The Rich Hill tribune., 1906-03-08
SHORT MISSOURI ITEMS

ChUlooihe Is 70 havs goDI roads
eUuvention Sc she couelrhon 1f tEe
roads viii permit
Mrs Sarah Roberta 3 wltow van
burned 10 death ln fire wtich 8s-
stroyed her home ~ Ouiek Tuesday
night
on Tor rock roads. signs tbe PIsss-
ant Hiu Times. well any c0IEgEs-
~ can have rock roads IL tEey have
the rocks
mule belonging 10 George Dl-E-
ems. CartmeI. fen Into . Eeu - fesf
deep and wss taken ont practically
uniniured
Miss Grace Eads Dslton. wa-rens-
burg. heads The list - huuCg IN the
1895 class Of Tasssr There are -
honor girls
Macon eounty's drainage ditch is 10
large that t might almost be expect
ed 70 begin swallowing reputatlo1s
Ike the Panama ditch
Two hundred farmers Of Caoser
have organized 10 promote an elee-
tric railway 70 connect Prairie H0ms
with the Frisco a. Eldou.
Tis said that every time they sar
well dressed stranger fn stan
berry they think be Is there 10 10
cate" some business or factory.
E Atty Gen. Hadley has given an
opinion that fines collected for viola
ton cf the game laW should - de-
( posted TO the credit u tee sclooi
fund
( The Frisco has issued an order
E that no passenger shall be carried on
the fast mall train between ST. Louis
and Monet This Is done 70 tighten
Z the train ard make faster time pos
sible
H. E. Robinson. editor Of the Mary
F vile Republican is a candidate Tor
i commander OF the Department Of Nts-
] souTt He served as a private IN Con
Z pany +. SiEreenth Wisconsin v0lun-
Z teers
A Joplin man. according 10 the
( INews-Heraid was fined for shooting
I through a floor into a crowd He
+ did not faIl through the ceiling a.
( might be supposed. but shot a bullet
{ through instead
Harry Way. SheIbina. has been
thinking for q long time Oi leaving
that town but could not see hIs uay
clear At last he has succeeded and
will move March J. Where there IS
q viii there Is Way.
KinEsvule correspondence in Hol-
den Progress. Again dame rumur has
d that wedding bells are soon %
chime on the bills very near Kings
VILE and again modesty forbids US 20
even hint this 10 ans one
A Northwest Missouri editor an
nuunced a wedding under the bead
line. Joined Hands for life Sew
erai months later. when the woman
was granted divorce. the editor
headed the notice. Let Go Again
According 90 the Carthage Demo
GRAFT Joplin. was named in honor of
q Methodist minister. John u WI-
hams. aho has lived in Soufhuest
Missouri f1r over % yesrs. witnessed
the msrrise of the Rev Joplin in 1886.
The King city Democrat raises ths
howl that the publication cf the price
uf Nrs LoUEEoTfh's wedding hats
az SISo0 apieCe wlll cause she uumea
folk az the land GO go bit heaVier
thBu usual on Easter f.naD this ycar
A Joplin married mau is saihiug
around home because his uew trous.
trs ave uot ou @ honeymoon, Aua1h.
er man un tht evguiuE ui his aed.
ding went 60 tbe faiiurs shop aud
cut thg trousers thinking taEg ucre
psri of ais wedding suit
George Adams appropriately iocat
"a on Arisile KidEe, ne4r Martus
On =
cr the ughrr daN &c was uearly thres
years old ans weighed see pounds
Nr Adams s8ys the boa although
very Gas. vas siH ah3e ta staud "a
his feet Bnd rst ana Wheu he ass
kiue3-Nhlch is mure than u1ust aui
mails can 90 when tbsY are killed
and was ea.nins rr1m two Go tvro and
. a half pounds d dag SAD cuui4 have
been maae 10 weigh g19 pounds Ssf
Adams rendered more than tveuty'
fse gallons ~ Hard from the Perker
The Jefferson Gus Tribune quotes
4. Judye " y ENans chairman oi tae
, ( Democratic state committee as t0ll
, ing the following story A Chtlt
. coIhe lawyer had q ease ia latse
EVans's cogrt in ozark county
|Among The crowd oi HiN Rlilies in
the c1urtroom as defendants Wlt
nesscs Was oue ia pariicular whose
Iair. whiskers and general arls'aranel
b affracsed The iutCrtst 20 the ChHlt
J cCihe lawyer SO sleh an c1teui Iha'
I he Insisted THAI he musi have a snap
. shot pholoRraph ot the mau 90 taSs
home With him Go shpa uhai kiud u
nfurle lived down sn Ozark Suou at
.tor the ph0togaPh had eeeu sscuree
Ifhe subject Iheroot Was c2lled eeg2rs
|fha court He wAs the pisingiu m q
blyorce SUIT pgnaiuE Where ary
. gou ium asked the iuage on.
Am froni Missouri answered tas
! 4 mar. was l0ru aud RAISED in thii
stsfa tfcw i0ns hare you lives g
I. IOrark coanl9t ho vas nN1f ASKED
, ~Abnut eisetptu usonths Where
. |ffl ron I've hrfor9 comias to THIS
eanntxe Judge. Was norn al
, tChmicetha Mo ana never lived anf
Iuhera else unt0 cauis deNn hsfe.