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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-14
ADDITIONAL LOCALS.

ADDITIONAL LOCALS.
Call us up when you have an
item of news.
Harness makes the latest in
Photographs.
Ice Cream by the dish or quart
at Wamberg's Drug Store.
Watch our smoke on June Goth.
JEFFERSON & UssELMAN
If you want a cool drink or ice
cream soda call at the Palace.
Do not fail to see that $45. 90
buggy at O.. G.. Major & Sons.
The latest styles of photos in
mounts and finish at the Harness
studio.
For the latest in millinery see
the Milligan Sisters. Firstclass
work guaranteed.
Have you seen the new line of
fancy vests at Kraabel & Kraa-
bells? If not, why not?
If you want a buggy that has
stood the test in actual use right
at home, see the Hope Imple-
ment Co. about it.
Fargo College Conservatory of
Music offers a splendid course
for the coming year beginning
Sept. 14th, 1906. Four free schol-
arships given away. Regular or
special courses as desired, AL
branches taught with a faculty
second to none. Positions fur.
nished graduates. Address w. w.
GEORGE, Director, Fargo, N. D.
Sta
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-14

Three 1 sections of land for
rent 5 to 6 miles north of Hope.
Will rent in whole or by 1 Sec
tons.
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POTATOES.

| have a quantity of EARLY Ohio
Potatoes for sale.
52tf JAS. T. MASTERS
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OUR SODA.

Is justly praised by all who
drink it. 1t is made of the choic-
est fruits and favors and each
glass is ice cold.
Wamberg's Drug Store
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DRINK HABIT CURED

PERMANENTLY and thoroughly by the
Murray Cure. If you have tried others
and failed, don't lose hope. We will re.
turn your money if you are not satisfied
at n of treatment. Remember it is not
a,gold cure, and leaves one in splendid
physical condition. Write or wire inst
tute at our expense, stating exact time
when you will arrive. 1t is better to have
us meet you at the train and avoid I'M
scrupulous hack drivers who will tale
you to the wrong place. Write for bank
references and booklet giving testimon.
ials and endorsement of the Murray
Cure. There are only two Murray Cure
Institutes, 1919 Nicollet Avenue. Min
neapolis. and
-" FARGO, N. ID.
81 So. 18th St.
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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-14
RAPPING ON WOOD.
A Popular Superstition Which Has a
Religious Oriqin.

Guess I'd better rap on wood"
And then she-and pretty frequent
ly he-reaches under the chair and
conscientiously knocks three times on
the frame of it.
Undoubtedly most persons do it
simply for the airy persifage of it.
But there are plenty of others to
whom it represents a pretty vital pre-
caution against being overtaken by
an Ill from which they have declared
themselves free so far.
The custom is said to have had a
religious origin. The three knocks
signieed an appeal to each Of the three
persons OF the Trinity, and the sub
stance raped upon vas wood, because
Christ was criciied upon a cross of
wood.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-14

WANTED: District Managers
to post signs, advertise and dis.
tribute samples. Salary $500
weekly, $500 per day for expen-
ses. State age and present EN-
ployment. IDEAL SHEAR Co..
80 Randolph ST., Chicago. 4Ot4
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Describinu Him..

Mrs. Malaprop-My husband is just
crazy since the fisin' season opened.
He can't think or talk of anything
else.
Mrs. Browne-Fond of angling, is
he?
Mrs. Malaprop-I should say So.
He's a regular a~nglomaniac.
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FOR SALE
Eight cords of rock. Call on
James Loney. 4tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
REAL ESTATE.

The following transfers of real
estate have been recorded:
John e. Cooper and Belle S. Coop
er to Mary p. Cooper, Dona E. Coop
er and Harriet E. Cooper, on %easterly
side of Water street between Gordon
and Lewis streets, adjoining Greacen
land, reaching to bulkhead line.
John p. Holm and Susanna M. P.
Holm to Martin Hoy, lots rs, 10 and
so on Westminster tract.
William Klussendorf, executor OF
estate of John Klussendorff TO Aug
ust klussendorff. lot 6. block "a, on
new mar of MiddleseX Land Co.
August Klussendorff to William
Klussendorff, same as foregoing.
Hans Greisen and wife to John f.
Carlson and wife, part OF lots /. 2
and 16 on MiddlescN Land Co. map,
on Catalpa avenue.
William e. Sofeld, executor Thorn
as !. Sofield, to Elias Rice, G0X32 II.
ON Broad street, near Rector street.
William B.. Carlock Ell al and Will
liam II. Hatch ct al to Frank and
Angelina Ceres, lots 4S3 and asa on
man OF SCI lots at Perth Amboy
Heights.
John Peterson to Martin R~atajcZak
and wife, lot AS block P. on map OF
lands of Jane E. Arnold ct al.
Caroline Hall to e. and A. Nelson
lots 10, II, - and 10, block 211, or
Mechanic street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
RUSHING AID
FOR PERISHINC

WASHINGTON. April y. Every
branch of the government service. from
the president down. is bending every
effort to bring TO the earthquake sur
ferers speedy relief. The cabinet has
considered the San Francisco situation.
and il was decided that Secretary Met
calf should proceed to that city as the
representative of the national govern
mem and 10 consult with the authori-
ties as to what is needed 10 alleviate
distress.
Never before in the history of the
world has there been such a practical
illustration of br0therly love. The
United States Is pouring Ult for the
sufferers II shower Of gold 10 give
them immediate,assistance
In less than three days more than
s. ,5nO.uO0 has been subscribed from
New York and various cities OF the
country.
1t is realized iere by one and HI that
Independently of outside aid the fed
eral authorities have Al duty 10 per
form which 10 make il conn must he
performed With all possible dispatch.
| Every availablei vessel in the vicinity
! of San Francisco. iwhetlsrr il belongs 10
the navy. army, reyentle cutier sefV-
| ice. hsh commits sion or h~gfEh0use serV-
ice. has been directed 10 carry supplies
Of every description 10 The stricken
| ,ft,- - So, Irt,t,,szu. MI ppnlRV ON
er assistance.
Offers of assistance from abroad have
been very gratifying To the president
but he feels the United S;a1eS j. able
to care for the san Francisco suffer
erS. and contributions From foreign
countries will he declined.
Mr.. Ballin OF the HambulE-American
line offered S25,0o0 for the California
sufferers. and the following declina-
ton forwarded to Mr.. Balm by As
sistant Secretary Bacon of the state
department shows the president ap-
probation of the friendliness shown by
! Europeans:
The president deeply appreciates
your message of sympathy land desires
me to thank you heartily for the kind
offer of outside aid. Although declin
| ing, the president earnestly wishes you
10 understand now much he appre
ciates your cordial and generous sym
| pathy.'
! President Roosevelt has personally
1 contributed $1,000 and Senator Knox
5000 NugA the Red Cross, and the
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
ANNIVERSARY SERMON
Rev. James n. NOrthrup Will Com
mence His Second Year.

At the First Presbyterian church
tomorrow the pastor, the Rev. James
Fl. Northrup will preach his first dis
course in the second year of his pas
torate. 1t will be a first anniversary
sermon. He will take his text from
| Cor. 2:9. For the evening sermon
his theme will be: The San Francis
co Earthquake in the Light of Divine
Providence"
The Easter music will be repeated
morning and evening.
Miss Dressler, who played with
such acceptance last Sunday, will ren-
der three other selections in the eve
ming.
The following program has been
arranged for the day:
Morning Service.
Prelude-Melody in A Flat-West
Anthem-'As 1t Began to Dawn
Rogers
Anthem - "Hark, Ten Thousand
Voices Sounding" Marco
Anthem-"Day of Wonder, Day of
Gladness'' Schneider
Observation-Disclosures brewer
Evening Service.
'Cello-Romance Fischer
Anthem-"Christ the Lord Is Risen
Shelly
Hymn-"God Moves in a Mysterious
Way -Cowper
Scripture
'Cello-Air Handel
Anthem-"Christ Our Passover"
Buck
Prayer
Offertory, 'Cello-Andante
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

Owing TO the short supplies of provi-
sions General Manager Calvin of the
southern Pacific railroad has arranged
TO take all destitute people possible on
ferries to Oakland and send them out
on local trains to points in California
without charge. He also is sending
steamers to take off the people Oh the
wharfs between the ferry building and
Port Mason and carry them to Oakland
without fare.
The fire now burning is all east Of
Van Ness avenue and north of Cali
fornla street. 1t must burn itself out
down to the North Beach water front.
The Postal Telegraph company has
restored its cable connection with the
orient by establishing a station at
Ocean Beach. but there is no service
yet for delivering messages there.
Thousands Of members of families
are separated and with no means Of
learning one another's whereabouts.
The police have opened up a bureau
of registration to bring relatives to-
gether.
1t is impossible TO secure a vehicle
except at eXorbitant prices. One mer-
liant engaged a teamster and horses
nd wagon. agreeing TO pay $50 an
m. Charges of $50 for carrying
VnkS a few blocks was common. The
,p!ice and military seize teams wher-
az they require them, their wishes
ing enforced at revolver point if the
,9Ner proves indisposed 10 comply
iii the demands.
vt a meeting of bankers held in Oak
and. across the bay. Mr.. Lynch of the
First National bank reported that a
committee had examined all the bank
and safe deposit vaults in San Fran
cisco and found them all intact. This
makes it certain that the money and
papers on deposit are all safe. 1t was
also reportlt i.-at the books and rec
ords in tie san Francisco Hall of Rec
ords also escaped serious injury.
Union square, the prettiest OF all the
city squares, on which faced the st
Francis hotel and many big stores, is
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
Alarm Clock for Drinkers.

A pretty little device of the wicked
which is attracting a good deal OF at
tention in restaurants, cabarets, posa-
das, cafes and hospices these days is
called the Jag indicator" 1t was in
vented for the benefit of good fellows
who do not know when they have
had enough to drink. 1t is a green
frog, with pink specks upon its body,
and is about three-quarters of an inch
long. The customer receives one from
the barman. which he is asked to put
in his pocket and to place upon the
bar before each subsequent drink.
After a drink Mr.. Crapaud is returned
to the pocket. AS soon as the GUS
toner sees upon the bar more than
n frog, or thinks he sees the frog
move, he is expected-nay, required
to quit drinking for the day.-N. Y.
'ress.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

William Xeller's class of the Bap-
fist Sunday school will give an en-
tertainment entitled THE Family
Album" in the Baptist chapel, May
3.
The Young Mems Literary Society
of the First Presbyterian church
meets tonight as usual. The meeting
will be an interesting one.
+ II II
Rev. William Porkess, of Richfeld
Park, will be the guest of Rev. Will
liam P. Hill for several days.
- =
The Easter music is to be repeated
in the First Presbyterian church to-
mrrow. 1t was enjoyed greatly last
Sunday.
Miss Allie Reamer, of South Am
boy, is visiting relatives in this city.
1t # It
Mr.. Brown and little daughter,
Kathleen, of New York, were Perth
Amboy visitors yesterday.
Miss Mabel Mullins, of this city,
recited at a concert in Newark,
Thursday night.
Mrs. G. S. Sutton, of 146 Brighton
avenue, has been entertaining Mrs.
l.. l.. Rand, of Boothbay Harbor,
Maine, for a week. Mrs. Rand has
been staying in Brooklyn this winter,
but goes to Washington, D. c., next
week to meet her husband, Captain
l.. l.. Rand, whose vessel, the U. S.
torpedo Planter, Colonel George
Armisted, has been in southern ports
during the winter, but is now on the
way to Washington. Captain and
Mrs. Rand made many friends here
three years ago when the Kanahwa,
which was the captains vessel at
that time, was undergoing repairs in
this port.
Mrs. !. J. Vaudeville and sons did
not leave today for Texas as expect
ed, but will go Wednesday.
Il + II
The weekly session of the chill
dren's dancing class was held at the
yacht club this morning.
The monthly meeting of the Wom-
ans Guild, of st. Peters, was held
yesterday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

OF The Mechanics pavilion. the scene
of hundreds of great political. social
and sporting events, not a timber re-
mains. Opposite it was the st. Nicho-
las hotel, now simply Il pile Of bricks.
The United States mint escaped al
most unscathed on account of its iso-
lated environment and its peculiar fire
proof construction. but the force Of
rending power of the earthquake can
he seen in the cracked walls Of the new
postofiice building.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

as ~irretrievably ruined as Babylon or
Troy. The IT. Francis, which with
stood the earthquake, succumbed to
the fire. 1t is a blackened shell.
The great Dewey monument a tall
marble shaft. crowned with a two ton
bronze statue of Victory, was shifted
from Its base and leans at an angle
which threatens its immediate fall.
All along Market street the scene is
the same-blackened walls. skeletons
Of steel, wreck and ruin.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
CHURCH NEWS.
BAPTIST.

BAPTIST.
tomorrow morning at $3.50 the
early prayer meeting will be held in
the chapel. At 1920 the regular
morning service and m Rev.
William Porkess will preach. Sab
bath school at 2:30 pm. AT 2 o'clock
the pastor, Rev. William p. Hill. will
meet the young men in the church.
He is anxious that all be present
The Christian Endeavor Society will
meet at CAB. Mr.. John Mason, Jr..
will be leader of the meeting. At
1880 the evening service and sermon
There will be special music under
the direction of Mr.. e. Hilsdorf.
DANISH NJ. f..
Danish M. Il. church services will
be as usual tomorrow. $3.50 a. m,
class meeting; 1890 a. m, service
and sermon; 2:30 p. m, Sunday
school; 7:45 p. m, evening service
and m Wednesday evening
weekly prayer meeting. 2:30 Thurs
day afternoon the Ladies Aid Society
will meet at the home of Mrs. Chris
Petersen, 651 State street.
GRACE ENGLISH LUTHERAN.
The usual services will be held to-
morrow. AT 1880 o'clock in the
morning, service and sermon; 200
p. M, Sunday school: 1880 p. M,
evening service and sermon. $3.50
p. m. Friday afternoon, Junior
League; 1880 p. M, Young Mems
League.
SIMPSON VI. f.
In Simpson M. e. church tomorrow
the Easter music will be repeated by
a chorus of sixteen voices under the
direction of James e. Noe.
Following is the program:
Prelude, "Hosanna," Wachs.
Carol, Lift your Glad Voices"
Bracket.
Violin solo, Aria, d'Ambrosia, Miss
Clara e. Harrington.
Anthem, AS it Began to Dawn
Harker.
Offertory, In the Morning"
Grieg.
Soprano solo, "The Earth is the
Lords" Schneider; Mrs. r. w.
Macan.
Sermon.
Hymn.
Benediction.
GOSllUue, DTdHu ClOTuS, IltIilCC.
Sunday Evening.
Prelude, March de la Refine, Ket-
terer.
Anthem, Sing with all the Sons of
Glory" Schneider.
Offertory, Berceuse, Delbruck.
Mems chorus, Lift up Your
Heads" Holden.
Sermon.
Postlude, OTertoire in A fiat,
Reed.
Sermon-"Providence."
Solo-'I Know hat My Redeemer
Liveth" Handel
Mr.. Slaight
Prayer
Vesper Hymn
Hymn-"Our God, Our Help in Ages
Past" Watts
Benediction
Organ-Andantino -Chauvet
ST. PAUL'S GERMAN.
Services will be held as usual to-
morrow afternoon at 3 o'clock. Sun
day school at 2 o'clock.
OUR SAVIOUR'S DANISH LUTH.
Tomorrow morning at 1880
o'clock the usual service will be held
and the rite of confirmation will be
administered to a class of twenty by
the Rev. V. B. Skov, the pastor of
the church.
Wednesday night at 1880 O'Clock
the confirmation class of last year
will meet at the parsonage in State
street.
There will be no Sunday school or
evening service.
ST. STEPHENS DANISH LUTH-
Tomorrow the services will be as
usual, with confirmation at the morn
ing service. 1920 a. m, service and
sermon; $50 p. m, Sunday school;
1880 p. m,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
HONOLULU Slipping Into the Sea.

SAN FRANCISCO, April q. - The
Oriental liner China arrived here and
reports to the effect hat the wireless
telegraph system at Diamond Head,
Honolulu. was in brief communication
with the China and asserted that Homo
lulu was slipping into the sea.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
Zoo Animals Free.

: In the Dublin ZOO, which is famous
for its success in breeding and keep
ing lions, an interesting innovation is
the plan Of keeping a number of crea-
lures about the ground in a state or
liberty. The latest liberated speci-
mems which visitors now meet in a
shady path are the emu and the Amer
lean ostrich, or rhea.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
Disaster In Philippines,

MANILA, April 21.-Fire has swept
the town of Mariquina, in Rizel prov
ince. Many thousands of persons are
homeless and starving. Two thousand
dwellings are in ruins. Fire also de-
stroyed Pasil. near the town of Cebu.
Two hundred dwellings were burned.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
Where Labor Is in Demand.

Labor is SO scarce in New Zealand
that the government OF that colony has
asked its high commission in London
to find in England and send out 1000
laborers for the construction of d new
railway in the north Island. lhree
years work is guaranteed, and induce
ments will be offered them to remain
permanently
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
Maccabees Meeting.

Perth Amboy Tent, Knights OF
Maccabees, held their regular meet
ing in their lodge rooms last night.
Two candidates were initiated. Ar
rangements have been all perfected
for the entertainment to be held at
their next meeting Friday night. May
4, in |. o. G. T. hall.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

MOSCOW. April 21.-Practically 81
simultaneously with the San Francisco
earthquake a slight shock was felt
here. The seismograph ia the Moscow
university registered the disturbance
almost to the hour of its occurrence in
California.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

Now is the time to take HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. 1t cleans your
system of all impurities. A wonder-
full spring tonic. A family benfactoi,
So cents, Tea or Tablets. Sexton :
drug store. 20 Smith street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
ACORN SOCIAL.

a meeting of the Acorn Social Club
will be held tomorrow afternoon in
the rooms in the Red Star building,
in State street, TO complete plans for
the ball and reception which they
will hold Tuesday night in Braga
Hall.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

Take HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea this month. Drives away spring
tiredness, gives appetite and sleep,
makes You well and keeps you well.
Great family tonic. 35 cents, Tea or
Tablets. Sections drug store, 20
Smith street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
PLEASURE CLUB DANCE.

The Central Pleasure Club, Of
North Amboy. will hold a dance and
reception in Braga Hall tonight. This
is aprivate affair and admission will
be only by invitation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

JUNCTION CITY. Kan, April IL
Three express ears loaded with a thou
sand tents and more than 800 cots left
Fort Riley ON the Union Pacific for
San Francisco.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

AT MISSION SERVICES.

For the past week Rev. w. p. Hill
has been away attending the Torrey-
Alexander Mission services in Phila-
delphia. He has returned and will be
tnu-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

Advertising In the NEWS prihss
good results.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21

EVENING NEWS-Local News;
Foreign News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
UNITED STATES l N

istic is observable all over the city. The
people are brave and patient, aud the
wonderful order preserved by them
has been of great assistance.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-04-21
THE FAMILY ALBUM.

William Xeller's class of the Bap-
fist Sunday school will give an en-
tertainment entitled THE Family
Album" in the Baptist chapel, May
.
The Forrest City times., 1906-06-29
TEETH THAT WERE USELESS
Puzzle to the Man Who Had Sud- denly Sustained the Loss
 of Them

Harry Leon Wilson, author of The Spenaers," was domiciled for a summer In Connecticut with colony of artists and writers, all of whom had to go into the city every day, relates the Saturday Evening Post.
 Wilson was doing nothing but loaf Ing. He loafed artistically. and from time to time met and had fun with some of the natives of the place. One day he found two men in the road who seemed congenial, and he struck up an acquaintance with them. He proposed drive and they got surrey and two horses.
 Can you drive?" asked Wilson.
 Sure one of his sudden friends re- piled. "i am fine driver"
 They got aboard and started down the read Before they had gone half a mile the team was frightened by a passing automobile and ran away. The driver valiantly steered the horses into telegraph pole and Wilson and his two friends were thrown helter- skelter into the road.
 Wilson slowly gathered himself to- gethe:. One of his friends was sitting in the ditch rubbing his bruises and the other stood in the middle of the road gazing in fearful misery at two front teeth which he held in the palm of his hand
 Pretty lucky escape, wasn't it?" asked N ilsoa, for want of something better~tC say.
 Yes replied the man with the teeth. weeping afresh, but please. oh, please. tell me. what shall do with these?"
The Forrest City times., 1906-06-29
PREVENTION OF CRUELTY.
A "Plain an Pinted" Duty That Was Not to Be Misun-
 derstood.

Deacon Smith and Deacon Jones were pillars of an Alabama colored country church. One day while stor- ing hay in their employers barn. Dea- con Jones came upon hens nest, in which reposed dozen large, white eggs. relates the American Spectator.
 Now. whut us gwine do bout dis hyah?' he demanded.
 "Er, reckon We mout take 'em up ter ee big house?" Deacon Smith sug- sested, without enthusiasm.
 Now. how We know dat hen b'long ter Mars WIll?" Bro. Jones objected. No. sah. Can't take no chance on gibbin' Mars Will some yuther mans aiggs,"
 'Mout leave dem hyah, den," was the rueful reply
 Now. leokyere. Bro Smif. Ans 'sprisei al yo! Don de church teach us ter be kind ter all critters? And don yo' think dat 'eludes hens? Ef We wustef leave dem aiggs hyah, dat DO lil her wour think day warn't pre- ciatef. an feel bad bout hit No, sah. Duh plain an pinted duty am ter take dem iigz out wonder in dat pine thick e whar nobody won't see de smoke, an roast em
The Forrest City times., 1906-06-29
CREST OF GRINs.

Eidie-"Say. uncle, what's radium ?' Unel2-"Aw, that's he stuff they make radiators ofs
 Father. what's the difference be- tween a lunch and a luncheon ?" 'Abo1t dollar and a quarter, my boy
 How did you get that black eye Willie" T got dat. replied Willie. disgns,sdly, by waitin' to count ten when was angry, like you told me to-
 Nervous old Lady ion seventh floor of hoteD-''Do you know what preeau- tons the proprietor Of the hotel has taken against frea' Porter-"Yes. mum; he has the place inshoored for twice wot it's worth"
 Well, MT. Lambkin. how do you like being married 92 Not in the least. am no longer allowed to smoke. to drink or to go out alone Then you must be sorry you married" T am not allowed to be sorry, either"
 Mrs Nibs-"Nhy were you so absurd as 10 tell Bibbs at the dinner table that you ca1 tell an old turkey from yolne one by the teeth?" Nibbs- So can Mrs. Nonsense. Turkeys have no teeth. .--NIbbs- Well. l have"
The Forrest City times., 1906-06-29
One on the Doctor.

A Baltimore physician who boarded l crowded car in Charles street, mo- tieed a woman standing and big Ger man sprawling over twice the seat area that was necessary to him h. dlgnantly the physician said to his: See here, Why don't you move a little so that this tired woman may have seat?" For moment the Ger man looked dazed. Then a broad smile spread over his countenance as ne answered: Say dots joke on you. all right, Dots my vife!"