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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1906-08-25
LOCAL BRIEFS

Miss Louise Mayer returned to her
home in Kansas City Wednesday
afternoon, after a visit with her
c)us!n, Miss Ollie Hacker.
Andrew Marks Mrs. Joseph Long
and Miss Annie Long returned from
st Louis Wednesday afternoon.
Master Walter Peters, Of Kansas
CITY, who has been visiting his aunt,
Mrs. Clara Moore, went to Higgins.
vile Wednesday night.
Miss Garry Field went to Houstonia
Thursday morning for a few days
stay.
Miss Florence Arnold and Miss
Grace Adams returned from a stay il
McAllister Springs Thursday morning.
Mrs. 3. B. Henry and Mrs. B R
Ireland went to McAlister Springs
wednesday night for a weeks stay.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Bugke re
turned to Kansas City Wednesday
evening. after a visit here with
relatives.
Mrs. H L Smith, Of Laru,d.
Kansas, is visiting Mr. and Mrs. All.
Weber and will spend several weeks
here. She is one Of the early settlers
Of Larned.
Lightner the Wizard, that wonder
ful magician, and a superb company O.
talented assistants, will be the at
traction at the New Grand Aug "a
John K. Taubman returned Fl M
81 Louis Thursday morning, where
%has bee spending his vacation.
lGENcER Is in rece pt
years refused yaca- Oscar Audreen
behold, when these
were looked into it {
long stretches of MHM ~
an tapping the till. 6
&c any vacation, of w
lson that they were ~
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1906-08-25

; WIZ D years TtIUSeu Vaca-
and 10 and behold, when these
accounts were looked into it
|lnd that for long stretches of
hey had been tapping the till.
|ouldn't take any vacation, of
for the reason that they were
their substitutes would dis
heir crookedness.
ware the vacation hater. The
] arc thnt he is q thinf L. L.
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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Suburban News
WATERFOWL JOTTINGS

Taft's hockey team defeated the Springfield High school team yester- day by the score of 10 to 0. Spring field plays in Pomfret today. The funeral of Miss Sarah Magee was held yesterday afternoon and was largely attended Miss Ella McDaniels has accepted a position with the New England Pin company of Watervflle.
 The property of the NJ. Heminw',y X Sons silk mill which has been as sessed for S1OO.O0O for many years, Has been increased to S15O,OO0.
 Miss Tracy of Hartford returned to her home yesterday after q brief vis-. it with MT and Mrs Charles \. Perry.
 The sanitarium of Dr Jackson has a full complement of patients at the present time and more applications are received that he can accommo- date.
 Mrs James Gamble who has been in Simonsyille has returned home.
 The ladies of Christ church are mak- ing preparations for the annual .kettledrum" to be held in the Town hall Thursday afternoon and evening, February Sth.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
OAKVILLE HAPPENINGS

 Mrs NJ. J. Oliver of Torrington is spending few days with friends here.
 W. c. Bradley. who up to a few months ago, was employed by the Oakville company, will again enter their employ Monday morning. MT Bradley has worked for the Oakville company fourteen years
 Mrs Joseph Baird is recovering from her recent illness.
 MT and Mrs J. Loughlin attended the funeral of a relative in Watertown yesterday afternoon.
 Miss Mary Stoddard who has been on the sick list for some time past is improving.
 Mrs J. S. Stoddard and daughter, Mrs c. l.. Warner, have returned from a visit with friends in Thomaston.
 D. W. Broderick has returned to Ansonia after brief stay with his brother r. r. Bru,ierick, of Newton Heights.
 Chester Boyd of Valatie, N. Y., is visiting with R. H. Davidson on Davis street. .--, .-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Rr.IraI st AtInntic Tifx.

ATLANTIC CITY. V. |. Jan. 2T.- Enthusiasm ia The greatest religious revival that this city and probably the entire state has ever known reached it's highest pitch last night. Fired by 'he meeting conducted hy Clarence R. Strouse. the evangelist. in the big thea Yer on Ysung's Ooezu pier. the cvngre- zstiau of nearly 3nsr st the close of tba service msrs-ils,i and countermarch- ei ou ihs boardwalk and principal streets singing inc Glory song and 0thay famous evangelical hymns.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Election Triumph Killed Him.

LONDON. Jan. 21.-Thomas Higgins who successfully contested North Gal way against Colonel Joha Philip Nolan WAS found dead in bed at his hotel al Tuam- The tragic occurrence is at tributed io the excitement of the poll ing acting m weak heart. Mir. Hig gins was one of the most militant Ma tionalists in the west of Ireland and had many conflicts with the police He was imprisoned under the crimes act during Arthur ]. RaIfour's tenure of the chief secretaryShip of Ireland.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Priests After pr. Kempster.

MILWAUKEE,, Wis. Jan. 27.-"Dr. Kempster has put the Catholic church in an improper light before Milwau- keeans," said the Rev. J. J. Ryan. fin saying that Catholic priest told him that he had done right in ending the life of a suffering woman for whom there was no hope of recovery. The Catholic church cannot approve of any such action. It does not hold that it Is permissible for any physician to take the life of an innocent person no matter what the circumstances and conditions. The right to take life rests with Cod
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Double Suicide Ut Pkiladelphia.

PHILADELPHIA. Jan. 27. 7.-- With every crevice in their sleeping apart. ment tightly plugged and with the Illuminating gas turned on full, W. A. Sewell and Leo T. Livingston. both of Baltimore and long time friends. were found asphyxiated in their room in a boarding house here. The death of the two men was reported by the police as supposed suicide" Sewell. it is said, was tired of life, and Livingston was an unintentional victim of Sewelrs de cision to commit suicide. Sewell had been out of work for some time and had been Respondent over his failure to obtain employment.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
WRECK AT MARTINS CREEK.
Lackawanna Train Derailed-Pas- m4 aengers Iu1ur0d. Ft

Lackawanna Train Derailed-Pas-
 @, senEers Injured.
 EASTON, Pa, Jan. 27.--A passenger train on the Bangor and Portland divi. sion of the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western railway was wrecked at Mar. { tins Creek Junction, and several pas sengers and trainmen were injured. The train ran into an open switch and crashed into a freight train. The trains came, together with such force that passengers were thrown out of the win sdows and through the doors of the cars.
 The most seriously injured were: pr. William Schaffer. president of the Ban gor National bank. thrown through window. shoulder dislocated and cut about the head and face: William War ner of Bangor, seriously cut about the head. caused by being forced through the door of car: M. Connolly, Martins Creek, leg fractured.
 Several other passengers, brakeman and car inspector were cut and bruised. E.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Cuba's Gift to Miss Roosevelt.

HAVANA, Jan. 27.-The senate has unanimously passed an appropriation of S25.000 for the purchase of a we'd ding gift for Miss Alice Roosevelt. Senor Zayas said that Cuba always owed some evidence of appreciation to her unfailing friend. Theodore Roose- welt, and that the wedding of his daughter afforded opportunity to dem- onstrate Cuba's love for and apprecia- tion of her illustrious father.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
c-,tr.i y-rneat E.pr-.. Wrecked.

BURLINGTON. Vt Jan z1- The New England states limited. an ex- press oa the Vermont Central. bound from Boston for Montreal wsS wreck ed last nixht at Boiton- Vt. by running into . switch which is thought 10 have be>n opened with msli~ieus intent. Six ears Jeff the rails and were prze- rirzilv demolished. bsr nsn- sf rhe pes RnGSrS ar trsiuurn was sertgu<iy hurt sItbsz<h number of p-ers5ns re- csfvea severe Fnjuries-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
H~Ia For Fsr.-ri-. Ir EnsI..s.

NEW YORK Isn- Recognized hv nstseJivs Ssrxesnts Csin and Collins as one Of a hand af boakInssers and sHTHdlerS charged with taking sss0.o1 hv ferEsries from fie Bank gf Liver pooI 5u Ts2. James Nsines. alias Names. uss arrested here and fs held for the Is9-pE1n ppIEe~- Inspector Me IIsughIfn intervievei the prisoner and said hs was 2 veil knsEu rzrI shsrrer ard xui1sfie-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
kias sIfen.e-. wosIns.

B1ARRITZ. France. Ian. 27.-KinE Alfonso returned 70 Bisrritz and lunrh- ed privately with Princess Ena of Rat. tenherg and her mother. Princess Hen r. His majesty took Princess Ems on 2 trip 'g Bayenne in Lord DadIey-s sutomOhile. On returning the king rested for a short time in a room re- served for him st the hotel and then din~i with inc PrincesSes. King AL fo1so returned to San Sebastian last night
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Ask sss po Fer Bsok..

CHICAGO. Jan zT-A J. NcDuree. st the Great Ng-rksru bs-sL fell III of fever and darf1g thst r@-io8 is said to have beruue h5bE11saic- Tpa1 his rpyuEerv hs was confronted wfth bs1x fe- s5ass Nsrrh ef sIl kTnds Sf hcoks. hur NrI.If-e ssv< hs fses nes rpmem h-r hav5az .ay h-ppxs Th4rp arp nv eawe Isssss vpsumes Ia hi< rpzas Nsnr wers fs Fuxs .1sr5sss
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
D. B. Hill to Go South.

ITHACA. \. T.. Jan. PIE. W. Huff cutt, chairman of the grievance con- mittee of the State Bar association. an nounced at the request of David B. Hill, who has been ordered south by
 his physician. the investigation of Hilrs relations with the Equitable Life As surance society will be postponed until his return. He will return April 1. '.'t'
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Fatal Fire In sch-nrct.dy Mill.

SCHENECTADY. \. Y. Jan. 2I.- The family of Edward McHugh Is now convinced that he lost his life in the fire which destroyed the grain mill and ele- vator of Close Bros. here. Coroner Dsttharn and thief Yates of the fire department directed the search for his remains until after dark. but no trace of them has been found.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
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 Groceries.

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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Missing Girl at Upper Potomac,

UPPER POTOMAC. W. Va. Jan. 27 Columbus Paugh of this place claims to have located Miss Maud Haynes, aged twelve. who, according to a news. paper dispatch. mysteriously disap- peared from her home at Oakland. Pa, about the middle of December. 1905.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Msrder at Dounin.ton.

DOwNINGToN. Pa. Jan. 2T.-Thom- as Valley has been arrested here charg- ed with the shooting of Joseph B. Car penter and Lizzie Carpenter. his wife. Carpenter was killed almost instantly, and his wife is in a serious condition.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Gold Medal For Divine sarah.

BOSTON, Jan. 2I.-In recognition of the services of Mme Sarah Bernhardt to French drama the Cercle Francais of Harvard university presented the actress with a gold medal last night. The medal of the organiza ton was never before given to a woman.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Governor su,,d.. Retention.

BOSTON. Jan. 21.-Members of the boards of government of Msssachu- setts cities and towns and their wives were guests last night of Governor Curtis Guild and Mrs. Guild at a re- cention at the Hotel Somerset.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-27
Killed Trying to Protect Wife

COATESVILEE Pa. Jan. 27.--While eadeavoring to protect his wife from attack Boyd Carpenter was shot and killed by unknown assassins. His wife was also shot and is not expected to re- cover. +.. ts--4+ ~. .~.ss ..
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
How Johnny Cot Rid
Of His Dog Tige

YOHNNY'S dog. Tige. was nui-
sance. His pet theory must have
= been that all things were created
to be destroyed least. so his prac-
tees Indicated JOhnny's folks were
anxious 10 lie rid of Tige. and at last
they decided 10 work upon the Lads af-
fections with lucre
Johnny" said his father one day,
I'll give you s. if you'll get rid Of that
dog"
Johnny graSped nj the amount. swal-
lowed hard at thought Of Tige and said
be would think il ever.
The next day at dinner he made the
laconic announcement. Pa, got rid of
Tige"
We'll. / certainly am delighted to
hear it, said the father. Here's your
money. You've earned it. How did you
get rid of the nuisanceY'
Traded him Ia Bill SimpkinS for two
yellow pups. answered Johnny.-Lip-
pincOtts Magazine
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
TAKEN AT A DISADVANTAGES.
Professor Realized He Was Distinctly
Out of His Element.

Rather than disappoint the class the
professor of moral philosophy, who
was suffering from a nervous head
ache, had read the lecture prepared
for the occasion, and was waiting to
answer any questions that might be
asked by the students.
L beg your pardon, professor said
one of the young men, but there is
one point that is not quite clear in
my mind. Suppose that a hypothesis
or perhaps it would be more near
~ synchronous to speak of it as a
corollary-in a case of mental disci-
pine, or, we will say, a verbal agree
ment, as to the abstract principles in
volved, what would be the correct at
titude when two or more propositions,
apparently concrete, but really differ
entiated by vagueness not wholly
imaginary, but more or less compli-
Gated with the personal equation?
Does it not SO occur to you?"
Il am not sure that l follow you"
answered the professor, wiping his
perspiring forehead. Please state the
proposition again, a little more sim
ply"
What want to know is this: When
a process of reasoning assumes the
form of o dilemma, not unnecessarily,
of course, but none the less ambigu-
Gus because of the apparent contra
dictory nature of the qualities, or,
rather, the assumption that the ex-
istence of the ethical problems under
consideration depends upon the state
or condition of mind, thus placing the
responsibility for the relative diverg
ence where it properly belongs and
leaving the intellect free from preju-
dice or undue bias? Is not this fair.
ly deducible?"
Il presume So, faltered the pro-
lessor, whose head was in a whirl.
1.-THE fact is, gentlemen, really
should not have attempted to"
Then" rejoined the young man,
triumphantly, that brings up an old
question that l have never yet heard
satisfactorily answered. What has
the correlation of forces, when divest
ed of its multiform and purely hypo.
thetical idiosyncrasies to offer as a so
luton for the restoration of the Jews
or the immortality of the human soul,
in which the Canadians have been
most unjustly accused?"
BY promptly dismissing the class
the professor saved himself from total
collapse.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
WoMAN's CROWN OF GLORY.
What a Fuss They Do Make with II
at Any and All Times.

Women have great times with their
hair, says the Atchison Globe. If they
visit in a dry climate they are sure
to say when they come home: My
hair acted lovely; it did not come out
Of curl at al"
If they go where it is damp they
say when they come home: 1T was
was as straight as a string all the
time
Once in three or four weeks they
wash their hair and then they tell
each other how they cannot do thing
with their hair, as it has just been
washed. For 2 week or two before it
is washed they say it is a disgrace
they do not wash their hair; that it
is so sticky they cannot do a thing
with it.
The women are always telling each
other they look horrid with their hair
down low, or. else they would not be
seen with it done high. Their hair is
either all coming out or else they can
not imagine what has happened, but
it is coming in thick and lovely"
AS they walk down the street the
women are forever reaching for their
back hair and catching up short locks
with hairpins, or feeling to see if their
hair is coming down. When they get
in front of a mirror the very first
thing the women look at is their hair
and twitch it one way or the other,
No matter what any woman has on
her mind, her hair takes first place.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
The Simple Mother.

tGI'M wear:ed of the whirl, quoth She.
"Hencelcrrh the simple life for me.
Mcthinks il would be very wise
TO take my breakfast ere ! rise
OF coffee Just sins.e esp.
IN. B.--FIer mother brought Il up)
"And when I'm dressed spoke
the maid
I'll HE M 10 the elm trees shade,
And with 4 boo1 there ! VIII find
Sweet rest and comfort fCI The mind"
And SO in sylvan shade size reed
N. B.-Her mother mace her bcJ.)
"A dainty hnch wiz suit me hcsg-
Salad with oil OF Lucca dressed:
No steaning SOUP nor heavy roast.
But broiled spring chicken served or
toast"
She ate il an and found i gc5l.
N. B.-Her mother cooked the foOd)
Then when the day at last was spent
Her mind was filled with sweet content
She donned d dainty gown of white
With rosy ribbons all BE- dight
And looked as fair as any rose.
(N. B.-Ifer mother ironed her clothes.)
~ love the simple life uuoth she.
MY heart from care is ever free.
A good nights rest I'll have. l know,
For prompt 1t nine TO bed / go"
True to her word, retired she then.
IN. B.-Eer mother worked till tenn
Woman Home Companion.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
.Hs Marringe a Failure =.

Maria, the coiored maid, had been
neglecting her work shamefully. Her
mistress demonstrated, but in vain. FL
nally Naria's carelessness called forth
a sharp rebuke To soften the sting
the mistress added:
Maria, I think you must be in love.
Maria, who was resting ruminativeiy
on her broom handle. drew herself Up
and replied with great dignity:
Deed, ma'am, is 4 married oman.
Judge
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
An Incentive TO Live.

Cheer up. old man." said the in
valid's friend. You're not going to die
yet"
You bet I'm not, replied the in
valid, with great determination.
That's the way to talk
Eyes. l heard the doctors quarrel
ing about which one of them should
perform the autopsy. so I've Just de.
cided to fool them" - New Orleans
Times-DemOcrat.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
WY re Left.

I'm very sorry, madam" said the
new boarder. but have arranged to
leave at the end of the week
"Indeedr' rejoined the landlady.
Are you going TO leave the city,
ooh, no." replied the new bOarder.
I'm merely making a change on ac-
count of the water
why, what's wrong with the water
hereI'' Queried the landlady.
Its impure" answered the other.
Il frequently detect a slight favor of
coffee in it."-Chicago News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
How He Guessed.

What. she asked, looking down and
blushing beautifully, made you think
I was engaeedt"
Il can hardly tell unless it was be
cause you somehow seemed to look
just rs l feel when I've got a good.
strong bite and am wondering whether
l shall be able to land my fish or not. .
Chicago Record Herald.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
Buyinq or Selma ?

1t is told of the son of a horse deal
er, a sharp lad when once uneXpect-
edly called upon by his father to
mount horse and exhibit it's PAGES,
the little fellow whispered the ques-
ton, in order to regulate how he
should ride:
Are you buying or selling? "-Tit-
Bits
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
The BARRIERS Admission.

"There." exclaimed Dumley, II al.
ways thought that barber was no good,
and now / know it,
WHY. always thought him a good
one" replied Wise.
''Wen. he's not. 1 asked him yester-
day if be cut his own hair, and he
said no, because he couldn't do it well
enough. Philadelphia Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
Where Knowledge Kills Love.

There's no doubt about it" said he
oracularly. "a man is known by the
company he keeps"
Nonsense" replied the wise girl
IF the average man were really
known by his company she'd shake
him right away. catholic Standard
and Times.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
Another Difficulty.

4 suppose that when you discover
the north pole you viii regard your la
bOrs as completed?"
NO" answered the arctic explorer.
The hardest part Will be yet to come.
Wen have TO find some way of getting
home again"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
CrSing Matter.

Patience-So her engagement is bro
ken?
Patrice-YeS.
but she didn't really love him, did
sheY'
mo; not bit"
whats she crying for. then?'
why, she has to send all Of his pres
ents back. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19

Doctor" asked young Mrs. POpley
edo you really think its true as some
people say. that when baby smiles in
its sleep the angels are whispering to
IT,
Il don't know" replied the good doc
tor. but I'm pretty sure that little
hot water and soda mint will drive the
angels away. "-Catholic Standard and
Times.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
Insult to Injury.

"You certainly do look cheap" said
the heartless girl who had just rejected
him.
4 guess do" he replied. Il certain
Is feel like 80 cents"
YES? Isn't it a blessing that one
never feels quite as bad as one looks? 2"
Baltimore American.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
Marked Attention.

Have You any good reason for
suing him for breach of promise? Did
he show your daughter any marked
attention.
ANY attention! Why. man alive!
He once gave her his seat in a trolley
car!'-New York Times.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
Celestial Biz.

IT wonder if there be any industries
carried on in heaven?' inquired the
town ignoramus.
I've alters heerd as how matches
are made there" was the guarded an
swer of the local sage.-Louisville
Courier Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-12-19
Sounds Faster In French.

Englishman-My automobile is a if
ty-foUr horsepower. I did sixty-three
English miles in the first hour
Viennes-I done understand anything
about English miles, so lie to me in
kIlometers.- Bonnie.