The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-21

married . year. How do yta M. =, ,s.a
husbandl" sober. mum.s-Ha....u
Post.
Poet So you think I should n -,
IRE into my verses. ElitorrM ~
sir. quite the reverse Boston ~.
script.
The Teacher Why 10 proerastin,,,,.
called the thief Of timer The Dunc.
Because It takes person 20 lons = -.
it.-Men and Women.
:our husband seems to have /. "a,
affectionate disposition" Good -.
cious! Have you found It ont, nor
Cleveland Plain. Dealer.
Mr.. Younghub This sponee est. !.
very tough, my love-" Mrs. Youn.huh-
How queer!And told tho man. to. ,,,.
me the youngest, tenderest spon9es h.
had Cleveland Leader.
Does angels have golden crowns An.
wear wings, pa ?" why, l believe that
Is the general belief" but you Won,
never be able to find out for sure, viii
you Cleveland Leader.
Pa" said little Willie Underthum
what does q mans better half
mean7" Usually, my son." replied Mr.
Underthum, "she means just what abe
says" Philadelphia Press.
How do you suppose Eve ever got
along without any store windows to
gaze into7" "She probably strolled down
the line every morning and rubbered
at the fig tree."-Housl0n Post.
1.-The plural then of wife is whatf'
The teacher asked. Said Bess.
A most precocious little tot:
tits bigamy, guess. I"
Philadelphia Press
Mrs. Crimsonbeak--I declare: There's
more hard luck! Nothing has gone
right with me this yearl Mr.. Crimson
beak- Well, wife. you xnow everybody
is saying It's bad year for bosses-
Judge.
~ shall .miss.syou while jon are .ea
your hunting trip, dear" 4urmured
the young wife arechonateH, "and
shall pray that the men ION are going
with will do the same "a Cleveland
Leader.
Ncll-Miss Schaip tells ne she Is 70.
ing to play the harp. Relle-Whas
nonsense! She hasn't any talent for
music. Nell-Oh, she 4pQNs that; but
she has lovely arms -Philaadephl'
Leader.
Wigwag scrlbbler. Writing
any poetry these days7 Scribbief-
Only enough to keep the wolf from the
door. Wigwag Great Scott The wolf
can't read poetry, can heHPhlladel
phia Record.
do not be so cast down" she SAID;
at grieves me greatly to give you 50
much pain" He looked up and laughed
Don't worry, he said; my proposal
was Just a freak election bet.-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Pa Twaddles-I can't see why that
young idiot who Is calling On molly
hasn't sense enough to 60. Its MID
night Tommy Twaddles- faint Bis
fault. He can't go-sisters setfin Oh
him. Cleveland Leader
II suppose our friend, will deliver
few speeches In CongressT Yes, a.
swered Senator Sorghum, "be YIN os,
liver them. provided they are ordereo
by the right people and PAID loF ID
Washington Star.
Skorcher-Got an automobile, nav
you? It's very strange / never see sou
on the road. Newman-Thats oec"us'
a. soon as I land there, / always p'eA
myself up and scramble back INTO 'n'
machine. Philadelphia Press.
IF it were not for my wife sro~r
ed the first man at the reception
wouldn't be here 'Neither wouid -. !.
dog-gone itw replied the other man, Il
It were not for my wife. I'm inc p''
tess's husband. '-Philadelphia Pres'
.How're you making out at the op
era house7' I'VE turned 'em away 'a'.
night" "G'wan," Fact Sixteen u
'em.s Manager said it was no use ouln
In gas fer q 50 house. '''SO"'
Post. .,
Lawyer-You say you left home %
the 1Oth7 Yes, sir. Hwye
And came back on the 23th1 ", mn,
YES, sir. Lawyer (seyereS)m,".anass.
were you doing in the interlmt WIN" Uni
Never was in such plaee-D
more American.
.Ef yer real interested" said Dea. =,
Skinner. .I'll tell ye what ! want ...
the,.t horse ~OE, / wouldn't be 'o'e.
ested il known thet," replied FARM. ,
shrude. -Nof" mo. nut wou nn;,
mind. KNOWN what yed take
atlelpEia Ledger 49,.
.Do you mean to say that Jon felu, :,
to allow your daughter 70 mally
son = exclaimed the lady from Cnlo's -,
.whv. We have royal blood ~ VI
veins r aThat's just the reason s =,
ateddvman: .I'm afraid It might c''p
out. Detroit Free Press.
Foreman Cat the dcorl-pia. :, !.
husband how new suit Az clo.n Mrs
this mor-rnin', Mrs. O'MalleJI ~ ~.
49, go, n aid Foreman 4heyr