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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-04-08
City Directory For Sale.

We have number OF copies Of
Burts' City Directory for sale At The
Sun Office. IL h q handy reference
book Tor business and professional
men, giving the names Of residents,
with street and number Price Reduc.
ed to OIL.
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proprla.c, and during the evening dc.
hciouS refreshments were served. The
occasion was made all the moro pleas.
ant bY the presence Of Mu. Q. A.
Marks, nee Miu Allie Edits, aud M.s
ARnes Arnold oi OcAla.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-04-08

this Store completeness With
MERCHANDISE organization hes busI placing
the noted designers the most exclusive novelties that he's been possible Tor
A
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
ro1tNrY rREAs1tnnn.
Democratic Common Pleas
Judicial Convention,

Pursuant to the order of the Demo-
cratic Judicial Committee for said
subdivision and District, notice is
hereby given that the Democratic
Common Pleas Judicial Convention
for the second subdivision of the
Seventh Judicial District of Ohio
composed of the Counties of Fairfield,
locking, Gallia, Meigs, and Vinton,
for the nomination of candidate for
Judge of the Court of Common Pleas,
within and for said subdivision and
District, the selection of Judicial
Committee for said subdivision and
District, and the transaction of such
other business as may come before it,,
will be held at Pomeroy, Meigs Coun-
ty. Ohio Tuesday September IL, A. ID.
1905, at one o'clock p. M.
Each of said Counties shall be en-
titled to one Delegate and one Alter
nate for each 250 votes cast therein
for Hon. John M. Pattison for Gov
error of Ohio, at the November cleo
tion 1893, and one additional Delegate
and Alternate for the remainder of
votes cast exceeding $50, which en-
titles each of said Counties to the
following number of Delegates and
f,,, ,.;.,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Opening of New Olympic
Theatre, Cincinnati.

The New Olympic, the finest al d
most handsomely equipped Vaude-
vile Theatre in America, and the
only absolutel y safe iireproof play
house in Ohio, will open with
Matinee on Sunday, September 9.
Manager, W. s. Cleveland, has Sc
cured for the ope'.ing week an un-
paralleIled list of all-star, all feat.
ure numbers for the inaugural bill.
Among others, Joe Welch, Hebrew
Impersonator, who stars at the
head of his own company and who
will forsake the Legitimate for one
week on account of Cincinnati's 8
Big Theatrical Event; Della Fox,
the well known Comic Opera and
Musical Star, will also be on for
the opening week; Chevalier de
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Summarily.

Four Democratic membere of the
state house labor force were
dropped Thursday by order of Ad-
jutant General Critchfield and four
Republicans put in their places.
Only the two elevator attendants
in the judiciary building and the
visitors attendant, Berkshire, now
remain of the Pattison administers
tion appointees, and General
Critchfield has only been in Office
a week New Lexington Herald.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Democratic Congressional
Convention.

Tie Democratic Congressional Con-
vention for the Eleventh Congression-
al District of Ohio, will be held at
|CHlLLICOTHE, o., on THURS
DAY, AUGUST 30, at II o'clock
noon,
The business of the Convention will
be to nominate candidate for con-
gress, select congressional commit
tee, and transact such other business
as may come before it,.
The basis of representation in said
convention will be one delegate for
each one hundred votes cast for Hon.
John NJ. Pattison for Governor in
lgO5 aS follows,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30

Loris 4 Company, whose spectacu-
lar exhibition of workmanship,
chock full of sensational feats,
makes theirs the most eagerly
sought-for novelty in all the world F;
Tom Nawn and his famous Com
pany in "Pat and the Genii, " just
back from Australian successess;
Daisy Harcourt, English Coster
Singer who comes from the Palace,
London after a six months Euro
pean engagement. Another feat
ure Of unusual merit is the Colby
Family, the best musical act to be
had at any price; Greene and
Werner "The Jungle Babes" also
come for the opening week. All
these, together with the Duffin-
Redcay Troupe, known the world
over as "Monarchs of the Air" go
to make up show that Cincinna-
tians will talk about for months to
come. The sale Of seats for Sep
tember is on and from present in
dlcations there will not be much
more than breathing room in "The
Olympic" during Fall Festival
time. Popular prices, 10, 25, 30,
so and IS cents will prevail.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
NOTICE.

All persons indebted to
the late firm Of Geo. .Schafer
Druggist, will take notice
that such indebtedness
must be paid on or before
Wednesday, Sept. S. At
ter that date suit will be
inferred for the collection
of all unpaid accounts by
process of law
F. A. KOPPE Assignee.
Office: Rear Of Opera
House Block.
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TO NOMINATE WRIGHT.
He Will Be the Candid tie
Against Douglas.
tThe ohio sum-


o. w. Wright of Logan arrived
in the city Yesterday and is regis
tered at the Neil house.
Judge Wright has just returned
from Detroit, where he left his
wife for brief outing up the
lakes. Last evening a number of
prominent Democrats of the
Eleventh district were in consula-
tion with the Judge. The CON
vention to nominate a Democratic
candidate for congress in Eleventh
district will be held in Chillicothe
next Thursday, and Judge Wright
will be nominated by acclamation.
1t is generally conceded among
the Democrats of the district that
Judge Wright is the strongest
man to put up against Albert
Douglas, the Republican candi-
da.e.
Judge Wright served two terms
on the common pleas bench in
Hooking county, being elected
both times by phenomenal MAORI
ties. At his last election he car
ried the district by over 1900 ma
jority. He is an able attorney
and Il great mixer.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Democratic Primary Elec-
ton.

Pursuant to resolution of the
Democratic Central Committee of
Hooking County, Ohio, adopted at a
meeting of said committee held on
the 18th day of August, 1906, the
Democratic Primary election for said
county will be held on
SATURDAY., SEPTEMBER, !, 1000,
between the hours of 2 O'Clock p. m.
and 9 O'Clock p. m. of said day
standard time) for the purpose of
nominating one candidate for each of
the following offices to-wit:
Treasurer.
Commissioner.
Iniirmary Director,
One County Central Committeeman
for each of the precincts of said
County to be elected by the Demo-
cratic Electors of the respective pre-
cincts.
Said Primary election will be held
under the rules and regulations here
in provided but not under the laws
relating to Primary election in Ohio.
Said primary election shall be held
at the usual voting places in the sew
eral precincts of said County except
that Falls precinct and the Village
of Logan shall constitute one voting
precinct with the voting place at the
Court House in said Village, the
Democratic electors of the lst, 2nd
and 3rd precincts of Green Township
shall hold their primary at the usual
voting place i'm said lst precinct; the
Democratic Electors of Starr shall
hold its primary at Union Furnace;
the Democratic Electors of Perry
Township shall hold it's primary at
Laurelville; and the Democratic
Electors of Blatchford, Jobs, Murray
City and Coulgate shall hold its pri-
mary at Murray City; and Sand Run,
Carbonhill and Monday precincts shall
constitute one voting precinct with
polling place at Carbonhill.
The Central Committeeman of each
precinct shall appoint supervisor
and one clerk for his precinct who
shall have control of the primary
election in that precinct, except
where two or more precincts are
united with one voting place, then
the central committeeman of the pre-
cincts SO united shall select one sup
ervisor and one clerk for such Joint
voting precinct. In all joint precincts
the central committeeman thereof
shall furnish ballot boxes for each
OF the precincts composing such joint
voting places and the electors from
the respective precincts thereof shall
cast their ballots in the respective
ballot boxes provided for them.
Candidates for County offices must
their names at least ten
days prior to the day of the primary
in order to get their names
on the ticket.
The several supervisors will make
due return of the vote cast in their
precincts to the county
central committee at Logan, Ohio,
not later than | O'Clock p. m. on Sat
urday, September 8, 1906.
w. A. HENDERSON,
ANGLE, CHAIRMAN.
SECRETARY.
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lOCdl------ Z5'
Necessary to choice, 1l9.
Delegates will be chosen in the sew
eral counties in whatever manner the
controlling committe in each county
may designate.
The temporary officers of the con
yention will be:
Chairman, Hon. NJ. A. Daugherty
Secretary, M. III. Jenkinson.
Sergeant at Arms, Alex Roodman.
BY order of the Democratic Con,
gressional Committee
C. B. HENDERSON,
Acting Chairman.
NJ. ii. JENKINsoN,
Secretary.
Athens, o., Aug. 16, 1906,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
H. V. Excursion.

Cheap excursion to Detroit and
Mackinac Island on Thursday
August Both, 1906. 81 90 to Detroit
and 5000 to Mackinac via rail TO
Toledo and Boat from Toledo. Call
on C. w. Schwenke for particulars.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
So Be 1t
(Town Topics J

(Town Topics J
1t would look old Dem ocratic
days and times with both Judge
o. w. H. Wright and Col. w. A.
Taylor members of the next Ohio
congressional delegation.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30

TnE POLITICAL fight in Ohio, this year, will be
along much the same lines last year The Re-
publican bosses again asserting their dIctatoria
power The booses, headed by Boss Dick are
again In control of the Republican organization, and
no Republican dare apply for nomination or an
Office unles he has the o. X mark of the bosses on
him. The Democratic party and the independent
Republicans will wage another fight against the
thraldom OF the despots who rule the Republican
party and the state with iron hand. The YER
dict last year must be repeated with emphasis be-
fore the bosses will loosen their grip on the State
Of Ohio
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Shall Inherit the Earth.

The position of the standpat Re-
publicans illustrates the old story
Of the three men who met to start
new church, with but two planks
in it's platform-"1st. The meek
shall inherit the earth; 2nd. We
are the meek. New Lexington
Herald.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
METHODIST CHURCH. .

On Sunday morning the pastor
will preach his last sermon for
this year. Subject-"The Final,
Certain Victory of Righteous
ness" At seven p. M, Mr..
Clarence Schwenke will speak on
"Bible Lands and Customs" 1t
is earnestly requested that all sub
scriptions for Benevolences be
paid by next Sunday
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Found Guilty.

On August 9th one Eyra Dix
on, Vinton county product, was
tried in Mayor Dollison's court for
taking bicycle belonging to Will
Mock. He was bound over to the
Probate Court. Being tried Mon
day he was found guilty and SEN
fenced to pay fine of $500 and
costs, and to be confined in the
county jail 80 days.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30

Delegates will be chosen in the
several Counties in such manner as
tile controlling Committee in each
County may have heretofore, or may
hereafter designate.
The temporary officers of the Con-
yention will be:
Chairman, Hon. G. E. Peoples, of
Meigs County.
Secretary, Hon. j. b. Dollison, of
Hooking County.
i;r order of the Democratic Judicial
Committee:
W. T. McClenagham,
Chairman.
NJ. 4. Merriman,
Secretary
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Luru laAN rR1NITY oHuRuH.

LUTTE EaAN TRINITY CHURCH.
AT Lutheran Trinity Church on
North Mulberry St., the service
next Sunday will be conducted as
follows:
Sunday School at $50 M.
English Preaching at 80 p. m.
HI. W. WALKER, Pastor.
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Teeth Teeth
Teeth

During the month of September
| Will make you guaranteed first
class set of teeth for $5. | have
something new in plate work. 1t
will pay you to investigate.
DIR. b. G. MoMANIGAL.
q ~,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Notice of Appointment.

Estate of Abigail Cordell Deceased. The
fled as Administrator OF the Estate OF
Abigail Cordell late OF Hooking County, de-
ceased. Dated this IL day of August A. ID.
1906.
G. A. ENGLAND
Aug. % 3-w Administrators
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30
Announcements.

BDfrOR DEMocRAT-SENrINELj
! hereby announce my name for the nom. ..
nation OF Innrmary Director OF Hooking
County at the Democratic primary election
MARION NUTTER.
FOR CONGRESS-
We announce the name OF Judge o. W.
n. Wright, OF Hooking County, as n cam
ddate before the Democratic convention
for Congressman OF the Eleventh District
OF Ohio.
COUNTY TREASURER.
Mr. Editor please announce the name of
Jesse W. Gabriel as n candidate for County
Ir nsurer. subject to the Democratic pri-
mary Election. MANY DEMOCRATS.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
We are authorized to announce the name
oi j. Il. Barron, OF Good Hope Township as
candidate for Commissioner OF Hooking
g. mlty, subject to the Democratic primary.
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Among the Churches.
U. B. CHURCH.

U. B. CHURCH.
r. A. Powell Pastor.
Sunday School Q a. m.
Preaching 10 a. m.
Junior 3. p. m.
Senior $50 p. m.
Preaching 1880 p. m.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-08-30

The absolutely Embossed character of
the Democratic state convention, which
adjourned Tuesday afternoon, was evil
denced in every detail of its procedure.
1t was said that the state organization
would dominate the convention because
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07
SAYS PILGRIM
Fathers WERE
ALL BAD ACTORS

Plymouth, Mass. Aug John o
Lang, former secretary of the navy,
stirred up a lot of excitement here q
the tsroentenarv of the FIRST Church
of Plymouth by his address, on the Pill.
grim Fathers.
The saints in. Plymouth colony CT II
be counted on the fingers. he said
"Some of the very elect were false to
their trust and used their positions
to feather their own nests -falser to
the trust than any president of mod.
ern insurance company. Within the
first decade social vices infested the
community, drunkenness, pickering
Islander lcensiousness and even crimes
against nature were common. All
this took place in a community of
very limited Numbers. No New Eng
land village of today need fear com.
parison with the early Plymouth col
ony."
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Pointed Paragraphs

Even admiration is blind if the & irl
lie rich.
Don't carry q gun when you are
hunting for work.
Silent votes do most of the talking
on election day.
There are some church workers who
try 20 work the church.
Better a dozen freckles on your
face than one on your character.
It's usually q mans sense that enab.
les him to accumulate dollars.
Never use the expression 1T makes
me SICK" 1t doesn't sound we'll.
A girl who doesn't know one card
from another may be an adept at hold
ing haude.
What has become of the old fashion.
ed young man that got on his knees to
propose?
The average woman manages to
sidetrack lot of worry by not listen
ing to what she says.
Don't think that q man has praise
worthy aspirations just becaus he
asplres to be praised.
The discovery of a corkscrew in
the pocket of prohibitIonist might
be termed circumstantial evidence
Sometimes man imagines he is
making love to widow when as
matter of fact she is doing it all
herself.
Probably the average man wouldn t
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

his post as ambassador to Austria
Hungary has created a sensation In
diplomatic circles, is a Cincinnati law
yer. has served in congress and has
held diplomatic positions in European
capitals under several administrations.
He is tifty-eight years OF 4ge, is
graduate of Harvard and married
Miss Maria Longworth, aunt Of Con-
gresham Nicholas Longworth, the
presidents Son-in-law. Mrs. Storer is
said to have inherited about $1O,0O0,-
600 from her father. President McKin
ley appointed Mr.. StOrer minister to
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

Wv ing LIE
diplomatic precedent that an ambas-
sador remains an ambassador until the
presentat ton Of his letters Of recall
either by himself or his successor. Mr..
Storef was not In Vienna at the time
the cableyram recalling him was re-
ceived, and the nomination Of his sue
ceesor, Charles 8. Francis. was con-
frmed by the senate but a few days
ago. Mrs. Storer Ia an enthusiastic
member Of the Roman Catholic church,
and II has been reported that her &C
tivfty In furthering her desires as to
the creation OF another American car
dinaiate was considered BY the state
department to be injurious TO the use
fulness Of her husband as an ambas-
sador.
Nine. Sarah Bernhardt, though
clever business woman. has faith In
various little superstitions Never
twice without a third tine' r. a prov
erb she believes in. and for this rea-
son, having twice met with dangerous
mlshaps In Rio de Janelro. she avoided
that city In her South American tour.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07
The Saucy Summer Girl.

She's piauant and pretty,
She's clever and witty,
She's modest and simple and ehaste;
Tiptilted her nose Is,
As sweet assthe rose'is
The girl In the peekaboo waist.
Her costume though stunning.
Is what | call cunning
And quite in the height of good taste.
But still she is chilly
And says l am silly
To dote on the peekaboo waist.
/ swear | will leave her
And hope thus to grieve her.
But never a tear have traced.
She says there are others
Who aren't quite brothers,
And peekaboo won't go to waste.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

Belgium and after
the Spanish war
promoted him to
the court OF the
king of Spain. He
was appointed to
the Austrian mis-
sion by President
Roosevelt in 1902.
His peremptory re
call left the statue
Of the embassy
somewhat cOmpH-
no<nd ou.in0 IN tho
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07
The Graduate.
press

We are prone to poke good deal
of fun in one way or another at the
new laid graduate. but he doesn't mind
1t. knowing in his superior way that
it is all prompted by jealousy, and per-
haps part of it is.
For who can help but envy in his
secret soul the young man who knows
all of the latest slang of the day in
addition to some Of the useful branches
and who can do things better in his
mind than the fellows who have been
doing them for. fifty years:
or course he is billed for number
Of Jars. but other people who never
went to school have them. and he. soon
finds his place. and before long he be-
gins to make those who wasted the
precious hours of youth sit up and no
tice az he flies. past them
OF course We are speaking now OF
the man graduate. AS to the coed.
well. she does not need n guide book to
find her way through life.
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whats the old lady doing now?'
asked the stocking
Getting needle and WOOL" replied
the thimble.. - -
well. I'll he darnedw calculated the
stocking fiercely.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

The only feature of his reception
which Mr.. William j. Bryan firmly
insists upon, lin short is that it be
osrentatiously modest.-Detroit Jour.
nal.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

Dowie has been ousted from Zion
City by the courts Now is the time
for him to make GOOD as "restor-
er''.-New York Herald.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07
Its First Job.

"When Adam and Eve moved out of
the garden | wonder If they carried
their belongings on a wheelbarrOw."
Sure not. They used Adams ex.
press"
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have any earthly use fer his neigh
bors If he didn't have an axe to gI ind
occasionally.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

Three Of the commOnest' tombstone
inscs iptions are 'In the midst Of life
we are In death His end was peace, y
He stempers the wind to the shOrn
lamb" The sentiment OF each Is COM
forting and consOlatory. but none
comes from the Bible.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07
TUESDAY. AUGUST 7, 1906

There is a suspicion in some quarters
that the czar's famous Iron hand"
is sheet iron.-Ohicago Tribune
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The habit of paying, compliment
often leaves Il man bankrupt Of truth.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

No doctor Is round looking for health
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

II man would carry his wife a
bunch Of roses once in awhile she
wouldn't be nearly so apt to wonder II
marriage Is Il failure.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

Stop waiting until you have to ad.
vertise-tly it when You Ought to.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-07

When man or Il woman begins tn
act young and skittish 1t is a sure sign
that Father Time is beginning to get
IN his work.
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Be good and you will be unknown
but safe.
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Humor oua Philosophy
By DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

The man who matches his socks and
his neckties isn't apt to take the time
to earn either.