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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
Airs. IN. Wrighf

Mrs. Pinkham claims that there Is
kind of dyspepsia that is caused by
arrangement of the female organism,
and which, while it causes a disturb
ance similar to ordinary Indigestion,
cannot be relieved without medicine
which not only acts as stomach tonic.
but has a peculiar tonic effect on the fe.
male organism.
As proof of this theory we call at
tention to the case of Mrs. Maggie
Wright, Brooklyn, N. Y, who was
completely cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound after every.
thing else had failed. She writes:
" For two years l suffered with dyspepsia
which so degenerated the entire system that
was unable to attend to my daily duties. /
felt weak and nervous, and nothing that l ate
tasted good and it caused disturbance in nv
stomach. l tried different dyspepsia cures,
but nothing seemed to help me / was ad.
vised to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial, and was happily surprised
to f1nd that it acted like fine tonic and in a
fewdays began to enjoy and properly digest
my food. My recovery was rapid, and in
hve weeks was a well woman / have rec
commended it TO many suffering women
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement or has such a record
of cures of female troubles, as has Lydia
E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
Marion HarIand.

The celebrated authoress, so highly
esteemed by the women of America,
says on pages 1903 and 445 of her
book, Ewes Daughters; or, Common
Sense for Maid. Wife and Mother:
For the aching back-should it be
slow in recovering its normal strength
an Allcock's Plaster is an excellent
comforter, combining the sensation Of
the sustained pressure of a strong
warm hand with certain tonic quail
ties developed in the wearing. 1t
should be kept over the seat OF UNI
8easiness for several days--in Oh
stinate cases, for perhaps fortnight"
For pain in the back wear an All
cocks Plaster constantly, renewing
as it wears off. This is an invaluable
support when the weight on the small
of the back becomes heavy and the
aching incessant."
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
MONKEY PLAYED MANY PARTS.
Defined by Customs Men as a Bird, q
Handbag and Dog.

On the travels of a monkey from
Genoa to Heidelberg an amusing farce
might be written. A German gentle
men brought from southwest Africa
a tiny monkey weighing barely
couple of pounds From Tanga to
Genoa all went well with the Lilli-
putian animal. 1t was a favorite with
everyone, and travelled free until
Genoa was reached, when it's troubles
began
Brought under the notice of the Ge-
aoese eustomhouse authorities, it was
promptly deprived of its identity. 1t
was no longer an animal; it became
q bird, and as a bird, on which 2S
cents was charged, 1t was conveyed to
the Swiss frontier. where, at a stroke
OF the customhouse officers wand it
was transformed into a cat at the in
creased assessment of $156, and
borne by train to Zurich
On its arrival there it ceased, as a
cat, to exist, and became mere pack
age-an item of luggage that was con.
veyed to Constance for the nominal
sum of 16 cents
Still as luggage, though metamor-
phized from package into handbag,
1t went on its way to Stuttgart, where
a great honor awaited it, 1t was, on
payment of $2.04, exalted into a dog,
and it was as dog that it ended its
journey at the university town of
Heidelberg. STRAY Stories.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
REPUBLICANS
WIN IN UTAH
Congressman Howell Is Re-
elected by a Plurality That
viii Exceed $1,000.
Republicans Make Clean Sweep Of
State and Will Have Big Majority
In NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Car
~ Salt Lake City, But Lose
in County.

Salt Lake City-The election Tues.
day resulted in a veritabie landslide
for the Republican party, which swept
everything in front of it. Congress
man Howell was reelected by a plu.
rality of about $4,000. while
Judge Prick is elected associate jus.
uce, although he did not receive near
ly so many votes as the congressman.
Congressman Howelrs plurality
over Judge Powers at the election of
Tuesday will reach about $4,000, ap-
proximately the same figures as in
1904, when President Roosevelt head.
ed the Republican ticket In that
election there were over 101 900
votes cast in Utah. OF this number
Parker for president received 35,413,
while Roosevelt received 62,446. 1t is
doubtful if the total vote this year
will reach $4,000, which will be divid.
ed about as follows: Howell, 40 900;
Powers, $4,000; Weir. 10000.
Two years ago Howell was given
52,675, Powers 37,445, Hiles 6.796.
The seventh state legislature of
Utah will consist very largely of Re
publicans. The state senate will be
entirely Republican. The house will
have at the outside not to exceed five
Democratic members out Of the forty
five
The Republican ticket carried Salt
Lake county by plurality ranging
from $500 to 1000.
The Americans carried Salt Lake
City by pluralities varying from 945
for Weir to 1892 for Pitt and 1912 for
Tony" Jacobson the latter two lead
ing their ticket. The Democrats got
from $500 to 1880 votes in the city,
Judge Powers leading his ticket with
total vote of 4,S41 in the city.
/ AS compared with the vote in the
city last fall, the Republicans got
2,S62 more votes than they gave
Lynch for mayor; the Democrats lost
1889 as compared with the vote for
Morris, and the Americans got 1873
more than were recorded for Thomp.
son. One peculiar coincidence is that
Howell this year came within two
votes of the total vote for Morris and
Lynch last year-one Republican,
the other Democrat
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
The Jerome of Weber County Goes
Down to Defeat.

Ogden-The election in Weber
county proved to be veritable land
slide for the Republicans, who elected
every man on their ticket by MAORI
ties ranging from 1000 to 1000. Judge
Howell, for congress, received a ma.
jority of 1,433 over Orlando w. Pow.
ers in thirty districts out of the forty.
one. Joseph E. Prick had a similar
majority over J. w n. Whitecotton
for the supreme bench Locally, G. A.
Sebring, for sheriff, headed his ticket
with more than 1000 majority over
Belnap, Democrat. ]. D. Skeen, Dem.
ocratic and Labor nominee for county
attorney, was defeated by N. ]. Har.
ris, Republican, by more than 1000
votes. Mr. Skeen headed his ticket,
receiving 1,642 votes in the city of Og-
den, and ASP in twelve districts out.
side of the city.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
ParlcIan Meat sunnIv.

The last year for which complete
statistics concerning the meat sup
ply of Paris have been published is
1908. From the reports of that year
it appears that 267.O27 cattle, 274 $3.50
calves and 2,O47.770 sheep were
slaughtered at the city abattoirs and
produced 156.0o7. $50 Kilograms Tor
327,616.4s5 poundsl of meat. OF which
123.712,1S0 Kilograms 1883, 795, 57S
pounds) were consumed in Paris, and
S2.2s2,650 Kilograms exported Some
of the choicest of French beef goes to
England. where the fillets and other
prime cuts are in demand for clubs,
hotels, and the best class of restau-
rants. During the same year there
were killed 2S2. sos hogs, which yield
ed 27,657,350 Kilograms (5S,0s0. 435
pounds of pork, and 1880 horses.
which furnished 7.305,650 Kilograms
Tor 1884, 1855 pounds) of meat, all of
which was consumed in Paris.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
size Of Heads.

The average adult head has cir
cumferance of fully % inches The
average adult hat is fully 6%l size.
The sizes of mems hats are 6A and
6A generally. "Sevens" hats are com
mon in Aberdeen, and the professors
of our colleges generally wear 71s to
8 sizes.
Heads wearing hats Of the sizes 6as
and smaller, or being less than 81
inches in circumference, can never be
powerful Between 10 and 20 inches
in circumference heads are invariably
weak, and. according to this authority,
no lady should think OF marrying a
man with a head less than 20 inches
in circumference"
People with heads under 10 inches
are mentally deficient, and with heads
under Is inches Invariably idiotic."
Young Woman.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
NEGRO TROOPS DIseANpED.
Whole Battalion Disgraced for Riot
at Brownsville.

Washington.-Unp in the
history of the army of the United
States is the action of the president
Just announced in dismissing in dis.
grace from the army an entire bat.
talon of negro troops because of thei1
failure to disclose the identity of some
of their number who had been guilty
of violence and murder. AS an evi.
denee, however, of his intention to be
fair to the colored troops, the presi-
dent has accompanied this action by
an order which may amount to the
courtmartial of white army officer
OF high grade who was charged with
having cast slurs upon the colored
troops.
This is the outcome of the riotous
conduct of negro troopers at Browns.
vile. Texas, in August. which resulted
in the death of one citizen and the
wounding of another in the city of
Brownsville, members of the colored
troops being charged with the crime.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD DO IT.
Count 5oni Wants to Make Up With
His Rich American Wife.

Paris.-In spite of the statements
made by Maitre Cruppi in the opening
address Of the case Of Countess de
.Castellane (wno was Anna Gould OF
New York; for divorce from her hus.
band, Count Boni de Castellane, that
there was not the faintest possibility
of reconciliation, it is by no means
certain that the count has abandoned
hope of such an outcome His con.
duct since the suit began appears to-
have been based upon the belief that
his wife must yield in the end This
theory will explain the counts refusal
of liberal offers of life income. 1t
is also disclosed that the count never
ceased writing letters to his wife in
which he begged for a reconciliation
and in which he mathematical the
American lawyers under whose inf1u
ence he charged she was acting.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
IT'S THE FOOD.
The True Way to Correct Nervous
Troubles.

Nervous troubles are more often
caused by improper food and indiges-
ton than most people imagine Even
doctors sometimes overlook this fact.
A man says:
Until two years ago waffies and
butter with meat and gravy were the
main features of my breakfast. Final
ly dyspepsia came on and found my
self in bad condition, worse in the
morning than any other time. | would
have full sick feeling in my stom-
ach, with pains in my heart, sides and
head.
AT times would have no appetite
for days, then would feel ravenous,
never satisfied when | did eat and so
nervous felt like shrieking at the
top of my voice. | lost flesh badly
and hardly knew which way to turn
until one day bought boz of Grape
Nuts food to see If / could eat that
tried it without telling the doctor,
and liked 1t fine; made me feel as If
had something to eat that was salts.
flying and still | didn't have that
heaviness that had felt after eating
any other food
Il hadn't drank any coffee then in
FIVE weeks. l kept on with the Grape
Nuts and in month and a half had
gained is pounds, could eat almost
anything | wanted, didn't feel badly
after eating and my nervousness was
all gone. It's pleasure to be well
again
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich. Read the book. The
Road to Wellviile." IN pkgs. There's
reason"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

There IL more CAtArrh IN q s section Of the country
than ali other diseases put together and until ne last
few years was supposed 10 be incurable Fora great
many years doctors pronounced Il local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly fafne
% cure with local treatment pronounced IL incarabe
science has proven Catafrh 70 be constitutional dis
Hairs Catarrh Cure, manufactured bV " D. Cheney
Co. Toledo, Ohio ia the only Constitutions cure on
the market IL 10 taken internally In doses from ID
drops 10 teaspOonfuL IL acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. they onsr one
hundred dollars for any II fails to cura Send
for circulars aud testimonials
Address. p. j. CHENEY Co. Toledo Ohfn
Sold By Druggists 15c
Take Halls Family PILLS for consultation
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
Frenchmen Working for Separation
Of Church and State.

Parls.-The debate in the chamber
of deputies on the church and state
separation bill was continued on Tues
day. War Minister Picquart, who
mounted the tribune for the first time
to answer an Interpolation regarding
the bill reducing the term Of service
in the army to two years. was greeted
with burst of applause from the left
party. The extreme left demanded
that the transfer OF church property
take place Dec. II, 1906, instead Of
Dec, II. 1907
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
Democrats Get Everything in Sight

Austin, Textile total vote cast
did not exceed 100000 votes all told,
some $4,000 of which represents the
combined vote Of the Republicans,
the Reorganized Republicans and the
Socialists, the Socialist Labor and the
Prohibition party. The balance repre-
cents the Democratic vote The next
legislature will be Democratic over
whelmingly. there being only a slight
chance for the Republicans to get one
member in The lower house out OF
possible US.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

The total exports of tea from India
during the year ended April 26, 1906,
amounted to 214,19S,943 pounds, val
ued at $29,294,936 The shipments to
the United Kingdom were 166, 604 900
pounds; Canada, 15,019.0O0 pounds;
Russia, 9,991,0 900 pounds; Australia,
7,746 pounds; Turkey and Asia, 3,464
pounds; the United States, 2,1S5, 900
pounds; Persia, 1901 900 pounds, and
to all other countries, 8,Os4, 900 pounds.
All these countries, except the United
States and Persia. increased their pur-
chases over 1905 The trade with the
United States decreased 81 per cent,
and that with Persia 65.5 per cent
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
General stoessc!. Defender Of Port
Arthur, an Object of Charity.

London.-A dispatch from st. Pet.
ersburg to Reuters Telegram agency
Tuesday says Lieutenant General
Stoessel the defender of Port Arthur.
is in such financial straits that he has
applied to a charitable institution for
wounded soldiers for assistance to
enable him to employ servant. The
officers of the institution asked the
general to produce medical certifi-
cate showing that his health required
the services of a servant.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
The RESULT IN NEVADA.
Republicans concede Victory for DEM
oeratie Ticket.


ocratie Ticket.
Reno, Nev-Ten- precincts in Wa
shoe county. give Bartlett, Democrat,
for congress, e46: Smith, Republican,
500; Mitchell. Republican, for gov
ernor, 700; Sparks, Democrat, 1,190.
Three-fourths of the total vote in
Goldfield gives Smith, Republican, for
congress, ZIG; Bartlett, 533; Jardine,
Socialist, 119; Sparks, $50; Mitchell,
294; Casey, Socialist. 81 Twenty
three precincts in eastern Nevada
give Bartlett, 663; Smith, 633; Sparks,
1872; Mitchell, 525. Republicans con-
cede victory for entire state ticket,
with possible exception Of secretary
Of state, comptroller, superintendent of
schools and state printer. The legisla-
ture will be divided, but a majority of
the holdover state senators will be Re-
publican.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
loves First Awakening.

One Is always little hypocritical
in the beginnings OF love. How can
you expect woman, a reasonable
woman, TO confess to herself frankly
that a man whom she did not know
yesterday occupies already a larger
place in her heart than all her rela-
tives, friends or enemies? She will
spend entire months, year, perhaps,
in seeking for her preoccupations all
sorts of names before giving to them
their true one.-Madame Emile de
Girardin.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
zach to His Own Trade.

A story is told of a Scotch minister
who gave the rural joiner an order to
make small wooden cupboard.
When the pastor received the ac-
count he complained to the joiner
about the amount, and said he could
have got a secondhand cupboard,
which would have answered his pur-
pose equally well, at much less cost.
Yes" retorted the joiner; and
could buy guild sermon for three
pence; but e'e wadna' care ABBOTT
preaching them at that price! "-Stray
Stories.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
Worlds Gold Production.

In the last 500 years over twelve
billion dollars worth of gold is esti-
mated to have been dug from the
earth. Not much more than one-half
of this is definitely known to be in
existence in the monetary stocks of
the globe. OF this, however, the
United States is believed to hold from
billion and quarter to a billion and
y haI
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

and at other times passages were too
frequent, especially at night. There
was pain and diseoloration. Doan's
Kidney Pills brought me relief from
the first, and soon infused new life.
| give them my Endorsement"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
PRESIDENT WAS PLEASED.
With Party of Friends He Received
Election Returns,

Washington President Roosevelt
was decidedly interested and gratified
in the returns. He returned from
Oyster Bay. where he went to vote,
shortly after o'clock Arrangements
had been made to supply the White
House with election returns and the
president invited Secretary Root, AS
sistant Secretary Bacon, Secretary
Loeb and District Attorney Cooley to
be his guest during the evening.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

Now, | am ready, how do look.
dear?' You remind me OF a Sioux
in his war paint oh. you nasty
thing, you" Don't cry. darling: l
only meant you were dressed to kill"
Baltimore American.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

DOan's Kidney Pills.
Exposure and driv-
ing brought kidney
trouble on me. and |
suffered much from
irregular passages Of
the kidney secre-
tions. Sometimes
thera uas -ataotto,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
Of Women
c.ussd BY Female Disorders and Cured BY
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable cOmpOuhd

A great many women suffer with q
form of indigestion or dyspepsia which
does not seem to yield 10 ordinary treat
ment. While the symptoms seem TO be
similar TO those of ordinary indiges-
lion, yet the medicines universally pre-
scribed do not seem to restore the pa
TENTS normal condition.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

William Pinckney Whyte. United
States senator from Maryland. who re-
Gently celebrated his SID birthday,
has never been inside saloon, never
smoked, and never rode in cab.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
Honey From Spain and Germany.

money rEoW opaIh ahu Oermahy,
There are 100000 beehives, pro-
ducing 10000 tons of honey, in Spain.
which is the second greatest producer
of honey in the world. Germany,
with 100000 beehives, produces TO-
600 tons.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

Fruit acids VIII not stain goods dyed
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES, and
the colors are bright and fast.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
A PUBLIC DUTY.
Montpelier, o. Man Feels Compelled
to Tell His Experience.

Joseph wilgus. Montpelier. o.. says:
i feel it my duty to tell others about
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16
MAKEUP OF NEXT HOUSE.
Republicans Have 223 Congressman,
Against 1863 for Democrats.

Chicago.-It is now conceded that
the Republicans have elected 223 con-
gressmen, and the Democrats 1862, as
follows:
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

II q woman laughs at a mans jokes
It's because he isn't her husband.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-11-16

Mrs WinsloW's soothing syrup.
tof children teething. s0ftens tae gums reduces h
nAnInAion aiays pain cures wind collie sc t0ttla
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-09-09
oLD-TiME RAIN GAUGES.
Dairyman's Milk Can and Ranchman's
Wagon Box.

From the Kansas City Times
This thing of having a government
rain gauge to tell you exactly how much
it rains spells the fun OF a shower"
said the man who was reared In the
country. when I was a boy after rain
everybody gathered down at the postoffice
to talk it over.
There must have been somewhere
about two inches and a half of moisture
dropped cause my wife left washpan
out and it was rained full. OF course. 1t
was flaring some. at the edges, which
might make it look like 1t rained more
ZEN 1t really did began one
"Then there was the farmer whose way
of judging rainfall was by a two gallon
jar that sat just a few fet from the
corner of the house. He always prefaced
his figures OF course, you can't exactly
always tell about that jar, for 1t was set
tin purity close to the caves and some
might have got bowed into it from the
roof
There was a daryman who always
tried to tell how much water fell by milk
cans that were narrower at the mouth
than any place else. His estimates were
always smaller than his nelghbors, and
the only way he could explain the dis
crepancy was by the fact that the cloud
seemed to break when 1t got right over
his farm. Bat If his figures were con-
sentative there was an old ranchman
who lived up on Sand creek, about three
miles away, that made up for them. He
never got down to the postoffce until
about II o'clock.
ut was the 'dadbobdest rain 1 ever
saw he always began. Gully washer,
gosln' drownder. toad killer of rain
1T always rain more up on his ranch
than anywhere else in the whole country
His rain gauge was tight bottomed
wagon box three feet wide and twelve
feet long. After a thunderstorm that
lasted about two hours. one morning he
came in and said that wagon box was
rained clean full. Fourteen inches In
two hours. That established record
that hasn't been beat yet to my knowl-
edge. AS a further verifcation of the
accurateness of his rain gauge he said
that the prairie dog holes in the low
places were spouting water from foot
to foot and a half high when he came
along