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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-07-22
HUMoR OF HILo COURT.

The circuit court in meeting on Tues
day was relieved with a little side issue
through the failure of juror F. L. Mini
of Olaa to answer his name.
He will come in tomorrow" ex-
claimed voice in the back of the court
room. and the look of astonishment on
Judge Parsons face at this entirely
irregular announcement could only
have been matched by Mr. Justice
Starlight when, during the celebrated
case of Bardell VS.. Pickwick, the elder
Weller recommended the judge to
spell it with a Wee"
"A bench warrant will issue for Mr..
Mini" said his honor. And it did
Hilo Herald
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Among the wild escapades remember
ed of Lord Waterford's youth is one
of the time when he was living in Dub
lin with his uncle, the primate. Com
ing home late at night, he had a great
quarrel with his cabman about the
fare and left the man swearing outside
the door. Dashing into the hall, he
found his uncle's gown and trencher
lying on the side table and putting
them hastily on, he turned and going
out with a stick and gruff voice. said.
What do you mean by coming here
and trying TO cheat my nephew? III
teach you not to do such things for the
future" and he thrashed him soundly.
The man went away, saying that he
had been thrashed by the Archbishop
of Armagh in person.
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BUSINESS LOCALS.
Morgan columns.

Morgan columns
| Don't miss Whitney & Marsh's sui
sale tomorrow morning.
! A \. Sanford. optician. Boston
/ building, Fort street, over May & Co
! Fish lines and seines. ready to use
! Abraham Fernandez & Son, 1850 King
street.
Party advertises for a small cottage
in Waikiki or Maki&i. See our CLASH
fed ads.
If you want pure. wholesome, clean
soda water, order from Fountain Soda
Works. Phone Main 270.
The Pioneer Advertising Co wishes
to notify its clients that H. L. Wand
schneider is no longer in its employ.
Try Aurora kerosene Made by
Union Oil Co of California Sold by
leading grocers and II. Hackfeld & Co.
Spend the day at the Waikiki Inn.
New bathing suits for all. This popu-
lar resort is now under new manage
ment.
He who hath never smoked knoweth
not the greatest of all solaces that can
be derived from a good cigar. Try
"OId Government Plantation" Lewis
e Co. sell them.
a pure, wholesome tonic has been
prescribed by your doctor Order a
case of Rainier beer. After the first
case it will not be necessary for your
doctor to prescribe
Do you own a fine watch2 1t costs
but little more to own good one than
poor one. See the fine new stock of
gold Wa1thams and Elgins at w. F.
Wichman & Co., Ltd, Fort street.
The statement of condition of the
Bank of Hawaii Ltd, at the close of
business on June 80 of this year,
published elsewhere in these columns
shows a great increase over that of
last year.
Frogs legs and tender chicken will
be served today at the Royal Annex
Cafe on short order. Special rooms for
ladies and families. Special dinners
from to S D. m, only soc. Corner
Nuuanu and Merchant streets.
Morgan's columns
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wife, Mrs. y. S. Sachs, Capt. Freeman,
Miss r. Burpee, w II. Lewis, A NJ
| Culver, Jr.. Miss c. A. Davis Mrs. H
! r. Searls, w. L. Fletcher, n. Nahaoeu-
lua. Mrs. l. L. Ireton, Mrs. a. L..
Axenham, A. w. Johnson Mrs &.
H Hawks and , children, w w. Burt,
/ w. H. Levers, Mr.. and Mrs. D. $.
Shain, Carl Schilling, Miss r. Grant
a. Boscow and wife, Capt. Bessie
Shipp. Mrs. w. F. Holden, Miss ]. Gull
len. B. T. futile. Miss r. Cullen, Mrs.
Herman Doepp and children, w. Clark,
w NJ. McQuaid, w. H. Bailey Miss
N K. Harris, George Ashley. Miss o.
E. Steele, P. D. Cowan, wife and child;
Mrs c. H Ramsay and children, j. P.
McKenna, Miss ]. Cullen, Mrs. Spoor,
L. Adler, John Robinson.
VESSELS IN PORT.
ARMY AND NAVY.
L. s. r. C. Manning, Roberts, Kalau-
papa, July 10.
Merchant vesseis.)
Alice Cooke, Am. ser, Penhallow, Port
Gamble, July 13.
Andre Theodore, FIR. sp., Louvet Car
diff. July Is.
Atlas, Am. sp., Amberman, Yokohama,
July Is.
Coronado, Am. bktn., Potter, San
Francisco, July 20.
Fullerton. Am bktn., McKechnie, Port
Hartford, July 10.
Hilonian, Am. SIS, Johnson, Portland, i
July 90.
Am. bktn., Cutler, Port Gam
BILE, July 10.
Mary E. Foster, Am. ser, Johnson, |
Port Gamble, July IA.
Mohican. Am bk., Hersey, San Fran
cisco, Jc-;e q.
Morning Star, Am. SIS. Garland. Gil
bert Is, July Is, 1905. (Laid up)
Restorer, Br. cable stmr., Combe, San
Francisco, Feb. 9.
Tillie E Starbuck, Am. sp., Winn, New
castle. June 90
Wilbert L. Smith. Am. scr, Smith,
Newcastle, July u.
TRANSPORT SERVICE.
Thomas, sails from Manila for Homo
lulu, today (may be delayed)s
Logan, sailed for San Francisco, July
90.
Sherman, sails from San Francisco for
Honolulu, July %.
Sheridan sailed for Guam and Manila.
July Is.
sailed for Guam and Manila,
July II.
TIE MAILS.
Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
Colonfes-Per Sonoma today.
san Francisco-Per China, July %.
Aorangi, July %.
)rient-Per Manchuria, July 81.
Mails will depart for the following $
Joints as follows:
IAN Francisco-Per Sonoma, today. II
China, July %.
Aorangi, July %.
7ictoria-Per Maizena,. July %. {
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BOOKLETS.

The Hawaiian Gazette Co. has the
finest plant in the Territory for the
production of all kinds of ruled or
printed work as well as bookbinding
The booklet recently issued for the
Hebron Drug Co, advertising the soda
water of that firm. met with favor at
the hands of a critical public. Orders
for work of that character will have
PROMPT attention
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SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVED.

Saturday, July u.
Str. Kinau, Freeman, from Hilo and
way ports, 9:42 a. m.
Sloop Kaiulani, from Axis landing,
1890 d. m.
Barge Monterey, Berg, from Mon
terey, $50 p. m
Tug Dauntless, Shay, towing barge
Monterey, $50 p. m.
Scr. Rob Roy, from Oahu ports, 6:25
p. m.
DEPARTED.
Am. bktn Fullerton, McKechnie, for
Kahului, $3.50. (Anchored outside.)
DUE TODAY.
Str. W. G. Hall. S. Thompson. from
Kauai ports, early in morning.
Str. Likelike, Naopala, from Molokai,
Maui and Lanai ports, in morning
P. NJ s. S. China, Friele, from San
Francisco
SAIL TO-DAY.
o. s. S. sonoma, Trask, for San
Francisco, may sail p. m.
SAIL TOMORROW.
P NJ s. S. China, Friele, for Yoko-
hama and Hongkong.
Str. Ke Au Hou, Tullett, for Kauai
ports, p m.
Scr. Ada, for Kaunakakai and La
haina, 5 p. m.
Scr Concord, for Kapuna, Honoipu
and Hookena, p. m.
DUE TUESDAY.
CA. S. S. Maheno, Glib, from the
&sHN
Str. Mauna Loa, Simerson, from Kona
and Kau ports, p. m.
SAIL TUESDAY.
Str. Kinau, Clarke, for Hilo and way
ports, u noon.
Str. w. c. Hall, s Thompson, for
Kauai ports, p. m.
Str. Likelike, Naopala, for Molokai
and Maui ports, D. m.
DUE WEDNESDAY.
P. NJ S. s. Mongolia, Porter, from
San Francisco.
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.
Per str. Kinau, July 81, from Hilo
ard way ports.-E. r. Hendry, r. w.
Preckons, c. Mitchell, L. NJ. White
house, Willie Lucas. Miss J. Jones, |
Ben Sharrett, Mrs B. Sharrett, Miss
Jane Fenton, A. J. Splitter, Miss NJ.
Miss G. Rutherford, A. F, |
Gay, Allan j. Lowery. C. Shiozawa, c. E.
w Ahrens. Miss Ivy Richardson, Mrs
G. w. Syke. Miss NJ. l.. Harris Mrs. |
NJ. Meme, Miss E Cogswell, A. Hook
ing, A. Gartenberg, George Lycurgus,
Mrs. Sole, Miss NJ X. Anderson, Miss
Julia SIENNA, Senator Palmer Woods. !
Samuel Parker Woods, w E. Johnson,
g. w. Renear, Rev. Fenton Smith, Rev.
Y. Kimura, Mrs. H. 7. Walker, John
Payne, Mrs. John Payne, Mrs. K.
Worth, Master W. Payne, Miss Daisy
Payne, Miss L. Kamakawiwoole. NJ F.
Scott, Mrs. J. B. Eaton, Capt. D. B. |
Penhallow, H. P. Penhallow. DR. Rog-
ars, Mrs. Rogers, Miss G. Colburn, T.
r. Robinson, S. w Crook, H. NJ. Wells. !
J. K. Kahookele. George Miner. Master
Joe Minor, Miss L. Christina. Mrs
Henry Vieira. Mrs. r. \. Panui, l. |
Captain Dabel. D. B. |
Kuhns. c. Hoy, Miss Lottie Cody. Mrs. |
Ross r. Cody.
Booked.
Per o. s. s. Sonona. July q, for San |
E W. st. Leonard, |
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. CIeaver. Mr.. and |
Mrs. W. a. Williams. a. Jacobs and |
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Bright's
Kidney

This shows that over nine-tenths of
the cases that were in 1860 called kid
ney Trouble" are now known. to be
BriSht's Disease of the Kidneys.
Now then. when people call on you
with kidney trouble, should you give
them one of the many patents" or the
only specific for Brights and serious
Kidney diseases known, viz, Fulton's
Renal Compound?
The census decides it.
Please set the patient right.
DRUG CO, AGENTS.
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TIDES. SUN AND NOON.

New Moon, July 21st, at 2:2S a. m.
The times of these tides are not
given in the U. S. Coast and Geodetic
Survey tables
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
hawaiian STANDARD time is 10 hours
20 minutes slower than Greenwich
time being that OF the meridian of 157
degrees thirty minutes. The TINA wht..
tie blows at $50 D. m. which is tha
same az Greenwich, 0 hours 0 minutes
sun and Uoon are for local time fer
the whole Gsoupr
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FOR RENT.

Cottage on Artesian street; No. 1916.
$3.50.
Dwelling-house, Chaplain lane $40.
Cottages, Young street. SIS and
$3.50.
2 Stores. Fort street. $50 per month
BISHOP TRUST CO., LTD.
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SPECIAL MEETING.
HONOLULU HARBOR NO. {

HONOLULU HARBOR NO. s..
A special meeting of Honolulu Har-
Dor No. "a viii be held in K. of p. Hall,
King street. Sunday evening, July %,
1906, at : o'clock, for transaction Of
important business. Every member
requested TO attend, by order of the
Worthy Captain.
FRANK c. POOR, c. c.
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MARRIED..

GJERDRUM-BERG- this city, at
the residence of Mr. F. A Schaefer,
on July Il, 1906, by the Rev H H.
Parker, Kristian S. Gjerdrum to
Adele Folkers Berg.
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METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.

Note:-Barometer readings are cor
rected for temperature, Instrumental
errors. and local gravity, and reduced
to sea level. Average cloudiness stated
in scale from 0 to 10. Direction of wind
fs prevailing direction during "a hours
ending at S y. m. Velocity of wind In
average velocity in miles per hour.
VIM. B. STOCKMAN,
Section Director
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To DRUGGISTS
NO. e.

Here is the way the last five United
States census reports have divided the
deaths due to the kidneys:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-07-22

The loss of valuable papers is not
summer complaint, but one which, with
some people, continues the year
through. II is better to feel sure OF
your papers than sorry you lost them.
Five dollars a year with the Henry
Waterhouse Trust Co, Ltd, will keep
you feeling glad for year.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-07-22

or unfurnished house OF
eight rooms. 1887 Beckley st. Apply
Honolulu Planning Mill. 7418
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FOR RENT.

on Vineyard ST., bed
rooms, rnosquito-proof Rent s27.50
$50. Apply S. S. Peck, 297 Vineyard.
175
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Classified Advertisements.
WANTED,

TO rent a small cottage, Makiki or
Waikiki Address, stating location
and terms, "R. c., this office. 1856
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LOST.

and white Collie pup. Re
ward if returned to 60 Judd street.
7473
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FOR SALE.

five-room cottage. Priv
ilege of renting same. Corner Fern
Place and Emma street. 7472
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
FOOL DRIVING AND AUTOMOBILE

Manufacturers, with only a few OK.
ceptions insist that legislation regard
ing automobiles is an unnecessary
hardship and more than that, uncon-
stitutional. There is not the slightest
doubt that the same regulations that
apply to horse-drawn vehicles would
be sufficient protection against high
way accidents If It were not that about
one out of every ten motorists either
is mentally incapable Of sanely run.
ming car or else criminally negligent
and careless in the handling OF his
machine.
AS an example of this statement,
the writer spent an entire Sunday af.
Ter noon last month watching automo-
biles travelling on Pelham road be-
tween the boundary of Pelham Bay
park aud Pelhamdale avenue in Pei.
ham Manor. Within three hundred
yards Of Pelnamdale avenue is fair
ly sharp turn in the. road, hidden on
two sides by trees and an embank-
ment In four hours 207 cars of one
hihh dliu dllOtuSI pdSbbu une point.
OF these, 81 took the turn at the same
speed they had been making straight
away, while 176 SLOWED down, and yet
the danger to the car that slowed
down was the greater than it was to
the speeding car.
In four hours there were FIVE acct.
dents on the turn, but fortunately
each was to an automobile In halt
mile stretch at this point there is no
sidewalk and the street is only thirty
one feet wide, but at times the motor
list triel to pass each other traveline
three abreast az not less than twentv
miles an hour
Pedestrians have beaten a path n
the ditch and in four hours only tw,
teams were seen on that street. al
having been compelled 10 utilize IN,
Boston Post Road a half mile farthc
inland AMI thus lose the beauifr
scenery along the Sound.
This is the sort OF thing, that causr
legislation and, local hold-ups anf
right at his point, within mont
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
NEW CORPORATIONS

Articles of incorporation have been
filed in the office of Secretary of State
Houser as follows:
Day Lumber Co., Eau Claire, capital
sock 100000; incorporation o. H. In.
gram, C. T. Bundy and r. p. Wilcox.
'anesville Cement Post Co, James
vile, capital stock 100000. incorpo-
rators, H. H, Clough, d. w. Hayes
and T. S. Nolan.
The He'll Co., Milwaukee, structural
iron manufacturers, capital stock $780,.
900; nCorporators, Gustav Wallager,
Jr., James A. Sheridan :ld William
Ewig.
Fairview Realty Co., Milwaukee,
capital stock $4,000; incorporators,
James S. Church, NJ. L. John and A.
+. John.
Bourn Vehicle & Implement Co.,
Portage, capital stock $4,000; incorpo-
rators, Alice o. Bourn. Elmer e.
Bourn and Algie f. Bourn.
Alpha of Wisconsin of Sigma Chi,
Greek letter fraternity chapter 4ouse
organization, Milwaukee, formed to
build and maintain chapter house at
. the University OF Wisconsin, no capt.
tai stock; incorporators, Edwin E.
White, Charles l.. Goss and Albert W..
Hard.
South Side Lumber Co., Milwaukee,
capital stock 100000 incorporates, J..
H. Danielski, Stanley Polezynxki ana
J. l. O'Connor.
Eau Claire Creamery & Dairy Pro.
duct Co, Eau Claire, capital stock
$4,000; ineorporators Guy Spiers, e.
Robbins and Joseph Hobbs.
The Minong Cooperative Cheese &
Creamery association, Minong Wash
burn county, capital stock $4,000; in.
corporators, p. p. Fiellman and six
others.
Medford Advancement association,
Medford, Taylor county, no capital
stock; incorporators, l.. A. Maier and
four others
Colonial Land Co, Wausau, Mara
thon county, capital stock $l,000,000;
incorporators, Neal Brown, Charles d.
Gilbert and Edward Boehm.
Otto Pietsch Dye Works, Milwau-
kee, capital stocn $4,000; incorpora-
tors, Adolph Pietsch, Herman Fehr and
and Gustave G. Gehrz.
The La Belle Butter & Cheese asso-
citation, town of Oconomowoc, Wauke-
sha county, capital stock $4,000: in
corporators, Herman Danes and ten
others.
Milwaukee Solvay Coke Co, Ainwau-
kee, capital stock $4,000; incorpora-
tors, Henry J. Schlessinger, Armin A.
Schlisinger and Edgar A. Dickson.
The Ontonagon Valley Land Co
Manitowoc, capital stock 100000; in
corporators, Alexander G. Fraser,
Julius Lindstidt and f. G.. Mash.
Ran & Lake Lumber Co., Toma-
hawk, Lincoln county, dissolved.
Hodag Oil Co, Stevens Point, Por.
tage county, filed an amendment in
creasing the capital stock form $780,
600 to 100000.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
SEEING THINGS AT NIGHT.

Is you cher skeered an lonesome
When de dark's a settlin' down,
An de trees cas- long black shadders
Des lac snakes along de groun'?
Don't you feel de little shivers
Kinder creeph' up yo' spine
When you hyears de squeech owl hoI-
Ter
An de whip-er-will a cryin'?
Makes you think bout ha'nts an
chooses
Des to hyear dem crickets sing,
An dem frogs down In de marshes
Dey SCUM wo'se den anything.
Wish dat dawg way ober yonder
Wouldn't howl so doleful lac,
Wish a train would come a whizzin'
Down dere on de railroad track.
White folks neber does see chooses.
Ha'nts don bodder dem at all,
But a nigger's boun' to see 'em /
Soon es twilight gins to fall.
faint so hard to be niger
When de suns a shinin' bright,
But d rather be a white man
When hits gettin' long to'ards
night.
-Eloise Lee Sherman.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
SAVE YOUR STRENGTH.

To do things, then, In the easiest
possible manner, with the least outlay,
the greatest economy of strength is
the prime secret of endurance. But
this of itself is ar art. Most people
are SO accustomed to prodigal ex-
penditure of force in the ordinary acts
of everyday life that in walking,
standing, shaking hands, handling
knife and fork and similar acts, they
use up an amount of energy which,
by actual measurement, / have found
to be from three to twenty times more
than necessary. Think of the result
upon the health, power, endurance
and genral efficiency of the man who
can save from two-thirds to nineteen
twentieths of the energy he habitual-
ly expends!-W. r. G. Latson, M. d.
in Outing Magazine.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
MONARCH OF THE FOREST.

| had always imagined that the bis
trees were grove by themselves in a
nice little level valley; hut instead OF
that they are mixed in with yellow
pines and sugar pines and grow near
the steep top of six thousand foot
mountain. 1t Is well in a way that
they are mixed in with other trees.
If they were not you could hardly APP
preciate their size. The road to the
grove winds through the finest ana
biggest timber you have ever seen;
the roundest, the straightest, the tall
est and the most symmetrical. But all
of a sudden those gigantic pines lose
their significance, and sboul1ering
among them appears very demon oil
a vegetable, saffron of hue, the fluting
of its bark the size of saplings, square
upon its feet, imperturablc and vast
There is no mistaking him. A bear
ascending him would look like a squir-
rel ascending one of the other trees.
They say that such trees will never
grow again, and that those still stand
ing are not going to last long. The
biggest tree in the grove, and prob
ably the oldest, looks is If 1t would last
about a million years. advise every
body to hurry up and see It. Such a
stick. not so very high, having lost by
lightning a couple of hundred feet q,
tops-but so full of wood: telegraph
poles for transcontinental line;
matches for the next ten THOUSAND
years; boards for a new wooden city
as big as San Francisco; and such a
vital old monster, supporting branches
twenty feet in circumference as easily
as if they were pins stuck into his
bark; pushing out host of green
leaves, and fashioning thousands Oh
little cones containing seeds possessed
of all his own huge vitality. That
tree-and bigger trees that have per
ished-grew from seeds as thin as p-~
per and not much bigger than the head
of pin. -Gouverneur Morris In Out
ing Magazine.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
Scratching Shed a Necessity.

A scratching shed is considered a
necessity by all practical poultry men.
This should be directly attached to the
house in which the hens roost, and it
ought to be we'll inclosed. but light
and airy. Here most of the feeding
ought to be done.
Wheat chaff is excellent for cover
ing the floor of the scratching shed.
Let there be three or four inches of
it. This will oblige the hens to liter
ally scratch for living" and thus
they get the exercise which they need
in winter, If they are to be kept in
healthy condition. A hen confined to
room in which no provisions are
made for scratching soon becomes
lazy, and this Is one of the initial
stages of disease. Char will not alb
sorb moisture, and has the merit of be-
ing clean and easily removed. 1t is al
so conducive to warmth and the cost
of it is small.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08

constables AMI justice of the peace
will be stationed to arrest the road
hog-and of course, great howl will
be set up, although every arrest prob
ably will be deserved.
Why 10 not some of the leading au-
tomobile clubs have committees watch
few of the dangerous road turns
about the country and take the num-
bers of the offenders, sending the
same to the clubs to which the spec l.
ers belong, asked those clubs to ad-
monish the idiots in question and in
form them that upon second offense
their names would be sent to the Sec
rotary of State?
This soon would put an end to Mr..
Hog and help automobiling infinitely.
Outing Magazine.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
WEDDING sUPERsTITloNs.

Married in January's hoar and rime,
Widowed you'll be before your prime.
Married in February's sleety weather
Life you'll tread In tune together.
Married wher March winds shriT AMI
roar
Your home will lie on foreign shore.
Married meath April's changeful skies,
A checkered path before you lies.
Married when bees DER May blossoms
fit,
Strangers around your boari will sit.
Married in month of roses-June-
Life will be one long honeymoon.
Married in July, with flowers ablaze.
Bitter sweet mem'ries In after days
Married in August's heat and browse.
Lover and friend in your chosen
spouse.
Married in golden Septembers glow
Smooth and serene your life will go
Married in leaves in October thin,
Toll and hardships for you begin.
Married in wells Of November mist.
Fortune your wedding ring has kissed
Married in days OF December cheer.
Loves star shines brighter from year
10 year.
From OH l(hvu,a Il
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08

sadness in the world. We have to pay
so much for our electric lights, the
city water would vomit a buzzard. and
every time we ring central we have to
repeat the number forty times. All
the central girls seem to be hard of
hearing as to numbers, but it is re-
markable how they hear and treasure
up in their memories all the town
scandals and reports of scandals which
pass over the wires. The happiest
man in the world is the Salvation
Army man. He can beat the bass
drum and take up collection and live
on the fat of the land.-Enid (Ckla. }
Events.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-02-08
THE GOODBYE.

When the Little Girl said Goodbye,
At the turn Of the road, on the hill
Was there tear in her eye?
And why did she keep so still?
When the Little Girl said Goodbye,
She never looked back, at all!
Was there tear in her eye?
I thought could hear IT fall
And then, were the flowers so sweet,
And the grass breathej long. To-
sigh
know-for heard my heart beat
There was a tear in her eyei