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The Coconino sun., 1906-07-07
Bowel Complaint in Children,

During the summer months chil- dren are subject to disorders of the bowels which should receive careful attention as soon as the first unna- tural looseness of the bowels ap- pears, The best medicine in use for bowel complaint is Chamberlain's collie, cholera and diarrhoea remedy as it promptly controls any unna- tural looseness of the bowels, whe- ther it be child or an adult, For sale by all dealers,
The Coconino sun., 1906-07-07
LODGE DIRECTORY.
MOUNTAIN LODGE, NO. IS, K. OF P.

Meets in Odd Fellows Hall every first and third Wednesday nights of each month. Wis ting knights are cordially invited to attend.
 J. A. WILSON C. C R. F. BoNBERG. K. )f R. and s
 A. F.. FRANKFoRsER. NJ. of F.
The Coconino sun., 1906-07-07

Meets second and last Tuesays in each month in Odd Fellows Hall. Visiting members in vited to attend the Nourt meetings
 q. N. BATy, C. R. R. T. KIDD, Recording Secretary. A W. NORTON. Financial Secretary.
The Coconino sun., 1906-07-07

COURT COCONINO NO. sg6, INDEPEND-
 V ENT ORDER OF FoREsTERs.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-11
JAPANESE NERVE CURE

The Japanese have a pretty way Of
curing their tired nerves. It is the
blossom cure. It was no less a person
age than the cousin Of Admiral Togo
who, after the great sea victory, took
her woman relatives and repaired to the
ounce blossom grove, there to take a
ounce blossom bath.
In Japan, when you furnish your
house, you send for the flower man, who
comes and decorates your home with
plants. This is always done as mat
ter Of health. The flower man brings
his palms, his ounce trees, his flower
ing shrubs and his oriental flowers and
bestows them about the house. If any
one is i'll he selects the flowers, care.
fully taking care to get certain kind
Of scent, for there are many people to
whom scents act as a quieter. The
japanese warrior will take pint of
fresh milk and heat it scalding hot.
Then he will slowly cool it until it is
pleasant to the taste.
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ABOUT WOMEN

Miss Mary Offutt, the official notary
and stenographer Of the governor Of
Alabama, administered the oath. of Of
flee the other day to the new chief JUS
tice, Samuel D. .Weakley. She is prob
ably the first woman who ever swore
in a chief justice.
A young woman who is shortly to be
married received from her fiance an
Easter egg Of pure gold. By pressing
a spring the egg was divided into
halves and revealed a pendant of five
diamonds resting on a velvet lining.
Mrs. Sidney Smith devotes all her
bridge winnings to buying wells and
gloves. This is said to be no small
sum, as she wears more wells than any
other woman in society except Mrs.
Lorillard Spencer.
It is said that Boston women may be
persuaded to wear anything, provided
they can first be made to believe it is
sensible.
Mrs. Mills and her daughters make it
a rule to stick to one shape of hats
once they are sure it is becoming, nc
matter what changes may occur in
styles.
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CONSISTENT TO THE LAST

Mr.. Joseph A. McCinnis for unions all the way;
He favored larger wages a somewhat shorter day.
A walk-out always pleased him, tho didn't have a
cent, - .--,--- = ...... -
But when the delegate said Strike McGinns always
went.
He did the shopping for wife because he liked to
IL know II -, - tE
That naught union articles were purchased with
his dough.
HAS it got the union abel?' McGinnis used to say
HAS it got the union label Show it you're
If it hasn't the label take the bloomn thing away
McGinnis had children, tho hoped to have some
TN day.
And his wife, who "seen duty"
same way
So when the stork arrived day and brought boun
cling boy
McGinnis eated-he overcome with joy
He looked the baby over, his face wreatled grim
When all thought occurred which filled him
with chagrn.
.IIas It got the union label?" McGnnis used to say.
as 1t got the union label? Show it to you're able.
Now, Joseph A. McCsinnis man of good repute,
went church Sunday In his union tailored suit.
many other union he led blameless life
And when died the neghbors said, 1.-The blow will
kill his wife, - .-..=
reached the pearly gates time, upright spr-
its do.
WELCOME" was Peters greeting, land I have a harp
HAS it got union label? McGinnis used say.
HAS It got the union label? Show it to If you're able.
If hasn't got label take booin' thing away
American Printer
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In spite Of all the fancy dresses q
girl may have, it is always necessary
to have a few simple aprons included
in her wardrobe. There are certain
times when it is necessary for her to
wear an apron to protect the dress.
The girl may not be a cook, but she
should be justly proud of am occasional
trip to the kitchen, where she tries a
new dish. Perhaps it is not in the
kitchen where she most needs the gar
ments, but in doing the many little
household duties that usually fall to
the housekeeper.- The apron shown here
is a practical design. It is simple in
the making, being composed of front,
back and side front. A big pocket is
included in the pattern and is dec
orative feature. The apron is well-ft-
ting, altho not tight fitting to the waist
in front, as THAI nhuld spoil the blouse.
It is closed in back with straps. The
fcap is not only 9 dainty little affair
but may be tur1ed over the face to give
entire protection TO the hair from the
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-11
"A String of Good Stories
A MAGNIFICENT REBuKE.
Icannof fell how fhe truth may be:
Isay the tale as twas told to me.

II HE late Susan B. Anthony was once talking in
l Washington about the nude in art
The nudein art is all very well in it's way have
doubt, she said but there is thing about it
that particularly object to- That is the habit
men have of smoking pipes with nude women carved
on the bowl of carrying canes with nude women
in the handle of wearing rings that contain
of nude
.'There is certain high dignitary of the church
who rebuked this habit magnfcently
s1The thing happened in the days when it was
fashionable to take snuff It at the end of dim
ner, and distinguished nobeman Qet us call him
Lord Jones) extended his snufbox to the clergyman
and said, bowling and smiling:
90 Snuff sir7'
HThe other opened the box and took pinch Of
the brown powder within It gold box and in
circle of briliants nude portrayed in
bright enamel The clergyman frowned he saw the
picture. Lord Jones smiled. Intentionally, perhaps
he had given this affront.
''But Lord Jones' smile vanished quickly as the
clergyman said tapping the nude figure with his fin
ger:
Very pretty. Is it Lady Jonesa'''
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NOT UP ON ANCIENT ART,

# HE late Congressman David B. Henderson of
Dubuque some years ago addressed the Dubuque
people at May day festival.
The ex-speaker, apropos of ignorance, said:
But the worst of ignorance I can tell you of
occurred in 69 in remote section of country.
= There was man who suddenly became rich, and
built an enormous house He decided to adorn the
house with some statuary, and he wrote to Italy
for copy of the Venus de Milo.
''The copy in due time arrived. It was executed
in Carrara marble very beautifully.
i" But no sooner did he receive it than the million
aire sued the railroad for $4,000 for mutation and
what s more, he the suit
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THE SAME OLD TOWEL.

NEW. YORK talking about Opie Reed,
n the brilliant author and journalist.
saRead, you know he said, g founded the fArkan-
saw Traveller. He edited that excellent paper for ten
years He made great success of it.
'They say that in the spring of 1885 reporter
for the Traveller died. He fine young chap. A
visitor to the office, the day after the funeral found
the editor and his staff talking about their loss dis
consolatey.
" It has been sad loss, friends the visitor
said. "A sad loss indeed He sighed and looked about
the And am pleased to see he went on that
you commemorate the melancholy event by hanging
up Grape
''Ope Read frowned.
Crape9' he said. Where do you see any crapes'
-. SO Over there, said the visitor, pointing.
Grape be durned!' said Read. 'That ism It Grape
It IS the Office towel.'''
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"That means very slow: =

Lillian Russell declares that potatoes
are the best things to eat in the world.
Perhaps one reason why the fair Rus
sell is SO loud in singing their praises
is that she only allows herself potatoes
as an indulgence.
They are too terribly fattening for
daily fare, but as a treat, spree, a
reckless, daring dissipation, Lillian
passes over champagne and sugar plums
and orders potatoes sautees. Often she
cooks them herself as she was taught
in France. She slices thin cold boiled
potatoes, puts a good sized lump Of but
ter in a frying pan, and when this is
very hot puts in the potatoes. She
:" agitatos' the saucepan once or twice
to make the potatoes jump and allow
them to cook until quite brown. Then
she sprinkles them with salt and serves
them crowned with chopped parsley.
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LYNCHED.

IS LASKA is land of adventure and romance"
a said Raymond Brumbaugh, gold miner
He sat in the cafe of Philadelphia hotel He was
admirably dressed in expensive and fashionable clothes
stance bought up for 800, having already yielded
$250,O00 in gold.
Many queer things have happened in Alaska,'
said Mr. Brumbaugh, smiling. Many wretched things.
Sometimes it has been necessary break sad news to
mothers at home. And sometimes this news has been
broken with wonderful skill.
" An Alaskan called on woman in New Hampshire
to tell her of the death other in the Klondike
!" Yes, lady, he raid to the weeping mother Il
was with him to the end seen him die. And I tell
We, ma am, he dyin' he looked jest like an
angel
g Did hes' the mother sobbed.
He certainly did, ma am said the Klondiker.
Swngin back ards and for ards in the air thar ye'd
"a thought he had wings - -
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THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL. N
His Musical Education
IlnN NE difficulty with this high-class musical game
] is that one has to be more or less familiar
sEN/ with Spanish to read the program intelli-

ll1NE difficulty with this high.class musical game
sh ss,b has to -. Be ss less fan a
gently S said the young at the end of the first
half Of the orchestra concert
The musicians leaving the stage, and the hour
of conversation had begun.
Hush, John, ), whispered the young woman at his
side, looking around in some confusion It ism t
It's much the same said John.
sort of thing7'' # fsss
Fond Of it, What question! And yet you, of
about music-..'
6 If it would add to your happiness = said John,
fervently, why don t you. teach met would learn
anything from you Allegro non troppo now,
q 1t means you eSnot Is 90 too FAST replied
Agnes aez, little cooy, looking straight ahead
''That is, the music. It indicates how the com
poser wanted it played. ~ d II
noh! see. Do you know that green gown becomes
you immensely never sawyou looking so well as
eyes, but that is not music You are kind, but
are not paying much attention to- your lesson. =
u m afraid I'm paying too much attention to my
Are you, indeed! Responded Agnes with a. little
toss OF her head Does that sound to you like
pretty speechs''
apologize. But you surely know what mean"
..la Know What you SAID but i forgive you
ferrlng to the program g Kindly Stranslate''
You are to go slowly and with expression
Again the personal. application. Agnes, dear, +
cant 60 slowly with YOU. Perhaps am too ardent,
Nov, John, you know perfectly well that am
Yes, but am not performing. I AMI
= Besides, this is certainly not the place.
"oh I know Well, 'allegretto vivace what's
tbatg0 ,.s14#~<#%
sThat denotes movement, in i bright and lively
/. manner.'' ~. ..t-es'
"Of course I am GETTING on T can see as T re-
member the passage distinctly. The conductor acted
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-11
RAPPING ON WOOD
ttGuess I'D better rap on woodi -

Guess I'D better rap on wood! =
And then she-and pretty frequently
he-reaches under the chair and consci-
entiously knocks three times on the
frame Of it.
Undoubtedly most persons do it sim
ply for the airy persifage Of it, but
there are plenty Of others to whom it
represents pretty vital precaution
against being overtaken by an i'll from
which they have declared themselves
free SO far.
The custom is said to have had re-
igious origin. The three knocks signi-
fed an appeal to each Of the three per-
sons in the trinity, and the substance
raped upon was of wood because Christ
was crucifed upon cross Of wood.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-11
EYELETs IN STOCKINGS

The fad for eyelet work has reached
stockings, absurd as it sounds. OF
course, it is applied very sparingly, and
in wreaths or rings of tiny eyelets, let
ting solid embroidery be the greater
part Of the work. It is very pretty
and very expensive, for, unlike all the
other styles Of stocking embroidery, it
has to be done before the stocking is
scanned together and that means extra
trouble all round. Unlike the other
kinds, too, it must be done upon embro-
derry hoops, and that makes still more
trouble and consequent expense.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-11
SEWING ON BUTTONS

When sewing on buttons, before you
lay the buttons on the garment, put@the
threat thru so that the knot will be on
the right side. That leaves it under the
button and prevents it from being
ironed or torn away. Before you begin
sewing, lay large pin across the but
ton SO that the threads go over the pin.
After you have finished filing the holes
draw out the pin and draw the thread
round and round beneath the button.
This forms stem to sustain the pull
ing and wear Of the buttonhole.
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What the Market Affords

HICKEN, 20 cents pound.
~ Fall lamb, 20 cents pound.
Sweetbreads, 80 cents a pair.
Frankfort sausages,s 1871 and Is
cents pound.
Summer squash, rs cents each.
: Asparagus, land 10 cents a bunch.
Chives, cents bunch. = :
Tomatoes, 20, rs and 80 cents a
pound. &-~ -
Peas, 8 cents a quart. ~. :....-
Green peppers, s and 8 cents each.
Celery, 10 and IL cents stalk.
Pineapples, 16 and 20 cents each.
Cherries, 40 cents a pound. III
Strawberries, 10 cents box. ~
Grapefruit, 10 and 1917 cents each.
In choosing a chicken to roast for
dinner, look for. firm flesh, thin skin
and flexible tip of the breast bone.
Be sure that the latter has not been
broken. This is favorite form Of de-
ception. Market poultry at all sea-
sons of. the year except between No
vember and January is apt to be from
storage. Insist on having the bird with
the feet on, as the .tendons may then be
easily removed. Make cut thrue the
skin at the bend Of the knee joint until
the white tendons are exposed. In.
sert trusting skewer under each and
pull gently with a slight twist. Cut of
the feet, clean and use for soup. Pick
clean Of pinfeathers; even if the bird
has been already drawn, it is safe tc
look for lungs and windpipe. The for
mer are found on either side of the
backbone imbedded between the ribs
Remove every trace. SINCE over two
tablespoons Of alcohol lighted in shall
low tin pan.
With clean piece Of cheeseclotl
and a.. dish of warm water, scrub the
bird inside and out, but do not put il
In the water, as this wastes juices an6
nutriment. Fold back the neck Skin
and with sharp vegetable knife sew
er the neck close to the body. Cool
this with the heart and liver for gravy
For a four-pound bird allow one cup Of
bread crumbs mixed with two table
spoons of melted butter and one cup O.
hot milk, seasoned with salt, peppe,
and sage. Fill the body, PLACING
enough in the breast to plump it well
then fold the neck skin back, bend The
wings back over this and fasten will
steel skewers. When the chicken il
stuffed, truss the drumsticks close tt
the body and fasten securely. Remem
Dor the fewer projecting corners, thu
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more juicy and uniformly cooked will
be the roasted fowl

A pepper salad is an appetizing ac-
compartment for roast. Plunge three
sweet, green peppers and one red pep
per in boiling water. Remove at once,
and rub off the outer skin. Then let
become chill and crisp. Cut out a
piece around the stems, and take out
the seeds and veins. Then cut the pep
pers round and round in narrow rings.
Cut half a mild, tender onion into very
thin slices and separate these into
rings. Sprinkle the whole with salt
and pepper. Then mix, and crush in
oil enough to make the whole glisten.
Lastly, add one-fourth as much vinegar
as Of oil used, and mix again. Serve
on heart leaves Of lettuce.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-11
Where Feminine Fancy Lights

dust. These two garments should be
included in every woman's wardrobe,
and are both simple and Inexpensive.
Bingham, calico, cross-barred muslin or
galatea may be used in the construc-
ton.
Two Patterns 1927, one size.
No. 6244, sizes 80 to ~ inches bust.
The price of these patterns is zoe
for both, or either will be sent on re-
ceipt of 10c.
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IT trust I'm not SO largo. But-why do you say
are not congenialR Last night you told you did
care for little''
4Appassionata'- we'll that
THAT appeals to me in my present state Of mind
sPotpourri' means-''
eyes, saw that. we noticed it on bills Of fare,
but it looked material, feshy, it were that
was afraid to mention it,
nOh, John, you such'a goose!''
''That 8 better. That sounds like you. Dear
girl, don It insist on musical proficiency in I'll
really try awfully hard if you want me to. might
even learn the trombone something-', ~
:" tAdagio pathetique, " said Agnes, with merry
twinkle in her eyes.
"But IN afraid wouldn t make goods continued
John. II IN sure IN hopeless case.'
'sHopeess9'' asked Agnes very softly.
'FAgnes! DEAREST he continued after delighted
pause during which the orchestra returning loudly
"we IL buy piano player and I III pump the thing for
you the ivelong day. How will that do for q COM
promise9'
= accept the compromise - said Agnes.
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JOHN sKINN'S EPITAPH.

sc UGH an amendment said Senator Timan, dur
~ ing debate, "would destroy the bills meaning
as the meaning of the epitaph old John Skim 5
tombstone destroyed.
An amendment tackled to John Skim s cpl
taph. 1t consisted of word the word friend It
was put, on in the dead of night.
s.The epitaph, previous to the amendment, read: :
" He did his best -
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the part all right he Waved his arms frantically
as if shooting away Vi swarm of mosquitoes. 81
ST think it is shanefuIfor you to turnit all into
ridicule am quite sure not at all congenal in
our tastes. - v*a<S& <5lsSs $zz.4,4s@<tst:
''Agnes, that is5postively cruel. I am trying to
get few pointers fronyou, but you seem to lack
patience r. ST. s.s~=& ~.
] s. But you never sefious' @,@E
You are making me serious now. You know
how IL <S2s 7F%.ft sAs%@ g - Fl
tLet us 60 on. You haven't finished the lesson
What else do you fnd-int the programs'
ttWell, here s. s1argo.'''
''That means very slow,
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HIS CONSCIENCE TROUBLED H1M

WESTERN railway manager received the follow
ing letter from some conscience-st unknown
who had experienced religions ''Meestare Smut: Eft
ees wit sorrow approach before YOU stol one ride
an eet has bodered me lake haall. got rechon now
so teeket 5 cents I wish YOU much
LUX, please me.'' .% - =
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The Lawn Mower

from the city could reach the house the line would be
in working ORDER but at night it would be again out
of service Grandma found to be the culprit. AS
the evening shades drew nigh, she took off her spec
tacles and placed them top Of the phone eectuay
cutting off the talk. In the morning she again
placed them her face the line would be all right
49, .-..... T.
Do you remember the time when all the sports
rode top heavy two-story bicycles with great big
fywheel in front and little wheelbarrow wheel be-
hind that every time the rider sneezed he took
header and ripped the hide off somewhereq
Those were the days when people who laid side
walks paid attention to the sidewalk laid by the
party next door. The result that the grades did
not be and there steps and ounces in the walks
In front Of our clearinghouse Ninth street there
was one of these steps. AS there no law against
riding on the walks then, all the two-story profess
SIGNALS rode them. We used to sit on the porch at
dusk and wait for the double-deckers to come along
on the walk and discover the steps, alas too late
There was an average of from four to six 'headers
IN front of the clearinghouse every night. =. .@-
We all took an unholy delight in the variety of
English dialects that fervdy in the quiet air
OF eve as the riders found themselves in the air or
striking the walk with light, joyous thuds After thew
allghted the two-story wheels usually jumped them
and cawed off little more of the fur for good
measure t-'.
All, those were carefree, happy DAYS! Air
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DIR. ToRREy's COUP DE GRACE

y r. ToRREY, the evangelist, was speaking one da5.
in London when a bibulous fellow arose and an
nounced, waveringly, that he did not believe every
thing in the Bible ct don't see how anybody can
walk on water" he declared; can you do It, Dr. Tor
rey?" The preacher looked grimly at the man for
momenC ana then answered.: ''Wel walk on
water better than 7 can on rim ,, 4 - - = :!
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They who reach 80 in good health are likely, sta
tistics show, to last to 70.
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1t got the union =label?' McGnnis to say.
HAS got the union label? Show it to you're able.
got the label take the boomn' thing away"
American Printer
The Breckenridge news., 1906-05-09

always the megh of accusing unfogvng public mind
taught look beyond the vale for praise and for honor and
the world blame and Therefore heed Is
given false accusations either brought whom
be and whom know tobe doing theduy From
beginning the world such things have been in existence and
shall be long human beings Covepor not the
only infamous brought the
of the is not the only town where the lowest and the
highest lock and mlrch in s)d phaanx armed with false
hoods destroy the who stand for the good life
Every town. every and every nation full of uch therefore let
things trouble you who accused when right
In the campaign that has just close, though quiet the
many best have been reflected by
certain elements whose purpose to destroy the pub faith IN
all and the who manufactured the lies
is off than the whom he intended to harm.
As for have but few live in this world and
little what said about We intend heretofore todo
duty it, respecting all and fearing We have
life COverpo and Breckenridge county, have planted
every dollar could honestly get in this place. have stood for
and for the upbug of the and county and humanity
large Whether e efforts have been appreciated we
loss say but let stand ready and
til fe is people Just and hon.
orabe