The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1906-10-24
The Silk Hat

The Silk Hat
The ridiculous custom of wearing
that shining funnel, the silk hat. will |
appear AS stupefying to our great
grandchildren as the custom of put
ting Il bone through the lip or a ring
through the nostrils appears munstrous
to us.-Paris Gaulois.
Boiling Needed in Some Cases.
A Chicago clergyman says that good
cooking will cure drunkenness. This
is probably true. but some of the cases
wouldn't yield to just plain cooking.
The subjects would need to be boiled
in oil
Means s SIS
It is said that people on the Atlantic
coast now think nothing of taking a
run over to London But London
thinks great deal of it,
The Beginning.
Knicker-Prmitive men plowcd the
earth with a sharpened stick
Bocker-Eou don't mean to say COLL !
dated that far back?-N. Y. Sun
Everybody Likes 1t.
Flattery is to conversation what the |
kiss is to lovemaking; of the least
value, but valued the Saturday !
Evening Post.
OVERRIDING 1t.
So many people try so hard to do |
right that in effect they always are |
calling their own bluff-John A. How.
land.
As Usual,
"You say the operation was sue
cess"
Yes the most flowers and creates:
number Of hacks ever saw at fu-
neral ~ Houston Post.
His Mistake.
THE old bachelor who thinks he Is |
single because he has never found the
right woman isn't married simply he.
cause the right woman has never
made up her mind to have him.
The sluggard Moon.
The moon is The sluggard of the
solar system its 2,273 miles an hour in
its iourncying around the earth COM
pairing badly with the earth's 66,579
miles an hour.
Man Who Is Not Safe.
The man who knows better how to
/ do another mans work than he does
his own is not safe for any kind of
/ work.
/ Better Fit, Perhaps.
Girl-My uncle eats with his knife.
Boy-My unCles rich enough TO eat
with a fire shovel it he wants to.-Gc-
/ troit Free Press.
Small Chunk.
1t is stated that il all the gold in
the world were melted into ingots 1t
might be contained in a room % feet
square and 16 feet high.
Metal Getting Scarce.
Aluminium has suddenly come into
use Tor so many purposes where cop
per and brass were formerly en-
ployed that the supply is everywhere
far snort of the demand. The auto
mobile manufacture is largely respon-
sible Tor the shortage
Great Sewer System.
II the sewers of New York city were
placed end to end in straight line
they would reach from there to Pixies
Peak, ITO miles, and the paved
streets of the city would make n road
along one side of them all the way.
City of Misfortune.
OF all European cities Rome has
most frequently been in the hands OF
enemies. 1t has been entered or sacked
more than 40 times since $50 b. c.
King Defies Augury.
King Alfonso defes augury. He
will be married on a Friday.
True Love.
When a boy Is willing to trade his
pocketknite tor red apple to give to
his teacher-that is love.-Chicaso
| Daily News
Terrible Ordeal.
London Punch remarked the other
day: "Our royal princes have to un-
dergo all the hardships of ordinary
little boys, Last week, for instance,
they were taken to the British mu-
scum
Country Mail Delivery.
Rural free delivery was established
lnder President Mckinley in 1897
During the fiscal year ended 1903 there
were 1919 routes in operation, with
ll,7OO petitions pending.
Delays Are Dangerous