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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
A Card.

We, the undersigned, do hereby
agree to refund the money on So
cent bottle of Greene's Warranted
Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your
cough or cold. We also guarantee
a ascent bottle to prove satisfactory
or money refunded. c. r. Taggart.
Great Britain's First TramWay.
The first tramway in Great Britain
'c.1 IF Rirkenhead in 1860.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
Something to Be Glad For.

A popular comedian of heroic stat
ure, one VINO has contributed much to
the amusement of New York, has a
wife who at one time was of doll-like
proportions. OF late the lady has in
creased so much in weight that she
has left the stage to her more slend-
er sisters in the business, though she
still bankers after the atmosphere of
the footlights. Many an evening finds
her in the comedians dressing room,
and not infrequently she is given to
fault finding over some fancied short
coming Of her spouse
On a recent evening she ensconced
herself in her husbands dressing
room while he was on the stage.
When he put in an appearance she
made known her cause of grievance
in no measured terms. The CONVEX.
sation proved of interest to the occu.
pants Of adjoining rooms. In answer
to some accusation, he answered:
We'll, what of It? What were you
when l married your
Every ear was alert for what was
to follow.
We'll, what was l when you mar.
ried me?" screamed the lady.
"Only ninety pounds and look at
you now" and his big laugh filled he
place.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
The Conductor.

I had been suffering with severe
cold for several days, and was so
hoarse l could not speak above a
whisper. Nov. 10th l met one of DR..
Warmers agents on my train, and
he handed me a bottle of the White
Wine of Tar Syrup, and one hour
after | had taken the first dose my
hoarseness commenced leaving me.
In twenty-four hours my voice was
quite natural and my cold was
cured. 1t is the best remedy ever
saw. Respectfully, Conductor War
rem, Chicago & Northwestern R'y.
Sold at c. R. Taggart's drug store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
A Modern Miracle.

Truly miraculous seemed the re-
covery of Mrs. Mollie Holt of this
place." writes J. o. r. Hooper, of
Woodford, Tenn, "she was so
wasted by coughing up pus from
her lungs. Doctors declared her
end so near that her family had
watched by her bedside forty-eight
hours, when, at my urgent request
DR.. Kings New Discovery was
given her, with the astonishing re-
suit that Improvement began and
continued until she finally complet-
ely recovered, and is healthy wom-
an to-day" Guaranteed cure for
coughs and colds. SOC and $1.00 at
R. S. Freeman & Sons, Druggists.
Trial bottle free.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
One of the Worlds Greatest
Remedies.

S. P. Mason, Markle, Ind, writes,
81 have been in the drug trade 20
years and have handled your White
Wine of Tar fifteen years. | have
never sold a remedy that equals it.
| bought a bill of this medicine Is
years ago from your agent. The
first bottle I put out was for asthma
in the case Of Jas. Ledbetter of this
town. The doctor said he could not
live. One bottle of Warmers White
Wine of Tar cured him and he is
still living. think that the world
should know more of this wonder
full remedy" For sale by c. R. Tag
CART, druggist.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
May Live 100 Years.

The chances for living full cent
ury are excellent in the case of Mrs,
Jennie Duncan of Haynesville, Me-,
now seventy years old. She writes,
Electric Bitters has cured me OF
chronic dyspepsia of 20 years stand.
ing and made me feel as we'll and
strong as young girl" Electric
Bitters cure stomach and liver dis
eases, blood disorders, general de-
bility and bodily weakness. Sold
on a guarantee at R. S. Freeman &
Sons drug store. Price only SOC.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
WAS OLD JOKE ON THE COAST.
Nothing New About Boiling Spring
in the Ocean.

Nothing New About Boiling Spring
in the Ocean.
There's wonderful hot spring that
bubbles up in the ocean a mile off
Catalina island" remarked Percival
S. Burkhardt Poughkeepsie bank.
er, as he leaned over the counter at
the st. Francis, "A boiling hot spring
right out in the ocean seems almost
Incredible, and I wouldn't have be-
lieved it if | hadn't seen it with my
eyes and dipped my fingers into the
almost scalding water. l was out
trolling for yellowtail one day in a
gasoline launch, when the boatman
told me about the wonderful spring.
We were not very far from it, so we
cruised around and found it, and as
we passed over it he dipped a bucket
OF water out of the ocean that was
scalding hot. 1t was one of the most
wonderful experiences of the many
have had in California, and I wouldn't
have missed it for a great DEAL"
Yes, / had that game played on
me once" remarked Chief Clerk Nc
Dermott, rather carelessly.
Il don't understand you," declared
the Poughkeepsie banker.
"You were out in gasoline
launch"
Exactly"
"And the boatman held the bucket
over the stem of the boat for several
minutes while getting his bearings
from the landmarks on shore before
dipping up the hot water?"
Eyes, think he did,"
I thought so. The hot water came
from the exhaust pipe of the gas en-
CINE"
well, I'll be jiggered! "-San Fran
cisco Chronicle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
New Ideas on Odd Fellows,

Among lot of applicants for nat.
uralization who appeared before Judge
Chamberlain in the superior court at
Nashua, Mass, while ago was a
good-looking son of Nova Scotia. He
had been in this country ten or fifteen
years, and appeared to be an unusual.
ly good subject for naturalization un.
til the judge inquired if he belonged
to any anarchistic or nihilistic orders.
Eyes, your honor" was the aston
fishing reply.
What are they?" asked the Judge.
"The Odd Fellers."
He got his papers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
Not His Wife.

BILE memorial to a bishop, which show
ed him sinking into the arms of an
allegorical figure intended to repre-
sent the Angel of Death. The old
lady surveyed the monument criti-
cally. and then remarked that it was
g. good likeness of the bishop. But"
che added, sit amt bit like his wife.
l knew her well, and she wore spec
tacle and side curls London Tit.
Bits.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
THOUGHTFUL pupil,

While in the full bloom of health
the past summer, a school teacher on
her vacation one day received letter
from a pupil, which communication
she said brought her abruptly face to
face with the recollection of the frail-
ty of life. Dear Miss B." the
admiring small boy wrote, please
send me your picture. / should like
to have one in case you die"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
Bitten by STAGE Fever.

David Belasco received some years
ago the following letter: "Veneered
Wishing to go on the stage,
would like to join your forces. Have
been bricklayer for five years, but,
having failed in this branch, have de-
cided to take UP acting, the same be-
ing easier work. l am not young,
but foot in my stocking feet. Have
studied elocution and am fond of late
hours"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
Motor Sickness.

AS there is sea-sickness and train
sickness, so is there, undoubtedly, mo-
tor-sickness, says the Motorist and
Traveller. Peop.e new to motoring
suffer considerably during a run in a
fast car over Indifferent roads The
trouble is due to nothing more than
the shaking of the stomach.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18
Consumption Cure Warmers White
Wine of Tar Syrup,

the best cough remedy on earth,
cures cold in one day if taken in
time Is and so cents. For sale at
Taggart's drug store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-01-18

are just the ticket this time of the
year. If you want to tickle your
husbands or guests palate, just
set before them
ONE OF OUR PRIME ROASTS.
You'll captivate them completely.
Everybody likes our roasts. Why?
That's easy. It's because they're
always perfect, like roasts should
be. We make no mistakes in meats
and our customers make no mis-
takes buying of us.
MODEL MEAT MARKET
VINCENT FAT, PROPRIETOR.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03

Velours finding good support. As good as 6 to and even money could be had on Sir Huon at the opening, but he was speedily backed to to and re- mained at that figure. The Ellison en- try carried a world of money at odds ranging from to to 2 to 1. Debar was quoted at to 1, Hyperion Il, 10 to 1 and Velours 30 to 1.
 The field was sent away immediate ly to a fair start with James Reddick in the lead, but that animal drew back behind Lady Navarro, who was ranged alongside Sir Huon. Passing the grand stand, Hyperion II, was out in front and going as though he had seen a ghost Sir Huon was slipping along easily two and a half lengths behind the leader with Lady Navarro and James Reddtck hanging on his Hanks. These posi- tions were maintained until over half a mile of the journey had been accom- plished. Hyperion trotting at a rate calculated to stand an ordinary field of horses on their heads.
 After going this far Hyperion seem ed to tire for an instant and dropped back on even terms with Sir Huon. He came again, however. and led to the half mile pole. Between the half mile pole and the head of the stretch Sir Huon half a length in front was suc- cessively challenged by Lady Navarro and James Reddick but the favorite beautifully trotted serenetY along in his chosen position and they could not pass him. Strengthening for the run home. Reddick popped his nose up alongside
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03

for a second and then made place for Lady Navarro
 At the same instant Trox1er opened the throttle on the favorite and moved white star red face bobbing at his flank. The favorite continued to draw slowly away and with the Ellison entry clamortng at his heels, passed under the and apparently holding something Tn reserve Reddlek was two lengths be- hind his stable mate. Lady Navarro ran game true race and if she did not show quite her usual burst of finish ing speed it was due to Hyperion's s early pacemaking.
 The latter animal with better judg- ed ride would probably have given the two leaders considerable trouble. The derby had guaranteed vale of $5.0OO to the winner
 Three favorites. a second choice and an outsider won. Summary:
 First race. Inaugural dash. five and nne-hah one furlongs-Robin, Hood. IT (NlcoD, to 1, won; Vonvolo. 105 9s (Koerner) 10 to 1. third. Time 1:OS l5. Funiculaire. Henry Watterson, Chief Hays, Meadow Breeze. Croix dor ran.
 Second race. 2-year-old fillies. four furlongs-Wingting f15 (NieoD, 2 to l. won; Lillie Turner. 115 CD. Austin), S to | second kady AIia Arian: JOS ges S0ree R R. Loaisianne, oS sH nj s La Veita, 'S ouInteii%. ]
 Third race. selling, six furlongs- Husted. 100 tSheridan). to l. won: 1. second: Rraden, 10s CD. Austin). { to 1. third. Time 1:16 Free Booter. Inquisitive Girl. Tinker. Gambrinus. Lady Avis Mir Mintboy, Daring Mary Eie-
 Fourth race. the Kentucky derby. value $6.000 mile and quarter-Sir Huon. IF (Troxlerl. to 5, won; Lady ond; James. Reddick. 1i7 (Dominick). 9 to 5, third. Time 2:OS 3-5, Velours, Hyperion and Debar ran.
 Fifth race, 2-year- old colts. four fur, longs-Zal. 110 CD. Austin), to s, won: Warner Griswold. 102 (TroxIer), 3 to 1. second; Boser Rian, 113 (NicoD. $ to l. third. Time :49 2-5. Webber, Ex- Pect, to See; Black W,xa E1amN, Tnulon. Sir
 Sixth race. selling. one mile-Bellin" dian. 116 (OreRar), l6 t~ 5. won: Cham blee. 10s (Troxlerl. 8 to 1. second; Care- less, 107 (D. Austin). 5 to 1, third. Time 1:43. Baggerly, Elliott. Lieutenant Rice, Little James, Gambler. Foreigner ran.
 Entries.
 First race, four furlons, selling Alonza, 92; J. D. Dunn, Jack Lee, Water Ben, Tom Morgan. Early Spring, 95; Spion, Homeless. 97; Advise, 100; Mc- Intyre, Young Stevens. 103; Karolyi, 104; Brytania, King Leopold, l06i
 Second race. six furlongs. selling Skyward. 91; Telepathy, Prince Glenn 94; Zack Rose. Dr. McCluer 96; Colonial Lady, 97; Loupy, Gold Proof. Jimmy Maher, 9s; Lizzie Mclean, 100; Mac cumber, 102; Carew. The Minks, Inter- light, 105: Hadur. Adesso. 10S.
 Third race. four furlongs-Money Maker. Victoria B.. Martha ", Edith M, Marmarean, Electorine, My Bessie, Bu- ren Arnold. Zulu, Antola, Tirene, Fritzi Terri, Spider Web. Marion H., Smatr, Alanie, 110.
 Fourth race. seven furIongs, handi- cap-Coruscate, Ohiyesa, 95; Fortunate, 102; Kercheval, 107.
 Fifth race, steepleehase short course -Rejectable. Signal Light, 127; Dis poli, Little Wally. 13S: Judge Nolan, f40 Subador, 147; Chanlay, 14S; Class Leader, 107.
 Sixth race. mile and sixteenth: Happy Jack, 99, Foxhunting, Inflammable, 161;
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03
MARION'S GREAT RECORD;
 BEATS TULANE EASILY
Game Great Fielding Contest But Marion Boys 0uh Lousanians The M M L Aggregation Has Played B. Won
 T, and Lost 2 Average .846.

Marion. May 2--tspeciai.>--In the finest and fastest exhibition of base
 ball ever witnessed at Marion, the Marion Military Institute cadets again defeated Tulane University by the score of 6 to ?, thus winning two out Of three from the university boys from New Orleans. The cadets completely outplayed the visitors In every feature of the game. They hit Ivens, Tulanes star twirler, in the spectacular man ner which won from Albama Polytech- mic Institute, while the fielding or the cadets was gilt edged. Captain Pope played a brilliant game at second. while Hall and Word made several star running catches in left and right field Frieser pitched wondsrIul game holding the heavy hitting Tulane pat ters at his mercy. Hanna caught him In professional style; Young at third accepted several hard chances without an error. Peebles at first played an errorless game Freiser's hitting was a feature of the game. For the visl- tors Menefee at third carried 9tL the honsrs with Riess nt short both cut down many hard infield drives Ihat promised hits. Menefee knocked T three baeger and a two bagger ano Weiss made one hit. This was as much as the visitors could 90. Tn tne wav of hitting the ball. Fortunatey for the visitors. the two ciean nlts came in the ninth inning. A scratch
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03
ONROE STREETERS DIDN'T SHOW UP;
 IT WAS CHISHOLM'S DAY OF VICTORY

donroe Street was absent last
 Int.
 Monroe Street has been painfully
 .sent for several weeks.
 Every afternoon at 6 o'clock. when ! wheels of The Advertiser city rooms Iuld begin to grind busily, a stream
 small boys with beaming faces and lrcing voices wound invade the sS-nc- n. In the loudest tones at their com Ind they would demand the sporting tor. The sporting editor had retired k and key, byt on the heads of the py readers and reporters the young
 minick Mullaney's of Monroe Street Iuld pour out their story of v1c-
 we beat Chisholm this afternoon; le score was 47 to 23. pitched sase put in the paper" one youthful btthewson would plead Tom Hall a home run and the umpire was rot- h." added a coming Ike Durrett as
 glowered at the reporter. There was nothing doing with re, frts of State officers with the CapitoI an. The court reporter could not eide the difference between a demur3, E and a plea of guilty. The political an could distinguish no difference be- geen Conner and Cunningham and the lice reporter would forget the name
 the chief of police, until the desire
 the embroyo Rube Waddeils to haSe hs cir names in the paper could De atified.
 But last night things were changed: small boys wearing Monroe street
 their shirt fronts appeared fin the Ice. But in their stead came crowd
 willie Keelers from Chisholm. "We beat Monroe Street. yelled one lease put it in the paper" And now I can explain the absence
 Monroe Street" said the police re- 'rter as h estroked his dome or the ought.
 Tn quick sentences. the Chisholm rep told how the curves of olliday and Fuller no longer puzzled
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03

them: how the home runs of MarshaiI al. and Hall were unavailing but how tnelr own great Battle had puzzled the Gardner had batting average of 999. and a three bagger" added one play
 "A ha" muttered the police report CT T have a clue A ringer has been How does Dewitt Ford 5,,I PiIay, yy,;21 Sp chis- slyiy. "He lives at Chisholm"
 No he don't" a moustached man laughed, .'or else he has as. run fnaa aWny Stsiy every week up on Capitol hill he added Ford. foreman. of The Advertiser print You say he hit home run and three
 sYas sir" was the astonished re-
 You fellows better print that story" said the proud father And the story
 There was joy in Chisholm last night, mates of the victory of his club. Young Chisholm reviewed the plays of the day. There were glad hearts in the suburb around Athletic Park
 But on Monroe Street soft music, please professor and remember the lines made immortal by DeWolff Hop per:
 Q somewhere in this favored land The sun is shining bright.
 Q somewhere bands are playing. And somewhere hearts are light"
 Then for the name of Mudville sub stituted Monroe and for great Casey some diminutive chap with soulful ambition to welt the pellet; and not until then will you know why nine small boys are bending silently over their school books and have forgotten the way to The Adver- tiser office.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03

hit was made in the second inning. which with an error. gave the visitors their run in this inning: .,.4
 This victory gives the series Wln Tulane University to the Marion ca dets, having won the first game 10 2. and today's game to g. The stu- dents of the institute and the people of Marion are wild with enthusiasm over the magnificent series of victories which the cadets have brought nome; They began by winning two out oI three from the Meridian professionais and followed up these two remaIkaple victories by winning two from Soutn- ern University, three straights rom Owcnton College; defeating the Auburn college boys handily to in the oniy game played; whitewashing the Union Springs Invincibles and closing tno season by winning the series from tne strong team Of Tulane University.
 The score of todays game: Tulane 010 900 00o--t Marion. 230 OO1 Oo'--s 6 !
 Batteries--IveEs and Joubert; Frieser and Hanna. ..
 Struck out. by Iveas. 3; by Frieser.t6. Earned runs, Tulane. 1: Marion, 1.
 The entire series was umpired oy MT. S. V. Woodfin, who has always ren. dered such high satisfaction in this difficult position. The visitors were loud in their praise of his efficiency.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03
Entries for Today.

First race. five furlongs. selling Round Dance. lOS; Black Mate. 1O4 Silver Star, Acrobat. Clements. Powder. born. Scotia Belle. 102; Irene A., Cora Price, Iachesis. 90: My Son, s7: Tan bark s7; Creole Girl. 94; ,... seiiingWHands Across. 107; Lord Badge los; Jane Holly. Pronta a.aG dGt; Prooi S3 Sheet, Torchello, 103i Consuelo H. 1O1 Janeta. 96; Mary Morris, S4.
 Third race haHdiSsp %t%s six Monet MtSFlenFs Fio9 csarnjsh. Ostrich, 107: Emergency, 105 1o2 Re c9!ossnlb doismbia se selling ,,,,Ia and a sixteenth-YaZd, Israfel Vanguard, lOs: sIabash' 1Ol; Caprice Fifth race. five furlongs-Silver Star Berksiey Sun pD,oId Tp KeTsGehesa sfF ease A9r9 ir9 Fichu, Lida Jones' 90 ,s ..,.
 sSth five snf Sfsn4s9n haf f1WEiSnffiis Wss ffis SS1P5I'ean Veronese. lO6; Water Tank Peter Peter Gold Badge, los; Moliis Donohue. Cousin Kate. 1O1; The Poet. OYarna. ss;
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03
DEAD IN SALINAS, CAL.
News of the Death of Dr. J. c. simmons
 Reaches Tuscaloosa.

News of the Death of Dr. J. C. Simmons
 Reaches Tuscaloosa.
 Tuscaloosa. May 2.-(Special1 1---Nrs. A. H. Harrison of this city has just received a telegram from Salinas. Cal. announcing the death of her brother, Dr. J. c. Simmons. The telegram stated that he was dead, but it is sup posed that the great shock received throughout California had to do with the end. He was a noted minister of the Gospel and lived to the age of 7s years. J. c. Harrison, Maxie Harrison and Calhoun Harrison of this city are his nephews.
 News has been received here from Raleigh announcing the death of Mrs. Susan Pierce. who expired suddenly at that place Tuesday
 The University Glee Club returned this morning from Selma and Marion, where 1t gave concerts.
 The Democl attic Executive Commit tee of the Sixth District will meet here tomorrow. At this meeting the committee will go over the recent cleo tion returns and a final report will be made and the result published.
 The funeral services of w. T. Glenn ents. who died at North Port yester- day, were conducted from the North Port Methodist Church this morning
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03
THE NEWS OF SELMA
BAPTIST CHURCH CASE TRANsFER-
 RED TO CENTRAL CITY.
OraanIsatIon is Suing Bondsmen of Contractor Who Failed to Com pIefe EdifFlce. Renlck Leaves
 with Horses.
Advertiser Bureau,

Advertiser Bureau.
 Selma. May 2. Some years ago while the First Bap- tist Church of this city was being built the contractor threw up the job He was sued on his bond and being nonresident of Selma the suit had to be brought in the United States Court at Montgomery.
 Yesterday Hugh Mallory. represent ing the First Baptist Church and Hon. A. D. Pitts. representing the bondsmen' the United States Guarantee and FL delity Company. argued the transfer of the case to the United states Court of Selma, as one had been established here since the case was brought in the Montgomery court. Mir. Pitts stren- uously opposed bringing the case here while Mir Mallory argued as earnestly that Selma was the proper place TOT the trial.
 Mir. Pitts contended that local in- fluences would be brought to bear against his client. MT. Mallory met this by saying that he would agree to strike every Dallas county man on the jury when the case was called for trial. When this last argument was brought up it was decided that the case should be tried in the Selma court ana the transfer was so ordered The ksuit against the bondsmen is for Slo'- mn
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-03
uor.an r.enxe for Enst.

Ben Renick, who for several winters past has trained string of standard bred horses in this city, left this ar ternoon for Boston. The horses which he has trained here during the past winter were shipped to Boston put before going to the Hub. MT. HenicK will stop at Hartford where he VIII spend several days with friends. since his first visit to Selma, numoer or years ago, Mir. Renick has been lm- nreased with the Selma track as place to do winter training and he will re- turn to this city with his string or horses next fall in time for the fair of the Central Alabama Fair Assocla- tion.
 The horses Mir. Renick has been training during the past winter are all Tn good condition and many of them will be heard from in the races on inc Grand Circuit the coming sum mer. The horses shipped to Boston this afternoon are as follows: Rewood q al. trial 2:1O 1-2; Rose Mack bm; trisi 2;12 3-4; Ward b. st. trial 2IZ "A Geo. Mack, gl, trial 2:l4; Clara Ireck. bm, trial 2:17 1-4: Pesgle. r; oh m, trial 2:17 1-2; videl b. gl trial 2:1s and two three year old colts without a mark.