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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
K. of P. Held Memorial.

Fountain City, Ind, June 26. (Spl.)
The Knights of Pythias held their
memorial services at their hall Sun.
day afternoon. Chas. Jordan Of
Richmond, spoke to large audience.
The Lynn band furnished the music.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27

II wonder" said Borroughs. leading
up to a touch for loan, whats the
origin Of that slang word dough for
money"
"Some believe" replied Lenders,
shat it's derived from the Latin do
meaning L give But that's all of
now. l don't give any more."-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
All Alike.

All Alike.
Just n youth.
Just a girl.
Just a sigh,
Just a curl
Blowing free,
Blowing far;
Two alone
There you ar
Just a look
All around,
Then a sib-
Ian. sound! e"
Just n kiss
Has had birth
Loves as old
AS the earth.
i Loves as old
/ AS the earth.
Is your kind
or love worth
More than all
Just the bestr
Then It's just
Like the rest.
Houston Post.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
Last Entertainment.

Fountain City, Ind, June 26. (Spl)
The Prohibition chorus of New Gar
den gave their last entertainment last
Sunday afternoon at Hopewell.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
Cleared S42.9 go on Festival.

Greensboro, Ind, June 26. (Spl.)-
The proceeds of the festival given by
the Ladies' Cemetery Association,
amounted to $4,000. $4,000 was
cleared.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
Misunderstood.

One winter while the boys were
hanging around Valley Forge and wish
ing it were summer and that they were
in valley forage, but still determined
to lick the British out Of their boots for
the purpose Of getting some covering
for their own bare feet, a strolling
preacher dropped into camp and began
to preach a new cult
Boys" he said, you are indeed In
luck. By walking around barefoot in
the snowbanks you will not only live
100 years, but you will also be so
healthy In the meantime that you will
never think of drinking patent medi-
cines except for pastime."
This line Of philosophy did not appeal
to the brave chilblain inflicted Cont
mental soldiers, and they chucked the
man with the new doctrine In the
creek.
This shows what folly 1t is for a
man to be 80 years ahead Of his time.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27

In order to become a great poet the
first necessity is to hypnotic a great
editor.
A fool and his lies are soon run
down.
Every song OF success has its chorus
OF Knockers. Xf Sd
The people who talk about love being
beautiful dream often turn marriage
into an ugly nightmare.
An unloaded gun Ia as effective as
the other kind until the bluff is called.
The law Is no respecter of persons;
neither should II be of dollars.
Palladium Want Ads Par. 4a
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Some people couldn't keep from tax
ing trouble even IL they were vacci
mated for 1T.
An emergency Is something that the
heavy villain carries up his sleeve
which, to his surprise. gives the hero q
chance to make good.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
Alive Newspaper

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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27

Ibid he make success as farmer p
"No; the crops wouldn't thrive on
good advice"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27

This shows what folly 1t Is for a
man to be 80 years ahead Of his time.
Skies and Sevens.
Johnny has the chicken pox,
: Susie has the mumps,
Puppy swallowed baby's socks
| Mollie's in the dumps.
Mothers at the matinee,
Bridgets mad as hops:
Everything goes wrong today,
Every temper pops.
And therell be hot time IN the old
house tonight
When dad gets home, my babyi
More Common.
''Did you ever see house Of seven
gablesY'
mo; but I have seen one Of seven
teen gables. Ny three unmarried
aunts live there"
Natural
Hes a man that takes real interest
In his work"
whats his business?''
'Loaning his own funds.. =
Still Time.
Now that the June bride crop Is IN.
Those who got left should try
With more success, let's hope. to win
Her sister IN July.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

4 popular young man Is lone slwho
Knows how to drop a compliment In
the slot and get some taffy.
Some people get married because
their friends want to see them disci-
plired.
An automobile is a source Of disap-
pointmept or Of amusement, Just as
you or your neighbor Is paying the
bills.
You need to be on the payroll OF a
rich Institution in order to be q min
isterinG aAxel noWaaAxn
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
More Common.
Still Time.

Now that the June bride crop Is in,
Those who got left should try
With more success. let's hope, to win
Her sister In July.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-27
A SUPERB NEWS SERVICE. !,

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Richmond and the
own keen-eyed
of the Publishers Association coverings
tied world Why n get the benefit of.ts trained amy BY
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22
Tuesday, November 81, 1906

80 head of cattle, 10 spring pigs,
head horses and mules.
10 head Of the cattle are cows and
heifers that are giving milk: the balance
are calves and all in good condition.
One span of horses is three years old,
we'll broke, one will weigh 1850 pounds,
the other 1900 pounds; a span of mules
thirteen years old.
The stock is all in good condition, a
fine lot of springi chickens will also be
sold. 1900 bushels of corn in crib, oats
in granary, As tons hay in barn.
Mccormick Binder and mower, Cham
pion mower and rake, U. 5. corn planter
riding plow, walking pillow, l riding cul-
tivator, walking cultivators, three
section harrow, ] two-section harrow,
l seeder, disc, lumber wagon, l truck
wagon, ! pair bob-sleds, hand corn
shelter, l6-foot ladder, tank heater,
grindstone, sets work harness, set
fly nets, household furniture.
Lunch at IL O'Clock and sale TO COM
mence Immediately thereafter. Usual
terms. GUST JOHNSON.
ID. r. JONES, Auctioneer.
A. w. HARVEY, Clerk.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22

Chris Larsen attended the Imple-
ment Dealers Association at Omaha
last week.
Send your name to the Audubon
County Journal, one year one dollar.
Do it today BY PHONE.
Walter Gregereen has recently re-
ceived large line of Edison phono-
graphs and with them fine assort-
ment of records. They will make
fine Christmas presents for your
friends and will be appreciated more
than anything you could buy. Call
and see them.
1t was very unfortunate Of that
milk hauler Monday morning while
trying to hurry his load to the cream
cry to have the front end of his
wagon fall out, thereby loosing sew
eral cans of milk. Surely Axel must
have been out ,ste Sunday night or
rather early Monday morning.
Chris j. Petersen, the ever alert
young clerk at the Joe James store,
who has worked so faithfully for
that firm for many months, resigned
his positions this week and departed
Tuesday for Montana in company
with several other Elk Horns citi-
zens, where he intends to take a
claim if he finds the country suitable.
We are all very sorry to see Chris go
for he has proved himself man in
every respect and was always willing
to lend a hand to his friends who
needed assistance. And while our
hearts are sad when we think of the
parting, yet we are glad to see Chris
make this move benefited thereby.
May success and prosperity follow
him wherever he may go is the
wish of his friend, the Journal.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22
PUBLIC SALE
81 miles east and north of Extra o
4 36, Greeley township, on
Monday, November d, 1906

MONDAY, November Z6, 1916
Commencing at 10 o'clock, 2 head OF
horses, one bay sixteen years old,
weight 1900 pounds and the other gray
seven years old, weight 1900 pounds
6 head heifers, 5 yearling steers, is
spring calves, 8 of them steers and 8
heifers; Is head of cows, S of them fresh
balance will be soon; l Whiteface Here
ford bull two years old
20 head of shoats, all Poland Chinas
and will weigh l25 pounds each.
9 lumber wagons spring wagon,
pair bob sleds, l Plano mower, | hay
rake, Rock Island Disc, seeder
corn planter, 80 rods of check Wire,
nearly new siXteen-inch riding pillow,
Intersection lever harrow, | sixteen
inch walking pillow, | hay rack, ! grind
stone, 2 cultivators, 10 tons hay in barn
2 sets heavy harness, 2 sets fly nets, lO0O
bushels corn in cribs. Lunch at noon.
Usual terms.
JOHN PORTER, ST..
ID r JoNEs, Auclioneer
OTTO WHITAKER, Clerk
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22
If You are Single and
Want a Wife, Buy This
Farm. 1t Will Get
You One.

No. %. 100 acres at $3.50. Here's a
spot of Iowa's rich dirt that will raise
corn and ''cane." 1t is one of the best
bargains we have on the list and should
demand your attention. Read it.
Seven miles from good town, good
roads, all underlaid with coal, % acres
under cultivation and 60 more could be
subjugated, all but rs acres is covered
with timber, all finely watered. Three
sets OF buildings, good barn, one house
that cost $240O, well painted, coal bank
in operation paying $40O royalty, annu-
ally. The coal under this farm will not
be exhausted for IS years. Will take a
thousand dollars in good trade. Terms
easy. Journal, Extra.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22
Kir1abal1ton- Elkhorn

George Aagaard visited friends at
Elk Horn last Sabbath.
Torvil Jensen, of Kimballton, had
business calling him to Brayton
Monday.
Don't YOU hear the pealing of
sDem Weddin' Bells?" Oh dem
dear bells!
Willie Rattenborg went out to
Fiscus last Thursday to assist his
brother pick his corn.
Quite number of farmers about
Elk Horn are through picking corn
and many more will be this week.
Hans Hansen and Fred Kjar traded
horses last week. Both had the
best end of the bargain at the finish.
The masons finished putting on
the last coat of plaster on the resi-
dence of Rev. Ankers Saturday last.
And Christensen and Louis Peter.
sen commenced to work on the
Marine and Elk Horn telephone
lines last week.
Elk Horn College begynder sin
Winter termin den eden Dec. Hojs-
kole og Foredrag, College, Normal
Commercial og Musk. dc
Rasmus Hedegaard, of Kimballton,
returned last week after taking q
claim in the Danish colony which
10 orv
P. FL. Miller, the celebrated pho.
tographer of Elk Horn, returned
from Montana the last of the week
after taking claim in that western
country.
Hans Nielsen, son of Mrs. Ida Nell
sen, just returned from Albert Lea,
Minnesota, where he has been visit
ing his relatives and working the
past two months.
Joe James, Hans Petersen, MAIDS
Madsen and Peter Lykke went to
Des Moines Tuesday to attend the
Mutual Fire Insurance Association,
which is being held there.
Watch for Miller's ad in next
weeks issue of the Journal for
Christmas novelties. He has fine
display this season and wants to
bring it before the people.
Mr.. and Mrs. johnson have rented
the house on the Code Godesen place
two and one-half miles south of
Elk Horn. Mr.. johnson will have a
public sale in the near future.
Thomas Olsen, Walter Olsen, Chris
j. Petersen, OF Elk Horn, and Jeus
Christensen, of Harlan, started for
{ Valley county, Montana, Tuesday of
this week to secure homesteads.
Soc James and wife had their little
baby girl baptized Sunday last. The
name selected is Vita, from the Latin
We suppose Vita lis which means
life is q struggle. It's certainly
very appropriate.
Mr.. and Mrs. Petersen, of Extra,
attended Advent church Saturday
and then visited until Sunday even
ing with their son-in-law and daugh-
ter, Mr.. and Mrs. Nick Bertelsen,
northwest of town.
p. II. Miller, Miss Miller, Miss
Rasmussen and Julius Christensen,
who went out to Montana to look at
certain lands, did not take them but
each of them took one hundred and
sixty acre farm and will move to
them about March first next.
Jorgen Jorgensen, who resided
north of Elk Horn, died at his home
Thursday last and was inferred in
the Elk Horn cemetery Saturday.
MIR. Jorgensen was an old and much
respected settler of this vicinity. He
has for some time been afflicted with
heart disease and yielded to it. He
was seventy-siN years Of age and
leaves an aged wife and two sons te
mourn his loss.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22
Buy Today at $40.
Sell it in Two Years for Is or SIS.
That's the Size of it.

No. 4a. 100 acres at $40. AZ miles
from town, mile from school, good
neighborhood, rs acres under cultivation,
balance brush pasture, well fenced and
cross fenced, fine crops farm well water
ed, new four room house. coal and hen
house, crib. stable, sheds. ETC., all new.
Will take a thousand in good trade or
will sell on long time. Very small pay
ment down or good note Will put in
storm clause Journal office,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22
PUBLIC SALE

On the Rasmus Nissen place, 3 miles
south and l west of Elk Horn. 8 miles
northeast of Marine on
Wednesday, November %, 1906
Commencing at 10 O'Clock, 249 head
of live stock as follows:
s head of work horses and one colt, 81
mich cows, some fresh now some fresh
soon; so head of two-year-old steers; 90
head of yearling steers; Is head of
heifers and calves; / Thoroughbred
Short Horn bull, one Galloway; lis
head of shoats, sets of work harness
and fly nets; 2 lumber wagons; ! new
Osborne binder; / Deering mower; l
Deering ten-foot hay rake; new
Avery corn planter; Seeder; Sulky
plows, 3 cultivators, Intersection har-
row. disc, 1000 bushels of corn in crib,
200 bushels oats, and 10 tons of hay.
Good free lunch at noon. Usual terms.
RASMUS NISSEN
OLE LARSEN
ScoTT SANKEY, Auctioneer
S. G. Petersen, Clerk.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-11-22
PUBLIC SALE

AT my home 81 miles southeast OF Bray
ton, 4l miles northeast of Lorah, Seotiol
) Benton, Cass county, OH
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07

The following letter II only one Of
many thousands which are ON file in
the Pinkham Office, and 60 to prove
beyond question that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound must be q
remedy of great merit, otherwise It
could not produce such marvellous
results among sick and ailing women.
Dear MrA Pinkham:-
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severe pain, extreme nervousness and fire.
quent headaches, from which the doctor
failed to relieve me. tried Lydin r. Pink
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bottles Of 1t / was entirely cured. Therefore
heartily recommend your Compound as o
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periods regular and without pain; and what
q blessing It is to find such remedy after 20
many doctors fail to help you, l am pleased
to recommend IL to all suffering women
Mrs. Sara Wilson, 81 East Sd Street, Cincin-
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If yoo have suppressed or painful
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07

Washington, July 7.-Secretary of
War Taft will make a speech at
Greensboro, N. c., tonight, that is ac-
cepted already by those who know of
the circumstances as tantamount to
announcement of his candidacy for
the presidency. He will speak by in
vitation of the republican state COM
mittee the evening before the repub-
lican state convention, and there is q
report of a movement on foot, well or
ganized to have the convention indorse
his candidacy for the presidency
Such action will have the most po-
tent political significance. In the
first place, 1t will be accepted, coming
on the heels OF President Roosevelt's
recent declaration that Taft is the
only man who can beat Bryan, as
meaning that Taft is out as the ad-
ministration candidate. Beyond that
II will inaugurate the warfare for con-
troll of southern delegates.
Fairbanks has devoted a good deal
of attention lately to the south. and
especially did he make efforts to get
into touch with the North Carolina
organization about a year ago. Then
Shaw followed him through the south
and in turn tried to get the ''Tarheel"
organization committed to his candi-
dacy. Now comes Taft, with a fresh
certificate as the official administra-
ton candidate. and unless plans fail
he will inaugurate the southern cam
paign by bearing off the first formal
Endorsement at the hands of south
ern convention.
This outcome will be accepted as
finally putting an end to uncertainty
about Roosevelt's intentions and as
assuring that he means his declination
to be candidate again. In short,
politicians here regard the move as
much the most significant yet made in
the preliminary jockeying for the 1908
race.
In this connection the stories per-
sist that the president is worn by his
continuous labors since he has been
chief executive. 1t is said that his
general health has not been particu-
larly injured, but that the nervous
strain of the past session of congress
has told on him very much and that
he is determined on having as quiet
and retired a summer as possible.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07

The people who walk with their
heads in heaven always have their
heels on somebody's corns down here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07
Trust to Nature.

A great many Americans, both men
Anu women, are thin, pale and puny, with
poor circulation, because they have i'll
reated-their stomachS by hasty eating
or too much eating, by consuming alco-
holic beverages, or by too close confine-
ment TO home, office or factory. and in
consequence the stomach must be treated
IN natural way before they can rectify
their earlier mistakes. The muscles in
many such people, in fact in r-erv weary.
thin and thin-blooded person. do their
work with great difficulty. As result.
fatigue comes early, is extreme and lasts.
long. The demand for nutrtive aid is
ahead of the supply. To insure perfect.
health every tissue, bone, nerve and
muscle should take from the blood GER
tain materials and return to it certain
Others. 1t Is necessary to prepare the
stomach for the work of taking up from
.he 1000 what mat Is NECESSARY @ TO make good,
for the remedy. There were certain
roots known TO the Indians OF this.
country before the advent of the whites
which later came to the knowledge OF
the settlers and which are now growing
rapidly In professional favor for the cure
3i obstinate stomach and liver troubles.
These are found to be safe and vet GER
tain in their cleansing and invigoratinp
erect upon the stomach, liver and blood.
These are: Golden Seal root, Queens
root, Stone root, Bloodroot, Mandrake
root. Then there is Black Cherryhark.
The medicinal principles residing In these
native roots when extracted with Give
crime as a solvent make the most reliable
and efficient stomach tonic and liver in
vigorator, when combined In Just the
right proportions, as in DIR. Plerce's
Golden Medical Discovery. Where there.
bankrupt vitality y-such as nervous
exhaustion, bad nutrition and thin
blood, the body acquires vlgor and the
nerves, blood and all the tissues feel the.
favorable effect of this sovereign remedy
Although some physicians have been
aware OF the high medicinal value OF the
above mentioned plants, yet few have
used pure gIycerine as a solvent and
usually the doctors prescriptions called
for the ingredients in varying amounts.
with alcohol
The Golden Medical Discovery Is a
scientific preparation compounded of tho
glycerie extracts Of the above mentiona1
vegetable Ingredients and contains no
alcohol or harmful habltforming dfyfs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07
CONTEST FOR CLARK CUP.
Western States VIII Vie With Each
Other I'm Irrigation.

The silver loving cup, valued at
$500, which is to be given for the best
state exhibit of fruits at the exposi-
ton of the products of irrigation, to
be held at Boise during the session of
the National Irrigation congress. will
be warmly contested for by the fruit
growers of Colorado, Utah, New Mex
leo, California, Oregon, Washington,
Montana and Idaho, and will be the
most varied display of fruits ever
made in the northwest.
More than 90 valuable silver cups.
will be given for association and indi-
vidual exhibits of different varieties
and collections of fruits. The latter
pzires will be permanent gifts to the
winners while the state cup is for fu-
ture contests to be held during sue
ceeding sessions of the Irrigation con-
gress.
Oregon, Utah and Colorado have
sent challenges to the fruitgrowers of
Idaho, and others are expected. all of
which are welcomed by the growers
of the Gem state. who insist that Ida
no fruit is the best that the world can
show.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07
'FriscD's Fourth.

San Franc:sco's celebration of the
national holiday was an unusual one
in many respects. There was an ut
ter absence of fireworks, the author
tiles having issued orders against their
use. The main event of the day was
the dedication at Golden Gate park
Of what was pronounced to be the
finest stadium for. athletic sports in
all America. The parade was distinct
ly military in character, 1900 regu-
lars from the Presidio, under Colonel
Morris, marching through Golden
Gate park to the stadium.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07
To Ask 500, 100000 Loan.

"A hundred million dollars for re-
clamation" is to be the slogan Of the
14th National Irrigation Congress, to
be convened at Boise September to
s, 1906. The funds provided under
the present law has served to start the
work and demonstrate that the loan
made by the national government is
based on absolutely good security, and
all will be repaid by the settlers bene-
fitted 1t will require so years to COM
plete the work undertaken with the
present funds available. and a cam
paign for further loan will be inaug-
urated to the end that all the lands
possible. of reclamation may be made
productive during the present genera
ton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07

They who do their own work we'll
do not need to speak i'll of another's.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-07-07
Bingham Springs
THE POPULAR BLUE MOUNTAIN RESORT.

Bingham Springs Hotel the
the hotel making
fishing On all sides rise the
mountains coolest and
Hotel maintains its herd OF
fresh vegetables the table
spare guests
features Rates.
$500 a or$25Oo for
board a % privileges sk50
privileges the grounds including
OF swimming FOLEY, Bingham
Springs