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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
COUNTRY LIFE.

The pleasures of a country life
Appeal to lis just now
We want to roam the grassy meads,
And watch the festive COW.
We want to climb the old stone wall
And find shady nook,
Where we can loaf all afternoon
Beside the babbling book.
But country life is not all joy,
AS you perhaps have learned.
The milk is often watery, and
The steak is often burned.
Mosquitoes buzz around your bed,
The flies are very thick.
They love to light on you for fun,
And, gracious, how they stick
Yes, country life is badly mixed
With pleasures and with pains.
Some days the sky is clear and blue
And other days it rains.
But, on the whole, it seems most wise
To ruralize space
Can anybody recommend
A good five-dollar place?
-Somerville Journal
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
pIyoRcELAw SUGGESTION.

A clergyman was railing against
divorce.
1--WE ought to have the divorce law
that was enforced in ancient Greece y
he said. IF that old Greek clause was
tackled to every separation. am per.
yuaded that divorces would fall Off 60
or 20 per cent.
This lay was that, when a man
got a divorce he could not under an,
circumstances. marry another woman
younger than his ex-wife.
"An innocent law. A friew law. Not
much to look at. But how many, man.
divorce suits would be nipped In the
bud II all husbands knew that, after
the separation. they could not MARI,
younger women than the wives they
had cast of"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
500 Reward, 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased
10 learn that there Is at least one dreaded
disease that science has ben able to cure In
an Its stages, and that Is Catarrh Halls
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is taken internally. acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
OF the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith In Its cura.
i've powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that 1t falls to cure.
Send for list OF testimonials.
Address 4. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
CAUSE OF ALARM.

The late DIR. boardman OF Philadel
phia, says the Philadelphia Public
Ledger, used to relate this on himself
Il preached funeral sermon at one
time, and spoke longer than was my
custom.
The undertaken was a man of ner
vous temperament, and as the after
noon was going he began to be anxious
to be on the way to the cemetery. He
finally whispered to one of my mem.
bers: Does your minister always
preach as long as that at funeral -
'Well,' said the brother, that is a
good sermon
Yes said the undertaken, the
sermon is all right, and believe in the
resurrection, but am afraid if he does
not stop pretty soon will not gel
this man buried in time
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
MarZz.ife ryan

When physician tells woman. sui.
fering from female trouble, that an
operation is necessary it, of course
frightens her.
The very thought of the operating
table and the knife strikes terror to
her heart. As one woman expressed
1t, when told by her physician that she
must undergo an operation, she felt
that her death knell had sounded.
Our hospitals are full of women
who are there for just such operations!
1t is quite true that these troubles
may reach stage where an operation
is the only resource, but such cases are
much rarer than is generally supposed,
because great many women have
been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound after the doctors
had said an operation must be per-
formed. in fact, up to the point where
the knife must be used to secure instant
relief, this medicine is certain to help.
The strongest and most grateful
statements possible to make come from
women who, by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, have
escaped serious operations.
Margrite Ryan, Treasurer of st.
Andrews Society, indianapolis, Ind,
writes of her cure as follows:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:--
:" ! cannot find words to express my thanks
for the good Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did me. The doctor said could
not get well unless had an operation for
the trouble from which suffered knew
could not stand the strain of an operation and
made up my mind would be an invalid for
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

Vegetable Compound had saved other women
from serious operations | decided to try it,
and in less than four months | was entirely
cured; and words fail to express my thank
fulneSs.n
Miss Margret Merkley, of 275 Sd
Street, Milwaukee, Wis, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
Loss of strength, extreme nervousness,
severe shooting pains through the pelvic
organs, cramps, bearing down palms, and an
irritable disposition compelled me TO seek
medical advice. The doctor, after making
an examination, said that l had serious
female trouble and liberation. and advised an
operation as my only hope. To this strongly
obJected-and decided as last resort to try
Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound.
ITO my surprise the liberation healed, all
the bad symptoms disappeared, and am once
more strong, vigorous and well; and can
not express my thanks for what it has done
for me-"
Serious feminine troubles are steadi-
ly on the increase among wonderland
before submitting to an operation
every woman should try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
write Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass.
for advice.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound has been curing
the worst forms of female complaints,
all functional troubles, inflammation,
liberation, falling and displacement,
weakness. Irregularities, indigestion
and nervous prostration. Any woman
who could read the many grateful
letters on file in Mrs. Pinkham's Office
would be convinced of the efficiency of
her advice and Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
an Racf aIrsso..c4arlo a sy.u,orso uIyo
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
CONFIDENTIAL.

Milwaukee Free Press.--From the
date of the earthquake on our west
ern coast until early in July there
was not an open saloon or wholesale
liquor store in San Francisco, and
there was neither violence nor crime
in the city.
From the middle of July every
thing in the city has been wide
open" and during eighty days there
we're registered on police records
eighty-three murders, robberies and
assaults.
Nov what does this prove Nothing
Not a thing; but there is suggestion
in IL of a remarkable coincidence.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
Marion unrIapd.

The celebrated authoress so highly es.
teemed by the women of America, says on
pages JOB and 445 of her popular work,
"Eve's Daughters; or, Common Sense for
Maid, Wife and Mother:
For the aching back--should it be
slow in recovering its normal strength
an Allcock's Plaster is an excellent com
forter, combining the sensation Of the
sustained pressure Of a strong warm hand
with certain tonic qualities developed in
the wearing. 1t should be kept over the
seat of uneasini1s for several days-in
obstinate cases, for perhaps fortnight"
''For pain in the back wear an ALI
cocks Plaster constantly, renewing as IL
wears off. This is an invaluable support
when the weight on the small Of the back
becomes heavy and the aching incessant."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
CYNICISMS.

No inventor has yet found a way
to make both ends meet.
Every baldhead believes it was his
active brain that did it.
Few men would fail If they worked
with the zeal that hen puts into her
toll while making a secret five min
utes' call in her neighbours garden
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

George r. Peck, the general counsel
of the ST. Paul road, is one of the
few men in the United States who
refused to go to the United States
senate. He was appointed once and
would not take the place.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

The young baby ROCKEFELLER is esH-
millions of dollars, but every baby is
worth that to its mother and father. =
Sheridan, Ore, Sun.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

sages were too frequent, especially at
night. There was pain and discolora-
ton. Doan's Kidney Pills brought me
relief from the first, and soon infused
new life. ! give them my endorsement"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. n. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

Doan's Kidney Pills.
Exposure and driving
brought kidney trouble
on me, and | suffered
much from irregular
passages of the kidney
secretions. Sometimes
there was retention
and at other times pas
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
LIKE THE WooDEN.LEGeEp MAN

He gazed upon the mercury
As toward the top it sailed.
Gee whiz," he cried, its awful hot!'
His woes he loudly walled.
Next day the mercury went down.
The man was sad and grim.
He'd lost his chance to kick, you see;
Nd gratitude for him.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

Il couldn't marry a man, no matt sr
how much he might be in love with
me, unless he were hero"
ooh, that difficulty adjusts Itself!
He'd be hero to love you. my dear"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE.

General Sir Ian Hamilton, who may
succeed Lord Kitchener as command
er in chief in India, has been wound
ed in almost every action in which
he has taken part.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

Murry and Mack are making plans
for next season and are then to bring
out new musical comedy called The
Sunny Side Of Broadway.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
TIME TO INVESTIGATE.

A rat with yellow body and blue
feet and gift for whistling tunes has
ben reported from Lexington, Ky. It
is time for the Department of Agricul-
ture to make another move in this mat
ter of adulterated beverages.--Wash-
ington Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

Mfs, vinsiow SooTHfSG. SYRUP for chill
rem teetbing sOftens thu gnms. reduces isaan-
nation, allays pain, cures wind collie q cents
a bottle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

NJ. L. Smyser republican. and w. A
Ashbrooks, democrat, rival candidates
for congress in the seventeenth Ohio
district, had an experience a few days
ago which literally proved the truth
of the old saying that politics makes
strange bedfellows." They happened
to be at Canal Dover the same night
and as the hotels were full the two
were compelled to occup the same
bed. The hotel clerk arranged matters.
not knowing they were rival candi-
dates.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
General Dodge Reelected.

Council Bluffs. Iowa. Nov. 10.--The
'ociety OF the Army of the Tennessee
reelected General Dodge president.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15
PUBLIC DUTY.

Montpelier, o., Man Feels Com peIIed
to Tell His Experience.
Joseph Wilgus, Montpelier, O., says:
Il feel 1t my duty to tell others about
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

John Muir, the famous geologist
and naturalist, says that he finds
home to be the most dangerous place
he can visit. AS long as | camp
out in the mountains without tents
or blankets" he says, Il get along
very well, but the minute | get into
a house and have a wram bed and be-
gin to live on fine food l get into a
draft and the first thing | know [
am coughing and sneezing and
threatened with pneumonia and alto
gether miserable Why, / can live
out for $50 year for and
occasionally a little tobacco, All |
need is sack for the bread and a
pot to boil water in and an AK. The
rest is easy.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

close friend of Senator Dodge
is responsible for the statement that
the Massachusetts statesman for
years has received an income from
his literary efforts far in excess OF
his salary as senator. He has writ
ten on more phases of American his
tory than any other man in public
life. His latest work is a book of
essays, including some account OF
Greenfield, Mass, whose history is
one of the most romantic in the an.
nails of American civilization. 1t was
the scene of numerous bloody battles
with Indians and was for years the
extreme outpost of western civiliza-
ton in that part of the continent.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

Right Rev. Bishop Talbot, born In
Missouri nearly sixty years ago, for
ten years was Episcopal bishop of
Wyoming and Idaho-the first church
man to hold such a position in that
section. In his day the region was
inhabited almost exclusively by cow
boys, miners and all sorts of adven.
turous characters. He has been in
troduced in two novels of far western
life and now has himself written a
book made up of his memories of
those picturesque days in the west.
He is now bishop of central Pennsyl
vania.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

Hetty Green's son, who owns farm
near Dallas, Tex, has become a fiori-
culturist in large way, and all was
by accident. When the government
wanted to experiment with boil weevil
he built to greenhouses for the use
of the investigators. After the gov
eminent finished with the places Mr..
Green's manager asked what he
should do with them The owner
suggested that something might be
grown in the greenhouses, and now
he is making a handsome return on
his investment He has 125,000 feet
under glass and is increasing the
amount yearly. The city of Dallas
is a center for seventeen railroads
and is so located that shipments OF
flowers sent out in the evening will
reach any city in Texas in time for
delivery the next morning.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-15

) PinkhamS ADVICE Woman Best Understands WcmanS I
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30
ACEO TOILER
NOW RESTS
rrem MONDAY, Aay.r,Iser,

Aauille Carbonnlcr. the eldest lay
brother ~ the Catholic Mission In Ha-
wall. died peacefully OF old age last
evening about 10 o'clock at the Mis-
sion house. For the past three years
the deceased. who was a lay brother.
has declined IN health and spent all
his time In his room. on Saturday Il
Was seen that he was nearing the end.
The deceased was born on October
&c. 1922. and was therefore In his
eighty-fourth year He entered the
profession OF the brotherhood on March
Z. 1915. and was at once designated for
service In the Hawaiian Islands. He
arrived here, via Cape Horn, on March
e6. 1886. with Father Charles, who went
to Hilo, and Father Modesto, who be-
came Provincial OF the Mission. He
served here nearly sixty years.
Brother Aqullle's headquarters were
always in Honolulu. although he was
sent TO all the islands. or wherever
there was Roman Catholic church
to be built or repaired, In his capacity
as a carpenter.
At the time of Brother Aquille's ar
rival in Honolulu there was no Cath
Ollie Bishop. a bishop who had been
sent out here from France. together
with forty priests and laymen, never
reached here. for the vessel was lost
at sea and nothing was ever heard
OF them. Owing to lack OF news con-
corning their non-arrival, the French
home house OF the Order OF the Sa-
cred Hearts did not send out another
bishop for some time.
Brother Aquille was well versed In
Hawaiian history. He did not speak
English. but was fluent in the Hawai-
ian tongue. He outlived all his con-
temporary lay brothers and the priests
who arrived here with him on about
the same time. one by one they pass
ed away and for some years he has
been the sole survivor of the original
bands. He never left the islands to
visit his old home or his native coun-
try.
The funeral will take place at p. m.
today from the Catholic Cathedral. A
mass for the repose Of his soul will be
held at n. m. tomorrow.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30
KAHULUl
BREAKWATER

When the Hawaiian Commission Wis.
tied Maui, the mainland statesmen
thereon aroused great expectations of a
breakwater at Kahului. 1t was one of
the things Uncle Sam was going to
hand out to his newly adopted children
here right away. Prof. Pritchett of the
Coast and Geodetic Survey was there
with the commissioners, surveyed the
bay with his practiced eye and pro-
nounced the thing easy.
That was more than seven years ago,
but Uncle Sam has made no sign of
building breakwater Mt Kahului
Now the great boon is to be conferred
upon that shipping rendezvous and
through il upon the Island of Maui, as
well as, indeed, the commerce of the
whole Territory, but it is to be done
by private enterprise. The latest par
ticulars relative to the project are con-
tanned in the following article from the
Maui News of Saturday last:
"On behalf of the Kahului Railroad
Co. a contract has been signed by Alex
ander & Baldwin with the Hawaiian
Dredging Co. whereby the latter agrees
to build breakwater from point on
the beach on the Paia side of the oil
tanks at Kahului to the American Girl
Rock, a distance of two thousand one
hundred feet. 1t is understood that
the contract price is one hundred
thousand dollars and will be paid for
in full by the Kahului Railroad Co.
"The plans call for a breakwater
two hundred and fifty feet wide on the
bottom, one hundred feet wide on the
top, and eight feet above high water.
"This will make as safe and quiet
harbor as there is in the Hawaiian
Islands and in all kinds of weather
passengers may step from the wharf
at Kahului onto the steamer and freight
may be landed direct and while the
facilities are better for loading freight
than anywhere in the Territory except
Honolulu, she will soon rival even her,
the pride of the group.
"Maui has a bright future before her
and much of her past and future pros
perity will be due to the enterprises
of Alexander & Baldwin. Kahului is
destined to be busy seaport and all
of Maui will be benefited thereby.
"It will surprise many to know that
Kahului harbor is to be dredged to a
depth of thirty-two feet, which will
give ample depth for the present for
the large sugar freighters that regu.
larly take large shipments from this
busy port.
1.-THE contract for the dredging has
already been let, articles of agree.
ment signed and the Hawaiian Dredg-
ing Company will begin operations
soOn
"In order to insure labor for the
local men Superintendent R. w. Filler
succeeded in getting a stipulation to
the effect that a certain number of
local men should be selected by him to
work on the dredger and breakwater. -
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30
for 1t
SOME HONOLULU CITIZENS CAN TELL YOU
WHERE IT'S FOUND.

If you have any itchiness of the skin
Irritating Eczema, Itching Piles;
You're looking for relief,
Searching for cure.
Honolulu people have found cure
for itching skin diseases.
They tell about it. Read what this
citizen says:
Mr.. H. Ryall. of No. II. Grosvenor
St., South Yarra. very old resident
of Melbourne. Australia, states:
For some considerable time I have
been a sufferer from that annoying
complaint known as Irritating piles. At
times the irritation was very annoying.
especially at night, and in the warm
weather. / applied some OF Doan's
Ointment, which ] had obtained and
am pleased to say that It gave me
the desired relief from this annoying
disease"
Doan's Ointment Is splendid In all
diseases OF the skin: Eczema, piles,
hives, insect bites, sores, chilblains. etc.
1t Ia perfectly safe ana very effective.
Very frequently two or three boxes
have made a complete cure OF chronic
cases that have not yielded to other
remedies for years.
Doan's Ointment is sold by all chem
lists and storekeepers at so cents per
box. or will be mailed on receipt OF
price by the Hollister Drug Co., Ltd,
agents for the Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30

consists ~ = hnssline angel n death
uith outprfesd Winfs On the slab v
ihs folioains inscription
In memofiam u those hisiy .nfe
who we're killed on yuiy n. 1895. ~ an
stploei0n
con board the q. =. r gunBoai Ben-
nineton.
In the harhor % san Diego,
In the line o. duty.
And under the faE
"1'hey loved 40 well. They died ~
heroes die.
THE mourning Nation honors their
names forever.
And Deaths angel enfolds them
with her wingr."
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30
NEARLY STRUCK THE REEF.

The British bark Dumfriesshire on
leaving port Saturday for Eureka had
narrow escape from piling herself up
on the reef off James B. Castles home
at Waikiki. The vessel was running
close to the shore and people along
the beach observed this fact Sud-
denly she seemed to get an impetus
which carried her perilously close to
the breakers. There was sudden ac-
tivity aboard the bark and an anchor
was thrown out. The vessel held.
Shortly afterward a wind blew off
shore and, taking up his mud-hook,
Captain Taylor stood his vessel out to
the open sea.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30
Executive Chamber,
Honolulu. Hawaii. Dec. 10, 1905.

Honolulu, Hawaii. Dec. 10, 1905.
Dear Sir: Enclosed / hand You sup
Elemental estimates, as follows:
Legislative expenses, Territory OF
Hawaii, 1907; For legislative expenses,
namely: Furniture, light, stationery.
record castings and files, printing and
binding indexing records, postage. ice,
water. clerk hire, mileage OF members.
incidentals, pay OF chaplain, clerk, SER
geant-at-arms, stenographers. and
messengers, thirty thousand dollars:
Provided, That the members OF the
Legislature OF the Territory OF Hawaii
shall not draw their compensation OF
two hundred dollars for any extra ses-
sion held in compliance with section
fifty-four Of an act to provide gov
eminent for the Territory OF Hawaii,
approved April 80, A. d. 1900.
There is omitted from the foregoing
the compensation OF members provided
in the "organic act" with the idea
that this should be met from local
funds. This amounts to $4,000 for any
regular session and $4,000 for any extra
session.
II this payment for the extra ses-
sion be allowed. It IL but natural for
every legislative assembly to conclude
that It can not complete the business
satisfactorily in sixty days and must
resort to an extra session. This has
been the universal rule since annexa-
ton. Therefore II this appropriation
is made with proviso that the menu
bers Of the legislative assembly shall
not draw their compensation OF 5000
each for any extra session the assem-
bly, might deem necessary to hold, the
necessity for most extra sessions would
In all probability disappear. Very sin
cerely yours,
G. r. CARTER, Governor.
HON. LESLIE NJ. SHAW.
Secretary OF the Treasury,
Washington, d. c.
The correspondence was referred to
the House Committee on Approprla-
lions.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30
BETTER THAN A p1AsTER.

A piece OF flannel dampened with
chamberlains Pain Balm and bound
on the affected parts, II better than a
plaster for lame back and Tor pains
In the side or chest. Pain Balm has no
superior as linlment for the relief or
deep seated, muscular and rheumatic
pains, For sale by Benson, Smith a.
Co.. Ltd, Agents for Hawaii,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-01-30
WILL MARK GRAVE OF
| BENNINGTON VICTIMS

VALLEJO, January ia bronze
lab has been cast al Mare Island TO
% placed over the graves OF the sailors
Fho lost their lives In the Bennington
isaster al San Diego. The pattern,
Which was carved In tho joiners' shop,