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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

When you are rich it's understood
You're going to do lot of good
But you may never reach that day,
So just do good along the way.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Hire man to worry over other
peoples affairs for you if you feel that
it must be done.
We always feel as if people pur-
posely put us in the wrong when they
come out all right in spite of all our
predictions to the contrary.
A home with a baby in it may have
some drawbacks, but it is at least new
er dull.
Get-rich-quick schemes always have
the morning after period.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
AMERICAN ASSN
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Assuming responsibility without dis
charging it is the way some men figure
as prominent citizens.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Some men are always blowing people
up while others are content with mere
ly running them down.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
r. H.. E.
F.. r.. e.
EVEN SPLIT AT ST. LOUIS.

Philadelphia. Aug. 6.-The Philadel-
phia and St. Louis Nationals split
even on a double header today, the
Cardinals taking the first by punching
their hits in the opening inning, while
the Quakers hit Beebe hard in the sec
ond game. which was called in the
seventh inning by consent. Score:
First game
r. n. E.
st. L.. 100000 o. o
Phila. E. 0 0 900 O. > 6 /
Batteries-BrOwn, RhOades and
MARSHALL; Richie Doom and Donovan.
Second game
St. L. ......1oo 10000 /
Phila. .... 30 l 0 0 x-4 Z l
Batteries-Beebe and NOonan; Lush
and Doom.
Called at seventh inning by con-
sent)
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Some men imagine that they know
as much as a trained nurse
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
A Discord.

He bought a grand piano
On the installment plan.
And there was music in the air
For the collection man.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
Dividing His Good Things.

81 hear he has bought new auto"
"Now, I suppose, he will go the pace
that kills"
Eyes, the pace that kills the other
fellow"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
No Wonder.

"She is wen preserved woman"
Eyes; vinegar keeps things we'll"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
A Parliamentarian.

"Au in favor of the motion will
please wink" said the astute chair
man.
And then he added at once, The eyes
have it."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
Of the Right Kind.

Miss Oldun says that she never
Jumps at conclusions
TRY her on a chance"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
Not Of Its Own Accord.

The carly bird may catch the worm
When hunting dainty dishes.
The worm looks out for lar&er game
And catches little fishes
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Loyalty Is beautiful and splendid
thng-for the boss.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

lnexperience is the only thing that
can afford to make rash promises.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
Getting Back,

What do you think of my poems?"
They might be worse
If YOU had written them yourself
for instance?"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Boston 0: Cleveland 4.
Washington 5; Detroit 4. GO inn
ingsD
New York s: S.. Louis 6.
Philadelphia 2; Chicago Z.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Justice too of
ten concerns it
sci with the
question Of who
is your lawyer
q Il d who your
banker.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
::::Loeal Sporting News General:
Results Yesterday.
N ATIOkAl LEAGUE.

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Chicago 3; New York /.
Cincinnati o; Brooklyn ?.
First game, Pittsburg 8; Boston 0.
Second game, Pittsburg :; Boston 3.
First game, St. Louis 4: Phila. ,.
Second game, St. Louis !; Phila, 4.
Called 18th inning by consent)
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

A mans for
tune is some
times made by
the things that
he refrains from
doing.
You are bound
to have some
one down on
you anyway, so
please yourself.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Crcdulous people were created for tn
express amusement of the cynical.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Though a thing
N a y II o t b g
worth all you
put into it it
easily IS worth
all that you take
out of it.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
PlTTsBURG TOOK BOTH GAMES

Boston, Aug 6.-The Pittsburg Nat
iOnals easily defeated the BOstOns in
both games of double header this af-
ternOon. In the first contest the Pi-
rates shutOut the Beaneaters while
in he second game the visitors took
a commanding lead at the start and
were never headed. Score:
r. n. e.
Pitts =. % 0 l 0 / 1-3 Z l
Rost. =. 0 0 0 0 % 5 3
Batteries-Leifield and Phelps;
DOrner and Needham.
Second game.
f. n. &.
Pitts. :. 1 ? 0 2 Q II 9 ,
ROst =. 0 0 I 1 l 0-3 9 3
Ratteries-Leever and Gibson; Lin
daman and Needham.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

By a wise provision of nature big
men are usually good humored
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
Hand II One.

Never trouble trouble
Till trouble is on deck,
Then double up your digits
And biff il in the neck.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
scANLoN TOO MUCH FOR REDS

Brooklyn, Aug. 6.--Cincinnati could
do nothing with ScanlOn today and
they were shut out by the Brooklyn
Nationals. Score:
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Many people are as sparing of truth
as If it cost money.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Il am starting a summer resort
What shall l advertise as a drawing
attraction"
a man."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
SPUDS GET BACK
At NEW WORKERS
Brown Keeps the Giants Hits
Well Scattered and ChiCa-
90 Wins Nicely.
THE REDS DON'T SCORE

PlTTsBURG DoWNED BOSTON IN
TWO GAMES AND ST. LOUIS AND
PHILADELPHIA DIVIDE THEIR
TWO CONTESTS.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

"paily. 1Datly except Sunday. ssundav
only. A Runs TO Griffith daily except
Sunday.
The lO.s5 am. train from Richmond makes
direct connection AT Griffith with Grand
Trunk for Chicago, arriving Chicago D. M.
All east-bounG trains make direct conneo.
tons at Cottage Grove with O., H n ID, for
oxford. Hamilton, Liberty .Connersvtlles and
Nashville.
For further Information regarding rates
and train connections, ask
c .. BLAIR,
Home phcae e.. Pass. and Ticket Act
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
His Safety.

His Safety.
81 understand jerks has failed In
business"
Yes; all is lost but honor"
"He couldn't very we'll lose that"
"Why not?"
Cant lose thing you haven't got"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
PERI PARAGRAPHS.

All men are created free and easy.
No man is henpecked unless he wants
to be.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07
r. n. 6.

Gin. =. 90 0 0 0 0 o 0 90 4 8
Brook. o o o 0 0 0 0 X-2 6 1
Batteries-Weimer and Livingstone
SCanlOn and Bergen.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-07

Bald headed men have to grin and
bare 1t.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Interesting Scraps.

BaTarian engineers calculate the
power which can he developed by har.
Messing The DANUBE and its Alpine
tributaries IL .i;tle less than 2OOO. 90,
horse power. These figures apply only
To ~i;aNariln territory. 1t is estimated
that about 200, oG0 horse power could be
effectively or proitably used, but o.
that great store of energy not more
than 1000 horse power has yet been
developed.
The sultan of Turkeys income is
enormous, Besides deriving &. 800. 0OO
two or three times sys much from crown
property. He owns II very large num-
Der of palaces on the Rosporus, and
many OF the best Villas on its northern
banks. which he grants at his pleasure
to ministers and favorites, or to per-
IONS who have married members of his
family. 1t is said that 1900 persons are
fed daily in his palace. while he sends
out dinners to Il still larger number.
Belgium is, despite its forty-two miles
of s~eaboard, one of the few nations of
the world without Il navy. There are
only two other navyless powers in Eu-
rope-landlocked Switzerland and Ser.
via. Even bulgaria can boast of Il tor
pedo gunboat and a few small steamers.
while Roumania is proud in the pos
session OF twelve small vessels" Nol-
land. I;e!gium's neighhor, has quite an
imposing fleet of eight ironclads and Il
ilotilla of 100 steamers. If Bulgaria has
the smallest navy in the world the tiny
pr!ncipality of Monaco has the smallest
army-l26 men all told.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Police chiers Story.

"A man n a woman said the DO.
lice chief. occupied a compartment O
a Pullman. In a dcsolate place. ths
train speeding like lightning along, tn,
man said to the woman:
Madam. will ask you to look out q,
the n a few minutes. am co.
ing TO make some changes in my an.
parel."
"'ccrtainly, sir said the woman
politely.
Two or three minutes, filed with
o!d. rpstllng noises. passed. Then the
man said:
tNow. madam. | am finished
She locke at him. and behold. he
had transformed himself into n dash.
ing girl. heavily yelled, fashionabl,
dressed. n with rich and beautiful
blonde hair.
"Some moments later. in her turn
the lady said.
are. I'll AK You also To look out of tn.
window. | have some changes tc
MAKE" in ny own Dress
The other complied. and. when he
was permitted to withdraw his gaze
from the passing landscape. what was
his surprise TO find the lady CHANGING
iato Il man. IL gay i loud laugh.
1t seems he said. that we are
both fusitiVes- Hence we should be
pals l am q bank robber. What are
you"
II said the other. am Detective
Hawke. OF san ifraacisco. ANA Cor .hrc,
days. in fenlal" attire. | have beer
Swallowing you. Wrists together. please,
so that ! may Row slip the nipDers on.
Thus concluded the police chief.
an my friend Hawke arrest the no.
toHious Jack '.raome in -. 1t VAS the
n"atest arrest. from the inelodra,aatic
standpoint. OF the year"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Newsboy's Stage Success.

- 49, ''Ay e
The measure of success won is due
largely to Il fat youngster with a
hooked nose and yellow curly hair,
who H. set down on the programme as
Master Pincus. He was d newsboy at
Forty-second street and Broadway be-
fore he went on the stage. In the
farce It's All Your Fault" Archibald
is Il street gamin. shrewd. quicls-wit-
ted, and suspicious. who has escaped
from IN institution. He expresses him
self In slang and dis" dat" DEM"
and dose" This description also fits
Master Pincus in private life. so he is
called upon merely to play himself. The
remarkable thing is thai he succeeds in
being absolutely natural. His very APP
pearance-fat legs. a~lderrianic periph-
cry. hooked nose in the moon-face.
tight curling ha:r-fnakes people laugh.
And then he is in such deadly
lie understands very we'll that the
whole farce depends upon him and he
sustains the burden. The boy was not
wholly without stage experience. Early
in the season Il feacsome musical COM
edy called Fritz in Tammany Hall'
presented in New York, and Mas
ter Pincus. because of his droll appear
was taken from the streets to ap-
pear as n of the many children.
When Fritz in Tammany Hall" failed.
the chubby y%oungster resumed selling
newspapers until some far-sighted per-
son selected him for Archibald.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Exaspcratino.

Senator DolllVef, apfopoS of a shame
less political CRATER, said:
The man appears to have no moral
sense. Accused of some fiagrant piece
of corruption, he will. ten to one, adj
nit his guilt with pride. He reminds
me OF a waiter in a certain Fort Dodge
restaurant.
This restaurant was a poor one. The
Fort Dodge people would not %
1t. 1t is now no more.
"A gentleman tool a lady there to
Inner n night. The dinner began
with soup. The waiter was very care
less.
".All of a sudden the gentleman
roared:
Look out. there, waiter, Your coat
sleeve just dipped into this lady's
soup
The waiter looked at his dripping
sleeve. and then smiled and said.
THANK you, sir; but it doesn't mat
ter-it will wash out. Fish neXr""
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
AWFUL ITCHING ON SCALP.
Hair Finally Had to Be Cut to Save
Any-Scalp Now in Good Con-
difinn-CMrAd nv Cn&innra

FL used the Cuticura Soap and ONT
anent for n diseased scalp. dandruff.
aud constant falling Of hair. Finally I
had to gut my hair to saw any Mt all.
lust at that time l read aAbout the Cuti-
eur2 Remedies. Once every week 1
UAAmpooed my hair with the Cuticura
Soap, and I used the Ointment twice a
week. In two months time my hair
vas long enough to do up in French
twist. That is now five years ago, and
I have q lovely head Of hair. The
SeaSth 10 six inches below my waist
tine. my scalp 10 in very good condi-
too, and no more dandrur or itching
oe the scalp. l used other remedies
hat were recommended to me as good,
bat with no results. Mrs. w. +. Griess,
Clay Center. Ncb.. Oct. %. 1905"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
DOCTORS SHIFT.
Now Get. Along Without 1t.

~ ~ bNnOu H.
A physician says: Until last fall
used to eat meat for my breakfast and
suffered with indigestion until the meat
had passed from the stomach.
Last fall l began the use of Grape
Nuts for breakfast and very soon found
l could do without meat, for my body
got all the nourishmcnl necessary from
the Grape-Nuts, and since then I have
not had any indigestion and am feelina
better and have increased in weight.
since finding the benefit l derived
from Grape-Nu l have prescribed tn.
food for all of my patients sufferIn.
from Indigestion or overlooking and
also for those recovering from diseas.
where I want n food easy to take and
certain to digest. and which will no,
overtax the stomach.
II always find the results I look for
when prescribe Grape-Nuts. Fo,
ethical reasons please omit my name
Name given by mail by Postum Co.
Battle Creek. Mich.
The reason for the wonderful amour,
VI '"'Iiiiieht ana the easy digestion Of
G"ape-Nuts is not hard to find.
In the first place. the starchy part Of
TIE wheat and barley goes through
various processes Of cooking. to per
iec.!y change the starch into Dextross
or Post Sugar. in which state = 4,
featy 10 be easily absorbed by the
b!ood. The parts in the wheat and
barley which Nature can make use OF
Tor rebuilding brain and nerve center.
are retained in this remarkable food.
and tins the human body is supplied
"i'A me powerful strength producers
;" cafi'y noticed after enc has eaten
GrHpe..%uts each day for a week or ten
day. There's a reason"
Cot the little book. The Road ia
Nel.vi..e." in pk:s.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
A Matrimonial Dilemma.
raris Correspondence London Mail

EAASis Correspondence London Mail.
"A curious confusion OF identity bids
xair to prevent a young girl Of Paris
from marrying.
Two years g her elder sister wrote
or h eve OF her marriage to the may
N Of her native village for q copy OF
slacr birth certificate. For some reason
the oficial failed to find the entry. and
accordingly had the extraordinary idea
60 send the girl the certificate Of her
younger sister. stating that he thought
this would do as we'll.
The girl was married and now her
younger sister. in her turn, on the eve
Of marriage. has offered the same GER
tiAcate to the Paris officials. who, on
zVesakying the document. have discoy-
eeed the facts.
Josephine Dansart is now in the posi-
klon Of being unable to marry unless
11er sister consents to annul her W
marriage. and by so doing place her
name on the official registers as "free
- marry"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Raising a Girl the wrono w,x

Atchison Globe: An Atchison cir,
of fifteen gets up in the morning, eats
which her mother has pre-
pared. goes upstairs and takes cn~e
OF her room and then goes downtowu.
sometimes taking two hours to buy n
spool OF thread. She eats dinner which
her mother has prepared. wen,s
clothes her mother has made, spends
the afternoon reading story books or
gaddihg with her friends. eats supper
her mother has prepared, and snhn'1,
the evening with her girl friends. Sha
has done nothing wicked all dan. and
her mother Is satisfied that She 10
bringing her ur right. But is she?
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
60 buahc,. rer mere.
Catslosuc and samples FREE Sniycr
! 0Dou Seed as., kSx q, Lacrosse, wis
Summer Stock.
in a Word.
IN q WORD.
Tho king OF Ashanti has 3,33c wives.

I The king OF Ashanti has 1882 wives.
: A young Jones Is born every forty min
>otes.
Contributors to the London Times are
,Dnld 80 q column.
No leas than seventy-one amateur poets
have sent John ID. Rockefeller. jr., con-
G~ratutatory poems on his sons birth.
Lake Morat. in Switzerland, turns red
every two or three years. owing to the
presence Of peculiar aquatic plant.
A nsh that drums Ia found In the waters
se Aauritius harbor. When caught and
held in the hand. a vibration of the skin
behind the gills Is to be seen, and IA deli
sAte rub-a-dub. as OF a distant tenor drum.
a heard.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19

and ankles swelled up. my hands puff
ed. and became so tense l could hard.
ly close them. had great difficulty
In breathing. and my heart would flut.
ter with the least eXertion. l could
not walk far without stopping again
ana again to rest. Since using four
boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills the bloat.
Ing has gone down and the feelings Of
distress have Disappeared"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box
Milburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19


~dropsical. cond!-
ton without be-
ing aware that il
was due to kid
ney trouble. Tho
early stages were
principally back.
ache and bearing
down pain, but I
went along with
out worrying
much until drop
sy set in. NV feet
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Broken Melody; or. Parade. Lost
From Town Topics.

How do you like our music lin
here?" asked st. Peter. =
Well, III tell you" replied the new
arrival. the harps all nave a tritie ton
much rallentando in the ermate pas-
sages. and the colorature OF the sing.
ers-'
"Ha, a music critic" cried ST. Peter:
that's hat happens when l leave tha
gate for a moment"
Motioning to two burly seraphim TO
put the unfortunate man into the ele-
vator. ST. Peter pressed the button and.
called: Going DOWN"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19

There are cases where an operation
Is the only resource, but when one con-
sincrs the great number of cases OF
menacing female troubles cured by
Lydia f. Pinkhan's Vegetable Com
pound after physicians have advised
operations, no woman should submit to
one without first trying the Vegetable
compound N writing Mrs. Piukhaln,
Lynn, Mass, for advice, which is free.
Miss Margrct Mcrlley, of e75 Third
Street, Milwaukee, Wis, writes:
Gear Mrs. Pinkham:
Of strength, extreme nervousness,
shooting pains through the pelvic organs,
0Oaftng down pains and cramps compelled
me to seek medical advice. The doctor, after
making an examination, said | had II female
trouble and liberation and advised an opera
0oa. To this l strongly objected and decided
- try Lydia r. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. The liberation quickly healed, all
tho bad symptoms disappeared and l am
oncs more strong, vigorous and well.n
Female troubles are steadily on the
increase among ONE If the month
~ periods are very painful, or too FREE
qVent and excessive eff you have pain
or swelling low down in the left side,
bearing-down pains. don't neglectyour-
self: try Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Confidential.

From the Cleveland ~Plaindealer.
II suppose old Bullion will give you q
job as soon as you marry his d%aughter?"
Yes; he wants me to be his confidential
bookkeeper.''
But you don't know anything about
keeping books
III wants me to keep EN- where the
court ant get hold of EN-"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
x.-THE ADVENTURE OF THREE
STUDENTS.

7 was in the
year 80 that a
combination OF
e een S. irto
' IS hich | need not
on = :. caused
Mr.. Sherlock
Holmes and my
sell TO spend
some weeks IL
one of u great.
university towns
ana il WAS dur
ing this time
mat the small
but Instructive
adventure which
/ am about 10
relate betell us.
1t Will be OBJ
vious that any
details " h i e h
" Guild help the
reader to e.N
actly identity
the college or
the i III in a !
would be in
.%iuaicious and of
iensive. so pain
full Il scandal
may we'll be al
lowed to die
A,,t yl';,L No.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Senator carter,s Story


a group of senator's who have been
prominent m rate legislation were dis
cussing the aftermath of criticism that
has befallen some of them. The way thai
Senator Aldrich Is being credited with a
great victory was mentioned.
II am afraid some of u.s. said Tom
Carter. ARE going to get a reward for our
work for eighteen hours a day the last
three months about like Judge Smiths
niger Sans breakfast"
"How's that asked two or three to.
gether.
Why the judge had one old darby.
When the judge got up in the morning
about 9 o'clock he would go out and hunt
UP Sam. When he found him a colloauy
about like this would ensue:
SAM. you good-for-nothing niger.
you did not milk, the cows?'
Yes. Massa. l done MIXED de cows
"You haven't chopped the Missus'
wood
Yes. Massa.'
'Ha you wee1ed the onion patch?'
= Masso. l wurkcd free hours q, dat
!njun patch, Il l don got dat done,
too
"'Well. I'll bet you were too lazy to
lay up that fence on the back lot
over m de yuthre fel'? Yes, boss. l
done did dat fore sun-up.'
Did you make my julep?'
Sure. Massa.'
Then. o lazy niger. you have got
everything all done up. have you?.
Yes. Massa.'
Well. then. Sam. you can go over to
the persimmon tree in the pasture and get
your breakfast. Be of with you. now.'"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
Rl-oATEp WITH pRopsY.

The Hcnrt Was Badly Affected
When the Patient began Using
DNnn's kidney Pills.
Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell. of 415 West
Fourth st. Olympia. Wash. says: For
over thvce years l suffered with q
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19

Philadelphia Ledger: Nell-May
doesn't seem SO quick to deny her age
now as h used to be.
Bell-No: she's gotten very stout
lately.
1t?
Dell-1t takes all her time now to
deny her weight.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19
OPERATION AVOIDED
EXPERIENCE OF MISS MERKLEY
me Wa Told That an Operation Was
Unsuitable. How She Escaped 1t.

When a physician tells n woman suf-
s.ering with serious feminine trouble
ehAt an operation is necessary the very
snought of the knife and the operating
Seole strikes terror TO her heart, and
car hospitals are full of women coming
tor just such operations.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-07-19

Miss Margrct Mcrlley, of 275 Third
street, Milwaukee,, Wis, writes: