The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-02-17

= toid you so!
He caught a old one day an tuck
To bed an purity promptly died.
An I'm bettn when he struck
Til. bottom q the downward slide
An found Of satan waitin' there
To greet him In his home below
! OF Joe snid; Well you see I'm here
told you sof'
| "Mincemeat is but a gastronom cal
is hash only more so.
Senator Plat says he will not vis he
White house until Roosevelt invites him
Same here, senator.
Our now but memory Western ies-
peradoes were never armed to the
to the teeth" Never higher thai the
waistliue.
After taking peep in the mirror, Mrs.
Herkes concluded that widows wesds did
not become her, and she cast them aside
and donned the bridal wreath
1t is expected that the new lake s z am
er Roosevelt will prove a successful fough
rider of the stormiest seas.
Detroit paper says that the actress
Eleanor Booth ate six links of wiener.
wurst at lunch in a restaurant in
that city. We recall having read some
time ago something about the lady's
fondness for dogs.
Somebody thinks a Carnegie hero
medal should be be given to old Gsroni
mo because he has Just taken his eighth
wife. Is he not really entitled to eight
medals
When Senator Burton showed his face
at the door of the senate chamber for
momen, in order to legally draw his
mileage it was observed that the armour
plate on his cheek was yet entact.
There are said to be ia 600, 900 holes
or cells in the human lungs. and when a
dear sweet little butterbAll of baby en-
counters an attack of collie in the wee
sma' hours of the night he utilizzs every |
one of them
Russell Sage says if had his life to live
over again he would give more study to |
charity. But no more cash, perhaps.
II is painfully true. but true neverthe
less, that if United States senators were
to be elected by direct vote Of the people,
number of state Legislators would be
compelled to live within their salaries.
The fellow who is striving to do III
To other AS TO him he d have them do
May wear bright crown when his race is run
And he has quit this old life for The new,
But while he's doing thus is /, not rue
That IN this EnoIer age when f-ald holds
sway
The fellow whom he's doing such things to
VIII do things unto him In sinful way? |
A New York state man ramed Shoat
ate So corn dodgers at a sitting. He
seems to be developing into a full
grown hog.
Colorado man keeps record book !
IN which he enters every quarrel be- |
tween himself and wife, the cause aud
how 1t was settled. This is something de. |
cidedly new in the way of a scrap book
Mr.. Bryan says he has not in any
manner changed his views since visiting
the Philippines. If he lives up to the |
traditions Of the tribe that made him q
datto it will not be necessary in the fu.
ture for him to even change his shirts.
That Pennsylvania man who Committed
suicide after failing in two attempts to
kill his wife should no, have become dis
couraged. Success might h ave crowned
his efforts at the third attempt.
scientist declares that thinking takes
much strength from the body, and that
if persons would not think they would
live much longer. It has been observed
however, that dudes and chronic Jurors
are no longer lived than thinking peo-
pie.