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The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

..ad5ox entertained several din
,er onests at the Palace Hotel last even
iny IN honor of Mr.. and Mrs. -"
,bar T. Kuntze, who will san toI
dav on the Siberia for Japan. Among
tI,osa hidden were Mr.. and Mrs Horace
Pillsbury, Miss Linda Cadwahaoer, Nnis9
Ruth McNutt. Miss Marjorie aosse
Ivn. Miss Gertrude Josseiyn,
Genevievc King. Thornweh AluiidilS
Maxwell McNutt. Gerald Rathoone anu
Frank King.
A large reception will mark the ioi
NAL opening of the new Hahnetnanii
HOSPITAL on Tuesday, April 10, FOR the
event is one to interest society at large
attracting the combined attention OF tns
charitably inclined and the patronage Oh
our very prominent folk whose innuence
is so essential in all public matters.
The hospital will be Thoroughly
equipped with every appurtenance ior the
maintenance and PRONUNCIATION Oh inVa-
lids comfort, much of the enterprise IN
this direction being due to the watchfui-
ness and discretion of DR.. James n.
Ward. who has additionally obtained oy
private subscription 90o,VvV 10 49,
tuition.
Those to receive the guests will De the
members of the executive committee
aided by the corps of nurses in UNIFORM
Dr. Haruand Law, w. w. Van Arsdale'
w. P Fuller, Marshall Hale and z. H.
Lilienthal.
The outgoing passengers on the Siberia
today will include Mrs. Robson, Miss
Helene Robson, Miss Genevieve King
Mr.. and Mrs Herrick and Miss Herrick
of Boston Miss King, with the Herricks,
will be gone for several months. but the
Robsons are to make only flying trip.
Miss Alice Sullivan is also sailing for the
Orient. where she will travel for few
months.
Captain Merrill leaves today with the
Oregon for Bremerton. at which port he
will shortly be joined by Mrs. Merrill and
Miss Doreas Merrill All will go East
during the summer or upon the passing
from commission of the battleship.
Mrs Phoebe Hearst, with her niece
Mrs. Flint (Anne Apperson) have ar
rived in Paris from a leisurely trip
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07
- - THE SMART SET = =
BY SALLY SHARP

.,-o,,,h sicily. Mrs Hearst is prepar-
80, for the homeward voyage. to be pres
en4 at the dedication of her gift to the
~ ,,,,trsrs;tv. the Hearst Memorial building,
a. berkeley, during the summer.
NJ and Mrs. Giles Easton have gone
s.on, this side to a nome on Jackson
streat. Oakland, one occupied many years
~, the Edison Adamses- They, in turn,
have taken the Jackson-street home in
this citv Of the Robert Wattses, who have
t,st established themselves at the ST.
D,,nstan,s but who at present are max
ing n short visit to Paso Robies.
Mrs Harry Kierstedt VIII leave within
few days for Alaska, where Or. kier-
stedt is stationed
Miss Edith Mccabe is spending a few
weeks in Southern California
Mrs Fernando Phngst. who spends the
season in town at the Pleasanton' is pre-
naring TO leave for her summer nome at
jacksonville by June l.
Miss Ethel Thomas of Montana VIII Do
the guest this month Of Mrs. Henry Um0-
sen at Burlingame.
Mrs 7. Downey Harvey will leave Tor
her Eastern and European trip next Tues
day.
Mr. and Mrs. Heber Tilden are about 10
migrate to MEMO Park, where they viii
enjoy the delights of their summer home
Bachelor's Bride musical farce oy
Miss Marie Keller Of this city, VIII De
given tonight at California Club Hall as
a charity benefit, under the patronage OF
Miss Jennie Blair, Mrs. ]. E. Birmins-
ham Mrs. George Carr. Mrs. Warren ID.
clark. Mrs. w r. Cluness. Mrs Watson
n Fennimore, Mrs. E. Clemens Horst
Mrs. Clinton Jones. Mrs. Clarence Martin
Mann. Mrs. John Martin. Miss Susie Nc
Even. Mrs. John Dempster Mckee. Mrs.
n M. A. Miller. Mrs. F. G. Sanborn'
Mrs. Charles w. Slack. Mrs Oscar Sutro'
Mrs. James Alva Watt. Mrs A E. Wei
rnqton. Mrs. L. A. Kelly, Mrs W. >.
Davis. Mrs. W. A. Boole. Miss Lila L.
Roole and Miss Kate Hutchinson.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07
DISCOVERY OFF AMERICA.

'I have received good deal of credit
for discovering America said the ghoSt
of Christopher Columbus to the ghost OF
Americus Vespucius.
al know you have" remarked the ghost
of the latter navigator. land l admit that
you are entitled to the credit for first
discovering it permanently, but 1 would
respectfully call your attention to the fact
that America was considerably in the
habit of being discovered temporarily be-
fore that time
Put it that way If you please" OBJ
served the ghost of Columbus. Just be-
tween ourselves, what bothers me is the
question whether or not 1 am entitled to
any of the credit
who should be If you are not?" the
other phantom inquired.
well, I am not sure, but have sus-
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signal the tongues Of those men were
loosed. We didn't hear about thing
from that time on but touring cars, run
abouts, cylinders, exhaust valves crank
shafts. lubricators. running brakes, isni-
tion, transmission, and I don't know
what besides. They forgot all about the
box at the theater till we reminded them
And do you think those men knew a
thing that was going on upon the stage?
Bless you, they were heavy-eyed until an
automobile appeared. That started them
again.
From all Of which it would certainly
seem that the wife of an auto enthusiast
has her own troubles.
But in spite of all she says I believe
she is a fortunate sort OF woman after
all. Auto-mania is not as harmful as
others. She might be thankful the hobby
which distracts her husband is such a
healthful and helpful one. Unless it leads
to extravaganza she ought not to COM
plain.
She could have lots of fun herself, 7
doubt not. If she would interest herself
in the same pastime. sharing hag hus-
bands delight and enthusiasm
That Is the best course 1 can think Of
for her to follow. The next time L ses
that woman,I believe I'll tell her so.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07
DEFECTS OF CRIMINAL LAW.

u IGIT remedy for lynch Jaw
that punishment for outrageous would be
as lynch law makes it. This view is well expounded
paper IN the Atlantic Monthly by George W. Ager who points
the prevalence ynchng United evidence
need of law reform The inecency of present
punishment not the sole
of the frequency of ynchng but it the chief
that preceded the efforts suppress ncng
comparatively easy task call public opinion almost
part but only minor part the impulse among
may punish the guilty The essential incentive the
legal techncae and other laws delays and nefcences
permit the escape of the criminals
Age illustrates his point by examples the defeat of
justice by OF legal procedure which
appear qubbes outraged community must sweep
aside way they will be humbugged by
their lawyers One of these illustrations
ritor deputy marshal murdered in cold blood by
named Brown He time the
Supreme Court the finding The escaped pun
ishment and the that the trial Judge technical
OF the his charge There was
question OF Browns guilt but because the Judge school
boy perfect paragraph his charge the scoundre
clever lawyer could make the stronger
than the people punish it.
Territory deputies talking Brown case One
these had arrested Brown the of the murder
said that the defeat OF justice because the trial Judge had
my mistake when the people wanted lynch Brown and
THAT in the
don't know what kind of law they in Wash
Down here Indian Territory they need the kind that
blood bones iand the won't way"
Another cited that the famous the
notorious boodlers which Folk won so much nrase
ton the whole country have ali been reversed by tbe bah [ p
technical Lynch law stopped but in
of the facts showing the failure of the regular channels OF
place all the blame Judge Lynch. The all i'm
ortan thing prevent and punish ouage far better for
regular law to do it than for lynch but be done
New Jersey inquiry The thrifty
little protecting home ndustsPhadepha North
American
Being naturally of thrifty Jr depores
the sowing wild the market pce-Btmore
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07
RANDOM PHILosoPHY

Some men are like mirrors; they
merely reflect the person who chances
to stand in front of them.
Never he sure that woman is beau
tiful until you have seen her at all
times of the day.
And don't be so certain that man
is good until you have tried him under
a wide diversity of circumstances.
Ambition may be doubtful goddess.
but she builds nearly all of the worlds S
successes.
You may find many things in this
diversified old world, but never man
who has climbed as high as he would
like to mount.
If life offered no gilded baubles to
men. many of us would not know what
to do with ourselves
Don't think it strange that Blarkum
chooses bad associates. Who should
know where he belongs so well as he?
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07
LITTLE wILLIE,s VIEW

VIEWS.
My ma says at she thinks she'll make
preacher outen me,
An i don't say SO very much.
But still don't agree.
Fer I know somethin better yit
Ats sure ter s'prise the town.
An wen git ter be man
I'm goin' ter be clown.
Err p'raps I'll be a pirit bold,
Ter roam the ragn sea;
Though my pa said at he'd make
A business me:
So I don't know jist wat I'll be.
An I keep guessin' yet,
But. anyway. my ma an pa
Ii be supprized I bet
"It is understood that her father com
PEELED him to marry her"
81 guess catch the idea-sort of q
safety match, wasn't it?"
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

GIBSON SHOULDER EFFECT.
THOSE smart tailored Russian
blouses which have taken such
an important place In children's
wardrobes for the past few years
lose none of their favor: rather is
1t on the increase, judging from
the new spring and summer lines
displayed so attractively in all chill
dren's departments. The Gibson
shoulder effect is new note in
many Of these. and as becoming to
the little wearer as it is new. Here
the shoulder is built out well over
the sleeve by means of the deep
Gibson pleat, double stitched, and
three broad box pleats, unstitched,
run from the neck and shoulder to
the deep hem. also stitched The
stitched belt is in two pieces, the
front portion cut in a deep point,
effect. This is buttoned on to the
straight part, which runs through
straps attached to the dress under
the arm at the waistline. The
back is pie ated in the same man
ner as the front. Full bishop
sleeves are pleated into the turn
back cuffs. stitched at the upper
edge. The broad laydown collar
is separate and may be of the
same or a different material from
the little dress. The broad-brimmed
sailor, with its floating streamers,
is fitting accompaniment.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

THE ARMY-Subscriber, City. An en-
listed man in the United States army may
rise from the ranks to a second lieuten-
ancy, and from that position may be ad-
vanced. When he comes up for examina-
ton he must be as proficient as one who
has had course of study in the military
academy at West Point. AS a rule, the en-
listed man has the advantage of practical
experience in the army. which the West
Pointer has not.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

A CORNER-J. T., City. The site of
the building that is being erected at
Fourth and Mission streets, one frontage
being on the side of Mission street far
thest from Market and the other on
Fourth farthest from Third. is on what is
commonly called the southwest corner of
Mission and Fourth streets. As shown by
the compass Mission street runs north
east-southwest, and Fourth street runs
northwest-southeast.
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- - OCCIDENTAL ACCIDENTALS ~ -
BY A. j. WATERHOUSE.
picion that perhaps Mrs Columbus should

picion that perhaps Mrs. Columbus should
be-"
What do you mean?''
well, If you won't give it away-for I
am willing to accept the credit-it was
| one night, and l got home at 4:25 a. m.
You see, lodge kept me late that night"
The ghost of Columbus accompanied the
last remark with a spectral wink, and the
ghost of vespucius responded in kind, but
neither of them said a word before the
former continued:
well, when ! got home Mrs. Columbus
had grown tired of waiting and had locked
the door against me. i was rather glad of
this. for you know yourself that 1t is bet
ter to be outside of the house than in it
under such circumstances. / went to a
hotel and slept with less Interruptions
than should have received at home.
This was all right enough. but the next
morning Mrs. Columbus decided that she
wanted to see me and tell me what she
thought of me, so she came to the hotel.
Fortunately, there was a fire-escape from
my room, and so / got away. Mrs. Co
lumbus had the persistency of her sex,
and so | need not enter into the details Of
how she followed me to Madrid, Cadiz
and other places. Finally 1 hired a ship
and got away just in time to leave her on
the beach. The last words 1 heard her
say were. If ever you come back III
/ couldn't understand the rest after that.
We'll, l was in deuce of a fix. 1
didn't like to sail on into those un-
known seas, and, besides that. my
men mutinied and said they would be
blowed If they proposed to go on until
they dropped off over the edge This was
embarrassing to me, but all the time
In my minds eye l could see Mrs. Co
lumbus fooling around on that beach
and waiting for me to come back. What
could do except sail on and on and
on. until at last l discovered America?
No other feasible course was open to
me, you see.'
We'll, / remained in America until /
received cablegram saying that Mrs.
Columbus was dead. l felt sorry for
the poor girl, to be thus early deprived
of her satisfaction but / returned and
received plaudits, chromos and a fine
stone cell in handsome jail. But ever
since then I have been puzzled to know
whether Mrs. Columbus or 1 is entitled
to the credit for discovering America.
What do you think?"
The ghost of Vespucius said derned
If it could tell.
But we, who are later and wiser,
know that 1t really makes no difference.
Any way, America was discovered by
somebody and it gave birth to free
nation and the Standard Oil Company,
and that is enough for anybody to
know.
They christened their baby Adolphus
Fitzallen Podger Jones'"
How did the baby seem to stand it?"
1T died"
Sensible little cuss.'
Yes. / know. mamma, that kissing
may disseminate microbes, but"
What what?"
George says he is willing to take his
chances on them. and don't you think I
should be equally brave?'
rs he a patient man?'
Il should say so! His wife belongs to
four clubs
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

II often wonder what makes you so
thoughtful OF your wifeP'
you wouldn't wonder If you knew my
wife better."-Houston Post.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

AsSESsMENT-B. c.. City. BY ad-
dressing a letter of inquiry to the As
SCISSOR of San Joaquin County. Stockton,
you will be informed as to that which
you desire to know relative to assessing
property.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

Townsend's California glace fruits
and choicest candies in artistic fire.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

dollar box would be too much to pay
for II.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07
Answers to Queries.

ROOsEvELT-Subscri City. Theo-
dore Roosevelt was born October "a. 1855,
which was on Wednesday of the week
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

Special Information supplied daily m
business houses and public men bv tbe
Press Clipping Bureau (Allen's). 80 Cali
fornia street Telephone Main l042.
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rs he patient man?"
Il should say so! His wife belongs to
four clubs
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

He said that the rare flush on her
cheeks was delight to his eyes.
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

Yes, ! know. mamma, that kissing
may disseminate microbes, but"
What what?''
George says he is willing to take his
chances on them. and don't you think I
should be equally braye?'
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

She didn't say a word. but she
thought that it ought to be, or else a
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

Being naturally thrifty John D. Rockefeller Jr deplores
the sowing the market preBalmore
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

They christened their baby Adolphus
Fitzallen Podger Jones'
How did the baby seem to stand it?'
1T died"
Sensible little cuss."
The San Francisco call., 1906-04-07

Jersey inquiry The thrift
little induries-Phladelpha Mort
American
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-02-02

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Take Up Dairyins.

No section of the Middle West
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sofa, and no branch Of farming
yields as good returns, as dairy
ing. Tn is being true it is suprpris.
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Rushnore.

-
E. s. Wemple and Hans Smith
transacted business at Worthington
one day last week. g. .->% z
". E. James enjoyed a visit
from his brother John of Mime
apolis, last week. .:=
A. N. Peterson has returned from
an extended visit with relatives at
Dodgeville, Wiz. f.
Warner Mailing uist has removed to
this place from Lester, Iowa, where
he has been employed in a grain
elevator. IS, ! : $3.50 :. = =: =
Rushmore ice houses rare being
filled with ice from Okabena lake,
Worthiptgon. There are now three
good ice houses in our village.
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!. The Value or CornstaIks.

The value OF corn fodder in feed
ing cattle for market was found, in
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ton. This being true, it would
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The most profitable ration for
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braska farmers ponder longer over
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Cows in milk consume twice as
much water as those not giving
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