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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
The FINGERS Of Calico.

Florence is excited over the fingers
Of Calico. 1t appears that when the
great astronomers body was admitted
to sepulture In the Florentice church
Of the Holy Cross in 1877, Vincenzio
Capponi, a p~relate, cut of with his
W hand "the two fingers which had
written SO many beautiful things"
In other words, he stole the right
thumb and forefnger, while another
admirer flched the left thumb, which
at last is now in the Florentine Mu-
scum. while the two Capponi fingers,
passing, on the migration Of the head
of the family to France, to his stew
ard. are now In the possession Of his
daughter, a woman of "a, who seeks to
relieve herself from poverty by sell
ing them. She had had offers from
an American, but having the indescre.
ton to publish them, Florentine pa
triotism ros In arms, and now de.
mands that the fingers should join
that already In the museum. Worse
still. payment for them is refused, and
proceedings have been taken to COM
pei the poor old woman to hand them
over.-New York Tribune.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
A Fatal Pun.

According to John Stow, %chronicler
and antiquary, about 1860, who wrote
and published Summarize Of Englysh
Chronicles" Sir william Collingwood
was executed in 1884 for writing the
following political squib. In a manner
which, In his day, was considered
most excellent wit:
The rat, the cat, and Lowell the dog
Rule all England under the Hog.
This was during the reign Of Rich.
ard III, at a time when the chief
agents of his evil schemes were Gates.
by, Ratcliff and Lowell. Lowell was
then a common name for a dog, and
as a white boar was displayed on the
kings escutcheon, the reference to a
@hog' was obvious, and so offensive
that 1t brought about the writer's
death.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
FAKE Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
NUNS FIRST TO POWDER HAIR.
Then Custom Quickly Spread "a
Women Of Fashion.

The custom Of ~powdering the hair
dates back as far as the sixteenth
century and was first introduced by
the uns in French converts. Those
who had occasion to leave the clols.
ters for any reason were wont to
powder their hair so as to make 1t ap-
pear gray and give them a venerable
look. The fashionable danes were
80 struck with the novel effect OF
white powder on dark hair that they
soon appropriated the device al one
Of the arts Of the worldly toilet. Out
OF this grew the use OF tints In the
hair. The Roman women often used
blue powder. and later. in 1860. EN-
press Eugene set the fashion Of using
gold powder. Rome under the empire
and Greece during the time Of Per.
icles were seized with a mania for
golden hair. The bellies and fops OF
the day devised several methods
whereby black locks might be
changed to golden yellow, but bleach.
ing did not always succeed. Conse-
quently quite a trade was established
with the fair-haired tribes beyond the
Alps. who sold their locks to Latin
merchants to be DIR on the heads
Of Roman candles.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Roman system OF F,our,no.

Counting on the fingers was Q req.
ular system for the young Romans.
They would make eighteen move
ments with the LETT hand for the mum.
bers below 100, and eighteen with
the right hand for those above. Two
kinds Of counting machines, called
an abacus. were also used. One was
q board strewn with sand. on which
geometrical figures were drawn. The
other was a frame. with balls moved
In grooves to represent figures, with
a special continuance for doing frac-
lions. As teachers were not very pa.
tent in those days. arithmetic might
be said to have been learned less by
rule than by ferrule.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
FOOD N STUDY
A College Mans Experience.

"All through my high school course
and first year In college," writes an
ambitious young man, II struggled
with my studies on a diet of greasy,
pasty foods, being especially fond Of
cakes and fried things. My system
: got into q state of general disorder
and It was difficult for me to apply
myself to school work with any de-
gree OF satisfaction. l tried different
medicines and food preparations but
did not seem able to correct the diff
ficulty.
Then my attention was called to
Grape-Nuts food and I sampled II. I
had to do something, 80 l just buck
led down to a rigid observance of the
directions on the package. and In
less than no time began to feel better.
In a few weeks my strength was re-
stored. my weight had increased. I
had q clearer head and felt better In
every particular. My work was SIM
ply sport to what 1t was formerly.
my sisters health was badly run
down and she had become so nervous
that she could not attend to her
music. She went on Grape-Nuts and
had the same remarkable experience
that l had. Then my brother. Frank,
l,who is In the postofice department
at Washington city and had been try
ing to do brain work on greasy foods.
cakes and all that, Joined the Grape
Nuts army. showed him what It
was and could do and from a broken
down condition he has developed into
Q hearty and efficient
Besides these | could give account
Of numbers Of my fellow.students who
have made visible Improvement men,
tally and physically by the use Of
this food" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
There's q 8 Read the little
book. "The Road to MELVILLE" In
pkgs.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
You Are No Execution.

Rest Is absolutely necessary to
everyone. There must be periods of
observation-disclosures when the mind
and soul and body gather force for
continued activity. The thing one
should guard against is taking rest at
the wrong moment. Herein lies most
Of the success Of Interesting at the
right time.
Great accomplishments have been
given up because M wanted to take
rest at the wrong minute. After q
large duty Is done large relaxation
should follow.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
AWFUL PSORIASIS 50 YEARS.
Terrible scaly Humor In Patches All
Over the 6ody-Skin Cracked and
Bleedinu-Cured by Cutlcura.

81 was afiicted with psoriasis for
thirty-fve years. II was In patches
all over my body. | used three cakes
Of Cuticura Soap. six boxes of Oint.
ment and two bottles Of Resolvent
In thirty days ] was completely cured,
and l think permanently, as It was
about Ave years ago. The psoriasis
first made its appearance In red spots,
generally forming q circle, leaving In
the center a spot about the size OF a
silver dollar Of sound flesh. In a short
time the affected circle would form
a heavy dry scale Of a white silvery
appearance and would gradually drop
OF. To emove the entire scales by
bathing or using oil to soften them
the flesh would be perfectly raw. and
. light discharge OF bloody substance
would ooze out. That scaly crust
would form again In twenty-four
hours. It was worse on my arms and
limbs. although II was In spots all
over my body. also on my scalp. II
I let the scales remain too long with.
out removing by bath or otherwise,
the skin would crack and bleed. I
suffered intense itching. worse at
nights after getting warm In bed, or
blood warm by exercise, when II
would be almost unbearable. w. M.
Chichester. Hutchinson, Kan, April 20.
lQ0h.1
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
"czar' Reeds Joke on Wheeler.

Apropos Of Gen. Wheeler's remark.
able activity and snap with approach.
ing old age, which gave him the air
Of perpetual youth, the remark OF
Speaker Reed is recalled when dis.
cussing with his colleagues the raw.
ages of death among some OF the old
members Of the House; Nov there's
Wheeler, sitting yonder. He's getting
old, but the Almighty could never
find him in one place long enough to
put his finger upon him."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
8 Tons Grass Hay Free.
Everybody loves lots and lots of fodda
for hogs, cows, sheep and swine.
W. .1N|lSM

The enormous crops of our Northern
the past year compel us to issue a spo.
cial catalogue called
sALzER's SEED BooK.
This is brim full Of bargain seeds at bar
gain prices.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.
and receive free sufficient seed to grow 8
summer and our great Bargain Seed Book
with its wonderful surprises and great
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
Remit 4c and we add q package of Cos.
mos, the most fashionable, s~erviceable.
beautiful annual flower.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Ersw.
er W., La Crosse, Wis.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
GENERAL FATE OF HYpocRITgs
Give Themselves Away, as Did Par
simonious Manufacturer.

simonious Manufacturer.
Thomas w. Lawson at a dinner in
Boston said of a certain f~inanciei
that the man condemned himself oui
Of his own mouth.
cali his life," said Mr.. Lawson. "he
has played the hypocrite. But unsuc
cessfully. Continually he himself
overturns the wall Of discrimination
and guile built about his affairs.
ut is so, I fancy. with all hypo.
critics. They are not exposed. They
give themselves away.
This man began life as a manu-
facturer. He pretended to be a friend
to profit sharing and all such philan
thropic schemes, but as a matter Of
tact he paid starvation wages. He
ground his hands nearly to death.
"And this fact he was continually
exposing.
"One day he sent for a detective.
"'Oh, | want YOU he said, to shad
ow my bookkeeper. | suspect him o.
dishonesty
"The detective, hardened though he
was. looked shocked.
Suspect young Harry Chalmers Of
dishonesty he cried. why, I car
hardly believe It. No one lives more
frugally. though 1t Is true he has re
Gently married.
That's the point said the other
With the salary I pay him he could
not possibly marry
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
TO GIVE A ROOM EXPRESSION
Simple Arrangements Of Draperies
Has c sod Effect.

1--WE ~ iSS
We all remember how we formerly
drew pictures" OF very angular men
and women. A circular line repre-.
sented the head. Two dots made two
eyes. The mouth was a line. But this
was when we were very young.
For very soon we gave an upward
curve to the mouth to represent Joy.
But a downward curve represented
grief. Our crude art had struck the
keynote to expression-the same key
notes that gives a room expression.
and without which the room-be 1t
decorated ever so well-lacks soul"
One element which can best give
character to a room lies In treatment
Of the top trims of doors and windows,
because these are salient and frequent
details looming largely on the walls.
Usually these trims are plain.
straight, horizontal, and the horizontal
line is neutral, with an inclination
toward severity, In the average home
these ungainly horizontal top trims are
hidden so far as the windows are con-
cerned, by a gathered valance Of drap.
ihS hol poSsiDit III tue uOOT.
Expression In a room Is not neces-
sarily confined to the shape OF the
top trims of doors and windows.
Height has always been associated
with stateliness, and informality has
been associated with the reverse-or
merely moderate heights. Therefore
a less costly way to simulate height
and It's reverse may be achieved by
the use Of movable plaque shelves.
made at small expense, and such as
we illustrate In this article.
The double shelf adds to the height
Of the door and gives dignity. The
more complicated single shelf shows
effort to successfully give the apart
ment a coy and informal air.
The completely arranged shelf con-
tains In 1t the dropping curve element
characteristic OF the informal curved
pediment shown in our first drawing
The extreme right and left of the
shelf present massed vases and shell
uprights. The center Of the shelf has
its vacancy accentuated by the orna
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
RHEUMATIC PAINS
Disappear Whom Or. Williams Pink
Pills Purify the Blood and
Heal infamed Tissues.


Rheumatism is disease Of the blood,
caused by the failure of the body to cast
of certain poisons. External applica.
lions are Of use only in securing tempo.
rary relief from pain-the cure for
rheumatism lies in purifying and EN-.
riching the blood.
Mrs. Frederick Brown, Of 40 Sumpter
street, Sandy Hill, NY, was a sufferer
from inflammatory rheumatism from
the time she was sixteen. She says
cit first appeared in my knee joints,
then III my hips and waist. 1t became
a regular thing that / would be laid ny
all winter. The rheumatism affected
mostly my hands, hips, feet and
shoulders. My hands were all pulled
up and my feet became deformed. ]
lost my appetite, couldn't sleep and
sometimes / was compelled to cry out,
the pain was so intense.
For several winters / was under the
doctors care and while his medicine re.
lieved the pain for II little while there
seemed no prospect for n permanent
cure. I was confined to my bed, off and
on, for weeks at n time. My limbs
swelled dreadfully at times and i was
reduced almost to nothing.
e" In the spring of 1904, upon the adj
vice of a friend, l began to use DR.,
Williams Pink Pills. At that time ]
wasn't able to do anything and could
barely eat enough to keep alive. / felt
q change for the better in about a month,
! began to eat heartily and I suffered
less pain. OF course I kept IN the
treatment, using care IN my diet, and
In about three months ! was cured. ]
am entirely we'll today and do all my
W work"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills cured Mrs,
Brown by driving the rheumatic poisoni
n OF her blood. But You must get the
genuine DR.. Williams Pink Pills, sold
BY all druggists and by the DR.. William
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. 7.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Not Consollnu.

A young man had enlisted in an
English regiment for India for four.
tcen years. Seven years after he had
been In India his old mother In Eng
land wrote TO him saying that II no
did rot send home some money at
once she and the old man would have
to 20 to the workhouse. The o wrote
back saying that II she could hang on
TOR seven years he would coms homo
and they would all go together
Judges Magazine Of Fun.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Ever Hear Of "seotty" and His Record.
Breaking Rider

The story. briefly told. Is this: Wal.
ter Scott, the Death Valley gold miner.
made the trip from Los Angeles to
Chicago last summer on q special
train over the Santa Fe" in less than
IS hours. That whirlwind train cost
him more than $4,000. It was the
fastest long distance run over noun
tains and plains ever made ON any
American railway. It demonstrated
beyond dispute that the Santa Fe
track, equipment and employees are Of
the dependable kind. Probably you
wouldn't care to ride 80 fast. You pre-
fer the luxury Of our three trains from
Utah and Colorado to Everywhere
East and Southwest.
Ask me for ticket rates and litsrs-
ture.
3 G. F. WARREN.
G. A., A. T. & 8. r. Ry.
I'll Dooly Block. Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
KNEW ALL ABOUT D. ToMpkINs

Many-sIded Man Had No Secrets Hid.
den from Farmer.
You say you live at Stony BROOKE"
asked the man who looked like a law
yer Of the farmer who occupied a seat
with him In the smoking a
Eyes. SIR" .
Then you probably know Daniel
T%ompkins?"
"As well as I know my own son."
"Just what sort Of a man is he, &c.
cording to your ideas?"
That's according to what you want
Of him."
"How do you mean?"
"Wall, II I was goin' down to ask
Dan II he wouldn't run for the legisla-
ture II a gas company would pay all
the expenses and give him $500 to
boot I'd expect to find him full OF
Christian resignation and willing to do
anything for his country, but II l was
goin' down to trade bosses with him
I'd expect to meet a Teller who'd beat
me out of my eye teeth and let me and
the country and everything else go to
the devil"
81 see. I'm just going down to see
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
mlsrook INTENT or sonim.LAw
Latter st Last Found Out How Reia.
tive Was Loved.

Judge Aldrlch was q confirmed dys-
peptic. and noted for his asperity on
the bench. He had a daughter mar
ried to a prominent lawyer In Q
ton. On one occasion, when the
Judge was on the bench in Boston. .
cas- was to be tried where his son-in-
law was counsel for the plaintiff. ts
wrote to the lawyer for the defendant.
supposing that he knew Of the rel,-
tionship. and suggested a postpone
ment on account Of Judge Aldrich be-
ing the presiding Judge.
He was somewhat surprised. to say
the least. to get In reply the follow
ing: II hate the old Gus as bad as
you do, but will try the case just the
same"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
An m Wind.

Old Mr.. Brownson was reading the
paper to his wife one morning, and ex-
claimed In a louder tone of voice:
"In a recent storm at sea a ship
loaded with passengers went ashore"
How fortunate" placidly said old
Mrs. Brownson. 81 can imagine how
glad those passengers were to get on
dry land
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Retaliation.

80 you had a grudge against the
janitor?"
"Yes, sir. And to get even pre-,
sented him with a box OF cigars my
wife gave me for a Christmas pres,
emit"
"Ah, that was cruel revenge"
"But he came back"
"He did?"
"Yes, he tossed the whole box In
the furnace and the cabbage-stalk
fumes came up the register to our
fat"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Chance for American EdItor,.

The Hanover Artisans Gazette
wants an editor. He must be a man
who Is competent to remove all diff
culties and MISUNDERSTANDING be-
every branch Of industry and
every description Of craft, and to re-
establish all u%nfavorable trade condi.
lions on a sound and satisfactory
basis"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
JUST WHAT FORM OF LIQUID,
Would Seem Something Stronger
Than Water Was Needed.

Coming through the railroad tunnel
the other day one OF the passengers. a
lady strongly opposed to the smoke
evil. began an eloquent denunciation
OF the nuisance to a prominent citizen
sitting near. DO you know" she said.
there is a man living on the street
Just above this tunnel. and he de-
clares that the smoke is not an annoy
ance to him at all-in fact, that 1t Is
rather conducive to health? Now.
what do you think OF that?"
Just this, my dear madam" said
In his eye. you know that cinders
and a little liquid make q very good
lye."-Baltimore American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications, q they cannot reach the die
sased portion OF the ear. There 10 only one way 10
cure deafness, and that Ia by constitutional remedies.
Deafness 10 caused by an innamed condition Of the
mucous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube 10 innaned you have q rumbling sound or i'm.
perfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed, Deaf.
ness IL the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condi.
tion, hearing win be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh. which IL nothing
but an inhamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Cstsrrh Cure. send for circulars, free.
FL. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03

The usual size OF the shell Of IN
oyster Is three to i've inches. but
away back In tertiary times there
we're oysters in California that had
shells thirteen inches long and seven
or eight inches wide. The animal and
shell doubtless weighed fifteen or
twenty pounds. since the shells we're
i've inches thick. These oysters havs
long been extinct, but their fossil
shells are abundant.-St. Nicholas.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Chinese Court Eashlona.

A Pekin newspaper published the
following as to court fashions at the
Chinese imperial palace: "Ermine
robes were first worn this season in
the palace on the 22d inst. Squirrel
skins are the next on the list, to be
followed by fox. and lastly sable at
the new year."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Natures Way Is Best.

The function strengthening and tissue
building plan OF treating chronic. lingcr-
ing and obstinate cases Of disease as pur-
sued by DIR. Pierce, Is following after
Natures plan Of restoring health.
He uses natural remedies. that Is
extracts from native medicinal roots,
prepared by processes wrought out by
the expenditure OF much time and
money. without the use of alcohol, and
by skilliul combination In just the right
proportions.
Used rs ingredients Of Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, Black Cherry
Bloodroot and Stone root. specially exert
their influence In cases OF lung, bronchial
and throat troubles, and this -DIsCov-
ERY." Is, therefore, q sovereign remedy
for bronchitis, laryngitis, chronic coughs,
catarrh and kindred ailments.
The above native roots also have the
strongest possible endorsement from the
leading medical writer's. Of all the several
schools OF practice, for the cure not only
Of the diseases named above but also for
Indigestion, torpor Of liver, or bilious
ness, obstinate constipation. kidney and
bladder troubles and catarrb, no matter
where located.
You don't have e. take DIR. Pierce's
say-so alone as to this; what he claims
for his discovery T" IL backed up by the
writings Of the most eminent men In the
medical profession. A request by postal
card or letter, addressed Il DR.. r. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y, for a little book
Of extracts from eminent medical au-
thorities endorsing the ingredients Of his
medicines, will bring q little book free
that Is worthy of your attention II
needing a good, safe, reliable remedy of
k,ro,on composition for the cure OF almost
any old chronic, or lingering malady.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con.
stipation. One little wPellet " Is q gentle
laxative, and two a mild cathartlc.
The vnNa$ ysI,oll- Lzzt. r.. l.AL -
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Death In 0Ioht Of Wealth

Just after he had discovered the
richest vein Of tungsten ore ever
found In this country. George Spart.
ley. a veteran prospector. was killed
by an explosion Of dynamite in his
claim In Boulder county, Colorado.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Solves Domestic Problem.

Worcester. England, has refused to
give the government q site for q cav
airy barracks. though n Of the city
councilmen used a strong argument.
He urged that the presence Of 1900
soldiers in town would end the pre-
vailing scarcity there Of female
domestic servants.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
DOG Aids Burglars.

Burglars who have a dog to keep
watch for them and give the alarm
when danger approaches are operating
in Alameda. Cal, with success. The
police have q description of the dog.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
Cane RuIdlnaa In Paru-

In Lima, Peru. there are still many
buildings which on account of earth.
Quakes. are constructed OF canes set
upright and literally plastered with
clay. then painted over.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03
To Get the Best Out Of LIse:

Order the life habits to conform to
the laws OF hygiene, take proper rest,
food, drink and exercise, have plenty
Of light, fresh air and sunshine, and
take a cup OF Garfield Tea daily. This
mild laxative insures Good Health.
Druggists sell Garfield Tea.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03

A round trip rate Of $50 to California
will be in OBJECT all winter via the new
and popular Salt Lake Route. Sec
nearest agent or write for Information
% ]. L. Moore. ID. p. A.. Salt Lake City.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03

Seven Years Dogs Average Lie.
The average life Of a dog IL about
seven years, although some live to be
much older than that.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-03-03

chrysanthemums Old %Favorltes.
Ohrysanthemums, II is said, were
cultivated In China before the elev.
snth century.