Arizona republican., 1906-05-13
Little James
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(COncernig the Kaleidoscope Group
 ings which have Marked the Rate
 Bill Controversy.)
 Tn Democrat Senators is Beginnin' to find fault at they been given tn Bubble Cross by their Lait Ally, Pres dent Rooseyfelt in tn Crusade agin the Rale Rodes. Senter Tillman, he sez It'll be a long time before Mister RoOseyfelt can git the Senyure Senaer rum South Carliny to Champeen wun of his Favrite Mazures fer him. I was a little 'Spishus of lining myself up with Mister Rooseyfelt in tn Begin him. I remembered at he ust to be Recklous about his Associashuns and at he didn't keer whether his Gests was White or Black. I always made it tn ROol of my life to hold Aloof fun folks at seems to be Cutler Blind that away. But he acted so Feerce agin tn Raleroads at was Deserved into b'leevin at he mite be some help by gitten enuff Republican Seneters on our side to help us out. They Uuddent come an now he's went over to them an is most as feerce on that side as he was on ourn. Mister Rooseyfelt in my pinyun is Similar to what NapOlyun ust to say God was, at he always wanted to be on tn side at had tn Heaviest Battalyuns. I gess I wont to be a Wet Nurse for any more Administration Bills durin' this Administrashun. anyhow. I been lefc with this here Hepburn -Dolliver bill on my hands, with nobody but me to look after it.
 Senter Bailey, he sez: q allus Rhode at ROoseyfelt was a Bluffer, but I tAot he had nerve enuff to engage in tn Harmless but Excitin Sport of Chasin Octapusses. He's all rite till he gifts out of site of his Frens. an then he gifts homesick. He's grate at PersOoin tn Trusts like he is goin to Bust 'em if he ketches 'em, but when he gifts wUn Cornered. ne backs off an sez it's a case of Mistaken Identity an he sez he's only after tn Wicked Trusts. This here Vishus Octopuss hunter and Implaycable Trust Buster at we took into our Buzzum is a Quitter of the Worst Sort an he's made himself an us tn Laffin Stalk of tn Nasnun."
 Tn Republican Senters they laffs to their selfs an sez: "Our Wanderin' Boys come home agin. after makin a Sashay around with the Democrat Senters in By an forbidden paths. an seems to be all Rite Yit"
 President ROOseyfelt he sez to tn Republican Senters I'm glad to see at we got together at last on this nere Troublesome RalerOde Rate Bill" an | tellygrafts to tn farmers all over tn Country an sez: "I been teIlin you all along at tn Republican Senters had to ! take my vues about this here Rate l. Legislashun, or they'd be Trubble | Now you see, I was Rite about it. I | wuddent stand no Foolishness. I told l 'em Whats What. an now we're goin ! to nave a Rate Bill"
 A Dtsintrusted Observer, he sez: We see tn Republican Senters an President Rooseyfelt got together at 1 last" ''Yes," sez anothern: 9Th Pres ident got lost fun his Party an if | they'd a gone Chasin around after him they mightn't Never a-found him. They just Sot Down an waited till ne come Around that Way. That's allus tn best way when you're lookin fer somebody in a Crowded Street.
 Anuther Disintrusted Observer. he sez: 'I see at tn President is Con gratulatin tn Country on havin' Sub dooed tn Senters. It Remins me of tn story of tn Victory of a Fox over q Wulluf wunst, which only inflicted wun Cashulty onto tn Fox. Tn Fox he went foarth to Destroy a Feroshus Wulluf which was Ravagin tn Naber- hood. When they met, tn Fox ne sez I'll jest Inveegle this here Monster Somwhers else where they is good F1tin' Ground The WuIIuf he was F lnveegled most too Easy. sos at when tn Fox was jist jumpin safe into ais Lare they wasn't hardly no Daylight between 'em. When tn Fox got his Breth agin he begun Countin hisself over an he sez: That aint so bad: I aint lost nuthin but l.. Tale"
 LITTLE JAMES.