The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-06-03
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It appears that the prince of Wales was neither
sne nIst nor the last man to perjure himself like
The New York Tribune gives a pathetic account of
the expulsion Of young man from the Teachers
framing college. 1t is school dominated by women
All the teachers and most of the pupils are women
Men who attend the school do so at their own risk
Bravlng the prejudice against attending ''girls'
seno1l young man who was graduated from the
Brooklyn. high school entered He found himself in
class composed entirely of women His nearest
nelghbor was remarkably attractive One day when
the eopybooks were handed in the teacher observed
startling resemblance between that of the young
man and the nearest neighbor, aforesaid
rs Somebody's copied said the teacher, holding
~ did, said the young man.
He expelled as..- 'a
'.The young man was not expelled for cheating,
cident.
What an unromantic age.
Secretary Taft has given perhaps the best popular
definition of dieting extant It consists he said Gin
refrainng from eating everything you like and want
to eat This definition, rather description,
the whole subject in Illuminating manner. You
form an attachment for certain brand of food
Presto! 1t bad for you. Everything which contains
sugar starch, fats, must 60. Pastry is the shun
list tho pie is '|truth under lid Hay, wood,
plaster, coal, straw freely permitted. If you
ind anything which is substantially indgestibe like
snoe strings or orange peel it is allowed Dieting is
IKE getting religion without giving all your worldly
habits You would much better be without it. The
only way to diet happily is to do it Dr. Tanner did,
sitting on platform in the presence Of large au-
dience who daily come to wonder at your heroism
in not eating at all who take a certain pleasure
IN measuring your diminishing muscles. The pub
hcty Of the thing acts as tonic DR.. Tanner could
never have gone thru with his experiment without the
help Of the audience, which paid 10 head for
forty days to see him gradually fading away If
thin he should hire large hall entirely from
the smell of food and invite the members of
congress to come and view the war department
ducing itself to peace basis. Think what pleas
it would be to Mr.. Wallace to come in every
day and heft the secretary, calculating how long it
would take to get Taft down to his weight Think of
the interesting bulletins: "The secretary rested we'll
last night; pulse normal, temperature slightly ele
waited by reading account of banquet at the New
Willard' Or 1.-THE president visited the secretary
this morning and read him DR.. Nell' report the
beef trust. The secretary commented that it served
people right who would eat'' Bulletin 8, ''The
rotary strangely excited this morning; tempera-
ture went to 1Os tho Judge Taft showed signs great
vigor, throwing of the attendants thru plate
glass mirror: It was later learned that somebody
roast pig Two chapters of the Jungle served to
reduce his temperature to normal
Senator McLaurin Of Mississippi, who offered an
amendment to the rate bill prohibiting the running
Of trains Sunday and assured his colleagues that
in voting it down they violating the tenth
commandment fell little outside of his biblical
breastworks The commandment which prohibits Sun.
day labor is the fourth, not the tenth but it is no.
ticeable that Of the senators corrected him.
state senator from Kansas has made out list of
biblical remarks about passes applicable also to the
rate bill, and the Kansas City Journal is unkind
enough to ask who found them for him. probably his
wife. The good book is liberal on the subject of
passes. Tho it declares affrmatvey that Jonah
"paid his fare and went" it also says many shall
pass" This is evidently the view of the subject
in congress. One Of the Psalms says Let the wicked
stay while I pass" "Servants will pass,' says
Numbers 1927, showing that the servant question is
an old one They have always had the privilege of
passing from place to another without giving
notice. Daniel remarked that the king of the north
might pass, which would seem to assure Senator
tons tons. The saying in Genesis, my flock shall pass
today evidently refers to the proxy delegates to
conventions. But it scarcely. makes any difference
what the bill says the subject of passes long
as broad court review prevails The judges may base
their final decisions on Proverbs, 1911, "It is a
glory to pass Glory
Chancellor Day Of the Syracuse university has re-
turned to his charge Having demolished the president
he jumps upon the press and leaves of it nothing
but tattered pages containing the want ads. He par
ticularly notes the absence of strong, clear discus
sion such prevailed before the press became anony
and impersonal.' Now he notes nothing but
"hysterical abuse, borrowed epthets, abuse
and vituperative expletives. It must be that Chan
ceor Day has overlooked the woman's pages of the
daily papers. There is abuse vituper-
alive explosives. On the other hand there is much
strong, clear discussion Of such mighty questions
how to remove TAM whether it is best to gore skirt
kill it with choroform, the best manner of remov-
ing rust from pans and whether young should
be permitted three calls in week without putting
up bond with good and sufficient suretes. Business
ike clearness chafacte1zes the woman page TO sucn
extent that it is matter of wonder that
have been favored with like department in
the newspapers Think what boon it would be il
men could be informed by their family paper what
kind of shaving soap to use, how to keep razor In
condition. the prevention of falling hair and the
moval Of evidences of night out. Chancellor Day
is evidently bit mied at the press because it failed
to appreciate his laundry system for removing the
faint from money. He has flown into passion and
condemned the newspapers in toto because of the
faults of editor here and there. This is not the
attitude of deep thinker such as Chancellor Day has
proved himself in his recent skirmsh ith the facts
James GRAY,