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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02
FACIAL PARALYSIS
Hs.vous Distortion OF Face Cured ~
Dr.. williams Pink Pills.

H..xous Distortion OF Face Cured b.
Or. williams Pink Pills.
what appears to be slight nervous
stack may be the forerunner ola severe
disorder. No nervous sufferer should
neglect the warning symptoms, but
should see that the starved nerves are
Iourished before the injury to the deli.
ate organism has gone to an extent that
renders II cure difficult matter. The
ueryesreceive theirnourishmepst through
the blood, the same rs every other part
If the body, and the best nerve tonic and
food is Or. Williams Pink Pills. The
experience OF Mr.. Harry Bemis, Of
rruthville, Washington county, N. T.,
substantiates this.
~ had been feeling badly for q long
time" said Mr.. Bemis, "and in the
early part Of September, 1902, Twas COM
pelled to quit work on account of my Ill
health. My trouble was ut first ex-
IRENE nervousness, then my sight be
came affected and consulted ,an oculist
who said was suffering from paralysis
He treated me for some time, but I got
no benefit. ! tried another doctor and
again failed to obtain any relief. Ny
nervousness increased. Slight noises
would almost make me wild. My month
was drawn SO I could scarcely eaC and
one eye was affected so could hardly
see. had very little use Of my limbs,
in fact was almost complete wreck
81 am albright now and am at work
That is because followed my wife's nd
vice and took DR.. Williams Pink Pills
She had used the same remedy herself
with the most gratifying results and she
persuaded me to try them when it up
peared that the doctors were unable t
help me. They acted very surely in M.
case; my face came back into shape anc
III time was entirely Well"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by al
druggists or by mail by the DR.. William:
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. 4
booklet on Nervous Disorders sent fret
Gu request. ~
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02
THE WHITE RIVER COUNTRY.
The New FL Dorado Now Open to the
p, Public.

The New FL Dorado Now Open to the
Public.
The long expected, much talked Of.
opening of the White River Country,
between Carthage, Mo-, and Newport,
Ark, is now an accomplished fact;
through trains in each direction on
the new White River Line having
been inaugurated on January 21st.
In connection with the Tide Water
Line along the Mississippi River to
the Gulf, this marks the completion
of new route between the North
west and the Southeast, Of great anl
growing importance.
The commercial invasion by the
railway of mountain Businesses in the
White River Country, in Missouri and
Arkansas and Of the lowland river
district Of Southeastern Arkansas and
Louisiana has not appeared feasible
until the present day.
With the accomplished fact Of a
thorough line, variety Of landscape
and social conditions OF the mos
diverse character is brought to view.
The products of the mine local.
zinc, lead, manganese, onyx and build.
ing stones-inexhaustible quarries Of
fine marble of almost every known va
riety), Of the forest Coax, pine, wal
J nut, ash, cypress and cedar lumber),
farms in Tie valleys Cotton, and the
various temperate zone grains, and
grasses), and the orchards Of the up.
lands (peaches, apples, pears, berries
and the fruit of the vine), with the
sports Of the chase, and Of angling in
Z lake and stream, are now offered to
! the enterprising who may plan {;
shorter or longer abode in. this new
country.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

What's the use being victorious
hero, anyway? Field Marshal Oyama's
name isn't appearing in the headlines
my oftener than Gen. StoessePs, and
We have forgotten for the moment
who the Jap fellow was that Port
Arthur was surrendered to.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

A warrant has been issued in Santc
Domingo for the arrest of President
Morales 1t would be extremely CRUEL
Of the courts to compel the president
TO go back. in case he were cap
tured. and take UP his job where he
dropped 1t when the members Of his
cabinet got out their razors.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02
A necessity always seems less i'm
-sortant than a luxury.
Just az Cheap

travelling to New York or Boston Wis
the Michigan Central "The Niagars
Falls Route" as by any other road
Tourist sleeping car, Chicago to Bos
ton every day except Friday. Inquire
# local ticket agent or address L
D. Heusner, G. w. P. A., 11S Adams
ST.. Chicago
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

M. Chambers, the American cornet.
list, is to be paid $500 week, with
out board, for iootling in Paris. We
would like to start a subscrlption-to
scare up any old sum that would buy
OF few other cornetists from toot.
hzs.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

The big diamond found last year
has now been appraised at s45.OO0,-
000 Somebody will have to build a
larger caravansary than any in exist
ence for the hotel clerk who will wear
chat gem.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Alfaretta Bingo asks us to state
that the women who are compiling
statistics as to the average number
a u children to family are not rock
Ing the cradle while writing their re-.
ports. It is SO stated. AIfaretta.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Was there no public-spirited mil
lionaire novelist to save the sacred
home OF Mrs. Wigs from the posses
sion Of saloonkeeper? Where were
Mr.. AIDE, Mr.. George McCutcheon,
Mr.. Churchill?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

"The bridegroom Is usually the
most depressing feature of the mod
ern wedding" according to wom-
ans magazine. Also. he is generally
the most depressed.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Lincoln steffens says New York has
lone OF the best municipal regimes in
the United States" This may be
true, but it Is severe on the other
cities Of the country.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Little brother-"De you know what
+, think?" Sister-"No; what is it?'
Little brother-T think II were not
IN the room Mr.. Jones would kiss
YOU" Sister"You impudent boy!
Leave the room instantly" Trans
lated for Tales from Meggendorfer
Batter.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Somebody has asked for q receiver
for the Interstate Telephone company
Of New Jersey. Sometimes It must
be good deal Of fun to be telephone
receiver.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Mark Twain thinks that c1laufeurs
TRANS who are run down by scorching
automobiles can think of much harder
names than that to call them.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

do you believe in marrying girl
for her money!" Not as a general
hing, but sometimes that's the only
way You can get # away from her.
Ex. .3
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

President Hadley of Yals says that
there are too many teachers in this
country, and that they get too little
pay. It's the same with newspaper
men.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Pittsburg millionaires are now
charged with bribery and corruption.
Evidently the chorus girls haven't
kept them SO busy as has been sup.
posed. ..
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Secretary Taft has succeeded in re-
iucing his weight twenty-nine pounds
~ vigorous horseback riding. The
condition of the horse is not reported.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

A Plttsburg doctor has tasted for
thirty-seven days. II the air Of Pitts
burg were as full Of nourishment as
1t is of SCOT, he could live forever
without eating.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

what did your wife give you for
,hristmas?" BOX of cigars" what
'ou going to do with 'em?" Have 'em
rolled with corned beef for dinner
ONE ."-Cleveland Leader.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Chicago announces that she Is going
% have the biggest hotel in the world.
There are people who are compelled
20 stay in Chicago over night.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Gen. Ramon Caceres will now pro
tide for Santo Domingo a permanent
md stable government. lasting for at
east several weeks.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

j It is unnecessary to add that the
chicago attorney who wants to regu
ate marriage has no intention Of get
ing married himself.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

A California woman has adopted g
district messenger boy, who will, NJ
'oubt, remind her Of time-he's sc
Iifferent.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

1t is mistake to give your wife a
million dollars to be good to you.
When she has got the million she
doesn't have to be good to you.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

II the car succeeds in raising tina
500, o0o, 900 his next great problem viii
,e to hide it where the grand dukes
.annot get at It.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Maid-"Please. mum, the baby has
gone and turned the jug of cream al
over me best dress" Mistress
er mind, Bridget; we can use the con
densed milk. Judge.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

In France the assembly elects the
president. This saves the necessity
II candidates buying cigars for the
common, everyday voters.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

In London society they are discuss
ng the question: What IS propriety
Ink?" What does London society
know about propriety?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

The name of the new chief OF the
)sages is Skink.kah-ha-he-he. And
'ou can hardly say it for laughing.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

There are People in Russia whose
ole object in life is to think up new
inds of trouble for the car.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

No sooner is one report denied that
Iing Leopold is losing his mind thar
is announced that he has got mar
led.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Whenever we see man who says
ls Is henpecked, we rather suspect
hat It's coming to him.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

A sign thin woman is popular:
II her friends call her fragile" in
stead Of skinny"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF as
/ cough cure.-J. W. O'BR1EN, S2S In1To ave
n, Minneapolis. Mimi, Jan. 6, 19oo.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Cleverness is the thought Of an n
dividual; wisdom is the collective
thought of humanity.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

They're talking now Of making
Maine . winter resort. For Esqui
maux3
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
made of rich, mellow tobacco. Your
tealcr or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

A bartender doesn't have to be a
uarine artist to draw schooner.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

4 Il 10 only after . millionaire dies
hat one learns how many and what
relations he had.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

A bird in the hand is worth 81, or
more on a bonnet.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

To CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
fake LAX ALIVE BROMO Qunine Tablets. DRUG
lists refund money If It fails to cure. +. W.
aROyE'S signature Is on each box. 2oc.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

We speak Of fortune as a woman.
She must. be the married one, for we
I'll know Misfortune.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

When two young people embark or
he sea Of matrimony one of them is
,retty sure to rock the boat.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Many mother neglects her child
.en to attend a mothers meeting.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Education is the unfolding Of tn,
whole human nature.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

The weather seems to disagree most
with the weather forecaster.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz pacKage
tents. The Russ Company, South Bend. Ind.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

It's a good plan to forgive your
enemy, if he has the drop on you.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

Politeness is generally expended on
people we don't know very well.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02

The genuine has a date and number
stamped on the label take no other from
your drnegist.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02
Iowa State Bystander
Bystander Pub. Co.

pEs MONIES. IOWA
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-02-02
PUTNAM FADELESS

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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16
THE GENTLER SEX.

Mrs. NJ. Elizabeth Trey was today
awarded a verdict 81 500 BY the jury
in the Supreme Court against Mrs. MIN.
ME II. Scanlon. ALFs. scanlon sold Mrs.
Trey some medicine To remove her
freekles. The freckles were removed but
Mrs. Trey said the operation hurt. Mrs.
scanlon eontended that Mrs. Trey did
not follow instructions. Binghamton
Press.
Oh, We womenl How we continually
put ourselves in positions to catch every
shaft of ridicule the other sex launches
at usl That was my thought while /
waited for my turn az the post office
window, held for ten full minutes by a
woman who planted her elbows on the
sill, thus barring out anybody who
might feel inclined TO hurry matters. /
lost train, man missed the mail that
insured the delivery OF his Christmas
gift, and q woman turned away with a
despairing sigh and the remark that
she must return 10 work as her noon
hour had passed. The poor man penncd
behind the window was twice called to
an important duty by his superior be-
fore he had disposed of The author of
everybody's trouble. The woman's err
rand was this: She had an awkward
parcel she wished to send some distance
and was undecided between the mail
and express. Perhaps the express office
had been attacked in a similar fashion.
but, at all events, she listened to care
ful explanation of the rules Of the Gov
eminent and the necessity Of reducing
the package 70 conform with the four.
pound limit She was advised to use
the express, as the company had facili-
ties for such business and were respon-
sible for the safe delivery of all par-
cells. Then she asked questions covering
al the ground once gone over and nedi,
tated at length between them. The
clerks patience was remarkable, but /
would dislike to repeat to her scraps
OF conversation | overheard after She
had taken her departure without word
Of thanks to the man or an apology for
distressing others. a Disguised man
remarked on the stupidity of the sex
and wondered how men who were forced
TO deal, 70 any extent, with women man.
aged to live out half their days. / felt
no resentment at the speech. even felt
a bit guilty for, being woman, / prob.
ably have my share of the faults Of the
sex. recovered my composure Litter on.
when ! saw three women in succession
attempt to open a door by pushing the
hinges for the broad piece Of metal
placed as a marker on the door. AIinnca.
polls Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16
COLLEGE AND SCHOOL.

The state of New York expended $4T,-
100000 on its public schools during the
past fiscal year.
Mrs Humphry Ward has imported
into England the vacation school, orig
mated by American women and since
adopted by many American school
boards.
President John Gordon Of the How
ard university, Washington, has resign
cd, his resignation TO take effect next
May. Dean Frederick F. Fairfield, who
on two former occasions has acted a.
president, has been named as acting
president
The Memorial Industrial School For
Children. which r. A. B. Widener has
endowed with 100000 in memory OF
his wife. win be shortly given to phiia-
delphia. 1t consists OF group of
buildings and is planted on thlrty.fye
acres Of land at Broad and Olney ave.
nues
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16
FARM FOR SALE.

known as the Sylvanus Hubbard farm.
located on the west hill in Chelsea on
the road from Chelsea to Brookfeld.
Contains lis acres Of land, suitably
divided into tillage, pasture and wood.
land. Extra good sugar orchard Of 500
10 1000 trees, also Eastwood and ash
for lumber. Two apple orchards, nearly
all grated fruit; also pears, plums and
small fruit.
Buildings all in good repair, with
ncverfailing water at house and barn.
The place viii keep, besides team, is
head or more of cattle.
Orange County Telephone company
telephone in the house. Rural free de-
livery mail stops at the door every
day. Groceries are delivered here every
week
Anyone wishing to purchase a farm
will find it to his advantage to examine
this property, as ! wish to dispose Of
il Of once, Call and see the place, or
address
JOSIE P. HlBBARD, Chelsea, VI.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16
HALL CAME EPlGRAMs.

Many good sword is In bad
sheath.
Nobody knows what is inside anoth.
ers coat.
II isn't good well If water has to be
carried to 1t.
Seldom does the servant maid starve
In the larder.
Many o man sharpens his ak who
never uses II.
A cow seldom kicks when you are
carrying her clover
1t is easier to count twelve noun
tains than to climb one.
People who are naked needn't ri
about mending other peoples clothes
Whom the gods love die young, but
that Is only because they never grow
old.
Death makes those who hate us hate
as less and those who love us love us
more.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16
TALK OF THE TOWN.

children's union suits at McWhorter's,
soc and $500.
The old time favorites, Lucieris Min
strels, at Hale's tonight.
The Firemen's club viii meet at the
central fire station Tuesday evening
There wsil be regular meeting Of
Hearts Of Oak Lodge, No. an, Sons Of
St. George, Tuesday evening, Jan. 1e,
at z o'clock.
Don't let it slip your mind that you
can save ten per cent by buying that
set Of crockery during the month Of
January. G. n. kenyon 4 Co.'S Bar
gain Store.
a petition I'M bankruptcy was fiIed
yesterday by Fred J. Gould Montpe-
lier man, who has liabilities Of s390.54
and assets Of Sl5s, all Of which lie
claims to be exempt, Edward Burns ii
Rutland filed petition also Yesterday.
with liabilities Of S394.20 and assets Of
$500. He claims everything Ii exempt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16
WASHINGTON.

Miss Lucy Roberts is reported as be-
ing worse.
Alba Bohonon has sold his farm to
Slocum brothers.
About fifty couples attended the dance
at the hotel Saturday night.
The Grange will hold an all night
dance Tuesday evening OF this week.
Everybody invited
B'irnie Seaver has bought the Den
nison Flint farm.
Miss Lucy Calef and her niece. Miss
Emily, were in Barre Saturday.
a number OF Changers from this place
are planning to 90 Thursday evening
to East Topsham for the purpose Of
attending the installation OF officers of
the Grange there.
Miss Lena Barrup has finished work
az Ira Calef's and il stopping with
her sister, Mrs. Lord Of Orange.
Victor Curtis has returned from Bur.
lington, where he had his right eye Re.
moved
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16

Z. II. Houses herd was increased re-
Gently By . pair Of twin calves.
Frank Barney has finished cutting
wood Tor e. J Woodbury..
Scion Lawrence, who has been rum
ming the Montpelier poor farm the past
yeaF, has moved back to his home here
with his family
]. ~ Ninslow has returned to his
horne in Woodstock after five weeks
visit here at His ia home with His son.
F. ". Ninsiow.
J Campbell Webb expects to finish
cutting Ice this week Some inconven.
fence has been experienced this season
from the large overflow Of water where
ever one the lake lee has been cut. The
great pressure Of water ii caused by Tie
rains, and mild weather since the Ice
formed
Thomas Spooner and wife Of Barre
were in town Sunday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-16
THE ROYAL BOX.

The Prince Of Wales delights In that
delicate scent known as wood violet.
The shah of Persia win not sit at
table on which either salmon or lobster
is placed.
The new queen OF Norway speaks
iuently five languages. She is ex.
tremely fond OF sport and is a keen
cyclist and has ridden through the
streets Of London on her machine.
The khedlve Of Egypt is one OF the
potentates who have pro6ted, both
morally and financially. from the pro.
lection of Britain. In addition to bis
annual grant OF 100000 he has amass-
ed an enormous private fortune, and
his morals are infinitely better.