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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28

Prof. Galvani. the hyDnotist receiv-
ed rough treatment at Button re-
Gently at the hds- Of soane. people
who did not u lerstand his perform
ance.
$500 roR4 "trip to Petoskey, $500
to MackinaNsIa Sept. II. G. R. &
I. 10 day tickets. special train.
d&w If
The Hatch carnivf company secur-
ed by the Druids i n begin advertis-
date.
CIR. & l. 10 da excursion to Cool
Northern Nehigaf Sept. II. $500 TO
Petoskey orXaErse City. $500 for
round trip to Nsckinac Island.
d&w If
Mrs William Longman who has
been i'll for some time has been re
moved to the Reid Memorial Hospit.
al where she VI undergo an opera
ton
Northern Mich gan excursion tick
cts to PetoslNl Traverse City and
Mackinac Islam sold Sept II. $500
and $500 round "Trip, good ten days.
d&w If
The Parish-Alford Fence Company,
which moved to knightstown from
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
Sutton on Duty Again.

Patrolman Charles Sutton was able
to resume his duties yesterday after
being i'll for over a week with an at
tack of appendicitis.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
re o-Hd Bird,

The mound bird. found in Australia
builds the biggest nest in the world
makes mounds sometimes as great a.
100 feet in circumference. in which !
hQElaS its eggs FIVE feet deem
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28

The Egyptian peasants have beer
slaves for ages. They sold themselves
to the king of Egypt in the time o.
Joseph and have never been free since
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28

An order OF pteeeeeienee is the ordel
in which indfefaHals arg entitled to pre-
ceds on follow esse4 ether in state cere
meHtaas or fstS1fsc occasions when pro
cessions Of tsss retaaty are formed,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
Ak. Aii4o~.

rheas4 willow pws in wet places
1t is alats4ratis on9 of the driest O
woods. IL eentain % per cent Of
water. oaS e0ntain = Per cent.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
Tennesseeans Want Bryan.

-4sashYilles Tenn. Aug. PA COM
Endttee composed of United States
Senators Carmack and Frazier, the
entiue Democratic congressional dele
cation from Tennessee. Ex-Governor
Taylor land others, have been appoint
cd to extend an inyitation to w. j.
bryan to make three speeches in this
state during the gubernatorial cam
naien
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28

Tire Palladium will pay 1oc for cop
les Of the Richmond Palladium or the
dates of January LIST and End. 1905.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
~rrsf NSaarten.

The aoses*.sl CT the navy receives 81
annual sssssy Ct $f3@@e. An ordinary
seaman gets SHS anonth.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
so.used Possession Of Son.

Xenia, O., Aug. o7.-The petition of
Edward Conway. q Cincinnati man, to
he given possession of his 3-year-old
son, NOW ar inmate of the Ohio Sol
diers and Sailors Orphans home, has
been refused by the trustees. Con-
cray q week ago tried to take his soE
axsaz by force and shot at employees
of the fnstitution who barred his way.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
G2zaboge.

The yellow sap of 4 tree OF STA.
produces Ganhoge. The natives cate
the sap in c2coanut shells.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
Chew Your Food.

MaS1ieats food thoroughly. A FIRE
luent cause of appendicitis is swallow
Ding half snastieated indigestible food
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28

Ns WIG tesaaie bird ever sings dur
Sns She peess9 81 aaeubation and rarel,
81 Sthef tsrres.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28

Jacob Fender of Iowa viii be
among those attending the Fender
reunion at the Glen Sept. ).
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
Measles.

Measles is a disease imputed largely
to the eating of pork,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
Tss ss-T
4 Education I
/ Up ID Date |
N@J S

WI TITE the opening Of the schools
Ma comes attention once more to
v the subject Of progress III
1netflot.- Of tno c.t.r,cr tho --clluc
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-28
The CITY IN YfEF

Telephone tie RicljE ond ssear
Laundry to get your laundry |.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

An important event of next week In
youthful society circles is the matinee
masquerade to be given by Miss Anna
bel Carney at Steinberg's Saturday to
celebrate her sixteenth birthday.
Games and dancing will be the diver
siOns of the afternoon and the whole
suite Will be employed for the enter
tainment which will be one of the
largest Of the season for young people.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

leave in a fortnight for ST. Petersburg,
Fla. to spend six weeks. During their
go Will be with her sister, Miss Caroline
Roser.
The ladies of the First Baptist
church will have charge of the Moore
company art store for one week, be-
ginning the 10th of December. Pro-
cedes for the church.
Mrs Harry A. Bubb, who is the guest
Of her parents Mr.. and Mrs Bennett
r. Wheeler, will leave in a fortnight Tor
her home in Williamsport. Pa
Mr. and Mrs. A. w. Bronson expect
to leave soon for trip to California.
Miss Marjorie and Miss Jean Rodgers
will go to Ottawa Saturday to spend
two days with Dr. and Mrs. r. s. Black.
You are invited to attend a studio
tea and Xmas sale of water colors and
china, Dec. u, 13 and IA, at Mrs. Elmer
Blooms apartment, Gleed fiat, 422 West
Leave orders for holiday Lyvola ripe
olives now. 81 Kansas avenue
Mrs. Kate Freeman Of San Fran
cisco, who was the guest of her son.
Mr. Frederick Freeman, has gone to
Cherryvale for a visit to Mrs. L. H.
Mr.. r. S. Brigham left for Chicago
today on a business trip.
Mr. and Mrs A W. Lacey left yes
terday for a fortnights stay in San
Antonio. Texas, with Mr. and Mrs w. l.
Allen.
Colonel and Mrs. George W. Veale
and Mr. Ned Osborn have taken the
Lord home. 8z1 Fillmore street, and
except to move next week
Miss Jennie Wilson of Valencia will
be the guest of Mrs. d. L. Lakin a part
of next week.
Mrs. G. c. Bowman will entertain
her 500 club Monday afternoon.
Miss Helen Sharitt Will return to-
morrow from Springfield and Joplin
Mrs. Emmett Taylor and Mr.. George
TAYLOR of Burlingame arrived today tC
The Standard Shorthand school. 63C
/ Kansas avenue, is giving its special
annual Christmas discount.
spend Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Geo
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Sturges have re-
| turned from their wedding trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. T. Kelly went tc
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

today guests of Mrs. Fuicon's mother,
Mrs Annie T. Payne, 522 Topeka
avenue.
terday for st. Louis to spend a few
days.
Mr.. Paul Mulvane is in Kansas City.
Miss Sarah Stevenson of Tecumseh
was the euest of Mrs. D. l.. Lakin this
v eek. She returned home yesterday.
Miss Alice Meade returned yester-
day from Denver where she spent
Thanksgiving.
Mrs. Helena Fay of Brooklyn is ex-
pected next week to visit her niece.
Mrs. A. B. Quinton.
Miss Mabel Cuthbert. who is visiting
! her sister Mrs. A. K. McKittrick in
Denver will spend the winter there.
| of the doll booth at the Grace cathe-
dral Guild bazaar at the National
Monday. She Will be assisted by Mrs.
sJoseph Morgan Miss Helen Quinton.
Mrs. jenkins, 400 Jackson street,
was the hostess of the Social Twelve
club last Thursday afternoon. The
next meeting VII be held Dec. 10th,
with Mrs. c. Crawford. au9 Fairchild
street.
Mrs H. G. Whitcombs mother. of
! 200 Woodlawn avenue, who fell a
month ago and fractured a lower left
rib, is now able to be about.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Ost have moved
from Topeka to Los Angeles.
Lawrence Journal: w. W. Decker
and wife and Lucille will come from
Topeka to spend Sunday with Chas
E. Decker and family
Mrs. J. J. Comet of Baltimore and
Miss Minnie Ellis of Cottonwood Falls
are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. F. w.
Ellis 523 West 10th street
Miss Lola Pankey will leave soon to
make an extended visit with Mrs. w.
S. F'arnsworth in the City of Mexico.
Mrs G. A. Moore and daughter. for
merly of this city, will stop a few days
with Mrs NJ. E. Hopper of 800 Monroe
street. They are enroute to their home
in Los Angeles after an extended trip
through Canada, and the east
Miss Kate Clough went to Holton
today for a short visit with Mrs. Will
lam Raul. Mr.. Ralph Moore will spend
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Raul.
Miss Gertrude Kitchell Will be home
from Madison, Wis. where she is at
tending the State university. for the
holidays.
Mr.. Wallace Thompson of the City of
to his father. DR.. A. H. Thompson.
Mr. and Mrs. Neipert returned to
Kansas City today after a visit to Mrs.
w B. Gibson.
Mrs Jamee, NJ. Lewis of Kinsley
who has been the guest of friends in
IeavenWorth arrived today for a visit
to Mrs Dell Keller.
Mrs. Frank farrell of Holton came
today from Texas where she has been
visiting her sister Mrs. Lyle Dfckey for
a short visit to her parents Mr.. and
Mrs. a. L. Williams.
Mr.. and Mrs. M J. Roser expect to
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

PaoIo yesterday for a visit to their
daughter, Miss Hazel Kelly. who is in
school there.
Mrs Helen Collins is III at stornopt
hospital.
Mrs Jennie Hammond, who has been
visiting in Topeka for the past week,
leaves tonight for Los Anglese.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse L. Fletcher have
moved into their new home at 1011
Topeka avenue.
Mr. and Mrs. Sherman Rains OF
Tribune, Kan. were guests of DR.. A A.
Allivis and family, sol Morris avenue.
Miss Genevieve Moore entertained in
formally at her home, 203T West street,
last evening. Those present were
Misses. Marguerite Scott, Pauline Gold
smith, Messrs. Glen Gaylord, Samuel
Reynolds and Clifford Underwood
The 4Mistletoe club will be entertain
ed by Mrs Ciallatly at h er home at the
corner of Iniana and AFTER avenues,
on Wednesday afternoon, December
u. All members invited to attend.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

telling her-About a Kansas City Girl
With Whom He Had Been In Love
For Years!
A young Topeka chap lis so .pozyl
that he is in danger of being run over
by hearse some day. He is the only
man ever knew" girl said the 9TH
er day. who was one-hundred- and
seventy-five years ole. He would
make George Washington's body ser
want, who dies every year at an ad-
vanced age, look like clipper young
sophomore"
Mr.. and Mrs. Nat Black, whose we'd
ding took place in Boulder. Colorado,
Wednesday. passed through Iopeka
last night on their way to Kansas City
ana Chicago. They were very foxy
and discreet and nobody on the train
discovered that they were B. and G.
until they reached Topeka But Bill
Curtis got on at Newton and rode in
with them and they all had dinner to-
gether in Topeka. When 1ir. and Mrs.
Black went back to their Pullman Mr.
Curtis accompanied them to say good
bye and just before he left the train,
when the car had filed with the pas
sengers, said with his justly celebrated
'barker's" voice and manner: Ladies
and Gentlemen: 1 have the honor OF
introducing to you a bride and groom
married Wednesday and on their we'd
ding journey. I trust you will do all
you can to make their trip enjoyable.
Thanking you for your kind attention,
etc ETC. l now leave them to your
care" To make uD for this dirty
trick. however he presented them
with a big box of long-stemmed Amer
lean Beauties
MI and Mrs. Black will visit in
Kansas City. st. Louis and Chicago
and return to Topeka about the TWEEN
tieth.
Miss Viva Brown will sing Gounod's
A 10 ia IF
celebration of high mass at the
Church of the Assumption tomorrow
morning Prof. Petrovitch Kissing will
play the violin obli~ato. Miss Brown
is a promising young soprano and
pupil of Mrs p. II. Adams.
Mrs. F. M. Drake was hostess Of the
Golden Rule club yesterday Mrs. J.
w. Going was the guest of honor and
gave a travel talk on Egypt and Italy.
Other visitors were Mrs. DeArmond,
Mrs. Barrie, Mrs. Kendall. Mrs. Cor
don King. Mrs II. NJ. White, Mrs p
Bowen. Mrs. J. z. Watts, Mrs. Mckee
and Mrs. IIirons Of Green Mountain
Falls.
The Central Park Cbautauqua will
meet Tuesday evening with Mrs. Mar
tindale, 1882 Polk street.
Il
The Portia club will meet nexr
Thursday with Mrs. A. Fredenhagen
instead of Mrs. B. H. Pugh.
The executive board OF the Seventh
District Federation of Women's clubs
met in Hutchinson Friday, Novem Der
80, at the home of Mrs. Marshall, the
recording secretary. The following
members were present. Mrs. Matte
Britt Hale of La Crosse, president;
Mrs. Elizabeth Orem Cheney of La
Crosse. corresponding secretary; Mrs
Mary L. Haskins of bingham, first
vice president; Mrs. Susanna Miller
Peck Of Sterling, second vice presi-
dent; Mrs Mary B. Marshall of
Hutchinson. recording secretary; Mrs.
AL G. Wright OF Anthony, the treasur-
er was the only absent member. Mrs
Cora G. Lewis met with the board as
an invited guest. Many valuable sug-
gestions as to club work were given by
Mrs. Lewis, whose presence added
greatly to the pleasure as we'll as to
the profit of the meeting. The ladies
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

Through Standard Pullman sleeping
car operated on Wabash train No. 4.
leaving Union station, Kansas City.
every night at 800 O'Clock arriving
Des Moines next morning at a. m.
Secure your tickets and sleeping car
berths at Union Station or 903 Main
street.
H. c. SHIELDS, T. P. A
]. J. SHINE. ". p. A. Kansas City.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

Mrs. D. L. Lakin and Miss Alice
luncheon today for Mrs. Albert W.
Knowles, Mrs B. F. Akers, Mrs. Will
lam Hale Eastman and Mrs. Willard
n. Hall
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

Prof. w. K. Prentice of Princeton
university, who Will deliver a lecture
at the high school auditorium Monday
evening under the auspices of the Arch
geological society, viii be the guest Of
Prof. and Mrs. F. L. Clark OF Wash
burn college While in town.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

Miss Hazel Kaiser will give small
dinner party tonight for Miss Anna
Marie Nellis, Mr.. Frank c. Lewis and
Mr.. Robert Fullerton.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-12-08

They say the reason why a popular
young bachelor who intended leaving
Tor the east today has postponed his
departure until next week is an at
1racrlNa lol.nez Lcidn1.-
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
Swift Electric Messages.

A traveller sent out from the Austria
liam government to see which country
had the best telegraph service begs
leave to report that England has the
world skinned both ways from the
ticker.
We will never kick on that. While
we love to sit where the echo is per-
feet and hear ourselves brag on all
things American, yet we feel like hum
bling ourselves or throwing things at
the relatives of the stockholders when
we recall some of the deliberate and
painful details of our telegraph service.
Even in so eXasperating thing as
this it is well to speak only the truth,
30 the story that man can start out
on foot and beat the ordinary telegram
to its destination is an exaggeration,
but the prudent man does sit down and
write letter after he has sent u mes
sage warning the folks that it is COM
ing.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
Auctioneer Troubles.

R. S. Higgins, an .auctioneer
well known here, opened a store
for the sale of goods in Logan,
and was brought up under an or
dinance, prohibiting trancient sell
ling of goods, or opening store
for the temporary sale of merchan-
disc. Mr.. Higgins holds a SOL
dier's state license, but the mayor
held that such license did not ap-
ply to the way in which he was
conducting his business mas
much as he was selling by public
outcry, and not peddling as his
license prescribes. Therefore the
ordinance was enforced, by or
der of the council, and under the
oath of the mayor. Mr.. Higgins
was arrested and tried and fined
$500 and the costs.
Refusing to pay, he was deliver
ed to the custody of the Marshal.
Mr.. Higgins then brought habeas
corpus pi oceedings in the Probate
Court which were heard today.
The court decided that Mr.. Hig-
gins could not sell as he is selling
if temporarily, under his soldier
license, but that the ordinance
and proceedings under the ordi-
nance, were illegal as conforms
with the state laws, and the pri s
oner was released.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
Bloomingville.

Has spring come again? The
sun shines bright and the song of
the blue bird is heard in our land.
Miss Lucy Nattox, who has
been working in Lancaster, has
returned home.
Mr.. James Henderson spent
Sunday in Logan with his family.
There will be ball at Hender-
sons new hall next Thursday
night and nice time is anticipat-
ed.
Mr.. Andy Woodgeard is visiting
his daughters, who live south of
Logan.
The wife of John Oldfield, who
has been very sick, is much better
at this writing.
The So. Bloomingville and Hue
Telephone Company held their
regular quarterly meeting last
Saturday.
We now have four telephone
lines in our CITY, and two more
under construction. Can you beat
this, for the size of the town IN
the county?
Mr.. Milliard Partee of Adelpbi,
was in our village the first of last
week, sacking and shipping wool,
which he had stored in the large
barn owned by the C. S r. r. Co.
Miss Clara Defenbaugh is teach
ing a successful term of school at
District No. 4.
Mrs. John lies made business
trip to Laurelville last Saturday.
Miss Blanche Cooper is visiting
relatives in Logan at present.
We notice in the Journal.Ga
zett the obituary of Logan Wolfe,
who died at Haydenville. He was
well known here, having lived
here a short time ago. He had
many friends here, WI o will be
sorry to learn of his sudden death.
Mr.. Andrew Woodgeard receiv-
ed a shipment of mail boxes, last
week, for the patrons of Route
No. 1.
"~'-. Crc.p
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
Couldn't Smell Anything Wrong.

James Whitcomb Riley, in COM
pany with the gentleman who used
to manage his lecture tours, was
once examining a hall in town in
Ohio where it was proposed Mr.,
Riley should give reading. The
two men had as their guide colored
janitor who was quite talkative. Mr.,
Riley observed that the janitor made
use Of long words of whose meaning
he was Ignorant. So the poet de-
termined to have little fun with
him. All at once Mr.. Riley began
to sniff the atmosphere critically.
ut seems to me, JIM" he said
sternly, ''that the acoustics in this
place are pretty bad"
'Why, boss" said the janitor re-
proachfully, 'yo' shore must be
mistaken. | don't smell anything"
Success Magazine.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25

What You Must and Must MOI Do
When This Happens.

N'bNN t''e s'"FFN's@s
BY cinder we mean any minute
particle of whatever nature which
lodges in the eye, where it causes
much pain and distress.
In most cases when foreign
body gets into the eye it creates a
little discomfort for a time, but is
soon washed away by the tears with
out doing any harm. Sometimes,
especially when the particle has
sharp corners to it, as is often the
case with the fine cinders from 4
locomotive which burns soft coal,
the conjunctiva is cut and the body
becomes firmly lodged in it, and all
natures simple efforts to remove it
are Intellectual. Man then tries to
come TO natures assistance and
often makes bad very much worse.
The sufferer winks the eye, rubs
it with his finger, perhaps inserts
an eyestone and does whatever else
he can think of to drive the particle
deeper into the conjunctiva and ex-
cite Inflammation. This infamma-
ton causes swelling Of the conjunc-
tiva Immediately surrounding the
offending particle, with the result
that the foreign body becomes firm
ly imbedded and can be removed
only by the little needle or knife Of
the oculist, or else it loosens itself
by exciting an liberation of the
cornea, and this liberation, when
healed, leaves behind it a minute
white scar. Lucky is the man if
this scar is at one side and not di-
rectly in front Of the pupil.
One who gets a cinder in the eye
must first of all exercise self con-
troll. He must not rub the eye. He
may take glass of clean water,
throw in a pinch of salt, then put
the head down so that the eye is in
the water and wink several times
rapidly. If this does no good the
particle can sometimes be dislodged
by taking hold of the lashes and
drawing the upper lid down over
the lower and letting it slide back
into place.
If the speck can be seen on look
ing into the mirror it may often be
removed by the tip of cone made
by folding the handkerchief several
times. Sometimes a friend can see
the speck by looking into the eye
with magnifying glass and can re-
move it by gently touching it with
the handkerchief cone.
This is all any one should at
tempt, and if these gentle efforts
fail to dislodge the cinder no time
should be lost in seeking the help Of
physician, who may take it away
before inflammation or liberation
comes to complicate the accident
Youths Companion.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
Original Alarm Clocks.

Mr.. Rockhill in his 'Diary of a
Journey Through Mongolia and
Tibet" mentions a curiously ingen-
ious device employed by Mongolian
letter carriers.
These carriers make very long
journeys on foot and within time
which allows them only the briefest
intervals for an occasional nap. To
insure themselves against oversleep-
ing, Therefore, they tie a piece Of
joss stick to one of their thumbs,
light it and lie down to rest. When
the stick burns down to the flesh
the pain awakens them, and they
resume their journey.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
"susar. In Parliament.

The Encyclopedias Britannica is
authority for the following account
OF the speeches delivered in the
house of commons by the elder Pitt,
afterward earl of Chatham:
1t is related of him that once in
the house of commons he began a
speech with the words, "Sugar, Mr..
Speaker" and then, observing a
smile to prevail in the audience, he
paused, looked fiercely around and
with loud voice, rising in its notes
and swelling into vehement anger,
he is said TO have pronounced again
the word sugar" three times and,
having thus quelled the house and
extinguished every appearance of
leyity or laughter, turned round and
disdainfully asked, "Who will laugh
at sugar now?"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
Humor aue Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.


Insect powder may be useful In its
way, but it Is face powder that catches
the insect man.
Naturally, the people who put sn airs
are breezy sort.
The man who owns his hold In busi-
ness usually holds his own.
When suffering man is trying to
make love there is usually the consola
tion that he has n patient audience.
Most of US are in receptive mood
as far as good fortune In concerned.
A person who is lost in brown
study often turns up in fit Of the
blues.
The things that we are going to do
never increase our bank account.
When q girl finds a good thing she
does not take the trouble to push it
along. Not while its money lasts.
Ten nights In bar room is usually
followed by that beautiful companion
piece, thirty days in the county jail.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1906-01-25
IIIu,tratina a Phraaa.

Wife-What is meant, John, by
the phrase carrying Goals to New
castle?"
Husband-It is a metaphor, my
dear, showing the doing of some
thing that ID unnecessary.
Wife-I don't exactly understand.
Give me an illustration-a familiar
one.
Husband-WelL if | were to bring
you home a book entitled ''How to
Talk" that would be carrying Goals
to Newcastle!