The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-03-22
THfSTLES

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s,nees sAs-Prsessly ig's ssessss ssnis'
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=, The bs, Give NE time uiil. rsplsd
Ia ,,srs tusrs. 70 -bcsn al miIi!css ino''
Cd. III give ysu twsn,y yesfs.
They cay Nspsisos could 40 70 s'~p
q vilI-Jsa stopped ibishins AID f'i
ss,ssp. dsub, that. I've ssss loss Of
people shc bad stepped thinking ans nee
Of them vsn susks.
II ssypsss, aid bis friend, that sbt
tbs ,r,sstsss,isg TAKES place yoa VII b.
rersser,sa BY eourssL Zee, SAD inc
stsissmsr, ard l suppose III be ni'ispr~
prsssnisd BY The opposing eossssl.
--hrs. d,siley--Jsss, I'm sure ! heno
some sps h.sslg you 10 the Kitchen 'ss'
slsbs. I dssr lie that Jsne--f sss
hr. osilsy said you didn't Ike khshs
much. ssd that wss whv be AisssA ne.
--h,ss Blank uast have an srEslie d.
vcshiss. SHE'S susg Ia The same choir fs'
s,r yssrsl That's no sisp. when they
assrrsl The slhsrs are always the onss "a
isavs.
Mn. Jones Ny husband has COCO
ear for music. Mrs.. seith-hins basst
H tAlahs every visee he bssrs 81 church II
. lullaby.
--Mabel--During the excitement BAT
lsixh completely lost his head. ssslis--
Oh, we'll, the poor fellow will probably
never miss IL.
--Sbs--Aiss Guitar 10 great cot up. ~
-Tshss after her father, suppose, She
Nov 20, Hs--Hss hospital surgeon, yo'
know.
The dish had just rus away with 10
spoon. Yes, boss;sd Mother Goois, rs,
Tar mysslf / cr,sibstsd the hotel souveni
habit. Gayly sbe biked ou, TO add to be
collsction.
--Au.onoblllst--I suppose this bill 10
try,ss the mxchise 10 al rifht, but VIVA
ds,s this item OF forty-eight hours over
time msstf Repairman-That was th
time VAS In jail
liant joplin going or . wedding tour
No, be can't Afford It. Ysu ~, BE- WAS .
nervous he gave the minister go When D
meant TO give him 30 csn,s.
she looked little sadly around To
,o>ts bleak, bare attic. A Dics enoua
room, she said, but how do heat II. vel
whss II sets toe cold, be said, ] light
match.
Now would you like for me 10 be you
~ bro,hsrs asked the kids sisiers sui' OF
Av, r,sanf said the hid. II you amt 70
ths nerve 10 AK ar III do II fer " Ter
quarter.
OF course shes not pretty baby rov
Our only hope 10 that a. she gets oldt
shs,ll srow hardsomer. Yes. | euss
there's nothing for ysu TO do but osiie'
10 age before beauty"
Weary wslker-wst yer lookin'
worried about, RsGssy' ksEson Tatters-
1 last read piece 10 de paper die mornil
where scientific gent said, "Doin' nosl
In an Do time IL d. hardest kind o. work
Gee. ssppess OATS true.
Young nan, how do you intend TO tu
port my daughter II you marry hsrf D
working, cir. Yes. yes, l understand
that, but What want 10 know Is who
yos ars going 70 wsrk.
I'd IKE 10 be 10 position TO employ
chat, said the splsure. don't know, -
the dyspeptic. II tbs habit 81 artihc'
psurishmest goes On, what you'll vast
not chef, but chemist.
--Nobody unsers,apdams, sighed the g
breksu hsaitsdiy. That's beeau,s "
dosy ,ale ysur gum cut Of yeor mcu
when Jos talk
--Passsnce--A jsdge 10 Cleveland, I
hes decided that II o'clock - late esouI
for any man to ~ up with bic best 81
P.tr,cs-Tbai, Of course, 10 out,ide OF Z
I've hssis allowed him to sAy Eoodby
The door.
-Ev.-Do ysu remember when you pal
I'd m IN the aut6mobilst Well, two ml
stss after that jack proposed. Edns-f'
heard the machine going .'chug-ehua
r,s-Tbe machine Gnciousl That y
Jack sighins!
--ns kisssd her on the forehead. I
proud beauty drew herself up to her {
D4h0t. ANS tooB ~ SSe'e~ ss-ss' =
higher thas her lips, Of course.
III some people bad inny sinse ~
usr theyH die laushin' at ,him'ilv
Whin yea feel tho, yea are all roight
shouA prepare yssilf TO rssave later
ooashrsd,ctery RETURNS.
--Nysr--Diack tails me he has oros'
who IL rafting good actor. Gysr--Th'
sfac,. Hs's one Of the end mes 10 . IN
strsl show.
DE yea thisk rT1les ever had N ID
Yss. He fell overheard isto the RI
once, snd b had to thirk TO save bio
-Ercsss me, bu, IL II here that yo'
s,rl With an IDEAL bead 10 wansedf J
bot What brings you herss Ny Tier
has an IDEAL bead. She WAS the nrss 10
school.