The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1906-12-13

CIR AIGS
By C. F. MILLIN
by Joseph z. BowIes.)

s4tsSs d. -" Z al SdlitO a
quaint and interesting old bachelor.
He was very popular in wide circle
of acqua.ntances, for added to his
aniable personal qualities. he had
plenty of money and was gloriously
hospitable. AT the same time he pos
Bessed parsimonious peculiarities that
made him the subject of innumerable
good stories, adding considerably to
the amusement of all who knew him.
sun he was. indeed, the last man in
the world we would have expected to
be bowled out in an act not quite
consistent with severest rectitude. So
when Dickson came hurriedly into our
hotel at Boulogne and told us that
Tommy was proposing to do a little
smuggling, we were all disposed to
be incredulous.
We had picked up Traddles on our
way home from an autumn holiday in
Normandy. 1t was the morning of
the day on which we had arrived to
take the boat across from Boulogne
that Dickson told us how he had
CHANGED to spy the solemn, immacu-
late Tommy in the very act of making
up brown-paper parcel of dried bot
anical specimens, in the middle of
which he was cunningly concealing
some bundles of Petits Bouquets, evil
IDENTIFY in the hore of smuggling them
We were all highly diverted, and
agreed that it was just like Tommy to
grow parsimonious over 4 small i'm
portation of the best cigars.
We felt we had got Tommy on
toast this time. and we owed him a
long score for practical witticisms
played upon Us. Now we could pay
him in his own coin, although we
couldn't agree as to the best method
of doing 1t. What we wanted was to
expose Tommy's little enterprise with
out doing him any real harm, and
that was just what we couldn't quite
see our way to do.
kingstone took no part in the dis
cussion until we seemed to have
reached the end of our inventive re-
sources; then he quietly announced
that he had capital plan, and if we
would follow his directions, Tommy
should have a startling show-up. With
'the promptitude of a master mind in
command of dolts livingstone first
held whispering aside with the sim
ple-hearted Dickson, and then sent
him away on some errand, and with
many an irrepressible chuckle he
proceeded to initiate the others into
the parts each would play in his
plot.
According to instructions, we began
by displaying an inquisitive interest
in Traddles' parcel as soon as we got
on board the boat. We offered to lend
him small portmanteau to which he
might transfer his botanical speci-
mems. 1t would be more convenient
and would look better.
Then we got up a fervent interest
in botany. and begged to oe allowed
to inspect his collection This he
fatty refused. which naturally sug-
gested something mysterious about
the contents of his parcel, and we
chafcd him a good DEAL limiting at
contraband goods.
AS our voyage progressed. we
agreed that Traddles was not happy.
Apparently, the parcel weighed on
his mind. and quite unscrupulously we
took every means of increasing his
uneasiness. We enlarged on the
folly of smuggling. and told tales OF
iSnominious exposure and heavy
fines.
'Fines." echoed one of our party.
They don't fine nowadays Since
the last act the penalty for SNUG
SING - i-Hb4 !Sp.Iileul, "llnOut the
option of fine"
Poor Tommy's face was a study.
His jaw dropped dismally. and he
looked altogether moody and miser-
able.
AS we drew near the end of the
voyage Traddles looked as if he
would give worlds for the opportunity
TO drop the wretched parcel over
board. if only he could get out of
our sight for 4 moment We took
good care. however. that there should
be no backing out of the enterprise
and as Tommy marched down the /.
ganSway, he looked. or we fancied ne .
did, little white about the month
but nc held his virtuous head so M /
right. and handled the parcel with /,
such an air of innocent concern. that 1
he might have passed through but for /
the astounding action of Dickson /
who hurried forward and tipped a .
wink to the man in buttons as he
passed.
Anything to declare?" was the
phle2natic official inquiry, as Tommy
passed.
Nothing dutiable." declared the
audacious Tommy, with an air of
dignity that should have carried con.
vict:on. Only botanical specimens
and-and-one or two other things