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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05
A CENTURY DICTIONARY in Ex-

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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05
RAILROADS AND sTEAMBoATS.
lZE|[MME i

Passenger trains leave Augusta.
GOING WEST-2.25 A. NJ. daily except
Monday for Portland and R"Ston: hw
A. NJ. for Lewiston, f2rmlnSt"n' ii!nEc-
al and Quebec; 1000 A. NJ, for frunS-
wick. Lewiston, Pennington. Eocki'nd.
Portland, Boston. Ea a L Inc, ,p
Portland: 3.i2 T.. NJ, tcXprcSsD for Port
land. Boston. connecting for i'ath. Lew
iston and BARTLETT: III T. NJ. for So. Car
H. NJ rXprcss). daily for Lewiston.
Bath Portland ana Eoston.
GOING EAST-l2.l9 a; NJ. tnight ex-
press for Skowhcsan. Bangor. ii1r liar,
Dor, ,Calais,. s.. John. Aro"stonk and
Washington Co.'S: Sunday morning not
for Skowht gan, Belfast. Foxcroft or b.
Bangor. WASHINGTON 90. and Ear II.r-
hor. daily: ST. A. NJ, for Watcrvile.
FoNcroft and Bangor; 9.io A. NJ. for Wa,
tervilc. Eclia~t. Skowhccnn, Bangor and
croft, EHuSor. Old Town. Caribou via r.
u A. X. r.. Calais and st. John; IS +.
NJ. tcNprcssl for Watcrvill". Bangor, Par
Grccnvillc. 80 T. NJ. for Wltcrvilc. Oak
land. BINGHAM. S>cwhcEan. Hclfast.
TnSr,oft; ,irccnyillc. Eans"r old Town ,,y,
trrvilic and Sllowhcgan.
sundays Going West, 225 A. NJ. o2S
A. NJ. 81 l.. NJ. io5' =. NJ, for Portland
tnighD, Bangor; rs A. NJ. for Bangor
Wash. Co. and Bar tIdrhor; ?.0N A. NJ
f'T Wa,crvliIe. SkowheEan and Bangor
ACCOMMODATIONS TRAINS
AUGUSTA TO SOUTH GARDNER.
,,s., l.. Al r. N. T: n. p: NJ.
hs5!SSsi' w. ::;:s $$ s: S. s. 8:
s Gar Grr,Tin"r A. $50 20 52f ss3
SOUTH GARDNER TO AUGI STA.
So: Gardiner. ". $40 100 40 III
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS TO-DAY

Postum.
+. J.. Jersey.
G. II. Bcanc
Partisan Sage.
q. W. COlburn.
To lct-RpOmS
John Coughln.
For Sale-CrlvcI
II. q. Barker Co.
r.. j.. Davis a. Go.
stevens x Ballard
For Salc-Secd Oats
Ndntcd-CinvaSScr
Wdnted-Two Clerks.
Russell Il Weston CO.
lbr. GrC"nc'S NcrvtIra
pinkham d Philbrck.
Mdntcd-Soap Agents
jerks. the candy man
Whitman Il Adams Co
Nanted-Cigar Salesman.
For Sal"-Farming Tools.
STANDARDIZATION as nurse
10 Lct-Shadynock Cottage
Misunderstanding shop help.
NATURALIZATION HorSemen.
u Lct-krnt fer small family.
FOR SIi"-Pair of bay gcldnGS.
Nantcd-Ncn to tack signs etc
MHntct!-N oman fOi Homework
Martcd-Ladics to dc picCework
70 Let-Tcncment on Crescent ST
Wanted Plumbers, pIasterers. etc.
W ant"d-Men to pass circulars. etc
AmuScrlcnts-"tnc Toms Cabin"
For S"ic-Ed;sOn Standard Phrnogrdrh.
Observation-Disclosures for Branch Office.
Nanted-PcrSonS to distribute samples
Ndntcd-1'wo or three girls for folding.
70 Ict-T"nement of six or seven rooms
Wanted-Boy to learn dry goods bust
lcSS
Wanted-Lad!es to work hosiery ma
ninpS
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A GREAT BARGAIN IF TAKEN AT

once. roller Moves Mill. elevator and
bOltcr, with extra set of rolls One riding
Wagon. ! caryall. ! Standard carriage
Inquire of Geo. ID. Haskell, S. Cony St,
Augusta, Me. aIOdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

News has been received mere Of the
death Friday. of Mrs. Adelaide l.. q.
Miller. wife of Rev. d. +. Miller Of
Gorham. pastor Of the HalloWcll
Methodist church from 1898 to 1901.
During her husbands pastorate al
Hallowcll, Mrs. Miller was a member
of several literary clubs in this city.
and made many friends here who will
sincerely regret to learn of her death.
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235 ACRES, STOCK AND TOOLS.

Large house and barns: send for picture,
To get carly sale owner includes Is fine
COWS, pair good horses, pretty colt, hogs.
hens and all tools and machinery for only
$iiU0: easy terms: fun details in 'Strout'S
List No. H., ii circular describing and il
hstratnE hundreds Of bargains selected
from more than 900 farms listed for sale:
> to 100 acres: 500 and up. write today for
free copy. +. a. Sirout, IS Broad St,
Boston. Mass. apr30dG:.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

Cards Of thanks, obituary notices, ~.
olutions OF respect, ETC.. will Be
charged at the rate Of ten cents pss
line No charge less than Is cents,
All advertising announcements Of On.
tertainments. whose object IL thu
raising OF money, will be charged n
the rate Of fifteen cents a line.
advertising notices, news form, will h
excluded from our local columns, a.
~cept such as refer to advertiser. d.
cupying space in OUR adverttana
columns. and will be run under :
separate head on one of the loesI
pages.
sooser'oers ~hs fail to receive ~
journal promptly will confer a fAvop
by notifying the office immad,.t.,-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

Mrs. ]. ID. Randall of Cross Hill yes
t"rday celebrated the S6th anniversary
of her birth. receiving many calls ana
congratulations of friends Mrs. RAN
dali is active and alert, very attentive
in watching for current events ana
yesterday her son. III. X. Randall 81
this city, renewed her subscription 10
the Journal. with which she says she
cannot dispense.
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FOR SALE
pAIR OF DARK BAY CEILINGS

and 6 years old this spring. Stand L.
weight 1870 to 1870 Well matched and
well trained. up headed and stylish. ex
ira roadstcrs, not afraid of anything. Il
good family team. For further particu-
lars. apply to l.. +. H.. Box JO3 Liver
more Fails. Maine. m-d6t%
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GEO. r. WADE FARM OF TWENTY

eight acres with stock and farming tools
Must be sold at once. Am going away.
Write Augusta. Me. r. L. j.. No 4 Box
q. Madlw@
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BARRED ROCK cockERELs tx.

ira nice birds for. s.. Light or dark
Barred standard bred. fully maturcd !;
Inns. Gardiner. Maine. r. F. ID. IS.
a23d3Ws
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WALL SODA FOUNTAIN, MIRROR

In back, two gas side lights, three
draughts. ten syrup tanks. counter slab,
tumbler washer and A good sized tumbIer
drainer. with sink combined. Has been
very little used: all in perfect running or
der Will sell FOR Onc-half the original
cost. p. A. Piper. state Street, opposite
Court House. f23dtf
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GOOD FAMILY HORSE, YEARS

old. 10 outs. Weighs 100. Perfectly safe
for Il lady To drive. Mrs. Walter featon,
X. T.. ID. >. Augusta or inquire of +. T..
Merrill III Bangor St. Augusta. a30dlW-
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LOCAL NOTICES.

lFRESH CUT FLOWERS EVERY
day. l.. D. HartshOrn. Tel. 1913.
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FOR SALE
THE BEST GRAVEL IN THE CITY

Tor walks. drivuWays or concrete work |
am also prepared to do al kinds of both
light ana heavy team work Address G..
A. Gay, u Center St, City. Tclephon..
121-12. mJdlw"
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SHAW Bros, REAL ESTATE ACTS,

Belgrade. Ne. For $500 cash have just
the place to start the poultry business, !
acres early land, very high elevation. a
view for miles, good one ana Onc-halr
story house; chanc" for hursc and COW;
only ) miles from Augusta on Il well tray
clcd road. Must be sold now. mldiW
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HEREFORD BULL, NEW Mich

cav with calf and ] work horse. VIM.
IIartung, Il. f. ID. ), Augusta, Ne.
m2dlW'
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MOUND CITY DISH WASHER, TEE

greatest thing of it's kind ever invented
Dish washing made easy. No more red
hands. Apply tn Mrs r. White. agent
AIS Water St, Gardiner. Me. mar22dtf
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HE ALLEN LAMBARD HOME

stead in this city. Very large lot. fine old
house. excellent stable. beautiful shade
trees. Bargain. c. S. Hichborn. july3odtf
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MANAGER FOR NEW BRANCH OF

our business here IN Augusta. Writ
promptly. with references. Tn" Morris
Wholesale House, Cincinnati, Ohio.
mId1t*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

A WORKING HOUSEkEEPER IN
small family. Apply at 40 jefferson
Street. mitE.t 3
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BARRED PLYMOUTH ROCK EGGS

Z q q 5, { G G S-ORDER EAREY-
From choice matings. S G. r. !. Red, sl.O0
setting; 500 for 90 r. c. White Wy
andotte. - cts a setting: $50 for 20.
S. G. r. l. Red Ccckerels for sale G. w
Williams. Augusta. Me. Tel. 3l6-3.
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ONE LOT 20 BAGS MEAL SLIGHT.
PAIR HEAVY WORK HORSES AT A

~ s.arttd. while il LASTS. only $l.9l II bag.
Ii. NJ. Springer, iJt Water ST. Augusta.
un3d3t"
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AGENTS SAN FRANCISCO EARTH.
LADY AS HoUSEKEEP

or in the country. two in family (aflutsD
\ good home for som" one with good rec
concentration Address Il. Windorsvil"
Maine. mldlU<
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LADIES' BLACK HABIT CLOTH,

riding habit. may by Parsons of Boston.
Has been worn but few times. Price
very low. Address Parsons" Care Ken
ncbec Journal. Augusta, Me. al1dtf
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toes ut market price. Edwin NJ Howe
mld.w
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other stock will sacrifice one OF the finest
fields of stra wbcrry plants we have ever
grown. Varieties and price on request
Elm Brook Farm Co.. Gardiner. Me.
n2itf
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UNkS, SOLE LEATHER AND

reasonable Price. Inquire of City Marshal
Donovan 1T lo!l"c Station. midtf
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GRADE SHROPSHIRE AN

Soutlldpwn sheep and lambs Must he
sold thi: week or | shall buy fencing and
Keep them. o. w. Littlcficld, Box T. nr
tel. col. Augusta. mldJt'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

harness, cab. carryall. pole and runners.
Reason for selling. i'll health. 23n High
land Ave. Gardiner, or Geo. Royal, Bark
tr'S store, Augusta. apr2sd1ws
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
MODEST CLAIMS OFTEN CARRY
THE MOST CONVICTION.

When Maxim, the famous gun inveu-
tor, placed his gun before a committee
of judges, he stated its carrying power
to ue much below what he felt sure the
gun would accomplish. The result of
the trial was therefore great surprise
instead of disappointment. It is the
same with the manufacturers of Cham.
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. They do not publicly boast
of what this remedy will accomplish, but
prefer to let the users make the state
ments. What they do claim, is that it
will positively cure diarrhoea, dysen-
terry, pains In the stomach and bowels
and mas never been known to fail. For
sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
SECOND IN BALLooNINC.
Statistics Show That Sport Is Not 81
Dangerous aS Is Generally
Supposed.

In these days OF aeronautic exploits
the record of Germany in ballooning
Is one not to be ignored. France
stands at the head of ballooning ma
tons, but Germany holds the second
rank. The German people, from the
kaiser down. are deeply interested in
| the problems of aeronautics, which
just now hold so prominent a position
in the consideration of the nations of
the world. The German emperor has
long taken an absorbing interest in
balloon experiments. Fourteen years
ago he made a gift of $11, 900 to the
Berlin Balloon club, which in 1904 and
1905 made "a ascensions, five women
taking part. One of these aerial jour-
neys was from Berlin to Pinsk Russia,
distance of 621.37 miles.
There is large balloon association
In Germany called the Deutscher Luft-
schiller Verband, which comprises
nine clubs, with total membership Of
2,74S persons, and owns IL balloons,
The Berlin club, which has one ball
loon of 915 cubic yards capacity and
four Of LOO cubic yards capacity, is
now building sixth, which will hold
2,616 cubic yards of gas This club
will celebrate its twenty-fifth annfver-
sary in October of this year, an event
to which Berlin is looking forward
with great interest. German stats
tics show that ballooning risks are not
so great as they are generally SUPP
posed to be. In 2,O61 trips, in which
1870 persons took part during the last
few years, but Sc accidents occurred,
only Az per cent. of the persons TAX
ing part in the trips were injured and
but one Of them fatally.
In Belgium a series of aerial expert
ments is to begfnN soon in the meteoro-
logical service. These experiments
will consist of flying testing balloons
provided with instruments for regis
tering atmospheric pressure and the
temperature and moisture Of the air.
The balloons viii not be large, vary
ing from three to six feet in diameter
and carrying only few pounds of
weight, and the service will rely upon
the good will Of persons finding them
after they have fallen to the earth to
recover the instruments and return
them. Directions to this end viii be
attached to each balloon and the. nnd-
er will be paid for returning the in
strnments.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

The Gar blames Admiral Rpjest'
vensky for the Russian fleets defeat in
the Sea of japan. Everyone else
blames Admiral Togo.
A man who speaks from experience
Gays that it.costs almost as much to
keep wife in clothing as it does to
keep an automobile in repair.
Mr.. Sryan is coming home soon, that
his children may go to school. Later
on he expects to attend the electoral
college himself, it things work out
right.
Pesident Roosevelt, who deprecates
the practice of catching wolves alive,
need not worry. Most persons will be
able to refrain from this form of ex-
ercise.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
SAVED HIS COMRADES LIFE.

while returning from the Grand
Army Encampment at Washington
City, comrade from EIgin, ILL.,, was
taken with cholera morbus and was in
a critical condition." says Mr.. ]. E.
Houghland, of Eldon, Iowa. 81 gave
him Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarreoea Remedy and believe saved
his life, I have been engaged for ten
years in immigration work and con-
Quoted many parties to the south and
west always carry this remedy and
have used it successfully on many oc-
casions.' Sold by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

A sweet breath adds to the joys OF q
kiss. You wouldn't want to kiss your
wife, mother or sweetheart with bad
breath You can't have a sweet
breath without q healthy stomach.
You can't have a healthy stomach
without perfect digestion. There is
only one remedy that digests what you
eat and makes the breath as sweet as a
rose-and that remedy is Kodol for
Dyspepsia. 1t is relief for sour stom-
ach, palpitation of the heart, and 9th
or ailments arising from disorder of
the stomach and digestion. Take a
little Kodol after your meals and see
what it will do for you. Sold by st.
Clair Wylie Drug CO., Tupelo, Miss,
and all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Try little Kodol for Dyspepsia after
your meals. See the effect it will pro-
duce on your general feeling by d.
costing your food and helping your
stomach to get itself into shape. Many
stomachs are overworked to the point
where they refuse to 60 further. Kodol
digests your food and gives your stom-
ach the rest it needs, while its recon
structive properties get the stomach
back into working order. Kodol re-
lieves fatulence, sour stomach, palpi-
tation of the heart, belching, etc. Sold
by st. Clair Wylie Drug CO., Tupelo,
Miss, and all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
FRISCO SYSTEM.

Isn't it the height Of presumption to
talk OF giving college professors 81, 900
a year when a second rate pugilist COL
lects only that amount as the small
end of a purse for ten minutes fight2
A German official in Berlin objected
to American beef and then ordered
limburger!
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

The new rule of the dancing mas
ters that there shall be no more hug
ging in the waltz gives them an OPP
portunity to see how far their author
ity does not go.
Announcement is made that Speaker
Cannon is to take the stump in de-
Tense of the Fifty ninth Congre So.
Shows that he knows who was re-
sponeible, anyway.
II there ever was any doubt that a
new and greater San Francisco is ris-
ing from the ashes it ought to be dis
PEELED by the news that 900 saloons
have just been opened there.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Colonel John s. Harper, of Leroy, Ill
is the founder Of l56 country newspa-
Ders in eight States. What q tremen-
dous lot OF cordwood, squashand harm
cider he must have received in his day
An Illinois correspondent writes
that IL has been raining little green
frogs il his neighborhood. When he
harins to see the little pink and yellow
ones IL will be time for the water wa
gon to back up for him again.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
BOWEL COMPLAINT IN Chill
DREM.

During the summer months children
are subject TO disorders Of the bowels
which should receive careful attention
AZ soon as the first unnatural looSeness
81 the bowels appears. The best med
lcine Ia use for bowel complaint Is
ChamberIain's Collie, ChCIera and Die
arfhoea Remedy az It promptly con-
trolls any unnatural loOscness OF the
bowels. For sale By all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Inspectors at the Chicago stock
yards last week destroyed 5l,l3e
pounds CT tainted meat. MAJ be tina:
will help to stimulate your failing
appetite.
Carnegie needn't worry another day
about dying poor. Fifty million would
suit the City Fathers. II be is in a
hurry about it he can send the money
by telegraph.
Mrs. NaGgs- Why, only last Sunday
you said my bonnet was very becom-
ing and now you say it isn't. Naggs-
Well, | didn't get the bill for it until
this morning.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

"Arabella,' called the father from
the head of the stairs, sis that young
man gomez" eyes, father; complete
ly."
Some people are so busy putting
something by for O rainy day that
they don't enjoy the sunshine when
they have it.
OF course, even the girl who says en-.
Enthusiastically: "Isn'b that dear?"
may have a little common sense in
other ways.
It must be dawning on several trusts
about this time that even the con-
sumer may turn when trodden upon
hard and long.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
OLD CHRONIC SORES

AS dressing for old chronic sores
there is nothing so good as Chamber
lain's Salve. While it is not advisable
to heal old sores entirely, they should
be kept in a good condition for which
this salve is especially valuable. For
AAle nv all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar
is the original laxative cough syrup
and combines the qualities necessary
to relieve the cough and purge the
system Of cold. Contains no opiates.
Sold only by st. Clair Wylie Drug CO.,
Tupelo, Miss, aud all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
DO NOT NEGLECT YOUR BOWELS

Many serious diseases arise from me-
elect of the bowels. Chamberlain's
Stomach and liver tablets are pleas
ant and agreeable laxative. They in
vigorate the liver and regulate the
bowels. For sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

The millionaire owners Of q Della
ware powder plant have been obliged
because of strike of their employees,
TO work at tae plant as Transfers and
laborers.
The Japanese Government has de.
termined to settle the trust question in
that country before 1t becomes for
midable, and has begun by organizing
its own trusts, beginning with a brew
cry trust.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

1t is always well to have box of
salve in the house. Sunburn, cuts,
bruises, piles and boiIs yield to De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. Should
keep box on hand at all times to pro-
vide for emergencies. For years the
standard, but followed by many imi-
tators. Be sure You get the genuine
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold by
st. Clair Wylie Drug co., Tupelo, Miss.
and all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Children like Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar. The pleasantest and
best cough syrup to take, because it
contains no opiates. Sold only by St.
Clair Wylie Drug CO., Tupelo, Miss,
and all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18
-(GlaHDRIrJRil (G1GlllS.
Everybody again eating meat.

Everybody again eating meat.
A man isn't beaten as long as he ISM
discouraged
Law rules the world, but love is 9
law unto itself.
Some men fail to make hit because
they aim too high.
A man may be good sculptor and
still not cut any ice.
He who honestly criticises his own
actions has a steady job.
Most people would rather be miser
ably rich than happily poor.
Too many drawing-room smiles de-
teriorate into kitchen frowns.
Many husband would lose his Job
if his wife was mind reader.
Only those who marry for money
can afford to repent at leisure.
Wise men never borrow trouble as
long as they can borrow money,
Tardy justice now attempts to heal
the wounded honor of France.
There is hope for any man as long
as his dog doesn't cut his acquaintance.
Some things cannot be explained,
they simply are, and that settles 1t.
It's time to cross your fingers when
you hear man Boosting of his good
deeds.
If woman can't break some mans
heart she gets reckless and breaks her
own.
People who agree to everything you
say are almost as entertaining as
photograph.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

A man never talks much about thu
"sweetness" of cob pipe so long al
he has money to buy cigars.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

A good deal OF the divorce ant
murder news of the day needs disin
lection.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Only those who seldom attend
church register protest when the
minister desires a vacation.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Fortunate is the woman who can
travel down life's highway at the
expense of husband.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

The easier man makes his money
the easier it is for other people to
separate him from it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

What a man and his wife say to
their guests and what they say about
them after their departure are differ
emit.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

Incidentally it is noticed that the
patriots are not taking so much inter.
est in Oyster Bay this year as last.
The good jobs are about all filled.
Mr.. Rockefeller says the American
people "spend too much" II Mr..
Rockefeller will tell them how they
can get the same results by spending
less they will be glad to economize.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-18

The love letter of an egotist-"I."
Even the calamity bowler ought to
take vacation now.
Fear of being reformed keeps many
a man in the bachelor class.
The only way to get the wheat crop
harvested in the West Is to outlaw
baseball.
Does evil still, your whole life fill?
Does woe betide?
Your thoughts abide on suicideH
You need pill!
Now for prose and facts-Dewitt's Lit
tie Early Risers are the most pleasant
and reliable pills known today. They
never grippe. Sold by st, Clair Wylie
Drug co., Tupelo, Miss, and all drug
gists.