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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27

Washington Star: IN order to de-
Velop stability a man must learn to
say no." said the moralist.
Yes" said Senator Sorghum. "Es-
pecially when some one hints that he
ought to resign
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
TODAY,S MARKETS.

Grand Forks, N. D., March 27.-By
Edwards Wood Co., Brokers, Room 16
S De Sab splild,ngMe charge only rs
2ac per Dbl, on pork for Chicago deliv.
cry, and Bc on flax for Duluth delivery
Other companies charge double this
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Work Being Pushed,

W. d. Rowe went to Crookston last
night. The work on the new laundry
building which Mr.. Rowe is looking
after is being pushed just as rapidly
as the weather will permit.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Watch Found.

Chief Brown found gold watch,
ladies size, in one of the alleys this
morning and the owner can have it
by Identifying the property.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Mean Thing to Saw.

Mean Thing to Say.
lda-George is so roetical. He saws
my ears are like SHELLS.
Irene-Did he say whether he meant
ooeoanut or oyster shells ?-Stray stor-
les.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Tried It on Horse

A teamster in Oakland, CAL, arrested
for driving lame horse, said his en-
ployer was trying to cure the horse by
Christian science, and had made him
take of poultice from the horses leg.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Gullible Farmers.

Thousands of farmers answered the
advertisement of man who offered to
sell "a recipe for making a pound of
outter from a pint Of milk and a tea
spoonful Of our preparation"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27

Russians In Londop.
Russian immigrants to the number
OF 80, 44O arrived i'll London during the
first nine months ct this year. Of these
1856 remained in the city.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
She Knew Him,

An architect remarked to lady that
he had been to see the great nave IN
the new church. The lady replied:
Don't mention names;, I know the
man to whom you refer!"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Went to Devils Lake.

Dan Ryan, who claims to be the
best looking man in East Grand Forks.
went to Devils Lake last night on q
business trip.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27

In trying to- rent a house pla-
card is better than nothing" and a
want ad. is better than anything"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
WIN Visit ut Winninee,

Mrs. j. P. Sullivan will leave to.
morrow for Winnipeg where she will
visit for some time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Dust Settler.

Dust Settler.
Akonia is the name of substance
manufactured in England which, dis
solved in the water with which the
streets are sprinkled, is said to prevent
dust from rising.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Keeps Him to Herself.

a youns man Is ace high with girl
when she refuses to introduce him to
. girl who is prettier than she is.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
On the Sick List,
Has Returned.

Miss Bertha Quigley is among those
who are on the sick list.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27

hcturueU FrOM 81 raul
W. H. Carver has returned from
business trip to St. Paul.
Visiting at Northland.
Miss Carrie Worker went to North
land yesterday on a visit
If you have found something of
value 1t Is one of the "unwritten COM
mandments" that you should adyer-
tise it.
Cut flowers at Undertaken Sull,.
vans, East Grand Forks, MINI. Tele.
phone TT.
For fresh fruit call up u, ~
Cummings.
Full line Of wall paper arrived 4,
Kingman's.
Stationery and supplies at Cam.
mings.'
Kingman has a complete line o,
paints.
Stationery Of all kinds at Kinsman's
Penny tablets at Cumminss.'
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Returned From St. Pa,

Charles Ryan has returned from
Winnipeg.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27
Minneapolis Cash Grain Close,
FOfein Gables

Liyerpool-Close: Wheat, Nd lower.
Paris-Close: Wheat, Nc lower.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27

w. H. Carver has returned from a
business trip to st. Paul.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-27

the city have been cleaned for a
change. Who can say that politics
does not bring about some much
needed reforms, even II only tenn
nOrorv2
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-05-24

Among the curious things in life few
are more amazing than the constitu-
tiOnal pCculiaritics occasionally met
with. The professor who delivered the
Introductory address to the students
at one of the London hospitals thought
it we'll to put his audience on their
guard.
He instanCed two very singular cases.
One was that of n man to whom rice in
any form was poison. Some friends
wished to test this persons susceptible
ity, and at dinner surrcpttously got
him to partakG of biscuits in each of
which was a grain of rice. lie ate two
or three biscuits and soon after had to
leave the table, declaring that he was
being poisoned by rice, though he was
absolutely certain he had not partaken
of any.
The other case was one in which the
Juice Of a gOoseberry acted as a power
full eXcitant and produced at once a
virulent skin eruption. This man was
so very susceptible that he could de-
tect gooseberry juice even when it was
masqueraded as champagne. At pub
lie dinner he whispered to his neighbor
that it was gOosebcrry wine they were
drinking, and as proof he turned up
his shirt sleeve and showed him the
rash developing Globe.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-05-24
How TO Cure STOPPING.

One of the greatest and most com
mon dcformitieS of the day. observes
a medical writer, is one that with care
and attention can be rcmedied. 1t is
the round shouldered or STOPPING habit.
Many of the most natural figures show
this tendency to stOOp, while in the
narrow Chestcd it is marked to a pain
full degree. And yet by raising oneself
lcisurely upon the toes in pcrpendicu-
lar position several times Il day this
deformity could be easily rectitied. To
do this properly one must be in Il per-
fectly upright position, the arms drop
ping at the sides, the heels well to-
gethcr and the toes forming an angle
of 10 degrees. The rise should be
made very slowly ana from the balls
of both feet, and the descent should be
accomplished in the same way without
swaying the body out of its perpen-
dicular line. The exercise is not an
easy one, but may he accomplished by
perseverance and patience. 1t can be
modified, too, by standing first on one
Leg, then on the other Initiating and
raising the chest at the same time are
part of the exercise, and if perse-
vcrcd in viii ultimately show an in
creased chest measurement, develop
ment of lung power and perfectly
straight and erect figure. Pearson's
Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-05-24
" The WhynoSS of
The WhenCeness"
Hon. Anlnony Johnson Of Alabama
Addresses the Limekiln Club and
Makes Favorable Impression.

1t the last regular Saturday night
meeting Of the Limckiln club Brother
Gardner announced that the Hon. An
timouy Johnson of Alabama was in
the antcroom and would deliver an ad
dress on The Whyness of the Whence
ness and would afterward make ap-
plication for membership
The stranger, it was explained. was
called the colored philosopher of the
south, and many of his wise sayings
had been given TO the world in print
Two more kerosene lamps were order
ed lighted, the dogs driven out from be
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-05-24

1t was a glad relief to him when he
heard her voice calling him soon after
daylight
The sky had lightened UP. but the
blizzard was still booming away Jim
made coffee and fried bacon and
warmed up the frozen bread and in
vited Miss Stacy to breakfast. She had
passed tie worst night OF her life and
lost her appetite. What she wanted
was to reach her Aunt James in the
quickest time possible. Jim listened TO
her request and then shook his head.
We've got to wait awhile for this
blizzard to let up he replied we
couldn't 20 ten rods without being lost.
and being lost would mean being dead
Lcmme tell you how Il bah throwcd NE
over the fence two years ago and chirk
you up Il Bit
The girl refused to be chirkcd. She
sat swathed in horse blankets like a
mummy, and her tears formed iccleS
on her checks. Noon came. ANA the
blizzard was still with them. Jim tried
to make her take a hopeful view of
things by asserting that he was born
and reared in that locality and had
never known a blizzard to last over
four days but she wept instead of
smiled. Finally at / O'Clock in the
afternoon she made an announcement.
Il am going. l won't stay here an
other minute If you don't want to
come along You needn't" she said
firmly.
There's only one way you can 60"
replied Jim after stepping aside to
measure the depth of the snow. I'll
have to take you on my back You
never can make it otherwise. I'm stout
enough TO carry you and bag of ia
tiers besides, and if l don't hurry too
much | can keep straight course"
The girl demurreh and protested; but.
finding no other way, she at last con
scented. He stopped down. lifted her
up and set off with her. 1t was dcS-
perate undertaking, and they were
full hour making the milo they had TO
so, but he finally deposited her on the
doorstep, raped for Aunt Jane ana
then said good night and plunged into
the storm again. Two evenings later.
when the blizzard had vanished and
the highways had been dug out, lie
knocked at Aunt James door. This
time he had on a boiled shirt. with
pair of celluloid cuffs under his coat
sleeves. ana as Minnie rose up and be
fore she could utter word of thanks
he said:
Miss Stacy, love YOU. love you
a heap. | never loved cal as | DO
you. l intended all along 10 ask you
to marry me, and l have been figur-
ing where we would live after mar
riagc. But it's all off now. I've went
and gone and made hero of myself
and won your eternal gratitude You'd
he willing to marry me because / say
ed your life, but l amt no SIGH Teller
as to take advantage of thing like
that Take back your troth and marry
any fellcr you like, and at the same
time I'll look around and see what
red headed gals they are in the neigh
bOrhood who'd be willing TO have me.
Farewell, Miss Stacy farewell"
There was a tear in Jim Williams
eye as he turned away and ploddcd
hOmcward. but he had the conscious
ness that he had done right, and it may
be mentioned here that he made POO
pounds of maple sugar and twenty-five
gallons of molasscs that spring and
found his red headed girl before the
first crop Of young robins was off the
nest
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-05-24
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS
l offer for sale


FARM OF I47 ACRES, miles from Oakland; good
Groom House plenty of water; over so acres cleared
about IS of grass; Orchards bearing; over Is
acres of White Oak Timber R. F. D. mail service
COTTAGE OF ROOMS for sale at Mt Lake Park
HOUSE AND LOT Oak Street Oakland for sale or
rent. House of rooms-Lot 5oxI5o feet with
Stable and all necessary Outbuildings.
FOUR VERY DESIRABLE BUILDING LOTS situated
on Liberty Street in Oakland. Also 3 DWELLING
HOUSES on Liberty Street, with good water and all
necessary oubudings
HOUSE AND LOT on Wilson Street. House of 10 rooms;
good water Lot $50 feet front Best Outbuldings
in Oakland
A VERY GOOD FARM I mile from Oakland-all under
fence; containing 80 acres about IS under cultiva-
ton; fine Orchards, and about 215 acres in small
Fruit; Houses, very good Well and never falling
Spring. very desirable place for Truck and Poultry
Farming. Can be bought at low price just now.
have for sale IS of the very best Building Lots in the
town which will sell for cash-or S down and S.
per month
$50 ACRES OF VALUABLE COAL LAND situated less
great bargain. The surface would make fine farming
land This land is we'll watered with and
several good springs.
IL MORE CHOICE BUILDING LOTS at S. down and
S. per month.
If you want cash for your Real Estate, Real Estate
for your cash, let me hear from you.
na-For further particulars call on or address
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1906-05-24

Mr. Toots (who, after three days of
pain, has made up his mind to have a
tooth ouU-Is DR.. Pullen in?
pagc-No, sir.
Mr.. Toots with fervorJ- Good! That
1; fortunate!
The Delta independent., 1906-04-27
.it was considered that the urgencies

1T was considered that the urgencies
of the people who purchased water
very often demanded certain lati-
tude in the manner and method of
payment for same.
Ques. The varying supplies of water,
the unfortunment curtailment of wa
ter by reason of the disadvantageous
characteristics of the country, and
the unforeseen demands on stockhold-
ers in this company, were not taken
cognizance of by this latitudinarian
policy of the management of that
corporation in permitting Mr.. -
to make contracts on behalf of the
company to furnish water to any one
applying for the same, were they?
Claim mt objects as being unintell-
igable.
Question withdrawn.
The Delta independent., 1906-04-27
Example Of "Cross Examination.

A sketch of testimony taken before
Hon A. E. Amsbury, Referee, in 1888.
On cross-examinatisn.
Ques. Was Mr.. - authorized to
dispose of water for brooms ard
blacksmith bills and at rates different
to different person?
Claimant objects as irrelevant and
immaterial. Mr.. is account
able to the company for his acts in
the premises and those acts cannot
be called in question in this matter.
Ans. Whatever arrangements Mr.. -
- made as superintendent in regard
to the rates charged to people for
water. or his method of collecting such
charges, have not been questioned by
the management of the company, as
The Delta independent., 1906-04-27

New stock of jewelry and watches al
Edmond's. The nice new stylish goods
the very latest. Cali and see them.
The Delta independent., 1906-04-27
! TWENTY-THREE
: YEARS AGO
What Happened; How 1t Happened snd
Who Did 1t When Delta Was
4 A Youngster


Taken from the Delta Chief April q. is
Montrose calls her public meet
together with Chinese gong.
Work on the Ouray Branch of
Denver & Rio Grande will begin soon
The Grand Junction Democrat is al
to increase its editorial force they h;
advertised for three burros.
Gordon Kimball, Ouray's hardy
man, is in the city.
r D. Blair has received his conn
sion as notary public. Office at
Chief.
w. S. Coburn and Jas. w. Cline
North Fork, were in the city this We
Delta has planted over two thous.
FIVE hundred trees this spring by acl
count. The planting season will
last much over two weeks longer.
that tim there will have been plan
nearly four thousand trees.
To say that Delta County takes
cake in raising crops is only half
pressing it, and the claim of being
garden spot of Colorado is only an {
dence of our modesty. Mr.. l.. T. Ga
who last year succeeded in getting /
few acres of crop, raised turnips t
eight fill bushel basket. The first
of potatoes he dug was for curiosi,
sake weighed and tipped the beam
thirteen pounds five hills to the bu
el. His rutabagos were too big 20 t
about. 1t is needless to say that
Clark is entirely satisfied with the
ure of this section.
A new postofiice has been establis
on Smiths Fork and is to be known
Crawford with J. l.. Preston as p
master.
The Delta independent., 1906-04-27
New York Mention.
Delta, Colo, April Ii. |!

Delta, Colo, April Ii, 1906.
Delta County expects over 80, 600, 900
returns to her fruit growers during the
season of 1906. About 1000 carloads
of peaches are expected to be shipped.
over $l.000,000 worth; also l,5oo car
loads of apples. at an average price of
81 per box, or about 5000, 900. A great
abundance of small fruits also will be
shipped. Fruit Trade Journal IN. I.)
Get Edmonds to repair your watch.
clock or jewelry. He does it right and
cheap. IL
The Delta Drug Company is offering
a nice sachet free with each % cents
worth of "Thelma'- the new perfume
being introduced by them. They also
spray all comers with the exquisite
odor. The price Of the perfume is so
cents an ounce. II
The Delta independent., 1906-04-27
IMPRESSIONS FROM THE SANE ISSUE.

The Uncompahgre House was havi--
quite run of business there bel
nearly fifty different guests during to,
week.
A fund>was being raised to sc g
bridge across the Gunnison, presume
the one now located at Cory. In its Cd
itorials the Chief was lamenting iUv
necessity of crossing the river on tsrryy
and thought that such means Of prog
ress were unbecoming and disgrace to
this live and wide-awake conn uunI ".
The Rio Grande was accused Of dis
elimination against Delta in the matter
of freight rates, and a long cd tor.al in
that regard was published that week.
1t was claimed that Montrose had lone
over $50, 600 worth of business dIring
the previous eight months that rSht-
fully belonged to Delta.
News items told of an Apache out
break in Texas and the kidnappinE Of a
boy by the name of Charlie McComas.
Federal troops were in chase but il vas
doubted much whether the lad wou.i be
recovered. Texas affairs were pad but
Old Mexico affairs were worse still.
The Chief was, booming the su'Hhur
water that Delta County was boas ing
Of and many people from outlying list
ricts were coming here to be treated by
its use. Grand Junction claimed it vas
nothing but 'alkali' water. The Chief
was on the war-path on account OF the
remark.
In write-up of the country a state
ment was made that fully 5000 deer
We're killed in the vicinity of Delta the
previous winter. There may be That
many here now but they are the sind
that you don't shoot at
M. +. Fredericks. the postoffice man,
had an ad in the Chief 1t so happens
that Mr.. Fredericks is now in Grand
Junction and still in the same business
located at the postoiiice.
El Nuevo mexicano. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1890-1958, 1906-02-10
PARA EL FoNDo DE EscuELA.

I'm moyimiento quieto esta en- pie
entire aquellos interesados en- jugar CO.
mo tambien lin niimero de ciudadanos,
para procurar que Sc posponga 81 en-
forzamiento del poryecto contra los
juegos Littlefield. 81 es adoptado, has
ia el dia 1ro de Julio, 1907. Una petit
cion sera circulada entire los miembros
del cuerpo de educacion en- esta ciudad,
Las Vegas v Albuquerque, pidiendo
que los miembros del cierpo firmen
una shpllca como arriba dicho. Aquc-
Hos que soportan el movimiento dlcen
que 81 dinero realizado de Ia licencia
de juegos On Nueyo Mexico practica-
mente soporta las escuelas y 81 los
juegos son abolidos inmediatamente
segun el proyecto Littlefield, no habrd
renta para s0portar las escuelas hasta
que una leva de tasacion pueda ser he
cha el dlnero colectado. Los conn
sionados haran Ia leva en- Mario y una
mitad de ella sera colectada para 81
dla 1ro de Julio, 1907. No obstante.
Habra como Is meses interviniendo
cuando no habrla renta de escuela
Que accion tomen los miembros de los
cuerpos en- cuanto la materia no Sc
sabe todavia, La question segun pre-
sentada, ha causado comento conslde-
rable.
El Nuevo mexicano. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1890-1958, 1906-02-10
REUNION DE Ia CoMlsloN
M DE TERRENOs FL LUNEs

In comislon de terrenos de los Es-
tados Unidos estuvo en- session el Id
mes en- la tarde en- la oficina del Conf
sionado de Terrenos Pdbllcos A. "A,
Keen. Ri Gobernador Herbert ]. Ha.
german estuvo presente en- la session.
Los otros miembros del cuerpo son:
El Fiscal General George w. Prichard,
Agrlmensor General M. 0. Llewellyn,
Y el Comisionado de Terrenos Pdblicoa
A. A, Keen, ex-oficio secretario.
El Nuevo mexicano. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1890-1958, 1906-02-10

Dada para el Beneficio de
Todos Aquellos Intercsados
en- la Area del Gobierno.

ina A cargo 10 ! pos,rv,, rlorsst,, Il,
Jemex. arrib6 A In ciudaa al mor,as
Ina comenyodo a t,ahaiar an 10 oss,,,
nisrracion de- In reserva - ~
Dosda Ia ..oaa,a,, A. L.
Octubre pasado ha estaao IN r,rsrr
mane,o actual aunora q, ornar,,so,
Actuante Teor y KnaInn do 10 pasor
va do pacos sus ruroIas ha, III,
sobre ,os casou "a tros.ros,on H.
Erickson tiene a, noder nara un,,hra, ,
leuard,as do floreetos = co,r.r.ara i
oreanizacIon inmad,a tomonta Al ~
NOS doce hombres ~ noca.,tersr I. :.
| el trabajo noroue 10 rasarvo crhra -,
pran terr,tor;o sT,eno cor,o c,or ~.
las de largo v como se 40 oroho Ia
II,no. do Ca,or.sa :, H., ~ -
mando ma narte do sna ,;rdoros
Mr. Erickson esta asrac,o,ranta =
sloso ora todos aoro,ins 80 ss,ss. ~
permisos nara nastoar on u rasorvo
cabaIJos races ovaiae x cahros hoo.n
sus aDlicacIones inmed,atamonta r.
das las apl,caciones dahan astar ar
sus manos ,,oro q, d,o rr,r,aro ~ Mo.
10 anuellos oue yaJtan an hocor s,s
aplicaciones no co las corcodaran nar s
n,,,os pS'
Aouellos ouienee tanson am;oos .
onienes deaean op,malos a., Ia resoru.
les baran I'm favor dIc,endo,os ona t,a
men o,,e hacer s,,s anl,ca cionos ,nnad,o
tamente Caballos ' races soron ora
centados on nna marta d,sararta ~ i.
reservo sanarados do lac ovo,oa
bras Cada vez o,,e se corcado M na,.
misc el dueho de los anImalas sars II.
mitado A c,ar,os dietr,tos .,s,o,o,,ta.
nara sus usos No los duafo. roomo
nos So tendra cuIdodo ma. esnac,aI
mente
nj aio venidero cora n,o aa ovno
rimento nIneun ass,aryo 90 no "a no
ra raduc,r al nd,nara II ~
limite do In resarva nasnuos 40 mo
Ia estacion baya nosado Il. os,o,a,as
podrnn decIr o,,e as In major nara ,os
amos yenideros Mr. Er,chson invita-
d todos los criadores do anima,es do
tomar In materlo do nastear con 4, =
apreciara cualouier information nne
50 10 da '''S- W.
Durante In estocion 40, ob,iaaaro ,o
die sera priyado de- srs tarranos mona
les para ahiiar Es ., desao do Ia od
do tratar 4 toaos is,,aI
monta v hio, y ,anar !. ~ sos.' e.
y buena voluntad de todos
Todas las personals oue tenpan op,.
males oua nasor NO. Ia rosnr.'a @ ~
dram olle tener permiso nara bacarlo
Uno de los provIstos Do todos ,os
permIsos concedidos Is oue d recihi
dor dal ,arm,oo nro,ro.a ~
El Nuevo mexicano. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1890-1958, 1906-02-10

Mientras hacia lin experimento en- 81
laboratorio en- Ia sala de ciencias en-
Albuquerque, 81 domingo pasado. ell
DR.. G. WI Tight, presldente de Ia Uni
versidad de Nuevo Mexico, recibi6 las
tinaduras bastante serias debido d Ia
explosion dc gasolin, Toda la carne
del casco SO 10 cay6.