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La Junta tribune., 1906-11-17

ACCORDING TO the report Of the
treasurer Of the United States the
per capita circulation for every man.
woman and child in the United
States amounted to $33 .0s on Octob-
er LIST. Have you got yours?
La Junta tribune., 1906-11-17
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La Junta tribune., 1906-11-17
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of his isssssIos 10 1aks Asal pss-pe In ssp-
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La Junta tribune., 1906-11-17
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Cxsrxp SrsrEs LAND Ovvics At I
PrGpLp. Coto- Oysohsf 2, ~
n fosBouinx nsmed s~ssler has hlrd sottes
pnst of his claisa, ssd hat said psopf Uiil b
msAe before Clerk Of tke District Court ~
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Jn.r Essani i sdo sssdovai. n. T. iis:S foe shs
norsh half .s,ush-vese quarter nosth han
sous beast quarter. -e<tioa n. township .
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~ nsms- the soiioving witnesses 70 provs
his eostinaoas r~>iAsne~ uvon and ealtis ..
tSrn of sAid land. vis: John y. Cosdoss, Frs1!
(,ovvlovn narr~lSun Gafiea~a. Manuel
Ssusi~s~r. all Of Yei-sr. Colorado.
a a. ABBEY. Register.
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La Junta tribune., 1906-11-17
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Aooose ssloa - lsaos 9sste lseoo-
Ovucg OF THH STATE BoAEp
og LAND toHuIs.IoxERs.
Dxxv0n- CoLo-. tctehrr u. lNH.
AyOTJCE - HEREBY GIVEN THAT
~ w r. Wilson. who-> ps.sofsee sddr-~s i-
Htwt-- Colorado, prtot~v ?. tNS. made
sppliestion No. .sS, 10 the state hoard of
LSnd Comuis-ioners Ia lease the following
d--rris-d s~ks-s Lands. situate In Osero
County. Color ado. to-vis;
All cf --ction ". tovn-hip - South- Range
- West.
No other application to lease the above
aes~rshs-a premises or .?bt~ctiaa A<ainst the
Novrunh h~s n. isuk -
MARX q. WOODRUFF.
Register state Board Land Commissioners.
first pahli~zti tion. Oesot-rr "a iss
l.. Il r,ufli~atlon. Nosemhrr 10 tSsk
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
Something New.

George AIDE has written about the
College Widow, and graduates Of
Harvard and Yale have written their
recollections of college life, but up to
the present time we have lacked full
and interesting accounts of the
chloride college. AT last they have
appeared in Recollections of Gold
Cure Graduate, by Newton Newkirk,
editor of the humorist's column in the
Boston Post. The publishers, H. M.
Caldwell Company, of Boston, are to
be congratulated on the volume, moth
ing funnier than which has greeted
the book-tired public in: many a day.
1t is bright, clever, and witty from
dedication to appendix, and the
quality Of laumor in it is subtle and
keen. Cracks in the Snow" two
page map of a misguided home-hunter
is only one of the books masterpieces
of fun, and in itself is a story not to
be missed. The Cracks" tell the
story, and there are many other
illustrations by Wallace Goldsmith.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
Cromwell

We were little late last week with
our news but if we are forgiven this
time we will tryy to be more ON time
hereafter. We haven't turned the
rains" Loose yet (according to
Arenas item for fear we might
drown somebody. Z IT,,
A flock Of geese was seen going
south the other day. - 49,
Mr.. Anderson went to the coal mine
last Monday.
Pray! Pray! for Arena wasn't
buried but must have risen from the
dead and comes at that Blamed
Cromwell Sheep herder,' with the
style Of that Galveston tornado, and
the furry Of a lion shut up Ia a cage,
and even goes down In a devils den
style OF that Galveston tornado. and
toe fury OF a lion shut up In a cage,
takes q place on the firing hne for
hnnanitys sake and then wonders II
that Hobson hero Is very busy playing
games, and then It goes to war with
q mop, and tincture Of dynamite for
ammunit ton; and then We suppose
re cries peace. peace" when there Ii
no peace for our grand-dads hare
Just been telling as kids that asbark.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
The state Y. M. &c. A. is in session
at Valley City with large attendance.
Fisk, the Sphinx.

New Rockford Transcript: Among
the leading supporters of Judge Fisk
there is just one man who comes out
of the political flame in a blaze of
glory. That person is Judge Fisk
himself No word of condemnation
was. uttered against him either as to
his ability as jurist or his private
character. Republicans, of heretofore
good standing, Frustrated themselves
before the democratic shrine, and re-
gardless of the political faint falling
upon them, voluntarily supported the
eminent jurist of Grand Forks. They
made political traitors of themselves
without promise of reward. They
sacrificed all political ambition in
themselves for him and through it all
he sat as immovable and uncom-
promising as sphinx. He accepted
the political homage as king accepts
Iaudation at the hands of his subjects,
as a matter of royal right. He is the
one we can admire. He was above
trucking or trading with the wing of
the opposing army which supported
him. He neither solicited nor gave,
but stood upon his political integrity
and his ability as jurist. He alone
is entitled to admiration. The fattery
and applause of the multitude was te
him only what SIMS shine and shower
are to the budding flower.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
New Land Blank.

!. The Bismarck Tribune has now in
stock the blank required under act of
March IL, 1902, which Is known as
@Affidayit as to Nearest or Most Ac-
ressibIe Officer,' Tribune No. 651--
land office number 4-107 These
blanks are required in making proof
before q. s. commissioners, judges or
clerks Of courts where the land Is not
in the same county as the officers but
In the same district as the officer be-
fore whom proof IS made. Order by
number No, 651, rs cents per dozen.
All land men. and q. g. practitioners
should have them.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
Bids for Engrossing and Enrolling.

In compliance with sections 81 and IS. Revised
Codes of 1905, will receive sealed bids for en-,
crossing and enrolling of all bills passed by
each house of the Tenth Legislative Assembly.
Said bids will be received up to Q clock Thurs
day, November 20, 1905, at which time they will
be opened BY the board and contract awarded.
Bids must be sealed, marked Bids for engross-
ing and Enrolling" and directed to the Secre-
tary of State. Each bid must be accompanied
by certified check in the sun, Of $3.50 to be Sc
curity that the successful bidder shall enter in
to a. contract and give good and sufficient
bond for the performance Of the work.
, The successful bidder will be'required to COM
plywith sections IA and IS of tie Revised Codes
of 1905. q s} h Il 800
The engrossing to be done on typewriter and
the enrolling with pen and ink. Said bids must
state the price per folio at which the bidder
will do the work. ~ 80 '>.'v15E ~
The successful bidder will be required to fnr-
nish all paper and material for doing such work,
sample now on file with the Secretary Of State
No bids will be considered from any person
notia bona f1de resident of thefstate.2 IL. s#8#
E.. F. PORTER. e.
Bismarck, Nd, Nov. 9, 1905. Sec. Of State.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

ing dogs never bite;" and SO we have
not made any preparation as yet to
gather our heels and take to the
woods in wonderland. We are not
like the baldheaded man that went to
the barber to have his hair cut. Come
again Sister, Arena, we might have a
chance to shake hands after the war
is over, and we both get to that high
place above. l...se.ss. 81 II.
What in the world is Stark doing in
I Menoken? Last week 1t said Grand
pa Savage is on the sick list. Mem
token, Nov. z, 1906" Stark better stay
at home or 1t is liable to get branded
as Cromwell did for joining the aband
lof mercy and taking pity on that
pig that happened TO 90 blind BY mis-
take". s.sG.s4s =. ,s sss
Oscar Coleman has moved his iiosase
ION the hill where he built his new
barn this summer. What Is going to
happen after everything is in repair
we don't know.
Mr.. Lips has done extensive i'm.
roYemenfs on his place this year.
The coal mines report d shortage ot.
powder, and not being able to get ii
tor some reason or other.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

The Valley City TimeslRecord sug-
gests Attorney Herman Winterer of
Valley City, as a good man worthy, as
a democrat and lawyer, of the con-
slderation of Gov. Burke in connec-
ton with any judgeship vacancies
which may arise. Herman's worst
fault is his democracy, otherwise he is
as good as the best in every respect
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

1t is said that John Burke,s law
practice, which he will give up to o.
cupy the executive mansion in Bis
marck is worth $4,000 or $4,000 year;
no attorney west of the Red river
valley enjoying more lucrative
practice. This shows a devotion to
public interests hardly to be expected
except in cases of great emergency.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

The republicans went into James
town-for a candidate-and got their
fingers burned. Now it is said Gov
ernor Burke will try twill appoint
s. e. Ellsworth to succeed Judge
Engerud on the supreme bench.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
The Reliman.

Among the features of The Bellman
for November II are "The Barstham
Bogey," tale of a golting ghost, by
Perry Robinson, and letters from New
York on the gayeties of election night
and from London on matters Of inter-
est in the British capital.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

There is no truth in the report that
Judge Fisk will resign from the bench
IL not allowed to name Judge
Engerud's successor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

Col A. P. Peake of Valley City, has
become president of another big cop
per company near Butte, Mont, in
which senator Clark seems also inter-
<Rsted.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

And Fisk will not resign either un-
til it is arranged with the new demo-
cratic governor who is to take his
place On the district bench. All Of
which shows that the democrats know
how and propose to turn a trick or
two
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

Ladies, when next you bake biscuits
or cake, just remember, you get the
surest leavening strength from Hunts
Perfect Baking Powder. 1t never dis
appoints.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

H. J. Riesland, the optical specialist,
will be at Grand Pacific Hotel, Nov.
20, 30, and Dec. LIST. All glasses
ground here. : 49,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

Put your storm windows on with all
steel hangers and ventilate your
house. Grambs &. Wolbert sell them.
Only rs cents for each window.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

The first sidewalk in Max was laid
last week and the Enterprise urges
others to "get the habit"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

Judge Engerud will not do as Judge
Young did. He will not resign unless
he can name his successor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
Land OFFICE BUSINESS
Statement for the Year Up To and Including Nov. To-
19O6.-ShoNs Wonderful Settlement Of Bur.
leigh County and the Slope

e: : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : :
Since 1906 including Nov TO- 1906
:
Number notices of intention make final
befo the register ::
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
next LEGISLATURE
List of Successful Nominees As Far
As Heard From. ~

Holdover republicans; democrats; 40 hold.
over democrats; all others republicans. 3,
tt Running by sticker.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14
The Bismarek Trihnne.
BY M. II. JEWELL.
THE DAILY TRIBUNE,


Published every afternoon, except Sunday,
At Bismarck, North Dakota, is delivered by
carrier to all parts of the city at 50 cents per
a.onth. or SO per year. The uaily sent to any
address in the United States or Canada, post.
age prepaid, S. per year; $3.50 for SIX
mouths; $1.s5 for three months.
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Published every Friday; eight pages, con-
>Nning summary of the news of the week
local and foreign-particular attention being
uaid to state news Sent to any address, post
age paid, for 81 for one year; so cents for six
months; % cents for three months.
The Bismarck Tribune is the Oldest news.
aaper in the state-Weekly established June
a wide circulation and $ desirable advertis
ing medium. Being published at the capita
Of the state it makes a feature of state news
Of semi-ofi,ial character, and IS therefor,
heep the run of state afsairs-political, socia
and business.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14

Max y 70 have 4 local telephone en-
change Y,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-14


1906 filed that 2117 =
register
: Bismarck =
: in the Bismarck land district subject to homestead :
domain passing the Castle
bowl this north
German Bohemian
lands
Strong
in body lawadng and thrifty These people nermaryng
generation
a citizenship :
: : : = = I: : : :
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
On Business After All.

The manager in one Of the big de-
partment stores stood stock still outside
the, little box-like chamber which held
the telephone of the establishment, for
he was very startled manager indeed.
Within the chamber he could hear Miss
Jones, the stenographer, speaking; and
this is a scrap of the conversation the
scandalized man overheard:
~ love you, dear, and only you! I
am weeping my heart away! Yes, my
darling, speak to me once more!
love you dear-I love you SOL
The young woman rang off, and
stepped out of the cabinet te comfort
"Miss Jones,n he said, |that tele-
phone has been fixed where it: is for the
purpose of convenience in conducting
business, and not for lovemaking in Of.
flee hours. [ am surprised at you
Don It let it occur again!'
The young woman froze him with a
glance. 81 am ordering some new songs
from the publishers for No. 8 depart
ment, - she explained, icily.s i: And ther
the manager felt that this was a cole
world indeed. j. M. Johnson.
2209 Tenth Avenue S. +
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
A Shock All Around,

A Young girl sat in her bedroom
with a novel. Her hair was down and
her feet were in red slippers. Now and
then, extending her white arms, she
yawned.
You see, it was very late, and down.
stairs in the parlor her older sister
was entertaining a young man. She
naturally felt deep interest in the
entertainment. She was waiting to
hear how it would end.
And at last there was sound in
the hall, crash as Of closing door
and 1T was plain to the impatient girl
that that the young man had gone. She
threw down her book and, runnina
forth, peered over the balustrade dowr
into the hall s intense darkness
'Well, Maude," she said, " did you
There was no Immediate reply to the
question, There was a silence, a be
cullar silence, silence with a certain
strained quality on it. Then a mas
culine voice replied:
'She did, 10 n
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
Embarrassing, Very.

Harkins is one of those genial souls
who likes to be polite to everybody,
and the other day, when he sat down BY
a gentlemanly looking old man in the
streetcar, Harkins said:
Pleasant day, ism it,
"Heyq' responded the old man, with
his hand to- his ear.
- said it was a pleasant day.
"What say?'
II simply said it was pleasant
day s ~'r
Please speak leetle louder; 1 IN a
| trife hard o. hearin'. y
Pleasant day!D roared the red
faced Harkins, annoyed by the giggles
of some girls opposite him J. 7 ,sE.5
These pesky lectrics make so much
noise I kin hardly hear at all. If you III
be SO kind as to speak little - --- y
It's of no consequence! " screeched
| Harkins. s5< Re- b ,FSs b. i
/ - Heyq'' Z. 4 Il -.sss
| 8 Nothing nothing at all, sirl - s.s.; i;
What is it? What do you ask,
sir9n s
! "oh, nothing much Of anything!''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
SECOND PRIZE
This Story Gets So.
Masculine Criticism of a Woman

"Woman's curiosity is quality of
the mind beyond human comprehen-
SION said Mr.. Fletcher. "The ac-
tions of a woman / saw down town to-
day impress me with this fact. She
followed a man ten blocks just to read
a placard that was fastened on his
back. She was about to go home when
she caught sight of that t1aring red
poster tied to the man s back, and
curiosity got the better of her and she
followed him. He led her quite a
chase, but she never weakened, and
finally she got close enough to read that
notice.
Mrs. Fletcher reflected a moment.
What did it say?' she asked.
1T advised her to get her teeth
pulled somewhere on Sixth avenuo.'
Mrs. Fletcher thought again. "Where
were YOU all the time she was trying
to find this out?''
'Me?' said Fletcher. "Oh, I was
following the woman. / wanted to see
If she finally caught up with the man. -
Gibbon, MINI. George Moline.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
Door That Worked Both WAYS.

A prominent lawyer being asked to
address the graduates of a large college,
was too busy to prepare a subject, re-
lying on his ready wit to furnish one
As he entered the hall he noticed on
the door the sign "Push' Here was
an ideal subject for a lecture to young
men. Accordingly, on the platform he
Informed his audience that his subject
was one without which no one could
be sure of success
Gentlemen, on yonder door is the
key to a successful career.' he began.
Every eye turned to the door and
letters, the single word, "'Pull.' Amidst
the laughter the lawyer remarked sad
ly:
"It's a poor door that won't work
the same both ways' M. G.,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
THIRD PRIZE.
This Story Gets So.
Would Make Amends.

A man who was something of a gour-
mant, ordered dinner for himself and
for his party, which, from the menu,
should have been very palatable, but
apparently was not so. Course sue
the meal the host could restrain him
self no longer. He called up the waiter
and expostulated: 81 ordered a good
dinner and we have waited patiently
for some satisfactory dish. The soup
was failure, the fish was a disap-
pointment. the entree UNBEATABLE. and I
. am sorry to tell you that during the
whole dinner there was nothing worth
The waiter looked troubled for an
instant, and then, Frightening up. said
If you wait a moment, sir, 1 will
bring you the bill.' IN. H.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
Blufed the Office Bow.

Mark Twain does not cherish a fond
ness for the average otficeboy. He has
an idea that the genus is insufferable,
and invariably when the humorist sal
lies forth into some business office there
IS Immediate armed hostility between
him and the boy. :.
One day Mark went to see friend
at his office, and the officeboy on guard
in icy tones said:
NWhom do you wish to see?'
Mark mentioned his friends name.
What do, you want to see him
about9' came next from the boy.
Mark Twain immediately froze uI
and then with genial smile he said: :
hand in holy matrimony.
Mortified, MINI. ..-~-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
FIRST PRIZE.
This Story Gets So.
She Spoiled the Joke.

Jones, do YOU know why you are
like a donkev9''
Like a donkev?'' echoed Jones, in
"No.'
because your better half is stub
bornness itself.''
This greatly amused Jones' for he
saw in it an opportunity of getting
1t back at his wife. So when he got
home he said:
Mrs, Jones, do you know why I
am like donkey?'
He waited 4 minute for his wife to
give it up. But she only answered,
pitvinglv: 81 suppose. my dear, it is
because YOU were born that way.
Duluth, Minn. L. NJ.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
A Eugene Field. Story.

Eugene Field once sat wedeed into q
narrow space in a crowded streetcar.
when lady of stately bearing and un.
usually stout proportions, entered.
Mr.. Field Immediately arose, SAYING,
with grave politeness, as he lifted his
nat to the lady: "Take my seat,
The lady glanced at the Inadequate
space, and turned an icy glare upon
arm Of the man in the next seat,
r''Will you kindly give up your seat
ttoo?u he asked; and as the man arose
MIR. Field again turned to the lady and
said with undiminished gravity, VTake
both seats, madam 90
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
A Peaceful Hour.

Mrs. Jordan, who was going to the
dentist to have gold crown inserted
insisted upon her husband 8 going
along: While the dentist was arrang
ing his instruments, she kept chatterine
holding in his hand the rubber strip
which he places in the mouth during
the operation, turned to Mrs. Jordan
and said:
MADAM, if there is anything i'm
portant you would like to say to your
husband, please say it now, for you can
not talk when this rubber is in YOU
MOUTH
At this point Mr.. Jordan jumped uI
and said, s.Say, Doc, is that stuff very
expensive?' 49,, e-e
j. B.. A.
425 Ninth street S. .> =.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
Christian Science Applied.

One day Mrs. Blank, an ardent Chris
tian Scientist, met Johnnie whose father
was sick with typhoid fever Upon
inquiring about the health of the fam
ily. the small boy told her Of his
fathers sickness.
In reply, she said: p" No, my boy. your
father is not really sick; he only thinks
he is sick When anyone else asks you
as to his health, you must say, Father
In few days they met again. Upon
inquiring as to his fathers health,
Johnnie. who remembered we'll her for.
mer instructions. replied, "My father
thinks he is dead A. C. q.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-15
Was a Real Buster.

Robert, aged s, and always carefully
guarded by watchful mother lest he
learn some of the current slang of the
day, rather distinguished himself, the
other day, greatly to the discontinue
Of his fond and doting father.
The boy had been taken down town
Memorial Day, proudly arrayed in a
new suit of the Buster Brown variety
and while waiting for his father at The
office, was being petted and admired
by the photographer, much to his dis
gust: Said the gushing young lady
"What dear lit tie Buster Brown yor
are. My, I wishNI had new suit al
pretty as that! And what: nice
Further praise was rudely cut shor1
as Bobby brusquely remarked: Jaw
cut it out and give me my lid. Her,
comes the p 'rade.' ~ -,
Osakis, MINI. &C. E. Warberg.