The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1906-08-11
DO NOT ABUSE GROWN OF GIORY IIIls luck TURNED.
DISCOURAGED OFFICE : SEEKER
FINALLY WON OUT.
On Eve Of Leaving Washington in De-
SPAR His Chance Came Clever
Remark That Cinched
Position.

Speaking about the fortuitous and
unseen events in life which ofttimes
appear to control our destinies and
certainly do control our. movements
for better or worse, / am reminded
OF little story of Washington life,''
said an official who occupies a posi-
ton in the upper line of government
preference to group Of correspond
ents who We're exchanging similar
stories in one of the committee rooms
Of the capitol.
Several years ago came to Wash
ington looking for political position,
which at that time was not so very
dlff1cult to get with good backing. This
l mad, but it seemed as though fate
was against me in everything I at
tempted. was turned down all along
the line, and though I was finally
willing to take position of less de-
gree than the one had originally
sought, as used to be the case here,
as old timers will recall, failed with
equal regularity to secure even so
much as look-in anywhere.
There was one position close to
the head of one of the departments
which l was particularly DESTROYS of
obtaining. A friend of mine had it in
MS power to secure this place for me
had he elected to do so, but as friends
often do, he failed to recommend me.
one night, discouraged and disguised,
intending to leave town for home the
next day, l stopped in the cafe of one
OF the uptown hotels for the last
nightcap in the capital, though it is
seldom that I indulge in the red fluid
that cheers the weary and discour-
aged.
las l turned to pay my check my
friend ran into my arms.
Here he cried, somewhat excit-
eddy, I have been chasing you from
your lodgings all over town. I will
admit to you now that the reason
why I would not recommend you to
the old man (meaning the head of the
department in which I wished to OBJ
tain foothold) was because I wished
another friend Of mine to have the
place. He has not treated me right,
so am going to recommend you to
the old man; he is upstairs now, and
the decision is to be made tonight.
Come along, he must see YOU
AS man in a trance ! was led to
the elevator and later found myself
In the private room of the cabinet Of
ticer. He was a very blunt and out
spoken man, but a square one. He
listened quietly to the complimentary
remarks concerning myself made by
my friend, at the same time taking
me In and reading me through like a
book-he was wonder at sizing I'D
other men. When my friend finished
extolling my capabilities and virtues.
half of which guiltily knew did not
possess, the great man said briefly:
"'You are probably the right man
for the place, but don't like your
hair
MY hair-what's that got to do
with my capabilities for the placer I
calculated in establishment.
have a prejudice against men
who part their hair in the middle the
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perity, though not unkindly.
my friends face fell. But I had
received too many hard knocks to let
my wits fail in that crucial moment.
was in for defeat, perhaps, once
more; but this time I kept my nerve
with me.
"'Well, Mr.. Secretary answered.
with equal bluntness, If you had the
few hairs on your head Che was very
bald)- that I have on mine, you, too.
might care to show those left to the
best advantage-thats why 1 part
them in the middle
1.-THE great man smiled, arose. ex-
tended his hand, and babe me to-
come to his Office the next day and
be sworn in, at the same time muir.
muring something about all rules
have their exceptions And but for
that last, sad farewell nightcap over
the bar of that hotel on that fateful
night would have been grubbing
the stumps out home to-day"