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The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
JAYHA WKER JOTS

The serpent has entered into Gray
county. It Is to have a county. jail
". r. Smith, one of the most success
ful newspaper men in Kansas, who sold
the Garnett Eagle-Plaindealer rev
weeks ago. has taken charge Of the bus
mess end of the Ottawa Herald.
Parsons is letting on like it will blow
up $4,000 worth of fireworks on the
Fourth But it should be remembered
that there is 80 per cent discount on
fireworks purchased in large lots.
It cost a Cherryvale driver s7.50 to
drive over a fire hose stretched across
the road This is almost as dangerous
as looking upon the wine when 1t is red,
which usually costs about a ten-spot-
A Clay Center women ordered a box
of fine millinery by express but It was
lost off the train near Riley. A tramp
happened along and found the box and
he carried It to the express company
in Clay Center. The Dispatch refers to
him as "an honest tramp" But what
else could he have done with the mil
linery. pray?
If this recipe which is given by the
Meade Globe does what it is recon-
mended to do It is a good thing to
know, The Globe says: y. D. Dali
Earn says coal oil is an infallible rem
edy for the bite of a rattlesnake, and
that while in Texas where big rattlers
grow q man who made a business of
only this remedy and that it never
failed. He says soak the wound i'm
mediately with coal oil and little fear
may be felt as to the result. This is a
very simple remedy and most always
close at hand. He says persons going
away from home plumming or pic
nicking should always take with them
a bottle of coal oil
Augusta Gazette: A Kansas City
whisky peddler hired a livery team
put in his jug Of samples. and made q
fast drive to the quarry and rock
crusher works. south of town. with
the expectation of returning with a
big lot of orders. But when he arrived
on the grounds he was informed by the
management OF the Walnut Valley
Stone Co and the Lewis rock crusher
that such business would not be per-
nitted and he retraced his route to
town We did not hear his talk on the
trip but presume he cussed the auto
cratic bosses who would not permit a
Alissourian to do business in Kansas.
Kansans are queer people anyway.
Even many of those who would give
him orders consider a Kansas City
whisky peddler most contemplate
human being.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
A EARLE.

The Independent movement in poll
tics, which has gained great headway
in the last year or two. has moved an
Oklahoma editor to write of 1t in the
free and flowing language of the
range. He selects a simile from the
prairies and unfurls the following
fable.
"Once upon a Time there was q
Wild Steer Running Loose on the
Range. He had never Been Roped or
Branded, and In his Maverick Condi-
ton he called No man his master.
When the Grazing was out of Sight in
its Richness. he became as Sleek and
Fat as a Mullygrub in the Sweet Days
Of Spring. and cavorted over the Plains
with his Tail raised high in the atmos-
phere and raising a Cloud of Dust Like
a Kansas cyclone. And when the Grub
box got to Looking like Thirty cents.
he Hunted through the secluded Places
and Managed to make out. so that he
Showed up Fat and Sassy when the
May baskets Got Ripe.
This Maverick was all the Time
making Monkeys out of the Other Cat
tie on the Range. They frequently
Reproached him for his wild, Free
Ways. but he gave the whole Push the
merry H1a-11ezs anu Always Sl1ence0
Advisory Remarks when he innocently
wanted to Know just when the Present
Roundup would be Over, and they
would walk up to the Loading Chute
and Deliver the Goods.
by and BY the big Boss of the Big
Herds Noticed the wild Maverick. and
at once Decided he was a Disturbing
Factor on the Range. The Maverick
had broken up several Great Roundups
and Stampeded Many Herds back to
Freedom on the Open Plains. just
when it was the Appointed Time to Use
the Cattle for All They were worth. So
the Boss of the Big Herd issued Posi-
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
GLOBE sIGHTs.

From the Atchison GIobe.l
That's a new way Of making love:
with a pistol.
When a Missourian "entertains." it
is always a dance.
A man who can play in a band. or
speak. is pretty apt to get an offer for
the Fourth of July.
They say you can always get up an
argument by asking this question in
a crowd: What is a 1irtation?'
OF course a real cross man is hard
to get along with, but he is joy in
comparison with the man who is
funny"
When a woman Is out of town, she
worries IL the men are kind to her
lonesome husband, and gets mad if the
women are
When a girl can paint a tree so that
everyone knows what It is, her friends
say she has a rare insight into
nature"
You can break the heart of any girl
who has naturally curly hair by ask
ing her if she does 1t UP on rags or
with an iron.
Every few days mans women
folks do something which causes the
neighbors to exclain IN sympathy for
him How can he ever afford 1t ?"
An Atchison colored woman has this
motto hanging IN her parlor: God is
Love" But as she cannot read, she
has the motto hung upside down.
Husbands and wives are having so
much trouble here lately that we be-
lieve a medal should be given to the
couples which get along in peace and
decency-
When an auctioneer offlciates at
public sale, people says he "cries the
sale" We suppose they say that be-
cause he cries when people refuse to
pay high prices for what is offered.
When q lawyer is unable to make a
speech his friends say the supreme
court justices are very anxious to read
his briefs, they are so beautifully writ
ten. so profound. and show such
wide knowledge of law.
They tell of man who hates his
wife Little offenses accumulated, it
is said, and finally they became a big
offense, and a very serious one If
YOU are committing little offenses
don't forget that they will finally &C
cumu1ate into big and serious one.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

a. speed that had not continued for i've
minutes when young Know1ton felt
compelled to lean forward and say.
This is certainly exhiiarating, but
do you think it altogether safe2'
This isn't twenty miles an hour
was the reply as the machine sailed
around the curve on three wheels.
Three minutes later Mr.. Weaver,
whose face was growing as white as
chalk and his teeth clicking together.
managed to make the young lady un-
derstand that he was troubled with
palpitation of the heart At times.
BEST remedy for It IN the world ?
she replied as the machine struck a
road as level and hard asa floor ana
she increased the speed.
The young men instinctiyely clasped
hands and said farewell to each other.
They didn't dare reach over and twist
and yet they realized that q calamity
must soon happen. A word from her
might have prevented what followed,
but she was intent on the road ahead
OF a sudden, as they came upon long
strip of haxle bushes, both stood up
and jumped for 1t and landed among
the bushes with a crash.
The auto did not stop. II the girl
missed them she was not cOneerued.
They picked themselves up after
while and Hmped out to the road in
time to make inquiries OF a passing
team. They walked two miles and
then hired farmer to drive them six
more. always inquiring for an auto
driven by a girl At length, as they
drew near q manor house enbosoned
in a grove. young Weaver exclaimed:
Say. now, it's dollars to cents that
this is the house we were bound for
the Henderson place.
"And IL that isn't the young lady We
have been chasing may I never eat
again. replied Knowlton as he nodded
at a girl on the veranda.
In front of the house was an auto
tied to the fence with a rope. 1t was
their auto Hung in a conspicuous
place was sign reading. For Sale
Cheap" The young men did not stop
to ask any questions. If their friend
Burt was home they did not want 10
see him. If his sister Annette was
home they did not want to see her.
All they wanted was to get back to
New York by the shortest route
Copyright, 1908, by c. H. sutcliffe.)
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

JOURNAL ENTRIES

What we would like TO ask, is Cen
eral John White F'rieTson Falls Neil
Hughes going to do to match the $500
badge the G. A. r. gave to Commander
Patrick Henry Coney the other day?
While we are having Investigations
and reforms in various departments of
the government why not have a few
rounds Of reform in the weather bureau?
Everybody knows that the work of the
weather man is very unsatisfactory. He
holds back the rain in those localities
where everything is drying up, and he
floods those that are already too wet.
given by the weather man. Let's have
Reform.
OF course this denaturized alcohol of
Vic Murdock's is all right, but we draw
the line on denaturized steak.
The average man is very subdued and
feels like hiding out when one or two
women are after him. Just think, then,
how Senator SmOot must feel with
something like $4,000 women after him.
There are rumors that the peach crop
is drying up, but that doesn't trouble
Curtis, Bristow, Stubs, Benson, Muir
dock, Campbell, ct al. They are in
terested only in the plum crop.
A London physician is advocating the
silence cure" for nervous women, but
you will discover that most women
would rather be nervous.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
a Strenuous Dentist.


Here is a striking bit of Paris CORE
spondence in the London Telegraph:
Do not stir. I am going to extract
all the defective teeth in your mouth.
and you will not have any more to pay
than if one was taken out
But I have only come for one" re-
piled the patient, a young man, who
was already suffering horribly.
I tell you that I shall extract the
lot, and instead Of thanking me you
object You see that revolver. Well,
if you move shall shoot you,'' and the
dentist laid a revolver on a table by
him
The luckless patient perceiving that
he had fallen into the hands of a luna
tic, resigned himself to his fate, and
had an awful time When, however, it
was all over the dentist was as good
as his word. He only asked for a very
trifling sum, and, after expressing the
hope that his victim would send him
some customers, and would himself re-
turn one day, bade him farewell. As
soon as the young man was clear of
the place he proceeded to the nearest
police station with the story of his woes
and the dentist, who was known to
have been in a queer state of mind for
some time, has been removed to an
asylum. But this will not restore the
lost grinders, and the patient has re-
celyed such a shock to his system that
some time must elapse before he can
be himself again.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
QUAKER REFIEcTYoNs.
[F'rom the Philadelphia record

[From the Philadelphia Record
The suburban lawn is a Ia moved.
He who would leave a pull can mere
" take time by the foreiock
When a man is too hard to please
other people are apt to stop trying.
It wouldn't be any fun for a girl to
marry unless some other girl wanted the
fellow.
we always marvel at the fncompe-
tent people who I'LL the jobs We would
like 70 have.
The Poet (fervsntly)-"Ah. the world
is full Of poetry The Editor-"so Is
the waste basket"
The phrenologiat will tell you that
there are certain bumps which indicate
that a man has a level head.
The intellectual woman always has
ideas ahead of the times, but her
clothes are generally away behind.
Mrs Henpeckke are not a man.
You are "a worm" Mr.. Henpeckke-
..Well. notice you played the part OF
the early bird
De Hanque-f'He was a wise philoso-
pher who said eat, drink ana be merrv
for tomorrow We die - O,Soaone-ssT
don't know about that. The next day
you generally feel like It, but don't.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

tow to Senator Benson. Mr.. Bristow
frankly states that he expects to be a
candidate before the legislature next
winter for the seat which Senator Ben
son now holds. and to which the sena-
tor will also aspire next winter. but this
does not deter Mr.. Bristow from speak
ing in glowing terms Of the integrity
and ability Of the new senator. whom.
he says, he has known for many years.
It is a good omen in politics when one
political rival honestly praises the
virtues Of another.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
EROA9 OTHER PENS
PACKERS SHOULD PAY.

In view of the recent beef trust ex-
posures there can be no sympathy
with the packers. The contention
made yesterday by their spokesman in
Washington that the expense incurred
in inspection of products for foreign
and interstate markets should be
borne by the government should not be
entertained. The cost of thus insuring
the proper conduct of their business
by rigid inspection should be imposed
upon the packers. Otherwise the fall
ure of congress at any time to make
adequate appropriations might destroy
the service.=New York Herald.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
POINTED PARAGRAPHs.

LFrom the Chicago News.I
The smaller the dog the bigger the
bluff hS makes.
When man lectures on prohibition
he has a dry subject.
Be wealthy and people will forgive
you for not being good.
There are men who exchange their
self-respect for a drink.
You viii never make a mistake by
talking to a man about himself
Many mans experience in a bucket
shop has caused him to turn pale.
There isn't much fun in making love
to a girl II she knows you really mean
it.
Don't imagine because the shoemaker
is a whole-soled fellow that he is al
ways Well-heeIed.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
EUE.I, LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS.
HOWE NEWS WHILE AWAY.

Subscribers OF the state Journal
sway during the summer may have
khe paper mailed regularly each day
10 any address at the rate of ten cents
> week or thirty cents a month (by
mail only. Address changed as often
hs desired. While out of town the
state journal viii be to you like a
daily letter from home.
Advance payment is requested on
these short time subscriptions, to save
bookkeeping expense.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
CUPID AT HIzRCH.

By chance I sat within her pew,
And, glancing in her eyes.
DIscerned in their ceruleam hue
The beauty of the skies
I heard her sweet. Seraphic voice
In softest murmurs float,
Its music made my heart rejoice
And treasure every note.
I did the very best I could
To look the other way.
And all went fairly well and good
Until 1 heard her say:
7 want to be an angel when
She tempted me too far,
And so I told her. there and then,
Dear girl. that's what you are"
Nixon Waterman in Woman's Home
COmpaniOu
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

tive Orders TO Rope the Wild Maverick
at Any cost, and Sock the Branding
Iron into his Hide till You could Smell
the seorch.
Then the Whole. OUTFIT mounted their
trained Steeds and set g willy Trap for
the wild Maverick he had found ev-
erything he wanted in his Freedom ex-
cept a Plentiful supply OF Salt. This
the cunning Outfit knew, so they Baited
their trap with Plenty Of Salt And
when the Maverick had Licked and
Licked and Filled himself up with creek
Water till he swelled up like barrel Of
Dried Apples IN a summer Shower, they
Ran him Down, and Roped and Brand
ed him Deep with the Brand Of the Big
Boss.
But as the Whole outfit Rode Away,
the Maverick leaped to his Feet and
shaking his Branching Horns at the
Disappearing Scoundrels, he said.
'' Brand or no Brand, III stampede
Seven Herds Of your Long-Horned
steers onto the Open Range. and We'll
be Forty-seven Miles from the chuck
wagon before you Wake up IN the morn
ing
''When political bosses pretend that
by putting their party brands on the IN
dependent voter they can keep him from
thinking. they are nightly mistaken.
Now the question is what is the salt
Of politics wherewith the independent
voter is baited?
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Not the least noteworthy character
istic about Kansas new United States
senator Is the fact that he has not
used a railroad pass for twenty years,
although he has been on the bench or
in the legislature much Of that time.
Tt is also noteworthy that he has never
said anything about this characteristic
during all these years until questioned
about it just before he started for
washington.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
IFrom the New York Press 7

Being in love seems to be either all
joy or all pain, according to no rule
whatsoever.
1t cost twenty thousand dollars to
educate some boys and they never
earn the interest on It.
A woman is pretty sure that If she
understood math ematics better the
house bills would add up less
Anyway a man with money can't
have the fun a man without any plans
what he would do If he had It.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Why are so many Republican papers
turning down Tom McNeaPs boiler
plate editorials and Dragging about it
a few years ago every paper Of the
Republican faith in the state would
have published anything sent 1t by the
powers that be, and they would never
have dreamed of telling that they
didn't think the thoughts out by them
eaIxsan
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

II denatured alcohol comes up to
its advance notices. it will go a long
ways toward making the oil trust
meek and lowly. Now will somebody
please invent a plan that will also
render the beef trust, the steel trust.
ana several other combines mod
erately humber
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

The packers probably wouldn't mind
it so much If they were sure it would
be mere report but what they are
afraid of is that It may turn out to be
a Observation-Disclosures News.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Meanwhile the beef trust can look to
H'ort Worth for comfort. While it is
catching 1t from all sides in other parts
of the country. Fort Worth people are
raising a fund by subscription to pay
the expenses Of the beef trust in fight
ing the Texas antitrust law. Think Of
4nx4f
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Now that Colonel watterson has de-
clared for Bryan, they might just aswen
make It unanimous. The Kentucky
colonel has always been the other way
heretofore.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
MORE PUBLICITY WANTED.

Publicity as to the names of dealers
advancing the price of coal might
serve public end, now that the oper-
ators decalre that coal is costing them
no more. White diamonds should not
be made so suddenly from black ones.
New York Commercial.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

All over the country two years ago
there were candidates who won be
cause OF Reosevelt's popularity" What
are those candidates going to do next
November?
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Mr.. Rockefeller's physician says that
the oil kings life policy has been
never to give in when ne knows he is
right" And the physician might have
added, Nor at any other time
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
KIcK oF THE PAcKERs.

The packers don't mind having their
called to the unsanitary con-
dition Of their premises. What they
dislike Is having the public's attention
called to the same.-Philadelp In
quirer-
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
THE JURY OF THE PEOPLE.

If the packers are not poisoners
they'll have a chance to prove it IN an
open court where the jury is too large
to pack.-Louisville Times
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Every time congress begins to think
about putting on its things and going
home, Mr.. Roosevelt suggests some
topic that starts the discussion all
afresh. Looks ike the president in
tends that congress shall earn its salary
this summer
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Too many congressman are loafing
on their jobs. but are always around
on pay day. 1t would be better to pay
them by the piece than to pay salaries
to Brooklyn Eagle.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Governor Hanley Of Indiana thinks
the country is facing a revolution If
he viii look again he may find the
country up to the neck In revolution.
-Elmira Gazette.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Let's see; Did not NIr. Bryan also
say something about not being a can
didate for the presidency shortly be
fore he left on his tour around the
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

A Packingtown member of congress
declares there is nothing offensive
about the stock yards odor He must
have had his sense of smell amputated
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

The old jest about What they can't
eat. they cam is no longer a joke, in
connection with the grim revelations
from Chicago.-Boston Globe.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
Nor indians With Indian Pudding.

Simeon Ford tells of a woman in a
Chicago hotel who was known as the
most inveterate Kicker the hosiery
had ever known.
One evening at dessert. the lady
who was always complaining asked
the waiter why the dish served her
was called ''ice cream pudding"
IF you don't like, ma'am, I'll bring
you something else.'' suggested the po-
lite negro.
sOh, it's very nice,'' responded the
lady .'What I object to is that it
should be called ice cream pudding
It's wrongly named. There should be
ice cream served with it."
Eyes, ma'am," replied the waiter.
but that's jest our name for it. Lots
O. dishes that way. Dey don't bring
you a cottage with a cottage pudding
you know Success Magazine.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Anyway nobody will have to take
back the good predictions that were
made concerning what Mr.. Coburn
would accomplish as senator.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

But isn't 1t just like the perversity
of eggs to go to their lowest price
when we are all thinking of strawber-
ries 2-Indianap polls News.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

So far Mr.. Hearst has not asked the
chair for recognition that he may
make it unanimous.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Congressman Scott of Kansas, man
aged to get into print yesterday. The
Washington dispatches say he rose to
a question of personal privilege, and
wanted to know who swiped his UNI
brella. That isn't the way Henry Allen
would have been heard from.-Atchison
Globe.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

The worst is coming. Upton Cinclair's
packing house novel is to be dramatized
The highest praise Of It viii be to say
1t is rotten
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Isn't it about time for Senator La
ToHette to hit the beef trust swat or
Two?
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Things are beginning to look some
what serious for insurance officials
when two former vice presidents of one
pig company are indicted like common
criminals for forgery and perjury.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

In the meantime how is congress
Betting along at digging the canal?
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13
sIDETRACKED.

From all indications. the Hearst
presidential boom is going to find it
difficult to get on the main track
again, the Bryan boom apparently
having the right Of way.-Houston
Post
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-13

Lie Insurance, Standard OF, CO
road stock, devfled ham. What mex
Milwaukee Sentinel