The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-19
Short Cuts

Some people believe it is easier to
grow boards than brains.
Professor Todd will not even allow
the paint makers to paint the town
red
A Pennsylvania couple have been
married 81 years. What a case of for
titude?
Senator Tillman has one strong
point. He can gather crowd. So
can dog fight.
Even money they will all be playing
foot ball next season, if not, what will
take its place?
Ben Franklin got more notoriety for
his Kite flying operations than most
boys now days.
Mrs. Chadwick has finally consented
to serve her term in prison That is
wonderful concession to make.
III the honeymoon were measured by
the time the parties do not quarrel, the
railroads would save half the tickets,
1t will be relief to the public
when Miss Alice is at last Mrs. Long
worth. It's only just a wedding, that's
ALL
Democratic candidates are not fall
ing over each other as yet to secure n
gubernatorial nomination in Minne-
sofa.
A setting hen never gets fat. That's
why breaking away from the old states
and coming to North Dakota shows in
telligence.
Pitchfork Tillman for once curbed
his noble rage in the U. S. Senate and
the democratic editors are now throw
ing boquets at him for being good
Home talent at Crosby are to put
on the comedy drama, THE Cheerful
LIAR, and the papers in that thriving
locality allow the actors all have ex-
ceptional talents.
Now that every editor in the state
has taken an imaginary ride over the
new train SERVICE" we will probably
all be ready to come out of the smoke
and lay aside the pine.
The Trial County court house is to
be fine building costing $500. It is
TO hoped that the legislature enacted
within its walls will be of equally good
material and less expensive.
1t may develop. that Mr.. Lawson
himself does a little manipulating on
the side and that he would not stop
at chance to turn trick on Wall
street to line his pocket. These re
formers will all bear watching.
Editor Pierce Of the Grafton Record
was absent last week on a trim to the
twin cities. Poison Carrots was miss
ed from the columns of the Record
this week, but undoubtedly there will
be full account next week of that in
teresting characters experiences while
In the big cities
From recent happenings at Annap-
oils. 1t appears that the government
does not approve of tieing people up
by the thumbs, ice water baths, beat
lngs and brutality, even If the "braye"
Fellows who enjoy it do wear a blue
atnky dinky uniform and can strut
about on parade Soldiers are not
made from such fellows by any means.
kalamazoo, Michigan, the city with |
he odd name often the subject Of
stage banter, has man who was nit
ened six times within spase of two
lours. He then decided to try want
I'd to see If he would be more success
ul. Strange that some people never
'ealize the value of the. press until
hey have been bumped good and hard.
A fellow took OF. his hat in an ele-
Iator the other day and because a lady
vas passenger, dropped 1t, 1t caught
It IT, got his fingers barked and by the
lime he had recovered the tiislocated
lead piece, found she had gotten OF
It the floor below, Just where he got
n. He now wonders IL etiquette de-
hands such strenuosity. Some one
lease answer.
The Grafton Record calls attention
Q the need Of q gymnasium there for
he young people to exercise ia. Il Il
certainty that the z. N. C. a. build
ng Of this city and the fine opportun-
hes Afforded to spend an evening in Il
ealthy exercise does work 70 keen e. |;
be right pathway. moro young men
han any other institution III the city. |
ne point II we'll taken bys the Record.