New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-14

case" etc Tho 'TaEam ZassId' is trying 70 teach
the native to write. Yours Of the 10Th inst. re-
ceiyed and contents noted etc.
CHICAGO.
IN chicago where tie pig Is
The pro vaIliug source OF trade.
As hy mortaiz can be male
one is apt to feel IN danger
pt eAasseratius when
or its magnitude and men.
In its manners. free and easy
None imported from the East:
R ',s 6 IpGfnlsi lo af am breezy
In municipal affairs 1t
Seems 10 manage II likes.
For abundant nobs and strikes
As for climate frigid torrI
Always either one and mean.
And the smoke there IS So horrid
what AIT it the su iTTp IS neY rs ftga"
As material for lustre
These are counted good enough.
Mild st Is but not So vooIy
As II was some years ago.
And its mind is made up fully
That all other towns are SLOW
Hold the nations store OF wheat
And in Swifts and Armour's stockyards
-(FeHx carmen in Life.
German farmers are trying to induce the su1aIIer
birds 20 return 20 their old haunts about the FIELD,
and for this purpose setting out boxes and
other artificial devices 10 tie birds for BONES
destroy Insects
but the birds are disappearing not only because
Of their direct slaughter. but also because the
old trees m the decayed hOllows Of which they
built their nests, the old copses which they haunt
Cd. and both of which were prolific in insects. 20
gether with the stagnant pools which yielded them
food I'm abundance. all disappearing before The
closer cultivation Of the present time.
Rats Feast on pynamite-Although his stable IS
infested by rats, John Farrell Of North Nev-st
this place, Is very wary of setting trap u catch
them. tes' he blow up the neishhorhood The rats
ere loaded ana might explode at any 'ime. Re
Gently Farrell who is a quarryman; placed twenty
Gent t. blow up tho locality but the rats IN tho
neiEhborhood seemed simply To lie waiting for it,
found was paper left by the rats. which had torn
Chester PENN News
According TO the French law the son of a widowed
mother is exempt from military service A young
man OF Nantes who wished To- avail himself Of that
immunity slew his stepfather and forwarded In
formation 20 the authorities that his mother was
"A widow lie is a parallel of the man who killed
his parents and pleaded for mercy on the ground
that he orphan.
THE WINTER HAT.
Will purple or blue he its feathers7
A "cOcher'' three Cornered or "tolue"7
VIII il do Just we'll for all weathers?
VIII II go with Jacket or cloak
VIII the fall" that eucumbers the neck be
VIII the total amount OF the cheqge be
Five guineas or fourteen-and-sx?
on the mutable mind that is making
The purchase, We cannot rely:
This only is ceTtain-its taking
Three hours and quarter to buy!
Punch
"Noah's wife, wrote a hoy I'm An examination,
was called Joan Of Are Water" wrote aDotber
Els composed of two gases. oxygen and cam
brgen.' Lava said third. is what the barber
puts on your face" "A blizzard declared another
child lis the inside OF a fowl"
Speaking Of peculiar names for animals saws
a travelling man, Il know a man who owns no
fewer than twenty-five teams in connection with n
large farm In the blue grass section and he has
hfty horses lie tries 10 rame them all after prom
tnent characters In the Bible Several were mares
and with the second crop Of colts ne found himself
IN dlre STRAITS tie was not churchRoer-in fact /
den suppose he ever the inside of 4 church
and MS knowledge Of Biblical names was a triea
limited With his second crop of colts he turned
10 SHAKESPEARE for his names. Finally he soId
several horses, but he still retains his fi1
teams, ana the neiEhbors have great spoTt oveT
the curious combination OF names Ed / bearI
him say 10 his hired man one morning Il wish
you would hitch up Moses with King Lear ana lei
Coming back. turn Falstaff in the love- ast,r
He's getting pretty thin. and before You go Vo,,
might give solomon feed Al times he 6as
Hamlet pIoddlng along dusty roads beside Ada,
Eve Is often harnessed with Henry Viii TitS
nelshoors nave never been able to learn how Ia
keeps all the names straight bat he evidentiy .,,c
ceeds- -'lollsville Courter-JournaL