The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-28
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rri'oaHIv np and Town y few times,
us most politely 20 tho Duke and
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Levy, 'hia urinhnhitahlr state n affairs
o.. boo assuagrI. begun tho Hon. I
.eI's perlman Ihree daya later 4 clrci-
r appeared In tho American Dancing
utr..r, on Grand -trert and several other
.ur.r1s ~ social lifa
'Ino levy's frat bargain day IN the
rlrri0F, husinr-a II not. why no;2' Il
,ta bonded and u went on
-Io attract Flat side society to my I'M
% uaIIsl facilities In tho hymeneal line I
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r. addition thereto I will give to each happy
couple, without prejudice az 10 religion,
color or shape. q beautiful ~ karat solid
gold marriage ring and a handsome NAL
'aae cat, specially imported from Topeka,
Kan
'Thi4 should have a most bench ~cti,ious
eject on your marriage business said the
Hon. J. Choate Perlman. the author Of it
So the Duke SGT his nephews, Sammy
Fcinberg and Abcy solomon, at catching
maltese cats from Kansas for fl We cents
Il cat, bought three dozen solid gold rings
for s3.3s. 10 and 5. Early yesterday MORN
ing Henry Paul. the Dukes managing
clerk, took all the cats over and shut EN- all
in Pcrlman's Office back of Levy's. Then
he tastefully arranged the solid gold rings
on a table.
BY the time the Duke got there at 8 o'clock
half a dozen couples we're waiting for him.
'Come right in, ladies and gentlemen. I
hope in a year l may give you babies rattles
for presents" said the Duke in his most
gallant manner.
Morris Kahn, a young matzoth maker
Of 100 Norfolk street, with his sweetheart.
Yetta Malinsky, led of in the bargain day
And now where's the cat?' asked Yetta.
she had got the ring.
Chief Clerk Paul pushed open the door
10 the Perlman sanctum, out came a streak
Of cat talk and the beginning OF a streak
Of cat. The whole bunch wanted to come,
Mr., Paul e1pertly eliminated only one,
after shutting the door on its tail.
He looks a little chewed up, y said the
Duke. "but he'll get over il, just put
him In this coffee bag and when you get
home turn the cold faucet on him
He'll quiet right down then"
The Duke and Paul managed to bag the
cat, and Morris carried him of at arms
beeming proudly on Yetta, After
that Paul bagged the cats himself, The
went right on doing a merry business
and vows that no used up a dozen cats
and rings. i
Lastly a young man who had come around
the day before to find out II II was all right
about the ring ara the cat as az advertised
hove in sight with Il pretty girl on his arm.
Hello, Mr.. .Cominsky said the Duke: Is
see yer, Mrs. Cominsky."
"Cominsky? Cominskyi l don't know you,
my name Ia TO be Comans, sir, and at
sir, it is Baker. Anna May, Baker.
! have no relatives with any such name
seeT GG%l"' cSmi TiTi ! w / am H e telephone
That's all right put in Harold For
Heavens sake, be quiet Annie Don't
mise a row now"
The Duke began to read of his impromptu
in 2 chastened voice, DO you,
Harold"
"Oh, no.; YOU don't said Anna, 'I'm not
over here TO get married and then
find you're premiums are no good Let me
soc that ring" -,
at the pit of his stomach.
is this the ring' DO you mean to say
his Is the ring?"
The Duke didn't stop to argue with her.
open the door and let her soc the cat right
away too. Let's get this over. ' he said,
N n pm@, WA @as 'SSS nSSded 10 m'1 Ser h ia a co Tee' b sse
And this, Harold Etnelbert, Ia what you
bring me over here TO get as a premium.
shame, oh, shame I'll never forgive you,'
She cried,
D he sought TO shut the door against Rosey,
tie lawyer, who was trying to break into a
damage suit. you've made this
and you've got to stand by IL, YOU'RE
going to marry me and you're going &c, give
me- those premiums, Now get 'em, That's
all. Get EN-
The Duke tried pleading n little bit, then
his hat on his head and ran out after
one real maltese cat and a real fourteen
karat gold ring. He came back nine dollars
but still feeling lucky. He felt luckier
much more relieved when Mr., and Mrs.
'omans shook hands and bid him good-by,
Now l didn't scratch up your furni-
ure, " he said to the Hon, j, Choate Perlman,
that worthy came in after the days
work was over, THAT Is something you'll
nave to ask somebody else about. IT. been
a great day and ! think, as you say, IT will
be- very benefictitious to my marriage bust
Tcss. Hereafter I'm going 10 have a bar
gan day every week, Instead OF charging
i've or ten dollars for marrying people my
Iec will be 81 80 fiat, Only, hereafter I'm
only going to give babies rattles and side
combs and such things as premiums, and
EN- IA that, too"