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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

"Well. thank heaven, you've never
seen me run after people who have
money"
"No; but I've seen people run after
you because you didn't have money"
Stray Stories.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
Evidently Twas Not.

she-oh! dear, here it's raining and
can't wear my new bonnet.
He--What? Why, when you got
me TO buy it for you you told me it
was "a duck of bonnet.
phia Press
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
Csndor.

81 never pretend" said Col. Still
well, that take alcoholic beverages
for medicinal purposes"
"The subterfuge is sometimes In
dulged in"
"It would not do for me. 1t would
create the impression that I am a
chronic invalid. "--Washington Star.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Neighbor-The baby suffers from
sleeplessness, does it7
Mr.. Jeroloman (haggard and hol-
low-eyed)--l didn't say II suffered.
II seems to enjoy It. I'm the one
that suffers.-Chicago Tribune.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Host Showing guest over his coun-
try house)-Now, what do you think
Of my old-fashioned Granger Weird
old place, isn't it2
Guest (who is beginning to feel a
bit chilly)-Yes, very! Any ghosts7
Host-No-o; but I've got a fine lot
OF old spirits in the cellar.-Ally
Sloper
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Mrs. witherby-How very forward
Mrs. Giggton is.
Witherby-In what way?
Mrs. Witherby-Why, she told me all
about her experience with servants
before l had chance TO tell her mine.
Judge
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
Cure of Real Merit.

An eastern college freshman, who was
seriously hurt while being hazed. has
brought suit against the college for
heavy damages. A few strong doses OF
this kind OF medicine viii cure the haz-
ing disease. .e..,. ~
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Godfrey--Doesn't Winchester ever
get tired Of his wife's continued sulk.
mess and ill-temper?
scorjel-I think not. When she is
good natured she sings.-Tit-B
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

McJigger Hedley is in fair way 60
make fortune.
Thingumbob-H How
McJigger--Iie has inverted q toy
bank that win not open for the chill
dren. but coughs NJ carfare to their
papas without any trouble at ALL
Philadelphia Press
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
Had Time 20 Grow.

Jones-Where on earth did you get
that gray beard, you didn't have any
when | saw you yesterday
Brown-Oh. that's all right. I've
been shopping and waited for the
ehange.-N. Y. Times.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Mrs. Benedict--It will cost just twice
as much IL go on visit to mother as
II she came here.
Benedict-Pshaw! You know, my
dear, I'm never stingy about thing of
this kind.-Town Topics.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Don't talk { me-" said Uncle
Eph' I'm. bout boss shoes bein' sign
o. luck. A boss shoe is de onluckiest
objick in de world. Hit CANT nevah
make bof ends meet.'-Chicago Trib-
uua
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Haze you made any progress with
your new novel?" asked his friend.
"Oh. yes" said the hustling young
author. i've selected name and a
press agent brooklyn Life.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
A Narrow E.eape.

she-Im SO glad it's 10 be platonic.
At one time l was afraid you would
propose.
He-So was l.-Detroit Free Press.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
Fall.

Customer understand that your
chef has been discharged.
Waiter-Yes, sir. He has gone 20 a
place where they call him a cook
Judge.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
A strorr Resemblance.

visitor-Iiow much the baby resem-
bles its mother!
Father--.Yes, II talked when II was
only ak months old .--Harlem Life.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Mrs. Crimsonbeak--I believe it's
more pleasant TO give than 10 receive.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak you mean adj
vice, Of course you do. = Yonkers
Statesman.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

There once was lad IN Crum Lynne
Who wore a perpetual grynne
at IL strange" his friends laughed.
but perhaps the boys daughed'
And nc doubt they we're quite RICH,
thereynne
philadelphia Press
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

your overshoes.. the doctor cried:
DO not forget the same:
For ne who gtts Geld feet. Is like
To quit llfe's busy game.
washington star. II
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
often the Case.

"Do they Keep a hired girI?"
"No. they only hire them."-Phila-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
RACE IN BLINDING SNOW.
Nut Boy Wins Famous Trophy at
Lexington, Kentucky.

LEXINGTON, Ky, Oct. 19.-During
q binding snow storm at the Kentucky
trotting horse breeders course, Nut
Boy, the champion aged trotter of the
year, won the famous Walnut Hall
Farm cup today. Miss Lolita Crabtree.
his owner, was present to receive the
trophy. Nut Boy had no trouble in
winning this event in straight heats.
At no time did the other horses in the
race make him extend himself,
Walnut Hall Farm cup; 2:l5 class,
trotting, $4,000; three ln five heats
Nut Boy won three straight heats and
the race in 2:12, 2:l1&, 2:1l%: Allie
Jay, Bowie Atcher, Totora, Roscoe,
Belle Isle, Imperial Allerton, DR.. Chase,
Pulsus, Kapolna, Admiral Sehley, IA
son Ma, Col. Patrick, and Horace W.
Wilson also started.
2:14 class, pacing, purse $1,000; three
in fve-Eloise won the second, third
and fifth heats and the race in 2:10M +,
2:ll1n, 2:13M. Fred Miller won the
fourth heat in 2:13M, Conroy, Jimmie
O., Queen of Clubs and Jenny Wren
also started
2:o9 class, pacing, purse $1,000; three
in fve-Phalla won three straight
heats and the race in 2:0S1a, S:0S12,
2:07la. Daphne Direct, Aintree, Red
TelIe, Fred r., The Donna and Five
Points also started,
2;14 class, trotting, purse $1,000;
three in fve-Talpha won the fifth,
sixth and seventh heats and the race
in 2:l3&, 2:l6h, 2:16l2. Betty Brook
won the third heat in 2:13. j. J. NJ.
Jr. won the fourth heat in 2:l4. Char
lie T. won the first and second heats
in 2:1412, 2:12, and was distanced in
the seventh. Lucretia, Robin c., Gale,
Larabie Rose, Thomas H. and Crocus
also started.
2:0S class, trotting, value $4,000,
three in fve-Turley won the second,
third and fourth heats and the race
in 2:12, 2:13, 2:13. Turner won the
first heat in 2:11& Orc, Red Lac,
Mainsheet, Helen Norte and The Presi-
dent also started.
The Lexington, two year old trotters,
$4,000; two IN three-Lucile Marlowe
won the second and third heats and
the race in 2I191a, 2:251a. Kentucky
Todd won the first heat in 2:15%
Fantatana and Albingen also started.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
FROST AND FREEZING
TEMPERATURES FELT
Local High Has Serious Effect
as Far Away as Ten
neSSee.

The high pressure field which has
hung over the Salt Lake district for
some days past is still in possession,
and will probably remain in its present
position for several days, as no low
fields are developing TO the westward
of it. a small low, which is Of no
consequence, whatever, has formed in
the extreme northwest, but will be
held away from Salt Lake by the local
high field. An extreme eastern low
along the Atlantic has been giving
some heavy rains in that portion of
the country, the heaviest having been
recorded at Boston, where the precipi-
tation amounted to 2.l2 inches. New
York City got rainfall of la inches,
while Buffalo had almost an inch.
The high pressure which covers this
district has also affected other portions
of the country. Freezing temperatures
have prevailed, and frost has been felt
throughout the country as far east as
the OHIO valley and Tennessee. The
absence of any low pressures will cause
continued fair weather for this sec
tion, with moderate temperature, and
this will probably be the state of the
weather for tomorrow, as well. as to-
day.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
AN ORDINANCE.

An ordinance levying tax and ior the
assessment of property on both sides OF @ Inird
South street between Second East and third
East streets, In sidewalk district No; u, Tor
the construction OF cement sidewalk. ,
Be il ordained by the City Council Of Sal,
Lake City, Utah:
Section l. That the City Council docs here
by levy the tax and provide for the assess
mcnt OF the same upon tho property herein
after described in lots L and :, Dlock %.
and s. 6. and 8, block "a, plat "A,
Salt Lake City survey. abutting on both sides
OF Third South street between second East
and Third East streets, in sidewalk dlstrlct
No g. said property having frontage of
Jsoo feet along said street
This tax is levied TO defrny the expense
of constructing u cement sidewalk SIX (6)
feet wide and four tD inches thick upon
snid portion of said street opposite the prop
crty hereinafter described to be especially al
fccted and benefited by said Improvement, and
II Is hereby adjudged, determined and estab-
iished that the same will be especially bene-
0ted thereby 10 the full amount OF the tax
hereby levied and said parcels of land are
hereby assessed az an equal and uniform rate
in accordance with the linear foot frontage
upon said portion OF said street fronting upon
and 10 n depth OF twenty-five (25) feet back
he assessed upon said parcels OF land is
one thousand six hundred and fifty (S1,650,0 0o)
dollars. or ono and 25.1oo (Sl25) dollars
per front or linear foot, which is the esti-
mated total cost and estimated cost per linear
foot of said sidewalk. and the Treasurer is
hereby authorized and directed TO assess in
accordance with che provisions OF this ordi-
nance for the purpose herein mentioned, all
OF lots l and 3, block so, and all OF lots
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
WITH WOMEN GOLFERS.
Three Champions Lose Out in Second
Round of National Event

WEST NEWTON, Kan, Oct. 10
1t was a day of blasted hopes for three
women golf champions in the National
event at the Braeburn club today.
Miss Pauline Maekav, the present title
holder, Miss Georgianna Bishop, the
winner of the 1904 tournament, and
Miss Francis G. Osgood, the Eastern
champion, were all dropped III the sec
ond round Of the match play today,
and by players who are generally re-
garded as the best in the game.
One former champion, Miss Frances
Griscom of Philadelphia, withstood the
ordeal, and will meet Miss Mary B.
Adams of Boston tomorrow in what Is
thought will be one of the best matches
Of the week.
The other survivors are Mrs. r, II,
Barlow of Philad elphia, Mrs. R. W..
Batchelder of the Country club, Boston,
and the victor over Miss Bishop; Miss
Harriet Curtis, Boston, who put out
Miss Osgood; Mrs. w, Fellows Nor
gan of New York, the conqueror of
Miss Mackay, Miss Florence n: Aver
of Philadelphia, and Miss Anita Phipps
of Springfield. Mass, Both Miss
Mackay and Miss Bishop. were beaten
on the putting greens. Mrs. Morgan
in her contest with Miss Mackay, was
erratic in her long game, but once on
the green. she put down puts anywhere
inside the ive~Yard circle.
as marvellous as that of Mrs. Morgan,
The Boston player seemed alive to
hold it from all directions, and from
nearly all distances when on the green.
In four of the holes she only made one
MT on the green
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
BALLOON VERSUS AUTO.
Novel Race Begins Seven Miles from
German Capital

BERLIN, Oct. 10.-A race between
balloons and automobiles was started
at noon today as an exhibition for the
members of the International Aero
nautic society by the balloon corps of
the military transport department. The
balloons were sent up from the parade
grounds at Tegel, seven miles north
of Berlin, at intervals Of fifteen min
utes. Four balloons, each Of 200 cubic
metre capacity and carrying two Of
fcers and an assistant umpire, took
part in the contest.
AS each balloon, with a broad de-
signing pennant, shot up and sailed
away In the direction of Hamburg, be-
fore a 10 mile breeze, four and, in one
instance, five, automobiles, flying the
eolors of the balloon and posted on
roads adjacent to the parade grounds,
followed, so that within an hour seven
teen automobiles were speeding after
the aIrships.
Prince Won Salm-Salm, Prince Ernest
Won -Allenburg, and Duke Adolf
FREDERICK of Mecklenburg Schwerin.
Prince Henry of Prussia, who was to
have taken part in the contest, was
detained at kiel on naval business.
Theoretically, each of the balloons
carried dispatches, while the automo-
biles were in the service of the enemy,
and pursued them with the object of
capturing them. If the balloonists,
after landing, had twenty minutes in
which to escape, they won; while the
automobiles won if they reached the
balloons within that period. 1t was
also provided that balloonist must
descend inside of two hours.
The weather was brilliantly clear,
and numerous crowds cheered the aero
nauts as the balloons shot away. Alb
bot Lawrence Botch, Of Boston, one
Of the American delegates to the Inter
tators. There are eighteen entries for
the balloon race Of Sunday next, for
the prize offered by Emperor William.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
Board of Athletic Control Com
pIetes the Schedule for
the Year.
ALL CANDIDATES WILL
HAVE TO QUALIFY
Physical Director at the Y. NJ.
c. A. Will Act as Physi-
cal Examiner.

The Board of Athletic Control of
| the grade schools has completed the
| schedule of the football games for the
| present season, The Board has also
! appointed an advisory committee com
| posed of persons who are not directly
associated with school work. d. A.
Callahan, DR.. c. G.. Plummer and Prof.
Byron Cummings have volunteered to
act on this committee which will as
sist in every possible way the Board of
Control in conducting the athletic
events of the schools.
1t has been decided that all candi-
dates for teams will have to qualify as
to physical condition. r, d. Burtner,
physical director at the y. NJ. c.. A,
has agreed, to act as physical exam
iner for the Board. In addition to
physical qualifications all candidates for
teams must also be we'll up in their
studies.
The Captains of the football teams
at All Hallows college, the University
of Utah and the high school will as
sist IN the securing of referees and
umpires for all of the football games
this fall, and the Chief of Police has
agreed to have an officer in attendance
at each of the games. The first game
of the league season will be played
Friday afternoon at Walkers field be-
tween teams of the Emerson and La
fayette schools. The schedule for the
season is as follows:
Emerson Lafayette, Walkers field, Low
ell VS., Oquirrh. W. S high school, Sumner
VS.. Wasetch. L. OF U.
October lG-Washipgton VS., Webster, H. S :;
Emerson VS., Union, Walkers field, Lafay =
ette We. Lowell. U, OF T.
October 19-Wasatch VS.. Washington, H S I:
Webster VS.. Union, Walkers field, Emerson
VS.. Lowell L. OF U.
October 2S-Lafayette VS., OQuirrh, w. s.
high school; Lowell VS.. Sumner, Twelfth
East and Fourth South Emerson vs., Wash
ington, Walkers field
October 26-Sumner VS.. Washington II. S. I;
Wasatch VS.. Webster, Twelfth East and
Fourth South; Emerson VS.. oqulrrh. Walk
er's field
October 30-Washington VS.. Union. II. S. {,
Lafayette VS. Sumner. Walker field; Lowell
VS.. Wasatch. Twelfth East and Fourth
South.
November 2-oquirrh VS.. Washington.
Walkers field: Sumner VS.. Webster, Twelfth
East and Fourth South. Webster VS.. Union,
II. S.
November 6-Emerson vs.. Sumner. Walk
er's feld Lafayette VS.. Wasatch. Twelfth
East and Fourth South; Lowell VS.. Washing
ton, II. S.
November 9-oquirrh vs. Webster, Walk
er's field; Sumner vs. Union, Fl. s. Emerson
Wasatcb. Twelfth East and Fourth
South.
November 13-Lofayette VS. Washington,
II. s.; Lowell VS.. Webster, Twelfth East and
Fourth South; Oquirrh vs. Union, Walker s
field
November 15-oquirrh VS.. Wasatch, Walk
er's field Lafayette VS.. Webster: Lowell VS..
Union, II S.
November 2O--Emerson VS.. Webster: La
fayette VS.. Union. Oquirrh vs.. Sumner.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
DUBE| TA|LORS WILL
PLAY OGDEN SUNDAY
"Father John" Succeeds i'm Ar
ranging Contest of
Diamond.

Ii the baseball season in Salt Lake
fails to continue until snow falls, ii will
be through no lack of effort or enthu-
siasm on the part Of ''Father John
Dubei of the Dubci Tailors team, who
donated the handsome cup won by Eu.
reka In the recent postseason series for
the championship Of Utah. ''f'ather
john is not content to let the ball
season OF 1906 in Utah die with the
completion of the recent post season Sc
ries. He is undoubtedly a ball fan of
the most pronounced type, and IL would
not be surprising if he should arrange
a game for next Christmas. FEATHER
john Is real sport, and his ehorts
to furnish Salt Lakers baseball as long
as the weather will permit is greatly
appreciated by his fellow enthusiasts OF
the game,
Upon learning Tuesday night of the
disbandment of the Eureka champion
team, with which he had previously
arranged a game for next Sunday after
noon in this city, "Fathcr John de.
cIarcd "it's a shame,' and announced
that he would see contest next sun
dav, if it lay in his power. According
ly he went to work, and on "Wednesday
he announced, with great joy, that his
Tailors will cross bats with the Ogden
team next Sunday afternoon at
O clock at Walkers field, in this city.
The probable line up of the two teams
follows.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11

NATIONALS AND AMERICANS
HAVE EQUAL PERCENTAGE
Cold Weather Continues and
Many Spectators Wrap
in Blankets.

CHICAGO, Oct. 10.-In the second
game of the world IS championship Sc
ries today the Chicago National League
team took decisive revenue for yester
days defeat, when they vanquished
the White Sox on the latter's grounds,
z to l. White. and Owen. who replaced
White in the fourth inning, were bat
ted freely, and the American League
team S errors also helped to increase
the Nationals score. Reulbach, on the
contrary, was in fine form. and allowed
the opposing batsmen only two hits.
The weather was bitterly cold, the
mercury lowering at or below the
freezing point all Afternoon. AS was
the case yesterday, few flakes Of
snow fell. Between 5000 and 10000
enthusiasts, bundled from head TO foot,
braved the rigors or the weather.
With frost nipping fingers and toes,
perfect baseball was an impossibility.
The practice of both teams was ex
ceedingly ragged. the cold hands of the
,nfielders refusing to cling TO the ball,
while the outfelders missed many flies.
In actual play, the form was much bet
ter.
Nationals Start Scoring.
The Nationals started the trouble in
the second inning. Capt, Chance re-
ceived an ovation as he stepped to the
plate, but failed to hit three good ones.
Then Steinfeldt sent a scorching single
to left. Tinker laid down perfect
bunt and beat it to first, Steinfeldt
one down to Isbel, who in his haste
to make double play tossed the ball
into left field. Steinfeldt scored, Tin
ker took third and Evers perched Sc
curely on second. White deliberately
allowed King to walk, but Rculbach
scored, a moment later on Hoffman s
safe drive. King, however, was out
at the plate. The half closed with
three runs over the plate and the en-
thusiasm of the National supporters
broke loose with a vigor which took no
thought OF sore throws. The next run
for the Nationals came when Chance
second and went to third when Isbel
failed 10 hold Sullivan 8 bad throw.
He scored when Steinfeldt raped out
his second clean single
Americans Get One Score.
The Americans lone run came In the
fifth, when Dougherty was safe on a
fielder's choice; he took second on
wild pitch and scored when Tannehill's
grounder went past Tinker, who was
confused by the base runner, The White
Stockings never even threatened again
except when Jones reached second on
his own hit and reached third on an
out. Donohue, however, few out to
left, and Jones WAS caught yards from
the plate by Sheckard s perfect throw.
In the sixth, two singles, double
steal by Tinker and Evers, and Sulli-
IS wild throw to third. the ball
rolling into the crowd, let Tinker across
the plate. In the eighth, two more
tallies resulted from Chance g single,
Steinfeldt's 8 sacrifice, Chances pretty
steal to third, and Tinker's single,
which broug ht IN Chance. Tinker stole
second, went to third on Evers's out
and came home on a wild pitch Stein
feldt's batting and Reulbach's pitch
Ing were easily the features of the
game.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-11
JACKRABBITS SPEEDIER.
Increase Interest in Coursing Meet at
Friend, Nebraska.

FRIEND, NEB., Oct. 1O.-Better
weather and speedier Jackrabb
brought increased interest in the eours,
ing meet here today. The second and
third rounds of the puppy, stake were
completed today. Summarizes:
Second round-Bandit King beat
Mr.. Ajax; Young Edward beat Susan
on the Bridge; Black Joe beat My
Bonnie; Bonnie st. Clair beat Ring
master; Game Sport beat Ethan AL
len; Cupid 8 Arrow beat Currency; Pat
Raven beat Favorite Effort; Mr.. But
inski beat Bcldame; Master Bob beat
Indian Summer; Mammals Best beat
King Dodo; Coronado st. Clair. beat
Ell Dare; Mystic Max beat Undivided
House; Bonnie Bushman beat May
Buckley; May Allen beat Lady White
head; Morning Sun beat Sunshine; !;
Nan Patterson beat Country Girl; First
Section beat Lady Bandit; Fighting
Fire beat Master Red Patch; Garry
Owen Boy beat Buster Brown; Happy
ST. Clair beat Bright Clair, Best st.
Clair ran bye.
Edward; Bonnie st. Clair beat Black
Joe; Game Sport beat Cupid s Arrow;
Pat Raven beat Mr.. ButiDski: Master
Bob beat Coronado st, Clair; Nam.
ma a's Best beat Mystic Max; May AL
len beat Bonnie Bushman; Nan Patter-
son beat Morning Sun; Fighting Fire
beat First Section; Best st. Clair beat
Garry Owon Boy; Happy st. Clair ran
q bye,