Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1906-02-28
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She-Am ! the first girl you ever
kissed? He--Why, do go about IT,
like an amateur?-Ex.
Teacher-Tommy, what is the name
OF the largest known diamond? Tommy
The ace.-Cleveland Leader.
Heidi you know had become an
actor? She-No. All 1 heard was
that you had gone on the stage.-
Judge.
"IIow many stops has that organ you
bought your daughter?" "Fiye-break-.
fast dinner, tea, supper and bed !"-
Judge.
Beulat-Why do you call 1t a double
elopenent? Almn-He first ran away
with her and then with her money
Town Topics.
knicker--Jones and his wife are
singing the "NIarseillaise." Booker
Yes; they are brncing up to discharge
the cook.--Harper's Bazaar.
Maude-Oh, dear! dread the
thought of my tllirtie''l birthday. Clara
Why, supposed you had forgotten
1t long ago.--Chicago Daily News.
"I tb,nl ,rrs No,,,,. 10 90 sweat
Don't you? You can read her char
acter in her face" Yes. If you read
between the lines. "-lIarper's Bazaar.
The ragged heroine -AIerclful heav-
ems! ! am perishlng from the cold
Voice from the gallery-Sweep IN de
snow-storm an make n bonfire Puck.
"1Iow do Won like your oorernmant
positionw .I,m ore,tlv ,,isannointod
/ have to work no hord 70 All tho ,locs
as did to get it..-Washington Star.
M,nnte--I want n ,ntrdpco you tn
yo,,np ,,dv.-o VOW r,oa ronn, LA.
and she's worth nor weight a GOLD
Rol,-Stopt oirl hone Now yo.Sa.
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centric old fellow NJ ~, ts,as -.
wos insane," ~ .,on,t .n v thae ,r IN
hasn't Noon rood rat f,,nno,,n., 800.
or. '''> s.
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"a, ms 20 pu.'up Joo' a.i rleut'
his wifa,s diract,on - hoe a. 49,
tures nm tho nor,or .,a,, saa,s.,. H.
Journal $3.50 $50 4,
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you .n''A uio.,ues nave niore
GO .nan urune.'es! she dont
She bos h., a.na.,o"aau ~. 10, el'
cltias -Ner yor,.ar 1' - 'o'n sa ip''
ell.
aa.an a'e ~ you liucn room IN your new
uae. i.oo ,. Mercy me, ! should
.nuA lio'. WY, our kitchen ana din,
.,ss -, ".s ~ . s' ,na. we nave 70
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me proiessor-u haouptediy mar
pie statue ~ 'ile pest way OF perpet-
..a'ias u memory. Inc sweet Girl
on' uoh Ai'o". ! always Tie Knot
Tn ' p0sAe' OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ic'S-Nis'-
m
inat man Fewscads is right
Weaitnv, ISN'T ne" why no. How
came you 10 thihk SOY! i understand
ne mas an automobile, and that he has
Deen operated on for appendicitis
Da,'as NsMs.
hur'i hunt,1raclous. why doesn't
some one .ell tnat pretty girl over there
titlt her MUIR Is mussed up ana needs
complng: CITY nlece-sh /! aunty that
~ tne lasnlonaoie automoDiie tousle."
-Chlcago news. sb
ne upper-hatters wire GREATNESS.
iy)-Dear' I've piece OF news Tor You.
Inc hute-piayer across the nall 10
deaa! me upper-hatter tpieadingly)
-flease don't MAKE me iausn7-my lips
are SO chapped'-Judge.
General traffic manager-So forty
49, a. >a,. .nu wa W. mus.
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..,ssas p.aa,,.. "" ~ e ~ .no
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w "a 'ne 'es'''a.u'e'z-'i'are oet.
AN elephant must be pretty ex-
pensive ANIMAL Yes. l wish had
enough money to buy one" What
W you want WIN hh eiepnant
uonl merely expressed a wish ior
.ne money -fhiiadeiphla fuDllc
A1euser'
Here, Willie" cried the boys
father, you mustn't behave that way.
Everybody Will be calling you a little
glHtton. DO you know what that is?"
Il suppose replied Willie, tits big
gluttons little Doy"-Philadelphia
fress.
Elsie-So you consider him mislead-
Ing and disappointing? Why? Edie-
Well, he had me on tenter-hooks last
night IN expectation that he was going