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Smyrna times., 1906-05-02
500 Reward, S1OO.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its stages
and that Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the
only positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease,
requires a constitutional treatment Hall s
Catarrh Cure is Ia en- internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the sys
tenn. thereby destroying the found alton of the
disease, and giving the patient strength by build
ing up the constitution and assisting nature in do
ing its work. The proprietoFs have so much faith
in its curative powers that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials.
Address +. J. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02
The Review OF Reviews.

more than any other monthly maga-
zine published, deals with the news of
the month. "California's Catastrophe"
George L. Baer: Master-Spirit of the
Anthracite Industry" Municipal
Ownership in Chicago" Railway
Rates aud Court Review" Congress
and the Consular Service" ''From
New York to Paris by Rail, and "The
New YorkPost Office are among the
titles of articles in the May number.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02
Observe Befor. Reshoeinx.

Does the horses shoe fully cover the
entire lower border of the wall or is
It too narrow or fitted so full OH the
inside that it has given rise to inter
fering. or has the shoe been nailed on
crooked, or has it become loose and
shifted? Is it too short or so wide at
the ends Of the branches as not to sup
the Shoe correspond with the form Of
the hOjft Are the nails distributed so
as to intcrfcr" as little as possible with
the expansion Of the quarters? Are
there too many? Are they too large:
These are points the horse owner
should ascertain in order that any
faults observed may be corrected
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

The Smyrna Town Council took the
proper course at its last meeting in
giving our citizens a public sprinkle
The strongest petition possibly ever
presented to that body asked for the
sprinkler and it was nothing more than
their duty to provide for it as quickly
rs possible. There should be no rea.
son why Smyrna should not be- upto
date in the matter of public comfort
and conveniences. Now that street
sprinkler has been ordered to Law the
dust in the street, let us have clean
streets. There is really no excuse for
dirty streets when the town has street
supervisor whose duty it is to give
them attention. We may not be able
to macademize or stone our streets al
this particular time, but we can have
properly graded streets and clean
streets. Let us have along with oui
public sprinkler, uniform and clear
streets and council will be commended
for their efforts in this direction.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

The political pot has begun to sim
mer in Kent County Md. and several
candidates for offices to be filed next
year have been announced by their
friends. Harrison w. Yickers, Jr.,
ESQ.,, of Chestertown is named as a
candidate for States Attorney against
VIM. w. Beck, Esq, of the same town
while Senator Garrett Foxwell of
Blacks. is said to be in receptive
mood for another term. Kent News
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

THb SMYRNA TIMES is published at smyrna
bel, every Wednesday afternoon.
fKE FINES is an independent paper devoted to
Eae welfare of the town it represents and the
state Of which it is a part. 1t also gives the
Items of importance OF the Eastern Shore of
Ma FiHhd.
ROBT. D. HOFFECKER,
Publisher and Proprietor.
R0BT. D. HOFFECKER, JR.,
Editor and Business Manager.
MS-SUBsCRIPTIoN-sl per annum. II
paid strictly in advance s1.O0. No paper is
discontinued until all arrears are paid up
except at the option of the publishers.
ADVERTISEMENTs-TH SMYRNA TIMES is the
business medium not only for the town 1t rep
resents, but for the outlying district ofwhich it
is the centre, embracing the towns of Clayton,
Kenton, Cheswold, Leipsic, &c. A rate of so
cents an inch for Grst insertion and rs cents
for each subsequent insertion will be charged
or transient advertising Locals aud Reading
Notices, 10 cents per line per issue. specis
discount on all Seuii-Gnnua' and yearly aGver
tiSements.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

For painful burn there is nothing
like DeWltts Witch Hazel Salve.
There are host of limitations of De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve on the
market-see that you get the genuine.
Ask for DeWitt's. Good, too. for
sunburn, cuts, bruises, and es-
pecially recommended for piles. The
name E. O. Dewitt & Co., Chicago, is
on every box. Sold by VIM. +. Dunn.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

UFFlCE:-Next Door TO the Fruit Growers
%5tiGnal Bank.
Telephone. No. 10.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

To CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money if
it fails to cure. f. w. GROVES
signature is on each box. 25c.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02
SnaY2'WU, Del. ,

WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. MAY End, 1890.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

ROBT. D. HOFFECKER,
Publisher and Proprietor.
Smyrna times., 1906-05-02

RoBT. D. HoFFECKER, JB.,
Editor. and Business Manager.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
Butler to San Francisco.

Pursuant to Burgess Bells proclana
ton the people assembled in the Court
House at pm. Sunday, the Court
House bell summoning them.
The room was filed with people, or
der was called and Rev. Oller opened
with prayer: Judge Galbreath, presid-
ing, briefly stated that Buffers citizens
had come together to do their little part
for the stricken people of San Francisco
and its sister towns, that Butler had
once known the hand of help, and that
they were ready for business.
Members of the press were made sec
retaries, on motion of Capt A. G. Will
Jiams it was decided to send the money
contributed to Gov. Pardee of Califor-
mia; J. V Ritts. J. lei. Troutman, t. Fl.
Gillespie, w. T. Murrin and Fred Rel
Der were appointed an executive COM
mittee, with Mr.. Reiber as treasurer,
and employees of the banks were nam
ed as receivers of contributions.
Each of the banks, some of the lodges
and some citizens gave 500 each, the
Car Works gave $1,000, two Cinnamon
contributed $40, and other contribu-
tions TO date total over $4,000 Mr..
Reiber has already forwarded $4,000 to
Gov Pardee.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
Ellsworth Armstrong to John Brydon

! Ellsworth Armstrong to John Brydor
! lot in Coaltown for $3.50
Henry K Meeder to Sarah Nj Kauf
man, lot in Zelienople for $4,000.
Frank J Clouse to Geo. A Schaffner
80 acres in Oakland for $3.50.
A NJ Christley to l Scott, lot on w
Penn St for $2400.
JP Davis to Minnie M Allen, lot in
Butler for 5000.
Geo. E Welsh to Catherine A ShortZ,
lot in Harmony for $1,000.
Wilda Hamilton to Alva Ralya, lot in
Millerstown for $500.
Nicola Savrina to F & Savrina, lot in
Bredinville for 81.
Geo. II McCaw to Edward Hunter.
lot in Connoquenessing for $50.
PJRay to T c Burns, leases and
wells in Washington twp. for S2O1S.
Henry Wagner. Jr. to Geo. w
Williams, lot on w Clay st. for $500.
Blair Hooks to Ethel G Kepple, lot on
South St for 81.
Rebecca Donaghy to w II Larkin, lot
on Main ST. for $40,
John Brydon to James Brydon, 81
acres in Cherry for S1400.
Gabriel Armstrong to John Brydon,
5 acres in Cherry for $500.
LIN White to Anna Y Adams, lot In
Butler twp. for 1925.
Thos & James Pierce to st. Michael
Greek church, 2 lots on Pierce ave. for
$780,
EW Eisler to J Anderson So acre
lease and gaswell on Hendrickson farm,
Cranberry twp. for $500.
Lucinda and Robert HARRISON to Al
bert l. HARRISON 30 acres in Penn twp.
for S14O0.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
HEROIC HoRsEMANsHIP.
Score of Cavalry riding Regular:
With the Hagenbeck Shows.

Score of Cavalry riding Regulars
With the Hagenbeck Shows.
Heroic horsemanship of the frontier
and plain, as indulged in by the riding
regulars of the United States cavalry in
drills and frolics, has strong fascina-
ton for those whose blood has not be-
come entirely CONCEALED. Tie reckless
dash, careless abandon and get-up and
goitiveness of these stalwart and agile
recruits in their equestrian stunts, not
exactly according to the manual, are
strenuously exciting and thrilling in the
extreme and demonstrate to spleddid
advantage the fearsomeness instilled by
course of training in the army. With
the Carl Hagenbeck Greater Shows,
which exhibit in Butler, Tuesday, May
Sth, score of cavalry recruits, all of
whom have seen service, will be present
ed in command OF Captain Walter G.
Sharp. In their spirited riding per-
formances an exhibition will be given
of cavalrymen in playful pranks and
pastimes. The element Of fun is ever
present, but does not detract from the
display of skill requisite for the achieve
ment of the feats that are ventured,
These horsemen of the khaki will be
seen in contrast with the converts of
the silk and spangles. Their wild school
of horsemanship embraces hurricans
hurdle riding, vaulting over one, two
and three fast running horses; riding
abreast two, three and four unbridled
mounts, singly and in nairs and trios
picking objects from the ground while
going at full speed and executing the
thrilling and amusing cavalry monkey
drill as prescribed by the manuel, These
strenuous stunts and playful pastimes
are INDUCED in on the quarter mile hip
podrome ellipse. which gives ample dis
tance for the requirement of speed by
the horses and sufficiency of space for
the recreation of the recruits
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
Crimes.

Three young men who work in the
Car Works held up and robbed two
foreigners on Playground Ave, last
Saturday evening" and shortly after
were arrested in Butler barber shop,
with the money and watch on their
persons. At the hearing the younger
man of the three, named Bracken, con-
fessed the crime, which seems to have
been a drunken notion. All are now IN
jail awaiting trial.
An Italian named Terlizzi had his
face cut earlv Monday morning while
waiting for car on E. Jefferson st. to
take him to the Car Works. His assail-
ants eecaped. The deed was done and
the escape was made so quickly that the
affair was attributed to the "Black
Hand society.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
Letter to Capt. H. Leibo1d,
RutIer. Pa.


Dear Sir: There's nothing we like to
tackle so we'll as cheap paint town.
Devoe is cheaper than any of 'em.
Cheap means dear, and cheap means
cheap; you can always tell which.
Cheap town is nasty; cheap Devoe is
faithful and true Devoe.
Mr. A ] Smith, Littlestown, Pa, paint
ed his house; his painter told him to get
133 gallons Devoe; had Al left.
Mr. A H Robert, same town, has lots
of buildings; paints Deyoe; pays 20
cents more gallon for it; is glad to;
says it's the cheapest paint there is. He
knows how it covers; he don't half
know how it wears yet
Yours truly
f W DEvOE 81 Co
P. S. The Butler Decorating Co, sells
our paint. 80
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
Marriage Licenses.

At New Castle, Howard Ziegler and
Dora NJ Dambaugh, both of Zelieno-
pie
At New Castle-Theodore G. Linn
berg of Butler and Clara McWilliams of
Edenberg, also E. w. Leslie of Moravia
Co and Carrie Uber OF Slipperyrock.
John Nept. a Chinaman, who has a
tea store in Pittshurg, and Sadie Rich
ards, of McKeesport, Pa, were married
last Monday, in Youngstown, o, by
Justice John Miskell
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
MAJESTIC THEATRE.

In nLouisiana-Tuesday, May 1st
In Louisiana will be the attraction at
the Majestic Theatre on Tuesday even
ing. May 1su I'm Louisiana" is a
beautiful story of the Sunny South, in
Louisiana and Texas; it is not only brim
full of interest and dealing with a
pretty love story that fasciuates the
average play-goer, but it is fine liter
ary effort without being tiresome. II
is one of the moet beautiful scenic pro-
ductions ever put on the stage for a
melodrama. The company is a strong
and powerful one.
Prices 25c, SOC, 75c,
Its up to You John Henry
Thursday, May 3rd.
Charles E. Grapewin. who is well re-
membered from this capital work in
THE Awakening of Mr.. Pipp". will be
seen again at the Majestic Theatre,
Thursday, May 3. in his newest and
best comedy. Its Up to You, John
Henry" The piece was written by that
clever author of up-to-data comedies,
George Y. Hobart, and is said to be the
funniest play that he has ever evolved
Incidental to the action Of the farce
there are many new and catchy songs
and host of clever specialties.
The advance sale of seats for the en-
gagement of Mr.. Grapewin. has beer
among the heaviest of the season, and 6
splendid business is assured.
Prices 25c, SOC, 75c, 81 90.
The German Ginsy.
Mr.. Al. Fl. Wilson. the singing com
edian, has another great success IN hi
new play, 1.-The German Gipsy". Th,
play tells an interesting story, and it
situations are well conceived and finel-
executed. Manager Sidney r. Ellis ha
staged THE German GipsT" elaborate
| ly. carr ing the full complement 8
| scenery, which includes some yer,
| pretty sets, and these make a back
ground for the beautiful wardrobe worl
by the members Of she company.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
PROPERTY TRANSFERS.

Standard Plate Glass Co. to Emma P.
Davis, 30 acres in Washington for $a00.
Lulu Forringer to same, / acre in
Washington for $l100.
Chas G Powell to Ell q McKim, lot in
Jackson for 81.
Fl G McKim to E E Goehring, lot in
Jackson for $130.
Jennie Gibson to Fred Weckerly, lot
in Saxonburg for $1150.
E p PETER to Mary G Donaldson, lot
on E. Pearl st. for T301G. 80. -
Simon MilheiIn to-A eEichenlaub lot
on Borland Road for S1400.
w G Culberson to Edward A. Qibsoa,
lot in Evans City for $tl00
Iaaaa Atkinson to Chas A Ferne, lot
on South ST. for $3.50.
Elizabeth Redic to L M Covert, prop
erty in Jackson for $4,000.
John FL Sweeney to B A Leithold, SO
acres in Clearfield for $4,000.
d Ell Sutton to A r Mcconnell lease,
45 acres in Penn fer 500.
S Q Sterrett to- Geo Spang, lot in
Valencia for $2f5.
J w Mardorf to E P Peffer. lot on
Elm St for $13G0
Carrie r Sutton to Eli Robinson, LOT
on e Clay ST for $3.50.
Lawrence White to Anna Y Adams
lot on South Side for S .a5.
6 3 Mar4.ncour5 and A Abrams tC
Harvey Iseman. lot at Pearl and Frank
lin Sis. for $2e50.
NJ G and Il r Handy so Jas. f
Donnelly, lot on New Castle ST. fol
/ SSd3. aa.
Katherine DeHaven Cline TO Mary
DeHaven, lot on Lookout Ave. for 81.
( John G. Myers to G f Fetzer, lot il
Millerstown for $1,000
John G Myers to G F Fetzer, % acre
in Donegal for $91 ,0oC -
GE FetEer to- John G Myers. 10
actesin Donegal for $a0, ,O00-
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
Oil and Gas Notes.

The Market. Yesterday the market
advanced cents, and the price is $l.64
today.
Kansas s-Ex Sheriff W.. II. Hoffman
sold half interest in some valuable
territory held by himself and Arthur
Hull to Jno. Nelly lately, for $780,
ln0
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

The Maitland heirs farm In Clinton
township, two miles below Saxonburg
On the 3-deg. road, and one mile from
the Bessie is for rent, with immediate
possession, 162 acres-good farm.
Inquire of JAMES WALKER,
Saxonburg. Pa.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
BUTLER MARKETS.
II grocers are paying for
CLUB RATES.

We can club the CITIZEN with the
Pittsburg Times at $500 per year for
the two; CITIZEN and Pittsburg Post
for s.. %; CITIZEN and Pittsburg Ga
zette S4.00
CITIZEN and Thrice-aweek On. "
World, $1.75.
Cash in advance.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
CHURCH NOTES.

The May convention of the 18th dis
trict of the Butler County S. S. Asso-
citation will be held in the Oak Grove
q. P church on Thursday, 10th, with
afternoon and evening sessions
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

Special offerings this week
at the Modern Store Of Lace,
Swiss and Brussels Net Cur
tains, 35c to $500 pair.
Eisler-Mardorf Co.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

Curtain Poles and Fixtures.
all complete. at the Modern
Store at sc each.
Eisler- -Mardorf Co.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
BEES FOR SALE.

l have seven hives of hees that 1 offer
for sale. Inquire of JAMES CUBBAGE,
near Glade Mills; P. O. route No "a,
Valencia.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
For Sale.

Forty-acre lease and 5 wells.
Several desirable dwelling properties.
Four acres and large dwelling in
Butler, $1,000. E. II. NEGLEY,
s. w. Diamond,
Butler.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

The Modern Store is selling
l24 and l5c curtain SWisses
this week at lOc. Eisler-
Mardorf Co.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
Eisler-M -Mardorf Co.
REMOVAL NOTICE.

My Law Office is now located IN the
second floor front OF the new Odd
Fellows Temple,
A. r. BLACK.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
FOR RENT.

Wanted "a bright boy to learn a
trade. Inquire at this Office
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
THE BUTLER CITIZEN.
THURSDAY. APRIL 90, 1905
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

NoTE-An advertisers intending to make
their Intention to do so not later than Mon
day morning.
Hagenbeck's shows.
Butler Savings and Trust Co.
Campells furniture.
Modern Stores curtains.
Patterson Bros carpets.
Redick Il Grohman's Paint
P. r. R. Excursions.
Administf arors and Executors OF estates
can secure their receipt books at the
CITIZEN Office.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

Choice Iowa White Seed Oats at
kLINGLERS, Butler, Pa.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

for Style Book free. Eisler-
Mardorf CO.
Every person should endeayo1 10 Sc
cure the largest interest return on their
money consistent with its absolute
safety. The Pittsburgh Bank for Saw
ings, of Pittsburgh, Pa, since its organ
ization in 1862, has continuously paid
interest on savings and time deposits
never less than it's present rate of Four
per cent This system of Banking by
Mail brings town and county into very
close relations. and their booklet on the
subject should be in the hands of every
person seeking a safe and profitable in
vestment of their money. Write for a
copy to-day
The Modern Store is show
ing all the popular colorings
and newest shapes in hats at
$500 to $500.
Eisler-Mardorf Co.
have moved my dental parlors from
the Miller building to the second floor
of the new Odd Fellows Temple, where
my RatIon and friends will be welcome.
FORD III. HAYS,
Doctor of Dentistry.
Why Is Newton The Piano Man?
| See adv.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

New Grey Dress Goods just
in al the Modern Store at SOC
to $l,O0 yard.
Eisler-Mardorf Co.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26

Ladies' Home journal Pat
terms for May now here. Call
for Style Book free. Eisler-
Mardorf Co.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1906-04-26
LEGAL NEWS.
NEW SUITS.

S. NJ. Cooper VS. w. w. Waters, sci
ia on mortgage of 5000 on property in
Evans City.
Mary NJ. Dodds vs. w. w. Waters, sci
fa on mortgage of $500 on property in
Evans City.
Mrs. Catherine Bach of Oakland twp,
VS. l.. C. Northern, trespass for $4,000
damages, for destroying gas well.
NnTEG
The statesman., 1906-02-02
Russian Beauty Captures London.

Nine. Catherine Tolstoi is regarded
BY many As the most beautiful young
woman now in the British metropolis.
She was widowed two years ago. Her
husband, captain in the Russian
army, died of consumption and left
her a very extensive estate. The
cream OF Engiand's gilded youth are
said to be at her feet. both on ac-
count OF her physical charms and the
fortune she will bring as bridal
dowry. 1t is reported, however, that
she has refused the hands of dukes
and barons and will soon marry a
plain London barrister, without title
or shekels.
The statesman., 1906-02-02

IN the way OF narm than is no creoit
at all.
Self adulation carries with 1t
sense Of contempt for the position OF
others.
Marrying for money brings the
bride and the bridegroom into a light
too bright to be Pleasant.
Decry dress as one may 1t must be
acknowledged 1t adds materially to
popularity in everyday life.
A sacrifice for the welfare OF some
,ne does double duty by producing .
feeling OF self-satisfaetion.
When the expected haH ems there
comes a feeling Of disappointment BE-
cause 1t was just as expected.
Before going into scheme that
seems TO promise great returns put
away enough money to pay for re-
turn ticket.
The statesman., 1906-02-02

the opposite corner 1T Is the most
impressive evidence I've yet seen OF
the American craze for bathing. ! can
remember the time. and it was not so
many years ago at that, when hotels
thought they were well equipped II
they had one bathroom on floor, and
we charged quarter for towels and
service. This new hotel, with nearly
as many bath as guest rooms. shows
to what extreme the travelling public
has pushed the room and bath idea.
II It keeps on some enterprising hotel
man will be offering a room and two
baths, and he'll find plenty Of occu.
pants."-New York Tribune.
The statesman., 1906-02-02
DY THE GENTLE cYkIc.
n doesn't require pull to 90 down

n doesn't require pull to 90 down
hill.
A plain duty is generally unattrac,
tive.
Nothing Is something that doesn's
exist.
No man is bore who talks to you
about yourself
It isn't always lucky to trust peo-
pie who trust TO luck.
Divorced couples are generally Cam.
aged beyond repairing.
About one man in million makes
love like the hero In play.
A great achievement doesn't need a
brass band accompaniment.
Those who yield TO temptation are
generally looking for chance.
Heaven won't be nearly exclusive
enough TO suit lot of people.
A man may keep his hands from
getting callous, but not his conscience.
The fellow who shoots of his mouth
never seems 10 run out of ammuni'
ton.
The people with more money than
trains naturally have more dollars
than sense.
Many married man talks in his
sleep because that's the only chance
no ever gets.
Most Of MS are dissatisfied. some
with what we have and some with
what we haven't
We should love our enemies as We
love ourselves. especially those OF US
who are our own worst enemies.
The statesman., 1906-02-02
Shocking Confession.

Benedict is New Haven man who
has been eight times the father Of
bouncing bounder. In the outskirts Of
the university city is a little towL
among the hills named Prospect, and
last year four Of the children were
sent there for the summer.
One day Benedict and his wife
entertained at dinner a new acquaiI:.
ance. Prof B. The professor is .
bachelor, and, like many scholarly
men. rather i'll at ease in society.
What a fine little family OF child.
rem you have" he began with an ad.
miring glance at the four stay-at.
homes.
"Yes. indeed" replied Benedict
proudly, and We have four more 10
Prospect"
The professor blushed his astonish.
mspt-IIppincotts.
The statesman., 1906-02-02
Indian Tonic for Marta. Illi.

A Western lawyer was expressing
to a bystander his sympathy for Buf-
falo Bill as he read an account of his
domestic troubles.
ANY man" said the lawyer. who
has been so long associated with the
Indians ought TO know tAe sort ci
tonic to take TO prevent being worried
by his wife"
IAN Indian take 4 tonlc!" exclaimed
his hearer incredulously.
Sure" laughed the !awyeT "Eldr Z
you ever hear that. He tases ar l.,
iicks her. An elixir. see!"
The statesman., 1906-02-02
FROM A STAGE WIT.

A man with a clear conscience never
objects to the word hell.
The only thing good about drink.
ing" is that 1t rhymes with think.
ing"
just had a good nights rest and
I'm ready to commence all over
again.
I'm getting the biggest salary ever
paid an actor, and the hit is. pay II
to myself.
Shakespeare said: The play is the
thing" BY the way. its one OF III,
best things William ever said.
Certain party called me the "kini
applause comedian" Twas a mem.
be, CT the transforming syndicate.