The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
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"Eye natures walks, shoot folly az II flies.
Gasolene Engine that Acts Like An Anarchist Roller
skates-Large Open Coal Hole in Midst Of Idaho Edi
i tors Plant.
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"A IDAHO editor put in gasolene engine to tear OFT
n few bolts of public opinion. The engine worked all
right for hour two then it left large hole in as
the might have explained had he possessed
dunn Of reaching the public Sin midst The gasoene
engine good deal Of anarchist roller skates
The liquor war at Excelsior-by he-Lake has grown
fierce that 'Mrs Norval Benson does not speak to Mrs
Wright The question is this s'Sha Excelsior license
saloons shall siroccan drought prevail this summerY
The situation has been complicated this week by L.
Rogers throwing vndctive foreign cheese into Mr. Nc
Kennels dooryard. Mr. Mckenzie has \caed to the
Rev DR. Morrill, about this and the latter has promised to
hold up finger in warning way at Mr.. Rogers.
barber shop and the blacksmith shop boiling all
day long with politics. and the local newspapers are con-
Meeting gasoene launch engines with the in order
get extras giving the latest And all this over
the of the visitor and the native poisoning
themselves openly or by bottle.
It looks like simple proposition, but the character OF
the town likely be determined for good years
by this election.
Students at the University Of Chicago angry at the
assistant professor of physiology who has been enjoying
vivisection matnees performed the class An
usually painful operation described by student as hav
ing been performed cat The professor In order to ex-
plain the reflex action Of the severed the spinal cord
neck using bone chsel for the operation. No
estheics use The spinal cord having been SEVERED
suffer turnout the hour Of the recitation
in order that the learned doctor demonstrate whether
cord Is severed.
On another occasion he scalded the feet Of
what the scads would have the Of the animal
Some Of the class shuddered with horror at this endish and
useless cruelty. '5'"
Ranor has it that Editor Kenzng Of the Wyndmere
IN d. Pioneer mad enough last week to lick Old Sub
scrber when he called to pay his subscription two
ahead Mr. Kenzng the primary election law which
occupied eight columns Of space and later discovered
that printed in full the patent inside Of
his paper These the things that make editor right
up into the air.
Johnny RIDGE Alleghenys 5-year-od store burglar,
caught redhanded by the police but released to his
father On his arrival home Johnny licked by his Z
yearold brother Bartley who, when asked Why said:
Huh; didn't he give my name instead OF his own when
the cops pinched him.
George Lee of Psburg has just died after living
wears with broken back due to a. fall from
years for the brake
man. for he successfully withstood thrynne operations
his shattered spine, but succumbed the foreth
Life is sweet but it is hardly worthwhile under conditions
like this
F. O. Ballard of Indianapolis has had experience
that makes him believe in thought transerence. He
"a short time being downtown in the afternoon
bought habut steak and taking it home for supper
1T securely wrapped in package about the size of
book Stopping at the public library for little WHILE
laid package safe place When got ready leave
Il picked it up just then noticed boy the other
side of the whom knew member Of my congrega
ton spoke to him. and wishing to say something pleas
ant held up my package and sad IF you'll guess what
in that you may have it, Quick flash he
fish said IT'S yours and put It in his hand His foil
had fish for supper and mine didn't He could not possibly
have known what in the package asked him after
ward if he smelled it, and he said no, and he didn't know
what made him guess fish, The queer part of it that
he spoke 1knew by the look in his eye that he
going say fish, He must have known that think
ing fish, but the question is, how did he know"
There is telling where of stray thoughts
from. They may drop in from anywhere bu
it is up to to say whether will give them board
lodging not. "A. J. R.
What fhe Marker A hords A.