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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-03-23
To BE CONTINUED.
cZAR PAULfS WIG.
An Officer Tweaked II and Won a Bet
and Promotion.

An Officer Tweaked II and Won a Bet
and Promotion.
Paul. the eccentric czar Of Russia.
assassinated In 1901. was very particu-
lar as to his dress and considered
trifling matters as of supreme i'm
pOrtance. This popularity was once
taken advantage Of by an officer of
the guards, Major Vaksel, to win a
bet. The major, the widest joker In
the army, wagered several hundred
rubles that he would tweak the tail
of the emperor's wig on parade.
The very next day the emperor
happened to be present at an early
parade and, as destiny ruled 1t, took
position for a moment. Immediately
in front Of the daring major. Breath
less with excitement and terror. YAK
sells companions beheld that rash
officers hand stealing slowly from
his side. rise to the level Of the cars
neck and give the wigs hanging tail
a most decided tweak.
In an instant the emperor's face,
pale with fury. was turned upon YAK
sells countenance. which. however.
only reflected an expression Of child
like innocence, mingled with the most
deferential astonishment.
"Who dared to do that?" asked
the enraged czar, his eyes giving
flashing evidence that his most dan
| hi
"I did. your majesty" said Vaksel.
who, however. his heart may have
futtered, managed to preserve out
wardly an unruffied calm. together
with an expression Of innocent sur
prise ut was crooked. your majes-
ty." he added in a confidential under
tone. II Strengthened 1t for fear the
younger officers should see"
Paurs countenance cleared at once.
He stared fixedly, however. at YAK
sells innocent looking face for some
seconds Vaksel admitted afterward
that this was the trying moment. and
he had said to himself. 'If I waver
I'm lost" Then the cZar spoke, and
spoke so that all might hear.
"I thank you colonel" he said.
If ever a step of rank was gained
by the purest effrontery 1t was so ac-
uuired on this occasion, and Vaksel
left the field, not only promoted to a
coveted position in the guards. but
richer by many hundred rubles as the
result of his wager.
| STRANGE But TRUE.-"1 saw GU
rious thing the other day." said the
favorite story teller at a party.
well. what was it? Is it true
story?" asked one of the listeners.
Yes: perfectly true. I saw duck
swimming across a pond and a cat
sitting on its tail"
Indeed" exclaimed another lis
tener. What sort of a duck was II!
Any particular kind?"
"Ycs: it was a diving duck. Strange
to say. the duck dived."
For some moments there was 81
lence: then a lady asked:
"And what became OF the poor
cat? Was it drowned, or did 1T only
lose one of its nine lives?'
mo: 1t wasn't drowned. said the
story teller. "You see, the duck div
ed i'm the middle of the pond, but the
cat was sitting on its own tail on q
wall close by
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13
HELIX HAPPENINGS.

Perry Martin Now Owns the Livery
stable-Typhoid Has Been Frequent
But Has Nearly Disappeared-Mrs.
Ferguson, Sr., Somewhat Improved
Another Grade and Teacher Add
ed to Public Schools-About Half
the Wheat Has Been Sold.
Helix, Oct. 12.-Burr Johnson, who
has conducted the livery stable at this
place for some time has sold the same
to Perry Martin, who has already
taken charge of the place. He also
sold his home and all the contents to
M-. Martin.
Jesse Smith, agent for the Puget
Sound Warehouse company at this
place. has been in Spokane for sever
al days on business.
L. D. Smith has been visiting rela-
tives at Lewiston and taking in the
fair the past week.
There has been almost a typhoid
epidemic in and about Helix in the
past couple months, but 1t has been
almost entirely wiped out now. Frank
Brothcrton is reported as having the
disease at this time. but 1t Is not in a
severe form.
]. /. Joy has been in Walla Walla
this week on a business trip.
NJ. A. Ferguson returned Wednesday
from Adams. where he had been for
several days at the bedside of his
mother, who recently suffered a Sc
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13
be
BRIEF RECORD OF
COUNTY EVENTS
Special
Correspon-
dence


we're stroke of paralysis. She is some
what improved at last accounts.
The X. P. Lodge of this place gave
a dance at the hall last evening which
was we'll attended and much enjoyed
by all attending.
Mr.. Whitehead has been in The
Dalles for several days visiting with
relatives.
DIR. Griswold has been spending
most of his time of late on his land
at Two Rivers, Some valuable inn
provements are going on in that Sec
ton of the country.
d. r. Richardson has returned from
Nez Perce. Idaho, where he has been
for some time on a business trip.
The public school at this place has
added the ninth grade and another
teacher Miss Wallen, of Adams, has
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13

Can you win? You realize that to
win in anything these days, requires
strength, with mind and body in tune,
A man or woman with disordered d.
gestive organs is not in shape for a
days work or days play. How can
they expect to win? Kodol For Dys-
pepsia contains the digestive juices of
healthy stomach in shape to per-
form its important function of supply
ing the body and brain with strength
building blood. Digests what you eat
relieves Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Sour
stomach, Palpitation of the Heart and
Constipation. Sold by Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13

When n horse is so overworked II
lies down and IN other ways declares
its inability to go further, you wouid
consider It criminal to use force. Many
a man of humane impulses who would
not willingly harm a kitten, Is guilty
of cruelty where his own stomach Is
concerned. Over driven, overworked,
when what it needs is something that
will digest the food eaten and help
the stomach to recuperate. Something
like Kodol For Dyspepsia that is sold
by Tallman G. Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13
ATHENA BREV|T|ES
VITRIOL SCARCE FOR
DIsINFECTING WHEAT.

Will Be Substituted
Somewhat-Two Delegates to Irri-
CATION Convention-Owns Section
and a Half of Land in Alberta
Concrete Dam to Control Pine
Creek for Irrigation Purposes-No
Danger of Fuel Famine Here-The
Methodists Will Hold Revival Meet
ings.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13

been secured to teach the intermedi-
ate grade.
A large quantity of wheat Is being
shipped from the warehouses here In
all directions, most Of 1t having been
sold early in the season. About so
per cent of the wheat crop of this
section has been disposed of.
Parties are here from Portland in
stalling the city pump.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13

The Arabian revolt against Turkey
is persistent and the government finds
it necessary to keep recruits going
into the disaffected districts almost
continuously.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13

Athena, Oct. 13.-The scarcity of
vitriol for use on seed wheat is
causing considerable anxiety among
the farmers in this locality, and many
of them will use formaldehyde as
substitute. Seeding the fall crop of
wheat has been delayed on account of
no rainfall The summer-fallow |
lands are in excellent condition and
with sufficient me- isture seeding oper- |
ations will soon be in full blast.
Representative C. A. Barrett and
W. D. Chamberlain, are in Hood River
attending the state irrigation conven-
tion.
Robert Coppack has returned from
Alberta, where he has purchased
more land. Mr.. Coppack now owns a
section and a half of Alberta wheat
land near Claresholm.
R. o. Hawks was up from Pendle
ton Sunday to spend the day with his
son Byron.
Hon. T. ]. Kirk has been confined
to his home for several days with a
very severe cold.
Mrs. Marsh and her mother, Mrs.
Jane Hartman of Pendleton, were
guests Wednesday at the home of
Mrs. Walter Ely, Mrs. Marsh's daugh-
ter.
Rev. Evans, pastor Of the NJ. E.
church, announces that a series of re-
vival meetings will be held at his
church, beginning about the middle
of November. Rev. E. Williams of
waitsburg, Wash, will assist in the
meetings.
Athena friends have received elab-
crate pen sketches of the Gibson or
der, from Rex Barnett, who is at
tending school at Corvallis. He is a
son of E. L. Barnett, ex-banker of this
city. but now a resident of Portland.
The sacrament of the Lords Supper
will be observed at the NJ. E. church
| Sunday morning. The first quarterly
conference will be held Monday, Octo-
ber %, at p. m.
Rev. George T. Ellis, who is in La
Grande on church business, will be
home in time to conduct the regular
services at the Baptist church Sun
day.
Concrete Dam.
II. A. Barrett is constructing con
| arete dam in the channel of Pine
creek, at the Barrett ranch north o
this city. Mr.. Barrett has so acres o
, fine bottom land which is in orchard
and alfalfa. During the flood thi
year the creek bed was washed ou
to the DEPTH Of is inches, leaving tn
water that distance below the head
gates of the irrigation bitches. Wit
the construction of the dam, which
s5 feet long and three feet high, tn
water will again be lifted to the heac
gates, and the eighty acres will b
supplied with water through tw
bitches two feet wide by is inch'
deep.
Athena Has Fuel.
While other towns in the coun
are complaining of scarcity OF III
for winter use, Athena has been fai
ly we'll supplied. Much OF the wo
n comes from the mountain east
here, and the dealers have genero
. supply of coal on hand.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-10-13
Concrete Dam.
Athena Has Fuel.

While other towns in the county
are complaining of a scarcity OF 1uei
for winter use, Athena has been fair
ly well supplied. Much of the wood
comes from the mountain east Oh
here, and the dealers have a generous
supply of coal on hand.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
EDITORIAL

L
fled as unnece ssary, we discovered
| that the taxes wers being collected in
advance, taxes that added to the burd-
ems of the coffee growers, the prop
erty yowners and industrial interests In
general; if we said this at the time of
the effort to float the loan of million
dollars, it can be readily understood
that now, when the negotiation has
failed, we are Justified in qualifying
most severely and harshly this unjust
| tax, which ashas been clearly demons
trstcd, IS IN no way warranted and
has no justification save in the minds
|of our contumacious and inexper-
fenced tutoUrS.
We trust that the reasons for the
failure to float the loan will be clear
ly and definitely explained by the
Comm issioner of the Interior and the
distinguish official who recently
went to the UnitedStates for this
purpose.
That which has transpired is truly
extraordinary; and without just
now stopping to analyze the details,
it is sufficient to note that the loan
has failed, and to affirm that even if
the results are not of the utmost gra-
witty. there has been comitted stu.
Ipendous mistake, unjusti6able and
icexcusablc.
We know, however, the essential
thing: that valuable time has been
lost, and never more truly could it
be said than now that time is money,
which the tax payers have been obli-
ged to pay without any shadow Of
justification.
This painful fact is the only thing
we know with certainty regarding
the wretched matter of the failed
loan.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Judging from the reports that ha-
We reached us, it would seem that the
attempt to float the loan for roads
and highways has totally tailed.
The efforts made in banking circ-
les of the mother country have not
been productive of satisfactory re-
suits to those who expected that the
matter would be successfully consu-
minated, in accordance with the wis
hes of the congregation, and place at
its disposition the money desired for
the works air cady announced,
Difficulties and obstacles have ari-
sen which appear insuperable to the
bankers of the United States and, as
result, the project has failed and
the Commissioner Of the Interior
finds it necessary to think of other
measures which offer greater qua
rantells to those who, under present
conditions do not care to enter into
negotiations with the Insular govern
ment.
All indications point to the failure
Of the loan; but, nevertheless, an in
Justice has been committed aga inst
the. taxpayers, which we have al
ready denounced, but which at the
present time is inintensifed, owing
to the lamenta bic and certain failure
of the loan of million dollars for
public improvements.
When the strange anomaly, which
we now propose to denounce sever
ely, was first brought to our attention,
we deemed it necessary to ask how it
was possible that such an abuse and
injustice could be perpetrated against
the tax payers, burdening them with
taxes in no sense legal or justifab1e.
And if we said this, when after prot
esting against loan which we quail
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
Sc necesitan

dos buenos prim eros mayordomos
en- dos de las mejores propiedades
de la Isla. Sc daria la preferencia
personas que actualmente est6n
empleadas como tales mayordomos,
y que deseen mejorar su situaci6n.
Dirfjsnse las solicitudes a A. Bonnet,
Vieques, P. R.
Sc guardara absolute reserva.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Hemos recibido una mem oria de Ia
sociedad "Porto Rico Benevolent"
conteniendo un resdmen de sus traba-
Jos en- ell s6ptimo afIo de 81 fundaci6n.
Inserta los gastos extraordinarios he
chos para la installation de cleses de
ofcios manuales y una estadistica de
trabsjos en- labores realizados en- dicha
socied ad.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

El tesorero Mr. Willoughby reeibi6
esta ma7iana dos inforn1es acerca de
las causas incosdas contra Anselmo
Agaayo y Margarita Llanos, por los
Juzgados de Lola y Carolina, por in
fracciones en- las leyes de rentas in
ternas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
aaass.is1aga a&aCas1do
~ regimen
Declaraciones importantes

Nueva York, jueves.-El senor Larrinaga
ha hecho declaraciones que han sido aqui muy
comentadas muy aplaudidas por la colonia
puertorriquena.
Ell Comisionado por Puerto Rico, Ia .ataca-
do la forma actual de gobierno ha manifesto
do cue luchara con incansable al1ento, hasta
eonseguir su reforma.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
los desordenes en- Corea
Ell Jap6n Sc deja de contemplaciones

Nueva York, iueves--Dicen de Londres
Que el qobierno de Toxic, ha enviado la pc
ninsula de Gorea IN importante contingente
de fuerzas militares, con ordenes de .po-
ner fin Immediate cualquier lntentona de: tu-
multo por parte de los coreanos.
Ell gobierno de Corea ha recibido una ener-
gica nota del de Toxic,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
Serylelo Especial DEL BOIelIn MePeanIn
OABLEGRAMAS.
e nuevo Gabinete espafios
La nueva combination liberal

Nueva York, jueves. FL nueyo gablnete
a;hara1 esta constitnfdo en- la forma siguiente
Presidente, Vega de .Armijo; Fstado, Perez Ca
ballero; Interior, Conde de Romanones; Haclen-
da Navarro Reverter; Obras p1bllcas, senoT
Federico; Guerra, general Weyler; Marina, Sc
Hor Aufion; instruction p1blica, senor J1meno;
Gracia Justicia, seflor Barroso.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
MeyleE. y 8 pro-
hTeRraa afrEcan0
La discretion del ministro

Nueya York jueves.---El general Weyler,
seoi,n dicen los {1itinos despachos de Madrid
Sc ha negado hacer daclaraciones acercaa. de
los planes que abriga respecto de las compllca-
clones en- Marruecos.
La conducta que 6l ha de seguir, ha diche,
estara en- consonancia con 10 que las clrcuns-
tancias exijan
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
Winthrop pide a pRaotec-
cida ~ cafe
El dragado de los puertos

Nueva York, jueves.-El gobernador Win
throp apenas desembarco en- esta ciudad, al ser
interrogado por los reportes acerca del ObJeto de
ci6n arancelaria para el cafe, pedir Ell draga-
da de los puertos Y otras reformas importan-
tes
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
EEogIos - general Lsque
I'm excelente organizador

Nueya York, jueves.-Dicen de Madrid,
me el ministro de la Guerra general Weyler'
ha elogiado la competencia demostrada poI a1 su
IA Guerra movilizacion de tropas y todas las
medidas adoptadas para prevenlr los etectos
contrarios de un choque con los moros
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

E1 departamento de la Tesorerfa le.
vant6 siete embargos en- Ponce, uno
en- Guayama, 16 en- Arroyo y "a en-
Tuana Dfaz.
Los subcolectores de Fajardo, Ponce
~ San German han presentado al Te-
soro insular siete denuncias contra CO.
mercientes por incumplimiento de pa
Cos en- las contribuciones.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
OPORTU MD AD

Sc vende un MokINo de 81 Co. doble engranaje, ca
horzontal con cindro de vapor az damero 90 de
earso s6da construction fabricado por La casa gan
anetro de L. catalina mayor Il de la intermedia
tpo balancin parale6gramo cindro de vapoT
az daeto Dor s4 de curso de construction soda ia
por reEombada constructors de Fletcher
Aondon Derbi de Inglaterra.
Para mas informes dirigirse en- la Capital
SORREvOS DE EZQUAaG.a,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
e Mensaje de Roosevelt
Importancia que Sc lie concede

Nueva York, jueves-La prensa de hoy
consagra todo su interes acomentar reproducir
Ell mensaje del presidente Roosevelt, que ha sido
lgeneralmente elogado por las distintas mater1as
de que trata, la seguridad con que aborda
lyarios problemas naciOnales.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
Las deCnaraCE0neS de-
=. sef10ga M0ret
La duraci6n del nueyo Gabinete

Nueva York, jueves,--Dice I'm despacho
recibido de Madrid que el senor Moret ha he
cho a los periodistas, declaraclones de un opt1,,
nfsno grande, fundadas en- la duracion que el
atribuve al nuevo Gabinete liberal
Las declaraciones del senor Moret Sc 1uz-
gan muy sinceras.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Informa Ia Corte de Distrito de
Mayagiiez con fecha de aver, que ha
sido leida en- session la segunda lectura
del Calendario en- csusas ciyiles. Muy
en- breve Sc sefalaran los dias en- que
han de verse dichas causas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Por ia ohcina del attorney general
Sc ha ordenado Sc archive la causa
iucoada contra don Jose Otero Quifio-
mes, alcaide de la carcel municipal de
Mayagiiez.
+ El senor Otero continuara en- su
puesto por disposition del jefe del Con-
solidade seflor Crosas
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
Mas notiCias

En- la carce1 municipal existen hoy
"a detenidos. Sentenciados varones,
81 y II mujeres. Pendientes 10.
Cumplidos 8.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Sc encuentra en- San Juan, desde
aver, don Juan Bajandas, distinguido
medico de Humacao.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Han tornado possession de sus puesto-
en- San Lorenzo, las sefioritas Consues
10 Molina y Francisco Lange, nombra.
das maestrss por el Departments de
Educ acion.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Ell inspector Rivero ha extraido de
seis casas de la ca11e de La Luna I41
bultos de inmundicias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06
MANUEL PAZ URpAZ
JN1as1ieSe

Rsgistrador De il pr,I iedsd sussituto que
xuS Ia aaos en- Arecibo efrecs sus servseios,
ssrao Notario, en- Areciho. Bajos de IL casa
nhmero IS. calle de- IL Crus, ' 80 hace oarge
De prsssntar para ~ inscription en- 81 Regis.
sro de 10 prepieaad del DistEite Tenisir .
loa resnecsivos integesados. les desumsntss
aRs cen 81 ehjsts - 10 enytan.
ARROTB0. PUEaTO RIGA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-12-06

Hoy ha salido para Cayey Ell coro-
mel Hamill en- asuntos de servicio. Re
gresara eSta noche.
The Washington times., 1906-12-30

mind was bent on discovering how
everything was made, and most of his
toys were broken with that view. lie
once confessed TO his mother, who re-
lates the anecdote. that he had broken
a thermOmete~ in her roCll.
He was forgiven and his candor was
commended. but he. did not tell her
that he had broken the thermometer on
purpose, in order to obtain the glass
tube. With its aid he performed his
first successful invention at the old
Castle in BoulOgna. He succeeded in
ringing a bell in the gardeners house a
couple OF miles away by means of a
primitive transmitter fixed up in the
nursery of the house.
II the experiment succeeded the gard
ener was TO fire a gun-shot, and when
the noise of the report reached him the
boy was so overcome with delight that
il was with the greatest difficulty that
his mother Gained his excitement. After
this he went 10 Leghorn to join thu
school of engineers
The Washington times., 1906-12-30
BLUE BLooDED SALvATIoNIsTS.

The Salvation Army bids fair To be
come an aristoCratic body Major
Mary Murray, who supervises the mill
tary and naval league of the Saliva
tiOnists, is a daughter of tie late Sir
John Murray, X. c. B.. and Lieut.. Col
Minnie Reid. who recently married
Commissioner BOoth-Tucker is a daugh-
ter of a former acting governor cf Bonn
bay The commissioner himself resigned
a 1udgeship in India. with all the wealth
and special position attached to il. 10
devote himself to Salvation Army work.
Lady Sarah Sladen is a SaItationist
and the Countess Dowager of SeafieId
Is Il member OF the auxiliary of the
army, Two daughters of Mr.. OnsIovy
late member of parliament FOR Guild
IOr4, nave together steadily risen in the
ranks. Intimately connected with The
work IN Australasia is the Hon Mrs
Bird, wife of the. former prime minister
OF Tasmania, She is said to be as ar
dent as any Salvation Army lass i'm dis
posing of the War Cry" The daupb-
ter of the late Lady Gait. wife of the
lieutenant governor of Ontario. is work
ing In Canada,-AnSWers
The Washington times., 1906-12-30

ing of more than one embassy servant.
The announcement that John Creber,
who was butler to J, II. Choate during
his ambassadorship. mas opened, large
hotel i'm DevOnshire emphasizes tins
tact Creber is said to have amassed
more than Sl5O1G during his term OF
service UiUh Mr.. Choate.
When Whitelaw Reid succeeded AIr.
ChOate he brought his own head man,
Bruce. lie told CreDer that he might
stay on If he liked, but under Bruce.
Creber Indignantly refused. H. said
that he had been the principal servant
in the ambassadors establishment and
he intended 20 be head man or moth
i.E." Very we'll" said Whitelaw Reid,
you can do nothing"
The ease with which Crebcr Nithdrev
from service is now explained BE had
more than $1,000 i'm the Victoria street
branch Of the Westminster Bank in ad-
dition To other funds. and with this
money he purchased the controlling in
tercst i'm a seaside hotel on the Devon
shire coast He win probably have
many American visitors in the summer
He proposes employing an American
cook TO prepare home" dishes for
transatlantic guests. Mr.. Choate mas
written him wishing him success in his
new venture. The American embassy
servants make more money than the
servants attached 10 other embassies.
chiefly because OF the number of gen
erOus American miIliOnaires who visit
the ambassadors from time to time, and
scatter tips with traditional generosity.