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The broad ax., 1906-08-04
EDITORIAL FILINGS.

A recent experiment In New York
shows that "lemon" candy containing
an overdose Of muriatic acid is bad
for children.-Syracuse Post-Standard.
Monkeys are used to test the merits
Of English whistles. Men are used
here, but In the end they make mon
keys Of themselves.-New York Her
aid.
Bryan is a grandpa, Emperor VII
liam Is a grandpa, and President
Roosevelt is-a father-in-law. Well,
well! How the boys do keep growing
up-Chicago Record-Herald.
Airshlps, 1t Is now promised, will
soon be on the market at $1,000 each.
Why fritter away your installments
on an automobile when you can get
an even more dangerous machine for
the same pricei-Indianapolis News.
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.IIE.
THE HALL OF FAME.

James Cobb and Jennie Korn were
recently welded at Hobart, Okla.
The king of Portugal is said to be an
enthusiastic and able amateur painter.
Camille Saint-Saens, the famous
French composer, Is to visit America
next winter for a professional tour.
Henry Broadhurst's only tailor for
some years after the commencement Of
his parliamentary life was his wife.
The delegates Of the United States to
the international wireless telegraph
conference In Berlin In September viii
be General James Allen, Rear Admiral
81. N. Manney and John /. Waterbury.
Major General o. o. Howard Of the
Union army and Lieutenant General
stephen d. Lee Of the Confederate
forces are talking Of writing a joint
history Of the civil war. The men were
classmates at West Point.
The rich carpet manufacturer, Alex
ander Smith Cochran Of Yonkers, n. Y,
has purchased the Martin farm, near
his city, and viii improve the property
and erect on IT a complete sanitarium
for the treatment Of tuberculosis.
When Lord CurZon was appointed
viceroy Of India, the post recently va
Gated, he completed one Of the dreams
Of his school days. From the time he
first knew the government house, Cal
cutta, was a facsimile Of his ancestral
home, Kedleston Hall, near Derby, he
desired to occupy It as governor gen.
eraI of India.
Edward Iveson Goldsmith bears the
treble distinction Of being the Oldest
native citizen of Lynn, Mass, the old
est veteran Of the civil war now living
IN the Bay State and one Of the young
est looking men Of his age In the world.
he has Just celebrated his ninety-fourth
birthday and does not look a day over
sixty-fve.
II. T. Freeman Of Crawford county,
Pa, one Of the original Fremont Re
publicans, Is now In his eighty first
year. When the campaign Of 1856 was
at its height he made a compact that
he would not shave until Fremont
should be elected. He kept his VOW,
for since that time no razor has touch
ed his face, though he has never allow
ed his beard to reach inordinate length
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REMARKS FROM THE PUP.

She's taught me that mustn't bark
At little noises after dark,
But Just refrain from any fuss.
Until I'm sure they're dangerous.
This would be easier. I've felt,
II noises could be seen or smelt.
She's very wise, have no doubt.
And plans ahead what she's about,
Yet after eating every day
She throws her incest bones away.
II she were really less obtuse
Shed bury them for future use
But that which makes me doubt the
most
Those higher powers that humans
boast
Is not so much a fault Ike that.
Nor yet her fondness for the cat,
But on our pleasant country strclls
Her dull indifference TO holes!
Oh, II once had time to spend
To reach a holes EXTREMIST end.
I'd grab Il fast. without q doubt.
And promptly pun Il inside out,
Then drag Il home with all my power
To chew on It IN leisure hour!
OF ali the mistresses there are
Mine Is the loveliest by far.
Fain would / vag myself apart
II could thus reveal my heart,
But on some things, must conclude,
Mine Is the saner attitude.
Burgess johnson IN Harper's MagaI Inc.
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ChAnEG.

when old Uncle Weatherby was q
poor farmer he used to 60 up to town
and eat pie with a carving fork. The
people smiled"
"You don't sayT'
Then later on he began eating II
with a tablespoon: The people laughed"
81 don't blame them"
From that he changed to a knife.
They reared"
"Great Scott! And Is he still sticking
to the knifeT
mo. Since they found oil on his
farm and rated him as q millionaire be
eats pie with his fingers and everybody
mods his approval and says he 10 b.
Earre."-Chicago News.
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Mental Limitations.

"Your honor" said the arrested
chauffeur, Il tried to warn the man,
but the horn would not work"
Then why did you not slacken speed
rather than run him DOWN.
A light seemed to dawn upon the
prisoner.
"GeeT' be said. That's one on me.
I never thought Of that"-Houston
Post.
The broad ax., 1906-08-04
SEA BATHING HINTS.

Never battle directly after a meal
II II dangerous.
After dressing take q brisk walk 10
restore the circulation.
Don't 60 into the water when you
are feeling chilly or out Of sorts.
The. first bath Of the season should
not last longer than a quarter Of an
hour.
However wen bathing may suit you.
never remain in the water longer than
half an hour at 'ttme.-New YORK
Mall
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PITH AND POINT.

Who has to suffer for your fool actsi
II you do wrong. sooner or later
y0u'n get caught.
Might may make right, but 1t doesn't
always make good
Next day after you throw q thing
away Il becomes valuable.
You have your weak spots. It Ii not
surprising that other people have
theirs.
There are some people who ask for
no greater distinction In life than 10
be asked In time Of trouble Ito break
the newR."-Atchison Globe.
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ADVERTISING.

A picture advertisement TO get re-
turns must tell the story at q glance.
Folks with money to spend amt look
ing for puzzle pictures.
Any advertisement, IKE man, must
present good nrst appearance. but to
set the returns there must be some
hing more than mere appearance.
Advertising Is like duck hunting
you must advance carefully, shoot at
the right time and with the right sort
Of ammunition In places where there Il
. possibility ot game.-Exchange.
The broad ax., 1906-08-04

She-And do you really think you
cannot live without met
He-You want the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth, sup
pose?
She-Certainly.
He-Well, can live without ysu. all
right, II necessary. but don't see how
You can possible live without me-
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
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Pride.

"You need not be 50 critical" says the
person accused. You say I have O
vinegary disposition. but every one
knows that you have one too"
II acknowledge It." retorts the &C
cuser. But mine Is a genuine pure
cider vinegar disposition, while yours
Is the commercial compound Of sui
phuric acid and water" woman's
Home Companion.
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Two HaiH.

81 begin to realize" said young Mr..
Kallow, that l am no longer q mere
youth now that I've got a little hair
on my lip"
Yes" said Miss Knox, "and I SUD
pose In a month or 30 you'll have an
other one."-Detroit Free Press.
The broad ax., 1906-08-04
one Great Advantage.

~Of what benefit to society win the
discovery o. the north pole beT
We'll" answered the scientist, '.for
one thing It may put a stop to the
loss Of life and property among the
explorers who want to be the first
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The broad ax., 1906-08-04
COOKING For Hin.

May Pechis graduated from our
cooking school last year and now
Yes, / know-she's taking a post
graduate course"
Not at all. was going to tell you
that she was married last week
'Yes, that's what I mean."-PhIla-
delphia Press.
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Among Girls.

Patience-weuld you believe she was
twenty -eight7
Patrice-0h. yes. believed II the
first summer I heard II. - Yonkers
Statesman.
The broad ax., 1906-08-04

yes, she said. Il made him acknowL
edge the corn"
'HowT queried her friend.
Il stepped on #" she explained.-De-
trodt Tribune.
The broad ax., 1906-08-04

Mr.. Saily-You seem worried.
There's no danger.
Miss VaIn-That's Just it-no chance
OF a heroic rescue and all the folks
talking about me!
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
Classified "Ad5.'
For SALE.


FOR SALE.-A Smith Premier type
writer. Inquire at Record office. If
FOR SALE Second hand square pi
ano. Standard make. Part time If
desired. very cheap. L. R. Smith 54f
FOR SALE First class, clean. up
to date stock of Millinery. No shop
worn goods. Must be sold. Address
e H, care Record. 53tf
FOR SALE A large quantity of
stove wood. Will deliver any am
punt you want.-P. v. Trading Co,
sos N. Pecos. next door to Laun-
dry. 37tf
FOR SALE About two dozen pure
bred high scoring White Langshan
chickens. Excellent layers.-A. E.
Day, cor. 10th and N. Wash Sts.,
Roswell. N. M. 6Ot2wed.~
FOR SALE One block of land,
good fve-room house. good arte-
sian well, very desirable location.
All in orchard, six blocks from
Main street. A bargain at $4,000
Carlton & Bell. 46tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
N VIEW OF IT.

Our governor-to-be, Mr.. Hagerman,
arrived in Santa Fe this week, was
met at the depot by a small party of
men and a newspaper reporter and
he went Immediately to his hotel.
Governor Otero didn't meet him, but
he told the reporter for Max Frost's
paper tina the territorial government
had been costing too much. His ar
rival was met by a frosty reception
and it is no wonder he thinks the cap
ital should be located somewhere
else. The Otero crowd is sore, sore
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
A Grim Tragedy.

is daily enacted In thousands OF
homes, as Death claims, in each one
another victim OF Consumption or
Pneumonia. But when Coughs and
colds are properly treated, the TRACE
dy is averted. F. G. Huntley, of Ok
landon, Ind, writes: my wife had
the consumption and three doctors
gave her up. Finally she took DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, coughs and colds, which cured
her, and today she Is well and strong
1t kills the germs of all diseases.
One dose relieves Guaranteed at
soc and $1-OO by Roswell Drug & Jew
elry Company.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
REAL ESTATE MOVING.

Warranty Deeds Filed During the
Last Few Days.
That real estate is moving fl the
country is shown by the following
list of warranty deeds. filed in the of
fee Of the. county clerk during the
last few days:
SATURDAY. Geo. W. Teale to
T. H. Malone, the NV quarter of he
Sc quarter, Section z, township IL s.
range "a east. for 500.
Robert M. Miller and wife to Otis
Albin. the west SO feet Of the east
one-half of lot 60 in Belle Plain ad-
dition to the town Of Roswell for $425
MONDAY C. w. Haynes to c.
C. shelburn. lot three in Haynes sub
division for $50.
TUESDAY Pecos Valley Town
site Company to John D. Nell, lots
9, II and 13 block z in Hagerman
town for $500.
J.. D.. and Olive Nell to w. E. King
the rs feet west of the Sc corner of
lot IS in block Z, town of Hagerman,
for $3.50.
A. M. Long, and wife of Green coun
ty, Mo-, to j. D.. Nell and wife an I'M
divided one half interest in the NV
quarter NE quarter, sec. s, T. IA S.,
R. &c east, for $500.
James McKeand to P. H. Boone,
the NE quarter Sc quarter, S half
NE quarter and NE quarter NE quar-
ter. Sec. 35, T. 9 s.. R. % east. for
$500.
Lake Arthur Townsite Company to
E. F. Walker, lots n to twelve inclu
sive of block 81 in Lake Arthur town
site for 1925.
| M c. Moore and wife to N. ],
Fritz. lot 8 in block II OF the town
of Hagerman for $1,000.
Joseph B. Odell and wife to Emma
s. Johnson and Francis N. Johnson,
the E half NV quarter and w hall
NE quarter Sec. 20. Township IA s..
R. 26 east.
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On to The Curves of the Gang.

H. j. Hagerman, governor to be,
and his brother Percy Hagerman, ar
rived in Santa Fe Wednesday to get
a line on affairs there The new gov
ernor goes into the chair with a
knowledge of political affairs in New
Mexico and is thoroughly onto the
curves of the gang who have been
running things with a high hand. It
is reasonable to believe that he will
saw wood let the sawdust pile
where it may.-Otero County Adevr-
tiser.
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to a man. and Mr., Hagerman you
must remember q the Santa Fe
frost is no criterion t the esteem you
IRE held in over this territory, just
because you nave the stamina to
speak out In meeting. Any other
point in this territory. would have
shown you more courtesy-springer
Stockman.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
The Night School.

The singing class of the Night
School viii meet Saturday nights for
practice at the Presbyterian church
The class has been changed from
T~hursdayv night. on the comtns
night the shorthand class
win have postponed session. The
Spanish class win meet Friday night
and win nse the Seventh lesson Ma
ior Howell win conduct the class and
the recitatioa will be with closed
books.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

1t is said hat Governor-to-be Ha-
german has already received numer-
GUS applications for positions, from
attorney general down to the last
sweeper in the Capitol. This shows
that there are still many patriots In
the Sunshine Territory who are will
ling to sacrifice themselves n work
for the dear people.-New Mexican.
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WANTED.

FOR RENT.-One furnished front
DON for gentleman, 41O N. Ken
lucky Ave. 59t2.
WANTED One 4 or 6 h. p. gasoline
engine, at once. Address Box 357.
Artesfa, N. NJ. 54tf
WANTED:- Two bright young Ia
dies to work in Telephone Office,
apply at telephone Office 59t2.
WANTED An office assistant.
Must be a good stenographer and
book-keeper. Apply to Jaffa, Pra-
ger & Co. 59tf.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
sickenina shIyering Fits

of Ague and Malaria. can. be relieved
and cured with Electric Bitters. This
is a pure tonic medicine; of especial
benefit to malaria, for it exerts a true
curative influence ON the disease.
driving it entirely out of the system.
&c is much to be preferred 70 quinine
having none OF this drugs bad after
erects. E.. S. Mundy. Of Henrietta.
Texas writes: MY brother was very
low with malarial fever and jaundice
till he took Electric Bitters. which
saved his life. At the Roswell Drug
8 Jewelry Store price Soc guaranteed
nhoor ID ff~knfu ~ Emwaramfea
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All advertisements to insure inser-
ton / n <he same days iss4S6 The
Record should be in the printers
hands before eleven o'clock in the
morning. Orders for taking out any
standing ad. should also be in the Of
fee by eleven o'clock to prevent its
being run that day.
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A cultivated personality" inclu

A cultivated personality" includes
cleanliness, neatness, a certain con-
formation to the customs of the day,
or of art, in dress; a we'll modulated
voice, an attractive manner in listen
ing to others, a well poised body, a
direct and easy carriage and walk
and a pleasant, agreeable expression
of countenance. The naughty, disdain
full and cold demeanor is incompati-
BILE with culture. Only the vulgarian
with an outward veneer of polish,
puts on airs."-Financial Review.
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Spoiled Her Beauty.

Harriet Howard. of w. 34th ST..
New York, at one time had her beau
ty spoiled with skin trouble. She
writes. II had. Salt Rheum or Ecze-
ma for years. but nothing would cure
it. until I used Bucklen's Arnica
salye." A quick and sure healer for
cuts, burns and sores. Csc at the
Roswell Drug & Jewelry Co. drug
store.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

Now that the National Fraternal
organization has formally accepted
the grand Montezuma hotel at Las
Vegas, New Mexico, as it's national
sanitarium, Arizona the Great will
have another magnificent institution
which will attract and bring thous-
ands of health seekers to the New
State, this National Fraternal SAM
tarium promises to be the largest
institution of it's kind in the world
Tucson (Ariz.) Star.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
Notice..

The members of the Board of Trus
tees. at their meeting held January
1st. 1906. closed the Free Reading
room Of the M. e. Church (South)
Cor. End and Penn. Ave. And the
public is hereby notified. st.
w. G.. URToN,
Chairman of Board.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

The Tucumcari News came out a
week ago on fine bond paper. A ship
ment of ordinary news" was the
reason. No newspaper could afford
to dress in fine linen all the time.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

The first issue of the Lakewood
Progress" a reached our exchange
table. The publishers are J. S. Dear,
ing & Son. The paper is printed
with new type, consists of eight pag-
es. and has an attractive appearance.
The town of Lakewood is to be con-
graduated.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
Cured His Mother of rheumatism.


my mother has been a sufferer
for many years from rheumatism"
says w. H. Howard of Husband Pa,
"At times she was unable to move at
all, while at all times walking was
painful l presented her with a bot
tie of Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
after a few applications she decided
she had the most wonderful pain re-
lever she had ever tried, in fact, she
is never without 1t now and is at all
times able to walk. An occasional
application of Pain Balm keeps away
the pain that she was formerly trou-
bled with" For sale by all dealers.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

The editor of the Record has had
nearly all the gush, and youthful en-
thusiasm knocked out Of him by a
cranky liver and other things-and
for that reason should be pleased to
have the young and light hearted
fervescence of society to write up so
al write them better than any cross
grained old editor and perhaps by
SO doing convert the cynic into the
kind of a man a well known break
fast food made of Jim Dumps.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

Why talk so much about ourselves?
want to get everybody else talking.
Believe in advertising. Rather have
you cuss the paper than forget it.
Can't make us mad. Say anything
you please.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

Philippine tariff bill. Speaker Can
o wants the matter adjusted in this
way and his ideas as usual will pre-
vail unless it is found impossible
to get a statehood bill through the
House committee in time.
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The Albuquerque Citizen issued a
finely illustrated special edition Sat
urday, containing articles on the
schools of h Territory and b in
dustrial institutions of the Duke City
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03
For Your Table.

Fresh homo cured ham. lie, or
sliced. zoe.
Fresh home smoked bacon. 1se. or
sliced 15c.
Home rendered lard. 1ahe.
Pork roast. 1oc.
Pork chops. 12Ac.
Pork shoulder, Sc.
SACRAMENTO MEAT MARKET.
Half block west OF P. o. Phone Ans
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

The Records telephone number is
eleven. The paper will appreciate
any item sent in by 'phone-and be-
sides that. you may be specially inter
ested in. having the item published.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-03

There is much in merit, but of two
stores of equal merit the one that
does the best advertising will do the
most Observation-Disclosures Star.
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FOR SHERIFF.

I hereby announce myself a candl-
date for Sheriff of Chaves county.
New Mexico, subject to h action OF
the Democratic primaries.
C.. Fl. HALE.
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Look Here.
IA lots at $3.50 per lot $3.500.00
/ Groom house. cost 10000
/ artesian well cost $4,000
Out buildings cost 10000
These lots, whole block
set In fruit trees and well
fenced g.. 10000
Total ...... $50. 90
We can sell this property at $4,000. 90
:. CARLTON & BELL. -.
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yThe various partial Investigations
IN governmental departments indi-
cate that Uncle Sam is troubled with
a red tape worm.
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT 4-room house. Call at
Overman,s blacksmith shop. Aft
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w. S. Prayer says that while Ne
snow is hard ON sheep and other
stock now, the loss will be repaired
in better grass next summer.
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Senator Bailey. of Texas in his
breezy western way demands that
the senate be given a thorough air
ing. A few more western men such
as Bailey is really all the senate
needs to make it respectable-and
New Mexico would like to help sup
ply the uemand for fresh air.
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GENERAL DIRECTORY

Judge 5th Judicial Dist, VIM. H. Pope
District Clerk, 1890. Carl M. Bird
District Attorney, Jas. M. Hervey
Sheriff Chaves Co. TX. S. Woodruff
County Treasurer, ........J. S. Lea
Clerk and Recorder. F. P. Gayle
Supt. Pub. Inst. ........ ]. NJ. Reid
Probate Judge, 1900. ]. T. Evans
Surveyor, .....-.... V. R. Kenney
County ASSESSOR. Jno. c. Peck
County Commissioners
First Dist, ". M. Atkinson.
Second Dist, Thos. D. White.
Third Dist. N. J.. Fritz.
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THE RECORD is THE OFFICIAL
PAPER OF THE COUNTY OF
cHAvEs AND THE CITY OF
ROSWELL.
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CITY OFFICERS.

E. Brooks, M. D. Burns. J.. P. Church,
Clarence Ullery, Sylvester P. John
son, J.. w. Kinsinger, w. w. Ogle.
A. L. Whiteman, Geo. l.. WHY'S.
Fire Department.-John T.. Kelly.
Chief; Chas. Whiteman, Secretary;
E. J.. Glover, Engineer.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-18
FOR A HUMAN LIFE.

A new melodrama, presented by ca pablo company, deliberately staged, un- der the well-known management of William T. Keogh, entitled For Hu- man Life" will be the attraction at the New Haven theater the last three nights this week, with matinee satur- day.
 In producing the play MT. Keogh has spared no expense as to the scenic equipment and has introduced some novel mechanical effects new to the stage, The story deals with life in the far west.
 The company, 1t is said, is one of the strongest ever seen in melodrama at popular prices. Miss Nellie Callahan, that charming little actress. we'll known and a popular favorite here with our theater- goers, will appear in the title role of Ethel Elliston, the girl detect- i've, in which she assumes six different distinct characters She is ably sup ported by Reginald Barker, Roy Apple gate, Pearl Abbott, Frank Jamison, Adel Mortlock, Mart Stevens, Little Dolly Ford and many others of equal prominence.