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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22
FREE RAILROAD FARE

The subscriber owns and has for sale \
large block of first-class land In Southern
Alberta, Canada. WHEAT yields from
As to 80 bushels per acre. One crop pays
for the land and all improvements. Land
close to railroads. Railroad fare will be
furnished to buyers of 100 acres or more.
Climate the best in Canada. Pure water
and plenty of it. Cheap coal.
WIN. HlICIfIE, Colonization Agent,
GRAFTON, North
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A BUYER.

The New Congressman-That big,
genial chap you made me acquainted
with is connected with a railway com
pany in some capacity. isn't he?
The Newspaperman (s~milingly)-
Sure! He's the chief !rchasing agent
of the G. r: AT. & II. lines!-Puck.
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Lydia E. Pmkhams Vegetable COMPOUND Succeeds Where Others Ea

Why, last night when you went
home late after the rattle for the tur-
key you said you'd bet you'd get rats
from your wife"
'Oh, yes; l won"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22
Wcmsn! Woman!

She is literally starving.'
We'll l can get her into an elderly
ladies' hone.'
But, my friend, she would much
sooner starve than admit, that she is
an elderly lady"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22
SeIf.Explanatory.

MufIled Voice (under the machine)
Say, Bill, back her up a little, will
yer?
Biil--What's the matter?
My face is caught in the works.
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A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
itching, Blind. bleeding, ProtrIdiny Piles. Drug.
gtsts are authorized to refund money IL PAZO
OINTMENT fatis 70 cure In 8 to ID days. soc.
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Some men assume a surly manner
under the idea that it makes them ap-
pear important.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22
Amen!

No American gunpowder should
ever be burnt to send a shot into the
heart of Old Ironsides.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22
Of

Il understand you are suffering from
rheumatism"
"Of course l am. What do you AZ
pect me to do with it?"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22

When he can wear his left shoe on
his right foot your pessimist will be
pleased.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children %teething. softens the gums, reduces IA.
domination. allays pair, cures wind collie. 25c u bottle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22

Valley Forge, The site OF the his
toric encampment of the continental
army under Gen. Washington. vii!
soon be added o the various places
of famous revolutionary ground now
set aside by state and federal govern
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1t is hard for an empty sack to stand
done, go, if not send.
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TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take BROMO Quinine Tablets. Drug
gists refund money If it fails TO cure. E.. W.
GROVE'S signature is on each box. Csc.
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Thinking Of Biz.

Thinking of Biz.
Father, 1 want you to buy me a for
eign duke"
Dressed, or on the hoof?" inquired
the absent-minded Chicago packer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-02-22

Certain men are determined to get
their share of what does not belong to
them.
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DR.. J. H. RINDLAUB (speclalist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
FARGO, NJ. D,
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Whv He Couldn't Come Out.

Why He COULDN'T Come Out.
Hello, Jack called out little Harry,
lis Tommy in the house?"
Course he is. Don't you see his
shirt On the line?"
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Eve was the only woman who had
positive proof that she was the only
woman her husband ever loved.
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Moral support won't feed a family.
You never lose by doing g good act.
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pains down through my limbs so I could
hardly walk. 1t was as bad a case of female
trouble as ! have ever known. Lydia E.
pinkham's Vegetable Compound, however,
cured me within four months. Since that
time l have had occasion to recommend it 10
a number of patients suffering from all
forms of female difficulties, and l find that
while it is considered unprofessional to rec
ommend u patent medicine, ] car honestly
recommend Lydia f.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, for l have found that it cures
female ills, where all other medicine fails. 1t
is q grand medicine for sick women"
Money cannot buy such testimony as
this-merit alone can produce such re-
suits, and the ablcst specialists now
agree that Lydia E. PinlSham's Vege-
table Compound is the most univer-
sally successful remedy for all female
diseases known to medicine.
When women are troubled with ir.
regular, suppressed or painful periods,
weakness, displacement or liberation
of the female organs, that bearing
down feeling, inflammation, backache,
bloating Tor tlatulence), general dcbili.
ty, indigestion, and nervous prostra.
ton. or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness,~ faintness, lassitudc, excita.
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A TRAINED NURSE
After Years Of Experience, Advises Women il
Regard to Their Health.

Oh 90 CleSUeC dVcuuo,
Newark, N. j., who is a
graduate Nurse from the
Blockley Training School,
at Philadelphia, and for
six years Chief Clinic
Nurse at the Philadelphia
Hospital, writes the letter
printed below. She has
the advantage of personal
experience, besides her
professional education,
and what she has to say
may be absolutely relied
upon.
Many other women are
afflicted as'she was. They
can regain health in the
same way. 1t is prudent
to heed such advice from
such q source.
Mrs. Pohlman writes:
81 nm firmly persuaded,
after eight years of experience
with Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, that it
is the s~afest>and best medicine
for any suffering woman to
use."
"Immediately after my
marriage 1 found that my
health began to fail me. I be-
came weak and pale, with
severe bearing-down pains,
fearful backaches and fire.
quent dizzy spells. Tho doctors
prescribed for me, yet I did
not improve. l would bloat
after eating, and frequently
become nauseated. I had
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-29
ZULU WAR TACTICS.
Hethod of Attack with the Crescent
Formation.

Zulu military tactics are associated
with the name Of Tyaka, the ruthless
! Zulu conqueror, who welded into the
stock Of the Amazulu, the people Of the
heavens, all the young men Of the va
rious tribes he conquered, incorporat-
lug them into regiments and thus
building up powerful military ma
ton. Yet 1t was to DingisiWayO, the
wanderer, that the inception was due.
This man, the son Of the chief of the
| Cmtetwa, was driven into exile in con
sequence of an abortye plot to seize
the relns of power
During that exile he lived in Cape
Colony and saw the military methods
Of the British. With instructive genius
he saw how the idea could be adapted
to his own nation, and on his return
and accession to the chleftainship he
divided his people into regiments, dis
tinguishing them by names and by u
special color OF shield for each regl-
ment, though for time they retained
the lmkomto, or throwing assagai, as
their chief weapon He heard the
great use made 10y the British infantry
Of their fayoritc weapon, the bayonet,
md SO he replaced the umkomto by the
ixwa, or broad bladcd stabbing ASA
gal.
The peculiarly of the Zulu tactics
has earned it the name of the crescent
formation for attack, and 1t Is note
worthy That, broadly speaking, 1t was
the method employed by the Beers in
their invasion Of Natal and adopted by
Lord Roberts in his advance through
Orange River Colony, and ii WIS the
fear of It's success which kept the
Beers continually on the run. The best
thing with which to compare 1t is the
head of the stag headed beetle Horns
are thrown ont widely on either flank,
while the main body forms the head
Itself. From the main body IA small
force is detached to engage the enemy
while the horns creep around the
Hanks
This force IN the days of Iyaka was
frequently dispatched with the com
mand Go sons of Zulu, go and re-
turn no more" and death ut the hands
of their fellows was the fate of those
who returned While this force was
holding the enemy the horns carried
out their task If possible, and rs soon
rs the two horns had met in the rear
of the enemy the head or chest was
launched upon the position and the
upshot was that the whole force of
the foe tasted the assagai. for in war
no quarter was given or asked.-South
African Sun.
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Among the nelghbors who annoyed
Carlyle none perhaps gave him so
much trouble as the boys who played
about near his house. They made no
secret of their dislike OF the philoso-
pher and stood In dread of his stick
when he went abroad. James Waylen.
who did a great part of the research
for the Cromwell" and who was at
Carlyle's house almost daily. was one
morning standing ON the doorstep of
the house in Cheyne row waiting to
be let in when one of these young
urchins came up to him In n deferen-
tial manner, and. touching his cap
said: Please, sir. would YOU ask
Lord Carlyle TO give me my top? It's
tumbled down his airey." During the
mornings work Carlyle and Waylen
chuekled together over the conciliatory
title which the lad had created for his
enemy,
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AUGUST 20. 1900.
a TROPICAL TERROR.
Most Dreaded of Living Things In
Euuatorint Africa.

Europeans who visit the great equa-
torial forests Of Africa are subject TO
many risks, but none perhaps so dan
perols rs contact with the bashikOuay,
or great bun ant, which is said to be
Tie most dreaded Of living things to be
found in that region. II Is gluttonOus
III the extreme That which 1t attacks
it consumes on tie spot nothing is
carried away for further convenience.
Elephants, leopards, gazelles, lions,
snakes, gorillas, monkeys even the
human aborgincs of the districts 1t
lnfests, fly from any neighborhOod in
which they know it 10 be located. Ac-
rording to well accredited reports,
these awe inspiring bull ants travel,
like locusts, in vast armies, marching
in a line two inches or more broad and
miles IN length. One Of these armies
has been known 10 take twelve hours
10 pass a given point. These ants pre-
fer the shade and, rather than be eX-
posed Ia the rays of the blazing sun,
will burrow tunnels under the surface
Of HE ground and thus travel until
iHtA f1ittt To liit Hlltltfi - tIff9. any
animal which. unaware of the proXim-
itV Of the hul ant and rcposing in
the solitude of the Welt. happens to he
attacked has no chance of escape II
Ii deVourrd with irresistible fury, and
within Il few minutes II pile Of bleachod
bones marks the spot where 1t reposcd.
A great deal of valuable information
about this dreaded creature has been
published by a French zoologist. VI. de
Ghuiller who has described II personal
encounter with the bull ant 4 re
member we'll the first time met the
bashkOuays on raid. | knew not
whit WIS in store for me. | was hunt
Ing bg myself. when suddenly the for
cat became alive With the foe 4 sud
den dread seized me. and ! stood still
in the hunting path. resting on my gun
Suddenly, as if by magic | was Gov
cred and bitten everywhere. | fed in
haste and found refuge In a deep
stream, vet even then the strong pinch
ers Of the ants would not give way,
and though the bodies We're torn Off the
heads rcmuncd The native tribes,
when Il man Is condemned for witch
craft. generally fasten him to "A tree
before an inroad of these ants After
they have passed II shining skeleton
aluue IS left 10 tell the tale"
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THE SCENT OF SICKNESS.


Most Diseases, II Is Claimed, Have
Their characteristic Odors.
The acutcneSs Of the sense of smell
is far greater in many of the lower ami
mails dogs for example than In man,
aud they employ 1t In guiding them TO
their food, In warning them of APP
preaching danger and for other pur-
poses. The sphere of the susceptibility
To various odOrs Is more uniform and
extended in man, and The sense of
smell is capable of great cultivation.
Like the other special senses. 1t may
be cultivated by attention and prac-
ticc Experts can discriminate quail
ties Of wines, liquors. drugs, etc. Dis
eascs have thcir characteristic odors.
Persons who have visited many DIFF
ferent asylums for the insane recog
uize the same familiar odOr OF the In
sane. II Is not insane asylums alone
but prisons. inils warehouses, armies
in camp. churches. schools and nearly
every household that have charactcris
tic odors. IT is when the insane, the
prisoners and the soldiers are aggre-
gated in large groups or battalions
that their characteristic odor is recog
nlzed Most diseases have their char
aetefistie odors. and 10y the exercise OF
the sense of smell they could be util-
ized In different diagnoses.
Fer example, favus has mousy
odor. rheumatism has "A copious sour
smelling. acid sweat 4 person af
tlieted with pyaemia has a sweet. nau
seating breath The rank, unbeara Bile
odor of pus from the middle ear tells
the tale of the decay of osseous tissue
In seurvy the odor is putrd, in chron-
ic peritonitis musky, in serofula like
stale heer, IN Intermittent fever like
fresh baked brown bread. in fever am
moniacal in hysteria like violets or
pineapple Measles, diphtheria, typhoid
fever, epilepsy phthisis, etc, have
Characteristic udorS. Philadelphia Rec
ord
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Keep away from people you dislike
and don't talk about them.
Put hog in a parlor and he would
break out and wallow In a mndh0le.
1t becomes necessary occasionally for
every man to take punishment. When
your time comes don't annoy others
with your screams
Isn't 1t fact that the most success
full men you know are polite men
Then doesn't 1t follow that If you hope
to succeed you must be polite?
When you hear a man abused be-
hind his back we do not think. How
unpopular other people are" but "How
we all catch 1t when we are not
around
Don't worry if you are not good
looking You look all right TO your
friends. The best looks ON earth could
not make you look good to your enc
mics, and those who are not interest Fl
In you don't know how you look -
Atchison Globe.
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The women OF this country have Ia
bored long and earnestly in an endeav-
or to maintain truth and sobriety in
the home, teaching their sons and
daughters that these are cardinal viz
tues, and are to be priced far greater
than rubies. They have recognized
the fact that home life is the founda-
ton of all lite, and that municipal,
State and national existence is pure
only as the home life is pure The
Christian women have been the silent
force, the undercurrent that has been
working SO effectively through the
result of which has meant the ushering
in Of social conditions that are ex.
tremely wholesome.
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Sir Andrew Clarke while travelling In
Italy assembled high tower one even
ing aud found at the top another tour
list. an Englishman. They chatted pleas
nntly for few minutes when suddenly
the stranger seized Sir Andrew by the
shoulders and said quietly, Il am go
Ing to throw you over" The man was
IL maniac. The physician had only n
moment in which To gather his
thoughts, but that moment saved him.
Pooh he replied unconcernedly.
ANY body can throw man of the
tower II we were on the ground you
could not throw me up. That would be
too difficult. F." Yes, could" retorted
the maniac, Il could easily throw you
up here from the ground. Let lis go
down. and | will do H." The descent
was accordingly made, during which
Sir Andrew managed to secure help
and release himself from his perilous
situati ton
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-29

When Thomas \. Edison first came
10 Washington TO display the graphic
phone, which had just recently been In,
vented Roscoe Conkling, who was al
ways quite vain, was there too. Mr.
Conkling wore little curl on his fore
head. and when Mr. Edison repeated
something about little girl with Il
little curl right in the middle of her
forehead the New York senator thought
that. of course. the remark was made
for him, and Mr.. Edison had to apollo
Ylze.-Dr. Reyburn's "Reminiscences OF
Charles Sumner in Washington Pest
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Did YOU ever stop to reflect that it
was one thing to talk about people and
another thing to have people talk
about you2 If those of us who use
our tongues little too freely, about
our neighbors, would stop and reflect
about this matter and know the great
evil that comes from too much gossip
and tattling, we are sure we would call
halt and gossip no more forever.
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Fair warning.

An old time English barrlster was
John Williams, sarcastic wit and a
bachelor With an intense prejudice
against marriage. His clerk one day
asked him for holiday 10 get mar
rled and some months afterward, on
entering his chambers. Williams found
his dead body suspended from the
door He engaged another clerk aud
asked him II lac was married. NO"
the clerk replied but thinking that VIII
Hams would regard marriage rs a
guarantee of steadiness he added. but
| am going to he" Very we'll" re
piled Williams, but understand this -
when you hang yourself don't do II
hprer'
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The End of The World

of troubles that robbed f. II. Wolfe,
of Bear Grove, Ia. of all usefulness,
came when he began taking Electric
Bitters. He writes; kidney trouble
caused me great suffering, which |
would never have survived had | not
taken Electric Bitters. They also
cured me of General Debility Sure
cure for all Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney complaints, Blood diseases, Head
ache, Dizzines s aud Weakness on
bodily decline. Guaranteed by Geo. NJ
Shamalia, druggist. Price 50c.
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"My daughter has learned one thing
at boarding school," exclaimed the
man. land that is how to write a legl.
BILE hand"
How did 1t happen;" asked a friend.
"She kept writing home for money!"
said No. l, land l sent back word I
couldn't read word of her letters. 1t
soon cured her OF that Chinese chirog-
raphy Detroit Free Press.
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In the past year DIR. r. v Pierce has given
away copies of his great work, The People,
Common Sense Medical Advertiser, Mt an ex-
pense to him of $25 100000 exclusive of post
hygiene, contains 1908 pages and more than
700 illustrations. 1t treats of the greatest
and grayest problems of human life in simple
English, from common sense point of view,
II answers those questions of sex which linger
unspoken on the lips of youth and maiden.
1t is essentially a family book, and its advice
in a moment OF sudden illness or accident
may be the means of saving valuable life
This great work is sent absolutely free on re-
ceipt of stamps to defray the cost of maj ling
only Send 81 one-cent stamps fer the book
in paper binding, or 81 stamps for cloth GOV
ers Address DR.. X V Pierce, Buffalo, y \.
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Kay-dids have commenced to sing
This means frost within six weeks.
That sounds very refreshing to suffer
ing humanity with the mercury up
around 100, but it also means that
coal bins will soon be replenished.
Might as well be coal as ice.
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Ea.inx HI. Coincidence.

The Rev. Mr.. Goodman inspecting
himself In mirror don't
really believe ought to wear this wig.
1t looks like living n lie Mrs. Good
man-Bless your heart. Avery. don't let
that trouble you. That wig Will never
fool anybody for one moment.-Chi-
cago Tribune
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-29

THAT suit you have on" said the
chap who always talks whether he has
anything to say or not. lis dead ring
er for one my brother has
Huh growled the fussy man.
what do YOU take me fora clothes
ringerg"-Chicago News.
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Heading N Hoax.

Many readers judge Of the power OF
book by the shock it gives their feel
ings, as some savage tribes determine
the power of muskets by their recoil.
that being considered best which fairly
prostrates the purchaser.-Lon
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-29

Mother Gray's sweet Powders for IhiIdren
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Children's Home in New York, cure Fever
ishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders
move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms Over 10000 testimonials Theg beaef
nuH. At all druggists, 25c Sample FREF
Address Allen S. 0lmstead, lie Roy, N. Y,
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The best testimonies that can be borne
to the value OF mans lite, are 4 clus-
ter OF little, unremembered acts Of love
and helpfulness shown toward persons
who needed help and whom others
were passing unnotlced.
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A I.nfir Mind

\ lofty mind always thinks nobly. 1t
easily creates vivid, agreeable and
natural fancies and places them 10
their best light. clothes them with all
appropriate adornments, studies others
tastes and clears away from its own
thoughts all that Is useless and dis
ngreenh bile. RoChc foucnMld.
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Short say, old man. will you lend
me 50 for AN hour? Long No, Go and
sit in the park Tor an hour: then you
won't need it, Chicago News.
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The Millton.ir.,. assem-

That millionaire yoader has cheated
me out OF a fortune"
How? Wouldn't he let you marry
his daughter
Worse than that. He never had n
daughter"
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me 6,0o0 francs. Then forget me for
ever am not worthy 10 be remem-
bered. From a Letter Found by Paris
Figaro
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i he fellow who realizes his own fool
acquires that much wisdom


Aliens Foot Ease. powder: cures Tired
Aching Sweating, Swollen Feet Sample sent
FREE, also Sample Of FooT-EAsF SANITARY
CoRS-PAp new invention. Address, Allen
s Omstead. LeRoy. y l.
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Common Council.

An adjourned meeting of the Common Couu-
ell of the City of Lambertville will be held in
the Council Room, Masonic Hall, on MON
DAY EVENING, SEPT 8, iso6, at 500 O'Clock,
JAMES IL. REYNOLDS, City Clerk.
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If You are going to give both bar.
rels, do it like man-give them to
the victim face and not behind his
back
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Fooled
is quickly absofbed.
Gives ReIlei a. Once.

Geraldine-You have been Ill, haven't
you?
Gerald-Ies. | was threatened with
brain fever.
Geraldine-What big joke on the
fever.-New York Press.
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Do what you consider right. what
ever people may think of IT, despite
censure aud praise Pythagoras.
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The first instance of collaboration I'm
English literature was that Of the
plays written by Beaumont and
Fletcher.