The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-02-01
THISTLES

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preserves for piss, snroesesd the house.
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usFsd The peach 10 The sppls.
--reeia are born. sif. ssid The bard 70 the
Editor. Yes, kss~ they wsssn't haished
fren deck ssxs, said the editor, but the
qsaslloa 10, Nh, are they borr'
---Glssses-~Dld you zee Mla Knife cut
me lsS thea Wa eh--lfe yoa sure
sbs m.ssi Il for culf Glasses--Csrtsin-
~. shs looked right through me,
Elsis-spsllin' 10 awful queer, isn't u !
Nov, horse SPELLS 'horss'- Msmms--
Yes. der. EBIe--As' u you pot another
q on 10 II II makes = whole iot o. horas.
shall 1 shave you eioss tsday' irqsir-
I'd The lady barber No. replied the nirts.
tlous eiiisss. I've Jea had ons closs
shave. Nv vii, nearly caught me comirs
10 here.
0aunsr $3.50 whats all the excitement !
Caysr--Aas run dows BY an auto. Ard
,hsy cant asd Anything 10 carry him 90.
Gannsr--H'm, With all those rubbers Il
should BE- DO trouble 10 End q stretcber.
Your brown bread 10 excellent, Della,
sAid the mistress. I'm glad you don't object
10 making II. Yss'm, replied the new SER
want. like to make brown bread, fur
don't have 10 b - particular then TO wash
my hands.
No. said Surileb, ! Amt no dOds
Clothes DON, make the man, you know.
No, replied Psppery, but many Of you self
made men look A. Il you had also made the
clothes.
--Ysir Psssenger what's the matter,
captains You look quite worried. Captain
Pact 10, madam, our rudders broken
Fair Passenger--oh, never mind that--it's
nearly always under water, and no one will
notice is's gone.
Jumper the editor at home' Ed
tors wifs-Ho. Tumper--Are you his
wife, Editors Wife, am. 10 the busi.
ness anything can attend tor Jumper
(siring her up)--I shouldn't wonder; was
going 70 thrash him.
Things have come to . pretty pass,
stormed the legislator wbose request for
free transportation had been refused. No,
there 10 DO pretty pass this year, responded
The railrcsd Official, who, while person Of
Aumor, WAS withsi q sticklsr for accuracy,
Jack and Mildred before they were
married we're always qusrreliug ~ TO
whether they would get An automobile or
: horse and trap. suppose, Of course,
Mildred finally had her wayt No; they
compromised on baby carriage. 4
--hia 0aussip--Miss Chellus seemed
awfully surprised when | told her you
could cut the figure on the I've. Mi.
0rsce--Did she, reallyi Mas Gaussip--
Yes; she said II vas bard to imagine you
cutting q figure anywhere.
TEST thought yon said you loved
Jim from the bottom Of your heart. Jess--
30 1 do. Tess--And yet you keep on Hlrt-
Ing with Tom and Dick. How can you II
700 really love Jim from the bottom Of
your hearth Jsm--well, there's still room
II the top, you know.
Dear me, abe said when she was intro
aucsd to the aspiring Young author, Isn't
i funny how people win form ideas' I had
pictured You to myself ~ somehow like the
hero Of your story. Oh. And don't you
Ind any resemblance Not . bit You
NOV, you described him ~ being hand.
ZONE and witty.
For msrcv's sake, don't put me near
ID BillIonsf said Mrs. Lookyoupg to her
friend. Why noty raid the other. He's
Iwfuliy interesting. know 1t, said Mrs.
[,ock Dung, but never 81, NEXT to him At
Inner but that he bluris out something
Ike, You rsmsmbsr back In the old pion-
,sr dayn
They we're walking out together on
,ouldisss Night under The light Of the big
ound moon, which seemed unusually
right and beautiful. Suddenly be stop
I'D. clssped his hands and cried rapturous
y o., Mary Look At the moon TO-
light. Isn't II besutiful--mAgnIncepti :
fss, s.n't II, wlllisrns she replied, with
IqsaI sntass,asm. II locks Just like . big
ris1 egg, don't u, csarf
That yoans kH. Potter bAsa queer
'sbby, said Ms. Henpeck. Whenever she
se . wedding notice In the p,psr she clip,
/ oct. ] wonder what che wants With
ham. Probably, replied her husbapd--
,alf hoping, half fearing shed catch bis
sesnisg--prcbsbly she puts them In
'csspbcok.
Willis wss psyisg visit, and be found
~ intervals between meals longer than
han usual. Amt going to ask far any
akr, be remarked At last banhiy. That's
cry nics Of yos, wiilie, said his hostess.
secass<, b. vent on loudly, Ignoring her
snark, 10 bceses where ladies 10 polite to
little boys don't have to. Willie got the