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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30
Mutton Tallow the Best.

Mutton tallow is after all the most
powerful and medicinal face cream
that exists. II you cannot endure II
straight, melt a piece of 1t in a kettle
with a little almond oil and rose water.
When thoroughly melted beat 1t unit!
cold. Nothing better has ever been
manufactured.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30
Strangers Now.

Clara-fle says my singing Is superb
OF 10 that of any girl he knows.
Maude-PoOr fellow It's n pity
he is unable 10 extend his acquaint-
ance.-Chcago Daily News.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30
CHARMING TEA JACKET.
A Negligee May Be Made Of Few
Yards Of Silk and Lace Picked
Up us Remnants.

This dainty jacket is of cream soft
silk; It fits to the waist like blouse,
with very short basque at the sides an !
back; but the front hangs full Ia a
deep poin, over the front Of sE!rt, 1t !a
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30

The published statements ola number
of coffee lmr rters and roasters indicate
q "waspy" feeling towards MS, for daring
10 say that coffee Is harmful to a percent
age OF the people.
A frank public discussion of the sub
,ect Is quite agreeable TO us and can GER
tainly do charm; on the contrary wher
all the facts on both sides of any question
are spread before the people they cal
thereupon decide and act inteiligentiy
Give the people plain facts ana the!
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30

wager.
Free inspection OF our factories and
methods is made by thousands OF people
each month and the coffee importers
themselves are cordially invited. Both
Postum and Gra pe-Nuts are absolutely
pure and made exactly as stated.
The formula Of Postum and the an
alysls made by one of the foremost
chemists Of Boston has been printed on
every package for many years and Is aD-
solutely accurate.
Now MS TO the food value OF Postum
II contains the parts Of the wheat berry
which carry the elemental salts such rs
lime. iron, potash. silica, etc, etc, used
NV the life forces to rebuild the cellular
tissue, and this Is particularly true OF inc
phosphate OF potash, also FOUND IT
Grape-Nuts, which combines In the hu'
man body will albumen and this com
bination, together with water, reouiiu'
the worn out gray matter in the delicat'
nerve centers all over the body, an'
throughout the brain and solar plexus'
Ordinary coffee stimulates In an un
natural way. but with many people ]
slowly and surely destroys and does no
rebuild this gray substance so VitalI!
important to the well-being OF ever!
human being.
These are eternal facts, proven, wei
authenticated and known to every prop
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30
Possibilities in Poultry.

We have not yet begun to realize the
immense possibilities in the develop
ment OF our flocks OF poultry. The
average production Of eggs per hen
in the United States Is very low. IT l.;
being increased by those that give at.
lention to doing this. What is being
done successfully by The few should
be attempted by the many.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30
IJhen Sunburped.

II badly burned apply little limo
water and sweet oil. Let It r,gla!n
until the skin stops smartinx
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30
will take care of themselves.


We demand facts in this Gomez uiseuS-
sion and propose to see that the facts are
brought clearly before the people
A number of coffee importers anu
roas,ers have Joined a movementto boom
coffee and stop the use of Postum FOOD
Coffee and in their newspaper statements
undertake to deceive by false assertions
Their first Is that coffee is not harmful
Weassertthat one in every three conee
,,,ors bos some CORN of incipient OF
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30

think OF. or course. II the person ia one
of the weak ones and says Il cant quit
YOU will have discovered one OF the
slaves of the coffee importer. Treat such
kindly, for they seem absolutely power
less 10 stop the gradual but sure destruc-
ton OF body and health.
Nature has a way Of destroying part
OF the people TO make room Tor the
stronger II Is the old law OF the sur
yival of the fittest" at work, and the
victims are many.
We repeat the assertion that coifee
does harm many people, not all, but an
army large enough TO appal the inVesti-
gator and searchcr for facts.
The next prevarication OF the Gomez
importers and roasters is their statement
that Postum Food Coffee Is made OF
roasted peas, beans or corn, and mixed
with q low grade Of coffee and that II
contains no nourishment.
We have previously offered to wager
800, 100000 with them that their state
ments are absolutely false.
They have not accepted our wager ant
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30

chronic disease; realize for one moment
what a terrible menace to nation OF CIV
i,lzed people when one kind OF beverage
crlpples the energies and health oil
one third the people who use It,
We make the assertion advisedly ana
suggest that the reader secure his own
proof by personal inquiry among conee
| users. s-,1 4,
Ask your coffee drinking FRIENDS II
they keep free from any sort OF acne
and ais. You will be startled at the per
centage and will very naturally seek lc
Mace the cause of disorder on somethlHs
inside from coffee, whether food inherit
ed tendencies or something else.
Go deeper in your search for facts.
II your friend admits occasional neu
ralgia. rheumatism, heart weakness
stomach or bowel trouble, kidney com
plant, weak eyes, or approaching merry
ous prostration induce him or her U
makethe experiment of leaving on cone
for 10 days and using Postum ROOD Coi
fee. and observe the result twill ntarti'
yo., and give your friend something U
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-03-30

It's the under part of hens body
that has no protection. All wet soaks
in and chills the hen. thus causing
most ailments.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

Leassn from Franklin.

II is well. therefore, 70 use the force
Of Franklin's knowledge. and his
teaching. and his example TO emphs-
size the wisdom Of our great middle
classes in combining their savings fol
the sake Of mutual profit resulting
from large industrial enterprises, car
ried on with their aggregated capital.
1t requires a good deal OF confidence
in the credulity OF the public. says
Cent per Cent, to argue, in the face OF
such facts as follow, that industrial
corporations e1nnot possibly Earn
more than fivs per cent. for the whole
history OF commercial development in
Americe. from Franklin's time to on
own, testifies to the contrary. Take
the great railroads. for illustration, the
most profitable OF all industrials, and
trace their invested millions to their
source, back through the insurance
companies and banks to the millions
of small depositors. and you will see
that in reality the peoples savings
are the capital that is running tie
roads. albeit the people do not receive
the large earnings because their mon
ey is not invested directly in the roads.
This magazine will have accom-
plished a notable work II It. can disa-
buse the minds OF the small investors
whom interested parties have persnad-
ed that stock in all sound and success
ful companies is never offered for sale
TO them. That is not true The most
commonplace things Of life, sugar,
pickles, thread, hooks and eyes, pens,
pencils, chocolate. rubber shoes, coal
and a hundred and one other items,
are yielding great wealth in the ag-
gregate and providing incomes for
hundreds Of thousands OF sharehold-
ers for the most part people OF modeF-
ate means who have been proyident
enough 10 save their small earnings
and invest them in the shares Of the
industrial enterprises whose business
it is to manufacture these things. The
lesson is 80 plain that me who runs
may read" Cultivate the Franklin
like simplicity Of lire, and save part ~
every dollar you earn for investment
In shares OF the safe and profitable IN
dustrial enterprises which ere at once
the support and development OF our
country's tremendous resources.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
A Good Speaker

Former Speaker Reed had visited a
barbershop in Washington for a
shave. After the negro barber had
scraped his chin, he began to cast
about for further work or for a chance
to sell him hair tonics.
Hair purity thin, sub" he said
lingering the two or three stray locks
that fringed Mr.. Reeds bald pate
Been that way long, subj"
Il was born that way" replied Reed
"Afterward | enjoyed brief period
Of hirsute efiorescence, but it did not
endure
The barber gasped and said nc
more. Later some one told him he
had shaved the speaker
"speakahl" he exclaimed. Don't
I know dat? I should say he was a
spcakah, sure NUM-"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

The young preacher was rather ner-
vous. and in referring. in his sermon,
10 the miracle OF the feeding OF the
5000. said: And the Lord fed five
men with 1000 ioages and 1900
fishes"
An Irishman in the audience called
out. "2edadl could do that me
self"
There was a general litter. and the
young preacher, In some confusion,
finished his sermon. BY the next Sun
day be had decided to correct his mis-.
take and rebuke the Irishman, so at
the proper time he again referred to
the miracle. saying: And the Lord
fed 5000 with seven loaves and two
fshes." Pointing his finger at the
Irishman, he said: Gould you do
that Mr. Murphy"
"Yis, / think I could, yer riverence
with what I had left over from last
Sunday" was the quick reply.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
REPAIRING BRAIN
A certaIn WaY bY Food.

Every minister, lawyer, journalist,
physician. author or business man is
forced under pressure OF modern con-
dltions to the active and sometimes
overactlve use OF the brain.
Analysis OF the excreta thrown out
BY the pores shows that brain work
breaks down the phosphate OF potash,
separating It from its heavier compan-
Ion. albumen. and plain common sense
teaches that this elemental principle
must be introduced into the body anew
each day, II we would replace the loss
and rebuild the brain tissue.
We know tnat the phosphate Of
potash. as presented In certain field
grains. has an affinity for albumen and
that Is the only way gray matter in the
brain can be built. It will not answer
to take the crude phosphate Of potash
Of the drug shop. for nature rejects IT,
The elemental mineral must be pre-
sented through food directly from ma
lures laboratory.
These facts have been made use Of
IN the manufacture Of Nuts, and
any brain worker can prove the value
Of the proper selection OF food by max
ing free use Of Grape-Nuts for ten days
or two weeks. Sold BY groceTs every
where (and IN immense quantities).
Manufactured By the Postum Co, Bat
tie Creek. Mich.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

For Sick Women
To Consider

FInsT.=Ihat almost every operation
In our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect Of
such symptoms as baekache, irregular
and painful periods. displaeemenfs
of the female organs, pain in the side,
burning sensation IN the stomach,
bearing down pains, nervousness, d
illness and sleeplessness.
SECOND. The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number Of
absolute cures of female ills Is Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
II regulates, strengthens and cures
diseases Of the female organism as
nothing else can.
For thirty years It has been helping
women to be strc0g, curing baekache.
nervousness. kidney troubles. infam-
nation of the female organs. weak
ness and displacements, regulating
the periods perfectly and overcoming
their pains. It has also proved itself
invaluable in preparing women for
childbirth and the change of life.
TmRD.-The great volume of unso-
hcited and grateful testimonials on filo
at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, many of which are from time to
time published by permission, give abb
solute evidence Of the value OF Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Mrs Pinkham's advice.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation
10 Women.-Women suffering from any
form of female weakness are invited TO
promptly communicate with Mrs. Pink
ham. at Lynn, Mass. Au letters are
received, opened, read AID answered
by women only. From symptoms given,
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way of recovery
advised. Mrs. Pinkham Is daughter
in-law of Lydia K. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease she has been ad-
visingsiclx women free of charge. Outof
the vast volume of experience in treat
ing female ills Mrs. Pinlrham probably
has the very knowledge that viii help
your case. Surely, any woman, rich or
poor, isvery foolish if she doesnot take
advantage of this generous offer Of
assistance.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
Humble Heroes.

Calling attention to the fidelity OF
the telegraph operators in San Fran
cisco. where they kept their heads
and stuck to their keys till driven out
by the flames, the New York Sun has
this TO say: Fix the eyes Of the
community on a man In official place
and he will scorn his own safety. Give
the obscure man something to do that
call, for greater activity than usual
and he will seldom fail 70 come up to
What is expected Of him. Exceptional
Is daring deeds done by our fremen
and policemen are often the result OF
the Spirit Of the service. though It Is
possibly less so In their case than In
that OF the soldier or the sailor who
is Of emulation all compact 1t in
wolves no reflection on the soldier, the
sailor or those who. in other ranks
Of life, practice the military virtues Of
discipline and obedience TO say that
the man who. in great peril, goes on
doing his ordinary duty. with no hope
OF applause. honors or individual dis
tinction. is as heroic as any hero.
That is why we ask you to take of
your hat to the telegraph operators in
San Francisco"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
EnIlslI lesIas PrsIsa rs IprrstIanI,.

We refer 10 that boon to weak. s.erxous
suffering women known IS Dr. Pisrceis 1
FaE0rite Prescription.
DR.. John Fyfe one Of the Editorial star
Of IHn EoLHoTlS AHDICAL RnFInw SAYS
Of Unicorn root (Hslonias Dsofcal which
Is one OF the chief lngrsdients 81 tie s1T'n-
vorite Prescription:
a remedy wkieh Invariably acts A a uter.
Inc inFiforetor makes for normal -
Evity q the entire FeprodnetlTs syslsm.
he connnues IN helonias We have Insdica-
ment Nhlch more fully answers ths above
purposes Aas aaF efAE drsg irifs aAicA Il a.
acQuatsfe1 In the treatment Of diseases D.
culiar % women Il Il seldom that : case Z
for this remedial agent" DR.. rye further
says: The following ere among ne leadina
indications for Helonias (Unioorn rootl Pain
Or aching n the back, with leueorrhna; (;
orEacs Of women, mental depression and ir.
r1taollity, associated with chr0nic diseases az
tne reproductive organs Of women, constant
sensation o. heat u me region Of The kid
neysi menofrnagia lnooding. due 20 . weak.
ened condition OF the reproductiTe sFstam. .
amenorrhosa lsuppressed or absent monthly
periooal. arising from or accompanying -
Abnormal condition Of ths digestive orRans
and anRuie lthin blood habit; dragrine
sensation. In The extreme lover para of the
II more or less Of the above symptoms
are present, no invalid woman can 40
1-tt~f tAAA NaAo u. fltrco's IaNOr1te
Prescription, one OF the leading ingrcdi-
ents Of which Is Unicorn root, or Helonias,
and the medical properties OF which IL
most faithfully represents
Of Golden Seal root, another prominent
lngredient Of "Favorite Prescription. .
Prof Finley Ellingwood, NJ D., Of Ben
nett Medical College, Chicago, says:
IA - An important remedy /. disorders Of
the womb. In all catarrhal conditions : .
And general enfeeolement. 10 Is useful"
Prof John NJ Scudder, NJ D., late Of
Cincinnati, says Of Golden Seal root:
In relation 70 las general snects on the
system. iAfrf Il 10 glsdleiaf u uss about sokfeA
tAere - sucA general uAaniHsity OF opiaiSs. IA
Is Materially regarded a. tAS tonic useful II
all ce0ilitated states
Prof BArtholow, NJ D., Of Jefferson
Medical College. says OF Golden Seal:
"ValuAbls In utsrins hemorrhage. menor.
rhagia ln0odingl and oongestiVe dysmenor-
rhona painful menstruntion)"
DIR. Piesce's Favorits Prescription faith
fully represents all the above named in
gradients and cures the diseases for which
they are recommended
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

The requirements OF height at West
Point for new cadets will be changed
so as to keep out OF the military SER
vice boys who are understood. The
minimum Aeight is slightly increased,
so that candidate for cadetship
must not be less than feet inches
at sixteen years of age, and not less
than feet inches al the age OF
eighteen and upward. OF course. the
usual restrictions against deformities
and infirmities continue to prevail.
The medical board for the examination
OF candidates will be composed ofthree
army surgeons, one OF whom will be
the senior medical officer on duty at
the military academy. The new mini
mum standard of height for candi-
dates which has been prescribed will
not 60 into effect until after the adj
mission OF the incoming class.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

A schoolmistress asked her class Of
boys to put the nouns boys, bees and
bears into a sentence.
The scholars thought intensely for
a few minutes. when a ragged young
ster with look Of victory on his face
raised his hand.
well. Johnny. said the teacher
what is your sentence
Boys bees bare when they go In
swimming" The teacher did not
call on any more Of the class.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
AS 1t Seemed to Him

For some reason a man had been
employed to make an inventory Of the
furniture in the house, says the Chi
cago Daily News. He was so long
about his task in the parlor, however,
that the mistress Of the mansion went
to see what he was doing. On the
floor lay an empty bottle. On the
sofa lay the man sleeping sweetly like
a tired child. But the inventory had
not been wholly forgotten. At the
top Of the page stood solitary, elo-
quent entry: "One Revolving Car
pet"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
A Class In Definition

Teacher-Johnny. spell triangle.
Johnny-T-r-Ia-n-g-l-e. triangle.
Teacher-That's right Now. Mary,
use triangle in a sentence SO can tell
you know the meaning OF the word
Mary hesltates. and the smart boy
who knows everything. .frantically
waves his hand.
Teaeher-Well. Richard. you give a
sentence.
Dick Dumping up)-If they Won't
bite flies. try angle worms.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
A Strange Story.

Mrs Isaac W. Austll. OF Chestnut
Ridge. N. c.. tells a strange story OF
great suffering. Il was in bad con-
dition for months. but got no relief
Ny periods had stopped. all but the
pain. After taking part Of = bottle OF
Wine OF Cardni. nature worked prop
erly and without pain. I advise all
suffering women TO use Cardui." A
pure specific remedy for women's Ills,
tl.o0, at druggists.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

straighten. hard TO do any work tha'
brought a strain on the back. had
frequent attacks Of gravel and the
urine was passed too often and with
Eain. When / used Doan's Klaney
Pills. however, all traces Of the trou-
BILE disappeared and have not return
ed. l am certainly grateful"
Sold by al dealers. 80 cents box
Fostsr-MHburn Co.. Buffalo. n. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
Instantaneous Aetion.

Il was almost distracted by = ter
nble itching which dened all treat
ment until obtained box Of Hunts
Cure. The first application afforded
instant and absolute relief. The one
box ELECTED a complete cure.
1T is simply wonderful In its in
Etantaneous action"
Geo. Gilliland,
Manitou. o. T.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

The minister regarded the little girl
gravely. She was demure little
thing in her simple white froek. but
her big eyes were full Of mischief.
We'll. little girl. do you say your
prayers?" asked the minister. sud
denly. He had come to dinner. and
the hostess had been called from the
room for a space Of some minutes.
~Oh. yes. sir" she answered.
And what do you say. little maid?"
She repeated a little prayer softly.
Mother taught it to me, and | say
It eyerw night" she added.
do you say a prayer in the morn
ing. too. my dear?" he asked. well
pleased.
''Ye-es." said the child. "'Tisn't
one mama taught me; l heard nurse
say it."
"And what Is it?"
Its oh. Lord. how l hate to get
up"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
Doomed TO Torment.

Mr.. P. C. Kesyer. Aberdeen. Miss.
writes:
For years I suffered from a form
OF eczema which made life = burden.
/ thought l was doomed to perpetual
torment here below, but your Hunts
Cure rescued me. One box did the
work and the trouble has never re-
turned. Many. many thanks"
Hunts Cure Is guaranteed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
slOO Reward. slOO.

The readers Of this paper viii be pleased 10 Learn
that there IL least dreaded disease that science
has been able IN all It's stages. and that Il
Catarrh Haifs Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known 20 the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires cunsfitn.
tional treatment. Halls CatArrh Cure r. taken In
ternaly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution aud assiat
Ing nature In doing its work The proprietors have
much faith in its curative powers that they oneI
Ono Hundred Dollars for any that II falls "a
cure. Send for list o. testimonials,
Address p. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
sold BY all Drugg.ats, l5c.
Take Halrs Family Pulls for constipation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19
ToId al pIvorce conaress

Judge Durgo Irving. at the divorce
congress in Washington. told a story
Of two children. a boy and girl, mem
bers OF rich and prominent families.
"The little girls father and mother
we're divorced" he said. "Her father
had married the mother Of the little
boy.
These two children, a short time
after the wedding. met at a children's
party.
"Hello, Dick, said the little girl
How do you like your new papa? He
was ny papa once.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

At the close Of d tariff speech which
more or less scintilated with witty
quips at the expense of New York city
Mr.. Boutell fred this parting and de-
molishing shot: There is en- old I;al.
ian adage which says. See Naples and
die!' We in this country, adapting
that adage to its modern surroundings,
say, See New York and live-live IT
dovn.'"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-19

Prof. Brander Matthews thinks the
atrical audiences see jokes more quick
iy than they used to and that this
proud and happy progress in risibllity
has come about because the stage Of
to-day is SO well lighted that all the
spectators can follow the changing ex-
pressions on the ccuntenances of The
quarreling couple. whereas in the
eighteenth century the theater was al
most gloomy. as there were only
sparse oil lamps TO serve as footlights,
by which it may have been difficult 70
see a joke"