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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-29

monarch or the regency; because the
prosecution Of cases in secular tribunals
TO secure equity are costly in time
and money and are provocative of
wreck in the affairs OF tho realm.
Seeing these things as the regency
must see them, if it will consider his
tory and duly weigh coutemporancous
events, il is in the power of even the
temporary authority which the monarch
has left in charge of this realm, to so
establish n wise and honorable system
of accountability to tho subjects for
the use of the moneys which they have
contributed, and TO so establish rules
for tho disposition of tho trust funds
that the end of equity may be gained
and maintained without protracted
suits of law before the secular tribunals,
1t is only question whether the re
gency will achieve by this voluntary
action this great result or whether, like
the monarch who has departed the
kingdom for a season, it, will persist
emily defy public Judgment and tho
law, and thereby make continuous con
trovcrsy until justice shall be nObly
gained by the noble contention of the
eubjects against the ignoble resistance
of the monarch who has ignobly failed
TO accord recognition to the most gu.
cred rights of the subjects,
Tho regency may have temporary
victory by pursuing tho methods of the
monarch, whose supreme influence has
subverted tho due course of Justice in
the past; but some of them viii live
TO see the day when, in defiance Of tho
tyrannies and temptations, some brave
judge, like tho courageous and learned
man who sits in the District Court at
Chicago, will overthrow all the preten-
sions and all the illegalities, and thon
these members of the regency will
realize that this was their day Of op-
portunity-inath the absence OF the mon
arch-to establish justice and frater-
nifty among tho subjects Of the realm,
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WHATNoT FOR TANNER.

That sensational story about Presi-
dent and Professor and Sunday school
Director and Educational Superintend-
ent and Polygamistic monopolist, Jo-
seph M. Tanner, which depicted him as
going into the mountains of Mexico to
write r history Of the Savior of man
kind, is now corrected by plain,
simple tale from Alberta, Canada. The
Cardston Star, an authenticated Nor
mon Journal, tells that the distinguished
professor is in that town and is "going
TO take the personal supervision of his
farming interests and our friends may
find him on the disc, the hayrack, the
mower, the binder, or whatnot during
the summer
Just what the "whatnot is In farm
ing and how the versatile professor
will use IL is matter for interesting
speculation. But there can be no doubt
Of his experience with the rack, the
mower and the binder,
1t will be remembered that he occu-
pied the rack (and also felt the thumb
screw for a considerable period pre-
yious to his departure from the United
States to dwell under various foreign
flags In multiplied marital blessings,
He was racked considerably at the time
when ne was compelled to resign his
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presidency Of the Agricultural college
by his ecclesisstical superiors, who were
at last brought TO a realization that
Utah would lose her national approprl-
alton if she continued to maintain q
polYgamist at the head of a Federal
school He was also racked some when
several Of the hierarchs who had petted
and patted him in his polygamous ex-
ploits concluded 10 tic some Of the
community offenses around his neck and
turn him loose as goat-scapegoat
possibly, but goat anyway. His final
rackiug came from the reported refusal
of two or three young damscls to ac-
cept polygamous marriage with him as
the only possible road to eternal bliss.
Prof Tanner has also been acquaint.
ed with the binder. In addition to
claiming the right to bind on earth so
that things might be bound in heaven
be has been under the ministrations Of
one or more Of the official polygamous
binders of the Mormon church who
have bound the knot for him on several
occasions, IT. is rumorcd also that he
is a modern self-binder in this respect,
and that at least ono Of his marriages
was achieved by his meeting a girl on
the street corner and performing the
ceremony for their two selves in casu-
al conversation.
Professor Tanner may not know much
about moving, but be viii learn; for
whatsoever a man soweth that shall he
also NOV.
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GETTING INSTRUCTIONS,

The Governor of Utah, tho Hon. JohT
! Calvin Cutler, is justly 10 be envle6
| by all other executive officers in this
or any other Nation of the earth
I Most men, so stationed, are required
to ponder gravcly upon matters OF
| public moment, and when diverse in
terests array themselves and demand
| from executives divergent action, mos,
officials possessing authority arc re-
! quired to take the chances OF public
error and personal disaster in announc'
ing their conclusions.
Not so with Hon. John Calvin Cutler
| OF Utah. Just at the present time q
| large and influential element of the
| citizenship Of this State is demanding
an extraordinary session OF the Leg
islature to engage in the most extra
| ordinary proceeding of passing a reso-
luton for submission to the people TO
amend the Constitution of this State
in order TO secure the consolidation of
the Agricultural College with the State
University, and another large and in
1uential element of citizenship here is
arraycd against the extraordinary sea-
sion, because that element opposes all
effort Of the consolidation of the two
big schools, Largely tho controversy
is within the party Of which Governor
John Calvin Cutler is an adherent; and
most Governors would be tearing their
hair in an anguishcd attempt to recon
cile the conflicting partisan and per
sonal interests involved
Happy John Calvin Cutlerl He may
still attend TO his joyous duties of cut
nd al "a 111sa
shcars-lcaving to his side-partner in
the coupon business and to the manu-
facturer OF his cloth and to his all
around principal-the three being COM
bined in one in the person of APOSTLE
Smoot-a decision Of the entire matter.
All that Governor Cutler has TO do is
to trust in the Lord. He understands
the whole duty of man, which is to do
as you are told and leave the respon
sibility with God. "Obey tho priest
hood, and it will come out all right -
Governor Cutler
And happy Apostle Smoot, also! For
all he has to do is to open the desk
containing the instructions that the
departed prophet, seer, and revclator
(only temporarily departed, may God
grant!) and deliver the prophetic pur
pose on the point of the extraordinary
session of the Legislature as oracularly
as if he had drawn leaf from the
Sibylline books.
But it is Governor John Calvin Cutler
who is the most gloriously happy one.
Smoot does have his moments Of worry,
because he does not like to obey
rather his preference is to command;
whereas Governor Cutler has no greater
pleasure than in doing as he Is told.
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Judge Booth Favor'
Consolidation

Editor Tribune:-Tbe propos'tioaa mo
combine the Agricultural coiieS 1s,aIa and
Stato University is very slnIp9 -
Sea,u ssnsc idea. II maintained sep
,rotniy thev Will absorb about Two nltns
~ ihe entire revenue OF the SIhue 49,
mnited they will be maintained on on S
same basis of efficiency lor one NV ,,,ta
tho annual revenue. why nn ooo nar
Ibon7 WHY waste over 3lOo.uoo psi
,.nor ~ rho state revenues? why pay
fwo-efths of the revenues or tne
sor work that can be better done loE
e-ffth. ~. euf
Tba Income of this State is not SUI
6cieut to maintain TWO upiVersilleo
will burden our State to care proper
sor ono am not particular as 10 tne
IocatIon OF the State University ouL =.
IA importsnt that the people De no'
hurdened with excessive taxation, HeIe-
Iv in order TO waste half the amount CA
pended for higher education.
rhore ava ,swer than 500 students OF
college or university grade enroliod e@ech @
vaar at the University, and feWer tnan
100 (perhaps about nifty on btrictlS
college counD at the Agricultural collese,
All these students are taxing couIoes
that are Identical IN three tourtns dnH
similar In the other fourth o. tneir "oIh
Practically the whole body OF higher Stu-
school than in two. and for just nan
the cost Ia the classes now organlSeu eee
Al present about three-fifth tsay S"o'oOo'
Of the money received from the Govern,
uaent BIZ the Agricultural college III useo
in teaching the same branches that are
taught In the Universlty-lnusuases
history, mathematics. economies con-
merce, law, science. ETC., and about Two
afths $50 .0OO) only of the Government
fund are devoted to teaching agriculture
II combined with the University the en-
tire sol 900 per year received from the
Government, would be devoted TO the
teaching OF agriculture. That is. the et-
Aciency OF the Agricultural college as
a technical school in agriculture would
be far more than doubled by uniting the
schools.
The talk that to unite the schools
would be to destroy or inlure the Agrl-
cultural college is mere nonsense. Com
biuation would more than double the
efficiency Of that school. II 1t is good
agricultural school We desire. let us
combine the higher schools. IL 1t is
the particular locaiity-Cacho, Weber.
Salt Lake, Davis, Utah, or some otner
county-that is important. we can vote
on the question OF the site OF the com
blned schools as a separate question. All
agricultural colleges In other States have
been vastly improved by being united
with the State university, and the latter
has also been mado more efficient by the
union, while an immense saving In pub
lie taxation has resulted. Why should
not our State follow these good examples
and do likewise? Yours for efficiency In
education and economy In taxation,
]. e. BOOTH,
Provo, Utah, July 25. 1905.
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ditures; the public is being we'll treated,
municipal improvements are going on
at rate never known before, and all
enormously to the public advantage,
and just as enormously to the disad-
vantage Of the cronkers and the poIitt-
cal plotters and shriekers. The situation
is one of the utmost satisfaction to the
American party voters and leaders. 1t
is not possible, of course, to satisfy the
good people and the well disposed pub
lie and at the same time TO satisfy the
political croakers, self-seekers and par
tisan hcelcrs; but the American party
pins its faith to the taxpayers and to
the great public, and satisfying these
fully while at the same time advancing
the city splendidly in municipal i'm.
provements and betterments, it con
fldently rests its case upon. the calm
judgment of the observing and we'll
Judging public sentiment.
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Provo, Utah. July 25. 1906.
PETTY PILLAGE,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Cleveland Plain Dealer.
IL required an automobile upset TO
bring TO public attention a disgraceful
violation of the laws Of hospitality, as
we'll as those that prescribe penalties for
petit larceny Amid the wreckage left
by this accident the servants OF nearby
club found a number OF articles taken
from the club dining-room. The occu-
pants OF the automobile had dined at this
club and were on their way home when
the accident occurred. 1t was quite evi-
dent that some member of tho party
had conhscated the articles found, pre-
sumably as souvenirs of the feast There
were several pieces OF tho clubs silver
ware In the loot and a number Of nap
kins.
The publicity given this discovery
prompted the president Of the club, a
Brooklyn organization, to tell how much
the club property had suffered from the
raids OF these souvenir fends. All was
fish that was small enough 10 60 into the
pilferer's net. They took hand mirrors,
and powder puffs, and table cloths, and
various articles from the dining-rooms
In the aggregate these losses reached
serious sum, and the long suffering di-
rectors finally determined to put an end
TO the ptllages no matter who was in
Volved by the exposure
1t is quite possible that most of these
articles were taken thoughtlessly and In
the belief that the value OF the thing
taken was too small to be seriously con-
sidered. But II was theft just the same.
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a SUMNER NOVEL;

The early guest at sn b
sometimes Hnds the p,ss n IA
on It's seasons characIsI' Iii.
own unpretentious. rurs, s,a,'SS 3.
early coming ooaroeI eI.snttss
rival that ne mad foIso'd Il n
brush. Upon application. loo.a.rasIagQ
eral store" for tnis ,rslly N
commodity he was s nh.abs ,bs 81
when the woman behipa, .,sIr ,u' he,
gretted so much that tae, q, y,i n
mer novelties had not o.
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PSALM OF CITY vAoArIoN1sr

RANK Bates Flanner, In Indianapolis Na-,
req mo not in doleful measures
summer awful il you can,
n'Ee away 20 tho seaside pJeaSnr,.
For vacation; or a j'aiSt
10 the iakelet or tho rnountajn
camping; angling for chane,
'ust park sent BIZ the fountai5
Gives the rest within nv ranqa
Lug is earnest in the city.
But IL suits me 10 ::Tas.
ihst ; the burden Of my ditty.
SO it's where want To be
1rSte NOT, friend, OF shooting, boas,
"ork is plenty anywhere
1Ae, me PARK green shade, I'm not;r,
Is the place to drown dull care
> need the sun, tho bleschers
burn beneath me- or I tn-n
To the golf pills Sphere fcat,r
q, Ho'h 20 Tor pastine and TO learn;
VI 20 hammock with ny papers
VII IN the back yards shade 7 res,
rtIe my cops smoke upward caoar.
count IL blissful I u so best
30, say, take your vacation
Make your footprints In TIE s.,a
my refrain in high elation:
Sop the outings rear ar h.,d
hesp your skeetors, ivy, chiersrs
-, Dusty, 'dustless. baok Non =
IN maso 40 my vacation 6ggers
&" d'7ersions here at home
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FOR A GUEST Book

Oh ~ |. :.
A book OF guests! May y !, ~ ! II
The wise. the witty, ana .ns &
And such as own the douor
That makes them frlenas !"
heart. .s.5
May those who stand reeois res,s 4
Grow dearer with each aaasS p,s +.
Acquaintance into frienassS.r fries.sr n
And friendship ever prlsn,sst
Old friends are best, we NV s"v-'
But, as they fall upon inc .vef
Keep full the ranks VIII ns s.SSI
TIL time the adjective s.ss a t1
And II old friends st'li ~ 49, Am
The adage should Dc inaS a',ss ~
Friends are not best oe.sa,r ~ h
But old, because the yes.s ., ~
The years that try ana si ,ss M
Have proved them woliI Iouf
IS Weir Mitchell In 'n0 80
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I opics of the j

The NEW BATrLro,,.
New York Tribune
In the battleships Mish,.
carolina. for which the san a
just been let. the UnItea sSontrt
ment for tho FIRST lin. statss
great principle emphss,s eubcl
between Japan and RussIaa ~ p
yer, IN a II probability. fEbtI,tl lai| y
De conducted at long raSos as.'ne al
policy is 10 employ in ss' ,s Ts
only guns OF a single ,,u luz naln
the largest practicable cali ca,,hl anc
en- seven-inch rifles Of the 'Srs r 1
Connecticut class. the az s,,s ssetsal
guns and the dozen s,Y. ,sn1 n
Georgia class will he a,.aacn GU
sole reliance. except for rst'
pedo boats. will be twsi, tspelI
leaders. In the Michigan e.lse1
Carolina the seconderr aua
closely resemble but diw. oulf
tnat OF the Connecticut, b,,s sllsl' g
guns which 1t will incluS.a Jat i
calabre OF three inches yin
a.
fourteen-pound projectiI. a ~
If Admiral Dewey and h..
the general board could 70.
way, Congress would S.a na
10 sanction an Increase =,
these two vessels. who.u ~ "
was authorized more thai q
The members OF the eens
ferred a displacement q, ~ 81 -.
that OIL the Dreadnought) Il 4
which was originally propossS = :
wanted TO equip the new rsis.
Dig guns. another respect ~ ~,
Dreadnought would have bss,
me Inc board OF construction ana Ana
Bonaparte. however. did nos !,
this scheme. Only such cbss..
therefore: as the deparimsn,
erty TO make Itself were ess.sq
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THE PANAMA BOND a

OIiAHa bee.
The sale of sS0,0oo. 1000 . o., !,
at approximately 1O4, vh,.t
been consummated by .hs mi.
treasury. could be matched hv
ernment OF no other natInr
the finance ministers of Japrr
sia have been able to do vitAI.
has been TO 1oat their 4 uey'
Issues at far below par. snd
difficulty. And not even Germsr'
nor Great Britain, which neYt 4
highest In national credit. hnve
to approach the record just ~
is the moro important since h <
certain that the whole slSon1
Issue authorized on account n
canal construction could ba 4
substantially as adyantagsous
the Government. n
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ROAST BEEF OF OLD =,

NND<bo OE Obl HM|||
New York World.
A few days ago the BrItlsa n
ernmont board, having auaIy1sl
Der OF samples OF Chicago a.
proclaimed II all 10 be IA
though In a few cases not IN.
A firm Of army contractor N.
their own goods In England u
recently fined s25 for seIIInr
tins Of potted ham, tongue -
colored with oxide of iron aad /;
tar dye and preserved With b1r
In one case 10 the extent oi q
l per cent. W
The roast beef of old EnsIfI
these degenerate days a good nz|
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INSANITY AND PROSPL
Baltimore American. ~

In view OF the oft-repeased q
on the questions whether n
more prevalent than formerly 4
what are the causes for thnt
the statement made by Dr., p
Hill, physician in charge 81 y
Retreat, IN the sl3ty-third s1z@
OF that Institution, Is Intsrtl
Hill, In speaking OF the rsa11-
possible increase. siyeS, -
things, 1.-The prosperity OF ~
He says:
IF there Is marked ilrrs1
sanity at the present time ] ~
by a thorough research, eo1s'I
only of a survey OF the mental q
but an investigation with . 2
and chemical retort OF the ~.
and secretions of the body, Y
traced In a great part to tee
Of the period-the luxurious
the dissipations. the dspSfsue
old standard of rect!tude Ard
deterioration made possible u
tions OF society to a greater o.
gree"
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SALOON MEN pIsApnon
San Francisco Chronicle 80

The saloonkeepers who sr,,.
rich harvest when they vs,1
TO open their doors on Irl, Icy
be grievously disappointed i.
ume Of their sales and 10 hs =.
doubt as to whether they YIN ~
moneys worth for their hiah.,
censes and stltf rents. Tbsis \
sales, as compared, with tha..
ary before April ls cannot h. |.
for except on the theory IL,
many people VINO have SsAs
drinkers OF liquor have bean -.
habit by an enforced abstIrssa'
enty-nine days,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-29

Mr.. Howell will be pleased to do
anything he can for the Agricultural
College while busily engaged in advanc-
ing his candidacy.
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Fancying that little information on
The other side of the extra session ques-
tion would help Gov. Cutler, Logan will
be pleased TO furnish il 10 him.
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Some of the Democratic brethren
may be obstinate enough, though, to
want orders direct from President
Smith before voting the Smoot ticket.
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Sunday, July %, 1906.

Doubtless, city inspectors could find
number OF places around the city where
water is not being wasted.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-29

Those engaged in the business of fnd-
Ing fault with the city administration
will be greatly annoyed if there is not
q water shortage next month
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-29

1t may suit tho smoot leaders TO
have their political headquarters In the
Federal building, but the party work
ers cannot think il proper, there being
no saloon In the building.
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c.,i5 nose who suggested new name for
oalaer 8 park will be interested in the
announcement w to be made thore
wednesday, August l, at p. m.
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Mr.. Borah is gifted speaker, but
he will not be able TO express in pub
lie his thanks for ecclesiastical assist
aucp.
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Some people will see from the warn
ing of the water superintendent
against the waste OF water that they
may be deprived of one Of their sum.
mer pleasures.
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Church leaders in Idaho may be
found on both sides in the Republican
Senatorial fight, just to show that they
never interfere
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Mr. Bryan will greatly enjoy the
greetings Of tens Of thousands when
he reaches New York, even if he does
remember that all New Workers do not
vote as they shout,
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Democratic brethren who do not like
The interference OF Apostle Smoot in
politics will have right to complain to
President Smith, after the election.
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II is not yet known who will be tho
chairman of the Republican State COM
mittee, but Marshal Spry will direct
the campaign.
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During the absence of President
Smith, any brother may feel at liberty
10 60 to Apostle Smoot for counsel as
to his religious duty in the campaign.
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Would it be right to call the Legis-
lature TO meet during the hot weather,
when some of its members cannot keep
cool even in Januaryl
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Those seeking TO acquire grazing or
agricultural land, herafter, Will be care
ful TO sec that il ls free from coal.
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NEW YoKK's BAD MAl9I

NEW YORK'S BAD hAN'
Rochester Democrat and Cnr'nlit
1t Is commonly believed s1at
is the worst mannored CITY IN
and the belief Is not ill-loa
visitor 70 New York had oena
home all sense OF his perscls
and instructive objection %
handled by aggressive stfsal.
doesn't he will be In conh!aas
ter. The street manners Oh e.
In the country are bad enew
ter's are nothing TO boast os
particular New York osa"
bell.
New Workers explain tnhi
life in New York is so sres.
has time 10 be courteous, N
ly nonsense. II doesn't taAs
10 be courteous than 70
Moreover, the hurry oil Ns
largely affectation. A man
is worth nothing at all fus.sss f.s n
TO place as II 1t were Wonp
ond, merely because no
think II is.
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It is not surprising that Prof. Tanner
has become farmer in Alberta, as he
has for years shown a liking for bus-
baniry
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-29

Governor Cutler has not yet consid-
cred the extra session question, Apostle
Smoot having been busy with other
matters
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-29

Governor Gooding doubtless has pro.
nounced views on the Senatorial matter,
but he will not be so impolite as to
force them on the Pocatello convention.
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Perhaps the coal case defendants
will explain that they did not wish to
appear vain enough to say that they
knew moro about those lands than the
Government did
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Logan thinks it would be a shame to
call the Legislators from their homo
work during the busy season, Just to
consider the Agricultural College oues-
tjOn