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Morris tribune., 1906-06-16
DO You Open Your Mouth

Like a young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered you
Or. dOyou want to know something Of the
cOmposition and character of that which
Won take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine.
DIR. Pierce believes they have perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. So he
publishes. broadcast and on each bottle
wrapper. what his medicines are made of
and yeriies it under oath. This he feels
he can we'll afford to do because the more
the ingredients of which his medicines
are made are studied and understood the
more will their superior curative virtues
be appreciated.
For the cure of Woman'S peculiar weak
nesses, irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache. dragging down pain or distress in
lower abdominal or pelvice region, accom-
panied. Outlines, with facilitating,
Delyic. catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms of weakness, DIR. Pierce's Fayorite
Prescription is most efficient remedy.
Tt is equally effective in curing painful
periods, in giving strength to nursing
mothers and IN preparing the system OF
the expectant mother for b&by>s coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and COM
paratively painless. The aFavorit;e Pre-
scriptiona is most potent, strengthening
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular.
It is also a soothing and inyiigorating
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prostratlon, neuralgia; hysterla,
snasms. chorea or st. Vitus's dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases Of the distinctly feminine organs.
a host of medical authorities of all the
several schools of practice, recommend
each Of the several ingredients q Of ". which ts
cure Of the diseases for which it is claimed
to be a cure. You may read what they
say for yourself BY sending postal sta card card
tha leading authorities, to Doctor r. "
Pierce. Invalids' Hotel and Surgical In
stitute. Buffalo, N. Y, and it will come to
you by return post.
Morris tribune., 1906-06-16
Sunny Southern Alberta

Now is the time. Our lands will be
advanced the twentieth of June. We
can sell you fine prairie wheatl land that
will pay for itself in one year at So per
acre. Get it now and get benefit of
the advance. Opportunities for cheap
lands are getting scarce. Remember
the date Of our next chartered car ex-
curslon June 18th and goth over the 500
line. Write for particulars. o. W. Kerr
Company. Home office, Fargo, N. D.
Branch office, $50 Guaranty Loan Bldg.
Minneapolis.
Morris tribune., 1906-06-16
A Pleasant Surprise G.

MISS Ruth Reeve will have occasion
10 long remember her sixteenth birth
Gay, IN honor of which a party of
young people pleasantly surprised her
at her nome on fifth street Tuesday
evening.
during the evening many suitable
amusements were participated in.
Inc flrst OF these consisted of Rose
contest. Fifteen questions were ask
ed, each question was answered by
the name of rose. In this contest
MISS Lillian Hanson received first
prize for the ladies, and Mr.. Earl
Darl ng for the gentleman.
The next contest consisted of guess
ing what advertisements various pic
lures represented. In this Miss Fred
RIGA Siverts, and Mr.. Johnnie Siyerts
won first prizes.
In the next contest nearly all pres
ent won prize. This consisted of a
dozen or more bundles wrapped in
paper. Ihose present were given the
| initial letter of what was in the paper
and the one who guessed it first was
entitled to it. After these contests,
elaborate refreshments were served,
feature of which was birthday
cake surrounded by lighted candles.
After expressing an enjoyable even
ing the party returned to their re-
spective homes.
Morris tribune., 1906-06-16
My dear Mr.. Morrison:

My dear Mr.. Morrison:
While the fog settles down and the
sea is smooth and the vessel is steady
shall attempt to bring my journa.
up to date. Two weeks of almost
continual ocean travel does not pro-
duce much excitement or many novel
features but as we have called at a
two or three ports in very foreign
lands, perhaps few descriptive re-
marks may be in order.
The voyage from Bombay to Col
ombo was uneventful. The weather
became somewhat warmer but at no
time did the temperature rise higher
than we often experience in Mime
sofa during July and August. The
disagreeable feature of the weather in
these chimes and aboard Up. and O"
ships is the Englishman who fuses
and fumes and makes you complain
OF the heat when you do not care to.
Two or three summers in an Ameri-
can city would do more to stop his
complaints than anything else [ can
suggest.
The Delhi is new ship, her maiden
trip being made last December. She
belongs to the naval reserve class and
was built to carry troops; is 485 feet in
length, is very steady, and can go at
y hn
this voyage she averages but thirteen.
The spar deck cabins are the largest
we have seen on any ship. Every
thing is done TO make the passengers
comfortable. We have been fortu
nate in being placed at the Captains
table and he has been most kind. He
likes Americans andisa good ''ioliier"
We reached Colombo on the island
OF Ceylon Friday, April s. There we
had to wait for the mail steamer from
England to Australia, so we were in
port until Sunday morning. The
harbor at Colombo is busy place as
practically all the shipping between
4lG WGSU anu SdSU tCucueS mere.
While we were in port we saw three
ships filed with Russian prisoners Ell
route for home.
One interesting feature of our ar
rival was the 'diving coolie." Before
we came to anchor the ship was sur
rounded by these dusky youths, each
padding about in his "dug -out'' Or
"catamaran." They thrive on what
they dive for-the passengers being
very generous with their small coins.
While to myself I said that the system
was a pernicious one and that we
ought not to encourage their idleness,
I soon found myself keenly interested
in tossing coins. Several times I
throw a two or four anna piece as far
as I could. Immediately seven or
eight of the boys padded for the spot
and all dove together. One Of them
S )cured the coin in every instance.
They refused to dive for coppers and
made me feel quite cheap at my first
effort.
One of the most interesting sights
OF these eastern waters is the variety
Morris tribune., 1906-06-16
Following The Flag.

When our soldiers went to Cuba
and the Philippines, health was the
most important consideration, Willis
I. Morgan, retired Commissary Ser
geant y. S, A, OF Rural Route /, Con-
cord, N. H., says: IT was two years
in Cuba and two years in the Philip
pines, and being subjected to colds, [
took DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, which kept me in per-
feet health. And now, in New Hamp-
shire, we find it the best medicine in
the world for colds, bronchial troubles
and all lung diseases. Guaranteed at
j. r. Kruger druggist. Price SOC
and 800. Trial bottle free.
Q =. 9 TO RIA
Bears the 1The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ss IN2Zz17<
Morris tribune., 1906-06-16
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE WORLD
VoEER SIGHTS AND SCENES IN
THE ANTOpODES
kew Fred Hill Describes the Pecu-
liar Life of CeyIon and the Malay
ula.-lnteresting Games of
Vuoits on Board Ship where
Fred and IRIS. Hill Carry off the
Honors.

5. S. Delhi, Fromosa Channel.
April 81, 1906.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
... ADDRESS
ETHE NuNC LICET PRESS
AZ WEST COULTER STREET
PHILApELPHIA, pa.
M23-A27.
Is the Moon Inhabited

Science has proven that the moon has
an atmosphere, which makes life in
some form possible on that satellite; buI
not for human beings, who have hard
enough time on this earth Of ours: es
pecially those who don't know that elec
trio BItters cure headache, biliousness
malaria, chills and fever, jaundice, dys
pepsia, dizziness, torpid liver, kidney
complaints, general debility and female
weaknesses. Unequaled as a general
tonic and appetizer for weak persons
and especially for the aged. 1t induces
sound sleep Fully guaranteed by Eure
ka Drug Co. Price onlyD50c,
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
Fes liuaisra pvFAsa fhls ReaA d ottsrvd si
rrsas. Ra.ss, W ssnts, ~eh y ssnts ,pastaEs
toE mAtitmg


The OFlgin of Angels. The Essehtia
Nature Of Heaven.--Charaeler % thy
Angels, Testimony OF Scripture, Tn,
Sure Way to Heaven Practical Tend
eucy OF this Disclosure. Environment
In Heaven, and What Determines It,
Societies In Heaven, A Heaven for the
Non, Christian World.--Are Earthly Re.
iauonships Continued in Heaven
Meeting aud Recognition Of Friends In
the Hereafter,--Personal Appearance OF
the Angels.--Reiuvenesoen e and
Growth In Heaven. Houses and Homes
In Heaven. Garments in Heav e n. -
Children i'm Heaven. Sex and Marriage
In Heayen.--Work in Heavcn,--Th,
Three Heavens, and How Related
Eternal Progress in Heaven. .-Consocia-
tion of Angels s'with Men.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
Human Blood Marks.

A tale of horror was told by marks Of
human blood in the home of }. w. Viii
liams. well known merchant of Bac
Ky. He writes; Twenty years ago
had severe hemorrhages OF the lungs
and was near death when ! began tax
ing DIR. Kings New Discovery. 1t com
pietely cured me and have remained
well ever since" Ii cures hemorrhage.
chronic coughs, settled colds and bron
chitis. and is the only known cure fo
weak lungs. Every bottle guaranteed
by Eureka Drug Co. soc and Sl.00
Trial bottle free.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Don't tie cough or cold up in your
system by taking remedy that binds
the bowels. Take Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Far. It is different from all
other cough syrups. 1t is better. 1t
opens the bowels--expels all cold from
the system, relieves coughs colds. Group
whooping cough, etc. An:ideal remedy
for young and old. Children like it. Sold
by Eureka drug store.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

If you ever bought a box Of Witch
Hazel SaIve that failed to give satisfac-
tion the chances are 1t did not have the
nlme "E. @. Dewitt 4 Co." printed on
the wrapper and pressed in the box. The
original .DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve
never fails to give satisfaction forburns,
sores, boils, letter, cracked hands, etc.
For blind, bleeding, itching and protrud'
ing piles it affords almost immediate re-
lief. 1t stops the pain, Sold by Eureka
Drug Co.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
The Overland Limited.
TO CALIFORNIA IN LESS THAN THREE D.

TO CALIFORNIA IN LESS THAN THREE DAYS
The Overland Limited, leaves Uunion
Passenger Station, Chicago, 6:O5 p, M,
every day. Route-ChicagO, Milwaukee
& ST. Paul Railway, Union Pacific and
Southern Pacific. Less than three days
Chicago to San Francisco via Omaha.
Descriptive folder free. Connections
made from all points on the G. NJ, y st.
p. R'y.
Ask the nearest ticket agent of the c.
NJ. & ST. p. R'y. for complete informa'
tiOn or write to
+. A. MILLER,
General Passenger Agent,
Chicago
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
LOW RATES WEST AND NORTHWEST
DaIIy February IS to April 7.

Via the Chicago, Milwaukee Il st.
Paul Railway topointsin California and
to North Pacific Coast points. Greatly
reduced rates made to many other points
West and Northwest. Half rates for
children of half fare age, Liberal stop
overs allowed on all, is. Tickets
are good in Tourist -epers. For fur
ther lnformvtion regarding rates, routes
and train service see nearest ticket agent
or write F. A. Miller, G.. P. A., Chicago.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Living indoors so much during the
winter months creates sort Of stutfy,
want of ozone condition in the blood and
system generally. Clean up and get
ready for spring. Take a few Early
Risers. These famous little pills cleanse
the liver, stomach and bowels and give
the blood chance to purity itself. They
relieve headache, sallow complexion,
etc. Sold by Eureka Drug Co,
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
A Lucky POstmistress.

is Mrs. Alexander, of Cary, Me, who
has found DR.. Kings New Life Pills to
be the best remedy she ever tried for
keeping the stomach, liver and bowels
in perfect order. You'll agree with her
If you try these painless, purifiers that
infuse new life. Guaranteed by Eureka
Drug Co. Price 25c.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

What good does it do you to eat If
your stomach fails to digest the. food?
None. 1t does you harm-causes belcE.
ing, sour stomach. tatulence, etc. When
the stomach fails Il little Kodol Dyspep-
sia Cure after each meal Will digest what
YOU eat and makes the stomach sweet
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
Personally Conducted to California,

Via the Chicago, Milwaukee IL st.
Paul railway. Leave Union Passenger
Station, Chicago, 1925 p. m, Tuesdays
and Thursdays, for Los Angeles via
Kansas City, Pueblo and Salt Lake City.
Judson tourist car parties via the c. NJ.
IL st. p. R'y. A comfortable, ineXpen-
sive apd enjoyable way Of crossing the
continent. Connections made from all
points on the G. NJ. 4 St, p. R'y.
Ask the nearest ticket agent Of the &.
NJ. & st. p. R'y. for complete informa-
tiOn or write to
+. A. MILLER,
General Passenger Agent,
Chicago.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Don't drug the stomach to cure a
cough. One Minute Cough Cure cuts
the mlcus,, draws the Inflammation out
of the, throat, lungs and bronchial tubes
heals, soothes and cures. A qulck.cure
for Group and whooping cough. Its con
stantly increasing use for many years
tells Of the fact of its absolute usefulness.
Sold by Eureka Drug Co.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
DEVILS Island Torture.

is no worse than the terrible case Of
piles that afflicted me ten years. Then
was advised to apply .Rucklen's Arnica
Salve, and less than box permanently
cnred me, writes L. S. Napier, of Rugles,
KY. Heals all wounds, burns and sores
like magic 25c at the Eureka drug
store
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Gov. Folk OF Missouri may OF
may not be a candidate for re.
nomination., but he will begin to
suspect presently that Attorney
General Hadlsy is becoming per,
niciously active.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
New Route to Los Angeles.
DAILY,TouRIsT CARS VIA THEssALT LAKE
ROUTE.

DAILY,TOURIsT CARS VIA THEssALT LAKE
ROUTE.
Through tourist sleeper to Los Angeles
leaves the Union Passenger Station
Chicago, 5;l5 p, m. every day. Route
Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul Railway
Union Pacific and the new San Pedro
Los Angeles & Salt Lake Railroad Con
nectiOns made from all points on the c.
NJ. Il st. p, R'y.
Ask the nearest ticket agent Of the c.
NJ. Il st. 2 R'y for complete informa
tiOn or write TO
F. A. MIL LER,
General Passenger Agent.
Chic age
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Wouldn't it be quite appropri-
ate punishment when corpora
tions are guilty, to lookup their
charters for thirty or sixty days
according to the size Of the
crime2
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Those Chinese pirates who
looted a Standard Oil launch
near Canton deserve medals.
Here is another where the
heather have gotten ahead OF
the Yankees, for no Oneelse ever
obtained anything from the
STANDARD without paying a big
price for it.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

WANTED --TRuSTwORTHY LADY Oh
Gentleman 90 manage business IN tins County
financial standing. 5000 straight cash se(ary
and expenses paid each Monday direct from
headquarters, Expense money advneed /;
Monon Bldg, ChicaRo.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

While the railway rate bill is
young and unsophisticated, it,
at least, knows enough TO wear
a plate Of armor on it's back
when it is feeling around where
the Senate happens to be.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Charley Schwab declares that
he does not want that u. s..
Senatorship from Nevada. That
ought to satisfy everybody, as
Nevada has done nothing to in.
dicate that she wants Schwab.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

The arrival Of a grandson SO
pleased Mr.. Rockefeller that it
was with difficulty that he re-
Trained from adding another
half cent to the price OF kerosene.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Fear of the Lord no doubt is
the beginning of wisdom, but
just as truly is the lear of in
vestigation the beginning OF
square dealing in various lines.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
wANTep-.-sEyERAI, pERsONst

actsr and good reputation Ia each state Zone In
this county requned 60 represent and adveF-
solid financial standing. Salary &iaO0 weekly
with exrenses additional, ali payable In cash
each Wednesday direct from head Otfices
Horse and carriage fui nished, when necessary.
References, Epclnse aelf-addreSsed stamped
envelope. Manager, Si6 Caxton Buiidging
CHICAGO,
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

The public will.please consider
itself elbowed out of the way. A
coal strike is a matter with
which it has no business to
meddle.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

After going to the trouble OF
blowing open four iron doors
onsa bank safe, o gang ofNorth
Dakota bandits failed to find
enough booty to pay for the
dynamite used, and the cashier
wasn't taking q vacation either
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Senator's Spooner and Tillman
are laying down the law to each
other and frightening the pages
ofhistory with their merro quips
and sallies, In the meantime
the. people are waiting for some
wholesome legislation.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Perhaps Mr.. Jerome will COM
promise and call it an unfellon-
ons felony that the insurance
companies committed.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

Nothing will relieve indigestion that
is not thorough digestant. KodOl Dys.
pepsra Cure digests what you eat, and
allows the stomach to orest-recuperate-
grow strong again. A few doses Of Kodol
after meals will soon restore the stomach
and digestive organs to full perform.
ance Of their functions naturally, Sold
by Eureka Drug Co.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
Pile.ine Cures Piles.

" nen you feel likesighing-sing,
Signing will never pleasure bring,
Learn to laugh, you can laugh and laugh
right
BY taking Rocky Mountain tea at
night,
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

The beef trust might show
its appreciation Of Mr.. Garfield
by using his name on a new
brand of ham.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06

WANTED--Live agents TO sell DIR. whites
ElectricC Dmbs, Patented Jan. ], 90.
Cure dan ruff, hair falling out sick
and nerv Us headaches, yet cost no
more tha an ordinary comb. Sells
on sight agents are wild with success.
Send so for sample (half price,. write
quick. The DR.. white Electric Com.
Co.. e ;auF.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
Barley.


Barley seems to be the tabooed crop
Of the Northwest, yet there is so mucR
good that can be said In Its favor as
paying crop that have been sur.
prised at the treatment accorded 1t by
many farmers The usual way has
been to SOW II after everything else
was In, or after it was too late to SOW
other crops, and to harvest and thresh
1t when time could be spared. If a
crop is obtained, we'll and good; II
not, charge it up to Providence. This
is entirely the wrong view to take OF
barley There is no cereal grown In
this country that pays better If prop,
srly cultivated and cared for. Many
farmers do we'll as II is and IL barley
can be raised prOftably in the old slip
shod way there is no gainsaying that
II cultivated on scientific principles
ths average yield could easily be in
creased five to ten bushels per acre
and the quality advanced from Is to
so per cent, thus making the cultiva
tien Of this cereal second TO none.
Barley should never be cut until II
is full ripe as unripe barley is OF no
value except as feed Harvesting
should always be done in dry weather
! and, If possible, the harvested crop
| should not be exposed to rain or heavy
| dew. If fully ripened and reasonably
| free from weeds barley can and should
| be stacked as soon as cut and permit.
ted to sweat in the stack; between
cutting and threshing unless stacked
, Is the time when the greatest damage
| is commonly done, ..... ..... .....|
When threshing from shock II
should be stored in dry bins and
| watched carefully that heating does
not occur while sweating; 1t should
never be sent to market until after II
has gone completely through the
sweat, for when in heating condition
II Is unfit for mailing and worth only
the price Of feed Close attention must
be given that 1t does not get musty.
This condition is very easily tested by
experts and prices are reduced accord,
ingly. Farmers should understand
this IL they desire to make their rails,
ing of barley profitable After It is
once damaged no amount Of care will
restore it to its natural usefulness
Sow pure seed of one distinct variety
and plenty of IL; mixed varieties will
not malt evenly together and will not
bring top prices .... - '.s
/ In view OF the excellent demand last
4 fall FOR expert barley and the large
amount shipped abroad, together with
the present outlook for future prices
am led TO believe that there are
bright prospects ahead for farmer,
who bestow little care and attention
upon the cultivation Of this cereal.
Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., S.D.) 18??-19??, 1906-04-06
Flaxsesd.

Owing to the low prices prevailing
lor faxseed last fall there seems to be
tendency to cut 1t out, and in this
The writer believes a mistake will be
made ..."
The comparatively low prices at
which the last crop was marketed
were not due to the size Of the crop
Itself, but to the fact that the aceum-
alatsd reserves carried forward from
the large crops OF 1892 and 1903. which
had been artincially held OF the mar.
ket, were released, and did more than
anything else to deprsss the price
Vhese reserves, with the .srep Of 1895.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-11-08
STANDARD OIL PROSPERITY

OF all investments now offered the
public, none perhaps is so certain to
produce quick and large profits as the
stock of the Self Threading Sewing
Machine Needle Company of Mime
apolis. This is true because the
manufacturers of this wonderful
needle have a monopoly of the bust
ness, and having already a larger de-
mand than they can meet, and as the
profits on needles is simply enormous
about 600 per cent-owners of stock
in this concern are more than likely
experience some real Standard Oil
prosperity. If you have few idle
dollars that you'd like to invest at
something like 12 per cent to begin
with, it will certainly pay you to in
vestigate this. The Self Threading
Needle Co.'s offices are at Suite 708,
Andrus Bldg, Minneapolis, MINI.