The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1906-09-13
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-Haye you met him soclally5" deal
me. no. Only In a business way.
married his daughter."-Life
wigg-Do you believe that ever,
man has his price7 Nagg-No. Lot
OF men give themselves away.-Phila
delphia Record
you two are thrown together q
great deal. aren't your" you bet We
ride home on the same car at siz
o'clock"-CIeyeIand Leader.
Ethyl-Did Annette get anything out
OF her breach-of-promise suitf Babetts
Nothing at all the man decided &c
marry her.-Detroit Free Press
Harduppe-If you will LEI me have q
iyer l shall be everlastingiy indebted
TO you. Miserleigh-les. that's why !
must decline TO let you have it-rowu
and Country.
Are they college men7" -No; mere
ly college boys Just freshmen" -Ah
they're not the finished product
mo: merely 'Rah msteriaL"-Phila.
deIphia Press.
curate (who is going TO describe his
little holiday In lovely Lucerne)- My
dear friends-I will not call you ladies
and gentlemen" since ! know you too
seil."-Punch.
Little Boy-My has so much
money that she can buy everything she
wants 10. Little Girl-That's nothing.
Ny m Is so rich she can buy all
the things she doesn't want-Puck-
Women don't have logical mindsl-
said shrewd blunfly. They don't need
them II they're as lucky Ms ! am" said
bis wife sweetiy. You see. ! have you
think for me."-Detroit Free Press.
yea" she sneered. during one OF
their frequent quarrels. Il married you
for pity. and now You don't
get any" be interrupted. -for all our
friends lavish Il on me."-Philadelphis
Press
cadley-No: be isn't In our social set
any more. wiseman-So understand
Cadiey-Yes. be dropped out some time
ago. wlseman-why. be gave me TO
understand be climbed out-Philadel-
phiA Press.
Teacher-Johnny. for what is Swift
erland famous7 scholar-why-m'm
Swiss cheese. Teacher-0h. some
thing grander. more impressive. ors
tremendous. schoiar-Limburgerf-
Cleveland Leader.
Jones-There are some queer turns
IN life. Jlnks-I know IL. I turned up
az a girls house tonight. got turned
down and turned out. and now I'm go
Ing home 10 turn on the gas and turn
ln-Town Topics.
caston-I tell you. old man. Miss
watkyns Is a mighty sensible glrl-the
most sensible Girl. ! think. I EVER knew.
Alphonse-I think you're right my boy.
| wouldn't advise you 90 propose TO her.
-somerville Journal
Say. did you bear that cbolly Soft,
ed had had a serious operation per
formed on him latelyz" what was III
Appendiclusy~ mo; worse than that
His rich uncle cut him out OF his Will"
-Raltimorc American.
MIRA crawford-Irs strange where
all the dust from. isn't III Mrs
crabxhaw-yes. indeed. As far as
can sec. the only thing around the
house that doesn't gather dust is the
servsnt-Harper's Bazaar.
what was the most important bin
you ever bad anything to do within
asked the interviewer. The bill that
did most for me- answered Senator
Sorghum. was a bill for services rem
observation-disclosures Star.
You are an angeii" the young man
declared. Nonsense" retorted the de
vout high church damsci. do you
know that the foremost religious digni-
taries have decided hat there are 10
angels OF the female sexy"-Pittsburs
Post
Elderly Mar (greeting former ac
qualntance)-f remember your facs
perfectly. miss. but your name has IS
capped me-" The Young Woman
don't wonder. IL escaped me three
years ago. I am married now.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Il would propose to you but I fear
the effects OF the excitement. When I
am excited my heart beats so family
that Il Is scarcely noticeable. ~well.
you know what the proverb saysT
what proverby' Faint heart never
won fair lady."-Cieveland Plain Deal
err.
Judge" said Mrs starvem to the
magistrate who had recently come to
with her. "f'm particularly any
to have you try this chicken soup"
Il have tried It." replied the magis
"and my decision Is that the
has proved an allbi."-PhIla-
Press.
Mr.. BROWNIE regret to say. dear.
hat-er-concerning that birthday gift
promised you-er-diamonds are up
n price now. higher than I can afford
Hrs. Browne-I'm sorry. dear. Mr..
3rowne-yes. It IL a sapfnintlng-
drs. Browne-Yes, it's too bad that
-oull have to pay more than you can
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