The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-09


better than common tradesman
The Prince. Ah." Yes He actually
.oic.ts marriage with heiresses in.
stead 0f waiting for them or their
mothers 90 approach him on the sub.
ject"-Brcoklyn Life
do you think IL would De well for
a young man who g. ambitious 10 rise
In politics 70 study law" asked the
earnest youth no" answered sena.
tor Sorghum ~ / were a young man
and wanted 20 get a lofty social posi-.
,lon. I'd learn 20 be a steuovrapher.'
Washington Star
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And you say that YOU lost your
position by the great earthquake at
San Francisco?' inquired the kind
lady. "Yes. mum. replied Prayed
Franklin. what was your position. %
u WIZ asleep IN a barn az dc time,
mum. &C cleveland Leader.
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Mrs Youngwod THE other day
sou declared talked almost contin-
lously." YouLgwcd- so did
Mrs Youngwod-"An last nIghry0T
told the friend YOU brought home TO
dinner that I seldom said anything
Sow. which statement is oorroct?'
Youurwcd-"Bot1"-Ch Chicago Daily
News
Keeping boardors.' observed the
landlady. soon makes a woman coldly
practical" Yes. / suppose so,' re.
iolncd the cynical bachelor "Lu, that's
no reason why the soup and coffee
she dlspcnsos should DE practically
cold.-Chicago Daily News
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"Fic. ne, my boy" said old Mr.
Goodlcy I'm surprised that you
should tease that cat In that way"
"why?" asked the bad boy, pausing
In his inhuman work, do you know
any-better way? Philadelphia Press.
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"Win the senator concodc-' said
Aldrich 20 Daniel.
"No. | will not concedo anything
snapped the Vlrginlan, with abiting
rrImance toward the Rhode islander
II decline &c answer questions that
are material 10 this Tebate No con
ccslon OF mine Is germane to this
question. I have known many Enc
strong decision 20 be ruined by obiter
dicta. have seen many a man ruin
good point by making a bad one. I
will not answer the senator
During his speech assailing federal
Judges today an unimportant mlsstate'
ment Of fact boy Senator Tillman was
corrected by Senator Culberson OF
Texas
"Oh. we'll" exclaimed Tillman, ut
doesn't concern this matter, nohow.'
Anyhow. suggested Senator
spooncr.
"All right anyhow, then, The sen
ator from Texas corrects my facts
and the senator from Wisconsin cor.
rccts my grammar, but as was about
TO say
Huh, There's Senator Clark OF
Montana, worth probably sloo.ooo'Ooo
and not worth a cent TO the country
said visitor leaning over the senate
gallery
Dr Edward Rcloc "the timid sub
scribor." while ON shipboard returning
from Egypt. was discussing the sphinx.
"Thc sphinx" whispered an Irish
man TO o companion. Who's that
now9'
"a monster man." answered the
friend
"oh. a Munster man thought he
was from Connaught" the Questioner
said. determined not to appear wholly
unacqualnted with the family.
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George Washington Grant Lee Jack
son. a dlminut,ye negro boy was In
the local police court charged with
having thrown a stone and broken
window glass. lie was running away
when caught,
But II YOU didn't mean to break
the glass why were you running
away?" asked the Judge.
q was a.runnin' home for to get de
mon TO pay foh IT, sub, the boy an
7worCd.
Rear Admiral ongnecker, who re-
Gently retired, was talking one day at
League Island navy yard about dis
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