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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27

4001. Sp.: @or 2uno8bb er intorpoz
reret, men er life itiIt no fra Sotpnet.
Ru er SpergsnaaIet, nanr Spfpret beo
en- GfiteInntng b~sfeuuner at IaSe fine
Greaturer 9anr frit omfrtn9, ON Spen
fan for5tnbre bent fra at 9aa frit ON
inoen fine Grruier. Settle er / Rinnes
icta.
SPAR: IA, gScn fan bplSe Sreatu.
rerne burte ira fit iutprpOrerebe On.
ranbe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27

g.: "Sss traf en- IanO fOrleSer
Dag, ioru bar rent foritprret ODER en-
begrapet Sfat. Sun fuuOe life iruffe
ON att6et."
g.: "3et rtin6er mig ON min
Some"
a.: "Snaffer bun ogiaa ON en2"
g.: "Sa, ON FIN ferIte WanS."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27

4005. Sp.: Raar Der paa et. Steb neos
l1eses M sroIr9nine. boeln tiIbsrcr ioa
Be eanIe YIauter % "gIocts~, iam fiers
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27
Rorreiponodnce.

Nssfpsresmsns I teune xfbetins bslporss Al Gncps
Niierue g, VI SoSreA MrzfcptSo. Wnfn. % Ssbn
Oils. g2abifcr. kSts.
&rrrasiraal fra D~trirrtr. ION tHs cp9sper me
fafue I'll gfsbefttrrer. bvfearst sfft.
Spessess bssss afaiit fnf evsrgsmoai Ct uarf %
tshtlisf eprpa
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27

1900. QHEsks What day "a The GOTH
gDscenl6er 1876, and MeI4M |Octo6er
1859?
Ans. Wednesday and Monday, re-
spectively.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27
HANFORDS
BaIsam of MYrrh

@aranteret at IGae aae
Snuoer % Saar paa 9iens
METER % GDr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27

8o97. Gp.: u. flyer, at gifinaetis
Sen taLStes Bergen Rtbdros. 9. pua'
itaar, at BET bar S~ronbbiern, iom talotes
Ribaros. Sben bar &et?
Guar: 3. Dor glet. gcrsen talStes
gjsrspiu.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27

"9ecorabs Soften" dr6sfaler oenne
SGitor 8~ucftte6ergs 5enneubeIie til Sus
blum paa Bet beSite % bnaber, at iaa
rtangc iou1 muli9 oil POE lin StiGrp
bet ourtalte gieueo.-"9.sR 8eo.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27
&Gee,t

Grfiartse min epsoom abel.
brtoeiia.
-
easoc Ice ptioe Do al Siertts
iDsoon.
Sr. WiIeS' Scarf Care eisnsar
mig eoo SeIbreS.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-11-27
Kelley Cure.

aursr srsffspansu % Sssaisaasn. seHs ritsr frl
gss, aslssie Kelley Institute Inc, Us y. doarta
st. Dee Vetnes. d.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

polleu IT aoura hA pat my meal
ticket IA fbil and II | cannot set
him out viii be around here to
morrow 10 borfan ten spot
Here's the money remarked
the mayor holding cut a gold piece
Don't tempt me" WAS the ready
response. I'm afraid its tainted
Hut. an the square. that police de
partment at yours II gang of
ignorant luhatpru Intelligence 2
WHY. IL yau can discover a grain of
intelligence Ia a score OF them. m
buy you a suit Of clothes
A Character Witness.
when nay client comea up for
trial I'm going 10 summon you aud
"A banker | know 70 tcstify 10 his
god character | have found y
banker who will make fine char.
acter witness for tho chlnaman.
and | am nov combing the town
for somebody who has the nerve "a
testify 90 the character Of the hank
er The first step In the tflal Of
the case will be Ia prove Ia the
court the contempt | hold for
Colonel nlethen They say that the
purpose Of the bar Is 20 educate the
bench. but What We need most Is
anme power Ia educate the pFcaa
When l came to this country from
british Columbia an immigration
official stopped me and called me
an ignorant Fcnian | told him tina,
read the Seattle Times faithfully
and that | was not responsible tag
lmy ignorance
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
CONVICTS ARE
SHOT IN FIGHT
pRuAk AWAY AND SHOOT
GUARD. BUT ARE KILLED IN
FuslLLApU THAT FOLLOWS.
BREAK AWAY AND SHOOT
GUARD. GUT ARE KILLED IN
EuVlt AnE THAT sol aNua

NArgHEE. Miss. June ~ t'onr
men are dead and one perhaps fatal
" injured a. the result Of an at.
tempt by three life= term eouvicta
Co escape nom the Angola. la. state
cenviet farm. 20 miles down the
river from this city yesterday
All Of the couticts we're working
Ia the saw min while Captain
iilock, foreman 81 tina mill. was
readiuE paper. Convict Singleton
secured his revolver aud. IN eom-
pany with putoh and ulrd. was max.
ing off when tbe attention OF the
Euardi Gibson. WAS attracted.
Gibson fired on the party and
SinHietun returned the fire. shooting
Gibson through the body. a.i. as
0ihsou fell. Iiisd secured hts rvvai.
yer Compelling the foreman. uiotk.
20 accompany them. the couYlrts
started toward iha river ana had
placed their captive Ia a skiff whom
they were fired upon b. trusty
named poieth. Singleton then shot
and Killed niack
Pay Guard }. r. ogden Joined
nalrth. ana ~ the fusillade % shots
that followed the three eonvicss were
killed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

~see here. uillyi I Wish You would
s.mlss this SUNDAY school "a aro
s.aalns a. an adjunct to your 20
sslrai circus. and give that man
wsen.nstrin. who Be- conducting g.
4 vacation. - ho can 50 away and
Ia an executive session with him.
go said James Godfrey. a looal
sstsmev. who Wa a caller az the
Nayors aifiee
Friend o. the ohlnk.
aoaffeY b. u lrlah extraction aud
ssxolcs his talents largely 20 the
eefsnsa ol Chinese who are accused
Al ylolatlne the immigration or
refai.ty laws Ha Is also an inter.
feter Of the Chinese language and
~ mayor had sent Tor him TO ser
hlm "a translate SOME Chinese hot.
~ tickets which had come 10 him
iAeugh the mail lie took advan.
txs 81 the visit to protest 10 the
mayor against the arrest ~ Don
IN. one of his clients. ON a charge
a rnnnlns a gambling house
Ais Meal Ticket In 1alL
you see. il'a thls WAY" he pro
k.ed. this mullet headed chief Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
HEARST SPEAKS
TO W0RKInGM EN-

WASHINGTON. tunue n. ~
invitation Representative William
Randolph Hearst Was present . the
meeting OF the executive couutil 81
the American Federation ~ Tabor
Yesterday iis addressed the union
men rvEardlug tho present Influence
q the wefkinEmen m politics and q
general discussion Of msanN g. be
adopted 20 improve that standing
followed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
Iauri.t Ennarsion.

No finer ride on the sound than
that 20 IN. u. f. navy yards al
Hremerton. where the famous bait
tiaHhip Oregon and the largest
training ship Ia the world. the phil
adsiphia, can be seen. AbO the gov
eminent drydaek. cruisers aud tor
pedo boats. boats leave Pier Hir
fiuaa daily. zee
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
nRussELl 10 HURT.

An accident married the running
Of the last race at GraYeaend yes
terdaY when Escort and Penguin
both fell ON the paddock turn.
Jockey Bmssell, who had tho mount
on Penguin. was seriously hurt. He
was cut about the h~ld and II ls
feared he may have a fracture Of
the skull Jockey J. Jones. who fell
when Escort went down. received a
broken oollarboHe.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

BALLARD. June ai.-The special
committee selected by the ahinEle
woavura 20 Try 90 settle the strike
was not able to do Anything. 80 last
evening Il sent kilograms e all the
locals IN .he state. telling them that
the general strike was called,
The weaynra ~ s6s mills IN the
Rhinsla Mills Bureau are union men
and about goo wasvera ATE affected
by the call
relagrama were sent 10 the differ
ent locals last evening. bat no word
has hcon received from any % tho
raiiis that the WeaVera are 0boylua
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
ARBITRATION is
SUGGESTED

SAN FRANCISCO, June Al
.ayar sehmitK Yesterday seut let-
tiers 60 the sailors Union and the
transportation companies sussvstiug
,hal the strike be settled - afhi-
eatisn. The union men aceeefed TO
% ne proposition An answer ffem
ths ship owners has not yet been re-
nefNet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
BAND CO.'S TO NORWAY.

NEW YORK. June 81 The college
bard % Sc OLAF college. Sorthnrid.
Miun.. sailed to-day on board the
= anfinavtan- American liur stesni-
~ Oscar Il. fa9 N0Fwav. under tie
personal supervision u Professor
kiidahl The hand consists ~ 90
young men Professor Meiiua
ehfistiausen. formerly ~ Minusapo-
Is. fa the ruu4fuctaf.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

To- call The COMMITTEES completed
liz efforts 90 settle the strike. but
not being abie they were given pow ?
81 10 call the general strike. aud
have disbandnd
The general call does not affect
any Of the ballard mills. as all the
ballard mills are employing non
union men.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

guns. Itisaafl that tho muiiny was
queiled BY loyal regiments.
a regiment a RYazab drove cut
the Officers ana burned the af1norY,
The soldiers then attacked tho off,
GERS club and killed one aud wound
Ell two officers. q
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
MAY srop rHg GRAFT

WASHINGTON. June 1.-THE al.
legged tiso 600 Efaft far attorneys In
the cpiyilie rindlan reservation APP
Precipitation bil - disproYed ef by
Secretary tfitchenck. Who 9Th send
the hlll % the president stating that
the allowances h uniustiuahlr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
ALLIANCE SHOWS
ITS FOXY HAND

HF.fIISGuAN. Tunc n Three
members Of the Citisens' Atlianer af
San frkneisco are in the city 70
turn pubiie sediment against ms
striking sailors and ienaahofumeu
They arr tryinE - stir the unianisis
20 Fiat ~ Importing laps.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
Grand Boxing Con
test---PIeasant
Beach

n you want TO SEQ a Scientific
Boxing Match. between too sop-
rotchers. 90 70 Pleasant Beach aad
ses Rafe Turner and Dave Holly
TIE rolo2ed champions THURSDAY.
1nne a.. 1895 They 90 over on
I % D. n boat. and weigh in IT 5
u'cloek. 50 go early. Take the 2 70
o. e. 20 Regular boats. or the Spe-
sisls II 90. : and : 30 ? m. Round
trip SOC
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
NOTICE TO WATER
CONSUMERS
m DIST NO. 3

Water rent aan IN June. for June.
July and August II not paid b.
Jane 20. becomes delinquent Dis.
tvict comprises al the citY north %
GAler street from the bay 20 the
lake. Metsred water due FROM the
ist 70 the goth Of each mnnth To.
comes delinquent on the Goth 49,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
rREAnEAu FUNERAL

The funeral services % 0soras
A. Tseaheau. OF 1eoFgrtowu. were
hsld this afternoon at 50 from thr
NoieeeantsF'akinx lariors. Under
the auspices % the frateFnai order
~ Ia les snd Furestrfs ~ Ansrica.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

The case Of John A Campbell, see
Rotary OF the ahlnsie Viewers In
tsrnationai. who Is charged with
HaHaultinK John Hawkins. a nom
pipn man. Was postponed until FRI
day. Campbell aakina 10 be tried BY
a jury.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
LeSchi Park Pavilion
Has New Hardwood
Floor

Making II the best dancing floor In
the Northwest Wagnef'B full
orchestra will play for tho big
dance tonight. 90 be sure 20 so. sss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

Don't throw your old clothes
away Have them cleaned 70 look
Ike new at the Pantoriam. Main
I0fs sss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
KILL OFFICERS
BURN ARMORY.

ST. PETERSBURG. June 2f.--1t
IL reported that IN a mutlnY ut ee-
vnHtop0l the soldiers captured two
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

Tuesday afternoon Louis Sims.
who was working Tor tho Great
Northern several mites north af BAL
lard. was crushed between two tim.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

Pat Burke. night Waterman At the
Htlmnoa mill. noticed a man trying
20 steal some lumber last night. and
fired several shots al him. The MIN
escaped ia the darkness.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
STATE NEWS

sATsoP. The eanvvagion of the
ChehAlls couafy ". c. r. 4. Is in
session here A Fuii aaedsi contest
ss 10 take phase.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

WELLINGTON. ~ =. Tune ~.
The funeral % Premier John sedlcn
was held today
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
WEA VERSCALLA
GENERAL STRIKE

COMMITTEE, UNABLE TO SGT
TIA TROUBLE AT BALLARD,
MEN ARE AFFECTED.
TELEGRAPH STRIKE CALL TO
ALL LoCALs-3.0o0 MEN AaE
AFFECTED.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

Tho funeral Of Mrs Thomas A..
Matthews, SIT Times It. will be held
held tomorrow AZ 10 a. m. from era
hams chapel ON flaHard av The In
tefmont viii be at crown Hill eome-
terry.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21
GODFREY GIVES
MA YOR ADVICE

ATTORNEY PUTS IN a FEW
wosos IN BEHALF or TIE
nowN rRooogN cHiNAMAN
AND COMMENTS ON MATTERS
m GENERAL.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

Rev. wiatsr G. Williams viii
preach At the Christian church next
SUNDAY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

beers and vas badly injured. Sims
was tako to The Ballard city hospi-
Gal aud b. being attended by Dr. Stu
art
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

NORTH YAkfAfA.~-B Reformation
has taken this city ~ storm. and a
he session ~ me council last night
o. aFdiWanee vas passed thruw ms
epsa tha doors - saloon boxes. sup
pesslnx music boxes and steam pi-
snas aaa prohibiting the sale q
shlsNy 10 inAlanA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

wAfIzA WALfsA-zA ronauttc
eeubie wedding occurred here yeH-
seFasy. Nhru Thafass Mason. llaa-
typs operator 81 this city. asd Miss
fesle kilmurrY % fswtHeket and ".
r. Clancy. a toeai architect. and
Miss Lydia Nc Nieyuan ~ Webster.
Nsss we're made swo The girls
cane oat here tegather.
Coif'AN The state failway com
misslpu uiet here yesterday 60 fix
q ialnl Wheat rate % The caasl.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-06-21

The street s boekaded bloekaded with
immense stock be converted into eash In
for entirely New Fall stock bought
and o the
Gilpin observer., 1906-05-10
The Maps are Here.

The maps Of the Gilpin and Clear
Creek District which have been offered
as a subscription premium are here
Those who have subscribed for the Oh.
server with the understanding that they
receive a map, can call in and get their
premium. This offer holds with old
subscribers renewing their subscrip.
tions. The regular retail price OF these
maps is s1.00-you get both the Obser-
yer and map for 600 by becoming
reader Of the best newspaper in Gilpin
county. Owners Of mining properties
who intend to send copies Of tho maps
to their associates can buy them at this
office at wholesale prices-as cheap and
in as large quantities as they can be
bought in Denver. The Observer has
the exclusive agency Of this section.
Drop into the Office and feast your eyes
on the best and most attractive map
ever issued of the Gilpin and Clear
Or eek district.
Gilpin observer., 1906-05-10
NOTICE OF FORFEITURE.

To A: II. Wallace, assigns or representatives,
and to all whom II may concern:
You are hereby notified that tho undersigned,
your co-owner, has expended for the year 1905
the sum Of two hundred l200) dollars In labor
hna ds upon eS Ihe
The Moon Anchor and Borneo Lode Mining
claims, as recorded in Book i6t at page OF the
records Of Gilpin county, Colorado.
All being situate In Phoenix Mining district,
Gilpin coupty, Colorado. In order to hold said
claims, under the provisions OF Section 2324 Of
the Revised Statutes Of the United States and
amendment thereto approved January %, 1850.
concerning annual labor upon mining claims !;
the period ending December 81, 1903. And II
within ninety days from the personal service OF
this notice upon you. or within ninety 1907 days
after tho publication thereof, you fail or refuse
to contribute your proportion as above stated oi
such expenditure us n co-owner, your interest In
said mining claims will become the property OF
the subscriber your co-owner, who has. made the
tsion. NJ IRIS. CATHERINE BEE.
First pub Mar Last pub May s1, 400.
Gilpin observer., 1906-05-10
NOTICE OF FORFEITURE.

To Wm. II. George, his heirs, assigns or repre-
sentatives, and to ell whom IL may concern;
You are hereby notified that the undersigned.
your co-owner has expended for the year 1905
the sum of Eve hundred lso0) dollars in labor
and improvements upon the following described
lode mining claims, as follows, to wit:
The Harry Leigh lode mining claim, as record
in Books lSs and l5i, pages $40 and 10; the Jessie
Leigh lode mining claim. recorded in Book
lSs page sl9; the Crown King lode mining claim,
as recorded in Book Ia page .s6; The Fannie q.
lode mining claim, as recorded in Book l5t page
10 and the Nora q. lode mining claim, as record
cd in Book l5a page 9, OF the records OF Gilpin
county, Colorado.
All being situate in Wisconsin mining district,
Gilpin county, Colorado, in order to hold said
claims, under the provisions OF Section 1924 OF
the Revised Statutes of the United States and
the amendment thereto approved January p,
lss0, concerning annual labor upon mining
claims; being the amout required to hold said
lodes for the period ending December 81, 1903.
And IL within ninety days from the personal SER
vice Of this notice upon you. or within ninety
100 days after the publication thereof, you fail
or refuse to contribute your proportion rs above
stated Of such expenditure as a co-owner, your
interest IN said mining claims will become the
property Of the subscriber your co-owner, who
has made the requisite expenditure by the tcrms
of said section.
sp r. q. RUSSELL.
First pub April l2-Last July IL, 1905.
Gilpin observer., 1906-05-10
otal Expenses.

By warrants issued to March 81
Interest paid on warrants. .........
water bonds ....
Gilpin observer., 1906-05-10
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.

In the matter OF the Estate OF WiIIlam u.
Wright, deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that on Monday the ilth
day OF June A. ID. 1906, being one of the reg
ular days Of the June term of the County
Court of Gilpin County, in the State of Colorado,
/, John Stevens, administrator of said es-
present my final settlement as such administra-
tor pray the approval of the same, and will then
apply to be discharged as such administrator.
At which time and place any person in interest
may appear and present objections to the same
IL any there be.
Dated at Central City, Colo. May. 1906.
JOHN STEVENS,
Administrator of the estate of William NJ.
Wright, deceased.
First publication, May 10. 1905.
Last publication, May 81, 1906.
Gilpin observer., 1906-05-10
ANNUAL STATEMENT
THE CITY CLERK
OF the City Of Black Hawk for the year ending
March 31st 1905
STATEMENT

Showing forwhar purpose war
rants were issued during the
fiscal year ending March 81,
1906:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-02-27
wonders of Daaibec.

Baalbec, or Baalbek, is the name
given ruined city lying in ancient
Coclc. syria forty five miles northwest
of Damascus. There is nothing partic-
ulaTly remarkable about a ruined city
being found IN the locality mentioned,
but the size Of the blocks of stone used
by the ancient builders of this partic-
ular city Is something that has puzzled
the modern engineers since the day
when Baalbec was first made the Nee
ca of the oriental traveller. There are
immense stones on every side Of the
visitor to this ancient pile of ruins, but
the three most remarkable blocks-sald
10 be the largest ever used in the con.
struction Of Il bullding-are in wall
back Of the temple of Baal. These i'm
mense stones are respectively sixty
fou., siAty-three and sixty-two feet in
length ana each is thirteen feet in
thickness, but the most wonderful
thing in connection with them is the
fact that they are at place in the
wall twenty-five feet from the ground
How these immense blocks OF granite
were ever raised to such height Is n
question that has never yet been an
swercd
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-02-27

A foolish person builds foolishly, aud
n wise one scusibly, yirtuous one
beautifully and vicious one badly.
II StOncwors Is well put together it
means that Il thoughtful man cut 1t
and an honest man cementel it,. If
il has too much ornament it means that
It's carver was too greedy of pleasure,
If too little that he was rude or in
sensitive or stupid or the Ike, A man
may hide himself from you or mlsrepre-
sent himself TO you every other way,
but he cannot in his work There be
sure you have him TO the utmost, all
that nc likes, all that he secs, all that
he can dO-his imagination his affec-
ton, his perseverance. his impatlcncc,
clumsiness, Cl'yerncss, everything IS
there If the work is a cObwcb you
know it vos made by a spider. II
honcycomb - a bee, a wOrmcdst is
thrown up by worm and nest
wreathcd by a bird, and house Is
built 10y man worthlly II he is worthy
and ignob'y II he is lgnoblo. And al
ways, from the loast 70 the greatest,
ms thing made is good or bad so is
the maker OF e.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-02-27

caught BY the number Of cabs along
IN 4 limo.
NY sakcs alive she gasped, look
at all the horses and carriages. Must
be an awful big livery stable over
there.
Now. to tha' woman horses and
carriages had always meant the out
ward and visible manifestation Of liv.
cry stables. She didn't know anything
about cab stands. She was merely In
a new environment"
Reminds me about the story Of the
Turkish prince who had never seen
any wooden toothpcks TN one night
at a dinner in Paris" rejolned the
fat man Il didn't see this happen my
self, but ] know it's true because
saw It In a newspaper Just as the
dinner was over a waiter offered the
prince a dish OF toOthDlcLs. He waved
them away with scorn.
GO No. thank GU he said. have
already eaten two Jf the accursed
things. and I want no more"
But / don't see what all this has
to- DO with statehood" broke in the
fresh travelling man who had just
come up.
Don't yoI?" thoughtfully responded
the fat man. Maybe It means that we
won't any Of US know how TO behave
when we finally do get into a state.
hood environment"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-02-27

A Kansas CITY woman tells this sto-
ry on her husband TO demonstrate the
inferiority OF the masculine mind. One
morning as her husband was sitting
down TO the breakfast table he glanced
at the dining room clock and said,
"We must be later than usual this
morning" Don't place too much con
fidence In that clock. II stopped at 3
o'clock this mornhg. and | just set it
going by guess" replied the good
wife.
Were you up Mt 5 o'clockr asked
the husband.
"Of course not"
"What time did you say the clock
stopped"
AT o."
"If you weren't up at g." replied the
man. with u puzzled look. "how in
thunder do you know when the clock
stopped"
"Why. dear. 1t stayed stopped" was
the reply. The man did not say an
ether word that mornlng.-Kansas City
Times.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-02-27
Hopping From world to World.

Few children reach the age of eight
years without having worked out n
cosmology of their own and their own
system Of metaphysics. A group OF
youngsters Of that mature age were
going home from school the other day
when one began to instruct the others
what TO do In case OF certain crisis.
"When the end OF the world comes do
you know what you want TO dor ask
cd the mauikln. "Wcll. you want 70
give little jump like this. The world
viii slip ont from under you. and you'll
light on the one a-followin' II and be
all right" Then the youngsters began
practicing the sort Of jump that was
necessary to give them Immortality
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