Charlevoix county herald., 1906-10-13
CONGRESSIONAL.
For Congressman. Eleventh District
A, d, pARRAGH Of ST. Louis.
SENATORIAL.
For State Senator
FRED q. WETMORE OF Cadillac.

It Is not true that Mr.. Kimmerle Is
doing any campaign work under the
auspices OF the republican state CEN
trail committee. Mr.. Kimmerle is the
democrat candidate for governor and
any assistance he may be giving to re
publicans is not deliberate or inten-
tiOnal. Whatever else may be true of
the Cass county man y campaign eff
Orts his original partisan intentions
should not be questioned.
e. Fl. Wilmington. OF East Jordan
who Is nominee on the independent
ticket for county treasurer, was In
town Monday. Mr.. Wilmington is an
undertaken, and we do not know
whether he was down In that capacity
Or pairing To lay out his friends on the
S me icket. or 10. bub in thesr
trOublous times in county politics, II
Is safe to say that he was not here on
business only. Rv the way, while Mr.
Wilmington il IA rice fellow" thai
undertaken part Of the above item Is
no jOke-that ticket will certainly be
can voters will do for Mr.. Wilmington
and associates what he has so often
done for others, and will lay them out
ON election day. Those who wish a
last look at the corpse, please pass
along quietly, aud have consideration
and do not crowd the mOurners.-
Charlevoix Courier.
Man that Is born OF his parents is Of
few days and full of microbes. He
goeth to school when youngster and
gets the seat Of his pants padded for
something he didn't do until he is
sick at heart. He groweth up like =
weed in the back yard, and soon reach
es the age when he Is composed large
ly Of feet. freckles and an appetite for
pie. About the time he gets too long
for short trousers and not long enough
for long ones lie gOeth away to college,
learneth how to monkey with tire.
dollar mandolin and play whiskey
poker. He cometh home bigger
fool than ever and marrieth a sweet
young thing whose pa Is supposed to
be wealthy, but whom he subsequent
ly ascertaineth, couldn't buy the prize
rooster at a county fair. He worrieth
along from year to year, gradually
acquiring Offsprings, until his house
resembles Sunday school class just
before Christmas. lie fretteth through
the day and lieth awake nights trying
To figure out how to keep himself aud
his dependent population cut of the
p 'or house. Efforts are rewarded by
having his daughters run away and
get married and bring him home a
nice son-in law every few days t.
feast at his board. His sons grow up
and call him governor and set him
back five spot every day or two.
About the time he has acquired
enough lucre to make IL worth while
for his heirs to quarrel over, he con-
tracts cold and is hurried away be-
fore he has time To have talk with
his family. His sons blow In his es-
tate on bad whiskey and plug hats.
and his wife puts The finishing touch
es to his career by marrying the hired
man.
A Syracuse church Is trying the plan
Of issuing cards Of admission reese mbl
ing railroad tickets. Next IL will be
giving rebates TO pewh0lders,a land then
it will find itself in difficulties.
WANTED: Men in each state to
travel, tack signs and distribute sam
piles and circulars OF our goods. Sal
ary $4,000 per mo. $500 per day for
expenses, SAUNDERS CO., Dept.
$50 Jackson Boulevard, Chicago.
N. Y. has now a bank every empIoye
except the teller is woman. although
In every other walk of life women are
regarded az the best "tellers."