The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-02-17

lol will love me how long. dca.
est Till you are short, darling. =
Baltimore American.
Mrs. Professor Searchlit,
is going on another balloon hunt the,
say. Mr.. knocker-Is he going out O
toWn?-Judge.
Hoax-Why did he commit suicide
Joax-1he after effects Of a blow-ou.
Hoax-A blowout, eh? Gas or brains.
Philadelphia Record.
oashler (coughing)-Pardon me.
lloh catch your last name. Ethel
tpiushlns)-l haven't caught it yet
MISUNDERSTANDING Leader.
was he kind to his family?" |
should say he was. He couldn't have
| oeen kinder if he had been an insur-
ihce president. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Farmer What's tibet book
yer readin' all about, Mandy? Aunt
Mandy-Bout the war Joshua, It's
one o, these here hysterical novels
Brooklyn Life.
1T takes lot of patience to run an
automobile, does it noto" asked the
man. Yes, lots of PATIENTS" replied
the doctor; "and I've got 'em."-Yonk-
ers Statesman.
Lady-Don't you know that a bark
ing dog never bites? Tramp-Yes,
but how am l to know that all of a
sudden your dog won't quit barking?-
Detroit Free Press.
Shorte-Chugger is just carried
away with his automobile. Sharpe
Yes; and were it not for Hank Hibbley
ana his two horses he wouldn't be
back for several days.-Judge.
What are you making such a kick
ABOUT! You're carrying a policy of
only thousand" I'm kicking be-
cause find l am carrying all the presi
dents relatives. '-Chicago Tribune.
You are always having more or
ess trouble. aren't you?" said the SYM
friend. You are mistaken"
answered the Car with hauteur I'VE |
never have less. '-Washington Star.
i wonder what Bragg means by for
'ver talking Of his social obliga
lons? Il suppose he's a member of
several social organizations and never
Jays his dues. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
"Ah. darling" remarked Newed. 81
ee you have prepared some pudding
With your own little hands. What
ind is it, pet?" ''T-that,' sobbed Mrs.
levied, lis b-bread. Daily
Jews.
Old Gentleman las the train gets
arrific bump at station)-Phew!
WHAT'S that? Old LADY, guess they
lust be coupling on that buffet car
eve heard tell about.-New York
Weekly.
Pop. what's synonym" TITS one
those places where you have moth
lg to do for a big salary. That's
ght, my son. Always come to papa
n information in your studies."-Bal-
more American
Knicker-So James got mixed in his
tcuses? Bocker-Yes. He told his
life that he had been up all night with
e baby, and his employer that he
rs detained in the office on business. y
Harper's Bazaar. Il
Mrs. Hunks-I wish you wouldn't be e
positive. There are two sides to ev- |
y question. Old Hunks with a roar
Well, that's no reason why you
ouid always be on the wrong side. a.
Chicago Tribune
STAIRS manager has promised to =,
Ie a presentation Of that comedy of Y,
me-" said De Ritter, but | don't
ow when it's to come OFF, "Proba-
z the night after it's put on" sug-
sted the cruel itic.-Philadelphia 81
ess. u
Little Gladys-Auntie, dear, do all Be
: people who die and go to the bad al
ice camp out? Aunt-Why, no child. I'll
ny do you ask? Little Gladys
I'll. our Sunday school teacher told to
today that the heat was in tents n
lge. nc
What do You think posterity will -,
Of you?" asked the Indignant Sorg- ~
Al, what posterity says | do not 10
,ect to hear. 1t is the present gen ye
tion thai duns You if you do not I
k out fG.' rcur f. !GcSs. = Z 'ashil e. &c
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