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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
SIN Worse.

IIim-What makes you look so miScr-
able: Her-Why, do l look miserable?
um-Yes; you look as if your worst
enemy had Just been happily married.
Heron. its ever 50 much worse than
that. She has just been happily di-
vorced. Chicago News
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

brought on by daily
work. Il first no.
ticed it eight or ten
years ago" said Mr..
Lightner. The dull
pain in the back
fairly made me-
sick. 1t was hard
to get up or down.
hard to straighteu.
hard to do any
work that brought
n strain I'm +h.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

There is no amount Of hne clothes
that viii make Father look SO we'll
his daughters can imagine what Moth
er saw in him u marry him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
Big Price for Hautian Wood

At Port de Paix. Hayti a boom has
sprung up in consequence of liberal Of
fers from abroad for lignum-vitae rs
much as $4S ton has been offered for
wood of inches and over in diameter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

In Kensington palace, London, where
Queen Victoria was born and christened
and where she held her first council is
preserved the dollhouse that she played
with as a little girl.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
WORLDS GREATEST SNOWMAN.

lanes A. Bailey. Who Has Passed
Away.
James A. Bailey, who died of erysipe-
as at Mount Vernon. \. Y, was I'M
ioubtedly the greatest Snowman of the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
AN EVERYDAY STRucclF

Men and Women of Every Occuns-
ton Suffer Miseries from kidnav
Complaint.
J. c. Lightner, 703 So. Cedar s.
Abilene, Kan, is one of the thousand.
who suffer from kidney trouhIos
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
THERE CAN BE TOO MUCH MONEY.
By George E. Roberts, Director

In so far enlargement of the money
supply furnishes support to growing industries
and promotes the natural and orderly develop.
ment of the worlds resources it Is a good
thing. but, after every man is at work when
all the productive forces Of society are In full
action you cannot make the world richer by
pouring money into it.
You reach point then where every addition
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

diution for the supplies only find employ
by decreasing the value of the old stock When
this speculation rather than industry promoted
economic waste and adventure likely run riot and
to end in collapse which DISCREPANCIES the
whole industrial system.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

Speaking of hard tasks. how would
YOU like to be widower and have &c
break the news to the children when
lhey are to have ucw mother?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
MAN WITH SNAP" AT START SELDOM WINS.
By John A. HOwIaut

- One Of the greatest misfOrunes which may
l WI come o the young of average intelligence
| III and yet with than the normal degree Of
WI world ambition * to be situated in his cary
4 w manhood to step easily into some position
Ipayng him money than ordinarily he
IL Knight have expected and at the time fur
MA Inshing him with attractive environment
49, Naturally the associations of pleasant gen
era office appeal to him. Quite naturally. the few
dollars In Of his expectations aurug
His work Is clean. lie may dress well. and his hands
may he kept smooth and white 1t is ont Of this early
environment in the business world that mt almost
middle age suddenly awakeS to the fact that he is
plying the position Of boyish young and earning
only young mans salary.
General clerical work in office too long followed, is
demorazing to the man, while q touch of 1t may be
capita him for the rest Of his life How to escape
much Of should be question for father and
and best friends and question that be
answered too early. 1t almost impossible inquiry
when mt - years old is asked what the
person may his lost time and
upon a lost opportunity. At such and after twelve
years of almost ncapactating routine the person may
have some good for his lack of awakening effort
for the beterment of his condition but the question
easier of for all that For man 20 years old
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

The man who travels over the patti
behind YOU looks wisely ut your foot
prints, and sees where you could have
avoided many a pit-faIl.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
CHILDREN DISHONEST AND DIPLOMATIC.
By Paola LonbrOso.

/ often ask myself In the interests Of my son,
what Importance should be attached to ten
denotes to upright and to the lack OF honesty in
the child, and what means are the most eff
cacous in correcting them. Wrong things are
done by nearly all children, even by those
who later become the most honest the most
yrtuous and the most loyal of men. We must
see here rather Il phase in the Development OF
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

the moral than neXorable index. The indiyid
ual psychic development before arriving the degree
which regard normal passes trans0rily through
the lower such lying stimulation egolsm. njus
tice ana finally contact with honest persons de
yeops the capacity to judge and to compare the moral
sense is organized and strengthened and the little chill
dren eight become accomplished. scrupulous
and perfectly honest men.
When children are greatly attached to one, TO
their father their mother, good way to
them to have them how painfully those whom they
love are affected by their mISdped But the most diff
cult thing teach a child and that TO which should
bend all our efforts order iucucae Ia him is that
an act be evil in itself regardless of immunity from
punishment the opinions of others. II succeed in
having child understand that it must not tell IA false
hood not thus grieyeS father but because
It evil in itself from the viewpoint Of strict probity
we can be happy the result the precious
seed Of a moral will have been ucorously in
that little
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

AHau, the only excuse the average lit
lie girl has for ring is to have il
wished ou."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
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A QUESTION OF OWNERSHIP.
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SN ANG And the silence OF the
JO0 still October woods was broken
by the futter and hoarse cavfng
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
An Active Civic Association.

A civic Improvement association was
formed in Bluffton, o., Il town Of 2,CCO
Inhabitants, in the spring of 1901. The
following officers were elected at that
time and were reelected in the spring
Of 1905: President, Rev. John Todd;
vice president, w. w. Eaton; secretary,
A. e. Temple; treasurer, j. L. LuGihi!l.
Since The organization &3330.5O has been
raised by the finance committee for
improvement purposes, says Floral
Life. \ large amount of this money
and much donated labor have been OK
pended on the Presbyterian church
property, q parcel Of ground containing
nearly an acre, which has been thrown
open to the public as 4 park. his
property is situated in the center 0f the
town at the crossing OF two OF the
most prominent streets, thus giving Il
Of tho best located small parks IT, north
western Ohio. The winding crushed
stone walks. the rustic seats. the "!c"-
trio lights, the numerous large and var;-
GUS shaped flower beds rising i Of 4
well kent lawn. the lar%" spraying"
metal fountain. With its cement base,
all we'll shaded by the wide :nrca1-
ing branches Of the native elm and tho
golden leayed maple. make this park 4
thing of beauty and L joy to all inta"-
cstcd in it. The association has alFo as
sisted in improving the watcrwor';s
ground and the campus of the Central
Mennonite college. which is situated on
n Of the hilltops of the town.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

Philadelphia's public schoo! gardens.
which were conducted last season on
the vacant lots Of the "ity, tloUrished
under the patient cultivation of more
than 1000 boys and girls. so that not
only We're numerous unsightly lots
made attractive, but at least $50 poor
families were aided In the struggle
for existence. says the Maryland Edu-
cational Journal. 1t is nov estimated
that the value Of the vegetables raised
on these 242 acres Of school garden
land will exceed $4,000. All this is
aside from the educational value Of the
work itself to the little gardeners.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Grip Quickly Knocked Out.

"Some weeks ago during the severe
winter weather both my wife and myself
contracted severe colds which speedily
developed into the worst kind of la
grippe with all its miserable symptoms
says Mr.. J. S. Eslestou of Maple Land
ing. Iowa. Knees and joints aching,
muscles sore, head stopped up, eyes ard
ose running. with alternate spells Of
chilIs and fcve:. We began using
Chambcrlain's Cough Remedy. aiding
the same with Il double dose of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets,
and by its liberal use soon completely
knocked out the grip Soldrby y. +.
McGruer, Langdon and Easily.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Rheumatism Makes Life Miserable.

y happy home is the most valuable
possession that is within the reach of
mankind, but you cannot enjoy its COM
forts if you are suffering from rheuma-
tism. You throw aside business cares
when You enter your home and you can
be relieved from those rheumatic pains
also 10y applying Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. One application will give you re-
lief and its continued use for a short
time will bring about a permanent cure.
For sale by y. r. McGrucr.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Caught Cold While Hunting a Burglar

Mr.. VIM. Thos. Lanorgan. provincial
constable at Chapleau, Ontario. says:
II caught Il severe cold while hunting a
burglar in the forest swamp last fall.
Hearing of Chamberlain's Cough Rene
dy, | tried it, and after using WI small
bottles, | was completely cured" This
remedy is intended especially for coughs
and colds. Ii will loosen and relieve a
severe cold in less time than by any
other treatment ard is a favorite wher-
ever its superior excellence has become
known. For sale by n. +. McGruer,
Langdon and Easily.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
WOMEN'S BIG WORK.
WHAT OHIO CLUBS HAVE DONE FOR
CIVIC RETIREMENT.

In Ripley Nearly III the Church So
cietics Have Followed the Improve
ment SOcicty's Example - Smoke
Nuisance Has Had Much Attention.
The first work undertaken by the
civic improvement committee OF the
Ohio Federation Of Women's Clubs was
to establish civic improvement commit
tees in every club and to place civic
Improvement topics upon every pro-
gramme. OF the 80 federated clubs III
Ohio more than 1aO have now their
committees and topics. Each club has
been urged to become q member OF the
American Civic association.
1t is not federated clubs alone that
arc appointing these committees. lii
Ripley, a town of $500 Inhabitants, on
zoe Ohio river, nearly all the church So
cietics have followed the example Of
the club. The results are clean streets,
drinking fountains, trash reccptacle;,
schoolhouses repaintcd and yards
cleaned UP and pictures in the schools.
In Troy, another small town, there is
not a shanty left. All have been re
placed ~ neat cottages.
Cincinnati. through the civic improve
mcnt department of her Woman's CLUB.
started the first playground in Ohio.
Last year the club did good work
against cx]pectoration in the street cars.
and this year its members are dcv0ting
their whole energy to the suppression
Of the smoke nuisance. In publishing
the Toledo Clubwoman Toledo has Civ
en- an impetus to the work all over the
state. Admirable work in establishing
school gardens has also been done in
that city.
Cleveland clubs have taken a most
active interest in home gardening,
school gardens and Fairgrounds. Now
they are especially devoting themselves
to attacking pernicious advertising, and
much good has been accomplished in
the way Of abolition of the smoke nui-
sance. Smoke consumers are now in
successful operation in 200 boilers Of
the American Steel and Wire company.
The Woman's club of Columbus has
accomplished much, first by agitation"
and then by cooperation with the board
Of trade. They have organized junior
civic leagues, established Fairgrounds,
cut down weeds and obtained new
street signs. A cleaning up day was
observed last April. More debris was
collected than the city could take care
of, so bonfires were in requisition. The
smoke nuisance is also receiving much
attention, and smoke have
been placed upon some manufactures
and have given great satisfaction.
GAINESVILLE and many other towns
have started junior civic leagues. Day
ton is famous for school gardens and
other civic work. At the GAINESVILLE
convention a full report Of work was
given by the chairman, followed by
discussion Oh How to Arouse an III
terest In Civic Improvement" Resolu-
tons were adopted concerning the i'm
pending destruction Of Niagara. NJ.
Agnes McGiTert Pound OF Ashtabu!a
Is chairman of the civic improvement
committee, Chic Federation of Wom-
ems Clubs.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Need of Activity Among Officials.

1t is quite often that the inactivity
of the officials Of a town work against
its best interests, says u. NJ. Carr in
Home Trade Advocate. Nearly every
small town has ordinances relative to
the cutting of weeds along the streets.
and it is rarely that these rules ar" en-
forced. The streets Of Il town over
grown with weeds nrvHr make Il good
IMPRESSION on the stranger. Good side
walks. well kept streets In the resi-
dcnce and business portions Of Il place
always speak well for the habits Of its
residents.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Hunnor ono Philosophy
JUST HI NEEDFUL.
Ey DUNCAN NJ. SMITH

You can buy a stick of candy
Or a mansion on the square,
You Il take a trip to Boston
Or In fact to anywhere,
You may gather smiles and kisses,
You may cvcn purchase ice
Or a large and juicy bccfstcak
If you only have the price.
You can travel in an auto,
You can ride u blooded steed,
You may eat, although not hungry.
Where the rich and mighty feed;
You may even joke the kaiser
On tho way his garments fit
Or invite the king to luncheon
If the price is in your mitt.
You can fracture half the statutes
Without being put in Jail,
You can get gay with the Judges.
You can twist the tigers tail,
0 may get into the senate
On a purchased seat, l hear
Even there through good
YOU may read your title clear.
Yes, it's the almighty dollar
That you read so much about
That will lift you By the boot straps
Up or down or in or out.
Money makes the mare sNcdaddIe,
Money makes the world l.otow.
And while this is thus, dear Tertic,
Men will get the stuif somehow.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Natural Friendships

Friends are discovered rather thar
made, and there are people who are in
their own nature friends, only they do
O know each other; but certain
things, like poetry. music and paint.
ing. are like the Freemasons' sign
,,:ey reveal the uniritiated to each
,ther.-Mrs. Stowe.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Sold by Burke & Co.
Flower Takes Place of Ring.

A wedding without a ring seems in
c~on2ruOus. but in Cadiz, Spain, no ring
is used. After the ceremony the
bridegroom move the flower in his
brides hair from left to right, for in
various parts of Spain to wear a rose
above your right ear is to proclaim
yourself a wife.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
noc of Obedience.

The Archbishop Of Canterbury re.
,r,ly said in 4 public address: THE
I'd who has not earned obedience
the age Of tAo ,,vo" learns It."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Couldn't Appreciate Il

"Great joke on JONES'"
"Where is the laugh?"
event fishing and forgot to take his
jug along"
Cease of dry humor."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
A Different Matter.

what time does he get down to
work in the morning?"
"Well, he gets down to the office at
$50, but he doesn't get down to work
until the boss begins strolling around"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Had a Pump.

II have been trying to sell the milk
man a cow"
Hasn't he got one?"
Not vet. He says he must get the
necessities of life before indu!ging in
the luxuries."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Natural.

She giggled in the morning,
She giggled late at eve.
She giggled in the open,
She giggled up her sleeve.
Her gushing gale of laughter
Was johnny-on-the-spot
Whenever any comment
A ready answer got.
Between her gushing giggles
Shed litter for a change,
And then again she'd smoker
To give her joy full range.
And no one ever told her
To SO and hire q hall,
For this consummate giggler
Was just a girl, that's all.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

You can keep out Of the way of a
mad dog. but Il backbiting friend is an
other proposition.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

piratious Of a lifetime to be named
Blossom.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

1t is hard for any one to do much
toward the making Of n man when ma
tire hasn't done her part.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Gave It No Show.

"He shot the crow without Warming
eyes. Why not""
"He should have heard it for lis
caws."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Anxious to Know.

II came to ask for the hand of your
daughter"
what are your prospects,"
"That is just what I came to find
out"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Needs 1t In His Business.

Il thought he was located"
"He is"
"But you say he is looking for an
opening"
"Sure. Didn't you know he was a
dentist?"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

When people are OF one opinion you
Will generally ind one man doing the
thinking.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Sour
Stomach

No appetite, loss Of strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath,
general debility. sour risings, and catarrh
Of the stomach are all due to indigestion.
Kodol cures indigestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices of diges-
ton as they exist in a healthy stomach,
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure does not only cure indigestion
and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
cures all stomach troubles by cleansing,
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr.. S. S. Ball. Of Ravenswood, w. Va, says
was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years.
kodol cured me and we are now using It in milk
for baby"
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only. $l.oo Size holding 2A times the trial
size. which sells for so cents.
Prepared bv e. G. OeWITT & co.. CHICAGO.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

1t is enough to make Il woman judi
liant for an entire day to hear that her
neighbours dressmaker has ruined q.
new gown.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

A bargain that doesn't tit isn't fit
for anything.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

A child regards work as made soiel,
for the use of other people.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12

Philosophy sets we'll on a full stom.
ach.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-03-04

this act, however, she ceases to interest
the student, who has been an interested
and sympathetic spectator in her battle
to assert womanly independence.
From time immemorial the chorus girl
and the student have been thrown together.
The collegiau may refer with pride to his
queen his bud and Her; but the
imp the girl in the chorus, is "his PAL
They are bound to meet sooner or later,
whether they will oil no-the student is sure
to catch the sta ge fever some time before
he graduates. He can no more avoid 1t
than he can avoid catering the measles.
AS soon as the symptoms are nanifest,
there develops a violent case Of Hello,
Johnnie Hello, Dolly the curtain of
their little drama rises; the public applauds,
the -mucker' Kisses. the press criticises,
while the fond parents become a cold,
unsympathetio audience TO the p~aradoxical
performance.
However outsiders may view the affair,
there can be no doubt about the approba-
ton which greets the student actor from
his own kind. Mammals darling, "Papa's
pet sthe pnde Of the household while
memorizing his educational lines, may 60
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-03-04

In a volume entitled "Corea; Facts and
Fancies,' a number Of delightful folklore
stories, which show an appreciation Of the
love story and a very clear recognition OF
the personal virtues as illustrated in daily
life.
Mr.. Aliens book also contains an inter-
esting chronology Of the principal events,
but it is significant Of the change wrought
by foreign influence that it only requires
twelve pages Of the things worth mention
ing from the beginning Of the Christian
era down to 1875, while eighty pages are
devoted to the things that have trans
pired since.
In examining the pages devoted to the
last century one is struck with the disin-
clination Of the Corean Government to
accept the offers of intercourse made by
the various nations Of Europe since 1875
and with the number Of missionaries who
suffered for religions sake prior to that
date. Persecution, however, seems to
have increased rather than diminished
the zeal Of the various denominations,
and to-day Corea is regarded as one of the
most promising of the missionary fields.
AMERICAN INFLUENCE,
While Confucianism has influenced Corea
Buddhism never gained such a foothold in