Bisbee daily review., 1906-11-04

| cccAu tV Do kdt anu Soitu, ME- 0OWSefs but as matter of fact am too spirit uelle to stand much pain"
 Mrs. Bowser had to laugh. She would -haye had to had he been standing over her with an ax. She led the way up- stairs and was for dropping the sub ject. but Mir Bowser hadn't had his say yet.
 "In case this milk and water diet doesn't stave o6 appendicitis and the results are fatal you will And all my business papers in the safe." he ob- served as he walked up and down.
 s"very we'll" = Nay Marry fl sAs WfaAas. You win not be forced to marry to keep a roof over your head" l "Eo."
 Naturally I would rather you would not marry at all, but I am not going to exact any promise. Irdo. wish. how ever. that you would visit my grave once in awhile. I shan't know it. of course. but it will help you not to for get me"
 '.I shall visit 1t once in two weeks during good weather" she replied as she saw his lip trembling. That is all I ask. The doctor as sured me that milk and water would have a presentiment. Mrs. Bowser-a presentiment that appendicitis will come and terminate fatally"
 And I have a presentiment that I shall some day meet that fool of doc tor and tell him what think of him. It's just biliousness that ails you, and a dose or two of calomel would set you to singing. There are yellow streaks under your eyes. and those mean bill iousness and nothing else"
 MT. Bowser shook his head and heav- ed sigh that finally terminated in groan and brought the cat out from under the piano. Then he started down the hall and put on his hat.
 Are you going out?" was asked. I'm going after q quart of milk. may wake up in the night and want a drink I may also talk with the drug | gist If he isn't busy. 1 am sure he would help you about the funeral ar rangements." Druggist Diagnoses Case. i Mrs. Bowser was glad to have him go. She knew the druggist was a blunt spoken man and would diagnose the case pretty speedily. She therefore ran into neighbours for an hour. MT. Bowser made his way to the druggists, and. not finding him rushed, he began:
 Doe, take careful look at my face will youT
 Cert. Thinking of trading 1t of for a new onew
 Does my phiz tell you anything?"
 Not much. It never did The yell low streaks under your eyes show that you are bilious"
 "what do pains in the back signifyT
 "Rheumatism. generally"
 And roaring in the head?"
 "A cold"
 And when your teeth seem too long?"
 "A little neuralgia in the jaws. Why. what do you think ails your
 T was told by doctor this morning that those symptoms heralded an at tack of appendicitis"
 Herald your grandmother! Some body has been making a fool of you again. You may have appendicitis some day, but 1t won't come on that way What did the so called doctor tell you to do?"
 Drink milk and water" sighed Mir. Bowser.
 You ought to be kept on that diet for the rest of your natural life. Didn't Mrs. Bowser say the fellow was a hum buzz
 "Well-er-you know
 Tells Him to Go Eat.
 "Of course she did, and of course he is. Go home and eat a hearty dinner. Eat as much as you want tomorrow and then take some calomel. Say. man, If you hadn't the wife you have some body would get the socks of your feet"
 Mir. Bowser didn't jaw back. He was too elated. Ten minutes later the cook was heaping the remains of that boiled dinner on the table, and he was eating like Michigan lumberman. Mrs. Bow ser came home and surprised him at it. | VEIL yOu cdW tuC OI uBSiots chC 4oc- ried as he refilled his plate.
 ''The druggist? What aboutT'
 About your threatened appendi- citis."
 q hadn't heard anything about be- ing threatened"
 But you gave up s to fool of a doctor this morning to tell you to live on a milk and water diet for the next four days"
 My dear woman" said Mir. Bowser between huge bites. please go away. You are laboring under hallucination. You have somehow got me mixed up with your Uncle Joe or your brother Sam. Go away while I get few mouthfuls to eat.' M. QUAD.