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The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Wednesday,.

Washington, April 26.-The ears of
the American farmer must have
burned yesterday because of the eulo-
gies and tributes to his untiring en-
ergy, his devotion and la patriotism
which were paid him by members of
the house during the consideration of
the agricultural appropriation bill.
The presidents message recon-
mending an appropriation of $500, 600
for Mare Island navy yard was read
and referred to the committee on APP
preparations
The senate again spent most of the
day discussing the various provisions
of the Indian appropriation bill. but
did not conclude the consideration of
that measure.
Mr.. Tillman made an effort to have
day fixed for vote on the railroad
rate bill, but was again unsuccessful
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
CAR OF RUSSIA IS A CRAZY MAN
ARISToCRACY is AS MUCH OP.
PRESSED AS THE PEAS.
ANTRY.

New York, May /. THE car?
He has nothing to do with the affairs
in Russia. He is insane"
Ivan Norodny. the Russian revolu-
zionist, who is staying at the club of
settlement workers at No. 8 Fifth ave
nue., was the speaker.
Everybody in Russia knows it," he
continued. They know it as people
know here some scandal of some great
man, which has never become known,
is never mentioned in the newspapers
and yet is known TO everybody except
the extremely msophisticated.
Is Crazy Man.
so it is known in Russia that the
car is crazy man. He is terrorized.
He is weakminded. He is out of his
head with fright and incapability He
is irresponsible. The country is ruled
the Trepoffs, by the political gang that
has possession of it,
Norodny has practically lived in an
officers uniform for the last two years.
In this disguise he mingled freely
with the officers in their clubs, heard
their plans, passwor(N and discussions
and then went out to warn the revolu-
tioniSts.
Norodny clears up many little points
in the situation which are obscure to
Americans. Among other things, it is
hard for the average American to I'M
derstand how so many princes and 9TH
er titled persons came to be mixed up
in the revolutionary party.
Aristocrats Oppressed.
why, they are as much oppressed
as any one" said Norodny Russia
is not governed by the aristocracy. but
by the bureaucracy The bureaucracy
is a political clique that has possession
of the government. Members of the
old aristocracy have been arrested, i'm
prisoned, eXiled and hanged by this
bureaucracy as we'll as peasants.
Most of the leaders of the revolu-
ton are from the aristocracy.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Observation-Disclosures" Club.

George AIDE was talking with a
friend the other day when the name OF
a third man was mentioned
do you know him." AIDE was ask.
ed.
ooh, yes" replied the author HE
belongs to the I-knew-him-when club.
What club is that?" the friend ask
ed.
"Oh those are the fellows back
home who talk about me and say
Why, | knew him when he was work
ing around here and you'd never think
he was going to amount to anything.
1t has a big membership"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Saturday..

Washington, April 30--The senate
Saturday passed the Indian appropria-
ton bill Several hours We're devoted
removing the restrictions frtm the
allotted lands of the Choctaws, Chero-
KEGS, Chickasaws, Greeks and Semi
noles, except full-bloods. An amend
ment was offered and amended to suit
those who favored it. A point of order
was made against the provision and
sustained by the vice president.
Mr.. Williams, the minority leader Of
the house, concluded his speech begun
Friday, occupying the floor for two
hours.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
AWFUL SUFFERING.
From Dreadful Pains from Wound on
Foot-System All Run Down

From Dreadful Pains from Wound on
Foot-System All Run Down
Miraculous Cure by Cuticura.
Words cannot speak highly enough
for the Cuticura Remedies. l am now
seventy-two years of age. My system
had been all run down. My blood was
so bad that blood poisoning had set
in. ! had several doctors attending
me, so finally l went to the hospital
where l was laid up for two months
My foot and ankle were almost be-
yond recognition. Dark blood flowed
out of wounds in many places and l
was so disheartened that l thought
surely my last chance was
slowly leaving me. AS the
foot did not improve, you can
readily imagine how l felt l was
simply disguised and tired of life.
stood this pain, which was dreadful,
for six months, and during this time
l was not able to wear a shoe and
not able to work. Some one spoke to
me about Cuticura. The consequences
were / bought set of the Cuticura
Remedies of one of my friends who
was a druggist, and the praise that
gave after the second application is
beyond description; it seemed mir
acle for the Cuticura Remedies took
effect Immediately. / washed the foot
with the Cuticura Soap before apply
ing the Ointment and l took the Re
solvent at the same time. After two
weeks treatment my foot was healed
completely. People who had seen my
foot during my illness and who have
seen it since the cure, can hardly be-
lieve their own eyes. Robert Schoen-
hauer, Newburg, N. Y. August 81,
1906"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
A Sure Sion.

Col Charles w. Larned, professor of
drawing at West Point, stood in the
sunshine under an elm.
THE spring is rather backward, SIR
said cadet
ooh, no." said Col. Larned.
"The daffodils, the crocusses and vi
Diet insisted, respectfully.
Nevertheless" said Col. Larned
there is no doubt that spring is really
here at last"
"Why, sir, do you think SOP" the ca
det asked.
Because all the comic artists" said
Col. Larned, have now begun to put
vegetation in their backgrounds
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
On&ress.
Resume of the Weeks
Proceedinds.
Tuesday,.

tuesday.
Washington, April 26.-The senate
spent almost the entire day upon the
consideration of the Indian appropria-
ton bill, and it had not been disposed
OF when the days session closed. A
number of minor bills, including one
relating to the operation of the coast
wise laws in the Philippine islands
We're passed. While it was under dis
cusslon some regret was expressed
over the failure of the house to act
upon the shipping bill.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Garfield Tea is Natures remedy fol-
liver and kidney diseases.
Habits of kinus.

The sovereigns of Europe have all
their own peculiar habits. For exam
pie, King Edward has way of pass
ing his finger backward and forward
under his chin; the German emperor
twirls his mustache with energy, while
the king of Italy strokes his gently and
affectionately; the emperor of Austria
combs out his whiskers and the car
frequently passes his hand over the
top of his head.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
CORPSE AT A PICNIC.
Teachers Make Gruesome Discovery on
Picnic Grounds.

Teachers Make Gruesome Discovery on
Picnic Grounds.
Glenwood, Mimi, May l. - A picnic
party of school teachers Saturday af-
ternoon discovered the dead body of a
man hanging by a rope from limb of
a tree in the picnic grounds near the
Morris cottage. The man apparently
had been dead several days. Papers
found on the dead man identified him
as Sigurd Dekkes, a native of Chris
tiania, Norway, who recently had been
living with his uncle, John Berg, near
this place. He was about twenty five
years old. 1t is said that the young
man. who was we'll educated, became
discouraged over his inability to Sc
cure work suited to his abilities.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04

been for Doan's Kid
ney Pills l would
not be alive today.
Seven years ago |
was so bad with
pain in the back,
and so weak that |
had to keep to my
room, and was in
bed sometimes six
weeks at a spell.
r @ q nn{ TWO ,,;+h
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Thursday.

Washington, April 27.--In the SEN
ate yesterday Mr.. Spooner spoke for
three hours on the railroad rate bill
and then gave notice that he would
continue his remarks to-day.
The bill making an appropriation Of
100000 for the employment of extra
labor at the Mare Island California;
navy yard was passed.
The agricultural appropriation bill
again furnished discussion in the
house yesterday although but few ref
erences were made to the bill
Under the latitude of general de-
bate the leaders on the Republican
side began medicine making" for the
approaching congressional campaign,
Mr.. Hepburn QowaD predicting that
tariff revision and protection will fur
nish the main issue of the campaign.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
One Recommendation.

st. Vitus was speaking of the cele-
brated dance that had been named in
his honor.
ITO be sure" he said, "it isn't grace
full. You can't call it the poetry of mo-
ton. But it has one good point-it can
be performed without music"
Rejecting, however, that some one
might suggest Songs Without Words
as an appropriate accompaniment for
the dance, he fastened to change the
subject.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Two Floaters in CHICAGO.

Chicago, May 1. = The bodies of
two men were discovered floating in
the Chicago river near Eighteenth
street yesterday, both apparently hav-
ing been in the water for at least two
months
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Furnishing the Proof.

"You say your mistress is asleep?"
Eyes, ma'am, and can't be disturbed
Come, now, are you sure she is
asleep?"
"Of course she is. Can't you hear
for yourself? There, now"
And down from the upper region
f1oated a sound that suggested the
deep nasal hum of an asthmatic from
bone.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
In Pinch. Use ALIENS Foor.EAsE

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and improving nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
by all druggists, csc. Trial package
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE
Roy, ~ v
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
SHINE BRETHREN's SHOES.
Church Women in Washington, Raise
$500 Relief Fund

Washington. May l. = The women
of All Souls Unitarian church have hit
upon a novel expedient of shining the
shoes OF the male members of the con-
gregation as a means of raising money
for the California sufferers. About
TWENTY-FIVE of them were thus occupied
at the parlors of the church three
days, and their net receipts averaged
more than $100 a day.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
An Eccentric PhilanthronIst

James Eads How, the eccentric ST
Louis philanthropist, who refused to
accept an Inheritance because he said
he did not have any right to money he
did not earn, is now planning to estab-
lish a sanitarium for inebriates and
victims OF the drug and cigarette hob
it's.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04

Doan's Kidney Pills. the kidney weak
ness was soon corrected, and inside
a week all the pain was gone. was
also relieved of all headaches, dizzy
spells, soreness and feelings of Ian
guor. strongly recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
WeIldiqqer Is Killed.

Velva. N D., April 2S.-Jay Tomlin
son of this place, welldigger, while
cleaning out a well on the Stafford
place about ten miles southwest of
this village, fell to the bottom and
was killed.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Floater in Chicago River.

Chicago, April 2s.-The body of a
man found floating in the Chicago
river was identified yesterday as that
of Frank Atterbury, forty-four years
old. Atterbury's parents who are
said to be wealthy, reside in London.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Dead Game.

Gunner-They say despite their
lethargicness, the people of Philadel-
phia are dead game sports.
Guyer-I should say they are dead
game sports. They still lplay ping
pong.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Fire Threatens Town.

Harrisville, w. Va, May /. - Fire
at O'clock yesterday morning threat
ened to wipe out the entire town, but
was subdued after causing loss Of
$4,000 The blaze started in the Ma
tional hotel.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
The Young Jacks Joke.

Yes" said the old mule, exercise
is good thing. / always believed in
it, but not on the towpath"
All" remarked his bright young
grandson. with self-appreciative hee-
haw, that was where you drew the
line, eh?''
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
How He Knew.

Wedderly-That milliner of yours
must be bird
Mrs Wedderly-Nonsense. She has
neither wings nor feathers.
Wedderly-Yes, but just look at this
bill of hers.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
A Straight Diagnosis.

DR.. Kandor-Your complaint is
quite serious; it's chronic, in fact
Mrs Ayling-There, now! l knew
DR.. Kandor-Yes, madam, you are
just chronic complainer. and there's
nothing else the matter with you.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
etc permanently cured. No nervousness afte1
I'LL rst days DR. kline's Great Nerve
Or Send for FREE 02. 90 trial bottle and treatise.
An Improvement.

"Chicago is to have bank that will
run night and day"
Good. Too often it is the Chicago
banker who does the running"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
The One Bill He erudoes.

Visitor-What is Col. Bourbon
ing?
Louisville Man-Oh, this is the day
when he has to pay his water tax.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Aanru,s Adu,ntane

Pearl-Helen married? Why, she
told me that she wouldn't accept the
best man that walks.
Ruby-Well, Harry don't have to
walk He owns an automobile.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04

Garfield Tea, the herb laxative, is
mild, effective, heaith-giving-a fault
less preparation. 1t cures consultation
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
Soldiers Streaming In.

Special trains continue to bring in
reinforcements which are quartered
principally in the Champs de Mars, the
government tobacco manufactures and
the old dungeons at Vincennes.
The military governor of Paris has
taken suggestive action in requisition-
ing the extensive buildings of the
Tivoli Vauxhall for military uses. This
structure ordinarily is used for meet.
ings of the revolutionary party.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
PARIS is FULL OF SOLDIERS.
Two More Abortive Attempts to Wreck
the Western Railroad.

Paris, May l. - Premier Sarrien
yesterday gave warning to the d1sor-
derby element that the government
purposed dealing firmly with any out
breaks on May 1. The speech is the
first the premier has made in the cam
paign and it dealt with all kinds of
questions. But the prinsipal interest
attached to the governments attitude
on the menacing labor question.
The city is assuming distinctly
not yet been established, but soldiers
off duty throng the boulevards, sug-
costing the days of the Boulanger ex-
element
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04
SEVEN YEARS OF SUFFERING
Ended at Last Through Using Doan's
Kidney Pills.

Mrs. Selma Jones of 200 Main St..
Ansonia, Conn, says: IF it had not
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-05-04

Success is propelled by energy, not
by wishes.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-04-09
BROWNS IN BLUING WAcHTUB
Mother, Thinking Little One Is Hiding
From Her, Searches House, Then
Finds the Body
Snecial to The Herald

Special to The Herald.
NEW YORK, April S-Left alone i'll
the kitchen of his parents home at 764
East One Hundred and Fiftieth street
for a few moments yesterday afternoon,
Maurice Nagel, years old, fell into a
tub of bluing and was drowned. The
body was not found for an hour by the
child's mother. who had searched the
house and notified the police.
Having first carefully covered up the
large tub of bluing which stood on
box in the middle of the kitchen, Mrs.
NageI left Maurice playing on the floor
and went into the yard to hang up some
clothes she had washed.
Returning to the kitchen in few
minutes, Mrs. Nagel could not find the
child. Thinking he was hiding from
her, Mrs. Nagel, in a playful way,
started to search for him about the
house. At last she became alarmed,
for she could not find Maurice any
where, and, almost distracted, she ran
to the Morrisania police station, where
she told Sergt. Ryan she thought her
son had been kidnapped.
On her return home Mrs. Nagel hap
pened to remove the cover Of the tub
of bluing and there saw the body of
the boy. DR.. Edward Higgins, who
was called, said the child had been dead
an hour.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-04-09
MONTANA PLANS RACE MEETS
Butte, Helena, Great Falls, MlssouIa,
Billings and Other Cities to Hold
Joint Meetinus

The Montana fair and racing circuit
for 1905 is an enlarged one and as the
members of the circuit will hang up
trotting, pacing and running purses
to the amount of 100000 it is expected
that the season will be a record break
er in point of attendance of representa-
tive horsemen in the west and their
strings.
Meetings will be held at Butte,
Helena, Bozeman, Livingston, Great
Falls, Big Timber, Lewiston and Mis-
soula. The program at each city will
include two running and two harness
be on a basis of -best-in-thre
heats.
The Butte meeting opens August %
and continues to September 4. Six $1,000
stakes for harness horses and one $1,000
stake for runners are among the val
liable offerings of the association.
The state fair will be held at Helena
October IL, and this has been set as
the dates for the Helena meeting. Four
$1,000 stakes for harness horses and two
$1,000 stakes for runners, in addition to
the Montana Derby, comprise the larger
offering of the association.
Billings, Bozeman, Great Falls and
Missoula each offer four $1,000 stakes
for harness horses and Derby stake
for runners. Livingston offers two $1,000
harness stakes and a Derby stake for
runners.
The circuit members include many
of the wealthiest citizens of Montana,
among whom are the Clarks, and with
practically unlimited resources as a
guarantee of their predictions for the
banner season in that state, it seems
probable of realization.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-04-09
Heavy Ticket Demand

If the Britt-Herman bout is depend
ent upon the advance ticket sale. or if
the advance applications are any cri-
terion as to the size of the house on
the night of the battle, it is practically
assured.
Sportsmen of Los Angeles have evil
denced an unusual degree of interest
in all three of the battles now on Nc
Careys card and small fortunes repre-
sent the advance applications for tick
cts.
Naturally, the Nelson-Herrera mill is
attracting the largest number of ad-
vance applications, but this is because
the entire house will be reserved on
the night of this mill, while the usual
custom will be followed in the two
preceding battles.
The applications now OH file at the
fight office for seats for the Nelson
Herrera battle represent total value
of nearly $4,000. These applications
are all from Los Angeles and vicinity,
and it is expected that when the re-
turns are in from Santa Barbara,
Bakersfield, Butte and Frisco the value
of the advance applications will over
run the total expenses of the mill, in
Guiding the $4,000 purse.
The Britt-Herman mill is second in
choice and the advance applications
for seats already total close to $4500.
Wnen II is Known Indt Ine ulIIerence
in the prices charged for seats at the
NelsonHerrera mill is considerably
higher than the prices for seats at the
Britt-Herman battle the total applica-
tions will be seen to be running rather
close together.
Box seats for the Nelson Herrera
mill are held at $50, while $40 is the
charge for similar seats at the Britt
Herman scrap. The highest price
charged for seats at the former is $40,
while $40 is the highest price asked
at the latter mill. This explains the
difference in values.
| The Attell-Neil bout is also attract
| ing it's share of the advance applica-
| tions, but as it will occur before Fiesta
| week the demand is not characterized
by the fear of an inadequate supply of
seats as are the Nelson-Herrera and
| Britt-Herman battles.
The greatest demand is for the gal
lery seats for the Nelson Herrera argu-
ment while the $5 and $40 seats for the
Britt-Herman affair are more fancied.
When the ticket sale opens the rush
will be for the higher priced seats for
each, as the gallery seats for the big
mill will all be gone before that time
and the $5 and $40 seats for the Britt
Herman battle will be practically sold
out, leaving nothing but the gallery
| and box seats to be had.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-04-09
BARBERED MEN SAY BAY
RUM MAKES "DRUMK''
soAKs IN THE SKIN, BEGETTlNo
UNHOLY THIRST
The BARRIERS Say "Amen," for 1t Costs
So a Gallon, While Water Costs
Nothing-New Triumph of Yankee
Virtue
Special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald.
HOLYOKE, Mass, April S.-Another
Of many great public movements that
have had their inception in this city
In the simple life has been inaugurated
here. AS the cry in Holyoke nearly
half century ago was abolish slav-
cry" so today 1t is abolish bay
rum" 1t has been discovered that the
distillation of the leaves of the green
bay tree is full brother to the stuff
that steals away mems brains. 1t is
also found that young men and old
who have their faces bathed with bay
rum after shaving frequently go out
and acquire what is technically known
as bun
Local scientists have put two and
two together and unanimously con-
clude that the curse of rum is alb
sorbed through the pores of the skin,
begetting a thirst that accounts for
the bustling activity with which so
many men hustle from the hands of
the barber to the nearest Sample
room"
Public sentiment, which in Holyoke
can always be counted upon to be
far ahead of the times, has demanded
the exclusion of bay rum from the
"tonsorial parlors," and now, by gen.
eral acclaim, along with the horseless
carriage ana Ine enSlneleSS lTdlll, tlls
fair New England city has the bay
rumless barber shop, and the sweet
odor of bay that was want to lull to
slumber the citizen when he made his
semi-annual trip to the tonsorial artist
to have his hair cut is gone forever.
Water only is to be used hereafter
Real bay rum costs SO a gallon. The
tonsorialists are happy, for they have
subscribed to public opinion, and at
the same time are saving money by
their virtuous action. Indeed, it is
rumored among the ungodly that the
whole matter of the dangers from bay
rum was conceived and propagated by
the BARRIERS. One of them confiden-
TALLY declared that the use of bay
rum had become an intolerable bur-
den, as all the men in Holyoke wear
whiskers, and these sopped up an as
tonishing quantity of the costly fluid.
did you ever, in all your travels"
asked the barber informant, meet
with a man from this place who was
whiskerless. No, you never did, and
with us, who appear to be born with
whiskers, it is whiskers till we die.
Down with the curse of (bay rum!'