New-York tribune., 1906-04-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The drum has been abandoned by the French
army. The reason for this is the short term SER
vice. 1t takes year and half TO make drum
mer. so that no sooner would one become proficient
than he would have TO return TO civil life
MODERN LOVE LYRICS
Un the Subway
In the subway. oh, my darling
When the lights are dim and low,
And tn expresses, as per schedule.
When the crowd fights in the doorway.
Do you sometimes ponder. dearest.
On the Interurb~n Co.?
In the subway. OH my darling
Think.not bitterly of me.
Though / tried to board the car love.
He averred it could not be.
1t was best TO leave you then, dear
Best for you ana best for Puck.
In Colusa County, Cal Miss Florence Berker
recently ran against her father. P. F. Berker, the
Incumbent for the Office of school trustee. and beat
him after hot campaign. She did Il because she
had heard her father intended to oust female
teacher who friend of hers
life, with its heartburnings its ongings its cruel
disappointments. its unutterable inadequacy?
He-Oh yes. But always Just about that time
some new girl comes along.-Life.
The following English IS of the world language
order. 1t is from '"The Japan Mali:
'ZinsLka" Musk Soap is comprehend the most
gseaql for the skin therefore it has
face. and the skin-disease ''' '-'0
This soap is specially made with the good trial
for the materials and it will be used long time
Il you once used it it has the popularity of i'm.
Musk to other objects. and at least for the FIVE
days; 1t may be used TO scent clothing. gloves.
towel, handkerchief summer-garment and bed
Also. If you always used it has a great ecOaomic
efectual point, not TO be used perfumes. artificial
It's style is no adornment and the materials are
made with great attention, therefore IL is far su-
lower.
Chna's cheapest book is the New Testament in
Chinese, published by the British and Foreign Bible
Society 1t costs fourpence print and is sold at
twopence Copies in all the great Indian languages
cost penny (two cents) to print and they are
sold in India at one farthing Chalf a cent?. The
Bible is now the cheapest book in the world
A bank has been organized in New York which
is to remain open all night. Customers afflicted
with insomnia will know where to go for a
sleeping draft-London Tribune.
Chicago reports an improvement in the service of
a summons by constable He did not pry open
the door nor burst in the window He hired a
full dress suit and donned it with all the articles
of apparel that the books lay down to go
with that garment. Entering automobile he
drove up the Lake Shore Drive and when he had
reached the number he wanted ''he alighted. swing
ing his lavender spring overcoat his arm.
stepped lightly up to the palace door, touched the
electric bell, handed the attendant his card,
admitted TO the reception room was received by
the lady upon whom he wanted TO the sum-
mons was bowed out" The delights of divorce
enhanced if only the papers may be served In such
good form.
Bargain Instnct.-She would have declared stren-
uously that she did not have the feminine bargain
mania, but
George" she asked in the sweet way a
always opens an argument how much did you
have 10 pay for the marriage license?'
Two dollars" he replied
1.-TWO dollars?' she repeated thoughtfully
Couldn't You get them three for hve?'
Then, when he asserted that he no Mormon,
she woke up and blushed, and tried TO explain, and
only made things little worse.-Judge.
A widow in Maine town. according 10 The
Boston Herald. was strict constructonlst in her
theology, and would admit lodger into her board
ing house who had leaning toward Unversalst
views. One DAY old sea captain happened along
10 ask for rooms
But what do you believer asked the widow.
"Oh. most anything" replied the captain
do you believe there is a hell?'
Sure" the reply.
We'll" parried the widow 'how many do you
think will go there?"
The captain cautiously remarked that he thought
twenty thousand would be fair estimate
The widow paused. then stated that he could
come In. Twenty thousand" she said is better
than none"
Mayme-Is Clara a good girl 10 tell a secret tor
Maude-oh. my. mol Why. she'll never tell q
soul!-Chicago News.