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The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
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Ths British banquet differs from the
American only 10 that the chairman
presides, but does not keep ssdsr Or
announce the tossts. That 10 attended
to by a professional toastmaster, who Is
4 large person with q volcanic voice.
While the kuests are assembling he
stands At the doorway and announces
the names Of the arrivals, who are
then greeted by the chairman and
passed into the push. When the guests
are seated he takes up his station be-
hind the chair Of the presiding Oficer
and commands order In these terms:
My lords and gentlemen, l pray you
silence We will now listen TO the toast
to his imperial majesty the German
emperor. responded to by his excel
lency the lord chancellor" For the
rest the speeches drawl and drag, as
In New York. with now and then II
sparkle of wit or a fash OF mental en-
ergy. usually from some unexpected
quarter. The turtle soup is no better
than ours. The toastmaster gets SO
for a nights work-New York World.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
If It's a Reputation

You are after, Whites Cream Yer
miiuge has world wide reputation
as the best of all worm destroyers,
and for its tonic influence on weak
and nnthriily children 1t improves
their digestion and assimilation Of
their food, strengthens their nervous
system and restores them to health
and Vigor natural To 4 child. If You
want healthy, happy child get :.
bottle OF Whites Cream Nermiiuge.
Sold by all druggists,
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Never Too Busy.

We are never too busy to get re-
port OF a public meeting or private
gathering, and the smallest personal
is just as gladly printed as the long
est news story. We will esteem it a
favor ii YOU will call up telephone
Holly 81 and tell us any item, for no
matter how small item is, some one
will be interested in it.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
The Pendulum.

Honors are being stolen from most
Of the great men of former days. Gal
Nsd was said to have discovered the
law of isochronlsm of the pendulum
while pursuing bis studies at Pisa in
1881. Now we learn that the pendu-
lum was used as a correct measure of
time among the Arabs as far back as
the year 1000.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Just One More.

The Santa Fc has discovered hat
the people OF His section want lust
one more v;cal ion before getting
down to business and the company
has consented to meet the demand hy
running an excursion to Denver on
the Both, leaving here at 1850 m.
The route will be over the main line
instead Of ii. X $. branch and the rate
S4.25.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Great Combination

6uitor-I cannot boast OF wealth.
but l have brains. The members of
my literary club will tell you that
you'd have the smartest dehater in
town for a son-in-law. Father-And I
an assure you, my dear fellow. that
you'd have the greatest lecturer in
the town for mother-in-law.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
The Art of the rara.o1.

A well adjusted parasol enables you
to hide bushes you don't want people
to see and to hide the bushes that
aren't there if you want people to
think they are. and it enables you to
cut people who deserve to be cut and
to avoid people whom you daren't cut.
but whom YOU particularly don't want
to see.-"The World and His Wife,
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Subscribe for The Chieftain.
Notice for Publication.
Department OF the Interior.
Land Office at Lamar, Colo,

department OF the Interior.
Land Office at Lamar, Colo.
August 22d, 1906
Notice is hereby given that the fol
lowing named settler has filed no.
tlcc OF his intention to make final
proof in support Of his claim, and
that sad proof will be made before
the Register and Receiver, at Lamar,
Colorado, on Thursday, October
nh. 1000, viz: Charles II. Scarlett,
n. F.. No. $40. Tor the SW "a, NV
Z, Sec, 90; L q, NE 4. and SW "A,
NJ a, Sec. 10, T. % S. r. AZ w,
9th, p III.
lie names the following witnesses
t" nr"ve hi, continuous residence up
on and cultivation of said land. viz:
William Giles. Luther Russell,
Morris sproul, and Elery Vincent ali
OF Holly Colorado.
JOHN a, WILLIAMS,
Register,
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
ShavinG,

The earliest known mention Of shay
Ing Is in the Bible Genesis xiv, ~.
"And he Goseph) shaved himself and
came before Pharaoh" Shaving the
beard was introduced by the Romans
about 800 r. G.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
The Opttmtss.

Small Boy-Pa, what Is an optimist?
Pam optimist. my son. ia man who
doesn't care blank what happens, so
that It doesn't happen to him.--I.lfe.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
s.akeless Honeymoon .

He (musingly)-Adam and Eve lost
paradise. poor things! She (raptur-
ously)-But we found 1t. didn't we.
darling1--Fuck
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Summer Excursion Rates.

Every Saturday and sunday llIrlI
the summer, irl,irniu. the l,ilpM in.
M"hhhl: Colo. Str,hen rI.:i Mani-
ton, 1..l.,: l':tiin,, Lake. ssh,
hNriy sunday r',IIniim The >:iiin.
W Eiis: 'urn !~t.t ua>, - III: AlIi,I-
."i'. q -: .iii'i i.int. j" L.:
~ i','' -: '.i..n ,.rii,.,iil ,n.,s.
- -. l'ri inirini .'.,l,.t,.nI, ai.u
ia',s 9" ,"'''I ia'hta c.,i "a j ~.
'ehJdri, An.
Alfalfa seed cleaned and returns
made promptly.
J. 7. Pinkham, Amity or Granada
foolscap and legalcap paper ior
saie at The Chleitan Office.
We have signs reading No ties
passing az hunting on these premises"
al this office jusi iOc eaci,
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

Have you had your house papered
yet: Why not pick out the paper
and have Atkin K Mexican do the
work now. before the season advances
lurl hrrI
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

Wanted To print letter heads for
every Farmer in The county. Costs just
about TIE same as you pay for blank
paper. CalI and see The Chicflain's
S:InlplrS.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Mistaken.

Jones-Smith says that 1t Is the hills
that make the echo. Brown-So they
do. Jonss-And here I've lived all
these years thinking It was the holler.
New York Times.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

As dressing for sores, bruises and
lpnrns, Chamberlain's Salve is all that
can be desired 1t is soothing aud
J ealing in its effect. Price IS cents.
For sale by lkelman Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Wants
Fresh Cows for Sale.

ftdii head. also team uf n,iis-H Az
ply /" Dave Myers. j q. tiiriNinplirr's 's
ranch.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

tar bulk corn Just received. Low
rsi possible price.
Il. W. English Lbr. 10.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

All kinds Of bale. ii ) II right prices
III l'inkllanlS
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

Athin Il Mexican Will do the paint
ing. Give them Il chance and they
viii do a hrst-class job ior you
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

Short form chatte mortgage blanks
for sale at The Chicftain office.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

The wages Of sin have not materially
changed In some thousands Of years
St Louis Globe Democrat.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
just Out-What?

That leak with Granatite For sale
by K. w. English Lumber Co.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Stop That Leak

With Granatise. X. w. English I.un.
Der Co.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

Didst skip the advertisements? that
WAS a mistake They are the simon
l.rrc thing.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
TINE TABLE.
Going West.

Nc.
$50. Calf, Express. I.4s am.
5-Colo. Utah Express. .tI2.2o AM.
Mex. and n Cslif.....s $40 Am.
so3-Local passenger ,....s =. gam.
s3-Locsl freight ......d 2 90 am
Going ksst
Atlantic Espre.. ...ii1 IS IN
o-kss. C,ty Chicago EAt 337 am.
'ChicaGo Express ....s I.Io pm.
SO Local passenger .....s o.o7 pm.
S4-Loc1l freight ........ sos pm.
All passenger trainss except Nos. 5,
o and 10 carry tourist and Pullman
sleepers.
Nos. 5, and 10 carry chair cars
and Pullman sleepers.
No. carries through Pullman
eieepers for ST. Louis via Kansas
City and Wabash Ry
Any information concerning train
service, tickets, rates, etc, cheerfully
gwen. j. II. SNYDER,
Agent.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28
Beet Beet
Beet

Nothing beats Granatite. X. w.
English Lumber Co.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-09-28

loolscap and legalcap paper for
sa'e at The Chieitain Office.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12
East Las Vegas Postoficc.

ARRIVAL AND MAILS.
No. 3 arrives e0 q. m. brings mail cas-, N, n
Junta.
No, Sdeparts elS n. m. Pouch for Santa Fe
only. mail closes $50 "a. m.
No. ! arrives ! 40 m. mail glasses m , mn
no arrives ESQ y. m, mail closes On n, m
20 arrive" 20: m. mail closes I Mp m.
NO I" arrives lsD ? M. brings mail from n
faSh and Albuquerque and Santa Pc,
No mail dispatched .ta No ~.
No Harri'eS las u. M. mail cit~e> 6.Sl u. m,
STAR ROUTES
R""iada daily except sunday. Arri,e~In
mail closes : u. M. ;"
santa Rosa leaves Monday. Wednesday and
Friday :. u. m. Arrives Tuesdny. Thlrssn =
and SATURDAY 1000 II. m.
'haperitO leaves MunlaI Nedne~.l,, md
Frfday : a nj. Arrives TUESDAY. Thlrsiax
and saturday 5a0u m.
mineral hhi leaves Tuesday, Thursday and
Ia'utuaE : q N. arrives Tuesday, Thurs
+. HL Nh pO>;master
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Miss Jessie s. Cline died at her
home at the corner of National and
Seventh streets this morning al y
o'clock after a years rssa'en", m
Vegas. She came to this "ity a
YEA .ro from Seneca Fat 9. y. 7. In
s,arch Of health. but vas toa ,aie.
Deceased was q years and five days OF
age. The body will be shipped back to
her former home Friday afternoon.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

A big. bouncing baby boy arrived
at the home Of Prof. and Mrs. r. r..
Grant last night, Miss Walters Is the
attending nurse. Mother and child
are doing nicely and the father could
walk over an acre Of eggs without
breaking one.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Pascual Tbarra has made applica-
tion for citizenship. He was born In
Artinga, Mexico. and resides at Trim
chera. He arrived in the United
States December 90. 1892. The ap-
proximate date OF final hearing is
set for March 16. 1907. He names
the following witnesses: J. r. Macs
and Francisco Needing.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

In the San Miguel county court. a
suit of ejectment has been filed by
Eugenio Gallegos IS. Eufemia O. de
pereida. for certain lands and real
estate situated in the town Of Las
Vegas in precinct ;. in the sum of
$500. damages for rents and profits.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

The Las Vegas Marble & Improve
ment Co, will start operations at the
yards this week. It In the inten.
ton of the company to place some
of the product or the market immedi.
ately.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

The Holy City" win be repeated
tomorrow night and those who are un.
able to secure seats at the first pro-
duction a witness the same play to.
morrow evening,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

The weather report from Denver to.
day says that II will be partly cloudy
tonight and Thursday with rain and
snow In the north portion Of the ter
ritory, but warmer In the southern por-
ton.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

f. II. Salazar has been appointed ad
ministrator of the estate Of Jose Ma.
Montoya. January 9. 1907. has been
set by the court for the hearing of d.
%jections to the final settlement of said
estate.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

In the San Miguel county cnnrt a
suit in attachment has been filed ly
Stern & NahIn vs.. Cleofes Calls, to
recover Judgment in the sum Of
S336.96 for goods. wares, merchan.
disc, etc.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Alfred Kress has been appointed
appointed United States court commis.
sioner at Holland. \. NJ TO take oaths
and preliminary proofs on homestead
entries.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Signs were put up all over town last
might advertising the basket ball game
between the girls of the high school
and the University OF New Mexico Fri.
day evening.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

In the Union county court. a suit
in attachment has been filed by the
4. Bauer & Co. inc. vs.. Jose l.. Du.
ran. to o Judgment in the sum
of S374.32 for goods. wares. merchan'
disc. etc. sold and delivered by the
plaintiff to the defendant at the de-
PENDANTS request.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

In the Union county court n suit
In attachment has been filed bv the
Union Commercial Co. against A. II.
Holland 10 recover si59,62 for goods,
wares. merchandise, etc.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

The meeting OF the board of direc.
tors OF the Commercial club has been
postponed until next Tuesday. as Presi.
dent Buddecke and several members
Of the board are out OF town.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Mrs. Carmel Lucero de Encinias and
Bruno Romo have made homestead
entries Of 100 acres Of land In this
county before United States Court
Commissioner Robt. L. NJ. Ross.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

District court adjourned this morn
ing till ? O'Clock this afternoon.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Partly cloudy tonight and Thursday
with rain or snow Ia northern portion
Warmer tonight.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Jose Baca and Rosa Esquibel were
appointed administrators of the es.
tate Of Santos Baca, deceased.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

For a small amount o tell your
wants to all Las Vegas through an
Optic want ad. II
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Tomas Martinez and Aurelia Cor,
dova have been issued a marriage H.
cense by the county clerk.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

There will be something doing In the
entertainment line at the Arcade t..
night.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

church will meet al the homo Of Mrs.
hsatly at 1901 Eighth street Thursday,
December 10th. at $50 p. ~.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Each days failure TO advertise
your vacant property in The Optic
Is a neglected opportunity. Il
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Miss Gertrude Lacy is now behind
the counters of Mrs. VI. Woods book
store.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

r, r. Rogers Is busily engaged in
building an out shed for John H. York
at his residence.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Good nickel plated show case for
sale cheap. Apply Optic Co. II
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

Draw Santa Claus in any position you like. Do no. trace
a printed picture but be original. Draw on plain white uuruled
paper not less than SKI nor more than sxl0 inches. The name
and address of each boy or girl must be plainly written below
the drawing. Your friends may suggest but must not do any
part of the work.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

The Holy City a, the Duncan to
night.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

The Holy City" will be repeated to-
morrow night.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

The Ladies' Aid society OF the N. Z
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12
LOCAL news
Show tonight.

Only two more weeks until Christ.
mas.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-12-12

december n. lsfsG.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-24

do the washing and you hang out the
clothes to dry"
'Tn be hanged If I do" exclaimed
Mr.. Bowser, as he tapped on his plate
with the handle &C his knife.
well, then. III have to manage by
myself. I know that your grandfather
and mine often did the whole washing
and ironing too If we are going back
to the primitive you had better get you
some wooden shirts. I can wash and
iron them and save your laundry BILL
Mr.. Bowser looked around for an axe
or crOwbar. Neither was at hand, and
he showed back from the table and went
up stairs. Mrs. Bowser followed after
a moment to find him closely scrutiniz-
ing a cigar he had taken from a box on
the mantel.
What in thunder do you call this %
he asked as he held it out.
Why, that's a five cent cigar. I put
your others away Our grandfathers
didn't even smoke fve-cent cigars
What's that old chair doing here in
place of my Norris" he asked, as he
threw away the cigar.
THE simple life" she simply answer
ed. You have been wearing a pair Of
alligator slippers that cost $3.50 I have
put them away and bought you this
pair for twenty-five cents. Our fore
fathers had no slippers at all. I will
bring your last years OvercOat and
hat down tonight and YOU had better
wear them tomorrow. AS you said this
morning, we are dressing too well"
If there had been words in he Eng
fish language to express his feelings
Mr.. Bowser would have used them by
the hundred, but as he felt that there
was not he walked down the hall and
put On his things and walked out. He
was boiling. He was seeing red. He
was filed with a desire to slay and
slaughter He had baited a trap and
walked into it. Fate saved him from
an explosion that would have wrecked
a happy home. He had just reached
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-24

ing several shades paler, however.
when they descended to the base
ment for dinner. Those several
shades increased to seventeen as he
saw the dinner prepared for him
There were potatoes with the jackets
on, mashed turnip. a shortcake. and
some very weak coffee. He hadn't
time to say anything before she OBJ
served
81 think this win remind YOU of
other days. We have been eating too
much and too rich food. As YOU said
our way of living has made US all
scoundrels and grafters."
Mr.. Bowser had said so. and that's
why he didn't tip the table over then
and there. He flushed red and white
and toyed with his knife, and after
awhile remarked:
II want a simple life, as I said. but
1 don, want it carried into burlesque.''
a hope I haven't done so. she re
piled. Il could have had roast beef
and all that. but I knew you would
prefer something more simple Help
yourself to some more of the turnip
In the pioneer days Jurnfps were a
Standby If you'll get some pork this
evening We'll have some warmed over
turnlp and fried pork for breakfast.
Is the coffee to your liking. dear?''
You call it coffee. do you?"
'Of course. Does it taste like tea %
it yet"
You Will find it better than it looks.
I put in Just one-taird OF the usual al
lowanee. or the same quantity that our
nice?'
Mr.. Bowser got red clear around his
neck. but made no answer
I'm so sorry if you don't like it, I
went to seven different groceries before
I could ind saleratus. I wanted to make
it the old-fashioned, way. you know.
We shall save 81 a week by letting
Mary go, and it viii be more in con
sonanee with the simple life for me to
do the cooking and washing Perhaps
you can help me about the latter? I'll
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-24

log house and the johnnycake exactly,
but i certainly do want change"
wei / viii cheerfully go i'm with
you" she answered. Il think myself
that a. simpler life would make better
people of Us ALL
Mr.. Bowser looked at her in a dis
trustful way for half a minute, but as
he saw no signs of sarcasm in her looks.
he said that he hoped to have her aid
and would give her all due credit for
assisting to make the change Soon
thereafter he put on his forty dollar
overCoat. his siX-dOllar hat and took
UP his five dollar cane and departed
When he returned at o'clock in the
evening he was hungry and cold. There
was very little heat in the house, and
he found Mrs BOwser with an old dress
on and her sleeves rolled up.
els the fire in the furnace out -
was his first question.
"No. dear. but [ have been running
St very low today. I think we have
been using altogether too much coal
Our grandfathers had to heat the
whole house with one fireplace or
stove"
What's the matter with the gas -
Nothing at all I have been stop
ping up most Of the burners. Our
grandfathers got along with one
candle. and am sure one gas jet will
do for US"
And what are you doing decked
out like a hired girl?"
'I have let Mary go and am doing
my own work. Our grandmothers
never had servants. Even your
mother and mine did all the work for
large families If we are going into
the simple life we should begin at
the foundation"
Mr.. BOwser opened his mouth to
say something. and it would have been
something rather startling. but he re-
membered just in time the converse
ton of the morning. He had asked
Mrs Bowser to aid him. and she had
evidently done her best. He was look
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-24

Have got a clock?'' fairly shrek
ed Mr.. BOwser. Have I got a clock
that wants mending at s o'clock at
night? Villaint Incendiary! Muir
dereri"
And then from the front window
Mrs. Bowser saw a snow furry, like
two mad bulls would kick up in a pas
ture as they came together. An old
clock flew through the air. Two men
fell down and struggled. and got up
again, and then one of them darted
away and ran for his life. The second
was somewhat mussed up as he follow
ed after. but she recognized the figure
as Mr. BOwser's.
She waited until nine, but he did not
return. At ten there was still no clew.
At eleven she went to bed. She was
placid and undisturbed. She knew that
simple Mr.. BOWser was making a sim
pie life of it somewhere. and would re-
turn with his hat on his ear and his
overcoat split up the back, just as his
fOrefather used to Copyright
1906, by c. B. Lewis
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-02-24
SIMPLE MR.. BOwsER.
How He Tries to Live the Simple Life
Again.

When Mr.. Bowser came down to his
breakfast the other morning he had
the look on his face of a man who had
made a resolve during the night a
slozen things he could have resolved
about occurred to Mrs. Bowser, and she
was wondering whether he had decided
TO trade the house for chicken farm
or make one dozen clothes-pins last a
year when he observed.
Mrs. Bowser. We are going to make
a change i'm this house.
I'm what respect" she asked.
we are going back to first principles
as 10 our method Of living.
You mean The simple lfe2"
yes I mean the simple life That $
what / meant a year ago We gave
st short trial but you made fool
of the thing and we had to give IT up.
BY John. but when I look around me
and see how foolishly we live I am com
pleteIy disgustedi'
1T seems to me that our life is sim
pie enough"
That's because you don't study into
matters We are living lives of ex-
traVagnCe and waste We are dressing
TOO we'll. we are eating too much; we
have around us a thousand things en-
tirely unnecessary. We are becoming
lazy. selfish and greedy. We are no
more like our fOrefathers were than day
is Ike night And what is worse than
all. we are taking no comfort out OF
this way of living. 1t is buy, buy eat
eat-waste. waste. 1t is lie, cheat and
swindle Our very way of living maj es
US all scoundrels and grafters.
And so you want to live a simple
life2" asked Mrs Bowser-
"I certainly do and am going to. and
IL you won't go IN with me we'll divide
the house off and you can keep to your
half I don't want to go back to the