Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-15
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Lawyer Well. what was done in the
interim? Witness don't know, sir
didn't go into the interim. l stayed in
the anteroom.-Puck.
Tommy-pop, does a diplomat have
to know much? Tommy's Pop-Well,
he has to know enough not to know
too much Philadelphia Record.
Kate--Is it true that Grace and Jack
had a quarrel last night? NcIl--N No. a
falling out, The hammock rope broke
and let them down together Somer-
vile Journal.
New Office Boy-Your wife wants
you at the phone. sir. Mr. Mormon
dub Boy, how many times must / tell
you to get the name and number Of the
person who calls up?--Puck,
My wife was arrested yesterday"
You surprise me. What was the trou-
ble?" "She got off a trolley car the
right way and a policeman thought she
was a man in disguise Puck.
Sunday School Teacher What is con
science? a dead silence, Sunday School
Teacher What do we call the thing
that tells us when we do wrong?" Lit
tie Ethel -Grandma.--Ph philadelphia Rec
ord.
You haven't any confidence in either
candidate?' "On the contrary. l have
confidence in both believe all the
bad things they say about each ether
are absolutely true. Washington
star
by the way, sir" asked the walter.
how would you like to have your
steakY Very much indeed" replied
the mild man, who had been patiently
waiting for twenty minutes -Philadei-
phia Press.
Fisherman (begiuner) Don't you
think Peter I've improved a good deal
since ! began? Peter tanxious to pay
Il complimcnn You have. sorr. But
sure II was aisy for you TO improve,
sorr, Punch
Your friend bartlett left somc verses
with me TO day that were quite ANUS
ing, said the editor indeed" replied
Dudley ~ didn't think he was hui
morous poet" Neither does he.
Philadelphia Press.
why is Il great man more appre-
clatcd after he is deadf' Tie Is not
more appreciated" answered Senator
Sorghum lie is more freely compli-
mcnted because he is less feared by
cnyious rivals. Washington star
Sunday school Teacher who was
it that the whale swalowedi Tommy
Why-cr-cr- Sunday school Teach
err Come, now, that's on easy ques-
ton. Tommy OH 1t Amt the ques.
ton that bothers me- but the answer.
philadelphia Public Ledger
Easy on the Hammock Mamma
hope you were not sitting in the hams
mock with Jack last night, Lulu2 Lulu
No. mamma didn't think It was
strong enough for both of us to sit in
I Jack sat in the hammock, and ] sat IN
! Jacks lap. Yonkers Statesman.
Mrs. IIouSekccp-I you do a little
work for me now, III give YOU good
dinner after while Weary Willie
You'll git off cheaper, lady, If We glm-
me dc dinner now an furgt de work.
Work always gives me fierce appc-
tite.- Philadelphia Public Ledger,
Reporter senator II it isn't a secret,
| should like To know something about
the speech you are going 10 make to-
morrow How will you stand on gov
eminent ownership statesman
Briefly, but with emphasis, young man.
/ shall jump on 1t with both feet
| Chicago Tribune.
Tommy had been sent to the attic MS
IA punishment for misconduct After
the lapse Of two or three hours his
mother went up ANA tapped ut the
ioor. Tommy dear" she said, your
I2apa says you may come down NOW If
YOU will apologize and promise 10 be.
have better" You ton paw" answered
n mulfed voice on the inside, there
Iaint nothing 10 arbitrate. Chicago
Tribune
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