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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-26

Was out II form. and later Ia the
gans struck out twics. an unusual
performance for him
oolras IN tire Third
la the third the fireworks be
xaa. Back Franks made a hit. and
Al error and Graham bit. scoring
Franks The neat tao were outs.
bat Smith drove Ia another Fun.
aud bases on balls issued 10 Dew.
areamx and Hackett forced In the
third. and winning run. No hits
wsro made off Oscar after that.
AMI but on. other man reached
first base.
Seattle warmed mp in the eighth
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-26
Threw corbstt Down.

lie cut OF the hand that fed
hiiu when h. threw Haff3 Gorbeft
down. tie squafest sport IA Amer
lea. aud fhs man Uho made Nolan
Nelson's manager. Didn't he WEIGH
on 4 hundred dollar bet With Horace
Fgbeu7 Didn't hs cause the 90
sifh NcGoysrn 20 be called OF once
ia Philadeiphia Didut he throw
hits club partners down ~ Butte ?
Didn't he throw his friend. Matt
f.arkin. down with a thud IN San
Francisco and isn't be today one u
the most unpopular fellows Ia the
business Why then wouldn't he
hsad It 20 tire poor. unspphiaiicatri
Mexican who aocEut know any
fhinR bnt 10 fiaht7
/ do blame Tom AcCarey for not
Insisting on beth men placing a
raah apnea rance forfeit This would
have protected the public and no
matter shat discussion may have
arisen - 10 weight and other such
details ID. men would have had 90
bon anyway. bat taking Il all In al
Nolan IL the man Who Justly de
serves 20 b. criticised
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-26
Brske the silsnes.

They yelled al every plaY aud
when the pitchers warmed 40 thsf
yelled some more In a EinKefY
crowd their pfuAcnc. would have
been overlooked. but IN the usual
funural silence that accom- panisa 4
week asy game here theY wsr. IN
dulY proulnsat
And thea the toks happened A
policeman wahbled down the ateps.
aud Ia the impressive tone Of ths.
iaw ordered the yelling pues 30 De
siat The idea A policeman. =
plain cop. siepping a man from yell.
ing ~ a ball game II II enoash to
make any real fan take up pinochis
Tor hiA excitement The poor ea.
tha4tasfs. one Of whom as an oat.
Of town man and dsdut understand
the deep significance and lmpress.
iveusNa % Seattle ball game. Nute
hnmhlsd and crushed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-26
COP S|LENCES
JOYOUS FANS
sALL PARK aLuGcoAr CAN'T
STAND FoR HtLARfTY ANY
NolsiER THAN THAT OF wAV.
ma OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Seattle fandom and the spirit
with witch the great national gam.
Is received here. Eot an awful
bawlout~ yesterday - tao Owe
enthusiastic and apparently bibu.
These two men. 70 aay nothiaE Of
their dox. took prominent places In
the Erandstnna aud pfuec~ted ia
make their pFeaeace felt BY hoSt.
ink wildly and Futhlesaif whether
a man hlt tbs ball or famed out
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-26

Those fellows play bslli Say, they
cant play. Row can they play bail
when their minds are on seu1sthina
slsel A man can't play ball. or run
bank, or shave, or Do anything
else u his minds not on his work.
I sgish sas cut ~ the ball park.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-26
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

uaifaf.sa wsirasr So Hrtiei. Hnafks ara
Doom. Efapirea 81 sffssHtar aad fanHay
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20

in virtue in the degree that It be-
comes fixed in the sense OF
preserving unalterable records OF
past utterances. 1t is absurd to
claim. on the other hand, that a
language must never be charged,
modified or adjusted to new con-
ditions. Chief Justice Fuller IS
not necessarily to be set down with
the opponents of spelling reform
because he permitted himself the
utterance of an expressive All
in court He did the spelling re-
formers a good service by directing
their attention to the fact that
they must not reform the language
backward. Washington Star.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
Subscribe to THE HERALD.
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian Tube When this tube IS lntiam-
ed YOU have a rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when it is entirely clos
ed, Deafness is the result, and unless the
inflammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inhaIned condi-
ton of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cnre. Send for circulars free.
F. JCHENEY s Co., Toledo. o.
Sold BIZ. Druggists $50
TaleHali's Family for constipation
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A Good Excuse.

An officer of a certain regiment
was one morning inspecting his
company on parade when he came
to an Irishman who had evidently
not shaved for some days. Hating
in front of the man, he said, 'Doyle,
how is it you have not shaved this
morning."
"Oi have, sorr," was the reply.
GLOW dare you tell me that, "
said the officer, with a beard on
you like that? ?"
"Well, sorr," said Paddy, cts
loike this: There's only one shaving
glass in our room, and there was
nine of US shaving at the same
time, and maybe Oh shaved some
other chaps face" -Pearson's
Weekly.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
THE PERFECT WAY.
Scores Of Brownsville ..Citizens Have
Learned 1t.

If you suffer from backache,
There is only one way TO cure it.
The perfect way is to cure the
kidneys.
A bad back means sick kidneys.
Neglect it, Urinary troubles fol-
low.
Doan's Kidney Pills are made
for kidneys onlv.
Manuel Reyes, baker of 500 Lin
coin Ave, Laredo, Texas, says:
I was feeling run down and not
at all as l should and the kidney
secretions were altogether too fire.
quert. Ny back hurt me at times
with sharp shooting pains that al
most took my breath away. 1 came
to the conclusion that my kidneys
were out of order so procured box
of Doan' S Kidney Pills. They did
the work in a short time, clearing
up the kidney secretions and re-
moving the pain in my back. To
anyone suffering as 1 did my adj
vice is to use Doan Kidney Pills.
Plenty more proof like this from
Brownsville people. Call at !. l..
Putegnat & Bro. S drug store and
ask what customers report.
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan s
and take no other.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
UNITED STATES ENGINEER OFFICE,
TRUST COMPANY BUILDING.
GALVESTON, TEXAS.

November IA, 1906.
To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
The Board of Engineers for
Rivers and Harbors will hold
public hearing upon the following
matters at Corpus Christi, Texas,
November "a, 1906 at 10 a. m.
Improving Arkansas Pass, Texas.
Inland waterway from the Rio
Grande River, Texas, to a connec-
ton with the Mississippi River at
Donaldsonville, Louisiana.
Navigable channel from Corpus
Christi through Turtle Cove to
Arkansas Pass.
The Board will be pleased to
have ali interested persons appear
before it for the presentation of
facts bearing upon the necessity
and desirability of the United
States undertaking the proposed
improvements.
While oral statements are OF
value, important facts and statistics
should be submitted in writing for
the Board, in order that they may
become of record in accordance
with law. Very respectfully,
EDGAR JADwIN,
Major, Corps of Engineers,
u. S. Army.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
a Ride For His Temner.

A certain farmer living near the
town of Derby having got himself
disliked on account Of his quarrel
some habits, the other farmers de-
cided one night to cool him down a
bit. At midnight the farmer was
disturbed by a voice shouting,
'FYour horse is stolenp
The irate farmer hurried on his
clothes and, fastening to the door,
asked, (Which way has he gone"
Toward f." replied one of the
farmers.
Another offered the loan of a
horse he bestrode, which offer the
sleepy farmer accepted. After rid
ing all night he found himself at
daylight next morning riding his
own horse.-London Tit-Bits.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
Be Cheerful.

Learn to laugh. A good laugh
is better than medicine. Learn
how to tell a story. A well told
story is a sunbeam in a sick room.
The world is too busy to care for
your ills and sorrows. Learn to
keep your troubles to yourself.
Learn to hide your pains and aches
under pleasant smiles. No one
cares whether you have the ear
ache, headache or rheumatism.
Don't cry. Tears do well enough
in novels, but are out of place IN
real life. Learn to meet your
friends with a smile. A good hui
mored man or woman is always
welcome, but the dyspeptic is not
wanted anywhere and is nuisance
as well. Above all, give pleasure.
Lose no chance of giving pleasure.
You will pass through this worlde
but once. Any good thing, there
fore, that you can show to any
human being, you had better do
now; do not defer or neglect it,
for you will not pass this way
again. Mineola Courier.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
Rio Grande Railroad.
No Elk Post Facto
Spelling Reform.

Chief Justice Fuller's exclama-
ton when the solicitor general
quoted the late Justice Bradley as
writing thru i'll a decision
emphasizes one of the limitations
which the advocates of the SIM
plihed spelling must recognize.
even though their modified or
biography finds universal favor.
Does the official or personal
adoption of the new spelling
warrant It's application to the writ
ings of those who passed away be-
fore the proposition to cut out the
useless letters of the language
was preached? This question IS
especially pertinent in court, far
more so than outside of those
precincts of precision. 4 judicial
decision is a fixed fact, an unal-
terable document. Possibly the
Chief Justice had in mind the
danger of permitting even the
alteration of a single letter in a
quotation from the formal and
official utterances of the highest
court. If an attorney may change
the spelling of word in quoting
from an authority may he not
change the word itself? There is
no question in such a connection
about the necessity for rigidly
adhering to the original text.
Had Justice Bradley written
honour" in his decision it would
be necessary to quote him as writ
ing honour" even though that
usage has long since passed in the
United States.
The man who quotes Chaucel
writes as Chaucer did, with all hi:
strange and uncouth combination:
of useless letters aud his elision'
Of letters that modern writers
regard as essential. The mar
who misquotes Shakespeare BY
undermining his spelling is frownec
upon as an iconoclast or al
seuoramus. This rule IS peyemp
tory. 4 written language gain
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
An impossible Photograph.

Business was not booming at the
little studio.
"Only one order yesterday" said
the photographer, "and that was
an impossible one. A lady came in
with her little daughter. She had
seen, she said, my famous photo
graph of a little girl kissing herself
on the mouth in a mirror, and she
wanted her child taken likewise,
only she had scruples against kiss
ing on the mouth on account of
germs, and so she wanted me to
photograph the youngster kissing
itself in the mirror on the fore
head"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
A Step Saver.

When Mrs. Flatleigh chose the
refrigerator with the mirror in the
front door of it Flatleigh laughed.
"Of course" exclaimed Mrs. Flat
leigh, bridling at once, ga man has
no interest in. saving his wife's
steps"
"Steps, N.Y.
'But possibly he can appreciate
the advantage of her being able to
get dinner half again quicker
through not having to run to some
other part of the house every time
she wonders how her hair is looking
or her apron behind or somethingp
Puck.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
The Presidents Cabinet.

President Roosevelt is making
the members of his cabinet useful
to a greater degree than any OF his
predecessors did. He sends Taft
all over the world to sit on the
lid" when there is an eruption or
the threat of one; he is sending
Cortelyou to New York 10 size up
the political situation. Metcalf IS
going to California to look into the
exclusion of Japanese children from
the schools, and some of the other
secretaries have been assigned to
make political speeches in Penn
sylvania and Ohio. The President
evidently believes i'll making the
hired men work for their salaries
-SavaRnah News.
Subscribe to THE HERALD.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
Points on a Point.

A student undergoing examina-
ton in the principles of mechanics
was asked, 'EWhy viii not a pin
stand on its point ?" He returned
the following answer: in the first
place, a point is defined By Euclid
as that which has no parts and no
magnitude, and how can pin stand
on that which has no parts and 10
magnitude? In the second place, a
pin viii not stand on its head ; much
less, therefore, VIII it. stand on its
point Thirdly and Ist.g It viii If
yoa stick It IN hard enoagh.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
A GREAT MANS SILENCE.
Calmly Disnified Under the Most Try
ing Circumstances.


A great man whose wife was de-
voted to him, but was subject to in
sane attacks of Jealousy and resent
ment, was once visited at his eodn-
try house by two old time friends.
He welcomed them with marked
cordiality, and, seating himself be-
tween them on the piazza, was soon
deep in confidential conversation.
While he was listening to what they
had to say and occasionally replying
to an argument which seemed TO
him more plausible than logical the
door behind him was suddenly open
ed, and from it emerged his wife,
with an angry face and pail of wa
Ter.
Without a word she deliberately
upset the pail and drenched him
from head to foot. The two friends
sprang to their feet in establishment
and caught sight of the resentful
woman retreating into the house
with triumphant air.
The man who had been subjected
to this shower bath arose without
word, went into the house and in
ten minutes returned to the piazza,
having made complete change of
dress.
His friends were still in the yard
and were wishing that they could be
transported by balloon or magic car
pet to their own homes, where they
would not be witnesses of strange
and embarrassing domestic scenes.
Their host called to them and
placed the chairs on the piazza.
When they were all seated he re-
sumed the conversation with the
simple remark, CAS- I was saying,
my friends" and then went on with
the discussion, picking up the thread
where it had been dropped and max
ing no reference to what had hap
pened.
He was quiet and dignified and
did not betray in his manner a trace
of the modification and annoyance
which his wife's exasperating attack
must have caused.
A weaker man would either have
appealed to his friends for sympathy
or striven to apologize for the
strange and irrational conduct Of
the woman. He had neither accusa-
ticns to make nor excuses to offer.
He strove to put his friends at ease
by diYerting their attention from
the painful exhibition of his wife's
infrmity by engaging them in ami
mated conversation.
So successful was he that the three
were soon laughing, chatting and
arguing together as though nothing
unpleasant had happened.
When the time came for the two
visitors to drive to the station to
take a train their host said goodby
to them at the gate with the re-
mark that they had had delightful
afternoon together.
The great man loved his wife and
knew that she was not responsible
at all times for her caprices and re-
sentiments. Unwilling to talk about
her infrmities, even with old and
trusted friends, he acted with rare
self possession and good taste in
maintaining rigid silence and leav-
ing them to infer for themselves the
reasons for his reserve.-Glasgow
Times.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20
Notice.

Notice is hereby given that no
more shooting will be allowed be-
tween the freight and passenger
oepots along the railroad track or
within range of houses in the city
limits. GEO. CoNNoR'
Chief of Police.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20

Don't pull every flower that
blooms. Some thrive best on
their own stems. Some joys you
will have most if you're not too
selfish to leave them to others.
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"The Gulf Coast Line"
"A NEW AND BETTER WAY
TO
San Antonio, Fl. Worth, Dallas, and All

POINTS NOIL0 q EdSt'
Leaves Brownsville 49,: .-o:+o d. ~
Arr. san Antonio via Placedo) .S:4o p M.
Arr. North Texas next morning iva
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morning via bay City,.
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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-20

Loan sharks infest the sea of
finance.
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TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 20, 1906.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-05-15

in harmony with the lower house for
large reforms.
,. Amnesty. the suggestion being SO
worded az not to wound the sensibility or
the emperor calling attention TO the fact
that all remarkable occasions In Russian
history have been marked by an act OF
grace and urging the strong claim TO
clemency OF those who, striving for lib
erty. transsressed lawful limits without
being guilty OF crime.
POLICE CAPTAIN KILLED.
Warsaw, May 15.-While Police Capt.
Constantinoff was standing I'm Marshal
kowska street at Z o'clock last evening
with two policemen and four soldiers
young man threw a bomb into the group.
The explosion OF the bomb literally tore
Capt Constantinoff TO pieces and severely
wounded a policeman and six other per-
sons.
The assassin tried TO escape, and iring
his revolver wounded a soldier. The other
soldiers replied With volley killing the
assassin and two other persons The
soldiers then attacked the people who had
gathered with their bayonets and the
butts OF their guns, wounding IL persons.
making a total OF 4 killed and 10 wounded.
The terrorists have sought Capt. Con-
stantinof"s life since May Day OF last
year when he ordered the soldiers to fire
on a procession OF Socialists. causing the
death OF 20 persons.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-05-15

I Burweu Robie n. whitman; Fourth
| Arthur f. Cameron. Maurice T. Hughes,
George r. Sherman, Jr,; Pearl Street-h'
w Brown Samuel Adams, Arthur H.
Eberllng; South Harry Marshall, victor
Pubiad. w j. Stokes; Calvary-Nathanlel
| Hibbard. H. r. Allebaugh. Albert {, Cush-
man. Mount Pleasant-Ernest wilkins
James Thompson. Albert r. Farweh.
congregational churches: Cenual-Ar-
thur ~ Clanin. Sober Edwards, Fletcher
s Mason Free vangelical-Edward X.
Tweeden Browning Prentice, Walter ,.
Grant: lgIim--John Tetlow, Haywood
NJ Rutler. Clarence A. Griffin; North
Iucius Aldrich, John Sutherland, George
Campbell; Union--Robert L. stanton, a
=. sumner Frank G. Butman' highland
lanes W0lstenholme. Harold Mcintosh
Herbert r. Adams. Academy avenue-W'
Granville Meader, Clinton B. AAardlce'
James Arnott
F,piscopal churches: Giace--H. y. Camp
bell r. f. Gardner, Jr.. r. III. Hun; 81
John's-Charles Il. Richmond, A. A
Thomas. A s. Grimwood; st. Thomas -
John w Lord l.. II. ID. Forth, John
parker: Redeemer-Andrew Johnston, j.
A. Thompson. William +. BIaley
Free Baptist: Park street,. Frank
Thompson. Harry Lakewood. Lewis
Smith: Roger Williams--bdgar L. Lyon
Alfred NJ Briggs, Alexander Harrison
Methodist Episcopal: Asbury-F' ~
Cleasby. ~. j Horton, w. j. hasne'
Broadway--4G. E McBeth. John A. Skerry'
.Ios,.uh q Johnson. Mathewson Street
w /, Phillips. H. A. Fiheld, Herbert ;.
JonCsr st Paul'stF. c. Wyatt, X. III.
Walker. w. q. Bailey; Hope Street-Ed-
win II. Higgins, Thomas H. Mine, Alex
ander Cole Tabcrnacle-Herbert CULVER.
james Graham. Arthur Lee; Ruggies
Street-William Warren T. Edwards, j.
Proude: Cranston Street-George l.. Chap
man Robert McGhee. O. j. Williams;
Trinity Unaon--George II Loud. G. h.
Hancock. w. II. Grout: Wanskuck-t'
G. Stone. w q. McCord.
Presbyterian: First--Robert Marshall,
w G. Mcdonald Martin kanfer; Second
United--H H. Van Buren,, j. Blair Mar
shall. Fred Rawlings; Second-Robert NJ.
Baillie, John Davidson, Samuel Wadding-
ton.
Various: Hammond Street-FHank A.
Reynolds, Ernest G. Drew Walter ID.
Howard; New Church-John r. Baron
Thomas Hope. William Donaldson; Broad
STRAIGHTFORWARD T. Barker. Fred s. How
ard. Russell II. Sprague; Free Advent-A.
H. Stevenson. G. IL. Arnold, w. e. Shell
don
Organization for l9c-19O7: Physical De
partment-John j. Butler, chairman: Ar
thur u. Sumner. William Donaldson,
Charles +. Hancock, Frank III. cady. A.
]. Bennett. Edwin j. H,ird: Boys depart
ment--Horatio B. Knox, chairman: Ar
thur A. Fuller. William II. Grout, 7.
Frank Thompson. DIR. N. Hibbprd. DR. +.
Il. Bennett; Religious work department
Advisory Herbert u. Caverly, John A.
Hainer Frank L. Brooks, Wilfred II.
Norris. Arthur Cameron. Charles III. Ken
acton, William II. Weeks, Heny Y. Stites,
IT. c. Sherman Jr.. Clarence NJ. Baldwin,
Arthur NJ. Briggs. jesse E Cottrell,
George w Amison, Oscar " Mowry, DIR,
w. II. Mc1nsire.