Gilpin observer., 1906-04-05
OPTIGRAMS

The fact that man says nothing
does not necessarily infer that he is saw
ing wood.
1t is reported that John d. Rockefeller
III is worth Sl2,000,00O.00 a pound, but
it remains for Mrs. Yank of Yankton
to announce that her 9th-just at hand
could not be bought at any price.
The wife of Gustave Gritzenhouzzer
served pink tea to bunch OF wives of
the Brewery Drivers Association last
Tuesday afternoon. The services took
place at Fritz Blooms Roof Garden, and
while no newspaper men were allowed to
enter, seventeen of the ladies we're OBJ.
served to emerge from the back stair
way entrance, just as the sun went down.
Speaking of pink tea calls to mind the
case of a Salida man who referred to his
coffee as Irish because it looked Reilley.
Inasmuch as the family physician in
sisted that her trouble was caused from
overwork, Mr.. Patrick O'Hooligan and
the seven children are spending few
weeks at the Hot Springs for the benefit
of Mrs. C'Hooligan's health.
The wedding of Ike Koshlund of Daw-
son City, to Flossie Flossenheimer will
take place at the home of the groom's
parents as quickly as the happy couple
can get there. The engagement was
originally announced about nine years
before the Chicago fire, but the wedding
has been put off from time to time SC
that Ike might find some sort of remu-
nerative employment. He has been
reading law for some years past and is
now one of the leading lights of Daw-
son, his name being frequently men.
toned in connection with local police
court news of that city. Ike is also an
active member Of the Budweiser Bar AS.
sociation. Here's to Ike
A Leading Question: Upon being pro
posed to, the modern proposee usually
wants to be shown whether or not the
proposer will continue to shave himself
every day.
My hands are so very small smaller
than Beatrice's-and want to be in.
formed of some remedy whereby they
can be enlarged to the proper size. Will
your Beauty Editor help me? Harold W
The best way out of your trouble, in our
opinion, is to reduce the size OF Beatrice's
hands to such an extent that yours will
appear large by comparison; this may be
easily done, providing you can persuade
her to allow you to squeeze them hard
and long enough.
Do you know of anything that will as.
sist the hair to grow on my upper lip?
l always appear SO very young that
when out with the boys, they call me
Willie.-We believe yours to be hope
less case, and that your trouble runs in
the family, for as we remember it, your
fathers face before you was a smooth
one. If you really wish to look old like
most OF the boys you now travel with
judging from recent obser vation, your
fondest hopes will soon be fully realized
Much to my annoyance, one of my ears
protrudes a great deal further toward
the so'west than does its mate. Will you
kindly tell me OF some way by which the
offending member can be trained to grow
the way nature intended that it should:
Alphonse. Large prominent ears, such
as the one you speak of-and we have
noticed it often-are good thing. being
pretty sure sign of big heartedness and
consequent generosity. IL you would
wear, even a tenth part OF the gum you
chew, behind your other ear, they both
would protrude alike. You could then
look forward with pleasure to the day
when you could hear more, walk great
deal less lop sided and be only about
half as stingy.
Please tell me whether or not it is the
style to wear trousers short or long and
also whether they should be cut full OF
otherwise. ! am planning to go to Den.
yer in the fall and wish to avoid the ap.
pearance Of, A. Hayseed. This is a deli.
cate question for the beauty editor to
solve because Of her sex. 1t has been
observed, showever, that the Chief Edi.
tor has been wearing short pants for a
long time, being also rather full in front
OF the knee and bearing strong SEM
blance to the rough edges of the modern
untrmmed magazine. all around the
lower ends.