St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-10-12

c. X. Little left Saturday for a
weeks hunt near Eugene.
Buckwheat cakes and molasses
are now having their inning.
Everything in the stationery line
will be found at the St. Johns Phar-
macy.
Albert Realms and Alfred Coozer
of Clearfeld, Pa, visited friends in
this city Sunday.
Thos. Condor mourns the loss of
a valuable pointer dog, who was
stolen Sunday night.
Mrs. BERTHE Hoyer, sister of c. n.
Braasch, has returned to Los An
geles after a protracted visit here.
Eleven dogs trying to tie them
selves into one knot was one of the
sights OH Jersey street Tuesday eve
ming.
The NJ. Il. Ladies Aid Society
met at Albina Wednesday at the
home of Mrs. Stinsman, a sister of
Mrs. +, l.. Young.
Wouldn't it be a nice thing If the
rubbish scattered through the busi-
ness district were disposed of before
the fall rains set in ?
a large number of st. Johns
Methodists attended a golden we'd
ding anniversary at the Taylor
Street Methodist church, Portland,
Wednesday evening.
a Cleveland man was frozen to
death Wednesday. This is what
comes of living in a state where
snow and freezing weather come
early and stay late.
Mrs. l.. NJ. Mills and son Mar.
mother and brother OF Mrs.
Richard Shepard departed for their
at Grand Rapids, Mich, last
Wednesday morning.
The best place in the city TO get n
good meal is at the grill room of
the New ST. Johns Hotel. Sunday
family dinners a special feature.
Everything first class.
Snow has already fallen in differ.
cnt sections of the east, aud the
cold north wind will soon make the
inhabitants of that part OF the con
seek their storm coats aud
winter wraps.
Mr.. and Mrs, u. ]. llorscman
will celebrate the 10th anniversary
Of their marriage this evening At
their home OIL Hayes street. Mr..
aud Mrs. Iorscman have resided IN
this city for the past seven years.
coming here from Council Bluffs,
Iowa.
A woman who is married aud ia
miliar with man IN all his variable
phases, gives this advice TO the hest.
tating Get married, young man,
and be quick about IL. Don't wait
for the millennium To produce an an
gel for you. You'd look well ne
side an angel, wouldn't YOU, YOU
brute -
dad" Lashbaugh "Say, do
YOU know what Ogdcn's dog "Bill'
puts me in mind of ? OF course
YOU don't Well, IN tell YOU. lie
puts me IN mind OF a rcdheadcd girl
| knowed in Arkansaw. She paced
a little. always went barefoot and
could lick anything in the hull com
Try e.
Helix Herald The man who
can keep his religion to himself
any to keep" says a pulpi-
teer. Aud we are pleased To add
that the man who is everlastingly
forcing his religious views on some
one else is a blooming nuisance and
should be kept in close confinement
until Gabriel gets busy with that
trumpet.
The Aurora Borealis predicts the
following dire calamity III cold
weather doesn't come pretty soon
we don't know where a certain An
rora girl will stop She began short
her sleeves last February, aud
they have crept up until now they
reach her arm pits, There is some
alarm that, having no sleeves left to
shorten, she may begin to shorten
her skirts, and il we have a late fall
heaven knows what the result will
be-.
The passengers ON the front end
Of the car that left ST. Johns about
3 O'Clock Saturday night had an cx
pcrience that they will not soon for
get. As the car reached the center
OF the steel bridge flames several
feet in length accompanied by a sui
locating gas shot out OF the con
t%rollcr. The vestibule and motor
mans platform were crowded to
the limit and the exodus that fol
the sudden burst Of flame
amounted toa panic, The coolness Of
the motorman prevented any a
ualties, Owing to the crowded con
OF the a only the passengers
the front end were aware OF the
accident.
The Johns Grocery Co. under
the efficient management Of II. l..
Wagner, has been adding line after
line to their stock of goods until to-