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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05
INTRoD UoTORr.

Father, mother wants yer" ''Wha'
she want of me ilow?" ''She don't
want nothing Of yer, but she says she's
goin' to give yer something. The Tat
Ter.
Scribbles-I think I'll write a sonnet
to Miss Lovey Crlttick-Dont do It.
1t may turn her against you. Scribbles
I thought she liked poetry. Crittick-
So she does.- Philadelphia Ledger,
Pearl" Helen married? Why, she
told me that she wouldn't accept the
best man that walks"
Ruby-"WelI Harry don't have to
walk. He owns an automobile. Chi
cago News.
Our Johns goin' to be a preacher. I
guess" said Farmer Korntop, "jedgin
from what his college professor seq
about him" What's that?' asked his
wife. He SEE he's inclined to be bibu-
lous. Philadelphia Ledger,
"Oh, that mine enemy would write a
book!" I cried And straightwav he
did--a cook book. Philadelphia Record
Tonl-Was Ethel shy when you stole
kiss from her? Dick-Well, she was
shy kiss anyway, Boston Transcript.
IN. White" remarked the car. you
have given me your resignation again,
l see.'
Yes, sire"
well, l want to remark that the
string attached to it Is getting frayed."
Philadelphia Ledger,
Prisoner" said the judge, stand up.
Have you anything to say why judg-
ment of the court should not now be
pronounced against your"
I'D like to say, your honor" answer.
ed the prisoner, that l hope you viii
not allow your mind to be prejudiced
against me by the poor defense my
lawyer put up for me. I'll take 1t as
a great favor II your honor will just
give me the sentence I'd have got If I
pleaded guilty in the first place. -
Chicago Tribune.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

i 1t easy to increase the amount as many
times as necessary.
For the second course select small,
| firm tomatoes, one for each person,
After wlping out a small piece from the
stem ends of each. scoop out the seeds
and soft centre and turn upside down
to drain, sprinkle the inside of each
with salt, pepper and chopped parsley,
then carefully drop in a raw egg and
arrange the tomatoes about an inch
apart in large buttered pans Before
placing in the hot oven dust with salt
and pepper and add a small piece Of
butter. The eggs will set in about eight
minutes. Put a tomato on each plate
and pour round it a spoonful of well
seasoned brown sauce to which a few
chopped mushrooms have been added
With this serve sandwiches made by
toasting thin crustless slices of bread,
buttering quickly and making into
sandwiches with filling Of very thin
ly sliced boiled ham broiled just enough
to color. The sandwiches are served
cold and nirnolas with them.
turn and let stand for an hour or more.
Cut the meat fine Drain off the liquor
and add to it sufficient milk 10 make
pint. Cook together until mixed and
bubbling two tablespoonfuls Of butter
and four heaping tablespoonful Of
-four; gradually add the liquid, stirring
until smooth and thick. Cook five
minutes over hot water, add the lobster
season highly with salt, cayenne, lemon
juice and few drops of onion juice;
cook another five minutes, add two
beaten yolks of two eggs and two
tablespoonfuls of chopped parsley, stir
and set aside until cold. Form into
small outlets, lay on Toured board
When all are made egg and crumb
them and fry golden brown in deep
smoking hot fat Drain on soft paper
and stand on end in a biscuit pan lined
with heavy unglazed paper. When
needed set the pan in a hot oven just
long enough to heat through In serv-
ing put spoonful of cream sauce on
each plate, lay in it outlet, sprinkle
with trife of chopped parsley and
pass the buttered rolls.
Clean and roast pair of medium
sized ducks; do not stuff them, While
still rare take from the oven and set
aside. When cold cut the meat into
inch strips or pieces; break the car
casses, cover with quart Of water and
boil slowly for two hours, seasoning
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

when two thirds done. When strained
there should be a scant pint. To this
add the cut meat, a cupful of mort
wine, two tablespoonfuls OF butter. three
tablespoonful Of mushroom catsup.
four teaspoonfuls Of lemon Juice and
sprigs of parsley, cover closely and SIM
ner for half an hour; taste, season and
simmer ten minutes longer. To ac-
company this course cut into small
bows or dice sufficient raw potatoes to
make a heaping quart Boil in slight
ly sailed water until almost tender.
then drain. Return to the sauce pan,
drop over them three tablespoonful of
butter cut in bits little at time and
stand at the side of the fire; carefully
shake or turn through now and then
for ten minutes that the butter may be-
absorbed. Just before serving sprinkle
them with a little chopped parsley,
One large fowl will give sufficient
meat to serve more than ten persons.
Clean and disjoint it then cover with
boiling water and simmer slowly until
very tender, seasoning when half done.
Lift from the liquor (Which can be
utilized in some way) and set aside I'M
til cold then remove skin and fat and
cut the meat in half inch dice. At
this season celery is difficult, If not i'm
possible to obtain lettuce and will pro-
badly have to be substituted. Tare
the green leaves into shreds and mix
with the meat using equal proportions
of the two. In bowl beat slightly the
yoke Of two raw eggs with teaspoon
full Of lemon juice, half teaspoonful Of
salt and a dash of cayenne. Gradually
stir in olive oil until the mixture is
very thick; thin slightly with few
drops of lemon Juice or vinegar Alter
nate the oil and acid until pint Of oil
has been used and the mixture is quite
stiff and jelly-like. Keep on ice until
needed. Marinate the chicken with a
French dressing and in an hour add to
it part of the mayonnaise with a
French dressing and in an hour add to
it part of the nayonnaise thinned
with lemon juice. Use the remainder
of the mayonnaise as a garnish for the
salad.
CORNELIA c. BEDFORD.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

organization Of the proletariat into a
class party, and the specialization of the
means of production and exchange-in
other words, the establishment of a COL
iectivist or communist society-are the
main planks of the platform. The So
cialist Radicals point to the brilliant
achievements of the last legislature,
the Separation bill, the two years mill
tary service bill, and the suppression OF
Church schools, as an earnest of the
reforms, such as a progressive Income
tax and law on workmen's pensions
which the next Chamber, if really re-
publican, will be able to achieve.
Economic and social equality! What
an idea!
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

Billions, the trust magnate, had come
back to his native village, the little,
lonely burg among the hills.
The old squire was among the first
to shake the returned wanderer by the
hand.
AHA, Squire" Billions jovially cried,
II thought you said I'd never be rich.
You lost out on that prophecy, didn't
you?"
II never said you wouldn't be rich, p"
the squire retorted, Il said you'd never
have any money of your own; and by
crlnus, I still say Philadelphia
Bulletin.
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ADVERTISING RArra

Situations. Wants. Rents. and other
sraan advertisements, One Cent Word
each insertion. Five Cents a Word for
q full week.
Display advertisements, per inch. one
insertion. eLao each subsequent inser-
ton, 90 esntss one week, saa0, one
month. SIC, one year. $40.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05
MORE TESTIMONY.

Ida M. Tarbell and Thomas w. Law
son have tried to show us that the
Standard OIL Company is not a benev-
olent concern, and many unprecedented
people think they have succeeded. Now
come Mr.. Garfield, Commissioner Of
the Bureau of Corporations in the De-
partment of Commerce and Labor, and
Mr.. Roosevelt, President Of the United
States, making a similar effort And
many unprejudiced people will think
that they too have succeeded.
Verify the United States has been
long suffering with this particular octo-
pus. 1t seems to be certain that the
Standard Oil Company has been profit
ing greatly by rate determinations,
and that it has, largely by unfair or I'M
lawful methods, crushed out home com
petition. So says the President Of the
United States, and so have said many
others who were not so prominent, but
have studied the matter.
1t now looks very much as if the
United States intends to teach the
Standard Oil company and other too
selfish octopuses that they don't own
this free country, and can't do as they
please in 1t. If the worm really turns
there will be a turning worth seeing.
But "The System" will die hard,
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

a 1uryman went asleep the other day
during the closing speech Of one OF the
counsel tn the case in an English court.
Tne judge had him awakened and
asterniy rebuked him. my lord said
the juror, Il was under the impression
that was sworn to give verdict ac-
cording to the evidence, not according
to the speeches.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05
A JUNE WEDDING BREAKFAST.

The following menu will answer
equally well for a small home we'd
ding in early June, or a. formal lunch
con. In the former case 1t would UNI
doubtedly be advisable to seat the
guests at a number of small tables
while on the latter occasion, unless a
large party is planned for, one large
table would be used. Roses, lilacs,
daises and other flowers, wild and culti-
waited, are in full bloom in early June
so that there can be wide choice in
the way of decorations. The linen
should be white, the main decorations
centering about the bridal table. The
strawberries should be Of good size and
are to be served unhulled, passing small
bowls of powdered sugar with them.
After the fruit course coffee, If desired,
may appear and be served throughout
the meal.
Strawberries
Canada Eggs
Pimolas Toast Sandwiches
Lobster Outlets Cream Sauce
Finger Rolls
Saint of Duck with Olives
Potatoes a la Parisienne
Chicken Salad Cheese Straws
Ice Cream Fancy Cakes
Coffee
This gives a menu Of six courses and
in giving quantities a service sufficient
for ten persons is planned for, making
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

The ulernas Of the University Of AL
Azham have decided as to the phono-
graph and insurance that there is moth
ing In Islamio doctrine to forbid Mos
lens to listen to the phonograph, and
that, II the verses of the Koran are
suitably intoned from the photograph
the listener may be justly considered
to be performing an act of worship.
Fire and insurance are, however, con-
demned by the sheik as a gambling
transaction contrary in spirit to the
teaching of the Koran.
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DELIVERED By CARRIERS IN THE
CITY. - CENTS A WEEK. so CENTS
a MONTH. 50 FOR SIX MONTHS. So
a YEAR. THE sAnEE TERMS BY
NAIL SINGLE COPPER cENra
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

Clarence Mackay and Robert Collier
officials of the Lincoln Memorial asso-
citation, announce that the birthplace of
Abraham lincoln in Larue county,
Kentucky, will be converted into a ma
tional park, and that 100000 will be
spent in improving the property. Guy
Lowell, a landscape architect of Boston.
is to lay out the work. There are ITO
acres in the rolling tract, which Is nat
urally adapted for park purposes. While
the park will be open to the public, and
called national park, 1t will not be
turned over to the United States gov
eminent, but will remain in the care
of the lincoln Farm association.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

The Bureau Of American Republics
Is to have building of Its own in
Washington, in which a commercial
museum will be established and which
will serve as a permanent headquarters
for the bureau. 1t is proposed to spend
about s125,0O0, Of which the United
States will have to contribute about
$4,000 and the South American coun-
tries the remainder The South Amer
leans find the bureau, with It's monthly
report, a helpful agency in developing
their trade and have consented to pro-
long the life of the bureau by an ar
rangement renewable at the end of ten
years.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

The French do some things well.
The civil ceremony Of marriage in
France is always accompanied by a gift
from the government to the welded
pair This gift is in the form of a
book which contains an official record
of the marriage and blank pages for
recording births, marriages and deaths.
In addition to these features there is
another, the most important of all.
This embraces special instructions, pre-
pared by the Academy of Medicine, con-
corning the care of young children.
There are thirty-fve specific instruc-
tions, and they relate to the feeling and
clothing of infants and their proper
safeguarding in certain emergencies,
and ait different periods Of development.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-05

A missionary lately returned from
South America says that an Indian
tribe there worshiDs Bismarck as a
god. Last year the Indian tribes crops
were failing from drouth. The chief
having seen at a farmers hut the pic
ture of the Iron Chancellor, cut out
from an illustrated German paper, ask
ed the farmer to make him a present
of the print, which request was will
ingly agreed ito. Thereupon the Indians
brought the picture in great procession
Ito their temple, and, strange to say, a
welcome rain watered the lands of the
tribe. Since that time the deity Of the
chancellor, whom the Indians call Biln-
barko, is firmly established.
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TRB OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB.
EIsHED I'M coNNECTIcUT.
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THEr WEEKLY JOURNAL.
tssued Thursdayn, One Dollar a YeaA
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HEw haven, COME.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-06-23
Pleasant Anair.

The Misses Thurman. of South Third
street. entertained most pleasantly
with an al fresco supper and theater
party on Thursday evening at Wallace
park In compliment to their guest,
Miss Eva Digger. of Paris. Tenn. In
c!uded were: Misses Elsie Hoewisher.
Efie Jones. Lille Maret. Jessie Par
klns. Clara Phillips, Elsie Peter,
Katie Berger Mary Barricman. Cora
Wilson. Geraldine Wilson. Hthel Rob
inson, Flossie Thurman, ortance Thur
man. Mrs Kirchhoif. Mrs. J. c. Pet
tit Mrs. George c. Parker, Mrs. E. ID.
Thurman and Messrs Marshall Jones.
Jerman Wilkerson. Allie Roberts,
Earle Williams. Loney valeh. jim
Wellington. Ed Watts. Brooks Holli-
day. Joe Glrk. Jesse Thurman. Wal
lace Cash. Willis Hollins.
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Heart Takcn Out and washed.

Los Angeles, Cal, June 23.-To
have h,s heart taken out and the par
ticles c. sand washed from it as II
beat. and still survive. has been the
experience of c. A. Mccartney, a Pas
adena contractor. While riding a
motorcycle he came in collision with
hay wagon, and a wooden rake
prong pierced his breast. The sur
geOns found that particles Of sand
from the road had been driven into
the wound as far as the heart. They
took that organ out. washed It thor
oughly and then replaced It. The
other internal injuries were attended
TO. the cavity in the body sewed up,
ami the indications are that Mozart
ney will recover.
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pelig.stfnl surprlse Purity.

Miss Wayne Bauer was given an
unusually pleasant birthday surprise
party Monday evening at her home
on North Eighth street. Punch was
handed during the evening and ices
and cakes we're served at 10 o'clock.
An impromptu dance in the parlors
was one OF the delightful diversions.
P.1seHt were: Misses Alma Higgins,
OF ST. Louis; Fred Paxton, Vera John
sion. Ruby Michael, Elsie Hodge,
Carrie Griffith. Garnett Buckner,
Marguerite Schwab, Eleanor Cabell,
Eva Bauer. Lucille We'll, Messrs.
Durward Sutton. Charlie Rieke, Salem
Cope. VIII Reddlck, Leslie Puryear.
Guy Martin Willie Henneberger, VIII
Scott. Bon Griffith and George Wal,
lace.
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Delightful Eyersing.

A very pleasant river outing
with supper on the sandbar opposite
the city was enjoyed by a gay party
on Wednesday. After the return 10
town the evening was pleasantly
spont at the Hills home. on North
Ninth street. whore music was de
lightful feature. In the party were:
Misses Mabel Jackson, of Flint, Mich.
Blanche Hills. Katherine Powell
Belle Cave Frances Wallace. Marjorie
Scott; Messrs. Frank Davis, Cade
Davis, Robert Wallace, Grover Jack
son. David Roger. Edwin Paxton
Stewart Slnnott.
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Fully Two Hundred Visitors
Are Expected.
Banquet TO BE Given At Palmer
House At Night After the Work
Il Over.
OVER FIFTY CANDIDATES READY

The Knights of Columbus will in
itiate a class of about 81 new mem
bers Sunday and the occasion prom
ises to be an interesting one. The To-
cal council will put on the first de-
gree, the greensboro council the sec
ond degree and the Louisville coun-
Gil the third degree.
The Louisville, greensboro, Cairo,
Jackson. Tenn. and Murphysboro
councils have been invited to attend
and 1t is thought at least 200 visit
ing knights will be present.
The exercises will occupy the
greater part OF the time from 1870
o'clock in the afternoon until $3.50
AT night. and following banquet
will be given at The Palmer to the
visiting knights and the local mem
bers plates being laid for three hun
dred.
a number of ladies are expected
with the visitors and they will be en-
tertained at dinner at The Palmer
at 1880 o'clock. The knights will at
tend the 1880 mass at st. Francis
Dc Sales church in a body Sunday
morning and special music has been
prepared for the occasion.
Col. John j. Dorian will be the
toastmaster at the banquet and fol
lowing are the toasts:
Our Neighborhood Knights-P. II.
Smith. Cairo.
ANY And Everything-Lucicn Dru-
ry Morganfield.
Knights of Columbus. J. Fitz-
gerald, Louisville.
Our Sate-James S. Rodman, ow-
ensboro.
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SurpriSc Wedding.

Mr.. C. 4. Nelson, of New Paris.
Ind. and Mrs. Salie Utterback Hol-
comb. of Sikeston, Mo-, were married
at the home of the Rev. w. w Arm
strong. OF the Trimble street Metho-
dist church. Friday night at $3.50
O'Clock. The marriage ceremony was
quiet and simple. only a few intimate
friends and near relatives of the cou-
pc being present. The wedding was
a surprise to the friends of the
bride, who has been in Paducah on a
visit several weeks. After visiting rel.
atives in West Kentucky several
weeks Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson will re-
turn to New Paris to reside.
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Pavilion Dance.

A very delightful dance was CIV
en- last evening at the Wallace park
dancing pavilion. II was In especial
compliment to the visiting girls and
to those home from college. The
young men were the hosts OF the ev-
ening. Among those present we're:
Misses Faith Langstaff, Marjorie
Scott, Blanche Hills, Halle Hlsey
Elizabeth Sinnott, Belle Cave, Fran
ces Wallace. Lillian Gregory, Martha
Rodes. of Danyille. Ky; Helen Deck
err. Lille Mae Winstead, Mabel Jack
son. of Flint, Mich; Helen Hills,
Mary Scott, Nelia Hatfield. Dorothy
Langstaff. Alma Higgins. st. Louis;
Carrie Griffith, Florence Loeb, Gar
nette Buckner. Elsie Hodge. Henri
Alcott. Marjorie Loving. Anita Keil-
er. Rosebud Hobson. Lillian Hobson.
Elizabeth Sebree. Corlnne Winstead.
Messrs. Charles Cox, Frank Davis.
Sam Dryfuss. Ben Frank, Richard
Donovan, Grover Jackson, II. NJ.
Prather. John Miller. Clay Kidd, Har-
ny Singleton. VIII Baker, Guy Mar
tin, VIII RinLleff, Tom Coburn, Hen
ry Henneberger. Ned Ashbrook, Rob
Guthrie. Guy Jones. Richard Arnold.
Louisvllle; Harry Spillane, Zach
Hayes. Rcy Culley. Robert Wallace.
John Cullinainae. w. T. sturtevant,
DR.. J. T. Gilbert. Walter Uri. St.
Louis.
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Acute Rheumatism.

Deep tearing or wrenching pains,
occasioned by getting wet through;
worse when at rest, or on first NOV
ing the limbs and in cold or damp
weather. is cured quickly by Bal
lard's Snow Llnlment. Oscar Oleson,
"A year ago was troubled with a
in my back. It soon got so bad ]
could not bend over. One bottle OF
Billiards. Snow Liniment cured me"
Sold Dy Alvey & List.
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THE BRIDGE PLAYERs OMAR

Come, deal the hands, and forth the
score-cards bring.
Bridge is the Rage. the Fashion and
the Thing.
What though the House is left to keep
Itself2
What though the Cook and Maid are
on the Wing?
Whether in Oshkosh or in Oregon.
Whether for Cash. for Prizes or for
Fun.
The Bridge Clubs grow more numer-
GUS day by day
The Books on Bridge keep selling
one by one.
Each moon dozen Bridge Teams
brings. you say.
But where's the Duplicate Whist OF
yesterday?
And the next Fad that strikes the
Social World
May sweep both Game and Rubber
quite away.
The Moving Pencil writes. and. hav-
ing writ,
There stands tho score--and no ex-
cuslng wit.
No loud Post-Mortem can It's Figures
change,
Your only Safety is to play to 1t.
A Pair OF Ten-spols underneath the
Borgh.
An Ace. Knaye. Nine, lonely King.
and Thou.
With all the other Face-Cards in the
Pack
All. such No-Trumps are Paradise
Enow!
Priscilla Leonard In July
Harper's Bazaar
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DEFINITIONS OF :. EIss.

Cupid's sealing wax.
Loves current coin
Two little smacks ia collision.
The full stop in lovers dialogue
The seal that stamps many future.
"A woman's most effective argument.
Woman's passport to her husband
purse.
The mutual interchange of microbes
The most popular ''smack" on the
sea OF life.
A wireless message from the lips Of
the heart.
A thing of no use to one. but
much priced by two.
A perfect chord sounded from two
harmonious souls.
The only really agreeable two-faoed
action under tho sun.
The aag of truce in the petty wars
of courtship and marriag
A kiss is the thermometer by which
we measure the affections.
The thInderclap OF the lips that FOL.
lows the lightning of the eyes.
Something which. once given. car
not be taken back but is often re
tprned.-Western Review.