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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
Advice to sepfcm Der Brides


Oh, little maids who aim to wed
Your hearts love this September,
When the sweet gum is flaming red
And summer is an ernter
That gives one last expiring glow
One last faint flare ere going
You're more than good and sweet and
fair,
You are extremely knowing.
You are indeed extremely wise.
For in the honeymooning,
The hugging time of married life,
The grooming and the spooning,
Is the right time to tame a man;
When all of life seems Sided
He will Insist the work, is his
When fires are to be builded.
II you had wed the brute in June
And you had lived together
With not fire to kindle all
The torrtd summer weather
Fall time would find lifes glamour
And gallantry swift dwindling,
And with the coming of chill dawns
You'd have to split the kindling.
So wed the brute in fall, dear girl,
And cold morns you'll be finding
Him climbing out to start the fire
And never, never mindfng.
The girl who weds in June in fall
A supercilious brute sees;
The man who's wed in fall don't kick
At wifies trapped tootsies.
So choose your man and run him down
And wed him in September,
When all the world is blushing red
And summers just ar, ernber.
So Will you have him nicely trained
Before next winters inning.
Your happiness in married life
Depends on its beginning.
Houston Post
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
THERMOMETER MARkSMEN
The Load of Gfn.cracks at Sea Girt
Surprised a West NirEininn.

The Load of Gfn.craclks at Sea Girt
Surprised West VfrEininn.
Major Robert Linn Osborne of Clarks-
burg, W. Va. one of the crack rifle
men of the team sent from that state
to Sea Girt. \. J., has been in New
York explaining to his southern friends
how the West Virginia boys failed to
carry off the big prizes, says the New
York Times.
1--WE went to Sea Grit" said the
major with our rifles and a few boxes
of matches with which to take the
shine from the tip sight. Then we
stretched out on our stomachS in good
old fashioned mountain fashion and
banged away at the targets. Some OF
our squad have valises full of medals
for shooting, but we didn't need any
new valises at Sea Grit.
while we were firing away and
feeling for the wind by instinct the
New York squad came up to the line
and began unloading paraphernalia. 1t
seemed like each markSman had
wagon load OF gimcrackS. First he
would put up tripod on which he
would stick long pole, on the top Of
which was a set of cups into which
blew the breeze. This was some sort
of wind gauge. Then they unloaded
thermometers, barometerS and tele-
scopes. They did everything but send
q man with a gimlet to the target to
bore hole in the bullseye and then
send the bullet by special messenger to
be plugged into the hole.
THAT was too much for West Eir
ginia. Down our way there's hardly
man that can't bore q 'hole in a sill
YER dollar ct 800 yards er pick feath
er from buZzard at 500 or more, bat
on the beach at Sea Girt we didn't
seem to measure up with the thei
mometer and baron eter soldiers. What
puzzles me is what good that Kind Q.
shootin' is goin' to do in wartime? By
the time a mans got his wind ssau1.
up he's likely to be ready for the Re
Cross
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
Balloon to Lift Memorial Veil.

1t is said upon what is considered re-
liable authority that the unwilling of
the Illinois Memorial temple at Nicks-
burg. Miss. in October will be accom-
plished in the novel procedure of hav-
ing a balloon rise through the top OF
the magnificent temple. and as it wings
its fight skyward the covering of the
entire memorial. which will be the net
work of about half q dozen large Unit
ed States flags, will be swept up high
into the air. following which there will
be hundreds of other small flags that
will be arranged so that automatically
after the balloon has reached certa II
height all will be unfurled and spreaS
gayly TO the winds as the balloon de
sends. says a Vicksburg special dis
patch to the st. Louis Post-Dispatch
This is the outline Of the plan as it has
been discussed. but the details have
not been completed. The entire memo
rial is to be draped in American flags
and Il the novel plan is arranged 50 Is
to be practicable it viii be most in
spring scene to be witnessed by thou
sands OF people.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
little Giants" Are Strong
Again This Year and Are
Being Coached Well.
FOLD HEADS" DOUBTFUL
MAKE IT HARD FOR THE QUA.
KERS TO COPE WITH PRESBY-
TERIANS ON GRIDIRON.

There are serious doubts in the
minds of several "old heads" at foot
ball, who have been sizing up the
Earlham squad this week, whether
the Quakers will be able to cope with
their old rivals, 1.-The Little Giants
of Wabash. There is little doubt
that Wabash which was formerly in
the same class with Earlham on the
gridiron, has gone far ahead of the
local school, While the Presbyteri-
ans have employed a high salaried
and experienced coach and have made
strong effort to encourage students
skilled in athletics to come to their
school, Earlham has taken what has
come to her for football players. and
this year Walter Wilson "a professor
at the college will have full charge
of the coaching. Wilson is a splendid
physical instructor, but never made a
great record at football His expe-
rience in the college game he gained
at Earlham in the days when the
team worked out it's own salvation
without much coaching
which would test the ability of a Yost
Or Stage. The squad of players now
Is but little larger than on last Mon
day. while but Capt. Wann, Carey
Thistlethwaite and Alice have been
tested and found to be strong men,
There are several stocky built players
who may develop into men who can
play to advantage under the new
rules. But Earlham will lack this
year what she has for several sea
sons-a team of seasoned players who
have worked together.
Coach Wilson's hope lies in the
punting ability of Wann and Carey
and the agility of his men. To look
ut the squad it seems that they are
hearty all half backs and ends.
Alice, Thistlethwaite. Overman,
Gardner, Gem, Carey and Hawk, how
over, are a bunch of husky fellows,
who would make a pretty formidable
center quintet.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
Human EIocd Marks.

tale of horror was told by marks
of human blood in the home of j w
Williams, a well known merchant OF
Bac. KY. He writes: Twenty years
ago I had severe hemorrhages of the
lungs, and was near death when l be-
gan taking DR.. Kings New Discoy.
cry. 1t completely cured me and I
have remained well ever since II
cures hemorrhages, chronic coughs,
settled colds and bronchitis. and is
the only known cure for weak lungs.
Every bottle guaranteed by \ G. Lu-
ken & Co, druggists. soc and s1.0O.
Trial bottle free.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

Many people arc going about witt
L cheerful smile and 4 light head "a
hough wholly unaware of the fact that
he serious business Of eIccting con
FRESHMAN is before them this fall
They go to watering places. also 4
3uttcrInilk:1g places and several Other
,aces that might be mentioned. CIV
1g no thought TO the serious busincG
If self government to which they mus.
bon attend
Apparently. as far as they are con
serned. any old dub viii do for a con
--essman. but the roar they put u
when congress meets and does not pass
bill to pension their Elothers-in-law i
calculated to make people q bloct
way think that some ore is trying
The horn Of his new auto on the
natives Eternal vigilance may be the
price OF liberty, but a careful search
Of their clothes would not disclose the
price.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
BETTER THAN GATLING GU
Lone Maids Discovery of Sure Pre-
lection For Her Tent.

Miss Eloise WARWICK of Chicago.
young woman of imagination and :,
tistic disposition, is rotndipg out
summer of complete independence :.
simple life, livedT in tent on =
north shore, says : Chicago disD2tch.
When Miss warwick ser Up her t.
and started light housekeeping in I
brush within easy distance of Chicac
she realized tie possible dangers C L,
lonesome situation and cast about {
a means OF protection. Calling C1,2
shotguas. automatic pistols and h.
dogs were thouGat Of and reject
Eioise wanted something which z-o-..
not run avay or bite her. a.d that
sides being harmless would work t.
eight hour shifts every day witLo
troubling her 10 wind il Up or set il .
From a married woman friend s.
borrowed the trousers C man. Ties
she hung on line beside the tent. IN.
for two months TO tramp or thug IN
gone nec- the otherwise cefe2seles
summer Gir'
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
Canadafs Future.

Taking a birdseye view of Canada.
having watched 1t for the past seven
years rise slowly from its Lip Van
Wrinkle rest, 1 am convinced says Cy
Warman in the Independent. that the
Dominion's day is just dawning and
that within twenty years there will be
millions Of people west of the lakes,
that Winnipeg will be the second if
not the first city in Canada and that
the big questions coming before par
iiament will be settled out there in the
open where the warm chinook is blow
ing, in the west
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
HuddleSon Case Tried.

Centerville, Sept. so (SpL)-The
.ase of Charles Huddleson and vii
lelmina Huddleson, his wife, VS. Otto
1uddleson, for possession of a farm
n Jackson township, southwest OF
Cambridge City, was tried on a change
VI venue before Esquire Caleb j. Har-
rev on Saturday afternoon.
Attorney Feemster, of Cambridge
lily. appeared for Charles and Will
.elmina Huddleson. Attorney Will
lam Bond of Richmond, appeared for
otto Huddleson.
Esquire Harvey will render his de.
:ision on next Tuesday morning at
en- o'clock.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS.

Hereafter the routes of the PalIa-
3ium in Richmond will be under the
charge of a route manager, and car
'ier boys will not collect from patrons
hey serve. From this time on, the
collections will be made at regular in
ervais of two weeks by this route
manager. Under no circumstances
ire carriers boys authorized to collect
or subscriptions
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

Ii has gone out of fashion
o boast of never reading ads.
Those who do not nowadays
are inclined 20 keep quiet
about it. as they would about
my other personal shortcom-
no.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

students and professors get to work
in earnest, the past few days having
been given over to getting started
and Yearly Meeting.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

Walter Carpenter now nearing his
ninety sixth year has been in daily
attendance at Yearly Meeting.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

See how what you have heard locks
in print and get dollar for doing It
Win the news Tip" prize.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

imported Irish and German table
Linens. Napkins, Lunch cloths and
Towels. 20 Richmond Ave. Call
Home Phone 1891. lit
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

iiur of the little piece of news your
'eighbor told you and get your name
the news tip contest for this
week.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

The Palladium will pay 1oc for cop
les of the Richmond Palladium of the
dates of January list and End. 1906.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

The present cold weather will prac-
tically put an end to lawn tennis Tor
many who have been playing the
game this summer.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
Mr.. HernIy's Prediction Likely
To Be Disproved When
Votes are Counted.
PATRONAGE DISSENSIOMS
ONLY TROUBLE is OVER APP
POINTMENTS AND THEY ARE
NOT sERIoUs-BOoMIN "JIM"
HARD.

| Louis Ludlow, writing from New
Castle, says: Charles S. Hernly, for
mer chairman of the Republican state
committee, kicked a big hole in his
reputation as prophet when he de
clared in an interview in The Star
that there are 800 Republicans in old
| Henry county who will vote against
Congressman Watson this year. Ev-
| err since Mr.. Hernly made that now
i famous prediction the attention of
| politicians over the state has been di-
rected to Henry county, and many
have wondered whether or not condi-
tons are as bad, from the Republican
view point as Mr.. Hernly's diagnosis
would indicate.
The fact is that Watson is practic-
ally as strong as his party in Henry
county. The elimination of the two
ciphers from Hernlys estimate gives
about the correct idea of the extent of
the antiW Watson uprising, and it would
take a detective with a search war
rant to locate a majority of those
eight outraged and indignant souls.
At the time Mr. Hernly made his
prediction there may have been some
hundreds of Republicans who thought
they would vote against Watson, but
they won't They are now in line and
"whooping it up" for the Rushville
state sman with all the vigor they can
command
ProverbiaI RepubIicanism.
The typical Henry county Republi
can is "sot' in his political ways.
He may feel at times as if he would
like to scratch. but when it comes to
the actual scratching it is different
proposition At the final scratching
him as big as a mountain He
chokes his resentment and makes his
usual cross.
Mr.. Hernly is not fighting Con-
gresham Watson. He is not turning
over his hand to get anybody to vote
against the congressman. He i. not
trying to electioneer anybody.
While he is saving wood all of the
other party leaders are lined up as
regulars. Henry County people UNI
derstand Mr. Hernly. They don't get
mad at him. They say that he is
bully man for New Castle and the en-
tire county, and they allow him the
utmost latitude of speech. This APP
probation of Hernly is not confined
to party. Scott Chambers, proprietor
of the New Castle Democrat, told me
that Hernly is the man who has
made New Castle" Everybody else
says the same thing.
HernIy is a natural born boomer.
He can take a public enterprise in
hand and push il through with re-
markable success. 1t is surprising
how he can make the old tight
wads" shell out after everybody else
has failed. He has been largely in
strumental in bringing numerous fac
tories here and he is the daddy of the
interurban road now in process OF
construction, which will connect New
Castle with indianapolis and Rich
mond.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

Robert Hodgin moved into his new
home on North Fourteenth Saturday
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

telephone tie Richmond Steam
Laundry 10 get your laundry. II
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

phone or write a card to the Palla-
dunn of the little piece of news your
neiGhbor told you and get your name
in the news Tip" contest for this
week.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

Mrs. John Little of Bethel attend
ed Yearly Meeting yesterday.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01
THE CITY IN BRIEF

Water bills due Oct. 1.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

Water bills due Oct. 1.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-01

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29e1ot
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-12
Vermont Trade Report.

Reports to Bradstreets for the week
indicate that m manufacturing plants have
been very busy but retail trade has been
quiet except where sales have caused an
an incentive for buying. In the Northern
part of the state there is some snow
while in central and southern sections
hardly enough has fallea to do much
good Lack of snow has retarded log
ging business although large gangs of
men are in the woods. The demand for
lumber holds good, large prices are
asked and received. Wood working
industries have large number of orders
ahead and report outlook good for future.
A scarcity of help in number of lines
is reported. Wholesale business and are
collections fair. One bankruptcy is re-
ported for the week
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-12
ANNUAL REPORT
VILLAGE FINANCIAL STATE
MENT NEARLY READY.
Will be Distributed to the Citizens
Next. week. Total Indebtedness
of Village $1O7, 738. 64

The annual report of the village of
Middlebury has been prepared by Aud
itors G. E. Marshall and A, K. Carr,
during the week and is now in the print
ing department of the Register Company
and will be ready for delivery early the
coming week. The report, as usual, will
contain many things of interest to those
who follow the financial matters of our
village, and show that the present ad-
ministration has expended its various ap-
preparations in ways that have resulted
in slightly reducing the Indebtedness of
the village. However the estimate of
expense made by the auditors a year
ago was exceeded by about $500.
1t is estimated that during the year
Street Commissioner Foote has con-
strncted about 1000 square yards of stone
road. at approxmte cost of $2400, making
the cost about 60 cents per so. yd. Less
than 800, or in the vicinity of half
that amount, has been devoted to con-
structing new walks and repairs on the
Olu ONES.
The report will show that our water
system has been maintained at a cost of
S5363; the total expense of the road de-
partmenr has been in round figures,
$1,000
The receipts of the water department
were S4S75. In meeting the expenses
of the village during the past year the
appropriations in some departments have
been underdrawn and in others exceed
ed and notwithstanding the exceeding of
the total appropriation as above men
toned the village finances are not only
in as good shape as year ago but are
better and with economy the lax rate
can be lowered this year from the figure
of last
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-12
MASONIC UNION
OF WESTERN VERMONT TO
MEET IN MlDDLEBURY.
Wednesday. Jan. 81, the Date of
the Annual Concert, Ball and
Banquet cf Organization.

Secretary L. G.. Russell of the Western
Vermont Masonic Union has sent out
long list of invitations to members
of the Masonic fraternity in this juris-
diction requesting their attendance at
the meeting, banquet and ball of the
Union which will occur in this place
on the 31st of this month. From the
assurances already received the local
members of the executive committee are
sanguine that the event will prove, as
in the past, success. This annual
event in Masonic circles in this part
of Vermont is the magnet that always
proves potent in drawing together a large
attendance. The executive committee
in charge of the event is composed of
the following gentlemen:-J. E. But
tolph, chairman. L. S. Knight, A. j..
Blackmer, G. j. Mathews of Middle
bury; E. N. Miller, T. w. Ray of Bran
don; j. A. Harrington, Vergennes; w.
A. Lawrence, Bristol; G.. F. Sollace,
Bridport; Col. w. B. Wright, Orwell A.;
7. p. Bragg, Rutland; J. W. Roberts,
Burlington; F. E. Allen, Fair Haven;
P. r. Leavenworth, Castleton.
Invitations have been sent to all lodges
in Addison, Bennington Chittenden,
Franklin and Rutland counties and
many responses indicate that the attend
ance from Rutland and Chittenden
counties will be flattering.
The concert beginning at 7:45 p. M,
and lasting an hour followed by the
opening of the dance program will be
held in the opera house. The banquet
will be at The Addison. The entire
event is open to the non-Masonic public
receiving invitations. The Masonic fra
ternity is invited without ceremony.
The officers of the Union are :-Presi-
dent, T. w. Fletcher, Bridport; vice
presidents, G. H. V. Allen, Fair Haven,
w. F. Scott, Brandon, Jake Heyman,
Rutland, A. G.. Mansur, Burlington Sec
retary, L. C. Russell, Middlebury; treas
urer, Col. A. A. Fletcher Middlebury.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-12

The general orders relating to the
annual encampment of the department
of Vermont, G. A. r., were issued Mon
day.
The Both annual encampment of the
department of Vermont, Grand Army
of the Republic, will convene in Bur-
lington on Tuesday, February 90, in the
new armory.
The Woman's Relief Corps, depart
ment of Vermont, will meet in Bur-
lington at the same time.
Department headquarters will be es-
tablished at the Van Ness, where the
council of administration will meet at
eight o'clock p. m. on Feb. 10.
The committee on credentials is: AS
sistant Adjutant-G General H. E. Perkins,
A. A. Niles Post No. 4, Edward Baker,
Post No. l3, E. J. Ranslow, Post No. 7a
and Henry A. Wheeler, Post No. "a.
On Tuesday evening. February 20,
there will be a public campfire under
the auspices of Stannard Post No. g
Commander-in-C Chief Tanner, with
members of his staff, and other prom
inent speakers will be present and
participate.
The retiring department officers of
the Woman's Relief Corps will tender
reception to the G. A. R., w. r. c.,
S. of V. and kindred organizations
and friends, on Wednesday evening,
February "a, in the parlors of the
Van Ness.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-12
Failures
County
Cadet Examination.

Senator Proctor announces that he
will hold competitive examination on
January Goth, at nine o'clock, az the
U. S. Court House in Rutland, of appli-
cants for appointment to the Military
Academy at West Point. Candidates
must be bona fide residents of the State,
between seventeen and twenty-five years
of age at the time of admission to the
Academy, June 10Th next, physically,
sound, and well qualified in grammar
school subjects, including algebra, plane
geometry. general history and physi-
ology. Those who intend to take the
examination should notify Senator Proc
tor. addressing him as follows: Hon.
Redfeld Proctor, Proctor, Vermont
cadet Examination"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-12
Failures in Vermont State

The Mercantile Agency of r. G. Dun
& Co., Troy, N. Y, furnish the follow
ing failures, with liabilities of 1897 1885,
81 and assets of $3.50, 952. 10 as filed in
Vermont, for the year ending Decem-
Der Both, 1905, petitions in bankruptcy
1856; other failures, 8; total failures,
1874. By counties:
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-12
IT KEEPS THE FEET WARM AND Dry.

Ask to-day for Aliens Foot Ease. a powder
IL cures Chilblains, Swollen. Sweating, sore,
Aching, Damp feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, csc.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-10
A SERIOUS WRECK
Fifty-Five Injured in Accident
on Fort Worth &
Denver City

Dallas, Texas, Aug. l0-Fifty-fiye
persons were injured today in an ac-
cident on the Fort Worth s. Denver
City railroad near Fruitland, Texas. A
relief train has gone from here carry
ing physicians.
The wreck occurred at about /
O'Clock this morning on long curve
near Fruitland The sleeper and one
day coach went down a twenty foot
embankment
Besides those most seriously injured
number of other suffered minor
injuries. A majority of the injured
were taken to Bowie for medical
attention, while some were brought
to Fort Worth. The list of severely
injured is as follows:
A. Coleman, Alavard.
P. Carron, Amarillo.
A. Herman and Ala Kernon, Dallas
T. F. Bailon, Amatador.
o. W. Lassiter and wife, Quanah.
Leslie Stillings, Bowie.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. N. Miller, New
Boston.
W. H. Myers, Henryetta, Ind. Ter.
w. E. Robinson, Hereford.
P. w. Cole, Temple
w. A. Snyder, Oklahoma City.
Mrs. r. NJ. Hensley, son and daugh-
ter, Prosper.
Z. ]. Evans, Wichita Falls.