The champion. (Arcadia, Fla.) 1895-1911, 1906-03-22

as It saw the yaller label
That there never was divorce 10 a
family using t.
That It had FIVE times the enthusiasm
OF brandy at ono-ffth the cost.
That a whole barrel Of whisky didn't
contain the warwhoops Of a single bot.
tic.
But talk was useless, and when
found Il so asked the crowd to FOL.
low me TO the hall where ] was to ex.
hlbit my moving pictures Desiring to
let them understand that was not 10
the business for gain and thereby re-
buke them, announced that the show
would be free to al, including cross
eyed men, This put some life into
them, and they tagged on behind
opened the show by exhibiting a pic
ture Of the beef trust raising the price
Of liver 400 per cent Wherever else
this picture has been exhibited It has
been greeted with dismal groans as
showing the feelings Of the masses. but
in this instance a man stood up and
swung bis hat and shouted
"Hurrah for the beef trustl Long
may 1t wavel Let's have another 400
per cent raiser
He was cheered for five minutes, dur
ing which time several products Of the
vegetable kingdom were thrown my
way. then followed with picture OF
Washington crossing the Delaware.
When this spirited picture was exhib-
tied In the town OF Come OF over 100
free American citizens sprang to their
feet and cheered until fve lengths Of
stovepIpe fell gathering to the floor
During the excitement that followed
some one picked my pocket Of 81, but
I did not lay It up against him. long
ago discovered that when an American
citizens patriotism is appealed to he'll
do most anything to show his desire to
die for his country.
In this instance the picture did not
receive one single cheer though kept
II IN front Of the audience for five min
utes. When my looks expressed the as
constituent felt the mayor got up and
said:
"Move him along. G. Wash, Is a
back number Give US something up to
date"
/ did. gave them the picture OF the
congressman found guilty on two trials
OF stealing government land not a
hundred miles from their town and
was about to deliver a brief lecture on
the enormity Of his offense when the
crowd rose up and began to cheer and
hurrah. They said the congressman
was bully boy with glass eye and
that they would sign a petition for his
pardon. I choked OF my remarks and
exhibited picture Of an orphan girl
starving on the streets OF New York.
Not one sympathetic sigh did ! hear
from the audience / showed the same
girl dead on the sidewalk, and several
persons broke Into laughter. showed
her entering the gates Of heaven after
her trials here on earth, and the mayor
rose up and said;
'This ere show seems to be a good
deal OF a fraud, and II Il don't Inn
prove I shall treat It as fraud"
then exhibited q picture Of a trust
buying up all the butter, eggs and
vegetables in the country and holding
them for a raise, while worklngmen
and their wives and children we're eat
ing burdocks to keep life In them.
wherever that picture has been ex-
hIblted It has been received with the
widest enthusiasm, and IN two cases
men have gone out Of the halls With
shotguns 10 pepper members Of the
trust, and here It was dead failure
Nobody cheered and nobody groaned'
After painful period Of silence a red
headed man arose and said be had a
duty to perform. II was a duty he
owed to himself, to his town and to the
country at large.
While | was wondering what he was
getting at he came over and hit me a
swat on the Jaw that rendered me I'm
conscious. When l recovered I was be
Ing escorted out Of town by band Of
hilarious citizens, and before turning
back they made II plain that II ever
entered the town Of Getaway Quick
again | might lose my valuable life
Upon casting up the damages ! found
thew had injured me to the extent Of
500 10. say nothing Of the humiliation
TO nv feelings. was cast down for
an hour or two, but finally charged Il
M to profit and loss, and the songs Of
sadness came back to my soul again.
A pilgrim Ia one Of the fellers you can't
keep on the grass long M. VuAD,
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