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The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08

It wasn't a Missouri editor but a printers devil who was going through his first experience on making up" forms. The paper was late and the boy got the gal leys mixed. The first part of the obituary notice of pecunious citizen had been dumped in the forms, and the next handful of type came off of a galley describ. ing a recent fire. It reads like this: "The pail bearers lowered the tody to tle grave and ss it was consigned to the flames there ere few if any regrets, for the old wreck had been an eyesore to tle town for years. Of cours e there was II dividual loss. b, that was fui y co' CT d by insu :. ance." The widow thinks the editor wrote the obituary that way because the lamented rart- her of her joys and sorrows owed him five years subscription.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08

A preacher came at a news paper man in this way: You ed itors do not tell the truth. If you did you could not live; your newspapers would be a failure. The editor replied: You are right and the minister who will at all times and under all'circum : stances tell the whole truth about members, alive or dead, will not occupy his pulpit more than one Sunday, an then he will find it necessary to leave town in a hurry. The press and the pulpit 20 hand in hand with whitewash brushes ;nd pleasant words, magnifying little virtues into big ones. The pulpit, the pen,, and the grave stone are the great saint-making triumvirate. And the great minister went away looking very thoughtful while the editor turned to his work, nd told of the unsurpassing beauty of the bride, wbile in fact she was as homtly as mrd fence.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08
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The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08
How DIphtheriai Contracted

One often hears the expression My child caught severe cold which developed into diphthe- ria, when the truth was that the cold had simply left tue little one particularly susceptible to the wandering diphtheria germ. When Chamberlain's Cough ;. emedy is given 1t quickly cures he cold and lessens the danger of diptheria or any other germ oiscase being contracted. For
 ty All dealers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08

A WRITER in the Philadelphia Press contends that gossip in the country villages is not nearly SC prevalent as it is in so-called best social circles in the cities noI is it so vicious. The unkino word, the slanderous word, the character -assassinating word make up deal of the small talk of people of small minds and cor rupt natures.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08

cold storage here at fifty cents pc arrel for the season lets see what the result would be on a basis of 10000 barrels.
 10000 barrels at 73cts S7500 Storage 5000 Total SIP, 300
 SELLING PRICE
 10000 barrels at $500 $30,000
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08
ChIldren's

favorite tonic is Whites Cream Yer. mifuge, the cure for worms and all children,s diseases. It not only kills the rms, but removes the mueus and slime in which they build their nests Its action on the'chiid is mild and leaves him in healtt ctpAition. Joe Dan ieI, eurmae. n says that he gave 5ae ef his eH zen Whites Cream Vermifuge wh ,he doctor thought it nd collie, and from the first dose the child passed 73 worms.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08

THE following from the presi dents message should be memo rized by every citizen of our com . naunity. 1t is out of the ques- ton for. our people. as a whole permanently to rise by treading down any of their own members. Even those who them elves for the moment profit by such mal- treatment of their fellows will in the long run also suffer- No community can prosper unless each individual unselfishly works for the good of his neighbors.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08
No Cure for Epilepsy.

J, B Waterman, of Watertown, O., Rural free delivery, writes; "My daughter, afflicted for years with epilepsy, was cured by Dr, Kings New Life Pills. She has not had an attack for over two years" Best body clean sers and life giving tonic pills on earth. 25c at R. L Jernigan' drug store.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08

That's it'll! C ugh yourself into a fit of spasms and til n wonder way you don't ge5w3tl. Ii you will only try d bottle Of Ballard's Horehound Syrup your cough will De a thing of the past. It is positive cure for Coughs, Influenza, Bronchitis and all Pulmonary diseases. One bottle will convince you-at your druggist, 25c, 50e and S1.00. Sold by R. L. Jernigan, druggist.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08

OELhINo RlSL
 10000 barrels at $500 $30,000
 Gain ST, 800
 Please note from the above fig ures that the real gain on 10000 barrels is S22, 300 of which 5000 goes to the owners of the storage plant and S17,500 to the fruit growers who store the apples. And this is figured on a basis of only 10000 barrels. We are in- formed by persons who have handled the apple crop here that at least that number of barrels is put on the market each year under present conditions when the fruit growers do not realize sufficient price to induce them to look carefully after the product ion and marketing of the crop. With the large acreage of young orchard that is just now com- mencing to bear, 10000 barrels is only a small part of the crop that can be marketed here each year; hence it takes only a glance to see the enormous loss that the farmers and fruit growers will sustain each year until a cold storage plant is installed. No enterprise could mean more to the town and country from a financial standpoint and it is to be hoped that the committee will be given every encouragement in their work in securing the stock.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-12-08
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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-09-20

Methodist parsonage last evening at
$3.50, when Robert Dorner and Miss
Kate Palmer were united in marriage
oy Rev. l., Il KufUs. The groom
has Deen employed on ranch near
town until recently " hen he bought
ranch on Wheeler Hill were the new
couple will reside. The bride is a
we'll known young lady of the town
A few friends of the bride and groom
were present at the wedding.
Jack Treholm is the beat cook in
the CITY. At the Vendome Cafe
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-09-20
THE WORKMAN

Every garment is hand tailored
throughout by expert workmen.
They bear that individuality and dis
tinction that is lacking in the factory
made garments. livery garment is
lined with the best Of SINNERS satin
and taffeta silk. They are the ideas
of the worlds best designers. We
have copied these ideas and brought
them here right from our own tailor
at a mere fraction of the worth.
Owing to the low price we have
placed on these suits we will be
obliged to charge extra for altera-
tons.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-09-20

Money to loan on farm lands or
chatteis. John A. Gellatlv.
New Music 10 cents to IS ceLts at
the Wenatchee Bazaar.
For cheap wall paper and turlap,
&C to Russell.
For longtime fam loans apply TO J.
S. Mooney
Special prize. ON lamps 20 cents to
$500 At the tine Wenatchee Bazaar.
Dress making parlors. Mrs Renkin
with the Ellis. Forde Co.
Tell the children to come to the
reading rooms for candy
The Wenatchee Drug company has
Just reciveed new line of stationary.
For sale-Teacl, harness, and wagon
or will trade for town lets. Wenat-
chez Canal office. 9-22
Wantsd-A six to eight room house
to rent, quite close in preferred AID.
dress answers to World Office
We have four MOS Miller dale tracts
left on easy payments. Wenatchse
Realty and Investment Co. If
What do you tGipk, the Catchall
Store has the agency for Roslyn coal
and will deliver you clean, full.
weight ton for $3.50.
We have a tine I0-acre tract all in
trees, 81 miles from town. For
a. few days only. $4,000; terms. Wen
atohee Realty and investment Co. ct
We are now in the position to fur.
nisn all kinds of goods from the job
bers or fscsory at reasonable prices.
Kindly let US figure with you. Catch
alt Store Co. tt
For saie-My entire house bold
goods including bed room suits. book
case, chairs, rockers, center tables.
all golden oak. nearly new, carpets,
etc. two seated carriage. nearly new.
at b. M Heweys, Weuatchee Ave.
North,
r. B. Withstand
9.21
Miss Mildred Wyman returned Tues
day afternoon from q short trip to
the Sound.
Herman Tafei, of Wiokershm, Wash.
WHO is taking the pharmacy course
at the State College passed through
here yesterday afternoon en- his way
to begin the fall term of school at
Pullman. Mr.. Tafei is personal
friend of A. W. Camp. who met him
at the train
DR. Mccoy was called to Leaven.
worth on Tuesday evening to hold an
inquest over the remains of James
Noonan who died there tnat day. 1t
appears that Mr.. N oonan hau indulg-
ed too freely in liquor and he was
found dead in a harm at that place.
The remains were inferred there on
Wednesday.
Train No. was delayed yesterday
By felzht wreck about mile east
Of Malaga, About seven or eight cars
were derailed and big stretch of
track damaged. The section crew
was not OF hand and the feight craw
aud the crew on the passenger train
had to repair the track in order to let
tie passenger train pass. The delay
ed train No. passed through here
at $50 yesterday afternoon, and the
freight followed it.
Mr.. and Mrs s. E. Morioal and
Miss Bernioe Cannon of the Entiat
drove duwn yesterday on shopping
trim and for a visit with the family of
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Hanan on Wheeler
Hill. Mr.. Morical reports that the
fruit crops on the Entiat River is ex'
ceIient this year and that things are
ia prosper Gus condition ia that
region
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-09-20
Personal Mention and
City Ne,os IL, Brief

The best meals in the city at the
vendome Cafe
DISSEMINATING parlors Mrs. Renki"
with the ElIis-Fo Go
Wantea-Boy about II for office
work. Box a02. Wenatches c922
Lost-Thursday evening on Wenat-
chez avenue, geld cross aud chain.
Cross set with pearls. Leave at World
office.
Short orders are our speciality. Any
time of the daS or night. Vendome
Cafe.
Harold Ping, who has been i'll with
typhoid fever, is able to be out again.
Robert Graves leaves this week for
Cincinnati Ohio, where he will enter
the Ohio Dental college.
Harrison Amos of Cashmere drove
down from that place yesterday on
short pleasure tiiD.
The vendome Cafe is the best place
to eat in Wenatcnee
Mrs Miller Of Cashmere, Formerly
Miss Grace Sampson. of tins place.
arrived on tie afternoon train yester-
day for visit with her sister Mrs.
W H. Little.
| H A Graham arrived on the after
noon train yesterday from Ballard, on
a business trip
Harry ShotwelI returned Sunday
afternoon from ten days v isis on the
sound and camping trip Old San Juan
Island.
Frank Ruhe, the blockman at the
Little and Wetsel Market, left on the
neon train yesterday for a trip to
Leavenworth, Everett and Seattle.
James Orr OF Wheeler Hill was a
business visitor to this city yesterday
Mrs. H. ". d. KirkendaIl and son
William returned yesterday from an
extended visit with relatives and
friends in Pennsy lvania, and other
eastern states.
Bert MacGes of the Pacific States
Telephone company, returned yster.
day from trip up-river, where he
wasn't to install CONS new phones re-
pair the lines and establish an office at
Bonita
Chas A Harlin who has been Serious.
ly i'll is reported as being greatly i'm
proved today
+. W. Smith returned Tuesday
from a trip to the mills of the Shy.
komish Lumber company at Sky kom-
lsh.
q II Thompson, VINO has been in
town TO, few days repairing the
switch boards of the Pacific State
Phone company, left on the afternoon
| train yesterday for Wilson Greek,
where me will do some repairing on
the lines
Darwin Drake, who has been visit.
ing at the home of William Turner
tor some time, left ON the noon tain
for his home in Everett.
The " @ T Z will hold it's regu
lar meeting on Friday afternoon Sep,
81, OF 2 80 at the home of Mrs Fishes
on Cbelan Avenue it is h oped all will
be present
G E Packard arrived on the after.
noon train yesterday from Seattle on
short business trip
L. H. Coburn arrived on the noon
train yesterday from his home at
Whitewater. Wisconsin,, for visit
with his son, G. ". Co5urn at his
home in Fairview Addition.
A. E. McOaughey and Miss Maud
Hart were married at the residence
of the brides brother Robert Hart, in
this city, Tuesday forenoon at eleven
o clock. Rev. Kufus performing the
ceremony. MIR. and Mrs. McCaughey
left on the noon train yester day for
Seattle and Portland, on short trip.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-09-20
THE MATERIAL

They may be bad in the light and
dark shade of gray, in the plaid et-
fects, navy blue or dark garnet with
invisible plaid effects. Black and
white check suitings. Seal brown
novelty suitings and and shadow
plaids. The jackets are made in the
pony style but no two alike, tight
fitting and semi-ftting backs, trim
med, buttons, velvet, fancy, braid and
straps of self material Skirts in the
new side and front pleated models.
Come and convince yourself of the
saving.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-10-25
The Hobo was UqIy

A tramp giving his name as John
son was arrested by the police on
Tuesday upon complaint of Henry
Boardman, who phoned in from his
farm that tramp had threatened to
kill him upon .being refused food.
The fellow first went to the home of
Fred Boardman and asked for food
but was refused, and cutting across
a field he headed for Henry Board
mans place and made the same re-
quest but was again refused, where
upon he threatened the lives of both
Mr.. Boardman and his hired man,
who retired into the house.
When he was arrested he carried no
firearms and only had an old razor.
The police let him go the next day
when it was ascertained he had at
one time been an inmate of a Wis
consin insane asylum, but now ap-
peared to be rational.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-10-25
Roller Skating Rink

Mr.. G. J. Waugh of Marshall, this
state, is in the city, and has secured
a lease OF the upper floor in the city
hall and will convert it into a roller
skating rink. A new floor will be
laid and steel ceiling and other inn
provements will be made. Mr.. Waugh
has conducted several Kinks and no
expense will be spared in making the
rink modern in its appointments.
He cannot give definite date OF the
opening, but it will be as soon as the
hall is put in shape, probably by the
middle OF next month.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-10-25

town than / expected to find it They
have even adopted the reformed
spelling in their business signs. A
boot and shoe man advertised to repair
foot gear at "moderet" prices.
Beeville, Texas, is characteristic
Texas town. AS we pulled into the
depot a man told me on the train
that if l wanted to know how many
people lived in the town I should get
out my pencil and tablet and count
them, for everyone of them would be
there. They meet all the trains, he
said, except in very stormy weather.
The census showed 5000 population,
but couldn't count quite that many
at the depot. Perhaps some of them
were behind freight train that had
just arrived.
At Itasca, Texas, witnessed about
as incident and yet goodnatured
performance as I ever saw. On the
raised freight platform at the depot,
a fellow sat with his legs crossed.
When our train stopped he glanced
back to the day coach, and presently
he saw some friends getting off and
coming toward him. He merely
uncrossed his legs but remained
seated, while every member of the
family-seven in all-cane up and
greeted him. He never moved from
his seat, but sat there smiling and
tired while his friends stood around
talking to him.
Cotton is the big crop in southern
Texas, but they can raise anything,
At Taft, not far from Alfred, where
Prof. Hollands located, some Ohio
farmers have raised crop of cotton
which men told me was running q
bale and half to the acre-or SIS to
the good.
We had very pleasant visit with
Prof. and Mrs. Hollands, their
children and Frank Souden. Frank
was expecting to return to Minnesota
soon. Prof. Hollands has not moved
into his new house yet, but they were
working away at it and will soon be
quite comfortably fixed in their new
southern home.
We are getting settled again in Des
Moines, and am out on my first
lecture trip of the season. We re-
member with pleasure our many
friends at Sank Centre, and the
pleasant times we had there.
III. v. ADAMS.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-10-25
BAD YEcGMEN
They get no Loot from the Bank of
SwanviIIe after Hard Nights
Work.

An attempt was made Sunday night
to crack the vault of the Bank of
Swanville on the Northern Pacific, %
miles northwest of this city, but which
resulted in nothing worse than
wrecked vault, the burglars being un-
ablo to crack the strong box contain
ing the banks cash. Entrance was
obtained into the building by prying
open the front door and with pick
axes and crowbars made hole in the
brick walls of the vault.
While they were at work a citizen
heard them and firing shot through
the open window of ibis house, called
for help. The people were quickly
aroused, and with the marshal, armed
with repeating rifle, and the others
armed with anything from boys
bean gun to battering ram, held
council of war, but it appears they
were all possessed of the "you first,
my dear Alphonso," spirit, and no.
thing was done to modest the burglars
except to telephone the chief of police
at Little Falls, who advised them to
shoe the naughty burglars away or
turn the hose on them. Tie latter
evidently became ashamed of their
own wickedness and quickly left the
burg. At Burtrum they stole hand
car from the section tool house and
came to Sank Centre, as the car was
found in the river under the N. P.
bridge, east of the depot, the next
morning. There are no clues and
up to the hour of going to press no
suspects have been rounded up.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-10-25
SUDDEN Death
D.I. Calhoun, st. Clouds Leading
3 attorney, Dies from Heart Fail.
ure on Friday Evening.

The many Sank Centre friends and
admirers of D. T. Calhoun of st.
Cloud, were deeply shocked to learn
OF his sudden death at his home
shortly after supper time on last Fri
day evening.
"That Mr.. Calhoun had no Fremont
ton that his condition was such as to
cause him the slightest alarm" says
the Journal-Press, sis best evidenced
by little conversation he had with
G. D. Grinols on his way from the
house to his office about 9 O'Clock
Friday morning.
"The gentlemen had always been
firm friends and frequently visited to-
gether. Mr.. Calhoun dropped into the
Grinols Office and the gentlemen dis
cussed matters of general interest for
more than half an hour. During this
conversation Mr.. Calhoun remarked
that he had not felt so well in years
as he did that day. He said that he
had been examined several times dur
ing the past year for life insurance
and that in every case he had been
pronounced as an excellent risk. In
fact some of the eminent physicians
at Battle Greek, only during the past
summer. had made the statement that
there was absolutely no organic trou-
bic. of any character. Mr.. Calhoun
expressed the opinion that he would
live thirty or forty years, and the
thought uppermost in his mind seem.
ed to be that it would not be very
Measurable existence were he to suffer
40 he had during the past year. He
Twas in excellent spirits, however, and
left Mr.. Grinols for his Office. As he
Twas climbing the stairs, to his place
/ of business in the Bruener block he
WAS overtaken with sinking spell
md friends who happened along as
i listed him and he returned to his
house unattended.
80 Arriving home his condition was
1auch that a physician was summoned
4 who gave him temporary relief. HI
Il went to bed, where he remained unit
1oyertaken by death. The first person
Ito reach the death chamber was DIR
NJ. ]. .Hepneman, who boards at Mrs
| Lambs, next door. He was hastily
summoned. Upon arriving at the
bedside he took the pulse of the sicR
man, but there was no response fol
life was extinct. Mrs. Calhoun wa;
alone, but many friends were soor
summoned. Everything possible was
done, but the sick man had passeo
away, apparently without great suffer
ing. The immediate cause of deatl
was due to neuralgia of the heart, ant
Mr.. Calhoun passed away at $50 OF
!, Friday evening""
The funeral was held on Tuesday a
St. Cloud.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-10-25
Ar s..:snac:s.Ases
Signers to Minette Petition CLASH.
fled as "Group Representing
no Principles"

eff the objections filed with the
county auditor are sustained by
him three candidates who have
filed las Independent candidates for
county offices WILLY not have their
names on the official ballot. John J.
Ahmann of Torah, the Democratic
nominee for state senator from the
Fifty-fourth district, through his at
torney, Theodore .Bruener of this city,
filed objection to placing the name of
Frank Minette of Sank Centre, on the
official as an Independent candidate
for Office. In his objection Mr.. All
mann states that the petition is insult
ficient and not up to the requirements
of the law, that it does not contain
anything from which the county
auditor can determine that the name
of Frank Minette should be placed on
the ballot, and also that the names on
the petition do not represent a group
of men representing any principle. "
st. Cloud Journal-Press.
These are the principles the 700
petitioners stand for:
Equality in Taxation.
No passes except for railroad
employees.
A fair Reciprocal Demurrage law.
A two-cent passenger rite.
Enforcement OF present laws and the
enactment Of necessary new legis-
lation.