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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27
DOMESTIC PLEAsANTRIEs.

Maud-so you and Jack have kissed and
made up have you?
ybeile-Y. Yes, but not Just that way.
We made up lrst-Philadelphia Press
Mrs. Naybur-How are you getting along
with your housekeeping?
Mrs. Crossway-Well, l have made a
good start I've got rid of that lazy, good
for-nothing cousin OF my husbands that
has been living with us for the last three
months.-Chicago Tribune.
IT presume you spend all you maker"
mo. don't spend a tenth Of It."
Then you must have nice little balance
in the bank2''
Nope, not q cent"
Shake, old chap. I'm married myself
Houston Post.
She thinks her husband is one man in a
"Yes and what's more, she thinks he is
others are represented by 900. "Philadelphia
Ledger
MIR. spotcash." said the bookkeeper, I'm
to be married at noon tomorrow and I'd
like to have the day OF,
THAT will be all right, Mr. Addemup.
But aren't you going to take any wedding
Yes, sir We're going to the ball game
in the afternoon. Chicago Tribune.
20, Georger' pouted the dear girl.
haven't you spoken to father YETI -,
l"why-er-yes" replied Mr.. Timmid, II
spoke to him when he was on his way TO
| the office this morning"
20, Georgel Tell me about IL! What did
you say? What did pa say?"
l''Why-er-I said good morning and so
did he."-Philadelphia Press.
Politician-Your brother-in-aw big Mike
Callahan, has applied for a political job.
Can you safely recommend him?
Costigan-Well OF couldn't safely do any
thing else.-Judge.
your fiancee is quite deaf isn't sher'
"I should say so. / had TO shout so loud
when / proposed to her that two old maids
living in adjoining flats are suing me for
breach Of promise. "-Philadelphia Press,
Marie. can't you play tennis without
making all that noise?"
"No, ma, who in the world ever heard OF
any ones playing tennis without raising
racquet Y'-Baltimore American.
"Ah," sighed the lovelorn youth, may ]
| not hope that you will be mine forever and
why, yes" replied the cruel girl, with
yawn you may hope that long IL you
wish. Indianapolis News.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27
WHEN OUT OF TOWN.

WHEN OUT OF TOWN.
Subscribers leaving the city tenn
pOrariIy should have The Bee
mailed to them. Address will be
changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

STATEMENT OF PUBLICATION
State Of Nebraska, Doulas County, SIS;
- G. c. Rosewater, general manager OF lne
Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn,
says that the actual number OF Iull anu
complete copies Of The Daily, Moihns,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during
fhe month of April 1906 was as tolloWs'
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

Marie. can't you play tennis without
making all that noise?'
"No, ma, who in the world ever heard of
any ones playing tennis without raising
racquet Y'-Baltimore American,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

"Ah," sighed the lovelorn youth, may
forever"
why, yes" replied the cruel girl, with
yawn, you may hope that long X you
wish. Indianapolis News.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

Your fancee is quite deaf, isn't sheT"
"I should say So / had TO shout so loud
when / proposed to her that two old maids
living in adjoining fats are suing me for
breach of promise. "-Philadelphia Press.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

She thinks her husband Is one man in a
thousand"
Eyes and what's more she thinks he is
not only the l in the 1000 but that all the
others are represented by 0OO."Philadelphia
Ledger.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27
presume You spend an Won MAKE q,

II presume you Spend all you maker"
No, l don't spend tenth Of It,"
Then you must have a nice little balance
in the bankT''
Nope, not q cent"
Shake, old chap, I'm married myself
Houston Post
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

Politician-Your brother-in-law, big Mike
Callahan, has applied for a political Job.
Can you safely recommend him?
Costigan-Well OF couldn't safely do any
thing else.-Judge.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

Maud-So you and Jack have kissed and
made up, have you?
Maybelle-Y-Yes but not Just that way.
We made up frst-Philadelphia Press.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

Mrs. Naybur-How are you getting alonR
with your housekeeping?
Mrs. Crossway-Well, have made a
good start. I've got rid of that lazy, good
for-nothing cousin OF my husbands that
has been living with us for the last three
months.-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27


General Manager.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn to
before me this Goth day of April, 1905.
y (SeaD NJ. b. HUNGATB,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

"Nir. spotcash." said the bookkeeper, I'm
to be married at noon tomorrow and I'd
like to have the day OF"
THAT will be all right Mr. Addemup.
But aren't you going to take any wedding
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-27

Eyes, sir. We're going to the ball game
\ the afternoon. Chicago Tribune,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

Tuscumbia, Oct. 17-(Special.)-A negro funeral procession was stopped by the police in Sheffield Monday eve- ming. in order to arrest the negro un-
 George Minor was the arrested. and he halls from Tuscumbia. Harrison Johnsons a wellknown colored minis ter and most highly respected negro. died in Sheffield Sunday afternoon. Physically, he tipped the scales at about 300 pounds. and Minor secured the job of burying the body. He did not have 8 casket in his house in this city large enough to accommodate the remains and had to wire to Memphis for a casket.
 The deceased minister was a prom inent "order" man. and was a member of the Masonic. Odd Fellow and other secret orders. Minor is also a Mason. and through the influence of his breth- ren. he was employed.
 Yesterday the procession. a thousand or more colored people being In line. started to the cemetery with Minor at the head. in his buggy. The latter was unceremoniously stopped, and war rant served on him by an officer, charg- ing him with having failed to procure . proper undertaker's license in the City of Sheffield.
 A number of prominent white citi- zens promptly came to the negros as- sistance, made bond for his appearance at the Mayors Court this morning, and the procfession was permitted to pro- ceed, after an unreasonable delay. The white people of Sheffield condemned the action of the officer making the ar rest. in no uncertain terms
 The offense of the negro undertaken is not excused or condoned, but the people allege the time and place of the arrest was considered ill-timed and contrary to all rules of decency and propriety.
 The negroes felt the humiliation. but % their credit they have behaved
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
NEWS M BRIEF

A voluntary petition in bankruptcy was filed in the United States court yesterday by Bud Kyles of Montgom- cry.
 W. P. Hardwick of Headland. Henry county. and R. H. Mabry Of Selma. were appointed notaries public by Governor Jelks yesterday
 Camp Lomax. United Confederate Veterans, will hold its regular meeting tonight at which time delegates to the reunion in Mobile next month. will be selected.
 A new paving brick floor was in- stalled yesterday in that portion of the city building fronting on Madison Avenue. where the police patron wag. on is kept The old floor was in bad shape, and had to be replaced. The Blakey-Weil Manufacturing Company of Montgomery. which filed papers of Incorporation with the Pro- Nate Judge of Montgomery oounhy Tuesday. yesterday filed a certificate of incorporation with the Secretary of state.
 A certificate of incorporation was filed with the Secretary of State yes- | terday by the Fairview Investment Company of Ensley. Jefferson county. The new company Is capitalized al | &. 900. Charles Berg. Christina Berg and A. Latody are the incorporators. The Farmers Unioa Warehouse and Storage Company. of Pell City, St' Clair county, yesterday filed a certi- ficate of its incorporation with the Secretary of State. Two thousand dol lars Is the stated capitalization. The incorporators are James F. Barber, N. B. Spradiey, James W. Windsor, G. R. Hardwick, B. D. Gather. T. L. Gra- ham and w. R. Addie. ..-..
 In line with the previous efforts oi
 the police to clear Bell Street of ob- | jectionable characters. cases were day afternoon against Julia Chandler and Gussie James. negro women, fol | yagrancy The case was stubbornly | contested, and when Judge Baber sen tenced the Chandler woman to pay fine of S25 and costs and the Jame' | woman to pay $15 and costs. notice ol appeal was given by their attorney.
 A decd was recorded yesterday 1T the probate office conveying one-fourtf
 interest in a lot at SPA Clayton stree
 from Sallie Waters to c. W. Pragg. | Marriage licenses were issued from the office of the Probate Judge yester'
 day as follows Adolph F. Roemei and Octavia N. Kohn: Richard MasoI
 Wells and Lulu Pearson; J. A. Splers and Angela Murphy: w. A. Hahn ane Cecilia F. Finger.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
RACES AT THE FAIR
ENTRIES FOR LATE EVENTS CLOS-
 ED LAST NIGHT.
Many Alabama Horses Will Partici- pate in the Contests on Track nf
 Vandiver Park Next Week.

Last night the late closing events for the races to be held duriag the State Fair next week were locked UT by Secretary Adams. The early closing events locked UT since June 15. include six purses: two year old trot; two year old pace; three
 sear old trot; three year old pace 2:21 class trot and 2.iS class pace. In the two year old trot, there are no local entries, five of the colts be- ing from Kentucky and one from Ten nessee. In the two year old pace. there are a couple of youngsters which will
 draw lots of lacol interest aRex Amer icus colt, belonging to Mcqueen Smith of Prattvilje.
 In the three year old trot, three of the seven entries are Wilkes colts a Fred s. Wilkes Alley owaed by Major Smith of Prattville. a Fred S. Wilkes colt. owned by G. F. Strong of Birm- ingham and a George Wilkes cold owned by R. M Williams of Nashville B. s. Greil of this city also has and en- try in this race. a colt by Dup ter the stallion owned by Mcclellan of this city.
 The three year old pace. has eight
 eatries: T. J. Mattox of this city has smother Dupointer colt in this race. E C. Thomas of Prattville. has a Fred s. Wilkes colt. and George M. Garth of Courtland has a McEwen colt. The best Alley race of these early cqsing events Is the 2:21 trot which haS fifteen entries among them are a Fred s. Wilkes Eelding. owned by F B. Fisk of this city, a reelection mare owned by E. c. Thomas of Prattville a Hummer mare. owned by w. D. @e' Curdy, of Lowndesboro. There are fourteen entries in the 2:1S pace, the four on which local in terest Is centered being Lily Pointer a Dupointer mare owned by w. M
 Teague. Jr.. of this city: Buck Miller
 the Bowerman Wilkes colt. owned by
 F. B. Fisk of this city: Lady Cason
 an AaEelus mare owned by James
 Cason of Tennessee: Castor. . Dicta
 tor Wilkes selding. owned by w. S.
 Webber of this city. and a mare by
 The Earl owned by W. D. McCurdy of
 Lowndesboro.
 In order to give some idea of the
 high class of the races at Vandiver
 Park the performance of Lady Cason
 in the 2:1S pace in Birmingham Tues
 day Is an instance. Sc finished close
 second in the second heat of that race
 in 2:05 3-4. As the local track is new
 1t is not to be expected that anything
 like that time will be reeled off here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

Among the foreign delegates who will speak at the various sessions will be Miss Agnes F. Slack. honorary secretary of the National British Womans' Temperance As- sociation; Mrs. Kali Yajima, President of the Japanese W. c. T. IT.; Lady Dorothy Howard of England: Mrs Julie Kasowitz of Austria: Miss Annie Lile of London: Mrs. Ali Trigg Helenius of Finland: Miss Sevas- Ii Callisperi of Greece: Miss Amy Swankte- Cameron of London. and the Earl of Car lisle of England.
 It was arranged that today should hs observed devotional day.
 The delegates were welcomed to the Park Street Church by the pastor. Rev. A. z- Conrad who. in expressing his sympathy with the aims of the union said: We are on the winning side in this great battle. License is consent, consent. is participation. participation is responsibility for all the consequences of the liquor traffic"
 The time given up to brief address~ es, Among those who spoke. was Mrss Lillian NJ. E. Stevens.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
SENT TO REFORMATORY.
Montgomery Boys Leave For Industrial
 School.

Richard Stroud. the young son of Joseph Stroud. committed to the East Lake Reformatory by Judge Thomas. and Howard P. Smith. a 13-year- r-old boy who escaped from the same insti- tuition. were taken to the reformatory yesterday by Deputy Sheriff s. s. Bel ser.
 The Smith boy got away from the re- came back to Montgomery. He secur- ed position with local printing firm. and has conducted himself well. It is supposed he will be released from the East Lake school in a shor, time His mother. a widow, resides in West End.
 Richard Stroud was committed to the reformatory on petition of his father. barber. The boy protested against being sent away
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
W. c. T. .. MEETING.
Hundreds of Women from All Countrie
 Convene fin Boston.

COnVen0 In bOSt0us
 Boston. Oct. 17.-From far away Japan and Australia and from more than fifty other countries in both the eastern and the western hemispheres. thousands of women interested in temperature reform have come to this city to participate in the triennial worlds convention of the Womens' Chris tian Temperance Union. which opened here today.
 In addition to the business sessions. many public meetings have been arranged st which prominent women temperance work CTS from this country and abroad will dc liver addresses.
 In the absence of the president of the worlds union. Lady Henry Somerset, the presiding officer at the business session was Mrs. Lillian M N. Stevens, president of the National W. C. T. U.. and vice president as.La<re of the worlds be-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

food and clothing of his family for the coming year.
 T have always contended," said MT. McLendon yest.r6ey. that tine farmer who has his pork and his po- tatoes on his own farm, is in much better shape than the one who has them in Chicago. have tried to raise great diversity of crops on that they would be u.tter off if they would do rhe same
 The exhibit was taken to the Fair grounds yesterday afternoon, and will be placed in position in the expo sitiOn buildings today and tomorrow.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
MIR. McLENDON's EXHIBIT.
Farmer Brings In Fine
 Products.


 J. R. McLendon. of Naftei. one of the most successful practical farm CTS in Alabama, came in from his plantation In the southern end Of Montgomery county twenty nine miles due south of Montgomery, yesterday, with a full carload of farm prod ucts, which he will display at the State Fair next week. as an individ- ual farm exhibit.
 MT McLendon has made some ex- cellent exhibits at previous Fairs. and 1t is expected that his array of pro- ducts will be as complete as ever this year He has taken rrize after prize in years gone by. and he says that in the carload of products just brought to the city, all of which were raised on his own place, there may be found almost everything that can be raised on a farm. There will be
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
No Tidings From Berkshire.

Norfolk. va, Oct. 17-No tidings have been received of the lost whale back barge Berkshire which is some where off this coast with her imperilled crew of six. The Berkshire was lost from the tow of the steamer Bay State Monday afternoon
 The northeast storm which has been on for more than forty eight hours, Is still sweeping the Virginia and North Carolina coasts today
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
STOP 4 NEGRO FUNERAL
 TO ARREST UNDERTAKER.

themselves in most commendable man ner. The dead preacher had lived in Sheffield for over thirty years, and his conduct was above reproach. Several eulogistic speeches were delivered at the grave by we'll known citizens who had watched him as he went out in and among his people, and not word of un- favorable criticism or reproach could be uttered against him.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

Hundreds of neat pocket cards were issued by the passenger department of the Western Railway yesterday giving trains to be operated between the union railway station and the Fair Grounds next week. The first train leaves the union station at g a. m and will run every forty-five minutes. The first train will leave the grounds at 9:25 a. m. and the last train will leave the grounds for the city at Il 10 D. nn
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
THE ADVERTISER BUREAU.
Information and Accommodation f
 VfS1n0Yn tn the Ealr.

Information and Accommodation f0H Visitors to the Fair. The function which The Advertiser Information Bureau will fulfill at the IS assuming larger proportions daily. Already a large number of requests
 have been received by Manager E.. 5. that rooms be reserved for them on different days during the progress of
 the Fair. From the daily increase, 1t i5 anticipated that thousands of people reau, and arrangements are making accordingly to secure the greatest possi- ble number of places where visitors to the Fair may be quartered.
 Yesterday a number of requests were
 received from members of the Ala
 bama Press Association. for lodging snd which ts daS of Da
 Fair, Immediate attention was given
 were made for the accommodation of As a result of the request of Man ager Noble for names of persons wh"
 will be in position to accommodat modal te e
 Fair Week. a number of names were received yesterday. The Bureau now has several hundred rooms at It's dis
 posal. but more will be needed to ac- are expected to arrive with the opening of the Fair.
 In order that many persons who might not otherwise have the oppor- tunity to see the Fair may visit Mont eomery and the exhibition next week. The Advertiser has for several months had people working through the state on a subscription plan the prizes for which will include transportation to Montgomery and return from the vari- ous points in Alabama. and entrance to the Fair grounds. A large number have secured the necessary subscrip- tions to make them eligible as prize winners. and will be brought to Mont gomery at the expense of The Adver- tiser. and cared for during their stay here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
sEABOARD TRAIN ANNULLED.
Obstruction Caused by Wreck May B

Obstruction Caused ny "reck ""y D0
 Cleared Today.
 For the third time this week the Seaboard Air Line train No. "A, due to leave for Savannah at 7:45 p. m. was annulled last night.
 This was the illfated train that was wrecked Sunday night, and not a train ofi' that road has left the union railway station at night since then. Commer- cial Agent J. H. Ketner of the Sea board said yesterday that he thought
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

Travelling Freight Agent Ed Stall ings of the Seaboard in Americus, Ga was in Montgomery yesterday, spend ing most of the day at the gravel pit opened by the Seaboard a few miles out of Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
Eor Nexro Exhibit

call was issued yesterday to the presiding officers of the negro secret and benevolent societies of Montgom- cry and Montgomery County by George F. Newstell, for a meeting to devise plans for an exhibit at the State Fair in this city next week. The meeting will be held at the Capital City Drug Store, tomorrow evening at 8 o'clock. The exhibit is aimed to include pro- ducts of the different institutions op- erated and controlled by negroes.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

the road would be open by today and
 In conseauence of the tie-up of the Seaboard both the Atlantic Cost Line and Central of Georgia have been get ting share of both passenger and freight traffic intended for the Sea board.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18
CHIROPODIST.

Mhnicuring. shampooing, facial and scalp massage. electric and manual Rooms 4-5. End floor. 22 N. Court. Phone 20S7.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

O. F. Atkinson. Rubber Tires; light, heavy Harness Repairing. Horse-shoeing. Clipping Phone 262. 115-117 Lee St.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

CEMENT, LIME, ETC.
 Carolina Portland Cement Co. Also Plaster. Fire Brick, Roofing Paper. Stocks stored in I. & ". warehouse, Montgomery. Ala. Ad- dress inquiries to Atlanta, Ga.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-10-18

Wilson Printing Co. Good Municipality Always First
 We Can Please You. Over Fourth National Phone 27S.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-26

we note the following: Misses
Mamie Angelo and Lizzie Arms
paugh and Messrs. Arthur Wood
ward, Harry Hall and Henry Chap
pell.
The most rational remedy for
coughs and colds is Kennedy's
Laxative Honey and Tar. 1t acts on
the bowels as mild cathartic-ex-
pells all cold from the system Cuts
all phlegm out of the throat relieves
coughs colds Group, whooping cou-
gh, etc. An ideal remedy for child
ren-equally good for adults. Sold
by Howells' Drug Store.
Mr.. Jno. Lewis. after much time
and trouble in getting his soda
fountain in readiness for the sea-
sons trade, began serving the pub
lie with the best of cold drinks and
ice cream last Saturday. When
you need something refreshing
and invigorating call at his ice
cream parlor and partake of some
of the best delicacies served any
where.
If you ever bought a box of
Witch Hazel Salve that failed to
give satisfaction the chances are it
did not have the name "E. G.. De
Witt & Co." printed on the wrap
per and pressed in the box. The
original DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve never fails to give satisfac-
ton for burns, sores, boils, letter,
cracked hands, etc. For blind,
bleeding, itching and protruding
Piles it affords almost immediate
relief. 1t stops the pain. Sold by
Howells Drug Store.
Persons sending news items tC
this paper for publication will
please sign their names to same as
we will not publish anything sent
in unless the persons signature is
attached thereto. We received
several news items from various
places this week and would like
very much to publish same but
will have to let them go unpublish
ed on this account.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-26

Among those who attended the
.. G.. V. Reunion from McCrory
we note the following: Col. Jno.
Shearer and wife, Messrs. G. NJ.
James and J. w. Wilder. May
they enjoy their trip very
much.
The following young people of
our town enjoyed a moonlight hay
ride Wednesday night: Misses
Lizzie Holland, Lena Cloyes, Annie
Sue Wilder and Myrtle Marsh !;
Messrs. G. w. Barber, FL. Wood ,
L. E. Pollett and T. E. Dye.
What good does it do you to eat
if your stomach fails to digest the
food? None. 1t does you harm
causes belching, sour stomach, fiat
ulence, etc. When the stomach
fails a little Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
after each meal will digest what
you eat and makes the stomach
sweet. Sold by Howell's Drug
Store.
Quite number of DeView s
young people attended preaching
here Sunday night. Among them