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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

the cashier would have taken it.
 EQUITABLE DIVISION.
 Some of us have money and
 Others have the hair
 Sure, we can't have everything
 That would not be fair
 A molder who put his money behind a picture had 1t stolen. He ought to put his money in pictures as MT. Morgan does.
 A New Orleans man has invented a ma chine which he calls the "dynamecyeie." He claims that 1t will do away with gas and steam engines and will revolutionizs the world. While we are from Alabama not Missouri-we feel in this matter aa Missourians feel.
 NOT HIS SORT.
 'Parlor matches." said Dan Cupid.
 As he reached up for flight"
 "They are not the kind of matches
 That keep me up late at night"
 Chicago will have a skyscraper church and the chances are that it will be closer to heaven than some churches we wot of.
 Intoxication, says the figures, caused one-third of all the arrests in Indiana during the year 1905. The other arrests were caused by miscellaneous mean ness.
 l THE SUNSHINE LAND OF DIXIE
 It's hard to beat, It's fair and sweet The sunshine land of Dixiel Land where the rose In beauty grows The sunshine land of DixisI It is the best For work and rest The sunshine land of Dixiei
 Angels above Cannot but love The sunshine land of Dixiel No matter what a man does while hA is alive he feels sure that none of his misdeeds will be mentioned on his tomb stone.
 A popular musical show recently visit ed Birmingham and theatregoers were surprised to note that some of its best features had already been used in another musical show which came to town earlier in the season. There was no doubt in the mind of any one that the second show l was the original. Now 1t Is question 1 as to whether an Arrangement" had been made by which the first show could use the songs and stage business" of the second show with slight notifications, or whether 1t was case of theft.
 SHE IS ALWAYS FORTIFIED. When lovely woman -ioops to folly And tries to play the deuce You'll hardly ever catch her stooping Without a good excuse Mr. Manning, who won renown as the ''rantankerous friend" is on his way to Florida for his health rlorida should exert herself in honoring such a dis l tinguished visitor. PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Ohio is very proud of her democratic governor. Few states up north can af- ford to have such governors.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

While the dry dock Dewey does not make much time, it is a safe craft to travel in.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE WORLD

put it in bank the chances are that the cashier would have taken it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Chicago will have skyscraper church and the chances are that it will be closer to heaven than some churches we wot Of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

REMARKABLE MAN. There was a man in our town Whose like you'll seldom find. Altho he often changed his shirt He never changed his mind.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

The fnanciers who want more rubber in our currency should consult Boss Aldrich's conscience.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

It is thirty-two degrees below zero in the Adlrondacks and a long way above in Dixie
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Intoxication, says the figures, caused one-third of all the arrests in Indiana during the year 1905. The other arrests were caused by miscellaneous mean
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

What the millionaire class needs is less champagne and more stork festivals.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

EQUITABLE DIVISION. Some of us have money and Others have the hair. Sure, we can't have everything That would not be fair
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

An Ohio man claims that his mind was wrecked while employed by Stephen B. Elkins.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Perhaps one reason why some actors think so well of themselves is that they get to believing what their press agents say about them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

N WOMAN was grantd a divorce the P1 other day and her late husband
 said eshe Is the best woman on earth" It won't do to repeat what she said about the defendant. In charity we will let that pass but the case suggests an Idea that might be product Eaf much good in the years to come when divorce. + appears, will be even more popular than now. If. In separating. the parties to a marriage contract would speak good word for each other. 1t would not only make the painful occasion more pleasant but the compliments bestowed at that time would serve as a sort of reeom- mendation in case one or both' should de- sire to form new union. The woman in question has the finest sort of reeom- mendation. The chances are that she would not have any trouble in finding a man to replace the husband whom. she has divorced. If she does not desire to attempt matrimony again the words of her former husband will ever ring in her ears. soothing her declining days and bringing consolation of substantial sort. Divorcees, speak good word for each otherl Every little bit helps
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Washington Bureau Age-Herald 14a 0 street. N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

l In times of peace battleships are all
 most compelled to butt into each other.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12
AhAIf0 -I7 FVN
 Cannot but love The sunshine land of Dixiel

No matter what a man does while he Is alive he feels sure that none of his misdeeds will be mentioned on his tomb stone.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

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 Subscription payable in advance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, post office as second-class matter under act of Congress March B. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

L. H. Russ and George D. Britain are the only authorized travelling representa- tives of The Age-Herald in It's circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

H. 1T. Rogers should take something for his memory
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

No communication will be published without It's authors name. Rejected man. uscripts will not be returned unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Mobile Register: There are some insur- anee officers who could take their dessert under the table without suspicion of hazlng.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

The battleships in the lower bay were simply engaged in hazing each other.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

comic valentine Is preparing to as-
 +oa1f
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Necessity is the mother of invention; ex- pediency the mother of lies.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Tuscaloosa Times-G Gazette: Marion coun- tvs jail had no occupant during the month of December. How is that for a record of orderliness and freedom from crime?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Anniston Hot Blast: The Panama canal will get to the Pacific eventually, and what time our grandsons will have cele- brating It's completion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

Did Congressman Hull dismiss pr. Nor ris? If not, who did and why7
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

"Onee," said Colonel Biff of Chigger- vile, T knew a woman who never looked under the bed for a man and never watched at the window when a new fam fly was moving in next door. She was a helpless paralytie."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

The Depew resignation and rumor is taking day or two off.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

David B. Hills retirement seems to be a fixture.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

The blizzard seems to have been knocked out of business this winter
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

H. H. Rogers Is as funny as the whole Rogers Bros show.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

= ENRY IL ROGERS, "the piston B11 rod of the Standard oil engine
 by hurling defiance at the state
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-12

How would you like to be senatorial alternate2
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

Publication Notice.

State OF Illinois, County OF Rock Is
LANDS:
In the Circuit Court.-May Term. A.
- 1906.--In Chancery.
Francis l.. NeWcOmb, complainant VIZ
| Lizzie Healy White. Charles X. Boy
| ington, and the unknown heirs or
| deVisces of John Murray, late or said
| Rock Island county deceased.
Lizzie Healy White, and the unknown
heirs or devisees of John Murray, late
of said Rock Island county, deceased,
Of the defendants above named, having
said circuit court OF Rock Island coun-
~, notice is hereby given to the said
non resident defendants that the COM
plainant filed his bin Of complaint in
said court on the chancery side there
OF, on the 9th day of April, A. ID. 1906,
and that a summons thereupon Issued
out of said court against said defend
ants, returnable on the first Monday OF
May. 1906. as is by law required.
Now. therefore. unless you. the said
Lizzie Healy White, and the unknown
heirs or deVisees OF John Murray. late
of said Rock Island county. decea sed,
shall personally be and appear before
the said circuit court Of said county on
the first day of the next term thereof
to be holden at the court house in the
city of Rock Island. in said county. on
the first Monday Of May. A. -. 1906,
and plead. answer or demur to the said
same and the matters and things there
n charged and stated VIII be taken ~
confessed. and n decree entered against
you according to the prayer OF said bili.
INTO set my hand and affixed the seal
IF said court, al my office in Rock Is
and, this 9th day Of April, a. u. 1906.
GEORGE w. GAMBLE. Clerk.
Adair peasants. complainants So
April 6. A d. 1906.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

FOR SALE-Cheap, nice level lots, Ask
125 feet, facing Long View street car
track, corner Twenty-siXth street and
Eighteenth avenue. Also will sell or
trade. adjoining the above. new sew
en-roOm house, with nearly one acre
of ground. Inquire on premises, 1915
Twenty-siXth street. No city taxes.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
Executors Notice.

Estate of Thomas Mackin, deceased.
The undersigned. having been ap-
pointed executors of the last will and
testament OF Thomas Mackin. late 81
the county of Rock Island. state of IL
linoiS, deceased, hereby give notice that
they will appear before the county
court, at the county court room. in the
city of Rock Island, at the June term.
on the first Monday in June next, at
which time all persons having claims
against said estate are notified and re
queSted to attend, for the purpose Of
having the same adjusted. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested
to make immediate payment to the un-
derSignCo.
Dated this 9TH day of April. a. D. / 9O5
CHARLES A. PLAMONDON,
SARAH DOLLY.
GRACE MACKIN,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
LEGAL.
sheriR's sale.

! BY virtue of an execution issued out
! Of The clerks office of the circuit court
| Of Rock Island county. and state Of
Illinois. and To me directed. whereby q m
commanded To make the amount of q
certain Judgment recently obtained
against George Weaver in favor of Mar
Earct Weaver out of the lands tene-
ments. goods and chattels of the said
George Weaver. | have levied on the
following described property, to- wit:
Beginning at n gas pipe set at the point
OF intersection of the south line Of
Third avenue with the west line OF
TWentY-siXth street. produced north i'm
south along the west line of said Tween
tX-siXth street. produced as aforesaid.
one hundred two and one-fourth t102 "A
feet. 10 "A point. thence west from said
point 50 found. one hundred fifty-twO
and fifteen one-hundredtss 152.15)
feet. more or less. to an alley, as shown
in GlenwoOd addition to city of Moline, !
thence north eighty 800 feet along |
said alley parallel with said Twenty |
sixth street. to gas pipe set in the |
south line Of said Third avenue. thence
north 81 degrees 81 minutes i'm an east
erly direction aIong the south line of
SAID Third avenue. to place of begin
ming.
Therefore. according to said com
nand. l shall expose for sale al public
auction. all the right. title and inter
st or the above named George Weaver
n and to the above described property
u 10 o'clock u. m. on Saturday. the
9Th day of May. 1906, at the east door
# the court house in Rock Island. III. Il
Dated at Rock Island, III, this 2Oth
lay OF April 1906.
w. GEORGE IIEIDER.
Sheriff of Rock Island County. Il
NJ. j. McEnirY attorney for plaintiff. | /
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
Publication Notice.

State of Illinois. Rock Island Coun-
| ty-ss.
In the Circuit court of Rock Island
| county. Ill. May term. 1906. In attach
ment. Demand S14995O.
| Ira II. Buffum VS.. William H. Patterson
and NJ. Ada Patterson.
Notice is hereby given to you, the
Patterson, that writ Of attachment
has been sued out of the office of the
clerk of the circuit court of said county
of Rock Island at the suit of the said
Ira IL. Buffum and against the estate Of
you, the said William II. Patterson and
NJ. Ada Patterson, for one thousand four
ninety-nine and fifty ne-hundredths|
dollars, besides interest. directed to the
sheriff of said county to execute, which
said writ has been returned by said
sheriff executed by levy on the undi-
vided fourth part of the following de-
scribed real estate, towit: The west
y of the n. +. a. section S, and the
west u of the 5. +. a Of section and
the west y of the n. r. Il of said sec
j. west of the 4th +. NJ, in Rock Island |
county, state of Illinois.
Now unless you, the said William II. /
Patterson and II. Ada Patterson. shall |
personally be and appear before the |
circuit court of said county on the first !
day of the next term thereof, to be
holden at Rock Island. in said county
May next. give special bail ana plead
to said action, judgment will be enter
ed against you in favor of the said
plaintiff. and the property attached sold
to satisfy the same, with costs.
GEORGE w. GAMBLE. Clerk.
Rock Island. Ill, March %. 1906.
George &. Wenger, plaintiffs attor-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

Railway-Da r. l. a. n w passeneer
station at foot of Seventeenth street g.
b. STODDARD Agent Il. l.. Hinrichs.
commercial agent, 303 Brady street
Davenport
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
Executors Nnfice.

Estate Of James Shirley, deceased
The undersigned. having been ap-
pointed executor Of the last will ana
testament of James Shirley, late Of the
county of Rock Island state Of Illinois,
deceased. hereby gives notice that he
viii appear before the county court or
Rock Island county. at the county court
room, in the city of Rock Island. at the
June term, on the first Monday in June
next. at which time all persons having
claims against said estate are notified
and requested to attend, for the pur-
pose OF having the same adjusted. All
persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested To maxi immediate payment 70
the undersigned.
Dated this nth day OF April. 1906.
AI.LEN SHIKk EY. Executor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

FOR SALE-Eight room modern house
lot 50xl5O; two good barns, at 1924
Seventh avenue. Apply on premises.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
Executors Notice.

Estate of Heinrich Mold. deceased
The undersigned. having been ap-
pointed eNccutriX of the last will and
testament of Heinrich Mold. late of the
county of Rock Island. state of Illinois.
deceased. hereby gives notice that she
will appear before the county court of
Rock Island county. at the county court
room. in the city of Rock Island. at
next. at which time all persons having
claims against said estate are notified
and requested To attend. for the pur-
pose OF having the same adjusted. All
persons indebted to said estate are re-
qucsted To make Immediate payment to
the undersigned.
Dated this 18th day of April. 4. ID.
1906 ELIZABETH Il. MOLD.
nj
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
Administrators Notice.

Estate of David Richardson, deceased.
The undersigned, having been ap-
pointed adm inistratriX of the estate of
David Richardson. late of the county Of
Rock Island. state of Illinois. deceased.
hereby gives notice that she will ap-
pear before the county court of Rock
Island county. at the county court room.
in the city of Rock Island. at the June
term. on the first Monday in June next,
at which time all persons having claims
against said estate are notified and re-
queSted to attend for the purpose OF
having the same adjusted All per-
sons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make immediate payment to
the undersigned
Dated 18th day OF April. a. D. 1906
LOUSCINDA RICHARDSON.
Al f,.f. fri
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
Notice of Publication.

State of Illinois, Rock Island Coun-
ty-Ss:
In the Circuit Court.-May term, a
ID. l9O6.-In ChanceTy.
Monroe Ebi vs.. The Fuller Manufacture
ing Company. and Bernard McAlcer:
Affidavit of nonreSidence Of the Fuller
Manufacturing company. i'm pleaded witt
the above defendant, Bernard McAleer.
having been filed in the clerks Office Of
the circuit court OF said county. notice
is therefore hereby given to the said
nonresident defendants that the COM
plainant filed his bill of complaint in
said court. on the chancery side there
Of on the 4th day of April. 1906. and
that thereupOn n summons Issued out
of said court, wherein said suit is nov
pending, returnable on the first Mon
day in the month of May next, as is by
law required.
Now, unless you, the said nonresident
defendants above named. the Fuller
Manufacturing company, shall person
ally he and appear before said circuit
court on the first day of the next term
thereof. to be holden at Rock Island. in
and for the said county, on the first
Monday il May next. and plead, answer
or demur to the said complainants bill
OF complaint, the same and the matters
and things therein charged and stated
viii be taken as confessed and Il de-
cree entered against you according TO
the prayer of said bill.
GEORGE W. GAMBLE. Clerk.
Rock Island. Ill, April 4, 1906.
Edward IL Guyer. complainant's So
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
Notice of Final settlement.

Estate of l.. II. Reeves. deceased.
Public notice is hereby given that the
undersigned. Julia \. Reeves, eXecutriN.
has this day fled her final report and
settlement as such in the county court
OF Rock Island county. and hearing ON
said report has been set for May Ia.
1906. at o'clock a. M. at which time
persons interested may appear and
make objections thereto. and If no oh
jections are filed. said report will be
approved at that time. and the under
signed will ask for an order of distri-
button. aud will also ask to he dis
charged.
Rock Island. Ill. April 81. 1906.
JULIA A. REEVES, E-Xecutrfx.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

FOR SALE-A 12-room house, suitable
for boarding or rooming house: easy
payments. Eckhart x Buffun.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.

FOR SALE-Property OF all kinds for
sale or exchange. / want a small
dwelling and good lot near Twenty
third street, and other property, in
exchange for farm property. / have
some fine Minnesota, Dakota, and
Canada lands. Excursion rates for
round trip. first and third Tuesday
each month, to Dakota and south
west Nice list of Missouri lands and
improved farms: 23S acres partly i'm
proved; so unimproVed. at $3.50 per
acre, in Henderson county. near good
town. Also an electric light plant
and telephone exchange for sale;
good paying income. 30 miles of wire
and lines, 200 phones. If you want
to dispose of your property, / can
help you. G. b. Ellis, general deliv-
cry, city.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
wANTED-MALE OR FEMALE.


WANT ED-Agents the complete story
of the great San Francisco earth
quake, written by eye witnesses; COM
plete set of actual photographs: big
book; best terms; big money; agents
are already taking from ; TO 40 or
ders - day; send 10 cents for COM
plete OUTFIT; now ready; be first in
your Held. The Columbia house, Chit
cag0.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms for
light housekeeping at I406h Third
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

ROCK ISLAND COUNCIL. NO. 20. r. &
= M-Meets in stated communica-
ton on the third Wednesday of each
month. NJ. NJ Briggs, T. /. III; L. c.
Daugherty, secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
HOTELS AND REsoRrs,

LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS+Located
6.767 feet above the sea All year
round resort. A perfect place for
rest For particulars, address Dr.
Daniel S. Perkins, medical director.
Las Vegas. ~. NJ
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

FOR SALE-Lot 4ex15O feet, centrally
located, on paved street For partic-
ulars address Box 267, city.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
sToRAGE. BUS AND Can.
MISCELLANEOUS.

IF YOU WANT to buy, sell, trade or
rent anything. engage help or secure
situation, the Mail is the one pa
per in Moline that can do 1T for you;
Mail wants are popular ana Mail
wants bring results. One-half cent
per word is the price TO all alike, cash
in advance; 2-ccnt stamps Will do.
Evening and Saturday Mail. Moline,
LIZ
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

" \ NTED - BY middle-aged widow. a
place in small family. to work part
OF the day in payment for board
references furnished. Address &C,
1907 Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

FOUR acres. with house. situated on
corner Twelfth street and Cemetery
road. in South Rock Island: fine place
for gardening, florist, or poultry rails
ing. The heirs are DESTROYS of SELL
ing these properties rs soon as posi-
BILE. For further information, apply
to n. F. Krell. 513 Eleventh street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

FOR RENT-A store room, 20-foot front
h. 60 feet deep; steel ceiling; has
steam heat and other conVcnienceS;
in the Mauckcr building. corner
Fourth avenue and Seventeenth
street. Also, frame store room in
South Rock Island fitted up for u
butcher shop. Inquire of w. c.
Maucker. office 120 West Seventeenth
street. in Rock Island house building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
ARCHITECTS.

~~>~~--~~c~~~~~|-~-~~~~~~>
LEONARD DRACK-Architect and su-
perindendent Skinner block, second
floor. Office hours. 10 to IL a. m, 4 to
$3.50 D. M.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
RAILWAYS.

~~-~-~-~~~-~~~-~~~-N~~~~-~ ~~~-~-~~~~~~~~~~-~-~~
CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND e. PACIFIC
Railway - Tickets may be purchased
at the city ticket office, 1929 Second
avenue. or G., r. & +. depot, Fifth av-
enue, foot of Thfrty-first street Phone
west 1893, west 1923 FRANK IL.
PLUMMER, c, +. A.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
EuRNITuRn RECLAIMED.


FURNITURE repairing, upholstcring :;
mattresses made to order and reno
waited furniture packing and carpet
laying; all work promptly attended
to: prices the lowest. l.. -. Enlund,
1924 Fourth avenue, Maucker builu-
ing: now phOnc lNIn.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

ROCK ISLAND COdMANDERY NO. Is.
*. T-Meets in stated conclave on
the second Monday of each month.
ton, recorder.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23

ROCK ISLAND CHAPTER. NO. 2se q
T. S.-Regular meeting second Wed
nesday of each month. Helena War
necke, W. NJ VaShta Bollman, secre-
tary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
HEATING AND PLU.IBTyG-

CHANNON, DUFVA & CO.-Heating
and plumbing along scientific lines.
Careful and skilled wor1ornen Prompt
attention. ia West Seventeenth street
Phone HAS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-04-23
PATENTS.

PATENT AND TRADEMARK Office
room I 4, Mitchell &c Lynde building
Rock Island. James L. Murphy, as
sociate. branch of Moore & Co, pat
ent attorneys Washington, d. c. and
Chicago. Ill.