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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
TOMORROW'S ELECT 0NS.


Il The somewhat strenuous city cam
paign closes tonight, and the voters will
decide as to the men and issues at the
polls tomorrow. The Issues and candi.
dates have been discussed at length, and
it is presumed the electors havs already
decided which they will support.
This campaign has illustrated the in
capacity OF the immature kids to direct
the affairs of the city. the best demonstra-
ton of this fact being shown by the
literature Issued by the little cotere that
imsgines itself the republican party.
Their official organ. the "Big Stick" has
devoted most OF its space to an attempt
to create u feeling against the manufac-
turing enterprises that are the hearts
blood OF Aberdeen.
II those MINIATURES were posted, they
would know that the owners OF those in
stitutions did not find their money, nor
have it given to them; that many OF
them at the age of their critics were lay
ing the foundations OF their fortunes by
hard wolk-not seeking petty Offices
and there are more opportunities for the
thrifty young man on Grays Harbor now
than when those mill owners and COM
paratively wealthy loggers made their
start. If those misguided youths had
devoted the time, energy and money
they have expended in this campaign in
the organization OF an industrial enter
prise, some of them might have invaded
the despised 90 ranks OF the mill owners.
This line OF demagogism does not appeal
strongly to the citizens Of Aberdeen who
have given lands and money for the
establishment of the concerns that are
the cause OF Aberdeen's growth and
prosperity.
The Kids made another mistake,
when they attempt to DRIVE the republic
cans to the support of their star chamber
ticket. Party politics have never been
considered in this city in the selection OF
city officers, and the plan has been too
dismal failure in too many other cities
to be adopted here now. What Aber.
deem wants is a clean, capable and hon.
atty, religion or political beliefs, and the
HERALD confidently believes the vote to-
morrow will pronounce judgment against
the introduction of machine politics.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
DEATH or ELMER JOHNSON.
Well Known Ship Carpenter PASSES
To the Great Beyond.

Elmer johnson, aged IS years. died
Saturday from the effects Of stroke OF
paralysis received q few days before, and
his body was shipped this afternoon to
his son at Chehalis, being accompanied
to the train by representatives OF the
Knights Of Py,hias and Carpenters un'
ion, of which organizations he was All
honored member.
Mr.. johnson had heen resident OF
Aberdeen fQr the past eight years, and
had host Of iriende. gained by HE gen.
ial nature and general disposition to &c
the square thing. He was u member OF
the LODI e of Knights Of Pythias OF Jeffer'
sonville, Indiana, foi the past y years,
and was held in high regard by the local
10 dye Of that order, which assumed
charge OF his remains when informed OF
the death.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
The Latest Invention.

We hear Of the man with the gun.
The power Of the lad with the pen,
The fellow who makes the wheels run.
The one who boards bears in their den.
From all Of these men of the hour
Very much we're inclined to expect.
But here is the latest world power
The director who doesn't direct.
He has only to sit and look wise
And draw for each meeting a fec
And not use his ears or his eyes.
Because he might hear or might see.
It's only for him to be there.
His pay for the time to collect
And loud to each statement to swear
The director who doesn't direct.
He thinks he is cutting some ice
And really won't own he is dead,
But Just let him offer advice
And see the boss reach for his head;
Like lightning that strikes in the wood
With the scrap pile he'll quickly connec,
II he doesn't sit UP and stay good
The director who doesn't direct.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
ABERDEEN WON.
Defeats Crack Foot Ball Team OF
WhitwOrth College.
Committee.

The Whitworth college football team
met defeat at the hands of the Aberdeen
City team by score OF 6 to 4. In the
first half Aberdeen made heavy line
smashes. carrying the ball steadily
through the Whitworth interference and
making a touchdown in the first ten
minutes of play.
In the second half Whitworth played
a splendid game, making long gains
by forward passes and fake plays, but
with their best endeavors they only sue
ceeded in scoring two safeties against
their heavier opponents. Colbert and
McCauley played rafting good game
for Whtworth, while Philips and Hoov-
er did the spectacular for Aberdeen.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

EDITOR HERALD-Who is Dan. Pear
sail? Constant Reader. The HERALD
does not know the gentleman, but is in
formed he is;a young law graduate of the
university who has resided in Aberdeen
Just long enough to run for office, and Is
filed with a audable desire to have the
city OF Aberdeen furnish him a salary
while he works up law practice.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

"The Republican Party 10 the greatest
organization in the world" says the
"Bis Stick" and. as the ticket named oy
a hal dozan Kids, in room in the Dab
new block is called republican, it should
receive the support Of all republicane'
Wander if those Kids ever heard OF that
solilouuizng ly on tie wheel?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
Early to Bed

and early to rise, makes one healthy,
happy and wise-especially If you take
Herbine before retiring. A pceitive
cure for Constipation. Dyspepsia and all
yer complaints. Mrs. s., Columbia.
Tenn, writes: IL always keep a supply
of your Herbine on hand. Am SO pleased
with the relief it gives in constipation
and all liver complaints that words can't
express my appreciation. Sold by Shell
ley's drug score. m
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

1t would fill this paper to refute all the
lies in the big Stick" but the charge
against w. G. Lucore, that he employs
Jap help in his dairy, is the cap sheaf.
The only help employed by Mr.. Lucore
is his brother, recently from Pennsyl-
vania. where his ancestors were doing
duty when those.of the Kids were in the
Dodo state.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

In deciding who to vote for for city al
torney. the voter seeking the best inter
es OF the city has but one question to
answer. 1.-The lad lawsuit involving FAY
$1,000. and lie had the choice OF two At
torneys, one good fellow, and the other
a good LAWYER. winch would he engage
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
CITIZENS TICKES.
France.

For Mayor-Eugene France.
For CITY Attorney |. Agnew.
For Street Commis: ioner - Chas. ii.
DOncaster.
For Police Judge-E. n. Fox.
For Councilmen, First ward M. X,
Sherwood and Gland leitch.
Second ward--A. S. Brecht and W. =.
LucOre.
Third wa.d-W. w. Hart and K. N
Moody.
Fourth ward-A. F. Coats and Jas. A.
Hood.
Fifth ward-A. Rupert and A. l..
Davenport.
Sixth ward-F. f. Hite and Jas. Ii.
Empey.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

The tenderloin is not supporting the
alleged republican ticket for love or fun.
With the selection of the police Judge
and marshal they will not be long in re-
counting the cost Of the campaign.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
40. u. w. DEDICATION.
Ancient Order United WOrkmen to
Dedicate New Hall.

A special invitation is extended to all
Workmen and their ladies' to attend the
Grand Dedication of tn. new hall, FRI
day evening. December I. at Sp. m.
Each Workman is entitled to invite a
friend and lady, and the invitation ex-
tends to the Degree Of Honor.
Past Master Workmen Tate will deliv-
ca the dedication address. and good mu-
sic will aid in the entertainment OF the
audience. BY order of the committee,
G. T. DELOsH,
WM. butcher,
NJ. E. LUCAS,
Committee.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

ANY man who produces something
which he ships abroad, bringing the
money back to Aberdeen, Is an enemy OF
the wage-earner.-New theory advanced
and copyrighted by the big Stick"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

Bogus affidavits have been peddled on
the streets last week. Jns' what the
KIDS had to pay for thrm-or what the
market quotations are-is unknown. Dut
thew should not be very high. The class
of men who will manufacture those arU-
cles are usually cheap lot
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

The Republican (?) rally in the Grand
theater Saturday night was the most
severe frost of the year, and the wise
boys of the Kid bunch recognized the
handwriting on the wall.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

The Campaign Lie Works have been
working overtime, and the public should
be exceedingly "eary" OF stories about
candidates hat are sprung on election
d.v or the day before-too late for retu'
tatiOn
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

Ac. ording to the big Stick" it is nn-
wise to elect a man to Office who has
been successful in business. Does our
immature contemporary mean to convey
the inference that it's ticket is composed
of incom petents and failures?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

The tenderloin supporters OF the "kid'
ticket want a chief of police that they
can lido business" with. Is that the
kind you want, Mr.. Voter?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

The amalgamated ticket - Kid and
Tenderloin-has received a clean bill Of
health from the republican central COM
mittee of the city, but, who vouches for
the committee?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

Every householder in Aberdeen should
vote for the Citizens ticket, whose nom.
inees are pledged to reduce family water
ra' es to 81 90 month.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

The Kids are making strong effort to
drive the union men into line with their
ticket, but the official paper OF the unions
is supporting the Citizens ticket, all
right, all right.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

W, W. Anstie is one of the strenuous
workers for the Kid ticket, and the ques'
ton often asked on the street Is, has he
been promised the Office of chief OF
police?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

A widower isn't apt to be so liberal
with the preacher as is the bridegroom
who is going against the game for die
first time.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

Some people would appreciate sun
shine and scenery more if they could
turn them into cash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

One radical difference between a hog
and some human beings is that the hog
has market value.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

A prospective son-in-law always
thinks the old man is a good judge Of
cigars, no matter what his private opin-
ion may be.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

When man returns borrowed Uni
brella throw up your guard. He Is
looki ing for larger game.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03
Humor ma Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

People who fail to make good can
usually make good excuses.
Often man has quite time choos-
ing between two evils because both Ut
them look 50 alluring.
:. Children have one grownup trait.
They lavish their friendships on the
person who Is the most liberal with his
nickels. .4,.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

ABERDEEN WEATHER RECORD.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

For Week Ending December !, by r.
n. Robinson, Observer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

With great riches you may buy even
q good name.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-12-03

the committee?
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15
CHESTNUT FLOUR OF CORSICA.
Much Used but Produces Inferior
Kind of Bread.

The chestnut is the wheat of Cor
sica. and its flour is used in the form
of bread or polenta by the peasants
throughout the island. The chestnuts
are slowly dried over small wood
fire and stored until required for
grinding. The mills are of the SIM
plest construction, and consist OF
wooden water wheel whose axis turns
a milestone which brushes the shelled
chestnuts against fixed stone.
The cheaper grades of flour are
of a dirty color owing to the pres
ence of particles of the shells and
contain between II and IL per cent or
moisture. The composition OF differ
ent varieties of the flour has been
determined recently by M. Comte.
who finds that chestnut -four closely
approximates wheat -four in it's food
value. 1t contains about the same
amount of starch, more fat and cellu-
lose, but less heterogeneous substances
e to per cent, as against II to l6
per cent in wheat -FOUR. Chestnut
-four attracts moisture very rapidly,
and therefore soon becomes mouldy
unless kept in alright vessels. 1t
has also the drawback Of not being
easily influenced by the action or
yeast, and thus produces an inferior
kind of bread.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15
l{!iFH5dSIS%}9
1SD!1!4 e.
A Flying TARGET.

The sport of live bird" shooting
is exceedingly costly and in many
places is prohibited by law as being
inhuman and, while the shooting of
clay pigeons is interesting, it lacks
in degree the fascination Of the
sport first mentioned The object of
a recent invention of a New York
man Is to provide a target in close
resemblance to live bird, both in
flight and in action in falling when
hit. The body has wings which bal
ance the target in flight, and which,
by connections, collapses when hit,
the wings guiding the target in flight.
The frame is formed to resemble a
bird and is made of narrow metallic
strips bent in an elliptical shape, to
hold the body portion. The latter has
a slot at each side through which
the ends of the wings are inserted.
Inc wings are made of thin metal
and of weight and character as to be
susceptible Of being bent into posi-
ton to guide the target. The inner
ends of the wings meet in the hollow
body and are pivoted to a vertical pin,
and are held in position with suffi-
cient force when the target is thrown
to insure the necessary flight; but
should the body be twisted or moved
In the frame the pin will disengage
the arms, thus destroying the equili-
brium and disabling the bird, causing
1t TO fall to the ground. A head and
tail complete the bird. Any suitable
means for throwing the target Aan be
adopted, more particularly an appara-
tus giving a straight initial move
ment.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15
Latest Color in Hair.

The latest shade in womens hair is
amethyst. 1t is usually worn with
violet or dark gray eyes, black hat and
black gown. Brown, green and yellow
eyes and black, brown and lemon col
ored hair are entirely out of date, and
are worn only by people who don't
read the magazines.-Emporia Gazette
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15
Solves Domestic Problem.

Worcester, England, has refused to
give the government a site for cav
airy barracks, though one of the city
councilmen used a strong argument.
He urged that the presence of 1900
soldiers in town would end the pre-
vailing scarcity there of female
domestic servants.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15
Square Holes May Now Be Bored.

Square Holes May Now Be Bored.
Thousands of inventors have failed
to make the brace and bit that will
enable a mechanic to bore. square
hole. But the honor of solving the
problem falls upon a woman, Miss
Clara Smith of Thomaston, Conn,
and her patent, as described in the Sci
entific American, seems to be a prac-
teal tool. In channels formed in the
head of the tool number of blades
are fastened, certain of which have
saw-edge, as shown, for cutting or bor-
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15
For a Weak Hearr
A warm footbath is verv

A warm foOtbath is very
for weak heart Pain in tbo 'p'ui
from organic heart disease will ssn
quently be very much relieved hv ire
ply placing the feet for a short tir, s'ia'
a moderately warm footbath. II III
not need to be so hot that ~ oes
tient can scarcely bear it. pa
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15
Investigate Sleeping Sickness.

DR.. Koch, the famous German
scientist, is to take charge of an ex-
petition to investigate the sleeping
sickness in German East Africa. The
German colonial department has, it
is said, given great sum of money
toward the expenses of the expedi-
ton.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

This report that New York society
brides pay $4,000 for their trous.
seaux is misleading. Some of them
are frugal and pare the cost down to
$4,000.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

Plants, according to a scientist, can
see and, perhaps, also hear. 1t is for
tunate that they cannot speak, fol
think of the secrets they might re
veal
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

President Fallieres has been in the
limelight for a long time now, and
made against him is that he used to
write poetry.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

A country banker on his way to Wall
street to invest $4,000 was relieved
OF his roll by other confidence men
who met him on the train.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

There's one consolation, if you do
not have bank account. No swim.
der can mulct you by forging your
signature to worthless checks.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

A league has been formed in Paris
to promote the cause of upright writ
ing. The time may come when Paris
will also think of upright living.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

Another odd showing by the stats
tics experts is that it is mainly the
rich who get divorces. The pooi
either get along, or do without them
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

There is a distressing rumor that
Harry Lehr has been trying to dc
things in Wall street, and his wife has
limited his pin money.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

A beautiful harmony and unity OF
purpose was revealed by the Algeciras
delegates on the question of imposing
"a tax on Morocco. In fact, only tho
Moroccans objected
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

Sing Sing penitentiary is to be
moved nearer to New York city. The
desire to save time is becoming almost
a mania.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

What a calamity it would be if the
New York state house should fall
down just when all the lobbyists were
assembled, holding a convention.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

The new king of Denmark greatly
admires the Americans. He is evil
IDENTIFY wise and discriminating
monarch
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

1t would be an awful blow to King
Alfonso now If the Princess Ena
should decide that after all she can
not love him.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

London doctor says death is
bad habit. And, unlike many other
bad habits, it is almost always fatal
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

Walls have ears and plants can see.
Exchanges of confidence should be up
! in the air.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

Vermont has fourteen citizens who
were formerly governors of the state,
but most Of them have succeeded in
living it down.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

So, there is no revolution in Colon
'bia? Oh, well, let the item stand. 1t
Will do for tomorrow.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

why is man born with the closed
fists" asks the Talmud. We can I'M
agine John l.. Sullivan's reply
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

There may be a lot of money in
literature, but the average writer finds
1t difficult to get it out.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

But If every man were as big as he
reels there would be standing room
only in the United States
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

The automobile has come to stay"
remarks an enthusiast. We thought
1t had come to go.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

ing into the wood, and the others have
a smooth edge for clearing away the
fragments. AS the spindle rotates,
rocking motion is impaired to the
head, so that rectangular hole may
be formed in the wood.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

Scientific Collectors of Bad Debts,
Fifth Floor Commercial Natl Bank
Bldg, Salt Lake City.
FRANCIS G. LUKE, Gen'l Mgr
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-03-15

We collected $3.50 for the Keogh-
Hosmer Hospital fro n a Nephi man.
The claim was a bad one, but us
good now. We can collect some for
you If you turn them in.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-11-16
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