Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-09-08
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oaseball:" Both, ma'am.'
why did YOU have the sun-dial
moved, Amy Il wanted it where the
moonlight would shine on 1t, so we
could tell the time of night life
knicker-Strange they didn't name
the baby after its rich uncle. Booker
No; he looked at it, and said he'd
give them $4,000 not to.-Harper's Ba-
Ear.
Stella-Professor Lee says candy is
4 cure for fatigue. Bella That's true;
man who brings me chocolate never
makes me as tired as a man who
doesn't.
Mistress (soliloquIzingl lin afraid
this hats rather out of date Maid
oh, no, mum. It's quite fashionable.
Cook has just bought one exactly like
It--Punch
lawycr-My wife bought this rug
In my office at an auction sale Client
She paid big price for 1t, too Law
yer-lIow do you know? Client sold
1t to her.-Detroit Free Press.
A Georgia man lost leg in an acct
dent, and when they picked him up the
first word he said was: THANK the
Lord, II was the leg with the rhcuma-
ttsm IN it"'-Atlanta Constitution.
New Bookkceper (to emplOyer) -
Flow shall / enter up the five thousand
dollars that your old bookkeeper ran
away with-proft and loss? Employer
No, charge It to running expenses.
New Dentist Gin Frozen Dog -WiH
yen take gas? Bronco Bill-Wnl IL
hurt il don't? Dcntist--lt VIII
Broncho Bill-1hen, stranger. for your
sake | think Ia better take u.--Lifc.
Lady Visitor That new girl Of yours
>ecms very nice and quiet, Mistress OF
Ile House Yes, she's very quiet. She
Doesn't even disturb the dust when
she's cleaning the room. Everybodys
Journal
As small Tommy was about to climb
Into his chair at the dinner table his
mother said Are your hands clean,
lear" Course they arc" answered
Tommy III you don't believe it. look
At the towel"
where are We going 10 take lunch?'
she asked her husband, while out IN his
touring car 70, wherever we happen
to stop" he replied. Goodness You're
not going to eat ms often as that, are
Iyou. DEAR Yonkers Statesman.
Mr. City Boarder was being enter
tanned by his rural sweetheart DO
gou play and Sing When the Cows Are
N the Corn, Miss Mllyweigh?" Lord
bless you, !" she calculated. Il get
he dogs and chase en- out Harpers
Weekly.
Balty Moore-The meanest man has
been again discovered. Calvert, Jr.-
Where this time? Balty Moorc--ln
ohio as usual. This chap is making
money by selling the weather predie-
lions furnished by his fathers rheuma-
tism. Baltimore American.
A physician started a model insane
asylum with a special ward for crazy
rhauffeurs and motorists but ! don't
see any patients" said visitor to
whom the automobile ward was shown.
on the physician replied, they're
all under the cots fixing the Stats -
Tipping.
"l'n take that" said the man. Ind
'aung sllvermounted handglass, land
/ ,,.s,+ ,,,, l., ..r.,vp ,,a ~, a. tprDn.
J. y. to Phyllis" Every WE'LL replied
he salesman. well put is on the back
1ere 80 "Oh, no put It around the
edge ON the front, wnnt her to see
IT, Philadelphia Ledger.
Mamma" asked the little girl. has
| Mr. Brown got heart dIsease?' 81
| ion't know. my child Why do you
ilskr' We'll It says in my new book
hat faint heart never won fair lady,
aud when / saw Mrs. Brown / made up
NY mind that something must be wrong
with his Toledo Blade
Il understand" began Mrs, Galley,
Gcrnly. that you have been seen at
be fhcatcr with my husband ---"
Well" interrupted the pretty govern
ass. dehantly. what Of that?' well,
Miss Feeder If you wish to remain In
ny employ you'll have 10 keep better
company Philadelphia Press.
OH. the Whale Dairy Maids
'Do you keep a whale:' some fair
visitor may Inquire next century as
,ue pour, the cream over some newly
.ourYofcd breakfast food. A practical
minded professor up along the cana
l.ga coast has learned the art Of milk
ing .He whale and declares this dairy
snoJue 60 be 1858 nutritious and as pal