The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-08-04

of a stick OF dynamite. 1t appears
that the married and unmarried daugh-
ters of the man got into a fight and he
was trying to separate them. Evil
IDENTIFY it was a case of the Kilkenny
cats, for nothing short of an explosion
of dynamite served to get them to
cease the row. Peace was restored
in the household, as the father was
carted away to the hospital for repairs
Q @ O 0
Far be it from me to knock anyone
but 1 wonder what the American peo-
pie would think of Hawaii If Charlie
[ Motley were sent to Congress, The
one saving grace that marked the flrSt
delegate was the fact that he was able
to hold his tongue and so hide his de-
fciencies of what lie ought to know
about the affairs of his own land. But
the blatant Motley is not the same ilk
Motley runs to the other extreme. Once
let Motley amble into the halls of Con-
gress. with the lions skin of delegate
ship from Hawaii over his ribs, there
would be such braying as would limit
the appropriations for Hawaii to a
couple of bales of hay and some fresh
oats. No! let us not send the blatant
Motley to Congress, let US keep him un-
til those two Spanish villages mention
ed in Don Quixote, decide to have an
other braying contest. He could re-
present Hawaii at that contest with
distinction to himself and without Sc
rious loss to Hawaii
. @ 9 @
Y Marn Young was escorted to court
last Monday morning by the High She
riff in person, 1 am told. Instead of
being sent from Jail to the court in the
police patrol wagon, as are other pri-
soners of all kinds, white included,
who may have motions about to be
heard by the court, he rode i'm the
sheriff's buggy. He stopped while
! in the sheriffs office i'm the capitol and
then walked over in the company of
that official. The hearing of his mo-
tion over did the patrol wagon take
him back to Jail? Not at all! The
head of the Territorial police very cour-
teously escorted him back to the capt.
toll, where he remained an hour or so
before he had a very enjoyable ride
back to Jail All of this,-if it happen
eds very strange. How is it to be
explained? Y. Marn Young is a Ko-
rean charged with assault to murder
and declared by his prosecutors to be
so easily proven guilty of that specific
crime that they declined to allow him
to plead guilty and take sentence for a
mere assault and battery. lie has made
/ three confessions, one to a woman who
certainly didn't give him any water
cure. His attempted murder was
cowardly enough to be thoroughly Ko-
rean.
b. H. Wright rode back and forth
from the Jail in the police wagon under
charge OF ordinary police but Y. Marn
! Young,-a buggy and the company of
the genial high sheriff for him. Is is
possible.-of course it really cannot be,
that Y. Marn Young has earned his
turkey-diet treatment in Oahu Jail by
making affidavits about being cruelty
treated by Browns police department?
G @ @ @
Harry Amy has got the patents for
his Misunderstanding device and is going
to put it on the market 1t is nothing
more nor less than a mechanism which
betrays every hen that lays an egg
just as soon as she has done it, and it
is intended to enable owners of fowls
to keep track of each one, so that If any
hen happens to fail to keep up a proper
speed in egging, she can be found out,
exposed, tried, convicted, sent9hced
and beheaded for her lack of public
spirit. The hens lot has always been
a hard one, but it is going to be worse.
She won't even be able to let a day go
! by without laying an egg, but what her
| owner will know it and give her discre-
dit marks. The new machine must be
one of considerable originality for ele-
ven different patents, or rights to new
ideas, We're granted by the Department
at Washington on Almy's descriptions
and drawings. Briefly described, the
mechanism is one whereby when Mrs.
Hen retires to lay she enters an en-
closure from which there is no return
) unrecorded. The reproducing is fol-
lowed by the ringing of an electric bell,
and the hen is then a prisoner l1long
comes the keeper and lets her out, at
the same time noting her number Then
he gives her credit for an egg and she
goes on her way, to grub hard and
produce another as soog as possible.
Q o Q o
! Do you remember how Ole George A.
Davis used to declaim against zone A.
Perry" when the latter was on the
! bench? have often wondered If the
learned Justice didn't wish that the
sarcastic zone" more nearly described
his situation in the community. There
are seven or eight A Perrys i'm the
directory and some one or other of them
Is always doing something. A short
time ago there was an "a. Perry"
criminal case that was not at all
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