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The Dolores star., 1906-06-22
Too Much So.

"why do you call that ferocious bull
dog OF your Icy?"
Because when he once attaches
himself to a person he clings to one
oo."-Baltimore American.
The Dolores star., 1906-06-22
DOES YOUR BACK AcHE7

Cure the Kidneys and the Pain VIII
Never Return.
Only one way TO cure an aching
back Cure the cause. the kidnava
The Dolores star., 1906-06-22
Still Spiteful-

Still spiteful.
Her-Yes. she married him to spite
another girl.
Him-But why did she divorce him?
$50 he could marry the other girl,
and thus. spite her some more."-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Dolores star., 1906-06-22

Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CASTORrA,
. safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that 1t
The Dolores star., 1906-06-22

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euu ssisss rs~A C. nss v. .. Lsrssss, M.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

No. 1854 Equity.
ORDERED this 7th day Of March, 1906.
" that the sale of the property mention
ed in these proceedings, made and re-
ported by Phil. H Tuck, Attorney, be
ratified and confirmed, unless cause to
the contrary thereof be shown on or be-
fore the 9th day of April, 1906. provided
copy of this order be inserted in
some newspaper, printed in Prince
Georges County, once in each of three
successive weeks before the 9th day of
April, 1906,
The report states the amount Of sale to
be $500.
BENZ. D STEPHEN, Clerk.
True copy Test:
BENZ D. STEPHEN, Clerk.
March g. '06-4t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

No 3262 Equity
ORDERED this 7th day of March, 1905,
~ that the sale of tho property mention
ed in these proceedings. made and re-
ported by Phil. H. Tuck, Attorney, be
ratified and confirmed. unless cause to
the contrary thereof be shown on or be
fore the 9th day of April, 1905, provided
copy of this order be inserted in some
newspaper printed in Prince Georges
County once in each of three successive
weeks before the 9th day of April, 1905
The report states the amount of sale to
be $500. -
BENZ. D. STEPHEN,
Clerk.
True Copy-Test: BENZ. D. STEPH EN-
Clerk.
March 8, 'O6-4t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
ORDER OF RArrr1cAr1on.
GEORGE B. MERRICK, Mortgage.
VS..
GEORGE w. THOMAS,
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR PRINCE
GEORGES COUNTY, IN EQUITY.

No. 1856 Equity.
ORDERED this 9th day of February,
" 1906, by the Circuit Court for Prince
Georges County, Maryland, that the sale
of the property mentioned in these pro-
ceedings, made and reported by George
B. Merrick, Mortgage, named in the
Mortgage, be ratified and confirmed
unless cause to the contrary thereof
be shown on or before the 23rd
day ofMarcb. next; provided copy of
this order be inserted in some newspaper
printed in Prince Georges County. Md,
once in each of three successive weeks be-
fore the 23rd day of March next.
The report states the am Junt of sale to
be $3.50.
BENZ. D. STEPHEN, Clerk.
True Copy-Test BENZ. D. STEPHEN,
Clerk
March 2-4t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
n Office TO CnED1roRs.

THIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE. That
l. the undersigned has obtained from
the Orphans Court of Prince Georges
count, letters of administration upon
the personal estate of
ALEXIUS l.. MIDDLETON,
late of Prince Georges county, deceased
All persons having claims against said
deceased are hereby warned to exhibit
the same, with the vouchers thereon legal.
ly authenticated on or before the 23rd day
of August 1906, or they may otherwise by
law be excluded from all benefit of said
estate. All persons indebted to said es-
tate are requested to make immediate
payment. Given under my hand this GARD
day of February, 1906.
ALZINE S. MIDDLETON,
Administrative Of Alexius l.. Middleton,
deceased.
Feb % 06 I'm.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

No. 1881 Equity.
ORDERED this 7th day of March, 1906,
" that the Audito RS Report and Ac
counts Income No. 7, w. G. B, No. and
w. G. 3. No. and Auditors Statement
of Trust Funds Ne 8 filed in this Cause
be ratified and confirmed unless cause to
the contrary be shown on or before the
Goth day of March, 1905. provided a copy
of this order be inserted in some news
paper published in Prince Georges
County once in each of two successive
weeks before the said 26th day Ct March,
1906.
BENZ. D. STEPHEN, Clerk.
True Copy.-Test:
BENZ. D. STEPHEN, Clerk.
Mch. Q, 'O6-3t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

TERMs-S10 90 per year. Single copies cents.
No absorption Discontinued until all arrears are
paid unless at the option Of the publisher.
ADVERTISING RATES-Transient advertise
ments 81 per inch for the first insertion % cents
for the second and IS cents for each subsequent In
sertion One inch 3 months, s.; months, IS; IL
months s. Business Cards. not exceeding 10 lines,
s. per year. When the rum Der of insertions is not
marked advertisements will be continued until for
bid and charged accordingly. Yearly advertisers
must confne advertisements to their own business.
Rule and Figure Work double price. Business Lo-
Gals 10 cents per line Marriages and Deaths in
serted free Obituaries and Personal Communca-
lions cents per line.
HAn correspondence with this Office should be
addressed te"THR ENQUIRER"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
W AsrlED.

A TENANT, White or Colored, with
II labor and four good work horses.
to work field of about sixty acres in
corn and tobacco. To man with the
labor and no team viii furnish team and
implements.
ALLEN CLARK,
Near Halls Station.
Jan 12-~tf,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
VIM. NJ. LEVIN, Attorney.
TRUSTEES SALE
OF
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE.

SITUATED IN OR ADJACENT TO
EVANSVILLE, PRINCE GEORGES
COUNTY, MD.
FINDER and by virtue Of d decree of
u the Circuit Court for Prince George
County, Md, passed in Case No. 1908
Equity, the undersigned as trustee will
sell by public auction in front Of the Ma,
sonic Hall in the town of Hyattsville, in
said county, on
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

WANTED BY Chicago Manufacturing House
erson of tr ustwOr thiness and soms what familiar
with local territory assistant in branch office.
Salary $1s paid weekly. Permanent position. No
investment required. Previous experience not
aantia to engaging.
A r<S- " 80 c',-- C-r-rr,rk Chiraro
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
OF SOUTHERN MARYLAND
UPPER MARLBORO, MD.
closed of
May
during the will gratefully the service
PROMPT ATTENTION TO BUSINESS BROUGHT TO Us.
Five Dollars Starts an Account at This Bank.
We pay per Cent. all Savings Accounts.
PROVIDED A ROOM ESPECIALLY FOR LADIES'
JAM 19063m
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

In THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR PRINCE
GEoRaE's COUNTY, IN EQUITY.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
TERMS OF SALE:

One-third cash, one third in six months,
and one-third in twelve months, or all
cash, at the option of the purchaser or
purchasers; the credit payments to bear
interest and to be secured by the note or
notes of the purchaser or purchasers, en-
dorsed to the satisfaction of the trustee
CLARENCE B. RHEEM,
Trustee.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
EDGAR P. BERRY, ct al,
VS..
LULU WINE WILLARD, ct al,

The undersigned, trustee under and by
virtue of decree of said Court, passed in
the above cause on the Goth day of Jan
uary, 1906, and pursuant to the terms of
said decree, hereby gives notice to the
creditors of Louis D. Wine, deceased,
whose claims are not adjudicated by said
decree, to Ale their claims with the vouch
ers thereof with the Clerk Of said Court on
or before the first dav of May next
CLARENCE B. RHEEM,
Trustee.
Mch Cts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09

In THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR PRINCE
GEoRGE's COUNTY, IN EQUITY.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
ORDrR OF RATIFICATION.

PHIL. 81 TUCK, Attorney,
REBECCA T. VIERS ct vir.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
ORpER OF RATIFICATION.

ORpER OF RATIFICATION.
PHIL. H. TUCK, Attorney.
vs..
WILLIAM H. MIMIC.
In THE CIRCUIT Court FOR PRINCE
GEORGES COUNTY, IN EQUITY.
No. 1868 Equity.
ORDERED this 7th day Of March, 1906,
~ that the sale Of the property mention
ed in these proceedings, made and report
ed by Phil. Fl. Tuck, Attorney, be ratified
and confirmed, unless cause to the con
trarv thereof be shown on or before the
9th day Of April, 1906.
The report states the amount of sale to
be $500
BENZ. D. STEPHEN, Clerk.
True Copy.-Test:
BENZ. D. STEPHEN, Clerk
Mch 8 'O6-4t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
EXAMINERS ROAD Nor1cz.

WE THE UNDERSIGNED Con-
w mittee appointed by the County
Commissioners of Prince George's Coun-
ty, Md, to ascertain il public necessity
requires the opening Of new public road
in Queen Anne District, starting from
the Queen Anne and Upper Marlboro
road at the division line between the
lands Of E. P. ana B. l.. Gibbs. and Au-
gusta wilkins following this line to
Brooke Branch then through the lands Of
K. A Gilroy, the heirs Of the Jones estate
and Levi Strunk and connecting with the
public road leading past tho lands Of
Benjamin Beall, Edward r. Owens and
others, as pettioned for by John M.
Bowie, 3. L. Gibbs, w. 8. Wilkins aad
others, will meet on the premises on
FRIDAY, MARCH 3eth, 1906,
AT 10 O'CLOCK A. NJ,
to examine the same as required by law.
r. WESLEY BEALL,
JOSEPH TARMAN,
JOHN b. TRABAND,
Examiners.
Fet23tdO6
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
ORpER OF RAr1r1oAr1oN.

PHIL II. TUCK, Attorney.
vs.
MAREEN D. HUMES AND ADELINE
HUMES, his wife.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
ORprR OF RAr1r1cAr1oN.
CONTEE ct al,
vs..
BOWLING ct al.

In THE CIRCUIT Court FOR PRINCE
GEoRGE's COUNTY, IN EQUITY.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
HAVE YOUR JOB WORK DOM
Ia TEE ENQUIRER OFFICE.

Don't get up with baby these cold
nights Instead give Dr. Fahrney's
Teething Syrup. 1t prevents and cures
collie All druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1906-03-09
Notice to Creditors.

In THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR PRINCE
GEORGES COUNTY MD.
No. 320S Equity.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28
FoiiowiaxsThe Flag.

When our soldiers went to Cuba
and the Philippines, health was the
most Important consideration
Willis r Morgan, retired Commits
sary Sergeant U. y. A., OF Rural
Route l, Concord, n. H., says: II
was two years IN Cuba and two
years In the Philippines, and being
subject to colds. took Dr.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
which kept me In perfect health.
And now. In New Hampshire. we
find It the hest medicine In the world
Tor coughs, cold, bronchial troubles
AMI all lung diseases Guaranteed
at all druggists. Pfice Soc and $1.OO.
Trial bottle free. .. ..--...-
..tas L'sthg 4JlIGn .regt
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28
|0 0oRREspo oNDENcE
- - News Items Gathered
! blythe CHIEF Reporters. X =
CROW CREEK QUOTATIONS.

CROW CREEK cooITATloNs.
Mrs. Munifrom visited at Mr.. Mar
wins ranch .vcral days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Link VIII made a
short visit Monday at the Zlebach
ranch.
Mrs Coram and children of Plank
inton are making a two weeks visit
with Mr. and Mrs. Ponsford.
Mrs. Della Oates after spending
two weeks at the Springs Is now at
her daughters, Mrs. Chas. Seger.
n Another poem on the subject
which our gifted poetess loves "The
Hen" h now ready for publication.
The last two lines run thus:
"The setting hen, OH how hate her!
I'm goihg to buy an Incubator"
Mrs. Richard Chapman Of Garth
aye writes friends that after a ser1-
ous iliI,ess and the loss Of tiny baby
girl she Is once more able TO I've
about the house and thinks she IL
slowly coming back to hearth. Her
man. friends soon hope TO hear ol
her speedy recovery. -,
Two weeks ago Mrs. tshas. Oates
gave a supper to some OF het"heish
bors. Everything was so enjoyaD'e'
the supper so fine and the spirit Sd
contagious that morning alffrost
.cangnt the guests b.aoreN they
thought OF leaving. The star per
t.,rmnnce was a trio sung by TWO
gentlemen and one lady To say u
brought tears to the eyes OF the au-
dience Ia putting 1t mildly. before
leaving Mira. Ziebaeh invited the
female portion of the party to meet
at her home Thursday, June q
which they did, swelling their NUM-
her somewhat as locusts do In flight
June q proved to he the finest day
.d the year. Mesdames Ponsiord'
loram, Marvin and Montague were
added to the original number. Mt.
Sict;o,n,ps was shearing sheep that
day and 1t was wonderful how much
advice he needed from the locusts
and how joyousiy It was given. E'i
IL, enilsun coming in with a load oi
hay was accosted at the gate ne
gallautiy responded and took a
Nsae.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28
On Moth Sides.

A travelling salesman died suddenly
IN Pittsburg. Pa. and some OF his
friends telegraphed to the undertaker
an order to make large; wreath In
yestisation showed that The telegram
ordered a wreath bearing these words
"Rest In Peace" on both, sides OF the
ribbon: If there should be room, We
shall meet In Heaven" The under
taker was out OF town and his new as
s,stant handled the Job. II was q
startling floral piece which turned up
at the funeral. The ribbon was extra
wide and II bore the inscription: Rest
in peace on Both sides And II there y
Room We Shall Meet in Heaven.
And this is q true story.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28
RICHARDS RUMsliNGS.

Frank Nlley Is visiting his many
friends In this vicinity.
Miss Alma Stormo left for u visit
ut Berrsiord, y. ID. this We tx.
Miss Winnie Braley returned to
Sioux Falls Tuesday after q short
visit at .. +. Dyes.
Miss Bessie Dye returned from Lake
county Saturday. She has taught
ten months school this year.
The sympathy OF the entire com
muniry IL with MIR. and Mrs. Chas.
Gilchrist In the loss of their baby.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28
PUBLIC MEETING.

A public meeting of all citizens OF
Buffalo county, who are interested
in having farmers telephone lines In
this county, will be held at the court
house. Gam Valley. on Saturday,
June 80 at ? p. M. Everybody Is In
vited to turn out and express their
Views on the subject. !,
-. COMMITTEE.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28
NOTICE

The Buffalo County Farmers Mu.
tual Insurance co. is now ready for
business. The Office OF the Company
for the present. will he in the Yakey
building. Until further notice VIII
bs there every Saturday Tor the trans
action Of business. ,.... -. :. -. !,
+. e. Swartout,
r.. Secretary.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28

What's the goqd Of keeping from
him ).
ANY good things you may se",
That will lift his load OF labor
I Like Rocky Mountain Tea.
- WI. Hughes X Co.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28

Boot and shoe rrpairingI. Vim
Lawson, Cham berlaln. :. D& All
" ork will I've taken to Chamberlain
and returned to Gnnn Valley prompt
by the stage driver,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28

chamberlain steam Laundry
basket leaves Gam Valley every
Wednesday morning and returns
Saturday evening hy. the Cha III ber
lain stage. ,, ~
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-06-28

... -.st. p ~
60 to Terpenning 4 Treon's TOR
nything In the DrugS1ine. Ghamoer
aiu, II. ID
The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-05-05

circular that L. s. Light is distributing in behalf
OF his candidacy for Representative from Marion
County, and the voter who reads II will be well re.
paid for the trouble.
Among other things, Mr.. Light calls attention to
the alleged extravaganza in maintenance of the State
government, saying that "our departments do not
publish itemized statements as q rule, and we And
II is almost impossible to get any information on this
line; We have partial report from our college
funds and judiciary and il the balance are like these
two, 1t explains why the cost OF maintaining our
State government Is four times as much as &c was
twenty years ago." t tA
Mr.. Light speaks Of tax lodging by the railroads.
declaring that "the entire capital stock and bonded
indebtedness OF our railroads are about 100000 600.
and the assessed valuation at same time 92OOOOOOO
"The State Commissioners report for 1909 shows
net earning of our railroads Of nearly $4,000 600
which will give the railroads about per cent inter
est on their stock and watered indebtedness and l5
per cent on the assessed valuation OF the roads
THE Interstate Commerce Commission reports
that AGO per cent Of the capital stock of the rail
roads in the United States pay no interest or nearly
90 per cent. All Florida roads pay 3 per cent on
everything, stock and water. II our railroads are
permitted TO charge sufficiently 10 pay them liy-
ing interest on all their property why IL it that
S10O0O0o0 of their property Is exempt from taxesi
Many other States assess the earnings Of railroads
The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-05-05

""sssMsw Afs -rwsamalfspln ACKNOWLEDGMENT
Rome.--Cesaro Lombroso publishes an interest.
ing study on political criminals, notably anarchists
whom he styles criminals out OF political passion
"The average anarchist" says Lombroso "is far
from betraying his criminal tendencies in his looks
On the contrary, the majority are distinguished for
broad foreheads, full, fine beard and mild soft
eyes. Everybody knows what fine men and women
the heroes OF the French revolution were--Barras.
Brissot Carnot. Charlotte Corday, etc. Anarchists
and political criminals generally are altruists they
cannot see others suffer- and because their sympathes
for others sufferings unlimited they often com.
init, In their behalf crimes OF astonishing atrocity.
Though in their private life these anarchists are
mlid and kind 40 women, II 10 their fixed belief that
violence alone can benefit their frends'
Lombroso agrees with Bourbon and maintains
tnat anarchists are murderers out OF philanthropy;
that they xii because Of their love Of mankind"
elder TrepoR, wept when told that i,iry acouitied
her o. the charge. Il thought had performed a
great service for humanity she said. ~
The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-05-05

the sleeve is slap on the front piazza
il they catch you at 1t.
"You shouldn't get up and dance the
snakentine dance every time you take
a trick. It looks more genteel and pic
turesque to do the two-step.
"When your opponent has not followed
suit it is not wise to pick out a loud tone
of voice and tell him about It. Reach
under the table and kick him on the
shins. II it hurts him he Is a cheater;
If it doesn't hurt him always remember
that you are lady.
"Don't forget what Is trumps more
than eighteen times during one hand
The limit used to be twenty-six times,
but since the insurance people have been
playing Hyde and seek the best bridge
whist authorities have put the limit
down to eighteen.
'Tt isn't wise to have conniption fit
every time you lose a trick. Nothing
looks so bad as a conniption fit when II
doesn't match the complexion, and gen.
orally it delays the game.
"When the game is close don't get ex-
cited and climb up on the table. IL
shows want of refinement, especially II
you are not quick climber.
"Never whistle while waiting for
some one to play. Whistling is not in
good taste. Go over and bite out q
couple of tunes on the piano.
"When your opponent trumps an ace
don't ever hit him carelessly across the
forehead with the bric-a-brac. Always
remember when you are in society that
bric.a.brac is expensive.
"Don't lead the ten OF clubs by mis-
take for the ace Of trumps and then get
mad and Jump seventeen feet in the air
because they refuse to let you pull II
back.
"In order to Jump seventeen feet in
the air you would have to go through
the room upstairs, and how do you know
whose room It isi
"There Gladys, If you follow these
rules ! think you can play the game of
bridge whist without putting a bruise
on the Monroe doctrine.
"P. S.-When you play for money al.
ways bite the coin to see IL il means as
much as it looks"
The next day, in order to square my.
self with my wife for getting a letter
hadn't any use for, went to one of those
New York department stores to get her
birthday present.
Say! did you ever get tangled up in
one of those department store mobs and
have crowd Of perfect ladies use you
for door matt
| got mine!
They certainly taught me the Ro-
jestvenski glide, all right!
At the door of the department store
a nice young man with pink necktie
The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-05-05

I received letter the other day that
put me over the ropes.
I'll paste it up here just to show you
that it's on the level:
philadelphia, This Week.
"Dear John: I have never met you
personally, but I've heard my brother,
Teddy, speak of you so often that you
really seem to be one of the family.
Teddy talks slang something fierce.)
"Dear John, will you please pardon
the liberty l take in grabbing two
cent stamp and jumping SO uncere-
moniously at one who is, after all, per-
feet strangerf naa
"Dear John, if you look around you
can see on every hand that the glad sea-
sor of the year is here, and il you lis
ten attentively you may hear the hoarse
cry of the summer resort reckoning us
to that bourne from which no traveller
returns without getting his pocketbook
dislocated.
Dear John, could you please tell me
how to play bridge whist, so that when
/ 60 to the seashore will be armed
for defraying expenses.
"Dear John, am sure that if I could
play bridge whist loud enough to win
four dollars every once in awhile could
spend large bunch of the summer at
the seashore.
"Dear John, would you tell loving
but perfect stranger how to play the
game without having to wear mask2
Dear John, played couple of
games recently with wide-faced young
man who grew very playful and threw
the parlor furniture at me because I
trumped his ace. fancy / must have
did wrong. The fifth time I trumped
his ace the young man arose, put on his
gum shoes, and skeedaddled out of the
house. Is is not considered q breach of
etiquette to put on gum shoes in the
presence of a ladyi
"If you please, dear John, tell me how
to play bridge whist Yours fondly,
GLADYS JONES.
Up. S.-The furniture which he threw
was not his property to dispose Of
&c. j."
When my wife got flash of this let.
ter she made kick to the effect that it
was some kind of a CIPHER, possibly the
beginning of secret correspondence.
It was up to me to hand Glayds the
frosty get-back, so this is what said:
Respected Madam: I'm a slob on
that bridge whist thing, plain poker be-
ing the only game with cards that ever
coaxes my dough from the stocking, but
I'll do the advice gag If it chokes me:
Bridge whist is played with cards,
just like pinochle, with the exception
OF the beer.
Not enough cards is a misdeal; too
many cards is mistake; and cards up