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The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-10-09
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Means Health
The Best Beer Is Possible Only With
Eight-Day ALTA Scientific Fact
About Brewing,

A perfeet beer is hoalthful-lt builds
up strength. aids digestion, and acts az
u tonic In giving renewed vitalty. y
perfect beer IS possible only with perfect
malt. and II perfect malt can only be
made by the dght-day proeess used by
Malt is made from barley Barley
contains IN It's elementary FORM the
constituents that go to build up inc
human system. Tho process OF making
malt. as some OF our readers may
Know IN much the same as the process
of digestion. The grain - slNiteu
growing and the chemical changes tnat
fake Mace when AZ sprouts are similar
10 th6 action of the digestive fluids IN
the body IL the grain were eaten.
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four-day process Is stiil USED ana the
malt Is OK forced, unnatural develop
ncnt. II lacks IN nutrition anu ~ ~
Mi WAYS inferior, much of the vital
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The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-10-09
s.. L.onls Wool.

Isl. Louis, Oct. S--Wool steady.
Territory and western mediums, 20
acre: fine medium, 1Sa2li; fine,
14Gf l6c.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-10-09
WANT ADS.

zone cent % word for first nsrr'
zion half q cent % word each intpr-
ton followng Minimum charge -
cents, payable In advance.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-10-09
Stock Water Tanks.

I am agent for the celebrated ilud-
son oklahoma Steel Water Tanks,
which are manufactured OF the very
best steel boiler plate. They are
all guaranteed. Write me for pNr.
tlculars and terms. Address Jake
Weller, Canyon City. Tex. 9-15
THE HERALD, 800 PER YEAR.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-10-09
Railroad Time Table.
Fl. Worth & Denver City,

We Wednesday, Sept, 49, Trains mum
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
The Meeting Of Extremes.

In hunters camp different men
began to unfold their yarns. Among
others a Ken tuckian said he once
shot II buck in such a way that the
bullet. after hitting the right ear,
passed through the heel Of the right
hind foot. Jeering aud laughter
greeted the story.
Brown" called the Kentuckian
to his companion, tell these fellow S
if what say is not as true as Cos
pel!"
"Why, yes replied the other,
II saw it myself. You see, gentle
men, when he pulled the trigger OF
his rifle, the buck was just scratch
iny his head with his hoof, =
Then he whispered to his friend:
That was narrow escape. An
other time don lie SO far apart. =
New York Times.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
A Dabta Cyclone.

A southeastern wind hurled tum-
HE weeds aid Russian thistles
through the lir at a twenty nine
mile gait, am the gait went teo.
Many stovesHere drawn out OF the
chimneys; tie strong wind blew
in at he nee of bottle and blew
the bottom ,ut. Nebraska wagon
tracks passe. over the towns by the
thousands.
The strairou the WIRE FENCES was
so GREAT tht staples were drawn
ont Of the nrth side of the posts.
a kerosenebarrel standing ia front
Of q GROCER, store was sucked out
IF the bpnhole and turned inside
ont like a ady's slipper The dirt
blew from post-hole in the hillside
ard left tn hole sticking out OF the
oround abut two feet with no dirt
around it.-Estelhne y. D. bell.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
Off The Farm

'!Ye:, sir, said the Dakota man,
as crowd of agriculturalists seated
themselves around a little table,
Eyes, sir, we do things on rather a
sizab.e scale. I've seen man start
out in the spring and plowed a fur
row until fall. Then he turned
around and harvested back. We
have some big farms up there, gen.
tlemen. A friend of mine owned
one on which be had to give mort
gage, and the mortgage was due on
one end before they could get it re-
corded on the other. You see IL
was laid off in counties. -
There was murmur OF astOnish-
ment, and the Dakota man contin-
ued:
81 GOT letter from a man who
lives in my orchard just before |
left home. and it had been three
weeks getting to the dwelling house
although it had travelled day and
night"
Distances are pretty wide up
there. amt they?" inquired one.
Reasonably, reasonably" replied
the Dakota man. "And worst of it
is it breaks up families so. Two
years ago | saw family all pros
trated with grief. Women yelling,
children bowling, and dogs barking.
One of my men had his camp truck
packed on seven four-mule teams
and he was going around bidding
everybody goodbye"
where was be going?" asked a
Gravesend man,
He was agoing halfway across
| the farms to feed the pigs replied
! the Dakota man.
! O"And did he ever get back to his
family again."
ct isn't time for him yet" re-
piled the Dakota man.-Detroit
Free Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
Three Good Deeds

INV good man." said the profess
sr of sociology, "you seem to be
hppy; would you mind telling me
he reacon for your happiness?'
"Oi wud not, sor, said the Irish
ian. "Oi have just done three
God deeds, and any man who has
one three good deeds has raisin to
,e happy"
Indeed he has, said the profes-
sor; land may I ask what three
good deeds you have performed?i'
''Well, as Oh was coming past the
cathedral this morning, | saw a
wumman wild wee bit infant in her
arms. crying thot hard it would
melt the heart av a sthone. | asked
her phat could be the matther. She
answered thot for the want av
rharee dollars to pay the fees she
cou,d not get the child baptized, all
it was a sickly child at thot, and
liable to die soon. I felt thot bad
for her I pulled out the only tin dol
lars had and tould her to 60 and
get the child baptized and bring me
the change. She went inside re-
ioiciu'. and soon returned wild her
face all smiles, give me my change,
and went away hapin blessin's On
my head. Now amt thot enough!
That's good, said the professor,
snow, what were the others?"
"Others?", said the Irishmar
"that's all.
II understood you to say you had
performed three good deeds. y
And so I did, don't you see. [
dried a widow S tears.-thot's wan:
I saved a soul from purgatory, -
thot's two; and lastly | got sivin
good dollars for bad tin, and if
thot wouldn't make you happy thin
you are hard to please. June Lip
pincott's.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
Scissors ano Paste.
SHOT stories uaken From Our Exchanges.
She's Young Yet,--But Wait.

One of the wittiest men that ever
sat in the house of representatives
was the Honorable John Allen, OF
Mississippi, better known perhaps
by his self-imposed title OF 'Private
Allen. Mr.. Allen affects an eX-
travagant faith in the future OF his
town, Tupelo, and is ever ready to
enlighten the stranger as to it's
won deSful resources and advantages
as compared with any town in the
south.
A New York politician was one
one day ''joshing' Mr.. Allen, with
reference to Tupelo. when he chanc-
ed to ask
Say, Allen, how large is Tupelo,
anyway
''Tupelo,' replied Private Allen,
lis about the size of New York City,
The only difference is that Tupeio is
not entirely built up. But that's a
mere technicality, Success.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31

There i a representative n con
gress fror southwestern state, a
shrewd ran. of great natural in
telligencf though lacking in book
learning who recently afforded an
AMUSING Illustration of his weakness
in orthoeaphy.
A clek showed him one day a
most entertaining letter from a
friend ir Arkansas. Funny way
to spell horse, isn't it?' he askee
referrin to his correspondents rem
dering. which was 'borce.
The salesman took the letter and
looked at it long and earnestly
Eyes, he finally answered, why
didn't he leave off that e?
Success.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
'hey Looked Different.

Twdrishmen, while eating their
1unchen in the shade of the too
bouseuring the noon hour lull IN
bulldog operations, fell to talking
over he current happenings report.
ed in he newspapers.
''Mo IS. thin fellers, Morgan an
Gate" asked Tim, that | see sc
mucfabout in the pa a-pers? Not
a dg but what I see them dom
somehin or other"
''Norgan an Gates ARE rich
men, answered Pat, what collects
a lotof money from other people ano
nsesit TO buy railroads fer them.
se]ys with. Yell see thin some Of
thee days on the Streets
Aday or SO later as Pat and Tim
wep going home, two Germans
beaded the car from either end and
me inside, "Guten Morgen!'' crieo
one extending his hard. ''Wie
geb's?" said the other.
By gollyl" exclaimed Tim
"tere's thin two fellers now,-bu'
hsged if they look to me like the,
VIZ the rich men they tell mel
SccesS.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
Vow Is This

We offer One Hundred Dollars
reward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure f. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo,
O.
We the undersigned, have known
Frank J. Cheney for the last Is
years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transac-
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out any obligations made by his
firm. Walding Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists
Toledo, 0.
Hall S Catarrh Cure is taken in
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blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials free. Sold
by all druggists, 75c,
Take Halls Family pills for con-
stipation.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
The Wisconsin Central Ry

Reaches the principal points in
Wisconsin, Offering Pullman Sleepers
Free Reclining nair chair, moderR
coaches and dining and after service
between Chicago, Milwaukee, Mani
towoc, and st, Paul. Minneapolis,
Ashland and Duluth. connection
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terminal points. Meals served Ia
carte. For tickets, sleeping car re-,
serservation and further informa-
ton apply to agents of this company
or write Jas. G. Pond, Gen I. Pass.
Agt., Milwaukee, Wis
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
In Need of Revision.

The pastor of leading Boston
church announces the subject of his
sermons on large bulletin board
prepared by the sexton. One Sun
day recently the evening sermon
was to be on "HelI." Passers-bv
were a good deal startled to note
that the lower part of the bulletin
board had on it these words in large
and fiery red letters:
HE'LL
ALL SEATS FREE
EVERYBODY WELCOME
June Lippincott's
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31

CAPT JOHN E DOHERTY, Manager
Ashland Wisconsin
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
HE'LL
A Card

We, the undersigned, do hereby
agree to refund the money on a DO
cent bottle of Green's Warranted
Syrup OF Tar if it fails to cure your
cough or cold. We also guarantee
a 25-cent bottle to prove satisfact-
DRY or money refunded. Fox Bros,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31

Wanted by Chicago wholesale
and mali order house, assistant
manager imam or woman) for this
county and adjoining territory.
Salary 500 and expenses paid week
ly; expense money advanced, Work
pleasant; position permanent. No
investment or experience required.
Spare time valuablo ,. Write at once
for full particulars and enclose self
addressed envelope. SUPERIN-
TENDENT, 1872 Lake ST. Chicago,
I'll,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31

The TIMES has prepared ncmina-
ton papers according to law and
will be glad to furnish them to
candidates. They are cheap too.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
Juggling With Dynamite

IS no more dangerous Sthan to
neglect kidney disorders. Foley S
Kidney Cure corrects irregularities
and has cured many severe cases
after other treatment has failed.
1t builds up the worn sout tissues
and restores health and ssvigor. Il
was troubled with kidney complaint
for about two years, writes A. f..
Davis of Mount Stirling, s"Towa, but
two bottles of Foley's Kidney Cure
effected a permanent cure @. W..
Frost.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31

When you want anything in the
line of job printing The Times can
supply your wants in frst-class
shape.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-05-31
Morgan & Axe1berg,
Fire, Plate Glass; Tornado
and C~c1ore Inshranoo.
Look at some of our Bargains in Real Estate

80 desirable lots in Ne Pratts addition $40 to$75 each
100 Lots Neil & Wings Addition from S. to $40 EACH
Some Of these very desirable.
SO Lots in Vaughn Austras addition at from $50 to SIS
LOO Lots in Townsite at from $25 to 500 eacnsome
choice lots in this selection.
100 acres of land in 21-494. so Is 1914 at $40
acre. both within and half miles from good
roads, splendid location.
Many other desirable tracts of farm land.
All of these will be sold terms to suit purchaser.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
DRAGGED BY HAYRAKE.
Ranchman Has Remarkable Escape
From Death.

After looking death squarely in the
face for several minutes, M. C.. Brad
shaw, Stanley county ranchman, by
a fortunate chance came out the vic
tor His horses became frightened.
while he was engaged in operating
hay rage and ran away, finally collid-
ing with a wagon. Bradshaw was
thrown violently to the ground, but
was unable to extricate himself from
the hayrake. The horses, recovering
themselves, again dashed away at top
speed, dragging b. adshaw some dis
tance between the teeth Of the rake
and the flying hoofs Of the frightened
horses. He had abandoned all hope
Of being able to escape with his life
when in some unaccountable manner
the hayrake suddenly bounded over
him, releasing him from his danger
Gus position. He was badly bruised
and cut.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
AUTO ACCIDENT is BLESSING.
Girl Thrown From Car and Run Over
Receivers HearinQ.

Having her hearing restored as the
result Of injuries sustained by being
thrown from an automobile was the re-
markable experience of Eva Towles,
the little daughter OF prominent resi-
dents of Sisseton. The little girl had
been deaf mute from birth, but now
her hearing has been restored as the
result of her injuries.
While out riding in her fathers au-
tomobile she was thrown from the ma
chine and one of the wheels passed
over her body. She was quite badly
bruised, and for time it was feared
she had sustained internal injuries
which would prove fatal. But an ex-
animation proves that such was not
the case, and while she yet is in seri-
Gus condition it is fully expected she
will recover.
Since the accident she has been able
to hear as we'll as any one. Thus her
fall from the automobile has proved q
blessing In disguise.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
- In Qno About the State -
BILLS VERY JEALOUS.
Ex-1anker, Who May Don Robes OF
Dowie, Is Recalled at Miller.

Ex-eanker, Who May Don Robes OF
Dowie, Is Recalled at Miller.
News from Zion City that A. E.
Bills, formerly banker at Miller, may
take on the robe of Alexander Dowie
is received by his old friends with
pleasure. He was known for his re-
ligious zeal while at Miller. He kept
a Lords account" in his bank and
was careful that God received credit
for 10 per cent OF all OF his income and
profits, which he gave to churches
and charities.
On one occasion when Bills had
charge of break-of-day prayer meet
ing the brothers failed to get out on
time He conceived the idea Of shoot
ing off a cannon at the church door
The explosion brought forth the scared
brethren, but they returned to their
beds after they learned the cause OF
the noise. The jar ratified several
panes out Of the church windows, but
these were replaced at Bills expense.
Bills organized Dowie church at
Miller, and later went to Zion with
about $25, 900, which he invested there.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
BANNER TELLS OF Welded BLISS
Charivarl Party at Miller Goes the
Limit.

Su0TNdII V"ey al VuUICE 0VS0 tne
Limit.
The first evening Of the married
life Of DR.. Port McWhorter OF Miller
and his bride, formerly Miss Helen
Waters, was one Of intense noise.
At dusk after the wedding ceremony
. large company Of boys gathered
about the house with every imaginable
contrivance from which sound could
be extracted, besides sticks with
which they beat the sides of the house,
and began a serenade which was con.
tinued with brief intervals until near.
ly o'clock.
Some OF the serenaders were good
musicians and played Baby Mine,
"The Girl Left Behind Me-" etc., with
enthusiasm.
The besiegers then dispersed, but
evidently occupied the rest of the
night in painting an immense stream.
er on muslin which they stretched
across the business street Of the town,
bearing these words: "The Doctor and
Helen Have Wed" The streamer still
floats to the breeze.
The doctor and his bride are held In
high esteem at Miller; they naturally
fail to understand this kind of joke.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17

Queen Bee Plant at Sioux Falls Has
Been Idle Twenty Years.

Queen Bee Plant at Sioux Falls Has
Been Idle Twenty Years.
After lying idle for twenty years as
the result of a lawsuit, the Queen Bee
Touring mill at Sioux Falls is to be
reopened and worked to its full capac
ity.
The lawsuit In connection with the
property, which threatened to last sew.
eral years longer, has been settled and
the mill has been transferred to the
!, Haley & Lang company and E. w.
'Coughran, who will at once proceed to
utilize the property for business pur.
poses and also to put the water power
into use. The people who had brought
the lawsuit against the property Sc
cured the money they put In with per
cent interest.
Within ten days work will be start.
ed to put the water power In shape.
Part Of the property will be used for
a cold storage plant. The entire plant
will be utilized, and this fact alone
should mean the addition of another
thousand to the population of Sioux
Falls.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
Complete Surprise.

p. P. Johnston, president of the Ma
tional Trotting association, said re-
Gently:
"All sorts of fakes are adopted by
crooks in order to disguise a trotter
with good record. Then the trotter.
believed to be a beginner, gets enor.
nous odds, and when she wins-what
a surprise"
Mr.. Johnston lighted a cigar.
ut Is an unpleasant, an unexpected
surprise" he said. "It is like the sur
prise friend of mine met with on
train In West Virginia.
Gas the train traversed Wise county
my friend, entranced with the scenery.
stuck his head out of the window
"The brakeman hurried to him and
SAID:
Keep your head inside can't you?
"'What for??' asked my friend.
$50 you won't damage any of the
iron works on the BRIDGES said the
hrakeman."-N. Y. Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
DETERMINED TO ELoPE.
The Woman Dresses In Mems Clothing
for Her Second Attempt.

no woman dresses N MEMS CloInIH9
for Her Second Attempt.
After dressing in mems clothing to
aid her in her elopement with neigh
boring rancher, Mrs. Cora Tucker, a
we'll known woman of Western South
Dakota, has, with William o. Weaver,
the man in the case, been arrested and
held for trial in the state circuit court
OF Fall River county on a serious
charge.
Both Weaver and the woman have
families. Their apparent attachment
for each other has for some little
time been a scandal among those who
knew them and were aware Of the In
fatuation.
The defendants were twice the prin-
cipals In sensational elopements. On
the first occasion they disappeared
from their homes. and it was thought
they had fed from the state. But it
afterward developed that they went to
the little "cow town" OF Oelrichs-
where they were overhauled the fol-
lowing day and returned to their
homes.
The second elopement was more
sensational. Procuring a suit Of mems
clothing, the woman donned the gar
ments and with Weaver set out on
foot for Buffalo Gap, another little
town In the vicinity OF their homes.
They walked the greater part OF the
night and took refuge In deserted
building at Buffalo Gap, where they
were traced and arrested by Sheriff
Ed Clark. of Fall River county.
There are In reality two separate
charges against them, one based upon
each elopement In default OF bonds
they have been placed in the Fall Riv-
er county Jail pending their trial at
the next term OF the state circuit
court.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
Fraternal BUILDING.

Another large and handsome build
ing is to be erected at Sturgis,' bids
for which will probably be opened on
the 17th Of this month. It will be
built by the Masonic, Odd Fellow.
Workmen and Eagle lodges, all OF
whom are equally interested in the
same. and Is to be erected on the site
where their building (recently de-
stroyed by flre) stood. The estimated
cost of the new building is about $780,
900, and will be ready for occupancy
by the first Of the year.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
HoBoEs MANY; TolLERS FEW.
High Wages Do Not Lure Tramps Into
Harvest Fields.

The heavy rain Wednesday night
interfered only temporarily with harv-
est work, which now is in full prog
ress. There is scarcity Of compe-
tent help, but the country is overrun
with professional hoboes, who will not
work even when big wages are Of
fered, and they are persistently urged
to do so.
The Huron authorities are strictly
enforcing the move on" ordinance,
and citizens decline to furnish tramps
with food.
Reports show the small grain crop
to be in splendid condition and an un-
usually heavy yield is anticipated.
Threshing outfits are moving into the
country, and threshing operations will
begin in a day or two. Much OF this
will be done from the shock. Corn
was greatly benefited by the heavy
downpour of rain, and the crop Is
making good progress, and the out
look for splendid yield is encourag-
5ing.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-08-17
PEDDLER DROPS DEAD.
Falls on Doorstep and Expires While
Showing Wares.

Showing Wares.
While exhibiting the stock OF goods
contained in his pack, Hasida Azankie,
a Syrian peddler, dropped dead on the
doorstep of the home of John Ash
beck, three miles east of Hecla.
Azankie was on his regular rounds
and stopped at the Ashbeck house
with the expectation of making sale.
He was seen walking UP the path from
the gate with his pack, and one of the
ladies of the house hastened to the
door and opened it just as he knocked
Azankie opened his pack and start
ed to expatiate upon The quality of the
goods he had for sale. In the middle
of his discourse. however, he sudden
ly exclaimed: Il am SICK" and fell
to the ground, dying almost instantly.
The coroner was summoned and decid-
ed that death was due to heart failure.
A large sum of money was found on
his person.