The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-15
VANITY OF
Ed SISSON

! Il was generally agreed by tho
crowd around the stove thut woman
ttan "a petty creature Of frivDlity and
| vanity. when the grocer himself on
| tered into tho discussion.
~ may be 50. ha said. but All
| th' vanity O. ths world amt q be
munopoliaod bY IA women. Reckon
Done - you folisfa knew IA hiHsuth
rsad e. run hotel la Adolphi
nisd IA '7ae
/ Nobody had known III
Ed" continued the grocer. run
e farm a mile out II Adelphi before
he run IN hotel Hound about II
81 IS he got mixed up 10 a mower
whilst haydn an they sent fcr two
doctors frum town. an IN upshoi Nv
~ was th't they chopped or hts lrft
/ lor. A onr-ieRsed man diunt have
much Shots on a farm back in them
was scarce Most o. ~ mnchin'ry
WIS srharcs. Most o m machines
vas o. IN labor uahin' KIND A
farmer would she'd eff sweat enough
between May an October 4 rust a
fire engine ia "a. bein' little shy
o. bone material soid is farm an
bought th' American House IN Adsl-
phi
'nsck IN them days artificial legs
/ hadn't been much perfected. There
was a cork leg made. bat q didu't
have no Joints - IL Ike legs now.
adaya q uaH "a afiff uE these here
I mission furniture legs an r0st like
blue hlhEaa besides. 30 most o. IN
one ivsEad mnn used one u thsrn
stamps pegs. they called 'em
nd had carpenter make one fer
him aud there's Nhsrn his vanity
come out after he took bold o. IN
IheisL Whan he uaa IN m country
b. ssfa Jest an ordinary. plain pes.
an 81 first thins be dome after 10
Ept thinea stFaishfeued round La a.
hotel wus 4 call in a painter an
have an PES painted a bright rod
he only had IN ohe peg an be- vas
| aech an active fullrr an be had 90
| much z 10 TIT ha euuldn't hang "a
up q fry an alf round az salt Ter
BE-. 90 be- tackled slHn GA @ aayin'.
Wet Paint Don't T0urh an
worked round feat "a usual
some Nv E8a guests said they
I aAf.aH @ NNM| va AHaaHHA AAAHHAan.AN NN ~ -
kind o. suggestive - % had u
I painted Erasu Wet - course one
"a them peKn gets knnekrd an
| banged round q fuHd deal an Ia
sidr ~ a caupis d seeks Et'a was
Heuffrd 20 purity Bad = haA a kiud
81 rusty second shau4 look 81 -
bad another reg made frr SUNDAY
Ass. He HAD th sunday leE painted
white mafrh hia SUNDAY shirt
"a wasn't long before m shitn
aua sui toa plata au he had utiir
green asa blue stripes painted round
| Ga top ana bottom Then after inst
| be had it 8rssfafsd 4ffh flowers. fit.
iis rnsss an fsfsefHaenafs an' mora
iH riufiea EK fsa months he
changed th design a.. Kept mskiu'
| thM pVF shuniHf All ~ time Al
| OBJ rnd "a q geaF i hzt more cniuf
fn ii chm a brewery eaianAsr Once
tA NaaaaH Haa a8nFruiion 90
/ tdrishl aH Ha hHaHg i8tH 81 fhrfm
a'nHped ai Ehn hntff - 30 had n
staare an COMPASS painted ou N
auisldc RI "a HsH ~ honor ~ m
aiasnna ue had aaue other Ma
auH.r onlbiefaa painted a. a. long
piefr ih'f ruu ~ Z ~ hip T. keep
ft strapped on. sH' aa ih barE. jet
below where hla knas ssoul~ No. been
~ he'd had aue he has painted ~
NaH9ua var eF9. Il fiar signs
| Ainnra An refund lea front vas
| fainfea WeiaaHsa
Mcbhy rafns q rau friiera ~.
aerthof uhat efaaa there vac faf
| g alnui furniture IL fhn seventies
planned - ~ dlfns So e an sheu
re had g sod as hard be- got =
sbirrf maher z make Tea sum
tay 80 aut o hiaeh aaluut O. rer-
/ tainiB nas flee gteca o work Tn
uain raFt ha8 Hlee strip o. burr
somnwfiu' 'roanH II ar some nice
sfui work 10 sit Th hir piece
Has aii hana carved So. right ur a.
~ vcrI TOP vac silver plate. pat
au Niih silver afaasH. an engraved
y i'm ~ Inscription. Finder please
return q - H6suau. American
| House. Adaluhl