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Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
MARRIAGE LICENSES

R-TUDSON--William G.. Dugger
aged 81, a native of Missouri and q res
ident of Los Angeles, and Jimmie l.
Hudson, aged q, q native OF Texas ant
~ resident of Azusa.
ER-DELI,ING--Cha w. Barker
aged l6, a native of Massachusetts anC
9 resident of Los Angeles, and Clara o
Deling, aged 2S, 9 native of Germany
ESTRADA -SINIAs-Josc Estrada, aget
"a, native of Mexlco and resident o.
Los Angeles. and Guadalupe Simas, aget
20, native of California ana u resident
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. K
Daniels, aged 81, a native of Illinois anaS
a resident of Tropico, and Nora p
Borthick, aged 20, o native of Missour
sVf EfslafRf Il IT5oP%.SIiil H. De
Witt aged 40 g native Of Missouri bss Ia ant nc
field, aged 2S, q native Of Tennessee ant
resident of Knoxville, Tenn.
QUINN-WILSON-Th p. Quinn, aget
%, a native of Colorado and a resident
of Los Angeles, and Florence E. Wilson
aged 25 q. native of Colorado and res
ident of Los Angeles.
WHITLEY-ADAMS-T B. Whitley
aged, q, a native of Texas and resi-
dent of Downey, and Rosa Adams, aged
25, a native Of Missouri and a resident
AITKEN- N-McHARG-Thomas G. Aitken
aged 20, a native of Scotland and a res
ident OF Visalia, and Edith A. McHarg
aged 50, a native of France and u resi-
dent of Dinuba
H-TAYLOR-Arthur L.
Kavanaugh, aged "a, Il native of Utal
and resident of Los Alamitos, and
Martina s. Taylor, aged 39, a native. OF
kentucky and a resident of Los An
geles.
LL-BAILEY-James ID. Camp
bell. aged 46.- native of Canada and 9
resident of Los Angeles and Mary j
Bailey, aged As, a native of Kentucky
and resident of Los Angeles.
WILLIAMS S-NIARKHAM--H II. viii.
a resident of Los Angeles, and Izora c.
Markham. aged 20, a native of Michi-
gan and a resident of Los Angeles.
--SNELSON-James Bronson
aged 81, native of Georgia and resi-
dent of Los Angeles and Nancy Smell
son, aged Sc. a native Of Georgia and a
resident of Los Angeles.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

TO LET-A VERY DESIRABLE OF
flee space on ground floor. LEAIIY &
SON, 223 Mercantile place.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
BIRTHS

ARMSTRoNG-C. A. and wife, Califor-
mia hospital. Jan. 20, boy.
road, Jan. 27, a girl.
SIERRA-C. and wife, 1876 North Mey-
ers, Jan. 30, a boy.
TECHUGO-F. and wife, North Buena
Vista street, Feb. l, a boy.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

Look this one up on corner Of wesi
18th ST.; lot Is J0x145; S-room moderf
on car line; is rented at ss7.56 per r month
Price only $1,000; half cash.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

Large new 1o-room house on 25th ST. /:
strictly modern, with all modern con-
veniences; Is In the fast growing sec
tion. southwest; III blocks from Adams
81. car line; is leased for $50 per month
is cheap at $1,000; can be bought for
$500; $4,000 cash, balance terms
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

On West 23d st. we have 3 beautiful
new S-room, 2-story modern houses; 2
are north fronts; one rented at $50 per
month: either one can be bought for
one of these and the rent will almost
pay il out
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
eANiTARIuMs

MRS M. HERBERT. SANITARIUM--
Massage, electric. tub. vapor steam
baths, oniropody. manicuring, scalp
treatment, facial massage. 225h W.
First Home 3809
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

FOR SALE-HOUSES.
Some rare bargains I'm income houses,
not what they Will bring, but what they
arc now rented for.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
DEATH

SANBORN-9S5 L. SID native of Cali
fornia, inanition, Feb. 2, aged month
p and 20 days. @a et-
lOLESON-G., County hospital, native
iff-iof sweden, tuberculosis, Feb. .; aged
81.
BROWN-G., go S. Figueroa, native of
New York, alcoholism. Feb. /, aged so.
MARPLE-Alice, 1101 S. Figueroa, ma
tive of Ohio. la grippe, Feb. 2, aged 80.
Peck & Chase Co.. undertaKers and
embamcrs: lady assistants. 433 S. HILL
Tel Main Ell
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

ST. PAULS PRO-CATHEDRAL. 523 s.
Olive st.-Rey J. j. wilkins. d. p. dean
and rector. Holy communion, 1880 q. m :
Sunday school, $3.50. sermon and holy
communion. II n. IN. Preacher. Rev. T. G.
Marshall. Young Peoples service in
parish hall. GAS. Evening prayer and SER
mon $780, preacher. Rev. G. e. Bentham.
Everyone welcome to the services.
prayer meeting daily. Gospel meeting
avery evening
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

TEMPLE BAPTIST CHURCH, WOR-
Shipping in the Armory, corner Eighth
and Spring streets. Preaching at IL
and 1880 by the pastor, Robert J. Bur
dette. Topic of morning sermon,
"The Sheltering Arms; evening,
Miracles in Los Angeles" attested
by an eyewitness. A most cordial
invitation is extended to all persons
to make the Temple their church
home. Seats free, and hearty well
come to every one Service of song
preceding the evening sermon.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
THE WEATHER

Los ANGELES Fob. 2. 1905.
sp%. sSa g & * NH : ci6sdE SlsfE
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

$35OO-slOoo CASH AND THE BALANCE
strictly modern and up-to-date cottages
in the southwestern part of the city. Sea
. owners. GRONrN AND NOETHEN,
Room 400 severance Building,
BIG BARGAIN.
One three-room strictly modern and
up-to-date bungalow fronting on War
ner ST.. and one five-room strictly mod
ern and up-to-date cottage, fronting on
New England street. These two places
are on one lot fronting on both OF the
streets and bring an income of S35 per
month.
JUST THINK
You can secure these two places for
$1,000. $500 cash and the balance at $25 90
per month including 6 per cent. DON'T
FAIL TO INVESTIGATE.
GRONEN AND NOETHEN.
Room 400 Severance Building,
N w. Cor. of 9th and Main SITS.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

Big snap, close in; large 10-room
house: north front. This house is walk
ing distance. only 6 blocks from the
Hamburger new store: house was htiilt
for home; owners moving and must be
sold. The lot is worth 5000; the house
cost $500 to build; lot is 4Skx150. This
property WILL be worth $400 front foot
inside of 2 years. Can be bought at
$500.
And another snap in income property
on Park View, Westlake district; new
Groom flats on high ground; east front;
lot Is 57x150 and Is rented at $40 per
month. Price only $4,000.
And don't fail to see this last one,
the cheapest home in the city, built
and occupied now by the owner 1h
years old. S-room. 2-story modern
home With all conyeniencss; east front;
on LaSalle ave, West Adams Heights:
large lot, 60x160; lawn, flowers, and the
view from this lovely home Is simply
inspiring. If you want a big bargain in
the most popular resident section in
the city buy this. Only $500 cash.
JAS. v. BALDWIN,
536-537-53S Herman w. HellE1an Bldg.
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Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

BY Associated Press
SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. 3.-Cioudy
weather prevails along the California
coast south of San Francisco and over
the Rocky mountain region, elsewhere
> fair weather prevails. Light showers have
Iallen In Eastern Washington and Idaho.
Pacific slope.
he temperature has risen in California,
Nevada, Arizona, Utah aud Southern
oregon and fallen in other districts.
Conditions are favorable for fair and
continued warm weather In California
Sunday.
Forecast
Los Angeles and vicinity-Cloudy Sum
day, light east wind. .
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, sCIEN-
tist, OF Los Angeles--Services in the
church edifice, Seventeenth and Fig
ueroa, Sunday, II a. m. and 8 p. M
Sermon from the Christian Science
Quarterly; subject. Soul" Sabbath
school, II a. M; Wednesday evening
meeting, 8 o'clock. Take washington
car to Figueroa and Seventeenth SITS.
Traction car Sixteenth and Georgia
SITS. Reading room, 406 Union Trust
bldg, Fourth and Spring sts., open
daily from $3.50 a. m to D. m.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
LOST AND FOUND
PIANOS

PIANOS SOLD on EASY PAYMGNTs1,
Pianos rented at low rates. A. q
GARDNER PIANO HOUSE, Ltd. lis
Winston st. Tel. Black 222l; Home
819h
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
PERSONALS

WOULD YOU MARRY IL SUITED?
Matrimonial paper containing hun
dreds advertisements marriageable
people, many rich, mailed free. THE
CORRESPONDENCE, Toledo, o.
A REFINED MIDDLE lAGED WIDOW,
stranger in the city, would like TO
meet an honest gentleman for COM
panion. Address A. NJ Herald
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
Houses
To Purchase-MisceIIaneous
Miscellaneous

WANTED-DEALEhS AND PAPER
hangers to write for sample books Of
burlaps. shades wall paper. paints,
SprinE
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
A Few High-CEass
Properties

$12OOO--Beautiful 10-room house with
a little over acres of hand
some grounds; simply superb.
convey any impression OF the
beauty and convenfences Of the
house and grounds; near AL
hambra
$1OOOO---A 2-story 11-room house and n
4-room bungalow lodge oon-
tiguous to It. on the blum at
Redondo, facing the ocean and
Pacific avenue; a charming
home, or IL per cent income
property.
$1OOOO-fn the city, Virgil avenue, 10
rooms, 2 bath rooms and clos
cts, 8 fireplaces, oak floors and
every modern Improvement; n
select neighborhood; large lot,
lawn, flowers and shrubbery,
let us show you this.
$56OO-8 rooms in Romeo street, city;
automobile barn with turn ta-
BILE; lawn, flowers, ETC.; oak
floors. All modern improve
ments Surely a bargain.
We have several good investments
absolutely safe. that pay from 6 to
tunity to double the income.
RULE-BELFORD COMPANY,
309-315 Homer Laughlin Building.
LOS ANGELES.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
CHURc.t NOTICES

FIRST CoNGi.EGATIoNAL CHURCH.
VIM Horace Day, pastor; Rev Warren
F. Day, ID. D., pastor emeritus Mr. Har-
ry Clifford Lott, choir master. Mr.. Wal
ter f. Skeele, organlst Morning service,
II o'clock; Rev. VIM. Horace Day will
preach on "The Church and the Social
Conscience" Special children's process
sional.. No. evening service. 1880 p. M,
All who seek to follow Christ invited
to commune Christian Endeavor will
follow the communion service at $3.50.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
Statesmen and Solicitors

AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY FOR
man who is convincing and pleas
ing talker, capable of interviewing
the middle class See MIR. DALE,
between z and s p. IN. Golden State
Realty Co, 421 South Spring street.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
DIED

PELOUBET-At Los Angeles. California,
February 3, 1906, DOrothea Murray Pc
loubet widow of the late Jarvis Ielou-
bet, in her S5th year. Service at the
parlOrs of Peck-Chase company, 493
South Hill street, Tuesday, February g.
at 2:30 p. m. 1nterment, Athens, Pa.
BIXBY-At her late home, Los Alamitos,
near Long Beach. Susanna Peterson
Hathaway BiXby beloved mother of
Fred BiXby and Mrs. Dr. Il. A. Bryant.
Funeral Monday February 5, II a. M,
from the chapel of Evergreen cemetery.
Funeral private.
CLEMANS--At 40 Lucas avenue, Feb.
8, 1906, Lowell L. ClemanS, native of
Massachusetts, beloved husband of
Sarah c., and father of Gertrude and
Bertha Clcmans. Funeral notice later.
FARISS--Infant son of Mr.. and Mrs. /.
Q. Fariss. Redondo Beach. Cal
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

SWEDISH MASSAGE AND MEDICAL
gymnastic, Miss G. Olausson, graduate
from Dr. Arvedsson'S institute, Stock
holm, Sweden. sos w. WASHINGTON
st. Phone, Home 24649. Ladies only.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
Weather Conditions

Maximum temperature a.
Minimum temperature 81
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

and from the east and north in our
own cars at greatly reduced rates.
Call on us or write for particula rs.
13EKINS VAN AND STORAGE CO,
24i South Broadway.
M FfcE. '1S 4is s N BRoADWAY SASI'. GG.TcS PfIoNTi
MAIN ll03: HOME 1858. HALE
RATES ON SHIPPING.
ycur patronage
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

Rooms and Z, 61O1s S. Spring.
THE SWEDISH ELECTRIC INSTI-
tute; under new management; baths.
massage and electric treatment; 1877 S.
to II p. m; Sunday 10 u. m. to D. m; i;
for ladies and gentlemen.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
BUSINESS PERSONALS

sLEIGHr or HAND ENTERTAINER
Private engagements; reasonable
charges. MOsIIER, 1875 No. Spring.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
BATHS AND MASSAGE

THE BROWN MASSAGE PARLORS-
Tub and vapor baths, electric and
magnetic massage.
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FOR SALE
l have TO offer the best buy in Los
Angeles. One block from Union De-
pot, in direct line with increase in
values. Returns II per cent; income
$1620 per annum. Price $4,000 cash.
FRED L. SEXTON, 408 Mason bldg,
Fourth and Broadway.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
Golden State Realty Co.

HOTEL ORENA- A-FIRsT4CLAss. OPENS
Fob. 18th. 70l W. It'll 81. Il. Wiesen-
danger.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

ELECTRIC TREATMENT, VAPOR AND
sponge bath and massage, oil. alcohol
rubs. 612 S. BROADWAY, room 10
New attendant.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

WANTED-DRUGGIS
BRICK YARD
BARBER
NIILLINER
BILLIARD PARLoR AND
NEWS STAND.
There is fine field for the above limos
of business in the new town Of Corcoran.
Settlers fiocking in rapidly making this
one Of the best towns in the state. Sew
eral hundred thousand dollars being
spent on Improvements storerooms can
be had for the above lines Of business.
Excursion next Tuesday night, Feb 6.
about half rates for Today round trip
ticket. Apply at once SECURITY
LAND & LOAN CO.. over Home Saw
ings bank lis Court st.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04


SECOND CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCI
eutist, Simpson auditorium, 1874 South
Hope St Services Sunday, IL a. m.
and 5 p. m. Sermon from the Chris
tian Science Quarterly; subject,
Soul" Children's Sunday school at
$50 a. m. Wednesday evening meet
ing at o'clock Reading room, SO
511 Herman w. Hellman bldg. Spring
and Fourth sts., open daily, Sundays
excepted, from 0 a. m. to 5 p. m
ST. JOHNS CHURCH, COR. w. ADAMS
and .Figueroa SITS. Rev. Lewis G,
Morris, rector. Sunday services 1880
a. m. IL a. M and 4:30 p. m. This Is
a free church and strangers are most
cordially invited Take Grand ave.
nue. cars to Adams street and walk
west or take University cars to Ches-
ter place, walk through Chester place
and one block east on Adams street.
THE Los ANGELES FELLOWSHIP
Benjamin Fay Mills. permanent minis
o'clock on Take No Thought for the
Morrow at 1890 Mrs. Mills on "Sartor
Resartus." and at 1880 Mr.. Mills on THE
Life of Luther Burbank" Music by Miss
Helen Tape soprano. and Alfred %.
Walpcr, violinist. All seats free to all.
Sunday school at $50.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
Furnished Rooms

HOTEL ORBNA-FIRsT-CL OPENS
Feb 18th. 701 w. 7TH ST. L. Wiesen-
danger.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

BABA BHARATI. THE HINDOO SAGE
of India. will lecture this evening at 8
in the Symphony hall (Blanchard build
@ entrance 6s iSvsTsa R$S soath within H sFfft Tbe
Baba's famous book ''Knishna," pro-
nounced by the press as 1.-The greatest
book of the century" for sale at the
door, at C. c. Parker's, 246 South Broad
way, and at the Metaphysical library,
Grant building, South Broadway. Price:
Morocco, So; cloth, 81.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04
WANTED
HsIp-msI.

WANTED-FIREMEN AND BRAKE
men on California and other railroads.
Experience unnecessary. Firemen, $50 to
800 monthly, become engineers and
earn $500 Brakemen, $40 to $50; become
conductors and earn $3.50. Name position
preferred and send stamp for particu-
lars. State age. RAILWAY ASSOCfA-
TION, Department 1886 u, Spreckels
Building, San Francisco.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

BRIGHT MAN SPEAKING THE
French and italian language who is
well and favorably known among his
countrymen and capable of Interpreting
the English language, can obtain a good
position with our company. Will aver
age from $50 to $50 per week Ask for
MI. Dale. of Golden State Realty Co.,
421 So. Spring st.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-02-04

THE MITCHELL BATH PARLORS-
vapor tub baths and massage, alcohol
and oil rubs 21S N. MAIN ST., office
IL. Open Sundays.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
SOME OLD NEWS.
Taken from The Sharp County Record
Dated May Is, 1879.

Marriage licenses or J K. P.
McGee and Miss J. F. Campbell
W. +. Brewer and Miss NJ. E,
Hunt were issued this week.
Judge Wilson is trying to or
ganize a bear hunt expedition to
Black river. They should take
along about 800 yards of mosquito
bar.
The scarlet fever still fingers
in this vicinity, but generally in
such mid form as not to excite
such serious apprehensions as
when it first made its appearance
her
A young man from the rural
districts called at Wright & Old
hams drug store the other day
and wanted to purchase some
"confiscated lye." He was ac-
commodated.
Ba5esville has had about fifty
cases of scarlet fever, resulting
in nine deaths, according to the
reports of the physicians. The
disease is now entirely abated
there. So says the Guard.
The card of the "star billiard
saloon" will be found in another
column of this issue of our paper.
The proprietors nave the credit
of keeping the best arranged es-
tablishment of the kind in the
town.
From parties who have visited
Ash Flat this week, we learn that
that place is improving substan-
italy. The merchants Of the
place have enjoyed splendid
trade this spring, and a general
look of prosperity pervades the
place and its surroundings.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Some people take delight in al
ways being on the wrong side.
IS THE MOON INHABITED?

Science ha- proven that the moon
has an atmosphere, which makes
life IN some Iorra possible on thai
satellite, but not for human beings,
who have a hard enough time on
this earth OF ours, especially those
who don't know that Electric Bit,
trrs cure Headache, BiIiousness,
Malaria, Chins and Fever, Jaundce
Dyspepsia Dizziness, Torpid Liver,
Kidney complaints, General DeDlIi.
ty and Female weaknesses. Us
equalIed as a general Tome and APP
petizer for weak persons and es
peciaIly for the aged. /, induces
sound sleep. Fully guaranteed by
W. G. Snow, druggist. Price only
O5
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
The Robin Redbreast.

The Hardy Herald states that
John Porter, who lives near there
has inquired whether anyone liv-
ing in Sharp county ever knew of
the bird known as robin redbreast
to build its nest and rear its young
in this part of the world. He
says that these birds have a nest
near his barn and seem to be
even more gentle than other
birds. Mr.. Porter has lived three
score years in Arkansas and he
never heard of q similar occurr-
ence. This bird migrates south
every year from the New England
and seacoast states, where it
rears its young.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Rev. Kelley Will Move to Cave City.

Rev. j. D. Kelley of Desha,
who formerly preached at Flat
Rock church, is in the city with
his family, the guests of the fam.
lily of John Askew. Bro, Kelley
has purchased of j, E. Butler the
property occupied by Mrs. Will
son, and will move his family
here before the next session of
school begins. This good family
will receive a cordial welcome
back to Cave City.-Progress.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Child Badly Blurred.

Cledice, the little son Of Mr..
and Mrs. W. II. Jones, was quite
painfully scalded about the left
arm and breast Wednesday by
falling into a pot of boiling clothes.
The little fellow was playing
around the fire in the yard, and
while walking backward ran
againsl the pot and lost his bal
ance, falling over into the pot of
boiling water. DR.. Barge was
hastily summoned, who adminis-
tered to the child. While the
burns are quite painful, they sr4
not as serious as was feared al
the start, and the child is reported
to be resting nicely at present.
Cave City Progress.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
THE COURTS

Circuit Court, Northern DIS
rict-First Monday in January
and July. Southern District
Second Monday in February and
August.
County Court-Third Monday
in January, April, July and Oc-
tober. No County Court in the
Northern District.
Probate Court-Northern Dis
trict-Third Monday in March,
June, September and December
Southern District-Second Mon
day in March, June, September
and December.
Chancery Court Southern Dis
trict-First Monday in May and
November. Northern District
First Monday in March and Sep
tember,
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
April showers also bring forth
borrowed umbrellas.
AN INSIDIOUS DANGER.

One Of the worst features of kids
ney trouble is that it is an insldlous
disease and before the victim real,
ICES ms danger he may have a fatal
malady, Take FoIey's Kidney
Cure at the first sign of trouble as 1t
corrccts irregularities and prevents
BughJ'S disease and diabetes. W.
G. Snow.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
A Terrible Death.

William Kelly, a young man
employed at a sawmill at Mag.
nolia, met a terrible death a few
days ago. In some manner his
sleeve was caught by a spike in
wheel, which was in motion,
and which hurled him against a
saw few feet away. The saw
ran clear through the back part
of his skull, causing a part Of his
brain to ooze out.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Habit of Years.

Mr. Reddevie-Here, James! Why
didn't you stop the auto when you saw
me on the corner waving my hand to
you? You looked directly at me and
simply put on more speed. What do
you mean by it, sir?
Chauffeur-Bag your pardon, sir. 1t
was force of habit. used to be mo-
torman on a trolley car, sir.-Cleye-
land Leader.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
The small boy with his first watch
is having the time of his life.
The independent man is not SO
much so when he wants office.
GRIP QUICKLY KNOCKED OUT.

"Some weeks ago during the sc'
we're winter weather both my wife
and myself contracted severe colds
which speedily developed INTO the
worst kind of la grippe with all its
miserable symptoms says MIR. } 5
EgIeston of Maple Landing, lo@a
Knees and Joints aching, muscles
sore, head stopped mp, eyes and
nose running, with alternate spells
of chis and fever. We began u.s.
rrg ChambrrIain's Cough Remedy,
aiding the same with donble dose
of Chamberlau's Stomach and LIy>
er Tablets, aud by its liberal use
SooA completely knocked out the
grip For sale by all druggists.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
THIS MAY INTEREST YOU.

No one is immune from kidney
trouble. so just remember that Fo-
ey'S Kidney Cure will stop the
regHlarities and cure any case of
kidney and bladder trouble tha, is
not beyond the reach of medicine.
w, G. Snow.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Not DiSCNf1ra oed.

"a great many people are wonder
ing where you got your money"
Yes" answered Mr.. Dustin StaX;
"but there is still enough interest in
what | am going to do with it to make
existence comparatively comfortable y
Washington Star.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Involved,

Miss LACEY don't feel comfortable
in this waist at all.
Miss Ascum-Why not?
Miss LaCey-lt makes me feel un-
comfortable because it feels too COM
Portable to be good tit.-Philadelphia
Press.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Disappointing.

Women wear nearsilk for dresses,
Men now wear nearspats for spats
Lovers deal in nearcarcsses,
Women wear nearplumes on hats;
Nearcut glass is sold for cut glass,
Nearbooze goes as booze, you Wis;
And last night when courting Dolly
got nearkssed for kiss.
Houston Post.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Counted Out.

Truth crushed to earth will rise
again" said the earnest citizen
YES" answered Senator Sorghum.
THE only trouble is that it sometimes
doesn't get to its feet until after the
referee has counted ten. Washing
ton Star.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
The First Catalogue,

Adam has just gotten the job Of
naming the animals.
Lucky they aren't cigars he cried,
"for there is nobody to name them
after!"
Herewith he started his task.-N. Y.
Sun.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Big Bite.

Ham had been fishing off the stern
Of the ark since breakfast. Suddenly
he gave lurch and shouted, excitedly:
Come here, pop; I've caught New
Jersey"
What" exclaimed Noah, incredu-
lously. do you mean to say you have
made such a catch as that?'
"SuTe, pop. How is this for an oc-
us?"--Chicago Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
Tale of Valor.

Gunner understand that the ma
jor says ten horses were killed under
him?
Guyer-Yes, the major used to have
fiat over a sausage factory.-Chicago
Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-05-18
One Exception.

"All the world loves a lover" re-
marked the young man who was max
ing his first call.
You haven't met my father yet,
have you" asked the young lady
Cassel'S Journal