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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-09-13
FIFTY CENTS

IN some conditions the
, gain from the use
of SCOTS Emulsion is
very rapid. For this
reason we put up a
fifty-cent size. which is
enough for an ordinary
cough or cold or useful
as a trial for babies
and children. In other
conditions the gain is
slower-heaIth cannot
be built up in a day.
In such cases SCOTS
Emulsion must be taken
as nourishment; a food
rather than a medicine.
It's a food for tired and
weak disestions.
Send for free sample
Scott & Bovine, 4oo.4ls Pearl St.
Chemists New York
soc. and sl.oo. All druggists
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-14

belm Der 3lucitc" Don Bremen mo
oStatenoum" DOH Hotterounn.
Nntmcrpcn, 10. 6cbr. - Pin.
Ncfonumen; Ser Garnpicr n6inlono"
pom 9teWs Dorf.
Nremcu, -. 6ebr. - Nbgciob'
rem: Scr Gnntpier r@iirjbur8" nod'
Ncp- Dort.
GhcrbpurM II, 6cbr. - An93
folltlten BON 9iuu Norf lit Der nod)
Nrenten bcitimmltc G%ontpicr yaollcr
9&ithclrl brr @rpbc."
Siucrpool, II. 6ebr. Ger
Compiler nEounonto" fam Ton 9tcu
2lort bier an.
u braltor, t3. 6ebr. &on
9{Hp Dort lit Der llod) @cnnu be.
itimmtc Guntpirr y@onigin Sltiic"
%ungcfonmlcn,
Eoiiirt: Gnmpicr oGuItidIono,"
pon NNO yprf nod Wcrrlu conliN
ltlrt.
Mottcrbont. #. 6rbr. - Gin
gctroiicn Don Mcu ?)orf iii bclltc bcr
Qolnpicr oNottcroon."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-14

AN''NNl HNI"NAN' WA bNAH'' wy ''Ni
niht0, belft mir, ldbt MIDI gu ibm
geben - ieBt altf Der SteIle!"
llebsr's 5enIter gIsitet IeiIs Elm eriter
CONCENTRATE ME Elm Derpeintes Ga
heIn.
liane osutet binaus uno nidt. ais
Iprdhe elmer Dor ieinem IeBten Sang
i'm Geben: ,9a - es lit 10 nett"
limo nit Ihiperen 6iiben gebt lie CUR
3biir, ais ibr 6rau WdtbtIoe nod
first. fe fe'thGIt uno @riittelt, ais lpollc
ite eifs 3oNte srpeden. "'
,MGhet, W}d0el, mas piuit 0u uns
0enn fir 8eT9ihten MAIDEN? Gione,
i6 ftage Gid, mas bat einen anoeren
@rilt0! tt llnO Den iQ9't Oh mir!
'Was bait 0u Dem YQIlner por3ulpers
zen? Bit 9u gar etpa eifsrIii6tig
dltf Ulf irgen0wen2"
9ione periteht Die 6rdgs taum, tic
OrGnQt MIR fort - in DeraipeifeIter
Ttltd6t Dor hes eigenen Screens 6ei9s
belt. III
"a Idrilt ole 0aus9Iode.
Nrau Wdtbilbe iinten ole Nrme BON
Gianens S6ultsrn. a8ei Dem Wets
ter tommt per? Sermann, oas miro
mas fir Did iein," .
0os 1}GoAen tommt unb meloct:
Der Qoitbote nit mem einQsIhriebe-
men GiIbriei fiir's 6rdulsin If oa."
Qiane erSittern Die aniee, lie neib
niht pdrum.
pa itebt I6on Der Yoitbpts, ben
5rou WdtbiIoe in ole Stube gerufert,
Dor ibr Atnh reiht ibr einen groBen
oiten griei entgegen. Grit bebenoen
6indern unter5si6net lie Die Qlittung.
Ituoirt ben lbgan9sitempel unb ruff
olsbann erlei6tert unh 6oh Suglei6
tetroffen; Plus Meran! Iber fremoe
S6rift5iige iin0'S," 3D.
0pttor 6obrenbuh nil binter benl
ii6 entiernenoen poitboten Der 9ltth;
falls aus Dem 3immer geben, alein
.6rau WatbilNe bait i'm am RodGrmel
5uriid. IS 1T ibr, ais Ob - @enuu
ipeiB iie nur, hdB lie cine 2lbnun9 bat.
2iane dber reiBt ole 6iiQe bon ibrem
8riefe, fnltet mebrere Yogen auseins
amber, lpirft einen glid binein uno ibr
@eIiht miro i6neepeib,
.Sante Wiprano 1T - 1T toot -.
limo bier uno bier! Sd 49, i'd
Sbre Stimme bri6t, lire @algsn
irren iiber '0os Vapier.
S66renbahs iteben in atbemlpier,
Sponnung.
"a lGbt lie Die Yapiere ibren Sim
germ entgIeiten, Dridt beioe Sdnoe &C
gen Die Iugen, ais blenbe fe jdBe
2i6tflut9, unb itdmmelt fuIiutgslps:
rAeih - reid, go bin reid nho hdb'.
ibn pie0er1z7t sab ion pieNer."" ,;..-
Srnr Mdt6ilbe bdt Sen 4tief nuf3tE
rommen. ser 9otpt fe6t liner ibre
S6ulter nit binsinil itno ltsft Die W&it
.iheilpRgsn oss Sad)peripalters Der Der
apittlbeten 6rau autbdrino Wotanb.
pom oeret plDblibsm 6iniheioen, bar
iibsr 'oforti9e te~legrapbiitt genuhl
riAtiquna orlf uusoriidliAen Wunit
per 0eritorbenen bate unterbleiben
miiiien. q, 't. ''''.' n 'j'
,Mdbhen - WIoden." ruff SSrdu
Mot9iIoe, .Ssrmann, i'd frogs DID
Sermonn, ole olte Mpranb, SDtt
bah lie ielig - an Die brcinldlbunf
berttouieno Wdrt @ermOgen unb
&iune - Wdoren! 0u bit lire ei~'
Si9e Grbin!"
2iane ~ftiirSen Die 3brGnen iiber oas
@eii6t, nSa - fir i'm, fir inn. Oct
lei, geitorten mar id ia bdran, Did
gu MISUNDERSTANDING nac6
Wporbeioe!"
Yer Spttpr eilt binaus, Die ad>
Ie'de %dnipannen 81 laIien. 5rau ma
ibil0e aber blidt piDBlih duf Den Der
l%obntgsring al 2ianens Singer unb
rull5elt ole 9rduen. .0usa lhDne
Wtlh! Wenn hos nun in Der gamilie
ileiben tonnte.," t. 81 ,.sao.. ',oa
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-14

~ lrh 9etlcf Yulmer Itoub en-
WI 5eniter ulO itorrte binaus, bis
'C~ oNs leBte 8dseltorn perpralIslt
!''., lrdr. Damn frat CT suriid unb
'luurf iicb in einen Seiiel. Die Me9sns
ruth, Ole geQsn Die Sdeiben ihlilQ,.
tumlnerte ihn niht mebr,n Die tDnnte
niAts Neues mebr bin3uibqffeu 81
Dem, mas ood) bereits perpi6tet mar. :,
Die iifelreiie Grnte perni6tet, .@r
ipubte es: n.ht Elm 9alm mar mebr
itebsn, unb n.tt Elm 3prn rpQr msbr
bangen gsblieben. Sic battsn griinbs
lihe Drefnurbeit 9etbor, bic pom
2immeI proNelnocn Wurf9eIdoKs.
Vernittet Die Grntc, sic unpers
fiderte Grrts! 1isis 9ei6tfertiateit
fam aud nod nit binsin in oen 9rp-
Ben WobnIinn. Dor brei Saeen mar
Die, Ysriiherun9spolice obaeluufen, er
bate iis nod ntAt hipiesef oetneuert.
Wer ionhte nobl audi, fpein ibm TpnIt
10 pieIss in 3opf unb Serssn iputts,
.apf ben Gtnfaa iommen. es ntDhteh
fif. pie bobereR Wtdd)te b%eeilen, iBm
npb Tin fpeiteres Yenium an ~eeoanteus
Ssrjesenosh Hutbi.ln 5%asuertbeilsh! 20.
gt6er pieleid,t botten iis Is audi
gut init tim gcr,eint, batten nit einem
Raottalihritt lpenigitens Die Saupts
frape sslbit. w aa: o.o,a
IS sin9 tsiner bin unb fwsierte fr0bs
Tide @pfssit nit elmer, Die feline an,
bsre Mitsift bate ala ihrs 2iebe. ipenn
er isIber allf Dem beiten Wese mar, Elm
BETTER gu merben. Denn jeBt lpiroe
fid In Der Sbdt toum elmer finoen, Der
ibm Elm 0arlebsn CAB aif elm @ut.
oeisn @rtrdssfdbiateit auf Sabre bin
aus geifGbi9t por. Wns fling er oa
ipobl an2
aSeien sic oot niht 70 traaii6.
liebsr 5rsunh!"
Gortieeung fulat.) ae 81
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-14
IbfabrtStasc Der EaiIasicr Sampfc
upn NciusOurf.

IbfabrfSfagc DER Fann8lcr Camper
uOn Nciu.Yurf.
gm 10. Sc6rltar 0%anlpicr oSliis
der" nacb &arnburQ.
9(m 10. 6cbrlar Camper oGaHcI"
nad) 9rcmUt.
PIN 10. Scbrltnr 0ampicr 0OScac
ser 3mcitc" nod) Copenhagen.
Nm 10, 6ebrllor 9umpfcr oSa-
uoie" nod) SABRE.
2lm II, 6cbrtor Gunpicr ol&0nig
Gilbert" nodJ 9tcopel mo @cnllu.
9lm II, 6cbrlrar 0ampicr oSi,ro.
MIA" tod &%iuerpool.
Nn II. 6cbrudr Gampicr nGbild.
oeIpbin" noG southampton.
Pm II. Icbruor 2onpicr Nine
RIGA" nodl Son0on.
2lm II! 6ebrlcr Nonpicr oSroun.
LAMB" nad Nntmcrpell.
2nn Il. Sebulor Gun1picr oGthio.
pio" nod Glasgow.
YIN II, %fVebrllor &0rtpfcr yGcltlc"
mad, 9teupel ln0 Ncnuo.
PM II. TebrIor Gompicr Sam.
burg" nndl Atcnpcl u10 8cnln.
Nm 20. Tcbruar Gurnpicr r&niicr
NIlbcln Der 3luclte" nod Bremen.
9m 81. 6ebruor 0ompicr nN}njc-
itic" Iad) 9iperpool.
2(nl 81. 6e6ruar Ganlpicr Sta
tcn0um" noG Nottccoom.
PM 81. Ge6rldr 9ampicr o@ta.
Oonm@ nnd 9teupcl.
Nm %. Gebrltar Compiler oSrc
to9ne" nnd) Nnurc.
9lm 81. Tcbruor SnnplCr p@rar
@nIoWicc" nod @omburN.
lNm.f2l ICbrllnr lnnlpier ogur-
burolio" nod Mcopcl mo @cruto,
Em II. Ncbrtor Gonpicr ~llnl
briu" nnd) @iucrpoul.
gm u. 6ebruor Compiler 81.
Eonl" nudl Soutbompton.
An 81, Tehrltor 1nunpfcr YM.oinr"
nod, Snloon
Nm 81. Ncbrldr Compiler Bee
tnn0" nod Nntucrrcn. .
Am ~, Tcbrllnr Gnnlpler v6llr'
nciiiu" nud) Glasgow.
Hnl %. 6cbruur 4unlpIcr BRO
lille" nod 9teopcI lrno Ncnuo.
9tnl -. Tebruor Gonlpier yGoro.'
MIA" l1od) McapeI utO 8enliu.
PIN y. Tabrllar Compiler oGrctic"
nod Ncopcl mo 0cnuo.
Pint Is. Tcbruor Compiler vScco
nic" uod) &ipcrpool.
2ln IS. Scbrlnr 9unlpicr nEiGu
ria" nnh 9tcupcl ltno @cnun.
Hm IS. 6cbrlor 2umpiCr Sun
Oou" mad, Nptter0nm. -.
Nnl I. WiGr5 Compiler oSourninC"
nad) NnOrc.
Nm +. WtGrj Compiler oNucyifo"
nad) M0nlhurN. en.
Hm /, Wi0r5 Sonrpicr yNrcaIou'
nud) Grenlcu.
Nnl t.. M0rj Gumpicr Y0caig
Clou" lud) &ppCllhngen.
@m 3, Nturj Gumpicr .Gunpnnin"
nod Yiurrpopl.
PIN 3. MUr5 Compiler o9tcu Dort"
nod Sortbunlpton.
Nnt 3, Mdrj Gumpicr vgitpriu'
nndl @lu9Nulu.
9nt 3. WtGrj Compiler nIinlolo"
nud) Nltlucrpcl,
Nnt 3. Mdrj Compiler yNiinncba
.hu" nud) Spnbnn.
Nm 3. MGrj 9untpfcr .Irin5ciiiit
SreHc" nudl Ncoprl itltp Wcnito.
SInt >. Nfdr5 Gompicr ,Si1uria~
nod 9teopeI mo @eitl,o.
Nm 6. WARS Gompfrr ,aaiier @ii-
hclnt ser ;}lueitc" nod @rrnlem
Nnr &, M1rj 9untpfer .Gurpntbio"
ltod1 Ncopel nllo 0eltta.
Nun {. MARS Ioltpict y@rrnlnlli0"
had ?tcnpei.
Nt . M0r3 Snmtpicr ySeutollicf
nuh S%tpprpool.
Nn I. MGrj lnrnpier YEril6 SS
for" llah 9tcopcl NM @enilo.
9lll I. MGrj Gumpfcr nHotter
bnln" l1ud) Nutterbom.
Pint $. Mnr5 Innlpicr .aoln" nod)
Nrenlclt.
9lill s. Mur5 1anlpfcr .Gitta 3!
Noppli" llnd) NeopcI ul,b Wenlio.
Nm s. M1r5 Gnmpfer o0oSco9ic"
nod SABRE.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-14
SdJifisnad,ridtenJ

q it, Dbrf 10, 6etr. ansc.
tcntiIicii" ST" tonlpifttSr , Waller Sill.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-14

. lr6 0etlef Yalmer Ituub en-
~ 5eniter urO itarrte binaus, bis
- bas leBte Sa9eltorn perpraRslt
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
Cheat the EIephants.

*'Bllliardists who have been afraid
the scarcity OF ivory would kill the
game have another guess coming 5"
said an old player, as he chalked his
cue the other day. i've been playing
with billiard balls made Of artificial
ivory, which was so nearly like the
kind the elephants furnish that you
void not notice the difference. Ele-
chants are getting pretty scarce, you
Know, and elephant tusks are now al
most as rare as genuine Navajo
blankets. You know it is only the
choicest of tusk ivory that can be
dssfarabi illiaEd bal alsssaell llnesyeaTz age
regulation two and three-eighth inch
ivory balls could be purchased for $8.
Now they cost SIG apiece. The ad-
vance in the price of ivory was
simultaneous with and strikingly sim
liar to the constantly growing value
Of diamonds. Billiardists have main
tanned that only with ivory balls could
The delights OF the game be realized
This meant that within a few years
only millionaires, kings, or princes
could hope to indulge in the game
which dates back to the time of the
PharaOhs.
eyes, sir, they are now making ivory
balls that won't catch cold, and they
are practically indestructible. They
are celldloid and bone and hard rub
ber and are then sandpapered and pol,
tshed."
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
From Earth's Far Corners

1ne Amazon sWamps-see the naked
indians tapping the trees and the
Shiny reptiles in the shadowv ooze-
horn and tallow from the pampas-
mark the centaur-like vaquero and his
Whirlins riata-gold dust iyory. na1m
oil from the west coast. Dreams for
you there! Palm oil and gold dnst
and ivory; elephants and sacrifcial
fires and trains of, captive slaves.
hemp, tea, silks and smuggled opium
and do not believe that opium. is
not smuggled into New York harbor
to this day. You think of all that and
your imagination flames. =,.:=%: =sE:. =.
The gentlemen in the pilot :houses
are not always in placid moods. Wild
eyed men glare from their pilot ho,uses
aloft, like eagles from their 6 1eyries
and pass the timesof day. Says one:
Where d y think you're going :? Back.
will you! u IT. :. i. .- .,7-=: =
=.= 3 And the other = Back? y Ne back?
Nle?"+. Is asz.* =. = ! l.. FL s5E5 =.zs
You! Yes, you, YOU i: Il Sc, slop.eyed. J.
j. slack-mon nthed, .spine:twisted, fresh.
water goob = ou squar e-head. father.
less ! 81" And so on detailing IRENE.
diable flaws; stn the gene,oology after,.
Swhich both back down ana ana aYear.t TIE
impending COL Isl ion:. .=z. 81.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
from All Over the World
Brings Merchandise to the
HArbor of New York to Find
American Market. -.

TO present to the mind an easily
:conjured picture of New York :harbor
one might make the comparison of
the upturned right hand, with the long,
straight forefnger for the j, lower
stretch Of the Hudson, with the
/ thumb, joint turned out, standing for
the bent East river and: the palm Of
the hand representing upper New
York bay, says Harper's. The three
together make up the harbor Of: New
York. AS Hudson river shelters most
Of the North Atlantic liners while in
port, SO does East river harbor. those
that. go to make up the. truly: foreign
fleets. Here they are, pier after pier
of them--the steamers. that go to the
lar countries. Mind the roll---Brazil,
Argentine, Chile, Peru, west coast OF
Africa, Australia. India. China, Japan.
And bark again to the call of the ports
|: ::- y Rio Janeiro, Buenos #Ayres, :Y lpa-
=raiso, st. j Paul de Loan da Cape Town.
Tamat atave, ydney, Singapore, Hong
kong; Yokoha 1: nd the strange
Estun off 81 car Il bier rom
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
CRAFTY MAN WINS OUT,

Neat Way in Which He DuPes the
| "Angel Of His Life"
| Mr.. Smuthe reaches home for din
ner and finds his wife in an unusually
taciturn mood.
They go through the meal almost
quietly; the only speech being from
him.
The evening progresses in the same
fashion.
At last he asks:
Aren't you feeling we'll tonight"
"Oh, yes," she tells him, coldly.
'Then what is wrong with you?"
You ought to know"
How should I know? Have I said
or done anything to offend you?"
mo; you haven't said anything or
done anything.'
'Then what on earth makes you act
this way?"
II suppose you have forgotten what
day this is?''
mo. This is the 25th day of Aug
ust, 1906"
And it is my birthday, and you for
got that it was, and you never for
got it before, and you-''
"One moment. my dear. did not
forget that it was your birthday
She smiles through her tears, think
ing OF diamond sunbursts and things
like that.
"Oh, you dear thing!" she exclaims.
You did not forget it, then?"
! mo. What birthday is it?''
why, my thirtieth, of course"
well, angel of my life, do you not
think it is more gracious of me to,
seem to overlook your birthday than
TO remind you of how old you are
growing?"
Next day she tells the neighbor that
dear John is the thoughtfullest man
that ever lived.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31

two l have ever experienced, and |
have travelled over 10000 miles on
trains and steamers, three times as
Tar as from here to the moon.
"A broken wheel threw the train off
the track. The car was in was shat
tered very much Seated just ahead
of me was an elderly lady who was
suffering from rheumatism. 1t was
nesessary to change cars. I helped
her off the car, carried her valise, and
gave her the support of my arm. Be
hlnd us came a noble looking English
lady with her husband by her side.
"She was scolding him we'll for
starting on their journey on Friday, I
told you. James, she said. something g
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31

the more delicate shades in Wedg'
wood are, of course, we'll known, but
the brown seems to be rather a novel
ty, and is decidedly pretty, the white
figures standing out clearly against
the dark background and forming a
unique contrast. The teapot sugar
bowl and cream pitcher are, however.
more satisfactory for general use.than
the cups, as it does not seem quite ap-
petizing to drink out of cup of SO
somber shade as brown.
Among the novelties recently seen
in glassware there was an opalescen+
flower vase of unusual design. The
vase proper was in the form Of ALLY,
and the delicate colors in the glass,
with the Opaque base Representing a
sslea faandzathe formed bXs the
buds, make a most effective decOra-
ton for the center of the table. For
use in a low, fiat bowl, to be filled
with short-stemmed flowers that have
tendency to slide out of sight, there
is clever arrangement that looks like
coarse wire netting, which fits into
the bowl, through which the stems of
the flowers are to be thrust. BY u.s.
ing this the same effect of mass OF
flowers can be obtained, and only
about half the quantity of flowers need
be used.
A number of new and pretty designs
in cut glass bonbon dishes are exhib'
tied, one of the most attractive being
in the shape, of a three-leaf clover;
and speaking of clover, there was seen
in one of the large crockery shops the
other day an ice tub of some sort OF
white ware, with decorations of green
clover leaves, one of the coolest and
most summery looking articles imag.
Unable.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31

gigantic orange for a case, and water
melon plates whose decorations are
only equaled in lusciousness by the
big watermelons that holds them.
Among the styles of china ware
particularly suitable for summer time
foods are the we'll known but very ap-
propriate salad sets, consisting OF
deep bowl and plates of green ware
resembling lettuce leaves. These sets
have two good qualities; they are at
tractive to the eye and they are very
reasonable in price, and while not so
much of novelty as some other large
designs, their good qualities are last
ing. The newer salad bowls have per-
forated bottoms and are set in deep
plates. These perforations allow any
moisture to drip through, so that ice
may be placed in the bowl and the
salad kept cold and crisp without be-
coming too wet. An ice bowl made
with this same Improvement is also
shown. in the illustration.
Other novelties which seem to be
growing in favor are grape fruit
glasses anu caviar SGLS. u6Se, DIS
seen in the illustration, are long
stemmed glasses filed with crushed
ice, into which the smaller glasses.
ttaarea
placed. Some of these glasses are of
the most elaborate designs OF Bohem-
ian glass, with raised gold decorations
and are correspondingly expensive,
but they also come in plain glass at
more reasonable prices.
A breakfast set is shown above in
the new Cauldon ware, whose plain
white surface, relieved only by wide
bands of silver, makes it most accept
able for summer use, particularly in a
house the object of whose general col.
or scheme is to give an effect OF cool.
ness and airiness. Washstand sets, as
we'll as table ware, are also to be had
in this white and silver design, and
in an all-white bedroom a set of Caul-
don ware carries out the general eff.
feet in a way that is most satisfac-
tory.
Especially attractive to those who
admire the old fashioned Wedgwood
ware are the tea sets now shown in
brown wedgwood. The old blue and
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
Copper Exported to China.

More than $4,000 tons of copper
have been exported to China from
America this year. The unusual quan-
tity has excited attention. and in
1uiries of the trade have elected two
explanations. One is that new coinage
is necessary in China, because the old
has been gradually melted down for
the manufacture OF cartridges. The
other is that the process of smelling
the, metal is so imperfect that the
smelted copper contains small guam
titles Of gold, and this the astute Chi
nese contrive to extract. Vast guam
titles of copper disappear constantly
In China from one cause or another.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
Young Fool and the Old.


There's no fool like a young fool
When fireworks are concel ned
Behold them all. the victims small
With hands and faces burned.
Behold the lamed and killed and MANNED
Their needless sufferings:
There's no fool like the Old Fool
Who gives a child such things.
There's no fool like a young fool
In glorious July, E'1
To fire bomb and lose thumb
And tear away an eye, ~!
To touch a light to dynamite
And scatter death and noise: !;
There's no fool like the Old Fool
Who gives child such toys i
There's no fool like a. young fool .
TO make the Fourth crime,
When every nurse and every hearse
Is working overtime,
When East and West and North and
The lists appalling grow:
There's no fool like the Old Fool
Who thinks a, child should know.
There's no fool like the young fool
Who smells the powder smoke;
But the awful play that mars the Day
Has ceased to be joke,
Yet Satan tempts the Old Fool
TO chucl<le meath his breath
And put among the needless young
The instruments of DEATH
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31

At no season of theYs year do the
shops have a more attractive display
of crockery and table furnishings than
just now. Many of the satisfactory
standard patterns in breakfast, dinner
and tea sets are being shown, and as
they are all carried in. what the deal
ers call open stock, they may be pur'
chased in any quantity,lfrom tea cup
or a plate to complete q broken set to
as many dozen pieces as may be need.
ed. One of the new patterns to be
seen this year is the Yorkshire ware,
particularly suitable ): for clubs or
houses where everything is on a very
large scale. The background is rather
a deep cream, almost yellow, with dec
orations of flowers in conventional de-
signs done in deep red{sand blues and
green's, the whole effect being so strik-
ing that it requires space, and for that
reason is much more suitable for din
ing rooms Of large dimensions than
for small rooms which require fittings
of daintier design andScolor.
A design particularly suitable for
these smaller dining rooms is Dresden
ware, with cream background and a
clearly defined pattern of flowers in a
medium blue. or sBedfora ware the de-
sign Of which is similarn II u. III
low pattern, except that the colors are
red and blue instead of blue only.
French faience is a comparatively
new ware, having many attractive pos
sib1lities. Like most things French, it
is dainty in both color and design, the
figures being slightly raised and the
surface rather highly glazed. The
fruit plates shown in the above illustra-
tion are of this ware and as will be
seen the edges are irregularly seal.
1oped instead of being perfectly
smooth. Welsh rabbit sets in this
ware include beside the plate OF deli
cate green with delightfully."- vague lit
tie rabbits hopping about on them.
beer mugs to match of a most fasci-
mating shape, and the whole set of
twelve plates and mugs comes in a
case which is clever imitation of a
huge Edam cheese. Following out this
same idea there are sets of orange
plates, the decorations of which are
oranges in pale misty yellows, with a
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
PROVOKING Mistake.

Provoking Mistake.
The caller was angry, and even bel
ligerent.
II want an explanation and an apol-
ogy, SIR" he said. *'1n your paper this
morning you had an account of the
wedding at the smithbys' last night,
and you spoke of the jay that at
tended the happy pair as they went
to the altar Now, sir, I'm the"
1'Gracious heaven!" gasped the ed
itor II wrote it *joy'!"
He Knew Them.
"Woman's inhumanity to woman"
"Yes?"
Makes mans inhumanity to man
look like sweet charity '-Houston
Post.
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would happen if we should start on
Friday
Madam said I, "do you know that
Columbus set sail to discover Ameri.
ca on Friday?"
She looked at me with indigna
ton and said: Sir, in my opinion it is
a great pity America was ever dis.
covered at all. '"-Northwestern Chris
tian Advocate.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
Remarkable Longevity.

Remarkab1e Longevity.
II see that Bimler's father died the
other day at the age of 96.''
Eyes, remarkable old man. He
never was as happy as when he fan.
cied he was doing somebody
'But who could he do when he was
past 90?"
"The undertaken
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
Alphabetic Confusion.

lis Mr.. Scadds a man Of scientific
distinction?"
Yes, indeed" answered Miss Cay.
enne. "He has SO many college de-
grees that when he sends in his card
you can't be sure whether it is his
name Or a problem in algebra"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-03-31
Looked Like a Scandal,

Bacon--I saw Babbs out walking
with his wife's dressmaker to-day.
Egbert-Are you sure?
"Positive."
What did his wife say?" y
ooh, she said great DEAL"
II should think she would! Who is
his wife's dressmaker?''
His wife,