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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-03-24
Eczema, letter, Salt Rheum Itch, Ring
Worm, Herpes, Barber,s Itch.

All of these diseases are attended by
intense itching, which is almost in
stantly relieved by applying Chamber
lain's Salve and by it's continued use
permanent cure may be effected. 1t has
in fact, cured many cases that had re-
sisted all other treatment. Prsce 25c per
box. For sale by all druggists.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-03-24
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s sssss the Of 1hMzzzM

Irish potatoes this year will
make some man lot of money.
There will be short crop, and the
prospects are that there will be a
potatoe famine before the year
1907 brings in a crop.-Nacog-
doches Sentinel.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-03-24

Indigestion is much of habit. Don't
get the habit. Take little Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure after eating and you will
quit belching, putting, palpitating and
frowning. Kodol digests what you eat
and makes the stomach sweet. Sold by
The j F Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-03-24
A Lively Tussle

with that old enemy of the race, consti-
patton, of ends in appendicitis. To
avoid all serious trouble with stomach,
liver and bowels, take DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They perfectly regulate these
organs without pain or discomfort. 25c
at all druggists.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-03-24

Wall streets woman broker says
Morgan would have been happier
If he had followed Christ's pro.
cepts.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-03-24
HONEST BARKEEPER.

HONEST BARKEEPER.
Frank Statement issued by M an
in Tom bstone, Ark.
Tombstone, Ark. claims credit for
the frankest saloon keeper in the
United States. He keeps the Tenn
pie Bar Saloon, and advertises his
business with most surprising frank
ness. ALLOW me to inform you that
you are FOOLS" he says, his place 10
usually filled. He maintaines that
he is an honest saloon keeper and
that it will not hurt his business to
tell the truth about it. He has had
printed an advertising card which
would make an excellent manu-.
script for temperance lecture.
Copies are being circulated through
the Western States and are attract
ing much attention. The card
reads as follows:
Friends and neighbours: am
grateful for past favors, and having
supplied my store with fine line Of
choice wines and liquors, allow me
to inform you that l shall continue
to make drunkards, paupers and
beggars for the community to sup
port. My liquors will excite riot,
robbery and bloodshed.
They will deminish your com.
forts. increase your expense and
shorten your life. shall confident
ly recommend them as sure to mul.
tiply fatal accidents and incurable
diseases. They will deprive some
of life, others of reason, many of
character and all of peace. They
will make fathers fiends, wive wild.
ows, children orphans and all poor
will train your sons in in6delity,
dissipation, Ignorance, lawdness and
every other vice, I will corrupt the
ministers of religion, obstruct the
gospel, defile the church and cause
as much temporal and eternal death
as I can, will thus accommodate
the public" 1t may be at the loss
of my never dying soul. But I havs
a family to support-the business
pays-and the public encourages it
l have paid my license and the
traffic is lawful; and if I don't sell
it somebody else will I know the
Bible says: "Thou shalt not kill"
"No drunkard shall enter the king
dom of heaven" And I do not ex-
pect the drunkard maker to fare
any better, but I want an easy liv.
ing and I have resolved to gather
the wages of iniquity and fatten on
the ruin of my species.
I shall therefore carry on my
business with energy and do my
best to diminish the wealth of the
nation and endanger the safety OF
the State. AS my business -four
ishes in proportion to your sensual.
ity and ignorance will do my best
to prevent moral purity and intel
lectual growth.
Should you doubt my ability I
refer you to the pawrshop. the
poorhouse. the police court, the
hospital, the penitentiary and the
gallows, where you will find many
of my best customers have gone.
A sight of them will convince you
that I do what / say. Allow me
to inform you that you are fools,
and that I am an honest saloon
Laanar
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-03-24

First we send missionaries to
save the heather, and then we
send warships to save the mission
aries Albany Herald.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-03-15
TIMELY T0PICs

Get rubbers or snow leggins at Holzcer Bros.. rubbers 29 to 75 cents, snow leggins 46 cents.
 Waterbury Market Go will have 5000 pounds of haddock for tomorrow at Dc pound; large fresh herrings 5c. The new Stearns visible typewriter 1 is on exhibition. daily at l5l Bank street, room s. Harding Adv. Co.
 The Hampson- Sellew Co are lower than any other store in New England on Glenwood ranges.
 Dallas is selling nice live shamrocks in pots at 10 cents each. Special values at Reid x Hughes anniversary sale, dress goods, notions, l underwear, etc. You will find the newest in spring styles at A. F. Cowles, Center street millinery. ...~-. The entire shoe stock of o. D. Beach of Thomaston is on sale at Frank, the shOeman's. Sale of fig bars at Woodruff Grocery Go on Friday and Saturday, IS cents a pound or two pounds for 25 cents. 1hC I uUllC hulh hCL " III hafC PAChsy of haddock tomorrow at 0c pound; sea trout at 10 cents. Try one of Trott's coffee cakes at 10 cents. They are fresh every Satnr- day. Other good things.
 Look at the Platt Mill Co.'S horses for sample of what their stock feed will do. 4~.
 J. B. Mullings & Son will open their Bank street entrance for business on Saturday morning.
 J. c. Jackie X Son are selling good school shoes for girls at $1.5O; solid and good wearing.
 Miller X Peck are selling India silk a yard wide at 79c yard; mixed gray suiting 75 cents yard.
 Sake & Floto are selling St Pat rick's day souvenirs at 35 cents each.
 Your spring top coat will have char acter If Mahon is your tailor.
 You can get your choice at Dodge's shoe store, oxfords or felt boots, felts suitable for today.
 Browns Quickfire charcoal will heat up the rooms in short order, 10 cents bag at all grOcers.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-03-15
IT'S COMICAL

to see how generous and off-hand some people are when they are not spending their own money Take, for instance, the matter of approach to the new depot which is to be built some time, by the only railroad coming into our city. Most everyone you meet will say we should be gen. erous because the railroad company Is going to spend a whole lot of mon- ey changing the tracks and giving us new depot. Why do they not re- fleet and say it's pretty near time they did something for Waterbury, and by the way, they won't spend any more money than they are com pelled to- Say, to hear those fellows talking how the city won't be out over $17O,00O to $200,000, would give you a pain. Now. if those offl- cials in City hall who have the pow CT to vote away our money are not mighty careful and cool-headed the taxpayers will be out over $5OO.O00 before the end comes. Gentlemen, how much did Bridgeport, New Ha- ven or Hartford pay out when they got their new depots, and did you ever take notice to any BEAUTIFUL. approach to the first two mentioned, and both cities are getting along nicely. We'll, consarn that depot question, anyway, it almost made us forget to say that next Saturday be- ing the 17th of March will be bar gain day at OUT store, and each pur- chaser of n pound of our warranted good soc Tea will receive premium we'll worth the money expended and the quality can't be beat, even over where the tea grows. If you doubt us, try pound next Saturday at
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-03-15
SALE '>
 HAIL, RAIN OR SHINE.

:, !. If not worth the pSce to you. they're mine.
 Pepper Distillery Bottling .75c from $1.25 Lewis 66" Distillery Bottling ..75c
 from $1.25 Wilson Distillery Bottling .75c
 from S1.25 Finch's Golden Wedding .75c
 from $1.25 Mount Vernon ..75c, from $1.25 Private Stock .....75c, from $1.25 Sunnydale Rye ..75c, from $1.25 Cognac Brandy ....75c, from $1.25 Cider Brandy .75c, from $1.25 De Kuyper Gin .75c, from $1.25 Maple Gin ........75c, from $l.26 Old Tom Gin .75c, from S1.25 Elbart Gin .......75c, from $1.25 Rhine Wine (imp) ..50c, from $1.00 St Julian Claret ..50c, from $1.00 Sweet Muscatel ..50c, from $1.O0 Sweet Catawba .... .60c, from $1.00 Old Angelica .50c, from $1.00 Old Tokay .50c, from $1.00 Royal Crown Sherry .50c, from $1.00 Royal Crown Port .50c, from $1.00 F gallon bot Sherry soc, from $1.00 E gallon bot Port BOG, fran $l,Q0 And scores of other goods which we are unable to quote for lack of space. The above prices will pre- vail until further notice.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-03-15
MEETINGS TONIGHT.

Court R. F. Phelan, F. of A. Sheet Metal Workers union. Haymakers 10h.
 Polishers and Buffers.
 Women's Relief corps.
 Second division, A. o. H. Court Hancock, F. of A. Tunxis tribe, I. O.. R. M. Mad River grange, P. of H. Canton T. R. Martin, P. M. Harmony lodge, F. and A. M. High Rock division, s. of T. Brass City lodge, I. A. of M. Friendship lodge, o. D. H. s. St Francis Xavier drum corps. Fifth division. Company E. H. R. Unity commandery, U. o. G. C.. Fifth division, A. o. H. Rosedale camp, No 9615, M. w. of Brooklyn Athletic club. Loyal Pride of Valley, 7223. French Canadian band. Brass Workers union, No 1S6. 'Woodmen of the World. Pride of the Valley lodge, I. O. o. ', M. U. Journeymen Horseshoers' union. Wadhams post, G. A. R. .
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-03-15
Bargain Day, Friday Mar. IGtt

At 79c-Black India Silk, yard wide spot proof and fast black, value 98c. At 75c-Mixed Gray Suitings, SC inches wide, this seasons best
 style, value 9Sc. At 79c-Black mercerized Petticoats
 good styles, full sizes, value s1 At 69c-Ladies' percale Wrappers
 value S5c. At 69c-Ladies' White Brocaded
 Waists, value S1. At $2.49-Ladies' Black Panama
 Skirts, value $5.5O. l At 5Ac-All linen Toweling, from
 s 1-3c. At 9c-Unbleached Pillow Cases,
 45x36, value 121ac. At s 1-3c-New Dress Ginghams,
 value 10c. 1 =@ At 10c-Shell and Amber Hair Pins,
 special value. At 19c-Straight front Hose Sup porters. regular price 25c. At 69c-Cotton Eiderdown Dressing
 Sacques, were 98c. At 49c-Ladies' Outing Flannel
 Gowns, were 59c. At 21c-Fancy Marguerite Corset
 Covers, were 29c. At 13c, for 25c-Men's natural
 wool Half Hose, from 17c. At 25c-Women's medium weight
 Vests and Pants, from soc. At 13c, for 25c-Women's fast
 black fleeced Hose At 19c-Women's black Hose, Maco
 split soles, from 25c. At 35c-Linoleum, from 45c. At 12 1sc-Table Oilcloth. from 19c. At 59c-All wool Ingrain Carpet,
 from 75c. At $2.9S-Axminster Rugs, 36 x72,
 from $3.50. At 39c-Fancy covered Pillows, from
 soc. At $1.59-S-lb square Blankets,
 from $2.25. At 20c-No Brooms. At 6A lb-Boraxine Washing Pow
 der.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-03-15

The Nosahogan Guards gave a banquet to their lady friends last night.
 A son was born this morning to MT and Mrs Edward Carey of AZ Hill street.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-03-15
.OXFORDS, Felt Boots.

Take your choice. The snow is fall ing fast as I write. and I can fix you out from the remnants of Felts. Arc tics and Rubbers. But let the rub Der question "requiescat in pace" Practically our whole variety Ia Mems s3.5o and s4 Mems oxfords have been in stock or moving out on up to date feet for { weeks.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-10-17
Clash With Counsel.

The recorder. at the request ~ Mr.
Jerome. ad burned tho proceedings that
tre District Attorney might obtain a
formal order having tho argument trans
fer.el 90 Justice AIrLoar-- Court where
g. was first heard During the arru-
mont to-day. SIR me- said he had
been crnha-ras -e1 hv f-e temporary writ
ot prohibition issued hv Justice Mclean.
r hope you have" broke en- Mr..
Gleason. ~ Thaw's counsel land 7 hope
7 may continue 90 emharrass The DIS
trlrt Attorney from taking ~ secret
evidence that may send uy client 30 the
electric chair Forty-three dopoe tons
have been taken i'm this case against
tfe constitutional rights az this defcn-
dant Traw"
Nr. Jerome leaped % his feet and said:
'Not 81 deposition taken hy the District
Attorney in this case could Dee used
against Thaw IN tho trial and couns..
V-o'l knows it
THAT IS fr1e" said NJ. Gleason. ''hut
these dispositions are taken % eutanrle
tle Conscience - tho witness. and n
frigiten him when he appears at tho
trial"
None 90 the forty-thr-c witnesses ex-
0mino3 hv the District ATTORNEY" said
MI Jerome "are to he called tv the
prosecution a. tho trial ~ Harry *
Thaw but their evidence he's been taken
iu anticipation that tho defense would
can them and 10 prevent their COM
science being cntangled hv the defense. 90
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-10-17
JEROME HINTS At
NEW SENSATIONS
Possibility of Other Indictments
to Follow Revives Interest i'm
Thaw Case.
COUNSEL HAVE SHARP WORDS
Gleason Accuses District Attor-
ncy Of Taking Advantage Of
His Client.

NEW YORK October 1s.-Thero u..e
e.iFal in interest to-day in the case
~ Harry x. 1haw. charged with tho
.i Ifirt VI stanford White. when I'D come
District Attorney Jerome inrnatet
taat there might be Other irli-t~er+s
lu the clse
Trio -tttement by the District Attor-
"'F Was made ~ the course ~ an are
E0ment before Recorder Coz -e,.r.f
TO writ ~ prohibition Restraining r.a
Instruct Attorneys Office from further
preliminary action IN grand jury rro-
ceo4-ugs il tho murder case. Follow
lnz the hearing. clifford vs.. Iartrlare
Iha".s counsel. called upon tie prisoner
~ the Iomhs After bis visit the law
yer explained that Thaw tad road the
evening papers. and feared FROM what
be bad read Of the proceedings before
Recorder Con that an attempt might
DC made 20 indict his wife or other MEM
beers ~ the family. Mt ITart-fdge said
THAT Doe Lad merely called 70 set Thaw'
mind az rest as there WAS no danger
that any other member OF his family pr
any one connected with tho family wound
be indicted
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-10-17

he'a under bonds OF $500 as witnesses j.
thc c7-e
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-10-17

Of the seamen On thc sap Wele
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-09-13
GRAY popLrS cow.

II combines the weave Of the old Irish
poplin with the suppleness and grace
Df the present day fabrics. In gray 1t
Is particularly pretty.
Velvet ribbon trims many Of the
daintiest autumn costumes 1t appears
In very wide widths or In groupings OF
narrow ribbons, three to nine rows in
each group
A novelty seen In an Importation of
fall costumes was q bronze green cloth
suit with mandolin shaped jacket. The
skirt was modelled In oversklrt effect
obtained by four well cut gored founces
arranged to give plated effect In
front A tan crepe de chine blouse OF
the washable variety was covered by
mandolin shaped crossed fronts held
in place by jet buttons set upon insets
OF white hroadcloth Three little
curved sections Of cloth barely cover
Ing the top of the arm passed for
sleeves
The gown In the cut is chic cos
tune made from gray colleen poplin.
The skirt is trimmed at the bottom
with two deep tucks above which are
crescents OF the material. The fichu
bodice adornment Is edged with frills
of white Brussels net run with very
narrow black velvet ribbon.
JUDO CH0LLET.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-09-13
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Try the new Ice Cream Cake at the
City Bakery.
Old gold and silver wanted at re-.
nners, prices in exchange for goods at
+. q. Burr's.
4. r. Austin sells stone cutters
glasses, all kinds and prices. From zoe
to $500 each.
For Sale.-One baby carriage; ona oil
stove, almost new. Apply at "a Sum
mer street, upstairs.
Stone-cutters' glasses, zoe per pair.
Lenses, per pair, Sc. Il. e. Burr & Co.,
s. North Main street.
All kinds Of kerosene and gasolene
stoves at cut prices at G. w. Averill 4
Co.'S See advertisement.
Reynolds & Son are the local agents
for the Pitkin Supply Co. and carry a
large stock Of Dallett Stone Working
Tools.
Are You buying shoes fol- yourself
and famIly wlier you get coupons that
are worth St5 for every S25 in coupons :
Il not inquire at tie Peoples Shoe store.
Small place with Six acres Of land
near The city Is offered BY the d. a.
Perry real estate agency in their @adn
nn the 9th page.
The Ladies' Aid of the Presbyterian
church viii serve chicken pie supper
Thursday, Sept 20. supper viii Be
served from $50 to 7.3o. Admission
25c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-09-13
A very Useful Tree,


The most marvellous tree in the world
is the Carnahnba palm which grows 10
Brazil Ii has recently been stated that
hi the great meat packing factories IN
Chicago every portion Of the pig * used
except the squeal With respect to the
earnahuba pnlm one cannot even reserve
the bark. It's roots produce the same
medicinal effect as sarsaparlIa From
parts of the tree wine and vinegar are
made It's fruit IS used for feeding cat
tie. OF the straw. hats, baskets. brooms
and mats are made. Ii is also used for
thatching houses. The pulp has an agree.
Eble taste and the nut, which is oleagin
Gus and cmnlsiye, IS sometimes used as
substitute for coffee. Its stems af
ford strong, light iibres, which acquire
beautiful llstre, and serve also for
i0ists, rafters and other building ma
terials. Ii yields also a saccharine sub
stance As wen a. starch resembling
sage. OF the wood Of the stem musical
Instruments, water tubes aud pumps arc
nade. From the stem a white liquid
similar to the milk of the cocoannt, and
-four resembling maizena, may be cx-
tracted. Moreover, salt j. extracted
from the tree. and likewise an alSali
used In the manufacture Of common soap,
Prom answers.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-09-13
A UNIQUE RECORD
Not Another Like 1t in Our Broad Re
public.


70 give positive home testimony in
every locality is Of itself unanswerable
proof Of merit; but when we add to
this the continued endorsement from peo-
pleo who testified years ago no evidence
can be stronger A Barre citizen CRATE
fully acknowledges the good received
from Doan's Kidney Pills, and when
time has tested the cure we find the
same hearty endorsement, with added
enthusiasm and continued praise. Cases
Of this kind are plentiful III the work OF
Doan's Kidney Pills and such record
il unique in the annals OF medicine.
G. A. Churchill, contractor and build
er, Of SIS Merchant street, Barre, VT,
says Il recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills, which l got from Il. A. Drown,
druggist, through our Barre newspapers
IN statement given eight years ago.
used them at that time and was 50
greatly benefited that kept on taking
them until the symptoms Of kidney
complaint and weakness Of the back and
loins disappeared. 1t il now as much
pleasure to recommend this valuable
remedy as it was at the time when they
relieved me of my pain and suffering,
have on several occasions used Doan's
Kidney Pills since then and always with
the same good results. They are GER
tainly worthy Of endorsement and have
advised many friends and acquaintances
to use Them
For sale by all dealers. Price, 90
cents. Foster AIilburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the nameDoan's and take
no other.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-09-13
GRANITEvILLE.

The ladies Of st. SyIyesters court.
No. 5s1, W. G. Q. H., viii hold supper
and dance in Miles hall OH Monday, Sep
TENDER Ia. First class music win be
furnished and q good time assured.
Supper and dance 75c per couple. Ladies
and children, l5 cents. All are cordially
invited 10 attend.
There viii be special meeting Of
division No. 3, A. q. H.. "Wednesday
evening al 1880. All members are re.
qnested to he present.
The regular meeting Of Maple Leaf
camp, NJ W. Of A., will be held Thurs.
day evening at 100 The reports Of tie
Burlington outing will be received and
IA smoke talk viii be held afterwards.
The foresters' team Of Maple Leaf
camp will hold meeting before the
regular meeting Thursday night at 630.
All members are requested to be present,
business Of Importance Il to come before
the meeting. Per order G. i.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-09-13
Origin Of the Postage stamn.

Quite recently there has been more or
less discussion as to the origin 81 the
postage stamp. Perhaps the most au-
tfentic story Is tliht which comes from
tie postofIicc department 1T Washington.
i appears that about IS years ago
Rowland Hill was travelling through one
d the northern districts Of England, and
for time was soionrning at on inn
where the postman came with i letter
Tor Young daughter Of The inn-keep-
e, The young miss turned the letter
ever and over in her hand, and after cx-
IalHining tile envelope minutely, inquired
the price OF tho postage, which wns a
shilling. She sighed sadly and returned
tie letter 10 the postman saying that
ii ras from her brother, but that she
Had no inouey.
Mr.. Hill was nm oniooker and was
touched with pity. Tie paid the postage,
and his action seemed To cinharrass the
girl When the postman had gone she
stated to Nh, Hill that some signs mark
ed On the envelope conveyed to her All
she wanted to know, and that as fact
there vas no writing inclosed. In ex-
ltenuation she said that she and her
brother lad contriyed code system Of
communicating, as neither Of them were
liable to pay post charges
Mr.. Hill thought Of the results Of a
system which made such frauds possible.
! Before another day he had planned a
lpostal system upon the present basis.-
IIarper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-09-13
Important FINDS at pelos.

Delos- which may be described. from
the archaeological point OF view. AZ tile
Grecian Pompeii, has been the scene for
tions, carried ont under the direction Of
NJ. Holleaux, who Is at the head Of the
French school At Athens. II is due to
the iberality 81 the Due de Loubat, a
learned American citizen, who Il col
responding member of the French Acad
envy OF Inscriptions and Bellies Lettres,
that this Interesting work i being con-
tinued, for al one time there was fear
that il would have TO be interrupted ow.
ing to lack of funds
Many valuable finds have already re.
varied the eycasators. including a mag
iiiicent statue OF Venus which was I'M
carthed eighteen mouths ago, but moth
ing has cqualled the importance Of the
discoveries which have been made this
month, On Aumnstsi8 six large archaic
hons in marble were brought to light
ornamenting an espanade III the viein.
ity of the Sacred Lake Of Delos. Nath.
ing Of the kind had ever been found
before in Greece. In the quarter Of the
buried town which surrounds the
theatre several houses in an excellent
state Of preservation have been lineos
eiei, one Of them containing an inscTip-
ton Of wonderful freshness giving the
precise date at which the quarter was
built.
Besides other discoveries in marble
and pottery, quantities Of gold Jewels
were found of kind such az have not
before been met with. On the following
day the exeavators came upon statue
of the Muse polhymnia which i des-
tined TO make a great stir in the arch
geological world The drapery in pars
tienlar Is OF admirable workmanship,
ana the figure bears close resemblance
to. though X Il certainly finer than, the
celebrated Polhyinnia in the Berlin Mus
elm, which has been Justly recognized as
n replica of the statue executed by
philiskos OF Rhodes.
Another discovery Of the first import
anee made on this date Is that Of Il
head larger thar nature Of Dionysos. 1t
was found in the temple explored at
Delos some months ago, and doubtless
formed part Of statue Of the god
erected in the temple itself. The type
recalls that Of Scopas, and is the finest
antique which the excavations Of Delos
have yielded for the past fifteen years.
The finds further include the statue of 4
woman beautifully worked and treas
ure concealed at the base Of a monument
containing 40 tetradrachmas, drachmas,
land half-lrachmas in perfect condition
which will delight the numismatists at
Athens. London Tribune.