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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Wanted to Be Differ
"Wh ny in the
world did Maud and
Fred elope 2"
ITO escape pickle
forks and orange
spoons"
WarGed to Be Differ
NOTHING Unusual,

"He broke the record with his new
automobile"
"Pshaw" replied his Aunt Lucy.
HE is always breaking something
with that machine. The repair bills
will break his father up in business"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
All of That.

No rrohts In the panamas-
That makes the dealers sore.
The hats they sell for fifty-five
Must cost two-eighty-four.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Too Feeble.

what did he think of the Missouri
as navigable stream?'
"He damned it with faint praise"
'PshaT. You couldn't dam the Mis-
souri, with anything like that
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

ARE you fond of literatureT
Gust canned sausage"
Where does that connectT' :.
Tail az a dog, 1 hear"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
The Regular Count.

The heart of a man who has lived
to be seventy has beaten 100000, 600
times-not counting the times when he
got scared and it worked overtime
Somerviiie Journal
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

Now. moneys most mysterious stuff;
You can't say where it's rated
For If you haven't quite enough
For sorrow you are slated
II you've too much. again it's tough
You get Investigated
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Real Secret,

what do you suppose is back Of this
new Bryan boom?"
1.-THE BARRIERS, of course. They want
to get whack at the fellows who ha6
vowed not TO cut their hair until theil
hero was elected"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

See how what you have heard looks
in print and get a dollar for doing it.
Win the news Zip" prize.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
New Geography.

what are the principal products a
Pittsburgh
"Steei rails and scandals"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

The devil is the only one who Is
dead anxious for you to get what you
want on any terms.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
st the Bottom of Il.

lawful sorry for Wilson"
"Why?"
"a lot Of trouble lately"
How'd 1t happen?'
Preacher and a marriage license"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

The man who never makes a mistak
isn't fit to live and doesn't.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

Endeavoring to be fashionable on an
old fashioned income is making prog.
Pess toward the insane asylum.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
FIRE ALARM DIRECTORY
FIRST DISTRICT.
South of Main, West Of 7th.


South of Main. West Of 7th.
i-2-1st and S. C, Piano Factory.
1-3-2nd ano S. b.
s1-4-4th and S. D.
'1-5-5th and s. B.
si-6-5.h aud s. ii.
e1-3--7th and S. C..
1-9--7th and S. J.
SECOND DISTRICT.
South of Main. between It'll md 1lth.
'2-i-Sth and Main.
'.2-3-Sth and S. E.
%2-4-7th and S. G.
.2-5--9th and s. A.
s2-6-10th and S. C.
'2-7-11th and Main.
s2-S-11th and S. J.
THIRD DISTRICTS
South of Main. East Of 11ti.
s3-1-12th and S. B. Z
'3-2-12th and s. E. q
'34-14th and Main. 4
+3-5-14th and S. c. =
.'3-6-1Stn and 8. A. q
'3-7-20th and MaiH. q
FOURTH JIsa z pnIisrn1ot.
North of Main. West Of 1ot1 to river.
4-1-3d and Main, Robins8n's shop
42-3d and N. C.
'+3-City Building. 4
A4-sth and N. G..
4-5--Gaar, Scott 6 Co.,
'4-6-No. / Hose House, y. BE-
Champion Mills.
4-S-10th and n. I.
'4-9-9th and II. E.
4-12-City Electric Light Plant.
FIFTH DISTRICT.
West Richmond and S6vastopoL
5-W. 3rd and Chestnut.
5-1-W. Sd and National Avenue.
52-W. Sd and Kinsey,
5-3-W. Sd and Richms A>-Ra.
54-W. 1st aud R. r..
5-5-State and Boyer.
5-6-Grant and Ridge.
5-7-Hunt and Maple.
5-s--Grant and Sheridan.
5-9-Bridge Avenue, PaperSMn-
'5-12-Earlham College.
SIXTH DISTRICT.
North of d, East Of 10th
6-1-Railroad Shops.
6-2-Hutton Coffin Factory
6-3-Hoosier Drill Works.
6-4-Wayne Works.
6-5-City Mill Works
6-6-15th and R. r.
S-7-12th aud N. III.
SEVENTH DISTRICT.
Between Main and North p. East Of
10th.
9Th and n. A.
Filth and N. B.
~7-2-14th and N. C.
.7-3-No- 3 Hose HOUSE,
s74-1Sth and n. c..
s7-5--22d and N. E.
SPECIAL SIGNALS
2-2-2-Patrol Call.
3-3-3-Fire Pressure.
1-2-1-Fire out. !,
1Fire-pressure o6G
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
To Scare Them Off

'RealIy, Miss Plainest should hirs
out to some farmer as a Scarecrow."
Are the crows bad around here"
'No: the city hunters are
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

It costs a good deal to live, but there
would be no fun In il If it were cheap
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

When YOU find man In good work.
ing order 1t is case of either working
or being worked
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

He plays rarely who plays fairly.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Humor ano Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Woman is the voice of mans con
science. That's why it is necessary fol
her to talk so much.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

No worm ever turned into a hum
mingbird.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

The prodigal son would better not re
turn until the fatted calf has passed
United States inspection.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

present with string to it is apt
to cause an ENHANCEMENT.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
EdUCa tiOnaL
InVeStm entS

DR. J. r. lro-lorge~ % +ho e+.+o
,-......l c.t
'' I'f''''al ADDRESS
90" '-i7 subject before the District
I'tD hers Association ia convention az
NItae.lIe said.
In The commercial world cheap labor
makes cheap products That which makes
the difference between Tho article or
great value and ONE OF little value is the
sfil that ls put into SIS manufacture.
Dr. factory poor material is turned over
% poor woIhueu. ana the good material
D. given 10 skilled workrneu 10 Do. made
into products of the highest grade
1u the human factory which We call the
school system OF Nlre.r-a. what sort OF
material have We % work upe
j. So poor quality O. Doe made into sue
peslor goa.rs f1r cheap market2 or p
the rtw material is good. is it our aim 20
make 10 luto second class articles 20 10
Iut ON the market as mo name goods
OBJ Ass "se.onls"e I think not AS Viz
eir.a IS greatest pride is 20 her noble ana
ois-lneuisaed ancestors. So her greatest
wealth .s in DEER sons and dauehter-. m
whose veins flows tac 1lrest American
blood. ao NOT need 10 ten Won trat
t..s usteril ls not second Grade. nor d.,
I need to t.u vou tiat 70 is our wish 20
mah. of it the bose possible product I
vish o. say only. th4t since IL is good
material and since ne o.. --rsh IL made
into tla best possible. rr..l ..r we r,.e.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
NEW HI Oh SCHOOL AT WAYNESB ORC. VA

Waynesboro. Va, in the beautiful saen-
andoah Valley, at the intersection OF the
Norfolk and Western Railroad with the
Chesapeake and Ohio. ana surrounded by
section OF unaqualed fertility in that
famous farming section. began Us era OF
prosperity with the organization OF the
Maynes5oro Company In lso The town
lad long been hemmed ia by the ad-
iaoent farms ana seemed satisfied with
H. completeness unu Mr.. J. Frank Tenn
l.'ion. srocossfal local merchant. as
s'riated with himself. ar. NJ i. Miller.
Hon. Ed Echois Dr. Robert vs.. Burke
'nd WaHam Patrick. OF Stanton. and
Mr. T. Il. Antrim. OF Waynesaoro. and
OBJ ta-1ei charter from the Circuit Court
ot Augusta county granting power 70 ac-
4lire lands. lay or town sites. buy and
re- real esta etc. The association was
ssnown az the Waynesboro Company. ami
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
Virginia College
Has Fine Opening

Virginia College for Young Ladies. Roa-
noke, Va. opened with an enrolment OF
l7 students. For the past ten days
the school has been declining applicants.
az every room IN the house has been
taken. and several rooms have been rent
ed outside the college grounds Tor the ac-
commodation Of teachers.
This school IS one of the largest and
best known IN the state and has "a faculty
of twenty-five or more American and Flu
ropean teachers, who have been spec LaJly
trained to I'M their respective depart
ments.
students are enrolled from thirty or more
States, and several from foreign coun-
tries.
Virginia College is under the manage
mont of Miss Matte +. Harris. president.
and Mrs. Gertrude Harris Boatwrieht.
vice-presldcnt The reputation OF the
school is steadily growing and arrange
ments are being made for another year
to Accommodate the increased number OF
applicants.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

Mr. Tempieton was made vice-president
and general manage
This association a-1uir-~ tho beautiful
farm Of Mr.. W. J. Catcher. adjacent.
and Immediately south OF the town. and
laid IL of in avenues and streets. thereby
giving an outlet and Offering the beauti-
irl plateau and he.elts for business and
residence sites. Tlis company j. stan IN
prosperous existence and Afr. Temnl-t0n
SIS still its general manager. The Hotel
Brunswick was blut. and in addition To-
TWO handsome ca-r. hes-Rartlst and
lutheran-over one hundred handsome
homes crown The he. ehts bounding il o. tie
west In addition. twenty-five residences
are now under construction. The fine
plant az the J. vs. 10th Stove Company.
a most successful enterprise. is located
nToa the addition. The streets are we'll
graded and the town supplied with superb
water. sewerage ami electric lights The
Fishaurne Military school and The Valley
Female Seminary are fine educational Inc
situations. The growth Of the town has
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

been phenomenal. and from q town OF 500
now numbers lS0l This past summer
$50 popular has 80 become as resort for
health. that over 200 visitors were its
guests.
The growth OF population made ncces-
sary increased ana better public school IA
clltles The city fathers determined 20 pro-
vide for this necessity. and today the
handsome school building shown above oc-
cup.es the most commanding position
overlooking the town and adjacent coun-
t,y. huilt az concrete and heated through
ont at cost OF $1,000 Mr. J. + Temple
TON was chairman of the committee hav-
ing this work in charge and which has
been SO satisfactorily completed. Asso-
c-atol with him on the committee have
been Messrs. j. A. Patterson. J. c. T.
Pen. Marion Koiner and William +.
ko.uor. The school has beautiful grounds
of five acres. The building is quite
handsome one and IS finished inside in
bard OH There are four large class
rooms. "a splendid assembly hail and all
modern comforts and conveniences.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
LARGE ATTENDANCE At
BLACKSTONE SCHOOLS
[speeIaI . - rlmes-Dl.patoa. ]


BLACKSTONE. Va, September 29-An
OF the schools are open and under fun
sway having gotten regularly down 70
hard work The Hoge Memorial Mill
tary Academy is filled 10 overrowing i'm
the boarding department. every room IS
occupied. and there were number OF
applicants who could not be taken be-
cause Of the lack Of space to give them
suitable recommendation the teaching
force was increased 20 meet the increased
demands thus an things being considered
this session promises 20 be the most sue
cessful IN the history OF the academy The
academy Will have an excellent football
team. there being number OF applicants
and some splendid material
The Blackstone Female Institute has
enrolled this year 35 students, more than
they have had IN the history Of the in
sutute
The buildings are filled to overfIowina
and they turned off eighty applicants
because OF the lack Of room TO accommO
date them. BY another session this VIII
be remedled. as there is TO be "a $1,000
addition made to the present equipment.
which Will meet the increased demand for
room. There are more teachers In the
faculty, and during the past summer
many improvements were made in the
present equipment Of the buildings.
work is being rushed on the new hotel
being built here. and it is expected that
mo Ripberger" viii bee completed and
ready for use by the LIST Of January 1877
This Is TO be a handsQme up-to-date.
three-story brick building with the most
modern appointment and appliances.
Miss Lily Boggs. the daughter Of
keV. w. c. Boggs. Of this place. who has
been quite .ll for some time with fever.
Is SLOWLY luHnTINHfHfr
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comparative merits OF the textbooks from
which they are t0 cho, &C.
For the reason that The length Of -
school term varies from five 70 nine
months In different maglsterlal districts.
there should Doe course OF study for "a
1--WE months school. "a six months. etc.
This would not be difficult. after the DIFF
fercnt branches OF study have once been
correlated.
once more. we beg our educators and
legislators 10 consider tult while cft.
schools and some OF the more progress We
country schools are enjoying the advan-
tage OF a prescribed graded course az
study. many az our country schools are
sadly I'm need Of this modern improve
ment We plead for the country boy and
girl.
Pembroke. Va.
Cro BE Continued)
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u North Laurel Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

These two pictures are Interesting as
showing the Improvements being made In
public school buildings In Virginia. The
upper picture Is Of the new High School
At Eikton. Rockingham county and the
lower one represents the building former
" used. The new structure cost $1,000
one fifth OF which was raised by private
subscription. This school Is one OF the
many in the State which shows marked
Improvement In educational work.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
Richmond COLLEGE.

Courses o. study lead 20 degrees Of B.
A.. p. S. n. a. and IL. y Heads OF
departments have been called frorn other
strong colleges. and are proved teachers
and educational lenders. Library f4cuI-
ties unsurpa In the South
Special attention IS invited % tho thor
ough course fn law. Hon. a. J NDrta-
que became Dean % the Law School -n-
mediatelv upon leaving the Governors
chair last winter and. will teacn reEl-
larry. He is assisted by three profess ors
and three lecturers
Session opens September goth.
For informa ton. address
:. ". BOATWRl CHIT. Prest,
Richmond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

The Phi Alpha Literary Society OF the
college VIII commence building O. chapter
house within the next few weeks
Tie Alumnae Association Of the col
lego is contemplating erecting "a memo
rial hall 10 the late president. DR. VII
liam Anderson Harris.
Miss Matte =. Harris tho president OF
the school has been in Europe for the
p'gt - Saonths studying and travelling.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
Misses Scott and TaIcott

kindergarten and Primary for Boys and
Girls. Il w Main st. October J. 1908
For terms. etc. see catalogue at store OF
Bell Book and Stationery Co. or address
Miss H. r. Talcott. Bon Air. Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

IT hear that Bo-eleigh writes Has
De ever had anything publisher"
"oh. yes. he scnt "a testimonial letter
20 patent medicine concern once. -
Puck
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-09-12
RODOLF Y AL
DA CONF AGA.

Estos distinguidos artistas han dirigido
& ola Correspondence, la siguiente
expreiva carta:
tsSau Juan, P. r. Septiembre 10 de
1905. Senior Director de ''La Correspon-
dencia de Puerto Rico" Pte.-senor de
nuestra mas distinguida conBide1 Rci6n: ~
Le agradeceremos mucho la inserci6n
de las siguientes lfneas en- Bu iIustrado pc
Fi6dico:
Teniendo que augentarnos en- nueStra
excursion artfatica para las ciudades de
Mayaguez Ponce y luego7 para Italia,
deseamos muy sinceramente hacer p6blico
que iamds olvidaremos los saplausos, que
tanto de esta prensa como del p6blico en-
general, hemos recibido durante la tempo
rada teatEal que termin6 en- La noche
de aver.
Las demostraciones de afecto y aimpa.
tia han aIraigado tanto en- nueBtro cora
z6n que pecarfamos de ingratos si olvidd-
ramos 10 que mas apreeia y enaltece al
artista, que son las fraaes laudatofias con
que hemos sido honrados.
PodemoB asegurarle que al abandonar
este pedazo de terra puertorriquefia, nnes-
tros mayores deseos son los de vOlver en-
breve q ella en- donde contamos con tantos
tan sinceros amigos.
LIE anticipamos las mas expresivas gra-
cias por su exquisita bondad y quedamos
de usted atentamente, RODOLFO y Al
DA GONZAGA.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-09-12
ACUSADA De HABER-
Sc rObadO siete
pesos.
Fusilamisntos en- Ia lmb6eiI Russia.
Como tres mlllonss ts moseas Inuadlsron los
hatsIss Dc Manhattan Beach.

Mrs Elizabeth H. Dennis que tuyo
una vez Glen mil pesos de carital y que
perdi6 en- negociaciones en- Wall Street,
New York, ha sido enviada 4 Ia csreel
en- aquella eiudad acusada de haberse ro-
bado en- m hotel Ia suma de sieta pesos
con treinta y tres centRvos.
Dicen de Londres que han llegado no.
ticias allf de que los amotinados del ''Svea-
borg" Finlandia han sido ejecntados La
noticia afiade que 19 soldados y 5 ciuda-
danos que tomaron paTte en- el levanta-
miento han sido tambien fusilados
Dicen de Lota, Chile, que ha llegado
aquella ciudad Ell crucero de ia armada
americana Charleston" q llevabala bordo
al seer, tario Root familia que su dila
ci6n fu6 debido 4 grandes neb mas que
impedfan la marcha rapida del vapor. EI
gobierno chlleno viendo 10 taIdanza orde-
no saliera el torpedero "Almirante Simp-
SON. q indsgar 81 paradero del 'Charles-
ton"
Como tres millones de moscss han visi-
tado 4 los Roteles de Manhattan Beach,
obligando los duefios y pasaieros CO.
Trar las puertas y declarar la guerra 8
estes inHectos. Las moscas llegaban pro-
dentes del mar fernando densas nu-
bA
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-09-12
Sufrfa del NAL de San Vito.

Cuentase lo que ocurri6 IN indivii-
duo en- una ciudad del oeste de los Estados
UDidos, notable por que casi todos sus ha-
bitantes eran miembros de alguna de las
diferentes logias que habfa allf algunos
de dos tres logias a nismo tempo.
Una familia lego recientementa 4 dicha
ciudad alquil6 una casa precisamente en-
Ia calIe donde habfa mas logias, notando
81 padre de esta familia que el iefe de Ia
que viva enfrente, al salir Ia calle, ha-
cia siempre signos y contorsiones extrava-
gantes
En- cierta OCCASION not6 que salfa de Ia
casa Ide enfrente el chico menor de la
famiIia vecina deteniendolo, Ie pFegut6:
5Oye chiquillo, tn papa es mas6n2
No senior le contsat6 repentinamente
81 muchacho.
Pertenecera probablemente los Odd
Fellowl
No. no psrtenece.
-Ser6 de las Iogias: Knights Of Pyth-
las, Woodmau, Worman, Pyramid, Fo-
rester, Macabee2
EI muchacho contest6 negativamente,
sacndiendO u cabeza.
Entoncea tu pap6 no es miembTo de-
niDguna lOgiaS pTegunt6l cOnfundidO por
las respuestaR
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-09-12
.IMPORTANTE REU
Mon de Ia Liga de
prOpietariOs.
Las Vsntajas E inCOnVenisnteS, que
OfrsCsria Ia pIanta eI6CtIiCa nlu-
niCipaI, en- prOyertO.
% Llga aCOTd6 pTOtsstaT Dc que Sc prsisada CO.
brar este sfO IN smprSstltO que ain no Sc
ha reaIIzadO.

Anoche Sc reuni6 la Directiva de la Lii.
ga de propietarios de fncas urbanas de
San Juan y aeord6 insistir en- que se am.
pile 81 plazo pala que pueda informarse,
por personals competentea, acerca de las
ventajaS inconvenientes que ofrecerfa la
planta el6ctrica municipal, en- proyecto.
Los vocsles de Ia Directive no Sc opo-
mem acknowledgements al aludido proyecto,
perO entienden que debe darse tempo suf.
ciente para estudiarlo. A ese objeto Sc
propone que dos ingenieros, uno americana
y otro puertorriquefo, le ilustren acerca
del particular.
al mismo tempo acord6 la "Liga" pro-
testaT, ante Ell Tesorero, del ehecho de que
Sc pretenda cobrar este afio un empr6stito
que aGn no Sc ha realizado. Cree que de-
be aplazarSe el cobro por la fecha en- que
reali2ado el empr6stito, SO de principle q
las obras que Sc destina. -.. w.
Fu6 acuerdo vigilar por la aplicaci6n
que, al importe dc la faia de terreno cont.
quo Ia carcel de Puerta de TERRA, de Ell
Ayuntamiento de San Juan, que alguien
apunt6 podrfa ser la construction de un
lavadero p6bIico tan necesario en- San
Juan.
Sc nombr6 una comisi6n que fuera &
enterarse de Ia salud del ilustrado iuris-
consulto don Hilario Cuevillas, & 9uien ls
Lga debe muy buepos servicios.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-09-12
Ell merCadO de IimOnes en- New York.
Las plRas eSGassan J las De Ia Habana lIegan 4
auueI mercadO en- nlaIaS condolences.

Ell mercado de limones hase presentadO
bien Ia Iiltima semana, habiendo gran de-
manda pagandose esta fruta 4 buen pre-
clio. En- los remates comprabanse sin f.
jarse en- las condolences tamaf1o. FL
precio ha srbido 81 so por GAIA, mas que
la anterior semana, Bobre todas las cla-
ses. A 14,575 cajas assemble el ndmero
de las vendidas en- pdblica subasta. Todo
10 que Sc ofreci6 en- venta, fu6 inmediata-
ments vendido
Las pifias escasean y muchas llegan en-
malas condolences, especialmente las de Ia
Habana, necesitandose reempacarlas en- la
mayorfa de los casos. Las de allf vendi6.
ronse de SO. so & So 90 por canasto y las
de Ia Florida de $3.50 q SO so.
Las chinas encuentranse esta semana
con un mercado mejor. La Ultima sema-
na estaba p6simo, pero ca los tltimos dias,
con mejores frutas, hubo adelanto en- los
precios. ..
Las que mejor pFecio obtuvieron fueron
las de California de $500 4 $500.