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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
what she Noticed.

''They haven't picture that n worth
WHILE" he said, and their library
shelves are practically bare"
THAT may he So" she replied. "but
you ought to zee the beautiful dia-
monds the ladies Of the family have."
Chicago Record Herald.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
All Run Down

Wanting in vitality, vigor,
vim,-that IS a condition
that no one can safely me-
glect, for it. is the most
common predisposing cause
Of disease. The blood is at
fault; it needs purif ying or
enriching and the best medi-
cine to take is
Hood Sarsaparilla
the great Alternative and
tonic builds up the whole
system.
For testimonials of remarkable cures
send for Book on That Tired Feeling,
No. 3. c. l. Hood Co.. Lowell. Mass.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
Fl0ur.

The finest -four is not the most nutri-
tious. for, while it contains the most
starch. the albuminoids and other uu-
tritious elements are almost lacking.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
COL. DREfFUs TO RETIRE
French Officer Recently Restored ts
Honor, viii Leave Army on
Pension.
Publishers Press1

Paris, Aug. -. The F7.rie an
nouneed that Major Alfred Dreyfus
will retire from the army in October
on a pension No confirmation OF the
report could be obtained at the Wal
ministry
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30

Ladies' hats from 9s cepts to s1.5o
Regular price s2.l to $500 Millin-
cry stock must bel SGD. 7o7 Main
street ~ got
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
Wouldn't Stand For /.

Wouldn't Stand For Il.
"Why did you start fight with that
boy?"
He said / couldn't swear any better
than his uncle's parrot
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
CuriosStics OF Woman.
Hfx Ef-UreA

Hes great man on figures.s
Mathematician %
NO: ladies' tailor" - Minneapolis
Journal
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
Local Coyo-

Now the grecn IS on the hillside
And the naauve is on the rocks.
But for yaFiegated coiers
Look on all the summer socks.
-Iudee.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30

Anything to Shu, /: OF.
To elevate the Chinese stage
The weary listener might
Be sorely tempted to engage
A man with dynamite.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
The Printers. Bible.

The Printers Bible" is so called be-
cause it contains curious typograph-
fcai error in the one hundred and six
ty-first verse of the One Hundred and
Nineteenth Psalm. which IS made to
read, Printers have prosecuted me
without cause" instead of princes"
Curiossties OF Woman.
Women pin from left 10 right; men
from right to left. Women button
from right to left: men from left to
right. Women stir from left to right
ttheir tea. for instance: men from right
to left Women seldom know the diff
ference between right and a left
shoe. and il housemaid brings up
mans boots she viii nine times out OF
ten place them so that the points will
diyerge. Can these peeuliarities be
explained 2-London Truth.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
Social and Personal NenfiOn


WEST MAIN STREET YESTERDAY AFTER
CONGRATULATIONS
TILLARA HAAS AND MR.. HARRY
SEPT. 12
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
Queen victoria's Difficulty.

"Queen Victoria said at one time: 81
don't know how to talk TO Mr.. Glad
stone. He always addresses me as il
he were talking at a public meeting
And SO it was that the great English
statesman was compelled at every
turn to fight against his perilous gift
of oratory. The Neople who knew
him well and who had heard and been
charmed by him were prone to re-
mark: Does Gladstone possess elo-
quence, or does eloquence possess
Gladstone?' 1t was once said of him
that he was inebriated by the exuber-
ance of his own verbosity, and this
fling remained current throughout his
life -
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
Fell From Moving Machine.

Wooster, O.. Aug %. Christian
Shelley, SO. one of the largest Iana
owners in Wayne county, fell from a
moving machine and sustained in
juries from which death ensued in
few minutes.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30
Color % shy Al,

Strong drink has been the curse q
the Indian
Where he makes a mistake is
looking upon the cup when he is red
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-30

CA sTo RIA.
Bears the ,Ihe Kind fou Fave ssays b0ugfs
Of &1EZeesez<x
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DR.. GUHSAULUS
WAS LISTENED TO
BY GREAT CROWD
CONTINUED From Page One.l

foot was so elastic, SO responsive to
his soul that it seemed to be violin
in the hands of a great master. l re-
member seeing him once in a rail
road station in London. He was
talking about a simple thing-a rail-
road ticket-to the ticket agent. but
there was SO much music in his voice
there was such an eloquence in his
speech, regarding this simple little
in the presence of genius.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02

nesI Hors' morse is a ,!.v. i.
fm a fine build and wei; shaped
hmbs. lie carried off two of the
prizes, Nos. lO2 and 1U7: the first
IS Tor the best South Carolina raised
horse, and Ae second open to the
world, doane. team. Mr.. Peake
grove team composed of his own
horse and one he picked up at the
the Fair. The money prizes
amounted to $500, besides a
special, won by this same horse.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02

8 i =! !7sy s:tS S:s q; !? =: 4:
!; So5;:s. %:s NJ Snsa s y S~ ;1., very
few about Marry silly girls
lkq th~c; each for his kind.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
HAILOWE'EN..

Oogh! The cold chills are ;play.
ing hide and seek through the
mazcs of t'backbone-Ii see .
ghost. With hollow eyes that
glare, a mouth improportionet vet
grlnning in. almost ghoulish glee
and a feathery step that. bcspeaks
his ouphen nature, the thing"
approaches me. | shivcr and
shuddcr in fears frenzy, but can't
move a peg; the things got me;
I'm IN his spookish clutches. O,
Help. Murder,
The dickens! I forgot it was
Halloween, the time when bows
and girls can masque as hobgob-
bins, spooks and ghost, and it
wasn't a thing but my neighbor
with pumpkin head on him and q
sheet that made him look ghostlv
Halloween, why that is when anv-
body may play tricks, act the ghost
and cause a disturbance in sninal
columns. And it is when all the
ghost lore, accumulated through
out the centuries is told and re-
told, ampliiicd at each telling
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
The PATIENCE OF JOB
Gould Hardly Endure the Torment Of
ltChinq Piles.

Itching piles is constant torment-so
is eczema. No comfort all day. no rest
at"night: Can't keep your mind on
work. No use to go to bed. Suffer M
longer; use Doan's Ointment. 1t gives
relief in five or ten minutes. 1t cures
ID short time.,cured to stay cured
Union people endorse it.
l.. Ubele, baker and confectioner on
Main street, says:-."I have used
Doan's Ointment and found it to be as
represented. 1t is the only remedy on
the face of the earth that know will
cure itching piles, one of the most
trying and irritating Affections there
is. Doan's Ointment will cure the af
fection and do it at once. You are
welcome to use my name as one who
can speak TO this effect from ex-
perience.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. FosterMilburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
Executor Notice.

Notice is hereby given that on Satur-
day, the 2ith day of November prox. -.
the undersigned will make final re-
turn to the Probate Judge for Union
County of their actings and doinQs AS
Executors OF the last will and testa-
ment OF VIM. II. Wallace. deceased ;
and on said day and at the hour of Ter
o'clock A. M. thereof, we will make
application to the Probate Judge for a
Final Discharge from the office and
duties of Executors Of said will.
j. G.. SHEPPARD,
j. III. maxwell,
V. S. GAGE,
ID. II. WALLACE,
Hl-4t Executors.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
Whiskey at SantuC.

Santuc, Oct. 30.-Whiskey is as
plentiful here now as one needs
to see, unless it is regular old guz-
zler-nore than many wants to see.
OF course all of the big jugs that
came here are for private use"
We know. But many believe it is
to make private" money. There
were three 3 gallon jugs to arrive
here last Saturday for private use"
besides the smaller ones. The big
ones were consigned for three of the |
suspects, as people suspect them to !
4 be blind tigers. But those who
1 know positively will keep very dumb
aif called upon. The three suspects
ain this case are jim Dawkins, Cole
fman Jeter and Dennis Moorcman,
sall negroes. Jim Dawkins runs an
Eexcuse for restaurant, but docs
not seem to he restau-ranting enough
to keep soul and body together, but
gets. good many big jugs for per
, sanal use." The constables made
raid on his shack about a year
! and and half ago and found some
6 liquor in an oil can. He must be
: Smaking good living off his res
" aanrant." Coleman ,Jeter is one
;. who works at his crop some, but it
" ~ does not seem to be making expen-
. - ses, hut perhaps from his big 3 gal
= . Ion jugs for personal use," he is
= . getting fat. AS for Dennis Moore
= man, well, he lives out in the .coun-
= try, but keeps his ''office" here, at
: Ileast he is here all of his tfnaesiex-
~ lcept bed hours, is never seen tC
work any, but he won't go ragged,
e and has money to buy many big
- |iugs of whiskey, but is never seer
~ Grunk around town. But he is no
u loo pure not to make others drunk
, There are three who are suspected
- Hbut there are several who arr
~ thought to be blind tigers. ArounC
~ ~ whiskey is plentiful and those wh'
"a want it seems to be able to Away
~ ~. get supplied. We had muss O
y wbiskey here all of last winter AM
80 when the money run low there wa
~ kind of let up on it, but with tn
s getting of money again, it is agai
nv flowing like the streams with thei
NJ winter water. Taking the place
,mr m that / know something about
do Santuc and Carlisle for instance
re | refuse to believe that other place
Nv are so very much better than {
,Ie yore, if however, some of the white
NV NV Washing was taken off. Let a
~ come out and tell the truth, eve
nj # we would like to pad things
err iO''o' 'oo"e wv CIV "p
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
Final DISCHARGE.

Notice is hereby given that J. r.
Jetcr, administrators OF the estate oi
>. Woods Jeter, deceased, has applied
TO Jason M Greer, Judge of Probate,
IN and for the County of Union. for
ilnal discharge as such Administrator
1T is ordered, That the 10Th day Of
November, A. ID. 1906, be fixed for hear.
ing OF petition, and final settlcment
of said estate. u =
JASON NJ. Greer,
Probate Jud ge Union County, s. G.,
Pnblished in THE UNION TrMrs
October 10, 1906. ioM
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
pOlNTLESS pENNMGS.
UGIi-IIUH !

Told you SO. l knew Sonle We
would read about the Art of MOO
ing" and take me up on it. 'bust
who did it I do not know, but
here a dollar to ginger cake that
its a woman. Here is what she
says: Il
\ writer in THE UNION TIMEs
telling the men how to WOO th4
women of their choice, winds up bI
stating that it is the sensiblI
woman he is speaking of for hH
doesn't give a darn" how thkl
silly are won. But | want t$
ask how many are there who werfS
ever known to WOO and win rca
sensible woman? Very few indeed
Its most always the silly gigling OF
butterfly of woman that attractt
t them. Those who make them4
selves conspicuous on the street and
around the depot are just it, J"
while the quiet, sensible, stay-at-
home girls go unnoticed. And
isn't it appalling how many of
these silly, senseless marriages are
being contracted. That marriage
is essential to happiness we do not
deny, but it must be a sensible
marriage. When. contemplating
matrimony one should not be
blinded by passion that will soon
pass away when one finds that the
object sought and won is not gold
but dross. No two people can be
happy together whose natures are
different. How can a quiet, home
loving man, one who loves hi:
books and papers of evenings 'b'
happy with a silly woman wht
cares for nothing hnt pleasure ant
dress. But if after long acquain
tancc two people find that thei
lives will bic ii harmoniously AM
that they real and truly love eacI
other then tn should marry an
as the no1aiMs say Give happil
ever afte~
Now good lady starts out t
criticisel but closes by agreein
in every rticular with my views
| The quq b is asked, how man
men WI ever known to WOO an
WIN SCI women. answc
Suse oss;hla Ina my whot have mac
11mSi".u 40 har iages, and these a
a;lin .Lilioe he millions. A sci
o 500 to win sensib
m,rri "o Il he does, a hapI
sensiI ts. ] 4aim to be
won and ! wooed ar
av IL won,Sf; no butte
al for, lixIEIIs::SS be
J hny silly - ,s'sir,f,tSt -
4se,W aIo% ,%o BE- ~
!: m!; II N: <: rs y E, l. = y ::
e AZ. i az Us no;isss ;%ss when lS hs ' THAT vc
4 ! few about Marry silly girls
.'p] ':.:: .:;:;5::.: &c: ::: his kin
| J,t loo1xo1
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
A Mountain OF GOLD

could not bring as much happiness To
Mrs. Lucia Wilke, of Caroline, wis. as
did one 25c box of Buckfen's Arnica
Salve, when it completely cured run
ming sore on her leg which had tortured
her 23 long years., Greatest antiseptic
healer of Piles, Wounds and Sores
% cents at all drug storeS. -
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
~ CHARACTER.

Hat hooked, over his left ear,
w;MElng carie in hand, he entered
the ST FEET car. Over his left ear a
cigare te stump awaited further
use; no amidst the kinked. wool
on ne right reposed a match.
FrYm out the coat pocket hair
bNlsh protruded, while a comb was
partly hid in vest pocket. A cell
lulPld collar of blue, red tie,
trousers of noisy check, coat, of the,
jlm-swinger'' specie, and lastl
summers sh9es, was the get-up he |
carried himself in. The coon, wax'
going a-yisiting,, -
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
Lecture at Gilead and JOnesyiIIe
Churches.

Rev. w, E. Crocker, a mission
airy to China, under. the auspices of
the Southern, Baptist Coyention,
who is, now in this. country, will
deliver, a lecture on China at
Gllead church, Sunday morning,
Nove1ar 9TH. On the evening of
the s. sunday he will speak in
atne. g Baptist church.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
SunbeamS Entertainment.

The Sunbeam society of the
second Baptist church will give an
entertainment consisting of songs
and rccltations, next Sunday niobt
at O'Clock. The program will be
audience. ''ieo
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-02
Notice..

The regular monthly meeting of The
Union Building and Loan Association
will be held at the court house Tues
day evening, Nov. 9th, at s o'clock.
I'D. ARTHUR, Secretary.
New-York tribune., 1906-07-15

foreigner. He is certain to wonder, if he does
not have feeling of nervousness about il, why
it does not fall off. 1t is of some woven mate
rial, loosely covered with strings, which look
like strands of yarn. Resembling a skirt, but
longer, it is supported by a band which passes
over one shoulder. One arm is entirely covered
and the other thoroughly disclosed. The gar
ment certainly gives them an opportunity TO
display their well rounded shoulders and arms.
The change TO what is usually termed civilized
attire has not in all cases, added to their at
tractiveness. The plump, and sometimes squat,
youngsters do not show to the same advantage
in the 'tUrned-Up pantalOOns' of the American
barefoot boy" they do in their native lack of
clothing.
Three dances of the savage days of the MaOris
which are occasionally presented a spectacle
to-day the POwhiri, or dance of welcome;
the Tu Tu Ngharahu, a war dance and sham
would suggest anything except welcome to
one who did not understand it's meaning. One
would be more likely to run away than remain
to be welcomed by the squad of almost naked
warriors. With bodies cleaning in the sun
light, stalwart chief prancing at their head
and flourshing savagely long spear or club
and every shouting a cry at the top Of
his lungs, one would hardly look upon the DEM
onstration one of peace The appearance of
the enemy, their fighting powers and their de-
New-York tribune., 1906-07-15

marks an American. Besides which, three
other nationalities are concerned with the pun
ishment of the man who stole the hen!
conglomeration surely, but il pretty accu-
rately represents the heterogeneous population
of Thursday Island. In addition to sixteen hun
ired-odd, there must be reckOned two thousand
men of all colors engaged on the floating pearl
stations. Months elapse between visits while
in some cases only once year do the fleets re-
turn This means that the workmen of various
nationalities and faiths. and faiths at all,
are entirely cut off from religious services. At
Christmas time the fleets all come into Thursday
Island and the men are paid off. With 10000
sterling of their money going into the liquor
shops, etc. it is no wonder that there should be
riots, bloodshed and murders. In all the realm
of commercial operations in fully civilized and
properly governed region there to be found
men who have greater need for missionary work
than these same divers, slug hunters and pearl
shell sorters? The Church of England is doing
an admirable work among this cosmopolitan
population.
New-York tribune., 1906-07-15
NEW ZEALANDERS
Characteristics Of the Maoris- Their
aboriginal Customs.

The brief visit to this country of Sir Joseph
George Ward, the new Premier of New Zealand
has served to attract considerable attention to
that country. What with government owned
railroads, the slaughter of trusts through the
establishment of rival concerns by the govern
ment no milliOnaires, but, on the contrary il is
said greater per capita wealth than any other
country in the world paupers, almost no
charities, compulsory arbitration of labor diff
ferences and universal suffrage, it is an inter-
esting country.
Not the least interesting thing about New
Zealand is it's native population There are
about fifty thousand MaOris. Their contact
with the intelligent white people who have set
tied their islands has rapidly changed their
characteristics. A century ago they were
dancing the Haka in deadly earnest tearing
their enemies limb from limb for the boiling pot
and altogether acting ferociOusly that sailors
when they beheld the shores of New Zealand
prayed as in time of threatened shipwreck to be
delivered from the hands of these barbarians
While cannibals, they were ranking high
in the grade of barbarism and in mental capac-
ity were near the border line between that state
and the lower order of civilized peoples. When
first discovered they were counted among the
finest specimens of the human race physically
AS in the case of the native Hawaiian, TO whom
they are supposed TO be related, they were IN a
condition to accept the benefits of civilization"
With their cousins the Hawaiians they adopted
christianity early in the last century, and when
he English came to settle they quickly threw off
heir war mats dOnned trousers and seized golf
Tubs Except when they are given as exhihi-
ions, one no longer sees the native dances. and
ihe koroWai has given way to the feminine fur
'elows of the white woman. A couple of years
go the New Zealand golf championship was
Fnn by chief of this once cannihaI race
In appearance the MaOris are intelligent
goth men and women are large boned and in
Ained to be plump Many of the women are
charmngy moulded. Their faces are an at
tractive oval and the hair is dark, long soft
glossy and wavy. AS reproduced by phOtogra-
ply their faces suggest those of mulattoes and
quadroOns
Often the women when photographed, are
shown in a peculiar garment, the method of
wearing which seems strange to the eyes of
New-York tribune., 1906-07-15
THE HALF HOLIDAY BOON.

Bishop Warren, Of Denver. was praising in
Philadelphia the Saturday half holiday Sud
denly he laughed.
Il remember he said, zone very hot day in
New York visiting the Offices Of a friend Of
mine, wholesale coffee merchant, about II
O'Clock in the morning
Il was weak and HstIess with the heat. Ever
one on the street was pale and dropping and
dispirited.
But in my friends Office all was hustle, hus
tie and enthusiasm on fire with zeal, the clerks
ran hither and yOn. or bent over great ledgsrs
with the absorption of a young woman in a good
novel.
I elaPped my friend on the shoulder JACK
said J. it must be pleasant and profitable to
have an office corps so full of energy and en-
thusiasm as this
Well said Jack, awkwardIy it's not that
exactly. To-day, you see. is a half holiday. and
they are getting ready to go home"
New-York tribune., 1906-07-15

feat are described in action in the Tu Tu NgEa.
rahu. In the Haka the Maori is shown as +.
appeared on his ancient battlefelds. In thl7
the MaOris divide themselves into a number q
different parties. An ear piercing cry breass
from one. II is followed by other similar erlss
Another party begins a series Of descriusigs
pOstUres. The warriors assume pUgilistlc az.
titUdes. With horrible realism they sugyss.
that meal Of human flesh would be an agrss-
able repast, especially if the flesh were that q
the invaders. initiating the hacking OF Of heads
legs and arms. This part of the perfOrmanos
is accompanied by hideOus cries, which, II tar
could be interpreted. perhaps, would prove 10
be "Fe! Fl! FO! Fun, / smell the blood q
an Englishman." The dance ended in the saE-
age days with a fierce onslaught on the enemy
followed by the eating Of the killed and The
spOliatiOn Of the invader.
As one looks upon the exhibition Of strange
barbaric ceremonies. and then recalls that in the
islands where these things occurred a century
ago may be found in practice to-day some Of
the most advanced theories regarding the soIu.
ton of social and economic problems he cannot
help thinking how far the world may travel in
a hundred years.
New-York tribune., 1906-07-15
TOO SUCCESSFUL 4 SERMOY.

Mrs. Howard Gould was describing her last
balloon trip She had stayed UP much longer
and gone much further than had been intended
The trip" she said, ruefully. was little too
successful
"Can anything be too successfuI?" was asked
"A Temperance sermon was once too success
full said Mrs. Gould
And she told how woman preached one
morning a temperance sermon to her husband
who was suffering from the effects Of the nishI
before.
''The great trouble with you. George" the
woman said. els that you cannot say No
Learn to say NO. George. and you viii have
fewer headaches. Can you let me have little
money this morning.
NO. said George. with apparent casa
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-04
ANNIE RUSSELL IN "FRIENI
 HANNAH"

Annie Russell who has just return ed from triumphal engagement in London. will make her appearance up- der the management of Messrs Wag- enhals & Kemper at Poli's Friday ey- ening in Paul Kester's new play, "Friend Hannah" Miss Russell prob ably has made more genuine and pro nounced successes than any other young actress on our stage. Only the fact that her professional career be- gan at the age of ten makes it possible to believe that she has accomplished what she has. Her most important role as a child was that of Josephine in juvenile "Pinafore" company. In "Esmeralda" she won her first great triumph and established permanent reputation. In this play she appeared nearly thousand times. After this she played in Hazel Kirke," Moths "Engaged.' Broken Hearts," Our Society," Sealed Instructions" "El-