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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

She Observation-Disclosures it be
just splendid If all our dreams came
true
He-Not foi me- I'm fond of Welsh
rabbit. t.-Boston Transcript.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

"Can ] sell you phonographp"
"You are evidently mistaken in
your man"
"How SOP"
my wife isn't away for the sum-
mer."--Houston Post
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Mrs. Knicker-How do you write
references for your cook?
Mrs. Becker-Just like epitaphs. =
Harper's Bazar.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Knicker-Doesn't memory take you
back to the dear old farm?
Bocker-It has to. the fare is cas-.
New York Sun.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

The Newest Boarder (sarcastically)
How am to distinguish the milk
from the cream, Mrs. Skinner 2
Mrs. Skinner (of Sylvandale farm
You'll allus find the milk In that
there pitcher with the chip on'n its
snout
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Jinks-Do you suppose a man with
family can live on dollar dav and
be Christian?
Blinks-He can't afford to be any.
thing else.-New York Weekly.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Papa" inquired the youngster,
what 10 wild oats?" "Wild oats.
my son, answered papa, sis something
you SOW in the evening and reap in
the morning. ."--August Lippincott's.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

The State supports Mia mi Univer-
sity. THE TUITION IS FREE. Read
the advertisement In another column
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

do you 90 to bed with the chick
ems, Sambo ?"
mo, indeed; boss wouldn't trust
me dat far. - Yopkers Statesman.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Old maids would be scarce and hard
to find,
Could they be made to see,
How grace and beauty Is combined
BY using Rocky Mountain Tea.
GARRETT & AYREs.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
Butcher Hogs.

Butche: hogs as a class are
principally barrows. Other things
being equal, barrows' sell more
readily and at better prices than do
sows. In a drove Of butcher hogs
there may be present a few good sows
without detracting from the value of
the. drove. Good young sows, as a
rule, are kept on the farm for breed
ing purposes, and poor young sows and
old sows will not take on the finish
required in the butcher hog class.
Butcher hogs are usually used: for the
fresh meat trade. About Is per cent
of the hogs coming to the Chicago
market are of this class. They range
in age from about six months for the
light butchers to one year for the
heavy butchers. The~7class of butcher
hogs is divided into three subclasses,
as follows: Heavy butchers, $50 to. $50
pounds; medium butchers, 220s to $50
pounds; light butchers, 100 to 220
pounds:-William Dietrich: -.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
Eminent Doctors Praise its Ingredients.

We refer to that boon to weak, nervous,
suffering women known as DIR. PlerceS
Favorite Prescription.
DR.. JOHN Fyfe one of the Editorial Staff
of THE ECLECTIC MEDICAL REVIEW says
of Unicorn root (I7elo7eias Dioica) which
is one of the chief ingredients of the 7'Fa-
vOrite Prescription
"A remedy which invariably acts as utter
inc invigorator makes for normal &C
tivity Of the entire reproductive system"
ment which more fully answers the above
purposes than any other drug aUith ap|icf
acquainted. In the treatment OF diseases pc
culiar to women it is seldom that a case is
seen which does not present some indication
for this remedial agent" DR.. Fyfe further
says: HThe following are among the leading
or aching In the back with leucorrhoea;
organs OF women. mental depression and 1r-
ritability. associated with chronic diseases OF
the reproductive organs of women. constant
sensation OF heat in the region of the kid
neys; menorrhagia (fooding). due to weak
amenorrhRa Suppressed or absent monthly
periods). arising from or accompanying an
abnormal condition Of the digestive organs
and an@mic (thin BLOODY habit; dragging
sensations In the extreme lower part OF the
abdomen"
II more or less of the above symptoms
are present, no invalid woman can do
better than take DR.. Pierce's Favorite
ents of which is Unicorn root, or Helonias,
and the medical properties of which it
most faithfully represents.
OF Golden Seal root, another prominent
ingredient of vFavorite Prescription"
Prof. Finley Ellingwood, NJ D., Of Ben
nett Medical College, Chicago, says:
ut is an important remedy in disorders Of
the womb In all catarrhal conditions
and general enfeeblement it is useful"
Prof. John M. Scudder, M. D., late of
Cincinnati, says of Golden Seal root:
yin relation to its general effects on the
system, there is medicine IN use about eUSch
there is such general ,t7aa7,jity of opinion. 1t
is universally regarded as the tonic useful in
all debilitated states"
eProi. Bartholow, M. D., of Jefferson
Medical College, says of Golden Seal:
valuable in uterine hemorrhage, menor-
rhagia (fooding) and congestive dysmenor-
rhoea painful menstruation)"
DR.. Pierce's FaVorite Prescri ption faith
fully represents all the above named in
gradients and cures the diseases for which
they are recommended.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
CIancey's Horse in a Race.

A noted man in Springfield was
Michael Clancy, a contractor; who
had become rich. He bought string
of horses and entered them for the
Saratoga meet. He raced his horses
for the fun of it and rarely bet. One
day he had horse entered that seem
ed to have SO excellent a chance to
win that he bet $40 on it.
When the horses got away Clancy
stood in the grandstand watching
them through his field glasses. Some
of his friends, knowing of the $40 bet,
crowded about and began to joke him.
"Where's your horse now?" Clancy
was asked.
Clancy surveyed the field carefully:
IT can't quite make out" he replied,
whether he is last in the third race
race or first in the fourth"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
Sheep as Land Cleaners.

: The worth OF sheep in trimming out
weeds and brush in the pastures is
we'll illustrated !: in. a field which we
have been throwing open for the sheep
for a few years past: When we began
turning the sheeplin there the wire
weed was so high that we could scarce
ly see their backs as they fed around
the lots I do not know as all*readers
Of the ! Farmers Review know, the
weed here named. It's "a species OF
Golden-rod (solidago); with a root that
runs far out from: the parent. stem
sometimes for. six or eight feet ST.. 1t
seems TO like cultivation for \ every
time the root is broken a lot Of new:
plants come up. y Every bit4of the root,
no matter how short It'll may be, viii
sprout" if put into the ground .5Iy%H is
one Of the hardest things to kill II ever
came across l . 's i 9: 1ss: 5i ;H Ha
Nc: Nc But the sheep have: done what I
could 81 not % with pillow and cult Yatorr.
They have kept on gnaWing at the tops
of Of Il the plants until they have just about
sub them. Where Son1e e there
were y! 2Yhnnd WireWeed plants, there
are & i've, and even aare
.mucf reduced in 81 eSsheep also
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
What Are Governments?

Many. a. person who has read
the market reports wonders = what
the name governments s. &. ! in :: the
list of prices for hogs ), signifies:
It's Specification is that the ami:
mails so denominated have been
picked out by the government inspect:
ors as perhaps diseased. The selec:
ton is made by the eye of the Off cial,
and sometimes the official is mistaken.
The governments" are all placed to:
gether and sold to bidders; that. tax
them to nearby slaughtering: estab.
:lishment. There they are; killed and
the. good ones sent TO- the packing
house: The diseased ones: are sent to
thearendering tank; where All the2lard
is tried. out at. a temperature possible
only blythe use Of steam The bones
and lean meat are made into fertil.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06

have cleane the st her: ts,t1 lsh
ana weeds pjasture Il / 5hald
piece ofS land any where on M my. farm l,o
5tha - infeste q with foul plants i
would fence st Of fora sheep pasture
and let the animals work at it. They
would soon accomplish the work III
good style, -. Z Vincent in Far
&mers' Review: !: FL .... y ~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
4 4, I N. I s.ss'S
q rtful!! ~ u!t!h.ss 1.


y small BOY entered. 3 grocer's shop
and said Gimme . Loaf, please; Al = s.
,s= The grocer got the loaf and plas ced u
on the counter before the urchin, who
suddenly pushed it back. ; 4: *3-y
!: Don't think I'll ave that loaf gin.
me a bottle OF ginger beer = = <.
= !: The ginger beer was given to a. him,
which he rapidly drank; then he start
ed out of the shop. J....
Here, my sonny, stop moment,
cried the grocer; ''you haven't paid for
that ginger beer, you know" i;
Il give yer the loaf fer it, didn't ~
imperturbably replied the youth.
But you never paid for the loaf,
you little idiot yelled the irate gro
Ger.
: Course. not" said the hopeful
youth, s'cause 1 never 'ad it, did ~
The grocer stared dumbly at the
boy for a few moments; then some
thing seemed to strike him.
"That's rather smart, my lad he
said; now, just you look here. l
don't mind letting you down on this
ginger beer, and, what's more, Ill give
you a dime to play this little game on
the grocer over the way
"Gimme the dime" cried the youth
and the willing grocer passed the
coin over.
The small boy edged carefully to the
door; then, when he was sure of a
clear road ahead, he shouted derisiye.
1y:
"Yah! Bloke over the way give me
dime to play it on you"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
Proof Positive.

Ranter-I thought this paper was
friendly to me.
Editor-So it is. What's the matter
now?
Il made a >speech at the banquet last
night and you didn't print a line Of it,
well? What further proof do you
want of our friendship"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
What the Grange Has Accomplished

What the Grange Has Accomplished
The work of the grange is of such a
nature that it's greatest accomplish,
ments can be cited only in a general
way. We may state how many dollars
have been saved to the farmers Of the
country through cooperative trade ar
rangements, and through mutual in
surance companies, both fire and life
and something definite can be stated
in regard to the vast saving to the
farmers of the country through wise
legislation secured and unwise legis
lation defeated through the influence
OF the grange; but when we undertake
to make any estimate of the moral
social and mental development that
has been brought to the farmer and
his family through grange influence
and grange teaching, we are lost in
the magnificent results obtained. II
is absolutely impossible to give any
Intelligent estimate Of the develop
ment of the noble principles. of man
hood and womanhood in the mind and
heart Of the million of people that
have been connected with this order
and of the millions of other people
with whom they have been associated
1t is along this line that the grandest
results have been achieved. Thou
sands of farm houses have been made
happier and better and the members
of farmers families have been reap
ing the highest enjoyments of life
through the quickened mental activi
ties by grange influence, while a
higher ideal in life has been reache ed
through the development of the heart
by true grange teaching. With these
general statements we leave the most
important results during more than
thirty years of grange work to the
imagination of our readers.-Nationa
Lecturer.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06

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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
Tuberculosis in Cattle.

While tuberculosis has been extern.
slvely studied, there are many things
about it still not understood. One of
these is the effect of tuberculin: When
this was first introduced by DR.. Koch,
it. was believed that it would be. a
remedy as well as a diagnosis agent.
Great hopes were built upon it, and
the enthusiasts predicted that tuber-
culosis would soon be banished from
the world. People were not long in
discovering, however, that it appar-
emily has no remedial value, but that
1t was most certain means of finding
out whether an animal of the bovine
race had tuberculosis or not. It has
now been in use for a great many
years, and has become one of the
certain means of finding out about the
development of this scourge. It may
however, be possible that tuberculin
has some remedial value. At the New
Hampshire Experiment station, COWS
that had been tested with tuberculin,
found tuberculous and segregated so
that the test could be watched, later
failed to react to the tuberculin test
Afterward, when these animals were
killed, it was found that they had
nearly or quite recovered from the
disease.
Some carloads Of cattle from Wis
consin were shipped to the Chicago
Stock Yards. and slaughtered An ex-
animation of their carcasses showed
that they had once had tuberculosis
and had recovered These two in
stances of the recovery of tuberculous
cattle holds out hope to farmers
that ways will yet be discovered of
graduating the disease by means Of
methods of care and by medicine
Henry Edison, Campbell Co., KY.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06

A woman's idea of wise girl is
based on the way she keeps away
from the men considered a catch.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06

To the woman in love, every senti
ment expressed is deftly turned tc
suit her feelings.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
Lydia e. Pinkhan's

nnamrnaton liberation Falling
of ~ r~~' ~~
in
Irregular Stomach
nVgorates the female water.
Fantness
These
Backache either
Those
by
all titutes ~ ~e'-~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06

NO other female medicine
unqualified ~ " ~ r ~
other medicine
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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK?
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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-06
How to Find Out

Ct there is any doubt in your mind as to your
condition. take from your urine rising about
four ounces, place It in glass Or bottle and let
it stand twenty four hours. If on examination
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Ting if small particles float around in it, your
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SwampRoot is pleasant to take and~is used in
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because they recognize in it the greatest and
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bladder troubles.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-08
CHARLESTON HAS
LIVELY RUNAWAY
Charleston Bureau Evening Teller.

Charleston Bureau Evening Teller.
Charleston. Wn.. May S.-The school
board met last night with all the men,
bers present. Miss Coda Hill of
Charleston and Miss Green Of Okla
homa, were appointed to fill two of the
vacancies in the staff of teachers.
There are still two vacancies which
will be filled in the near future.
o. L. Young returned yesterday from
a trip to the east on business connected
with the Idaho Reduction Co.
A delivery team belonging to Schaef-
fer's meat market, ran away on the
street this morning. causing a great
deal Of damage. The team started on
Fifth street and crossing to Sixth
street. ran up to the Palace meat mar
ket. colliding with the delivery cart Of
that market, which was almost COM
wagon was also smashed considerably.
The meat was delivered regardless Of
the locality but perhaps too late for
dinner.
Mrs. George Rouse Of Cornwall. Ida
no, arrived in Charleston this morning.
Mr.. Rouse, who Is interested in various
mines there. brought down five tons
Of ore to have tested for gold by the
Idaho Reduction Company. Mr.. Rouse
returns to Cornwall tonight.
meeting Of the Woman's Guild of
the Episcopal church will be held to-
morrow afternoon at p. m. in St.
Pauls church. A full attendance Is re-
quested. as there Is important business
to transact.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-08
News Notes at Charleston.
Charleston Bureau Evening Teller.

/
Charleston. Wn., May 7.--Charles Il.
Cox returned yesterday morning from
a trip to Spokane and Occur d'Alene
city and other points. Mr.. Cox will
very likely move to Occur d'Alene city
in the near future.
o. B. Nelson is spending few days
In Spokane on business.
d. S. Hunter, who bought the Nell
niger furniture store, received q car
load of furniture from Yakima, Sat-
urday. The car was delayed over two
weeks on the road.
Henry schissler returned yesterday
from his ranch above Asotin. Mr..
Schissler expects to leave Wednesday
for months trip to Oregon.
G. A. Pratt Of Melrose is Clarkston
visitor today.
I. N. Brazeau spent yesterday in
Asotin.
Messrs. Mcleod & Applewhite spent
yesterday fishing on Asotin creek.
w. A. Elliott returned yesterday
from trip to walla Walla and Spo-
kane. He reports the sale Of twenty
acres Of Gardena land to local parties.
Miss Clark who has been visiting
her sister for the past week leaves
this afternoon for her home at Clifford.
Get q Cart Cheap.
Don't forget to call to see that swell
store. Get a good cart cheap. They
have just arrived.
For professional house cleantnl|
leave orders at the B. & s.. Barber
ShOp. N'
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-08

friends last night at her home on
Seventh street in honor of Miss Bessie
Mccall. The evening was spent very
pleasantly in cards and various games.
Those present were the boarders who
have stopped with Mrs. Mccall during
her stay here. During the evening Miss
Bessie was presented with very
lovely opal ring by the boarders as
token of their appreciation of her
many kind acts during their sojourn
with her. Mrs. and Miss Mccall leave
today to spend the summer at Chesley.
Idaho.
DIR. r. s. Johnston left this morning
for his ranch near Kahlotus.
r. Rasmussen left this morning on a
short business trip to the Palouse
country.
A. A. Wormell left this morning on a
short business trip to Anatone.
Mr.. Bridgers Of Boise IL in town to-
day looking over various property with
view to investing.
Charles e. Cox is in Alpowa today.
Mrs. Branch left this morning for
Minneapolis accompanied by her daugh-
ter viii has been visiting her.
Mr.. Fowler, who bought the Hen
riech's property on Eighth street.
moved his household furniture into the
house yesterday.
A number Of teams from the Ana
tone -four mill, passed through town
yesterday with the flour for the San
Francisco sufferers,