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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-28
REPORT OF THE CLERK
Continued from preceding page.

No. of Name Nature of Amount
Warrant Claim
1OO17 Sletten g. Strand, mdse for
poor. Observation-Disclosures. 2.4O
1OO18 J. S. Robbins, wood for poor 500
1OO32 Mrs. c. Haick, allowance
for Feb, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 500
1OO36 Strand & Co., mdse. for poor 1868
1OO37 Bjornberg, Blomquist &
Wahlstrand, mdse. for poor 1.59
1OO3s L. j. Vikse, banking poor
1OO42 J. T. Otos money advanced
for destitute persons....".. 9.53
1OO51 Oscar Nelson, room rent
from Feb. IS, 'O6, to March
IS, co. acct Mrs. Haick.... 500
Total Observation-Disclosures 1911
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Fin Ance.

Many words of most august sound prove to be of quite commonplace an- cestry when traced to their origins. Finance" is really only settling up." Literally. 1t is just ending" and was formerly used in that very simple sense in the English language. Then 1t came to signify settling up with a creditor and acquired the special sense of ransom.
 Very Deep.
 Flatter-Your boy, I hear, Is a deep student Popley-He's always at the bottom Of his class. if that's whst you mean.
 PRICKLY ASH BITTERS cures the kidneys, regulates the liver and purifies the bowels. X valuable sys- tenn tonic.
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FOR RENT.

No. 1lo3 West Sixth avenue, dwelling. five rooms with hall and bath.
 No. 2OO5 West Fifth avenue. dwelling, four rooms.
 No. 2OO7 West Fifth avenue, dwelling, four rooms.
 No. lO6 Ohio street, dwelling, four rooms.
 No. 517 Hickory street, dwelling, three rooms.
 No. 5Os Hickory street, dwelling, three rooms.
 No. 515 Hickory street, dwelling, seven rooms. Have one or two office rooms left in Western Union building. have three dwellings on East Sixth avenue, on paved street, for sale, which will make fine in vestment
 1 am agent for the Pine Bllf Land company's addition and have l some beautiful lots left yet. Now is your opportunity to buy.
 I am not able to fill all demands for modern dwellings, and if your : dwelling is not rented, it would be to your interest to list same with me.
 Loans made on all kinds of .e- curity
 CHAS. HANCOCK, Real, Estate, Loans and Insurance.
 Office No. 1l3 Pine street.
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PROPOSAL FOR BIDS.

The Board of Public Affairs Of the City of Pine Bluff vii. receive sealed proposals for the construction Of the following wooden structures:
 One wooden bridge on MlssoGr; street and Ninth, across Ha"u.E d9ala
 One wooden bridge on Hazel >treet and Fourteenth 14th).
 One wooden bridge on Thisttensh and E. street.
 Proposals must be made for each of these bridges separately. The contractors to furnish all materials
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MISS BYRD TO kEEl'
 OPEN HOUSE NEW YEAR

Miss Bessie Byrd will keep open house New Years day at her nome No. 1205 South Olive street. MISS Byrd will be assisted by a beVy ot young ladies, among whom are seV- pral ont -of-town visitors. They Will receive from 3 10 6 o'clock ?. m. Win Miss Byrd will be Misses Net tie Byrd, Nora Byrd. Lottie BNfd. Alma Langford. Edna Langford' Hattie Suggs of Bentonville, Emily II. Ryland, Emily G. Ryland ot Nlf- ginia, Bessie Porter, Susie Rylahd' .Eyie Hugh Ryland, Maud Fay and Jammie Goza Miss Byrd will De pleased to receive all her friends on this day.
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A DisDerSer,

A street preacher ill a west of Scot. land town complained to a passing po- Nceman about being annoyed by part of the audience and asked him to re- move the obnoxious ones. "Weel, ye see," replied the cautious officer, it would be hard job for me tae spot them, but I'll tell ye what I'd dae If I ware you" What would you dor eagerly inquired the preacher. "Just ka round wi the hat!'
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No. nos West Sixth avenue, dwelling, five rooms with hall and bath
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.'T suffered habitually from constl- patton. Doans Resulets relieved and strengthened the bowels, so that they have been regular ever since - A. E,. Davis. grocer. Sulphur Springs, Tex.
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Got Rheumatism, Backache or Kid ney Troubles? Try Brooks Bears-Foot internally, and Brooks Electric Oll externally. The results will surprise you.
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and labor necessary to build same.

and labor necessary to build sana Bids to be delivered to R. NJ G,g.- braith, secretary of said board OH oe before 12 o'clock on Tuesday the St. of January, 1907. The board reser5.- es the right to reject any and a'. bids.
 Given under our hands the 21st dass of December. 1906.
 II. KING WHITE,
 ChaiFmaa R. AI GALBRAITH,
 Secretary. J. W. WITIl@R.ss.
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Harry Hanover arrived here today to take charge of the Bluff City rink which was recently purchased by Knox, Smart and company.
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Branch Hatcher arrived here yes terday from his home in Hiesvllle' Ky. to resume his position as tfa'ei- ing salesman for J. E. Speers and company.
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Cheapest accident insurance-Df. Thomas Eclectric Oil. Stops the pain and heals the wound. All druggists sell it.
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MT. and IS. S. A. Rosenberg have returned from a brlef Elsit to tot Springs.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-07-24
Temporary Judge
For Nevada

Word has been received to the effect
chat Judge De Haven of thcnorth Cali
fornia Federal district will convene
court at Carson City on August 9Th.
The sending Of Judge De Haven to the
Nevada district is ncccssitated by the
resignation of Judge iIawley and The
failure Of President Roosevelt to APP
point q successor.
The notification of thconieials in Car
son that Judge De Haven will hold
court would Indicate that the appoint
ment of Judge l!awlcy'S successor will
be postponed for some time.
1t is probable chat Judge De Haven
will not hold court but notify the clerk
10 adjourn to d certain date.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-07-24

terval should not be as above. The
making Of the map is of the greatest
Importance to the district and now that
the government has sent Mr.. McLaugh-
lin here to make it the people should
take interest enough in the work to
give all the information possible. THE
NEWS would suggest that a meeting Of
owners Of property meet in the H. X.
Wheeler Co, S Offices in the next day
or two and decide on the area they
wish embraced
!. Clifford Gowles, an artist with
rare ability and one who can put a
landscape on canvas and make nature
ashamed of her work, is in Ely from
Los Angeles. He Is 3ketching scenes
in this vicinity and will transfer them
to canvas in oil, He will paint q pct
urc of The GirouX properties while
here MIR. CoWles was a student in the
art under Cain, one of the most noted
Of French artists, who died about two
wears ago. Mr.. CoWles travels with
his oWu team and has q perfect artist
home on wheels. He intends 10 make
a stay in tho vicinity Of Ely for about
three months,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-07-24
Interesting News
About Town of Ely


Horace Harmed, of the Palm restaur-
ant, is quite i'll with stomach trouble.
worI. hoe hoa, y,,sna,,aod ., +b.
Northern building pending TIM arrival
OF material.
All meetings of the ladies' of the Sun
day School Association are postponed
until Septembcr 9TH.
EosIo, Of T,,e Cit,, viii loo,.,
tomorrow morning on business trip
to Goldfcld. He will be gone about
two weeks.
/ r ch,sIrord If tbo ninwood,
F,rn;f,,ro 20 Of Sa,+ ral,o arrived
from, that city Mond,r NIGHT and will
remain - da, Eve
Huvh Miller. tho lad who fractured
his skull While leading a colt above
Lane Gitg last month. is out again
and will probably get I'll right in time
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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
For Sale

All the real estate owned by G. II.
Darling, situated on Mccall street 10
Bennington village, and consisting OF
the following parcels:
LIST. The two story framedu elling
situated on corner OF West Main and
Mccall streets, together with
lot.
2nd. The two story frame dwell
ling known as the "Victor Alvey"
place, situated on the east side Mccall
street
3rd. A building lot east side Mccall
street.
sth. A building lot on the north-
west corner OF West Main and Mccall
ST. ets.
5,h a building lot inst south from
above described corner lot.
9th. A two-story, three tenement
house on west side rcCall street.
eth A building lot just south from
said three-tenement house.
Sth. A two story frame single dwell.
ling on west side Mccall street.
The above property will be sold In
one lot II desired or in separate par
cells, and is offered at a reasonable
price.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
FAMED SPRINGS OF vERNEr,
Town Amid Mountains Called the
Paradise OF the Pyrenees.

A correspondent writes: "Vernet
calls itself on It's note paper the para.
disc OF the Pyrenees and II has GER
talnly some justification for this piece
Of conceit, Tor more beautiful little
place have seldom come across.
Right away up on the Wild valleys OF
the eastern Pyrenees, which lie close
10 the Spanish frontier. The green oasis
which surrounds Vernet adds a charm
TO the scenery and gives an air OF
freshness and GOODNESS which makes
one quite forget even In mid.August
the hot. dusty journey across France,
"Vernet Is. OF course, first and fore
most. Vernetles.Bains owes It's OK.
lstence 40 far as the outside world Is
concerned 10 the wealth OF mineral
springs. which are said to be In their
way as oficacious as those OF the bet.
ter known resorts OF the western
Pyronees. II is claimed for Vernet-
and with justice-that It's sulphurous
waters. while efiicacious In the cure OF
neurasthenia. rheumatism and some
affections OF the skin. are not so
strong as those OF other places and
can therefore be safely used by pa.
tlents whose constitutions are not Wig.
orous enough 10 stand the more pow.
erful springs OF the western Pyrenees.
Il has the further advantage OF being
open all the year round and arrange
ments are made for continuing tho
treatment not only in spring and au.
tumn. but during the comparatively
mild winter. The amount OF water is
enormous-in fact. large Roman
swimming bath is entirely fed by the
mineral springs.
"Vernet Is. however. more than a
mere health resort II IL a charming
center for tourists. though ! should
advise these To avoid II possible the
hot summer months and come in
spring or autumn. over 1000 feet
above the sea. Il is free from the great
heat. and the pretty green park which
surrounds the Establishment is al.
ways kept fresh, full advantage being
taken Of the many streamlets which
run down from the mountain side.
There ere endless climbs and walks
over the mountains. from l0,0OOfoot
Canigou downward. while Mont Louis
and Bourg Madam, the last town on
the French side. as well as Puicerda,
the first on the Spanish, are all within
easy reach. There are plenty OF trout
in the many streams running into the
valley OF the Tet and IL Is said that
there are many lizard a kind OF
chamois. in the mountain. | certainly
saw one brought in on the day Of the
opening of the 'chasse Living is as
you like TO have II; the company
which runs the Establishment has no.
tells with prices to suit all purses -
Westminster Gazette.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
SOUTH sHAfTsBuRY
David Elwell is on the sick list.

David Elwell IL on the sick list.
Mrs Hugh Cone Is not as we'll as
usual.
Geo Harris spent Sunday with his
parents.
James King OF Rotterdam is visiting
his sister Mrs w, A. Collins.
Mrs Emily Abolition OF New York is
ylsililg her sister Mrs VIM Bourne.
y ed b. Madison OF Schenectady
speht Sunday and Monday 10 town.
David Cone ard wife returned Mon
day last from visiting friends In Troy.
Mrs l. w. Cole visited her friends
10 Manchester and Sunderland last
weol.
Miss Lura Morse visited Mrs Chas
Chase last week and called on few
old acqualntances.
Fred Sickle, Jr,, was called home
on saturday on account OF the Illness
OF his mother Ia Sandgate.
More would have represented the
Sunday school here at the convention
had Il not been for illness.
Mrs Mary Hill was surprised by
few friends on Saturday afternoon it
being a birthday anniversary.
Ralph Moon took trip with .. b.
Cleveland last week among the noun
tains In the eastern part OF the state.
j. 5. Ball has been on the invalid
list during the past week aud was not
able 10 be with the choir on Sunday.
Mrs T. II. Dunlap entertained some
Bennington friends one day last week.
Her sister Julia Is recovering rapidly.
Mr. and Mrs VIM Coulter and Merle
Coulter and wife and the children Wis.
tied their father John Coulter on Sun.
day.
Rev :. b. Potter OF North Ferris
burgh supplied the pulpit for Rev G.
s. Agan in this village both morning
and evening.
Mrs John Harland Of North Ben
nington and Mrs VIM O'Dcnnell of
Bennington visited their cousin Mrs
Nora Harris on Wednesday Of last
week.
John Gordon, Jr., received news on
Sunday OF an accident To his father
who fell from an apple tree and seri-
ously Injured one of his ankles, dIslo-
eating and injuring the ligaments very
seriously. DR. +. T. Dean was called.
Mr. Gordon Is a very active man for
one OF his age upward OF 40.
There will be h rvest supper serv.
ed at Cole hall on Friday night oct -
Everything good and a cordial well
come TO all. Come and help, II is for
the pastor, 10 apply on salary, II is an
easy way TO help 10 the work, pay pc
for all you want To eat. and perhaps
later avoid come one 81 our committee
calling on you for a dollar or more.
A pleasant and social evening will be
had II everyone helps to make II so.
The names Of the pupils 10 the Gram
mar department of the village school
who we're present at every session dur
lug the first month of the fall term
are as follows: Bessie Beagle, Dewey
Cole, Margaret Geenason, Maude Har
rington, Chas Hitchcock, Marietta Ho-
ward, Elsie and Herbert Millington,
Earle Patten, Mary Robinson and
Harold Wood. Nelson Hitchcock and
Ruth Smith we're each absent one half
day.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
N. NOVEGK
437 Main ST. Hawks Block
Next Door to Handy Kitchen.
WHY THE PASTOR RAN.
Wise Action That Greatly Astonlshed
Congregation.

One OF the traditional stories OF the
town of Falrchild. Conn. recounts q
wild dash from the pulpit made by a
worthy and beloved pastor Of the
Episcopal flock. DIR. Labarre.
IL was on a Sunday more than q
hundred years ago. The service had
been read. The prayers said, the
hymns sung and the parson began his
sermon. AS he proceeded his gestures
become more energetic. He brought
his right hand down with great force.
Then he turned pale. cleared the pul.
pit stairs at a bound. dashed out the
church door and ran toward the pond
a short distance away.
The congregation followed In bewll-
dered pursuit, and saw their venerable
pastor with flying robe rush into the
water until II came to his neck. Then
turning round he faced his astonished
audience and said:
Dearly beloved brethren, am not
crazy, as no doubt many Of you think,
but yesterday at the drug store |
bought bottle OF nitric acid and care
lessly left 1t in my pocket today.
my last gesture broke the bottle. /
knew the suffering the acid would
cause when It penetrated my clothing,
and rushed for the water to save my
self pain"
He drew several pieces OF glass
from his DOcket In witness of the tale
Then he dismissed the company asd
hurried home.--Youth's Companion.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10

Thank you" said Tom. Then he
was silent for all OF minute. Marg.
cry was silent. also. She spoke first
because she Is Margery.
Tell me the answer" she said.
u am going TO. in due season" was
Toms reply. People OF superior In.
tellect always take a long time he.
fore expressing an opinion. That is
the one thing which makes me think
you haven't superior intellect. Mar
gerry. What did you do that for?"
he concluded, as he lodged a porch
mat she had thrown at him. Didn't
say the one thing?' Now. | might
have said"
Lets go back 10 the original ques-
ton' Interrupted Margery.
rs this dentist fellow cookbook.
ing?" asked Tom.
What has that 10 do with IT." re-
torted Margery, In her simplest tone.
We'll. as long as you are the party
of the second part, Margery, II has
great deal 10 do with H."
Who said was mixed up in
IT,"
Tom laughed. "oh, Margery, don't
you suppose know that no pretty
girl-and that includes you. OF course
worries over abstract theories. even
OF social ethics? Now. be a sensible
girl, II you can. and tell me II he is
handsome?"
We'll" said Margery. with a wick
ed twinkle In her eye, "he is just
about as handsome as you are"
"oh. very WELL" said Tom. THAT
is disposed OF. My advice is that you
have no social relations with him at
all"
"oh-h." laughed Margery. You're
too late with your advice.
why did you ask me. then?"
What has that to do with Il? Peo-
pie never take advice. do they-even
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
For Bald Pates Only.

A baldheaded physician, as he
brushed a few flies from the white and
polished dome of his skull, said:
81 used to be dreadfully subject to
colds even in the summer. had to
wear black slull-cap all the time.
The minute | took 1t off ! began to
sneeZe and wheeze.
But now for year have not worn
a skull-cap and have not once had a
cold. Why, ! could go and stand bare.
headed in a snowstorm without any Ill
effect.
MY immunity to colds comes from
this: Every morning | put my head
under the cold water spigot, and let
the cold water run for minute on my
bald crown. This is refreshing thing,
and since began to do it / have never
had cold.'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
Darkest Pjttsburu,

In three small adjoining towns not
far from Pittsburg visitors have often
noticed remarkable irregularity in the
numbers Of the houses. On one dwell
ing would be seen No. u, on the next
No. 210, on the next No. AT, on the
next No. 10, and so on. The cause OF
this confusion was brought to light
the other day when a woman from one
of the little towns made a purchase
in city store and requested that the
goods be delivered at her home
naming the street in which she re-
sided.
What Is the number of your
homer asked the clerk who had made
the sale.
I'VE have no number just now,
said the purchaser. I'VE moved on
April and forgot to bring our number
with us. "--Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele
graph.