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The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
WINTER WEAKNESS
Or. Williams Pink Pills the Tonic
That Most People Need for
aIonA and NApvaR

In winter the air of the close rooms in
which we spend SO much of the time
does not furnish enough oxygen to the
lungs to burn out the foul matter in the
blood. In the cold season we do not exer-
else as much and the skin and kidneys do
not throw off the waste matter as freely
as usual. The system becomes overloaded
with poisonous matter, and too feeble
to throw it off. Relief can be had only
through the use of remedy that will
promptly and thoroughly purify and
strengthen the blood, and the one best
adapted for this purpose is the great
blood tonic known as DR.. Williams Pink
Pills.
"They acted like magic in my case, +"
said Mrs. Clara L. Wilde. of No. 377
Farnsworth avenue, Detroit, Mich. Il
was weak and thin and could not sleep.
My stomach and nerves were out of or
der. / can't describe how miserable I
really was. dragged through six
months of feebleness, growing weaker
all the time until 1 finally hadn tstrength
enough to leave my bed.
"Then glad day came, the day when
began to take Dr.Willialns' Pink Pills.
They made me feel strong right away,
Ny appetite came back, l took on flesh
and the color returned to my checks.
People wondered that these pills did for
me what the doctors couldn't do. [ took
only six boxes and then was perfectly
we'll, If had not found this wonderful
remedy surely think that must have
wasted to death. Believing firmly that
these pills saved my life by the strength
which they gave me at critical mo-
ment, I unhesitatingly recommend them
to Others"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills contain NC
stinlulant but give strength that lasts.
They may be obtained at any drug
store
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Wertern Canada's Marveloua Crop
Returns.

The increase in the crop returns of
the Canadian West, in the past seven
years. has approached the marvellous.
and there is no reason to believe that
a corresponding increase will not re-
suit for many years to come. The in
crease has been particularly noticeable
in what was formerly known az the
Northwest Territories, but which, on
Sept. l, 1900, became the provinces Of
Alberta and Saskatchewan. From the
official returns we find the following
oats and barley, in the years mention
ed, and a more favorable showing can
not he pointed to in amy other country
luriN.r lil:n lAnrind
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Two Good Stories.

From the Columbia Herald.
1t is a pity to spoil good story by pub.
fishing it, After publication everybody
knows it and we cannot tell 1t cleverly at
dinner But DR.. Jones brought story to
town the other day that is too good to
leave unpublished. At the risk OF spelling
the story for repetition 1t is given here.
A preacher had 3-hour sermon upon
The Major and Minor Prophets" He
talked an hour and half upon the major
prophets. The congregation grew rest
less. He talked another hour and a half
upon the minor prophets. The congrega-
ton grew more restless. Finally he said:
''And what place shall we give Malachi?"
And old sinner on the back scat rose wear
fly and said: malachi can have my place
I'm going home!"
Which suggests a story told by dis
tinguishcd journalist who visited Colum-
bia recently. A Kansas City gentleman
met friend.
Where have you been?'' he inquired.
II have not seen you for long time
The reply came: II spent II month in
Lawrence yesterday
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
DIED SUDDENLY
OF HEART DISEASE.

How frequently does head line SINH
lar t.. the above greet us In the news
papers. The rush. push and strenuous
ness OF the American people has strong
tendency to lead up to valvnlar and other
affections of the heart, attended by ir-
regular action, palpitation, dizziness,
smothered sensations and other distress
ing symptoms.
Three of the prominent ingredients OF
which DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
Of the leading writer's on Mut4rin Medicn
for the cure Of just such cases. Golden
Seal root, for instance, is said by the
UNITED STATES OBSERVATORY. a stand
ard authority, "to impart tone and in
creased power to tho hearts action
resent Golden Seal as an unsurpassed
tonic for the muscular system IN general,
and as the heart is almost wholly com
posed OF muscular tissue, 1t naturally
follows that it must be greatly strength
ened by this superb, general tonic. But
Of Golden Medical Discovery" so far
as its marvellous cures Of valvular and
other affections Of the heart are con-
cerned, is Stone root, or C0lli1,so1,iu CAM,
Prof. VIM. Paine. author OF Paine's
Epitomy of Medicine. says Of it:
20 much oppressed with yalvular disease Of
the hear. that his friends were obliged to
carry him upstairs he. however. gradually
recovered under the influence OF Collinsonin
(medicinal principle extracted from Stone
root. and is now attending TO his business.
Heretofore physicians knew OF no remedy
for the removal OF SO distressing and 50 dam
gerous malady. With them It was all
guess work. and it fearfully warned the
afflicted that death was near at hand. Col
linsonin unquestionably affords relief in
such cases. and In most instances effects .
cure"
Stone root is also recommended by Drs.
uD1n md r,,I nf lam f,H
valvuar and other diseases of the heart.
The latter says: ut is 8 heart tonic Of
direct and permanent influence
rGolden Medical Discovery" not only
cures serious heart affections. but is a
most efficient general tonic and inyigor-
ator. strengthening the stomach, invig-
Grating the liver. regulating the bowels
and curing catarrhal affections in all
parts Of the system.
Dr. Pierces Pellets cure Constipatlo
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
An lQnoranus.

They were talking about the failure o.
the Subway tavern.
Well" said a lawyer, Bishop Potter
would never have entered into this move
ment If he had not known OF many similar
movements that are succeeding splendidly
in England. Bishop Potter is well In
formed, highly educated, man.
Speaking of his education" he went on,
II am reminded of convention where l
once heard him make an address, He
spoke in favor of cducation and self
made millionaire took exception to IA GER
tain thing he said. The millionaire de-
clared that he had never gone to college,
and he thanked heaven for it,
The bishop rose instantly.
9 Am to understand he said. that the
gentleman thanks heaven for his ignor-
iance?
why, yes replied the millionaire.
You can put 1t that way If you've a mind
to-
Then retorted Bishop Potter. "all I
have to say is that the gentlemen has a
.reat deal to thank heaven for.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Knew Nothing, of Course


An IGngltshman came to New York to
make some Investments said Governor
Folk of Missouri
He got the annual reports OF all the
biggest financial institutions in the land.
These reports were very favorable. All
the Englishmcn now needed was a little
testimony.
Accordingly he sought out a man
prominent in public life.
i think of investing, he said, in the
Sure Thing company. You are connected
with it, aren't you?'
I am, the public man replied
vii! YOU kindly tell me. then, said the
Briton. something about the financial
standing Of the concern?'
Really, I'm afraid ! can't. You Sec :
the public man explained. Tn only one of
the directors"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Robbed in Church.

Just think what an outrage it is to
be robbed of all the benefits of the
services by continuous coughing
throughout the congregation, when
Anti-Gripinc is guaranteed to cure.
Sold everywhere, 25 cents. F. w. Die
mer. NJ. D., Manufacturer, Spring
field, Mo.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
S Tons Grass Hav Free.

The enormous crops of our Northern
Grown Pedigree Seeds on our seed farms
the past year compel us to issue spe
cial catalogue called
sALzER's BARGAIN SEED BOOK.
This is brim full of bargain seeds at bar.
gain prices.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.
and receive free sufficient seed to grow
summer and our great Bargain Seed Book
with its wonderful surprises and great
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
Remit 4c and we add q package of Cos
mos, the most fashionable, serviceable,
beautiful annual flower.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Draw
er c., La Crosse, Wis.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
The Escape.

She awakes from deep sleep to find
the flames roaring and cracking all about
her.
"Mcrciful heavens! am lost?" she cries.
No. On the contrary. The fire, in point
Of fact, has heated her curling tongues to
such degree that she can make ready to
effect her escape without the loss of a
precious moment.
How little we know" she murmurs,
when at last she is borne down The ladder,
looking too sweet.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
THE SOCIAL HOUR.
.+++++++++++++++++++++++-
Probably Reformed Him.

Irving Grinnel. treasurer of the Church
Temperance society of New York, told at
temperance meeting a dramatic story.
"A woman entered harroom," he said.
and advanced quietly to her husband,
who sat drinking with three other men.
She placed "A covered dish on the table
and said:
"rhlnkin' ye'd be too busy to come
home TO supper, Jack, I've fetched 1t to
you here
And she departed.
The man laughed awkwardly. He in
Nited his friends 10 share the meal with
him. Then he removed the cover from
the dish.
The dish was empty. 1t contained a
slip of paper that said:
I hope you will enjoy your supper. 1t
is the same your wife and children have
Vt home."
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

ME ! wasted from 1914 to l22 pounds.
At the time started using Doan's Kid
ncy Pills an absccss was forming on
my right kidney. The trouble WAS
quickly checked. however. and the
treatment cured me, so that have
been well since 1896 and weigh 1SS
pounds
Sold by all dealers 80 cents Il box.
FosterMilbulm Co.. Buffalo. ~ y.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
flows Il1is2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of catarrh than cannot he cured
Dy liali's ,atayru Cure.
Il. j. CHENEY Il Co. Toledo o..
We, the Undersigned. have known +. j.
Cheney for the last ID years, and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WAI.DlNG. klNNAN Il MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, o.
Halls Catnrrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 1ac per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

sent me home with
Il terrible attack of
kidney trouble. l
had acute coiiges-
ton, sharp pain in
the back. headaches
and attacks of diZ-
illness. My eyes
gave out, and with
the II II guor and
sleeplessness OF the
IF th, tliSnosa ,,,,,u
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Moonshininu.

The Drug Drummcr-How are the pat
ont medicine exposures affecting your bus
mess:
The Rural Druggist-Darn bad! Ever
s.ncc The foxy farmers discovered the in
gradients OF the leadin' brands they're
maxim their own stuff!
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Wiser Counsel.

asked the grocer.
Fresh eggs" replied tho new clerk.
Make II 'Frcsll-laid eggs"
"Why-er-cverybody knows the eggs
were fresh when they were laid
Exactly, and that's all that it's safe
fe> W 20 say about Them"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
III for Tat.
l'rcm the New York w

: .NUW IU1K " -tKfy.
Mr.. J...Ns-,vno .las been fooling
wi+', -, -',r"
Mrs ,lil!ss -The new girl got hold of
it L,.4s .....ulng and discharged II.
My gracious! What did you do
II discharged her"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
No Information.

#. ...z From Puck
Have you seen Professor Gabbletof..
the scientist latcly?"
YES. listened to him for more than
an hour ut the club last night
Indeed! What was he talking about?"
He didn't say
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
LOST 72 POUNDS.

Was Fast Drifting Into til. Fatal
Stages of Kidney sickness.
DIR. Melvin NJ. Page, Page Optical
Co. Erie. Pa, writes Taking too
mfny iced drinks in New York in 1Su1
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

The yield has been uniformly good
every year except 1900, when there ap-
pears to have been a slump all along
the line. This. however. was more than
compensated for III the following year,
when the bumper crop in wheat, oats
and barley put the returns Of all previ-
Gus years completely in the shade, and
gave All impetus to settlement in the
West which has prevailed to the pres
cnt, as the following table by bushels
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

1t will be seen that the number of
acres Sown to wheat. oats and barley
in 1898 WAS 420.7l9. and that this had
increased in 1904 to 1.lS1,337 The to-
TIL crop l., the cereals mentioned was
9.G::"", y bushels il 1898. and in 1904
it had grown to the magnificent total of
-. .:9,.:i1-22 In the year Just closed tho
forward l:cTcment il the agriculture
oi the West has Decl the wonder and
envy at the wo. ID. New sections of the
country have been placed under tribute
to the pi&w and harrow. and the grain
area has he;sn largely increased. This
is particularly the case where it has
been demonstrated that Alberta Red"
winter wheat may be successfully
grown. and ao!g the lines Of the new
railways towards thu center Of the
country. where mixed farming prevails.
= The future Of the Canadian West is
assured. and. for years to come it is
bound to be the land of promise to the
agricutul'ist of every nation and Of
every cline. and the land of opportll-
nifty to every settler within its bounds
Fullest Information can lie secured
from any Canadian Government Agent.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Era

What will be Your chief aim now you
are in congress?" asked the interviewer.
ITO stay here" answered the laconic
young statesman.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
One Of Them.

From the Philadelphia Ledger
You people in Chicago" said Kadley.
with a sheer. think of nothing but killing
hogs
We'll, Well" replied the Chicago man.
II must have misunderstood you mo-
mcnt ago"
How do'you me!ln?"
Il understood you to say you had been
there"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
The Result Of a Promise.

From the Kansas City Star.
When the man who had been marriea
before took unto himself second wife
ne laid down for her guidance just one
rule deduced from his previous matrimon-
ial experience.
Neither of u.s." he said. will ever med
die with the others letters. | shall never
think Of opening your letters. and you, of
course, will observe the same respect for
my correspondence"
And wife No. 2 said she would. 1t was
because of that post-nuptal agreement
for each to respect the epistolary rights OF
the other that Wife No. was so worried
about a certain telegram. 1t was addressed
to the man. A telegram, in her opinion.
meant sudden DEATH and for the first time
In her life was tempted to open a COM
lnunlcation addressed to her husband. Be
ing woman of strong will, however. wife
No. subducd that unholy desire and set
about satisfying her curiosity by more
legitimate means She took the telegram
to the mans office. He was not in. Her
next move was to telegraph to his mother
, and brothers and sisters in Chicago.
"Is anybody dead?" she asked. Wire
Immediately at my expense"
Within three hours the answers began
to arrive.
Nobody dead. Why do you ask?''
] Wife No then put several telephone
wires into commission. About 3 O'Clock
one of the clerks in the office located the
1 man in Topeka.
Say. Bert he SAID there is something
doing up ut your house. Your wife has
| been looking for you all day. 1t must be
! serious business. She has been in tcle-
graphic communication with your folks in
/, Chicago
The man. at the other end of the wire,
| turned pale.
Good heavens" he cried, what.
wrong? | am just about to close this deal,
I,v-t IL t.
ns troleys and trains can take me-
1t was o'clock when the man who had
been married before came home His wife
met him at the door with the telegram
/ Read it, she said 81 am nearly fran
tic with anxiety"
The man opened the envelope.
! well. I'll be blessed!" he said. "Why
didn't you open it yourself?'
How could l." she retorted. '.aftcr what
you sad?"
But the telegram is yours" said the
man: 1T says SO. plain as day. You
didn't read straight sent it myself. early
this morning. j told you had to go TO
Topeka and might not be back iii late
tonight"
4 And just to think sighed wife No. .
that | spent $3.50 to find out-that."
The lmpudence!
J The bridal couple from the country sat
for the first time in fashionable rest
aurant.
Puzzled by the menu. the young mar,
pushed 1t impatiently aside.
Steak he said, in a loud, confident
voice. Potatoes and coffee. And cham.
payne
Extra dry?" the waiter asked.
Il The bridegroom started He frow-ned.
It's none of your business how dry ]
am" he. said. Don't you get gay with me.
or III report you.''
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Mrs Bessie MnsIev

tain the love and admiration of her
husband. to inspire him to make the
most of himself, should be a woman's
constant study.
If a woman finds that her energies
are tagging, that she gets easily tired,
dark shadows appear under her eyes,
she has backache, headaches, bearing
down pains, nervousness, Irregularities
or the blues, she should start at once
to build up her system by tonic with
specific powers. such as Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Following we publish by request .
letter from young wife:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
Ever since my child was born 1 have suf-
fered, as hope few women ever have, with in
fiammation, female weakness, bearing-down
pains, backache and wretched headaches. It
affected my stomach so could not enjoy nv
meals, and half my time was spent in bed
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
made me well woman, and feel so grateful
that am glad to write and tell you of my
new life and vitality Mrs. Bessie Ainsley,
GIL South 10th Street. Tacoma, Wash.
What Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs Ainsley it will
do for every sick and ailing woman.
If you have symptoms you don't UNI
derstand write to Mrs. pinkham,
daughter-in-law of Lydia e Pinkhnm.
at Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free and
always helpful.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

We use Piso's Cure for Consumption, in
preference to any other cough medicine.
Mrs. 8. p. Borden. 442 P street, Wash.
ington, D. c.. May Is, 1901.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
CAUGHT BY THE GRIP
RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA,
Pneumonia Followed La Grippe
Pe-ru-na the Remedy That
Brought Relief.


Pe-ru-na the Remedy That
Brought Relief.
Mr.. Il. Barnecott, West Aylmcr. On
iario. Can. writes:
last winter | was i'll with pneumonia
after having la grippe. took Peruna
for two months, when l became quite
WELL and can say that any one can be
cured by it in a reasonable time and at
little expense"
Systemic Catarrh, the Result Of La
Grippe, Pe-ru-na Receives Credit
for Present Good Health.
Mrs. Jennie w. Gilmore, Box "A, White
Oak, Ind. Ter. writes:
"Six years ago l had In grippe, which
was followed by systemic catarrh, The
only thing used was Peruna and Man
alin. and have been i'll better health the
last three years than for years before. l
give Pcruna all the credit for my good
health"
Pe-ru-na-A Tonic After La Grippe.
Mrs Chns. y. Wells. ST., Delaware.
Ohio. writes After severe attack of
In grippe. | took Pcrunu and found it Il
very good tonic"
"Most Effective Medicine Ever Tried
for La Grippe"
Robt. H. Madison. A. NJ. Principal of
Cullowhee High School, Painter, n. G.,
is chairman of the Jackson County
Board of Education. Mr.. Madison says
II am hardly ever without Pcruna in
my home. IL is the most effective medi-
cine that have ever tried for Ia grippe
Mrs. Jane Gift. Athens. o., writes
II had la grippe very bad. My husband
bought peruna for me. In very short
time I saw improvement and was soon
able to do my work"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money If it fails to cure.
l.. W. Groves signature Is on each box. 25c.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles.
Druggists are authorized to refund money II
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure in 10 IL
DAVIS Soc.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
A jungle TRAGEDY,

a Jungle Tragedy.
From Harpers Bazaar
Mr.. Monkey--What became of the baby?
Mrs. Mcnkey-Mr. Hippo, who is running
for office, came around and kissed him.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
A TRULY IDEAL WIFE
YER HUSBANDS BEST HELPER
Vigorous Health 10 tho Great Source of
Power to Inspire and Encourago-
All Women Should Seek It.

One of the most noted, successful and
richest men of this cen fury, in recent
article, has said, Whatever am and
whatever success I have attained in
this world owe all to my wife. From
the day first knew her she has been
an inspiration. and the greatest help
mate of nv Efc.n
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
Suffered Twelve Years from After
Effects of La Grippe.

Suffered Twelve Years from After
Effects Of La Grippe.
Mr.. Victor Patnenude. 3oS Madison
ST.. Topeka, Kan, member Of knights
and Ladies' of Security, writes
Twelve years ago had severe at
tack of Ia grippe and never really re-
covered my health and strength-but
grew weaker every year until was
unable to work.
"'rwo years ago began using Peruna
and it built up my strength 80 that in
couple of months | was able to 80 to
work again. e
This winter had another attack Of
la grippe but Perunn soon drove it out
Of my system.
"My wife and ! consider Peruna
household remedy
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02
The jmpudencel

The bridal couple from the country sa,
for the first time in fashionable rest
aurant.
Puzzled by the menu. the young mar
pushed 1t impatiently aside.
Steak he said, in a loud, confident
voice. Potatoes and coffee. And cham.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

Extra dry?" the waiter asked,
| The bridegroom started. He frowned.
Its none Of your business how dry ]
am" he. said. Don't you get gay with me.
or III report yoil.'
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-02

Worth Knowing
that Allcock's are the original and
only genuine porous plasters; all other
so-called porous plasters are limitations.