The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-01
With the Long Bo1D
The Art Fascination Impaired to You for One Dime
in Little Pamphlet in Which the Investment Of
81 for Bottle Of the 'Dew of the ORIENT Put
Up by Venerable Hindoo Is Strongly Urged.
-"Eys Mature's walks shoot folly as IT Il

81 for Bottle of the 'Dew OF the Orient, Put
Up by Venerable Hindoo, Is Strongly Urged.
MAN living in interios town of New York had
N worked out scheme that was producing him
wealth and making others happy when the post
office officials pulled a fraud order him and his
mine Immediately filed with water
This public benefactor offered, for the paltry sum
of q dime, to tell you how to become fascinating.
When the dime received a little pamphlet with
the title How Be Successful in Love- was re-
turned to the sender. But all the information it
tanned was the effect that the only successful way
to become fascinating was to invest ST. IN the Dew
of the ORIENT, medicine discovered by extremely
venerable Hinoo, and to be had only In limited guam
titles of the fascinating
Many people who desired to be captivating and
who of us does not, heavily burdened the mails with
requests for the treatise the gentle art OF making
others long to hold your hand and rich vein of
silver was opened up by the man. OF Az 'd1s
stroyed the hopes of the silly ones and ruined the
Oriental Dew industry.
By the way, would it be of any advantage to
person to obtain bottle of Dew and become as fas
cinatng as he could7 Would it not be something of
detriment him in his BUSINESS to have the stem
ographer always gazing pensivey at him and central
calling him up just to hear his voice?
No; give us our naturally stern and rather rugged
exterior, which Dew of the Orient has yet been
able to soften.
Three hundred outside plumbers have reached San
Francisco and begun work the water and sewer
$4,000 will be needed by Saturday night
Senator Aldrich has decided not to pass the free
alcohol bill and there is suspicion that he has had
letter from Gramp Rockefeller Of Pocantico,
b. ginger.
Someone who read in this column that certain
economic abuse almost enough to drive a man to
vote the socialist ticket writes long letter
ing us of trying to destroy the United States. AS
we read this letter we gulped stale beer in
favorite GROCERY and nervousy fingered our bomb.
Forest and Stream magazine, and naturalist OF no
mean ability has just issued surprising book called
luminous Bodies Here and Hereafter, Being an
Attempt to Explain the Inter relation Of the Intel
lectua Celestial and Terrestrial Kingdoms ETC., ETC.
Mr. Hallock shows that spiritual bodies one
phaze of electricity and that this may be
why we shine in the society Of the hereafter. Any
one who expects to go to sleep over this book will
be disappointed, because the prospectus states that
<sthis book is awakener.''
There is one luminous body Of which Mr.. Hallock
does treat. 1t is the $40 gold piece. This are
all sure is an ''awakener." We always regard it
with start Of surprise that indicates electrical
= phenomenon.
Edw. F. span, x. Y. T.. writes that the northern
lights are as General Hancock said Of the tariff a
local affair and ''nothing than electricity to
control weather for q certain length of time.''
Mr. span then goes on to show, after you have
thing it is to PREDICT your weather Here is his rule
in full:
'sThe northern lights will develop thunder storm
from to sixty hours AFTER the WIND SHIFTS
to east south. That is, if the wind shifts to east
south in the morning. count the fortyeight sixty
hours from the morning into the next day, and
''The above has never been printed before
welcome any one to prove it,
incidentally Mr.. splan explains earthquakes. He
says:
''What earthquakes and what themi
claim earthquakes caused by unnatural weather
five days to and past new and full moon. That is
unreasonable cold in summer at and very
cold in winter at moon The rules with
full moon, only 1t is unreasonable warm"
When unnatural weather punches itself around the
new or the full moon, it will pay cautious tt
rush out and prop up his chimney. "A. J. R.