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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
Unless a man has faith in his work
he will not work faithfully.

Citrate (who is going to describe
his little holiday in lovely Lncerne)
MY dear friends-I will not caIl
you ladies and gentlemen since ]
know you too well."-Punch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

"say, came to this dance without
an invitation" $50 did l. How did
you work it," Nobody stopped me.
How did your" Same way. My
wife's giving the dance."-Cleveland
Leader.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Teacher-"Johnny, for what Is
Switzerland famous?" Scholar
"Why- MINI Swiss cheese" Teach
er-"Oh, something grander. more i'm
pressive, more tremendous" Scholar
Il imburg sr?"-Cleveland Leader.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
The Coffee Debates

Please remember we never say or
binary coffee hurts everyone.
Some people use it regularly ana
seem strong enough to withstand its
attacks, but there is misery and dis
ease in store for the man or woman
who persists in its use when nature
protests, by heart weakness, stomach
and bowel troubles, kidney disease,
weak eyes or general nervous prostra,
ton. The remedy Is obvious. The
drug caffeine. contained in all ordinary
coffee, must be discontinued absolute!
ly or the disease will continue in spite
Of any medicine and will grow worse.
r It is easy to leave off the old-fash,
Toned coffee by adopting Postum Food
Coffee. for in 1t one finds pleasing
hot breakfast or dinner beverage that
has the deep seal brown color, chang
ing to a rich golden brown when good
cream Is added. When boiled long
enough Us minutes) the flavor Is not
that Of rank Rio coffee but very like
the milder, smooth and high-grade
Java. but entirely lacking the drug
effect Of ordinary coffee. Z,
Anyone suffering from disorders set
up by coffee drinking (and there is an
extensive VARIETY can absolutely de-
pend upon some measure Of relief by
quitting coffee and using Postum Food
Coffee.
If the disease has not become too
strongly rooted, one can with good rea-
son expect it to disappear entirely in
q reasonable time after the active
cause of the trouble is removed and
the cellular tissue has time to natural.
ly rebuild with the elements furnished
by Postum and good food:
It's only just plain old common
sense.
Now, with the exact facts before the
reader, he or she can decide the wise
course, looking to health and the
power to do things.
If you have any doubt as to the
cause Of any ache or all you may have.
remember the far-reaching kilograms
Of hurt nervous system travel from
heel to head, and it may be we'll worth /.
your while to make the experiment OF
leaving OFF coffee entirely for ten days
and using Postum in its place.
You will probably gather some good
solid facts. worth more than a gold
mine, for health can make gold AID
sickness lose it. Besides there's all
the fun, for it's like a continuous In,
ternal frolic to be perfectly well.
There's a reason for
| POSTUM
] Postum Cereal Co.. Ltd. Battle crcak. Mon
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Doctor Fastenrach. Zurich pro-
fessor, has succeeded in tanning over
two hundred fish in the Lac Of Luz
cerne. When they see him wadfRg
in the lake, they hasten to him. and
eat out Of his hand, and permit him
to lift them out of the water.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

eyes," she sneered, during one of
lheir frequent quarrels, II married
you for pity, and now" "You
don't get any," he interrupted, "for
all our friends lavish It on me. >
Philadelphia Press.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

The Caspian Sea is the lowest body
of water on the Globe. It's level has
been growing gradually lower for CEN
turtles, and now 1t is eighty-tive feet
below the level of the neighboring
Black Sea.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Little boy-"My mamma has so
much money that she can buy every
thing she wants to-" Little girl
That's nothing. My mamma is SO
rich she can buy all the things she
doesn't want."-Puck.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

The published statements Of num-
Der of coffee importers and roasters
Indicate a "waspy" feeling towards us
for daring to say that coffee is harm.
full to a percentage Of the people.
A frank public discussion of the sub
ject Is quite agreeable to us and can
certainly do no harm; on the contrary
when all the facts on both sides Of any
question are spread before the people
they can Ythereupon decide and act in
telligently.
Give the people plain facts and they
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup.
ror chlaren teetline softens the gums reduces IN.
tann alton. allays pain wind coijc 25c bottle.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Impossible. There is no such word
in the dictionary.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Determination never shakes hands
with doubt.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
will take care Of themselves.

Will take care Ol IHGllSclVGS.
We demand facts in this coffee dis
cusslon and propose to see that the
facts are brought clearly before the
people. 49,. -.
A number Of coffee importers and
roasters have Joined movement to
boom coffee and stop the use Of Pos
tum Food Coffee and in their newspa-
per statements undertake to deceive
by false assertions.
Their first is that coffee is not harm
full. .t.... f..
We assert that one in every three
oofPoo reoro hoo corne form NJ inciDi.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06


discovered one of the slaves of the COT
fee importer. Treat such kindly, for
they seem absolutely powerless to stop
the gradual but sure destruction of
body and health.
Nature has a way Of destroying a
part Of the people to make room for
the stronger. 1t is the old law of "the
survival of the fittest" at work, and
the victims are many.
We repeat the assertion that coffee
does harm many people, not all. but
an army large enough to appal the in
vestigator and searcher for facts.
The next prevarication of the coffee
importers and roasters Is their state.
ment that Postum Food Coffee is made
of roasted peas, beans or corn, and
mixed with low grade Of coffee and
that it contains no nourishment.
We have previously offered to wager
$100,000.00 with them that their state
ments are absolutely false.
They have not accented our WAGER
and they will not.
We will gladly make a present OF
SIS 100000 to any rooster OF IMPORTER of
old-fashioned coffee who will accept
that WAGER.
Free inspection Of our factories and
methods is made by thousands of peo-
pie each month and the coffee import.
ers themselves are cordially invited.
Both Postum and Grape-Nuts are abso-
lutely pure and made exactly as stated.
The formula of Postum and the an
alysis made by one Of the foremost
chemists of Boston has been printed
on every package for many years and
Is absolutely accurate.
Now as to the food value of Postum.
It contains the parts of the wheat ber-
ry which carry the elemental salts,
such as lime, iron, potash, silica, etc,
etc., used by the life forces to rebuild
the cellular tissue, and this is particu-
lar1y true Of the phosphate Of potash,
also found in Graps.Nuts, which COM
bines in the human body with albu-
men and this combination, together
with water, rebuilds the WORKOUT gray
matter in the delicate nerve centers all
over the body and throughout the
brain and solar pleXus o@
Ordinary coffee stimulates In an un-
natural way. but with many people 1t
slowly and surely destroys and does
not rebuild this gray substance so
vitality important to the well being OF
every human being.
These ara eternal facts, proven, well
authenticated aud known to every
properly educated physician, chemist
and food expert
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06
Important to M others.

In Switzerland males between TWEEN.
ty and sixty-five are obliged to vote.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Small talk oftimes makes biz
trouble.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

This on land which has cost the farmer noth'
ing but the price OF tilling it, tells its own
story. fire. g.. ..,-. .. Il
r..e Canadian Government gives absolutely
free to every settler 100 acres Of such land.
Lands adjoining can be purchased at from ~
to $40 per acre from railroad and other corpor'
atoms
Already l75,0OO farmers from the United
States have made their homes In Canada.
For pamphlet twentieth Century Canada
and oil information apply to Supt OF 1mmigra.
zion, Ottawa, Canada, or to following authorized
Canadian Government Agent-E 7. Holmes
315 jackson Street. St. Paul, Minnesota or w.
". Bennett, sol New York Life Building.
Omaha, Nebraska.
Mention this paper)
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

Representative Conner has been ap'
pointed head of the subcommittee of
the house public buildings COMMITTEES
to investigate the proposition that the
government shall accept the gift Of
the house In Philadelphia where
Betsy Ross made the first American
flag in revolutionary days, the gov.
ernment to agree to maintain the
property.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1906-04-06

W. N. u, Des Moines, la, No. 14-1soe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
Don'ts for Good Health.

Dr. r. Brewster, in paper read be-
fore the Homeopathic Medical society at
Scranton, Pa, said people would be rea
sonably free from common colds, grippe.
tonsilitis, rheumatism, pneumonia and
appendicitis, If they observed the follow
ing ten commandments:
Don't eat:
Lobster unless eaten on the coast of
Maine, for evident reasonS).
2-Lean pork includes ham and sausages)
fat not dangerous.
;-Nuts, nut candy, and nut cakes, cocoa
nut especially.
BAKED beans green beans and bean
soup harmlesS).
5-Cheese includes the Welsh variety eat
ell at night.
6-BananaS.
Popcorn THAT obtained from vender
and wrinked with age, the most Deadly.
S-Raisins (raisin pie, raisin cake).
9-Figs.
1o-Dates probably the dried skins which
do the mischief
mind" adds DR.. Brewster, II do not
assert that every one who INDUCES in
these things will catch cold every time
but this do claim, that without such in
diligence it is almost impossible to con
tract any of these and allied diseases"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
WHEN NATURE CLEANS HOUSE
Kalny Season in Caracas the Citv,s san;
tary Salvation.

Just what Caracas would do witbo,,+
It's rainy season 1 cannot magma fu'
the city is far from being clean o not
sanitary. Garbage is thrown into tha
yards for the vultures to feed upon: dist
ana papers accumulate in the streets
and the visitor is about to nronoTneso
the city the dirtiest he has ever saen
Wnen nature suddenly decides to mn
Things to rights. An ordinary rainfall
would not suffice now; a thorough Hush
ing is needed, and nothing short of .
deluge will do it.
but somewhere up in the mountain
tops the deluge is forming, and presently
great black vapor overspreads the vai-
ley. 1t comes slowly at first, as if to
warn the people to go indoors but when
II mas acquired sufficient density it falls
In a moment, almost, the streets and
couftyards are flooded, the fanta stic
Waterspouts that overhang the sidewalks
pour out their streams like gigantic Iet-
tie spouts, and loud is the noise of tha
splashlng and scattering
Han an hour later one tintoas alone
the shiny pavements, as if over a newlI
scrubbed floor; above him is skv If
spotless blue, while the only clouds to
be seen are insignificant patches of White
along the mountain sides Yet, in an in
credIbly short space of time the whole
process may be repeated.-St Nicholas,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
HER CAPTAIN.

left her III the palace grounds
surrounded by conquered race
Whose tongues were keener than thei,
swords,
whose love went not beyond her face
She did not bid me go. or STAY.
met the guard below the gate
anu Wlth her name behind my lips
RODE out to meet q kinder fate
Iney brought me back at set of sun.
Cppofne upon couch OF spears,
ana lad me at her careless feet
heard her laughter change to tears,
saw her stoop and touch the blade
mat held her honor still so bright;
+" ME through the door of Death my soul
Went singing out beyond the night
Lloyd Roberts in Everybodys Magazine
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
Twelve Years for One Cent.

mail carrier in Nebraska twelve years
ago and secured only 1 cent, but was
given sentence for life, has just been
released after serving twelve years OF
his time His Imprisonment has been
in the Sioux Falls penitentiary. The
eral statute sentencing hold-up of mail
carriers for life De France was Is
years old when he entered prison; he is
80 now. President Mckinley committed
his sentence to fifteen years, and good
behavior reduced it three years. DE
France was without friends and prac-
tically was buried until the prison chap
lain took up his case.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
REPORT SUBMITTED TO SHAW.
Merchants Associations Committee on
Revenue Laws Wants Change.

After careful work covering more than
six years the New York Merchant assoc
cations committee on the revenue laws
and customs service has completed Il
thorough revision of the customs admin
stratiye act and forwarded it's report to
Secretary Shaw. The committee makes
two particularly important recommended
tions-namely, a more practical definition
of foreign market value and the aban-
donment of the present system of star
chamber Investigations" in reappraisc
ment cases. Both OF these features are,
it is asserted, in direct line with the
wishes of Germany and would furnish Il
basis for delaying the application of max
imun tariff rates by Germany on meri-
can goods.
In section , in the words 1.-The actual
market value or wholesale price thereof
at the time of expectation to the United
States" it is proposed to insert after the
words price thereof the words for eX-
portation,' so that it shall read: 1.-The
actual market value or wholesale price
thereof for expectation at the time of eX-
portation to the United States
1t is explained that patented articles Ill
foreign countries as well as our own
have frequently two or more distinct
market values. j. e., one price for home
consumption in the patented territory,
another for export
In the same section it is proposed to
strike out the words land that it is the
price which the manufacturer or owner
making the declaration would have re-
ceived and was willing to receive for
such merchandise sold in the ordinary
course of trade, in the usual wholesale
quantities" and insert the words, land 1t
is the price which the manufacturer or
owner making the declaration expects to
obtain and is willing to receive for the
merchandise from the consignee thereof %
The committee submits that no shipper
or importer should be called upon to
make oath or declaration as to what he
would have received for merchandise
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
WORST FORM OF ECZEMA,
Black Splotches All Oyer Face-Afect
ed Parts Now Clearas Ever-Cured
by the Cuticura Remedies

ed Parts Now Clear as Ever-Cured
by the Cuticura Remedies.
about four years ago | was af-
flicted with black splotches all over
my face and few covering my BODY,
which produced a severe itching irri-
tation, and which caused ME a great
deal of annoyance and suffering, to
such an extent that | was forced to
call in two Of the leading physicians
of my town. After a thorough exami-
nation of the dreaded complaint they
announced it to be skin eczema in IFS
worst form. They treated me for the
same for the length of one year, but
the treatment did me no good. Finally
my husband purchased set of the
Cuticura Remedies, and after using the
contents of the first bottle of Cuticura
Resolvent in connection with the Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment the breaking
out entirely stopped. l continued the
use of the Cuticura Remedies for six
months, and after that every splotch
was entirely gone and the affected
parts were left as clear as ever The
Cuticura Remedies not only cured me
of that dreadful disease, eczema, but
other complicated troubles as we'll. Liz
zie E. Sledge, $40 Jones Ave-, Selma,
Ala, Oct %, 1905"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
Congeniai.

Nagg-When a man and his wife
think the same thing simultaneously, it
is a sign that they are exceedingly con-
genial.
Wagg-Well. then, my wife and I are
very congenial. for the other night. when
she said that she wondered why I'd ever
been such a fool as to marry her. had
been sitting there for half an hour quiet
" wondering over that very point. Tit
Bits
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
"a ga 90

The enormous crops on our seed farms
the past season compel us to issue this
Special catalogue.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.
and receive the radishes and the wonder
full Bargain Book free:
Remit 4c and we add package of Cos
mos. the most fashionable, servlceable,
beautiful annual flower.
John A Salzer Seed Co., Lock Drawer
c., La Crosse, Wis.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
Turnverein Minus Beer, Angry.

Because the Hulboldt Turnverein of,
st. Louis. Mo-. was prevented from tap
ping FIVE barrels of beer provided for its
Sunday picnic, the lid in st. Louis
county being nailed down, an Indignation
meeting was held which adopted resolu-I
tons requesting Gov Folk to return tol
Tennessee, his native state. The turn
verein pledged itself to. furnish hin.
transportation, provided he would prom
ise not to come back.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
One of the Nine.

A clergyman who was out waking KIN ,r one
Sunday came across some boys VINO r WIZ
nlavin@ baseball in vacant lot. Gong
p pn TO one of them who had just been
struck out, he said: Young man. don t
YOU know that it is very wrong =, 20 I ply
baseball OH Sunday? What would YOU
f tal cav if he knew about it!'
..You'd better ask him. was the reply,
hes playing shortstop.' harper
MenklY.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09

Six thousand of the million and a
bo1f mia baants of Liberia are civilized
NEGROES ,ts wao have emigrated from the
United St;steS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
Rich. juicy Radisheg Free.

Everybody loves juicy, tender radishes:
Salzer knows this, hence he offers to send
you absolutely free sufficient radish seed
to keep you in tender radishes all sum-
mer long and his great
sALzER's BARGAIN SEED BOOK.
with its wonderful surprises and great
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
worth Knowing

that AIlcock's are the original and
only genuine porous plasters' All ONE
,,Iad norous Masters are limitations.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09

sold in the ordinary course of trade if he
does not sell the same in the ordinary
course of trade
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09

California honey retalls III Eng i'hi''
at rs to SO cents a pound.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

Itchinr Blind, Bleeding Protrudlhg Ines :.
n,1,rDG5s+s are authorized to refund money y
pAZ0 OINTMENT fails to cure IN 20 -
DAYS soc.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09

-Nine-tenths of the peasants in Rus
STA live in huts without floors, and too
low for a tall man to stand in.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09

z,lss Dimnllch AS''1A %
ILL stIetter;
Ras1 t f!nnD" sTfrprer for the past eight
'als V tronbIe which first originated
az asl Il : rsasriods-the pains were excruci-
BAL sIrHsmmation and liberation OF the
be ~. lli" The doctor says [ must have
~ .-.S o. cannot live. | do not want
- :, on oneration if I can possibly
81 " p %a help ME" Mrs. Mary
lsss Washington, D. Z.
Iei,s9Hd letter;
81 N 5I rprnpmber my condition when I
S. s !. rm and that the doctor said I
y Y. an operation or I could not live.
n r NJ Kind letter and followed your
- ;c csrefullv and am now entirely
NV r ease was so serious it seems a
1.tT am cured. know that | owe
81 health but my life to Lydia E.
as rpgqtable Compound and TO your
81. Ian walk miles without an ache or
~ 81 md wish every suffering woman
81 al tbis letter and realize what you
a IS them Mrs. Mary Dimmick, seth
81 .raDtoI Streets, Washington, D. c.
81 av il was for Mrs. Dimmick to
ol,Yrs Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
W. little it cost her-a two-cent
q retbow valuable was the replyl
Dinmick says-itsaved her life.
81 FDkhan has on file thousands
Il such letters as the above, and
sc.ing wo1,cn helpful advice.
III
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-03-09

..rrnn. Mass, is fully quail
.gs IL II advice tosick women.
|. ninmick's letters.
El Nuevo mexicano. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1890-1958, 1906-12-15
cARGos GRAVES CONTRA UN
.ABOGADO DE ARIZONA

Bisbee, Arizona, Die is. Xvii
liams, abogado, VIZ 9, Campbell, EN-
pleado de un expreso, han sldo ares
tados baio el cargo de sobornacion de
periurlo como secuela del reciente
proceso del nltimo por haber matado
q James Mclaughlin, otro empleado.
Ha sido expedido un sdesbarramiento
temporario inter pende el resultado
de la causa contra Williams.
En- el juicio de Campbell fue dado
testimonio importante en- su favor por
El Nuevo mexicano. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1890-1958, 1906-12-15
cosEcHA AsEcuRADA
\ DBL ANo vENloERo.
Bastante Hunss.ad en- IA TIerra y Ia
caIda do Nlsve en- Ia Sierra sufl-
cIentes para EvItar IA eequIa.

SHAY suficiente humedad en- la tie
IRA y Ia nieye es snflciente alta en- Ia
sierra para asegurar 4 los labradores
de esta region una buena cosecha el
afio que yiene,"
Esta afirmacion fue hecha a fines
de Ia semana pasada por un ranchero
y productor de fruta de lTesuque, que
estuvo en- Santa re comprando VI
veres.
"Podra parecer como NAL tempo ba
10 ell punto de vista de uno que busca
salud," continue "pero para los labra-
dores no polia ser mejor. La TERRA
esta 'blen empapada, pues la hunedad
ha penetrado bastante hondura y es
Ia sera retenida hasta Julio del aho
venidero. Luego las montanas, don
de nacen los rios de Tesuque y Santa
70 tienen gran cantidad de nieve..
Cuando la nieve commence a derretir-
se el verano venIdero, los rios ten
Iran lin buen abasto de aqua. mas que
para los fines de rlego.'
"Entiendo que ha caido mucha ME-
.e aqua en- el vale de Estancia y
lue los labradores de ALA estan Sc
,uros de buena cosecha en- Ell aho en-.
rante. Por tai razon, creo que el re-
.iente temporal no ha desaminado a
os labradores"
El Nuevo mexicano. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1890-1958, 1906-12-15
|QuIEBRA MORTAL ENTIRE
iGLEsiA Y EsTADo


IF
Paris, Die. l0.-francia parecia aho'
che estar confrontando una Crisis re-
ligiosa alarmante. Los informes de
|anoche sobre ell rechazamiento ui-
TINA hora por ell Papa de Ia oferta iinal
del gobienno por 10 cual ei cui'o CATO
lico podia ser continuado balo ia ley
comun. resultan ser demasiado ciertos
Segun la orden del Santo Padre' Sc
prohiben declaraclones bajo la ley de
1881, pero los curas de parroquia de-
ben permanecer en- sus igleslas hasta
que los arrojen de elias por Ia violen-
cia.
La confirmation Official ma creado
sensation en- los circulos guperna-
mentales eclesiasticos. 81 Cardenal
Lecot, arzobispo de Berdeaux, el ar
zobispo Germain y otros que va ha-