Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-04

men stood and fooksd Gt each other iI astonikhment for moment after the firing and then each ran In toe opposite direction. Oh. yes; Arizona win be ad- mitted to the Union. when the robins nest again.
 There Is neither law nor ordinance in this whole territory against speed ing automobiles. They can skip along at a rate of 100 miles an hour. On the contrary, there is no law against any citizen taking a pop at chauf- feur with his gun if he feels so mind ed, and he is pretty sure to feel that way. If you own an auto and are looking for a paradise. come this way and get a free burial.
 A Chicago man who was looking for real estate in this locality went over to Lone Jack the other day to buy a large block of town lots. On visiting the graveyard he found that only twenty-one people had died in three years He did not buy. He realized that town that couldn't do better than that was slow town and had no future.
 We understand that certain mem bers of the only church choir In Give adam Gulch object to our leading the singing because we play poker, own a race horse and fighting dog and | take a nip with the boys occasionally. | We don't suppose it Is exactly accord | ing to the eternal fitness of things. but until society has safely passed through i the chaotic state and can stand alone we shall stick to our singing job and back 1t up with two guns. Meanwhile we shall sing with ardor and with as much reverence as we can.
 ! At the last meeting of the common council Alderman Adams offered reso- iution that the name Giveadam Guich be changed to Crescent City. Such names as Roost High, Last Stop. Angels Rest and Hell Bent were substituted but all were voted down. and the al derman finally withdrew his motion. Giyeadam Gulch 1t was and always will be. There Is nothing euphoniou: or lingering about the names Denver Omaha, Buffalo, New York. Boston Baltimore and Philadelphia. but wher you come to Giveadam Gulch yoJ pause and think and remember.
 The editor of the Utah Weekly Moni tor, wishing to emulate us and become famous at Teheran and other places drew a gun on a stranger the othel day and made arrangements to start { private graveyard. His machinery skipped a cog, however. He received two bullets in the body, and the doctol says he may not pull through. Ths imitator seldom succeeds.
 The seventh city marshal that Give adam Gulch has had in the last si, years sent in his resignation at the las meeting of the common council Th' objection to the place seems to be tha the incumbent Is shot from two to lvt times a month and by and by gets tiret of carrying bullets around. The place is open to some good man Hours. al the time: pay. SIP week. When no otherwise engaged the marshal will b, expected to put in his time picking ieat out of the doors of the city hall.
 Last Tuesday evening. by special in vitation of the leading citizens of Vol Greek, we rode over to that town ant delivered our lecture on Great Editor of the Present Day" We had scarcel. mentioned our name as leading the lis when several bad men began making demonstrations of disapproval. and Il the end we had to retire. We believ that a number of citizens followed u for a mile or two. We have cut of every subscriber we had In the tow and want nothing more to do with It.
 Our esteemed contemporary did no issue any paper at all last week. w understand that his cheese press brok down and he was out of ink. It wa just as well. No one noticed the ab sence of his sheet. He Is again tellln around that he means to shoot us ol sight. and it is to laugh. He has sho at us over GOO times and we have neye even heard the whiz of one of hi
 
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