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The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1906-05-02
WHAT THE SOUTHERN PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH STANDS FOR.
BY REV. E. c. GORDON. D.

BY REV. E. c. GORDON D. D.
IL has been implied recently by more
than one writer and speaker that there
is really nothing distinctive and fundamental
Ior which the Southern Presbyterian Church
stands. In a sense this is true; for we/bold
and pursued by some other church w are Cal
Vlnlsts, Presbyterians, and stand for the crown
rights of Jesus Christ; but we make no exclusive
claim. Other churches hold to all these views. and
with such we are ready to unite.
1t is notorious that the right of Chris to order
His Church according to His own wisdom and
pleasure is practically and habitually denied bv
many churches. These churches claim the right
to go outside of Christ's instructions whenever it
appears TO them desirable to do They do not
In TACT regard the Bible an al-suficient rule of
faith and practice They say in effect that what
Christ has not forbidden the Church may do
me uniform course of the Northern Presbyte
ran Church for forty odd years, in the face some
times of formal protestations to the contrary. has
been in the line of the denial of the crown rights
OF Christ and of the allsufficiency of His word
as rule of faith and practice In the providence
OF God the Southern Presbyterian Church has been
called on to testify against this error Other
churches in this country stand for this same testi
mony. Over and again our Church has ex
pressed It's Willingness to consider terms of union
with them Any isolation or separation from these
churches is not of our choosing
In standing for this testimony some brethren
seem TO think that we lean so far back as to get
Out OIL the perpendicular This may be true. But
1t is also unquestionablly true that the general
trend is all the other way; and it is of the utmost
Importance that some church should emphasize
and contend for the truth at this point For the
truth here is fundamental If Christ is to be de-
prved of His authority to rule His own Church in
HIS own way; if His word is not an al-suficient
guide, then the Church is launched on a wide and
stormy sea- without a competent pilot without an
adequate chart without accurate compass Orr
separate existence as church, save as we unite
with others who are heartily in accord with us as
10 Ihls fundamental position, is essential to eec-
i've testimony. When individuals pass from us to
the Northern Church they retain their riobt 70 toe
uty the trouble is that their testimony is NOT
heard 1t Is a mans breath against the tornado
organic union in any form with any church that
habitually in any way ignores the plenarv author
lty Oh Christ would silence testimony as a
church and betray the crown rights of Christ
To some Of us it seems the height Of abs,rd,t,
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1906-05-02

that we should be asked to abandon our present
contention for the truth rather than that our
Northern brethren should be asked to abandon
their present erroneous practices. What have
numbers and wealth TO do with the determination
OIL such questions? What has isolation to do with
such determination? Isolation, poverty, obliquy,
are badges OF honor in such cause. For the cause
is this The right of Christ to rule His own Church
according TO His own wisdom and pleasure leay-
ing it free from the doctrines and commandments
of men.
Lexington, Missouri
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1906-05-02
MORE LIKE THEE.

BY TIE REV. DAVID NJ SWEETS
(Wrltten March II, 1906, as the conclusion
sermon on The Life of the Christian ~
Master, make me more like Thee
Help me all my faults to see;
Thou didst not fail to know
That my life was filled with woe
For that woe Thyself iidst die
Wondrous love! With plying eve
Thou didst look upon our race.
And didst come with saving grace
Now by Thee my sins, forgiven
From Thy book are blotted; heaven
Holds for me my greatest joys,
Earth affords but gaudy TOYS
Still this world presents a sphere
For the use, while l am here
Vi the talents Thou hast given
Ere reach reward in heaven
Help me then my Master Lord.
To surrender to Thy word
All my powers of thought and deed
That my life may prove my creed.
If in wisdom Thou shalt send
Suffering, as my lot 'mong men,
AS Christian may no shame
Cause me to deny Thy name.
Master, make me more like Thee
Grant Thy peace and power to me.
mus by grace diviney given,
Fit me more and more for heaven.
ShelbyUiHe, Ky.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1906-05-02
AN OMNIBUS FACT.
THE REV. T.. w. IRWIN.

THE REV. /. W. IRWIN.
In circular recently issued from the office of the
Assemby's Committee of Ministerial Education and
Relief there is this significant passage:
whence they conceive have learned the occupa-
ton of the fathers of 3l4 of our candidates OF
these 81 have fathers who farmers, 80 are the
sons OF ministers, 80 of merchants, of lawyers
of physicians of carpenters. of teachers. s OF
bankers, Of government officials of mill men.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
PLANS A HOLIDAY CRUISE
South Coast Yacht Club Will Have
Clam Bake at Portus
quese Bay

The next cruise of the South Coast
Yacht club will occur May 80, Decora-
ton day, when sail will be hoisted for
Portuguese bay, where clambake is
to be enjoyed by the club members and
their friends.
Previous cruises have occupied from
two to three days. and as a result
many would-be sailors have been
obliged to let the sea voyages pass by
the board.
For this reason the South Coast club
has scheduled the single day cruise,
which will get under way between 10
and IL o'clock in the morning, return
ing before a late hour in the evening.
The South Coast championship race
will occur June 3. six miles leeward
and return, for classes A, b, C and d.
AS 1t will be impossible to witness the
race to advantage from shore. a launch
will be chartered, providing a suffi-
cient number will guarantee to secure
passage and defray expenses.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
CORNELL WINS
TRACK MEETING
LEADS ALL THE OTHERS IN
GAMES
Averages SO Points With PennsyIva-
MIA Next With %, Harvard Third
With 2t and Yale Fourth
With 10
BY Asenciated Ernsa

BY Associated Press
BOSTON, May 26.-The athletic rep
resentatives of Cornell university closed
a most successful two days engage
ment here today by winning the inter.
collegiate championship for the second
time. The Ithicans scored 3S points
20 Of which were made in the distance
runs. Pennsylvania was second witt
% points, Harvard third with 81 ano
Yale fourth with 10. The remaining
points were scattered.
One mile-Haskins, Pennsylvania
first; Lewis, Cornell, second, Simpson
Cornell, third; Minot Harvard, fourth
Time 4:29 1-5.
440yard dash-Rogers, Cornell, first;
Dives, Harvard, second; Colliton
Lafayette, third; Herr Cornell, fourth
Time :51 Is.
12O-yard hurdles-Hubbard Amherst
won; Castleman, Colgate, second Shaw
Dartmouth, third; Turner, Cornell
fourth. Time :15 AS.
Two-mile run-Magoffin, Cornell
won; Trubee, Cornell, second; Will
geese, Cornell, third; Hale, Yale,
fourth. Time 1856.
Hammer throw-Herr, Syracuse
first; Cook, Cornell, second; Shevin,
Yale, third; Gage, Dartmouth, fourth.
Distance LAT feet 91a inches.
220-yard Manifestations Colgate,
won; Young, Syracuse, second; Hub
bard, Amherst, third; Armstrong,
Princeton, fourth. Time rs 1-5.
Broad jump-Sheffeld, Yale, first;
Knox, Yale, second; Webber, Stevens,
third; Simmons Princeton, fourth.
Distance % feet Az inches.
220-yard dash-Carewell. Pennsyl-
vania, first; Witham, Pennsylvania,
second; Dodge, Harvard, third; Robin
son, Yale, fourth. Time 20 As.
Pole vault-Jackson, Cornell, and
Grant, Harvard, tied for first; Gilbert,
Yale, second; Moore, Princeton, and
Phelps, Cornell. tied for third. Height,
II feet 10% inches.
High jump-Marshall, Yale, won;
Moffatt, Pennsylvania; Clark and
Roosevelt, Harvard, tied for second.
Height feet IL inches
100-yard dash-Cartmell, Pennsyl-
vania, first; Witham, Pennsylvania
second; Gamble, Princeton, third;
Ford, Harvard, fourth. Time 10 1-5.
Shot-put-Stevenson, Harvard, first
Herry, Syracuse, second; Maxwell,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
NELsoN-HERRERA
FIGHT BULLETINS

. s:35-Herrera enters the ring.
. Mexican greeted by cheers
o s:45-Nelson falls to enter the
. ring Kisses
. s:5O-Herrera leaves the ring.
. More Kisses.
3 a:00-Megaphone Cook turns
o loose some langua Re. Cat calls.
% 9.10-Wireless message received
. that fight will not take place.
. 9:20--Megaphon Cook declares
q fighters will be in their corners
o soon.
. 9:s0-Herrera again enters ring.
o 9:4O-Herrera leaves the ring.
. 9:50-Nelson makes speech
o something like this. "Ge-en-tle-
. men, | went over to de scales and
o was ready to weigh in. De Mex
:, was there also but de scales was
. on de bum I amt skeered of
o nothin', not even Jim Jeffries.
8 will fight dis guy Herrera II he
g, doesn't weigh over a ton and q
o half. (Cheers and Kisses in equal
o i0.0O-Gioves and scales thrown
@ I'm ring. Herrera nowhere to be
o found. Rumored that Herrera
o weighs 200 pounds and is sweating
@ out at a bath house.
@ 10:10-Above rumor denied.
8 10:20-same rumor confirmed
o 1O:3O-Battling Nelson makes
8 the Mexican for a bag of peanuts
8 and 10 per cent of the lemonade
@ receipts.
@ fO:4O-Herrera offers to run Bat
@ n foot race for a hot tamale. Bat
. insists on making it two tamales
8 and Herreras manager backs.
o down.
o 1O:5O-"shorty' Cook again un-
o limbers his voice and the crowd
@ Kisses
o 11:10-It is announced that the
@ fight will start in eleven seconds
cS 11:20-Announc cement was
SS Joke and fight is off for good
o II :30-All lights out and 1t is
o raining like mischief.
$G 11:40 - Everybody disguised
o with the whole affair and those
8 who purchased So tickets declare
8 they will spend their money for
o church entertainments in the
@ future.
@ q @ @ ~mM 8 @ o o o o O o 8 o q
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
GRAVESEND TRACK RESULTS
Burgomaster Shows Great Speed In
the Carleton Stakes-Ma AK
mar Wins Mile
BY Associa ted Press.

BY Associated Press.
NEW YORK, May Following
were the results:
About six furlongs-Halifax, won;
Oyama, second; Monet, third. Time,
1:10 1-5.
The Empire state steeplechase. about
two miles and a half-Balzac, won; Del
Canta, second; Grandpa, third. Time,
4:4S.
The Hudson stakes, five furlongs--
Gretna Green. won; Glare Russell, sec
ond; Boola, third. Time. 1:O1 AS.
Mile and a furlong-Maxnar, won;
Cassini, second; oliver Cromwell, third.
Time, 1853 3-5.
About six furlongs-Nannie Hodge,
won; Van Ness, second; Emergency,
third. Time, 1:19.
About six furlongs-Alenion, won;
Yada, second; Bowling Bridge, third.
Time, iii.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
PLAY FINAL GOLF MATCH
Victory of 5yers Over Walter j.
Travis Is Sensation of
Weeks Plays
By Assocla led Press.

NEW YORK, May 26.-The final
match of thirty-six holes for the
metropolitan amateur golf Champions
ship was begun today on st. Andrews
links between Jerome d. Travers of
Mont Clare. N. j., and Eben Nj. Byers
Of the Allegheny club Of Pittsburg,
entered from the ST. Andrews club.
The victory of Byers over Walter j.
Travis of Garden City yesterday was
the sensation of the weeks play. In
addition TO the big match for the title.
there are three other final matches
for minor cups to be decided today,
and there is a big entry for the ten
hole handicap, which will wind up
the tournament,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
HOPKINS MAKES BAD PLAY

BY Associated Press.
PORTLAND, May 26.-Errors by
Portland enabled the crippled team
from Los Angeles to tie the score in
the ninth. In this inning Los Angeles
substituted Bergman for Steltz, who
walked two men. Hopkins took Steltzs
place, only to allow McCreedie to sin
gle and win the game.
r H E
Los Angeles .......0 0100 0001-2 2
Portland ........0 2 000 90 0 1-3 10 8
Batteries-Hopkins. Steltz. Bergman
and Bliss; Henderson and Mclean. Um-
pire, Knell.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
PITCHES WILD BUT WINS

BY Associated Press.
CHICAGO, May 26.--1n game that
was a weird mixture Of wild pitching,
loose fielding and numerous strike
outs by both pitchers. Chicago won by
punching more hits than the visitors.
Score:
Chicago Q; hits Q; errors 3.
Boston 4; hits g; errors 5.
Batterles-Beebe and Moran; Dorner
and Needham. Umpire Johnstone.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
scHAEFER DIsLocATEs THUMI

BY Associated Press.
NEW YORK, May 26-The locals
won again today, defeating Detroit
Schaefer had his right thumb dislo-
Gated. Score:
Detroit, 2; hits s. errors, 5.
New York, 10; hits, 12; errors, 2.
Batteries-Mullin and Schmidt; Ches-
bro and KleinoW.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
ST. LOUIS is DEFEATED

BY Associated Press
ST. LOUIS. May 16.-With two out In
the ninth inning. Marshall batting for
Matthewson, started a rally with a
single that won the game for New York
8 to 4. Score:
st. Louis a. hits 10; errors ..
New York 3: hits 10; errors 4.
Batteries-Taylor and Grady; Mat
thewson, McGinnity and Bfesnahan.
Umpires Emsie and ODay.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
AMERICAN LEAGUE
FALKENRERG GOES TO p

FALKENeERG GOES TO PIECES
Bv Associated Press.
WASHINGTON, May 26-Falk enberg
went to pieces in the ninth inning to-
day and Cleveland made enough runs
to defeat Washington. Score:
Washington 4; hits 8; errors 2.
Cleveland 5: hits 10; errors 0.
Batteries lkenberg and Kittridge;
Joss, Hess and Bemis.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
REFUGEES LOSE TO FRESNO
By Associated Press.

SAN FRANCISCO, May 26.-Fresno
defeated San Francisco today by bunch
ing hits in the fourth inning and taking
advantage Of errors on the part of the
home team. Although San Francisco
hit Walters in lively manner the fine
fielding prevented them making the
necessary runs. Score:
r II f
Fresno .. ........O1 22100O0-6 6 /
San Francisco 80 4 Of 0 o 0-3 10 3
Batteres-Fresno: Walters and
Hogan. San Francisco: Shea and Will
son. Umpire Mcdonald.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
MIcHIeAN,s HITTINe WINS
" AssoeIated LICE

by AbhOVIHItu IItsS.
CHAMPAIGN, ILL.,. May 26.-Michi-
gan's heavy hitting, aided by errors
Score:
Illinois 4 hits 5; errors 3.
Michigan s; hits 8; errors 1.
Batteries-Ovitz, Bushnell and Gun
ming; Sanger and Taft.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
r II E
OAKLAND HITS WIN GAME

BY AssOclaleu ffesS,
SEATTLE, May 26.-Oakland hit
timely and won a fast scrappy game
from Seattle. Seattle had several
chances to win, but could not hit the
ball when it meant runs Score:
Seattle, 2: hits, g.; errors, 8.
Oakland, 3; hits IL; errors. 4.
Batteries-C. Hall and Hansen; T.
Hackett and Reidy. Umpire-Perrine.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
BENDER KEEPS ST. LOUIS DOWN

BY ASSOcIaIeI I7TeSS.
PHILADELPHIA. May 26.-Bender
kept ST. Louis down to one hit up to
the eighth inning, when a base on balls
and three hits tied the score: Score:
st. Louis q; hits a; errors 8.
Philadelphia 3; hits 5; errors 0.
Batteries-Smith and Spencer; Bender
and Schreck.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
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reduced my weight 90 pounds, bust
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inches in a short time by a guaran-
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Cal.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
NATIONAL LEAGUE
oveRALL,s wlLpNEss LosEs

By Associated Press.
CINCINNATI. May 26-OveralTs
wildness was principally responsible
for the defeat of Cincinnati today.
Pittinger kept hits of the locals well
scattered. In the ninth inning Over
all went among the spectators to chas-
tise a spectator who had been abus-
ing him. An apology prevented trouble.
Score:
Cincinnati, o. hits, .; errors, 2.
Philadelphia, &; hits. 5; errors, I.
Batteries--Overall and Schlei Pittin-
ger and Doom. Umpres-Conway and
Carpenter.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
LuMLEVs THREE.eAeeER wINs

DN SNSNoClHlFu F-itSS.
PITTSBURG. May 26.-Pittsburg
failed to hit Stricklett at opportune
times Lumley's three bagger in the
sixth inning, chasing two runs over
the plate, practically won the game
for Brooklyn. Score:
Pittsburg 2; hits q errors 0.
Brooklyn 4; hits 4 errors 2.
Batteries-Leever and Gibson; Strick-
lett and Bergen.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
FERRIS MAKES DOUBLE PLAY

FNF|V
BOSTON, May 26.-Boston won to-
days game from Chicago to 2. Free
mans outfield work and fast double
play by Ferris and Grimshaw We're
features. Score:
Boston 4; hits 9; errors 0.
Chicago 2; hits Il; errors l.
Batteries-Young and Peterson; Owen
and Sullivan.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27

swarthmore. third; White, Yale, fourth.
Distance 43 feet If is inches.
SS0-yard run-Carpenter, Cornell
first; Townsend, Cornell, second; Baker,
Swarthmore, third; Cobb, Harvard,
fourth. Time 1850 1-5
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
POSTPONE TRACK MEET
associated Press

by AbbOCIdItu fItaa.
MINNEAPOLIS. May 26.-The track
meet between the universities OF Min
nesota and Chicago was postponed
from today until Monday. There were
puddles Of water in almost every part
of the track.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
COLLEGE BASEBALL

At rinceton-Princeton. 8; Har-
vard 0.
At New Haven-Yale. 2; Cornell, 1.
At Annapolis-Army, g.; Navy, g.
At Extraordinarily of Chicago,
IA; Northwestern, /.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-27
HARVARD DEFEATS YALE
lssoclated Press.

by Ab8OClHTeU T@Tes5.
NEW HAVEN, Conn. May 26.-Har-
ward defeated Yale in the dual tennis
tournament today, taking five out Of
eight matches.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-12-07

The next re.
hearsai Of Rob
Roy will be held
In the opera house
Monday evening
December 10. IN.
stead OF Friday,
the It'll. There
viii he nh rahoar.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-12-07
TALK OF THE TOWN.
local Happenings TerseIy Tcld for Busy
Readers.


Public dance in Nj w Al hall Sat
urday night.
Roy Roy, Barre opera house, Decem
Der p and %.
A. II. Buzzell is able to be out after
his recent illness.
Buy your iewelry Of Holmes, the jew
Ter, and save money.
u, n Royce left for st. Lonis last
night to visit his son.
Don't fail to call on Holmes for your
Christmas gifts. Gordon block.
@. y. Smith Of Marshfeld was in
the city on Business yesterday.
William Sheriffs has moved from Pat
terson street to Orange street.
Nathaniel Bond has moved into his
new house on South Main street.
Lawyer Allen Martin and Mrs Martin
Of Essex Junction visited at j. M. Perry's
yesterday.
Misses high-cut felt shoes felt soles
and rubber soles, $500 and $3.50 Barre
Shoe company.
! John Leslie of Seminary street, who
has been critically i'll with pneumonia,
i is greatly improved.
/ Bows and girls, watch for Averill Music
company adj, how to ret d flexible flyer
sled and other Christmas presents free.
\ Strangers in town can spend an en-
ioyable evening BY attending the dance
in the NJ, w. Of A. hall Saturday night.
! A good opportunity to buy dress
goods, Serges. plaids and mixed goods,
i We're 6oc per yard, on Saturday only AZ
tsents per yard at Perry's.
James Williamson met with an acct
1 dent yesterday afternoon while working
at Young Brothers sheds, d piece Of lly.
ing steel striking him IN the forehead
and infiicting an ugly cut. The wound
was dressed BY DR. Reid and no serious
results are expected to follow.
The programme for the concert Fri
day, December 9TH. in the Congregations
tai church, Is good one Chorus Of
eight voices. trios, duets. ladies' quar-.
tette, mixed quartette, solos, organ and
4 piano. making d pleasing variety, Come
and hear II 25c, children Toe.
Harry Colby's birthday yesterday was
the occasion last evening for surprise
party in his honor at his residence, 40
Washington street. There were about
forty persons present, and pleasant
evening was spent with singing. dane
\ ing. etc, Mr. Colby was presented a
purse Of money.
Friends and schoolmates To the mum.
\ Der Of thirty,hyc gathered at the home
III Frank Paul on Ayers street Wednes-
/ day evening and gave him surprise
party. A general good time was had
\ the company amusing themselves with
games, after which refreshments were
served and the party left at late
hour.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-12-07
TALK OF THE TOWN.

ChiIdren's handsome bonncts at Per
rvs.
Roy Roy, Barre opera house, Decem-
Der n and %.
Fred King has a holiday adv. in to-
days Times, which YOU should read.
{ Tickets for the concert at the Con-
cregational church are on sale at the
Ideal Book Store.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-12-07

sal on Friday. Az the time for putting
on the play IS drawing near December
2l and %, II Is necessary for everyone
taking part to be present at all the
remaining rehsarsals On Monday even.
ing the participants win 20 through the
entire play from the opening chorus to
The finale. Let all be present at seven
sharp.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-12-07
Torairn Mason. NoteI

The secretary will be In the Masonic
hall on Friday, December 18th, to collect
dues, the latest date on which same can
be paid st Johns committee also meet
on above date.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-12-07

The members Of Green
Mountain lodge, T. o. o. r. @ss-SA~pI
N. T., are requested 20 ~
meet in their hall ~ sun
day. Dee. 0, at | O'Clock, for the pnr.
pose Of attending the funeral Of onr hte
brother, John Gilbertson. Wear mineral
regalia and white gloves. PEI order,
w. 7. Rowe, n. G.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-12-07
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
FRIpAY. DEG. I, l9Oe.
Weather Prediction.

Fair and much colder Cold wave on
coast tonight. Saturday, fair with con-
tinund cold. Brisk westerly winds, az
minishing.
, 1906-01-22
THE SUN MINsTRELS
NEXT ATTRACTION.

The majority of showgoers are al
ways glad to hear a good minstrel show
is coming to town. Minstrel shows like
all other attractions are not exempt
from people who imagine they are en-
tertainers. 1t is safe to say a goodly
number of our theatrical friends should
be in other walks of life which are
more suited to their abilities. Many
a good cook or farm hand has been
spoiled by the foolish hallucination that
he could sing or act. Poor, long-suf'
fering public, they breathe a sigh of
relief when they learn that a frst-class
show is coming to town. The Gus Sun
American Ministries, which will appear
at the Opera House Thursday, Janu-
airy 25th have an enviable reputation
among the better class attractions of
America. From Maine to California,
from the Gulf to the Great lakes the
Sun minstrels are known as the leading
exponent of modern minstrelsy. This
season Mr.. Sun has the strongest at
traction he has ever organized. Seats
on sale at Laramie Drug store. Prices
Us and so cents.
, 1906-01-22
Missouri River Wisdom

An unmatched pot sometimes boils
over.
Why is it that the kids always want
to go with their mother when she pays
the grocery bill?
At a wedding reception in Leaven-
worth not long ago, a girl was heard to
remark cheerfully: well, one less on
the waiting list
Almost every girl at a certain age
thinks she would like to wear glasses.
Which enjoys a doll most-the child
who gets it finally or the person who
dresses it?
Before they're married, she thinks
his sister has no appreciation of the
beautiful; afterwards, she wishes she
had as much horse sense as that sister.
1t is usually hard for young people
to learn to let things adjust themselves.
There are few things more aggravat-
ing than to miss a street car by half a
block.
Nobody cares for the man who an
joys calling people down.-Leaven-
worth Post.