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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22

Nobody contributes more largely to
the general good than one with a
hearty sense of humor.
Troubles disappear at his approach
and under the magic influence of his
contagious geniality cares and worries,
which seemed so heavy, become light
as air and mere cause of smiles. One
with sunny, hopeful, humorous ma
ture is like a physician during a
plague. 1t is not possible, for every
body to be witty or humorous. 1t is
just as reasonable to counsel people to
be poets or to be beautiful as to urge
them to be wits or humorists. Wits
and humorists are born, not made, and
there is hardly anything more melan-
choly than the person without any
sense of humor or grain of wit vain
ly striving to win applause and dull
ling the edge of patience.
Franklin said that no fools are so
troublesome as those who have wit,
and those who with unreasonable jests
make light of serious and sacred
things. If we cannot all add to the
fund of good humor by "lambent
flashes of wit and the beautiful,
gracious charms of an Oliver Gold
smith or Mark Twain, it is never
theless within the power of all to take
cheerful view of things and to cul-
tivate our own good humor.
Our temperaments are made for us.
but our habits are of our own making
All good humor and cheerfulness are
largely habits. A cheerful frame of
mind comes with desire and deter
mination to be cheerful, and the habit,
like all other habits, grows with time
and use. Whoever cultivates the cheer
full habit will find his reward in his
own happiness, which will grow as he
perceives how much his cherefulness
and good humor add to the happiness
of others.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Business rIen Organize Team.

If present indications count for any
thing Danville is to have it's share of
good exhibition of the national game
this summer. A regular Danville team
has already been organized and won
its first three games.
Now the business men, whose ag-
gregation has won an enviable reputa-
tion here, are to the fore. At an enth-
usiastic meeting held Monday night,
Arthur Lawrence was elected captain
and N. B. Cohen, manager. for this
season.
The business men-are goings to get
suits, and want to play games with
any or all of the teams in this vicin-
ity
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
QUIETLY r1ARRlED
YESTERDAY

Miss Bertha Welliver, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. S. j. Welliver, and Wal
ter Russell We're quietly married yes
terday morning at z o'clock at the
homo Of tho brides poronts. Rev. J.
E. Hutchinson performed the ceremony.
The event was surprise to their many
friends, as all the details had been ar
ranged with secrecy.
Both the bride and the groom are
among Danville's most popular young
people. Mr.. Russell has for years held
the position of baggage master at the
p. & e. station and is member of
the Mahoning Presbyterian choir
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell left yesterday
morning for a wedding trip to Phila-
delphia and Atlantic City.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
CHESTER'S NEW Y. M. @. A.

The Young Mems Christian associa-
tion of Chester is to have new build
ing. For its completion and furnish
ing there is still needed $75, 900, or
actually s74, 900, since the first 81, coo
has been subscribed by modest gent
leman who prefers to remain un-
known. The members of the associa-
tion are waxing enthusiastic over the
project, the newspapers are giving
them substantial help, there is no
doubt in the minds of the friends of
the enterprise of it's final success. We
wish the men back of this enterprise
the best of fortunes. A building such
as they contemplate will prove a
fountain of light and helpfulness in
any community.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Costly String of Fish.

The Mahanoy City American says
that Game and Fish Warden William
Rinkenburger arrested Joseph Kobsh-
insky for violating the fish laws. The
season for bass fishing opened Thurs
day and Kobshinsky journeyed to
Lakeside to try his luck. He had in
his possession when arrested twenty
nine bass ranging in length.from three
to five inches and the law states moth
ing under seven inches is allowed to
be taken from the waters. He was
given hearing before Justice of the
Peace Brennan who in default of his
paying the fine of $40 for each fish
caught or $3.50, was committed to Jail
to serve 300 days or ten days for each
fish under size.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
To Sunday Schools of County.

Mr.. p. L. Matthias, of Highspire,
Pa, who did such excellent work in
the interest of the Sunday schools of
Montour county last year, and who
recently completed his first year $
study in Yale Divinity school is in
our midst for about one month. He
will lend us his helping hand in org
anizing cradle, home and normal de-
partment in our Sundy schools besides
aiding us in holding our annual Sun
day school district institutes before
July A.
County laborers in Sunday school
work, encourage him and yourself by
asking him to help you in this all i'm
portant branch of religious work.
Yours in faith,
@. d. LERCH, county President.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
STATE WANTS STUDENTS

Forestry academy at Mont Alto
Franklin county, and will hold an ex-
animation of intending applicants IL
Harrisburg on Tuesday and Wednes-
day, July 10 and IL. The first day will
be devoted to physical examinations,
the second to examinations in scholar
ship. Candidates for examination and
admission must be IS years old on or
before September 1, 1906, and not over
25 years of age on that date The ex-
animation will he of reasonable diff
Guilty and conducted in the common
school branches, including physiology
and algebra.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
JUDGE STAPLES AGAIN.

While the jury was being drawn at
Easton the other day to try Ernest De-
Bergh, a Hellertown justice of the
peace, accused of having disturbed a
religious meeting, counsel for the de-
fendant objected to one of the jurors
serving because he was Methodist.
Judge Staples, of Monroe county, who
has been assisting the Northampton
county court last week, very promptly
overruled the objection, adding that
he was a Methodist, and if the objec-
tion was a good one he would have to
yacate the bench.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Vice President from rlontour.

Edward Purpur, fire chief of Dan
vile, last year, has been appointed a
vice president from Montour county.
of Firemen' s 6-county association by
President Ed. Lewis of this town.
Mr.. Purpur has been member of the
Friendship Fire company of Danville
for several years and is one of the best
fire fighters in Montour county. His
appointment meets with the general
approval of the firemen of that city
Bloomsbury Daily.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Increase of Trolley Travel.

The remarkable increase in the troll
ley system of the State is shown by
the trips which are now being adver-
tised by some of the companies operat-
ing traction lines. Around Pittsburg,
Philadelphia, Scranton, Wilkes Barre
and Reading and even our city there
are splendid systems affording long
and interesting rides, but it remains
for a crowd of Lancasterians TO take
the banner.
This party started from Lancaster
and went to Allentown passing through
the Reading system. There were $50
in the party and the trip took five and
n half hours. The run between Read
ing and Allentown, thirty miles, was
made in less than three hours.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Popular Couple Wed at EIYsburg.

At the home of the brides brother,
Henry Knoeble of Elysburg, Saturday
at high noon, Miss Hattie Knoeble and
Alley Miller, of Aristes, were united
in marriage by Rev. Rishell. The
bride was attired in a beautiful white
gown, her two nieces being her flower
girls. Miss Yost of Esther Furnace
played the wedding march. The bridal
couple departed on the afternoon train
for trip to New York.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
ONE CITIZEN.

One long suffering and indignant
citizen of Greensburg, irritated by the
carelessness and indifference of the
borough authorities. has made infor-
nation against one of his neighbors
for depositing garbage within the bor-
ough limits. 1t is probable little
public spirit of that sort exhibited in
towns where it seems to be needed
would speedily bring the right an
sWer.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
A Loss to Lewisburg.

The Kulp Lumber company, one of
Lewisburg's foremost industries, will
soon move its plant to Oldtown, Mary
land, thus depriving Lewisburg of an
industry that employed about 100 men.
This company has been working the
timber land in Nittany and Buffalo
mountains for the past ten years. Dur
ing this period they have taken out
about 80, 600, 600 feet of logs from the
thirty-six thousand acres of land that
the company controls in Union coun-
tu
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
BlOOdhOundS for Thieves.

A number of bloodhounds have ar
rived at Irish Valley, Northumberland
county. from southern kennels and will
be put on fields of farmers in Irish
Valley TO pursue gangs of thieves who
have for several months, stolen chick
ems, eggs and fruit. Last week the
farmers formed protective associa-
tion and subscribed funds to purchase
the hounds. The farmers say many
hundreds of dollars worth of produce
has been stolen since last May.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Miss Cromwell Entertains.

Miss Bertha Cromwell entertained n
number of friends at tea last evening
in honor of Mr. and Mrs Frank Crom-
well, of Philadelphia. Besides the
guests of honor there were present
Miss Bess Drumheller, of Sunbury;
Miss Lois Boyer, of Plymouth; Miss
Myrtle Slider, of Catawissa; Miss
Joephine Cousart and Miss Martha
Harpel of this city.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Drove to RuShtOwn.

The following young people enjoyed
a drive to Rushtown Sunday evening
and attended the children's day SER
vices at the Rushtown Baptist church ::
Misses Annie, Rebecca and Elizabeth
Quigg, Alice West, Jennie Garnet and
Nora Cooper; Messrs. Frank Cashner,
Herbert Hendrickson, Gerald West
and Dennis Quigg.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
JUST 80 CENTS.

Thomas Lawly, Democratic nominee
for the State assembly in Blair coun-
ty, filed statement of his election ex-
penses in court Monday.
He makes out that the honor of the
nomination cost him thirty cents, his
specific expenditures consisting of
twenty cents for trolley car fare and
ten cents for peanuts.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Children's Day Postponed.

The children's day exercises at the
Washingtonville Lutheran church,
which were to have been held last
Sunday were postponed on account of
rain. The exercises will be held next
Sunday morning at 10 o'clock. Re-
hearsal Friday evening at 8 o clock.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Killed on the Rail.

With both legs crushed into pulp
close to the trunk of his body and 9th
erwise severely injured Thomas Logan,
aged 80, of Locust Gap, was found ly-
ing along the Reading tracks at that
place Saturday morning at | O'Clock.
When found Logan was unconscious
and he died before medical aid could
be secured.
Mrs. Logan, the victims widowed
mother, whom he solely supported, is
positive that he was home and asleep
in bed at quarter past twelve O'Clock
and why he left home on the fatal trip
is mystery that will never be solved.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Picnic at BiIImeyer'S.

Strawberry Ridge grange will hold
its picnic Saturday at Billmeyer's
park near Washingtonville. A big
time is expected. Everybody is invit-
al
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22
Purchased Horse

DR.. Bruner, of Bloomsbury, has pur-
chased the horse belonging the to late
Daniel M. Curry of this city. The
price paid was $3.50.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22

That advertising pays is an accepted
proposition. Another is that big ad-
vertising pays big.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22

Fiftynine teachers of the public
schools of Pottsville have asked the
school board for n general increase in
wages.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22

Many man who thinks himself a
good citizen might be better.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-22

DANVILLE AND BLOOMSBURG
STREET RAILWAY co.
Leave Danville 900, 6. 40, 7.3O, 800
$40, 1000, 1880. II. 40 a. M, 1890,
1.20, 2.10, 800, $50, 4.40, $50, $40,
7.10. 500, $50, $40, 1890, 11.20 p. III,
Leave Bloomsbury 600, $40, 733, S.23,
9.13, 1908, 1888, 11.43 a. m., 1888,
1.23, 2.13, 303, 1853, 4.43, 533, 6.23.
7l3, SOB, 1858, 9.43, 1888, 11.20 p. m,
First car Sunday morning 7.30
Last car, 1l.20 at night goes to Grova-
mia only.
VIM II. Miller, Gen1 Manager
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-06
Isan ErancIsco Argonantl

tSan Francisco Argonautl
There Is no mistaking the fact that
the Territory of Hawaii has started q
campaign in favor Of the admittance
of the Chinese. More, this campaign
10 shrewdly planned to influence peo
pie who are slow of thought: The
Rev. Doremus Scudder pleaded for the
Chinaman in that semi.religious week
ly, the Outlook and backed his advo
cacy OF intermarriage Of yellow and
white by pious argument.
Now Il is in Golfers that we find It
again, this time by Howard G. Mohr,
who writes TO the tune of Progress OF
Americanizing Chinese In Hawaii.
Again we are greeted with pictures OF
Junior Chinese Boys Who Are Being
Educated at Wills Institute Along
American Lines" and again we are
told about how delightful chap civ
lllzed Chinese Is. But Mr.. Mohr (un
wittinglyO lets the cat out Of the bag
when he quotes a missionary thus:
"The Chinese may be slow and deliber
ate, but when he Is fully convinced ol
n good thing. he Is ready to adopt 1t
And there is no better place to con
vince him than right here in American
Hawaii. What the Territory of Hawai-
needs Is more Chinese laborers to full!
man the sugar plantations and brinl
greater prosperity to the islands. The,
make the best workmen In the cane
fields. The foolish un.Amerlcan Chi
nese exclusion laws will have to b,
very much changed II America wishes
to continue her friendly influence II
that empire"
There's a good missionary for you
Rev. L. w. Thwing justifles the conf
dence placed In his God by the sugar
growers. So does Rev. Doremus Scud
der. Missionary Thwing may split hi
infinitives. twist his singulars and plu
rails, and jam sociology. religion, AM
commerce In one paragraph, but h
doesn't forget the sugar.growers. Nc
sir. We fellows are paid to have tn
heathen's soul. and let me tell you, he
bully field hand when he's saved
Yessir. We missionaries know thin
or two. We may be short on Englisl
and tribes like grammar and race his
tory. but we're all there when the plaI
tations need cheap labor.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-06
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Editor Evening Bulletin: TITS said
you can do any old thing with figures.
by your leave, I'll try reasoning: The
estimate for the conduct of the Coun.
ty OF Oahu for February was SOL 600.
This was more than twice the sum set
aside for the maintenance OF schools
throughout the Territory. The $4,000.
used for roads in the County of oahu
for the month of February is almost to
a dollar the sum required for schools
Of the whole group in the month. be.
lieve there are about 1900 pupils In
our public schools. I believe the per
capita figures out more than the worth
nf what they get for the money.
February is short month. Exclu.
sive of Sundays, the figures tell Of
about $4,000. a day for County govern.
ment. II may be worth that or more
and still more as some people think:
but believe II can be done for a good
deal less. I'll take the contract under
bonds to do II for 60 per cent. of the
present outlay.
The sum OF s51 600. for County con.
duct for February is more than a dol.
lar a head for everything in the way
OF a human being on Oahu. That's too
much. or this s5l 900. not a dollar
went into public buildings or what a
business concern would list as perma.
men. improvements.
don't question the honesty of the
board of directors of the County cor.
roration. Neither is II for poor me to
question their Capability. But / do in.
diet them for their reckless, thought.
less management, and their utter lack
of foresight. after us, the deluge.
seems to be about the way they esti
mate the situation. Now, | protest
that l do not croak. but must insist
that there will come a day of reckon
ing. Gentlemen of the Board of Su
pervisors. you are making n poorer
financial showing than the Legislators
of 1900. who had an expense account oil
$1,000. a day. Now do some figuring
for yourselves.
IKA MAKA.
Honolulu, Mar. 6. '06.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-06
ATKINSON HOLDS AXE.


aye vi
everything in our power to win our
case, fully convinced that we are in the
right"
1t is reported that Judge Gear Is
working in the interests of the western
railroads on the mainland in this EN-.
igration matter. The western rail-
roads are necessarily very much inter
ested in the opportunity Of obtaining
cheap labor and the whole scheme OF
Japanese emigration from Hawaii IL
based on the demand for japanese
labor on the mainland.
Captain Truebridge of the Olympia,
which arrived here yesterday to take
away load Of japanese laborers, had
by the reporter: 81 fail to see the
justice OF all this uproar about the
Olympia coming down to take away q
few hundred japanese, when japanese
are being taken away from here by
the hundreds on every steamer from
Honolulu to San Francisco. Why dom
the people who are opposed to the
Japanese leaving, get In and fight thu
Pacific Mail Steamship Company ant
the other companies taking away Jap
anese every trip, instead OF devotint
all their energy to raising q rumpu:
over an independent boat that come.
here to do nothing more than all thu
other boats are doing?"
Governor Atkinson was also seer
this morning. mo, have called II,
meeting of the immigration Board,
he said, you'll know In good time 1
there is anything doing. At present
have absolutely nothing to say for pub
lication." The Governor can't under
stand why 1t is that the public Oh
said the press) wants to know thing
before they are all nicely finished an,
polished and set on shelf in the his
toric museum of ancient news. II
doesn't like anybody to get a glimps,
at the proof sheets OF his little book
and doesn't want the world to know
aught OF his administrative storle
until they are bound and on the book
stands. In fact the Governor wonder
why reporters want to know things
One thing may be put down as
proverb: When ehe Governor won
talk. he is giving birth to an idea.
Governor Atkinson is now in tn
midst of the biggest business Of hi
career.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-06

ad1uncts of countries, consequently
there must be somebody to do military
service. Perhaps 1t is because they
get men to watch their interests too
cheaply, that they regard them with
so little respect There are many
things | feel tempted to say in this
other course.
Some of our civilian friends can
scarcely attribute their attitude to the
soldiers ethics, for although there are
some amongst us whose conduct can
not be commended, they are excep-
tons. and not type. In this direction
we compare favorably with civilians
only in this respect, that we lack the
means to clothe our misdeeds in raj
ment that has the power to divest them
of their malignity.
Another theory which has become
current is that men TO be found in the
army are ne'ed-do-well wanderers. Ii
is probably true that there are many
In the enlisted personnel of the army
who might have chosen career more
| beneficial to themselves But our lack
of foresight is the peoples gain, for II
all young men refrained from entering
the army there would have to be con-
scription or else make soldering az
profitable an occupation as those to be
found on the outside.
The views expressed in the Satur-
day evening star, came from a craven
mind, a perverted brain. one OF those
who would have found a more congen'
ial environment in this country when
the Union Jack waved over II.
A PRIVATE.
Camp Mckinley, March 5, '06.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-06
BY AUTHORITY
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing have applied for Liquor II.
censes, and any protests against the
issuance of these licenses should be
filed in this Office by Monday, March
10, 1906
Bento de Abreu-5th class license at
Kaumoali, Hamakua, Hawaii.
Kanai Tsunekichi-5th class license
at 10 l'2 miles cross road, Olaa, Puma.
Hondo Toyoto-5th class license at
Pueopaku, Hilo, Hawaii.
Fugii-5th class license at Holualoa,
waena, N. Kona, Hawaii.
X. Shibayama, End class license at
Holualoa, N. Kona, Hawaii.
G. T. Green-5th class license at
Waihee, Waikiki, Maui.
Pauwela Club-5th class license at
Pauvela. Makawao, Maui.
Allan NJ. Boyle-5th class license at
Wainiha, Hanalei, Kauai.
A. j. CAMPBELL,
Treasurer Territory OF Hawaii.
Treasurer's Office, Honolulu, March
6, 1906. 3324.3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-03-06
BY AUTHORITY

der and by virtue OF the laws Of tho
Territory of Hawaii, has pursuant TO
law In such cases made and provided,
duly filed in this office, n petition for
the dissolution OF the said corporation,
together with a certificate thereto an
nexed as required by law
Now, therefore, notice Is hereby CIV
en- to any and all persons that have
been or are now interested In any man.
ner whatsoever In the said corporation.
that objections to the granting of the
said petition must be filed In this office
on or before IL o'clock noon an the
3Oth day of March, 1906. and that any
person or persons desiring TO DO heard
thereon must be In attendance nj the
office of the undersigned, in the Cap
itol Building. Honolulu, at IL o'clock
noon OF said day, 10 show cause, IL
any, why said petition should not be
granted.
A, j. CAMPBELL.
Treasurer, Territory OF Hawaii.
Honolulu, January 23rd, 1906.
32Ss-Jan. 23. 20, 80; Feb. 2. @. 9. 1s.
l6, 20, 23. q; Mar. 2, 6, Q. Is. 16.