The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-09-01
Third Page
Copyright. 1905. by r, +. Fenno g Co.

sarge WIZ me Ia-amlSH Snkln 1OOdv Oanlyl TWO dali
lers the box, she sig. Me wurrld renowned sys-
tim Nv physikil coolcher II give We perfect hgger
an foine kerTidge, an ven be a-able to win the
luv Nv the man who won't LUX at We now, an kape
the luv Nv the husbind that's comparn' We wild
some younger an handsimer wumran.'
d"Afther some moare talk l0ike that she whit
out and drssed up In a lahng phwoite gown loike
the vans they pit an the shtatutes an. a gairrl
played chune an the PLAINLY, phwoile Maddim
Beau-aisy dhraped hersilf around the platform in
lot Nv differint posishins, kaping' tonne to the
music Twas moighty purity Phwin the show
was oaver she gave notuss that she had TUX
PLACED to see amy la'ades that was interested
an she wudnt Charge anything fer advoice"
can We whit there?" asked Mrs. Flanagan with
interest.
Mrs. Casey laughed sheepishly.
'Ye didn't be KNOWN twas sich an ould fool
Oh was, did We? Shure OF didn't mesif OF didn't
tink Ord be goin' at ahl at ahl, an OF towld
Mary Ann that saame. But phwin Oh was tillin'
Moike Nv ut he samed dishap'inted that OF had
nothin' done to ma-ake me LUX fone an stoylish.
an Oh got to tinkin iv ut wan day, an OF six to
mesilf, Twill do no harrum to go an see phwat
sn es s ove 50 sos SSod aaSy
me Wild amy younger an handsimer wumman, as
the Maddm was afther shpakin' av, but begorra.
there's no tellin. Ohm gettin' ould an fat and
beloike tbs not aisy fer him TO raymimber that
OF was good lukin wanst. Perhaps the Maddim
kin fix me up bit OIL no see' I'm
so Oh whit OF sid nothin' to Moike or Mary
Ann or amy wan but list wint be mesilf
"Oi had to wait phwoile till some other vim
mum was fixed up, but at last she axed me into
little room ahl be mesK She was drissed In
phwoite shurrt waist an gray skurrt that fitted
ner Ioike the pa-aper an the wahl, an she siz to
'Phwat kin OF be dom fer We, Maddim?'
Shure, phwat kin We do T. make me beauty
mum? Oh si2 Oim quote within T. be wan IL
ye'll ta-ake the job Oh siz. OF wud be wishin T.
be done in furrst class shtoyle.' OF siz. AN me
man-Aldherman Casey he Isis willin' to pay
fer ut OF siz
well, she cudnt shpake at furrst. she was TUX
wild sicn fit Nv canfn'. OF fought she'd choak
to dith, an Oh was afther shlappin' her an the
back roight hard befoor she COON out Nv ut, but
at last she siz:
", Twill take dale Nv pashince an hard wurrk
from you as we'll as me- she siz, but OF suppose
ye're prepared fer that she ak.
" Oive done plinty Nv hard wlirrk ahl me Ioife,
"a sis, an had plinty Nv chanst t. larrn pa.
as as oill throy be pa,ashint wild ye, Of SIX
she had another At Nv cahhn'-twas a terrible
cahf she had --Oi advised her Z pit some lard an
her chist phwin she'd be gon' to bid but she
laughed an sid twas nothin'. though Old be
schared Nv ut II twas me-
Nv coorse ye'd be loikin' to begin wild the
faashil missarge, siz she. So OF TUX ahf me bun
nit, an she toyed fowl round me nick an gras.
ca her hands an TUX me faace an gave ut the
wurrst dhrubbn' We liver heard till w. She rub
bed ut up an down, an forward an back an
crassways, an round an round an t'roo an troo.
an pinched ut an shaped ut an pulled ut. till Oi
was rlddy hOWl Ter Marcy. t5iE
THE Saints presairve us! Oh siz Lave lit
tie shkin T. mel" OF siz. f
:" tbs smoothin' the wrinkles out, Oh am, she
siz. IL We COON tree tonnes a wake Ter thrate-
mint Wen have a fone smooth shkin an We In a
few wakes she siz Thin. livery noight, We must
wash yer faace In hot wather an soap--tise only
me antskeptic, shkin an complickshn soap-an
rinse yer faace In six wathers furrst hot an thin
cowld an roob in me fa-amiss Magnolia Shkin
Food she siz Thin In the marnin' We must wash
yer fa-ace In cowld wather an rub Il am, the
towl an, thin rub In bit ~ me MatchIissr MAG.
geroot Ba'm an thin dust an little " me ViIyut
faace powdher an a s'pshin " rooge,
How'd an! Of siz Is ut paint We maney OF
siz Dye tink Bridget Casey'd be goin. around
wild paint an? OF siz. 'Nyer bit " ut!' Oi slz.
Dim daycint wummanl' OF, siz. WAN . y /,
!" on, ~ coorseH she siz Ye doan't made ut
have few shmall fricltLs. Oh see. We KIN aisy
take thin ahf. ALL ye have t do Is to dab yer
fa-ace tree or foor tonnes n da-ay wild ma nm