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New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
THE CABINET,

From The Tribune Bureau.I
Washington. Oct 1o.-Mrs Cortelyou wife Of the
Postmaster General. will have as her guest for the
winter her sisters. Miss Grace Hnds who arrived
in Washington last week. and Miss Ida Kinds. who
will be here on November l Mrs Cortelyou will
take part IN official society this winter. being
In deep mourning for her father. whose death re-
Gently occurred at Hampstead. Long Island
Secretary and Mrs. Bonaparte have engaged
apartments the Portland for the coming season.
and will not open house. was expected
Secretary and Mrs. Metcalf will have as their
guests for the winter Miss Chabot. OF California.
who spent the greater part OF last with
them
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
NOTES OF SOCIETY IN WASHINGTON

IFrom The Trfbuns Bursau.l
Washington. Oct 10-Mrs. Charles HalIam Keep
and her daughters have returned to Washington
after spending the summer IN Buffalo and other
resorts
Mrs and Mis-, Barry. wife and daughter Of the
assistant chief OF star OF the army. reached
Washington yesterday after a two years visit to
Europe. Miss Barry spent most OF her time in
Dresden studying the violin.
General and Mrs Peter c. Hams. L. S. A.
have leased house IN II street for the season
General John NJ. Wilson will have with him as
guests during the winter his sistsrs-in-law Miss
Leila Walter and Mrs wadsworth of Portland Me-
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
NEW YORK SOCIETY.

Emmanuel Church. Newport. will be the scene
to-day OF the marriage of Miss Evelyn Blight and
Mahlon A Sands The ceremony will be followed
by wedding breakfast given by the father of the
BRIDE Atherton Blight. at his villa.
Mrs. Anthony Drexel and her daughter. Miss
Margherita Drexel. have arrived from Europe and
will spend the winter In New York.
Mr.. and Mrs W. De Lancey Kountzc Mr.. and
Mrs J. J. wysong. Mrs. Paul Morton and Miss Pau
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

with bids, accepting none that were so high
as to forecast undue profits at the public ex-
pense and none that were so low as to cause
doubt whether the bidders would be able to
fulfil their contracts. The supplementary plan,
of giving premiums or imposing penalties for
work done within or beyond the estimated time
and cost, is already familiar in both public and
private undertakings. and is generally ap-
proved. The whole scheme formulated by the
commission seems, indeed, well designed to
secure the satisfactory completion OF the canal
at the earliest date and at the lowest cost
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
PROF. sAsINg SUCCEEDS DEAN sHALEH

Boston oct. l0.-ProfessOr wallaes clemens
biRe. chairman OF the department OF ph'
Harvard University, was to-day selec'9I ~sncs -
Harvard Corporation TO be dean OF tne -i.I q
Scientific School succeeding the late Nat1s,ra-
Shaler- Professor Sabine became ciel s .nnllsd
tor also OF the reorganized departments "a ~
science at the university.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

The automobile. we have frequently OBJ
served, Is useful invention and has come to
stay. and it is doubtless we'll to provide such
conveniences for city officers who need them in
the performance Of their public duties But
We must doubt the propriety OF the city's pro-
viding automobiles for the free of the "ladi-
trends of every third assistant deputy door
keeper
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
ALFRED MosgLEY COMING HERE

Liverpool. Oct. 10-Alfred MOselsy head OF ta'
National Educational Commission sailed to-SV
from here for New York on the White star Llns
steamer Baltic 10 complete arrangements for - -
visit TO the United States OF teachers reIn ~
parts OF the United kingdom.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
SENATOR egvgRIDaE Ill IN sosroa

Boston, Oct 1O-Cnited States Senator AIber.
Beveridse OF Indiana. Is III at the home OK George
b. Baker at Chestnut Hill. BroOklins and IL .
probable that all OF his speaking engagements FOR
a week or ten days Will be cancelled. Senator
beVeridgs caught cold in Chicago two weeks aso,
out because or his campaign engagements he was
unable TO take rest He spoke IN this city On
Monday night, and toward the close OF his speech
his voice failed him To-day the throat trouo1s
mad practically disappeared. but there was sons
evidence OF fever and the Senator'S physicians
have insisted that he remain quiet and within dos
for several DAYS
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

A number of Democrats who prize regularity
above all other political virtues. and yet find it
difficult to say in many words that they are
for Mr.. Hearst. compromise by saying they are
'for the nominee" A paraphrase IN their case
has to do duty In the absence OF courage
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

What sort OF steer IL It which Hearst js
giving those who apply to him for political aid
and comfort7 IT advise you 10 see Mr.. Muir
ply" Why It was only little while ago that
he was telling these folk that Murphy
stands for squeezing every penny out OF you"
And here hs n directing people to ",sasr thar
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
TO TEACH nv NAVAL ACADEMY.

Annapolis. Nd. Oct lO.-V- O. FreeoHFssl' =
New Haven Conn, has been appointed az
structOr In the academic department OF S,--sr Ens
and law at the Naval Academy. Mr-
Is graduate OF Yale.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

In these days of abbreviation and oondensa-
ton. why call II the Ananias Cup? Why not
simply the Hearst Cup2 II would mean the
same and be three syllables shorter.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

The public prints disclose the fact that the
in,nsrislis.s at Washington have played a
scurvy trick upon the Hon. Gamaliel Bradford
The dispatch which announces that the Spring
aeld Armory Is hurrying the polishing and
sharpening of 5000 cavalry sabres for possible
use in Cuba contains the statement that these
ara the last quarter Of lot recently made for
the government by the Anes SWORD company
OF Chicopee. Mass. OF which, as esei' s"'.
perialist is of course well aware MT BRADFORD
is treasurer Though we are without specinc
information on the subject, we are morany GER
tain that some double dealing must nave oeen
practised to induce Mr.. Bradford 70 pecoihe
party to the forging Of these weapons tor 'he
oppression Of a free people. The order must
havo been so disguised as to lead him TO oeheVe
that they were to be worn by some sucn peace
loving warriors as the knights Of the Maccaoees,
and await with interest the well oeser'eo
excoriation which the War Department VIII re-
ceive when Mr. Bradford's attention Is drawn
to its pertidy.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS. 8.

Among the passengers who will sail today Z"
Europe are: -
The KA1sERIx AUGUsrE VICTORIA. FOR AA-
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

Mr.. and Mrs. n. j. Cobb. r.
Mr.. and Mrs y " Gamorili.
Mrs. Burton Harrison
THE BREMEN.
DIR. and Mira George z
Blskelee
Andrew ] OnderdOnk
LA LORRAtNh Z
Mrs a. a. Waterhouse
Captain W. s. Hughes. U,
4 n. and MA Hug Las.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

A Brooklyn entomologist. having been led by
Mr.. Hearst's description OF Mr.. Jerome as a
"Croton bug and Mr.. Parker as a political
cockroach" to consider what order Mr.. Hearst
himself belongs TO. decides that he is a humbug.
In bugology the Brooklyn man seems to be an
expert
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

England's new Dreadnought appears to be-
worthy OF her name.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
Iep31nrk Dailp Gribrnc.
THE NEWS THIS MORNING.

THURSDAY. OCTOBER II. 1906.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

1t would be interesting to know how many
members Of the Brooklyn union which has sent
a letter and resolutions to President Roosevelt
demanding that Americans be employed in dig
gns the canal would be ready to go to Panama
and dig The opportunity has been open to all
OF them for many months
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

Charles Thaw
Henry W. Phsips.
Mrs Z. 5. McKee,
FOR BREMEN
III. W. Reed.
DIT Gertrude Wsrd
FOR HAVRE.
Mr. ana Mrs. j. ]. NA
NJ. W. W. Dorn~
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11
NEw.YoRK DAILY TRIBUNE THURSDAY. OCTOBER II. 1906

same Murphy, "the chief criminal OF them all
That's as bad as steering greenhorn UP
against q bunco sharp
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

The Down AMI Out Club cartoonist In the
employ of Mr.. Hearst has announced that the
club is to be enlarged. This certainly shows
foresight The Murphy-Hearst-Conners crowd
after election viii need plenty Of room
New-York tribune., 1906-10-11

The Pennsylvania State Capitol scandal en-
phaszes afresh the sad conclusion that arohi-
lecture and politics can never be safely mixed
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
Like Fish Out Of Water.

House Agent--Yes, Sir I've rot thu
very thing that viii suit YOU beautiful
house and fine situation.
Cieut-Fine situation. Ell?
House Agent Splendid situation, sir.
Healthy placeys
Healthy? should think 80. WHY
sir, in that district sickness is practically
unknown"
"Ah, well then, the house won't suit
me. You see Pm medical man. -
London Tit Bits
An Unusual Excuse.
Whenever a jury Is empsnelled here,
remarked q member of the bur, "the
presiding justice in the court in which
the talesmen are being examined is in.
variably swamped with excuses. Bust.
ness men, as a rule desire 20 be relieved
Of jury duty, and ] suppose that ineli-
nation on their part Is no more than nat.
ural. But Of all the excuses ever proffer.
cd, my recollection does not bring to
mind an effort being made in this iuris-
diction to evadc jury duty because Of
the alleged illness of the mother. in law
Of any talesmen. However, / am in.
formed that such an excuse was actu.
ally presented in a court recently in
Pennsylvania.
Among those summoned for the jury
was a prominent dealer in cattle, the
presence Of whom, in Lancaster, neigh.
boring town, was essential, The Judge
was strict, and it was known that ex-
cuses, unless based on illness. would not
be accepted. The talesman in question
carefully considered the situation. III
the members Of his family were in ex.
ceptionaly good health, and the situa-
ton seemed desperate, but, remembering
that his mother-in-law was complaining
some, as usual, the business man decided
to try to get away. When his name
was called he asked to be excused be-
cause Of sickness.
Sickness Who Is siekln the Judge
inquired, seemingly not much interest.
cd.
My mothcr-in.law,' the tNlesman ex-
planned.
"Ihc court was Immediately all az.
tention After pausing for moment,
TO recover from the shock.
his honor asked
you say your mother-in-law is siek?n
Eyes sir was the reply.
"'And you want to 20 home TO wait
on your sick motherin-iawr the judge
commented 'You may go. Many have
been tho excuses offered here, but never
before in the history Of this court has
q man asked to be excused that lie
might 90 home to wait on his sick moth
erin-law You are excused. Wash
ington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
GREEN FLAME.

3
Give the Turquoise to betrothec
ones true.
lis the deep OF the zenith blue;
But slake my hearts desire
With the liquid flame of emerald
fire.
Ills the glmmer of salt waves a-break.
ing,
And the simmer Of young leaves ii
spring;
With light and love awaking
Wakes the glitter of the emerald
ring
And the diamonds sparkling light
Give TO fame and beauty bright!
But slake my minds desire
With the ripping flame Of emerald
fret
lis the green Of the storm sign CLEAN.
ing
Through the gold in lowering skies,
lis the couch where April lies a-dream.
ing
In the iris of the ionquil eyesl
And the blood-red ruby wine
Give 70 dame Of ancient line!
But to quench i'll though accurst.
And to slake sweet souls athirst:
Give the glimmer of the March stars
glancing.
And the simmer of the dragon flies
wing
With life and love advancing,
Flash, fountains Of eternal spring!
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

had secured such Roadway that The
work Of suhdning the fire after the fire
men once got started at their work was
all the more difficult. That sort Of an
incident isn't peculiar to ST. Johnsbury
by any means. There are other towns
and cities which have met with the same
trouble, They have perhaps provided
themselves with first class equipment
with which to fight fire and have theif
rested in apparent security, Security
until an incident similar to that which
took place in st. Johnsbtuy stirred them
to realization that equipment, regard
less OF how good, win not keep itself
in shap. In other words, there must be
a frequent inspection Of apparatus and
MIGRANTS, 70 prevent the possibility of
incidents which hamper the work Of the
firemen and make useless the best equip
ment.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
ToLERATIoN.

There's no use b raisin' huliaballoo
Cause people exist uncongenial to you;
There's all kinds o HOSES an all kinds
of corn
An all kinds Of people, as sure as you're
born.
Some HOSES is gentle an willin' an
kind
An some needs beatin' before they will
mind
There's no use complainin' an blamin
the lot
Some people are righteous an others
arc not,
We was all meant for good when We
started TO grow,
But there's no way Of tellin' how people
will 90.
It's the same way with corn; some is
useful To us,
An some turns 70 whiskey an raises
fuss,
An We don't blame the corn What I'm
tryin' TO say
In rambliu an unsatisfactory way,
Is that bosses an corn am us creatures
with minds
Is bound to turn out lots o different
kinds
Washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
MISSING WOMAN RETURNS.
World Famous Pianist Said She Had
Been Walking"

Chicago, Feb. b. For nearly eight
hours yesterday, Mrs. Fannie Bloomfield
zeisler, the world famous pianist, was
missing from her home, and her friends
and relatives, together with the police,
were SECURING the south side Of the eity
Tor her. During the afternoon Mrs. Zeis-
Ter returned to her home alone and ut
terly exhausted She declined to say
where she had been.
Mrs. zeisler has been failing steadily
for some time, and the fear Of being
compelled to abandon her musical work
has 50 preyed upon her mind that she
had become subject to periods of melan-
cholia. Yesterday she eluded her at,
PENDANTS and left her home alone. She
was missed within few minutes and
? search was begun.
Mr.. Zeisler said last night;
Mrs. Zeisler was very nervous when
she returned, being on the verge Of col
lapse. She would not talk about her
absence, and when | asked where She
hel been she would only say walking
She was assisted 10 her room and imne.
diately went TO sleep. AZ soon a. prac-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
NEEp or nYpRANr rNspEor1oN.

A little incident in st. Johnsbury re-
Gently ought to serve as an object les
son to all municipalities and incorporat-
ed villages. In responding to an alarm
for fire, the fire fighters went to one ny.
drant. 1t was frozen. They went TO
another. 1t, too, was frozen. They
tried a third, and as luck would have It,
they were able to get a stream of water.
But meanwhile the fire had been eating
its way into the building attacked. In
the interval between the arrival Of the
fire department and the turning on Of
the first stream Of water, the flames
had had considerable time in which to
work their havoc. And, besides, they
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
A Model Witness.

The Opposing Counsel--What is your
name?
The Witness (aPpealing to the iudge)
Am J obliged TO answer thisg
The Judge-You are.
The Witness-My name Is Todgers.
First namef"
~ decline to answer"
con what groundin
II would be construed into reaee.
ton on the good taste of my parents
Where were you bomfs
= decline to answer"
"Why"
Because all my information on tbe
subject Is OF the hearsay character
But you were there at the time n
Il decline to admit it,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
what il your aeeYp

What is your ageY"
Before answering / desire to consult
with my attorneys"
What i your ostensible business
Il do not remember
Are you in any way connected with
the ramrod trust
II do not remember"
What II its capitalization
4 do not remember"
What is your salary"
Il do not remember
Are YOU marrieds'
II do not remember"
me Judge1'h hearing will now h
adjourned until 10 o'clock tomorrow
morning. And want to congratulate
the opposing counsel ON the marked
PROCESS made in advancing the
case. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
ENrERrAINEp Dee MINIsrFRs.
Pr. and Mrs George W. Phillips Received
Congratulations

Rutland, Feb. 1s.-Rev. DR.. George w.
Phillips, who will retire from the minis
try June /, after serving 20 years ~
pastor Of the local Congregational
church, and Mrs. Phillips, entertained the
Rutland county Congregational minis
tefs and their wives here today, the oeca-
sion being the 11sth annual meeting Of
the Rutland County Association of Con
gregational Ministers. Twenty-Five per.
sons sat down TO the turkey dinner. In
addition to the social features Of the
affair there were some interesting adj
dresses. The principal speaker was
John Bieknell, professor of English and
philosophy at Jaifna college, Ceylon. He
told of his experiences during three years
~ Ceylon. Rev. Clifford H. Smith of
Pittsford spoke on THE Development IF
Church Benevolenee.' There was an adj
dress by Rev. Il. L. Garfield of Castle
ton on the topic: THE Minister'S Care
Of Himself
Rev. Dr. Phillips received many con
gratuiations on his long, successful pas.
toTate.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
Sooner or Later.

The self-complacency OF the man who
hasn't smoked for two weeks would be
SIMPLY intolerable to his acquaintance
# they didn't feel 50 sure that he will
fall before another week Is out.--Somer.
vile journal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
Ought to Work.

"Physic teachers say person can be
cured Of The drink habit by suggestion.
Do you believe III"
well, it's poor rule that won't
work both ways. The habit IS usually
formed by the suggestion To have 4
drink detroit Free Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
Producing Muscle.

Bacon--I see as many as 4O61 mus.
cles have been counted in the body OF
a moth.
Egbert--l guess III have TO give up
eating meat as muscle producer aud go
home aud chew up few Of my wifes
furs Yonkers Statesman.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
From His Point of view.

Little Andrew-papa, what do people
mean awhen they talk about the big
sticksn
!, Papa (memhcr Of Congress from the
Cmpteenth district Any United States
senator, my SON. Chicago Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

Living up 70 its reputation as freak
legislation state, Ohio has now had fore
cd upon it bin providing that each
bachelor in the state shall support one
old maid, It's only bill as yet, how
eyer
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
weather Prophecy.

"You consider the grounding Wealth
er prophet9'
yes" answered Mr.. Sirius Barker.
But be isn't reliahle'
= said weather prophet, not wiz.
ard Washington star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

The worn-out plant Of the scarcity Of
snow has been buried beneath two feet
Of the stuff The plant will not be dug
out before the latter part Of March,
at least.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

AS If liquor discussion wasn't enough,
Health Officer Lindsay Of Montpelier has
turned the spigot on the water and the
milk questions. But let it flow; there1l
be no harm done.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
Different.

There once was a girL Mary Shedd
Who'd frequently stand on her head;
One evening her beau
Asked why she did so.
"Oh, just to be diif'rent," she said.
-Denyer Post.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

Pure air will yet be cure.all. They
are now utilizing it for treatment of
pneumonia just the same as for tuber-
ctllosis. Aud the satisfactory thing
about the treatment is that it is free
To all.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

Mayor Burke Of Burlington has been
four times called and three times chosen.
Ut remains to be seen if he viii be chosen
the fourth time.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
Spoken from the Heart.

Its Il great thing to be single"
I'VE bachelors realize that
But not as 4 married man does. ~
Minneapolis Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

The Boxers in China and the boxers
in the United States do lot Of linn
bering up with their mouths before ac-
ton.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY IS. 1906.
900
copies, the largest paid circulation of
any daily paper in this section.

There were no graduates in the science
Of hazing at Annapolis yesterday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

It looks as If someone were working
TO beat the record Recently a man
died in Vermont at the age of 100 years.
More recently we have recorded the de-
mise Of a man whose existence was set
at FIVE years higher. And now a Rut-
land negro passes away at the good old
age Of 10 years. The age limit is APP
parently advancing by half.decades
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

The years show how well the people
of the United States have followed the
counsel Of Abraham Lincoln, given in
his second inaugural address, when he
declared; with malice toward none;
with charity for all; with frmuess in
the right, as God gives us 20 see the
right, let us strive ON to finish the work
we are in; to bind up the nations
wounds; to care for him who shall have
borne the battle, and for his widow and
orphan; to do all which may achieve
and cherish a just and lasting peace
among ourselves and all nations"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13
JINGLES AND JESTS.
The WaistIine Variable.

The WaistIine Variable.
Mary had a little waist
Where waists were meant to grow
And everywhere the fashions went
Her waist was sure 10 40.
Nrw Orleans Times Democrat.
------------~-v---
Boston Version
OF all the sad words
OF earthly scenes
The saddest are:
We're out Of beans"
Minneapolis Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

ticable, she will be taken TO a sanitari.
um for rest and treatment
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-02-13

3 III per cent interest on saw
ings. New accounts invited
J. HENRY JACKSON, President
+. q. ROWLAND, Treasurer.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-07-08
Two Negroes in Trouble.

Joe Iowa, a negro, who is accused
Of receiving stolen goods, had hear
ing before Judge Butterworth yester-
day morning,
A watch charm that was stolen
from the home of II. +. Wharton on
the Fourth was pawned in Mr.. Hollo-
ways shop by the negro. Iowa said
that another Legro gave him the
charm to pawl and that he did not
know it was stolen. The second ne
gro in the ease was not able to give
a very satisfactory account of how he
came intol possession of the charm.
The judge bound both the fellows over
to the grand jury. Iowa's bond was
made 81 600 and the second negro IS
$1,000. In default of bond both were
taken to Muskogee.