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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-06
PERSONAL

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PERsoNAL-sATURDAY TILE RUSH TAILOR.
ing Co., 304 1st av S, will close out at exactly
half price all undelivered fine tatlored-to-
measure suits: men OF average build, of small
build. and short and heavy set, and unusually
81 large men, will find great snaps. Read list In
: For Sale Miscellaneous column. ~ Tf;9lI
-,,.,~~ =, sUPERfLUoUs HAIR, : - =
Red nose, moles, birthmarks, powder marks.
permanently removed without pain or scar
=. lillian NJ Simmons, electro dermatologist 1928
Medical building.
MATTRESSES MADE OVER; HAIR AND
moss $3.50; Others ST.; furniture repaired re-
( finished, upholstered. Twin City telephone
1902 Berg & Smith. 422 LIST av Sc.
DANCING GLASSES MONDAY AND THURs.'
day evenings, with social following; buck and
- wing and private BY appointment. Holcoub,s
Academy, 4s 4th st s, third noor.
MATTREssEs MADE OVER, HAIR MOSS,
~ 80; others, 81; furniture repaired; uphol.
= ster1ngr furniture, stoves Both phones. Rain.
VILE. Bros. II Central ay. -. -,
ANNA M. eR1sw0LD, ao7 MEDICAL BLOCK,
electricity; corns extracted: inverted nails and
bunions treated, ...,..,,,- -,
coRNs EXTRACTED. a6o; INVERTED NAILS
and bunions treated: Or: Collier, 51b Mic. av.
Upholstering, furniture repairing, mattress work,
Dannecker. 1923 Mic. N. W. So. 1994-J
BLEMIsHEs, PIMPLEs, ERUPTi0Ns, RAsHEs
medicated by Satin skin cream soon disappear
DR.. A. E. ALTHER. 81 MEDICAL BLOCK.
will be out of town until about July Ii. =
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-. COWS, DOGS, POULTRY

FOR sALE-F1NE sooroH COLLIE NAE
pups. Call at Ss43 Dupont av NJ take Wash
burn and Camden car.
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REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE

REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE
FOR ExCHANGE-4o0 ACRES GOOD LAND.
two miles from town Of Halbrite, Sask Can.
ada; will take as part payment f1rst-class au.
tomobile; prefer detachable tonneau; price Of
land, SIT per acre. W. M Roth, Ocheydan,
100 A., WIS. PORTAGE CO., sa7, FOR MDsE.
800 A, Dueul Co., $. D., $25, for income.
500 A., Wis, Dane Co.. $50, for city block.
a. American Land & Exchange Co., - HF%'.
443-A Security Blk. Bldg, Mpls., MINI.
FOR SALE OR ExcHANaE-soME CHOICE
Canadian land; will sell on liberal terms or
exchange for good city property or a stock Of
general merchandise or hardware Jno M.
Downs Willmar MINI. + 49, r.
MINNEAPOLIS RESIDENCES, $4,000, s., 900,
l.. $4,000, $4,000, So, 000 will exchange for farms
or lands; cash values. Konkee, 1913 New York
Life. FG @f .E|j
A FINELY IMPROVED, CLEAR FARM, SOUTH
ern Wisconsin, 50, 900, for merchandise Han
ford Rental Agency, $40 Bank Of Commerce.
70 EXCHANGES ESQ ACRES LAND, RED
Lake Co.. MINI; want stock general merchan-
disc or clothing Address $500, Journal.
BARGAINS IN LAND: 70 EXCHANGE FOR
: general merchandise or hardware, or what have
y you to offer? Box 49, Holloway, MINI.
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MINNEToNKA PROPERTY
FOR sALE-cN NORTH ARM, FOUR ACRES
finest cultivated land Minnetonka: good
lake shore: improved by two-room cottage,
cellar and pump; makes ideal fruit farm
price, with cottage, $500, without $3.50. Skarp
y Lindquist. 800 Century building, Minneapo-
lis. Phone 1888. ..
TO LET-AT MOUND. MINNEToNKA, SEW
'en-room cottage, furnished; boat, ice, use Of
barn and pasture for one horse If desired;
spring and cistern; large grounds; price for
season. 500. A. q. Thompson, 1924 Emerson
i Iav: s. T. c. phone 1910. -: so 80 90
FARM NEAR LONG LAKE, VERY CHOICE
= for gentleman's country home; lots cottages,
tracts, one to more acres, south side.
See owner, Mrs. Emma ]. Mann
4 Eureka, MINI. l. - :.
10 TO 30 ACRES ON M. & ST. I. OR GREAT
Northern short line, within two hours Of
!! Min n II. f. W. Hill, $50 9th av Sc
FOR RENT-NEw FURNISHED COTTAGE AT
Tonka Bay, six rooms. SIS for balance: of
season. snap to right party. A. Parks,
Eureka, MINI. = =, ~. x:,'
MAN AND, WIFE AND 3-YEAR-oLD BOY
would like board and room at Lake Mime
tonka; give price, location, etc. =, Address
5S44, Journal -. ~ 49, D.. ..- -,
WANTED TO RENT-sMALL FURNISHED
cottage for two weeks In July. Address at
once. 7291S Cedar av., or telephone 4540.
NINE-RooM COTTAGE, FURNISHED FOR
two families large barn; ice by the week or
month. Phone 5106 or 3191. -, ~. ;,
NICE ROoMY COTTAGE; FURNISHED FOR:
two families: large barn; ice; by the week or
month; phone 5109 or 3191. 2 =. 49, -, HI,
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For Rent-Stores, =.
FOR RENT-sECOND FLOOR OF BUILDING
Is ON st 5; good lOca tion for merchant tailor
or other light business, Inquire at Wells
NEW STORE AND BARBER SHOP, 1888 l725
Elliot SIS 18th st. '
SHOP FOR TAILOR, FAINTER, CIGARS or
light business. IA Central av, Nicollet island
Sio i
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HORSES AND CARRIAGES
H.. /. '-... Wantad

WANTED-1AIR FRsT-CLASs HEAVY FARM
mares. under 10. Write or cali evenings. G.
J.. Strom. 9347 Fremont ay n
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: WANTED-MISC
~-~~~~.~.~.~.~~~>~.~~~~S
TOWN MARKET PAYS HIGHEST CASH
price for secondhand household goods and
office furniture. 417-419 Washington av s.
=. =. ze1I -. = - -.....-.A Z.
WANTED-MUsICAL INSTRUMENTS. --11T--1
Highest prices paid. so" :: <t& M, r. ..-1
Max A. Kohen, .827 Washington Az 8.
CITY BAzAR BUYS FURNITURE AND CLOTH.
ing; highest prices paid for same. M.lCohen.
1927 Washington av S.. Phone T. O.. 97e.c - : )
WANTED-ANVM AND BLAoKsMITH7 WISE:
must be In good shape. 100 Western :. Az
Main 2742 J9. ~. ~. ~ sas !. - 49, =.
wANTED-TWo NATIONAL Cash REGIS.
ters; must be in good condition. Address
wANTED-FIRsT GLASS WALL PA9ERING
in exchange for tailoring. Address $685., Jour
SECONDHAND FURNITURE BOUGHT FOE
cash. Advance" All Wash. TIC. phone 98O2
BOOKS PURCHAsED FOR CASH IN SMALL
quantities or whole libraries. COS 1st az s.
WANTED -RoWBoAT. ADDRESS PERINE,
300 ~ av Sc W. tsi 2:% &t}t +
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~ FUNERAL. DIRECTORS - -.
O. E. LARSON, FU-ERAL DIRECTOR, 1911
Central av; residence 1889 Adams. T. G. phone
HUME & DAVIES..-gUNERAL DIRECTORS,
Masonic Temple. 9Th and Hen. Both phones
JOHN M.sa.GLEAsoN, FUNERAL DIRECTOR
and e1nbalmer 81 It'll. st s. Eofh phones. :s
J. WAaREN ROBERTS, FUNERAL DIRECTOR .
1@ossHennepin say.s Both phones 1882. b
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EUROPEAN TRAVEL

TO EUROPE VIA CUNARD LINE,
Company's new Office. 314 I'd Az g.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11

ana organized it. You has held de
Office OF secretary and treasurer and
OF keeper Of de bar trap, and your
record has been as white as two coats
Of whitewash. Is all along counted
on you as sensible man to back me
up. but it seems dat rs to be disap-
p'fnted III de end"
HAS l dun anything, sah?" asked
the brother as he stepped on his own
feet and appeared ill at ease
You has dun dis, sab: You has gone
and let somebody make you believe
dat all you need to get along in dis
world am faith You has been tellin'
members of dis cluD dat faith will cure
cons and bunyons and biles; dat it
will knock out rheumatism and cure a
lame back; dat it will make hair grow
on bald head and timber up stiff
knee; dat you kin sot right down and
have faith, and de coal man. de grocer
and de butcher will come around and
supply you without cash. Have stat
ed de case correctly, Brudder Beebe?"
yves, sah."
"Well, 1 hain't gwine to say dat a
man mustn't believe in dis or dat or
dat he am wrong to believe in what 1
don't. am simply gwine to give you
test. You believe you will be men,
Der Of dis club fur some years to come
don't you?'
II does, sah."
You have faith dat de next time you
want to borry dollar of me I'll lend
it to you, same as always?"
Il has, sah.''
Den femme say dat right yere and
now, by virtue of de power invested in
me by article Al Of de constitution, 1
cross your name off de roll of member
ship, and should you come around and
ak fur dat dollar dere will be winter
cyclone to tear down boss barns and
cider mills. You am now at liberty to
walk out and walk home"
s'But l don't want to go home"
pleaded Brother Beebe
what do you want to do?"
u reckon 1 want to give up dat faith
business"
ooh, l see. Brudder Beebe, femme
say 10 you QaC one OF Gle easiest things
in dis world is fur man to make a
fule O. hisself. He kin do it at TWEEN
u or he kin do it at sixty. De man
who wants to go straight has got to
hang on to hisself all de time. If
rich man wants to dabble in tomfooI
things it hain't so much hurt, but nei-
Their you nor me nor any odder man
who works fur his libin' kin afford to
do it. A silver dollar in our pocket
am with more to us at de grocer's dan
hundred dollars in faith.
IF we start in Monday mawnin'
blackin' stoves and putin on de white
wash we know dat when Saturday
night comes we shall have de where
withal to pay rent and buy food. If
we start off on schism or tangent
! we may look fur de fish to be out and
de table bare.
''Your name will be restored to mem
bership, and has dollar yere to lend
you. but don't do any mo- monkeyin'
wild de buzzsaw. It's got teef."
NJ. QUAD.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
pronerIx Pious.

Pious propriety reached high tide in
the case of man who was about to
undergo an operation for appendicitis,
and he declared that he did not want
the operation to be performed until his
pastor could be present
"Why do you want your pastor pres
ent?" asked the physician.
Because / wish to be opened with
prayer" was the reply ippincott's
Magazine.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
Stupid EeIlOM!

Miss Short-Mr. Slokoche tells me
you always call your father Pop"
Miss Long-Isn't he too simple for
anything? / never say Pop" except
when Mr.. Slokoche is calling OH me,
but he can't take hint at all.-Catho-
lie Standard and Times
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
Brother Gardner
On tie Warpath
The President Of the Limekiln Club
Gives Sound Advice to
Several Members.

copyright, 1905, by Mcclure. Phillips & Co.,
/" A NJ Trustee Pullback in de hall
N dis evening" asked Brother
~ Gardner as the routine bust
: ness of the Limekiln club
had been disposed of at the last meet
ing.
Trustee was there in his usual seat
behind the redhot stove, and, after
slowly climbing out, he stood at at
tention to hear what might be said.
"Brudder Pullback," continued the
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
Proud of Them.

you've put too much baking powder
In these biscuits" said Mr.. Younglove.
81 know it," said his wife gayly.
"They don't taste good, but don't they
look perfectly lovely ?'-Deroit Free
Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
Wealth.

The Man-We are already rich be-
yond the dreams of avarice.
The Woman-True; but there are SO
many who are rich further beyond
Puck.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
Easy For Him.

Gerald am to play the part Of the
fool in the amateur theatricals.
Geraldine-You never did like hard
work-New York Press
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
A chance to pisplay Them.

Nell-Miss Schalp tells me she is go
ing to learn to play the harp.
Belle-What nonsense! She hasn't
any talent for music.
Nell-Oh, she knows that; but she
has lovely arms Philadelphia Ledger.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11
Prize
Winning
Blood
the Best
of The
Breed


best hog He BY
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-11

far
substance He
To- KeYef MGd 2@s4oS 1913 BIG
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24
DACHSHUWD a GOOD FIGHTER

The good-natured, philosophic Ger
man dachshund has always been re-
garded as more or less of a joke in
this country. Even in the Fatherland
he is a staple for jesting. His elon-
gated body, his crooked legs, his ami
mated tail, his resemblance to sau-
sage-who could fail to make some
sort of joke about a dachshund?
But the dachshund has a very seri-
Gus side, and a work in life.
"Dachshund" means "badgor-dcg."
Now, the badger is an animal that,
generally speaking, needs neither
game laws nor sympathy, because he
is able to take care OF himself and
fight his own battles. Naturalists
place him as a link between the bear
family and the weasels. He has about
all the strenuous characteristics Of
both, with some of his own in addition.
Badger-baiting was formerly a bar
barous rustic sport that drew trade to
country inns and taverns. A badger
was placed in a barrel and the man
whose dog could bring him out got a
prize. A single dog seldom did it. A
full pack might-sometimes. The
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24

is not absent at any of the primary
conferences and that he is not over
looked as delegate. If our lead =
ers were wise and judicial in in
structing our people at this point
there would be no need of COM
plant. The Negro should not
copy the caucasions vice but study
his virtues and place ourselves in
a position where not only our pres
ence but our usefulness and SER
vice may be discovered and the
results will be satisfactory to all
concerned.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24
CHOATE IN CHILDHOOD DAyS

1t is stated of our late coruscating
ambassador at the court of st. James.
the Hon. Joseph H. Choate, that when
he was little chap he and his sis
ter had been forbidden by parental
authority to go in swimming or even
to wade on the shore. Nevertheless,
the pair soon made their way TO the
beach, and naturally were exposed to
the devices of Satan.
You might at least take off your
shoes and stockings" suggested the
tempter, well aware to what this
would lead. Nobody will see us"
said the acquiescent Joe" to his sis
ter. God will see us" was the reply.
But he won't tell" returned the
sharp and precocious infant, who was
already tasting the sweets of forensic
victory. AS no effective response
served to suggest itself, transgression
soon followed, and its results were
finally emphasized by the plastic
hand of their mother.
In one of his rambles the impend-
ing ambassador fell in with a little
girl who was weeping bitterly. What
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24
Federal Court to Punish Lynchers.

Washington, March 22.-Util-
izing every instrumentality at the
command of the Department of
Justice, Attorney General Moody
will push with all possible vigor
and dispatch investigation into the
Chattanooga lynching and punish
ment of the lynchers.
For the first time we now have
"A national lynching, one which the
federal government must and will
punish, said Il high official of the
Department of Justice. to-day.
The department holds that Ed
johnson, the Negro lynched, was in
charge of the federal government.
being under the protection of an
order of the Supreme Court of the
United States.
Orders have been sent to the
marshal and district attorney of
the eastern district of Tennessee to
make "A full investigation and to
arerst every person implicated in
the crime.
Attorney General Moody
learned of the lynching while on
his way to Washington from Chi
cago. Without waiting to com
municate with the department here
he wired federal officials in Knox
vile to take all necessary steps to
run down and apprehend all per-
sons suspected of having hand in
the lynching. When Mr.. Moody
reached Washington he found
similar steps had been taken by
Assistant Attorney General Purdy.
In the opinion of officials here
this movement by the Department
of Justice is of great import All
previous efforts to have the federal
authorities intervene in lynching
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24
SUNLIGHT AND THE HOUSE

Sunlight is natures most health
giving scavenger. A house without
sunlight is unhealthy and unsafe for
human occupancy and it is necessary
not only to have some sunlight, but
to have as much of it as possible. 1t
is, of course. not feasible to admit
the direct rays of the sun to every
room of a house; the typical plan of
all houses is square or rectangular,
anG at least one side of the house is
entirely beyond the reach of the sun.
The other three sides, however, can
receive more or less direct sunlight
and the problem of the plan is thus
reduced to arranging the various
rooms so that the amount of sunlight
is adjusted to their uses, ard it must
be sunlight, for mere light itself is
not sufficient; the rays of the sun
have curative and cleansing proper
ties that nothing else has.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24

It is generally admitted that a
southern exposure is the best for all
houses and should be obtained when
ever possible. 1t is immaterial wheth-
er the entrance is placed on this side
or not, so long as the rooms most in
use open onto the house.
In dwellings of average size the en-
trance front will also be the front on
which any important room opens,
but in large country houses. the old
distinction of front and back to a
house has disappeared and instead we
have the entrance front and the gar.
den front; the service and servants
quarters, so long regarded as charac-
teristic of the back" of house, may
be relegated to a side end or placed
in wing that abuts directly on the
entrance front. In such cases it must
be well screened, and its purpose
thoroughly subordinated.-Ame
Homes and Gardens.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24

badger is a tremendous turnover, and
The jolly dachshund of the jokes has
been trained for centuries in Germany
10 so into his burrows like a ferret
after rats ana drive the badger out or
Cght him. In some German and Aus.
trian cities there were formerly badg-
er-baiting Journeys in which crack
dachshunds entered pit with an able
bodied badger and fought for points.
1t is said that such. contests are still
held in Vienna. For spirit, endurance
and agility the dachshund has no peer
in this work, and a bulldog pitted
against a badger would probably find
himself cutting a poor figu~a.
So. to make the jokes about the
dachshund If you will, but give him
credit for his prowess, and for that
%entlene2s, characteristic also of the
hest bulldogs. that makes either an af-
fecficnaJe companion to man and
loyal playmate to children. Give the
dachshund credit, too, for intelligence.
He has it in large degree. Few dogs
are leener, and probably his acumen
is such that he even sees good many
of the dachshund jokes.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24
SHOT AMONG THE MINISTER'S

silently sneaked forward into this
room, and one of the most daring knelt
by the door, his eyes glued to the
crack. his ears extended to their great
est length. The others grouped beside
and behind him, and waited for him
to give out such information as his
coign of vantage might secure.
Among the crowd was one young
man who didn't particularly care
whether any paper got anything or
not. In fact, he would far rather have
scored blank for this particular case,
and thus have gained some other and
more pleasing assignment from his
city editor. This young man cogitat-
ed for one moment, and then, quick as
some huge cat, gave the kneeling spy
at the door a tremendous shove.
The kneeling victim shot straight
through the suddenly opening doors.
landing on hands and knees far out
in the auditorium. Another reporter,
who had been leaning against the
doors. fell headlong against him,
bringing up squarely upon his stom-
ach. Two others, unable to regain
their balance, sat down heavily in the
doorway. The remainder of the tribe,
scrambling madly, fed out into the
street, leaving the fallen ones to re-
ceive the wrath of the assembled min
listers.
1t might be just as well to draw the
veil of silence and of charity over the
subsequent proceedings. - Chicago
Journal.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24
BOOKS HAD DOUBLE USE

The following incident, illustrating
the rough humor of the late Luke"
Poland, then a congressman from Yer
mont, was related to me number of
years ago by our family physician,
says a writer in an eastern publica-
ton.
l had been i'll number of days with
tunsilitis. and had reached the rest
less stage of convalescence, when the
doctor called one morning and found
me propped against the pillows and
deeply interested IN paper-covered
volume of the yellow variety. My
mother attempted to apologize for the
cheap character of my literature, but
was interrupted by the doctor. who
laughingly exclaimed: "Oh, let him
read anything he wants to, if it nill
only keep him quiet"
And. do you know" he continued
II read some p"a'ty cheap looking
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24
PATRIOTISM IN THE PHILIPPINES.

The United States Government
is not above criticism in its last at
tack upon the Moros in the Phil
ippines where over 600 men. wo-
men and children were mercilessly
slaughtered by United States sol
diers. 1t partakes too much of
the mob spirit of the South. 1t is
evident that the educated and
thinking Filipinos are not salts
fed with our usurpation cf their
sacred custom and paternal usages,
our defiance of their personal
rights and sacred institutions and
for them to resist and drive the in
truders out is only human. 1t is
what the Crispus Attucks and
the Revolutionary fathers did
in Boston and we have erected
statues and Bunker Hill mouu-
ment to their memory but what
about the Moros in the Philippines? !?
Who can say but their action was
not as patriotic us ours and yet
they are moved down by shot and
shell and defenseless women and
children slain and the heartless
soldiers doing the bloody work
are congratulated by kilograms
from the State department for
their military victory? 1t sounds
like cheap thunder. 1t breathes
the spirit of the "Clansman." 1t
is nausiating. The United States
is too large and powerful "A nation
to get military notoriety by slay-
ing women and children but since
this government suffers the self
same thing to be done in the
South every day and raises no pro-
test, it is not to be wondered that
the gaudy gold braid contingents
of the military department should
seek honor or credit to themselves
by such small achievements and
that the press and Federal dep'tm't
should proceed to do them military
honor. We do not want to criti-
else our nation but when their
glory depends upon the slaughter
of innocent ones we think it is a
matter to lay before the Hague
Peace Congress, which by the way
seems to be out of business just
now.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-03-24

stuff myself. especially on a train. I
hardly ever come home from trip
that l don't bring a cheap novel with
me, and sometimes | am so ashamed
of the blood AM thunder stories that
.ear off the covers before taking the
books into the house
Il remember once when going from
Rutland to Burlington, VT, | noticed
Congressman Luke Poland sitting a
few seats in front of me with novel
he had purchased of the train boy. At
the next stop | left my seat, and. stop
ping beside him. said Good morning,
Mr.. Poland. | see you have my bad
habit of reading cheap literature on
the train
Yes he replied. 4 confess I do
read some worthless trash On the
train, but it passes the time. you
know, md, besides, some d fool
doesn't tome and talk to you"