The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-10-31

/ reciprocity ldea OF patrohlzlnS nome
trade.
Reduced rates of fares take effect
Nov. LIST on all the leading lines of
railroads.
1t is said that all trunk lines are to
abolish half rate to ministers after
January next.
The man who pleases everybody in
obtaining office may please them moro
III leaving it.
The only time some fellows are sat
lstied to work overtime is when they
a.e making fools of themselves.
Stockholm aud Buda Pesth are said
To be the towns possessing the best
telephone systems in existence.
Trolley success will now be won on
the principle that every reduction in
fare on the railroads has tendency
to make railroad traffic more popular.
A deaf and dumb person who is
fairly expert ut finger language, can
speak about forty-three words min
ute.
There ought to be some method of
restraining people who dodge in or
der to avoid getting what IL coming
to them.
Pennington Seminary has had $50,
600 bequeathed to it by two persons.
One of them contributing Se5, 600 and
the other 5000. The names of the
giYers are not made public.
After blankets have been washed
and hung on the line and are thor
oughly dry, beat with carpet beaten
They will become soft and light aud
the wool like new.
Senator Smoot advises the Nor
mons to buy land and then hold
ON to it, Most of the trouble in the
west has come from holding on to
land that was not bought
American women are the best in
the world says Sir Thomas Upton.
lie may have said this when some one
asked him what he thought of
American yachts.
Those who pretend to know from
experience say that beans will grow
better on white birch poles than on
any other wood. Even if you white
wash the poles you cannot fool the
beans. Try it next season.
The Frenchtown Star says that
Nelson Fisher. living in that borough
was 81 years old ON the 10Th of Au-
gust. 1906, and Joseph DalrYmple,
another resident, will DO 90 years of
age If he lives until February Is, 1907.
Have you wife who sees all your
good points and knows nothing about
those that are bad, who loves Won and
trusts You better now than she did
when first You and she stood up to-
gether and said 81 do?" II You have
such wife you are rich, no matter if
there is not a dollar in the bank.
The State Board of Education has
issued an order to all the county.
State and city suporintendents of
public schools that hereafter on rainy
days the session shall be held only
during the morning hours. Previous
ly schools were continued in session
until one o'clock. Now they will be
dismissed Mt twelve.
The condition of some of the pave
ments on some of the principal streets
in this city makes ii dangerous to ven
tnre on them after dark. The brick
ones are the worst, ono in particular
having several bricks out in one
place has caused n number of persons
to stumb @ and fall. This IL not re-
cent occurrence either but it il pillow
ed to go on.
All gosslps nre not women, not by
any means. There's no more inyet-
crate old troublemaker than the gar
rulous man who splits hairs ovor all
TINT his neighbor does or is going to
do. man can drop poisonous
word here and there quite as deftly as
the woman gossip Manchester IN.
H. Union
The man who owns his home ia in
position that the renter can never
reach. The renter usually finds that
his rent il too high, or ho is dissats-
fled for some reason and il restless
and discontentment stalks upon him.
He wants to move. He does not take
the same interest in municipal affairs,
in his own affairs, nor is he solicitors
of his neighbors as the man who owns
his home.
Every man, woman and child living
in the State of New Jersey would have
1851 81 if n sum of money equaling in
value the manufactured product Of
all the mills and factories Of the State
were to be divided equally. If this
sum, which equals $775, Gl9, 025, were
to be divided among the 2G6, 337 wage
earners who make their living in New
Jerseys factories and mills, each one
would receive 81, 90S, sum sufficient
to build home for each family, with
a neat sum left over.
Nathan Anderson, farmer near
Califon, lost valuable COW in pecu-
liar manner. Sunday the animal was
taken i'll, but after n corncob was re-
moved from her throat she seemed all
right. She was again taken i'll and
died suddenly afterward When cut
open, the stomach was lined with
eight and tenpenny nails and other
foreign substances. 1t is believed she
ate the nails while eating the barley
grains which are shipped in car load
H. Mill nYa