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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-04-20
Local Items

II. :. Bowen. r.. c. Wells and other
prominent citizens of the East end.
were here on Tuesday.
For shirts and underwear come to
this store j. :. Bottimore.
The latest from Mrs. \. b. Buchan-
nm, who is at the hospital i'm Richmond,
is that she is doing well. The time for
performing the surgical operation has
not been definitely fixed. Her husband
is still with her
Have you seen our line of ladies
shirt waists and skirts
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Oscar Holley's mother, an aged
colored woman, said TO be about 81
years of age, is quite sick at his home
in this town. She has lived i'm TaZe-
well all her life, and is, probably the
oldest woman in the county.
Spring Blossoms i'm nccIwear.
HARRISON 4 Gillespie Bros.
The news of the death of w. r. Wat
kins was received here with profound
regret. lie lived here several years
and made many friends.
a fine line of summer underwear in
French Balbriggan. French Lisle,
Mercerized Cotton and Mesh effects.
HARRISON x Gillespie Bros.
Mr. J. Fagg visited his family
here this and last week. While here
he presented his wife with a nice horse
and buggy. The horse is a beautiful
sorrel, and rugged in a set Of new,
brown harness. makes a stylish APP
peaIance.
Aconplcte line of bags and suit
cases. hunks and GripS-all prices.
HARRISON 4, Gillespie Bros.
Little johnny Read, son Of Beniamino
Read, has been very ill for two weeks
at the home of Prof Brahe, where he
has been boarding. He has compli.
cation Of heart trouble and typhoid
fever, and the chances are decidedly
against the little fellow.
Do yon need a new trunk? See ours
HARRISON x Gillespie Bros.
W. T. nan, di.s Ml9. III JdChSoHS
nephew, who has clerlled in the drug
store fer a long time, has gone 10 tn,
hospital in Lynchburg, the St. Andrews
for treatment. IT seems 10 have beer
finally settled that he has appendicitis
and an operation necessary. "Will'
Is popular here, and thousand gooo
wishes so with him, in his trial.
A mans weakness is often pretty
lie. N Q have them.
HARRISON 8 Gillespie Bros,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-04-20
323 Princeton Avenue, BIuefield, W. Va.

The usual interest in tennis has beer
revived here 10y the lovers OF the game
The High School court is the scene OF
some lively games nearly every after.
noon. 1t is said that another court or
two in town will be arranged for
The latest "fads' in gents hosiery.
Harrisson X Gillespie Bros.
Joshua Spence, aged 20 years, died
| at Eis home near Hankins, this county,
last Monday morning. Deceased
leaves five children, four of whom are
married The burial occurred i'm the
family burial ground Tuesday
Our China and Jap mattings are
much admired
HARRISON X Gillespie Bros.
We are having our biggest season
IN Rugs, Druggcts and Mattings.
HARRISON X Gillespie Bros.
Maj II. r.. Henry is reported rs i'm
proving, at the hospital in Lynchburg.
and hopes 10 be home soou.
We bought to please our friends.
Harrisson X Gillespie Bros.
DIR. Henry Crockett was called To
Bland last Sunday 10 see a ease of
sickness in the family of Mr.. c. p.
Mmscy.
Ladies shirt waists from 81 to So.
HARRISON X Gillespie Bros.
Rev. II. VI. Fugatc will preach i'm
HIGHLANDS next Sunday morning and
night.
ASK the Man with Gum" if it is
not the most practical bookcase as
well as a handsome piece OF furniture
Boyer sells it.
Envelopes and paper to match.
from $3.50 10 $500 per thousand.
each at News Office.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-04-20
A Rare Combination

La France the boot of Comfort-ease
Whose style and fit forever please
Whose quality admits
And made honor-inSide
ARE few OF the pleasant things that
L n may be truthfully said of the best
boot and shoe now made for wonen's
wear. In the comparatively short time the
La France has been on the market, it has
won distinction peculiarly it's own that
which no other make possesses. Fall and
winter styles now ready.
e have great stock OF both Shoes and Oxfors style
feathers at $3.50, $500 and $3.50 the pair
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-04-20
Notice 10 Advertisers.

Advertisers not having regular space
in this paper are requested TO send
copy early in the week.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-04-20

Hosiery and Gloves
HARRISON Il Gillespie Bros.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
TO KEEP YOUNG.

Be Active, Seek Variety aud Don't
g. BE AFRAID to Laugh.
Never retire from motive life Il you
can possibly avoid 1t; keep lin the
SWIM" keep the mind active; never
refer to your advancing years or say
Eat my age"
To preserve youth you must have a
variety of experience. The country
woman at forty. although breathing
purer air and living on a more health
full diet than the city woman, often
looks fifty. while the latter ut the
ty. But her mind is more active than
that of her country sister; that is the
secret Of her more youthful appear
ance.
Nothing else ages one more rapidly
than monotony-a dead level existence
without change of scene or experience.
The mind must be kept fresh or 1t Will
age. and the body cannot be younger
than the mind.
Few minds are strong enough to
overcome the aging influence OF the
life which rules In the
average country home. City people
have infinitely greater variety of life.
They enjoy themselves a great deal
more than country people. They work
hard when ut work, but when they are
through they drop everything and have,
a good time. There is no doubt that
the theater. in spite OF it's many evils,
has done great deal toward erasing
the marks of age. People who laugh
much retain their youth longer.-Suc-
cess
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
an -ANcIENT PYRAMIp.
story of E4he Tomb of the Christian
In Algeria.

story of E.4he Tomb of the ChrIstIan''
In Algeria.
The tomb OF the Christian in Algeria
is n pyramid on the summit OF a hill
more than 700 feet high, Mt the edge Of
the sea. 1t dates back to before the
time of st. Paul, having been built by
order of .Juba H.. the King of AIaure-
tania. as burying place for himself
and his wife, Cleopatra, the daughter
of Cleopatra and Mark Antony The
only daughter of Juba and his wife
was D.'u .;i!la, who married Festus, the
governor OF Juduea in the time of st.
Paul The tomb can be entered by
low doorway beneath one of the four
false doors. These have holdings on
them of Il cruciform shape and may
account for the title. 1.-The Tomb OF the
Christian" The passage within the
pyramid winds round and eventually
leads to two chambers shut of from It
by folding doors, which can be moved
up and down by levers. The tomb
must have been rified OF all it contain
ed centuries ago, though some think
that by eScavatiug in Il downward d.
rection it might still be possible to dis
cover the buryins place OF the king
and queen, supposing the two cham
bers. like the false doors outside, to
be a blind. Doubtless the younger
Cleopatra had brought the idea of
making royal mausoleum in the
shape OF pyramid from Egypt. Por-
tiors of marble statue of Egyptian
design We're found ut Cherchel, sug-
gesting that an Egyptian colony may
once have existed there. There are
two other similar monuments in AL
geria. in the provinces OF Oran and
Constantine respectively, the latter be
ing considerably older than the tomb
OF the Christian. which. however, is
the only one referred to in ancient
writfngs.-Autocar
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

WIZ the tzlrn llnrrlrl NAB CPS 20
tlle es4ue slrsi-
some a0 * hem sc net.i Few
NJ tde 1 ter
III E1 ton d 81 ted en-
flDu die Ions the new Int
viewers "a him St5oHt the hlEepl.
One t1tet9f 6yrar, nov ever t0ld the
repre- entatfve Of the subliTle pQrt q
funny story about Brigham ouIs a1sd
his many wives ana e induced the
minister TO reciprocate.
There Is 4 Turkish legend, ne said.
'.to fsse enect thar if man prags sew
en- consecutive MORNINGS alone " the
mosque for. good luck e VIII come.
Near st. Sophia mosque, cpnstQn no
pie. 4 poor man lived who trledStn CIR
~ out the Injunction; but when ne
khceled TO his clIafyTin. he alEvays saw
another man who hnd arrived tlsSt-
The fourth morning be coul4 festEilln
himself no longer ana cried cut What
IS the secret OF your getting to the
mosque drst2 get up early and lose
no time The other man asked, 'E7ow
many wives have youg When he an-
swered One. the fortunate man said:
You can never get to tho mosque ear
ller than I. for have four wives.
When wake up one brings me my
clothes, another gets my shoes, a third
prepares my bath. and the fourth
cooks breakfast The result Is lose.
no time. Now. my friend, so Mt once
md marry three other wives. and you
win know the secret OF my arriving
first ut the mosque.
The poor Turk followed the advice.
and very soon ne knew why the man
With four wives got to the MOSQUE
frst-he stayed there in. preference TO
staying at home. ''-Leslie,s Weekly.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
KfIIlnr Time.

To read for either instruction or
amusement is commendable. but It is
not so for the sake OF killing time. Late
in life, after his fortune had been
made, a successful merchant, Mr.. S.,
took young man into partnership.
Entering the Office on dull day In the
DUR season, the millionaire found his
partner yawning over book. whats
that you're dolng?" Mr.. S. asked.
There's nothing else to do, SO I'm
reading" was the answer. Nothing
else to do? ReadIng?y the great mer-
chant repeated in tone that ex-
pressed wonder, amusement and scorn.
when you've nothing else to do don't
read. ThInRg,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
SEASON. QPEIs
OCTOBER IE.

Local Nimrods are anzSionsly
aawiting Oct. Is, which is 4 week
froom today, when The West Vir7
ginia laws win allow them to hunt
wild turkey and quail and partridge.
Man-hunters are polishing up their
guns in anticipation Of hunting
this kind Of game.
The season for hunting grouse,
or pheasant, begins Oct Is and
ends Dec. IS. The season for wild
turkey and deer begins on the same
date, but ends ON Dec. 10. The
season for hunting this game is
short an dthe hunters take advant-
age of the brief two months TO hunt
all they can while the law permits
them.
In Ohio there IS no State law eff
fecting the hunting Of wild turkey,
but IN Pennsylvania the season be-
gins at the same tim as in this
State, but ends earlier, Dec. 1. In.
Pennsylvania quail or partridge
may be hunted in November only,
and in Ohio from Nov. Is to Dec.
5.
The season for hunting quail or
partridge in this State begins Nov.
/ and ends Dec. 20. The season
for rabbit and squirrel is also on,
beginning Sept. Is, and ending on
Jan. 1. Here are some facts about
the game laws of the State which
Nimrods must bear in mind
All non-residents of the State
must secure a hunters license from
the State game warden, license fee
fifteen dollars, which license is not
transferable and good only during
the open season for one year from
date of issue.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

Many years ago an old and well to
do farmer in western New York had
something of Il reputation as litiGant.
He had peculiar twist about his
mouth when he talked, due to some
muscular affection, which gave a strik
ing effect to his utterauces. His old
neighbors tell of a trip that he made
to see his lawyers on Il certain occa-
sion when he had made up his mind to
have Iawsi:is. he sat down with his
lawyer and laid out his case before
him ut ZENITH. The lawyer said, ''WeIk
on that statement yon haven't any
case" The old man hitched his trou-
sers nervousiy. twitched his face and
hastily replied. We'll can tell 1t an
other way."-Case and Comment
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
LONDON PUNCH.
one occanIon When the IsrOPrtetor
wanted It stopped.


The Introduction OF Sir Francis
Buruand 70 the stan OF Punch led to
an unusual incident The Bookbuyer
tells the story. Mr.. Burnand Ind ,giv-
en- up his profession OF law and was
devoting himself TO writing. It oc-
cured to him that burlesque on the
ed after the manner of the London
Journal might make a popular hit. He
proposed his plan to the editor Of
Punch, who ut once accepted the idea.
The first installment came out, Illus
trated by Gilbert. Du Afaurier and
Keene and reproduced in Journal fash
ion. 1t took at once and became the
talk OF the town.
The day OF the first issue the senior
proprietor OF Punch was i'll in bed
The number reached him with the
Journal burlesque folded on the out
side. At first he thought a Journal
had been sent him by mistake, but
when he discovered that the page
formed portion Of Punch he did not
stop to read 1t, but sprang out OF bed
at once. dressed and hurried to the
office.
stop Punch!'' he cried, bursting into
the room. stop Punch! You've got
a page OF the Journal In the formT
It took considerable explanation to
satisfy him that some dreadful mis-
take had not been made.
This was Mr.. Burnnnd's first appear
ance on the Punch star. The next
night ThacSeray took him to the week.
" dinner and introduced him.:
&c eutlemen-the new boy
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

Old Joe.-a farmer, was noted for the
many ways he had OF sIzimping and
saving. One day he hired a big country
boy to help him with his work. The
boy reported for duty at $50 o'clock in
the morninG. and Ola Joe sat him down
to breakfast After the lad had finished
the meal the sharp old farmer said.
What do you say II we eat dinner
while we are at it?r AS the boy agreed,
they fell to and ate little more. Then,
seeing that the youngster could eat no
more, Old Joe suggested, Suppose we
finish up and eat supper too" IAN
right" assented the lad, and he man
aged to swallow another crust OF bread.
Now let's get to work." shouted the
gleeful farmer, thinking OF the saving
in meals he had made. NO" returned
the boy, 81 never work after supper.
A mans time is his own then. Lon
don Times.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
COACH HURRY UP
Y0ST is A SAGE

Coach Hurry Up Yost, of the
University of Michigan, is known
all over the country as the develop
er of 100 to 0 football teams. Yost
is also a sage. il football teams
follow this advice they cannot lose {:
Here are some Of the wise say-
ings he has already made this fall {:
If you can keep the ball all the
time you can score.
The first principle of the forward
pass is to make it short and sure.
Don't think you can throw the
pigskin from goal to goal and get
away with the goods.
Be accurate in your kicking, es-
pecially in dropping goals from the
field. Drop them over the cross.
bars whenever you are inside the 40
yard line.
All teams should live up to this
advice.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
ImarInnry Diaenae.

The British Medical Journal says
that only an imaginary remedy will
cure an Imaginary disease which is
true to the old maxim. "'Similia simili-
bus curnntur." It continues; This
may be condemned by the righteous as
quackery, and quackery OF a kind it
undoubtedly is. But IL the real end of
medicine is to cure can she, when Ie-
gitlmate means fail, AFFORD to despise
anything that relieves suffering, even
though the suffering be imaginary"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10


~ n Il - ned 5 III lltl1l 81 1ElIllI1
ll1a Aiit
s.rha Jew IS said Is llllt s
known as the co mId ergsa inst
Eaid oscar s. Straus time tells Us
that under Richard I SEQ Jews sought
safety ii the castle Of York. where, not
being strong enough for defense they
killed their wives and children, threw
the bodies over the walls into the mob
below and, setting IRE to the castle.
were themselves burned alive. The
gentry owing money to the Jews has
tened to the cathedral. where their
bonds or promissory notes were kept.
and made a bonfire before the altar.
The compiler OF the Annals OF yYayer-
ley. in relating the event. Hume says,
,blesses the Almighty for thus deliver
ing over this tmpious race to destruc-
tlon.' History blazes with such stories
OF SELF sacrifice and barbnrity. The
commercial Instinct IN this particular
case appears 70 have been on the other
side.
'tInstead OF the Jew being a natural
barterer, he is the most spiritual man
alive. he has been pounded. through
the ages. robbed and nasSacred, but he
yields neither his traditions nor his
ideals. Had he been materinlistic he
would have sold out long ago ana
bought peace II he would Join the
Greek church he would be safe in Rus
sin. Rather than do that he win walk
Into the jaws of hell Therefore I say
that he is spirituaIlstic or ideallstic
rather than practical or material We're
to choose a family that would live I
would have 1t meet hardships and per-
secutions. Were I to choose one to die
/ would give It pleasure and luxury.
The Jew, denied his civil rights, de-
spoiled of his property, scourged and
murdered, has only been made tougher
and longer lived. His enemies have
given him strength and trained him
most admirably for the battle of life,
no matter In what part of the world
fortune may lead him. - New York
World.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

A colored preacher took some candf-
dates for immersion down to river in
Louisiana. Seeing some alllgators in
the stream. one of them objected.
why, brother" urged the pastor,
care of Jonah, didn't hep"
''Y-a-a-s," admitted the darby, ''but a
whales dinrrent. whales got a
mem'ry, but eff one o dem gators wus
ter swnller dis Niger. he'd ies' go ter
sleep dar in de sun an fergit all bout
me."-woman's Home Companion.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
The DomlnIon OF Canada.

The Dominion of Canada cnme into
existence on July !, 1867. The prov
Ince of Canada was divided into upper
and lower Canada. which divisions are
known now as Ontario and Quebec re-
spectively. 1t was subsequently aug
mented 10y the province OF Manitoba
and the Northwest Territories in 1870.
by British Columbia in 1871 and Prince
Edward Island in 1873 and now in
cludes the whole of British North
America.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

II can forgive, but cannot forget"
Is only one way OF saying, II win not
forgive" A forgiveness ought to be
like Cancelled note. torn in two and
burned up, so that It can never be
ugly kind OF forgiveness In the world
"a kind Of hedgehog forgiveness shot
out like quilts.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

This is to certify that all drug
,gists are authorized to refund your
money If Foley's Honey and Tar
fails to cure your cough or cold Jt
stops the cough, heals the lungs
and prevents serious results from d.
cold. Cures La grippe, cough and
prevents pneumonia and cJcsump-
ton. Contains no opiates. The
genuine is in a yellow package Re
fuse substitutes. Sturm 8 Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
STATE BU45U
lis IN SESSION

The State Board of Trade is in
second annual session at Charles
ton, with all the various boards of
trade represented except Clarks-
burg, which has not yet become a
member of the state Organization
The following program was carried
out today:
1000 a. m.-Inspection of the
great Kelley Axe Plant. One-half
Of the axe output of The world is
manufactured in Charleston. Meet
promptly at ten O'Clock corner of
Virginia and Capitol streets where
cars will be in waiting.
L 80 p. m.-Reports of commit
tees, continued, and action thereon.
Testimonial of the late Mr..
Weaver.
Miscellaneous business.
200 p. m.-Adress by Hon. w.
C. gSproul, of Pennsylvania and
West Virginia.
Addresses by honorary members.
New business.
Report of committee on nomina-
tons.
Election of officers
Introduction of the president
elect.
Adjournment.
8 500 p. m.-Informal smoker
rendered by the Charleston Cham
Der of Comemrce at Elks' Hall.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

Mrs. windfull-.Tust Imagine. Hiram!
One of the sailors Just told me that this
boat is now In communication with her
sister ship. wonder what the CONVEX
sation is about Mr.. WIndfnll-- Humph!
Most likely each is asking the other II
her cargo Is ON straight. Puck,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
Blood Poisoning

Results from chronic constipation,
which is quickly cured by DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They re-
move all poisonous germs from the
system and infuse new life and
yigor; cure sour stomach, nausea,
headache, dizziness and collie, With
out gripping or discomfort. csc.
Guaranteed by F. g. Bland, drug
gist.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

Bees Laxative Honey and Tar
the original laxative cough syrup
acts as cathartic on the bowels. IT
Is made from the tar gathered from
the pine trees of our own country
therefore is the best for children
1t is good for coughs, colds, Group.
whooping cough, etc. Try our free
offer. Sold by Frank g. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

ManZan relieves instantly the pain
aused by those blind, bleeding, itch
ng and protruding piles. 1t is
nut up in collapsibie tubes in such
way that it can be applied where
he trouble originates, thus stopping
he pain Immediately. Try one
bottle and if you are not relieved,
your money will be refunded. Try
our free offer. Sold by F. G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
LEARNING b Experiences.

Nellie always said THAT no two
people on earth think alike. L.lll-
Wei? Nellie Inns changed his mind
since looking over the presents his
wedding called forth. Woman's Home
Companion
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

Nell-when met May today I had
my new gown on. OF course I expect
ed her to say something about 1t, but
she pretended not to have seen It.
BELIEVES, she's mn awfully consider
ate and tender hearted girl. - Phila-
1elphia Ledger.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
NOTICE

will leave for ST. Louis, Mo-.
Sept. is, to take special course in
facial massage and hair treatrE emit
and viii return Oct s, 1906.
Mrs, Hilda Hidlebrand LeichreF.
nerynatoligest; 218 Mechanic street
s11tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10
Notice

I am going to take post gradu-
ate course in Baltimore. I will
leave November 1, 1905, and be
gone six months. All who owe me
will please call and settle on or be-
fore October 90, 1906.
DIR. J. B. PAYNE.
27s1otd2tw.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

It is we'll known medical fax
that pine resin is most effective e
the treatment of diseases az II
bladder and Kidneys. Sufferers from
backache and other troubles due
aulty action of the kidneys find r.
lief in the use of Pine-u!es 81
buys 80 days treatment Sold b.
F G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

..why have you and Harry ceased TO
be frIends9'
''He wanted to begin economizing the
minute we became engaged - chicago
Record Herald
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-10-10

How much the world needs kindness;
how easily It Is done!- Drtimmond-