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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

A Kansas mans wife left him to run
the house and get his own meals for
a week or two. He cooked, as he
thought, the breakfast food every morn
ing. When the wife returned she no
ticed that her husband twittered and
he himself acknowledged an inclination
to MARBLE. 1t was found that he had
cooked and eaten a whole package Of
canary seed. He says he is always re-
sisting an inclination to sleep with his
head under his rm.-Indianapolis
Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14
Could Afford to stand Pat.

Il can't understand why they called
Henry VIII. Bluff King Hail."
WELL why not?"
"A man with six queens doesn't need
to bluff. "-Cleveland Leader.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

Admitting that the man with
chronic crouch is a nuisance, he is
usually the man who prods the world
into reforming itself.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

An Indiana woman has amassed
100000 in a millinery store No use
to write; she has just married the
man Of her choice.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

A Chicago man 63 years of age has
become q father for the twenty-sev-
enth time. He ought to have a consul
ship, at least.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14
Between Friends

Gladys-Jack declares he loves me
for all he is worth.
Phyllis and for all your father
is worth. too, l imagine.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

us your son doing we'll at college ~
YES" answered Farmer CorntosseL
"He had his picture took after the foot
ball game, and it showed he had his
regular share of arms an legs. l should
say he was doin' right well. "-Wash-
ington Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

Chinese are very fond of the Ameri-
can photograph, but, strangely enough,
have neglected to set up the usual
claim that they invented it.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

If an elastic currency will make the
ordinary mans salary go further at
the butcher shop and the grocery, let's
have it at once
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

1t may be called rudeness to emu
merate after dining at a friends
house what you had to eat, but some
times the friend gets up such an
elaborate meal that it is ingrattude
not to.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

Can Uncle Sam afford to educate
young men who cannot testify with
out discriminating themselves?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14
An Execution.

Did you hear Nine. Skreech sing
last night?"
YES. She has a remarkable control
over her voice, hasn't she?"
"She has-eXcept when she calls
down that weak-eyed little husband of
hers. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

One of the striking manifestations
of the times is the tendency of young
of business rather than in the pro-
ifessions. Fifty years ago every we'll
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14
English as She Is Spoke.

WOSSatchoOgot?
AfnoOnnoos, Lassdition.
Enthinkinnut?
Nav. Nuthninnut 'cept lasspeech.
rosefelt's Lettarot
Donsayso? Observation-Disclosures
Sesrain. Donbleevetho. Funthingths-
intellwossgunnado.
Thasright Life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

A wealthy spinster Of Ithaca, n. Y,
has scandalized the town by marrying
her cOachman. She should have been
up to date and taken the chauffeur.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

AS long as the world measures eff
forts by results the most of US may
expect to get the short end of it.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14
bitches.

Glitch your wagon to a star"
Is advice of wondrous worth;
Easier this to follow, far,
Hitch your airship to the earth"
Puck
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

If you must have a confidant, and
have no mother, hunt up some one
who is deaf and dumb.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-02-14

1t is often difficult for the young
father to hold his own.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
REPUBLICANS GET
READY FOR ACTION

The Fourth District and the Fifth
Republican headquarters last night to
discuss campaign arrangements, aad
slowly the Republican Colossus is get.
ting into the stride which 1t will con.
tinuc with constantly increasing force
until the day of election.
The Fourth District will have its
first regular campaign meeting next
Saturday night at the corner OF South
street and Kawaiahao lane. where the
candidates from the Fourth will hold
forth. On the same night some Of the
candidates who arc running at large
will go to Waialua TO hold meeting
there.
| During next week the regular round.
sthe.island tour will be undertaken by
some of the candidates, who will de-
vote several days to the trip, stopping
at the most important points to ad.
dress the voters. There will also be
several general meetings both in the
Fourth and Fifth District during the
week.
The Democrats will hold no more
precinct meetings, such as they have
heretofore been holding every night In
both districts. They are now making
preparations for their ratification
meeting at Aala Park for Saturday
night. The order of the speakers will
be as follows: G. J. Mccarthy team.
didate for Senator). +. W. Weed rep
resentativcs. Fourth.). w. w. Thayer
County Attorney, Daniel kamahu
Representative, Fifth.). II. L. Moore
/ supervisor Honolulu. David l.. IA.
halcaahu Representative, FIFTH. r.
II. Trent tTreasurcr). Ed. Like tRcp.
resentative. Fifth,), G. II. Broad (Sen'
ator), Chas. II. Rose (Auditor), +,
n. Harvey LARGE, NJ.
A. Silva Representative. Fourth). G.
p. Iaukea (Shcrin). w. =. Jarrett
deputy Sheriff. Thos. Gandall (Sn
rervisor, Honolulu), Manley q. X.
Hopkins tClerk). J. J. Fern tSupcrvi.
sor. Honolulu. Ed. w. Ingham tRep.
resentative. Fourth.). J. Kiakahi (Rcp.
resentativc. Fourth, Moses Palan
Representative, Fourth.). s. X. Hui
Representative. Fifth. waianac.). Ka.
hiona Appalachian Representative,
Filth, Lale,), s. X. Mahoe tRepresent.
ative, Fifth, Waialua,).
w. A. Kinney will wind up the meet.
lrg with an address.
The Democrats have adopted the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
Men Of Wisconsin
COalheayerS Today

The congregation Of Hardsheli
negro Baptist church down In LOuisi-
ana would look like lot Of sheeted
ghosts alongside the crew OF the Wis.
ronsin today. The ordinary plain
American coon. of the common or gar
lien variety. would appear pale and
sickly contrasted with seaman Of the
crack battleship.
The Wisconsin Is taking on coal. II
Is not clean process. But II Is neces'
vary. And everybody on board the ship
takes some part In II. II is part OF the
naval regulations that everyone at
tachcd to n naval vessel must be
aboard when coaling is being done,
and do his share Of the work.
Coaling nowadays is not the same
tedious process that It used to be In
the Navy. At one time II would have
taken nearly a week TO take aboard the
COO tons Of coal that the Wisconsin
takes from this port. The work com,
menced at o'clock this morning ana
was practically completed at noon
Coaling Is made regular drill aboard
Il battleship. the same as gun practice
lire drill and such things. The crew Is
divided into sections and each section
has its own work to do. The result is
that the coal gets aboard faster than
would ever have been dreamed OF a
few years ago, before the Naval De.
partment began to take so much inter-
est In coaling and boiler tests.
The men working on the dock and
the ship today seemed to like It. They
went at the work as II II were play.
And when a gang Of them got through
they didn't stop to take their clothes
OF. They simply took a running start
and dived OF the wharf into the water
They went over singly and In pairs. In
squads Of six or a dozen. They turned
fiipfops and back "summersets" and
ducked each 0ther--altogether making
the solemn, dignifed, serious little
Japanese on the neighboring Anega wa
wonder II these were really the men
who claimed to be the finest body OF
fighting men In the world.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
manChuria
Released
By Bond

The libel Of the Commercial Pacific
Cable Company on the Manchuria was
released this morning by the filing OF
a bond for $4,000 by Hackfcld Il Co
on the part of the Pacific Mail. The
unusual feature presented is the fling
Of bond for so small an amount and
also the fact that there is no security
given.
The settlement is evidently the result,
Of the arrival of General Manager Ward
Of the Cable Company. In the regular
course of events the Pacific Mail would
have to put up bond with securities
for $500, 900 before the steamer would
be released but under an agreement be-
tween the two companies the course
stated was followed.
Probably one reason for the fact that
no bond was filed Is that bond for SO
large an amount, IL furnished by sure.
ty company, would be excessive In cost
Some agreement has probably been
reached by the two companies that the
amount which the Cable company IL
entitled to for the services Of the Re.
storcr shan be settled through q
friendly suit In the courts without
undergoing any unnecessary expense
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
MOORE GOT slo,eee

Editor Evening Bulletin:-May I ask
space In your paper to make the FOL.
lowing statement:
The headlines In your paper Of DC.
tober Ord over the report OF the meet.
ing OF the Board Of Supervisors Is. to
say the least, misleading. As a mem.
Der of the Committee on Ways ant
Means. wish to say that I called On
the Auditor of the Territory and Sc.
cured from him an extra allowance Of
$4,000 In order that the Board might
make the necessary allowance for the
work to be continued on the roads and
thereby keep all workers employed.
This was all arranged before the
Board was called to order on Tuesday
evening. and not after any talk made
by Supervisor Lucas.
Respectfully,
II. T. MOORE,
Member Committee on Ways and
Means.
Honolulu, Oct 4, '0G
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04

opinion. but the people know. that
Brown cannot and never could hold a
candle TO the boss methods that were
in vogue when Mr.. Carter was a part
of the organization.
But Carter is not among the kickers
now, He has said that he believes the
straight ticket will be elected. He
plays an honest aud honorable game
lie made his protest according to his
convictions at the time when protests
should be made, and accepted the ma
jority sentiment of the party.
Perhaps some of the second.thought
knockers will say they did not go into
the precinct primary contests because
everything was fixed" and at was
no use. These are the usual excuses
Of our fellow.citlzens Who think they
are being like Roosevelt or someone
Else in the States when they talk abou,
ndc pcndenCe of the bosses"
Such arguments are so utterly weak
that they bespeak very low order OF
citizenship. Certainly not the class
Of citizenship that is so much talked
of by the men who use them. They
ere not arguments.
Such statements are made by per
sons who would excuse themselves fol-
their own lack of civic activity. or who
would intentionally misrepresent true
conditions.
Taking these "refosmers" at theii
word. what good are they likely to &C
romplish in general fight at the polls
Il they were so powerless To sway the
primaries which were not fixed" b,
the bosses, despite what the thought
less ones or The liars say.
The underlying principle of Repub
licanism has been that honor IN 20
litical action is as highly priced as ir
rny other walk of life.
II Is not honorable, II Is not fair. II
rs not any part of justice for men who
did nothing in the primaries, wht
made no energetic, honest fight to ov
orthrow this Bogey.Man of boss
10 now come to the front with thu
winning charge that someone Dosscd
the thing and consequently they are
privileged to play the game OF ancien
Home Ruleism-of being all things L
all men. and true TO nothing but theil
own prejudiccs.
Common honesty is applied by hon
est men TO political work. The mel
calling themselves "rcformers" hav'
not thus far shown that they under
stand how II is applied. At all events
the knockers OF the Republican con
,ention and Its nominees are not fol
lowing course that allays prejudice
or upllfts political methods, or guar
lntees the election OF the best men tc
Office.
No hypocrite can hide his true char
acter by raising false cry agains
"bossec." s'ta'
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04

sensiblc rule Of limiting their speeches
20 six minutes. so as TO avoid firing
their audiences with long.winded ha.
rangues. The Portuguese band will
Cpen the meeting with music from
c:3o until 1880 p. m. after which a
firing band will fill up the interludes.
The Democrats intend to hold sew
cral general meetings next week, but
will reserve their greatest efforts to
the last three weeks Of the election,
during whichsthe round. the.island tour
Df their candidates will be mado.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
PRIC|N(TS REPORT
On REGISTRATION

The Fourth District committecmcb,
who forcgathered at the Republican
headquarters last night. were able to
report thnt considerable progress had
been made In the matter Of making
the voters In their precinct register.
Each committeeman reported on the
number of voters in each precinct who
had registered up to . a. m. yesterday
and also furnished an estimated figure
showing the number Of voters who
were still to be registered. These fig.
urcs were as follows:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
FEDERAL GRAND JURY

The Federal Grand Jury will com
mence Its work on the criminal cases
Tor the October term OF Judge Doles
court on next Monday. There are q
number OF small criminal cases which
will come up but none OF any great
importance. the most serious being
that of postofiice robbery on Maul'
In this case, however, the two men
under arrest have both confessed and
there will be little trouble on this ac'
count. The list OF men on the grand
jury will not be known till Monday.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
Embroidories

Of the latest materials, comprising
flowered voiles, EoIiennes, 0rena-
dimes, organdies, MulIs and swisses,
sheer and dainty, and only one Of each
pattern. The SWEETEST line we've ever
shown.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
THAT BOSS 4" BUNCOMBE.

Tie llfnst invention of tho DOlitiCal
mind" conferred ON wrockiny the Re.
rabican marty in the County of Oahu
"a that the convention of Oahu County
RepubItcsns was a "boased" affair.
This assertion goes ON that old list
a. things "Inportapt n True"
Who "bossedp that convention?
Who Is the individual who nut the
Libosh on the free aud independen,
utterance, of the Republican citizens
In that convention or in The primaries
previous to IT.
Where does no live and what man.
uer OF man is he?
What man was prevented from hay.
Ing his sav nj tho nrimarlese
What individual voter of the Repub.
iIcan party was refused an opportu.
Z nifty to give full and free expression
: to the sentiments that were In him
egainst an alleeed boss?
Or where is the man who. having
an opportunity. was uqcled ont of a
taIr vote and an honest count by this
Bogey Man the boss" or any of his
satellites?
II the boss" In local notifies exists,
be must be OF flesh aud blood and Ger.
: tainly he should be tro;ted out so that
everyone NAV know MIN.
There was not a Dreeinct urinary
! during the las Republican election In
which there was the slightest effort 10
BULLDOG or head off free ballot and
sn honest count
There was MOI precinct meeting
in which every kicker was not allowed
10 voice his continents 10 the full ey.
tent of the Parliamentary rome and
thereby take with him all the voters he
could get
There never hn, been IN the County
of Oahu a primary election where
there was better onportunitv for the
voters OF the perty 10 send such men
as thew considered best 10 the conyen.
-tions Furthermore aftcr this latest
.primarv eterv pro.astont was given a
fair hearins and the decision reached
on the merits Of the nuestion uninfp.
,enced by factionslism or prejudice
\ As for members OF the police force
.,or the road gangs being members of
the Republican convention. is this the
tfrst time that members of the police
force and workers on the road have
sat in Republican conventions?
Has !, been the custom or consid.
efed right during the DAYS when the
Republican PARTY was supposedly
good, TO distranchise member Of
the police force or O worker on :he
road gust because he occupied posi-.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04

Delegate to Congress
J. X. kALANtANAoLe
Territoria, Senate
c. r. cHlLLlNoWoRTH
l. 1. MecANDLEss
w. o. SMITH
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES District
J. n. 9. kALEo
e. A. c. LONG
e. w. QUINN
w. T. RAW1iNs
A. D. CASTRO
JOHN A. HUGHES
Representatives-Fifth District
9. p. coRREA
JOSEPH kALANA
b. A. 8. kALEioPu
n. N. kANiHoNUi
n. W. LELEIWI
JOHN 1. PAoo
= Sheriff
A. N. BROWN
County Attorney
J. w. cATHCART
County Treasurer
F. 7. P. WATERHousE
County cierk
D. kALAUOkAtANi, JR.
County Auditor
JAMES eickNELL
Supcrvisor-at-largo
w. w. HARRIS
County Supervisors
Honolulu
9. C. DWIGHT
A. v. GEAR
CHARLES HusTAcE, ~
kooiau
9. W. LOGAN
Waianae and Waiaiua
ANDREW cox
Eva
JOHN pEFRiEs
Deputy sheriHs
Honolulu
HENRY c. VIDA
kooIaupoko
FRANK PAHiA
koolauioa
L. 3. NAONE
Waiaiua
OSCAR cox
Waianac
N. X. LElEo
Eva
JOHN FERNANDEZ
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04

HCR8DAY ------,-....oCT. {, 1906.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04

The play to be given by the men OF
the battleship Wisconsin will be pre-
sented at the Orpheum Friday night in
stead of at the Young hotel as first an
nounccd. The men are making great
preparations for the event. which is to
be the last appearance of the ships
dramatic club.
The Promotion Committee will hold
a meeting at $3.50 o'clock this after
noon.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04

The annual meeting of the Associa-
tion Football League will be held at
the rooms of the Scottish Thistle Club
tonight at s o'clock.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04

Iotal ................. 2o2i
Headquarters reported this forenoon
that during the Board sessions OF last
night and this morning 1870 voters reg
istored In the Fourth and SO In the
Fifth District.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
Precincts.

In the Fifth District the precincts
made the following showing of voters
who had registered up to u. M.
on
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-04
TERRITORY OF Hawaii,
Honolulu, Iss:
Country OF Oahu.

TERRITORY OF hawaii,
Honolulu, SIS:
( Country Of oahu.
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ri the BULLETIN Publ tSEiNG COM
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week ending sept. 2s. 1906. OF the Dai.
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Ing Bulletin
Circulation OF Evening Bulletin.
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