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II s New AZ rcgist cred NORTHUMBERLAND. ISL
ii S. Now 49, coupon ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. III
American Tobacco IL ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, ~
American Tobacco Observation-Disclosures. ll3
a ,chIson general l0l
Atchison Adjustment ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 50
Atlantic Coast Line ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 80
Baltimore and Ohio Observation-Disclosures. 1O2
baltimore and Ohio 3bs,,.............. a.
Brooklyn Rapid Transit conv. 4s.......... 81
Central OF Georgia 6s,............ ll3
Central OF Georgia LIST Inc. (offered)....... ~
Centrnl OF Georgia "a Lnc,...,............. 81
Central of Georgia 81 Inc.................. IS
chcsapeake and Ohio Observation-Disclosures. l0s
Chicago and Alton 3iss. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 81
Chicago. q. and Quincy new 4s............ lyO
Chicago, r. l. and Pacific II. r. 4s...... 50
Chicago. X. /. and Pac. r. r. col. is..... 30
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Sox..ar, Pacific IA Observation-Disclosures 0{
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III. 80 H,natern con 1s,...,....... l0D&
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3. ans,,,,n nia cnnv ais 10lA
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ST. Louis and San Francisco fg. 4s'''..''. 9S1"
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southern pscinc ist Is certificates. ssts
southern railway Observation-Disclosures. l17A
n,' - n,d % ciac 1ats 1873
1,1a 81 e. r1anI Western IA (offered) ~. 81
I,n'nr par,nc i,.,................ lO4s
f nn,on pacinc conv observation-disclosures. l57ts
I,ia s,,atas steel I'd Observation-Disclosures. 1914
1ISsu ~. feFrcrad1 NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 116
Mn apash t 9al Rs Observation-Disclosures. Sls
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Mests ,, 49,, - oLa Erie Ia (offercd)... %
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CLOSING BOND QUOTATIONS.

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coioradn induatrai 6s ,eries D,........... 7BM
Soiora AZ Mihi"nd Ia 1oneredJ ,,,.,........ Tx
GGIorado and southern Northumberland. VA
SuSn I, go ,A',''. ......,...,,,.........1 05
f'nover and t,in nrnnde observation-disclosures. 1914
f3isillsrs Securities Observation-Disclosures. s5ha
NIL ,,r,nr ian Il, Observation-Disclosures. i0l
Erie General "
1ansr h Recommendations. WIS
1anor "a "a seriea. INSTRUMENTATION. s7H
Jannan liz 49,. Observation-Disclosures. 1924
Japan 49,, certificates %
Japnn AVS certl ncates I'd serieg.......,... siss
h1usg,ils and cnn; Sas no,d cnea iS
Ms3issn Central ia i, =.
Mimi and st. Louis As Offered ........... ~
Missouri Kansas and Texas 4s....,......... Wiss
Missouri Kansas and Texas eda............ >, ~.
National II. r. Of Mexico con. 4s.......''. SS's
Nav 1.r,ey Central gen. 6s.................. 12s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06

Cotton futures opened steady and closed bare
~ steady, !.
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STEAM BOATS.
~ STEAMSHIP COMPANY
.NIaht Llne for Norfolk..

leave Richmond every evening (foot
street, At ~ s sas Wsy TUnd
iris. Including stnteroom berth meals. zoe.
each, Street Cars to EteameTs Wharf, ES
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
DIED.

ACHoRN. In RockpOrt, November %, John D.
AchOrn of Denver, Col, aged ~ years.
ANDREWS. In ROckland. December l, Alvah
Cutler Andrews, aged Al years, 5months. u days.
BURGESS. In Lynn. Mass. December 6th,
John N. Burgess, formerly of Belfast. aged 81
wears and months.
COLE. In Winterport, December 5, Mrs. Re-
becca Cole aged "A years and months.
GOULD. In Winterport, December 1, Mrs.
HURD. In Winterport. December Q, George W.
Hurd, aged 96 years and months
HOWARD. In Belfast, December 8, John e.
Howard, aged g. years and months.
EASTMAN. In Belfast, December II, Mrs. Mar:
% days.
RACKLIFF. In Unity. November l, Dora A.,
wife of Amander Rackliff, aged 80 years.
KNOWLES. In MOntville November "a, Anna
NJ, wife Of B. F. Knowles, aged 81 years. 4
PERKINs. In North Brooksville, November
o. Harriet Emogene, daughter of MI. and Mrs.
Seymour Perkins, aged years.
ROBERTS. In NorotOn, Conn.,, December 4.
Rev. William s. Roberts, D. D.. formerly OF
Rockland, aged So.
ROBERTS, In Waldo. December 4, Almon b.
Roberts, aged u years. months and days.
SNOW. In Searsport. December 9, Mrs. Della
Snow of Winterport aged 81 years.
aged So years, months, IA days.
WISWELL. In Boston, December 4, Hon.
Andrew P. Wiswell, of Ellsworth, aged 81 years,
months, % days.
WITHAM. In Castine, December 2. C. w.
William, aged IS years.
YOUNG. In Rockport December I. Edward,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Young, aged years.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13

Dolls, IN totI5,
Towels, 25C tg 81 .5Y
Fancy Match Scratchers, as
GO Irvine Holders, 5.
Opera Bags, 50c ' ,..u
Post Card Albums, 81 .. ID.
Umbrellas, $40 Z. sr.a
Collar Pins, 5a. t.. TIr
Tray Cloths, 21-2C 20 sl0o
Silk Work Bags, soc. Z. - 5},
Large Buster Brown Books, .Ue
Dennison's Doll Outfits, g-7
Seals, .5c
Xmas Cards, ac. 10 &C.
Pearl Collar Supporters, er
Ladies Golf Gloves, 25c. f., al1,
Long Silk Gloves, Use
Fancy Hose Supporters, zee.
Ladies Skirts, s2.9> to .luo
Belt Buckles, 45e H I've
Perfumes Fancy Bottles 81 o. ,7e.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13

Neck Rufus, S1.25 to 5000
Embroidered Isle Hose, SOC
Silk Hosiery. S1.0O to $500
Mexican Hand Drawn Linen,
II &c. to $1,000
japanese Drawn Work, ~ 2c..to Sc. 90
Fancy China, 35c. to So 80
Handkerchiefs, SC. to $1.25
Silk Muffiers, soc. to ST.
Neck Scarfs, soc. to So 90
POngee Embroidered Waist Pat
terms, $3.50
Velvet Waist Patterns, $3.50
Silk Petticoats, S2.9S to Sc. 50
Children's Fur Sets. $1.25 to $1,000
Wrappers, Csc. to s1.25
Bed Spreads, SIC. to $500
Corsets, SOC to $500
Jersey Sweater Collars, SOC.
Children'S Gloves, 25c. to SOC
g Bear Skin Tams, Csc.
Misses Skirts, $3.50 to $500
Muffs, $l.25 up
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
SECRET SOCIETIES

At a meeting of the grand Office
Ancient Order of United Workmeu, hr.'
Augusta Dec. 9Th, it was voted Il. h..'
annual convention of the Grand ''+
Maine at Gardiner in February
1t is currently reported that hu''t.
Dyer of Portland is to resign the p"''"',
Grand Secretary, l. o. 0. F., beea1Sf r.,
health, and that Samuel Adams Of tA'''''
will be candidate for the place. A
Waldo Lodge, l. O. o. F., condue'7"
funeral of Adolphus W. Doe al HIS
home last Friday afternoon.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13

from Steamer fremont at Belfast. Mr..
Fred Shute arrived home last week from
the Waldo County Hospital in Belfast,
where he has been for treatment. Master
Hardie Moran spent last week in Searsport.
MIR. and Mrs. Jameson BOwden return
ed last week from visit with his parents
in Bluehill. :. Mr.. Forest Berry, engineer OF
a yacht in New York, was here recently for
French left Monday morning for Seboeis.. ..
Mr.. L. K. Perkins arrived home Saturday
from the tug Ralph Ross. Capt. and Mrs.
J. P. Showers spent Thanksgiving in Brew;
er... Sch. Lulu, Capt. fainter, arrived
Thursday with grain for F. S. Hartman. {.
Mrs. Converse Grant from PenObscot visit
ed her sister, Mrs. Frank Erskine, last week:
REV. VIM. Forsyth of Bucksp0rt preached
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
SPECIAL.

coo spools Baby Ribbon. ,a.
back, at fC. per glrd
Gross Grain at &c.
Holly Ribbon at &c. to 100
Plaid Ribbon, IOc. to 3Jc
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
STANDPOINT.

STANDPOINT.
Rev. T. e. Derrick left Monday for three
weeks vacation in Boston and New York
-. Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Call of Gardiner
are here for a week with relatives. -. Mr..
and Mrs. F. F. Perkins and Mrs. Olive Mer-
rill Of Seboeis spent THANKSGIVING here: -:
here. School in this District began Dec.
I'd. Miss Edith Nutter, teacher. MIR. Man
lev Grant has moved his family to Stockton
and Mr.. Arthur Shute has moved into the
Littlefield house vacated BY Mr.. Grant,: =.
Gn;lfnri' Mr. Howard Brothers and wife,
who have been tenting here several months.
have taken rooms in Fred Grants house. =.
M. Frank Erskine recently arrived home
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13

AUSTIN JOHNSON. In East BuckspOrt, NOV
18th. Albert W. Austin, of Buck eld and Miss
Gertrude N. johnson, Of Bucksp0rt. .,
JORDAN-AREY. In MOntyille, NOV ~ Samuei
Spencer Jordan of Montville and Harriet Ethel
Arey, formerly of Vinalhaven. r,.
TAsKER- BICKFoRD. In Brooks, Nove aa,,e.
and Miss Gertrude NJ. Bickford, both of Jack SON
PEAsE.JoHNsON. In Jackson, Decemoer 9til'
by Rev. D. Bracket, Mr.. Mark z. fease OF jack
WANING MUTT. In Troy, November %.
Everett Waning and Miss Rena Mutt, both OF
Troy.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
MARRIED..

BERRY-MARDEN. In North Stockton Springs,
Dec. 8. Forrest H. Berry Of New York. former
MeTth stoeGs sngss and Miss
COLE-YoUNG. In WinterpOrt. December 8,
by Rev W A. Luce, Carroll l.. Young ana Miss
Maude e. Cole, both of WinterpOrt.
FRENCH LAWRENCE. In Islesb0r0. December
g. by Joseph A. 6prague, Esq, R. b. French and
Miss Nora ]. Lawrence, both Of Isesb0rO.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13

here last Sunday. There was candy
null at the hall Wednesday evening. Sun
day morning, Dec, 9th. it was Is below zero
and fine sleighing. "A little daughter ar
rived at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Thomas Shute, Dec. 9th. -. Mr.. John Mills
is in Milo for a visit. The Ladies' Aid
meets Tuesday afternoon with Mrs. Louisa
Perkins in SearspOrt.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
HOUSEHOLD CARES
TAX THE WOMEN OF BELFAST THE
SAME AS ELSEWHERE.

Hard to attend to household duties
With a constantly aching back.
A woman should not have a bad back,
And she wouldn't if the kidneys were well.
Doan's Kidney Pills make well kidneys.
Here is Belfast woman who endorses this
claim:
Mrs. V. A. Maddocks of 26 Cedar ST., Belfast,
Me-, says: "Before used Doan's Kidney Pills the
pain in my back was very annoying and could
also see that my kidneys were in a disordered
condition, and knowing that to neglect my kid
neys was dangerous l got box of Doan's Kid
ney Pills at the City Drug Store. This remedy, l
am happy to say, acted very quickly and soon
the backache was relieved as also were the other
difficulties. l have heard many other people here
in Belfast speak about Doan's Kidney Pills and
all report that most beneficial results may be de-
rived from using them"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents. Fos'
ter, Milbuln Co.. Buffalo, N. Y, sole agents for
the United States.
Remember the name-DOan's-and take nc
other.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
BORN.

BEAN In Appleton, November IA, to Mr. and
Mrs. Andrew Bean, a daughter.
GARDNER: In Csstine, November q, to Mr..
and Mrs. J. q. M. Gardner, a daughter.
PARKER In Castine, November o. to Mr..
and Mrs. Otis H. Parker. daughter
RAYNoR. In Prospect, December 4, to Mr..
ard Mrs. A. e RaynOr, daughter.
SHUTE. In Standpoint, December s, to Mr..
and Mrs. Arthur Thomas Shute, daughter.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13

DopGE's CORNER j. F. Marden of
Searsm0nt visited his uncle, }. E. Marden.
at the Elm House last Saturday and Sun
day. LivOna Clark of Frankfort visited
her friend Winifred Matthew last week..
E, A, Matthews is pleasantly situated in
Portland and has good position.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13
SHIP NEWS.

AMERICAN PORTS.
New York, Dec. 8. Ar, schs. Jose Olaverri.
Savannah; Allen Greene, Philadelphia for
Saugus;. Caroline Gray, South AmbOy for
Bluehilf; 6, cid, sch. Edward Stewart, Cay
enne ar, sch. Annie Ainslie, South Amboy
for Rockport, Me. Z, ar, schs: Fred 3; Ba-
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1906-12-13

Cardenas, Nov. 90. Sid, sch. S. NJ. Bird,
Port Arthur.
Haiphong, Nov. &C. In port, ship E. B.
Sutton for Hong Kong and Baltimore or
New York (ready to saiD.
Havana, Nov. %. Ar, sch. Mollie S. Look,
Brunswick.
Barbados, Nov. 10. In port, sch. James
Port Spain, Nov II. Ar, sch. Emma S.
Lord, Wilmington, n. c., (and remained
23rd)
Baracoa, Nov. 81. Ar, sch. Arthur V. S.
oodruff, New York will probably sail
Dec. 10 on return).
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Manv wan has a promising fu.
ture before him all his life.
Luck is simply getting what some
other fellow wants.
First Artist-"But you love art for
.ts own sake?" Se-1ad artist-"Why,
yes. I'm coming to the conclusion
that that's all there is in it."-Brook.
Ign Life. asg..a..
His wife-"Have you had a bad day,
dear?" The financier-"Yes, lost
over s25O,00O. And the worst of IT
is that nearly 500 Of that was my own
money! "-Life. @E
The suitDr-"What are all those
mems photos for?" The belle-"Oh,
that's my collection Of souvenir
s.''-Baltimor American.
HE seems to be very fond of mu-
sic," said an auditor. ''He isn't" ans.
wered Miss Cayenne, cor he wouldn't
try to sing"
Wigg-"Do you believe that every
nan has his price?" Wagg-"No.
Lots CT men give themselves away"
Philadelphia Record.
"'You two are thrown together q
great deal, aren't you?" "You bet.
We ride home on the same car at six
ycloc.l." p Cleveland Leader.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Two Irish farmers who had not
seen each other for a long time met
at a fair. They had lot Of things
to tell each other. "Shure, it's mar.
| led I am" said Murphy. "You don't
tell me So" said Moran. ''Faix, yes"
said Murphy, "an' I've got fine
healthy bhoy which the neighbors
FAY is the very picture Of me"
Moran looked for a moment at Muir.
thv. who was not, to say the least,
remarkable for his good looks, and
then said: "Och, we'll, what's the
harum, SO long as the child's heal
thv?" -.s
"Are they college men," mo;
merely college boys. Just freshmen"
"Ah! they're not the finished product
-" mo; merely 'Rah material !"
Philadelphia Press. ...'
Automobiles in England are about
as regardless of the safety Of pc.
destrians as the drivers of these We.
hcles are in the United States. jus.
Itice Darling, London Judge. recent.
w suggested, in the course of all
automobile case, that the speed indi
Gators OF autos might we'll be mark.
ed: Fine" imprisonment" MAN
slaughter" Murder"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

ent or chronic disease: realize for one
moment what a terrible menace to a
nation of civilized people, when one
kind of beverage cripples the energies
and health of one-third the people who
use 1t.
We make the assertion advisedly
and suggest that the reader secure his
own proof by personal inquiry among
coffee users. .@-. a
Ask your coffee drinking friends If
they keep free from any sort of aches
and ails. You will be startled at the
percentage and will very naturally
seek to place the cause Of disorder on
something aside from coffee, whether
food, inherited tendencies or some
thing else. ..
Go deeper in your search for facts.
If your friend admits occasional neu-
ralgia, rheumatism, heart weakness,
stomach or bowel trouble, kidney COM
plant. weak eyes or approaching nerv-
Gus prostration induce him or her to
make the experiment of leaving off
coffee for 10 days and using Postum
Food Coffee, and observe the result.
1t will startle you and give your friend
something to think Of. OF course, If
the person is one Of the weak ones
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
MiJJL,ene Gr0sby

Thousands of American women, how.
ever, have found relief from all monthly
suffering by taking Lydia Z. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound, as it is the most
thorough female regulator known to
medical science. 1t cures the condition
which causes so much discomfort and
robs these periods of their terrors.
Miss Irene Crosby, of 313 Charlton
Street, East Savannah, Ga, writes:
i "Lydia f. PinkhamsV Vegetable Compound
Is true friend to woman. 1t has been Of
great benefit to me, curing me of irregular
and painful periods when everything else had
failed, and gladly recommend it to other
suffering women" " 49,.
Women who are troubled with pain
full or irregular periods, backache,
boating Tor fatulence), displacement
of organs. Inflammation or liberation,
that bearing-down feeling. dizzi-
ness, faintness, indigestion. nervous
prostration or the blues, should take
Immediate action to ward off the seri-
GUS consequences, and be restored to
perfect health and strength by taking
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and then write to Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn, Mass, for further. free ad-
vice. She is daughter-in-law of Lydia
E. Pinkham and for twenty-five years
has been advising women free of
charge. Thousands have been cured
by SO doing.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
TERRIBLE SCALP AuMoR.
Badly Affected With Sores and crusts
Extended Down Behind the Ears
a onfber C,Ira NV Cuticura

-EXtenoco 6oWn pcIllnu INC EARS
Another Cure by Cuticura.
About ten years ago my scalp be.
came badly affected with sore ana
itching humors, crusts, ETC., and ex
tended down behind the ears. My hair
came oft in places. also. was great
ly troubled; understood 1t was ecze-
ma. II led various remedies SO called,
without effect. Saw your Cuticma
advertisement, and 60: the CLticura
Renned es at once. Applied them a,
10 dire :tions. etc, and after two weeks
I thinl, OF use, was clear as a whistle.
have to state also that late lest fall,
lctob II and November, 1904, ! was
suddelly afflicted with a bad eruption,
painful and itching pustules over the
lower Fart Of the body. l suffered
ireadtully. in two months, under the
sl1illful treatment Of my doctor, con
Joined with Cuticura Soap and Clti.
rura Ointment, found myself cured.
II. M. +. Weiss, Rosemond, Christian
Co., nv. Aug. 81, 1905"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
Peruna Is Exempt.

The internal revenue commission.
or has decided that Pe-ru.na as now
manufactured is exempt from internal
revenue license. JH
The highest medical and pharma.
ceutical authorities In the United
States have passed upon the p, oduct.
II must be highly gratifying to the
many friends of Pe-ru-na and the local
commercial world that the product
which has carried Columbus name
into all continents. again enjoys the
same fixed status as any other recog-
uized medicine.-Columb Dispatch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

That grand old bird. the stork,
has been unusually generous to Mrs.
Charles. Joy, of Canton, III. She has
fifteen children, and yet the stork
has visited her home only seven
times. On each of six visits there
were twins, and on the other occa-
sion there were triplets. The over
joyed father purchases nursing-bottles
by the dozen. ------
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Newberry-"Is Sanford Of an opti-
mistic temperament" Baldwin,
should say he is. have known him
to go into a restaurant without cent
in his pocket, order dozen oysters,
and feel satisfied that he could pay his
bill with a pearl.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Mrs. Knicker-"I thought you were
going abroad?" Mrs. Bocker-"So l
was, but my doctor offered me such
a lovely bargain in appendicitis-only
one thousand dollars. "-Harper's Ba.
Ear p.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Mrs. Firstfoor-"I called to speak
about your daughters playing. L"
Mrs. Secondfat-"Now, look here;
she'll play just as loud as she likes.
Seer" Mrs. Firstfoor-"That's what
was going to ask for. You see. I'm
going to give Willie whippin' and
don't want folks to hear him holler.
Chicago News,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

A monkey in the geological gardens
Of Breslau was operated on for cata-
ract. In about a month, the opera
tion having proved success, the AMI
NAL was fitted with pair Of specta.
cles, and regularly wears them.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Mr.. Dangle-"I heard that our friend
and neighbor had a very impressive
funeral" Mrs. Mangle-"It was so
fine 1t was really an imposition Of the
respect people had for him. And the
minister preached such beautiful
paregoric over the diseased. "-Balti'
more American.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

His partner lat the dancing partly
II really never heard a better speech
in my life! Such flow Of" He
-"Great Scott! That reminds me
I've left the bathroom tap at home
full on!"-Punch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

II read an 1885 paper for two hours
before discovered that it was out OF
date" "That so?" Yes. 1t was
full of accounts Of troubles in the
Balkans, santo Domingo, and Venez'
uela. "-Philadelp.la Bulletin.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Anne Teeke-"Mr. Gasser Is such
an interesting talAer. Always saying
something one never hears from any
one else" Hattie Ho.tewunne-"Has
he been proposing to you, too?"-
Puck.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

A pious little boy in CoAc0rdia,
Kan, recently closed his evening
prayer with these words: God bless
papa and mama. also the animals.
They are more important than us.
cause their skins are worth two dol
lars apiece"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Claude and arice are in terrible
predicament." How is that?" "They
paid so much for their going-away
outfit that they can't go away
Louisville Courier.Journal
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
A Spring SUGGESTION

Take Garfield Tea in the morning or be-
fore retiring its use insures pure blood and
natural action Of the liver, kidneys,
stomach and bowels. II has beneficial
eject on the ehtire system. It is made
OF Herbs.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS rooT.EAsE.

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

A teamster in Oakland. CAL. was
arrested for driving lame horse.
He said his employer was trying to
cure the animal by Christian Science.
and had ordered him to remove a
poultice from the horses legs.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

what was the most important bill
you ever had anything to do with?"
asked the interviewer. 1.-THE bill
that did most for me-" answered Sen
ator Sorghum, was a bill for services
rendered" -Washingt Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

The camel is the only animal That
cannot swim. 1t Is an extraordinary
fact. that, the moment it loses it's
footing in stream, it turns on its
side, and makes no effort to save n
self from drowning.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

The hostess-'T suppose your new
apartment has all the very latest i'm.
The visitor-"Yes, in
deed. Hot and cold steam heat, run.
ming wash-tubs, and stationary ele-
atOr."-Brooklyn Life.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Welsh farmer-"Gootpye Mr
Shones, gootpye, will see you on
Montay, whateffer." Excursionist
from Yorkshire Ito frienO-"Haow
foonny t. fowks do tark in this
paaart t. coontry. Punch.