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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09

ment. Messrs. Neill and Reynolds
were sent to Chicago to check up Nc
Cabe's report.
Charles P. Neill is a native Of Illinois
and has been commissioner Of labor
since February, 1905. He was educat.
ed at Georgetown university, took post
graduate courses at Johns Hopkins and
Chicago universities and was for many
years professor Of economics at the
Catholic university, Washington. On
the recommendation Of John Mitchell,
president Of the United Mine Workers,
Mr.. Neill was appointed assistant re-
corder of the anthracite coal strike
commission of 1903.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
The MIX Stratner.

The cause Of many Of the most Oh
jectionable troubles in d%airying. such
as early souring, ropy milk. bad odors
and all sorts Of abnormal fermenta-
ticns, have been traced to the filthy
condition Of the milk strainer. The
strainer Immediately after use should
be thoroughly rinsed in cold or luke
warm water, then washed in hot wa,
ter, freeing the fine meshes from all
foreign substances, then rinsed In boil
ing water, sterllized by steam or boil
ing In clean water and dried In the
sunlight or In a clean room.-American
Cultivator.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Unnecessary Expense.

Acute attacks of collie and dlarrhoea
come on without warning and prompt
relief must be obtained. There is no
necessity of mourning the expense of
a physicians service in such cases if
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy is at hand. A dose
of this remedy will relieve the patient
before a doctor could arrive. 1t has
never been known to fail, even in the
most severe and dangerous cases and no
family should be without it. For sale
by n. p. McGruer, Langdon and Easily.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Use of Farm Manure.

In his lecture. The Use Of Farm
Manure" Professor Henry Snyder at
the national dairy show said that COM
posting Of farm was not gen
orally advised. Direct application Of
the manure to the soil was considered
more advisable. The use of composted
manur for special purposes was not
ed. When manure was composted the
Importance Of excluding the air from
the manure piles and regulating the
moisture supply was pointed out and
also the losses from making a number
Of small Il piles in fields. 1t was
shown that the use Of the manure
spreader would obviate the necessity Of
making numerous small piles In the
field.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09

1t is alleged that Governor Cooling has
issued a public manifesto declaring the
guilt Of the defendants and that he has
proof Of their guilt. The fact that
Judge Smith is an %appointee of the
governor is set forth, and the allega-
ton is made that he is subject to the
governors influence.
William D. Haywood is secretary
treasurer of the Western Federation Of
Miners, of which organization Meyer
is president. George A. Pettibone was
formerly a member Of the federation,
but of late years has been in business
in Denver.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Jack London as a Musician,

Jack London, the author, was intro
duced one day to a musician.
II, too, am a musician in a small
way" London said. my musical tai
ent was once the means of saving my
life"
"How was that?" the musician asked.
'"There was a great flood in our town
in my boyhood," replied London.
when the water struck our house my
father got on a bed and floated with
the stream until he was rescued"
"And you?" said the musician.
"Well," said London, II accompanied
him on the piano."-Ladies' Home
Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
CATCHING TROPICAL Eishes.

In the Bermuda Islands some Of the
gorgeous tropical fishes found in the
clear waters of that group are caught
for aquariums by the use of a long
handled dipnet equipped with a per-
cussion cap. This cap is exploded
by means of an electric storage bat.
terry, carried by the fisherman, if that
name implies, who seeks out and
stuns the inny beauties, when the
fishes nose the cap about in their curl
OsttY.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Manly Hero
dam until eight weeks or two month

dam until eight weeks or two months
old before weaving. They will by this
time be able to eat enough to keep them
growing and thrifty and the SOW bred
again for a fall litter within a week or
ten days after the pigs are weaned.
This keeps the old sows from getting
too f1eshy, as they will often do when
let run during the summer time on
good pasture. Young sows should be
left INBRED after this first litter to let
them grow and mature before farrow-
ing their second litter.-Wisconsin Agri-
c%ulturist.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Poultry Notes.

Cleanliness is next to goodness in
poultry culture as much as in anything
else. Clean quarters keep down the
lice, prevent sickness and add to the
good returns.
Lice soon weaken the strongest fowls,
check egg production and make the
business Improbable.
Good sharp grit prevents Indigestion.
A neglected case Of indigestion will
lead to liver trouble; then the fowls go
light and die.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
The Idaho Murder Trial.

The trial of Charles H. Meyer, VIII
liam d. Haywood, officers Of the West
ern Federation Of Miners. and G. A.
Pettibone, who are charged with the
murder of former Governor Frank
S~teunenberg Of Idaho, promises to be
long drawn out. When the prisoners
were called to the bar ut Caldwell.
Ida, their attorneys filed notice Of nj.
legged disqualifcations which should
prevent District Judge Smith from sit
ting as trial Judge and rave notice Of
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Gem Of Phillips Brooks.

These are truths; we are all Of US
Gods children; every soul is made for
purity, and has no right to sin; no
soul can do its duty anywhere with.
out a thrill Of richer life running
through all the world.-Phillips
Brooks.
A world of truth IN a few words:
Nearly all other cough cures are cons-
tipating, especially those containing
opiates. Kennedy's Laxative Honey
and Tar moves the bowels. Contains
no opiates.' You a get it at Burke &
Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Summer Diarrhoea in Children.

During tina hot weather of the sum-
mer months the first unnatural loose
ness of a child's bowels should have
immediate attention, SO as to check the
disease before it becomes serious. All
that is necessary IS a few doses of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy followed by a dose of
NJ. o. S%tockland, pastor of the First M.
e. church Little Falls, Mimi, writes:
"We have used Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for
several years n find it a very valuable
remedy, especially for summer disorders
in children" Sold by N. E McGruer,
Langdon and Easily.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
VandaIs in Palace.

The famous tapestries of the Pal
ace of Fontainebleau have been cut
and slashed until they are almost in
shreds, and the sculptures and carved
wood r1antelpieces have been Clipped
in score Of places. The damage,
aside from that to the tapestries, is
estimated at SS5, 900.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
PEOPLE OF THE DAY
Packing House Investigation

The investigation OF the Chicago
packing houses by Charles P. Neill and
James B. Reynolds, specially commits
stoned by President Roosevelt for that
purpose, will doubtless result in a thor
ough reform of the inspection system
in the meat industry. The first inspec-
ton was made by George p. McCabe.
solicitor for the agricultural depart
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Stomach Trouble and Constipation.

No one can reasonably hope for good
digestion when the bowels are consti-
pated. Mr.. Chas. Baldwin, of Edwards
vile, ILL.,, says, 81 suffered from chronic
constipation and stomach trouble for
several years, but thanks to Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets am
almost cured" Why not get a package
of these tablets and get we'll and stay
we'll? Price 25 cents. For sale by N. E.
McGruer, Langdon and Easily.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Pines of Scaneina. la,

The longest-lived trees n ro"thern
Europe are the pires &f %crv.* 9
Sweden, bat SO years is tsc.y seat,
est period. Gerra"T's c,!c.~s oa!.s
live only a little moro Kan SEQ yea
Don't drag along with a dull, bilious,
heavy feeling. You need a pill. Use
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the ia
nous little pills. Do not sicken or grippe,
but results are SUI Sold by Burke &
Co..
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Legal Butter.

ruled that butter which contains over
16 per cent Of water is subject to the
internal revenue taxes on a%dulterated
butter. This means that makers must
pay a license fee Of 5000 per year and
b tax of 10 cents a pound on the prod
uct and that dealers must pay a IL
n fee of $3.50 Il year. National
StOckmIn.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Age of a Heifer.

In a heifer at three years of age
three pairs Of broad teeth should be
fully up and in wear, and the corner
milk teeth may be shed or shedding.
with the corner permanent teeth ap-
pearing through the gums.-American
Cultivator.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Beef Cracklings For Fowl.

Beef cracklings may be fed to either
chicks or adult fowls. They should be
ground rather fine and for chick feed
ing the coarser particles should be sift-
cd out. They should be fed in the
same manner as beef scrap.-Reliable
Poultry Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09

In this state it is not necessary to
serve a five days notice for eviction of a
cold. Use the original laxative cough
syrup, Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar. No opiates. Sold by Burke & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Excuse for Youths Wild Oats.

Youth will have it's fling, and it is
;!ndeniable that many of those who
aid and respectable citizens have
en- those who sowed their wild oats
est profusely in their young days.
.adon T~eleSraph.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Fun in figures.

For the benefit of readers who are
fond of curiosities in figures, it may
be mentioned that 142,S57 multiplied
by either l, 2, 8, 4, 5, or 6, gives the
same figures in the same order, be-
ginning at a different point; but, If
multiplied by Z, gives all mines.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09

Why does the sun burn? Why does
u mosquito stirg? Why do we feel un-
happy in the Good Old Summer Time?
Answer: we don't. We use DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Snlve, and these little Ills
don't bother us. Lea u to look for the
name on the box to get the genuine.
Sold by Burke A. Co,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Sell the GeldinEs.

AS q rule, geldings will prove W.
profitable to keep on the farm. Sell
them when matured and either use
good brood mares or growing colts to
do the farm work.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09

Linen finished calling cards at tins
Office.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09
Flower Takes Place of Ring.

A wedding without a ring seems in
c%ongruous. but in Cadiz. Spain, no ring
is used. After the ceremony the
bridegroom moves the flower in his
brides hair from left to right, for in
various parts of Spain to wear a rose
above your right ear is to proclaim
yourself a wife.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09

Prof. Tyler, Of Amherst college, said
recently: ga mar can live comfortably
without brains: no nan ever existed
without II digestive system. The dys
peptic has neither faith, hope or chart.
ty.' Day by day people realize the i'm,
%portance of caring for their digestion;
realize the need OF the use of a little
corrective after overeating, A correc-
tive like Kodol For Dyspepsia. 1t d.
costs what you eat. Sold by Burke &
Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-08-09

The Age to wean Pigs.
The pies should remain with their
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AIexa,.oria. 6azettx.
SATURDAY EVENING. SEPT. 90. 1906,
Brought to Book at Last.

Tlbbie was a Scotch lass, hardwork-
Ing and comely. She ruled over a
grateful and suppressed family OF New
Englanders for eight years, and then
announced her intention OF marrying
within six weeks.
II suppose 1t is Rab whom you mean
to marry. Tibbe?" asked her nominal
mistress, referring to tall, mild raced
young Scotchman who had spent more
or less time In Tibble's spotless kitchen
for the last three years.
at is" announced Tlbble calmly.
"Here he's been coming and sitting WI
me all these times and never a word G
merging. So at long last / said to
him, III you've no mind to tax me, Rab,
ye can jlst say so. and I'll spend nae
more on bright ribbons to sit up WI
We, but I'll TAX my money to buy one
of those talking machines that plays
tunes, after I've paid for n strip O
new ollcloth to cover the floor where
you've worn out the old one, and then
I'll TAX my releegious books and settle
down in quiet
"Rabbe was so concerned at my
drear prospects and the thoughts o
my savings he said he would haze me
whenever I got ready"
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Sufficiently Identified.

She walked into a branch bank on
upper Broadway and pushed a check
through the paying teller's window.
"You will have to be identified" said
he. II don't know you, madam"
"You don't, eh?" said the woman,
with fire in her eye. Aren't you the
father of the Smith family that has u
fat In the Pileremln apartmentsT
yes"
"Well, l am the red headed janitress
that your wife's always complaining
about. When you left home this morn
ing I heard you say: Emily, If our
children get fighting with that old fury
In the basement don't quarrel with her.
Wait till l get home and let me talk
with her. Now, If you think you can
get the best of an argument with
Here's your money, madam" said
the paying teller. And she took 1t and
went-Everybody's Magazine.
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LEGAL NOTICES.


JIRGINIA.-In the Clerks Office OF the
Corporation Court Of Alexandria, on the
18th day Of September, 1906.
Edith r. Dempsey
VS.. In Chancery.
John F.. Dempsey,
Memo. The object Of this suit is to obtain
divorce vinculO matrimonii from the de
PENDANT, Iohn H. Dempsey.
1t appearing by an affidavit filed in this
cause that the defendant, John II. Dempsey,
is not a resident Of this State: II is
ordered, Tha. said defendant appear here
within fifteen days after due publica-
ton of tins order. and do what is nee
essary to protect his interests in this
suit, and that copy Of this order be forth
worth inserted in the Alexandria Gazette, q
newspaper published in the City Of Alexan-
dria, once week for four successive weeks,
and posted at the front door Of the Court
House Of this city.
Acopy-TEsTE
CHARLES BENDHEIM. Clerk.
By NEWELL s. GRRENAwAY, ID. c.
Howard w. Smith, Pc. sepls w4w.N
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why He Wanted n Pass.

When Jim Fisk was In his glory as
railroad magnate one day he was
greatly annoyed by people asking for
passes over his road for all sorts OF
reasons. He was well worked up when
a seedy looking individual asked for Il
pass and asked sharply, ION what
grounds do you ask for a passY
The applicant replied, Because l
do not want to pay my fare"
Fisk called a clerk and said TO him:
"Give this man a pass to anywhere
and return. He is the first man that
has told the truth oday."-Boston Her
aid.
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Shooting Down the Alps on skee..

DO"h sht %stP' We
The quest for moral Is provoked by
q long list of skeeing accidents In the
Alps. In itself the exercise can hardly
be considered more perilous than skat-
Ing, though the proportion of sprained
ankles and twisted tendons is higher,
but when the skeer skees distance
from his base and ventures upon I'M
familiar ground there are at least
three ways In which calamity is liable
to befall him. On n glacier he may
break through the snow bridge which
he is trying to shoot and be buried In
crevasse. On the hillside he may skee
violently down a steep place and, I'M
able to arrest his pace, end by skeeing
over a preciplce. Almost anywhere,
unless he knows the signs, he may skee
in the tracks of an avalanche and be
overwhelmed. Examples Of each OF
these several kinds of disaster have
lately been presented, and each OF the
disasters conveys warning of which
amateur skeers, whose name nowadays
Is legion, would do well to take a
careful note-London Graphic.
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AUCTION SALES.
BY Samuel III. Lunt, Auctioneer.

~~NNN-~~~~~'
RY VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST,
- executed March 18th, 1904, to the under.
signed as trustee, and Of record in Deed Book
No. 81, page 2O6. Of the Land Records Of the
city Of Alexandria, Virginia, ind at the re-
quest of the party thereby secured, default
having been made in the payment Of the note
secured by the trust, the undersigned trustee
will offer for sale
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18th, 1906,
st IL M, in front Of the Royal street entrance
to the market building in the said city, the
following described property:
Beginning at point on the north side Of
Wilkes street 81 feet 81 inches west Of Lee
street, and running thence west on Wilkes
street 10 feet, q inches to an alley; thence
north parallel to Lee street 100 feet, 4 inches;
thence east Q feet; thence south feet, IL in.
ches; thence east feet, inches; then north
inches; thence east 9 feet, III inches, and
thence south l02 feet, z inches to the beginning.
Terms of Sale-Cash. Conveyancing at
cost Of purchaser.
sep24 tsa M. B. HARLOW, Trustee.
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A Couple of Bulls.

On the edge of small river I'm Coun-
ty Cavan Ireland, is a stone with this
inscription when this stone is out
of sight 1t is not safe to ford the river"
But this Is even surpassed by the ia
nous post erected some years ago by
the surveyors of the Kent England
roads: This is the bride path to Fa-
versham. If you can't read this you
had better keep to the main road"
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RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trains leave Union Station Alexandria.

Trains leave Union Station Alexandria.
In Effect September 10. 1906.
N. B-Following' schedule figures published
only as information, and are not guaranteed.
7:52 A. M.-Daily-Local for Harrisonburg
Warrer.ca, Dsnville and way stations.
HOG A. M.-Washington and Florida limit.
ed. sleeping ears between New York and
Jacksonvllle. Through hrst-class coaches
between Washington and jacksonville.
Dining car service between Washington ana
Columbia.
1132 A. M.-Daily-U. s. fast Mail. First
class coaches snd drawing room sleeper tc
New Orleans. Dining car service.
Alb P. M.-Week Days-Local for dar
risonburg and way stations on Me:lassas
branch.
6:l2 P. M.-Daily-Local for warrenton and
Charlottesville.
TAI p. M.-Daily-New York and Atlanta
Express-First class coach TO Atlanta; sleeper
70 Columbus, Ga. Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays Sunset Route Tourist sleeper Wash
ington TO San Hancisco.
1907 p. NJ, No. 33-Daily-New York and
Florida Express. Through coaches and
sieepeis TO Columbia, Savannah and Jackson.
vile. Sleepers to Augusta and Port Tampa
Dining car service a la carte.
lO:17 p: Washington and Chat.
tanooga Limited (via. Lynchburgl. FIRST
class coach and sleeping car TO Roanoke,
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep.
er TO Birmingham and New Orleans, Wash
ington to Roanoke. Dining car service.
HOP p. M.-Daily-Washingto and South
western Limited. All Pullman train, club
car to Atlanta, observation cars TO Atlanta,
Macon Sleepers TO Nashville, Atlanta, Macon,
Birmingham and New Orleans. Dining car
service
Through trains from the South arrive at AL.
exandria 6:l9, 6:35. 933 and 10.4S A. NJ.
and 2:43, 9;f3 and 1888 p. NJ. daily. Har-
risonburg 1888 A. NJ. week days and 9:03 p.
NJ. daily. From Charlottesville 1853 A. NJ.
and from Lynchburg 903 P. M. daily.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria wv. & o. Station) 1921 A
NJ. lao, 4:23 and 4:53 P. NJ. week days for
Bluemont; 6:S7 P. NJ. for Leesburg 9:05 A.
NJ. and 6:37 P. NJ. on Sundays only for
Blue mont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
hlan reservation, etc., apply to WILLIAM @
LEHEW, ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
II. B. SPENCER, General Manager.
8. II. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
w. II. TAYLOE, Gen. Passenger Agent.
l.. 8. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington, ID. c.
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WIN. s. MOORE
LEGAL NOTICES.


NOTICE Having qualified as admins.
~ traitor of the estate Of HUGH \. MUR-
PLY, deceased, all persons having claims
against said estate are hereby notified to
present the same duly verified TO me for
settlement, and all persons indebted to said
estate are hereby notified TO make prompt
payment of such Indebtedness to me.
ROBT. II. COX, City Sergeant,
sep26 lot Administrator.
VIRGINIA in the Clerks Office of the
v Corporation Court of the City Of Alexsn-
dria, on the 9th day Of September, 1906.
Charles o. Cooper
vs.. SChancery.
Edna II. Cooper.
Memo. The object of this suit is to procure
divorce viuculo matrinonii from the de-
PENDANT.
1t appearing by an affidavit filed in
this cause that the defendant, Edna
II. Cooper, is a nonresident Of this State !:
Ii is Ordered, That said defendant appear
here within fifteen days after due publication
Of this order, and do what is necessary to
protect her interests in this suit, and that q
copy of this order be forthwith inserted in the
Alexandria Gazette, newspaper published
In the city of Alexandria, once q week for
four successive weeks, and posted at the front
door of the Court House in this city.
A copy-Teste:
CHARLES BENDHEIM, Clerk.
By NRvRLL 8. GRRENAwAY, ID. G.
c. c. Carlin, p. q. sep5 w4w-w
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Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in effect Sept. 9, 1905.

Schedule in effect Sept. 9, 1906.
Trains leave Union Station for Washington
and points north at s OIL. 8 81 and IL OF a. m.
263, 707. 8 Is, and II 80 p. M, week days.
l ! SO p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at 4 4S. Sl2 Qoeal). and 10 10 a. m.
400, 6W local, and s Al p. M, week days.
Sundays 48 and 10 Is a. M, 400, 607
(local), and Al p. m.
Accommodation for Qusntico II a. m. Sun
days only, 4 AZ p. m. week days and 8S3 p.
IN. except Saturdays.
NoTR:-Time Of arrivals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
Asst to Pres't. Genl Supt. Traf. Mgr.
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Where Lincoln Put the whet.tone.

Where Lincoln Put the Whetstone.
A soldier at whose house when boy
Lincoln paused In his tramps in ILL
nois and who lent him a milestone to
sharpen his Jackknife met him during
the war In Washington. Lincoln re-
membered the incident and spoke Of
the use of the milestone.
"Ya-a-s." drawled out the old soldier,
whatever did you do with the whet-
stone? I never could find 1t. We
lowed mebbe you took 1t along with
you" mo, mol l put 1t on top Of the
gatepost - that high one" "Mebbe
you did. Nobody else could have reach
ed II, and none Of us ever thought to
look there for IT," There 1t was found
where 1t was placed fifteen years be-
fore. The soldier reported the fact to
the president.
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Natural Eftuess.

my friend" said the man who was
getting out of the BARRIERS chair with
a slashed cheek, you have enlightened
my mind on a point that has hitherto
been q mystery"
What is that, sirf"
"For the first time 1 understand why
In former times the village barber was
also expected to be the town surgeon"
Washington Star.