New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-08-02

maid problem. A newspaper in Horton, Kan
tells of the worries OF the OF that place in
securing maids. II says applicants for employ
ment ask these questions:
!. Have you any children? ?. Would you want
me to do the washing? s. What time would I
have to get up in the morning? 4. Would l eat
at the table with the family? ). Could receive
my company in the parIOr? c. Would 1 get two
afternoons off each week?
HOW HE WON HER.
l her abiect slave: her will was mine:
Had she a wish FASTENED to obey it.
Was all I'd need; she did not have to say H.
ne nevs 1,, dared indeed indeed, ! never thought
In an 'G lid az" n t b1Iea da Ling b 10 tease 9eF
4 way to please her
She fouted me however. confess.
Yet her severity thought delicious
didn't mind it if she was capricous.
with saintiike patience when she got snappv.
only wanted Il asked nothing more)
To make her happy.
That for time. At last though I proposed.
,, did so in , most nos, persuasive letter.
II could not be- She begged me to forget her
OF &C., course , tried It's funny, is 1t not?
When she Imagined that / had forgot
She didn't like it.
Chicago News.
young woman called at house where maid
wanted She asked the mistress of the house
If they had any children. which she replied that
they had five. Then | can't work for YOU said
the girl "oh, do stay" said the woman we
will XIII the chlldren!"
~, NaGTaiy - TE; Irish!nen much disturbed for
the matter when one OF them Observed
- {el YOU, carroll. thim furrners is gettin' an
''Ye say true assented the second CeIt. why. I
circuit court Yesterday an livery wan Of Thin was
Turin Harper Weekly
Tie agitation In favor of restoring tie Heide,
berger Schloss has been abandoned The Chamber
OF Deputies of Baden has refused to appropriate
any money toward rebuilding the ancient pile but
has offered prize for the best plan for the pres
ervaton the buildings their present conditio,
In an article descriptive of the castle Cornelius
Curtis says in the Vienna "Neue Freie Pressa".
1T would have been s.a To kill our old friend
the otto Heinrich Bau. simply because we feared
he could not stand OF cru:che1- Let rather sup
ply tie crutches."
WHY. do they cal these dentists Offices dental
pa .II,2I asked Smith Of his friend.
ing om.'-Youths Companion.
The Indus in India is crossed in some of its "a.
mote parts by rope bridges. These bridges are
remarkably ingenious. for they consist OF no other
material than twisted twigs yet they are strong
enough T. hold number Of coolies and their loads
ard long enough 10 swing from cliff 10 cliff across
the river. Such bridges are composed OF three
guide the feet. They sag gracefully from the
tops OF the mighty cliffs that flank the river Oca-
sionally swayng slightly in the wind but are rs
Arm and safe as bridge of iron stone.
THE GIRL IN WHITE
She's daisy. she's hummer. she's a white rose
OF the summer.
Oh, dainty latest conner she a vision Of delicbt
She would charm cen sages wary, cool and deli
cate and airy.
Coming IKE. young snow fairy is the summer
girl IN white
From big hat 10 little slipper and gown for style
a ripper,
veil tied meath her chin.
She's symphony in WhiCenesS. delicious dream
OF brightness.
sprlte OF grace and lightness whom the sternest
heart could win.
How the summers torrid anguish how the heat
which makes men anguish
Just her softeSt step can vanCCtSh as she beams
upon ones sight;
She's the queen maid Of the season. past all arg-
men reason,
And the world q hers 20 seize on-the sweet sum
girl in white.
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