The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-12-13
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Mrs. Eddy would confer favor by
letting the world know whether she
still favors it with her presence Phil
ade.plia Ledger.
There is some truth in what Gorky
says about New York, but 1t Is hardly
worth diving into the slush to get it.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Supreme Court of the United
States seems to regard the Presidents
reformed spelling as unconstitutional
New York Evening Sun.
The average man knows so little
about what he is voting for that IL
makes him crazy mad if he has to ex-
plain it.--New York Press.
The Utes scalped sack of -four and
took away the contents, but otherwise
their warpath seems veritable path
of peace-Philadelph Ledger.
If there are any other railroads that
Mr.. Hartman wants, he will doubtless
buy them from time to time. To date
he has overlooked several.-Washing
ton Times.
Some of the defeated Congressman
won't be as much missed by Congress
as Congress will be missed by them,
and we mention no names.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Behind the solicitude of Russia lest
there be a war between this country
and Japan stretches smile that
reaches from the Balkans to the Baltic.
New York Mail
You need not be in hurry to buy
ticket to Siberia by way of the tunnel
under Behring Straits. Why should
you want to go to Siberia, anyway
Philadelphia Record.
Gorky calls New York greedy,
engorged, loathsome stomach" His ex-
perience in getting away to Europe
must have been something like Jonahs.
New York Tribune.
Russia's new Rurik is one of the
most powerful cruisers in the world.
1t will be a valuable addition to the
navy of the first nation to fight Russia.
New York American.
"Don't let me die like dog" ap-
pealed Boni to his wife. And as the
Gould family has always been fond of
dogs, she saved their feelings.-Phila-
delphia North American.
A bank-wrecker with a two years
Jail term to serve and fine Of $4,000
to pay is another good example Of the
Ohio idea of punishment for offenders
higher up.-New York Void.
Pittsburg, with its crop of murders
and robberies increasing to pass
where 1t is likened to frontier town,
continues to make bids for recognition
as metropolis. York World.
The United States, says the Census
Bureau, is worth $1O6,SS1, ,415,O 900.
This news will grieve Mr.. Rockefeller;
1t shows that there's quite lot he
hasn't acquired yet.--New York Amer
ican.
New Hampshire, too, is getting tired
of government by railroads. 1t will
get to be, after while, so that rail-
road cannot do anything but carry
freight and passengers.-Philadel
Press.
Rosa Hahn was given a medal by
the German Housewives Society for
having stayed at one place for 10 years.
Mr.. Carnegies attention should also
be drawn to this woman.-New York
World.
If the work of the Panama canal be
prosecuted in the future with the same
activity as in the last two or three
weeks, 1t is not impossible that this
generation may witness its completion.
Philadelphia Record.
James Burton Reynolds, Assistant
Secretary of the Treasury, who has on
his hands herd of four elephants seiz-
ed for undervaluation, should be In
formed that there are well authorized
cases of elephants that lived for 13O
years in captivity.-New York Sun.
Chicago's criminal judges talk of
keeping their courts open night as well
as day. Well, justice Is blind and
should not discriminate against dark
ness. Besides, Chicago probably needs
courts open all the time, at least as
much as any other American city
New York Tribune.
Was that sensational and circum-
stantial story about japanese spy
sketching Notifications at Manila a
sheer Invention of some anti-Japanese
propagandist? 1t looks like it. see
Ing that no such sketches were made.
no such Japanese existed and there
was no such arrest-New York Trib
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