The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-02-08
THIsTLES


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feSisfs.
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f&liew never 40 81 angel.
--she--rfin sxhiisg 10 brs,A,. but DID
yes ever bros fsrclng TO hart any oss
He-why, y~j shs hsresd v'r lipd.
hsys.
--Hou dess ytur GRANDMOTHER &C., slona
Row that abe has lost sil hxr teeth Oh,
oil night. Yos kIow sbs has . bisirg ton
gee.
We'll, ssid The as, ply scssn, What bas
ihsi rev pssiept u yeurs sots don''
know, rplad The Other, bot I'm irving to
tsrr Il ls,o typhoid fsv,r. I'm great on
thst.
-.Jsstin Gagged Good .veIins, FREDDY.
Do you krow ~bo | smi pnddy gar
sever Yer. Mamma said you ~sre sls.
tsf Clsrs's ss, bcps.
--Psiisi es--Dld the csos give you any
notice when ere wss lssviiss Pairic -
No; shs hardly noticed ~ II all.
do you beIk We that kno.lsdgs 10 pos :
srs sAid Mr.. wigs. ] usd 10 think %,
answered wsxgs, bat have observed ihs,
some Of our most powsrfuI hsArciers are
dis,ir xul.hsd bv what they dost know on
he witness stand.
Elmer hsd bsd company all day, and
sslesphr boy wa never pot TO bed. Just
n his mother finishsd undressing him be
~ "Msmms, / said my prayers on The
way upstairs 90 ~ 10 save time"
Teacher whore did George wsshipG-
ton live sftsr he retired from public lifef
Small Boy--in the hearts Of bis country.
men.
what. Bobby, In trou'ers. exclaimed
the visitor. How long have you been wesr-
Ing thsmi Not very long, rsplisd Bobby.
Only down to my knees.
I've got good substitute for giving
up my SEES, In the car, said Jones' Instead
Of that I'm going to ask the lsdy TO cit on
my lap. Don't cried Brown. tried that
once, and she took me up.
Mr.. Brskss--Who 10 that sour lookii <
dome over theret Mr.. Gubbins--Sir, she
has the misfortupe TO be my wife. Oh
ah--er--ipdsed. cir, the misfortune ii--er
Ali yours, I'm ture.
--Glsdys-Lovs agrees with Helen. Ever
since she has been engaged to that tall
young man shs has had red color. Viz.
giniA--Yes, l hear that be is chemist.
Nay ask II am In the market for =
bid for your anectiontf asked the youth
who did everything In . businssslike way.
You must 70 to par before can take any
stock 10 your onsr, answered the dutiful
brokers' daughter.
AT the last anniversary Of the Cheshirs
school Bishop Brewster told Of . minister
who spoloeIzsd for tho shortpess OF bis
sermon BY explaining that bis dog bad
chewsd up the Arst and last pages Of bis
manuscript, whsreupon . little boy In the
congregation Was heard to exclaiw, Say,
wish somsbody had. given our minister .
purp.
The modern infant was asked what be
Was growing about. an merely Illus
tratipg lbs lbhusnce Of environment, he
explained. was m incubator bsby, you
know. and for any Of my sex to cackls
would b. an anomaly. Don't happen 10
have bottle Of warm milk abou, your
First Actress Have you bsd your dis
monds stolen late Second Actrsss--No
gait that several years ago. First Actress
what's your game nswf Second Actress
Running down prominent citizens In my
auto.
And yos say, said the political bots,
who had been retired and therefore found
leisure for travel, that these mighty pyra.
mids ere built BY SINE aocient govern
msnts That 10 the tuppoai,ior. Gns,
Scott What CHARGE for graft
Lady (travelIpg on an electric railway
for the nrsf time Conductor, please,
which door do get out BY Conductor
whichever you like, mum. The car stop
Il both ends.
--First PArtner-wc'll have To keep an
eve on the new cashier. second Partner
whys nything wrong with his accounts
First Partner--No, but be admits that he
cant live on the salary We pay him.
Il ssppose you feel better since you
have delivered your speech, ssid eneourag.
Ina triesd. IL Isn't 20 much TO deliver .
speech, replied the immature bu, sasacious
s,atssmas. The real triumph consists In
getting IL listened to.
--Bobby-ls God ev~rywheres Mother
tpatiently)-Yes, Bobby. Bobs,--Is b.
In the teapot holher (smbarassed) =
why-why. ves. Boboy-Is be 10 the
sugar bowl. Msiher (frsntically )Yesi l
told you God VAS everywhere. Bobby (tri-
umphansiy placing his baud over the toy
Of the sugar w,l-Hafrahl I've 60
hin,
Edwin and Liza are two little cousins
Of thrss who are a'mcst iaHpsrsble and
divide most Of their goodiea One day Ia
win had whole cracker, ubbattsred, and
bali one which wa battered. He gave
~ former to Lisa. and bis mother con.
nssdsd him fos giving asay the larger