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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-03-21

~ " agfea between Seattle and
fHeHmh half cleared balance in tim
hsf tp hsaflnH frut tresa' mostly
HFtifa nHd cherries ~ fenfn sia
house. barn Hud other 0ufhulidiuHH
improvements on this place cost
more ihun what iH being asked for
The whole fffnh.
O. 30 20 acres. Il sores under rulfifas
ton balance partly cleared good
tUu story house good spring water
ripfd into the same. good barn
good miIfh cows. cream nrUHrntuF#
ptHH ara harfaNu aud moving me
chine Terms
o. 20 % sores. ~ are cleared balance
~ timber nuud Nr0ufu house good
barn mlifh cows. chicken house
root house Nnud shed ~ fine barring
fruit trees d years old. eli kinds II
berry plants Terms.
q 70 ~ sores haf under cultivation.
balance easily cleared. good house
and large barn. about ID fruit trees
aud plenty II berry plants good
atfe1fn water running through the
place.
o 600 20 acres. ~ under cultivation.
balance easily cleared. good house
ahd barn nHns stock E0sa with this
place Terms
nfOMaKoG 4 ERICKSON.
80 Washington block =
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VAN De vANrER DAVIS CO.

~ - wv
VAN pE vASrER DAVIS CO.
J g HAYES Manager
q tsnd starr Boyd Block
Cottage on 18th Ave. So small
payment dosn.
tEA-C Cottage on fath Ave. near
spring fg0 cash
ttlt-CnttaEr GA Dearborn ST. tzis
cash
O.. 81 Cottage on Queen Anne um.
very desirable
81 lep-I.uts on Capitol fiill. ttlh and
ieth Avrs near Caller small pay
ment huan
500 60 foot lots on Rainier Heights
view Of lake. right on car small
payHsnt down
800 a-fuot lots near mrs brick
yard these are choice.
. la--'rhree e0x1EaH funt lots FOR 80.
overlook Lake Washington and
from two 20 five blocks from ear.
" :. BANNER a CO.
tia Lumber Exchange
Phone Main t'qa
FOR SALE New t-room cottage. mod
ern with two lots. one block from
car IN University addition. Ter 81 1pl.
so cash. rect terms. by owner w.
= HrEINtN0ER. 500 brooklyn ave.
"a
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| WEST 81 |
VgG1GElEaI.


tour Specially Il iiomss1
O. 90 fD9 cash. modern brand new
ernrim house, Oh Queen Anns hlll.
splendid bargain.
o. 80 iiu cash broom modern Queen
Anne Ar
o ooo q apQ cash. very bsautifui large
brand uNWi strictly modern home
paved section Hshtun hili. very
swell ard choice location,
- 10 room modern Ga extra large
fine corner Tot near above
q TO ia sash. ~ q monthly mod
cfn tFoom cottage. near East Union
10 cash beet ioi bargain on Madruua
ear line only three left
81 40 S4a cash tsFHHm cottage. on
Efh Ave. grand etsw u lake.
al ~ the above are spltndid home
buys
We have some acre tracts Just south
~ the city that Niit make you bis
money and quick
THEEN a SMITH
Second Floor walker HidE
Main ios u Nt
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WI HAVE Tor sale three hotels in
ueiFhbarinE towns. ranging from y
20 y rooms with rsata urant and bar
in connecticut two ~ these are doing
u flFatseinaa business Nlth ~ 20 %
steady roomeFa rent chrap with long
lease. or can buy cua ~ these prop
critics. Come quick and get your
choice Room ~ Union block.
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Acreage ior sale.
PETIT a SON.
cot MAN BUILDING
ACREAGE oeR SPECIALITY


ACREAGE ctr SPECIALITY
Five AcHEs. en- can LINE. u IN
Pine level lauds yiuH about feet
nGHNn Tracks. land adjoining IL
actually selling for tso per acre Ia
email tracts II thia Ism = snap for
Investment We never saw one.
IMPROVED AeHE ~ BALLARD
81 oN
Nice rev tfaam house good Tending
aud chicken huuasH. usaf park fine
vieAi mia place 10 worth t.ep.
~ ACHES FINE ALDER bottom.
tt
Only miieH from Fionser Square. on
gund county Rad aud IN one ~ the
best localities tn this Vicinity. COW
sted with Eood. fnsfchaHtsbis csdaF
HALF ACRES NEAR COLUMBIA.
500
Cinaa TO car tine graded schools
stores etc ssnsiieuf Huti. fine View
% lake aud mountains
ACRE TRACTS ON EVERETT IN
TERtHiiAN a2fo TO 80
one 10 acres only Z blocks from
cef incl land nearly cleared ct
semsthins Ia this rapidly mofins las
esiiiy.
PETIT a son. $40 C9lmaH building
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Fer Rset-Furnlshsd Rooms.

uoARptNGuouNr Tor sale. saama.
we'll furnished i4it sih and pike. u
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Real H.,s,s-e ~,lousd.
Rel ns,s,s- G e.,l1esd, 49,.
'o[2R[H[llE9(S
AGREES

Near HtHfh Station on New Hehion
tntrTufhnu liue. lees than an heat p
ride from Pioneer SQUARE. I hr
White HfKsr valley Haii u noted for
IT, wonderful frriiiifH and producing
puHrFH and The EAttLihN lrafEN
farm witch has haau plated into
taefn tracts. and ss are selling
these tracts. cleared az prices 80
low they Will aHfunirh YOU when
compared win what iu being asked
Tor surrounding farms, and Nhrn
you see the con and know what ~
mili raise The tract with farm
buildings IL Hlro far naie
HEE PLAT 80 our office tomorrow
morning AGENT Will 80 down with
you 10 see thu land
call up Ell ar Main Ai or call az
Bif CoimAn Building
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TWO pleasant two feem, furnished
hnuHekseplng suiteA steam beat.
slFctsy hNhtt hot water and hath
Hotel The Leland - t.tke e. II
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-03-21

tef Rent arse slnsle housekeeping
Fonms, modern. eieUtfla light hath.
phone. III Maynard Ave. ] houses
aeuth % city lisht On 1raicr. ii
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nEAurnrnL wArrn rRoNr.

BEAUTIFUL WATER FRONT
2 acres. sores fruit trees. evergreen
hedFsr. fhssfaut nlhart. mulberry
tfses. f-fUofa houHs. Nth glass sun
house f.runm house on beach z-nfafy
barn. 80 feet HEA trfFuL WATER
FhoNT Price MO- MAONirf-
CENT VIEW.
PACIFIC INVESTMENT co.
81 - walker BldK
q ACREH strictly bottom land. 10
aefeH cleared. splendid. rich soil 40
cords cedar god house barn. chick
81 houses head cattle. horse 80
ehieheus aufi al farming implements
IL 10 beet ffHfh uu market and vii
sell on HiEht fsiqQ.
PACIFIC INEEHTMENT Co.
EIsgE walker tfidH
You'll WANT II.
q 40 t-nrfe tract south ~ koufh
Pack good tsr0um house with Hli lms
ptnfsnruta adjoining property ia
selling u0W fer e. per cent more than
this price HaF n few daFH only
Dent fall e. see THE. Il costs moth
Ina g. look - a.
STEWART a BTEWAuT.
~ Iuion 80
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TIfEArak acres $50
10 acres. fstufY house t7,a
sares house. chickens. ltss
acres. small house. roN. 81
acre house. close D. ftia
Several half aefea block land some
with houses on. Only fNA All ~
thses places said an terms - down.
gtn pei moufh Alec 10 laying hsua.
ducks 2 sseAs ~ Homer pigeons.
ehsan are locked so back - h1HHa
slao o. head % JsfssY milk C8vs
Take nrw Nsutnn ear Occidental
ard Yealsr. ta nHwauaish bridge. ~.
galfs At white house o. hlllmahs ~
fee If
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-03-21

nfcm ALDER BOTTOM LAND
large tract tuat opened IN tshrfe
tracts fhis land is ali level and
itch darn iuam soil splendid l0eas
tiaa faces on enc ~ the best counff
FuNhN a. King tanuty not fHf from
tnfarufbau. surrounded by nice I'm
proved places close 60 kupd school.
Prices 40 to 80 pei ifarf. accord
tn4 20 improvements NefY tarf
terms Positively ths hsst land on
the market fuf The money 90 uut
Ron and set Nuur first ehuies Come
% the offics and see plat and ssi fun
particulars
RoHEHT MAt.Tnr,
tis-yev- 81 Alaska building -
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Star Want AID. Agencies

c. N. lehndertf, cigar stsrs, sis
Second avenue.
ouaker Drug sters, ioia First av'
eNus.
y. h. Mullen. Sst Ballard avenue,
opposite city hall.
Frsmont DRUG Co, Ewing stree,
and Fremont avenue,
Thss. Nsrrls. at pestetsIes, Rem.
tor.
iia2 gas,iaks. Eastlske prue Co,
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TWENTY ACRES. all level good zoii.
partly cleared. faces on good county
rnad. adjoining nice improved farm.
close % school fsiu Terms
ROBERT MALTnY.
giaEus ~ Alaska building "a
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ksn and wIfs a. tWo younE men nice
room. with view ~ lake and Mount
Rainier private family no other
boardsra Phone Esat sso2 FOR par.
p-stzfa
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Ger s.I.-m..e.IIsrssu,.


q n Wtf.t.IAMa
sash ard Door bargains
lower Prices Toe NtHduWN
tx4s.l - I've nshss were az nos
stxel-i s-s@rNe lights. usFe 8 d. SOS
y - per wfutinw
Atsove are aaiY sample prizes. have
evsry slhs q stes \ ard can make in
DOORS ARE ri0uEn-
Cfoss panel doors. AL stock stsss up
g aad iaeiudlrg skxs& nov g. =
we're q . per eour
PAINT FEfEEd
l Erird ny own patnt Is mY Own fac
ever heard %. buy Yoar patnt %
white isaa from NE / make 4 ard
have onls enc price
READY MIXED house paint. 81 o PEI gal
10Y rsady nsiAsd floer Paint . p pr
gallon
Ahovs prices arr IN f.Eailnn e4na. los
sr prtets In aGaiieu eats. ard ssiil
lover pFtesa n barrels. ksYkfeus
hard oil VANISH. 3 = psT sslieas
lni4 Western Ave. Seattle. WISH
COMPLETE stock butcher tools good
trade. Eeaa location prize G5fe. The
price holds seed fer this wrsk.
A small bakery outflt. rsn, o -. price
SIS. TaAs beck &c this.
A snap IN two rooualnE houses. ore
Madlaeu st. one i.enpra %
A nickel IN the mint psanu, and pop
corn fuaxter
Cali At ss rhird avsaus.
l. X srFNfM 4 CO.
IS New York. Block "a
Exsu Tor setting pars bioo,isd ptsrk
Miunrraa Hrnwn tsEhorrs. Buff
IsEhorns. q per setting Inquire ~
HiEnprs store Fremont Phone
Queen Anne ieC. J. sksN -
Herring Halt Marvin Safe &C. IN
jackson St Seattle. wash The
genuine Hairs Safe q Loek CO. :
safes and vaults IT
sawmiii. complete with two boilers and
two engines. capacity nQe. only
saWmiil and lunib ar yard in town
about q co. 90 feet timber in good
ingEipz distance. Address =. + care
STAR 80
For aals@shaw cases rcuntsra soda
fountHin and good ell tanks, rs Eua
50 tt
ron SALE Piano. oak. Kohier good
condition. cheap. uwaer leaving Seat
tie 90 Marion street II
FOR SALE Special. office furniture,
sli new. next 20 Alaska building -
Oriental III
For Sale or Exchange.
Have 800 typswriteF. standard make
90 exchange for vacant lot Wfii pay
difference az Enief Block n
BUSINESS Chances.
:. EXTRA ROoMiNg HOUSE.
Al rooms. steam heat. low rent Hplen-
did inrattnu n must b. sold ifums-
diateiy Il IL full Of good people.
PACIFIC INVESTMENT co.
Mine walker Building
WE HAVE Tor sals three hotels in
ueiFhbarinE towns. ranging from y
20 D rooms with rsata uraut and bar
fn connection. two - these are doing
firstselaas business Nith - 20 "a
steady roomera. rent chrap with long
lease. or can buy cua ~ these prop
critics. Come quick and get your
Chcics. Room ~ Caion block.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Curly Shavfngs.

A shaving of wood curls up owing
to contraction on one side and expan-
sion on the other. This expansion is
accelerated by what is known as the
"back IRON or "cap iron" which is used
in most planes.
The object of this 'cap iron" is to
break the shavings into short lengths
and to prevent the cutting iron" from
tearing or splitting the fibers Of the
wood, which lie always more or less
in a slanting direction.
The nearer the edge Of the back
iron" is placed to the edge Of the "cut-
ting iron" the shorter the shavings are
broken off. These are smooth on one
side, and the serrations on the other
correspond with the distance between
the edges Of the two irons.
All wood, too, is formed In circular
rings, such as can be seen in the sec
ton Of any tree trunk. 1t follows,
therefore, that when the rings Of wood
are cut across, as they are to certain
extent in the act Of planning, they are
relieved from tension, and curl up in
the endeavor to expand themselves.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
MEXICAN INDIAN MAIDENs.
They Take the Initiative In Love
Affairs and Do the Counting.

They Take the Initiative In Love
Affairs and Do the Counting.
The custom of Mexico requires the
Indian girl to do all the counting. She
Is Just as bashful as the young swain
whom she wishes to fascinate, but she
has to take the initiative In love at
fairs. The young people meet only at
the feasts, and after she has got mildly
under the influence Of the native beer
that Is literally consumed by all she
tries TO attract his attention by dane
ing before him in clumsy way up and
down on the same spot. But so bashful
is she that she persistently keeps her
back turned toward him. She may
also sit down near him and pull his
blanket and sing to him In a gentle,
low voice a simple love song, such as
beautiful man to be sure" II occa-
sion requires, the parents Of the girl
may say to the parents OF the boy,
"Our daughter wants to marry your
SON." Then they send the girl to the
boys home that the young people may
become acquainted. For two or three
DAYS perhaps they do not speak to each
other but finally she playfully begins
to throw pebbles at him. If he does
not return them she understands that
he does not care for her. II he throws
them back at her she knows that she
has won him. She lets her blanket
drop and runs off into the woods, and
he is not long in following her.-Carl
Iumholtz In Unknown Mexico"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Head Massage Saves Hair.

1.-THE hairbrush is responsible for
much of the badness that we see,"
barber said. at irritates the scalp. 1t
destroys the little, delicate, tender fol-
licles of hair that are trying their best
to get on In the world"
"What would you substitute for tn
hairbrush-the comb" man asked.
by no means. I'd substitute rub
bling with the hands-massage. A lit
tie massage morning and evening, with
a shampoo once a week, would keep the
hair In excellent condition. 1t would
encourage new hair to grow, whereas
the vigorous brushing that is 30 COM
mon scares and kills all the feeble new
hairs as soon as they sprout out. The
brush and comb should only be used
to part and arrange the hair-for about
half minute, that is, daily"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Change of Air.

The quasi miraculous benefits which
are associated with change of air In the
popular belief are in reality derived
when they accrue from change OF en-
vironment, qua change Of habits OF
life. In a great many instances the
measure Of benefit obtainable would be
as effectually secured, and at much
less expense, by mere change OF habits
without the fatigue and Inconvenience
of change Of domicile. The over
wrought city clerk might advantageous
" take to driving a cab, while the
cabman would find 1t relief to dis
charge for time the functions of care
taker of deserted house. Many an
overworked physician would expert
ence a distinct improvement were he
to qualify as chauffeur, with no other
object In view than to cover space, and
there are few domestic servants whose
health would not be sensibly modified
by a brief experience as milkmaid or
cleaner should the season lend itself to
that pursuit. The Literary gent"
whose brain Is sterile Of new ideas,
might recuperate his energies by
usurping the role Of sick man and
remaining In bed for week or two
Medical Review.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
A Snider md a King.

On the ceiling of one Of the rooms IN
Sans Souci, the world renowned palace
Of Frederick the Great in Prussia, Is
the painting Of huge spider with Its
web. The reason for this odd decora-
ton is that one morning just as the
king was about to drink his usual
morning cup of chocolate in this room
he turned aside for something, and
when, a moment later, he took up the
cup he noticed a small spider had
fallen into 1t. Immediately upon CIV
ing an order for fresh cup pistol
report was heard, and It was discov-
cred that the cook had shot himself.
The reason for this, it was later found
out, was that he had poisoned the
chocolate, and of course when fresh
cup was ordered he supposed his
treachery had been discovered. 1t was
in remembrance Of this narrow escape
that Frederick ordered spiders web
to be painted on the ceiling.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
TELLING TREES AGES.
only Accurate Way In Said to Be By
Gfrth Measurement.

only Accurate Way In Said to Be By
Gfrth Measurement.
'The only accurate way to estimate
a trees age Is by the measurement OF
its girth," said a botanist. "The count
ing Of the rings Of oxogenous trees can
only be applied to such as are cut
down In their prime, for these trees,
when they begin to die, cease to add
their yearly rings. Girth measurement
is the only safe guide to the age OF
trees.
"Hence all over the world botanists
have now for some years been meas
uring trees of known and unknown
age, compiling thus a volume OF sta
tistics that will become more and more
valuable as 1t increases in size.
.aThe yew is the longest lived Of
trees. Three feet century, our statis-
tics show, is its normal growth. Ac-
cording to this rule, the Portugal yew
of Scotland, which was fifty-six feet In
girth In 1859, must have lived over
1900 years. The Tisbury yew, in Dor
setshire, is thirty-seven feet in girth
and should be, therefore, 1,2OO years
old.
There is a table Of the age Of oaks
that differs from this. 1t is not a very
satisfactory table, but 1t was compiled
from trees of known age, and there
fore 1t is statistically very valuable.
According to it, a 4O-year-old oak had
a circumference of feet; SO years,
II feet; 100 years, Is feet; 200 years,
20 feet; $50 years, q feet; 300 years,
33 feet."-Philadelph Record.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
A Consoled Widow.

YES said Coyote Jim, I'VE did
make a mistake once, stranger, but we
squared 1t up all right"
"How was thatT asked the tender
foot.
Zone day a Teller come through
town." explained the native. riding
two ways for shutdown, an somebody
yelled he was boss thief. In course
we rounded him up an strung him
afore we found he'd only stole a
clotheshorse from his wife to trade for
ticker. But we held q meetin' right
after, an the wilder got our washin'
fer the next year, 30 she never lost
nothin' by 1t, an she got her clothes
horse back toov-Cincinnat CONNER
cial Tribune.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Sarah,a Gl0YeA.

A family in the south had coal
black cook named Sarah, whose hus-
band was suddenly killed in quarry
accident. For the time being her grief
was allayed by the preparations for an
elaborate funeral, and on the day Of
this event. so dear to negroes who de-
sire to show their Importance, she ap-
peared before her mistress In deepest
black, but on her bands were a pair
Of white gloves, such as soldiers wear
at dress parade and guard mount
"Why, aunty," exclaimed her mis-
tress, what made you get white
gloves?"
Sarah drew herself up Indignantly
and said in the chilliest tones, Don't
you suppose wants dem niggahs to
see dat I'ze got on glovesT-Ljppin-
cOtt'a
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
A Busy Day.

"Ebenezer, DEAR" cried the wife Of
the kindly old capitalist as he slouched
heavily homeward in the dusk, with
his toll worn hands begrimed with gold
dust and his back bowed by heavy and
laborious calculation, hurry now and
water the stock and then come in, dear,
and We'll sit down cozily and cut cou-
pons."
"And glad I will be to rest" sighed
he. eve been shearing lambs all day.
DUN this life! Dodgast 1t anyway! I
got half a notion to sell out and move
away, I'm that tired out"
All, life is hard problem.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Paint and Oil Department.

Raw and Boiled Linseed OH. lls,.
ness Oil, Machine Oh, Black Slun
Turpentine, \. c, and Gas Tar. Gas.
oline, Varnish, Japan Dryer. Kuo,
Killer, White Lead, Red Lead
Spanish Brown, Calciued Plastic,
Portland Cement, Lard Ca. Plss
tering Hair, Coal Oil, Neat Foo,
Oil, Fish OIL, Bath Brick Soap. Sui.
phur, CopperaS, BoraX.
Patent Plastering prepared Tor mmed..
ate use.
International STOCK FOOD and Clea
sons Horse and Cattle Powders.
Frank Miller's HARNESS DRESSING.
Whale Oil Soap.
Black Lambs Foot Harness OF.
THE PERFECTION Blue Flame Wick.
less Oil Stove-safest aud best.
The Four Leaf Glover CREAM SEPA.
RAT0R, where the milk is not
mixed or diluted with water, .cay.
ing itpure and sweet for family use
WALL PAPER furnished on short no.
tice AT reduced prices.
Reduced Prices on Haying Tools aud
Barn Doors, Hangers and Track.
Force Pumps, Deep Well Pumps, Cal.
vanized Bucket Pump and Water
Purifier, | y l. Chain Pumps
A Large Stock of Cooking and Heating
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
His Private loo.

smith-Come and go with me to the
zoo.
Jones-No, thank you. I'll stay at
home. My oldest daughter does the
kangaroo walk, my second daughter
talks like a parrot, my son laughs like
q hyena, my wife watches me like
hawk, my cook is as cross as bear
and my mother-in-law says I'm an old
gorilla. When I go anywhere I want
q change.-Wasp.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Harry to Olive.

Tess-Harry Cooley is engaged to
Olive Soberle. You've heard Of 1t, or
course7
Jess-No! The ideal thought she
was too much wrapped up in her tenn
perance work to bother with mati-
mony.
Tess-It seems not. By the way, her
engagement ring is quite appropriately
inscribed, the very essence Of temper
ance-"H2 O."-Philadelphia Press.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Stimulation without Irritation

In case of stomach and liver trouble
the proper treatment is to stimulate
these organs without irritating them.
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup aids diges-
tion and stimulates the liver and bow
els without irritating these organs like
pills or ordinary cathartics. 1t does
not nauseate or grippe and is mild and
pleasant to take. Remnants Pharma-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Experienced.

what ia the first thing to be done In
case Of freT asked the professor.
'Sue the insurance company"
promptly answered the boy at the foot
Of the class, whose father had been
burned out once or twice and appeared
to have made a good thing Of 1t.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Not Less Devoted.

"You used to sing Every Morn 1
Send You Violets' before we were mar
ried," said Mrs. Brimkin with sigh.
Eyes" answered Mr.. Brimkin, but
my devotion has taken a more prar-
teal form. Every month 1 pay the
meat ill."-Washington Star.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
UaIne Wanfed

Fashionable Patient-This bill is ex-
orbitant.
Doctor-But, my dear sir
Fashionable Patient-Not a word.
sir. Either cut 1t in two or find some
thing else the matter with me.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
Her Ideal.

SlimpursAYou say you are not In
love with any one else, but you are IN
love with an ideal. Perhaps I can In
time approach that ideal.
Miss Beauti (regretfully)-I'm afraid
not. He is character In fairy story.
Everything he touched turned to gold.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
What is a cold in the head Notbios

WHAT Is cold IN the head Nothing
to worry about if you treat it with Ely
Cream Balm as soon as you begin to
sneeze and shuttle. Neglected, the cold
may grow into catarrh, and the air-pas-
sages be so infiamed that you have to
fight for every breath. 1t is true that
Ely's Cream Balm cures catarrh, GER
tainly and promptly. But you know
the old saw about the ounce of proven
tion. Therefore use Cream Balm when
the cold in the head shows itself. All
Soc, or mailed by Ely Bros.
So Warren Street, New York.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-06-07
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles.

Itching, blind, bleeding, protuding
piles. Druggists are authorized to re-
fund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails
to cure in 6 to IA days. SOC.