The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1906-10-08

knows no such word AS "manana."
An apoIoeist for stensland SAYS that
the bankers mind is not right and that
ne ought TO have taken long vaca-
ton several years ago There seem,
however. TO have been very few other
things that he failed 70 take along.
The man who thinks he is the whole
show generally is. but he is OF the ten,
twenty. thirty variety, as q rule.
Mr. Hughes has wkiskers and AR
Hearst has none, and yet # is rumored
that Tom Watson will take the stump
for Mr.. Hearst. Evidently Mr. Watson $
announced return TO the Democratic par
ty is the real thing.
If Secretary Wilson does succeed in i'm
proving the general tone OF the great
American stomach, that feat ought 20
prove to be tremendous political asset
for him.
That swarm OF hornets that recently
broke Up an East Orange football game
must have used some new tangled FORM
Of the flying wedge
aiNtftldIS sat EtA4 tdt +dD+tS- fd1 :
Professor Wiley. Perhaps that's better
than eating the stun ia the cans.
Mr.. Jerome recently referred TO Mr.
Murphy az "a miserable whelp Of a lead
err Is Mr.. Hughes about to tackle an
other yellow dog?"
Mr. Grover Cleveland IS totally con-
cealed amid a large pile % sawed wood.
The Democrats OF Hawaii have Endorsed
Mr.. Bryan. Apparently the Democratic
sun never sets or the Bryan boom.
Mrs. Lille Brown Butler-Parker. OF the
colored smart set % Pulaski. Va, was
arrested the other day for stealing sew
eral thousand dollars worth of diamonds
II seems a shame TO incarcerate any one
who knows now 10 wear her hypheRs as
gracefully as that
Amid all the fuss. Hon. David B. Hin
Is still a Democrat In fact. it would ne
hard 10 locate d stiller Democrat than
David 3. Hill.
It is said that the chorus girls will
cut out the South on account of the tx
penslve railroad rates The South Will
miss the annual pilgrimage of the dear
old ladies.
The CIansman" may yet find il neces-
sary TO finish the Southern tour In dis
guise.
The tone Of the Spanish press has an
I-told-you-so sound.
Perhaps it would be just as well foc
Sir. Thomas Upton TO bring a cup along
with him when he comes.
Il is evident that Senator Joe Bailey is
to be pretty thoroughly muck-raked.
There can hardly be any doubt that
Cuba is displaying symptoms OF that be-
nevoleutly assimilated feeling
Miss Laura B. Payne. who has been
nominated by the Socialists Tor Congress
in Texas. declares that she viii drive all
the grafters out OF Washington. Those
grafters who have failed to move or at
/ the behest Of the Big Stick and the sharp
stick may be induced TO clear out before
the hatpin.
Ecuador can hardly expect Us TO pay
any particular attention TO its little old
revolution at this time.
A parrot in the office Of the steel trust
stole $50. A modest beginning. Of course;
but then the parrot may learn the ropes
rs his term OF service lengthens in the
Office.
The most distressing thing about the
whole affair Is the sad revival of the
/ Hearst-hearse joke.
1.-THE Blowhard" has made its appear
ance in the field OF New York journalism.
| Perhaps. however, this is only one of our
old friends in disguise.
The hinge-makers Of Great Britain have
| formed q trust. but this country is not
ready TO open the door Of hope to them.
| The recent discovery Of a microbe over
| 1000 years old leads one 20 suspect that
! It IS only the good microbes that die
young.
Mr. Bryan doubtless views with alarm