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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08
VarietieS.

Alice told me she was beginning to
study painting" she needs to. Her
complexion was perfectly startling to-
day."-Judge.
Us it necessary to inclose stamps ?"
asked the poet. more necessary, even
than to inclose poetry" responded the
editor-Philadelphia Ledger.
-Cholly-"Bah Jove. y know, Miss
Savam said l looked like an extremely
clevah man" Dolly-"Did she say who
the clever man was ?"-Cleveland Leader.
81 hear Blank had bad accident
with his automobile. Was he hurt inter-
nally ?" mo, externally. Nothing was
injured but his bank account. "-Detroit
Free Press.
The Widow-"I can't understand
why any man should want to lead adou-
BILE life" The Bachelor-"Same here. A
single life is good enough for me. Chi
cago Daily News.
Were you frightened when you arose
to make your first speech" What
should frighten me?'' The audience. :"
"The audience LETT as soon as my name
was announced = Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
-O'Keefe-"Oi wonder whin they'll
sthart investigator thin charges agin
Alderman Cassidy" Doherty - las
soon as Reilly, the principal witness agin
him, gets betther. Oh seen him last
noight, an he's too wake to take long
journey."-Brooklyn Life.
Kind Lady-"If l give you something
to eat. will you wash your face and
hands, Poor Hobo-"Youse misunder-
stood me, lady. said wuz hungry
didn't say 1 wuz starvin' an desperate"
Cleveland Leader.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08
1906. Berk1ey Stock Farm. 1906.

HAMBLETONIAN 10
sire of Dexter 2.17A, Ncttie 2.1S,
Orange Girl 2.20, etc.
DOLLY SPANKER
dam of George Wilkes 2.22, her
only foal
MAMBRINO STAR 5S5
sire of 2 and dams of 10 in $50,
etc.
LADY FRANKLIN Carrie 2.29s4
dam of Cottage Girl 2.29M and
Grandam of Early Dawn 2.211.
MAMBRION PATCHEN So
sire of Mambrino King 1879,
sire of champions
ROWING NELLY
dam of Mambrino Boy 2.261A,
sire as noted, etc.
+ GEORGE WILKES SIG
great grandsire of Dan Patch, D.
1854 Audubon Boy, p, .59L
T HAMBLETONIAN 10
| sire of dams of STEAMBOAT 2.O7M,
Ballona 2.11h, etc.
DOLLY SPANKER
dam of George Wilkes 2.22, her
only foal
T MAMBRINO CHIEF II
sire OF and dams ofDircctor2
% Others in go, etc.
|
| FANNY BY BEN FRANKLIN
grandam of Lady Majolica 2.25.
etc.
( MAMBRINO CHIEF Il
sire of and dams of % standard
performers
WOODBINE
dam of Wedgewood c.19, sire of
sc in $50, etc.
+ PILOT, JR.12
sire of dams of Maud S 2.OSsl,
( Jay Eye See 2.1o, p, 2.O6A,
Sclavonic. p. 2.O934, etc.
BY LEVIATHAN
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08
Dr.. Pierce'S FaYOrite Prescription

Is powerful, invigorating tonic, impart-
ing health and strength in particular
to the organs distinctly feminine. The
local, womanly health is so intimately
related to the general health that when
diseases of the delicate womanly organs
are cured the whole body gains in health
and strength. For weak and sickly
women who are "worn-out," rrun-d down
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sit at the typewriter or sewing machine,
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and strength giving powers.
As soothing and strengthening nerv-
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Subduing nervous eXcitability. irritabil
ity, nervous exhaustion, nervous prostra
ton. neuralgia, hysteria, spasms, chorea,
or St. Vitus'S dance, and other distressing
nervous symptoms commonly attendant
upon functional and organic disease of
the womanly organs. 1t induces refresh
ing sleep and relieves mental anxiety and
dependency.
Cures obstinate cases. rFavorite Pre-
Scription is positive cure for the most
complicated and obstinate cases Of Ufe
male weakness" painful periods, lrregu
laritieS, prolapSus or falling of the pelvic
organs, weak back, bearing-down sensa-
tions. chronic congestion, Inflammation
and liberation.
DR.. Pierce's medicines are made from
harmless but efficient medical roots
found growing in our American forests.
The Indians knew of the marvellous cura-
tive value of some of these roots and i'm
parted that knowledge to some of the
friendlier whites. and gradually some of
the more progressive physicians came to
test and use them, and ever since they
have grown in favor by reason of their
superior curative virtues and their safe
and harmless qualities.
Your druggists sell the "FAvoRITE PRE-
sCRIPTIoN" and also that famous altera-
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to DR.. Pierce about your case. He is an
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for correspondence. Address him at the
InvalidS' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y, of which he is chief con-
sulting physician.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08
SUNDAY TRAINS.

Sunday trainsleave Baltimore for Delta
and intermediate stations at $50 A. M,
4.O5 and HOO P. M, stopping at BelAir
at 1000 A. M, 5.25 and 1910 P. M.
Leave Delta for Baltimore and interme-
diate stations at $40 A. M, $50 and
7.1OP. M, stopping at Bel Air at 7.4OA.
NJ, 40 and 8 10 P. M.
Additional train leaves Baltimore for
Bel Air at LOO P. M. Returning, leave
Bel Air at 21O P. NJ.
CA. FIFER, General Passenger Agent
]. S. NORRIS, General Manager.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08

Alice told me she was beginning to
study painting" she needs to. Her
complexion was perfectly startling to-
day."-Judge.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08
I6s Ae!s and Intsl1lespcer'
BEL AIR, Md, JUNE 9, 1906.
The Man Who Painted Rock of Ages.
TcoNT1NUED FROM FIRST PAGE

CONTINUED FROM FIRST PAGE
edge of anatomy so thorough as to ena-
BILE him to reproduce any figure without
pattern Some of his works he regards
as inspired. His largest and most COM
pick canvases-now mainly hanging in
the University of the South-he says were
revealed to him after long periods of
meditation and prayer. They are the
wonder, and, in many respects. the adj
miration of those who have seen them.
One of MIR. Oertel's finest paintings of
recent date, and now in the Vienna
studio, is his walk to Gethsemane."
This is a moonlight scene, and depicts
Christ and His disciples on their way to
the sad garden tragedy. The tones in
this are marvelously beautiful and Wash
ington's most prominent artists, who
occasionally visit their old fellow-worker
in his suburban studio, pronounce 1t the
gem of the collection. 1t has been ex-
hibited in many of the larger cities, and
excited universal admiration. Much
good work from his hand is still extant.
1t is to be found in New York City, in the
fashionable Church of the Heavenly
Rest" where hangs his group of three
pictures representing Christ the High
Priest" His Christ forming the
reredos in Christ Church, Dayton, Ohio.
has been said to present the most beauti-
full face of Christ in American art. His
Shadow of Cross in Weary Land"
which created interest when exhibited at
the Centennial Exhibition at Philadel-
phia, is now the priced possession OF the
University of the South. His work is re-
presented in Washington by great
reredos occupying the entire back of the
chancel in the Church of the Incarnation.
Some critics pronounce this the finest
specimen of American ecclesiastical art
to be found in the United States today.
The artist finds recreation in tricycling
during these fine spring days, when the
roads are dry and smooth. When the
fall frosts roughen them, stout stick is
his companion in long woodland tramps.
He is hale and CHEEKY and it is hard to
believe that he has attained the eighty
two years with which he credits himself
He still occasionally fills the role of priest,
either in the small Episcopal sanctuary
the village boasts. or in one of the larger
churches of Washington. He lectures
still, too, from time to time, on ecclesiastic
and symbolic art, and this year. as has
been his habit for many past, he delivered
a course to the students of the University
of the South.
The companion of all the wanderings of
the artist-priest, the sharer of all his
vicissitudes of fortune, the helper in much
of mis- missionary labor is his wife. Mrs.
Oertel was Miss Adelaide Torrey, of New.
ark, New Jersey. She is woman of ex-
ceptional mental gifts and has been an
aid and inspiration in the earnest work
of life consecrated to the religion and
religious art.
[Mr. Oertel was a former resident of
Bel Air.-ED.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08
TRAINS SOUTHWARK.
ADDITIONAL TRAINS.

Leave Baltimore for Bel Air-11. 80 A.
NJ, daily except Saturday and Sunday;
12O P. M, Saturday only; 11.3O P. NJ,
daily except Sunday.
Leave Bel Air for Baltimore-2.2O P.
NJ, daily except Saturday and Sunday;
2.4O P. NJ, Saturday only; 7.O5 P. NJ,
daily except Sunday.
Leave Delta for York and intermediate
stations at COS A. M. Leave York for
Delta at $40 P. M,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-06-08
THE EAGLE HOTEL,
CHAS. A. McGAW, Proprietor
BEL AIR MD.

The undersigned has assumed charge
of this old and well-known hotel and
proposes to cater to the travelling public
in the most approved manner. To those
who know the situation and advantages
of the "Old Eagle" no comment is neces
sary. 1t is unsurpassed for its quiet,
beautiful and homelike attractions. AS
a summer boarding place it is unexcelled
and its reputation as a stopping place
for commercial men and tourists will be
carefully nurtured. Everything will be
under the personal care of the proprietor,
and his ambition is to make the saying
true-"Once customer, always a custo-
mer" Special terms for large parties on
application.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
-neep your eye on dat coon. Brud-

neep your eye on dat coon, Brud
der Gardner. He's bound to hit de
ground wild q kerchug dat will be
heard two miles
ME and de ole woman was sound
asleep a few nights ago when some
body raped on de doah. | didn't git
up till 1 saw dat de pusson wouldn't
go away. and den | went out to find
Colonel Canbiff on de doahstep. He
had on a plug hat. he had on patent
leather shoes, he had on frock coat,
he had on seyenty-five cent socks and
a red necktie and his diamond pin
nebber cost less dan 81 Why did he
rout me out of bed at dat hour of de
night? His rent was behind, and he
wanted me to see de landlord about it.
"A short time ago l was walkin'
down de street one AFTERNOON, and Il
Guild woman come out of a carpet
store and said she wanted my advice.
| thought / had seen her sumwheres,
but it was ten minutes befo' l could
place her. Den 1 made out dat she
was de wife of Brudder Cahoots.
Brudder Cahoots is one of de boot
blacks in de possoffice, and it's lucky
week wild him when he kin scrape to-
gether So. What his wife wanted of
me was to decide whether she should
get a royal wilton or an administer
carpet for her parlot t'Augh at that
very time dey had neither butter nor
meat in de house,
''All around us de people of our race
are rentin' houses with bathrooms in
'em. Dey am buyin' cuckoo clocks and
Japanese vases. Dey am havin' lace
curtains at de windows. Dey am goin'
to boss races and de theater and rent
in boxes at de possoff1ce.
'All around us de people of our race
am orderin' ice cream and angels food
and nebber askin' de price. Dey want
reddest of necktieA Dey am ridin' on
de street kyahs just like kings. and IL
dar am sale Of brass bedsteads you'd
see 'em buttin' In. De jewsharp has
got too common. and dey must have
DER planners. A plaster of paris bust
Of Ginera! Grant was once thought to
be de catoshest thing gwine, but dey
have replaced it with a Japanese vase
or bronze. De white folks am pretty
good at droppin' DER dollars, but de
cull'd folks am surely settin' de pace
in extravaganza.
II hain't gwine to kick up no Robbery
and poster you all wild advice. I'm an
old fogy and way behind de times, and
1t would be impertinent in me to offer
suggeschuns. I have jes' got dis one
word to say. De next member of dis
club who am livin' like a lord on SO
q xx-ool- op.1 who x.ry,,oS hprrly;,,, a nv
doah ut midnight to borrow rent money
am gwine to feel sunthin jar him, and
II he hain't in bed for week arter
you'd better elect a new president.
Let us go home. 4 NJ. QIJAD.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
A Healing GOSPEL

The Rev. J. c. Warren, pastor Of
the Sharon Batist Church, Belair. {
Ga, says of Electric Bitters Its a
Godsend to mankind. It cured me Of
lame back, stiff joints, and complete
physical collapse. | was 50 weak it
took me half an hour 10 walk mile
Two bottles Of Electric Bitters have
made me 50 strong I have just walk
ed three miles in fifty minutes and
feel like walking three more It's
made a new man Of me. Greatest
remedy for weakness and all Stomach
Liver and Kidney complaints. Sold
under guarantee at all durg stores.
Price soc. aug
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
Experience Of Rising
Young Politician

~~OU find it interesting. do you
not, Mr.. Klymer," said the
young woman with the specta-
cles and the high forehead, ito watch
the variations of the index number
the effect Of the administrator atti-
tude toward the vested interests OF
the country or the fluctuations in the
standard Of valuey'
"Er-yes. exceedingly" said the ris-
ing young politician.
The ordinarily accepted opinion, Of
course, ID that . rise or fall OF prices
II In accordance with the law OF sup
ply and demand as relates to commodi-
ties in general, but you doubtless have
grasped the fundamental idea that
these record merely the appreciate
or depreciation Of the monetary stand
ard, more or less money being requir-
ed to purchase a given article of mer-
chandise, the variation tt king visible
form in an apparent incre Use in the
general level of prices? Is it not sop
'tWhy-h'm'-
You hesitate to commit yourself,
perhaps on account of questions of
policy and expediency, until the align
ment of the great parties as to the abb
stract questions involved has become
more sharply defined?"
"Heavens." he exclaimed half an
hour later as he made his escape. 81
don't mind merely intellectual young
woman, but this ones financier and
political economist, and I'm burned
il l don't believe she was making fun
of mer'-Chicago Tribune.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
More Low Rates to the West via
Iron Mountain Route.

On April 8, and ~, May and IS,
June S and 70. July 8 and II, August
? and FL, September 4 and Is, Octo-
Der and rs, November and 20, De-
cember 4 and IS, The Iron Mountain
Route will sell round trip homeseek-
ers' tickets to all points in Texas,
Indian Territory and Oklahoma, and
certain pointns in Louisiana and Ark
ansas, for one fare plus So for the
round trip. Tickets have a going
limit of fifteen days, with stop-oyers
at pleasure, and a final limit of ri
days from date of sale. For rates
great Southwest, write H. .. Wilson.
A. G. p. A, 81 c. E. Rountree, r. p.
A., No 20 South Main street, Mem
phis, Tenn ias;sss,
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
The Limit.

The stranger halted on the edge of
the hobo camp.
1--WE are SO hungry, mister" yawned
the lanky hobo in the old tall hat.
Then why don't you go out and beg
at the nearest farmhouse?" asked the
stranger.
I'VE are all SO tired no one will vol
unteer, so We are going to shake dice
to see who must perform the painful
duty"
'Well. what is the delay?''
why, we are waiting for an earth
quake, boss. TO come along and shake
the dice box. Detroit Free Press.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
Cheap Excursion Rates
Via Yazoo & Mississippi Val
ley Ry., Aug. Is. 1906

Chicago and return, $500.
St. Louis and return, SI2.oo.
Cincinnati and return, SI4oo.
Louisville and return, ST2.oo.
Norfolk, Va, and return, $500
Old Point Comfort and return, $IS
Virginia Beach and return, $500.
Ocean View and return, $500
Tickets on sale August 18th only
Limited to return September end
1906
For further information call on, or
write G. B. RUCKS, T. A, Green
vile, Miss, or JOHN A. SCOTT, A.
6. P. A., Memphis, Tenn, or OWEN
t. P A, Memphis, Tenn
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
An Evening at
The Limekiln Club
Brother Gardner Talks to Member,
on the Extravagance
Of His Race.

copyright, 1906. by r. Douglas1
WANT to make q few remarks
dis evenin' on a subject dat is
wOrryin' de best friends Of our
race" said Brother Gardner as
he arose In his place In the Limekiln
club at it's last meeting. 81 refer to
dc univerXal speerit Of extravaganza.
We have A1ist Of members numberin'
over 70 hundred, and I do not believe
dat two of 'em have got dollar in de
bank or could bury one Of de chilren
widout borrowin' de money. Every
Guild pusson seems crazy to spend
every shillin' he kin git hold of and go
in debt besides
Yesterday AFTERNOON 1 took a walk
ober to de cabin of Giveadam Jones to
see how his taters was comm along.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
YOUR SUMMER VACATION

can be pleasantly spent at Wake
sha, Waupaca. Fiheld. St. Paul Min
neapolis, Ashland, Superior, Duluth,
or at one OF the other hundred re-
sorts reached via the Wisconsin Cen
trail Railway. Write for beautifully
Summer Book, which tells
you how, when and where to go, and
how much it will cost. Free on ap-
plication to Jas. C Pond, General
Passenger Agent. Wisconsin Central
Railway. Milwaukee, Wis
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
Her way.

She went and sat upon his knee
The act was somewhat unexpected
She kissed him. yet saw that he
Remained morose. almost detected.
wondered that there were no smiles.
No Frightening at his wife's caressing
am a bachelor, and wiles
OF womankind are past my guessing.
But when we two friends met again
A little later at the club
He did not offer to explain
Except by showing me the .sstub."
-Lurana ". Sheldon In New York Press
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25

Are you sorry you stole that cooky
of the table?'' asked the mother, who
had Just administered a sound spank
ing to her offspring
Yves" said JOHNNIE between sobs,
"b-but I'm glad didn't take two
Ohio State Journal.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
One Too Many.

You say you wouldn't like to get
out?" exclaimed the prison visitor.
why, thought you were in for life"
"Oh, worse than that, ma am," replied
the convict I'm in for a double life.
I've got two wives waiting outside
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25
An Oversight.

The Waiter-Excuse me, but haven't
you forgotten something, sir?
The Guest-Oh, quite likely. What
did you find?
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-08-25

But surely you are the man I gave
some pie to a fortnight agoY
Yes, lady. l thought p'r'aps you'd
like to know I'm able to get about
again."-Tatler.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1906-09-07
WISCONSIN STATE FAIR NEXT WEEK
The Big Fair Opens at Milwaukee
Monday, September 10

The Great Wisconsin State Fair will
open at Milwaukee. Monday morning
September 10, complete in every de-
partment Special railroads rates of
one fare for the round trip 90 into
effect Saturday Of this week and are
good for full week. More induce
mems are offered the people of Wis
ccnsin to attend the Fair this year
than ever before. 1t is going to be a
greater, better Fair than Wisconsin
has ever had. Every department Of
the exhibits is full to OVERLOOKING
The mammoth stock judging amphith-
eater will be in use for the first time
where five thousand people can sit and
view the special events provided for
that building. The wonderful Kna-
benshue airship will make daily ascen-
sions if the weather is favorable; there
will be splendid racing events every
day, with free vaudeville acts put
between the racing heats; the Indians
from Northern Wisconsin will be a
constant source Of entertainment, and
at no extra charge; there will be
wonderful night shows, with running
races under sedrchlights, and spectac-
ar fireworks. The ground will be
revelation of beauty and complete
ness, with cement walks leading every
where. There will be music all the
time, including concerts by the fam
Gus Scotch band, an Indian band and
other we'll known Wisconsin bands.
Milwaukee is to be beautifully deco
rated for the occasion and in honor of
It's visitors At night the principal
downtown streets will be fairly ablaze
with electric lights overarching them.
A special information bureau for the
benefit of visitors will be established
at 131 Grand avenue. Every day will
be great day at the Fair, beginning
with Monday, when 1000 school chill
dren will parade the grounds. We'd
nesday will be Wisconsin Day and
Thursday, Milwaukee day. Other
states are showing great attendance
records. Let Wisconsin out do them
all in this respect. Make your place
to attend every day and see the Fair
from start to finish.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1906-09-07
SPEAK WELL Of ADDISON ]. CARuN
Recently Appointed Trustee of the
County Asylum.

Jefferson Banner: Chairman O.
F. Roessler last Saturday appointed
Mr.. Addison ]. Carlin of WATERFOWL,
as trustee of the insane asylum and
resident poor, to fill the vacancy caus-
ed by the death of P. G. Quentmeyer.
Mr.. Carlin had practically the solid
support of the citizens of Watertown.
He is we'll known in this city, as for
five years he represented WATERFOWL
on the county board. He was elected
to serve at the coming session, but
resigned III order to make him eligible
for the appointment. Mr.. Carlin, we
feel, will make a creditable trustee,
and we trust that at the next session
of the county board his appointment
will be ratified by an election to the
position.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1906-09-07
MEDICAL ADVICE ON CONFI-
DENTAL SUBJECTS.

Persons whose minds are troubled
about complaints which they do not
care to mention to their nearest
friends have now the opportunity to
get cuured.
Practice, it is said makes perfect.
The man who, for twenty years keeps
on doing one thing will naturally do it
much better than, say those who
just make the curing of special affec-
tions "side ISSUE
1t is pleasure to be acquainted with
Or. Chas. A. Hoag, the noted Chica-
go Specialist on nervous and private
affections. We do not know of any
man who has longer list Of cures to
his credit than this physician. In
hundreds of cases he has eliminated
the effects of the mistakes of youth,
and his skill has restored to myriads
of men the lusty vigor they possessed
before falling under the curse of ner-
vous debility or painful private affec-
tions.
There are scores of person right in
this vicinity who acknowledge that
they would not be afflicted as they
were for any amount Of money and
consider the amount paid very reason
able for such valuable results.
DR.. Hoag makes no charge for ad-
vice, or a personal interview, and all
secrets told are held sacred. He will
be in Water,own, at the New Com
merclal Hotel, Friday, Sept. 18th.