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The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18
KEEP COOL, BRETHREN.

T1KCELLENT and hgh-minded cergymen this city
cusSing rather warmly, moral All
- have their morals medcated San Francisco exception
Bishop Hamilton who lives and has spiritual jurisdiction
filed description Of San Francisco including
among characteristics Others supporting
ments express fear of local revolution and boodshed
This very cosmopolitan We have good
and nationaties blaspheme in many
languages. Once while red flag be calm
many languages basphemy PRAYER and
praise Out of the mouth blessing One
flag make revolution usually one end of
pole fool the other end If the fool get fractiou the
police takes him in
San Francisco is frank of city. 1t displays its vices
They concealed The city puts up prense o be-
have high their jacdawing be heard aar
noise these good fearful moved to fee
surroundings? Better stay redemption
talking less
Secretary Loeb keep job White House
favor
Immediately. He bronco-Phladelphia North
American
Tlmn preparing of have been
Tlman principal the
Senate needed defending.-Kansas City Journal
Remembering of Mrs Minor unlikely that Mrs
Bean Evening Telegram
The Congress that he
doesn't need to bears-Reading Telegram.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18
ANSWERS TO VARIOUS QUERIES.

TWO BANDS-M A. NJ. City. AS this
department has no desire to open up
controversy. it cannot answer the ques-
tion as to which of the two bands
named is the best
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

GERMAN MISUNDERSTANDING City. A
boy born to German-Jewish parents II
the United States is eligible, upon attain
ing the age of thirty-fve years, and hav-
ing prior to arriving at that age resided
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

Special information supplied daily to
business houses and public men by the
Press Clipping Bureau (Allen's), 80 Cali
fornfa street. Telephone Main 1o42.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

or owner cf the copyright. If otherwise.
this department knows of no hindrance to
proceeding to construct play"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

MISSIONS of the shoulder cape
v of long ago are recalled by
this newest model for the
separate silk jacket. The
length is that of the shoulder
cape, and the neck is high and
finished with the same style
turnover collar. The, fronts
are laid in deep pleats. four in
number, giving a broad shout
der line. the back built in the
same manner, and the very full
circular sleeve is set in the
armhole under the fourth pleat,
which conceals the joining at
this point, the sleeve falling In
such soft folds that II is
scarcely possible to believe
without close examination that
the little garment is not all in
ono piece. White broadcloth
makes the collar and the simu-
lated vest. these outlined with
a fancy openwork silk braid.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

Townsend's California glace fruits
and choicest candies in artistic fire.
etched boxes New store, 767 Market
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

A PLAY-G. B. T.. City. If a novel is
copyrighted and announces ''all rights re-
served, you would not have the right to
use the plot or the characters for 1.-The
purpose of constructing a play" without
the consent of the writer of the novel
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18
SURE. MIKE.

The undersigned wishes to notify the
persons who use his store as lOafing
place that they must stop it; also the
splitting on the floor must be stopped.
Business is business. and it is detrimental
to business to have loafers around.
Yours truly,
T. c. MIKE.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

for fourteen consecutive years in the
United States. to nomination for the Of
flee of President. Religion is not a quail
ification for the office of President.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18


NM we let it talk for itself.
w The man who prefers cyclones
and blizzards ought TO be indulged
Also, he who chooses to raise his cnoice
flowers In a hothouse should be indulged.
You could not make some people beiieVe
that roses, like sunshine, may be so com
mon as to be scarcely noticed; but 1t is So
1 actually heard mana sort OF man
complain about the menotony OF sun
light. but 1t should De unnecessary to say
that he lived in the Golden State. Even
the most disgruntled complainer has to
have his chance.
A lin transported an Easterner to Call
fornia while the latter slept, and the
Fastener really thought that he was IN
heaven until he got acquainted with some
of the people here.
Every prospect pleases, and on
But it is well to know when one has
said all that need be said.
cat his own request, he was buried in a
oId-plated coffin
What do you suppose was his idea In
that?"
''Probaly wished to get the use OF his
gold just as long as be could
Don't you think she has very Ieehns
way of expressing kerself?"
Perhaps so; but her husband says it is
more touching than feeling"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18
GIT READY Fob DE sHowAH.


De sun KEEP climbin' up de sky. de sun KEEP
slidin' down.
An folks dey Ian at Noah den an say dey
sho won drown.
DE oldes' settlah," so dey say. dat allahs
libes an thribes.
He 'nounces dat dat's den no flood lax dat
one yo' discribes-
hck'ry wood,
An, dribes de anermaIs derein de way he
sartin should
An folks, dey say. Dis 'nagerie Is shuah
exceedin' somer'-
An den de showah come.
Oh, yes, de showah come,
An folks looked middlin' glum,
w'ies all deir plans an rangements dey Wus
slightly on de bum;
But Noah. on'y laff an laff ter pass de joy
full hour.
An ak 'em w'iies he feeds de calves, How
does yo' lax de shower?
hit am plain:
Jes wen yo' tink de sun II shine. dab >
lax ter be a rain.
We weahs our bes' cloes ter de show, an den
de showah come.
An jes' de looks OBJ dem dab close is 'nough
ter strike yo' dumb.
We lays little yearthly plans ter see dem
go ter smash.
Fob wen de Lawd say. Let 'er rain!' de
thundah's gwine ter crash;
We does our bes'; de Lawd den say, "Ah
specs Ah'll show nah powah,
An den dab is er showah.
Dab sartin' is er showah
Oh twenty-ingine powah:
De watah ereeps. an highah creeps, ter drench
our man-made bowah:
An all All knows OBJ philosophy, an Abs
ben readin' some.
Is jes' git ready fob de showah. for hit am
shuah ter come.
did you read that a woman led a pig
through the streets of New York City the
other day?"
"Yes"
what did you think of the episode?''
''That the best critter of the two prob
ably was at the rear end Of the string
eyes, he is good man. guess. but he
always reminds me of an augur."
Because an augur is sharp. suppose?''
mo, because it is constructed to bore. -
The man who laughs at other men
Who find banana peeIs.
And blithely step upon them then,
| Exchanging head for heels.
II he steps on fragment near
Shows ecstacy that's small
I've often noticed. and it's queer,
| He never laughs at all
"She is one of the best wives 1 ever
knew"
What makes you consider her so?''
| ''Why, she always pretends' that she
does not know the hour when her husband
gets home from the club"
Does she pretend that she does not
know his condition."
! 'Well, wives are human, you know"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

What did you think of the episode?''
'"That the best critter of the two prob
ably was at the rear end of the string"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

eyes, he is a good man. 1 guess. but he
always reminds me of an augur"
Because an augur is sharp. 1 suppose?''
mo, because it is constructed to bore"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

did you read that a woman led a pig
through the streets of New York City the
other day?"
ewes
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

The man who laughs at other men
Who find banana peels.
And blithely step upon them then,
Exchanging head for heels.
II he steps on a fragment near
Shows ecstacy that's small
I've often noticed. and it's queer,
He never laughs at all
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

There have been
Mr. TIman principal the
Senate needed deending-Kansas City Journal.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18
PITY THE POOR JAPANESE.

-Cygnet Cohio) Review.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

Private Secretary Loeb has managed keep his White
Immediately He recently thrown
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

Remembering fate of Mrs Minor Morris it is unlikely
eany storer viii call White House-New York Evening
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18

President is having such time with Congre
doesn't need TO bears-Reading Telegram.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-18
OCCIDENTAL
ACCIDENTALS
By A. J. Waterhouse
ABOUT CALIFORNIA.

ABOUT CAI1HT OhH1sH1H@
HYE do not claim that 1t .s perrecl'
wv we let it talk for itself.
I,t,o man who nreferS cyclOnes
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Great Trip.

For some time past President XII
dahl of st. Olaf College, the great
Norwegian Lutheran College at
Northield, Minnesota, has had in
mind a visit to Norway by a number
of the students of the school. They
have for years had a very fine brass
band at st. Olaf, numbering sixty
| pieces, now under the leadership of
Pref. Me!;us ChristiansOm, d highly
educated musician, formerly OF Min
| neapolls. Last summer when the
student chorus from the University
of Christiana visited Northfield, this
brass band received them at the rail-
road depot with the martial National
hymn of Norway, and SO grandly was
it played that the visitors declared
the band equal to any they had ever
heard. The idea of a visit to Norway
was then first suggested and has now
taken tangible form inasmuch as pre-
paratiOns are in progress to arrange
all the details of the journey. The
band leaves New York on board the
Scandinavian American line steamer
| Oscar End on June 81 under the per-
sonal supervision of Prof. kildahl,
and will give their first concert in
Christiania on the 4th of July if pos
sible. From there the tour will con-
tinue by rail to Throndhjem via Eds
void and Hamar and at Throndhjem
a chartered steamer will take the
boys around the coast visiting Chris
tianssund, Aalesund, Mode, Bergen,
Stavanger, Arendal, Skien, Laurvik,
Frederikshald, Frederiksstad, Horton,
Drammen and finally again land at
Christiania.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Teachers Examination.

The next regular semi-annual exam
nation for state and grade certlh-
Gates will be held at the court mouse
in Canton on Thursday and FRIDAY,
March % and %, 1906. All Special
certificates expire en- that date. Sec
ond and Third grade certificates are
not renewable. The law allows teach'
ers the time mot exceeding two days,
to write, withont loss Of pay.
G. H. Dean,
County Superintendent.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

Try our Norwegian currant cake.
The Gate City Bakery.
A big crowd Of farmers were in
town Monday and Tuesday looking
after the corn contest.
Money on Lincoln County Land at
81 per cent per annum. Gray's ln1or-
mation Bureau. Canton, S. d.
The Sioux river is open above the
railroad bridge and the river has not
been frozen over below the lam at
any time during the winter.
General Lyon Post and Women's
Relief Corps held memorial service
Saturday evening over the death OF
comrade N. c. Nash. Hon. O.. S.
Clifford delivered the memorial adj
dress.
Bragstad g. Thompson are getting
ready to manufacture their famous
cement blocks, which equal Sioux
Falls rock for foundations and are
superior to any brick made for walls
or chimneys.
Deputy Sheriff Thackeray of Hud-
son brought William Olson and Ed.
Dresschler, who run a restaurant In
Hudson, to Canton Monday. They
were charged with selling beer with.
out a license and varied examina-
tion. Justice Hawn, before whom the
case was heard, placed each of them
under bonds Of $500. Deputy Sheriff
Thackeray took them back to Hudson
to secure bonds, but no n would &C
on their bonds, and they were re
turned to Canton and lodged in Jail,
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

Writing tablets at DIR. Mods.
Victor A. Wallquist and James l.
Stevenson we're new subscribers las
Friday.
Otto Brigel came In from Presht
last week and returns IN his ranch
this week.
Earl BOyce cut and hauled to town
rs cords OF nice wood during January
and February.
G. A. Driver will have charge OF
the KnowltOn farm In Lynn town.
ship this year.
Mayor Fitch has been announced
by the news as q candidate for an.
other term Of two years.
Mrs. Warner, motherinlaw OF Mrs.
Driver, has gone over to Cherokee to
make that city her home.
Mrs. Mamie Crabtree OF Flandreau,
was q visitor at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs.. s. III. Elton last Tuesday.
Earl Boyce moved down to the IA
nous Boyce homestead south Of town
on Wednesday. He will manage the
place this summer with the assist
ance OF another man.
There will be an oyster social next
Saturday evening, March 3, at the
Schiager school house, given by the
Mission Friend Society. Coffee and
cake will also be served.
Col. Dan Hawn found his garden in
excellent condition for seed on WASH
ingt0n's birthday and IS a matter OF
record we state that he planted a nice
bed TO lettuce seed on that date. He
may not be the first In this section to
plant garden seed, but the date Is In
deed worthy Of record.
Joseph Millett and sons, Fred and
Forrest, and George Millett and son,
Albert, James Mcyay, Paul Larson
lnd Erik Erikson composed a healthy
happy bunch Of corn growers who
camc up from Eden township Mon
dry 70 see the corn contest and note
events. The Milletts, Joseph, George
and Albert, are the most successful
corn growers In the northwest.
Surely young men and women can
not now say they have no chance, as
the Grand Island Business 3 Normal
College Of Grand Island, Neb., has
just announced that $50 young men
md go young women OF good char
acter from the farms and villages will
be admitted ut the College and al
lowed to graduate without the pay
ment OF one cent. They will then be
placed In positions In banks and BUSH
ness houses and allowed to pay the
College monthly out OF their wages.
This school IL . leader among Bust
neR Colleges and any one interested
should write for the catalogue.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

r. IT. Sexe returned from Platte
Friday.
Ed Hill is back from Mussman for
a visit.
Miss Louisa Ketchum left for Chi
cago Saturday.
A.. Fahlenkemp returned from
Spencer Saturday.
Nels Upland is down from North
Dakota for a short visit. ... . -..
Miss Blanche Grace was a Sioux
Falls visitor Wednesday.
/. S. Large of Rock Valley was a
Canton visitor Thursday.
$4,000 to loan on Lincoln county
realty. See +. A. Jones. pa
! George L. Nelson left for North
Dakota Friday on business.
Miss Clara Carpenter and Mrs. TIL
litson were Inwood visitors Friday.
Mrs. Frank Lee went v to Rock
Valley Saturday to visit her sister.
Misses Jettie and Amy Parke went
to Worthing Saturday to visit friend
and relatives.
Mrs. r. r. Palmer is enjoying a
visit from her mother Mrs. l.. 5.
Tyler Of Salem.
Miss Edith Goodroad went down to
Hawarden to visit her sister Mrs.
George SedpeWick,
Mrs. Charles VanHouten and faith
er Robert Connell, went to Worthing
to visit over Sunday.
James Bray formerly of Canton has
accepted a position Us brakeman on
the S. G. and E. division.
Mrs. A.. M. Hunter has been enjoy
ing a visit from her niece and nephew
Ella and Gale Tiff of Worthington,
Mimi, who returned home Friday.
J W Parrot OF fierpout, is work
ing for the A. O. U. w. and will in
itiate a large class Thursday. All
workmen are requested to be pres
ent.
4 v lCOOl 81 w dll4 AOAilu " ipAASo
handbag in front of Pickett Pidcoe's
last Friday and left it in the Leader
office. In half an hour after it was
in possession of Mr.. futile, who said
his wife had dropped it.
A. l.. Jones left for Webster in Day
county, Monday, at the request OF the
City Council Of that city, to lay out a
system, and make all arrange
ments for the work. The contract
for layitg the sewer pipes has not
been let yet.
II pay the highest cash price for
cream, butter, eggs and poultry.
Jonas B. Gray.
T. ii. Helgerson and Merle Dean
went out on the END for a wolf hunt
taking the hounds along. When
of the Schiager school house a
large kiote was sighted and the
hounds and the kiote had it for near
" two miles. The hunters were in
sight of the hunt for nearly two miles
and then the cunning but weakening
kiOte ran to cover In a road drain tile
and was finally shot. 1t was a very
chase and Messrs. Helgerson
Dean and enjoyed 1t immensely.
There was a powerful lot of poor
booze In evidence last Friday after
noon and evening, and those who are
oosted say the vile stuff did not come
nut OF the drug stores, but out Of a
block in town where many
aw the boys go up and down stairs
n squads. The ordinary b%ootleggers
rot skeered and closed up. or course
10 n In authority saw this open and
violation Of law, but it is
Iuite evident that such brazen def
nee Of law and order will produce
,nly one result and that will be a re-
to the open saloon. A thousand
lines hell under law than hell in de-
fence Of law. II the people Of Can
ON want this to continue well and
rood, but it would do no harm If the
,ity Officials showed they were at
east alive. Sioux Falls has gone
Town into the depths of shame and
bankruptcy because Of open defiance
II law. Where Is Canton going:
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Dayton Township Caucus.

The republican voters of Dayton
township are hereby notified that a
township caucus will be held in Day
ton Hall at = p. m. Friday, March .,
1906, for the purpose of nominating
town officers and transacting such
business as may come before the eau,
Gus. BY order Committee.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
.'CalitOrnia, Winters Summer
GardeD,'

Is the title of an exquisite sample of
letter press art, just off the press.
The Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
railway has outdone all previous
efforts in this beautifully colored
book. 1t is a departure from the
vast multitude of railway literature.
Only a limited number will be issued,
to be used to interest travel to Cali
fornia via 1.-The Overland Limited
on the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Railway.
Official Railway Guide, Chicago.
Sent to any address for six cents
postage. +. A. Miller, General Pas
senger Agent, G. NJ. &. st. p. Ry.,
Chicago.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Notice to Settle I'm.

The Mutual Lumber Company wish
to call the attention Of those who
know themselves indebted to the
company to cali at their Office and
settle up the past years accounts at
the earliest date possible.
Respectfully,
q. M. Gudmunsen,
Secretary-
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Seed Corn For Sale

This corn has been carefully select
ed, fire-dried and tested, and is war
ranted to grow. Price $3.50 per bush
ell. Hand shelled, butt ends and
points shelled off, $500. No orders
filled without the cash. This corn IS
on the Cooper farm, n mile west
and p miles north from the Court
House. Canton, S. ID. Reference,
First National Bank, Canton. S. ID.
B. Fl. Trip.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

In the spring time you renovate
your house. Why not your body?
Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea drives
out Impurities, cleanses and enriches
tho blood and purifies the entire sys-
tenn. IS cents Tea or Tablets. l. M.
Hslmey d Co.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

WANTED: District Managers to
post signs. advertise and distribute
samples. Salary $500 weekly. $500
per day for expenses. State age and
present employment. Ideal Shear Co.
80 Randolph ST., Chicago.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

Pure kettle rendered lard-guaran-
teed first class, 10 cents a pound, }
pounds for 25 cents, at the Peoples
Meat Market, Syndicate Block. 3tf.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

Three little rules we all should keep,
To make life happy and bright,
Smile in the morning, smile at noon,
Take Rocky Mountain Tea at night.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Advertised Letters

The following letters remained un-
called for in the Canton postoffice on
Saturday, February, "A, 1906:
Amundrud, Hans II.
Auspauch, Frank
Froffum, Henry
Husher, Miss August
Juelson. Mrs. e. d..
Lomer, Frank
Peterson, Hilma
Storommen, Friothjof
Todd, Mr. G.
In calling for the above list please
say advertised.
T. r. SMITH. p. M.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

First Pub. Feb, 16, Last Pub. March Q.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
County Of Lincoln. 20
In the Matter of the Estate OF Anders
Peterson Dammen. Deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned.
Bergit Peterson, eXecutrix OF the estate or
Anders Peterson Dammen. deceased. to the
creditors Of, and all persons having claims
against the said deceased. to exhibit them
with the necessary vouchers. within four
months after the first publication OF this
notice. to the said Bergit Peterson. eXecutriX
at the City of Canton, in the County of
| Lincoln, State of South Dakota.
Dated at Canton. South Dakota. Febru-
airy 18th. 1906.
BERGIr [her mark PEDERsON.,
Executrix of the Estate OF Anders
Peterson Dammen, Deceased.
Witness to Mark. T. H. H~ELGERSON.
BROWN & BROWN. Attorneys.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

The New Bakery will supply you
with the finest Pumkin Pies. Leave
your orders and you will be sup
piled with fresh pies.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

Gasoline stoves cleaned and repair
ed and lawn mowers %sharpened.
47-tf Fred II. Barrow.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

Celebrated Gold Foil flour-none
better. Feed and ground oyster shell
for chickens. East, side of court
house. BRUCE OLIVER.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02

The "Star Crown is the Canton
favorite. The best 5 cent cigar on
the market. Try n and you'll en-
iOY it. 40
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Notice.

NOTICE-Don't ring for Is minutes
after a fire whistle is blown. No tele-
phone calls will be answered except
numbers designated by the. fire de-
partment.
D. S. Waldo,
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
Wants place On Farm.

A man and his wife would like pos
ition on a farm. First class reference
Enquire at the Leader office. 334-6
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-03-02
For Sale.

Three l60 acre farms in Norway
township. Two Of these farms lay
a%d joining and "a be dealt for to
gether. All good land, we'll improv
ed and nicely located. Close t.
churches and schools. r. f. ID. mai
and telephone.
For particulars write or call on,
II. w. ROGNESS,
II. f. ID. No. 2 Hudson, S. ID.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-07-30
Body and Mind.
The Problem of a Sound Mind in a Sane Body Suggests Itself in
 Dyspepsia.

The reactions of this dreadful di- sease on the mental condition is one of it's worst features. Dyspepsia i'm poverishes the blood and as it circu- lates through the body it gives little nourishment to the brain cells. The result is loss of memory. incoorjlinl- ton in ideas, wOrriness over trifles. hypochondria, perhaps melanchOlia, etc. Strengthen your stomach. body and mind with Dr Richards Dyspep- sia Tablets and they will all work in perfect harmony.
 Mrs Walsh of 122 Round Hill street. Waterbury. Conn. says: After suf- fering for q long time and being un- able to keep any solid food on my stomach I was induced to try Dr Richards Dyspepsia Tablets. I can trlithfully say these tablets did ne more good than all the medicine have taken for years. procured q bottle of these tablets six weeks ago at ApOthecaries hall. I have contin- ued taking the medicine until now. It has done me so much good that now enjoy my meals and am relieved of all pains in the stomach and have gained in weight. I certainly believe the benefit is permanent.
 For sale by all druggists. Better say Richards" twice. Price JO cents per bottle. Made by Dr Rich ards Dyspepsia Tablet Association. 5 Worth street. New York.