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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
WHAT'S THE usE7

What did your mother whisper to
you just before you come out on the
veranda with me?"
ITO scream If you tried to kiss
me-"
why, | wouldn't dream of such
rudeness."
Let's go back in
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
NOT COMFORTABLE.

Every rose has its thorn. For
instance, a man may reach the very
pinnacle of fame, and still be unhap-
py."
mo wonder. Did you ever sit on a
pinnacle?''
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
To Wash Flannels.

Dissolve a liberal amount of Ivory
SOAP in a tub of warm water; have ready
second tub of water of the same tenn
perature, also little soapy. Wash the
hannels, piece at a time, by rubbing
between the hands. Do not let lay in
the water, but rinse Immediately. wiring
wi the hands and dry in the sun.
ELEANOR r. PARKER,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06

from kidney troubles.
My back panied me
terribly. Every turn
or move caused sharp,
shooting pains. My
eyesight was poor.
dark spots appeared
before me, and | had
dizzy spells. For ten
years | could not do
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06

housework, and tor two years did not
get out of the house. The kidney Sc
cretions were irregular. and doctors
were not helping me. Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me quick relief, and final
ly cured me: They saved my life"
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents a box.
Foster Milhurn Co.. Buffalo, n. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse In Chill
dren's Home, New York, cure Constipation,
Feverishness Teething Disorders, Stomach
Troubles and Destroy Worms 10000 testi-
monials of cures All druggists, 25c sam
pie FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie
Roy, y. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
How Circumstances Alter Cases.

campaigns, leads to the conclusion
that the virtuous citizen isn't so deep
ly impressed with the sinfulness Of
election betting when the odds favor
his side.-Hartford Conn, Times.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
Stopped for Dinner.

Hello, Leo painted the tigress.
I've been chasing nice, tender ante
lope for an hour or more. Did it pass
by here?"
No replied the lion," licking his
chop contentedly, "it didn't pass here.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
ONE OF THOSE QUICK CHANGES

Did you notice how the bride said
L will?'
She'll be saying: 81 won't inside
of a week"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
Proudest Day Of His Life.

,Jim--What's the matter with Tom
my? Has he fallen into a fortune7
Billy-No; he casts his first vote
tomorrow; he's just 81
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING STRIP for chill
dren teethiDg sofiens The gums, reduces iffiam-
nation ailays pain, cures wind collie p cents
bottle
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06

The New York Central railroad
was fined $4,000 in New York for
giving rebates.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-12-06
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.

Unable to Do Even Housework Be-
cause of Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clinton
street, Napoleon, Ohio. says: "For
fifteen years | was a great sufferer
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
I.ns 20 Have Great Navy.

Victoria. B. C.-Advices have been
received by the steamer Bellerophon
that the Japanese naval department
has decided upon naval programme
for the improvement of the japanese
navy. the expansion to cover period
of eight years. The diet is asked to
vote s135. 100000 for the purpose. OF
which s12.OO0,OO0 will be used to re-
pair present vessels, among them the
former Russian vessels captured and
raised. Many of the vessels now In
service will be replaced. The pro
gramme of the naval department VIII
he to have a battleship squadron OF
eight vessels. representing the strong.
est and newest types. two armored
cruiser squadrons of eight ships each
and three fast cruiser squadrons oi
four ships each. representing a pro
rramme Of shipbuilding for the mex
= decade.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
KING OF sAFE.BREAKERs.
Marvellous Delicacy Of Hearing Poe
sessed by Miner James.

"Milner James was the most artistic
safe-breaker in the business said
Lecocu the detective. HE is dead
now. He opened in his time over Ios
safes without tools or gunpo Vder
solely by working out the combination
with his delicate and patient fingers
at took me year. he once sald'
'to learn the trick of pickirg comblna'
tions. I studied all the locks there
were and | had three safes of different
makes TO practice on. The ear is the
most important factor in my method
and It must Se held tight against the
safe door on line with the tumblers.
When the Knob OF the lock is turned
slowly and one Of the tumblers reach
es the notch corresponding to the first
number of the combination the tum
bier will fall with a little click. Care
must be taken not to displace TINS
tumbler. You keep on trying the knot
back and forth gently till each OF the
tumblers drops. Then the door opens
Hardly one man in thousand has al
ear delicate enough for this WORK an'
to be a success at 1t you've got TO giV'
up tobacco and alcohol
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
PRIEST WHIPS A TRAMP.
Hobo GETS an Illustration Of Muscular
Christianity.

Indianapolis.-Rev. Francis Henry
Gavisk. one of the most popular mem
hers of the Catholic priesthood in In
diana. showed the other afternoon that
he had not forgot how to take care OF
himself in a fight. He quickly disposed
Of a tramp who insulted him at MS
own home.
The tramp rang the door bell and
asked for something to eat. He was
insolent about it, but Father Gavisk
gave him a dime. At that the tramp
acted as If he was deeply offended.
"Do you think | am going to cheap
restaurant" he asked.
81 guess you don't want that dime;
so give it back" answered the priest.
The tramp replied with string o.
oaths that he wouldn't give up the
money. whereupon Father Gavisl
eranpled with him. There was short
sharp struggle, which the priest won
He not only recovered the money. bu
showed the man into the street befor
he couli recover his balance. Tn
tramp attempted to renew the attack
hut the priest was too clever with hi
fists TO be injured.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
SENTENCES BOY TO BE SPANKED
Justice DEGREES Whipping in Public
by Father as Penalty.

Fond du Lac, visa spanking ad-
ministered by his father In puonc
court is the sentence pronounced on
Guy Higgins. a 15-year-old boy, by
Justice of the Peace d. f. Blewett.
The boy attended a baseball game and
he. with other boys, threw grass ana
sticks at the visiting players. After
the game was over and the visiting
team had boarded a street car he
threw a stone through the window OF
the car at one of the men.
Mayor T. l.. Doyle and his little
daughter were on the car and the mis-
sile lust missed them and struck one
of the players on the arm, cutting II.
The mayor jumped off and arrested
him.
The mayor appeared against the boy
on a charge of disorderly conduct
Justice Blewett found him guilty, but
said he would suspend sentence If the
boys father would administer a good
old fashioned spanking.
The boy thought he would carr
money enough to pay his fine, but his
parents thought differently.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
THE AMERICAN MOBILITY" :"

tions. in family papers and scattered
collections of manuscripts in Great
Britain. Ireland and America.
"The facts show that when English
men and other Europeans sneer at the
efforts of Americans to establish pedl-
grees they display not only discourtesy
but ignorance. The lineages OF tne
leading American families bring to the
investigator extraordinary men ana
women at every turn, and prove that
these families are proud and jealous OF
their virtues and deeds, and are care
full not to marry beneath their level
The persistence of lines of distinction
can be discerned right through the So
cial history of America.
| "While the Americans who are trac
ing out and authenticating their an
| cestry are not actuated primarily Dy
desire to create an American arlsto
cratic class, they are in reality defining
what the world is bound to recognize
as an American aristocracy.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
AMERICA LEADS IN MOTORS.
French Manufacturers outstripped in
the Race Already.

Paris.-"Just as American agricul-
tural machines do practically all the
work in the fields throughout Europe,
so it will certainly be in a couple OF
years with American automobiles on
all the roads In Europe. France point
ed out the automobile way, America
will reap all the profit by walking in
It,"
So laments the trade journal of the
French motor car makers. 1t asserts
that careful scrutiny of the machines
touring the great auto routes In
Europe this summer proves that the
United States is rapidly making for
supremacy in the construction of auto
mobiles: a supremacy which France
occupied only a year or two ago and
from which 1t seemed she never was
to be dethroned.
Foreign travellers now bring ovei
their own machines and these are
often American. even while their own
ers are not. The writer says, almos
! tearfully. that most OF the safest
strongest and most nearly silent motor
cars he met in various countries wer'
American made.
Germany and Italy make most OF TN
scorchers and racers.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
More Than Society Butterflies.

These are the days when women
OF national celebrity vie with each
other in housewifely accomplishments
Mrs. Philander c. Knox has just dis
Matched to Mrs. Roosevelt a firkin oi
butter. made with her own hands, al
the Valley Forge farm. Mrs. Roose
Welt has sent delicious branded cher'
ries to her intimates, and to the Epis'
copal Home for Old People In wash
ington. Mrs. Bonaparte, wife OF the
secretary of the navy, has preserved
some toothsome mangoes.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
WILL SOON BE cATALoeuED BY
A BRITISH EXPERT.
Son Of Compiler of "5urke's Peerase"
Finds That Real Name OF our
President Is "Van
Roosevelt"

London.-"Prominen Families OF
the United States of America is the
title of a book soon to be published
by Arthur Meredith Burke, son OF the
late Sir Bernard Burke, compiler OF
"Burke's Peerage," and other works
on the ancestry of Great Britains un-
titled land owners.
Armorial bearings in plenty are TO
appear in the book, the title page OF
which will bear the coat of arms OF
Washington.
One Of the specimen pages is de-
voted to the history of the Roosevelt
family, and it's coat of arms. Inc
earliest recorded ancestor OF the pres
ident. Claes Martenzen Van Rosen-
welt. emigrated from Zealand in Hol-
land TO the New Netherlands in 1919.
The progency Of this man is shown 10
have figured prominently in the mil
tary and civil history OF New YORK.
eliminating in the particularly strenu-
Gus and brilliant career OF Theodore
The facts for the Roosevelt history
were furnished to Mr.. Burke by MIS-
Roosevelt after considerable CORE
spondence.
81 cannot yet say said Mr.. Burke
how many families will be represent
ed in my compilation. but it will be th'
most complete and authoritative wori
on American genealogy ever attempt
ed. 1t will be published in a lev
months, and no family will be admitted
except on its merits. Leading Amer
cans have been engaged for severa
years in tracing their lineage, and IN
results of their investigation have Dee
submitted to me for verification.
has been an infinitely difficult and Ia
borious task, but very fascinating
) When my grandfather started Burke
Peerage" he had complete ofhcial re-
! ords to go on. must search out tn
S necessary facts in parish and otht
< local records of nonconformist associ
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
DESERTS WIFE FOR A soUAw.
Wealthy Farmer Accused by spouse
Who Then Puts Up Cash Bail.

Tacoma. Wash.--Charged with the
desertion of his wife for the doubtfui
attraction of a Siwash squaw, Willlap
Nottingham has been bound over lor
trial at the next term of the superior
court at Conconnully. His wife, whom
he left in Adams county whlle ne
maintained second household at Con
connully. secured his liberty by put
ting up s1,500 in cash.
Nottingham is a wealthy rancher OF
eastern Washington. having a 44o-
acre ranch near Lind, Adams county
with many head of cattle and horses
His wife. who has sued him Tor Ill
voyce. estimates his fortune at more
than $4,000. They were married "a
wears ago in Missouri and have eight
/ children.
Nottingham has always been highly
respected in Adams county ana was
thought to be faithful husband and q
good father. -.
His double life began about three
years ago, when he took large pane
of cattle to Okanogan county 10 lee'
ON the rich pasture of the Indian reser
walton. He leased an allotment IRON
sauaw named Sophia San Pierre an'
is charged with having become en-
amored of her. Since then he ma
lived most of his time in Okanoga'
county and has deceived his wife, sh
claims. by telling her he was holdlh
down a homestead.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
RUN DOWN FROM GRIP
DR.. Williams Pink Pills Have Cured
This Form OF Debility In
Hundreds Of Gases.

"Four years ago" says Mrs. +. Nor
rison, of No. 1922 Carson street, south
Side, Pittsburg, Pa, 81 took a cold
which turned into the grip. This trouble
left me all run down. was thin, had
backache much of the time. had no APP
petite, my stomach was out of order and
/ felt nervous and unstrung.
"While l had the grip 1 had doctor,
but really suffered more from the con-
dition i'm which the influenza left me
than did from the disease itself. L felt
generally wretched and miserable and
the least exposure to cold woUld make
me worse. l couldn't seem to get any
better until began to take DIR. Williams
Pink Pills. 1 very quickly noticed a
benefit after l began taking them ana
they restored me to good health ana
strength. DIR. Williams Pink Pills are
a wonderfully good medicine. Thanks
to them l am now Ill line health ana
! have had no return of my former trouble.
1 recommend the pills to everyone who
is ailing aud take every opportunity 70
let people know how good they are"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills cured Mrs
Morrison because they actually make
good, red blood. When the blood Is REQ
and healthy there can be no debility.
The relation between the blood anc
nervous system is such that the pills
have very decided action upon the
nerves and they have cured many severe
nervous disorders, such as partial pa
ralysis, locomotor ataxia and st. Vitus
dance, that have not yielded TO ordinar,
treatment. Their double action, Oh tn
blood and OH the nerves, makes them al
ideal tonic.
All druggists sell DR.. Williams PIN
Pills, or they will be sent by mail post
paid, on receipt of price, 80 cents pc
! box. six boxes for 81 80, by the DIR. WI
t lams Medicine Co., Schenectady, ny
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
Bio Increase Of Product in 1905 Shown
by Government Report.

Washington.-The geological survey
has made public statistics on the pro-
duction of coal in the United States IN
1905. From these it appears that both
in quantity and value the production
surpassed all previous records in thls
country The output amounted 10
392, 2,919,341 short tons, which mad
value at the mines of $476,756,963.
Compared with 1904 the output in
1905 exhibits an increase of 41,1O2,945
short tons. or III per cent. in quantity
and of $32, 1886, ,942, or 7.3 per cent. in
value.
OF the total production of 1905, 69,-
| 339, 1852 long tons, equivalent to H.
500 $50 short tons, were Pennsylvania
anthracite. with a value at the mines
of $141, ,S79, 900. The total production
of btuminous coal and Ignite was
315.259,4 short tons, valued at 1884
S77, 1868. The production of anthracite
coal in Pennsylvania for 1905 was A.,
02O. .662 long tons, or 4,503,151 short
tons, more than that OF 1904, while
the increase in the production of bi
luminous coal and Ignite was S6,5s9,
$50 short tons.
A portion of these increases In boti
anthracite and bltuminous production
was due to the efforts of operating
companies to provide a supply of fue
in anticipation of a strike in April
1906.
The total production of this countr
last year was nearly so per cent
, larger than that of Great Britain
which until 1899 was the leading Goa
, producing country of the world.
The total value of the stone pr'
. duced in the United States durin
1905, according to forthcoming r.
. port, was s6S, S,7ss,74S. The correspon'
4 ing value for 1904 was s5S.765.7l
!. The increase was caused by moi
!. activity in the building trades.
The production OF coke In the Uni
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
NO OAW DLiNG.
A Mar of 20 After Finding Coffee Hurt
Him, Stopped Short.

When a nan has lived to be 20 years
old with a 40-year-old habit grown 10
him like a knot on tree, chances are
he'll stick to the habit till he dies.
But occasionally the spirit OF youth
and determination remains In some
men to the last day Of their lives
When such men do find any habit or
life has been doing them harm, they
surprise the Oslerltes by a degree OF
will power that is supposed to belong
to men under 40 only.
ct had been a user of coffee until
three years ago-a period OF 40 years
and am now &C." writes a N. OAK.
man. 81 was extremely nervous and
debilitated, and saw plainly teat L
must make a change.
81 am thankful to say / had the
nerve to quit coffee at once and taKe
on Postum without any dawdling, and
exnerienced no i'll effects. On the con-
trary. / commenced to gain, losing my
nervousness within two months, also
gaining strength and health otherwise
"For a man of my age, am very
well and hearty. / sometimes mee'
persons who have not mcde tneiI
Postum right and don't like 1t. But
tell them to boil it long enough, and
call their attention to my looks now
and before l used It, that seems con
vincing.
Now, when have writing TO 90
or long columns of figures to cast up
feel equal to II and can get through
my work without the tagged out zee
ing of old" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Creek. Mich. Read Tn
book. "The Road TO Wellvills." Y
pkgs. There's . reason"
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
An.rob,s, EntertaIns a King.

Milan.-Papers here relate that
some days ago the proprietor OF a
cinematograph asked permission 10
give an exhibition to the royal family
The king consented and the exhibition
was held. The police have since dis
covered that the proprietor of the
cinematograph was really well
known anarchist, named Quito. The
L,nr had paid him Handsomely and
shook hands with him. Quito Is be
ing prosecuted for passing himself un
der a false name.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
CHURCH WOMEN PICK APPLES.
Earn Money to Pay of Debt and Help
Solve Labor Problem.

Louisville. Ill.-The women or the
Christian church of Flora are raising
money by a novel means to pay of the
debt on the new $1,000 church edihce
and in addition are helping to S0,ve
the labor question that is confro1t.ng
the apple growers of Clay county
They were given permission to haul
and sell 10 the evaporators the cull
and windfall apples in the large or
chards in the vicinity of this city and
the entire feminine membership ana
the Sunday school children gathered
apples in the Nancy orchard. Ihe
women earned SIS for their day 5 WORK
and will gather apples in other Or
chards surrounding Flora every sat
urday until the apple season closes
Mrs. Il. s. c. Reaugh. president OF the
Ladies' society of the Christian chureh'
has the supervision of the work.
Although the apple-picking season
will not open until later for the ben
Davis apples estimates place the mum
Der of bushels of apples exported IRON
the five shipping sections In Gay
county at 100000 bushels, or nearl!
$4,000 barrels. The five evaporation
in the county are using 5000 bushels
of apples daily and are estimated Il
have used 10000 bushels of apple
this season. The apples are sellin
readily and numerous buyers are
the field.
The labor situation caused by tn
scarcity of hands is delaying the plci
ing. On account of strikes the wage
range from $3.50 to SO day, onl
S1.25 was paid earlier in the season.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
v,,,d Animals on the Ocean.

A scientist has made some interest
ing observations as to the love OF dit
ferent wild animals for the sea. Tne
polar bear, he says. is the only one
that takes naturally to the sea, and Is
quite Jolly when aboard ship. All
others violently resent a trip on wa
ter. The tiger suffers most of all.
Horses are very bad sailors, and
often perish on a voyage. Elephants
do not like the sea.
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
An Old Hotel.

Traveller Crying to write his name
on a hotel register is historic
hostelry, believe?
Host (proudly)-Yes, sir; one OF the
Oldest hotels in this section, SIR.
80 I supposed-from the pens
The Yale expositor., 1906-10-19
THE COAL OUTPUT INCREASES

ed States during 1906 surpassed all
previous records in the history OF
cokemaking in this country. The total
output of coke in the United States
last year amounted to 32,231,129 short
tons, against 23,661, ,166 short tons in
IQaA
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1906-12-08

FOR sALE-Two fne properties known
as ssHighfield" and Belmont, on the
Lancaster Pike. one and half miles from
aIlThfeid'' contains eleven acres Of
land and beautiful stone residences 10
rooms and bath; stone stable. large lawn
with fine. old shade treeS (there are JAG
treee Of all varieties). All kinds Of fruit
Property nicely situated on top OF hill
owner expects to move out OF state ana
is DESTROYS OF selling this property az
once and will dispose ~ 1t for about haiI
the price he asked for II three months
ago. IL cost twice as uuCn TO build the
house alone as we can sell the whole prop
erty for. .t.
''Beimont"-This property adJoins
"Highfield 40 acres, stone and frame
house: 16 rooms and bath; barn cost 30
900. Five acres Of timber. Three streams
OF water (every field watered), windmill,
han dump and hydraulic ram. Land is ~
high state Of cultivation. Any OF II VIII
grow 100 bushels OF corn to the acre, ana
80 bushels Of wheat
In addition TO this there Is lI-acre
tract on the opposite side OF the Ian
caster Pike for sale.
We are determined 10 sell these prop-
critics at once and anyone considering
purchasing property OF the description.
viii find that these are in fine order and
are cheap.
For further particulars. apply to
GEORGE r. TOWNSEND COMPANY,
No. West Ninth street
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1906-12-08
FIRE COMPANY BUYS LOT
TO BUILD HOME ON LATER

Through the agency Of Christopher ]. O'Keefe. the
hustling estate broker with Offices
shipey streets. the Union Fire Company during the
past purchased lot OF ground 6Oxi2O Thiri
Union for the purpose Of erecting up-to-
fire house there at future time Mr.. oSeefe
sold perhaps fifty other other choice
locations during the time that the
mand for such property better owing the
rapid property values and the eagerness in
vestors to avail themselves Of the dement's OF it.
Through the agency several other choice bits Of
property have changed hands, including small
houses and combined store and dwelling Anyone
wishing home invest in estate should con-
suit his lists as them be found properties for
all purposes and at all prices, from the modest
ngmans home to the palatal residence with extensive
lawns and every known convenience.