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Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
EXPLOSION IN A TUNNEL.

New York. oct. 11.-Three men were killed and dozen rendered uncon- scious by an explosion and fire in tho Pennsylvania Railroad tunnel under Long Island City today. The dead are reported to be Superintendent Chap man and two others The cause of the explosion is unknown. Fifty men were at work in the tunnel at the time Great confusion followed as the men tried to escape
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
TWO SAFES BLOWN OPEN.

Tacoma. Wash. oct. 1.-Two safes were blown open in the Northern Paci- fife Express office at Tenth street last night, and SS15 taken. The Wells Fargo safe yielded a number of sealed packages. containing, it is believed. a large sum of money.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
PRICES WERE MAINTAINED
The SPeeulators At Least Prevented the Further Downward Tendency of the Stock Market.

New York. Oct. 1l,-The days stock market had abundant evidenca of strength and where there was m aC- tual rising tendency. prices held firm under the drive against the market in the last hour. The character of the trading was not much changed and was still spotty.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
BOTH CREWS DEAD.
Five Men Killed in a Union Pacific
 Collision.

Cheyenne, wyo. Oct. u.-Five men were killed in a head-on freight col lision on the Union Pacific railroad near Laramie. last night. The dead are Engineers Strong and Murray. Bremen Engstrom and Kelly and Brakeman Meyers. There was a mis- understanding of orders. The engines were demolished and the crews in- stantly killed.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
*Batted for Pfeister in nintl
AMERICANS
IE RY INNINGS

Summary-Left on bases: Nationals 9: Americans 1. Two-baSe hit: Schulte. Three base hits: Donohue, Rohe. Sac rifice hits: Sullivan. Donohue. Stolen bases: ROhe. Struck out; By Walsh 12: by PfeiSter. 9. Bases on balls: or Walsh, l: off Pfeister. 2. Wild pitch: Walsh. Hit by pitched ball: Hahn. Time of game: hours and 10 min utes. Empires; JOhnstone and OLoughlin-
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
ST. LOUIS GAME.
DESTRUCTION OF COTTON.
"Wednesday Nights Frost Cost Georgia
 5000 Bales.

Atlanta. Ga. Oct. 11.-President Harvey Jordan of the Southern Cotton association estimates that between forty and fifty thousand bales of cot ton were killed in Georgia alone by last nights cold snap. Indications are for another killing frost with temper atures below freezing tonight.
 WEATHER TODAY.
 Washington. Oct 11.-ForecaSt for Arizona-Fair Friday and Saturday.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
MRS. JEFFERSON DAVIS ILLNESS

New York. oct. II.-The condition of Mrs Jefferson Davis. who is m uE a cold, IS serious and refuses Go yield Co Urea -ment.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
BOMBS

|. =. ref. 2s. reg. and coupon. I0SSs: Y. s. Ss- reg 1O2is, coupon, 10SA; U. S. old 4s. reg. and coupon. 1o2. U. S. new 4s. reg. and coupon, 1S0ls.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12

Mrs. Brown said, "DOH't Yss as-ss When coming from the FssF. To forget to step al DonofTis's shoP For some Of his crystsiiisa9 Eassus
 Candy.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12
RussIAN DEMOCRATS.
4 General Denuneiation of the Stoly
 pin Government.

pin Government.
 Helsingfors, Finland. oct. 11.-The constitutional democratic congress ad- journed this afternoon. At the con cluding session a pronunciamento de- nouncing Premier Stolypins admins tration and all of its works which was proposed by the central committee in an endeavor to placate the extremists was adopted by exclamation amid great enthusiasm.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12

You love a lass so very fair, love a lad with golden hair; You love the sun and fresh air, But love Donofrio's crystallized Cae
 tus Candy rare.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12

HOUSE FOR RENT-Five-room modern brick; bath. toilet, electric lights. E. E. Pascoe, no North Center street.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-12

FOR SALE-Five-room house. close in; fine shade; north of Washington street. Price $25OO. E. F. Pascoe. no North Center St
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
THE WEEKS ROLL OF HONOR
MINNEAPOLIS PRIZE WINNERS

- -. MINNEAPOLIS PRIZE WINNERS.
Eric W. Passmore, Eighth Grade School, 1888
Oak Grove Street.
Esther Petzold Fifth Grade Schiller School, 1923 Grand
Street NE.
~ HONORABLE MENTION. @..r
Bessie Bangs A Seventh Grade, School, Eighth
Avenue Sc. &c. ~ ~
Donald Bruce Sixth Grade, School, s017
houn Boulevard.
Evelyn K. Graber Eighth Grade, Sheridan School,
Fifth Avenue NE. --.v s,'
Willie Keenan,, Grade, School, 1856
Twelfth Avenue S. .---'.-- s..
Mildred g. ozas. Eleventh Grade, High School
2516 Colfax Avenue S. ~ '--.
NORTHWESTERN PRIZE WINNERS. ..-@
Ella B. Nilhem, Eighth Grade, Prairie Chen, Wis.
Mary Bennett, Fifth Grade, New Rockford, N. D.
HONORABLE MENTION. -ss f@.- = M
Evelyn Dennis. Fifth Grade, Enderlin, N. D. .
Emma Prinz Fifth Grade Central School. Wing Mimi
belmont Schneider Fifth Grade Salem. s. D..
Cora Jones. Eighth Grade, Breckenridge MINI.
Sadie sather. Ninth Grade. Annandale, MINI. T.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
EAPoLIs, MINEsoTA SUNDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 81 zoos

TO- do 80 It was ,Welworn and SO narrow that it was
impossible for than full grown person to walk
On left right stood trees trees, trees thick
that child could not push his way thru. This fact
caused us to think Of Dark Africa and grew
trees were not cut down. ceased to wonder
account Of their unusual beauty that
they were spared for certainly there grew
stately picturesque naples, and graceful popars
than grew forest. In summer these trees were
covered with foliage, which changed to scarlet
glory when autumn Much of their beauty was
gone Of course in winter when the chill winds rudely
stripped the trees & Nheir foliage But even then they
had an attraction for and for the zgzag path that
seemed to look up to them for protection =, .
- "A Seventh Grade, .zrEz ,E<% Bessie Bangs.
~: Tutte5 School ~ 2: 1921 Eighth Ave. Sc.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
A PLACE OF HONOR
A Roadside sapling that Gave =
T. Helping Hand
. Prize.l
FEW years ago, while en-

"A FEW years ago, while en-
n route to my uncle's on
a. dark stormy night, we were
saved from an accident by
young sapling growing by the
wayside. It was storming hard
and having been detained by
business we were late in leaving.
It was very dark and we were
unable to see our way except
when the lightning flashed over
the landscape, almost binding US
with its brightness. We had
reached the top of a hill with a
deep ravine on one side, where
the water gushed down the deep
precipice, when suddenly our
horses became frightened and be-
gan to back toward the awful
ditch. Unable. to. control them
we were in despair when sud-
denly something about the har-
ness gave way and the buggy
rumbled zig-zag down the hill,
and finally struck young sap
ling, which prevented it from
going farther. We arrived home
safely and the next day my uncle
dug up the little tree and planted
it in his front yard. It is now
a nice large tree and whenever T
see it, I cannot help remembering
how, as a young sapling, it
saved us.
T.. !. Ella B. Milheim,
p: Prairie du Chen, Wis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11

OCCASIONALLY. But hctdOn Ike the
tales. Of real happenings takes
little thought before it: can be
told to: the best. advantage. = So
when you do cali upon, your i'm
aginations,, try to see that. the
resulting story lis not hung on a
little hook from something that
you have heard or read in fic-.
ton. : ..~>::E :, - -,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11

what = must come up to a GER
tain standard to be acceptable.
Keep within the wholesome
bounds Of your own Juniordom
world, when that world is nor
mally- good-natured. To be sure,
Juniordom has its naughty
moods and spunky moods, but
they, pass so quickly that it is
not worth while preserving them
in print. So, tho stories from the
cross or naughty point Of view
would certainly be original and
undoubtedly snappy in style, do
not write them.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
IN VERY PLAIN VIEW
Queer Fence That Would Not Be Found Gives Little
= Explorer Sad Day. : -.

queer FENCE That Would Not Be Found Gives Little
Explorer Sad Day.
1.s@1. H.. - -. ;. d. (Prize) -..
~ NE day when about years old heard nv
~ mother say that there zig-zag rail fence
about three miles away decided 90 out and search
for it. The day very hot and walked and walked
and many fences but at each thought ttThat
is not it, 1t grew quite dark and began to be tired.
He called by name, and asked him who he was He
said he my uncle and very glad to meet him.
BE asked me what was doing there and said had
been hunting for zgzag fence my mother had spoken
about He laughed and said had passed it. When I
reached home made up my mind would hunt for
zig gag fence again. y ~ ~ Esther Petzod,
b Fifth Grade, 49, 1928 Grand st. Me-
Schiller School. ga. ..ss. 4... .E...
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
Eighth Grade.
UNCLE'S BIG WORD
Grandmother's Explanation and Luscious Pies Smooth
-.-% Out the Anxious Wrinkles.
(Prize.)


Out the Anxious Wrinkles.
-, (Prize)
NJ Y COUSINS and were going to grandma s to stay
= month. I was delighted that could hardly
wait until the carriage at the door to take the
station. At last it came and We way. Mama
was with and to stay week. I had delightful
time while mama was there but after she went home
began to get lonesome One day grandma said she would
make little pies and could have little party,
if we would go out and play and not bother her. So
went out to play but got tired and troopng
into the kitchen again. Then grandma told go up
stairs and play in the attic just then my uncle in
and exclaimed, "My! where did you get all the young
sters? liked to hear other people large words but
when uncle called youngsters, it troubled We
went in the attic and my cousins had good tme but
was too busy thinking to play. After awhile slipped
downstairs to ask grandma what youngsters meant
She told it meant small children She then gave
the pies to take up to my cousins good time
eating them and the word youngsters did not trouble
me any more. Mary Bennett,
Fifth Grade. - New Rockford NJ D.
HER HEART WAS TRUE TO POLLY
(Honorable Mention.)
One day my two friends and planned trip to tho
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11


peared next at the hotel in delightful dish of eved
crab. $1,000 Eric w Passmore
Eighth Grade, 1873 Oak Grove st.
EmersAp School.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
OUT ON THE SAND
The Fate of Sea Animal Who
-. ''Tasted' a Finger. .-~-
: -. - ) = 5
(Prize.) -: ~~..
kk~ -,

~ 1H! !"
~ On the seashore three
little girls were playing, three
little girls in: rompers,@ with big,
blue sun bonnets to protect their
curly yellow heads from the fiery
yellow sun. ,"Oh!' thus they
exclaimed as, drawing nearer to.
gether : for protection, they
breathlessly watched the curious
antics Of a queer, round creature
with big pop eyes as it sided
and zig-zagged, across the sands
toward the three wee frightened
tots. Indeed, they had cause to
be afraid, for might not that
horrid thing come and pinch their
little pink toess But the crea-
ture, all unconscious Of the SEN
sation it was causing, continued
on its way for dinner: The
bravest Of the children, seeing
that the thing made no demon
stration of anger, essayed to
touch it, but it was not 50 easily
done for the moment she ad:
vanced to attack, the crab s(for
such it was), quickly sided
away. :
ooh, see!' cried the little
girl. ''See how he runs side
ways. I think we ought to call
him Mr.. Zig-Zag.' The rest Of
the girls joined in the fun and
a great time they had until Mr..
Zig-Zag fastened himself upon
the finger Of the most Jealous of
the tots who ran screaming to
her mother. Mr.. Zig-Zag ap-
peared next at the hotel in a de-
crab. -. -
B Eighth Grade,
EmersAn School.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11

CONTINUED on Page Sky
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
A t.WHoPPINa,'' Big DINNER,
t(Honorable Mention Y -,

= 7--3@..-@---J -
s. One fine day made up my mind to go out hunting.
Ats 'clock in the morning called my friend and we
took bypath into the vast woods. Suddenly hare
started up front Of and pell-meH after him.
but my comrade did not follow There was no path
,# ss* ;2# Continued on Page Six) ,... .:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
THEIR OWN AFRICA.
(Honorable Mention.)

The path was Ngzag one, stretching thru forest
Of tall trees which sometimes shook and rustled in the
wind in most ominous manner. This path seemed to
stretch unendngy thought tho it would not have
been hard to trace to its had but taken time
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11

Junior writer's Write talk but be that you
90 not tax slang or use Unnecessary number Of
Wells and why's, and ..ohs - Junior works.
to help you to learn how to write for that reason
the things of which you write secondary to the
style in whchyou write them But even this secondary
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
c3F<z!a rEZ III
HERE "A N D THE r F.
Many Quaint Adventures Wriggled Themselves
-: s Across the Paths Of Minneapolis Juniors Who
..@.: Enjoyed Them. ! : q %= i. }..sz
TOPIC: t.ZIG-zAG.n.


49, 49,, ANY Juniors believe that their fiction lis
- their best work, but that is not The ed
IMt1 T. tor's opinion after ding . number Of
1Ntlt :ther. stories. Perhaps # Juniors were
iiISl not quite so sure that it was an easy
| ST .NhI = thing to make up'' clever original
vii story out of whole cloth, the fiction would
III ~ IA be better. Juniors undoubtedly live great
| E .DQl deal in imaginative world Of their own
49, that is very delightful: 1t is usually
modelled, however, more or less upon the
- ~ <;s4 imaginative tales that popular in Jun
iordom Fairies and brownies and 8 Alice in Wonder
and people are fellow citizens there, if not the
characters Juniors imagine as like them as they
can be without having their names. There is really
nothing 50 refreshing and enjoyable Of the
andout original fiction that bright Juniors do send in
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
ZACH MAN HIs OWN HORSE


The German Tommy Atkins is weu
known to 81 a hardy soldier. and this
to 81 erea. extent is due 10 raa severity
ri Ills lruuHe When ON tus march
ae IS llat. I.a q beast OF burden
and ~ v.uu war office is al pros
elloons.enu how best they may
They arc beginning with the heavy
altsA5u huap5ack for which another
ol light waterproof canvas is to be
substituted
OF the German infantry recruit it is
said that he carries his house on his
back Besides the knapsack Itself and
his rifle equipment and clothing. he
carries cooking utensils, parts of a
tent, an overcoat, 30 cartridges. a linen
suit, a quantity of underwear, two
pair of boots, boot brushes and black
ing, metal tools, a prayer book and a
small box for knickknacks.
Patience He's quite a writer Of nc
ton
Patrice-He's only written one book.
Il know 1t, but he wrote all the press
notices for that one book. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
EAST AFRICAN MONARCH.
August sovereien Of Eight Years
Sits on Throne Of
Scarlet

The king of Uganda, In British East
Africa. retoices or grieves IN the some
what picklish and chow-ehowy name OF
Dnndi Chua. This august sovereign
may his tribe increase lis now going
on" eight says Every body's Magazine.
To befit a colored scepter bearer he has
q highly colored court He sits on
thEone OF acnrieG and probably the court
eErpsutars have made II q world too
loux tr hts chubby little hgR- Under
the Brsttxh protectn-rEts fuik1 have 10
be economical In Uganda, and a King
must grow up 10 hts throne, end can't
have crrxtsHn made one evexy time he
hiss growing pains. We con roTnemher
whsn a king OF Uganda wes every inch
King. no matter bow few hin inches.
Do CcrSd, no supra purple WIS be that
tbs remains OF htS food bad TO be buried
lmt it's sacressnesS strike dead some I'M
happy suhSest Ths British have
changed al that Daudt-we wish we
bad a photograph Of Daudi sits on
his scarlet shroue. a leopard skin under
his bare feet. a toy gun N his little
hands Probably not a bit more absurd
and many times more sympathetic in
the eyes Of The heavenly powers than
many a wide ruling car or kaiser that
has been. is. or shall be
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24

II is old wool redreesed by scientific
and oleaa METHODS II is component
OF most OF the WOODEN garments OF to-
day The world does not grow enough
WOO TO enable us 10 have a constant sup
ply q new wooden garments, except with
tbs aid OF shoddy. Ii ia shoddy that has
enabled the workingman 10 buy new
suit Of clothes at the price Of a week .
wage. In the olden days an sll-voolen
gar msot was 40 expensive that IL had TO
sast it4 owner many years, unless no
wsre a wealthy man. 1t Ia better hy-
gtens for a man To buy two new shoddy
suits year than 10 buy an Atwood gar
msnt which must last him two years
Most Of the clothes we wear in fact,
cootsln an element of shoddy, and 50 far
from being the worse for il, are the bet
tsr-magazine of Commerce.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
LETTERS WE'RE A 100000
Sign with a Bed kaoord w'haoh. N
egraphers Wore nsaue-
tant TO iva

Telegraph op~ato~x skgUSB hhUe
personal signs which th@y p&,ncs ON aa
message they send and receive. Usu-
ally they use two or three initials or
take two letters from their names. For
instance, James Black will probably
use "JB" as his sign. In many cases
however, they choose thaas sisns In
peculiar way. says the Kansas City
Times.
We once had a TEAL working here
who staned KE' because ms had taken
the Kseley cure" said a Kansas City
chief operator recently "He after
ward went back to drinking and then
used BIZ, deriving It from booze.
Another fellow signed 'PS' because he
used TO say be received poor salary.
"a woman operator we had here used
b. Gtgn 'HK, her initials, until one
day her bean Tilted her and married
anottcar girl. After that she signed
BIB which, we understood, meant
'broepn heart
Tn an eastern Office where | once
worried there was hoodoo sjen. 1t
WINS 'KQ The first man who aSed 1t
was Killed by a train the next one
went crazy, and the third died of ty-
phoh fever After that uehe5r n the
office dared use that hoodo. s.a.
The story about it, beitr p Jonah
Travelled over the country and to-day
youl nnd very Few operators signing
'KQ
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24

zone az ths grsStsGs dianeulttes en-
counter In seS&ns Now York" COM
plainad the visl9r, IN he lack OF
signs on roar &husansx. ! notice a
beautiful sharGh sA6~ OF course want
10 know what IL n A eaAe tin sign
On the sac ssszns q hsap, bat when |
consult ~ I kArn only the nane az the
under<Assr. Why ShnxtA ms shurHh ad-
vertise him To shs So~<ssx instead OF
stating tn own n&xns ssG dissemination?
This har.ns % uno~Tsaker thrust on you
when ware out xasAsseslns b some
thing at . shook"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
A LITTLE
MISUNDERSTANDING
.s-----------rr
AN EASTER BONNET COMEDY

n7 OW did you enjoy your
IL EASTER" asked the young
IL u woman in gray. 81 need not
aHE however, for any woman with
EEs such as you wuve must have--"
BEEN happy" sighed the young
woman IL green, Swell. wasn't.
Does nct somebody OF other ss9s Tn
ezEy ltns the head that wears o high.
priced iHtT No? Well. he should
have then"
"Humph, a hat like that would make
me comparatively happy. l, myself,
got rather an expensive hat. but 1t
was so becoming that knew Tom
would say it was all right. as soon as
he noticed it
"Of course; he"
Gle hasn't noticed It yet, dear, and
that milliner is the most constant oor-
respondent l have
How perfectly horrid Well, you
see | Just couldn't ask for a cent over
my allowance this Easter; II | had
Jack would have declared it impossible
to go abroad this summer
NATURALLY 1t is my belief that the
frst phrase a boy baby learns Is 4
cant afford it,
Al any rate. he says it often
enough through life Well ! had spent
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
p5Dala i, saotau u wave.

Tho thirsty roots OF ruv OF poplar
trees la Trayefas >Igy meae il EsasSaaI'y
10 tafe up and replaos tho tile drain
which the trsez e1loked and ia sorle In.
stances &easrUyed. Secigtug fus water
the roJs strvok out for the sewer.
pallred BY resistance, bat not dASoour-
aged, thoy Travelled ALONGSIDE, @snFcstng
for weak or imperfect tuinm through
which to enter. and when zach were
foHnd they promptly oSeapied them. the
roots knottng up lilo a dsn OF snakes
In winter quarters In one instnnoa sew
erul ruom travelled sado bF side many
fest, insvacting every iTsnh of SAGE along
the way Zoe a weak t1tnt h the do
lenses ---Lstrvat NeW4.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
An RxperA

you mnsa maze yorD wtrUW dis
plays according 10 the ws&tRsa said
the successful merchant to Ca new
clerk. "On sunny days havs Dress
goods of bright colors; when k's cold,
show dark, heavy fabrics Thm you
will catch the women"
Il see. And when IT rains, | GS1 TO
make a display Of umbrellas, sup
poser"
"Not at all. Fill the window with
fancy hose ."-CleveIand Leader
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
Obeyed Literally.

A father going into his stable one
lay found his Little son, with a slate
md pencil in his hand, astride one 0!
he horses
Why. Harry" he exclaimed, "what
are you doing?"
Writing a composition was the re-
ply.
We'll. why don't you write it in the
louse?" asked the father
Because" answered the little tel
,ow, the master told me to write a
composition on a horse '-Tit-Bits.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24

a,.r-,. ,o,t 80 my aHlgtt-aroc ap1 of
1900 .,soa..,. 49, hove a., Eo.+or hot "
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The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24

They happened to n 1anr1ans az
the same corner, waiting for a street
car
Il beg your pardon for mentDuAns
it. madam" said M. MakinbraAes
'but the atmosphere is full OF SCOT
this morning. and you have thr@ OF
four smudges on your face.
III thank you to look after your
own affairs, sir" answered the mid
1le-aged matron Those are moaea@
Hastily begging her pardon asaln
MIR. Maknbrakes decided TO wssas FOL
the second GaT Chicago TriUr&
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
ENTIRELY Safe.

Have you received an answer from
that correspondence school concerning
The advertisement we want for our new
hair grower" asked the head of the
1rn.
Yes" replied the chief clerk. here
It Is. / guess it'll be entirely safe tc
use it. too III read It; One bottle
warranted to bring the hair our in
punches Chicago Record-Herald
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24
A Question of Comfort

Tom, you really ought to marry.
Why do 50 many men hesitate to take
better halves?"
Because, my dear by remaining
single we can be sure of better quar-.
ters. Town Topics.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-03-24

Pauent-Why are you going to oper-
ate on me?
Young Dootor--Bseauss need the
money.
Pateut-WeU that's all right
didn't know but You we're going to
operate on me because YOU needed the
experience Judge