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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-06-01

Exactly illustration Repoduces the standard eylinderrecord
used the NEST expensive machines and send one Columbia
record with each phonoRaph Has ball crystal reproduce
point patent horn rest design and the
governor, springs and bearings the
mach This machine IL sold and licensed under the
patents Of the American Phonog Co You 90 not have 70 turn
handle to make this machine talk, sing play band selections
but simply wind the motor springs the machinery starts when
the start and the the speed accurately
adjusted This splendid iner ueniis whole entertainment bureau
itself absolutely the handsoest and valuable tall
machine which has offered and girls introduce
ing houhod s5sce We give free for selling only ~ pack
Of BLukK ct 10 cents package There u sheets IN each
packages sufficient amount for = ordinary wahngs and every
clothes TO wash BLUNR sells easily and quickly
talking machine described above Send your and
address We trust With Tho BLUINE and send premium
the same day that you return % received nom the sale q
goods. We guarantee all premiums atsaction Write
today. I'VE the old reliable rp who have given 100000
premiums IN the last years) address BLUINE MFG CO.
6f5Miu St., Concord Junction. MAsb
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
The Breach of Life.

Its significant fact that the strong
est animal of its size, the gorilla, also
has the largest lungs, Powerful lungs
means powerful creatures. How to
keep the breathing organs right should
be mans chiefest study. Like thou
sands of others, Mrs. Ora A. Stephens
of Port Williams, o. has learned how
to do this. She writes: "Three bottles
of DR.. Kings New Discovery stopped
my cough of two years and cured me o
what my friends thought consumption
o, its grand for throat and lung trou
bles." Guaranteed by w. j. Sedberry
druggist. Price 50c and 81. Trial bot
ties free.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
The Movement for Antif fraud Laws,

There is today, all over our
country. decided movement to-.
ward the enactment of laws that
will protect consumers against
substitution and adulteralion.
Many States now have very
stringent pure food laws, and ma.
tlonal pure food law is to go into
effect all over the United States on
January 1, 1907.
New York State has also law
prohibiting the stamping of cotton
os linen, and law compelling all
silver sold as sterling to be 925.
1000 fine
Other States have other laws
along the same lines,
North Dakota has taken the lead
in enacting law for the protection
of property owners against a very
common and serious kind of fraud
the selling of adulterated paint:
and paints containing ingredients
worthless or worse than worthless
The law passed by the North
Dakota Legislature compels al
makers of adulterated paints to la
bel their kegs with the exact in
gradients of their paints
Pure. white lead and linseed OF
is accepted as the standard paint
by the law makers, just as it is by
paint authorities everywhere.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Kindness.

1t is the gold of human life,
The spark of love divine.
Gods radiance within the soul,
Which from the eyes will shine:
The gem that glistens in the crown
OF Christ, the kindly one;
The diamond of human worth,
That all the world should own.
Jake I'll. Harrison,
I'm Home Advocate.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
LATHROP & GRAY'S
MARKET.
JEFFERSON, TEXAS.

A letter has just been received
in Montpelier, VT, which was
posted in Ireland 50 years ago
The letter has been in the dead
letter office at Washinton all the
time, and the party who sent the
letter has died and the addressee
has died, and her children have
grown up, married and raised fam.
lilies.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
An InsiduOus Danger

One of the worst features of kidney
trouble is that it is an insiduous disease
and before the victim realizes his dan
ger he may have fatal malady. Take
Foley's Kidney Cure at the first sign of
trouble as it corrects irregularities and
prevents Bright's disease and diabetes.
j. F. Grow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

At an international dressmaking
competition in London an Ameri-
can girl from the Caucasus won the
grand prize, having made an elab-
crate gown, unaided within twenty.
four hours
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Most disfguring skin eruptions, scrof-
ula, pimples, rashes, etc, are due to
impure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters is
a cleansing blood tonic. Makes you
clear-eyed. Drained, clear-skinned.
For sale by the j Grow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
How 10 Avoid Appendicitis

Most victims of appendicitis are those
who are habitually constiped. Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic
constipation by stimulating the liver
and bowels. Orino Laxative Fruit
Syrup does not pauseate or gripe and is,
mild and pleasant to take. Refuse SUBJ
stitute. j. F. Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

William John Roberts was sent
to prison for forgery in London the
other day. Once he was rich, but
his doctors told him he had but a
short time to live, and he squan-
dered his money. He recovered
and poverty lee him into crime.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Stop IL!

A neglected cough or cold may lead 10
serious bronchial or lung troubles.
Don't take chances when Foley's Honey
and Tar affords perfect security from
serious effects of cold. j. F. Grow
Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
"TO Cure A FelOnp

says Sam Kendall, of Phillipsburg,
Kan, lust cover it over with Buck
lens Arnica Salve and the salve will do
the rest" Quickest cure for burns,
boils, sores scalds, wounds, piles. ecze-
ma. salt rheum, chapped hands, sore
feet and sore eyes. Only 25c at w. j
Sedberry's drug store. Guaranteed.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

When two strong men come to blows
even if they are we'll matched, it is not
a pleasing sight, but if the man who
gets the worst of it will use DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, he will look better
and feel better in short order. Be sure
you get EeWitt's, Good for everything
a salve is used for, including piles
Sold by J. F. Grow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

The South has starved lands,
some of which have not been fed
for twenty-five or fifty years. A
long time between meals, truly.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

When a man says II will"
something may be done, but when
a woman says Il will" something
has got to be done
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou.
bles and Bright's Disease, which Is the worst
form oil kidney trouble.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Ro0t is not rec
ommendcdfor everything but IT, you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble 1t will be found
just the remedy you need. lthas beentested
in so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur-
chase relief and has proved so successful in
every case that special arrangement has
been made by which all readers of this paper
who have not already tried it, may have a
sample bottle sent free by mail, also book
telling more about Swamp-Root and how TO
find out t you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and fHES
send your address to !! :,:EsE:::sss
pr. Kline, & Co. Bing, :!S!Esjii3
regular fifty cent and Home of swamp-Root
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
Don't make any mistake, but remeln-
Der the name, Swamp Root. DIR. Kill
mer's Swmap-R Root, and the address
Binghamton. N. Y. on every bottle.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Even the man who expects the
unexpected is apt to BIZ surprised
when it happens.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

In these days of rush and hurry cour-
tesy is often forgotten. In the mad,
pell NELL rush of our life little things
are done to offend that we rather re-
NAMED undone. A hastily eaten meal
and it's resultant headache may cause
ms social or financial, loss. The. wise
little ills of this sort by little dose of
Kodol for Dyspepsia. 1t digests what
you eat and puts your stomach back
into shape. Sold by The j. F. Grow
Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

cures made by Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy,
1t is the great medi-
cal triumph Of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years Of
scientific research by
DR.. Kilmer, the emil
nent kidney and blad-
der specialist. and Is
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
A Lesson In Health.

Healthy kidneys filter the impurities
from the blood, and unless they do this
good health is impossible. Foley's
Kidney Cure makes sound kidneys and
will positively cure all forms of kidney
and bladder disease. 1t strengthens
the whole system. j, f. Crow Drug Co
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

A trip abroad is nice thing to
brag about, but the real enjoyment
of it is getting home to good things
to eat
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
75SSsSsssssSsssssssSsA
[ ". c. I. j. COLUMN. )
? Edited BY MRS. n. A. sENsrieLo.

The w. G. T. U. will meet at
the Presbyterian Church Thursday
Sept 18th, at 400 p. m. Prayer
meeting half past four.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Unless mans sense of humor
is on vacation. he never takes a
woman seriously.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Some women work for their hus-
bands while some others work
them.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

When a man borrows trouble he
puts up his peace of mind as col
lateral.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

A man who plays crok ed politics
would play crooked business if he
were not afraid of the sheriff.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Marrying an heiress is often as
unsatisfactory as any other get
rich. quick scheme.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Every knock one man gives an
other is intended as a boost for
himself.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Women use calling cards in
playing the social game.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

The value of the service does
not consist in what is done, but in
the state of heart with which it is
done.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

There are good many noughts
in the sum total of the worlds ir-
habitants,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Every man who knows himself
knows how selfish other men are,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
TEMPERANCE FOLKS BUSY THE
WORLD AROUND.


Another international conference to
deal with the question of native races
and the liquor traffic will be held in
Brussels during the coming summer.
There are now 3S reformed Public
House frost Companies" in the United
Kingdom. These companies control.
according to the Central Associations
report, 206 saloons. Eleven of these
companies have reached dividend
paying basis, and the others are trying
to.
A few weeks ago conference was
held n Dublin, made up of the chiefs
and representatives of the various Irish
labor unions. to arrange for participa-
ton in the coming anniversary of the
Father Mathew crusade, which demon
stration will be held next October.
Rev. J. @ A. Henry, formerly super
intendent of the Anti.Saloon League
of New York. has returned from five
years. campaign in England. In that
time he has conducted $50 different
missions, addressed 100000 people
and secured signers to 100 600 total alb
stinence pledges.
AT the recent annual meeting of the
Anglo-Indian Temperance Association,
it was shown in the report of Secretary
Grub that the drink shops of India
had increased from t1S,472 in 1908 to
t20, S75 in 1904, an increase of 2,403 in
one year, This is the way British Ii.
cense policy settled" the drink ones
ton in India.
Forty-nine congressman from the
Southern states joined in a petition to
the Judiciary Committee of the House
asking the committee to report to the
House favorably the Littlefeld bill
which proposes to amend the Interstate
Commerce law in such way that il
cannot be used as shelter for blind
tiger keepers who sell whiskey in orig
ina packages in prohibition states anC
/ prohibition territory in local option
states, The petitioners urge that prac
tically abe solid South is in favor o
this legislation for their protection
They insist that the prohibition law,
of the states should not be nullified b.
! act of Congress and urge the Judiciar,
Committee to report the bill 80 that i
can be voted upon.--The CHAMBERLAIN
Presbyterian.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
DO You GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK z
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers Is sure TO know Of the wonderful
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
For Over Sixty Years

Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over 60 years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething, with perfect
allays all pain; cures wind colo, and is the best
remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor
IN every part Of the World twenty cents
a Bottle. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow' s
Soothing Syrup and take 10 other kind.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

And as rule worthless people
have the best dispositions.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
a Complete Breakdown.
Seeing the MISUNDERSTANDING %

Seeing the overwhelming popu.
larity of the Byrne Simplified
Shorthand and Practical Book.
keeping. few of our would-be
competitors, using some of the old
mossback systems have yelled
themselves hoarse about what
can't be done with the Byrne; but
are as silent as the tomb about
what can be done with the old sys.
TENS they teach. To all of these
we have made for the past two
years ana still max. the following
standing offer which they have alb.
so.utely declined to accept. They
to select 1--WE students from their
school who have not studied any
system of shorthand more than five
months, and we will select an
equal number of Byrne writer's
from our school who have not
studied any system more than
three months; they to select one
Judge; we select one; these to select
third; these judges to test the
speed and accuracy Of their stu
dents and ours in new and unfam.
liar matter, court reporting, legal
briefs, and business letters, five
consecutive minutes on each class
of matter.
If their students make better
record than ours, we pay all the
expenses of the contest; if our stu.
dents make better record than
theirs, they pay all expenses O.
the contest. The fact that theil
students have two months more
preparation than ours is not to be
considered In the contest.
Since the other schools have ad
mitted that we can give a better
course in two months less time
than they, and since we secure
good positions free of charge fol
every graduate, would it not b.
complimentary to your good judg
ment to make, your arrangeme nt'
to enter the Tyler Commercial
College, of Tyler, Texas, at the
earliest possible date? Large, il
lustrated catalogue free for thu
asking
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Food for thought is often sup
piled by one's inability to obtain
enough of the other kind
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

What the surgeons make on the
18th of July the insurance com.
panies lose.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

When a fine ruby is found in
Burmah procession of elephants,
grandees and soldiers escort it to
the Kings palace.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

The only right way to eat
watermelon is to thrust your face
squarely in the melons heart.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

The carat used id estimating the
weight of gems is grain of wheat
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
Sour
Stomach

No appetite, loss OF strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath,
general debility, sour risings, and catarrh
Of the stomach are all due TO indigestion.
Kodol cures indigestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices Of diges-
ton as they exist in a healthy stomach.
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol Dys-
pepsla Cure does not only cure indigestion
and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
cures all stomach troubles by cleansing,
purifying, sweetening and Strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr.. S. S. Ball. Of Rayenswood, W. Va. ssys:--
was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years.
for baby"
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only. ST.. 90 Size holding 2H times the trial
size. which sells for so cents.
Prepared by e. o. Dewitt & oo.s CHICAGO
Sold by The J. F. Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Pessimists and optimists are
their own reward.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
FOLEYSHONEYAS6TAR
Cures Colds; Prevents Pneumonia

A woman doesn't thoroughly en-
Joy anything she can't cry over.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them. Doan's
Ointment cure itching, bleeding or
protruding piles after years of suffering
At The II. Grow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-09-08
A ROYAL. STEAK

Fit for King, but to grace the table
of a free and independent American,
A fair sample of the luicous meats sold
by Lathrop & Gray's Market, where all
that is good, superior, tender and juicy
in beef, lamb, mutton and veal is
awaiting your orders.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1906-02-22

In the far cast language has always
been more florid ana ambiguous than
in the west The king OF Ava, in Bur
ma, called himself the regulator OF the
seasons, the absolute master of the ebb
and flow of the sea, brother of the sun
ana lord Of the -four and twenty UNI
brelms' The king of Arracan. lower
Burma, was ''rossessor Of the white
elephant and the two earrings as well
as lord of the twelve kings who
placed their heads under his feet" In
the Nf0zmhiaue. Zambpzi region of AZ
RIGA the king OF Monomtopa was not
only lord of the sun and moon, but
great magician and great thief"
Another eastern potcntate was the
sovereign of the universe. whose body
is as luminous as the sun, created to he
as accomplished rs the moon IN her
plenitude: King as spiritual rs the bah
IS round" OF the ruler Of kandahar
"a was said that his fame exceeds the
moon and stars and the uneXpanded
Jasmine buds" and that his feet are
rs fragrant 60 the noses Of other soyer.
eigns as flowers to bees
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1906-02-22

p Downey and wife We're present from
the southeast part of the town. In the
evening the young people ''tripped the
light fantastic" until the ''wee sma''
hours.
John Falklum, an old settler of this
section, died Sunday evening, Feb. 18th,
aged about so years. He was veteran
of the Civil War and member of the
G. A. R.
ALE Ivey of Raymond, Neb., is here
for a visit with Grandma Ivey and Other
relatives.
We have Just learned that Frederick
Duncan, former resident of Jonesdale,
died in California December 5, aged
about so years. He was buried at Ryan,
Iowa.
There are many cases of measles in
town at present, and some of them are
quite severe.
Miss Ellen Short, daughter of the
late Mr.. and Mrs. T. Short of Brigham,
and Thos. Callahan, Jr., son of Mr. and
Mrs. T, Callahan of this town, were
married at st. Patrick's church Tues
day morning, Feb. Is, 1906, by Rev.
Rosen.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1906-02-22
N. MINIS Biz Sale,
4o3 Mitchell ST., milwaukee
Col f. Il. Davisson, auctioneer.

Having rented my farm will sell at
auction on the premises, two miles
south of Edmund and two miles north
east of Linden, on Wednesday, Feb. 2S,
the following described property:
II HORSES matched team of black
geldings coming three years old, q bred
Norman, weight $500; black gelding
coming four, 1860, sorrel gelding com.
ing four, 1850; black mare six years
old, 1900; sorrel driving mare twelve
years Old bred to Westwood; extra
driving mare coming eight brown mare
coming four, two-year-old mare 1900 lbs
and three cheap workers.
90 CATTLE 30 milk cows, % steers
coming two, 2 three-year old heifers
2 grass cows. stays coming three, anc
a pure bred Holstein bull.
80 breeding ewes, 30 shoats.
A complete outfit of farm machinery
practically new; wagons, buggies, har
ness, etc. Some feed
Terms one year, per cent.
II. MILLS.
T. A. Bishop, auctioneer
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1906-02-22
HOLLANDALE AND VICINITY

From the Review,
Two carloads of cheese were shipped
ttom this station Tuesday.
Compton & Holland shipped a car
toad of horses from this station Satur-
day.
B. Holland has leased his farm to d.
Stauilacher of Brodhead for term of
three years.
The Hollandale band went to VALID,
wick Saturday night and gave their
concert as advertised
A very larga crowd was out to the
dance Friday night, numbers being
present from the surrounding towns and
villages, The attraction was the music,
furnished by the Dubuque Harp Orches-
ira, but good judges declare that loca
talent can produce better article thar
the imported variety.
Pat Smith Of Brigham and Altar
F-unler Of Ridreway went to Chicago
Tuesday with two cars Of cattle one q
i2adraised by I'D Brunker and Mir. Smith
the other load fed 10y Robert Theo
bald The latter load is said to hav,
been the best car of cattle ever shippe,
over this branch of railroad
Mrs. D. O. Williams and daughter
visited in Mineral Point a few days las
week, guests Of her parents, VIM. Me
Neil and wife
The patrons of the Colrey cheese fac
tory Waldwick held their annual meet
ing last Tuesday evening They incor
porated and named the factory tn,
"Side Hin Cheese Factory, hy which
rame il viii be known hereafter.
Tuesday last week, d. 5, Walsh
Naldwick, entertained number o. rel
alive and friends at turkey dinner
ii the new house DE has justeomgieted
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1906-02-22
Blood Stnins.

TO the present day the superstition
is rife that blood stains cannot be
washed out During the French revo-
luton eighty priests were massacred
in the Carmelite chapel at Paris, and
the stains. so called, OF their blood are
pointed out today.
Sir Walter Scott. in his Tales OF ii
Grandfather" declares that the blood
stains of David Ri2zio. the Italian pri-
vate secretary Of Mary, queen of Scots,
who was stabbed at Holyrood palace
by certain Protestant leaders of her
court, aided by her husband, Darnley,
are still 10 be seen
In Lancashire the natives show q
stone called the Bloody stone" which
was so marked to show heavens dis
pleasure at some of Cromwells sol
diers atrocities at Gallows Croft. In
Macbeth. act ). scene |, Shakespeare
alludcs to the idea, Yet here's Il spot"
The truth is, blood cannot be easily
expunged In the first place, if that
II a murdered person, it Is not attempt
ed In the next place. blood contains
oxide of iron. which sinks deep into the
fiber Of wood and proves indeliblc to
ordinary washing Thus it is true that
stones OF porous nature and wood
not OF the hardest kind are susceptible
to the stain of blood produced by the
oxide of iron which the blood cor
talns. But the blood of a pig is as
good as that Of murdered man
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