The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-04
Friday Evening
With the Long Bo1D
'0ourtshp Cure' Now Taking the Place of the Rest
Cure and the No Eating Fad-A Simple and Pain
less Course of Treatment that Stimulates the Heart
Action and Has No Bad After reflects.
Eye Nafure's walks, shoot 70

-HANKs TO medical research we have the rest cure,
the change Of climate cure, the exercise cure,
4 the no breakfast fad and the hatless sunshine
cure, but it has remained for Missouri medical man
to evolve the grandes and sweetest of all cures the
courtship cure.
AS an inevitable reaction against somber and
natural kissing prohibition certain physician wiser
than the rest has discovered that kissing is really
good thing and commends it in many of mental
ailments. The discovery is called the "courtshp
cure,' and course is guaranteed to prove simple
effective and pleasant tonic for whatever seems to be
the matter with the patient 3@. ILL.
It is clearly worked out by the practitioner that
goo goo eyes, sighs handhoding strols, especially by
moonlight and other symptomatic signs, increase the
heart action, stimulate digestion and tone up the pa
tient generally. z...s... O.
The doctor even presents the usual testimonials of
those 'cured'' by the method. One man recently
testified that, finding himself aing and run down he
had taken fewer than courtship courses all
of which undertaken for the state OF his health
While he has almost completely recovered, he deems
it wise to drop the treatment for awhile yet This
is only one case There may be thousands Of others,
for, as the doctor says 81 the remedy Is cheap and
harmless and those who unwe in body or peevish
and discontened in mind cannot do better than adopt
the genuine courtship cure.''
Anything may be carried too far, as for example,
the rest may degenerate into what is known as
a s'bedfast condition. the exponent of fasting
may starve himself to death, if is not careful
the courtship cure may degenerate into cond-
ton of matmony and the last state Of that patient
be worse than the first There is true science Of
the courtship cure and it must not be abused.
A simple prescription of sitting out on the steps
with the right party and giggng is often prophy
Tactic and comes under the head Of representative -
We do not know just where this wise physician IS
office is but he doubtless has sanitarium force Of
attractive young widows to administer the heart in
to make the dryes and most unpromising Of us world
weary FOUNDERS, the yelowest of West Baden mud
Ibathers and the most assiduous of Saratoga Spring
water swiggers sit up and take notice.
Possibly Governor Hoch of Kansas, when, in his
courty old patrarchal way he kissed the former lady
of the Kansas executive mansion under profess
sional advice and was merely taking the cure
Professors Lvrtet, Hugo and Renaut of the Louvre
museum at Paris have been investigating the foul
ancient blue enamel Theoretically sealed and
said to- contain the remains of the Egyptian King
Rameses II. One of the vases contains the real heart
Of that Egyptian sovere gnthe Pharaoh Of the perse
= cution of the Jews.
should have become ossifed. It is five inches by
three in size and pieces detached from it with
showed that it contained the same fbrous substance
that composes the human heart.
Rameses H., after many serious troubles, died B.
1853 This is long before Horace Hudson date of tn
founding of Minneapolis 1t reaches very far bacl
that Ed Bromley has authentic daguerreotype O
the old posoffce building Third street in Thebes
If recall the narrative, Pharaoh is said to hav
hardened his heart and the condition in which it
found shows that the process has continued during tn
long centuries that have since unwound their tangle
coils This may be Pharaohs heart and may b
excused for suppressing the suspicion unworth
one that the contents of the blue enamel wer
put up in the Los Angeles antiquity laboratory fe,
years ago.
M%
In the high school notes in GAINESVILLE paper las
week is chronicled in these words serious accide1
to the faculty.
''Tuesday while Professors Van Ceve and Harg
playing tennis, Professor Van Cleve hit the ba
kind of hard and Professor Hargis just looked up
the ball hit him right in the eye, yesterda
it not black but just little swelled up.''
Now it is the turn of the professor of rhetoric an
English literature to hit the ball kind of hard''
his class in English.
MA
George Lombard of Fl. Dodge, Iowa, smoki1
fine cigar the other day when he noticed pecu
flavor. He tried not to mind it at first but it gre
him until he taken quite sick. When he g