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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1906-09-29
Local News and Comm len


Made in Morris. None better. The
Big Stone cigar.
White Rose cream separator oils
Sold by Stone & Munro.
Two good farms to rent on easy
terms. CHAs VAUGHAN
Henry Ettesvold drove over from
Cyrus Tuesday on business.
S. M. Johnson, of Stevens, was in
Morris on Thursday calling on friends.
Services at the Norwegian Lutheran
Synod church tomorrow forenoon at
II o'clock.
They help this country who help to
bring macaroni wheat into use as a
bread wheat.
Knute Holman has been very sick
with appendicitis this week, but is
now on the road to recovery.
Martin Hegg, cousin of julie How
end came over from Glenwood on
Monday to work at Charley's Place.
The Elizabeth Reem Circle will meet
with Mrs. Orrie French and Mrs.
Adkins, in the Spooner house on
Tuesday afternoon, October 2.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Hyde, who
have been spending the past six weeks
with relatives here returned Thursday
to their home at Chaffee, N. Y.
Just received new lot of picture
mouldings, etc. Am here for business.
I warrant my work and ask for a
share of the trade. E. F. HILL.
The Ladies of the ASSUMPTION
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
Dexter, n. N.
Speeialto The Me7gs.

OpeCtUf ~ enc [FcUS.
Everything is lovely in New Mexico
now as we have had shower of rain,
the first rain we have had here since
early spring 1t makes everything
happy. / would say even the birds,
but there isn't any birds here except
mocking birds and you know they are
always happy.
Moving and baling and shipping al
falfa hay has been the order of early
spring Just as soon as you get one
crop disposed of it is ready to NOW
again.
The Davis boys from Tennessee
went hunting on the 4th.
l think David Davis would like to
take trip up on certain dry creek
near Delphi, Tenn. You can guess
why.
Ask Lester Davis how he likes the
west. He says they work on the eight
hour system out here, They work eight
hours before noon and eight after.
J. S. Davis was in the dumps this
morning because dog killed his pet
jack rabbit
The Davis boys are talking of going
back to Tennessee this fall. We win
sure miss them.
You people of Tennessee talk about
your green beans. I wish had some.
haven seen a green bean this sum
mer. have seen plenty of brown
ones.
Come on, all you Dunlap writers.
love to read your pieces. Lester Davis
says he would love to see piece in
the News from Delphi, Tenn.
Best wishes to the News and its
many readers, Kid
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19


You can talk about your Maine. ver-
mont and Tennessee.
But plain old Arkansas is good enough
for me.
You can talk about Japan away beyond
the sea,
But Arkansas good enough for me.
You lie in Southern shades beneath
an orange tree;
A little Elberta bush Is good enough
for me.
II You are stuck on old Kentucky that 5
where you ought to be,
Then we are still more lucky--Old
Arkansaw and me.
While of the west some sing, where
moonshine serves for tea;
The water in Tap Spring is good
enough for me.
Go brag about your honey made by
the honey bee;
The Tennessee girls are sweet enough
for me.
Go tell of your great big cities that /
don't want to see;
The title town Of Rudy is Just the
town for me.
Then boom your city papers that adj
vertise things free,
I'll take the Rudy daily-Oh, that g
the sheet for me.
Go brag about your lodges with many
side degree;
But the jolly farmers union is just the
boys for me.
Tho aged and cold, or warm with the
fire of youth,
oh, give to me the union grip in
friendship, love and truth.
Rudy, Ark. JOE BILL,
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
Egypt Cove.

.Spedafio ne Nsvs.
Well, Mr. Editor, as 'Spokain, 2 df
Whiteside, is trying to take my place
I'll try to get in little earlier this
time.
Sick folks are all on the mend Well
ones are looking fine, put some of them
are tangled little bit over the coming
August election. Kelly and DYER are
running neck and neck with Kelly q
little ahead. Both are good men and
it is a shame to have to slaughter eth
er Of them. Ed johnson is running
like scared rabbit done gone out of
sight. Sorry for Jimmie but kant
be helped"
Jacob Cypers was among the White
side folks last evening. Jake is good
citizen and we always welcome him in
our midst.
Bro. Hatfield is spending few days
with his children abroad.
DIR. Cheny was down from the
mountain yesterday. and reports it O.
X. on top
JAS Roope, Jr., of Hales' Bar, was
visiting his father yesterday
Joe Roope has accepted position
with Oliver, Stewart & Co.
Albert Beddow and wife, of Nash
vile, are visiting their grandfather,
Mr.. Beddow, for the summer.
Well, Mr.. Editor, | see you have
quiet number of correspondents from
the little burg Of Whiteside. Hope
they will hold out faithful.
1t is rumored that we are to have
a wedding in this locality today. II
we do I'll report it next week.
It has rained every day here for al
most week, and the young people
can't have any ice cream suppers
which checks the lads and lasses very
much in their delightful pleasure call
ed sparkling. This is said to be one OF
| the grandest pleasures young folks can
get into. It is said that when two
lovers walk out for stroll beneath the
shade and shadow of the eternal hills
| to impart to each other their long
sufferings, that all nature responds tC
| the tread of their gentle footsteps and
the flowers that have been sickened by
the beams of monday sun, lift III
their heads in gladness. The mother
| bird tired from scratching worms fol
the young ones, shifts her position OF
the limb of the tree; and begins tx
sing love songs to them as they pass
Oh, We gods when shall we be able t.
get closer to. thy hearth Come all y,
readers of the News and take stroll
in the shaded forest and enjoy wha
God intended for you to see and hear
Lamp Lighter.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
MONTEAGLE MATTERS

MONTEAGLE, Tenn, July 10
Preaching at the II o'clock service in
the morning by Dewitt Miller; colored
Sunday school at p. m, followed by
song service at 8:15. completed the
program for Sunday.
Monday morning the classes in sum-
mer schools met at O'Clock.
Miss Charlotte Moore, at 1880 o.
clock, in Warren Hall presented a stu
dy of the supernatural as found in
Hamlet" and Julius Caesar" Miss
Moore will continue at the II O'Clock
hour the remainder Of the week to ex-
tend this study of the Shakespearean
drama with 1.-THE Tempest and "A
Midsummer Nights Dream Miss
Moore conducts the school Of English
this year at Montea gle.
DR. Dewitt Miller leotured this ev-
ening
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19

IOOtnache, Earache,
zckache, Stomach ache, Neu-
RIgia, etc. They are sentinels
It warn you of any derange-
nt of your system. When
brain nerves become ex-
sted or irritated, Headache
kes you miserable; If the
mach nerves are weak, in
estion results, and you
lble up with pain, and If the
re prominent nerves are at
Lted, Neuralgia simply makes
lie uncomfortable. The way to
stop pain is to soothe and
strengthen the nerves. DIR.
Miles Anti-Pain Pills do this.
The whole Pain family yield to
their influence. Harmless if
taken as directed.
1T find DR.. Niles Anti Pain Pills an
excellent remedy for overcoming head
ache, neuralgia and distressing pains
OF all Sorts l have used them for the
past seven years in this capacity with
the best OF results"
MRS. JOE MERRILL, Peru. Ind.
Or. Miles, AntI.PaIn Pills are sold by
your druggist who will guarantee that
the first package will benefit. II II
fails, he will return your money.
IS doses, rs cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
Saved His Comrades Life.

"While returning from the Grand
Army Encampment at Washington
City, a comrade from Elgin, ILL.,, was
taken with cholera morbus and was in
critical condition." says Mr.. J. E.
Houghland, of Eldon, Iowa. 81 gave
him Chamberlain Remedy and be-
lieve saved his life. have been en-
gagged for ten years in immigration
work and conducted many parties to
the south and west I always carry
this remedy and have used it success
fully on many occasions. Sold by Jno.
w. Simpson Jasper, Tenn
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
A Traoic Finish.

A watchman's neglect permitted a
leak in the great North Sea dyke which
a child's finger could have stopped, to
become ruinous break. devastating
an entire province of Holland. In like
manner Kenneth McIvher, of Vance
boro, Me-, permitted little cold to
go unnoticed until tragic finish was
only averted by DIR. Kings New Dis
covery. He writes; Three doctors
gave me up to die of lung infiamma-
ton, caused by neglected cold; but
Dr. Kings New Discovery saved my
life. - Guaranteed best cough and
cold cure, at all druggists. SOC and
$100. Trial bottle free.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
Tonnes FOR WOMEN.

Delicate women require a tonic. An
iron tonic is good, but st, Andrews
Wine of Life Root is better. While
toning up the system, purifying the
blood and restoring exhausted nerves,
1t regulates any arrangements, and
strengthens woman in the most sensi-
tive part OF her organism.
Price S1.00 per bottle.
Ask your druggist for it..
Made only by ANDREWS MFG, CO.
Bristol, Tenn.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
Ohio Miners Return TO Work.

COLUMBUS, Ohio, July lit is
estimated that about $4,000 miners
went TO work today throughout Ohio
as the result of the agreement between
the stand pat operators and the
miners representatives. The agree
ment relates to the engineers, fremen
and pumpmen,
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
ALL IhE WORLD

knows that Billiards. Snow Liniment
has no superior for Rheumatism, Stiff
Joints. Cuts, Sprains, Lumbago and
all pains. Buy it, try it and you viii
always use it. Anybody who has used
Billiards. Snow Liniment is living
proof of what it does. All we ask of
you Is to get trial bottle. Price 25c,
soc and $1.O0 Sold by Sequatchie Sup
ply Store.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
Twenty Year Battle.

II was a loser in twenty year bat
tie with chronic piles and malignant
sores until / tried Bucklen's Arnica
Salve: which turned the tide, by cur
ing both, till not trace remains,
writes A. NJ. Bruce, of Farmville, Va.
Best for old Ulcers, Cuts. Burns and
Wounds &c at all druggists.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
ST. ANDREWS
WINE OF LIFE ROOT.

1t plants hope in hopeless hearts, the
seeds Of Joy in joyless minds, whose
fruition is the blooms of health on the
cheek of the perfect woman, to whom
the Ills of her former existence are now
the real zest Of her pleasurable life.
Thousands OF women all over this land
have testified to the truthfulness of thfs
assertion.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19
The Trials Of Women.

The homes of this country are filled
with women whose trials utterly de-
stroy the joys of existence. They are
the victims OF female disorders and they
do not get relief, and they are forced to
drag through the weary years without
the hope of better days. All such should
be advised to use few bottles of
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-19

Best weekly paper in the United
States: The Chattanooga Weekly News.
More than 10000 news items in each is
sue Nothing like it in the whole coun-
try. The Chattanooga Weekly News
and THE SgQuAcHEE VALLEY News
he.h e-o ----- FOR 81. Subscribe now
.ttf ..a 80 nu~o
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

NssAWsos-Eewsse s9set0 - slik en1 lace
s,ocks-siighily soiis1-at = % = their
former prices. oi.oo Seoeks q ~ Ne 0eseka
at 1Bes 9se ssocb0 q ~ Ai0o . 1es q Wo0A-
able tailoseo stoeks. that Osso o1e ~ 1ee.
nov ~. All our 4nsS 0t0eks. etc. at OTeosly
reduced eSiceO.
Vssooae,-whise Lace vs'iing. formerly q -
per ysr1. nov -
White. Navy. Brown. casa'na; ana 6ty Lace
veil!ngs. formerly See pr yasA aeW -.
CAoOoo 0Woo vs0o-1k yas1s long: Ill col.
efs: fssmssly Sl-Se - 91se soeo. $50 -
lAssePlsss valeaessaass Ises 60 Issss.
tionA % as1 ~ Dss yoSA
Plast Valsae3sanso EA6s-e iaeAso 011e:
Woseh 3se ~ yasa: aeW D9GA
Calls vaIaaeseaneo 1A0so-3 - ioeAss
vs6s: vsFs See anl sSe yse1: 0sjs pssea. -
crean cAassiliy EAOsee aosAso Osos: Osssh
&c ~ yss6. % soIo - -
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

ea111.A 100OsooeA-Yafd vide
bolss os ~ yar1s: regular SiIs
value: Sale Price. per bol;. -.
en0aasA L0a0eoosO--EHssa ane
quality. soss finish. regular 81 8;
value. Sale PYSc2 Dss bols e3 -
yoS1A. ooA
90O01n0 S00D0oohO-veSy sheer:
ene ua9ervsos fabric. sale
Py1ee. Dss bog oe II y6e. 09A
onA0n aADsuO-lo SochSo V,Ae:
O0ft UAApFWsAS 0nSoA. ODOctal
0Ale Price. pr yor4. -.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

Special Lot of Yrsneh valeneioasso In0es-
tioHs: worth &c per dossn yards: q sale ~
o<F 1ossn yards. -.
Reel Torches Edges-All 9FsaSlv ssd1cs1 b
this sale
AlIovss LAee-lS inches Wids irish CPoeAee
Dastssns. with eolored figures: were Ssse Per
yard: Sale Price. per yard. o40A
lnisasion Baby Irish Crochet AISovsS Loee-
10 inches wide. worth sc per gard: nov -.
BLACK Chaasi,iy EdGss-A inches vide: grsos
variety - O0steSn0. woo 3Se PER yarG o.
oase at ~.
Ooooo-WNise Dassose nsose: eDlsoaSA vaavao
q c1ose osAs~ ssAs~ oas@ eAsA 49,
ooASR o1AAA 0A0o ana o00A
LGAs NEE 1ssssss Resss-A splsnAa v,,us
Witt: Net Hes:s.g.il siee: lsessiiy erimase
An 1eese IN lace asA staagIe saects ~ vesy
DoW Dssesa
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

W1eeo DIVES VooSSeo - vSoDe
e0eeso-verY rev and stylish.
Special Sale Price. per yard. -.
0sVpssess1 Ea0oes0 A06e0a.
Embroidered BAfiste ard Pcp!ia
Weave wais'!ngs. advance
0syIeS. sale Price. ger yard. -.
0esssseos0 PooOss Waesssa6e
Splendid washing fabric. sHssa
value as. per yard. -.
0oo1.G0Aeoo1eSe1 SAese. W0aDa
Ooeo0g0O-Naay handsome Eo~-
elites "a French MUlis. Ponge-
eettee and Linen CaRbS!cs-
From 80 % oDo0A
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

made tor 'ana!
We Offer
fomsuc
Sons and dOwdent tfom25 to l
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01
Bleached Napkins

g sixc reduced from SITS doz. to 91.25
= size reduced from $500 dos. to $50
g Giss reduced from $3.50 do1. to 9l.o0
Z sise reduced from &3.:5 doz. to $500
z sise reduced from $3.50 dos. to $3.50
Z siss reduced from $500 dos. to @l.O0
EXTkA-Jao. 9. Brown 4 Sons cele-
brated Dinner Napkins. - inches square:
very me quality: all this seasons pat
terms: regular value $3.50 per dozen:
- IN EXTRA special value We offer 100
dozen this week at, per dozen. @4.00.
OR 0E10TIrCHED TOWELS Choice
$50 and $500 per dozen qualities At.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01
Napkins

|RARRB RAINIER NAPKINS - Known
Everywhere for their splendid washing
and wearing Qualities-reduced In this
|;anuarS Sale to. per dozen. 3200.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

ZSc ruf6e.
7So $l.00. $1.15 ana up 10 $50 for Camhric rn-
SOS3 despettcaats: assortment Of styIes all neat
y trimmed With new patterns Of embroidery or lace.
Hl M for Misses Camhric retticoats: deep
%A AsVV Aounce. trimmed With rufne Of enhrOid-
eey: tucks above: lenGths - and 3 inches.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01
The Annual January Linen Sale
Doubly Important This Year!!

qualities
of
aw
Linen is n pn in
barely
halt what they ywreast year.
he'd esew
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01
January Sale of Lace Curtains

reduced cSce 33s3 70 entire
giving the goods at less than
port All Mu Curtains and pair lots at half price
Cuny ard Ba;tenberg Lace Curtains at discount
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01
White Dress and
Underwear Fabrics

CPLENDID savings await Tuesdays shop
- pers. Extremely low prices afford strong
buyin9 incentive to wise women at this sale.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

1t is common fault of the garments in most under
eecting saving in material the detrment of the
prefer make their underwear, bothersome il
satisfaction assured in their handiwork not
filing their most exacting requirements in our January 5;
sizes and Qualities and at the time bring forth
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

7go for CamheSc a Muslin Gowne: twelve differ
IOS ent stylee: high. v-shape neck elipovef
stye0 neatly trimmed with hemstitched tucks. lacs
a embroidery Insertions and edge: extraordinary
values.
E1 IN for Camhe1c. Muslin of Long Cloth
VAsVV Gowns: low .s,ipover o. high v-shape
necks: trimmed with Insertions and edge Of tOrchon
or valencennes lace or embruidery: best value
have ever shown At this prize.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01
Laces, Veilings, Robes, Neckwear

sales the thorough
tons Louis complete
stocks Bars None equal the values during this January sale
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01


is
II v
will be less than
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

CNBLEA(NED NANASk-SpecIalIy suitable for
hotels and res'adrafts-ThOs. McI.aren Sons
.&inch Dice Damasi a quality that always
sell NJ soc yard by the bolt yard. yours. in the
January Sale a.. per yard. ::0r.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

sScs. RARNSLEY CRA8H al 11e0 = fu1I
bleached-redueed
i =: :: =: !: !: ::
From I'm cents per yard to - cents
RARRH RAINIER CRASa-well known
for its great durability-espec1ally priced
for this sale at. per yard. 13xc.
GLASS TOWElIN0NlS inches wide
43 In blue and red eheeks-redueed
tS7a5kS From cents per yard to ~ eents
+ffffrr From 10 cents per yard to - eeats
From l2k cents per yard to 10 cents
ffM From IL cents per yard to 13x eeats
HN From I'm eeats per yard 70 u eeats
@ Towels on which - are ovesstoekod
fffM 10 INTO this sale at greatly redueod
prices.
BLEACHED RATH 1OVEES - Reduced from
81. 90 per dosen to. each 1lc.
From 81. ~ per dozen 20. each 1oe.
From $500 per dozen to. each HE.
From $500 per dozen to. each 96e.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

Pn~ for Good Muslin Cows: vafjet! q 0eyjee
OOS yOkex tucked Or trimmed with Insertions aud
edge Of embroidery.
O. az for Nainsnok Gowns: low slIp0vef ely1e:
V<s<O daintily trimmed with insertions a Val
enciennes lace and edge Of embrosdefy dawn With
ribbon
d Sn for Long Cloth Gowns: low. round neck
@<sOO o. slipOver style: trimmed With wide in
serion and edge Of genuine valencie1nee 1ece: Nm
ished with ribbon.
q q En- for Naineook Gowns: low. round neck o.
VOsOO slipOver style: Empire eject ~ eyelet en-
brcidery. drawn with iblOn: three quarter sseeves
d M to- $12OO for Fine Nainsook Gowns: Va
V7eOO riety of styles entirely new: trimmed
with choicest patterns Of lace and embsOidesy.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

4e> per pair for Nuslln or Camheic DraWeFs:
<SC trimmed With clusters q email tucks and
hemsttchIng deep cambric tucked Aounce. edged
with lace: good values.
En-, per pair for Good Muslin Drawers: u1mDed
OOS with deep edge of embro1deyy and cluster of
tuck& abOve.
IO% deep ruffles. trimmed With rows Of Insertions
and edge Of valenciennes DSce.
1so per pair for Cambria a. Nainsonk Drawers:
IOC deep rufneA trimmed with Ao9nes Of new
patterns of emtsoidesy. with tucks sbove.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

$3.50 { Fin. = :
Cambria Petit
SsRts: AaeOet-
ment of new
styles: trimmed
with rows Uf
lace insertion ~
deep ds'unce oe
.,ew embroidery.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

7so fne Mualin q Cambsic Petticoats: hem-
IOS stitched. tucked. rufne O. deep knee nounce:
trimmed with lace insertion and edge or deep en-
brOidery rufne.
4 4 m for Camhsic q Nualin Petticoats: variety
y V1sVV " sayies: neatly trimmed With deep knee
dcunce: tucked. hem01tched O made With insertion
and edge of tosehoa lace Or deep fufae Of enibsuad
cry and tucks.
O. AZ foe Camhsic Petticoats: deep 6ounce.
V1s<O trimmed With ruf1s Of embsoddesy: ciu0-
ter Os tucks shove.
&l 7S fne Camhsie Petticoass: variety of styles:
VlsIO neatly trimmed with insertion and edge
'f t"rchon "s real lace: clusters OF tucke o. deep
h"unce Of embruidesy with tucks ahove.
O. ~ Tor Cambric Petticrats: deep donnce of
V<sOV oi'enwork embroidery With tucks above:
finished with dust ruf0e.
O. Sn for Cambric Pett'cnats: deep knee Aounce
VSsOV Aniahed with four rows Of insertion and
'ee Of valeocienDe0 1ace clusters Of tucks above.
% 7S for Fine Camhsic Petdcoats: knee douAco
%Ss y n six FoWo of Insertion and edge q
VaienrienneA dep 0ounre. flashed With Suf0e q
embroidery and hemstitched tucks above.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

FAXCY DECORATIVE LlNEXS-Doylies. Squares
and Scarfs In draWn-work and laee-tTimned
eAects-in the January Sale 1t IL less than regu-
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

$1.OO gs,I:.s. gss .:.; for Or
Camhr;c Drawers: oil
neatly trimmed with
new patterns q en-
bsOitiery and clusters
0f tncks above.
$l.OO Ri Es;a::.s. s:.s 70: .:
Cambria Drawers: Va
ris-ty of styles: Trim
med with insertions
and edge u lace.
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

a en for Fine Canhs9c retticcats trimmed
@4sSO With vide Insertions and vide ruf0e q
n.w cpenwost embroidery.
- IN 70 SIS 90 foe Fine Oanbelc cr Lawn Pettl-
@S.UO ~rats: an handsomely Trimmed With oew
,a..erne OF lace and embroidery.
q ~ for MlsaeS' Camhric pet0coatR: dep
y w fcUuce. trimmed with hemstitched. tuck
-! rufae cluster Of tncks above: lengths - and -
!ncheS
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01

81 9S for Cambsie
V1sSO o. Nainso0k
Gowns: high neck !:
trimmed With rows of
in0estjoo Of embgojd-
~ and tuckA with
edge o. neck ana
OleeVea
The St. Louis Republic., 1906-01-01
PetticOatS.

cn, o. Nu>',u r"tt.oasr> deep ruan.-. nnl>bs>i
SUS with trltA',i ranb-c ruff..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-12-31

Mrs. F. was very stern woman,
who demanded instant and unques-
tionlng obedience from her children,
says Chums. One afternoon as she
was working in her sewing room a
storm came up, and she sent her son
John to close the trap leading to the
fat roof of the house.
"But, mother said John.
John, told you to shut the trap"
"Yes, but, mother
John, shut that trap"
"All right, mother, If you say 80,
but
"John!
John slowly climbed the stairs and
shut the trap. The afternoon went by,
and the storm howled and ragged. Two
hours later the family gathered for
tea, and when the meal was half over
Aunt Mary, who was staying with
Mrs. F., had not appeared Mrs. F.
started an investigation. She did not
have to ask many questions. John an
swered the first one.
please, mother, she is up on the
roof"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-12-31

THE hardest problem the builder has
to wrestle with" said a we'll known
member of the profession, "is the chin
ney. What the heather Chnee is to
the human race and the left handed
mule to the animal kingdom the chin.
ney Is to the various appurtenances
that go to make up human habita.
ton. There is no safe rule for the con.
struction of chimneys. You can build
a chimney all right in theory, but when
1t comes down to practice that is an.
other matter. Build two chimneys side
by side in precisely the same manner
Employ the best skilled labor and con
struct them exactly on the same princl
pies. One may draw all right and the
other one smoke like Choctaw. Yes
Sir, the chimney is beyond all under.
standing, and any builder will tell you
so."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-12-31

Some ludicrous mistakes are made
by some of the French Canadian people
In our New England cotton mill towns
In their attempt to master English.
One summer grain dealer In Som
ellsworth, n. H., received written
order from one of his French custom
ers, which read as follows.
please send
81 bag hole corn.
II INK field.
20 pounds acid"
The clerk, who has had many years
experience with these people, said at
once, Send him a bag of whole corn.
a bag of mixed feed and five pounds of
grass seed, or, as the French people put
1t, 'hayseed.'"
And he was right
AT another time an order was re-
ceived for bag Of corn broke" and
at still another an order for bag of
corn not broke."-Boston Herald.