davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27


brottet j sparen, derest den
b~rottslige u~pptacktes, injagade en-
helsosam skrack hos dem, som
kande lusten att plundra eller pa
annat satt gifva sina vidriga pas.
sioner fritz lopp.
Polisens forsta omsorg var att
bereda skydd och ward at de hun
dratusentals menniskor, som ge-
nom olyckan forlorat sina hem.
Manga at dessa togo sig ur stader
Diet basta de kunde och sokte
skydd ute pa landsbygden eller
kringliggande siader, som blitvit
mindre hemsokta at ~jordbafnin
gen. Salunda flick grannstaden
Oakland pa andra sidan ON vi
ken emottaga och ~herbergera
EFT stort antal flyktingar.
Men Diet ojemforelsevis storsta
antalet maste STAMINA qvar i San
Francisco, der de togo sin tillfykt
till parkerna, de fiesta till Golden
Gate park. Att f0da och her.
bergera ALA dessa husvilla och pa
existensmedel blottade menniskor
var nu EFT problem, som myn-
digheterna af all kraft oretogo
sig att l0sa. Pa begaran utfar-
dades af krigsministeriet i Wash
ington till olika befalhafyare inom
militardistrikten befallning att af
harens forrader sanda talt, sang
klader, lifsmedel och medicin till
de nodlidande San Francisco,
och sd fort sig CORA lat verkstall-
des ordern, sd att de husvilla inom
bort hade atminstone talt med
nodiga sangklader att DO i. Som
olyckan intraffade denna It'd pa
aret, uppstod Ell nagot verkligt
lidande pa grund af holden, men
annorlunda babe Diet varit ON
den intraffat pa vintern. De
lifsmedel, som kunde antraffas i
butikerna i de af brandon annu
Ell harjade stadsdelarne, konf-
skerades for att anvandes for de
sjukas och skadades rakning pa
h~ospitalen, men de forslogo pa
iangt mar Ell at ALA, som gingo
hungrande omkring parkerna
och ej visste hvar de skulle "a sig
EFT NAL mat. Afven nu ockrades
Diet pa olyckan af sadana, som
varit nog lyckliga att komma
undan f0rstorelsen med sina e.
'godelar i behalf. Silunda saldes
brod for 1 dollar stycket, agg for
|25c. stycket och ALA andra mat
varor proportion. Vatten var en-
mycket begarlig vara och saldes
glasvis. Men delta sakernas
tillst&nd andrades smart.
Pa otroligt kort It'd kommo tag
efter tag och batar lastade med
lifsmedel i sadana rnangder, att
myndigheterna rakade i ~forlagen.
het ON hvar de skulle CORA af ALT
Diet CODA och mSste begara hand
rackning for att kunna systema-
tiskt ordna Diet hela. Ingen at de
brandskadade behofver numera
Ida nod / San Francisco, och af.
med vattenbehofvet, som fSs fran
nargransande stader. har Diet blif-
Wit val soridt IS bagerier upp-
rattades. men da Diet blef bekant
att nagra af dem salde sina brod
fran CSC till soc stycket. lingo de
genast befallning att nedsatta
dessa dyrtidspriser till SC.
Penningbidrag hafva ingatt fran
ALA delar at landet for de nodli.
dandes rakning. Da olyckan BILE
bekant j OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Washington, anslog kongressen
genast en- million dollars af sta.
tens medel Ensamt en- San
Franciscobankir har bidragit med
ire millioner dollars. President
Roosevelt ifrar mycket for att ut
delningen af medel och warden
ON de blottstallda lagges i han
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27


del undanstokad inom delta coun-
ty utom pa lagre belagna trakter
eller S. k. bottom lands, som
annu Ell torkat tiilrackligt.
IRE man voro haromdagen sys-
selsatta med att aytta EFT piano
in ! EFT hus vid IS och Douglas SITS.
De hade hunnit halfvags uppfor
trappan med Diet tunga instrument
tet. da deras hastar, som stods u
tanfor pa gatan. blefvo skramda
och skenade. Iva af mannen lem
made pianot ! sticket och sprungo
efter hastarne, som de gingo fatt
forst vid 7&Pearl SITS, sedan de kol-
liderat med en- vagn. Men den
treble kamraten, som lemnats
qvar att halla planet, hade Diet ej
So trefigt under tiden. Han
yagade Ell slappa instrumental, som
da skulle hafva fallit Oliver honom.
och hans krafter voro nastan ut
fonda, da han andtligen 6ck help
Det hade pu ej gjort sardeles nyc'
kettill saken ON manner dodats.
Kamraternas forsta pligt var att
springa efter hastarne och soka
radda dem, ty EFT par hastar arc
ALA fall oandligt mycket met var
da an EFT mennisdolif.
M sedan San Francisco blif'
Wit torstordt, dyka rykten har och
der upp ON profeter som forut-
sagt stadens -torstoring. En- dy-
Xix profet fnnnes afven inom Sioux
Citys hank och stor, nemligen en-
(. d. "professor'W. Marshall. On
man for tro hvad som berattas.
skulle han i tisdagsqvall forliden
vecka hafva yttrat till en- bekaut
att en- stor stad pa den american
ska kontinenten skulle komma att
forstoras at en- jordbafning. der
vid tusentals menniskor skulle
omkomma. Profetian ON den nu
verkligen yttrades, slog ju in, och
Marshall kan ga stolt omkring och
saga:"I told you So.
Fran Angnstanaf0rsamHngen
Pastor A. Norrbom Swedesburg,
Iowa, har antagit forsamlingens
kallelse att komma hit som pastor
FERNS eftertradare. Han ultra
der tjensten i september.
Nasta sondag XII. 10 f. m. for
rattar pastor FERN confirmation
med arets nattvardsbarn hvilka
arc foliande:
Dale Arnold Anderson. Harry
Carl Emanuel Forsling, Adolph
Nathaniel Dahlin, Erik Anton
Emanuel Lindblom, Walter Kri-
stoffer Hanson, William Theodor
Noyd, Ernest Oliver Anderson,
Sigfrid Hjalmar Akerberg, Elmer
Joseph jacobson. Elmer Emanuel
Swanson, Harry Ralph Wilhelm
Johnson, Fredrik Peterson
Nils Alfred Edward Sheleen,
Clarence Walter Johnson.
Emma Elisabeth Anderson, Lille
Myrtle Anderson, Ellen Victoria
Floren, Bessie Emilia Peterson.
Emma Magdalena Swanson, Han
ma Ellen Calmers, Olga Theresi;
Anderson. Alma Elisabeth John
son. Judith Rebecka Andrsn. Hill
ma, Linnea Johnson, Efie Carroll
ma Johnson, Esther Helen Lind,
berg.
Pa qvallen forattas nattvards
o3no dervid sSriftetalet halles a
pastor J, E, Rybeck fran Wake
field. Nebr. Sist halles atskeis,
predikan af pastor FERN. De
ar hans ar hans sarskilda och in
nerliga onskan att hans nattvards
barn fran de foregaende aren in
inna sig och taga plats framme
kyrkan.
- Svenska lutherska Augusta
naforsamlingens qvinnomissions
forening afholl sin arliga kaffefes
Ii kyrkans underwriting torsdags
qsallen foCliden vecka. Eft i allc
tredigt program uttordes ,hvarefteI
katie serverades. Den friyillig;
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
PUBLIC SALE.

The undersigned will sell at public
auction on his place in section IL
Washington township, l and J miles
east of Buck Grove on.
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 10. 1906
commencing at 10 o'clock a. m. the
following described property.
16 head of cattle, consisting of 5
mich cows, all coming fresh, 2,
yearling steers, yearling heifer, 8
steers, spring calves and helfer.
2 work horses, dark bay mare,
weight 1850, coming 5 years old; l
gray gelding, weight l450, IA years
old.
SO head of Chester White shoats.
Mccormick binder, Porter corn
planter with 80 rods of vine, new:
Rock Island riding pillow. two-seated
carriage. pulverizer, riding cultiva-
tor, tongueless cultivator. 3-section
drag, Stuart seeder. new :cream separa-
tor in good condition. four-horse
evener, farm wagon. hay rack. bob
sled, Is gallon barrel churn. new !;
open buggy, set of harness. set leath-
er fly nets. About 1000 bushels corn
in crib. 10 ton of good tame hay, some
good clover seed, some clover straw,
some chickens and other articles too
numerous to mention. Free lunch at
noon.
Terms: All sums of $1,000 and
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
CHIyALROUs HUSBANDS.


The husbands of the imprisoned
suffragettes in England are warm adj
vocates of Woman ballot Councillor
Baldock. whose wife is behind the
bars. made stronspeech at the great
meeting of prolest held in Hyde
Park. Mr.. Golden Sanderson. the
well-known art book binder. has
given $500 to the Womens' Political
and Social Union. to mark his sense
of the outrage. Mr.. Pethick Law
renee. author of the husbands. de-
clared he would give $50 for every
day of Mrs. Lawrence's imprison-
ment. He said if his wife sacrificed
her liberty, the least he could do was
to contribute money. Mrs. Lawrence
on account of i'll health was released
after few days. but her husband
gave $50 for every day of the full
term of two months to which his
wife was originally sentenced. This
will make the magnificent sum Of
So, 600 for the Union.
Alice Stone Blackwell.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
A Home Made Happy by Chamber
lain,s Cough Remedy

About two months ago our baby
girl had measles which settled on
her lungs and at last resulted in
severe attack of bronchitis. We had
two doctors but no relief was obtain
ed. Everybody thought she would
die. went to eight different stores
to find certain remedy which had
been recommended to me and failed
to get it. when one of the store
keepers insisted that try Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. l did SO and
our baby is alive and we'll today.
Geo. w. Spence. Holly Springs, NJ
G. For sale by L. E. Blosser.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
REALEsTATE TRANSFERS.

Nov q
Joseph Massey and wife to A Behren
WIZ nel-4 NV rs 81 49,. s8t
A c Rebrend and wife to Joseph Mas
sey lot block As Fairview add Ma
nllla... ........... ............ z
Moves
Conrad Ehrig and wife TO Elizabeth
Schuitzer block TO neniSon. ..... 81
Nov 70
20 Book and wife to Evangelical
Lutheran Peace Congregation block 9
Mdnilla... ...... ........ ............. A
Nov 81
Hans Carstens ard wife to Hans Wiki
ms und / 3 Of lot 4 block 10 West
A u Servoss and wife to jacob kropf
lots = block 2 Vail. ......
Nov 90
D r Nef and wife 10 II j Dyson lot
lat.nd ell OF LOT II Manilla...... IS
g l. Voss and wife to Denison Improve
ment Club lots 0 sub div OF VIE of
block 49,. >. -. ........ -. ...... 81
D II Netf and wife to H j Dyson ,ots
and W l-o of lot 2 block % MANILA.
John Mcmahon and wife to O l. Noss
und Ia sw Ia 5s2 ~. $50. 81
Carl Mas widower TO Michael Mas
nwnwh sM nwl-4 S-64-4i llOa.. -.
VIM w Jackson to August l. Miller lot
3sub div Of lot 20 sub div of VIZ ne
Id and e " nwl-4 IA SO 30 lot 10 and
lot Sc sub div OF wa nel4 and en-
Dwl-4 l4-s3- &c.. ;. ..... ...... $50. 81
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
ENGLAND GETTING SOBER.


Official statistics from England and
some other countries show that the
use Of Intoxicating liquors has fallen
off considerably in recent years.
This seems to be. especially true of
England and it causes considerable
comment. When . nation suffers from
business depression 1t is not unusual
for the consumption Of liquor to de-
crease because Of the lessened pur-
chasing power Of the people. But
that cause is not responsible for the
present falling off in the liquor trade,
for England, like this country, is re
joicing in great business prosperity.
Work is plentiful, wages good. and
the population has increased. Yet,
as statistics conclusively show. the
consumption of beer has fallen from
80. % gallons per head to 27.9O. de
crease Of a gallons per head. Thu
consumption Of spirituous liquors
shows q corresponding decrease
namely from 1903 gallons per heat
to. g gallons. The number of liquo
licences has also fallen in six year
from 236, 056 to 225, lOl. The only ex
PLANTATION is that the people, happily
are becoming more temperate. Tha
is something to encourage tempe,
ance advocates everywhere. an
every lover Of home.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
sPECIAL INTEREST TO FARMERS

SPECIAL INTEREST TO FARMERS
The Thanksgiving issue of the
Farmers Tribune. a weekly agricul-
tural journal published at Sioux City.
Iowa, was most excellent number.
both from standpoint of typograph.-
cal appearance and as regards the
character for reading matter which it
contained. On the title page appears
an illustration of a sleeping child
watched over by the ever present
guardian angel and in the background,
as If seen in dreamy mist, are the
heads of several turkeys. The whole
carries the effect of "A
Dream of Thanksgiving. I" In adj
dition to the usual number of strong
articles from the pen of the editor,
the issue contains the following !:
can Inventory of the Land" by
Prof. W. H. Stevenson of the Iowa
State College; 1.-THE Farmer as
Fruit Grower" by DR.. E. P. Sand
stem of the University of Wisconsin;
Selecting Sample of Corn for
Show by Prof. M. L. Bowman of
the Iowa College, and "Co-operative
Breeding Association" byProf. R..
B. Washburn.. Missouri state dairy
commissioner. The Farmers Tribune
is the best and most reliable weekly
agricultural paper In the northwest.
| In this connection we call attention
to the special clubbing offer advertis-
ed in this issue where by you can Sc
cure the Farmers Tribune and this
for the price of the Review alone.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
HOLY TRINITY CHURCH.

SUNDAY next - IHe CRU O0Auoy VI
Advent. Holy Communion 8 a. m.
Sunday School $50 a. m. morning
prayer and Advent Sermon, 1890 q.
m. Friday December IA. Litany.
Holy Communion and Advent Read
ing 9 a. m. Evensong and Meditation
4:3O p. m. Choir practice 1880 p. m.
Wednesday. Friday and Saturday of
next week are Ember Days( fast).
Feast of S. Thomas. December 2lst.
Holy Eucharist 80 a. m. Evensong
A 80 p. m. Special notice for Christ
mas Day next week. All are cor.
daily invited to the services Of the
church.
Arthur Pratt. Rector.
Skates for Boys and Girls a
Wygants.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13

SUCCESSFUL CHAUTAUQUAS.
Fairfield, Iowa. sold season tickets
to the value of $4,000 before the open
ing of their Assembly. The daily
average attendance was over 40U0
people.
Bethany, Mo-. could not support a
$500 lecture course three years ago.
yet last summer put on five day ALL
star Chautauqua program costing over
SO. 500 and paid out. 2200 season
tickets were sold before the program
opened.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
Nnvenher go

"
August Wiegann wife to Hugo Wieg-
anu wife lots and = b X Schleswlg / 90
Daniel e Let,ner to John P,otz Fred
PlotZ WIZ mel a 16-s3 81 -. ......... $500 90
December
Andress Hadenfelt ana wife TO John
Rollins VIZ mel 4 90 1898 ..... - 5000 70
December
Margaret Milligan umr TO w E Agee
lots and 8 blk Manila ............ 1850 90
December
j n Hink unmr to 5 w Hagan und l-2
interest e losa blk $ Buck Crave. $50 90
CLAUS II Hass aud wife TIC Andrews
Hadenfelt srnwl-4 aud MIL sw1-46.
cSs0S. l0S on .l2OOO w
Trucy Chapman widower to Della
Delphina Dickev love and aft nwsel-
4 and 81 2 sci IS 81 b.. ... 100
TraG Chapman widower to Tracy
Hollister Chapman love and aft nell
22 81 SO -. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 90
Jeanette W Graves to NancyJ Lang
ley lots and blk i Dow City -. 100 90
] Fl Hink unmr to T F DYSON Ds-
son w Calvin lot Z blk Buck Grove 700 20
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
GYMNASIUM NEEDED.

There is growing demand for
q gymnasium or Y. NJ. c. A. in Dem
ison. There should be place in Dem
ison were young men can congregate
to spend their evenings and their
time in amusement of some kind. A
gymnasium would be just the thing
for the young men both morally and
physically. Take our many young
clerks of the city who stand back of
the counter all day until o'clock in
the evening, where can they go for a
few hours of recreation and amuse-
ment? There is no place for them
to GO that is morally good for
them. What benefit and good it
would be if we had public gymna-
SUM where young men could go to
enjoy gymnastic sports during their
idle hours. You have seen it in
many Of our clerks; that they start to
work in business house as sound
and as robust as the hardest farmer
and soon they pale and sicken and
often are forced to resign their posi-
ton. The reason is that they do
not breath enough fresh air nor enjoy
enough good wholesome exercise. OF
course a man can go in the back
yard and saw wood, for exercise but
the exercise, that clerks. book-keepers
and students need and which does
them the most good. is exercise that
they can mix with pleasure and which
furnishes them with both amusement
and physical exercise. r.
People may talk about Denison' s
needs and wants but here is some
thing that is really needed and which
we should have above all. There are
few places in the state. the size Of
Denison. where they do not have q
gymnasium or Y. M. c. A. and there
is no reason why Denison cannot have
one. The Review wants to suggest
that the matter of new opera house
be pushed to success so that the
old Germania Hall be turned into a
gymnasium with all the gymnastical
appa ratus and baths and reading
room in connection. Such an enter
prise would do world of good. and
why not do something for the young
men Of our community in whom we
take such great pride.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13

under cash; on all sums over that
amount a credit of one years time
will be given on good approved notes
bearing per cent interest.
George F. Frahm,
McAhren and Driscoll, Aucts.
Dan Hemphill, Clerk.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
Catarrh Cannot B. Cured.

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh is 4
blood or constitutional disease and in order
TO cure IL you must take internal remedies.
Halls Cat:Lrrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous SUR
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not guack
medicine. 1t was prescribed by one CT the
best physicians in this country for years and
the best tolics known combinei with the
best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces The perfect combination of
the two ingredients is what produces such
~ +. OH NEY & co. Props. Toledo. o.
sold by Druggists. price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
Denison Iowa. Dec. 4. 1906.

Denison Iowa, Dec. 4, 1906.
We. the undersigned, have this day
dissolved the partnership Of the Dem
ison Marble and Granite Works.
All accounts of the above named
Company are to be collected by Mr..
Hill and Mr.. Hill agrees to pay all
outstanding indebtedness of said Den
ison Marble and Granite Works.
Signed r. Hill
Signed H. B. Seeley.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13

WHEN THE HEART is AFFECTED
or the muscles surrounding that organ
by rheumatism. experimenting with
sample treatments is like tampering
with live electric wire. for death
may come at any moment. If life
is worth it,, do not hesitate to get
the treatment which has stood the test
for 20 years-Dr. Drummond's. Write
to the Drummond Medicine Co.. New
York, and they will send you litera-
ture free, worth $25 to a rheumatic.
1t is not as quick as electricity, but
will save your life if you act in time.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

The girls and boys are practicing
basket ball nearly every night at the
opera house. They have not made
date for this week.
John Moeller has been absent this
week.
Ruth Cole has been absent on ac-
count of sickness.
The program of the State Teachers
Association at Des Moines has been
announced and Miss Culmer is on for a
discussion at the Science Teachers
Round Table.
The L Class gives the next pro-
gram in which they are going to give
play entitled "The Trial of Mr..
Pickwick". Everyone is hard at work
on their part.
George Hover was absent the first
part of this week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13

Calendars and diaries for 1907. Big
stock at Johnsons.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-05
Ba|neario de Coamo
CoamO, Puerto Rics.

For co1venlo hssho con Ia SucS.
zion usara, continuo al trento de d.
cho eStablscimIauto por uu af1o mas,
asf pusa J aproximsu lose 10 tsn porA'
10 de verano cuyA de ptiuci plo el IL
de Mayo pr6xImo, tsngo especial qua
10 ca ofrecsrms nuevamsnss al p6blIco
an gsusFal y q mis- nunsrosos amigos
an particular, tenisndo todos 10 segu.
idAd qua como de CoItumbre, proou.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-05

Las Plldoras del doctor Madison, son 1nco rcmedo
para curar cr6ncas Dyspepsia, Extrehmeno Maas dges
Tones Intermediates del Hgado Rhones siendo una ma
raVlla para prevenr curar la Terrible Appendicitis.
De veIta por mayor al detail en- la Droguera Far.
macla 9ullermety en- todas las demas botcas
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-05

rare deiar altamsnta eomplacidos 4
cuAnt1s gusten hoursf con 81 alissen.
cls el sBalnearlo de Coano>
Preslos de hospedaje por Esrnanas
Uos persons, diArio $3.50,
n foS J criadCs precIos convcneio
males.
Para mAs lniCtmes dirieirIe & 90
arrendatArIo
JUAN ROIX.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-05

Enfermos de
una Dyspepsia
de 20 amos *
han curado to.
mandolas, des
pues de haber
probadomilesde
dlferentes medl.
cinas. FL doctor
Madison ha 81. .
do el primer es,
peciallsta en- las
En- fer IN edades
del iEst6mago:a a
sus Pfldoras nc ]
Sc resiste nlngu.
na enfermedad.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-05

La Apendici'
It's es Ell tel ror
lie la Human.
cad: estas Phi.
doras son la sal.
vaguardia y por
este las toman
mlllones de per.
sonas. ST usted
radece de algu'
"a affection del
Aparato Diges.
two, t6melas,
que Su Cura es
seq ura yrapida;
nunca han IA.
lado.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
Greek Meets Greek.

"
II despise a man
who always has a
remedy for a cold
or a toothache, "
said the person
who tries to hA
candid.
"Why?"
HE invariably
wants to interrupt
you when you are
talking about your
troubles"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
THE WHOLE THING.

She-None of your "love in cot
tage" for me. I want brownstone
house inf a fashionable neighborhood.
He-And suppose you want it in
your own name too.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
ONE DEFINITION.

What is politician?" asked the
boy.
"a politician" replied his father bit
terly-"that is, a successful politician
Is a man who can evade his promises
without seeming to break his word"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
MAN rHAT succEEps.

81 tell YOU said the doctor, "it's the
man who can push himself along that
succeeds in this world"
Not at ALL replied the professor.
cts the man who can shove all Of the
others out of his way that succeeda
best"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
AN OUTSIDER,

"She says she would like to get away
somewhere where she would have time
to think"
We'll, always feared she wasn't
cut out for society girl.''
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
A HABlTuAL OFFENDER.

Il understand he's a golf enthusiast.
Has he broken any records?"
NO. He never 1roke anything but
the Sabbath"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
SENSITIVE.

Weary-How did Thirty hurt his arm?
9Waggles-I hear he wuz run over by
er water cart, and he's awfully sensi-
tive about it.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
THE NEW CULT.

What protection has this place
against fire?" asked the tourist.
mot much" replied the native. eve
rely principally on belief in the eff
cacy of prayer
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27

A Better Plan.
when you get
angry with your
husband do you
threaten to go to
your mother?"
mo, indeed; to
bring her here"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27

ALWAYS in TROUBLE.
what is she worrying about now?"
Because she can't think of anything
to worry about"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27

TRACING THE RESPONSIBILITY.
,sappehedde-No woman ever made
fool of me.
Miss Caustioue-Who did. then?
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-01-27
Dear Girls.

Grace Kate
says she is aw-
fully sensitive res
garding her weight.
Gladys ~ Good!
Now we shall
know what to say
about her when
we want to say
something that she
won't like.
And at the End.
Teacher-Where
was the Declare.
ton OF Independ.
ence signed?
Dot-on the ia.
BILE.