The San Francisco call., 1906-07-02

ought to be easier now that Congress
knows something about the meat pack
ing Washington Star.
General Charles Henry Grosvenor
should be clad in white always. The
color matches his hair and his record.
No sweeter allegory ever walked on
legs.-New York Sun.
What's the use of thinking as long
as Teddy and Uncle Joe are in ses-
sion?-Chattanooga Times.
The steel Trust will not allow its
employees to accept graft" in any
form. Don't do as I do; do as 1 say!'
New York Herald.
No man in Congress or out of Con-
gress can fix the cost of inspection so
that it must come out of the packers.
They will deduct it from the price of
cattle and then add it % the price of
4 beef.-Dallas News.
The Panama canal is not to get down
/ to sea level, but it is at least no longer
in the air.-New York Tribune.
I The Michigan man who said that
pack of wolves kept him in a tree all
night has the thanks of all benedcts
( MlSSlnS the last car nome Is getting TO
/ be a rather trite excuse and doesn't
work like it used to.-Philadelphia
i Telegraph
! A Harvey County (Kans.) man arose
! in his sleep the other night, harnessed
4 his team and cultivated eight acres of
corn before he awoke. No: he was not
i the hired man.-Bdffalo Express
/ Uncle Joe Cannon says this country
/ is hell OF success" Somebody ought
! to take Uncle Joe aside and advise him
not to make, 1t so strong.-Houston
! Post
We flew from Bryan to Parker, and
what did we get? Is there no other
Moses to lead us? Must we take one
extreme or the other? Is not this the
time for our Southern man to come
forward and show to the people of the
country that we can be trusted with
the affairs of the people and of the
Government with safety and saneness?
Why wait? Is the time not opportune?
1t seems to US that everything is COM
bined to make of this the time of all
others. There is one thing, however,
that is sure, and that is that the Demo-
cratic party must completely ignore
Hearst and defy him to do his worst
Blackstone (Va.) Courier
The Senatorial vacancies from Mary
land and Kansas were quickly filled,
and Delaware is doing its best to close
the gap. Some New Workers seem to,
think that there ought to be something
doing in the same line up their way
| Washington Star
How to Beat Bryan in 1909 is the
title of an article in the Chicago Trib-
une The easiest way is to nominate
him for President on the Democratic
ticket.-Rochester Post-Express.
We can now understand how moth
ing is wasted in the packing houses
except the squeal. we have eaten every
one of the 'byproducts" in canned
form-tail. hoof and hide. That's why
we squeal.-Lebanon (Pa.) News.
Senator Platt has left Washington
not to return during the session. This
leaves the imperial State of New York
entirely without representation in the
Senate. AS things stand. however, it
doesn't make much difference-Boston.
Herald
Addicks footed the bills for an ire
sponsive and ungrateful party in Della
ware for as many years as Jacob
served Laban for Rachael. Six times
J. Edward asked for his reward and
end of a Senatorship has now been de-
MED him.-Philadelphi Record.
]. K. Aiken chief clerk of the gen
eral superintendent. cheerfully testified
to investing in s75, 900 of coal property
on salary of 1925 per month. AS An
drew Carnegie has frequently said
there never were greater opportunities
than now for young men.-Topeka
(Kans.) Capital.
New York county has an innova-
tion in the shape of two women deputy
sheriffs. But this fact is not so sur
prising or uniting as 1t seems.
Women should make good sheriffs in
one respect, at least, having a natural
affinity for attachments = Baltimore
American.
Just because young woman tells a
young man that she dreamed of him
the night before he has no authority 20
feel elated. She may have had a night
Understandable Journal.
man who had been married four
times walked in his sleep and fell out
of window That's one falling out
he didn't have with his wife.-Wash-
ington Post
There are two things the average
woman will not stand for. Having
another woman attempt to take her
hired girl away from her, and to be
left out of party when the hostess is
indebted to her.--Atchison Globe.
There is no power on earth that
can close my mouth" declared the Hon.
John Wesley Gaines the other day in
the House of Representatives. The
House burst into wild applause With
this assurance doubly sure, who can
despair of liberty and progress under
the Constitution New York Tribune
When you contemplate the Pennsyl
vania Republican platform, remember
also that it has been politically well
said that platform is not to stand
on. but to get in on.-lndianaDolis
News.