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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
.EL GENERAL BROOKE
Un anuncio orgnasimo para lbrsre de aspiranes pre-
tendencies <Aqui Sc puede.s-El avsc, que Sc d-
ceredactado por Gonzalez Lanuza, hzo sus efectos.

SCI Il de Noviemhrs do 1899. ar
Ayudarte del General Brooke. Gohsr
nador Nilitsr dc Cuba, hi6 On PAlasic
el siRuisnts anunsio:
1S90.-Ss publis6 este ANUNCIO
hoy do astualidad.
Lo %, sin duda. 81 que hi6 On Pc
laeio an ayudants dc cam 20 del gems
rAl Brot kA
sLkA listed. ella 10 res
puesta que ssa aplieahls & su saso.
sSs prchibs Ia sntrada q ks snAisi
dnos que seIiciten d4stinos. & los msndi
digos, vsndsdores ambulantGs y vsn'
dedorss de sntrsaas sara eonoisrtos.
sEl General no tisns nsn0dn dsstif,c
que dar d ustd yn0 pssde fasiIstar ussS
cartG de rsssmsndaoi6n q sada hombre
d Ia IsIa gus no tisns TGb0jo.
<Aquf no tsnsmos rssionss q1s
der { les hAmbrientos. nj oAsas, nj
solarss que podsr dar & astsd.
sNosotres no podemos faoilitar
pastjs gratis 6 los amerieARos que
han vsnido & pro bar fortuna On satA
isla y len hA sido advsrsa.
<No, ssnors; sl Gohsrnador Mill
tar no pusds syudarla & sohrar los
tres fos de susldo cue dsbs el Go
bierno EspaHol { su difanto marido.
$<Si su mArido Ii hs nAlirstado,
sl general no pueds absndonar la Cd
miniatrssi6n do 81 Gobierno para in
tsrvsnif On aus disgustos familiArss.
sEs una lGsiima 7us IN buen mn,
chaeho, como 10 % an hiio. 90 sneuen
srs en- lA sArcsl; pero el General no
puede saeaElo sino con Arreglo & la
Ley.
eCAda reporter dc psri6dieo tisne
que entrsgar tres tAbaeos por sada
vista & ssta Of ,ins.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
GQStlVO Rodriguez
ABOaADO 7 NOTARI0
aaFlna 8. PsHes. PHeEts-Rtes
Para los que quIeran sOlOsar
blsn 81 dunOrO

10 vends q Arrisnda On Ponos, On
10 salls AT0CHA, lA mas sentrisa do
10 eiudSd ensrs les dos plaxaa prinsi-
palss, m almSasu de mEmposGsrfA ,
madsrA del pals, dc II pies 8 pulgA-
daa s de rents por 10 sAlls del aol y
30 II pzlKadAs Por la de AToCHA,
trsnts & las eAaAs dc RnmAnuslli 4 O.
r. VAldssilla HsmAnOs b Q.
Por tsnsr sgts Almassn dos arri.
mos 90 Aase may f6sil tAhEisarls ana
plAntA Altsl somkn Angnlc Dc nam
possaFfa aolsmsnss, Tamhi6n ana d
slsdoa alnlas nanpostsrsa sontigxu
Antsrier On 10 salls del SOL. Kluuu
sdQSisra ssla ProPie6Rd tsndrE n
husn iHtsrss de 81 diRsrn, Para IN.
isEzss 6iFigiFsa & RA1AzA RrvrR,
EeHsI.-ssl IL, Poasa.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03

<Es indtil vsnir todos los diAs 4
prsguntsr del estado do 10 instances
que usted prssent6 hacs sinso ssmsnea
puss ella est& perfsatamente ssgurA On
81 ssi6nds bareaW del Ayudants gene
rel.
clos visitantes que desesn que loa
seompAHsmos On sus llantos por eau
90 de sus dolores, dsbsrGn trAsrnoa
una buena pila do oios.
sNosotros 10 ssntimoi: psro o. i'm
possible haoer algo On 80 ease; Zero d
usssd do vsrdAd sat& muy dsisspsra
do y quisrs tirarse OIL mar 10 Iasonss'
ismos 10 hsga en sl mvslle ftsnts & 10
salls dc o'Rsilly, donde hey bkstants
sgua.
sTodas Les psrsonss cue 90 pre-.
ssntsn squf dielsndo que tisnsn ar rs
medic infalibls contra 10 nsbrs ruA'
rills, ssrkn snvis dss On sl asto & Ne
zorrAS
90 assgura que sl general Bros ks
no volvi6 { ser molsstado. Los gus
lsfan 10 anterior rstrocsdian y sin re-
toYnar nunsa. Y suando aQuel hom.
brs, tsn busno y afabls, lego & an
orc csdimisnto AT Ss6mo andarfsn On
Cuba los aspirAntss y los prstsndisn-
tes?
Pues AndariAn pseo mas 8 me
nos, como On Puerto Rico. Y 90.
mo On todos los saisss donds hay an
gobisrno personal, supreme q saai %
prsmo, absolute 8 easi absolute, y
busno 8 mslo, ssgdn la persona que
10 ejsres.
Con Hunt muy mAlo.
Con Winthrop muy husno.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
|" NOT|c|AS GENERATES
Sanea mIehto on sI Dorado,
Tres 0rdensnzas sohre
Varj0s asuntOs.
POR FRAUDE AL ERARIO
Mr.. Grahame.- I'm manifes-
to -Registro Civil. En- Ell
Hospital Cuarentepario.

Nos dicen del Dorado que aQue
pueh o rssssiia con toia urgsnsia d.
saneAmisnto general. D.RGs dc Il
iglssis, 10 gents hA hscho una eolum
a. min ngitoris y 81 Jasz tisns dstrl,
do sa essa una espseis do ehlqusro
Las sasAE sstAn muy ausias , aban
donadas, 10 sual todo asusa una gran
falta do cs,o por parts dc las autori
dades do aqual pueblo.
--Et Official dc sandal local so
materk 4 la aprohaei6n del Ayunta.
misnto, en brave, tres ordsnanz 20
una aobrs mAtadsros, otrS sohrs msr
sados y otrs ragulAndo les eoAdisio
Ass { que dsbsrln snistarss las car
nissrfas y ID vsntA y trknso do sarnss,
aves y psssAdos.
-En Ysuco, San G srmkn y pom
90, 90 han formulado variAs dsnun'
siss por trAuds o. E.ario do Pusri ic
Riso.
-A6u no h. rsgtesado dc suck
oursi6n { Vega Alta sl Comiaionado
del Intsrior Mr., Grahame. 90 ores
que 6sto hsya obsdssido & 10 graz
erssisnts cue he tsnido sl rio do 10
plata con 10 lluvia do 6stos dias.
Sc snuncia para ca brevs la pu
blicsei6n do un maninsstl } suserito pol
los ohrsroa del <Club upioni, tas de
ssta sapital. IN disho dosumenlo %
preaentM& un plan de organization
para las slaaaa Abaiadoras del pafs,
con espseialidAd para loa cam pssinos
Sc han inserito On oil Rsgistrc
OWL los nAsimisntos de Carmen San
tisgo vslsz, Risardo Rodriguez, RI
moo Herr & 1Gez. Pedro Rsfaai Orlando
Color; y Iaa defuucicnss dc Luiss
Garcia Ramirez, JaliGn Hsrnlndex
valsnsfn y sAhk' Garcia Fsrrsr.
Han irgresado On el Hospital
eaarentsuArio EugsniA VkIqusz Rive
RI. con tuberculosis pulmonar y Niso.
lasa Reyes Ayaa con hsbre sifoidea.
Han aldo dados do alta en- eI
Hospital municipal Solomon Calder6r
y Jcs6 MpGox
90 sc VENDE nm eArro america.
no on buen estado, sapssidAd 100 "a.
oropio para transporter eArga pesa-
do. Informss, Johnson y CO On Cagual
q FrArk shirmsr, muells del Qaartsr
mAster, 6sn Juan.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
CHINA DESPERTINDO
Un edIcto del empsrador
ahunciando sue sI inperio
ha de- trans f0rmarse.
"NUEvO CODlGO pE LEYEs"
<China-dice el edicto-dara
pruebas al mundo de su
extraordinaria potsncia.

In rssA amarillo 70 saliendo rA
pidsmsnts dc % sltado do arisilids.
Como si no baatara & probarlo 10 &C.
llardA Dusstra Qus ha dkdo sl Jap6n,
visne China rsalixinio una ssris de
pfcgrsaos que, mis tarde 8 mas tenn
prano, la solf eArka. si 90 On sl mis-.
mo, Dor 10 menos an an nivel aproxi'
mado al do aus vssinos los maravillo
sos niponss
No hAes mucho NOS Anticlp6 oil CO.
BILE Ii nctieia do les psdldAs que Ia.
bio adoptado sl xobisrno & los hnss
do dAr una Constitituoi6n al susblo in
nenso que 20 enessnt's hoy suisto 10
aAvia { lsyss Absolutas antisuadss.
Esos prspsrativos, segdn los inprs'
sioles qua 10 van yseogiendo On 10
prsnas del mundc, aontip dan deaen
volviendoae do una manara discrets
por 10 lsnta, pero sin vaeilss stones nj
estroesaos.
Fl sdisto del Empsrsdtr estaba 70:
daetsdo dc esta msnsrs:
<Dssds los offgenss do nusstra
dinsstfa. Ian sxistido sAbios smpsYa.
dcrss que han distsdo lsyss adssuadas
& sss tismpos. Ahora que China no
sstablscido rslasionss con les naciosss
lodas. uusstras leyss y nusssfo sistsma
polflieo ha venido & ser algo anIiss 3,
do y nusstro pals eatk ssfeisndo dis.
sios COZ 4 stos. 70 nscesarIo para
nosotros, por sonsiguisnts, Allsgsr
mayor aantidad do sonceimientos y
proesder Ii formation de uu nusvo
c6digo do leyes. Do otrA mansra 30.
riamos indignos do 10 connarxA do
ausstros antspassdoa Y dc nusstro
puehlo
No 60 dc sspsrarss por ESQ, & jul.
clio dc nm distipguido pubIisista, cue
ssa Oonstituai6n sea promulgada sl
pr6x'mo mes, nj sl Ano entrants. Mu-
sho lismpo ha do pssar tcdavfs para
que sci pueblo 40 sneusntrs prspara.
do sara rscibirls;s porqus-aHads-
do todos los faetorss qus ensrsn & for
marloa. 90 .. tismpo sl msHos i'm Dor
tauts On los movimisatos scela %. Y
sstima mo sl dc msyor sntidad %
este ssso, que sl Empersdor haya d.
do sompelido & rssonoesr que China
dsbs mAutsnsrss On pas cen les mo
dsrnas sx'gsnsias, y que sonvspga on
que los e1s q Istos one sgobian & 90
pals, aean dsbidos sus lsyes ~ tlcua.
dAs au antisuado slstsma poli.ieo.
-aChtna -ss 10 sonelusi6 o.
lAdo sumidA durante dsmasiAdo item
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
IA MlH0 HEeRA

(OcntinWaci6n de Ia pdginG ss)
abdomen & 81 eontraric, Al musrlo
90 10 sneontr6 Nm revolver cargado,
tsnfa malos antscsdsntes y por au
aplomo y Assreiopes, parees dedusirss
que ssa fanestA soeiedad tisns aqui
rsicss mas prcfundas que On Calabria
todAvia y sue sus mismhros 90 her
essablesido On NasvA York, para sx,
plotar & aus anchas & lA numsross
eol oniA italiana , al : 6bliso 90 gene
rAl, cuApdo enau entran oeaai6n propi'
ole para hAaerlo,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
D|BUJANTE VALER0SA
RecIama su dinero Y sl re-
cibir una negative mata a
su prinsipal.
COMO FUE EL HECHO
La matadora dice ser Anisia
Louise, viuda del ba-
ron Vernon.

Gustavo sim6B, dusHo dc untG
tableeimianto do gontsesioneE sn Bro.
dwsy, rGm,ro 5e4, psreei6 6 rnsnoI
do la dihujantA Luiss kassy, quisn
Q dispsr6 tres hAlszoy, dcspreA dc
ree!amar sss de susIdo qus Ia dstfa.
Aunque antas do morir el hsrido iden
siae6 & 10 sgrssora. 10 mi'ma qus IN
individuo que % hAllahA esrea do Ia
ofioins, aquslla MEGA ei assniado. q
pssar de que 80 10 intsrFog6 isrga-
msrte dsspu6s dc detsnerls y hAhersels
aneontr ado an revolver con srea cap
sulas vaeias en- otro p'So do Ii casa.
PAreae zoe oil ir & rSs' AmAr Id SONORA
MAssy 90 dinsro, iba armadsl leg6n
die antes una amigAA qu.en comuni'
s6 cue estasa rssuslta hAcerss pa
gar, 10 que no sonaigui6 On dineFc.
pussto que al psdirsslo & Simon o. AZ
odeina, 9.ss ls dlio q7s Volvisra mas
tarde, para entregkrsslo, 10 que 10
muisr no quiso assptar, ansnszzndo.
10 con perzeguirlo iudialments; e.
mo sl somsrsisnts iniiatierA en- que
volvisss , IL eeh6 dc 10 ofctns, 10
dibu ianta aaso el revolver y 10 h!zo
tres diaparos. uno de los e1alss ls
atravss6 IN pulm6n.
Lusgo bsi6 10 ssealers, y fce de-
tanida al pi6 de ella por unapoiisia &
quisn faG & bussAr sl individuo que
dice hAbfa viato los fegooazoa que
auxlli6 al herido. quisn luego tAlltcI6
On nm hospital. L. dstenids manlfss.
Is que tsnia trsinta y siats sfios, hAbfA
uaeido On PA,is. que au non bra Go
uolterA era Anisis Lnuisa de LOUIS
Vernon qus sra viuda de- un bRy6n,
coo O uisn habfa vivido en- aqusiIs CO
aisal, ca 10 sale dc 10 Pax. DorAnte
el inssrrog gatorio 20 moaIr6 90 mosa,
siu psrdsr posesi6n de sf mtsma nj por
uu momanto y qusd6 dstsnida para
oomparsesr luego anta m irs2, q an
do que 90 dilusidsn elarAmsnts los hs'
ehos.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03

dos en 10 capital do su arehidi6asais,
4 eonsesuensia do 10 pastoral i TINA
mente Do blicada por squella ausori'
dad sslesikssiea. contra sl proyeeto ce
reforms dc 10 Ley de AsoeiAetones.
Ell aAbado 90 form6 un grupo
numsroso On les inmsdiaeionsa de .
Pusrta dol Sol, que tu6 ergFcSAndo
consider ahIemsnte haatR eonverGirSs
"a una imponsnts msn.fsatAei6n.
So dieron gritos do y<Vlva ls II
bsrtAds y SSbS 10 los elsrieAles,S
No 90 Alter6 oil orden pGb leo
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03

dr& slegirse saasntA dfas dsspuds do
hAherse noii6sAdo nuevAs slseeionss
eSpseiAles para sse cargo, porQus 10
aonatituci6n no proves para On caso
dc nscssidAd inmsdiAtA dc msgistra
do.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
POP $4,000

De sontado, 90 vends la inca de.
numinadA SBarrAneasS, la sual ss
haya situadA On el barrio de GLlAnos
OoStaS dc este termino. Dista { hora
media de ID poblAei6n, 90 eompons
na /, 500 euerdAa de extension, todAs
propiaa pGra les siembrss 40 fruIoa
msnores J en- particular para 81 alg0.
d6u eCeilan.S Tiens dos magnihoos
nanantiaies para dAr de behsr 81 81
nAdo, tiOns OolindaneiR 81 mar y paeF
q para emhArcAr lodos los kutoa. n
lie % pusdsn suidRr hAsta 900 cabs
Raa Dc ganAdo.
Para informea dIEigiFse { don Oil
So HaHBi-Poal ss,-salls skV
" AIaa.s
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03
Dr.. Antonio Molina
MEDIC0 TITULAR ESPECIALISTA
En- Intermediates de
Los 0 los, O|dos' La AarIZ Y GlIgantl

Horaa de ConHutAs partculArss Do maAanaTt&a
Dc la Arde, despaeho, Plaza PrnspAl ndmsro g.
Hospital Trcochs Consuss dAras
mAnana LINES m6o viernsa de de 10 tsRda
TSetono ntmeo 901 dsspasho sos, rsaidsnoiA Ponee
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-12-03

po ca nm susro protundo. Psro oil
dormido gigAnss 90 sat& dsspsrtando
81 IN, y muy prfx'mo { dAr prushas
mundo de "a exlrAordinarIA potencia. -
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14
Mr.. Mayhall laughed.

ITO practice economy, you know, is often
humiliating often ridiculous" he said. II
know OF a poor and economical young man
who. about to marry, wished to impress
upon his bride the necessity OF the strict
est frugality.
Accordingly. having arranged his pro-
gram in advance, he invited her to take
Sunday dinner at his home with his mother
and himself.
"All sat down to the table on the APP
pointed day. but. as he was about to be-
gin the carving, the young man pointed
sternly to a stale crust of bread laid on
a plate with other debris for consignment
to the garbage pail He had. you must un-
derstand. put the bread there himself to
point moral with.
Mother. mother said he. "a good slice
OF bread? Going to throw out a good slice
OF breadT
And he rescued II and put II on the
bread plate. and with his dinner he ate IT,
though II was as hard as a chunk OF steel
"T never like 10 see anything wasted
he said in a moral tone.
"And then his old mother. TO help him
drive home this lesson in economy, added:
True. Maggie; true, my dear. I've al
ways said that when I lost our John I
would need TO keep pis."-Boston Post
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14
have for dinnerl"-succesa Magazine.
Row or Roar.


Rutherford Douglas of Lexington went up
the Kentucky river to shoot ducks. At the
farm house where he stayed over night he
picked up a negro ''boy"-six feet two and
at least go pounds-who was to do the re-
trieving In a boat.
When they started before dawn for the
ducks feeding place, four miles UP the
river, Mr.. Douglas casually asked: will
liam, can you row?'
kin whut, subj" asked the boy, look
ing startled. ''oh. kin l ro'? No-o-o sub;
l amt nevuh tried to ro in all nah life."
Mr. Douglas sighed and rowed the heavy
boat and its big cargo upstream. After an
hours hard work he arrived at the blinds.
stepped ashore and took his gun. The boy
picked up the oars and started for the re-
trieving point at high rate of speed Mr..
Douglas watched his powerful. smooth. ex-
pert strokes. and lookedsa at his own hands.
blistered ana bleeding from the unusual
exercise.
"Williaml" he roared. "come back herel
You black rascal. how dared you tell me
you didn't know how to rowg'
'o-o-oh. is dat whut yo' meant. sub %
the boy asked.
You know perfectly wen what meant. :"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14

On Our Bargain Counter-The largest
assortment of fine Silks, In plain
and beautiful novelties, that was
ever put on sale at these very low
prices-yard-49c HNn
ana ...'' 80 ~
The new single and double checks, in
grays, blues, reds, greens and
black and white. in Louisienes ana
Taffetas, 10 inches wide, splendid
for hard wear-Monday E0n
only at-yard ............ NV
Novelty Silks, in Persians, Plaids,
Dresians, coin dots-27 and IL
inches wide-our 81, $1.25 and
$3.50 silks, Monday at q c.
yard WV
Odds and ends of S5c and 81 27-inch
Color Taffeta-for one hour, from
3 to p. mat FEC
yarQ W - ~
Our soc 27-inch Color China Silks
fast colors, at ~
yard -. T6N
Kimono Silks-In beautiful patterns
and colorings-our 49c grade at
Acc, our CSC grade at sec.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14
Cannon TELLS story.

Speaker Cannon, while presiding at the
exercises attending the Installation Of DIR.
Edmund James as president OF the Univer-
sity Of Illinois, told this story:
Like all other good citizens at the age
OF So am a grandfather. One time one OF
my little grandchildren wanted to go to
the house OF representatives to see grandpa
Joe perform. They went into the gallery.
1t was stormy session and nearly every
one except the presiding officer was talk
ing. The little girl finally said;
"'Aunt Helen. II Grandpa Joe is speaker
why doesn't he speak,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14
sabbath De.eeration.

Senator Penrose says that a friend OF his
residing In Wilkesbarre recently engaged as
nurse a Scotch girl just come to this coun-
try. II appears that one Sunday the lady
induced the nurse, who is the strictest sort
of Presbyterian, to attend beautiful
church just erected In Wilkesbarre. When
the girl returned her mistress asked her
II she hadn't found the church a fine one.
yes, ma am" responded the girl; 1T Is
very beautiful"
And the singing" said the lady; wasn't
that lovelyf"
A'oh, yes" replied the nurse. 1T was very
lovely. ma'am. but don't you think it's an
awful way to spend the Sabbath? "-clsSe-
land Leader.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14
II She Lost John,

Rev. f. A. Mayhall of St. Louis. who
wants his parish to allow him to supple
ment his salary by the practice OF law said
the other day:
"a minister TO do good work must have
enough money to maintain a good position.
He must not be obliged to resort to econo-
niles that are often ludicrous and discour-
aging. He must hold his head up"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14

Neckwe ar, Laces and Thread Departments

boC LADIES' NECKwEAR FOR
10C--Our entire stock OF ladies'
Holiday Neckwear, worth 25c to
b0c, will be placed on sale Mon
day at, choice, 10c-Fancy SILK
Tab Collars worth soc, Fancy
Chiffon Stock Collars worth 25c,
Fancy Chiffon Collars and Guns
worth 50c, Fancy F1atiron Stock
Collars, worth 5Oc, Fancy Mexican
Turnover Collars worth 25c, Fancy
Embroidered Turnover Collars
worth 25c-all In one great 10C
lot at-choice .,.............sO wv
BUSTER BROWN COLLARS-The
1 1TeT Mo6 SGll3T at W eac be closed SC
&c heavy cotton torchon 60
laces, per yard, only ........ -
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14
She Pulled the Cork.

A glue factory stands near a certain rail-
way. Its charms are not for the nose. A
woman who was obliged to travel on this
line quite often always carried with her a
bottle OF lavender salts. One morning an
old farmer took a seat beside her. AS the
train neared the factory the woman opened
her bottle OF salts; soon the whole car was
Allied with the horrible odor OF glue. The
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14

soc SOFA PILLOWS-Top and
back, now on sale at lOC
sc SILK viiEiiIiNGs NC PER
snap, all coIors OF plain and
fancy spot Veilings and COM
plete line of double-width IA
Illusions, all go at, ward
GREAT RIBBON BARGAINS
Beautiful Satin Taffeta Ribbons,
plain or fancy, worth &c, 3oc and
Doc per yard, choice Mon 1Sc
a daSyi Esr IXs slii'i LACE sXjIESSc
hand made pure linen laces SC
per yard, only loo and 49,
BUSTER BROWN LEATHER
BELTS-Worth regular s5c SC
and 35c. all go at one price,. NV
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14

The trolley car was crowded. number
OF passengers finding precarious foothold
upon the running board. 1t had proceeded
quite distance before the conductor could
complete his fare collecting round. Sud
denly woman caught hold OF his arm and
cried, excitedly:
Conductor! A man has fallen on the
cart"
II know II. ma'am," was the cool reply.
II hadn't got his fare. Some folks will go
any length TO beat the companyt"-Harper's
Weekly.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-14
Unanimous.

Bishop Joseph Wilmer OF Louisiana and
Bishop Richard Wilmer OF Alabama are
cousins and intimate friends. In their tray-
els in Italy one summer the bishop OF Ala
baIna was pointing out with enthusiasm
certain architectural beauties. The bishop
OF Louisiana was bored. He said: It's
all very fine. Cousin Dick. but -neyerthe-
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Avn Exe for nu.Ine...

suburban citizen who was talking with
a group OF friends remarked;
'Our undertaken out at Lonsomehurst
is very anxious that another should come
to the town." a 81
you don't mean that he actually desires
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asked in surprise.

a competitor" was asked in surprise
"Oh. no." was the explanation. But he
knows he can't last much longer and he
wants to get professional rates. "-Harper's
Weekly.
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Oudnd LOT tne largest sugar
A-pound can Breakfast Cocoa. .7kc
The best Soda or Oyster Crackers,
per pound &c
Tea Siftings from finest teas,
per pound .10c
Fancy Santos Coffee, per pound :. 15c
Butter and Cheese Prices.
Fancy Separator Creamery Butter,
per pound .21c
Fancy Domestic Swiss Cheese.
per pound ~ C
Fancy Full Cream Cheese, pound 15c
Fancy Brick Cheese, per pound .15c
Fancy Limberger Cheese, pound .15c
Neufchatel Cheese, each. &c
Canadian Cream Cheese, each. INC
Shefford Cream Cheese, each. IKE
Sap Sage Cheese, each. .7kc
Appetitost Cheese, each. 1000. &c
The Big Fruit Department Specials.
measures Fresh Roasted Peanuts. 1Oc
3 pounds best Rice Shelled Pop
corn .IUc
New Honey, per rack. ..... IL u Q
Fancy Cooking Figs, per pound IN c
3 pounds Halloween Dates for, loo
Large, Juicy Highland Navel
Oranges, per dozen. ........ .25c
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HAYDEN Bros.

less, a rich field, fragrant with the odor
OF new mown hay. would please me better
And the bishop Of Alabama replied:
Cousin Joe. there's not an ass In all ltaly
that would not agree with YOU"
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AuCtOly III tllC WOIlQ. -
22 pounds Pure Cane Granulated =
sugar lot .$1 10
10 bars best brands Laundry Soap 25c
pounds best Rolled Breakfast
oatmeal 49,. ......-. 25c
pounds best Hand Picked Navy
DEANS ..-..... zoe
z pounds best Pearl Sage, Barley,
Farina or Hominy .......... Csc
10 pounds best Granulated
Cornmeal .1bc
2-pound can best Sweet Sugar Corn. DC
2-pound can Fancy Wax or String
DEANS 1900. .0c
2-pound can Fancy Lima Beans. &c
3-pound can Golden Pumpkin. INC
3-pound can Boston Baked Beans y C
3-pound can Sauer Kraut. -. 8 1-3c
3-pound can Spinach. ..... g l-Sc
6-pound pals Pure Fruit Jelly. .17c
1-pound pkg. Macaroni ...... ..7Kc
1-pound pkg. Diamond c Mince
HA0dt &C
Washing Powder, package. axe
Imported CASTLE Soap, per cake 2 u c
Tar Soap, per cake. ..2xc
On Time Yeast, per pkg ........ Sc
OH Sardines, per can. .s.e1kc
;1-pound can Alaska Salmon. !. DC
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cried the angry man.

''Oh. no. sub; no. sub; 'scuge me, boss. :"
apologized William. with, a slow. sad smile.
Wen yo' axed me dat queshn about ro'in'
l thought yo' wuz akin whe'r / could ro'
like a lion."-Louisville Courier Journal.
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Mondays Silk Dept. Bargains

Our January Clearing Sale continues Monday This being
the last day Is days sahe values will supass any pre-
vou offerings No afford to miss this opportunity
Many new spring silks have arrived and will be included in this
great sacrifice SALE
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OF a friend. CHANGED to meet a
1XSI colleague After some general
03 conversation. remark was made
that gave a professional turn to the talk.
The first physician said:
you know one may look into the throat
OF a child and determine upon which foot
It is standing merely by the way in which
the blood collects on the other side Of
the body"
"a more remarkable fact than that" OBJ
served the second DOCTOR lis that by man
ual training you can actually increase the
size OF the brain ot a stupid child. so that
by proper menlal exercise It develops a
marked degree OF intelligence"
1t Is probable that the host began 20 sus-
pect that his medical friends were trying
20 char him; at any rate. he. as lay
man. contributed the following extraordi-
nary addition to the stock Of medical
knowledge
Gentlemen" said he. the facts you
mention are nothing compared to one COM
ing under my own observation. have
actually seensa. man who by looking in his
yockssbook could tell you. what he was 70
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Our Special Sale of Mission Furniture offers the greatest
bargain opportunity known this class of goods Come
early Monday