Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-11-24

that l hated to spoil the fun.-London
Tit-Bits.
Not Worth Noticing.
Hawley-But, surely You don't propose
to let Huskie's remark pass unch&l-
lenged?
to do
Hawley-Why. man alive, he called
you "A blithering IDIOT
Crawley-Exactly; but my dear sir.
there is no such word in the Englisl
dictionary as "blithering. The Catholic
STANDARD and Times.
A Good Thing
Easyman-Got fine position now;
paws two thousand 4 wear.
Quirk-How'd y get il?
EaSyman-AnSwered an al.
Ouirk-Surz it amt a fake!
Easyman-I should say not. They let
me pay my own salary.
Quirh-NhO furnishes the money!
Easyman-They do, Of course. mere
~ put up three thousand in their hands
Tor security OlGuO lbIdues
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EVERYDAY PHILOSOPHY.
Every man is poacher.
Every man has his asking price and
his selling price.
Nearly every mother teaches her baby
ba-, =, cav no X - had hoy -
Many people get credit for being re-
served because they can't talk intelll-
gently.
A mans financial condition determines
whether he is a user of an alcoholic
stimulant, or booze tighter.
We do not intend to rejoice on New
Years day; we intend to cry, because
the best year in history as dead.
1t is bad enough for popular man
to attempt to get votes, but it is the linn
it when an unpopular man tries to.
What has become of the old-fashioned
man who said of Il man defeated for Of
flee: He has gone up Salt River"
"
fashioned women say: Every day in the
week is the same to her." and then they
sigh.
Whenever you cannot think of any
other compliment to pay a weman, say
she is inimitabIe, and she will be
pleased But why?
1t is interesting for man to look
through his old effects if for no other
reason than he will see that he is not as
big a fool as he used to be.
In a country town the new trimmer
lt the millinery store usually attracts
more attention from the men than the
new hats do from the women.
The only time woman will admit
she is older than another is when she
wishes the statement of her added years
to give weight to her advice.
After a girl has married and left
home she sits up and takes notice every
llne her parents buy an expensive dress
for the daughter still at home.
We hope that if we die in the night
those attending us will wait till thu
neighbors get up and have had break
fast before running in to tell them.
There's a difference The Joy of a
chating dish is watching things cook. but
there doesn't seem to be any particular
rush TO get near the stove to watch the
cabbage and potatoes go to pieces.
Two Atchison brothers who are in
business together engage in a fight every
time bill is brought in. When the re-
form magazines and newspapers make
this an ideal country kin will always be
Some women are such uniformly poor
cooks that the only difference from day
to day is that the pie crust yesterday
tasted as if something had been left out.
and today as il 100 muck of something
had been put in.
I'm glad said an Atchison man last
night that I'm no favorite. Favorites
are always overworked. | prefer to be
let alone and free TO act as | please. so
long as ] do not disturb others, or inter
fere with the rights of Others"
The popular complaint of the woman
IS the monotony of homework. and the
man who says business is also monot-
onous gets frowned down. The women
believe that a business office is the