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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31

room, so this left only Silas to buck
the. undertaken and the miliner.
Whatever he done / never knew,
but Silas made a sign at the inspec-
tor and | seen him acknowledge it
and so beings to smell woollen, and
it wasn't long until the inspector got
around to where Silas was handin'
out the mail for he was deputy, as
they call it, to handle the postoffice
until the new postmaster was ap-
pointed. Mr.. Inspector says says he,
Young Teller, you don't run burial
cart nor a milliner store nor you don't
mix drinks, but if you can raise a
bond, why you can have the Office. :"
September Lippinscott's.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
AS II oEx
Bear. tn. nIhs Kind You Have Always Bssgn
' s !: ZM4ZzzNx
Every Profession Has Its Techni-
cal Terms.

what wages do you expect?"
asked Mrs. Randolph. of Aunt
'Phronie, who had come to hire as
cook.
well, All tell yo'. AT All cooks
an waits on de table, too, All
'spects two dollars cherry week All
lives; but eff yo' all has family
reach at de table an All jes' had ter
cook, den All charges err dollar an
fo' bits"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
insanity Betrayed by Handwrit-
ing.

The insane have a general type of
handwriting. 1t shows itself in
I,anv ways. Some write the last
letter or the last syllable of a word
9legibly; others write whole words
Negibly. There is certain tremor
shout it which is easily distinguish
able OF course, when a person
Brites to persons he doesn't know
shout things of which he has no
knowledge, or jots down words in
sry order which make no sense, then
there is absolutely no doubt that he
e insane.
Of course, many persons from
ll1ildhood have written syllables ille-
gibly or have had a trembling hand
these are not insane. 1t is those
Who wrote legibly or whose hands
did not tremble before to whom
shis applies.
Yagesis sends its warnings before
and very plainly. Even the layman
san distinguish them. Loss ofmem-
~, intense emotion at trivial occur
se2css, continual irritation, loud
talk, inappropriate use of words, a
Selling Of well-being and personal
importance, smallness of the pupils
ST the eyes. thickness of speech.
The disease is an absolutely fatal
.aae, and progresses constantly. No
g Te has ever been cured. The dis
ease is from two to five years.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
CASTORlA
Ew Infants and Children.
Tts Kind You Have Always Bought
s' ssass, s''s Of &HAZzzx
a Socialist Needed.

Easddious summer boarder-
Gf},lH have some oil, pleace, for
l,,r sloumbers?
farm III Hornihand-Ile! Fer
wwcambans! Wy, them's tn
siukeriest things, they is, next to a
ei al anybody tibet CANT swaller
nenp things without greasin' orter
s4e. "a tiuuat specialist.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Ticket Enltling Him or Her I
Travel Fee
Chicago and Return

such ticket to be good for the jour
ney to Chicago during the
Four Days Immediately Preceding
and the day of the meeting. for the
return journey from Chicago only on
the day of the meeting and the
Four DAYS Immediately Following
when properly countersigned and
stamped during business hours on or
before Saturday. October 20. 1906
that is to say, between 900 a. m.
and 500 p. Mn the office of the
Assistant Secretary, Mr.. W. G..
Bruen. in Chicago. Such tickets
may be obtained by and holder of
stock registered as above on applica-
ton, in writing, to the President Of
the Company Chicago. but each
stakeholder must individually apply
for his or her ticket. Each applica-
ton must state the full name and
address of the Stakeholder exactly
as given in his or her Certificate of
Stock. together with the number and
date of such certificate. No more
than one person will be carried free
in respect to any one holding Of
stock as registered on the books of
the Company.
A. G. HACKSTAFF, Sec'y.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
One Cause of Crime.

Just so long as grown up men
teach little children by their exam
pies that it is manly to loaf around
saloons and street corners, guzzie
beer from an old dinner bucket in Il
back alley, chew tobacco, smoke thu,
vile stuff, swear, use obscene Ian
guage and visit places of i'll repuie.
Just as long will crime continue. "A
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

D6drnCSS cannot be SuT6u
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portions of the
ear. There is only one way to cure
deafness, and that is by an infamed
condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachin Tube. When this tube is
inflamed you have a rumbling sound
or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed, Deafness is the re-
suit, and unless the inflammation
can be taken out tube restored to its
normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed forever; nine cases out of
ten are caused by Catarrh. which is
nothing but at inhamed condition of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollars
for and case of Deafness (caused by
catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
culars, free.
FL. CHENEY, Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Making II Hot For Hubby.

Private Detective-Madam. here
is my bill for Swallowing your hus-
band during the past four weeks.
Suspicious Wife-Very well; pre-
sent it to him. And go on shadow
ing him until you receive further
orders from me.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
This Language of Ours.

Isn't it funny" unused the man
with mental strabismus, that
when two locomotives come togeth-
err the result is called a collision,
while two babies coming together
are called twins?
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Good Kindling,

Kindness" remarked the
man who comments on things,
sis what kindles the fire of love
in the human breast"
Together with a few bank
notes." replied Senator Badger.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Present Necessity.

First Tramp-How would yer like
a seat in de Senate, Bill?
Second Tramp-All right; but jest
at present I'd be satisfied wild a
seat in dis pair Of trousers.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
In Might Have Been Worse

Evelyn-Weren't you awfully en-
barrassed when they named you as a
correspondent in the Allingham di-
vorce case?
Gladys-Oh. no, didn't mind it
much. The papers managed toprint
quite a decent-looking picture of me.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Football.

A kind of football was first
played about the time of Edward
III. in England. Shortly after
its advent, however, it was pro-
hibited. Later It was again re-
vived, but in the reign of James
|. it was Suppressed az being
rough and brutal.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31

Pcof. Tyler, of Amherst college,
aid recently: "A man can live
comfortably without brains: no man
spsr existed without digestive sys-
1en,. The dyspeptic has neither
faith hope or charity" Day by
day people realize the Importance of
ca. .ng for their digestion; realize
the need of the use of a little cor
,4ct;ve after overeting. A correc-
1Hs IKE Kodol for Dyspepsia. II
egests what you eat. Sold by T.
Wapas Griffin & Bro.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
The Expert.

rs Speedman a good chauffeur?
Good? Say, he caught a man yes
terday that every motorist in the
city has had try at and missed"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31

and cheerfulncss soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out OF order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that Il Is not uncommon
for a child to be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. 1.-THE child urin-
ates too often n IN.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
NO LONGER EASY
To Become Citizen of Unittd
States.
New Naturalization Laws WIZ
Ma Ike the Process Require
Several Years.

Thousands of citizens will be in
terested to know that the laws re
garding the naturalization of aliens
will undergo a very material change
in few months.
Under the new law an American
citizen cannot be made in five min
utes BY the scratch of the pen. Is
has been done for so many years
Voters cannot be coined by the score
the day before the election. Thu
new law passed by congress viii g
into effect September 27.
As the law is at present, any for
eigner may declare his intention OF
becoming an American citizen, as
soon as he arrives, if he is of legal
age. Then he gets his first pa
pers." In many states he can vote
on his first popers. Five years later
he may take out his second papers,
and becomes a full fledged citizen Q 1
the United States with all the rights,
privileges and immunities that the
native-born enjoy.
Hereafter the process will be ca
red on in an orderly manner, and q
certificate Of naturalization VIII n
dictate more fully than ever before
that the holder is entitled to all The
rights Of citizenship.
The new law provides that all iu,-
migrants shall be registered at tbs
port of entry. and that a certificate
shall be given to each person. MOI
less than two years prior to his al
mission to citizenship the applicant
for naturalization must appear m a
United States district or circuit conTs
or in a territorial or state court
having a seal, clerk and jurisdie-
ton in matters of law and equity.
and in that court he must renonnee
all foreign alleglnce and must swear
that he is at least Is years old and IN
tends to become citizen.
Not less than two nor more than
seven years later he may file in cour1
a petition for naturalization, setting
forth his qualifications for citizen
ship, verified by at least two persons
who have lived in the United States
for five years.
At the expiration of ninety d5ys
the petitioner must appear in court
in person and submit to an examine
ton with his witnesses. The c Jerk
in the meantime must post in a put
lie place a notice of the application
with the mans name and the date u
his petition. After the hearing. ii
the man has proven his ability u
read the English language and il IA
has satisfied the judge of his identity
and residence in this country for
seven years, and of his abhorrent G
of all anarchistic doctrines. the fina'
papers are issued and he becomes Z
citizen.
1t will be seen that the new PRO-
cess takes time, and that the pubhl
knows for ninety days of the inien-
ton of any man to apply for citizen
ship. This will do away with tbs
gravest scandals of naturalization,
nearly all of which arose from ad
hitting men to citizenship without
notice to the public.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
A Case in Point.

He-Duced bores, these people
around a summer resort. Don't
they make you tired?
She-Yes; | feel very tired-to-
night.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
For Accuracy'S Sake.

Tomdicken-Did you ever see Miss
Plumpleigh in her new bathing suit?
Harry-No; but I've seen most of
her sticking out of it.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31

There is nothing so pleasant ss
that bright, cheerful. at-peace-with-
the world feeling when you sit down
to your breakfast. There is nothing
so conductive to good work AMI
good results. The healthy map
with healthy mind and body is u
better fellow, a better workman, "a
better citizen than the man or won-
an who is handicapped by some
disability, however slight. A slight
disorder of the stomach will deraDg1'
your body, your thoughts and your
disposition. Get away from the
morbidness and the blues. Keep
your stomach in tune and both yODr
brain and body will respond. Littlt,
indiscretions Of overeating can b.
easily corrected and you will be sur-
prised to see how much better man
you are. Try a little Kodol For
Dyspepsia after your meals. Sold
by Z. Wayne Griffin & Bro.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31

reaches an age when II should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wet,ing. depend upon IL. the cause Of
the difficulty Is kidney trouble, and the frs,
step should be towards the treatment Of
these im7ostant organs. This unpleasant
trouble is dus 70 diseased condition Of the
kidneys and bladder and not 10 a habi, as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the aame great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect Of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. II is sold
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind. dis
couIages and lessons ambition: beauty. vigor
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31
Illinois Central R. R.
Annual Stockholders Meeting ar
Chicago. October ~. Per-
sonal AttendanceOf lndi-
vidual Holders De-
sired.
FREE TICKET To TIE NETTING.

Public notice is hereby given the
regular annual meeting of the Stock
holders of the Illinois Central Rail
road Company will bee held at the
Company's office in Chicago, Illinois.
on Wednesday. October II, 1906. at =
II o'clock noon.
To permit personal attendance at
said meeting there will be- issued
10 Eath Holder of One or MOreShareS
of the capital stock of the Illinois
Central Railroad Company. as regis
tered on the books Of the Company
at the close of business on Monday.
September "a. 1906, who is of full
age.
\ Ticket Enabling Him or Her TO
Travel Free
over the Company's lines from the
station on the Illinois Central Rail-
road nearest to his or her registered
address to
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31

BY druggisis, in lily
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
kee. also pamphlet tell
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1906-08-31

ing all about it. including many Of the
thousands OF testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Or. Kilmer
& Co.. Binghamton. N. Y, be sure and
mention this paper.
Don't make any mistake. but remember
the name, Swamp-Root. Dr.. Kilmer's
and the address, Binghamton.
N. Y on every bottle.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-05
American Shipping.

Let me once again call the atien
ion Of the congress 10 two subject
concern 5ng which I have frequently
before communicated with them One
is the question Of developing Ameri-
can shipping. I trust that a law en-
bodying in substance the views. or a
major part Of the views. expires 81 in
he report on this subject laid before
the house at its last session viii be
passed. J am well aware that in for
mer years Objectionable measures
awe been proposed In reference TO
the encouragement Of American chip
ping; but Sc seem- 20 me that tho pra.
posed measure is ase see y uaob-
iectiOnable as any. can DE. l. vail 81
colrse benefit primarily Our seaboard
states, such as Maine, Loui lana and
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-05
lnternationaI MoraIIty.

Il Is a mistake. and it betrays
spirit Of foolish cynicism. TO main
tain that all international govern
tai action IS. and must ever be. based
upon mere selhshness. and that TO
advance ethical reasons fer such &C
ton Is always a sign Of hypocrisy.
This IS no more necessarily true ol
the action Of governments than Of me
action OF individuals u IS a SURF
elgn Of a base nature alwoys to az
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-05
Philippine Tariff.

] most earnestly hope that the bill
TO provide a lower tariff for or else
absolute free trade in Philippine pro
ducts will become a law. No harm
will rome TO any American industry f.
and while there will be some small
but real material benefit to fha Fill
pinos. the main benefit will come by
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-05

CCOneiuded On Third Psee1
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-01-27

point is now before Attorney General
Mullan for his opinion. The company
might be criticised for paying the in
terest, but the money is unquestionably
in the business for the protection of
policy holders.
These and other like charges are
freely INDUCED by Senator Molsberry,
whose remarks will undoubtedly bring
about an investigation. but the insur-
ance committee will do we'll to call upon
Auditor Carroll before engaging in pro-
noting any striker" bills and when Il
report is made the companies criticised
should be set forth by name for the
protection of those not guilty. There
is unquestionably extravaganza in the
management of many small companies
and the lime-light of publicity will
cleanse the business. If the auditor
has known these things and has failed
to expose them, it has been because of
his great desire to reform the COM
ranies rather than to destroy them, but
even an honest official may lean too
far toward conservatism and a legisla-
tive inquiry can force these reforms
which may have been held back from
the auditor. Turn on the light, but be
fair and protect the innocent.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-01-27

finch cards with numbers on each.
and plays for prizes. One good deacon
has no use for the New York Sun,
which prints poker stories, plays "au-
thors" with paste boards and uses very
emphatic language when he loses a
game. One preacher of the writer's
acquaintance thinks that advertise
ments of French novels ought to be de-
MED the use of the mail, read every
word of "Quo Vadis" and in the writ
er's presence said some of it was
pretty plain"
Are all these men hypocrites? BY
no means Simply cannot see them
selves as others see them. One old
chap of the writer's acquaintance had
it in for any man that used perfum-
cry. but raw onions for dinner follow
ed by n pipe of navy tobacco suited
him first rate" Some of the readers
OF this letter would kill every dog in
town if they were city marshal, and
every spring let their hens run loose
over their neighbours garden. All of
which may have some bearing on the
BIZ beer adj"
81. ~ Yzo es..,,. .s=seza
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-01-27
a United Church in Canada.

At last it seems that union Of the
Presbyterian, Methodist, and Congre-
gational churches in Canada is GER
tain, as a result of steps at the re-
cent conference in Toronto of more
than one hundred chosen representa-
tives of the highest courts of the three
bodies The new United Church OF
Canada is to be governed by the Cen
eral Conference after the Methodist
form. with president as the chief
officer. Below is to be council, af-
ter the Congregational idea, with
chairman at the, head. The next body
is to be the "Presbytery," governed by
a moderator. 1t will now be submitted
to the several denominations through
out Canada for approval, which II is
expected to receive. Throughout the
whole session." says the official re-
port, "the utmost harmony and broth
erly feeling prevailed, all the members
apparently being animated by one pur-
pose namely, to reach conclusions
that would be for the glory of their
common Lord and the more rapid ex-
tension of His Kingdom throughout
the world"
Substantial unity and essential har-
mony existing among the three de-
nominations constituted marked
feature of the findings of the commit
tee. The common doctrines held by
the Presbyterfans, Methodists and
Congrega tionalists were formulated.
Possible lines for framing policy for
the United Church, the arrangements
of pastoral service without a time
limit. settlement and transfers of pas
tors. training for the ministry and the
relations of a minister to the doctrine
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-01-27
FE.!4's4s.!.t.'3.!.!s.t-ss.55'9
fFor Sunday Reading:
, All Sorts Of Opinions.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Justice Hereafter.

To the Editor of The Sun-Sir: OF
Professor Osler's "Counsels and Ideals"
which came into my hands the other
day, the bulk is professional But at
the end are some pages on religion,
death and Immortality. The illustrious
professor rather affects the peculiar
style which fascinates us in the writ
ings of the doubling philosopher, Sir
Thomas Browne. Yet his sentiments
can hardly be mistaken. LAS rule
man dies as he lad lived, unintluenced
practically by the thought of a future
life" THE preacher was right: in
this matter man hath no -eminence
over the beast. AS one dieth, SO dieth
the other" In these sentences we
have the keynote AT death, then, it
matters nothing whether man has
been the benefactor or the scourge Of
his kind, the best of citizens or worst
of malefactors, the most self-denying
of philanthropists or the grossest of
voluptuaries; nor for the myriads who
by no fault of their own have suffered
and perhaps suffered patiently in this
life is there any hope of compensation
hereafter. This is a doctrine which,
like other doctrines, if it is proved
must be accepted, but of which we
should naturally wish to see the proof.
The unhappy and the oppressed as
suredly will. So will those who are
losing the objects of their love.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-01-27

FOR in ringing upper case for the
statewide primary.
The state primary has been faction
al issue, mores the pity. AS men UNI
derstand it's objects and intent and rec
ognize it's merits it will cease to be
factional and become public demand.
But yesterday and today it is factionaf
Behind it are the men who stand for
the square deal not only in profession
interests that fought Larrabee and
have pounded" Cummins, the corpora
tion agents that are the active principle
Of Iowa standpatism.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-01-27

sales along the line of march and are
buying live mice in quantities.
Livingstone had started for darkest
Africa.
Yes he boosted, 81 once found
where you turn the water off when
the pipe bursts
Hearing this, they no longer doubted
his ability. New York Sun.
The Baptists and temperance people
of Windham, Conn, are preparing a
grand celebration for the Tooth birth
day of Miss Caroline Brown, who is
said TO be the oldest White Ribboner
in the United States. Seventy three
years ago Miss Brown Joined the First
BAPTIST church of Packersville, known
as the Church of Freedom, from the
fact that when Prudence Crandall was
driven out of Canterbury for teaching
colored children to read she was shell
tered in the church, and her niger
GER bench worship God while ali
other churches closed their doors on
colored people. Miss Brown was one
of the original crusaders of the Wom-
ans Christian Temperance Union of
America. and until recently has taken
an active part in church and temper
ance work.