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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14
social Limits.

You may tell man that his neck
tie cannot be recEoned among his sue
cesSes. you may point out his errors
in regard to Investments. you may re
proach him for emitting TO take ad-
vantage Of the opportunities be las
had for advancement. aud he will ac-
cept all your criticisms with reason
able calm. but take gentle exception
to the way in which be protounees a
word and the chances are that his next
remark Is OF heated nature London
Queen.
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THE n. Y. WORLD
Thrice-a-week Edition

The Thrice-a-Week World hopes
to be in 1906 a better paper than ii
has ever been before, and it has
made its arrangements accordingly.
Tts news service covers the entire
globe, and it reports everything full
", promptly and accurately. 1t is
the only paper. not daily. which Is
IS good as a daily, and which will
keep you as completely informed OF
what is happening throughout the
world.
The Thrice-a-Weew World is fan
IN its political reports. You can
get the truth from its columns,
whether Jou are Republican or Dem.
0crat, and that is what you want.
A special feature of the Thrice
a-Week World has always been its
serial fiction. 1t publishes novels BY
the best aethors in the world, novels
which in book form sch for $1.50
apiece, and is high standard in this
respect viii be maintained in the
future as in the past.
The Thrice-a-Week Worlds regu-
lar subscription price is only s1.OO
per year, and his pays for 156 pa
pers. We offer this unequalled news
paper and the Weekly Telegram to-
gether for one year for s1.65. The
regular subscription price of the two
papers is s2-C0.
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The NIne n the calendar.

The figure .. which came into the
calendar on Jan. /. 1889. viii stay. with
US Ill years from that date. or until
Dec 81. 1890. No other figure has ever
had such long consecutive run, and
the . itself has only once before been
ina race which lasted over a century,
that in which Il continuously figured
from Jan ISs9. until Dec. 81. $50, a
i'eriod OF III years. The figures 3 and
{ occasionally falI into odd combina-
tons. but neither OF them has ever yet
served for longer period than 100
consecutive years in our calendar since
the present mode OF calculating time
was established. II is also clear that
from their relative positions among the
numerals it is an lmpossibflity for
either Of them 10 appear in date reck-
onings continuously for longer period
than century.
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cLARKseuRe. W. VA.
Daily. Z Daily except sunday.
Z Sunday only.
MAIN LINE. RAsTRorwn

MAIN LINE BASTB0UND.
Cumberland, Washington. Baifi-
more, Philadelphia and New
York, Depart 1882, am, s5.55
pm. 1885 pm.
Arrive 1883 am, 1853 an.
1928 pm.
Grafton Accom-, Depart 40 % am,
x7.1s pm. Arrive s7.s6 am,
1910 pm, 1902 pm.
MAI: LINE, wEsTBoUSD.
Parkersburg, Cincinnati, Lon=vIIIe
4 st. Louis, Depart s12 IS ara,
1855 am, 1928 pm. Arrive
1852 am, s5.35 pm, 1885 pm.
Parkersburg Accom-, Depart = -
am, x3.40 pm. Arrive 1902
am, x7-1s pm, z9.05 pm.
W. va. . PITTS, NoRTHBOUsSD.
Connellsville and Pittsburg. depart
1915 b m, z10.25 a. m. xIO q
am. Arrive 1890 pm, xif.o5
x4.15 pm, x11.05 pm.
pm.
Fairmont and Morgantovn, depart
x6.15 am, z10.25 am, 1880
am, x4.0O pm, z7.O5 pm. Ar.
rige xS.40 an, 1925 an, 1850
p.ms x4.00 pm, x11.05 pm.
". VA. 4 PITTS, souTHBOUED.
Weston, Depart 1900 am, 1880
am, x11-25 am, 400 PM.
Arrive 1918 am, 1855 am.
E9.4o am, 1900 pm, x7.O5 p.ns.,.
z7.O5 pm.
Pickens, Depart x6.OO am, z7.55
pm, 14.15 pm Arrive xS.55
am, $40 am, KOS pm.
Redwood and intermediate points.
Depart $500 am, x11.25 am,
Arrive 1900 pm, KOS pm.
Webster Springs. Depart x11.S5
am Arrive roo pm
WEST Va. SHORT LINE.
New Msrtinsville & Wheeling Ac-
com, Depart s5.4O an. r. 81 ). "a
Arrive Hills am $40 pm
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Ponorina az Flaa.

When our soldiers went TO Cuba
and the Philippines, health was the
most important consideration. Will.
n. Morgan, retired Commissary Ser.
geant c. S. A., of Rural Route /.
Concord, \. H., SAYS: 81 was two
years in Cuba and two years in the
Philippines, and being subject tt
colds, ] took DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption. which kept
me in perfect health. And now, in
New Hampshire, we find it the best
medicine in the world for coughs
colds. bronchial troubles and al
lung diseases. Guaranteed at F. G
Bland, druggist. Price SOC and 81
Trial bottle free.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

Do not drift into careless habits OF
speech. Slang. which IS sIovenliness In
speech. IS as contemplate as slovenli-
ness in dress. Many people use slang
because they are too lazy to think OF
proper forms for the expression OF
thought The clothing Of our minds
certainly ought to be regarded before
that Of our bodies.
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Win Cure Consumptior

A. A. Herren, Finch, Ark, writes
"Foley's Honey and Tar is the best
preparation for coughs, colds and
lung trouble. / know that it has
cured consumption in the first
stages" Yos never heard Of any
one using Foley,s Honey and Tar
and not being satisfied. Sold By
Sturm & Wilson.
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Cured Hemorraags, of the 1,4ngs

Several years since my lungs
we're 20 badly affected that l had
many hemorrhages,7 writes a. II.
AXE. Of Wood, Ind. q took treat
ment with several physicians with
ont any benefit. / then started to
tske Foley's Honey and Tar. and nv
lungs are nov as sound as a bullet.
| recommend it in advanced Stages
Of lung trouble Foley's Honey
and Tar stops the cough and heals
TIE lungs, and prevents serious re-
suits from a cold. Refuse substi-
tutes Sold. BY sturm 8 Wilson. !,
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FOR SALE Or RENT-Two-story
store building, rooms 2OS54 feet /.
two warerooms attached, 1890 feet
one stable adjoining. 16x1s feet
Old established stand for Is years.
Possession to be given April 1st.
Located in Adamston, ". Va. For
further particulars inquire Of
Rhodes & Rhodes, attorneys, Jacobs
building, Clarksburg. mar5tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

If you viii make inquiry It will be
a revelation TO you how many sue
cumb to kidney or bladder troubles
in one form or another. If the
patient Is not Heyond medical aid.
Foley's Kidney Cure will cure. It
never disappoints. Sold BY Sturm
& Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

". R. Ward, of Dyersburg, Tenn,
writes: "This is to certify that I
have used Orino Laxative Fruit Sy-
rup for chronic constipation. and it
has proven. without doubt. TO be
a thorough, practical remedy for this
trouble. and it Is with pleasure
offer my conscientious reference
Sold BY Sturm & Wilson.
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A Lesson II HuIfk.

Healthy kidneys filter the impuri-
ties from the blood, and unless they
do this good health is impossible.
Foley's Kidney Cure makes sound
kidneys and viii positively. cure all
forms Of kidney and bladder disease.
1t strengthens the whole system.
Sold BY Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

Not to understand treasures worth
tin time has stolen away the sIightcst
good Is cause Of half the poverty we
feel and makes the world the wider
ness It is.-Cowper-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

0rino Laxative Fruit Syrup is
best for women and children. Its
mild action and pleasant taste
makes it preferable to violent purga-
tiyes, such as pills, tablets etc. Get
the booklet and sample of Orino
At Sturm & Wilson's.
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nrraRirr IA GentIr.

SIr. Dc Club--Niy dear. a great Ger
nan physician says women require
bore sleep than men. Mrs. De c.
Docs he: AIR. DC C.-Yes. my dear
um-er--you'd better not wait mp for
ne TONIGHT.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

An English mayor tells this story:
"A woman. speaking at a meeting in
support Of women's rights. repeatedly
asked her audience. Where would men
find themselves without women?
a weak voice from the rear Of the
hall:
In paradise. num-"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

Town deliveries till Sunday noon
for Justus Ice Cream. sjst
Cure the headache and no not af-
feet the heart. Youngs Headache
Powders, at al drug stores, 10
cents ian29H
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TOOK an ,he Re.poa.ibIlIty.

TIN going TO give up that new spe-
cialist I've been trying"
Whats the reason:'',
why. he's always telling me that I
must try TO help myself
What did the other man tell your
He always told me be was helping
me.--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Quite n stole.

Il had expected there would be a
great snlur-e at Miss Fawtyfore's wed.
ding. but il seems TO have passed OF
quietly"
'.Oh. yes. The young man submitted
10 the operation without murmur."-
Chicago Tribune.
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Insurance Superintendent suspicious
How did your husband happen to
Ia, So soon after getting insured for
: .arce amouuf: Wfdov-He worked
\ -nsclf to death trying to pap the pre-
NUNS.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

LOTS FOR sALE-Easy paymets.
Lots s19 and $50 Fair Ground
addition to Clarksburg. Write for
terms. Address, The Real Estate
Brokerage Exchange, New Martins
vile, ". Va n1T-mWt-d
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

FOR SALOONS fine building
lot, 53x14o, corner Lee and Chest
nut streets; also one on Point Com
fort, 6Ox1S5, and an eight-room
house, With all convenience on
Chestnut street, lot 40x196. Terms
to suit purchaser. See G. L. Ford
& Co, Tailors. septsH.
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Justus Ice Cream. SIS

Yonr grocer may tell you some
other brand Of flour Is as good as
Pillsbury's Best Don't be TOO
credulOus. -
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rh.r CONC IN Flock.

One way 70 gain lots of relatives IS
10 die rich and leave no wilL-Baltl-
mere Sun.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14

We have Just received a car load
of Portland cement and car load
of lime and are nov ready
to supply all our customers
with the same at very low prices.
e. n. West. teb23tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-06-14
Auditor and Accountant
Pnbhc StenOgrapher
Deyislns and Installing Systems
ro,tr.rte ~.

Deyislng and Installing systems
Contracts for
Keeping Sets Of Books for Corpora
tons. Partnership CONCERNS. on
GERS OF Clubs and Private n.
dlviduaIs.
am now prepared 10 take care q
all special work pertaining b. Audit
Ing, Accounting, Opening and Closing
Sets Of Books, and DevIsiug and In-
Stalllng Systems. You can more
readily negotiate capital for yolF en-
terpriSes through an Accountant than
a Broker. Graduating will NOT do
today; personal solicitation Is the on
sure way, have an especial clientele
Of capitalists throughout To S section
ana E'stern States, where my probes
sion as an Accountant for the past few
ytars has brought me into touch with
the wealth OF these sections. and /
have ass ciateS who Will assist mein
presenting your prOpcsi tiOn Ia person.
FewlnyeStors will entertain PROPOSE
tlon wlthone figured statement can
be shown. illustrating actual or pros.
pectiye profits, drawn up by an inde-.
pendent Accountant OF repute, and
this Is the basis OF any successful
Rotation. have also engaged an ex
pert stenogTapher to attend 70 the
public wants along the line Of en-
ograplic WORK.
FRANK "A. WILSON
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Cool your palate-Justus lee
Cream. 8jst
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EOLEYSKIDNEYCUVE
Nakos udasys asd Eiadcer Hight

Come IN and have vour phot
taken at night. Holman studil
Jaeos uIblding. ian1stf.<
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Youugs Headache Powders, 10
cents jan29tf.
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STATE SENATE.
Music at The Waldo

Wells orchestrs at the Waldo
svery Sunday, $50 until 8 p. m
Special Sunday menu sep2Sh
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

For County Superintendent.
/ desire to announce myself for
the nomination for the Office of
county superintendent of free
schools Of Harrison county, subject
to the viii Of the Republicans Of
the county.
CYRUS E. WEBB.
STATE SENATE.
To the Republican Voters Of the
18th Senatorial District Of West
Virginia:
] hereby announce myself can
.didate for State Senator, subject TO
the decision Of the Senatorial Con-
yention hereafter to be held.
Your support is earnestly solicit
ed.
o. a. ASHBURN,
West Union, ". Va
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Egg drinks at the james L Law
Co.'S fountain iune2Oti
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FOR aENT-single rooms, two
suites of rooms; aso rooms for
light housekeeping. The Savoy,
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Good bread makers know the Lead
ing flour is Pillsbury's Best. Sales
all over the world show it. -
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15

Queens have their beauty secrets, and
an interesting volume could be compiled
of them. for they are legion, and every
one of the legion is good. In Italy they
tell that Queen Helene. desiring to keep
her wonderful black hair, employs hair
dresser to treat it.
The roots are massaged with something
just like castor oil. Once a week a little
of the oil is poured into thimble and the
operator goes to work, just dipping the
finger tips in the oil.
The hair is parted off into narrow part
ings and not drop is lost. All is rubbed
right into the scalp, which wakes up
under the treatment.
In Russia they drink a great deal Of
strong black coffee, which darkens the
complexion; so, in beauty manual of
the Czarina. there is a complexion dietary
which advises the Queen to eat something
green after each meal. They say il is
stupid to take fruit before breakfast or
before luncheon, or before any meal what
ever.
1t should. on the contrary, be eaten
afterward to aid in digestion. And so one
gets a glimpse of another food fad.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15

scribed, but to some extent modified,
the Government experts are engaged in
testing wrappers by themselves, without
filters or binders. In this case, as in
the ether, the machine breathes at reg
ular intervals, just like man, and the
wrapper, attached to a glass tube In
exactly the same form it would have
If on cigar, is lighted. If it burns to
the end and evenly with one lighting
1T receives the highest mark of quality,
10; otherwise, a lower number In pro-
portion to the number of lightings re-
quired to consume 1t.
1t is popularity supposed that pipe
is stronger than a cigar. Such, how
ever. is by no means always the fact.
Most pipe tobaccos are stronger than
cigar tobaccos, but sometimes, as in
the case of the Maryland leaf grown
for export. they are milder Another
notion widely held is that a tobacco is
strong in proportion to the amount of
nicotine it contains. But the truth is
that some very strong tobaccos are
comparatively poor in nicotine, their
strength consisting in an excessive
percentage of certain oils. AS for Gig
arettes, the tobacco used In their
manufacture is usually of a very mild
kind, so that they are much less harm
full and less irritating to the nerves than
cigars so long as they are merely
smoked and not inhaled. In five cigar
cites there is exactly as much tobacco
as In one ordinary cigar.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15

In London there is beauty specialist
who has treated the Princess Of Pless and
the Countess OF Warwick. as well as
Queen Alexandra and the Princess OF
Wales. In beauty book. issued by this
specialist, there are these admonitions:
"A beauty is known by her hands. The
nails must be very long and quite oval
SHAPED, with tiny moon at the base OF
each.
"A beauty is known by her hair. which
must be glossy and elegantly dressed Its
color must be clear and pure, not clouded
or notified; and Of course. there must
not be suspicion Of bleach In IT.
"A beauty is known by the way she
carries her head. She must not toss IL.
nor must she stiffen her neck. She must
carry it very well back. as though she
were accustomed to rule.
"A beauty is known by her complexion.
A blemish would be intolerable to
woman Of right proclivities- Her skin
must be clearer than that OF any peach
"A beauty is known by her figure.
There never lived stout beauty. And
beauty is known by her bearing. Awk-
wardness Is intolerable.'
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15

inmates in a horizontal glass tube the
effect being exactly as il four men were
smoking as many cigars in ordinary
holders. But, not being provided with
lungs, the apparatus does its breathing
by the help of a stream of running z
water and a siphon. the arrangement
being such that exhaustion of the air
In glass jar at duly regulated inter-
walls draws the air out of the cigar
holding tubes and thus produces the
requisite pull
In other words. the siphon makes the
flow of water through the Jar inter-
mittent. and the consequent exhaus-
tion of the air In the receptacle at
rhythmic intervals counterfeits, in the
manner described the breathing OF a
man smoking. The frequency of the
inhalation is controlled by the rate of
inflow of the water from a supply tank
placed overhead, but 1T is arranged so
that the machine shall take breaths
at intervals OF thirty seconds each in
halation continuing for a period of ten
seconds.
The Department of Agriculture has
been engaged for some time past in
cuitivating tobacco, the objectin view
being to improve the quality and yield
of the tobacco crop-particularly
where cigar tobaccos are concerned
Incidentally to this work tests, which
must be very exact. have to be made
in order to determine the relative
merits OF different varieties of leaf
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15

There are various characteristics
which go to make up good cigar and
one of the most important is its
burn Hence the value of the me-
chanical smoker, which records with
absolute accuracy the points which 1t is
desired to know-namely the cigars
capacity for holding fire, the eyenness
of the burn, the color of the ash and
its f1rmness. and the "puckering" of
the leaf Immediately in advance of the
burning zone of the cigar,
A cigar is made up of three parts
the filler, the binder and the wrapper.
All three have to do with the burning
quality of the weed" but, as proved
by the recent experiments described.
the filler is most important in this re-
spect On the other hand, the char
acter of the ash depends chiefly upon
the wrapper and the binder
In order that cigar shall burn
really well it's parts must be properly
balanced" For example, it is found
that wrapper very light in texture
will not give good results on a heavy
filler A thin wrapper, which burns
readily and rapidly, will. when placed
on a heavy, slow burning filler, tend
to burn in advance of the latter. and
the effect will be an uneven burn. A
heavy filler should be wrapped with a
heavy wrapper while a light filler re-
quires wrapper light in texture.
BY the help of machine somewhat
like the mechanical smoker already de-
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15
tudying the Secrets of Beauty of the Genus Queen

I've been studying the genus queen.
Queens are always beauties What have
been looking for is the secret of their
good looks.
Take Amelie OF Portugal. I saw her in
Lisbon She was as lovely as a dream
and she didn't look day more than 2S.
though she cOnfesses to a Crown Prince
OF ls. Then / saw her again on the coast
in a bathing suit, and she was beautiful
There is Helene Of Italy wife Of Victor
Emmanuel She is OF the darkish type
and lovely.
Her skin is a clear dark olive and she
bushes like a vivid red rose As for her
figure, why, il is that OF a sylph.
Then there is the Czarina, Aiix Of Hesse
that was. She is partly German. partly
English and slightly Russian, and she is
beautiful Her face is q clear. lovely oval
and her profile is a dream.
Il is her hands that are her main point
OF beauty, for they are bewitching AS
for her skin, well the lily has a dark
disagreeable color compared to the ex-
Quisite whiteness of the skin of Alix.
J saw the Empress Of Germany. who
has never posed as a beauty. Yet she,
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15

recipes of the ex-Empress Eugenie, and in
London I paid 100 guineas to learn how
Queen Alexandra keeps her figure.
She is too lame to exercise much, yet
she grows as slender as a girl No sooner
does she add few pounds than she i'm
takes it off again.
1 got her dietary, and it is a mighty
good one. In all her daily food there is
scarcely an ounce of starch. There is
plenty of filling food, but when it comes
to creamy sauces and foods that make
fat, they are missing. And there is
nothing to drink with her meals.
They say Wilhelnlina of Holland is wax
ing up to the fact that she must preserve
her good looks. At 20 she was the sweet
est girl in Europe but at 25 she had faded
pretty badly. Well, % is young enough
for a woman to regain her lost looks.
Many women don't begin to want to be
beautiful until they are 40 or thereabouts.
1t is whispered that Wilhelmina has
taken to Paris gowns and beauty baths,
and has sent to Paris for a specialist who
understands the art of giving sour milk
baths The sour milk bath pumps out
the skin and takes the wrinkles away.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-15

On Sunday morning. May 20. Bishop
Potter preached at GarsdOn Church.
and in the evening occupied the pulpit
at Lea Accompanied by Mrs. Potter
and Mrs. Robert M. Wade, the Bishop
arrived in Malmesbury at o'clock on
Saturday afternoon. and after spending
an hour in the abbey. visited GarsdOn
for the purpose of inspecting the re-
mains of the monument. He made his
headquarters at the Kings Arms Hotel,
MaImesbury, and it was on portrait
of Napoleon Bonaparte. hanging in his
room there, that he based his discourse
at Garsdon on Sunday morning.
Outlining the difference between Ma
poleon and Wellington, he said that the
greater military genius of the two had
a high ideal of glory, and Wellington
a high ideal of duty. The latter char
acteristic was possessed by Washing
ton The same comparison between
Napoleon and Wellington. indeed, was
applicable between wellington and
Washington and though the latter was
not a military general. as was Well
ingtOn. he had high ideals of duty and
life illustrated by his august serenity.
infinite tenderness and forbearance.
Because of this they loved. hOnored and
cherished his memory. and would re-
store the monument to perpetuate
good name and lineage.
Before Bishop Potter left Malmes-
bury he wrote these verses in the vtst-
tors book of the Kings Arms Hotel:
Three savages from far New York
Found rest. refreShment here;
And gra teful for the Kings Arms
Bear memory Of good cheer
/, All blessings rest on Hostess Jones
Aud her good spouse well:
OF their kind thought for tired bones
Our cOuntrymen Wen tell