The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-11
With the Long Bo,D
-'Eye natures walks shoot folly as II nios. .
Sad Fate of the Little Hot Dog of Commercials
ruption of One of the BestKnown of Our Industries
by Unwise Agitation Revelations Of a Sausage
or Scraps from My Packingtown Notebook.

or scraps from MY FacklngIOWu NoGeDOOk.
complain that the beef agitation has put
~ crimp in the hot dog business. The hot dog
is cheerful little all night sausage, highly spiced
and when right decorated with slap of horseradish
and coverld Of rye bread. Upon the rounder going
home with the under his feet and careless of all
Ingredients the hot dog falls like the benedction of
the streets. If overlooks the very patent fact
of the thumb Of the gentleman from southern Europe
placed upon the confection to hold it in position dur
ing its manufactures the little pup has most pleasing
beguiling flavor
But now comes Downtown sincair's Revelation
of the Sausage or Scrapings from Ny Packingtown
Notebook and the Hot Dog exotic droops on it's
stem and is withered in night That's the way with
popularity not built up the basis Of principles here
today and tomorrow in Golden Valley. Let the fate
of the Little Hot Dog of commerce be warning to
ALL
At the conference of the American Academy of
Medicine last week in Boston, what do you think DR..
Wood hutchinson of the Red Plains sanatorium in
California told the conventionR His remarks caused
stir because many of the physicians present were
of advanced age. Dr. Hutchinson said: -
''After has drunk of life the limit he ought
to be thrown into the scrap heap .s.. al
''It is lamentable spectacle said Dr. Hutchin-
son, "to an old man cnging to life with determ-
nation when his faculties greatly impaired. He
is only occupying the place that should be given over
to younger man." -. .. :.-... .~. .t-
have borne the burden and heat of the day the
scrap heap? Destroy the accumulated wisdom and
experience of two generations, because the step is
slow and the head little winter? .:...
Probably man ought to be allowed to express
any kind of fool inhuman idea he happens to have,
but of sometimes become ntolerant enough to
long to see official kicker hand him out good
stern
Kill old grandpa! And doubtless grandma too!
Kill old Uncle Mark Twain and Old Tom Edison!
My, but doesn't that make you warm
'tYes' said the beautiful young lady "we are
going abroad for the SUMNER
Going abroad! Gee If could get far abroad
Minnetonka we would feel like of those demmed
globe trotters, don't you know.
The trouble with Upton Sinclair is that he wants
the big killers and others who employ labor to treat
these like human beings even to the curtailment
of the semi-annual dividend These impractical and
sophomore ideas have even affected our energetic
wise agitation has resulted, seriously curtailng
foreign trade What we need is a good safe man in
still alive he would make an ideally 'tsafe' candi-
date. Allison of Iowa would fly off the handle
and interrupt dividends at moments notice. In
the democratic party Davis of West Virginia would
make good presidential timber
Giving away 100000 property to good cause
furnishes you with that cheerful upifed feeling that
makes breakfast taste good. ~:
If you don It believe this, try it once. Hunt up
something worthy and pass over Of careless like,
snker in the form of 100000 and see what won
derfu tonic it is to everybody who hears about it,
If you have neglected to accumulate the necessary
100000 you will be able, fall on you look
carefully, to detect poor widow with eight children
to whom ton of coal would have the appearance
Of the above sum and the presence of which in her
little shed would affect her to those tears Of gratitude
and solemn joy to which the presence Of the first edi-
tion Of ''Tamerane,o - Boston, 1928, in your library
would hardly draw from you. ....,O II .
@ There ought to be way by which more of u.s.
who would loosen up if we had it, could get hold Of
Asomethlng to let go OF. A. j. R. -