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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
Clerk in Accepting SIS Was h
discreet BuI Ibid Nothing
Corrupt Or WrOOg".
BUTTON TOO GETS fyoNERATEu.
Assembly investigation Committee
Turns !" Another aepor, in Which
it Admits That Bins Were manlpu,
lated, But Fails to Find Anyone
Guilty. Of a Criminal Act
tby Associated Press. J

RICHMOND. VA. March u ma
assembly committee appointed To in.
VesIisa'r alleged Irregularities I'm
handling Legislative hills mndr H., ro.
port today anu In Tho course mr. ,he
report mentions the names Of two
h"'"i'''ld lawyers In connection with
me abstraction or loss before they
were acted on by the Senate Of Ger
Ihill amendments. which were If
vital importance" tn House Hill No.
-, relating to Tho payment Of lnnatics'
expenses, b,i which were subsequent
~ reillserted In the bill on ,he floor Of
ne Senate. and says:
Fuller Criticised.
w" iinh that MIR OrdwGp PuIIrr,
u member Of The conference committee
ON The part Of The House. acted with
iIdiScretion in attempting 10 insert
INTO the conference rrpor, an amend.
met increasing The compensation of
ne special agent tn be appointed IN.
der The provisions of the I'LL without.
me consent of his EcoiirereesSs ~ ssss[s = q
~ "iitt IL IL HelnDtF OF the House
or Delegates from Richmond city.
minority report, signed by one
member OF The committee. expressed
he opinion thai neither OF the lawyers
above referred to did anything for
hidden by law or good morals" and
'hnl while Mr.. Fuller acted hurriediy
or vii hont sufficient warrant" he did
not act in had caith.
Button Mildly Canc,tred
II thinks III was improper in AIR.
l'ilt ION. clerk Of The Senate, 10 sllg.
geSt to a. A. Campbell. attorney for
he South 4 Western railway the
giving OF a check for $25 to Mr.. Gooch
he enrolling clerk, either as pny or
reward Tor Tho doing Of public duty
tsome extra enrolling work.. by Mr..
Gooch and that il avs equally imprnp-
er in Mr. Campbell to accept and act
upon This suggestion" while fully nc.
quitting both Mr.. Button and Mr..
Campbell of any corrupt or wrongful
attempt"
The majority found that mo frand
or bribery lud been either Attempted
CT committed Ia Ills matter and TEX.
nncrni"d all parties Ia Tie irnnsnc-
tiDiI."
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
NORFOLK ROADS MERGE
.I' J! Of About 900 Miles ID.
cIuded In lha Combination.
! 1n! !. MILLS N 5HE gE4!
AS Result Of the Formation Of the
New Company Vast Territory Of
Timber Lands in the State Of North
Carolina win Be Opened Up.
rny AssncIaien presa

NORFOLK. VA. March 2G.-.The
rh'ire properties of The Norfolk &
southern railway running from Nor.
loik through Eastern North Carolina
ana The Virginia Carolina railway
winch recently began tho constructions
Oh new railway linz. from Norfolk 10
beaufort. \. g.. and their lumber IN
iercSis are to be merged with an an
ihrrIZe'l capital of $25. 000.OOO in
bonds and $25,nnn.OOn In stock.
ne railroad merger will give n to.
iai trackase of eco miles ana tile l,m.
ner merger viii make Il total of is
n'lilS Win an output Of lan.00O .OOn
iert annually. There will he coo 0nD
acres OF timber land owned in fec and
Il inner stnnlpaSr Of four billion feet
ne railroad merger means the tak-
ilS over OF the Suffolk g. Carolina
running between Suffolk. Va. Eliza.
hcth City. n. c.. and Edenton. \. C.:
me l'amlico. Oriental q Western run
mig from Newhern to !3ayhnrn. y. c .
an ct The Norfolk e Southern branch
INES between Norfolk and Edcnton.
together with its Pamlico division
through Mnckey's Ferry 10 Bclhavcn
ana thence on The Plymouth & Wash.
inslon anu the leases OF the Atlantic
Y North Carolina railroad running br-
wecn beaufort Morchcad CITY ana
Gnldsboro. ~ G.
Grading Is now complete for n new
line from AIackcy's Ferry to Columbia.
~ G.. and surveys are complete he.
tween liayl,nro ana Oriental. The
road will bc extended our 10 Newbcrn.
opening up val timbc. lands through
Dilpiin county, Il G.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
MURDERS WOMEN
IN A TERRIBLE MANNER
"Greaser" Follows Buggy in Which
They Were Riding and Cuts
Throat of One of Them.
(By Associated Prcss.l

RUNGE, TEN, March 81. Near
Conchoc, eight miles south of here
a Mexican named Ramon overlook a
vehicle containing two Young women
and little hoy yesterday.
Ramon climbed into The rear of the
buggy and cut the throat OF one Of
the women. causing instant death
The horse became frightened and be-
san 10 run. whcreupon Ramon drew
q revolver and shot the other woman
dead. Jealousy prompted The deed.
The two dead women were daugh-
tors of Alexander NJ Henry. II wen
todo ranchmnn OF this county. Po-
lice are searching for Ramon.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
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MINERS ISSUE ULTlMATuM.
Coal Oiggers Let the Operators Know
Just Wat They Want.
a -
ny Associated Press.)

INDIANAPOLIS. IND. March 20
Tie United Mine Workers his after
noon presented 10 the coal operators
of The central competitive district
their nllimnlum on The dispute over
the wage scale.
The demand Of the miners. as stat.
ed in the ultimatlm. is for rcsiora.
ton OF The wage scale of 1909, which
is an increase Of 5.55 per cent The
operators, il Is said. will give def
mite answer Ia The miners tomorrow
morning
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
FUNERAL OF OFFICER WOOD.
Body Escorted to Cemetery by Large
Squad of Brother Policemen.

OQS't'U VI 5T VHT1eE TOTIIeTITcTI'
Funcral services were conducted
over The remain Of the late j. w
Wood Il, lie Baptist Tabernacle Sun
day afternoon at 3 o'clock. Rev. x.
Is. Sanford conducted the services, as.
sisted by Rev. j. ". Porter
Chief Of Police j. w. Reynolds.
Sergranis J. W Gray and Il. j. OIara
and Police Commissioners II. H.
Holmes. j. ii. Gilkerson and r. u.
Holloway were The pallhcarers. a
squad IT eighteen pairolmcn. under
Sergeant T. a. Mitchell. attended the
services and escorted h. body OF tho
dead officer TO Grernlawn cemetery
Rev. NJ. l.. Wnohi. OF Stanton. and
Mrs. II l.. Reynolds brother ANA sis
ter nf The deceased. were in The. city
la attend the services.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
SENATORS ARE ANXIOUS
!. TO VOTE ON RATE BILL
.One So|on Suggests That There
be no Undue Hasle in Con-
sidgrIng The Measure.
west VIRGINIA DEMANDS LAWS


WASHINGTON. ID. c.. March 2f.
! mere was hint in the Senate at an
effort Ia fix h. time Tor Il vCic on
Tie railroad rate hill. In, II was SIR.
rounded by so mnch circumstance and
,honbi thai no prediction aS Ia lhi.
time would be justified
Mr.. Tillman stated that he would
ihrlnS he matter up in The Senate to
morrow ana unless objection was then
made he may ask 10 have n lay spec.
flied
Among The provisions Offered were !:
by Mr.. Foraker Prohibiting the
Issuance Of passes: Mr.. Scott. com
tpellins railroads 10 connect with other
railroads. and Mr.. Culberson, denying
10 Interstate roads the privilege OF
making campaign contributions.
No Undue Haste Noticed.
Mr.. Ovcrman made Il general speech
in support Of the bill and MIR Teller
spoke against undue haste in con.
sidering The question.
Al the beginning Of the session
MIR. Tllman presented Il letter irGm
Willard +. Snyder. Of Clarkslure. ".
Va, relating TO the discrimination
0f railroads in that Stale against in
coal operators ny tile Bal
iimore Il Ohio railrnnd. Mr. Tillman
said that The Senator from West Vir.
sinia had expressed the opinion tina.
he would give the Senate talk on
This line every morning aud he would
endeavor 10 crafty him in this re-
Spect.
Claim TilIman.
The letter began by stating that
the people Of West Virginia had heg,la
10 look upon Mr.. rillman ms their
senator 1t stated that MIR. Snyder
hhd made many efforts tn secure re-
lief from discrimination, hui was ma
BILE To obtain any redress
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
TumbIed Into prydock.

A negro teamsl"r who has not hcen
conscious Ia tcll his name since the
accident. frll hcatllong into dryhocli
No > AT the shipyard Saturday after
noon ana wa dangerously injured.
The man is III the general hospital
now. Nothing concerning the acci.
dent has hecn given out from the ship.
yard. Or. lInbson. who is ATTENDING. the
injured man. nr the hospital.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
Not Mr.. 4. Mirmelstein.

The Daily Press was in error sun.
day when il stated that MIR. l. Mir.
meistein soon would remove from his
prcsehl place at he corner 6f Thif.y.
MN street and Washington avenue.
!" nc corner Of Thiriyihirl street
u Is Mr.. $. Mirmclsicin who hns lax.
en- The store formerly occupied by Mr..
SchnSam. and he will move into the
place as soon as II Is remodeled.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
Advertising paper Barred.

WASliiNGTuN. T. G.. March ~ :
DESIGNED primarily fnr a,lNerlisins
PURPOSES was ih" reason The posi-.
ntlicn d'natlin"ni denied second clas.,
rat. l" I'll" Union News OF Thomas :,
Ion. Ca according 10 The reply nr
f"s'naS'"r Gcnrrai c"rtrlynu Ia a
i"'is" resolution on ,l,r snbicrr Ia.
day
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27

granting to The North Mississippi
Traction Company. The right to con
sirnc' Il dam ar dams on the Hear
'N'r Ut AiSSlSs'pl:i. granting lcr-
"''Ssf'h !" construct bridges across
III" trmhcrlani river, III Mashyiil..
ana tlarksvillc Tenn.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
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TRAIN DROPS INTO STREAM.
si~ Laborers Killed in Wreck on /,
Western Railroad.
U|y AssOcinioI Press

NV ASSOclaIrH I'rnSS
CASPER WYOMING. March 81
SIN railr"ah lahnrers today were kill
ed ana score wcr" injured, many
probably fatally. when train on Tho
Chicago and Northwestern railroad
dropped ini" II swollen stream through
an undermined bridge near Narsoma
Most Of lie dead were Auslrans ana
Italians
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
Brides to Be Built

Bills were passed as follows: An.
ihorizing the construction of IL bridge
IN Holmes and Washington counties.
MISS. across the fazoo river; author.
izing the operating OF Il toll bridg,,
across the Tngaloo river between the
states OF South Carolina and Georgia.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
Fifteen Passengers Hurt in Wreck.
nm Assncinlnd prnsa

CARTHAGE. TEXA3 March 3D.
a passenger train on The Texas and
Gill railroad. after running into
lrcken Switch here late last night /
collided with u log train and fifteen
passengers were injured
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
Baseball.
Try AasncLnIrn Prnss1

: ~ FN.'N''VI'IIfII TTHHH ------
AZ Augusta. Ga: Detroit (Ancri.
cam. 10; Macon A.
AZ Charleston. S. C.: Philadelphia,
tNatinnal). .: Charleston. 1
~ Atlanta. Ga: Atlanta. 4: i.nstnn
tAmcrcanD. 9
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
Two Negro Miners Killed.
tBy Assncialrl prcss 4

Thy Associated Prcss)
i'i.SSkAiltR Al.A., March PC. by
'h' hrrina''lr" explosion Of blast in
Il mine near her" indny Two negro
miners were killed.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-03-27
HIS RESCUE IS nor EXPLAINED.
constabulary Wins Brilliant Victory.
in Face Of crss, odds and Con-
siderng Tina, They Had Inferior
Rifles viii Which to Kin Robbera
Who invested the District.
(ny Assnciated Press J !

MANILA. March 20. Governor
Carry is safe and well. hut The par
iirnars oi his rcscny are not availa.
bio st This hour.
General buchanan. cunmanlin. the
department OF Nisc;lyas, has lrfr here
ior alir,lcsan. The capital of the
island al San;r. 10 offer The aid Of
10 Federal government to the in,
sniar authorities. Small drtarhments
OF Federal troops are now assisting
he consiahul;ry IN The pursuit OF
HE fugitive pulniancs.
Half the Command Killed.
Governor C,lrrv.in (, rcnort In tha
Government IN the recent engage.
incht with pma!ianeS al Maetaon.
SAYS: "Ha, II hard fight in which
Captain Jones ni HE cnnslahulary.
lost half OF his command, gaining a
iIiaSaihccnt victory in the face OF
overwhelming odds. The puIajnnes!
under 4 flag nf truce, and while
promising IN I'M 10 surrender mmediet4lit,
opened fire. charged The constabn
larry
The leader Of tho Pnlajanes or
htrrd his men to first wine ont the
rnhsialnliary and then to capture my.
SELF and the other Americans.
II have requested a company of
Federal troops Immediately and later
on when Joined by this additional
force, VIII prepare 10 wage Il war of
determination against The fugiLivcs.
which is The only alternative.
Springfields Condemned.
The conStabulary did splenddly.
though their inferior firearms. whicn
were minus bayonels, placed them nj
disadvantage. With The assistance
of Federal troops We will he able
to "Xrrminate the fnsitiyes, who are
now in the mountains. ana viii de.
stroy The crops
aThc natives Of Simar with Tho
exception Of The i'ulaiancs. are in
sympathy with lis ana are assisting
us.
Several prominent t'ilipinos we're
present and witnessed The treachcr.
nns action nf The Pniajancs.
".lndse l-nhinger and all The other
Americans are safe"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20
The Submarine Diver.
His Essential Complicated Helpless
ness Under Water.

From his fret to his throat the diver
is dressed in one piece, loose fitting
quarter-inch thick suit, consisting of ths
best rubber moulded between two layer.
OF heavy canvas and terminating in :
copper breast and shoulder plate. tc
which is screwed the ponderous twenty
i've pound helmet, provided with circu-
Tar face plates in front and at either
side, and at t,se back with a goose
neck tor the attachment Of the air hose
Each loot OF the daring adventurer is
fastened to twenty pound iron sandal
and about his waste are buekled a hum
bred pound leaden belt and life line
Once inside this. armor, SO heavy and
stiff and clumsy that strong man barely
staggers across deck in it, the diver ap-
pears for all the world as if he were
inside huge, man-shaped balloon. And
IN this awkward outfit, hampering every
tree movent, dependent upon a hundred
and one favorable conditions. the diver
braves the unknown dangers lurking far
below.
From the instant the helmet is screwed
down and the helper grasps the life line
and lowers the diver hand over hand
the click-click-click of the pumps bring
ing fresh air and the hiss of the escape
valve carrying away the used I'D ali
sound in the divers ears. The click
click-click becomes part of his sub-con-
scious self. He is listening for it always
ever; not a click escapes him. He starts
violently at the slightest irregularity Of
the sound. He listens for it so intent,
that to save his soul he cannot coun,
correctly one hundred bricks into a
bucket, taking them one at time. |,
is the speech, the one speech, the speech
OF the pumps which tells him, "All i.
well as far as we are concerned"
The diver hears the acceleration of the
click-click-click as the pumps work
faster with his descent where he need:
more air to counterfeit the increasing
water pressure The click-click-clicE
tells him he is going deeper. So does
the fast fading light. So does the water
pressure which collapses the suit against
him tight as skin--save beneath the he'll
met and breast plate, where his lungs re.
quire freedom. AS his feet strike bot
tom the helpless man becomes even more
helpless than before. He is as if GU
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20

girls look like miniature carl
ming will be of plain material
catures of their mothers. The
more artistic ideas now pre-
vailing are a welcome change.
Mothers find it much easier to
dress their children smartly,
for the reason that the simpli-
fed cut of their garments
makes it possible for the home
dressmaker to reproduce these
delightfully."- up-to-date effects.
Plaid fabrics are much used,
usually as a trimming for plain
colors. Where the dress or
coat is made Of plaid, the trim
in some combination with
braid. A garment made en-
tirely of plaid unrelieved by
bands Of plain material would
lack the needful contrast which
is this seasons hall mark of
style"
The very desirable little
frocks and aprons for girls H.
lustrated in this issue have
been carefully selected from
the very newest New York
models. They are extremely
practical as we'll as pretty, and
are destined to continue in
style much longer than a single
season.
/, made with a fitted lining and
and cuffs are of plaid silk in
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20
New York's Current Fancies.

New York City has one of the most
crooked streets on the continent: 1t Is
Pearl street; beginning at State street,
running easterly, crossing Broadway,
thence northeast through Hanover
square, north across Park Row, and
northwest back to Broadway. 1t is
nearly two miles long, while its ends are
only one mile apart.
There is remarkable increase OF rail
way traffic in New York city. Each
month this year there has been 10000
coo more fares collected than during the
corresponding month last year, and
100000 more transfers have been
issued.
Notwithstanding the reputation of the
Tenderloin in New York City, it is i'm
possible to find saloon" in it. You
do not have to go far to find hotel"
restaurant" garden" promenade
buffet" "cafe" and so on, almost with
out end, Where spirits of all sorts are
sold; but there is no sign of saloon.
National and state banks in New York
city have sufficient money for all rea-
sonable demands, with capital, surplus
and undivided profits of $245,oooooo.
The average number of persons from
New York city in the various summer
resorts during August has been $50, 900.
More women in New York wear dia-
monds on the streets than in any other
city in the world. On one afternoon
recently in the shopping district of Sixth
avenue, Twenty-third street, Fifth ave
nue. and Broadway, out of $500 women
who passed points selected, 1870 wore
the sparkling gems or their limitations.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20

off from the world above him. His sole
means of speech consists of few sent
ences communicated by Juggling or shak-
ing hose or life line. His one interpre-
ter is the watchful helper, paying out
or taking in hose and line and ever feel
ing the man below as a fisherman
feels" fish.
And now the very laws of nature seem
turned against his helplessness. Despite
the ISo or 200 pounds of arInor under
which he staggers in daylight, he now
| feels light as feather. He has lost
practically all semblance of that most
fundamental element of physical strength
gravity. So nearly equal is the balance
between air and lead and iron and cop
per that he finds that, like man on the
moon, he can make fabulous jumps by
giving the slightest spring. For all
practical purposes he is powerless as a
man suspended in a swing, and his
muscles and sincws of steel become use
less, almost like those of an eight-year-
old child So helpless is he that he may
not stand erect without being swept from
his feet by the drag of current or tide
against hose and life line. If he wants
to progress he must lean forward at an
angle of forty-five degrees and labori-
ously use his hands for paddles; or he
must crawl on his hands and knees, Dig
ging his fingers into the muck, a gigan-
tic human :nudhsh. If he strikes blow
with an ak it falls comparatively harm
less. Oftenest he is in such pitch dark
ness that he cannot twice hit in the same
place. If he uses a shovel he may not
shove the blade into the mud lest he
, 60 backward like crab, but must scoop
the blade full with his hands at the risk
of cutting and tearing them against
broken glass, tin cans, and other rub
bage.
| Even his senses the diver may not
trust to warn him below water. He
smells nothing except the stenches
sucked in by the pumps above; these and
the odor of rubber from the hose and
the smells of the machine oil used on
the cylinders clicking air to him.
| His ears may he trust only in part,
| for, if loud enough, sounds come to him
through the escape valye-under water
noises. You might fire the sixteen-inch
| Sandy Hook gun over his head and he
would not know it, except for the quake
of the mud under his feet But he can
hear an under water explosion three
miles away; he can hear the humping
and stamping of submarine drills more
than mile away; he can hear the graf
ing and grinding of splintered spars and
timbers moving in the grasp of current
or tide
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20


brown and green, or they may
be Of any contrasting material
In striped Panama, with the
facing. collar, and cuffs of the
material cut on the bias it
would be a simple and stylish
school frock. The pattern No.
1871 is cut in sizes 8, 10, IL
and II years. Price IS cents.
No. 1887. Little boys Rus
sian suit, consisting of a blouse
and knickerbockers, in dull red
cheviot serge trimmed with
black braid, and worn with a
black silk tie and patent leather
belt, The pattern No. 1887 is
cut in sizes 2, 4, 6 and s years,
Price IS cents.
No. 1870. Girls school dress
in mohair OF small brown and
white checks. The waist is
made over a fitted lining and
the straight plated skirt is
made with two tucks at the
lower edge. The patterns No.
1870 is cut in sizes 8, 10, II
and II years. Price IS cents.
No. 1853, Girls dress, with
a three-gored skirt laid in clus-
ter plaits and made over fit
ted lining. Developed in one
of the bright-colored Scotch
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20
Not in Right.

The following little narrative cffec-
tually demonstrates the aphorism that
circumstances alter cases:
"oh. father, come out quickly and
help the English gentleman" said the
Kerry girl He's up 10 his ankles in
the hoglT
We'll" replied the father, what
harm viii that do him?r
All. but. father. sure his head is
downward"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20

A bull has forty rods to travel 10
reach tramp. and the tramp has thirty
Two rods to travel to reach the fence.
II the bull travels one fourth faster than
the tramp. how close viii the latter
come 70 getting the grand hoists
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20
Cured

reafmont 10 used by the
fuccess. HaEdrcds " tssti-
sicians. ministers, etc. The
me csncrrous growth. and
mt eliminates the dieeasc
Z rs return. writefor Free
- No matter how serious
many operation yoa have
fmeuf you have tried DO
sf once. DIR. O. A. John.
Ave. Kansas City.Mo.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-20
A Big Round Dollars Worth
Of MAN MEDICINE FREE
for a dime.

A dime-tcn cents-the price of a smoke or
two heers-isn't much money. No man longing
with all his soul to feel again the vigor life In
his bones will halk at the amount
There Ia a chance, though, that you might miss
this offer of real help to weak men IL we don't
put in word or two ON WHY IL Is a dime for
a dollars worth.
You might say, only . dime--they can't afford
TO do anything RIAL for me for dime Right
you are a dime Is NOT the measure OF value OF
MAN MEDICINE; we are not trying to make
money ON this proposition, but for one dime we
are going TO PROVE to you that MAN MEDI.
CINE Is ALL that you need.
This dime Is not for the medicine. We give
you that. We give YOU FULL SIZED DOL
LARS WORTH OF MAN MEDICINE ALSO.
LUTEt.y FREE II has cured thousands 49,
perfectly and rermanently-and we
KNOW what IL will do for YOU. We want YOU
10 have n whole dollars worth TO prove it's
merits ON yourself. We want 10 prove Il TO you
at our expense--so we give you the medicine
make you a present of IT,
Your dime simply HELPS cover the cost OF hacking and
p0sta wh0r dollar Package Y0u