The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-01-04
THTSTLES.


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waiter, thls si<si 10 vrslctedi !
sos sss hev ypu ess1 reeonDsss 10
ne. Wei, yos sss, II u had bcsr left
ever sfcssS have ks1 10 sst " for zap
p~s'
Arr What dh yosr mother gay
vhsn yos tod her that ] uas sorry that
ia msas 90 Mot u ayssli lac, sight
0rsc~.lh. sAs ssAA sbs notse~d ncshise
snssasl.
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ovwosAi. siss~f. iiis fail ef ,css hair
uscA sllA4-Ss zoo don't BY becti {
boaxts a. ovefcoAi once that only had one
io1s hair % " aud ny wife came bear get
ting divorce
That expert on hsndursiins said tbers
vss no character is ny hand. What Old
b mean by ths,' Ne slnpiy means thu.
ycu are sensible and eopssdsrsts enossh TO
vri,s each oAsrsetsr kxioly.
--Gssss, ssid ths trolley car conductor,
you musint stanA 90 the back platform,
Ter breahin' The ruies. Some Of EN- sint,
pspsd Up The little nsn. They're s,sndln'
on ny feet.
why have you rot that string tied
sboa, yoer noesr, Bsnpeets That 10 TO
resnind me that Mrs. Hsrpeck 10 Waiting
her mother and that am going to make
night Of u,
--hn Ijsns-Hov are you getting along
With that nee Kitchen GIRL Of yeurs' Mrs..
Upmore- She might hear 700. This
y her Afternoon 10.
--0rimhy ssy that the earth
wsbblss 10 its orbit. Gayboy-Ths scien-
lists are right. old man. noticed II NY
sslf las, night on my home from the club.
Mrs. 0aymsn--But men are 90 dectlt-
fall An. oldboy--ob, no, they're not.
They oriy think day are. They don't de-
osivs ~ one bit.
Gilbert Vas describing the nut we'd
ding hs he'd ever sssn. And the man tbs,
Vas married, he said In conclusion, bad on
Q cocktail coat.
weary wagss--She asked me whittier
Iwrs driftIn'. Must hev took me fer =
Q snowflake. Frosty Fester-hore likely
shs took yer fer mud scow dat's slipped
IT, tug.
II have always noticed, remarked the
MAJ who comments On things, that the
man who eats the most ID not always the
latest. Tree, replied Senator Badger, and
have also noticed that the man who talks
the most 10 not always the wisest.
--whs, do you think Of that young au-
thors Before reading HE book, answered
Nis Cayenne, thought be must be more
Intelligent than he looks. After reading 1t
have concluded that he looks more intel.
iigsnt than he 10.
Little Bobby Vas ssksd TO write com
position on some animal, AID be wrote one
the zebra - follows; The zebra 10 hobo
horse that don't have to work, because It
wears stripss. when men wear stripes
they have to work harder than those that
don't year them, but the zebra loafs
arosnd the 400 all day, eating peanuts and
doing nothing.
why 10 It. said the young man with
long hair, that tho average woman would
rather marry money than brains' She
takes ilcss chances, answered Mise Cay
snne. The average woman 10 Q better
Judge OF money than abe 10 Of brains.
where there's smoke there must be
Ore. Now, there's quotation that never
secned 70 ring true TO me. wonder who
arst said thats some woman, probably,
spon hearing an improbable story about .
nslghbor.
II ~ somebody advocates the use Of
The sword In Dmsetings between cadets.
What nonsense! Those meetings are SER
o0s a6airs.
He's servant Of the people. Yes, I
know. bot he's - naughty ~ the servant
Of . private family.
small Margie, seeing gentleman With
. large chry millennium In his buttonhole
passing BY, exclaimed, "Oh, mamma, look
VIA. . big Christmas anthem that mans
got.
--Tsschsr--Now, Tommy, can you tell
me how many make . thousapds Tommy
Ten hundred. Teacher That's right.
Nov, Johnny, tell me how many make
million. Johsny--About one In million,
gees.
--Bessis - (aged four)-Msmma, does
folks marry In hsaven' hamma-The
good book says not, dear. Bessie--Apd do
they marry in--in IN other placei Nam.
NAL presume not. Bessie-Then I'm 60
Ing to stay on earth.
New Ministsr--And what are you 90
Ing 70 be when you grow up, my boy !
Harry--A great surgeon. like my father.
New Ainister--So your father 10 great
surgeon. IL hsi Harry---You bet be 10.
why, only last ve<h be ssved the life Of
man who was fatally injured In railway
wrcck.
-Hh wife-rhere you are going GU,
again TO maks nigh, Of Il. No consider
alton u oil for me! Hen the contrary,
my dear. I'm doing n to save you the uou.
bic Of preparing breakfast for me. feel !
won't peed any tomorrow.
Prudent Asnt-You should not Be In
too big hurry selecting . husband, my
dear. don't think much Of the young
men Of today. Ethel-Yes, but many ;
girl remains single Oh her life BY waiting
tor the young men Of tomorrow.
Abel, cried Cain haushtily, you insult
ma In tAia thnllHS than fh0r, Aiiliads And