The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-03
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"Hys nstnrs's walks shoe folly II hss.'
The Beautiful and Popular Actress Miss Louie Ducey Sits
Accidentally on Stage Manager Wliamsons Gross
Dog and the Fdious Animal Sinks His Dentistry Into
Her shapely Limb-Horrors.
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A T A REHEARSAL of Ills Majesty at the Majestic
"A heater New York, James Williamson, assistant stage
manager took little dog the stage At the railroad
wreck scene there loud screaming Miss Louie Ducey
not being wanted in the scene herself in
of the stage old wooden box under which Williamson
dog had settled himself The gave and the girl sat
down squarey the pup The dog laid the catastrophe
to the lady and seized her by the limb with his face notce
the elegance of anguage and sank in his dentistry
Williamson pried the dog loose from his shapely hold
and hurried call for help sent in Miss Duce when
she saw the DOCTOR refused to be treated by young
physician saying she would rather bear the pain DR. Young
calm elderly specimen, next appeared and Miss Ducey
support be eauterized by this venerable
titioner.
We would like feel that Miss Duceys choice of
practitioner adj If it was, it shrewd one
for all the reporters great and the papers had
pictures pup the actress the doctor and the bite
Others had pictures Of the hose and the dogs collar
The Irrigon ore) Irrigaor has this advertisement:
For nice mint julep Tom Collins or hghball, or
nic clean shave anything IN the grocery
hardware dry goods millinery line, call at the City Drug
Store. Also drugs for SALE RAJ.
The grand jury ought to get after this store under the
anti-monopoly laws. . t~:s2s Az%$ E@ s1.zs
Girls of the Taylors Falls public schools have secret
society called he Unique Ssterhood of the Antquated
superannuated Methuselated spinsters Our purpose,
reads their constitution and bylaws, the cultivation OF
society suppression of slang and of all mascunity 1t is
hoped that they do not the latter by sitting
on them.
Cleveland family named Wargo gave its baby patent
medicine soothing and the child fatally soothed
An ANALYSIS of medicine'' showed OPIUM How many
babies have soohed death by will be known
but e chemist who made the analysis says that he knows
of four five babies killed by it last summer 1t
be more annoying but much safer to let baby holler
Besides he may need the exercise *4 *'I~T-*
An early settler tells Will Chamberlain Of the Vermion
Republican an incident Of sodhouse times when three
four the boys slept shakedown the floor rather
short of quilts wintry nights Curled up to keep
Portable possible when weary of lying the word
"fop, and like many pancakes they all went over to-
gether quick before the cold could get at them.
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An acrimonious contest being waged between the Sport
Ing Page the Society Departments of the paper to
whether golf is 'tport may think the
settlement Of the dispute Of little consequences but there
you are mistaken for the department. that loses the decision
will to handle" golf, and that not only work
but ennui.
Starr avenue in Toledo had an exciting, movable com
bned fire and horse the other day. Joseph Beloz drove
Of horses into town hitched to load Of hay
Three boys fire to the hay and turned in fire
alarm: Beloz looked his shoulder and two fire
engines bearing him. He remarked ''They can t
beat my nags, bgosh and whipping up, he started his
team the He had gone several blocks before the
heat attracted his attention He had supposed that the
yes of by meant cheer him and
keep him posted the progress he making The
finally stopped and the fire extngushed after destroying
the hay. ..' -
search then begun for the three boys, and they
resting under charge of arson and ought to get
few decades at hard labor; y. "A. j. R.