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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
shor, and to the Point.

The captain Of one OF the Cunard
liners Ii a grurf old Brltisher who Is
on record as never having spoken a
civil word 10 a passenger There was
surprise therefore among the first
cabin travellers one morning on a trir
across lately, when a New York tour
list was seen to light his cigar in the
companlonway, and then halt the cap
tain and exchange remarks with him
When the captain passed on the 9th
era gathered about the fortunate and
favored man Yes, he explained. we
really had quite conversation. !
said good morning. captain, like that
and he said You blankety blank
lunkhead. don't you know better than
to smoke In the after companion
way"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
HoNoRlNo A MODEST EDIBLE.
Banquet at Which Only Frasran,
Onion Was served.

It Is unqucstlonably true that the ad
mlrable vegetable known cs the onion
Is under the ban. 80 to speak. It's
pungent odor, regarded by many peo.
pie as offensive. frequently drives lts
admirers 10 partake OF II In secret and
then TO muzzle aH far as possible It's
telltale aroma The onion has served,
too, as the basis for many quips and
dlngs at the hands OF the humorous
paragraphers, And yet II is an e1.
Iremely wholesome plant and one Of
high rank with the anclents, particu
larly the early Egyptians For these
'easons It is pleasant 10 note that the
tabooed edible met with deserved
recognition at what was termed an
onion reception and banquet In an H..
terror New York town called Union,
which In this case might plausIbly
seem n corruption OF onion. II was ar.
ranged In honor OF the sixteenth an.
adversary Of the special guests OF the
cyonlng and the onion was the center,
and scenter OF attraction, The house
was decorated with onion blossoms,
an onion centerplece graced the table,
and the bill OF fare included onions
and onions only-top onions, sliced
onions, stowed onions, onion salad,
and friend onions. Needless to say
tie guests, who departed at late
hour. went away breathing many On.
rnmiums NJ me fragrant huh ~ honor.
II certainly was a great night for the
onion.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
Woman, a Human Chameleon.

Il See said the man from Harlem
that tho papers are making a lot OF
fuss about woman who has discoy
cred that she has three identities and
changes her personality every few
days"
We'll. isn't that remarkable enough
TO warrant ~"
"Remarkablel Say, old chap, did ye
ever meet a woman In your life that
had less than 20 Identities and changed
them less than IL times a day1"-N.
Y. Pross
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
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VOTE N CITIES or THE FIRST
AT Any GENRM OR SPECIAL
m @ I Ia AS HEREIN PROVIDED
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
Misunderstood.

Pardon me-" said the FIRST guest IL
the summer hotel, calling to his neigh
Dor across the hall but could you lei
me have shoehorn?"
"a shoehorny replied the Ken
tuckian, that's new one on me. sub
But can let you have some good old
Bourbon, sub. Cleveland Leader
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
Little Prouress.

20! yes'" said Miss Kulcher. w,
had meeting Of our club but ",
didn't 90 anything"
why, you were In session for FULLY
three hours" said her brother
~ Gaow, but Il took us all that tim,
TO read and approve the minutes oi
the last moetlng"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
Language OF Alrshlps.

There 10 q squsbbls AS to the cor
rect name for flying machines, air.
ships and balloons, and the Aero club
OF France attempts to set the matter
straight "Aearonef' describes q ny.
ing machine heavier than air; that is,
an apparatus having no gas bag.
"Aeronefs" are divided into several
classes: "Helicoptera," machines de-
pending on screws fer flight; aero
planes" machines propelled by tho
Tapping OF wings. The expression
aviator, very often incorrectly en-
ployed, should be applied only to the
pilot OF an "aeronef," as "aernonaut"
is applied to the pilot OF gas balloon.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13

cate. and petition, must be Glcd not
I'-s Than twenty days before the day
h7oi By law for the election
Iu accordance with auch provision
of 'ho Iaw the Districling and Can.
'n. Board in Indian Territory
will receive and Glc certificates and
petitions of nominations which reach
lho Board on or prior to October IT,.
1906
hny certificate, or petitions reach
ng the Board after that date cannot
be considered, and the names OF the
delegates nominated therein cannot be-
pIuccd upon The official ballots.
ThNS BIXBY.
JOSEPH A. GILL.
VIM. II. II, CLAYTON.
Hu,kogcc, !. T., Oct II, 1906.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
The CraWfordS

" Sample Sale OF Ladies Goats.
There are about 70 Of these samples,
no Two alike.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13

Mrs Denham nere 3 a mEn IL -.
house
Benham-Well, never mind; | ain
Q bit jealous.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13

Inverted gas burners are now on
sale by the Ewing Hardware com
pauy
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-10-13
Corrected,

did you run across anybody II
that automobile tOurY'
we ran EN- down first and Lhei
ran across EN-"
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
THE AVERAGE JURY.
AS Rule Its Verdict Is About Right
In Doing Justice.

The average jury will sit for an
hour or SO listening attentiyely to
the evidence, Sizing up" the wit
nesses, and particularly the defend
ant, bringing to bear their knowl
edge of the conditions prevailing
among the class and in the part of
the city in which the crime was
committed, and will then file out to
the jury room, through the closed
doors of which can be heard loud
and often heated and profane wran-
glings, which will suddenly cease,
and then they will come filing back
with a self satisfied air and deliver a
verdict which in - per cent of case,
is just about right when looked at
from the broad point of view of do
ing substantial justice. Keeping in
mind that the defendants guilt
must be proved beyond a reasonable
doubt. it is but seldom that a fair
minded prosecuting officer can quar-
rel with the yerdicts of acquittal
rendered in the county of New
York. Frequently jurics will dis
agree in the most exasperating man
ner, owing to the presence of "the
eleven obstinate men, But when a
verdict is rendered it is safe to say
that if i Il yin1icatiOn of the wis
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
FAMOUS DIAMONDS.
The St,ries Of the Beau Sancy and tho
kohinoor.

The famous Beau Sancy diamond
was lost by Charles the Bold on the
battlefield of Granson, March 3,
1876. A Swiss soldier sold it for a
form to some person unknown. A
century afterward the king of Por-
tugal pledged it to the Seigneur de
! Sancy of France for loan. In 1889
the latter sent it to Henry of Ma
varre. Thieves killed the messen-
ger, but Sancy exhumed the body
and found his diamond again in the
servants stomach. We next hear Of
this gem shining on the breast of
Queen Elizabeth. James II. then
carried it off and sold it to Louis
/ XIV. Robbers in 1892 looted the
royal treasury, and it did not appear
again until bought by the mahara-
/ jah of Puttiola, who owns it now.
The Kohinoor, an English crown
jewel, valued in the year 1926 ''at
/ half the daily expense of the whole
world" is linked with uncommon
/ horrors. In order to discover its
hiding place half dozen shahs were
successfully blinded. The head of
one was shaved and circled with a
ring Of paste, in which they poured
boiling oil. Even then he would not
tell. Other historic stones, the Re
gent, the Piggott, the Orlotf, the
Empress Eugene, the Pasha, recall
adventures similarly grewsome, and
so in less degree could many one
or two karat stone worn today were
its narrative recorded.
The romance of diamonds gri ps
one the moment he lands in South
Africa. The first notable pointed
out to me at Johannesburg several
years ago was a big man with a
black mustache, from whose shirt
bosom radiated twenty karat gem.
He picked it up in Kimberly, fed it,
concealed in hay, to horse, ripped
the animal open just over the Trans
vaal border and, there being no ex-
tradition treaty between Transvaal
and Cape Colony, wore the stone
without fear Of punishment. At the
same time all South Africa was COM
menting on the foolhardiness of a
young Engli>hman who hid about
f15,OO0 worth of diamonds in the
barrel of his shotgun. He got aboard
ship safely, and the inspectors were
ready to 90 ashore when out of mere
bravado he said to one, laughing,
"Why don't you examine my CUR"
The inspector, stupidity serious, took
him at his word, and the man is
now helping to build drydockt along
with others in the chain gang OF
Breakwater prison. - PubIlc Opln-
ion.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
Art and Geography.

Among the visitors at an art exhi-
bition were two old ladies from the
country. They were examining with
great interest a bas-relief of young
Greek shepherd, beneath which were
inscribed the words, Executed in
terra Gotta"
81 wonder where Terra Gotta is ?"
ventured the elder of the two, turn
ing to her companion.
"Well, now, | ought to know, y
hesitated the other, "but | can't
seem to place it just now"
"Ah, WELL" rejoined the first
speaker as they passed on, ''it must
be dreadful place if they execute
harmless young boys like that
there"
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
His Farm Work.

A professor OF the New York
Law school was telling his students
one day of the need that lawyers oc-
casionally have Tor a little knowl-
edge of agriculture. 81 was remind
ed of this need once" he declared,
when young attorney of this city
told me about his plans for spending
two or three days in the country
next summer. 4 want to 60 to a
farm the young attorney said, and
for two or three days do a farm
hands work. want to shovel hay "
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
The Bird Had Flown.

Shortly after congress adjourned
Representative Smith of Pennsylva-
MIA was talking to one of the depart
ment head, about looking after
one of his constituents. Il wrote
YOU a letter. said the representa-
tive, 'and am reminded Of what
happened in my state aboIt letter
of introduction. \ rich old planter
who lived in one Of the interior dis
tricts near Philadelphia got tangled
up in money matter with one OF
his neighbors. Mr.. Aston, for that
was his name, sought an attorney,
who gave him a letter of introduc-
ton to brother lawyer in Philadel-
phia, at which place it was necessa-
ry to enter the suit. The letter was
delivered to the lawyer, and while
he was reading it he was called out
of the room, leaving the letter on
his desk. Mr.. Aston let curiosity
get the best of him, and he picked
up the letter and read it. The let
ter closed with Mr.. Aston is a fat
goose. Pluck, him heavy
"That was enough for the rich
old farmer, and, seizing pen, he
wrote:
"P. S.-The goose has flown,
feathers and all
st took him about three seconds
to amble down the stairs and into
the street, and he has not had any
thing to do with lawyers from that
day TO this, preferring to pluck his
own geese" Washington Star.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
Not a Masterpiece.

A Scotch laboring man who had
married rich widow exceptional
for her plainness was accosted by
his employer. "Well, Thomas, he
said, 81 hear you are married. What
sort of a wife have you got? ?"
"Weel, sir" was the response,
"she's the Lords handiwork, but |
Gamma say she's his masterpiece. y
Harper's Weekly.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
Old Heads and Young Hearts.

"Now, Samuel" said his doting
mother, 'you are going to see one
of the incest girls tonight you ever
met, and | want YOU to make good
impression. Now, the way to do
that is to show appreciation. As
some one says, BE Il good listener.
Now, don't you forget it."
Il won't, MOTHER" answered the
dutiful Samuel.
At another house, the one to
shich Samuel's feet were tending, a
loving aunt was saying to her visit
ing niece:
"Now, if Sam comes, don't you
rattle on as if you hadn't any brains.
Just you keep quiet and let him do
the talking He'll like YOU all the
better for it.
And to this day those match max
ing women can't understand why
those two young folk despise each
other.-London Tit-Bits.
Married-At the Methodist
parsonage Sunday morning, J G..
Lewis and Miss Lena Burch-both
of this county.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08
kEUsE CT The STOMACH.
Crime OF ovsreatins and the Best Wa!
10 Avoid 1t.


The practice OF consuming more
food than is required for the nutrl-
ton of the body is IA very old one.
In order to correct it Hippocrates,
about 100 years before Christ, ad
yocated the omission of breakfast,
IA custom that has recently become
popular in many places.
The harmfulncss of overeating Is
not 50 m1ch in the increased burden
thrown upon the digestive organs as
in the production of an excessive
amount of poisonous matter which
may become dangerous t3 life If re-
tained in the system. The poisons
are produced either by decomposi-
ton Of the undigested food or
through defective transformation
within the organs and tissues.
Most injurious are the products
of decomposing animal food-meat,
eggs and sheIlfsh-and since the
kidneys are engaged more than 9TH
er organs in the removal of this
class of poison, the first indications
of serious injury are often found IN
them
Before permanent organic disease
has been produced, however, there
are generally repeated evidences of
poisoning of the system in the form
of Indigestion, headache, vertigo,
neuralgia pains, rheumatism, gout
or an indefinite sense of illness.
Then the appetite fails, the sufferer
reduces the amount of food and OBJ
tains relief. There may be, how
ever, a sudden alarming attack re-
sembling apopleXy and even more
fatal in its result.
When an improvement of the
health is recognizable after an accl-
dental or experimental restriction
of the diet it should be taken as an
indication that the mode of living
has not been altogether correct. But
it is not always an easy matter to de-
eide upon the best means of correct
ing the error. A change of diet may
fail of the desired effect if it be too
abrupt or too radical, and priyation
is not advisable in all cases. A GER
tain bulkineSs of the food is neceS-
sary both to comfort and to good
digestion, and in many cases an ex-
cess is only a relative one. The
abandonment of certain articles OF
food, with more complete mastlca-
ton of others, is often better than a
decrease of the entire quantity con
sumed. Sometimes indeed the diff
Guilty can be overcome by the admin
istration Of laXatiyes, increased con
sumption of water and more active
exercise. These things enable the
system to utilize more fully the food
that is eaten.
To determine intelligently the
course of treatment in most cases
involves an investigation of the di-
gestiye capability Of the stomach
and an examination of the function
al integrity Of other organs. 1t is
generally more eXpedient therefore
to submit the case to the physician
than to be governed by abstract
rules or the experiences of other
pcople.-Youth's Companion.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08

Judge Jasper N. Haney is adding
to and otherwise improving his Of
flee, now occupied by R. N. Peeler.
Joe Service is bossing the job.
Fine Candies-Best in town
at Wilson's.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-06-08

Nash Hicks and Robert Camp
bell, who have been attending col
lege at Weatherford, Oklahoma,
have returned home
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-07-27

for $3.50 to S15 per acre. 1t costs
from Sc to SO an acre to clear It.
other improvements necessary are
slight and inexpensive.
The soil is rich alluvial, or made It
produces a bale of cotton per acre,
worth $40 to SEQ This accounts for
its high rental value. Other crops,
such as corn, small grains, grasses,
vegetables and fruits thrive as well.
Alfalfa yields to 6 cuttings, a ton
to a cutting. and brings SO to SIG per
ton.
In other sections of these states,
and in Texas as WELL the rolling or
hill-land Is especially adapted to stock
raising and fruit farming. Land Is
very cheap, So to SO per acre; inn
proved farms so $15 to $25 per acre.
The new White river country offers
many opportunities for settlers High,
rolling, fine water II it is naturally
adapted to stock and fruit raising.
Can be bought as low as SO per acre.
See this great country for yourself
and pick out a location. Descriptive
literature, with maps, free on request.
The Missouri Pacific-Iron Mountain
System lines sell reduced rate round
trip tickets on first and third Tues
days of each month to points in the
west and southwest, good returning II
days, with stop-overs. For descriptive
literature, maps, time tables, ETC.,
write to Tom Hughes, travelling pas.
senger agent, Omaha, Neb., or H. G.
Townsend, general passenger and tick
ct agent, st. Louis, Mo.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-07-27

Clara Rudat very pleasantly enter.
tained "A large number of friends at
the home Of the latter on Eighth
street and Koenigstein avenue to a 6
o'clock dinner Thursday evening. The
guests were seated at small tables
which were handsomely decorated
with pink and white sweet peas, The
color scheme of pink and white was
carried out in all the decorations. a
dainty four course dinner was served.
The place cards were I'm the nature of
conundrums. the guests being given
the questions and finding their places
by the answers. Those present were,
Misses Mullen, Shaw, Davenport, Lau-
ra Durland, May Durland, Norton,
Stafford, Hoerger, Dickover, Carpen-
ter, Estabrook, Mable Estabrook,
Wells. Madsen, Luikart, Cora Luikart,
Walker, Bridge, Etting, Butterheld,
Edith Butterlield, Drebert, Wheeler,
Harding, Carrie Harding, Ware Small,
Letha Brakeman, Priestly, and Mes
danes II. A. Mittelstadt, M. Asmus,
W. +. Hall, j. Koenigsten, w Powers,
Ray Hayes, c. Groesbeck and McCor-
mack.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-07-27
Notice.


To Whom it May Concern and Par
ticularly to Orin j. Showers:
BE it ilnown that NJ. c. Hazen on
the 9TH day of November, 1904, pur-
chased at public sale at the treasurer's
Office in Madison county, Nebraska,
of the then treasurer of said county,
for the delinquent taxes of 1908, the
following described property, taxed
for said year in the name of Orin j..
Showers, to-wit: the NEH of lot 8,
block 5, Pasewalk's addition to Nor
folk, in Madison county, Nebraska, the
said purchase being evidenced by GER
tificate of tax sale No. A2l6, and the
taxes on said land for the years 1904
and 1905 having been paid by the un-
dersigned on said certificate, there
fore, notice is hereby given as required
by law that the time of the redemp-
tion of said real estate from said tax
sale will expire on the 9TH day of No
vember, 1906, that Immediately there
after the said NJ, c. Hazen will apply
to the treasurer of said county for a
deed to the above described property,
Dated this l1th day of July, 1906.
NJ. c. HaZen,
Owner of Co~fiso~'~ -
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-07-27
The Doctor Away From Home When
Most Needed

People are often very much disap-
pointed to find that their family physi-
clan is away from home when they
most need his services. Diseases like
cramp collie and cholera morbus re-
quire prompt treatment, and have in
many instances proven fatal before
medicine can be procured or a ply
sician summoned. The right way is
to keep at hand bottle of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
remedy. No physician can prescribe
a better medicine for these diseases.
By having it in the house you escape
much pain and suffering and all risk.
Buy it now; it may save life. For sale
by Leonard the druggist.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-07-27
Never Sent a Man to the Hospital.

During the Spanish-American war
| commanded Company G, Ninth Illi-
nois infantry. During our stay in
Cuba nearly every man in the COM
pany had diarrhoea or stomach trou-
BILE. We never bothered sending a
man to the surgeon or hospital, but
lain's Cholic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and next day he was all right.
We always had a dozen bottles or
more of it in our medicine chest
Obra Havill. This remedy can always
be depended upon for collie and diar-
in every home. For sale by Leonard
the druggist
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-07-27
Another Fish Story.

Another FISH story comes from the
Davenport camp seven miles west of
town, This time it is Judge Powers
who is the hero of the occasion, but
Frank Davenport tells the story, which
is that the Judge caught a nine pound
channel cat on one of Davenport's
lines this morning. The story had not
had much time to grow when this re-
port was given to a reporter, but judg-
ing from past experience along to-
ward night when Frank tells the story
the fish viii weight not an ounce less
than fifteen pounds,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-07-27
Pastors Chance Places.

Chadron, Neb., July 21.-Special to
The News: Rev. E. e. Hunt, who has
been pastor of the M. E. church of
Chadron for the past two years,
preached his farewell sermon here last
Sunday and has left for Milbank, S.
d., where he has been appointed as
pastor. Rev. S. A. Choppell, formerly
of Milbank, has arrived and is now in
charge here. He will preach his first
sermon next Sunday.