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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
THE PATIENCE OF JOB
Could Hardly Endure the Torment Of
itching Piles.

Itching piles is torment-so is &C.
zema.
No comfort all day, no rest at night.
Can't keep your mind on work.
No use to go to bed.
Suffer no longer; use Doan's Oint-
ment. 1t gives relief in five or ten
minutes. 1t cures in a short time
cures you to stay cured.
Richmond people endorse it.
Mrs Henry Ranks, of 112 Fort
Wayne avenue, says: "Doan's Oint-
ment is a splendid remedy. the best /
ever used and | can recommend ii
wherever a soothing and healing prep.
aration is required. | was troubled
for years with hemorrhoids in very
severe form, and although l tried q
great many different remedies l new
er obtained the least relief from them
until Doans Ointment was recon-
mended and l got box at A. G. Lu
ken'S drug store. A few applications
relieved the irritation. believe
Doan's Ointment will cure any case
where its use is Indicated"
For sale by all dealers. Price 81
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's ant
take no other.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
INDIANAPOLIS MARKETS
MARKET FOR ALL KINDS OF LIVE
STOCK WAS QUIET SATURDAY.
THE PRICES.
Publishers Press1

indianapolis, May 20.-Receipts on
Saturday were $500 hogs. 300 cattle
and 100 sheep against 4,259 hogs, 266
cattle and seven sheep one week ago,
and 4,154 hogs, ia cattle and 278
sheep one year ago.
Hog market closed unchanged. Re-
ceipts were liberal and buying in the
early market was mainly by local
packers. In the late market, ship
pers received a few orders for choice
light hogs. This braced up what
looked to be a weak close. The top
for hogs was s6.571a, but there were
only a few good enough to bring this
price.
Cattle Trade LifeIess.
Trade in the cattle alleys was life
less and prices unchanged. Receipts
were light and practically all buying
was done by packers. There was no
fancy stock on sale. Packers took a
majority of the good kinds. Fresh
arrivals were light and included most
ly veal calves.
Sheep and Lambs Steady.
The sheep and lamb market closed
steady. Receipts were fair.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Saterrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the Undersigned, have known
F. ]. Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, eating directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
They Can't Stay Single.

The announcement of an old maids
party in Oklahoma is evidently a mis-
take unless the frenzied land agents Of
that balmy garden spot have been do
ing some tall and artistic stringing.
According to the true tales of trav-
elers, an old maid couldn't last in Ok
lahoma as long as a SNOWFALL in Pan
anna. AS soon as an unattac hed lady
of no matter what age gets off the train
a quarter section with huge mustache
and a prospective United States SEN
ator attached begins motioning to her
with such persuasive ways that she
just can't resist.
1t is our understanding that the only
old maids in Oklahoma are the ones
IN short dresses. and they are all spo-
ken for just as soon as they can bake n
fiapjack and boss man. We fear
that those who participate in the old
maids party will have to take their
nursing bottles along.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
RICHMOND MARKETS
INDIANA BERRIES EXPECTED ON
THE MARKET BEFORE END OF
THE WEEK..

During week Tennessee strawber-
ries sold far ahead of those from 9TH
er States. Arkansas and Kentucky
have contributed their share to the
trade also. None of the out-of-tne
State berries, however, equal the best
Indiana fruit, which will be on the
market in a few days. The beginning
of the Indiana season-the real begin
ning-should be next Saturday.
Fine Tennessee Peas.
Tennessee has also contributed
peas. These have been the best seen
thus far. size and quality almost
equaling Indiana peas of mid-sum-
mer. Green beans from Alabama, the
tenderest, best beans, are good sell
lers. Beans are scarce and the Ala
bama stock has been an excellent In
yestment for dealers.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
A Year of Blood.

The year 1903 will long be remem-
bered in the home of =. =. Tacket, of
Alliance, KY, as a year Of blood;
which flowed SO copiously from MIR.
Jackets lunga that death seemed very
near. He writes: Severe bleeding
from the lungs and frightfi1 cough
had brought me at deaths door, when
began taking DR.. Kings New Discov-
ely for Consumption, with the aston
ishing result that after taking four
bottles was completely restored and
as time has proven, permanently cur
ed" Guaranteed for Sore Lungs,
Coughs and colds, at A. G. Luken &
Co.'S Drug Store. Price so cents and
S1.o0 Trial bottle free.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
CINCINNATI MARKETS
CATTLE RECEIPTS DURING LAST
WEEK WERE FAIRLY LARGE
PRICES WERE STEADY.
Publishers Pressl

Cincinnati, May z0.-Saturday re-
ceipts: Cattle, 379; hogs, 1,514; sheep
444.
Cattle-Current marketing Of cat
tie continued liberal and the receipts
last week aggregated nearly $500
head, against 1916 head last week,
1892 head two weeks ago, 1929 head
three weeks ago, while $3.50 head ar
rived the same week last year and
only 2,771 head two years ago. The
quality was good in the main.
Bulls-More liebral receipts turned
prices down from the start and late
average of sales exhibited 10@15c de-
cline from the closing figures of last
week.
Hogs-There was n Just fair move
ment in the marketing of hogs last
week, and the arrivals aggregate 49,
700 head. The quality as rule, was
good and possibly an Improvement
over the usual standard at this time
in the year Prices have varied only
slightly from one day to another.
Sheep and Lambs-There was a
very fair movement in this depart
ment during last week. and receipts
aggregate close to 1000 head. Sheep
have been scarce and prompt sale at
steady and strong prices.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
A Fine Sicht,

There are pretty bits of landscape
That enrapture all who see.
There's the mountain and the river
And the old majestic tree:
There are cool and shady corners,
Where the sunlight filters through,
But the dollar Of our daddies
Makes the most attractive view.
There are large and ancient pictures
At which connoisseurs throw fits,
There are others quite as pretty
That you buy for just two bits:
There are photographs of ladies
Who amuse us in the plays.
But the dollar of the daddies
Has them all skinned forty ways.
There arc pretty girls in plenty,
Blond. brunette and extra pale;
Likewise many handsome babies,
If their mothers tell the tale;
There are scattered through the countr.
Here and there some nobby gents,
But the dollar of the daddies
Makes them look like thirty cents.
Yes; we bow to King Mazuma
AS he sits upon his throne,
For. while others may have merit.
He is in a class alone:
Others may have fair proportions
But they do not win the prize,
But the dollar OF the daddies
Is a sight that rests the eyes.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Made Happy for Life.

Great happiness came into the home
OF s. c. Blair, school superintendent,
Mt st. Adams, w Va, when his little
daughter was restored from the
dreadful complaint no names. He
says: My little daughter had ST. VI
tus' Dance, which yielded to no treat.
ment. but grew worse until as a last
resort we tried Electric Bitters; and
I rejoice to say. three bottles effected
q complete cure" Quick. sure cure
for nervous complaints. general debil-
ity, female weaknesses, impoverished
blood and malaria. Guaranteed at
A. G. Luken & Co.'S drug store. Price
SO cents.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Had a Close Call.

"a dangerous surgical operation, in
volving the removal of malignant
ulcer. as large as my hand. from my
daughters hip. was prevented by the
application of Bucklen's Arnica
Salve," asys A. c. Stickel. of Miletus.
W. Va. Persistent use of the Salve
completely cured it." Cures Cuts,
Burns and Injuries. Csc at A. G. Lu.
ken & Co., druggists.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
WHERE TO Do YOUR TRADING.
A Business Directory for the Benefit of Rural Route
Subscribers Of the Daily Palladium.

GOODS, ETC.
BOSTON STORE
GEORGE H. MAsHMEYER7s1 Main Street
q. NUSBAUM, 1924 Main Street.
HoosIER STORE, 600 Main Street
HOODS MODEL DEPARTMENT STORE All 4s
HAlsLErs, $50 Main Street.
LAHRMANs, Main Street.
CURME,
Street
CLOTHING AND GENTS FURNISHINGS.
GLOBE CREDIT Sixth
FREDS e4 Main Street
G. THOMPSON. 8os Main Street.
ain
~'BBEY & 1000 Main Street
RoMEY's, s27s2s Mai
STOVES AND HARDWARE.
JONES HARDWARE Co., and
eRocERs.
JOHN M. EeeEMEYER. Main and Fourth Streets
HOODS DEPARTMENT STORE, to
BROS, 1885 Main Street
BEE HIVE,
HARRY Twelfth Streets.
HARMtER, 1880 Main Street
coNFEcTloNERs.
c. T. PRICE & SONS, s1s Main Street
H. q. LoPER is II Colonial Building
q. n. esT. 1e Tenth Street
C. M. HAMILTON, 12 North Tenth Street
DRUGGISTS.
AFFORDS, Ninth Main Streets.
RICHMOND INSURANCE AGENCY II South Seventh Street.
w. H. BRADBURY SON, westeott Block.
COAL DEALERS.
caAs s. FARNHAM, and Main Streets
HAckMAN CO, Seven Street..
J. MENkE,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

everything without benefit are the
people we are looking for. We want
them to know from glad experience
that Ely's Cream Balm will cure Cold
in the Head, Hay Fever, and the most
advanced and obstinate forms of Ma
sal Catarrh. This remedy acts di-
rectly on the inflamed sensitive mem
branes. Cleansing; soothing and
healing One trial will convince
you of it's healing. One trial will
convince you of it's healing power.
Price Soc All druggists, or mailed
by Ely Bros, Sc Warren ST., New
York.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Fer1ous Strike Breakers

The most famous strike breakers in
the land are DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. When the liver and bowels go
on strike, they quickly settle the
trouble and the purifying work goes
right on. Best cure for constipation,
headache and dizziness. Csc at A. G.
Luken & Co.'s, druggists.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

course, leathery complexion made
unbeautiful by eruptions. calls for a
general reform in living. The diet
should be plenty of HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. So cents, Tea or
Tablets.
For sale by A. G. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

Many ills come from impure b. l..
Can't have pure blood with faulty d.
gestion, lazy liver and sluggish bow
els. Burdcck Blood Bitters strength
ems stomach, bowels and liver, and
purifies the blood.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

After heavy meal take couple of
Doan's Regulets. and give your stom-
ach, liver and bowels the help they
win need. Regulets bring easy, reg
ular passages of the bowels.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

Men and women who eat fat meats
and drink strong coffee usually have
coarse, fiorid skins. HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea makes your skin
soft and fair 30 cents Tea or Tab
lets For sale bv A. G InRan g. On.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

1t is safe to say that the girls of
1906 are sweeter and more beautiful
than the girls of war times. The up
to-date girls all take HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. 35 cents, Tea
or. Tablets.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

Itching, torturing skin eruptions,
disfgure, annoy and drive one wild.
Doan's Ointment brings quick relief
and lasting cures. Fifty cents at
any drug store.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

Avoid fraudulent limitations. Use
the genuine Russ bleaching blue and
reserve your clothes. 10c at gro
GERS.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
6. A. +. Excursion
To Lafayette, Ind.

The IndianaItp pills & Eastern Ry. Co.
will sell excurt Jon tickets. Richmond
to Lafayette ahd return for $2.75.
Tickets on sale at Interurban Sta
ton May 81. Il, % and "a. Good re-
turning May B. Cars leaving Rich
mond every hour making direct con-
nection for Lafayette.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Stock Market.

Hogs, 1000; held over, 1854; pros
poets steady; light, 635@6571a; mix
ed, 635@66O; heavy, 620@635; cattle,
400; unchanged; sheep, 10000 steady.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

For any pain from top to toe, from
any cause. apply DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil. Pain can't stay where it is
used.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

Don't spoil your clothes. Use Russ
bleaching blue and keep them white
as snow. 10c a package at grocers.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
CHICAGO MARKETS
BuLLISH INFLUENCES IN THE
WHEAT MARkET-coRN WAS
SLIGHTLY EASIER.
Publishers Press1


Chicago, May 20.-The wheat
market on Saturday was firm at the
opening On good demand by COM
mission-houSes. Bullish influences
were steady prices at Liverpool and
light receipts in the Northwest. More
favorable weather for the crop in
the Southwest was depressing fac
tor.
More Corn in Market.
Corn market was trifie easier on
liberal local receipts and reports of
rain in Southern Illinois and Indiana.
Later the market became firm on
good buying by shorts and cash in
terests. ..... .. . ..
Oats market was easier at opening
because of reports of scattered show
ers in Illionis and Indiana.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
indianapolis
Cincinnati
Chicago, New York
and Richmond
new YORK MARKETS
HENRY cLEWS REVIEWS TRADE
CONDITIONS FOR THE WEEK.
SATURDAYS STOCK.
Publishers Press1


New Yory, May 20.-Henry Clews in
his weekly review Of trade and finan-
cial conditions says:
An improvement in the monetary sit
uation impaired better feeling in the
stock market. Very considerable re-
covery has already taken place from
the low level reached after the San
Francisco catastrophe, and at times in
dications pointed to still further re-
covery. The short interest has, how
ever, been considerably reduced, and
profit-taking is more or less in order
after so substantial a recovery. The
immediate future, therefore, promises
no continuous movement in either di-
rection, or nothing more than reas-
onably good trading market; opera
lions still being largely of a profess
sional character
The general situation continues sat
isfactory. In spite of occasional hest
tation the volume of business contin'
ues upon large and increasing scale
Clearing House returns at leadins
cities demonstrate this, showing a
gain of 16 per cent last week and IL
per cent this week before over the
preceding year. Railroad earnings al
so continue very encouraging. Fifty
six roads in the month of April re
ported gross earnings of $52,400,000
an increa se of nearly IL per cent over
last year. These are surprising figu
res in view of the disturbance caused
by the coal strike, which, however
may be more seriously reflected in
later returns. Industrial activity con
| tinueS undated.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

Workmen who began to tear OUT the
cellars Of four RACED buildings at First
theater is to be erected, were obliged
to suspend operations by an army Of
rats, which ran out of hooks and cor
ners and dashed wildly about the
place The workmen fed to the street.
All the fox terriers in the neighborhood
were sent for. aud it took them an
hour to clear the cellar Of rats.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Equal to Man.

. NO.
Nor a brick"
"That's right"
But there is one thing she can
throw"
whats that!''
"a fit"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

A man Is apt
to be judged by
the roll he
flashes.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Humcr oao Philosophy
By DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

When a man falls in love 1t really
feels as though he We're falling up
ward.
You know you were not commanded
TO love your neighbor as he loves him
self.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21

Why is it that fat man in trouble
Is such funny sight?
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Saturdays Stocks.

[Publishers' Press]
New York, May 20.-Opening prices
Saturday in the stock market showed
but slight changes from those of last
night. Gains and losses were mixed.
Advances of about a point in Balti-
more & Ohio and Locomotive, and a de-
cline of as much in Consolidated Gas
were the only conspicuous changes
Dealings were small and many usual
ly active stocks, notably ST. Paul,
were not quoted at all in the first for
ty-five minutes of trading-an Unusual
occurrence Trivial fluctuations pre-
vailed a 9H~ht hardening after the
opening in | sales of Reading, I'm
ion Pacific ,Id Amalgamated Copper
and these las well as some others,
Yielded a fraction below closing.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
When a river
gets to acting
up just consider
the source.

If wishes were
horses we would
be kicking be-
cause they were
not autos.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-21
Marrying is often a squire deal.

If your sins find you out they will
settle down and cheerfully await your
return.
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-02
Sending Messages in Paris.

The telephone system of Paris leaves considerable to be desired and meets with constant complaint on the part of the subscribers. One of the latter en- deavOred to test the speed of the vari- ous means of communication of the city. sending messages in different ways from his rooms in the Rue Rich elieu, in the center of the city, to a friend on the Avenue de la Grand Armee. near the Bois de Boulogne. He found that bicycle messenger made the trip in eleven minutes and fifteen seconds, as compared with twenty-three minutes for q cab. A messenger sent via the Metropolitan Railway required thirty-five minutes, q message by the pneumatic tube three hours, while the message sent by telephone did not ar- rive at all.
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-02
Neglected Opportunities.

Mir. Sidener had made his first pub. lie speech. His subject was good-tlIe iniquities of industrial economy-and he hoped his treatment had been adc- quate. He was not sure. He waited for his wfe's verdict, but she was strangely silent.
 She had listened to him from the gal lery of the town hall. and he had half expected her to meet him at the door afterward and to say. as soon as they were out of hearing. "Oh. it was simply great, Eddy!' But they were halfway home, and she had said nothing of the kind
 ' "Well.' he began. awkwardly. when he could bear it no longer. what did you think of my Speech!''
 What you said was all right" she answered. with guarded enthusiasm. But it seemed to me you didn't make the most of your opportunities"
 Opportunities: repeated Mir. Side ner. "W'hat do you mean. Effie?''
 Why" Mrs Sidener replied, you had ever so many chances to sit down before you did"
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-02
Queens Taller than Kings.

There is hardly king in Christen- dom to-day whose wife does not over top him by head.
 King Edward is quite six inches shorter than Queen Alexandra.
 The Czar is overtopped full head by the CZarina.
 Kaiser Wilhelm is of the medium height. but the German Empress is tall. and that is why the proud Kaiser will never consent to be photographed beside his wife. unless she sits while be stands.
 The King of Italy. short and squat, hardly comes up to the shoulders of the tall. athletic Queen Helena.
 The King of Portugal. though fat ter, is less tall than his Queen.
 Even the Prince of Wales is shorter a good four inches than the Princess.
 The young King of Spain is several inches shorter than his new bride.
 The Queen of Denmark towers above her royal spouse.
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-02
Tired of Waiting.

The little boy was five years old and it was his first year at school. One morning he did not wish to attend so he told his mother he was very sick. His mother, being q very kind hearted lady, tried to reason with him, and said:
 Just think how bad your teacher will feel when she calls the roll and she says, Robert NOlan.' and there will be no little Robert to say, Pres ent.'"
 That's just it, mamma. 1 have said present every day and I haven't re. ceived any present yet. t."-Magazine of Fun.
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-02
Ter CIaims to Patronage

When Mrs. Lombard offered to rec. ommend Miss Simpson to her friends as dressmaker, she was honest in her wish to help the little woman, but her efforts bore more evidence of honesty than of fact.
 T wish you would try Dora Simp- son." she said earnestly to three Of her friends who were calling upon her one day She's such d good little body. and so unfortunate. Her old customers have dropped off one by one. till there is scarcely a person in the neighbor- hood who employs her now.
 'As l often say to my husband" continued Mrs. Lombard. with haste, as sine saw signs of inquiry on the faces or Der friends suppose she doesn't fit very well. that doesn't alter the fact that she h an invalid brother to sup port. and sA!t she tried everything else from steaag"INhy to cooking. and only took sewing as Il last resort. and just hates every stitch she takes. aud al- ways has. Now. do try her. some of you. Shes teon with me for the last four days. making q jacket for my Jim. Dora is just as patient about it as can be. though we've had it all to pieces three times
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-02
Secret of Longevity.

"I see that Dr. Lasalle has been com. municating his ideas of longevity to the Academy of Medicine.
 '"They are those of Flourens, who set them forth in his lectures at the Sorbonne. But Flourens had not the same opportunities for passing his theo- ries on broad foundation of statis- ties. Reasoning from analogy, he con cluded that human beings ought to live five or six times longer than it took them to attain the full adult state that is to say, from twenty to twen- ty-five years.
 "It takes cat eighteen months to grow up, and the creature, if left to die a natural death, does so at an age varying from ten to twelve years. The dog takes two years. and lives to twelve or fourteen the horse five, and goes on to twenty-five or thirty. A well-consttuted human being ought to live from hundred and twenty to q hundred and forty.
 ''In addition to the cases of longevity cited by Flourens, pr. Lasalle gives q long list. Some of them take ones breath away. For instance: Peter CzOrtan, who died recently at Temes- var, in Hungary, at the age of 1S3. and an old man (name not mentioned) who has just turned his 200th year in an asylum at Pulsk. He buried his wife in his 133d year. Would it not be well to send scientific commission to Pulsk to investigate into this Methusaleh's claim to extraordinary longevity?"
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-02
To Prevent ships Rolling.

A German engineer, Otto von Schlick who has been studying for many years the prevention of ships rolling, believes the solution lies in a gyroscope. Herr Schlick proposes to steady ships by mounting the gyro- scope in the hold, and his first expe
 riments on large scale have been undertaken with an old torpedo boat. In this craft gryoscope with q disc weigingl 1,036 pounds was mounted with q steam turbine which would TO- tate it at a speed of more than 2.0O0 revolutions a minute. The oscillations and pitching of the vessel were care fully measured before the steam was admitted to the turbine. and then when the turbine was put in revolution the motion practically ceased. So success full were these experiments with the sixty-ton torpedo boat that it has been decided to proceed with a larger craft.