The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-03-13
G,iianikattc IsoaStcr.l

"Oi admoirc III. Republican news
! pa-aper min Iv North carolina a
lgr-reat deal these days. said Nr
Dooley. looking Over q Radical sheet
they hts th. immunity FRI a camIlacat-
"a machine
An phat il il thot they ARE dom
be dad. said Mr.. Hennessy.
An phat is II tho, they aigi
doin'.' said Mi. Dooiey They ARE
moyiu' hiyin am aiTth "a change "a.
subiict an talk ab99t s0uethia. else.
Amy wan can fought whir There Il q
chanel IL Winnin but il 9 hlyrl
is tn direct loine frur Andy Carnegay
to foight vhin tn battle is hopeless.
Thot's pha- tn RaIubIicaE editors i
dom. Tn task iii diyertin' th public
moi1d frum N scS~-pools iy iatquity
is too gr-reat II amy Radical she,,
in his Shtate but all ~ Thin is l2ined
up fr tn fray.
"Shud ye say to wan iv THIN, Look
at tn glra[t thot obtains in yure
partly he rctorts. Tn Republicans
baIave in puuishin' their criminals
Shud We pint To tn Shtate * Wilkes,
an shpeak in tones mingled with irony
an sarcasm iv tn harmony eXistin' IN
tn WigWaTn iv tin leaders. yure keen
Republican penpusher ups an shouts.
Pay yure poll tax or We cant vote.
VIII III bosses file more hin fifty
/ - HI - Oh Il d5a44i 1dLA III o
tn editors iy tn Rapublican rags iy
freedom print shpecial hot-air cli-
torialS ABBOTT a young mon whose faith
CT is a Dimicrat who viii vote tn
RapubliCan ticket MKT campaign. An
thin they sail away into discussions in
distractions whole tn jaiIs git ready
10 accommodate tn mkt Republican
convention. Shure Hinnissy, such
chr2ftiniss was not bafurc dish played
in Israel. All honor an praise to tn
Republican editors iy tn OuIl North
Shtate-who Will not down neither will
they be made Woise to tn thrue shtatc
~ affairs III tn councils il his partly.
Look at coffin, says wan, 'ilfVin an
thray quarthe~s ~ q cint per pound.
Whin Cleveland vas prisidint it was
two an fure aightS.'
'Oi 10Y to yez. me friens il tn brin-
die press, We heV me unshtinted ad-
moiration fr tn srewdniss IL yure
blended Dyes thot see not an yure
dealt years thOt hear not, aver though
a Wayfarin' fool cud git onto tn fact
thOt We ARE hard up FL copy afther
yure heart an can hardly kape yure
face straight whole We bolster up tn
lost cause.
"A subscriber drops in to see wan
" these captains ~ diversified editorial
INDUSTRIES an tn editor asts him.
How ar-re tn b'ys in yure WARD? 2
Faith an b~ejabbers an tn b'ys is all
bottled up Indade,' says yure editor.
whereaboots?' IN tn home f'r
FideraI officers iv feeble conscience
says tn ~subschriber,' III jail. if it PLACE
yure honor. dom totem. tonne, tonne,
with a sor iv stripped s0ign round
pants leg whole they peg on tn
shoes. shoes, shoes. fr miXin' up with
booze an tn tigers in tn mountains
IL Wilkes
Is Dink Aceins i'll Jail He Is
Is BunchDoolittlc in jaiI?' He is
Is Bunch Doolittle in jail?' He is
'BegOrra, an where is Sira CrawGsn?'
OH tn a an all tn r:st ~ tn
Republican partly EXCEPT tn BulI iv
Bashan is shtrung out frum Murphy
Manteo. in tn Jails an on tn roads.
doin' their country more
service thin all tn Dimicrats thot
lived iVer did or iver will 90.
Fl u Guild partly. bounded
OH t. south be Atlanta. on tn north
b" tn dapartmints iv practice without
fees, on tn west be j. Wiley HanGin
an on tn east be til sui
an Marshal GOt-ShDt-in- III
Back. Mishter editor. give us so1nethin'
mkt week on tn g~r-reatuiss iv Ra-
publicanism an tn Immortality ~
ehraft.' An yure versatile Republican
neWSpa-aper mon WroiteS a collin on