The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-06-22

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room where men were sticking hogs,
her red heels In blood, and looking at
the slaughtering OF animals. listened
to their squeals, without finching 81
had seen Chicago" Kipllng concluded
in regard to this woman.
ATCHISoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
A compliment is always exaggerat
ed.
The first reproach is the first nail
in the coffin Of friendship.
Are you light on the trigger when
1t comes to speaking Ill Of people?
The average woman Is as closely
confined to the house as fireman.
About the only thing positively
known of medicine is that some of It
will physic you.
AS a. lldlitI VI ldCl, sOu uoh lcdlly
know any one well enough to tell him
your troubles.
When a man pays a man a compli-
ment, he puts nothing that Is counter
felt in circulation.
What has become OF the old fash
ioned country church that gave Mrs.
Jarley's Waxworks?"
When a man has to insist every once
in a while that he is as good as any.
body, he hardly ever Is.
A smile is always passed around
when an elderly woman says Mama"
in speaking of her mother.
Still" man said today, II will say
people pay mighty little attention to
what say: particularly women"
When a widow begins to remodel
her house, that settles it with the
neighbors: She has matrimonial in
tentions.
Hatred of the rich is not modern.
Remember the Bible story aoout Dives
and Lazarus, and how the rich man
was punished?
Every time an unmarried man says
he is lonesome the women regard 1t
as equivalent to an admission that he
is looking for a wife.
There are some people who are all
right in every respect, except that
they enjoy seeing man who has been
run over, or hanging.
An Atchison woman says the worst
thing she ever did in her life was that
once she played a piano solo fourteen
pages long at an entertainment.
| 1t is possible for a very highly ed
ucated man to pay a compliment in
such terms that the person receiving
it never knows if it is a compliment or
slam.
Get a grown man to tell of the first
money he ever earned, and you will
hear that his parents compelled him
to spend it for clothing.
Married women shouldn't have such
a hard time. A man has a lot of
things to manage, but woman has
nothing to manage except a husband.
And usually husband is easy.
The country fellows needn't be in
dignant because few glasses of beer
are sold in Atchison, in violation of
law. What do the country fellows dc
with the seines hanging up in their
barns?
BY following physical culture pre-
scriptions faithfully a girl may in the
course OF six weeks be able to fasten
the third button from the top in her
waist that buttons down the back.
A loafer walked into a store today
and sat down in a chair intended fol
ladies'. BILL" one Of the clerks said
to another clerk Of that name, "you
speak to MIN; people hate you, any
way"
We walked into store today, ant
two clerks were arguing. Here's &
, critic" one Of the men said. when VIZ
came in; lets leave 1t to him" Wher
you are called a critic by q man, yo,
hate to decide against him.
Truth is important, If you can finC
it. But truth is very apt to elude you
Half the people and newspapers CLAIM
one thing as the truth, while the othe
half of the people, and the other hal
8 of the newspapers, claim that the re
9 verse is the truth.