Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1906-02-15
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business. He only pulls teeth as yet.
His instruments are rather simple
but are very effective. He places a
piece of stoyepipe wire around the
effected tooth and then ties the wire
to his drilling machine, then after
getting his patient we'll bound he
starts the machine and the tooth is
sure to come out, providing the pa
tients' head does not pull off. We
call the attention of the game ward
ems to the fact that John is evidently
practicing without license.
A rural mail carrier ran into a
"bear' north of Edinburg, n. D,
which he dispatched with gun bor-
rowed from the nearest farmer After
the whole neighborhood had feasted
on "bear steak" it was discovered
that the hide had long bushy tail,
which bruin is notoriously minus,
and several stomachs are in suspense
as to what their contents are.
DR.. Mitchell has organized a Sauer
Kraut Club at Euclid, which has
some successful feeds at stated inter-
walls. DR.. Mitchell is reported to have
a profitable practice.
Louis Shentley is homesteader
cup north" He has farm and a
house and other etcetera but no
home. He wanted Matilda Junt, to
make everything complete. Matilda
promised to come, or Louis thought
so at least, and he made everything
ready to receive her as queen of his
household. Her crown wouldn't set
straight, or something, and Matilda
stayed away. Negotiations were re-
newed and Louis assembled all his
friends and henchmen, also pastor,
once more, expecting the coronation
to pass off according to treaty. But
Matilda must be relative of Castro
for she disregarded the modus vi
vendi and left matters in statu quo.
Louis will be king of the southwest
of 2O-l56-50 Tor some such
place. all by himself. The chances
are that with Matilda on. the same
quarter his domain would resemble
Central American republic.
A chink hash mixer in Staples
restaurant went to bed smoking a
cigarette. After having dozed
little he dreamed he was having a
heavenly smoke The coffin nail was
drawing easily and he could inhale
great gobs of smoke without an
effort 1t was mile long and chang
ed to ashes ten rods per second Oh,
such a fine smoke! He would use
such cigarettes Only, hereafter! He
went to flirt off quarter mile of
ashes with his little finger and-got
burned. That woke him up The
night hawks who were taking a plate
Of pie at the counter are unable to
relate all that happened The most
dream couldn't begin
to comprehend the variety. It was
lots OF fun and not much damage
A syndicate has cornered the
canned tomatoes. The supply is, low
and the new crop does not come On
the market until next August.
A Northern Pacific train got STALL
ed at little station called Melvin4
out near Fertile, on the morning Of
Jan. 81, last. Senator A. D.. Ste
phens was there and. like everybody
else, got exceedingly hungry as time
passed. He decided to hunt up, a
farm house and get lunch. HE
found one mile or so from the
track. His own cravings satisfied, he
suggested the idea of carrying a sup
ply to the train. The farmers wife
loaded him up with biscuits, pan
cakes, butter, molasses and dough-
nuts, which the passengers shared at
Is cents per. Then out into the
storm he went again to deliver the
proceeds. When the farmers wife
saw II dollars in bright coin before
her, she thanked him SO earnestly
that it made the senator blush like a
school boy. The incident shows that
the senator is not lazy, and as a re-
ceptive candidate for the governor
ship he can originate stunts that has
Kentucky's tiddling favorite faded tc
a fragile.
Miss L. G.. Crozier, is "a lecturer
In one of her recent speeches or
sociological problems she advocated
chloroforming children born in squalit
circumstances in big cities. Sht
said: IF no other remedy is at hant
I will, if endowed with proper auth
GRITTY, put an end to children to whom