Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-01-27

DO NH NuiiObs
Vanity in a woman is bad enough;
but conceit in man is worse.
The only correct clothing for gentle.
men is the ones sold by the Kash Co.
Prices are exceedingly DIV at the
zee Chan store, Nuuanu street.
A good many years ago the "cut-up'
used to win his reputation by sticking
the molasses candy he was pulling in.
to some girls hair; how does he win
II these days?
G. Faria will make you a stylish suit
for very little money.
When a girl marries and moves to
another town, her sisters find conso.
lation for all their loss in the thought
that they now have another place to
visit.
Does the watch need expert atten-
ton? II so, take IL to Thos. Lindsay,
Fort street.
We do not know the dictionary
meaning of the word, conversation,
but the real life meaning is this: Con.
versation is other peoples troubles,
and other peoples Jokes.
Unique articles Of Oriental design
can be purchased at a reasonable
price of Wing Wo Tai & Co.
II has occurred to us that every
married mans favorite motto is:
What folks don't know, doesn't hurt
them"
The cash value Of home is in.
creased when you have the w. J. Eng.
tary plumbing equipment.
Furnishing goods are sold very
cheap by G. X. Chow & Co.
when a friend says, II want good
long talk with you" 1t means one of
two things: He is going to tell you
his troubles, or he intends criticising
something you have done.
Think of telephone Main 147 when
you want your clothes cleaned press
ed and repaired The Honolulu
Clothes Cleaning Co. do the work
right.
why do you print so many dialect
stories in your magazine?" We'll, III
be honest with you. We do 1t to save
the cost OF hiring proofreaders."
You get all the comforts OF home
when you room at the Majestic Hotel
That man has the most winning
personality | ever met" who Is hep
"The best poker player in the city
Baltimore American.
Hix: What's your idea of fool
Dix: A man who Identifies himself by
asking questions a wise man can't an
swer.-Detroit Tribune.
There is sale Of tuxedo wells al
the Pacific Import Co.
Poorly: I'm going to marry nice
girl and settle down. Boorly: Why
not marry a rich girl and settle up?-
Judge.
Learning to play the trombone, are
your" Gosh, MOI I'm learning to work
it."-New York Press.
Hes what call budding genius.
"Who-Bragg?" Yes; like all bud
ding things, he's inclined to blow. -
San Francisco Examiner.
Cation, Neil & Co. can retube YOU
boilers with charcoal. iron or stee
tubes.
J. p. Rodrlgues makes fashionable
suits.
The higher q woman's pompadour
the less money she has in her pocket
book The wad is In the hosiery Of
the woman who has her hair combet
down so tight she looks as II she hat
been scalped.
Pianos OF superior workmanship arr
sold by the Thayer Piano Co.
You save money when you buy you
meats of G. Q. zee Hop & Co.
The tastiness OF a meal Is not de
pendent on the desert; but on tn,
staff Of life. The Perfection Hom'
Bakery can supply you with breat
that will increase the enjoyment o
the meal.
The trouble with being a peacemak
err is that you are liable to be accused
VI butting In.
You can get the highest possible
price for bottles and old metal from
A. c. Montgomery.
Buy your building material OF G. Il
Reynolds and save 20 per cent. on tn
dollar.
A complete bill of fare of all the eat
ables the market contains is what 20,
have to choose from when you eat a
the California restaurant.
As a general thing, those who RI
fresh their souls every morning b
memorizing a bit Of poetry, are lat
to work and lose their jobs, and ca
afterward take whole day to II,
Sayegusa carries the largest stoc
OF Japanese curios.
When a man loses his position, h
has as many explanations as a gil
yhen her engagement Is broken.
See that stock of koa and ebony fu
piture carried by the Fong Inn Co.
A man is too stiff to keep step wit
the fashions after he is forty, but
, woman will keep pace till she is 10.
Only the right price is charged b
s. K. Aki & Co. for plumbing work.
! Jack: And do you always speak u
D truth about your friends? Lola: Yes
!. but not until after they are gone.-D
troit Tribune.
j. A. II. Vieira G. Co. are manufactu
J. ers OF Hawaiian enamel souvenirs.
e What kind OF business does
run2" "Oh, some sort Of a get tainte
quick scheme. Puck.
The Hawaiian Soda Works soda W
tor lie nnnnnaIl la oValft,y nj,