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The Newark journal., 1906-01-26
Just tell 'em that you saw it in The Journal

We might do gallery somewhere if we can get in"
 Its extrayagant,' said Eva, "but don't see how 10 avoid it" She was already putting her hat on. Bertie said nothing. Hand in hand they strolled out. They walked for half an hour.
 Here's a gallery entrance, said Bertie
 What horrid crowd!" said Eva. Pm sure it will be full up. even If we stand"
 Let's go to the box office and find out"
 They walked in. Bertie concealed from her the fiye-pound note which he handed in payment. In silence they were shown to a nice box where they could not be seen. They said very lit. tie during the performance. very little indeed. They seemed to be thinking.
 They came out before it was half over. for they were hungry. By in stinct they got into the nearest han som. They were shoekingly hungry.
 Where to, sir2" said the cabman.
 Bertie avoided Eya's glance.
 "402 Gr0s~enor square
 Samson vas relieved to see them. and told them that the duke had used strong language.
The Newark journal., 1906-01-26
City Directory.

MUNICIPAL OFFICERS
 Mayor, J. H. Hoiderby,
 Recorder, E. Magness, Mlsa4 a lter Paseoe,
 Treasurer, J. T, Tharp,
 Aldermen:- B. r. Busby R. B. Ad- ans, c. o. Magness, c. NJ. Edwards and w. c. Mims
 Council meets first Monday night in each month.
 CHURCHES
 Methodist church, services at II, q. m and 7:30 p. m. the second and fourth Sundays in each month. Rev. C. H. Newman, pastor.
 Baptist church, services at 3 p. Ill. Saturday before first Sunday, and Il a. m third Sunday in each month. Rev. W. r. Jackson, pastor.
 Christian church, services first and third Sundays in each month at | d III. and 7:30 D. m. Rev. ]. II. McDon- iel, Pastor.
 fkAIERN III ES
 Dannelly Chapter k. A. M. meets third Saturday night. 1. c. Nuckolls, E. II P; T. II. Dearing, Sec.
 Newark Lodge r. S A. NJ. Mo- 248 meets second Saturday night. J. L. Sturdivant, W. M.; J. T. Tharp, Sec Newark EncampmentI l. O. o. F. 42 meets second and fourth Wednesday nights c, \. Ashley, c. P; c. L. Fink Scribe.
 Newark Lodge I. o. o. F. No. 263 meets the first and third e tuesday nights 0. Q. Moss, x. G.; c. L. Fink Secretary.
 Newark Grove W. C. No.S07 meets first and third Tuesday nights. Mrs. C. Nj Edwards, Guardian; Miss Sallie Barksdale, Clerk.
 Newark Camp wow. No. 2S8 meets second and fourth Tuesday nights in each month. (. Mims, c. C.; N. A. Speed, Clerk.
 Banner Rebekah Lodge No. t54 meets every Saturday afternoon at ] o'clock. Mrs. !. T. Miller, N. c.; Miss Lucy Lawtoa, secretary.
 Independence Lodge No 237o K. X L. of H. meets first and third Monday nights in each month. o. F. Craig, Protector; Zed Griffith, Secretary.
The Newark journal., 1906-01-26
Robbiing. l Yollr self

That is just what you are doing when you fail to get reg ular and sufficient sleep. Your bod y requires this unconscious period for repair work: with out 1t your nerve energy be- comes exhausted, and you are tired. Worn-out, nervous, ex- eitable; have headache, neu- r2igia, indigestion. poor appc- tlte, or other ailments caused by a lack of nerve force. Make 1t your business to sleep. If you are restless. take Dr. Miles Nervine; it soothes and strengthens the nerves, and brings sweet, refreshing, IIie-givlng sleep, and gives the organs power to work natur- ally. Try it to-day.
 ,.I ..I had a severe spell of fever which left me in very weak ca1dit fa,y ~illcii l..ii Very nervous had sat,e,,,' e.ri'' eioi5 any headache and neuralgia ei and SPeLis as,,id or SIgSp ,Igs , but very little. Every effort t that w was made to recover my stren@fb1 ,,lS1s was M 5Iiias, aq avail vail until began taking T5I' Br corn l.lilg3 ynodSe6 di,e56tofative Nervine After tiieep tit Was profound and resffni riie anE my Ti5e pans in my head. as well as 'ti, tho neuralgia pains, left me to sss eerteIn eiio 1-''=i'' ana i,,gW grew gradually bettcr.S
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The Newark journal., 1906-01-26

The soothing and comforting ehects e of DeWins Witch Hazel oa'Ve' when applied to piIes,cuts sores bolis, etc. suhdues pain almost instantly. This saIve draws out the inflammation, reduces swelling and acts as arubefaeient. thus circulating t h e blood through the diseased parts. per ml'tl"g or aiding Nature to per manently remove the trouble en- tirely' Sold by J, I. Sturdlvant.
The Newark journal., 1906-01-26
EeS 2&t's Sgisci' SsssI SaEw6 E0r easGss B9s,sls2 G0Seas

Indigestion is easily overcome by the use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, because this remedy digests what you eat and gives the stom- ech a rest-allows it to recuper- ate and grow strong again. Kodol relieves indigestion, belching of gas, sour stomach, heart burn, etc.. and enables the digestive organs to transform all foods in- to the kind of rich red blood that makes health and strength. Sold by J. l. Stu divant.
The Newark journal., 1906-01-26

mixed smell.
 DO you think" began Eva, doubt fully
 T don't know, n said Bertie, it may be more than we can afford
 "Oh, I hope so. said Eva.
 A fat lady appeared through an in ner door. She was not nicely dressed: on the contrary.
 "Hi ear you ave departments" ," said Bertie.
 "Dos't drop too many" Eva whis- pered.
 The fat lady rubbed her hands on her apron and looked them up and down.
 We as, she said. and we asn't." "Then I'll take some Of what you 'as,' said Bertie.
 Our Iodgers is respectable said the fat lady.
 We ave seen better times said Bertie, with humility, but don't be ard on me an my wife.
 The fat lady looked rather less un- inviting.
 We ave a back room" she nut tered; top floor.
 That sounds just like what we are looking for" said Bertie. If you viii kindly let us see ft?'
 They creaked up some narrow stairs, avoiding the walls.
 Eres the room. said the fat lady, opening low door in which brown paper supplied the place of an absent panel so we'll that you wouldn't know the difference till you put your arm through
 "Is it?" said Bertie. Even he seemed little startled. Then he re- covered himself and remarked cheer fully: The very thing How much will this be now?"
 Seven an six. said the fat lady. This is very ard, said Bertie and us just lost all our savings in a bus accident" "
 She seemed touched
 If you take it for month, she said, you can ave it fur fiye-an six. . Done, . said Bertie, and do we get i it for nothing if we take it for two months? And what do you pay us if i We take It Tor three
 "Fiye-an six a week is the price, '' she replied you may take it or leave it. And the money down"
 My poor darling" said Bertie, fold ] ing Eva in his arms. For you l will now work my fingers to the bone. Don't be foolish! she said, strug- sling to release herself.
  shall hear me. I swear it. And when my fingers get to the bone I Don't talk rubbish"
 And you shall be the heroine. will portray your character You are hungry?"
 'sAwfully"
 Very well, will be back in mo- ment."
 Wren Bertie returned with parcel done up in piece of newspaper Eva was on her knees, staring wildly at a vague heap of coal and burnt paper in the grate. Her cheeks were ex- hausted with pufing, and her hair struggled
 Good" said Bertie My little wifey has been doing her duty ''If you talk like that I'll go home, D said Eva, sharply.
 How jolly this is. he said. un- wrapping the parcel and revealing half loaf and a piece of cheese. Haven't had such dinner for many day"
 ''Dinner!" cried Eva, leaping up in excitement
 .'WelI?' said Bertie.
 "Dinneri I'd absolutely forgotteni We asked the Wardlaws and the duke of Bloomsbury to dine with us to- night
 Dearest. you have been dreaming day dreams. The likes of us don't { dine with docks; my play is not even written
 They dined off the bread and cheese. "It's lucky the dook is late" said Bertie brushing the crumbs off his i trousers. It had not occurred to them
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The Newark journal., 1906-01-26

to dine on the table, because there was none
 Well, now about that play" he continued How about spending the evening studying some good model?"
 You mean at theater."
 Yes; do you think We can afford it?"
 He produced his few remaining shillings.
The Newark journal., 1906-01-26
Sour Stomach

No appetite, loss Of strength, nervous ness, headache. constipation, bad breath. general debility, sour risings, and catarrh of the stomach are all due to indigestion. Kodo cures indigestion. This new discov- cry represents the natural juices of diges- ton as they exist in healthy stomach, combined with the greatest known tonic and reconsructve properties. Kodol Dys- pepsia Cure does not only cure indigestion and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy cures all stomach troubles by cleansing, purifying, sWeetening and strengthening the mucous membranes lining the stomach. Mir S s. Ball. of Rsvenswood. ". Va. says ' troubled with sour stomach fer twenty years Kodol cured me and we are now using il in milk for baoy.
 Hodol Digests What You Eat. Bottles only. S1oO Size holding 2z times the trial
 size. which sells for so cents.
 Prepared by E. c. DeWITT & O., CHICAGO.
 ]. EJRDlRANF.
The Newark journal., 1906-01-26
You Can Prevent sick-Headaehe

when you #esl t EiHst co.ais ou by taking 4 Samoh Ht 9fiE@ poison that causes cure, and moneV cents
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01
Has Evolved New Industry.

Near the small town of Liegnitz, In
Silesia, lies the village Knitz, which Is
the possessor of a small lake. having
a rush and reed covered island nest
ling in it's center. This island has been
selected by a native dealer as breed
ing ground for seagulls and thousands
may now be seen there. The eggs OF
these birds are held in much esteem
as dainties. The demand is 80 large
and the quantity Of eggs secured is
80 considerable that the owner is max
ing money quickly. The birds do not
seem to object to the removal Of their
eggs. but lay all the faster to make
up for the loss.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01
WiIIie's Dream of Papa.

Willie Every seriously)-"Papa, l
had strange dream this morning"
Papa-"Indeed! What was it?"
Willie-"I dreamed, papa, that
died and went to heaven; and when
st. Peter met me at the gate, instead
of showing me the way to the golden
street, as expected, he took me out
into a large field, and in the middle
of the field there was ladder reach
ing away up into the sky and out OF
sight. Then st. Peter told me that
heaven was at the top, and that in
order to get there must take the big
piece of chalk he gave me and slowly
climb the ladder, writing on each rung
some sin / had committed"
Papa (laying down his newspaper
-"And did you finally reach heaven,
my SOM"
Willie-"No, papa; for just as l was
trying to think Of something to write
on the second rung looked up and
saw you coming down."
Papa-"And. what was coming
down for?"
Willie-''That's what / asked you,
and you told me you were coming for
more chalk."-Judge's Magazine Of
Fun.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The News has had much to say
about ex-congressman Frank Eddy.
Mr.. Eddy is one of Minnesota's
ablest men, fine orator and splendid
business man. He has tripped him
self on the tariff question and
endorsed the democratic position,
but the lamp still burns and he may
return. Lake News.
Let us see il we have really gone
democratic? If we have really
endorsed the democratic position
on the tariff? 1t is true we have
asserted and do assert that the tariff
should be revised and that reciproc-
ity treaties should be entered into.
In this position we are in accord
with Senators Nelson and Clapp,
eight out of the nine congressman
from Minnesota, none of whom are
stand patters, r. G. Dunn, Judge
L. w. Collins, Senator Sam Lord,
j.. F. Jacobson, The Pioneer-Press,
St. Paul Dispatch, Minneapolis
Journal and Minneapolis Tribune.
There are, as near as we can
figure out, about $50 straight out
republican papers in the state.
Out of these 45O, $50 have
substantially endorsed our position.
There are we estimate ffty-fye
straight republican papers in the
Second district. Only six of these
are "stand pat'' republican papers.
If we have gone democratic the
Minnesota Senators, eight out of
nine of the Congressman, all the
candidates for governor and five
sixths of the republican press have
gone democratic with us and we are
in good company. If we have
stripped" on the tariff question
two-thirds of the republican papers
in the district represented by only
out and out "stand patter" on the
Minnesota delegation, have "trip
ped" over the same "Let well
enough alone" stone.
The facts are we have not gone
democratic but some of the second
district editors have gone post
Office.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

Nine-tenths of the republican
papers of the state have endorsed
the idea first advanced by us that
there should be an early convention
and that the basis of representation
should be the average republican
vote of the state in the last election.
More than that the convention will
substantially adopt our remarks
made in Dodge Center, July Fourth
1904 as its platform.
Now let the convention nominate
whom it will, we are emitting a
chuckle like man that has been
endorsed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01
TO SHARE WITH 60
Simple Faith and Gratitude Of a Llttl
Child.

%tSFTlzl
Simple Faith and Gratitude Of Little
Child.
The simple faith of little child,
whether applied to parents, friend or
to God, found an illustration in story
recently told by DR.. Levi G. Broughton
of Atlanta, Ca, when he was in Bos.
ton. It was related to him by friend
in the railroad service as follows:i
my little girl came to me little
while before Christmas and said:
Papa, want you to pray to God and
ask him to have Santa Claus bring me
a dolly for Christmas / promised,
and on Christmas morning she found
her doll, and called me to see it. AS
she looked it over, examining the race,
the eyes, the hair, and the clothes, she
said, Papa, hain't God good? He's
gooder than thought he was. Do you
think he sent little brother anything"
81 told her she might go over to her
grandma's, where brother was visiting,
and find out. Presently she returned,
with her face all covered with happy
Smiles, and exclaimed, %, papa! God
sent brother a beautiful great big hob.
by-horse.'
Breakfast came soon after and as
we sat down at the table she climbed
upon my knee, and putting her arms
around my neck she said again, Hain't
God good? and he was gooder to broth
er than he was to me. wasn't hep
II replied, Eyes, he is good, and now
what are you going to do for God,
dear?'
80, I'm going to let God play with
my dolly all he wants to; and I'm go
ing to ask brother to let God ride his
hobby-horse, too boston Post.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01
Sentence Sermon.

Sad will be the day for any man
when he becomes absolutely content
ed with the life he Is living. and with
the thoughts he is thinking and the
deeds he 10 doing-when there IL not
forever beating at the doors Of his
soul some great desire to do some
thing larger which he knows he was
meant and made to do because he Is
q child Of God.-Phillips Brooks.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

We desire to call the attention of
Fenton G.. Warner that the laws of
the state of Minnesota prohibit the
cunning for tame pidgeons.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The time spent in cussing poor
roads would fill many rut.
A piece of land drained, IS a
piece of land gained.
Anybody who desires can hold
the Office of candidate.
Many crooked man talks
straight.
Anyway man can keep warm
kicking.
Our ice bill was very light this
week.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The Morris Sun states we have
any actress skinned to death in the
matter of free advertising and then
kindly proceeds to advertise us
some more.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

If everybody would promptly pay
their subscription there wouldn't be
so many editors that are candidates
for office.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01
SOME ODD WEDDING SPEECHES.

Torrance, Another Won by Brlbes.
The recent wedding in New York
at which the bridesmaids were repre-
sentative of six nationalities, and
each felicitated the bride in the lam
guage Of her own country, was an
odd affair, but probably not so well
received as the speech of young
Englishman who was called upon to
toast "The bridesmaids"
Apprised of his ordeal in advance
he had devised an escape, and with
the single statement that silence was
golden he brought from his pocket a
set of gold bangles, which he bestow-
ed upon the attendants of the bride.
At wedding feast at Dol, in Nor
mandy, the demand for g speech re-
suited in the production of guitar,
upon which the speaker accompanied
himself while he chanted the praises
of the bride.
Had he stopped there all would
have been well, but he changed to a
praise of his store, and the guests
threw him out of the house.
Doubtless a similar fate should
have befallen the sharpshooter who
wrote the name of the bride upon the
wall with pistol bullets, to the serious
damage of the wall paper.
Almost as odd was the performance
of German music hall performer,
who, when called upon for entertain
ment, mounted the table upon his
hands and balanced himself upon
glasses, cups and other furnishings
New York Herald
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The president of the Great
Northern, James J. Hill, in re.
cent letter to the Tri-State Grain
and Stock Growers Association,
in speaking of drainage said: "The
subject of drainage and the sub
ject of irrigation are the opposite
faces of one great coin of commerce,
the two correctives of an irregular
water supply"
We wish Mr.. Hill would send us
a diagram. We don't know Just
what he means and we can sling the
English language some ourselves.
Teacher: "Can you think of a
more doleful and lonesome situation
than being alone in a dark cave,
many feet underground, surrounded
by impenetrable darkness and no
sound save the monotonous dripping
of the water?"
Editors bright boy: Very
promptly, eyes, Sir"
Teacher, in surprise, "Where?''
Bright Boy: sIn store where
3 man don't advertise"
The Republican party is no.
great because it claims a Lincoln,
. Grant, a Garfield, Blaine, a
Mckinley and a Roosevelt, but
these men were great because they
advocated the doctrines of repub
1icanism.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The only thing that "Jake" will
say about his candidacy is that his
post Office address is Madison, Lac
Qui Parle county, Minnesota.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

Money expended for good roads
means money in the pockets of
those that have to haul loads over
the roads.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The next state campaign will be
an old fashioned battle between
Republicanism and Democracy.
The issue is not in doubt.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

1t is curious how much harder it
is for boy to shovel snow off the
side walk than it is to shovel snow
to build fort.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

Peter E. Hanson says he wants to
retire to private life. We have
heard no protests from Julius
Schmall or E. A. Nelson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

"Csrney" Koerner says he be-
lieves in the Rooseveltan doctrine
of promoting faithful subordinates.
Not a bad doctrine that.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

Judging from Alvah Eastman's
independent editorials there is at
least one editor in the state that is
not candidate for Office.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

A man who tries to establish a
reputation for wisdom by always
keeping still is liable to be taken
for a deaf mute.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

Men are measured by what they
do, not by what they promise to do.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

If You neglect to attend you,
party caucuses don't kick on the
nominations.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The Minneapolis Journals politi-
cal writer is trying to make the
people believe that Jacobson is the
original of the famous picture,
"Can't you talk?"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

We dumped. e bob-sleigh the
other night TO see if we were as
young az ever. We wasn't.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

The difference between a dog and
a country editor is that a dog has
more than one pair of pants.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

Old Pease says the talk about his
running for governor is joke. II
would be bigger joke if he was
elected.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

"Do you solemnly swear to tell
the truth, the whole truth and moth
| ing but the TRUTH" 1mpressively
inquired the Clerk of the Court OF
witness.
81 claim my constitutional pro-
rogative of not saying anything
that may be used to incriminate
me" replied the witness. 81 am
member of the United States"
Sam Langum of the Preston
Times thinks he has discovered a
scheme to injure Senator Nelson in
the advocacy of the nomination of
Jacobson by overlooking the ticket
with Norwegians. No one ever
thinks of the nationality of Nelson
or Jacobson. They have both
grown to big for that.
Whiteman published our picture
in his paper, the Ortonville Herald
Star, and then he took a trip to
South Dakota. We wonder if
there was any connection between
the two events.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

When man is always hollering
"rotten politics" you can make up
your mind he is a rotten politician.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

What we spend for legitimate
expenses ina campaign is corrup
tic fund if spent by the other fellow.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

Senator Nelson isn't talking
much. He doesn't have to say
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-02-01

much to accomplish great deal.