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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
TELEPHONE TIDINcs.

Glasgow corporation owns a tele-
phone system covering 143 square
miles.
The charge for five minutes con-
versation between London and Brus.
sells is four shillings.
Guernsey was the first place to have
a municipally-owned telephone service
in the Unieed Kingdom.
The first submarine telephone line
was opened on April l. 1891. 1t con
nected London with Paris.
The London telephone area. which
covers 600 square miles. is the largest
local exchange era in the world.
London Wall exchange contains $500
direct telephone lines for subscribers
They are worked by 80 operators.
There are GO national telephone ex
changes in the metropolitan area, and
a dozen belonging to the post Office.
Three hundred people telephone
daily from London to Paris, each pay
ing eight shillngs for the privilege.
The post Office telephone plant in
London has a capacity for 10000 sub
scribers, but in 1904 only 1922 used
the service.
To speak for three minutes from
London to Inverness cost five shillings
sixpence. and from London to Cork
six shillings siXpence.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
TORTURED WITH ECZEMA.
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body
Scratched Until Bled-Won-
derful Cure by Cuticura.

Last year l suffered with a ire
mendous itching on my back, which
grew worse and worse, until it spread
over the whole body, and only my
face and hands were free. For four
months or so I suffered torments, and
l had to scratch, scratch, scratch. un-
til l bled. At night when l went to
bed things got worse, and l had at
times to get up and scratch my body
all over, until l was as sore as could
be- and until l suffered excruciating
pains. They told me that was suf-
fering from eczema. Then made up
my mind that l would use the Cuti-
cura Remedies. / used them accord
ing to instructions. and very soon in
deed I was greatly relieved. con-
tinued until we'll, and now am
ready to recommend the Cuticura
Remedies to any one. Mrs. Mary
Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla. June %,
1905"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

the while with talk about foulard sno
crepe de chine and guimpes!
Wouldn't it lead you to a padded
cell?
Say! | was down and out-no kid
ding!
| wanted to get up and fight the
door-tender, but | couldn't.
One of the conversationalists was
sitting on my overcoat.
felt that if / got up and called my
coat back to Papa she might lose the
thread of her story, and the jar would
be something frightful
So l sat still and saved her life.
The one on my right must have been
the Lady President of The Hammer
Club.
She was talking about some other
girl and she didn't do a thing to the
absent one.
She said she was svelte.
suppose that's Dago for a shine.
That's the way with some women.
They can't come right out and call an.
other woman a polish. They have to
beat around the bush and chase their
friends to the swamps by throwing
things like "svelte" at them. Tush!
tried to due. the foreign tattle on
my right an1 by so doing I'm next to
this on my left:
'Oh, yes; | think politics is just too
lovely! l don't know whether I'd
rather be a Democrat or a Republi-
can, but think-oh just look at the
fright? Wonder If she trimmed II
herself. OF course she did; you can
tell by"
I'm gasping for breath when the
broad lady across the aisle gets the
floor:
mo, indeeol l didn't have Eliza
vaccinated. Why, she's too small yet,
and don't you know my sisters hus-
bands brothers. child was vaccinated,
and she is younger than our Eliza, but
don't just care, don't want"
Then the sweet girlish thing on my
left gave me the corkscrew jab.
1t was the finish:
Isn't that lovely? Well, as | was
telling you, Charlie came last night
and brought Mr.. Storeclose with him.
Mr.. Storeclose is awfully nice. He
plays the mandolin Just TOO sweet for
anything, and"
Me!-to the oyster beds! No male
impersonators garroting a mandolin
not any in mine!
When | want to take a course in
music I'll climb into a public library
and read how Badly Sloane wrote the
Tiger Lily with one hand tied behind
him and his feet on the piano.
SO | fell off the car and crawled
home to mother.
Copyright. 1901. by G. w. Dillingham; Co..
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Plenty of Fresh Air.

Nine. Patti, although over GO years
of age, still enjoys the best of health
and good looks. Fresh air and careful
dieting" Is her recipe for lasting
youth. She considers that every wo-
man ought to spend at least three
hours daily in the open air-if possible,
wdllling-and nothing but fog should,
she says, keep a person indoors, pro-
vided only that suitable dress be worn.
The complexion improves wonderfully
under the influence of frequent ram
baths. "By all MEANS" says Nine.
Patti, 'let the rain beat against your
face as often as you have a chance.
Only take care that your body is prop
erly protected, and the elements should
have no terrors at all for anybody"
Mrs. Langtry also confesses that she
owes her continued good looks to very
frequent baths, and the selling of every
opportunity to get into the fresh air
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

compelled by Nature to use three
you know there's only five in our
family, and so | take just five slices
60 stale bread and have a bowl OF
water ready in which I've dropped a
pinch of salt. Then take piece OF
butter about the size of walnut, and
thoroughly grease the bottom of a
frying-pan; then beat five eggs to a
froth, and"
I'm hoping the conductor will come
in and give us all a tip to take to
the timber because the cops are going
to pinch the room, but there's nothing
doing.
One of the danes on my right finds
her voice and passes IL around:-
"Oh, think it's perfect fright
| always did detest electric blue, any.
way. II Is so unbecoming, and
then"
I've just decided that this lady
ought to make up as a Swede servant
girl and play the part, when her Friend
hooks in:
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

continue to suffer rather than submit
TO examinations which so many physi-
clans propose in order to intelligently
treat the disease; and this is the rea-
son why so many physicians fail TO
cure female disease.
This is also the reason why thousands
upon thousands of women are corre-
spending with Mrs Pinkham, daughter
in law of Lydia Il. Pinkham, at Lynn,
Mass. To her they can confide every
detail of their illness, and from her
great knowledge, obtained from years
of experience in treating female ills,
Mrs. Pinkham can advise sick women
more wisely than the local physician.
Read how Mrs Pinkham lped Nrs.T.
G. Willadsen obtaining Ia. She writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham;
" [ can truly say that Won have saved my
life. and | cannot express my gratitude in
words. Before / wrote 70 Won telling YOU
how felt, had dOctored for over two years
steady, and spent lots of money in medicines
besides, but il all failed 10 do me any good. |
had female trouble and would daily have faint
ing spells, backache, bearing-down pains, and
my monthly periods were very irregular and
finally ceased. | wrote TO Won for your adj
vice and received letter full of instructions
Just what to do and also commenced to take
Lydia r. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound,
and have been restored TO perfect health.
Had it not been for you / would have been
in my grave to-day"
Mountains of proof establish the fact
that no medicine in the world equals
Lydia r. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for restoring women's health.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
ALMOST A CATASTROPHE.
Exuberance of Love SpasmodicallJ
Manifested Results in Mor-
tification.

She was seated in the cleaning, a
happy smile on her pretty, pensive
face, when her elderly aunt entered.
Then, as she looked upon the kind old
face, feeling rushed upon her that
she must share her wonderful news
with somebody-she must let someone
into the secret which till then had
been the sole possession Of herself and
Harold She sprang up and fluns her
arms about her aunts neck.
"Oh, auntie," she cried impulsively,
."you do love me, don't you? Kiss me,
auntie, and tell me you do-kiss me! "
But only an alarming gursle came
from the old lady for moment. Then
she said, gasping Indignantly:
kiss you. if you amt careful I'll
shake the life out of you. You very
nearly made me swallow my teeth"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

tailored in mannish fashion are used
net only for motor wear but also for
rough service of all kinds, and the
belted black tourist coat is still called
into play for similar use.
Among the many short loose coats
of black broadcloth and of silk, either
taffeta or MORE, which abound in all
the coat departments and threaten to
be lamentably common before the sea-
son progresses far upon its way, there
are few which by virtue of certain
little touches have a note of ele-
gance wanting in the more common
place models. One such coat was in
the finest of black broadcloth and cut
more in the form of short loose
paletot than of the much abused pony
coat.
1t fell to the hips and was so plait-
ed on the shoulders that without be-
ing shapeless it achieved considerable
fullness. Black silk braid about two
inches wide trimmed the cloth and on
the fronts were superb buttons of cut
steel. These buttons and a line OF
creamy embroidered batiste which
showed in a narrow frill around the
neck and down the fronts and which
had a little steel dot applied In the
center of each of the scallops of its
edge, set the coat aside from the in
expensive and ordinary models at
once, and gave it decidedly dressy
effect, despite its serviceable charac-
ter
The black silk coat of the bolero
and short loose coat order has been
taken up enthusiastically.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

"Oh, yes; think it will look per-
fectly sweet! 1t is a foulard in one
of those new neliotrope tints, made
with a crepe de chine cnemisette, with
IA second vest peeping out on either
side of the front over an embroidered
satin vest and cut in scallops on the
edge, finished with a rull ruche of
white chiffon, and the sleeves are just
too tight for any use, and the skirt is
too long for any good, and | declare
the lining is too sweet! and just hate
to wear it out on the street and get ii
soiled, and was going to have it made
with a tunic, and Mrs. Wigwag-
that's my brother-in-law first cousin
she had hers made to wear with
guimpes-and they are so economical!
and"
Think of a guy having to ride four
miles and get mis- forehead famed all
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

in bad W g a t h Q r
brought kidney trou-
bles on me, and l
suffered tw e n I y
years with sharp,
cramping pains in
the back and urinary
disorders. l often
had to get up a doz-
en- times at night to
urinate. Retention
set in, and l was
Obliged to use the
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
A Matter Of Courtesy, Mercy.

Mr. Nervey-The object of my call
upon you this evening, Mr.. Goldrox-
Mr. Goldrox (sternly)-Yes, you've
come to tell me that you wish to
marry my daughter and want to say
right here and now
Pardon me. | come 10 tell yon
that am going to marry your daugh-
ter. | convinced her and her mother
that it was no more than fair to put
you wise. "-Philadelphia Press
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
The 1ao6 Girl.

And 90 other eccentricities, the full,
circular skirt, the high chignon, and
the tip-tilted hat and the lace veil,
and you have young woman so fla
gravity flippant and frivolous that the
sensible shirt-waist summer girl OF
1904 and 1905 first gasps. then curls
her LID, and finally goes-a-shopping.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
He Didn't Rise.

Indeed" the lecturer went on IN a
quizzical way, 81 believe | am justified
in asserting that nine women out OF
10 practically propose to the men they
become engaged to. AS test, | would
ask all married men in the audience
whose wives virtually popped the
question to them to arise"
There was a subdued rustic In the
auditorium. and in the dense silence
that ensued could be heard sibilant
feminine whispers in concert, Just
you dare to stand up."-Judge.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Have You Tried

the new Quick Desserts that groccrs are
now sellingl They are Easy TO Make" as
all ingredients are in the package. Three
products - D-Zerta Quick Pudding and
D-Zerta Perfect Jelly Dessert at loo per
package, and D-Zerta Ice Crerm Powder
A trial will convince you how easy it is to
have the finest desserts with no labor and
little expense.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Harmless Rouge.

A soft sponge dipped in fresh straw
berry juice makes lovely rouge" II
will not harm the skin unless used too
frequently without removing; then 1t
may cause slight eruption. A bit of
lemon will take 1t all off, and then the
cream may be well rubbed in.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

Clarence Kinkby-Aint seen nothin
o. Nose Johnsing lately. Anythin
done happen to him, huh?
@. Washington Cole-Yessah, Mos,
done sufferin' from 1T oh absent
mindedness; he came around to do
club las week wifi only safety razor
Puck.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

catheter. I took to my bed, and the
doctors failing to help, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. The urine soon
came freely again, and the pain grad
ually disappeared. I have been cured
eight years, and though over 20, am
as active as a boy"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
TATE OF ONO. CRY or TOLEDO, =.

Lucas COUNTY. s''
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he fs senior
Farmer OF the firm of +. j. CHENEY & Co., doing
business IN the city Of Toledo. County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed ia my pres
snce, this 9th day Of December, A. d. 1856.
49, a. W. GLEASON,
shAh NOTARY PUBLIC.
Hairs Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
+. j. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by al. Druggists. 75c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Full of WAGES.

Yeast-At a meeting in Somerset,
England, it was stated that, although
illegal, the custom still prevails of
giving cider in lieu of wages.
Crimsonbeak-If it's hard enough,
suppose men are often seen staggering
home full of wages.-Yonkers States
man
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
lust "a TIP.

Miss Country Maid-I was reading
IN a magazine that in the city hotels
one often sees palms about the dining
rooms. What kind of palm is the most
prominent?
Mr.. Dineout-The waiter's.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Benzoinated Face Tonic.

IL is quite easy to make. Take big
howl of warm water and put very
few drops of benzoin in 1t. Battle tho
face. You can add little powdered
borax IL your face is rough.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
embroidered Grass Linen.

Grass linen embroidered in Japanese
style, both in white and blue, is among
the prettiest drapery for the dining
room table. Glass and china doylies to
correspon
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Laconic.
She wrote.

She wrote:
circumstances over which | have
no control compel me, to reject your
offer of marriage. Yours, ETC."
He wired:
what circumstances? Reply pre-
paid"
She wired:
Yours. Collect. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Perplexing.

"Vot kveer langviches." exclaimed
the foreigner, who was trying to learn
the American tongue. "You say de
man is all in ven you mean he is all
owdt!"-Chicago Tribune.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
IN CONSTANT AGONY.

A West Virginian's Awful Distress
Through Kidney Troubles.
w. L. Jackson. merchant, of Park
ersburg. w. Va, says: Driving about
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
No Whiskers.

"How immaculate everything is
kept around that soda fountain"
Eyes, even the ice is freshly shaved
every hour."-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
lmnortant 60 Mothers.
cnnnrete Definition.

Tommy-Paw, what is pessimisn?
Mr.. Tucker-It's-its something like
rheumatism, Tommy.-Chicago Trt
bune.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

According to the eternal fitness OF
things, tie father of twins should be
doubly thankful-but somehow he
isn't.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

The original chauffeurs, 1t seems
were robbers. Which is another in
stance showing the descent of man.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

In shaping his career a young man
shouldn't depend entirely on his tailor.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
Mrs. yVInsIow.s soothing syrup.

For children teethng softens the gums reduces I'm.
aammation allays pain wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01

Talking causes more regret than
silence.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-01
A WOMAN'S ORDEAL
BREADS DOCTORS QUESTIONS
Thousands Write to Mrs Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, and Receive Valuable Advice
Absolutely Confidential and Free

There can be no more terrible ordeal
TO delicate, sensitive, refined woman
than to be obliged to answer certain
questions in regard to her private ills,
even when those questions are asked
by her family physician. and many
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-03-29
Farmer Amos at SWanton.

The blizzard of the winter ragged at
high tide and snow drifts ridged and
barred the public highway last Tuesday,
but Director Williams L. Amos, of the
Maryland Experiment Station, fanked
by two co-laborers, one from the West
and one from the East, as stipulated
and agreed, arrived in Swanton in ad-
vance of the hour named for the after
noon local convention.
To hear these lectures on live topics
a goodly number of farmers braved the
storms and lamong attendants Of the
immediate community were several
from distant districts.
Director Amos is in his natural ele-
ment when presiding over and bringing
under judicious conrtol the many COM
ponents Of popular assemblage. He
quickly formulatcs a parliamentary suf-
ficiency to wedge snugly and smoothly
in every crevice, and skillfully com
mandS attention.
Mr.. Llewellyn, from far away Ne
braska, took up the improvement and
culture of corn, and made evident to
his auditors much that is new and in
structive bearing upon that valuable
staple. With impressive deliberation
he stated that if every corn producer in
the United States would improve each
ear just one additional grain to the ag-
gregate in one season would be over
three millions Of bushels. Corn can be
improved he insisted, by simple and in
telligent care. Seed should be grown
at safe distance from the ordinary
corn field, permitting none but the chos-
en- stalks to grow or mature in the seed
patch, and select the best grained ears
for the next planting Slightest mix
ture or degenercy of grains will serious
ly impair the seed. Only the central
grains should be saved for planting
these central or midway grains always,
it was explained grow the fullest and
most uniform ears, that is, they make
approach to an ear of even size from
end to end.
1t was advocated with plausible
logib application of all farm fertilization
on land to go in corn. Corn from a red
cob should not be planted as white corn
but take white corn from white cobs for
genuine seed.
Mr.. Llewellyn was followed by New
York expert upon enrichlng and per-
petuating the fertility of the soil. From
start to finish through this compact and
well conceived lecture ran a golden
thread of pathos tightening its solder
ness and relieving its tedium Chemical
! stimulants We're left at discount in
the background, and farmers were urged
to fertilize the farm with all decaying
matter possible to be had
RELLIM.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-03-29
MOUNTAIN LAKE PARK. Z

Mr.. Samuel Levers and daughters
requested me to return their warmcst
thanks to the friends and neighbors who
so kindly helped and sympathize with
them in their recent bereavement.
We are about to lose one of our young
men, Mr.. 0. F. Feather, who has pur-
chased Mr.. A. V. Cuppett's interest in
the firm Of Feather, Cuppett & Co., at
Pitcairns, Pa.
Rev. j. c. Maddox, of W. Va, was
Park visitor last Friday. Before
leaving the Park he rented a cottage
for next summer.
Mr.. Albert Biggs, of this place
has gone to Bayard, where he has Sc
cured employment.
Mr., Herbert Ferguson, who for the
past several years has been clerking
for Mr.. P. T. Cartwright at this place,
is now in the employ of Messrs. J. NJ.
Davis & Sons, of Oakland
Mrs. Hattie Thompson, nee Levers,
is spending several days with her
father and sister, at Loeb Lynn.
Mr.. Charles Weimer one of our Park
boys, is now a professor in the Cation
Tech. School, Allegheny, Pa.
Mr., Newman Wilson, of this place,
will next June open a restaurant in
the post office building, at the depot
Mr.. H. E. Lewis had six team haul
ing lumber from the saw mill to the
railroad station at this place.
Miss Louise Sperry spent part of last
week with her parents, at this place,
returning to Westernport on Monday.
Mr.. P. B. Cough and two children
went to Rowlesburg, W. Va, Monday
last, en- route to Wicklow, where she
will spend few weeks visiting rela-
tives.
Mr.. c. W. Dawson came up to this
place Saturday to visit his family, re-
turning to Rowlesburg Monday morn
ing.
Mr., J. w. Alderton, of Woodsfeld
0. spent a few days at the Park the
past week. He will return to this
place with his family about April Is.
DR.. A. Rambeau, whose family has
spent part of the winter in the Park,
and property owner at this place,
sailed yesterday from Baltimore for
Berlin, Germany.
A number of the members of the l..
o. o. F. of this place attended the flu
neral of Father George at Deer Park
yesterday.
Miss Kate Lohm, who has been visit
ing Miss Sadie Laughlin at this place,
returned to Deer Park yesterday.
Mr.. E. o. Fouch and wife who have
been in Florida, returned to this place
on No. SIS yesterday.
Mrs. DIR. Laughlin, after pleasant
visit among friends, returned to her
home at this place last evening.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-03-29
ORDER NISI.

Charles W. Hopkins. Trustee. vs. Thomas Il.
EvertS and wife
No. 1921 Equity In the Circuit Court for
Garrett County.
Ordered this 18Th day OF March, in the year
nineteen hundred Gud six. 10y the Circuit
Court for Garrett County. sitting in Equity.
that the sale made and reported in the
above cause by Charles W. Hopkins, assignee
of mortgage, be ratified ana confirmed. I'm
less cause to the contrary thereof be shown
on or before the eth day OF April, 1866: pro
ty, once a week for three successive weeks
before the 18th day o. April, 1876.
The report states the amount Of the sale to
be So 900.
T.. H. row Err. Clerk.
True Copy fest:
+. i. TOWER. Clerk.