The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-29
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Dress suits can make snobs of ioi
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 Dress suits can make snObs of a ioi
 & % Some preachers are not only dog. matic but bulldogmatic. One of the peculiarities of the weak CT sex IS to wear an automobile bon net in the hope that its just barely possible she may be asked to ride In. q motor car. @ q lot of men get looked up to who just barely niss s gettstns in jail. <, All the world is 2 p,ayhcuse ana all the people in are sno"ins on. The quality of mercy is not strained we are told, but it's sometimes great strain for some men to show little mercy. r People who dwell in transparent dom. iclies should refrain from hurling in- '''' @ @ # acquire riches, but precious few havt riches thrust ugon B a thsT. g Society is a word that more than all others a woman likes to roll under
 @ % E About the only rising yonng man who really earns the title Is the one who gets up early and husties. waveS % of % girIs s hair therS t are seldom se saS any life-preservers thrown out to him. Lots of wrecEs of the sea of matr,. mOny are caused % bZ 'ssles." a When man lives wholly within himself he neesn't < 6Slt % his door. little learning about widows is A dangerous thing;
 % in an auto accident o for the he Sake al sus of the newspaper nctcEiety The mouth can ruin in a moment the brains work f9E 2 year The world is full of people who eith- CT look too far behind or too far e % g It's poor plan to walld to the altar of prayer over the necks of thy ene-
 # % % About the hardest fall a dreamer ever experiences is to drop to the level of common sense. Iris better to have eaten the Thanks giving dinner and fallen i'll than never to have waded into the turkey at ali- rsat The ws8s n vs cs9 r never CT h ag is because we reason with our stom- aehs. We have Homeric conceptions and porcine execution.
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 AppfOpEfate. (''Mayme always plays such an ap.. propriate piece. when Mir. BoFhe calls" ''The ai Last Hope."
 Knoc<ing; Elizabeth--Don't you think Mir. Blank Ethel-Yes, Indeed; It couldn't pos sibly grow on more than one.
 The Reason. 'Why don't you give large contr1bu- tions to the church?.' 'Because the preacher said small fac vOrs thankfully ressivsd' s Lives of presidents reminds us They are qutet-no fume or fuss, I'll Roosevelt smashed all preeedents-s Isn't Teddy strenuous?
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 In Alabama. Up North they're having
 Ice and snow. The winds Of winter
 Rage and blow. The flowers lie withered,
 And no more Is heard the bird songs
 Der and o'er. But way down South
 lis bright and warm. Within the city
 On the farm The roses nod
 So dreamily. In Alabama
 would be. The mercury is
 Dancing round, Just like a June bug
 On the ground. Up North where ieicles Da Upon your whiskeFS,
 And the sting
 Of snowhakes hit you
 In the eye, Until you shriek. Oh me--oh my" Down South the birds
 Mid roses sway Tn Alabama
 Let me stay. Dreams for All. Coal is scarce
 But amt goin' ter kick. Kase times is slow. With a handful O fire
 And lot Q gall I dream O tn spring.
 There's dreams for us all So I live each day With a biF O song. A crust O bread | Ard a faith tAats strong AL@& got much ,, What the world would call.