The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-11-28

c. Pilling-That there is still room
In Canada.
L. f. Allen-That the miserable
handwriting of most people makes a
typewriter a necessity.
City Auditor O'Connor--That have
small heaven on earth.
Deputy Durick-That l have only
seventeen girls at this time.
City Treasurer Hagen--That official
life has no cares.
City Engineer Smith-That l have
the record of being among the few
losing democrats.
Register of Deeds Hancock--That
the Alkali King was not sprung any
sooner as q candidate.
Deputy Lodmell-That all do is
write.
Clerk of Court Spalding-That my
political troubles are ended for two
years.
Deputy Graber-That there are so
few divorce cases to enter judgments
in so that remain uniformed
County Superintendent McI.ain-
That am heartwhole and fancy
free ut the end Of my political term.
Deputy Calder-That am permit
ted to live.
Judge Nsk-That it might have been
better to endure the evils We have than
fly to those We know not OF.
Court Stenographer Madison-That
was largely responsible for the po-
litical change in the state.
o. NJ. Hatcher-That AM one OF the
original democrats
j. S. Hatcher-That coming home
from honeymoon is a long time be-
tween.
Architect Edwards-That the gang
is alright when it has the offices.
E. ]. Lander-That the commercial
club is getting regular move on it.
self for next year.
c. F. Whitcomb-That live men need
more real estate than dead ones.
NJ. j. Livernan-That | always have
the best looking girls at the dances
and that includes all of them.
Landlord O'Connor-That l can al
ways feed the hungry.
Day Clerk Miller-That no man can
make me mad.
Night Clerk Anderson-rhat In a
few years l will be showing men
the way to court instead of the way
to bed.
Clerk Darcy-That life has no more
serious burden to me than looking
pleasant.
Clerk Peake-That can smile in
adversely.
Mike Neville-That am out of poll
tics and have a good job to fall back
on.
Tom Gray-That there is such a
position as state oil inspector, and
that my name may be Coal Oil Tom
my"
A. E. Palmer-That business is good
and Christmas is coming.
A. E. Logan-That everyone likes
the new arrangement in the Logan
cafe.
Chief Lowe-That business is slack.
Rev. F. E. r. Miller-That no appli-
cations to perform marriage cere-
monies on top of the new 2O0-foot
smoke stack have been received.
E. G. Fitzgerald-That I'm alive.
Judge Purcell-That can say won
one bet on the election-ask Major
Hamilton.
Willard Adams-That the boss does
Mt come around very often.
Fred Werstlein-That the meat bus
mess. especially the sausage depart
ment, is not going to the dogs.
H. H. Tuttle-That the membership
of the Y. NJ. c. A. is increasing
Judge McLoughlin-That l can still
run competition to the other justice
dispensers.
Tom Woods-That l am captain of
the Y. NJ. c. 4. basket ball team.
John Hetherington-That North Da-
kota is state Of roses.
VIM. Panovitz-That can give
q good spiel about furniture.
Earl Sarles-That Hillsboro is not
far off.
Scott Rex-That the work of re-
codifying the city ordinances comes
only once in great while.
George Davis-That they can't hold
NE responsible for the failure of the
republicans to elect all of their can
didates.
s. G. Skulason-That don't have
to go to Bismarck with the democrats
this winter.
J. H. Bosard-That even if the
law business takes slump. can
spend my time attending to some of
my fancy critters at the dairy.
]. B. Wineman-The democrat land
slide stopped when it did.
3. s. Bryn1olfson-That even II
democrat. can affo.d an automobile: