New-York tribune., 1906-09-18
THE EVERLASTING STORY.


tOban climate is changing.
THE EVERLASTING STORY.
Master. tell OF the glory that upon the mountain
Tell the great and thrilling story of the stars that
Tell me of the wise provisions that the kind Creator
makes.
earth's rich bounty takes
Master. tell me of the wonders lying in the coral
Tell story Of the thunders OF applause by the
Tell me OF the worlds great heroes and the battles
Tell me OF the birth OF science and the knowledge
II has brought
Master. tell of the nations and the giories they
Tell me OF the Lords creations; and when all the
Tell the greatest story Of all stories
Mans consuming love for woman. and his triumph.
S E Kiser. in Chicago Record-Herald.
The following story is now causing some amuse-
rnent at one OF the London hospitals which pridss
itself the excellence Of the commissariat. A girl
patient asked one morning whether she might have
an extra allowance of butter. The house surgeon
to whom the request was made felt rather injured
But don't YOU get enough butter?' he replied.
We'll. you see SIR" answered the GIRL with a shy
but happy smile. my Herbert is coming 10 see me
to-day. and 1 want my hair TO look nice"
MORNING CALLER
IAttls pickaninny In de honeysuckle vine
Looks tes' like picture to desc mammy's eyes o.
mine:
Seems IKE somO blossom. though as black as
Peekn' 'crost de fence an sayin' "Howdy-do''
De humming bird comes hurryin' an tries to make
De BUTTERFLIES an, bees. dey come a-projeckin' about
Dey can't exactly place i'm, but dey knows he's
Little piGkaninny in de hOneysgekle vine
Washington Star.
The ancient poets used to sing OF the dense for
ests OF Sicily, To-day the mountains are bare
The question OF reforesting is a difficult one At
tempts at starting new growth are frustrated by
the peasants. who tear down fences and drive in
their goats. Only under military protection could
new forest trees be grown.
What is reform7' asked the arglInnentative man.
usually consists IN merely compelling a man 70
stop doing things HIS way and making him do them
yours washington Star.
In the Life OF the Seventh Earl os shafteshur,, .,
by Edwin Holder. the following appears IN one OF
the speeches OF the subject OF the biography:
when Gladstone runs down a steep place. his
immense majority. like the pigs IN Scripture. but
hoping for better issue. will go with him roaring
IN grunts OF exultation"
INFERNO
want TO wind up with tire on my collar
want to go SMASH D IN 55Sf ~ takes my last st dollar
70 end end in The worst Of all death-daring dashes:
SoHIningled with all OF my automObubble,
A2ixed up and mixed in and securelX entanged
MIN al the machinery hopelessly msnged.
The GABRIEL horn In twist beyond footing.
ing.
S1 SS; s' %s 60 Sgt in ny agtomoSSsbe
Win honkety- -hOnkety- honkety- bangi
sAshu slzzlety- -rzzlety- -whizzlety- W hang!
My automobiPper-
Ally autOmOzipper-
Ke-smashl
ST. Louis Republic.
have yet 20 see.' writes Consul Halstead. from
birmingham. "a house IN England equipped with
window and door screens. such as make life eniur-
able In the United States I'm the summer months.
mere are. however a very few mosquito bars
MADE OF cotton netting. such as were so common In
America 9uartar OF a century SO ago. and were
later displaced by wire screens
Very True.-'.In spite OF all the discussion about
IL. there Is fact which conclusively proves
riage 10 be failure"
what fact is that?
mat every single WOMAN Ia IisIiattl when she