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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Cut them in halves lengthwise, and
parboil them in sailed water. ScOoD
out most Of the inside and pound to
paste in mortar with a little fat b.
con and some mushrooms previously
chopped up, little onion also chop
ped, pepper and salt to taste, and a
little crumb of bread soaked in stock,
Fill each half with this mixture, lay
in a well-buttered pan and bake for
iforty-fve minutes. Minced ham may
lbe used in place of the bacon and
mushrooms.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Ham Mullins.

Cream one-fourth cupful of butter
add gradually nearly three-fourthS OF
cupful of cold boiled ham, chopped
fine, also a well-beaten egg; then alter
nately one cupful of Graham -four ana
one cupful of white flour, sifted Wild
three teaspoonfuls of baking power
and a cupful of milk. Bake in ho1
well-buttered muffin pan about twenty
five minutes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

AS showing how the human race has
succeeded in climbing upward during
the last hundred years it is worth re
calling that when General Pike discov-
cred the peak now bearing his name he
said no man ever would be able to reach
its summit,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Uses of Parsley.

A bit of parsley eaten just at lnV
close Of dinner is a very good tnnS
to sweeten the breath, and has OeVD
known for ages, the Roman matTO%
using it for that purpose. With u'
parsley is generally used more for Or
namentation than for any other pui
pose, but the leaves may be cheWea ID
breath sweetener.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
bookkeeping.

Secretary-Under what head shall 1
put down the cost of the operation per-
formed on the baroness?
Baron-General repairs. -Translat-
ed for Tales from Simplicissimus.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

The Wall Street Journal is the latest
to follow James J. Hill in teaching the
farmer how to farm. 1t is a good deal
easier and more delightful for a man
who does not know u pillow from har-
row to tell how to do it than it is do the
same
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

The captain of the American ship
Bangalore reports having seen an ice
berg nine miles long and 500 feet high,
but it is too late in the year to arouse
enthusiasm with d lie like that.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Custard Apple Pie.

Choose two ripe, wild apples aDu
scrape them to a pulp with Sll'el
knife. Mix this with one cuplul u
sugar and one saltspoonful OF clnnl
mon. Beat very light two eggs anu
with one cupful of sweet milk mh az
together and fill the pie plate "I.'
has been lined with plain crust Wv
only one crust.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

\ Chinaman has been arrested in
Chicago for "mashing." Can there be
any further doubt concerning the vel
low mans advancement in the ways
of civilization?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Scientists declare that the Arctic ice
regions will extend until they annihi-
late our civilization. In other words, if
we do not get to the North Pole it will
come after us.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Some newspapers are so thoroughly
prejudiced against Mr.. Rockefeller that
they continue to print bald-headed
portraits of him, Notwithstanding he
has gone to the expense of purchasing
a wig
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Perhaps the man who invented seed
less grapes will now produce water
melons that will have handles to carry
them by.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Never having used tobacco in any
form, Banker Nipple of Philadelphia
might have lived to ripe old age, had
he not committed suicide.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Alcohol is a good motive power. Note
the speed at which it helps a man
along to the pOorhouse.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Threatened with a kiss, an Oklahoma
girl jerked her head back suddenly and
broke her neck The moral of which is
in the application thereof.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Nature always does things about
right When she creates a man with
weakness for putting his foot in his
mouth, she invariably provides him
with an adequate breadth of mouth.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

The trouble is that after you have
mastered the reformed photography of
800 words the reformers will come
along with 300 more equally as bad.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Carnegie spells kissed 'kist,' but the
change creates no change in the meth
DDS of going about the matter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

No trouble to raise boys; but girls
must have their hair combed and wear
white dresses. And white dresses don't
do thing to the washing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

The first move of a spelling reform
in Russia would be to take a cold chisel
and knock off the skis and vitch's.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

1t is quite possible that even the
President will forget occasionally and
spell some of them the old way.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Russia has her generals; we have
our Umpires.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Ever notice that when people owe
you they quit speaking to you??
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

in similar enterprises fatalities have
occurred, it is stated that not a single
life has been lost in this construction.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
Women I'm Chivalry.

The old order changeth, and orders OF
chivalry, that had their first origin in
the association together Of men for the
protection of women, are now begin
ming to admit women to their ranks.
says the London Globe. The move
ment is very slow and moves faster in
France, where 1t had its rise. One Of
the first members Of the great Bona
parties Legion Of Honor was woman
who had won the distinction and her
commission by rising from the ranks
In his wars, with a dozen wounds 70
show as her title deeds. During the
restored monarchy. the second republic
and the second empire, no more women
were admitted, but the third republic
has gone back to Bonaparte's tradition
and has this year admitted three wo-
men, two OF them belonging to the
stage, of whom Bernhardt. is one, and
the third a woman painter, Nine. lie
maire. whose studio Is a veritable gar
den Of the roses she delights to paint.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

by their shallow preachments on radi-
cal1sm, the great moral movement
toward more rational political condi-
tons though they waste oceans of ink
In an effort to prove that a decline
has set in.
We commend the logic of the above
to our conservative friends, and to
those who are at heart really looking
for the truth, we would add word Of
caution: Do not be unnecessarily
alarmed every time some newspaper
with corporation proclivities tries to
influence you with the scarecrow of
radicalism. That ruse has been about
played out. Radicalism is what
makes the world move and mankind
has never advanced an inch except as
radica1fsm has overthrow conserva,
tism and. in spite of the purbHnd
safety and sanity" of the age, given
hope to the great mass of humanity
whose natural impulse is for better
and brighter things.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
THE NICE GIRL.

She has SO much to do that she has
no time for morbid thoughts
She awakens cheerfully in the morn
ing and closes her eyes thankfully at
night
She never thinks for q moment that
she is not attractive or forgets to look
as charming as possible.
She Is considerate of the happiness Of
others, and 1t is reflected back to her
as from a looking glass.
She is her own sweet, unaffected
womanly self. Therein lies the secret
Of her popularity, of her success.
She is always willing to give sugg,s
tons that will help some less fortuna
one over the bad place In life's jour
ney.
She never permits herself to grow
old, for by cultivating all the graces ot
heart, brain and body age does not
come to her.
She believes that life has some So
rious work to do, that the serious wo.A
lies very close to the homely, everyday
duties and that kind words cost moth
ing.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
Two Important Don'ts.

Don't. my dear girls, begin dabbing
your faces with creams and lotions one
moment before you need. Pure soa2
and rain water are all the cosmetic
necessary till you are twenty-five al
least. After that nightly applications
Of cold cream and an occasional dust Of
powder are permissible.
Don't, because you are married. think
things do not matter; that you can
wear shabby dressing jackets and pre-
sent a cold cream smeayed countenauce
to your husbands astonished gaze. He
may not say anything. but he thinks all
the more, and lots of little riffs begin
Just that way.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
LentiI Cure For Badness.

New remedies for falling hair are
continually cropping up, and by the
hOpelessly bald these remedies are
adopted with confidence. The lentil
cure is the latest, according to the
Pittsburg Dispatches New York CORE
spondent. The lentil cure is applied
internally-the lentils are eaten. Mar
yelous results are obtained, according
to reports, If the cure Is followed for
six months. Lentils are rich in iron,
and hence are good not only for the
hair, but for the blood as well. Pale
and thin haired folk after a course Of
lentils become rosy and robust and
their hair grows vigorously. Special
lists Of religious bent point to the Bibli-
cal character Of Esau, young man
VIGOROUSLY fond Of lentils and notori-
ously hairy. Lentils look like split
peas. Though they are admitted to be
the most highly nourishing food in the
world. their taste Is gratifying to but
few pee e.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
Radicalism A Scarecrow
in American Politics.

A great many well meaning people
are accustomed to get alarmed when
ever anything of radical nature in
either politics, religion, or science is
proposed. They pride themselves on
their conservatism" their safe and
sane temperament, as it were, forget
ting that conservatism has not only
never accomplished any reform in any
age, but that 1t has been a stumbling
block in the path of progress ever
since the world began.
We find in a recent issue Of the
New Orleans Times-Democrat a brief
editorial discussion of "Radicalism"
which contains some very pertinent
matter on that subject and we repro.
duce 1t as follows:
Radicalism, so-called, seems to be a
disturbing element In American poll
tics at the moment, and a number of
larly exercised over certain political
tendencies grouped conveniently un-
der this heading. They are even 60
ing so far as to to insist that the de.
cline OF radicalism has set in, and in
support of the contention cite the de.
feat of Senator La Follette's candi-
date for governor of Wisconsin So,
too, the election of Mr.. Proctor, Re-
publican, in Vermont, and the defeat
Of Mr.. Clement, Independent Demo
crat, is twisted into a reputation of
radicalism. The defeat of Mr.. Till.
mans candidate in South Carolina, we
may observe in passing, could have
been used with equal propriety for the
same high purpose, for the South
Carolina Senator, we believe, was in
cluded a short while ago, among the
nations most rabid radicals.
While these newspapers are dis
cussing the decline of radicalism, they
overlook Hoke Smiths election in
Georgia, and Mr.. Johnson's return to
office in Minnesota, and a few other
events which mark contemporary his
tory; the fact is they seem to be so
eager to divert public attention from
the real and menacing evils of the
day that they are quite willing to go
to almost any length to accomplish
| this aim.
thing less expert diagnosticians have
, pronounced radicalism may, upon
closer scrutiny, turn out to be ration.
alism. mere political sanity, in which
event they will have reasoned in
vain. Radicalism has long served as a
scarecrow in American politics. The
pioneers were radicals of the rankest
type, and they were so classed by
some of the timid, but well-meaning
fellows Of their own time. Fortunate.
ly the cry of radicalism no longer de.
ceives in America. The people have
learned to distinguish between radi.
calism and rationalism. Within the
last ten years, they have witnessed a
shifting of the scenes on many great
isues, with the result that the radical
policies of yesterday have assumed a
saner aspect, and indeed many OF
| them are now bodied forth as the
very essence of political and economic
wisdom. Newspapers can not check
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

tonaI revolt against t7s ysershIp OF man.
ufacture and trade as the only forms =
progressive activity and the false notion
that wealth built upon these at the sac
rffice Of the fundamental form of wealth
production can endure. A clear recocnl-
ton on the part of the whole people. from
the highest to the lowest, that the tilllce
of the soil Is the natural and most desir
able occupation for man, to which every
other Is subsidiary and to which all else
must In the end yield. is the first reqli
site. With public interest firmly fixed
upon the future OF the country, In mere
self preservation we must give serious
attention to the practical occupation Of
restoring agriculture to its due place in
the nation
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
An Adjustable bed.

A curious and at the same time q
most practical invention is an adjust
able bed. which can be heightened or
shortened at will. Many an extraordi-
narily tall person will welcome this bed.
for in travelling they must often sleep
cornerwise The side rails telescope
and carry a cog mechanism, by which
the footboard can be pushed out to give
the required length. The cogwheels
are turned by means Of a chain gear
ing operated by crank. The matNess
and springs are arranged in adjustable
sections.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
PENSACOLA PHILOSOPHY.
BY Sam. B. Russ.

ssWUt*efdssSNsf*F EXxxx&EE5o
The illusions of life are often the
best part of it.
When woman faints it is often
only feint.
Poverty makes strange bedfellows,
but politics can easily go it one bet.
ter.
IT all our dreams came true. some
of us would have to be false to our.
selves.
When a woman loses her heart, she
feels as If she had found a great
treasure.
II home be where the heart is. II is
not at all difficult to see why some
people have no home.
The much reading" of Lord Bacon
Is not the only thing that makes a
full man," by any means.
Success to often narrows the intel.
lectual vision. 1t takes failure to
open mans eyes.
Every spendthrift is said to be at
bottom a miser-the trouble is that
when he gets to the bottom, he sci.
dom has anything left to hoard.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

Chicago's Five Maiden Aunts.
According to William Hard. In the
American Magazine, the city Of Chi
cago has five maiden aunts. Mr.. Hard
says that these women boss Chicago,
very much to Chicago's advantare-
These aunts, who are bosses. are Mar
garet A. Haley. Mary Mcdowell, JULIA
@. Lathrop, Jane Adams and br
Cornelia De Bey. Miss Haley was u
course the instigator Of the franchi+e
tax fight and is leader in the munir-
fpal ownership movement. Miss Nc
Dowell is a trades union organic
among women. Miss Lathrop, sine''
handed, reformed conditions In TIE
charitable institutions Of Illinois. Miss
Adams, perhaps the best citizen u
Chicago, is the head of Hull House.
DR.. De Bey, a physician by profe'-
sion. is a lively member Of the board
Of education.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The esteemed Live Oak Democrat
says that
Governor Broward and John Beard
have consented to fight the drainage
question all over again at the ap-
preaching laying of the new court
house corner stone In Ocala. That
will be an even more interesting de-
bate than the one in Pensacola as the
two debaters are now familiar, each
with the strong points OF the other,
and no surprises can b sprung.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The Atlanta Georgian accuses Gov
ernor Folk of Missouri of exhibiting
petty telling against Senator w. l..
Stone II this refers to "Gum Shoe"
Bill, the governor was quite right.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The Washington Post says that
"there has never been any doubts of
the numerical superiority of the DEM
ocratic party and that had they voted
together they would have elected
Bryan and Parker. Consequently they
can elect Bryan again. il they vote
together"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

A Russian general named Min has
been assassinated by girl The eter-
nal fitness of things demands that the
latter should have been named
Minnie.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

A state official in Pennsylvania
thinks that condemned murders
should be executed on the short order
plan. as 1t is cheaper to hang them
than 10 feed them. Governor Penny
packers administration is evidently
not distinguished for its humanity.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

Harry Lehr says he doesn't know
whether he is Democrat or Repub-
lican. It. has long been suspected
that the spoiled darling Of the 400 was
nothing in particular.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

Those ''black bands" in the Philip
pines may be crooked, but they can
evidently shoot straight, judging from
the manner In which they are killing
of our troops
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

No blood has yet been spilled in
the Cuban evolutionary ink and
eloquence.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The Washington Star thinks that
Mr.. Bryan should take another tour.
He's better employed just now in
taking the cake.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The Florida Index says that Mr.
Bryan and Senator Bailey, of Texas,
are still at OUTS" but it is Mr.
Bryan's innings, all the same.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

For Railroad Commissioner:
NEWTON A. BITCH. of Levy.
r. HUDSON BURR, Of Dade.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The Republicans may have carried
Maine, but they are not carrying any
chips on their shoulders, all the same
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

For Justices Of the Supreme Court:
CHAS. B. PARKHILL, of Escambia
JAMES B. WITHHELD, of Leon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

Mr. Rockefeller has just had a
tooth pulled, but the man is yet to be
born who can pull his leg.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

Grover Cleveland is stih fishing
but not for Office this time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The United States marines have
been withdrawn from Havana. Neve
should have been sent there in the
first place.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The papers are now spreading
themselves upon Mr.. Bryan's farm
and crops. These things will crop
out.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

The Memphis Commercial-Appeal
wants to know IF Roger Sullivan is
any kin to John L. Sullivan" Hardly
he got knocked out altogether too
soon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

President Palma is said to be ready
TO flee. The general impression
seems to be that the average Cuban
patriot stands ready to fleece.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES

For Member of Congress. Bird Congress.
sional District:
VIII. B. LAMAR. of Jefferson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

For State Senator. End District;
JOHN s. BEARD.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

Germany is to build the biggest bat
tleship afioat Now watch England
go her one better.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

New York's school buildings are
said to be inadequate. The school
board should lose no time in scraping
acquaintanc with some skyscrapers.
eA*MkAxAAA*AeaeSs aee&@&A
The Birmingham Ledger wants
enough dry weather to cure hay.
Some people would welcome any kind
of old weather that would cure hay
fever.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The Car is said to be losing sleel
He ought to lose everything.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

Georgia has a Senator named Bum.
He probably takes the cake.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

The people on the Isle of Pines are
evidently not pining much over Cuba.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15


For Railroad Commissioner:
NEWTON A. BITCH. of Levy.
r. HUDSON BURR, Of Dade.
For State Senator. End District:
JOHN s. BEARD.
For Member House OF Representative,
CHAS. M. COSTON.
NJ. 0. BAGGETT.
For Tax Assessor:
w. w. RICHARDS.
For Tax Collector:
]. s. ROBERTS.
For County Treasurer:
]. ed. WILLIAMS.
For Members Of School Board:
w. e. ANDERSON.
H. G. DeSILvA.
w. M. AGERTON.
For Member Board County Commits
sioners:
]. B. ROBERTS.
mo. A. MERRITT.
JAS. M. ANDREWS.
H. C. CLOPTON
JAS. R. STEWARD.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

For Member House Of Representatives
CEIAS. M. COSTON.
NJ. o. BAGGETT.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
GiICAGO's BIG HOTEL
Auditorium Annex to Be Largest
Hosiery In America.
FEATURES OF THE STRUCTURE

New Caravansary VIII Have q Japa-
nese Tea Room Under Japanese d.
rection and a Banquet Hall Suitable
For Monarchs-Eight Hundred Ban
queters Can Be Seated at One Time.
Monster Ballroom.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15
HILLS LOOK AHEAD
Keep Boys on Farm" Advises
Great Railroad Builder.
BACK TO THE SOIL Is HIS CRY.

Urges Careful Cultivation OF every
Acre a. Preparation For Impending
Day Of Need Declares Future Ii
Menaced by Rush From Farms to
Cfties-Asks Show Shall We Feed
the Millfonsf'
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

For Tax Assessor:
w. w. RICHARDS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-15

For Tax Collector:
]. s. ROBERTS.