Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
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do you think the widow viii break
his will" Wont be necessary. She
old that long before she became a Wild
owl Philadelphia Ledger.
Maid-Are YOU ut home to Mrs.
Toncy, mum? She's at the door Mis-
tress l am IL she has n new hat on
not otherwise. Cleveland Leader.
Inert Ike-Wot does 'procrastinatc"
mean! homeless Homer-To put off.
Inert lke-Gee, but wuzn't we procras-
tinated from dat fast freight !-Cleve
land Leader.
Jones What do you think of the
Louvre gallery Smith Dust back 49,
oh, the pictures are pretty good hut
there are no Jokes underneath them. --
New York Sun.
Christian Science Mother Eleanor
what is the matter? Christian Science
Child-Oh, mamma, got terrible
error of the mind in my stomach
Medical Journal.
Strawler- I've seen Snippem. the
tailor, going up TO your studio every
day for week. Is he sitting for you?
Dauher-No, he's laying for me-
Cleveland Leader
Madge They say she is very clever.
hut have never noticed It. Marjorie
or course not. She says all the clev-
er things about you after you have
gone. Harper's Bazaar
New York Man Why do they cali
Boston "the HubT' San Francisco
Man Because the swlftest part of the
country Is the furthest from il, /
guess. Cleveland Leader.
do you joke writer's ever make
Jokes at your own eNpenseG For the
first few years all our jokes are made
that way. After that, If we're lucky.
we get paid for EN-" En-
Mother Has Charles proven himself
Ia be thoroughly ahstemious manq
June Bride-Yes, indeed! He partic-
ularly abstnins from giving me any
money Detroit Free Press.
There are too many grafters in the
world, said the patriotic citizen I'm
QUESTIONABLE" answered Senator Scr
ghum; pretty soon there won't he
enough graft to go round. ~ Washing
ton Star.
Miss Passey A fortune teller has
| told me where | should find my future
| husband. Mrs. Stuplate Goodness
! give me her address at once. Perhaps
she could tell me where my present one
is.-Judge
Hixl don't believe half our rich
men know when they are well off. Dix
Where did you get that idea? Hix-
AT the court house ! was down there
this morning looking over the tax lists
Chicago Daily News.
Dear John" wrote Mrs. Newlywed
! from the shore, II inclose the hotel
bin Dear Jane, | Inclose check"
wrote John, but please don't buy any
more hotels at this price they are rob
bling you. Smart Set
Sporting Customer-A pound of
cheese, please. Grocer Gorgonzola or
Cheddar? Sporting Customer Oh /
don't care, Start 'em both across the
| counter and I'll take the winner
Philadelphia Telegram.
Cabby / ad beard like yours
once, but when | found what II made
me look like got II cut Off Busy
Aa' | had n fnce like yours once, an
when ] found | couldn't get it cut off
grew a beard Punch
"Do you know anything about this
nOtei' asked the man from the col
lection agency, sternly. The impecu-
NOUS one looked at the paper careful
Is. NO" he decided, II can't say that
ever met Cleveland Leader.
Mrs. Goode Ga clersymans wife,
Ny husband always says n short pray
or before each neal. The New Cook
Indignantly Well he needn't take
slch precautions phwile I'm NJ tn
range; I'm no cookin school grad
oOatc Puck
Friend What's that big box on the
front Of your machinel AutomoaiUst
That's camera for taking moving
pictures. You see, 70 50 fust / don't
have time t. look at the scenery and
so ! photograph 1t as 1 20 along
LI"ustration
Daughter No, mamma, Harold has
not proposed yet that IS, 10 IN 50
mnuy words Mother Mercy Oh me-
Jane, You must not wait for words!
Proposals are mostly made up Of signs.