The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-07-07
Dineo from the Dino
JANCS 0ARToN ADAMS


An| saw.d-of .is,v sleeve
But. honest, what . Their aIni.s
In showing shoUlder chains
And letting the glad sunlight kiA
The knuckles OF the arms,
Stick To EN- grl.. though you he scorned
By cranks from coast To coast
For beauty hat is unadorned
l. sure adorned the most.
The dispatche. tell of a snake being
photographed on the arm of . woman
by stroke Of lightning. Must have
been Jersey lightning.
II almost smacks of criminal reRli-
geucei No one has yet ask ed the Swim
ming Sage Of Esopus what he thinks Of
the Bryan revival.
They may next accuse. our western
potatoes Of being diseased. Afflicted
~ilh astigmatism or catarscts IN the
eyes.
ioNity ioi you tnAt 1eCipe
The German kaiser drinks only Mexican
coffee and beer is fast becoming the po,.
ular drink in Mexico.
The woman suffragists of Oregon will
make another effort to throw off the
the CALLING chsins Of slavery two years
hence. II at FIRST you don't succeed
have cry aud try, try again, dear
women.
Coburn of Kansas. who declined the
United States sena;orship. doesn't drink
smoke nor swear, and he didn't pro-
pose TO go to Washington and contrac.
such statesman habits at his time of
life.
II Alex Bergman really hankered for
Emma Goldman he should be allowed
to possess her in peace. Nobody else
wanted her.
The New York Globe prints a. article
The Value of Smiie" Not being fs
miliar with cost price we cannot even
guess at its real value, but here in the
West when you buy one you only pe,
ten cents change out of quarter.
A Leavenworth preacher had this line
printed on the bottom of some
score cards at a base ball game: "If YOU
are fan, go to the PRESBYTERIAN church
tonight and hear he Rev. d. Elwooa
lneout few hot ones" But the scheme
didn't work. The fans knew that there
would be no umpire in the game for
them to cuss and throw things at.
scientific authority says that the
United States in 1904 produced 90 per
cent of the worlds known product OF
natura. gas. II should be borne in mind
however, that 'o4 was presidential cam.
paign year.
The ito the pure all things are pure"
Old maxim don't hold good
Since We have learned the packers cure
for decomposing food
MIR. Bryan declines TO express an op.
ion of the Russian parliament. He be-
longs to church, you know, and mu st be
careful in what he says.
why is Roosevelt silent" asks q
Des Moines paper. Something wrong
with the editors hearing. He ne eds an
ear trumpet.
The president advises the girls to keep
their eyes Oh the stars. A pleasant
proposition when on the verandah on
clear nights with the head resting on a
shoulder from which an encircling arm
protrudes.
1t IS alleged that Secretary Shaw has
six toes on each foot. And there are
many who believe that he will have to
dig every one of them in deep if he sue.
ceeos In scaling the presidential hill.
1t is now proposed to have every egg
placed in cold storage marked with the
date OF entry. Would it not be better
to have an automatic rubber stamp at
tached to each hen that would stamp
upon the eggs the date and hour Of
birthe
Don't savey nothin" bout what YOU
call trills,' says Mountain Pete, in re-.
ferring to prima donna whom he had
heard sht,N