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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-18
AN EASTER OFFERING

Chicago Inter-Ocean.
At a recent convention of min
one OF them told how he had pa
the mortgage on the church 10
he had been assigned. The churcl
located III a small New England
the population of which was unu
wcll-to-do, and where there was 4
social rivalry, The Sunday before
ter the minister made this anno
msnt:
II am going to make a suggest
the good sisters of the consres
Next Sunday. In the vestibule. d
found n blackboard, and l thil
would be a pretty idea if each
would write thereon her name al
amount she will give as an East
fering-the amount to correspond
cost of her Easter hat"
And was the plan a success?'|
one asked.
The minister smiled.
We'll" he said. II paid OF
good-sized mortgage and recarpete
church." -
MOST MISERABLE MISEH
Father Aeby. who died the oIhl|
in Berne, Switzerland, was the
miserable miser in all Europe"
he was 20 years of age. when \
herited large fortune. he had III
charity and an expenditure Of
a day He died at the age Of q
his body was so cmaciated thai
sembled a mummy. He left seq
valued at S75o.O0O 100000 in go'|
silver coin concealed about BIS
and no relatives. 81
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-18

Does your rheumatism bother you
much2"
II should say it did. Every idiot I
meet asks questions about it."-Cleve-
land Leader.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-18
NOT THAT KIND OF A STAR.

NOI THAT KIND OF A STAR.
Milwaukee Wisconsin.
Hitch your wagon to 4 star
His father said. OF course
He did and now the star
Is suing for divorce
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-18
Where The Tribune Is On Sale

Murray, Utah-Excclsior Stationery %. irh-
phone I'LL -. /-....-
Provo, Utah-A ". Robinson. "a EsSt Center
Street "a
New York-hr.hur HotelnS, BROADWAY ula
Thirty eighth Street Actor House. Nnldo1-
Astorin Imperial Hotel
Chicaso-Pohncr House. Auditorium AnnoA
shIneton-New Willard, Raleigh
Omahn.-UnIon Station News Stand.
rortland-Oregon News Agency.
foe Angeles-Amos Eow1Stand- -
Kan Francisco-ArdlnE's News Agency. ~
wheatley. Hotel ST Francis, Foster d o'Sa.. S...
eeattIe-w Ellie Hotol Northern, J, X 1oS-
flee Wilson, McVey & Co.
Denver-Julies Piack Brown Hotel, Kendriea
BoissHIdanha Hotel noies Book and Musio
Store, Arch. Cunninsho Co.. H. soief
q Co.
Tonopah-ONeil & Co. A II. RoDnsWeH,
Goidfteld-Huntor Adv Pub. Co., w. ~
harsh
Rutte-Kesfs Bros, J. q. Evans
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-18

Entered at the Postotnce OF Salt Lake CITY
as sccond-class matter.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08

An unknown man shot and killed
John Kevister, bartender in . Hib-
bling saloon, shot and fatally
wounded John Beckas, who pursued
him and then committed suicide.
A reward of $500 has been offered
for the arrest OF Harry Spencer
wanted at Minneapolis for the
murder of is wife. ~
Miss Ida K. Rohrer, a teacher in
tho public schools at Eveleth, shot
and killed herself because she had
made failure as teacher. Her
home was at Spring Valley.
Mrs. Casja Eckman, aged 100
years is dead at Cokato. She was q
native Of Sweden. d.
Thomas n. Crume, bartender in
IA Moorhead saloon, was shot and
killed byAlexander Anderson whom
he had refused a drink.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08

ington close 80 early that farmers
cannot get to town after the days
work is done, to do any trading, and
that as the merchants do not care
enough for their trade to acoommo-
date them in this respect they have
resort to oatalog houses. This ex-
cuse seems for fetched, inasmuch as
it takes from one to four weeks to
get supplies from Chicago, and local
stores are open at least one night in
the week late enough to acoommo-
date even the most tardy customer,
and some stores are open every
night as long as there is a customer
in sight. However, the merchants
should show the greatest oonsidera.
ton for farmers in this respect,
specially during the busy season.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08
Risk Life and Limb, Does a Fam
Gus Troupe of Aerialists.

Risking life and limb daily in
Campbell Bros. circus is the lot
that befalls the famous troupe OF
"Flying LeVans, aerialist that will
be seen here on Saturday June 9 the
date OF the big show in Worthing-
ton. The act is thrilling one and
to the audience seems an impossi-
bility for the human mind to con-
ceive or the hand CT body to do.
Its perfection is the result of train
ing and hard work of both brain
and Drawn, and has its foundation
in PHYSICAL cu!tre that this trio of
artists applied themselves to in their
native home across the sea as a
means of regaining their health
which in the pursuits they were
following before they decided to
enter the circus arena were failing.
The thoughts of such an act came
to them during their daily drills
and was successfully done by them.
Campbell Brothers heard of it and
their wonderful performance and
secured them to make this their
first annual tour OF America with
their shows.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08
how's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh thai
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. J. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and
financially able to carry out any
obligations made by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Mavin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
Internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free.
Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08
FEED YOUR HOGS
A Sure Worm Expellor and Dlslnfect.
ant and You viii Not Be Troub-
led With Sickness Among

ant and You viii Not Be Troub.
led With Sickness Among
# Them,
Liquid Koal is not only a sure
Worm expellor but no better Disin.
Tfectanr can be found. Nearly all
the experimental stations say that
more hogs die from worm trouble
than all other diseases combined.
It costs only two cents to write to
your nearest experimental station
and we will guarantee that they
will tell you that Coal Tar products
properly prepared are the cheapest
and best disinfectants on the
market today.
Liquid Koal is guaranteed to kill
all kinds of lice and germs.
Two thorough applications of
Liquid Koal, used one part of
Liquid Koal and thirty parts of
water will cure the worst case of
mango among horses cattle or hogs.
Apply ten days apart, not longer;
as the length Of time between ap-
plications is important. :
Use Liquid KoaI one part Koal to
twenty parts Of water to kill lice
and mites in your hen houses and
you will find it the cheapest and
best lice killer on the market.
Liquid Koal is always sold on a
guarantee to do as recommended.
r. York, Neb., June "a, 1903.
Henry Scheele, Jr., lost four head
of cattle. They had black leg. A
calf that cost him 500 had it and
the boy gave it up. We asked him
to try Liquid Koal. He got a quart.
gave three doses and the calf Is
we'll. That may sound fshy but it
is worth investigating. Henry lives
six miles west of York and you can
talk to him. Liquid Koal is made
by the National Medical Co., of
ork.-The Teller.
Manufactured by National Medical
Co., Sheldon, Iowa.
For sale by +. G. Stitser.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08
LOCAL NEWS.

~~~~>~~~~~~~~~
G. B. Luther and wife, of Elk
came down Monday on trading
trip.
Constipation makes the cold drag
along. Get 1T out OF you. TAX
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Ia
cough syrup. Contains no opiates
Sold by F. NJ. Hickman.
The Advance wishes to secure
the services of good live correspon
dents in every township in the
county. Any young man or lady
would find the work agreeable and
highly interesting. Write for terms
and particulars. Address the Ad.
vance.
The sworn statement of the manu-.
facturers protects you from opiates
in Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar-the cough syrup that drives
the cold out of your system. Sold
by F. M. Hickman.
A barber advertises; If you
want your soup-strainers pruned,
we will block them out in any pat
tern-liptickler, fantails, billygoat
or peachernois. Haircuts Of : all
kinds, from wooley willies to ring
around-a-rosy. Ears washed with
out extra charges. "
Constipation causes headache,
nausea, dizziness, languor, heart
palpitation. Drastic physics grip,
sicken, weaken the bowels and don It
cure. Doans' Regulets act gently
and cure constipation. Is cents.
Ask your druggist.
Most every other man complains
bout trusts and combinations and
in the same breath gives his ssorder
for goods sold by catalogue houses
Of which he knows nothing except
that they demand cash in advance
for the goods ordered.
Thousands annually bear witness
70 the efficiency of Early Risers.
These pleasant, reliable little pills
nave long borne reputation second
% none as a laxative and cathartic.
They are as staple as bread in mill
ions of homes. Pleasant but effec-
i've. Will promptly relieve consti-
,atjon without gripping. Sold by |
:. M. Hickman.
A professional cistern cleaner
avs that at least once year zach !
should put a cupful of |
common baking soda into the
'cistern. It not only kills all the
Insects that may be in the water,
,ut renders it softer and better for
IL purpose, even for drinking. I'll
will make cleaning unnecessary
,nless thrash as been dropped into
he cistern. Exchange
There is no need worrying along
n discomfort because of disordered
digestion Got a bottle of Kodol For
Dyspepsia, and see what it will do
or you. Kodol not only digests
what you eat and gives that tired
tomach a needed rest, but is COR
.ective of the greatest efficiency
zodol relieves indigestion, dyspep-
ia, palpitation of the heart,
and sour stomach, Kodol
will make your stomach young and
healthy again. You will worry
ust in the proportion that your
tomach worries you. Worry means
he loss OF ability to do your best.
Worry is to be avoided at all times.
Zodol will take the worry out of
our stomach. Sold by F. M. Hick-
nan.
The Advance under it's present
Management has endeavered to
how up the evil effect on COM
unity that patronized to any con-
iderable extent mail order con-
9rns. For this we have often been
.ken to task by parties addicted to
MS nefarious habit, but Lone have
cen able to offer a reasonable ex-
use in justification of their course.
he complaint most frequently ad-
anced is that the stores in Worth
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08
A GIGANTIC COLLECTION

Remo baba and u9peoed the gd Of to the
@ ees OF the Eua et fas{ness nges burning dess
@ H9aRH e%Ds OF the b Mod IN I'M @ b
pan downpou s Beasts and Rs the ear 6eet lessons
Animals famed fety Beauty Which neu the finest spec
alive of the huge boodsweing Hippo Giraffe Monster Ee
Efocous
Strange bright, pumag
Inc Islands the South thousands other
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08
"WANTS" - s Re-: 80: =:

For sale.-Two shepherd pups en-
quire at this Office. 6 Is
Two good rooms to rent. En-
quire at this office.
For Sale Cheap-Large two story
building we'll located. Box 542, City.
For sale-Barred Plymouth Rock
eggs SOC per setting. Mrs. Will
Madison. q 6-1
Wanted: District Managers to
post signs, advertise and distri butte
sample. Salary $1s weekly, $500
per day for expenses. State age
and present employment. Ideal
Shear Co., 80 Randolph St., Chicago.
The sincerest tribute that can be
paid to superiority Is imitation.
The many limitations of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve that are now be-
fore the public proves it the best.
Ask for DeWitt's. Good for burns,
scalds, chaffed skin eczema, letter,
cuts, bruises, boils and piles.
Highly re recommended and reliable.
Sold by F. NJ. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-06-08

Ux Bf0Wt0ns O8ss WfII30s
II had been sufferer for . number OF yeAf0
with Lumba9o and Rheumatism in my Arms
and legs, and tried all the remed1ee that could
gather from medical works, and also committed
With number Of the best ply sicians, but found
nothing that gave the relief obtained from
"b,DROPS." I shall prescribe Il In my Psaceaoe
for rheumatism and kindred diseases"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-09-28
Early Morning Fire.

An alarm of fire about $3.50 o'clock
this morning brought out the depart
ment for blaze in the building occu-
pied as paint shop by Bouvier Bros,
and owned by Mrs. w. II. Baldwin,
near the corner of Franklin and South
Main streets. The general impression
prevails that spontaneous combustion re-
sulting from oily rags was the cause.
Bouvier Bros. lost considerable stock
and unfinished work. w. II. Baldwin
occupied the lower part of the building
formerly used by Frank Crawley as a
blacksmith shop. Mr.. Baldwin's loss
was upon unfinished marble.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-09-28
List of Letters.

Letters addressed as follows are at the
postoffice unclaimed
Miss Ida Baily, Mrs. Myra Baker, Miss
Nellie Booth, Miss Emma Carton(3), Mrs.
NJ. L. McAllister, Mrs. Edw. I. Payne
(2). Mrs. Miranda Pelon, Miss Annie
Scoles, Mrs. George A. Weir. Mr.. Fred
Bogor, Mr.. Charles Brooks, Chai. II. Ca
sey, Edw. Chevahtr, Mr.. S. Frank Daw-
son, Jr., Mr. j. N. Dibble. Jas. Moniere,
Mr.. Arthur Muir, Mr.. Justin Russell,
Alden Waterman, Mr.. Arthur Wells.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20

others who celebrate, mot wisely but
too WE'LL" his opinion has weight.
*'I'll not go home," once retorted a
young man who had received good ad-
vice from him. :, 49, ...7sg--....
yell not?" returned Policeman
Flynn, in tone of mild establishment
mo, I won't; and I'd like to- know
what you're going to do about it: You
can run me in il you want to-" =.
- ".R-run ye I'M" repeated i Flynn
Ohio! Dye think I'm lookin' f'r a
chanst to make throuble r.. mmesilf?
III do nawthin " tn kind" HSs ? 80: "
.!Then what will you do 2" demanded
the obstreperous youth, defantly. .E@ I
= @I'll jump on ye,'' responded Police
man Flynn. - IT'S easier done. an
It'll give work. for the ambulance in.
std " tn hurry-up wagon. = 81 .i.s !. T.
AS the policeman is an exceedingly
active man, who could jump high and
come down hard, the argument ended
there, and the young man moved on. u
s It will be seen from this that Police,
man Hymns methods are peculiarly
his own except when they are his
wife's. She has prompted him 81 MANY
ways, has given him various valusble
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20
- E1EE

suggestions when he stood in need OF
them, and he is always quite ready to
let her have all the credit due her
FIT woman" he is accustomed to
say when speaking of her, ''she do be
tn greatest ma-an I liver see. IT'S
her that's more injane-yus than tn
whole polls boord, and many's tn fine
tip she's give to me, though tits a
mighty unpleasant way she have ~
dom it sometimes" At any rate, Po-
hceman Flynn. and his wife, between
them, made an excellent record on his
beat. 1t is not the policeman who
makes the most arrests who is neces-
sarily of the greatest value, and in this
instance order was maintained with
less friction and fewer cases on the
docket than ever before.
That was why Policeman Flynn was
finally made a sergeant. He had faith
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20
DYsPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY.

Most Of 10 have trouble to lend.
Love will find a way. even a way
out.
Fortune doesn't always smile on the
funny man. xa.y x
Success is doing = thing before some
one else does it.
Marriage Is tho gateway from 70
nance to reality.
Fortune never knocks at some doors
because it can't get by the jan1tor.
1t doesn't pay to 60 entirely on the
theory that things 60 by contraries.
The woman who dresses better than
her friends will never be popular with
them. 49,
Those who have greatness thrust
upon them seldom know what to do
with it.
The fool and his money are what
keep the rest OF us from starving to
death. :. ;,.r :, y;
Riches have wings, but they are not
the kind of wings that are fashionable
In heaven.
Lots of wives never understand why
their husbands should need any spend
ing money.
Some men are so fond of sympathy
that they actually glory In being the
under dog. -: = 60.
II man would only pay his debts
as promptly as his grudges his credit
would be better.
When a girl begins to ask fellow
about his life insurance, the rest
ought tc be easy.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20
DOCTORS SHIFT.
Now Gets Along Without It.

X physician says: 'Uptil last fall
I used to eat meat for my breakfast
and suffered with indigestion until
the meat had passed from the stom-
ach.
Last fall began the use Of Grape
Nuts for breakfast and very soon
found could do without meat, for
my body got all the nourishment
necessary from the Grape:Nuts, and
since then have not had. any indi-
gestion and am feeling better and
have increased in weight. r -
'|Since finding the benefit l derived
from Grape-Nuts have prescribed
the food for all Of my patients suffer-
ing from indigestion or overlooking
and also for those recovering from
disease where want a food easy to
take and certain to digest and which
will not overtax the stomach. i ,
Il always find the results I look
for when I prescribe Grape-Nuts. For
ethical reasons please omit my name :"
Name given by mail by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich. i
T he reason for the wonderful
amount Of nutriment, and the easy d.
gestion Of Grape-Nuts IS not hard, to
fnd. - =. ' r ,a s.. =z::.
In the first place, the starchy part
Of the wheat and barley g1es through
various processes Of cooking, to- per
fectly change the starch into Dextrose
or Post Sugar, in which state. 1T IL
- q - SssI
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20
The Lady and the Tramp.

Mrs. Alden was a clubwoman. Her
particular fad was the moral elevation
of the lower classes. She was engaged
In writing paper on the subject when
the cook came to tell her that a rough
looking man at the back. door. wanted
some breakfast.
"Give him a soup ticket" said Mrs.
Alden. Then, with sudden thought
''No, wait. I'll see him myself"
She went into the kitchen. my
good man." she said, will you saw
some wood, If give you a good break
fast?"
Certainly, madam" said the tramp,
very elegantly, as he disappeared in
the direction of the woodpile. In about
five minutes he reappeared. I'm ready
now for that breakfast" he announced
'Have you sawed the wood in such a
short time?" asked Mrs. Alden, coming
again into the kitchen, ~
Eyes, madam" he answered. Then
between huge mouthfuls: Excuse me-
madam, for correcting you, but you
should say, Have you seen the
wood?"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20

In. Ny feet and ankles swelled up, my
hands pulled, and became so tense I
could hardly close them. I had great
difficulty in breathing, and my heart
would flutter with the least exertion.
could not walk far without stopping
again and again to rest. Since using
four boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills the
bloating has gone down and the feel
ings Of distress have disappeared"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N, Y.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20
He Finds It Too Easy Being Sergeant
= and Begs to Be "Ray-Dooced to tn
-, R-ranks.." :
Copyright, by thu Century Co.

Copyright, by tho Century Co.
- Copyright, 1906, by Joseph B. Bowles)
That Policeman Barney Flynn is still
Patrolman Flynn is due entirely to
himself. Others are patrolmen be-
cause they cannot be sergeants or lieu
tenants or captains; Flynn is one from
choice He is probably the only man
on "th' foorce'' who, having been pro-
NOTED, has made a special and earnest
plea to be <'ray-dooced to tn r-ranks,"
as he, himself put 1t. In this he is
unique, but lin many other respects he
Is typical of a certain class of police
men Of whom the inhabitants of a city
hear little. He is resourceful and hon.
est; if he were not it is probable more
would be heard Of him in the news
papers and the police reports. A few
rascally men on police force can do
a world of harm to the reputation of
the whole body, and if they attain
high rank they can demoralize good
Fpart of it. Integrity is so important
in those to whom is intrusted the en-
forcement Of the law that there is a
natural tendency to magnify the evils
that are seen to exist, and the depart
ment Is gagged by the worst rather
than the best that Is to be found in
it. The men Of the rank and file, as
rule, are faithful, earnest and rea-
sonably clever. So, If Policeman Bar
ney Flynn does not seem to you typ.
ical, you may rest assured it is be-
cause you know little Of the police
departments of the great cities. It is
the spectacular that gets in the lime
light Of publicity, and faithfulness,
perseverance and honesty are not often
spectacular, so we hear more of things
we admire less; and, hearing more of
them, we gain the idea that they are
the predomlnating features of modern
life.
True, Policeman Flynn may be more
resourceful than some of his brother
officers, and he may have more of
hard-headed common sense, but he is
no more conscientious than the great
majority of them. Like them he has
many faults, not the least of which is
a desire to have as easy and comfort
able life as possible, but he acts al
ways according to his best Judgment,
and he defends his acts with rare
philosophy when they are assailed.
For instance, it. might o, be charged
against him that he has made fewer
arrests than any other man of his
length of service, and this would carry
weight in quarters where policeman's
usefulness is Judged solely by the
number of prisoners he brings in.
But there are men. Of experience who
will insist that this is not a true gauge
of merit, and Policeman Flynn is one
of them. He does not like to: make ar
rests; he does not deem it necessary
in instances where others do.
"'Tis a nuisance" he says, Ito be
dhraggin' ye-er man to tn station an
thin be afther sgettin' into coort tn
mex day to prosy- him. Sind him
home whin We can; that's me wa-ay iv
doin' it. IT'S easy done if he have
money in his pocket to pay fr tn cab. -
And as Policeman Flynn for many
years had night beat in district
frequented by the gilded youth and
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20
eLoATED WITH Dr. PsY.3
The Heart Was Badly Affected whsn
; the Patient Began Using Doan's,
Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell, Of rs West
Fourth st, Olympia, Wash, says: FOR
over three years I suffered with a.

dropsical condi-
onswithout be-
ing aware. that
it was due to
kidney trouble.
The early stages
were. principally
backache and
bearing dow n
pain, butt went
along, !: without
worrying =, much
s,,r&31 Irorc1v cot
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20

Any man who has to get up and get
his own breakfast while. his wife lies
in bed is likely to feel like turning
the "God Bless Our Home" motto to
the wall. ~
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-07-20
FROM A CYN1C's DICTIONARY.

FROM A CYN1C's DICTIONARY.
Rouge-Face suicide.
Benedick-A penitent bachelor.
Courage-Marrying second time.
Love-The banked fires OF passion.
Divorce-The correction Of an error.
Altruism-Mowing your neighbours
lawn.
Suspicion Testing the engagement
ring on window glass.
Jealousy-A tribute to mans vanity
that every wise woman pays.
sFurious-A word expressing the
pleasure a girl experiences when she
Is kissed.
Conscience-The internal, whisper
that says: Don't do It'll you might
get caught"
Widowhood-The only compensation
some women get out Of MARRIAGE
Henry Thompson.
Water Wagon-A vehicle from which
a man frequently dismounts to boast
Of the fine ride he's having.