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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
cashlae; botti8bf gloucester, va.f Capital
stocltl fnxiirilfl. SO. 900 lnuhlia 81. OO
..A||.ll.!Ll..llEs /: TuRN| /.
'TOM GENERAL AYERS.
'Cofltlhiinf1 frot1l} l7Irst 13age.) M

} Continued from First ia seq Sgi
~ F.
lions further thar to continue his vigor..
/, /, /. Mn !, N. IS
WORK Ill the ranks. Like most Or INC
other leaders out hero With whom i have
Stilltr1 Il, q, :, !, u "
NJ ~ pelieSes ~ fAyets
SWoul{ uhhorse'' Colonel SSlemp if atlie5
could Hi. n J, a. 4, 4, 4 h n u -
sam ~ w as ioiWara former
siderea strnng va KS ,aI, eon-
ttnh, 4, II SOLO
tlirni,py Iro u, sitle,
,ar ~ y IL, fa y lnu ~
strn + MA 4,
haifssof rrnspcct ive8 eundiflntesy IL s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05

" Miss H ellen Spencer 1924 Cook Avenue.
st. Louis, Mo-, writes: Ks 35S 81 X N ;s
8sStt'''I gladly recommend /; Perunn to all
those who are troubled with catarrh OF
the liver. That was my trouble bio 81 for for
years, and II know all about It. was
tired, Respondent had q bad taste in my
mouth In the morning and felt generally
used up nearly all the time, took
Peruna because l lad taken bout every
thing else and felt so badly # that It
seemed imperative that 1S3 should stlll
keep on taking. s53 " H 5sg45i I'LL i5,3 sS
B 81 am like a new person, and feel per-
fectly we'll and happy. never saw
anything work like your valuable Pee
runa and 1t is a pleasure to recommend
it, to others. 3 ~ II 5sS 5&28
y Catarrh OF tho liver is q new phrase
to many people Many Will say, II
never heard OF catnrrh OF the liver but
the very people who say this may be
afflicted with the disease. y. If
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
GIGANTIC COAL
DEA||.l.C / ! \ u
Company With Capital Of I $1,000.
900 Takes Over Properties
y 5of Several Concerns.
\ fR,v,,II ,poclatcd ptcys.)


Si SCRANTON, PA.,ss August Alt was
reported to.dny,on tho best Of authority
tint ono of the largest 1cnlsE III the hiss
tory " the bitunlinotis coal business was
contaminated this week whereby q core
poraioniB known ia tile Pennsylvania
F:eeclli Creek and Eastern Coal Company,
With u cnpital OF 5000, 900 acquireg! by
g nlno ghuhdrcd nm rinety-hino year lease
MI the property and business 3of tla +
SPernsylvatla Coal and Coke Company
Beech Greek Coal {uhd Coke Company
NORTH, River Coal md Wharf Company.
controlled by tile old companies. 4.5;3s$, VI
The Importance off, this transaction will
appreciated from tho fact that
tho new company Will control npproxl-s
mntay 81 Is 900 acres OF conl funds, taking
overfOoO millions OF COZ. With forty four
coal mines ma over one thousand coke
ovens now III operation FL Tho company
VIII control the business already cstab-S
Dlishcd II, distributing coal throughout
Pennsylvania, New York, 8 N lew Jersey
and New England
Tho properties acquired are located ut
tho onstcrn end OF tho blturninous coal
fields and Nhave n shorter haul to tho 1
and New England markets
than any otler8lnrge body q coal lands M
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
NURSES ASSOCIATE
Receive Charter from Corporation
Comm ssion. t3ss8

The Alumnae E Association OF the Me-
mortal Hospital Training SCHOOL Tor
Nurses was chartered by the state ~, COR +
jects as represented in the petition for
the charter are altogether benevolent. be-
ing the advancement of its members N
promotion Of the profession OF the train.
ed nurse In the city OF Richmond and
the State Of Virginia. and the promotion
81 meeting, papers and discussion IT pro.
.fessional subjects. The incorporators of
the association are as follows :,55% NJ NJ.
5Barksdale; all or Richmond, Va.
4 The Bank OF Gloucester Gncorporated), u
Gloucester Point Va, also recelyea IA
charter: The principal office Us at Glou-
cester Point, Va. The incorpora tors a. re
B. "A. Rowe, Achilles; Va; j. NJ. Lewis.
A1yon E. Bristow, vlce-president and
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
JUDGE WAS NBRUTALL'Y 5s53
ASSAULTED$B ROBBERS

(By Associated Press 5
Al fIIT'rSBURG,SAu Aug. 4.-The condition OF
Judge William G.. Hawkins, yJr., Of the
county courts. who was &brutally assault
ed and robbed by htghWayment n ear his
thime, In this, city wv ednesday night, was
greatly improved to-day, and no anxiety
Six arrests have been made In conec-
ton with the assault, and the authorities
are rounding up i the snspi cious char.
ncters. MI $} "a f35 a II, u = 4
e Clark Duffy. one OF tho men caught in
the dragnet,' was identified by the ven
cradle jurist as one of his nssailnnts.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
ANXI0USSTO HURRY s
HARTJEs CASE$T08END

m 3g3 I5l5 ASSOCIATED r ress.)
@3PITTsBURG, Aug q II "a Omission Il was
made to-da w By detectives empl ed on
the $IIartjc case that the conspiracies
charged against at y east two Prominent
menh s result Sof the q lvorce rial chad
not been dronpcd 4; but tina pro dlngs
merely should sbe sli spen ed to q wal the
conclusion Of the argtmtc hichBs5willI
start 4 before Jlld ge r ODE 1T Frazer next
Monday. 3
II Mrs, Mary Scott &IIartje's attorneys are
frefrainlng from any m owe, n t Is under
Stood L II order to avert q continue ton OF
tho case. Arrests tathls time, It is said !,
might hinder the ending OF tho case and
cause .complt ca Ions not desired u
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
PAPA /. I.s| j !. BANDIT an
alive AND NO Fighting III
Religious Fanatic, Reported Dead,
Turns U ? With Twelve
Followers.
3(By Associated Press.)


is.yYAsHINGTON.iA Aug. 4. II p apasEI sio, the
bandit and religious fanatic who caused
SO much trouble In Occidental Negroes is
tho latest claimant for posthumpus cx-
8istence. "a ES} III NJ "
Reports have reached Washington - hat
the much feared insurrecto is still alive
and has twelve foil lowers who are assist
ing him in preparing for further reyyolu-
Stionnry movements 5s If s1f
Army officers do not credit rumors OF
Papa Isios activity and say he was ur-l
squestionnblys killed. 81 8sy u
The resurrection OF Papa Isio adds ans
other to the long list Of 55reyolu tlonlsts
who are credited with many lives. Pagan,
@Felizardo and Datto All are the best
known of the other lead ers VIII are con-
stantly being reported as alive, IN spite
sof acores Of anldavits showing when they
were killed. ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
ROYALTY TO ATTEND
GREAT RACES AT$COWES$

w BY ssocntcd IrcKA.) 355 534 ~,
III COW A EN- GLAND, AUGUST a IT Gro
Is every prospect that owes W eek
which begins. Monday, wlll prove moro
brilliant than any similar event Of res
cent years. The q attendance OF royalty.
the great attractlon FOR those who 90.
to- Cowes for 8 he social side Of the
regnttn Will be rendered more Interest,"
Ing BY tho presence this year OF King
gAltonsoBnnd Queen virtorin. Besides tho
Spanish royal couple, however, King Ed
ward and Queen Alexandra and the
PRINCE OF n1cs, and other members Of
tho royal family Will DO present. # MI
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
MRS. OSBORNE S WILL .s#
Leaves Estate Worth 100000 to
ss# Two Sons and Grandson.

(Spec,nl to The Tin,cs- Dispatch.
;s# CHARLOTTE, II. c., August THE
will OF The late Mrs. az. a. Osborne was
probated this morning, The estate Il Is
valued at 100000, and the executors are:
Thos. 3. Moore. OF Richmond. era nd son
OF Mrs. Osborne; Judge r. I. e Osborne,
of Charlotte, and Mrs. Jas. Y ". Osborne
/ OF New York, her sons. The will was
written by Mrs. Osborne herself. She
leaves the entire estate to her two sons
and randson, Mr.. Moore. Of Richmond
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
Watch Your I hirty Feet
Of Bowels! 58..
you have thirty feet 81 lntestlnes!
" What makes food travel

- -plI nav. th,rtv e., "a 1nt..t,n-s,
u w What makes food travel
! -, e Mnso,. ~, ~. =.
jail. :, "a. Irt.st;na, = Ran.1. " 81
o. vJb.n Mace II Food r,hs 4. val1,
-. H.. ,h.s. u,,soI.. y ;
I.h,nd Y and mn, !, sta,,s ! Muso,eawsSs
,,,,,ol d,,v.. !, 4,,ra,,,,, 4. -, Z III
= 4. Ioa.i. ,s .' iii
3' i .ho,,d Y !. aho,,4 /, to,,s Z ! Y "a.
oa.r,n - ~, y q. ,o,d
80, Y, I. j, - "a ah.axt,.a
~, 4 n
= 86sssS
a.. \, 1. ~. u, /. u y =. !, !, !.
I. .a"s III; -, : 800: s.s ara
va s.. ~ 80 ~. !; =, Ja,,ad
b.ss.. 81, .s;.s " -
Msu .hs ea".. 4, =. = Il. ! ! ., /, 4,
~, =, ". 80 80. = = 49, i.
pow y.1 "' ~, a a, ~ 3
W, = y, z, =, -, i, :.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
wv, G. Il u.
(spccIal to The Times Dispatch.)

-1--T71 Especial TO TIC L1lspHtC7l.J
M I.EESBU U C;, VA Aug. 4,-The Womana
Christian Temperance Union. OF Loudoun
county. has charge of the9 program at the
.Purcellville bush meeting yesterday. Repre-
iscntativas ana delegates from the organiza
ton from all parts Of Virginia were present.
.5 Mrs Howard N. lIoge. OF Lincoln, Va
the state president. md Mrs Katherine H..
Stevenson, national lecturer. of Boston,. 10 4
sliyered addresses In the morning to q vast
lconcourse of people H It8i SlS
IN the afternoon and at night the Rev
John H. Brown, an evangelist OF Missouri
delivered sermons Tho attendance was
about 4, 900. Hill S
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
To Revisit Gettysburg.

The survivors Of Pickett's Division are
making arrangements 4 for their visit to
brigade famous in nll history. The invi-5
tations which have been issued say that
the reunion may be the last, and so tbs
expected that there will besa large ga tn
veterans will leave from the Southern
Depot on Monday. Septenber 14th. ri
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
NEW PALACE HOTEL
WILL COST BIG SUM

-lBy Assoelated PressJ
sAN FRANCISCO, CAL, Aug, Alt Ia
definitely decided that tho new Palace
Hotel will cost ssooo.oO0 With t6oo. 900 al
lowed for furniture, The New York nrchl-
tects who are preparing preliminary plans
have been Instructed TO make certain
alterations which viii Increase the cost
$4,000 over the original estimate. There
are TO he 100 rooms, The additional ex-
pense VIII be for women's and mems
grllls, and the court In nearly every re-
spect the famous old court will be dupll-
Gated.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
. THE THEIR.

Forecast for Sunday and Monday: Yir-
ginla--Fair Sunday, followed by showers
and cooler Sunday night and Monday;
light to fresh south winds. z
IN west portion Sunday and Monday; light
to fresh south winds. * is 4i3 H4 n II t5 Y
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
LORD DOUGLAS ACCEPTS
\. APOLOGIZE 0F$POILL.l.C|;;E T.:
mo- Z. 4 M

VI $SS3 $4f {E3y Associated pressl .Et
PORTLAND. M FL Aug. In sthe CO Sc
OF Lord sholto 2 ougl as, who was detained
BY tie police here. It was announced to-.
day that the authorities had expressed
regrets at their mistake and Lord Douglas
said to- day that he desired to have the
matter dropped. Lord Douglas was mis-
taken by the b police authorities for q
bogus N. Lord '''s D douglas, who is wanted
by the North Carolina police on q charge
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
AUTO RUINED AND
DRIVERS INJURED
ll,x Aaaoc,atnd 1,reasA

by Associated Press.) w WI
JAMESTOWN, ~ r., Aug. 4,--lienry
st, Germaine and Charles Handy were
badly Injured In an auto accident here to-
day The machine colllded with the iron
bridge on Paramount avenue. st. German
was hurt internally and Is in critical
condition Handy, who was driving the
vehicle, suffered a broken nose and other
Injuries, The automobile. which belonged
70 Herman Groesbeck, of Plttsburg. was
ruined,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
MUCH TOBACCO SOLD.
The Opening Day Of the Season
n Very Active. n II, s43t3
aciai . . Tho rl,n, g. )l \, WI ich.

3ff Special q to Tho Times Dsra ich.) mn
I$S Sy1LL1AAsTON,83 N & c.. August 4.--55
The tobacco market opened 8up here last
EThuraday in full blast. Roanoke. y Dixie
md Farmers Warehouses selling ap-Ss
iproxlnately nfty5f thousand pounds, tho
general average being eight and one-s
sdunrter8cents. This ~ the first season
.oi tho Fnrme RS Warehouse. a
8 The market Mt Robcrsonyillc opened /
Up this week. and sold between twenty
and twenty five thousand pounds.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05

trict, has been, appointed a member OF
the Bryan RECEPTION Committee to vel.
come ~. y. & Bryan. In New, 7 ork, the lat
ter par Of thlssmonth upon the occasion
OF his return from abroad. y ##s5ji8.G
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
Blew Thirty to Pieces.
lRy Assocla ted Press.l

IN $3.50 T3y- AHsOcINttu FFtsH.J ~ ~
LONDON. Aug. "A dispatch to the
Evening Standard from MOSCOW says that
a number Of workmen there to-day had
prepared to receive with bombs n de-
tnchment Of troops sent against them
when one OF the bombs was exploded by
accident and exploded other bombs, blow
ing thirty workmcn to pieces and wound
Ing many others. The soldiers were un.
intlirpd AgJ-a5s- t5s, slsNiEH I.aEt sA#3s i$t
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
IDUCKED $LITTLE 30
.3sSs UNTIL. HE DROWNED
YI3v 4 s,a,r,.clntcl PRESS

4l a (By Associated Press u.
s. PHILADELpHlA, Aug. 4,---CharBea
with causing the death, by drowning Of
James Robert s., y years old ,.3 Ch lt'
Old we're today committed without bail.
t. await the action OF the coroner. 'rh he
three boys 4 were bathing and Roberts
who could mot swim IS said to have been q,
t.duckedoH a by his two companions iuntI
he a became exhausted and sank. n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
. Z
.-..AlENS. 6OXS'0Zz7777ZzRS><
,Rupnievski, and 10 German named Gru,ind.

Manu. llssLs$ B5& 3s
a plan to Slibcratc the political prisoners
here was betrayed to the authorities to-
day. Several servants and policemen
We're implicated and have been arrested
$ The Jewish Socialists. in a proclama-
Etion to day, urged the Jews to be ready
TO fight,Sflnd should the signal be given
they nre requested tos4nppear in the
streets armed. RI We III
The appeal has given rise+to a serious
panic and fears are also expressed that q
general railway strike may break out
here. Stringent measures have been
adopted for he preservation OF order. Il t3gl
The Polisl, Socialists o-day issued q
proclamation; admitting their RESPONSE
}biity for the recent train robberies and
5aclnoo wledging that5theyf murdered twenty
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
No Disorder at Funeral,

4 TERIONIK, FINLAND, August 4-The
funeral Of NJ. Herzensteln. who was as
sassinated at his country home. near here,
July 3lst, took place to-day There was
a large attendance at the church. There
vas no disorder 5 N
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
Government Loses Funds.

By Associated Press3 ;2
WARSAW, Aug. IA telegram from
Libau says that train robbers. to-day, be-
tween Llban and Hanpot, stole $4,000 Of
government money.
Eigh. passengers We're wounded In de-
fence Of the train Among them were
the consu-gencral Of Brazil. NJ. Won
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
Squire Thomas; Away.

4 Squire George w. Thonas,sof Henrico
county, went away Yesterday on q short
vacation until Tuesday, morning. when
his magistcral court. Mr.. Thomas will
visit at West Point and In Gloucester
county. " 75s3 "a 33, 5t;
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
Fireman Killed.
(By Associated Press

ST, THOMAS, on IL. AUG. y In q head
on collision between passenge :, trains on
inenr here to-day Flreman. Goodhle.s Of
the Perc Marquette train, and Fireman
s1Iemphili. OF tho Michigan Central !. We're
killed. The engineers saved a hemselves'
by jumping. Y, 1sS 81 g534 I'd
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05

8Ss Between tho time when a man leaves
off being too good to 90 to jail and tho
,tlma when he becomes too rioh there
interyenes Il worrIsomc period OF un-8
certainty which Is apt to DO the death
~ ia p tick t9l N II
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05

sun rises. .6.8
Sun sets, .1.S,s..7l4
AEON rises.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05

Tho TOOL and his money are parted nonei
too soon, In view of the mischief d fool
can do with money.--I'uck. Jett@$ n 4. n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
Conditions Y esterday,

{ Rlchmonds weather WAS cloudy and
hot. Range OF the therlnometer: stsl
g a. M.......,.....8l q 7. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
IL M.,...,....,......S0 A. NJ q. n.
3 j, M,,.,.,,.....SS 10 mldnignt,,,,.,..1S
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 81 FL NJ
Highest temperature yesterday... ~
Lowest temperature yesterdny.,... III
Mean temperature yosterda .,,.,.., ~
Normal temperature for AUG ust. .,,,,.,,.77
Departure from normal telnpera ture.... 03
Thermometer This Day Last Year
1, 3 MM,M... 3S ~ 81. M,,.,:....... St
q y. M........,...,6 1e midnlght,.....,,7
Ayerage..,,,...,,,.7l l-6 3
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05
Conditions in Important Cities,
Miniature Almanac

HAagfip'sNs 81 1915
Mornlng.,........t:hS.
EYenlng,..,.,'s,''o'ss
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-05

t is never too late to spend, Puck.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1906-10-27

dune antique cotonnade multicolore
ct surtout la vue immense qul seten-
DAFT perte de vue sur les vallees de
Lonpemer eft de Retournemer, don't les
lacs, ref6tant le ciel, mettaient des tas.
ches dun bleu lumineux dams lie vert
sombre des grands sapins, tout les ravlt,
tout les charma... Les jeunes femfnes
montrerent continent I'm contentement
aui Sc refeta en- orgueilleuse satisfac-
ton sur la physionomie radleuse de ie
mere Murielle.
Dependant, Alfred de Loes disait en-
core:
Ne vous snnuierez-vous pas 81 haut'
81 loin de toute societe p. ct toi. Ger
maine, ne seras-tu pas fatiguee par
cette rude cote
| Mais toutes deux d6claraient qu'elles
etaient venues a la campagne pour, y
trouver lie repos ct non pour contlnuer
Paris que plus lie MD seralt haut, plus
Fair serait pur ct bienfaisant,..
Et Pierril CONNIE sa mere, mals tous
deux mus par des sentiments tres dltfe-
rents, eprouverent la meme joie, la meme
detente d'esprit lorsque le jeune homme
conclut
Eth bien VOLTA qui est entendu'
nous restons. II ny plus qua fairt
monter nos bagages...
La mere Murielle pensait g lie Sci
gneur entefdu mes chapelets ct ac
cepte ma neuvaine H."
Pierril, 6bloui, Sc disait !: "Elle va ha
bitter sous mon toit ie la verrai d tou
. instant -
Et une sorte d'ivresse heureuse lie
, tourdissait.
Pendant ce temps, Lise, lie pauvr
petit Liseron. oubli6e sous lie gran
hetre par son Pierril, qui s'6tait iaiss
E absorber par ces bellies danes au pom
t de navoir meme pas songe tourner
, tete pour lui adresser un petit signe di
mite, Sc levait lentement, eft, penoht
: vers la terre, ayec un profoad soup
cherche tout au fond de son tendre cni
aimant. ,reprenait, plus lasse, plus d
couragee, lie chemin de sa triste deme'
re-. Dams sa consciencieuse petite an
:, blanche, ellie Sc faisait I'm reproche
ne pas Sc senir assez contente 6e
!. que son cher Pierril edt enin trou'
les locataises tant souhaites.
IS
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1906-10-27
/ II

Cuelaues heures plus tard, les males
dse nouveaux h6tes de la ferme murlel-
lie ayant etc apportees par Charley sur
le grand chariot qui ssrvait au trans
port des toiles, Marguerite Albaneue
penchait sa tete rose ct blonde dams lie
fouillis de verdure de sa fenetre, ct,
apercevant Pierril, debout, immoblie
sous lie portal de la petite ehapelle,
plonge dams une profonde meditation,
ellie lappela gaiement
Monsieur Pieril ! Ia peu daide,
lie vous prie.. Impossible de METRE
teutes mes robes dams vos etroites ar
moires... Venez, sill vous plait. me plan
ter quelques clous.
Pauvre Pierril /! II etait subitement
devenu dune timidite 81 incroyable, lul,
le grand dedaigpeux du village, Gu
lui sembla intolerable de faire ces quel-
ques pas, la, sous les yeux rieurs qui lie
regardaient curieusement.
| En- meme temps son ceur battait
dune emotion inconnue, vioiente e1
donce.
II monta pourtant. avec une CROSSE
poign6e de clous ct un marteau. Sur Il
palier. il s'arreta devant la porte de !;
chamhre r'ouverte. ct la leuDe hll
, rappela encore
-Entrez vite venez voir ce cham
de bataille l..
II entra. ct, d'abord. il ne vit qu'elle
, debout. au milleu lie la piece, paraissan
absorber toute la inmiere du ciel, rayon
mantle dams une legere robe de batist
q blanche, don't les manches laissaien
: yoir. bien au -dessus du coude, les bra
frais ct purs ct cercles dor.
. Ellie Sc NIT rire disant
! voyez quelle detresse!... on east
tout celia ?
Pierril regarda autoar deux ii resi-
!. stupefait deyant ACKNOWLEDGMENT dol
n Jets de toilette feminine, epars sur to'
x les meubles...
Ellie Wit SOD ahnrisssment ct ri enc
is re. mais. impatiemment, ellie alonta
,e aIlons. vite. aidez moi youle
]; v,as. Piantez un clou Ia. ct enco
Is Ia.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1906-10-27
a Serious Breach.

Intimate FrienG-What was the
breach Of senatorial courtesy of which
you accused. Senator Grahall?
Senator Grafton fhercelyl-Why, the
scoundrel approached the interests |
represent and offered to work for %
pel cent. less legal expenses than
they're paying me.--Puck-
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1906-10-27
Chance for Him.

! Gotrox tdolefnllyoII hear: you are
Ieoing to marry MIR. Goodwin h
There any truth in the report?
/ Miss DeSweet-f should say not-e1
unless he should suddenly fall nell
ito a fortune and then ask me.-Chl-
teaeo Daily News.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1906-10-27
When Hone Was Dead.

/ He had managed it at last.
~ HI yon marry rre;; sweetest ne
.murmured in faltering accents.
~Well,'' she said, ito tell you the
truth. Reginald, after all this time.
was beginning to wonder myself.
They wondered On.
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T,ave's Lshor Lost.

Projectors putsin three whole
months worrying ever which OF two
girls he woffd cheese for his wife.
Joe-Wells what wa the result?
Fred-Wheh he finally got ready to
propose he discovered that neither OF
them would have hLm.-Chicago Daily
News
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Eis Finish.

"scadsby showed a good deal OF
promise when he vas. a yolfng chap,
remarked the man who was revisit
Ing the town of his youth. How
did he come out?"
Never amounted to anything" said
Old Resident, after he was elected
the most popular rlan in the town. :
Detroit Free Press
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His Complaint.

EFT has been proven said the magis-
.trste. that yon struck your wife,
.sna-
-say, Judge" interrupted the defend
=nt 4 stood her bossln as long as
gould"
THAT doesn't excuse You She is the
weaker vessel. and
Weaker vessel, ehf Then why does
she carry SO much saiIs philadelphia
Iaress zsz-i.ss.ssss
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Not What He Meant

Mr.. Courtenay tfatteringly1-i had
the blues awfully when | came here
tonight. Miss Fisher. but they are all
gone now. You are as good as medl-
cine.
Miss Fishers Little Brother-fes
father himself says she'll be a drug
IN the market if she doesn't catch
some fellow soon.-Tit Bits.
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Marie-TIis wife "nags' him awfully.
Clara-Why9
Marie For driviag a nag instead OF
IN auto.
Ciara-weil, shs certainly hasn't
horse sense. Chicago Daily News.
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Proof.

.Hei be rich man one of these.
days"
-.He doesnt think So"
~How do yon know
because he is in favor of an income
tax,-Houston Post
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This Would Help Some

,r,;s world would be a pleasant place
II cunningly all men might learn
fro make their salaries keep pace
with what their wives pretend they
earn.
. r.h;caeo Record-Fssrald.