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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
THE PROUD DUKE


The author Of a book on the British
House Of Lords, entitled, The Person
al Story Of the Upper House," narrates
several anecdotes illustrative Of the
pride OF Charles Seymour, Duke Of
Somerset which exceeded that of any
other hereditary legislator known to
history. Seymour not only defied his
king on more than one occasion, but
originated several entertaining meth
DDS Of carrying his hauteur into the
family circle.
His second wife, who was Lord
Winchelsea's daughter, once playfully
| tapped him on the shoulder with her
fan. His grace drew himself up and
looked severe
MY first Duchess" he said. was a
Percy, and she never dreamed of tax.
ing such liberty"
A painter named James Seymour.
presuming upon the fact that his pa
tronymic was the same as the dukes,
drank his health one day to the words,
II have the honor of being of your
grace's family"
The proud duke rose from the table
and summoned his steward
PAY Seymour his bill and send him
away" were the only words this grand
gentleman's rage suffered him to ut
ter.
Occasionally this flower of ducal
chivalry met his match Several out
riders preceded his carriage whenever
1t pleased him to take the air.
Get out Of the way" said one of
these to countryman who was driv-
Ing pig along the road
"Why?~ was the stolid question
because my lord duke is coming,
and he doesn't like to be looked at"
"But l will see 'un," said the coun-
tryman "and my pig shall see 'un,
tool"
With this remark he held up the
sQualhng animal by the ears In full
view till the ducal retinue had passed
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
n Gallant BOY.

A Bostonian was talking about the
late Henry Harland.
"Harland was graceful, gallant
SOUL" he said Even in his boyhood
he turned the prettiest compliment.
I'm his boyhood he studied Latin
under a charming young woman.
This young lady, calling him up in
class one morning, said:
Henry, name some of the chief
beauties Of education.'
''The boy, smiling into his teachers
pretty eyes, answered:
Schoolmistresses.' "-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
HAD GIVEN UP ALL HOPE,
CONFINED TO HER BED
With DYSPEPSIA.
II Owe My Life to Pe-ru-na, :"
Says Mrs. Huffaker.

Mrs. Mittie Huffaker, r. r. No. 3,
Columbia, Tenn, writer:
was afflicted with dyspepsia for sev.
eral years and at last was confined to my
bed, unable to sit up.
''We tried several different doctors
without relief.
had given up all hope Of any relief
and was almost dead when my husband
bought me bottle of Peruna.
"At first | could not notice any bens-
fit, but after taking several bottles l
was cured sound and we'll.
1T Is to Peruna ! owe my ife today.
II cheerfuily recommend 1t to all
sufferers"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
HoW's ThIs7

We Offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foY
any case of Catarrh that cannot bs cured BY
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY l. CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, tho undersigned. have known F. J.
Cheney for tho last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transas-
lions and a n ancially able to carry out any OBJ
m ade by their firm.
WEST d TRUAx. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, q
WALDINo, KINFAE 4 AARvIH, Wholesale Drug
Rists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act.
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Price 75o. per bottle.
Sold BY all Druggists Testimonials free.
Hail. Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
EMXland,a Oldeaf Peer

The only living peer who was a mem
Der OF the house Of lords at the time
Of Queen Victoria's accession Is Lord
Nelson. He succeeded to the earldom
in 1888. Lord Nelson is not a direct
descendant Of the hero Of Trafalgar.
but is only collaterally descended from
Horatio Nelson's sister, Mrs. Bolton.
He enjoys good estate and a pension
of $4,000 granted to the first Lord Mel
son and his heirs
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

and other kidney ills,
will find comfort in
the words Of Mrs.
Jane Farrell, of coo
Ocean Ave-, Jersey
City, N. j., who
says: II reiterate
all / have said before
in praise of Dosn's
Kidney Pills. l had
been having heavy
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
Not Satisfied.

II see that Charley johnson got some
notoriety for kissing his stenographer
"Yes. the girl yelled for help"
Gee. Wasn't johnson enough -
American Spectator.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
l N moved.

| What do you think of these plans
for exploring the arctic regions with
automobiles"
They're none Of my trouble" an
swered Farmer Corntossel. let the
Eskimos worry Washington Star.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
Very Plain.

Il notice." said the carpIng critic,
that In this ode to liberty you say:
The message came to the listening land
The winds Of heaven bore on each
word;
And hill and valley and plain and strand
Were glad for the marvel of what they
heard.
"Yes, SIR replied the hopcful poet
But how In the name of sense can n
land hearT
"l-er-I suppose land has
frontiers, hasn't it?''-Judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

Family Cat-Im not going to eat
out Of the same dish with you!
Dog-Why not! Lots Of people that
scrap worse than We DO eat at the
same table
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

Mrs. Weldon (trying on her gorgeous
bonnet )-How DO you like che effsct1
Mrs. Chil!icon -Xsarnsy-Why, It's won
dsrful Nou have the right idea There's
nothing hks contrasts. Is thsrs?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

Mothers will find Mr.. Winslow's Soothin
syrup the best remedy TO use for their children
during the tsething Period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

eI1c st. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
TVJO permanently cured by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE 90 trial bottle and
treatise. Dr. X. ii. Kiln, Id, 931 Arch st., Pha p
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

what Is the meaning of alter ego'r'
asked the teacher of the beginners class
In Latin.
The other l." said the boy with the
curly hair.
Give sentence containing the
phrase"
He winked his other L."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

-Whenyour Tongue is coated EISN
When you have Heart &N
burn. Belching. Acid Risings in X
Throat.
When Pimples begin to peep out.
When your stomach Cnaws and
Burns.
That's the time TO check coming Con-
stipation. Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
That's the time to take Cascare.
One candy tablet night and morning,
taken regularly for short time, is war
ranted TO cure the worst case Of Consti-
patton or Indigestion that walks the earth.
One tablet taken whenever you suspect
you need it will insure you against 90 per
cent Of all ether Ills likely to attack you.
Because 90 per cent of these ills begin
In the Bowels, or exist through poor Nutri-
ton.
Cascarets don't purge. don't weaken,
don't irritate. nor upset your stomach.
They don't act like "Physic' that flush
cut the Bowels with a waste Of precious
Digestive Juice needed for tomorrow's
Bowelwork.
No.-they act Ike Exercise. on the
Bowels. instead
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
TWICE-TOlD TESTIMONY.

A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells How
to Find Relief.
The thousands of women who suffer
backache, languor, urinary disorders
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

As molasses attracts flies 50 does
busy man attract loafers
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
For a Good Complexion

r :: -: =: :: 8: T.: E.: T.:
II Calm Nerves
Good Temper and
-Poise
Eat a Cascaret whenever you suspect
you need it. Garry little lOc Emer-
gency box constantly with you, in your
Purse or Pocket.
When do you need one3
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
Scrofu|a
Few are entirely free from it.

Few are entirely free from 1t.
1t may develop SO slowly ss to cause little II
any disturbance during the whole period Of
childhood.
1t may then produce dyspepsia. catarrh.
and marked tendency TO consumption. before
manifesting itself in much eutaneous erup-
ton or glandular swelling.
1t is best to be sure that you are quite free
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

GASOLINE ENGINES to 4 horse.
power fully warranted, &l25. All sizes and
sty les at lowest prices. Write for catalog.
RElERSON MACHINERY COMPANY
Portland. Oregon.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract and propel the Food naturally
past the little valves that mix Digestive
Juices with Food.
They strengthen these BowefMuscles
by exercising them.
This stronger action, producing greater
nutrition from food, brings back to the
BowelMuscles greater strength for self
operation.
The Bowel-Muscles can thus, in short
time, dispense with any Drug assistance
whatever.
Cascarets are safe to take as often as
you need them. while pleasant to eat as
Candy.
Then carry the little ten-centb box con-
! stantly with you in your purse. and
take Cascaret whenever you suspect
you need it.
One Cascaret at a time will promptly
cleanse foul Breath, or Coated Tongue.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24
Hoods SarsapariIla

to rid you Of It radically and permanently.
Accept no substitute. but insist on having
Hoods. Liquid or tablets. 100 Doses 81.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-05-24

All druggists sell them-over ten mil
lion boxes year, for six years past.
Be very careful to get the genuine. made
only by the Sterling Remedy Company
and never sold In bulk. Every tablet
stamped "CCC."
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02
ADMINISTRATIONS SCHEME IS VICIOUS.

The administration determination to jam through Congress it's program for joint statehood is. about as vic ious an injustice to the people of Ari- zona as could be perpetrated.
 In population, wealth, material de velopment and intelligence of its cit izens Arizona IS entitled to indepen- dent, separate statehood if ever a ter ritory possessed these requisites; yet the president and his supporters have determined to compel a union with New Mexico which neither territory really desires. Arizona, particularly, has good reason for objecting to com pulsory union, since it has nothing to gain and everything against it in the plan. It has the greater wealth and will, therefore, have to bear the greater part of the burden which statehood imposes; it's people are qualified for statehood while heavy proporricn of New Mexico's citizens are Mexicans CT born of Mexican pa rents and do hot pt'SssSs 1ne nL5n standard of intelligence which is sup posed to be prerequisite for the privileges of citizenship. Arizona has great mineral wealth, developed and potential, while New Mexico has not as yet made anything like great pro gress in it's mineral or agricultural growth. Arizona is becoming one of the great agricultural territories, through it's irrigation enterprises, and it's future in every line of growth is bright with promise.
 To say that Arizona must sacrifice it's. identity and be joined with New Mexico in order to secure statehood is to say that justice and fairness
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02
MUST CUT OUT, rHE SALOONS.

Speedy dismissal from the service has been promised any employe of the Fl Paso & Southwestern railroad who hereafter frequents any saloon or gambling house. The superinten- dents of the two divisions have been requested to cut from the eompany's rolls the name of any man who is found in gambling house or saloon when he Is called for duty.
 General Manager II. J. Simmons has just issued a bulletin. under date of December 2l. in which he states the rule against gambling in strong terms The bulletin thus states the case
 Any employe of the system who is known to frequent saloons or gam bling houses will be dismissed from the service.
 Any trainman or engineman who is found in any saloon or gambling house when called to go on his run will be dismissed from the service Of the road.
 Superintendents will rigidly enforce this rule"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02

the president in the territory may be excused if they confess to a decided feeling of disappointment asssi1Hdihg him among the advocates of the utter ly un-American policy of coercing the people of a whole territory. Can it be that practice in regulating the affairs of Filipinosi and Porto Ricans b giy- ing some of our rulers a taste Ter the gentle art of slaye-driying aseapphee to American citizens?
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02

rTWci
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02

have nothing to do with a peoples claim to statehood; that party policy md political expediency oRiy shall de- eide whether or not territory may have what in justice 1t has right to demand.
 In their demand that they be given independent statehood or be permit ted to retain their territorial form of government, he,peopie Of Arizona are taking the stand every fair-minded. independens American would under the circumstances.-Salt Lake Her
 ,ssrss EVttsF' H aid. s,s,v fys lasS s,. !.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02
GOT HIS HAIR BACK.
Was Perfectly Bald When He Started
 to Use Newbro's Herpicide

Frederick Manueii Maryland block. Butte. Montana, bought a bottle of New bros Herpicide. April 6. go. and began to .se it for entire baid.iess. The hair fol- iicles in his scalp were not dead and in 20 days he had hair all over his head. On July he writes. ''and today my hair B as thick and iuxuriant as any one corid wish" Newbro's Herpiciee works on an old principle and with new d's- coyery-dsstrcy tAe, srause and you re- move the effeetS Hetpicide destroys the germ that causes dsndrun. failing hair. md finally badness. so tfat with the rsuse gone the effect cannot remain. Stops falling hair at once and a new growth starts. Sold by leading druggists. Send foc. fin stamps for sempis tr The uarpscide Co. Detroit. Mich.
 For Sale by Bistee Drug Co
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02
THE RUSSIAN DEMOCRACY.

One must live a condition to- Snow
 and be able to speak inteil.s .nsy u
 on it. We of republican Amer.
 at the Russian situation through our
 own historic atmosphere and oar view
 is largely colored by our education
 along lines never run by Russia.
 To us 1t looks as though the nation
 in revolt is unable .ta shake from its
 giant shoulders an old mar sdf Sthe
 sea tf autocracy that has fastened upon t We know that the Czar and
 his family have as their own pyisate
 estates the greater part of the agri-
 cultural and mineral lands of Russia
 that most of this land lies uncaltivated
 while a poverty-stricken peasantrs
 tills the rest under a burden Of .ak-
 ation and ignorance that has aSfi isse sss
 after many centuries driven tnem into
 frenzied revolt; thsf enfaged al re
 sistance they are killing the land own
 CTS in one part of the empiress., and
 fighting win the soldiers of thenAuto-
 crat, in another
 The Russfan people are shedding
 ,,air blood freely for liberty, as they .,ee is. and it is hardly to be expected that they should spare that of the class which has oppressed them for So many generations. sa 3
 Our liberal American institutions were a. heritage. Our ancestors brought them from England. where they were the growth of many hun dred years. It is true we had to fight to keep them, but we knew what we were fighting for all the time. And when we at last won independence and the right to enjoy these liberties In our own way. we did not have to learn how to use them and school our new citizens in moderation and nhe self control of selfgoyernments.s We were to the manor born.
 But it is different with the Russians we imagine. Liberty Is vague term to slaves. The average southern ne- gro's first notion of freedom was i'm munity from work The Russian have been slaves for many hundreds cf years, and are almost as ignorant and superstitious 4s odf American negroes were in 1865: Their first attempts, ats self-goyernmentssare sure to be awkward. and it is hardly to be wondered at that the 6fG gus; erning class looks with horror r the of universal suffrage for people just enIancipated from 7serf- dom. It is qu::e possible shat the mid dle classes iB Russia, headed by M. Witte, are honestly and periodically opposed to the sudden leap into what to them seems very dark condition of their country's affairs. s@ sgss
 And that is why we say thaf one must live condition to know it. In free America where practically all can read, write and express opinions on public affairs, from precinct poll tics 10 congressional enactments, we are reared and live constantly in a tTdiHidS SCbOoi Oi CAtiIehsuip anu 9e eA control. But freedom and autonomy are vague terms to the densely ignor- ant Russian The words sound sweet in his ear, and there is something within hiTa that rises up and gives them response and welcome, but he will have to learn to use them. They are edged tools, and many cut fin ger and split shin will come to Ivan before he learns tn ,ir use.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02
REV. CARLISLE p. 8. MARTIN

L. |. o.
 Of Waverfy, Texas, writes: ''Of a morning, when first arising, often find a troublesome collection Of phlem which produces a cough and
 very hard to dislodge: but smai quantity of Ballard's Horehound Syr up will at once dislodge it, and the trouble Is over. know of no medi cine that Is eqaal, to it, and, it is so pleasant to take. I can most corlial 1y recommend it to ali persons need ing a medicine for throat or lung trou ble" Sold by R!netart's Pharmacy
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02

This parer Is kept, on riie at Law rence's Advertising Agency. 4ol. Ex- sminer Bldg. Los Angeles Cal, where contracts for advertising may be uafe. ~f'
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02

An agreeable movement of the bow els without any unpleasant effect is produced by Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets For sale by all dealers in patent medicines.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-02
Lowell Branch Office.

A Branch office has been establish N at Lowell in the building occupied " Lowell Drug Co. News items md advertisements left there will be giv- sp prompt attention.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1906-01-17

18th chapter of Johns Gospel has been so effeced
Ieq4o 10 seIoos pue Nooq qua 10 1odeuo asIz eua
10 enI4 S! eWes 9q4 puv '4uo peHIem sYIem Gm 10
quo eAeq 4ou pInoM 1 4oG pue G4IuoWIp omos uatM
pepuelle Aenloe 81 spIoM ps1uIId eq4 SuIpueI aqua
familiar passages. "
was called on recently to locate certain verse
OF the Bible and after unrewarded search of some
Time, went for my Bible and found it without
an effort not only mark the verses as they i'm
press me, but L often designate on the margin the
place and date of reading, and L re-read them am
forclby reminded of the conditions under which they
shed new light on life's way and gave new comfort
and cheer, and strength.
Some years ago L spent Thanksgiving day in one
OF the most uncomfortable and altogether unattrac
tive places 1t has been my misfortune to find in
my travels, far from home and church. and as it
seemed to me, outside of the bounds of civilization it.
sell, but can never forget the comfort enjoyed from
reading these words: "Rejoce in the Lord We right
eous and give thanks at the remembrance of his holt
ness, and my Bible keeps fresh in memory the very
spot on which they were read
The family Bible had its place in my home and
still holds it in my heart. For the first pulpit Bible
ever saw L have reverence, L sincerely lament the
loss OF Mothers Bible, but rejoice in the possession
OF my Bible, and, though in have have de-
faced It, each DETACHMENT has made it just that much
dearer to me.
Precious treasure thou art mine"
Farmville, Va.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1906-01-17
WEST VIRGINIA.

Dr. f. j. Brooke, until recently pastor of the Alex
andria Church, has entered upon his new work at
Romney w. Va. His installation as pastor of the
Romney Church will be duly announced in the Gem
trial.
HWntington.-There were nine additions to this
church, Dr. N. Donaldson, PASTOR the 18th inst;
five examination; all adults The congregations
are larger than before and the indications are
quite encouraging
heySer-The Rev. j. w. Purcell has entered upon
his pastorae in this church under favorable auspices
The attendance has increased, and is now usually
measured by the seating capacity. At the commun-
ION service, January 7th nine persons received
into the communion of the church The md-weel
prayer meeting is more largely attended The large
and comfortable manse was in perfect condition and
the larder well stocked when the doors we're opened
to receive the pastor and his family
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1906-01-17
Church News.
VIRGINIA.

Richmond.-The services of the Week of PRAYER
were held in the First Church each night of last week
the pastor, Rev. DR.. McFaden, conducting them
Monday night only unfavorabe in weather con-
dltlons After that the congregations were large
and the meetings impressive and profitable Ad-
dresses were made by DR.. Cecil DIR. Stewart Dr.
Witherspoon, DR.. English, Dr. McCluer and Dr. Wal
thall.
AT the HOge Memorial Church. on Sunday night.
January 7th Messrs Thomas Steele and w. B. Peroe
were ordained deacons by the Rev. c. w. Pratt and
the Session.
AT the Third Church, DR.. Eggleston himself con-
Quoted services every night ten days closing We'd
nesday January 10th. On Sunday, the 18th six
teen persons received into the church. A pleas
ing feature a. this church is the presentation of
Testament to each new member. AS the sixteen came
70 the pulpit to be publicly received the choir broke
forth ito the doxology, praise God, from whom all
blessings fowl"
On Sunday, January 7th Montrose Sunday-School
mission of The Third Church. had 100 present This
not before the Christmas celebration but after
The school started with about forty on the roll The
community of 'Montrose" is growing and the school
Is growing in number and usefulness through the
faithful efforts of Mr. S. D. Craig the wise superin-
tendent land elder in the Third Church) and his
efficient corps of officers and teachers
Richmond.-At the Overlook Church. Dr. D. K.
Waltha pastor, the sacrament of the Lords Supper
was administered on Jan. 7th, and there were two
B~ena Vi8tG.-On Sunday January 18th, the regu-
lar communion service held and was of such in
terest as to hold throughout wnat seemed to be- the
undivided attention of the large congregation in at
tendance There addition of fourteen to
the membership-nine certificate from other
churches and five on profession of faith.
Hd'Pin Creeb-During year we have had
very successful Sunday-school at this church We
closed school Christmas, to reopen the first Sab
bath in April On the night of the 26th of Deem
Der we had beautiful entertainment. There were
several recitations and Christmas Carols We had
beautiful Christmas arch. There were 90 on the
roll and all of this number received confectonaries
Thrtytwo received special prizes for faithful attend
ance, and eight additional prizes for memorizing
Scripture. With Mr.. W. r. Owens superintendent
anu faithful corps of teachers this has been the
most successful year in history with the Sunday
school. Al p
Lynchbwg.-The ladies of the Third Church have
printed striking little poem, suited to the New
Year in form for hanging in the home or place of