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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

a man WHO stands on the street cor
ner chewing and splitting, telling how
the government should be run, cursins
the town. finding fault with his grand
mother because she was n woman
claiming that tile merchants are y lot
OF thieves. that the llVvyers and cws
paper men would SKIN q man 10 a. I'm
lsh and n whole lot more. is q nuisance
and an aboIninatlon- Any town pes
tered with a or nor such worthless
would he justified IN exercising COW
hide authority OH the bosom OF their
NO one is obliged to live
where he is NOT suited. II things don't
suit You 70 whore they Will. A growl-
or and a sorehead in "A Town is an en-
terDrise. Killer every time.-AIacksyille
Kan.l Enterprise.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

when life Insurance was first instI-
tuted. s,rid uu antiquary. ''the church
and ploJls people generally were dead
set agufnSt it. They said that 1t was
gambling it, hunian lives. They said.
too. thar 1t would ncouraS murder.
They were right IN u way. Life In
snratice is gambling ln human lives
ouiy :lrc aids are so greatly in the
companies favor that they can never
lose. it Is also an cncouraGemcnt to
muriey. a gopl many murders arr:
committed every year for the sake OF
;tfc insurance roii"ics. But these evils
are 40 isss. shan fly spcclSs on the
great D..leacHat lie Insurance bodies.
life Insurance ,IOcS so muclr good that
the evils attendant OH it are by com
PariSon nil.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01
Z IItrrnr. &c.

Tile largest amount ever offered as a
prize for ii ltterry contribution is
i. 100000 ruhles. which Is still open
for competition and viii he awarded
at ST. Petersburg on Dee. !. 1929. to
tile w.rftcr. OF tile hest history Of Alex
amber 1. Of Russia. raktcheief. found
sr OF the military colonies at Nov
-orotl. left 81 fortune of 10000 gold ru-
bles To provide for this unique prize.
The prize giving dry is the centenary
or the Car .HIcxander's de'tll. by
which time the money Will. 1t Is esti-
mated. have. Interested to 2.O0O.0Oo rn-
bics. Onc-fonrtIr NJ it VIII In 'iSe'} to
ierray tile cost Of publishing tic work
which wins tile prize.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

. I'VE LOST. SHE ANSWERED.
from the barelegged children to the
Wrinkled women WHO covered above
The hearthstones.
He was a ~favorite, too, with his old
uncle, Seamus McShune, who had left
ireland for America years before when
barney was only a bit of Il lad. hut
his uncle wrote to him every year. and
St was an accepted fact that Barney
would be his heir. though tile legacy
was u thing of the dim fIttIre-so dim
ID It hardly made a background for
present need.
Seamus McSIane came OF IL sturdy,
Tong lived race Therefore 1t was with
q distinct shock that one fine spring
morning Barney received notice Of Ills
uncle'sI death. The ud'@ first feeling
was one OF sorrow that Seamus should
have died IN II far land without either
kIth or Kin. vet his uncle was only Il
memory. so 1t was par1Onslble that his
next should he one of joy at the pos
Etbilitles opened to him.. for now he
could marry Eileen. How much ne
had fallen heir TO he did not know hut
guessed It to he In the nelghborhond Of
f4o-not II large sum in itself. though.
h seemed ike riches to tll,s folk nf that
wind swept. famine. ridden village.
AS the news Of B;lrney's fortune sped
BIS popularity trclIcd.
always had II f%nntlncs8 for the
boy.'' said Riddy NTcRrIde.
s,Iis q foine ltI lie is entnirely,"
agrecd old ponnclly.
Bardey carried himself lnodcstly
Enoneh. He. WAS NOT undIIlH elated nc
had befnlIcn him. though his
hgief6an% within Him ut Ills lack. ana,
al 6eet seemed scarcely 10 touch cue
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

Sen snakes are very plentiful in the
south Pacific. They are widely distrlb-
uted. stray individuals having been Sc
cured ON the coast OF New Zealand.
when swimming close to the surface
they exactly resemble an ordinary
snake, except that tue head is always
below water. At night they come
ASHORE. and lie among tile rocks. They
feed on fish and. although their small
double r1nES appear harmless. they are
reported TO he very ~vruuInouS.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

NapoIeon's father was 81 topper. a man
utterly lacking in moral sensibilfty,
and his sisters were immodest and hys-
~terieul. According to Dr. Cabanas,
Pauline wa particularly Q. Napoleon
himseIr was exceedingly sensitive to
atmospheric changes, was headacley
and llld auditory Illusions. He had
twftcI4ings Of tile arms, the shoulders
and the lips. He MAS at times the
most Irritable or men. often lieiIig un-
-;1pnroachabIe. Ills maniu for destruc-
non was srIrh Tint lie Whitfield pieces
OF furniture. broke articles presented
10 him, pincned babies while pretend
ing 10 c:li.ess Them aud took keen de-
light in shooting JoScphine's rtIrest
birds. The slightest opposition threw
him into IL paroxysul OF rige. but in
4 campaign all weaknesses vanished.
His pulse ranged ordinarily tive
thirty and t~hirty-Avts beats q minute
and y ven above nffy-iiNe. Tie
usual pulse rate is about screnty.tSvo
Il ninute.
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The EnrIfehmnn Abrond.

An English Observer says tlia he
finds the American abroad both civil
and genial: II climbed to the top of
Notre Dame IN Paris and found there
:: party from across the Atlanttc enjoy
ing lunch. Tic day WAS hot. and z
young ma in the group offered me q
refreshing drink. At the top OF the
Islcework in marble which Is tho spire
or Milan cathedral three English speak
ing men met Mathematician -NmerI-
cam. an English Clergyman and myself.
lie who hailed from the land OF the
stars and stripes oacsed me his field
glass: tile other did not even return
our good morning salurntion- In n
beer gnr.len ut I.ucernt. l followed the
c::sto5ln of fllc continent II asked per-
mission before sitting mt ~ table Of
those already seated there. u only
one who did not. rnisc his lat and re-
ply was an Englisli:ii;,ll. ANA the only
one To mni5,. excuses for him was n
Young nl:,n who pretixed his words
With i guess.
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There are plenty or bright young men
in the counlry Whose hands have not
been 4olle,l 10y tile dirt of hitter dizzy
politics. 1t Will rGa good thing for
the static and Tor the nation 10 have
tbcm come forward and take an active
On.t In public affairs. 1t Will be y
good thing FOR amy party that rHcog-
nfZes them ana gives them proper en-
Observation-Disclosures Journal and
Tribune.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

Hellan Ter5-
The nresenee IL il Defscull sorere ~
IL the nnfrIfd lnd visible -|2l That
drtne Il lie Hrl44 eH
ritGm Ut
"A
til lNte
nteest1h0n
aarR humdmt M 81
observation-disclosures
tfEd1te5e he 6cdop tdqtthe
skin rule ana ttat tie
empIre 5shfs majesty afmy 9hef Il
stu winlng acceptance gf ire tltled
arfst0cracysand aEsopf m UPPER honse
the vast majority of whose mem6ers
sit there BY the right Of bfrth only,
without regard to their inllSidual
merits
no doubt the British peoPIe cplld
change these things speedily md win;
ont violence Il they really desired to
get rid or this Inheritance from feudnl,
ism. But they have mot got rid Of It
and thls Is evidence enough that they
do not wish To do so.
The British see no reason TO abolish
a state Of Affairs which the American
asurxtE.Il OF the dark ngeS. 4 native
American finds It wholly impossible 10
understand the mental attitude Of q
certain man ot letters III London. who
justified his iltgrsLinetI ~toryisgn by the
assertion thAt lie simply would not be
ruled by his eluals-Reader.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01
AN opp pUEL.
II Introduced q EsrencImnn to the
PoasfSiiitFea oc BaaebaIL

It introduced q ETEenclunam to the
PosalbiitEes OF Bnaeba1L
Al Frenchrlm challenger anaAmer-
lean to fight. The American, q husky
six footer from Yale. who had pitched
on the baseball team and stroked the
crew. wa Ioatllto Hcccpt and took the
matter as something OF a Joke. The
count pressed his desire for satfk11e-
ton, and at last the son Of old Ell CON
sented to meet him. stlpulnting that he
should choose his own weapons Sec
onds were agreed upon. and the mode
OF combat chosen by the American was
bascballs at twenty PAGES. II was
dangerously close range for a man who
spent three years twirlIng insllootsf
and o~utdrops over q twelve inch plate
and likely to be Il pretty accurate shot
with Il baseball but the FrenchI1an
was game, and9they mel on the out-
skirts of the city at daybrelk.
Each was to have three shots, uld
The count wo the toss and thereby the
privilege OF leading on. Perhaps he
had never seen a baseball before and.
MT amy rate. the man from Yale had M
dfmcnIty IN dodging the adamanttne
spheres which the son OF Belle France
sent scaling In his dfreftion.
Then the American orcned fire. The
hrst BAH grazcl the Frenehman
Shoulder, the second lodged in the Isit
of his stomach and the third. nm in
shoot, caught him full on the point OF
the chin. lie Went down and out aud
never challengedlnother American cit
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

IElr-Eff.sE ~
spring IN B94lymorgM z
tafHefshadsfak on tHat green
IN n0NheEe beyond the shores oEIrs
E1espnmgentpea smoke drtfted3
Xii aeatnEt fhe dntenBe 3bl1e Of the,
brushes sang on the bo'1ghs q
apple trees that szirted ire
ioW W walls. Barney thought lie
esee i6ad seen tbe Village look love
neti, nsseyery IL knew Bar
the most inpDy-go-Iueky lad
ha parrish
mtehelscAbin Of one room and 2
pigs %comprised his worldly.
but Light of purse and
81 Hsr lie often satd. tIs bet
han fehes and the gut" He
only one dfayTback Ia poverty,
tHq nc was that he could not ask
early to injury him TIL lie had.
STer her.
1n3pe Is always Istil. when one
md Barney knew that with.
perseverance he could lay
663tga. 50. rain Of shine, he worked
logs with a song on lis.
OF lie 1eIt HAT every penny he
saWas bringing Eileen nearer to
Hetlonght Of this exultantly as he
6led with her IN the long twilights
1SeastIe wind was us soft a s "A caress
scent OF apple blossoms came
tie afr.
was Ike nj apple blossom herr
Barhey's thinking. She had the
delicate colorin% and a gTIcefHs
the swaytns of a bp91 Yet
loved Linn she gave no y
smiled on him she aiso4SSqtled5on
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

ne that was never acquainted WITH
ndyerslty las seen the world brt one.
side And Is ignorant of half the scenes
or nNture.-S Sci ec'i.
l<reyentics, aS the name lsnPLles'
prevent al colds and grippe when
sstaken at the sneeIS stage fre-
yentics are tootnsonie candy tSo-
lets. PreveRtjcs dissipate all colds
mlickly, and taken early, when You
irat feel that i cold Is coming, they
cheek and Prevent them, k're-
yctitics are Thoroughly safe toI
children, and ss e@fEectnal fsF adults,
SnII si,d recommended ~ cent
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01
TaE MILp cARRoT.

One 81 the Nfoat hterenfE1iE OF Oar
Native Plants
A weed has been defined us IA plant
that persists in growing where it Is not
desired. Surely tile Wild carrot is a
most weedy Weed from the point Of
vleW Of that definition and of the dis
like Of the farmer, As to tire per.
sistcuce. ON. veteran farmer-nattralist
John Burroughs tells us: Cut or the
bead 81 the Wild carrot. and in a week
there are five heads in room OF the
one. Cut OFF these, and by fan there
are ten looking defiance at you from
Tie same root
Tie only fault of tile Wild Garrett,
aSOT other 80 called weeds. is too great
sliceass III life. 1t Is guilty only Of
persistence. But from Il uature lovers
pUtnf OF view there are. strictly speak
ing. M weeds. No plant Is disliked.
on the contrary. the more n plant is
abb. 10 strive successfully for life tho
more of interest 1t is. We can also
see and %npl5reciate the beauty without
The -wcedy'' disliIe.
III ia this spirit Observers win ex-
anime the wild carrot the verdict VIII
he that 1t Is one OF the prettiest and
most interesting of our native plants.
The beauty is especially netieeable in
the full bloom. or Queen Anne's lace.
form. Perhaps some may regard the
birds nest form ms the nos Interest
ng.-Exchange.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

This is an aye-aye,'' said the Keeper
Of the monkey house. Watch It ktGl;
Its food into its mouth
The aye-Iye. u hand%oute lenIr. U
ried 10 the plate NJ cut carrots THAT the
Keeper had iIlst pushed under The bars,
1t STOOD before the food. which it tools
M piece by piece III It's fore paw ana
tossed swiftly Through the air into liz
oEeil mouth. Like a juggier. it kept a
yellow Chain OF carrots curyinS through
the air from irs foot to its mouth coE-
tinuousIy. The quick oss Of tile leg
with which this was done had, undo
niubIy, the look OF a Kick.
".Aye-ayes come from Madagascar.
the Keeper said. They are nocturnal
in their habits. ana they live in holes.
The natives regard them with superstt-
tious reverence. They are the only
creatures extant that kick their food
into their mouths"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

III Fou ike coiTee hut dare not
9nk ID. try Dr. Shops Health
ES,rae, It IS tuaie that resi- cntee
1.,e. Jistnrb tlrs, stomach. heart dIs1
45GnG,s. But Dr. Shops Health
cOffre has not a gr'lN nt tfae co'leS :
81 ri. IIring male from Parctled
Tains. malt, etc, it FORMS a whole
ome. food-like drink. yet having
se true favor OF Old Jaws, and
Mocha Coffee. Made In a min
Met CALI at our store Tor e tTet
aaasple- Sold all dealera
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one seemed tQ -Ho~ stere he lad
zone II WHAT 80 oepuae q bin
one ef be pHenate4 int
nfoGoh etn seen rid
no afs1SNtrdI mn : brisk
X Be
o 49,
md tepa
seep1
neJ tint II never hid beer happy
E6 Weneabouf his ueprop5
ito ana tint ana;
haiI1y EefrfnE tire hlnkssfheEsgHN
him f6tan. RreSeht the door
6behe and Hugh am6ng
them
late ye avles said Bar
neg. but we're none tie less wei
come
TIs from the pOstoGiee am an
sEeredH Hugh and rom the pocket
lsof his mud bespanered coat m OH
efaI looking envelope the sea1of which
was not get brc .
BeIIke HIS from Uncle Seamus,
hugh went on. and the guests gathered
found him, wH Eileen held b can
lie that be nata read.
Barney sat On a table near by, swing
ing his feet He stole q glance az.
Eileen and not 4 the shadow the can
lie threw across her face and how her
dark lashcs swept the rose OF her
cheek. eArrah. my dtlrlInt. lac wills
pcred 10 himself. before this
gore ri hive your pr9IInIseE Then ne
COMPRESSED :it.4
X, 1,ore
# WIS SeFE 49,, Si,s+
Oh 4Sarh : 1890
SsaIntls Aiei $500 aa.,.Iing tho.
Y nen5 taetIA saaS. ~, I,ras+ll
lelts y .a,na rnt,:arJ
3HElcN Wy
-. ,..ss, "A ono ,no,e ,fesSsv-
80 ,Ia,5 800 - be5ssift stantIt-
Z ..%I ~
.SmjgI M me-
IT56 tts,4,o,s
,a,ishaT m hin
Lis t1e.,d ne
o"H i9rt"'is
NA ~ ..toJ .4va
sLleS " - ,,;+h mo an slrii,k
Asss Y ~ $3.50 soam,,sf., T-LIs
s,oTt ~ g-coujns-
.s 10y S1trL.. startoI IN ...rhe
800; n,,,,I,n ;, ontl! singing
IL ,,,,asts danced o,it
- ,7nse,1 lon~ enough
ne door ..ooI l ni.snt "t to their host and
nass Zy-itboI,t 4 word at his
sonlu nor p"S7
Al S.t 49,, ~, al ,ot4tcoat ;. savs
nprs,Ia :.,,,I +IIe ,cs,.,. Of
l.Nls 49, ~. ri~in~ mo-.
~ h.,.,.r j. nronised." cbuc-
IA n-o,.ae1iv and he ~dl,udheen
HT ~ ! - -, ,.in,s NM ,~veeISr, 70
| = like5y ~ 81 .,,vI,. eno,i.b
wHirll ,..- ~ ~ I.en+ M
slnilinE W. " ~ art,.r III. lie.
sntl'Als5S 8, NJ Wien The iast
Nts ~ s,mJ n, c,bi,a xy,is as
suest it;tu = ~ t,I,1. mi.
,,,r .el ~ ~ rasc s. lis arns,
Deeper than t!ie ~sappoihtale ever
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e &c aEVERsE1.

W
1aFISherMadfa EMhr&m I1Gs Tells -
DlstFa - 1teps
&. FtdfIerf aflb n the
s eeas6Fn det 7
e0mnE tmt0
~ 1osted
he mn head II reEere
36f no f6e Interested speetlton thss
ddg aISSaVs brings plng
sf0fAt mems that O1e -
eeWmemtsBlng1 theough
fy oeft6e sea- But to the member
fhe cart itself the gna
an3emBiem 81 woe. The nag Bhoisted
Nom ff1eir VieWp6fhE / notify those
eoncerned mat the complement OF
ship fSnot run, and they live on hope
eoF 4 long time before they acllfowG
edge that the men who have disappear
ed5are really lost.
stranger to senfnFfng wayS asked
the skipper of one or these ilshins
gchooners the other dag whnt tile dis
trrss signal meant. and he waR set
right by tie captain, who remarked IN
the most cheerful way IN the world:
They're missing out Of n crew, oe
course. but we haven't given them up
~ d long sight. We e they may
have been picked up by some Other
Don't mn carried on to tn other
Oh nQ.HR9 QO0E SISG N&HAEF5s
cause we've missed theEmG
than likely they.l
York Press.
Stree
There are second class
street cars, writes AlDert Hale IN the
tender, and 4 with a package In my
:lrms. had taken a first class bond. us
Il sStr4et car Is called III Rio de Ianeiro.
scarcely lad / done 80 when the con-
ductor requested me to transfer to q
SECOND class car whenever It might
come along. because 40 one Is allowed
to carry anything greater than q lap
satcheI first class. So / hunlbly de-
scended ana had either To mt with
market women anil sweaty lahorers or
to al a tilhury. a tflbury. named
after the English maker who years
ago introduced 1t. is Il curious two
wheeled. light springed cab. like an
old fashioned gig. and resembles q
lansom without tile attachment for
the driver. He sits inside the tiIDury.
A person without a necktie is no more
allowed 1rst class on the street cars
than wns L Win my parcel. They are
decidedly particular IN Brazil and In
Eertt many ftstillOus ways from the
time Of tile empire. when dress and
manners were the mark separating III
artstocracy from the working classes.
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swe..tcst az All.

Outlattll tell yOu. enjoyed the
sleep 1 got this morning F~ogey-sci-
.~entists say It's the sleep you get be-
fore mldnt@ht tint does You the most
gD,d. Outlltc-Trt fHy be. but It's
the sleep 1 get afirr 1871 called IN tho
morri s.5 'at ::Ie eel good:
philla ;rs3
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Mnde Hnnn, Eor l.ife

Great Happiness anne INTO the
home Of :. c. Blair. school supcrin-
tendent. at st. .Albans. w. Va. when
his little daughter was restored from
the dreadful complaint he nnl,e%
He says: ~My little daughter had
st. Nitus Dance whicE .Nicl'l"'l n
no treatment but grew steadily
worse until as a last resort we tried
Electric Bitters; and rejoice 70
s.lv. three bottles effected u complete
cure. bQuick, sure cure for merry
cltre. Quick. sure cure for ncry-
frn,aIe Weaknesses. impoverished.
blood and malaria. Guur iateed By
r. q. Bland. druggist. Price 30f'
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Look ut this. VIII youf:" exclaimed
the real estate and house renting opti-
mist. ..In this pstpcr there is a record
OF e~f=lity-Seven murriaEe licenses Is
sued Yesterday"
We'll. what of it," said his pnrtner.
the p"~Sfmlst Of tllc firm. who was lean
Ing hack in Il cLlHtr with Ills hat pulled.
down over Ills eyes.
What Of lt:' echoed the other.
Cant You seey Those cighty-seven
marriage licensees mean eigllty-Seven
marriages. Tile cIGhty-seven marriages
viii lead I" riglrty-scvcn inquiries for
houses. hut or ut least eligible apart
mruts. II hound I o stimulate business
la orr line. and we'll get our sllare."
...'llat doesn't follow at all. Those
ai~glty-sSven licenses represent Ia per
sons, don't they =
'YSs.'
probably all adults"
..CndOubtedly. What Of it,"
..%othing." groVvlcd the pcssimlst.
"cxcept that III persons who have
hitherto occupied III apartments will
hereafter occupy cigllty-seven. You
me ii pain. Go away"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

DumIey--IIow much VIII 1t cost +"
send II packing c.use from Philadelphia"
10 Boston? Freight .Ngeht-Six cents
1 o ~Dumley-NIy! How many {
X 1t from Philadelphia to Roston:-.
IhIIudelnhIa Press.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

AspIrant Yllat ls yon think 81 ms
little poem. .EIp Always Refused to
smfIe9v Eaitor-weiI, / think IL you
had y him tile poem 70 read yol
would have brolsen the spell.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

"NeaItA has Its disadvantage" said
tue philosopher.
eyes, answered the With, spolt.
ing lneuuatJons. SIT must he very mo
notonous far q ma to be able TO bot
5.OOOior $4,000 OF horse race Wits
caTfpK whether ha tpaessit or not
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

81 Thought IL was a good time 10 .isE
the old sentlnmun for his d~au@atrg-
ne is suHering from q ~recertly bsoSen
arm
'sWellg-
II found / made a mistuae IN liot
waiting hntil ne broke a leg Glevs
Ian Plain Dealer.
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20 .A.,..ndins scalr.

Curate's Little t:trl-My hen has laid
an egg. Wears Little 'ilrl- My hGn
ms lnid two. BIsll0;'S Little Girl
8n.I,,4.s nothing. My father llNs hItd q
rounlatIon stone.-Londom Sketch.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

MANY men and women rAte .
at da9ccs which terminate i'm pneli5
aionit ma eonsunption. After
avPosbre, eleN lpneg AND IlI
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~cLAaKseURG. q. e.
Daily. Z Daily except SUNDAY
. Sunday only.
Am ZINE, EAsIBOUN0.

tel-aN
Cumberland Washington. BeItl
more, Philadelphia and
York, Depart %3.52, ann
pm. 1886 pm.
Arrive s12.53 a.m., 1855
"7.2s pm.
Grafton Accom-, Depart 1929
x7.18 pm. ARRIVE e726 am
13.40 pm. 1902 pm,
NAH LINE, B~EsTBoUEp,
Parkersburg, Cincinuati. I0uisy1l
q st. Louis, Depart I2 So asD
%9.5S am, 1928 pm
1852 am, 1885 pm
P~arkersburg Accom- Depart
am, 13s40 pm. Arrive 1912
am, xz.18 pm, 1908 pm
". "a. q PITTS, EoRTHBoUNp
ConnellsVile and Psttsbpre;
x6.l5 mi, 1tO.25 q. mi
am. Arrive 1880 pm
Rib pm, 711.o5 pm
pm.
Eairmont and MorganroWn,
16.15 am, z1O.25 am
am, x4.O0 pn, 17.G6 pm
rive xey40 am. 9S6
pm, ROO PAM. 1E1.Q5
w. VA. d PITTS sOgTHBQpBp
Weston, Depart 1900 am,
am, x1l.25 am 400
Arrive x6.f5 a
$40 ams ROO pms
7.O5 pm
Pickens, Depart x666 asm
pm, x416 pm
2B.4p am, I2.05
Ricnwood and intTne IqL
Depart 1890 am,
Arrive 1900 1907
Webst SPRING,
rBAsSt8p
New NaFtn
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Klnh Henrlnl.

Hewitt-W1ly did you marry Jew
ttt-Just to give a friend or milne. a
clergyman, 3ob.-New York Press.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01
nn1 Il 40 noncxmoon.

t'FtnISIftNI Your UnNpyIIIOUL W.
81 dom know, \ have never been
able to detcrmtuc the exact meaning
Of tic word honeymorn.
We'll. then. hats your wife coininenc-
oil 10 10 the coolSInS yet Houston
rost
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

There is no more perfect endowment
in man than political virtue -Flntarch.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

!'oliv often rOcs beyond her bounds.
IN; linp.:dencs knows uon~.-Ben Jon.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

Woe to the man who Nandykei
tic Ridgway lion IN his den.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

ALWAYS JUDGE TEE MFR-
NF AN ADXER1ISlN9
NFDlIM Ba ITS WANTEIl
@OLI Mn; SEE TsEIE
NJ WANTED G0LgsMN
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therefore sovereign remedy.
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pcNNitt's Little EARLY Risers.
About tile most reliable pill on the
market. Sold by Stone y MergSr.
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Coachntan EIoop never will he
missed.