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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Protection for Feeding Cattle.

VSSHou TOT feeoln0 Cattle.
While 1t is doubtless true that; fewer
cattle will be fattened OF this winter
upon corn than heretofore has been
the rule in most farming districts,
many are In the business and cannot
get out Of it, as their animals are too
old to carry over to green grass and
must be finished as quickly as pos.
siole to bring profit. tits the more
necessary, therefore, that these cattle
should have improved shelter and be
protected against every untoward cir.
cumstance and condition, else the dear
corn will be partially wasted, as it
always has been, to certain degree,
by the average feeder, who for years
mas mad plenty of corn to spare and
mas accounted 1t a cheap food.
But corn at forty cents bushel and
up Is not cheap food, and, in addition
TO the modern high price, is sure to
become dearer if fed to unsuitable
animals. This phase of the subject
mas been touched upon recently, but
we want to impress upon our readers
the necessity and advantage of pro.
tecting cattle, SO that discomfort does
not cause waste of food. To the man
wEo has an exposed, wet and slushy
or muddy yard we would say better
not attempt to feed old steers dear
corn. Better sell of the cattle at once
and save the dear corn for feed later
IN the season. Buy younger cattle,
feeders or stockers, and keep them on
roughage until the cold season temp.
ers somewhat, then feed them or
quickly during the early spring.
But 1t, will not pay to feed late in
the season If the yards are very wet
and muddy. The discomfort eats tho
profit. This has been shown by sew.
eral experimenters and It indicates
the necessity of draining and filing
In yards SO that they will be dry un.
derfoot. Many yards are dry enough
but too much exposed, and these
should be sheltered by wind breaks
and provided with sheds that the stock
may be kept dry during stormy
weather.
Corn fodder makes a temporary
wind break Of considerable value if
built into long stacks at the most ex.
posed parts of the yard. In fact, we
would not be surprised to have it
shown by some scientific feeder that
corn stalks used in this way, where
the location is bitterly cold and ex.
posed to winter winds. are more profit.
able than they would be to feed, while
the same thing would nrOvo +ruo NJ
straw. This, too. applies to Sheep
They should be out doors as much
as possible, but they must be sheltered
and protected against rain, damp and
cold winds If they are to thrive we'll
in winter, and coarse fodder and hay
would better be used to form shelter
for them than as the meager portion
Of their winters ration.-A. s. Alex.
ander in Farmers Review.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
carIns for Poultry il t. winter y,

n the handling 81 poultry IL winter
i have not vet bsen able to perfect
I ideal .arrans enents for feeding and
alvaterinE. I haye never been able to
keep water from freezing, which Is
desirable 81 the WaterinE of poultry.
&c they must haYe q ggreat deal az ~
ster sto assist III the digestion cf their
go eorn never forms more than
ene:k hlid q the + II tlon for poultry,
nnd caza et it 4 ateeds corn III tho
&. afIl4 III / lfeed whSst.f
q IA I'D 10 mol feed.
M easoa III a4ns VI o.
l. y B b ~ lse pfs "a psoouItiry
e inesg m seonIssi
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
pis,p osit:Ion Of cow.

Cows differ .as much In their dis.
positions as human beings. Any farm
er that has handled q large number
of cows will have run across the stub.
born COW, the affectionate COW. tie
motherly COW, and even the bossy COW.
Some Of those qualities are good and
some are bad. Asfman should try 10
eliminate the had qualities and en-
courage the development 81 the good
ones in the selec ton % the cows for
the continuatio Of this herd. rs 81 !;
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
WOMEN WHO SUFFER-
q. Wllliams' Pink PILE the One
Rsmedy Particularly Suited For
Feminine Lille.

IS t0mentno lllo.
To women who suffer DR.. Williams
Fink Pills are worth their weight in
gold. At special periods a woman needs
medicine to regulate her blootl supply or
her life will be round Of pain aud suf-
tering. DIR. Williams Pink Pills are
absolutely the finest medicine that ever
woman took. They actually make
new blood. They are good for men too
but they are good in q special way
tor women.
cit was three years ago last spring
that my health failed me-" saws Mrs
Arthur Conklin, Of No. 5 Coldwater
street, Battle Greek, Mich. 81 suffered
from leucorrhea and other troubles
that, presume, were caused bv the
weakness it produced. I had sinking
spells. nervous headaches, was weak
and exhausted all the time and looked
like walking skeleton.
"My back and limbs would ache nj.
most continually and there were davs
when was absolutely helpless from
sick headache. tried one doctor after
another but cannot say that they helped
me at all. My liver was sluggish and
was troubled some with consultation
Zone day q physician who has now
retired from practice met nv husband
on the street and inquired about INV
health. He advised my husband to Get
some Of DR.. Williams Pink Pills for me.
said they were good medicine, better
Tor my trouble than he could put M. I
tried them, improved steadily and soon
was entirely cured. AS soon as the
leucorrhoea was cured the headaches
and other pains stopped. am entirely
well now bat intend to continue to use
Dr.. Williams Pink Pills as q spring
tonic"
The genuine DR.. Williams Pink Pill.
are sold by all druggists and by the DR..
Williams Medicine Company, Scheneo.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
STATE o.. ONO, c1rr o, TOLEDO, l :.

STATE OF I 9a,e' S S3gs 2. r01rDo,t...
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner Of tho Arm OF F. j. CHENEY q Co., doing
business in tho City Of Toledo, County and State
sfore.aid. and that said firm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
HALL's CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
snce. this 9Th day Of December, A. D. 1885.
l~I A. w. GLEASON,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Hairs catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send Tor testimonials. free.
F. j. CHENEY b CO., TOLEDO, O.
Take HAIRS Family PiIIs for constipation.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Coeducation.

A well-known university professor
has dilemma in which he is wont to
entrap advocates of coeducation.
IF you lecture to twenty boys and
twenty girls in the same room," he
asks, will the boys attend to the lee
ture or to the girls?"
"Of course the coeducationist, to be
consistent, must say that they will lis
ten to the lecture.
well. If they d." replies the dean,
"they are not worth lecturing to-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Cheek Of : stowawav.:

Cheek Of StowaWay. {.
Young Capt. Sealby Of the Mediter.
ranean liner Cretic was talking about
stowaways.
Most Of those fellows" he said, in
his deep, resonant voice, have an ex-
cessive quantity of cheek, of brass.
Once we discovered a stowaway q few
days out from New York and put him
to work in the galley.
"A lady, on tour Of inspection,
paused by the stowaway, as he sat
peeling potatoes.
How soon do you think we'll reach
Naples?' she said to him.
"Well, madam he replied, I'm do.
Ing all l can to get her in by Tues
day."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

nervous and lame in the morning.
Doan's Kidney Pills helped me right
away. and the great relief found has
been permanent.
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster-Mtlburn Co.. Buffalo, N. 7.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Not Iii. Fault.

Il Just saw Cooley coming home"
said the first suburbanite. land he was
'barreled,' sure enough"
"What?" exclaimed the other. s'Why.
! never knew him. to drink at ALL"
"Oh, no; but it seems he went swim.
ming down in the creek and some one
stole his clothes.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
More Caution

Hogan (wealthy builder)-Phwat
would be a good name for the flats.
Mike?
Grogan (his superintendent How
would "The Marguerite" do?
Hogan-Not wild my wife. I named
the lasht wan "The Josephine" and I
had to change 1t in a hurry or dfind an
action for divorce.-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
The spoils Of War.

Benevolent Old Lady Ito little boy
in street)-Why, why, little boy, how
did you ever get such a black eye?
Small Boy-Me and Sammy Jones
was fightin' for apple in school, an
he smashed me.
Benevolent Old Lady-Dear, dear!
and which glutton got the apple?
Small Boy-Teacher, Unfamiliar.
per's Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Not Cordial.

"Your new boss amt very sociable.
is he?" asked Crumley.
WELL" replied Digley, "he's great
old hand-shaker."
us that so?" 1
Yes. He has shaken nearly all the
old hands who were in the shop when
he took charge" catholic Standard.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
His Life.

His Life.
Each baseball umpire should write
the story Of his life for sale to the fans
on the bleachers."
do you suppose they would take
it,?
"Sure! I have seen moments when
every fan at the game fairly howled
for the life of the umpire" Houston
Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Dizziness, Ealnfnasa.
Kidney 0os,,nIaInfe
He Did Not Stand Corrected.

The other day the head of a board
Ing school noticed one of the boys wip-
ing his knife on the table cloth, and
pounced on him at once.
us that the way you do at homer"
he asked, Indignantly.
"Oh, no." answered the boy, quickly.
we have clean knives.
Magazine.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
A Real Lady,

You couldn't select anything nicer
than this bracelet" said the sales
man.
Il guess I'll take It," said Mrs. NJ.
ritch. care you sure it's made of re-.
fined gold?"
"Oh, yes.''
Because do detest anything that
amt refined. "-Philadelphia Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
No Violence Necessary.

II submitted some humorous sketch.
es here the other day." said jockey.
They haven't appeared yet. Did you
kill them?"
Il passed upon Them" replied the
editor, "but didn't kill them"
''No?"
mo. They just died naturally Of
old age" Catholic Standard.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
aken.

Parson Jackson-Does 70 take dis
man TO- better or wuss?
The Bride-Ah'l ltake him Jest as
he am. II he gets any better, Use
'froid he'll die; an if he gets any wuss
Ill kill him mahself.-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

A woman't idea of heaven is a place
where she won't have to spend half
her time tucking her short back hair
under the long strands.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

The older we grow the more we real.
lie that we can remember almost any
thing we like, provided we are sure
nobody is about to contradict us.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Robbed In Church.

Just think what an outrage it Is to ba
robbed Of all the benefits of the services
oy continuous coughing througout the con-
to cure. Sold everywhere Is cents.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Good Time to Take a Shot

0oCu TTrne 70 axe a Sh6t.
where is our guide?"
"Over in the bunk house, drunk.
Why?"
Il wanted to make sure. I'm Just,
going to fire at a deer."-Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Overheard at the Party.

"That Miss Gotrox is nice girl"
"Yep."
II wonder If I could see her home p"
Couldn't miss it if you pass that
way. It's a big red house with a
white portico."-Pittsburg Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Crannned,

CrAmped.
You're living in a nat now, 1 hear
How do you like it," M
Well. there's no room to kick. p
Philadelphia Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

Don't do all your talking with your
mouth. Give your money a chance to
SAY word occasionally.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Dru..
gtsts refund money If it fails to cure. T. II.
GROVES signature 10 on each box. sc.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

When man has no enemies the pub.
lie is generally unconscious Of his ex.
istence.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

Did It ever occur to you that the
easiest way to do : thing = to do it
ragnt? i. 3, a 81
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

Bonds Of matrimon yare below par
when kisses are no longer acceptable
dividends.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Ask Your DRUGGIST for AIIen,. roo+.E...

Ask Your Druggist for Aliens Foot.Eass.
81 tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recent.
y and have just bought another supply. u
has cured my corns, and the hot, burning
and itching sensation in my feet which was
almost unbearable, and would not be with.
out it Mrs w. ]. Walker, Camden.
d. J." Sold by all Druggists, $50,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
kydEa &. Pxnlklsas,,;s.
No00fahAo 0os,an0es,,e

kydya &. Pxnkkhas,,,s.
Vegetable 0os,1p0unb
is a positive cure for all those painful
ailments OF women. 1t will entirely
cure the worst forms of Female Com
plants. Inflammation and liberation.
railing and Displacements and conse-
quent Spinal Weakness, and is peculi-
arly adapted to the Change Of Life,
1t will surely cure.
Raolkaokbo.
It has cured more cases of Female
Weakness than any other remedy the
world has ever known. It is almost in
fallible in such cases. 1t dissolves and
expels Tumors in an early stage Of
development. That
Rearing-d0vvn FoeMna.
causing pain, weight and headache, is
instantly relieved and permanently
cured by its use. Under all circum-
stances it acts in harmony with the
female system. 1t corrects
ki,s,e0ulas.lfy,
Suppressed or Painful Periods, Weak.
ness of the Stomach, Indigestion, Bloat-
ing, Nervous Prostitution, Headache.
General Debility. Also
Dizziness, Eaxnfnass,
Extreme Lassitude. "don't-care /" and
Observation-Disclosures" feeling, excit-
ability, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness. fatulency, melancholy or the
blues and backache. These are
sure indications of Female Weakness.
some arrangement of the organs. For
Kidney Complaints
and Backache of either sec the vegeta-
BILE Compound is unequalled.
You can write Mrs. Pinkham about
yourself in strictest confidence.
LYDIA I. PlNKHAH HE'D. CO., Ly,,. u,ss.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

DR.. J. H. RlNDLAus, (speeiati.t,
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. ..
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles Dr1ie.
gflts arc authorized to refund money II PAZ6
OINTMENT fails ID cure in TO II days. S0c.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

A poor man never fully realizes the
blessings of poverty until after he
breaks into the taxdcdger class.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

Mr.. Winelow's Soothing Syrup.
dammstion, aays pain. cures wind collie 20 bst.ie
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

The Scale Of Prices.
Fresh Travelling Man-How much
for your regular dinner. honey?
Pretty Waiter Girl-Fifty cents
without honey, Is with.-Judge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

To feed on the faults Of others is to
starve to death.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12

Dmpostant 60 Mothers.
Examins carefully every bottle Of CAsToRIA,
. safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and ESQ that It
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-01-12
Rearkng-dovvyn FaelYhg.

Suppressed or Painful Periods, Weak
ness of the Stomach, Indigestion, Bloat
ing, Nervous Prostitution, Headache
General Debility. Also
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-01

Duke snatched the note away
walked 20 the window. and his hand
trembled as he opened Il. Something
fell out and nuttered to the floors
withered iondull. lie stopped 70 picb
Il up. with such a smile as Joe hae
never seen before. Needless OF AM
other presence he touched the flower
20 his lips. and began to read;
Ny Dear Mt. Duke. Don't be angry: !
couldn't help IL. indeed I couldn't Ny
aunt hurried us on no Unexpectedly thai
had no way 81 letting you know.
And don't be too hard on Aunt Alice.
she's been suffering wretchedly for a day
or two, but she's better now. ] saw you
going out to that horrid old rooster-nEht
You did hat just 70 make me feel that ]
was the cause OF It.
Who was your friend3 The one IN the
red Jacket? You associate with some verJ
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. people. The one
that went will your
You must come and get down on youi
knees before I VIII torgtvc. And
wouldn't tell you to save your life that
am going TO Mamie Kerr's precisely az u
tomorrow.
Aunt Alice Is dragging US 70 Mardi Gras
on the one o'clock train. You know how
crazy I have been about going TO the
carnival, but now / believe I had rather
stay at home.
we are going to stay at a curious old
place called tho Hotel Louis le Grande;
Aunt Alice says 81 is way down in the
French part Of town, on Nalois street
ANITA.
p. s.-Here is your j~onqui-ycu under
stand2
Duke did understand; 1t glorifed-
and crushed him. He stood at the
window staring into vacancy. then
came back slowly and took his seal
before the fire.
Joe a on the edse Of the bed and
watched him; be seemed to be think.
ing very hard. Duke turned his head
with a jerk and asked: Joe. when a
fellow is arrested they search him
don't they?"
yes"
It took him a long time to make ur
his mind. then he commenced tearing
Anita's note into strips. and laid them
on the fire. The jonquil he kept. His
lips quivered as he watched the frag,
ments shrivel, fame up and crackle
into dead black ashes.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-01
Double Tracking the Santa Fe.

DQNDle iFaGklNH ANE 0aNAA t0a
The work OF double tracking tho
Santa Fe main line through Kansas
Is progressing as rapidly as the sup
ply Of steel viii permit. Up to the
first Of September one hundred and
eighty-six miles Of double track had
been completed, reaching from KAN
sas City to Newton. This IS all laid
with the standard e~ighty-hve pound
rail, and ballasted with crushed rock.
Between Chicago and Kansas City the
double track practically extends from
Chicago to Coal City. Illinois, with
isolated sections the rest OF the way
at convenient intervals where traffic
is liable to be congested. The main
line, as indeed are most Of the
branches, is practically ballasted from
end to end. OF where not ballasted. as
in California and Arizona and In
southern Texas. Il Is sprinkled with
oil, which answers the same purpose.
Grades have been greatly reduced, as
on the new Belen cutoff, which has
taken 1,1l6 feet OF the height OF the
continental divide. New steel bridges,
with solid masonry piers, have been
built. and care has been taken 70
make the construction OF the roadway
h~rst-class in every particular.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-01

The man in the chair rocked to and
fro.
"She doesn't say a word about
Vance, he thought Il don't believe
Il; I won't believe II, unless she tells
me herself" lie rocked again. and
presently he smlled-smiled al the
very beauty OF the faith that there
vas In him.
Suddenly he sprang erect. with blaz
ing eyes.
Joe. ! wish that Internal old won.
an were IN hell, and | had the receipt
for her"
you shouldn't speak so Of a lady"
II know IL, I know IL; but I'm tired
OF being 30 polite: I'm going 70 be
honest for awhile. Sometimes a man
must say what he thinks. or choke.
Shea wrecked both Of U.S.
Joe said nothing; Duke sank into
the chair again.
We'll. I'm no baby 20 blame some.
body else: It's too late
when Joe had arranged his necktie.
and combed his hair with maddening
elaboration, he came and took the
seat beside Duke.
Now. Noel" be said, In that quiet
tone OF his which precluded argu.
ment, there's a big cellar under this
house. You must keep out OF sight
to-day and wait Developments. Jim
viii take your meals 20 you. When
I come home 20 dinner Wen decide
what is best Come. now. It's break
fast time
Without a word of protest Duke fol-
lowed into the entry. Joe Mfted the
cellar door and led the "a down q
narrow flight Of steps. He had half
disappeared when Duke stopped.
Hold on. Joe. I'm mixing you up IN
this thing now. lsn't this some sort
OF a crime2'
Accessory after the fact-that's
all"
Il won't do It'll won't"
Eyes, you VIII" joe caught his
sleeve and dragged him down. Think
OF her" Then Duke went down Into
the darkness.
rO nE coNTiNuEpJ
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-01

no coward-physicaI or morEl-and
be had been looking squarely into the
face Of the thing that he had done.
"well, Joog" he glanced up inquir.
ingiy.
For o few moments the lawyer did
not speak. when he had taken on his
gloves aud laid his overcoat across
the bed. he turned as deliberately as
II his friend we're merely a casual
client seeking advice.
Noel, you must lie low for q day
or two and see what happens at least
until you sober up"
Sober up2 I'm sober. What do
you think It takes to s%traighten a
fellow?'
"You are devilish lucky; not a hui
man being saw you, or knows that
you were there. l don't believe they
gould ever prove that you went into
that saloon. The man was a stran-
ger and has no friends to make a row.
BY the way. what did you do with
your o%vercoat?"
Duke tried hard to think. then gave
II up anu lUlhtA hNlbANosAg a. aNAs
Il don't know. / can't remember
much until ] saw that man drop.
After that everything is clear enough.
Was It cold last night?"
cold enough for me to wear my
coat"
ooh, well. l may have checked it in
the hotel; maybe / left it at the sa.
loon. Look here, Joe. don't you worry
about me, old fellow" He stood up
and faced the other man. IT'S no.
body's fault but mine and I've been
thinking it all out. ! mixed up with
that crowd deliberately. and now
won't whine or lie about Il. But, Joe,
I want you to believe me. l did not
mean TO kill that poor devil; he was
too drunk to hurt me, ven il he did
have a fork in his hand-he couldn't
stand up. l came to town in a bad
temper, mad at everybody and every
thing-that's all there IS to II, Now
I'm going to give myself up and take
my medicine-it can't be worse than
what l took last night I tell you,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-01
A stranns Amnksnlnn.

Senator Bailey. OF Texas, In descrlb-
ing q terrific fight that he had once
seer on the streets OF New York. said
that the hubbub and confusion remind
ed him Of Al episode that happened
on a train.
"On a certain train. he said, "A
very large, muscular man fell asleep,
and annoyed all the passengers by
snoring Tremendously. A drummer,
carrying hair a lemon in his hand.
uptoed over TO a little boy who sat
behind the snorer.
son, said the drummer. 7 am a
doctor, and II that man doesn't stop
snoring he'll die Of apoplexy. Watch
your chance. and as soon as his
mouth opens a little wider. lean over
and squeeze this lcmoa into IT,
"Thc boy obeyed.