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Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-05-05
Just as Well.

A Scotsman went To dentist with
a toothaehe. The dentist told him he
would only get relief by having it out,
Then must hae gas" said the
Scotsman,
While the dentist was getting ii
ready the Scotsman began TO count
his money.
The dentist sand, somewhat testify,
"You need not pay until the tooth is
out"
81 ken that" said the Scotsman,
"but as ye're aboot TO max me un-
conscious / jist want TO see hoo i
STAN"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-05-05
A Card of Thanks.

l hereby tender my thanks to the
party who burned my barn last Sun
day for leaving it for my use fer
twenty years.
:, Very respectfully,
". NJ. BURNHAM
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-05-05

Speaking Of untried experiences;
There is that for some people of dis
covering that an enjoyable evening
may be spent without saying word
against anybody.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06
Women Suffrasists
To Demand Ballot

Baltimore. Nd. Feb. G.--Delegatcs
To the thirty eighth annual convention
OF the National American Woman
Suffrage association. which begins It's
sessions Ia the Lyric theatre tomor'
fOw. have taken Baltimore by storm,
and the headquarters At the Hotel
Belvedere are crowded with repre-.
sentative women, many Of whom have
journeyed from far distant points Ia
the south and the northwest and from
the Pacific coast states. Susau b.
the Rev. Anna Hosard
Shaw. Kate NJ. Gordon. Alice Stone
Blackwell. Harriet Taylor Upton and
other officers and workers In the
movement Of national reputation have
arrived. A meeting Of the executive
committee takes place this evening
for. the consideration and approval OF
the officers reports. These reports
show that the past year has been one
Of unusual activity In all branches OF
the association work.
The sessions in this city will con-
time until next Monday. On Thurs
day OF next week an adjourned meet
ing will be held in Washington. There
will be congressional hearing on the
morning OF that day and In the even
ing q public celebration will be held
OF the Eighty.sixth birthday OF Miss
Anthony.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06
a CALL 70 THE HoosiERs.

A call 10 hereby made for ~ per
sons living in New Mexico who were
born in indiana, or who resided theirs
i've years or more and cIsfrsd theit
residence there, TO meet At the city
hall, IN las Vegas. Friday evening
February .. At 8 o'clock, sharp, foI
the purpose Of organizing = club ~
TO be known as the indiana Club d
New Mexico, such club to be = per
manen organization.
This cali is general for men, Wo
men and children, and the Hoosiers
are requested to turn out in force.
We will be pleased to hear from
such Hoosiers as r In symp7th,
with this movement, but who are WI
able to be present.
Dated this January 81. 1905
e. v. LONG,
r. e. OLNEY,
w. B.. BUNKER.
w. {. coRTNER,
cHAs. s. PETERSON,
JOS. 6. SHARP.
LA
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06
PERSONALS

Nat We'll Is down from Ocate OF
business.
A Macarthur was In from Wagon
Mound yesterday,
Santa Fe Agent W. X. Brown Il
here from El Paso.
g. w. Bond Of Wagon Mound 10 II
the city on legal business.
s. X. Sydes went to Denver this
afternoon on No. 2 on important bust
ness. ~
J. 8. Ferguson. who represents the
Carson. Pierre dry goods house. Is here
today.
DR.. r. r. Lord. who spent Sunday
In Ssnta Fe. returned to the city last
might. {,
r. J. Fitzgerald and wife OF Dsavei
arrived last night to spend several
dsya In the city.
: w. F. Bowen returned to hfs home
at Omaha this afternoon after visiting
for some time In this city.
Mrs. J. II. Moore has returned from
her Visit to Fl Paso, greatly benefited
by her stay, In the lower altitude.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. l.. Goodwin. tour
lists from Rochester. N. Y. stayed over
yesterday on their way to the Pacific
coast
Don Eugenio Romero returned yes
terday from the south, where he has
been looking after his big lumber
business.
win C. Barnes. who returned yes
~tcrday from Denver, reports that he
left Colonel E. G. Austen sick In bed
with d cold.
Eugene A. Fiske, a prominent at
torney Of Santa Fee, is In the city today
on business connected with. the Aqua
Negra case.
Leon Nelson, q well known stock
man OF Anton Chico. returned to his
home today after t~ransacting business
in this city. Z
e. s. Jones, who brought his wife
to this city for her health. returned tC
Chicago today after seeing her COM
fortably located.
George r. Sisson. wife and daugh.
ter. Oklahoma people Of wealth. are
spending a few days In the city, on
their way west on a sightseeing trip
c. III Dave, Of the Morey Mercantile
company. is in the city today. Mr.,
Dave has followed the example Of q
number Of other commercial men who
come this way frequently by joining
the Commercial club.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06
Lawyers to De-
bate Statehood

There will be a debate at the Pub
lie Library building, Monday might.
February ~. under the auspices OF
the Woman's Library association.
The question to be discussed Is as
follows: Resolved. that the public
interests Of the country at large, and
of the territories Interested. require
that New Mexico and Arizona shall
be admitted into the union as separate
states ~seyerally, and not jointly as
one state"
Upon the invitation Of the associa-
ton, Messrs. Hayden, Larazola. Ward
and Judge Long have consented to
Joint in the debate. The discussion
win be limited to one and a half hours
In all. In arranging for this entertain
ment, the association Is seeking to
give the public the benefit OF an i'm
partial discussion OF a great public
question, and az we'll has In view the
Interests Of. the library. to which ths
proceeds Of the evening will be given
Debate will begin promptly at eigh'
O'Clock. Doors open at half : pas
eve Admission fifteen cents. b.
order of Woman's Library association
Mrs. +. volimer, president; Mrs. Z
NJ, McClanahan, secretary.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06
LOST

Pour cows. all branded V ON left
shoulder, escaped from pasture near
Las Vegas Saturday or Sunday. Ten
dollars win be paid for their return
or reasonable reward for any informa-
ton AS 20 THEIR whereabouts, La
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Mrs, l.. Poole Wright II In 81. Louis
ordering her spring stock, which will
be here March lst. The stock con
sists Of the latest styles and designs
In fine millinery, :-a3
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Members ~ Troop A, who are In
terested in the bic military ball TO be
given in the near future, are requested
to meet AZ the home OF Ludwig "
field Wednesday evening at = o'clock
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Tomacito Camaduran died last nigh
from pneumonia at his home In THU
city.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

The young man who Is saving
money Is travelling on the road to
wealth: and the Plaza Trust 4 saw
|ingsl bank stands for him 40 the cate
way Of success. OIL
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

H. J. Ramer. the Watrouy and HOf
brook stockman, who recently return
ed from the City Of Mexico, ID In the
city today.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

A line Of fine ROAD wagons at
Cooley's repository will b sold at re-
ducec prices. Get . good ruuAbout
for the price Of Z cheap one. otltt
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Now is the time. One-third on or
Cutlery. Sporting Goods, Skates, b
cycles and Hunting coats, at N
Blehl's. l-2I
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Pictures: sranea 70 order at Q. \
Dearths' the undertaken. 1O-9(
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Eppeto Chxves Of Cebollo IL Ia the
city today.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

w. NJ, lewis. undertaken and en-
hslmer. 6i2 Lincoln Ave-. both phcaes.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Try our new soft lump ceal. orli.
liant. Las Vegas Lis&t Z Fuel Co.
1s-l0e
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Daaiel rrujsAo IL Ia the city toda'
from Nora
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

WANTED-Painter and caiciminer.
George P. Hill. Twelfth and National.
Ito
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Smoke the Elk. Union made. s.iss
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Miss Cecil Alexander has taken the
position as assistant postmaster fn
the Hnlsboro postoffice.0
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Spell out the word
8 N A w n A NJ.
and you have the name OF the best
whiskey Ia town, l-i35
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Table oil cloth, 1Sc. a yard. at the
Savings Bank Store. 2-3s
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Ben WELLER. the Struby-E asterbrooi
Q has returned from Cenver.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Shawhan Four Generation Whisksy
at the Lobby lib
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

ohawhan Four Generation Whiskey,
at the Annex Ear. f-iSs
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Shswhan Four Generation Wn'ssev'
ct the Opera bar. l'l30
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Low-priced graniteware at the Saw
irgs Bank store. 2-.3
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

uhA. saoy IA eaft1z1f4
sS1..a'ssssf s ;easkp3saSHpsss.' Il 81
which they will Sod - mschapics,
manufacturers. Or Inventors for pos.
tage. : cent?.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION.
homsstead Entry No. ets7.

Department of the Interior, Land Of
flee at Santa Fe. New Mexico. Jam
uary 20. 1906.
Notice IL hereby given that the fol.
lowing-named settler has filed notice
Of his intention to make final proof
In support Of his claim, and that said
proof Will be made before the register
or receiver 1t Santa Fe. N. NJ, on
March Sth, 1906, vz.:Adelaido Lo-
bato, for the + II, 6fW II, Bee. >,
r. -, N W n. Sec. II, T II N. r -
E.
He names the following witnesses
to prove his continuous residence W
on and cultivation Of said land. Via:
Apolonio Chaves, Of 0Alisteo. N. T.;
Jose L. ,Madfil. Of 0alisteo, n. NJ;
Pedro ORTIZ ysPino, Of Galistsos N. ~:
Antonio Sandorai, Of Caiisteo, Nh
M tfANUnE RJl4b1Ie1
E1.1,a. tftuSSd ,1dngisdE
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

o.1..ss! s. sSls.;si': i,osi va
STA
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Doh forget the Eastern star hall
Tebrl ry 18th. NSS
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-06

Street,. Lac Vegas. n. n.
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

democracy has enjoyed ii' KING
but they are always on deck ready
to do business when tune Is called.
No other party that the world has
as yet known is so tenacious OF
existence. 1t has been killed so
often that even the young can
remember d dozen instances when
its obituary has been written by
ambitious editors, with whom the
wish was father to the thought,
but the blamed thing would not be
accommodating and stay buried,
no matter how enthusiastic the
services performed over the sup
posed corpse. Yes. two years
hence we will have another cleo
ton. Two wears hence we will
meet again at the polls and we
hope to win II we are licked well
and good. We can almost trust
the republican party to do some
thing extra devilrsh no" that they
have the endorsement OF the peo-
pie to the iniamies they have been
perpetratlng for the past tour
years. When the people want
decent government the democratic
party will be on hand tn give it to
them whether the time is two
years hence or fifty. The democ'
racy was born with the nation
and will die with 1t As TO doing
things we are reminded that every
convict in the penitentiary IS
there for doing things. and a
liberal percentage OF the rePub-
lican leadership of the present day
belongs there with the balance OF
the thieves.
The newspaper., 1906-11-23
AN EXPLANATION.

We have this week received an
anonymous communication from
some intellectual runt criticising
some of our editorial utterances.
We take this opportunity of an
nouncing to all ambitious critics
that we just heave anonymous
communications in the waste bas-
ke. as too utterly worthless to pay
any attention to.
The newspaper., 1906-11-23
A New and Useful Invention.

We were this week shown
new and novel wagon and buggy
brake, recently invented by A. A.
smith, that IS a wonder OF sim
plicity and utility. The dis
tinctive features lie in the fact
that it has no break beam, finds
its source OF strength in an at
tachment direct to the rear axle
Of the vehicle. and has much
added power to rctard the motion
over the old form OF brake. 1t
is simpler and less expensive
apparently. and has neat device
in connection that completely
evades the dragging Of the brake
block on the wheel when not in
use. We should imagine tfat the
device is one that would speedily
come into universal use. The in
ventor will visit the east soon and
confer with several large manu-
facturers OF vehicles regarding the
adoption and manufacture OF his
brake
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

THE news was published the last
of last week of the sudden death
of Gen. Geo. West, the veteran
editor of the Golden Transcript.
Gen. West was the oldest editor
in the state having filled the
Transcript char for just fcrty
years. His death will shock
more newspaper men than tina,
of any other member of the fra.
ternity, as he was so we'll and
favorably known to all. Surely
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

"WHEN are the democrats OF Col.
orado going to have an election r
was the question proPounded
by a Hotchkiss republican to a
fellow democrat. 1.-Two years
hence" was the prompt reply.
The answer was typical to the
party referred to. The democratic
party has always been a party OF
the future-always going to do
something, but never doing any
thing.-Hotchkiss Herald.
And the Hotchkiss democrat
was right. Time and again the
The newspaper., 1906-11-23
as it were

WE should like to be George
Gould just long enough to go
over to Paris and take that aristo-
cratic degenerate runt, Bonl de
Castellane, by the neck and throw
him into the river Seine. A for
.eign prohigate who has squan-
.dered S8,OOOOO0 of his American
wite's money upon French wo-
men shoult be dealt with summa
uily by any male member OF the
American family.-F. J. Hulan
iski.
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

WE notice that the republican
papers of the county are devoting
some space to telling M. D. Vim
cent what he should and should
not do in the senatorial matter.
Some are very caustic because
they fear that he will SUPPORT
Guggenheim. All express antag-
-onism to the smelter magnate.
We submit that this is unfair. He
bought the place in the open mar
ket. He stands ready to pay the
price of the Legislature elect. 1t
appears to us that he is entitled
to the place Why bunco him
out of his own7 We were op-
posed to Guggenheim, heartily
opposed, but the state did not
agree. For the once they elected
the officials This time they did
not steal them. The state from
the least to the greatest official is
under corporation control Each
department of government, the
executive, legislative and judicial
belong body and soul to the al
lied corporations No one doubts
it. The people voted in large
majority for it. This they did
with their eyes wide open. If
there is one debt man ought to
pay it is the one he contracts
without giving security. The re-
publican party looked to Guggen-
helm for the funds to carry the
state and he delivered the goods.
He ought to receive the credit.
No, Mr.. Vincent, while this paper
is not claiming to be able to ex-
ercise any influence over your
political future, if you find it nee
.essary or advisable to support
Mr.. Guggenheim, THE NEwsPA
PER will never say an i'll word
about your course in that particu-
lar. We can easily see where it
might be necessary. We see now
where it is honest SO to do. You
may not be bound by the state
platform, but you are certainly
bound by the party caucus if you
enter it. Colorado has advertised
to the world that she is bound
firmly to the corporation chariot
wheels. OF all the men in the
state the head of the smelter trust
is the appropriate man to fill Tom
Patterson's seat in the senate.
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

meet every opportunity to knock
the wrong with a we'll seasoned
hammer
Denver's railroad rate "crank
has been doing good service IN
Kansas City during the Trans
mississippi congress. After an
address by Mr.. Hartman, George
]. Klndel was, by courtesy of the
speaker, given opportunity to
reply.
Then how the facts rained
about their heads-hard, head
cracking facts that knocked all
the railway presidents hne
phrases into Napoleonic hats OF
the most ancient pattern
That the railroads should fol
low their own sweet wills sounds
well. but when their arbitrary die
tum gives the merchants of one
state heavy handicap as against
the merchants of another there is
no fair play in the matter and no
liberty except the liberty to throt-
tie the helpless.
Secretary Root, the night be-
fore, had met Mr.. Hartman with
the theory of the question. He
showed how inevitable it was that
wrongs would exist unless super
vision and control were sharply
exercised by the government.
Mr.. Kindel, after Mr.. Harri
mans more formal statement
sprang into the arena with actua
instances of existing injustice
What the railroads would do il
left free to follow their own sup
posed interests was we'll shown by
the Denver man.
Note some of the hard facts he
gave:
On first class freight from New
York to St. Louis the rate is
mills per mile per ton; to Denver
it is Al mills, while under the new
classification many articles ar,
taken out and the rate is doubled
Freight that is 27 cents pc
hundred pounds from Chicago ic
Omaha and ought to be 45 cent!
to Denver. if based on proportion
ate distance, is instead 81 90
Crockery shipped from Europe tt
Denver is IS cents; from New
York to Denver it is 81 AT.
He gave many other example
of the same sort and Mr.. Hdrri
mans glittering bubble of protes
against any control being exer
cised over railway rates suffered
ignominious collapse.
Bravo. George J. Kindel! HI
who is mighty in Wall street j
not match for one armed will
justice and facts
Keep at the bat! Most of u
get that tired feeling so quickl,
that there is little dependence oil
US in long fight.
We are glad somebody keep
the ball moving, and is not afrai
to send it smack into the enemy
country when the chance occurs
The newspaper., 1906-11-23
DENVER MAN COACHES HARTMAN.

If there were no monomaniacS
on the various important ques-
lions of the hour, how would the
facts which cry for reform become
known Who would be ready to
The newspaper., 1906-11-23
WAS PATTERSON DEFEATED?

declared that the issue was Cab
bertism or Pattersonism. Gabbert
was elected, therefore Patterson
ism lost out, and the enemies OF
free government in an ecstacy of
Joy are letting loose their pent-uP
passion in a grewsome revelry OF
hilarity at Patterson's expense.
If you so delight in talking
about Patterson as the sole cause,
the beginning and the end OF all
the trouble and campaign in this
state, then as against his enemies
l want to record myself on the
side of Patterson. Nor am a
hero worshipper.
Patterson made mistakes in this
campaign, anybody can see them
now and tell how it happened.
For instance, l think he made a
mistake when he refused to sup
port me in the convention for the
legislature, but that was his judg-
ment and he may be right and |
may have been wrong. 1t always
seemed to me that his greatest of
all mistakes is that he does not
adequately comprehend the tre-
mendous economic forces which
lie at the foundation of our polit
ical institutions, and the benefc-
iaries of which are sure to ami
hilate every vestige of popular
government in their insane strug
gle to retain their grip on vested
privilege.
But did Patterson lose? Con
sidering the odds which we're
against him and viewed from a
moral standpoint. it was great
victory for him and those who
fought with him on record in the
west. Three peoples forces in
in the field divided against each
other, denouncing each other,
against solid phalanx of money,
prejudice, and cowardice, and yet
the. enemy barely pulled through.
But they did pull through. and
the gloating monstrosities who
rammed their sword into the
heart of our once sacred liberty,
NAV shout from the housetops that
Pattersons political sun has set,
yet as compared TO their own
craven hearts Tom Patterson is a
colossus whose magnitude towers
like a mountain to molehill,
And you workingmen who sold
your birthright for mess of pot
tage or for some fancied griev-
ance, and you business man who
would bury the most sacred
bought heritage of constitutional
liberty ever bequeathed to man il
you imagined it would assist your
business to the enormous extent
of one nickle, regardless whether
posterity are slaves or not; and
you silly farmer who became con,
vinced that the traitor made
apples grow larger-as compared
to you, Tom Patterson deserves a
monument wreathed all over ir
garlands of victory, for, whatever
his faults, to compare him with
your sycophantic, cringing, COW
ardly and stupid servility, is te
attempt to abuse the English
language.
Hurrah for Tom Patterson!
]. r. Hermann.
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

The obnoxious card system has
been abolished by the Leadville
mine owners. A return to lucidity
as it were
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

Axel Ore went 10 Marble this
week where he will spend the
winter.
The newspaper., 1906-11-23
DR.. E. G.. Powers,
DENTIST.

First door east OF postoiiice. Paonia.
All work guaranteed first
class and satisfactory.
CROWN mo BRlOGt WORK A SPECIALLY
ONCE Phone a. Residence Phone a.
onice Hours to12 n. m. to y. m.
The best and safest anesthetics
ed in extraction of teeth. making
that operation one not to be dreaded
The newspaper., 1906-11-23

he was full of years" but never
theless such grand characters can
lily be spared. Rest in peace old
comrade. thine was a busy lite.