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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
CARE OF THE EAR.

Never put anything in the ear for the
relief of toothache.
Never wear cotton in the ears if they
are discharging.
Never apply poultice to the inside
OF the canal of the ear
Never drop anything into the ear I'M
less it has been previously warmed.
Never use anything but syringe and
warm water for cleansing the ears.
Never strike or box a child's ears.
This has been known to rupture the
drumhead and cause incurable deaf
ness.
Never wet the hair if you have any
tendency to deafness. Wear an oiled
silk cap when bathing and refrain from
diving.
Never scratch the ears with anything
but the finger if they itch. Do not use
the head of pin, hairpins, pencil tips
or anything Of that nature.
Never NEEDLE with the ear if for
eign body enters it. Leave it absolute
~ alone and have physician attend
to it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
The Perfect spanish Besgar.

There is a calm dignity about the
Spaniard of every class which will
strike a stranger. Even the beggars,
of whom, goodness knows, there are
plenty, seem to stand on higher plat
form than their confreres in other
lands. In our country the statutory ad-
dress is, '.Could you spare me a cop
PERI" but a Spanish beggar thus ad.
dressed us at a railway station, and
we give his address as typical of his
class, 20 senorito, da me un alimos-
nita, rogare por su feliz WAFER
which may be translated into English
thus: "Oh, little gentleman, give me an
aims, and I will pray for you happy
Journey" Chambers Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
N. & st. L. Special Excursions

To Portland, Ore, Tacoma, Seattle
and Puget Sound points account meet
ing, Hotel Mems Association June 25-
29) one fare for the round trip via
variable routes. Tickets on sale June
1922, limited to so days. With pay
ment Of slight additional charge tickets
will be routed Que way through Cali
fornia.
To Boston, Mass. One fare plus
Sl.00 for meeting, American Medical
Association June So. Liberal limits
Tickets on sale June 2-5.
To Louisville, Ky.-One fare plus
Is cents for the round trip, account
Homecoming Week for Kentuckians
June 1917. Dates of sale June lib.
Tickets limited to June %, except ex-
tension TO 80 days from date of sale
may be obtained on payment of sc
cents. For full particulars in regard
to rates, train service, etc. call on
Agents or address A. B. Cults, G. P.
& T. A., Minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
BURNS DIED PENNILEss.
His First Obituary Notice Called For
Help For His Family.

Help For His Family.
When Robert Burns died the follow
Ing obituary appeared in the Edin-
burgh Advertiser of July 26, 1896: "On
the 21st inst died at Dumfries, after
lingering illness, the celebrated Robert
Burns. His poetical compositions, dis
tinguished equally by the force of ma
tive humor, by the warmth and the
tenderness Of passion and by the glow
Ing touches of a descriptive pencil, will
remain a lasting monument Of the Wig
or and versatility Of a mind guided
only by the lights Of nature and by the
Inspiration Of genius.
''The public, to whose amusement he
has so largely contributed, will learn
with regret that his extraordinary en-
dowments were accompanied with
frailties which rendered til IN useless
to himself and his family. The last
months Of his short life were spent in
sickness and indulgence, and his widow.
with five infant children and in the
uOuIly #tApcCtdL1Ou I'll a SAAuu, ID uOW
left without any resource but what she
may hope from the regard due to the
memory of her husband.
1.-THE public are respectfully inform
ed that contributions for the wife and
family of the late Robert Burns, who
are left in circumstances of extreme
distress, will be received at the houses
Of Sir William Forbes & Co., of Messrs.
Mansfield, Ramsay 8; Co. and at the
shops of the Edinburgh booksellers. It
is proposed to publish some time hence
posthumous volume Of the poetical
remains Of Robert Burns for the bene-
at Of the authors family. His friends
and acquaintance are requested to
transmit such poems and letters as
may happen to be in their possession
to Alexander Cunningham, writer,
George street, Edinburgh, or to John
Syme, Esq, Ryedale, Dumfries. It is
hoped that in the meantime none Of his
original productions will be communi-
Gated to the public through the channel
Of newspapers or magazines SO as to
injure the sale Of the intended publica-
ton"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Yesterday and Today.

The Chicago & North W estern Rail
way has issued available and interest
ing compendium of railway history in
the Northwest from the time when the
Indians coded the United States the
last territory east Of the Mississippi
up to the present day. Over hundred
pages Of historic M after concerning the
various roads forming what is known
as The North-W estern Line, well
printed in strong paper covers, post
paid for ten cents. w. b. Kniskern,
p. T. NJ, Chicago.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Deadly Serpent Bites

are MS common IN India as are stomach
and liver disorders with us. For the lat
ter however there is sure remedy; Elec-
trio Bilters; the great restorative medi-
cine, Of whichS. "A. Brown, Of BENEFITS
vile, s. G., says: ssThey restored my
wife perfect health, after years of suf-
fering with dyspepsia and chronically
torpid liver" Electric Bit,ers cure chills
and fever, malaria, biliausness, lame
back, kidney troubles and Bladder dis
orders. Sold on guarantees by O. M.
Olsen druggist. Price SOC.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Franklin,s kite Experiment.

Commenting on Benjamin Franklin's
kite experiment, which proved that
lightning and electricity are the same,
a scientist says: TT was one Of the
most brilliant examples Of luck yet
recorded. To attempt the extraction
Of lightning flashes from a lowering
sky was almost suicidal Even at this
late day timid persons occasionally fly
to feather beds, sit on glass legged
chairs or find refuge In rubber boots
during thund erstorms. A repetition Of
Franklin's experiment cost his lmmedi-
ate imitator his life.''
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
fN
All He Needed.

A number of Wall street men at
luncheon one day were discussing the
remarkable ability Of certain opera
d the street to weather any finan-
storm.
Why said one Of the dnanciers,
st chaps a wonder. I don't know
& many times they've had him
Inst the wall, yet he always con
#'es to get away"
81 have heard it said,'' observed an
#ler, ''that Blank is resourceful
Tough to make a living on a desert
#,land.''
# Eyes, he could do that, too," affirmed
the first speaker, eff there were an
other man on the island" -Harper's
i Weekly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Happy Adam.

The first monopolist was Adam. The
first consumer was Adam. Therefore
Adam had the unique and exquisite
pleasure Of raising the price Of beef
to the consumer and the equally great
pleasure of kicking at the price put on
it by the trust. Adam was the only
happy man.-Detroit Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
The Decline Of Chivalry.

Wife (drearily )Ah, me! The days
of chivalry are past. Husband What's
the matter now? Wife Sir Walter;
Raleigh laid his cloak on the ground
for Queen Elizabeth to walk over, but
you get mad simply because poor, dear
mother sat down on your hat,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
STUPID Jeweler.

Miss Inez Entz Yes. Mr.. Fickel pro-
posed last night, and we're engaged
now. I'm so happy! And I'm the first
girl George ever loved too!
Miss Wise Yes? l don't notice your
ring. Didn't he give you one?
I Miss Inez Entz Yes: but, you see, he
had to take it back to have it fixed.
The stupid jeweler made the inscrip-
ton read, George to Genevieve" in
stead of George to Inez."' London
Sketch
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
new York;. FIRST street cleaner.

New FORKS First Street Cleaner.
The Dutch housewives Of old New
York, ever noted for their housekeep-
Ing qualities, created the agitation
which resulted in the appointment Of
the first public street cleaner in New
York in 1892. He was Laurens Van
der Speigle, baker. His daughter
married Rip Van Dam, who afterward
became governor Of New York, an H.
lustration Of the democracy Of that
day.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Interpreted.

Father" asked the youth, what Is
your understanding Of the saying, The
race is not always to the swift?'''
practically my son, replied the
wise father, sit means that in the race
Of life the fast men don't usually come
out ahead =" Catholic Standard and
Times. N 81.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
The Cure.

Anxious Parent Doctor, my daugh-
ter appears to be going blind, and she
Is about to be married. Doctor-Let
her go right on with the wedding. If
anything can open her eyes, marriage
Will
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
One More.

''Now don't ask any more questions.
Little boys should not be inqu1sitive"
whats inquisitive, pa?"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
lrsiOa 70 me \
and Southwest

Via the North Western Line. Excur-
sion tickets at greatly reduced rates
are on sale TO the territory Indicated
above. Standard and Tourist Sleep
ing. Cars, Free Reclining Chair Cars
und 1.-THE Best of Every thing." For
dates ofsale and full particulars apply
to agents Chicago and North We stern
R'y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06

eC2ve JUNE y % ., WEIzch
zasg account of the Homecoming of
Aentnckians''cel celebration which is to
be held at Louisville June Ii to II.
8#& 1t is expected that a large number of
ex-Kentuckians will make this the oc-
+ casion of a visit to their native soil
Anticipating a representative assem-
blage OF such from all parts of the
United States, the people Of Louisville
are making great preparations to en-
terrain them with true Southern armth
The. program for the occasion is I'M
derstood to be interesting and varied.
Ask your ticket agent for full particu-
lars. ss
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06

The wisest man cannot turn a good
action into ridicule. Euripides.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Here Lyeth the Body Of
Margaret Winiett.

Born the 9Th day of April, 1928, and Dyed
the 18th Of February, 1722.
The singular part of the epitaph is
that the child, according to the engrav-
ing on the headstone, died nearly a
year before it's birth.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Rf$ill1 Special Reduced
p!|4 Excursion Rates
New Homes in the West.

Over a million acres of land will be
thrown open to settlement on the Sho-
shone Indian Reserv alton August IS,
1906. These lands are reached by the
direct route Of the Chicago & North
Western R'y from Chicago, ST. Paul,
Minneapolis, Omaha, and other points
in the Mississippi Valley. Send &c in
stamps for pamphlets, maps and full
particulars to W. B. Kniskern, P. T.
M, C.. & N. w. R'y. Co., Chicago.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
A Singular Epitaph.

n, At Annapolis, N. s.. and in the mill
tary cemetery attached to old Fort
Anne is a tombstone with the following
odd inscription:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Very Low Rates to DesMoines, Iowa.

Via the Northwestern Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold on six dates,
May IA, Is. Is, II, q, %. limited to
return until May 81, inclusive, on ac-
count OF General Assembly, Presby-
terrain Church. Apply to agents Chi
cagO & North w estern R'y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
COMING OF KENTUCKIANS.
s.! the NORTHWESTERN Line from All
the Great kentucky Celnbration
at Louisville in lime.

icago & North Western Rail-
unces that loWk rates will be
~. 1ntivo >T II = 10 III $3.50 +
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-06-06
Excursion Tickets to St. Paul.Minneapolis.

Via the North Western Line, will be
sold May % to 81, inclusive, limited
to return until June 8. inclusive, on
account of General Federation of Wo-
mems Clubs. Apply to agents Chica-
90 & North-W estern R,y
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
MAKES A GOOD REPORT.

The report of the First National
Bank of Rush Springs of which B
P. Smith is president and Harmon
Ellis cashier, makes a good show
ing. The bank was opened for
business on August a6 and on Sept
a. the date the report was made,
it had deposits amounting to SIC
27s.o2, while the loans and dis
counts totaied $so34.4s. Cash anC
sight exchange amounted to S33
4ao.oS. The capital stock of tn
bank is $4,000.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
CHRISTIAN CHURCH

AT the Christian church tomor-
row the congregation will have an
opportunity Of seeing the new fres-
Going and decorations as all the
scaffolding will have been removed.
The pastor. Rev. Boen viii preach
at.both services and after the even-
ing services the ordinance Of bap-
tism will be administered. Miss
Rhone, the talented singer who
recently made her home in Chick
asha will sing at both services,
This is the last Sunday but one
that Rev. Boen will preach as pas.
tor Of the church here.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
BAPTIST CHURCH.

Usual services tomorrow. Sun
School GAS Fifteen minute sermon
by the pastor TO children at 1880.
Preaching at II q. m. and 8. p. m.
by Rev. VIM. Crawford of Ard
more, state evangelist of the Ind
ian Territory. He is one OF the
finest orators in the South, for one
of his age, being less than 80 wears
old. A treat is in store for all who
hear him.
Miss Pyle will sing at the morn
ing service.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
METHODIST CHURCH.

Pastor

IIa. IN. Equal Rights of all
Men the Basis of all Right Gov
ernment."
s:I5 p. m. "Woman's Response
bility in Matters Social. "
The morning sermon will be a
discussion of liberty or license. The
evening sermon will be discus
sion of woman's responsibilities foi
social customs.
A cordial invitation is extended
to all to hear these messages based
on the Word of God.
w. M. P. Rippy,
Pastor
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

CIV. .Heaslet, cashier of the Hick-
man County Bank, Murray, KY,
and G. S. Evans, of the same city
are here on a prospecting trip. MI
Heaslet has made several trip:
here and has made investments il
Chickasha property which have
made him money. He thinks this
is a great country.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

Regular church seruice, tomorrow
morning and evening Reception Of
new members at evening, service.
Sunday School 10 am, At 3 pm.
the JUNIOR Endeavorers will be en-
teataiued with an illustrated lecture
by Mr.. White Subject "The Bridge
that was a thousand years in build
ing" all the Juniors and Sunday
school children with their young
friends invited
S. V. Fait.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Losr:-A bird dog about 8
months old, ma ne on collar, Point
er, short hair, blue and white tick
ed black ears and head. Return
to S. E. Prince, $40 Choctaw ave.
Chlckasha, I. T., and receive lib
eral reward.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
DIED.

Mrs. MolIie E. Woods, died at
her home on North 18th ST., Thurs.
dav afternoon at $40. Funeral ser
wees were conducted at the re-
sidence yesterday afternoon at 2:3o
She lealss three children.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.

There will be all the regular
services at the Congregational
church tomorrow.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Miss Grace Bloodworth, who has
been visiting her sister, Miss TIL.
Yarbrongh, 7os chickasha avenue
for the past month, returned to her
home in Waco, Texas, yesterday.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

We have the most elegant line
of street hats ever shown in Chick
asha. Call and be convinced.
Iackman & Lemon.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

At Jackman & Lemon, new mil
linery just received all the new
shapes in street hats at prices, that
talk You will want to see them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

is. Garner and family have re-
turned from Roy City, Texas,
where they went on three weeks
vacation. Mr.. Garner resumed his
place with the Clay Donovan
Clothing Store.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Dr.Walter Penquite Left last
night for Middletown Mo. where
the children Of the later DR.. Boone
nave been living with their grand
parents and will bring them to
Chickasha to place them in school.
Mrs, Penquite and children who
have been visiting in Kansas City
will return with them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

WANrED:-Bright young man
to prepare for good paying position
in government mail service, Ad-
dress A. B. c., this Office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Mrs. Stevens and Miss Plowman'
of Bineer, Okla, are the guests Oh
their sister Mrs. Claud Gray, 500
Illinois ave
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Mrs. Pyle will open her select
school Monday, Sept. 10, corner
Ninth aud Kansas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

DR.. A. G. Holmes has returned
from Galveston where he reports
having good time. but says there
is no land between here and Gal
weston that can compare with the
Washita Valley. Crops are not
near as good as in the territory.
He says this is the garden spot OF
the world.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Mrs. Z. A. Payton is managing
the Rock Island Eating House
while Mrs. Servis and husband are
spending a month in New Jersey.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Go to Meals meat market cor
Chickasha and 9th for meats.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

We have the most elegant line oi
street hats ever shown in Chick
asha. Call and be convinced.
Jackmau & Lemon
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

6. f. Prince and wife went to
Verden today on a business trip.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

See the new dIess goods and
waistings at Jackman & Lemons.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Reford Bond went TO Lindsay to
dav TO deliver an address.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Miss Aura Ramey, telephone
operator in this city, will leave
next week for a months visit in
Oklahoma.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Attorney Ed Bond of Duncan
was in the city today on legal bus
mess.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

New waists at Jackman&LemOn's 5
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

New waistings at Jackman &
Lemons.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Mrs. H. L. Grigsby and children
returned today from a visit with
relatives in Purcell.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

See the new dress goods and
waistings at Jackman & Lemon 5
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Miss BirdieH art, 7o2 Chickasna
avenue, who has been quite sick Is
reported no better today.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
STATEMENT CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK

The Citizens National Bank Chckaha in the state of l.
the close of business, Sept 4, 1906
RESOURCES DO-LANo
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Try E. H. Tuggle for groceries.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Poultry and fresh meats Of Neal 5
market cor, chickasha and 6ih
cfrnof
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

At Jackman & Lemons new
millinery just received, all the new
shapes in street hats at prices that
talk. You will want to see them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

R. M. Cochran left today for
Indiana in the interest on his firm.
He will bring a bunch of home
seekers back with him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

Don't fail to see the millinery at
Jackman & Lemons. We have
the goods to show you.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08

], c, Neal sells the best meats.
Don't fail to see the millinery at
Iackman & Lemons. We have
the goods to show you.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-09-08
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

New waists at Jackman&Lemon's
New waistings at Jackman &
Lemons.
Reford Bond went TO Lindsay to
dav to deliver an address.
See the new dIess goods and
waistings at Jackman & Lemons.
Attorney Ed Bond Of Duncan
was in the city today on legal bus
mess.
See the new dress goods and
waistings at Jackman & Lemon ;.
Mrs. H. L. Grigsby and children
returned today from a visit with
relatives in Purcell.
Poultry and fresh meats Of Neal $
market cor, chickasha and oih
street.
Miss BirdieH art, 7o2 chickasha
avenue, who has been quite sick IS
reported no better today.
Don't fail to see the millinery at
Jackman & Lemons. We have
the goods to show you.
i &c. Neal sells the best meats.
Don't fail to see the millinery at
/ Iackman & Lemons. We have
the goods to show you.
R. M. Cochran left today fol
Indiana in the interest on his firm
He will bring bunch OF home
seekers back with him.
At Jackman & Lemons new
millinery just received, all the nev
shapes in street hats at prices tina
, talk. You will want to see them.
Miss Aura Ramey, telephon
operator in this city, will leav
next week for a months visit i
Oklahoma.
We have the most elegant line G