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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-30
FOR NEW YORK,

Via Night Line Steamers except Saturday
making connection IN Norfolk With Main Line
Western Ry. at o a., NJ, and T. M. and Chesa-
peake Ohio hy at ., a. n; an a, 4 p; NJ
Morfoik with Main Line Ships sailing at p.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-30
WOULD ARREST
HER FOR FORGERY.
Toublc Awaits tic Woman WHO
Posed Here As Mrs. A. c.
Burton.
ENDORSED DR.. PITTS CHECK
Editor Wrote Check Payable TO
Mrs. Burton, WHO Was Then
in Philadelphia.
ENDORSED DR.. PITTS CHECK

If the woman who posed us the wife
was In Richmond obtaining money
through his agents from the charitable
people of tho city. returns here. slic will
be Immediately arrested, and the charge
one than those upon which Burton is
held.
The woman, who Burton has confessed
was not his wife, endorsed check that
was made payable to Mrs. A. Chadwick
Burton. ana by this act II is believed that
she committed forgery. Certainly she
signed the name on tho back of the
check of a woman who at tho time was
in Philadelphia, for tile real Mrs. Burton,
who later appeared here as u witness
against Burton. was in the Quaker City
at the time the Burton quartcttc was
operating In Richmond.
One of the four warrants that have not
been heard charges Burton with having
obtained s. from DR.. Pel under false
representations. DR.. Pel's evidence, when
the case was first tried in Police Court,
was that the alleged Mrs. Burton and
one OF the young women had appeared
in his office and asked him for n contr-
button to the poor OF Epworth Methodist
Church. He was reminded that he had
donated S. the year previous. While he
didn't remember having given to this
church before. he was $50 absorbed by
the gracousness' of the women that he
wrote n check for five dollars, payable
to Mrs. A. Chadwick Burton. treasurer,
On the stub of his check book he wrote
"s5 for poor OF Epworth Church.
Check Endorsed BY Her.
This check was endorsed by the woman
who travelled under the name of Mrs.
rurton, and the money was collected. BY
this act 1t is said that the woman COM
United forgery, and Is liable to indict-
ment by the grand Jury. But whether or
not the grand jury will take cognizancc
of the offense is not known. at any rate,
1t Is safe assertion that the woman will
be prosecuted should she return to the
city
Burton is very restless in his cell at
the city jail, and the nonchalant air has
departed. He spends the day In pacing
backwards and forth in the narrow con-
fines OF his cell. and at night 1t is said
that he sleeps very little. The man plain
ly shows the effects of his conviction.
though ne attempts to hide his real
feelings when seen by strangers. and es-
pccially representative of the press.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-30
STEAM BOATS.
0LD DOMINION
~ STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
Niuht Line for N orfolk.

Leave Richmond every evening foot
Ash street, at P. NJ. stopping at Newport
,trip. Including stateroom berth meals. soc.
each. Street Cars to Steamers Wharf.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-30
Richmond and Petersburg Electric Railway.

Cars leave corner Of Seventh and Perry
streets. Manchester. every hour ION the, hoqr)i
from a. NJ. to 10 P, n. Last car Y mid1ight.
t-rars leave Petersburg foot of Sycamore
Street every hour from 6:35 A: NJ. to 1926 ?.
Il - last car l1:40 p. NJ Limited car Gals A.
"A Al car cars from Petersburg connecting Rich.
mond cars
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-30
Chesapeake G Ohio Ry.

Through Trains VestTbuIed, Electric
Lighted, Steam Heated. Dining
Cars la Carte.
Limited for Cincinnati, indianapolis. st.
Louis. Chicago, Louisville. Nashville,
Memphis, West and Southwest:
200 pm. and 1i:o0 y. m. daily.
Westbound Local Trainsi
1880 a. and Sis p week days.
Express for Newport News, Norfolk and
Old Point Comfort:
o:ooSa- ind 400 p. m. daily.
Local for Newport News and Old Point
Comfort:
7:35 a. m. and 500 y. m. week days.
James River Line:
1920 a. m. daily: 5:i5 p. m. week days.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-30
Eichnonders in New York.

Especial to The TImcs-DispatchD
NEW YORK. Jan. 2S.-Breslin, It. j.
Mccarthy: Marlborough, j. Leslman and
wife: Netherland. g. Il, Dewitt; Hotel
Aston, G. l.. Fairbank; Seville. II. p,
Darlington.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-30
How 1t is Possible.

IN showing these facts. the speaker
afked how Is II possible to save the
poss II must bo done, he said, by.
strens,hening the incentives to virtue and
by reducing the incentives 10 vice. Tho
moral atmosphere must be cleansod 90
that q boy may make his fight for IN
Brightness without facing a battery or
unnecessary temptations.
we must combine for moral health.
as We do for physical health. we do not
value the souls Of our children ms wa do
their bodies. II we We're as much con-
cerned about their moral insecurity AZ
we arc about their physical perils, we
would raise such u clamor In this old city
ss would compel tho powers that be to
astarnp out the centers Of moral Infection
that are making drunkalds, gamblers.
w.liorcmongerG and criminals of Il large
percentage Of the rising generation.
"Goyernment statistics for last year
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
CIark-wilkins Wedding.

Wednesday evening Miss Pearl
Clark and MIR. John wilkins. accom-
panied by Miss Margaret Clark AMI
Mr.. A. ]. Gilbert. went to Fulton, and
were quietly married. The Rev. j. c.
Reed. pastor of the Christian church
OF that city. said the ceremony. The
bride Is a pretty young woman Of the
south side. She wore a smart travel
ing costume. Mr.. wilkins Is the es-
pert accountant now connected with
the West Kentucky Coal company
They left Immediately after the GER
cmony on q several weeks bridal
tour.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
SPARROWS DROWN
HEAVY DOMINIQUE KNOCKS
THEM FROM TREES.
Fifty Feathered Bodies Found by a
Policeman and Buried by Tender
Hearted Girls.
Monday at Half Price

Last nights heavy rain storm Is
responsible for a wholesale drowning
of sparrows and because of The fatal
fly 10 the members of the feathered
tribe, there was a general funeral this
morning. Fifty little English spar
rows sought shelter from the heavy
downpour of rain in a big tree at the
brewery, colored boarding house. on
Sixth street between Ohio and Ten
nessee streets last night. The down
pour was too much for them. 1t beat
in on them, wet their feathers and on
account of the darkness. they were
unable to see where to go. One by
one they dropped and were drowned.
Policeman Ed Alexander found the
fifty little bodies on the pavement
early this morning. Little girls later
took them up and buried them.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
Don't Starve Your
n Hair to Derth


Many a head of hair. apparently
healthy is slowly starving to death
and It's owner doesn't know IL.
Did you ever know this. rsaiery
Do you know that certain elements in
the blood supply nonrishment 10 the
tair and thai vnen these elements are
lacking the hf- ceases TO receive
no, rishment. begins to fall out or
turn grey or 10th and finally disap-
pear altogether?
As the germs of typhoid fever find
their easiest victims in people with
run down systems.
SO the tiny dandruff germ chat de-
structiye agent of the deyiD attacks
the roots of hair. run down by lack of
nourishment and though the process
may be slow. these persistent dand-
run germs. working night and day will.
unless stopped in time. eventually ac-
complish their work of destruction
and will leave as a monument TO their
aggressiyeness a hairless head--a
shameful condition that quickly be-
comes the object OF the r;dicule. jibes
and jests of people who call them
selves your friends.
How can this damnable. destructive
work of the Dandnaff germ be stopped?
Do It now, is the answer. II YOU
have Dandruff. you must have dandruff
gel inns and you are on the high road
to that pitiful stage OF the careless
mans life when your friends change
your name for you and re-christen
you "Baldy."
The time to act is now-you can
kill the germs OF dandruff in one
week-you can permanently remove
every vestige OF dandruff from your
scalp In 10 days.
You can do this by using PARTISAN
SAGE. the great French hair restorer.
and II you don't do Il you can have
your money back from your druggist.
who is authorized BY us to return it
to you.
AL we ask is that you give It fair
trial and IL Partisan Sage falls to
cure dandrun-stop falling hair
make the hair soft. fiuffy and beauu-
full. II It is not the best hair dress
ing you ever used. you can have your
money back.
W. d. Mcpherson sells Partisan
Sage at so cents per large bottle; so
do other druggists; or by mail post
paid on receipt OF so cents from
Giroux Company. Rochester. n. Y.
p. $. There may be other Money
Back hair restorers but we never
heard Of them; did you7
Partisan Sage is the woman's
favorite Hair dressing; II has been
used by the first ladies' of France for
many years
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
TWO WARRANTS
ONE CHARGES SELLING WITH
OUT LICENSE.
Conducts Stand just Outside Wallace
Park. Which Is Alleged TO BE
DisorderIy.

Two warrants we're sworn out for
w. c. Stanford. a former saloon
keeper. yesterday afternoon in Magis-
trate Charles Emery's court for sell
ing intoxicants without a license and
for conducting a disorderly place. II
is alleged that he sells intoxicants in
black bottles for soft drinks, and il
is also stated that the county attor-
ney who had the warrants issued, has
an affidavit to the effect that whisky
has been sold. Stanford conducts a
stand near Wallace park. The disor-
DERBY house warrant was Issued be-
cause of the fact that brawling Char
aeters are alleged to make the stand
loafing place. The trial will be
held Tuesday.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
Compliment to Visitors.

Thursday evening Miss Edna Fades
gave a lawn party in compliment to
Miss Rosa Bains. OF Birmingham.
Ala, and to Misses Lucille and
Beulah Perryman. OF Knoxville,
Tenn. The Fades lawn seems a part
of the primeyal forests preserved in
the heart OF the city and was illumi-
mated with japanese lanterns. Fruit
punch. cake and minis were served
during the evening from several
parts OF the lawn and chairs and set
tees, swings and see-saws were ar
ranged conveniently about the lawn
for progressive conversation. The
invitation included:
Misses Rosa Balns, OF Birmingham,
Ala: Lucille and Beulah Perryman,
OF Knoxville. Tenn; Ella Wilhelm,
Mary Bondurant. Alma Higgins. of
St. Louis; Henri Alcott. Marjory
Loving. Blanche Street. Erma Reitz,
Mamie o'Brien. Carrie Grifith. Co
rhine Winstead. Carrie Ham. Fred
Paxton Sadie Smith. Elizabeth At
kins, Belle V. O'Brien, Marie Will
cox. Vera Johnston. Ethel O'Brien,
Cassandra Ware, Dow ellison. Irene
Curd Happy Newell. Lille Mayes
Sutherland. Lille Mae McGlathery,
Mary Cave. Robbie Loving. Glare
Winston. Messrs. Frank Cheek. War
rem Sights. Frank Davis. Arthur
Cheek. Marshall Puryear. Donald
Palmer. Watson Bockmon. Wilson
Puryear. Russell Palmer. VIII Bell,
Grover Burns. Norvin Allen. Harry
Gilbert. Henry Cave. Leslie Puryear'
Edward Cave. Thomas Newell. viii
Scott. Lorenzo Emery. Rollie Ora
ham. Durward Sutton, Ben Griffith
and Herbert Martin.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Invitation list Included: Misses Lou
Use Guthrie. OF Lincoln. Neb.; Mar
gerry Brown, OF Atlanta, Ca; Mildred
West of st. Louis; Amanda Long. of
Russellvllle, KY; Carrie Trueheart,
OF Louisville; Lucia Powell Gather
inc Powell. Eloise Bradshaw. Anita
Keller. Henri Alcott, Elsie Hodge,
Mildred Soule. Lucyette Soule, Fran
ces Wallace. Sadie Smith. Lucille We'll.
Erma Yeiser. Dorothy Langstaff Nell
Hendrlck. Elizabeth Kirkland, Eliza
beth Atkins.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
Logue-Givens Wedding.

Monday evening at the home Of
the bride. Miss Lillian Logue was
married to Mr.. Charles Muir Glvens
the Rev. w. w. Armstrong oiiiciat-
ing. The house was tastefully deco
rated with southern smilax, white
roses. palms and ferns. The bride
wore a creation of white null with
lace Interspersed and carried a show
err bouquet OF roses. Both young peo-
pie are popular and reside al the
brides home until the completion of
their new home.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
Champagne.

Gee whiz.
Fizz.
: You shine in our eyes
Like the stars in the skies:
You CLINT and CLEAN
Like a jeweled dream,
You sparkle and dance
Like the soul of France;
Your bubbles murmur
And your deeps are gold.
Warm is your spirit,
Your body, cold;
You dazzle the senses
Dispelling the dark;
You are music and magic,
The song OF the lark;
Ger all the ills of life victorious.
You touch the night aud make II
glorious.
But say,
The next day?
Oh, go away!
And stay.
Gee whiz,
Fizzl
William ]. Hampton, in the Bo-
hemian for July.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

An ironmonger in a small English
town recently posted the following
announcement in front of his shop:
The reason why have hitherto
been able to sell my goods so much
cheaper than anybody else is that !
am a bachelor and do not need to
make a profit for the maintenance
of wife and childRn. 1t is now my
duty to inform the public that this
advantage will be shortly Withdraw
from them. as am about to be mar
ried. They viii. therefore. do wal'
to make their purchases at once 4
the old rate"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Hello. Newlywed. When did you
get back from your wedding trip?
Yesterday"
Have good timer"
Eyes, fine; only
only WHAT"
"Oh, nothing"
well. of course. II you don't want
to tell me, all right. You know III
not repeat, but"
well, | don't mind telling you,
but don't let 1t go any farther.s'
Sure. I'll not"
"Wel, we did have a fine trip, as
said, although we met with an ac-
cident that temporarily married the
serenity Of the journey. But you'll
not repeat this?"
"Never in a thousand years"
"Weli, you know there are lot OF
short tunnels and snowsheds between
here and Denver. The first one caught
me in the smoking compartment and
we were out of IT before could get
to where my wife was sitting. But
was on the lookout for the next one,
and made a run for her. | arrived
just in time to get one kiss before
we shot into daylight again"
"Yes: go on"
That's about all. 1t wasn't my
wife I had kissed The Pacific
Monthly.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
Successful Inquiry.

when you go to New Zealand
wish you would inquire after my
great-grandfather, jeremiah Thomp-
son."
Certainly" said the traveller. and
wherever he went he asked for news
Of the ancestor. but without avail
One day he was introduced to a
fine old Maori of advanced age.
''Did you ever meet with an Eng
lishman named jeremiah Thomp-
SOM" he asked.
A smile passed over the Maori's
face. meet him." he repeated.
"Why. ate hint"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Mr.. and Mrs. c. c. Duvall enter
tanned their friends Tuesday evening
at their home. Seventh and Boyd
streets. A phonograph furnished mu-
sic for the evening. Refreshments
were served. Those present: Mr.. and
Mrs. NJ. s. Sanders. Mat Linch, For
est Grlmmer, T. b. Owens, r.. l.. KEN
mer. Sam Davis; Mrs. Jewell Seay,
Miss Daisy Bryant and Messrs. Ar
nan Price. Walter Carpenter and
Sam Davis.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
4 NOTRE GAME lADY'S APPEAL.

TO all knowing sufferers of rheuma-
tism, whether muscular or of the
joints, sciatica, lumbagos. backache,
pains in the kidneys or neuralgia
pains. TO write to her far n home
all OF these tortures She feels Il her
duty to send 1t to all sufferqrs FREE.
You cure yourself at home as thou
sands Will testify--no change OF cli-
mate being necessary This simple
discovery banishes uric acid from the
blood loosens the stinened joints.
purifies the blood. and brightens the
eyes, giving elasticity and tone to the
whole system IL the above interests
you. for proof address Mrs. "a. SUM
mers, Box 40s Notre Dame Ind.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
Dinner and Theater Party.

Miss Frances .Herndon entertained
a few friends with a dinner party
Monday evening at her home on
Washington street. Afterward the
party took In the summer theater at
the park. The dinner was given in
honor OF the visitor of MIR. Richard
Scott Mr.. W. c. stevens. OF New
York.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Mr.. and Mrs. l.. II. Ragan enter
tanned Monday night with a lawn
party in compliment to their guest,
Mr.. James d. Chopper. OF Nashville.
Tenn. and to Misses Anna Thomin-
son. OF Golconda. and Nellie Lee
Gllllman. OF Evansville. The evening
was featured with Refreshments. pro
gsesslve conversation. and the lawn
was decorated with lanterns.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
About People.


Mr.. Morton Hand is away this
week ON his vacation in Mt Vernon,
Ind.
Miss Lncyette Soule returned the
earlier part of the week from a visit
In Frankfort. Ky.
Mr.. Jesse Loeb is visiting the sum-
mer resorts OF Michigan.
Miss Mary Scott left Thursday for
Washington, d. c., TO visit her
cousin. Miss Mary Bringhurst. She
also will visit in Baltimore and New
York City.
~ Mr.. Max Summers. OF Dyersburg
Tenn, arrived Wednesday to visit
MIR. Zach Hayes.
Mrs. +. p. Toof and son are visit
ing In Dawson this week.
Mrs. +. p. Toof and children have
gone to Paris, Tenn, to spend the
summer.
Miss HELENE McBroom left today
to attend house party given by
Miss Mae stapp. of woodville, Ky
Mr.. and Mrs. William Hughes left
Thursday for northern health re
sorts for the benefit of Mrs. Hughes
health.
Mr. Richard Scott left Thursday
for a tour OF Canada and the eastern
states.
Mrs. l.. b. Ogilvle and little son
are visiting in Dawson.
Miss Make Withheld, Of Martin
Tenn, is visiting Miss Mabel calissi
of Tenth and Madison streets.
Miss Helen Lowry left Thursday
for a visit in Dawson.
Mrs. II. Wallerstein and Mr.. and
Mrs. w. A. Fineschriber left Thurs
day for New York to visit until Sep
TENDER.
Miss Reta Coin. of Cairo, is visit
ing Mrs. Sol Dreyfuss, OF North
street.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Mrs. A. l.. Joynes entertained a
few friends Tuesday evening with a
dinner party in honor OF Miss Adah
Hart Miller. of Chicago. and Mr.. T..
NJ. Saurie OF Nashville. Tenn. The
party included Misses Adah Hart MIL
Ter. Alva List. Jessie Bell. Clara
Belle Fuqua and Messrs. Harry Sin
gleton, Rollie Graham and T. NJ.
Saurie.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Miss Elizabeth Boswell entertain
ed a number of friends at her coun-
try home on Alton Heights Wednes-
day morning with an euchre party in
compliment to her visitor Miss LON
Use Guthrie. OF Lincoln, Neb. The de-
lIghtful cool Of the country was re-
inforced BY refreshments of ices. The
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

The Misses Burkam, Of Cincinnati,
who are visiting Mrs. J. X. Bnrkam,
of Madison street. were pleasantly
surprised by number OF their
friends Wednesday evening with a
party. Eachre was played progress
lively and at the conclusion OF the
games refreshments were served.
The house was decorated with plants
and flowers.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14


tFrom the Chicago Record }
IT'S the thorn that gives sweetness,
You say. to the rose.
Yet a rose that was thornless
Might still. ! suppose
BE as fragrant as any
Thorned beauty that blows.
Our joys. without sorrows.
The preachers repeat,
Would bring us no gladness.
Could never be sweet
SIN the cherry that's worthless
Is pleasant to eat.
Our trlumphs are empty.
The sages declare
II the ways which we travel
Must always be fair
But make my way easy
And | will not care.
8
The summer exodus TO pleasure re-
sorts andNwaterlng places is on in
earnest this week. Society has not
been even usually lively for this time
OF the year. The heart OF the sum
mer is reached and while It will be
some six weeks or more before the
regular season at The Kentucky
opens. which is the first fall awaken
Ing. the recuperatel society devotee
soon will be stirring. aud planning
for the winter.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Miss Audrey Taylor entertained in
formally Monday evening at her
home on Clay street in compliment
20 the Misses Burkam. of Cincinnati.
the guests OF their aunt. Mrs. J. X.
Burkam. of Madison street. Refresh
ments were served In the evening
and everyone had a pleasant time.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
$500 20 Per Cent Investment.

Mechanicsburg 3-room house, 40 II.
lots, near big mills. Cash.
Whittemore Real Estate Agency
Fraternity Bldg. Both phones S35.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

New Groom house northeast corner
21st and Broadway. Shade trees.
stable, $4,000. Half cash, balance
easy. Good home bargain.
Whittemore Real Estate Agency.
Fraternity building. Both phones $50.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

The cotton land of the Argentine
Republic comprises more than $780,
000.0 acres. but most OF this vast
territory is not at present available
for production.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

New one just out. Send for II.
Whittemore Real Estate Agency
Fraternity building. Both phones S35
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
III IL To LAUGH.

"Ha! You refuse me. then. proud
beauty? Well. know your reasons.
Were rich you would be but too glad
10 accept me-"
"Mayhap It Is even so, Rupert Fitz.
goobler. But by my troth won would
have TO be a whole lot richer than any
body else in dhe world. III tell yon
that. "---Cleveiand Leader.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Love is. more or less. continuous
vaudeville; too often matrlmony is a
tragedy from the start.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

The most dangerous nets are |
invisible ones.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

have TO be a whole lot richer than any
body else in dhe world. III tell yon
that!"---Cleveland leader.
Surgeon Ito young recruit. who has
no desire TO serve his country. and
also very little intelligence Have
you any inirmlty warranting your re-
lection?
Yes. sir. am short sighted"
prove II to me-"
Certainly. You see that nail down
there in the wall? Well, do not see
IL "--Anna,es.
Poet-Here's q little poem which !
recently composed. | read It to my
mother. and she cried loud and long,
so touching did she find IL.
Editor--You ought to be ashamed
of yourself Take back your poem
and promsie me that you won't make
that poor woman cry any more
Rire
Mr.. Dugaffe Cat a spirituallstlc Sc
ance. in an awestruck voice, hearing
the three traditional knocks)-fs il
you or great Napoleon?
Voice (from wthouD No, 1t isn't;
it's the tailor.-Pele Nee.
1.-THE man | marry" declared Miss
Elder. must be capable of great
self-sacrifice.
Yes" murmured Miss Younger,
hell have to be. Cleveland Lead
er.
Howell--"He is always saying,
What fools these mortals be-
Powell--"He not only says II, but
he acts 1.-THE Bohemian for July.
"Dld YOU get on well as an actorT'
Eyes. got on well enough,
guess. but couldn't get OF half
quick enough. cleveland Leader.
Ibid the audience applaud when
Mrs. Hytone sang?" "No. when she
stopped singing. THE Bohemian
for July.
mrs. Brown says her baby cai
do all sorts of things" But | trust
she teaches it not TO do so."-Puck.
Rainbow gold hunting Is harmless
exercise.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14

Rainbow gold hunting is harmless
exercise.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-07-14
A Serious Nfishap.

Hello. Newlywed. When did you
get back from your wedding trip?
YESTERDAY" -4