Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-11-17
EVERY DAY PHILOSOPHY.

/ mats lhe story OF Aladun ana MS lamp.
Pacific Monthly.
EVERY DAY PHILOSOPHY.
| Many a good man eats with his knife
The average woman has pretty good
lop.nion of her own figure.
Tie old-fashioned cook stove looks bet
ter to a real hungry man than chatting
dish.
If a boy is quiet every one wonders
! what he is up to, and if he is noisy they
know.
If you have a pole long enough ydu can
| still knock n railroad pass off the Christ
mas tree.
Reformers can always find something
to be busy about. After election it will
be the corset.
If you are we'll satisfied with yourself
| it is Il pretty good sign you are not sat
isfactory to other people
You often read of it in stories, but in
lreal life you seldom see the heroine sink
gracefully onto Il couch"
1t is not recorded that any financial
genius ever got his start by purchasing
/ diamonds on the insJallment plan.
| When a man is dead. or is cardi-
date for office. his friends should say
the best things possible about him.
The autumn leaves are beginning to
1 look something like woman who is
searching for an effectual hair dye
What has become of the old-fashioned
/ young man who said, when introduced to
a new young lady, Il had a knock-down
TO herr"
/ When a funeral procession passes
! along the street. you can usually look
at the mourners and tell who occupies
! the hearse.
/ in some families there is a strong OPP
Epossitiol between the princess and the
greatest returns.
There are times when we all envy Il
] baby who can give vent to its feelings
tby throwing itself on its back and kick
1 ing and screaming.
How policemen are abused And did
! y
a pretty good fellow and anxious to do
| his duty? We never did.
When an old maid is no longer a sue
cess on the ballroom floor, her old heart
can be cheered by being asked to be a
l.'chaperon" along the wall.
How you resent it when any one in
| terferes in that which you consider
your business And how often YOU in
| terfere with the business of others!
1t is a good thing for the old-fashioned
| drudgemother to insist upon going to
! up without ever seeing her with hat
on.
We heard mother say, recently. of
her 13-year-old daughter: ''She is the
best child in the world" That is the
finest compliment that will ever be paid
the girl.
1t pays to have people speak well of
you behind your back. And in spite of
all the mean things said of people they
will do it, if you deserve to be well
spoken of.
In town where every home S con-
nected with the sewer Il familiar back
door scene is missing-that of a woman
throwing wash pan full of dirty wa
ter ON the dog.
BY the time boy baby is 6 months
old his mother is saying there is such a
difference between the dispositions of
boys and girls. and she is saying it with
pride in the hoy.
When a man writes a proposal OF
marriage to "A woman he has written
something that will last forever. A WON
an never destroys a letter than contains
an offer of marriage.
What age should a girl be when heI
parents make the discovery that she
would have Il better time entertaining
her callers if they would go off to bed
and leave her alone with them?
The stories in the magazines are max
ing the literature of childhood very dig
nihed and intellectual in comparison
in six months as interesting and instruc
tive as ''Puss in Boots
If doctor will look anxious wheI
talking with Il woman patient it becomes
Il mere matter of conscience with hin
how long he can string his visits out
She thinks he should keep ON coming
when her condition is that alarming.
The writer of this, who IS somewhat
timid about marriage. would marry in /
week if he could find woman who
would love him as an old maid loves hel
sisters children. The incest thing in Tho
world is the admiration an old maid
has for her sisters children. particularly
when they are little.-Atchison CKan.
Globe.
Rose Farm OF Twelve Acres.
One of the most interesting sights in
the Pomona valley is the development
work now being done by the California
Rose company on its rose farm at the
foot Of White avenue. Here may be seen
literally acres of roses, the slips being