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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03

9rocent. 6an tilfpje0e, At 6Orbe-
oringer bleo betalt for at OperituOz
bet, til bet 6leo npooenoi9t at u0s
Ite0e n0e 2tttier, Og oisie bleO iat
paa Wlarte0et n9locts" pau %
UGllioner Dollars. 9isIe Qtttier
oleo ol3t for par Surs, og Pea<
gene git tilbage til 0perIfu00et.
aommisiar Staples ipurgte 0a,
6oorfor De me 2(ttieir life bleo
iolgt for 100 eQer i'm oirtelige
Marteosoaroi. Oct par oa, 6arz
rington lap 6emmeli96e0en no og
piite, 6oorleoes oe tontro1eren0e
2(ttieejere oeolige6ol0er oeres W&agt
o9 paa iamme 3io faar npe 2ttz
tier til laoeite priier.
nRa1r Q(ttier uoite6es.@ IagGe
ban, bar oi oen g3eqel, at 6oer 2(f.
tieeier tan faa fe6t en- M 2(ftie til
par For 6oer fem 2(ftier. ban bar
fsr."
Staples uotalte, fom fin N}enin9.
at oenne 5orretningsmaa0e Oiite,
at 5ortjeneiten bar for itor. Del
bleo pit, At @reat g}ort6ern Ban
ems Ooerita6 MI er ooer 10 M}ils
tioner Dollars. Der 6ur6e life be-
re ida itor 5ortieneite, at Set bar
muliat At 0oerTtu0oet fun0e op
6o6e Ii9 til % N}iGioner 9oGars, n
iaa0e Staples.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
2larsberetnino.

vi piloe 9erne beoe @enner ON
at fOrlpge at uobrebe 9larsberet-
nin9en enonn mere, oa oi life bar
iolgt ner bet 9lntal, oi baobe oen-
tet at aff9tte. Den er leroeles bill
Zig o9 pil peffe Snteresle for Sam-
funoets 8irflombeber, boDr ben
ben tpmmer.
Oct lfuloe 9lebe oS me9et, pm
Samftnbets genner piloe epre bet
til fin Sp9aoe at afbenbe laa
mango lom muli9t. Seno 8eitil-
finger; 9ur bet / Dag. 9sris 1Or,
meb to ltore Yilleoer 20c.
Danifb autb. pubI. 6puft
Blair, Nebr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
SeriOm & arbejorr banrot,

9erIom De ar6ejoer 6aarot,
og 9irtnin9erne at bette eoinoeligt
Slio be9pnoer at Oiie iig, Iaa ojI
De finOe, At en- 0oiis AT Or. 9e.
ter's aurifo en- Sang imeQem oi
care Dem til itor Nptte mt0 at 6ol.
DC Spitemet 0r0en og Ttprte 5.
cole Orguner. 0enne 9amle llrte
meoicin er life at faa paa Q(pot6e.
Ter, men Ial9e5 oirette til 5orbru.
gerne gennem Qofals2(genter dnIdttt
al 5abritunterne, Or. peter 5a6r-
neb &: Sons 60, 112-118 6oDnt
2(oe., Gbicaao, Sis.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
YrObibitiOnpartiets aOnuentiOn.

Iebrafas pro6ibitioniiter bolot
oeres 5tdtsfonpention Qincoln Ben
81. Suli og nominereoe Statsem=
6eosmpno. 0et blep 6enItiQet til
Stdtstomitten at uopege en- aan
oiOat FOR 5orbun0siendtor. s pldts
former 1nbefales 9eotagelien al en-
GountD OptionsQoo; SnitiatiO o9
Rsferenoum; 6orbunosienatorers
@alg oeo Oirette 5olfeafitemnin9;
9oOfor6uo moO Sernbanepas oa
3a6atttr; Reouttion i 5ragtiatier-
ne og 3egeringens 0oertagelIe Al
3ern6aner. 1elegrafer og 5elefoz
ner.
Som aanoi6at for @uOtrnsr no
miuereoes 8. ;. Sutton; for @ite
suOernsr aeo. s. ,. 5oript6e; for
Statsietretor s. 0a. 9eG; 2tuoi=
tor SO. 6. g1i6oa; StatstaSisrer
SO. $. Ma0oor; Stoleiuperinten=
Dent Bert Wilion; 9eneralopotdt ).
.. @raoes; Sernbanetommisiar
8. g. Mteledrb, e. q. @iraro og
Samuel 9iht1.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
Gn saOnlis Gesn.

6u 400 Regn bar reOoet Majisn
I Staten Samois for pjeblitteQs
5are. Sninois 9eirbureau uoiteotc
/ 9irsoags fslgenoe Bulletin.
Zen sennemfnitli9e 3emperatur
/ ltgens 0pb bar "A @r. Der bar
fun lioen 5oranoring Wlarimums
9emperatursn fra Dag til 0ag.
Den oarmeite Da9 BAR 27. SUIT
oa 6eieite 5emperatur git op til 9s
@raoer. meO lIn0tagelie at Del
nor0lige Oiitritt, boor oen Oarie.
reoe fra so til SO GrdOer.
Der par iuuao0tipm ingen REQ.
bsr I Staten for 81. SuIi.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03

pad, 6por mango Der er fdlone, od
observation-disclosures bar isrget for, II
baaoe Sernbane, 9eIe9raf o9 5eles
fonf0r1isak 81. T.. P'ist.. b....
bog pda 500 Zoo. Sra Re9erin=
gems Sioe t9mpeoe De 4 lopdle
aompagnier 5nfanteri og iaa en-
GItaore al 9 arpoiere og flere 5orz
peoo6aaoe. 90 Oprprerne 6alts
nin9en benDtteOe 59itningens 4rs
tiaeri. bl. 4. burtigitpOenoe VIA
Itintdnoner moo Be lopale pda Stis
bene % moo Snfdnteriet pdd aom-
mdnoer Zen. 5lere Steoer tom oct
ogIad til 9aionetfagtning. timber
en- Iaaoan 6teo Oberit gotoroff,
ION le0eoe oe lopdle trooper. ipios
oct paa en- 9aionet. 6an 6ao ON
Qaaoe og begareoe at 6Iioe fert
paa 0oipital, men forgeoes. 6alos
oe0 6lep ban meo en- Sten bunoet
I'm 6alIen taItet I @anoet.
Gfterretninaerne af 2. Qtug. l0s
Ser forIt pad. At observation-disclosures,
efter At arigsffibene slaoa %
Gaorenifh bar onfomne III Scenen
% 6dooe bom6aroeret 0em eftet=
tyDffeligt, 6dooe obergioet iig. Dlsn
pad ianme 5i0 bemGrtes, at Der
maaite er lanat til Gnoen pda
strou6le"en. st Telegram ira @i.
Fora melOer, at oen rusiiite 75lo.
tiaa. ION Der itationeret oeo 6ans
90, bar giort 0lntteri tat 0er:s
Oificerer I 6orbarinq og er nl
paa 9ei til Soed6org for at TOM.
me here's ncompdtriots (Meofeores
lanosoenneD til 6jalp.
Ulen ida tommer IioIte Telegram
ira 0eliingfors al i @aar og iigsr,
at 0prererne after bar opndaet al
fla aontror ooer bele Soeabora
5aihin8 meo llno!a8et1e af 2erne
SdnS6am % Raraa, Der o9iaa 6ss
rer til Sc ipo Smaaser, fom 6ait=
nin9en omfatter. Gn U}a9aiins
Gisploiion oraGs 10 at Oprerernt.
De lobale 9ropper ta6te mango
unoer SIaget.
glaar til at otttt tommer Can
oets lammenoe SnouItri 6unaers.
mo paa ffne Steoer. gigets 6aars
tige areoit Opitaho man oeo
life 6oor sen npfte uo6rnoer, sa.
ren sr life til at fiole paa, - la
tan man not 6aot tt 9egre6 ON. i
63arens @la6e ooer at baoe faaet
8umasn fra 6aanoen life fan oare
ret itor.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
10. Marg.
Oicre Oplpsnins Duties.

4 5 n0aniteren4 g1r. 80 bar min
qamle Ben og groOer Qait. 8.
6anIen giOet nogle Oplpsninger onl
9anoet N}ont.
Seq plejer at foritaa pait. 6au=
ien buaoe nuar ban taller, Itriber og
eller5 pda unoen WtaaOe i9ttar Jig
/ SpioIen for ct 2trbej0e; men 6er
er Dog noget iom er ipert at fatte:
Der fortGGes At man / 9opion
So. fan faa frit 6omeiteaO uat,
3e9eringen4 anlegger ct Ooerria=
lingsIpitem 6porpeo 8efoltning
Iattes Stano til at faa meget pr
bei6e og goo 8etaling. 0et er aliz
iammen go0t iaa langt; men nu er
Der 0em Ser bar fortalt mia, 5olt
fom beer U}ont., at oenne
Sn0Iatning al en- aanal oil lag8e
EN- Stat pud Gjen0ommen af $50
pr. Qfcre. QutIaa frft 6omefteao II
$50 pr. 2tcre. 6r set Iaale6es ia1
6ur6e set oe6fsies andre Oplnsnin.
ger; t6i til. Sen 9ris fan man o9s
Iaa Faa frit Qan6 andre Ste6er.
2Gr66oi9It
NieI8 0umffoo.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
GOOiOpelt nGster isen

preiioents aooIeoelts Setreter,
ooeb, bar Itrepet ct greD til Wers.
9. u. ainfep / peoria, 81. an-
leoning af, at bun 6abSe Ienot qra.
iioenten ct 9toisu6tlip, boori Oct
bso, at ban muligbis pifOe blibe no.
mineret for en- trsoie Sermin. aoef
itriOer: npraiioenten bur insen 5il-
fsieiie at gre til i'm Grtlering ef.
ter galget 1904. Den 9eiIutnina,
ban "a tunogioroe. er urottslig."
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
G. A. R. ENCAMpMENT, MINNEAPOLIS,
AUGUST IS TOl8.
Special Low Rates.

$7.35 from Blair, to Minneapolis, Minn.
and Return on August H. IL and 13.
will apply for tickets with favorable
return limits, on account of National
G. A. r. Encampment, via The North
Wertern Line. Direct route. Splendid
train service. Excellent fast schedules
Special e. A. r. trains. The best of
everything. For dates of sale and full
pattienlars apply to agents Chicago s.
North Western R'y.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
Stillineen / 22uslano.
9nmaens Wieolemmer ifal til
tales for SejfurrGocri.
SuenbOrs cprsrerneS 6Gnoer.
G3oten o9 Bans Re8erin g
5otIegen4e0.

De Toite 8a9es Meloinger fr1
8uslano bar fornemmelig treOIet
ON to 9ing - bouO G3aen ag=
ter At gpre meo Sen afgaaeoe 3u-
mas Meolemmer % iaa Repolu
tioniiternss Grobring al Soed6or5
,Roroens @ibralier".
5srft leo BET 10, Iom 63aren lite
oioite, boa0 ban itul0e 9ere peO
otn afItsoige6e Dumas W}eoIemmer,
iom 6doOe unoerIfreoet oen 6en-
penoelIe til 5olfet, ser bleo Oeotls
qst Qi6er9. Rn fpnes 0et imi6Ier
to, at BAN er bleoeu eni9 meo fla
felp ON. bodo ban bill gere meO
oem. SITTER hbao Der meloes fra CT
Qeters6org 5irsoa1, er Der ino=
leoet retsti9 5orfelaelie imoo oem,
ioet oares 6cnoenoelIe til 5oltet
ON life at betale Staten og lie
noe sol0atertjeneite. for Ser after
bfiber Iammenfdlot en- glahonalfor.
famIine betra9tes iom 6siforrns
oeri.
6oao oeres straf Oil blioe. Oso
nun life. men 0en 5ormening uos
tales. at 8ttsforfplgelish imoo Sem
baientiq bar iii 6eniigt At fors
6in0re Oerss Gjenoals til 93iqsou=
maen. Ruslanos 2oo ttitemmer
nemlig, at ingen. iom er unoer fri
's...sNaeI 5orfslaeIie. fan oalges til
lssS,t mso6oraerligt 5iliosotro els
~ Gmbe0e. Man tror life. at Sc
N Eitutipnt0t 7emotrater oil bIi-
! ~ aemt:. 6porimoo maaffe soi
VIE Socialiiter oq Raoifale Oil
tomme til at ioaie fla 6aa Gangslcts
Muye.
ssmioltrtio tr Ser uobruot ME
g'anitelis9eoer for G3dren UPntteri
itor Stil sr uo6ruot Rusldn0s
iiGrfsite 5Gitnina oeo giterisen,
eOsa6ors. Iom ligger paa 7 5maas
ger peo SnoIebtt til 0eliin9fors'
Sapn. Weloinger ooer 0eliingfors
fer. at Soedborg sr I Cprprernss
{ef0er Der fampeOes fortpiplet
{ aos, ira 0prsrernes og De lobale
7 9pesrs Sioe fra Wlanoag III
. sil> 8irsOdg benimoO W1ionlt.
2. 0ns0ags beO oet, al bele
.',g'adioise 0plag al 9trtilleripaas
En- @s0arer % al slags 9(ms
maHiiion, iom par anbraat pda
Sota6ors, ga par I Oprerernts
eenoey. @ioere 6eo oei, at poer=
Iigers 5otipnin9 al @aa6en os
Ammunition til observation-disclosures
par unoer 9ejs fra llSlan0et oa
meo 5rng6eo tunoe lan6Iattes /
Soeaborg. meo minore ott fulOe
lbnss glsgerinaens arigsftibe at
opiuapps 1ransportIti6ene | SEN
totinite gust.
gln9rebet pda Speaborg og Stas
tltoo.n, (et anoet Sort, tire Deil fra
Sosaborg, Ser 6eberIfsr oct bore
ssnoleb til 6eliinafors) figes at
bare lloilug df en- fengers 9io
cmbbaseGs oberbejst plun af 9fss
bolutioniftsrne ON al erobre Rus
ldnos tre itarteite Ssfeitnineer,
SDeaborg, aronItaot og Sebaitopol.
Oprsrst pad Soeaborg fom Dog
fer emo man bap6e beregnet. @run>
Den Oertil ifdl bubs pGret. at ct
aompuoni Sappprer (Stdnofegras
'rsre) baooe eior. W1pttsri, Foroi
en- al beres aammeratsr bar blepen
misbdnofet af OFFicsrsr, Tda ban
osoe beruf. saa gioros Taa gobt
fom bele Sbedborss @arniTon OPP
rsr. 9fne 9frtiGeriTter oa Gappsrer
ftifleoe ia unosr Oprsrsfdnen o1
liaefad os FleTte SnFantsriiter. Run
fire aompuenier Snfanteriifer for.
bleb fobdle.
Sfdeet far Onret meaet bfobigt;
men man bar snonu inssn gfsoe
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
NEW HOMES IN THE WEST.
Shoshone Reservation to be opened to
Settlement.
CHICAGO & NORTH WESTERN R'y
Announces Round Trip Excursion Rates
to All Points July n 10 20,

Less than one fare for the round trip
to Shoshoni, Wyoming, the reservation
border.
The only all rail route to the reser-
vation
Dates of registration July 10Th to slst
at Shoshoni and Lander. Reached only
by this line.
Write for pamphlets telling how to
take up one of these attractive home
steads.
Information, maps and pamphlets
free on request to w. B. Kniskern, p.
r. NJ, Chicago, Ill.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
Very Low Rates to Roanoke, Va,

Via the North w estern Line. Excursion
tickets will be sold August II to 13, in
elusive, with favorable return limits,
ON account of. Annual Convention Ma
tional Firemen's Association. Apply
to agents Chicago & orth-Western
R'y.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
Excursion Tickets to Chautauqua
Assembly at Missouri Valley, la.

Via the North Western Line, will be
sold at reduced rates on two dates, July
80 and August 4, inclusive. Other dates
of sale and limits on certificate plan
Apply to agents Chicago & North
Western R'y
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1906-08-03
nttslsere1t'',

bet eneite banlfe 8lab gmerita,
Der ubgaar to 6anse ON llgen.
uogioes af a8aniib 9utb. 4ubl.
6Dnie", Blair, 9tebr.
grpue=gtutnre ienoes frit paa
JSorlan9enoe.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
LOOP AND SCISSORS TRICK.

or fasten upon hook, and ask some
one to release the scissors from the
string without tampering in any way
with the end you hold or have other.
wise fastened. TO accomplish this.
loosen the loop against the handle of.
the scissors; draw it out and pass,
through other handle in exactly the
same way that the strings pass
through. Draw this loop through and
out until there is sufficient length to
enable you to pass it completely over
the pair Of scissors until you bring 1t
around to the opening from which you
started. Keep your string free from
twists during this operation, otherwise
you will get it hopelessly entangled.
II you follow these directions carefully
the loop will slip through the openings
and your scissors are free.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
KITCHEN TINS.

Be Sure They Do Not Become a Home
Poison Factory.
The dread ptomaine poisoning devel-
ops through the action Of acid in tin,
a fact that all householders should lay
to heart, for the poison can very easily
be developed in any kitchen unless
great care is exercised in regard to tin
receptacles.
A number of women were reported
i'll from eating salad at reception.
So many were the victims and SO Sc
we're their illnesses That rigid investi-
cation was set OH foot, which disclosed
the fact that the salad dressing, con-
tanning a good deal of lemon juice, had
been allowed to stand In a tin pail
The physician who had made the in
vestigation was satisfied that enough
poison had been generated to kill forty
persons, the only circumstances that
prevented such frightful catastrophe
being that the bottom of the LIQUID
had not been disturbed
Every car of meat, vegetables or
fish should be turned out Immediately
after opening into a dish or earthen-
ware vessel. Refrozen Ice cream is a
fruitful source Of ptomaine poisoning,
as are loose oysters. Vogue.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
HEALTH AND BEAUTY.

Sulphur soap and ichthyol soap are
both good to use when the face Is I'M
slightly with pimples.
An occasional washing of the face
in hot rain water, softened with two
or three spoonfuls Of oatmeal, is good
for the complexion.
Don't rub your face downward. tt
makes the cheeks hang down The
forehead should be rubbed from the
center to the temples.
First class complexion specialists Go
not steam the face except for treat
ment Of acne Cold water electricity
and scientific massage are more slim
ulating.
II the cheeks are hollow it is be-
cause the muscles have become weak.
To strengthen them wet with cold wa
ter and rub gently and deeply round
and round with a soft Turkish towel.
Do not breathe through your mouth
even at night when asleep if you wish
to preserve the teeth. If you cannot
keep it shut in any other way, do as
the Indians with their pappooses-tie
it shut
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
Meetinf. an

"Where do yog hai r.
"From Poverty lane
Sand where may that be-so please
you?"
1T is even where the poor folks give
thanks for the mercies they receive !"
"And what may those mercies be?'
'"They are manifold. There the
storms of heaven have blown the
doors down that the bailiffs of the
world may not know the number Of
che novels, that they may levy on the
rage of the Wretched; there, darkness
covers them all like a black garment,
that the face of famine may not haunt
the red dreams of the rich; and there
the stars of heaven mock them not
with glitterings of gold, for the
armament is shut from them. They
only know the sign of the seasons
the biting blasts of winter and the
lights of winter, and the lightning
dashed heat of summer. But there
they rest in deep security, for, where
they are, thieves break not in and
steal. Atlanta Constitution.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
Wanted Him to see His Father.

When the late Sherman Hoar, a. law
yer of recognized ability, left the law
school and opened an Office in Boston,
his father, Judge Hoar, was at the
helght OF his legal reputation.
The young mans first client was an
freshman, and the case, though only
some small matter of a boundary line,
was one that required the examination
of number of deeds and records. Mr..
Hoar accordingly told his client to
come back in two days for his opinion.
The Irlshman left the Office, evident
" very reluctant at the delay. Turn
ing at the door, he asked: "Couldn't
We give me the answer tomorrow,
Misther Hoar?"
Nos. no. was the reply; "come on
day"
client was as far as the stairs
turned and tiptoed back to
nd put his head inside, with
n to his lips.
1T" he whispered. couldn't
% see you father tonight.
Hear?"- Boston Herald.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
Please the T.ittIe Folks.

A new schoolbag, or, rather, box,
has superseded the one Of cloth
which the school-going youngster
swung across his shoulder as well as
the leather hand satchel in which his
sister preferred TO carry hertext books.
The novelty is nothing more nor
less than a small size of dress suit
ease, for which all the children are
now clamoring, and which is being
turned out in large quantities to meet
the demand
The little cases come in a variety Of
styles, notably imitation leather and
cloth, with leather corners. There are
of course many of the real hide, made
IN every way like the well-built suit
ease, but the cheaper grades, retailing
from 81 down, are naturally more pop
ular with the youngsters. They are
carried this season by both boys and
girls from primary grades to college
preparatory.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
watch the Kitchen.

A social leader who was renowned
among her friends as a practical house
keeper was congratulated at one time
on her skill in fine cookery. She an
sWered laughingly: # have no time to
do cooking. I spend some time in my
kitchen daily for quite another purpose.
/ go to examine the sinks, the garbage
pals and the general condition Of the
premises. My servants were very
much Disguised at first that a lady
should take interest in such matters,
but they are used to my eceentricities
now and manage to keep things as /
desire to have Them If more house
keepers made these tours Of inspection
it would pay them in the increased
health Of their household. York
Tribune
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
apgest Illuminated Fountain.

The; numerous attractions of Vienna
will shortly be increased by the open
ing ofi an Illuminated fountain, which
will Be the largest and finest in the
world. It Will stand on the Schwar-
zenberplatA. one of the most promi-
nelf and beautiful spots in the city.
The machinery for pumping and cleo
trics lighting is now being installed in
a. concrete chamber under the fountain
and the Illuminating power will equal
900,000,000 candles. It includes tW en-
ty-seven immense 'refectors capable of
giving seventy variations in light eff
fects every seventeen seconds.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
TRANSFERRING j Rose Leaf.

Thesgirls, and boys too, will be glad
to know mat they can with very little
trouble transfer to paper a perfect i'm
preston Of q rose leaf, including its
color. Here IS the way to do it: Lay
the leaf on a sheet Of clean white
paper and over it put a piece Of white
linen soaked in spirits of inter. Put
the leaf thus inclosed in a blank book
and lay away under pressure for a
week. At the end of that time 1t will
be found that the rose leaf has lost
it's color, but that the paper has re-
ceived It, thus giving perfect and
durable impression Of the leaf.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
Less Haste In Marriage

Young girls are less eager to marry
than they used to be. At one time a
girl who remained unmarried when she
had been out one or two seasons was
almost a reproach to her parents and
an questionable blot on the marriage
market. But the unmarried have tacit-
" formed union which has as silently
insisted upon the standard Of the dis
grace Of their state being lowered
London Lady.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-07-05
A TROUBLE BREEDER.
quick Wit asssI 4 Ise-szy Tongue Make

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Sad coordination.
Don't be alated if anybody tells YOU
you have a quick wit and ready
tongue. Especially If you are woman.
This is about one Of the saddest conbi-
nations woman can be cursed with,
1t seems
It gets her into pecks Of trouble
The nice, amiable girl, who never
thinks keen, sarcastic thoughts about
people or whose tongue is too slow to
frame her thoughts instantly into fash
ing words is a fayorite with everybody.
Even if she isn't good natured general
~ she is, thought, she gets the credit
for being so. Because she IS never
tempted to electrify the atmosphere
with sarcastic sparks about people and
things, she is universally supposed to
be a creature Of sunshine and sweet
Ie@s, full of kindness and charity to
all.
Well, sometimes she is this paragon,
and again, sometimes, she is just slug
gish!
Anyhow, it isn't fair to label her op-
posite, the sarcastic girl, as inevitably
inadvertently inclined. She isn't inva-
riably.
Her affections are just as strong and
her human kindness as broad. She
wouldn't willingly hurt anybody for
the world. Yet an unkind nature has
given her the keen, quick thought and
the ready tongue combination as
sure to go off as powder and matches.
And the worst of it is that in the ex-
plosion nobody gets SO badly burned
as the keen witted woman herself
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