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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
Notice To Taxpayers Of 1906.

The period for allowing discount on taxes
ofthis year. 1.-THE Levy or f906) expired Octo-
Der 3otb. 1905, and during Noyem Der, 1870, no
discount will therefore be allowed, and al
taxes remaining unpaid after the 30th day q
November, 1906, shall be IN nrrear. ana n
terest viii be charged, ana collected thereon
from the first OF September. 1906 And all
tax bills not paid by the first OF December,
1906, viii be reported 20 the Corporation, and
action Will thereafter be taken promptly &c
collect the same by due course of law.
WINSON q. GOTT,
Collector & Treasurer.
Onice--i7 School street. nl6
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

DPOPOSALS-The Street Committee viii
receive bids for the nishing and lay
ing OF granite curb on Market space from
the corner of CARROTS Alley the curb 10 turn
up each street as far as the proT erty line,
the corner OF each street 10 be curbed as
they are now, The size OF curb 10 be inches
on top and IS inches wide, the top and sides
to be dressed ar far as needed, the curb 20 be
set TO conform with the present grade OF
Street, wherever the gutter stones are taken
ones 10 be furnished and laid where same
are not nt TO lay. All bids must be filed with
City Clerk by Monday neon Dec. 3, 1905. All
work 70 be done 70 the satisfaction Of the
Street Committee or street Commissioner,
the curb 70 be set en- 6-inch sand base. For
any other information Apply to JAMES #.
MT I'd
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
Notice to TaruaverS Of 1905.

Notice Is hereby given that all property,
upOn which taxes are due for the year ls09,
has been levied and distrained on, when
levy was made by the service OF the Bill ana
Notice recently delivered 10 you by the Son-
stable ard II VIII be advertised Tor sale II tno
said taxes are not paid By November 50, lsuo,
and then. 20 days affer said advertisements,
II the taxes are stu unpaid. the property
viii be sold az Public sale.
WINSON q. GOTT,
Collector a Treasurer
Oface--I7 school street. M
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
DRoPosALs win be- recelved Al the Bureau

DROPOSALSw win be received at the Bureau
ofSupplies and Accounts, Navy Depart
ment, Washington. d. c., until 10 o'clock a m.
December sth 1905, and publicly opened
Immediately thereafter, to furnish at the
Naval Academy, Annapolis. Md, quantity
OF naval supplies as follows Filing
machine, hardware, leather betting, sheet
brass, bar iron, etc, sheet packing, gasoline,
iron pipe and fittings, blueprint paper,
etc, stationery, foundry facings APP
plications for proposals should refer to
Schedule 260. Blank proposals will be fur
nished upon application to the navy pay
ONCE, baltimore, :, or to the Bureau
II. 7. B. HARRIS, iYMAsTER-GKNERAI,
us. N. Il-l2-O6.
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FOR SALE.

list. a lof or ground fronting - feet On
Chesapeake Avenue. In PASSPORT, approves
BY q SMALL DWELLING.
2nd. 4 lot fronting i2,z feet or the south
side OF Eagt street, In the City ofADnapolis,
improved by q SMALL DIV ELLING.
3rd. A lot fronting Is feet on the Northeast
side of johnson street. IN said city, improved
by q SMALL DWELLING.
sth. A lot fronting 10 feet on the Northeast
side OF Johnson street. IN said city, improved
by a SMALL DWELLING.
5th. A lot fronting 10 feet on the West side
OF Pleasant street. In said city. i'm proved by
q SMALL DWELLING.
9Th. A lot fronting isJs feet on Cathedral
street, N said city, Improved by SMALL
DWELLING.
For particulars apply TO
JAMES r. BRASHEARS,
Attorney for owner
Arundel Building. Annapolis, Nd. NJ
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
PROPOSALS.

OSALS-coUScII CHAMBER. Anna
polls, Nd, SEALED Proposals VIII be re-
cefved al the effice Of the City Clerk, or An
napolis until u o'clock. noon, nonday, Dec
ember 10th, 1900, for taking ont present
brick floor At the House OF Water Witch
Hook and Ladder Co. laying Concrete floor
installing water closet and wash basin.
changing doors and such other work to place
said Truck House In such condition as may
be required BY the Committee having the
work IN charge. Specifications can be seen
at the City Clerks Office The Com ftte
reserves the right TO reject any or all bids
+. II. THOMPSON. Chairman Commit
tee on Public Property.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
AFOR SALE u
FARMS, HOUSES AND LOTS.

l. Valuable water front on Eastport side
OF Annapolis harbor at foot OF Fifth street.
fronting ON Fifth street bout IS feet, wharf
on premises navigable waters for large YES
sells.
q Also Lot No. 80 on Chesapeake Avenue
with a front of IS feet and depth ofl64 feet.
8. Small house and lot near the city limits
at q bargain.
4, p6Acres o. and near Chesterfield with a
good dwelling mouse. large tobacco barn,
corn crib, stable, and young orchards
Telephone. railroad station, school, and
church nearby.
S. Vacant lot at PASSPORT fronting 81 feet
on Chesapeake Avenue with 4 fsy,h 81 l6l
fest.
Valuable farm IN the Third District
near Robinson's Station on the Annapolis
ond Baltimore Short Linc Railroad, consist.
ing OF 100 acres ofimprovements.
7. Valuable farm of $50 Acres at Millers-
VILE. with fine buildings, good land, and all
modern conveniences.
8. Small House and Lot near Camp Pa.
role. Rents for 1--we dollars per mouth.
For terms and particulars, apply 10 the
undersigned enclosing return postage.
JAMES M. MUNROE, Attorney
OIL Annapolis, Nd.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

Rather than return any part of their
salaries because il has not been earn
cd, the rest of the congressman will
work hard during the session intro
ducing bills that will never get fur
Their than the committee room.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

I'm few years, predicts Santos
Dumont, ''the air will be full of fly
ing people, What pity that they
viii have nobody to bump into but
each other.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

IIarper's Weekly is authority for
the story that in the reading room of
Boston's most exclusive club is sign
that says: ''Only low conversation
permitted here" We had no idea that
Boston permitted it within the city
limits.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

The report that Mr.. Rocket eller is
greatly worried may be put down as
exaggerated, for Mr.. Rockefeller
knows that the authorities not
harm hair of his head.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
For SALE.
Trespass Notice.

Trespassing Of any kind strictly for
hidden on my farm at any time. at
Waytych Station, known as Poplar
Leveln, under strict penalty of the
nsm J. H. WAGNER.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

Now the price OF pipes has been
advanced. The trusts seem determined
to even make it hard for us TO indulge
in pleasant dreams.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

Since the order has been issued that
all suspicious. persons should be gath
cred In. Pittsburgers are making more
use of soap and clean collars.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

senator Plat will not give Governor
Higgins the pleasure of appointing
his successor, just because he knows
II would be pleasure.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

In the meantime Mr.. Odell is still
making a noise like man with a
large stock of good advice left on his
hands.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

II the turkey continues to put on
airs II will be a jewel by Christmas
and not to be bouhgt at any price.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

Doctors are busy today with indi.
gcstion patients.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
Dissolution of COpartnership

This is to give notice to the public, That
ALBERT MACY, has withdrawn from the
firm OF GEO. MACY & SONS, and win con
duct business for himself at Camp Parole.
Respectfully,
GEORGE MACY a SONS,
n24w St Margarets Md
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

Anybody who ate turkey yesterday
paid for il dearly.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
~ For RENT. ~

The STORE and DWELLING with side
with cashier counter and desk running
across the entire room, with use of large
Miller Safe. Store has one large front glass
window and two windows In rear, cellar and
furnace Large side hall-four upper rooms,
gas and water on both floors, large yard and
side enterance. Rent TO good yearly ten
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
N OTICE.

take this method of notifying the patrons
ofthe London & Lancashire Fire Insurance
Company and also that of the Orient Insur-
ance Co. That have been appointed agent
for both Companies. Any one desiring any
changes or orders placed on the policies OF
either Company will please call upon me
and VIII cheerlully and Immediately place
such orders without extra Expense TO the
assured. All renewals in these two Com
panies viii be made by me.
T. C. WHEATLEY,
Ia Prince lIseo. St.,
ol62m Annapolis, Nd
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
NOTICE.
Emergency Hospital.

The Annual Meeting of the Hospital Asso
citation will take place
MONDAY, December 3rd.,
AtSp M. in the Council Chamber.
All persons interested in the welfare of this
very necessary and helpful Institution, and
who wish to have vote in its Management,
are invited to bes0me members by the
payment of not less than $500 annually
and the enrolment OF their names by the
Secretary, Miss Randall, at her home, The
Wing, Randall Place, any Evening after
November 10Th. BY order Of
n5-St-w-td THE BOARD.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
PUBLIC SALE
OF
Personal Property

The undersigned will offer at Pub
lie Auction. at his Stables on Second
Street, on
Saturday, Dec. 9Th, 1000,
ATTEN O'CLOCK. AN,
The following property, to wit:
Horses; Hacks; Open Carriage;
/ Coupe; jog Wagon with pole aud
chains; lCart and Harness.; / New
Plow; lOultivator; Swingletrees;
Sets Plow Harness; ] Set Buggy Hal
ness; 2Whips; l Riding Saddle and
Bride
Lot Of Collars and many other Ar
ticles not here mentioned.
ZACHARIAH MERRIKIN.
THos. BASIL, Auctioneer. MA
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30

Did you give thanks?
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-11-30
RATES OF ADVERTISING.

entered at the Annapolis Postofice As Sec
ond Class Matter
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-12
Ser @an,t nit sett fteifen Gals

Don Serrn 8dlfour, benz friiberen
engli1den Observation-Disclosures, erSdblt
Elm 2onboner 8latt fOlsenbe InetOp>
tie: @Gbrenb bes leBten Mablfampfes
fpra9 8alfour in Chandelier in 81
Meetinss. en- elmer biefer @erfammz
luneen nun bemerfte CT unter ben in
Der eriten &eibe ftbenbsn 3ubOrern eli
men Mann, Der bod aufeeridteten
6auptes unb NIT Der grDbten duff
mertfamfeit Der 8epeisfiibruns bes
Rsbners gu folsen f6ien. Der unios
niftiI9e Staatsmann bate barun feiz
ne 5reube unb befdlpb in ieintm
5er5er cine OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES"
fir ben aufmerffamer 3ub0rer. @r
itieg na9 Der gfebe bon Der gfrobe
berab. ndberte fi9 benz fpmpatbif9en
Manne unb fagte liebenspiirbiq:
Der intellisente Musbrud Sbpes &C.
ii9tes, bas sic feinen Mueenblid bon
mir abtpanbten, mar mir tpGbrenb
meiner @ebe pirtli9 cine srpbe unb
t~pertbbplle grmutbisune, perebrter
9err!" : .Oh, bas bat ni9ts gu faz
gen." erpiberte bef6eiben a~bipebrenb,
Der anbere; lid babe ndmli6 einen
iteifen Sals unb muBte Sic fortpGbz
renb anieben. neil id ben aopf ni9t
betpesen fann."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-12
: g utaeatben. Mitttner [

= g III segeben. @ittper (sum
8ermittler): m@s nGrs f9on anes
idDn unb gut. bic 9ume, bic 81:
mir porf4lugen. piitbs mir audi febr
gut paFen... aber bebenten sic bod,
msine Srau lift ia erf einige Mona.e
tobt!!" @ermittler: SEA, i9 bab' eben
gebaht, es lei better. tpenn Sic fi9
nidt erft 10 fehr on bic Greibett cts
p5bnen!S
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-12

Iage tribe pdptn. Uaetne U1uffer
mar febr ftiq, umgab aber 4rnp nit
auer Sorefalt unb 2iebe, beren eben
MIR cine Mutter fdbtg 1T, unb er
bern1lt lie ibr bur9 cine ehrfur6tss
bole 3drtfibfsit. Oo6 Der ssrobs
linn, Die 9eiterfeit, bic fonft BET uns
geherrf9t, iparen bobin. @s mar, uIs
ob ieber auf etpas partete, mas toms
men muBte unb bpr tpel&em man
it4 bod pieber fiir9tete. Sc berrf6te
etne Spannuns, bic i1liebli6 uners
trdglt9 fpurbe, tpie in einem Drama,
Oas CUR &ataftrOpbe brGnat. @ls i'd
iii an 1enem apenb nab Saute
fam, nit Selicitas 3omains &uB
auf ben 2ippen unb in @ebunten on
tire leu9tenben 4ugen elidielie in's
Simmer itiirmte, fanb i9 Nrno DOR
meiner SHUTTER duf ben &rfen. SD
bDrte grade mod, pie er gang pers
apeifelt rief:
sd fann = i9 fdnn ni9t ms6r,
i4 muB au ibr, Mutter!"
Wo i9 ben Mutb bernabm, tpeiB
i'd beute ni9t mebr. aber als i9 ars
nos Wprte pernabm, trat i9 raid
bpr, legte meiner Mutter bic Sanb
auf ben 0rm unb fogte:
nSitte, bite, LAB i'm geben. 8,
Srau Selicitas 1T 10 enseIssut unb
10 gliidli9."
.Go sliidli@9" 3peifelnb, Fuu>
nenD fragten es Mutter unb 8ruber
pie aus einem Munbe.
rSu, ia! Sehr slidli9. SD fab
es ibren Iusen an, unb lie bat mid
audi eefiiBt", ertptberte i9 gang frob
unb itpla.
.Sa mub etpas eef@eben fem,
rief Nrno errsgt, nabm mid beim
&opf unb fiBte mid ebenfans auf
ben Munb.
m9lbieu, fleine S9peifer." @r moi
our Sbiir hinaus, ebe meine SHUTTER
etpas fasen tpnnte.
On benz Nbenb tonnte i9 lange
ni9t einf9lafen. Nun muBte es bod
snbli9 pieber anoers perben Bel
uns, Selicitas 3omains Qusen but=
ten es mir gefagt. Sd fpute mid
ni6t getGuf9t 6aben. 4ls meine se=
liebte Muttt mid bur9 ben ii6li6en
Morgentub tpedte, bd mar ibr 9e>
fi9t 5par febr blab, aber lie iub ge=
nau 10 gliidli9 aus, pte Selicitas
deffern Wbenb.
rS9nen, grnu, tleine 2anef9lG>
fertn, mir fiBen f9On ale beim Jriihz
ftid", faste fie.
.IGe9 Srau 5eIicitas au92"
Sa, Irnps 8rdut au9, mein
9iebling."
% Mutter!" Sd hing ibr iubelnb
am Salfs. sic tpeinte, ld9elte aber
unter SbrGnen. Sd mar brennenb
neusieris, tpie bas ales nun nit
sinem Male gut sstporben mar. 4ls
i9 @rno bana9 fragte, Supfte mid
Der am SbrlGpp6en unb fagte Id
deGnb: rgaun, bur9 Did, feline
S6peter."
,Sur6 mi92 @ber tpie 10 benng"
rIun, bGttsif On bic &siistaf9e
nidt sefunben 49,"
r8itte, fin bapon, @elisbter"; Bat
Telicitas nit einem bsaei6nenben
8lid auf meme Mutter, Die am 8iif=
fet bantirte unb ebsn pieber on ben
Slid trat.
grff biel fpdter erfubr i9, baB bic
Sadie elm Saeebu9 bes beritprbenen
profeHprs entbalten bate, tpel9es
berfelbe in Der 3eit bor feiner Ser
beiratbung sefiibrt. Surd feline Gufz
5ei6nuneen fpurbe Der Srrtbum mel
ner Mutter flar eelegt, unb trobbem
bic @abrbeit fir lie in elmer 9in=
fi4t febr f6merSli9 mar, SOgerte lie
bod nun ni6t einen @usenblid mebr,
Selicitas an ibr 9ers gu nsbmen.
Sas 9rortpadr mar absr audi BON
elmer riibrenben 3drtli9feit segen
meine Muttsr, dls bdtten tie ibr Elm
2eib o~bsubitten; mas es mar, babe
id ME srfabrsrl, audi bon arno ni4t.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-10-12
GuaR=SotPrtttaen.

StraBburg. Oie gut mitsin,
amber befreunbeten @asarbeiter !9les
mems S&mitt uno 6enb ranaen be;be
matchmaker, INN feitauifeGen, tper Der
Stdrfere lei; bierbei tpurbe Der 24idhs
rige S4mitt befiest; aus 4erqer bars
iiber sing er in fein 3immer, boIte fein
Sai4enmefer unb periebte bamit Dem
ab%nunsslofsn 9ent einen Stid in bic
8ruf. Ils Der 6uusipirtb, burd ben
Gdrm berbeiserufen, ber5u tam, mar
9enB bereits tobt.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
BLAMED 1T ON THE ELEMENTS.


The southern colonel climbed over
the fence with a black look and a shot
gun.
"Remus!" he Numbered. I'm going
to give you just ten seconds TO tell me
how my chickens happened TO be in
your yard 2"
Decided. sahi" stammered Remus.
shifting from one foot TO the other, 1T
was dis way: one ob desc big harri-
canes come along en- bowed dem right
ober de fence, sab. OATS de honest
trufe."
BLEW them right over, Ell Well,
how is IL that the feathers happen to
be scattered around your premises?"
"Well-well. sab. yu-yu see ct was
sech a p-pOwahful harricane dat ct
done picked dem as clean es a ppm,
sab"
oh, il did. Ell? Well. now, you
Just explain how II happens that those
chickens are in that pot over there and
there's fire under the pot?"
"Why-why, sab. yu see ct blowed
so terribly hahd ct Jest picked dem
birds up en- fro a miracle dey fell
plumb in de pot. Den de mex thing
All k-knowed ct done Hghtnin' en-
strike dat pot en- set fab to de wood
undah il, sab. OATS why dey's bIlin',
sab. Judge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
EDMuNp's LOVE.

Before | give you my answer" she
said, there is one thing that you
must tell me. Don't answer hastily
proposed TO any other girl?"
He looked down at the floor and
drew a deep. long breath II was
evident that he was sorely troubled
Turning to her at last with an ap-
pealing look. he begged:
Don't compel me to answer that
question. Is IL not enough that /
love you with all my heart and with
all my soul? l have never loved any
other girl. I will confess that I may
have thought l did. but l know now
that IL wasn't love. l never knew
what love was until l met YOU"
NO" she firmly declared. you
must tell me all insist on know
ing her name. and when and how It
happened"
IF il must be-" he groaned, Il Will
confess everything II happened last
Wednesday evening. Mabel Fancher
and / were alone in the Osgood con-
servatory. and somebody closed the
door, locking us in. The poor girl
seemed 10 be 50 distressed about il
that l asked her to be my wife Luck
lily, Mrs Osgood missed us and let
us out after we had been imprisoned
for 10 or 10 minutes. Now. ] sup
pose you will despise me. All. why
did you compel me to tell YOU? as.
sure you that I was actuated only by
pity oh, if YOU could only believe
me when I say that without you my
life will be a miserable failure. II
you would only"
Did she refuse your"
mo. That's the worst OF IT, She
said yes. and stiu thinks that she and
l are going TO be married"
Take me. Edmund. oh. am so
happy. Chicago Record-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

All day I felt the surge OF some FAR sea
Murmuriug through my being and the
sound
Throbbcd with deep music while my
sense was bound
Into "a puls.ng dream that grew to be
song OF oceanic mystery.
With depths 10 shake and currents 70
ustouud
Ny soul. an suddenly. o love. I found
Thy flood Unreasonable surrounded me.
brine
Art thou to a weak adventurer in thy
deep
Yet doth the right OF wild dreams max,
all mine
That ocean where my soul doth swing
and sleep.
Mine are thy FUN soft tides Thy lmpetuous
forms.
Thy Grading rest. and love. thy blind
storms.
Smart Set.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Alas Erieiditv.

The absent rays or other DAYS
Are with their oldcn glitter cleaning:
The sunny smiles OF bygone whites
Are 10 our fond remembrance streaming
As In the FOG our senses clog
And aching cold our Joints dismember.
We muttcr that Wen bet our hat
We catch the grip this chill November.
The poet rants about the chants
That swell and cbb through skies OF
winter.
About the lace the fairies trace
When frigid cold your fingers splinter.
But. as FOR me. cont agree
With him az all nor like hls rawlings
To me IL seems old Winter schemes
To freeze 20 all my summers savings.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
The Mountain God

There is a mountain god. they say. who
dwells
Remote. untouched by prayer or ternple
bells.
A god irrevocable who compels
The hidden fountains and the secret wells
Upward and outward from their clustered
cells:
He calls them. calls them. all the lustrous
day
And not one ripping child dare disobey.
There Is god who dwells within your
eyes
Like that yelled god Of mountain mys-
terics.
Compelling all my secret soul TO rise
Unto "A Hooded brim OF sim surprise
Flooded and flushed beneath the gods
great eyes
Beloved, you have called me TO the day.
And all the fountains OF my life obey
Florence Wilkinson iu McClure's
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
SOME CURRENT VERSE.
At a Western window.


1 gaze from the western window.
Athwart the narrowing day.
where the sunshine and the shadows
In parting glory play.
To violet isles enchanted
That smile at the open door
AZ the argosies OF evening
Sail through 10 a fairer shore.
The day Is long behind me.
The night is coming on:
But hear a robin singing
The song he sang at dawn;
Now one with the morn Is evening,
And one are the earth and sky,
The blossoms in the meadow
With the stars that breathe on high
And youth Is young forever.
And love Is never old.
Though masks OF age are breaking
Back TO the primal mold.
So here. from my western window
gaze. as the stars increase.
And the mortal and immortal
Are one In this blessed peace.
Benjamin S. Parker. In The Reader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Safer
Painful. but Practical.

did you ever feel an aching void
when you gaze on such n beautiful
mOOnllt scener' exclaimed the senti-
mental spinster
Sure 1 have felt It," answered the
blum bachelor.
And do you feel II tonight?" muir
INJURED the :. S.
Nope: | always go straight 10 the
dentist at the first thump." returned
the b. b
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
When Honeymoon Ends.

How" said the young man who
had been in the matrimonial game for
nearly a week. "can / tell when the
honeymoon is over?"
1T will be over" answered the man
who had been married three times.
when your wife stops telling things
and begins to ask questions."-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Humor auo Philosophy
THE TRAIN MISSER
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH


or all exasperated men
That happen every day
And sip the cup OF sorrow when
They fail to get their way
No doubt the maddest Of them Is
The one who rushed In vain
And only caught the parting WIKI
or his departing train
The morning air
Is full of swear
And other things protane.
All put there by
The sorry guy
Who missed the only train.
He rises with the morning light
And leisurely proceeds
To set his household all Alright
It his attention needs.
He gives advice with manner grand
His brain aches with the strain
And then he waves a parting hand
And starts--to miss his train.
The blame IS piled
On wife and child
He raises merry Cain
For didn't they
The gan delay
And make him miss the train7
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ObNfouQlE

What chance" plaintively asked he
OF the shiny dome. has a bald headed
man in this world?"
"A lighting chance" answered the
other man. His adversary can't grab
him by the hair."-Chicago Tribune.
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Wrong.

And all the young men who failed
TO cure the princess read mamma.
were hanged from the castle walls"
That was wrong. wasn't 10
mamma ."
Tell mamma why # was wrong.
dear?"
Why. ! heard YOU tell sister just
yesterday that 81 did not look well to
have lot of young men hanging
around place. Houston Post.
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Impending Danger.
(To BE CoNTINUED.)

Ellicott-Why do you think the
number of auto accidents will in
crease when denatured alcohol takes
the place OF that vilely smelling gas
oline?
Fox-Because then a man will not
be able to tell when a machine has
passed.--Chicago Daily News.
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Knew Her Eailinc.

ANY suggestions TO make as to the
way 1 should paint this picture of your
wifeT'
We'll, I don't like to ask the impos-
sible but If you could make Il that
way would like to have II scene in
still life"
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Substantial Food.

"a congressman ought to save money
on his salary"
But it costs a lot to live In Wash
ington."
How can II? When they are stump
Ing their districts they talk as though
they were going to make all Of their
meals ON octopus"