The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-06-10
TIE CENTRE
Batch Opens . Night Session and
,hs Son ~ ihs King u Spain
psops In,


hyfHr faitfti Nv f@tulsnha ~ w" pNf""
eas strongly fsnlnlscsut N 4 Rtsnlena
Htutar aafaes, Aad the surroundings wsrs
~ elposyful ~ tha Mofgue, Witch IL hut anf.
prlslne, ~ The ifcn Run u me name N
The piscs.
few N the eortUuta Wefs lying IN
benches IN a c5fnatesa condition, havina
fasaei tho belilUyss etaee kl1ut twenty
othara eat about the room, Tho faychos
loOcal mumens had arrived fof openlha Tho
c~rhvefasslono.
That lie. evety moullh present escep, q
few human srohars who wefe a,ill %clafluf.
IND Tor more asellys had seemingly oahed
up all tho combustihlea hts yathhe ~.
racity could Accommodate and was hlled
with a burning dcaife 10 be heard on mat.
tors q vers and Rindty. Butch Harris, whoe"
sayings we're always taken ~ by euthorty'
openei the talkfeet,
Hutch'a activities bauofns tufbulene
around election time, NJ hs eSperleh1 IN
marshalling colonis,s IL Invaluable TO 'he
leader Of the district. A. all other times
they remain uuieecent. Butoh's cnunte-
narce 10 m, n obine In interest, but its pro-
nounced uglineas would s,agger q baccha-
nalian gargoyle. II has ths warm, luxuri@ht
lingo Of an overripe tomato, and IL framed
IN bonnet string whiskers a the color and
texture Of frowzy buffalo fur.
AS youse gents knows, I'm In politics,
he began, 'but wot gits my goat u dis
spiel In de newspapers bout de 6ullivans
pikinR MP 70 Goulash %avenoo. among DO
Polaka an do 'ristoraotio cave jewellers
OF de Fast Side
sMebbe It's cos o. dat scrap Little Tim
had wild de Bord o. Estimate an 0poehun-
ment bout givin' contraoks, an desc here
Re%aposhunment ducks IL tryin' to git
hunk wild EN- suggested one-eyed Oil
ligan.
Its a wunder, Chile. how fur youse
can zee wild dat wun lamp o. yourn.' re-
| plied Butch. But me to real work afore
I'll mosey up dere where dey puts paprika
| insted o. mulhgan in dere mixed ale.'
sHeyi Listen herel Dis dago dump
trimmer seq de Mayor O. Dublin isa guinea
spoke up Orutoh Dolan.
sThrue fer tn greaser, an he's right.
It's mesilf warruked on tn same galley
wild Giuseppe on the Freemdn's journal
twinty years ago. Phat's wrong wild i'm,
man dearpS put In q derelict compositor
who hasn't set up q stiokful In ten years.
Faith an some s~quarehead will como
along wan o. those days an claim st. Pat
rick was O Swede,' muttered Crutch.
Right here one Of the sleepers, an ex-
sailor Of the navy, fell Of the bench with
O crash.
Keep your eye on the American fagl
T'hell with the Greasersl' he shouted, and
again relapsed into coma.
swot's dat?' called Schnitsy, the boss
from the front room.
"A piece O. yer brio-a-brao just fell,
answered a ragged wag.
From over In O dim corner foated these
words, sung TO a swinging tune that started
q pedal accompaniment all through the
room:
On a bright warm day in de month O. May
A big burly tramp came a hiking:
He looked at de tree an he ser, seq he.
dis Ia very much to my liking
On dat very same day along dat way
A fat cycle cop came a hiking;
He looked at de bum an he sea 'Ahumi
Dis is where youse quit yer piklng.'
"Shet UP dat singin', Jinty Sheehan.
Dye wanter put dis bungalow on der fr1tzI'
NScuse me, boss, but me larynx box win
MARBLE wen de hops Is working
AS the oommotion ceased Jim the Stem
~nervously entered through the side. door.
He had been over in Pell street. He had
his yen with him, but what was OF more
moment to the party, he had also several
pieces Of silver.
sFiil up the trough, schnitsy, and see
that they don't put their forefeet In it,
he ordered.
The basins were promptly filed and as
DO It again. be said and schnitsy did
being the SON Of the King OF SIAM
began Jim, Il naturally know something
about white elephants. Tonight l bought
a herd Of fifty, and left them IN the Chink
theatre over In Doyers street. Paddy Null
len is going to catch fifty white mice IN his
Mott street trap, and I'm going to pull OF
a 20 between the -pachyderms and the
rodents-Hal I think I see q few Of the
white rats climbing in Butoh's whiskers
.wowl wowl Make him quit; schnitsy,' .
howled Butch.
sGwanl Amt de gent spending his gfue3
Let him fan himself. returned a moujik
With a e It'll r am saa s thiTsti .sm srse, NOW,
Better cook EN- an dey won't take hold
so hard,' i%nterposed Sloppy Shea. who
"Speakin' Of DOPE" remarked Gimpy
months, did yer ever hear how jerome got
de cigarette habit2 No? Well, twas dis
way. Up on old Mr.. Jerome's farm dere
was a orchard Of cigarette trees, and little
Willie ulster go out 10 ue OTcnarO eNTy
mornin' an, pick a bunch Of sweets of n
de trees. Being a wise kid. he lit 'em up,
an Jest nacherly got de habit
Jaw, smoke up, Gimpl It's a good ting
fer youse he was smokin' a mild brand
wen he made it ~t'irteen months instead o.
two wears, for cracking dat guinea on de
pecan wild a monkey wrench, put in Daneen
Boyle.
Don't git pusson1, gents,' interrupted
Butch.
Here the Boss tried Intellectually to awaken
the fallen sailor.
Look at dat big, salt NUT dere. wild his
skin full o. boozel he said in disgust. Il
ast i'm dis mornin' to bring up a small
keg from de cellar, an he sed dat a hook
worm stung i'm when he was in Porto Rico,
an he want able to work since
just then another bum went down with
a thud.
@One o. yer oil paintin's has fell out O. his
frame, Schnitsy," ohuokled the wag.
A little old fellow called The Ham here
piped up in a squeaky voice:
tDat bun tosser wild de banana legs dat
runs st. Andrews coffee stand roun' de
corner, SEE he's goin' to chuck de job an
practise medicine. Got a diplomy from
Bellevue
Now, wouldn't dat fret yer liverl' COM
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