Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-11-24
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Mrs. Slummer-Doe your husband
rink regularly? Mrs. Hogan-No.
num; my wages isn't steady.-Judge
Giles-Unele Sam ought to send a lot
IF our servant girls to China Miles
What for?. Gi,eS-To smash lt.--Chi-
ago News.
Author-Could you give me an APP
t4ropriate motto for my essay ON SEA
oyage? Trayeler-Yes "slc trnl.>.S
baltimore American.
Archie is fairly going crazy over
his new automobile" That's strange.
every time I've seen him he has been
J going crazy under it.'--Chicago Trio-
Inc.
| MiStress-You can't entertain your
Ompany in the parlor Bridget--m
amt Why. mum. didn't yea hear
/ him laughin' it 10 shpllt?--New York
/ sun.
The man marry" declared Miss
slider must be capable of great self
'acrihce." Yes" murmured Miss
Younger, he'll have TO Cleveland
leader.
Motto over the walls of a school in
Germany: When wealth Is lost, moth
ug Is lost" when hes!th is lost,
something is lost When character
$ lost, all Is lost"
"Tt ,,ann,s bts ,,naIo f.,u .,,t ~ ., bntoA
window in Europe" "Graciousl
Any bones brokenT Not one" MOP"
No, he was merely drowned, II hap
oencd In Venice" -- Philadelphia
ledger.
why In the world dill Snlggsley
want TO marry his divorced wife
lgain?" 1T seems that she'd saved mp
al the almony he paid her during the
ears they lived apart. '-Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
Wife, caught Bridget starting tine
ire this morning with paratlinc, John.
/ husband How much do We owe herF
Wife Four months wages, Husband
/ Well let her go on with the parat-
Inc Clipped.
/ Anxious Parent Doctor, my daugh-
or appears TO be going blind, and she
I = about To be married. Doctor~ict
! ler go right on with the wedding. Ii
lnything can open her eyes, marriage.
will Stray Stories.
There goes woman WITH Il MS
Z Dry" remarked the clerk in book
store. as Il lady passed out at the front
ioor. How do you know quericd
he proprietor because" explained
he clerk Il just sold it to her.
'ugo Daily News
uousemaid- goin' 70 leave you,
num I'm goin' to work for Mrs.
Monk an would you give me good
difference. mum? Mistress-To work
or Mrs Monk Certainly; I'll give
,ou n glowing reference. | bate that
woman. Scissors.
81 am afraid. madam, said gen
! leman who was looking for country
odglngs. that the house ls too near
! he station TO he pleasant" 1T Is n
/ little noisy" asscnted the iandlady,
! hut from the front veranda one has
! uch fine view Of people who miss the
/ rains Tit Bits.
20 :" remarked the first fox hunter.
/ you should have seen Mr.. Nuritch
AXE that high hedge" You surprise
ne =" exclaimed the other. II thought
he horse he rode wasn't much of "A
Jumper" oh! the horse didn't take
he hedge MIR, Nurltch lid Il alone"
Philadelphia Press.
His Coachman Professor. why Is 1t
hat the moon alus sho>e- the same
ace? The Professor That is due To
he circumstance that It's revolution
ipon It's axis is coincident with the
evolution 1t makes In its orbit The
'oarhnan-T hnnkee. | hort u was
omethn' like that Chicago Tribune.
Il thought said Mrs. OIdcastle.
that you intenard to have DAu5er.
he great mural painter, do some work
tor you" we did" replied her host
ST. "but Josiah discharged him. lie
rled to cheat rs by paintin on the
walls. s'posc because he didn't want
o spend any money for canvas. Chi
ago Record Herald.
They say you get 80 marks "a
nonth ! can't believe IL; tell me
.o,, u get 10 marks salary then
don't pay uy rent 80 marks: that's
80 marks; owe the miltman 30