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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
BUILDING FOOD.
10 Rein. the Babies Around.


When little human machine (or a
large one) goes wrong. nothing is SO
Important as the selection of food to
bring it around again
My little baby boy fifteen months
old had pneumonia, then came brain
fever. and 10 soone> .lad he got over
these than he began 10 cut teeth and.
being so weak he was frequently
thrown into COMMISSIONS. says !; Color
ado mother.
Il decided Il change might help. sc
took him to Kansas City for IL vts'.-
When we got there he was so very we.nS
when he would cry be would sink away
and seemed like he would die.
When reached my sisters home
She said Immediately tnat we must feed
him Grape Nuts. and although had
never used the food, we got some aud
for IA few days gave him Just the juice
of Grape-Nuts and milk. He got
stronger so quickly we were soon feed
ing him the GrapeNuts itself, and in
wonderfully short time he fattened
right up and became strong and we'll.
THAT showed me something worth
knowing and. when later OH my girl
came, raised her on Grape-Nuts and
she is strong, healthy baby and has
been. You will see from the little pho
tograph l send you what strong,
chubby yo,lngster the boy is now, but
he didn't look anything like that before
we found this nourishing food. Grape
Nuts nourshed him back to strength
when he was SO weak he couldn't keep
any other food on his stomach Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Greek,
Mich.
All children can be built up to more
sturdy and healthy condition upon
Grape. Nuts and cream The food con-
tains the elements nature demands,
from which to make the soft gray fill
ing in the nerve centers and brain. A
well-fed brain and strong, sturdy nerves
absolutely insure healthy body.
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
hook, "The Road to Wellvilla."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
SAYS MEN SHOULD
CARRY PARkSOLS
Des Moincs Weather Man Says Women
Should Not Have All the
Conn orts.

l1es Moi:.ts Ia. JliMe T. ~ sfy man
Should curry 4 par;sol"
Such advice M;.; .iyen yesterday BIZ
In. George NJ Chapel, of tn" local Of
.ic" OF The government weather bu-
real;. H. see, many warm dlyS dur
Ing tie summer. and suggests this rs
iaethpd of esct;tpin:; from SOM OF the
terrible heat rays OF Tn. summer
Ne rilaimt,lins that in 50 doimg ono
may WARD of Il sumsiroke aud many
prostrations which may come To any
one during the exceptionally hot days.
While il may seem bothersomc and
not in good taste. he argues tIat COM
for, should take the place Of LOOKS es-
p.cia'ly during warm summer months.
II IS quite Il common thing for men
TO carry rarasols in the east, but in
the west there seems to b. some APP
athy toward IL, said The forccaster
on seldom see anyon" except old
men cirrN sunSha'les in the western
states. Ia he cast men. hundreds Of
them. appear ON the streets shelterins
their heads from the ,orrd rays of the
sun wit. Il neat partsol. They think
think about il here
'Fh"r" is no rn;isui why men SHOULD
leaNe all OF the good comforts of sum
rnei 10 women. The thin, cool gar
nleiits which lfey can don aid them in
fighting against King Discomfort in III"
summer time They have parasols 10
keep TN rays of the sun from their
heads Why it used 10 be hat men
sheltered IN chick coHts and vests. and
swcatcd down = dozen collars OF so :,
day. NnM We have been srtntrd thin
shirts. III privilege OF using belts i'm
stead oi SuSpet'i"rs, aud "t.en have
been given The privilege OF Wearing
t"~ s!loes and thin hose. My. then.
should We NOT haze the right 10 use
ptrasols. which fnl years have been
granted good ,orlM FOR women
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
Not Enouoh Bait.


From the Saturday Evening Post.
Senator Knox has a GOOD story of
the last fight the late Senator Quay
of Pennsylvania. made in the senate
Quay was working hard on the state
hood bill, obstructing legislation when
a scheme was fixed up to get him
away from the senate for a time.
Quay was very fond of tarpon fish
ing and had a winter place in Florida
One afternoon he received this telegram
from a friend. who thought the senate.
might be in better business than pot
terng about new states:
Fishing never SO good. Tarpon bit
ing everywhere. Sport magnificent.
Come
Quay read the telegram and smiled
tiny, little smile. Then he answered
it thus:
"Tarpon may be biting, but am not
NJ. s. Quay"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
TWO ARE DROWNED.

ottumwa la. June S.-rhc body of r. A.
Macklcy OF Mansfield. o., "A laborcr who
WAS drowned in the Des Moines river while
bath.i. near the Milwaukee bridge. was
found yesterday. The body had foa ted
down the river and caught on trot line
and WAS pulled vi by some fisherman.
Neosauqua la, June S.-Rush Starr,
aged Is years, a son of Mr.. and Mrs. j. p.
Starr. was drowned in the Des Moines riv-
er about 800 yards above the keosauqua
bridge yesterday afternoon. Rush. In COM
pany with Willie Peacock, Claude Elerick
and Otto Brown were raising trot line,
when they stepped off q sand bar into q.
deep hole. The other boys swan out, but
Rush could not swim and went down be-
fore assistance reached him.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
PIONEER IowAN DIES.

les Moines, la. June edwin
Euthven Clapp, the Oldest settler in
pps Moinos. pioneer capitalist and bust
ness man. died yesterday afternoon AT
mis- residence mt 1900 Grand avenue. His
heath marks the close of II busy life
one which told. tells the commercial
MIST rN of Des Moines from the time of
mis- arrival i'll this community up 10 the
present time.
l.. Il. Clapp came into Fort Des
MONIES in February. 1916. on foot His
trunk. not ovcrburdened With rament
r:lne on II wagon load OF groceries from
Mount Pleasant. the driver giving him
that much of a lift. his purse being
lighter than his trunk He was a Young
mann nf Is wears. With pluck and ambi-
ton and great expectations. For such
j one Fort Des Moines presented little
ancoura cement. II was composed of a
log cabin deserted by the soldiers and
, little less than 100 people.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
AUNT LEAVES HER A FORTUNE.

Denver. Colo. June o. Forced for
wears past To makc,a bare living keep
ing roomers In Cripple Creek ana this
city, Mrs. Rebecca T.. Dewey. !, widow
aged ~. today received notice that she
had been lief; 100000 by the death of AN
aunt who lived in Muscatine The aunt.
Mrs. Charlotte Mock. did not know the
Whereabouts of Mrs. Dewey until last
September. when Il mutual friend told
her that Mrs. Dewey was in Denver
The aunt wrote several letters here but
all We're returned. Mrs. Mock died.
leaving the legacy, before She heard
from Mrs. Dewey. and the latter has
just been found by the executors.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
PRESIDENT REED MAY RESIGN
Buena Vista College Executive Not in
Harmony.

~ HiOI'J.
Storm AXE. la. June s. The regular an
huai meeting of thc board OF trustees OF
RGoia Vista college adjourned Yesterday
after re-elcciing all Of the old professors.
The executive committee elected by tho
board is as follows: Hon. A. -. I:ailic.
president: +. $. Ranny. vice president.
Rev Daniel Williams. secretary; }. y. Me
hibbcn treasurer, and n. w. ungar and
T.. II. Si.,son.
The session of the board disclosed the
fac that President f.. T.. Reed WAS appal-
entity out of harmony with the faculty and
the students of the college and ma
Jointly OF HE board of trustees. Some of
the ncaloers pi the board We're opposed to
the rN-el"c;lon OF President Reed. but the
hoard adjourn"d without takin; nal ac
ton upon ih.s matter 1t is supposed a
result, of the meeting that President Reed
wi' resign
N, general CONDITION Of the college in
i,-a;rd that prospects for The ensuing
ycaN would be exceedingly bright.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
Saws He Meant Robbery.

Winsted. Conn.-Gec. W. Jones. the vii
lage blacksmith of Bakersvilie while busy
shoeing horses had call from Miss AR
derson, a young woman who asked him to
do some dental work for her. On examin-
alton it was found necessary to extract
one dozen teeth. Mr.. Jones performed the
operation with the ability of an expert
Miss Anderson returned to her home about
two miles away none the worse.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
DR.. popp GOES TO CHICAGO.

Iowa City, Ia. June Dr Edward
Lewis lDotid Instructor in mathematics
in The University of Iowa.. has resigned
aud will so To Chicago i'm the fan to fiji
), similar position III the Armour, !nsti-
ute of ehnolosN. DR. loodd has been
one of the strongest additions to the
university faculty in late years, and his
designation Will be regretfully received
bN l. regents
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
kuRsuEp BY FATE.

lowa City Ia June s. Fire result
ing from a stroke of lishtnns de-
strpyed thr." barns in Iowa City today.
and I'll the contents, except five horses.
were buraed
ono of the owners, Mrs. Kate ID.
Watkins, seems To he pursued by Il
Nemesis. During the past year fire has
destroyed her country residence, her
town nome, her slaughter house. one
barn in the country and one in town.
The five fires Rave wiped ont about
$4,000 worth of property and the in
Sllr,I,r. has been but nominal
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
~, Prenaasare- uiscu.sior.
rom the New York Week.,

Mi.se' Flighty-Have YOU decided to
take any part in the discussion. What
will we DO in heaven?"
Good Minister--No, miss. am at
present much more interested in the
question. What shall we do to get
there"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
SUPREME COURT DECISIONS.

lpcs Moines. la June 8. Supreme
court decisions today YER.
STATE of loma vs.. AIrhcii, appellant
PowcSleik county affirmed
William Shoe vs.. ,;otHlt4i * Cos
appellant. " woodbury. county affirmed
Nan Came IS. City oi Il"ol.lli. ;tl-
pellanl superior court, he"kul. c'NIu-
t! affirmed
johnson IS. Johnson appellant. web-
stef county, affirmed.
Perry ". caStner, appellant, Mon
roe county. affirmed.
I.alrn"r ~. BeattsieS. appellant.
Woodbury. county, affirmed
Hall W. Lucllnln. appellant. John
son county, reversed
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
CRUSHED UNDER T.4E CARS.
'nto@io;,.sa Man is Killed at Council

Bluffs.
Council Bluffs. la. june l2.--After
breaking into Il freighI car, knocking
the buns out of a wine barrel and
drinking freely OF the contents. Thomas
Williams. claiming Boone, lu.. as his
home. fell upon IL Crack i'm attempt
it:s TO get out and both his legs were
ground off beneath the wheels. He Was
found by railroud men. taken to IL hos
pital ANA later died there The extent
ot Williams dehaucil WAS revealed by
hi; vomiting over Il quart of wine. Two
other mon We're With him and one of
them. Charles pegman. is under arrest
pending an Investigations
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
VICTIM OF PRIMARIES.
Auto Carrying Voters to Polls Run:
Down Waterloo ad

Waterloo. Ia. June 19.-Georgc En-.
erson. a 1a-year-old boy, WAS .rur
down yesterday afternoon by T.. C
Letchheld. a local manufacturer. who
was carrying a load of voters to tht
polls in an automobile during the Dri.
maries. 1t is fear that the lad VIII
die from internal injuries.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
U. c. 7. CONVENTION.
Knights OF the Grip in Session at ou

buque
DUBUQUE, Ia. June l2'rhe seventh:
allnu:tl convention of the 4. q. T. OF
luWa WAS opened here yesterday AT tbs
Julien house The afternoon was spent
IN receiving The delegates from the va
ioI.S cities and state
Secretary Olmsread reports that
Gc,l;ir Rapids is first i'll membership
gain with l62 per cent. and Dubuque
second With "a per cent
G. +. Roper. of Fort Dodge. will be
elected grand chancellor Saturday. Fort
Dodge is favored for the next meeting
place.
The parade yesterday morning was a
big. success.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

New York. N. Y.-There will be no more
Sunday baseball where admission is
charged or any contribution taken in
Greater New York until the courts decide
on the question OF its legality This an
oaenar 11ngham.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
CREAMERY co. FAILS.
Cedar Rapids Concern Has Liabilities
Almost Double the Amount
of Assets.

''"ist Rapids H., JtI.se The Nov
O. Ilan~ood Creamery supply conpalY
,tssz';ied today Liabilities. $33,ouo, as
sets 81 JpU
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
Gentle Persuasion.
IRON Judge

Politician-Your brother-in-law. M.
Mike Callahan, has applied for a po-
litical job. Can you safely recommend.
him?
Costiean-- Well. 0i couldn't safely do
ANYTHING else
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

Waterbury. -Manacled and guard
ed by Anthony Malone. sheriff's officer.
Zachariah Stauffer attended the funeral of
his wife, whom he IS accused of having
poisoned.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
SUPREME couRT DECISIONS
SUMNER BOY is DROWNED

Sumner Ia. June Paul. the IA
year-old son of Mrs. \. r. Rathbone
while in bathing in the Little Wapsie
yesterday afternoon. got beyond his
depth and WAS drowned. The body was
recovered.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

MANY people in England -and doubt
less e!sewhere--sleep on mattresses
stuffed with a substance made of cid
clothes that have not been disinfec:ed
or even washed.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

President Roosevelt carried Ne
braska, Bryan's state. in 1904. by "a
$50. Mckinley. ip 1907 Carried II ~
1922. ana &kSF )fAA9sf?1nAA y ~
12e76.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
PHlLIPPlNEs TREMslr

Manila. June Three Sigh, earth
quake shocks were felt in Manila, June
s and 6. The shocks are believed to have
been seyeTe OF the island Of Samar.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
8ANK ASSETS PASS
S2OO,OO0,0O0 MARK
Official Report Shows Remark
able Growth Of iowa In
stitutions.
DEPOSITS ON INCREASE
4e4 Savings and Psi State Banks Show
Total Assets of s2o5, 14s ssoss, an
Advance Over the Last
Report.

Dc< Moines. H.. june 12.--Ths total
of Iowa have passed the sa0oCa0.noo
mark. Th" FACT WAS disclosed ycster-
day by the official Statement, us 20
the condition. of these Institutions,
whose compilation WAS completcd by
.Audiior OF STATE y. =. Carroll
Deposits Increased sS,a4$-lG5 since
january ~ WHOM the last bank call
was issued. the new call being dated
May II. They NOW amount To sl-;9
ho9.l4s. 50 chat il is believed that hey
viii pass he s2oo.o0u-Ooo mark soon
They have Increased s.3.li5.111 since
May %. lso.,
Following is The consolidated sum
mary ue Ii" condition Of The 49i SAY
il.,s and aGl state bn,ilS OF low. OF
May II.
Summary of Condition.
BINS rec ivih" ....+......- s'io- %. IS
cold com Observation-Disclosures. l,a42.1.l.ll
silver e~.u Observation-Disclosures. SIS S.i.Al
Legal fet'p,r national hank
Credits SUBJECT to sight draft .oG.iS G1:,.GS
bNcrdlaf;s Observation-Disclosures. l,a2f i1l.ai
Pal and personal l,roper.y.... 5,>A.$oi.ol
~ i.iAl.ii.i.rii:s. ~ ~ :
Capital stock ID. ............... S g.,.69o S6n.Wi
ini' d"positoas ..,............. ld''.6ra.T 4G. !.
ia" banks and others ......... i3G.Sso.1e
surplus .................. 49,. Si'.%i
hsliN dod plotits ............. i,72G-1A.G
Total .-.....-. 500. rs. .''o.s>
The increase of bills receivable al
most cNactlv balanced the incrcas" in
dcposits There WAS an increase oi
credits subject To sight di.ft of sl.lSo,
l9S There WAS an increase of SIa3. O3.
i'm undivided profits and s230.996 in The
surplus. There VAS an increase oil
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
wAPELLo FARMER kILLEp.

Ottumwa, Ia, June 9.-Thomas Carmen
a prominent farmer of Wapello county. IS
years old. was struck by a Burlington pas
senger train near Chi;licothe yesterday
and instantly killed.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

LeMars. Ia. June 11.-I.ate last Sat
urdsg afternoon Sheriff Arendt took
Davis to Orange City for safe keeping
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

Tina Memorial day oration al Har-
ward. WAS given by Roscoe c'onk-
ling Bruce, oolored. o.. who since his
graduation has been teaching in
Booker Washinston's school at Tus-
kege4- Ala
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
NARROWLY ESCAPES DEATH

Iowa Falls, Ia, .luue :, Robert VIII.
Jams. the l9-ye;.roid sou of q. L.. MIL
Jams. narrowly escaped being Killed lasr
evening by fan OF forty feet into Rock
Kun. The lad was hunting; pigeons tha;
nest in Inc rrcNives OF the rorks and
slipping i.ll TO the bottom of The rhasIn
and struck solid rock One leg vas
broken and he WAS badly cut ami bruised
He WAS taken To ELLSWORTH hospital and
after AN examination il WAS Thought he
was not injured Internally
SUPREME COURT DECISIONS.
Des Mones. la. June :. The supreme
court TO-DAY handed down the followinc
decisions;
Mystic Milling company appellant.
VS.. Chicago, Milwaukee and ST. Paul
railway, Woodbury. county: affirmed
l;ilea Us. Brewster. appellant. Sioux
county: affirmed.
Reinb. appellant. US. t.ngle. Plymouth
county. affirmed,
Dodge vs.. Incorporated Town of La
mont, appellant, buchanan county AZ
firIncd.
Independent School District, appa,-
liant. VS. LeAlars Mater and Light COM
pany Plymouth county; reversed
Raher, appellant. vs.. Raler. Iowa
county: reversed.
Bridgeport Malleable Iron company
appellant, vs.. Iowa Cutlery Works
/ Linn county, affirmed in part; reversed
in part.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
IA aged scotch minister. about to

An aee,l Scotch minister. about to
raTrr for The fourth time, WAS ex-
l,aiain. bis r"$som 10 an elder You
Sc ai'i IN o'd mann r1oM. and Gamma
ex2-ect tn ..ere vera long When the
~ einas &ld like 10 have soine one
- Jose ts ey.5 1'h" elder nodded
ai.d ~ .tlii wsQl ne"tister. | have
llsi ana baith OF them
.i5as i iiiNei
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

collei't ptaiudict has long
@Aistr a. J4!s 1UnitE against cui,ins
- tr osfi ls'..-tc"S - remove titis
"fii' t. bs: ol- #z"d IN N"SN York
ffS !3i, .g 4" iiltlntuce art lovers
q alt s thp9a2ltoltt The coun-
f's il, i,r ~ iElntinss which
t tNt ii=.4te lefus,d to I.us.sl.is
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14

NEW YORK EXCHANGE.
Chicago. June 6.-New York ex.
c\ange. 20 per cent. discount.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-06-14
TIE TINES

HARRIS & HoYLe:, Pubiishcrs.
I
Valley IOWA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-05
. How Advertising Did Il

w. B. Hancock came III Wednesday
and said he wanted that rooster adj
verlisement taken out. He says every
man he meets wants to buy Plymouth
Rock. He sold three Of the cockerels
because of the advertisement before he
had seen it himself. He had over
thirty birds and they w>re all sold inside
OF month, just because he told the peo-
PIE he had them to sell. in newspaper,
and also because he had something To
sell that the people wanted. Two things
that are necessary to successful advertis.
ing. Mr.. Hancock is developing very
fine b'ooded stock farm and has an ideal
place, the old Woodley farm near Ge-
roux bridge. He has one OF the finest
herds of pure bred Heretords to be found
anywhere. He says he believes. he
could make more money in breed ng
Scotch collies than in raising wheat.
But he would want the pure blooded
ones.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-05
Controlling Nature

Progress has been made in spite Of the
great tendency manifested in all: plants
and animals to go back to the original
type. 1t is indeed battle to keep
strains pure and up to the standard they
have already attained, let alone any inn
provement. The practical results are
accomplished by men operating largely
for love Of the work, like Luther Bur-
bank in California and Eckford in Eng
land, as we'll as by the great seed mer-
chants. D. M. Ferry & Co., Of Detroit,
Mich, who are not only eternally vigil
liant to hold what ground has been gain
ed, but have corps Of trained specialists
backed by ample means to conduct new
experiments. The results OF their ex-
perience can be found in their 1905 Seed
Annual which they will send free to all
applicants.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-05
The solan Geese.

Richard, Bell in his book, "My
Strange Pets" tells of the solan geese,
which in Great Britain in bygone days
used to be sailed and dried for human
food: ''NIany years ago these dried
geese found their way to the lowlands
Of Scotland and were used as an appe-
tier. A small portion when eaten be-
fore meals was supposed to tickle the
appetite. In this connection I have
heard good story: A worthy farmer
in the neighborhood gave dinner par
ty, and when the dinner was in prog
ress he asked one of his guests If he
would have another portion upon
which the guest remarked, I think l
will, as ct a bit O. solan goose afore
l left hame and it has made me very
hungry upon which his neighbor said,
4 dinna believe in these solan geese.
for ct hall yin afore l cam ava
and dinna feel bit the hungrier.'"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-05
The Senses Of the Word.

The Senses of the Word.
"She is a lady in every sense Of the
word" exclaimed Blifkins.
'"Then she is the most remarkable
woman that ever lived" replied John
son.
"What do you mean? Aren't there
plenty of ladies in the world?"
Eyes, but not in every sense of the
word. For instance, If the woman is
what you say, she is not only woman
Of good family or of good breeding and
refinement, but she is also, according
to the Century Dictionary, "a sweetheart
local United States; slate measur-
Ing about sixteen inches broad by ten
long; the calcareous apparatus in the
cardiac part of the stomach of the lob
ster, the function of which is the tri-
turation of FOOD And if she is all
that her fortune is made in the mu-
scum line"
After that it was noted that Blifkins
usually pruned down the remark to
"she is lady" simply.-New Orleans
Times Democrat.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-05
ne naviovs yve.an, Z,

85t:s v00 00y1O0o woman
The train had pulled out of the ter
minal, and the conductor was on his
fare collecting tour. In one car there
sat alone woman dressed In deep
mourning, her heavy veil having been
lifted to allow breath Of air. When
the conductor approached her the wo.
man burst into tears.
AS she cried as IL her heart would
burst the conductor asked her what
was the matter. She sobbed this reply:
"Ten years ago took my first husband
over this road to be cremated, five
!. years ago took my second husband
on the same trip to the crematory, and
now am taking my third husband to
be condemned to ashes"
Just then there were loud sobs heard
coming from seat ON the opposite
side of the car. The conductor turned
and saw another woman crying. Ap.
preaching softly, he asked the weeping
one, "What is the matter, MADAME"
Taking her handkerchief from her
eyes, the second in tears answered,
''That woman has husbands to burn,
while can't get even ne."-Philadel-
phia Record.