New-York tribune., 1906-07-15
consfQut Reader Tells What He
Missed in Last Weeks Papers.


,-,-..+,s the one best bet in the weeks news.
es-~. 80 despite the boast OF Captain o'Brien
. sahara would be an irrigation plant be-
- .be dryness OF the TenderlOin last Sum
+he aforesaid TenderlOin was as wet as
:. patrick's Day picnic or a Scheutsen Corps
'-.ssntzenfest at scheutzsnbund Park replied
constant Reader.
sArvthing good for place inquired the Busy
-rsa
ore Of the killings Of the season. was the
sr. ~Platt ana Odell shook hands. buried
- sepatorship axe and formed an alliance de-
.;ve and offensive. especially offensive 20
,-,or Higgins and Herbert Parsons. presi-
-. n the Republican County COMMITTEES. The
-. seems 10 be that the yold leaders are not
- 70 give way TO the new without fight
-.,rsl Ely ouigg seems 10 be training odell.
mere are base rumors ahoat that he is try
- 70 hire agents in the Higgins stable who VIII
..s,ne- Parsons on the day OF the County Com
,-,tee CFairTnanship Stakes"
sryhat was the best thing 10 silow?' queried
Busy Nan
.rTbe Aldermen's demand for the removal OF
street. Cleaning Commissioner Woodbury." an
.rprsd Constant Reader Despite the frantic
.ro-ts # Little Tim Sullivan and the Tam
-arv aldermen. the doughty City Fathers
nsssed the report Of the WINS commission de-
landing Woodburys removal for pulling Gar
baee in the City Dump Handicap. Some persons
ere unklnd enough TO say that Mayor McClel-
ian knew il coming and took his vacation
,ust IN tine Acting Mayor MCGOWAN. however,
soesn1 aspire to any Solomon honors and his
scissors are TOO dull to cut any Gordian knot.
He has put the aldermen's resolution in a cold
sorage plant so il will keep until the Mayor re-
turns"
~Thaw case?7 inquired Busy Man
Principal feature is the free advertising being
handed out 10 chorus girls" said Constant
Reader. through Press Agent Garvan. theatre
cal agents issuing instructions TO all their stage
beauties Get acquainted with anybody contem-
plaring murder and also his intended victim
Thaw gave his counsel few volts when he an
nounced that he was not insane didn't intend
10 be and would not be examined by an eminent
commission Of ahenists Sorrow among alien
ISIS widespread. The trial is expected TO begin
n October"
Political bees busy. suppose" remarked
Busy Man.
The Bryan hive is swarming." said Constant
Reader. The King Bee OF the Bryan Bunch
gsve our an interview in London in which he
said that he was more radical now than he was
81 1896 that he had dropped the sterling hall
rark and that every time he ate rarebit he
had one Of those corporate aggrandizement
dreams His followers here are shouting for
The removal OF that eminent statesman, Tom
Tsggart, from the Craftsmanship Of the National
Democratic Committee. just because the Iowa
authorities are trying TO close up his French
Lick Springs hotel on account Of alleged gam
bling there. The American Federation Of Labor
announced that It was going to get into the
political game with blacklist J. G. Phelps
Stokes renounced Hearst for Socialism The
Socialists are already cIamoring for him 70
name The day when he IS TO divide his millions
among them PRO rata"
NY insurance policy falls due next week"
said Busy Man Wonder If there's any chance
Of my deferred dividend becoming a preferred
one"
Not a. the present writing" replied Con-
EIanL Reader. The insurance election canapaign
Is on with a vengeance. The InternationaI Pot
icyhoders COMMITTEES elected Richard Olney
president and issued an address to the 1900, 900
poleyholders Of the Mutual and New York Life
calling on them 70 defeat the administration
tickets Of those companies. The Mutual began
suits against Lysander ". Lawrence for over
million paid 10 his stationery firm on padded
bills and erroneous vouchers. and also fled COM
plants IN its suits against Robert A. Granuiss
and Dr.. Walter r. Gillette. former vtce-presi-
dents 10 recover moneys alleged TO have been
Taslafully expended. The will of John A. Nc
Call was fled, and showed that instead Of being
tne rlch man he vas pOpularly supposed TO be
hs left only $4,000"
~Our European friends had their troubles.
suppose" said Busy Man
Liberty IS advancing with rapid strides
n Russia" was Constant Readers answer.
Vice Admiral Chuknin, who commanded the
Russian Black Sea feet at the time OF the
heanidt mutny, was killed by q sailor; the
sailors q two batLleships mutinied; two regi-
MenIs OF C0ssacks declined 10 knout peasants
Because Ihey could offer excuse for living,
arc There were riots IN st. Petersburg. France
1naly righIed the Dreyfus wrong, revoked his
conderlnat alton. pronounced him innocent OF the
charges on which he was degraded and restored
LIN 70 his full rank in the army
Any other ietnls Of interest in these United
eiatPs2 asked Busy Man.
Wei, Waldorf AstOr. son Of John Jacob As
Wf' came 10 visit Us with his bride, and olsap-
pointed Us by refusing TO tell US all about ms
PlVaie affairs. Thomas p. Wickes, the writer
q ne Lewis jarvis letters, was pardoned by
soFernor Higgins and left Sing Sing for the
eecretary OF the Treasury denied that he had
soae 10 Point Iona 10 join Miss katherine
Ihgiey II the worship Of the TheoSophicai
sSuple Pup which rules at Ra3a Yoga School
~ Gage said he was simply seeking the simple
ne ONO issued q warrant for the arrest OF
senn D. Rockefeller in a Standard Oil case
mere were no reports that he had advised them
Snst ne would hurry home from Europe 10 avoid
10y N the serving Of the warrant. The dry
uock Dewey reached the Philippines after a
voyage OF 1900 miles and 1913 days. Registra-
10 showed that there are 10000. autOmobues
4 20 Bureau for the year ending June 30 showed
. s-4t sooOJ0 aliens had entered the country IN
~ tInes 1SI1 failed to get in. Abraham h
.,-llnnne-, the lawyer, convicted OF suborna-
.oa Of perjury IN the Doge-AOrse divorce case
ss - oebarred from practice until his appeal