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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-19

OFFICE PURCHASING COMMISSARY. U. =.
Army. SO Whitehall Street, New York City. ". Y.
ecember 10. lOOd.-Sealed proposals for furnishing
and delivering subsistence stores Ia this city for
the month Of January, 1907. VIII he received at this
office until n o'clock A. NJ. on December 10. 1901,
ana then opened. Information furnished on appli
alton. Envelopes containing bids should be
marked Proposals for Subsistence Stores opened
December 20, 1904. addressed 20 Lieut.. Col. ID. l.
BRAINARD. ID. c. G. U. S. &.
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WEST POINT. N. Y, December rs. ~pO6.-Scaled
proposals., In trtplicate. will be received here until
Of an Electrical subway system, rs per drawings
and specifications In this office. The Y. =. reserves
the right 20 accept or reject any or all proposals
or any part thereof. Forms and specifications fur
nished upon application. Address Quarternasicr.
West Point, ". y.
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CanandsIgna Minister Called TO Plalbush

The Rev. Lewis T. Reed Of C~anandsigua.
N. Y, has received a unanimous cali to the
pastorate of the Flatbush Congregational
Church in Brooklyn, which has been vacant
For nearly a year. The Rev. Mr.. Reed is a
graduate Of Amherst College INC for some
lime wa a teacher in the Robert College in
Constantinople. He has had charge OF the
First Congregational Church in Canaan
daigua for three years.
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Church to Become Business building.

The Seventh Avenue United Presby-
terian Church. on the east side Of Seventh
avenue between Twelfth and Thirteenth
streets, has been sold and will be made over
into a business building. 1t was erected
in lses. The purchaser is a client. OF z.
s.. Willard a Co.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-19
Miss Mechanics Pleads Not Guilty.

Miss Mary J. Mcdaniel. who was in.
dicted for perjury in connection with testi-
mony she gave before heseree Robert
Walker concerning the heirs o. Mrs. Helen
A. p ierce, pleaded not guilty before Re
corder Gon yesterday and was released on
$4,000 bail, 4.
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Headouar ters OF the Fire Department OF The
City OF New York. Nos. l57 and 1853 East SiKtyx
seventh street. Borough OF Manhattan, The City
OF New York.
SEALED BIDS OR ESTIMATES will be received
by the Fire Commissioner al the above onice until
ia. 30 O'Clock q. M. on
MONDAY. DECEMBER 81. 1905.
BsrOuRhs of Manhattan and Ehe Bronx.
No. l.. For furnishing ana delivering hay, straw,
oats, bran, oil meal and salt Tor companies In the
Borough OF Nomination.
No. 2. For furnishing ard delivering hay. strs ".
oats. bran. oil meal and salt for companies In the
Borough OF The Bronx.
borough Of Rich m0nd.
No. 3. For furnishing and delivering hay, straw,
oats. br an. oil meal and salt for companies In the
Borough OF Richmond.
For full partlcuIa RS sec CITY Record.
FRANCIS J. LANTR
Fire Commissioner.
Dated December II, 1905.
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The approximate amount OF, the lien OF charge
to satisfy which the above described properly
Is to be sold II 81. T7p. rs, With interest from July
9Oth. 1905. together with costa and allowances
amounting TO &33S.00. with interest from October
18th. 1904. together with the expenses Of sale.
The Approximate amount of taxes, assessments
OF other liens which are to be allowed 20 the pur-
chaser out Of the purchase money or paid BY the
referee Is g.. $500 10 and interest.
said premises arr Ia he so,d subject 10 q prior
mortgage for $500 and accrued Interest thereon.
Dated New York. lCreTnbeI I'M. 1919.
=. J.. n. WARD. Referee.
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U. 8. ENGINEER OFFICE Room PIT. Army Build
ing, New York. N. Y, November 81. 1896 Scaled
proposals. for remeying Long Rock In Harbor at
Echo Fay. N. v. will be received az this Office until
IL NJ, December p, 1900. and then publicly opened.
Information furnished on application. ID. W.
LOCKWOOD, Col, Engrs.
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wANTED for T.. s. Army; Able -bodied unnAr-
ncd men bstwecn sees Of n and %; citizens OF
United States. OF GOOD character and temperate
habits. who can spcak, read and write Engliuh.
For Information apply TO Recruiting Ofnoer. q
I'd av.. $3.50 ID av, 14f Hudson ST.. 79 9th sv,. Is
Park row. 70 CortlAndt ct. New York: or s6s Full
ton ST.. 1917 Broadway. Brooklyn.
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DEPARTMENT OF DOCKS AND FERRIES.
SEALED BIDS for concrete sea wall and plat
form on North Brother Island Bronx Borough 00S6l
viii be received by the Com missioner OF Docks at
Pier "a" Battery Place, until II o'clock, noon. De-
csmber 18th. 1905. ROr Particular see City Record.D
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-19

Bellevue and Allied Hospitals Department OF
New York City. Twenty sixth street and First
Avenue. Borough OF Manhattan, The city Of New
York.
ceived by the President of the Board Of Trustees
at the above o rice until 2 O'Clock p. on. on
TUESDAY. =. 1907.
For all the labor and materials required for the
erection and complexion OF new tire ming school
for women nurses, Bellevue Hospital, situated on
the Fast River, between Twenty mn and Twenty
sixth streets, Borough Of Manhattan. The City
OF New YORK.
Tor full particulars see City Record.
JOHN w. BRANNAN.
President. OF the Board OF Trustees Bellevue
and Allied Hospitals.
Headquarters OF the Fire Department of The
CITY OF New York, Nos. 1S7 and i5a Fast Sixty
seventh street, Borough Of Manhattan. The CITY
of New York.
SEALED BIDS OR ESTIMATES will he re-
ceived by the Fire Commissioner at the above ONCE
until 1890 O'Clock a, m. on
N. 1905,
BOrOuEhs Of Manhattan and The BRONX.
No. l. For furnishing and delivering fourteen
thousand $4,000 sacks of North Carolina pine
or Georgia yellow pine kind ling wood.
For full particulars see City Record.
FRANCIS J. NTR
Fire Commissioner.
Dated December II. 1908.
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CLOTHING.

GFNTLEMEN'S CLOTHING 10 order on 81
weekly payments; perfect nj: nne mater iai. EA
CHANGE CLOTHING CO. 80 Broadway tcntTanos
on Park Place..
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MANHATTAN ,s Sss = ~. no Is e..

SEASON or GRAND OPERA.
OSCAR HAMMERSTEiN ........ Director
TO-NlGHr. at s-Nerdrs AIDA. Mines.
Russ, De Clsner2s; NM. Bassl, Ancona, Ari-
mondL Mugnoz, Tecchi. Cond.. Campanlni.
FRI. DEC, 81. az 6-Donizetu's LUCIA
ID LAMMERMO0R. Mines. plnkert. Sew
erina: NM. Boncl, Mlnolsl. Mugnoz. Ven
turni. Tecchl. Conductor. Campanarl.
SAL. NAT DEC. ~. AT lS90-Blzet's CAR
TIM, Giaconia; NM DalmoreS, Renaud, Gilbert.
Daddl, Brag, Rescbigllan. Gond. Campanini.
SAT. EVE. DEC. ~. at s-Ihird OF the
series OF popular saturday Evening perform
ances (75c. TO So, Gounod's FAUST Mines.
Donaids, GlaoOnia. Leieune: NM. AltcheNsky,
Ancona, Armondl. Fossetta. Cond.. CampauLnI.
sun. EVE, DEC. rs. at S;S0-rhird Grand
sunday Night CONCERT at Popular Prices.
Conductor, CampanarL
Donizettl's LUCIA d. LAMHERMOOR.
Muynoz. fenturini. Tecchl. Cond,, Campanari.
TUES. DEC. rs. at : -Ncrdlis AIDA.
Mines. Russ. DE CisnerOs: Nm. bassi. Ancona.
Arim0ndi. Tecchi, Cond.. ClmpanaTi.
WE'D. DEC. 20. at s-Bl1ets CARMEN.
Mines. BreSsler. GianOn, DonHlCA, TTentlnl,
Giaconis. NM. Dalmores. Rcnaud, Giibert.
Daddl. Mugnoz, ReschiglLan. Cond.. Campanari.
FRI. DEC. 20. at 5 Nerdls TiOHATORE.
Mines. Russ. ne Clsneros, Z~accaris; NM Dal-
SAT. NAT. DEC. -. at l;9o-terdi's
RIGOLFrrD. Miles. Pinkcrt. Severina, XAc-
CARA. GtGcOnis NM. Boncl, Renaud. Arimondi,
Mutnoz, Fossetta. tseachisliRn, NentuTinl.
SEAT SALE FOR NMAS WEEK OPENS
TOMORROW THURSDAY MORNING
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MENDELSSOHN HALL.
First Concert Thurs. Eve, Dec. 20, at s:I5.
Olive Mead Quartet

Program: HAYDN Quartet c major; u
String Trio; SCHUMANN. Quartet. Op. Al, No. 3.
Tickets. $3.50. at Once Musical Art Society.
I West saith 81. and AZ Box Once.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

Bloomington ....2 1 0 0 1 0 0 o "a
Dubuque 20 L 90 0 O. 1 o.
Two base hit-Snyder. Three base
hit-Starke Struck out-By Smith.
L; by Darrah, s. Bases on balls-Off
Smith, /; off Darrah. l. Stolen bases
Snyder, Beck, Starke Wild pitch
Smith. Time-1:30. Umpire-Law-
renee Attendance-300.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22
DOPE FOR THE FANS.

The Rock Island ball team arrived
at noon today over the Rock Island
coming via La Sale. Though this is
an eff day according to the schedule,
the game is being played today to give
the Senators an opportunity to jump
back home Thursday and meet the
New York Giants.
Bob Carruthers arrived in Rock Is
land today and will umpire the home
series of baseball.
Decatur Review: One of those cheer
full Dubuque papers, which made life
miserable for Hunky Hines. even
though he was winning pennant, COM
plains because Hadley makes an occa-
sional error at short. Heavings, so does
Hans Wagner. Hadley can have jobs
elsewhere if he doesn't suit the Du-
buque man.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

ell, Mass, in his place. Lawrence has
signed to play the outfield for Bloom.
ington.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

Davenport is playing the Clinton IN
dependents at Clinton this afternoon.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
RESULTS YESTERDAY.

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Chicago, 4 New York, 6.
Cincinnati. 6; Brooklyn. 4.
St. Louis, 0; Philadelphia, /.
Pittsburg, s; Boston, 0.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
New York, g.; Chicago. Z.
Philadelphia, /; Cleveland. 2.
Washington, 8; st. Louis, |.
Boston. l; Detroit. 2.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Milwaukee, 2; Kansas City, 1.
Toledo, 10; Louisville, s.
indianapolis. O; Columbus, l.
Minneapolis-St. Paul. rain.
WESTERN LEAGUE.
Omaha, 5; Denver, /.
Lincoln, /; Des MONIES, 0.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22
GAMES TOMORROW.
Springfield at Rock Island.
Peoria at Davenport.
Bloomington at Dubuque.
Decatur at Cedar Rapids.

Decatur, H., May 22.-Rock Island
dropped the closing game of the series
here. the locals falling hard on Scots
benders and finding Converse, who
was sent in to save the day near the
end of the game, but little more diff
cult On the other hand Bomar kept
the six hits well scattered and had 1t
not been for a bad throw by Bryette,
the visitors would have been shut out
The batting of Warmer was a feature
Score:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

The Los Angeles baseball club was
disbanded yesterday. the players being
released on their promise to return
and play with the southern coast city
next season provided they are wanted.
Most of them will come east, applica-
lions for their services having been
made TO the Los Angeles management
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22
Reyes Outpcints Erne.

Philadelphia, May 21.-Hock Keyes,
the lightweight champion of Australia.
outpo.nted Young Erne of this city N
a six-round bout at the Washington
Sporting club last night. The margin
of difference at the finish of a fast con-
test was very slight, but the Austral-
ian was entitled to a verdict.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22
Outsider Winner.

Gravesend, May Ell. w. Fuller )
Tokalcn. a despised outsider at 25 to 1
in the betting. captured the Brooklyn
handicap here yesterday from second
choice Dandelion, with The Picket
third. The race was worth $4,000.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

President Holland has accepted the
resignation of Umpire Mike Lawrence
and has appointed E. n. Gregg of Low
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22
FIND THEIR EYES
Decatur Batters Fall on Scott and
Converse and Win
Easily.
ERROR PREVENTS A SHUTQUT
Davenport, Springfield, ard Blooming
ton Win-Scene Shifts to North
of Circuit.
PREVENTS A SHUTQUT
RESULTS YESTERDAY.

Rock Island, 2; Decatur. IL.
Davenport. 4 ; Peoria, !.
Springfield. &; Cedar Rapids, D.
Bloomington, 4; Dubuque: 2.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22
Sioux City. !: Pueblo. 0.

CENTRAL LEAGUE.
Grand Rapids, 10; Dayton, 0.
Wheeling, 4 Terre Haute, /.
South Bend, 8; Springfield, Z.
Canton. Z; Evansville. 4.
IOWA LEAGUE.
OskaloOsa. .; Keokuk. l.
Fort Dodge, Il; Waterloo. >.
Burlington, Is; Ottumwa. 3.
Boone. ); MaTshalltown. 4.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

Stolen bases-Burg, Ruby, Crockett,
Egan. First base on balls-Of Wag-
ner. 4 off Lelivelt, 2. Hit by pitched
ball-By Wagner. /. Struck out-By
Wagner. 2; by Lelivelt, 4. Double
plays-Lelivelt to Burg to Crockett:
Kennedy TO Burg to Crockett. Umpire
-Carruthers. Time-1:35.
Springfield. o; Cedar Rapids, :.
Springfield. H., May 22.-The locals
won the final game of the series with
Cedar Rapids. The game was inter
esting throughout and timely hitting
brought victory. Score:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

James Barrett, outfielder with the
Detroit team. has signed to manage the
Dayton club in the Central league. He
succeeds Manager Jack Thornton.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

Two base hits-Swacina Bomar,
Wanner. Three base hit-Syfert.
Struck out-By Bomar, 8. Bases on
balls-off Scott, s. Wild pitch-Bomar.
Time: 80. Umpire-Ramsey.
Davenport. 4; Peoria, l..
Peoria, ILL.,, May 22.-Davenport won
the last of the series, Peoria being I'M
able to hit LeIivelt effectively. The
Scora-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22


Springfield :. q 0 0 l l 2 o SC
Cedar Rapids 30 2 0 > 0 o.
Stolen bases-Novacek 2, Davis,
Cakes. Two base hits-Berg, Connery
Novacek, Wilson Sacrifice hits
Pearce. Spencer. Bases on balls-Of
Hoffer, 2; off Crandall, 1. Hit by
pitched ball-Wolf. Struck out-By
Hoffer, a; by Crandall, 3. Time of
game-1:35. Umpire-Farney.
bloomington. 4; Dubuque, =.
Bloomington, ILL.,, May 22.-Smith
was invincible and received fine sup
port, the work of Vogel and Snyder
being phenomenal Starke stole home
in the third after driving out triple.
The score.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-05-22

Bruggeman, the Davenport catcher,
insists that he will not return TO the
Iowa league but will quit the game il
required to do so. President Hayes
has deal on to purchase him from Of
tumwa to which place he has been
awarded
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

tho pleasant things said about Salem
10 found In the following;
I'VE breakfasted az Salem. the cap.
itai OF Oregon and the commercial
center for parts OF Polk. Yamhlll.
Linn and claelamas counties. There
arc probably $4,000 people now IN
tho immediate patronlzlng territory,
There IL room Tor a million. aud all
OF them would bo happy and prosper
Gus. Tho present generation may SEQ
Il. too.
"Tho oregon penitentlary. asylum
for the insane. reform aoaool. deaf
mute school. school for the blind. or
egon state fair grounds. general Of
nees-in fact all OF the purely state
institutions. Offices and ofieers-are
located here. being 30 provided In the
state constitution. Near here is the
government training school. a school
for the Indian youth
salem has a population OF about
1900. II Is the pune center OF or
egon. Three quarters OF the 10000
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
the sALGM STEAM LAUNDRY

10 doing family washing at the low
rate OF five cents = pound. Az this
price NO wash everything. wo starch
everything intended 10 bs starched.
We iron ana nnlsh everything that
can bo done by machinery. Including
knit. nannel and woolon underwear,
also all nat work. such a. sheets,
slips, tablooloths. napkins. counter.
panea, towels. handkerohiefa. tray
cloths. doilioa. ote. Balance hand
work Il returned rough dried. Tho
fuel. tho soap. tho starch. the bluolng
and other utensils. 70 say nothing OF
human toll required for tho washing
az home. cannot bo bought cheap
enough 10 do all thls work AZ 20 small
price.
Telephone 20. or drop us a card.
and our solicitor will call and explain
about this work IN detail
THE SALEM STEAM LAUNDRY
Special rate for regular family
work for sixty days.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
AMERICAN
HUMOR
JADED
Jerome K. Jerome Lays Blame
on Sunday Supplements

Tho English humorist, Jerome X.
jerome, who "a here. made some CON.
PARSONS recently Ia a lecture a. Kan.
aaa City "It seems 10 mo he said.
thar tho American people have been
aurfolied with humor. So many bril-.
liant men have written and jokei for
30 Ions that they have become iadod
l thonght AZ first that the American
sense Of humor was radically less sub.
tilo than ours ia England. but now
know bottor. Il Is simply overfed.
Mark Twain 10. believe. tho only
living humorist OF the old Americas
school and he, like Falstan. d srowing
Old but tho subtitle touch that Eng.
land likes still. ana America liked
once. Is stin his. You laugh with him
now. I think, more from a souso OF
duty than sense OF the ridiculous.
You have grown tired and need ooars.
Or fare TO stimulate your appetite. And
I've discovered the cause of it. TOO.
Il 10 The comic supplement OF the sun.
dab paprs.
The Sunday comic Is appalling.
isn't 1.-THE eiiort 10 reduce aumor 70
the terms OF tho meanest intelllgence9
Is mar one result OF democracy, I
wonder?
DO you know. this country has dls.
appointed ma In one way. expected
something different thought when
came here thar you had gone ahead
u us In some things. We are DON'T.
lafed By the aristocracy. and you are
ruled by the caplfah g. INSTEAD OF
he people owning the wealth Of the
country it Is an held by a few men
One man owns an the oil: another one
nan makes an the railway rates
Some other man owns some other
hing that Is indispensable 10 all the
people
You seem 10 have started an over
again from the beginning. Our barons
.oreed The magma charta from King
lohu. ana IL seems 10 me that here the
people must force their Magma Charta
rom tho banOns."
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

Angora goats OF the state are found
within a radius Of 80 miles. Most OF
the mohair 10 marketed hero and In
Dallas. There ia room In the same
territory, Il ls claimed. for a million
goats Goat raising Ia considered a
most profitable and reliable Industry.
The Willamette valley has earned
for itself the reputation for raising
the best hops In tho world. Hop
land can bo bought from $50 70 500 an
acre, and good yards IN tho vicinity
yield from 1900 10 1900 pounds and
sometimes more. 70 the acre. which
at present prices means a handsome
proht 10 the grower.
"'Go west, young man aud see
Grand Ola Oregon"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
COlOniSt Rates

Commencing February 18th. and
continuing daily 10 and including
April 7th. and from September 10TH
until October 81, 1906. oolonist tick
cts will be sold from ths East 10 all
points on Oregon lines via, Portland
Following rates from Omaha. Neb..
s25; Council Bluffs. Ia. t25; Kansas
City. No. t25; Denver, Colo; 325;
ST. Joseph. No. s25; So Louis. Mo.
$50; Chicago. nl.. t33. II you desire
you can make deposit with agents
ana tickets viii be furnished your
friends IN the East A. L. CRAIG.
"a General Passenger Agent
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
Health

Means tho ability 10 do a good days
work, without undue fatigue and 20
ful life worth living. You cannot
have Indigestion or constipation with,
out its upsetting the liver and pol
luting the blood. Such a condition
may be best and quickest relieved by
Herbine, the best liver regulator that
the world has ever known. Mrs ID.
W. Smith writes April 3, 'O2; "I use
Herbine, and hnd II the best medicine
for constipation and regulating the
liver ] ever usef SOC For sale ~
D. J. Fry, Druggist. Salem. Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
IRITES
ABOUT
SALEM
ld the Members OF the
ksS Gang Who Were
at Salem

Ryan snyder was ono OF tho
~ q the National Editorial as.
pa SAleh organization visited
h June last and on tho morn.
lsse % passed two hours IN
Iais gifted lady. whose home
aioago, has Issued a book en-.
Aa 'LAnd Of Promise" on what
= On 1aat trip from Chicago 70
alae coast and return. Among
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
A Besy Asai'ihs ia' Bssy People

Boker-Do you approve OF your son
smoking cigarettes?
Joker-Well, I wish he would smoke
hsh Instead
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

Little three year old Norma had
been unusually lively Al tho break
fast table one morning during grace,
and her mother said. Norma, / shall
spank you"
you ean't-rm sitting down" tri
umphanty shouted Norma.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

A Young hopeful. IN writing % hia
absent father signed his letter. "Your
son. Robert wegtfoFd. H."
But Robbie queried his mother.
what DO you mean hS' Robert West.
ford. It'9"
Why It's this way mamma" re
piled the boy. when papa signs my
name Tor me-, hs always writes Rob
ert Wexford, Ir' I doh't know what
'Jr' stand Tor, but know am Il. an
right"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
Dlmuendo

Uncle isn't quite so fast and furious
when auntie's with him"
"Oh no. It's uncle aniante. then.
- Puck
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
The Fashion Stables

Formerly simpsons Stables.
UPto-dats livery and cab line. Fu.
neral turnOuts a speciality. TaIly-ao
for pienies and excursions Phone "A.
ohAs W. Yannke Prop.
2iT and 249 High Street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

MA wants a package Of dye and
she wants a fashionable color" said
a little girl 10 a druggist
"A fashionable color" echoed the
pharmacist What does she want IL
for; eggs or clothes?"
Well" replied the girl. "the doc.
tor says ma has stomach trouble and
she ought 10 diet And ma says II she
has 70 dye a. sac might as well dye
a a fashionable color"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

A New York policeman swora 20
the following aftidayit:
Il hereby solemnly swear that the
prisoner set upon me. calling mo an
ass. a precious dolt, a soareorow. a
Tagamufin, and idiot, an OF which |
certify 10 De- true"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

Six year old Marie Is a minister
daughter says LiDpinc0tts Maya.
zine. and Christmas 1901, found hat
a dozen dolls under the Christmas
tree There they stood during the
Christmas week when, realizing that
six or even dolls in addition 70 other
togs was too much Of a good thing
mother, who had the lo0k-ahead
temperament resolved 70 hdnap one
OF the family and put IL by for the
next year To all appearance the
scheme vas carried through success
fully, as no inquiries we're made. 30
on Christmas, 1902. the last years
baby reappeared under the new tree.
Next morning Marie. accompanied BY
the usual number Of admiring grown
ups, was taken to view the tree. Fix
ing her eyes on the absentee. and
holding her dimpled chin with a club
by hand. after a period OF deep
thought, she remarked In q puzzled
tone:
where the dickens have / seen that
face before7"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
Erra ksndalrs MeneIonus.

/ always 90 70 the ZOO on Sundays.
/ feel more al home taere than any.
whore else.
As / was about 20 leave a gentle
man says: Don't be Ia hurry,
they're going TO feed tho animals now;
Il won't cost you anything"
1 says; I'm just as much Obliged.
but I've had lunch"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24

An American speeding over tho
continent OF Europe In ais automo
bile. asked OF his chauffeur; Whore
arc wo7"
In Paris" shouted tho man az tho
wheel. and tho dust fow.
"oh never mind tho details" ir
ritably screamed tho American mil
lionairc. II mean what continontg"
Brown, tho other day. while look,
ing AZ tho skeleton OF donkey. made
a yeU natural quotation "Ah. ("
said he, I'VE are fearfully and wonder
fully made"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-24
SHOE SALE

SHOE SALE
My stock Of shoes for men 70,
duoed IN price. No old stock. Clos
ing out ladies' shoes. Now's your
chance.
JACOB VooT,
Opposite Patton Bros