Bisbee daily review., 1906-07-29
JUNGLE J0E' IS ON VACATION
 LARK
Likes New York, and Declares That Coney Island Is
 Finest for Recreation

after their fences, he announced, with picturesque verbal embroidery. that he wanted a real summer vacation not the strenuous hayfork and Demo cratic donkey chasing kind. now so much in vogue in the West. If rest is change of occupation, he found it yesterday in and around New York.
 New York is Americas greatest, but least appreciated summer re- sort the speaker said as he cooled himself in the shade of Senator Pen rose and other sky-scrapers. He point ed his white chin whiske=s al the sky line near the zenith. knotting his haIds restfully under his coat tails and went on.
 T went out to Illinois and tried to find rest with my back on the grass and my feet up in the crotch of a tree. but it was no use. With Charlie Fairbanks. the human skyscraper, pausing in his work of madly circling a wheat field on his twine binder only loIg enough to absorb jug of butter milk; with Secretary Shaw wearing a hickory shirt and stacking oats and Taft building fences and the horrible NNoAHPlS Ol ttAN ESSluShN III pAAShAlirS hay so fast as to obscure the sky, the bueolic summer pace has become too swift for me. Do you know, the farm CTS kept coming to me. offering me 2.75 day to help 'em get in their wheat crop?
 Talk about unrest ali over the country? There is so much of it due to our phenomenal prosperity that I had to flee to quiet old New York to keep from being rounded up and com pelled to now hay for farmers who drove their cows home in automobiles. But it aint the kind of unrest that's giving the Czar of Russia nervous prostration.
 Political unrest? That needn't worry anybody. It's merely muscular unrest-optimistic unrest-and I like to sit on the fence and watch it; only poor Uncle Joe is getting too stis in the joints to pitch hay with the Iher- mometer monkeying with the nine ties" !
 When the CZar of the House was asked what he would do if he were the Lead of the dumas, he looked wise, took fresh chew of Virginia plug, and climbed into an automobile for spin around the city with his CO., workers of the forthcoming Republican campaign textbook. which will prob. ably be entitled. Rally Round the President, Then Stand Pat" Price SI.
 In the evening Uncle Joe continued his feyerish search for the quiet life by sweeping down on Coney Island, shooting the chutes, pumping the bumpers, looping the loops and join- ing vociferously in the choruses of the amateur soubrettes on the Midway.
 When they showed him Bostock's cub lion. which the Secretary of the Treasury recently named Leslie NJ. shaw Speaker Cannon looked griey- ed, but baked at Senator Penrose's suggestion that they trot out the big gest elephant in the shop and name it Cannon"
 Now, you know I'm not the whole G. O. P.' Uncle Joe insisted. He caught sight of the ballroom on the pier and suggested that they trip the light fantastic, too, but when they told him that Shaw had preceded him there, he refused to dance with any of the charming young ladies, to whom he was introduced.
 That man Shaw needs watching" he said. Hes sly old dog. I'll bet if nobody had been watching he would have been waltzing around the floor with the prettiest girl in the place"
 MT. Cannon was full of enthusiasm over Coney Island. He waved his fawn- colored slouch hat on high. as he shot down the steep inclines of the scenic railway, and insisted that the delights and distractions of the swift rides in the airships and the chutes boat had completely cured him of a severe at- tack Of indigestion.
 Let the mental-science people make the most of that" he announced.
 He heard the Demosthenes-yoiced announcer at the great train-robbery scene declare:
 The outlaws are captured, and the wages of sin is deathi"
 Sounds good to me-" said Uuncle Joe. Let's try it."
 He was so taken with the charms of the lady outlaw that he begged an in- Production to her and pressed her hand SC long and fervently that his poIiti- cal friends became alarmed lest stories. of Uncle Joe's impressionabiIity might be waited back to Illinois, where the speaker comes up for reaomination next month.
 Break away. Joe.' whispered Rep resentative Sherman.
 Miss Ormond," said the speaker. q would like to be bandit chief for little while. with permission to steal you"
 At an early hour this morning, as the speaker was whirled back to the Waldorf-Astoria in an automobile. he continued to sing the praises of Coney Island.
 Its the greatest place of recreation in America" he said.
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