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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
Hurt bv a Horse.

A spirited horse driven to a sulky
by George Burris of near Rose Hill
became frightened at a trolley car at
Third street bridge yesterday after
noon and the horse caused the buggy
to collide with the car. The driver
was thrown beneath the feet of the
animal and trampled and kicked.
The horse ran away, but was captured
near the easterly end of the bridge
and placed in the yards of the Dia-
mond State Steel Co.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
sald 10 Have Ileen Assauiied.

John Bradley, watchman for the
Delmarvia Telephone Co., is said to
have been assaulted at the office OF the
company early this morning. lie was
sent to the Delaware Hospital
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
SHOWING SIGNS OF ERUPTION.

Assocaie4 Press lrsuatcn ov speciaI wireS
Madrid, Spain, April 1.-THE news
pc pers here report that the dormant vol
cano at Palma, Canary Islands, is show
ing signs Of eruption.
Columns Of smoke are issuing from the
crater.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
TO KILL ALL DOGS AT LARGE.
The Result Of a Mad Dog Biting Several
others at Townsend.

Others at Townsend.
AS a result Of mad dog biting several
other dogs. at Townsend, a few days ago,
the Town Council OF Townsend has or
dered the killing of all dogs found running
at large, and already several have been
killed
The head of the dog which bit the others
was sent by William A. Scott TO Delaware
College. and Mr.. Scott has been informed
that there were evidences of rabies. One
Of Mr.. Scotts dogs was bitten and he
killed Il. A close watch is being kept on
the other dogs which were bitten The
mad dog is said to have belonged to
negro
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
rnn nnwn bra IYaron.

Edward iIarting, aged 10 years, Of
l0l6 West Seventh street, was run down
by farm wagon at Seventh and Mon
roe streets, At noon today, and pain
fully bruised lie was attended by
DR. j. Harvey Spruance.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
cnnicrenee Mllh Addlek..

IL Is said that % number Of Union
Republicans had conference with j.
Edward Addicks in Philadelphia yes
terday, So as 90 give the gas man
limo ON the political 81 'uation in Della
ware. Tt Is said that Newell Ball IS
now one of Addicks' chief lieutenants.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
No,,c,to ~ Members ~ A. o. U. W.

Notice 20 the Members Of A. O. u W.
A pool tournament will be held in
Workman Hall, Market and Ninth
streets. beginning Tuesday evening,
Anril 18th. All Workmen are invited
to- enter Suitable prizes Will be
uiven.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
r..an.,nrnt Annnnncod.

Mr.. and Mrs. II. Il. Cause announce
thc on0apement of their daughter,
Miss Marion r. Cause, 20 Mr.. Henry
4 Conbv of New Haven, Conn, son
~ Mr. Edward Il. Candy Of this city.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
cn-nets and Rugs.

Have vou tiled ON new process We
loon d1o and scour carpets or rugs at
tc,sonable puces Joseph H. Goodingi
Fourteenth and scott Streets
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
Trustee Appointed,

The creditors Of Matthew f. Hayden
met this morning and appointed Caleb
+. Burchinal trustee.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17

Impure blood runs you down-makes you
an easy victim for organic diseates. bur
dock Blood Bitters purifies the blood
cures the cause-builds you up.e
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
dou Yatr tu Glassltu.

VXyANrED-YoUNG GIRL TO LEARN 1AIL-
w oring Apply
spri7-2ti WEST SEVENTH ST, Third noor
CoLoRED NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ROOMS FoR
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17

Cut Glass.
Flower vase. $500 $3.50, $3.50 and
$1,000 each.
Wine decanters, $3.50 and $500
each.
Claret aand water pitchers, $3.50
and 5000 each.
Water bottles. S475 and $500 each.
Sugar and creams, Si75, 5000 and
$3.50 a set
Spoon trays, S2.25 each.
knife rests, i5c and 65c each.
Olive dishes, $500, S225 and $3.50
each.
Olive dishes. stcmmed. $500 each.
Fruit comports. 500 each.
S-inch bowls, $3.50. $500. $500
$3.50, $500, $3.50, Sll.OO and $500
each.
Tumblers $3.50 Si75, $500 $500
$3.50, 5000, $1,000, Sll.00 and $1,000
a dozen.
oil cruets, S4 90 each.
Vinegar cruets, S2.S5 and $3.50 each.
Art Floor.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17

Ever realize how soon The dainty
coverings Of The parlor furniture
shows wear by repealed brushing ?
Put covers on they'll soon demon
slrale their real value by the case
with which your furniture can be
always kept looking fresh and new.
No charge for estimating.
Second Floor.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17
You're Interested in This Sale Of
BEDROOM FURNITURE
Prices Are So Much Lower.

intended outlay without sacrificing quality while
gone ver e o and o a
remarked interesting that pctcd by
choicest puer e h e re o
~ make it dgn and
oede te lei pero
hereln neverb o an s by
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-17

AWNINGS
Scon be awning weather. How
abcul yours ? Beei thinking Of
ordering? Don't put II of. Order
now. Il mems prompt delivery.
Whon you need them YOU want Them
badly. Waiting IN then may mean
delay. 4 phone call will bring
our man prepared 10 estimate.
Second Floor.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-10-18

Sdeure Der SOfperpalt.r Raroletptts,
Dd bds Sell, an tpel9em Elm 8nlten
befeItist mar, rib, fiel biefer benz 8.
10 unsliidli9 auf ben 9tib, baB sr
mebrere f9psre @~erleBungen bapon'
trug.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-10-18

burg Der llnterOffi3ier
Stubl bon Der A. 3umpusnie bes
SuBartiuerie : R.sim.nts 90. IA
purbe unter BEN @srbadt. bes Gan,
Oesuerratbs perbuft.t. Gr ioG in
gs5iebunseu gu etnsm franS6ffden
SffiSier in Gpinal ftsben.
&eftubols. Guf tinem 8abns
iibsrsaue in ben Diefen bes 2ebers
tbuIs purbs Der Dasen bes aderers
9unsler BON 3use trfaBt unb strs
triimmsrt. Die brsi Snfaieu Gang,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
STATE FAIR RACES.
Great Horses Enter for the Big Purses
and Stakes Hung Up by the
Association.

The five big stake harness races
to take place on the State Fair
track in October next, have closed
with total Of even one hundred
entries, or twenty entries to the
race. Entries in all other races
are equally numerous. The State
Fair management announces that
IL already has n greater number Of
horses in sight than il had on the
grounds last year, and that ap.
plioation for stalls and entry
blanks are still coming In. The
will, without doubt, be
the greatest one ever held in the
Southwest. The stakes and purses
aggregate more than $4,000, and
there are nearly Onr hundred
events on the program for the
thirteen Iays. The stakes in the
five big harness races are $1,000
each.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
THE FARMERS UNION.
Unable to Store Cotton 10 Bryan-wiII
Ship TO Houston, Texas.

Officers from the various organi-
zations OF the Farmers Union OF
Brazos county we're here yesterday
looking up the matter OF storing
their cotton for the present season.
They were unable to make the nee
e:sary arrangements, not being
able to secure a suitable place in
the town and have decided to ship
their cotton TO the central ware
house at Houston.
Ten cents per pound has been
made the basis for middling cotton
and will hold for this price. In.
with the President,
Mr.. J. II. White, We were informed
that the membership Of the organ.
ization would exceed 200 and twice
this number would be ccnrolled by
The members.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
CALL OF CONVENTION.

By virtue Of the authority vested
in me as the Chairman of the Dem
ocratic Executive Committee of
the Goth Judicial District of the
State Of Texas, / hereby call a
convention 10 consist OF the dele
gates elected from the several
counties composing said district,
10 meet at WoJtan Wells on the
fourth Saturday in August, 1906,
same being the 18th day Of said
month, for the purpose OF nomina-
ting & candidate for District At
torney Of said District.
j. +. BUTLER,
Chairman Democratic Executive
Committee Of Goth Judicial Dis
trict.
Bryan, Texas, August 10, 1906
d220
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
ELECTION ORDINANCE

Be il Ordained by the City Council
II the city % HryAn:
i That an election OF one alderman
shall b. held by the qualified voters
OF said city at the city hall In Bryan
on Wednesday, September II, 1876,
said election 10 be held In accord.
auce with city charter aud ordi-
nances ana state laws governing
el-cttons.
Frank CLARKE ]. r. Butler
CIV Secretary. Mayor.
dStp II.
The First National Bauk has a
new observatory clock which great
~ helps the looks and convenience
Of 'he bank.
The Eagle is sorry to mute the ILL.,
u-ss ~ Mrs . 4 Dean ~ the rest
d-nce OF Mr.. !. n. Newton In this
city.
r. ID steele 81 the firm OF Steele
x Fountain ~ Houston was here see-
iug about The Texas Womans Col.
lege
Trunks ani suit eases must 20.
We must have the r"um anl by the
way. We need the money.
ZIG w. j Coulter.
Mesdauss LomsN. Carroll aud
Miss Kelly returned from visit %
/" Austin yesterday.
The Bryan parry Of the Epworth
League encampm-nt came in today
,nd report n fine tim-
Fruit Jars ~ Cou,ter's 2i6
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15

All OF the forty.six mem Ders OF
this years graduating class at the
A. aud VI. College had accepted
positions in their chosen lines Of
work before they received their
diplomas. Three OF the forty.six
we're graduates Of the new school
Of architectural engineering, and
three of the new textile school
Two Of the textile graduates nave
accepted positions in the cotton
mills of North Carolina, while the
third has a position in Bolton Cor
ton mill.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15

One Of the best articles published
on the coming session of the Ma
tional Irrigation Congress, which
meets at Boise September 3 to S,
appears in the Nevada State Jour.
nal. 1t was from the pen of
William E. smythe, the "father
of the Irrigation Congress" The
article is to be reproduced in a cir
cular by the executive committee.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
APPLICATIONS MANY.
Information Desired About Contracts
For Chinese Laborers.


Washington, Aug. l4.-Scores OF ap.
pllcations for Information concerning
the proposed contract for $500 Chi
nese laborers have already reached the
isthmian canal commission. and indi
cations are hundreds Of persons are
plunning 10 make bids for this con.
tract in the hope Of realizing a small
fortune from Il. as several bidders did
on the recent issue Of Panama canal
bonds Prospective bidders without
extensive financial backing will be
much disappointed when specified.
tions for furnishing Chinese are made
public. II will be required by the
commission that a large certified
check shall accompany each bid. The
amount OF this check viii probably not
be less than $4,000 and bids not &C.
companied by such guarantee OF good
faith will not be considered Adver.
tisements for proposals 20 supply
Chinese laborerB are 20 be published
for thirty days and consequently no
proposals will be opened before Sept
Is az the earliest
Several months will re required 20
get the Chinese 20 this country after
the contract has been awarded. Con
sequently the commission does not ex.
pect 20 have Chinese labor on the
isthmls before Jan. ], 1907.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15

Some men go into advertising
as a -poon goes into.a cup OF tea /;
they make little stir, and il bus.
mess does not come as quickly az
ripe fruit when the tree is shaken,
they crawl into their SPELLS and
become sore on the Subject -
franklin Texas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15

Wouldn't it be a good idea for
Bryan TO hand over that twelve
thousand dollars as a bonus for
the trolley line with proper safe.
guards to insure satisfactory re-
suits? This is merely suggestion
to keep the pot boiling.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
ADVERTISED LETTERS.
Advertised Aug. 10 1906.
LADIES.

Advertised Aug. IL 1906.
LADIES.
Burk, Mattye; Crosby, Josephine:
Dorpdson, Annie; James. susie I;
Middleton. Leila; Miller, Nelleeu /;
Morgan, Mile; White. Annie.
GENTS.
Andrew, Roy; Andrew, Tom: Ash
by, H. 3; Bailey, Susie; Brown,
John; Costnam, j. r; Cartee. jeff.
Diggs. John; Evans, John; Flasef.
Ben r Poland, Linzle; Granger.
D.; Gerza, Paul; HArgrove, Glen:
Holland. James. Jackson. GLIB;
James, T. F.. Mikeska, John; Mar
teudale, V. p: Robinson. Stunt.
Ussery, J. Ma; U'Belt, Male: Will
liAms, J. E.; Walton. A.
FOREIGN.
Giuseppe, Neuvoll; Rosario, SAL
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15

Wanted - Somebody who will
take sl2, 10000 stock subscription,
reasonable right-of-way, franchise
and terminal privileges, and build
the Bryan. College trolley line. APP
ply to Trolley Line Committee,
Bryan, Texas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15

Brazos is not the only county
caught out this summer without
her waterproof and overshoes. The
crops are water sobbed over a con.
siderable area of the state.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15

The Brownsville country lie
steadily growing, and the era OF
expansion will be fully entered
upon next fall when the Yoakum
syndicate opees it's lands to coll
onists. The population there will
probably double in the next three
vears
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
MOSTLY NEGROES.
Reorsanlzed Republicans Effect al
Houston Temporary Organization.

Houston, Aug. l4-State Chairman
Acheson OF Denison, OF the re-organ
lied Republican party, called the
convention 10 order About 200 dele
gates. mostly negroes. are present,
and thirty counties are accounted for.
DIR. ]. NJ. Mosley OF Fort Worth. was
elected temporary chairman and Dan
Quill OF Terrell. temporary secretary.
Committees on organization were
named.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-08-15
FOR SALE OR Trade.

Car load Of horses, single or
double drivers. Several good sad
die ponies in the bunch.
Ed Woodward, Navaso,a,
2l3 Box 5. Texas.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

Great happiness came into the home OF
sc. Blair, school superintendent, at st.
Albons,W Va, when his little daugh-
ter was restored from the dreadful
complaint he names. lie says: MY
little daughter had St Vitus' Dance
which yielded to no treatment but grew
steadily worse until as a last resort we
tried Electric Bitters; and rejoice to
say, three bottles effected d complete
cure. Quickest, sure cure tor nervous
complaints, general debility, female
weaknesses, Impoverished blood anG
malaria. Guaranteed by M Schubert
drug store Price soc.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01
Free Homes

Are practically things of the past, but
good homesteads may be had by buy
ing some homesteaders rights and inn
provements. Homes can be secured in
This way within ten or twenty miles O!
railroad at prices ranging from 500 to
$500.
Decided lands are from ST to Sl5 pei
acre. Farm lands Sl5 to S25 per acre
For further information call on, OF
write to the
HAPPY HOME REAL ESTAT i
AGENCY, Pierre, S. d.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01
The Youths Companion in 1907.
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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

Mary Sponge the pimples with war
water. Y GU need blood tonic, id
advise you to take HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. 1t drives away all erup
tons. 35 oentsy Tea or tablet form
NJ. j. Schubert, druggist.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

Wanted "A competent sal smai Z.
represer,, us with a crocKeiy line. We
will make it interesting to the proper
party. Address The William Brunt
Pottery Co East Liverpool, O..
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

BOYS OR GIRLS or attractive young
ladies' Wanted-If you have only a few
spare hours, you can employ them
proiitably and earn pocket-money; II
you wan to give year entire time to
the work you can earn a nice living
, The best of this, you don't need any
money to start. A complete outfit free
2. O. ID aver 800 Buffalo. N. I.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

For Sale 2uu yearlings and two
year old steers, 100 head of heifers, iG
head of dry cows to be delivered
Vdrl I ct, r Downs, Willmar, MINI
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

Had aAGlOse Gail

"A dangerous surgical operation in
volving the removal Of malignant I'll,
Ger, as large as my hand, from my dau-
ghter's hip, was prevented by the appli.
cation of Bucklen's Arnica Salve,,
says A. C. Sti.kel, of Miletus, w Va
Persistent use of the Salve completed!
cured it," Cures Cuts, Burns and inju
rias. 25c at Schubert's drug store
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

WANTED Cattle and Horses Well
improved 86.acre farm, southeast
South Dakota, will take all OF part in
good horses and cattle. ii. G. Smith
Elk Point, South Dakota.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01
ORIGIN OF BAGPIPES
1T is FOUND IN THE ANCIENT REED
OR SHEPHERDS PIPE.

In EARLY Times There Were Many
Different Kinds of BaGpipes In Use
In Europe-The Highland, Lo>vland
and Irish Varieties.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-11-01

The I OUCh Companion,
l44 Berkeley Street, Boston, Mass.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-02

she spoke more to him than 10 Michene
during the FIRST part of the meal. A
last, when all the others were busy talk
ing, she turned to him, and said in III,
undertone. which itself is compliment
did you find your mare all right yes
tcrday''
Yes he answered
And will you let me ride her some
day'"
In order that you may run away from
me, as you did from Kerningham ?"
Michener asked Shes little wild, and
don't believe she would be quite safe for
YOU. She got the idea yesterday that
he had thrown me and was bo,s Of the
'anch, and that makes a thoroughbred
ather highty'
Christine cast down her eyes. Il
bought saw you ahead yesterday, and
wanted to speak to you. That's why
made my horse run"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-02

and caughs,bI, borse,, ,o,,,;,, :,
"Is ''sn' nd then threw himself
." ''s no'he FLY. relieved Of his
"e's"'' "''pead, SHE'D as she saw
'"e ''''i'S' ben with a beautiful
oblique jun ed the h,,hed ,,;,. =,
VIZ ''e"' '''ion across country.
Christmas nod. - -.
p'u'se a"u fell when Michener
'"u,E i'o'i ddle, then, with his
wind cut of t,..o.r.,. -, :. /:
'''e' anu Innlby the weight at his
head, as Michr,gged from :, b.
s,"O'a'y NdO Wis speed. so that
WIG" nc suu0Nf the leaders of the
team headed a ,h..r ,t,o,,.A
'''' sc "l'u s'H IN went down in a
heap. there wte d,magc Ion.
had uth knocked out Of
''ni' ana could gasp wildly for
''eH."' WINE Unlocked herself up,
''u laughing h'i' ically. caught her
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-02

ing that the said details were not SUI
Piled TO the press by the hero himself
but by another. have this on the au
thority Of Mr.. Kerningham.'
Christine stopped a minute and her
guests laughingly appiauded her. She
hesiiated an instant and glanced down
at Kitchener The color left Ter facc
as She went on, the note Of raillery gone
from her voice
Two days ago / was very rude 10
Mr. Michcaer. ! want 20 ask his f..
iveness, and and" a wave OF color /
wepi over her face, TO announce our
if'-she turned toward him
nth a little appealing gesture of her
lnds-"if he will have me-
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-02
Michener smiled

Michener smiled.
What arc you laughing att she asked
with some p.qle.
Its an unusual way for lady to adj
dress a gentleman, isn't it,
The circumstances weren't usual,
She answered. again looking down.
There was a little pause in the general
conversation, and Christine turned to
Kerningham on the other side
Have you bought yourself swifter
horse yet so that you can do heroics,
tool" she asked, a trace of mockery in
her tone.
Miss LANG has just been conhding
to me-" Miehener put in, that she made
her horse run away on purpose. Doubt
less she'll give all her friends a chance
TO get in the papers, one after the
other"
Tt really was your chance yesterday
Mr.. Birmingham" Christine said gaily
II don't know that you deserve an.
bther."
. DO give me little one, some time
hen Pm ready for it. Donald snatcheC
Nat one quite unfairly" he pleaded.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-02
Why the Bear Can't Take Of Hi.
Coat.

The inspector asked the boys of the
school he was examining Can you take
your warm overcoats off"
Yes, SIT" was the response. Can the
bear take his warm overooat off ?" mo,
sir" why notI"
There was silence for awhile, and then
a little boy spoke up. Please, sir, be-
cause God alone knows where the but
tons are"