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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
Killed on the Rails.

CARTERSVILLE, VA, January Is
Moses Ayers. colored, was struck by
Chesapeake and Ohio train No. II near
Pemberton Saturday night and killed.
The accident occurred about Z o'clock.
and the body was found three hours
later by Captain Dahney of the section
Will Be Named for Governor.
force. An inquest was held by Coroner
fury rendered verdict that death was
the result of being knocked down and
run over by Chesapeake and Ohio train
No II,
The body was turned over to the fam
lily. Moses Ayers had been employed as
a section hand by the Chesapeake and
Ohio Railway Company since the first
section was organized on this division,
and had good reputation.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
MERGER ASKED.
Three Underwater Railroads Seek
ing TO Consolidate.


The Corporation Commission received
an application on Saturday for permits
sion to merge the Virginia Carolina Coast
Railway Company. Suffolk and Carolina
Railroad Company, and the Carolina
Coast Railroad ompany, under the name
and head OF the Carolina Coast Railroad
Company. with principal offices at Nor
folk.
This merger Is. one OF the largest that
has been proposed In this State In many
years. as the capital stock OF the merged
companies is to be $4,000. The presi
dent OF the company will be ]. T. Odell.
of New York, prominently connected with
the steel trust and immense lumber in
terests throughout the Eastern States.
Back OF the merger. according to ru-
mors are plans for the opening up OF
large iron deposits in North Carolina,
building immense pudding furnaces and
converters for the manufacture OF steel
in or near Norfolk. the terminus Of the
lines merged.
Thomas w. Shelton, Of Norfolk. counsel
for the Baltimore and Ohio and other
large railroad. telegraph and Transport
tation companies. filed the application
with Judge crump. OF the commission.
who Immediately afterwards put the
papers in his inside pocket and dis
appeared.
The three companies are said to be at
present paying about seventy-fve per
cent. on s4.5OoOo0 capitalization, and with
the extensive additions in the way OF
extended roads, water front and Inn
provements. blast and converting fur
naces. lumber mills and other Develop
ments, 1t is expected that the company
will soon become one of the richest local
companies in the State.
The application is for permission to
merge one company chartered by the
Legislature. another chartered by the Cor
poration Commission and the third, char
tered by the State of North Carolina. One
OF the companies, the Suffolk and Caro-
lima, has been known as the John L.
Roper Lumber Company's road.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
Father and Daughter Dead.

Especial to The T1mes-Dlspatch.)
CHARLOTTESVILLE VA, January
es.-something like an epidemic OF pneu-
monia has struck this city. there having
been as many rs six deaths from this
disease In the past few days, due prob
ably to the sudden and decided changes
in the weather. fst
In one family there was two deaths.
father and daughter. Mr.. j. w. Bunch. a
former merchant. passed away at the
advanced age Of elghty-seven, and was
yesterday followed by his daughter. Mrs.
w. II. Critzer. aged sXty-four. Mrs.
Critzer. soon after her marriage. was
badly injured In railway accident, and
had to have her left arm amputated at
the elbow
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
Returned Missionary Speaks.

ESPECIAL to The T1meS-Dlspatch.1
) CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA, January 2S.
The Rev. w. H. Sheppard. a colored
minister OF the Presbyterian Church, who
some years ago went to Africa as a mis-
sionary. in company with the lamentea
Rev. Samuel N. Lapley, de llvered two
addresses at the Presbyterian Church in
this city to-day, and this afternoon spoke
to mass meeting Of colored people at
the Delevan Church.
He told thrilling story of his fifteen
years among the tribes along the Congo
River many Of them cannibals. Large
congregations heard DR.. Sheppard. who
is one of the foremost men of his race.
He is originally from Wayneaboro, Va.
and is honored in being member OF
the Royal Geographical Society of Lon
dom
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
Annexation Matter To-diav

Judge Nicol, OF Alexandria, wifi hear
the annexation matter in Henrico Circuit
Court this morning. The court will open
at 10 O'clock. and the attorneys onP either
side have said that they would be- pres
ent.
1t is very likely that after opening the
court a recess will he taken until late
In the afternoon or, perhaps. early Tues
day morning, More than a week will 10
consumed in the hearing OF the evidence
Of matters Of ftct Il the controversy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
Breach of Contract Suit.

Wood and Dow, advertising agents OF
New York, have entered suit against the
Talcum Puff Company, Of Asheville, for
alleged breach OF contract, a contract
was made by the Talcum PUT Company
with the Wood and Dow Advertising
Agency, far the placing OF advertisins
signs In the elevated railway stations In
New York city, and II Is alleged that
the puif company defaulted, being unable
or unwilling to continue their contract
The advertising agency now sues for
damages In a sum not yet known.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
MORE THAN DOZEN
ITALIANS BURNED.
Tried to Pour Kerosene Oil Into
Lighted Lamp at
Camp.
(specIal to ZINC TImes.pIspa,ch.l

lSpeclal 10 Tic Times-DIspatchD
RADFORD. VA. January 2s.--Three OF
the fourteen or fifteen Italians burned at
the Bell Spring Tldewater camp Friday
night were brought here this afterno
and placed In the company's hospital for
treatment. They were badly burned on
the face and hands. but, will recover.
The rest OF the men were burned on the
hands, some OF them almost to a crisp,
but Will be treated in camp The fle
started from an attempt of the men to
pour Kerosene oil into lighted lamp.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
son, which takes place on Thursday
February LIST.
BY LORD BYRON.

son. which takes place on Thursday,
February LIST.
Miss Gertrude PITT. OF Scranton. Pa.
is visiting friends here.
Mr.. r. Lynn Tucker is in staunton.
Mr.. C. H. shuier and Miss Eta Lewis,
Of Wicomico. Va, were In Richmond
last week.
Miss Elizabeth Parmley. who has been
visiting friends In Richmond and vicinity
for somo time. has returned to her home
In Newport News.
Mrs. John C. Simpson and little daugh-
ter are the guests Of the Rev t. Men.
Simpson.
Mrs Charles v. Palmer and Miss Alma
Wright. are the guests OF friends in RAJ
leigh, N. G.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
prophet" Dow1E's WILL
Five Per Cent. to Family and Rest
70 Zion CITY Co-relipionists

20 LIOH CITY NO-ieIiS1OttIseo.
CHICAGO, January cs.-Before leaving
for Jamaica John Alexander Dowie made
a will in which he provides for the con-
tinuance OF he's creed and his Zion City.
Here Is an outline of his will:
Ninety-fve per cent. OF the estate, es-
timated at s1o0oon00. goes to the Zion
City Corporation.
Two and one-half per cent. Is to be
given to educational settlements ana
city improvements.
The remaining IL per cent. is to go to
Mrs Jane Dowie. his wife. and Glad
stone Dowie. his son.
Provision is made for his successor.
whom the leaders at Zion are pledged
to support.
All debts against Zion City or Dowie
personally are to be paid.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
formally on Tuesday for the first tim.

this season.
Mrs. Ellen s. Cromwell. who. while
she has resided in Washington for many
years, still remembers she is Virginian.
was tho hostess at a tea at her pretty
apartments at the Albemarle on We'd
nesday afternoon. This rooms were
thronged with callers during the after
press their good wishes to the hostess.
and to meet the attractive people whom
she gathers about her.
Have Home in Washington.
Hon. Harry st. George Tucker is back
in Washington. 1t is understood that he
and Mrs. Tucker will open their Wash
ington home soon, as Mr.. Tucker will be
here great portion of this winter and
spring looking after the bill to make an
appropriation to the Jamestown Exposi-
tion.
Representative Glass is expecting Mrs.
Glass to Join him here soon to spend
come time. Mr.. Glass resides at the
Rochambeau. but he will probably take
apartments elsewhere when Mrs. Glass
comes. a s there Is no cafe attached to his
present apartment home.
Representative Lamb will be visited soon
by Miss Lamb. who was with her father
here for some time last winter and made
many friends during her stay.
A social event of the present week be-
ing looked forward to with pleasant
anticipation. Is the reception which the
Vice-Pres!dent and Mrs. Fairbanks will
give Saturday evening in honor OF the
Senate and House OF Representatives.
Mrs. Fairbanks, owing to her long con-
nection with Washington society, as wife
OF the Senator from Indiana, and presi-
dent-general OF the organization of the
Daughters OF the American Revolution,
and now as "the second lady of the re-
public" is known to everybody in society
at the national capital, and Is one of the
most popular women in Washington. The
hospitality of the beautiful Fairbanks
home. in x Street, has become proven
hfn1
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
"Wednesday Euchre.

The Young Peoples Wednesday Even
Ing Euchre Club met at Miss Marguerite
Gilbert's. No. 1909 West Main Street.
Wednesday. There were sixteen present.
The first prizes were won by Miss Gay
Rider and Mr. Ernest Kendler, The con-
ISOLATION prizes fell to Mr.. Y. Hopkins
and Miss BeVille,
The club willy be Gntertained next
Wednesday afternoon by Mr.. Howard
Holt at No. 52s West Grace Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
An Ideal Hostess.

Mrs. Fanpanks is an ideal hostess. She
declares she hasn't any nerves. She saws
she never worries During the trying DAYS
of the last session OF the Continental
Congress of the D. A. r.. when several
hundred women would he trying to talk
at time. the president general would
endure the strain for as long time as
another officer. would slim across IN fha
New Willard from chases. where the
sessions were being held. and lie down for
haIf-hour. first imhIh,np ljberal,v ~
hot milk.
Miss pickett Heth wac bostess ar ,
tea at the residence of her father. car
tain stockton Heth. in Massachusetts
a, W on WeGnesaay afternoon 1,3 =
snans,,, ~ '',,.a ,.,
cn,n,,a, $3.50 ~, as'',ns,
uarner ertsrta,ned covarrpr.a,an. sa,ar
snn ,t d,nner In tho sIxtaan,h c,raa4
home last week. Those invited to meet
the Governor-elect were Senator Daniel.
Judge and Mrs. Atkinson. Representative
Lamar, OF fiorioa, Mr. ana MIS-. Charles
~ Mss ~, se.,sen' VI Nc" ' oHA'
". G. ~, -. - - I1,,s,.
.,ons 80 $50 ,,,.,a', ~, ma,ai,,,,s.,
tinted iny;,,,ion cards II ,s do,,htf,, e
therefor =; 20 stataa -, tbe exac,tive
mansion that the innovation was for
the nurpose OF making It possible for
the ushers at the door to tell at a glance
ton of that date. I. has been the prac-
tice of some people, 1T was stated. to use a
card emitting to one reception at any time
and crowding at the door. and the scheme
was MT upon OF having the ADMISSION
tinted differently for the different recep-
lions. 1t is said the scheme WORKS per-
PERSONAL Mentlon.
Mrs. r. Bland Williams. OF Norfolk, and
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Urquhart,
at No. lo5 East Franklin Street.
Mrs. NJ. A. Martin has returned from
short visit to her home in Caroline
county.
Mt, E,,a,,n 1,r,co who hos boon ,,,s,t.
~. 49,. T., Mnnfo,,. ana piohn,a,,a
ms i..e'us - ~. - T., Ah;nnd.,,,
va, she was accompanied py i'ef pfoeher'
MI heii it'ss'
Miss Rosas Whtt sha Of No IS
folk this week TO be the guest OF MISS
Lena robson. !.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
Work is DELAYED.

Mr., J. r.. Walsh had intended breaking
ground this week for new residence on
Monument Avenue, but owing to the nd
vance Of $1,000 by the contractor on tho
work. the matter will be deferred Mr..
Walsh says he will not build until the
prices are reasonable.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-29
OF GENERAL INTEREST.
Boards to Assist.

The chairmen alternates and officers OF
the Floral Carnival to be held from
April 18th to May ID. will be assisted in
their work by the boards Of the woman's
Christian Association and that OF the
Belle Bryan Day Nursery and Free Kin,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
CHEAPER FARM land
Southwest Offers Best OppOrtun-
tiles For Securing.HOmes.

MANY farmers in the Northern and
Eastern states are selling their high
priced lands and locating in the South
west. Many who have been unable TO
own their homes in the elder country
are buying land in the new country
Unusual opportunities exist along
the lines of the Missouri Pacific Iron
Mountain Route. The rich, alluvlal,
delta lands and river bottom lands OF
Southeast Missouri. Eastern Arkansas,
Louisiana and Texas, capable of pro-
ducing go bushels of corn, a bale OF
cotton, 4 to tons of alfalfa, loo Du-
shells of potatoes, and other grains,
vegetables and hay crops, can be
bought for $3.50 to $500 per acre.
When cleared and slightly improved
will rent for $500 $500 per acre cash.
Uplands more rolling, lighter soil,
adapted to fruit growing peaches,
pears, plums, grapes berries-also
melons. tomatoes and other vegeta-
bles, can be bought for $500 to $1,000
per acre in unimproved state. Many
places with small clearings and come
improvements can be bought very
cheap. This Is fine stock country
No long winter feeding. Free range,
pure water, mild climate. A healthy,
growing country, with a great future.
Write for map and descriptive lit
erature on Missouri, Arkansas, Louis
lana, Texas, Kansas or Indian Terri.
tory. Very cheap rates on first and
third Tuesdays OF each month.
I'D. WILSON, A. G. P. A..
Memphis, Tenn.
H. G. TOWNSEND, G. T. & T. A.
st. Louis, Mo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

A woman seldom complains about
her feet hurting her if the size of her
shoes stack up to No. $50 few girls
choose comfort instead of corns.
Proposing by telephone Is the latest
but it is just as manly as writing q
letter-and it misses all Of the sweet
ness OF acceptance or the vinegar of re.
fusal.
Persons who complain that we have
no great authors ia this country seems
to forget the talented gentlemen who
write the breakfast advertisements.
Mrs. Leslie Carter, who has son Of
26, gave her age as 33, when she was
married the other day. You can see
for yourself what wonderful woman
she is.
Sixty. eight members of the present
congress served in the civil war-twen
tyfour senator's and fortyfour repre-
sentatives. There are eleven Federal
veterans and thirteen Confederstes in
the senate. Fortythree FederaIs and
twenty-five Confederates are in the
house.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
The Talking Chickens.

A woman has been much annoyed
by the trespassing Of neighbor's
chickens.
The other day she tied with stout
thread to large grains of corn cards
whereon was written:
Please pen us in better. We are
spelling Mrs. Dash's garden.
She scattered these contrivances
over her lawn. The chickens, tres
passing as usual, ate the corn, and
from their mouths that night they
spoke the woman's message to their
shocked master.
Thereafter they trespassed no more.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

''Blank is going to ran for Office next
fall /" Did he say so2' emo, but /
Just met him on the street and he gave
me the glad hand. We haven't spoken
before in two years"
81 confess" said Cholly, 81 pweier
deah old England. should like to be
subject of the king" s'Vain longing"
reported Miss Peprey. COT course you
could never be anything but an object "
Mamma-No, dear, the Atlantic
Ocean never freezes over. Elsie-Oh,
but it must. heard papa telling Mr..
Gayley that when he was coming
across from Europe the last time he
had his skates on all the time.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
Cheap EXCURSION

August 18th Via Mobile and Ohio R..
R. Round trip rate from Okolona to
st. Louis $1,000, to Chicago $15 90.
Tickets will be sold for trains leaving
Mobile August 18th and will be good to
to return leaving St Louis or Chicago
until and including September End, 1906.
Apply to NJ. & 0 r. r. Agents for fur
Their particulars.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
MEN PAST SIXTY in DANCER.

More than half of mankind over six
ty years of age suffer from kidney and
bladder disorders, usually enlargement
Of PROSTATE glands. This is both pain
full and dangerous, and Foley's Kidney
cure should be taken at the first sign
of danger, as it corrects Irregularities
and has cured many old men of this
disease. Mr.. Rodney Burnett, Rock
port, Mo, writes 81 suffered with en-.
larged prostate gland and kidney
trouble for years and after taking two
bottles of FoIey's Kidney cure l feel
better than / have for twenty years,
although am now 81 years DID, For
sale by S.. Clair Wylie Drug CO., Tupe-
10: Bearden g. King, Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

The Hartje divorce case has clearly
gone beyond arbitration and is now 10
the fumigation stage.
The sudden outburst of passion in
Russia can only be compared to the
sudden manner in which they subside.
The Chicago Ladies' orchestra is get
ting into shape, but it isn't known yet
when they will go out on their first
foot.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

"Are you sure the sick man wanted
met" asked the physician, reaching
for his hat. Tie didn't mention your
name, but he's screamin' for some one
that'li put him out of bic misery, and
thought of you right away"
Norway lie going about the election
of q new Cabinet and Parliament as IT
it were but one year instead of 500
years since she undertook the task.
But the lessons of self. government are
not forgotten IN eight centuries.
Fifty years ago st. Iouis policemen
were cautioned by theChief of Police
to refrain from the use of bad language.
Only recently the Commissioners dis
ciplined a patrolman for the offense.
The first warnin- evidently had been
forgotten.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
Excursion To st. Louis An
Chicago And Return.

Very low rates via Mobile & Ohio
Railroad, August 18th, good returning
from either point to. and including
September End. Apply to M. & o. R.
r. Agents for particulars.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
TEN YEARS IN BED.

"For ten years I was confined to my
bed with disease of my Kidneys"
writes r. A. Gray, J. P. of Oakville,
Ind. 1T was so severe trat I could
not move part of the time. / consult
ed the very best medical skill availa-
BILE, but could get no relief until Fol-
ey's Kidney cure was recommended to
me. 1t has been a Godsend to me-"
For sale by st. Clair Wylie Drug CO.,
Tupelo; Bearden Il King, Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
WHAT ANEW JERSEY EDITOR
SAYS.

M. T. Lynch. editor Of the Phillips
burg, N. j., Daily Post, writes 81
have used many kinds OF medicines fol-
couQhs and colds In my family but new
or anything 90 good a. Foley's Honey
and Tar. ] cannot cay too much ID
praise Of IT, st. Clair Wylie Drug co..
Tupslo; Bearden a King, Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
WARNING.

If You have kidney and bladder trou-
BILE and do not use Foley's Kidney
cure, you will have only yourself to
blame for results, as it positively cures
all forms of kidney and bladder dis
eases. For sale by st. Clair Wylie
Drug CO., Tupelo; Bearden & King,
Okolona,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

1t is wise forecaster of political
weather who can tell where lightning
will strife two years in advance.
"Uncls Joe'' Cannon says: when
there is nothing to say, a man is a fool
to talk" II this is true the country is
well stocked with fools.
Mr.. Bald Head says that he finds in
every popular society novel that they
pull down the blinds in the parlor be-
fore you reach page sixty nine.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
Hay FEVER AND SUMMER coLDs

Victims of bay fever will experience
great benefit by taking Foley's Honey
and Tar, as 1t stops difficult breathing
Immediately and heals the inflamed
air passages, and even if it should fail
to cure you it will give instant relief
The genuine is in yellow package.
For sale by St. Clair Wylie Drug CO. ,
Tupelo; Bearden & King Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

OrIno Laxative Fruit Syrup Il sold
under . positive guarantee to cure
constipation, sick headache, stomach
trouble, or any. form Of indigestion
II Il fails, the manufacturers refund
your money. What more can any one
do. For sale by St. Clair Wylie Drug
CO.. Tupslo; Beardsn 4 King, okolCna
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

There goes another slice of China !
Chinese pirates killed missionary.
Uncle Russell Sage--peace to his
ashesl-has gone on his first and last
vacation.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

0Mamms, what are twins?" asked
little BOBBY. 'Oh, l know" chimed
in Dorothy, with all the superiority Of
an elder sister. s'Twins is two babies
Just the same age three is triplets ;
four is quadrupeds, and five is cent?
pedes.
"WaIter," called the customer in the
restaurant where an orchestra was
playing. 'sYes, sab" kindly tell
the leader of the orchestra to play
something cad and low while 1 dine.
want to see if it won't have a soften
ing influence on this steak"
We regret to learn from M. Elijah
Toots, of Gadhy, Ia, that his expert
ment at crossing radishes and chick.
weed is unsuccessful. He tells us that
the chickweed scratches the radishes
out OF the patch. he accounts for it
In part by the statement that he got
the chickweed from his neighbor.
visitor-Wnlie, tell your mamma
that I have come to call on her.
Willie Mammals not at home. Visitor
Checked Why, Willie, + % sure ( saw
her looking from the parlor window
as Icame up the street Willie (stOut-
ly)-No, you didn't, neither. That
was Sis peeking through the parlor
blinds. Nom saw you coming from
upstairs.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
bot svrinOs, Ark. Florida

Daily Sleeping Gar without change
Chicago to Hot Springs, with connections
at Memphis from Cincinnati and LOUIS
vile.
Through "Dixie Flyer" Sleeping Car
Line ST. Louis to Jacksonville via Nash
vile. Chattanooga and Atlanta.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
no Cure a Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails to
cure. E. w. Groves signature is on each
box. 25c.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
havana via new Orleans.

Havana, Cuba, is best reached via the
Illinois Central through servi'e to New o.
leans and the new ocean liner, twin-screw;
ninteen-knot
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
-S.SPRINCE ARTHUR

leaving New Orleans every Wednesday at
400 p. m, and arriving at Havana at sum
rise Friday morning.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles. Druggist refund money If Pazo
Ointment fails to cure any case, no meter
of how long standing, in s to IA days.
First application gives ease and rest. If
your druggist hasn't it send SOC in stau ps
and it will be forwarded pos paid by Paris
Medicine Co., St. Louis, M.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-08-08

The Hickman Cat Niagara That's
the Horseshoe Fall. The Tourist
(from Eden Valley)-I see. AM tibet
there other ones the Horsepower
Falls, ehG
She-Oh, we had delightful sail
and just think, the boat cost us only
twenty cents an hour. He-That's
why You liked it. 1t was a regular
bargain sail.
Prisoner-But / would rather tell
my own story. Don't you think it
would be believed? Lawyer Yes /;
that's the trouble 1t would carry
conviction with it.