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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

Do the right thing if you have Nasal
Catarrh. Get Ely's Cream Balm at once
Don't touch the catarrh powders and
snuffs. for they contain cocaine Ely's
Cream Balm releases the secretions tina.
inhame the nasal passages and the throat.
whereas common remedies" made with
m ercury merely drive them ont and leave
you no better than you were. In word
Ely's Cream Balm is real cure, not a
delusion. All druggists, SOC, or mailed by
Ely Bros, Sc Warren Street, New York.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23
No salute For a Dirty Prince.

The crown prince of Germany had
as a child a great dislike of being
washed The emperor tried various
means to cure him, and he at last hit
on the right one. The young prince
came running to him one day in a
great rage, saying the sentry had not
saluted him as he passed.
ITO be sure" said the emperor. 81
gave orders they were not to salute a
dirty prince. but only a clean one"
The child's pride was hurt. and he took
to the bath.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

But If she makes all her own dresses
l should think she'd be a good wife
for you. 1t shows she's Industrious
and sensible"
Not for me, thank you. 1t simply
shows how poor her father must be-
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

Professor Wilhelm Wundt, the ia
nous German psychologist. tells of
teaching a dog to jump over stick.
One day the professor commanded his
dog to jump, but held out no stick
At first the dog seemed surprised, and
on repeated ordering to jump he bark
ed. At last he sprang into the air and
barked very vigorously, as if to com
plain of the absurd and ridiculous com
mand TO jump when no stick was held
out.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

young gentleman with an unmu-
steal voice insisted upon singing at a
social gathering.
What does he call thaty' inquired
a Disguised guest
"'The Tempest 1 think" answered
another
Don't be alarmed" said an old sea
captain present. That's no tempest.
1t is only a squall and will soon be
over"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23
Hit 1t.

you can't guess what sister said
about you just before you came in. Mr..
Highcollar," said little Johnnie.
81 haven't an idea In the world, John
ME-"
That's 1t. You guessed 1t the very
first time
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23
Sarcasm.

Greene Whom are your children said
to take after, Mr. Enpeck? Enpeck
with mental reservation)-The youn-
ger. with sweet smile and angelic
temper, takes after his mother. The
elder, that cross eyed young viper,
takes after me, I'm informed-London
Fun
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

There is but one good wife in this
town." said clergyman in the course
Of his sermon-the congregation looked
expectant-"and every married mar
thinks he's got her." added the minis
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23
He Must Have Haa Fnith.

The church was packed, even the
aisles lined with chairs. Just before
the benediction the thoughtful clergy
man, who loved order as he did the
gospel, thus admonished his hearers:
I'm passing out please remain seated
until the ushers have removed the
chairs from the aisles."- Lippincott
Magazine.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

Gladys-Mamma can't see anybody
today. She's upstairs with the new
baby. You see. they sent her a girl
when she'd ordered boy, an she's so
disappointed she's sick.-Puck.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23
Talking Him Down.

"Crittick was pleased to say that my
play had few equals as a bit Of real
ISM" remarked young De Ritter.
HE said even more than that" said
Pepprey.
'Indeed?"
Eyes" he added. "and positively no
interiors. Exchange.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

An Englishman tells the story of a
boy who saw an exceedingly bowleg-
ged man standing in front of hot Are.
Finally he could restrain himself no
longer and said, "Hey, mister, you'd
better get away from there; you'se
xuorYfr,,
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

Tell women her face Is her fortune
and she is complimented. Hint to a
man that his cheek is his most valu-
able asset and he is likely to get mad.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

Man often feels himself independent
of all the earth, but let the sunshine
and rain fail for little while and he
realizes how meanly dependent he b.--
Salisbury Democrat
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23
A Brick

Knicker-Which side of the house
does the baby resemble? Bocker-The
outside. Don't you see how red he is?
-Harper's Bazaar.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

The men who go through life with
chips on their shoulders always avoid
meeting the right man. - New York
. News.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-10-23

He who reads only what pleasss new
er grows very learned.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-05
ACUlNALDO WHEN AT HOME
Els Influence with the Better Glass
of His Countrymen Beyond
Question.

The influence which the discredited
Filipino leader, A~guinaldo, still pos
sesces even with lie upper class Of his
countrymen is as undoubted as it is sur
prising, relates Century. The Filipinos
present were all his superiors in educa-
ton, and probably most of them<were
also his superiors in affairs. as the Nest
ern world understands it. Several ofNAe
company had at various times been hia
advisers, had devised for him his policy,
and had executed. his official acts. They
had been behind the scenes and under
stood the causes fofh rise and fall.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-05

knew him as he really was; yet all OF
them manifested a Difference. as if for
the mythical personality which the pop
ulace and peasantry still credit.
Gravely and quietly Aguinaldo &C
knowledged his reception. He spoke
slowly and g~uardedly in a soft voice,
more the thin, high-pitched voice of a
child than of a man. He said little, but
his manner were gentle and, with his
old friends, affectionate. The first i'm
preston which he created was a pleas
ant and dignided one, save for the ex-
preston of cautious cunning in his eyes,
and for the lines CT the mouth. which
showed q habit of exaggerated repres-
sion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-05
Japs Leaving.

The better class of Japanese who
have been living in California are
going home in large numbers. They
think there is more chance to make
money in Korea and Manchuria.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-05
Ever See HimP

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is a fas'
tidious man?
PA fastidious my son, IS oce
who combs his own hair IN a barper
shep.--Chicago Daily News
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-05
uis and His Alcne

Poet-This, sir, is the only poem
aver wrete,
Editor-Well, chee1 up.
going to take it y fr91
Stra! storief.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-05
London Child Mortality

In 1904 one out of every seven Lon.
don children under the age of 70
months died.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-05

This is a Special Sale ppfm more than r usual Importance to YOU; Stocks must be
money than the goods The time has come for a radical clearance. and at these cut
Our Clothing, Mems Furnishings, Hats and Shoes are always. the biggest values
Don't let any Of these grand offerings escape you notice.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Der Gentor.

Der Sentor.
Gin RubeI 4ffsn aos bur1 5slb uno
WuIb
unb matts frob bel einem 9arte1
bait.
Gs mar i'm 9erbft. bic Spnns Itisn 70
tparm,
DER pfIanaer idIisf, unb einiam lag
bic 5arm.
Die Ibsre faben reife Mepfel baneeu,
limb pbns piel 8ebentsn. pbne 8ansen
GrtIommsn lie bic fruhtbelab'nea
Ieite,
gu laben iid als unsebet'ne @Gte.
Ser Senior nur Der eauseH Mffens
I6ar
gr{parte Iih bic Mibe unb @efabr;
Ct bodts, an ben Stamm seIsbnt. in
Stub
limb fab Der tOuen Saso Der Sunsen
gu.
Die absr 1taunten iiber bas 0erbalten
Oes unperitanb'nen, fonberbarsn I!s
ten.
Wie Idien er fsis unb faul; in frtfem
Spotte,
@erbDbnte i'm barum bic tpiloe Rotts.
Dod tpGbrenb ale lie bon Mit au Mf
Sid f6pangen unb ben Baum burb
ibre 2ait
GrIhiitterten = benor ie nod am
3itl,
Gin 9aufe @epfsI Fdon our Grbe fiel.
Der Mlte frab unb fraB NIT llrbebes
gen
lInb lieB Ii6 3eit benz junsen Dad 81
iagen:
Gu6 Spotter lenfte blob Der 2rieb
mad Rabruns,
Mi6 absr aud bic &lusbeit Der grfaks
rung.
Die eepiifenbafte Sauss
frau.
Dame: .Womit foG i'd benn metre
@olbfifdt fiittern9"
SAMPLER: .Mit 4meiiensiern."
Dame: rWeid ober bart sstodt9"
IbeebIibt.
gllter 9ed: LIMB slauben sic, mein
5rdulein, baB Elm iunses Wdb4en Ell
men dlteren 9errn nitt nod lisbcn
fann9"
Dame: .Marum nidt2 Sd lieb
aud einen alien Serrn!"
2lter @ed: .Mer 1T Der @lidlides"
9ams: nMein reider Ontel."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
@efd a perirruna.

9onte: .Nein, sinen GeTdmad bait
Du. Rinb; Is lit bic b0dfte 3sit s.ipes
fen, bab id Did befudt babe! 3uerft
fauf}t Ou Dir einmaI sinen aneercn
6ut, cine anbere 8luIe inb anbere
Stiefel ~. uHo bann infen mir eli
men anberen BrGutigam fit Dib aus!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
y 1 d t 9.

Ilte Sunefer gum 8ermittler):
Der 9err, ipeldem Sic mid eben bots
itellen pollen, bat ia buntle Musens
slGfer. pirb er bic benn nidt berunterz
nebmen9"
@ermittler: vHein! Sd slaufe es
1T ioear 10 beiler."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
9eniihte 8 eleaenbeit.

8enibte @elesen6eit. 2
Student: so, 9u bift bieien Spms
mer bicrbsr pcr1cbt tporben 2"
Onfel (8abnbeamter) a: nSd, our
Musbilft !"
STUDENT: .Oas pabt ii4 gut. Va
iannit Du piellsiht audi mir ~ausbelfen
unb apar nit fiinfaig Wart
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Sat eoerbIiitb {.

prpfeiIor (portrasenb): ~Meine
Serren, Mostau mar bic Stabt in
&ublanb, bic bic Gaitanien ber Greis
belt bon NapoIeon aus benz 5eusr se'
bolt bait"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
e II m m Of.

Jamilienpater (eiu 9ittidreiben al
einen %permosenbsn 9erpanoten abb
Idliebenb): nWir bitten TIN Sbr fers
nsrss Mpblpollen unb Sbs fcrneres al
tes 9etpdnb."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Mb.ancement

9otelier:4 Dieie ,bsitere Gpliobe lit
Dem 9.rrn Sberforlt.r nit Seinsr
Maieitat benz RaiIer paiirt."
Srsmber: BOD Ieiner friiberen
@erfiheruns. 5ih mar o ca. 10 Sab
rem gu 8efuh bier, betraf bic @sihidie
ben Siirfteh bes Nafbarftaates."
Sotelier: Sra, ba bat er fid tben
inslpiihen in bic 9Obe selosen!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Il Oh /.

Hnferrt6 tef.
parpenii (auf einem Rbsinbampfer):
,Sie, 9err Nahbar, mat is benin BET
firm ouer Sburm9"
rDas TT Der fasenumtpobsne Mdus
ietburm!"
parpeniissattin: r4b. ba ipislt pobl
bic @eIdidte pom Rattenfdnscr bon
6ammlett?"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
SD bemerte, 4me.ie. baB bic Saa
men Did nit 70 neibifden gliden an.
i4auen. 9e3i.bt iib has nun auf mid
ober uuf Define neus Soilette9"
S m @ef6i9 n.

sprefefor: s5rduiein. ipas piHen.
Sic Widtises aug Der eriten 9dlfte bes
adtSebnten Sa%brbunoerts?"
8onbibdtth: .nOamals mar Der
Reifrod in Der Mobe!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
& noe b.


.Id ia! llnb ob es berrlid ipur
Wsib. Spiel. @eIaug unb Reben!
Dpd feb, lhon lid)tet iit mein 9aar
Dom uniolioen 2eben!"
go plaubern lie in raidem 2auf
@pn ibren rSntereFen."
Der tleins 9ans bordt Iaufdeno aui.
Man bat i'm ldnsit persefsn.
@s tommt 8eIua: Serr9duptmann 8.
@r fibret an Der 2eine
Gin Sunoepieb. Man nennt es pnett',
Weil's eben grab bas Seine.
nSdOn!" Iast or, .tpsnn er nu- niAt
bnart.
S6 piirbe mas orllR ae6en." -
%, Iast &lein : Sans udd) &inbers
art,
mgr muB iolibs le6en!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Dor Der 80 II Il E.

WUT Uer Us ut Il.
.Jreileinden, ieben sic mir oo9
NAL Elm paar Saueride."
.Ginen 4usenblid. mein 9err, sic
miiHsn erit mod etpas Sieben."
,Hanu! Die baben als @dule ibr
2ebtas bod idon senug sieben mill
fen !"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
m alttios Z.

@irtb: nOenlsn Git Iid alr: bic
&abe bonn Hahbar Eat mir aus Der
pfanne cinen gansen 9aien sebolt."
SAT-: Isle lpiG oermutbli4 ibrem
IeIissn Gatten Elm sbrli6 gegrdbnib
oerIhaffen."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
. NJ m a.

Srau: nSeppl. nenn mi bod, tpenn
mir i'm &rus iinb nit INNER bel
@bebdlft!"
Mann: sou / bi pieleidt mel
@besanS 81 nennen9"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
e n Der & il d. {.

n4ber, liebes Weibden, mas
mafft Ou benn ba nit benz &ohlDffeR
limb biefe Steluns!"
sd bah nur probirt, OBJ i4 bic
aisfquarten nod 10 gut berausfansen
lam. tpie friiber!!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Q orfi9t ia.

Worfidtig.
Banter Ger cine idon libIa an.
eeiabrte Todter, bic nod isbis 1T. bat.
bor elmer 1dfeI' gum Di.net): limb
Sobann, rifteH sic bic IafeI 70 Gin,
bab msine 1odter nidt ruisber brett
anter cine eIettriide @Iihlampe 3u
fibsn tommtE
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Sn Der 81 aae E.

49,
Mlte Sunsfer (auf benz Bale au ei>
mem 9srrn): rNh, feben Sic nur. pie
tod unb iibermiitbis iid meiue Sdtpcs
iter benimmt!"
nGaHen sic fie bod sebn, Sic ipds
rem ia. aud sinmal iuns!"
3tpedIos.
,@wb bod benz armen, blinben
Wannc etpas, Siibor !"
.gDoSu +? Gr iiett ia bod ni4t, tDer
ibm mas siebt !"
GebanfenfpIitter.
Wenn man b~eutautase bon Der sros
b.n 3abl Der Gbeideibnusen left.
iommt man gu Der Mnfidt. bab Der mos
b.rne Gbetries msiit nit RobrsRids
laufssIdiben sefiibrt fpirb.
GIoffe.
.grobcr llnfus!!" iast ftrens als tpirs
bigger Mi4ter i'm Mmt er.
Mas Elm Gauoium emit frrb als Stuz
bent eenannt er.
Mus Sahen.
g IT. nit Der aisb' pie nit Der Stunt:
Der Gene ia d 0irbuos,
Ser andre bleibt fei Qdben lang
Ne bummer Diuebante BLOB!
La
20 a +.
Wsr senau bic Welt betrahtet,
Siebt es tpobl nit alarbsit:
Mnes tpar fdon einmal Wobe,
Nur nod ME bi. Wabrbeit!"
&efferion.
Titncr: sd benfe INNER, meins
Serrfdoft bos muB iuns.r Mbel iein--
bic baben nod @elo.
Bon Der Sdmiere. - 9ar-
c1rf1~. /SoS (I...- ON fo -
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
MusfIuht.

g~ersfabrer: .Das lit Der @rotts
berg, redts oabpn Die Grampen'pibe
uno bort lit Der bobe Moninesr."
aouriit: limb ME b.ibt isnsr Berg
tprt2"
g~ersfibrer: Der itebt BLOB iOnfi
q 10 bal"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30

Sur perls iast Die 4dgtofief,
@ls Iie i'm Soutros traIen lid:
rDu iiebit = Sein @tpls loirb nun
eoa) Heir -
Den SGlen tpirft ina ror audi midi.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
gisbermeicrs Oant

giebermetcrs Oanf
fur Elm inn bon i.insr 9rdut geitidtss
HlbetiIien.
QaB fir oas &iNen Did tiifen, =
Wero' i'd nun miiIea Did miihen.
SoGen Die OIuHen mir eisneR
BIS gu Der Sdonen aIs SAieusn.
Wd. nit Sem Garue 10 aerre
StidIt fir bic Sticne Ou Stsrne,
Sur meme S6iGfe gum S6laI..
60 itsbt's i'm Sriefs. gu grap:.
Gtet5 pirb 9ehenten Oir bdnten,
Nie iuiro nun trGnten ben Rranteu
Iuh muir Elm 0ran bon WigrInc
9eu rinnl ipie Sbran meine 1brdne!
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
gis sum Srid d.

Sn pctterbunteln 5dsell.
8erfebmt bonn SonnsnSIalt.
!9ait Du bic Idlpsre 2ais
Ses Seins mi! Mi, Seircgtn.
Run lddelnb uns Der Morsen
8esliidt burh 5roit unb Reif,
Sch ih i'm Griibrotbiireif
8ertauten unfere Soracn.
limb lpie iie langIam ihtoinoen
Sn I%onnenbener Jluht,
pa bab' ih Did seiuAt.
limb tonnte Did niht finben.
6at Did an MIDI aebunben
9as bittre 2eib dfIein
limb piait nidt 9liidlid iein.
90 i9 oas Slid %sciuuocn ~.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
2tRt Rettuna.

Nlte Sunsfer: .9ier Nnh' %5tpans;s
pfennise. frasen Sie, OF Elm poitlls
.sernber Brief ba IT,"
Dienitmann: nllnter tpeldergbiffie?"
alt. Sunsfer; AID, bas 1T ia gang
,gleid."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
U2 {.

Spnntassreiter: nMDdteit 0u MIDI
II Vt einmal auf einem Spasirritte
photodrapbiren9"
Mmateurpbotosrapb: .Sn toelder
poie - laufenb. itebenb ober liesenb2"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
9 il b.

.SSbr better Srsunb 1T nit Sbr.r
Satin our6sebrannt2 -. 9as BIZ
triibt Sic tppbl iebr9"
.Nlcroings - tpirb Der bod nun
mein Sphfeinb ....!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
sc r

/ Sel 3 T.
o.: .Wie idon pd,e br6 bes Sc
Ben, ipenn bic perflirten Sduloen
nitt ba Iein piirben. Man bari gar
niht baran benten."
g.: sd bente audi gar ni6t baz
ran, aber meine 8lGubi9er um 10
mebr."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
Sumor bcs Mnstanbes.

5umpr bcs Nrstanbes.
Sobtit: Ter tueftfdliit. 5rieo.n
tpurbe 154S scidloftn."
prof.Hor: rGntiduloissn 9obeit.
bab ts 100 Sabre Ipa!sr ioor."
.gaanu, S.panOpitid, Tu Daft Dir
ia san5 bas Musicben bonn P%etersbur'
ger Stabtbaaptmann sescheu!%
,Satpobl; bafiir bctolnme id BON
ibm pro Sag 5ebn Rubel!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30

Ooppelte 8erebamfeit.
90 fart bes Weibes 3unse
4u9 immerbar i'm S9punge,
Die Mugen nod gu Silfe nimmt
8eim Heben ieoe Trau beItimmt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
gtne aenntrin.

= rStaiiben Sie benn aud NAL
mein MutIer. portdt ab. Minha?"
= .y1ee.. snd' Serr. bas fitbt 10 am
natiirlihften aus!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30

ood) geraoe5u abitinen5ler iino 2"
~ ga, aber ih bobe flint Sobne
olf DER llniperiit1t!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30

JSrf., HrifI, ti,i i'm Molb einen
DreborsdipisIer. Ser f!tibig barauf
losfpieIt): .No, J.anS. bier bort Did
bod tsin Wsnld! Mas .reibIt oenn
eisentlihg"
DreborgcIfp;.lsr: Gin neues Stiid
einiiben thu ih, Carr N0,f.sr!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30

YdHe snr Geiie ms Nnslano BE.
iorst 6. @aine, Nr. 413. Di.1alti.
morr-S trafe, nabe Gsitnm9ouie.Ase.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30
3nedtos.

.@Rb bod benz armen, blinben
Mannc ettpas. Siibor !"
.WoSu /? Gr iiett ia bod nidt, tper
ibm mas siebt !"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1906-11-30

Heflerion.
Titncr: sd benfe INNER, msins
5erri4oft bds mub iunser Abel itin--
bic baben nod @elo.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-04-26

Something with q Name That Should
Render 1t Deadly to Anything
on Earth.

"Chlorohydrate of Dimethylamino-
benzolypentanol." Such. says the
London Mail, is the awe inspiring title
of the latest anesthetic. In order not
to nnduly alarm his patients, DR.. Four
neau, its French d%iscoverer, has re-
named it "Stovaine.'
1t is injected into the spinal fluid.
and within five minutes produces com.
plcte anes,hesia in the body below the
point %: injection. The patient. how
ever. does not lose consciousness. It's
effects last for an hour and "a half, and
no unpleasant results have yet been
observed though it has been tried for
some time in more than one Paris
hospital.
English doctors are reluctant to eX-
pertinent with II. Once o have in
jocted our 'Stovaine' into the spine"
said a prominent +. II. c. s. recently.
you have no more control over It..
but with gaseous anesthetics ii is pos
slble - stop the administration before
the danger point is reached. AS the
quantity needed of n nnesthetic
varies with the individual patient. the
Importance of this control may be easily
realized.
I'm addition. there is always dan
ger of septic poisoning in hypodcrmic
injections. and in this form OF injec-
tion~,into the spinal fluid-the conse-
quences would be most disastrous"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-04-26
BIGGEST GREEN TURTLE.
Mammoth Specimen from Florida Ac.
quired by New York
Aquarium.

The Aquarium has now on exhibit
tion the biggest green turtle ever
shown here. reports the New York Sun
of recent date. II was captured on the
Atlantic coast of Florida. weighs 3l3
pounds and measures three and one-
hall feet in length on its top she'll. 1t
Is somewhere between four and a half
aE' ..o feet In length from Tip to tip.
from It's leak to the end of It's tail.
Green turtles have been known to
exceed In weight a thousand pounds,
ard to measure In length as much as
seven or eight feet. but this ono at the
Aquarium Is nevertheless a big green
turtle.
II has already begun feeding. eating
ulva or sea lettuce. and eel grass. Eel
grass is what they feed captured green
tWtes ON while holding them for
SLAUGHTER at the canning places. There
the held such turtles in corrala, or
staked Enclosures in the water, not to
tie killed in that tropical or sub-trop-
teal climate until needed. At low tide
men 90 In Hat bottomed boats to the
localities where the eel grass is found
and with scythes NOW a BOAT load.
which Is tossed over into the corral for
the turtles to feed upon.
The big new green turtle will be
found ct the Aquarium in the pool for
merly occupied by the sea cows. which
came from the same part of the world.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-04-26
WAS ON HIS DOOR.
And It Seemed ia Conuadict the Con-
tractors Lifts Sermon
On Success.

Lincoln Steffens. the author OF The
Shame of the Cities was talking
about q Pittsburg contractor who
thrives more through political influ-
ence than through business ability, re
lates an exchange.
Il heard something about this man
the other day Ne said. that may or
may not he true. Ii 1t isn't true, it
should be. for it is certainly appro-
pirate.
"A young man called on the oon-
tractor and asked for Il job. The con
tractor wouldn't give him a job, for he
had voted thl wrong way in the last
election. He read him a lecture.
though. on his poor success told him
it was a shame. at his age. to be out
of work. and so forth-and then wound
up impressivcly:
"'My boy. the door TO every success
full business is labeled PUSH
"The young man assumed o puzzled
look,
"'But your business is fairly sue
~cessful. isn't it?' he asked.
Eyes. fairly So said the contractor.
Why do you ask?
"'Becausc.' said the young man, u
noticed that your door Is labeled
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-04-26
BUSINESS VALUE or wHlMs
heap Trinkets Aid the Sale Of Dry
Goods to the Women
of India,

The commercial world Of the United
States has paid almost no attention
TO the peculiar want Of the Latin.
American. Oceanic and oriental peo-
pies. says y writer in the Booklover's
Magazine.
MOI long ago. for example. an Amer
lean company tried to sell a cargo
vi heating stoves in Para, Brazil. Para
is just . little more than one degree
south Of the equator.
The women Oh India like to get their
cotton gcC.s done UP in paper boxes,
each containing in addition q few
pieces OF lolorei glass and a gilt box.
These trinkets are practically worth
less. and their cost to the manufac-
turers is in-nltesimal. But the sturdy
British dealer will not descend to
further this trade by the inclusion of
such absurd sewgaws: and as Amer
lean manufacturers have never given
the matter a thought. the trade is be-
ginning to pass to Germany. where cot
ton cloths with their accompanying
baubles are put up to suit the Hindoo
taste.