Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-01-27
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pe convicted at any time.-Town Top
icS.
hnieker-What became of Chaur-
feur! Bocker-He absent-mindedly
crawied under mule to see why it
didn't go.-New York sun.
Judge-Sx months. Cos Cob Con
An wot relief! Now kin stop
worrying about where I'm going ter
spend de summer.-~Puek.
But why do you live in the city if
You don't like it,? u have to live
here to make money enough to keep
up my country place. FIX.
knicker--So your wife went TO the
country to study natures book? Book
er-~ies, and from the size Of her no
tel bill 1t must be among the six hest
sellers,-Ex.
Mrs. knieker-How long will YOU
be away this summer? Mrs. Rocker
i don't know, | shall stay $1,000
at the seaside and $500 at the noun
talns, New York Sun.
Doctor ito pressing creditorl-If YOU
must bring your bin every day. at
least You might come with your head
tied up, so that people would think
you We're n patient,-London Tit-Bits.
\ young theolegon named Fiddle
refused 20 accept his degree:
For said he, "'tis enough to be Fid-
die.
Without being Fiddle d. ID"
Puck.
Benham~-I have had my life in
sured for five thousand dollars i'm your
favor. Mrs Benham Well, IN be
siad TO have the money, but think
you've oYerestimated your value
Smart Set.
Say" asked the first messenger
boy got any novels to swapY II
got 'Snake-foot Dams "evcnge,'" re
pied the other. rs It Il Ion story p
Nav! We kin finish II e' in two
messages. p Philadelphia ,ss.
What is your order, ~" asked
the waiter Bring me some frenzied
eggs, said the man with the napkin
tucked under his chin And presently
there was distinctly audible scram-
bic in the kitchen, Chicago Tribune.
Al the Hub-A New Yorker was
visiting In Boston, Seeing parrot in
a cage, he asked: Does Polly want
a cracker Il require no sustenance
from you whatever, replied the Back
Bay bird. with hautenr. Exchange.
THAT Mrs. Snaggs is too much Of
Il aristycraft fur me to mngle wild. :"
"H0w's thatF' she was knocked
down by pushcart and she had il
put into the paper dat she was hit by
m automobile Detroit Free Press.
Boss began the beggar. won't
yer help poor" See hore! In.
terrupted Goodheart II gave YOU
some money last week" We'll gee
whlz! amt yer earned any more
since Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Mother-W Willie, you must stop ask
Ing your father questions Don't you
see they annoy him? Willie-No Nom;
1t amt my questions that annoy him.
It's the answers he can't give that
make him ad.-Philadclpbia Ledger.
See here" cried the bill collector,
this bill I've been bringing here SO
often is getting worn out, and 70 is
my patience" "Gee whiz man." re-
piled the debtor. so is your welcome,
if you only knew it, Philadelphia
Press
Miss Peechic-l want a hammock
that VIII not break down Polite clerk
Can't guarantee any Of EN-, miss
Miss Peechle- why that's strangei
Polite Clerk Not at all We'd do 1t lf
you were homely girl but---''---
Cleveland Leader
Il think" he said, that | am now
just about even with the world"
Even with the world Even with
the world Yes 1 figure that
have now reached point where owe
inst about as many people MS don't
owe Brooklyn Eagle.
Tramp It is needless to ask you
the question. madame You know
what want Lady Yes, 1 know
what yon want badly, but I've only
one bar Of soap ia the house. aud tho
servant is using it. Come again some
other time. Glasgow Times
He-As soon as we are married.
dearest / will take out an endowment
insurance policy, So that YOU may be