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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-03-26

Johnny-DId YOU ever carry water for the ele.
phant 10 get in the circusl
TemmyENo, Paw taksA. beg
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-03-26
After Pleasure Follows Pain.

From the Garrett (Mdi Journal.
John Hanft spent a very delightful evening "
the guest Of Miss Eliie HutIie,
John Hanft. while hauling limestone last Msb'
tdAEesSi 90 the. slea end lost. BY. hstr
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-03-26
The Progress.

yeti ~" 'j.-Sr
Bsls--AA bat shoy.ttyo. sEpepA
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-03-26

TIC THE EDITOR OF THE SUN-Sr: Let me add
10 THE SUNS collection of definitions two more.
The nrst is from Thomas Decker 1870
The best of men that e'cr wore earth about him
was a sufferer:
4 soft, meek. patient, humble spirit;
The FIRST true gentleman that ever breathed."
The second is from President Buckham OF the
University OF Vermont:
"A gentleman Is more thoughtful OF others
privileges than OF his own rights, more thoughtful
OF others rights Than OF his own privileges"
NEW YORK, March "a. r..
Tt THE EDITOR OF THE SUN-Sir: Permit me
TO suggest the following definition OF q gentleman:
One who sympa,hizcs with everybody except
himself. 7. c, MOORE.
NEW YonE. March "a.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09
THE sALT LAKE HERALD: SUNDAY September O. 1906

out what was comm to me. Now l
says. we're all to ourselves. tell me
what's the game The silk hats looked
at each other, and then they all said
at once. Amt you William Merimeto
Watkins? You bet / am. l says, and
sell more pickles than any man that
travels out OF Chicago, but l want to
know. gentlemen. what I'm up against
/ can see Joke as far as anybody,
even when it's on me, but / want 10 be
on the inside
"Wen, sir, they looked at each other
again and then at me, and then they
swallowed three or four times before
the head man got his voice. There's
terrible mistake here he finally said;
the Watkins we want is a member OF
congress from New York and a famous
orator. He was goin' to speak at the
opera house tonight, and everybody in
the county is in town to hear him.
Now we're in a pretty fix. We're sup
pc sed to know him, you see, yet every
body saw US receive you. an if this
gets out well be the laughin' stock of
the town. Well, gentlemen 1 says
what's the matter with me goin' ahead
and maxim the speech?' That tickled
the silk hats to death. Can you do it?
they asks, all at once. Il was the prize
orator at college, says, which was
big way from the truth, an II Hon.
Watkins doesn't show up I'll give you
whirl Just for the fun of the thing. But
1 want to know first whether I'm Re-
publican or Democrat
We'll, not to make my story too long,
I played the part the best / could and
gave the big audience a speech such as
was probably never heard before from
a POLITICAL platform. 1t was my first,
but hadn't been tellin' stories to GUS
toners twenty years for nothing, and I
made a hit if 1 do say it myself. 1 have
my doubts, though. about it having
much effect on the returns. When 1
got through and came down from my
perch a lot of people came up to con-
graduate me, including the silk hats,
and while ! was standing there shak-
ing hands with everybody and feeling
pretty big a strappln' fine-looking fell
low came up and put his paws on my
shoulders and says:
" Old man, that was a daisy. and I
want to thank you, for L needed the
rest
"'Thanks for the compliment. my
friend 1 says, but who the devil are
your
why he says, I'm the other Will
liam Metrimeto Watkins. Let's go out
and have a drink
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09

to bind the prisoner or prisoners over
to the circuit court, subject to the ac-
ton of the next session Of the grand
jury. Likewise in cases thus beyond
his jurisdiction tie judge got no fee,
and at this particular time-as at
many Others-he needed the money.
When the evidence had all been adj
duced the case was as plain as the
proboscis on an elephant seen in pro-
file. The men had stolen the cattle.
had sold them for s37. No amount of
questioning could make the butcher
who had bought them say it was $34.5
or any other amount short of the orig
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09

inally mentioned sum. Apparently no
mayors fee was in sight.
Then the mayor thus summed up the
case:
1--WE have heard the evidence in this
case and the duty of the court is clear
These men stole the cattle. They sold
them for $37 Taking the mere prima
facie evidence and the bare letter of
the law, it would seem that it was a
clear and uumistakable case of grand
larceny. But l have decided to al
low the two prisoners 81 for driving the
cattle i'm to the market. This reduces
the selling price TO $S3, and I fine the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09
HIS ABLE DECISION.
Chicago News,)

The mayor of a village in western
state. under a law by which the mayor
was also police judge, had before him
a cattle-stealing case.
Two men had stolen two steers and
sold them to butcher in the town for
the extremely low price of So.
Now, the Jurisdiction of this mayor
police Judge extended in such cases
only to the limits of petty larceny,
~-hich REQUIRED that the stolen articles
be not of a value of more than SIS.
Beyond the amount the magistrate had
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09
Can You Sleep?

Ii not, and you are growing nervous,
respondent and rundown, you need
Palmo Tablets. They induce natural
slumber, build up the nervous system,
and make you feel and look years
younger. so cents. Book Free. Ad-
dress The S. R. Fell Co., Cleveland, o.
For sale by +. J. Hill Drug Co.
LAST EXCURSION NORTH.
September 18th.
Via Oregon Short Line. Usual Ions
limits will prevail. See agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09
THE UTAH LITHOGRAPHING
COMPANY

Have recently added a large new litho-
graph press to their plant at 45-47 Rich
ards street. also four new and improved
machines for their -bindery They
have practically doubled their capacity
and are in a position to handle all
classes of photographic work and TO
meet any legitimate competition.
The only lithographing house between
Denver and the coast.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09
THOUGHT SHE WAS CHEATED
CDetroit Free PressO

(DetrOlt Free PreSS.)
This isn't tie pie 1 ordered" OBJ
served the pretty girl.
You said green apple pie, didn't
you?" asked the waiter.
"Yes, did" said the girl, but these
apples are perfectly whitei"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-09

two prisoners each $40 and COSTS The
court is adjourned"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
JOE DIETRICH'S LETTER
FORMER BlSMARCkER GIVES
SOME GOOD POINTS ON THE
STOCK MARKET.

Union Stock Yards, Chicago, Ill
Sept 1910 Bismarck Tribune: On
yesterday with about 1000 head of
range cattle upon the market, the de-
mand being good, prices showed an
advance of ten cents per hundred over
the closing prices of last week. To
day with estimated receipts of 1000,
it being a liberal run, the market has
lost the advance of yesterday and
| values remain on a level with the
closing prices of last week.
The supply Of natives, or corn fed
cattle, for the two days of this week
has been light, which was an advan.
! tage to the market in making better
| outlet for the range cattle. The
height of the season is now at hand
and we are pleased to advise that
foAuSS al SSuCl ally SdCloldCIOIy "
the owners and we look for liberal re-
ceipts for the next two weeks. After
that the receipts will begin to fall off.
We believe the average prices for
the remainder of the season will be
quite as good as those that have pre-
vailed during the past two months and
the average price for the season
should be one bringing such results
as will be pleasing and profitable to
the owner.
The demand for COWS and heifers is
sufficiently urgent to take up the
supply at prices equal or a shade
higher than at the same time last
week. We quote choice to extra
steers at from $4.75 to $3.50; fair to
good, $500 to $4.75; feeding steers at
from s3.75 to $4.25; good to choice
cow and heifers, $3.50 to $4.25; fair
i to good $2.75 to $40. -
We are, very truly yours,
| Evans-Snider-Buel Co.,
by Joseph Dietrich.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20

England is quarreling with it's but
ter. IA parliamentary paper has been
published by the British government
setting forth the report of the select
committee recently authorized to con-
slider the conduct and control of the
trade in butter and butter substitutes,
says the Breeders Gazette. Sugges-
tons are made in this report to be
embodied in legislation. The London
'E'Times" asserts that genuine butter
is a thing past praying for" Four
ffths of the population of London, ac-
cording to 1.-THE Thunderer," have
never seen genuine butter. It is also
stated by the same high authority
that those who do know what genuine
butter is have great difficulty in OBJ
tanning it and sometimes can not get
it at any price. h The .tTimes" says
that what is sold in London as
genuine dairy butter is reworked or
blended butter, which applies to both
the homemade and imported article.
The parliamentary committee sug-
gests that butter factories be regis
tered annually, that these shall be sub
ject to inspection and that adequate
penalties be provided SO as to i'm
pose some real check on the business.
The committee also proposes that the
importer of butter be held responsible
for the genuineness Of the product he
imports and sells. No obstacles are
TO be put in the way Of those who
make and sell limitations of butter so
long as these limitations are sold for
what they really are. The free-born
British subject is sto be free to buy
all the margarine he wants so long as
7 1T is offered to him under that or some
similar title. But the folk who want
real butter ARE expected to get but
ter and not mysterious mixtures" It
I is thought that favorable action will
be taken by the government on. the
report. 5 .55 s. 4. ! s.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
Crushed to Death.

Russell Sentinel: A shocking &C
cident occurred at Ed. E.. Jonnson.s
farm about twelve miles south of here
this morning, when Andrew 0. House.
wick, another farmer living near John.
sons, met tragic death. It seems
that Messrs. Johnson and Housewick
were at a threshing machine, being in
An empty. grain wagon when the en-.
CINE frightened the team. The
horses made few jumps and John.
son leaped from the wagon, crying to
Housewick to jump, which the latter
did moment later. In jumping, how,
ever, the wagon sweryed just enough
so that the wheel struck him in the
chest, death resulting in. about an
hour. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
First publication Aug. 80, 1861
~. Contest Notice.

Department of the Interior, United States
Land Office. Bismarck, N. D.. August %, 1905.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been fled
in this office by George H. Chroge. contestant
against Homestead entry No. s1066 made JulS
3, 1905, for the swh of section 8, township 14f
range Is, by Frsid Lecht. contestee, in which II
is alleged that said Freid Lecht has never
established residence on said land or cult
Mated or improved the. same in any manner
and has wholly abandoned the same and hal
changed his residence therefrom for more
than six months last past and said default still
EXISTS. Absence not due to employment in the
q. s.. Army or Navy in time of war. -.
Said parties are hereby notified to appear
respond and offer evidence touching said ale
cation at 10 o'clock a. m. on Oct. 18th, 1905, be
fore the Register and Receiver Of the United
States Land office in Bismarck, N. D.. b
The said contestant having, in proper aft
davit, filed Aug. Is, 1908, set forth facts which
show that after due diligence personal service Of
this notice cannot be made, 1t is hereby ordered
and directed that such notice be given by dut
and proper publication. " q K
# JOHN sATERLUND, Receiver.
Gochrane q Taylor, Attorneys. +.
iJy5' Bismarck, N. ID. Se., 5s si Il 4
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
Ignite COAL STATUS
MANAGER : HAMMOND SAYS IN
ABILITY TO GET CARS is THE
GREAT HANDICAP. ~.

In an interview with Manager Ham.
mond of the Washburn Ignite Coal
Co., he states the decrease in the out
put of Ignite coal during past years
has been due to the railroad COM
panies' inability to furnish cars during
the fall months when the demand for
Ignite is heaviest.
The Washburn Co. lost the sale OF
at least 1000 cars last fall on this &C
count.
The demand for Ignite is steadily
growing. The reduction in price at
the mines is made by more improved
methods for getting out the coal. Not
for the purpose of increasing the ton
mage.
During the wheat season the rail
roads are taxed beyond their power to
move the grain and it is simply impos-
sible to get cars in which to load lig'
mite coal.
Eastern coal dealers fare better as
cars loaded with grain are reloaded
with eastern coal and which furnishes
the railroad companies with loads for
their cars both ways. While cars for
the Ignite mines have to be hauled
back empty and they do not derive
much revenue from them consequent
11r Tho liupi+o noionc c,,ffor op6 thni-
output is less. The crops previous to
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
Split Hair.

IN Few women look after the ends %
the haiy, which are bound to split IN
time. The longer the hair the greater
the care, naturally. But split hairs
mean a ragged head covering and look
woefully untidy. It is not wise to al
low the hair To grow too long. It Is
hard to care for and never does up
to advantage. More than that, the
weight Is apt TO weaken the ROOTS.
Abundant hair, long enough to ar
range neatly In any Of the sensible,
prevailing styles. 10 . JOY Ii g right
minded woman.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
humorist, Bill Nye and brother also
Of the well known Moorhead lawyer.

We are reminded by the excellent
literature sent out by Col. J. M. Han
ley OF iMandan, secretary Of the Nor
ton county fair association, That the
annual fair viii begin next week and
continue for several days. Notwith.
standing the withdrawal of the state
appropriation the Morton county peo
pie have conducted successful fair
and will continue to do so. There will
be many novel features, good displays
and excellent horse races. The local
fair habit is growing in the western
part of the state. Mclean county will
hold fair in October at Underwood
and the local association promises much
entertainment and amusement.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20

The contest for the goyernorship in
New Hampshire was made zestful by
the candidacy of Winston Churchill,
the novelist. Churchill's platform
was the redemption of the political
control of the state from what he
alleged to be the evil influences OF
the Boston and Maine railroad
Charles M. Floyd Of Manchester was
the republican nominee after a spirit
ed convention. Churchill made a
good showing in the convention and
made a good enough campaign in the
state to set some of the other fellows
thinking.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
A Launch Party,

i, Washburn Leader: Capt. Marsh
was the host at a launching party
given Wednesday evening, in his
launch Irene" in honor Of Dr.. and
Mrs. Eastman Of Rock Lake, N. D.
There were about fifteen OF the young
people of Washburn in the party and
they were given delightful ride up
and down the Missouri river for a
couple of hours. The people of Wash
burn viii be sorry to learn that Capt.
Marsh will not be with us next sum
mer. He has been offered the ferry
between Bismarck and Mandan.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20

The result Of the primary election
j for the nomination of congressional
andidates in Minnesota was an In,
dorserneat 81 the present republican
delegation. In several Of the dis.
tricts the republican candidates were
chosen without opposition as nomi,
5nees for re-eIection. IN the other dis
fricts there were spirited contests In
Some instances but the present In
scumbents won. I'd the Minneapolis
district Frank MI Nye has been
selected as the republican candidate
for congress ye Ii the well known
criminal lawyer, brother of the late
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
ORDINANCE NO. 2o1.

An Ordinance Granting a Franchise
and License TO e. c. Taylor, His
Heirs, Successors and Assigns the
Right to Erect Poles, string Wires,
Lay conduits for Electric Wires and
To Lay Pipe, for the Conveyance Of
Heat for Electric Lighting Purposes
and for the Purpose Of, Heating
Buildings in the Streets and Alleys
or Elsewhere within the Fire Limits
of the City of Bismarck, Burleigh
County, North Dakota, for the
Period OF Thirty Years,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
THE BAR ASSOCIATION i III
STATE LAWYERS ADOPT REso.
LUTON FAvoRtNG A NON.
PARTISAN JUDICIARY
AFTER LIVELY DEBATE AND
AMENDMENT RELATIVE TO
PRESENT ELECTION.

The Bar Association of North Da.
kota met in Grand Forks Tuesday and
elected the following officers:
President John Carmody, Hills
boro.
Vice Presidents. E. Ellsworth
jamestown.
Secretary-W. H Thomas, Leeds.
Next NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The following resolutions were
passed: =
Non-Partisan Bench.
"Resolved: That it is the sense OF
the Bar association of the state OF
North Dakota that this association
owes to the public the duty of using
all it's power and influence to keep
upon the supreme bench of this state
capable, experienced and upright
lawyers, without regard to party afilia
tons, and to this end, it is further
Resolved, that whenever the ex
igency presents itself, the president
of this association may, and on the re-
quest of any three members in writ
ing shall, call a special meeting of the
association, at a time and place to be
designated by him, to the end that the
association at such meeting may take
such action as the public interests de.
mand with respect to the selection OF
a Judge for such bench.
"This resolution is not to be regarded
as the expression of the views of the
present candidacy of Judge Knauf and
Judge Fisk for the supreme bench,
and that no act by this association is
or shall be taken in that behalf"
It was this resolution that resulted
in a most sensational scene at the
annual meeting of the Bar association
Of North Dakota Tuesday afternoon.
The resolution was offered by Judge
Guy C. H. Corliss, who spoke in favor
of it's adoption, and the practice of
recommending for nomination to the
supreme bench men of experience and
uprightness as we'll as capability
The only speaker against the adoption
was R. N. Stevens, Bismarck, assist.
ant attorney general of North Dakota
and in doing this Mr.. Stevens be.
Titled the resolution of Judge Corliss
on the theory that as he had been a
member of the supreme court before
he might be considered as the only
man of experience fitted for such a
nomination.
The discussion was warm one be-
tween Judge Corliss and Mr.. Stevens,
and Gen. M. A. Hi1dreth and Tracy r.
Bangs spoke in favor of the adoption
of the resolution, Judge Corliss with
drawing it long enough to add the last
paragraph to the resolution. It was
adopted by a unanimous vote, and the
Bar association thus went on record
in favor of an elimination of partisan
politics from the supreme bench. Far
go Forum.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
Take a Trip Down the Lakes Via I'll,
Il 500 Line, September 18th.

, 0fNe = ttp&hSSSSsl Fh-fFSSa LIE
500 Line, September 28th.
On September 18th only the 500
Line will run a special fall excursion
to the following points and at the be-
low mentioned rates, from st. Paul
and Minneapolis:
saulf Ste Marie and return, s7.50.
Mackinac island and return, 81 so
Detroit and return, $3.50.
Toledo and return, $40,
cleveland and return 5000.
Buffalo and return, s11.5O.
For rate from your station kindly
apply 10 nearest 500 Line agent who
will also give you any other infornla.
1tion asked for.
This IL a chance of d lifetime Make
use III this opportunity.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
State,

State.
For Justices of Supreme Court
D. E. MORGAN, Ramsey, year term
JOHN KNAUF, Stutsrnan, year term
For Governor
E. Y. SARLES, of Trail.
For Lieutenant Governor
R. S. LEWIS, of Cass.
For Secretary of State
ALFRED BLAISDELL, of Ward.
For State Au GnG MES # pen,h;n.
For State Treasurer
ALBERT PETERSON, of Sargent.
For Attorney General
T. F. McCUE, of Foster.
For Commissioner of Insurance
E. c. COOPER, of Grand Forks.
For Superintendent of Public Instruction
w. L. STOCKWELL, of Walsh.
For Commissioner of Agriculture
w. c. GILBREATH, of Morton.
For Commissioners of Railroads
c. S. DEISEM, of LaMoure.
ERICK STAFNE, of Richland.
SIMON WESLEY, of Pierce.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20

America Leads Paper Makers.
This country ranks first in the "a
per making industry. Germany Is SEQ.
ond and Great Britain comes third.
The production in America is two or
three times greater than in Great Brit
ain.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
Gem From, ..succsss.

II there is d pitiable sight In the
world, Il Is that Of d man when the
executive ability, sagacity, and fore
sight To make clean fortune, ret
using his energies ard abilities ia
making q dirty one,a fortune which
denonncss and condemns him, and ID
ID perpetual disgrace to himself and
his family Orison SWEET Marden.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
Notice for Supplying Ignite Coal.

Bids are requested for the supplying
of 800 tons (more or less) best lump
Ignite coal delivered to the several
public schools of the city Of Bismarck
N. D. during the winter season, 1867.
Bids to be opened Tuesday, October 2,
1906, at p. m, clerks office, First
National Bank. ~
Right reserved to reject any or all
bids. pc 1
By order of the board of education,
Richard Penwarden,
Clerk.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20
1904 and 1905 were not as heavy and
the mines Jared better.

the mines Jared better. 81
The Washburn Co. has had a
heavier trade this year than ever and
is now over 300 cars behind in filling
their orders, with no prospects for
betterment for some time. +.
They are furnishing over fifty steam
plants throughout the state; such as
flour mills, creameries and electric
light plants, besides the public
schools, county buildings, hotels and
other large buildings in the larger
towns and experience no trouble other
than car shortage in giving perfect
satisfaction. r. 4 s$ IN E ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-09-20

BY M. n. JEWELL.
THE DAILY TRIBUNE.

HA1A1 ANAoSEA~
Published every afternoon, except Sunday,
ut Bismarck, North Dakota, IS delivered by
carrier to all parts of the city at 80 cents per
month, or Sc per year. The daily sent to any
address in the United States or Canada, post
age prepaid, S. per year; $3.50 for s'z
months; $1.25 for three months.
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Published every Friday; eight pages, con-
aiming a summary of the news of the week
local and neutrality-suspicious. attention being
paid to state news. Sent to any address, post
age paid, for 81 for one year; SO cents for siS
months; 25 cents for three months.
The Bismarck Tribune is the oldest news
saper in the state-Weekly established June
IL, 1878; Daily established In 1881. 1t ha:
q wide circulation and IS desirable advertis
sng medium. Being published at the capita
Of the state it makes feature Of state news
of a sem-official character, and IS therefor.
particularly interesting to all who desire t.
keep the run OF state aFairs-political, socia
and business.