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Suitable to Any Of the New Summer
MafNPeala.

No. 2145-If one has seen the dainty
new gowns displayed in the shops she
realizes that the year is one Of unusual
fascination in the world Of dress. So
many OF the new gowns are made
princess that 1t is q real delight to find
one which Is built on other lines. The
gown shown was designed by one of
Americas foremost artists. and has
elIcited much praise from the fashion
critics. The waist Is of the becoming
surplice style, with pompadour yoke
and full or three-quarter length sleeves
This is made on a French lining, per-
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quite Republican vote, and many Re-
publicans are in office. Representative
Livingstone, of Georgia, will work just
as hard to get a Union veteran employ
ment as he would a Democrat, but he
is about the only one.
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a round yoke hand. The girl who as
sists her mother on cleaning day or In
the kitchen will find the apron inval-
liable for protecting her frocks. The
apron buttons in back and reaches to
the hem Of her dress. Two pockets in
front are convenient for the handker-
chief and other necessaries. The gar
ment is SO complete that it might serve
as working dreSs<on warm days. Per-
Gale, bingham or another apron ma
terial might be used. Three and three
quarters yards of 36-inch goods are
needed for the apron in the medium
size.
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Reunion Of the I'd Ohio III. A.

Comrade r. NJ. Sechler. Secretary Of
the I'd Ohio Heavy Artillery Associa-
ion, Moline, ILL.,. announces that the
annual Reunion will be held in G. A.
i. Hall, next door to City Hall. Wednes-
day. July 4, beginning at 1890 q. m.
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Encnmpment OF the Department OF New
York.

Department Commander James NJ
Snyder, Of Albany. n. ", having ascer-
tanned that it would be impossible for
the hotels at Saratoga Springs to be
open on June Is, IA and Is. has an
nounced a change in the date OF the
Encampment. which has been post
poned to June 20, FL and p.
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VESUVIUS IN ERUPTION.
Terrible Destruction With q Heavy Loss
Of Life.

IeEkIOlc DcStructlOn WIN y k1cuSy LObs
OF Life.
Mount Vesuvius. near Naples, is the
most famous volcano I'm the world. A
large portion of its fame comes from its
destruction in the year Is Of two popu-
lar Roman watering places and Sum-
mer resorts-Herculaneum and Pom
peii. Since then there have been occa-
sional considerable eruptions separated
by long intervals of time, but most Of
the time the crater gives no other sign
Of activity than q column Of smoke and
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2123-sizes. IL to Is years.
A Tiny BIsbop Dress.

No. 2125.-When the little maid Is
getting her start in life she is quite too
small for anything but slips. and SO the
latter form of dress comprises her whole
wardrobe for several months. As q
change from the slip we are showing a
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TTNEN CENTS FOR WORM Cure FIFTEEN
Il cents each for Rheumatism Fever.
J. Walsh. l408 Tenth Ave. West Seattle waSh.
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melt at nome WITHOUT iEtIn IO<sOi Time Pay
| Instruments DR. III. &. KEITH. Specialize In
Nervous Diseases, sf1 NJ 81. TOLEDO OHIO
n OSING YOUR GRIP
IL When PHI vSical activities seem he weaken
Ing an the mind losing its grip the powers
ofJuvan Piiisasseri themselves by feeding nerves
reaching every hinciio vi the hum IN organism Civ
trial quickly proves their far-reaching efficacy 0i
sent only by e. F. HOOP Co,-Iiooas Sarsapa
rilia,-LoweI Mas. on receipt Of us advt ana 81
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ness for morning and outing wear. IN
excellent example Of the trim. good
style waist is shown. The front is
slightly fulled and finished on the Shout
ders by the edges of the back yoke. The
sleeves are moderately full and COM
pletsd with narrow stitched cuffs. AS
TO materials, one might use any of the
washing fabrics, pongee or an outing
flannel. Three and one-eighth yards Of
36-inch goods are needed for the me-
dunn size.
No. 2141-sizes, 80 to AZ inches bust
inca Snro
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NOR TEN CENTS I WILL SEND postpaid, a
II pint package finest "Orental Hair Tonic" and
also reliable formula purely vegctable) TO Darken
and Restore Gray Hair"
W. d. JOHNSTON. Quincy, Ill
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fectly fitted by darts which extend to
the shoulder. The flve-piece skirt Is
slightly fulled about the waist and hung
over a slip heightened by q circular
fiounce. A fouIard, crepe de chine, silk
wolfe. organdie. swiss or null would de-
velop the gown pleasingly. For the me-
dunn size IFS yards of 36-inch goods
are needed to develop the pattern.
No. 2145-siZes, 80 to AZ inches bust
measure.
This pattern is offered as a special
opportunity to our patrons the waist
and skirt being offered for 10 cents, the
price of one pattern.
Where Neatness Is style.
No. 2141.-There are such hosts of
elaborate waists this year that 1t is Il
pleasure to find one which is trim and
smart without being fussy. The up-to-
date woman and girl appreciate the
air of style which pervades certain plain
shirtwaists. and in the present season
especially they realize the appropriate
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MARRIAGE PAPER FREE: most reliable pub
AH1 iishei Eastern Agency, So Bridgeport Coma.
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MALE HELP WANTED.

VHIREMEN AND BHAKEMEN ON MARYLAND
- ana DINER railroads. Experience unnecessary.
Fireinen 500, become engineers and $500 month
~. Brakcnen SIS. become Conductors and Si56.
State age. send stamp. Name position preferred.
Railway Association Room 100, 90 Monroe street,
brooklyn, v. y.
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STAMPS AND COINS.

O. .5 PAID FOR RARE 1853 QUARTERS.
sCIs Keep all money coined before 1875 and send
10 cents At once for set or coin and stamp value
cooks IL may mean fortune 10 you. Address
C. +. Clarke. Agent. Room 0. Leroy. y. \.
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A Blouse Of Smart Individuality.

No. 2135-Separate waists are OF SUI
preme Importance in planning ones
wardrobe, and the clever woman will
always seek for designs which are not
only attractive, but individual and
smart. Such q blouse is shown, and its
simple elegance Is its great charm. The
The National tribune., 1906-04-19

MARRIAGE DIRECTORY FREETOA LI-PAY
AS1 when married: new plan: send no money For par
ticuiars address Selecciub. Dept IS Tekonsna Mich.
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cuffs. while the natty vest of silk sets
Off the whole very prettly. The skirt
Is circular, with straight front panel
which may end at the waist line OF
continue to n high corselet height, be-
ing completed by a shaped girdle which
Is Joined to it in a seam. This mode
of high corselet skirt is far more
practical for home development than
the other mode which is cut in
one with the skirt, for there are nc
wrinkles about the waist in this and
no fussing about the fit of the skirt
where 1t shapes in at the waist. This
style is especially becoming to the slen-
der woman. For the medium size 6 u
yards Of 44-inch material are needed
for the suit.
Two patterns: No. 2132-sizes. 80 to
AZ inches bust measure; No. 2133-
sizes, 20 to 80 inches waist.
The price of these patterns Is 90 cents,
but either will be sent upon receipt OF
10 cents.
4 ServiceabIe Apron for q Girl.
No. 2123.-A very serviceable apron
for q girl is shown here. 1t can be
made in high neck, with a deep round
yoke and low collar, SO as to cover the
wearer completely, or finished with just
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PENSIONS.

LIVERY PENSION CLAIM THOROUGHLY
II considered. The highest possible allowance Sc
cured by applying TO n. W. SHOPPELL,
Pension Attorney, Washington, d. C.
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BOOKS AND PICTURES.

nANIEL HOTTINGER THE VETERAN
II Book Seller so Wes. 18th Street Chicago can
supply you with nearly any book in print. Catsog Of
Civil War books free
BEAUTIFULLY COLORkD IRISH POSTAL
- Cards, for % cents
John stilson. Milford, Conn.
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TaTaac s1es. 4sSS'S Tee. ". 10; 6xS feet. ~ 20
FrOnn tse ahoSe prizes we will allow -
spcciai dtse onnt 81 - per cent. Thus makes
our prices the lowest In the l. - Best L. - Bunting
iaade Flag 6a6i oxs with jointed pole eagle belt
ana tassss complete - Best Banner silk Parade
Flag last colors. - S5 White silk embroidered stars
ik fringe. silk tassels jonted pole eagle belt cover
coinpiet. 5000 or size 6Ks's trimmed above COM
p!e;e, sss.0l
GRAVE FLAGS
Made Of rlnsin, printed In bright colors With name
number and location OF Post printed In black Ink
stripes AMI mounted on strong sticks
ska ifches, per gross. 500: per- half gross. $500
l.Sls inches, per gross Goo: per half gross S.7s
Hx.S inches, per gross 20: per half gross. TO
kiags without Printing.
sxif inches per gross, e. ~. f,xls s. 10: IKEA &0o
COTTON BUNTING fLAGS.
Best In the market for the purpose absolutely fast
colors guaranteed fade Ia six months mounted
on stained stats. with gilt spear heads.
izxis incheA plain per gross. fiao. isx:4 inches.
per gross. fi5G0 ieyfs inches. with printing. DER
gross $500: per half gross tcs i6x2i inches With
printing. per gross $i7.5o; per half gross, $3.50
White muslius streamerS, with name etc, OF Post
printed on instead Of flags price as printed
fAgs Goods sent G. q. ID, cash 20 accompany
order send for catalogue OF other ags and supplies
COMRADE j. A JOEL a co.
s. Nassau Street. New York.
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CORA WEEK AND EXPENSES TO men with
eDoO rigs 10 Introduce our Poultry Goods.
URWON Co, Dept ., Parsons, Kan.
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AGENTS WANTED.

A GENTS FREE, ONE OF PROF. MEYERS
"A handsome Masno- Electric Combs and III eraiurs
telling about agents money makers. MEYER NOV
Ely MFti CO., state ST., Pek:n III.
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ROO WILL BE PAID FOR

3OUU any case Ihat my iianor
Tobacco and Cigarette Remedies, I'm Iiq-
uid form. fall 10 cure, either with or
without patients knowIedge-5o ceiits
and 81. Tablet form aisJ. Mailed
on receipt Of price.
e1nnn WILL BE PAID for any
~ lOUO Opium. Morphine aud
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NY ANTED-Thc address of VIM.
w Blanl<ley who served I'm Co. ID.
14th Wis. Last heard Of about 80 years
ago 1T Bannock City, Idaho. Address
John Evans. Seymour, Iowa.
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NYANTED-The addresses OF Capt
w Lupton, Lieut. Whitney. Orderly
Sergt Samuel Goul, all Of Co. g. 18TH
Pa. Address David Adams, Mechanics
burg. o.
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"ANTED-The addresses of members
w of Co h Sd w. Va. Cav: by NJ. o.
Clutter. Box IS. Benton City. Mo.
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ADDRESSES WANTED.

NYANTED-The addresses of John
w Huston. Corpl Edwin Clark, First
Serg't Griffin. and Sergts North and
Wilson. of Battery I. 9Th III. A. Art,
Spanish-Amcrican War. Address Forrest
f.. Andrews. Canton, Pa.
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:" ANTED-The address Of Col. Sim
w clair. of the 9Th Pa. Reserves.
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NTANTED-The address Of Israel Ty-
w Tor, who enlisted from Fayette
County. ILL.,: regiment unknown. Address
w M Taylor, Hagarstown, I'll.
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n INFORMATION WANTED-M. III. SAM
j mas. Adjutant of A. Lincoln Post, 4,
40 Charles Block. Denver, Colo, wants
| To know in what regiment and company
Lieut. Albert l.. Brown served. He en-
listed at Springfield. Ill.,. early i'm the
war His papers were all destroyed by
Ere. and his widow needs the number %
his regiment and company.
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NTANTED-The addresses of members
w of the ID L. S. Inf; also the adj
dress Of Capt. LII. S. Hawking. 60. G., 9Th
L. :. Inf; by James Lawton, Sergeant,
Go. |. I'd L. $. Inf. Scioto. q.
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Wy ANTED-Thc address Of Col. John
w &. Moon. who commanded the
11Sth L. S. {. T.; by Serg't Robert Hop
kins. Co. &, 1fSth L. 5. c. r., Crawfords-
willie, Ind.
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"ANrED-The addresses Of members
w Of co. II. slst Ohio. especially the
addresses OF John SleyGl John Brum
field. ChaS. Wagner and ChaS. Rose.
Address James Stratton, Trimble O.
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NANTED--The addresses of members
w of Co. G. LIST Wis. Cav. 1 have
made application for pension, and
need afiidayits from some of my old COM
pany. Thomas Anfinson. care of q. A.
Brighton, Granam. Young County, Tex.
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A ny CoMRADE RECEIVING LESS TIL An tie
IA should inform me Of the number of his pension
certificate the rate month he Is getting: also ths
day and year Of his birth. Then will write him how
TO get increase r. w. SHOPPEI.T., Pension
Attorney. Washington, o. c.
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WANTED-,The addresses of two
w comrades who knew James Smith,
Co. ID. 10Th Pa, while in the service.
and after service knew him as Henry
Chapman. Address Tyrell & Henncssy,
Grass Valley, Cal.
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w Of Col. Peter A. Porter. in June,
1864: by Eugene l.. Babcock, CO. \, Sth
n y. Ii. A.. Gasport, y. y.
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NyANTED-The address Of any party
w who has knowledge Of William
Barfoot, who enlisted at Peoria Ill., in
the year I841 or 1S4S. and served during
the Mexican War. The last information
his relatives had of him was a letter
received while his company was cross
ing the plains. Address Rev. q. j. Bar
tlebaugh, Peoria, Ill.
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VOUR PENSION BUSINESS PROMPTLY AT
Il tended to by old soldier Is years a Penslo,
Attorney. Address Ira w. Booton. GallIpolis. Ohio
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!" ANTED-The address of Geo. r..
w pingrce. Captain Co /. 9Th Regi-
ment, V r. c.; by Samuel $. Smith, Tia-
wanna, o.
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GPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN To WIDOWS
- claims for pension. Write me after death
OF husband. sending his pension certificate. will
collect what Is due him for you and get the high
est pension allowance for yourself II. w. SHOT,
PEI.L, Pension Attorney, Washington, ID {.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-10-12
HON Happenings

Read the Farmers Bank ad
this week.
Kayser, the jeweler, has a new
ad this week.
There has been quite an apple
war on in the city off and on dur
ing the week.
The city advertises elsewhere
for fifty men to work on the
sewers at 81 .25 q day.
G. II. George of Minneapolis, q
fruit com mission man, has been
in the city during the week.
Mrs. j. H. Neuenburg made q
visit to Twin Brooks Tuesday,
returning Wednesday morning.
Miss Mabel and Florence Hsr-
per of Kilborn are making ar
rangements to come in andatteud
the Milbank school when it
opens.
Mrs. J. A. Rickert, of Sisse-
ton was in Milbank between
trains Tuesday on her way home
from q visit to friends in south.
ern Minnesota.
McCollum & Thirsk, the firm
that makes the mailorder houses
go some in price making, ere
offering apples at so cents q
bushel. Read their ad on the
last page-its hummer.
= Edmund Cook, of Wilmot, who
is q member of the state demo
cratic com mittee. was down last
Friday on his way to Sioux Falls
to attend q committee meeting.
Cook admits that even democrats
need = little fixing sometimes.
Marvin Lockhart arrived home
last Saturday for couple Of
weeks visit with Milbank friends.
Marvin is employe in q general
store at Buss ell, in the lumber
woods Of Wisconsin, the store
being conducted by the Bussell
Misunderstanding and Lumber COM
pany.
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laroat Rumlnage safe

Thursday, Friday and Satur.
day, October IS 26 %, in the
Elliot building on Main street.
Conducted by the ladies aid
society.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-10-12

FIFTY MEN WANTED to work on
new Sewerage ut Milbank. s. Is.
Wages ez.25 day. Appls "a
CHAS. SuTCLIFFE. FOfeman.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-10-12

George LaSell OF OrJley was
in town Wednesday.
DR.. Vosburgh has a change in
his professional card elsewhere.
Andrew Stavig of Sisseton
was in the city Monday.
LII. Bentley is expected home
tonight, from Montana.
Ben Koepke was an Albee Wis
itor Saturday on business.
Mrs. Conright and daughter
Hazel were lake visitors Sunday.
Ed Dore is haying Gem ent
walk laid at his residence pro-
perty.
Manager Stahler of the mill
was an Ortonville visitor We'd
nesday.
Otto Killeson of Lac qui Parle,
Mimi, was in town Friday on
business.
Mrs. Eggie of Webster is q
guest at the Rev. Tragitt home
this week.
Lillian Walch and B. 0. Oehler
of Big Stone City, were Milbank
visitors Friday.
CO. Dohm of Morris, Mimi,
was transacting business in this
city last Friday.
Charles Pryor is new SUBJ
scriber on the Dakota Central,
with phone No. IS.
A new cement curbing is being
laid along the sidewalk in front
of the St. Hubert.
George Tessin, who recently
moved into town from his farm,
is building a new barn.
Mrs. Rix and daughter Doris
and Natalia Bleser visited at
Simpson Park over Sunday.
Mrs. B. w. Frost and daughter
Hazel, of Orton vile, visited Mr..
and Mrs. Ed P. Dore over Sun.
day.
Mrs. A. Gray aud Mrs. j. w.
Hines, jr. of Sisseton, were Mil
bank visitors Thursday of last
week,
Julia Johnson and Bessie
Kvenberg of Revillo, were Mil
bank visitors Thursday of last
week.
Mrs. L H. Bentley returned
from Minneapolis Saturday
morning, where she had been
visiting for several weeks.
Mr.. Murphey, of the firm of
Murpbey, Ewing & Bradford,
St. Paul, was transacting busi-
ness in the city Wednesday.
Read the local want column
if you want to buy or sell any
thing-need help, etc. Adver.
tise if you don't find what you
want.
M. Reese of Minneapolis was
transacting business in the city
Tuesday for the Scandinavian
American Steamship Co., of
which Anton Foss is agent.
F. w. A. Poppe, who has been
out from Minneapolis for several
weeks attending to his thresh
ing and arming interests in the
country, returned home Tues
day.
Never Judge a tablet by it's
cover, but always examine care
fully before you purchase and
pay the lovely green. Get a
Fielding special for 5 cents-166
ages-largest pen tablet in the
city for the money. BUSTER
Brown.
O. Negaard has moved from
the Watson house on Fifth street
and A. Mallum will move into it.
Mr.. Moses Kelsey, the owner of
the house vacated by Mr.. NAL
lum has written him that he de-
sired to take possession Nov. 1st
when he will move back to this
city from Canada.
Mr.. E. w. Phelan received
word from his son George ut
the Rochester hospital stating
that The operation for appendici-
tis had been successful, and
that he left the hospital yester-
day. After q few days rest at
the hotel he. will return to this
city. Georges many friends in
Milbank will be pleased to heal
Of his rapid recovery.
Groat Rummage Sale
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TIME TABLE.
-. Il ID. DtvhsiM. e.. M. Il 81. r. ny.
GOING EAST
PassenRef-Daiy -. :06 p. N.
Feoe0nger-Daily except Sunday 10 80 q. m.
Way Freight 3:16 p. m.
0OlN0 WEST
Paesenger-Daily. ily.....................2 2:35 q. m.
Paesenger-Daily except Sunday ...... 5:29 p. m.
Way Freight-Mllbank to Aberdeen. 8:30 .. m.
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He Hnd to Watch raem.

The late George M. Stearns, the mo- ted Massachusetts criminal lawyer, was great lover of poker. He was also very fastidious in his personal habits and immaculate in his dress.
 One night he was out until late hour with convivial party, indulglng in his favorate amusement. The next morning at the breakfast table his wife, observing with surprise his un- tidy appearance, remarked:
 George, can't you spit without soil Ing your shirt bosom?"
 George" looked at her moment, and then remarked solemnly: Mary, if you had been in the party I was last night you wouldn't have turned your head to spit"
Holbrook argus., 1906-01-13
A Vase Worth s45,ooo.

Another family treasure of great value which has since passed into the keeping of the nation is the Portland vase, now exhibited in the British mu- scum, says the Westminster Gazette. This vase comes from Italy, and what its age is no man knows, though it has been proved that in 235 A. D. it was deposited in a sepulcher under the Monte del Grano, three miles from Rome and is believed to have contain. ed the ashes of the Emperor Severus. But, whether or no, Pope Urban VIII. had it dug up; and for more than two centuries it reposed in the Barberini palace at Rome. In 17S6 the Duke of Portland purchased it from Sir Will fam Hamilton for 1929 guineas and de- posted it in the British museum fifteen years later. The vase is only ten inch es high. In 1845 man named Lloyd, employed at the museum. picked ID 2 stone and hurled it, in fit of frenzy, at the case which contained the pre- cious relic. The vase was smashed into hundreds of pieces, but with great ingenuity they were all put together again, and as it now stands is said to be worth at the very least f15,000
Holbrook argus., 1906-01-13
SMUGGLING ON THE ICE.
Russian Duties Evaded by Skaters on
 Frozen Branch of Baltic.

The Kurische Half is lagoon. or back water, of the Baltic, in East Prussia, extending along the coast for about fifty miles, south from Memel says the Golden Penny. It is separated from the sea by a narrow sandy ridge. Lying, as it does, so near the Russian frontier, it affords d fine field for smugglers. The en- trance to the Half at Memel is very narrow, and the lagoon is thereby easily frozen over in the winter. Then the smugglers fix runners on to their boots and sail on the ice. Rus sian duties on spirits and silks are high, and these are the articles which the smugglers are fondest of trading over the frontier.
 The Prussian revenue or excise men are very keen in the pursuit of these smugglers, and have supplied them selves with boats that are faster on the ice than those of the smugglers. The latter, when they find themselves pursued, put out long boathook and propel the vessel like a punt. But the excise boat, if once fairly within sight of the smuggling craft, usually runs it down to the end. In vain do the smugglers throw overheard their cargo to Tighten the boat, and, per chance, to tempt the excise men with booty. They are inevitably caught up with. and then fight ensues with boathooks. Sometimes the smugglers at bay are more than match for their hunters, and get away after killing or disabling some of their pursuers. Yet the smuggling traffic f1ourishes in spite of the wide-awake eXcisemen.
Holbrook argus., 1906-01-13
Keep Cutting the Dirt on.

The members of the family were camping out south of town for the day and little Georgle had been assigned the work of peeling the potatoes for dinner. After laboring for half an hour he hunted up his mother
 "Mom," he said, T gotta have some more potatoes"
 "Why, I gave you enough for two families like ours," she replied, in sur prise. "What did you do with them?"
 q forgot to wash my hands," said Georgie, "and by the time l got all the dirt cut off the potatoes they was too small to eat. throwed lem away" Kansas City Times.
Holbrook argus., 1906-01-13
Plausible Theory.

The great detective had been sum- moned to the plumbers office.
 q can't understand it," said the plumber. "The young man has been in my employ for the last three years and I have always found him honest and trustworthy. But three days ago I sent him to collect bill in the sub- urbs and he has failed to show up since. Now, what do you think of it?"
 "Oh," replied the S. d., q don't think you have any cause for alarm. He was probably paid in small bills and is still counting the money to make sure that the amount is correct"
Holbrook argus., 1906-01-13
ApDrODriate.

"I confess that I have burdened you with much mediocre verse;" said the tall bard, entering the sacred sanctum, "but here Is a poem that really is a bird"
 "A bird, eh?' smiled the busy editor, "Then 1t would be very appropriate if l pigeonhole it."
Holbrook argus., 1906-01-13
Economical Thought.

"Oh, George!' said Mrs. Youngman, "my canary birds dead"
 "Yes?" replied her husband. You're not grieving much."
 "NO; you see, I can have it stuffed for my hat next fall, and then the rest of the hat won't cost you so much.'- Philadelphia Press.
Holbrook argus., 1906-01-13
No Wonder.

"What has made the energetic Mrs, Embonpoint so angry?"
 "In writing up the church fair which she made such success, the society editress said of her that she was woman of wonderful hustle. ."-Hous- ton Post.