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New-York tribune., 1906-05-20

mus. Lett Quarantine 1926 o m -
steamer Seguranca, Oakee Nav TDrograso
= ana Havana To- to Ward & Co ,Tifb gl9 mas
seees mails and mdse Arrived at the Rar az 1O.44 m
steamer l2beia (8), Watson Plymouth AuriI % ana
FoWey May l. with china clay to Hammill CSiIIssDie
at 1O3O m. - a. ''-0 "--
Steamer Monroe Hulphers Newport News and Nor
lolh % me Old Dominion Steamship Company with pas
ersaahq ndse: Left Quarantine at 2:5B . m
y outeTbridGe & Co 100 passengers mails and
nose Arrived at the Bar a m.
hsht breeze; cloudy and hazy
SAILED
Steamers Mesaba CBr). London St Paul Southampton
va Fyouth and CherbOurg K6nign (CIer Naples
nhria tI3r), Liverpool
S ana pTo Antwerp via Dover sican Prince C3 Naples
anu IaIeIIno; C1uia Aust) Naples. and Trieste:
Itt Naidersee Ger. Hamburg via Dover: Columbia )
ST5Ti 1t-taghe ltIl Havre Manchester Merchant
tIJ Newport News: Narragansett (BF)
tfer Amsterdam; Cameron CESr). Newport News: Brew
ster erl owden jamaica Cherokee (out on trial trim
and reurned); Uller (NOrl ST kits Denerara: Mar
caibo Ia Guayra Curacao Carolina San Tian ana
ayaSuez; Merida Havana TlntoFetto (Er) Manchester.
Monlcan tt3rl, Newport News: Pydna (BF). West Fay
- AIieghany (tier Kingston. SavRnilla Finance
Coion; Windber, san Juan Jefferson Norfolk New
port News El PasO, New Orleans City Memphis Sa-
vannah ~ Siglo Galveston; orlnoco (Br Southampton
VIA hllPston Colon etc Chesapeake. Baltimore; Linda
Caprly lNorl Dunkirk and NewpOrt Werdenfels (3er)
Cape Town Algoa Bay etc. Apache, Charleston Jack
sonV1Ie; Concho Key West and Galveston; Wells city
(BT), Bristol, 80 -
New-York tribune., 1906-05-20

300 m
200 p m
New-York tribune., 1906-05-20
:. s,-o,-v,,ol fnunaTd
Carcnia, LiVerpooI' UuI'''I -
WEDNESDAY. MAY
TRANsPACIF1c MAILS.

Destination and steamers. Close In ~ Y
Australia except West). Fill Islands ana
cou%er and Victoria To-day 500 m
Guam and Philippine slands-U 5 -
transport (via San francisco May Z l2:3O m
Hawaii Japan, and Chna--Man-
churia (via Franctsco). May IL IZ'So n m
Fang Maru via seattie May 81 m
~New Zealand. Australia except West)
New Caledonia Samoa, Hawaii and
Fiji Island-Sonoma (vta san Fran
CISCO May - LOU q m
carrying the British mail
arrive in time connect with
dispatch, extra mas-cosing at 1890 m, $50 m.
9:3O a m and . m: Sundays at 1890 m, 4:3O m .
a . n--WIn be made and forwarded until the
arrival OF the Cunard steamer.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-20
Proposals

TVORT sLOCUM. n. Y. MAY 10. lsea-
sealed proposals. IN triplcats for o1ssnsiol - -
distribution system here. WIN be received uh'-
A. NJ. Nav -, lNoA Information furuahoo On a.
ton, T. s. reserves right reject aceept - a.
bids parts theTeoG Envelopes COntainiue w.. -
should be marked Proposals for extension OF
tribution uSsteu,' addressed Z, y. JONES 9. ~
New-York tribune., 1906-05-20
OUTGOING STEAMERS.
MONDAY. MAY q.

Vessel no -, Vessel
nFor'coo 'ss,-foIs- ola Ialls Mail closes sails.
' N Noiiillol, 300 m
TUESDAY. MAY %
8, Eg,i,a ~ n5ellen , Z L.. 2;30 m
SamGsuey Santiago Ward. ... 19.0o +, :" 80 a a " y
elaVOnfa, Naples. Cunard. ....... -. - ,..cn ~
80 ntlfaanaH $500
'''''-s ~AsNe-'' 2'esA9 m
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-03-13

Fu6 manana primaveraI caliente cuando el
las habtuaes cartas de corresponsales
de comisionistas, de6 en- la ferretera roo largo,
apretado envuelto en- faja azul, eliqueta
sada.
Inchaurrandeta cogi6 entire dedos herrumbro
SOS aquel rolo bonio palpaudolo peo habia
la puerta 10 dej6 las dentro de la jaua de
los guarismos
Ali estaba ell caro-, con oldo de Iona su farol
polvoriento mastfn peludo.
Hubo que subir hierro de Ia cueva, hubo que des-
colgar de alambre hub2 que traer reios de-
arados sonaron las esquas pendentes racimos des-
coga7onse mazorcas de cascsbeles sobre los platos
de las bahamas oyeronSe grsnzadas de pergones
la epoca de Ia actvidad campesina la orescencia de
la prinavera removendo hasa los fosos de la ferete
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-03-13
FRANCISCO ACEBAL

Hablaba de el de 81 SOLO :porque de cuando
cuando surgia su nombre las apretadas Ii
Vcenta recorrio les renglones por
Caorce veces, sehor, le cita-
ban!
Pero solo Su nombre era inteligble
Recorrieron las paginas llenas de estampas, que
tambien debajo tenan nombre.
Pero del texto, NADIA NADIA.
Conierou POGO.
Vicenta, la que comfa dio vueltas una idea
extra6a extraordnaria pero salvadora-Aqu{ nadie
tiende esa lengua endemoniada-- ea;-aquf
hero, hero
E5os dependencies. uno.
Yo sc qui6n 10 sabe, quien 10 enende.
ST, Indsleco, yo Sc quien 10 sabe pero no me
atrevo.
Sabe poquto; es 10 bastante.
ST. ST 10 sabe
Sc 10 ensenaron; seas bobo
Les ahorraba un sueldo por ESQ 10 ensenaron
La spondepcia de las fabrcas francesas la des
pacha ella
Su comercio no es como el tuyo, no seas booo.
Necestan Ia lnoda necesitan rozarse blen con las
cosas de Francia.
Toda la ropa blanca viene de Francia
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
Noted Men | Have Never Interviewed
BY THE INTERVIEWER.

A NDREW CARNEGIE is the bon
n niest Ctwo MS, please) son of
bonny Scotland. He was born in
Dunfermline. Fifeshire, in 1887. and dis
covered America in 1S4s, claiming all
that section of Pennsylvania adjacent 10
and including Pittsburg by right of
discovery. Beginning life as weavers S
apprentice he rapidly mounted the lad
der of fame, landing a good job as a
messenger boy for a telegraph company
three years later.
His experience while acting in the
capacity of messenger boy imbued him
with the desire to establish circulating
Libraries throughout the world and in
portions of Scotland.
Out of his first years salary as mes
senger boy be purchased a large steel
rolling mill near Pittsburg. He became
the leading roller of the country. What
he didn't know about steel couldn't be
learned by close perusal of the Con-
gressional Record. He was the first to
introduce the Bessemer process in this
country. He made a very great deal
found it convenient to retire and give
lu6 rest Ol us d CAdHCc
Mr.. Carnegie lives in a magnificent
castle called Skibo pronounced Skidoo)
in Scotland, but he votes the Repub-
lican ticket in this country.
There was no one at home when 1
crossed the thistle patches that grew
ever and anon among the heather sur
rounding Skidoo Castle.
''Hoot, man." said I. pounding on the
big front door. is Andee in?"
Abide a wee an we'll see," answered
a Scotch highball voice
1 was told that he was out in the
world somewhere distributing Libraries
to unread people.
'1s 1t a fact, Andy, that your one
great desire is to die poor? If it is, I
should like to observe that I have a
large-handled wheelbarrow backed up
to the castle door. though that isn't
from SUCH"
"Ah, weel. mon, Aye meet as weel tell
We. Aye ha' been misquoted. 1 dinna
ken whee a mon need be asheemed to
ha plenty O. money all the time"
How many Libraries have you given
away?"
A very greet mony. Aye meet as weel
tell ye that Aye hoold tn deemond-
studded beelt as tn champeen giver of
leebraries in tn woorld.''
rs it true that it is more pleasant to
give than receiver" l asked
"Eet is-when ye ha' all We want.
Wheen We ha' moot, eet is ma sa ex-
heelerating."
AS my eyes wandered over skidoo
Castle 1 was charmed with the modest
manner in which it was furnished with
all the comforts and luxuries that cash
down could buy. There wasn't pic
ture from the magazine section of
Sundays newspaper on any of the walls
and the laundryman called at the castle
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
Getting Up Good Nafured.
BY DOROTHY FEEiSoRE.

For 1t Is doubtful II anybody has really
good disposition who has to spend an
hour or two on arising IN getting himself
straight with the world; or whether any
body who starts the day right every day
can be divested Of good disposition
Certainly to get UP with smile means
exactly the same thing as being well dis
posed toward the world and it's inhabi-
tants. while wakening with a frown
means just the other thing.
1t seems to be more or less true that
women weep more often in their sleep
than men, and that men laugh more often
in their sleep than women This appears
to be true OF boys and girls as well as
of grown folk.
Women weep more than men in a waking
state, and men probably laugh more than
women also, which would be the easiest
way of accounting for a similar state OF
affairs in slumber.
But 1t makes the gift Of rising good
natured more rare among women tnan
among men. one would suppose. for the
entirely obvious reason that laughter con-
duces TO joy more than tears.
To awaken with a smile, to begin the
day with laugh, to dress in good spirits
and eat ones breakfast in joyous COM
panionship, to whistle and sing on the
way to works there anything more
likely to conquer the world?
To arise with a scowI. 70 hate ones
bath, and the donning OF ones clothing.
to sit silent and solitary at breakfast. to
crouch all the way downtown-is there
anything that better deserves to lose ones
friends, family and home?
Whether getting up good-natured can
be cultivated or not I do not know; but
if it can be, 1t certainly deserves to be.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
Maria MifcheH's Beer

Professor Maria Mitchell, the noted as
tronomer. was once ordered lager beer by
her physician as a tonic. On the way to
visit her sister, Mrs. Joshua Kendall of
Cambridge. she stopped at grog shop
ct was before the ro-license regime) and
bought bottle OF beer, which she asked
her brother-in-law to open for her.
The Mitchell family, says the Boston
Herald, spoke the "plain" language
among themselves.
Where did thee get 1t, Maria?" ques-
toned her sister.
"At the saloon on the corner" replied
Miss Mitchell, serenely.
why, Maria! Doesn't thee know re-
spectacle women don't go into such
places!
"Oh,' said Miss Mitchell. in the manner
of one who has done all that could be re-
quired, 81 told the man he ought to be
thoroughly ashamed Of his traffic"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
OCCIDENTAL
ACCIDENTALS
BY A. H. WATERH0USE
ALFALFA PHILOSOPHY.

ALFALFA PHILOSOPHY.
MO. 1 can't say at think any man
NJ deserves 'ternal punishment, but
1 I've saw some cases where 1 jedged
at million years or so wouldn't be fur
frum right.
The wisdom at comes with age may be
a good thing to have. but I've saw lots of
1t that would have ben willin' to trade
bout carload of itself for jest one of the
red an glitt'rin' times that makes OF
youth one hilarious tarararaboomdeay.
FRS a man an woman go a-strayin'
an pickin' the posies in the field of evil
together. an then she pays the penalty
fur both, vile the man cultivates a inno-
cent look. Course 1 amt kickin'. Why
should I? I'm man. an git the benefit
of the systim, don't 1?
AS l understand 1t. the decision of the
court wus that Henry H. Rogers would
have to ans'er them lawsuit questions
fore the Judgment bar o. the Almighty,
an prob'ly not this side Of that.
Lots O. ortomobile owners wouldn't RELY
need chawfer eff 'twan't at they have
to have somebody ter be arrested an pay
the fines.
The Elder couldn't git Sister Blinks to
5sine the church till one day he happened
to menshun that Heavens the greatest
bargain counter ever offered to suff rim
humanity. She jined the next Sunday.
The youth that, at twenty, knows more'n
his father does, frequently knows a dern
sight less AN the old gentleman when an
other ten or a dozen years has rolled
round.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
a WOMAN rHERE WAS

woman there was in the bloom of youth
All and ah ne but the price we payl
Who listened to lies and esteemed them truth
And the knave and the woman may meet
alway-
So she bartered her soul for long. long
All, for the kisses. and, oh, for their painl-
And she sank TO the depths with a sigh Of
bliss
For why should We weep when the tears
are vain?
And ever and ever 1t runs this way;
The man may natter; the woman must pay,
And the day Of is long, long day.
As those in the depths maintain
The man went his way. and he needed no
whit
What would you have? man is man
And his in the circles exclusive was
writ
Give thanks as you must for society's plan
But the woman, God help her. sank lower and
All. for the woman. The price she must
payi-
And her sisters were shocked at her conduct
How choice is society's way!
But thus 1t has been since woman and man
First noticed primrose. admiring Its plan.
And gathered q few on the path, 1t ran
Close unto the Slough OF Dismay.
Now I don't say word for the scandalous
ones
When feel that we all should condemn.
For theirs is course that my rectitude shuns
And I am not constructed like them:
But I'd like to suggest, when q woman goes
wrong
fTis fact you may never have known
When she picks few posies while strayfng
along.
She rarely goes SHINING alone
And II justice were justice. tits not today.
Both the man and the woman for pleasure
would pay,
And she wouldn't weep while he sneaked
away,
And left her their guilt to atone
'.The poor girl had a great longing to
be considered fine-looking and attractive"
How do you know"
'sWhy, she left note saying that she
committed suicide so that the newspapers
would be certain to describe her once as
a beautiful young woman .
ssIt is sad case. They were engaged,
but the engagement has been broken"
What was the cause?"
I'm an evil hour she sung to him. and,
unfortunately, he possesses an ear for
music"
"He asserted that man may live for
ever. without the change which we
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
ARMY AND NAVY DEsERTIoNs.
.UBLIC condemnation of the of deserton from the Un
States army navy said by high authority be the

DUBLIC condemnation of the of
States army navy said by high authority be the only
effective remedy for the prevalence of that dsonorabe
method of from duties assumed enlistment Public
tment said rather favor than condemn soldier
deserts time of peace and Secretary Taft Admiral
express the that of appears
and Navy Departments powess keep large
percentage deons unless the public assists apprehndng
and puts the ban of public dsapproval
loyalty.
Something, however be said behalf of
soldier With the increasing prosperity of the country nearly
branch Of industry reasonable that there
the of those who expected keep
and hold themselves readiness
their country To pay the soldier S3 per
of keeping ambitious from entering the
MANY better rewards offering all around him the soldier
likely feel himself little than slave such wages
General Sherman who said could hardly
with all the, cardinal virtues for Sig per month
Ten per of the who enlist in the
prove In the of sudden that
OF dscOnented element might prove costly weak
ening of the Efforts being improve the
of soldiers by having libraries readingooms lunch
and gymnasium provided
For that purpose 100000 has been expended additional
preparations being That very improvement
but should be accompanied by generous pay AS
country advances prosperity the soldier get his
the forward movement we expect him to stay content
Boston physician soemny you can get skate on by
inhaing gasoline explicit automobile jag-
Philadelphia Press.
phaw
Lets purify something that drink-Adana Journal
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

sequence Of a bend IN the channel by far
the large portion Of the water is sent
down by the Canadian side. The breadth
OF the Canadian side. about 2SOO feet. is
increased by an upward bend in It's line.
On that side is the grandest cataract,
which was named Horseshoe Fall"
This fall Is about 80 feet in height. The
Victoria Fall on the Zambesi River is
400 feet deep, bounded by perpendicular
walls of basalt. and is less than 200 feet
in width. AS to which Of these two falls
is the grandest is like beauty in woman,
matter of individual opinion.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

succinct bit
of wisdom
involved in
p u n C his
DON'T" up
to the care
fully con-
sidered and
p o n derous
b o o k s of
$ e n tinen-
talists and
5 c 1 entists,
when t h e
time comes
I h e man
and woman
& o a n q
marry as
t h e y will,
and not as
S o melody
else would
have them.
1t W a 5
p T o b ably
intended it
should be
that WaV.
or II would
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
Pardoned.

"Who is that NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
man?'' asked the stranger.
Dat man saved me good deal Of trou-
BILE once" replied the man on the corner.
He interrupted me in de middle of a
sentence, and
"Ah. I see. You were going to say
something improper and"
"Nawi 1 wuz in de penitentiary an he
wuz Governor of de State at de time
Philadelphia Ledger.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

day and cen Moo Jersey tomorrow.
COON aroond some day and ha' a
leebrary on me-"
thanked him and told him I was
well supplied with literature-that our
library at home had all the interesting
books of the day, including the revised
city ordinances, Webster Davis "Ac-
count of the Boer War" and the True
Story of the Life of Lydia Pinkham."-
Chica go Journal
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
The Modernisf.

This world gets better year by yeart
Philosophers have made it clear.
Its chief defect OF old. you see.
Was lack OF folks like you and me.
With men like US to make it move
The world is certain to improve.
Washington Star.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

while I was there, which refutes the
base rumor that the washing is done at
home every Monday. l saw no loose
change lying around, but the surround
ings convinced me that Mr.. Carnegie
must be very wealthy man.
"Ah, weel, must ye be a-going? But
that's the wee o. the woorld-here to-
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
When He Got Even.

Mrs. Wiggs-I can't imagine what you
can see to laugh at in this rough weather.
John.
Mr. Wiggs-Oh, It's nothing. was only
thinking of your mother waiting for lis
at the corner, that's aIl.-Pick-Me-Up.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
Putting Him Wise.

Senior photographer)-W way
shall l turn my eye?
hotographer-Toward that sign, please.
(Sign reads: Terms cash. ")-Cornell
Widow
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

not happen so often. But OF all the gifts
that either bride or bridegroom can bring
into the welded state the most valuable
single accomplishment probably is that
of waking UP in the morning-and every
neutrality-suspicious.
1t is not even outweighed by what
seems to be a much larger and more
inclusive gift, that Of good disposition
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
An Insinuafion.

greatly improved since sne took up physi-
cal culture?''
"Yes. I understand she has changed
drug stores. ."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

WESTERN PACIFIC-F. J.. Clipper
Gap. Cal. A person seeking employment
with the Western Pacific Railway Com
pany should send application to the gem
erai ofice, San Francisco, and 1t will be
referred to the proper department
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

PRESIDENT-J. G. G., City. The
President of the United States Is not
elected by direct vote. The voters cast
their ballots for electors, who in turn
cast theirs for the candidate they rep
resent, but there is nothing to prevent
the electors from casting their ballot for
any one they desire.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

ARITHMETIC-A Subscriber, City
Your question as to how much GER
tain party would gain by change Of
date in lease is one of simple arith-
metic, a class of questions that this de-
partment does not answer.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09
Answers TO Queries.

HARMoNICs- Virginia City, New.
Harmonics are taught and played on the
mandolin.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

II EW things in this world make so
r little difference to those involved as
the advice offered TO either man or
woman regarding marriage. From that
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

Special information supplied dailv tn
business houses and public men bv the
Press Clipping Bureau (Allen'sl. 80 Calf
forria street Telephone Main 1912.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

Townsend's California gIace fruits
and choicest candies In artistic fire.
etched boxes. New store, 767 Market.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

name dying, II he has faith enough. and
1 think he would have demonstrated
the truth of his assertion IL something
unfortunate had not happened"
what was it?''
He died.
"That seems to disprove the truth
of his theory. does 1t not?'
"Oh, no. 1t merely shows that he
didn't have faith enough.
"He must be man of the very highest
education
Eyes? What makes you think SOP
''why, he uses none but the very
choicest English.
unfortunately. 1 do not know him.
Could you give me an Illustration
Certainly. For instance. if he were in
troduced to you he would not say. I am
glad to meet you; instead he would re-
mark, 1T affords me unspeakable pleasure
thus to be precipitated into congenial ap-
Proclamation with YOU Don't you recog-
nize that he must be highly educated?"
Either that, or lingual fool
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

TWO FALLsA Subscriber. Oakland
Cal. At the falls of the Niagara River
twenty-five miles from Lake Erie, tn
river has a breadth Of 4750 feet, but 1T
center is occupied by Goat Island. con
tanning about seventy-five acres. In con
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

HE asserted that man may live for
ever. without the change which we
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

bill has been introduced into Congress o purify pshaw,
Let's purify something that drink-Atana Journal
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

.It is a sad case. They were engaged,
but the engagement has been broken
What was the cause?"
'Tn an evil hour she sung to him, and,
unfortunately, he possesses an ear for
music"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-09

A Boston physician soemnly that you can 2
inhaing fumes of gasoline To be explicit. of
Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-05-11
RUNNING SORES ON LIMBS.
Little Girls Obstinate Case Of gcsms
Mother ssys: "Cutieurs Remedies
q Uousehold standby"

Last year, after having my little girl
treated bya very prominent physician for
an obstinate Ease ~ eczema I resorted 90
the CuticurA Remedies. and was 30 we'll
pleased with the almost Instantaneous re-
lief afforded that we discarded the physi-
clans prescription and relied entirely on
the Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment and
Cuticura Pills when We commenced with
the Cuticura Remedies her feet aud limits
were covered with running sores. In
about six weeks We had her com pls'cly
we'll. and there has boon no recurrence ~
the trouble We find that the Cuticura
Remedies are a valuable household stand
by. living "a We do twelve miles from a
doctor, aud where II costs from twenty 90
twenty-five dollars % come up on the
mountain. Mra. Lizzie Vincent Thomas
Fairmount, waldcn's Ridge, Tenn, Oct.
l3. 1906"