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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-04-20
k,sptomanlae N. p.

A myterious outbreak Of kleptoma.
MIA has invaded the house OF COM
mons. The origin Of the disease has
been traced to case which happened
two or three weeks ago. when SIX
cakes of house of commons soap were
found bullying out of legislators
coat pocket. .
Since then the malady has spread
with alarming persistency. One mem
Der of parliame nt, who In a At OF men,
tai abstraction took a pair of hair
brushes stamped with the royal arms,
was taken before the sergeant at
arms and gently admonished, but even
then the disease was not extermi'
mated.
Table napkins have been mystic
riously spirited away by one over
worked legislator, while another un'
consciously took somebody else's
check book.
Recently the kleptomaniacs have
confined their attention to silk hats,
and so many have disappeared that
some members now think it necessary
to put skull caps in their pockets as .
safeguard against going home bare
headed.
Every night now when the cry ia
raised OF "Who goes homer" it is
found that there are not enough hats
to go round.-London Express.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-04-20
Route Two.

MuO J. MuU '@'''- asva N''. 2.S,{sE n
John Steen has returned from
Mankato Hospital where he under
went two operations. John still
looks pale but il improving. B
John Larson has leased the Nels
Moberg farm for one year.
The Easter rabbit took shelter in
J. E. Peterson, and 81. Pfeil's mail
boxes, during the storm last Friday
night, and while there laid batch
of fine Easter eggs, when Carrier 2
came alsng, collected the eggs,
deposited bis mail, and went his
way rejoicing in the mud.
Aug. Nystrom has filled in around
his mail post, 90 water cannot stand
there, and is quite an Improvement.
Seeding has now begun in dead
earnest.
The old Wooden Bridge crossing
the Ocheydan Lake is getting
dangerous and should be looked
after. Z.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-04-20
MOBILES COUNTY NOTES

Nick Bank is having the King
nqilding painted and papered, he
intends to open his restaurant soon.
Mrs. p. A. Nelson went to
Luverne Monday to visit with her
parents Mr.. and Mrs. Hvid.
Miss Robinette Scheier is on the
sick list.
VIM. Tentler, of Lismore, was in
Adrian Monday.
Pill Lands went to Sioux City
Monday with stock.
Tom Noonan, of Lismore, made
a business trip to Adrian Monday.
8. J. Mckenzie departed Monday
night for Louisiana to look after
his lumber interests there. Mr.. Nc
Kenzie is at present erecting saw
mill and several dwellings on his
property down there and good re-
turns is expected Of his enterprise.
WAR & Dumble the new Adrian
hardware firm received a large con-
signment of new machinery and
carriages Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Silas, of Luverne,
visited Sunday at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Wilson Abbott.
Miss Terasse Barcley of Magnolia,
visited Adrian friends Sunday.
Geo. Walden, of Lismore, was
down on business Monday.
Mrs. Davis, OF Luverne, visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Times over Sun
day returning to Luverne, Monday.
Miss Roxie Slade, who has been
sick for several weeks, and confined
to bed, is again able to be out.
Mrs. G. 8. Savannah had special
sale at hu6QmOro IuoSQay.
Rev. Hanson returned from
Round Lake Tuesday.
Invitations are out for a dancing
party at Becker's hall Friday night.
J. Bratager aud Andrew Peters
of Lismore attended lodge here
Tuesday evening.
Geo. Eppers, who recently had his
ribs fractured while trying to show
the on-lookers that he could throw
Clarence Faraghers, two out of three
times, is now improving rapidly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-04-20
Adrian.

Norman Enger moved into hls
house recently bought in the west
! part of town Friday.
Rev. II. z. Rvid, Of Luverne waf
the guest of Thorn Gunderson over
Sunday.
P. A. Nelson has had severa
rooms in his house decorated,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. p. Alder left Fri
day night for Sioux City where Mr..
Adler has secured a position as buyer
OF horses for Chicago firm.
Chas. Times, who has been CON
fined to the bed for over a year with
paralysis, is reported much worse
the last week.
Charles McMann of the State
University is spending this week
among friends and relatives in
Adrian.
G. G. Seaman. of Lansboro, MINI.
called on our business men Friday
also visited with P. A. Nelson who
was locatd at Lansboro some years
ago.
Thomas Gunderson, who has been
sick with pneumonia for several
weeks has sufficiently recovered to
sit up a part of the time.
Born--To Mr.. and Mrs. John
Mauch, Tuesday, agirl.
Joe Bel was called to Lake
Wilson, Mimi, Saturday owing to
the serious illness OF his mother.
Jams R. Jones went to Worthing-
ton Saturday to spend Sunday with
Mr., and Mrs. E. J. Jones.
Mark Groves of Worthington,
was in Adrian on business Saturday
and Monday.
Clyde Hyke who is barber in
Joe Mars Parlors at Sioux Falls
Sudayed in Adrian.
Miss Rose Ostern, leading
teacher in the Luverne high schools,
was the guest Of Prof. and Mrs.
Anderson of this place Saturday.
Rev. Hvid, of Luverne, held
services at the Lutheran church
Monday at 1890 the regular Easter
SERMON being delivered by the home
pastor Rev. Hanson.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-04-20
Indian Lake.

Emil Erickson left last Tuesday
for Worthington where hewill work
on a steam ditehing machine.
Rev. Oberg left last Tuesday for
Nebraska and Iowa on business. He
expects to be gone about q week.
George Olund..left last Wednesday
for Clear Lake, Iowa, for a two
weeks visit with his parents.
Dan Fauskee captured swan in
Lake Ocheydan week, he has it
alive, it makes the only one in cap
tivity around that we know of.
Nils ..Grelson, ..of Worthinegton,
is re-shingling his barn and other
wise improving his farm preparatory
to moving out next spring. -
The base ball fans are getting in
trim for the base ball season and ex-
pect to have a good nine this year.
Mr.. nd Mrs. Nils Moellar, who left
about a month ago to make their
future home in Reynolds, Todd
county, returned last week and will
live at their former home again,
ia -. - }~se %$a :.
Gust Larson is among those who
recently purchased new buggy OF
the Smith Implement Go. AZ
= ,sGEa.. '2a&5 ~
Wanted-House cleaning or laundry
work to do, 2nd house north of
Sfoom Laundry -" l.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-04-20

Wanted-House cleaning or laundry
work to do, 2nd house north of
Steam Laundry. 20. s..
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
Dir JntntnhrEty nf
thr pfrk-a-R nn N1atat
BY LALLA SELBINI,
French Actress.

is far easier give definition OF immodesty than OF
modesty Immodesy be typifed by two words in my
estimation-the 'peek-a-boo waist"
While l appear every afternoon and evening on
roof garden in tight fitting bathing suit, must confess
my of modesy would go far as to wear
peek-aboo waist
There is nothing more immodest than one of these
suggestive haf-reveang halfconceang garments that
women have taken as part of their costuming.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
LuckleSt Man In Arkansas.

Il am the luckiest man in Arkan-
sas, writes H. L. Stanley of Bruno,
"since the restoration Of my wife S
health after five years Of continuous
coughing and bleeding of the lungs,
and / owe my good fortune to the
worlds greatest medicine, DR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
which know by experience will cure
consumption if taken in time. My
wife improved with first bottle, and
twelve bottles completed the cure. I"
Cures the worst coughs or colds, or
money refunded. At Woods & 0rmes
drug store. Price SOC. and 81: trial
bottle free.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
CIR MarrtpA Ma1t q
Suntntrr Rtghts
By MRS. CLARENCE BURNS,
President of the Little Mothers Club New York

wife rocks gayy back piazza brigade OF
hotel.
deserve home eight months in the
twelve?
consider selfshness the part Of the American
bring herself desert her faithful each
curing 1t continual wonder that she can vege
seaside sands while he thing swell
hopelessly selfish men
are proverbialy kindhearted.
The American the only husband the world that would
turned psudwdowe in
proverbialy tenderharted and long suffering
They wdowerhood without complaint
Isn't quite the usual thing?
admit that Mr. Gaboy writing eoqueny of his utter boredom
having the time OF his life incidentally, legion His
opng consists gardens charming little suppers
with the other
this the of thing expect who deliberately
husband his devices three months stretch?
sick children is perfectly legitimate
within committing distance Of the city, And suppose
manageable daughters be censured for
ing them off happy hunting But all other who will
fully desert foolish.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
Saving the Bison
New York Clb'S Herd 10 Again Hear tho
Call Of the WlId-MIillons That
Once ROamed Over the
Western Plains.

"0UR years ago, in response to q
resolution of the senate, Secre-
tary of Agriculture Wilson sub
mitted a report beginning with
these words: THE American bison Is
on the verge of determination. Scarce
" a handful now remain of the mil
lions which formerly roamed over the
plains of the west" At that time only
two small herds of wild buffalo were
in existence in the United States, one
of twenty-five individuals in the Vel
lowstone and one of ten in Lost park,
Colorado. 1t looked as If the bison
would soon be as extinct as the dino
saur. His friends, in and out of con-
gress, began to agitate ia his behalf.
Their appeals have moved the heart OF
the great white father at Washington,
though 1t took four years to do it, and
he has adopted herd Of tame buffo-
loes, which he purposes to make wild.
This herd is the gift of the New York
Geological society. 1t consists of twen-
ty animals in good condition. From
Its cramped quarters in Bronx park,
New York, it will be transferred, prob
ably in October or November, to
range of twelve square miles In the
Wichita forest and game preserve in
southwestern Oklahoma. The new ag.
ricultural appropriation bill provided
$4,000 for the fencing Of this range,
which will furnish good grazing ground,
permanent water and shelter from
storms. Here the buffaloes will enjoy
the conditions under which their prim-
five ancestors thrived, and If their
spirits have not been too much sub
dued 10y long captivity they should not
be slow in hearing the call of the wild.
The agricultural department hopes to
have better luck with the bison than
1t had with the burros recently sent to
the Philippines, which, although shell.
ter for them was provided stayed out
all night in tropical storm and were
drowned in their pasture. The
blamed fools didn't have sense enough
to get in out of the rain" the official
herder reported
1t is computed that there were fully
10OO0,0 900 buffaloes in North America
before the white man came. The whole
of this great shaggy population used to
travel in a circular route through the
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
Draughon's Chain Of 26 Colleges,

Elsewhere will be found an adver-
tisement of Draugh on S Practical
Business Colleges located at:
Paducah, KY, Evansville, Ind, st.
Louis, Mo-, Elpaso, Texas, Jackson,
Miss, Memphis, Tenn, Fort Worth,
Galveston, San Antonio, Waco, Dem
ison, Texas, Oklahoma City, o. t.,
Shreveport, La, Little Rock, Fort
Smith, Ark, Moskogee, ]. T. Kan
sas City, Mo-, Fl. Scott, Klaus. Nash
vile, Tenn. Atlanta, Ga, Raleigh,
teen years. incorporated $500, OOO. 90
capital. Seventeen bankers on Board
of Directors. Draughon's chain of
Colleges secure positions for those
who take the guarantee course or re-
fund every cent Of money paid for
tuition. For catalogue address j. /.
Draughon, Pres't., at any of the
above places. If
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23

TWO BISON OF THE BRONX PARK HERD.
continent, all keeping more or less in
touch with one another during this
slow but continuous migratory exist
ence. The Indians killed no more than
were annually replaced by birth, and
no game laws were needed TO keep the
bison census up to its high level. With
the coming of the paleface, Indians
and buffalOes alike melted away.
Apart from sentiment the buffalo is
valuable animal. Its meat is excel
lent, so closely resembling beef that 1t
Is difficult to detect the difference, and
no scandal has yet placed it under
suspicion. The buffalo's skin makes a
fine Overcoat and an unequaled car
riage robe. Heads Of the bull bison
bring high prices for decorative pur-
poses.
Private preservation and even do
mesticatioR of the bison have been
tried IN New Hampshire with oOnsid-,
cradle success. The Blue Mountain
Game preserve, founded by the late
Austin Gorbin, now has herd OF 100
bufaloes, and many calves have been
sold and given away. From this herd
same the parents OF the animak whAch
the Bronx 800 hes presented to the
aQysrAInsF. BNffaloes are wonder
h.lrlV hsslhy animals, and thar warm
SSGbs EafA 1t possible tor them to
wisASt~sa .t,e most jstsnse Geld with
SU dasOoaDfSiH. Nh n New Hemp
sidre they PeqU<t}.ks shsleer IN Tie
dead Sf water.
One yeM HampAhiEe breeder, who
states that he has made ! big Rrofit
out Of his small herd, ftsefes the cost
Of baylor tho five years which a bqf-
Eile rsq0trSs to reach maturity at sos.
A full gEoEVn buffalo Is worth from
$3.50 10 SsOo dead or ahwe. One man
can easily take care OF 200 buffaIoes
IN ire Miutor and have time left for
vthor ttnnRs. n the summbr the an
hAaas, take oEae Of themselves Rhis
New HG1nprhiEe bzReder ftnls that n
the sal~As are RHkrly wfaAed his
herd insssases rs Tpdly ash herd OF
OSdkAalV cattle. N has brp ken two
buh calves 10 the yoke. hap trained
tkem 10 draw heavily loaded cart
over the nrountairoHs roadk OF the
Granite st1te and-wlIl exhibit them.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
Newspaper Space

Space is to the newspaper man
just what goods are to the merchant.
If the merchant gives his goods away
he will not stay in business long. If
the editor gets no pay for his space
he will be a monstrous curiosity to
keep his bills paid. Some people
don't know all that. They have no
idea that anything about newspaper
outfit costs money. There is this
truth many don't know. Stinginess
with the newspaper doesn't pay at
all. If you need it, and every bus
mess man does, use it and pay for it.
If you don't need it, let it alone.
Don't get the idea that the newspa-
per can afford to work for you merely
to get your good will and keep you
busy.-Bowling Green Courier.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
How 10 Avoid Appendicitis.

a Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipated.
Orino Laxitive Fruit Syrup cures all
chronic constipation by stimulating
the liver and bowels and restores the
natural action of the bowels. Orinc
Laxative Fruit Syrup does not nasu-
ate or gripe and is mild and pleasant
to take. Refuse substitutes. Woods
q Orme's.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
GOtham'S Idea Of POIltenesS

He was an accomplished Southern
gentleman of the dreamer school, po-
lite but impractical and as green a
visitor as New York ever had, says
the New York Press. Age about
6fty-fve. His eye caught two pretty
women over-burdened with bundles
standing on corner of Fifth avenue
waiting for stage. In their ex-
citement several bundles fell to the
sidewalk and across the avenue he
dashed to the rescue. As he stopped
with a dignified ALLOW me, ladies, "
and proceeded to pick up several
packages, they began to scream for
the police. A fat officer appeared
and laid the heavy hand of the law
upon the collar of the Southerner.
The women grabbed their property
and fed, while policeman and pri-
soner walked toward the station. The
Sergeant happened to be a sensible
fellow, and after hearing the gentle
mans statements he lectured him
gently and let him 60.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
Enhurtng Qualities
nf Trl1p 6rpatnrBs
By PRESIDENT ARTHUR 7. HADLEY.
OF Yale University.

strong OF any kind will find friends and followers.
prize fighter fanatic politician millionaire philosopher
Christian there will be who will choose him for hero
fall by the choice.
believe that whenever it to great crisispOlc
dusa noa-there enough Of the spirit Of Christ America
Bh though good ground for hope short OF
havaE grOHAd for eompaeent That part OF peepls
whs with avy sensatisna of sosY and arsn
and nRor far removed from fife multitude Nh Net
tits Hap bta BarabbasH
K2t part which looks platform ptess for aNsk
passions and which seeks leader who give voice e neo4a-
ngs OF fS Peysdces emotions has advanced Efe beyond
the stage, OF those who elanlored for the cru6hxien.
The battles and the fortunes Of Marlborough Ehs very
eu OF LouSpae before the majestic eenstaEeg II F~sbOse Of
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
Local Time Table !. C. Railroad

NORTH BOUND
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Arrive Nation $50 pm
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Arrive Chicago $50 am
SOUTH BOUND
Leave Marion 336 am Arrive Princeton 400 am
Arrive Nashville $40 am
Leave Marion III7am Arrive Prineeton I2Is pm
Leave Marion $40 pm Arrive Princeton $50 pm
Arrive Nashville GAS pm
Leave Marion 7ss pm Arrive PriAceton 8ss pm
Ar Hopkinsville o4s pm
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23

Is the summer eX-
odus of wives fair to
American husbands?
Is it equitable and
Just for the bread-win-
ner of a family to be left
desolate and alone in a
dismantled house for
three or four months in
the summer while his
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
DRAUGHON'S

Practical Business Colleges.
Elsewhere in this issue will be
found a special offer made by Drau-
ghon's Practical Business Colleges,
chain of "a colleges, an offer that
will doubtless interest YOU. Read
it.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23

.0UR years ago, in response to a
resolution of the senate, Secre-
tary of Agriculture Wilson sub
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23

said that cicse peek-aboO waists is
little since utterly unhampered by
clothing clear there nothing
immodest about womans figure clothed the tghthtng
bathing While may appear the
stage which she giving
of her profession So long vulgar from aesthetic
be all Real vugary mmodesy only
where the artistic shocked and mind with
artistic instincts dominating there be susceptibility to inn
modest suggestions.
The Venus Of Medc exquisite figure there are
few people who would admit being shocked this old Greek statue
Yet infinitely vulgar and suggestive she would be shocked
lady would garb her in a peekaboo waist
On the think should street clothes The
pe-aboo waist with its muudnous holes its glimpse OF lingerie
ribbons immodest than the socad out
rageously ownecked gown of the English society the
strip tights OF the beautifully formed actress.
American women have gained reputation OF discretion as COM
with French women but that would be
guilty going the lengths of displaying the apparently
conventional American do in the peel-aboo waist.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23

In the great drama of slavery arrd secession
we draw oTr largest inspiration NOT hofn the bril-
liant Arguments of the orators nor the brilliant
strategy OF the geseFals but from the patient en-
d~ranss of two great hesvy-heartcdf men on OPP
posite sides. unlike in all else but alike in unseihsh
devotion to principle as they understood it-I.ee
and Lincoln
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles

Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Producing
Piles. Druggists are authorized to
refund money if Pazo Ointment fails
to cure in 6 to II days. SOC.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-08-23
Men are saved BY

Men are saved BY
what they do, not by
what they profess. But
it is not enough to gel
things done. They must
be done right.
In law or in medi-
cine, in business or in
politics, you will find
heroes that YOU wish In
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1906-01-13
A HEROIC SACRIFICE
Minneapolis Fire Captain Gave
His Life For a Woman.
TEN DEAD III HOTEL HOLOCAUST.
Guests of West House Jump From
Dizzy Heights 20 Their Death.
Many Brave and Daring
HeNeuea

MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi, Jan. H.
The West hotel, one of the largest ano
finest obstetrics in the country, has
been destroyed by fire here. Ten per
sons are known to be dead, a score
were injured, and several are missing
The hotel was filed with guests, and
172 persons were on the two upper
floors alone.
The dead include Captain John Ber.
win Of truck company No. /, who fell
several stories while trying to save a
woman; Thomas Summerville, Spring
field, ILL.,, a guest suffocated on seventh
floor; w. G.. Nichols, chamber of com.
merce, suffocated G. H. Wright tray.
cling salesman of New York found
dead in room 630 having been suffo.
Gated by smoke; Mrs. j. E. Hodges,
Minneapolis. suffocated; ]. J.. Peisin-
ger, New York, jumped from sixth
floor; J. r.. Wolfe, northwest salesman
for Sperry Il Alexander, New York,
burned to death in his room
The fire was discovered in the base
ment and is supposed TO have been
started by crossed wires. The blaze
gained rapid Roadway, and soon flames
were bursting out of the seventh story
windows in the northwest corner of the
structure. The sitting smoke and the
intense heat drove many to the win
dows and forced two persons to jump
from the dizzy heights of the seventh
floor to the ground in the alley north OF
the hotel.
One man in IN effort to save himself
from death by cremation jumped and
landed in the areaway leading To the
Turkish bath establishment in the base
ment of the building. He struck the
guard rails on the way down. and the
iron tubing forming this railing severed
one of his legs above the knee. He was
dead when picked up. Aside from the
death of Captain John Berwin the IA
talities were largely due TO suffocation
Captain Berwin's death was the re-
suit of self sacrifice He had assembled
five floors by means of scaling ladder
and seized screaming woman. He
carried her from the window but her
uSSitS MN W lose HIS Ddl~
ance. He hurled her upon balcony
with last effort and plunged five sto
ries to his death.
Alice Larson, who attempted to es-
cape burning by jumping, was dashed
to death in the alley north of the hotel.
A score of guests on the top floor
were compelled to use the department
scaling ladders in effecting their escape
from the burning building. The fremen
wound stout ropes around the bodies of
these guests and assisted them in max
ing their perilous descent in midair to
the floor below.
Judge Atwater, the oldest lawyer i'm
the state was rescued by Il male nurse
who carried him five stories through III
smoke and water Many OTHER daringl
rescues We're reported.
f. A. Chamberlain president of thel
Security Bank Of Minnesota. ana hi4I
family, were rescued from the top fioorI
of the hotel.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1906-01-13

WASHINGTON, Jan, 10-Before his
departure for Charleston Secretary Bo-
naparte wrote a letter of reprimand to
Commander Luclen Young in execution
of the sentence of the court martial
which found that officer guilty of re
missness Of duty in connection with the
boiler explosion on the gunboat Ben
nington In view of the peculiar cir
cumstances Of the case Assistant Sec
rotary Newberry, who is acting as see
rotary, has decided that The letter shall
not be made public 10y the navy depart
ment agd that it's publication shall be
left TO the discretion OF the recipient.
The reprimand is mild in tone.