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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
Cages : Weuigfeitem.
b

@Duuerneur 8aroaman uDr
Wiiiiifippi figuriert i9on uieoer in
elmer ettpas eiaentimlihen @eiie Dor
benz Bublitum. @r bat einen farbi'
gen Notwithstanding, Der ais ip'
oerannter v9ruitee" bebanoelt rpuroe
uno ais Diener Doer BDrter i'm 0auIe
oes 8ounerneurS funeierte neben=
bel geiaat aud cine ieltlame Grt, Die
rTruitees" 81 Observation-Disclosures
ourdaeprii9elt, neil oerielbe araebs
lih beim Stiefelpuben cine unaehDs
riae 8emertune III ibm madte. Die
Sabe miro aenau unteriuht ueroen.
ueber Die 8ernenoung Der 3ruitees
bat 8aroaman iiberbaupt eiaene Mn=
iibten. gr bat Der 2egisiatur cine
8otlhaft suaelanot. in Der er em'
pfieblt, oaB oieielben, bibih unifor'
miert. alS Borter i'm Sapitol oienen
iDnen. Ob man in Wtiiiiiiippi ieBt
iebt mDl aumdlig einIiebt, oaB Serr
8aroaman niht in Der ri6tiaen gei'
itiaen Terfaiiuna 1T, UNI ais 8ou'
oerneur au f%ungleren?
- Mdbreuo elmer 8orfteuun9 ODn
8arlop & Willon'S Minltrels in
Sielo's Opernbau8 81 @aIbingtun,
brad bic cine Settle oes 8alt0nS au'
iamn1en. uuaefdbr 20 Beriunen uur'
ben oerlebt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
Yreisiteiaernna bet l~interbalts:
MaiffeI.

Die Dun'Ihe 6anoelsagentur fin
bet in i6rer lebten SabresiiberIt@t,
oaB Die BreiIe Der 2ebensbeoirfntiie
bDber tparet als iemals felt ben lebs
ten % Sabren. Nber Die aualblaez
aebenoeu Breiie entfallen babel aui
Die Authorization. 10 oaB es nDl 9es
redtfertiat 1T, gum 3meGe elmer Ser
aleibung auf Den l. Suit 5uruGau'
greifen.
Wuf oieier 8runelage felt es Iid
beraus, oaB Die Soften Der 2ebenss
beoirfnifie felt 1902 aIeroines etrpaa
berunteraegangen iino; ienes Sabt
mics ben h6hiten Stano auf lei!
1882. 8rDoitoffe, Sleiib, Wtil6 uno
Contemporaries maren biIiger, ala
in ben p0rbergehenoen bret Sabren,
nahreno 3leioungsitoffe etpas teurer
maren.
Das miro fir Die Samilienbdup.
ter, S~peilenirte uno 8aitbalter eine
0euieteit iein. Die meilten Don IT,
men BADEN wDl gar ni6t bemertt, oaf
ibre &ebnungen nieoriger sem0roen
fino. i'm @eaenteil! Babrlaeinlif
bat aber Die Sanoelsagentur bod
redt. g8 bat Wtibe uno Nrbeit ae'
toitet, Die Tatladen feitsufteaen, oo
| Die 9Dniumenten, uno oft niht mil
unrebt, iiber oiebOben Breiie murr'
ten. Cine 8reisermdBiaune, bic in
ben meifteu Samilier unbeahtet pOr'
ibergebt, pflegt audi i'm @elobeutel
feline groRe 2lde aussufiiuen. @nt=
ihieoen narer i'm lebten Sabre. nie
aub in ben pDrbereebenoen, Die 8o'
iten Der 2ebensbeourFnifie iehr bod.
Bum Glide bangt oas bduslibe
@pblbehagen oes Bottles niht ALIEN
oa0on ab, mas Sleiih, Semitic uni
&leioer foiter, ionoern in Der 6aupt=
fade BON benz 8erbdltnis swilben
@intommer uno Soften. sSreilt9 bal
ii9 fir Wanber leit 1897 bas @in=
tDnmer niht in gleihem 8erbdltnia
nit ben Soften erbDbt, uno 10 beoeu'
i tel cine Breisfteigerung fiir i'm elnen
Gerluit, aber i'm arDBen @ansen FIND
2Dbne uno 9ebdlter in oemielben, ia
pielfab in nod bDberem WaBe aes
ftiegerl. als Die Breiie. uno oas fdut
UNI 10 mebr ms @euitt, als Dor
aht Bis sebn Sabren 9auienoe nibts
nerbienten. mdbreno i'm Sabre 1905
faum elm geiunoer Wann teine aut'
besahlte Grbe,t finoen tonnte.
3iebt man allies oas in Betrabt.
iotit es einleubteno, oaB i'm pergan'
aenen Sabre oaS ginfDmmen Der
amerifaniihen Samilie Die notpens
otgen Nusgaben nett iiberitiegen bat,
nett mebr als in irgeno einem frihe'
rem Sabre unierer @eihtdte.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
Sic g2alfHre.

Das grano Opernpaus NOR ges
item Nbeuo nit etnem iebr sablret'
hen Nuoitprium aneefiiat. meldes
aefpmmert NOR, I'm Der NuffIbrung
Der @aener'ih nBaltire" beisuz
mobnen.
So lit bic beabiibtiete @iaenart
Baaner'iber &unit, oaB iie tait aue
Gimme oes Wenimen 81 gleiber Belt
aefauqen balt. Die Wuiit. bic
5anaer, Die Scenerien. Die aoitin1e.
Die @haulpieltunit-Iue nirtt anf
oas cine 8ief bin. cine nethenole
Stimmuna gu er5euaen. Die Sor'
lteuuua elmer erDBen Wagner ioset
Oper rpie bic r8altire" plrtt ute
nit elmer eeheintniBpole1 3auoers
maht auf uns elm uno belt u1s ge'
| feI1elt BON Nnfang biz gum @noe.
SD nett als mDglib mar man Den
| @abunaeu oes Weifters aud bier ges
| fofat. Die Sdnger mDge1 riht
ibid berfbmte Namen traget1. tple
| bic at, aebeilioter Gtdtte aber ale
mituirtenben Ruaftler baben ibDne,
outaeidulte Gtimmen. Die lih aub
ant ieber eusppdiiden 0ofbubne DO.
| rem laIfen f0nnen. Weit oeut.
I{hem Cert piiroe iiherllh cine
nod er5Bere @irtuue eraielt uers
ben, bena bas @aener' ihe Nuiteras
tiunssD eutid in ieineu altiprahliden
| TDrmen, biloet fir bic engliibe Terts
bidtung elm uniberpinoliheS Dim
| berniB.
Das Drheiter lit in ieoer Besies
bung elm tiihtiges uno mpbleeibul>
tes uno murbe ppr ieinem Diriger'
ten, 6errr, @QiDtt Shend CUR hDm'
item 2eiitunasfdbiQteit emporgebo'
ben. Sin beiferes Orbeiter bat nod
teiue reiienoe SperngeIenihaft mite
eebraht. unb ib0n, munoerib0n
maren audi bic DeforatiDne1 wel'
DIE aarts 1ab ben Wagner' ffen gor'
ihriften gehalten iino.
B0n ben Daritellern lit aunabit
SRI. Gertrude Rennpiun 81 ertpdh'
men, melhe Die mSieglinoe" itinatn'
ltd uno ffauIpieleriih berrlih bers
tDrperte. Die &iinitlerin finat einen
Sopran BON eruBem WohQaut. in
aqen 2aaet1 ereiebia uno glOdenrein.
une ihrer 6errlihen StimmsW itteln
meiB fie burb haratterpoQes Spiel
&elief Al berleiben.
Sbr ebenbirtig CUR Seite ftanoen
Die Dannen Warearet @ramforo uno
@ita Meumart als .Brunbiloe" uno
v5rida", nuelhe nit Der Wieoergabe
tbrer Bartien tpabre 9riumpbe feier=
ten. Die Stole oes .Siegmuno" fano
ourb 6errn Sranci8 Brakeman cine
portreflihe Sntearetion. Die ipms
patbiihe @eftalt nit benz intereiians
ten &Dpf. baau Der elanguDue 9enor.
oas alles pereiniate Der &initler 81
einer@ eiammtleiftuug erfteu STANCES.
So f6nnten Uir Die gan5e Beieb'
ung burbaeben; - iebe Stole, felbit
bic fleinfte, fano cine tinitlerilbe
DarfteGunQ. uno Die Nuffiibrung als
@auses mar muftergiltig in ieoer Be-
aiehurQ.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
Maa 100 Sahre Ieben.

Wirs. Sennie Duncan, 6apnes.
bile, Me., bic iebt 70 Sabre alt lit,
mag big gum 100. leben. Sic idreibt:
electric Bitters beilte meme @r0nis
lbe Dpspepiie, MORAN ih 20 Sabre
litt. SD fible mid 10 fart. uie Elm
iunges Wdo9en. electric 8ittera
BELT Maeen= uro Sober . 2eioen.
SHmdbe &c. 8reis so Gents. 8u
baben BEL Ioolpb 9reiB uno F.
&alteper u Suhn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
9as 0ieb uont Stern 8ier.
(5rei mad SrisSrih b shiaer.

(Sn 6ortiebun9en.)
[. -
n5ein 9ebraut aus Mals urb SDpfen.
nSt 6as 8ier Der 8rauerei;-
nSeute giebt's men euten 9ropten,
pSriib ibr Sreunoe, eilt berbei.-
n@on Der Stirne beiB,
v&innen muB Der S6meiB,
nSol bas Bier nod ale tperben,-
n8eii'res trant man ME auf grben.--
BUR 8eberei, bic mir beeinnen,-
h@e5iemt iib tpDl elm lufi9 8urt;
Salts Spne Star burcb bic &eblen
rinnen,
ngs nimmt ben Srlb1inn nit iid fort.
$50 laBt uns ieBt NIT grnit betrabten,
"Bas aus Der 8rauerei entipringt,-
p9en 8eber muB mo itets peracbten,
Ser Q1les, nur meil's Bier beiBt,
trinft;--
uDas it's ia tpas ben Meniden aieret,
pl1no basu tparo ibn Der 8ertano,-
n9aB er bas Bier 10 lang prpbieret,
Sis er oas 8ter Der Biere fanb.---
nIebmet Mals un6 frtiben Supfen.
pSDh bonn 8 te n laBt es iein,-
nSaB elm t6tlib feiner gropfen
n8omme in bic 8elt binein.
nIub bonn Sterile fret,
.Sies @etrante lei,
r9aB nah elmer furSen 8rDbe,
pSeoern1an BEN 8rauer lobe.
u8as in oes 8e1els tiefer @rube,
Ser Meifter nit 8~eritdnoniS braut.
gSDrt in oes 8neiptuirt's 8ehertube,
ga tutro es BON linn seusen laut;--
pa mirb es in ben @laiern 6linten,-
ia ibammt es aus benz SOB herpor,
p9a rueroen's ale 3e6er trinfen--
Limb preiieu es in lautem gbor.
ga piro's benz Srinfer 2abune brin>
gen,
nSbm finen ieinen &ieienourit--
LIMB Der pirb inn oas 9oblieo iingen:
ySebt lit mir allies nnbere @urit."
,Sebt ibr es 10 berriib ihaumen--
n9ieies Zone gtar?--@s lift fein;-
n@iemanb lieB pDrber iidb traumen,
pSas es fbnut 10 iinfi9 iein.----
nNuh Der Shaum muB rein,
nStetS beim Gone Star iein.
n9aB beim tbftIihen @ebrdue,
.Se6er feines Curtis ith freue.-
(60rtieBunq folat.)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
Ettt fttpDernee @nneer.

Wirtli1 uunoerbar mar Die Wies
oerberiteuune Der Wirs. WDIie Soft
BON bier, ifreibt s. .. 81. 60uper,
WopbfDro. Tenn., fie mar ourh Gu'
fter uno Nuspurf TO beruntergetoms
men. oaB man iie aufgab. Wuf meis
men Stat riabm fie Or. Sings Neue
gntoefung, Die 6eilung trat Elm uno
heute lit tie cine geiunoe Grau. 60
rantie geeen 6uften uno grtdltun'
gen. so Gents unb 81. 8u baben
bel NbDlpb DreiB uno S. 3alteper
uno Suhn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19

s~S &alf, cement, Sano. Bad
feline, ~feuerfeite Steine unb GbuA.
Ebeer uno Nspbaltpapier. Dabpappe.
Cheer uno asphalt, Del, gerpentin,
5orben, @las &c. &c. ftets nDrrdtbip
bel 5. 6. Stelniann, BOG Oft,
Commerce StraBe. Rieoriee Breife,
quite 8aare lOmle quite unb reelIe
8eoienung weroen |aarantirt. -
Eelepbpn 40.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
,,@nrmfprtfae..

go beibt Elm tleines Ioies Garmtad in
NHIerem &brper. oas Ieitbt 6urd3 Ser
st9pfnug nit letter R1tbmafie u. {. no. in
ftterige gntannbune ger6t, bic binnen tpes
Hioe1 9agen gum Epoe fabrt. DieSe
loyrealtbe 3rantheit, weihe Appendicitis
1eneHrt tptro, tbnnte alfn, tute aus Dem
0slonten bernDrgebt. aar nidt borfprn.
sltu. tpenf man BET benz eerinaften Nnaei.
nen elmer Bertupfune fur outen Stubi.
pon9 tnr9t, Mn6 arpar nit SdIfe Der Re,
ya1rltsn ct. Bernard &r6uterptIen. I'm.
sere Ntittel itlio nibt augeseigtl ole rel
40 zen Darn nod mebr auf. Sn o0en
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19

SIM 5auie ieines Sdpieaerlob.
mes 8iuiom Braune in Dort's Greet
itarb i'm bDben Nlter BON "a Sabren
uno ftinf Wonaten Sacob &eibel,
frGher elm Semobner BON @pmal
County.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
@e5mdt. Gin iunaer Wann, Der
@rfabrung i'm @rocerp'@ efhdft bat.
Mdberes bel sc. Sungbeder,
COL Gait rpdett>S traBe.


Gin Sunae Natners Ehpmas
Waoe, Der i'm Union Wteat Wnrtet
befhdftigt 1T, fano an Der 5iosNlas
mosStraSee cine @elotaihe nit $40.
@r brahte ieinen Suno nab Dem 2a'
ben, in benz er arbeitet unb bort
puroe Die @elotaihe am ridhften
Gage pDr, elmer frau Tlether retlas
rliert. Die alidlibe Befiberin aab
benz ebrliben Sinoer $40 als Sim
berlDbn.
3oblen 80 50. so per 9pmme.
Carr Wood & Coal Co.
= Daa Semer. uno @aHers SEQ
mite unieres Staotcats befinoet iiG
in elmer lebr ut1anaenebmen Sage.
Seuers uno Waiierr6bren fino orin.
geno n%otuenoia. eS 1T aber tein
9elo oa, UNI iie au legen. Nnoerer.
ieits Mill bic Stabt audi rtidt suaes
ben, oaB bic Biraer fih auf eigene
Soften Die Semers leaer laiien. ba
oaourh aIerlei &eGtsfraaer ausae.
LOFT peroen. Was bic WaGerr6bren
anbelangt. 10 Fat oas 3Dmite aaer'
oinas iiber perldiebene Betitionen,
in oenen um 2eguns BON 6auptr5b.
rem 9ebeten muroe. aiinftiq berihtet,
aber bic @afieruertaeieafdaft be.
banptet. fhon 10 piel mehr &Dbren
9elegt gu baben, oils lie tontrattlih
iDnte. oaB fie iebt nidts mebr tun
Tonne. Seoenfaus cine fiir bas SEQ.
mite iopol al8 fiir Die 8iiraer b6hft
unanaenebme Situation.
9a8 GDmite, ruelhes Ionos
fir ben 3arneDal iarnmeln luu, er.
tlart. oaB e8 NIT feiner Nrbeit 5ebr
erfOlgreib iei.
7pblet am So. 80 Der xonne.
Carr Wood & Coal Co.
90nneritag ntittag uuroe elm
alter Wann RamenS s.. g. 2euis
bon einem Bulge Der &. & @. &C..
Babn entfernt uno mad Der Bolisei.
ftation aebraht. Der alte Wann
bate 8eiden pl6blihen Srrlinns ae.
5eist. SIN oer BDliseiftation betrug
&c fib aans rubia unb bernunftig.
Or ia9te, er famine aus Birainien
ano lei auf benz @eee naA Wonte.
Geg. 100 ieine beioen 6Dbne lebter.
Wfar bat i'm corldufia feftaebalten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
Wtrs. Mmrpra Nrato.

Goatra!to, Shilerin oes beutlden
W~aritoHifterl 0ans Sbr6ber, Qusbii.
oiiiig Der Stinnen uno in Der !Rmnf,
0es Singens.
Stuoio - CHANDLER ebdube. 3D.
f0pa' uno @r0fett !, Strase. MItes
Telepb0n 1913 1 r.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19

= giner telegrnpbiiHen Welouna
aus Buoapeit sufolge 1T bort aratli&
erfldrt tuoroen, oaB Die beutihe @e.
gierung init Der Sterilization bea Dan.
oelspertraaes ourb ben a1nio, pbne
Die @eaebmiguna oeS un9nrii&en
Barlaments, einperftanben fei. Der
grsfutiu WusihuB Der ungarii9en
aoalitiDnsparteier beSeiBnetbaeeoen
oas Sntraftiesen Der 6nnoelsners
trdee Dbne Die neutrality-suspicious. Ru.
ftimmung oes Neihataae fir ifsines
ieblih. nno an bic einselner Hnr.
teter, Der Oppoiition lit Die Wabnune
ergangen, onaesen 8r0teft ~ erbeben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
sm $3.50 Der zonue.

Diftriftrihter Spencer in Gal.
0elton bat benz @uuuerneur feline
Defamation eiueereidt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19

8tH6's Gents oauana giaarreu.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-01-19
THE OWL GR0CER COMPANY

WHOLESALE GROCERY
--uno---
6ommiiions, 0ei@aft.
8ir flbrer ane Mrter pDn9ruceries, De.
tceioe, Mebl, 5utteritDffen aHer Nrt, &Ab,
ner,Weisen, 8uderrobr . Samlen, HaFig.
8orn, oeutifer 9irie un6 Sen - Ia De.
aenlabuu9en ooer tpeniger.
8ir erfuben nm gonfanationen pus
9anoes.yrnoucten. ShneHe grtebieane
Der 9efh6fte.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1906-06-09
RALD-HeADED eRIDEGRooMs
The, Are Fine Citizens and 1t Is No
Wonder the Girls Like
Them.

An esteemed contemporary has
opened the columns to discussion OF
the question Why do educated and
refined women marry bald-heaacd
menu and men with and without hair
seem to be considerably ag!tated over
1t. Even women are joining in the
discussion, and there are as many ex-
plantations as there are correspondents.
None OF them, however. explains, says
the st. Louis Globe Democrat,
1t is the form of the question owl
IDENTIFY that confuses. 1t presumes tCo
much and the presumption is accept
ed as established by the wrangle-
they do not question the premise
Educated and refined women do not
as n rule marry bald-healed men,
though they do sometimes. when hey
cannot catch them earlier.
The question deals with particulars
as generals. 1t should be: Why do
women marry mem" And he answer
to this, II we do not confuse the is
sue by the citation OF examples. OF
which we remark: What IN earth
did she see in him?" is simule.
Women marry men to get husbands.
Men marry women TO get wives. Fat.
lean. young, old, hirsute and bald. all
marry for the same reason. 1t is not
good for man to live alone"
Anyway, why should the bald mead
be brought into the limelipht in his
spectacular way? Is It no, cousuicu-
Gus enough MS II is tn attract .,7u.I, ,,,
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1906-06-09
GETS ALL THE SUNLIGHT.
Peculiar Arrangement of tho I.ls-
graph Plant Of India-Lenves
Rarely Still.
professor

The telegraph plant Of India has =
method all It's own for catching ,is,
sunshine Each Of its leaves Is cuu,.
poscd OF three leaflets.
The larger terminal one erects itsrB
during tn. day and turns sharpl,
down a, night. while the other too
smaller leaflets move constantly. day
and night, describing complete cir
Giles with peculiar jerking motion
Ike the second hand OF u watch. DC
chsionnlly they res, for u period and
then 20 on again. thus bringing every
part Of every lear to IN. full action
OF the sunlirht.-T.i.f.aph Age
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1906-06-09
FOR n q.

\ was down on the card to lead a
lady friend OF mine to a New York
theater where you can roll around IN
an orchestra chair at fifty cents .
throw.
When a guy can buy q couple Of
ocsy-corners in q dead swell theater
/ for nifty cents per coze, he's mark
to blow four plunks to squeeze into
one of those joints where they feed
you on problem plays and fricassed
pasts.
pat.
That evening finds me in the parlor
as usual. You know the parlor |
mean. When a guy reaches that con.
EDITION where he gives himself the
careful glance and says, Gee! got
to get shaved this EVENING"" you can
bet there's only one parlor in II 10
world for him.
I'm sitting on the sofa with one mitt
ying carelessly on the family album
and the other punched around a 5l.7O
cane. when my lady friend floats into
the arena.
There's = short'arm cliIch. q break
away. and we're back In our corners.
"Oh, John Henry" rays my lady
friend. giving her real hair a couple
s'of taps and glancing out In the dining.
room to see II mother was rubbering.
! tell you, boys, it's aces when your
lady friend does that after . short
clinch. There's nothing to IT,
When = girl stamps her foot and
talks with . tobasco lisp and says,
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1906-06-09
HOPE FOR THE sALDKeADs
German Professor Says It Is Simple
Thing to Renew Growth
Of Hair.


~ ~, o,ne!er' oi "erhahy' ~ao
'"' o''u n.au' ih'o raaerexsNis
anu N.o'o'N''s ior cohsiaera'iofi.
Ups " nave 'he hohor OF uoahhs
i'oose'ei' SUBURBAN. GA
,i' io''!'oiAihs tour ot the courts oi
''oi''
'N1 >''no'as' ne shys-1ne pro
,esSo' WIN ho' oeie'e MS nams Is
"o''h rfiHce Nichotas eau
,'"'' nan ''he AoAd'om ioF the ASK
'"s ne "ou'u pc an eNceiieht a9Ncr-
usetnen' LOT my method, don't you
'A.nN So
iAousH the professor claims LOOK
"sa!' ne Is not an ordinary fahir by
any means. lie was professor o.
"e' n'atoios! at the University q!
name ueiofe ne came to Berlin. and ts
"th'hho"h specialist OF the Fin'en
''sh' m''hou' on winch he has Am
proved IN several ways
Inc besih FACULTY recognizes -
cures 'i baIi heaus cnected ny hi.p
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1906-06-09
HER FATAL FAULT
MONEY AND DIGNITY COULD
NOT OFFSET GAIT.
And Candidate for Presidency of
Woman's Club Lost Vote
Member Criticises Her
Sisters Freely.

Yes. women are queer" said the
domestic woman lately become n club
member, and nowhere do they show
1t more than in their clubs. ought
to be ashamed to talk about my sex
this way, especially to a man, but
)nesty and frankness are my par.
ucular virtues and since you brought
up the subject | don't mind telling
you what l really and truly think.
OF course. you won't tell this, but
It's my private opinion that won.
ems clubs, and especially the one |
belong to, are organized for the sim
pie purpose OF providing one day in
every two weeks when women may
strut around and show their feathers
like peacock. Such gowns and
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such hats you never saw, and such
cabling you never heard. And the
funny part Of 1t Is there Is no more
culture about their gable than there
was years before they jointd the club.
Neither has the club atmosphere and
the privilege Of listening to Ebert
Hubbard and Ben Greet emancipated
them from that peculiar mental bias
that women will always have. no mat.
ter how chubby they may get. Now,
for instance. the subject OF electin-
a new president was lately up in our
club. The two prime requisites for
the presidency of our club are
money and dignity One candidate
was objected to because of her gown
She was n stout woman and she was
shortsightod enough TO have fhc
gown made princess OF material
with stripes running round and
round. This, OF course. made her
lack dignity The other candidate
had both money and dignity and
seemed In every way desirable and |
announced my intention of voting for
her
"Oh. don't vote for her ox.
claimed n little butterfly of won.
an with lots OF frills and turbelows.
Why | asked.
'Oh-why-well. she hIppity hops,
en-, whether they're club women OF
domestic animals" 80 Chicago Inter
Ocean.
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sUslNeSsLIKE GOVERNMENT
City Of England That Il Run on
Simple Yet Very Effective
System.

The government OF Manchester Is a
business. Its liabilities are about
&l56.0O0.000: its assets are about
sl'1,oOO.o0o; and the deficiency. about
$s,00O,OOO. represents the amount
which the ratepayers have to con.
tribute each year. writes Samuel Mer.
win. in Success Magazine. The nS.
ures indicate that 1t is Q NJ bust.
ness. The management Of this big
business Is absolutely In the hands OF
the city council acting through Its
committees. As ! have saii. the sys.
TEN Is simple. AMI the responsibility
cannot be evaded as 1t can be In q
muddled.np, complicated system like
that Of New York or Chicago or New.
ark. The people know what has TO
be done, and they know who has TO
do II. But. even at that. big figures
are confusing TO the Averages mind.
And then. too. II is well TO submit
the figures which city council p\b-
fishes to an unsympathctic eye. And
-. because the people OF Manchester
propose 10 know what Il done with
their money. they have In their serv.
ice two men whose business II IL to
investigate and publish. at regular in.
tervals. every tendency OF the eoun.
ell toward carelessnoss or extrava.
Kznce. Never for moment ars the
councillors permitted TO forget whons
money Il II that they are managing
with such fluent ease.
These two men are known a. "s'ss-
tive auditors." They ARE elected d.
rectiy by the people. and the more
mercilcsa their attacks on the coun.
ell the better they please tho p,oplr.
They are free from the slightest ob!i.
cation TO the council. They have &C.
cess 10 all facts and figures. for the
people Of Manchester md Il dimcuit
10 understand why their government.
managed by their personal representa-.
tives with their money. should hot
work wholly In the light. These "a
ports are published weekly IN the
Manchester "ci'y N.wa."
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MUST GET A SHAVE FOR TONIGHT.
"How dare you kris me. sir! You
are impertinent. sir" It's \ 30 to I
shot that 0uxsie Giadtop. the ribbon
clerk. who calls every Tuesday even.
ing. nrst save her a excuse for writ.
Ing that libereito.
Anyway. after the bell rings ! says
70 my lady friend. III you'll tease .
trolley with me. well be ON our way
tomorrow night to the thcatcr!"
"Oh. how lovely" says my lady
friend. u do 90 love 10 70 to thr
thester. where shall we go!-Oh!
! know! Let's 20 and see Sara Bern.
Aardt! I'm Just dying to see her!"
Up and away 10 the mines! Sarah
Bernhardt At nve plunks u chair and
me scratching gravel TO get my iaun
dry back from foreign lands Of . Sat
urday night!
I'm just dying 10 see sara!
says the Sweetest Thing Ever. and ia
b . small bunch Of parsnips II I
hadn't volunteered In the iise.sayius
service then and there.
Yes" says TO my lady friend, "a
thought you'd like to .s~e B~ruhardt!"
and all the time I'm giving this clad
speech I'm going down ..,e line men.
tally 10 see who will give me quick
action on . steam heated touch.
Anyway. after . l.aborea Converse.
ton with . friend, I'm helped 10 the
price next day. asd paitrr away for
the pastsboards. ny lady fstend tor,
out In ben Teveiry rags. and I'm some.
What q . Big Event myself when 10
Glide into Tie Gold Bead building and
reach out for Tss.Doilars' worth Of
uenussmsot. hoe % he grtddis.
Mercy mel" Gays ny lady friend,
sftsr The curtain. hes bsss Up . whiis,
what ess tAsy talkiag abouli .
eAat ua1sestAs1 . woeui'
IN sitt.as there AoidiAs The suusssi
an6vsose oves ~ va Dluahs. ~ ~
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win Mako Them Hustle.
The sypsy moth has reached Cua-
ncciicut nov. and the people os Tie
Land Of Steady Habits vui have -
hustle round 10 save their vs.edsD.
nutmeg tteaa.-uoston GioLA
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Portugai's Population.

Vice Consul kinchant furnishes
from Lisbon III, census figures OF
Portugal taken In December 1900. ani
Just published. The population wa,
b.oiG.:G7. including the Azores The
percentage OF illitoracy was II per
cent. for the males and IS per cent.
for tho females, The government.
however. II brs,irrIn. itself on the
educational question. The foreign
residents In Portugal numbered 80.
$50. Of whom SC were Americans.