Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-24
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wears celluloid cOllars"-Ex
PA, what are the wages of sin?"
Well the salaries OF those trust off,
Gals vary greatly, my on''-Smart
| Set
Well. Maggie, you have now been
married a year. How do you like your
husband" Sober, mum. - Houston
Post.
do you think | show my age?' asks
Miss Elderlee. Why no / think you
succeed very admirably in conceallng
it"-lndianapolis Sentinel
/ lle~I was an intimate friend of your
late husband. Can't YOU give me some
thing TO remember him ny? She (shyly)
How would doT- Punch.
Robbie-Mamma. why have you got
papa's hair in Il locket? His Mother
To remind me that he once had
some. Robbie Illustrated Bits.
kncker Strange they didn't name
the baby after It's rich uncle Booker
No; he looked nj it, and said he'd give
them $l0,o00 not to. Harper's Bazaar.
Woodby Riter-I've always thought
II would be fine to he poet Editor
1t certainly should be fine. or impris-
oument or both. Philadelphia Press.
Briggs / see that young Tutter
came near being dubbed t. death by
New York policeman Griggs- What
otrcnSe was ne Innocent Off Smart
Set
Ma what is it?' us the stuff
in that bottle hay rum?" Mercy, no!
Its mucilage' II guess that's why
can't get my cap OF, Cleveland
Leader
Nell-Thcy say her wedding simply
heggared description Belle don't
know about that but I've heard IL near
ly heggared her father Philadelphia
Record,
1T takes a lot Of patience TO run mn
automobile does II notf" asked the
man. Yes, lots of patients" replied
the doctor. and I've got em Yonk-
crs Statesman.
Mrs. style want hat, but il
must be in the latest style Shopman
Kindly take chair, madam. and
wait few minutes: the fashion il
Just changing Washington Star.
Did you ever make personal sac
rilirc| asked the visiting parson.
Yes indeed. replied Mrs lie Style;
II once declined TO he interviewed by
u society reporter Chicago News.
Mrs. Iollyboy How are YOU getting
| along with your servants now? Mrs.
Gayboy Splendidly We have made
them present Of the house. aud now
we are boarding with them-Town
Topics.
II suppose he just clasped you in
his arms when the canoe upsetf' NO;
quite the opposite" quite the op-
positct" Yes; the cauoc upset when
he elapsed me in his arms Hous-
top Post
Teacher A coal dealer has ten tons
OF coal which he SELLS AT So n ton. How
much does he get for It? Scholar
About S65. Teacher-rhats wrong.
Scholar Yesm hut all coal dealers do
t.,Judge
Mrs. Rleachblonde found this
black hair on your coat what does
II mean Mr.. Bleachblonde- Why.
that IS my last winters coat Your
hair was black then. you know
Smart Set
"Gosh" exclaimed Farmer korntop,
after listening to the story; che must
be regular dead beat" Huh"
snortcA the victim. hes plumb sight
worsen that He's I've one. Phil
Ndephja Ledger.
Paving Teller can't cash this
check, madum. until you are identi-
fed Mrs Bright You mean have
TO Identify myself Paying Teller
Yes madam Mrs Bright How sim
pie, Have YOU looking glassi-E
Lawyer Aud what was the defend
ant doing mcauWhilef WilnesS-He
was telling me a funny story. Law
YER Remember. sir, that YOU are un-
der oath. Witness We'll. anyway. he
Was telling me story Somervllle
Journal
The teacher had beer telling the
class about the rhiuoceros family.
Now nam some things said she,
| that il X very dangerous to get near
aud that have horns Automobiles"
replied little Jennie Jones promptly.
New York World
Senator" asked the pretty girl do
YOU know what the railroad fare IS
from here to WashingtonF No." he
replied before giving himself time 10
think. hut I can tell you the exact
mileage n that will 40 you any good
Chirago Record Herald.
"pshaw" said the judge. there's
80 reason Why YOU people should be