Arizona republican., 1906-10-14
! LITTLE JAMES |,


 GA Dramatic Review of the Comico- Tragico performance at the Doris last nightD
 They never wasn't a more Disap- pointin Funkshun an tn Aintworth- Ffch combinashun which snode at tn Doris Opry house last mite. The Opry house Manidgement ain't as Pertickler as it ust to be, for I remember wunst at they Stopt a Show in tn Middle an made 'em give tn Money Back. Last nite they let tn AintwOrth- -Fich show run its full Coarse an tn Ogience was Helpless.
 They wasn't nuthin' done at tn Bill sed was agoin to Happen. They ad- vertised for us to see Tommus Fich, the Human PrOgidy which was borned with Silver Tung. in his grate Spesh- ulties of tn Livin Wether Vain. an his High an Lofty Ground TumbIin Ack, an his Bareback Riden, goin Backwards an Forrards all at wunst. This was to be follered by Mister Fich in his famus Prestidigitater an Imper- sonater Rolls in which he changed his Cloes without gOin' behind tn Curtins or maxim the Women Blush
 In conclushun Mister Fitch was agoin to Enack tn Butifle Drammy of Booth an Normy, takin' both parts hisself a tn same time. Tn Bill sed at Mis- ter Fich was tn only Actor in Amer riky at was Versityle enuff to be both Herowines at wunst. They sed at hs could play Uncle Toms Cabbin with out any help. appearin' in tn Title Roll an in tn parts of Little Evyy an tn Blood HOuns an tn Steembote an tn Ohio River all by his lone self But tn Bills sez at Mister Fitch seldom oil h; unless tn Box Offs Reseats is big enuff to Justify it.
 It was also advertised at efforts had been made to Secoor that Distinguish ed OrnerythOlOgicle Collecksnun. AIl-in Teebird, which is found nowhers else 'cept along tn He'd Walters Of tn Ragin Santy Crooz.
 They wasn't none of them things there. Tn only Reel Artus on tn Stage was Mister Aintworth in a contorshun Ack in which he Interduced what's called a Cornbinashun Pistorshun an Jugulin performance usin' Packs an Figgers. As a Juguler. Mister Aint- worth beets lots of Japaknees at I've seen.
 But Mister Fitch he jist laid down on tn Ogience. He didn't even show his Silver Tung, if he had any, He acted
 
 Staithood meetin' an at he'd been paid to Resite somethin. Insted of resitfn' a scotch from Booth an Nomy he re- peeted tn speech of Spottycuss to tn Gladdyaturs which begins as folIers:
 "I was not always thus a hired Boocher of Territories an sin gle staits, as ye see me now. Only ten short weeks ago Il was tn Stanchest, Kindest friend ArizOny ever had. I loved her as loved Nevady on Utaw an Alasky an tn Sanwitch Hans an Californy an all tn rest of my Natif Staits an all the Turin Lands where I was Borned an Rared. l was ready to shed my Langwidge in her defense against that Monster Giant Staithood. Ye see me now tn Savid0e Cheef of still more Savidge men. Ye asst me what made me so? Go an ast them Mercilous Moo Mexican Bondholders which spares neither Age or Seeks. They is perfect ly Roothless. That's why we had to cut out Booth an Nomy tonight. It's filled my Hart with Greef to part with | em. They been on my Silver Tung ever sense, when a Beerdless Bow TI Enthrilled tn 49ers with my Eiler- ! kence. But they hafto go Sich is th' | Power and Croolty of Gold"
 It was tn Bombest Show at was ever seen in Feenix
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