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BUSINESS CHANCES

,es,,m NC % go
ing over 1926 per month; cheap as owner is |
z sick and must go to the coast. Several small |
4. er houses at q sacrifice.
Two good grocery stores at a wonderful bar
gain.
A dandy eight-room house and lot on Pills
Splendid chance to invest from $500 to $4,000
and services in good paying proposition.
5O7 Boston Block.
FOR sALE-THE LARaEsT AND MOST COM
pete tn EQUIPPED Nor and repairing shop
plumbing business In connection, doing a large
and profitable business; with or without build
ings and real estate. Address 2s16 Journal.
FARM IMPLEMLNTs, WITH WOOD AND
town; well established, good territory; Will
sell including building and lots, also residence
Yard IN oWn Aades aands only
INVEST 500 IN I. @. U. STOCK,
established business: safe, legitimate, unlrn.
desired. Charming Rudd, Washington. D.. c.
FOR sALE-FoUR- CHAIR BARRIER SHOP
and baths good northern Minnesota town Of
aso %ul only tsssn % s. ss5S
Address 1851, journal 1T1T.., g.
81, COO BUYS LAUNDRY SHOWING WEEKLY
profit dtt over $6o. Only steam laundry, city
good worker. Cash. Address $500, 'F Journal
WANTED-To CORRESPOND WITH YOUNG
man, experienced grain buyer: who would con-
slider elevator proposition r,I in Canada. Ad-
q you ARE LOOKING FOR BARGAIN AND
want home, you can save time and money
BY calling on the Nicollet Real Estate & Rem.
tai Co., 5O4 Century building. ss2
FOR sAIF-RETAIL IMPLEMENT BUSINESS
for man with 5000 TO 81, OOU. Act at once.
Address 1872. Journal j 1s3@ Ill ~glt
WANTED-PARTNER IN MANUFAcTURING
hnof vO, ~ q
| per MONTH will stand investigation. Room
42o. Lindley block q - .et ',js@
wANTED-BLAoKsMITH TO RENT SHOP OR
| run commission; fine chance for right man.
Mi Mimi. ~ p'l '''''N'' 'Al'eS t'Oef' Dfo0AS
$500 HARDWARE, .sl,6oo STORE BUILDING,
mortgage s39o; want automobile and 800
WELL-PATRoNIzED AND PAYING REsTAU-
rant in South Minneapolis for sale. For fur
| ther reference call upstairs, lilo Washington
av S. '' - q.
GOOD RETAIL LUMBER AND COAL BUsI.
trade for Minneapolis resident property. Adj
dress Zimmerman & Ives Gutenberg. Iowa.
- PERRY PRINTING COMPANY,
1865 Ss espds Mani oraees sd Maa
wANTED-:L1NoTyPE, OPERATOR AND JOB
1 printer with some money, to join me in weekly
l. paper. Address 2778, Journal. II.
DO YOU KNOW "HowELL," =
The Printer? - 904 Nicollet Az.
Both Telephones. ,......
WANTED-BARGAIN IN PAYING WEEKLY
i newspaper in good town. Write details. Box
! &c. Fergus Falls, Minn.s ~t .>a, -'as
wANTED-To BUY WEEKLY NEWSPAPER
outfit at bargain. Send full description
Address 27s6, Journal. .-. p.
FOR sALE-GooD uP-To-DATE loo.BARREL
! steam -four mill for cash. or for clear land.
Address 972, Journal. ,:s>'r' ~
LET US SELL YOUR BUSINESS, SEND DE.
scription and price. Globe Elk, 612 N. Y. Life.
I CAN SELL YOUR BUSINESS SEND DE.
scription. Shepard. Bank of Commerce Bldg.
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@ It's not enough to have read the 8
o ads last week, nor to intend to read 8
them next week. Today's reading of 8
@ the ads Is as essential as Is today's .
9 reading of the news-if you would o
keep step with things o
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STORAGE


THE BOYD TRANSFER & STORAGE co. HAS
unequaled facilities for packing, moving, stor-
Ing and shipping household goods See our
elegant new freproof Storage Warehouse with
separate rooms and compartments Warehouse
office, 400 q Lake st; main office, 46 So Sd ST..
MINNEAPOLIS TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Co. has best facilities for handling and stor.
ing household goods; expert furniture packers;
satisfaction assured; cut rates to Pacific coast
and other points our specially. 122 9Th st S.
Both phones. - EE:
CUT RATES ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS TO CHI
cago Denver, Spokane: Pacific coast terminals
and tributary points; best of service and low
est possible rates. Write or call on the Boyd
: Transfer g. Storage Co., 40 So Sd st.
CAMERoN's TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Best facilities for moving and storing house
hold goods; expert packers. Office. 200 Nicol-
let Both phones 1908. Res. phone T.. @. 1894.
WAREHOUSE WITH sIDETRACK, BUILDING
4Ox60 2 stories. No. 1902 Franklin av. Prior
Seed Co., 635 Sd av S. ssAss
FIREPROOF STORAGE, CLEAN, SEPARATE
rooms; packing and shipping. 100 LIST av N.
FmEpRooF STORAGE. CLEAN, SEPARATE
rooms; packing and shipping. 1o6 LIST av s.
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MOVING

THE BOYD TRANSFER & STORAGE CO. HAS
ing and shipping household goods Can and i' In
the largest in the west, fhe finest anywhere,
embracing stables, wagon shops and Fireproof
Storage separate and
office. 400 Lake st. Main office, 46 s Sd st
MINNEAPOLIS TRANSFER AND STORAGE
u Co. has best facilities for handling and storing
household goods; expert furniture packers:
satisfaction assured; cut rates to Pacific coast
and other points: can save you money; do
not be deceived by other advertisers; we can
rates. Write OF call Safes and heavy ma
chtnery moved by experts 122 9th st s.
Both phones. f:@S Il:
CUT RATES. ON HoUsEHoLp GOODS 70. CHI.
and tributary points. The only concern in the
N. w. doing enough business in this line to
give prompt and reliable service. Avoid risk
and trouble BY giving your business to the
Boyd Transfer & Storage Co.. 4e 8 Sd st.
cAMERoNs TRANSFER AND STORAGE; Elk
pert packers for. storage or shipment; large
Ntcollet, both phones 1908 Residence, T. 9.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS PACKED FOR SHIP
tnent and storage; also unpacked and placed
Repls 81
av s.
PIANOS MOVED By EXPERIENCED MEN
only; NIL work guaranteed, and plano boxes
for sale cheap. The @. G.. Peterson Express
Co., sol I'd ay s.
BENZ BROS, TRANSFER AND BAGaAaEg
Il finest vans and warerooms; goods moved BIZ
experienced men. LIZ 9th st N. Both tele-
phones 952
WILLIAM NJ DYE, TRANSFER AND sTOR-
age; moving, light and heavy hauling; horse
clipping. BIB 4th st s, in rear. T. Q. Dds
FLOUR CITY TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Moving and packing specially. Office PIT
i 9th st S. Both phones CAB.
COLLINS TRANsTER-TRUNKs HOUSEHOLD
furniture moved. 22o3 Central T. G. 1701Q.
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LOST, FOUND, REWARDS

osT-DIsAPPEAREDs;FR UNDER THE
platform at Waysata, now Hildridge station
vsass 4nE @naf BY Leading
sehoeley Us W SseSSats Mimi De rewarded
LOST OR sToLEN-BANK BOOK NO. l96Oss,
issued issue By the Farmers & Mechanics Savings
said bank before June 25, application win be
made for duplicate thereof. - r.
LosT-REWARD FOR RETURN OF BRONOHa
store, Wednesday PM, No. 1907 Brooks sad
! die and steel mud guards. Harry Bratnober,
20 " Grant st. -. !. Il
IosT1oN THE ST, LOUIS ROAD TONGA PAX
] turned to Charles i. clement, ST. I'd av s.
LoST-sATURDAYs-7A 4 aoTI CHAIN AND
locket; monogram A. p e. on !ocket: ch n3ps
Portland av. Tel. T. g. 1905. ~ " I'd
FoUNGDEAF ARE MADE 10 HEAR WITH
hearS ear ghSne up and
eecord floor MINNEAPOLIS. - -. - %
LosT-BREAsT PIN; DOUBLE LIGHT VIC:
/ lets set with small chip diamond in each cen
K ter; valued as keepsake. Liberal reward If re-
/ turned to. "a 9th st 8. Huxley. -.
LosT-WILL PARTY FINDING POCKETB00K
: In Glass Block Saturday return band and
pearl rings and keys. keeping balance. to 2oo
I Temple Court. ~s~ -
LosT-A JEwELED BREAST PIN, EITHER
at Minnehaha baseball park on the
Finder please return to The Journal for re-
ward. ..--- ...f-.. " y -
LOsT-sUNDAY, LADY's BRACELET, EN-
graved one side. plain on other. Finder
known. Return to 1868 Ntcollet av. H..
LosT-oN SATURDAY. PAIR OF GoLD.RIM
glasses in Moreau case. Return for reward
| to $50 e Franklin av:- *, l..-- u.
FOUND-BAY HORSE. INQUIRE OF J.. D..
Chase, parkkeeper of Glenwood Park, city
limits, Western ay. y i -. g.. s..- .s-
FoUND-2l ROLLS OF WALL PAPER. OWN
er may have same by paying for this ad.
34O2 Oakland " 49, .-- 1"~. .c8'srsra 49,.
turn for reward to Geo. F. Perkins, 204 An
drus building. %*' ,--1-, 80 -
LOET-LADYS GOLD WATCH AND CHAIN,
Saturday; return to 2114 18th ay S, for re-
ward. s--..-- go ! - - =.
FOUND-SMALL BLACK AND WHITE FEE"
male dog. 1910 Chicago av. ..s-
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PERSONAL,

.,..t..: .f..> PERSONAL . ~.. r.
WHEN YOUR HAIR rs GONE WILL YOU
look older or younger? Think it over and If
come and see me. Saving hair is my business.
.a If were not successful could not have
stayed in this business for sixteen years.
Oliver X Chance Hair and Scalp Specialist,
$50 Syndicate Arcade. Minneap polls ~
HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK, ''PovERTY A
Disease, and Its Cure" 1t is worth your
while aS SEM soc t. and get it Elmer Steven
MATTRESSES MADE OVER: HAIR AND
SGho Ssss %Tn e %sds
1902. Berg { Smith, 422 ist az Sc ~
DANCING GLASSES MONDAY AND THURS.
day evenings, with social following; buck and
: wing and private by appointment. Holcombs
Academy, 43 4th st s, third floor. vi +
MATTRESSES MADE OVER, HAIR MOSS,
+ $3.50; others, ST.; furniture repaired; uphol.
! STEERING furniture, stoves. Both phones. Rain
vile Bros, IT Central av. e".e: / =.
ANNA M. GRIsWoLD, 2o7 MEDICAL BLOCK,
superfuous hair, moles, warts removed by
bunions treated. :>,'!e ~. ~
UPHOLsTERING, repairing; also umbrellas re.
covered and repaired. Dannecker, 1923 Mic.
CORNs EXTRACTED 25c; INVERTED NAILS
and bunions treated. DR.. Collier, 515 Mic AZ.
RICEs RELIABLE DETECTIVE AGENCY, 100
Corn Exchange. II. @. 96s1; N. w. Mic. 1853.
THE HEARING HOUSEHOLD REMEDY, SATIN
skin cream. should always be handy. 25c. J
MRS. L. J. VAN DoREN. EXPERIENCED
nurse 2914 4th av s. T. c. phone 1865
FRANK P. oLNEY, FORMERLY OF BENSON,
has opened law office at 929 Nicollet av. 4
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THE MOST FERTILE LAND
In the state ioff Minnesota is offered you
at $40 to $50 per acre. Extra easy terms
Located in Kanabec county, the home OF
the big red clover; greatest stock-raising
darying, general farming and tame grass
land under the sun: acre pastures cow;
yields from three to six tons tame hay to
acre; get a home on this rich soil Come
and see me. Write for map.
L. A., Howard, 502 Oneida Bldg. Minneapolis.
We OWN AND WILL SELL 5,O0o-ACRE
ranch In the celebrated Sweet Grnss country,
Montana; 500 acres under ditch: LOCO acres
broken. over $4,000 worth Of improvements
Only four miles from main line OF y. P. r. r.
The best ranch for the money in the state.
Only So per acre down, balance on lorg time.
@. w. Kerr Co.. s
$40 Guaranty Building.
/ CAN BELL YOUR FARM. SEND DEsCRIp.
ton. Shepard. Bank Of Commerce building.
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, Probably ten of the thousands OF
people who read the want ads today g
would be able, ready and eager to g
) buy that house Of yours. And, most G
) likely, not one OF these ten people G
) viii ever know you have anything &
) to sell unless you advertise.
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Hanburg-fmerica'1.
Cranio1 Docearoa,. CaY1,;n>

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Kaiserin A.V, June q Kaiserin A. w., July 10
oceana. 49,. June % Deutschland. July 90
Deutschland. June % America Aug.
America. July Bluscher Aug. o
Among special features of these ships: Grill
tors gymnasium, Palm Garden. Electric Baths.
Twin Screw Passenger Service.
DOVER tLoNDON OR PARIs) and HAMBURG.
perb passenger accommoda lions.
Pretoria June % Patricia 80. July Is
Pennsylvania July IA Waldersee Aug. II
Batavia. July 81 Pennsylvania Aug %
ITO Hamburg direct.
1860 Randolph st. Chicago; ". q. Chandler, b,
Eichhorn Son. A. e. Johnson & Co.. o. z.
Brecke. Nils Nilsson, A. G. Vanstrum Co
NEW YORK. LONDONDERRY AND GLASGOW.
NEW YORK. PALERMO AND NAPLES. -
Superior accommodation excellent cuisine. The
comfort of. passengers carefully considered. Sin.
gle or Round Trip Tickets issued between New
York and Scotch, English, Irish and all prin-
for Book Of Tours. For tickets or general in.
formation apply to any local agent Of the Anchor
HENDERSON BROS, General Agents, Chi.
cago. Ill.
ALLAN LINE FAST NAIL AND PAssENGER
service, Montreal to Liverpool, the picturesque
st Lawrence route: new fast turbire triple
lars and illustrated excursion pamphlets, write
or call on o N. Westlund ia Sd st 8, oppo.
site postoffce.
GOING 10 EURoPEi
Before arranging your trip see Cunard Line.
814 I'd av s. -.Hs =,
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SUMMER RESORTS

76X ACRES TIMBER LAND WITH FINE
lake front, Pelican lake in Otter Tail coun-
ty; price SIT per acre Easy terms VIII
take second hand runabout part pay. Ad-
dress owner, W. E.. E1iing, GAINESVILLE. MINI.
FOR sALE-sUMMER HOME AT LAKE Pu-
slaskL 400 feet shore line cottage boathousa
barn furnishings, boats, etc, over 8 acres
Q beautiful place, $1,000. George G. Starsr.
t06 Phoenix Bldg
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Farm Lands.
0 % 0 o o 0 o 0
BIG EXCURSION 0
D to North Dakota, o
0 To the rich soil, free coal and big crops o
0 Of all grains-to the $14 land that pays o
D with us. 1t doesn't cost much and takes o
o only a few days. 160-acre homesteads o
o free. except for locating fees. Ask for o
o maps and facts. William H. Brown Co., o
o Mandan, N. d. ."~'- o
0 % o % o % 0 o 0 0
IF THE aHsousoE & 3NS S 4. {
o advantages of the q
o Payette District Of, Q
0 Southern Idaho, Q
0 were known to the people of the east and O
o middle west it would not be year until Q
o that locality became the most densely Q
o populated Of any farming district Of the Q
o world. Q
o Write for information to Q
o A. E. Wood,
o Payette, Idaho. Q
O o o o o o o O.
o o 0 o o o 9
o SOLID COMFORT G
o In the Payette District Of
o Southern Idaho.
o Because you avoid the dreaded cyclone, I'M Q
o excessive wet periods, and everything that
o causes failure In farming, where you {
o enjoy the long, sunny summers and short,
o mild winters. Write to S.
o A. q. Wood Payette, Idaho. {
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Total ........................ &C. .s26.51o
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PIANOS AND ORGANS

THE LANDoUR, s20A MO. Av-EURoPEAN
plan; rates reasonable; location irst-class.
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HOUSEHOLD GOODS PACKED FOR SHIP
tnent and storage; also unpacked and placed
by expert men: good men furnished for odd
jobs; reasonable charges. Roberts, S1S LIST
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PIANOS MOVED By EXPERIENCED MEN
only; all work guaranteed, and plano boxes
for sale cheap The O.. G. Peterson Express
Co sol I'd aY s, 81 So eSt ISL III .stH4$
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-08
Mr.. COLE NlTHpRAWs

Large business interests, redulrin z
his personal attention have impelled
Nathan Cole, ir,, to decline to enter the
race for the Democratic nomination as
governor Of California.
This will be a great disa ppointrent to
sll Democrats in Los Angeles and in
the whole southern and central section,
where he is regarded as one Of the most
available men for the executive of1ce
and one OF the strongest possible csndi-
dates.
Recognising the constant and dis
tinguished services which he has rem
dered his party, and his popularity as a.
business man and citizen, the delega-
tion from Los Angeles county had
unanimously declared it's purpose to
support Mr.. Cole for the gubernatorial
nomina tion, and in this step they had
the support Of nearly all Southern Cali
fornia. Hence the chances for MIR.
Coles nomination were excellent
His withdrawal from the race-or
rather his decllnation OF the honor of
entering the race-wll. therefore, be re-
ceived with regret.
It Is needless to say. however that
Mr.. Coles action has not been lightly
taken. In response to the appeals of
his friends he had given the subject
serious consideration. He was willing
to give his time and money to the
service of Democracy. TIpon that point
he did not hesitate. But the busin ess
interests of others are in his hands, and
inasmuch as he found himself at the
point where these interests would be
ieoparcized by his active participation
in q political campaign he decided that
he must not enter the race.
Mr.. Cole Is member of the Los An
gees delegation to the state convention,
and as such he will go to Sacramento
prepared to use his best endeavor to
name a candidate for governor who will
unite the support Of all the people Of
California who are opposed to railroad
machine rule He will do what he can
to further the interests of the nominee
and in all respects will lead the column
of working and victorious Democrats.
The Democracy Of Southern Califor-
MIA loses Mr.. Cole from the head of the
ticket, but he will be found-hereafter
as heretofore-in the front rank of the
Democratic fighters. contributing his
influence to the success of the party.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-08
PERSONALS

Ed Fletcher, city clerk of San Diego,
is at the Hollenbeck.
H. L. Smith the hotel and tent city
man of FL PizIno, is at the Hayward
John F. Withers, a wealthy merch-
ant of Kingman, Ariz., is at the Hol-
| lenbeck.
Camille Cleic of the Western Zinc
company of Orange, New, is at the
AngeluS.
II. w. McCrea a prominent mining
man from Searchlight, New, is at the
Hollenbeck.
Col. E. Durham, proprieor of the
Stewart house. San Bernardino is at
the Alexandra.
Reginald Frost. a wealthy stock
haiser of Victorville. Cal, is registered
at the Van Nuys.
c. e. Jones of Lancaster Cal, ed
itor of the Antelope Valley Ledger, is
at the Lankershim.
Mr. and Mrs. Duke Baxter of the
Van Nuys hotel have returned from a
trip to Santa Barbara.
A. C. Bilicke and a party of five
friends will leave today for an automo-
bile trip to Del lfMonte.
Mr. and Mrs Haskett and family of
Fort Smith, Ark. who have come here
W SPCii1 INC NiillCl, c1iS dL lIe t1Olle1-
beck.
T. M. Schumacher of New York,
general manager of the FL Paso and
Southwestern railway system, is at
the Van Nuys
S. Fusenot and his son, G. Fusenot,
of Paris, brother and nephew of J. A.
Fusenot of the Vile de Paris, arrived
at the Lankershim yesterday.
Miss Alice Lemar Laird of Wash
ington, d. c.. is at the Angelus Miss
Laird is a clerk in the pension de-
partment and is in California for a
pleasure trip.
Mr. and Mrs. NJ j. Sullivan of Mar
ion, Ohio, are in Southern California on
their wedding trip and are at the An
gelus Mrs. Sullivan was formerly Miss
Torrance.
w. G. Hargraves of Redlands has just
returned from trip to Honolulu. He
arrived at the Lankershim last night
and his first exclamation on greeting
some friends was: Dear old Cali
fornia-it is the only place to live"
Trap shooters who arrived at the
Alexandria yesterday include: Tony
Prior. e. s, Schultz, w. II. Seaver. w.
T. Wattles and F. j. Schultz of San
Francisco;' w, II. Hills Of Cincin-
natl, Ohio; George F. Julian of Tue
son. Ariz,i L. w. Parker, Minneapolis,
and M. r, Taber of Riverside.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-08
DECLARES NIPPLE
WAS A FORGER
METHODS OF PHILADELPHIA
BANKER EXPOSED
Receiver Shows How President Of the
Real Estate Company Secured
over Two Hundred and FIFTY
Thousand Dollars
Rr Assnciated Press.

Bv Associated Press.
PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 7.-Forgeries
for more than a quarter of a million OF
dollars by Frank L. Nipple. the suicide
president of the defunCt Real Estate
Trust company, have been discovered
by Receiver Earle.
The latter made this statement late
tonight. adding that he had no idea
where the disclosures of Nipples VII
1ainy would end.
Nipple in order to meet his immediate
overdrafts. used the names of some
of the most prominent business men
of this city on notes which in some
cases amounted to $150.000.
The president had taken copies of
the signatures of number Of business
men, while some Of their checks or
negotiable securities passed through
his hands. but in every case he avoided
the use of the name of q Real Estate
Trust company deposition.
when pinched for money to meet
his overdraft or some, big Segal loan,
Mr., Earle said, "as last resort Nipple
would draw UP a note with forged
signature attached.
This he would take to the cashier
or pay teller, saying he had personally
made the loan and 1t was discounted
With the amount to his credit he
would sat tisfy the pressing claim"
Receiver Earle said tonight that in
order to accomplish the reorganization
of the Real Estate Trust company he
would accept the presidency II the de-
nositors insisted
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-08
.THIRTY-TWO NEW CITIZENS
PASS UNCLE SANS "EXAM"

could produce the baiIff as witness
that he had been cussing the king
IL no lika data lobste era. data Rink
viclta da Emanuela. II gotta him here
now spita in his face said the italian
TO his neiehbor. and in order to en-
phasize his remarks he spat on the
floor. The only attention lie received
from the bailff was a gentle tap ON the
head and an adrnonition to use a Gus
pidor when he didn't like what was in
his mouth
The Britlshers managed to get
through the questions put to them in
good shape. The Frenchmen did like
wise. The Germans generally made the
mistake Of saying that Roosevelt
was a kaiser and that his sons man
aged the Gans-Nelsou fight one exile
from the Danish isle did not win many
laurels by announcing that in his opin-
ion Bat Nelson was either mayor of
Pasadena or ought to he.
Some Surprises
The surprises Of the day, however,
we're sprung when the Italians and
who is governor of California ?''
asked the court.
walter Parker" suffered out the
Italian.
who is congressman from Southern
California? % came the second question
from Judge Bordwell.
Parker, too, hma data too," was the
reply.
subsequently Parker was touted by
the Italians as president of the United
States. attorney general Of Watts,
mayor of Los Angeles and walking
delegate for the Holy Rollers.
one representative of the Slavonian
race declared that he didn't know what
form of government existed in the
United States. but he thought Doc
Houghton ought to he elected collector
Of ports for the Los Angeles river.
Needless to say that the touter of the
hysterical representative Of the Sixth
ward was sduelched.
To those who showed ignorance of the
laws of the country Judge Bordwel de-
MED citizenship papers.
Many of them admitted having been
in the country twenty-five years or
more without even having learned that
the country had a republican form of
goVerI1n1en
Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-08
Sisters In Moderation

Tommy is a lonely little boy who has
no brothers or sisters. He is very
fond of three little girls named Ethel
Maud and May. one evening his moth
er was listening to him say his prayers
and she was rather surprised to hear
him add to his petitions: Dear Lord
please send me an Ethel, a Maud AND
a May"
After he had finished his mother
tried to explain TO him that they were
too poor to have a large family like
that. Tommy listened attentively, ano
then without word Topped down on hi
knees again and offered up this sup.
Elementary petition:
Dear Lord Mother says we cam
afford an Ethel and a Maud and 3
May, so don't send 'em in a bunch
Just send us an Ethel, and when We
can afford the rest. III let you know
-Llppincott's.