Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-08-04

" NS"A oooh'- dIiddCipHtd hSCoTu.
Il sec that trials by phone have been
pronounced Illegal" clad of it. I've
Seen severely tried by mlne."-Phila-
lelphia Ledger.
say, doesn't our Congressman do
I'uythins but draw his salaryY "Oh.
res "Whatg" He spends it
'leyeland Leader
The Man tin street carr Take my
seat. madam. The Woman-Thank
fou but ! also get out ut the next cor.
ler-~-Chicago Daily News.
Nell really believe she married him
'or bis money Belle-Wen, eliminate
MS money, and what else would there
}e OF him. Philadelphia Record.
Grace hear that Charlie and Helen
nave made UP their quarrel. Gussle--
only temporarily They are going to
! )e married soon.-Chicago Daily News.
Maud-Mr Wappington asked me for
/ hree dances last night. May-Yes, he
old me thai he felt it his duty to make
| sacrifice OF some kind.-Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
First Politicians Wlfe-My husband
! gives me every cent he earns. Second
! eoltciaus Wife-Is that all? Why.
Iny husband gives me every cent lie
yets.--Judge.
The Lender--All right, I'll lend you
| s., but don't forget that you owe 1t 10
lie. The Borrower-My dear fellow,
shall never forget 1t MS long a. live
brooklyn Life
The Wife-He told NE that If mar
led him my every wish would be- graf
fled The Mother-Wel. Is It not 50?
The Wiit-No, | wish l hadn't married
I1lm.- Cleveland Leader
"rhe vote that esteem" said the
statesman, us the vote that is not
bought Yes" answered senator Scr
ghum; Won can figure that rs clear
prott.--Washlngton Star.
First Tramp Says in this ere paper
is 'ow some of them milliunaires works
eight and ten hours a day, Bill The
philosopher All, it's n ard world for
some poor blokes Punch,
"Rlmer takes himself very seriously,
DOESN'T hep Yes, indeed Most Of
ais poetry Is pathetic, isn't tn" That's
what he calls it. but the editors say It's
>itiful. Philadelphia Press.
He introduced the bill in the legls-
lature, you know" ''rhe bill What
oinT why, the bin. Before his time
the grafters we're mostly reckless fell
ows and used checks. Puck.
THAT man is so honest he wouldn't
steal a pin" said the admiring friend.
Il never thought much of the pin test"
answered Miss Cayenne. TRY him with
an umbrella. Washington Star
The Friend -ThcreH he something in
the case for you | suppose1 The Law
fer-ThIs isn't exactly professional, but
I'm free 70 observe that therc1l be moth
ing In it for anybody else.-Ileveland
| Plain Dealer
Are you ready TO live on my in
.omeg he asked, softly. She looked
up into his fact trustingly Certainly,
learest,' She answered., "if-if--' III
whatT IF You can get another one
for yourseIf."-Judge.
Cant | sell you a painless corn
cure, madam said the peddIer, mo.
| you cau't," snapped the woman Of the
house 81 have no painless eorn@'
Then the door was shut with sudden
Islam.-Chicago Tribune.
what Is your opinion on this ques-
uonf" asked the friend. Let US I'M
derstand each other rejolned Senator
Sorghum; do you want my opinion
or DO you want to knois how | am go
ling to voteT-Washngton Star.
.ri. 0c, my bow enld old SIR.
Ic,odlav "Tm surprised that YOU
should tease that cat Ia that way
! WAY asked The bad boy pauslhg I'D
IFS uhumau work, "do yer know any
better wayT- philadelphia Press
/ A.. kJ4I,IrDr,- husband IS lust