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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-18
BREAKING THE WILDERNESS.

One cold Monday morning in the
month of January about two years
ago my father, brother and I with a
number of men started up Lake Yer
million to my fathers claim on Frazer s
Bay, about fifteen miles from the town
of Tower on the Iron Range. It was
showing very hard, but as we were in
sleigh we did not mind it much.
We arrived at the camp at 3 O'Clock.
Then we ate our dinner and at o'clock
my brother, the driver and [ set out
for home with two men who had
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-18
TOO HOT FOR SUGAR.

My sister liked brown sugar day while mother
downtown she climbed into the cupboard and began
to eat something from can. She expected to my
mother in the door any time, she put a~whole
teaspoonful into her mouth In her mistake she had
eaten red-pepper. '.Mama, mama, ct 'ome poison,
cried. thing it must have been scorching
as hot lava from Mount Vesuvus. Just she climb
ing down from the shelf, who should appear but mother
tWhat you dones mother asked. She at sent
for the doctor thinking that my sister had eaten poison
Ny sister has since eaten anything until she
positive she knew what it
: B Sixth Grade, Helen Cooper,
Motley School 1875 Huron st. Sc.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-18

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-18
HE WOULD STAY.

We have shepherd deg whose name is Macbeth.
We call him Mac'' for short. When bought him he
was only fluffy puppy few months DID, but now he is
grown dog of years Three years ago this summer
when we were moving in from the lake we gave him
to friend whose home about six miles from ours
He kept him tied that day and the next. We moved
In that day. The third day my friend Mac then
went to the house for something but when he
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MRS. jEff E3S0A DAVIS DEAD.
Lived 20 Be Eighty Surviving Hsf
husband Seventeen Years.
Had 0een Ealing % Heolth For the
Last rbleg ealS]lc Was Va
rins Howell, Of Mississippi.

New YORK Clty-Mrs. Jefferson
Davis. widow of tha Confederate
President. 4.ed in ber apartments ut
the Hotel Majestic she bad Been
unconscious for twenty-four hours
Mrs, Davis caught q severe cold ana
pneumonia developed.
Her last hours of Consciousness
were spent in recalling old war time
"reminiscences. Her mind was per
fectly clear and she recognized with
out difficulty ali who approached Der
bedside.
With her al the tliue OF aar DEAN
were her pastor. the Rev. Or Nathan
A. SeGgle, OF ST. Stephens Episcopal
Church, Mrs. ]. Addison Hayes, of
Colorado Springs. Mrs. Davis only
living daughter; DR.. Gerald L WEBB
and Mrs. Webb, who is q g~randdaugh-
ter; Jefferson HAYES Davis, Of Prince
ton n. J., q grandson, Mrs. Joseph
PuIJZer who was Miss Kate Davis,
Miss G Z. Patson, a niece. and Dr..
Robert Il Wylie.
Funeral services were ueid at the
Hotel Majestic and the body was
ldhEu 10 1AiShLi1tD, Va Aa- GtIFGl-
Mrs. Davis was born in Mississippi.
in old Adams County. In 1925, Va
riua Howell, IS her maiden name
was, became The wife Of Jefferson
Davis b-fore she completed her eigh-
tcalth Year Her father was distin-
suisbed Tor service in New Orleans IN
the War 81 1912, and the Howell tam
i,y was among the most prominent Of
that section She wa Davis sec
d viz, 4is G1st wifSs augnter OF
G5no44t |lylo., gsterwe. President
OF the United States, having dic5 a
short time after their marriage.
MS Davis was known td- he~ clear
judgment aud she decided the crsr
time that she saw her future hns-
band. who was then Ghj.t1 TX Years
old, that he was The right han che
va tbsn seventeen year o}f ana was
invited al taat tjue to gcIa over 10
|'7a hurricane. me Davi4pIaca. be
meet Jefferson VINO hao ieen away
from home Tor Il long tim9 She nad
never seen MIN before ia. ne mad
been making 9 great reputation for
himself at thal time and his fame
had spread throughout the Stale
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NO nAWDLENG
4 Man OF 20 After Finding uoGse
Hurt Him, Stopped skort,

Whom & / has lived 10 be 40
years old with a 40-year-old habit
grown TO him like Q knot en- a tree.
chances are hen stick TO the nnbit
till he dies.
But occasionally the spirit Of youth
ana determination remains In tome
men TO the last day OF their lives
When such men do and any habit OF
life has been doing them harm. they
surprise the Oslerites by a degree OF
will power that Is supposed to belong
to men under 20, only.
II had been q user Of coffee unci
three years ngo-a period OF 90 yeara
and am now TO-" writes q N. Oak
man. Il was extremely nervous and
d%ebilitated. and saw plainly that /
must make q change.
81 am thankful to say ! had the
nerve to quit coffee at once and take
on Postum without any dswdling,
and experienced no Ill effects. On the
contrary, I commenced to gain, losing
my Nervousness within two months.
also gaining strength and health
otherwise,
For a man of my age, | am very
we'll and hearty. | sometimes meet
persons who have not made thelr
Postum right and don't like It. But
tell them to boil 1t long enough.
and call their attention to my looks
now, and before used II. that seem.
convincing.
Nov. when have writing to do
or long columns of Gsures to cast ~,
feel equal to Il and can get through
my work without the faeged out feel
ing OF old" Name given by the Pos.
tum Co, Battle Creek. Mich. READ
The book, The Road to Wellyllle.
10 pkgs, There = reason"
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

Unusual activity marks the howl.
ing season.
Siliko won the $4,000 Trottine
Fntlrity at TIE Lexington XVI
trick.
Athletes from the battlesnip Ken
tucRy the games held by the
squadron at Bar Harbor, Ne.
Robert Leroy. OF Columbia won
the Intercollegiate lawn tennis cham
pionship for the second time.
Clarence II. Mackay's four-in-hand
tandem teams were winners at the
Piping Rock Horse Show, Locust Val
ley, H.. J.
The failure OF Syracuse to score
against Yale turned all eyes toward
the New Haven football squad.
"Lotta ana Jack" Crabtree's
trotting geldine NAT Boy won The
$1,000 Massachusetts Stake at the
ReadVille track.
Young Erne oatpointed INK Rus
sell at the Philadelphia National
Athletic CiI0 iii one of the most ex.
citing iouts that has ever been seen
there.
The new football game is more
rapie that the old one and there
were no tiresome delays-no time
taken our for injuries 10 players. No
tricks 20 eaia ume.
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The National Game.

Chicago has now won seven Ma
tional League pennants to Eoston's
eight.
Cincinnati viii PROBABLY sign IN
glauh to play first base next year.
Deal won't do,
Speaking about great left handed
pitchers, don't forget Doc" White.
OF the While So4.
The P~ittsburg Club has secured
catcher Hughes. late Of the Water
bury Comm Club.
Cincinnati's new pitcher, Del Ma
son, is built on the Vic Wills order
ano looks like A good one
The Chicago Americans got going
BY landing Dougherty sud Hahn
Neither addition cost muca.
The Chicago Nationals have laid
down more hunts this season thaI
any other club i'll either league
The st. Louis National players are
said to be great for painting under
the eyes 70 Kill the SUI S glare.
There are very few outheldels in
the business that nave anytbing on
Danny Hoffman on covering groInd.
The best winning record ever made
in tbs American League was by tbal
Boston Clrh Ia 1900, pinety-nss
games.
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Newsy Gicauiags

The Treasury Department IS 0uy
ing silver.
On the monument TO Victor En-
manuel II. in Rome 81 0o0,000 has
already been spent and s1soQQ OCe
more win be required.
With over $4,000 members the
Baptists OF ths new state Of Okla
homa are in the lead
The mex world s Y. III. g. \. con
terence will be held at Barmen-hIb2r-
held. Germany. in 1909
4 London paper printed d rumor
Of a plot to bfow UP Lord Rothschila
and other prominent Jews.
Harvard opened with a freshman
class Of 500.
More snti-cleric4l riots occurred
Valencia Spain. Troop had u he
called out to disperse the mob
The United states Steel Corp1ra-
ton acquired the Great Northern
Railroads ore lands in Minnesota.
Two armed terrorists were arrest.
ed in ne palace al Peterhof, Russia.
charged with jlottipg TO kill the En-
pcrcr
Coiots Fleis cnman, Of Cincinnati
lh9 hls returned from the Are
VS. hunted aa1 killed pa
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A Dcsdhead.

Francis Wilson was talking at the
Players Club about the ignorance Of
dramatic literature tnat is toe preya-
lent IN America, according to D
writer n the Springfield tMo) re-
publican.
why" said Nj. Wilson. "a com
p6ny was playing she Stoop5 TO Con-
Quer' in q small Western town last
winter when & man without any
money, wishing 70 see the show.
stepped up to the box Office and said
Pass me IN. please.
The box Office man gave & loud,
harsh laugh.
"'Pass You in? What for2' az
asked
The applicant drew himself NJ
and answened haugbtily;
What for? Why, because I am
Oliver Goldsmith, author OF the
play
"'oh, 1 beg your pardon. sir r..
piled the other IN q shocked voice, 5
he hurriedly wrote out al order for
a box"
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ORPHANS STARVED 20 DEATH.
accusations Brought against Cologa-
do brotherhood Of Light"

Denver, Col.-That a dozen chill
dren entrusted 10 the Brotherhood
OF Light" by the Denver authorities
have starved 10 death is the direct
charge Of the State Humane Society
The Brotherhood Of Light colony
is located on d ranch 400 miles
southwest OF Denver, and is in charge
Of c. c. Rose and others. who send
solicitors over the State 20 gather
funds IS support the orphans, which
it makes A specially ot boarding. OF
twenty children In the custody Of the
brotherhood only sever are alive.
The older Of the survivors are in the
fields with The adults.
IT is charged by Secretary L. X.
Whitehead, of the State Bureau of
Chsld and Animal Protection; II 3.
ke-rs agent of the bureau, and DR..
NJ. ri. Sears, Of the State Bureau OF
Health. that all the children who
have died at the colony have starved
TO death as a result Of the peculiar
diet, on the vegetarian order, that
the religion of the brotherhood pre-
scribes for all who would be holy"
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

A man has invented q cement shin
gle. 1t is a metal single covered
with cement, and is really a tile as
lasting as stone. AS cement becomes
more known, and 1t is learned that
every nan a make his own cement,
there will be a boom ii cement build
Ing. The great cost of building has
been the Increased cost for material
and the high price Of skilled labor
With cement there need be only one
skilled nan and plenty Of common
labor, ven in building houses.
The price OF cement is quite high
now, but there are vast supplies and
no possible monopoly. Cheap ma
chimes for making the blocks and
plenty OF sand and a little knowledge
is the foundation. and The price out
side the cities viii be cheaper. We
are beginning the cement age, and
concrete houses will be tha houses
Of the fulure. Building lumber of
good quality is almost impossible ard
brick and stone IRE cut Of reach, so
cement Is the Observation-Disclosures
Ledger,
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Watts de matte. wild Forty
two" asked the first messenger boy
Il jist seer him -uuniu' 30 beat de
band.
''G'ont" rerlied the other. "de
wus on'y runnin' to kethch up to de
band. Dey VIZ 4 parade jist went
down lie street. '--Catboiic Standard
and Times.
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Generating Electricity at PITS Month.


OF recent years a good deal has
heen said aaout g~enerating electricity
at the pits mouth. and transmitting
It 10 various Industrial centres, But
would be s.derably cheaper 10
manufacture producer gas al the pits
mouth and transmit It through pipes
&c the industrial centres Their to use
1t For driving gas engines for nerat~
'2g electricity and also q heating
purposes and furnace wors. the
question Of the distribution and t-ans-
mission Il power must rot be con
fused. For The former IT is agreed
t-l there is ao agent I'D compare
nth electricity. For the latter E@r-
pose it is suggested that it is mora
economical TO employ producer pas
ind piping han electricity ana cables
-~Scieptlla American
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pounds. | was having terrible pain
IN the kidneys and the ~secretions
psssod almost i~nvolnntariiy. NY left
leg swelled until 1t was thirty-tour
inches around, and the doctor tapped
It night and morning until ! coJid no
longer stand it, and then ne advised
amputat9n. J refused, and tegan
using Dean s kidney Pills. The swell
Ing subsided gradually, the urine he
came natural and all my pain" and
aches disappeared. have been well
now for ai1e years since using Doan's
Kidney PMS
For sale by all dealers. so cents
: box, sosLof-1Iilburn Co. Buffalo,
n v.
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MANI KILLED IN MINE.
Terrible Result cf Firedgup Explo-
sion in English CoiIiery.

Durham, England-As q result Of
an explosion ~ the Wtn gate co.lierY,
near here, thtsty-fvc miners have
been killed ana 200 were temporarily
entombed 1t was fortunate that few
Of the 1900 men employed were in
Tho mine when the explosion took
place. The cause is supposed To have
been firedarnp. The explosion YVES
heavy. and in WiDgate town many
windows were broken.
Soon after the news OF the accident
1ecame hnown crowds of half clad
eople were rushing toward the mine,
ia there were he8rtrending scenes
nc the mouth OF the pi-.
Family ACE Toadstools; Tl,ree Dead,
Al Anderson Ind. ATS. Robert
Airol is dead. making The third dealg
in n family from eating toadstoOla
rs mistake for mushrooms
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YEARS or AGONY.
Who'll Fart Nothing But Proud EIesa~
Had "a Use sruteltes - "CnticuIa
Remedies Best on Earth"

in the year 1895 she side OF my righ;
loot was cut of from The little ;og down
to the heel, aud the physician who bad
charge Of NJ was trying 10 sey Up the
SIZE oI ny foot, but vita no success. At
last my whole loot and way up aboga ny
calf was nothing but proud iiesb. / SUE
fered untold agonies Ter four years, and
tried different physicians and oil Kinds Of
ointments, ! could walk only With
crutches. Ia two weeks afterwards | saw
a change in ny iirnb. Then / began Gsing
Cuticura Soap and Ointment often during
the day. and kept it IN ior seven months.
when my limb was healed op just the
same as il never had trouble. 1t IS
eight months now since / stopped using
Cutrcura Remedies, the best on Gods
earth 1 an working at the present day,
after five years Of suffering. The cost OF
Culicura Ointment and Soap was only SO.
but the doctors bills were more Ike 1850.
John N Lloyd, 7i8 5. Arch Ave, Al
lance. Ohio, June Il. 1908"
rs unsafe to bury The dead past--better
cremate it.
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Posi- ia DEEICIn &c


$40 1886 tog 1906 INST si4,.
53a For the Prev year
Washington, D. C.@ stn,aster.
General Cortelyou has gHIsn omt q,
advance statement of thy racainfa
and expenditures Of the Ptkta1 Sarw,
ice for the fiscal year endef Jnna a
1905. 1t shows & reduGs,n NJ the
annual defcj. from $14,N52 E3419
for 1895 TO sto,516.9 95.9 KFnr yqoS
over $4,000, o0O-or Z, Z 2 nay.
cent.
The ,0tal receipts for 5e06 wara
1857, 932.762.95, an iucleesa ova,.
1905 OF @l5.td6.197.S5. wfsch ;e ths
greatest increase FOR any VA in frc
hi5t0rv Of U.s service. Thenar cont
IF increase in receipts foI '1oNe ie
$3.50. 81 compared with 6.42foy fqo@
The total expenditures dutng feoe
We~o $l72 449, 1859, n j~,nreaee ~
S~3l,050.6o3.G6 over 1925. Tba rar
cent. OF increase is less tfan for a
urmEef OF years, and is sEaner nv
one-gniJd than the per cell of IN.
crease du ilE 1905.
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CLurcl-"Going to Chicago. J
heart"
Gothan-"Yes, / have TO star,
to-day
You'll go Oh the train that's only
ggne night On the road s%uppose?"
I NO; the train / go on will be two
lights en- The road. You see, I want
u put It of as Icing IS possible. -
Yoqkers Statesman.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

aaIu-1u sonr,nues TO be he pre-
1iae as1 Industry Of British CoInrI.
bic. u t905 the output was 1,167,-
4Gc cases. vaiued at ~$5.750,000.
over lt,0oc coo salmon we're re-
r,.lred 10 fl the 100000 cans,
AND it IS estimated that an equal dis
tribution among the entire ropuja-
ton would have supr'tal zoo cans
for every man oman and CHA II
the province
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Better Than tho Original.

Jenks--'I just saw Kammerer's
picture of your wife. You don't like
il, do your"
Hennepecked-"yes, indeed"
Jenks--fWhy, it doesn't look like
heY."
MISUNDERSTANDING not, but
It doesn't talk like her. either. -
Philadelphia Ledger.
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So Does the Felegraph.

"Wnl You wait for the answer"
asked the telegraph operator IN the
hotel lobby, "or shall l send it up 70
your room?"
"Oh," replied the woman, who had
telegraphed to her husband, "I guess
you'd better send it up to my room.
1t will take some time to get a reply
from John; he shutters so."-Phila-
Gelphia Ledger.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19
SAM JONES, nEvIvALfsT. DEAD.
Famous Fighting Preacher Who Was
Feared by Aiquot Rims.

Little Rock. Ark.-Wbeu a porter
went 10 q berth occupied by the Rev.
Sam Jones, the re~vlvalist, in the
sleeper Of a train running 10 Memphis
on the oklahoma, Chootaw and Gulf
Line, to awaken him he found the
famous preacher dead. a physician
said the revivaiist probably died
about 4 o'clock in the morning II
so. the hrst day Of Jones sixtieth
year was his last. He was fgty-nine
years old The evangelist's health
long had been so poor that almost
any severe attack of hea or stomach
trouble would be likely 10 carry him
off suddenly. Friends il this city
took charge Of the body temporarily
pending instructions from the preach
ar's home in Cartersville, Ga.
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a Wise Man

Dashaway-"I want you 10 meet
Miss Hopper, Stunning girl Jugs
back from Europe"
Cleyerton-H Her frst visia?"
Yes"
We'll, old man, If 1t All the same
10 you, I'll wait nntn she's gotten
through telling about it."-Life.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19
Not Easy to Do,

Pop began little Patsy, at the
table, kin 7 have some"
Here now!' Interrupted his fl.
Their. we've 6 plate full O. food be,
fore We"
Eyes. but
We'll, thin, kape yer mout' SHUT
an ate it."-Philadelphia Press.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19


ana l7vestfg- -snA An ea-oe-
saeke after g.-s.g re- a-G arog-
ali possessed r.-. a--- " syr77e
Yhse!~ a., fr-
W. -sts II isaac pfnt -ao
a builder sr4 -.a. s-ats ooa4st~r ar
the.f ea.Iv nrr.-el life was married or
p-rrg1e~;5r r-r l.4-irass. f.1ay Iad
f0ur Children .lr.s sons sa5 Il
daH vhtsr
;, gs.h;-~.a l
IL r-~ ~. N ,ehers - "a
tas , gu. ,o5t-5r.s So -
end he.os. rature's own r-sa4e6;es-
calling ii o physician Cd In specially
urgent asef. By tgaditiou and sE.
perience -l71- az tacn gsined a Hor-
dSrful knovlsd 8 Of ghe cura Ire prop
critics OF The various roots ana herbs
Mrs Piukhan tool n great interest
IA tie study ot roots and herbs. their
Characteristics and power over disease
She uai1taiueG hat lust as nature 50
boantful.r p-ayides 81 the harvest
aeld1 as.. asC1rr6s vegetable focas %
al kinds; so, NJ ne 5at t..ke the pains
q IND .ae1n, n TIE o aud here's
OF the field I'll ere ara remedies eN-
pfessly aeelgnao 70 cqss 11e yaEl2hS3
~ 90 -N-5sseS - --Io 90. lt-
a. 60 ~ ~"NF.+AE ~ H~@t[- -r'T
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19
Il AL Eenends.

"Haren't 7 q right to do as I. like
with my money!" inquired the multi.
millionaire.
You have" answered t1a sardonlc
person, "if your lawyer IS smart
enough to draw up a will that can't
be contested Washington Star.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19
School Fees.

Oh Of the old schoolmarms OF Sails.
oary' Mass, was Elizabeth Eastman,
VINO reeived ten cents per day for
tuition. N old bill for t~wenty-four
weeks s$2.Fl, which was a deduction
or Twelve Cuts for absences. was
found recently dated 1924. It was the
CUSTOM ID tbsse days for pupils TO
carr their fueAwith them and il vas
probably done a tr'e case. A bill of
Master Walsh, later ten years later,
70 tuition Of the anne pupil. gives me
p.tce as 1913 N schooling Of thirteen
wscks-
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Wen Supplied Already.

why done you get an automo.
oile?"
M uaar sir" was the answer, ~
don't need 1t. 1 have a dog, three
life insurance policies and a boil. !
have trouble enough "-Washington
z.af.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19
Hanged For DoubIe ggufder.

Daniel Francis, q negro, was
hanged in the jail at Chicago foi.the
murder OF his wife and Mrs. Mary
Scroggs in a curtain cleaning shop
conducted by two women Francis
accused Mrs. Seroggs Of causing
trouble between himself and wife.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19
nJRroN MUST GO ri TAT.
Supreme Court Refuses g kehony;no
Sc Tie ~eX-Senatc5

y ne eX-SenatG
Washington, d. c. 1o oorsA.
Guence Of a decision handa' ~, :,
The Uniled States Supremdranr+
Ssuatol Joseph r. BuIta1 ~ Gso-.
sas. must go 20 Jail TO s. eix
-.-itnS ~sSh'eHCe. me cG;rt denied
ease tr which he was convhfea of ao-
oaptirs au attorneys zee wnile he
was serving as i Senator il . raea in
which the Government gas sufer-
esteG.
There was no formal s-rno,nca
AeiI oL t9e acton IN tle Burton
1aSe - open COURT. inc C1ef Justice
mere! udu'lhs DtleA me- orandum
to the clerk Just before coyyaning
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

That Cocter that examined me
told No my heart vas beating at the
gate o. 80 per minute"
Well, he's the worst circulation
tiar ] have ever heard of."-Judge.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

r. G. Fairbanks, son OF The Vice.
Itesia~h'' ana MISS Neill' Scott, of
Pittsoarg. eloped and Wen married
il S~teubenville, Ohio.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19
Great Lack.

II near you and Jones have been
out hunting
Yes-iust got back"
ibid you have any luGls?
~ should say ! did, Tones only his
ua once cleveland Leade.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

The Queen OF Italy is a dead shot
and practices with both gun and r.,
yolvsT on the island Of Monte Cristo
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

CriIac Rampant IN San Francisco.
Tie reign Of petty crime in San
Francisco caused the ~summoning of
2 mass meeting to organize q com
Qirten of safety
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

toms OF kidney trOU
bic from the time z
mustered OUT of
she army bat i'm ali
my lie neV sul-
ferej as ia 1891
Haa1aches. dizziness
and sleeplessuess
first. and then dropsy,
/ was weak and help
less. having run down
from 1Cn fn lTE
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-10-19

Il certain prominent miaiste vas
compelled no long ago to s.Ta strict
orders that while Re vas engaged fl
the preparation of hts sermons ria
young son aus ae kept reasonably
quiet. in spite mi this, however,
here Arose one morning e most az
tonishing noise 81 banging and ham
nering. which seemed to indicate
mat the steam-laatiIE pipes were
being knocked to pieces Hlrryiug
GU. Of his study, the minister en-
c9uBfered his wife.
My dear, what "a the world Is
Bobby doing3' he asked.
Why he is only 3eatius on the
radiator downstairs" was the some
What surprised reply,
We'll, he must stop IT, me minis
ter said decidedly.
q don't think he Will harm ID,
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Journal.
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statesman
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States a. least a million dollars, it is
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