The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1906-07-26
When the Editor
"Puffed"
BY DONALD ALLEN
Copyright, 1906. by NJ. N. Cunningham

There was just one reason whT the
Widow Bilwell refused the matcimo-
nal offer rendered her by Editor Flint
Of the Weekly Clarion and Fergus
County Advertiser. Editor Flint had
owned ana edited the Clarion for many
years. lie had never married because
be had been too busy making up ana
working OF his edition Of 6G0 copies.
getting UP and printing auction bills.
writing thrilling local notices Of woo(:
wanted or subscription and other mat
ters connected with weekly journal
of twenty years ago. Some of bis es-
teemed contemporaries sneeringlE re-
marked now and then that he stole his
editorials. but when it came down to
writing out an auction bill they yielded
him tie palm.
Auction. Auction. Aucticn"' read
the average bill. Take notice that On
the 14th of September George Styles.
farmer. will sell at public vendue ali
the live stock and other personal prop
erty on his farm on the Red Bridge
road. Said stock consists Of horses.
COWS, sheep and hogs and about 100
hens and geese. Sale to begin al 10
4. n, and all will 60 to the highest
bidder"
There was no doubt about the Sue
cess of the Clarion as a newspaper or
about the success Of Editor Flint as AZ
! editor. When he finally made up his
mind to marry the Widow Bidwell,
there was no doubt that Re would be I
success as a Benedict. He struck q
snag. however. The widow had been
obliged to turn to dressmaking since
her husbands death, and she did not
rank with the Four Hundred Of the
village, but she was lover of poetry
and she had dreams of poets. While
this kept her grocery bill down, it in
terfered considerably with her getting
out orders on time, and she calculated
that one about Offset the other.
The poetry loving widow had had
fifty different poetic effusions pub
lished in the Clarion over the nom de
plume of Flossie, but Mr. Flint had
received the copy with grunt, and
the public had recovered from the
| shock each time within twenty-four
hours.
The poems" had been published t.
save carrying dead advertising. Mrs.
Bidwell was rather surprised when
the editor dropped in on her one even
ing and proceeded to say that he want
ed her for the mistress Of his house,
but she soon rallied and answered that
there was an insurmountable barrier
between them. He didn't look like a
poet. She knew what be could do IN
! the way of an auction bill, but the
man who wed Flossie must look the
part. She would attend to the poetry
as heretofore, but he must at least
have long hair, an aesthetic face and
dreamy eyes.
The editor saw at once that be
couldn't fill the bill. he wore his hair
short, had a fat face, and his eyes
were on the lookout for delinquent
subscribers instead of looking into the
far away. he therefore picked up his
hat and walked back to the office.
However, the iron had entered Mr..
Flints soul. He had laid his forty
year-old heart at woman's feet and
she had spurned tt. he either wanted
to commit suicide or secure revenge,
and after figuring up that the Clarion
plant was worth about $4,000 he decid-
ed to hang on to earth. The first In
stallment Of his revenge was shown IN
his next issue, when he said:
1--WE take pleasure in informing our
readers that brother Of the Widow
Bidwell, who writes beautiful verse
under the name Of F1ossie, has Just
died and left her q fortune estimated
at 100000. She has our heartiest con-
gratulations.'
OF course the public read the item,
and Of course the widow read It There
wasn't a word Of truth In It, but when
people came and showered their con-
gratulations she couldn't bring her
self to deny the story. She was even
thankful to the Clarion for publishing
the canard. The issue Of the follow
ing week pursued the matter further.
eve understand" it said, that the
fortune left to the Widow Bidwen by
her deceased brother in the west Will
90 $4,000 better than at first reported.
There are reports afloat that she will
remove to New York city as soon as
she comes into possession and buy a
residence on Fifth avenue. Her poem
this week is the best thing In the pa
per-"
There were more congratulations,
and the widow got deeper into the
tolls. It was so nice to be patted on
the back and soft soaped that she
couldn't bring herself to deny the re-
ports.
Between the second and third issues
Of the Clarion the editor had caller.
His ostensible occupation was selling
Bohemian oats to farmers at IS a
bushel and sailing mighty close to
prison as a swindler, but he had the
hair and face and eyes Of poet. Even
tho Fat and healthy editor had to ad-