Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-11-03
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job for a long time. What's he doing
now? Wagg-Nothing He got it
Philadelphia Record
Your son is studying art, / believe.
Has he made much progress:" "Oh,
yes He is able to talk the language
quite tluenty
She--Did you aotice the beautiful
palms in the new restaurant? He
The only palms l saw were the watt
ers'.-Boston Transcript.
DO you think it pays country people
to take in city boarders?" Certainly,
as long as the boarders don't hnd it
out Baltimore American.
Country Minister-My parishioners
gave me { donation party last week.
/ Sympathetic Friend-How much did
you lose Somerville Journal.
Nisitor-Are there any fish In the
river Natlve-Fish! l should rather
think there was. Why, the waters sim
ply saturated with EN- Punch.
Employer What. then, are your de-
mands? Committee of Uniou-We want
more money and shorter hours SOS We
can have time to spend it--Puck.
Kind Lady-How many servants does
your mother keep. dear? Small Girl
She doesn't keep any; they're always
coming and going Boston Transcript
Lady--Dd the natives like the per-
fumed soap l sent them Returned
Missionary madam, they bit ii.
and threw 1t away.-Detroit Free
Press.
Church-What do you think Of Your
wife'S voice since she took music les
! sons Gotham--It's no better; hut
there seems to be more OF lt.-Yo nkers-
/ Statesman.
WHO were the chief beuehcaries un-
der your uncle's wil?" The automo-
bile manufacturers. Each legatce
bought two rs soon as they got their
money. Judge.
Mother (to Tommy, who has just
said his prayers) Tommy, you forgot
! 10 ask the Lord 10 take care of your
| baby sister. Tommy NO. | didn't. ma.
| :. take cure Of her myself.-~Life,
, I'm nid lady on the witness stand at
/ iinA0nd, Switzerland, gave her age
a l02. But It was ascertalned on
DISCRIMINATION. that she was 1O6.
She explained that she was ASHAMED
OF being so old"
"A great many people do things they
are sorry for" YES" answered Miss
Cayenne The trouble is that they
often fail to realize that they are sorry
till they get into the newspapers, -
Washington Star.
And best of ALL" said the boastfuh
American, 1--WE have no titled arlsto-
cracy to support over here" mo" re-
piled the foreigner. "but you have Il
good many titled sons-in-law TO sup
| port over here. Judge.
DO you believe that Samson lost his
strength by having his hair cutr" nsk-
ed the nonbeliever. II have no reason
TO doubt It," replied the practical man.
"A laxative barber always makes me
tired. - Chicago Daily News
Mr.. verycareful Ito his new mani
| william, do you smoke? William with
large expectations Of a perfecto Yes,
Mr.. Verycareful-Wel here Is box
Of safety matches. / allow no other
sort on the premises Judge.
Does your chauffeur have any per-
qulsltes?" asked Mrs. Van Uppson He
had one the first week he was with u.s.
replied Mrs. Neurlch, but / induced
him TO sign the pledge and he hasn't
had any since Chicago Daily News
Alas" confessed the penitent man,
in a moment Of weakness | stole a car
load OF brass fittings In a moment
Of weabncssf' exclaimed the Judge
Goodness, man, what would you have
/ taken if you had yielded in a moment
/ when YOU felt strong Judge
( DumIcy-I met Fl follow to-day who
was simply uutty about buried treas
/ ure. couldn't talk Of anything else.
| Peck ham-That reminds me Of my
wife. Dumey- Oh does she talk about
oncr Peckham- Yes her first husband.
I'm her second, you PhIladel-
phIa Ledger
40 Tommy said his mother, you
can't have any more cake. You've had
! enough" what fine little fellow
he u.s." replied the guest; "and when
| you're a man, Tommy, what are you 90.
ing 10 Dor .Im ao.u' ter buy too
much OF everything I lil" to eat re-
Piled Tommy. su.a.'y.- Philadelphia
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