New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-09-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

IN this column recently theirs was given a verse
from the Bible. Ezra vii a. with the statement
that II the Biblical containing all the
letters OF the alphabet. Had we taken the advice
given I'm Thessalonians. v d. Prove all things:
hold fast that which Is good should have
found that one letter was wanting. the tenth.
Effect of High Ifving-Goodran Conrong-waks
up psrdl Wot ye zroanin' about2
had Tp0S h bg Gambling f fheSSs T u
work an wuz doin' he manicurin' fur a octopus!-
Chicago Tribune.
An anecdote of Professor Moore Chief Of III.
Weather Bureau in Washington. IS told IN 'Iar-
per's Weekly" A certain Washington club OF
which the professor Is a member has a rule re-
quring that any member OF the club who Is
overheard talking shop shall be fined. The other
night II looked though the treasury would
not be enriched from this source, but Professor
Willis Moore. Chief OF the Weather Bureau. came
TO the rescue. Just he leaving the club
he turned 10 group Of friends and courteousiy
bads them Good evening He recalled and
fined
The PaEson-That's an exceedinsly thin horse Of
enough. ''7u MI"
yer 2S So yg' sir syeE do o5s ss Is good times
few oats or ave alt pint. and es lost the last
four morninss-Auy sloper-
A street preacher IN a West OF Scotland town
&C m2lained to a RAISING policeman about being an
noyed by a part OF the audience. and asked him 20
remove the obnoxious ones 'WeeI We see" re-
piled the cautions officer. 81. would be a hard toA
for me tae spot them; but I'll tell we what I'd das
II were YOU" What would you do" eagerly
inquired the preacher. Just ga round WI the
hat'
Papa-No: he's not the proper sort of a husband
n rsg RapaI He'd die for me!
Cleveland Leader.
Cherryvaie. Kan. woman is asking for d.
vO-ce on the unusual grounds that her husband
"annoys his neighbors by going to their houses
10 pray for them, disturbs the OF herself and
little ones by going through the house praying loud
~ AT all times Of the night. and at other times
makes life miserable for her By praying definitely
and loudly Cor her A good family man should
be moderate iE his religion.
HOW THE AUTO WENT UP AT LoDoRE.
You have heard how the water
Came down at Lcdore.
pi rs Ds ID :: ola 36a T SSs3 n.v.,
Have heard tell before
How the auto went up
In the town Of Lodore.
II blew into the place
At deuce OF pace.
And sporting and snorting.
And booming and Tuning
And atLns and battling
And shaking and Quaking
And Ghinkng and stinking.
And grinding and Binding
And bowling and yowling
And roaring and snoring.
And juggling and struggling
And rocking ard shocking.
And manning and laming
And fixing and whizzing and Kissing
And skipping and ripping and ziPping.
And bubbling and doubling and troubling
And Srumhling and Tumbling and tumhlinC
And banging and whanglng and Changing
And Gathering and hattering and SCATTERING.
And bTaNing and Swaytng and Staying
And honktng and skunking and punkng
Pellmelling and yelling and smelling:
Polluting and hooting and scoOting and tootfng
Ana humping and pumping and humping and
jumping.
And happlng and rapping and capping and slap
And crashing and MASKING and clashins and smash
And shrisking and creakIng and soueakns and
some other details that need not be set down
TO describe now this motor ear blew into town.
Al az once and all DER. with mighty uproar
The damned thing blew up IN the town OF I1tore
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