Charlevoix county herald., 1906-06-30

ner's physician call ii "rehned alco-
holsm."
A fine, vigorous looking woman
walked down town this morning in a
sleeves rolled up in the new fashion,
and the men thought she was looking
for washtub. But she was looking
for ice cream soda, and, after eating a
lot, she went to the dry goods store.
At this time of the year people are
naturally discussing In their minds the
question, where shall we buy our
goods? AS our answer TO this impor-
tant problem we refer them to the adj
vertising columns In this issue. In
our columns will be found procama-
tions from all the principal business
houses in the city. Never trade with
a man who does not advertise, If you
want nice, fresh clean goods al reason
able prices. Find man who does not
advertise, and you will fud man who
is as rusty and old-fashUned as the
goods which he is trying to sell.
1t is not easy to learn to keep
household account book all at once. A
young husband gave his young wife
neat little account book prettilv bound
and designed TO be inviting in appear
ance. He also gave her fifty dollars,
and Said II want you to put down
what | give you on this side. and on
the other write down the way 1t goes,
and in two weeks | will give you an
other supply" Two weeks later he
asked for the book "Oh. have kept
that account" said the young matrOn;
"here it is" And on one page was in
Scribed: "Received from Fred fifty
dollars" and on the opposite was this
summary, "Spent it all. F"
A word to you sonney-you little
twelve or thirteen-year.o boy who is
smoking cigarettes on the sly. What
do you want TO be when you grow up
stalwart, healthy. vigorous, broad
ShOuldered man, or little, puny,
measly, no count weakminded dude?
Ii you want TO be man, strong like a
man, with hair on your face. brains in
your head muscles In your limbs, you
just let those cigarettes alone. If you
want 30 be a thing pitled by your
folks, despised by the girls. and held
in contempt by the fellows. keep right
on smoking and end your days in
Traverse City.
One Of our subscribers took us to
task this week for failing, as he re-
marked, to publish all that happened.
1t was fortunate for this particular in
dividual that discretion occasionally
demands the omission or unpleasant
items Should we publish all that is
told TO US we would be with the angels
! in about twenty minutes after our
papers were mailed. We try to print
all items that are news. or that will
| encourage, help or cheer any of our
citizens along hfes rugged road. We
all doubtless would enjoy reading "all
the news" when it's about the other
fellow, but our policy is to turn over
to the gossips the spreading OF scan
das that only leave sorrows in their
trial.
Our readers should keep their wealth
er eye open for fakirs aud swindlers,
they are numerous and work every
scheme to catch people. The latest
swindle, worked by sharper i'm one Of
the cities recently, is an apt illustra-
tion of the ability OF those dead beat
fakirs TO catch not only the ignorant
but all Others who are not constantly
on their guard. This swindler walk
ed into jewelry store and selecting
1925 watch left check for 5000 drawn
on an Out-9f-town bank, with instruc-
tions that the watch be regulated and
that he would come after it and his
change week later. On returning he
was informed that his check was no
good. "Well, that's strange" he said,
"It's the second time the bank has
done that thing on me. But here's
the money for your watch" and he
counted out S125 In currency aud
started for the door. Oh, yes" he
said turning round, you'd better
give me that check" 1t was willing
ly handed oyer To him. On the back
was the jewelers. endorsement. With
this the man went into bank, got IL
cashed and was never heard of after
ward.
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Chapped or Cracked-Lips, can be made
as soft as velvet by applying al bed
time, light coating Of DR.. Shoop's
Green Salve. The effect on the lips or
skin Of this most excellent ointment Is
always immediate and certain. DR..
ShOop 'ssGreen Salve takes out COM
pletely the soreness of cuts, burns.
bruises and all skin abrasions. IL is