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Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

A bill has been introduced in the
Ohio legislature providing for Gu
thanasis or the painless killing of per-
sons afflicted with incurable diseases
or who are suffering from lrrecover-
able injury. The bill was promptly
killed. but its introduction will serve
the purpose of public discussion for a
time. The question is as old as
humanity.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Councilman Smith has just learned,
by painful experience, how weird and
wonderful thing it is to depend upon
doc" Houghton for information. He
should have known better.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Doubtless the wreck on the Santa
Fe Tuesday night was no fault of that
roads management, but certainly. in
the strenuous efforts to smother it,
to confuse friends of the passengers
and to suppress the names of the in
jured till the claim agents had done
their work, the road is not so free from
condemnation
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
TIPS ON TALK
How He Knew

Newitt-That was Dr. Pondrus who
was talking to you a little while ago.
He's very learned man.
Plane-He must be.
Newitt-Why, how did you know? He
was only talking to you for few
minutes.
Plane-Well, it was long enough to
make me very tired.--Catholic Standard
and Times.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

re the county supervisors will move
mp little faster and dispose Of those
school bonds the board of education
may have time to erect some of the
new buildings before the next school
year in September. There should be
less delay in these matters.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
CLOTHES COMMENT
Blame the Tailor

Mrs. Young-John, dear, wish you
get another tailor.
Mr.. Young-Why, dearest?
Mrs. Young-The one you have is SO
dreadfully careless about sewing on the
buttons. This is the fourth time I've
had to sew this same button on for YOU
Cleveland Leader.
In the Family
Hello, old man. Say. but that's a
swell vest you're Wearing, Christmas
PRESENT."
Nope. Brothers home for the holt
days"
His Own Tailor, Too
mo" said Nuritch. 'I amt no dude,
Clothes don't make the man, you
know"
mo" replied Pepprey, "but many of
you self-made men look as IL you had
also made the clothes. Philadelphia
Press.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
According to Agreement

Hicks-You don't mean to say you
got the better Of Cable in an argu-
ment?
Wicks-Yes; 7 told him IL he'd give
me two minutes to present my side,
without Interruption, I'd let him talk
for an hour
Hicks-Well?
Wicks--Well, when / had talked
through my two minutes l jumped on
a passing trolley car.-Catholic Stand-
ard and times.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
The Source

did you say your daughter was
studying SPANISH" inquired the visitor
of Mrs. GoldroX.
Yes" replied Mrs. Goldrox; and she
is getting along beautifully"
who Is her teacher?"
80, she amt got no teacher She's
learning mostly from cigar boxes"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
His Own Tailor, Too

Mrs Highmus, how did you dispose
OF old Hunks at your party the other
EVENING"
by lucky chance old Mr.. Grum-
nudge was there. / happened to know
they. We're both experts ON, mushrooms.
mentioned the subject, They sat i'm a
corner and Wrangled the whole even
ing, and l hadn't a bit Of trouble with
them"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

IL Los Angeles cannot have gas
inspector who will inspect, it might at
least have city forester who will
prevent tree-butchery.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

The Sacramento Union speaks of
Governor John w. Folk of Missouri"
oh. Joseph, Joseph! How evanescent-
not to say effervescent-is Doodle fame!
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

The death angel is lowering low over
Fighting 10" Wheeler, hero of two
wars, and his end seems near. The
veteran has at last met a foe whom
none NAV CONQUER.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
Population of Los Angeles 2OI.249

His announcement that he takes It
back" is due next week.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

her husband instead of marrying him.
This varies the rule. at least.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
VISIT SAN DIEGO TODAY
Flight Toward South Of the Oregon
Party

Party
Today departing at o'clock, the
Oregon delegation will 60 to San
Diego to spend the remainder OF the
week there
Largely through the aid of Philip
Stein OF Portland, seconding the efforts
OF the Portland board of trade Officers
party of seventy was formed, which
was subsequently increased.
san Diego's public-sprited men put
themselves in touch with Los Angeles
committees and program OF enter
talnment has been arranged to include
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

We now know why is bridegroom.
One beat the head off charivari party
recently.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
Fatal

What made Jones give up his dip
lomatic career?"
San unfortunate physical allment. Tie
was attacked with looseness OF the
time when he should have kept his
mouth shut."-Detroit Free Press.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
Pervertec kroverbs

Think before you speak--but don't
necessarily speak what YOU think.
A lobster on the plate beats two in
tho front row.
Consistency is jewel-thats out OF
fashion.
Charity begins at homeland too
often never gets out of the house.
Money talIs-but what bad gramma +
IL uses.
Divorce Will out.
Love laughs at jokesmiths.
Aim hlgh--but not so high that you
shoot backward. w. H. G.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Because President Roosevelt is nov
an Improved" Red Man, that's M
sign that he's a dead one.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Although So per cent of the whisky
sold is impure, one can still get drunk
on 100 per cent of 1t.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Prunes-Will you go to a lobster
party tonight?
Poppy-Yes. if there's another one on
the plate.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
Saves Him

Editor McJimsey has no knowledge
of Spanish but it is understood that he
can talk Peruna.- Globe-Democrat.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Considering the softness of feminine
hearts, it is no wonder that men think
fooling a woman is about the easiest
thing in the world. But it isn't.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Coal trust magnates have no fear of
he devil He's large consumer.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Really, Carnegie is making libraries
so common that our best families soon
won't have anything to do with them'
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

Editor McJimsey has no knowledge
of Spanish, but it is understood that he
can talk Peruna.-Globe-De
Coal trust magnates have no fear of
the devil. He's a large consumer
Two st. Louis women have gone to
Panama to write a. comic opera about
it.. Why go so far when the comedy
Is all in Washington?
Mr.. Rogers might do worse than to
organize a New Jersey company for the
handling of his golden silence.
Grave diggers at Hazleton, Pa, have
gone on a strike. This is running the
strike mania into the ground.
A Philadelphia woman just died, age
157. They're slow even to die in Phila-
delphia.
The Limit
Rev. Mr. Otto is about to open re-
vival campaign in CoffeyYille, where 1t
is conceded something of the kind otto
be done.-ottawa Qkas.) Herald.
A Long Beach girl has recovered her
cream. That has made many maiden
talk.
Miss Palm-He acted like fool when
he proposed.
Miss Pepper-That wasn't acting!
Really, Carnegie is making libraries
so common that our best families soon
won't have anything to do with them.
Considering the softness of feminine
hearts. it is no wonder that men think
fooling woman is about the easiest
thing in the world. But 1t isn't
Another Query
President Mccall of the New York
Life has resigned. He probably heard
that Kansas polieyholders are consider
ing sending a delegate to New York to
investigate the company.-Albilene Re
Hector,
A New York writer objects to the
| Chicago face-particularly to the part
| known as "cheek."
Perverted Proverbs
u,hiols hafora Won SDeak-but don [
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25

A New York writer objects to the
Chicago face-particularly to the part
known as "cheek."
Los Angeles herald., 1906-01-25
Another Query

President Mccall of the New York
Life has resigned. He probably heard
that Kansas polieyholders are consider
ing sending delegate to New York to
investigate the company.-Albilene Re-
Hector.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
w aldport Items.

Mrs. Vern Ritter of Tacoma, WASH,
came home for short visit with her
parents.
Frank Vader passed through on his
way to Toledo Tuesday.
Frank Day of Salem, who bought the
Durbin place on Drift creek, is moving
in and will begin at once sowing vetch,
which he thinks is adapted to this
climate.
Listen for the mill whistle next week.
Mrs. Cora Wann came in Monday for
a visit with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. Baldwin. .'.'..
George Bobell is visiting friends on
the Yachats.
Captain Kent of the Nugget has
troubles of his own, so don't tell him
yours.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
FOR COUNTY JUDGE.

Being candidate for the nomination
as County Judge for Lincoln county on
the Republican ticket at the coming
primary nominating election on the
Goth day OF April, 1906, will say: If l
am nominated and elected to said
office, l will attend faithfully and
conscientiously to the duties thereof
and will DO everything within my
power, as such officer, to promote
good, substantial roads in the different
parts of Lincoln county, in so far as
the financial ability of said county will
permit; and furthermore, will dis
charge the duties of said office in the
interest of true economy, and will at
all times carefully guard and protect
the interests OF the taxpayers and
residents of said county.
b. F. SwopE.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
WINTER RATES TO YAQUINA BAY
'Oregon's Great Recreation and Health
Resort at the Newport Beaches.

AS winter health and recreation re.
sort Newport is the one par excellence.
Recognizing this, and wishing to give
the people an opportunity to breathe
the fresh, pure ozone of the ocean, the
Southern Pacific and Corvallis & East
'ern railroads will resume the sale of
tickets through to Yaquina bay on Sat-
nrday, October 81; and will sell same
throughout the winter and spring on
every
WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY.
The rates will be the same as during
the summer and will be good for return
30 days from date of sale.
DR. MINTHoRN's SANIrARv SEA BATHS
will be in operation during the entire
winter, and treatments will be given
daily. Hot and cold salt water baths
can be taken every day in the sanitar-
ium, and for anyone desiring rest, rec.
realion and health, no place OH the
Pacific Northwest can be found equal
10 Yaquina bay.
OTHER HEALTH RESORTS CLOSED.
During the winter nearly all other
health resorts are closed or difficult to
reach, and none of them have the ad-
Vantages OF Newport and vicinity as re-
gard climate, points of interest, recre-
alton and amusement. For PARTIES
desiring to enjoy fishing, hunting or
seeing the ocean in sunshine and storm
this famous resort is unequaled. The
surroundings are ideal-beautifnl seem
cry, climate mild, healthful and
invigorating.
COTTAGE TO RENT CHEAP.
Neat, clean cottages, either furnished
or partly so, can be rented in the i'm
mediate neighborhood of the sanitary
baths at about IS per month. Plenty
OF fresh milk, vegetables, honey, fruit
and all household necessaries can be
obtained at the lowest possible cost,
while all kinds of fish and the famous
rock oysters can he had in abundance
for the trouble of securing them.
People troubled with loss of appetite,
insomnia, rheumatism or run down
from any cause will find Newrortsan
ideal place to regain their health and
vigor, or for rest and pleasure.
Full information as TO rates, check.
ing OF baggage, etc., can be obtained
from any S: P. or G. & f. agent, or from
\. l.. Craig, general passenger agent s.
j. Co., Portland; oi j. c. Mayo, gen.
eral passenger agent G. & E., Albany,
Oregon.
Rate from Albany, Corvallis and
Philomath, $3.50
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
CANDIDATE FOR REPUBLICAN NOMINATION
FOR UNITED STATES SENATOR
For THE SHORT TERM

Fred W. Mulkey was born in Port
land, Oregon, and is resident of his
native city. He is young man with
every accomplishment which should
qualify him for this high Office. He is
"a graduate oil Che State University oil
Oregon, the New York Law School of
New York City, and is lawyer of high
standing, man who has travelled en-
tensively in our own country as we'll as
abroad. He has studied our institu-
tions and compared them with foreign
countries. He is logical thinker, a
forceful speaker and an adept parlia-
mentarian. He has many friends, both
rich and poor, for he is courteous
gentleman at all times.
He is Republican always. He has
supported all the nominees of the Re-
publican ticket at all times. He is as
loyal to his party as to his friends. He
has confidence in the people and is
willing 10 abide by their decision at the
primary election.
Oregon needs such men as Fred w +.
Mulkey. The Republican party needs
such men, and the voters should see
that such men are nominated and
elected
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
FOR STATE PRINTER.

The undersigned announces himself
as Republican candidate for renom-
ination for State Printer, subject to the
decision of the Republican voters at
the primary election April 20.
Now serving first term. The same
courtesy that has been accorded to
State officers generally, that of re-
nomination, would be greatly appreci-
ated. J. II. WHITNEY.
Albany, Oregon.
1t is now generally conceded that j.
Il. Whit ney, the present State Printer
is far in the lead in the candidacy for
denomination to that Office. Mr.. Whit
news best endorsement Is his record in
the Office during his first term. The
Gazette hopes that Morrow county will
be in line with the other counties in
giving Mr.. Whitney majority.
Owing to the established rule he is
entitled to another term. His record
In the office is such a strong endorse
ment that the people do not desire a
change at the next election. He will
get big vote in Eastern Oregon and
with his undoubted strength in Western
Oregon, he will undoubtedly be renom.
mated by the Republicans by big
majorty.-Heppner Gazette.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER

l hereby announce myself as a can
didate for Commissioner of Lincoln
county, Oregon, subject ito the will OF
the Republican party at the primaries
to be held April 20, 1906. My platform
is; Economy and justice to all parts of
the county. +. NJ. WADswoRTH.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
Call for County Warrants

Notice is hereby given that | have
funds on hand to pay all County War
rants drawn on the General Fund, and
endorsed: "Not paid for want of funds
up TO and including June !, 1902
Interest on said warrants to cease
from and after said date.
j. L. HYDE, County Treasurer,
Dated at Toledo, Or, this 18th day of
January. 1906.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
FOR SECRETARY OF STATE.

l hereby announce to the Republicans
OF Oregon that | am candidate for
the nomination for Secretary of State,
subject to the will OF the party.
FRANK W. BENSON
of Douglas County.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23

The Republican primary election in
April should be conducted along clean,
friendly lines. The candidate who re.
sorts to mud throwing will not profit by
such course.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
FOR GOVERNOR.

Republicans of Oregon are hereby
informed that I am a candidate for the
nomination of Governor at the primar-
les TO be held April 20.
G. A. JOHNS,
Baker City, Oregon.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
CANDIDATES. COLUMN

Everything under this head is paid
for at regular advertising rates and is
not to be considered an endorsement
Of any candidate by this paper.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
FOR CONGRESSMAN-FIRST DIS.
TRICT,

/ hereby announce myself as a candi-
date for the nomination for member of
Congress from the First district, sub.
ject to the will of the Republican elec.
tors at the primaries April 20.
WILLIS &. HAwLEY.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23
FOR CONGREsSMAN-FIRsT DIS
TRICT.

l hereby announce myself as candi-
date for the nomination for member
of Congress from the First district,
subject to the will OF the Republican
electors at the primaries Aprii 20.
WALTER l.. ToozE.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-02-23

All OF the above connect with Southern
Pacific company trains, both at Albany and
Corvallis as well as train for Detroit, giving
direct service to Newportland adjacent beach,
'es. as well as Breitenbush Hot Springs.
For further Information apply to
]. c. MAYO, Gen. Pass. Agt.
b. II. BOLES, Agent, Albany.
II. II. CRONISE, Agent, Corvallis.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-22
LIGHT YORK FOR CREWS.
Pistol Starts and Short Stretches the
Rale at Poughkeepsic.
u rs:.arsph q. . TrIbuae. J


Poughkcepse. -. Y. June 2i.-TEe college crews
which viii in tie big regatta here on Saturday
were the river to-day but the work was
confined 20 snort stretches and the practising OF
pistol starts
The crews OF Pennsylvania, Syracuse, George
town and Wisconsin in a more or less weakened
condition through sickness and injuries. Ellis
Ward ha9 10 take Drayton out Of the middle OF
the Pennsylvania varsity boat to-day. and put
Hendrie in his place. Dayton is under the wealth
er. The change was only temporary. and Drayton
viii probably row Saturday. Edmonds and La
plante. of Georgetown; Rice, Aradine and Ten
Eyck. of Syracuse. and Ruth OF Wisconsin, are not
In the best condition and causing the coaches
some anxiety. From statements made tonight II
is almost certain that James Ten Eyck jr., son
stroEing the freshman boat Of the upstate uni
versity. viii not sit in his the day of the
race He was in bed this afternoon. Banks was
moved from No. : to stroke to-day in the freshman
boat and Cheney, a substitute, rowed in Bankss
old place.
The advance guard OF the crowd which will come
10 the regatta got in tonight. and the town
is beginning TO liven up. The shop windows are
decorated with the various college colors, and the
hotels and boarding houses filling up.
The fact that the Columbia varsity eight has
covered the fastest mile and n half done the
il said to-day that the time was much faster
than reported II the last the distance
il may take some beating. as the men are all in
fine condition.
The so-caIled ''gentleman's race" for four cared
crews Of substitutes will be held o-morrow morn
viii enter two crews, Columbia two and Pennsyl-
vanfs
New-York tribune., 1906-06-22
PLAY FOR STATE TITLE.
Spirited La5cn Tennis IN the Ne1o
Jersey Cham piOnship.

The New Jersey State championship lawn tennis
tournament was continued yesterday on the courts
Of the Morristown Field Club. Morrtstown. y. J..
The victory OF Miss Edna wiIday and Miss Smith.
who won their places in the final round OF the wor-
ems championship singles proved the feature OF
the second day Of the big meeting Miss Wtday
defeated Miss Swords 81: 81. while Miss Smith
In the continuation OF the men 5 singles Theodors
Roosevelt Pell, Reeve Schley and Leon F. Freeman
able form He hir the ball hard most OF the time,
smashing out the Points IN such manner that his
Lawn Tennis Club. was hardly able 20 make an at
tempt az a return Pell won by the score OF 50.
81. The summary follows:
New Jersey state championship singles Second roun
H Mex GIazbrook- Elizabeth Town and Country Club
Ga; Walter A. Hazard Crescent Athletic Club. defeated
Irving Grin NsSa5S s Lawn Tennis Club smh 80
defeated Robert James PainncId Country club. 81.
c. L Bodman. Lnngwood Cricket Club. Boston. BY de-
Third aTs.oaq5p Roosevelt FeIl New York Lawn
Tennis Club defeated L WsSta ki3gs & Coqnfy 5 lawn
Tennis club. defeated E P Stanton, Orange Lawn Ten
Club, defeated Herman Behr. Morrtstown Field Club
womens championship singles (secOna ro1ndl9-sIlss
". c. Aurerrnann defeated Mrs Mark a. Villas. BY de-
Miriam Swords. 81. s1l' Miss Smith defeated Mrs
'" AgsTT1ann ouSIes Dr.rD.r ro,,aFr.a
srick G. Anderson and \. l. w.stfan lklngs County
4 Hazard. MoIrisoTn Field Club and Crescent Athletic
Club. Sc. 6-3.
First round-Robsrt James and Richard seabury.
1G5rst9yn & Eea Cub snd BoO9toP aws Ts98s
Orange Lawn Tennis Club. s-s. s-s H II. Walker
and G F Carter. Morristown Field Club. defeated
Wylie c Grant and Louis J. Grant New York Lawn
Duycknck. Morristown Field Club defeated c. O.
Shuttle and Henry NJ Hall. Orange Lawn Tennis Club.
6-2, SIS; Reeve Schey ard G. l. Bodman West
Side Lawn Tennis Club and Lonswood Cricket Club.
defeated H. NICK GlazbroOk and Dr. F II. Glazbrook
Elizabeth Town and Country Club and MoErstown
Bernon c. Prentice, New York Lawn Tennis Club and
West side Lawn Tennis Club. defeated " c. Weirner
and Frank Richardson University OF Pennsy vana and
Nforrstown Field Club 60 80; Albert J. Hirck and
II. P. Smith. Montclair Athletic Club and Side
Lawn Tennis Club. defeated Leon F Freeman and g
W ThrOckmoFton, Merrtstown Field Club 6-2. Is
s-6: D. C. Dell and s Dennis Morrfstowr
Field Club, defeated O. B Smith and Brakeman Meyer
Morristown Field Club and MontcIsir Athletic Club
e.. So
Womens consolation singles (second round)-Mrs
Ford defeated Miss Place by default Miss Sauter de-
feated Miss Whitney By default. Mrs Hale defeated
Miss Fowues, So 81: Mrs. Aurermann. a
Semi-hnal round-Miss Sauter defeated Mrs. Ford.
6-4 Ct