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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Congressman Garber Has Great Hope
 of victories.

Washington Special
 Congressman Harvey c. Garber, of the fourth Ohio Congressional District, has returned tas the. National Capitol with very rosy anticipations of Demo- cratic party success in that state Sta, sst dur ten Congressional districts in Ohio that went Republican last time will be turned into the Democratic column this fall.' he prophecies; How will that happen? It will be due to general dissatisfaction with Republican rule in that State and the suppression of further investigation by the State Sen ate recently, to the national tariff is- sue, and to fight within the Republican, ranks in some districts. In Cincinnati the two districts are not entirely safe to the Republicans, including that of of good, and is not directing the fight.
 The factions row which prevented the may cause the election of Democrat there. I am certain we shall make big gains in Ohio. and If other States do as we'll the next House will be Demo cratis. The party and the straight-out newspapers of the party; If properly, supported. will win a glorious victory"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Giving Anarchy Its Head.

kansas tlty Journal
 Under the beneficient protection of the United States anarchy has grown and waXed arrogant within the last quarter of a century. We have thrown our gates open to the criminals of the world and have invited them to come h"re and make their head0uarters while they lay plans to kill our presidents and destroy our social institutions. Un- der the sentimental rubbish about this country being a heaven of protection and opportunity for the oppressed of all countries" we have neglected to take measures to make h a haven or any kind for the native born Americans whose fathers created the very lnstru- ments that imported anarchists are irving tO tear down.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Church and state in France.

N'W 1OIk IIuleS.
 The separation of church and state is complete and permanent. There is not ever be abolished or weakened. The church must, in such way as it can live by itself. on its own resources material or moral Meanwhile there will be an interval of reflection and planning. The new law as to asso- ciatiOns of worship does not go into full effect until December. If by that time the church does not organize, as toried the funds will be turned over to ir charities and most of the buildings win be appropriated to civil uses, That g an alternative that the church VIII hardly invite.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Something was said in these column

Something was said in these columns q few days ago concerning the hru- tai remarks of Dr. Woods Hutchison, made at a meeting of the American Medical Association in Boston, but the real brutality of his expressions was not fully made plain in what We said. His remark that man. after he has reached the limit of active life, should be thrown into the scrap heap was followed by the assertion that an old man who clings to life "is only oc- cupylng the place that should be siv- en over to a younger man"
 This is more brutally heartless and unfeeling than Oslerism. He propos- ed to remove men easily after they reach certain age, but Hutehison would treat the aged as so much old
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
A Poem "By Request.v

For some unexplained reason an es- teemed citizen of Hartford asks The TimegEo reprint a passage from a fa- vorite poem of his, written by Hol- man F Day, and telling how the pirate, Dixey Bull, ravaged the coast of Maine until he had the people so well trained that when he came to a port he collected regular tolls, checked the goods as they came aboard and sailed peacefully away. But there was also a woman in one of the ports who knitted socks for the whole pop
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
want. To Be the Whole Thln~.

Mr, Conner was the least conspicuous man in the Democratic party until he wanted something. He now wants to be Governor. Legislature and the whole thing and everyone who opposes him is denounced at traitor. If he Is elected Governor bossism will be more rampant in Alabama than in Pennsyl- yania- The best thir" to do to him Is to give him a back seat and let him shrink up a little.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
SIT LIGHT. JESS.
Sit Light, Jess.

Talladega Mountain Home.
 Hon. Jess. Stallings is candidate for the Senate. He announces for MT Conner for Governor on the Conner platform. The friends of MT. Stallings had assumed that he could afford to run on his own merits and his own record. He is strong of limb and of mind. It is distressing to see him throw himself on MT. Corners back
 In a great tragedy one Cassius tells how the great Caesar breasting the Tibers swollen flood piped out in frightened tones. Help me. Cassius or I sinkt' It did not make any diff ference to Caesar whether Cassius or Brutus bore him to shore. Caesar wanted to land. The means were mol particular This Is one lesson. All persons who have read the story have been impressed with the frontal idea that Caesar merely wanted to escape the flood. Any assistance would have been embraced. Subsequent events proved that Caesar was not even friend ly with Cassius
 In the mean time one can hear pant. ing Cassius--Comer gurgle up to Jess Caesar and beg him to sit light.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
A New Deal Needed.

Marion County News.
 The practice 9f all kinds S1tf of fr1Sd tSa neonie rise up in their strength and pote potph the Republican party out of power in the nation. The talk of a square deal' is worth nothing, so long as the bower Instead of a square deal" we need a new deal"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Don't Point To a Conner walISover.

If the recent elections in various parts of the State spell anything they do not point to a walk over for Mir. Conner Many gentlemen. candidates for legislative honors, out ana out men, were successful.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Nh nauhf of That.

Gadsden Times News.
 There is no doubt but that William Nelson Cromwell, of Panama canal mo- toriety, believes in the Ossler theory, and would like to have 1t tried upon Senator Morgan. s
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
TaIlapOosa's Increase.

Dadeville Courier. .- our county for 1906 Is s222.534, over and above the tax value of 1905, as follows: real estate $75.472 personal property S147 062. This is a good showing for TaIis noosa county and for our tax t.s- sessor, MT. W. H. Green.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Shows His Unfitness

Judging from the attention devoted to The Montgomery Advertiser by MT. Conner, that paper is causing him no little worry, and each attack upon The Advertiser furnishes more proof or his unfitness for the Governorshlp.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Would Welcome Him Back.

The Montgomery Advertiser says that Goyernor Jelks is quoted as saying that he IS anxious for his term as Gov
 ernor 10 expire so he can go back to his first love-newspaper work. As an editor he wielded a graceful Faber, and his old editorial brethren would
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
The Aaslxfanf PnxtmnAter.

While politics will nc doubt play a Postmaster at Montgomery said man who takes a deep interest Tn DO. litical affairs. T have little oouot that MT. Dimmick. the incoming post master, will do the right thing for the public service
 MT. pimmick. as is well known, stands for the so-called lilly white faction of the Republican party Tn Alabama and 1t was said that his ap- pointment will have bearing on fu- lure Republican politics in this state. It would not surprise me to see rep resentative of the black and tan wing of the party selected for Assistant Postmaster.
 q was pleased with the appointment of MT. Dimmick and l feel sure ne will call the right man to the place which he has to fill. the only appoint ment in his power"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
No Use For the Mob, If.

Ensley Enterprise.
 A Chattanooga sheriff let a mob hang a fiend and diS-'t kill any of the mob It strikes us if the law part Of the there would have been no use for the mob,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
What a Railrond Has Done.

The new enterprises which have or ganized in Haynevllle since the assur. ance of the completion of the railroad tc the town are being steadily pushed forward There will be more business done in Hayneville this fall than was ever done before.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

GeneVa Redptf. -
 When Dr. Cunningham gets through with MT Corners political hide 1t will be so full of holes we wouldn't give ten cents for it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
Complaint. Against Carriers.

A Highland Park woman telepnoneo a complaint against Uncle Sans mai service to The Advertiser.
 The first delivery of mall in Hign- land Park" s.. i'd this woman, reaches my house at I:30 o'clock each day. have relatives from Russell county wis. iting my home. They reside on rural route about eight miles from town ana they receive their morning mail daily before Ii o'clock. In other words the rural population of Russell County gets its morning mail It's copies of The Advertiser, two hours ahead or the people of Highland Park"
 It was suggested to the complainant that a report made to the post master of Montgomery might remedy the condition complained against.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
WHAT STATE PA PIERS ARE SAYING
A Pair of 'Em.
Won,t sRe Worth Ten Cents.

OCHtVd
 Don Quixote Conner and his faithful squire of The Birmingn nam News!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
RockefeIler's Father.
Birming gham Lede

Birmingham Ledger.
 Is what about the fither of John D. Rockefeller. Is he dead, is he alive? Is his name Rockefeller, or what?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

When your wife gives you a cold stare you can slook out Tor hot time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

The investigations and disclosures in connection with the packing houses will probably give a boom to the theor- les Of the vegetaPians.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

The average man thinks he is proof against flattery, but tell him he Is ana he will seem pleased.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Music may be the food of love, but when an amateur plays piano in the room above you for five hours running, even love feels like going hungry.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Captain Perry Wilson whose health has not been good for quite awhile, vii leave the city this morning for Talla. dega Springs.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Some men may like a woman with literary turn of mind, but the average man prefers one who Axceis in the cul- mary art. To him every hot roll is roundel: every salad sonnet.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Judge Thomas G. Jones is indisposed at his home on Adams Street. He came from Birmingham. where he has been holding the United States Court owing to this indispostion.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

The city maiden caught an eel.
 And-oh--how very shocking It showed an appetite for veal
 By twining round her stocking.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
OHIO DEMOCRATIC PROSPECTS.

Judge J. c. Wood of Haynevill spent yesterday in Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Dr. J. W. Abercrombie, President of the State University is in the city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

An Alabama Opttmist. De bird he sing
 Up in de tree. Gle ain't no happier Though den me De brook he laugh While flowin' long Cant laugh no louder Den my soug) De daisy stoop
 To kiss him sweet, (But Lindy Lou
 Ans 'gwine to meet.) De ole mules standin'
 By de blow (But Ans a loafin', too, Des now.) De rich man ride In his machine. (But he's got to smell De gasolineD
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

There's some comfort in being deaf You don't have to hear the mean thinFt said about you, nor the old Jokes Adam told to Eve.
 The aim of the western actor is 10 De a shooting star.
 The paths of glory are not paved with asphalt --.-, E A stout woman always manages tc and feels happy over it. But this is real optimism. Our loves are stronger than our hates and an onion is stronger than either.
 A man is alwayss worried to death at sssns sesns sacS SomaS mrssery e hew @ she does 1t in high heels and all those pinheo up contraptions.
 Chauffeur-How's business? Jockey--Oh its just humpin.
 After the Fight. Big Sister--Bobbie, it's wrong t9 throw rocks. You should be like me: never hit anybody
 Bobbie--You couldn't
 A Thrust. Did you see the point to my joker No; but If I run across 1t I'll tell n you want it.
 Swamped. Jones has invested all his money In watered stock.
 Yes?
 And now he has hard6time keeping head above water.
 Can't Keep a Secret. Mabel has tell tale eyes. Every woman has.
 The City Man. The city man meath arcning skies. Fishing, on the green banks lies, The city man he trys and trys, His friends to cleverly surprise, But the usual string of fish he buys, And then goes back and once more lies.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Twilight Tunes. The twilight tunes are the best of all, When the air is still and the shadowH And oiden days we quick recall
 Singing the Twilight Tunes. Running the songs that mother did. Rocking Walter and Tom and sid' The sun by the mountain crest half Singing the Twilight Tunes The Twilight Tunes--the Twilight That told of mill-wheels--mystic I.assies and lads and fragrant Junes-- singing the Twilight Tunes. How sweetly the voices used to swell In blending tones we loved so we'll
 singing the Twilight Tunes. The Twilight falls over the scene Round the old front porch strange But we sit no more in the old time singing the Twilight Tpnes
 --P. 1T. 4, Shocking Fete of MaFy's Lamb.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09
D R I F T w O O D BY pHIL H. ARxsrRowa
BROKEN RrFIEcTroNs.

Most people naturally think a man fs soft when he is down.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Shocking Fate of MnFy's Lamb. New York Evening Post. Mary had q little lamb,
 And when she saw 1t aickep
 She shipped 1t on to PaelEingtoWA And now it's labelled chictans
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

There's some comfort in being deaf You don't have to hear the mean thinet said about you, nor the old Jokes Adam told to Eve.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-09

Jones has invested all his money in watered stock.
 Yes?
 And now he has hardStime keeping head above water.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26
NEW MINING COMPANIES.

Two new mining companies have
organized under the laws Of the
State of Utah to do business IN Lin
coin County. The Mount Alcott
Copper company, which owns a
group of claims in the Yellow Pine
Mining district, Lincoln county,
New, is capitalized for 81 200. 900,
in 81 shares, and the officers are;
Oscar X. Lewis, president; John A.
Street, vice-president; II. H. Green,
secretary and treasurer. These
with james d. Kennedy and Wal
ter c. Lewis, comprise the board Of
directors.
The Hiko Nevada company is cap.
italized for $500, 900, in 81 shares
and will carry on business in the
Pahranagat Lake Mining district
Lincoln county, New. The officers
are; A. M. Gordon, president; j.
Ii. Loyendale, vice preside Ut; Ed
gar S. Darling, secretary and tn as
urer; L. +. Maxfeld and Thomas
l.. Smith, directors.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26

1t is reported that Geo 9. Fetter
man has been appointed Postmaster
at Oaliente.
Geo Seibert who has been work
ing six men on his claims in Caliente
has increased his force to sixteen.
Lulu Bower, daughter of j. A..
Denton and wife oil Caliente was re-
ported seriously ill last night.
John 0 Gelabert has been busy
making improvements at the 1. o.
o. Il. Hall.
Merchants desiring newspapers
for wrapping purposes can purchase
same from REooRD Office at % cts
per hundred.
Mrs. Paul Succetti has been con-
fined to b bed for several days
with slight touch of pneumonia.
Mr.. L. @. Horton, representing
the Baer Bros. Mercantile Co., Wis.,
tied our merchants Tuesday.
Walter Christian took two men
with him to Bristol Saturday to
work on the Bristol Copper Mining
Campauy's mines, on which he has
q lease,
Geo. Allen an old timer of this
county, died at Caliente Monday.
BE was well and favorably known
aud had many warm friends.
Mrs d. NJ. Griffiths who has been
suffering with nervous prosiration
left yesterday with her husband for
Salt Lake where she will undergo
treatment in one of the hospitals.
The Delamar Lode says, ss a
mineralized section no part of the
earth can beat Caliente. The latest
find is bismuth. They now have
everything, even to the largest brass
mine in the world, which is located
in the cabasa of the Salt Lake Trib-
une's Caliente correspondent, and
assays 100 per cent brass.
The purpose OF Deputy Sheriff
Monahans visit from Calisnte last
week is at last shown up. He slip
ped in here, as be says to sea the
boys, but he made quiet sneak to
the County Clerks Office and pro-
CURED marriage license to we'd
Miss Emily Anderson, the happy
event taking place at Calients; Justice
OF the Peace w. ID. Maynard per.
forming the ceremony. Our efficient
Deputy has made many captures,
hat none that was more pleasant
than this. aud the RscORD extends
to the happy couple congratulations
untold.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26
STATE NEWS.

Goldfeld is to have lodge Of
Masous
It's reported that the Western
Pacific has decided to make ElAo
division point.
There are now Il rec automobile
lines 70 The lew camp of Mauhat-
tan.
Goldfrld fremen have attached
the equipment of the department
for va. es due them.
d. Thornton, Auditor of the To-
nopah-Goldheld railroad, died last
Saturday oi pneumonia.
Freight rates between Bullfrog
aud San Francisco have been re-
duced 81 ON every hundred pounds.
1t is estimated that there are now
over three thousand people in the
new camp Of Manhattan.
There is a persistent rumor that
the Schwab. McKane people have
purchased the old Blair prop, rty,
at Silver Peak, for $3.50, 00O.
The Manhattan Nail is the name
oil new ~eeAly paper published at
The new southern camp by gentle
man named Haworth.
T@enty-one feet of snow fell at
the summit of tae SIerras during
the late storm, anu between four
aud five feet in Virginia City.
The ''spud" market in Carson has
been coruered, and merchants of
tuat town are sendlug out for CAL
norma potatoes i'll carload lots.
Peter Kern, a miner employed IN
the Golden Crown mine, in Nye
county, was caved on at the 400
level OF the mine last Sunday aud
instantly killed.
The miners employed by the
Crystal LAX Mining Company. of
Meadow Lake, have filed liens
gainst the property for wages
an oubting to 81 200
Carson has 'Peeping Tom
WHO was n'arly caught the other
night while Watching Mrs. Ramsey,
the wife of the Episcopal minister,
take a bath.
A great gold stri is reported in
the Young Brothers property in the
Clifton district. Deep Greek. Cliff
ton Is going to make a noise IN the
mining world during tie coming
year.
During the storm of Monday, nj
Edgemont, Elko county, snow
slide swpt away 10-stump quartz
mill. The mill was in operation
when struck by the slide and was
co pletely wrecked.
A squaw. who had been living
with Cbinaman in Bodie, has
been arrested for Ailling the China.
man, who was found one morning
last w Elk dead in he'd with bullet
hole il his bacs.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26
China New Year.

Wednesday China New Year was
ushered in by the FREEING of fire.
crackers, burning punck and i'm.
bibing in everything without a
name.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26
Appointed Referee to Succeed Plat

j. Pouiade of Carson City, form
erly Acknowledgements, received
notification that he has been APP
pointed referee in bankruptcy to
to succeed Sam Plat, who has re-
ceived his commission as Uuited
States attorney for the district of
Nevada.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26
FOR SALE.

One ak room house and FIVE lots,
with stable and woodshed; situated
on Panaca Fiat. For particulars
inquire Of Geo. o. Sawyer. PiooAs.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26
To Mine at stateIrOe and Eagle Valley

To carry on general mining
business at Stateline. Nevada, the
Uvada Gold Mining company filed
articles of incorporation with the
County Clerk of Salt Lake County
Utah. The principal offices of the
Q mpany are to be in that city and
the incorporators are Charles A.
Short, Irene t. Short. A. +. Short,
H. R. Elliot, #. r, Davis, E f.
Mcdowell aud Richard Simius.
The company owns and will devel-
OPP three claims partly in the State
line mining district of Iron county,
Utah, and partly in Eagle Valley
mining district, Nevada. The cap
tai stock is $3.50, 900 in 25-ccut
shares.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-01-26
THE SCHOOL MA'AM.
The Home Dramatic Association will
present this laughing comedy next
Friday evening at Thompson's Hall

The Home Dramatic Association
have been diligently at practice on
the Comedy entitled the School
Ma'am" for the past two months
and will present the same next Fri
day night at ThoUpson's Hall. To
make the evening most pleasant for
those who attend; in addition to the
Comedy, there will be given be-
tween Acts. to vocal duets and it
will be oppened by a. short negro
melody, concluding with farce be-
tween Miss Maud Goodlander aud
Mr. Roy Orr.
The Phoebe Brass Band has most
kindly consented 10 assist that even
ing and many selections will be
rendered. After the performance
the hall will be cleared aud the
tripping of the light fantastic will
oe in order. Supper has been ar
ranged for at Mrs. Towers where
the hungry will be most delightfully."-
taken care of. Following is the cast
of characters and aud full pro.
gramme.
Kate Bell, the school-ma'am
Mamie Wheatly
Mrs. Grumr, the complaining
parent, Eva Hulse.
Mrs Undertow Lizzie Frank
Marty Undertow Minnie Hulse
Minnie Trueblood, Lizzie Goodrich
Undertow, self.made man,
w. A. Denton
CIPHER, friend of education,
r. A. vii inson.
Trueblood Frank Warner
Milt Harmon George franks
johnnie Grump, The Little
son." Eben Wheatley
Jamie New hack, Jauitor
Eddie Price
Constable Angelo Lynch
Bright Scholar Frank Garrison
The evenings performance will
be opened by Negro melody be
tween Frank Warner and w. A.
Denton.
Between the first and second Acts
Vocal Duett-''In the shade of tile
old Apple Tree" Eva Hulse and
Lizzie Frank.
Between the second and third
Acts vocal Duett-"S Silver Threads
Among the Gold," Lizzie Frank aud
Will Denton.
Between the third and fourth
Acts-Selection by the Band.
The whole to conclude with the
Coon Geek Courtship" between
Maud Goodlander and Ro, Orr.
Selection by the Baud before
dancing.
Supper at Mrs. Towers.
The price of admission will be so
cents; children between and IA,
25cts, under 8 free. Those desiring
reserved seats can secure the same
ut Thompsons Cos store at an nd
vance of 10cts additional. THIS also
includes the dance. The best of
music is assured for the dance and
to those who attend most enjoy
able evening is assured.
Performance at 5 o'clock sharp,
Quite number of children have
been subject to colds the past week.