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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Hound That Crows Like a Rooster

oamuel Riley. farmer living a few
miles from Evansville, Ind, owns a
-ooS that crows like a rooster. Before
giving vent to crow the dog stretches
himsei1 on his back and gives loud
yen. whenever the roosters crow at
midnight or at the break of day the
dog IS quick to get into the contest
Mr. Riley has one rooster for which
the dog seems to have a special affin-
ity. When the rooster crows the dog
Is sure to do likewise. The Growing
dog is an ordinary fox hound, but is
worthless for all purposes for which
he was bred.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
They All Lead,

AT recent good roads meeting oae
OF the speakers said that the main civ
llizing influences of country should
be placed in the follow ing order of i'm
portance, viz: Good roads, public
schools and churches. The point in
Volved was that if there are not good
roads, children will not go regularly
to school, and if uneducated they will
not have sufficient intelligence to at.
tend and get the most good from
church services.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Small Fish for North Sea.

1t was stated at a recent conference
bf the National Sea Fisheries Protec.
lion Association at Aberdeen that
here was widespread diminution of
Dood fishes in the North Sea, and the
opinion was expressed that something
must be done to restock it. Accord
ing to one speaker the WORK of trans
planting one or two million small
fishes should be commenced next
spring. The premier is to be asked
receive a deputation with a view to
legislation on the lines of the report
of the sewage commission so that oys-
ters may be rehabiltated into public
confidence.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

II have an unusually. intelligent
dog" said the man who lives to spin
yarns, when with party of friends.
"He was taught to say his prayers,
and if you'll believe me, that dog now
wags his tail whenever he sees a min
lister anywhere near him."
II have dog with even more in
telligence than that" quietly returned
a member of the party. "One day,
when he got out in the street, some
mischievous boys tied tin can to his
tail, and if you'll believe me, that dog
headed for the nearest saloon and
backed right up to the bar"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
The WORLDS Oldest Republic.

Switzerland is celebrating the ami
versary of its Inauguration under a
federal government, which stamps the
country as the oldest republic in the
world. The Swiss Confederation had
its origin in league composed for
three cantons OF Uri, Schwyz. and Un-
terwalden as far back as 1891. As
years went on other cantons Joined
the Confederation. some OF the latest
being the cantons of Geneva, Valais
and Neuchatel
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Iust Resentment.

The pretty girl with the auburn hair
had refused him.
Il never dreamed, Mr.. Smykins.
she said, that your attentions to me
were anything more than those OF a
friend"
"Oh. didn't you!" growled the young
man. "You thought was coming here
regularly once a week during the last
six months merely for the pleasure OI
seeing you eat a 50-cent box of candy
did you?"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Once Was Enouoh,

A London broker, a German Jew
had his hat tipped over his face by
another of the same race. A few
hours later the same friend met the
broker and attempted to repeat his
clever jest. The latter drew away
and raising his hand, said austerely:
Look here, mine friendt; to play | do
not mind sometime, but always, new
pr"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Most Ancient AImshouses.

What was probably the Oldest aims
house in the world has just been
closed after an existence OF 452 years.
1t was founded at Wansiedel, Bavaria,
by Christopher Wanner forty-one
years before Christopher Columbus
discovered America, for old men who
wore pointed white boards and wore
the costume of the founders day. 1t
has been closed because no more men
could be found who would wear this
medieval costume and the pointed
beard
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

make YOU irritable; you can't sleep.
you are unable to quietly and calmly
perform your daily tasks or care for
your children.
The relation of the nerves and gem
erative organs in woman is so close
that nine tenths of the nervous pros
tration, nervous debility, the blues,
sleeplessness and nervous irritability
arise from some arrangement of the
organism which makes her woman.
Fits of depression or restlessness and
irritability spirits easily affected, so
that one minute she laughs, the next
minute weeps; pain in the abdominal
region and between the shoulders;
loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia; a
tendency to cry at the least provoca-
tion-all these point to nervous pros
tration.
Nothing will relieve this distressing
condition and prevent months of pros
tration and suffering so surely as Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Mrs. M. E. shotwell, of 103 Flatbush
Avenue, BROOKLYN, N. Y, writes:
81 cannot express the wonderful relief I
have experienced by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. l suffered for
q long time with nervous prostration, back
ache, headache, loss Of appetite could
not sleep and would walk the door almost
every night
81 had three doctors and got no better, and
life was q burden. / was advised to try
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and it has worked wonders for me.
81 am a well woman, my nervousness is all
gone and my friends say look ten years
younger"
Will not the volumes of letters from
women made strong by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound convince
all women of its virtues? Surely you
cannot wish to remain sick, weak
and discouraged, exhausted each day,
when you can be as easily cured a.
other women.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
The First Word.

But" said the judge, you pro.
voked the fight"
No, l didn't" replied the prisoner
But you struck the first blow. Why
did you do that?'
"Bekase ne said to me: If Dim
wan. yere another and SO l soaked
i'm"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Aliens FootEase, a powder. 1t cures pain
full, smarting, nervous feet and ingrowing
nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery
of the age Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold by
all Druggists, 25c Trial package FREE.
Address A S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Many Children are SickIy.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders forChildren,
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's 5
Home, New York, cure Feverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
At all Druggists ,25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
This Is So.

We wish 10 state in as plain and
vigorous way as words can express it,
that Hunts Cure will positively, quick
ly and permanently cure any form of
Itching Skin disease known. One
box is guaranteed to cure. One appli.
cation affords relief
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
JENNY LIND's GREAT TRIUMPH
Won Jealous Rival by Sweetness o.
Simple Sonu

A beautiful little incident is
concerning Jenny Lind and G.
when they were rivals for popl
favor in London. Both were invi
to sing the same night at a court {
cert before the queen. Jenny l.
being the younger, sang first, and '
so disturbed by the fierce. scttI
look of Grisi that she was at the p
OF failure, when suddenly an ms
ton came to her. The accompl
was striking his final chords.
asked him to rise and took the J
seat. Her fingers wandered oY
keys in a loving prelude, am
she sang little prayer whi,.
had loved as child. She
sung it for years. AS she w
was no longer in the presenG -
atty, but singing to loving f "
her fatherland.
Softly at first the plaini 5
Singer
IL
seemed to throw her who
that weird, thrilling, plaL
er." Gradually the song ~
and ended in a sob. T
ence-the silence of adm,
The audience sat spell-T
Lind lifted her sweet ~:
into the scornful face Eau N.
concerted her. There
expression now; inste 1y,
90 80. s.ith the i'm
a.Ia;r the tropics,
g.; Lind's side,
n,aaos 49, ler, and kissed
her, utterly regardlf
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Survival of the Filter.

Two plumbers were in bank build
ing the other day, when an explosion
of gas wrecked the structure. Several
people were killed, but the plumbers
simply were blown out of the window
and picked themselves up unhurt.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

that | was laid up
I o ur months. I
had night sweats
and fainting spells
and dropped to 90
pounds. The urine
passed every few
minutes with in
tense pain and
looked like blood.
Dropsy set in and
the doctors decid-
ed [ could not live
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Nothing has yet taken the place Of
Garfield Tea, Natures remedy for kid
ney and liver trouble, constipation and
sick headache. Contains no harmful
ingredients. nothing but medicinal
herbs. Sold at all drug stores. Send
for free sample to Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, N. Y.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
c,,s.ld Tea. Mild Laxative,

You do not lift another's burden by
treating it lightly.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

A well supported movement is on
loot to erect a handsome monument
TO Joe Grimaldi, the clown, who died
IN 1897, and whose tombstone in the
graveyard at St James, Pentonville,
London, is in dilapidated condition
Gfimaldi was the originator of the
clowns slogan, Here we are again."
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Ny vile got me using DOan's Kidney
Pills, and as they helped me took
heart, kept on and was cured so thor
oughly that I've been well three
years"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
It's a Hustler.

Hunts Lightning Oil is up and do
ing all the time. 1t cures your aches.
pains, cuts, burns and bruises while
you sleep. Rub little on your mis-
cry and feel it disappear.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
"The ArmIess Man"

Said, "It wasn't money he wanted,
but somebody to scratch his back"
There are many with strong arms and
willing hands that have that same
yearning Hunts Cure will make
Back Scratching, or any other old
scratching totally unnecessary. 1t
knocks out any itcning sensation that
ever happened, and does it right now.
One application relieves.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
When Your Grocer SAYS

he does not have Defiance Starch, you
may be sure he is afraid to keep it un-
til his stock of II OF. packages are
sold. Defiance Starch is not only bet
ter than any other Cold Water Starch,
but contains 16 OF. to the package and
sells for same money as II OF. brands.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Cstarrh Cure.
FL CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O.
We the undersigned. have known F. J. Cheney
for the last is years and believe him perfectly hon.
orable in oil business transactions and financially
able carry ou. any obligations made py his arm.
WALDiHa, KINNAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. festimonials sent free Price IS cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Don't Delay.

II you have a bad cold. cough or
sore chest Go right in to cure it. You
can do so by using Simmons Cough
Syrup. It's sure and quick and will
save you money and health.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Medical EducaIon in the Philippines

Medical Educaon in the Philippines.
To supply th medical and sanitary
needs of the philippines 1000 or 5000
native physiians and sanitarians
should be edcated there during the
next 20 year. There Is unique op-
portunity forthe establishment of the
ideal university and affiliated profess
sional schools in the Philippines, and
there will be no lack Of earnest. capa'
BILE students.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

No heart is more hungry tfs4 the
one that follows for the loaves aNne.
Sisterliness is easily taken for sane.
tification-by the man who has it.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Try me just once and I am sure to
come again. Defiance Starch.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHH r.
BoYEx, Trinity Springs, Ind. Feb. Is. 1900.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The man with millions can never
understand why men with jobs should
go out on a strike
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

That is but an imperfect science
which studies world of effects and
neglects their cause.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

In tie photographers negative all
that iSsto be light is dark. and vice
versa. This world is only the negative
of the world to come, and what is dark
will be light hereafter
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Hard TO Move.

"Yes: I know M. Lingerlong."
They tell me he is very eaSy-go
Ing"
Not when he calls on me"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

If you would be respected and hap.
py, mind your own business.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The largest island in the world is
Greenland, with an area of 2,170,OD0
square kilometers.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

There are nearly 23,O00,000 horses
in European Russia. No other country
in the world has so many horses as
Russia.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Never accuse man of being honest
until you know the amount OF money
he has been offered as a bribe.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Elastic Currency Needed.

The need of an elastic CT is
especially felt at the season OF the
elastic Christmas stocking.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

A man who gets what he deserves
has his troubles.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Two swelled heads are not better
than one.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The first man to stereotype a news
paper was Charles Crake
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Bachelors have a difficult time in
Korea; they may not vote
There are plugs of all sorts-horses,
hats and men.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

It Is hardly ever worth while to &C
into an argument with a sore throat.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
HOW'S This :?

You may kill time, but it will come
back to haunt you.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

A favorite writer with most women
is the man who is capable Of writing
checks.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The time will come when our sins
themselves will be even more eloquent
than our excuses for thm.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

A man always finds what he looks
for In boy.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

MANY worthless man has goo
disposition.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Learning the duty OF happiness. we
discover the happiness of duty.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

KccANE's DETECTIVE AGENCY,
Houston, Texas, oper rates the largest force
of competent detectives In the South.
they render written opinions In cases not
handled by them. Reasonable rates.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Salvation Is lot more than sal
vage department.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Friend-What did the editor offer
you for your poem?
Poet-Half a crown.
"Why, that was an insult. What did
you say?"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The new Italian postage stamps viii
not bear the monarch's head.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The preacher whose first thought is
of drawing bis salary Is not doing
much at drawing souls.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The love of God is the only thin,
that will make you love all kinds o
people all the time.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Nothing. l pocketed the insult. y
Cassell's.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

he who considers himself a wit is
apt to be considered a bore by others
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

It's impossible to convince a girl
that exercise at a washtub improves
the complexion.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The only love that is wasted is that
which is paid out
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Worth Knowing

that Allcock's are the original and only
genuine porous plasters; all other so-called
porous plasters are limitations.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

II man is attentive to his wife it
is either because he loves her or is
afraid of her.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great tremedy-Cures
Coughs, Colds, Group and Consumption,
and all throat and lung troubles. At drug
gists, 25c., SOC. and 81 90 per bottle.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

1t takes more than whitewash to 81
man sQuarely with God.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Better blushing cheek than black
heart
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

No man SO nearly approaches non
entity as a prominent woman's huS.
band.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

With the exception of yourself, every.
body is more or less deceitful.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The Russo-Chinese bank at YOko-
hama is reopening.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Mrs. Winsiows Soothing Syrup.
For children eeth!ng softens the gums reduces In.
nammatioB, aays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Not all women who are proud OF
their figures are expert calculators.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The trouble with taking day of
is that you can't put 1t back.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Glory may be but another name Tor
greed.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Many man who would make a first
rate candle is making grand fizzle rs
an arc light
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Hamlet" was the first plf Sil
Henry Irving saw as a boy.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinne Tablets. Drug.
gtsts refund money IL IL fails to cure. E w.
GROVES signature is on each box. 25c.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

4 GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind, Bleeding, Protrudng Piles. Drug.
gfsts authorized TO refund money II PAZO
OINTMENT fails TO cure In to IA days. SO.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
ISEO FROM A DEATH-RED.
Pitts, Once Pronounced IncurabIe,
Has Been Well Three Years.

. e. Pitts, 60 Hathaway St, Show
an, Me-, says: Seven years ago
hack ached and | was SO r1ln down
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Opportunity is the measure ooll
cation.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

Meekness does not buy mastery ;
the cost of manliness.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24
Nervous Women
Their Sufferinss Arc Usually
Due to Female Disorders
Perhaps Unexpected
A MEDICINE THAT CURES

Can we dispute
TIL g we'll known
that American
women are ner-
lvous =?
| How often DOVE
hear the express
sion, 81 am so ner-
lvous, it seems as if
u should fy;;' or,
/" Don't speak to
me. " Little things
1apuOv YOU and
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

There are no newsboys In Spain.
Women sell newspapers on the street.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

The history of coal is Comparatively
modern.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer., 1906-02-24

A beautiful little incident is told
concerning Jenny Lind and Grisi
when thew wpra rivals for pOnuIaz
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1906-04-26
THE BEGINNING AND END.

In the beginning Of the Bible we find
new world. "ln the beginning God
created the heavens and the earth" At
the end of the Bible we find new
world 81 saw new heaven and a new
earth"
AT the beginning We find Satan enter
ing to deceive and destroy. At the
end we lind him bound and cast out
that he should deceive the nations no
more"
AT the beginning sin and pain and
sorrowing and sighing and death lind
entrance To the world. AT the end there
shall be no more pain Dor sorrowing nor
signing, and no more death.
AT the beginning the earth for man IS
transgression is cursed with thorns and
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1906-04-26

To a pure, sensitive, and ailccti0uate
mind, every act of finding fault, or
dealing in condemnation, is an act OF
pain. 1t is only when we have become
callous to the world, and strangers to
sentiments OF compassionate love, that
we are able to play with unconccrn the
parts OF prosecutors and slandercrs, and
that We can derive any pleasure from
malignlty and revenge, He who Is the
first to copdcmn, will be often the last
to forgive.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1906-04-26
81 a Year in Advance.

thist(es At the tHd there shall be no
more curse, but the throne Of Cod and
the Lamb shall be in it,
At the beginning we find the tree of
life in Paradise, from which the sinner
is shut away by a flaming sword lest he
eat and live forever. At the end We
find the tree OF life again In the midst
of the Paradise of God" and the blessed
blood-washed ones have right to the
tree Of life and center through the gates
into the city,"
At the beginning man was brought
beneath the dominion of death and
the grave. At the end "the dead, small
and great, shall stand before God the
sea gives up her dead, and death and
hell are destroyed in the lake of fire"
At the beginning the first Adam lost
his dominion over the earth ana was
driven out OF the Garden Of Eden in
shame and sorrow. At the end We find
the second Adam victorious over sin
and death and hell, cnthroned ao King
and Lord ofall and rcigning in triumph
and glory forever
We give you the above wonderful
collection Of gems Of truth to write in
your new 'lntcr.lcaved" Bible and on
the tablets of your heart, and truly as
they find entrances into your soul they
must bring you very near to the King
dom.