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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18
PATERNAL PRovOCATIoN.

Woman's Home Companion.
1t is 10 p. m. They are seated in the
parlor.
No, she says, bowiDg her head,
Pa says | am too young 10 become en-
gagged
II is Just $50 a. m. They are still
seated in the parlor.
Suddenly, from somewhere up stairs
gruff voice shouts: Henrietta. IL
that fellow waits little longer YOU II
be old enough 10 accept his proposal. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18
FINGER pnu
T l-NVLh b
Denver Post.

Denver Post.
Did you ever stop A
finger bowlsl'' asked Ann
Of the newspaper man /
Well, | had the subjec
before me right the other
from the East, a cranky a.
up at me when I sets ~
before him and saws: sN
young woman. | can eat
out having TO take a bail
[ took it away, and lie.
TO talk.
% Finger bowls ia oniy
gar, TO my mind, he ssy;
as well bring me in q eo1
or shaving outfit.
- Il guess you re right
ing him along a little SOD
for a tip.
Right he fires bafkI
right. Finger bowls aim
place on 2 refined persof
tooth brushes. Now, iuss
ID look picking up a t1i
going after my molars
through eating this
Wouldn t that disgust 81
Well. | agreed WITH
TO be out of the money
just then a woman q
began using the bowl.
that fat thing there b.
washing her whole face. :
bathing suit along | bet
10 take a dip in the bov,
at her, Do YOU suppose
with delicatessen, for insk
King of England?' y
Well. I should say
phatic. Ireplied.
''That tickled him, and'
! found % cents staring =
4 few more quarter gu'
like that and I'll petitit'
of this jaw joint to cut 4
Anyway, they are nothinll
ties. ain Z they!" n
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Constitutional lawyers in Congress
arc obstinate enough to persist in the
belief that their views on Capitalization
in opposition to those of the admins.
tration are correct.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18
SEALING " AK
STRING.
Indianapolis Star.

The grocer. instead Of !
OF cranberries with srrn
with sealing wax. ""
counter, in the past. me
had lain. there was nov
wax. with a tiny gas ~
1.-The druggists,
began this business o.
stead OF string 70 fasie3
Now nearly eycryoc
confec TONERS, tobnceon'.
instead OF string. lou
as cheap. and II msN
handler parcel. :.
1.-The string manuIs>
dealers feel this genera
wax. Their business nas
it. There is nothing fol
though, except 10 transio''
walks into wax plants.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

But the church leaders cannot think
that the administration would apply its
new constitutional doctrine TO local
Utah affairs in which the State had
failed to do iis duty.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

No communication In relation 20 publics.
Mon in o. business for The Tribune should be
JddYesse1 to any individual oficer Of this
nrporstion Matters relating 10 publication
,hould be addressed TO the Editor OF The
Tribune. aid communications relative TO sub
JcriprloIs and advertising or other business
Mould b, addressed to Salt Lake Tribune
Publishing Company.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18
A WONDERFUL cow.
Kansas City Journal

:. The productiveness of the soil of In.
dian territory and all things thereupto
apPertainlng is constantly growing. An
exchange offers a COW for sale in the
1oiiowing words: Full. .blooded cow for
saie giving milk, three tons of hav.
iot on cnlckens and several Stoves
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Governor Cutler doubtless sees little
to object to in the portions Of his mess
age that have already been submitted
10 him,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Whatever may he his belief as 10 his
power to control education generally,
the President has given up the idea
that he can control spelling.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Does the weather bureau intend to
please those whose coal supply is low
rather than those who want to see good
ice skating7
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18
RECORDS FOR REA
Philadelphia Bulletin.

FnlladelPDla buIle'A"'
"Our reading recorn
aged librarian. lis nela, o,
old lady OF 7S years, "a "a
our books show. over low
300 volumes a wear since =
"Our average subserlu'
the wears course from
volumes. though We nave !.
who get through 2oV 'o''
twelvemonth. -
"'They who buy their
much less. ] am inform
bookseller that The avs'
buyer doesn Z read more y
books q year. The ocoS
reads 100 books a year ~
bird -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

This Christmas buying may be weari-
some to the average man, but how
would he feel if he had several large
families to buy for!
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Anyway, the President s views re-
garding his powers in State affairs, are
very generally approved, in Japan.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

1t is said that friends of Apostle
Smoot have urged him TO make a speech
in the Senate in his own behalf, but
are they really frlendsi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

But in buying gift articles early, do
not many ladies take the risk Of not
liking the articles when the time comes
10 present them7
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

In the matter of furnishing infor-
nation to the Legislature on the sub,
ject of education. the Governor NAV
rely on the assistance of Logan.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Not wishing TO see her father wor-
red over the problem of selecting gifts,
the thoughtful daughter is giving him
much informa ton about furs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

One of Senator Sutherland s holiday
JOYS will be derived from reading his
Smoot speech again and giving it a few
finishing touches.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Coal being scarce, consumers may be
compelled to adopt the extreme meas
ure of not wasting any.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

IT will be all right, however, to buy
gifts even late. if they are TO be given
TO little children of the poor
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

In their holiday buying. some persons
may be so selfish as to spend some Of
their money for articles for themselves.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

II Japan gets the notion that this
country ls afraid of it, our people will
do all that is necessary to show it it's
error.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

IT is not proper TO give an imitation
diamond as Christmas present, as the
young lady may be able to see the diff
ference
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Apostle Smoot may concede, for the
sake of the argument, that the minor
ity report is right in stating that he
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

There are many ingenious toys on
the counters, but the simpler ones may
have the merit of giving the greater
JOY
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

France should be able to show that
it is religious without engaging in
strife TO prove it.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

Nice upright Knabe piano, $3.50, on
easy payments. y. Y and Western
Piano Co, 90 Market, near postofice.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18
A FIFTY.WORD ESSAY.

Detroit Journal.
Tom Barker. said the teacher.
''stay in after school and write a
com position of fifty words
Tom handed in the following and
was soon on his way TO the swimming
pool:
Jessie was fond of kittens. She
saw one on the road and called: Here
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18

has opposed polygamy. but will he be
allowed 70 say that polygnmy is wrong Z
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-18
OUR DIVORCE LAWS.

Chicago Tribune.
The Census Taker-Your name,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
"SNOOzER" IN
PERTH AMBOY
Went TO Sleep in Trolley Car and
Police Had Him When He
Came Too.

"Snoozer," the fat, sleepy char
acter in the New York Sunday World,
funny side, had a living example in
this city yesterday. A big. husky
Irish American young man fell asleep
in a trolley car coming to this city
from New Brunswick shortly before
noon and the efforts of the conductor
to awaken him were fruitless. He
couldn't even be aroused when the
car arrived in this city. The con-
ductor called Detective Sergeant
Huff and lie and Sergeant Mulligan
took the sleepy one from the car and
started towards police headquarters
with him between them. He could
Just about get along.
When they had gone a short dis
lance he began to come to his senses
and he said, as a person might upon
waking suddenly, "W-w-where are
you taking me?" He soon realized
how things stood and he vas released
by the officers, as he had done moth
ing more than go to sleep. He had
not been drinking to excess. but he
must have been terribly tired.
"SnooZer" is a Woodbridge young
man and a number of friends who
have heard Of the incident are MAX
ing sport of him.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
MEMORIAL SERVICE.
Was Held in Beth MOrdecai Syna-
gogue This Morning.

TIE service in the synagogue of
Beth Mordecai this morning marked
the closing of the Feast of the Pass
over. The services at 10 O'Clock were
a memorial for the dead and depart
ed and a prayer for the repose of
their souls, and all those who have
lost anyone showed their love for
them by contributing toward the sup
port of the synagogue. A prayer was
offered for the martyrs who have
given up their lives in the recent a
sacre in Russia. DR.. solomon deliver
ed a sermon for the occasion, dwell
ing on the beauty and then pausing
in the midst of the festivities and de-
voting a brief period in thinking of
the beloved dead.
He called upon his people to make
real the love which they bore to their
departed, and TO remain loyal to the
ideal for which the dead strove.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
ARRESTS BY TELEPHONE
DisOrderIy in Saloon in Hail Avenue
Yesterday Afternoon.

John Habena was arrested by tele-
phone yesterday afternoon for his
part in a fracas at the saloon of John
Zanwilinski in Hall venue. Habena
was held this mornig for a hearing at
Z O'Clock tonight.
After the miXup yesterday after
noon Habena started for the police
station to complain that Zanwilinski
had taken a club to INN. Meanwhile
the saloonkeeper told Patrolman
Meshrow that Helena had hit him
with a beer bottle, cutting his head,
and that he had also broken twelve
bottles on the street. The officer saw
the head and the glass and he tele-
phoned to police headquarters to hold
Habena when he arrived to complain
against the saloonkeeper. A club
made from the heavy end of a base
ball bat was taken to the station,
Habena claiming that Zanwilinski
had used it. Ianwiliniski was not
in court this morning.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
MINERS IN A RIOT
AT YOUNGSTOWN, PA.
Three Killed at Windber in Strike
Mob Fight Families Living Near
Mine Have Moved Out.

WINDBER. Pa, April 17.-In n mad
assault last night upon the Jail here
by IL vast mob of foreign miners from
the Bcrwind-White colliery three men
were shot dead, two Others were NOR
tally hurt. Il score or more were iniur-
ed and several buildings were almost
torn TO pieces. All OF he families liv-
ing near the Jill have moved ont, as
the mob threatens to return and blow
up the Jail. Large quantities of dyna
mite is stored a.. the colliery.
The men have been IN strike since
April /. going ont, though unorganizeti,
at the command Of the union miners Of
nearby towns.
The place Ia in a state OF terror. Sher-
if Begley has been summoned. and IA
appeal has been made to Governor
pennypacker for troops. There are sew
eral others of The rioters who have Sus-
tanned slight injuries.
The bodies ut Il ate hour were lying
in the street where they fell. the strik-
to remove them. '
The riot was the result of IN at
tempt on the part of striking miners
TO rescue some of their comrades who
had been placed under arrest.
The arrested men were marched to
the lookup door, but there Il mob had
formed. and IN attempt was made TO
take the men from the officers. Forced
back from the Jail door, the mob,
growing more violent every minute.
threatened the deputies until the Off
GERS fired. The mob hesitated, APP
parently not expecting the deputies
would resort TO firearms. When the
smoke had cleared away and the vie
Tins of the shots We're viewed by the
crowd there Were cries of anger, and
soon miners that were armed returned
the shots of tie deputies. The firing
ceased almost as 500 us it begun,
however. and thu crowd filed
from the iail
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
GIVES RUSSIA CONCERN.
ST. Petersburg 0ficia! Tells of Nine.
Andreieva and MOrOsOf.

ST. PETERSBURG, April 1I.-MaN-
i'm Gorky's reception in the United
States is giving The Russian govern
ment considerable concern. \ hlsll o.
fetal here made the following state
ment:
I'm listening to Gorky the American
people should understand that he is
not a liberal nor II rcformer, but IL re-
volutionlst pure and simple. lie Is
certainly Il writer of talent, perhaps
even Il genius. and much that he says
regarding the conditions in Russia
doubtless is true. but it should be
made clear that his object is not re-
form. but revolution, Nine. Andreieva,
who accompanies him, is not his wife.
she is also Il rev0lutionist, and Nj.
Morosotf. one Of Moscow's merchant
princes, gave her 81 100000 for the rev
dictionary aust When the govern
ment last sumE'cr secured proof of
this fact he was given t~wenty-four
hours to leave Russia or stand trial
here. He fled to Paris, where he COM
United suicide in rhagrin,'
NJ. MoroSolf was known rs "the Rus
sian cotton king and prominent in
the Liberal movement last year, and
it is possible that he is the person al
luded to in the foregoing statement,
although no Information of his eXpul-
sion from Russia or his subsequent
suicide in Paris has reached this coun-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
MANY DIVORCES VOID.
Supreme Court Decision Said TO At
feet 10000 Children.

WASHINGTON. April Ill is said
that thousands OF children were stamp
United States supreme court iust hand
ed down. Tie principle established is
that n state cannot grant q divorce
when but one party TO the marriage
is Il resident within its jurisdiction.
The decision was by II vote Of > 10 4
Justices Harlan, Brewer, Brown and
Holmes dissenting.
1t Is estimated that at least 10000
children are affected by the opinion.
These are the offspring of marriages
based on divorces granted where but
one Of the parties resided in the state
issuing the decree of separation. Jus
tice White rendered the majority opin-
ion.
The case at issue was that Of John
w. Haddock against Harriet %IIaddock.
1t came up on appeal from the New
York courts.
Justices Brown. Harlan and Brewer
held that the divorce granted in CON
nectlcut was legal and should be ac-
cepted by al other states and char
acterized the majority opinion as Il
step backward.
Justice Holmes said he would not go
FAR MS TO declare that civilization
would come TO an end because of the
conclusion reached by n majority of
the court. but the result would be to
make many children illegitimate.
The effect of the decision IS 10 null
lily all divorces granted where both
parties did not reside in the state is
suing the decree. This will include all
divorces granted in South Dakota
where one party has gained a tenn
uOrary residence for the express pur'-
Of securing II separation. the other
party not having lived in that state.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
POLICE COURT NEWS.
1Oinqs Before the Recorder This
Morning.

\ bondsman appeared last night
or Steve Marasky, who had been
committed TO jail for the grand jury
on a charge of stealing $40 from his
father.
Boy c. Hansen was released under
bonds last night for a hearing tomor-
rOw morning on a charge of threat
ching his wife's life with a knife.
A Polish woman complained last
night that she had been struck by her
s~on-in-law after being called towards
Il doorway by a companion of the
young man. Her neck and head we're
bruised. Warrants were issued and
an arrest was made today.
A complaint has been made by %
man who alleged that another man
attempted to assault his Wife.
Gilbert and Eddie Condor, Of Og-
den place, appeared in court this
morning in answer TO a charge of
throwing tones at Karl Lund and
his son. Mr.. Lund's head was cut. 1t
was NOT the Youngsters first offense
and they were severely lectured by
The recorder. Mr.. Lund did not wish
TO press the charge further and the
boys were released.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
OBITUARY
GEORGE CALDiCOTT.

George CaIdicotT, Until recently a
resident of this city where he was
employed at the terra Gotta works,
died last week. The funeral was held
Friday from the home of James
Briefly at Kearny, and interment was
made in Arlington cemetery. Mr..
Caldicott had relatives in this city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17

PHILADELPHIA. April II. 49, King
Edward VII. of England, through Sir
Mortimer Durand, his ambassador, will
receive the degree of doctor of laws
from the University of Pennsylvania
on Thursday at the university's OBJ
servance of the bicentenary of the
birth of Benjamin Franklin, the cele-
bration of which opens here today and
continues until Friday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
GEORGE

old child of Mr.. ana Mrs. Morris
Bremen, of 100 Catherine street,
died yesterday after Il brief illness.
The funeral will be held omorrow
morning at s o'clock from their resi-
dence.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
TO BE Buried Today.

The funeral of Pasqualo Zappone,
nineteen years old, of 235 Elm street,
the Italian who was found between
the Central railroad tarcks near the
Raritan river railroad bridge, and
who died in the city hospital Friday
night, will be held from Burke's
morgue in State street this afternoon.
Interment will be in st. Mary's CEN
etery.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
CITY BRIEFS


The nnhlic schools reonaned this
rnnrning after q five dlvs' vacation.
1,be Rnard of Edncation meets
4on3ob+ ID ~raceive hids for n number
~ contracts
III Elks will install officers at
toniqbfs meeting in The rooms in the
oda Eellows' buiIding
s r Greacen's garage in Smith
.iraat onnosite Mcclellan street. is
/ ahont romu1afed and Theodore
| p-lnn5good's auto The FIRST ia he mt
In ,ogs 1Iared there Yesterday AFTER
nnon
rho work on The bridge an
,rosob win non bo comnIered The
,n,ro 4. n,,ita Mon
pnconsa Of the celebration of
M ,orot.na,e over rastar Nondov
If fbe ofica mon and foremen
ai'"i esntorias baraabonts had 81
ag hnconse 60 few Iahorers an
ror vol,
i''"i NJ noIina boyo an thair med-
a., n,aigbt cots
Tinemitbe have baen nj work on
a., - 81 - toitor shon at no
euh stroa+
Nv a,yninns have been hing in
go +bo packar House oaice and
45,.;ao., storo smith street
DiieS III. haze been commenced
nc ahomt The Cniones nrop-
". tig W. !" hi,'T NJ cy.ie street
Ely ~ 80 ttno,ar5 Rarton of New
w. q! w. toa,n Co.. p, fevy DAYS visit
,o,f = IL Wv"
lns uSmiS.. zorbor of sortb First
",iinn' %-na,o rll ,.aetardo, ~
a1ise., VII. ~ NV ,rin shortly under
IL, ~, ono Of his ewes ot
81 an ope,1t,o hoonitai
- Macnae : noSp''", a. this CITY. who
Ill "alos HlauaGr' JD5~biIade1nbi, is
nas = posisiom ar - toy,n w
aoT hoIio IN Inc etree+ was
,onon+od ~ tbo nuthoritiae to-day If
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17

WASHINGTON, April L. Presi-
dent Roosevelt has decided 10 appoint
Eharles b. Aycock, former governor Of
North Carolina, and Van Leer Polk Of
pnessee members Of the delegation
n the United States to Tie pan
Yerican conference which is TO meet
July at Rio Janeiro. These appoint
nts are made in accordance with the
shes of southern members Of con
Pss.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
Corbin to BE Lieutenant General.

WASHINGTON. April 1T.-President
Roosevelt sent the following nomina-
tlonS to the senate: Major general to be
lieutenant general, Henry c. Corbin.
PostmaSters - Connecticut, Mary f.
Bell, Portland. New Jersey. G. G.
Reed, Park Ridge. New York. Burt
Graves. Middleport; G. Il. Call. North
port; G. NJ. Mayor, Olean.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
American Woman Explorer.

LONDON, April II. Mrs. Laura
Fitzgerald, an American. with an or
ganizcd expedition. has left Mocodor
TO explore the great Atlas mountain.
in the region of the Gundafy highlands.
the scene of C-unninghamc Grahan's
capture by Moorish brlcauds years
ago.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-17
Chinese Governor Punished.

LONDON. April IA Shangna. re-
port says that an imperial decree has
been issued dismissing tn Ting Kao.
governor Of Kianesi. for his connection
with ihn recent murder of French mis-
s~lUuariaS.