The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-03-10

angle of As degrees, then his body be-
gins as the stock brokers would say, to
show activity with a heavy downward
tendency. The Dickson fall is a dis
tinctive affair 1t is worth your time
and money to see.
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During the Peacock encounter a
group of local attorneys and others
gathered in the store to josh the mem
bers of the rival garrisons They stood
i'm the midst of the carloads of booze
and made insulting remarks about
what would happen if the factions had
to stay all night in the place one man,
by way of testing which faction was
in charge of the store advanced bravely
to the counter and offered to pay a
bill Both sides came forward and
offered acceptance any old way, and he
retired in confusion. Just then a ia
nous local tank passed the door.
Chillingworth suggested that the rivals
retire for the night and give him
job i'm the store as Waterman.
But" said Broker Bivens, what
would he do for a drink when he woke
i'm the morninE?"
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| have a friend in Pawaa who is
raising chickens. In fact everyone is
raising chickens just now. 1t is get
ting to be a fad,-even social fad,--to
such an extent that we shall soon have
chicken parties, at which cur society
| leaders will show their pets. A Pink
Rooster tea, for example, would be a
novelty that would Promote. There
could be Buff Cochin teas, Black
! Spanish teas, Bantam teas, as well as
! Game ones. But I don't want to ad-
wise society but to tell of my Pawaa
chicken ranch. The lady who is run
ming it set her first hen recently. The
| eggs were from her own fowls and she
| had gathered them day by day until
a hen went pupule and demanded a
chance to sit on them. To the utter
| amazement of the owner, the chickens
| all came out on the same day, after
three weeks of patience. why" said
the fair owner Just think of it,!
There is at least a weeks difference in
the times when those eggs were laid"
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Tourists with cameras are very nu-
merous about Honolulu just now, es-
pecially about the government build
ings, and thereby hangs tale of a
complaint made by a man whose bust
ness keeps him about the Capitol. 81
think it's about time I began to charge
for 'sittings.'" he said. "Why should
photographs of my manly form and
rugged masculine beauty be obtained
free by every wandering sightseer who
wants to poke camera my way?
can't walk from the judiciary to the
Capitol building without finding some.
one with picture machine pointed my
way. AS the days go by I must be
speeding in the mails all ov the Unit
ed States and Europe. Children OF
fond parents in far distant lands must
be gazing lovingly at photos of the
Hawaiian Palace and asking one an
other Who is that fine-looking gentle
man just leaving the buildings?' III
bet the Oregon girls have sent me al
over the Web-foot state. Either the
Promotion committee ought to pay me
for this or I ought to charge the tou.
rists something for filling in their pic.
lures
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And now it is said that the Japanes,
demagogue press,-there are scores OF
little sheets scattered all over the isl,
ands nOw-is kicking that the Molo.
kans, Russians, are being treated bet.
ter than they are. In the Language
of the modern Childe Harold. "What