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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-03-13

hds Wolf ielbc iiter ridt moden
ipenn Der Serr Eforrer Die Stride
5lllhlieBt ans Ailait, ein 1romt
tonnte ctipa lIiht Nagelfeites NIT
aehen beiBen, ooer Die Heinlihfeii
fornltc 81 piel bori,nter lcibcn."
rUttnam": ,aommt hos
tuor2"
HifoIons: Slider, 3orens
lngt nilr banlit Sic Wabrbeit."
III tinom": ,Sns mare aol,s
acaen Den Wullit uno @iQcn DER
Stride. lort I'M Sabernafel lit ia
Ger, iuclfer inls 3uruit: y8nmmet
Gae 5n mir, Die Shr miibielig nnb
helaoen leit. it mill @ld, cralliden. +"
@ie fam man Den @ldlibigcn zen
3lttritt 5i INN perihliebHn? - Gin
Seelioraer, Der Die airhe ans obi
gem @runoe Den soll5en Tag Der.
lhlieBt. Die @lGubieen pom 3lltritt
gum 3obernafel abbdlt, piirhc bel.
tragen, Den @eiit Der Srommiefeit
mn Der Siebe Gum olerbeiligiten
Iltorslafrnment, anitntt al nGbren
ltno All pilegen, tpeniaitens inbireft
81 p%eroranaen mcnn Das. NOS
man falm alaitben lolte. pcrfommt,
10 mliB man ocrolsiescn, baB Die
S%ro9fueite elmer iolhen !Sonolungs.
ipeiie niht It anoen nirb.
3raurig senis! Bel @ctt lit Niles
moalifl, in Imerifa chen gar piel!"
.2oren5: sd fam MIR be.
oaueru. Dab 10 piele, ia Die n~leiiie,,
&atboIifen, Die .i,p.to-oate" iinb, in
oieiem Viinfte, ME in nod pielen
anoern alif Nbpege gerotben iinb,
10 Dob lie nidt blcB in Ser Religion
iibcrbaiipt nahldiiis nno Tau se.
norben, ior6ern audi Dem $eilanb
i'm nllerbeiliaiten Nltarsiaframent
nidlt Die '2iebe. uno 3reiIe, mie err
peroient, cripeiien unb i1 ielbit
bate oiesbe3iialiH nod mebr tbi,n
fonnen lin6 iollen."
Nttoiaus: sd oild|, i} 1ehe
es Iest niir su gut EN-"
,utinam": .ygs fomn,t Die
Naht, no Riemanb pirfen fam,
ldst Der Seilanb., 60 large man
alio reh am 2eben lit, fam man
wirfen. D. h. Sos ~perfGumte Cute
nad]holen unb Niles mieeer ant
MAIDEN. Ios gilt jeoem M.nifen,
Der sefeblt bot unO ieine Sebter
einiieht. 9ieier @ebanfc troItet."
Mifolaus nnb Qorens:
n@an5 gerpiB niid) ms; ipir poGen
10 balo als moalih unh bon iest
an offers unicrn Seilono i'm 5ober.
nafel beiuhen, oenn bonn 9obernofel
aus muB ms Der segen 5nflieBen
fir nnier SeitIifes unb eipises
@obl; fir uns unb uniere ga,
Mile" .b94,
vntinum": 7ollnb ,per bat BEN
Segen unb Die Ollie @ottcs beut5f,.
taae notbpenoiger4 als Die fatbo.
liihc Yrelie? = @enn Der Serr oas
Saus niht baMt. bauen Die 9dlt-
leilte linlionit. Tainit @ott beiob.
len fiir bente,!"
Mifolaus nnb 9oren3:
rSer3liten 9anf! @elcot lei
Sseilis @6riitus!"
rlttimam": .Sn emiateit,
Nmen!"
Oortietnna folat.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-03-13

lltinom": n@ott gum 8rliB,
tpie gebt's, pie itebt's nit ben Sci
tuneSpeien2"
2oren5: IS gebt lehr gut;
unier 9latt finbet INNER mebr Der.
breitung mo mic mir boren, lit be-
1onoers ,lttir1am" iebe @od)e Gin
iebr pilfommencr @ait IN Ieocm
9auie."
III tinam".G us ireitt mid,
nnh lit mir @rins geluug fir meme
Niibe mo Nrbeit."
Nifolous: Man iieht. Dob
Dos Golf bod imner nod gerl,
etpas 9ebrreifJes %licit."
IL tinom": y@epiB! mod)tc
MIR sic @otbpcnoigfcit bes gpoito.
lots Ser fatbpliihen EreIic INNER
mebr %erfonntl unb gemiiroi9t per.
ben bon Erieiter lulb Golf."
2oren5: ga feblt es pieltad,,
ia i'm Illgemeinen gepalti9, oiele
ipolen etpos Sdones, 2ebrreifes
mo Grbaullt)es gor lId)t lelen, nm
Den gnr fcinen 0cidmod oaran,
fiittern iih ober nit Den Srabern
iflcfter 2cftiire. mi :d)riitlidcr,
idrbloier Sdriitcn unb 3eitungcn,
Ieibcn Sd)iiibrud an @loilbe, Geli-
gion. merben religionslos uno gleid)-
giiltig, lebcn lciftiiunig in Den Gag
binein, ais oh man epig hieiieoen
blcibeit bilrite, OILS oh cs lid nift
ailf fiir lie I'M Simnnel uno Sole
bonoeltc."
r11tinam": Gin befnnnter
Sprlld) beiBt: nGilibQliio ogis, pr,l-
hellicr a9as ct reipice iinent." @ns
INNER I'll tbuit, tbile eS nit Sing.
belt nnb beoenfe boS Gnbe. Gie
Seineu mo @eltmcuid,en haben bel
ibrem Sbnm mo Saiicn MIR oic
Solgen iiir Die 3cit I'M 9llge ulb
fragen lid ocBbolb: 8ie piel @elo,
peldIeu 8ortbeil bringt mir oieic
grbeit, bieics @eidGit iiir ole
3eit2 Ter cute, glGnbi9c Grit
aebt nciter ltnb ocrft an bic 6oloen
fir Die gmi9feit. CT .iragt lid:
mas niist mir 3os iir Die Glpi9.
feit2"
NifoIaus: ,@ir Wenifen alei.
den Den TiIeern, Die bienieoen
feline bleibenoc Stdtte hoben, iou-
bern inllner neiter manoern. bis lie
bas 3iel, oos iic erreiden noQtcn,
pirflif errcift baben. @ic pein.
lid iii es fiir einen Yilger, penn
err INNER iiirdten muB, boB er rnog-
literlueiie einen fnlihen @eg cinap.
idlagen babe! Wiiiien mir Wen.
ifen niht aild) INNER fiird)tcn, mir
forntcn alti einem ialihen @eg ms
%befinoen?"
.utinam": .@onS gerpiB; oenn
fonit miiroe Der Npoitel Gault$ ms
Die Mabnung nidt crtbeilt 6obcn:
.Wirfet eler Sell nit Sur6t urlo
3ittern," @bilipp. 9, 10"
2pren3: ,@enn Gem 10 lit,
aibt rs oenn oar feline aenn5cidrn,
aus oenen man rltnebmcn fam, oh
man oui Dem @c9c gum Simmcl
iei2%
.nti nam y@epib gibt es
folhe aenn5cihcn fir eincn fntbo.
liihen Ghriitcn. MIR m,B man lid
bitten, bob man lid etma NIT Dem
ginen ooer Nnbern besniigt lnb oa..
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-03-13
q q II III a M.


Hifolous: aSorcnS, lab inns
Nafmittogs 5u .lltinam", Dem
ssere,nios npu Tllbudlue, hinulls'
aehen uno ms nit inn Elm Stiinb.
d)en nnterbalten."
2~orcns: .Dtit Dem 9rOBtcrl
Ger9niigen oenn id mrterbolte mid
aud, icbr germ nit inn, bel Iuem,
mos er ioet, trifit er Den 9ta9el orI
Den 9opf iulO u0s mir nod am
beiten aciGat, CT lit pom DEN flrd)-
Iihen mo fntbolilhen 8rilnol1ecn
gonS ourd,brunaen unb litdlt III
@ort ullo SdJriit ben poien vllp.tp-
bote" 8eiit pes &iberolismilS Der
aud, nm fatbotiiGen Eager, III Stride.
Gfulc. 6onilie, 8emeinocn mo
belnoers @crcinSpeien huff uno
Den edtcn autbolisismus INNER
mebr perqiitet. %roitloa 6u be-
fGmpfen."
GifoIous: ,@ott lei 3onf
bob mir nod iolf,c Marner babcn,
Die iirb bentSutage ablollit nptb.
menbie."
2oren5: o@epiB, ober lire
Sohl lit flein nlb niinrnt, mle es
i6eint, INNER niebr nod ob."
Nifo lans Stuoe, BOB. ~lltl;
nam" ifon 10 oft, frdnflih lno ge-
bredJlih lit"
2@pren5: y8emib, ober geiitig
lit er nod iebr iriidJ moge Der
liebe 8ott i'm uns nod longc err
balten.,"
HifoInus: .Gas gcbe 8ott.
9tiin, alio Nahntlttags."
Soren5: r@lt! ungcruhr i'm
9 llbr fonlrlc ih 5il Cir uno Damn
geben mir matchmaker"
Hifolous: ,IQri9bt!."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-03-13
Ter Yapit iiberlGft es ben gHh6fer
IentiGlanO'S.

1entihlanS's.
Sn fotboliifen areiien Deutih-
LAMBS bcrritt ihon lett einiaen
Sabren elm 5eitweiie iosor nit gro.
Der Sh1rie %eefiibrter Streit 5rpi-
iben Scn 8ciiirnortern Der (%eonfei-
iioneG eemiihten, aber oli politip
driitlihem goeen i%tehenoen) freier
driitlihen @emerfihnften nnb ben
fatboliihen 1afabtbeilunsen in ben
fatbolild)en Mrbeiteruereinen. Wab.
reno Die arobe Mebrbeit Der fatbc.
liidlen Soaialpofitifer uno 3eitmn.
gen ulb ousgeiprod)ener Beiie aiIh
cine gn5ahl Biihofe, nit benz Col.
uer Cardinal Slider on Der Spise,
Die eriteren beaiinitisen, tritt bic
0tinberbeit, ins~befonhere einiae
Serren in Berlin, iorpie giihof Or.
aoruin bon Srier, iir Die lestereu
elm. % Der aompf m lester 3eit
bnrd, &ereinsiebuna oes Tapites eine
unliebiame Wenouns aeromnlen
bot, perofienfliht Der rSHerootore
Hcmano" nun folsenoe cffi3iele
Note:
.Sn Der oeutlhen fafbcliiten
Yreile lit in ben letter Easen eir
bsibcr Streit iiher Die 5rase ent-
ltonoen, pelde bon BEN beioen per-
ihieSenen Snititutionen: hriitlihe
@eperfiboften ODER fatboliihe Gad,.
abtbeilunaen uorausieben ieien. Do
nun @inige lid n,if Die Mutoritdt
bes Eopites beriiien baben, ais Oh
oieier Die observation-disclosures I'M @e.
serios 81 Den @erperfihaiten
belobt unb erinutbigt babe,
linb mir ermShtiat 81 CT.
flGren. oab &c. Seiligfeit nit
aleid)em Woblmolen iotpohl Die
einen, lpie Die anheren Snltihitisnen
lobt unb %ermutbigt. oa err iehr mobl
meiB, oaB Die beionaeren gc6iiri.
niiie Der perid)ieoenen Iioseien mo
TropinSen Deutidlano's oaSn be.
thinner fonnen, Den einen cbcr oen
dnoereu (Crganiiationen) Den Dor
5ua 5it aeben."
Sofientlif miro Dem Streite, DER
IN Den meiiten oeutifen Dioaeien,
100 ebell Die Iinge onoers liegen ais
I'M Griercr Sprengel. nid,t nur ole
Grbeitcriad)e lhobigt. loubern ole
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-03-13

.fiir Den @ciien genug". I'll
nit @ott beioblcu bis sum nGfitell
@ciltf, Sptt iegnc Gud mn al Die
@urigen!"
So.cn5 urb NifolanS:
g@ir oonfcn irc,nblidlit iiir Die
quite Sebrc uilb boiicn auf boibiac,
Wleocrlchcn. @eloht lei Sells
e%hriitus!!"
.l(tinum": ,Sn gmiafeit,
Imen.."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-03-13
-

Der. serinsite llnfaq fam slt,
peilen cine gerrenfilng eernriahen
unb cine S%errenfuna cine Auetih.
Jung. 8eioe Suiammen fonlen
leiht unb mirfiom biirf ben @s-
brauh bon Ct, Safobs Del gebeiIt
neroen.
-+f+-
Iiih bos Shrperite lit leidt.
ipenn man eS fam; une oss Seih.
teIte ihper; nenll man eS nift fam.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-03-13

eefhGeisten grbeiter alld) ms 10.
sialbemofratiihe eager treibt, elm
balsises @nSe bereitet.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27
AN ADDRESS TO VOTERS.
From the Nominees Of the Democratic Party.

party
We believe that the administration the ci affairs rightly
of politics.
the Importance
As guaranty what the voters may expect we are elected to Office we
policy.
During large addition was built the Lincoln school bridge
the Wisconsin river the south the city built
lighting
bridge for aboring built city,
chased pinking
mission has
the necessary
build has
Others less Importance have been made all times the business the
city has been conducted in careful business like
The lighting proven
question that the position Of the party favor of municipal owner
ship the and payers
ing of $4,000 year on street lighting alone
believe lighting
Co. the Electric pledge
lighting that citizen Wusu
comfort and safety these
The republican municipal ownership and has
always fough When the municipal lighting
plant the republican leaders bitterly opposed republican aldermen
with exceptions
these aldermen has re-nominated by his
The democratic theory municipal ownership
correct in the operating of pnkers
front of his lot city did sprinking
We favor buying sprinker making possible
every citizen have his spnked he desires thereby greatly adding
The pleasure and comfort of all citizens.
protection m
should also extended rapidly practicable
the city, We pledge ourselves that elected this will be
other public outside the
tensions and like necessary improvements are taken up
cratic administrations
improved
the main business thoroughe leading the country
We believe policy for the city encourage the building up her
industries and securing
trusted with the the city employ all proper means advance
the ciys growth and prosperity.
given making our city more pleasant for her
citizens
should securing parks along
while they can be secured by donation or small
give city
cal administration with
and distribution the burdens will
to pay his honest share
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27
Old Time ProtectIoniStS.

The Free Trade Broadside is issued
by the Free Trade League, of which
William Lloyd Garrison is secretary
The number for January, 1906, is out,
and contains some telling references to
the position of protectionists of former
days.
In the United States Alexander
Hamilton may be said to be the father
of the protective tariff. If Hamilton
was alive now and repeated things
that he once said he would be pretty
sure to be denounced as a free-trader
and an enemy of the true interests of
his country. For example, he is quoted
as saying in I791 "The continuance
bounties on manufactures long estab-
lished must always be of questionable
policy, because a presumption would
arise in every such case that these were
natural and inherent impediments to
success" There appears to be here an
admission that a protective tariff is a
bounty, and that it ought not to be
needed beyond the period of the
industry's infancy. This was said two
years after the passage of the first pro-
tective tariff when rates were not above
five per cent. Hamilton had no pre-
vision of a time when a hundred per
cent. would be judged equal to free
trade in some cases.
After the death of Hamilton, Henry
Clay became the leader of the pro-
tectionists in the United States, and he
held that position as long as he lived,
though there were periods when the
tariff was overshadowed by other
questions of greater interest for the
time being. Mr.. Clay is quoted as say
ing in 1888: THE fourth mode il
which protection can be afforded to
domestic industry is to admit free of
duty every article which aids the OPP
GRAFTON of the manufacturer" THIS
was a frank recognition of the fact
that protection was for the promotion
of manufacturers. The same idea was
embodied in the first section of the
first tariff bill. The idea that protec-
ton would benefit everybody, and
particularly the workingman, was of
later growth. Henry Clay, meeting
the argument that wages were too
high in the United States for manu-
features to flourish without enormous
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27
Democratic Ticket.

The democratic ticket which can be
found at the head of this article, was
the one which was placed in nomina-
ton at the primary election lat Tues
day. All are good men for the various
positions, and if elected the affairs of
our city will not suffer at their hands.
4. L. Powers, who heads the ticket, is
Que of the proprietors of the Wausau
Herald, is a man who has had much ex-
perience in municipal affairs, having
served two years on the city council
and in the regular routine of his bust
ness, has taken more or less interest in
matters pertaining to the government
of the city. His particular hobby is
municipal ownership, and if elected he
promises much cheaper prices for gas
and electric lighting. The platform
upon which he stands can be found in
another column of the PMoT
John Sell, who was the choice of the
primary, for comptroller, mas served
the city in that capacity for the past
four Iyears, and he has proven q very
efficient, careful and painstaking Off
Ger, He served the city eight years on
the city council and his wide experience
in all matters pertaining to the city's
intricate affairs, makes him very valu-
able man as comptroller. During all
the time Mr.. Sell has been connected
with municipal affairs, not one word
has ever been heard against him, but
there have been plenty of words said in
praise of his ability and gentlemanly
and accommodating ways.
Herman Lemke, who is the candidate
for city treasurer, is also man of large
experience in municipal affairs. He
has been a member of the county board
and of the city council, and has served
the city for five years as treasurer,
making a most excellent, capable and
painstaking officer.
Fred Weisse, the candidate for assess
or, held that position when the city had
three assessors, and he is therefore in
every way fitted for the responsible
position.
For supervisors there are such well
known men as Jacob Gensman, w. w.
Albers, John Kiefer, Hans Weik and
others on the ticket and one only has to
look over the list of candidates for
abdomen, to become convinced that, if
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27
An Infant Industry.

One of the main purposes of a pro-
tective tariff is to help along struggling
infant industries. AT least that is what
the standpatters say. The iron and
steel industry is one of these infants.
The report of the United States Steel
corporation for the year 1905 shows
how much of an infant the iron and
steel industry is.
The gross receipts of this corporation
last year were about $500, 100000. The
net earnings amounted to Sis, $50, 272.
The banner year in the life of the trust
was 1902, when the net earnings
amounted to over 1S3,0OO.00O The
worst year was 1904, when the net in
come was s73, 10, sci.
Infant industry? These figures
speak more eloquently than words.
What monstrous absurdity to shelter
this mighty giant with high tariff
schedulesi
1t is said that this great corporation
will expand from $50, 900, 900 to $50, 00O,-
600 during the present year in extend
ing and improving its plants. And all
of this enormous sum is to come out of
surplus earnings.-Fort Atkinson DEM
ocrat.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27

protection, uniformly contended that
there was no substantial difference be-
tween wages in this country and
abroad. This proposition to benefit
the manufacturer by free raw materials
is, of course, particularly grateful to
the people of Massachusetts, whose
zeal for tariff reform is stimulated by
the knowledge that free materials
would put money into their pockets.
Accordingly, the following from Henry
Wilson, afterwards Vice-President is
quoted:
'The people of New England, and es-
pecially of Massachusetts, are very ex-
tensively engaged in the manufacture
of articles in which wool, hemp, flax,
silk, lead, tin, brass, iron and hides are
largely consumed. 1t is for their in
terests that the duties on these articles
should be merely nominal, or that they
should be free. If our manufactures
are to increase-to keep pace with our
population and the growing wants of
our people-if we are to have the con-
troll of the markets of our own country,
| if we are TO meet with and compete
with the manufactures of England and
other nations of Western Europe in the
world, we must have our raw materials
duty free or at merenominal duty"
This was said in 1857, the year when
was enacted, by the almost general
consent Of all parties, the lowest tariff
bill that the country has ever had since
the era of high tariffs begin. That was
denominated by distinguished protec-
ZIONIST 1.-THE Manufacturers bill' par
excellence. 1t was about this time that
the pretense that the tariff benefited
the farmer began to be put forward,
and it was claimed that the first Morrill,
tariff, which became law in 1861, while
not so favorable to the manufacturer as
that of 1857, was more beneficial to the
agricultural interests. That pretenseis
still kept up, in spite of the fact that
our farmers pay from 25 to 50 per cent
more for agricultural implements than
! is paid for the same machinery by farm
ers abroad.
The doctrines of the standpatters of
today are distinct departure from
those laid down by the early protec-
tionists. The extreme protectionists of
the present time recognize that the ex-
listing tariff was put together without |
rhyme or reason by combination of
interests that got what they wanted, |
with the assistance of many others who
did not understand what they were do
ing, or who were dragooned into sup |
porting the bill by the supposed interests
of the party. To maintain this COM
bination is the only way to maintain the ]
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27
THE PRIMARY ELECTION
One-Ouarter of the Regular Vote Was Polled
Last Tuesday.

Wauau had primary
The results that either
show their strength else people,
polling voted The
little oneurth of that the presidential election
scratching
ticket
number scattering republican
the column The also demonstrated
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27

existing rates, for they have no basis in
equity or right reason. Even a discus
sion of the subject is discouraged, as be-
ing calculated to drive off the men who
have had no share of the pork" That
is the logic of the scandpatters, which
is easily understood by those whose ex-
tortions are promoted by the present
rates, but it has in it good deal of per-
plexy to the men who are despoiled.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27

WHEN you 90 to the polls next Tues
day, remember to cast your vote for
H. H. Grace, of Superior who is a
candidate for Justice of the Supreme
Court. Marathon county should give
Mr.. Grace large vote.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27
Wall of the Doomed.

1t is idle to deny that the present po-
litical situation in congress is cause
for grave anxiety to the republicans of
the country. The fact that the admins
tration is represented in the most inn
portant legislation before congress by
aggressive democrats like TilIman of
South Carolina ind Bailey of Texas is
ominous-more ominous than has yet
appeared.
The recording of this fact does not
imply, necessarily, censure of White
house or capitol. 1t is the fact itself
that is distu. Ding republicans. The
differences between the administration
and congress have produced crisis in
political circles by crisis in Wall
street.
However Wall street panic may be
explained as a mere collapse in stocks,
it ramifies throughout the whole coun-
try, to the disturbance of business and
to the embarrassment of industrial
enterprise. So this unusual situation at
Washington, though in way technical
politics, ramifies throughout the whole
country and demoralizes the spirit of
the party in power.
The Washington events cnronicled
day by day in the newspapers tend
clearly toward the decentralization of
the republican party and the confusion
of the party leaders. This tendency is
particularly ominous al a time wnen the
democratic party seems hopelessly COM
mitted to make William Jennings Bryan
its presidential candidate on Populis-
tic or Socialistic platform in 1905.
The political situation is analogous to
that which prevailed during the Cleve-
land administration from 1898 to 1897.
MIR. Cleveland went into office in March,
1898, with his party united and with a
democratic majority in the senate and
house. Differences between the adj
ministration and congress on the tariff
and money questions led to party
decentralization, to democratic defeat at
the congressional elections in 1894, to
division, recrimination and defeat in
the presidential election in 1896
We are not discussing here the issues
then at stake. We are stating the po-
litical fact The warfare between a
democratic president in the White house
and the democrats in congress was dis
astrous to the democratic party. There
in is the lesson for Republican adj
ministration and republican congress.
Cannot the administration and the
republicans in congress get together on
the platforms of the last three presi-
Dental campaigns and present united
front once more?-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1906-03-27
GOT HER MONEYS WORTH.
Drug Store Customer Took Postage
Stamps Instead Of Hair
Bleach.

The pretty girl whom the drug
clerk recognized as customer en-,
tered the store rather difidently and
approached the clerk with the air
Of one about to ask a favor, relates
the Rehoboth Sunday Herald.
"Do you ever exchange things?" she
asked, appealingly.
"Well, it depends. We try to be
accommodating" he replied. what
do you want to exchange?"
She brought forth a bottle, which
she handed him.
Il decided not to use this" she
said, "and I'd like to return it."
"This" was bottle of peroxide Of
hydrogen, and the girls hair was still
brown.
Certainly Tall take it back" said
the clerk. what do you want in
stead?"
She thought minute and looked
around at all the mysterious glass
bottles and jars. Then an inspiration
lit up her pretty face.
"You are so kind" she said. "I'll
take # out in hostage stamps"
Fond Of Writing.
81 am .'eally delighted at the inter
est my boy Tommy is taking in his writ
ing" said Mrs. Hickelby. "He spends
two hours a day at it."
Really? How strangel How did
you get him to do it?"
"Oh, as for that, told him to write
me out list Of everything he wanted
for Christmas, and he's still at it."
stocking Up.
''Wnat are you buying all that stun
for, Old mani"
ooh | am just stocking up Tor the
Christmas stocking up"-Houston
Post
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elected, the city viii be well conducted
for the next two years.
The city election will take place next
Tuesday. and as to voting places, etc.,
the voter can get all the facts from the
Information to Voters published in
this issue of the PILOT.
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HUGH MCINDoE, a former Wausau
citizen, and who now lives at Joplin,
Mo, has written letter refusing again
TO become candidate for state Sena-
tor. Mr., McIndoe is very popular
man in the South as well as he was in
the North