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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-04

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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-04

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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-04

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ciner. Scaiiters Spdu @ountaH Tea or
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eIler Tablets.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-04

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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-04
Spoiefsoagsbogen.

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The evening world., 1906-05-03
EARLY DAY WEDDING
A BRILLIANT AFFAIR
Miss Jane Green Married to
Orville B. Carroll at s A. NJ.
with Many Present.

fEuNIHUN n" a" Nt.f
.crr-~WrrIF. Conn. Mas Ssw
VOW 1ecy TUNED out IN iarFe "'''
Gers .hls n.o-aiag ~ o'c,A ny
,ud thc wodiHa here in Na'F o
Iah7lc Church ot MISS ".ne
eldest lnughte- of AdoiPlu" or.
millionaire President or tan u
.4 o-.-. s-4t.a-
Hls'' , ISL
Ing Har-oh' iofH
bl, noR an oNlci1i in tho same e'iH-
-,,. v.r tfs ti,-herlr-.aw
.r,. flower
~ was q H'+ -
rrcdom!n1ting in iAe
The evening world., 1906-05-03

Lac, and Nth IT,. they t.oi Up the
captive uatl 20 eos.ta'; w!Fsie. Some
bo3y saa ~; IL. Sc; n p5.ee=saa.
~ ihe s;st.5a the p~r.scre. snld he
Nas william Austin. ;hiriy-ors years
old. CT so rs West Fitty-sevsntA
al He-wagon driver ont q q JOB. lie
coulda'; tel! how he came 20 be In ac
hall o: q strange house starting Ares at
2so 4. ". Most OF his statements were
so incoheront shat Magistrate Cornell.
IN the wost SIDE Poico Court. held him
to-day withoa; bail fo- further examl-
nation tomorrow. TIE police believe
the mar II domentei.
as evidence Janitor Wilson brought
10 court 2 oushel onsketful o old news
papens win their edges burned.
The evening world., 1906-05-03
An odd international snatch.

The courtship OF Dorothy Arnhurst.
the lovely Mar Irnrbor beiie. and Alan
Drummond. OF II. ". 4 constcrna-
ton. 4, tho theme o, interest to-day
n tire fashionable circles on both sides
OF tho Atlantic. They arc hero and
heroine OF "a Rock in the Baltic" the
splendid Robert Barr novel which be-
gins in the Sunday World next Sunday.
The evening world., 1906-05-03
KING EDWARDS HEALTH
"WAS NEVER BETTER"

PARIS. May a-The British Embassy
here rld.cules the alarming London re-
ports corceruing tbs condition OF tire
health Of King Edward.
The Kings secretary said to-day that
tho King never Wa better. lie Went
10 visit friends yesterday evening and
Is exnec ed 10 lunch with some friends
to-day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-06
THE NEW SCHOOL READER.

''Who Is the man before usr'
He Is president Of life insurance
company"
why does he swell out sof'
Because he thinks he Is the earth.
The President of the United States is
small potatoes compared to him."
What are his duties?'
ITO take care Of all his relatives at the
Expense of the policyholders and to en-.
courage young men,"
"Has he many relativesr'
"He has only got fifteen on the pay
roll to date. but there may be others
ready to come In out Of the wet. They
probably got lost In the shuffle. and are
trying to find themselves"
''How does he encourage young menr'
by hiring a schoolboy at So per week
and boosting him up to a salary of
B14. 600 per annum In two years. Also,
by drawing a salary Of $4,000 a year
for doing $4,000 worth of work."
"And should all young men strive to
90 a he has donsf'
"Not Just yet. Wait until you hear
from the policyholders and the Judge
and jury"
JOE KERR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-06
A DAILY CIRCUMSTANCE

.sBy gumr' suddenly exclaimed a man
VINO was looking out Of . street car In
an absent way.
"Good Iandsr' exclaimed the man On
his right.
"Just look at that, will your almost
shrieked the woman on his left.
.'what IL 1T What is itT' -
''There-look therew
"Wherer'
ION the curbstone therer' +"
"Stop the car"
"Where's the conductorf"
Well, did I ever! I wouldn't have be-
lieved 1t possible!"
what you crowding forr
81 amt crowding. I guess ] want 70
see as well as you do"
Conductor, why In the devil don't
you stop this carr
The car was stopped. Seven men and
five women piled out and helped to In
crease the crowd at the curbstone, and
the others on the car craned their necks
until they were a block away. On the
curbstone sat q woman with two small
poodle dogs in her lap. They were for
sale at two dollars each. They were
like any other baby poodles. and she was
like any other woman of her station In
Efe. That was absolutely all. That
was what had emptied three or four
street cars Of their passengers and COL
lected a crowd of 500 people.
P. Sit was in New York City. II
couldn't have happened elsewhere.
JOE KERR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-06
AN EASY WAY.

The man In the fur cap let 1t be known
that he was from Winnipeg. and be was
presently asked:
"you have pretty hard winters there,
don't your
Eyes, pretty hard"
'And great falls Of snowr
Eyes, good deal Of snow"
''How deep did you ever see it?''
''Well. two years ago It was 16 feet
deep on the level. and stood that way for
q month"
why. all the houses must have been
showed In to the second-story windows
and the streets rendered impassiblef'
"Yes. but we had an easy way Of get.
ting around" said the Canadian. EVERY.
body made use Of stills Is feet high, you
see. and sawed them on as the snow set
tied down." JOE KERR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-06
NOT MUCH ON ELECTION.

II was In an Indiana hamlet when they
had county election three or four years
ago." said the drummer, land I got up
early expecting to see some excitement
There were three or four men around the
hotel. but none Of them mentioned the
election. I walked down to the polling
place. but two clerks sat In there alone
hung around for two hours, but no one
came to vote. At length one of the clerks
asked me IL l didn't want to vote. and
when l replied that / was not a citizen Of
the state he sat down with q sigh.
81 went back to the tavern for dinner,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-06

and as soon as 1t was eaten I returned
to the polls. About 3 o'clock a man came
along and lounged up to the window and
asked Of one Of the clerks:
"'Well. Joe. anything dolngr
"'Noap. Going to vote?
NO, / guess not
HE walked of, and from thence to clos
ing time not another man appeared
made inquiries Of the clerks and found
that they alone had voted. When / went
back to the hotel said to the landlord:
"'Did you know that they had an cleo
ton todayr
Yes he slowly answered. Yes
believe was a candidate myself"
JOE KERR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-06
A DANGEROUS TRAMP.

The tramp had been asked to relate
some Of his adventures with farmers
dogs. and when he had complied he was
further asked If he was ever chased by
q bull.
Three different times" he replied.
Ibid you climb tree or outrun themf'
There was no tree to climb, and as for
outrunning 'em I knew I couldn't do it."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-09-06

Then you lodged around a stump. per-
haps?"
mo, sir. didn't see no stumps about"
well, how did you save yourself. for
you must have been saved?"
IL just'turned my back on the bulls and
let 'em come on. Each one of em hit me
full-bang and went dead with broken
neck. That's one reason keep out of the
pastures when travel-I am too danger
GUS a thing for bulls to fool with"
JOE KERR
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19

Recently the universities OF two states have enlarged their
cuums by adding departments for teaching general railroad prin
ces among which that OF traffic Many railroad officers
tionng the of such department applied TO traffic
1t not to into debate this point beyond
saving that believe principles OF traffic management OF railroad
may be taught successfully in schools
After dvotng railroad work the occupation still
congenia and think there and
opportunities the business to-day young of the right class
as there and OF the opinion that
all fields labor would be found offering better
opportunities the conscientious ambitious young than the
transportation world.
Usually railroad man the department in which he
first ensts Ii he brakeman telegraph operator switch
fireman and successful he rises general
tency general managerslp a presidency
If he begins travelling freight passenger his goal
usually general freight passenger nowadays the
era traffic management with the presidency OF the road always pos
sbity.
Occasionally will find high railroad officer who has served
all nearly all of the principal departments And opinion
such valuable than he who has rubbed against
ANYTHING but his line of work
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
CHURCH AND WoMAN's CLUB.

Within the memory of living men
there were no women's clubs; but
here were churches everywhere, and
their constituency was largely of wo-
men.
Today we have thousands upon thou
sands OF women's clubs. each year in
creasing their number, their member.
ship, and the field of their activities
Some fear. therefore, that the church
will lose her main support, and be left
neglected.
Il is a pitiful thing. this protesting
and complaining of the church. that
such and such people will nolonger
maintain it. We hear first one cutlery
and the nanother, why do not young
men come TO church," why do not
working people come to church," And
now even the women are suspected Of
disaffection. The church must prove
It's place as a leader OF life if IL wants
followers. We are not half as much
interested as We used to be in what
may happen TO our personal souls,
and not hundredth part as much In
points of doctrine; but We are more
interested than we ever were before In
learning and doing our whole duty on
earth.
Here the church has not done It's
duty. but remained aloof: still uphold.
ing ancient methods yhd IDEAS while
the world went by.
II had for long the unquestioning
support OF the poor. but IL did not de-
fend them nor help them in their up
ward struggle: and the poor have left
It. il had for long the devout allie
glance Of women, but II did MOI defend
them. nor help them in their upward
struggle: and now It begins to fear
that women are leaving it also
The world needs broad. general.
swift good work in a thousand lines
OF social progress: anw IL the church
does not lead in good work IT will be
left behind. Note here that the best
and ''livest" churches are forging
ahead in precisely this broad road of
social service. A healthy. prosperous
ehourch today. like Doctor Rainsford's.
In New York, spends two thirds of its
efforts on humanitarian w0rk-like
good women's Charlotte Per
kins Gilmore in the WOmans Home
Companion for July.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
THE QUARANTINE BILL.

Cairo Is peculiarly interested in the
quarantine bill pending in congress
for al every note of alarm that comes
from the sonih she Is made helpless
victim In the clutches Of The Illinois
State Board of Health to the serious
injury of the city.
II Is announced that, with the eiimi-
notion of section seven the passage OF
The quarantine bill Is assured TO Sc.
cure this the sacrifice OF the section Is
a small matter
Section seven caused the states
rights chamions TO balk and cavort
against the bill. yet it was nothing
but a piece of pine bark in the middle
OF the road" II contemplated, and
would have done, no more than secure
the passage Of trains OF flgtyes from
the pestilence points, through panic
stricken sections; which was barbar-
ously denied by authorities OF the
states of Arkansas and Texas last
year, Their action went beyond all other
manic excuses in making. quarantine
a horror and shame ia Civilization
in popular Generalization and degreda-
ton. Section seven was designed 10
prevent such abuse of states rights
by cneap politicians in control of the
Of their states. A hundred
years of section seven could not go
20 far in lowering and discrediting
truet rights Of the states as the 1905
abuses of it by the officials of Arkan- |
a. and Texas.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19

Tor all tyranny Is an inflated bubble. which to
pierce with the spear of investigation brings
about collapse.
odd men for council and young men
for war" is the adage. But the instru-
ments OF war are changing; bayonets are
giving way to ballots cannon are being sup
planted by arguments, and the hosts of prog
humanity. are being marshaied under the
whte-bordered banners of peace. and this
higher crusade. this new warfare. the
young must yet be counted upon; they must
still be the dreaded foes of the wrong. the
belted and plumed knights of the right.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
WON'T HURT FARMERS.

The paid advocates OF the packers
are making much of an argument
that they have sprung to the effect
that tho packing house disclosures
viii seriously hurt the farmers OF the
country.
! sqlere Is nothing 10 this.
The packers have had a good deal
TO do with the destruction Of the live
stock industry so far as the farmers
are concerned.
How many farmers in the state OF
Illinois raise cattle tqIsell to packers
The cheap cattle OF the west and
the soilth-the ranch cattie-have
caused the farmers Hof the agrieul
tural states to cease raising them
except for home purposes.
These immense cattle ranches are
largely owned, as recent develop
mems show, by the packers them
selves. BY this ownership they are
able to fix the price for cattle not
only with Illinois farmers, but with
their competitors among the lnde'
pendent stock raisers.
But an argument of this kind, even
were IL true. would be begging the
question. What difference should
that make. so far as the exposures are
concerned, II the stories are true?
II the packers are conducting Their
business so that the public health Is
imperilled. they should be stopped
front heir practices. no matter whal
the financial loss might be nor on
whom 1t might fall Allowing criminal
practices 10 prevail because some in
dustry would be hurt by exposure
and better regulation is not to be toll
Grated for a moment
What the people want Is the truth
The most ardent advocates OF the
packers admit that there should be
a change in the matter of inspection
and that different conditions should
prevail at the packing plants
Does any one believe that without
this exposure thai has been made
there would have been any OF the
changes that have already been made
or that are Ia contemplation?
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
Tbe amertean Family
anD Dthorre
BY DIR. NEWELL DWIGHT HILLS.

civilization and the overthrow of
therefore, that several thou
sand families have been broken the past has stirred the sense
of alarm in all lovers of their country
The simple that have Pullman palace Tor the
still red blankets
ignorant the painted The time will when
marriage will be made difficult when months notice will have
be through church when the board health will
have give certificate testifyng that there disease
possible children through the and crimes OF the father
parents bride and groom and representatives Of
the will certify the right of the contracting parties these
and rational safeguards will these domestic caaophes
and do much the American family Then when
has broken the OF marriage will be the divorce
end because has been made difficult
the other
The OF the whole therefore, in single word
Before marriage the young free pursue
interests After they decide marry and bring children
the world they realize they have had their
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
TIME CARD.
CAIRO ELECTRIC AND TRACTION
COMPANY
In Effect January I, 1905.
PEI u IIMN


In Effect January I, 1905.
BELT LINE
Cars are due TO leave Second Street
going North on Commercial ave-. ev
cry rs minutes from 9 a. m. to II
.. m.
Going North on Walnut Street ev.
cry Is minutes from Sos y. m. 10
1888 p. III.
POPLAR STREET LINE
Holbrook Avenue Cars are due to
leave Second Street going North ON
Holbrook avenue at 5:57; 6:27; G:42;
6.57, 1872 q. N. and on same minutes
every hour until 10:42 and 11:12 p. m.
Going West on Twenty Eighth st.
at $40: Gle; 6;34; 6:49 and 7:04
a. M, and on same minutes every hour
until 1924 and ll:04 p. m.
Poplar Street Cars are due to pass
ST. Mary's park Is minutes after leav-
ing Second Street and make the trip
around the city in 30 minutes.
OWL CARS
North on Walnut--1l:30p m: 1884
a. m; 1880 n. M; $3.50 am; $3.50 a
M; A.: 30 a. M: $50 a. m.
North on Commercial-12:0 p. M;
100 a. m. 200 a. m; 800 a. M;
400 a. M; 500 n. m.
Belt and Owl cars are due to pass
West ThirtyfoTth street Is minutes
after leaving Second street and make
the trip around the city In 30 minutes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS
~Trsins leave Os,r,
ILLINOIS CENTRAL q. r.

ILLINOIS CENTRAL r. r.
The Illinols Central maintains
Double Daily Service, and operates
the best Of trains. With Dining Cars.
BuffetI4 library Cars. Chair Cars. and
Sleeping Cars, from Chicago, St
Louis. Cincinnati and louisville south
10 New Orleans. The best road for
reaching the Winter Tourist resorts
Of the south. including
NEW ORLEANS, vicksBuRo, HAM.
MoND, La, ouLFPoRT, MISS.
HAVANA VIA NEW ORLEANS.
Havana. Cuba, Is best reached via
the Illinois Central through service TO
New Orleans and the new ocean liner.
twin-screw, nineteen-knot
HOT SPRINGS. ARK. FLORIDA
Daily Sleeping Car without change
Chicago 10 Hot Springs. with connec
tions at Memphis from Cincinnati and
Louisville.
Through "Dixie Flyer" sleeping Car
Line St Louis to Jacksonville via
Nashville. Chattanooga and Atlanta
MEXICO. CALIFORNIA.
Illinois Central Weekly Excursions
10 California. Excursion cars through
to Los Angeles and San Francisco a.
follows: Via New Orleans and the
Southern Route every Friday from
Chicago every Tuesday from CincIn-
natl and Louisville. Via Omaha and
the Soenlc Route every Wednesday
from Chicago.
FULL PARTICULARS concerning
all Of the above can be had Of agents
of the Illinois Central and connecting
lines or ~ addressing either Of the
Undersigned
:. 80. A. n. HANSON, p. Y. A.. ....
Chicago. IN
Q. C. HATCH. O. P. A
Chicago. m
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
THE FLOOD OF IMMIGRATION.

The tidal wave OF immigration now
at its food on our shores would seem
TO give evidence of having been slim
ulated by some forces al work abroad,
III is suspected that the foreign trans
portation agents OF the big ocean lines
have not been lying awake nights TO
devise means for suppressing news
that restrictive immigration bin is
one OF the possibilities of COMPRESSION
al action. The foreigner with labor 10
sell and very bad market to sell II
in has evidently decided that delays
are dangerous and that he cannot get
here quick enough Thlrd-class ac-
ON the westward steam
ships from all northern Europe are in
such demand that unprecedently long
waiting lists are said to exist. Twenty
thousand steerage passengers are re-
ported TO be booked on one line alone.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
Nissaca Contributions

A report Of the Student Volunteer
movement shows that sss.43o was con
tributed for missions Ia the last AGA
demic year 10 the institutions for
higher learning Ia the United States
and Canadian Increase OF slo.54O
over the previous yeaE OF this amount
tz6, 1872 Was FOR city and home mis-
sions. ana So .23s for foreign mis-
sions. fso.1S0 contributed BY faculties
and friends. and s53.27i b. students.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
"oNE MAN" CAN BEAT BRYAN

The Washington correspondents
credit President Roosevelt. 'on trust
worthy authority" with the remark
that IF the Democrats were going 10
nominate Bryas. as was evident, there
s q was i'oniyi one man for theARepubli-
cans to nominate. the implication be
ing that with any other candidate than
one man they would he defeated. "
And now there Is speculation in the
! \ cloak rooms as to the identte Of just
this zone man" In his autobiography
The late Senator Hoar relates an Incl
dent that occurred when Thaddeus
Stevens died. which may suggest who
was in the Presidents minds eye
Horatio.'' while talking OF the Repnb-
fican nominee, 10 avert defeat from hts
party. Speaking to friend Mr..
Blaine. according 10 the story. said:
The death OF Stevens is an enamel
paiion for the Republican party. He
kept the party under his heel. His
friend replied: Whom have you got
for leaders left?" Blame said: There
are three young men coming forward.
There is a young man TO be heard
from. He pointed TO Allison who
happened to be approaching james
A. Garfield is another" A pause fol
lowed. and Blaine's friend asked:
well, who is the third2" Blaine gszsd
straight up into the dome and said.
Il don't see the third"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
STILL THEY COME.

There is another candidate in the
field for the Republican nomination
for circul Judge in the person OF
Judge Sawyer of Massac county. He
has been county Judge of Mas sac
county for some years and mas given
satisfaction to his constituents. This
makes seven aspirants so far heard
from for the vacancy left by Judge
Vickers, and there are any number
d others yet 10 report.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
May Circulation.

The above Is correct and true
statement OF the circulation OF The
Cairo Bulletin for the year 1905 and
for the month OF May, 1906.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 31st day of May, 1906.
LEO J. KLEB,
fseaD. Notary Public.
My commission expires January 10.
1909.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19

Attorney General Stead has rem
dered an opinion that the act OF 1905,
exempting from taxation the capital
stock Of corporations formed for pure
ly mercantile purposes or for printing
and publishing or for mining or for
breeding Is invalid. Under the old
Law the capital stock of these corpora
lions was assessed by the state board
Of equalization. Later the court held
chat on these particular classes OF
corporations the capital stock assess
ment should be made by the local as
SCISSORS. The last general assembly
amended the law. exempting the capt.
tai stock Of these corporations Mr.
Stead says the constitution Is plain
on this subject aud that the courts
have always held capital stock 10 be
property and the general assembly
exceeded its jurisdiction and powers
in eNempting il from taxation. He
says the same rules to determine the
value of capital stock that the state
board Of equalization has laid down
for Itself in vsluing public ssrice cor
poraiiOns should govern the local as
SCISSORS. The question came up on
an inquiry from a southern Illinois as
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19
APPLICATION OF THE LAW.

An overhead bridge crossing of a
highway Is held in Johnson VS. South
ern p. X. 60. lCalD | L. RIA. tN,.S)
307, to hs' within a statutel requifihg
signals to be given when u train ap.
proaches a place where the railroad
crosses a highway.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19

Conservatism is al
ways menaced by the
young. COMPETENCY
should ever be dis
turbed by the young
Dogmatism must ever
be routed by I h t
young. Tyranny must
ever be overthrow BY
H. A
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-06-19

b Q.-Under favorable conditions, how
far can we hear thunder? T. +. r.
A.-Rarely over 20 miles The fact
that this distance is not proportionate
TO the sound is because refraction
causes the sound waves TO rise soon
after they start.