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Morality does heap of parading In
public.-New York Press.
Whether denatured alcohol means
slmplified juleps is another question:
New York Mail.
One person can lead a man UP to re
form, but thousand can't make him
keep it.-New York Press.
Do your Christmas shopping nov.
Then you can pay for it with the money
you get for presents.-New York Mail.
The raising of salaries at Yale puts
professors nearly on par with foot
ball coaches in income.--New York
World
In few years from now we will be
hearing of reunions of people who were
once incubator babies.-Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
Another serious defect has been dis
covered in the new football rules. The
spectators can see the game.-New
York World.
If there were no birthdays, Christ
masses and weddings a man wsuld have
a chance to get ahead few dollars
New York Press.
The consensus of feminine opinion
seems to be that so long as bridge whist
Is fashionable it cannot be gambling
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Most persons are not personally wor-
ried much about the Presidents efforts
to curb the power of great wealth.
Philadelphia Inquirer
Lo, the poor Indian, may have an I'M
tutored mind, but the football score
shows that his muscles are trained all
right,-Philadelphia Press.
A corn crop of 2,7S0,O69,000 bushels
suggests that the internal revenue Off
GERS will have to be exceptionally Wig
ilant.-Atlanta Constitution.
According TO the Berlin dispatches,
Kaiser Wilhelm said hurrah for Presi-
dent Roosevelt three times out loud
Philadelphia North American.
There were fifty-eight arrests for
drunkenness in one town of Prohibition
Maine last week. This is a great apple
year.-Philadelphi Inquirer.
There are good many people in this
world who think they are public-spirit-
ed not to kill a man after they have
robbed him.-New York Press.
The latest motor collision is said to
have been due to a cigar. Some cigars
are bad enough to make the explana-
tion credible-New York Tribune
If the United States would raise
more wits and less magazine reformers,
there would be less silly talk about our
sad condition.-New York Evening
Sun.
A man never seems to think he is
doing his duty to his country unless he
goes around before election yelling his
views into everybody's ears.-New York
Press.
Bertha Krupp's husband is poor
man. She thus disproves the assertion
! that a poor young man has no chance
of rising in this world.-Philadelp
! Record.
Mr. Cortelyou wants $15000,000 more
than last year for the Postal Depart
ment. But, perhaps, the postcard craze
will be only temporary. Philadelphia
Ledger.
If George Bernard Shaw would cease
from troubling and give two weary
lands a rest, all would be forgiven to
the man who stopped him.-Philadel-
| phia Press.
Five hundred English school teachers
are coming to study our schools and
wonder how the boys can smoke so
many cigarettes and keep up.-New
York World.
Besides the champion baseball play
ers, Chicago now has the billiard cham
pion. All kinds of champion things are
packed in Chicago. News
and Courier
Why should Princeton be allowed to
boast longer of having the only living
ex- President? Can't Yale capture the
Hon. Tomas Estrada Palma ?-Phladel-
phia North American.
marry foreign noblemen without refer
ence to the paternal check book do not
seem to have much trouble in keeping
their usbands.-Philadelph Inquirer.
The joke seems to be on those gener-
Gus Kansas farmers who took their sur
plus pedches Into Concordia to give
them to the poor rather than feed them
to the hogs, but when they arrived in
Concordia they couldn't find any
"poor."-Kansas City Star.
The mob eruption in Atlanta was
nothing short of an outbreak of bar
barism. Il was Of the same character
Of atrocity as the Jewish massacres in
Russia it will at least be so regarded
by the outside world, and the wretched
feature Of it all is that the entire
South and to some extent the nation,
must share the odium tlat it entails
Nashville Banner.
A New York man has been arrested
for fraudulent collection Of life insur-
ance premiums. The circumstance that
he was not connected with any com
pany evidently counted against him.
Philadelphia Ledger
In the practical West the prevailing
sentiment among the best scholars APP
pears to be that it would be dam
size better If the government would
pay more attention TO irrigation prof
ects and less TO spelling reform.-Butte
Inter Mountain.
In attractiveness of appearance there
is little choice between the chauffeur
equipped for a race and a submarine
diver In full dress, but the odds are in
favor of the dlyer.--New York Tribune.
The people Of Atlanta are hardly
distinguishable from our Canadian peO-
pie, except for some little peculiarities
Of accent and manners. They are