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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-01-26
WANTS

NOR SALE:-House and lot north Of fire hall.
II. or will exchange i'm part for stock, balance
in payments, Moses Tracy. Alma. alta
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-01-26

TOR SALE-Two big bundles old papers.
Il while they last. at the Record office Tor Sc
45-tf.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-01-26

yNANTRD--Dry and green hard wood on sub
w scription accounts at the Record Off &C.
FOR SALES takes fine pedigreed Collie
pup nine months old IL taken Immediately
50t2 B. +. CLINE, Alma, Mich. r. +. ID. 4.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE.
John Huber, of Salem, Is Missing.
and Has Left No Clue of His
Going.

John Huber, of this city, has mys-
teriously disappeared, and no one
has seen or heard of him since last
Saturday night. At that time he
was in the city, and, so far as is
known, manifested no intention of
gCing anywhere. His wife is frantic
about his disappearance, and be-
lieves that he has met with foul
play. Mr.. Huber is an elderly man,
and formerly lived on the Gilbert &
Patterson farm near the city. Re-
Gently he moved into town, and has
been living here since. The police
have left no stone untnrned to find
a clew of the missing man, but have
met with no success.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
DOWNFALL
OF JUDGE
TANNER
The Disbarment Proceedings
Against Senator Mitchell'S
Partner Nearing Climax

Albert H. Tanner, of Portland,
formerly the law partner of the late
Senator Mitchell, was today in the
supreme court, cited to appear be-
ford the court November 18th, to
shot cause why he should not be
disBarred from practice in the courts
of Oregon. The charge against
Judge Tanner is perjury, growing
out of his efforts to save Senator
Mitchell from disgrace, and were
preferred by the State Bar Associa-
ton.
An order was made citing George
II. Small to appear before the court
November 18th to show cause why
he should not be held in contempt
of court for disregarding and violat-
ing an undertaking of appeal in the
suit of Hough against S. A. d. Put
er.
The suit of Frank Wilmot against
the o. r. & Co., for damages, ap-
pealed from Multnomah county, is
being argued in the court today.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
How He Gets Wood

A Salem man who has a one.ho...
wagon gets all his fuel in ., |,
genious manner. He takes a s.,
once day, and, with a kind Of h.
about six feet long, with a spite !.
the, end, he spears pieces Of .,,'
wood and boards that are scat,o,,,
along the streets. He never so.'
out without getting a good load :,
all sizes ready for his stove
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
Willamette's Football Games,

The following schedule OF football
games has been arranged for the
Willamette University team: Whit
man college. at Salem, October gath;
University of Oregon. at Eugene,
November Sd; University of Wash
ington, at Seattle. November 10th
Multnomah Athletic Club. at Port
land, November 18th; o. A. c., at
Salem, November 29th.
AS to the game with the Universi-
ty OF Oregon, II may be played in
this city. as 1t is thought that larg-
er crowd can be had here than at
Eugene.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
VEHICLES
SEWING MACHINES
IMPLEMENTS

AT pretty low prices till Novem.
ber first.
The list of items covered IN mv
recent ad has materially diminisbed
i'm the last few days.
There are still some mighty ooos
buys, however, i'm all of the above
lines, and il you are wanting anv.
thing soon, now is n mighty good
time to buy.
have new sewing machines Of
reputable make that / will sell AZ
low as $1,000. 1 have cut the prices
on high grade machines, White Ro-
taries and Wheeler 4 Wilson, very
low. i have farmers surrey, a
good, substantial rig, two seats, cam
opy ton, for $3.50, formerly 500.
Also some mighty good buys in farm
hacks and top buggies.
have one Hancock disc plow and
one side-hill reversible at low fig.
ures, also a sulky and gang mold
board plow.
There are two tanning mills, two
that some one should have in their
barns at present prices.
If there's anything you need In
my line now's the time TO get il, fOr
turn the stock over to MIR. Manning
on November 1st.
PLEASE PAY UP If you owe me-
please pay at once, as / want to
close my books. 1 need my money
now, as 1 have place for IL, and
cannot further delay settlements
r. A. WGGINS
Liberty Street, Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
United brethren Meetings.

The quarterly meetings of the
United Brethren church. situated at
Fourteenth and Marion streets. in
Yew Park. will be held Saturday and
Sunday. II is expected that Bishop
II. l.. Barkley, of Portland. will
preach. Rev. o. A. Marte, formerly
professor in the college at Philo-
math, is pastor OF the church, and
the meetings will be In charge OF
Presiding Elder A. r. Lauder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
POTATO IN THE PEN.
His Name Is Mike. but He Is an Irish
Potato.

Sheriff Stevens, of Multnomah
county. is in the city today, having
brought two prisoners to the peni-
tentiary. They were Mike Potato,
charged with~t the crime of rape and
sentenced to 90 years, and Frank
Gordon, who was given an indeter-
inmate sentence for burglary. Sher-
in Stephens was accompanied by his
chief deputy, Jacob Proebstel. They
will return to Portland this after
noon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

Charles c. Patrick stopped !.
Salem for a day, after mab,n
trip from Astoria to 'Frisco
lumber schooner. He is coma.
with the Tongue Point Lnmha. I
George Cox, who was iniuros
Breitenbush last Friday, by fam
from a ladder, while placing -4
pipe on the roof of his cabin g
accompanied to Albany this mor,,'
'hy George Richards, to be trea,os:1
the hospital in that city. LII
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
Brought Here for Burial.

The remains OF James E. Meade,
who died Sunday at the Good sa-
maritan hospital, in Portland, were
brought here today on the morning
train for burial. The interment was
in the Odd Fellows cemetery. and
the services at the grave were con-
dueted by Rev. Davis Errett, of the
Christian church. and according TO
the ritual OF the order.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
Back From Newport

Warden Curtis and Herbert Clark.
OF the state prison, returned yester-
day from several days hunting trip
at Newport. They came back wear
ing the proverbial smile. but their
packs did not appear especially
heavily loaded. They, however. re-
port a fine time. and enjoyed trolling
for salmon and shooting ducks.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
BORN.

DICKSON.-At the family home :,
Elk City, Oregon, Monday a
tober 10, 1906, to Mr.. and n,
Ernest Dickson, a 1O-pound bo,
The grandfather, P. N. Latb,oD
lives in this city.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
Personal

A. King wilson, Ol TolIIdhu' la
in the city.
Mrs. A. o. Condit went to Portland
today to visit friends.
Attorney A. NJ. Cannon went to
| Portland this morning.
VIII George went to Oregon City
last evening on a business trip.
Dr.. w. T. Williamson has returned
TO Portland, after brief visit here.
Professor William Wallace -Gra-
ham returned to Portland yesterday
afternoon.
Rev. F. H. Neff. of the United
Brethren church, went to Philomath
on business matters today.
Postmaster Farrar has returned
from few days sojourn at Seal
Rocks.
Clyde G. Huntley, representative
from Clackamas county in the legis-
lature, is in Salem.
Mrs. A. j. Gosser and family left
today for Junction City to reside for
the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Brasher and
little son returned yesterday from
an outing at Newport
Mr.. and Mrs. S. j. Shannefield
went to Portland this morning for
a brief visit.
Hon. T. B. Kay was among the
Portland-bound passengers on the
morning local.
Miss Edna Wendell and Miss Grace
Clinton have returned to their home
here.
r. Deppee and wife returned to
Turner today, after a brief visit in
the city.
A. c. Spencer and George w.
Joseph, Portland attorneys, are in
attendance on the supreme court.
The Misses -Hageyk, who have
been visiting Mrs. A. Lewis, went to
Turner this morning.
Mrs. B. Prang, who has been vis-
iting here, left today for her home
in Sublimity.
E. Linwood Jones, representative
from Clackamas county, is here in
attendance at the Meade funeral.
d. II. Allen, son of County Clerk
Allen, went to Albany this morning
for a visit.
John Moir, who has been in at
tendance at the Presbyterian synod, |
which met at Newport, returned
home yesterday.
Rev. Father Verhaag, of Verhoot,
the Dutch settlemen near Forest
Grove, passed through here yester-
day afternoon.
William Anderson, one of the sur
veyors for the Willamette Traction |
Company, has returned to his home
at Lentz.
Rev. H. T, Babcock returned last
evening from the Presbyterian synod
which has been in session at New
port.
Mr. and Mrs. S. C. Brown went to
Albany this morning to attend the !
of the Baptist churches,
which meets there today.
Mrs. Dennis Tracy and daughter.
who have been the guests of Mrs. NJ.
Trester, left this morning for their
home in Cedar Rapids, Neb.
w. r. Wood. who travels for a
Portland implement house, went to
Jefferson this morning to look after
business interests.
Miss Lenna Cavanagh, of "Hin-
side Farm" is in the city to atterd !
the Knight-Fawk wedding, which
takes place Wednesday.
l.. X. Hertzel was among the Port
land-bound passengers this morning.
He will remain in the metropolis for !
several days.
f. L. DAILY, who has been here sew
eral days, returned to Heppner to-
day. where he is engaged in busi-
ness.
Rev. A. n. Fisher, d. D.. OF Port
land. one of the lecturers at the
seminary. is in the city to-
day.
Miss E. w. Harbord and Miss ]. |
II. Fry, both of this city are regis
tered at the Continental in New
York.
w. L. Brant. who is well known
here, and is now attending one OF /
the Portland business colleges.
passed through today on his way to |
Toledo.
A H Esch Of Calgary Canada
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
"U. \. NIail."--
Where Is Mrs. Bierward.

sheriff Culver has been informed
that the Bierward family. OF Ger
vais. has offered a reward OF s5e
for any Information as TO the7where-
abouts OF Mrs. Rose Bierward, who
disappeared from her home last Sat
urday evening. She is SIS years OF
age, about 8 feet. inches tall, aud
speaks French exclusively. When
she left her home she wore a black
dress. hat and coat. and had on a
gray waist. She has no teeth. as
she left her false set at home before
taking her departure. she Is said
TO have some money with her.
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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

Cali at i47 Court street. and get
a good tailor-made suit at half
price. I0-l5-6t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

Misft clothing sale every day at
ti7 Court street. Save your money
oy calling. l0-i5-6t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

Ore, a boy who desires to learn drug
business. Apply at once l0.s-tf.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

On sewing machines, vehicles and
implements. Virgins ad, last page.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
10 MORE PRUNR PAGERS

Wanted at once hy rillson n Com.
pany. Steady work; good pay. Ap.
ply at packing house. iO-i8-Iw
"U. \. Mail.'---
The transfer wagon carrying the
mails between the postoffee and the
depot now bears in big yellow letters
the sign ~. s. Mail"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

-
Ore, a boy who desires to learn drug
business. Apply at once l0.s-tf.
call at 447 Court street. and get
a good tailor-made suit at half
price. I0-l5-6t
On sewing machines, vehicles and
implements. Virgins ad, last page.
Misfit clothing sale every day al
tt7 Court street. Save your money
by calling. lO-i5-6t
The Misfit Clothing Pariors, 4a7
Court street. sells hne tailor-made
suits for about half original cost.
1o-l5-6t
Piease Pay Up
All who owe me viii please pay up
at once. as | cannot further delay
settlement. +, A. Virgins.
his Of the Flesh
Most OF the Ills flesh Is heir to are
remedied by osteopathy. Likely
your case would be easily reached.
II would at least do no harm 10 have
a talk with DIR. b. II. White. In the
Breyman building, tues-fri
ficase Pay Cp--All who owe me
will please pay az once. as l can
not further delay settlement. y. A.
Virgins. 1915
Ring Up
harrington when In need OF a
meat order. You viii receive the
best.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

All who owe me viii please pay up
at once. as | cannot further delay
settlement. +. A. Virgins.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

The Misnt Clothing Parlors. 447
Court street, sells fne tailor-made
suits for about half original cost.
l0-l5-6t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16

Ring Up
harrington when In need OF a
meat order. You viii receive the
best.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-10-16
ms Of the Flesh

rioase Fay up--All who owe me
will please pay az once. as l can
not further delay settlement. y. A.
Virgins. I0-l6-
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
Rural Carriers To Count Mail.

Intructions nave been sent to the
Rural Carriers to begin in April
counting the number Of pieces OF
mail matter distributed and collect
ed on their respective routes. This
it is supposed, is done to ascertain
how many of the routes are doing
a sufficient amount of business to
warrant their continuance. 1t is
understood that should any of them
fail to handle minimum amount Of
mail matter per month-supposed
to be about 5000 pleces-they will
either be given every other day SER
vice or discontinued. 1t therefore
behooved all who are in favor of q
continuance of this service as it is
at present to increase their CORE
spondence and thus contribute to
the volume of business.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
Lexington Presbytery.

Alta meetinn Of the board Of dea-
cons of the presby terian church
held Tuesday evening, q committee
was chosen, with Mr. J Med Adair
as chairman, to arrange for the en-
tertainment of Lexington presby-
terry. Presby meets in spring
meeting in the Lexington church
Tuesday evening, May 1. 1t is usu-
ally in session about three days. An
attendance of 80 missioners may
be expected. Ali the Presbyterian
ministers within the bounds OF the
presbytery are included in the mem
bersLip OF the presbytery,and every
church in the presbytery is entitled
to send one ruling elder as lis law
commissioner. The bounds of Lex
ington presbytery are very large.in-
Guiding Augusta, Rockingham.
Bath and Highland and the larger
part of Rockbridge in Virginia and
a large territory in West Virginia,
extending out as far as Clarksburg
and Sutton.
The committee of deacons hay
ing the arrangements for the en-
tertainment of presbytery in charge
will endeavor to moke their stay IN
Lexington a most pleasant one; in
which purpose they can count on
the cooperation of members of the
congregation Rockbridge County
News.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
CHEAPER FART LAND.
SOutkw st Offes Best OppO tuni-
Ii FO S;Ilc In s.

Many farmers in the Northern
and Eastern states are selling their
high priced lands and locating in
the Southwest. Many who have
been unable to own their homes in
the older country are buying land
in tile new country,
Unusual opportunities exist
along the lines of the Missouri-Pa-
cific Iron.M ountain-Route. The
rich, al!uyial delta lands and river
bottom lands of Southeast Missou-
ri, Eastern Arkansas, Louisiana and
Texas, capable Of producing 60 bu
of corn, bale of cotton. 4. 6 tons
alfalfa, $50 bushels Of potatoes,and
other grains, vegetable and hay
crops, can be bought for $3.50 to
SIS per acre. When cleared and
slightly improved will rent for 81
to Sc per acre cash.
Uplands more rolling, lighter
soil, adapted to fruit growing
peaches, pears, plums, grapes, ber-
ries-also melons, tomatoes and
other vegetables, can be bought
for s. to SO per acre IN unlmprov-
ed state. Many places with small
clearIDgs and some improvements
can be bought very cheap.
This is q fine stock country. No
long winter feeding. Free range,
pure water, mild climate. A
healthy, growing country, with
great future.
Write for map and descriptive
literature on Missouri, Arkanas,
Louisiana, Texas, Kansas, or Indian
Territory. Very cheap rates on
first and third Tuesdays of each
month.
Address.
A. A. GALLAGHER, D. P. A,
Cincinnati, 0.
or II. G. TOWNSEND, G. P. & 7. A.,
st Louis. Mo
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
Proper Defense.

"Not guilty, your honor"
The reply Of skinny Mike, the
Bank Safe Blower, was as clear as
a bell.
"But you were caught red-hand-
ed in the act" declared the court.
81 was there, your honor, but on
Iy in my official capacity as mem
Der OF the board Of directors of the
corporation known as the Amalga-
mated Association Of Bank Trim
mers."
THAT being the case," said the
court, "You are discharged. The
prosecuting attorney will take steps
at once to briug this criminal asso-
citation before me in its corporate,
not its individual capacity, and
when he does what | do to it will
be plenty"
After this court adjourned, hay
ing satisfied precedent.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13

on Sunday. The committee at first
tried TO kill the bills by not report
ing them, but by vigorous effort OF
Mr. Barrett, and some other gentle
men on the committee, they were
finally gotten out Of the committee
and put on the calendar of the
House. the committee recommend
ing that the bill to close from mid
night to 5 AN should not pass, and
reporting the jail penalty bill fav-
Orably. Mr.. Bland, Of Portsmouth
fought both of these bills vigorous
lv in the committee, and is largely
responsible for the failure of the
bills to pass. After it was found
that the Early Closing bill would
not be favorably reported from the
House Committee, a similar bill
was introduced in tile Senate and
was referred to the Committee on
the General Laws. A hearing was
promptly given and although al
attempt was made to amend the
'aw, by exempting from its provis-
ion the soc,ol clubs, he bill was
favorably reported back to the SEN
ate by a practically unanimous vote
but it wa, meyer allowed to be taken
up, and both it and a similar bill
in tie House died on the calendar.
The fight on the bill for Jail SEN
tence for Sunday violation was Bit
ter and long drawn out. Mr Barrett
made a strong fight and succeeded
in placing the House Oh record on
the bill. The vote to suspent the
Joint resolution of The Senate
and House and place the bill on the
calendar resulted in the House to a
vote Of 33 to 81, the speaker yot-
ing in the negative. When the
action Of the House was commune
Gated to the Senate an animated de-
bate followed, and Senators Chap
man and Sale opposed the motion,
but the Senate agreed to the reSo-
luton by a recorded vote of 30 to s
as follows:
Ayes--Anderson, Campbell, Dick
inson, Fulton. Gunter, Hartman,
Hobs, Keezell, Kerns, Lasslter. Lin
coin, Lynn Machen, Mann, Mem.
eyer, Noel, Patteson, Phlegar, Ris-
on, Roberts, Sedler, Sears, Sims, st
Clair, Strobe, Tavener, Thomas.
Walker, H. It. Wickham and T. A.
Wickham-30.
Noes--Chapman, EchCls, Garrett,
Greear. Holt, Sale, Shackleford,
Turner'S.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
OutclaSsed.

The little bunch of patriarchs
watched the disappearing figure of
their compatriot.
ut amt no USE" sighe one.
"What's the matter?' queried the
stranger.
mo matter what kind Of a story
we tell about the weather he can
always beat us out"
"Who is hep"
20, that's old Methuselah and he's
got about 500 years the best Of us. y
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
Public Sale.

At my residence on head of St.
Creek, S miles east of Monterey, |
will, on Saturday, April 18th, 1906,
offer for sale the following person
al property: good work horses,
3 two-year old Clydesdale colts, 4
cows, two fresh, and other two Will
be fresh later ON, three-year-old
bull, I two-year-old steer, re- head
of yearling steers and heifers. 3
hogs, one a good brood SOW, I
road wagon, buggies, set OF
wagon harness, so bushels OF ear
corn, about 1900 to 1900 feet OF
lumber, 5000 or 6ooo red oak shin
giles.
One hundred acres Of grazing
land will be rented on day of sale,
TERMS:-A credit of 7 months
will be given-purchasers to give
with good endorsers.
T. ]. Rexrode.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
IS The Moon Inhabited.

Science has proven that the moon has
an atmosphere. which makes life in some
form possible on that satellite; but moi
for human beings, who have hard
enough time on this earth OF ours; espec.
ially thu Sc who don't know that Electric
Bitters CUES headache, billiousness, Ma
laria, Chills and Fever, Jauldice, Dys-
pepsia, dizziness, Torpid Liver, kidney
complaints, general debility ana female
weaknesses. Unequalcd as a general
tonic and appetizer for weak persons
and especially for the aged. 1t induces
sound sleep. Fully guaranteed by X II
Trimble, druggist. Price only 50.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
Public Sale.
OE VALUABLE CRABBOTToM FARM

OE VALUABLE CRABB0TT0M FARM
will on Thursday, Goth day
of April, 1906, sell at public auc-
ton at nv residence 4 miles north
of the Crabbottom mill, nv valua-
lie grazing farm consisting of $50
acres, 25 acres of fine meadow (said
to be the best in the county. Farm
is we'll watered. 7 never. failing
springs and streams raining
through entire length of farm.
Upon the land is one good old or
chard, one fine young orchard OF
improved fruits beginning to bear,
also large garden with small fruit
such as pears, peaches, apricots,
plums, raspberries, currants. large
comfortable house of s rooms with
hall, standing about 30 yards from
public road, dairy in yard, yard is
shaded with balmgilead, locust and
fir pine, good barn and other nee
essary outbulldlngs, farm IS located
on an eminence, commanding fine
view of the Crabbottom valley and
mountain scenery of a distance Of
20 miles. Perfect good title can
be made. Terms easy and made
fully known ON day of sale. For
further information calf on or adj
dress. j. b. Hldv,
Crabbottom, Va.
P. SIT will be sold as a whole
or in two tracts as purchasers may
desire
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13

Nothing will relieve indigestion
that is not thorough digestant.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digest what
you eat, and allows the stomach to
rest cooperate = grow strong
again. A few doses of Kodol after
meals soon restores the stomach
and digestive organs to full per-
Torrance of their functions oatur-
ally. Sold by K H Trimble.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
Human Blood Marks.

A tale of horror told by marks of hu-
man blood in the home of ] w Williams
a well known merchant of BAG, XIV. lie
writes: Twenty years ago I had severe
Gemorrhages of the lungs, and was near
death when began taking DR. Kings
New Discovery. 1t completely cured me
and have remained well ever since" 1t
cures hemorrhages, chronic cough, Set
tied colds and bronchitis, and is the only
known cure Tor weak lungst Every bot.
tie guaranteed by K IL Trimble, druggist
5Oc and $1.OO. trial bottle free.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-04-13
Her Garden.

I'm spading up my garden,
I'm going to plant some seeds,
The kind that grow up flowers
But | don't want any weeds.
For weeds. my papa tells me,
Are just an awful bother
So I'll plant mine all posies
And leave the weeds for father.
Earle Gardiner in Woman
Home Companion for April.