New-York tribune., 1906-09-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

or all the names that have been suggested for the
bobtaiied spelling, perhaps the best is "joshbiungs-
gate" The Boston Transcript perhaps deserves
the credit for the invention We cannot trace the
origin back further. though '"The Transcript mod
estly says the "sO-called joshbiIllngsgate"
A RIVALS opinion-Mrs. styIe-Mrs. Cashe has a
Mrs. Parvenu-Then il She has a good deal or - T
know she got 1t cheap-BalttmOre American.
The Editor of The Berlin Comm News" IS Der-
turbed over the stationary. perhaps falling birth
rate in his town He feels impeled to discourage
race suicide. and offers free a years subscrtp-
ton 20 his paper TO the parents or any boy baby
born in the town.
THE CNSANITARY FLY
and saass T9t tn. the SSas San q
Objectionable Greature; that from youth
Though not till now has the full nauseous truth
or your misdsedS been stated
Often about my comfortable bed
Your buzLings marred my slumbars:
You crawled upon my not too hirsuts head
In never failing numbers.
Now Science has condemned you; yet. tits said.
Little. can harm one. II he keeps his head
In a refrigerator.
To such a refuge. therefore, let me fee
And as II closes me.
Find So somfoEt . IN a., the fact that there will be
A London optician- something OF a philosopher
posts this notice beside the broken window OF his
shop:
''Notice.-It the midnight visitor who heIped him,
self TO goods through the centre OF plate glass
window finds them satisfactory a Testimonial vyiu
Oblige- Name and address should be sr1DnltAd net
for publication. but a guarantee Of good faith
Uncle Anen.-"Well.' said Uncle Allen Sharks
laying the paper aside with something like resent
his remarks with reference the railroads and he
train boys TO disgorgs their nm gotfeb pelg the
Chicago Tribune SANS
There is being exhibited in Liverpool a predictions
egg. that OF a tall. nghtless bird-the 4pvorpis
maximus-which formerly Inhabited the island OF
Madagascar The eggs OF this immense creature
are nearly yard I'm circumference and a foot in
length and their cubcal contents roughly speaking
are equal 10 six ostrich eggs. $50 hens eggs or
oo"" humming bisds eggs. or two gallons OF water
The market price ranges from f35 to f6D only
twenty known specimens being in existence
When mother scolds her son and the father
agrees with her, this makes her mad that she
Globe. ''''S'"
good snake story from India Is told b. General
Sir Thomas Edward Gordon: An officer happened
10 cast his arm over the side OF the one night
and he was awakened by sharp bite one OF his
fingers Calling for light. and the servant who
brought it. on hasty examination. decided thar tb
punctured marks were those OF a snake bite and
after tightly binding his arm In two places 10 s+o,
CIRCULATION he proceeded. with the assist
ance to cut on the bitten finger In the mean time
quickly 10 the regimental hospital. where medical
treatment was promptly applied. The surgeon ex-
amined the severed portion OF the finger and pro-
nounced the bite 90 be that of a rat"
\ WIDOWS REPLY
l"Should widows remarry DAILY Paper
Should widows remarry ,'' What stun [ derlarat
st. Paul, IL IL true. who Is reckOned
A light. his opinion must needs go and air
Ihat beTsaVed danes should nOt take a second.
But St Paul. as a bschslor never himself
was the great matrimonial swim in.
or ns'd have known better than place the shelf
All once. or cen twice. widowed women
will
Is e.er To be fellows wife.
And because death has robbed her. must she re-
main stll
out OF work for the Of her ltee
As well might you say that man who has lost
HIS oefth IN once shop
FROM sseAlng another (whatever the cost
OF such rolly) hencefOrward should stop.
It's absurd to contend that a death severd match
-4Hat hdFtfN VOWS us
: 11uid widows renarryr' FES-whue Ne can
catch
Any suitable man TO spouse Truth