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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22
Im Sudl6cro ucrbrnnnt.

6rdulein WoQie German in Sutber.
bile erlei0et bci'm 6riibitiid-
fodcn t0otlide 0rouoplmOen. -
Scar IN Baltimore gut befunnt.
6rGuIein MoQie German, Godter
pon 0rrt. unO 6rau CouiO German
III Sutbcruile unO cine &crmonOte
OcS FolijiItcg 8crmon pon Ioluion,
crIitt 8eltern friib in Oer @obnung
ibrer @ltern 9ronommOeL rpelhe
ibrcn Zoo 3nr 6oIgc bdttcn. IS
miro on0enprnmen, 0aB Ibrc &Ieiocr
III Brand Igeltedt murOcn, mGhret0
lie 6cltrr nladte, nm ijlr ole 8amiIic
6rilbltiid 81 fod:n, Ger llniol er-
idiittcrte ibre betogtcn Gltcrn 10 ie6r,
Dab Die 9to6bnren bciilrdtclt, Dab or
fiir &ebtcre idlimmc Gol1en boben
miro.
Gic aleiOung5itiide ser ltnqliid-
lIhcn lparen pollIt0nOjI bon Dem
&orper o%bgebronnt unO puren Die
S@mer5cn 10 orob, OaB oieielbe be.
rcitS Obnm0dtig mar, ais tie 0eflm.
Den mllroc. Sic perblicb aud in sic.
lem 3uitonoe, bis tie ser Ioo crI0itc,
Ser nad) ctpa Orei StmOcn eintrot.
Mon gIoubt, Dab Sri. German Ee-
trolelm oltf OnS 9rcmboI} goB, ga
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22
@Or Der 6pli1eiltatiOn.
Gborles Wt. @roif pcriuft Dor Der
mittleren Boli5eiitotion Selblts

Charles W. @roii periltdt Dor Der
mittleren Boli5eiitotion Selblt7
moro 81 begeben. - Sit onldel'
memo irriinnig.
Ginen oeiperotin SelbItnorooer'
iud) beging 0eItern Nbeno Der y
2Sabre olte Charles Df. @rofr, Der an,
ocblib in Nr.2t7 Goit.S troBe MoID-
inoton, :. g., mobnt, Dor Dem eir@
gonae ser mittlercn FoIt3eiItotion,
inbcm err iid) nit cinem Gul6enmcIier
einen Sdnitt in 0cn Sails beibrad]tc,
ltn0 nllr cinen1 3ufole lit eS 81 per
oonfen, Dob cr it'd nidt Ole @aupts
idloau0cr am 0alie 0itrdl6nitt. Ger
iltngc Monn fam gcitcrn 2lben0, fltr5
nudocnt lieutenant aolbfleiid in
0icnit actreteu mar, III Die Eoli5eilto.
tion mo eriltd)te Den 2ielttenant, i'm
in cine 3ele 81 Iperren. Ger 2ieutc-
nont iob teine llrlod)e 0oju uno be.
fo6l Dem @rofi, Die Boli5ciitotion SIT
ocrIolien. @roff begob iid Damn aud
nuf Die StroBe, o6er i'm n0d)Iten 9(1ts
Jenblid botte er iein Goifenmeiier
1c5ogcn itno lid einen Sdnitt in oen
Sails an Der linfen Seite bcigebrodt.
Gr murOc iofort ms Stoot-@ oipitol"
leihofft un0 bort perbur0en. Ga Die
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22

@erletltng nid)t ~GciGbrIih mar. ole
@lunoc bciinOct lid ettuo cinen 8iers
tel 3oa bon Der @oupti6Iogooer,
mrroe 8rQff in cine 3cue geipprrt,
iucil CT An5ci6en BON Srriinu bon lid
CAB, Selrtc miro WQriholl 6arnarl
Die Gltern Oes MonneS in @oibing.
ton bcnodrihtigen unO lie .eriuden,
i'm a~b5uboIen. 0roif lit Gin @riiden-
bauer uno man Glullbt, ooB er IN
6olge zines S%onnenitid)eS, ben ct Dor
Ginger 3cit e"rlittcn baben ioll, 3eit.
weiIig gciitesgeIt0rt lit.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22

6ailCIbc ieltf)t mar, uno Dab Die
6Ianne Damn pl0bltdy oitfidloB mo
lire &lciOer crgriii. Sic botte lid
nm 5 llbr nnd) ser 9ii6c bcgeben
unO fitr5 Onraui bottcn ibrc @ltcrn
Hllie, beod)tetcn Oiciclbcn ieoo6 niht,
0a lie nnnabmen, bob oieielben bon
eilem unocren 8cbdu0e f0men. Grit
cini9e 3eit ipGtcr llod)ten iie Damn
bei'm 9etreten ser Slide Die idred.
lidc Gntbedung, Gie berbei geruic.
men Nahbaren Iciiteten Der llngliid-
lidcn SiiIie, bis 0r. 6. Gibbons
Smart crifien, ober oltdl trob OeIIen
9cbunOlung itorb oieiclbc geGcn s
llbr. Hihtcr Soicpb .. Scrbert bon
Somion crflGrte cincn StQrclt iiir
umn0tbig ulO ltcIltc Or. Smart ctncn
ulf llninl laltcn0en SoOeaidein
aus. Nic &erltor6cnc par 40 Sabre
alt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22
VnIc6aa.

Ger uNoltimOrcr YoiCbou. Glil6"
itebt iebt picoer al piertcr STEELE
unO oni gIcider Stufc nit Dem
Nclparfcr Glub. Auf Dem beimiidcn
9olpInb bciic1tcn oie9oItimorer &C.
ltcrn abcrntnlS 0en Club bon Won.
trcol, mo guar nit elmer Scorc oon
. 81 NidtS. 0o8 NeiuItot Der &c.
itrigcn SpicIc Scr 6itliGcn 2igo mar,
iuic folgt:
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22
Nlcibcr tnadlrn Qentc,

mcnn iie bon U. anierini, Giinoen.
idnfiber, Ir. t2, 0orb-g utapitrabe,
bcrgeftelt iinb.
(aprili7-iSi5r)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22
Baltimore TT uid,t wcit pum
Sund=YdrR

(5reoerid 3neerfon, strditeTi, Grbnler NIB
Sireftor).
Nes 5iioenS grobnrtigites 5%eenlano Der 6reuee.
Srobe Bicrlics gSdlSrhaen uuo GrbuItn9spIdbc.
30 BrufartiBe Nttraftionrn 30
Spe5inI.9inten auf alien Giienbnbnen fiat Vic.
ntc'Hartie'n pom Baltimore. Sir YtcniosSnter
iperbe man iih an has Grenriipn Separtement,
snna Bart, N%aibingtun, 7. Is. GLIB
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22


Scr o oti5.-Srou Clio
bctb HuOolpb Die befonnte YorjcI,
lnnmolcrin, bot iid 5ltm @clud ibrcr
SdmeItcr, Scr Satin bon Gr. Den.
&0ring, oca @cihGit9iiibrera ser
nNortb Star Miling So" in g.
nora, Merifo, bc8cben. 6rou Nu'
6oIpb miro NnionAa September mie'
Der nnh baltimore 5uriidfe1rcn.
8etrout. - Sri. Selen y. Gut.
man, ein5igc (odtcr bon Srn. m0
6rot SltliuS @utmon, mlrOc Mitt'
nod M6cno in Der @obnlu1g 0cr
Gltcrn Scr 9rort, Nr. ia, Gutnu'
Elocc, oilrd Nobbi1cr @nt. Hoicnuu
nit @rr. Wilton i. @eitbcimer &c.
trout. GbrenmGohen mar Sri. &C.
nora y. Strnlla un0 9rnutjungfern
Srls. Hoic GobCn. Selma Holent6oL
G0itb S%onosburg II. Beatrice Hoien,
fclO. &r. &enrD j. @eltbcimer mar
9rolltiiibrer, un0 ais rllibcrS" fun'
girtcn Die SS. Simon Abler, Gopi0
Holcnltod, &rpin 3. &eitbcinter,
Charles Goblen& 2eonarD 8reif, 30
bio ). @rithrimcr, Sobn Differ, u,
&otcnItcin Nelion OrtmoL Samuel
GcolbonL %, ). 8iitman, Sco ),
@rtmon unb Sionen 2%onosburg.
Ntodl einGn Gnlpiotg traten Die Nen,
ocrm0bltcn eipr SodBeitsreiie nu6
Sem @eiten an, Die Slfiinftige @ob'
ming oea iu1gen Peares lit 9ir.
1907, Glltolu Elace. a
Sief nod, cut ab. Sarri3
6reeOmonO, oua 3 Sabre olte Sobn-
dcn BON Nbrobonn Sreebntono, str.
1890, 0ou1bitrobe. %itiir5te geItcrn
NohmittuN 1r0cn 1a2 llbr IN ctneal
nnbepadtcn Nuaenblid aus etllent
6enitcr Oc@ 5peitcn Stodlpcrfs nItf
oas Sroitoir. Der eridrofene 8ater
brodtc boS aino su Or. Sirlfmon,
gde bon 6igb. uto gnltimoreItrobG,
meldler nnd nprgcrommeller Hfttcrs
iitdnng c~onitntirte hnb eos ainO
ipnnOerborer @ciie poaltunpig TIT
pcrlebt gc6licbcn lunr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22

$3.50 ocfcn ale n6tbigcn ltnfpIten.
Gerionen nit benz @ltnihe, Iib
Den Citcno-a anilrntcn in ibrer 3our
onrd) Scntid)lanb nnb bic Sdpeis,
IS. Suli bis 5. September, an5u'
idlicBcn, lpcnbcn lid) an
SGcu. Sicncr & So,
217 Eit-yaltimore.S trahe,
(62l Subn VI. gcfer, gorIiter.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-22

S%dJifisfarten BON nnS mad 9entidl-
Lamb.
Bon Baltimore Bis Bremen: Sea.
iiite 500. Bremen bis Baltimore:
$3.50 nno $3.50. &unoreiie SIT
biQigerem Treiie. Sbco. s. Sicncr
& &c., III, Ci-galtimorc.S trafc.
(t70)
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
BEWARE OF
WALL STREET

That financial buccaneer Hartman
and others, Is making II entirely too
dangerous for ordinary folk To sail
the Wall Street sea. n you want
to keep your money in your pocket
or prevent II being picked, yak
the plank" which in turn they Will
do.
The racing touts and sha,pers
would be skinned alive by the Wall
street sharks. so what chance mas the
ordinary man of keeping even with
the game. much less coming out
ahead.
This fall Is especially dangerous
for Wall Street and the Banks ard
Trust Companies It controls. will be
running close TO the wind .-n1ancI-
ally an1 are liable to do JUS what
the public think they won't do
Invest your money In something
you can control. instead of in the
stocks Of corporations that are no
toriously used for stock iobbine
operations OF which only the lnsiderr
have any definite knowledge.
This advance Is for Democrats Let
This advice Is for democrats. Let
Wall street buzz-saw. II they want
10. as they have friendly rotations
with the corporations
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
ADVERTISING.

"One moment. madame. II you
please" cried the heavy-set man,
arising In the convention OF women's
clubs. - beg that You Will permit
mo to say one word az to crying
evil. | am overioyed TO see you ladies
so boldly attacking the wickedness
of our country: but I beg To call your
attention TO the insidious. atrocioua
peehaboo waist. cannot find words
to express my opinion OF Il. why, |
am informed that tomorrow morning
the firm OF Jiggs, Jagge a Co. Will
throw on their counters several thou
sands of these immodest garments M
the ridiculously low price of 81 each
I beg Of you To take some ofIlcial ac-
Hap on this crying evil Thank you
very much for your atatentlon."
The heavy-set man then left the
convention. Next morning at the
store of Jiggs, Jagge q Co. he might
have been seen In the private Office of
Mr.. Jigga taking another order for .
load of rcckaboo waists and receiv-
ing concentrations on the popularity
of his goods Judge.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
The Cuban Contest
I'm a Deadlock.
THE TRUE KING
OF SPAIN
"a ROYAL ROMANCE"

sensational Journals have announ.
ced that the king OF Spain was sx-
tremely eccentric, II not deficient in
intellect; but exactly the opposite
IL true He Is exceedingly clever.
though too impatient of restraint to
be much of student lie bids fair.
as his character develops with ex-
perience. To show his mothers diplo-
matte tact. mingled with an engaging
impulsiveness all his own, which wins
hearts as she never could He is
quick to make decisions. Is really in
terested i'm the welfare OF his people.
and his selfishness is merely tho
selhshness OF high-spirited youth.
eager To do everything that is really
worth doing. He Is easily moved
through his affections. though IL is
all but impossible To influence him
in any other way except through his
sense of Justice. The king has n
boyish fashion of imposing his own
VIII on every one around him. He
does this so gayly. so smilingly or
not In one of his "somber moods OF
pride') that even people who have
decided TO oppose him find them
selves pleased that he should do as
he likes.
What, marry her nose TO my Haps-
burg mouth! II would be crime"
was his remark TO an intimate friend
concerning an Austrian princess. No
other on the list pleased him letter;
and the two or three possible Ger
man candidates were crossed of In
the same way II want to pe hap
py, and then | shall know how TO
make others happy" he said To the
same friend OF his youth.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
REAL ROOSEVELT.
REFORM
CAN ONLY FOLLOW THE DEFEAT
OF THE G. q. T..

There has been good deal Of
controversy as TO whether the IRE
sent Administration leaders are bo-
gus, or real reformers. The suspic-
ion that Mr. Roosevelt has been play
Ing reform, while doing nothing to
really control the trusts and corpora
tions. rests on evidence that is mite
strong enough TO cause n grand iury
To bring in n true bill. Reformers.
like other people. must he judged by
what they do, rather than by what
they say or write.
Up TO this present time the re-
forms attempted by Mr.. Roosevelt are
all up i'm the air." they may mater
ialize In the future. II he sticks To
them manfully and does not back
down when confronted with obstac-
les, as he has done i'm the tariff re-
vision reform. He atarts now poll
tical reforms constantly. but when
the old party bosses show him that
to carry these reforms out would
split or disintergate the G.. O. r.,
Mr.. Roosevelt gets discouraged and
backs water
But as reformer OF other than
Republica politics. Mr.. Rosevait Is
more stable. he has just ordered the
introduction OF spelling reform I'm his
department of the government and
as there will be no reason for the
republican politicians TO object to
that reform, for most of them are
quite likely to spell i'm the phonetic
way as by the rules of the dictionary
they Will be glad TO see Mr.. Roose-
welt amuse himself in that way In
stead OF the reforms that are more
dangerous TO the party
For instance. a sentence of the
Presidents Message To Congress this
Fall may contain this: The brazen
standpatters are comprest and husht
and should be supprest for their will
ful ardor for the frenzied fantasy OF
protection. ! recommend that every
dasht schedule be stript of its woeful
and lacrimal injustice. II this ac-
curst tariff is not DISGUST and Iopt OF
at this session, the dasht Democrats
will have You whipt TO a frazzIe I'm
the next congress.
Now that is something like re-
form.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
MAY BE DEAD.

The Grafton Sentinel springs IN
and fires off "A lot of exclamation
points in breathless sort of way. as
witness:
Well, we'll State Journal: what
has become of the West Virginia Ed
sitorial Association? Have we n pres
ident this year? Where does he live?
What does he do for a living? Do
We meet in 1906? And where IS Blue
Held? We recall that you were not
at the last meeting OF the Association
but as you are the recognized author
ity on newspaper questions In the
state. please stand mp and tell us
about It,"
The state Journal will not under
take to answer all the above queries.
So far as the West Virginia Editorial
Association is concerned the last n
remembers OF it. Slidell Brown, of
the KingwOod Argus had IL i'm n cave
in Preston county and was tanning
IL with a club. insisting that Il be
Possibly it can be resuscitated and
moved down to Blueheld. which Is i'm
the vicinity of Kentucky and Virgin
la, or somewhere In the lower part OF
West Virginia. II will not do any
good II the session Is held there for
all those who were formerly active
workers in the organization will prob
ably not attend State Journal.
Unless some OF the leading news
paper men OF the state take more in
terest in the Editorial Association
the corpse had better be- allowed to
rest in peace, but with a little ef-
fort II might be made q credit Ia
the State and Of benefit 10 the pro-
fession II You disgruntled fellows
would bundle mp and come To- Blue
field we Will TRIP to put new life into
the Association and make 20 some
thing more than g. has been for the
past several years. You might come
and talk tho matter over anyway and
learn that Blueheld IS the most active
business center in the State of West
Virginia. n IT did not do the Asso-
! citation any good II would teach some
Of those old moss back editors some
thing about the wealth-laden region
in which the busiest town IN America
IS located
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
The Giant Strides
of Invention.
THE SOUTHS MAR
VELOUS ADVANTAGES

Give free reign to your Imagination
and lot IL picture the future of Sec
tion which has one-half of the iron
ore OF the United States nearly three
times as much coal as Great Britain.
Germany and PENNSYLVANIA combined
lch holds n world monopoly on
cotton production and In rapidly be-
coming great cotton manufac-
turing center, which dominates the
phosphate rock and sulphur trade OF
tho world, which has much of the
richest OH territory known. which
has one-half of the standing timber
OF the country, which produces all
the sugar, all the rice, most of the
tobacco, and adds Co these 500, ,0O0.-
600 bushels year of grain: and
then think OF It's water powers. it's
splendid rivers It's great seacost. its
expanding commerce. and remember
that its cotton crop alone annually
exceeds the total gold and silver pro-
duction OF tho world, aud that evely
dollar annually mined on earth is
not enough To pay the South's bill
against Europe for cotton, and You
viii get just IA faint conception of the
future
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04

OTHERS MAY TAKE EXCEPTION
TO SPEECH, SAYS GOV.
BLANCHARD.

NRW YORK. Sept. 3.-The Times
today quotes Gov. blanchard. OF Lou.
isiana. who is member OF the dem.
ocratic National Committee from his
state, as follows regarding MIR. Rrv-
ans speech at Madison Square gar
den:
Mr.. Bryan's speech was an able.
bold. fearless. courageous exposition
OF the opinions of man recognized
as leader of the democratic party.
but IL should be remembered that
MIR. Bryan did not propose TO ontline
the next platform of the democratic
party.
"A good many things may. hapn~Y
between now and the next democrat.
ic National Convention.
Mr. Bryan's speech will nm
doubtedly please thousands OF poo-
pie In the South. hut many viii take
reception TO the part of the speech
which had to do with the ownership
VI railroads by the national govern
tent and the states. So far as per
sonally am concerned any opinion I
may hold on that question Is purely
tentative. have not studied the
question enough for publication.
Il sat with tho members of the
democratic National COMMITTEE and
! heard some of them express dissent
from Mr.. Bryan's views on That sub
ject."
Mai. Il. j. Hale OF Fayetteville. n.
C'' who was one or the members OF
the committee on platform at the
Chicago convention of 1896. said:
We are moving along. rnpidly I'm
the South. The democrats OF North
Carolina have passed resolutions Ia
voring an income tax and consti-
tutional amendment providing for
the direct election of United States
Senators. But Mr. Bryan's ideas on
Government ownership were stick
er for me. could not quite digest
that part OF his speech. k
II think the chief strength of Mr.
Bryan with the old-llne democrats Is
due To the fact that with new ideas
he combines broad mind and n
seeing eve which render him the
real conservative force In the party
at the present time. and that We had
better support him for fear the lead
ership might pass into the bands of
some one Car more radical tasn he
In the main ] liked his speech"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
A POETS DIS
ELIMINATION.
HOW SwINBURNE RECEIVED
TWO AMERICAN POETS.

Some years ago joaquin Miller.
the poet of the Sierras. and n well
known poet from Chicago. went to
England together and made a pill
q mage to tf- I ONE OF S,Vlrburne
Arrived at the jealousy guarded re-
treat fthe great metrist, they con
fessed themselves to the poets faith
ful Cerebus. Mr.. Watts Dunton.
The latter withdrew to break the
glad news to Swinburne, and the
visitors began TO think anxiously of
the noce things hey wanteI 10 SAY
Joaquin took firm grip OF his flow
Ing whiskers, while the Chicago
aan fingered peryously "A neat roll
OF MS. in an :nslaa pocket Soor =.
door was opened on an upper floor
and the rich voice Of the auth = of
'I-aus Veneris" Coated down the
sti irway:
"Tell Miller 10 come up. Tel the
other man to KC 10 hell!'
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04

Some one has computed statistics
TO show that OF the 800 or more mag
.azines that have been started In Chi
cago. ~ per cent lived but n year or
less. while only about quarter
survived FOR FIVE years. Only ~ per
cent are now In existence. and OF
thesso. some 30. about 10 per cent
have been established within FIVE
years But high mortality among
magazines IS common enough every
where; the really surprising thing
is that not q single nrst-rate maya
zine has yet rot q permanent place IN
Chicago. or for that matter In the
United states west OF New YORK. II
could be- done with money enough
has the west not sufficient pride in
i.s culture 10 lose hundred thohf-
and dollars or so year for tne sake
of distinguished literary organ
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04

Hear The rading Of this parable
yo merchants.
a duck who had faithfully stuck
to business during the summer and
laid several dozen large fawn colored
eggs, complained that she was not
appreciated SOC that hen over
thcrc?" said The duck. "she has not
laid 500 many eggs as have nor so
big but she has books written about
her and verses composed in her hon
ol while nor.eg says a word abc .
me"
The trouble with you is." said
Ia wiac Bun Lcghorn cock standing
near that YOU do not tell the pub
lic what you have done You lay an
.ceg and woddle on without saying n
word. while that sister Of mine never
lt1s one without letting ever, body
in the ncighborhood know &C. n
you want to cut any ice In this com.
munity you must learn TO advertise.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
TRADE MUST BE
RECIPROCAL

Barter is the basis of all trade
If We would sell. we must also buy
This is true of all nations and men.
a tariff is protective" only to the
same extent to which II is prohibit
tive of trade, and is Injurious TO
both buyer and seller to the extent
to which It Is prohibitive.
II gives an unjust advantage to
one class. that Is TO those who have
a monopoly In the exclusive market
produced by H. It discriminates
against all who buy in that market,
and against all who use houses OF
commodities within the protected
zone. II Is the very quintessence of
dishonesty; and TO advocate such a
policy In the name OF labor is the
very quintessence OF hypocrisy
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
NO RAREBIT DREAM:
AWFUL NIGHTMARE
RESTORES INDIANA CRIPPLE TO
FORMER VIGOROUS HEALTH
-SCRGEONS EXPLAIN
MYSTERIOUS INCIDENT

MARION, Ind, sept. S.-Dream-
Ing that several men were attacking
him. George Gilpin. of this city. who
had been a cripple for years. unable
to walk without the aid OF crutches.
struggled desperately. striklnk with
his hands and kicking with his feet.
When he awoke he was doing some
exceedingly violent gymnastic stunts.
and, jumping out OF bed. was as
founded TO learn that he could walk
unassisted.
Gilpin suffered dislocatlon or the
hip Joint number of years ago.
Surgeons failed To join the dislocated
parts properly. and the injured leg
became shortened.
Surgeons say that while Gllpin was
asleep the muscles and tendons be-
came relaxed, and, In the violent ex-
ertions brought about by the dream.
the dislocated hip joint dropped back
into place Gilpin 60 advanced In
years.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-09-04
THE MENACE
OF REFORM.

When the plants OF the reformers
bring about the childless fiat.
When the women OF the future deign
to wear the blrdlcss hat
When the magazines, muck-rakers.
tell about the germless beef.
When the Fourth is wholly cracker
less and split ears get relief;
When We get the graftless city and
the smell-less gasoline
with the passIess politician and the
deathless red machine.
VIII the wordless Joy that nils MS be-
yond all tongue or pen.
Or will quite contentless nature make
ur yearn to kick again?
v hen the qultless kitchen lady lets
rs into her domain,
Without owing two days notice rs
she bios us TO refrain:
When the errorless stenographer
gets all our letters right.
And We get microbelcss milk and
cream at morning aud at night (.
When the strapless car goes by us
and with much precision waits
On the dirtless. mudless crossing
while they open mp the gates,
Will the fretless world be happy or
will restless nature shout
For some old-time fret or worry just
TO rave and kick about?
When the frowning wife or mother
takes her spotless washing down
And looks grieflessly about her on a
smokeless, spOtlcss town.
When they make the dumb piano
and the noiseless phonograph.
An dthe world goes romping, worry
less, with many merry laugh:
When the boyless neighbor fills us
with rapture Of delight
When the songless cat goes noiseless
through tho stiffness Of the
night;
Will We really be as happy as we
were in days Of old
When We knew the doleful pleasures
OF a good, old-fashioned scold?
When the quite mistakcless umpire
with his sure and moteless eye.
Calls with errorless precision every
ball that passes by.
When some human bonefactor makes
smOkeless cigarette
And our wOOlens shall be shrinkless
in the dampcst kind Of wet;
When mOsquitoea shall be stingless
and We have the buzzless ny.
When the colicless young baby has %
pureless sOundless cry.
Will we cherish an these blessings
or will humankind be hurled
Into sadness by the humdrum Of an
uncomplaining world2
IL w. Foley