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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-09-19
Presentation of Account.
MOSES 2. poRrER,s EsrArR.

STATE OF VERMONT, Caledonia District, IS
In Probate court. held at the probate Office
in St. Tofnsbury. in said district, on the 5tt
day of eptember, a. d. 1906. ostHe
Nelson A. Dole, Administrator upor
the esta of Moses E.. Porter, late of Dan
vile, in said district deceased, presents his
Administration account for examination ant
allowance, and makes application for decree
Of distribution and partition of the estate o
said deceased. 8A
Whereupon, it is ordered by said court
that said account and said application be re
ferred to session thereof, to be held at tn,
probate office in said st. Johnsbury, on the
End day of October, A. d. 1905, for hearing
and decision thereon: and it is further
ordered that notice hereof be given to al
persons interested, by publication of thu
same three weeks successfully. ia thu
CALIFORNIAN, a newspaper published a.
St. Johnsbury previous to said tim
appointed for hearing, that they may APP
pear at said time and place, and show
cause, If any they may have, why said &C
count should not be allowed and such deere
made.
By the Court, Attest,
WALTER P. SMITH. Judge.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-09-19
Presentation of Account.
ELIZA MORRlSON'S ESTATE

STATE OF VERMONT, Caledonia District, SIS
In Probate Court, held at the probate office
in St. Iohnsbury, in said district on the
ard day of September, A. D. 1906.
Charles Ross, Executor of the last viii
and Testament Of Eliza Morrison, late OF St
Tohnsbury. in said district deceased, presents
his administration account for examination
and allow ance, and makes application for
decree of distribution and partition OF the es-
tate of said deceased.
Whereupon, it is ordered by said court
that said account and said application
be referred to a session thereof, to be held
at the Probate office in said St. Boh ns6 ~
on the 22nd day of september, A. D. 1906 tor
hearing and decision thereon: And it is fur
Their ordered that notice hereof be given to all
persons interested, by publication ofthe SAINT
three weeks successfully in the CALIFORNIAN, 9
newspaper published at St. Johnsbury, previ
Gus to said time appointed for hearing, that
they may appear at said time and place, and
show cause, if any they may have, why said
account should not be allowed and suchdecret
made.
By the Court, Attest:
WALTER P. SMITH. Judge
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-09-19
J!Ill { ! llEHHl

Through the White Mountains
To Lancaster, Colebrook, North Conway.
BOSTON. Portland, lewiston, Bangor, Bar
Harbor and st. John.
LOCAL TIME TABLE-ON AND AFTER
JUNE 20, 1906.
LEAVING ST JoHNsBURY.
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81. j. & L. C. Railroad
SUMNER ARRANGEMENT.
In effect June 20, 1906.
Trains East-bonnd leave

In effect June 20. 1906.
Trains East-bonnd leave
Swanton, 800 a. M, APT p m.
Camhridge Junc. $50 a. M, 6.2S p. IN.
Hvde PARK. & AS, e.5S a. M, $50 p. m.
Morrisvills 600. 1906 a. m, ~ p. M.
Hardwick, Gas, 10, 35 a. M, 7.o1 P. m.
Greensboro, 72o, 1888 a. M, $40 p. M
Walden, $40 Ills a. m, $50 p. m.
Danville, s.45, 1882 a. m, S.52 p. M
st. Johnsbuty, arrive, $50, 11.o5 a. ms
St. Johnsbury, leave, +2,4o, $50 a. M,
Co Concord, 1908, 7.os a. M, 2.53, SOP p. m.
Lunenburg, 1885, TAO a. M, 3.2S, 6.o1
p. m. fs5tlN
Trains Wesf-bound leave
Lunenburg, '1.o5. 7o5 a. M, 2.s5, 500
Concord, 1877. s.11 a. M, 3.1a. e,37 p m.
ST. Johnsbury, arrive, *1.56, $40 q. m.'
| 1871, 6.55 pm. os . IN
| p. m
| Walden, $50 a. M, Ash. 8. 20 p m.
Greensboro, sos a. m, 5.17, 9.55 p. m. sfI
Hardw 8. 25 a. M, 5.34, 1918 P. m.
Morrisville, S.53 a. m, els, 10.oo p. M Y
| Hyde Park, 300 a. m, 6.25, 1927 2. m,
| Cam bridge Junction, 9.26 a. M, Cos p. On.
| Swanton, 1888 a. M, 8.o7 p. m.
| SDaily. ,o,so,s s,,,+
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Gif,s For Centenarian.

Through the efforts of H. w. Sargent
the citizens OF Richiord have given Fran
els Hadd, the centenarian, suit OF
clothes and other presents, in honor OF
his Tooth birthday anniversary. 1t APP
pears that the correct date of Mr. Hadd's
birthday anniversary, as appears from
records, is September 6, not July 6. His
health is excellent, and he is as active and
sprightly as many men OF only go or 70
years.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-09-19
valuable Farm Sold.

The largest transfer of farm property.
in Franklin county in recent years was
consummated Sept. 5, when Homer
Brooks of St. Adams town bought the
II. E. Wheeler farm in Swanton. The
farm which comprises $40 acres of the
best farming lands in the state, includes
the property formerly owned by John A.
Bedard and is located on the lake front
near Maquam. The price paid was
sic, 500 and includes all tools and
machinery and 100 head of stock.
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Library Dedicated.

The Platt memorial library at Shore
ham, erected in memory OF DR.. William
N. Plat, was dedicated Monday after.
noon. Exercises were held in the chapel
and included an address on Reading
by Prof. Brainerd Kellogg, of the Poly
technic Institute of Brooklyn, N. \,
after which the library was open Tor
inspection.
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MONTPELIER AND
WELLS RIV Err r. r.
In EFFECT JUNE 25th, 1906.
rNYcz yxTTzCsTS

In EFFECT JUNE 25th, 1906.
TRAINS WEST.
Leave Wells River daily except Sunday AZ
5.4so $50 m. ss2:45. 3:35 p m for South
Ryegate, Groton, Marshfeld, Plainheid,
Montpelier and Barre.
TRAINS EAST. ssa
Leave Barre 1880 a. m. 12:3o-s:oo m
Montnelier 500 a. m. sA1.10--*4:10 p. m.
Arrive Wells River 9:25 q. m. 2:2s--6;25 p.
m. nM@ f&
#Mixed.
.sPullman chair car Faybens and Burning
'A~~ W. 4. STOWELL, Gen. Mgr.
r. w. STANYAN, Superintendent.
r. w, MORSE, Gen. Pass. ACT.
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Time Tables.
Boston & Maine Railroad
Connecticut and r Division
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.

SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
In effect June 25, 1905.
Trains South-bonnd leave
sherbrooke. $50, 1000, 11.ao a. m, $50.
Newport. 40, $40 a. M. '1a.52. 400.
1905, 11.25. sl1.35 p. m.
Coventry, 6 so a. M, 4.1O p. m.
Barton Landing. 7.o1, rs a. M, 4.21,
Barton Var '12.o7, tbs. s,s7 a. m, '1aa.
Sou h Barton, 7. "a a. m 4.44 p. m.
Sutton, ISL a. M, 5.04 p. m.
West Burke, 500, 9 o3 q: m, pa p m
Lyndonville. 1875, 1888, $40, 9.1o a.
Lyndon, s.24 a. M 5.3s p. m.
St. JohnsburS Center. 8. SO, a. M, $50 P. m.
St. Johnsbury, 1888, +1.15, SAC, 9.37. a.
M, ~. 20, 600 1877 p. m.
Passumpsic, s53 a. M, COS p. m.
East Barnet so3 a; m, 6.1s p. m.
Barnet, 9.10 a. M, CPS p. N. r
McIndoes, OH a. NJ, 6.32 p. m.
Ryegate 9 &c a. m 6.41 p. m.
Wells River, LAO, .1.55, 9.47, 1890 a. M,
12.4o, +2.5s, 7.o5 t1o.1o p; m.
White River JUNCTION. 2.55, e.ss 112c.
Boston, arrive, '7.3o a. M, 40, 4.4o.
1915 p. m. JE1rta 80 eurh
Trains North-bound leave
BOSTON, 900, 1000, 1,3o a. m, LOO,
i is 7.3o, $3.50 p. m.
| White River Junction, 1855, "a 40. 500
| a. M. 1. 45, 4.32, 5.37 o. m.
Wells River, 2.2s, 2.35, 1856, e.52 a, m,
| 3.22 1888, 40 p, m,
| Ryegate, 1907 a. M, 3.47, 7.1S p. m
| McIndoes, 1916, a. M, 8, 90, 1927 p. m.
| Barnet, 1922 a. rn. 400, 1888 p. m.
| East Barnet, 1928 a. m, 4.0S p. m.
| Passumpsic 1887 a. M. II 2. M.
/ St Johnsbury, 1903, 3.1S, 1851, 1905
a. M. ~ 90, 4.2S, 1855 p. m.
| st. Johnsbury Center, 10 81 a.. M, 43o,
p. m. ID trs std s..-rl e.zoqas sGaN
Lyndonvie. *3 80, $40, t6.4S, ILLS. a.
M, 1920, 4,55, SIS p. m.
West Burke, a56, ii 80 a. M, STA $50
p. m. l1179hha Id gNSQB6
Sutton, 1889 a. M, 5.22 .. m.
1 South Barton, 1883 a. M, 5.3S p. m
Barton, 4.2e, a, NJ, 1903, 500 of4s'
9.02 p. m.
Coventry, ~ rs, 6 10 p. m.
| Newport, $40, $40. A6 90, $3.50. SIS
| a. M. 1 so $3.50, $50, 7.15, 9.34 p. m.
Sherbrooke arrive $40 AS.ao, 1900, 9,4o
a. M. 3 90, 1000, 100 p. M.
| %Daily.
4Daily except Monday.
fDaily except Saturday.
ASanday only. a
D.. FLANDERS. G. p. STA.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-12-19

the control of the Board of Directors.
Poultry showing symptoms OF disease
when received or during the exhibition
viii be Immediately taken from the nan
and cared for and the owner notlhed
or the birds returned to him-at his
/, expense.
The Association will not be response
BILE for any loss that may occur, but all
specimens consigned to the Association
will receive attention from lntellgent
and careful attendants, and all possible
pains taken to prevent loss or damage,
that specimens may be returned to the
owner uninjured at the close OF the
exhibition. Exhibitors need not neces-
sarily accompany their entries. Watch-
men will be kept on duty day and night;
All eggs laid during the exhibition wall
be gathered and the vitality destroyed
at once.
Exhibitors desiring to dispose of their
specimens but unable to attend the ex-
hibition. may give their price on the
entry blank, the specimen to be sold by
the Secretary If sold, the full amount
of such sale will be RENTED to the eA-
hibitor at the close of the exhibition.
No commissions will be charged on
sales, but exhibitors present are expect
ed to attend to sales of their own specl-
mems. The Secretary must be notIhed
of every sale or transfer, otherwise
birds will be returned to the original
shipper
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READ THE ADVERTISER
WORLDS NEWS DAILY.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
ABINGDON TODAY.
The Home of Nellie Custis as II
Looks Now.

The Homo of Nellie Custis as II
Looks Now.
Only a few miles from Mount Yer
non is Abingdon, the birthplace Of Mel
lie GUSTS. George Washington's adopt
ed daughter. The Custis family would
hardly recognize the old place now. I
stands weather beaten and denuded OF
those features that gave it charm
and beauty equaled by few country
homes Of the present day.
One need hardly dwell on the Gusts
family, SO closely linked is the name
with that Of General Washington
Mrs. Washington's son by her frs
marriage was John Parke GUSTS, whe
married Eleanor Calvert, descendant
of Lord Baltimore. He built the Alb
ingdon house on the Virginia shore OF
the Potomac about three miles below
the city Of Washington. Eleanor
Parke GUSTS, known as Nellie, was
born in 17I9.
John Parke GUSTS, while an aid OF
the staff of General Washington, died
from camp fever in 1871. General
washington adopted his two younges
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Missed a Grand c. ,nce.


We can deeply sympathize with the
Vienna man who was challenged to
fight 151 duels. A man would have to
take more than a passing interest in
any cause to be anxious to die for it
151 times in one day, but as only his
honor was involved he didn't feel like
standing up to be shot at that many
times.
It may be great for the honor, but
1t is mighty poor for the digestion to
have a man trying to give good imi-
tation of sieve and partially succeed
ing. But as we understand the Euro
pean duel there was not much danger
Of that
In fact, if all accounts are true he
would have been safer on the field of
honor than at home, for at the latter
place he might catch the measles or
the whooping cough.
On the whole it looks to us as though
the gentleman in declining has over,
looked a bet. Think what a figure With
the ladies the hero Of 151 duels would
have cut.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

ABINGDON, HOME OF NELLIE GUSTS.
children, Nellie and George Washing.
ton Parke Gusts. The latter after
ward lived at Abingdon, but finally
the property passed out of his hands
Abingdon is now owned by brics
manufacturing company, and D. T.
Allwine, its foreman, with his family.
occupies the house. The pretty gar
den of olden times, with its primrose
and lockwood hedges, well kept shrub
berry, flower beds and clinging yines
that half covered the house, has dis
appeared. The rich old furniture In
the interior has been replaced by some
Of different quality and design. Fam
fly portraits no longer adorn the walls.
Festive dinners and the strains of
dance music are things of the past
The birthplace of Nellie GUSTS has
been almost erased. Only its shadow
remains.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
MISS JULIA DoREMus.

These cover a period of five days and
include, besides the coronation, the
queens court ball, the masque fefe, the
baby parade and the Deal Lake carnt
val. Elsewhere a carnival usually
means wine and dress and display oil
dollars. At Asbury Park it signalizes
the apotheosis Of maternity, the awak.
ening of the nobIest impulses and the
worship of Innocence. lie baby pa
rade is one Of the most popular events
and last year about 500 mothers darl
tngs passed ia review before the queen.
and the procession was witnessed by
about 1900 people. At the Deal Lake
carnival Queen Titania viii review the
decorated floats and barges, enthroned
on a royal barge, adorned with Law
ishness like that in vogue when Cleo
partra sailed the sunny seas of the old
world and aroused admiration for her
wonderful beauty.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
GODrREYsS TANKARD.
A Seventeenth Century Relic OF the
Plague In LOndon.

A Seventeenth Century Relic OF, the
Plague In LOndon.
A curious historical relic of London
Is the large tankard of solid silver pre-
sented by Charles II. to Sir Edmund
Berry Godfrey for his valuable services
during the plague and the fire of Lon
don. for which he received the honor OF
knighthood in 1866. The tankard,
which is of plain silver, has hinged
cover and weighs nearly thirty-six
ounces. It's front is engraved with the
royal arms and the crest of the recipi-
ent, together with inscriptions In Latin
and engravings Of scenes connected
with the fire, which are still in excel
lent preservation. The engraving OF
the pesthouse men carrying corpses to
the dismal plague pit and that of the
crowded blocks of houses surmounteG
by flames are very quaint and curious
Sir Edmund, who was born in 1921 at
Sellinge, in Kent, was timber mer-
chant, possessing wharfs at Dowgafe
city and at Charing Cross. He prosper
ed, became justice of the peace for
Westminster and member Of parlia-
ment for Winchilsea. In history. as no
reader of Macaulay and Green will
need to be told, his name Is most ia
nous in connection with his mysterious
murder which was popularity attribut-
ed to the zeal with which he had devot-
ed himselfs to unraveling the alleged
popish plot" His body was found in
ditch near Primrose hill, face down
ward and penetrated by his own sword.
under circumstances which precluded
the idea of suicide or robbery.
The excitement caused by this stiIl
mysterious event is indicated by the
fact that when the funeral procession
left the city. with great pomp and
pageant, for the burial ground of st
Martin s-in-the- FIELDS, 1t was preceded
by 20 clergy and followed by upward
Of 1000 persons of distinction.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
a Wife's Method OF
Asking For Protection

THE other evening as a muscular
person was passing a house a
lady who stood at the gate call.
ed out to him:
''Sir, appeal to you for protection
'What's the matter?" he asked, as be
stopped short.
There's a man in the house. and hl
wouldn't go out of doors when l or.
dered him to-
"He wouldn't, Ell? Well see about
that" Thereupon the man gave the
woman his coat to hold and rushed into
the house. He found man at the sup.
per table and took him by the neck and
remarked: Nice style of gentleman
you are. Ell? Come out O. this or III
break every bone in your body"
The man fought, and it was not until
a chair had been broken and the table
upset that he was hauled out by the
legs and given a fling through the
gates.
''Now, then, you brass faced old
tramp, you move on or I'll finish you.''
Tramp! Tramp shouted the vic
tim, as he got up. I'm no tramp!
own this property and live in this
house."
"You do?'
yes. and that's my wife holding
your coat"
Thunder whispered the muscular
man. as he gazed from one to the other
and realized that it was the wife's
method of finishing a row. she had been
having with her hush and. And then he
made grab for his coat and disap-
peared into the darkness.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
A Clever Old Man.

An old German father had nearly
lost his daughter by drowning, but the
girl was saved by a noble youth, who
was asked by the grateful father
whether his reward should be 100000
marks or the daughters hand. With
skrewd foresight that both girl and
money would eventually come to him
the youth. with apparent scorn OF
wealth. replied:
81 choose your daughter
"a wise CHOICE said the old father
II could not have given you the 100.GH
marks. for I am only a poor cobb.es
but you shall have the girl, and tina
gladly. Join hands, dear children, snf
receive my blessing"
His Fiance--CIarence has such az
affectionate, magnetic way of kissing.
Her DeareS- Eriend-So several OF
the girls have been telling me-Phila
delpAia Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
a uourrer.


I wonder (said the pessimist,
Not meaning TO offend,
If there are men who Ike to fish
Or If they just pretend
1t may be sport 10 work all day
To land one shiny fin-
But tell me. you who play the game,
Just where the fun comes in
The fisherman with ancient clothes
And tackle bright and new
Starts out before the break of day
And walks an hour or two;
Then he must stand and let the sun
Beat down upon his back.
And in the evening with three fish
Or four he travels back
Perhaps he rents a heavy boat
And for a weary day
Pulls several times around the lake
And calls the labor play.
And when for ali his work and pains
He doesn't get bite
He must invent batch of lies
To tell the boys at night
I can Che griinnbles) understand,
If there is on the side
An ice cold jug that to the face
Is frequently applied.
But just in fishing by itself.
In landing three or four.
I wonder If down in their souls
The thing is not a bore.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Walters Club Met.

The Westcott Hotel Walters Club
met at the home Of Mr.
Ferd Williams Number 4o4
South Sixth street Tuesday evening,
Sept. 18th and was entertained by
the president, Elias Williams and
George Pollard and was served by
Mrs. F. Williams with an elegant
four course luncheon. George Gay,
proprietor of the Westcott Hotel pre-
sented the club with a box of cigars.
The club will meet Sept so, at $40
North 4th street and will be enter
tanned by John Monday and John
Mcconnell
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
LARGEST
GOWN ~
e>IRCUE TNON


Miss Julia Doreznus, Who VIII Pre-.
side Over Asbury Park Carnival.
Miss Julia Doremus, daughter OF
Mayor and Mrs. Henry NJ. Doremus OF
Newark, n. J., has been chosen Queen
Titania of the Asbury Park carnival
this year. The coronation Of the queen
is the opening event Of the carnival,
and takes place on Aug. 2S. 1t is made
a brilliant spectacle and the honor OF
being queen is one eagerly sought. The
Queen Titapias Of 1905 was of the
brunette type. so this year a blonde
was chosen. Miss Doremus has 3
wealth of sun kissed tresses and a face
Of much sweetness and innocence OF
expression. She will preside with regal
dignity over the events of the carnival
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
ADVERTISING.

A picture advertisement to get re-
turns must tell the story at glance.
Folks with money to spend amt look
ing for puzzle pictures.
Any advertisement, like man. must
present good first appearance. but to
get the returns there must be some
thing, more than mere appearance.
Advertising lis Pike ducks hunting
you must advance carefully, shoot at
the right time and with the right sort
OF ammunition in placeawhere there Is
q possibility of game Exehange-
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Just July.


Yes, July,
This Ia you
! All right.
You can't fool us
Or pass yourself or
For December
Or February seventeenth.
Something in the air
Possibly the heat
Gives US a hint,
And we Sherlock Holmes the an
swer
Right away.
Oh, no;
You don't come round
Pouring sweat down our backs
And making our underclothes
Stick
Like a poor relation.
You wouldn't do anything
Like that.
1t isn't a trick of yours.
When we are sitting on our Own
doorstep
Dreaming ourselves rich,
To come around
With a chorus of mosquitoes
And set the schemes
To music.
Oh, say,
Eut you are innocent lookingl
II we hadn't met you before
We would never suspect 1t
OF you.
Probably
You can think of more ways
OF having fun
With the human race
Than any other month
That runs loose
Through the year.
You start in
With the firecrac:1er
And end with the hay fever,
Dropping sunstrokes
In between
For good measure.
You bet we are on to you
AS large as canal appropriaA5oa.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Confederation.

"Why is a ssirir always supposed to
give a side glance. and look down when
she is being sProposeds TOT" said 1.-The
young. man,with romantic tendencies.
Probably" answered Miss Cayenne.
"she does that tos avoid looking the
man in the face for fear OF laughing"
Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
MAIN LINE
NEW PARIS BRANcH

(rHRoUcH SERvIcE)
Leave Richmond for New Paris.
$3.50, GAS. $3.50. $3.50. 20: 90. 11:20,
q. M. 1920. 1920. 2:2O. 1900. 4:2O,
500. 6:20. 1920. $500. cps and Hoo
p. NJ.
sTransfere at New NASHVILLE.
Direct connections at Dayton with
Lima Limited" trains for frroy. Piqua
and Lima. leaving Richmdpd at $50.
300. 1890 a. M. and 300 p. m.
CONNECTION9-Af eaton with p.
G. G. & st. L. for points north and
south. At West Alexandria with Gin.
cinnati Northern r. R. foE points
north and south. At Dayton With cleo
trio lines diverging for Thy. Piquh.
Sidney. Lima, Xenia, Springfield. eco
lrnbus. Hamilton and. 1cinnati
Through rates. through stickets to
ali points. For furthee !, information
call Home Phoae 269.
Arrangements for parties, special
cars. ETC.. call phone lorkwrite C. 10.
BAKER. g. E. and Pa. West sAle1.
andria, O.
MARTIN sW4sHER.~Agent
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
self p-ot.cfion.

You say your wife is poor COOKE"
1.-THE worst ever"
"And vet you say hat you eat all Of
everything she presps-es for the table.
How can you do hat if shf> can't
cook?"
Great earth, man If 1 don't, she
Will use up the scraps in some of those
tilize-left-over-d dishes, and that
will be my finish"@Iu4ao
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

Miss Passay-Of all the impudent
men he's the worst. He actually kissed
me last night.
Miss Pepprey-That wasn't impu-
dence; that was unselfsh loving kind
ness.-Philadelphi Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
That WouId.Heln.

81 thinktit's a very good portrait Of
me-" said MrsPlaneman. Don't you
think it would be nice to have It en-
larged?"
Eyes, dear" replied his wife, ''if you
could only have the mouth and ears re-
duced at the same time. "-AmeYtcan
Spectator.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
chfckamauga Reunion from
Indiana

TENDER 18th. lover Pennsylvania
Lines via Louisville and Nashville,
and Nashville,l Chattanooga & ST.
Louis Railways over the Route to
the front in 81 Eet details about
fares. etc, fronA Hennsylvania Lines
agents, or addrd&a&W. W Richardson,
Assistant GenerM Passenger Agent,
As Washington street, Indianapolis.
cod to Sept. Is.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13

Mrs. Graves-He is SO cold, 1t Is
dreadful. I sit all the evening play
ing upon the piano. and he sits In his
chair. and snever utters a word the en-
tire evening
Mrs. Wyse-Sits and hears you play
all the evening: Why. you silly
woman, it is5evident be loves you to
Observation-Disclosures -Trauscrint-
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-13
Also Elsewhere.

In England 1t is not what you know
that is if Importance. but whom you
know: not what you are, but who you
are; not what you do for yourself, but
what others will do for you-London
Truth.