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Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

The Examiner didn't bid for city
printing. Only newspapers are eligible,
and thus by it's own admission the
Hearst yellow is a rag.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Willie Hearst without the labor
unions support cuts about as much
activity as the severed end of a dogs
tail
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

A London evangelist has begun a
two weeks campaign to put the Chi
cago saloons out of business. He
doesn't know the Chicago saloons
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Morales, the anarchist who threw
bomb .at Alfonso, committed suicide.
Therein are the morales of his deeds.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05
Population of Los Angeles 23S.4I9

MY, but the lawyers were busy yes
terdayi
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Labor agitators caused all the trouble
at Cananea. They are also the cause
of the same kind of trouble everywhere
else
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Pretty soon they'll have to run muck
rakes by machinery to keep up.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

The next legal holiday, except Sun
days, will be July 4. Get ready for it.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

"Scotty" deserted his show and is
now in Nevada with big roll. +"
"Scotty'' is just about that stripe.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Now that the council legally can do
so, one of its first acts should be the
passage of an owl car law.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Certainly the more one reads about
beef trust methods the more one is in
clined toward vegetarianism.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

When you learn a womans age she
cannot hide her rage
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

San Francisco is to have playhouses
in tents. Let it be hoped the dramas
won't be intense also.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

II there were a whitewash trust what
a cinch 1t would have right now.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

An Omaha woman has at last dis
covered why an appendix is-to carry
diamonds in.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05
Pi-LimeS and Pick-Ups
If

They're matching up Herrera
And Nelson for TO fsht.
The managers are planning
Say, isn't it fright?
But no one would consider
The matter If 'twould rest,
In a real fistic battle,
And not a mere gabfest.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

It's wise woman who can mend her
husbands ways as we'll as she does his
clothes.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Yes, a woman can keep secret If she
wants to. But she never wants to.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Anyhow. Cassatt came back without
being sent for. And that's something.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

The life insurance Investigations had
one good result; the agents are not
nearly SO pestlferous now.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Palm-He has always pursued an up
right life.
Pepper-But never caught it, eh?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05

Could peekaboo waists be called
''near-clothes"?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05
Some of the simpIIfled Spelling

Some of the simplified Spelling
I have a Corn Plow that you can raise
the gangs at the end without tutching
the leavers or stopping, and can start
In the same manner. 1t has crank and
guide, Balance frame, staggered spokes
and hard oiler. 1t Is made of malable
iron and steel. 1t is a class by its self.
and 1t would pay you to see it. $27-
Haviand CO., New Era.
If that Theatrical National bank in
Chicago undertakes to cash the big
checks worn by members of that pro-
fession. 1t will use up the supply of
stage money.
The one best bet is better not.
poetry L write.
Lemon-You do.
It's only few seconds from berth
to death when the Pullman is wrecked.
When an old maid Is weary of her
lot. she goes to see her married friends
and takes heart again.
Maxine is a fugitive from Justice
in Russia. That can't be our Maxine;
she's only fugitive from Nat
A man 80 years old walked from
Philadelphia to New York. Don't blame
him. \
Japan is to have a $1,000, 900 tourist
hotel. Must have got wise at Ports
mouth to the possibilities.
New York must be behaving. No out
break from Parkhurst lately.
You can make money, even if you are
not in a mint, remember.
Not every woman's laugh is for
amusem ent. Maybe she wants to show
off a dimple. ~
Los Angeles herald., 1906-06-05
AfterWard

''They married"-so the story went
And lived in bliss supreme
For ever afterwards" An end
That's simple in extreme.
The story did not tell it all.
They married-and of course
They lived in bliss thereafter, but
Twas after their divorced
w. H. c.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15

He Plans Wisely.
The new ruler of Zion City differs materially in
his religious theories from those of his notorious
predecessor, John Alexander Dowie So far Mr..
Voliva has showed himself to be capable organizer
and an economic manager. Furthermore, his ideas
are sensible ones and he does not make sensational
claims merely to get himself talked about Dowie's
greatest mistake in believing himself to be in
spired, and that he thus privileged to lay claim
to preposterous attributes. There is no telling to
what lengths he might have gone if he had main
tanned his supremacy as the first apostle of Zion.
But even his own disciples surfeated with his
egoistical outburss and to the conclusion that
the comedy had gone far enough
Mr.. Volivas plans are extensive ones, and they
embrace economical rather than ecclesiastical affairs
In speaking of the future prospects of Zon he said
ut is my plan to establish colonies where the home
less and frendless shall be cared for It will be my
aim to build factories for the workngmen and to go
down and work with them. I shall do away with
the aristocratic circles that have grown up in Zion,
and all shall be of equal standing" This is sensible
talk. 1t produces good results. Money invested in
such works does good to the followers of Zion
than it does in making vain efforts to capture New
York It is unlikely that the present head of Zion
will squander such vast sums of money as Dowie did
when he made his spectacular trip to New York
City.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15
Socialism in ENGLAND.

Socialism in ENGLAND.
AT THE recent elections held in England, theso-
cialistic and labor tickets overwhelmingly de-
feated This indicates that the conservative element
which generally predominates in every municipality
is becoming tiresome of socialistio schemes and
wish to return to practical principles. At BEST the
average European socialist can offer nothing but
tentative measures and past experience has shown
that these theories expensive than ofprac
teal benefit it is not surprising that reaction has
set in.
The present setback which socialism has re-
ceved in England, may be the beginning of the end
of that partys power factor in politics. For
many years the labor party the most formidable
organization in England. 1t elected its own men,
bers to parliament and succeeded in passing laws in
trenching it's principles and solidifyng it's unions
At times it became so arrogant and domneering
that it threatened prime ministers with political OBJ
vion if they became too principles
beneficial to the interests of labor
It is likely that this revulsion of public senti-
ment abroad anent socialism, will have dampening
effect in checking the propaganda in this country.
European conditions peculiarly adapted to stim-
ulate sociastic doctrines but it is different in this
country Here the people exercise nearly all of the
privileges demanded by the socialists abroad. It
matters little how perfect government may be- there
element is bound to form organizations, outline a
form of government and to oppose existing institu-
tions.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15

The who CLUES himself the street cars never
stands well with the ladies'
The have told uncle away back and
down in the speakers chair
Howard Gould them is China.
who cleans bricks and the other titled gold brick
It said that Count Bon writes
day trying effect reconciliation and you blame
dresses her his "ttle lump of gold"
The Germans stick the oldashoned education
in the world
My bubble Of fame collapsed the day fellow asked
Chicago burglars LIQUID pistols
would rather be hit by dumdum bullet that implement of
called the Chinese inkpo than to be shot liquid pistol
charged with water from the Chicago River.
would naturally think that the people of Salt Lake
would have congratulated Apostle Joe
child but instead the authorities
for his and threaten send him prison.
send the apostle and thus cheat the addition
family out of it's prerogatve of pulling dad-das whiskers
The Kansas City Star tells about farmers wife who first
county fair for all the following dbes: Sweet potatoes
hued butter BEANS sorghum moasses watermelon pickles. apple
sweet pickles. ginger bread CAKE egg Kisses variety butter
brown bread peach and goosby butter canned goosebee
tomatoes, damson plums, raspbere backbees
and ounces Now isn't this farmers wife by far greater
than the society lady whose dear little do blue ribbon
pinned to his tail at a dog shown
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15
AN AZ0rnaiSt.

.AD .AZ07n2iSt
NOTED Frenchman recently predicted that this
country would, within the next twenty five years,
cease to exercise the powerful influence which itdoes
today. He believes that interaecine disturbances
will cause war between capital and labor and, by
compromise the present solidarity of the states will
be destroyed. This prediction has been made re-
peatedly In fact, it is hoary with age but it may
happen in time, if it is repeated often enough.
Just at present conditions may warrant apredic-
ton of this nature. STILL these surface indications
are not 80 ominous to the American, altho Euro
pean may look at them with alarm. He bases his
judgment upon history, believing that similar
ditions must produce like results This gentleman
should bear in mind that rivers do not always follow
the same channel does it necessarily follow that
history invariably repeats itself. Moral turptude
does not indicate the destruction of nation espec
ally if this demoralizng influence is only apparent
in particular sections of nation.
For some years this country has endeavored
to shake off the insidious traditions that has been
disoontenanced by philosophers for generations.
These traditions whether in the form of perqusites
or otherwise, must be eliminated in order to ap-
proach, approximately, that standard Of ideas
which all men believe should prevail. That this
il being thoroughly done, the following excerpt
from Judge Hollis speech, in connection with fning
railroad company for accepting rebates, fully tes-
ti6es: "Such q violation of law is much more hei-
nous than the ordinary common vulgar crimes usually
brought before the criminal courts Those are crimes
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15
VIEWS AND REVIEWS.
BY e. W. NJ:

!.
DAD ACTORS.
u ty be said to be who Jump at conclusions
A ssocIATIoN COUNTS a firm believer in the
n adage that "a is known by the
he stays home on lodge (f) nights
THE DIVORCE MILL
THE court decreed that they live apart
i No longer fight each other;
So he went out for better start,
While she went home to mother
IT CAN'T BE DONE! leading politician recently
ling that he "coud stand only platform to
which he could give his whole support This sounds difficult We
would like to the who elected the highest Office
the world Such feat would revoutonz the whole science of
mechanical gravity and dynamic forces No doubt what he
meant that he favored platform which he was to be the
whole thing
THE GROWTH OF THE S Attic the growth of the United
States the population entirely of all proportion
allowing for such accessions athe Philippines
Porto Rico help catoh upfew people
gained and the shifting of the
m The superstition formerly held that the washingo
the reduced domain While this localities
the process reciprocal In is of robbng Peter
Paul. Vast tracts of land added territory each
deposits sand gravel weed wreckage and coral
Each gain In the bays s and
CULTS process rapidly
The obvious would make interesting
of figures showing the size of lands in the 1906 D.
YEAR OF CALAMITIES The year closing going upon
n hstos pages calamies accidents and casophes
When 1906 young docy and camness remarkable
middle age California felt the hidden ferocy After this could
hardly without seeing the gng headlines
DEATH China America Florida
mighty Nature The railroads this year. country
been particularly muerous and aho statistics yet available
looks the figure will eclipse all previous railway accidents
resulted On Time trail Of 1906 will be
wide with DEATH suffering and starvation And all this spite
improved railway equipment in spite deeper Intelligent
knowledge the forces of fire. and winds In spite of mans
vauned superiority and Importance he M after ALL but in
speck mysterious which he bo
lives and which he proud seeks master and regulate
ntrn1
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15
If We only h0z1Sht.

WHENEVER person commits crime or awrong
action, he generally reproaches himself in severe
language for the commission of the act. This dis
plays audable trait which Is often little considered
It also emphasizes the fact that at heart he is not
bad as his crime may indicate. However, it does
show that the man has been needless. There few
men who deliberately commit crime after having
carefully considered the consequences of detection
and conviction.
It is safe to say that if seventy five per cent of
prisoners had considered the final results they would
not be in the predicament which they now find them
selves. If we had only thought of these things be-
fore, the panorama would look much brighter for
many who look upon their future career as
ruined. But such is life. The mistakes which we
make today and moan over tomorrow, are of some
benefit to Others The lesson is not lost. What
civilization enjoy is nothing but amendments of
the past. The man who knows he has made mis-
take and repents of his error, is not wholly lad
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15
These crimes We

Of sudden passion and temptation. These crimeswe
are dealing with were committed by men Of educa-
tion business experience, and standing IN the COM
munity, and such they should be expected to set
an example of obedience to the law, on the main
tenance ofwhch the security of their property de-
pends" 81,
There can be no doubt that the people Of today
are hardening back to the rugged honesty practced
by their forbears This fact is apparent everywhere
Those who believe that our institutions on the
decline, base their observations upon isolated ndi
cations, and not upon the nation whole.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15

FeUTy KetlL77lS.
AT LAST definite news has been received from
Lieutenant Peary, and the exploration enthusiasts
thruout the world are jubilant over the fact Hehas
announced that he approached nearer the long,
sought after goal than any other This is graf
flying news, especially to Americans as the
enterprise was conducted by American capital
1t is true that Mr.. Peary cannot boast of accom-
plishing very much. What his exploit will contrib
ute to science is purely probematical but it safe
to assume that his hazardous venture to the frozen
zone will be of no practical benefit to the human
race Altho he has the honor of getting few miles
nearer the pole than any of his predecessors are
still ignorant of what lies beyond if anything, and
must wait further exploration before the mystery is
solved.
So far, millions of dollars and thousands of lives
have been lost in seeking the North Pole Even if
lit is eventually reached, the result will repay
the pecuniary loss entailed in locating it. From
business standpoint, the proposition is decided
failure. At the present time the world would have
been better off if there were such thing as the
pole but, considering that each expedition manages
to creep few miles closer, will soon be thor
oughly informed as to its location, etc. Undoubt-
eddy Mr. Peary is sorey chagrined at his failure to
make good, for he certainly deserves the honor of
it's discovery But it looks as tho fate was against
him, and that it remains for some other hardy ex-
plorer to capture the prize.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15
NOTICE.

copies Of THE MIRROR who not
ON regular will consider such sample
copies after reading, conclude that THE MIRROR
worthy send to this Office for
trial subscription published above.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15

THE weekly published in the Minnesota State
Prison. and edited and man
seed by the encourage
acquaint
public prisoners disseminate psychological
dpeng prejudice which been
the bar sinister to The entirely
public financial support at time there
should would be expended the
interests Of the prison library.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-11-15

ONE great, strong, unselish soul in every COM
munity would actually redeem the world. Gilbert
Hubbard
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15

Notice ia hereby given, That letters
testamentary upon the estate OF II.
q. Winchell, deceased. have been
granted 20 the undersigned. 10y the
Bates County Probate Court, IN
Bates County, Missouri, bearing
date tho 18Th day * October. 1906.
All persons having claims against
said estate are reqidred 20 exhibit
them 10 me for allowance, within
one year irom Lie date at said let.
tiers, or they may be precluded from
any benefit Of such estate; aud II
said claims be not exhibited within
two years from the date Of the pub.
lication Of this notice, they win be
forever barred.
PHEBE +. WINcHELL.
EXeCutrix.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

REAL rs III IhAASE Guo
Geo B Garten to j c McMullen
20 acres section ) Hudson $3.50.
Joel G Ellington to Edward c
Ellington 40 a sec > Pleasant Gap
S11OO.
CT Moulton to Harriet I Smith
% a sec 10 Grand River $4,000.
S E McGinnis to Al Pickett
lots 13 and II and part lot -
blk - Rich Hill Sl60.
d Woody to Julia NJ Wilcox
40 acres sec 30 Elkhart $1,000.
S G Estes to Fanny VIM tract
section . Done Oak $500.
NJ Catterlin to Fanny VIM
tract section 3 Lone Oak $500.
w n Davis to ]. w. Rogers lot
% block 10 Amoret $50.
R d hurry to w S Hicks part
lot l block Z Reeses ad Hume
5000.
TW Silyers to A + Blachertt
lot block , Williams ad Butler
S2s54.
J Stith to Lee Stith so acres
section Ia East Boone $1,000.
Alyira Watkins to Minnie l
Marquis 25 a secs 3 Charlotte
$500.
f Kessler to Lucy NJ Vale 90
acres secs Is and 10 East Boone
$500.
F Wheeler to CT Showalter
und 1.2 int lot - blk II Sprague
$50.
Pontius to NJ A Cass tract
sec 30 Pleasant Gap, 81.
NJ A Cass to b f Pontius tract
sec 80 Pleasant Gap, 81.
Jos. Adam to Gertrude MORT.
mer lots Z and g blk l04 Rich
Hill, 5000.
w S Turk TO J T Slaybac Z
a sec 9 Usage, $500.
r Dunn to ID + Andes part
lot 1859 Adrian, $1,000.
EJ Baker to S b Hart 110a
sec 10 and 16 Pleasant Gap, $3.50.
w w Ross to Elizabeth A Ross
lot 8 blk / Atkison add Butler,
$1,000.
Thomas TO p r Dark lots
2l3 and 2l4 Adrian, S1I00.
VIM Burton to J d Hutchins
lots 2l3 and PA Adrian, S11OO.
John Sears TO J A Cpbb 1888 a
sec . and 6 Lone Oak, S1.25.
Sam Simon 70 j NJ Pills so a
sec 83 Elkhart, 5000.
Mary b Davis 30 Edward How.
ard part lots 2i5, 216 and 2l7 4th
add Rich Hill, $500.
II Jenkins TO ID II Brooks lots
10 and IA blk Is Amoret, SIS.
Sarah G King 10 Geo II Frank
80 a sec 25 Charlotte, $500.
Win Murphy 10 HI Curtis
80 a sec "a Walnut, S2so0.
L Curtis 10 W S Murphy It's
and 2 blk Z Reeces add Hume,
siO25.
John y Woody 70 Mlrtie simp. !
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15
LODGE DIRECTORY.

Rich Hin Lodge No. 479, A + & A
NJ. meets 2d and 4th Monday nights.
w. +. Tygard, W. NJ; b. Birk, Sec.
Rich Hin Lodge No. 4i2, I o o f
meets every Friday night at odd
Fellows Han.-p Kelso, \ @; L +
Caldwell. sec'y.
Rich Hin Lodge No. 80. X. of r.,
meets every Tuesday night.-Ed Me.
Carly, Jr.. C. c.; John Connolly X.
Of x aud y.
Usage Lodge No. 90, X OF p meets
each Monday night-Julius Elgert,
CO; Z Tarver, X OF X and s.
Rich Hin Camp No. 1871, N W A.
meets every Thursday nightly w
Ferguson, G. } X Martin, Clerk.
Pine Camp No 81, W o " meets
every Wednesday ~night.-Wm.Burns,
&C Watt Dawson. Clerk.
Victoria Camp No ass, Royal Neigh.
bOn OF America; meets "a and 4th
Monday nights in K p (2sg Hail.
Mrs Mile Hickey, oracle; Miss
Nancy Huekeby, Recorder.
Rich lin Lodge No. I, select
knights and Ladies, meets "a and
4th Friday evenings.-F n Clever
ton. Pres W q Myerley, See.
Rich Hi Council No. gIgl. Amer
ican Guild meets every Tuesday
evening" W McManus, Pres; Don
Basore, See.
Rich Hin Camp No. 2l7, A o u W,
meets list and 81 Friday nights Of
each month.-R NJ Woodson, NJ ":
q 6 Cook Recorder.
Royal Arch Chapter A + a. A A.,
No l05, meets lat Wednesday night
IN each month-W i Tygard, II p;
b Hickey, Secy.
Order OF Eastern Star meets % and
4th Tuesday nights IN each MONTH
AIRS ID T. smalley, w NJ; Mrs W II
Allen, secy.
Rich Ain Council No S4s, knights
aud Ladies OF Security, meets LIST
aud 81 Saturday OF each month";
J Bellman, Pres; Nancy Il Bellman.
secy.
Rich Hin Aerie No 57l, Fraternal
Order Of Eagles meets every We'd
nesday night In X p Han 60.-Wm
n Linn, Pres W Frank. secy.
liebekah Lodge No PIG, meets the
LIST ana 81 Wednesday nights OF each
month Ia Odd Fellows Hall.-Alrs J
II Williams, n O. Mrs Alice G Martin
secy.
Gen Candy Post No 100 Ar meets
Ist Saturday Ia each month at SIP.
n.--R 4 McMurtry, z G. Geo ri
Jpgke3y AdjutauL
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15
M oHAHIrABlE

10 your horse ns well as 10 yourself
You need NOT suffer from pains Of
any s0rt-your horse need not sui.
fer. Try "A bottle nf Billiards. snow
Liniment. II cures all pnlus } M.
Ruberts, Bakersheld, $40. writes.
II have used your lloiment for ten
years and nnd Il 90 be- the hesiS /
nave ever used for man pr beast"
sold by Opera Drug stop
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15

WANrED-by Chicago wholesale
and mail order house. assistant
manager imam or womanl for this
county and adjoining territory. Sal
airy 500 % and expenses paid weekly;
expense money advanced. Work
pleasant; position permanent. No
Investment or experience required.
spare time valuable. Write at once
for foil particulars and enclose self.
addressed envelope. Address. GEN.
MANAGER, l34 L. Lake 3 {.
Chicago.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15
Read The Tribune.
A GOOD FAR PAPER FREE.

ANY subscriber who will renew
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vance will receive She Missouri
Valley Farmer a whole year free.
This is the leading farm paper Of
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COuD o. omclals.

Observation-Disclosures. Church.
Circuit J udge-C. A. Denton.
Probate Judge-J. A. Silvers.
sherih--M. b. Morris.
Circuit Clerk-C a.. Barley
County Clerk-J. F. Herrel.
Recorder-T. X. Lisle.
Treasurer-W. r. Bell.
Pros. Atty.-A. b. Ludwick.
school Coma. L. Ives.
Suryeyor-E. b. BORON.
Administrators. T. Broaddus.
Coroner-W. II. Allen.
Presiding Judge. W. McFaddeu
Associate -JnO. Armstrong
-P. a. Bruce.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15

Friends and s~utscnhers to this
paper will confer a favor upon us
by ordering their legal notice.
printed ~ this paper, They can
N = zee for themselves whether shs
Heuees 80 eoHeei o. not'
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15

Circuit court meets IN Butler lat
Monday In February, May and
October.
County court meets LIST Monday 10
February. May, August and No
vember.
Probate court meets End Monday
In February, May, August and No
vember.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1906-11-15

We have quite q lot OF blank
Ahdavits, oil and Gas leases,
Farm leases. Ot,h Of Office, State
m MS Of election expenses that we
will 'rll TO those needing same, as
low as " he gotten any where