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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-12-05
Die 8ptidaft bes 9rdiibemten.

Der Brdfibent bot Dem Som,
areB feline BDtihnft sugeianbt. Sn
oerielben rnadt er folgeuoe gmpfeb'
lunaen: &c iulIte elm @eieb erlafien
meroetl, ueId5es ben &orpDratiDnet
uerbietet. Bettrdge 3u ben pDlitifher
garnpagnefunos au leiiten. Ser Ste,
gieruna fDllte one &e@t aegeben tuers
Den, in standardization appeaieren gu
t1nneri. Gharfe Welebe gegen oas
2Bndben iDlIten erlaiien perben unb
ebeniD fharfe @eiebe geger Sittlihs
teit8nerbrehen. an Srauen be9ans
gen. @eiebe inIlteri erlaiien tperben.
melhe Der Bunoesregierung cine
8DntrDle iber bic aDrpDratiDner ers
mD1liden; in Beaug auf ainoer.
Nrbeit un6 Trauen : Mrbeit f0llte
cine nnteriuhung poraenomrlen
weroen, AUDI iOlten @eiebe erlaiien
meroer. melhe ben uerunalidten Nr.
beiterri reip. ihren M~naeb0riaen oas
ttubebingte @eht auf Smaoenerlab
aeberi. bic ginlebung elmer Mrbitras
transformation CUR Shlihturtg uDtt
Streitfraaer amiihen &apita( uno
Mrbeit mirb empfoblen, ferner Der
grlaB uur @eieber, ruelme Die Mr,
beitsaeit Der giienbabn sNnaeftelIten
feftieten. Cine grbihaftas uro cine
-gintpmmeniteuer miro aeprieien unb
al guniten inouftriener grsiebuna
merberi tparr,e Wprte aelprDhen.
ebenlU gu @nnftert pDri Sarmer=B ers
eiuiaunaett, Die Die 6ebung oes Stans
bes besueden. Die SheibunasgeieBe
inlteri rDnt Bunbe erlafien tuerben.
bic 6nnbelssW arine iDIlte aef6roert,
bic Safeguarding unb bns Seer auf
Dem iebigerl Stanbputft gehalten
ueroeu. Cine griinblihe &efDrm
uuierea @elDmeienS miro anempfDhs
len, ebeuiD cine Mefnrm Der 8Dn1es
iete fir Die Bhilippinen uno cine
REORGANIZATION Der Eermaltuna npti
Nlnetn. Den BDrturicnrerr, iunte
ona uuue Wiiroerrebt erteilt uno 6as
mai aaM Rr1ften urterittibt weroen.
Mntniipfeno an ben iapanifben
SmuIftreit in Snn SranciscD tpirb
cine @eiekgebung eutpfublen, uelfe
oer BunDesreeieru1a gr5Bere Waht=
n~ulIe0mmenbeit aiebt, Die i'm 2anoe
lebenoen 6renoen better in Shub
su nehtnert. Die &Dnferen3 in III
oeiiras, Der parisameritaniihe &Dns
areB IN MiD. Die 8eiebunG guhaS uno
bie GrieoensfDnferens i'm 6ang mers
ben erudbnt. iiber Bnnaina cine Bee
iunbere Wutihaft nerlproben, oas
Srriantionsmeien gelDbt uno por Der
Tdtiateit prDfefiiOneler 8erheBer ge'
luiifer Bultstlafien aeaen Die anoern
netpnr1t.
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Bel Clifton. GrisDna. brad
Der Damn zines WafierreierpDirs
iro Die Staot uuroe pIDblib pDr
elmer unaebeuren @afiermaife iibers
Hutet. Siinfsia Meniden ipGen urts
2eber eetummten fem.
Der ShneqpoftsD ienit suiiden
Stem Yort uno Stem Drleans uiro
iiah benz 5. Sanuar aufb5ren.
= Sn Seem Yort lit es pl1blih
lebr talt gemoroen.
gheiter 6. Gillette in Nem
Nort, Der angeflaet mar, feline DE.
liebte Grace 8rptpn errnuroet su ba.
ben, TT oes Moroes i'm erlten Graoe
ibuloig befuneer muroen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-12-05
9lnf einer Iduaereu Meiie

iDute ma INNER Mittel gun, ShuSe Der
@eiunoheit BET iih habeu. nn6 tpie biel
nlebr crit anf oer ldn9fteu &eiie. Der Dnrb
oas 9eben! Gin 9lidlidaes 8uritdleeen
eerielben 1T gar niht oentbor Dhue Elm
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS BON Der art Der be'
riihmten ct. Bernard &rduterpilen.
Iuelhe auf ben Mlaaen unb bic Sober mir.
ten, beren &rantbeiten' berblten nnb bel.
len unb banit cine aeiunoe Menge guten
BIutes berietIen. Sic beftehen nur aus
BSansentoken. Sic iin6 uieht lber5udert
oa tie feline Spur dtenben @iftes enthaie
ten nno teifen obne G%usuobme. % cts.
MpDtheten.
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bic are0itorer bsn Saut Maue=
rid.

Sieienisen, bic 5Droerunaen ae.
gen Sam Waperid baben, melde benz
Wniienuerualter @eaaan 6Dnitun
nidt eingereidbt ODER BON Inn niht
bemilliat. Die aber nDr, Marp u. Wia.
oerid. @en. Us. Waneri6, IS. s..
Waperid iibernDrpmen uno Ip6ter
BON Warp ". Waperid anein iiber.
riur1tnen tpuroen, molIen oapun 0us
tis nehmen. bob uenr bic Certificate
sur Beiheiniaung einaereidht peroer.
ih am IL. December 1906 nno rah.
Der bis surt 81. DECEMBER 1906 boz
raul cine 9iuioenoe BON finF Brosert
besahler peroe. Yrdientiert Die Ger
tifitate SEQ. 103 Npenue 8.
@. s. 90 erid,
unabbdneieer Gernalter Der 0ah.
laiienihnft Der ueritorbenen Warp ".
Wanerid.
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MaerIet.

Sci elmer &ouiiion ieines Bngs
aps nit eiriert nroerei1 8efdhrt murs
be s. g. Wuegge aug ieinem Wager
aeiMleuoert unb ibmersbaft Derlett.
@eD. &. NrnD bat Die 81 Il %.
sc. Balm nuf $3.50 Shaeeneriab
uerflnet.
= @ir batterl bas Beran6aer,.
6errr Subu Bnnne8. General
G1ent Der 6aniburp Nmerifas2ini
in ct. 20uis, in unierer Office 5u be-
nriiBen.
@elbienbunaer uno Badete
na6 Deutihlnno, bic nod 81 @eibs
nadter ~eintreffen iulen, miifien iebt
sir Bot gebraft ueroen.
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goma( Springs gfrierh.

Dieie. cine Der arDEtert Bauntlmus
len, bietet AUDI oieiea Snhr tpieber
elaert arDBen BDrrat an Dbft. uno
5hattenbdumen. Beeren.D bf. Ne.
ben aller Mrt. Stolen, BluutersR nuIs
len. Sdr1ereien rno Balnten. gDir
haben feine reiienbsr Maenten, f6ns
men oaber quite @are biIi8er pertnis
fen als anoere. SHreibt INN uuIes
rem aroBen. eleganten 9atalDo. &c
toftet riur Sc Yprtp.
Noreiie: Dttp 2o6e,
Seem Braunfela, Eeras.
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Seras.

Jn @aep lift Die @roBloae Der
Greimaiirer in Situna.
Gin geuiiier Conrad 6iais
aus BeUria. Sa.. Fat 172.160 Nder
2auo in BecuS gountp getauft.
Nah Dem /. Sanuar miro cine
Wiuinn Gder Gduuanb nuf ben
Wartt fDrnrner.
Das Dristiq 6Dtel in Nuitin
1T fir 500, 600 an elm Spnbitat per'
tnuft tuDroen.
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@eelimatiiirte Obts wa1une!

Sb babe einer arpBen Burrnt BON
bier In 9eras eesugenen Bdunser.
8ierftrduherr. &0ien u. I. b.. nudb
Halrnen un6 anoererl TDpf. unb
Blnrier : HfIan5en. Weine Breiie
fino reft. Bufriebenbeit lit nnrari.
tirt. Gin SnipeftDr' 8. @ertifitat nit
ieoer Beiteaung. Sbreibt fofort an
midi UNI GatnlDg. Morefie:
u. 20. Steinbrimg, NnrIerpmau,
Rem 8raunfels. Teras.
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8orbereitnngeil su WeibnadteH.

8ie giebt es bod su bieier Bet,
Sn ieoem Sans niel SeimliGfeit.
Us TT Elm Suidseln, elm Beritedeu,
Sn allen 8infeln. alien gden.
Der Batter au1lt iib nit Bebenten,
Bas ruer6 tb tpDl oenRtnoern ibenfen?
Was MOL bic teure @nttin banri,
Gls misunderstanding iicb auseriann?
Die Mutter bDlt bic 8eitung iih,
3ieft bic Mnnoncet firIDrglih,
Oartit aum &aufen BON @eIhenten,
Sic meiB tpDhin Die S6ritte lenfen.
Die Eodter NOR npr alten 8eiten,
@Dl febr geidbidt In Snnbarbeiten,
Hph beut' 1T bieS ni6t r1ebr MODERN.
Drum tut tie es AUDI nibt mehr germ.
Der Sobn, pie gutter Briiber Braud,
Dent an Der Shsuefter Jreube aud
nn6 mGbt fi1 ab. nuf oa6 er ftnbe,
@as tie mol m1Ht uls A~ngebin6e.
Beim SnrpeIier febrt OnfeI an,
Die Eante bentt an Marsipan;
So bat Elm Sober feline SorQen,
Wa3 er beibafft aum@ eihna9tSmorgen.
@eihdftia eilt man bin unb Der.
Die Gusuabl 1T ia oft iebr itmer.
SIT Reiner oa, Der raten Tam,
Bas ma am beiten iBenfen fann?
0nu weiB i'd einen auten Rat.
Der nod b as Cute FIR 5ih bat,
9aB Batter, SHUTTER. Eobter. SDbn
3ufrieben iinb nit oieiem ihDn.
@s lift, i'd lag es frei heraus.
Das Zone Star 8ter! Su ienem Saus
SIT es elm bobtuiufommner 9aft.
gu Dem elm Sober lanat NIT Sait.
DarDb tein langes &Dpfserbredbep,
8ein ueberle9en uno @eIpredben;
8eitent gu@ 2nne Star93ter gum Self;
SD tuei6. bas lit bas Muerbett.
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sin teranhd,es Munner.

Wr. @. 8. 6iu in Bonnie. 9eras.
bat innerbolb zines Sabres ieii @e.
piht BON 80 auf $50 Bfuno eebradt.
@r batte eineri grdBliben 6uiten.
Nerate glaubten, er miiroe an
Shwinoiudt fterben. iaabm Or.
Sing Weue Gntoefung fiirS dmino.
iuht uno Derooppelte iein @emiHt
nod Werbraud nDr smDlf 5laiden.
@arantiert. Blu haben bel Noulpb
DreiB uno &. gobn & 60. so gts.
uno $1.W. Brubeflaihe frei.
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gdaltde xouritten salatmaaeu

nab Californian. ebenIo nab ct.
Souls nia Teras & &acific : Balm
Dbne @ebiel. SGreiht an iraeno
einer 9idet $ Naenteri meeerl bieIes
reuen Dienftes uber an g. g. Eur.
rier. General aifna;ersNeent. Dali
los. Tern8.
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.Nic. Tenag bat elm 10 grDBes
Qaaer BON Nrtitetr aIer Nrt, Bups
pen, @eielihaftsipiele, Toilettetd.
ten. Shreiblerpice. G~pprtartitel.
Spiellnder &C.. oaB es nidt i@mer
fallen tam, fiir 2inber ober Grund).
fere Elm paifenbes @eibnahtseeifent
~ fiuben.
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Siomeitteras wtmdjt Gu9

Wenn Sbr Guh iraenbms nieoer.
lafien mDut. tut e8 entlana oer Sic
ME Der
Gan 4lntpmip & 2lramias
YaB 8abn,
i'm @arten'D iftritt oes Gtnntes. De.
iunbbelt uno alima uniibertruffen.
Biqiee 2dnoereien fir ben Farraer,
Marttadrtner, Obit' uno WiehahHter.
@eaen @inaelheiten tuerbet Gu& an
@eu. s.. NuptDn n, o.. 8. a.,
San NntuniD. Teraa.
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Auitfrr Inrtrd1ritt.

y@ie aebt es Sbnen, lisber aorese2
sd bore, Sic babsn iebt cine feite Qnz
itsauns!-a @ana re9t! Sd belize
enolt4 elm tleines Iiferes @intpmmen
nur oos ii4sre 4ustomm.u febIt
nod"
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VI II n b,

Sn Der ipaniihen Sauptitaot
Miaorio ioa grUBe Gufreauna iiber
ben &iidtritt bes Winiiteriurus BERT
iben.
Der Marquis be Nrmiiu bat
elm neues ipaniihes Wtiniiterium ge.
bifoet. @eeler lit &rieesminiiter.
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yseae Sur fir Gpilepne.

8. .. @atern,ar,. BatertDmn, O.,
lngt, oaB feline 9udter ourh Or.
Sings Weue 9ebens. Biuen BON Der
@pilepiie gebeitt muroe. Blu baberi
bet Noolpb OreiB uno 81. @obn &
90. Hreis 25 Gents.
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9ie Set Matrasen ssabrif.

5abritanten BON Watraben, 2op5s
tiiien. Holftern etc. 2aBt Cure nls
ten Watraber neu maiden. Nrbeit
garnntiert. 231 Sho. Glures. Gtrnbe.
Weues Telepbun 877.
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Ymut 0erfamf hiaia!

Gin fleines 8Drseuar., glnss
uno Bledmarens@ eihdft 1T unter
Jintauspreife aegeri
baar au pertaufen. Nndsnfraaer
i'm &utuarer . 2aoen BON
U. n,
329 Of.gpmmerceitr. San NntDniD.
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Sefteamnaen auf europdiihe Bel.
tuteen nimmt entaeaeri
Nic. 9enaQ.
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9emtide Bidder.

2lniiiter. Momone, Suaenofhrif.
ten &c. bel 0ie. 9enaa.
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100 Mder 9auO.

tpppDr beinabe aIes tnItipiert 1T t.
go Nder tulturfdbig. arerist an, Gis
bolu +. TluB. brei Weilen bon Der
Station gib0lu; pertnanentes @ai.
ierlDh, $50 per Mfer. 9ast GuA
cine Site BON uerfaufbarea Snruss
ldnoereier tDnriet.
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6aaembed's Girfms

aiebt beute Mbenb cine Bprftelung.
Die MISUNDERSTANDING muBte
duefnlIen, oa Der Circus su ipdt bier
eilitrnf.
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j. A. ClOPT0N,
139 SDleoao'G trnBe, San Nntonio.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-10-18

thry1n' to ma-ake monkey iv me-"
"Oh, well, I'll do it," replied the man.
conciliatorily, "but want to caution you
about one thing. You mustn't touch me
or interfere with me in any way when I
get my hand on the levers. If you do
were likely to go sailing through the
side of house"
Il must Fave We alone?"
Absolutely"
Thin. don't ye put ye-er ha-ands on
thin things, or I'll bat ye over tn head!"
exclaimed Policeman Flynn. How do
know where yen la-and me?"
You don't"
"Ye might r-run me miles awa-ay."
Il might"
Keep ye-er ha-ands off. I'll not Fave
ye do it,
IF you won't run it and you won't let
me, what are we going to do?"
1t was hard problem, and Policeman
Flynn looked puzzled
Il wisht tn good woman was here"
he sighed. "'Tis fine thing I've been
doin' to mesilf, an me an oil man on th'
foorce. M-m-m, well, I'll take ye with
out tn autymobil."
Somebody may run away with it,.
protested the man, in alarm.
TN ta-ake tn r-risk," said Policeman
Flynn. "G'wan, now! Out ye got"
Say" returned the man, weakening.
lust call it all off, and I'll promise to
keep within the lawful rate of speed for
horses"
"Ye will?"
Sure
Give me ye-er ca-ard. SOS I'll know
where to find ye if ye're lynn to me-"
The man handed over card, and Po-
liceman Flynn jumped to the ground.
"G'wan, now,' he said, and when the
man had turned corner he drew long
breath and muttered to himself: "He
had me worried, he did that. Ohio!
tits a fine picture I'd make ma-archin'
him off an Pavin' tn autymobil fr tn
la-ads to pla-ay with! Twas a gr-reat
bluff / put up, but, thank Hivin! it
la-anded him."
Copyright. 1906, by Joseph b. Bowles)
Copyright, by the Century Coz
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-10-18
"a SMALL THING"

DO you believe in progress? Do you
believe that all the wonderful achieve
ments of the nineteenth century-the
railroad, the telegraph, the telephone,
electric light, kerosene, sewing ma
chine, agricultural machinery, steam
ships, trolley cars. etc.-have made
life easier and better worth living? |
do. / believe that man who lives
40 years under modern conditions has
experienced more life and better life
than Methusalem, though he had lived
20 centuries Of his time.
The triumphs of the nineteenth CEN
tury were triumphs Of human service
the placing of knowledge and the
fruits of knowledge within the reach
Of the common man. Every mans
life is better, happier, more secure be-
cause of them. We live more comfort
able, more sociable lives in better ane
more comfortable houses because OF
them. Even the hopeless dweller in
the worst city slums is more COM
Portable in his physical conditions than
the middle-class citizen of the days of
George Washington.
In little things as in great, comfort
and convenience have been the legacy
of the Century of Improvement"
Paint, In a certain sense, is minor
matter, yet it gives beauty, healthful-
ness and durability to our dwellings.
Fifty years ago painting was serious
proposition, a luxury for the owners
OF stately mansions who could afford
the expense Of frequent renewals. To
day ready mixed paint is so cheap. so
good, and so universal that no house
owner has an excuse for not keeping
his property well painted.
A small thing, indeed; yet several
hundred large factories, employing
thousands of chemists and skilled
workmen, are running every day in
the year to keep our houses fresh.
clean and wholesome.
A small thing, yet can OF good
ready mixed paint, such as one may
buy from any reputable dealer, en-
bodies the study of generations OF
skilled chemists, the toll of thou.
sand workmen In mill, laboratory and
factory, and the product of a long
series of special machinery invented
and designed just to make that can
of paint and to furnish us an infinite
variety of tints, colors and shades.
1t was a wonderful century, that
nineteenth of our era, and not the
least of its wonderful gifts was that
same commonplace can of paint.
l. P
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-10-18
Anecdote Of Robert r. Hit.

The late Robert X. Hit had knoWl-
edge of stenography which was Of
great value to him in debate. He has
been known to rise with his hand full
of shorthand notes of speech just
delivered to which he was about to
reply and woe to the man who ac-
cused Mr.. Hit of misquoting him. He
was the patron saint of the stenog-
raphers of the house. Not long ago
political influence was about to dis
place from the line of promotion
young expert writer of shorthand from
Michigan whose work Mr.. Hit had
occasion to admire. Mr.. Hit went to
Speaker Cannon. This will never do,
Joe" said the shorthand authority Of
the house. I'VE can't do without this
inan. The house must have him" "All
right, Hitt," replied Speaker Cannon.
IF anybody knows the sort of stenog-
paphers this house ought to have you
are the man." That settled 1t and the
Michigan stenographer held his place.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-10-18
LOOoE IEEtn
Made Sound by Eating Grape-Nuts.

Proper food nourishes every part of
the body, because Nature selects the
different materials from the food We
eat, to build bone, nerve, brain, mus
Gle, teeth, etc.
All we need is to eat the right kind
of food slowly, chewing it well-our
digestive organs take it up into the
blood and the blood carries it all
through the body, to every little nook
and corner.
If some one would ask you, us
Grape-Nuts good for loose teeth?"
you'd probably say, mo, don't see
how it could be-" But a woman ia
Ontario writes:
For the past two years have used
Grape-Nuts Food with most excellent
results. 1t seems to take the place
OF medicine in many ways, builds up
the nerves and restores the health
generally.
"a little Grape-Nuts taken before re-
firing SootheS my nerves and gives
sound Sleep" because it relieve ir-
ritability of the stomach nerves, being
predigeSted food.)
Before / used Grape-Nuts my teeth
were loose in the gums. They were so
bad was afraid they would some day
all fall out Since / have used Grape
Nuts / have not been bothered any
more with loose teeth.
"All desire for pastry has disappear
ed and have gained in health, weight
and happiness since l began to use
Grape-Nuts." Name given by Postum
Co., Battle. Creek, Mich. Get the ia.
nous little book, "The Road to Well
Ville," in pkgs. There's a reason"
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Details of the Device.

and extends the length of the block
except one-half inch at each end. The
slot should be made with small cir
cular saw.
Take a piece of window glass, six
by one, and put the crowning side
next the block, and tie it tightly with
linen thread around the glass and
block at each end past the slot in the
block. But before tying on the glass
measure very accurately the thickness
of the block near the thin end, and
make mark across the block just
where it is twenty-five-one hundredths
inch thick, also make mark across
1t near the thick end where it is
thirty-five-one hundredths inch thick;
now divide the space between these
marks into ten equal spaces, making
marks across the block with the point
of knife. Number the marks with a
lead pencil from 25 to 35, then tie the
glass on over the marks and figures
as described. Now put it in a vessel
with some beeswax and set it on the
stove and melt the wax, and let 1t
soak into the wood Is minutes or so.
After you have drained the wax out Of
the groove, scrape the remaining wax
out OF it with a stick and it is ready
for use.
To use it, fill the groove with
honey; place it on the flight-board of
hive whose bees tongues you wish
to measure (there should be but little
or no honey coming in at the time).
The bees will eat the honey out of the
groove as far as they can reach, in
half an hour or so. You can then
take the instrument, and, by looking
at the glass side, you can see how far
the bees have licked the honey off the
glass, and the mark at this point will
indicate the length of the tongue in
one hundredths of an inch.
or course, the bees jaws will go
into the groove some distance, / think
about nine-one hundredths inch; but
you can get the relative length of the
tongues, which is good enough for
practical purposes.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-10-18
NO REST NIGHT OR DAY.
With Irritating Skin Humor-Hais
Began to Fall Out-Wonderful Re-
suit from Cuticura Remedies.

About the latter part of July my
whole body began to itch. l did not
take much notice OF it at first, but it
began to get worse all the time, and
then I began to get uneasy and tried
all kinds of baths and other remedies
that were recommended for skin hum
ors; but 1 became worse all the time.
My hair began to fall out and my
scalp itched all the time. Especially
at night, just as soon as would get
in bed and get warm, my whole body
would begin to itch and my finger
nails would keep it irritated, and 1t
was not long before I could not rest
night or day. A friend asked me
to try the Cuticura Remedies, and I
did, and, the first application helped
me wonderfully. For about four
weeks I would take hot bath every
night and then apply the CuticurA
Ointment to my whole body; and I
kept getting better, and by the time
l used four boxes of Cuticura / was
entirely cured, and my hair stopped
falling out. D. e. Blankenship, 31s
N. Del. ST., Indianapolis, Ind, Oct. 37k
1905"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-10-18
HE STOPS AN AUTOMOBILE.

"Whoa!" cried Policeman Flynn.
Whoa, tell ye! Shtop!"
The man with the automobile slowed
up and finally came to full stop.
What's the matter?" he asked.
Mattheri" calculated Policeman
Flynn. Dye think this is speedin'-
tra-ack? Ha-ave ye tn idee that tn
people on tn cross walks is hurdles,
an that I is fr you to show tn kind iv
jockey ye are? Are ye iv tn opinion
that ye're doin' tn cha-arge iv tn Light
Brigade all be ye-ersilf? I'll ha-ave no
autymobfls goin out afther tn record
where I'm wearin' polls ba-adge."
This isn't an automobile" asserted
the man who had been stopped. Il can't
afford anything SO aristocratic as that.
This rs only a horseless carriage"
Maybe t is So" returned Policeman
Flynn; but t is wr-rong ye are if ye
think this is copless boolvar; an if ye
persist in viatin' tn la-aw, I'll r-run
ye in, will that"
I'm violating no law" replied the
man, in n quiet tone.
"Ohot re think ye're smar-rt. don't
ye? exclaimed Policeman Flynn. "Ye'd
go to shplittin' hairs with a po-lisman
an thryin' to come over him with tn OF
joke. iv coorse ye're vi'latin' no la-aw
now. FIR why? FIR because shtopped
ye It is not tn likes iv you that can
throw down Barney Flynn on that gag"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-10-18
peslans Patented by Women.

Not few designs-some of them
cleverly contrived-of fire escapes
are credited to inventive women.
Others have planned motors for sew
ing machines and other domestic aids;
a Thermometer fire alarm, which gives
it's warning when the temperature
reaches a certain figure, balcony
that may be carried from one house
to another and adjusted, thread cut
ter that is fastened to the thimble,
q furnace that generates heat by
means of chemicals instead of ordi-
nary fuel. and a great many similar
contrivanceS,