberculosis: It's Origin and Extinc- tion," comes a little book from the Mac milan company which contains some startling ideas. It's author, Dr. W. Pick cit Turner an English physician. has made an exhaustive study of the causes, origin and treatment of tuberculosis, and has arrived at conclusions radically op- posed to the general medical belief of the way. Revolutionary as is Dr. Turner's theory of the cause of tuberculosis, It IS supported by a chain of argument which makes it worthy of the most respectful consideration
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07
Kick from the lsthmus.
m the Colon Independent.

From the Colon Independent.
 Front street is in a terrible mess. Traf- fc is entirely suspended from one end to the other. oliVar street is little better and in fact. the whole town Is worse than any one could possibly believe with out seeing it. Governor Magoon and Chief Engineer Stevens ought to dome now They as resident commissioners would perhaps learn something 10 their advan- tage; or, if not to theirs, at least to ours They might see how the wretchedness of Colon has been aggravated and increased under their management until it has be- come a disgrace to American civilization. Nothing like it could be found elsewhers within the control of Uncle Sam. We hear of .'the white mans burden" Colon is a specimen of the manner in which that burden has not been worthily borne. Who is to blame?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07

George Ade has written about the Col lege Widow and graduates of Harvard and Yale have written their recollections of college life, but up to the present time we have lacked full and interesting ac- counts of the chloride college. At last they have appeared in "Recollections of A Gold Cure Graduate" by Newton New
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07

Pedro II when, in 1889, that Emperor was quietly shipped from the landing stage of Fifteenth of November Square to his homeless wanderings about Europe. Senna has seen revolutions come and go; he has recorded the changes from the monarchy to the republic, from slavery and aris- tocraey to an elective democracy, and he has watched the gradual awakening of the new Brazil. He can tell many de- lightful stores of old Rio, but is enthus- iastic over the modcrnization.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07


 week or so since G. P. Putnam's sons published Edwin Munroe Bacon's
 Ine Connecticut River" Close upon the heels or that volume the same firm will prlng out Archer B. Hulbert's "The Ohio River Both books are included in tbe
 Historic Rivers Series" (Putnam) a group or works that does good service not merely because it satisfies curiosity put because 1t keeps alive the romantic ana historic past by associating with a local environment the events that beIonr to It, and by so making everything man sees from his own doorway an excitement to ms imagination and his patriotism.
 ne 'ohlo river has been the scene of many important historical transactiors, about 1t cluster all kinds of traditions and legendary lore. MT. Hulbert's handsome ana beautifully illustrated volume will at tenu to the aspects of the Ohio river sug- gested above, and will include also de- scriptions of the picturesque scenery o, this historic waterway.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07
No Cause for Sadness.

From the Detroit Free Press.
 "Why are you so sad?" asked Barnes Former.
 Eve been thinking of my mother" re- piled Harrington Boothby. "She has of ten told me it would break her heart if ever became an actor"
 Cheer up, then, my boy. Her white hairs will never be brought in sorrow to the grave
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07
Journalists of Rio de Janeiro.

Albert Hale, in the Reader.
 pr. Jose Carlos Rodrigues, editor of the Jornal do Commerico, is wonder he has been political fighter and an exile, q correspondent of many papers from many countries, and he knows national as we'll as international politics thoroughly He
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07

For years Haydn's "Dictionary of bates mas come to the rescue of all whom treacherous memory has set adrltt on sea of forgetfulness Da1es are dry matters, but we all must have more more or less to do with them Here In .nis , Eoiuhe, now reprinted revised and brought up to date they will be found in generous quantity and affixed to incl dents that appertain to them The book IS really skeleton history of the world rom the earliest times to the spring of 1906. In 1t the reader will find dates of remarkable occurrences, dates of the foundaton, laws and governments of countrles-dates, in short, of all transac- tons that have any importance in the worlds story
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07
May Come in Time.

From the Atlanta Constitution.
 'Hwats' the matter with restoring the old Anglo-Saxon way of spelling "hwich" "hwile' we arc about it? That's the way we pronounce them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-10-07
True Bill.

From Brooklyn Life
 Man wants but little here below "Yes, but he wants that little long ard
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-11-05

actual del demandado, procede que
por la Corte Sc ordene Sc libre la CT
taci6n correspondence para ser pu-
blicada por edictos, de acuerdo con
los artfcu1os o4y o5 del Codlgo de
Enjuiciamiento Civil.
Y Sc notifca 4 usted que de no
comparecer a contestar dicha deman-
da dentro de los diez dfas despues de
notifcado, 81 la notification Sc hiciera
en- el Distrito y dentro de los veinte
dfas 81 Sc hiciera fuera del Distrito,
pero en- la Isla de Puerto Rico y den
tro de los cuarenta d1as 81 Sc hielera
en- otra parte, Ia demandante podra
solicitar de la Corte, sea concedido 10
pedido en- la demanda.
El abogado de la parte demandan-
te, Ell Lcdo. Jose c. Rodriguez Cebo
Hero.
Exterdida bajo mi frma en- Guaya
ma, P. r. 20 de Octubre de 1906
E. S. Mestre, Secretario de Ia Corte
Municipal de Guayama. 5
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-11-05

PoR CUANTO, habiendo presentado
Ell abogado don Emigdio S. Ginorio
una moci6n q nombre de Francisco
Perez y Perez, para que Sc declare
su favor ell dominic de la siguiente
fnca:
"Urbana: casa, terrera, de MADEIRA,
en- nal estado, con SD solar, radicada
en- la Gale de Dos Hermanos" del
barrio de Sarturce de esta ciudad,
compuesto el solar de 9 metros de
frente por rs metres so centfmetros
de fondo, en- 1indes por la derecha,
entrando con casa de Antonio Rosse-
ll6; por la izquierda, con Luis Orcasi-
tas; por el frente, la referida callc,
que esta al Oeste, y por ell fondo s
sea Ell Este, terrenos de Barbara Fer
nandez de Latimer.
PoR TANTo y habiendose ordenado
por el Honorable Pedro de Aldrey,
Juez de la Primera Seccion de esta
Corte Sc publique la pretension por
tres veces en- IN periodico de los de
mayor circulation de los que Sc edi-
tan en- ssta Ciudad para que los que
tengan algtn derecho real sobre e1
inmueble descrito, al anterior duefio
Francisco Gandelario las personas
ignoradas aquienes pueda perjudicar
Ia inscripci6n y en- general todo el que
desee oponerse pueda efectuar1o den
fro del tern1ino de sesenta dfas, libro
81 presente en- San Juan de Puerto
Rico go de Octubre de Ioo6.-A
Marin Mariene Secretario de la Cor
te.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-11-05

PoR cUANTo habiendo presentado
e1 abogado don F. Ramirez de Are
1lano una moe60n nonabre de &C.
r6nima Rosario para que Sc declare
4 su favor el dominic de la siguiente
x1nca:
R1stica.-Predio de terreno situa-
do en- e1 sitio de Machuchal, Barrio
de Santurce, terminO municipal de
San Juan, compuesto de seis cuerdas
setenta y dos centfrnetros, equiva-
1entes dos hectareas, getenta Y cua-
rro areas, 322o, colindando por el
Norte con terrenos de don Juan Mar
garida, por el Sur con 4errenos de
don Pedro Arroyo; por Ell Este con
Juan Margarida, AntoliGa Calde-
ron yIIGregoria Clemente; y por el
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-11-05
Ell Pueblo de Puerto Rico,
4 Carlos Morazzani.

Carlos Morazzani.
Por el presente edicto que Sc pu-
blicara cinco semanas, una vez cada
una, en- Ell periodico e1 BoLETIN
MERCANTIL de Puerto Rico, que Sc
publica en- la ciudad de San Juan,
por ignorarse su domici1io, Sc lie no
tifca.
Por Ia presente Sc notitica s usted
que Sc ha presentado en- la ofcina
del Secretario de la Corte Municipal
del Distrito Judicial Municipal de
Guayama, Puerto Rico, Ia demanda
del actor antes citado, en- la cual sc
establece la reclamation de cuatro-
cientos cuarenta dos dollars Sc
senta Y seis centavos ($442-66 cts.l
que alega lie es en- deber segt1n re-
sulta de la cuenta corriente estable-
cida entire usted como demandado Y
la demandante, siendo esta suma 4
la vez resto de ochecientos seSenta
" nneve dollars y setenta y cinco
centavos lS86o-75 cts.) seg1n resu-
men del balance de la indicada cuen-
ia corriente desde el dla IL de Sep
tiembre de 1902 hasta el dia II de
Mayo de 1905, y en- su s1plica dice:
"Por 10 tanto q la Hon. Corte supli-
ca, que Sc sirvg fener por establecida
esta demanda ; previa tramitaci6n
de ley en- su dia dec1ararla con 1u-
gar, condenando al t1emandado q que
pague la suma de cnatrocientos cua-
renta y dos dollars ,sesenta y seis
centavos ($442-66 cts.l como Sc ale
ga en- la demanda, mas el interes CO.
respondents desde Ell h7icio de es-
ia, asf como las costas correspon-
dientes; y por otro ST, dice, "Toda
vez que Sc asegura en- la demanda
ignorarse el paradero 6 rasidencia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-11-05
EnlpIaza
miienh.
El Pueblo de Puerto Rico,
4 Carmelo Lozada Ventura.

.Por Ell presente edicto que Sc pu :
blicara I'm mes y una vez por semana
en- e1 BoLET1N MERcANTIL, por igno-
rarse Ia residencia de Carmelo Loza-
da que viva en- la Isla de Cuba,
sea el demandado antes mencionado.
Por la presente Sc notifca usted
que Sc ha presentado en- la Ofcina
del Secretario de la Corte de Distrito
de San Juan, Puerto Rico, la deman-
da de la actora antes citada, Ell la
cual Sc establece contra usted deman-
da de divorcio por abandono y adul-
terio, siendo la s1plica de dicha de-
manda como sigue.
A Ia Corte suplica sc sirva dictar
sentencia declarando con lugar el
divorcio, y disuelto el v1nculo ma
trimonial entire las parties y conde-
nando al demandado 4 las costas.
Y Sc notiflca 4 usted que de no
comparecer a contestar dicha deman
da dentro de los diez dfas despu6s
de notifcado, 81 la notification sc hi
ciere en- el distrito, y dentro de los
veinte d1as, ST Sc hiciera fuera del
distrito pero en- la Isla de Puerto
Rico y dentro de los cuarenta dfas
81 Sc hiciere en- otra parte, Ia deman
dante podra solicitar de la Corte le
sean concedidas las peticiones que
hubiere hecho en- la demanda.
Es Abogado de la parte demandan-
te Don Salvador Suau.
Extendida bajo mi frna y sel1o de
la Corte de San Juan de Puerto Rico
hoy 20 de Octnbre de Ioo6.-A. Ma
rim Marion, Secretario auxiliar. 3
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-11-05

ES NECESARIO EXIGIR que ca
da hostia tenga grabado ell nombre
DIGESTIVE MOJARRIETA, pero
TN solo estuche produce meior efec-
to que una docena de botellas de
aqua mineral 8 de cualqnier otro re-
medic. Ademas de ser el 1nico Gu
rativo radical, del est6mago Y del
intestine el DIGESTIVE MOIA-
RR1ETA puri6ca los alimentos v los.
hace asimilables. El legftimo Di-
ges:lvo Mojarrieta cura en- IN dia las.
lnd1gestlones, en- IN mes las dispcD-
sias 9 gastralgias, y en- tres meses.
les mas graves Intermediates cr6ni-
cas- del est6mago y del intestine. Es-
IA unlversalmente confrmado, en-
forna sin igual, que la efcacia del
DIGESTIVE MoJARRIETA es verdade.
ramente radical y superior 4 la de
todos los otros remedies. De venta
en- las principales farmacias de Euro
pa y America.