The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-03-01
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me, hav. made scme srioas clscos-
erica sAsa, VOC. rad the friend. whats
NE nsia~ri raid ths lnsursnos director u
hsraayihisx that aeets on mr basios's
esps<lsy. 10 ~ Thsy ny ysu have got
more thas yosr share o. ID. fands, That
lny 20 bed. 1 was afraid u had tursed out
,hss nsd 70, lss ,hsr my share.
--she-ye, never 'sd such cheek from
sab.s conductor 10 me life. ! ses TO In, !
~. III 1 ~ssn't q bern lad, With relations
IN The srss.ocrsey, I'd t~is, yer bloom'n'
neck 10 three piscss." zee.
Mother ss,s she can spend sfew days
with % bsYr sumner. John, When would
be the hss, ,ims for Der 70 esmef Abon'
the lot o. Jgly. Why, that's whsn you
star. on ,osr summer vacation wellf
--Rassoo Ts,,sn-Ds.s 10 mighty hare
timss, aln't deyf Hungry Ha~kss-Dats
va. dsy ave. Raxsie. old map. no msny
people /. esferln' me ~otk whss asks Tor
grab da. I'm runnin' out Of excuses
--Keksr--T boar Jones has great In
ysstisn. Bceher--Yss; be dlsa COLI ball
with gasoline 30 you can trace where u
went by the smell
Minor Postcard when you bad read
nv poem w.ren't you oil 90 ntei Editor
No, | wasn't, bat the POEM was.
Il tell you. man Was not meant to live
alone. The Young man In business VINO
10 not married 10 seriously handicapped
That's what. Not being able TO put his
property in his wife's name he's at tbs
mercy OF his creditors.
Were you annoyed while on the Wit
ness standf slightly, answered the rreai
corporation msgnste. The judge and one
or two other people In the courtroom seem
ed 10 think they were quite As important
Asmysef.
Suffrage Leader--i on don't seem tn
tesst worried about the fact that womei
are crowding on, men In every profession
Sandy Pikes-N0, mum. Deyll ssvtI
crowd men out n the tramp profession
mum.
Ignorance Of the law, you know, SAT-
the justice Of the peace, Is no defense. II
that c.ss, replied the prisoner, you lwoui'
no, have leg to srsnd on II they eve
hauled YOU up, would your
How did that circus freak get TO th
vo,u, where be could swallow pins an'
nailsf He began on mince pie,
-Mrs. Hoyle--Aren't you afraid ths
your husband will make love to bis typs
vr,t<rf Mrs. Doyle--Not In the least.
do his typewritIng.
--Bacon--How ,glum he always looks
Doesn't he ever try to look on the brigh
side Of things, Egbert--oh, yes; be trie
TO; bat, you zee, he's fsarfully croas-eyeo
-Eva-I hear that they slopsd 1t mid
night hya dark neon. Edna-Yes, An
her father detected ths.slopsment and "a
after them With . whip. Fvs-Gracious
And did he catch thems EdnA--Oh, b
wasn't trying to catch them. He Va
merely tryiag 10 speed the horse.
She Fourth daughter to be married
Oh, You must have bad some difficult
IN getting 80 large . number OF girls Q
your hands. Hs--Not at all, my dear lad
The difficulty 10 10 keeping such lars
number OF husbands on their feet.
Il wosdes Why Il 10 that ham and sRa
usually 20 together qusried the shoe cler
boardsr. The association wss original
due TO the magnetic attraction Of the stas
ham, l believe, replied the cheerful idiot
Tina, man |. likely 10 say things
viii be CORY for, said one member OF col
sress. No, answered the other, bell mer'
" 70 on ssyiOs things that he ought 10 .
sorry for, but whope real sigpincance
lacks the taste and Judgment TO percsiv'
Little susie--i made ugly fsces
your fns stuck up sister the other day, 81
Is'pose she didn't zee me. Little Mary
oh, yea, che did; bat she thought ihs
was natural
Il understand that Mr. Pisynsboy ca
~ home 4 make, sahef With beef ~
,sss and oil the rest 81 the day. dlnpcr
fsll vsw. Yes, replied Mr.. cumrox l
seams TO take great pleasure In vu'f'
display Of wealth.
The waiter 10 the cafe OF the dow
town hotel aiA no, mean 70 Be rude, ~!
the ssn Francisco Chronicle. The mntal
was purely . social error what VII y
have rsIt, LADY, the waiter asked, vi
tbs courtesy thu. bscams waiter. Don
address me ~ .'isdy'' commanded y
suess. with sons show Of irritation. 4
csss me, ms'sm, replied the walter, but
Of u i liable TO make mistskes.
Miss Louisa N. Alcott va onee vial
Ing ii small town IN Connecticut 10 ~hi'
oniy . tfeu DAYS before IN exceeding
anal child hsd been born. 10 ihs ccur
Of sonvssssiioa the child uss spokrn
ana Miss Alcoit iseGhirsiy sad; NJ ha
beard .hst 80 = very email infant.
fSct, tradition saws ihs, could b. pat IN
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