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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25

AS soon as Lloyd Hinkle can settle
up his affairs, we understand that be
and his family will move down to
Kansas City to make their home.
Mis- Larsen and wife were over at
Elk Horn, Sunday, visiting their rel
atives at the j. P. Carlesen home,
and their many other friends out in
that country.
Chris Rattenborg and wife, who
reside out west of Brayton near the
Nels Beck farm, and who had been
down at Atlantic visiting his broth
Ell, came home Monday evening.
Lloyd Hinkle has sold his place
near Old Lewisville to George
Fiechtemeyer, possession to be given
coon. There are fifteen acres and
the price paid was two Thousand
dollars.
Mr.. S. Nielsen, the school master
over at the Academy in Oaktield,
purchased fine one hundred and
twenty acre farm over in the valley
adjoining the Hon. William Walker
estate.
Rev p C. Nielsen, who is now at
Shenandoah attending state gather
ing of divines, will preach at the
Baptist church in Brayton next Mon
day and Tuesday evenings, and the
public generally are invited to be
present upon the occasion.
Merchant j. F. Jensen hitched up
the horses to the family carriage last
Friday, drove up to Extra and put
in few hours calling upon friends
and attending to business. The
Journal office acknowledges pleas
an call from him while in town,
George Frederiksen, the Brayton
hardware dealer, had a cave dug and
walled up with cement blocks, this
week. George says it is like Bryan
O'Lynn's coat, will be nice, warm
cool and pleasant the whole year
round and mighty safe place to go
100 when he sees bad looking storm
approaching from the southwest.
Mr.. Nels Sorenson was out at the
Danish Baptist Church west of Bray
ton, last Sunday, and preached for
the people out there. During the
course of the sermon, Mr.. and Mrs
Carlesen and Martin Andersen came
forward, gave him the right hand
OF fellowship and became members
OF the congregation, which makes
Mr.. Sorerson feel that his efforts are
bearing much fruit.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25

A happy little wedding party took
the train at Brayton yesterday noon,
consisting of Miss Blanche Leigan,
daughter of Mrs. d. B. Beers, and
Mr.. John Clark, Miss Stella Leigan
and Mr.. Ralph Woodruff. Arriving
at Atlantic, the couple first named
sought out the Clerk of Courts, pro-
cured a marriage license, proceeded
to the home of minister who said
the pleasing words which made them
husband and wife, then jourpeyed on
to Orient, where they will make
their future home for the present,
with his mother, Mrs. Greenlsaf,
who formerly resided here. The
other couple acted as witnesses to the
happy eAent, offered hearty congrat-
ulations to the newly welded pair,
showered them with rice, saw them
started on their journey, and then re-
turned to Brayton.
Miss Elsie Hardwick, the twelve
year old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas Hardwick, of Oakfeld, sub.
mitted to very severe surgical oper-
alton Monday forenoon and showed
much fortitude for one SO young.
Doctor j. NJ. Emmert and trained
nurse from Atlantic came up on the
morning train and, in company with
Doctor Koob, who assisted in the
operation, went over to the Hard
wick home where, upon examination,
1T was found that it was necessary to
lance both of the lower limbs of the
young lady, remove a piece of dis
eased bone, scrape some matter off
the bones and apply some medicine
to keep them in healthful state.
An incision was made below the knee
on one limb about three inches in
length and by the use of instruments
they were able to probe upwards and
remove all the matter which had
formed; and upon the other limb
they performed a like act above the
knee. They report that the patient
seems cheerful and hopes that in a
few days she will be we'll again and
able to get out of doors, and all her
many friends sincerely hope that her
wish may be gratifed
LATER-Miss Elsie Hardwick died
Tuesday evening at nine o'clock from
the effects of the operation sheurder-
went Monday forenoon. Obituary
will be published next week. The
funeral services over the remains of
poor Elsie is beirg held atthe family
home. in Oaktield. this afternoon
conducted by MIR. Nels Sorenson and
the body will be laid to rest in the
Oaktield Cemetery.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25
BraytOn and Oakfield Sch ool Notes

The General Histories arrived last
Wednesday and now the ninth grade
are busy studying the Middle Ages.
Peter and Anna Thielen are now
absent from school as Peter is busy
husking corn.
Miss Lola Parrott is now absent
from the ninth grade, being at Menlo
visiting relatives.
Last Wednesday Professor Nelson
Was excused from his school duties,
and attended the wedding of his sis
ter-in-law. Mrs. Cannon taught in
his place and Miss Nettie Hocken-
berry took the lower room.
The eighth grade class are now
solving problems of carpeting and
piastering.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25
Oaktield and Brayton
Doctor Koob has been prescribing
tor Miss Horton who has been slight
IL under the weather.

Doctor Koob has been prescribing
tor Miss Horton who has been slight
MI ~ under the weather.
Miss Esther Larsen and her BROTH
1t, James, were Sunday callers at the
4 Nels L.. Beck home, out west of town
Doctor Koob was called to Extra,
Zone day last week, to prescribe for
the family of Ebbe Hansen in that
city.
Mrs. Tena Hansen, who is visiting
'svher uncle, Hans Miller, at Hamlin,
4 was Sunday caller at the Hans Han
son home in Brayton.
Miss Mollie Blom went to Extra,
81 Monday, where she is being taught
the Baughman system of dressmak-
ling by Mrs. j. B. Connrardy.
Elmer Green, who had been up in
South Dakota during the harvest
season, returned to the home of his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Green,
" Monday.
MI Viva Heath, daughter of Frank
Heath and wife, was up at Extra,
saturday, calling on her relatives at
s$the S A. Campbell and L. j. Old
Aker homes.
At the meeting of the Camp of
Royal Neighbors in Brayton this
week, Mis-, Stella Leigau was taught
lfhow to be neighborly toward her
yellow beings.
Doctor Koob went down to the
Y Luddie Nelson home, southwest of
G. Brayton Monday to see sick child
E0f Mr.. and Mrs. Nielsen, who was suit
u fering with bronchitis.
52ly Fred Gingery, over on the Oak
held side of the Botna. was in Bay
ton Monday afternoon, purchasing
some new traps with which to begin
4 his winter'sjo job of securing pells tor
the market, which he gets bv tres
passing up and down the river.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25

Tellis Leigan was busy Monday
building substantial board side.
walk in front of Shoemaker Thomp.
sons residence.
/ Iona Beers and Ace Horton sold g
fine bunch Of twenty-four head OF
fat steers of Frank Hensley of Extra
one day last week.
Ben Train, auditor of the county,
was at Brayton, on Monday, calling
on friends down this way and look
ing after his chances of reelection.
Sam Jensen, of Audubon, came
down last Friday night, called on his
many friends, and then tripped the
light fantastic toe till early morn.
HI. Fl. Hansen aud wife, of Bray
ton, who had been up at Extra, call
ing on their son. Ebbe j. Hansen,
and family, returned home Monday
Mr.. Harry Finkbine, auditor of
the Green Bay Lumber Company,
was at Brayton Monday afternoon,
talking business matters and visiting
with his able manager, Mr.. Nels Sor-
enson.
Supervisor Doug Hamlin was down
this way the latter part of the week
looking after some bridges which the
county is having built out at the
Hans Nyman home and in that
vicinity.
S. c. Nelson gave party to his
friends at his home south of Oak
field Sunday, and although the day
was rather rhiny, there was goodly
number present and the time was
passed right royalty.
Chris Christensen, the little black
smith at Brayton, was out to Kim
ballton Sunday to see his cousin, who
has purchased timber land up in
Wisconsin and will soon move up in
to that country to live.
A quartette of young people from
near Anita, were at the Uncle |. P.
Hallock deer park in Oaktield, look
ing at Mr.. Hallock's herd of deer.
They dined at Hotel de Beers and
then drove home in the twilight.
Miss Gertie Nelson, daughter of
S. G. Nelson and wife who reside
south of Oakfield, who works for
Doctor Porlertield and family at At
lantic, came up and passed Sunday at
home, returning to her work Mon
day morning.
Will Gearheart and family who
have been living in the Iona Beers
house at Oaktield, will move into the
little house up on Asa BHrwell's
farm, near Old Lewisville this week
and Mrs. John Shay will move into
the house vacated by MIR. Gearheart.
The carpenters have begun the
erection of the big red barn over at
the A. Il. Anderson home in Oak
field, upon the old Mark Heath farm,
to take the place of the one burned
down few weeks ago and they will
rush it to completion as quickly as
possible.
Chris lIoegh was at Brayton Mon
day afternoon and took home one of
those plain spoken Edison phono-
graphs which he purchased at the
Bison drug store. He also took a
good supply of gold moulded records
and now he has music and song to
suit all.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25
Advice to Housewives.

No home is 80 pleasant, regardless
of the comforts that money will buy,
as when the entire family is in perfect
health. A bottle of Orino Laxative
Fruit Syrup costs fifty cents. 1t will
cure every member of the family of
constipation, sick headache or stom.
ach trouble. Nick Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25
A Gard

This is to certify that all druggists
are authorized to refund your money
If Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure
your cough or cold. 1t stops the
cough, heals the lungs and prevents
serious results from cold. Cures la
grippe cough and prevents pneumonia
and consumption. Contains no OPT.
ates. The genuine is in a yellow
package. Refuse substitutes. Nick
Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-10-25
DR.: Richards, OcuNst

Formerly Of audubon, Is s,0,U
located isl a suit Of rooms
OUes' the National Bauls, At
xasatic, lOtUa. Office days,
lNOsaduU. Thursday, Saturday
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Bf0rn Gislason.

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komiotil harra menta % I'll cru pau hin mann
vanlegustu.
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-13

dition of prosperity and left large
community there provided with an
ample income. His successor added a
chime of bells, and from them, it is
said, were. rung the first peal ever
heard in England. In 1901 the abbey
was burned down, but was rebuilt in
Ills by Abbot Joffrid, whose begging
appeals, in those old days, met with
much more generous responses than
have been accorded those of the pres
ent rector This Joffrid was scholar
as well as something of a fnancier, and
with his monks set up 'fhouses of learn
ing" at Cambridge, which proved the
foundation of Cambridge university
IS The abbey suffered from an earth
quake in 1114 and was burned down
again in 1l43, but was once more re-
built on a scale of still greater mag
nifcance. It is a matter of record that
in 1889 tine income of the abbey
amounted to 100000 year. The place
came in for a share of Cromwell IS icon
oclastic attentions in 1913, and since
then, until within comparatively recent
years, nothing has been done to check
the ravages of time and decay.
The Rev. T. B. LeBoeuf was installed
as rector in 1854 with the magnificent
salary of $3.50 year. His life there
has been one long, pathetic struggle
to keep the old ruins standing.
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~. FIRST PRIZE >. ''' m':,,'>l.
This story gets S. and a. box
80 to Dockstader's Minstrel :. 2"2 p
The Limit Of Laziness.

esIRs order temporarily. to forget all
about.scourts and legal tones, Merritt
Starr went for q trip to Nv est Virgi nias
1nRone Of his ramb1es thru The country
Mr.. Starr, came upon a tumble down
cabin, in front Of which, on a rudely
constructed bench, sprawled a big negro
Iazily smoking a pipe. Not q sign Of
industry was visible in any direction,
and Mr.. Starr, curious to learn the sys-
tenn that enabled this darkey to live
in apparent Incidence, opened conversa-
ton with him and finally asked: :. :. =
"What1 do you do for living ~ :.
The negro grinned as he pointed to q
lean and hungry-lo looking hog in a patch
Of trees the other side Of the road. .;=.z
1Dars my 1ivin, ~ he replied. :: 5#.@ >
but you don t seem to raise any
thing with which to feed the animal, -
pursued Mr.. Starr. "How does the hog
get his :living9'' =. .
''Oh," said the darby "the hog
makes out on, roots and acorns.' =,
But" argued the lawyer, sthat g
2 pretty slow process. You ought to
have some good Illinois corn to feed
him It II take hog long time to get
fat on what he can pick up.i,,
For. a. moment or two the negro
seemed q bit dubious, but he quickly
solved the problem TO his own ssatisfac-
ton. : : s::,:. ?. -. ii. 80: =.
t"oh, well, = said he, whats tins
to q hog, anyway91 q. .s=s =,=..;5z...
ss Z, Harry Thoraaa,5 !
~ s:s.: 1925 Fourth Ave. IS. !:
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Special Correspondence of The journal.
London, April 31.-What remains of
the famous Crowland Abbey in Lin
colnshire, one of the sights of the Fen
country, which is annually visited by
hundreds Of American tourists, is
threatened with speedy collapse, unless
funds can be. obtained to repair it. Ow-
ing to the subsistence of the founda-
tions, which are, built over a bed of
peat, the north wall Of the Abbey
church has buckled and cracked, and
extensive ,underpinning will be neces-
sary to, prevent it from falling.
=, Qf the once vast pile of buildings,
there are now left only the northwest
ern tower, the, ruins Of, the nave and
north aisle, which is used as the parish
church, but these remnants are of
singular beauty and would be well
worth preserving if only for the historic
associations which cluster around them.
The abbey was Efoundeds in FOG A. D.,
by King Ethelbald,s who endowed the
monastery royalty. For a long time
it prospered, but with Peterborough,
was destroyed by the Danes in $40, and
manYof its inmates were killed. There
were. only three monks left there when
Thurketyl set about his great work of
restoration. Thurketyl restored the
monastery to more than it's former con-
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"A. Job for the Waiter.

..ashe late se41ator Wolcott Of Colorado,
paigner,, was delivering a stump speech
in a red-hot democratic commnnity a
the south. He had large audience
the white people occupying the Unit,j
and the negroes the gallery. During his
speech he became little too ardent to
suit his democratic hearers and after
making an unusually telling point far
the republican side, one southern lat.
ener gave out an impulsive traits I;S
Wolcott stopped short and quietly sur.
Veyed the sea of colored faces ia stIe
gallery as tho looking for aid. ] Fin aIy
ne singled out one and beckoniing 6imm
with bis finger he said:
Wlll the waiter please come down
and take the Chinaman g orderq',
Hector, MINI 3jsssRss...<r|s : Pr
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a Distinguished Trio.

The Hon. Joseph chamberlain IS fond
Of relating an incident i that occurred
while he and Lord Roseberry were re-
turning from the stheater one night.
While crossing the street they were
accosted bY.a ragged crossing boy who,
after sweeping.the mud from their path;
asked for aims. <s:7>' ~
Lord Roseberry was about to give the
boy a coin when an: idea struck him.
My boy,' said Roseberry, eff YOU
will hit that policeman a swat on the
back with: your muddy broom, I will
give you ten shillings. - Prompt, to the
word the boy crept in, back Of the of.
ticer and raising his broom, struck him
in. the back, then turned and ran, but
to the dismay,Iof Roseberry the; Officer
caught the boy after chasing a few
yards. r; s<'f5.-*>E$' -. - 80 1.
Not wanting to leave the boy in d
fix Roseberry tried to fix things up with
the officer, but the worthy gentleman
would not listen, and took them all
three up to the station.
They were, then taken beforea the
judge Of the station and after survey;
ing them thru his glasses he took down
book and +. turning to Chamberlain
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,SEIs AZ"
s,.niita*tF

Tuesday morning il til time, for the ifnual
rehearsafSy # the big local production;
~ Mr. 3 Dena1d son will BE supported by
Miss Emmaqg Mission, > Miss Ellen Frisen!
dahl, Mrs. Emile zs4Lndberg5 Richard
,Resengren ,sEKhHt Ekman, ~ o1as sGarll
| son, sand others. ~ The. lover s1 part will
be taken by .WeTneE Melinder, ayoung,
capable ACTOR from Ghicago: IN l., Rdsl
!esngren; who but lately took part in fif-
! tyI rformances sYpfs II ssEngelbrekt', at
Stock olm, has Jed the; Instruction eef
the whole, II ere e.Nill be more than
sixty people in the apro duetio !. til cor!
pheqm Club singing the = stirring pa
triotic Songs. and seven couples under
the tuition. Of Herman Carlson Of the
fSkansen ational Dancers having
trained for sfhs pert orlmance of the
Dalecarlfan ,f9lk ,da nces. In Minneape7
1is have bssh.. diiss discovered several girls
who have lived Here fpr a year. or. Two,
nous sI Dahce s fhes s vii VII Sc
am non the performers pef sEr next Thursday
= - n. saia1 Tea, 81 ~. ~ ss3s n
d The great trioticsplay will be elab-
orately j stage Gi speeiaf scenery being
painted sbW the Minneapolis artist, iAxe1
Lindahl, and the true historical seos-
tunes being furnished by an eminent
Chicago frms in this inesaapssgs 81 as
c,,Y .stssf ,s-pSS@SeafT err I'll stst;-s.srsG .s!sl
1paasi ssS sEstg.ss tss.s .aasx aEaa sssirsas
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Reliable, but Not Talented.

Two Irishmen were talking about one
Of their friends who had been killed
the day before by premature blast.
e s an awful thing, Paddy, the way
poor Dinny was tux, observed Casey.
vs.. is, IT is, = replied Paddy feelingly.
81 / !: !, g fine mon was Dinny. y
~ was that. IS, s. :.
!, !, 4 shoveler; sure he was
st II finest shove ler onsthe job ss
Paddy ,:ss =. : s 8
q S AS s good q shoV eler as youse find in
:ss.sSs s HeS was a Ill shoveleT a good
:sshevelers he was, but: she was mot WHIST
you would call "a fancy shoyefer. - Sc 81
,s5ssssssss 6 seg 81: III. Brundidge. S;
- S23 TwelfthfAve, s. #
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!. The Rules Of Golf.

An Tishnan Was walking along by
a. golf Links liz & and was, sud denly struck
The player hurried, up saying: care
you hurts Why didn t you get out of
the wayF"
mr., ~ And why shnuld Lrget., out of the
way asked Pat. How did j know
there were murd ererss round hereq.,'
- Buts called Fore, RI Il, said the play
er, - anh when ii SAY, Fore &, that Is a
signal fogty to get out of s,the way.l'
y; 4 Oh, III is, is well thin " han i say
foive 'eit,is a Sign you're going to- get
hit on the nose. sFoiveli'ty''., i --C.g NJ
4 II Iowa Falls Iowa. 4 s5 sF Ar, ..uts(;,js
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Drunkenness Cured.

1t will be gratifying to all lovers OF temner.
ance and happy home to know that sin,ple
and scientific cure for the whiskey and heer
habit has been discovered. Orrine never fails
to cure drunkenness If it is used In accordance
with the simple directions In the package and
the .discoverer. has SO much, confidence in the
an absolute guarantee, to effect q cure or The
money will be refunded. -.
1t is in two forms: MOL to be given secretly.
and No q orsthose who wish to Sc cIired. SIsSd
eaeE Mothers md sisters. have told4Uss Of ANS.
bands and brothers WHO since they Smere RIyeh
edge nave lest all desire Tor drink, and Ne are
glad to recommend the remedy. Mail orders
filled. The Orrina Co., Washington, D. G., o.
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{. SECOND PRIZE
. This story gets S.
He Quit After That.

Hank Browns OF Fargo, the prosper
GUS contractor, might have become a
famous driver fast horses had he not
attended: racing meet back in the
early days. There was a large crowd
out and our old friend Doble was in the
grandstand.
Hank had horse that he had en-
tered in the something class. The
horse was big rangey fellow with not
too much speed, but Hank thought he
was the goods. s.tE. g
All the horses except Hanks had
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How He Got There

Two Germans met in San Francisco.
After, an affeetionate greeting, the fol-
lowing dialogue ensued: #% 8 +;
"Fen you said you hev arriveda" +
Yesterday ~ 2. Is. s. Ss ,.s::t Il
"You came dot Horn aroands'':: !.
"No.,' IS; l Ss IS =>. :;$,
"oh!. I see; you came dot isthmus
across7'' Z, >s;.z5S4gS .=.. =
rNo:' (: - 81 /. 4 5 ~. -; & !:
."Oh! den you come, dot land overs'
::"Den you hev not. arrrived4N , IA =.
ooh, yes, hefs arrived. T come dot
Mexico thru: = !, =ss. E. H.:
Croekston, MINI. i -. ,...>:%:.i