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New-York tribune., 1906-05-13

JANITOP BY German, IS; speaks Eng
Hsb. married; large apartment house or
several houses. understands small repairs
on boilers. three years experience pest or
Teferences LAUTNER. Janitor, 919 Eagle
ave The Bronx,
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13
DOGS AND BIRDS.

THE NOAHs ARK BIRD AND ANIMAL
STORE offers fine selections Of pups and
ST Bernard male. 313 West 116th-st.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13
LOANS.

We HAVE improved Western property
worth SIl 800: rental $500; net after
taxes 5000 we want total Of $4,000; long
time first mortgage, Sc guaranteed by rent /;
will also give y net earnings during loan {;
earning 1905 over 1907; notes Of $500 each.
No agents. R, 9s. SO Cortlandt st
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wArcHrs ANp gEwrLRY.

CEIAs. BARTElGS date Of Bartens & Rice)
Watches, Diamonds. Precious Stones ~
l8 John ST Telephone 3e95-Cortlandt
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13

SALESMEN-Specialty men
preferred, to handle Pat
ented Electric Flashing Sign;
one man sold 9 in two hours
on Broadway, Brooklyn,
yesterday; commission So a
sign; write for particulars.
M. N. D. Co., Tribune Office.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13
REMEDIES.
STORAGE

OBRIEN'E STORAGE. EXPRESS & VAN
CO.'S ONCE, 65th st. and Amsterdam
ave-: telephone. B2-Columbus; warehouse,
SO West bSd st.: telephone. s64-Columbug:
separate rooms for storage household ef-
tscts pianos. trunks. merchandise, 60:
entire charge taken; removals city or
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13
FOR SALE.

F-------------->-------
MICROSCOPES. guns, mathematical. sur
deemed pledges a specially. NICkLIN
OLD CURIOSITY SHOP. 163 Park Row.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13

SALESMAN-CIean-cut, en-
ergetic man for city by
manufacturing company;
excellent opportunity for
good man; state experience
briefly in writing. Address
M. N. D., Tribune Office.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13
TRUNKS

TRUNKS.
TRUNKS MADE TO ORDER AND RE-
PAIRED. Send for catalogue n. CHILD
ERUe1E WORKS, 2i2 Eaft 9th 81
STEAMER TRUNKS FOR $780, DRESS
Suit Gases for So. from manufacturer 20
you. J. BRISK. 900 Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13
MOkk MANTED.

YOUNG NAN, 20, at anything. EUGENE
LECkER. 1O4 Christopher 81.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13

YOUNG NAN steady position OF any kind;
can 90 plumbing work. MORAN. 9G4
Hicks st.. Brooklyn
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13

K-CHANIBEZRMAID, Sc---Iwo oqnth- oliiI--
err coIored women: just arrived, Wiling
70 work together or separate, cook ana
iaundress. chaInbermaid or waitress, OF gen
srai boisevoYk cal u Fleet ST. Brook
lyn Phone 1906 Main
New-York tribune., 1906-05-13

YOUNG NAN, %, with some experience In
the grocery line, wishes position at any
sale grocery preferred. ROSENBERG. 1868
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
The Family Life

y woman" the editor augsest that Il the pHnspea
upon which life q based could be extended 70 he e
human race the problem worlds salvation would be solved
which Is an idea worth thinking shout
True family realization Of the highest Ideals
humanity has had -
where save family All nd The best examples OF Az
those virtues upon price be paeed1 Where VII you
mud snch willing aacrers where such care devotion aue
The family eldest Il T. the best ot al the eFEansa
lions 81 society history is most primal state "
held tho virtues Even the stone ase father
fought a. defend hts earliest mammalian mother
STAYED by her the death
There always has been something dvne the family
itga,
ire reistous between the members Of the FAMILY have
alWavs beautiful known To Tia race
The everyday Facts Fcspet
ma TIE family boodias faithful ukng the mutual
dependence the bonds that hnd trnshs MOTE "'
eoucs cherish his priceless heritage OF humanity
n L. the one garden whch ne tai flower gross
Is said a Il r. The dollar mara y
mon eyernsawavs excepting The family ME The mefernay
splrf = STAYED NH { reaches aaegva circle
surely Il Is true tho family a Us beat could BE
extended 10 the nee there aasr brotherhood 81
Shieh posts dreamed ard
hnpe hat sach saten nay soHae dAS
sweet dag-leavea the whole lanFf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
THE PEARL IN THE WILL

bundied the young couple inia a
carriage aud with them rode 10 bis
hoaae There be disclosed the pearl
mentlonnd Ia the wiil
Eaocaior usxou explained that -
accordance with directions naked
avoa lg. BE had on the prccadihE
aav upwnea a letter attached tarttlN
Will Therein tie slider kaytlsaud
referred 70 the peAri that had 1sls
FppNaFsd long before aua atsiszd
that he fnfxnfe whoever had taken
H. The pearl meuiiuued Ia lhe Nils
be etniained. Naz Efhsi Beverly
ana ineiasea with The letter wofe
ss0 .nQa in baak uofsa
Ethel STARED a. Alien ana fhaa.
mlta = cf1 throw herself Into his
agIua
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
Living with His Double

y.,ers man has hts douhe-tts o.her self
pcasu tells seeps his douno aud h'tns " anu W'A
q, the oal 81 sleep that be misht orEc, u
Most Of MS arr doubles and henNa ne a"
nr,na f them manage live With them Ia comparative p'
" Il Rer of Denver couldn't live peace with hts other 'e
n tainted him bruised him Cor four years and E"N >" ~
an hta xsht lie was worth the living
faur years aTa member Of the house OF delegates
Ia n louis Il vas AZ the Mr Folk soihg after
me brl ana boo Direct evidence was hard to
rst and some OF the bis boodlRrs escaped
Ritter all about the deals Part Of the MONEY went '"
h hands SIC quietly lived IN Denver ane
hy the secets locked tn his breast no '
would ever know But time his other aelt know
F,r tour eara douhl, and fought with II ha'
always s the mastery did it, work and Ritter
made full confession. Now he b easier
And retFibaon viii uyerale the booders Ritter vi" tel an
II O. an awful thing for 90 hate himself
make eean breast 81 meaHh'aa un :"
ssulk through ufc tryiag TO dcixc ones double
some DO not They live aud die With the danee al
wave sriuning their
Most 81 as however make sacrifice of all pride
ana Law the ghost ~ td
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JOY! OH! JOY!
OH! JOY!

All waa quiet IN the city free EN-
piu1 mant bureaus
The clerks In the labor office
prapar moved about with hated
breath aud an tip toe. one bran
diahed In his hand a small piece
OF paper. and wore a foolish. sick
Is grin on his face
IN the adjoining office Secretary
Circuit lnbarea bnally Al hiH desk.
unaware Of the impending news.
fiia clerk tiptaod In aud looked
"a the secretary pltyinaiy lie
hated 10 break the news 10 him.
fearing tho consequences VI the
shock
Twice he started forward with
the fatal paper. and twice retreat
cd 10 the inuncf room TO gain new
courage.
Finally he motinned 20 - A
Thompson for silence. aud again
approached the secretary
lie handed him the paper and
rushed Tor a glass Of water
one glance at ihe paper aud Aee
Rotary 0font kceled 0ver
The worst had happened. and yet
the best
Three houaawork girls had been
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

sgx years nf wandering had
brought Allen Raymond a The boa
est DEPTHS ~ poverty. Mental an
gulah ureF "a unInaf charHe - dlH
honesty bad rendered him Incapable
81 apply inE himself % any profit
able osrupation. AMI he had afiftsd
asmleasly New be bad returned 70
London IS meef. u possible. hia faf
n1ef swrofhsarf. Ethel Tlrsegnif. and
his father. II the latter Vas unfa
inntlne he wunid 80 forth again an
exile. or Ethel there rumained
srarceIY = spark ~ hnne fnaouhf.
ediY sbc bad biaasnd him from bar
{ Iife and bad Nsdind probably be
bsoshsF To The offlce ~ pia Rob
ere Waisnn. Bis fathers soiieiiof.
Allen furHaf hia ateFa.
There - learned % hia fathers
death and gteaned aioud - thc an
announcement Nae made
knd be nsYsf tuFgmEn me- 10
asked
ite never accused yosa. salt the
AGED saileifnr. and frt he NaeHsed
10 feel that there should have h<en
an explanation haf that Is al ufef
nos ] saint 10 SPEAK % yuu u hls
wliI In ATS later DAYS your father
became csaa lsarr eccentric fhaa
D. had beau AZ these years The
laat clause Ia tie All concerns q
prafi
a poasi. calculated Aiieu
yes. buf not she enc that result.
"a In lhn quarrel between f0u aud
goaf father That waa never iaund
/ often expressed 70 your father nv
conviction that Ypa had nofhink 20
DO with ita diannp.sarnuce.
TIE prarl mentioned ia che viii
vas ieff 70 which ever - the two
sous Vas actually Ia possession u
II SIN months after goBr father :
death With the pearl Nuuld 80 all
the property not disposed 1f In the
will There vas little u that. Mr..
Raymond. Cor yunr father eacms in
have possesaed onlg a ycfy small
part of the means with which hs
vas credited The sir months VII
expire IN q week
Allen listened without much show
u interest.
There II no chance that I shall
find Il, be said
Then fhey talked business. Wat.
son vas sympathetic and in need
~ = clerk tie awarded the place
10 the young man and preass'sl
upun him money HhercWlih he
might get a Hew outfit
Two days later At the close q a
Workday. Allen aaw a familiar fla
ara in n eroNd Of Fifl employees
swafmlug from a restaurant II
was Ethel Al the same moment
she recognized him and her face
lighted with an expression Of pleas.
ufe
/ lie took her arm aud az they
I walked along she told him Of all
that had happened ia his absence
I when Allen had been. turned
adrift abs faneled that she loved
7 Hubert. his brother. She had. how
ever. sought Mr. Raymond 10 tell
I him that he must have misludged
\ Allen The old man remained firm,
I however II was hia wish that she
should marry Hubert and tho lat.
tor pressed his suit Her fancy for
him I'D not flpen TO love and the
romance ended when her father
failed. With that event George 4
attentions we're brought 10 an
I abrupt end.
Dearest" he said. we arc both
poor. bat need that hamper you.
I when my condition improves will
I you marry me-
Yes" vas the answer And
then. with the blindness of love,
thcY coiiidcd with q short. pros
porous looking gentleman. A soowl
gave way 90 smiles as he recoR
nized them
why, it's Ethei-~and Allen" he
CALCULATED lie was George Dixon
uncle OF Dick and executor Of the
estate Without explanation he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
Have You Been TO the
Navy Yard?

Every visitor and every resident
Of Seattle should see Uncle Sans
wonderful navy yard az Bremerton
Sec the battleshipa, cruiseta and
torpedo boats there. the great
training ship Philadelphia; the mag
nificent drY dock. foundriss and ma.
chine shops The ride on the Port
Orchard boats. which leave Pier 2
six times daily. - delightful, and
you viii enjoy IT, Round trip. Soc.
sts
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
Never Too Late

rs never too late "a begin a
bank accoaut EVER YnunE taan.
every mau with a family. SHOULD
pat ann.thee aside for the future.
The State Bank Of Seattle offers
Fom ever inducsment consistent
Nith conservative banking pfinct-
Pies TO start that arrount with
them. Yoar savings uili draw Z
per cent interest. compounded
Hernl annually The hand that holds
the money IL the hand that rules
the wefia When Nill yoa make
The beginning II takes but sisgle
dollar 20 get a book
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
Pleased With Herself

Every lads Ia Seattle can be
more than pleased with herself II
she has a picture taken By Pinnef,
the Photographer Ia the Washing
ten building Don't Nait for a
bright day rinney uses the violet
arc light. aud can take your photo
day or night
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

on Oct 18th and 18th Northern
Pacific all sell round "trip tickets
20 Chicago for 81. aud 10 81. Louis
iGfb0. Eoine limit 10 days. final
return limit Nov a0tb. good for
stop overs FOR fail particulars
Inquire Northern Pacific city tick.
81 office. corner First Az and Yes
Der way. 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
See California

Before going East. The Southern
Pacific company offers excellent ac-
eommodationS. Two trains daily 20
San Francisco BY the famous scenic
Ehasfa route. Reservations. tich
cts and Information AZ Union Ticket
office. ees First AZ.
Z. E. ELLIS. Gen Agt. 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

eDo you think every man has his
price alderman
= cont huoN whsiher The other
hoxn have theirs or not. but I've so'
miae and Dc poluged 20 bis insldc
pocket
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
A Word Prom Josh Wlsc

sBuy a trunk. Pat" said a deal.
or.
Aud what for should I buy a
trunk = rejnincd Pat
To pat Your clothes In was the
reply.
And go nakedga exclaimed Pat.
Not a BIT Is itt"
EDGAR RUSSELL
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

Washington canal aud the development OF our own re-
sources. all assure II.
Rich people are taking full advantage Of It; they're
planting their entire surplus IN real estate.
Why not your
Our new subdivision Beacon Heights. will give pur-
ehasers bigger profits than any subdivision sold in
Seattle at equal prices
Because
Prices with low-owef than values three
times further from the center u the city,
The property IS the closest IN heretofore unplatted
tract in Seattle
The situation - high and slightly.
All kinds Of developments planned tof the inn
mediate ncighbofhood oucc-cxension Of the line,
opening of the Beacon Hill boulevard through the sub
division and the improvement Of the z4oacre park
belonging to the city.
Lots arc 4oxtoo TO f2s feet with alleys the boue-
ward is 10 feet wide and Seventeenth is 20 feet
Prices from S4zs 10 $780, payments Of $50 cash
and $40 a month under 500 one-iourth cash aud SIS
month on lots 500 or over
Perfect title free abstracts free legal opinion by
A. f. Hanfnfd. the we-knowu title lawyer.
Now hurry u YOU would like 10 take advantage Of
this chance 1, viii be aud every last lost sold in
few days
Take the Beacon Hill to the end d the line and
walk south three blocks Cur representatives are on
the ground every day or TO The office and have
80 with you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
MSS WILSON TO GO TO THE LOTUS LANDS

WAsfnNGTON. y c. sept no--MlFa Flora WI
s..s, faunhiaf ~ the secretary az agriculture aud
soFtnsrly the chaiesiue u bis Washington home. =
pbssuf - undertake a trip around the world start
ing thls cumlnE autumn from Paris and EuinH mrs.
10 TIE ffaly La thenec TO EGYPT and tha sptuA
lanax Of thu East she wiii so Ia a lessusely man'
sler ant I'll, .obahig be = year o. fwn en- route.
Miss WIisoa has resided Ia Paris for the past
shre~ years Official society rather psiie on Der.
as ahs q book N founE Noznan. and was n9t enlf
college graduate. bat teacher In The towa State
unsTrrattY beFurs her father was sailed % hsEh
hpuorx IN TIE kinleY cabinet She Is The ualY
hostess IN the fginat Mckinley cuterie Who ktiil
olas ner pos,l a. and sae - thus Whiis ihe Young
est in the cabin 4 aet the ranking ehafslalue Ia
point Of service
HE her father possesses an unusually good voice
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

Louis n. R0senbnum today sold
for $50 600 10 Herbert Y Perry the
entire half block. consisting Of hlx
lGOM20 lots. on the west side Of
Enlait& MeGregor. style tallofs.
| Z 400 tlarguH aV 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
WATER SHUT OFF.

Water viii b. ahui or to i
. uoffow FROM 8 a IA. 10 p !
IA 90 Eaaliaku az. from !
q Thomas 10 East Caller 81 and I
q IL the district from EaNtlaks /,
az SoTth. from Roc 81 to I
. Lake unipn. ,
q q .
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

Ia aaa NANTES &c. ise maniies
los. goc ones lan. ase NANTES ise
90 ones ~. 40 NpiHnfugs -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

Get the habit Of wearing Elliott
q MrCregor clothes. i3z9 Second
80 sss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

Melfose ~. from Thomas 20 hhf'
fiBgu ftB This property vas pht
chased yesterday for $4,000 .
Mt HnArnbaum ipdny boushi
from william = Harper 4 h0n iat
81, 400 the northwest corner 81
Washington 81 and eleventh az
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

found In Que day. Who accepted
places
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

father, unusually Ea
French aria wh equal and
patAna fairly artist and WELD foFcefnl
is Wilson's Huiourn abroad has been De-
that she to ppbsh book o. poems
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

4 Hmart young FELLOW called out
"a a farmer sho VAS sowing seed
Ina hia field
We'll done Old felioNi fou soN
reap the fruits"
Maybe you will said the far
MGR. for l'm sowing hemp
III DAVIS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

buffalo nin has announced that
he will rutifa next year Patti
nemhardt. buffalo mn, Alas. poor
| AlIi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

y um Inclined 20 think the Spout
cts have a family skeleton
= know thvy have.
How DO yolG know
= Was al the SAME seaahafr ~.
SOFT they were last year and saw
Mra sl,autef In her bathing suit =
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03
STAR DUST
By JOSH

10 at pRixu ersr ooNrWaur'os s' SECOND PRIZE u
srNp IN vouR YARNS. sataF. AND ADDRESS
~JosA WIS., STAR 81
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

"YaaH." remarher Farmer Nanp
i've alters kept my money Ia an
odd brown teapot
"Sametods n rob yuu some daf :
"a apaae 50. ltut II they 30 ~
have the satisfaction 81 hnawin.
wis robbed by q thief an not hN
M pioua. highly respectable. white
" hlakefed son of a Run of a bank
ofIlahnl. Louisville Courieflour-
nal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

Remember that y G. FLOYD 4
Co. 2t1 Collins bldg loans mon
ey.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

No abatement in the pre-
nomenal demand. Pracslfaiq
impossible. with IA average eall
for a carload per day. % 81
shipments fast enough % on e.
ders. which keep pouring 10 =
person. by special deliver. res
@sngers aud telegraph. 70 eager
ere intending purchases f'rn
an over Western Washfngioa
and Alaska 10 avail themselves
81 such q rare opportuntiy e
procure exceptional values =
our GREAT DEMONSTRATED
SALE offers
The names OF four hHndrss
purcha zers were given IN 90
announcements In yesiertsf
papers. but we have not - ~
time 70 Get near all the sslss o.
the books.
We feel a pardonable pries y
this very remarkable recofd ~
Il Is as startling IN pisno pr
ehaadgsing ON the Pacific cosr
astti Is conclusive proof TIA. y
TO NOW and honorable nas
meas methods and Advan1k~
are appreciated BY the puane
Pianos which are gov se'as
Offered by IA at $3.50. ~,
saes g2q0. $500. ss25. tSfo ~
$500 s425 $3.50 and upward. ~ y
WORTH PROM A FOURTH ~
A THIRD MORE. II
Notwithstanding the ven |"
prices. Ne are selling on ieiw
Of $40. sl2. SIS. s7e. 81
$50 down. and 81. 81. III
$40. sls, SIS and $50 per m1
with simple interest Of ne
OF : per cent. per snnum Gu
ferred payments. -
A partial list Of the celeo'a,
makes wa represent y hiAsr
af the Chickering 4 sons. NJ
ball Hobart n Gable
story a Clark. Hadiorn =
Johnston Co, Clarendon' "a.
side 4 Bell. and kimhah -
cloueh q Warren paFsof
church nrmauS !.
The famous Weber fsa
ntana. steck pianola pass
Whcelaek Pianola plaao II
su,yvessant Pianoia piano
Every Instrument guafaassSs.
10 be as represented or HWY
refunded.
D. 5. JOnstOn Co.
oO3 I'd A., Burke bag.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

legal Department
john Wise Are cat fiah healthy
Ann Eater
Am Eater We think 20. a. Ne
have heard none % them complain.
lng lately josh Wlav
Josh Wise / have been greatly
bothered sifh my eife.a cold feet
lately Can you soil nae phat a. SET
tor her. Married
Married. Get another bed
Josh Wise
you daar mean % teil me that
your wifc called 5oa a uaff
sshe did
What's thatf~
eoh. told her another lie to
prove I wasn't
'-our 1907 auto has one improve.
ment that viii be welcomed b
both the owner and the general
nnblic said the motor car sgunt
What's hate
a marble slab on the back"
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or necessity We have 60
but we've got the Eoada No
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Q 90 10

Boys Buster Brown
Suits. brown. gray,
navy regular price.
s2.to. Special .....
sasts SlIV
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BiggestWest
of Chicago
Seattle Hss the Olstinetion 4
Making the Record.

o. s. Johnston Co. sold sssrif
Hail Thousand Planes sss
Organs oerins the Month =
September.
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A Chance for Every Man Who
Can Spare $40 a Month

More money has been
made in real estate in Seattle
IN the past five years than
IN almost all other lines Of
profit making combined
More money will be made
IN real estate here in the next
five years than IN any past
ten years Of the eity's his
tory.
80 question about Il at all
NO city IN America is 50
talked ab0u,-thc Exposi-
ton. the Alaska develop
meut. the Oriental trade.
the building 81 the Lake
dnyei1ufneut al 1ttr own re-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-10-03

nlnckola shoe Black
ing sss.+F+.stsesf
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ste .

9 10 p.
Biscuit Cutters feKu=
lar price, &c Spe
riHl s.s.s..astS c
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. lbs GRADUATED
sugar .sassss. fHC
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-10-04

A man in Higginsville, Mo-, had
five daughters, four of them mar
ried to men named Short, Brown,
Poor and Little. The fifth was
united last week to a man named
Hogg. At the wedding supper the
old gentleman said to the guests:
Il have taken pains to educate my
daughters that they might act well
their part in life and do honor to
my family. / find that all my
pains, cares and expectations have
come at last to nothing but Poor,
Little, Short, Brown, Hogg.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-10-04

The janitOr of the school threw
up his job the other day. When
asked what was the trouble he
said, Pm honest and l won't
stand being slurred. If l find a
pencil or handkerchief about the
school l hang it up. Every little
while the teacher or some one that
is too cowardly to face me, gives
me a slur." In what wayH"
asked the officer. why. a little
while ago l saw written on the
board, find the common multiple.
Well, l looked from cellar to gar
ret, and / wouldn't know the thing
if l met it on the street. What
made me quit my jobi Last night
in big writin' on the blackboard, ii
said. find the greatest common
divisor.' Well, | says to myself,
both of them darn things are lost
now, and I'll be blamed for swipin'
EN-, so I'll quit
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-10-04
Harry Turner Quits.

Harry Turner Quits.
The Macon (Mo.) Republican
prints the following item:
Harry c. Turner, formerly city
editor of the Mexico (Mo.) Daily
Intelligencer, and more recently
manager of Mrs. Nations publica-
ton, The Hatchet," at Guthrie,
Oklahoma, has been compelled to
give up the latter position on ac-
count of i'll health. Mr.. Turner is
proprietor of the Wellsville (Mo.)
Record, and will probably return
to Missouri and make his home at
Montgomery City. He expects to
continue in religious and temper
ance work in the state. While
thus engaged he will still be on
the payroll of Mrs. Nation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-10-04
AuIrain Courts.

Circuit Court-3rd Monday in
January, LIST Monday in June, 3rd
Monday in September.
County Court-1st Monday in
February, LIST Monday in May, 1st
Monday in August, LIST Monday In
November.
Probate COurt-2nd Monday in
February, End Monday in May, End
Monday in August, End Monday in
November.