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The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
pYsPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY.

Most of US have trouble to lend.
Love will find a way, even a way
out.
Fortune doesn't always smile on the
funny man.
Success is doing a thing before soma
one else does 1t.
Marriage is the gateway from ro-
nance to reality.
Fortune never knocks az some doors
because it can't get by the janitor.
1t doesn't pay TO go entirely on tn.
theory that things 90 by contrares.
The woman who dresses better than
her friends will never be popular with
them.
Those who have greatness thrust
upon them seldom know what to do
with it.
The fool and his money are wha,
keep the rest Of us from starving to
death.
Riches have wings, but they are not
the kind of wings that are fashionable
in heaven.
Lots of wives never understand why
their husbands should need any spend.
ing money.
Some men are so fond Of sympathy
that they actually glory in being the
under dog.
II man would only pay his debts
as promptly as his grudgeS his credit
would be better.
When a girl begins to ask fellow
abou. his life insurance, the rest
ought &c be easy.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

The Madonna has at all times been
a favorite theme for the painter.
There is something so beautiful and
sacred in the love of a mother for her
helpless child that it could not but ap,
peal to him who devotes his life to
the immortalizing of beauty wherever
he can find it. In the painting under
consideration there is something more
than the mere expression of this ten.
der emotion. There are two charming
facss and an unusually interesting as.
semolage of accessories. To allow
these accessories to predominant
would be omake chaos.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

''It Is fashionable" said a rich man,
ito spend the summer in Norway. The
Norwegian rivers abound in fish, and
any one is free to angle for trout in
them. Some of the salmon rivers
rent for as much as $4,000 a year. |
know a man who has a river that he
pays $1,000 for. He often gets fish
Of GO or 70 pounds. | called on him
last year, his wife came in with i 40.
FOUNDER, 22-pounder and 51-pound-
er that she had caught herself with
In three hours"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Saved Him.

at did not kill me, but I think it
would if it had not been for Hunts
Cure. l was tired, miserable and
we'll nigh used up when | commenced
using 1t for an old and severe case
of Eczema. One application relieved
and one box cured me.
II believe Hunts Cure will cure any
form of itching known to mankind"
Clifton Lawrence.
Helena, o. T.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Under Judca,s Instructions.

Chicago-Acting under instructions
from Judge K. NJ. Lands, jury in the
federal court found the Alton road, j..
n. Faithorn, its former vice,president
in charge of traffic, and F. A. Wann,
its former general freight agent, guilty
Of giving rebates by paying the
Schwarzschild & Sulzberger Co., pack
ers, 81 a car upon traffic which the
packing company turned over to the
railroad at Kansas City.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

Zone hot day last summer 1 saw a
man digging a trench in one of the
Streets, says a lawyer. He was
wearing a black Derby and it looked
to me as if he were in imminent dan
ger of sunstroke, so stopped to speak
to him. "'YOu Cughtn't to be working
out there in the sun with a black felt
hat on | said. 1t will affect your
brain HE looked up at me upper
turbed DO you think if | had any
brains to be affected Id be doing this
work."
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

Two large photographs of the bust
OF John Paul Jones now form a part
of the collection of pictures in the
navy department library. These pho
tographs of the first American admiral
were presented to the navy depart.
ment by j. Pierpont Morgan, and are
photographs of the celebrated Mar.
Quis De Biron bust of John Paul Jones,
for which Mr. Morgan paid $4,000.
. One is in profile and the other in full
face, They are said to be the best
likeness of the naval hero extant. and
are printed in chrome tint, making
them very beautiful.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
May Allow Count eoni AIimony.

Paris-The Goulds may allow Count
Boni Castellane, husband of Anna
Gould, aiimony The count, having
been kicked ont of the chamber Of
deputies for the alleged purchase Of
votes, is standing for reelection.
Copies of the stories of his treatment
of his wife, as published in the New
York papers, are being sent to voters
in the district.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

We are pleased to see so many OF
our citizens taking pride in their
homes. The word home" next to
thaI Of mother" is the greatest ever
uttered by a human tongue. What a
refuge the home IS when the darkness
gathers. How clad one is to get a
glimpse CT home when time and space
separated him from il if even but for
a brief period.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
President Will Not Preside,

Oyster Bay, N. president Roose-
welt win not preside at the reception
the Commercial Travellers Antitrust
league is to tender William J. Bryan
at Madison Square garden, New York,
August 10. ON Mr.. Bryan's return from
around the world.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

Ernest had been absent for several
days. His teacher asked the "circle"
if any one could tell why Ernest did
not come to school. One little hand
went UP ana its owner said: Please,
teacher he's sic!i-he'a got the chick
en- co0ps," Another girl was absent
Can any one tell ne why Marie is
away" asked tnjs same teacher. Pat.
Sy gave the reason as he pipeI out:
"Marie's got an illustrated TOOTH"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

Seattle. Wash.-On July the
police Of this city, acting at the
instance Of the German government,
raided the house formerly occupied
by August Rosenberg. a bricklayer,
and found a plant for making bombs
and Internal machines.
Rosenberg left Seattle for Hamburg,
Germany May I. At that time the Ger.
man government received a warning
from Seattle that an attempt would be
made to assassinate the German en-
2eror. Rosenberg was arrested at A.
tona, Prussia, Friday.
The German consul at Seattle sub
sequently received cablegram from
Hamburg instruCting him to investi-
gate. The articles seized included more
than 200 bottles of acids and eXplO-
sives, CruCibleS, mOrtars. molds, a
furnace and considerable scrap iron.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Say a Woman Got the Money.

New York-The strange disappear
ance of 100000 from the treas
ury Of the Mutual Life Insur-
ance Co. limited by President Peabody
at the inception Of his administration
and alluded to by the Truesdale com.
mittee, has been discovered to have
been lent to a woman.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Wilson to Meet the Packers.

Misunderstanding of Agricul.
ture Wilson will soon start on his tour
of the packing centers OF the country
He will open his series of engagements
in Chicago, where he will meet the
managers of the packing interests,
heads of concerns and immediate
subordinates, and take up the mat
ters connected with enforcement Of
the new meat inspection law.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Evidently TIe Had Two.

Little Tommy was very quiet dur
Ing the first courses, and everyone for
got he was there. AS the dessert was
being served, however, the host told
a funny story.
When he had finished and the
laughter had died away, his little son
exclaimed, delightedly: Now, papa,
tell the other one."-EXChange.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
In Direct Line to the Throne.

Berlin-Crown Princess Frederick
William has been safely accouchei of
son. The boy is we'll formed and
strong. Berlin people cheered over the
birth of a babe that may some day be
the kaiser, as he is in direct line of
succession to the throne. The little
prince will be named Wilhelm, will be
christened August II, and King Ed
ward of England will be godfather.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Must Take Its Turn.

New York-Whilst District Attor-
ney Jerome intends to push prosecu-
ton with all celebrity, he does not in
tend to give Thaw murder case any
precedence over 10 homicide cases
ahead of it. The trial of the young
Pittsburg millionaire for killing of
Stanford White will probably not take
place before end of October.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Alleged Plot to Blow Up Gar.

London-The Copenhagen CORE
spondent of the Morning Leader says
that the reason for the abandonme nt
of the ears yachting trip was the dis
covery that mines had been placed in
the gulf of Finland, obviously with
the intention of blowing up the i'm
perial yacht. The appearance of a
uspicious-loolting craft in the gulf led
the authorities to employ divers. who
found several mines.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Endorsed BY Roosevelt.

Washington-It is said that the
president endorses the plan OF max
ing the coming republican congress
sional campaign on what the ad-
ministration has done during the re.
cent session.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
OPERATION AVOIDED
ExPERIEKCEOF MISS MERKLEY
She Was Told That an Operation Was
Inevitable How She Escaped It,

When a physician tells woman suf-
fering with serious feminine trouble
that an operation is necessary, the very
thought of the knife and the operating
table strikes terror to her heart, and
our hospitals are full of women coming
for just such operations.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Paid For a Kiss With His Life.

Texarkana, Tex.-James s. Wax
lace, of Hope, Ark, died at sani.
tarium here from wounds inflicted a
month ago by Pony Statewide. He
was engaged to Satterwhile's daugh-
ter, kissed her at the gate, and the
young woman's father, it is alleged,
saw the act, shot the young man and
beat him with the revolver.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Socialists Nominate Haywood

Denver, Col.-The Socialist party Of
Colorado held a convention in this
city and nominated a full state ticket,
headed by William D. Haywood, secre-
tary treasurer of the Western Fedora
ton of Miners, now in prison in Idaho,
for governor.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
To Dethrone Korean Emperor.

TokiO-RumOrS are in circulation
here to the effect that Marquis Ito,
Japanese resident general at Seoul, in
tends to dethrone the present emperor
of Korea in favor of Prince Wihwa
who is said to have declined the sum-
mons to the throne, Ostensibly on ac-
count of illness. Marquis Ito's drastic
policy in Korea is generally accepta-
BILE to the japanese newspapers.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
To Arrest Carrie Nation

Guthrie, Okla.-Carrie Nations ar.
rest has been ordered by the federal
authorities on the charge of publishing
obscene matter in her paper and send
Ing it through the mails.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Six Children, Then Triplets.

Virginia, lll-Triplets. girls, have
been born to John Holiday and wife.
The little ones weigh six pounds each.
Six other children are members of the
same family.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Transport Thomas On a Reef.

Manila-The United States trans.
port Thomas is reported to be ashore
on a coral reef near the Island of
Guam. The vessel ran 100 feet into
the reef. All on board safe.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Liohtnino Kills Baby at Breast.

Denver, Col.-While Ira Hall and
his wife were returning from a pic.
mic in the suburbs lightning struck
their carriage Both were stunned, but
quickly recovered. A babe at its
mothers breast was killed
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Killed Six Hundred Africans,

Pietermartzburg, Transvaal-Trans.
vaal volunteers, with loss of one
killed and two wounded, defeated
force of 1000 natives, killing 600 of
them.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Dominican War Renewed

Washington-The state department
learns that war has again broken out
in San Domingo. Leaders of the old
revolutionary party are endeayOring
to return to the country.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
A Terrible Trauedy,

Higbee, Mo.-George Wheeler, q,
shot and perhaps fatally wounded Mrs.
Bathena Sturgeon, Of Kansas City,
killed his 15-year-old wife and himself.
Family trouble the cause.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
BRIGHT Outlook In Kansas.

Topeka, Kas.-Reports to the sec
rotary of the state board of agricnl.
ture are that crops promise heavy
yields. Wheat Is excellent, corn in
good condition.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

When daughter paints a marine
view it is so realistic to mother that
mother feels the salt spray dashing
in her face when she looks at it.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Auree as to Abysinnia.

London-Foreign Secretary Gray for
Great Britain, Ambassador Tittoni, for
Italy, and Paul Cambon, for France,
have agreed upon the draft of the
agreement concerning Abyssinia.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Hearst Not a Candidate

San Francisco-Congressman Will
lam Randolph Hearst said:
81 would like to state very positive
ly that | am not a candidate for the
democratic presidential nomination in
1eo8u
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

A writer in weekly magazine says
there are one hundred thousand anar
Chists in Spain. Is it any wonder that
Alfonso has displayed signs of pessi
miSm concerning the future?
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
On March to the Sea.

Chattanooga, Tenn. Ten grad.
yates Of the cavalry and infantry
school at Fort Leavenworth have start
ed on students trip of review over
Sherman's march to the sea.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

The neighDC;3, as a rule, DO not con-
denim the man who smokes half as
quickly as they condemn the woman
who won't let her husband smoke.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

That annual story about the demand
for an army CT harvest hands in Kan.
sas is getting to be what distin-
guish2d Kansas man would have called
"diaDhanOaS."
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

1t is the opinion of every boy th@t
1t boys were as polite as mothers said
they should be. all The boys in the
world would gtalye to death.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

Even the hen when il drinks water
looks toward heaven" saws d Turkish
phrase maker. But it doesn't rain
?Ora, bags and worms.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13

There is one thing certain: A wom-
an will 'taye to spend ali Of next win
ter apologzing to her family if she
lets her preserves burn.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Filed information AGAINST Rockefeller

Toledo, O.-Prosecutor David has
filed information at Findlay against
Jonn D. Rockefeller and the Standard
Oil Co., alleging violation of the anti.
trust law,
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Fundamental Difference.

Teach-"In what why do the
Quakers speak differently from US,
Johnny" Johnny - They don't
swear"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
TROUBLES HANG DER
CROWNED HEADS
ALLEGED ANARCAl-T ARRESTED,
IN GERMANY, CHARGED WITH
INTENT TO KILL KAISER.
Car Abandons Cruise en- His Yacht,
X Is Said, For Fear Of Submarine
Mines-Japan Plans to Oethrcne the
Emperor of Korea in Favor Of
Prince WihWa.

Altoona, Prussia-An alleged an
archist named August Rosenberg,
who left Seattle, WASH, for Germany
recently, has been arrested here.
HE is ACCUSED OF. HAVING DE-
SIGNS ON THE LIFE OF EMPEROR
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
Threw Herself Under Switch Enqine

Threw 7erseIf Under switch Engine.
Peoria, lll,-Suffering from a sud
den attack of dementia, during
which she wandered from home and to
the railroad yards, mile away, Miss
Mary Murphy, aged "a, teacher in
the Peoria public schools, committed
suicide by throwing herself under the
wheels of a switch engine. Her head
was cut off and her body mangled. No
cause is ascribed for the act except
moor health,
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
AGAIN 4 PEACEMAKER
UNITED STATES WANTS QUIET
IN CENTRAL AMERICA.
Guatemala and Salvador Seem Anx.
ious to Arbtrate Their Al
Ieqed Differences.

Washington, D. C.-Again the
United States will probably figure as
a peacemaker. Guatemala and Saliva
dor are making overtures for the ar
bitration of their troubles, resulting
from the alleged activity of Salvador
in support of the revolutionary move
ment against President Cabrera OF
Guatemala, and it is likely that the
United States will be selected as the
country in which the board of arbtra-
ton will meet.
At the first intimation of outside in
reference in Guatemalan affairs the
state department sent the Marblehead
from Panama to prevent meddling,
and Mexico and the United States
both made 1t clear that they would
look with disfavor upon any combina-
ton of Central American powers to
overthrow President Cabrera of Qua
temala. When the position of the
United States became clear, Salvador
announced the appointment Of J. H.
Pacus as special envoy to present
the Salvadorean position to the Amer
lean authorities and prevent any Sc
rlous internal complication.
Guatemala has complained bitterly
to the United States of the conduct
Of Salvador, and charges that the lat
ter government has taken every
means to forward the cause OF the rev.
dictionary general. Barillas. and 70
hasten the downfall of President Ca
hrera
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
William WaIdor Aston III.

New York-A London dispatch says
that William Waldorf Astor is seri-
ously ILL.,
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-07-13
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CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-05

Those present were Mesdames
Granger. Bachelor. Harrison. Clark.
Hamilton. Boswell. Reitet, Cook, Weed.
Holler. Paxton, Johnson, Augustine
Lonicken. Rockwell. Shea. Baird.
Shaw. Lamb and Misses Eta HUM,
Sara Martin and Grace. Brown.
Our hats will please you. Fine Sc
iacfian RathaI Tr'a
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-05
YOU owe 1T
TO YOUR FAMILY

You owe it to your family to have
a test made for albumen and sugar, II
you are not feeling just right and have
not located the cause, to see II 1t is
Bright's Disease or Diabetes Briglft's g
Disease is alarmingly prevalent and
often starts Just that way without any
distinct symptom.
Puffiness of the eyelids, hands or
ankles in the morning or dropsy are
strong indications.
There may or may not be visible
sediment. Often in advanced cases
there is none.
Rapidly falling eyesight. drowsiness
and uraemic headaches are all ad-
vanced symptoms.
Paleness with weakness is suspi-
cious.
Kidney disease that is obstinate and
that has persisted longer than three
months Is particularly to be suspi-
cioned.
Quantitative tests used to be five
to ten dollars. We make them with
out charge. If not perfectly we'll
bring in sample. II there is no dis
ease. you will feel more comfortable
II there is. you owe it to those de-
pending on you to destroy it.
There need be no fear as to the
showing, for these diseases are now
durable by the new Fulton Compounds
for which we are agents. Free pam
phlet on application. Mitchell & Eg-
hers
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-05
FOREIGN MISSIONARIES
ADDRESS THE METHODISTS

Rev. and Mrs. Hewitt, missionaries
of the Methodist church to Japan. and
home on leave of absence of a year,
have been guests of Miss Emma Rip
ley the past week.
Mrs. Hewitt spoke very entertain
ingly at the meeting of the Foreign
Missionary Society Friday afternoon
At the close of her address refresh
ments were served in the church par
lors and an enjoyable social hour was
passed.
On Sunday evening the Foreign
Missionary Society held thank offer
ing service at which the main audi
torium was crowded. The special
feature of the program was a lecture
on Japan by Rev Hewitt, illustrated
by nearly hundred fine stereoptican
views.
There was some delay owing to the
electrical storm burning out wire,
but Prof. Eichhorn came to the rescue
and filled the waiting time with music
The war pictures were exceptionally
good. A liberal sum was realized
from the thank-offering.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-05
THE FOURTH OF JULY
CELEBRATED AT MICANITE

Independence Day was observed at
Micanite yesterday by suspension
OF business of all kinds and many peo-
pie from the surrounding country
were present to take part in the cele-
bration, which was of patriotic and
interesting character
The program of the days exercises
was as follows:
Base ball game at 10 o'clock a. m:
dinner at hotel at ~ O'Clock, noon
The subsequent program consisted
Of flag raising, reading of the Dec
laration of Independence, patriotic
songs, races, games, sports, target
shooting, etc. In the evening the
grounds, houses and mill were illum-
mated with bonfires, transparencies
and rockets. The celebration CON
cluded with a dance at Amusement
hall. 1t was one of the most notable
events in the history of Micanite.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1906-07-05
OPERATIONS TO BE RESUMED
AT THE MONTEZUMA MINE

N. e. Barnes, president and general
manager of the Montezuma Gold Min
ing and Milling company at Barnes
City, Colorado, accompanied by M. d.
Strecker of Chicago. prominent
stockholder In the company. were Wis
itors in Canon City last Saturday en-
route to the company's property in
the western part of the county. A
mining expert from Denver has re-
Gently made an exhaustive examina-
tion of the Montezuma mine. and. as
a result of his report, II has been de-
cided to reopen the property, which
has been shut down during the last
eighteen months The original issue
OF the company's stock was sold in
England, but the difficulty OF conduct
ing the mine on an economical basis
with the board of directors so far
from the scene OF operations resulted
In the sale of most of the second
series OF stock In the United States
and the shares are now held about
equally between Englishmen and
Americans Among the well known
capitalists interested In the Montezu-
ma is George Simmons OF the Sim
mons Hardware company OF st. Louis.
The president OF the concern 10 Lord
Godolphin Osborne, Of London. and