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Immigration for Virginia.

Foundation is hot necessarily prosper
| ity. but very ortenti II hnndliy points the
way to It. More Incl, means more money
hnd more business, and these things form
n rather substantial basis for the gen
cral well being So desirable ew--coh,
ors Ia town. state or cot,htfy are eagerly
welcomed, under moral conditions. MS the
source Of new potential wealth. This Is
true even Of communities which are nj
reads fairly well settled. It Is dou1ly
and trply true OF communities wh!cl, nre
notably ,lidcr settled.
Under tho latter hcnd may DO placed.
Without restrictions, tho whole OF the
Southern States. For various reasons.
most OF them sufficiently obvious. tic
South is suffering from undergraduates
This Is notsriortly frb,n Il negative point
Of view. 1t tSis not simply that this Sec
ton Of the, country lacks tho added
strength tl,at Would come to 1t with
more workors, Increased enterprise and
enhanced tax retiring. The South IS III
iurcd 81 Il want Of common labor TO
operate her mills and till iGhcr fields.
Fairly lnurchcd on a tide Of Industrial
acknowledgements OF such wonderful
rror,sc that no one may sct3n limit 70
its possibilities, sho finds herself sorcly
handicapped by lack Of hands to do
hcr work .j.
II l1ns Ions btcn plhln. however, that
this Unhappy condition IS entirely s,ls-
ccrtibic Of remedy. ana It IS gratifying
TO note that the State OF Virginia has
now taken, steps to correct It. Backed
~ Il, appropriation * $4,000 from tho
General Assembly. commissioners Koiner
Is to so Europe with q View to influence
Ing Immigration Of tic moro desirable
sorts III THIS direction. There Is no
reason to doubt that this mission will
be successful. Virginia Inns certain owl
dent ana specific advanthgeshto offer her
settlers I, which 4l1uropeansNo tho aemi-
grant clnsses know nothing about. It
will be Colnn,Issdltela llohtef,s business, ls
to cxrouudfs these advantages, Sand to
mike itIpinin thereby that Virginia can
benefit the alien no less than the alien
can benefit Virginia. Even II this initial
campaigning resulted In only a compar-
atively small number of Immigrants, II
would still be more titan worth while.
These people naturally like to stay to-
gether. Those who colnesSwiil stay and
settle here, and others, impressed by
their letters home will begin coming
over to join them. In a few years we
might, with proper caro-, have all Of them
VIC need.
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clocks, sewing. machines, pianos, liouse.
hold furnittire and Ill other Visible pel-
sonal property nrc assessed iii lump IN.
der one general qualification;
''Thc value OF Al tho vsible personal
property Of; every description IN tic city
except family portraits IS and private
llbrnry) which includes sliotisehold nnd
kitchen furniture, E.liorscs,4 cows car
rages, btisetcs, watches, silver plate,
jewclry, etc.. 5 sal All .sati
As nircady3 explained, ,stax payers are.
supplied MISC with tf,efs.tato forms, and
some Of Their, I'LL $oiitssbbth5 blanks aud
Oh the state blank Ssspeelty the Number
Of watchcs, scWlns, 3sina chimes. pianos.
etc. but most ss6f sthen.s1i,i,ip all watches
anu 1ewclty, sewing iihachihes, etc, iii.
der tho general Qualification of ''tangi-
bic personal property" Il matters. noth-
l,,s whether onsno. these arttclesSurei item-
lied. The quest loi13is whether Or noithey
arc listed ana llsted 1T II fafr valuation.
Tic figures which we published sovcral
days ago Indicate that they are i.
y. We have said That sowing machines,
clocks, Watches plhnos md the like are
III most eases dumped IN tho Richmond
assessment, but the following table shows
TINT they arctusscsscd In Richmond at
II higher average ii,stn IN aiy otlierS city
In the state: F Is
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!, More About Assessment.

"Rull harping or my daughter" We
refer to tho esteemed Norfolk Landmark
and tho question of personal property
assessments Tho fact Is, our friend lis
In n dilemma, Norfolk Is cracked up to
he ono OF the most prosperous and pro-
srcssive cities In tho State. So she Is,
yet In the personal property assessment
list she gives very poor account OF
herself, showing n total valuation Of
more than million dollars less than the
little city of I.ynchburg. Therefore, the
Landmark must either confess that Nor
folk Is far behind Lynchburg In wealth,
or that there 10 something radically
wrong with Norfolks assessment.
But our friend with tnrewd loyalty-or
| loyal Notwithstanding to harp on
certain phnscs of Richmond's ASSESS
mcn,s In order, we suspect. to divert Mt
tcntlon from Norfolk's delinquency. But
there is really nothing the matter with
Richmond's assessment, 80 far as We
cnn ascertain When the Landmark first
called our attention TO the statement tina
| Richmond had fewer watches than
Stanton we answered frankly that owners
OF watches in Richmond had been dodgng
| the assessor. But we subsequently dis :
! covered and explained that in Richmond
| watches were listed under the general
classification of visible personal prop-
erty" The Landmark ROW calls our at J.
tenton 10 the statement that Richmond
lists fewer sewing machines than Roa-
nokc Norfolk, Lyncllburg or Stanton
and fewer pianos than Roanoke Lynch
burg or Norfolk. This exhibit seems
| to the Landmark most surprising
/ 1t would, indeed, he surprising II 1,
wero correct exhibit, but the ex-
| pianntion is the same as in the case OF
watches, Richmond taxpayers are sup.
piled with a local blank and watches
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loss md injury through the milking Of
illegal orders by the Interstate Commerce.
COMMISSIONS. nnd that is byRopening Wide
the doors Of the courts TO amy one WHO
may be inJuriously affected by an act
of the commission and By giving 10 tho
courts full liberty to- suspend an order
md to suspend tho enforcement Of btIle
pending review. Rather thnn hnvo
an amendment adopted that would de-
prlve the courts Of this right of sllspeii.
sion II would be far more to the interests
Of shippers and communities TO have tho
BIZ so amended as to provide that no
order That might be contested either by
Il shipper or by II carrier should 20 into
effect until It's legality had boon passed
upon BY the courts.
This whole matter OF giving to Il po-
litlca commission tho members Of
which might lie swaycd by sectional con-
slderntions and by political pressure, lilo
vast power to FIX transportation rates Tor
the country is II dangerous experiment.
ana conservative men may lie pardoned
for insisting that every prcenutlor posi-
bic should be adopted to safeguard tile
vast interests that would be affected.
6OGTHE;RNER.
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Merely Joking.

Explaining It.-"Ycs, but really did
sec IL happy Emulti-millionaire once
What ?" Yes; he had Just made an
other million.",'-7Chicago Tribune
And Doubtless Winding TT UNDER
stand he has gone into business for him
self Bit Phe is still interested in
other peoplc's,, Town Topics.
Nfs No Wonder She Left.--'.Wiy did YOU
leave your last place 2" asked tho lady
Of the house ".'rhey qllarrecd too much
mum. ~ said he cook About ,whnt?"
G 81 santyad tHa sooakllng
tia s.osG hssnraqo g,iua%sr asa f,4ss
Did He Mean just Observation-Disclosures
Youth Ito partnar, shaken by3a passing
trcmor) .--"Oh, hope you don't feel
cold?" She q Not at al, thanks. Only
THE gray goose walking overfmy grave
Sentimental Youth with ofrusioh): clap
ny se!"-Puncl.
cholIy, the sQpolspor Tess .'.Cholly is
too stnrid! Jess: In particulars" Tess:
willy we were ut the beach at the same
time last summer and when said l
wanted to learn to swim lie said I
couldn't fool him--tlat he had seen mo
swim the summer he fore. American
Spectator. ,.,. Il
Right for Once.--"Nlr. Secretary said
the mischicvous reporter ut Is rumored
that they arc working on the Panama
Canal" "Iowttoftcn have ] told you to
pay no attention to these malicious ru-
morse" demanded the unthnking secre-
tary. There Is absolutely no truth in 1t.
OF course. Courier-Jo,ilnal.
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How to Choose q Wife y

Editor OF Tic 'I'iincs- DispatcIl.
dnir.-lil read and r,read with Interest tho
Times Dispatch, dated the 2sth Of March.
1905. i Is not without irepldntion ana
mjsEiving, that | venture 10 protest
against some Of the nttornnces you ex
Il risk to tncklc AN edor, ana besides 1t
Is delicate business 70 speak as a min-
ster on the marriage question, since pas,
Iknets. Iii many things You say about
marriage ] agree heartily with you. 1t Is
good doctrine You advocate that people
should marry fomlorr, a little sentiment
with counting FOLKS IS all right, too.
agree with you that "a man ought not to
select a wife as 'thonsh he were selecting
II horse. =" F7Gt
ness for preachers or any other class OF
men TO be-. mulch makers. but without
posing as an npologist for preachers III
TINT the average pastor has n ilnc orpor-
tlnlty 10 give advice often on even 50 dcli-
Gaze II subject, and NOT Il few young folks
sc sefe Cd and yo nHss a n soura
ns 10 what is needed to constitute an
ideal" girl butgp. good girl: Sensible
economical. neal, industrions and pous, IS
mighty apt to Inukt \ man n good wife,
and Tie itiian Observation-Disclosures t:hsay wo-
man ,isn't muchL oE'ilf lnan anyhow. About
the sirls who do npt come com, up ,a to ,lie
be left In single ilesscdness 4 the parsons
I"dcnl" girl has the matrimonial right Of
way, think they will, in the majority OF
cases Mt least, setas good man, as they
deserve ! don't think It would be right
or fair for them TO capture the best OF our
young men.
Your remarks on the power Of love %
make happy matches, notwithstanding
obstacles ilat may DO n the way, have n
Il very plausible sound. but ! cant rate
very highly that sect of love that doesn't
rest OH 4 solid Yhgss OF m, merit and nd OF OF
respect and admiration. The trouble 10
that 50 many of@our young men arc capt.
waited by pretty face. conlely person.
that they dIseo'n, many a noble irnltg AN n
make beauty of person largely the dolni-
mating factor IN choosing if f,d par'n 1eG
Il flower, love begins 70 wanc, too; nnd
yet tic same fellow. forsoMotl'' "{ han ca
welded the good looking Susan Ann y !
think one Of the greatest dangers 90
connubihl bliss IL the growing tendency
in our country 70 put marriage on q
ncrcenary level aud men and women
plight their troths for the money ne, ~. mat
there Is In II. Ftt11'1Il ii.i.
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G&t1.IIE|I

'''rhe Lady OF the Decora ton" Atlantic
Company, New York;, the yellow babies
in n japanese mission school named her
that because or n little emerald watch
Tho EMPEROR. Young ana old, men and
women American. Russian, German. Chi
nese and Japanese fall In love with the
lady of decoration on sight, and never
seemingly, fall out. j5t.,ts. .i,,s,
She liz Il witchng III tie kont,1cky widow.
who goes to teach In n JnpHnese' ntissihn
school, partly TO support herself, partly
to escapo from the world which lH}oWs
ard wdowhood Al first she does not her
self know that llcr sad little heart Is al
Jack s-Jncl1 who has worshipcl llcr. al
his life. But she comes to that at last
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aaszRE.

In "rhc philippine Exncricnccs OF an
American Teacher" Mr.. William r. F'rccr
Sons. New YnrlO. Mr.. William D.. Trccr
gives tho wcll-wrttcn narrative OF three
yenrs' work and travel In our fnraway
Islands ana tho record of his observations
during that time The author q wells ,prln-
cipally upon the moro, favora BILE and less
faml'Inr rhascs OF Fillpino charactcr, of
which he takes friendlyivlcw. He main
talns TINT marked success Is attending tho
application of American education meth
DDS TO problems Of great novelty and In
tcrest, but is convinced that the Islanders
greater dcvroe Of salf-government than
they now nossess. Tho hook contains n
good den, OF new aud fresh material md
will he found helpful 10 moro lntolli-
cont Understanding Of conditions IN the
Philippines. Roll Book and Stationery
(,on1nnuy SILL IT hore aFl
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Book Mems
And X epieus

MY SWORD FOR LAFAYETTE -- BY
Max pelilbcrtoii. Dodd, Mcnd y Con
New York; Bell Book and Stationery
IAU.,s. lticnmond I, 1 l,,, i 4, Is M
.o1his ID tho dramatic, and thrilling story
OF the adventures of ,Zniuu kuy, Il friend
una companion OF the MARQUIS dc l.h-
tuyette. Kay, Il young man, twcnty7,ohe
years Of ngc, accompanied tho American
agents to Enris IN iii; he was present at
Barren Hill, ,nnd Ut tho uefeht Of tho
british troops at Yolrkt9,wil Thence Ie
returned to France. believing Ito 'to,ild
@be o. some service ID General t.ufnycttc,
who had hcrrlehdcd him II q signal nlu,l-
her IN America, md wna hen believed Wy
the American people 10 be III peril ny req
son OF HIS principles and practice IN.
Paris rho story Of tlils adventurous
Journey is not the least satisfactory lEtSo
il, tile lifc Of n man. Of slng,ilnry httlnc-
tico chnrar,c, afd indomltnhle c ,'iar,
,lrlle stirring lovc story running through
Tho tnlo liz III That II romance Of Tint Pc
ROD sliould be. Tho book is Max Penn
bcrton at his best, aud lovers Q ia p bfiskI y.
historical romance cnn hardly
fail to be pleased witliait.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06
THlsDAY' IN HISTORY
April 18th.

Church Day, NJ. Thurs. Sun rises at $50,
sets at $3.50.
17o9-Tirst number OF the TNttler np-
peared. N,
1eoo-'rhc French fleet In Basque Roads
destroyed by tho British, under Adj
mlral Cochran.
1814--Count d'Artols, brother of Louis
XVI, entered Paris; Bonaparte set
Off for the island Of JIba; intercourse
between France and England opened.
and a grand illumination In London
on account Of the restoration Of tho
Bourbons and peace with France,
which was continued three days.
1854--The town OF, San Salvador destroyed
by an earthquake. i.
1855 The church tenure bill, putting the
property Of all religious denominations
in the hands OF trustees. signed py
the Governor Of New York,
13st--'rhc Civil War hegins. The Confed-
crates had constructed batteries on
Morris Island, Sullivan Island and
Cum.<tngs's Point, besides OCCUPYING
Fort Moultrle; they had also built q
powerful floating battery. a OF when
were employed in the attack on tort
Sumter. Fort Moultrie opened fro ut
o'clock In tho morning; Fort Sum
ter did not reply until o'clock. The
fire was kept up with vlgor by both
sides, Major Anderson had under
his command Iii men, including off
GERS. musicians and lahorers. The
Legislature appropriated shoo,ooo TO
arm the state Fort Pckens REIN
forced. tit, .g.t.!. !,
ts62--The Confederates attacked General
Mllroy, at Monterey, Vn,,. but were
repulsed. General Mitchell captured
1000 prisoners at Chattanooga
1aei-General Forrest oyerpoWered the
Union forces ut Fort Pillow and CONS
PEELED them to surrender,
1865 Salisbury, N, G., captured; Mobile
captured by General Candy, 1000
prisoners. $50 cannon, 5000 bales OF
cotton; Columbus, Ga, captured.
1905 Russian fleet sighted at daypreak
on AprIl 18th, In the China Sea, $50
miles northeast Of Singapore; war;
ships Of other nations pntroled sea TO
witness expected battl
1905 Germany IN move for international
congress to consider situation IN Mo-
rocco e fE a rts ~
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cEsEsX1.L1T

From Frederick A.. Stokes Company
comes n handy little practical Ant omo-
bile Dictionary" containing the English.
French and German equivalents of more
titan 1900 technical and other terms cm-
Doyed IN connection with motor-cars md
motoring. Tho usefulness Of the volume
Is enhanced by Il triplccatc arrangement
of words, successive departments giving
translatlons from English into French
and German, from French into English
French and English. The book is there
fore equally servIceable to everybody who
understands one of these languages. Az
tomobists contemplating a foreign trim
and manufacturers Interested in pushing
their sales abroad, should find the die
tionnry, We should imagine. OF the great
est practical value. Tell, Book and Sta
.tionery CO., Rlchmond)
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06

Long before Myrn Kelly, author OF "l.il-
tic Citizens" ever. thought Of writing. sle
used to pn a sort OF oracle during leisure
man who was Il student there ut the time
says that the cry would often ,s.o round;
Come ahead to such ana guch. a room,
Myrn kclly's telling n storH' She adds,
rattves which have made Little GU,
zcns" and its author famous were tod
first at Teachers College. WITH little
afterwards brought them into print. Tile
visit Miss Kelly had planned TO ireland
she is posponinE untiEaftcr she finishes
enough Little Citizens" stories for " sec
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"A DIFFER ENCEy Il SlTi-l
rNl31aIYlNCSs

a D1FFERENCE8
4. IN LUNGS.
Ia the Edinburgh Uni
versity three human lungs lie
side ~ eide. One IS 81 an
Eskimo and IS snow white.
In life, this would be ruddy
with rich blood. Another is
that Of a coal.miner and is
black. The other is Of a town
dweller and is a dirty slate
gray, as are the lungs Of most
city residents. That's why
consumption thrives in cities.
One reason why SCOTS
Emulsion does 50 much to
keep dowt, consumption is
because it helps to keep the
lungs cleat, and supplies
them With. rich, red blood. It
makes the lungs germ.re-
sisting. II the body is run
down and health IS at a low
ebb SCOTS Emulsion will
build it up quickly and per.
tnanently.
SCOTT q BOVINE. ~ Pearl Street No. York.
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CEE=I.I..l1I

Mr. nliss Perry, the editor Fl the At
lnntIc Monthly. and author "Tle ANA.
teur Spirit.''{i''A study in Prose Fiction"
etc, has been appointed professor Of Eng
lish literature at Harvard University from
v;idant fdr. twenty years nnl was for
,nerly held By George rlcknor. Longfcl-
low ana Lowell. Mr.. Perry Will continue
tlle, cditorslip Of tho Atlnntic. Monthly,
which he has held since 1890 - - - fff'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06

she argued. could be accomplished by tho
adop,lo, 90 tie amendments Sto tho rail-
roat, bill offered ny himself, reuuiring
that Just compensation" be made the
standard Of railroad charges. In accord =
ahce with the language Of the Constitt.-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06

Icelandcrs have strange but effective
away. They tie the head Of one horse to
the tail Of another. and tho head of his
to the tail Of tho former. In this state
either backward or forward. If disposed
to movo at all. 1t will bo only in n circle.
and even then there must be mutual
agreement ID, turn their heads the same
way,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06
GHXsNE,y1I

An enthusiastic purchases iof Tho,
Complete Golfer declares In = letter TO
tho publishers that Inc has rend tho book
through at least thirty times, and has
reformed his whole style of play on n
basis Of Vartlnn's Instructions. He has
diEcstcd the. contents Of the entire book
into 1ialf'n dozen pages OF written memo
randa antl rough sketches. which he.cnr-
rics With him IN his inside nockct, FL s.says
TINT Vnrlon is he only writer who seems
TO DO able to tell YOU specifically what. TO
1O onl how to tlo II .
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06

Frederick w. Whtridgc, who has been
nameflAby President Roosevelt to repre-
Alfonso, is the first officially appointed
REPRESENTATIVE OF this country at wed
ding of n European sovereign. since 1878,
when the father Of King Alfonso f,ns , WAS
hnminn. of. Holland, the American minis
tor represented this country.
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usGzlsI:7d1

Stewart Edward White, author OF "Thc
Mountains '"rhc Forest" etc. f., of
course, associated ny his rcndors With
s,icli natural and primitive means or ~
.coluoLion rs horses, canoes, aud shank's
sl,lilre. But TIC sophisticntlon OF city poo
pic has fallen upoit hin somewhat too.
ind lie is now an acknowledged victim Of
the automobile craze. Ills most prl%c.
he wl,izzcs III ind down the beautiful
California roads. 4.H sa%a t
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GOLD CITIZEN

states at the close Of 1905: Woeklies,
IA,465 semi wccklcs. 400; tri-wceklcs. 81;
dailIcs. 2o15; total newspapers. ass3,
Periodicals published IN the United States
ut the close of 1J13: Monthlies, 2,7l0: all
other periodicals. b52, total periodicals,
s.2so; total newspapers and periodicals,
oOdS5
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CST:H0I

hook News for April contains another
OF tho lesser Literary Centres series.
Mr.. u. G. ldtscy writing Of Louisville.
Ky. Madison Gavin. Alice Hogan Rice,
Cole Young Rice. Harrison Robert son,
Elizabeth Chcrry Waltz and Carter Good.
loo are somc OF The Louisville llterateurs.
Mrs, Alice r.. Tyler, OF this city. con-
'Wheel OF Iifo.' The Issue rs q whole
is fully illustrated and contains many
things OF interest TO readers. e
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The Carnegie Library.

Editor Of The 'rmes-Dlspatch:|
,nhc last proposition OF MI. Carnegie
is 10 give the city OF Richmond build
ing. costing $4,000, upon condition that
tic city appropriate $4,000 per nnnnm
per pctually for It's support; as mo
tic cost of this library canno. be estimated.
T'hIs to my mind. is Il fatnl objection to
accepting the gift.
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SPRING Time

brings many ailments, especially when
the system Is overloaded with winter I'M
purities. You suffer from Spring Fever,
Aching Bones, Headache, sIeepessness
and Impure Blood. To stir mp the liver,
stimulate the digestive organs and over
come that tired feeling youll find
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Yonkers Beaux.

Bacon Did you say IL was case OF
love at first sight?
with a fist full OF big bills,-fonkers
Statesman. 4t SER tit5 s5li ls,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06

The Pope's residence at Rome, with its
treasures, in money, is SAID 70 exceed
$50, 009 900 N value.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-06

1t Is also shown that the total per
capltu personal assessment In Richmond
is s92o.GS. against s2S6.GO for Lynclburg;
s1SG.o5 III stnunton, Sol16 III Norfolk,
sG1.66 Iii Roanoke.
But, changing the subject somewhat,
isn't tho loyalty Of tho Virginia news
paper to Its own community something
beautiful? 1t Is free enough in its own
criticisms, but let IN outsider dare cast
II stone In that direction, and ha may
look out for voley Of hot shot In reply.
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In New York the, othcrsluy negro
who had struck a lady narrowly escaped
Il lyncling at the hands Of an Infatuated
mob. Little incidents like this help to
lnistreats the coored man.
Going up-Tw,o! This is not as some
might Imagine, a cry to the elevator man,
but merely an explanatory statement
from the retail cohl-tcalers. N
- E
We decline to do any punning on the
evident mental condition OF MIR. Deeper.
Of Roanoke, who recently tried to kill
a lady ana himself.
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But Proph Dowie must admit that 1t
is something to figure daily on the
first pnge. Top Of column and next to
pure reading matter.
Foreign critics say that We work two
hard over here without seeming to realize
TINT we have to do It to keep UP with
the 1906 prices.
.rlamcs Excite Girls at Female
Normal" says Il headline. No engage
net,ta announced MS got, however.
>you many mend, you may tinker the
bin If you WILL but the scent of tho rail-
reads will cling to It still.
Don't you ever feel, reader. that you,
too. might go far If you only had Dowle's
nerve?
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As to those Beef Trust chaps, tho Pres
ident would 10 glad to send them pack
ing to Jail.
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This long dra wn-out conl, conference Is
be ginning to remind us some of Algeciras.
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Improved water next November. That's
clear isn't It?
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Been rereadins "The Last Days Of
Pompeli," lately?
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