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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
slx MIIlions Tor EquIpnent.

St Paul, Mimi. March II. : The
Great Northern viii spend more than
$4,000, 600 for freight and passenger
equipment this year. New refrigera-
tor cars for meat and fruit will also
b. purchased.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
,kansas citx REMUNERATION Padding:

Kansas City. March 17.-There Is
evidence of padding in the registration
here for the coming, municipal election
and the Republican city central COM
nnfttee has organized special com
msttea IN make an investigation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
.MIs.onri pefeated <. U.

Kansas City. Mo-. March 1s.-Mis-
souri, university defeated Kansas uni
versity-by- q score of IS to in their
annual indoor athletic meet in Con-
vention hall in this city.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
J .rhree- lAnierlcans Enter.

Lqndona March 19.XThree' Ameri-
can Rhodes scholarship students have
been selected to, represent Oxford in
the Inter university sports which are
TO tske place on March "a. " zoe
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. III cures PAIN
full, smarting, nervous feet ana lngrowtW
nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery
of the age. Makes new shoes easy; "a
certain cure for sweating feet. SOLD py
all Druggists, 25c. Trial package fhEE.'
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
s harriman Grabbed Them.

Los Angeles, March 10. - Offcial
confirmation of recent rumors that E.
H. Hartman had gained control Of
the Lbs Angeles Pacffc electric in
terurban sss6ehi Is fo,nd in the on
cial record OF meeting of the board
Of directors.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

When a girl begins to ask a fellow
about his life insurance the rest ought
to be easy.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

white beds are women and girls who
are awaiting or recovering from opera
tions made necessary by neglect.
Every one of these patients had
plenty of warning in that bearing down
feeling, pain at the left or right OF the
abdomen. nervous exhaustion, pain in
the small of the back, pelvic catarrh,
dizziness, fatulency, displacements or
Irregularities. ALI of these symptoms
are Indications of an unhealthy con-
dition of the female organs, and If not
needed the trouble may make Roadway
until the penalty has to be paid by q
dangerous operation, and a lifetime OF
impaired usefulness at best, while IN
many cases the results are fatal.
Miss Luella Adams, of Seattle. Wash.
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
"About two years ago was q great suf-
farer from a severe female trouble, pains and
headaches. The doctor prescribed for me and
finally told me that had q tumor and must
undergo an operation If l wanted to get well
felt that this was my death warrant, butt
spent hundreds of dollars for medical help,
but the tumor kept growing. Fortunately I
corresnondedwith an aunt inthe New England
States. and she advised me to take Lydia T.
Pinkham,s Vegetable Compound, as It was
said to cure tumors Ibid so andimmediateiy
began to improve in health, and was entirely
cured, the tumor disappeaIng en.lre,y; WILL
woman would try this great preparation"
Just as surely as Miss Adams was
cured of the troubles enumerated in
her letter, Just so surely will Lydia E.
F., Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cure
other women who suffer from fe-
male troubles, Inflammation, kidney
troubles, nervous excitability or ner-
vous prostration.
Mrs. Pinlxham invites all young
women who are i'll to write her for free
advice. She. is daughter-in-law of
LYDIA e.. Pinkham and for twenty-five
wears has been advising sick women
free of, charge. Address. Lynn. Mass.
Tee AnNINE ANY QUESTION
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
worth Knowing

that Allcoclk's are the original ana only
genuine porous plasters; all o'hei 81 '"''~
norous plasters are limitations,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
There Is no Rochelle Saits' A,um,
Lime or Ammonia In TODD made"""
Calumet
Bakii1g ~
Powder
Complies with the Pure Food Laws
of ALL StateS-

No matter how bad the failure, the
optimist always manages 10 save a.
few chunks of hope.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has a rich
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory,
Peoria, Ill.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
HOSPITALS CROWDED
MAJORITY OF PATIENTS WOMEN
Mrs. Pinkharns Advice Saves Many
From this Sad and Costly Experience.

1t is n sad but
certain fact that
e very ye a r
brings a n | n
ere q Sc in the
numberofopera-
tons performed
upon women in
ou r hospitals.
Morethan three
fourths of the
patients ly in g
on those snow
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup.
ANIMATION allays palm cures wind collie. sc bottle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

Some people are as hard to please
as a college graduate looking for MS
first job.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

Love is only serious tn girl who
is in love for the first time.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

Any old cigar tastes good to. the
man who is trying to quit.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23
LEGAL ADVICE z Any 0 sFFHF :. !
Msii s.. 90 Law Bureau People Institute chlcaeoS

r .. :s.. - 81: ThompsOn's Eye water
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-03-23

Any man can lie, but it requires
practice to do it successfully.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-25
pas mrile Famm
Snmoriitiihe Grsahlnf1g
uon
Il II , h Strnt
tSortiebung.)

Marttn Siebenpfeiffer ieuf5te tief
urlf. Nun mar er mitten orin in bel
BEN 2iebesabeuteuern, BEL 5rau Senus
I'M 90rielberg, uno fanO Oen 3dubere
garten eiiig talt, o @letf9erpofern
our6ndBt, boa brennen0er Sonne i6er
Dem rerfdterten, f9mer5enben 9dupt,
uno fe9nte fi9 na9 Der grauen @ntdgz
li6feit zines @aFbof6ettes, elmer
JlaiGe Selterfpdfer uno elmer SoIis
Natrpa. uno abnte: ni9t Der fsrne
i'm MGrd6entpalo leu6tenbe 8liit6en<
fern, neir, Der empfinOli9 blaue Sled
am eigenen Geib, od5 lit Die pabre
blaue 8lume Ser Romontif.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-25

uIan ala Mnar3ii It n:
reun6 5. Sod lebe DIE Inar9l'
un6 Sosiclbemotratie!" fhrieb Oh
lllan Stint in SiihelOorf on Die Wani
Ser IrreitseIle, pofiir i'm bas &rieas.
geri6t nit brei MDnuten Gefdngnit
beTtrafte.
Attsctpr.
Sin eten aus Snoicn auriidssfebrter
ytaturfori9er piini9t einen jungea
Stser gu berfdufen. Dos Shier lift
t4On sefIedt unb febr ssboriam; fribt
aues nno bat namentli9 Ginoer febr
aerr.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-25
@Utttbahsts FahrDlatt.
Odnoalia Sine.

Mbgang @nfunft
Ut. Bouts Spell dst 3d.. l 60gm Bittsbura SpeI, tdsi& g. s aoFm
gaplial GEpreb fdl 8 d. Z OtDn ZEN Bort eypreb taen& .. 8 6eEm
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Gf ebam dec, nrr soun.. z 00m Serre Sante gfsno Nec tao 10 $50 m
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aspsano, Gtnesuuar, CHICAGO q st Iouts AatIwav
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-25
IL. & |.

~ er Eubgletf6er sebOrte, tpie ous
~ f9on in feinem Namen lag.
z gu Den barmloieren Sirngez
hiISen hei Senen sic 6nchtneft
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
KIEaONAS AND BATH
RnRrS

$500 values, for this sale sS.9s
2.25 values, Tor this sale ... l.4s
l.so and si25 values, this sale 90
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
TOWELS

AT 33c, was 42c, pure Linen
Huck Towel, made. close and firm.
soft finish, 22 BY 40 inches in Size.
Az good az any SOC Towels we can
show You today. Per dozen, So. 80
At 10c, was 12iac, a Cotton Huck
Towel, ~ by 40 inches in size, pref
ty colored borders A good firm
Towel for common use. 8 for csc.
AT loo, Bath Towels usually sold
for 1870, in both bleached and I'M
bleaehed.
At Q for e5c Better values we
never offered better Bath Towels
when cotton was Mt its lowest point.
At zoe, @Rubdryy Hand Towels.
usually sold for 25c eacll. EQUAL
to Nuen fer use and far superior
n wear. They do not lint.
At 2sfor 25c, about four dozen of
the best Onion Linen Huck Towel,
with pretty colored borders, on the
market. 10 by 3s inches in size and
usually sell for lie or Use.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
CHILDREN'S COATS
TALK OF THE TOWN.

rooms.
al. W, Martins Uncle Toms Cabin to.
night at Hale's.
See Abbott's advertisement on chill
dren's garments.
Railroad shirts in soft and stitf bosoms
at MeWhorter's.
I Angelo scampini left this morning
on business trip to Boston.
Don't forget the genuine and leading
Uncle Toms Cabin company tonight.
Remember the only big Uncle Toms
Cabin company at theatre tonight.
Come to Miles hall Saturday evening
ito the series dance. Good music fm
nished by Gilbertson's orchestra.
William Mcqueen OF Middletown
Conn, is visiting his mother. Mrs. Eliza,
beth Mcqueen, who is i'll. Mr.. Mcqueen
returns tomorrow night TO resume lis
duties as draughtsman for granite
firm in Middletown.
Regular meeting of junior Court
barre, NO. !, i. Of a., will be held in
toresters' hall, Worthens block, Mon.
day evening, Jan, Is, at o'clock. In
staliation OF officers. Let all members
be present. Per order, r. c.
The Lorne Elwyn GO, ali next week
at the opera house Remember each pa
and 30 cent ticket entities the holder
TO chance on the beautiful sable fox
scarf, on exhibition in Homer Fits
garment department window.
City Auction rooms tonight, ronq
clock, one art square 9x12, in good condi.
ton; one sideboard, nearly new a large
wardrobe, chamber set, range, exten.
sion table and line of new and useful
household goods. Don't miss il.
The advance sale for the performance
Of the Lcrne Elwyn Co. .at the opera
house Monday night insures a full house.
Get tickets now and secure d chahce on
the beautiful sable fox scarf to bc given
away by the company at the Saturday
matinee.
The fire department was called opt az
Glo tins morning TO put out q chimney |
Dia1e 40 the house Of Mrs. Eugene Brun |
enc at the corner of Maple and Hairinr-
Ton avenues, The blaze did not amount |
TO much for the dry chemical was used
quickly distinguishing the flame The
hre horses made the quickest time N
reaching = fire 50 far from the station
that they ever did. They were iust four
minutes from the time they left the
station until they stopped at The scene
o. the hfe, and Il was long run,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
TALK OF THE TOWN.
children's garments from CSC up to
$500 at Abbott's.

Children's garments from CSC up to
$500 at Abbott's
Series dance az Miles hall Saturday
evening. Gilbertson's orchestra. Free
pieces, viii furnish music.
Of the log marriage licenses issued
by the city clerk during 1908, as Of the
groons were American born and 81 Of
the brides. The total number OF licenses
was two less than for the year previous.
and the proportion of American and for.
elgn born was about the same.
Abram Mann, who Il tearing down
the old French house at the corner Of
Elm and Washington streets. Il on the
lookout for old things. This morning
he found some butternuts between fbe
partitions, and the nuts were certainly
old, how old it is impossible to state.
The meats were found to be in fairly
good condition. Tie other day Mr..
Mann found q razor in case. The
ends Of the case had been eaten Of by
mice and the animals lad started on
the handle Of the razor. The upper
story and the second floor Of The house
are now down.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
WASH GOODS

Fleeced Goods, including Arnold's
Superfne Flannels that sell for tsc
per yard. For this sale, 7Hac per
yard.
Eden Flannel The best Flannel
for a cheap one for waist, and in
exactly the same patterns as French
Flannel A pretty cloth, ~ inches
wide, and usually sells for 15e per
yard. For this sale, 1oc per yard.
Csc Royal Eiderdown for 17c -
Beautiful double-faced goods, excel
lent patterns for bath robes, kimo-
nos, dressing sacques, etc. For this
sale, lie per yard.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
GARMENT DEPT.
WATsTS

$3.50 values, for this sale.. SIC
l.a5 values, for this sale SIC
Others greatly reduced to close
during this sale.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13

City Auction rooms tonight, GONG
clock, one art square 9x12, in good condi.
ton; one sideboard, nearly new: a large
wardrobe, a chamber set, range, exten.
sion table and line of new and useful
household goods. Don't miss Il.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
CHTLDREN,s DRESSES.

Si.9s values, for this sale. s1.e9
$50 and si.39 values, this sale 1.1s
l.2S values, for this sale. ... .as
400 values, for this sale III. 10
aoe values, for this sale . .35
35c values, for this sale. ... .25
2sceyalues, for this sale .l9
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
TALK OF THE TOWN.
Local Happenings Tersely Told for Busy
Readers.

Twentieth anniversary sale at Fits.
See the new percales, only Sc per
yard, at Vaughan's.
Clearance sale Of odd lots Of papcteries
at prices that will pay you to investi-
gate. We cordially invite all to come
in and inspect these bargains. If you
see anything You want we win be pleased
to sell il to you. II you do not buy,
you are Just as welcome, and win be
extended an invitation to call again. c.
\. Kenyon & Co.'S Bargain Store.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
BRAiDS, GUlMPS and FANCY
TRIMMINGS

About 600 yards Of Braids, Guimps
and Spangle Trimmings selling at
only a fraction Of their cost, even.
Divided into three lots and priced as
follows:
Lot /, SC, worth up to csc.
Lot 2, loc, worth up to SOC.
Lot ., csc, worth up to Csc.
Remember even our best Trim
nings all have received a cut Of rs
per cent from original prices.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
TALK OF THE TOWN.

,, Mems ana boys golf gloves At Nc
FlapneIette garments at less tina,
cost at Naughan's
clansmen win receive their old ant
new due cards by calling at the elar
All persons having bills or claim,
against 20. z, V n. G., viii please sehd
such % 7. ], Rogers, city.
Gilbertson's orchestra Of five piece,
vii furnish music at the series dance II
Miles hall Saturday evening.
The Tourist Club will meet with MIRA
Frank Robinson on Eastern avenue. Mon
day afternoon at half-past two.
The Queen Of the Forest Circle, ss7
wi hold public whist party in their
hall IN the Worthen block on Saturday
night at $50. Refreshments. Compan.
ions come and bring cake.
Mrs. Chester f. searles. who has been
confined to the bed from injuries sustain.
ed by a fall, has passed the danger of
peritonitis which was at first feared
and is now more comfortable.
There viii be a meeting Of the ex.
members Of Co. Il, N. Y. G.. Saturday
evening at Hale's Pavilion, up stairs
a final settlement having been made
with the adiutant general, the company
business viii be settled up. z. j.
Rogers.
MAJ. A. r,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
DRESSING SACQUES

Si.25 values, for this sale I. CSC
100 values, for this sale II. zoe
75c values, for this sale ...... SOC
zoe values, for this sale ..... soc
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13

say stocks upset
On trade aralto
rducedp
Wherever We have small and
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
COMFORTERS

comforters selling for $3.50. So. rs
and $500 regularly, all covered with
either a fine silkoline or sateen. n
pretty designs. Extra large sizes
and heavy or light weights. This
sale, $l.ss each.
All Of our Comforters in stock
above sl.a5 each marked at prices
to close them at once.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
GARMENT DEPT.


Don't say word about prices
to US here it doesn't figure while
this sale is in operation. Just come
and see if You won't find exactly
the Garment you or your family
need. The money you win save
at this department may be spent in
buying other things you need 1T
cut prices.
Women's Fur.lined Coats, $500
values for sIe.5o.
$1,000 Fur-lined Coat for $500.
Women's Winter Goats. values UP
to $3.50. This sale $7.Ss.
All Of our strictly new Coats
greatly reduced a few Of last sea
son loats on a separate rack, values
as high as $500. This sale, Sab.
FURs
One fine selected Mink Scarf. S67.5o
value, to close, $4,000.
All better grades greatly reduced,
$1,000 Scarfs ..S $40
sos Scarfs ... 3.sg
MUEFS
$500 values, this sale $500. $500
500 values, this sale. ...... 3.es
SKIRTS
Values UP to $500 for ....... $685.
$50 values, this sale. ..... 500
2.9S values, this sale $500. 1877
CHILDREN's COATS
$3.50 values, this sale. , $500
900 values, this sale .... 3.9S
S.ss values, this sale 1890. 2.9s
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
Carpenters Attention.

AS business Of Importance comes at
our nest meeting monday evening. Jan.
I'D you are hereby notified 70 be present
Fer order Of Local 4si,, G. and +. Of a,
i. p. Powers, President; :. II. Doty,
Secretary. ~
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
NAPKINS

All Linen Napkins, u size, only
about 10 dozen. These are the reg
ular $1.s7 value. This sale, S1.49
per dozen.
All Linen Napkins, ss size and
beautiful patterns. These were
bought when the price was much less
than It Is now and the price was
s2,25 per dozen. This sale, $l.ss
per dozen.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-01-13
/ HE BARRE DAILY TIRES
SATURDAY, JANUARY Is, 1905.
Weather Prediction.

Fair tonight and Sunday in north por-
ton Rising temperature Sundays brisk
to high north to east winds.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-04-15
ANOTHER BLOW AT DRUMMERs.

First II was the trusts and now II
is the distributing centers that are
out against u.s." said a drummer.
The combines threw a lot OF com
mercial travellers out OF their Jobs
and now they have devised the dis
tributing center idea to make 1t stu
more dificult for us to earn a living.
THE time was when all the big
manufacturing concerns sent repre-
sentat!ves all over the country. into
every nook and Granny where sales
might be possible. or course It made
the travelling expenses enormous. and
our commissions amounted to q very
satisfactory sum.
Now these same manufacturers
go on a hunt for what they call cen
iers and there they establish a
branch store, where their good are
sold wholesale to the cities for miles
around. For instance, where I used
TO go to all the towns Of any consid-
cradle size i'm a certain state. now
go TO only one-third Of them. for the
distributing cenetrs have taken my
Job.
I'm the larger cities these centerg
have been established and the small
merchants from the towns around
come in and do their buying. These
manufacturers are inducing the mer-
chants to come TO them, instead OF
going to the merchants, and there
seems to be satisfaction o m both
sides.
"Of course It's tough on the man
who has been a commercial traveller
all his life and probably couldn't
succeed at any other Job, but It's Just
another proof that what Is a new
business method today is a~ntiquated
to-morrow.- Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-04-15
THE WORST FLOP OF ALL.

To what base uses must we come
at last? Shakespeare must have had
something akin to the latest surren-
der of President Roosevelt in his
mind when a thought similar to the
above was indicted. The executive
surrender was only needed to com
plete the picture of abiect Republi-
can dictation. Swearing he would
no'er consent. he consented lie as
certained by "A %variegated expert
eEcc that IL was useless to kick
against the pricks. Hence the white
nag. Let the veil be drawn, lest
liz continued elevation disclose new
and unheard scenes OF ignominy.-
Wheeling Telegraph.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-04-15
ANOTHER FOUR YEAR TERM
FOR HOUSE MEMBEKs-
RESOLUTION FAVORED
BY ELECTION COM.
MITTEE.

A resolution providing TO- the
election OF senators by vote of the
Pepoie has been favorably acted up-
on BY the House committee OF cleo.
ton OF president, vice-president and
representatives I'm Congress. The res
o~lution, which was introduced by
Mr.. Norris OF Nebraska, makes the
term OF members OF the House four
years instead of two. Both proposi-
tons r to be accomplished nv
amendments to the constitution. Rea-
sons why the term OF members should
be four years are stated TO be because
no party can inaugurate it's policy in
two years. The people are tired
the report says, ''of this continuous
drama. and as a result are Inclined
To give no attention 10 the primaries
and the conventions-the very foun.
dations OF our political system the
forum wherein the country's inter
ests can be best guarded and pro-
tected.
with an election every two years.
the political CRATER who thrives on
partisan strife and OF the nervous
uncertainty controlling candidates for
office, is able to live from one cleo
ton 10 another by the Doodle secureG
at his unholy business. The adoption
of the proposed amendments would
render II less possible for this Great
IRE to ply his trade"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-04-15
HE WAS MISTAKEN.

Sir" he began as he entered the
pfice of "A weekly paper and found
his way TO the editor, do you want
any wood on subscription?
No. sir" was the reply. You see,
I have steam heat and burn coal"
Gould | leave you a dozen eggs
or "a bag OF potatoes. and sec Ire an
editorial notice OF thanks?"
An editorial notices are 20 cents
"A line. sir, and | buy Eggs by the
crate and loIatoes by the carload
Il thought some of subscribing 10
your ..aper."
IT will be cash in advance"
u thought IL you were hard UP
But IN not, sir. II you walt t.
borrow 81 600 on a frst mortgage
YOU can have It,"
But you want something to fill
uO your paper with" persisted the
caller.
"On the contrary, I have got "a
throw out four columns OF good mat.
ter. 10 you PASS the bank as yoi 50
out?"
Yes"
Then please step in and tell the
cashier that | will be around fcon
after dinner. find that / shall
want at least three more safety Gs-
post boxes-two of them for United
States bonds and The other for my
wife's diamonds. Fine weather this.
Good day to you"
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Are The Kind Words of "A kento.lv
Friend.
ruE ALCER,
Catlettsburg, Ky. April IL, 1906.
Thos. b. Garner. Esq,
Bluefield. w. Va.
Dear SIR
| am In receipt OF the Daily Lea
der and want TO compliment YOU on
the same. You certainly have a
bright and newsy sheet. and one
that deserves good patronage. which
| am sure you will get.
Wishing you success. l remain,
Respectfully Yours,
w. Il. CRIST.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-04-15

actress OF his distinguished father
in-low on The man with he mack
rake Mr.. Roosevelt took the good
r'lured r~aillery in the best of h,mor
ana said he was glad TO see that
Nick appreciated a good idea. lie
Is not the least annoyed by MIR. Long
"o"th's speech. but exhibits consid-
t-able pride in the latter's ability as
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-04-15
c speaker.-PhiladeIphia
public

Mrs. West (recently d~ivorced) {;
Don't you a the candy. GertrueeP
No. thanks. it's against my pr,nci.
PIES to accept gifts that are purchas-
ed with alimony."-Life.