The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-11-28
why GRAND FORKS PEOPLE
ARE THANKFUL THIS YEAR

ern does not have wreck every day,
stephen Collins-That the senator
attachment has died.
John Lynch-That 1t will not alwavs
be winter.
u. Mckenzie. Sr.-That cold weather
does not stop the furniture bushes.
VIM. Barrett-That the dentists have
not pulled every sweet tooth" in town.
Mayor Duis-That between running
q newspaper and the state politics,
lie Is one grand, sweet song.
H. E. McDougall-That prosperity
follows the pillow.
Mike Murphy-That l have eschew-
ed my greatest fault.
M. Rasmussen-That my location
over religious printing office has
increased my religious tendencies (?).
Nd. H. Redick-That someone en-
couraged the women of fashion to
initiate the Indians in wearing furs.
B. F. Brockhoff-That my speech is
un-Americanized.
G. F. Rustad-That it Is easy to tell
the truth about Canada.
L. H. Sannes-That the public is
approaching the stock food we man
ufacture.
Samuel Torgerson-That no bank
! robbers have tapped our till.
]. Walker Smith-That l can still
beat D. H. Beecher at foot race.
j. E. Turner-That the cold weather
f, has called for doors and windows.
E. J. whitehall the public has
learned that the best flour in the
world is manufactured at Grand Forks.
w. d. Whitman-That forty thous-
and customers bought our goods for
Thanksgiving drinks.
c. N. Barnes-That life has few
pleasures that do not enjoy. principal
OF which is hard work.
David H. Beecher-That am
younger than l was twenty years ago.
F. D. Cameron-That the people con-
tinue to eat groceries.
A. P. Clifford-That collecting is
easy and money is plentiful.
w. A. Collins-That wash day has
been abolished tor. the housewife Of
this city.
o. r. Ellestad-rhat the cold wealth
er makes stoves necessary household
article.
w. w. Fegan-That have the most
artistic porcelain ash receiver in the
state.
H. B. Finch-That the wholesale
business of Grand Forks beats that of
any other city in the Northwest.
George w. Getts-That music hath
charms to sooth the civilized breast.
L. B. Gibbs-That l can make it
warm for large number of the people
in this city.
w. A. Gordon-That insurance
against fire in this world is regarded
more important by some people than
insurance against that in the here
after.
ID. H. Holmes-That John Burke was
my successor-on the ticket.
R.. Jeffrey-That the Egyptians in
vented~the custom OF making the final
resting places of the dead.
Mike Moran-That am democrat.
John Dinnie-That will tread the
neither ere the leaves begin to fall.
j. D. Bacon-That the political trou-
bles Of the country only come every
two years.
Eugene Fritz-That have written
enough insurance to make good my
election bets.
M. Stanchfield-That for once l can
! get time from the crowd of customers
to eat square meal of two turkeys.
A. c. Zuelsdorf-That have already
made more money in Grand Forks
than expected to do in a year.
r. B. Griffith-That North Dakota
still stands at the top of prohibition
states
s. Panovitz-That the people buy
the best furniture and plenty of it.
George Schwam-That my first GUS
toners are still doing business with
| me.
Max Rabirovitch-That my best Gus
toners are my best friends.
Frank Kent-That people want
| other kinds Of time besides that on
notes.
County Judge Hassel-That I got
rid Of opposition before the people
decided to turn the rascals out.
| Deputy Sprague-That young people
still make love and I have to issue the
licenses.
Sheriff Turner-That 1 have only q
few more weeks to listen to the tales
Of woe Of the lawyers and criminals.
Deputy Mahon-That so long as
am in Office there will be a few people
left to commit some of the smaller
crimes SO that my reputation will not
rust.
County Auditor Anderson-That my
good looks prevented many of the re-
publicans from voting against me.
Deputy Nelson-That can hold the
job and do the work while others dc
the politics and get the honors.
Clerk Haugen-That I know more
law than did last year and less than
expect to know next, and tina,
thoughts Of the girls are not keeping
me awake at nights half so much al
Professor Bruce.
Clerk Johnson-That there are
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