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Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
PERSONAL MENTION.

Frank y; Niles of Bangor was in Au-
Sustl Saturday.
Mrs. Walter Ayers has returned from
ten days visit to Boston.
y. f. Williams of the Lewiston Morn
ing News spent Sunday with Augusta
friends.
Ex-Sheriff A. L. McFaddcn was in
Natcrville for IA few hours Saturday on
matters of business.
Thomas O'Brien of Auburn was
among the out-of-toWn business men
III the city Saturday.
Miss Eva 3. Pierce went to Vassa1-
boro Saturday afternoon where she
passed the sabbath with relatives
J. b. Drummond. Bowdoin 'O7. spent
Saturday and Sunday in the city with
his classmate. Harold S. Hichborn.
DR.. and Mrs. G. NJ. Twitchell of An
burn passed Sunday with Rev. and
Mrs. c. A. Hayden. 23 Western avenue
Miss Belle Grant, formerly Of this
city. and now employed by the Water
vile Mail, spent Sunday with Augusta
friends.
Mrs. Thomas Clark, who has bean
Spending the winter with a dapgbter
in New York, returned to her home in
this city Saturday evening.
Dr. Warren e. Sanborn oe Promo,
Mills is in the vicinity for :. rew d.ys
ana is the guest Of his parents nr and
Mrs. L. T. Sanborn, at the Jr~apa hos.
pital.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

one of Augusta's citizens who lives
iii tie vicinity Of Cushnoc heights was
the victim of joke a few days ago
that cost him several articles of wear
ing apparel Ill the way of linen. etc.
and incidentally some cigars. The man
had been in the custom of leaving his
weekly laundry at one of the uptown
grocery stores, where the team from
the laundry would call for if. a,I ar
the end of the week leave il ot tho
store for him to call for. One ,,,, inr,
the man left the bundle on an p. 1ptv
pickle keg in front of the stor, ana
in some way the bundle fell in,o .bo
keg- Near the keG was barrel of r,,h-
bish which had been set out in FROM
of the store for the city team to carr,-
away. but before the team came ,Ionr
some OF the little boys who mako :,
business of hauling over the cop+a,,+s
of waste barrels and boxes 10 500 viz.
they may find. spied the ker and oo,,
fiScated the whole business. ana r,,,-
ing their way to the rear Of tba sto.o.
opened the bundle and divided tho ~,
tents. When the laundry team, oa1,n,
at the store the bundle could NOT -
found. and no trace of it was s.o,,,
until the end of the week. Who, 49,
man called for his laundry. ana after :
search The empty keg was fonns -,
river bank. where the bo,s III ~.
it.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
COL. HENRY G. STAPLES
C'es at 4.15 Saturday Afternoon, at His
Home on State Street.

- Is seldom that n feeling Of deeper or
more general sorrow has been felt in
'he city than that which was occasion
Gu saturday afternoon by the announce
ment that Col. Henry G. Staples was
dead, and the shock was the greater as
II came Unexpectedly, for while the col
ohei mad been confined to his home for
years by disease which forbade his
hlinshng with his fellow men except on
such occasions as he chose to ride out in
Carriage and which all knew would
sometime claim him for the life beyond.
II was known but to a comparative few
that he had been failing for the past few
DAYS, and that the end was Il question of
but short time. Death came at Ali
at lis hcme on lower State street, and
was due to gangrene
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
A New Wrinkle for
Augusta Housekeepers.

Dear Mrs. EuSy Housewife.
Do YOU glance At the want col
umns every morning and turn
away II once with the thought
that there is nothing Of inter-
est for you there? If you do
You should learn there is no
class Of folks in town they
serve 50 we'll as housekeeperS.
They will get YOU i hired girl.
washer woman. Il drcssmakcr.
cook. they will bring a coun-
try merchant to ypIr door each
morning with fresh country
products. they Will bring
YOU room"rs, boarders. and 50
on without end. But here is a
new wrinkle YOU may not have
thought oi--a Very practical
idea. too
1t is coming spring. the time
Of hOuScclcaning ami renoVat-
ing in the home. Every Year
at this time You find articles
set away in closets and in the
garret. They don't happen to
be of much value in your home
and you do not value them too
highly. Someone ia town
would like TO have that camera
your children don't want, that
desk which has been stored so
long. or maybe the next best
parlor set which came out
when The new one went in. Not
less than dozen men here in
town are looking for n second
hand cook stove To put in their
camp at the lake this summer.
On the street below you is a
family which would like to
have an organ in the home.
What became of yours when
the piano was bought You
can find these people in the
want columns of the Journal.
If they are not there this morn
ing. run a little ad of your
own and they will appear
quickly enough. These are but
suggestions Of what YOU can
do this spring. Many a house
wife can realize the value of
new curtains or a new Garnet
after an hours inventory in
the attic or spare" room
Have il in mind when YOU
start spring clearing.
Yours iraly.
TEE WANT AD MAN
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

The First National Pank of Augusta
has established i Savings Department
for thc rSc Cf their customers. This de-
lartlnent is operated under the rCstric-
lions governing National Banks. Inter
est is paid Oh deposits. To persons de-
string to start Il savings account. the
bank is prepared to furnish for home
use. = sclf-rcco"ding safe. free. Advnr-
tiscnicnt Of same appears in this is
sue. Th"rc will net lr i large number
Of these safes for distribution.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

Lynch was chosen chairman, with II.
S. Thompson as clerk. Mr.. Lynch made
a few appropriate remarks touching
upon the occasion and at the conclu-
sion thereof Joseph Williamson ad-
dressed the caucus from the floor and
placed in nomination the name Of
Frederick w. Plaisted, which was ac-
certed unanimously. That gentleman
then appeared upon the stage and
spoke at some length, thanking the
caucus for the honor conferred upon
him and giving general outline of the
city's needs and Of the course he should
endeavor to pursue in the event of his
election. Both of the above caucuses
were characterized by the utmost har-
mOny.
OF the ward caucuses. those of
Wards 5. : and We're held in the af-
tcrnoon and the Others in the evening,
the results in the different wards being
as follows:
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
EVERYBODY LIKES GOOD PIE

There is no longer any excuse for poor
pics on YOUR table, rs you should follow
the lead of thousands and use D-Zerta
Quick Pudding as filling for pies. Try
this recipe:
D-Zerta Chocolate Cream Pie.
Prepare q package of D-Zerta Chocolate
Pudding according to directions on pack
age, adding onc-half cup Of sugar. Put in
crust which has been baked. Cover with
rnerinEue made with the whites of two
eggs This makes two large pies or three
small ones.
All the five favors-Lemon-To pioca.
Vanilla, Orange MacarOon, Chocolate and
strawberry, can be used in the same way
and bananas, cocoanut, etc. added as de-
sired D-Zerta Quick Pudding is also
rised as cake filing and for pudding
dessert. Simply odd a quart of milk to
contents of one package. bring to a boil.
cool and serve with cream and sugar.
order from your grocer 10 cents per pack
age,
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

TIL" following petition was received
Saturday at the office of the referee
in bankruptcy for kcnnebec county:
Michael J. Aiorin of WatcrVillC. mcr-
chant. Petition filed Feb. 2S, adjusted
March 3. Secured liabilities, $lSS3. on
property valued ut $500; unsecured.
%"'1ie.3;. Assets. stock of goods valued
al $500; fixtures. $50; book accounts.
$"0T6; baEk account. $l02: total assets,
$3SlS. "f which $305 is claimed to he cX-
cnpt First meeting of creditors,
March 23 at 10 A. NJ. The following
banhrupts have made deposits as or
Gcrcd: Paul Libby Of Watcrvillc and
Fred $. Cressey Of Gardiner. and first
meetings Of creditors in both cases will
be held on the same date as above men
toned.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

True to the predictions Of the various
aln'anats and weather prophets, Satur-
day was characterized by a
storm and although when the
.roW commenced falling it came
down in IL half-hcarted sort of way, be-
fore ce3sinE it developed into Il storm
uf quite respectable proportions. The
amount which fell Saturday afternoon
was about two incEes. and about )
o'clock it changed to hail and rain.
continuing this way through the night
The mixture made hard footing but
caus d hut little Inconvenience on the
railr"a Is. Sundays Wca ather was
cloudy. and mild throughout the day.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
FOR MAYOR.
Chas. {. Purinton Nomi-
mated by the Republicans.
While Col. Frederick ". P|ais-
ted Is Choice Of Democrats,
Republicans Also Nominate Ward Officers
Saturday Afternoon and Evening.

Saturday was 4 day of caucuscs in
augusta both the Republican and
Democratic city cau"uses for the NOM
inaton OF Il candidate for mayor be-
ing held 1T City hall and the Republi-
can caucuses for the nomination of
ward officers for the various ward OF
the city, at their respective polling
places. The cauc,ses for the nomir:,-
ton Of a candidate fer mayor were
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

The Sunday morning newspaper train
came in so minutes late, the delay due
partially to the storm. Other Sunday
passenger trains maintained schedule
time.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

In anticipation of high rates of ice
this summer. the people living in the
sparccly settled districts along the
K"nncDec riveu, between this city and
Watervil:c are making their own har-
vests of ice this winter. and storing it
in straw and sawt;ust in their barns.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

Friends of Conductor Isaac w. Preble
of the Augusta and Gardiner line of
the a.. w. IL q. Railway, will regret to
learn that he is confined to his home in
IIallowell by illness.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
WARD SIX.

Ahicrman--CiCorGc a. Coburn.
First cUunriln,a A. Drucry.
Second councilmam-Joscph IL. Hodg-
kinS.
Wardcn-IIarbcrt Pincrcc.
Ward clcrll-Adcbert A. Clark.
nstabc-kervin r. Hanks
Member Of city committce-Iiorace i.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
TO WHOM IT MAY coNcERN:-

BY advice Of attorney VINO has the evidences
several times been threatened by
letter made public the latest Jealousy
This letter delivered my Augusta plain en-
veopc postmarked, Augusta, Maine Feb. 26, 11-P NJ,
Personally wish to do believe the
sanction cf all the
and sufficient that backma
methods
is well known fact that every associated
graduate reputable college, REGISTERED in
this State 1t also equally we'll
in the establishment Of
demands high conception
ethics.
Any and dentist and legal to do
dental work to premiums to
Educe business if
take this opportunity Of thanking Augusta
and vicinity for their
shall continue to do possible
prices wish also the
18th Of March, shall office the city
and little LATER will another Office city
ford Please remember that in buying dental
quantities for a large number offices
and thereby make the possible prices
in quality
Again thanking for your liberal patronage
Yours Very Truly,
18th, Maine. February 18th, 1906. DR. H. {. RAGON
G-5wky7
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

TWO prisoners were brought down
from Wateryillc Saturday and taken to
the County Jail to serve short sentences.
They were vagrants.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

The members Of the Delta Pi who
participated in the Harvard play
"Chums," have been photographed in
their costumes at Burgess studio.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

A number of Augusta ladies went to
Waterville Saturday to attend club
meeting held in that city. The party
returned on train No. 80.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
WARD SEVEN.

Ali"rn1an-t,dgar A. !Iusscy
First councilman-liorace Colburn.
Second councilman-.Iohn +. Hanson.
Wardcn-i'rank l.. harrington.
Ward clcll;-Charl"s r. Smith.
consta ble-IIcnry T. Morse.
Member Dt city cummittec-Smith S
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

carl Morton, the night clerk at Hotel
North has recovered from ms recent
indisposition, and is on deck again.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
WARD EIGHT,

.tld, rman Charles Il. Choatc
F'ii>t utm,iInian-l'rc,l t. Merrill
Second c"r,ncilman-WcI " Gilman Curtis
Wardcn-t 'harlrS y. Bailey.
Ward cl"tk-AmoS T.. Cunningham.
t"nStablc-Alonzo a. Savage.
Member Of city Committcc-Burton \
Cross
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
AUGUSTA LODGE DIRECTORY.

AUGUSTA LODGE, NO. 141, r. G. A.
NJ. Stated communication Tuesday fvtn-
ing. March &, ut 30. Work in VI. VI:
deGr"' E"ircs;hm"ntS. All S''i 'bl -
brethren are cordially invited to be pres
PERCY GRIEG. W. NJ
CLAUDE. ". TOWNSEND sec.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
Anonymous Letter

"Dr Eagon:
Why charge dental work as t,e
other DENTISTS OF
why DO such low cheap
we want you to be the the other dentists
will see to it that you get any business at all"
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
WARD FIVE.

AldCrmaIl--Wiliard Il. Ayers.
First cuuuciman-Clarlcs y. Knowles
second c"lmcilman-Edward f.. Taylor
Wardcn-Ailurce r.. leighton.
Ward clerk Frank w. Damrcn.
ConStlhl"-t.dwin L. White.
Member Of city committee-Nillard r
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

Three little rules we all should keep,
To make life happy and bright.
Smile in the morning. smile at noon.
Take Rocky Mountain Tea at night.
Bow6itch. Webster & Go.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
WARD ONE.

Aldrrman-James S. Nich,Is
First cCrmcilman-L. l.. Wellr1an.
Sccjna ccunGilman-GeOrge W. Merrill
WarJen-Wiliam II. Holmes
Ward clcrk--F. o. Getchcu
Constable-Niiiiam l.. Thompson.
Member Of city commitIee-Clar,nce B.
Burligh
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

bethlehem LODGE, NO. IS. r. &
A. NJ. Special communication at Masonic (,
Temple, Monday evening, March ,. at 80,
O'clnck. f.. A. degree. All SoJoufn'hS
brethren are cardialiy invited 70 attend.
J. MAURICE ARNOLD. ". NJ.
J. +. BLANCHARD, Sec.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
WARD FOUR.

Ahlcrmau-Arthur r.. Pcrcival.
First counvilnan-.Iohn j. Murphy.
Second c1LnCilmaiI-JoscDh Blanchcttc
Wardcn-LouiS Gagnc.
Ward clerk-W. l.. T. Chase.
CGnStahlc-CharlCS y. Miron.
Member of city cOmmittee-CCOrSe A
iptIt i,.r
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
ODD FELLOWS HALL,

ASYLUM LODGE, NO. 70. REGULAR
meeting Friday evenings at 7.3G o'clock
g. ". POOR. y.
T.: +. WESTON. Sec.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

constabl;-.AlfTcd II. Perkins.
Member of city committce-ByrOn Boyd.
WARD THREE.
Alderman W. Fred White.
First crtn"im.in-Ailrcd ID. Weeks.
Second couEcilnan-t harlcS O'ConnOr.
W:rdcn-t htrlcS y. NNadSWorth.
Ward cicrk-Aaron y. Ripley.
fon@tablc-Iohu G.. Howe.
Member of city commttec-Charles Il.
i.llI
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

NEW cUSHNoc TRIBE. NO. IL I. o.
r. NJ, meets every alternate Wednesday
at the Wigwam in Foresters Hall at the
eighth run setting OF sun.
6. ". PETTIS. SarheT.
E. W. HANKS, G. cf r.
f7dte
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

SEPHTHA ENCAMPMENT,, no. 9
Meetings at 8 o'clock every second and
sourth Tuesday.
r. w. WELLMAN. G. p.
G. w. MERRILL, Scribe.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
WARD TWO.

Aldcrman-lcsse X. brown.
First ccurciirnan-Eliis VI. Church.
Sra"Id c1uncilynan-Guv p. Gnnnrtt.
Nardcn-t'h;trl''s J. House.
Ward clerii-Lc ster A Partridge.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05

third Tuesday at & p NJ Tuesday.
A. u. WEEKS. Capt.
G. W. MERRILL. Clerk
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
LYNX HAUNTs WHOLE TOWN
Wild Cat Makes Life Burden to
Residents of Two Connecti-
cut Villages.

Putnam, Conn.-Farmers over In
Quadie and East Putnam are cunning
for Canadian lynx, but so far the cat
seems TO have charmed life and is
still doing antics that are highly dis
pleasing to them.
II was first seen in Quadie by James
Sheldon, the veteran fox and game
hunter Sheldon killed a pig In his
barnyard and the lynx was attracted by
the smell Of blood. When discovered
he didn't show fight, but skunk away to
the woods, having probably satisfied his
appetite. Several henhouses have been
raided, and the lynx has been debited
with an amazing number of fowls.
Ex-Selectman Charles ID. TORY, who
lives In East Putnam, is smoking hams
and several nights ago the lynx broke
into the smolSehouse and carried of a
ham Weighing about ten pounds, II also
tackled an lS-pound ham, but was able
to carry It only about 20 feet.
Arthur Cutler. another farmer, saw
the lynx, and says II is about as large
as a pointer dog. IL has an unusually
large pencil Of hair on the tip OF the
ears.
Old timers say that a Canada lynx
has not been killed in this part OF Con-
necticut for so years Henhouses are
now locked up at night, and young men
who go counting go loaded for the noe.
turnal cat bowls and prowls nightly and
the peace of Quadio village is greatly
disturbed.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
ENGLAND LOSING LAND.
To Make Up for This, Britain Aims
to Fill In the Wastes, Employ
ing idle Workmen.

London. - With its characteristic
commercial spirit. England has evolved
a plan by which It can at the same
time feed its idle tens of thousands
and reclaim some at least of its lost
millions of acres.
In 1867 Great Britain lost by the
seas inroads 56,964,26O acres of agri-
cultural land; in 1880, 56,Si5,354 acres
more we're reported to have been lost
m the same manner; in 1890. Sc, 7S6, 1879
acres more had slipped away into the
sea, and the last report, that OF 1900,
showed that an additional 56,7S2, 053
acres had gone.
Nor is 1t only from the attritlon of
the sea that the coast is suffering, the
formation of marsh lands where the
sea eats into formerly valuable arabic
land being constantly on the increase.
To replace much of this waste marsh
land and build up in other places
where great gaps have been made in
the coast line by the rolling OF of hun
dreds of thousands of acres, Walter
Long, president Of the board OF trade.
has evolved plan by which hundreds
of thousands of idle men In England
are to be employed.
The first attack will be made on
the Lincolnshire coast Work of this
kind has been attempted before. In
England, 60,4s1 acres having been add
ed to the country In retaining the
marshes on the banks OF the Tay and
of the Forth. In addition to the Lin
colnshire work reclamation labors are
to he carried on in the neighborhood
OF London-that is, from Albert Dock
: to the More. the Thames estuary.
The plan in this latter locality is TO
dredge the channel and use the
dredged matter in making foreshore
instead Of dumping 1t into the sea as
is now done. From Woolwich to
Hammersmith there are stretches OF
foreshore, which. II reclaimed, would
be of enormous value. The public
park at Fulham, which was reclaimed
at a cost of s165,OOo, is now worth
sS25,000.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Willie swallowed penny and his
mother was in state Of much alarm.
"Heien." she called 10 her sister in
the next room, send for 0 doctor.
Willie has swallowed penny"
The terrified boy looked up implor-
ingly.
"No. mamma" he interpossd. send
for the minister"
"The minister" exclaimed the
mother.
Eyes. because papa says our minis
ter can get money out Of any body
Pittsburg Bulletin.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
sTEED cHEWs AND DRINKS
Engine Horse at Canton, Md, Enjoys
ouid Between Fires, and
Likes Beer.

Baltimore, Md.--Canton has an en-
CINE horse of affectionate disposition,
but he is reprobate. He likes to be
caressed by the flremen, and takes de.
light in rubbing his nose against the
back of his constant friend. Captain, a
Skye terrier, but when Valley, as he is
known, has a chance to take chew of
tobacco he cannot resist the tempta-
ton.
The firemen say that he drank beer
before he became an engine horse. but
the rigid rules of the department will
not permit OF any dissipation. and he
has not had drink since he entered the
service. His former owner the firemen
say, would place beer in a bucket, and
Valley would drink the beverage as he
switched his tail with pleasure.
Driver James Mullaney was reciting
Valleys pedigree the other day when
Engineer Edward Gensler approached
Gensler pretended to pay no attention to
the animal as he stood beside him. but
Valley was determined to be noticed. He
began to snuff about the engireer's
pocket until he caught a Whit of to-
bacco. and then he began to tug
"All right, Valley, old boy. You want
chew, don't your said Gensler. Val
ley seemed to nod assent as he contin-
ued to tug. Gensler stepped aside. cut
plug Of the weed In half. and ap-
preached the animal. Valley made a
grab at the tobacco with his mouth and
began TO chew like a veteran. He
seemed to have reached the zenith of
horse happiness. He switched his tail,
tossed bis head, and stamped playfully
on the floor, chewing the guild like a sail
or, but, unlike some sailors. Valley was
not particular about splitting.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Here" said tv man who had been
approached by a mendicsnt, I'll give
you line to the Relief and Aid so
ciety. They always remember the
poor there"
yes" retorted the mendicant,
backing away, they remember them
too darned well. / tol' 'em two diff.
ferent stories in two weeks. an when
| toll 'em the second they remem.
bered oil about the first,"-Chicago
Post
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Its scandalous the way that man
across the street carries on while his
wife is away--snd with the curtains
up. tool" exclaimed the gossip. II de-
clare. I'm getting hardly bit Of
sleep"
"Is ne so noisy7" asked the caller.
"Oh. no; but II keeps me up watching
20 see what he and his friends are do
ing."-Chicago Post.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

LADY" said Meandering Mike, have
you any old clothesP"
"why the suit you have on looks al
most newt"
Oats jes' de point. want 20 git
some old ones to wear when tries To
pass dat dog o. yours. I'd kind o. like
to save desc. "-Washington Star.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

A lady. recently returned from Eu-
rope, while entertaining n party of
friends with descriptions of the won
derful things she had seen abroad.
mentioned the clock at Strasburg,
One young lady thereupon remarked:
"Oh. yes; have heard all about
that; and did you see the watch on
the Rhine. too?"-N. Y. Times.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

M. Oldtimer--I think the pay OF legis-
lators nowadays is outrageously high.
Mr.. Nowadays - Nonsense, mani
You don't know when you are well
of. wish they were paid more.
"More?"
Certainly. Pay 'em enough to sport
automobiles, steam yachts and race
horses Then they won't be so eternal
ly anxious TO sit at their desks and
spoil our laws."-N. Y. Weekly.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
Addition.
Wsaq

a boy sat porting DER his sum: 10
A listener might have heard Y.
Him mutterlng: 81 say. but this
Addition Is absurd
For here II Is as plain as life
That one and one make two;
Now. fancy teachers trying 10 Gram
Such rubbish into youl
For yesterday my sister Kate
She married Mr. Dunn:
The parson at the breakfast saidf
Now one and one are one!"
ALLY Sloper. IN
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12
II Deals I'm Dollars.

This Is a dollar store. isn't itp''
asked Gargoyle, as he presented him
self ut the counter of prominent
bank.
mo, sir" replied the teller. severe
ly: this Is bank"
"well, what's the difference7"-
Harlem Life.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Elizabeth don't see how you can
dance with that Charlie Nuthead!
always sit out my weltzes with him.
Josephine = Goodnessl l would
rather dance with him than sit and
hear him talk about himself.-Brook'
Ign Eagle.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

"That young widow is always so
pleasant. There's nothing like having
happy disposition"
mo, but there's such thing as car
rying a happy disposition too far
think SOP"
Eyes; for instance, when one laughs
at ones husbands funeral."-Phila-
delphia Press
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-04-12

Mrs. Latto-How did Mrs. Bilkins
ever get the reputation for being
such bore?
Mrs Barkey--She tried the expert
ment of making II point never to
say anything but good of anyone be-
hind their back.-Brooklyn Eagle.