The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-10
and Society
By Mrs J. NJ. deCottes.

that regime his iordship is in a jolly good hnmor twenty-nine or thirty days in each menth. and out of sorts just one day when the bills come in. Un- der the ether plan he would be fretful all the month save bill day when he would smile
 Did you motive ever how apoli- Eetic a man becomes after he has gone shopping in the interest of the larder and loaded 1t and the refrigerator with mepts, vegetables, and other perishable edibles that his wife will he kept busy week or moro trying to save?
 Poor fellow he was hungry when>he went marketing and in consequence she must use her best wits in drvis- ing plans to save the stuf by hashing and connecting salads and no one ever enjoys dish they are eating to save. It is too much like making ones diges- tive organs work for livirg. You see It's like tkis: lie was hung ry and the stake looked tempting. lie bought It He was still hungry and the roast locked good tc him. He bought it. He went into another shop He was still hungry. The brollers were fine He ordered some He was yet hungry. and the fish he craved He ordered some The same hunger pursued him when he entered the green grocer and he did bu with tine same relishes. He came homo and eat. with quite wholesome appetite the dinner provided for him. Then the orders pour ed in. He was hungry no more, but apologctic for week.
 Don't go q shopping for the larded when you are hungry. dear man.
 
 great lover If m isis and wu' is :, musician as well. was purchasing a photograph and in the selection of records proved herself lover of the best classic numbers. Ghe picked out vocai selections by Caruso, Eamcs, Sembrfch. and Calve. and instrumental ones by equally great artists She went into extacies over the grand Or chestrai records she selected and de- lighted on the violin masters work. After paying for them and just as she was leaving with u most satisfied aii concerning her purchase. she turned ana said:
 "oh, I forgot. I must get few rec ords that will please Mr. and the children.
 I was surepiticiously watching her and the selections decided on to please Mr.-- and the children included: Every Body Works But Father"
 Honey Does You Love Your Babe.' Rufus Rastus Johnsingl Brown My Cabin Do Swings Back for You" and few rag times to fill in.
 Poor man" heard him say with a plaintive note in his voice." am so tired eating the neck and back of the chicken. I believe some day I will have me 0 whole fried chicken and
 ~ts t @fk af I,A foot of the table and serves to family of six children and wife. three hun dred and sixty-five days in the year. How could he ever get a choice piece!
 hoped he would carry out his threat and have one all to himself some day. said to him after hearing of his brave speech. Do when you get that chicken all to yourself let me know how you enjoy It."
 "Ah," he said. that will never be. It is but a dream
 Dear little man he Is only six years old but he will be a man some day. He was going to take his first trip on the train by himself and could not sleep for thinking and planning Mama he said think I ought to take auntie one of my puppies.
 His mother knew that his and aun ties minds did not run just alike on the subject of dogs so to. let him down easy, she said: You couldn5t get him there. they won't allow you to take dogs on the train"
 He, the big little fellow; nothing daunted replied, T have thought Of all that and I have a way. i'll just take my gun on my shoulder, they will know I am a hunter and they will let my dog go"
 To see the joke you must take into consideration the size of the man. the | gun, and the dog.