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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

ON the warpath. They had got up In
the morning to milk the cows and
found about 20 elephants in the barn
yard, making the cows do song and
dance. Pa told them there was no dan
ger at all, cause he would take any
elephant by the tail and snap its head
OF. like boys snap the heads of garter
snakes, and l told them that me and
the senator's boy stampeded the ele-
plants and we could drive them back
to town like drove of sheep.
The farmers thought we were great
and they followed us back to the farm,
where we found the herd Of elephants
had taken possession and were having
the time of their lives. About a dozen
Of the big elephants had found couple
of barrels OF cider in shed and had
been drinking it, and when we got
there they were like section hands with
jags on.
Bolivar, the big elephant, was the
drunkest, and when he saw pa coming
with the gang Of hands, with ropes and
spears. he winked at the other ele-
plants and seemed to say: Watch
me tree EN-" for he came out Of the
gate and beloved, and made a charge
at the gang, and pa beat them all go
ing up crab apple trees. The senator's
son saw pa up tree, and he said: "Old
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
OF EDUCATIONAL INTEREST.

Yosaburo F.. Sugita, of Toxic, has
been given the chair of language and lit
erature of Japan at the University OF
Notre Dame. He is the son of a wealthy
Japanese coal merchant. He is 20 years
old, speaks and writes English fiuently.
is a brilliant French conversationalist
and in bearing is studious and thought
ful.
The New York Society for the Protec-
ton of Italian Immigrants, says the
School Journal, has taken steps to es-
tablish schools among the Italian labor
camps Of New York, Pennsylvania and
New Jersey. The intention is to inter-
est local authorities SO that they will
support the schools when once estab-
1ished.
A movement has been started by thu
Japanese In Vancouver to provide
schools In which their own language
shall be taught. There are several hun
dred Japanese employed in and about
the city. many of whom have large fam
lilies. AS many Of these people expect to
return to Japan, they are anxious that
their children shall acquire knowledge
Of their own language.
1t has been decided by the trustees OF
che Carnegie institute in Pittsburg to
: name the school OF domestic science AMI
art for women Of the new school OF
technology the Margaret Carnegie
School for Women in honor of the moth
er of Andrew Carnegie. While the prop
Csition to use his mothers name in this
way was total surprise to Mr.. Carnegie,
he has expressed his pleasure that her
name has been chosen for this perman-
manent association with the work Of tho
new technical schools in Pittsburg.
Henriette Goldschmidt is called the
mother of the kindergarten system in
Germany OF course, the Froebel meth
cd of training little folk was introduced
before she gained the notice of the
school world, but 1t was due to her Of
forts half a century ago that the kinder
garten became popular German insti-
tute. Frau Goldschmidt has just ccle-
brated the eightieth anniversary of her
birth, but even now she reads withou.
glasses and is still vigorously advocat-
ing the Froebel pedagogics. She is an
important factor In the advancement OF
woman's cause In the fatherland.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
RHEUMATIC PAINS
0tsappsAs When Dr.. WiiiIams' PINT
Pills Purity the Blood and
Heal lnflamad Ilsauas.

Rheumatism is disease Of the blood,
caused by the failure of the body to cast
on certain poisons. External applica.
lions are Of use only In securing tempo.
rary relief from pain-the cure Ter
rhegmatisn lies in purifying and en-
riching the blood.
Mrs. Frederick Brown, of 40 Sumpter
street, Sandy Hill, NY, was n sufferer
from infiammatory Rheumatism from
the time she was sixteen. She saws
cit first appeared in my knee Joints,
then In my hips and waist. 1t became
= regular thing that would be laid M
all winter. The rheumatism affected
mostly my hands, hips, feet and
shoulder. My hands We're all pulled
mp and my feet became deformed.
lost my appetite, couldn't sleep and
eometimes was compelled to cry out,
the pain was so intense.
For several winters was under the
doctors care and while his medicine re-
ieved the pain for little while there
seemed no prospect for a permanent
cure. was confined to my bed, Off and
ON, for weeks at q time. My limbs
swellcd dreadfully at times and I was
reduced almost to nothing.
In the spring Of 1904, upon the ad-
vice of friend. I began to use DR..
Williams Pink Pills. At that time
wasn't able to do anything and could
barely eat enough to keep alive. / felt
q change for the better in about month.
1 began to eat heartily and I suffered
less pain. OF course kept on the
treatment, using care In my diet, and
in about three months ! was cured.
aim entirely well today and do all my
own work"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cured Mrs.
Brown by driving the rheumatic poisons
out of her blood. But YOU must get the
genuine DIR. Williams Pink Pills, sold
by all druggists and by the DR.. Williams
Medicine Co.. Schenectady, N. Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

W about his hunting trips In the west.
until I could smell bacon cooking at
the camp FIRE, and / could smell the
balsam boughs they slept on, on the
ground.
When he let up little on his talk,
l braced up and asked him II he had
rather shoot wild cats and bears than
be president. He hedged and said both
occupations worked pretty well togeth-
or and he had enjoyed 'em both. Then
asked him II he was going to run for
president again, and he winked at his
wife, and then he asked me what made
me ask the question. I told him pa
wanted me to find out. told him all
the boys wanted him TO run. cause he
was a good Teller, and not afraid of
the cars.
The president laughed and said:
"Well, it's this way. The president
business is q good deal like bear hunt
ing. You get on fresh track. either
In politics or bear hunting. and follow
the game with dogs. or politicians, as
the case may be. The trail keeps get
ting fresher and by and by the game
is in sight, and the dogs are nipping
Its hind legs, II 1t is bear, or chew
ing big words II 1t is an opposing can
didate, and nipping him In exposed
places. You ride like mad, your clothes
or your reputation torn by briars II It is
bear, or by opposition newspapers II
II is political campaign, and you
wish 1t was over. many times, and are
so tired you wish you were dead.
Finally your bear or your opponent in
politics is freed and the dogs are try
Ing to climb the tree, and your bear
or your political opponent is up on a
limb snarling and showing his teeth
at the dogs or the politicians, and then
you ride up. look the ground over, wait
ill your heart stops beating and fire
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
SURGEONS USE BLUE LIGHT
According to Physiciens Of Geneva
It Is Valuable as an An
aesthetic.

A rather new use Of blue light has
been reported from Geneva-namely,
its use as an anaesthetic In dentistry.
In the course Of some experiments to
ascertain the effects Of light Of diff
ferent colors upon the nerves, Profs.
Redard and Emery found that blue
light was very soothing. The some
what remarkable statement is made
that a 1G-candle-power blue light, d.
rected upon the eyes Of a patient for
three minutes, caused him to lose
constituencies to such an extent that
tooth was painlessly extracted, with
out after effects Of any kind. Whether
the anaesthetic was general or only
local is not reported.
It Is probable that had Gen. Pleas.
anton been true scientist and
skillful experimentalist he might
have made some discoveries Of value
to the world, for, as Or. Finsen him
self has saiu: THE general was on
the right track" In 1877 Pleasanton
published book with the following
explanatory title: 1.-THE Influence Of
the Blue Ray of the Sunlight and Of
the Blue Color of the Sky in Develop.
ing Animal and Vegetable Life. in
Arresting Disease and In Restoring
Health in Acute and Chronic Disor.
ders to Human and Domestic AMI.
mails, as Illustrated by the Expert
ments of Gen. A. J. Pleasanton and
Others Between the Years 1861 and
1876, ~
The book is printed on blue paper,
and abounds In fallacious and dog
matte statements. One Of his dicta is:
Light Is the great source OF terrestrial
electricity, magnetism and heat"
Quite large portion of the book is
devoted to testimonials from physi-
clans and various others relating to
the efficacy Of the blue-ray treatment
In cases OF general Ill health, rheuma-
tism, etc. Pleasanton believed that
the results claimed by him were due
to the "juxtaposition of plain uncol.
ored glass and blue glass In the pass
age OF sunlight and the transmitted
blue light Of the armament and the
eliminated blue rays Of the sunlight
through them respectively, which
evolves an electromagnetic current,
which imparts to vegetable or animal
life subjected to 1t an extraordinary
impulse to the development Of their
respective vigor and growth" He OBJ.
tanned q pa.ent for his so-called dis.
covery and for the method Of it's ap
plication.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

The show remained in Washington
two days, cause 1t took all one day and
night to catch the elephants, after the
senator's boy and turned the rats and
mice loose in the ring while the ele-
plants were forming pyramid. Pa
and all the circus hands had to go
away down towards the Bull Run bat
tleield to round them up, and young
Mr.. Senator let me ride one of his
ponies and he and I went along to help
catch the elephants.
We went out through Alexandria to-
wards Bull Run battlefield. There we
overlook pa and the boss canvasman
and the elephant handler, and we met
some farmers coming into Alexandria
with their families. stampeding like
people out west when the Indians go
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
FOOD AND STUDY.
A College Mans Experience.

"All through my high school course
and frat year in college," writes an
ambitious young man, Il struggled
with my studies on q diet OF greasy,
pasty foods, being especially fond OF
cakes and fried things. My system
got into a state OF general disorder
and 1t was difficult for me to apply
myself to school work with any degree
of satisfaction. tried different med
icines and food preparations. but did
not seem able to correct the difficulty.
"Then my attention was called to
Grape-Nuts food and l sampled 1t. l
had to do something, so just buckled
down to a rigid observance OF the d.
rections on the package, and In less
than no time began to feel better. In
a few weeks my strength was restored,
my weight had increased, had
clearer head and felt better in every
particular. My work was simply sport
to what It was formerly.
My sisters health was badly run
down and she had become SO nervous
that she could not attend to her mu-
BIZ. oHc went oh OioPO-Nueo "nN As~
the same remarkable experience that
Il had. Then my brother, Frank who
IS In the post Office department at
Washington city, and had been trying
to do brain work on greasy foods.
cakes and all that, joined the Grape
Nuts army. I showed him what II was
ana could do, and from broken-d down
condition he has developed into q
hearty and efficient man.
Besides these could give account
OF numbers of my fellow-students WHO
have made visible Improvement men,
tally and physically By the use Of this
food" Name given by Postum Co.,
Rnttle creek, Mich. E
There's a reason. Read the little
Book, The Road to MELVILLE" In pksA.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

clock, and you couldn't wind It up; II
might kill him. Now. 30 TO the car.
cause we are going to get out of this
town right on. You make me tired.
And pa helped to lift the slippery seal
into the tank. and looked mad at his
little boy, and hurt the feelings Of the
senator's boy.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
popular Line to the East.

The splendid passenger service OF the
Nickel Plate Road, the care and atten.
ton shown passengers have made i a
favorite with the inexperienced as well az
those accustomed to travel. Every feature
Of the passengers, especially ladies travel
ing alone or accompanied by children, ID
provided. Colored Porters in Uniform are
in attendance to serve the wants Of all
and to see that cars are kept scrupulous-
ly clean. Pullman Sleepers on all trains,
and an excellent Dining service, serving
Individual Club meals or a la Carte at
moderate coat. When travelling East pur-
Road. All trains depart from the La
Sale st. Station, Chicago. For full in
formation regarding tickets, rates. routes,
sleeping car reservations, etc, call on or
address j. y. Callahan, General Agent,
No. Ill Adams St.. Chicago, Ill. ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
lCopyrisht by J. b. Bswiss.l

The Bad Boy and the Senator'S Son
Go on an Elephant Chase--The Sem
ator's Son Gets His Friend Bid to
Dinner at the White House-The
Trained Seal Swallows an Alarm
Clock.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

It's no fun to be right; the fun is TO
prove the other fellow wrong.-N. Y.
Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

"will you loaf me alvaysy, asked the
impecunious nob!eman OF his wealthy
American bride. II viii loaf you for. a
year or two," was the practical reply,
"and then l think you ought 10 go to
work. boston Transcript.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

Itch cured In 80 minutes by Woolford'i
Sanitary Lotion; never fails. Sold b,
Druggists. Mail orders promptly filled b,
DIR. Detchon, Charlottesville. Ind. 81.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

No one will gamsay the beauty of the
girl who can stand the breakfast table
test.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

Write Deere & Mansur Co., Moline, Ill
Dept. 4, for free booklet on "More Corn o
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

1t takes married genius to invent |
new excuse.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
WHEN THE WORM TURNS.
The Cook Finished Her Questions
and the Mistress Took
Hand.


"How many be's there in the fam
lily"
Three. My husband, myself and
daughter"
AN how many help do yez keep
Three girls"
How many afternoons out do yea
let them off?"
Every third Sunday, and one every
week."
Don't they have any evenin's te
themselves?"
"Certainly-every evening after theil
work Is DONE"
But don't they get any whole even.
in's?"
"Oh, yes. One every week."
well, mum, That bein' the case,
think I'll give yez a trial for awhile
anyways"
"Oh, thank you. But just moment
do you play the piano?"
'The PLAINLY, is It? No, mum, I de
not"
We'll, I suppose you can mimic, OF
skirt dance, or. cakewalk, or give dra
matte readings from the poets OF
something like that?"
I'm no actress, num-"
Hum. Well, have you many ex
pensive gowns. dinner dresses, bal
gowns, and SO FORTH"
II dress dacint."
Can you play good game o
bridge"
"Divil a bit. mum. But forty-four.
Ah-h, I'm the great cheat at forty
four"
Dear me, this is too bad But don't
you golf, or tennis, or go in for ath
letics generality"
tits myself Is no tomboy."
This is too bad. too bad. But per
haps you have had your voice cult.
waited and can sing divinely?'
A long stare of wonder and ques
ton, writes Alex Ricketts,, in Puck.
mo? Then I'm afraid you won't do
No, really. you won't do at all You
see, I want somebody who can enter
tain my guests while do the work"
Where You're Most Likely to Be Hurt
Twelve per cent. Of all the acct
dents to people in cities happen on the
streets. Statistics show that the aver
age citizen, II he should meet with
100 serious mischances on his walk,
abroad. would slip on the Ice. and fat
down under other circumstances, g
times; he would get hurt ten times IN
boarding or dismountIng from cars; ht
would be knocked down. or otherwise
injured, by horses and wagons SIX
times; he would be bitten by dogs -four
times, and he would step disastropsly
upon banans-peels twice. The remain.
| ing mishaps would be miscellaneous
and might include one or two col
llsions with motor cars. which have
taken the place Of bicycles as perth
to the pedestrian. Parsons Maya
| zine. 80 49,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03

Every woman is absolutely sure the
man she gets for husband will allow
her to do just as she pleases in the mat
ter of spending money.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-03-03
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

itching, Blind, Bleeding, PrOtruding Piles:
Druggists are authorized to refund money II
PAzoOINTNENTf fails to cure Inc to l4days. Soc
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-08-17
CANS SAYS DANE
Is HIS MEAT
.
Nelson Advises His Friends that
He Is the One Best
h.. 49, Bet.
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service. .
Goldfeld. New, Aug. 17.--No agreement has
yet been reached as to who shall referee the
forthcoming fight between Nelson and Cans on
Labor day. The sentiment Of the town is in
favor Of George Siler, but some members of the
club object to him the ground that he is
too old to stund the strain Of n long finish fight.
The progress Of arrangements is somewhat
hampered by the illness of President Richard Of
tie Goldfeld Athletic club. He Will be out in
a day or two. Applications for box seats are
pouring IN on the committee from all over the
country. Seats cost SIS, $40, $50 and $25.
Cans still Is slight favorite In the betting,
with the odds about 10 to g., Not much money
hns been placed, and the betting will soon be
even. Cans weighed 1875 pounds and will make
the weight easily.
Cans said: II certainly never felt better
IN my life. Give me ten-foot ring and any
old referee they may name, and I'll do the
rest. I want that belt, and am going to have
1t. know Bat stand a heap Of punish.
ment but I will be there with a blow which
will send him down for the count. am not
AFRAID of him hitting where it will hurt
Battling Nelson said II am ut my strong
est age, and Cans has passed the prime Of
fighters. I have never been knocked out. Neither
of us will foul and both will fight, and you can
tell them to bet all their money that shall
win. l never felt more confident of anything
In my life. My little trot today in the sun
just made me feel like trying out some good
heavyweight. I'm ell right for weight and shall
be at my best on Sept 81
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-08-17
STATE TENNIS TOURNEY
BEGINS TOMORROW

Elaborate preparations have been made for
the state tennis tournament which opens tonor-
row afternoon at the Town and Country club
courts. Prominent players from all over the
state have entered. and the matches promise to
be close and intensely interesting. Fourteen
clubs will participate in the tournament repre-
sentng cities and towns in all parts of the
Red Wing, Lafayette club Of Minnetonka. Mime
tonka Ice Yacht club. Minikahda, White Bear
Yacht, Mahtomedi Town and Country, Kce-
wadin. Ashland Avenue, Minnesota Boat club
and the Laurel Avenue club will all enter play
ers 5s-; Or - =
The entries close at o'clock tonight and the
drawings will be made at the Town and Country
club. this evening. meeting Of the state as
ISOLATION will be held at $3.50 tomorrow night at
the Town and Country club for the purpose Of
electing officers for the year. Each club will be
allowed two delegates at the meeting.
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500 LINER
&. A. r. Side Trips.

". II. n. SlQe IIlpS.
To enable visitors to the Twin Cities
to see the beautiful lakes and summer
resorts of Minnesota and Wisconsin and
the great wheat fields Of the west, the
following rates are offered to be in
effect during encampment week: =.
summer tourist destinations in Mime
sofa and Wisconsin,. - g.. -
One fare plus SO cents to all stations
in North and South Dakota, the maxi
mum round trip rate to be 1880: ~
Emerson, Man., $3.50. -'.= !
Winnipeg, Man, $1525. r.!
Dates Of Sale: August 18th to Goth,
1906, inclusive.
Limits: Return limits will be the
same as G.. A. r. tickets. =
For further particulars inquire at
ticket office, 119 Third street S. Il
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The millers dropped the second game of the
series to Toledo yesterday afternoon at Nico]-
let park after they had been crippled by an
injury to Fox and Oyler had been put out Of
the game for being saucy in his remarks to the
umpire. Fox went out Of the game in the
fourth and Graham replaced him, In the next
round Oyler and Sullivan had their dispute and
the little took to the bench. Jimmy Hart
was then taken from the field and put on second
while Graham went to short. Hank ,Gehring
took Harris place. Up to this time the score
was tied, each team having one run, but Thomas
became worried by the errors made and went up
in the air when the second in the eighth
got to first boot y
The game started with the visitors being
blanked in the first, while the millers made
one run. In the second neither side scored,
but in the third the hens decided to tie the thing
up, and in this they succeeded. From the third
to the eighth everything blank far as
registering was concerned, and both teams put
up splendid exhibition of the game.
Abbott was the first at bat for Toledo
IN the eighth, and he an easy out. Nina
han then hit little fly back Of third which
Graham missed after Minnhan went to
second when Thomas passed Clingman, and after
Josh Clark had famed things looked as tho the
millers were going to stop the visitors. This
was only dream, however Odwell, who
was waiting at the plate, hit bender over the
bunch happy.
In their remaining two times at bat the locals
could not find Minahan, and the scoring was
over. These teams will meet again today at
Nicollet park. and Hank Gehring or Cadwallader
fCr iirra 13e
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-08-17
AMERICAN WON OUT
IN BERLIN CHESS PLAY

Berlin, Aug. 1.-THE international chess tour.
nanent at Nuremburg, which began July %,
came to close yesterday. Frank J. Marshall,
American Won the first prize with 1919 wins,
having lest not single game.
second place was taken by O. Duras with
eleven wins. This the young Bohemian
players second appearance in an interna.
expect him to develop formidable strength in the
next few years. Schlechter. who won the first
prize at the recent Ostend interna tional tourna.
ment, and Fle1schmann divided third and fourth
money. -
The two great surprises of the tournament
were the poor play of Tarrasch and Janowskf
Ihe former, who overwhelmed Marshall at Nm.
remourg about year ago, took tenth place,
M WI Jano"skl ended the list bracketed with
the Russian player Przepiorka
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isle Royale and Return $1,000"

Every Thursday, Saturday and Sun.
day until Aug. 80 inclusive, the Great
Northern Railway will sell round trip
tickets to Isle Royale Ports via Duluth
and Booth Line steamers 9. Easten -
and 1880 City" for the extremely low
rate of $1,000, including berth and
T !Th viii be good returning tbs
following Monday. Those sold on Sat-
urday and Sunday good returning tho
following Thursday This allows a lay
over at Isle Royale of about "a hours.
City Ticket Office, corner Third and
Nicollet. MINNEAPOLIS. MINI.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-08-17
JAMES FLYNN OUT
FOR TOMMY BURNS

Los Angeles, CAL Aug 17.-All signs point to
early match for Tommy Burns despite the
sidestepping of Kaufman and others. Jim
Flynn, the heavyweight from Pueblo. Col. today
wired that he would fight Burns Sept. H. pro-
vided Kaufman had not agreed to accept the
date Burns readily accepted Flynn's offer and
articles of agreement were forwarded to Flynn
today.
Flynn is one of the toughest propositions in
the light heavyweight division, and bids fair
to he at the top before many months Ths
fans remember the great battle he put up
against Root at Pueblo in 1902.