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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17
THE SAFETY VALVE.
~ ROBERT J. SHORES.

BOHEMIAN skccHANAL.
Standing ON tho corner. counting
up your pslo.
Finding you have Just enough to
take ono little smile.
Amt Il awful Jolly IN BohenIa7
Hunting up a sandwich-cart 70 eat
a hamburg steak.
Getting sort Of tired 0f SOUP
never cared for cake
Roast and eniree. an are one. for
the landlords sake
That's wha, makes n Jolly IN 30
hemiai
Walking down 20 business. passing
up the car.
Try It for a week or two and see
how strong You are
Aint u awful Jolly Ia Bohemla2
Never have 20 worry DER the TAR.
~ OF the hack.
Cabs are only good 10 dodge-it's
fun when you've the knack.-
When you feel you're slipping. Why
you simply sand the track
You really grow athletic 10 10
hemiai
Beer IN bottles. taken home. costs
but fifteen cents.
Folks who lean against the bar
must be very dense
Amt Il awful jolly m Bohemla1
Walking On the morning. feeling
mean az ain.
There's no cause 20 worry iuat be.
cause you're out OF tin
Take tho bottles back again and
cash tho coupons tn
We study mathematics In 10.
hemial
Art for arts sake"-that Is why
we are living thus:
Money may mean much 10 some
Il don't mean much 10 us
Amt II awful jolly In Bohemia
We are generous by nature. and
knowing well that you
Who are burdened down with mon.
eybags. would like to get In,
too,
Well LET you give ND all your coin.
and when you've not a sou
You're qualified for jolly old DO.
hemiai
In Portland. Ore. q preacher has
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

A New York woman has Invented
a flying machine net tt wotka. II
anYhady solves the problem OF
aerial navigation Il will be a
woman. It's natural for Women IA
ftY high
Maybe those i0.ono JAPANESE
Fighters reported TO he Ia Hawaii
are only iiu jitau teachers.
Recorder Coff. of New York. has
decided that a. n no crime for a
mau 60 Kiss glrl on her doorstep
nut where IL girls doufutepf
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STAR DUST
BY Josh"

FIRST PR,xr ron CONTRIBUTION 81 SECOND pHlxe ~
ssnp IN youR YARNS. MAKE EN- BRIEF. AND Address
-Josa WISE" THE STAR
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

Ny experience with stennEra.
pliers has bern that they paste
more than haf their time in tr1ins
- iook pretty aud In talking aboat
the bofa
THAT hasn't been nv experiences
NJ strno9rnphrr. Tor instance. ner.
81 spends a ninafe In fruat pf a
mirror With a powder rag neVst
keeps a box ~ candy on the t9ps.
writer table. never stops work %
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pessnt msntlen sss.lL

Out Ia peuyer h q small fassaa.
rant kept By a man Who eeidenllY
believes Ia being strictly up odate
Ia front % the plaos IL BLACK
board which bears the following
uEsTAtfUA&T
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17
A WORD FROM JOSH WISE.

On union thars II
strength aud a
whole lot tsaaoa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17
Olympic Market

Pho street. between Flfat aud Sec
ond. saves half your meat bills
Try them aud be convinced op
poHlto he bon Mhtche 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

received
number taooo THE represnuns increase 10000 output
for the closing
The meet the demands made upon them
In machine hens rossb, be
strueed during oomine year
Al the exhibit aud automobile fixtures In New
feS "a deent maehaes are displayed representing total aais
These figures osl partially Indicate tho tremendous hold which
this method OF transportation country foreign
makes OF machines must be added f show
that
Clearly automobile hon to STAY aud Is TO be calculated
upon as potential factor the industrial and social o Of the pfe
he future
Great steps evolution have resulted from smaller
What bosan expensive tho rich rapidly
becoming popular necessity Constant attention the develop
ment OF how priced motors steadily Increasing the uod Of
falnass
The automobile bound like trolley car mmsaaashly
extend she residence districts Already
las magazine thinks he oaeea mighty city. 300 miles long
az miles width extending Portland
Maine 20 Washington result faat troreys
mobiles
a dream bur even dreams have been ouaone b.
one interesting important tho common Of
the automobile . the popular nteesi sxctes mechanism
Every automobile show eaetto mechanics
thousands eagerly become absorbed pupils
Tho eoo' cart dryea by @ the Of peoples lives
IS one thiag
automobile factor Ia Industry pleasure business
and social evolution IS quite a aIrfrrent thing
The shows the slasss u The
demonstrates the geaeral pfogfess Of the mass
THERE Is MORE FAMtNg II CHINA IT Is Not suRrRis
isE rhs Japs at last are setiias meal shero
USUAL CHRISTMAS CONES Rur oNcE rms YEAR
financially ii couldn't come o'eaeF than that anyway
STAGE LuMINARY URGES THAT RICH SucN SUPPORT
the stase Goodness that's theta
ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE WAR MINES BLEW Up PAS.
seaseT ship near vadoa rs hard TO keep floating mine IN
the discard
RAILROADS INDICTED n urAu ron swIrrNG coal
lands That doesn't eaa IN the Seuio bat seattle
Of the Eoudola
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...*..%*%-% -+%.*+-.##.-.
TO JOLLY A DIPLOMAT
SHOW HIS COLORS

4 wASfiiSGfoS. p. g Dee. it-In these aaYs 4
J much iutsraafisaal entertaining u b-hoovsH the
I hostess % smart Sinner parties 10 lap supply
| ~ flags aaa ragftatie snibi.Ena one o. the
concsits Of the season l. 90 sBorn The table sta
| penuAnts and flags IN lieu q flowers ana massive
silver
When MFH. Root tuueh~on ~ hanaF of
Mrs Lee. wife n Mai Lee o. the British array.
formerly Mtsa Ruth Moore. - New York her bqnra
was brave In Unian Jacks and lions and untearua
AZ each END 81 the table fying from silver at4rfs
the stars and stripes ana the flag ~ Great
Britain Small fiags and red earuatiena frufn
miniature lake. edged wtth ferns and Tiny palms
we're uniea Jacks and the nags u the American
army ard navy
IN. rtis during the coming winter. n hostess T.
hassaaor 20 liuntus hsf dinner party
IL caIor in ever
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

who ara those communicating
persons over there
Members OF the Cochin family.
believe"
You didn't speak 10 them
No. theyrc not tn cur set
What You neveF have picked
the wrunK horse ia a race
No str never have. insisted
the man with the whisknra
Then al can aaY u that Ioa -
Nuadar."
"oh. no. never tried 70 pick
the right one
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

Hos doses the new man strike
Yuu tho foromaa asked the old
workman
Had vcry FIRST thlnE be hl, ne
Tor a dime
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

RAILROADS INDICTED ~ UTAH FOR swiPrNG COAL
lands the seutio.
o ne roudoia
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door.
Tho laekaya. with al that they
wore.
Fof these styles don't 60 any more
A. Sunderland House
Tho 1auer. we note with regret.
u nh plain as a person eaa get
Win hot even small eqr1nat
~ cumberland House
AM whats IN nHme. a. Fou Haff
What elise could as aufiE portray
How eveythinr'a Mudefsd today
A. Sunderland House.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

CHRISTMAS SENTIMENT.
Good will 20 men" the butcher
quofh
As he unhootod tho Christmas
bird.
Good will 20 men" ffe was not
Ioath
To give away q cheering word
I dld not doubt be meant Il till
I saw the bill.
Good viii 70 men, the fufrief
said as he wrapped up the sealakin
saeque.
Good viii to mcn"--ho had me
dead
He knew / could not send If
back.
dld not doubt he meant e TIL
I saw the billl
Good viii to men," each greeting
We hear II now on every side.
From merchants and from rola.
tiyes-
None has the sentiment denied.
We DO not doubt they mean Il TIL
We see the biiii
WHEN THE JOKE COMES TRUE.
Nov f. the timN when the rhyme.
sfors rhyme
OF the coming Of ST. Nick;
And the tolsers joke TIL their read.
ers choke
OF the children getting sick
From eating stuff when they've
had enough,
TIL they Nc on the floor aud
kick.
And the artists draw the mother.
inIaW
Who comes for the holidays:
And the iurid tie that your wife
viii buy
And listen 30 your praise
With every thought for the one
that bought
And none for the one that pays
Theirs are other things that the
poet sings.
which belong 10 tho yule.tlde. too.
II is awfully funny the lot Of
money
II costs for the things we do,
When Santa calls. but the thing
that gals
Is that some Of the jokes are
true.
A New York actress has married
Plttsburg plumber, Has the
PtttsburR supply Of regular mil.
lIonairea given Out2
The latest military order de
manda that 10 order 90 gain ad.
mission 10 the United States army
svry applicant must have 81 least
four teeth. THIS Is no doubt to
<void the possibility u the army
ss<iag OFF more than II can chow.
Closing out watches. diamonds
sn1 ieweiry ~ bargain prices.
Uncle doe. 81 Znd ave. -
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why DO you insist upon HttthE
in a box oyory time We 81 to the
theaterf asked the old faarHed
man.
Well. my dear" replied his wife.
awaotly. ITS not Tor the same fea.
aon sou ait In the first row when
yuu 40 % the tuualeal comedies
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

In Portland. Ore. q preacher has
introduced the gramophono and
dismissed the choir With a few
moving pictures OF the Passion
Play and a photograph they might
do away with the minister, too.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

ANOTHER ONE or THOSE WAR MINES BLEW Up PAS
ship vadivoso rs hard floating mIae
tho discard
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

4A4AsststtsstAt a
prize Winners last Week. =
aH
Fifai " 4. G.
Second May Cooper =
4. 4. G. Send HddrehH
'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

STAGE LuMINARY URGES THAT MEN SUPPORT
the Goodness that's Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17
Meat Prices That Please

Al the city HaIi Market 600 rlird
nv. near YeHlef Hidain airata,
izAc. rlb Hteaka. Zoe. poi tuaHtH.
O. Ia So Ind 1922. Maiu alas go
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

An old woman Of exceeding
stoutneas was making efforts. not
Immediately successful. To enter
the door OF bus A hos 90 the
top leaned dowa aud cried. keai8l
81. TRY sideways. mother. try
aidewaYu'" To which the old
WOMAN responded Lus' hieaa -.
lad. ainT got nu hianWafns
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

THERE Is MORE FAsiINg II CHINA IT Is NOT suRPl
iax The laps last setting square meal there
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

This VII BE- IN. rule during the eui
- fortunate a. % SECURE an an hassas
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

AS USUAL CHRISTMAS CONES Bur ONCE TINS YEAR
Financially couldn't oheaer that anyway
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

Nj smith--StranFe that after
reaching the top Of the ladder be
should fall 50 suddenly
Mr Jones herr Vas a woman
az the bottom % Il
EDSA DAVIS.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

Mr. perkins John Atkinson has
discovered a now substitute for
coal
Mr JInkcna What does be call
IT,
Mr. pefhuna Mud fuel
Mr. Iinkena ny George. I'll bet
that's the very stuff my coal dealer
sold me the other day for 81 a
tun.
Edna DAVIS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17
Blankets for Gifts.

Blankets for Gifts.
Nothing more suitable for any
member OF the household than
our Dainty White Blankets,
made OF pure whlto Oregon
Wool, the finest, fleeelest OF
woods. pretty pink or blue Dor
der; extra large size; pair
.......s....sss sNIO.DO
others for less.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

Closing out watches, diamonds
sn1 feweiry ~ bargain prices.
Uncle doe. 81 2nd ave. -.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

A New York actress has married
PlttsburK plumber. Has the
PittsburR supply OF regular mil.
lIonairca given out?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-17

The latest military order de-
manda that 10 order 20 gain ad.
mission 10 the United States army
svry applicant must have 81 least
four testh This Is no doubt To
<xoia the possibility Of the army
s,-ing of more than Il can chow
cIoslne out Watches. diamonds
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14

lawyer, n business man nor poll
tician in the ordinary sense of the
word. He is noted agriculturist and
has been called the most useful man
in the state of Kansas on account of
what he has done to make the farmers
of the state prosperous. Senator Co
burn was born on Il farm in jefferson
county, Wis, in 1916 and at seventeen
enlisted In the Union army. He served
turing the remainder of the civil war
in two regiments and mustered out at
Fort Gibson, l. T., in 1866. The next
wear he went to Kansas, walking
nCrOSs the Missouri river on the ice.
He got job as Il f,rm hand from his
eld colonel. A few years later he had
farm OF his own. In 1869 he married
Miss Lou jenkins. He worked at farm
ing until 1880, when he was called into
the service of the state board of agri-
culture. He has since been identified
with that board except for several
years spent as editor of live stock
journal. He has written extensively
on live stock and agricultural SUBJ
IcctS. was judge OF live stock at the
Columbian exposition at Chicago and
was chief of the department of live
stock at the worlds fair at st Lnuis.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Making Revolutions Useful.

People who DO not understand the
spirit OF the South American countries
are apt to think dreadful things about
them, talking about their revolutions
behind their back In Il WAY they would
never venture to do il brought up face
to face with the revolution and given
an introduction.
The fact is the revolution when tam
ed and trained can he made to serve a
very useful purpose. aud when one Of
the so called banana republics gets
used to It 1t wouldn't think of trying to
keep house without IL.
Revolutions save expense. too, and
any quantity Of energy usually eXpeud-
ed i'll street oratOry, rs they make II a
practice To take the place OF general
election. Whenever one man thinks an
other has been president long enough
he organizes revolution. If he Is sue
cesSful he is elected without further
ceremony. Can you wonder that in
Central America they openly declare
that revolution is all wool and an
isthmus wide?
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14

AT ESSEN.
ent post at Rome he was adviser to the
legation at Peking. 1t is said that he
will give up the diplomatic service
and be manager of the gun works.
The woman he has won for Il wife IL
not only possessed of vast wealth, but
has more than the usual allotment Of
common sense and kindly heart that
has prompted her to devote perhaps the
major portion of her time to improving
the conditions of the working people,
numbering about 2OOOO0. including en-
ployeeS and families. over whom she
rules as virtual queen. Two years
ago, at eighteen, she came into posses
sion of the gun works, valued at $751;
WlO.OOO, and on her mothers death
she will come into the ownership Of
much other property, while her younger
sister, barbara, is also handsomely pro-
vincd for. Fraulein Bertha was brought
up by her father, the late Baron Alfred
krupp, to understand thoroughly the
business in which he and his father
made fame and fortune. and she Is re-
putcd an expert on the subject of guns
and armOr plate She lives in yerta-
bic palace ut Essen, but her tastes are
simple, and she is very earnest in the
discharge of her heavy responsibilities.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
E;S Last Resort.

Lady" whu.y. de lamp at the
wayside cottage, cant Yer help poor
earthquake sulfcrcrT
"Ah, get out" snapped the stern
housewife. You We're never in San
Francisco in your life"
We'll, den, mum, can't yer help Il
volcano sufferer"
What? Why, you have never been
near NcsuvIus."
"Ah, well, den, I'm jest a bulldog
sufferer. Gimme II piece Of pc."-De-
trot Tribune.
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He Respectfully Subscribed.

One of the stories attributed to Bish-
Op Potter concerns young and mex
called to a city charge. At the end Of
the first month his salary was paid by
n check ana he took it to the bank and
passed it in at the paying tclIcr's Win
dow. The official looked at it and then
passed it back
ITS perfectly good" he said, "balt
l will have to ask you to indorsc it,"
The young clergyman took his pen
and wrote across the face of the check,
Il respectfully subscribe to the senti-
ments herein expressed. ."-philadelphia
Ledger.
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his students the other day during n lee
ture on chemistry by relating a story
about an old German professor who in
narratin% the fact that cyanide of po-
tassium was very deadly poison went
so far as to say that zone drop of this
stuff placed on the tongue of rabbit
would kill the strongest manr-New
York Times.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Wit and Humor
Of
BENJAMIN F. BUTLER

EN EkAL. BUT
l.ER was one of
the most force
iul. though one
of tie III ost
eni matte. char
aCtCrS rN cr
thrown to tho
surf Il &c of
American public
life. Few men
have been more
rcvilcd and &c
nOunccd. vet the
sheer iutcllcctu-
nj strength of
few has been
more generally
recognized.
Buffers s wit
had Il certain
savage quality.
like the man.
IilS rrtortS were
usually cru Sh
ing, ovcrwhclm-
iny 4 fnInpua
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WAddeLZ >>
Talks on
Pitching
Noted TaOuler Says Fast
MshOOt Is His Chief
Dependence -" SiSe Up
the Batters' Weak
Points" - Th,,o7v Ball
Close to Left Handed
Men.
BY RUBE WADDELL.

or Philadelphia Athletics. and rival OF
Jack Chcshro for American league pitch
ing premiership.
One of the first things Il pitcher
ought to have is knowledge of bats
mems weaknesses. Just this knowl-
edge keeps many old timers in the
game after their pitching arms are not
nearly so good rs those of younger
men. When l first began to pitch in
the National league, or Louisville, in
1897, l started Il journal and jotted
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Tested Her.

81 understand our friend the book
agent s to get married"
Yes, he found girl to whom he
couldn't sell a book after II three hours
trial, and he thought She would he n
good person to deposit his earnings
with every Saturday night"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Humor no Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
MATTER OF OPPORIULIY.

We make faces at tn" CRATER
And to sCOrn hold up h.S t..h".
And the things that L." goes .,I;cr
We speak up and call a br.nc.
Nothing softer can We ma . il
Under any CirCumStau,
But would we refuse to t.l," II
If We had half a chau'..
Though in Colors h" Is painted
That are very black inGo'd.
And we call his money tIut 4
And his actions fr"n2i"i greed.
II IL seldom We r,fuS" 1t
Never. might better say
For we know where we can use II
II he's giving II away.
To be honest IS a matter
That Is easy II wc'r" not
Present when they plss tn" platter
As the spoils are piping hot.
But man is apt to carry
on very tidy bit
II he gets a chance to tarry
In the halls where graftrrs SIT.
After all. It's human nature.
Though we may despis" the game
And denounCe the legislature
For the taking OF the same.
When we get in Il position
Where the stun is in the air
We forget our lofty mission
And reach out to get share.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

A man looks good to you when he
looks profitable.
While II is never too late to mend, II
Is sometimes too late to unmend.
When man gets stuck on himself
may he be said to have made a bad
bargain?
The greatest good to the smallest
number seems to be getting quite q
start on Miss Democracy.
Though an artist may draw a con-
clusion. he can't sell 1t.
II takes man with great head to
dodge responsibility.
BE good. but do not be n good thing.
When ship gets sick they natural
ly send II to dry dock.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Getting His Reward.

"Did you go to the king of Spain's
wedding?"
'No he didn't invite me-"
"perhapS he heard of the way you
were talking on the street during the
late war"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Sees the Point.

"The law is no reSpecter Of persons"
''PoSSihly not. but the dictionary says
pOcketbooks and persons are two diff
ferent things"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Long md Short of Ii.

Scribbles-I wonder why it takes pay
dAy so long to come around.
Ritcr-lt only seems long when you
are short ana the shorter you are the
longer it scems.-Philadclphi Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
A FARMER SENATOR.
Such VIII BE the New Member From
Kansas, +. ID. COburn.

Foster Dwight Coburn, who has been
appointed by Governor +. W. Hoch Of
Kansas to the seat in the senate re-
signed by j. Ralph Burton, is neither
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Couldn't Be Worse.

what is Welman'S idea OF going to
the pole In a balloon"
Say, did you ever try walking
thereY'
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Quite a Rest For Him,

"She speaks six different languages"
"I'd hate to be her husband"
"But he only understands one of
them"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
Printing and kissing.

Teacher-Now, Tommy, can you tell
me when printing was invented?
Tommy-In Adams time. lie print
ed the first kiss on Ewes lips.-Mono-
typist.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14

At another tIme-this was while But
Ter was still Republican-he proposed
Il Sunday session. Samuel J. Randall,
the Democratic leader. opposed this rs
Il dcSeCration of the Sabbath
con, pShaw," responded Butler, don't
the Bible say that 1t is lawful to pull
your OK or ass ont of Il pit on the Sab
bath day. You have seventy three
asses on your side of this house that
l want to get out of this ditch. and
think am engaged in holy work"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14

example occurred in congress. Butler
intimated that proliX speaker WAS
transgrcsSIng the limits of debate.
'Why. general" said the member
rcproachfully, you divided your time
with me"
Il know did" rcjoincd Butler. but
didn't divide eternity with you"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14

General Butler was Il great lawyer,
but he was n terror to judges. One day
he had hadgercd an occupant of the
bench until the judge. ont of all pa
thence, pctulantly asked. What does
the counsel suppose | am on this bench
forE' Scratching his head n minute,
Butler replied, well, l confess your
honor'S got me there"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14
How lie Goes to Work.

How He Goes to Work.
Redd-DOes he 90 to work in his
automobile every day?
Greene-Wcll, frequently he goes to
work under it.-YOnkers Statesman.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1906-07-14

General Butler once asked n young
lawyer to brief a case. The attorney
did so, but left the brief at home on the
table However, he said he had the
whole ease in his head and could pre-
sent it from memory
Young man." said the general. the
next time you have Il brief to prepare
for me bring me the brief and leave
your head at home on the table,