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The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

IF report is to be trusted, there IS
somewhere a cultivated young woman
VII can read the Mr.. Henry James of
today in the original-The Outlook
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25
40 APPT.ATsE EI .sEWHERE.

Chairman Wadsworths compliment
to Chicago judges was, of course, in
tended as a slap at President Roose-
velt. It produced applause in the
house, where the presidents act in
forcing his views down the throats of
the committee was not relished, but it
will not receive the same appreciation
in the country, where Judge Humph-
reys immunity decision is still fresh
in the public mind.-Hutchinson News.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

If the muck-rake did not exist. it
would be necessary to invent it.-New
York Evening Post.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

George Ade has decided to come to
kansas and buy a Cowley county
ranch. George has made a few hun
dred thousand during the past few
years out of slang. comic operas and
Indiana farms, but now, he is getting
ready to. become really well-to-do.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

SchWab is going TO run for the SEN
ate IN Nevada. Remember Addicks.-
Baltimore Sun.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

Here Is a brief interview clipped from
she Washington Posts There is a good
zeal Of opposition to the present ad-
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25
A DENOcRATIC vIEW.

When we behold the ample neck ex-
posure Of the Republican party this
year, we can not doubt that the DEM
ocrats will make a swift and adequate
landing thereon.-Houston Post.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25
IO0KING AHEAD.

of Turkey. A shrewd bid, no doubt, for
the Mormon vote--Baltimore Herald.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

The Kentucky state board Of rail-
road commissioners has issued an or
der That viii save the stock shippers
of the state 81 800 ,o00 "What2" asks
Fred Trfgg, would happen il the KAN
sas board should issue an order of
that kind2" The millennium probably.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

Mr. Bryan witnessed the crowning Of
King Haaxon as the official head Of the
Norwegian nation the other day. Very
likely Blr Bryan extended a cordial
invitation to Haak to be present in
washington March l. 1908, at which
time he suspects party from Lin
coin, Neb.. win be declared the official
head of the American nation
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

I.awyer-Did the prisoner strike the
complainant in the heat OF paszionl
Wftness-No, sab; in de soiah piexrzzas
sah.-Baltfmore American
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

1sonnly-TJow do yeur pa and ma work
Johnny-Like the house and senate-ii
one of them passes my bin the other one
kills tt.-New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

The Engaged. Gsrl-Ivs always heard
that love is blind.
The Matron-Yes. but marriage Is q great
oculist.-Translated from Tales from Les
Annales.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

Mr.. Younghusband-Have you a good
butcher, my lover
Wife-A perfect gentleman. darling.
When order a four pound roast he al
ways sends one weighing six OF ssyen.-
judge.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25
HUMOR OF THE DAY

She-Your habits and preferences seem
to have changed since our marriage !
saw you twice as often as I 20 now.
He-Oh, don't know ny habits are
pretty much the same.
She-I fail to see It.
He-WeIl I was hardly ever At homs
then, either.-American Spectotor.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

Yeast-You didn't seem to gain any
weight while you were down south.
Crimson beak-E1ow could II Why, m5
nose peeled three times,-Yonkers States
man.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

NIiIlionaire-The dealer sold me this "old
master very cheap
F'riend-Because he knew you, I sup
poser
Judge
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

Knicker-How do you prevent your
neighbor's chickens from getting your
seeds2
Bockers-I have a colored gardener
Brooklyn Life.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

johnson says he has four bathrooms in
his new house"
Made a plumbers paradise Of It, chr
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

''Bragley's a publisher. isn't hep
Not at all. What made you think
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

What makes you so sure Bllggins is a
college man? He never quotes from the
classics
NO. But he knows every technicality
that pertains to athletics. w shington
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

He told me he was a disseminator of
light literature"
''Ah. he's q bill clerk IN the employ OF
the gas company. .'--Ph Philadelphia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal., 1906-06-25

Mrs. Housekeep-I think Wen get along.
Bridget, If you can only manage not TO
disobey me-
New Servant-Faith we kin fix that
aisy, mum. Let me do as OF phase an
don't give me any orders.-Philadelph
Public Ledger
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
WANT COLVDM MN
THREE LINES TupEr rIure Tvprr nIure
NsNs.ss.ws....i .,.,..E.sNN.s+
A SOCIAL SUCCESS.
EIks' Thanksgiving Dance Was a De.
liahtful Affair.

The dance given last evening yat the
Elks' club was a social success and
was perhaps the most pleasant of this
season. The music was a feature of
the occasion and S. NJ. Lowenstcin,
who had the direction of the orchcs-
ira, had prepared a delightful pro
gram. As the guests ascended the
stairs they were met by the recsp-
.uun committee, i'm the lower parlors
of the hall The grand march was
formed at o'clock after which the
order of dances were danced. The
floor manager deserves credit for the
manner in which the occasion was
carried off, as everything was smooth
and pleasant.
After the dance a luncheon was
served in the dining room of the club.
The Thanksgiving dance of the Elks'
lodge will be remembered as another
pleasant occasion for which the b. p.
o. T.. bills" are to be accredited.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
Car Insreetor Hurt.

John Straight, local Santa Fe car
inspector received painful injury
yesterday afternoon while at work i'm
the yards. Mr. Straight was directing
the replacing of a pair of trucks on
a car when the trucks dropped. fall
ing on his leg The leg and foot are
seyerly bruised and are swollen badly
Mr. Straight was relieved this morn
Ing by an inspector from Cleburnc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
TAYLOR CASE REVERSED.
Judge Did Not Submit Question Of
Punishment 20 Jury.

Judge Did Not Submit Question Of
Punishment 20 Jury.
The decision reversing th, case ol
the United STATE" ys. w. J.. TAYLOR
charged with selling vhiahcy iu .uo
/ Indian Territory has been received
land is ou file i'm the clerks oifc. iu
|iHia city, 30 will b" remembered .m
/ Taylor Wns convicted before Judge
i1o.'. nH a' Ihhnm.ugo ON 'Hn
/ charge of s'.'ln" WHiHEcF In the iu-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
WONDER STRUCK AT GROWTH.
I. L. Pearl Expresses Surprise at I'm.
proVements in City Since April.

I. L. Pearl Expresses Surprise at I'm.
provements in City Since April.
l. Pearl and wifo bovo rot,r,od
from their summer home in vormont
to spend the winter I'm Ardporo Mr.
Pearl spends all of his wirtors boro
and whenever he returns ortor bov.
ing spent the winter in tbo hills or
Verm finds bimsols surnrisod
Wh, ne arrived fbis weol bis srr.
prise was greater an eyor NJ tbo
i,,,,ro,..,,o,,,.. ,,o. ,,.... -.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
Tiptonville, Ten.

Ralph Bingham entertained here
last night for the second time, and
the audience was the largest ever as
scmblcd in Tiptonyille andthirty min.
utos before the entertainment began
we had to stop the sale Of tickets, as
standing room could not be had"
PROF. d. II. HUBBS,
29-2 JUDGE HARRIS,
Cashier of Lake County Bank.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS GET
THE BEST. THAT is WHY YOU
SHOULD LOOK AT THAT FAMOUS
HOME PRIDE RANGE. FOR SALE
BY T. K. KEARNEY. Off
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

Tickets for the Sherwood recital
may be had of Mrs Frederick Green
leaf, Mr. Walter Nichols Miss Lillian
NcNecs Emanuel Iowcnstciu and
Miss Bonnie Madden. 3O-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
Stoves at Cost.

Weeks Bros. will devote their entire
time 10 plumbing and tin work and
onor their stoves, guns and cutlery
at cost 2S-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
Adopts the Cash system.

After December the CO Storage
Market will sell for cash only.
2l-9 +. c. HEATH, Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
Suit Filed.

lsmii Boyer of this city has filed suit
for divorce against his wife Jennie
Boyer. The suit was filed this after
noon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

Matinee Saturday afternoon, Opera
House. Admission 1Oc and 25c.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

European hotel has
changed hands and will be known
hereafter as the Lee" Every room
has been oycrhaulod and is up t,
date. Bath and electric lights. Souln
Washington street, next to fire sta.
tion. VIM. Fiolbinder, Prop. 22-l2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Cheap. Choice fancy ap-
pies by the bushel or barrel Cau
and see them. Ardmore Wall Paper
q Paint CO., four doors north Ard
more National Bank. 800
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

Subscribe for The Ardmorcitc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

satisfying manner
The critics of New York. Philadcl.
phia, Baltimore Chicago and St. Louis
unite ia giving him Instituted praise.
DO is to De hoped ho viii bc greeted
here by a large audience.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

WANTED-A colored girl to do cook
ing. apply this office or phone 159..
2Stf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
FOR RENT.

FCN RENT-Three or four rooms, fur
nished or without. Four blocks
north of Main. Address Box "a. 11tf
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room,
suitable for two gentlemen. Close in.
Electric lights Call at this office.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
LOST.

LOST-Solid gold double heart design
stick pin set with small emerald.
Finder return to this Office. 3O-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

WANTED-Reliable laundry agents
in every town in the New State of
Oklahoma. High grade work and
liberal commissions. Write to NEW
STEAM LAUNDRY. Frank Bonner,
Manager, Ardmore, !. T. 2i-tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30
WANTED.
.**++*+*%.+

Wanted-To buy 1000 possums 25c
each for large ones. JEFF Craddock.
y. Caddo street 25-G
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-30

WANTED-Men to learn barber trade.
Special inducements for limited
time. The well known Moler sys-
TEN located in % leading cities offer
constant practice, careful instruc-
tions, etc. We grant diplomas that
insure top wages. Write for cata-
logue. Moler Barber College, Kan
sas City Mo. 25-Gt
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
Township Invaded bv Froos.

Township Invaded by Frogs
Bairnsdale, an Australian township,
about 60 miles from Melbourne has
recently experienced a strange and by
no means pleasant visitation. An
army of frogs, numbering thousands,
swarmed into the town, probably from
a neighboring morass. They covered
the roads in all directions, and the
traffic slaughtered them wholesale.
They even got into the houses, where
the dogs and cats killed them by the
dozen, while thousands in many in
stances had to be swept out, dead and
alive, with brooms and shoveled into
buckets. The 1episode caused some
what of scare in the minds of the
superstitious, and some of the old folk
declared the, end of the world was at
hand. The invasion, however, finally
passed on to some more congenial
home, to sing its chorus of ''Brek-kek-
kek-kek-koax, which Aristophanes put
into their mouths. Herald.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
CHE'A A '' B
- 49, 9 < -, .sEF.! p = .I@37;@. BE- ~!
ON RUM thai HAD 7ElEEN$LEFTr
= FOR BEARS uNDoING.s
Instead Of Bruin Falling into Trap It
Was the Deacon Who Was. craftiIy
! cozened by His Neighbor.

: Deacon Greeley, many years ago q
prominent citizen of Pelham, N. H.,
and prosperous farmer, was troubled
lin spring by the ravages Of a bear,
which, emerging from its winter quar-
tiers, lean and hungry, made frequent
attacks upon the deacon's flock Of
Sheep. "
It was in vain that he attempted to
capture the beast. Hunting parties
met with no success. Traps were set
without avail, and just when the dea-
con was on the point of giving up in
despair, a. bibulous neighbor suggest"
ed novel plan Of Kidding the neigh
borhood of the pest.
Said the bibulous neighbOr to the
farmer: "Bears are fond of sweets.
Get nice clean trough; put into it a
quart of good molasses; pour over it.,
gently, a gallon of good rum. This
will leave the molasses at the bottom.
The bear to get the molasses will
drink the rum, which will stupefy him,
and you will have no trouble in dispos-
ing Of the brute"
This advice struck the deacon so
forcibly that he decided to follow the
advice. He made nice new trough
and set it out. one night back Of the
barn. Into it he put a quart of good
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
TERRIBLE SCALP HUMOR.
Badly Affected With Sores and Crusts
Extended Down Behind the Ears
Ano+her Hura hu Hu%icrra

Badly Affected With Sores and Crusts
Extended Down Behind the Ears
Another Cure by Cuticura.
"About ten years ago my scalp be-
came badly affected with sore and
itching humors, crusts, ETC., and ex-
tended down behind the ears. My hair
came out in places, also. I was great
ly troubled; understood it was ecze-
ma. Tried various remedies so called,
without effect. Saw your Cuticura
advertisement, and got the Cuticura
Remedies at once. Applied them as
to directions, etc., and after two weeks
think, of use, was clear as whistle.
have to state also that late last fall,
October and November, 1904, was
suddenly afflicted with bad eruption,
painful and itching pustules over the
lower part of the body. I suffered
dreadfully. In two months, under the
skillful treatment of my doctor, con-
Joined with Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment, found myself cured.
H. M. F. Weiss, Rosemond, Christian
Co., ILL.,, Aug. 81, 1905"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
Choir of Birds.

. At the chapel of st. Peter in Flor.
ence there is choir of birds, the only
one of it's kind in existence. The
birds-3oo in number-are all in sep.
!arate cages, which are arranged in
rows on both sides Of the altar The
leader is girl, who has had the birds
under her own personal training 70,
over two years. The whole of the
musical part of the service is most
exquisitely rendered by them: Tie
leader starts each hymn by whistline
the first few notes. and then the birds
take it up, in obedience to the move
ment of their instructors hand. !:
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
Wedding Ring in Fish's Stomach.

While fishing in the river opposite
Red Bluff, Willis Brown caught a pike
weighing over four pounds. The
young fisherman, being anxious to
make a. meal of his catch, proceeded
to dress it. While removing the en-
trails he noticed something hard in
the fish's stomach and on opening it
found a fine gold wedding ring. It Is
a plain band, and on the inside sur
face are plainly engraved "A. c. to
M. b. :
The supposition is that the ring
was lost by some person while bath
ing in; the river. A ring similar to
the one found in the fish was lost in
the river near Corning, 20 miles down
the stream from here, over year ago.
Red Bluff Correspondence San Fran.
cisco Call.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
The Nations Roads.

The wagon roads of the country be-
long to the nation-not to the States,
counties or townships. Every highway
In the land is pre-empted by the Ger
eral Government for the carrying on
Of an essential part of it's business, any
interference with which, even though
it be by a highway commissioner or
road overseer, is Immediately resisted
with the force of the Government, and
the offender sent to prison. The Cen
eral Government holds fast to the high
ways Of the land for the transmission
Of mails, and no authority, State or
county, may intervene. The Govern!
ment does not pay one farthing as
privilege in doing this. The Govern
ment does not pay one penny of the ex-
pense of improving or constructing
single foot of road in the, land, except
in it's reservations, parks and cemeter-
les. The Government has the roads
for it's own use, and under Federal
statutes, if necessary to the continu-
ance of the mails, ~all other business
could be stopped thereon without fur
Their ado about it. And yet, we have
people who think the Government
ought not to participate in the expense
of road building in the States. It is a
| fair and honest proposition to say that
the Government ought either to extend
it's aid to the States in highway conf
struction, as outlined in the BrownloW:-
Latimer bills now pending in Congress-,
Or it ought to construct a system Of
roads at it's own expense wherever it's
business, of whatever character,Se x-
tends. Road building in the United
States is national obligation. The'ob.
litigation will never be discharged until
1.-The country has a uniform system q; Of
highways. X >z& If1 >:Ts$s:y 4, " -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24

When a physician tells a woman, sui
1ering from female trouble, that an
operation is necessary it, Of course
frightens her.
The very thought of the operating
table and the knife strikes terror &c
her heart. As one woman expressed
1t, when told by her physician that she
must undergo an operation, she felt
that her death knen had sounded.
Our hospitals are full of women
who are there for just such operations
1t is quite true that these troubles
may reach a stage where an operation
is the only resource, but such cases are
much rarer than is generally supposed
because a great many women have
been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound after the doctors
had said an operation must be per-
formed. In fact, up to the point where
the knife must be used to secure instant
relief, this medicine is certain to help
The strongest and most grateful
statements possible to make come from
women who, by taking Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, have
escaped serious operations.
Margrito Ryan, Treasurer of St
Andrews Society, Indianapolis, Ind.
writes of her cure as follows:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
i cannot find words to express my thank
Tor the good Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did me. The doctor said l coule
not get well unless had an operation fol
the trouble from which suffered. knew
could not stand the strain of an operation anc
made up my mind would be an invalid fol
life. Hearing how Lydia E. Plnkham'
Ask Mrs. PInkham'S AdviCe-A Wol
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
THEY CURE ANHMIA
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Forms Of Debility.


Forms Of Debility. ;.
Anaemia, whether it results from &C.
tual loss of blood, from lack of nutrition
due to stomach trouble, OF whatever it's
cause, is simply a deficiency of the vital
fluid. DR.. Williams Pink Pills actually
make new blood. They do that one
thing and they do it well. =: -. >:
"As girl Essays Mrs. Jessie Fink, of
'180 East Mill street, Akron, Ohio, ~
suffered from nervous Indigestion and
when l was eighteen years old I was
reduced i'll weight to 93 pounds. i was
ansemic, nervous, couldn't eat or sleep,
was short of breath after the least exer-
ton and had headaches almost con-
stantly. I had doctor, of course, but
might as we'll have taken SO much water
for: all the good his medicine did me.
Finally my vitality and strength were
SO reduced, that had to take to nv
bed for several weeks at a time. I
could not digest. any solid food and for
weeks did not take any other noiurish-
ment than cup of tea or beef. broth.
while 7 was sick in bed II read Of
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Just as soon asI began to take solid food
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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-11-24
Toad Ran Through Tan.

A queer-looking creature, which re,
sembled . long. white string with q
dark head, came through the water
tap at 61S Manning avenue on Sunday,
says dispatch from Toronto, Can
ada, and as sit4 showed slight evidence
Of life it was placed =in a pail of water.
In a few minutes the object began to
shrink AS to length and enlarge il
other. ways; and s. onj developed into q
toad as large IS the :drst Joint ofz 8 big
mans thumb. & |I,