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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
Observer Observations

| observe that the goose that laid
the golden egg" was killed by the
fellow who was enjoying the egg.
That some people have no sense of
propriety nor regard for sacred memo
ries, e, g., Remember the main" in the
Bell telephone directory.
That few things in this life are as
hard 10 bear as the dread of them.
That kissing Is one of the unhealthy
practices In which everybody but old
maids like to engage.
That as rule pigeon-toed women do
not like to show their feet when out
walking.
That 1t takes grace and grit both to
stand the hardships imposed By fool
legislation.
That the brains of a whole Leglsla-
ture put together sometimes would not
fill an ordinary sized hat.
That Misfortune is keeping company
with a great many different persons
and giving promise to live with not a
few.
That the less some people know the
more apt they are to want to show IT.
That but few men know the joys OF
old bachelorhood.
That old maids are very careful not
TO let any one examine their teeth.
That If the good die young 1t ac-
counts for the kind of material we find
In the hierarchy.
That a doctors diploma does not al
ways add brains to the profession.
That 1t is an error Of mortal mind"
for any one to imagine that people can
live in Salt Lake City without lots OF
money.
That the tide OF immigration is bring
ing in lots Of drift from the Wreckage
OF the Old World.
FROM CATVILLE.
That Miss Pussy came home from
Grandma Feline's in high dudgeon
just because the old lady suggested
that pussies had little to do promenad-
ing the streets and alleys at late hours
with young Toms of questionable char
acter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
ON a SMALLER SCALE,

Boston Herald.
A physician Of Salem. Mass, talking
TO group of friends, said; II wanted
TO be soldier. but my parents persuad-
ed me TO study medicine"
"Oh, we'll" rejoined one Of the party
such is life. Many man with whole
sale aspirations has 10 content himself
With a retail business"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

II Gen. Gcoghegan will walt two or
three weeks. he may find the Senate
taking more than enough interest In
the smoot case to satisfy the Sena-
tor friends
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

1t will probably please Apostle Tay-
lor so much to be able to return 10 his
loved ones that he Will not be unhappy
even If Brother Smoot is put out of
the Senate
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
FROM CATVILIF.
ON THE DEAD.

At Worcester, England. the slab
erected over departed auctioneer is in
scribcd with a single word Gone" In
Sussex the initials and date of, the
death of the deceased are followed by
two words, He was The most re-
markable inscription is at Cane Hill
cemetery Belfast. where the inscription
says, Left till called for
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Sheriff Emery is not allowing anv
weddings I'm Jail at present, but he
may relent in time 10 permit some of
his prisoners TO observe the custom Of
taking June brides.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

If conference visitors should desire
10 give their attention to worldly mat
ters, the theater people Will be pre-
pared to help them do so,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
ALL FOR HER
Detroit Free Press.

)otroit Free Press.
This somewhat eraspinr
said Senator Burrows. In tha
OF n recent argument. "rer,;n,
a lady who dropped In the -
at a certain bank.
Going To the paying teller's
she opened her pocket book
a check, and pushed 1t under
grating.
Cash this. please she sal.
But the paying teller AZ
glance at the check. pushed n
the woman again.
/ can't cash It, madam,
1t isn't filed In
There Is my husbands s,gr
IT the woman said, excitedly,'
Yes. I know admitted :,
but there is no amount
oh, never mind that :
woman. impatiently, give n
there Is. "
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

II the rate bill is to be amended in a
way that will make the vote virtually
unanimous, Senator smoot will be
pleased to assure the President that he
Is With him In the fight.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Some people know very well that Mr.
Fernstrom's legal judgment, unsound
as the public may think It, is all right,
as il agrees with theirs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Those who figured as grantors of Big
Cottonwood water rights cannot believe
that they conveyed as much to the city
as the Morrisites say they did
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Members Of the Civic Improvement
League must have been greatly pleased
yesterday morning when they looked
out and saw how beautiful the city was
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Anyway. the slayer of John Larsen
has made 1t quite impossible for the
theorists to show that the killing was
a case Of suicide.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

After the storm. however. there was
an almost sprinslike atmosphere, indi-
eating that in all probability winter
Will not last much longer.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Gen. Geoghegan has returned from
Washington, bringing with him a sus-
picion that the sugar trust controls
the intermountain factories
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
WHEN AuNTIE WAS sILEr
Brooklyn Eagle.

Brooklyn Eagle.
"Auntie" was showing oG he .
nephew, aged 2. to an admirer
was calling upon her for tha
time. He was very bright =
ster and during a pause in HI.
formanceS specially reoueste'
"auntie," he suddenly Remember
way she had been teasing him
the caller arrived and decided, n
the tables on her, So ne poinI
chubby finger at the floor and
MY rug" 4
Auntie at once caught the Sd
the thing and cried empbatical,
my rug"
My dress" said her little NJ
pointing to auntie's gown.
No, my dress" replied aunti
lighted 10 have an opportunf
show how cute he was. y
Then the little boy sIdled q
the caller and pointing at hin
MY mani" II
Silence on the part Of auntie.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

People complained of Sundays
weather, but have not weather makers
as much right as anyone to play April
Fool tricks?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

There will be an extraordinary sup
ply OF water In the Big Cottonwood
the coming season, but Will there be
any that the city has paid for?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Cen. Geoghegan reports that the Sen
ate took very little interest In the last
hearing Of the Smoot case, but can he
blame 1t. In view OF the testimony
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

But almost all of those so far spoken
of for the apostleship can, If necessary,
undoubtedly show that they arc not too
religious for the place.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

II is reasonably certain that no one
Will be chosen to the apostleship who
has not at some time shown fitness by
speaking a good word for President
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

His fellow authorities do not expect
Apostle Smoot to sustain them at con-
ference. as he Will be conscientiously
opposed TO them until his case is de-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
FEATHERS on woMEN's HATS.

Now York Sun.
The Idea that the wearing Of wings
breasts and other feather ornaments on
Women's millinery necessities the
wholesale slaughter of birds is all
bosh.' said "A manufacturer Of feather
goods. "Once in while a fashion
comes in that calls for a particular
feather or quill that only one bird pro-
duces. but wings, breasts and even the
whole birds are made from the feath-
ers pluCked from poultry dressed for
table use We take bales OF feathers.
sort them. dye them, brush them, curl
them and work them UP into whatever
is wanted, and not q birds life Is sac
rIliCed"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Brother j. Golden Klmball probably
knows of man who would make the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Conference visitors this week will be
very welcome. and II they don't believe
it they can ask the merchants.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

tion to Senator Smoot. by promptly
stepping into the Senator's vacant
place and carrying on his work
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
AMERICAN IDAHO

We believe the paramount issue in the
coming campaign to be. II was In the
last, the Mormon questionable prohibit
Ing Of Mormon church influence in po-
litlcal and governmental matters and the
dobasing crime of polygamy-and we
urge that the Democratic OF Weiser and
OF the county of Washington will from
this day forward use their efforts to Sc
cure delegation to the next Democratic
State convention from this county pledged
To support such an Issue.
That is the first paragraph of a decla-
ration OF principles by n political club
in Washington county, Idaho, according
to the Weiser Signal.
That staunch American newspaper
announces also that other and similar
clubs are to be organized advocating
the same principle and appealing to the
citizenship of the State generally. re-
Gardless OF former political party.
The organizers of the club In question
are Democrats and are speaking first
for their party, since 1t has already
avowed its attitude on this question.
But as indicated In the Idaho paper.
the particular issue involved is beyond
all partisanship. 1t must not be utilized
as mere party or personal possession,
for II involves the welfare OF the entire
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Representative Howell would un-
uouttedly be willing to show his deyo-.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

Say. Dick, what is this new I
call phonetic spelling2"
It's the kind, Jim, they used
you and me at school for using
timorc American,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

1T was the first time little 81
seen an alligator,
"Oh. mamma" she exclaimed 4
a big lizard with a yalise-sktu
Chicago News.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
A LOT IN LIFE.

Brooklyn Life.
Country boys may have their acres
We don't care Jot:
Just for simple boiled-down pleasure
Take the vacant lot.
1t has space to lasso cattle
On the rolling plain;
Space enough 10 be pirate
On the Spanish Main.
Room enough TO scalp IN Injun
In the forest gloom:
Room enough to lick an army
To a sudden, doom
Howsoever life Is buildcd
Close in every spot
Hope the years Will leave for PLAYING
Just q vacant lot.
SPRING WEATHER
Marshall CMich) News.
in the days Of old. when nights were
cold.
And you heard the seighbcliS chime
And the winds would sweep the drifts SO
deep
Then you knew twas winter-time.
But nowadays. when you sec the sIcighs
And hear the sweet bells ring
And the. snow lies deep and the cod
winds sweep,
lis spring, b'goshi It's sprinSi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
FROM THE JOKEMAKEr

Did you give your wife that
on economy you said you wen
to?"
Yes, you bet 1 did"
Have any effect"
Yes; I'm going to make n
years suit do for this IT
A little six-year-old girl fri
mine came running to me and
herself into my arms, sobbing a
heart would break.
God doesn't love me any moi
walled, God doesn't love me.
God doesn't love you. WIZ
God loves every one" l assured:
"Oh. no, he doesn't love me.
he doesn't l tried him with di
Harper's Baz6r.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03

ITS love that makes the w
round" said the old-fashioned
NO" answered Miss Cayenn|
makes some people 80 diz
they think the world Is going ro
Washington Star.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-03
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-19
THAW CASE IS SET
qsEAL WI ILL COME UP JANUARY W %l.
.Sustaee NcsBeeMeF EA&es the Date for senaatHOnan Hearing on Agree naent Between HaFtrhdge and
 District Attorney Jerome.

New York. Dec. ls.--Harry Kendall Thaw will be placed on trial on Mon day. January 21, in the criminal branch of the New York State Supreme Court charged with the murder of Stanford White.
 This date was set today hy Justice Newberger when a motion made by Thaw's counsel for the dismissal of the indictment against him or the fixing of the date for the trial, was to have been argued. Clifford W. Hart ridge and John B. Gleason appeared for Thaw.
 It developed as soon as the motion was reached Thaw's counsel having withdrawn their application, for com mission to take evidence in the far west. the district attorney had no ob% jection to taking up the trial at an early date. Thaw's counsel and Assis- tant District Attorney Smith then fixed the date and the order was signed by Justice Newberger.
 Justice Fitzgerald is assigned to sit in the criminal branch of the Supreme Court for the January term, but there may be a change before the trial be- gins.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-19
TALks ro nREEpERs.
Department Agent Insists On CIeanlI-
 ness of Cattle.

Department Agent Insists On CIeRnlI-
 ness of Cattle.
 Syracuse, N. Y. Dec. fS.--At the annual meeting of the New York State Breed CTS Association here today, George P {. McCahe, solicitor of the Department of Agrsculture at Washington, addressed the convention on the new meat inspec- tinu law.
 He said in part:
 .'In the main the meat Inspection law appears to be working we'll" He de- cIared that as the work progresses, ira- portant amendments may be necessary He reviewed the law and its reduire- mefits and explained in detail the pur- pose of the measure. Attention was called to tho fact that the law Is serv- ing as a guarantee of healthfulness, purity and whoIesomeness of our live stock and meats in the markets of the world.
 Efforts 10 secure wider market for farm products of the United States, he said. meet with the hearty approval of Secretary Wilson. He declared that In order to secure the best results. the breeders and feeders of every State in the Union should take up vigorously the question of the extension of mark cts and should back the department of agriculture In an insistent demand for an absolute. efficient. vigllant, fair and square inspection
 we have the healthiest foSd ani- mais.g he said "and the best feed in the world. If a due regard be had for cleanliness. decencY and honesty In the preparation and marketing of our meat products. the use will continue to lead the world in the live stock and meat trade
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-19
N0kAVz WAS
 NVIOLATED .Se( etary Strauss First s Ruling. UPHOLDS SOUTH CAROLINA Decision Has Important Effect on
 Southern Immigration. - Holds That State Can Pay Expeusea of Desirable Aliens to Their
 Commonwealth and PrO-
 vide Employment.

Washington, Dec 1S.--An important decision has been rendered by Secre- tary Straus of the Department of Com merce and Labor as to the right of g state to induce immigration to that State.
 The decision holds. in brief, that in the circumstances there is no violation of the immigration laws or of the law to prohibit the importation of alien contract laborers in the action of tae State of South Carolina in this partic- ular case. in encouraging immigration to that State. or in paying the neces- sary expenses of the immigrants in coming to the State.
 The case on which the decision is based originated in South Carolina. on November {, 1908, the steamship Witte- kind arrived from Bremen at the port of Charleston, s. C., having on board about 475 aliens destined to various points in the State of South Carolina All of these aliens were induced to migrate to the United States by the State of South Carolina, tho State act ing through the medium of its Com missioner of Agriculture, Commerce and Immigration who went to Europe some time in August for the purpose | of inducing desirable immigrants 10 come to the State; the passage money OK the @lAGnS was p4Au gy SAC GN%NN from a fund. part of which was appro- priated by the State and the balance being contributed by various corpora tions and individuals.
 The Commissioner of Immigration or South Carolina found employment ana
 distributed these aliens to various points in the State.
 Tine aliens were free to accept or re- ject any offers of employment made 70 them.
 The facts in this case were brought to the attention of the Secretary of Commerce and Labor by the tmmigra- ton office at the port of Charleston, s, C., and he in turn referred the matter to the Solicitor of the Department as to whether or not the action of the Commissioner of Immigration In bring ing these aliens to the United StHss was violation of the allen contract labor law.
 The question of the right or a stats under the national immigration laws to encourage immigration was raised py the officials of another Southern state. It was referred to the Department of Comnnerce and Labor. Realizing It's Importance, Secretary Metcah referred the legal question involved to solici- for Eari, of the Department, for an oninion. Mir. Earl decided there had been no violation of the national law by the authorities of South Carolina
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-19
sToP HOSPITAL SUPPLIES.
Hessenxer Boys Could Not Carry Med-
 iclne to Sick People.

|
 icine to sick People.
 cbicaRo. Dec. 1s.--Evidence was i'm .roduoed in the Shea. trial today show ins that errand boys and wagons car- rving medical supplies and surgical m sfruments to the sick and to hospit- als were turned back by the pickets ok +he teamsters' unoin who refused 10 allow the supplies to be delivered
 The witness from whom this testtmo- nv came was J. A. Sheehan, team owner who held the contract to deiiV- . CT supplies from several large medical supply houses.
 DO you know James Barry" asked Assistant States Attorney Miller.
 .99e came one day into the store u,bere I had the contract for delivering goods I told him that our wagons were hauling hospital supplies ana nothing else and that in many cases these deliveries were mater or lire and death. told him that our wagons were being stopped and the drivers turned back
 cured a pass permitting the taxing oL medical supplies to hospitals.
 F. S. Forbes, son of the pfesloeHt VI inc Forbes Teaming Company. follow" ed shehan on the stand. Forbes droVo teams during the strike and had per- soraI exneriences with mobs.
 He declared that he was repeatedly sraIted with bricks and stones and taaI on one occasion a bottle containing Iiouid struck his feet. The witness said that Jerry Mccarthy, the business agent of the truck drivers union told hIn, to stop trying to drive teams or he would be put out of business"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-19
SOLDIERS
 FIRE ON CAR Says Conductor of Pen
 sacola Train. OFFICERS ARE INVESTIGATING Had Trouble With Barrancas Artilleymen on Trip. On His Return volIsy Was Fired at Him From Woods. sad ia Pur-
 suit He Recognized
 Uniforas,
FFICERS ARE INVESTIGATING

Pensacola. Fla. Dec. ls.--.apsciai.1--~ As a result of unknown parties firing into a train near Fort BarrancAs latA last night, army officers stationed ars the post are conducting q rigid inv@sti- gation of the charge made by the oon~ duotor of the train that the parties were soldiers from the post. but up to tonight nothing of definite nature has been learned.
 The train which was fired into isft this city for the post, ten mllea dis- tant, at 10 o'clock. In addition to eev- eral passengers there were perhAps twenty soldiers aboard the train. and they had just reached ths city limits before trouble occurred between sonfa of them and the conductor.
 One man refused to pay fare. and when the conductor attempted to efect him from the train, some of his conn rades took a hand in the matter, and one, seizing a club, was on the point of attacking the conductor when he backed Into a corner, and, drawing Q revolver, leveled 1t upon the men some of whom left the train in their hask4 to get out of range.
 The train was brought to a stop. and Chief of Police Frank. who resides on the Bay. Shore Line, noticing the stop. went to the point, and, finding tue man who had started the trouble placed him under arrest and sent him to the city to be locked up. Some of the soldiers again boarded the train, but were quiet until the post was reached.
 There. after wait of about ten min@ utes, the train started back to the city and had gone about half a mile when several volleys were fired at the con- ductor by parties secreted along the track. The train was going at slow speed and the conductor jumped from the platform and ran in the direction from whence the shots came firins as he went. The parties, whom the coEi- ductor states were soldiers, lied.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-19
HEARING OF CUSTER.
Standard OH Company Put@ Up I've
 Witnesses Before Communication.

Standard OH Company Puts Up I've
 Witnesses Before Commission.
 New York. Dec. 1s.-Proceedings brought by the State of Missouri to oust the Standard oil Company of In- diana, the waters-Pierce oil and the Republic oil Company from Missouri were resumed before Commissioner Robert A. Anthony today.
 The hearing which began in this city several months ago had been adjourn ed to several cities and was resumed here, that the Standard oil Company might present testimony in rebuttal,
 Two witnesses were examined today, J. 4. Moffatt, President of the Stand ard oil Company of Indiana, and Wal ter c. Teagie, who is connected with the export department of the Standard oil Company.
 By Mir. Moffatt the company attempt ed to show there was no restraint on the oil trade and that the Republic and waters-iPerce oil Company were inde- pendent companies. By Er. Teagle, formerly vice-Preaident and General Manager Of the Republic C't Company 1t was attempted to show that the com pany started out as an independent concern.
 The hearing will be continued tomor- row.