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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
Up or Down.

On Mount Tom, In Massachusetts.
there is a traction system operating
two cars on cable As one car goes
up the other comes down The grade
is an extraordinarily steep one. %
fact that frequently calls forth auNIOu.
inquiries relative 10 the safety OF the
system from nervous tourists
One afternoon lady from Boston
seated herself In the rear of the car
that was about 10 make It's ascent of
the mountain and IL was at once OBJ
served by several that she was ex.
tromely ANXIOUS as 20 the outcome OF
her temcrity.
is this car perfectly safer asked
she OF the conductor.
1t is considered 10 De. madam.
was the reply.
Have there never been any accr
dents?"
None 10 speak o. madam that
s.. no serious ones
The lady sighed uucasIy Il was
wondering" observed she. what
would become Of me II tho cable
should break when wc were JUS.
reaching the top of the mountain"
THAT would depend on how you
spent your past lifc. madam quiet
ly remarked the Iar-
Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
ACCOUNTING BURNING ECZEMA.
Affected Whole Syst"In-souid Sot sleep
Sigbts-Now Gladly Recommends
Guti,uTa Et NEEDLES.

II write you 10 say ] am cured OF "c-
zolna. and can say that I owe IL 10 the
Cuticura Remedies. aud | gladly recon.
mend them 10 all suffering with my form
~ eczema. For four long months ] SUI
fcrcd agony and an itching and burning
feeling which affected my whole system
~ as I could not sleep nights. and / did
not care 90 20 into public, as ] would
have no ease. lost flesh and was all run
down. / tried everything ! could think
o. and also everything that WAS adyer-
ti-cd but got no relief. until ] was nd
yised by friend 30 try Cuticura, which !
did, and can truthfully say ! got imme-
dinte relief. / would gladly recommend
Cuticura Remedies 30 any one suffering
n- I did with eczema, and can verify my
statement by membcr- and also intimate
friends of my family. Chester 4. Bailey
ZG0A Highland Avenue, SOmeryille, Mass.
oct. IL, 1905"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

Whether drunk or sober at the time
any man or woman arrested by the
Portland police who uses profanc or
abusive language at headquarters will
be charged with such offence. In add
ton 20 whatever else he may be in
custody for. This action was decided
upon by chief Gritzmacher yesterday
morning, and the first man TO find
himself mp against the new rule was
Dave Portland OregOnian.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
They Needed the Money.

\ freight steamer once came into
Mariopul, a port ON the sea OF A7ov,
Which had among its cargo 100 pieces
OF machinery numbered NJ. from l 10
100. when the pieces were unloadod
it WAS found that No. s. was missing
but two pieces numbered SIS showed
that there had been an error, the final
tally being correct. But the custom
officials did not take this view Of tho
matter. the port being in need OF
funds, so they fined the ship 500 ru
blcs for being short Of cargo as per
manifest, namely No. 81, and 1000
rublos for smueeling-having two
pieces numbered SIS when the mani
fest called for but onC.-Carolino
Lockhart in Lippincott's.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

by horses, who are Immediately de-
tached and taken out of harms way.
The truck is then wheeled in front of
the burning building and the shield
raised by means Of a hand gear op-
Grated by the firemen, the general plan
Of arrangement being apparent from
an inspection Of the accompanying cut.
Such n portable shield would prevent
the spread Of the flames to adjacent
property. and occasionally it might
enable fremen to approach near
enough to building which was burn
ing briskly to effect a rescue Of n life
or property which ordinarily would not
be attempted because of the danger in
volved from intense heat, but from
which the shield would screen the fire.
man.-Philadelphia Record.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
THE M'KIMLEY MONUMENT.
Plan of the Memorial to BE Built
at Canton.

The accompanying picture shows the
design accepted by the Mckinley Ma
tional Memorial Association for the
monument 10 be erected AT Canton.
Ohio, President McKinley's home. The
contract for its erection has been
awarded and the associa ton has COL
lected S500O00 TO pay all expenses Of
the work.
The association has purchased about
twenty-five acres OF land adjoining
Westlawn Cemetery in the western
portion OF Canton, Ohio including a
mound some seventy feet in height.
Upon this will be built mausoleum OF
pink Milford granite, circular In form.
seventy-fve feet in diameter ar the
base. and about 100 feet in height from
the foundation.
This structure will be reached by
flight Of approach steps fifty feet in
width, in four runs. with wide land
ings between. constituting a rise OF
ffty-five feet in all. The hill will be
terraced 10 conform with the landings
on the staircase, presenting on the
whole terraced mound surmouuted
by the structure proper.
At the base of the staircase will be
built a plaza 200 feet in width. The
main approach will be a mall about
1000 feet in length. 40 feet in width,
with a waterway in the centre, and on
either side a double row Of trees para-
!eling driveways.
The jury appointed to select the arch
itect was composed of two architects.
Walter Cook, Of New York. and Rob-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
ACCEPTED DESe-N OF THE MCKINLEY MONUMENT.

ert s. Peabody, Of Boston, and Daniel
Chester French, of New York, the
sculptor. They chose the design sub
mitted by II. Van Buren, Magonige, OF
New York City.
The interior Of the mausoleum will
be circular and finished in light gray
Knoxville marble. Excepting the door
way there will be no opening but that
through the crown of the dome. In the
centre of this mortuary chamber will
be the sarcophagi. so designed that
they appear as two in one. They are
cut from single blocks Of polished
granite. In front Of the mausoleum
statue Of President Mckinley will
stand.-New York Sun.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

hams Vegetable Compound. When COM
menced taking the Compound / suffered
everything with backaches, headaches, and
female troubles. j am completely cured and
enjoy the best Of health, and / owe it all
10 YOU"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular suppressed or painful. periods,
weakness, displaceme nts or liberation.
that bcaring-down feeling, inflamma-
tion of the female organs, bachache,
bloating Cor hatulence). general de-
bility, indigestion and nervous prostra-
tion. or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness, faintness, lasSitude, excit-
ability, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, all gone" and
want to- o-be-left-alone" feelings, blues
and hopelessness they should rcmem-
Der there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other medicine has such record
OF cures of female troubles. No other
medicine in the world has received this
widespread and unqualified endorse
ment. Refuse to buy any substitute.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
No Need To wait.

He-"TpOn my word, yOu grow pret-
.icr every day"
She-"Just now am living Oh brown
bread and water 10 improve my COM
JlcXiOn."
He-"How long can you keep that
upt'
She-"Oh, indefinitely"
He-"Then let's get married Tit
Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

How often do we hear women say: at
seems as though my back would break. "
or Don't speak 10 me, am all out OF
sorts'p These significant remarks prove
that the system requires attention.
Baokache aud 1.-The blues" are direct
symptoms Of an inward trouble which
will sooner or later declare itself. 1t
may be caused 10y diseased Kidneys or
some arrangement OF the organs.
Nature requires assistance and at once,
and Lydia Il Pinkham sNegetable Com
pound instantly asserts its curative
powers In all those peculiar ailments OF
women. IL has been the standby of
intelligent American women for twenty
years, and the best judges agree that
II is the most universally success
ful remedy for woman's Ills known to
medicine.
Read the convincing testimonials OF
Mrs. Holmes and Mrs. Cotrely.
Mrs. j. Holmes, of Larimore, North
Dakota, writes:
Dear Mre Pinkhsm:-
IL have suffered everything with backache
and female trouble let the trouble run ON
until my system was IA such condition that
| was unable 90 be about, and then IL was |
commenced 20 use Lydia Pinkham's Vego-
table Compound II | had only known how
much suffering would have saved | should
have taken il months soonor-for fow
weeks treatment made me we'll and strong
My backaches and headaches are all gone and
i suffer no pain at my monthly periods,
whereas before took Lydia y. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound suffered intense pain. "
Mrs. Emma Cotrely, 100 East 18th
Street, New York City, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
81 feel tiny duty 90 tell all suffering women
OF the relief ] have found in Lydia E Pink
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
Hastened To Report.

"Bnlingcr," said Mrs. McSwat in a
determined tone of voice. II want you
10 20 and look at that furnace"
MIR. McSwat crawled ont OF bed,
thrust his feet into his slippers and
vent down two flights Of stairs into The
basement. He returned In a surpris-
ngly short space Of time.
It's stll there. Lobelia." be said,
,rawling into bed again.-Chicag 20
Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

proportions, such as low stores and
dwellings etc, the portable fire shield
will, no doubt, find many advocates. 1t
consists Of a wheel truck carrying a
folding fire screen Of fireproof material.
When collapsed the entire outfit does
not take up as much room as n hook
and ladder, and is drawn TO the scene
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

4 smart young fellow called ont 20
"a farmer who was sowing seed in his
field. "WcH done. old fellow, YOU SOW,
! reap The fruits
Maybe you viii said the farmer.
for I'm sowing hemp. Harper
Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
An Interruption. .

As the young man was taking leave
'or the night his voice as be stood az
he door. rose passionately on the still
light air.
Just one" be pleadcd-"just one"'
Then the young girls mother inter
upted, calling from her bedroom win
low.
Just oneT' she cried. "No. IL amt
quite that yet; but It's close on 20
.welve, and so think you'd better be
;oin', Just the same."-Answers
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
IInNX He SaN IL.

Wife-"This book says that in India
it is the custom to bury the living wife
with her dead husband. Isn't it terri
bleE"
IIusband-"Indccd it is. The poor
husband-even death brings him no re-
lease. Translated For Tales From
SrekOZa.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
The Wary worla.

Don't you care TO be known as
raconteur:"
NO answered Senator Sorghum.
1T is getting 50 nowadays that when
ever you tell "A man funny story he
thinks you are trying TO get into his
good graces for the purpose Of making
some kind Of a financial play."-Wash-
lngtOn star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
GOOD FOR 2jc.
li
$50

Send this coupon with your name
and address and your druggists name
and Zoe in stamps or silver, and we
will supply you "A sample free II you
have never used Mull's Anti-Bclch
Waters, and will also send you n GER
tincate good for 25c toward the pur-
chase OF more Belch Waters. You will
find them invaluable for stomach tfou.
hle; cures by absorption. Address
MULL's GRAFE ToSIo Co.. S23 81
Ave, Rock Island, III.
Givs run AddrtSs and Writo Plainly
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
By Analogy.

Teacher-"NOw monolOGue is n rec
itation in which one person takes part;
a dialogue is one where two persons
take part. Now can any one find fur
ther eXample:"
Bright Boy-"ls il a catalogue where
a cat takes part?"-American Specta.
tor.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
What Industry Did.

Thomas Shaw, the new lord advocate
of London, is a self-made man. The
son of baker. he earned his living as
a lawyers clerk while attending the
university. His industry was tremend-
Gus and the soundness Of his scholar
ship may be judged from the fact that
he contributed the article on Talley-
rand to the Encyclopedia Britannica.
He is a notable fy-fiSher.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
cnmos EasY for the Son.

a man can't fool his wife with the
same excuse more than three times,
but her son can fool her with the same
promise 300 times. and 10 will not show
The least signs of wcar.--Cass County
(MOJ News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
Force Of Habit.

Charon laughed.
Bet that tall chap was senator
or congressman on earth" he whis-
pered.
why so?" asked the society report
er OF the Asbestos Age.
Because as soon as he stepped on
the ferry he began To tumble about for
n pass."-Chicago News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
He Found u.

There was loud knock, AMI the an
swering servant held a long co'loquy
with the caller. Aftcrward:
"Who was that, SARAH the mistress
asked.
why, ma'am, it was a gentleman
who was looking for the wrong house"
London Telegraph.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
She Was Qualified.

MiStresS-"AbOve all, | want serv.
ant who has some refinement"
Applicant-"Wcll, madame, I've been
operated on for appendicitis and had
ptomaine poisoning twice. .'-Transldt-
ed For Tales From Meggeudorfer
Blaetter.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
STOPS eELCtlNC 6Y ABSORPTION
mo ORUCS-h NEW NE THOD.
Box Of Waters Ereo-Uavc You Acut.
Indigestion, stomach Trouble. Ir-
regular Heart, Dizzy Spells.
Short Breath, Gas on


the stomach
Bitter Taste Bad impaired Ap-
petito-A feeling OF fullness, weight and
pain over the stomach and heart. some
times nausea and vomiting, also fever and
sick hcadachc2
What causes it Any one or all OF these:
Excessive eating aud drinking-abuso OF
spirits-anXiety and depression mental ef
fort mental worry and physical fatigue
bad air-insufIicient food-sedentary habits
absence OF teeth-bolting OF food.
II you suffer from this slow death and
miserable existence, let us send you sam
pie box Of Mull's Anti-Belch Waters abso-
lutely free. No drugs. Drugs iDjure the
stomach.
II stops helching and cures n diseased
stomach hy absorbing the foul odors from
undigested food and by imparting activity
10 the lining OF the stomach. enabling It 10
thoroughly mix the food with the gastric
juices, which promotes digestion and cures
the disease. This offer may not appear
again.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
InINersnl Habit.

Lives there a man who has rot sad,
Tomorrow III get ont OF bed
At SIX o'clock and get things done
Before the setting OF the sun
Lives there a man who has no, said
At six a. m. How good this bed
Does ieel,' and snored ti,l alter eight,
Then wondered how hc slept so late.
-Noman's Home Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
Had the Evidence.

II never could love n woman with
money" said the baldhcaded man.
How DO you know you couldn't|
inquired his friend
Because | married one"'-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
As They viewed II.

Its 4 fine day, deacon"
Yes; but were all miserable cree
turs.'
well, thank God, were still a-lly-
in'"'-Atlanta Constitution.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
Shirt Of Ipvestiuation.

sWhen a friend turns around and up
side down the piece OF silyerware you
gave, IL is not so much 10 get the ef.
feet Of different views as 10 see If 1t
Is marked sterling.-Afchison Globe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
brigham Young, Sit Tn.

"Yes, that's my wife. and tell you
she's one in thousand
For goodness sake. how DO YOU es.
cape the law F''-BOstoa Transcript.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

"Why don't you write something
original|
What's the use?' asked the author
"If do it will merely cause my friends
10 ask me why don't write something
interesting. g."-Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

The adverse vote of Bath. England
on Carnegie's offer Of $65.O0O for a
public library was taken by means OF
postal cards sent out by the City
Council.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
Like Cures Like.

Sofueigh-"l am desperately in love
with YOU and want 10 marry you.'
Miss Sharp-"Wcll. they 90 say that
desperate diseases require desperate
remedies '"-Americau Spectator.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

FITS permanently ycured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. klines Great
Nerve Restoror, 81 trialbottlc andtreatisefree
III. H. II. KLINE, Ltd. 93l ArcbS Phila. Pa.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
After His First Appearance.

"Do you think all the critics will
roast ne in the morning.
NO. Some of them weren't there
Chicago Saturday evening Herald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
FREE ADVICE TO WOMEN.

Remember, every woman is cordially
invited To write To Mrs Pinkham If
there is anything about her symptoms
she does not understand. Mrs. Pink
ham is the daughterin-lawo OF Lydia T..
Pinkham, her assistant before her de-
cease, and for twenty-five years since
her advice has been freely and cheer
fully given To every ailing woman who
asks for It, Her advice and medicine
have restored To health innumerable
women. Address. Lynn. Mass.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
CURTAIN FOR FlREMEn.
Portable Shield Which Protects the
Flame Fighters.

An ingenious Omaha inventor has de-
signed an entirely new tre-hghting ap-
pliance. While its use is entirely re-
stricted 10 fires in building OF small
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

The left side Of the face is usually
considered by artists TO be more beau
titul than the right. NElS
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

Invitations are 10 De 'ssued ~ Bel
giuE to other nations = send -epre-
sentat!n es TO an internat:ona, confer
ence on the study OF polar regions.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04
Breakfast Dialogue.

Mrs. alkwords-"Heury. YOU were
talking in your sleep last night"
Henry-"Pardon me for interrup,ing
you."-Smart Set
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

Mrs Winslow's 5 Soothing Syrup FOR Children
i"cihlng ,sottens the gums reduces innamma.
uon. Rllays pain, cures Wind collie, ,2jc a bottle
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

All druggists. zoe per box. or by mall
upon receipt of price. stamps accepted.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-04

Mrs. pkhams Advice Best Understands
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-12-25
EDITOR BOISE
NEWS ARRESTED

Boise, Dec. 24-On complaint of Gov.
F r. Gooding. r. s. Sheridan, edi-
tor and manager Of the Boise Capital
News, was arrested today charged
with criminal libel. He was released
until Thursday next on his own recog-
rizance.
The alleged libel Is contained in an
editorial published In the Capital News
July 18th, in which "Gooding'' and
graft are spoken of as synony-
terms |
The Capitai News carried on very
bitter campaign against the governor
during period of a year or more be-
fore the election and on numerous, o.
casions published statements which
were claimed to be libelous. These We're
OF the character OF the one In connec-
ton with which the case has been
started, insinuating that - governor
was in some manner connected with
grating
1t Is understood that he is likely to
proceed against some other papers IN
the same manner.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-12-25
PHILIPPINE EDUCATIONAL WORK
Native Teachers Outnumber Amsri
cans Almost Ten to One.

WASHINGTON. Dec. 25.-The sixth
annual report of the director of edu-
cation in the Philippines, concerning
the activities of educational work in
the islands for the year ending June
80, 1906. shows that there are 1,16s
primary schools in the islands. with
an average of s75,554 pupils. Seven
hundred Americans and s,224 Filipino
teachers are employed.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-12-25

Change Of program at eijeu tonight.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-12-25
Remarkable Career.

witzhoffs career is perhaps the
most remarkable that any human be-
ing has ever had His marriages ex-
tend from one coast to the other and
from Canada to Mexico. Sometimes
there were two marriages in a week
and frequently he stopped In the
midst Of one marriage ceremony to
lay plans for another. Immediately
after marrying one woman he has
actually taken her to an advertising
office. where he would insert an ads
vertisement designed to catch the eye
of some woman who might be his
next victim.
Accusations have come from prac'
tically every large city in the United
States, many Of the English cities
from Canada, Mexico and France
where women are sure they hav'
married him. The various detective
agencies throughout the country whicl
have track Of him during the years o
his astonishing bigamies have record
that make 1t almost certain that h
has almost a hundred wives, although
he confesses to only 80.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-12-25

PARIS, Dec. ga midwife has
been arrested charged with the syste-
matte murder of new born infants.
The evidence gathered indicates that
12O infants have been been murdered
by the midwife and her servant.
The bodies We're cut up and burned
in a stove. The facts that deaths
were ever reported from the place led
to the investigation.