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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

The followers of Dowie began to under stand the old man despite his apostolic gowns Those gowns will not prevent an Investigation.
 
 William G. Rockefeller is the only mem Der of the Rockefeller family who laughs. Laughing is not a Rockefeller eharacter- istie
 John D. Rockefeller no doubt thinks lot. He has been heard to say in his sleep Uneasy lies the head that wears a wig"
 Secretary Taft wants a wider canal zone-one he can pass through without eneroaching on the heighboring repuh- lie. John Burns. the labor leader and cabi- net minister. is compelled to wear a goId-laced suit when he visits the King college professor says plants see. hear and and feel So they do, and the sugar beet makes laws and tariffs. Santo Domingo has million dollars in New York bank, but the strings tied to 1t are numerous and difficult.
 
 Congressman Longworth should have his throat repaired at once, for this Is his week to have good tonsils.
  New Yorks three prominent citizens are Cromwell. Mizner and Andy Hamilton. Count Boni lives in France. The Taft party will give Miss Alice an aqua marine, which is the same thing as a picture of the sea-
  John R. Mccall, crushed and feeble, presents pltlable spectacle, but who is to blame? The Castelanes deserves the thanks of two countries for keeping still as long as they did.
 shonts is incompetent and Cromwell is out for the scads, and the canal remains undug.
 savini, at the age of "A. refuses to do anymore farewelling. fIe is wholly sen sible.
  This has been a cold winter for grafters. but a mild winter for everybody else.
  It is a wonder that Anna and Boni lived together as long as they did.
  Senator Patterson is trying to break into the Mlzner- Cromwell class. school marm advises us that Parma violets are not Palma violets. The man who has not sent a gift to Miss Alice is distinguished, Kansas City has man named swope who is patron of art
  John Burns in a court dress is a sght to shock the laborltes. The sroundhog is losing out in it's Medicine Hat crusade l The insurance plum tree no longer bears s1O0 GOO fruit.
 Wilson Mizner is needed on the comic l opera stage. l Wilson Mizner is no longer in the val l entine class.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

The followers of Dowie began to under stand the old man despite his apostolic gowns Those gowns will not prevent an investigation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

John D. Rockefeller no doubt thinks a lot. He has been heard to say in his sleep: Uneasy lies the head that wears q wig"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

William G. Rockefeller is the only mem Der of the Rockefeller family who laughs. Laughing lis not Rockefeller charscter- fstip
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

santo Domingo has a million dollars in a New York bank but the strings tied to it are numerous and difficult.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

Secretary Taft wants a wider canal zone-one he can pass through without encroaching on the heighboring repub- lie
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

Congressman Longworth should have his throat repaired at once, for this Is his week to have good rtonsils.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

John Burns. the labor leader and cabi- net minister. is compelled to wear a gold-laced suit when he visits the King.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

A college professor says plants see, hear and and feel So they do, and the sugar beet makes laws and tariffs
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

New Yorks three prominent citizens are Count Boni lives in France.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

The Taft party will give Miss Alice an aqua marine. which is the same thing as a picture of the sea-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

John R. Mccall, crushed and feeble, presents pltlable spectacle, but who is to blame? i
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

The Castellanes deserves the thanks of two countries for keeping still as long as they did.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

Paul Lawrence Dunbar, the negro poet who died Friday in Dayton, Ohio had peculiar gift for transferring the home
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

shonts is incompetent and Cromwell is out for the scads, and the canal remains undug,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

ly philosophy of his race to verse. He stood alone among all the black men of this country and was the sole poet of his people. Dunbar had rare poetic vein and had he lived longer he might have left a lasting impression on con- temporaneous literature.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

salvin at the age of "A, refuses to do anymore farewelling. He is wholly sen sble
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

This has been a cold winter for grafters. but a mild winter for everybody else.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

The new Mark Twain hotel at Hanni- bal, Mo. is a hostelry where you would expect to find one of these humorous bills of fare and list of rules for guests that would make a horse laugh.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

Senator Patterson is trying to break into the Mizner- Cromwell class.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

An Ohio woman who says that her hus- band beat her on an average of once a week for fifteen years wants divorce on a charge of desertlon. After 59O lick ings she apparently wants more.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

A man committed suicide ip Los An geles because he was tired of life. He ought to have moved away
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

It begins to appear that Johann Hoch will be hanged February 9. His death day will come immediately after GEORGE WASHINGToN'S birthday
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

It is a wonder that Anna and Boni lived together as long as they did
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

A school marm advises us that Parma yiolets are not Palma" violets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
PROSPEROUS
OAHU COLLEGE

The 1905-1906 catalogue of Oahu Col
lege has just been issued from the press
of the Hawaiian Gazette Co. 1t is a
volume of 81 pages of most attractive
appearance geographically.
The catalogue shows how much the
school is progressing. The course of
study from kindergarten through the
college compares favorabiy with that
instruction is concerned, no school can
make a better showing. There are two
German is now taught in the seventh
and eighth grades in the Preparatory
School. The two years here and the
four years in the college make six years
of German possible. Beginning with
next fail, Latin viii be taught in the
eighth grade. German in 1906 and
Latin in 1907 win be required for adj
mission to the college, but special
courses in these subjects are offered
during the Freshman year so that stu
dents who come from other schools can
make up this deficiency by extra work
The new plan is advantageous TO stu
dents who enter the Preparatory School |
before the seventh grade.
The summary of students shows TO
tai registration of 5o1 which is far and |
away the banner enrolment in the his
tory of the school The senior class has
80 members. many of whom are going
to college. The school is enjoying 8
period of healthy prosperity.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

This is the age OF research and experiment.
when Ell nature, so to speak, is ransacked by
the scientific for the comfort and happiness of
man Science has indeed made giant strides
during the past century, and among the-by no
means least ACCOMPLISHMENTS In medicine
comes that of THERAPIoN.
This preparation is unquestfonably one OF the
most genuine and reliable Patent Medicines
ever introduced, and has. understand, been
used in the Continental Hospitals by Ricord.
Rostau, Jobert, yelpeau. MaisonneuVe, the we'll
known Chassaignac. and indeed by all VINO are
regarded as authorities In such matters, In
Guiding the celebrated Lallemand and Roux
by whom 1t some time since uniformly
adopts.t. and that II is worthy the attention of
those who require such a remedy we think there
Ia no doubt From the time of Aristotle down
wards q potent agent in the removal or these
diseases has (like the famed philosophers
fuI generous minds: and far beyond the mere
power-ff such could ever have been oiscof
ered-of transmitting the baser metals into goid
Is surely the discovery of remedy so potent
as TO replenish the failing energies In the one
case and in the other 50 eHectuaHy, specify
end ga elv to expel from the system the poisons
Of acquired or inherited disease in all their
nro+nan forms as to leave faint or trace be-
hind Such is the New French Kennedy
TuERAPION, which may certainly rank with
n NOT take precedence Of. many OF the dis
narHrics Of our day about which no little
ostentation and noise have been made, ana the
a~+ansive and ever-increasing demand that has
So, created for this medicine wherever intro
,5,cad sppears to prove that 1t is destined u
casa into oblivion all those questionable RENE
dies that were formerly the sole seuance OF
r,.JicaI mep-Diamond Fields Advertiser, KIM
barIey-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
EXCURSION TO OPENING
OF THE KOHALA DITCH

The special excursion to witness the
wall, will leave Honolulu on the XII
nau Saturday night, June 9Th, at ten
O'Clock, reaching Mahukona at II
o'clock on Sunday morning. From Ma
hukona the party will proceed to Ko-
hala. and Sunday Will be devoted to
resting or to viewing the ditch and
the country. There will be a luau at
the Kohala Club, and the opening
ceremonies of the big ditch on Mon
day, Mrs. Parker pulling the ribbon
that viii open the ditch. Those who
desire, can catch the Mauna Loa at
Mahukona on Tuesday returning to
Honolulu. The following have been
booked to go on the excursion:
Samuel Parker, Mrs. Samuel Parker,
A. l.. c. Atkinson, Captain J. Ross. J.
7. McCrosson, Miss McCrosson, George
W. Macfarlane. Robert Single, E.
Ingham. Mrs. E. P. Low, Fred Lewis,
Prince David, Mrs. Nawahi, z. S.
Cunha. Mrs. E. S. Cunha. Roy Cham
berlain c. S. Holloway, Jack Lucas.
w. r. Harrington. FL. P. Roth, G.. D.
Belt. r. C. Stackable, ]. O. Carter Jr.,
Bruce Hartman, Frank Thompson, J.
w. Pratt, Harry Armitage, Mrs. Armi-
tage, Frank Richardson, L. NJ. White
house.
Those who desire may JOIN the party
by calling at the office of j. A. Magoon
and booking their names
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
REWARDS
OF MERIT
Kan Preparatory Boys
Receive Their
Diplomas.

The Kamehameha School was en- fete
yesterday afternoon, the occasion being
| the class day of the preparatory pupils
| nine of whom were presented with their
graduating diplomas. The exercises
We're held in the open air, seats being
little chapel. where large American and
Hawaiian flags We're stretched between
the trees
The young graduates We're All Nj All
Carl Bergstrom, Charles Hastings
Judd, Walter Kahilioka1ani Kakoi,
Simeon kepano, Hector Morton and
Thomas Foster Robinson, each of whom
delivere, 4 snort grafton. The chorus
singing of the class was greatly en-
joyed.
The address delivered to the class by
Rev. E. B. Turner was on the subject
Life, Baseball Game" the points
presented by the various features of a
contested match being compared to the
=
sons to Ne learned presented in ball
terms we'll calculated to interest the
boy listeners and hold place in their
memories.
In presenting the diplomas to the
graduates, Miss Knapp made a short
address of congratulation and timely
advice
At the conclusion of the program the
class gave its yell and then. under COM
mand of Captain Adrian Bal, perform
ed a number of maneuvers in company
drill, being heartily applauded for the
good appearance and training they dis
played. The program was as follows:
Chorus-Away to the Woodland.
Invocation. Rev w. n. Lono
A Master Workman...-W William Bartels
Raphaels First and Last Pictures.
Observation-Disclosures. All Nj All Hi
Two Pictures. Simeon Kepano
Hunting Song. ........... Upper Grades
A Spanish Painter. 49,. Walter Kakoi
The Boy Landseer -. Foster Robinson
Song-(a) A Million Little Diamonds;
OBJ Whenever a Little Child Is
Born; (a) The Froggies Swimming
Pool; (b) Young King Cole.
a Lover of Animals. Hastings Judd
Chorus-O Hawaii, We Hail Thee.
.............. Rev. E. b. Turner
Presentation of Diplomas.
Glass Song.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
Water Carnival
JUNE IL,
Bishops Slip
AUSPICES
aelIdDi Qld Myrtle Boot Clubs.

Best decorated shore boats, trophy
for winner
Best decorated Japanese sampan.
trophy.
Relay race. 6-man. cup, at present
held by Myrtle Boat Club
25-yards DASH championship of is
lands, trophy.
50-yards dash, championship of is
lands, silver cup.
High dive S0-feet leap.
Exhibition by Peter Baron, the HUI
man Cork.
Trapeze exhibition.
Japanese sampan launching exhibit
ton.
Obstacle race.
Boys race, under Is years, trophy.
Ladies race, trophy.
Clothing race.
Lantern race.
Japanese swimming race. 25 yards,
championship of islands, trophy
Japanese swimming race, so yards,
championship of islands, trophy.
General admission 25 cents.
Tickets at the Hawaiian News Co.'S
Young Building store.
The entry book at the Hawaiian News
Co.'S. Entries will close on Saturday,
June 9.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
DAMON PRIZES
IN RHETO2ICALS

The contest for the Damon prizes in
o'clock in Pauahi Hall The course in
rhetoricals this year has been under
Mr.. Barton's instruction. All of the
speakers did we'll and showed the ex-
cellence of their training.
The judges were Mr.. A. NJ. Merrill
Mrs. S. P. French, and Mrs. c. H. Oh
son. Their decision will be announced
on the night of commencement.
The following is the program:
Kamakea Magoon-
AN Anecdote of the Peninsula War
BY a British officer.
Arthur Emerson
''Abou Ben Adhem''
Leigh Hunt
Helen North
The Battle of Ivry'
II. B. Macaulay
Alice Spalding-
Gazette and Swan
H. L. Piner.
Alloy Soong-
The Gettysburg Address
Abraham Lincoln
lOIeC w eGQOIl--
"A White Lily
Mary L. White.
Alice Hopper
The Closet Scene, from Hamlet
Shakespeare.
Philip Hall
The Fools Prayer
Sill
Dorothy True
independence BelP'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
PLAGUE OF The MIGHT.
Keeps Thousands of People in Honolulu
Awake.

Keeps you awake; can't sleep wink
Breeds misery by day, profanity by
night.
Know what it is? Itching Piles.
Itch, itch, itch. Nearly drives you
crazy.
Itching away in any position. any
time.
Doan's Ointment cures Piles, Eczema
and all itching skin diseases
Read what a local citizen says:
William Preston has been a resi-
dent of Victoria, Australia, for over
half century and is at present re-
siding at No. IS Argyle ST., st. Kilda.
He says: For some considerable time
I have been troubled with Eczema on
my legs. The irritation at times was
very great especially at night, and it
caused me considerable annoyance. ]
obtained a pot of Doan's Ointment and
1 must say that it allayed the irrita-
ton almost Immediately. Doan's Oint-
ment is a good remedy and I can high
ly recommend it for Eczema
Doans Ointment is splendid in all
diseases of the skin, eczema, piles.
hives, insect bites, sores, chilhlains,
etc. 1t is perfectly safe and very eff
fective
Doans Ointment is sold by all
chemists and storekeepers at so cents
per box (six boxes $3.50 or will be
mailed on receipt of price by the Hol-
lister Drug Co., Agents for the Hawai-
Ian Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02

also some of the Army songsters vii
participate The brass band viii play
ana there will be good music and sing
ing. Admission TO the meeting viii be
free. and every body Is cordially invited
to attend.
Sunday services: Holiness meeting
at 1920 a. m. Meeting in the peniten-
tiary at 1870. Sunday school and Bible
class at o IN. Salvation meeting at
D. m. The brass and string bands
will play at the night meeting.
There is a meeting every night, ex-
cept Monday. to which all are cordially
invited.
Adjutant and Mrs. Bamberry, officers
in charge.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02

1901. IS; 1902. "A; 1903. "A; 1904, 70; 1905.
70; 1906, 70.
Mean OF this month for II years. rs.
Absolute maximum for this month for
II years, 81.
| Absolute minimum for this month for
! II years, so.
Average daily deficiency of this
month as compared with mean of II
years, 0.3.
Accumulated deficiency since January
, 1, 81.
Average daily deficiency since Janu-
airy l, GA.
PRECIPITATION.
Total this month, 1.O2.
Greatest precipitation in "A hours,
023; date, 31st.
Total precipitation this month i'm 1877.
$50; 1873, 0.23; 1879, 2f7; 1880, o.1s; 1881,
80: 1882. 126: 1888, O64; 1884. OBS: 1885,
1929; 1886, 154; 1887, SAG; 1855, Las;
1889. 127; 1890, 2O3; 1891 O.36; 1892, 4.S9,
1898, LAP; 1894. O27; 1905, 1.24; 1906, 1.02.
Average of this month for 20 years.
2.21.
Deficiency of this month as compared
with average of 20 years, 1.19.
Accumulated deficiency since January
/, 9.s8.
WIND.
Prevailing direction, NE. (s5 per
cent?; total movement, 6633 miles;
average hourly velocity, SO; maximum
velocity (for five minutesO, 26 miles per
hour from the east on the 14th.
WEATHER.
Number of days clear, 4; partly
cloudy, %; cloudy, 5; on which 81 inch,
or more, OF precipitation occurred, Il.
DATES OF MISCELLANEOUS
PHENOMENA.
Auroras, none; haIos: solar 4th, lunar
3rd; hail, none; sIeet, none; fog, none;
thunderstorms, none.
Note.-"I''' indicates trace of precipi-
tation T. T. DRAKE,
Temporarily in Charge, Weather
Bureau.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
THE FUNDAMENTAL LAW
OF HAWAII CONTAINS:


/. The first Constitution OF Kane
hamena III, 1910, including the pre-.
yiously issued Bill of Rights.
2. The first laws of Hawaii, enacted
under KaEenamena III. QS3S-1S42)
published together in 1912.
g. The law creating and principles
guiding the Land Commission.
T. The second Constitution OF Ka-
mehameha Ill, 1852.
5. The Constitution OF Kamehameha
", 1864
8. The Constitution OF Kalakaua.
1887
z. The Proclamation and orders Incl
dent to the establishment or the PrlVo-
sional Government, 1898.
8. The Constitution Of the Republic
OF Hawaii, 1894.
9. The treaty annexing Hawaii to
the United States, 1887.
10. The Resolution OF the Hawaiian
Senate ratifying the annexation treaty,
1897.
II. The Joint Resolution Of Congress
annexing Hawaii 1898.
Il. The documents and procedure in
cident to the transfer of the sovereign
ty a~1 possession of Hawaii to the
United States, 1898; ard the executive
orders of President M-Kinley, relating
to the government OF Hawaii, issued
during the transition period between
the date of annexation and the pas
sage Of the Organic Act, 1S9s-190o.
Is. The Act Of Congress organising
Hawaii into a Territory, 1900.
For sale by
THE HAWAIIAN GAZETTE CO.,
Ltd,
Price $500, postage prepaid.
Honolulu. T. II.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
THE SALVATION ARMY.

Tonight, commencing at o'clock, in
the Salvation Army Hall, corner of
King and Nuuanu streets, Rev. w. D.
Westervelt will give stereopticon lee
ture on Hawaiian Fishes and Fish
ing" Mr.. Westervelt has a splendid
set of slides, and those who can attend
will enjoy a treat. The signal corps
from Kakaako Mission will sing, and
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
a MEDICINE THAT WILL CURE
CHRONIC DIARRHOEA.

Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Dfarrhoea Remedy is the most success
full medicine in the world for bowel
complaints. and is the only remedy
that viii cure chronic diarrhoea. Every
bottle is warranted. For sale by
Benson, Smith & Co., Ltd, agents for
Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
Mean 99.l fO.o 40

Mean .T91 700 746
ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE.
Reduced TO sea level: inches and
hundredUhsD
Mean. 30.6S. Highest. Sol6; date, 9Th,
Lowest. 29.94; date, 3rd.
TEMPERATURE
Highest. 81: date. Both. Lowest, Ga
date, LIST.
Greatest daily range, Z; date, lst.
Least daily range, s; date. l2th.
Mean for month in 1890, 80; 1881, -;
1892 75: 1893. rs: 1894. IS; 1895, IS; 1880
IS: 1897, -; 1898, "A; 1899, 10; 1900, 49,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-02
WEATHER BUREAU REPORT.

L. s. Department of Agriculture,
Weather Bureau.
MONTHLY METEOROLOGICAL
SUMMARY.
Station, Honolulu, T. H; month
May, 1906
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-11
A wAR-sMIrTEN RAILROAD.

The Trans Siberian railway is not
just now at-its best. In the first just
place the dirt in the first-class carriages
is SO thick that even the Russian sol
diers see it. Writing to the papers, the
officers declare that it (the dirt), is
nevaabrazimy (unima ginab1e). adding
that this is not to be wondered at since
the carriages are not cleaned even
once week. One of these officers
writes in the Slovo that all the silk
stuff on the cushions is gone, that all
the looking glasses are broken. that all
the mattresses for the beds are mis-
laid or lost. The carriages look as
if they had recently been under heavy
fire and it will cost Russia millions
OF pounds sterling to again make this
line fit to carry people who are accus-
toned, when travelling, to have better
accommodation than cattle Oddly
enough, however, the only things
spared in these carriages are the old
leaflets which set forth the manifold
of the line and which
speak of DaIny and Port Arthur as
Russian ports. No wonder that the
authorities never allow any
foreigner to travel by this railway
now. The contrast between what it is
and what it was meant to be is too
Times.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-11
ELEPHANTS GOING UP.

"a five foot elephant costs this
spring said an importer of animals,
81, 400, as against $1,000. for which
such elephants could be bought two
years ago.
elephants, like all other wild ami
mails. are growing scarcer with the set
tlement of the globe, and their prices
tend upward More small elephants
than big ones are imported because
they cost less to begin with and be-
cause they are easier and safer to
transport and showmen like them, too.
because young elephants are more
tractable and easier to train. And
small elephants are attractive anyway.
Then the elephant is a hardy ami
NAL in captivity and it is naturally
long lived and the young elephant in
creases in value with its growth; and
SO, even with their prices tending up
ward. young elephants are good prop
erty.''