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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18

asked the Chicago bridegroom, find
ing his bride In tears.
"Oh!" she sobbed, II just tripped
and fell coming up the stairs"
"But you didn't hurt yourself, did
your"
Hurt myself? Don't you know
that's sign I won't get married this
year."
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
And She's WILLING He Should.

1t doesn't make any difference if
woman is six feet high and weighs 357
pounds began the homegrown philos-
opher.
"Well?"
Sooner or later some man will
come along who's willing to call her
little girl"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
Like Ancient Eastern KINGS.

M. Pierre Lorraine was a French
millionaire who lay in bed all night
and day and, like the eastern mon
archs in the Arabian Nights" lis
tened to the trained story tellers with
whom he surrounded himself during
the whole Of his waking hours.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
In Burqiardom,

Bill Sykes-I see as how de sculp-
tors is goin' ter restore one of de old
Eyetalian churches.
Jimmy Jackson-Good Gawd Youse
doan' mean to tell me dat the boog-
lars ever had de noive ter swipe a
hull church,
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
A Touchy Game.

The man who tried to introduce a
new game into society found that most
OF the women wouldn't play. He ask
ed them to begin by each wetting her
finger in glass of water and then
drawing it down across her cheek
Somerville Journal
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
Travelling in Thibet.

Having penetrated hundred
miles into Thibet, an Australian pros
pector has had to return, owing to the
refusal Of the natives to supply him
with food. He reports that there is
much copper in the land, but very
little gold.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
Eorethouuht.

What did you do about those col
onizers that conspired to corrupt the
ballot of Crimson Gulch?"
I'VE held EN- till the census could
be took" answered Piute Pete; "an
then turned 'em over to the law an
order committee. Washington Star.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
Taking II CheerfuIIy.

"She declared she could only be
sister to me-"
well, you don't seem SO cast down
about It,"
mo; the situation has it's redeem
ing features. Brothers aren't expected
to go long on flowers and theater tick
cts and candy"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
You Can't GET Ahead of Boston

"Of course" said the visitor, when
you share an apple with your little
brother you never take the largest
half, do your"
"Most assuredly not" replied little
Emerson. There being but two
halves to an apple there can be no
largest
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18

A round trip rate of $50 to California
will be in effect all winter via the new
and popular Salt Lake Route. See
nearest agent or write for information
to j. L. Moore. d. p A. Salt Lake City.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
A Correction.

Teacher-What is the Hague tri-
bunal?
Willie-The Hague tribunal ar
Teacher-Don't say "The Hague
tribunal are" Willie, use "is."
Willie-The Hague tribunal isbi-
trates national controversies.-Jud
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
Linguistic Missionaries.

Missionaries of the American Meth
odist church speak no fewer than
thirty-seven languages. There are
5000 of these workers and 10000
Christians under them.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
CoIors to XIII Germs.

The use of colors AS germicides Is
advocated by French scientist, DR..
A. Cartez, who says that we may rid
ourselves of microbes by painting our
walls with particular colors.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
A Few Years Hence.

my dear" said the professor, 81
fear that our grocer is adulterating
his wares"
80, impossible"
II fear not. / certainly find traces
of milk in this formaldehyde Pitts.
burg Post.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
Ever Hear of "Scotty" and His Record
Breaking Ride?

The story, briefly told. is this: Wal
ter Scott, the Death Valley gold miner,
made the trip from Los Angeles to
Chicago last summer on a special
train over the Santa Fe" in less than
45 hours. That whirlwind train cost
him more than $4,000. 1t was the
fastest long distance run over noun
tains and plains ever made on any
American railway. 1t demonstrated
beyond dispute that the Santa Fe
track, equipment and employees are OF
the dependable kind. Probably you
wouldn't care to ride so fast. You pre-
fer the luxury of our three trains from
Utah and Colorado to Everywhere
East and Southwest.
Ask me for ticket rates and litera-
ture.
c. E WARREN
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
Discredited.

Eyes, he found roll of bills in the
street and gave it 10 the man he saw
drop it."
"Well?"
''The roll held nothing but stage
money and now they claim he must
have known it all the time"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
One Good Point.

"Was his flying machine a success?"
"Oh, yes; 1t failed to work before it
got far enough up to nurt." Life.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18

They who are effervescent in meet
ing unusually have nothing left III
their bottles when they get to the
thirsty world.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18

There is always a blessing to be
found in the other mans burden.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18

Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz. package s
cents. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets Drug.
gists refund money If 1t fails to cure. E. w.
GROVES signature is on each box. 25c.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-01-18
c.. f. WARREN.

G. A, A. T. & S. F. Ry.
All Dooly Block, Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
SENSIBLE SUGGESTIONS.

Charcoal is said to strengthen and
whiten the teeth, remove the tartar
prevent toothache, and give the gums
and lips an attractive character. About
as much as can be placed ON the point
of a knife should be rubbed gently
into the interstces of the teeth on
going to bed, to be rinsed out thor
oughly in the morning.
TO improve your hands, use only
soft soap for washing and good toilet
soap. Before drying rub on a few
drops Of pure glycerine, work into The
skin thoroughly, and then dry care
fully Keep the pulp of a lemon on
yolf washstand and with it rub your
hands once or twice day after wash
ing.
Never wash the face just before GO
ing out OF doors, or directly after
coming in, if the skin is inclined to
be sensitive,
Another thing 10 remember is that
the face and hands must be thorough
ly dried with the towel before vcntul-
Ing out Neglect of this will be sure
to make the skin tender, and perhaps
unsightly.
The value of rain water. The purcst
water met with under ordinary cir
cumstances Is rain water which Is GER
tainly a great luxury to those in
towns for washing If il were fully
appreciated how valuable rain water
really is, the dwellcrs in our large
towns would see that it was not al
ways lost. 1t is free from the hard
ness which characterizes spring water
feels soft to the hands, forms a beau
tiful lather, and agrees well with the
skin.
DO not wash the wooden bread plate
in hot water, and II viii not turn
black Wash with soap and warm wa
ter and rinse in clear cold water
Use a silver knife to peel apples, and
the hands will not be blackened az
when a stee' knife is used. The acid
of the fruit tacetic acid acts on tho
iron in the latter case, but does not
affect the silver.
II you are choked and cannot get re-
lief, get down on all fours and cough
until you remove the obstruction Tho
plan of holding Il child upside down
and shaking him is the best plan
known for relieving choking baby
Chicago Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
ON OUTDOOR LIVING.
Elouuent Plea for Porch Life-Mak-
ing the Porch Attractive with
Vines and Flowers.

Porch life is habit, and IL you
have not already acquired it, begin at
once
People do not begin to realize the
importance of outside life, nor how
comparatively easy matter 1t Is for
the entire family to spend many hours
of the day outside the walls of the
house. If porch life were more sys-
tematically adhered TO, there would be
less necessity for that month in the
country with the children" which
closes UP SO many pretty homes and
leaves desolated house for father to
return to at night. Three months or
porch life is none TOO much for fam
lily that spends the other nine months
in furnace-heated house where up
holstered furniture and rugs and hang
ings abound, and where, in spite of
constant care, the air is filled with
bacterialaden dust.
Begin TO plan in the spring. If the
porch hitherto has been bare ol vines,
plant some of the quick growing varie-
ties that will bring the desired results
this season. and later put in the roots
of perennials Clematis, woodbine,
trumpet flower, ivies, and honey
suckles are all favorite perennials,
while the mottled Japanese hop vine,
the scarlet and pink towering bean,
and even the old-fashioned, humble
morning glory are rapid growers, and
IN the course of a few weeks give the
coveted privacy and shade. One OF the
charms of these latter varieties is
watching their remarkably speedy
growth. One family, about whose
east porch had been planted a guam
tty OF the scarlet creeping beans, took
The pains to ascertain the growth dur
ing - hours of ono of these vines. A
string was tied 10 the tip Of an ambi
tious plant at seven O'Clock one eve
ming; at seven the following morning
IT had registered growth of six and
three quarter inches. These beans are
Veritahle magnets to the humming
birds. which hover about them all
lGrpugh the summer. their beautiful
lit'lc bright-hued bodies a continual
soa~cc Of JOY TO the observing.
The boxes of flowers should be OF the
hardy varieties-the brilliant gerani-
ums. SALIVA, many-coloTed petunias,
combined with vines or plants Of the
climbing variety. srch as nasturtiums
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
RED ROSES MISTAKE
THE INDIAN MAID AND THE
GALLANT LIEUTENANT.
The Rescue and the Rescuer's Polite
ness--An Unlooked-For Response
New England Girl APP
pears on the Scene.

Little Red-Rose, the young daughter
of Lame Dog, a K.owa warrior, ven
tured alone one day to search for a
horse that had strayed. While at.
tempting to cross neighborlng
stream, small detachment of cav.
airy, returning from scout in the
Comanche country, suddenly made It's
appearance on the farther bank. The
clatter of hanging sabers and booted
carhines, as the horses were brought
to sudden halt at the edge or the
stream, greatly frightened the animal
ridden by the girl and as II turned
suddenly about in spasmodic enort
to escape, she was thrown from its
back into tines stream.
Fearing that the girl might be
drowned, an officer with the detach-
ment quickly dismounted and plung-
ing into the stream, brought the WON
an safely to the shore. She seemed
very thankful for the assistance given
her. and employing the seant knowl'
edge of the English language she had
acquired al the agency school. ma
stened in broken speech to express her
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
MISSOURI SAWMlLL MAN FORGE
NAMES OF THREE CAIRO
LUMBER FIRMS.
Deposits Notes as Collateral and Seek:
to Draw Against Them But LANDS
in Jail.

Cairo lumber and banking circles
have been somewhat interested during
the last several days, in an alleged AZ
tempt al fraud by one II q. Schoolcr
a lumber man who has for several
years past been engaged in conduct
ing small saw mill at Parma, Mo.
Schotler is from Iowa, where he has
claimed to have relatives in the bank
ing business, HIS business here has
been in a small way and he has had
very little business with banks, al
though doing considerable with some
of the WholcS ale stores of Cairo, as he
conducted a commissary in connection
with his mill
short time ago he was introduced
al The Alexander County National bank
aud he told Cashier Galligan That he
expected 10 omen an account there
shorty lie appeared later and in
formed Mr.. Galligan that lie had drawn
d check on the bank for $4,000 which
would probably come Monday Ca week
ago last Monday and he asked MI
Galligan to hold it till Tuesday, as
he would be unayoidably absent on
Monday, but would take care Of ii On
his return. Mr.. Galligan consented to
do so. The check came on Monday to
the City National Bank, and at Mr.
Gallgan's request was held till Tues
day and as Mr. Schooler failed to ap
pear, it was protested. On Wednes
day Mr. Schooer appeared and OF
hearing what had been dcne request
ed that the check be recalled and he
would pay it. This was done and he
offered in payment check for the full
amount on the bank at Dexter; bui
telegraphic inquiry of that bank re
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
KEEP ATTRAcTIVENEsS.
Do Not Drift Into a Mere Domestic
Drudge, Careless of Looks and
Becoming Clothes.

woman should not only regard
1t as a privilege, but as a duty which
she owes to herself and her associates.
10 make as pleasing a picture of her
self as possible. In order TO appear
well, woman must give some thought
and study TO the becomingness and
suitability to her years and 10 the
wear for which 1t is intended. Of the
garment she prepares. Women. while
young. are not apt TO slight this duty,
but as they grow older the majority
of them drift into indifference, until.
almost unconseiously. they acquire
NOT only careless, but 600 often slow
en!y habits of person and apparel.
Often, under a misguided idea of
economy and lack of time. a woman
settles down to wearing ill-iitting
dresses, shabby wraps. rusty hats and
frazzled gloves. while she discsrds
neckwear as altogether unnecessary
TO her toilet. especially do women
get this habit who STAY az home.
thinking n their duty 70 wear the
chain Of domestic drudgsry - the
husband and children may have the
clothes and the spending money with
which to enjoy themselves. Anything
will do for her. she thinks, and they
get to thinking so. TOO Too often
such woman drifts into habits Of
untidiness which are positively dis
reputable. and Of which she seems Ut
terly unconscious, though they render
her absolutely offensive TO the eyes
of her more wide-awake friends.
This is a wOeful mistake. as II rObs
her Of her one attraction at a time
when her youth IS gradually fading
away. and she looks old and spiriness
and uuaftractive vhsn she should be
IN her prime. Her friends sccn taks
hsr ~ her ovn valuation. ard. though
they may not be positively ashsnsd'
they certainly are not proud q Der
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
FRU|TLESS ATTEMPT TO DEFRAUD
BANK OF DEXTER, MO-, OF $4,000

vealed An interesting story of fraud
by Schooler and his scheme failed ut-
terly.
II tram pired then that Schooler had
laid an elaborate plot To defraud the
Dexter bank out of this $4,500 He had
deposited there notes seemingly sign
ed by three different lumber firms do,
ing business in Cairo, of the face valne
of s7,S43 payable in thirty days. HI
informed the president and cashier Of
that bank that he did not wish 10 dis
count the notes but wished to deposit
them as collateral and draw against
them 10 the amount OF s4,500. The
bank people had known the man for
some time and agreed To his PROPOSE,
ton; but they thought il a little
strange that he would not discount the
paper when he needed money and,
while they did not suspect fraud, they
deemed il the better part Of wisdom to
write to the three firms whose names
appeared on the notes and inquire II
they were genuine. One Of the firms
answered by telegraph that the note
was q forgery ana the others soon
made the same reply This saved the
Dexter bank from loss for when, short
ly after. they received the inquiry
from the Cairo bank if Schooler's
check for $4500 would be honored,
they replied in the negative and told
the whole story of the fraud.
Schooler. in the meantime was lay
ing low fcoing sure that the Dexter
bank would honor his check and that
We would get the money in due course
OF dino. but he had rude awakening
from his dream Gf wealth last Monday
when he was arrested at his home in
Parma and taken to the Dexter jail
, to await trial for forgery.
Comparatively little is known O
the man here He has no family q
Parma, and it is not known If hi
claim of rich connections in Iowa il
/ true
1t is understood That several Of
Cairo's wholesale firms have claims
against him for supplies.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

gratitude. She possessed pleasing
manners and ready speech, but the oc'
casion was a trying one for her, and
the characteristic self-possession OF
her race for the moment quite de-
serted her. The officer, plying her
embarrassment, hastened in turn to
assure her that what he had done was
ecarcely worthy of consideration.
Hoping TO end the scene by little act
of gallantry, he seized her hand and
raised ii to his lips. Unfortunately,
the act awakened an emotion in the
breast of the maiden that the young
man had not anticipated. and brought
a response he had not expected, The
woman stood for a moment gazing
earnestly at him, and then suddenly
throwing herself into his arms, VIC
lently embraced him. He was chiy'
alrous youngster and thoughtless o.
possible consequences. returned the EN-
brace ferventiy. and ended II with a
kiss upon the girls upturned lips.
An awkward silence fell upon the
pair as they drew apart broken at last
by an exclamation from the girl,
when you come again." she asked,
Pretty soon" he replied IF the Com
manches don't behave themselves
A week had scarcely elapsed after
these events when the Indian girl and
her father appeared one day at Fort
Sill. ostensiblv on trading trip, but
evidently to enable the Rose" to see
the lieutenant again
II SO happened that the young
daughter of prominent New England
ofieial was visiting at the forl at the
time and snxiously awaiting the pos
sihle visits Of Indians from the a1-
joining reservations. tina; she might
see and converse with them. She had
acquired some very romantic impress
slons of the red man" from faneiful
tales of irresponsible writer's. and
"longed TO participate for awhile In
the wild. free life of the children of
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
the forest and the plain"

The coming of Red-Rose, arrayed in
barbaric fashion, wrapped in a highly
colored blanket, and displaying broad
necklaces of beads and heavy wrist
let's of silver. quite filed the measure
of expectation INDUCED In by the New
England maiden. Quickly seeking the
acquaintance of the Indian girl, she
arranged to go with her for awhile
to her home on the Kiowa reservation.
On reaching the home of Red-Rose,
much of the romance of the occasion
was lost in the squalid conditions en-.
countered by the visitor, The lodge
consisted OF a single. room without a
floor and the light shone through
many openings in the roof and the
walls of the edifice. A number of vi.
cious. wolf-like dogs nosed about
among the cooking utensils, and drank
at pleasure from the family water
bucket
The girls spent the night in the
lodge, lying close together on the
floor wrapped in their blankets, and
for awhile conversed freely of their
purposes In the future. The visitor
hoped. she confded to the Rose to
he instrumental in effecting many re.
forms among the "lords of the plains. '
and In turn the Rose" confessed that
she expected soon to become the wife
of the lieutenant who had rescued her
from drowning When this confession
had been made the New England girl
instantly ceased further conversation,
and when the morning came promptly
bade the Rose good.by, and hurried
back to the fort in the vehicle in
which she had gone. "The presumption
Of the creature" she exclaimed to a
friend at the fort "She expects to
marry my afianced."
II. r. BRTNKERHoFF,
Col, U. S. A., Retired.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
STRANGE VOICES
Continued from First Page)

voice say, kill, kill, kim And | kill
him
Rigid and pale, ner hand on high,
her eyes ablaze with fire, her figure
standing at full length at the side of
the bench of justice-ihe personitica-
ton of vengeanc e-she shrleked three
ines: "You mueta kill him."
Then she dropped back into her seat
ana in the soothing tones of nurse
maid she whispered:
"And kill him"
Ely made no impression ON her. His
eross-cxamination served only TO add
emphasis to her story. He strength
ened her ca.o before the jury. Strange.
unfathomable representative Of tho
oeople. the assistant district attorney
added the final touch of di gust to
ne spectacle by mirking and smiling
hruncb The girl's pitifu Story. lie
yawucd at the most terrifying episodes
and distracted The jurymcn by tossing
pencil in the air and catching il
WHO JttfphAh' Hif ifNtfrffN ~ hh"if'
herself understood.
AMI finally Ely sought tc force tho
iefcmdgrl to take hold of the revolver
aud knife with whicn sac had commit
ted her crime. She shrauk from them
in terror. and a oppressed murnur OF
anger swept over the courtroom.
All tine world was there 10 see-the
court world-those strange. mex
plicablc women who franticaily s'rug
sic 10 get into the trial chamber 10 see
sister suffer. 10 ses a soul tom open
and exposed 30 view and gloai over
the operation. They had been fore
warned whaf was coming. But al the
morning ssion they trooped in. using
every device imaginable to secure an
entrance 10 tae fetid courtroom.
The afternoon session eaw thom
hack again n-tha same women. In th"
same eoais-tho same crowd ON tho
outside. Indignant and bclahorinr tho
rouri attendant hecsu-c they we're
denied admis jon and there were
tho7e who had gain II entrance sat m
~ tho last wo-d was poken-ihe last
detail spread upon ihe rcchiug record
aud they passed oui with faces
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Polish Litterateur.

The man who more than anybody
else made American letters and Aneri-
can life and history known 10 The
Poles of Europe has come 10 Boston 10
live. a refugee from the prosecutions
Of The Russian police He is Jakob
&. Goldsmith. himself at one time q
lecturer al the Warsaw university rnd
widely known rs an author and CORE
spondenL
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Shadow Embroidery.

Stamp your design on the wron.
side of the material and work the
flowers, leaves and large figures in a
close fagotting or cat stitch On the
wrong side. The small stitch, which
will show on the right side, makes an
outline and the center of the leaf OF
flower is prettily filled in with the
faggoting stitch, which shows through
the sheer material. The stems should
be done in outline stitch. 1t is very
easy work and quickly done. You can
take few lessons at any of the large
department stores If you go to the art
needlework department.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

Tim ManonGy, an employe of the III
lnol5 Central railroad company for the
past thirty-two years, sixteen years OF
which time he has been foreman Of the
track work in The Cairo yards, has
been relieved from duty on account of
his age being over seventy, and has
been placed on the pension list Mr.
Mahoney has n fine record as a faith
ful employe.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Early Morning Arrest.

Officers Dennis and Dayidge arrest
ed ! W. Papanaw aud woman named
Jessie Bates early this morning
charged with being drunk aud disorder
~ on The streets They also arrested
a negro in convection with the cut
ting adray on Eighteenth street, who
had a big pistol This makes hyo
pistol DtinE negroes these officers
have arrested in the last two nights.
Two other negroes carrying pistols
were captured last night
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

and sweet alyssum. and with fringing
ferns n you are planning to have a
general color scheme for your porch
and this is an easy matter and most
pleasing in its rcsults-be careful that
the flowers do not form jarrine note
to the general tone, Good Health.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Distinguished Precedent.

Police MaEistrate-This is not tho
FIRST time Won have been before me.
but YOU have given different name
from The one YOU gave nc the other
time
NsErsn' pst's al rishi vT honor.
" m ~ wind changes its direction y
change ffs name. don't t7-Ghicsro
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