The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1906-07-26
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bue-i Wish you NOuiu- IL 700 toukn
90 eat the way IL Is louisville Cous
Journal.
customer-Haye you the last LITER
airy Digestf clerk-I'm sorry. but the
last copy has been sold VIII What 10
Eat doi-Ex.
Mamma-Come now. Willie, you
must have your neck washed Willie
Aw. sayi Who invented neckwashin'.
anyhow lex
Ada-Timid. isn't he7 May-Aw-
fully. He's 80 afraid that she'll say
no that be won't give her chance to
say Brooklyn Life
Madam-Be sure 10 put plenty OF
auts In the cake. Cook--I'li crack no
more nuts to-day. My jaw hurts ms
already .-Harper's Bazaar
Il know a man that has never been
kissed in his life" said be. WELL"
said she. unsympatheticaiiy. Its his
own fault"-Detroit Free Press
do you-er-eyer tell fbsT" asked
the lady who had advertised for a maid
-.sot for myself. ma'am.' answered ts'e
applicant; -oniy for the mlssus-
Bits.
Weary wiilie-I had good job once.
brt was forced TO resign Mrs Hand
outflow was thstf Weary willie
Why. because de boss wouldn't IRE NE
Judge.
you're such a wretched writer It's a
wonder you wouldn't get a typewritirG
machine" Il would. oily that would
show what miserable speller ! am"
Philadelphia Press
why. Johnny. am ashamed OF you
How could you take little Ethel's half
u the apple away from herr" Cause.
ma. amt forgot what you told me-
TO always take sisters part"
His family felt very much distress
ed about his going on the stage. did
they noty' Yes" answered Miss Cay
enns. but not until after they I'D
seen him act"-washington Star.
Her friend-Yes. my ancestors moved
In the best colonial circles. They were
Tories. you know. The colonial dame
yesf Then. I dare say. my ancestors
helped TO keep them moving.-Ex.
Mary Ann--rve come TO tell you.
mum. that III gasoline stove has gone
out Mistress Well. light IL again
Mary Ami can't Sure Il went out
through III roof Cleveland Leader.
Mr.. coodthing does your sis
ter like the engagement ring gave
le.f Her Young Brotber-weii. it's
q little too smsil. She has hard time
getting IL OF when the other fellows
call
-y,ry well. air" said DIR. Quack. af-
Ter bis quarrel with the undertaken.
-I1I make you sorry for thisF What
are you going TO dof- asked the under
tzger: -rciire from practice-"-Tit-
Bits
HASKELL don't object 90 much to
Fanny kissing Der dos. but ] prefer
Der 10 kiss me before. and not after.
know. but don't you think
that the dog has his preference. tool
Answers.
Friend-Sow that you have made
millions, what will you dot Old Bull
Iion-T shall retire and amuse myself
telling people what a burden wealth IL
and how happy was when | was poor.
-Tit-Bifs
Bacon-Did you ever get anything on
he installment SYSTEM Egbert-fes;
got my household that way. First
got my wife. then her father and
mother. and now I'm getting Der broth
RS and sisters Answer
Chemist Ito poor woman) You must
AXE this medicine three times day |
sfter meals. Patient-But sir. l sci
iou get meals these ard times. Chem
NJ fpassing on 20 next customer)-
rh~n take II befors.-Glasgow Times.
-Your little dog remarked Sub
,ubs. looks very odd What did You
ave his tail cut OF fort" we sim
,ly had to do Il" replied Gilman; he
saxred II 20 much and we live In
lat you know. Philadelphia Press.
Little Girl Cat the door, Sister is
,wful sorry. but she can't SIC you this
Young Man--1'm sorry. too.
aargie. hope she isn't GIL Little
,,rl-oh. no; she's busy getting en-
aged to another feliaw.-Detroit
Jews
mo" declared Mr.. Nsgget. there
ever was woman on earth who
ould refrain from turning around to
ubber at some other woman's clothes
Nor replied his wife, sweetly. Didn't
on ever hear OF Ever Philadelphia
'ress.
Mrs Loveascrap-I see by the pa
ers. George. that certain Madame
'ousep and several other Russian la
les hsve enlisted In Cossack regi-
,ent In order to prove that women can
eht Mr. Loveascrap-Iiow entirely
my dear.--Judge.
Dick Tate-Miss short--Issbel-you
ave been In my office for two years
NV. and l have learned to love you
etter every day. VIII you be my
,,sa7 fsabel Sbort-Oh. Mr.. Tate, In