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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04
NOTICE OF
SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. 3, LAURENs TOWN

SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. 8, LAURENS TOWN
SHIP.
An election will be held at Pine Grove
Academy, School District No. 8, Laur-
ems Township, Wednesday April 18th,
to decide whether a tax of two mills for
school purposes shall be levied and col
lected in said district. Those in favor
of tax will vote Eyes" and those op-
posed "No." 1t is ordered that the
Board of Trustees shall actas managers
of said election which shall be conducted
according to the rules governing general
elections. Polls will be open from z a.
m, to d p. m. BY order Of the County
Board of Educatron of Laurens County.
II. w. NASH Chairman.
r. f.. BABB.
w. p. CULBERTSON.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04
NOTICE OF
SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. i6-DIAIs

TOWNSHIP
An election will be held at the Banks
dale Academy, School District No. g..
Thursday April 18th, 1906 to decide
whether a tax of two mills for school
purposes shall be levied and collected
in said district. Those in favor of tax
will vote yes, and those opposed" mo"
1T is ordered that the Board of Trustees
shall act as managers of said election
which shall be conducted according to
the rules governing general elections.
Polls VIII be open from z a. m to a ..
m; By order of the County Board of
r. w. NASH, Chairman.
r. Il. BABB.
w. p. CULBLRTsoN.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04
ANN0UNCEME

FOR COUNTY TREASURER.
| hereby announce myself as a candi-
date for the office of County Treasurer,
subject to the result of the Democratic
Primary election.
Ross ID. Young.
AT the solicitation of friends / hereby
announce myself as q candidate for the
office of County Treasurer, subject to
the result of the Democratic Primary.
j. ID. Mock.
/! hereby announce myself as a candi-
date Tor the office of Treasurer Laurens
County and pledge myself to abide the
result of the Democratic Primary.
WALTER A. BALDWIN.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04

Let the early closing begin early ant
continue late this year.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04

OF course The Advertiser is in favor
of base ball.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04

Among the good men who have been
mentioned for attorney general another
especially good one is Paul Hemphill.
Hon. j. Fraser Lyon of the dispen-
sary investigating commission spent
last Wednesday and Thursday forenoon
In the city, going to Augusta in the
afternoon.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04
What is Bromonia?
Read the following carefully:

If you have consumption or some
OF the contagious forms of blood
poisoning, we cannot cure you. We
don't pretend to cure you. You need
the individual treatment of some
skilled specialist; but il you are run
down in general health, if you have
dyspepsia, are subject to fainting
spells, a victim to insomnia, bilious
ness, kidney or liver trouble, catch
cold easily, if your system is in that
condition that you may become an
easy prey to the disease germs of
pneumonia, la grippe and the vari-
Gus epidemics, if you are bothered
with constant headache, loss of
memory, generally impaired vitality,
we can help you, and, if you follow
our directions, render YOU immune
against sickness. Most skin disease
can be cured by the use of "Bromo-
MA"
"Bromonia" is to the human sys-
TEN what the scrubbing brush and
soap are to the dirty washbowl. 1T
ans Nature to esum normal ac-
ton.
We don't ask you to invest q cent
until you have tried "Bromonia'' at
U expense. A single bottle often
times works wonders. Cut out the
Coupon at the bottom of this column.
Write name and address plainly,
BE careful to address
The Bromonia Co.,
NEW YORK.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04
To the Trustees of First Baptist Church

io 'c trustees Oh FIRST Baptist Church
Gentlemen: We want to donate some
l.. d nj: Paint to your church whenever
they paint.
The largest Methodist church in Geor.
gia expected to use 100 gallons of the
usual kind of paint, they only used 81
gallons q M. mixed with "a gallons
Linseed Oil.
1t costs less to paint a house with l..
q M. than with other paint, because
painter mixes Linseed Oil fresh from
the barrel at 60 cents a gallon with T.
q M, and doesn't pay $3.50 per gallon
for Linseed Oil as done if ready-for-use
paint is used. Also because the l.. e
M. Zinc ,hardens the l.. & M. White
Lead and makes the paint wear like
iron. my
Sold by w. J.. Boyd, Laurens, s. c..
and Clinton Pharmacy, Clinton, S. c..
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04
NOTICE
TO CLEAN STREAMS.

All landowners in Laurens county are
hereby given notice that streams u n
ning through or bounding their lands
must be cleaned out, as required by law,
before the first day of May next, or the
same will be cleaned at their expense.
Persons Knowing the INSTRUCTED condi-
tion OF any stream are requested to re-
port same.
III. b. HUMBERT,
64-4t. Supervisor l.. C..
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1906-04-04
FOR SUPERVISOR.

hereby announce myself as a candi-
date for reelection TO the office of Coun-
ty Supervisor-subject to the rule of the
Democratic Primary.
Respectfully,
III. b. Humbert.
respectfully myself as a
candidate for the office of Supervisor of
Laurens County, subject to the action
of the Democratic Primary election.
JAS. M. SUMEREL.
The statesman., 1906-01-26
NO ONE TO RUN IT.
Simple Explanation for Stopping o
Alarm ClocL

An lrishman who bad been unoccu.
pied for some time induced his friend
Patrick TO try to secure him position
with contractor One evening about
we Iter Pat went around to
Mike boarding house with the news
that the contractor had granted Mike
trial.
But" said Pitt. he is avery para.
tickler and We moost be sure 10 be at
the oofce by shar-r-p Oill git ye An
alarm clock and then ye'll be sure TO
git up on toime"
So Pat bought the alarm cloch
wound It up and set II at G 80. 1t went
n satisfactorily Mike went down
and worked all day When he went
home a. night he wound the clock. but
did not bother with the alarm, think
ing that II would go Of automatically
The next morning he slept until S
O'Clock, and when he went to the ofYice
the boss gave him his pay and told
him to leave. Mike went home mad.
swore al the alarm clock and finally
took the back off 4 lot OF springs.
wires and wheels fell out, and. last OF
The statesman., 1906-01-26
0IRos THAT RARELY sIHo.
Species esItom LIT UP Their vsiess
In GIadness.

The venerable Susan B. Anthony,
at the National Suffrage Associations
convention, in Portland. Ohio, insisted
on the value OF special education and
special training.
1T is uf less she said. "to attempt
TO reform or to elevate businesses or
customs that We have not thoroughly
studied. When. in ignorance. we try
to set right and to help the world. We
do -lpre harm than good. We make
fools OF ourselves.
Indeed. We are then like little
girl whom knew when was edit.
ing the Revolution The child went
with her teacher one afternoon 10 WIS.,
II the county prison. She became In
'erested In 4 convict. who was knit.
ting stockings. and stopped TO talk
with the man.
DO you hnd II dull here. sir" she
said.
Indeed I DO, miss the convict An
swered.
"'sull.' said the child. the irgins
NJ the birds helps to relieve the mo-
notony. doesn't IT.?
Singing OF the bird7' said the con-
vict, In a puzzled voice.
Yes said the little girl.
what birds7' asked the man.
THE well-meaning but ignorant
child with hopeful smile replied:
"'The little jail birds. They must
bs 4 great comfort TO you"
The statesman., 1906-01-26
aURoYMAN GOT Ais psg.
Waited Long fer Opportunity. tut II
Cine at Last

Gov. Blanchard Of Louisiana eas
describing the precautions that = Ger
tain veteran physician had taken
against the spread of a contagious dis
ease.
Knowing the people he had 10 deal
With" Gov Blanchard said. he saw
that his rules were carried out before
one OF these people left their homes.
They had iricked him in the past. He
would not be tricked again. He was
like the Camden clergyman OF my
boyhood
This clergyman once married GER
ts!n huckstor who. after the cere-
nony. declared he was unable TO pay
. wedding fee. and so. Willy nilly, the
clergyman had to let him of.
Some years later tine good man
found the same huckstor before him
with another woman. His first wife
had died Now he desired TO yoke
with second.
THE minister was willing enough
TO remarry the man, but this time he
would take precautions,
so, leading the bridegroom TO one
side, he held out his hand and said in
Q low voice:
my fee
"'Oh. yes, of course said the
huckster. confusedly, and he place. .
banknote in the clersyman's palm.
Thank you. said the clergyman,
with a bland smile. THAT is for the
FIRST time. NCw We will have the fee
tor this occasion. please?"
The statesman., 1906-01-26
KNEW AUDITORS WERE THERE.
Not Necessary That the Orator shoult
See Them.

Chief Justice John A. Peters Of
Maine was a man OF national reputa.
lion for Wit. gcniality aud hunIor, be
sides possessing many Of the solid
Qualities OF tho jurist and states man.
On one occasion when running for
Congress he went 10 Bangor TO make a
speech This wal the signal for the
assembling OF .he rough rvermen
from far and wide. The day was dull
ard gloomy. AID Bangor was a wide
open town The result can be i'm
agined
When the time for the meeting
came the square in front OF tie prin.
cipal hotel was nlled By noisy. good.
natured and chatting crowd. whose
actions betokened the kind OF spirit
that animated them. When Peters
came upon the balcony he was nanked
by blazing lights that made him per-
iec,ly visible, but the darkness before
him was intenifed. Silence reigned
but the judge thus began his speech;
"Fellow-cltizens. canno, see you.
hu, can smell you,"
There WAS shout and n roar. which
soon subsidized. After the speech. Of
course bubbling over with wit was
over friend remarked TO him:
Peters. YOU are the only man In
Maine that could have said what YOU
did at the start without row" Which
was undoubtedly true.
The statesman., 1906-01-26
Sins Of the Father.

Bishop Rawdon of Georgia illustrat.
ed a well known text with IN anec-
dote.
There was once hodcarrier." he
said. whose name was Jerome Ne
Wade. Jerome was working en- job
In the country. and In order TO reach
the railroad station 10 take tie train
home II was necessary for him each
evering TO cross large. Nat field.
There was bull In this field one
evening. and II gave Jerome ter
rible chase. He Ned like the wind be
fore It for more than mile, and only
escaped. Just 10 time, by making a
The statesman., 1906-01-26

wonderful leap over five-foot fence
The next evening, on his home.
ward way. Jerome carried his nod
with him for weapon. Swinging the
heavy hod, he entered the field fear
lessly, but this time the bull was al
sent Only calf playful, harm.
less little calf, could Jerome find. He
The statesman., 1906-01-26
BEATS THE MUSIC CURE.

TO keep the body in tune writes
Mrs. Mary Brown. 90 Lafayette Place,
Poughkeepsle. n. Y. Il take DR.
Kings New Life Pills. They are the
most reliable and pleasant laxative
have found Best for the Stomach
Liver and Bowels Guaranteed by all
druggists CSC
The statesman., 1906-01-26
DEPART MENTS

Normal, Normal Preparatory, Agricultural, Indus
trial, Business, Music and Military Science.
The statesman., 1906-01-26
TRADES TAUGHT
ADVANTAGES

Expenses reasonable. Self help encouraged. very
careful attention given home training Of youp
women. Rigid discipline maintained. Farm Of
lOb acres Location and sanitation the very be.
Endorsed by ministers of every denomination
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07

Mercy; this is to3 much During
the three games here Lloyd did no
1aye on a uniform and If we mistake
not TadIoek was not taken out but
pitched the entire game which was
the first Of the series. If anybod,
threw he ball over the grand stana
the fans must all have been asieep a.
no one has been found who remen.
bers it.
As fer getting a hearing, the mem.
bers of the Paducah team were the
worst lot OF rag chewers that eve
struck this town and kicked al al
times and without any provocation
The reason Paducah lost three games
in Jacksonville was becau. @ they
played "rotton7 ball They certainly
were not going any where near their
real fern and their exhibition wa
bad corner To- base ball Perry Of
the Padecah team made at least ten
errors in the three games. five oil
which came In the last of the series
We don't blame team for offernc
some excuse for losing when It Us
playing good ball but when 1t plays
the kind that Paducah did here The
reaaon for defeat is 50 apparent that
we should think Lloyd and his men
would be ashamed to offer such an
excuse as the above. -Jacksonville
Courie.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07
RUSSIA $ PREMIER
WHITES SUCCESSOR AS HEAD
OF GOVERNMENT.
M. Goremykin's Career-Long an
Eaemy Of the Deposed Pre-
mier-Said to Be a
Weak Man.

The news in America Of the down
fall OF Witte and his conservative
policy for Russia has caused wide
spread interest. for the Russian dip.
lomat quite won the admiration OF
the American people by his able and
dignitied conduct during the Russian,
Japanese peace negotiations. Whites
overthrow ~ accepted in Russia as a
victory for the reactionaries, and PEG
pie In this country are asking what
kind Of man Is to be his successor.
M. Goremykin, the new premier. IL
not only regarded as a react.onary but
the general opinion is that he is not
equal to the task Of facing the coming
crisis. His elevation to the premier
ship has created amazement He has
long been an untiring enemy of De
Witte. He is largely interested in
dairy farming, and. in fact, as a milk
dealer supplies most of the milk used
In st. Petersburg, and has been
dubbed THE Milk Dealer"
NJ. Goremykin is considered
man, and is of Insignificant |
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07

appearance as well as capacity. He
wears side whiskers and looks like
an English butler. While for some
! time he has been called a liberal, II
| was only in contrast with such men
Rs Won Plehve and NJ. Siplaguine, re-
| dictionary leaders, both Of whom wers
/ assassinated. He began his career In
the ministry of justice, becoming
assistant minister, from which posi-
he was called in 1895, as a prote ge
Of the dowager empress, to become
| minister Of the interior. The student
troubles were just beginning. and
Goremykin proved SO lacking in en-
ergy in suppressing them that he was
removed and NJ. SipiagUine given his
place, Sipiaguine was victim OF
his own harsh energy for he was
killed by terrorist bomb
While Goremykin was minister OF
the interior he had made a report to
the emperor to the effect that the sto.
fies Of famine and suffering which
were said to exist in certain provinces
were untrue De Witte, who then was
minister of finance, thereupon pro
duced documents TO prove that tho
conditions in the interior weee as bad
as they had been represented to b..
When confronted with this proof
Goremykin Is said to have fallen on
his knees before the emperor TO have
wept, and to have begged forgiveness
The minister was so overcome that
the emperor himself brought him
glass Of water.
Goremykin dismissed from office,
nursed his hatred Of De Witte He
joined the Won Plehve faction and was
part IF the cabal which overthrow
De Witte as minister of finance in
1903. He was rewarded with the
craftsmanship Of the agrarian commits.
sion. When De Witte became premier
he removed his old enemy from Office
The wheel Of political fortunes has
turned again and once more De Witte
is down and Goremykin is up. DE
White, unquestionably the biggest man
in public life here. goes out unwept
and unsung and amid the reioicngs
Of the reactionists. who hate the lib
erals and who dstrust him. Yet even
today il Is predicted that when the
next great crisis comes the emperor
viii be forced to summon De Witte
from his retirement.
The London Daily Telegraph at.
tacks " Goremykin as a bureaucrat
Of bureaucrats. and as the high priest
Of pigeon holes. Hoayiness. cunning
and Incidence are his main character.
istics He dabhled in company Utl-
noting. for which he might have been
prosecuted bad it not been for the
late Won Plehve. who refused to move
against him. His appointment is cal.
.ulated to Ill the friends Of Russia
with greatest apprehension. Even the
lull observer can discern that a fate.
'ul step has been taken and that seri-
Jus consequences must be faced
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07
BY M. j. FARNeAkER,
Former Secretary K. /. T. League

Former Secretary X. |. T. League.
Pitcher Jokerst erstwhile Cardinal
and Springfield Senator. waa al the
pivotal station fer Bob Burryhill's
Brides yesterday, and had 1t not been
FIR two errors. one by Berthe King in
The sixth inning and one by Third
Baseman Armstrong in the following
inning. and an oppurtuns hit by Roland
q the copper w.re" moment he would
have won his game, as he richly de.
served to, by the score Of to 0.
Hatch was the chop suey" for the
Perfects and the magnificent support
accorded him. particularly by Third
Baseman Guy Bosser, was In meas
IRE responsible fer keeping down the
number Of hits occurred off his deliY-
cry. 70 this fact was due that Hatch
stick EN- over" not walking or hi
ting batter during the nine innings
needing constantly the andmonition of
his team mates 70 make EN- hit"
King, first mp in the opening inning
three sacks, scoring on Diehl's ont
10 Gun Long.
. Inning after inning rolled by with
nothing dong in the run getting line
until the last half of the sixth spasm
when Second Baseman King, after ono
man was down and out booted" and
fooled Bissell's grounder. The phs,
nomenal little left fielder -ook second
on W0lfc's out from pitcher TO first
scoring a momont later when Jimmie
Connors raped out a slashiag single
Dithrldge few to center retiring the
side
In the very next inning Blosser hit
one down to Third Bascman Arm
strong. who threw the ball away in an
endeavor to nail the runner at Berry
hill Station, Blosser swinging all the
way round to the third sack on the
misplay. scoring when C0nnors smack
ed out his second hit of the game, and
IN some manner going all the way 10
third on the throw in Of the single TO
catch Blosser at the plate.
Searles, the next man up had been
told TO dump one" down. Jimmie
TO score on squeeze" That the play
went through permitting Connors to
score was due to over-anxiety Of Schis-
sell who failed to hold the high fast
hall pitched by Jokerst, and which
Searles tried to reach. but failed, as it
would have taken plank out Of the
fence TO reach IT, Conno~s reached
the oyster in safety Schsscll being
credited with a passed ball
The side was retired on strike outs.
three men tanning in an endeayor to
connect with The Jokers slants and
Blenders except that Gun" Long was
polei IN the Stats by an in-h1ot
The following box tells The balance
of the story: At
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07
wnrl6.a Hi.h.st nridre.

Colorado E.n possess within few
months the hghesl bridge in the world
over the deepest chasm in the Rocky
mountains The bridge is being con-
structed over the faT-iamed Royal gorge
Of the Araknsas RIVER. at point
wbero the abysMal rent in the clrth's
crust is but so feet wide al the bot
.om and 230 ice. wide 40 the top. The
walls rise almost peTpendicularly iuI
a distance II 2.69e feet, and are gran
ite. decomposed and iron-stained I'M
I'll coiorings blend into innumerAbic
pleasing effects upon the senses
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07
rrnrossinr an onirion-

Clyde Fitch was discussing a rather
tiresome drama.
1T was such drama, he said, that
a French playwright read the other day
before a committee Of the French So
ciety Of Comedy.
AS the author piodded through his
second act be heard an odd sound. and
looked up 90 see gentleman asleep and
breathing heavily.
"He frowued.
Monsieur he cried. 'monsieuri'
wake npt Please remember. monsieur.
that an reading this play 20 the COM
mittee in order to get their opinion.
How can a gentleman who Is asleep give
an opinion"
but The other answered. grayely:
~ Sleep is an opinion -BostoH
Pest
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07
Old Austrian Law.

One Of the Oldest OF the Austrian CT
toms Is the result of legislation.
cording to law. every house must
closed from ten o'clock at night un
six o'clock in the morning. Duri0
that time each house is in charge Of
attendant known as the hausbcsorgI
or caretaker. In large apartme
buildings this hausbcsorger Is usua
a uniformed porter. Every person n
tering the house between ten at nia|
and six in the morning must pay
the hausbesorger 20 helle-s ed
cenfs'.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07

sUMMARY-E Earned runs Nation
/: TWO base hits Doyle 9 three base
sacrifice hits--Dithr dye,
Corners Trautman; stolen bases
Connors; struck out--by Hatch ), by
Io&erst { batter hit-by Jokerst &
left on hases-Cairo ;, Nation 4
passed balls-Schissel l. Time 1:19:
Umpire Wilkerson.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07
HOW THEY STAND.

RESULTS or WEDNESDAY,.
Cairo 2. Nation
Danylle l. Vincennes A.
Paducah 2, Jacksonville |
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.


While II ia very gratifying :
!, to The Bulletin to notice the :
, interest taken by the public in !
= baseball as evidenced by the 4
. hundreds OF telephone in 4
. quiries made every evening as =
. to the results Of games in =
= other cities, it is found 10 be Z
impracticable, in fact. abso- =
, lutely a physical impo: sibi5ty .
10 answer the inquiries and .
; perform other work on the .
; paper. Under these conditions .
, the indulgence and patience of .
readers Is requested and they .
are respectfully asked to wait &.
for The Bulletin in which will .
be found full accounts of all e
games played the previous day. .
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07

An advertisement In The BuIIetIn -
rsad By ten thousand people every
tsy. In
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-07

The sad intelligence comes from
Charleston that some disgruntled fans
in that city are circulating a petition
for the purpose Of boycotting the base
ball grounds at Urban Park The rea-
son for such action is said to &c be
cause the team is known as the Mat
loon team throughout he circuit in
stead of the Charleston team
as was originally intended