Bisbee daily review., 1906-06-09
Baseball Up-to-Date Will Be the Program at Don Luis
 Tomorrow.
WONDERFUL CURVES ARE
 NOW BEING INVENTED
Pousse Cafe Drops and Mas saged lnshoots to Be Tried
 by Opposing Teams Who
 Will Start the Diamond War

It will be the hottest thing ever. So say those of the sports and barber teams who are to Sght .t out for base ball supremacy on the Don Luis dia- mond tomorrow afternoon. And they ought to know. Surely they know, for they have borrowed all the bats, gloves and balls that were lying around loose, beside taking few oth- CT implements of war away from every small boy seen proving about the streets for the past week. Captains Kinney and Buffehr issued an order early in the week that everything in sight pertaining to baseball be glaumed.' and failure to disgorge on the part of those carrying concealed diamond weapons on their persons has been met Dy prompt beatings admin istered to the recalcitrants.
 Several members of both teams have been jailed and fined as a result of the strenuous life led in an endeayor to carry out to the letter the com mands of their superior officers. Need less to say it will not be safe for any of the local officers to present them selves at the Don Luis grounds when time is called al. 2:30 for the impend- ing carnage. .,......
 Both teams are in fine fettle, and have been training on ESt air till the ! city is sick and tired of them and wants to see the wnoia thing. come to an issue. It will come. all right. all right. on Sunday.
 Owing to the bad blood that exists between the hair-pu.lers and the mix ologists there will be no spurious or yinous liquors allowed on the grounds. IL is true that there is ruling by the managers of Don Luis Park to that effect. but that would have not de tered the promoters of the game from having a few hogsheads of the fine and foamy on hand were it not for the avowed expressions of bloodshed on the part of several members of both teams It was wise move on the part of the promoters. Good, sensi ble promoters.
 Busfehr and Bowman will be in the points for the h1oods. while Quillian and Hecket will do the fine and dan dy for the masseurs. Oh, but it will be fierce!
 Buffehr has already disabled the catcher for the sports while perfect ing his delivery of the pousse cafe drop. His Jew Cocktail out Is said to be so wide that Bowman gets 1t in
 And Hechet Is reputed to be there with the fancy goode ralso, Qyillian. a professional catcher with IA record of passed balls and bum base throw ing. was imported for the occasion and given special Job at advanced wages scraping hard faces in & local tonsorial parlor. The .eports are roaring about Gufliian, and swear they will spike him to death every time they slide home. Kecket, the bar bers say. has a remarkably fast de livery. and If he can be kept from talking to the batter so that he can control his shampoo in-shoot, will get record for strike-outs never equaIled on the home grounds.
 The barbers are reputedly hard-hit. ters, and fear only the high ball of their opponents. On the other hand the sports claim that the majority of their players live by their ability to infuse sticks into the every day game Of take and pay. There Is little to choose between them. It ought to be record-breaker. Already there are bets being laid that Albert Karsky will succumb to heart failure before the doom of the barbers is two inn Z ings old.
 The sports have with them for this suspicious occasion lawn 2mey known in the earlier days as the child wonder of the old Tombstone team lawn has sent away for calf pads witf vhich to make an impression on the ladies in the grand stand.
 Billy Swan, whose name Is eInblaz oned on the athletic. roll of honor in Bisbee. will wear black hose and : black suit to fool the public into be lieving that he isnt getting fat