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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21
Card of Thanks.

To the Editor Of The Herald e. News :
Please allow me space in your
columns to thank my friends and
nri"hbors who so kindly and faith
fully ministercd 10 our daughter,
Nancy Rose, in her last illness; and
by their sympathics and consultations
chccrel our hearts in our sad bcreavc-
mrnt. Very truly,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. NJ. Nichols.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21
In Memory of Miss Nancy Nicholas.


God needed another fair angel, and
whom better could he have chosen
than our pure and much beloved
Nancy9 A short time before her
death, she joined God $ house on earth
and gave her precious life to Him !:
and when she became so i'll she said
she was "Safe in Jesus" and beg
gcd her loved ones not to mourn for
her.
If she was ready and wanted to go.
why do we grieve for her? Surely her
home i'll Heaven will be much bright
er and happier than the one in this
vain and sinful world. In her death
we sustain great loss, and the COM
munity in which she was we'll known
and highly beloved grieves that good
and useful life has been cut down Just
in the prime of womanhood. But how
much greater is the loss upon her
family, sorely are their offlictions
and warmly do we sympathize with
them in this dark hour of sorrow. May
her death be a warming to us to live
better and truer Christians, and pre-.
pare ourselves to meet her where there
will be "No more Goodbyes.
From her devoted friend and school
mate,
| (Missl OF. n 50
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21
Mr.. Court.

Stcnographer John Aull, of New
berry, has been among us lately, the
guest of Mr.. James II. Bacon, his
great grandfather. Young Mr.. AulI,
however, as we have remarked, did
not come to Edgefield specially to
see Mr.. Bacon, but to see nearer
and dearer one.--Edgefield cores
pondent The State.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21
2EEDY RIVER ASSOCIATION.
A Fuller Report of the Meeting-The
Officers Elected -Ouly Twelve
Churches.

The Reedy River Association held
its annual meeting with the Bethel
| Baptis; church September 14-16. 1t
was al one time very large body
comp, sed CT the Baptist churches of
LaurSns and Newberry counties, but
ten ears ago the Laurens churches,
wi!h the exception Of one, Hurricane,
ju!i on the line, withdrew and formed
the Laurens association. The associa-
ton. today is composed of the twelve
churches in Ncwberry county and the
,ae in Luurcns. The First church in
Nnwbcrry and the Bush River church
ara the strongest. Bethel is situated in
Il ,aick!y settled &@d progressive COM
mu&ity. The Raptists are not very
stron... but there was no lack Of en-
tertainment, for the doors of all de-
nominations were thrown open to the
delegates and you could not have told
who were Baptists or Lutherans. The
pastor of the Methodist church near
by called in his appointment on Sun
day and he and his congregation wor-
SHIPPED with us. "Behold, how good
and how pleasant it is for brethren to
dwell together in unity.'
The officers Of the association are
J. w. johnson, moderator; Theo. DAN
ielson, clerk; 7. M. Smith, treasurer.
Several visiting brethren representing
different dcnomnational interests
were present and added interest to
the meeting. w. Y. Derioux, J. D.
Huggins. who was pastor Of the Bethel
church twenty years ago, and did
much for that community. and others
in Newberry conuty, a. It. Jamison,
V. |. Master and j. K. Hair.
The treasurcr's report showed an
increase above last year. This year
there was given AZ cents per capita
to state missions, $1.0S per capita to
state, home and foreign missions, and
$1.6l per capita to benevo'ence.
The association resolved to support
six orphans at Connie Maxwell orph-
anage at $1,000 each, the first associa-
toin in the state to take such action.
The First church, Newberry, was the
first in the state to begin the indivi-
dual support. This was undertaken
more than twelve years ago and the
Sunday school has kept it up ever
since Now she will support two.
To Brother w. H. Hunt, in very
large measure, is due the interest and
success of this work in the Sunday
school. The Mt. Zion church has sup
ported one during the past year and
will continue the next. Bush River
will support one leaving only two for
the other churches.
1t was also resolved to raise $4,000
for state missions, and this mean an
advance in all benevolences.
We wish to call attention to the
work of the women in the w. M. So
ciety, and to urge the organization of
a society in each church. Nothing can
be more helpful to all the work of
the church. They contributed to mis-
sions last year $4,000, with an ag-
grcgate membership Of $50, $500
per member
The membership Of the churches is
about one thousand, only four resi-
dent pastors, G. A. Wright. C. L.
Dowell, l.. b. White and B. p. Nit
ehcll. The association meets next
year with Fairview church.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

WANTED-Everybody who wants
their watches, clocks or any kind Of
jewelry repaired right at reasonable
price to bring them to T. M. Rod
gers, at next door to The Observer
Print Office.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21
Good Work in Newberrv

State Organizer Mahaffey of the
South Carolina Farmers Union or
ganizcd four Unions last week in three
days and then wound up with a splen-
did county organization.
The time is ripe to organize the
farmers, and the boys are driving down
the stakes right along.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21
PURELY Personal.
The Movements of Many People
Ncwberrians and Those Who
Visit Newberry.

Mr.. N. G. Gullman is cerlsing for
"Thc Bee Hive"
Mr.. NJ. G. Graham is with "The
Bee llive'
Mr.. w. II. Carwile has accepted n
position with "The Bee Hive"
Miss Werner Maybin left Tuesday
to attend Winthrop College.
DIR. w. T.. Pelham has returned from
the north.
Mrs. 0. MtR. Holmes entertained
with cards OH Wednesday afternoon.
Prof. w. A. Stuckey returned this
week to Newberry.
Miss Carrie Spearman left Wednes-
day for Grecnville Female College.
Mr.. G. =. Pelham was in the city
on Wednesday.
There will be preaching at Unity
church next Sabbath at II o'clock,
and at Prosperity at > p. m.
Mr.. w. M.sWilson will buy cotton
this season at Peak, Pomaria and Al
Ston.
Mr.. John Mobl"y, Of Johnston,
spent few days last week with Mr..
B. f. Griffin.
Misses Eva Goggans and lalla
Rook Simmons are visiting at Kin
ards
Miss Payne. of Baltimore, has ar
rived and has charge of the millinery
department at Hair & Havird.
Mr.. and Mrs. +. w. Laney have re-
turned to their home in Cheraw after
visiting relatives in the city.
Misses Camille and Juanita Evans
left Wednesday for Nashville, Tenn,
to attend college.
Mr.. and Mrs. Etuard Scholtz, of
Charlotte, N. C., arrived in Ncwberry
yesterday afternoon and will visit
Mr.. and Mrs. w. +. Ewart.
Mrs. Ramsey has returned to New
berry and has charge of the millinery
department at Mimnaugh's $ for this
season.
Mrs. w. b. Wcrtz, of Ncwhcrry,
and Miss Jessie Bruce. Of Grccnvillc.
visited their brother w. \. Bruce, Of
pickcns. last wcck-PickrnS sentinel.
Rev. James Y. Far and his sister,
Miss Josephine Fair, of Savannah will
arrive today to visit Mrs G.. a. Bow
man.
The many friends Of Capt. a. p.
improving very rapidly since going
to Virginia.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the
Lutheran Church Of the Rcdccmer will
hold its next regular meeting on Tues
day afternoon at 4.30 o'clock with
Mrs. f.. Y. Norris
Mr.. +. s. Addison, Il prominent
farmer of Ninety Six section of
Greenwood county, died last Sunday
night aged So years. We knew Mr..
Addison quite well and when boy
thrcShed wheat and oats on his farm.
Hc was n large and DrOSpcrOuS farmer.
Col. f.. II. Aull, editor Of the New
berry Herald and News, has been
Gle, ted to the House of Representa-
tives from Ncwberry county. Col Aull
has already been broken to legisla-
tive work and will not balk when hi
gets back in harncss.--.Johnston News.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

The BEST service for the least mon
ey Your laundry will certainly be
made satisfactory if you bring it
to The Herald and News Office.
Basket sent Thursday and returned
Saturday at 3 p. m. A trial is all
that The Laurens Steam Laundry
needs.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21
SPECIAL NOTICES.

LOST-Key ring 4 keys name on
plate, E. A. Scott, reverse side, 1888
Leave at this Office and receive re-
ward.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

WE WANT your repairing on Bicy-
cles, Guns, etc. Just received $50
New Talking Machine Records.
Come make your selection. Your
patronage solicited.
Cromer & McGraw.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

THE BEST YET-New drop head
Domestic Sewing machine only $25
Moseley Bros.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

STRAYED-From my premises, a
Milk cow, color, black, with white
switch and belly, six years old, has
horns. Return to Jno. Scott or
Henry B. Wells.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

It's an easy matter to sympathize
with the poor when your pockets are
empty. ~.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

FOR sALE-3O,OOO feet of air dried,
one-inch plank. Apply to, B. M.
Havird, Silver Street.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

WHEN you want to buy timber or
farm land or town property see or
L. e. Alexander, Real Estate Ag't
write me and I will save you money.
..... Walhalla, 8. q.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

The world extends the glad hand to
the lucky, but all it hands the victim
Of tough luck is little cold sympathy.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

DON'T wait until you need a tonic
take Shaw's Malt and guard
against nervous collapse. For sa!s
at the Dispensary.
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NoT1OE--Have your buggies and
carriages neatly repaired and re-
painted by Nicely & Morgan, near Mr..
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Try to be agreeable. There are too
many diSagrceHEle people in the world
As it is.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

WANTED-You to see me before you
build and get prices on sash, doors,
blinds, flooring, ceiling, shingles, etc.
o. w. Leroy.
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SOUTHERN COTTON MILLS.
More Bales Than The Nothern
Mills.

Manufacturers Record.
For the second time since the turn
Of the century Southern cotton mills
took during the season ended August
81 greater number of bales of Amer
lean cotton than Northern mills took,
the takings having been 2,374,225
bales by Southern mills and 2,349,47S
by the Northern mills. The takings
this year by Southern mills were more
than double their takings ten years
ago and more than four times their
takings in 80. The progress of South
ern mills in comparison with mills in
the rest of the country during the
past ten years is shown by the follow
ing table based upon figures from the
valuable annual report of Col. Henry
G. Hester. secretary Of the New Or
leans Cotton Exchange, which i'm more
elaborate form published on other
pages of this week S issue of the Man
ufacturers Record
Year Southern Northern
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-09-21

FOR TWO WEEKs-I will pay cash
for old clothing. Special price for
silk suits.
Miss Dora Watts Racket Store.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10
Loves Young Dream.


She was waiting for him ut the door
when he returned home from business,
and he cIasped her In his arms. The
Honeymoon was over. and they had
been just three weeks in their new
fiat. Her delicious dinners had not
vet proved all that liz had hoped for.
but he was good Hatured about it be-
cause their servant WAS little more
than girl. The bride was looking
after the cooking herself.
''Oh. Dick" she said as she took his
hat. coat and bundle of newspapers,
1--WE had such delightful day. Flor
cnce has been here. and she was de-
lighted with our coy corner. us she
called It, Then we went out shopping
together. and I've The lOvelieSt'-
YES. yes, dear" lie said. but you
can tell Inc all about it at dinner. I'm
a little hungrler than usual tonight.
and-why. what's the mattcr:"
"Dlck.'' she tremblingly said. I've
''Thcre. never mind. dear, IL you have
spent n little more money than you
should have done. Well make it up
somehow"
But, Dick. I've let the girl out for
the evening, and
"Oh, never mind the girl. Well wait
on ourselves. ana I'll help You to wash
the dishes. There now"
But, Dick. dear I've been so busy
I've forgotten the dinner" - London
Tlt-BIts.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Despite the tragedy which marred
its opening night upon the Madison
Square Garden Roof "Mamzelle Cham
payne" now bids fair to keep the
amusement resort filled to its capac-
ity through the summer A large
plumber of changes have been made
since the opening night Harry Short.
wha was playing the principal comedy
role, and who was upon the stage
singing. 81 Could Love a Million
Gnls,'' when the ThawWhite shoot
ing occurred has been superseded By
John Eearney. while u large portion
OF the dialogue. which Is difficult TO
bear upon an open.atr roof like that
OF the Garden. mas been cut. and that
remaining polished to the last posi-
bile degree of luster. OF course. the
place is a Mecca for curtOstty-seeF
ers. who insist on the attendants
pointing out the eact spot where the
tragedy took place. but otherwise. the
memory of the affair is not obtrusiTe.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10
he S chuberts
GAIN CONTROL or THE HIPPO
pRoME-WILL ASSUME MAN
AGEMERT THIS FALL.

NEW YORK. July 10.-The schu-
berts have gained control of the Hip
podrome. Americas greatest amuse'
ment enterprise. and will assume the
management this fall. This gives
the schubert-Be!asco-Fiske combina-
ton SO houses and SIS attractions SO
the new combination is destined to
play an important part in American
amusements.
Up to this time the new combina-
ton has manifested but little interest
In the smaller cities unless 1t was to
keep the theatres open to the attrac-
lions of the independents. In New
England and the west and south and
even In parts of New York and State
and Pennsylvania the towns of 10000
are all affiliated with various circuits
which is equivalent to being controll-
ed by Klaw & Erlanger. Nixon &
Zimmerman adm the firms watch coin
pose the trust. Both Klaw & Erlang-
er and the new combination are now
keenfng their eye on West Virginia
cities and the cities around Pittsburg
ana there may be important develop,
ments before the opening of the COM
ing season.
The Court theatre at Wheeling has
not yet been leased for the coming
season and it is understood the Schu-
berts are after it. They now have
boiling arrangements with the Au-
ditoriur at Parkersburg and Swish
er's theatre at Morgantown. The
'ftrust" has had the Court in the past
and had booking arrangements with
the Camden at Parkersburg. the the
BIucfeId. to which the Chrlsty theatre
atrcR at Charleston. Huntington and
at Morgantown was recently added.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Nazareth, where Jesus spent his boy
hood, calls to mind Il picture Of hnZy.
half mystical village of the far east.
The Palestine of today is network
of railroads and telegraph wires. Mod
ern hotels with eIevatOrs-Hnd bell boys
now occupy sacred places of history.
Cafes stand where once the hosts Of
Israel fought, conteuding with char
lots and horscmen. The awkward cam
ell back is trnnspIlHted by the cOnpart-
ment ear. One would look In vain for
the lospltabIe villnEer standing at the
door of his humble fiat rooted home.
Tall, slantIng rooted buildings FREEDOM
mate, with fresh rcd tiles imported
from France. In prominent place ON
the brow OF Il hill stands the English
orphnnage, which provides for the ed
ucntlon of the orphans of Palestine.
English and Arabic are taught here us
we'll as housekeeping and needleworE.
A telegraph station. with an Armenian
operator in citizens dress, keeps SaZa-
reth In touch with the world.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Alice Leigh. who has played with
William Gillette. Julia Marlowe AMI
Alice Fischer. will nave an import
ant part in THE Chorus Lady" in
which Rose Stahl is to star here. Miss
Stahl is now appearing in the piece
in London, and so successfully that
her engagement has been twice ex.
tended. necessitatipg the pOstpuninG
Of her appearance in Paris. as orig
inally arranged.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

You may accfdently find the house
you are looking for. or rent the one you
have for rent. Accidents will hap
pen. If you want to make sure work
Of 1t use the West Virglnian want col
umn where yoG reach sworn ctrcu'
[nllon OF over $500.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10
GOT HIS HAIR BACK.
WAS Perfectly Bald When He Started
to Use Newbro'a HerPIeIde

Frederick Manuel. Maryland block.
Butte. Montana. bought bottle OF New.
bros Herplclde. April 6. SO, and began to
use 1t for entire badness. The hair col-
IicIcs In his scalp were not dead and In
20 days he had hair all over his head,
On July 2 he writes. ''and today my hail
is rs thick and lrxuriant IS NJ" ons
could wish" Newbros Herpiclde works
on an old principle and with n new d'1-
covery-destroy the cause and you "a
move the effect. Herpicide destroys the
germ that causes dandruff. falling hair.
ana finally badness. so that with the
rHuse gone the effect cannot remain.
Stops falling hair at once and new
growth starts. Sold by leading
to The HerplcIda Co.. Detroit Mich.
e. A. Billtngslea & Co., specia!
agents.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10
Deer Park HOt6I,
DEER PARK, MD.

This famous hosiery on the SUI
perb plateau of the Allegheny
Mountains, known as the Glades,
opened June %, after most COM
plete renovation of the entire
property, making it new through
out. The twelve private cottages
were refurnished, and the thirty
third year Of this beautiful noun
tain resort finds it more prepos-
sesslng and enjoyable than at any
time in it's history.
The popularity OF Deer Park is
due to its desirable altitude. $500
feet above the sea level, out OF
reach of malaria and mosquitoes;
and its magnificent parking of 500
acres of forest and lawn, and miles
of perfectly kept roadways, at-
fords most delightful surround
ings.
It is thoroughly modern as to
improvements and equipment, with
Bowling Alleys, Billiard Rooms,
Tennis Courts. Golf Links, Swim:
ming Pools Livery, ETC., and the
delightful rooms and excellent
cuisine are not surpassed. No
mountain resort equals 1t for ac-
feasibility.
Excellent train service via the
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad.
For rates in hotel, annexes or
cottages, or illustrated booklets
and door plans. apply to
w. E. BURWELl. Manager
Deer Park, Nd,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

The job department of the West
yirgintan is always busy. Increased
business has compelled the purchase
of new presses. machinery and type.
Patrons are well pleased WITH the
work now being turned out,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Who printed your last stationery for
you? Try the West virEiniau's New
lob Department and YOU win then
know what new presses. and anew.
.tyne VIM accomplish.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

IF you go in swimmin'." said Tom
my's younger brother. "rll tell maw!"
"Tell 'er. If you want to. you nasty
little muck raker!" blurted Tommy,
plunging into the water.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10
SUNSET sMILEs.

before we were married You said
you just loved TO make your own
dresses
eyes. dear. but that was before !
had you to buy them for me-"-De-
troit Free Press.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

"If you go in swfmmin'," said Tom
my's younger brother. ell tell maw!"
"Tell 'er. If you want to. you nasty
little muck raker!" blurted Tommy,
plunging into the water.-Chicago
Tribune.
Can you repeat the Declaration of
Independence" she asked
81 used to be able to-" he replied,
but about all remember of 1t now
is: TO be or not to be, that is the
question Judge.
at must be nice to be hero" re-
marked the quiet man.
as It for a minute" replied sena-
tor Badger. after that the hero
wonders at the worlds bad memory"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
"And was the operation success?"
NO" replied the great surgeon
sadly.
Did he die?"
"Oh, no: he regained his health,
but was never able to collect cent
for my services. Houston Post.
For goodness sake. what's that
noise?"
"The girl next door is having her
voice cultivated
Huh! Apparently the process of
cultivation has reached the harrow
ing season.''-Philadelph Ledger.
"Our Johns goIn' to be preacher,
guess" said Farmer Korntop. "jedg-
ing from what his college professor
said about him."
whats that?" asked his wife.
"He says he's inclined to be bibu-
s."-Phlladelphia Ledger
Housekeeper-Why don't you go to
work?
Tramp do. mum, when I can get
chanst at me specially.
Housekeeper-What is your spec
iaity?
Tramp-Holdin' down piazzy chairs
on windy afternoons.-Boston Trans
cript.
Beggar with one arm and one legl
Spare a copper for poor man, yer
honor?
Gentleman-Hello! Why, l remem-
Der you in London, but you'd only
Loo "a IrEF
Beggar-Yes, sir; that's good
enough for London, but down here
they wants more for their money
Ally Sloper.
Did the adience applaud when
Mrs. Hytone sang?"
mo, when she stopped singing. =
The Bohemian for July.
Now. Tommy" said the teacher.
IF you had 90 cherries and your ill.,
tie brother asked you for half of
them. how many would You have
left?"
Twenty" replied Tommy, prompt
Iv-Phfladeluhia Press
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Directors-Geo. M. Jacobs. ". S
Meredith, ]. NJ. Hartley, Harry Shaw
w. S. Raymond. C. E. Hutchinson
Howard R. Furhee.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10
The Peoples Bank Of Fair
mont.
CAPITAL STOCK PAID
IN, $50, 100000.

Our fire and burglar proof vaults
are free to customers for private pa
pers.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

We solicit your business. which will
receive prompt and careful attention
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Can you repeat the Declaration Of
Independence" she asked.
81 used to be able to-" he replied
but about all remember of 1t now
is: TO be or not to be, that is the
question. Judge.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Did the adience applaud wher
Mrs. Hytone sang?"
mo, when she stopped singing. -
The Bohemian for July.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

Now. Tommy" said the teacher.
1T you had 90 cherries and your H.
tie brother asked you for half of
them. how many would you have
left?"
Twenty" replied Tommy, prompt
Iy.-Philadelphia Press.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

cit must be nice to be hero" re-
marked the quiet man.
as it for minute" replied sena-
tor Badger. after that the hero
wonders at the worlds bad memory"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-10

"And was the operation success?'
NO. replied the great surgeon
sadly.
did he die?"
"Oh, no: he regained his health
but ! was never able to collect cen
for my services. Houston Post.