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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,

THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County of Lexington
By George S. Drafts. Esq, Probate Judge.
WHEREAS, F. G. HARTLEY MADE
w suit to me, to grant him Letters
of Administration OF the Estate and effects
of 81. j, Hartley.
These are therefore to cite and admonish
sll and singular the kindred and creditors
of the SAID Fl j. Hartley, deceased,
that they be and appear, before me. in the
Count OF Probate, to be held at Lexington
G. H S. Con the 18th day Of January.
1906 next, after publication hereof at II
o'clock in the forenoon, to show cause if
any they have. why the said Adninistra.
ton should not be granted.
Given under my hand. this 81 Gay Of
January. Anno Domi ii, 1906.
GEORGE g. DRAFTS, j. P. l.. C.
Published on the Sd day of January.
1906, in the Lexington Dispatch. 2p6.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Visiting in Town.

After IN absence of 3S years Mrs.
Emma Enabinet is in town visiting
at the home of Mr.. Preston George
She will be remembered as Miss
Emma Roof, daughter OF Thomas
Roof. who lived jast above town be-
fore her removal to Orargeburg
She is accompanied by her husband
and young son.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Plumbers Satisfied.

The Daily Record, January 6.
There will be no demand from the
plumbers on the master plumbers
for SIS day and eight hours work.
Aa agreement has been reached, it lie
said, that ends any possible trouble
until June. This agreement which
has operated in the past very nicely
for both sides calls for nine hours at
81 per day.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

The Revenue officers report the
destruction Of three Illicit distilleries
in The upper part OF Greenville
county recently. The stills are said
10 have been first class copper ones.
Some uhiskey was found and destroy
ed, also quantity of beer and mash.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Every Bit as Good.

"Have you a belt that will 60
about my wais,?" asked the young
lady with smile as che entered The
dry goods etore.
mo, but have something just as
good" replied the young maa who
formerly worked in drug store.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

"a Breezy Time" is not one man
show. by any means, but the cast is
made up of a whole load of funny
comedians and pretty girls, whose
festive jollity will mske you forget
you have any troubles. Look out
for the street band parade.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

The short corn crop in Mexico hes
cansed . shntting down Of many:
distilleries. The cotton crop for the
year is now estimated at less than
so. 900 bales. The loss is caused II
heavy rains
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Not Necessary.

Cierk-As I am about to get mar
ried, I came to ask if you would lot
give me an increase of salary.
Employer-Mv dear sir, that is
not pecessa ary. You know young
man always saves money by marry
ing.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

Hasel Witnerspoon, manager OF
the lancaster Mercantile Co, was
dangerously shot Saturday By DR..
E S McDow, : practicing physician
Of Z Lsnc 4sier.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Easily Explain ed.

81 am happy to say that have never
had a cross word with my mother-in-
law.'
"Remarka bier'
mot so very. She died good many
years before I was married. ."-Balti-
more News.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
President Roosevelt
heavy rains

President Roosevelt reports to
Congress that the work on the
Panama canal is being admirably
dore and greet progress has been
made, especially during the last nine
months.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Over Hundred Burned.

London, Jan. S-A dispatch from
Toxic to the Daily Telegraph Gays
that on Jan 4, an explosion set fire
to mine at Akita on she main island
of Japan, and that 10l persons were
burned to death.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

The annual meeting Of the South
Carolina Bar ASSOCIATION will be held
il Columhia on Thursday and Friday,
January 1Ssh and 1871 inst.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
His SDecialty.

"Bragley tells me he is doing Won
derful work with his present employer
I didn't know he was particularly
strong in business"
"He isn't. He's merely particularly
strong in talking about business."-
Boston Transcript.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Wednesday, January 10, 1906.
Affection soothes, it hallowe, ele-
Yates, subdnes and 5riDgeth down to
earth its native heaven.

The Legislature is now in session
il Columbia and q hot time is ex.
pected in the old halls during this
session.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10
Taken Up.

Ooe pig. Owner can get same by
giving description and paying cost.
3Rl2 G. b Leaphart,
Lexington, s @
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

Saturday MIR. Alex Shaw was shot
by Mfr. Ghas. Mclean, at Betbune,
Newberry county. He was shot
with : Winchester shotgun.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

Two men were killed and two
injured, probably fatally, in q wreck
on the Psnnsylva,cia railroad at
Brantsv.lle on last Saturday.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-01-10

Hon Cole L. Blease, Senator from
Newberry county. has announced
himself candidate for Governor OF
South Carolina.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
BAND Pays I|Iif If I RI5,,1,

For the first time for several months.
ever since going on Its trip 10 the
States. the band was down on the
Oceanic dock this morning to speed the
Alameda on her way with the strains
Of Aloha De.
The steamship sailed for the Coast
on time this morning with small list
Of cabin passengers. but with about .OI
In the steerage. or these there were
about 100 japanese. the remainder be-
Ing scattering.
The freight cargo was also small
this time. there being only about 1000
tons. No sugar was taken, but on her
next voyage II Is expected that the
steamer will take large consignment.
Among those who sailed on the Ala
media was Attorney Frank Thompson.
He was loaded down with all the leis
that could find Judgement on his per.
son. He goes to the Coast on busi-
uess trip.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
LOCAL and GENERAL

Any Of your money growing la,y7
r ind Job for II through . Bulletin
want sd,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
MOORE ATTACKS
CAPTAIN BERGER
Wants His Salary Cut In
Half Or To Fire
Him

Supervisor Moore has q good friend
for whom he has staksd out Captain
Perger's job. Last night at the Super
yisor's meeting he proceeded to try to
get It Cor him. and made valiant at
tack OIL the band and all connected
herewith. but 1t fell fiat.
II started when Moore wanted to
know about the band. Smith said that
II had been settled at the last meeting
that II was employed from December
/. Moore said he had not understood
1t so. The other Supervisors agreed
with Smith.
Lucas moved that the band be en-
gagged from December /.
Moore moved. with some heat. that
the band pay roll he cut to $1,000. that
some members be cut out. and that
. Berger's salary be cut to 500 or that
another man be given the job.
Lucas motion passed. whereupon the
matter Of appropriation came up.
Moore said native by the name OF
, Naone should be given Berger's job.
Berger had been running the Board.
he said
Dwight reEoinded Moore that he was
| n bit inconsistent. Moore had opposed
band reductions ut the former meet
ing.
Moore still wanted Berger's salary
cut, but Lucas opposed II and the mat
ter was postponed.
On motion by Lucas the Clerk was
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
TOY SHOP DOLLS
NOT FORGOTTEN

BY some accident the Bargain Dolls
we're shamefully neglected when the
list of names was published last
week. It is bad enough to be market
down." but to be obliterated or annihi.
lated is awful! The Candy Dolls"
and Gingerbread Men" were also ov.
erlooked and one candy doll, poor III.
tie fellow, suffers from having his
name spelled in SO many ways. each
one wrong, that he hardly knows him
self. Now we are going to start fair
and try to clear up all past errors.
Here are the useful, spicy Ginger
bread Men: lie Roy Bush. Albert
Bush; Cyril Tinker. Lorrin Thurston;
The Baker, Vernon Tenney.
The Bargain Dolls: Marguerite
wadman. Juliette Atwater, Alice
Hoogs. Helen Boyd, Adelaide Santos.
Agnes Aylett, Ida Merseberg. Abbie
Merseberg. Norma Finley. Elizabeth
Low.
Candy Dolls: Sherman Boedefeld,
Marjorie Lee. Amy Waterhouse. Al
ITeU WHITE, Mduellue Suupih, DcsS'e
Lee, Lee Warehouse, Kealoha Water.
house, Ernest Gray, Roy Graham.
No sea-faring, man ever spun yarn
Of more thrilling interest than MIR.
Noah's tale OF adventure. II could a
tale unfold" but l won't for Noah can
do It so much better. The cheerful
liar" is quite overshadowed by the
barefaced statements Of this venerable
antediluvian, his wife and boys. who
back him up without finching. They
all look exactly as II they had lust
stepped out OF the ark" the kind We
used to play with Sunday afternoons.
you know. and are a most interesting
family. Their skill as raconteurs IL
only equalled by their grace and their
musical ability. Then there Is the
heavy tragedy Of but must not tell.
you should hear It only from the head
OF the family.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
GETS BUNCH
Of Cn|hK GAMBLERS

Police Ohicer Apana gathered In six
more Chinese today for gambling.
Apana and Officer Rose were looking
for another Chinese against whom u
warrant had been issued. and In their
search they entered house on the
mauka side OF River and Kukui streets.
The six Chinese were sitting there en-
joying dice little game Of fan tan.
The officers took them along to the sta
ton house. together with the evidence.
consisting Of a set OF dominoes. but
tons, dice and six bits In coin OF the
realm.
Apana Is the star gambler-cstcher
Of the force. Whenever he feels the
need Of little exercise, he goes out
and collects few Chinese and breaks
up fan tan or pal kau game.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
MESSAGE PLEAsEs BRITISH

London. Dec. 4.-The British press
commends the sentiments expressed
In President RoOsevelts message TO
Congress. particularly that part OF 1t
expressing his condemnation OF the ac-
tion taken In California TO prevent the
Japanese children from attending the
public schools.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
HONOLULU IRON WORKS

Impro and Modern SUGAR MA
CklNERY Of every capacity and de-
NcViptlon made to order. Boiler work
and RIvETED PIPES Tor irrigation
purp oses a speciality. Particular asten'
ton paid to LOB WORK, and reoalrs
executed At shortest notice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
CHINESE RAISE KICK

Hongkong. Dec. 1.-THE Canton
Chinese have sent protest to Picking
against the Kowloon railway loan.
which they say is particularly advnnt-
ageOus to the foreigners. They claim
that the benefits should go exclusively
to the Chinese.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
JAPANESE ADVISERS STAY

Shanghai. Dec. 4.-The agreement
for the transfer OF Newchwang back
TO the Chinese provides for the with
drawal OF the japanese troops but the
retention Of japanese advisers In all
public matters.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05
FATAL DAM BREAK

Clifton, Arizona, Dec. Through
the breaking OF an irrigation dam half
this town has been destroyed. Fifty
people have lost their lives from
drowning,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-12-05

TS m bottle with written guarantee blinking 10 ~
T~'SS the best legal talent could make II,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
Are You Tired, Nervous
and SIeepleSS ?

Nervousness aud sleepleSsness are US
uatly due 10 the fact that the nerves are
not fed on properly nourishing blood.
they are sissrUei nerves. DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery makes pure.
rich blood. and thereby tbe nerves are
properly nourished and al the organs OF
Inc body are run as smoothly as machin-
cry which runs ia oil. i this way you
feel clean. strong and srratIuouS-you arc
toned up and invigurateS. and Won are
good for whole lot of phk steal or mental
work. Best OF all. the Strength and in
crease in vitality and heklth are LASTING.
The trouble with moStE onicS and med
tcineS which have : arb. booming sale
for short time. is that Rhev are largely
composed of alcohol holding the drugs in
solution. This alcohol Strinks up the red
blood corpuScles. and d the long run
greatly INJURIES the systeka. One may feel
eXhilarated and better fSr the time being.
vet in the end weakenedki nd with vitality
decreased DR.. Pierce'4 Golden Medical
Discovery contains mo- alcohol. Every
bottle of IL bears uponHtS wrapper The
SG1qe of Honesty. in a bull list OF all its
several ingredients. Ff- the druggist 10
offer Won something he Plains is just as
good is 10 insult your htelligence.
Every ingredient altering into the
world-famed Golden Medical Discovery -
mas the unanimous apyEoval and endorse
meut Of the leading InrGical authorities
Of all tho several schoxs of practice No
other medicine sold Though druggists for
like purposes has any &nch endorsement.
The Golden Aedi4 Discovery" not
only produces all the good effects to be
obtained from teeAuh of Golden Seal
root. in all stomaSk4 liver and bowel
troubles. as in dyspe u&a, biliousness. con-
stipation ulceration|of stomach and
bowels and kindred ailments, but the
Golden Seal root used in its compound
ing is greatly enhanced in its curative ac-
Uion by other ingredients such as Stone
root. Black Cherry bark. Eloodroot, Man
drake root and chemically pure triple
refined glycerine.
The Common Sense Medical Adviser"
is sent free in paper covers on receipt of
y one-cent stamps to paw the cost of mail
,ng only. For 81 stamps the cloth-bound
volume viii be sent. Address DIR. r. Y.
Pierce. Buffalo. y. y.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
situation. biliousness and headfche.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
DEADLY SERPENT BITES.

are as common in India as are stom-
ach and liver disorders with u.s. For
the latter however there is a sure
remedy: Electric Bitters: the great
restorative medicine. of which s A.
Brown, of BannettsvilIe, s. s. says:
They restored my wife to perfect
health, after years OF suffering with
dyspepsia and chronically torpid
liver Electric Bitters cure chiIls
and fever. malaria. biliousness. lame
back, kidney troubles and bladder dis
orders Sold on guarantee by A. G.
Luken & Co. druggist. Price soc.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
Boarding House Land

KSHERG Is always a star and lady
with curIs
II And GROWER who growls at the
pie:
q rough
And a girl with a squirt In her eye.
In the Land of the Prune. that Is theme
of my tune
The boarding house land everywhere.
Where the prUne is the prince and the
hash IS the pride
OF the landlady dominant there.
Some swear as II Prune Land were vile
and accurSeS;
Soma cast 1t aside with a sur;
Some enter It's vast. hidden voids with a
smile
And face 1T without demur.
The youth who has broken the old ties at
And sought the far cities TO win
The maiden who typew the middle
aged clerk.
BY Prune Land are soon gobbled in.
To Prune Land they go. and from Prune
Land they come,
But ever in Prune Land there stays
The lady with curis and the gent who de-
fers
To the mistress and finds that it pays.
Anctimoaious and tickle. erudite and I'M
learned.
Sweet sixteen. tho baldheads. the gray
The star who makes good and the
tough bloke who kicks
they are anchored In Prune Land for
Prune breakfasts prune dinners, prune
suppers complete.
Is the round OF the diet OF prune-
Unaltered unchanged by the cruel hand
of time
Or the dry the wet of the moon.
Prune desserts. prune solids, prune dreams
through the night.
Prune people to talk with and sing:
In Prune Land the prune lasts the whole
winter long
And begins fresh reign IN the spring.
Baltimore Sun.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
MARKET SUMMARY.

CHICAGO Cattle: Common to prime
steers. 81 00a7 so cows. IS ooG4 So !:
heifers. 81 50G5 50; bulls. s. 5oG4 so:
stockers ard feeders. s. 25M4 80. Sheep
and Lambs-Sheep. 80 25a5 90: lambs.
IS 25M7 30: yearlings. So COOS IS. Calves
heavy, S. coQ6 80; medium TO good
heavy. 81 12a6 Is; butcher weights. SIS 20
as so; good to choice mixed. So 1905 20
packing. s. 90 Ct 10: pigs. So 5o0s To-
Wheat-No. red. 7334c.
EAST BUFFALO Cattle: Good to
choice export. SIS IS G6 90: shipping steers
81 1896 %: butcher cattle, 81 6566 %;
heifers. So 00G4 rs; fat COWS. 81 50a4 25 :
bulls. 81 25@4 %; mixers and sprngers,
$50 ooG60 90. Sheep and Lambs Year
lings. IS oo0s %: wethers. s. 1906 90:
mixed, s. 50a5 rs: ewes IS e505 SO;
spring lambs, So oeGt7 IS. Calves-ss 80 q
90. Hogs-Mediuln heavy SIS SO; York
ers Sc 40@6 so pigs. Sc so; stays, 81 500
90: roughs. s. SOAPS 90.
CLEVELAND-Cattle: Prime dry-fed
SIS 5G45 IS; choice steers. SIS 5065 %: fat
cows. 81 5OQ3 %; hefers. 50 50D4 so;
bulls. So 25Go3 70: mixers and springers.
SIS oo@50 CO. Sheep and T4ambs-Choice
lambs, 81 25a7 40: wethers. 81 1925 %;
mixed. SIS o0Gs 70; ewes. S. 90. Calves
81 50Bs 90. Hogs Workers. Sc 90: me-
diurns, SIS 45: ..eavies Sc Is; pigs ss 80 ;
roughs IS s5G5 SO; stays. 81 oo@5 %.
PITTSEuRG Choice. So 700
90; prime. IS 4o35 IS: tidy butchers
81 6o65 90, heifers. 81 50Qf 40; cows
stays and bulls. 81 0094 90: fresh cows
s25 00G5o 90. sheep and Lambs--Prime
wethers. IS 40d5 %: good mixed IS 100
80; lambs. 81 oOd7 so. Veal Calves
SIS 00qs IS. Hoes-Heavy hogs, mediums
Workers and pigs, Sc so.
CiNcINNATI-Whea No. red. 7G9
nc. Corn-No. mixed, ia t4I1. Oats
No. mixed. 36da51Ac. Kye-No. 2, II %
zee Lard-Ss 7e4s so. Racon-SI0 1879
Bulk meats-ss s1.7. Hoss-S5 3o6s 80.
Cattle-s2 e095 50. Sheep-s2 00Q4 50.
Lambs-$4 a6Gs so.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
FOLLOWING The FLAG

When our soldiers went TO Cuba
and the Philippines, health was the
most important consideration. Willis
r. Morgan. retired Commissary Ser
Eeant L. ). A.. of Rural Route I. Con-
cord, y. H., saws: Il was two years
In Cuba and two years in the Philip-
cines. and being subject TO colds. I
look Dr. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, which kept me in per-
feet health. And now. in New Hamp-
shire, we find it the best medicine in
the world for coughs, colds. bronchial
troubles and all lung diseases. =
Guaranteed at a. G. Luken & Co.
druggist. Price soc and S100. Trial
bottle free.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
Indianapolis
Chicago
Cincinnati, New York
and Richmond.
NEW YORK MARKETS
IPnhIfsilers' Pressl

New York, Dec. 2.-The stock mar
ket Saturday closed dull and firm
There was no distinct character in
the trading, owing 10 the narrow
drift and the small transactions. The
bank statement was better than ex-
pected, but prices yielded some part
of previous small advances on its
publication. Railway Steel Springs
advanced 4. Pacific Mail ,, and Press
ed Steel Car and american Car l.
Great Northern preferred declined
10, Denver & Rio Grande preferred
L. S. Pipe and Detroit United Rail-
ways !, and Bethlehem Steel PREFER
ed 81
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03

I'll give one Of you boys a dime to
carry my grip to the station" said
cross eyed man. pausing before three
ragged little fellows.
(Which one, mister" piped the boys
In chorus.
''You." said the cross eyed man.
(Which one|'
You
There was "A pause. Finally one lit
tie fellow said. Say. mister. close one
eye an look at the kid you want, won't
you New York Life.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
RICHMOND MARKETS

The supply Of absolutely fresh eggs
is altogether Inadequate TO fill the
demands for eggs and the bulk of the
stock on the market if from the stor-
age houses. Even for those who in
sist on having fresh eggs, even at
CSC retail, there are not enough TO
be had. although many consumers are
cutting CSC eggs out of their list OF
foods now or are trying to be content
with the storage kind
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
Cause Enough.

Askitt-Haye you noticed what a
miserable. hang dog look Brown has
of late?
Notifies.
Askitt-Have you any idea what the
trouble is?
Notifies: he has three children of
the school age. and they have begun to
ask him to help them with their les
sons.-AIinneapolls Journal
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
Acquired Talent.

MA" said the small son of pugilist
pa isn't natural born fighter. is he?"
''Of course he is replied the mother.
"Why do you think he isn't:"
oh" replied the young hopeful. Il
heard Mr. Neighbors say he acquired
the kpack since he married your
Boston Transcript.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
He Must Have Told Her.

mo" said Miss Cooley, I've never
been introduced to Mr.. D'Auber. I've
been told, though, that he is an exceed
ingly clever artist"
My. I'm shocked" exclaimed Knox.
IF you We're never introduced, why
did you let him speak to you ?'-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03

The Hobo - Please. ma'am. would
youse mind givin' me err dime?
The Lady--And If / give you dime
what will you do with it?
The Hobo-Help de guy wot keeps
de saloon on de corner to buy bread
fer his family .-Chicago News.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
DEATH FROM LOcKJAW.

never follows an injury dressed with
Bucklen's Arnica Salye. Its antisep-
tic and healing properties prevent
blood poisoning. Chas Oswald. mer-
Chant, of Rensselaersyille. N Y,
writes: 1T cured Seth Burch. OF this
place. of the ugliest sore on his neck
| ever saw" Cures Cuts. Wounds,
Burns and Sores. sc at A. G.. Luken
& Co. drug store.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03

Miggles-I see by the papers that
your new book has made you famous.
Scribbles-Yes, but it's a question:
BILE brand Of fame, after all.
Miggles-HoW s that?
ScribbIes-My creditors are constant
Iy soliciting my autograph on a check.
Detroit Tribune.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03

'.Nuritch is the most stupid ignora-
mus / ever met
Think so?"
"Of course Why, what he doesn't
know would All any number of books.
well. it seems to have filed one
handbook Houston Post
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
The Leahe.s Acacia.

There are forests of leafiess trees in
some parts of Australia. They respire,
so to say. through little stem. appar-
emily answering the purpose of a leaf.
The trees are known as 1.-The leadaSs
acacias."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03
FIafterinG r.

How much postage will this re-
Quire?' asked the young author. TT is
one of my manuscripts.
Two cents an ounce answered the
postof1ee clerk. That's first class mat
ter
"Oh, thank you,"-JUdge.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03

First Convict got in Jail for throw
Ing pan at my wife because she
wanted me to peel potatoes at home.
Second Convict-Well7
First Convict-Weil. now I'm here.
they make me peel potatoes for q liv-
ing.-Detrot Free Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-12-03

Many ills come from impure blood
Can't have pure blood with faulty d.
gestion, lazy liver and sluggish bow
els Burdock Blood Ritters strength
ems stomach. bowels and liver, and
purifies the blood.