The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-17
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40. ny M faid ~ Iofkei
AAfer Millions sad millions q ysart
have pasfe9 away there vii BE- Just
80 many more yeafs n come al when
yJu began ~ ,o1ni them
"Then what's The use u NJ spend
ing 70 ms,h time over this dog.biam.
"a 'nthme,Ic7 won't have plenty
N chancez- ~ learn % after Ole -
Chicago Tfibgne.
Mlstrefs-WeI. Why don yyI boil
The eggs'
Cook-s8fe. I've ~ clDr+ 70 iae
utchen ~ ~ Dy.
Mifress-wly. yes. Bridget there's
a clOck in the kitchen
Cool-wlat good 90 80 Its ia
min1feg aff-Cleye.ald Lealer
Tho yglrg man was trying ~ think
81 something else 20 rag when The
young woman ssGGeliy ED9ke 10
by he aay. Mr Llngefiong. sbe
faid. u tired ~ call you W by ,eie-
phone th.s morning. but didn't get
any refpouEe
you uIel 70 call ne W By 'ele
phone7"
YES. ! wanted ~ ask you qaes
ton"
why. ] haven't any telephone mum
bef"
"oh. yef you have Double slH -four
seven
The young man made q rapid mental
calculation
"Twenty.'hree." he gasped. reach.
Ing FOR his hat-Chicago Tribune.
"Ah wah mighty much disgusicd
vii ma best gals little slstah last
night" said q Pullman porter on the
platform ~ the union depof
Why asked a conductor stand.
ing near
We'll" continued the porter "Ah
vent dp 20 see ma gal an huh little
sisiah tolo me 10 bo seated In dc pah'
iah I done % am den she went 10 de
stairay an hollahod. o, Mamie, you
lOyah have came"
No wonder you were mad said
the conductor no man likes 20 bo
called lover"
30. that wusnt IT, replied the por.
ter ~ wuh huh bad grammar Any
body knows have came ain't propah.'
what should she have said" aske !
the conductor.
she should asaid. %, Mamie. yoh
Iovah HAS came" replied the negro
Denver Post
In the loom days Of wichita one of
the characters of the city was law.
yer. blgpaunchcd, big.yoiccd, big neck.
cd. aud given TO making political
speeches
He had a nasty way of talking about
other people one night. while ne was
haranguing In the street one of the
men whom he had attacked several
times. got excited. drew q knife ana
stabbed the orator
lie fen to the street writhing and
shouting. "rm Killed. I'm hnod'"
they took him into billiard room
and laid him cut on q billiard table.
Word got 10 the newspaper Offices
aud the reporters came hurryinf
down
Tho lawyer was stretched ON the
billiard table. dclly.rlng his last
speech. hc said In the middle Of an
Impressive paragraph he saw the re-
nnttcrs a.
A.. lie lalfcd himself and beloved:
DRAW niph. draw nigh, yo hon hound.
of the profs, and see Roman die'
Aud then the doctor came and found
the knife had penetrated him about q
sixteenth OF an Saturday Even
ing Post
= : = 1.
Tho Colossus of Rhodes had fallen
"Arnt you going to set II up again"
asked the reporter for the Athens
nuglo. who had been sent there viii
instructions 90 work mp q good nrs
pnrc story of the accident aud have
II ON the wires before Q o'clock
Nav" tHlaImol Ihc Rhodians
we had It insured against lightning
NJ course. hut % never occurred to u
that the real risk was from earth
quakcs. and we're going 10 lot it sta'
whore Il loll just 10 show post'utl
what everlasting chumps we were"
Four hundred years later however
postcrly became tired of arciug th'
old statue and sold 10 90 Solomon
,.... 40, ..ut.r,rI.ine u,nI,r iu mis-