The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1906-06-14
Humorous

Johnny-To invesugate--New fofh
Sun
Il say. Jean. won't you lend Paul .
nverT' Does he need II badiyY Il
should say sol He wants to pay bacs
what he owes me."-Les Annales.
First Old Lady-He was a bad char
acter; but believe be repented at last
Second Old Lady-Oh. no. he didn't
| saw that be died intestate.-Londoo
Globe.
~Whata beautiful hat you're wearing
to-day" I'm so glad you Ike IT. You
have such good taste" -'Yes. had
one just like it--last year.~-Meggen-
dorfer Batter
Poor old Henpeck leads dogs IFS
with his wife" well. why on earth
doesn't be apply for a diyorces" ~Hs
says he wanted to. but she wouldn't
let him."-Ex-
II a man smiles and looks pleased
when you pay him a compliment, pay
him another one. In time you may be
able to borrow money from him--som-
eryllle Journal
NY Doctor said Billyuns. has or
dered me TO take more exercise
what are you going 10 dos" Have
the ticker moved across the room from
my desk-"-Ex
Young Mother-Tbe doctor says you
shouldn't kiss the baby: it isn't sani-
tary. Old Neighbor-Poor little fe3-
Iow-why don't you wash himl-De-
troit Free Press
yicfim-whef has happeneds Where
am II Doctor-You have been serious
IL injured in trolley accident But
cheer up-yOu viii recover. Victim
How muchs-Ex-
Bank Cashier-You have overdrawu
your account, madam Lovely Lady
That is just Ike me. Ny husband says
am always exaggerating everything
-SomerriIle Journal
sdamma-Of course you said. ~Oh.
proposed. Danghter-No: ! fully In
tended TO, but ] was so excited ! for
got, and exclaimed. AT lastv'-Ex-
-Oh, Mr.. Brown. why did you leave
the Christian Science ChurchY" -Resb
ly. Miss Jones. If you VIII have the
truth. got so swfulIy tired Of being
50 persistently cheerful sll the time"
Life.
First Aufhor-Hsve you sold many
copies Of your books Second Author
gabsently)- Wonderful Over q hun
dred thousand First Author-when
was II issueds Second Authcr-Sext
Tuesday .-Life-
Mother-Bobby. begged papa for
an hour to-day to buy pony. but be
won't do it. Bobby Indignantly
why didn't you burst into tearss
Couldn't you do that much for mel
New York Mail
u understand that your boy is gee
ting an education" ~Yassuh,- answer
ed Uncle Raspberry. -an' mebbe he's
dom better'n dat I honestly b'iieves
he's gittin' sense along VIII IT,
Washington Star.
did tn docther find out what it Il
that's aiIin' YER NO He said thu
nawthin' but a postmortem examine
don wud liver reveal ut An / haven't
enough curiosity about ut to have ut
done. Cleveland Leader.
Dear pop wrote the boy from the
art school, don't send me any morU
have saved half that which
you sent me last month" Come
home wired the old man. you'll
never make an artist"-Puck-
Chief-Do you mean to say that yos
been able to get single ciew
rs to the perpetrator OF this crinel
Them newspaper 70
,orters is down on noe and they won't
ell me anythinE-Cleveland Leader.
Reporter understand that one Of
rour guests committed suicide last
hight by hanging himself out Of
htrd-story window. Lodging -Aouss
( eeper-well. there was such q room
II in the air for q while--Town TOP
CT.
Alice rushed In from the garden
where she had been picking nowerA
he was badly stung by a bee. ana
vas holding on TO her finger and sob
ling pitffully. -0h. mamma" she
'rsed, II burned me on n bugr-
Life
Young Lady repeating conversattsn
o deaf old gentieman)-Miss Friils
avs II gave her such a fright Deaf
Did Gcnt-Ehy didn't quite
rornx Lady-Such fright, Deaf Old
,ent--Ah. yes-I agree with you--ss
he isl--Punch-
II suppose. madam" said the srch-
ect. you will want an electroiier put
n the drswfng-roomy Sure" an
wered Mrs. Neurich; II don't know
low to play one. but III begin taking
e~soas at once. regardless OF cost -
,hicago Daily News.
by the way. what has become Of
srovn's book. One Hundred Short
,ufs to Wealth. that he was working
o hard upon last yearf" "0h. Brown
nished the book all right. but was
nable TO raise money enough to hare
x,,,hrlahed ~--,IudCp