The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-16
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"A Case in Which Mom1na Gets Busy and Marries
Little Daughter 'sMan She Produced the Right
Cooking and It Went with Grover Cleveland White.
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- ROVER CLEVELAND WHITE, somervilo
boy of the mature age of 20 years, fell in love
~ with Juniette Swanson of the ripe age of II.
The other day the engagement was declared off and
Grover at married Juniette's mo1nma, age AZ.
The youthful groom Said 81 ~. .sss
ssLast December became acquainted with her
eldest daughter Juniette who is about II years old.
We kept company about four months.
''The climax came about month ago when she
gave scolding, which considered unde-
served. Her mother viewed the matter in the Same
way did. We had confidential chat, and Mrs Swan
surprised by saying that she had thought great
deal of me from the first time called Junette.
CATER few days decided that we loved each
other and also agreed to get married as soon as pos
from the first. Whenever he appeared she produced
brand Of tart and pie that simply melted the boy
right down. She always had something nice to eat
that she had made herself and fairly won the boys
stomach.
1t was an underhanded trick, but it is good
ing to girls to look out for momma. She knows the
game.
The New Philadelphia, O., Democrat states that
for the past several years, moved to near Walnut
Creek, where he will make cheese the coming summer.
man by the name Of John Reeser will cheese H at this
leave because he good cheeser, and all hope
that the new cheeser will have the same success"
Canada Is lobster catch last year was 10000 Thou
sands must have escaped, for the ladies Of the stage
than that number hanging around the stage
door in Quebec and Montreal alone
If Jimmy Blaine and Lillian Russell could meet
might get matrimonial alliance that could stand
the shocks of time and chance.
Howard H. Cassidy, newspaper cartoonist, has
"making it snow in Ptttsburg. He appears to have
ideas about spending money which would give Scoty
Of Death Valley chills. When in doubt Cassidy in
variably shouts:
"Get special train''
At the rate young Cassidy is now peeling off the
roll for special trains and cabmen it not thought
the $4,000 will go very far Cassidys principal joke
to be travelling to Washington, Pa. by the last
night train and when he gets ready hiring
special train and offering the engineer special in
ducements to break the record getting back Pitts
burg. The record has been shattered several times
At the Fort Pitt hotel Cassidy keeps cab always
at the door, subject to his CALL matter whether he
is out not. He pays each cabby $40 for twelve
hour stunt or 500 per day. A peculiar thing about
Especial Train Cassidy is that he shrinks from pub
licy and will not discuss his fortune himself with
anyone.
His gait is too rapid for the Pittsburg mionaires,
who merely shake their heads and step out of the line
About next month will Howard back in the
office with his legs twisted about his tripod again
turning out cartoons of Uncle Sam, the elephant
donkey and Senator Aldrich just if nothing had
happened. O, the cartoonist 60 some when he
has the roll, a. JR