Smyrna times., 1906-11-07
SHORT, SHARP AND SNAPPY.

Champagne is said to be a fine hair
tonic. At least it has an unfailing
quality of going to the head
sis Bridge Whist Gambling?" is the |
question that society and the clergy |
are agitating. 1t all depends on
whether you lose or win.
Thomas Dixon does not care how
many times suppress his play, "The
Clansman" as long as they do not sup
press the newspaper accounts of it.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
has been using formaldehyde to keep
the milk but the result was to lose Gus
toners for the dining cars.
More troops have been sent to round
up the Wyoming Indians. What is
the matter with sending Secretary
Taft there?
A year ago Thomas Watson was won
dering how Bryan could make money
on ''bum paper like the Commoner."
Bryan has the last laugh however.
After all these years we are going to
find out what will really happen if a
President should violate tradition and
step on foreign soil.
In North Dakota they use automo-
biles to run down criminals. But in
the East they use them to run down
any one who does not get out of the
way.
Secretary Taft in pacifying the
Cubans had an easy task in compari-
son with the one assigned Judge Ma.
COON who is expected to keep them pac-
fled.
Diamonds are to be twenty per cent
higher this year than last so that fami-
lies that have not laid in their winter
supply should do so without delay.
The Brooklyn Eagle says Hearst
will get all the votes of the criminals
grafters, anarchists, feeble minded
and cranks of New York. If this is
true Hearst is as good as elected.
The heavy summer rains may have
killed off nearly all of the young tur-
keys but many others will have their
lives spared as result of the high
prices.
How is it that q Senatorship costs
so much less in Alabama or only sixty
dollars, the amount recently paid by
Senator Morgan, when they are so ex-
pensive in other states, in Montana
for example
This is a great Administration fol
New York. With two members in the
Cabinet and third one booked, an6
President at the head of the table
geographical distribution has received
a set back.
Murphy, the fanny chief has given
notice that he will sue all papers tina
caricature him in states prison uniform
This it is hoped will prevent Repub
lican papers recopying the caricatures
of his friend Hearst, published year
ago.
Thomas Edison says he has invented
a 5000 motor that will run 100, 900 mile
or fifteen years without getting out o
order. If this gets ION the marke
automobiling as a sport will promptl,
y go out of fashion.
Many years ago England decree
that women might view the doinss @
Parliment only from cage arrange
= for the purpose. The wise ones mus
have forseen the coming of the sui
. fragettes.
! The Pres ident will spend only thre
. whole days in Panama and a good PAL
o of these will be taken up with receI
= tions, dinners and luncheons. Perhar
' he will learn just how rapidly Poultne
Bigelow acquired his impressions G
that zone.
,s Judge Alton B. Parker says he
praying for the success of the Hughe
party in New York. If the jude
prayed for his own success the part
Do may lose faith in the result of his su,
of plications.
8. The man who first brought out Job
A. T, Sullivan 10 a candidate Co.. H. =