The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-19
With the Long Bow
Glorious Romance in Real Life Right Here IN the
Northwest-FIow Mistake Made by Fargo
1aundry United Two Loving Hearts Forever.

YOUNG man in Fargo sent package Of shirts
II and collars to the laundry and got PACK some
n things that made him blush. AS they had the
Jolly little feminine them he hunted up the
owner Of the and they Uttered and exchanged
packages with much smiling and b!ushing n
Of course this led to an acquaintance. There was
further mutual interest and last week there were
about and the pastor made noise over
them that will result in their garments coming back
from the laundry together for a long time.
O. this is romantic old world notwithstanding tho
unbushing effrontery of the coal trust
writer on dogs states that no man is
utterly lost to decency that he is not fattered by the
friendly attention of strange dog and we all know
that feel rather mean when speak to dignihed
dog and he utterly refuses to the least attention
to -
Dogs in their attitude to one another show the
traits that can put into words, but which they
must at least feel if they cannot give them verbal OK
preston. Coming down Hennepin avenue this morn
ing of those large meat dogs about the size OF
small cow, stopped to laugh at little dog that
weighed about two pounds and that had all the ap
pearance Of animated string In height this latter
dog up about to the other dogs knees and lacked
all the dignity and aplomb that the big dog had in
sufficient amounts to give away if necessary
It was beyond the big dogs dignity to notice the
animated string that dancing and smelling about
his ankles, but it funny to big dog that
he stopped to laugh. His every expression said:
"'We, dad fetch if ever I saw anything like
this. What you, anyhow, dog squirrelF'
The little dog yapped around and was evidently as
much amused at the vast bulk friend as big
dog was at the little fellow.
But the expression of amused interest the big
dogs countenance and ears was so plain that the
crowd Of people, who had stopped to watch the dogs
instinctively laughed with him. dog may not be
able to talk, but he certainly thinks He does not
laugh but he must think laugh sometimes.
Mr.. Machnow, the Russian giant, who is nine feet
three inches in height tho he weighs but $50 pounds,
has signed contract to come to this country and
exhibit himself. Machnow is goodsnatured fellow
and lives very happily with his ordnarysized wife,
who has to stand chair to kiss him. He is in
fine health, and has hearty appetite. For breakfast
he devours quart bottles of milk or tea sixteen
boiled eggs, six eight loaves of bread and half a
pound of butter. Dinner is more elaborate, with a
basin of SOUP five pounds of meat, five pounds of
vegetables three pounds of bread and quart two
of beer. His 10 O'Clock snack consists of eggs
several loaves of bread and quart of tea.
The groceryman naturally regards this record with
adoring wonder. 49,. ...
The British Medical Journal is trying to settle the
money value Of a nose damaged nose will blight
the happiness of young woman and blast any young
man 3 prospects. Recently young clergyman in the
Church of England who had fallen from horse an1
mut1lated his nose, dismissed from office by the
authorities Not long ago of the English assizes
granted the sum of $500 to for crushed
The being in the forefront of things
natu ally occupies the post of danger but it is not
intended by nature as buffer. If you being
tossed by automobile and must ahght it is better
to land on almost any other feature than the
no matter whether you get. money value for the in
jury or not. =.
"~"", 49,
Commissioner Garfeld's letter accompanying BIZ
report Standard Oil and it's relations to the rail
roads throws slight light, candle ray, on TIL
methods of the Boston Maine road by which tn
territory it serves is carefully and conservative,
MIXED 365 days in the rounded year.
The Boston Maine is a great, fat, monopolisti
highway utterly regardless of people of what the
may think 1t is road that considers New Englan,
merely in the light of large, copious cow The roa
has been earth since the days railroads were in
vented and has come to be accepted by the peopl
just as they accept tornadoes, earthquakes sickness
and death, -
Perhaps you have heard of ''Tuttle.'' 'sTutte
. is the Boston & Maine and the road is s'Tuttle
L 'etat est moi said Louis XIV. Any hint of an ide
that the people have any, interest in tn
road whatever in its management other than to pa
their money and get their freight battered up til
highest possible price is what Mr. futile calls 'socia
:ism.'' -,
O, we have been easy since 1887. A. JR