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, 1906-08-07
Was Too Fat For Him

New York, Aug. Sarah Link and
her husband were divorced this morn
ing. The aus of the separation was
her obesity. When Louis married her
she was sylph like and weighed 100
pounds. Now she weighs $50 pounds.
Louis declared he could not stand it
and they agreed to divide their worlds
goods and separate. The divorce was
given to the woman.
, 1906-08-07
Made Girl His Slave.

Fieroino look the girl when she was
16 years old, married her n made
her his slave.
, 1906-08-07
M ay Marry Auair

IF she will train down to IT'S pound
I'll marry her again." said Mr.. Link.
, 1906-08-07

New York, Aug. 7.-Overcome by
heat, Hartman Wenz, an elderly man,
fell from the stoop of the clergyman's
residence last night and was killed.
Wenz had been convicted of murder.
He has been trying to get the sentence
committed and succeeded in getting a
STAY Of execution.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
SETTLED CASE RIGHT THERE.
Revenue Officers Argument cogent
 and AIl-Convincirg.

Miss Dorothea Klumpke, the as. tronomer, was talking about the diff faculties and intricacies that astrono my presents to the lay mind.
 For instance" she said, there is the well-known case of the meteorite that fell on Vermont farm in '96. It was a valuable meteorite, and the landlord at once stepped up and claim ed it. All minerals and metals on the land belong to me- he said. That's in the lease.
 But the tenant demurred. This meteorite,' he said wasn't on the farm, you must remember. when the lease was drawn up.'
 "The landlord perceived the justice of that claim. He thought a moment. Then he said, decisively: I claim her as flying game
 But the tenant was ready for him. She's got neither wings nor feathers, he said. Therefore, as ground game, she's mine
 They continued their argument, and in the heat of 1t revenue officer arriving with truck proceeded to put the meteorite aboard. I claim her for the government he said, as an article introduced into the country without payment of duty"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
Anecdote Q: Pericles.

Democracy was new thing to the Athenians, and they became so dread fully swelled over it that Pericles was at his wits end what to do with them.
 If it were not for the plain people. politics would be easy" he was often heard to complain.
 Finally, in his desperation, he con suited the Delphic oracle.
 Give the plain people plenty of rope,' was the yelled answer of the pythoness, "and leave the rest to the gods"
 Pericles was sorely puzzled. But on his way back to Athens. he purchased a cigar of the boy on the train. and it was a Connecticut cigar.
 T wonder if this can be the rope the oracle meant?" he suddenly exclaimed, after he had smoked awhile.
 It could be. and was. To make a long story short, great political se- cret had come to light. and from that time forth Pericles had pretty much his own way in everything.-Puck.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
THE EARLY ESTATE.
Hearing on the Application of Wom'
 ans Husband for an Allowance.

The continued hearing on the ap- plication of John Early for an allow ance from the estate of his wife pending it's settlement. was taken up in the court of probate this forenoon before Judge R. A. Lowe. Attorney Cole represented MT Early, Attorney McGrath took care of the interests of Mrs Margaret Jordan of New Haven, sister of Mrs Early, and At torney Russell looked out for the ad- ministrator. The lawyers paid the old compliments to each other in words more warm and excited than complimentary. Attorneys Russell and McGrath contended MT Early had no right to the estate whatever, further than what was bequeathed to him in the will by his wife. The question was, Was he entitled to anything at all from the estate? The law provides that in such instances as this in question provision shall be made for the widow and the fam ily," but not word is said about the widower. Judge Lowe, there fore, will have to decide whether MT Early is member of the family of the estate. If he is, he is entitled to livelihood from it, if not, he has no claim. It is very likely that no matter what way the question shall be decided it will ultimately go to the supreme court.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
CITY NEWS

Miss Irene Scofield of Waterbury is visiting her grandparents, MT and Mrs Fay of New Britain.
 Mrs Dr Moriarty and son, James, have returned after spending few days at the home of Dr Moriarty's father in Norwich.
 A special meeting of Court McGiv- ney is called for 2 o'clock tonight to transact business of the greatest importance to the society.
 The contributions for the formation of the Music league in this city are coming in rapidly and the committee handling the money is pleased with the success as result of it's efforts as yet.
 MT and Mrs William Burkarth of New Britain had as their guests Thanksgiving day Mrs Susannah Smith, Captain and Mrs A. l.. Hauer- was and two children, Master Corbin and Miss Katherine Hauerwas of Waterbury.
 Jacob Hubert, peddIer had his ankle broken yesterday while in Nau- gatuck. His horse became frighten- ed and Hubert took it by the head and endeavored to quiet it. It knock ed him down and the wagon passed over his ankle. Hubert was taken to the Waterbury hospital
 Colonel James Geddes of the Sec ond regiment yesterday sent to Ad- jutant General Cole for approval his appointment of Captain William B. Spencer as quartermaster on his staff to fill a place made vacant by the retirement of Captain James F. Kain.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
HEN A CLEVER PicKPockET.
Short of Leg and Long of Neck
 Won Many Penny.

A hen with neck like turkey and one leg an inch shorter than the other attracted attention here a few daysI ago and caused as much merriment asl a one-ring circus, says the New York World man at McKeeyer, N. Y.
 The fowl, which was said to be two years old, was the property of an or.| gan grinder. who carried 1t on top pA his organ instead of monkey. He had taught it to do several tricks, and it is safe to say that 1t collected more pennies than the average simian.
 When the organ grinder struck the village the hen was perched on top of one shoulder. emitting sounds between a crow and a squeal. This naturally attracted attention and soon a small crowd was assembled. As soon asl enough had arrived the hen dropped to the ground and began to navigate in a series of circles toward possible donators of coin. Owing to the fact that one leg was shorter than tho other it could not proceed in a straight line. and it's efforts to pick up pennies tossed on the ground were extremely ludicrous.
 Once it had coin in its beak tho hen would hutter and squawk and circle back to the grinder and place the treasure in his brooches pocket Then 1t would navigate back to the crowd and look for more. The long neck of the fowl was of adyantage. for, by standing on the toes of it1 long leg, 1t could search vest pockets for pennies. In this way several were added to the collection. The hen, In fact. was as good a pickpocket as was ever found operating at the county, fair.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
TOBACCO sTEMMERIEs.
Two at Princeton. Xiv. Were De-
 stroyed by Fire To-day.

Louisville. Ky. Dec IA special from Princeton, Ky, says:
 The tobacco stemmeries of John Steger and John G. Orr, the latter controlled by the Imperial Tobacco Co of New York, were burned early to-day by mob of masked men. Several cottages in the vicinity were badly damaged, but nobody was hurt. The loss is estimated at about $170,- 900.
 The mob, which numbered about 300 men, entered Princeton between 1 and D. m., seized the night towr marshal and disarmed him. They then went to the factories and ap- piled the torch. The masked men permitted nobody to come near the burning buildings. A squad of the mob took charge of the telephone office and no word of the affair was permitted to go out.
 When the mob saw that the fire was beyond control they left the town, going in the direction of Hop- kinsville, discharging revolvers and rifles as they departed.
 The Steger stemmery was on the south side of town on the Illinois Gen. tral railroad, and the Orr building Tn the northern part of the town.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
DIED FROM RABIES.
Mad Dog Caused Death of William
 Clerkin,

New Britain, Dec William Clerkin, the S-years-old son of MT and Mrs Thomas Clerkin, died on Thanksgiving day. The death cer- tificate states that death was due to rabies. The boy was bitten by a mad dog some two months ago. This is the case which cost Constable Zehrer his position as dog catcher. Zehrer captured the dog and instead of shooting it on the spot as the cir cumstances called for, carelessly al- lowed the animal to escape. In the meantime the dog bit Clerkin. The boy attended St Mary's parochial school and was popular with his playmates.
 The funeral was held yesterday afternoon from the home of his par ents. The burial was in the new Catholic cemetery.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
TIMELY TOPICS.

Use the Buckingham pharmacy white pine and tar syrup for coughs and colds. Miller & Peck are selling ladies' silk petticoats at 39c, children's coats $3.9s.
 Try some of Ziglatzki-Marks win- dow glass. Their putty is the kind that stays on.
 Books of all kinds at Devereaux's. They will order any that is not in stock.
 The Christmas shoes and slippers are now shown at J. G. Jackie & Sons.
 House coats. bath robes, sweaters. gloves. suspenders and all mems fur nishings at Upson. Singleton & Co.'S.
 The filling Rubber Co have over 200 styles in leather and wool gloves, 10c to $5.
 Extra specials selected for patrons at Curran's for tonight and Mon- day.
 Look at the dolls brass beds at Benson Furniture Co.'S. Just what the little ones want.
 Get your drugs at Nugent's phar- macy. See their line of hot water bottles.
 The Waterbury Loan Co will open an office in Apothecaries' Hall build ing next Tuesday
 You will practice economy if you buy a piano at F. H. Lewis's piano sale.
 The Realty Development Co have moved to Jones-Morgan building to transact real estate business.
 Footwear for men and women at Connecticut Boot and Shoe Co.'S. Popular kind s3.50.
 Money advanced at low rates and easy payments: room 36 Odd Fell lows building.
 J. ]. Sheehan has many specials for patrons in bottled goods
 Wilson & Tyrreli have a line of smart neckwear in all the new shapes and colors.
 L. Becker. tailor. has a line of pants ready to wear. from s2.50 to ss.50.
 Grieve. Bisset & Holland will sell mems soc ribbed underwear at s5c a garment tonight
 J. T. Pheian has a single house of six rooms to rent for s14. Many other good rents
 Saturday candy fresh today at Apothecaries' Hall Co.'S. 2sc a pound box.
 K Dougherty has a large assort- ment of ladies' hand bags from z5e to ssc.
 Reid C Hughes have a line of cal ezdzrs. books. work boxes and toilet articles on sale.
 Jones. Morgan q Co have a smart line of footuear for men at ss-se and e.
 Look over Fenner's counters when yoa want novelties in cut gIass. china. etc
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
WAS BEYOND THE PALE.
The Reason chaueer 10 Not In Society
 Now.

A friend of James Whitcomb Riley tells of an occasion when the humor- ist, who is as rule, extremely averse to social functions. was induced to at- tend a literary" dinner in Indian- apolis given in honor of novelist 0f that city. rss
 Riley had been told off to take in to dinner the sister of his host, an excsl- lent woman, though anything but literary"
 The conversation touching upon tho beauties of Chaucer. about whom certain set of the city was then culpT vating fad. spirited discussion en- sued. during which the bewildered sis- ter caught from time to time only the name "Chaucer."
 At last she whispered to Riley:l "who is this MT. Chaucer they're talk ing about SO much! Is he very popu1 lar in society,""
 Madam" solemnly responded Riley that man did something that forever shuts him out of society,""
 "Heavens!" exclaimed the worthN dame: "and what was thatf"
 He died several hundred yeaf4 ago." said Riley.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
Twist of Language.

Tt is no easy task to make some Germans understand the English equiv alent of certain German words" said man who is often kept busy inter- preting. Take the word 'bekommen. which means to get but most Ger mans will persist for time in trans lating 1t become This has led to some laughable errors.
 For instance. party of Americans once asked guide where transporta- tion facilities for mountain climbing might be obtained. The guide in his broken English described in detail the manner and way to reach a certain point.
 "'Yes. my friends he finally said. and dere you can become donkeys.'"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
Crossing tho Llns.

Al when across the far horison's rivA z The watcher sees the white sails a l
 from view Sas And waits OCT gleaming waves | fenGI
 adieu, While soft and vasrant tears, his syss
 bedim, He knows his loved one is not loot ts
 him But. safely guided by the sood ship's
 crew, x, Her long and lonely way she doth pur. sue hs To some fair cline beyond the watslD
 grim: So when our loved ones cross the Inc
 and go
 Far. far from sight. although we do not
 smile And though our ardent tears fall soft
 and slow, Far. far beyond the reach of time and
 guile They wait us in q fairer cline. V.
 know
 Not lost. not lost. but parted fos
 awhile! -Silas x. Floyd. in the Independent.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
W.nts to Know the Wort.

Thomas Watkins. of Princeton. lnd,a is engaged in the odd business of furi nishing foxes to fashionable hunt1nu clubs.
 Mir. Watkins was talking the othsA day about . certain master of tAd hounds.
 "A strange man." said the fox puzS veyor. "A cool one. and no mistake
 Hts wife last week fell i'll. and thq doctor was sent for. The doctor. aftsq he had seen the lady. said to thd huntsman:
 "'You wife is in rather . bad vayS He hesitated. Then he went on soli emnly: Do you want to knou tha worst1'
 Certainly said the husband. 'csr@ tainly. Tell me the vorst--is it to be Palm Beach or the Riviera "-Min@ neapolis Journal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
Four Dead in Wreck.

Vergennes. Vt, Dec -Four per- sons are' known to have been killed and it Is feared others lost their lives, while a number were more or less seriously injured in wreck on the Rutland railroad here to-day. A gravel train plowed into the rear of mixed train. Two passenger cars were wrecked and caught fire. No explanation has been given for the cause of the accident.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

CONCRETE BUILDING BLOCKS.- l have now in stock several thou sand we'll seasoned blocks of vari. ous sizes, thickness and forms which I can recommend for strength and durability. fire-proof qualities and appearance to be superior to brick. Will be pleased to estimate on con- crete structural work, or show and give information or sell to parties interested. Call at 427 East Main street and see what We are doing. John w. Gaffney.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTEn-Old geese feather beds immediately. Best cash prices. Last call this winter. Address c. F. Dickinson, general delivery, Wa terbury. 11-28-6
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
WANTED

WANTED-Twenty double teams. Apply at Sewage disposal works, be- tween Nichols bridge and Platts Mills. A. Socier. 11-S0-S
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

M. A. DULAC, builder and contrac- tor. stair builder and cabinet maker, store fitting speciality. Office and shop with J. E. Smith & Co, 65 Ben edict st, Waterbury, Conn. Resi- dence 62 Tracy ave; postofice box 119.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTEp-Two or three boarders, in private family. minutes walk from center, desirable locality. In- quire at Democrat office. 11-28-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
4,6OO WILL BUY

an up-to-date three-family house, all finished in hardwood, situated on North Willow street. Only $1.000 cash required, balance at 5 per cent.
 S5,600 will buy new and up-to- date three-fami'y house. situated on Walnut street. $1.000 cash. s11, ,500 will buy a new six-family block that rents for 31,272 a year. 35.000 will buy a three-family 15-room house near Cherry street.
 Inquire
 DANIEL I. HARRINGTON.
 Real Estate and Fire Insuranca
 No l10 East Main St.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

FOR SALE - Christmas trees, wreaths. wreathing. holly, evey- green, etc, on and after December 10th, at F.. Graber's Bird store, TIT South Main st, and lot on Jefferson St. Orders taken. w. F. Bee:- baum, florist. 11-28-6
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Household furniture, etc. all in good condition; reason for selling, parties are leaving town. Call at 262 Watertown road. up- stairs. 11-28-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE-I will fit your eyes for the next two weeks with 20 year gold filled frames for $2, and aluminium frames for $1. Reiss, the optician, 79 South Main st. up stairs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
Uncle Allen.

T suppose there is such . person D the foolkiller." unused Uncle AIlsa Sparks. but he has either rstirsd from business or he's hopelessly bs- hind on his orders."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
The cynIc AoaIn.

We always dislike q man who has srasped an opportunity we failed to see. When we say of a man that he won't listen to reason he is probably saying the same of us.-The Tatler.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTED-To know the present To- cation of the party who ever left our lunch room dissatisfied after par taking of a meal or light lunch, espe- cially If he had enjoyed our 200 din- ner. Avery's, 445 West Main st.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

THE MOST thorough eye examlna- tio. Tn Waterbury. We make gold filled glasses from S1 pair up. Any lens made to order at about half the cost of others. w. E. Pier pont, graduate opticiau, 106 South Main st.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
AuromoslLIsT's DICTIONARY.

Literature-"The Lightning conduc- tor"
 Art-A harmonious blending of red paint. dust, and goggles.
 Music - Sweet sounds. running through the gamut: "Honk, honkl-
 Pedestrian-A small body, protrud- Ing upward. on an otherwise smooth pavement
 Scenery-I.arse tracts of unim- proved real estate horribly prevalent between cities.
 Speed Limit-The maximum rate of speed as fixed by law: coincides with the automObilisf's minimum rate.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

l.. F. DULAC, stair builder and cab inet maker. Jobbing and repairing of all kinds. Residence No 337 Dublin st. Mall orders promptly at tended to. Shop rear of A Meadow st,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

MISS M. c. BUTLER-The Ffeder- ick. "A East Main st. Chiropody. manicuring. shampooing, facial and scalp massage; hours to g D. m. daily. Tel 1061-3. 11-19-1m
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
MONEY

Advanced to men and women having steady employment, small amounts necessary to relieve temporary em- barrassments; low rates and easy payments. Odd Fellows building.
 ROOM 36.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTED-Board in private family by a single man. in eastern section of city, convenient to ce,/1r. State terms. Address J. S., general deliv- cry, city. 12-1-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

FOR SALE-A couch, oak sideboard, oak extension table and set of dish es, all in good condition. Cheap if taken at once. Duesler Bros. Phoe- nix ave. 12-1-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
Miscellaneous.

LOST-Locket with the initials K. M. H.. chain attached. Lost while alighting from car yesterday. Leave at Democrat office please. 11-30-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
THE OAkVILLE CU
MAKERS OF

WIRE AND METAL GOODS. P. O., Freight and Express Address, Oakville, Conn. Telegraph, Address, Waterbury. Conn. New York Office, AS Howard Street.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WHY PAY to see a show, when for absolutely nothing you can see the Eagle quartet of singers, the Acme Trio. soft shoe and clog dancers, electric plano. exhibition pool matches and handicap contests, every Monday and Friday night. at Olanoff's Wine and Liquor House. 9-11 Grand st.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTED-Cast off clothing of all kinds; highest prices paid. Mail or ders promptly attended to. A. R. Posner, 303 Bank st. 11-23-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
XVIII.

XVIII. There is strength in some publicity Which no one can deny, And failure and duplicity Before 1t always fly. Have yOu . business worth success Yet none will realize itf Then why don't you at oncs confess And start to advertise lte
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
u.rn r~.s... psrsAA.y.

Mark Twais's n1rsh1sy.
 NEW YORK. Dec. 1-Mark rvajo Samuel Clemensl. author and Aned- ca's greatest humorist. today cs1 brstes his seventy first birthday.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

DEnoc1Ar xEz1a Rp8 e cuEfs
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTED-Competent girl for gen. eral housework. Apply evenings to
 Mrs Charles E. Hall, 133 Pine st. 12-1-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTED-A boarding place and room for a woman and boy 8 years old. Near South Elm st school, Union square or East Main st preferred. Address A., P. O. box 30, city. 12-1-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

WANTED-Pensioners to know that will be in my office from a. m. till 10 D. m., Dec 4, to execute vouchers. Bring certificate. George Robbins, pension attorney, 27 West Main st. 12-1-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

Don't Throw Your Money Away on Wild Cat schemes of High Finance and investments of questionable sol- idity. Invest 1t in Real Estate It can- not go up in air. You will find 1t there tomorrow. next month, next year, doubtless increasing in value as the months and years roll by. ]. What do you think of this? will sell you 100 it. fronting on the Wa tertown Road. near its junction with Bunker Hill Road. $5 per front foot.
 How about your fire and plate glass insurance?
 L., R. CARTER, Fire Insurance. II East Main St.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
 On Tracy ave, 2-family house and one large lot 50x150, all improve ments; can be bought for $2,S00 if taken at once; $400 down.
 On Maple st. 2family house. 10 rooms, can be had at bargain, $3.- 500; rents for $50 per month; $500 down.
 On Pine st, 1-family house, z rooms. all improvements. $3,500; $500 down.
 F. w. LAWLOR, g E. Main M Room ]. Tel. I77.i2. EvenInss
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

TO RENT-Light. pleasant furnished front room, with heat and bath; suitable for one or two gentlemen. A. Olsen; 347 West Main. 11-2S-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

FOUND-Purse containing small sum of money, on Washington st, Nov 22. Owner may procure same by applying at TIA Dublin st. 12-1-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

LOST-Ladies' gold watch, probably on trolley car, between Baldwin and Division sts; initials "J. A. D." Re- turn to 32 Division st. 11-30-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

WANTED--To buy sec6nd hand fur niture of all kinds. Write or call
 on J. Levinsky, 204 Bank st. 11-9-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01
TO RENT

TO RENT-Four rooms. 76 Fairview st, $9 month. inquire on the premises. 11-30-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

TO RENT-Five rooms, 49 Howard st. Inquire on premises. 11-28-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

TO RENT-Tenement of rooms, all Improvements. Inquire John Mori- arty's office. over Polls theater en- trance. 10-31-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

40 RENT-Blacksmith shop. old es. tablished stand: rent reasonable; good location. Inquire of A. M. Larson. furniture and plane mover, Broadway stables. rear Polls. Tel 253-l.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-12-01

TO RENT-Four rooms. all improve. ments. $10. Inquire Mrs Thomas Farrell, 572 Baldwin st. 11-5-tf