The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-07
With the Long Bolu
Noble Work Being Done Quiet Fourth by the Grand
and selfsacrihcing Women Of the California Club OF
San Francisco.
Eye natures walks. shoe

S &
THE women Of the California club Of San Francisco have
persuaded board of education to try and induce the
pupils the public schools ocelebrate the Fourth OF July
with such proper patriotism shall tend to eliminate the
element Of noise and danger ss.s s#s8#ss
We little Frank, George Eddie and Harold cele
bratng their quiet Fourth Frank reading the Declaration OF
Independence behind the barn. George Eddie and Harold
waving their hats and giving decorous hurrah and then
all dispensing quietly their homes to read the Fedefas
out the compromises which were made to
secure grand old document under the terms OF which we
are now robbed by the coal trust
We trust that our youth may be led that liberty
may secured and maintained without the dlsagreeabe
concomitant of undue noise and confusion
One of those backyard pamsts gave reading Of the
hand of house on Humboldt avenue the other Monday
night after dark He did trace the life line but he did,
his occult art locate the clothes line and he made the
very shrewd prediction that the family living in the house
would their wash before morning They did Isn't
wonderful! %-.. -.
Harry Mailer editor of the Leona, Kan. Hustler, was
married the other day to Miss Edith Randolph This his
account of the affair he printed it in his own paper:
The bride beautiful dress of French lawn at least
groom (tha "we') the customary black
hand-me-down, and about scared to DEATH GgZs
There bridesmaid best man because the groom d
not think he could find a better man than himself
Randolph peach Of her beauty is natural and
good schoomates and know
rare nerve is shown by her vowing to 1ove honor
The other interested party joke he came to Leona IN
all financial debt There others bad and they not
in the pententiary either. /. -.
It safe say that Mrs Mailer did not horoly enjoy
her hubby's write-up Of the affair. "
M4 -..- III.
The Whitesburg KY, News complains bitterly Of the tel
ephone service. The News says plainly: ~.
All kinds of goes line and when wants to
talk business is impossible for the confusion the line
People their phone they have paid their for
It, The other day while lady talking to her brother
phone hafraised scounrel spoke and sad Helo
honey and the lady that talking the writer's mother
nj
gentleman let him be who he be- and think the
agr line should take stop such work.
enterprise prosper with such work as this.
My, but we will wager that mother good and mad
when broke right in her conversation and called
her s'honey When her called the next day she told
him about it and sad II just think ought to put that IN
the paper It's simply outrageous And he did, We
the unmanney soundrel who did it bushed when he
read this open rebuke! ~
ssseasicknes says medical authority, ''is the result
corresponding Of the internal organs especially
the liver which taes the solar plexus and the
of the brain. If there unnatural motion of the
liver ETC., there be seasickness'
lay authority suggests before embarzng the tur-
bulent deep that the liver be carefully secured with
cleas and attached firmly the backbone In this way
seasickness may be obviated.
E... a.. 49,
The Maccabees lodge at Mankato had peck of trouble
at initiation The candidates standing blind
folded wondering what coming next when the pastene
of the ceiling fell with crash and cloud of dust The
candidates kept blinded during the cleanup and
given understand they caWed the plaster Of the
hair that the goat had exploded and hit the ceiling: