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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1906-11-07
The Bishop and the Senator.

A visiting bishop in Washington was
arguing with Il senator on the desira-
bllty Of attending church. At last he
put the question squarely, what is
your personal reason for not attend
ing2"
The senator smiled in a,no-Offense-in-
tended way as he replied, "The fact Is,
one finds so many hypocrites there"
Returning the smile, the bishop said:
Don't let that keep you away, sena-
tor There's always room for one
more" e."-Philadelphia Post.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1906-11-07
We Are One

Of the merchants who intend make the week beginning Nov 9th to
the 18th inclusive long be remembered by the trading public of For
Venango history thirty
ieuce selling have been better prepared offer grand induce
of Boots Shoes And stranger in your
community dwell longer the above subject
Your newspaper will explain the There will be free
purchasers during that week Our
will service make yourself home whether
you wish purchase
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1906-11-07
A Mnn of ActiCn.

Hicks-There isn't man in town
who can keep the conversational ball
rolling like our friend Gayrake. Wicks
Nonsense. He never says anything
worth listening to. Hicks-No,, but he
does Il lot of things worth talking
about.-Philadelphi Ledger.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1906-11-07

lie who feels contempt forYany liv-
ing thing hath faculties that he hath
never used. and thought with!him is In
its infancy Wordsworth.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1906-11-07
pennsylvania
III RAILROAD.
Schedule in Effect May q, 1906.

Trains leave TOnesta as follows:
For OIL CITY, PITTSBURGH, and
principal intermediate stations, 1l:O1 a.
m. week days, Oil City only, 1921 p. m.
daily, 5;2S p. m. Sundays.
For BRADFORD, CLEAN, and prin-
cipsl intermediate stations, 1858 a. m.
daily, 4:16 p. m. week days. For Warren
and intermediate stations, 2:43 p. N, sun
days.
W. W. ATTERBURY, Gen. Mgr.
r.. WOOD, P. T. M.
GEO. w. BOYD, G. p. A.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
WOMAN FOUND UNCONSCIOUS
Doctors Not Entirely Certain what
IL the Cause "a Aer
Condition.

Mrs Christine Lombard. who lives with
her husband in the basement of 1915 Jones
street, was found in an unconscious condi-
ton at the c. n. Deitz company's lumber
yard. Fifth and Leavenworth streets, at 3
O'Clock Friday afternoon. The police were
notified and the woman was taken to the
station and attended by Police Surgeon
Morsman.
Upon being searched a Colts revolver
was found in the woman's stocking and in
dications of poisoning were strong. After
a time the surgeon succeeded in restoring
her to partial consciousness. but she re-
fused to give her full name say what she
had taken until in the evening, when she
answered all questions, but denied having
taken any poison.
Her husband was summoned, but at first
the wife said she did not know him. Later,
however, she recognized him and said he
tried to get rid of her by sending her to
the insane asylum. Her mind was clearly
deranged and Captain Mostyn sent for City
Physician Arnold DR.. Arnold said he
thought overindulgence in drink was the
sole trouble with the woman and that she
will be all right when the effects have
worn off Lombard, who works for the
Union Pacific railroad as Waterman said
his wife is addicted to the liquor habit,
but stoutly denied she used any kind of
dope" or that he had quarreled with her
or threatened to send her away. He broke
down and cried at sight of his wife, who is
by no means i'll of appearance nor old, but
was refused his request to take her with
him home They have been married about
four years and have no children
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
S312,64221 S212, 64221 S212,6 GA
Improvement Club Meeting.

The highland park improvement club held
it's regular monthly meeting Thursday
evening and transacted lots Of business.
The committee on grading F street re-
ported the grading petition acceptable to
the city attorney. and the passage of
grading ordinance next Monday evening is
an assured thing. The committee which
was appointed a week ago TO raise funds
for the grading of Twenty-fourth street
reported its work unfinished and asked more
time; that they had, however. raised 500
OF the desired amount. The committee
was given further time and an additional
member in Charles A. Durham. who has
been designated as treasurer. to receive
subscriptions. The committee. on its good
showing. was authorized and instructed to
go ahead with the grading and will let
the contract within = short time. The
committee which waited on the mayor in
regard TO car fares and terminals in con-
nection with the new Fort Crook line rec
commended holding the matter in allegiance
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
Piles
Don't Suffer Longer. You Can Have
Instant Relief and a Lasting Cure
by Using Pyramid Pile Cure.
A trial Package NAILED Free.

The rectum. like the mouth. is lined with
that soft, satiny material known as mucous
membrane. Piles is a disease Of that MEM
brane and the blood vessels that lie IN
der IL.
Fissure and Fistula AFFECT the same mem
brane and belong to the same family.
Pyramid Pile Cure slipped into the bowels
melt and spread themselves over the dis
eased and painful surface and act just as
a salve would If the trouble was on the
outside of the body and could be easily
seen and gotten at.
The immediate relief they give, even I'm
the most agonzing cases. will startle you,
as il has already startled many thousands
OF doubling Thomasas' before you, who
have tried everything and sent for the
sample package, firmly convinced that they
would again be disappointed.
But they weren't Pyramid Pile cure
doesn't disappoint. They cure. They are
for sale at all druggists at so cents box
and are worth an even hundred to the
person who needs them.
Mr.. John Byrne of 23O6 I'd Ave, New York
City, writing under date of Jan. nth 1906
says: Il received the sample and used it
right away. I got so much relief from 1t
after twenty years suffering that 1 bought
a 5O-ccnt box The almost unbearable pain
is almost gone and my Fistula has almost
disappeared. l had given up all hope Of
ever being cured. l assure you gentle
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If you want to prove this matter at our
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and address to the PYRAMID DRUG Co,
1876 Pyramid Building. Marshall. Michigan
and receive a trial package free by return
mail.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13

at the Ancient order Of United workmen
temple this evening.
A. H. Murdoch has just returned from
Denver. where he has been on business
trip.
IT is stated that Mrs Mary o. Brien won
her suit for damages against the city and
is to receive $500.
Dana Morrill, returned Thursday night
from New London. where he has been at
tending a shooting tournament.
David w. Rhodes, I'LL Monroe, aged 10,
died Thursday evening. The body will be
sent to Beatrice this morning.
The seniors Of the South Omaha High
school cleared over SOS of the lunches
which they served a day or two ago.
Thomas Lewis, who pleaded guilty to
stealing his partners clothes. was SEN
fenced to thirty days in the county jail
The commencement orator for the APP
preaching graduations of the South Omaha
High school will be Rev. NJ. l. Stritch Of
Omaha.
Joe Lonogosld, Joe Matusek, Peter Pol
itike, Peter Kenodizior and Dave Russell
were each fined - and costs for petit
larceny.
There was a pleasant party last night at
the home OF Herman Call Twenty ninth
and q streets. About thirty friends were
present
Henry oHara died at the South Omaha
hospital Thursday he was "A clerk in
Hayden Bros store in Omaha. Funeral ar
rangements have not been made.
The order Of the Eastern Star will
meet this evening tor public installation
of officers at Masonic hall. Mrs Anna c.
simson, grand secretary and Mrs Ida
Brown, former grand secretary, of Omaha
will conduct the ceremony.
Thomas McGuinness, aged 45, died yester-
day. The funeral will be held from the
parlors Of Heafey & Heafey Sunday, to St
Agnes church. Interment will be at st.
MaTy's cemetery.
Miriam l.. hothholz, infant daughter of
Henry Rothholz, 25u n street, died last
Thursday night. The funeral will be held
Sunday at l p. m. from the residence. The
burial will be in Pleasant Hill cemetery
The following births were reported yes
terday: Charles McConkle, Twenty-siNth
and Harrison, a boy; Aaron Katzman,
Thirtieth and r streets, a boy; Charles
Miller, Twenty -seventh and S, boy; Jo-
seph Ranckovski, Twenty ninth and f,
girl
The women of the Afternoon club enter
tanned their husbands last evening at the
final function before the heated season.
About twenty-five husbands, real or pros
pective, were cozened into the highest de-
gree of good nature. Refreshments of
many kinds and plenty of ices combatted
successfully the warmth of the evening
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13

It in running order. We repainted the
machine. finished it off with ornaments
and new cab and a platform, and were
soon ready for our proposed trip to Colo
RADIO.
The wonder on Exhibition.
90 AS a leave-taking sendoff your father
suggested an excursion, a pleasure trip,
through the main streets of the city, with
a string of road wagons coupled on behind.
As nearly as | can recollect there were
about twelve vehicles in the train, and each
was packed TO the limit with enthusiastic
humanity. After this the city fathers,
headed by j. Sterling Morton, gave US a
banquet at the Seymour house. with your
father presiding and o. P. Mason holding
the exalted office of POSTMASTER. 1t WIS
great time for the steam wagon, and every
body succeeded in getting acquainted with
every other individual in the country. The
feast closed with dance, and all went
home and to bed rejoicing at the greatness
of the future, and steam wagons in particu-
lar. which would help build up the country.
In those days buffalo covered the plains.
Indians were everywhere and there were no
transcontinental railroads.
Then arrangements were made for the
trip to Colorado, and all was ready for the
Indian massacre at New Ulm, MINI. Cen
eral Brown was summoned thither, he be-
ing the general agent of the Sioux Indians.
So we were left to continue our journey to
Colorado with the steam wagon We were
under full head of steam. bound for the
Rocky mountains. and had reached the
Nine Mile house, about four miles beyond
the old Morton homestead, when we broke
crank. II could not be replaced in the
west so l made trip to New York City
for a new crank, and returned TO Nebraska
and made the necessary repairs. Then It
was decided that the locomotive would have
to be stored until the return 81 General
Brown from the Indian wars.
1T was also found necessary tc improve
the roads, build cuIverts across the streams,
otherwise the wagon could not proceed. Be
cause of these drawbacks the machine was
finally stored on Mr.. Mortons farm and
the trip was abandoned, the machine never
to be used again, because General Brown
failed to return to the city.
The civil war also changed everything.
Men went to the front and were killed, and
finally. when Mr.. Sterling Morton wrote me
that ne wished the steam wagon removed
advised him to sell it for what he could
get ! believe il was finally sold for about
$500, and the engine utilized in the gas
works at Nebraska City. 7 suppose, also,
there was no demand for steam wagons OF
| this kind in making trips across the plains,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13

for the early completion of the Union Pa
cific and other lines in the west revolution
lied transportation and business of every
kind"
Mr.. Morton said the chief reason why the
road wagon did not prove a success was
because there was no macadamized road
beds for it to travel on The streams were
not bridged. and when II came to a creek
or even a small rivulet in the soft, miry
ground OF the prairie, It sank so deep in
the mud that progress was impossible-New
York Herald.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
RECEPTION TO THE R0SICKYS
bohemian Editor and Wife Given
SendOn Prior to Visit to
Europe.

Mr.. and Mrs John Rosicky, who are
about to leave Omaha to spend the sum-
mer in Europe, were rendered a reception
by their friends last night at Metz hall on
South Thirteenth street. About 100 persons
sat down TO a tahle laden with good things.
Frank Bandhauer presided over the after
dinner exercises and in preliminary ad-
dress offered the guests of honor the best
wishes Of the company. Mr.. Rosicky in re-
ply expressed the appreciation of their
kindness felt by himself and his wife. The
program consisted Of a number of addresses
and several selections by the Bohemian
Singing Society Lire.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rosicky will leave Omaha
Monday for their native country, and ex-
pect to be gone five or six months. Mr..
Rosicky came to America thirty years ago
and has not visited the old country since.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
SCovEL is COMING TO OMAHA
President of National AssOciation' of
Life Underwater Is Heading
This Way.

The president OF the National Association
OF Life Underwriters advises the Life Tn
derwriters' Association of Nebraska that
he will soon be in Omaha, and in anticpa-
ton of that event the executive committee
of the local association met Friday after
noon and authorized the following tele-
gram:
George w scovel President National Ac-
sociation of Underwriters, Pittsburg Pa:
Latchstring hangs out for you from here
H. r. GOULD. President.
They also decided to hold the regular
June meeting at such date as will be con-
venient to Mr. scovel, probably Thursday,
the Slst inst, and they hope every member
will arrange to be present.
This national association is composed OF
about fifty state associations, and was the
only body OF insurance men invited last
February by President Roosevelt and the
chairman of the executive committee Of the
Chicago meeting of governors, attorneys
general and insurance commissioners to at
tend that notable meeting. OF which Presi-
dent Roosevelt said: Il have entire faith
in the right judgment and single minded
purpose of the insurance convention which
met at Chicago"
II should be plain, therefore, that the
5000 agents I'm this observation-disclosures and
neighbors Of the millions of policyholders-
should be, and are, in close touch with the
polcyholders and are not merely the hired
men OF company management, and that
they surely stand for the permanent good
OF those from whom they now obtain their
present business and OF whom in the future
they expect further business upon proving
themselves the real friends Of the people.
II is M trnnhle IN recnver q lost article
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
AFFAIRS AT SOUTH OMAHA
Chaplain siSson Reports Collections for the
Sufferers in Japan.
STATE SENDS OVER THOUSAND DOLLARS
city clerk Files Statement of COndi-
tion Of City Funds, showing slight
Improvement over that of
Month Ago.

Chaplain F. NJ sisson OF 5outh Omaha.
treasurer OF the Nebraska contributions TO
the fund for the relief OF the Japanese
famine sufferers. offered his third report
Of the money which has been contributed
up to and including May H. The chaplain
reports that he has lately received letter
from the headquarters OF the relief or
gonization saying that the contributions
OF Nebraska are the best Of any western
state. The total up to date is tl,C9S.04. The
detailed list Of contributors not previously
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
Movements of Ocean VesseIs May I


At New York-Arrived: Bordeaux, from
Havre; Sclian Prince, from Naples; Rhein,
from Bremen.
At BOston-Arrived: Corean, from Glas-
gov; lvernia, from Liverpool; Columbian,
from London. Sailed: Caledonia, from
Manchester.
At Liverpool-Arrived: Haverford, from
Philadelphia: Deronian. from Boston
Sailed Kensington, for Montreal; Cymric
for Boston; Armenian, for New York
At Genoa-Sailed: Citta di Torino, for
New York.
At Dover-Sailed Kaiserin Auguste Vic
toria. for New York.
At Copenhagen-Arrived: United States,
from New York.
At AlexandTia-Arrived Citta de Genoa,
from New York.
At Havre-Sailed: La Bretagne, for New
York.
At Gibraltar Pannonia, for New
York.
At Palermo-Sailed: Peruga, for New
York.
At Moville-sailed: Victorian, for Mon
treal
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13

It is no trouble to recover a lost article
Put an ad in the Lost" column OF
The Bee.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
Pale, Thin,.
Nervous?

Then your blood must be in very
bad condition. You certainly know
what to take, then why not take it?-
Ayers SarsapariIla. If you doubt,
then consult your doctor. We know
what he will say about this grand old
family medicine. Sold for 90 years.
We haoe no secrets! We publish
the formulas of all our medicines.
-. "a
AYERS AYERS 'osstPsos
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13
Sunday Services.
Magic city Gossip

The InteruTban company is letting con-
tracts for the grading OF its proposed line.
The daughter OF Jacob Schooling who
was lost during all OF Thursday night, has
been found.
There will be a public dance under the
auspices OF the Joe Duffys base ball team
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13

there was big opening for hauling sup
plies across the prairies to mining camps.
Mr. Reeds contract with General Brown
was that he would accompany the steam
wagon to Nebraska City, and install it for
trip to Denver. Colo, across the great
plains. 1t should be remembered that there
we're then no Pacific railroads
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13

II in running order. We repainted the
machine, finished it off with ornaments
and new cab and platform, and were
soon ready for our proposed trip to Colo
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-05-13

The statement of the condition of the
funds of the city, issued yesterday by the
city clerk, shows several minor changes.
The general fund now contains $aS2O6,
increase over that of the previous month of
$500 The fire and police funds will be
rather close. The following is the state
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1906-02-09
THREE.
n an The choice Of al The wealth

II ali the choice of AL the wealth
In all the world were mine.
or gold and land and mansions grand
And rank and jewels fine,
I'd take the three that promised me
a lasting pleasure true
And bid them stay mine for aye
My dog. my gun, and'you.
They say no man can count the sums
That Rockefeller lends,
And thousands toll so Standard OIL
Shall pay him dividends
But should he try he might not buy
For all the wealth he knew
The things hold more dear than gold
My dog, my gun, and YOU
They say that Morgan purchases
Whatever strikes his whim,
And that which they demand to pay
He pays--it's naugft to him,
But things there be which even he
Would futilely pursue.
He'd try in vain to ever gain
My dog, my gun. and you.
Let others strive for vanities.
I'm perfectly content
If Just these three remain to me
Which happiness has sent.
Small fields are mine Ga Horace line)
And my desires are few,
But I'll defend until the end
My dog, my gun, and you
Sidney Kennedy, in Brooklyn Times.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1906-02-09

Pattern No. 5390,-White mohair d
represented in this smart design for a
shirt-waist Three wide pleats in each
side of the front and group of small
tucks in the center give graceful
amount of fullness, that blouses slight
ly or may be drawn down in the belt
Straight cuffs finish the full bishop
sleeves and standing collar and neck.
band completes the neck. Pongee, linen.
madras and albatross are all suitable to
the mode. The medium size will re-
quire two and five-eighths yards of &c.
inch material. Sizes for 32, "a, &c, 3S, 40
and AZ inches bust measure.
This pattern will be sent to you on
receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders
to the Pattern Department of this paper.
Be sure togive size and number of pat
tern wanted. For convenience, write
your order on the following coupon:
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1906-02-09

Pattern No 5406.-An excellent de-
sign for a shirt-waist that is suitable
to any of the seasons waistings is here
represented in white linen. The fronts
are gathered at the shoulder seams, thus
giving the necessary amount Of fullness:
which is gathered into the belt. The
pattern provides for an applied yoke, but
its use is optional. and may be omitted
if a plain back is desired A deep cuff
completed the full gathered sleeve
China silk, lawn. wool, batiste, pongee
chambray, madras and pique are all ap-
propriate. The medium size will require
two and five-eighths yards of 36-inch
material Sizes for 50, "a, SO, 3S, 40 and
AZ inches bust measure.
This pattern will be sent to you on
receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders
to the Pattern Department Of this paper.
Be sure to give size and number of pat.
tern wanted. For convenience, write
your order on the following coupon:
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1906-02-09
Actors in Russia.

Actors are never stranded in Russia,
because when manager takes a COM
pany touring, he must deposit with the
government enough money to bring all
safely home.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-13

show how wrong they were. We do
not expect that any OF the preponder-
ance Of testimony will convince them.
They will go up like an army with
banners against the bill to restore
the canteen. They will be supported
by the vicious element that profits
out of the sale of bad Whiskey In the
deadfalls that fringe every army post.
Cunning vice and simple minded
virtue will go hand in hand to beat
the Philadelphian's bill. Vice will
know Just what it is doing and virtue
will be deaf and blind to the sure con-
sequences. ,si
But against this the common sense
of the country should assert itself.
San Francisco has a great army post
within its borders. Every citizen OF
this city who has taken the trouble to
observe, knows that when there was
a post canteen the moral and physical
condition of the soldiers was Inn
measurably better than it has been
since. We are assured that the same
testimony is given by citizens at
every army post in the country. 81
Give the men their post club. where
they are in the association of gentle
men. Give them their library and
reading-Uom and recreation again.
Give them the light wines and beer
that satisfy their appetite for the
social glass, and keep them away
from che distilled liquors : that are
poisoned to increase the profits of
their sale. s 5ss5.s: !.
The chairman of the military COM
mittee has been a soldier and many
of its members have seen military
service. They know how entirely i'm
practical and impossible are the ex-
pectations of the people who fight the
canteen on prohibition principles.
They know he must have the oppor-
tunity for reasonable indulgence or
he will find way for unreasonable
Indulgence. They know that the can
teen as post club for the enlisted
men will be a boon to many that do
not: drink at all. It will improve their
surroundings by making better men
of their fellow soldiers.
We appreciate the good motives Of
the prohibitionists who oppose the
canteen, but they proceed against all
human nature of which there is q
great deal in a soldier. With his post
club the enlisted man takes an inter
est in military life Without it he is
diverted by vice from the pride he
should feel in his profession.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-02-13

WANTED --R ailWay mail clerks, post
& Office clerks and carriers. Appli-
Giants should prepare at once for.
spring examination. Course the
most complete. Our students re-
ceiVed highest grades in last exam
nations. Salaries $500 to $1,000.
Address with stamp, giving age,
\ height and weight, j
Central Gorresp ondence College,
Indianapolis, Ind.