Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-11-30
THE BANNER MAN"
Tells What to Do When Yol +
Girl Goes Back on You

Nj. c. B of Sparta, N. G. writes as fol-
lows.
DEAE BANNER MAN: What is fellow
TO do who is engaged to a girl and she
marries some other fellow? What can
to to heal my broken heart? Do you
think a man would be lest IL he should
commit suicide under such trying cir
cumstances? Please give me honest
answers to the above questions
or cousse. my honey will give you
honest answers. have no other kind
III stock at present fused TO keep the
dishonest variety, but traded them of
away back in the Sos to girl with mod
est, sof, brown eyes a No 3 ksser. and
Il strawberry bed on the back OK her
neck... She is now married and dong
we'll With the exception Of coru be
tween her toes. she IS Aure-footed and
sound as 5o-cent dollar She will be
% in the slring aud haaonly seven chill
dren living, all of the2ssare head va
fiety.
But "what is a fellowaf8ao when hiS
plumb honey pulls up stakes aud goes
s3syan" way with some other fellow?2
tlfsastsndmis that this is one Of thestough
eaa problems that ever walked up and
I xiapped niean the sace. At tirstnsriRes
onsfhaIahere. is nothing TO 90, but THAI
is tii1aseke. OF course, much depends
npon tlissaaspn 81 the year ana your
occupatiop. spay girl were to get her
ayes open aud hitch 70 some other fel
low 8 tenement of clay, know exactly
what would do--saw stove wood, hoe
Cabbage and kill lead"ct | red cut worms
ut the OLD stand. Your heart may be
setter than mine and more on The order
Of second class boarding house steak,
aud if such 10 the case you must adopt
Il different course. ] will admit thai my
heart is hard and stony aud docs not
alelt readily every time some sap headed
Boy and girl has the parsQn to send them
10 that bourne frCul which every body
would ike to rsturn Bot we are not
all alike and " is d good thing. What
would cause me to forget wavy bapged
girl in two hours might make you think
Of her five million years after tsse' reslir-
lection. 1t is just that wa,,zeouny.s
So | hardly know how to advise tyqp.
The fret thing TO do is to thank Ne
lord tina. the other fellow got her, fdEA
girl who has no more honor than TO Hz
That way is not worth dozen good dams
ing needles. Il is better for her to taEs.
w with some other fellow before thalg
utter ma rriage. And one thing haves
noticed that If a giIl is cranky befoie
Che knot is tied she is very apt to be the
same way afterward. II she is not true
during the engagement she will not be
true 10 marriage. Put ulatln your pipe
Gnd give IL puff o, Two.
Don't do anything RASH Rash things
are not stylish just nov. Such things as
going TO bed with muddy boots on, or
trying to climb greasy pole is not IN
good taste If you should ever after
yards run for the legislature. your en-
mics will use thess things against yov
They will get upon tbs house tops anu
nollo 40 eveiy man going 10y to count,
court that you ere a blooming id.ot aud
should he shot without the beheht OF tht
clergy. That will be hunilittiAg anu
cause you to say things that may be usec
ags,ns. you 10 the Gual "rouad up"
Donsttrytp drown your sorrows IN
the Rowing bowl Flowing bowls are
loo tarnat,ou costly. You eaa's got an,
thing like good bowl hand made,
sour mast, copper distilled for less than
So 90 That's too high for a poor boy t, 4
pay who has Only one pair OF cotton
socks and two celluloi2 collars Nor
oyer. flowing bowls are apt TIC Il, to you,
Mead and thatis the last thing on earth |
8 nan wants VITO is 10 love- A gooo |
Kicking gnachtre that would fly I'LL,
Aines per minute De the properatuff |
Hcsfe
Medicines. teas snd derocti0ns of al
alircs are to be asoissd. bat il YOU ar,
s.eitcas and run down. the followin.
may be Of ser, i5e:
Take ore vec1S ct-polecat cabbage. one
Stuart Of 1ndiau turnips, two quarts OIL
pouna OF bonssst. fkrseq arts
0f sioG feanei. thrso rsauds Of sheep
aers 81, rhree pa1lss s.tea.. n two pints'ol