New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-20
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Saws 1.-THE Culpeper va-) Exponent: Mr.. Boo
ton Hit Saturday morning went in the stable 70
curry his driving horse and failed to speak 10 IT,
SO the horse began TO kick, kicking him right
badly
His specialty.-'Yes that's Burroughs He's an
you don't sayI He doesn't look literary"
He isn't he can 1b think a6v up other R9re sa
know."-(Catholic Standard and Times.
II a persons name gets on the English registry
of voters however improperly, he has an indie
feasible right to vote. Thus it happened in the re-
cent election at a woman voted for a Member OF
Parliament. In another case. at Rayleigh. in Es-
sex a schooboy-James Griggs. eleven years old,
residing at Thundersley-found himself legally en-
titled to claim vote. At the Rayleigh polling
the lad presented himself the day Of the
election and satisfying the officials in charge or
his identity with the person named in the register,
was given a paper and allowed to vote Master
Gr,sgs has surely established a record.
THE CAMEL. RIDE OBJ ARROYO AL
with On old goat whiskered burro. that had seen a
I was prospectin fer pockets. down around Death
I had run plum out of hour-had bacon left to
When that burro had the meanness to hee-haw
twice and die
I was twenty, miles from water. and about block
Fer a Han'd soon strike sulphur If he tried dig
But walked along the desert till my head begun
And the heat made me so locoed cut loose and
tried to sing.
But stopped my crazy racket fer right before
sideshow size: '
I thought at first I'd dreamed 'em. in my light
But i saw. on creepin' closer, that they weren't
desert tricks.
I remembered then about 'em-how the govment
At breedin' Eastern camels in this far off Western
And those must have been the remnants o. that
herd O. Uncle sans ms hr.oa ., nan, bor,,
lambs
Well. 1 roped one o, the critters. and I snubbed
And / dashed myself upon him when I'd tied him,
Then I cut his rawhide lashin's and he lit out
Like red hot Streak o. lightnn' across the white
hot sand.
Well. I rode day upon him fore he stopped to
mountain crest:
And we both drunk melted snowballs. and then my
Said 'Adoo" and sought the desert, while I hunted
-Denver Republican.
An English firm received this letter from some
one on the Gold Coast: Dear Sir-I am with
much anectionate to Write you this letter to say
that have seen your name in Magazine. try
your best and send me your Catalogue and
therefore you must hope me. and send me the cata-
quickly don't you forget me. and I also too. l
have nothing to again. I with best compu-
ment TO yours. I am yours faithfully. Sc
ST VALENTINES MISTAKE
/ gave my heart Valentine
And babe the rascal not 10 daily.
Directions read: These goods conslgn
To Mistress Sally"
told him when ne reached her side
To tell her OF the love 1 bore her,
And 10 most ardently confde
My passion for her.
toId MIN 10 explain why
sent the gift; to tell her syeetly
How GEAR she was. and say that |
was hers completely.
told him how TO praise her hair
10 say her eyes were star reflections.
In snort used the greatest care
IN my directions
but when at last he made star,
he must have been confused 7 ,.,o~
For Sally got another's heart A""O''
Mine went to Nancy
To Nancy now sing NV praisa
NO wife in all the world is fsirar
eI Saientne, through oil my davs
fu bless your error. NSs M