Smyrna times., 1906-04-25

hlldlIs Vi NauOnAt interest,".
Money makes the mare go and the
automobile makes the money go.
In this railroad rate matter in the
Senate Everybody talks but Fair
banks" 4
The Railroads have not been very
noisy of late in Offering a private train
to the President
The great objection to consular re-
form is that a number of political hacks
may have to work for a living.
The man who proposes to stand be-
tween the public and the railroads is
destined to be caught in collision.
The Daughters of the American Rev
olution are in annual session in Wash
ington and it is evident that the war is
still going en-.
In San Francisco the milk is found
to contain borax, gelatine and co al tar.
1t looks as if it would be cheaper for
the dairyman to keep COWS.
A Chicago priest announces that at
forty women are no longer young.
That is probably the reason why
women admit that they are forty.
Andrew Carnegie has had conferred
upon him the distinction of the free
dom of Gravesend. Every man event.
ually receives the same distinction.
According to the Southern women
whom Carnegie kissed there was moth
ing left to be desired. Still there are
a number of people left who would
rather have his check.
Many people who hung about the
White House grounds for week be
fore the recent wedding In the hope of
getting a glimpse of Miss Roosevelt
are just as curious now as to how Mrs.
Longworth is getting on with her help.
Many a woman who blames her hus-
band for not sending her flowers as he
did before marriage forgets entirely
how much more he has to pay for those
that bloom on her Easter hat.
Maxim Gorky has difficulty in get
ting his bearings In a country which
welcomes a man who inspires a revolu-
tion in his government, but which
turns him the cold shoulder for having
conspired IN a revolution in his own
family.
The Prophet Dowie says now he is
willing to abdicate for a million of
dollars Having been deceived in his
followers he has also lost faith in the
ravens that looked after his alleged
predecessor.
John Wesley Gaines says there are
300, 900 people in his district in need OF
job but if you would try to hire them
everyone would probably specify that
he couldn't work later than four o'clock
every day there was base ball game
going on.
When the United States took the
Philippines for $50, 600, 900 there was
no extra charge for the twenty-one full
grown volcanoes that went with the
purchase. The example of Vesuvius
lately inspires the hope that there may
yet be something to suppress the revo
luton in the Islands.
The prediction is gaining credenc,
that the Pres ident will run for thirC
term, in spite of his statement madt
on the eve of the last election that b,
would not be a candidate again. Ii
that he may have been like Shakes
peare's character, "When l said
would die bachelor 1 did not thinI
would live to be married"
The United States is we'll rid, if it il
rid of the antiquated seed of nonsense
70 spend half a million dollars to dis
tribute a hundred thousand dollar
worth of seeds is bad business, but
support and encourage the petty the
DRY that the American people can b
bought individually with two cent
worth of free seeds annually is FOOLS
and farcical There is no more neces
sity for the Government furnishin
free seeds to the people than of dis
tributing free beer or fine tooth combs
Impure blood runs you down-make
you an easy victim for organic disease
Burdock Blood Bitters purifies th
ntOOd -auraa tho aonoa- huildo Won N