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Mary and the Hogs.

Last summer well known profes- sor went with his family to small sea side resort on the east coast, and board ed with farmer who was in the habit of taking paying guests This year he wrote to the farmer and in his letter said: There are several little matters that I desire changed should I decide to pass my holidays at your house. We don't like the maid Nary moreover, we do not think sty so near the house is sanitary" The farmer replied "Mary is went. and we aven't lad no hogs since you went away last August" London Tribune.
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NEW ELECTRIC LIGHT.
Cheap Substitute for Present Flla-
 mcnt Wires fin Bulbs.

A new electric lamp, which threatens to revolutionize the present system of lighting by means of the electric cur rent, has been devised by an Austrian chemist-Dr. Hans KuZel-who has oc- cupied many years in studying the prin ciple involved in his invention. He has succeeded in devising lamp which he calls the Syrius lamp. and which prom ises to reduce the price of electrical lighting to q wonderful degree, says the New York Tribune. AS is well known, incandescent gas lighting is much cheaper than electric light under the present systems, because the fila ment wires of the latter are very eX- penslve, and the glass bulbs soon wear out n service. Dr. Kuzel has invented a substitute for the glow thread, by forming out of common anl cheap met als and metalloids colloids in plastic mass, which can be handled like clay, and which. when dry, become as hard as stone. Out of this mass very thin wire threads are then shaped, which are of uniform thickness and of great homogeneity. These two characteris- tics are of great value in the technics Of ncaudescent lamps.
 The Kuzel or Syrius lamp requires scarcely one-quarter of the electric cur rent which the ordinary electric lamp with filament wire requires EXper- iments have shown, it is asserted, that the new Syrius lamp can burn for B. vantage claimed for the Syrius is that the intensity of the light always re- mains the same, the lamp bulbs never becoming blaclened, as is the case with the ordinary bulb.
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rrorcar1onaI secrecy.

obligation of secrecy has again arisen in the striking case at the Gironde as- tiZes. In 1868 two JanZac doctors called to attend a sick person, suspect ed 1t to be case of criminal poison ing They believed that they. knew the guilty person, but hesitated to de- nounce him. They consulted their con- freres, who said: "A crime discovered by us in the exercise of our art be- comes professional secret" This the ory, however, is not universally held.- Le Petit Parisian.
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the nations in the light of strvngs for economical advan tage rather than for power and glory The time Is coming when astue neurologst Is going to teach the historian that only too often the lives and desnIes of nations have depended upon rulers and statesmen whose tco hopelessly deranged to permit either their feelings thoughts normal expression.
 One consolation surely remains from such study Al understand the limitations of others Into sympathy with them certainly when their troubles were in way of their seeking making. Some of the most abct of characters like Louis X of France for example neurocs deserving pity quite much blame.
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Ris Sublime Nerve.

"'Excuse me fur arskin' ye. ma'nm," said Tuffold Knutt, removing bis tattered remnant of once glorious hat and mak- Ing his best bow, ''but hey ye been away on yer summer vacation yit?"
 "No," answered the woman of the house. "What do you want to know that forW
 "'Cause, ma'am," he rejoined, stiffen- ing up and bringing to view the dejected remains of shirt collar, "w'en ye do go nway fur de summer yell want somebody of good morl charackter to take keer O ger house, an I'd like to apply fur de job."
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an to intellectual sentimental Arrangements however much they distress the mind.
 To be in good health should feel good. If we do ieel good something has gone wroDg The study of diseases in modern times has brought out curious pathological interpretations of character
 An oculst of repute In Philadelphia has written book n which he shows how many Of the mseries of authors were due eye troubles which the medical science of their day had not recognized diseases at all One begins understand the of Mton for example who was in his home the would like to believe him to be from reading hls majestic verse.
 Only nowadays when the pace of twentieth century life is bringing and more of us into neurasthenia or nervous prostration coming to understand how real and how terrible the obscure troubles which may leave man in seemingly robust health almost hope less invalid With every vital organ In the best of dton something happens to the tiny flaments which connect these with the brain and with another and not only of acute misery induced but the char acter and disposition changes absolutely and always for the
 Kari Marx fought :e historians to read the annals of
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The Limit,

RoX-Miss Pussy is the rnost fastidi. ous woman about her clothes I ever knew.
 Scads-WGst's she done now?
 RoX-When we were out the other night she discovered grease spot on the bottom of her skirt and wanted me to stop the machine and give her enough gasoline from the engine to take 1t Out.-Detrolt Free Press.
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Too ExDlOafYe.

Tommy-Paw, what is the heated tormY
 Mr. Tucker Cooking at the thermome- ter and mopping his forehead)-It is q term, my boy, that is not to be uttered in the presence of children.
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organizing imperial army It is said that there at present divisions 1200o0 properly equipped and trained by foreigners It Is hoped that within the next ten years the numbers will up to half mll
 Hon. Enlistment Is voluntary, and for three years with the coors after which the soldier passes into the first and second Recruits carefully chosen after
 period of probation They must be between 20 and 25 years of age five feet five inches ta and able to lift weight of 150 pounds. No opium smoker is accepted, nor any who cannot get recommended by the head man of the village.
 If Chinese soldiers have many occasions fought badly that the army to be considered a negligible quantity this Is simply because they badly fed and badly led But 1t is not true that they have always fought badly. At Tientsin six years ago they more numbers than its defenders and yet they nearly the city. And the admirable way in which Chinese gunners then worked their guns surprised every ono.
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PATRoNIzE YOUR HOME STORES.
By Gov. Joseph ". Folk.

We fire proud of our splendid cities, and We want them to Increase In wealth and population, but we also want our country towns to grow. We wish the city merchants to build up, but we also desire the country merchants to prosper. I do not believe In the mall order citizen. If place Is good enougt for a man to live in and to make t1s money in, It Is good enough for him to spend his money.
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Another Worm Turns.

Naggus Literary editor)-What sort of story are you going to grind out next?
 Borus (strugglng author) )-One in which critic tries to write a novel and makes monumental failure of it.
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 conscience held court with memory prosecutor Had this that been done the dear life might have been spared We recall in minute detail treatment of those who gone-the sins of commission in hassy unthlnk- ing unmeanng words, sins of omission In endless opportunities of kindness lost. The worst of all regrets remain and 1t makes purgatory for mans thoughts and secret life.
 It Is right to condemn sin and right to condemn the sinner 1t Is right also that he should for the thing he did and also suffer- What Is not necessary by any standard of morality is that long years afterwards he should still be hanging his head in disgrace ard judg Ing himself to be leper cast out of society Can not turn his back upon his past and begin again with self respect and the respect of his fellow men? Society by sound instinct requires to prove his repentance by his works; society also by sound Instinct if he is repentant refuses to rake up the past and fling 1t in his face. Why should man not humby but boldly forgive himself if his fellows have forgiven him. and may add without preaching if the Eternal has promised to forgive the repentant sinner why should that sinner be more righteous than God1
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No merchant succeed without advertising in one way another ParOnize your town papers, build them up and they will build tho town up and build you up h. creased trade and greater opportunities Do not be afraid that business is going to be hurt by the exposures of wrong doing in the commercial world No who Is doing honest business be Injured by the light All business will be better for the cleansing process 1t Is going through and for the stamping of evil
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REORGANIZATION OF THE CHINESE ARMY.
By Rev. B. J. Hardy.

Thinking of the 4oO,ooooOo inhabitants of China and Of the wonderful resources of the country, Napoleon said at St. Helena, "When China is moved 1t will change the face of the globe" Well, China is moved with vengeance for past bad treatment, and some will have cause to regret that sleeping dogs were not d. lowed to lie.
 China has recently started an army council for
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IL FEELING AND ILL HEALTH.
By Wallace Rice.

When we have been deliberately guilty of excesses in food or drink and awake the next day with a feeling that everything has gone wrong few of us are self-deceiving or liypocrit- lcal enough to lay the blame for i'll feelings over to anything but self-induced Ill health. But we have not progressed so far that most of us real ize that almost all blueness, moroseness, Ian guor and indispositon are rather due to bodily
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Proposals Will Follow.

FropOsoAh WILL FOLLOW. Ishould really like to receive an offer Iriage." there's a way"
 For an old, poor, infrm, ugly
 Step out and kill some
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sELF-REsrEcT CAN BE REaA1NED. .
By Tan Maclarcn.

, Some people are hag ridden by the future
 the things that are going to happen-other peo- 1 pie are bag ridden by the past-the things which have happened It Is common to remon
 strate with people about vain anxiety, but little Is said about vain regret Yet the darkest mis- cry of life Is remorse for the things which have been and which cannot be changed
 No one has eyer lost I person he loves but his
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-08-31
SEQ Wonderland Mo-.

Wonderland, the Twin City amuse-
ment park, should not be overlooked by
state fair visitors. This season $50. 600
has been expended upon improvements.
Wonderland has fifty amusement at
fractions, and is beautifully illuminated
by electricity and presents a free pro.
gram Of aerial and acrobatic acts, baud
concerts, fireworks etc. 1t is easily
reached from the state fair grounds or
from either city by taking the
Selby-Lake internrban cars.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-08-31
Teachers Examination.

The next teachers examination will be
held at Neohe and Pembina on Friday,
August, 3lst. Applicants will come
supplied with black ink, pens and scratch
paper. Applicants who have standings
to credit on their examinations should
present their standings with their prelim-
mary papers. Applicants from the
western part OF the county may take
the examination in Graften by asking
that the certificate be issued in Pembina
county. F. M. SHERARTS,
., COUNTY Superintendent.
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School Treasurer's Report

Report of the treasurer of Bowesmont school
district No. ID, County Of Pembina, State North
Dakota. for the year beginning July 1, 1905, and
ending June 30, 1905.
RECEIPTS =
Cash on hand at beginning of school
Year, July 1905 Observation-Disclosures. 5 81 12
Total amount received during the year
T from the apPortionment OF State .. 90
Total amount received during the year
from the apportionment of the
county Tuition Funds. .......,...... g. Sc
Amount received dnring the year from
Taxes levied by the District School
Board. including outstanding war.
rants redeemed or endorsed in the
collection OF Taxes..... .................. 43s IS
Cash on hund July i, 1905. ....... ssls ss
EXPENDITURES
Amount paid during year for Teachers
wages $50 90
Amount paid during the year for SER
vices an expenses OF School OH
GERS. .;...."..:"............ 80. 80 Oo
Amount paid during the year for Incl.
dental ExPenses........ ....... ........... SO 90
Amount paid during the year for Incl
Qental NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. SO 90
Amount paid auring the year for pur-
poses before mentioned ................... 90
Total Expenditures for the year.......... 5 Az
Cash on hand June 80, 1906. .............. 147 90
Grand Total, Expenditures and Cash
on hand. to balance above Total
JOHN W. wilson, wa -
J.F.zERBE.
Clerk.
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few weeks ago was taken with typhoid
pneumonia and died as mentioned in out
last issue.
TOILETTE

Feed, grinding, power blacksmithing,
wood saving. Prompt delivery and best
workmanship. JOHN GOODYEAR,
3ltf Toilette, N. p.
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a1ssaoaa.e Ep.se epal Church.
SUNDAY SERVICES Epworth League II
q. m. Sunday School IL m. Preaching ESQ p.
m. every Sunday.
ct $500 o'clock.
REV. A. KARR. Pastor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-08-31
School Treasurer's Report

SOuOOA AES0SuTCE - NCpOEI
Report ofthe Carlisle School District No. 9.
county of Pembina. state OF North Dakota. for
the year beginning July I, 1908 and ending June
&c. 1906.
RECEIPTS
Cash on hand beginning of school year.
July ......... ......S "a
Total amount received during the year
from the appOrtonment Of State
Tuition Fund ...... .......".......... 1879 81
Total amount received during the year
from the superintendent of County
Tuition Fund. ....... i. :. .............. 1873 70
Amount received during the year from
Taxes levied by the District School
Board, including outstanding war
rants redeemed or endorsed IN the
collection Of Taxes. ................ 800 81
Total Receipts for the year. including
Cash on hand July /, 1906 ............. go "a
-EXPENDiTURES
Amount paid during year. for Teachers
Wages ...................,..... e74 30
Amount paid during the year for SER
vices and expenseF Of School OFF,
GERS ~ w
Amount paid during the year for inter-
Amount paid during the year for incl
dental expenses ......... ......... 80 Is
Total Expenditures for the year $40 80
Cash on hand June &C. 19O6....... ............ 81
Grand Total, Expenditures and Cash
on hand, to balance above Total
Receipts $40 "a
Whole amount Of warrants outstanding SIS 90
C. W. ARGUE,
Clerk.
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PEMBINA
Building and Loan Association,
pEMRINA NJ n
PEMBINA, N. D.

Loans money on good Penbina County real
estate. Every borrower Is Shareholder aud
participate. Ii the profits the same @ the invest
Or. Every dollar paid in pays part Of the debt
and lie also placed at interest for the benefit Of
that from los to lis monthly payments pays the
principal and interest on any sum borrowed.
Monthly payments are 80 cents per ehare and q
per hundred Of sum borrowed. No bonus. This
lent and profitable to wage earners and salaried
men who want to own their own homes. The
monthly payments are less than rent. and this
form Of rent" buys the home.
6. 6. THOMPSON, {. D. BOOKER,
President. Secretary.
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arao. Church, Psaa1.aa.
Sunday School at l2 O'Clock. Evensong and
Sermon at $50 p. m. Choir Practice ON Friday
evening at 7.3O.
REV. Il. N. HARRISON, Pastor.
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Pe.anana IeAee, =. A. y. = A. A.
REGULAR meetings in the evenings Of nrst and
bird Friday OF evesy month. Visiting Brethfen
N good standing are invited.
8. D. Booker, Fac. WARM H !,
Secretary. w. n
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Degree Of Eonor.
Meets every Second and Fourth Wednesday.
MRS. H. G. WICK, Mrs. A. r. HARVEY,
C.ofH. Recorder
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Meets every First and Third Tuesday Of the
1onth.
n. W. FELsoN, ]. D. WINLAw,
Secretary. tss4 .Ar CHIEF.
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1.nabaaa eaxap, aa77r ne. W. a.
Meet every Second and Fourth Monday. vi
.iting neighbora cordially invited.
GEO PETERSON, AUG. SHORT;
Clerk. V. U
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Poa.abaaaa Ghap+er NE. IL, Order
East0rn Star.
Meets In Masonic Hall lst and Bird Wednesdays
If each month. Visiting members cordially in
5ited. ELF ARETh HARVEY, w. M.
MAUD SHORT, Sec'y.
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Pezaba.aa Ledge 1ao. -. g. y W.
Meets every aret and third Tuesday Of the
Month. &t
BLAINE EWING, J.J. FLANAGAN,
Recorder. d. W.
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brotherhood OF American Ysomen.
Meets every second and fourth Friday Of each
month.
e. A. FELDNAN, F. u. KINs,
Correspondent. Foreman.
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The State OF North Dakota to the above named
defendants.
You are hereby summoned to answer the com.
plant III this action which will be filed in the
Court in the City Of Pembina. County Of Penn
bina and State Of North Dakota, and TO serve q
copy of your answer upon the subscriber within
thirty days after the service ofhis summons up.
Care of your failure to appear or answer judg-
ment will be taken against you by default for
the relief demanded IN the complaint.
Dated July 18th, 1906
II MURPHY & DUGGAN,
Attorneys for Plaintiff,
Post Office and residence address, Grand Forks,
N. D.
Take notice that the Coplaint in the
above action has been filed in the Office of the
clerk OF the above court In Pembina N. D..
MURPHY 4 DUGGAN,
AttOrneys
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IN DISTRICT COURT

In DISTRICT COURT.
seventh Judicial District.
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Pembina County ise.
Dakota and Great Northern
Railway Company.
Andrew Hornung, Eugene
Hornung, Madeline HOrnnng.
E1iza Fleming. George Elem.
ing, Anna Fleming, John
Birkholz. Ella Mayo, Henry A
Mayo. Geo. B. Clifford & Co.,
corporation, Henry J. Mad
den, Carl Banta, Johanna Nc
Cabe, Defendants.
The Washington times., 1906-07-09
SHOW GIRLS TELL
OF THAW'S HATRED

friends. and they were legion, secured
the services OF Amasa J, Parker, OF
Albany, VIII tEa J. Adley and William
A Beach. of Troy, James 7. Brady. OF
New York. and David J. Mitchell, Of
Syracuse. II was while General Cole
was serving his country that Hiscock
was alleged 20 have been attentive 10
Mrs. Cole, ard one Of the most dramatic
incidents OF the case was when a writ
ten confession by Mrs. Cole was pro-
duced.
Acquitted on Emotional Insanity Plea.
Cole was tried twice for the crime.
the defense in both cases being emo
tional insanity. Tie first trial. begun
on April = and ended on May Z, 1868, was
before Justice Ingraham, in the court
of Oyer and Terminer. The result was
a disagreement. The second trial was
ended December 7 Of the same year,
and resulted in the acqU!ttal OF Cole.
No case OF recent years has held public
interest like the HisCOck case. During
made 10 get seats in the courtroom.
The railroads carried thousands OF pass
engers to the city on the day the case
went to the Jury, and when the verdict
OF Not guilty. was announced the
scene IN the courtroom and outside the
building was lBdescTibable. The cheer
ing could be heard for several blocks.
and Il was IN vain that the court en-
deavOred 10 restore order. sympathy
was strongly IN favor OF Cole. and he
received many letters commencing him
for the manner In which he had disposed
OF Hiscock.
The Washington times., 1906-07-09
AID HOME LABORER.
SAYS Chief AUSTIN
Should Further Substitute
Manufactures for Agricul-
tural Products in Exports.

I'VE must hope and plan still further
TO substitute manufactures for agricul-
tural products in our export trade" to-
day said 0. p. Austin, chief Of the
Bureau of Statistics, who has just re
turned from a tour Of inspection IN
the Far East. We ought also 10 see
that our own labor obtains the fullest
possible share in the profits Of our eX-
port trade; and If, by turning our raw
cotton and other natural products into
the finished state, we can increase the
profits OF our labor, and or those en-
gagged in manufacturing and exporting,
We owe It to ourselves to do so"
Mr. Austin takes the position that
with the rapid growth in Our cOnsum-
ing population, and the trend of that
population toward the cities and man
ufacturing places. we are rapidly ap-
preaching a place in which We shall re-
quire the bulk of our agricultural prod
ucts for our own people. With that
condition, he suggests II might be found
convenient 10 have something TO ex-
port.
In speaking Of the Oriental market.
he said that close observation and rec
ognition OF local conditions and Gus
toms were alone responsible for the
fact that Europeans are getting 90 per
cent OF that trade.
The Washington times., 1906-07-09
OLD RIPS GRANDGHILD
MARRIES ROAANTICALLY
Joseph Jefferson's Favorite Grand
daughter Elopes With New York
Boy Just From Harvard.

NEW YORK. July s-A marriage
that has unusual elements Of romance
IN IL has just been disclosed. when IL
became known that William Wellington
Corlett. a son OF Mrs. John n. Tisdale.
or 81 East Thirty-second street. had
eloped with and married Miss Loret-
Ia Jefferson, Of Buzzards Bay. the fay-
orite granddaughter Of Joseph Jefrer-
son.
The young man, who was graduated
from Harvard on June p thought that
a marriage license was Of more import
ahce Jhan ''sheepskin" and 70 prove
II be quietly slipped away from his alma
mater. ana from his own mater. for
tndJ matter. and married the pretty
gIrl on June s, In BuZZards Bay, four
Teen days before he was graduated No
body put college chum and a minis
Ter witnessed the simple ceremony. bur
lhe marriage was approved of by friends
OF both OF che young DeoDle Ii soon ag
the event became known
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FAXED PARALYSIS,
MAN SENT TO JAIL
Moved as Lively as Any
body When Policeman
ACCosted Him.

Faking paralysis sent Henry Williams
70 jail for four months today. Associa-
ton with the pretended paralytic was
the cause Of James Dunn being deprived
OF his liberty for q similar period
Policeman Johnson, stationed or the
Aqueduct bridge. informed Judge
Mullowny that on Saturday he saw
Williams sitting on the boardwalk with
his right arm and leg crooked up, and
his hat IN his lap while he solicited
aims from pedestrians. Touched by the
mans apparent sad plight. Johnson
strolled over toward him and was in
the act of donating a dime OF TWO when
he saw Dunn come Up and speak 20
williams in most cordial tone IL sud
denly passed through the patrolman's
brain that the TWO had coucocted
scheme to play upon the sympathies Of
the unsuspecting public
He made inquiry about the stroke OF
paralysis. and as a result he ordered the
man 20 &c; up and walk 10 a patrol box.
The supposed paralytic jumped 20 his
feet and ran across the bridge, with the
policeman in pursuit. Williams was
finally caught. as Johnson put H. ''in
the weeds on the Virginia shore curled
up Ike a snake" Dunn was corFalled
on the way 10 the patrol box, and both
were sent 10 the Georgetown station.
When the men went on thu stand they
stated that they became acquainted
while serving sentences oS ,-1enty days
in the Alexandria, Va. Jail for vag~
rancy.
Well. as twenty days didn't seem TO
do you any good" said the judge I
think I'll let YOU go down for four
months this trip and hope both OF you
will be benefited by g."