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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
CAMPAIGN WIT
'fhN L AIJN 7
7. P.'s Weekly.

i, F.'s Weekly,
Side by side With that hans.
retort by a candidate who hi
received a rotten egg full B.
said, he as wiped off its nan.
tents, All, that Is the sort a,
used by my opponent. and al
unsound," might be set n
hustings retort TO the feIIov
apologized for hitting him h
with a dead cat, I'm ven
/ meant 1t for the man ~
II wish to God. sir, you FAD
for me and hit the man behIni
torted Macaulay. with a ul
which, = fear. was lost on d
EXouisitely courteous xas
avs rejoinder to the hcpe sr,|
his oxford opponent, Mar
man WIN "Oh, | sIncerely n
replied Thackeray, with a 81
sry smile and bow. In CONT
retort courteous might al
lowing passage at arms Nd
candidates for the Univer5Q
lin. One of them, a Civil VI
er. said of the speech OF Ms|
that lit betrayed the vulSar
character, which not even a 4
educatiop could refine" n
the other retorted that II pa
pity that. when the gentlsmm
ruptly secured a pension OF q
he had not had his tongue d
same time on the Civil Llst'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
WHY SHE WANTED
Modern sooIety.

Modern Society.
At a certain hotel In The
a lady came down stairs and
manager If she could get I
water.
"Why, certainly, madam,
filling up a glass for her
Two minutes later. she va
the office again.
Il don't like to trouble you
but could l get another 81
ter2"
mo trouble at all. madam
manager, handing her anotn'
Two minutes later SIZE
again,
Certainly, madam said !
manager; but may | inquire
are doing with so much Ta'
II know you'll just screa'
tell you.' said the lady; lin
put out a fire in my roomi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
In Facetiiou, /
EVERYBODY PLAvs

EVERYBODY I; PLAYS p,,r1
New York Tribuns. OUT q
AT the Waldorf ths,.
story OF a Pittsburg n,,ale are ID
over 20. and the ws,, ,'nillioaaI,
and nephew on a recent te ;, focle'
OF the Great White ' wish wish (
young men dined with way
evening, and then watch. iath>
elevator .,.1 to his quar,ers nteraed Aip
. Too Dad. father has = ),
3 every evening" sais aas 10 90
He don't have muss Ss'd 'hs b, >
returned the nephew iua. 4
Wonder If he pos.
away, a. 5I, Or 2l. II he'd like US to 90 j. e.
Let's go and SOC :"
feeling the full grip Of a,u oO. u
Ihey found his shoes on,T sUmp'
waiting for the con,, ,oueId'
p'aSh' ana there was =, "
transom no Id
-, Poor old man, he Ocean, !.
good time over here am am y
Then they went our ,n nsy "a
a cab, and toward midn,e.tf o ~
to one OF tho gilded MINT snt
places. When they we're ''sol' soN
about a table and had sl,,ol nla
his order they looked ru sh,r,,
The first Individual 10 Ou, NV.
tonished gaze was .,,.et aIeet
evening dress, pouring csI s.neI
a glass which was held nv ~ y
How about the sh,s,, sn :,
your door?" they asked Nh "a
IT'S n pity q man ~
money can't have two r, ,al
my children" he saId .s '0s
Those were my old sb,,. wv :
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
"oNE-coLoR" FAD GROWING.

New York Press
Feminine frivolers whose parents (or
husbands) have so much money that
padlocks are not kept on the check
books arc adopting the fad OF choosing
a color and having gowns. stationery,
boudoir and carriage upholstery, hats
shoes and spats all OF the same hue
Washington has several "yiolet girls"
among whom may be mentioned Miss
katherine Elkins and Miss Mathildo
Townsend, Mrs. George WESTINGHOUSE
also likes violet and all her convey
ances are upholstered In the palest
form of that hue. The Countess of
suffolk who was Miss Margaret Letter.
likes poppies. and the vivid shade OF
that flower predominates in her toilets
She has a bright red cart, with red
seats The harness is garnshed elabo-
rately with bowknots of scarlet The
Baroness Won Sternburg is fond OF vel
low. Her boudoir looks as II Midas had
touched il.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
POPULAR LANDLORD

A Paris fiat owner has hit upon an
idea which is popular with his tenants.
on the door of every apartment is a
number. and on the first OF each month
the landlord draws lottery, and the
occupant Of the fat the number of
which proves to be tho winning one
pays no rent.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
WHERE MANS INFLUENCE IS
FATAL.


Man is the only animal which is all
ways accompanied by diseases, EXCEPT
those creatures that are his compan-
ions and share his patronage There IS
reason to believe that the denlzens OF
the forests, the weld, the rivers and the
ocean, so far as they escape mans in
huence, live With hardly an exception.
healthy lives Chronic ailments begin
with mans protection In the dairy.
stable and kennel Man has created
artificial conditions with which the
thousand His that flesh is heir to" are
associated, If the human family dwelt
in ventilated houses. breathed pure air,
lived temperately with little or no al
cohol, and took daily exercise In the
open 1t would perhaps know little more
of gout. rheumatism cancer. fever,
lunbago, dyspepsia asthma and the
host of infectious troubles than do the
lower animals.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
COURTEOUS YOUNG ,

London Chronicle. ~,
The thanks of every ''| =,
due TO the gallant strap-ns'
gives her his seat in the 49, ~
trict Railway carriage nn.
her making desperate a.'eq ny,
her balance on her ieet. ,,,ds
lantry Is sometimes a n.s usr =,
or 1t may be that his osl
ness covers a hidden sense ~ -
at having to stand when ,hs -
for a seat. In any case, s,,uS ~. 4.
demonstrated with the younss Ii :
he courteously offered a n.. NJ
that his reply should na,v ,, !. beI
said. Pray take H. ~ Are
impressively, my es
than yours"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY IN MEX
Harper's Weekly

Harpers Weekly.
Wireless telegraphy has been main
tanned for several years across the Gulf
OF California, and now the Mexican
Government has awarded contracts for
plant that will afford communication
over distance of about 200 miles not
only between the various stations of
the system, but with shipping. The
Mexican Government has a trained
stan OF wireless operators, and 1t is
thought likely that this method of com
munlcation VIII undergo important ex-
tension throughout that country.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

prophecies, many have about decided
TO disregard all. including the ground
hog kind. and take their weather as
II comes
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Various pupils. to say nothing of
teachers. could not help feeling yester-
day morning that IT was not right to
have the schools closed but one day
In honor of Washington's Birthday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Snowstorms are especially welcome
TO those critics OF the city administra-
tion who enjoy pointing out that the
snow is not removed from the paved
streets as soon as IT falls.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

II seems that even when the concili-
alton banquet given by the Governor
to the Guard officers was ended, there
were things left TO chew over.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
NO REELECTION

James G. Rather and Miss Mary
Short were married at Norman last
week. The Norman Transcript heads
the story of the wedding Rather
Short" which. Of course, is not meant
to cast any reflections on the groom s
financial standing, or anything of that
sort
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Moreover, the Governor might de-
eide to get along without an Adjutant-
General, If he were not convinced that
some good Smootite should have the
salary
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
LoNGFELLow AND Ia,


The story of "a ouona.,.
man" of Longfellow and Ia.
en- example OF how tho 49,
incident may become ,v,y
around without losing vs
truth. The facts originate =
A gentleman named Ions.
presumably of the CIncInos
was introduced In CamhrIs.
about forty years ago, to s,r
fellow, hymn writer and hrra
better known poet. The n,
could think of nothing hstf
than,
Our names are much alIls|
Yes. was SamueVs inn,
But, you know, worth mats
the want OF II the fellow -
Boston appreciated and
such wit In those days. and q.
Claiming dubbed the younr,,
volumne of hymns the "ssm
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

salaries which nobody In any business
could really earn, but which In fact
seem to have acted chiefly as incen-
tives to betrayals of trust and to put
ting up Jobs TO further rob the policy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

With only few days left before Ash
wednesday. some people can see that
they cannot possibly get through with
all their frivolousness before Lent be-
q
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

AS Chairman of the State Land
board, Mr.. Lynch can hardly feel that
he is holding office. as no one has yet
had any reason TO find fault with him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Mr.. and Mrs. Longworth will go
abroad in June. notwithstanding the
wellknown fact that they should see
America first
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
TAKING TIME BY TIE
Llpplncott's.

A lady. entertaining lns
portance. was giving h
to her maid, I'D in y
Now, Polly" she sara, a., val
ing take a pitcher OF no' ~ not
Mr. KS room. Be sure -
this" .nsvered. 4
thought no more OF 'ns ~ noon
the next Gay. when .os a. couFs.
marked casually. .oi 'y.ter u
you carried that no. n9cq"
ks room this morn,",s ,,,x MIS-
Polly benmed. ID nSht amw bir
was so feared l mousIn.s las d
water dat / cy'art IT up '''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

But how can the companies think
that insurance rates are ever too high,
30 long as property owners can be In
duce0 to pay them?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Though he has been but a short time
in the Marshals office, Mr. Spry feels
sure that his desire to like the office
Will be gratihed.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Soon Gen. Geoghegan Will be out of
the States military service. when It
will not be improper to speak in dlsre-
spcctful terms OF the commander in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
Saturday, February "a, 1905

Bluebeard Hoch was consistent
enough to show on the gallows little or
no human feeling.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

The Hepburn pure food bill will re-
quire the labelling of bad whisky, which
Will be an advantage to the many
drinkers who like that kind.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

If the Governor could only consult
his own wishes. he would probably Sc
lect for the Adiutant- -Gcneralship a
good messenger boy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Various papers nre demanding that
Meyer and Haywood be judged by the
evidence, but is that what the accused
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

We note, however. that there Is oppo-
sition on the other side of the range,
to the Straw wberry Valley project. The
Vernal Express protests against 1t as
an attempt to steal from the settlers of
the Uintah country, water which they
need. and which is theirs by natural
right II II were the fact that this
water which Is to be stored were in
fact needed by those settlers. they
would have a strong case. But we do
not believe that they need II. They
have the best watered section of the
State: there is no doubt far more water
in the Duchesne and other streams than
the settlers can ever use and the ALL
ing OF this Strawberry valley reservoir
in the springtime can hurdly deprive
them OF any water that they really
need. SO they should be nelghborly.
and not nigeardly.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

chances are good, the Senator does no,
think that the case should be rushed
in an unseemly manner TO q decision
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

You can buy fish II you do not like
the prices of meat, say some meat deal
ers, hauGhtily as they also sell fish
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Husbands more human than Hoch
prefer to dispose Of their wives through
the heartbrea king process
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

reasonable time I'm which To secure
witnesses, say wear or two.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Even those who are not religious
know that Lent is near AT hand, as
card parties are so numerous
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
A BIT OF a DOG
Hampton in Now York World

w j. Hampton in Now York World
Note.-Mrs. c. ID. Atwood has refusoo
SioV' LOT her pound-and- d-a-haIf prIze-Nrin.
ner Chula at the dog show
Dog at thousand dollars pound
In the name of sausage,
How does that sound2
Hlgh-prlced meat?
Well. we should shout.
What is the Reef Trust
Thinking about?
1t seems to us,
In passing by,
Ihat mans best friend
Comes mighty high.
SSoinpared with figures so immense
our f1do looks like fifteen cents.
oh. amt 1t grand
To be followed round
Sy oos ri thousand dollars a pound?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

notwithstanding the statement OF
Maj. Young that Senator Smoot's 3
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
STRAWBERRY VALLEY WATER.

The engineers having finally passed
by Mr.. George L. Swendson on the
Strawberry Valley project. work viii
soon begin upon that enterprise. as
stated by Mr.. ]. H Quinton. one OF the
reclamation engineers who was here at
the conference, but who is In charge of
important work for the service in Colo
rado
This Strawberry valley project con-
templates the storage OF water In the
early spring in the upper valley, by a
dam nifty feet high This Will store
900 acre feet of water, that is,
water enough to cover 900 acres one
foot deep. This water VIII be tapped
by tunnel three miles long, through
the main range, in which the water Will
be conveyed to the head waters Of Dia
mond Creek. thence into the main
steam of Spanish Fork Canyon.
We congratulate the wide-awake far
mers of Spanish Fork and vicinity,
who, by ignoring all extraneous or in
termediate bodies and applying direct
to the reclamation service have Sc
cured for themselves this great rein
forCement to their water service 1t
will give them ample water, and to
spare. for the $4,000 acres pledged to
repay the sum TO be invested In the
project which is estimated at some
thing like S1,2Oooo0. or say about $25
per acre. The water will be we'll worth
that sum.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
JURY REJECTED CONFESSION,

So certain was the jury that the con-
fession was false that it cleared Grove
of kidnapping. even at the cost or brand
ing him q liar. The Judge on the bench
did not get under the sway OF the SYM
pathetic wave that broke In the court
room. He did not hesitate 10 express
disgust at what he deemed traVesty
on justice. But while Mr.. Grove can
point with pride to a sort Of vindica-
ton. Mr.. Cudahy is left In an embar-
RAISING predicament Primarily, he is
out s25, 600 and has experienced acute
distress. At last there is forced upon
him the realization that since he is a
packer of meats, and the packers have
been arraigned for sundry wicked
nesses, IL does not matter whether his
son was kidnapped or not. except that
the circumstance seems TO soothe the
savage Nebraska breast
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
AcquiAal of Grove
PAT GROVE A HERO.

New York World
The appIause which broke out in an
Omaha courtroom when ra' NtoWe
was found not guilty of kidnapping Ed
ward Cudahy. Jr.. is an onlinons indi-
cation OF popular temper and or the
havoc which high finance Is wreahng
upon our ancient ideals of justice. or
Crowe's guilt there was little doubt
among those who applauded. The pre-
siding Judge rebuked them for thus
hailng the acquittal Of notorious
criminal" Grove practically admits
guilt when he says there are good
many people who don't like the way
Cudahy got his money any better than
the way he lost it
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

When the National Irrigation law
was passed, the Utah Lake improve
ment was considered on all hands to
be the great project for Utah. 1t was
conceded first place by the State Irri-
CATION Congress held here the October
after the law was passed, 1t was so
considered also by Chief Director
Newell, In charge Of the whole reclama-
ton service, who by long residence and
faithful examination and measure
men.s and computations had fully ac-
quairted himself with Utah Lake and
its waters. and who was enthusiastic
in considering the Utah Lake project
as one of the very best In the whole
irrigation field. But SO many of the
farmers OF this valley revolted at the
idea Of helping the Government"
there was so much wrangling and so
many conflicts of various kinds, that
this project. which should have as
sured Salt Lake county farmers of am
pie irrigation water for all time to
come, has since entirely dropped out
of sight. So has the Bear River project.
which was also thought promising; so
has the grand merger OF all the
streams Of the north into a great sys-
tenn as proposed by the fantastic arid
Land Reclamation Fund Commission"
created by the State to receive Its
share" OF the reclamation money. and
destroyed when 1t was seen what a
foolish idea it was.
So the Spanish Fork people have the
only live reclamation project in the
State, which promised many and more
important ones. But there are in re-
serve two projects which may yet pan
out" one taking complete control of
the Sewer river. and one utilizing the
surplus waters OF the Weber river, on
which the Government has ample Al
ings
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
FROM THE JoKE-MAKERs

Young Wicklow do you like NV
cooking? Don't you think I've begun
Husband-Um-ycs I've often heard
that we'll begun Is half done.-Punch.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24
Where The Tribune Is on Sale.

New York-Astor House. Waldorf Astoria I'm
psriel Hotel
Chichgo-Palmcr House.
Washing lon-Now willard. Raleigh
Omahn-Union StntIon Newsstand
Portland-o-cson News Agency. @. r. Yanoy
Los Anseles-Anos's News Stand
san FToncisco-Ariing's News Agency N
Wheatloy, Hotel ST Francis. Foster & Orear.
Scsttlc-W. File, Hotel Northern. j II. Jus
tloe. WIlson. McHoy Co.
Denver-Jpllus Black. Brown Hotel Rendrick
Book and Stationery Co.
Boisc-Idanhs Botel. Boise Book and Music
Store Arch. Cunningham Co. II Seller
& Co.
ROoateio-Chsfec e Co, n II whittlcsey.
IoHopRh-OSeil & Co. A. II Rounswell.
Soldneld-Fitchett Cigar Store. Hunter Adv
Pub. Co, C. 4. Marsh.
Hutte-keefc Bros. ]. q Evana
Provo. Gtnh-A. V. Robson % Eost CenIsr
Street. Provo Book and Stationery Store.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Miss Blank must have nm oneo,to
disposition; she's sung In the same
choir for six years"
mats no sign! When they quarrel
me .ie ovhers are always the ones 10
leave Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Mrs. Chugwater docking up from her
neWspaper)-Josiah. what is the rear
elevation" OF a church?
MT, Chugwater-Its the place where
the choir sits. Haven't you been inside
cago Tribune
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Footpad-No back talk, gotter
have money,
lsaacstein-fou shall Come aroundt
TO my pawnshop undt I viii lendt Won
feefty cents on dot revolver
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Entered at tho PoetofDce OF Salt Lake City
second-clas9 matter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

Tho Tribune Is on sale at all the principal
stands in the United states.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-24

"one of solomon's wives must have
been peach"
Which one7"
on, don't know. But she was one
IN thousand, all right."-Cleyeland
Leader, ''iio
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JOSEPH F. SMITH. Iseall
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-07-14
LECTURES ON JOURNALISM.
Discussion Of the Subject In the Ger
man Universities.

Consul T. ]. Albert sends a report from
Brunswick. saying as the proposition to
establish university course for Journalism
In the city OF New York was seriously dis
cussed. 1t may be of interest to know the
progress being made In Germany in giving
instruction in this department OF huma n
activity.
The list Of lecture courses at the German
universities and colleges during the nresenf
summer session shows that the treatment
OF Journalism becomes more important
branch Of instruction at these institutions.
During the present summer session Prof
Butcher, the well-known political economist
delivers course OF lectures UPON the s.EfIs-
tory. organization and technics OF journal.
ism. both at the University of LeiDxigs as
well az at the Commercial College OF the
Same city. At the University Of Bern. DR..
Buhier gives q course upon the ssEditing
ana news service Of newspapers. with
practical exercises" Tho course of DR..
Schmidt at the University OF Berlin upou
Public opinion and Journalism in f;er-
many" - likewise new.
AZ 1urieh. where now the title OF doc
tor can be acquired In the depart ent OF
Journalism a. well as that in any other
political science. DR. Wettstein lectures
On sHistory and synt6m Of press law, ind
also upon tia History Of the daily press
to tho French revolution
Prof. Adolph Koch. the first academic
representative Of this department Of In
ptruction IA Germany, repeats ct Heidel-,
berg his course upon the ssHistory. cendi-
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FEARFUL WORK OF TRAIN.
Two Killed and Mother and Three
Children Injured.

After Baltimore and Ohio railroad
train had hurled the father and one sister
to death from a trestle near Clarksburs,
w. Va, last night and fearfully injured the
mother and three other children, nine
months-old baby of Elijah Norris of Uuion-
town.. Pa. was found between the ties.
unhurt.
Norris. his wife and five children had been
visiting at Jacksonburg, near Clarksburg.
and were on their way home. While walk
Ing on a baltimore and Ohio trestle, they
were run down by a train about half way
across. Norris and one little girl five years
old were almost instantly killed.
Mrs Norris was carrying the baby, and
when she saw she could not reach the end
OF the trestle In time to escape the train
she placed the child between two ties, and
the next instant was thrown to the ground
below by the engine.