The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-06-28

Then came the crossing of the sullen,
sluggish Missouri, that highway of al
earlier day to the great northwest; and
after that the better wooded and bet
ter settled lands of Iowa and Illinois.
"Now we're getting where Christians
live," said Percival, with warm appre-
citation.
| why, Percival,' exclaimed his moth
er, reprovingly, "do you mean to say
there aren't any Christians in Mon
tana City? How you talk! There are
lots of good Christian people there"
| And even Mrs. Bines was not with
out sense of quiet and rest induced
by the gentler contours of the land
scape through which they now sped.
1.-The country here does seem a lot
cozier," she admitted.
The hills rolled away amiably and
reassuringly; the wooded slopes in
their gay coloring of autumn invited
confidence. Here were no forbidding
stretches Of the gray alkali desert, no
grim bare mountains, no solitude Of
desolation. 1t was a kind land. fat
with riches. The shorn yellow fields,
the capacious red barns, the well-con-
ditioned homes, all told eloquently of
| peace and plenty. So, too, did the vii
lages-those lively little clearing
houses for immense farming districts.
| To the adventurer from New York they
seem always new and crude. To our
| travellers from a newer, cruder region
they were actually aesthetic in their
suggestions of an old and well-estab-
| lished civilization.
In due time they we're rafting over
tangled maze of switches, lodging
| interminable professions of freight
cars, barely missing crowded passen-
ger trains whose bells struck clear and
then f1atted as the trains flew by: de-
| hing by narrow waterways, crowded
with small shipping; winding through
streets lined with high, gloomy ware
houses, amid the clang and clatter, the
strangely sounding bells and whistles
| OF a thousand industries, each sending
| up It's just contribution of black smoke
to the pail that lay always spread
| above; and steaming at last into a
great roomy shed where all was sys-
TEN, and where the big engine trem-
bled and painted as if in relief at hav-
| ing run in safety gantlet so hazard
Gus.
Anyway, I'd rather live in Montana
City than Chicago" ventured Mrs.
Bines.
whatever pride you may feel in
H1Scprnronf
replied her son, performing before the
amazed lady bow that indicated the
lowest depths of slavish Difference.
Il am now" he continued, "going
out to pace the floor of this locomotive
boudolr for few exhilarating breaths
OF smoke, and pretend to myself that
I've got to live in Chicago forever. A
little discipline like that is salutary to
keep one from forgetting the great
blessing which a merciful Providence
has conferred upon one"
I'll walk bit with you," said his
sister, DOMINIC her jacket and a CAP.
Lest my remarks have seemed in
determinate, madam" sternly contin-
ued Percival at the door Of the car.
permit me to add that if Chicago were
Heaven should at once enter upon a
life of crime. Do not anect to misun.
derstand me, I beg of you. I should
leave no avenue of salvation open to
my precious soul. l should incur no
risk OF being numbered among the
saved. should be bad, and l should
sit up nights to invent new WAYS of
evil. II l had any leisure left from
being as wicked as could be, I should
devote it to teaching those loved how
TO become abandoned. l should doubt
less issue pamphlet, How to Merit
Perdition Without a Master. Learn to
Be Wicked in Your Own Home in Ten
Lessons. Instructions Sent Securely
Sealed from Observation Thousands
OF Testimonials from the Most Accom-
plished Reprobates Of the Day. I trust
that you will never again so far forget
yourself as to utter that word Chi
cago' in my presence. If you feel that
you must give way to the evil impulse
go off by yourself and utter the name
behind the protection of closed doors
where this innocent girl cannot hear
you. Come, sister. Otherwise I may
behave in a manner to be regretted in
my calmer moments. Let US leave the
woman alone, now. Besides, I've got
to go out and help the hands make up
that New York train. You never can
tell. Some horrible accident might
happen to delay US here 80 minutes
Cheer up, ma; it's always darkest just
before leaving Chicago, you know"
Thus fippantly do some of the
younger sons of men blaspheme this
metropolis of the mid-west-a city the
creation of which is, by many persons
of discrimination, held to be the chief
romance and abiding miracle of the
nineteenth century,
Let us rejoice that one such partisan
was now at hand to stem the torrent
Of abuse. AS Percival held back the
door for his sister to pass out, stout
1ift1a ru6dv.facod man with trim, orov