The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1906-11-23

The possibilities Of life diminish as
our knowledge grows. Puck
Every man worries many women
and every woman worries some man.
Chicago News.
The only secret society which has
managed to keep its aims hidden is
Humanity.-Puck
Men are so naturally wicked that
they have no use for a parrot unless
it swears.-Atchison Globe.
The man in Office nowadays who has
never been suspected is indeed fit
subject for suspicion.-Judge.
"she is going to marry him to re-
form him" "Why don't she reform
him flrst?" ooh! he'd have too much
sense to get married then Chicago
Journal
Mr.. Poeticus-This poem will set the
world ablaze! Mrs. Poeticus-Well
you'd better practice with 1t on the
kitchen dre-were out of kndling.-
Cleveland Leader
The secretary--I find that your prop
erty in Swampyille cost you $4 foot,
sir. What price are you willing to sell
it for? The rich yictim-Oh, I'll let it
go for 81 a gallon. -Life.
$50 your daughter has become a solo
ist?" Necessarily" answered Mr.
Cumrox, YEARLY Perhaps / ought
to be thankful that she isn't trio or
quartet Washington Star
Mister" Welt" said the drug
gist. Nav wants to know if she tries
porous plaster for a week an don't
like it, will you exchange it fer a
tooth brush?"-M Minneapolis Tribune.
why did you leave your last placer"
asked the lady Of the house. They
Quarreled too much, mum" said the
cook About what?" Generally the
cooking, mum. Milwaukee Sentinel.
Miss Passay-You weren't at the ball
last night Miss Pert-No; we're you?
Miss Passay-Yes, and Jack Dasher
said was the@youngest looking girl
there Miss Peril didn't know it
was a masquerade Houston Post.
Sentimental youth TO partner, shak-
en- by passing tremor)-Oh, l hope
you don't feel cold? She-Not at all,
thanks. Only HThe gray goose walking
over my grave" Sentimental youth
with effusion) Happy goose Punch
(Which would you rather be, leg
islator or an author?" "A legislator"
answered the bright young man. THE
products of his mind enjoy the dignity
of resting in pigeonhole instead Of
being ruthlessly consigned to the waste
basket. Washington Star.
Of Heroic Proportions-n Taft's
mantle we're to fall on me" began the
little man, I'D" Eyes" said his wife
81 know what would happen Whats
that?" "Why you'd feel just like you
did when you went to the circus and
the tent collapsed. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Ragged Richard-De woman up t.
dat house insulted NE. Tattered
Thomas-How wuz dat? Ragged Rich
ard-She askd me eff | wauzn't one Nv
dem guys wot writes poetry. Tattered
Thomas-Dat settles it, Dere amt
nuthin' left for youse t. do but git a
hair cut.-Chieago Daily News.
what I want" said the constituent,
"is a nice, easy position" MY friend"
answered Senator Sorghum, give up
that idea When an easy position is
discovered, SO many people are after
it that man has to fight 10 hours a
day to get It and II hours day to
hold on to it. Washington Star
Cholly-Yaas, Reginald discharged
that man of his. You see, someone
called at Reggie's apartment the other
mawning and the fellah told the callah
that Reggie was taking bath! Blame
man-And wasn't he taking bath?
Cholly-Most certainly not! He was
taking Tubing Philadelphia
Press