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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-29
forecast OF the weather conditions FOR
the coming month.
Month. July. FOR 80 years.
TEMPERATURE

forecast OF the weather conditions FOR
the coming month:
Month. July. FOR 80 years.
TEMPERATURE.
Mean or normal temperature. % de-
gfees
The uamest mouth was that OF
1901. with an average ot Sl degrees
The roldest month was that OF 1877
with du average OF u degrees.
The highest temperature was lQl de-
grets on July n. 1901.
The lowest temperature was % de-
gfees on July 9, 1902
The earliest date ON which FIRST "k.'l-
iug frost occurred n autumn Sept o.
Average date on which frs, Killing.
frost occurred ln autumn, OrL u.s.
Average date on which ias' killing
frost occurred IN spring, April D.
The latest date on which last killing"
frost occurred ia spring June lN
PRECIPITATION
Average for the month. SO inch
Average number Of days with on Of
an inch or more, T.
The greatest monthly precipitation
was 2i2 inches 10 1874
The least monthly precipitation WAS
trace 90 1856 and 1892
The geatest amount of precipitation
recorded il any q consecutive hours
was 20 inch on July 30 1885,
The greatest amount of snowfall re-
corded iu amy a consecutive hours ree-
ord extending 20 winter OF lSsi-5 only
Was Inches on J.
CLOUDS AND WEATHER
Average number ~ clear days. IS.
partly cloudy days, TO- cloudy days. g.
WIND.
The prevailing winds have been from
Che southeast
Tho average hourly velocity OF the
wind is six miles.
The highest velocity % the wind was
A. miles from the north, on july /, 1903.
station salt Lake City, Utah. Date
OF issue. July 81, 1905.
h. j. HYATT.
Lolal F0rer8ster
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-29
ANGLERS CLUB
EXCURSION
To Provo Canyon Sunday July /

Leave salt Lake a. m. Returning
leave Upper Falls $50 .. "a. ana 1.30
.. %. Trout and chicken dinner at
Upper Falls Good fishing Everybody
invited.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-29
THE VERY BEST REMEDY FOR
BOWEL TROUBIF

Mr. " T BoUoushs. an old and we'll
kho"n resident OF Button, Ind. SAYS: "A
regard ChamheIlain.s collie Cholera and
Diauhoea Remedy as the very best rem
cay Tor UoWcl trouble ] make this state.
ment after having used the remedy In my
family fQr several years. am never with
out IT, FoI sale by an druggists
The Lake Shore road al Calder's de-
lights the little folks.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-29
ADJUSTMENTS.

Theater-The sale for next weeks
presentation OF The WIZ" by Her
schel Mayall and his players is going
on az the Salt Lake theater, The
prices will be- the same as those iu
vogue az the Orpheum.
Saltair-A decided feature ~ next
weeks engagement OF the Royal Hl-
Wailar band will be the playing OF
special music for dancing boy the band
each evening after the concert. A1-
other fact that Is relied on Co roll up
The attendance Is that there win be G1
charge whatever over the railroad fare
Of % cents. except Tor reserves.
Many people We're under the
impression that after reaching The
pavilion they would be called upon
10 buy a ticket Tor The concert
Orphcum-A really rare perform
ancc OF Old Heidelberg was that
given 40 The Orpheum last night on tho
occasion ~ the representation OF the
play Nothing that Mr NAVAL and
Miss Stuart and their associates have
done since their arrival in Salt Lake
has met with greater favor or shown
more artistic finish than this fine old
dramatic success. II was a positive
pleasure to behold Mr.. Mayars superb
impersonation Of the alternately merry
and unhappy prince. To witness the
exquisite portrayal Of Miss Suarts
Katie was % see just such % gu.eless
and trusting peasant girl, as the role
called for, iu the far-aWay fatherlaud.
The intellectual unconcern impaired 20
the character 81 DR.. Jutner by Gus
Mortimer was the work OF am artist
The courtly air and stately stride Of
Mr. Barrett disclosed an INTELLIGENT
conception of the minister Of state. As
Lutz. the princes valet. Mr. Clements
fairly outdid himself Mr.. MacIean
again played the part of the leader of
the nbald ana reckless students. "Old
Heidelberg viii be seen for the last
time tonight Tomorrow afternoon
and evening viii witness the presenta-
ton 81 Alabama" which will wind uu
the company's work at The Orpheum.
Grand-Thc Grand was crowded 10
It's utmost capacity last evening. and
many who sought admission were
turned away. on the occasion OF the
first presentation 81 Dora Thomc." hy
the Ethel Tucker stock company
Bertha ". Clay has written many In
t"resting stories but none more popu-
lar than the one upon which last
nights play is founded IN fact. the
phrase. by the author Of Dora
Thoue' IS al-sufideut 20 elicit in-
slant attention o. any piece Of ltera-
ture bearing that simple line. The
story has been psrused by millions OF
English and American readers. and has
been translated into many language.
The drama. taken from the pleasing
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02
PERSONAL MENTION

| Miss Nettie Dool, of Gearing, was IN
] the city Saturday
| Mrs. Jesse Everist, of Albion, was ir
the city Saturday
Mrs. Kate Beach, of Albion, visited
| in the city Saturday.
4 Mrs. Glenn Durham, of Albion, spent
Saturday in the CITY,
Mrs. j. J. Filler, of Albion, spent
Saturday in the city.
Rev. j. M. Plumb spent Saturday at
| ST. Anthony on business.
| Mr. Will Trease, of Liscomb, was in
| the city Saturday on business.
Messrs. A. B. and A. c. Clay, of Gill
| man, were in the city Saturday.
Mr.. w. II. Jones was in Rhodes Sat
urday looking after business matters.
Mr.. j. D. Fraiey and daughter Vivian,
of Albion, We're in the city Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs Bryant Russell, of Lis
comb, We're Saturday visitors in the
city.
Mr.. B. w. Sinclair went to Chicago
Sunday to stay for few days on bus
mess.
Mr. Carroll Goodwin, of Des Moines
is in the city visiting his brother, MIR.
w. l.. Goodwin.
Mr.. ]. c. Myers and stepdaughter,
Donna Swift. of Liscomb, spent Satur-
day in the city.
Mrs Burt Pollock, of Clemens, and
Mrs. 7. j. Pollock, Of Gearing, were in
the city Saturday.
Mr. Thomas Fuller went to Ames
this morning to visit for week with
friends at Iowa State College.
Miss Jennie Elliott, of Chicago, spent
Sunday in the city with her cousin,
Mr.. C. L. Tallman, and family.
Mrs. Addie Pegg and daughter Helen
spent Sunday in LeGrand with Mrs
Pegs sister, Mrs. A. M. Hanson.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Sieg spent Sun
day in Gilman at the home Of Mrs.
Sieg's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Jonathan
Read.
Mrs. Tom Maxwell and children,
Margaret and Jack, of Oskaloosa, spent
Saturday in the city at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. ]. M. Speer.
Miss Nettie Patton, of the Nevada
schools, who is al Liscomb visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. T. w. Patton,
spent Saturday in the city.
Mrs. Henry Stickler arrived home
Saturday afternoon from Omaha,
where she has been for two months
visit with her daughter, Mrs. w. S.
Loree.
Rev. and Mrs. C. w. McCord left to-
day for Iowa City, where they will re-
main for visit of few days with
friends. Rev. McCord was formerly d
pastor at Iowa City.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. G. Wolken and son
Dan, Mr. and Mrs. D. G. Wolkerl, Mr..
and Mrs. John Wolken, Messrs. w. L.
Lippincott, John Rubenbauer D. L.
Myers and John Baer; Miss Maggie
Baer and nieces, IneZ and liza Good
man; Mrs. Bertha Botnen and Miss
Tillie Tjossen, all Of Dillon, spent Sat-
urday in the city.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02
LOCAL MARKETS.
Prices Paid to Farmers by Marshall.
town Dealers.

Prices Paid to Farmers by Marshall.
town Dealers.
The following prices are quoted by
Marshalltown dealers for the different
varieties Of farmers provisions, grain.
produce and poultry, also for hides.
tallow, wool, pelts and skins:
Hogs.
Britain & Co., for farmers hogs. de-
livered in wagon load lots at their
yards. or bought by their country
statesmen. are paying The following
prices today:
Premium hogs, 100 to 200 pounds
800
Pigs, 14o to 1sO-5.75.
W. H. Sloppy. at his elevator. will
pay the following prices any time
this week:
Good dry corn-33
Good white oats-25.
Rye-56.
Wheat-75.
Timothy seed-1.00.
Clover seed-S00.
Timothy hay-750.
Straw-4.5O@5.00
beneulCC 81 Co., quote the IOl.
lowing prices in effect today:
Corn, ear or shelled-34.
Oats-25.
Barley-33@35.
Choice timothy hay, baled-&
Straw-4.00@4.5O
Country Produce.
D. S. Good Grocery Co. quotes the
following prices in trade for country
produce which will be effective thru
Thursday of this week:
Butter, fresh, strictly choice coun.
try-23.
Eggs, strictly fresh-12k.
Vegetables are quoted as follows:
Cabbage cents pound.
Potatoes-40@45 bushel,
Turnips-60.
Parsnips-60.
Onions-,65.
Carrots-60.
Poultry, Eggs and Butter.
Swift & Co during the balance
Of the week, will pay at their Office
the following prices for farmers poul-
try, eggs and packing stock butter:
Turkeys. No. 10.
Old Toms-9.
Hens-7.
Smooth springs.
Shaggy young roosters-k.
Old Cocks.
Ducks-7.
Geese.
Butter, packing stock-11
Eggs, fresh. cash-12.
Hides and TaIIow.
II. Willard, Son & Co.. will pay dur.
ing the rest of the week, the following
prices:
No. green hides.
No. 2 green hides-7.
Horse hides-2.50@3.00
Tallow, No. IA.
Tallow, No. 2-3.
Rough fat.
Sheep pelts-5o, IS and s1.ss.
Wool.
Bright u to as-24@26.
Semi bright-23
Coarse and low braidv21.
Light fine-22@2s.
Heavy fine-1s@20.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

points in Minnesota, Wisconsin, the
Dalotas, Manitoba, Saskatchewan and
the Canadian northwest, and on the
first and third Tuesdays of each month
to points in the south, southeast, west
and southwest. Rate one fare plus 81.
Liberal limits and stop-over privileges.
For rates and further particulars call
on agents or address A. B. Cults, G.
p. & T. A, Minneapolis, MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02
Through Tourist Car Service to Cali
fornia via Chicago Great Western

Two cars per week, one leaving Mar
shalltown $50 a. M. every Thursday
via Kansas City and Rock Island lei
Paso route, arriving Los Angeles 1866
o. M the following Sunday, the other
via Kansas City and Santa Fe Route.
leaving at 7:05 p. m. every Thursday
arriving Los Angeles 1928 a. m. the fol-
lowing Monday. For further inform;-
ton apply to ]. r. Harding, agent.
Marshalltown, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02
WIN. II. VESTS MlNsrRELs.
Coming to the odeon Tomorrow Even

SSuuuS " SuS SdSOu wv .VSf'
ing.
McDevitt & Kelly are brace of
comedians such as one seldom finds
under the influence of burnt cork
Manager Ricaby feels justified in en-
ploying these really funny fellows. in
asmuch as all other features belong to
the William H. West Big Jubilee Min
strels are of the very highest stand
ard.
George S. Van G. L. Wade and half
dozen other celebrities of the unctiousl
fun school. likewise assist in the pres
entation of the many laugh provoking
features, which in conjunction with
several startling novelties, and a mus
ical entertainment of special force and
quality, ought to furnish most de-
lightful evening of minstrel progress
siveness at the Odeon tomorrow even
ing. Seats now on sale. A street par
ade will be given at noon.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02
ATTENTION, LADIES.
Advance Sale at Benedict & Hrintna

Advance Sale at Benedict & BrintnaII.
We will put on sale tomorrow morn
ing at s o'clock so pieces OF,
organdie in white ground with
black figures and mercerized
stripe; also in the light blue, tan
and linen colors, with mercerizetl
stripes and figures, for 10c a yard. Two
patterns to each customer. Sale closes
at IL o'clock sharp. Benedict & Brint-
NALL
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02
Orqandie Sale.

If you want the greatest values ever
offered, attend the organdie sale to-
morrow morning at o'clock; so pieces
from which to select for 10c yard.
Only two patterns to each customer.
Benedict & Brintnall.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Homeseekers' Excursions.
The Iowa Central will sell round
trip excursion tickets every Tuesday to
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Special sale tomorrow on the lates.
styles in skirts. Mrs. j. j. Weber l''
10 ct state street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The Ladies Auxiliary will give d
penny social tomorrow night at the l.
M. C. A. at 100 Admission Tree.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Dance tonight CMonday) at Forney's
hall. Ferguson's orchestra. Evening
tickets so cents
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

ONLY S17 buys a five drawer Rubee
sewing machine-our big seiief
Schmidt. the sewing machine man.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Special convocation of Signet Chap
ter, this, Monday evening, for work in
P. NJ degree. Be present if possible.
Gavel falls at 1880. G. r. Norris, sec
rotary; l. I. Forbes, H. P.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The Ladies' Cemetery Aid Society
will meet Wednesday afternoon with
Mrs. /. S. Rist and Mrs. R. S. Fulmer,
at the Rist home, 303 South Fifth
street
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

We have an unlimited amount of gas
house coke for sale. You can secure
it of any of the city dealers or thru US
Marshalltown Light, Power & Railway
Company
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

You can get your work done on short
notice if you go to Jones' wall paper
and paint store. Prices as low as the
lowest. los East State street
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The second division of the Ladies
Aid of the M. E. church will serve an
Easter dinner Wednesday at $50 p M
Dinner 25 cents.
$50 buys a good 9N12 Administer rug
in new and neat patterns at the d. c.
Wilbur Store. Floor coverings of all
kinds at the lowest prices.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Mr. Joseph Tuffree is in receipt of
fine box of oranges from his niece, Mrs.
Carrie B. Tuffree, who lives on ranch
short distance from Los Angeles. The
oranges were grown in Mrs. Tuffree's
orchard
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Never before in the history of the
carpet business has a good 9x12 AK
minister rug been offered for $40, but
you can get a good one now in the
newest designs, at the D. C. Wilbur
Store. Come in and see them.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Mrs. George Stuart Mcleod, who has
been visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
e. w. Smith, for the past two weeks,
returned Saturday to her home in Min
neapoliS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Frank Savage, farmer living south
east of the city, while scuffling Satur-
day night at the old Schick feed yard
fell and sustained a fracture of both
bones of the left leg. just above the
ankle. Mr.. Savage was removed to his
home today
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Our prices are the lowest is why we
have the largest force of workmen
Jones' wall paper and paint store, los
East State street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The Woman's Relief Corps will meet
with Mrs. T. E. Harris, sos North First
avenue, on Tuesday afternoon, instead
of Wednesday, the time for the regular
inc
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The wide vale diaional grey, gaily
striped blue and dark mixtures all in
our great suit sale. Hopkins, the
popular tailor.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Rev. Carlyle Summerbell, president
of Palmer College, LIE Grand, address
ed small audience of men at the
Railroad Y. NJ. c. A. Sunday afternoon
His subject was Some Evidences of
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The first of the series of sermons by
Rev. C. w. McCord of the Presbyter-
ian church, on about Man. at
tracted the largest audience that has
greeted the new pastor since he took
charge Of the work here. Sunday morn
ing's congregation was also large and
after communion, which followed the
morning sermon, twenty-one acces-
sions to the church resulted. Mr.. Nc
cords subject Sunday evening was
What Is 1t to Be a Man" Next Sun
day evening Mr. C. H. Van Law will
deliver the address from a standpoint
of professional man, on rs 1t Easy
to Be Man," Mr.. W. T. Smith, pres
ident of the Mems One Hundred Club
of the Presbyterian church, under
whose auspices the series of sermons
is to be given. presided at the Sunday
evening meeting.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Seventeen dollars only-for our Ru-
bee, five drawer sewing machine.
Schmidt, agent for the New Home line.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The body of Mrs. Maria Dye Barrett.
who died Saturday at the home of her
daughter. Mrs R. H. Stevenson, at
Liscomb. was brought to the city Sun
day evening at 5:55 o'clock and de-
parted at 1880 for Watertown. Wis.
where interment takes place. Mrs
Barrett was native of Henderson.
Jefferson county, New York. She was
one of the oldest women of the county,
and would have been 50 years of age
had she lived until the 22d of next Oc-
tober. Miss Dye was married at the
age of 90 to Nelson Barrett. and in
1913. with her husband. settled at Wa
tertown. Wis Mrs. Barrett is survived
nv three children, one son and two
daughters. George Barrett, of Milwau-
kee: Mrs. Antionette Snow of Bagley
Mich. and Mrs. Stevenson. Two sons,
Calvin and Alvora, We're killed in the
civil war.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Miss Maude Mcintosh, of Galesburg,
ILL.,, who has been the guest of Mrs. B.
A. Morgan during visit of few
weeks left for her home this morning.
Miss Mcintosh has delighted with her
singing both private and public audi
ences before which she has appeared
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Capt. Walter S. Hughes. U. S. N,
and Mrs. Hughes, who have been in
the city for weeks visit, left Sun
day night for Washington, D. c., where
Captain Hughes will report for duty
to the judge advocate general of the
navy. The stay of Captain and Mrs
Hughes in Washington will be in
definite. but 1t is thought will be a
wear at least
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Mrs. ]. v. Bass, of Steamboat Rock,
is in the city as a guest at the home
of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. w. e.
Dilley Mrs. Dilley. who has been i'll
for a week. is improving.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Do you need rug? Come in and see
the 9x12 Administer rugs we are selling
for $50. Also full line of the newest
and best floor coverings. The d. c.
Wilbur store
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

The interest in the Pentecostal mis-
sion has been increased as a result of
the recent meetings of the National
Holiness Association. Rev. Edgar Ell
Tyson preached before large audience
at the mission Sunday afternoon, and
Mrs. Ellyson spoke in the evening
The regular business meeting of the
mission band will be held Tuesday
evening, and Friday night Mrs. South
wick will speak.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

L. W. Fox, of Albion, arrived in the
city Saturday from Chicago, where he
had been to accompany car load of
cattle. Twenty-one head, averaging
1850 pounds, sold well and for the rui-
ing price for the grade.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Dance tonight CMonday) at Forney's
hall. Ferguson's orchestra. Evening
tickets 30 cents
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Mr.. J. L. Sheets, of the postofffce
carrier force. left Saturday evening for
Iowa Falls, where he will remain for
few days duck hunting in company
with his friend and former schoolmate,
Mr.. "Quig" Watt. Mr.. Sheets, who has
not taken the regular days off allowed
each year to the carriers, will take his
time now in hunting season
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Boys from to so years should see
Schmidt's Al line of base ball goods.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-04-02

Miss Myra Jensen, of Morrison.
teacher of the Hazel Green school,
Bangor, district No. 1, was in the city
Saturday, being on her way to her
school after a three weeks vacation,
spent at home. The work of the spring
term in the Bangor township began
this morning.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-21

cablegrams In their hands. to inquire
into my condition. There was nothing the
matter with me, and each In his turn was
astonished. and disappointed to ind me
reading and smoking in my study and
worth next TO nothing as text for trans
Atlantic news, One OF these men was a
gentle and kindly and grave and sympa-
thetie Irishman, who hid his sorrow the
best he could and tried 10 look glad, and
told me that his paper. the Evening Sun.
had cabled him that It was reported in
New York that l was dead. What should
he cable in repiy2 I said:
Say the report Il grossly exaggerated"
He never smiled, but went solemnly away
and sent the cable in those words. The
remark hit the world pleasantly. and to
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-21

this day It keeps turning up now and
then' In the newspapers when people have
occasion 10 discount exaggerations.
The next man was also an Irishman.
He had his New York cablegram in his
hand-from the New York Worid-and
he was so evidently trying to get around
that cable with invented softness and pal
hations that my curiosity was aroused and
i wanted to see what IL did really say
30 when occasion offered slipped It out
Of his hand. II said:
'If Mark Twain dying send 500 words
II dead send Loo"
Now that old letter OF mine sold recently
for tIs. When / am dead It viii be
worth
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-21
Chasing Mig Game.

Senator spooner OF Wisconsin IL a sue
cessful hunter of big game. On one OF
his trips he had for his guide Bill Murray.
They were out looking for bear or deer one
day when Murray suddenly threw up his
rife and fired. The senator saw an animal
fall heavily and called: We've got him this
time. BILL" "We," snesTed the guide.
There's no we about Il. l killed hiyu
plain enough" Quickly making their way
TO where their quarry lay, they found q
fine specimen OF Jersey calf. We've killed
somebody's calf" yelled the guide. SEN
ator spooner gave him q whitening looE
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-21
The Kaiser and the Phone.

The emperor OF Germany is a great user
OF the phone, A peculiar etiquette must
be observed in Germany In talking to him
over the wire. In the first place. the EN-
peror never gives his name! After calling
man up he begins with the imperial
phrase. II command that" etc, which, as
all the officials know, means the kaiser
is talking. When the emperor is through
with his conversation he doesn't say Good
by" or That's all" He hangs up q e
eeiver and stalks away. The result o. taat
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-21
Wa.n,t Worth Mueh AIive.

Nine years ago, when We were living In
Tedworth square, London, relates Mark
Twain in his autobiography, a report was
cabled TO the American journals that
was dying was not the one. II was
another Clemens. a cousin OF mine-Ds.
g. Ross Clemens now OF 81. Louis The
London representatives, OF the American
papers began to mock in, with American
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-21

custom is that the official at the other end
OF the wire. no matter how lofty he may be,
has to stand with the receiver to his ear
for fve or six minutes longer not sure
whether the emperor has finished or
whether he is thinking up something fur
Their to say