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Rheumatism

When pains or irritation exist on any
part of the body, the application Of Bal.
lards Snow L;niment gives prompt re.
lief. e. W. Sullivan, proprietor Sullivan
q use, FL Reno, o. T, writes, June 8
1902: II take pleasure in recommending
Billiards. Snow Liniment to all who are
afflicted with rheumatism. 1t is the
only remedy have found that gives i'm
mediate relief" 25c, SOC and 81 90. SOLD
by Yelton Drug Co. it's
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"AT CRIPPLE CREEK"-The
highly dramatic and sensational play
"In O, ipple Greek" which made III
Appearance in the Houston opera
house last night, WAS one of the best
shows Of It's kind that has appe AIRED
here for tao mcnibs. In fact it Wal
the second appearance Of the play ir
the oity this season, and the proof Of
its popularity was the large attend
an O.. the opera house being abou
two thirds full. Although the pla!
was founded on fiction more thai
facts. it gave some idea Of early de-!
life in the great gold oamp.
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Whats

worth doing fs worth doing well. II you
vii h to be cured Of rheumatism use Bal
lard's Snow Liniment and you will be
"well cured" A positive cure for sprains.
neuralgia, bruises. contracted muscles
and all the ills that flesh is heir to. A.G.
M. Williams, Navasota, Texes, writes;
"Ihaye used Snow Liniment for sprained
ankle and it gave the best Of satisfaction.
l always keep 1t in the house." Sold by
Yelton Drug Co. tts
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Notice Of Annual Meeting. /.

Notice ID hereby given that the an.
nal meeting Of the stock holders Of the
The Portland Cement Company will
be held In Its offices In the First Ma.
tionai Bank Of Pueblo on Wednes.
day. January 9Th. 1907 at $3.50 O'Clock
p. m.. for tho election Of . Board
Of Directors for the ensuing yeaI
aud the transaotion Of such other
business as may legally come before
said meeting.
(sisned) R. j. MORSE.
W. Secretary
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the danger Of being bsnpsd Of the
traSt BY oncomins trains. 4 bridge
will BE- bndly needed over Sand creek.
but this Will not b. dose sithsr Tor
The present II least. o. until this cisy .
nuancss srs IL bsttsr ahaps.
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No Opium ia Chamberlain s
< Cough Remedy

+ There Il not the least danger Ia giving
Chamberlsin's Cough Remedy to small
children - 1t contains no opiun or other
harmful drug. It has an sstablished
reputation Of more than thirty years as
the most successsul medicine in uss for
colds. Group and who,ptng cough. 1t al
ways curss and is pleasant to take. Chill
dren like it. Sold by Daniels drug
store. It's
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Stop That Couch!

When cough. tickling or an irrita-
ton in the throat makes you feel uncom.
Portable take Ballard's Horehound Syr-
up. Don't wait until the disease has
gone beyond control. Mr.. and Mrs. j. A.
Anderson, 354 West 9th street, Salt Lake
City, Utah, Write: 1--WE think Ballard'f
Horeeound Syrup the best medicine for
coughs and colds. We have used il fol
several years; it always gives immediate
relief, is very pleasant and gives perfect
satisfaction" 25c, Soc, ~sl.00. Sold b,
Yelton Drug Co. tt
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MONDAY NIGHT ~ One Of the
novelties Of the season will be the at.
traction at the Houston opera house
Monday night when the big scenic
melodrama. "Nettie rhe NewsRirl'
will open an engagement The play
10 In four Acts. Introducing several
thrilling scenes and sensational
climaxes, all of which xre taken from
different parts Of New York City.
One Of the most powerful situations II
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LIGHTING RATES.

LIGHTING RATES.
Up to SO XIV hours per month ........ SU.lo
30 and less than l5O K w hours per month. IL
$50 and less than $50 XIV hours per month. IL
25O and less than $50 XIV hours per month. 10
$50 XIV hours and over per month w
POWER RATES.
Less than $50 XIV hours per month ~
$50 and less than 25O XIV hours per month. .OV
$50 XIV Lours and over per month. ......... 10
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THE CITY WILL OPEN
UP RAILROAD STREET

Tho street. bridge and alley com.
mittee Of the oity council. to whom
Was left ths matter Of opening up
Fail DAD street. east from Petroleum
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New Electric Light and
Power Schedule

Beginning st the following schedule OF raee W
to all orr customers being sold on meter basis
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From The will allow discount OF ~ ps cont M
or before month succeeding
any lighting customer shall not DO eae 'nan
and the minimum bill for any power
shall not be less horse connected
the above schedule not be thoroughly IN
desood glad explain will kindly drop INTO
telephone representative will call upon you
We believe that electric light under the above
used carefully but customers should re-
lights left turned when not needed tney wiz
register on the meter little IN turning on
its effect bill at the end OF the
month.
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MOVING

~~>e~r>~~~~><e~~~~><S~Nr
THE BOYD TRANHFER & STORAGE co. HX6
unequa1ed facilities for packing, moving stors
ing and shipping household goods. Call and ins
spect our new plant at 4th av s and Lake IT.
the largest In the wests the finest anyyheres
embracing stables wagon shops and Areprooi
storage warehouse with separate rooms and
compartments: Visitors welcome. Warehouss
Office. 400 Lake st; main Office. 10 Sd st 81
MNNEAPoLIs TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Co. has best facilities for handling and stortna
household goods; expert furniture packers;s
satisfaction guaranteed reduced rates on house.
hold goods east and west; can save you money.
Do not be deceived by other advertisers; W6
can and will do what we agree regarding car
rates. Write or call. Safes and heavy mas
chinery moved by experts. 122 9Th st S
Both phones
6TT RATES ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS 70 CHI.
cago, Denver, Spokane, Pacific coast TERMS,
nails and tributary points The only concern
in the N. w. doing enough business in this line
TO give prompt and reliable service. Avoid risk
and trouble by giving your business to the
Boyd Transfer & Storage Co., 48 Sd st s. Z.
THERE Is NOTHING IN MOVING, PACKING
and storage that we can not do and do It
right. Flour City Transfer & Storage Co.,
217 9th st s. Both phones GAS.
BENZ BROS. TRANsFm AND BAGGAGE;
finest vans and wareroonns; goods moved BY
experienced men. 112 9th st N. Both tele-
phones 500. 81
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.-.-1.e. MARRIAGE L1UENsEs.
John a. HeiertinQer and Martha Schults.
Archie Pence and Cora A. Loving.
Oscar W. Gillqufst and Beda b. Chilstrom.
Charles B. Farnham and Mabel Cole. ~
HdWard skosperr ana and dei Hattie
Jacob L.. Suelter and, Anna M. Chelgren. :
Peter Ginse and Ellen Haug. e.
Andrew Olsen and Ernelie Pefman. --~
Carl g.. johnson and Anna Ahlstrom.
Oscar H. Bake and Jennie NJ. Crone. :,
Henry r. Kelsey and Helen Gale.
Matthew Speller and Helen b. D. GRAIN, <
Joseph A.. La Paine and Pauline A.. CafareIla,
Joe Schriener and Rosf Layer. =.
DEATHS, r..
Joshua Howe, Soldiers home
Eugene ,Snfder. 1920 Polk street. --s
Peter e. ,Bieber, Swedish hospital
Charles Hastings, $3.50 Dupont avenue s..
Lizzie Leighton. 1900 Dupont avenue N.
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Farm Lands.

FOR sALE-wHoLEsALE ONLY. o..
$3.50 Per Acre-10, $50 acres, solid body, near
railway In southern sunny Alberta; all
level. no stone, steam pillow proposition.
Will retail at $3.50 to SIS per acre.
=; Terms, one.half cash, balance i've yearly
payments, per cent. ~. .
1900 Per Acre-1O 9S6 acres, alternate sections,
20 miles south Of Sentinel Butte, Billings
county, N. D. Little Missouri river runs
through this township; splendid ranch
proposition; decided land; half cash, bal
ance sone, two and three years., 9, per
$3.50 Per Acre--11, 500 acres, Is miles east Of
~ Greeley, Col, in the irrigated district
where irrigated land sells at 500 per
= acre. Big speculation. Half cash. bal
: - ance easy terms, per cent. 49,. Il.
$500 Fer Acres, 900 acres good farm land, 10
=. county. N. D. Adjoining lands sell ut
$12.60 per acre: One-third cash, balance
on ~ four annual payments, per cent. =,
: level pillow land, 8 miles from railway sta
ton and 30 miles south Of Winnipeg,
Manitoba. in famous Red River valley;
, balance five yearly payments, 8 per cent,
$500 Per Acre-3o,000 acres, eastern Montana;
SIS, 900 worth of improvements, mostly
: pillow land, ready to colonize. Half cash,
balance good terms. ~., go =, ~ ,
No trades. Prices net; you must add to
lutely control these lands at these prices.
., Quoted subject to prior sale.
Wholesale lands only.
All prices subject to prior sales, withdrawal
from market and change of price without
notice. .. 5000 len.
:. = Elwood Land Co., " ~ r..
~. = ,71S Guaranty Building, 49,. 80 !.
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CRADLE, ALTAR AND GRAVE

Mr.. and Mrs. O. n. Ramsdell, 1A1 oflin ave.
Mr.. and Mrs. william Thorn. 211s Cedar ave.
niue, a boy. ~,
!. Mr.. and Mrs. J. Fishes, 1o11 Girard avenue
n, M. I I'D Mrs. q J. Cue. as4 West rn.r.y-
fourth street. q boy.
Mr.. and Mrs. Audrey Drickscn COS Seven.
teenth avenue NE. girl,
MI. an ana Mrs. j. W. Pfeus 1871 seventh street.
Mr.. and MgE.. Charles McPherson. $50 Tws,fth
avenue NE. boy
Nj and Mrs: NJ. a, Anderson, s2o4 Twenty
second avenue s.. q boy. ...s. ~
Mr. and Ms. Harry Bell. 1900 Fifth avenue
MI. and Mrs 5ehn o'Brien, Chestnut place,
boy. 49, 8.
Mr.: and Mrs. John NeAndrewa s2s Main
street, girl.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

q EiSS TAIE FUN SAlaE
Improved.
s.s Continues. n
ANOTHER GREAT BARGAIN.
81. 1O0-S-room house. east front, lot 50x125,
dne lawn and shade trees: house nicely deco.
rated; full BASEMENT Andrews hot water
heating plant; large porch with cement floor
and cut stone piers; partly hardwood floors.
Rooms fine and large. This place Is worth at
suit. We recommend this as excellent value
Location south of Lake f
Lowry Realty Co. s 5f
Both phones. B29 Boston block.
"a, 0oo-FINE HOME ON HARRIET Az, NEAR
9th st: nearly new, strictly modern, eight
rooms, large porch, very desirable neighber-
hood; 81 900 or more cash. Only two blocks
to Lyndale Nv car line, Here is bargain.
Look 1t up at once. (,
Lowry Realty Co..
Both phones. 800 Boston Block.
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STORAGE

THE BOYD TRANSFER & STORAGE co. HAS
unequaled facilities for packing, moving, stor-
= ing and shipping household goods See our
elegant new. freproof storage warehouse with
separate rooms and compartments. Warehouse
office, 400 q Lake st; main Office, 46 Sd ct s.
MNNEAP0LIs[ TRANSFER AND STORAGE
:. Ing household goods; expert furniture packers;
satisfaction assured; cut rates to Pacific coast
and other points our specially. 122 9th st s..
Both phones! IS = @-f ( =
CUT RATES ON .HoUsEH0LpI GOODS 70
Chicago, Denver, SPOKANE, Pacific coast terrni.
nails and tributary points. For best Of Ser
vice and lowest ties write or call on the
Boyd Transfer Co., 46 80 st 8.
REALTY :FREPRoo7 WAREHoUsLsToR
age, packing, shipping OF high grade household
goods and pianos; clean separate locked com.
partments. 16Os112 LIST Az n. Both phones
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MINNEToNKA PROPERTY

MINNEToNKA PROPERTY /,
~~~>~~~~~>(~>~~-~|>.~~ -~~~~~>~~~~>~~O~>->~
25 ACRES At TROLLEY STATION AND TWO
blocks from Lake Minnetonka, only 5000 per
acre; fine neighborhood and only two blocks
from store and <postoffice
! It's feet Of fine shore on M1nnetonka at
trolley station. new six-room winter house; ele.
CANT location: price 900. " -,
/ have some fine, properties on both Christ
mas and minnewashta lakes; let me know your
wants; / can fill them. >" -n
. A. s. Apgar, '
- rExcelslor. Lake Minnetonka, MINI. -
TWO WOODED LOTS, EACH 55x1s2, IN WAY
zats, only $3.50 for both: They re very cheap
r. Ten acres Wayzata, all cultivated, lei
-: ~ j.. M. Davies, 500 Phoenix
FOR sALE-FoUR ACRES = MNNFToNKl
property near Manitou station. Inquire OF
Premises H.. q. Garlock. 80. = -.
LIST; Y0uR PRoPERTY WITH. me Tor quicl
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FLORISTS

3 - 1870 3ss..ffFLUklSTS
LATHAM, EIoRIsT, IS 10th ST s, HEAD
quarters Tor artistic designs; our designs are
made on new frames only. no, secondhand GEM
sterT-. frames. used. Flowers used are fresh
cut daily, Both phones.
AMUNDsoN & KERCHNER, funeral Designs a
spectalty 400 Hen. T. g. 1858; Nicollet 19i.
FLORAL .DEsIGNs AND FLOWERS; TELE.
graph or phone. NaSsl's. Ills w Lake ct.
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ANCHOR LINE STEAMEHIPs, 80
Largest finest. speediest vessels ssilins sat.
urdays from New York apd Glasgow, mAtdH&
Close connections with Scandinavian and COZ.
sss ao R''i aSE ssi HE B b sip'''' Peru
For rates and other Information, apply
Nus Nilsson, 1a1 "a 81 9, MinneapohG 2ibn.
TRAVEL to Europe On The Emprsssss Of Xoyal
Mail steamship Lines. Canadian Faoiha haill
~ ..xS tsss SsASs ~ VI !tAs1AlS0R4AA1
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AMERICAN LINE

AMERICAN LINE
Phii.delphia Queenstow1NLl1erpooi. ~ :.
ATLANTIC TRANSPORT LINE
NEW YoRK.LONDoN DIRECT.
DOMINION LINE
Royal Mail Steamers. SsSt
N NTREAL N LIvERP0oL-short sea passage
RED STAR LINE
NEW YORK, ANTWERP PARIS,
WHITE STAR LINE
NEW OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
BOSTON-QUEENSTOWN VI
TIE 1 MEDITERRANEAN Hrs IA
E9.[ FROM NEW YORK SO
Cedric. =. Nov. ~, fan. 5, Feb. 10 q 900
o Gel HI; Jan TO- March SoNs
oAA1lo. f AS : s5 5ssSH; Aas0a 50, NAY
S S4,SqRF Ii .E % T. 1890 1880 ~; gss
,,,.,,, b = i ssneKa n " H., + AEsa
East atS Il. 81. saaf
oHRIsTMAs EXCURSIONS 20 HoHWAX
manyj leavs Aiapsapoiis weekly lowest nkSs
ds sons O. III r as sss ss sss.::
IS, xasas,si /. q sstst s!gsp:ss! ssssssa
the Canadian Pacific Railway. n te@
man, northwestern passenger agent n52 Nleds
let av, Minneapolis. e~
aA!AND oHRIsrMAs axQVRsI6NS rs SdAA
$s, pse + and s ). X you a.si SIZE ss.i pss
saaatsss' e. q sp ssea s1S
: eth century secom1aodations o. atsenss ri
sos.o 1nnafa s sa n9se, drg ne Ny !. Ssss
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HORSES AND CARRIAGES
For Sale

Z OI 0d1e.
AUCTION ANNoUNoEMENT ExTRAoaD1.
NARY-AUCTIoN.
sell for the account Of Messrs. Gardner and,
Grace: - :-7'
Two cars heavy drafters, average 1900 lbs.
For account Of Milburn Bros: -.
wo v ~sHs 4sSS S:
Account F1ettin Bros: - =
2ne car heavy drafters, weight 1000 lbs,
fog service. T., --~,., III.
8. 1908. D'sD''' : p''n' SnA'p AnofSoAs' N.Y.
South st, Paul Horse Exchange.
BARRETT & ZIMMERMAN, THE LARGEST
horse dealers in America. have from 500 to
Gl e San o.
g carload. call and look our stock over.
auctions Aue every "Wednesday Private sales daily
norman. Midway Horse Market
HORSES. HORSES. HORSES.
We have on hand for this week three car
loads of very fine large draft horses, farm
mares, single wagon horses and fine drivers.
These horses are fresh from the country and
must nY +, be s0ld' Bloom s hajeruv 21s "a
WILL TRADE GOOD LADY's HORSE, BUGGY,
harness and cutter for vacant lot. Might put
In some cash. Value of outfit $3.50. -:
Potter.
601-3 Phoenix building.
FOR sALE-0NE PAIR HoRsEsi BEEN
used for sprinkler this summer: weight 5000;
8 and years old; two sets Of harness and
two wagons; will sell separate. , 31O9 Sd
av 8:
NEW HEAVY LUMBER HARNESS. $50,
horse blankets less than manufacturer cost.
Midway Harness Co., 1850 University av op.
poslte horse markets. st. Paul.
wANTED-WR ARE, ALWAYS READY TO
buy and pay cash for horses, buggies, har.
M Gassss H Ss r Rse't thinner
HORSE OWNERS ATTENT1oN-To GET YOUR
horses shod right see Larson Horseshoeing Co.,
122 Sd st and q Western av.
HORSE HARNESS AND RUBBER RR
rlnabout $50. Also work team, must be sold
by Friday. 1851 Monroe st NE.
FOR sALE-FoUR HEAVY WORK TEAMS,
az s.
FOR LAME AND INTERFERING HORSES TRY
our handmade shoes. JAS Rowett.221 7th st 8.
FOR sALlHoRsEs, BUGGIEs, WAGONS
and harnesses. secondhand. 615 4th st 8. =
FROST & CO.'S SALE AND COMMISSION
stables: cash or time. 21s I'd av N
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> cH&o1eE MODERN ZONES 9 o
> At Moderate Cost
$1,875-On Girard av NJ, near Western,
- six-room house and barn In fine condi-
ton; artesian well. storm sash and
D screens; easy terms. @'
, $1,775-Brand new, five rooms on one door,
hardwood floors, gas and gas fixtures;
shades, screens, storm sash: within
, easy walk; north; bargain. L.
0 $2,s75-Bast front. new. seven rooms,
, modern except. heat; hardwood floors,
gas and gas fixtures; full basement
. shades, storm sash and. screens; easy
0 term If desired; 18th av S and 34th
0 st. - -, -..tE@ - -
D s4,s75-Never occupied; eight rooms; en-
D tirely modern; hardwood finish and
, floors; hot water heat, gas and electric
b light handsome combination fixtures.
D built-in sideboard lastly DECORATED
D throughout; storm SASH screens. win.
D dow shades, full basement, cement
D aoor laundry trays; complete and very
attractivei south, near car line, easy
0 terms If desired. -
D -. Thompson Bros
234 Security Bank Bldg. -...
o o % 0 O. o 0 o
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CARPET CLEANING AND RUG
MANUFACTURING

BEST RUGS FROM OLD CARPETS; CARPETS
cleaning. Moorish Rug Co.. 1902 q Franklin,
OUR RUGS MADE FROM OLD CARPETS SAT.
isfy. ECONOMY Rug Co.. Ga LIST az q
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A 0 o Q Q 90 90 % o. o 90 o % o {
I
;;As {E.
800 S-' s--A, ~ IAonANtE'
Residence and Factory Ruild,no
J g5f - 55-- ,
Moving mvShu sfnass to Axi.h,., D.,
aerss heamtifnliy leId en-, s'ree ts over TWO
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REAL ESTATE FOR. sAr.r
Improved.

900 . y - Geo . Is . . . /,
o
{5:fs
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~~~~~<~~~~~~~~~~~~<N~~
J. D. HINSHAW. 6c7 BOSTON BLocK-NEw
fall styles ready for inspection. 51 .-s',
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DYEING AND CLEANING

TWIN CITY DYE WORKS. THE LEADING
French dry cleaners for ladies' and gents
Il clothing and all household goods. S16 Nicollet.
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BEAUTIFUL 800-ACRE STOCK FARM; 10.
Gated 90 miles northwest Of Minneapolis,
seven miles from st. Cloud; 100 acres under
cultivation, 100 acres pasture, 100 acres nat
ural hay meadow thoroughly drained, will out
barn 80x7o; lean-to 1615o; windmill, granary,
corncribs and other buildings one Of the best
stock farms In the state; price $40 per acre;
easy term1. Schwab Bros, $40 Guaranty
building, Minneapolis
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THOROUGHLY COMPETENT; LATEST PARIS
fashions good filter: street suits a speciality;
$1.75 per day; fifteen years experience In
high-class work. Address S057, Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-04-06
CHAPTER XXXVIII.
An Arrival at the Dove Cote-Mildred
Resolved on a Perilous Adventure.

1t was in the state Of painful expec-
tation described in the last chapter,
that Mildred now rode out daily, upon
the highways, i'm the feeble hope of
hearing something of Importance from
the casual wayfarers who, in the pres
ent excited condition of the country,
were thronging the roads. On the
morning to which our narrative refers,
she had charged Henry to procure the
attendance of Stephen Foster to whom.
as it was known that he was about to
accompany his troop towards the scene
of hoStilities. she was anxious to in
trust a letter for Butler, as we'll as
to communicate to him some instruc-
tions relating to 1t.
Stephen was, accordingly, now in at
tendance. A sleek, full blooded roam
of an active, deer-like figure, and
showing by his mettlesome antics the
high training of a pampered favorite,
stood i'm the care of the groom at the
door: and Mildred. aided by her broth
N''-'N
and confidence of one familiariZed to
the exploit When mounted, she APP
peared to great advantage. She was
an expert rider, and managed her horse
with a dexterous grace. The very po-
sition of command and authority which
her saddle gave her, seemed to raise
her spirits into happier elevation.
Follow me. Mister Stephen" she
said. II have service for you. And II
will not be out of the fashion of the
time that a lady should be squirrel by ar
armed soldier. We take the road down
the river. Have n care. brother how
YOU bound off at the start-the hill Is
steep, and a horses foot is not over
sure when pressed too rapidly on the
! descent"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-04-06
To BE CONTINUED.

ONE WAY ROUND.-An old mar
who sells produce in the towns neal
Lowell. Mass, has his share OF the
best kind of wit-the unexpected
Not long ago, according to a writes
i'm the Lowell Citizen. he delivered
pair of dressed chickens to one o1
his customers. She was in the kitten
en- when he brought them I'm and
womanlike. shivered a little wher
she saw the headless fowls.
II should think you'd simply hate
to cut off the heads of those inno'
cent chickens!" she exclaimed invol
UNFAIRLY.
II do" replied the old man. "ant
so l never do it. | manage to ge
around It,"
"How?" the housewife demanded
with eager interest. THE heads o
these chickens are gone"
"Oh, yes" said the old man cheer
fully, II chopped the chickens off.