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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14
Lest You Forgot
We lend foney for any pur.
pose.
Iberia Building Association.
YOUR SUMMER VACATION

1OV1t SUM Elk VACA1 ION
can be pleasantly spent at Wan
kesha, Wapaca, Fiield, st Paul,
Minneapolis, Ashland, Superior,
Duluth, or at one of the other
hundred resorts reached via Wis.
consin Central Railway. Write
for beautifully illustrated Sum
mer Book, which tells you how
when and where to 20, and how
much it will cost. Free on appli
cation to Jas &. Pond, General
Passenger Agent, Wisconsin Cen
trail R'y, Milwaukee. Wis
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

The business interests of Roy
vile have gotten together and
are seriouly contemplating the
establishment of bank.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14
PERSONALS.

Judge Felix VOORHEES, visited
st. Mar:inville on Monday.
Mr.. Chas. Hanley of this city
spent the day, on Monday, in
Lake Charles.
Master VIM. Cayard of Lafa
yette arrived here on Tuesday to
visit his relative.
| Messrs. Frank and Ludoyic
Greg of st Martinville, were visit
ing friends here on Tue sday.
Miss Mia Estorge of Opelou
sas, La is visiting her cousin
Miss Stella Estorge on East Main
street.
Miss Cecile Moss left for her
home in Erath after a pleasant
visit of a week to Mr.. VIM. Moss
Jr.
Mr.. J. W. Taylor visited La
fayette on Monday in connection
with building contracts which he
has there
Congressman r F. Broussard
spent a few days with his friends
here this week. He leaves today
to attend to duties at other points.
Miss Mary Fisher, of New he
ria, is spending few days with
her sister, Mrs. Marvin Morris
Franklin Banner.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Broussard
of St Martinville, were in town on
Sunday visiting Mrs. Broussard's
mother. Mrs Ed. Laperuse.
Mr.. w. Fl. Wilkinson, OF Ar
naudville, was a visitor to this
place on last Sunday, greeting his
many friends in his usually cordial
manner.
Miss Alice Capdevielle and Mr..
Faure Capdevieile left today to
visit relatives in New Iberia.
Ronge Times, July 6.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Viller-
min. of New Orleans, came up
last week for a visit to Mrs.
Villermin's mother, Mrs. Freder-
;ck Duperier, on East Side.
DR.. H.:eA. King has returned
from Hot Springs, Ark, much i'm
proved in health. He stopped off
at Franklin, La, for a few days,
visiting friends there, before re-
turning TO his duties here.
Mrs. Alcee Landry returned
last Saturday from a visit to New
iberia, accompanied by Miss EN-
ME Broussard, who will remain
a few days as her guest.-Lafa-
yette Gazette.
Misses Marcelline and Lucy
Estorge accompanied by their
cousin, Miss L. Estorge of Ope
lousas, left on Friday for Los
Denver and other west
ern points.
Mr.. Ed. Pfister. formerly of
this city and a member of the
firm of Pfister Bros, arrived thi'
week from New Orleans. He is
contemplating locating here again.
I6erians will extend him cordial
welcome.
Mr.. A. N. Buillard, formally
of this city, now located at Breaux
Bridge, left here on Monday for
his home. He and his family
were spending pleasant vacation
here with friends and relatives
when business necessities called
him home.
Copy for the new city directory |
is now in the hands of the printer,
and the publishers would appreciate
it if you would notify them of any
change of address you may have
made-residence or business-since |
you were called upon. Leave or
send information at the Iberian
Office.
- kH,A
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

Mr. and Mrs. A. j. Cammack
are at home, near Olivier, having
returned from their bridal trip.
They arrived Friday evening,
after an absence Of more than a
month, and after visiting the
G:cat Lakes and Canada.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

The ennual encampment of the
Louisiana dilitia will take pace at
Alexandria, July IL to %, inclusive.
For this occasion the Southern Pa
cific R. r. Co, is selling round trip
tickets at one fare from all points.
Tickets on "a July Is to IS, Inclusive,
limit to return not later than July, %.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

Mr. A. A. Freeman will open
staple and fancy grocery in the
Elnmer block IN the near future
Mr.. -. w. Freeman will be in
charge as manager BESIDES
groceries, this new store will
carry line of , cents to % cents
counter goods and queensware,
Every modern facility will be
employed for the convenience OF
patrons in making the business
a success. Mr.. Freeman's broad
experience IN the grocery business
gives him the advantage OF
know ing the business an! he is
no stranger to this trade. The
Ioerian wishes lie new business
house a long and profitable exist
ance
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

Prof 5. { Brown.of Knoxville
Tenn has accepted the position
as Principal Of the New Iberia
High School, rendered him by
School Beard Of this parish, thus
ii lng h4 vacancy caused by the
resignation Of Prof. Jenkins.
Prof Brown has every essential
qualification and splendid recon
lnrndations. He is in the prime
+ life and is an educator Of
recognized ability. While the
many friends Of Prof. Jenkins
regret his depaltule-an and their
unqualified good wishes 60 with
Elm-the community, ana especial
y the school, is TO be congratulate
ed i'll securing a gentleman so high
" recommended to fill the vacancy
in he High School.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14
Do Not Neglect Your Bowels.

MANY serious diseases arise from
neglect of the bowels. Chamberlain
Stomach and Livsr Tablets are a
pleasant and asreeable laxative.
They lnvigora'd6 NE liver and regulate
the bowels. For sale by All Druggists
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

Look arosnd <and see II you don
need some pi1ked stationery. II so
the Iberian fice is the place to get
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

The brick work on the new an
mex to the ALMA House is about
completed. With the roof on,
tile casNenters vii be able to
make good Roadway in the finish
ing work, VIII ch will make OF the
Alma the leading hotel of this
city Tor size and comfort. Under
the able management of Mr.. and
Mrs. Hatch this house today en-.
joys the largest and best pa iron
age of its history of many decades,
and with it new facilities 1t pro
misses to rival any hOstelry in
southwestern Louisiana in point
Of patronage.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

L,r.e crowds Of Excur sioni>t>
ora nynertrd here tomorrow
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

THE Rice Belt News founded
and published at Crowley by
Jno Il Nixon, announces this
week an editorial change Louis
Enss"aum, formerly of this city.
viii succeed MIR. Nixon AZ editor
manager and viii take charge
thiS INST week. The Iber:an cx-
ffnd, r. cnngra u'afions ard
wishes The new infringement full
m"asnie Of success Mr Nixon
goes WIN the Crowley Signal
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

Miss iIIia Bernard entertained
heI Young friends with a iicnic
at her home IN >e9ura. last
Sunday. Some thirty odd young
FOLKS Of this place attended and
spent 4 most enjoyable day.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14
OLA Chronic Sores.

IS dressing tor Old chronic sores
there is nothing - good as Chamber
la'n's >alve./Y1ile it is not advisa-
be TO healLfd sores entirely, they
should be Kopt i'll a good condition
tor which This salve is especially
valuable. For sale by III Druggists
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1906-07-14

Copy for the new city directory
is now in the hands of the printer,
and the publishers would appreciate
it if you would notify them of any
change of address you may have
made-residence or business-since
you were called upon. Leave or
send information at the Iberian
office.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
The Highest Court.

A Chicago lawyer tells of a suit that
took him to a small town in Colorado
some years ago. The attorney soon dis
covered that his client had a weak
case. The principal expedient to be
adopted, therefore, was to string out
the proceedings for as long period as
possible This he succeeded in doing
by skillfully interposing numberless
exceptions and objections. but finally
Judgment was rendered against his
client.
Turning to associate counsel, the Chi
cago man contributed a last bluff.
"We'll carry the case to a higher
court" said he, with great gravity.
I'm afraid we're done for" was the
response. There is no higher court on
earth. This court is 10000 feet above
sea level, and that's way above the su-
preme court of the United States
Philadelphia Ledger.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
TAKEN AT A DISADVANTAGE.
Professor Realized He Was Distinctly
Out of His Element.

Rather than disappoint the class, the
professor of moral philosophy, who
was suffering from a nervous head
ache, had read the lecture prepared
for the occasion, and was waiting to
answer any questions that might be
asked by the students.
Il beg your pardon, professor" said
one of the young men, but there is
one point that is not quite clear in
my mind. Suppose that a hypothesis
or perhaps it would be more near.
ly synchronous to speak of it as a
corollary-in case of mental disci-
pline, or, we will say, verbal agree
ment, as to the abstract principles in
volved, what would be the correct at
titude when two or more propositions,
apparently concrete, but really differ
entiated by vagueness not wholly
imaginary, but more or less compli-
Gated with the personal equation?
Does it not so occur to you?"
Il am not sure that l follow you,"
answered the professor, wiping his
perspiring forehead. Please state the
proposition again, a little more sim
ply
What want to know is this: When
a process of reasoning assumes the
form of dilemma, not unnecessarily
of course, but none the less ambigu-
Gus because of the apparent contra
dictory nature of the qualities, or,
rather, the assumption that the eX-
istence of the ethical problems under
consideration depends upon the state
or condition of mind, thus placing the
responsibility for the relative diverg-
ence where it properly belongs and
leaving the intellect free from preju-
dice or undue bias? Is not this fair.
ly deducible?"
Il presume So. faltered the pro-
lessor, whose head was in a whirl.
"The fact is, gentlemen, | really
should not have attempted to"
Then" rejoined the young man,
triumphantly, that brings up an old
question that l have never yet heard
satisfactorily answered. What has
the correlation of forces, when divest-
ed of it's multiform and purely hypo.
thetical idiosyncrasies, to offer as a so.
luton for the restoration of the Jews
or the immortality of the human soul,
in which the Canadians have been
most unjustly accused?"
BY promptly dismissing the class
the professor saved himself from total
collapse.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Sinners Treasured Fan.

Among the myriad treasures owned
BY Adelina Patti, the great prima
donna. none is more valued than fan
on which are autograph sentiments
written by sovereigns of Europe.
Among the inscriptions are these:
BY the czar-NOthing is so calT as
your voice. The German EN- Or
TO the nightingale of all time Ieen
Christina-To a Spaniard, fl a
queen who is proud to cou her
among her subjects. Queen Y oria
If King Lear was right in ing
that a sweet voice is precious sIl5
in a woman. you. my dear Adelina. are
OF all the women the richest.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
CO Advrrtisina scheme.

An eastern publisher is booming a
new novel by inserting this personal
ia the daily papers: If the lady with
dark hair and an absorbed expression
in a Fourth avenue car yesterday who
became provoked because the gentle
man in front turned over a page Of
his novel before she had finished read
ing it over his shoulder will send her
name and address and S120 to any
bookseller she viii be spared in fu-
ture the necessity of manifesting her
displeasure at such rudeness. Men
ton (here follows the name of the
book to avoid error
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
aueered Himself.

The travelling man, who had not Wis
tied the town for year or two, seated
himself in the hotel dining room.
what has become of the pretty girl
that used to wait on this tableY' he
asked, unfolding his napkin and look
ing up with a genial smile.
"I have always waited on this table.
sir" frigidly answered the waitress,
placing the bill of fare before him.
The historian deems it best to draw
a veil over the dinner that was brought
to that travelling man half an hour lat
er.-Pueblo Chieftain.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
WoMAN's CROWN OF GLORY.
What Fuss They Do Make with II
at Any and All Times.

Women have great times with their
hair, says the Atchison Globe. If they
visit in a dry climate they are sure
to say when they come home: My
hair acted lovely; it did not come out
of curl at all"
If they go where it is damp they
say when they come home: 1T was
the worst place. for hair; my hair
was as straight as a string all the
time"
Once in three or four weeks they
wash their hair and then they tell
each other how they cannot do thing
with their hair, as it has just been
washed. For week or two before it
is washed they say it is disgrace
they do not wash their hair; that it
is so sticky they cannot do thing
with it.
The women are always telling each
other they look horrid with their hair
down low, or else they would not be
seen with it done high Their hair is
either all coming out or else they can
not imagine what has happened, but
it is coming in thick and lovely"
AS they walk down the street the
women are forever reaching for their
back hair and catching up short locks
with hairpins, or feeling to see if their
hair is coming down When they get
in front of a mirror the very first
thing the women look at is their hair
and twitch it one way or the other.
No matter what any woman has on
her mind, her hair takes first place.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Another Difficulty.

Il suppose that when you discover
the north pole you will regard your la
bors as completed?"
mo" answered the arctic explorer.
"The hardest part will be yet to come.
Well have TO find some way of getting
home again
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Buvjnu or SELLING?

1t is told of the son of horse deal
er, sharp lad, when once unexpect-
edly called upon by his father to
mount a horse and exhibit it's PAGES,
the little fellow whispered the ques-
ton, in order to regulate how he
should ride:
Are you buying or selling?"-Tit-
Bits.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Good In Its Place.

as hearsay evidence of any valueT'
Eyes" answered the lawyer When
1t comes TO the much discussed ques-
ton of how TO distinguish mushrooms
from toadstools It's the only kind
want Washington Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
More Ambitious.

Phroogle-If you want to get ahead,
why don't you cut down your personal
expenses?
Wrounder-B Because anybody can do
that. I'm trying to get ahead without
cutting down my personal expenses,
and, let me tell you. old fellow. that's
something that requires genius.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Heard After Meeting.

How is it, Br'er Williams" said an
old deacon, dat you preach fun de
Bible today, wen everybody could see
you wuz a-holdin' it upside DOWN."
You mustn't inquire too close into
de mysteries er Providence" replied
Brother Williams, but dis much IN
ten you: No matter how you look at
dc Bible. hits de same thing a.
-n,lr'i''
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Her Sorry Plight.

Remember" said the preacher, con
solingly. that everybody must die
some time"
Yes replied the pale sufferer, but
not everybody has a good looking nus
band, who viii be sure to marry some
young snip within two or three years .
Brooklyn Life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
COunfPrfPifPrs.

Tinker-Yes. some of the cOnvicts in
the prisons do extra work. Many men
behind the bars are making good
money.
Tanker-H'm! / suppose some men
who make bad money outside will have
the chance to make good money inside
Detroit Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Celestial Biz.

Il wonder if there be any industries
carried on in heaven?" inquired the
town ignoramus.
I've alters heerd as how matches
are made there" was the guarded an
swer of the local sage.-Louisville
Courier Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
As Others See -

Mayme-Charlie Staylate's as bright
as a dollar.
Edyth-Huh. He reminds me Of a
punched nickel
Mayme-What's the answer?
Edyth-He'S so hard TO get rid Of
New Orleans Times Democrat
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
The PREVAILING Plea.

Il want to get a divorce from my
husband
The lawyer was interested. "What
are your grounds" ne asked.
Insanity"
WAS he crazy at the time of the
marriage?"
ooh, dear, no; / was
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
No Rose Without a Thorn.

Backlot--I was surprised to hear
you had discharged your new cook.
I thought she made nearly all your IA
vorite dishes"
Subbubs-So she did, but she broke
my wife's.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
The DeNiI.

YES; I said to my wife, Go to the
devilr"
land what dil she doT'
"She went to visit her mother ID
Monde Cmorist.co.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Comical Sayings
From Lips Of Babes

7 TITLE Margie. aged four. was
playing on the lawn, when sud
- denly it became very cloudy and
windy Running into the house. she ex-
claimed, "Oh. mamma. the wind blow
ed the sun OUT
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
DOughnut."

Small Edgar had accompanied his
mother to church, and on the way
home he said Mamma, why do they
call the minister Never EndT"
"He is called reverend my dear; not
never end,''' replied the mother.
well" replied Edgar, 81 thought he
would never end today" - Chicago
News
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
Time Table.
Specht's Ferry Time Table, M. \
St. Paul FF,

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup, the new
Laxative. stimulates but does not irri-
tate. II is the beet Laxative. Guar
anteed or rour money back
4 n Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12

Teacher-What is cant the abbre-
Walton of, Harry?
Harry-''C annOt."
Teacher-That's right. Now, John
ny, what is don't the abbreviation
OF
Johnny-"DOughnut."
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12

As small Tommy was about to climb
into his chair at the dinner table his
mother said. Are your hands clean,
deaT!''
Course they are, answered Tom
my. IF you don't believe it, look at
the towel
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12
MONEY TO LOAN.

Parties desiring to borrow money
on good real estate security and
irst-class rates can secure same by
calling ON me. Office in the Baxter
block with the law firm of Brown &
Brennan. CHAs. NJ. KLARMAN,
eff Iancaster Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-12

Mrs. Hippo-Oh, Mr. Monk, l would
just love to see how much l weigh!
Mr.. Monk-One moment please. l
want to see if / have the price Of a
new Scale.-Philadelphi Press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-10-30
WV AuNENTIsNnMNTs
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL
Paragraphs That Give Condensed
News Of the Day.
.stts+4+-%%4%&.....s+..te.

10 doesn't make any difference
what You want or what you
have but don't want, star
Classified Ads will help you out
with absolute certainty Want
Ads inserted three times for 25c.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-10-30
ON
SATURDAY.
AND REPUBLICAN
REPRESENTATIVES, WILL CLASH
IN WORDY WAR SATURDAY.

Representatives Of the Democratic
and Republican parties will clash m
a wordy war at the Orpheum on next
Saturday evening. A. G.. NJ. Robert
son and W. a. Kinney decided this
morning the fine points of the matter
All that remains now is the submit
ting Of the points to be covered by
each speaker by each of the commit
teemen to the other. This will be
done this afternoon or tomorrow.
The speakers have not as yet been
chosen by either side. It is almost
certain that W. A. Kinney and A. c..
NJ. Robertson will speak The other
four will be decided upon in a day or
two
Admission to the Orpheum will be
by ticket given out by the headquar-
tiers of the two parties
The committee was to have met yes
terday morning and decide on the un-
settled points, but George A. Davis of
the Republican Committee was very
much indisposed owing to the stress of
this booze campaign and was not able
to be present.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-10-30
AGAINST AN
UNFAIR STATEMENT

EDITOR HAWAIIAN STAR:-In a
political campaign to use or to notice
personalities is not often useful, and
while the Civic Federation is not the
issue in this campaign, but whether
thugs, wife-beaters and grafters are
fit representatives of this community
in the enforcement of the law, yet as
Mr.. Breckons is quoted as saying at
Aala Park meeting last night that
the Civic Federation was sneering at
Prince Kuhio, as they are very apt to
do at any Hawaiian" n is only Just to
say that the statements of the United
States Attorney are a bassless fabri-
cation. The Civic Federation has alb
solutely said nothing sneering about
Prince Kuhio and the charge that it is
apt to sneer at HawaIians is equally
baseless. I am surprised that Mr.
Breckons who is a good politician and
who is entitled to credit for intelligent
and courageous work in the Republic
can convention should have permitted
himself to descend to the level of
senseless abuse which mas characterize
ed so many Of the speeches of his as
soclates on the stump.
DAVID l.. WELLINGTON,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-10-30
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 3,
AT y O'CLOCK NOON,

Real Estate and Improvements that
should invite the attention now of in
vestors who are looking for safe prom
ositions. The property is offered under
foreclosure proceedings of the Hawaii
an Trust Co., Ltd, VS.. Mile Morris,
and the sale is ordered by the Honor
able w. ]. Robinson, third Judge Of
the First Judicial Circuit.
The land comprises , 64-1OO acres,
situate on King street, just Eva of the
Palama rice fields.
Improvements comprise il Cottages,
each containing Parlor, Bedrooms,
Dining Room, Kitchen and Bath. A.
present the rental returns are so per
month.
These buildings occupy but q portion
Of the property; the most valuable part
comprising a piece approximately 172
feet on King Street and about 236 feet
deep to the portion now built on is
unOccupied
There is also an unoccupied space OF
about 100 feet at the mauka end of
the property, giving roo mfor the cree
ton of 4 more cottages.
The Cottages are not old, and find
ready tenancy.
This valuable property is now pro-
ducing a good rental, which can be
vastly enhanced by improving the I'M
occupied portions
All particulars required can be OBJ
tanned by application to
MESSRS. BALLOU & MARX,
3O5 Stangenwald Building.
Or to NJ. T. SIMONTON,
Commissioner