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Espsranto's Hopeless Effort.
), ne Nav York Evening Post.

From the New York Evening foss
The new worid-language. Esperanto.
seems TO have already won more advocates
than the older volapuk. No manufactured
language. however. seems to have much
chance in competition with English, which
long ago displaced French as the most
useful and widely spoken language and
which is gaining faster than ever In all
narts Of the world Quite recently the
German government has ordered that all
railway officials and employees must learn
to speak English. In Antwerp also the
authorities are urging all classes to study
English and are providing special facilities
In the public schools: the city has become
almost an Notwithstanding port. In
Japan all school children are now obliged
to learn our language. A few years hence
tourists from this country viii be able to
get along there az easily as on trip at
home With Great Britain, India, Aus
tralia. Canada. the United States and large
sections OF Africa using English, what hope
is there for any other language7 The rest
might az well give mp the unequal contest
and make II unamiuiUuA
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sets on the courts OF the Merton Cricket
Club at Haverford yesterday. w. ]. Ciotn-
Ter earned the tide of Pennsylvania state
tennis champion for the ensuing year.
Ciothier's victory was cleaa cut. and AZ
no time did the holder press his opponent
Caothier was at the top OF his form. but
Dewhurst seldom played with the brifliance
that earned him the title last year. There
were some very good rallies, but Ciothier.
with his long reach. generally managed 10
outgeneral his opponent The courts were
very slow and there was very little life in
the balls. The championship 1onole5 and
the consolation singles and doubles were
not played. but have been scheduled for
next Thursday.
Championship of Pennsylvania Ch3l-
lenge round w. j. Clethie-. challenger.
defeated E. B. Dewhurst. holder. three sets
to none G-3, Go, O.
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Aggies Awarded Medals.
"a, ca--e.no,asaee Of The star.

Specisl Correspondents Of The Star.
COLLEGE PARK. Md. June %. 1ooe.
The following contestants In the recent
fleld-day events In connection with the clos
ing exercises of the f1ftieth year of the
Maryland Agricultural College have been
awarded medals: H. C. Byrd, 220-yard
dash, pole vault and Company G relay: U.
w. Long 5o-yard dash. Sso-yard run and
Company relay; A. NJ McNutt, loo-yard
dash. 440-yard run; f E. Linnall. 120-yard
dash; c. L. Lippencott, Company c relay;
L. NJ Church, running broad jump; A. N.
Boyland. shot put: J. w. Iglehart punting
contest; R II. Dixon, tennis; f. K. B. wa
ters. Company c relay The following were
awarded scarf pins; A. r. Todd, potato
race; e. j. Bryon, three-legged race; B. r.
Cooper, three-legged race: r. A. Judd, sack
race and j. w. Iglehart, egg race
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The Usual Number of Earthquakes

1h6 OSudl IN o111OCA "a @-S@A 1Ad NeSN>~~-
Prof Milne, in the National Review.
A fallacy which has not yet been over
taken is to the effect that our world. IN
consequence of some general but banefui
influence, has of late been trembling and
quaking more frequently than has been her
wont Evidence to this effect is not forth
coming. II we turn to facts we find that
from 1888 to 1903. inclusive. the yearly num-
Der of world disturbing earthquakes has
been OF. SO, 43, "a. IS. % and 90. In the
year 1905 we had, therefore. one large
earfhouake less than the yearly average.
which is 49, Since the end of 1905 the large
earthquakes have been seven or eight.
In July of last year the Californian earth
quake was entirely eclipsed as word
shaker by two disturbances which origi-
mated in Central Asia Wandering trloes
do not write to the papers, so these. 80 lar
"a the public are concerned, had no exist
ence On September s Caiabria was Wei
shaken, but whether this played any part
In freeing yesuvius Is a matter for nls-
torical INQUIRY. The Colombian earthq1aAe
shook one IL not three, volcanoes into sic
ttyity. In March LOST people lost ehelF
lives I'm Fornosa. but Formosans aFe hot
Europeans. therefore but little notice was
taken of the event. Earthquakes and Cup
lions have not been more numerous man
usual. but their effects have oeen tfeaght
to our doors.
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have a slight advantage In the varsity race.
as that event will be rowed when the TIDE
Is beginning to run down. and the current
will be running stronger near shore than IN
midstream.
The first race will be held at O'Clock,
and as the tide will not begin to turn until
twenty-three minutes to five, this VIII pc
started while the tide Is still running up
The second race will be run at 0 octock
when the tide will be slack. and the third,
or varsity race, viii be started at the top
OF the ebb.
The markers on the bridge, against which
Charles Courtney made a protest. will prob
ably be changed.
Andy O'Dea discovered that his oarsmen
could outspeed his launch. the Omeomi. for
when he started with his men to give them
their evening spin he was unable to keep up
with them. The Badgers were given snort
burst I'D stream. Johnson. who has been
rowing two" In the varsity eight, Is out
permanently as Is Hine. Richter replaces
Johnson and Wilder goes from three to
Hines place and Bechter to three"
Winslow, coxswain Of the Columbia var
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VARSITY 0ARSMEN
GIVEN LIGHT WORK

POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y. June 20-Col-
lege oarsmen have INDUCED in all the hard
work required of them until the great event
on Saturday. and the various coaches are
giving their crews but light work. Coaches
admit that their men are trained to fine
point. and from now until Saturday Il Is
only a case of keeping them in trim.
In the Syracuse rowing colony several
substitutes are being worked just to give
the men selected for the big event rest.
In the case of w. w. Andrews and F. s.
Rice. both of whom are suffering with sore
hands. Ten Eyck says that the rest will do
them good.
MANY OF the oarsmen In the other colo
MES are Of the opinion that Syracuse will
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FIVE FAV0RITES
WON AT GRAVESEND

NEW YORK. June Golf the track should
be muddy at Sheepshead Bay tomorrow Go
Retween would be a possible winner of the
Suburban handicap. Yesterday over Graves
and a fIIrlong and won easily. he was
pounds his Suburban impost. ran sp!enoio
race In the Brookdale handicap at mile
ond a furlong, and won easily. He was
steadily backed at II to 5. with w. b. Jen-
ning's Proper, another Suburban eligible,
to / favorIte oxford made the running for
about three-uuarters of mile, attended by
Proper, with Co Between last Then Proper
shot to the front on the far turn, and looked
to have the race at his mercy. when suddenly
Go Between dropped out of the clouds, and
at the same moment Proper began to curl
up. After that Go Between breeZed nome
length and half before Proper, with James
B. Brady'S Make Witt. the rank OUTSIDER
taking third money by a length from OK
ford Inuuistor and Coy Maid both ran far
below expectations. The time was Loo 20
. In a smart drive Oscar Iewisohns Yankee
Gun, odds on favorite, took the handicap for
tvo-year-olds. five and a half furlongs, by a
neck from Arimo. to l. Martin putting II
all over little Horner.. Judge Davey, 40 to
l. was third. ten lengths away.
Miller won the second race. at a mile ana
a sixteenth. with Yorkshire Lad. to 10 ia
yorite He waited in third place. while Verl-
BEST, good thing, and Memories, IA to .,
raced out In front for seven furlongs. Then
Yorkshire Lad ran over Veribest and beat
nifn by length and a half. with Memories
the same distance back. beating Don't ASK
Me, 10 to 1. by a head The time was
ISL 4-5.
Martins Good Ride.
Martin put up a great ride on W. H.
Browns Lorlng, 3-to-1 favorite, in the third
race. for maiden two-year-old FLIES. He
was repeatedly shut off. but he finally got
through in the stretch, and the daughter
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thoroughbrsds. Notter rode Ciotstress and
Hennessy rode Victory Belle the boys wenr-
Ing the colors OF tho owners of the horses
with Victory Belle quickest 10 move. VIC
tory Belle seeming to have the match won
until the last furiong was reached. when
CioiStress went past her and won easily
after half mile In 0. - s-5
The weights for the Coney Island HRndf-
cap. six furiongs. to be run on Friday az
the Sheepshead Bay track. were announced
yesterday The top weight Is Hermis. l4a
pounds. the other horses handicapped 81
100 pounds and over being as follows: Rose
ben, 143: Cairngorm. f39: Hamburg Belle.
13s: Dandelion and Accountant. 13S eacn'
Aeronaut. 1913; Proper. Halifax and The
Picket 10 each and Rams Horn, Water
light and Lord Of the Vale, 10 each.
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CLOSE GAMES IN
Y. M. C. A. TOURNEY

Lundy won from Wiley In the semi-fnals
of the tennis tournament of the Y. NJ. c. A.
upon the association courts 18th and Co
1umba road northwest, yesterday after
noon. The scores were -S-6 and 81, In
these sets nearly all of the games went to
deuce before being finished. Lundy's work
in returning hard shots of his opponent
alone saved the victories. He viii now
contest with Heylmun In the finals this
afternoon In the doubles Shepard and
Mueller played Bagley and Gould and after
winning the first set by 6-3 they lost the
second by 80. In the third they braced
and won by IS. The results of the play
of the afternoon were as follows
Single contradictory defeat ted Wiley, &C.
6-4
spd Bsgley S-3 80 TO; Claudy and Lundy
beat Tarbox and Mckenzie. IS, 90; Walker and
Riley beat Colt and Coo1nbes, 6-S, "a default
MISUNDERSTANDING beat Faustman. 90, 81
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fsuit; Mrs H. Toufsnin defeated Misc Helen
Rodgers fyy default; Miss MatiIda Borda defeated
Miss Louise ostheimer. 60. 60: Mrs Berger
wailaeh defeated Mira. H. W. Lewis Sd. 6-l'
Miss Margaret W. johnson defeated Mrs Benta-
min Coates. e-l. 6--2; Miss Grace Warner DC
feated Miss Nellie Ostheimer, 81, Cd; Miss
Ansffa O. Mccall defeated Miss Elsie Ross. 6-4.
6-3.
Second round-Miss Rachel Harlan defeated Miss
Oberteurer 6-3 So; Miss Heiea Romans de-
feated Miss nIy NewhaA, 81. ell; Mass oioser
Boidt defea ted Miss C.. T. Chase 6-3. TO. Mis-
Edith Rotch dsfea ted Miss Il. v. Msuie, O., Ell;
Mrs II. ToulHin defeated Miss Matilda Baras;
CO 2-6 6-3; Mrs. Barger Wallach defeated
Miss Margaret w Johnson Ga, e-2; Miss An
eta g. Mccall defeated Miss Grace Werner. 2-o
6-3, So
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BACHELORS CLUB
TENNIS TOURNEY

Some good tennis playing was seen yes
teday afternoon upon the courts of the
Bachelors Lawn Tennis Club in the
matches of the closed tournament of that
organization. The results were as follows:
Dom defea ted Moncenlgo. 1-6. 8-3, ca; Cake
VS. Baker 6-1, 60; Harris Eldridge, 3-S.
T-5, "a; Reid Gassett, 7-9, 8-3, "a; Put
nam vs.. Wood. 6-3, 6-S; Kenyon Davis, 20
sc. e.
The schedule for this afternoon includes
the following matches:
Barnard VS. Swayse, Cover Smith. De Pury
VS. Bradley, Dom Cake, Harris vs.. Reid and
Suter VS.. Daingerield.
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Caught 142, e76 Dogs.
From the London Express

Frozn the Londoa Expfeas
Constable Robert Lowell, who has just re-
tired from the metropolitan police force,
claims that in the course OF his twenty
three years service as dog-catcher he has
captured no fewer than 1926 dogs. His
comrades claim that he Is the champion
dog-catcher of the world.
He performed the ordinary duties OF Q
constable for three years prior TO becoming
q dog-catcher. His greatest years work
was done In 1895. when he conveyed 1881
stray dogs to the Battersea home
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Sidestepped It.

From the Chicago Tribune.
Rivers stopping to sharpen his penclD-
How do you spell the plural of dodor'
With or without the e? ="
Brooks (who isn't quite sure)-"You don't
have to spell II. There's no such blamed
bird now It's extinct"
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CHESS MASTERS
TOURNEY AT 0STEND

OsTEND. Belgium, June 20--The fourth
round of the International chess masters
tournament was played at the kursaal in
this city yesterday the pairings, results
and totals up to date being as follows:
FIRST SECTION VS.. SECOND SECTION
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AMERICAN TENNIS
TEAM BANQUETED

london. June 2O-The flower Of the
,,-f,tgt lsv,r tennis world assembled IN the
Cafs ROYAL London. last evening. to 90
to1naee to the American team. Tastetully
a,,,roted with American and British hags
,r5 the national colOrs set in flowers the
festive board presented a brilliant appear
auce.
- the right hand of the chairman, and MI
IIolcombe Ward was next. Mr.. W. IL. Coz
Iios CAPTAIN of the British team. and Mr..
Tre{gh Collins were also present, out MI
Reals c. Wright was absent, under MS doc-
tors orders The American champion sem
a telegram Offering ms cohsIdttl114o -
the British team. .-,o,
Mr. Il w. Wilberforce, past chanplo3
and a well-known barTister, who preSldeu'
offered the sympathies Of all the Brils.
pIayers at the tragic accident which kept
Mr. Beals G. Wright out OF the Tray. ae
Iauded NJ. Little's brilliant display asdiLlst
MIR. DOherty. and declared that suCh an ar ca
hIbitlon has seldom been seen on the w m
biedOp courts He also congratulated tiie
American nation upon having an unlInlIe9
supply OF fresh players upon wnOm II coulo
call for support
brotherhood Ties Strong, Though.
He sid not think that the Americans were
quite as At as last year, but whatever was
the cause OF the present British supremacy
he was certain these International contests
went a long way to strengthen the ties OF
brotherhood and friendship between the peo-
pies OF Great Britain and America More
over. the success OF the last two engage
nents was due. ia q large measure, to the
sportsmanlIke qualities Of the states
players. 49,,
Air w. H. Collins, captain Of the British
team and president of the British Lawn
Tennis Association paid "A warm trioute.to
Mr. Paul Dashiel. captain Of last year
American team. Referring to Mr.. Beals =.
Wright he SAID that the voice OF the lawn
tennis world would go out TO him and his
family in what must be the disappointment
Of his life.
Mr.. Little Responds.
Mr.. r d. Little was accorded musical
honors when be rose to reply, the whole as
sembly cheering for several minutes. The
American captain spoke with much emotion.
He said they had had great hopes Of carry
ing back the cup TO America, and had the
American nation behind them In their eff
forts It had placed the greatest confidence
in Mr. Beals c. Wright, and he had never
known a team 10 set out with many
pressions of confidence.
They did their best. but were beaten by
better team. He had nothing to complain
Of in the management or la any OF the ar
rangements He believed the feeling IN
America was that they should keep on try
ing and there was an old saying In the
states that n two attempts failed the third
was bound TO be successful. He hoped this
would prove true again.
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Dangerous.
lRo Record Herald.

From the Chicago Reeord-Herala.
''I hope" said the new minister that
you love your nelghbor as yourself?''
"Sh-h." replied Deacon Sniggerly. she's
a pretty little widow. Don't let my wife
hear you"
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Maroczy and Wolf finished their game ad-
journed from the second round of the sec
ond stage, and MarocZy won
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PENN STATE
TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIP

. PHILADELPHIA, June 20.-By defeating
E. B. Dewhurst, the holder in three straight
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Base Ball, Racing
and Other Sports

CONTINUED from Ninth Page.)
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rnre
Ha-nntn
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04
HOME NEWS.
SCENES IN A UNION DEPOT.
SIDE-SPLITTING PLAY TO BE PRE-
 sENTED IN THE TOWN HALL.

One of the most amusing plays ever presented by local talent is that to be given on Tuesday evening, May 8, "Scenes in a Union Depot," at the Town hall, Newtown, for the benefit of the public flower fund of the Mems club. The play abounds in humorous scenes and incidents. Train Master c. F. Beardsley, walking encyclope- dia of fun, will announce the trains in a manner to cause you to roar with laughter. while Ticket Agent McCar- thy will pass out the-tickets and make change in a most engaging manner.
 The fact that Mrs O. s. Platt is to direct it is guarantee that it will be a success. The Town hall will surely be crowded. Get your tickets at once at R. H. Beers & Co.'s. The pretty
 flower beds in the Street are maintain ed at the expense of the Mems club, and all who love beauty and good order will lendra hand to this worthy cause. Dancing will follow the entertainment.
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fels has been quite sick with acute bronchitis. Dr Kiernan has attended the chil0
TRINITY PARISH NOTES.
SUNDAY SERVICES.

At II a. m., morning service with sermon, followed by Holy Communion; at 12 m, Sunday school; at p. m, evening service.
 The Fairfield County ArchdeacOnry meets at Trinity church, next Tuesday. The ladies of Trinity will serve din- ner.to the clergy.
 The Junior Auxiliary meets at the Rectory on Saturday of this week ta 2.30 p. m.
 Rev J. H. George returns on Friday from Ogdensburg, N. Y.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04
MUSICAL KINDERGARTEN.

We never know what talents we have until there is a chance to bring some of them out. We may not know the child has a talent for music until brought into contact with other chil- dren in a musical atmosphere and such is often the case in the musical kin dergarten school. It is so interesting that even grown people when they vis- it the school declare they could learn as fast as the children. In recent test on the great composers little tot so tiny she could not reach more than two notes on the piano stood highest in the class. Miss Courtright's meth cd is entirely original. She is prepar' ing teachers to start schools all over the state, as the demand is very great. Mrs J. w. Gordon will start a school in NewtOwn in a few days.
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Harder Round SilOS|

DROBATE BONDS With individuals for se- I curity are often unsafe and frequently un- satisfactory to heirs. Don't ask a friend to go on your bond, for he would always rather not. It is our business to act as security on Pro- bate and all other kinds of bonds. Telephone for information any evening" U. s. Fidelity & Guaranty Co. Charles G. Morris, Newtown Representative.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04
OF. Terrill of Hawleyville has been sick. under Dr Kiernan'S care.

The Newtown Fair Co.'S difficulty with the National Trotting Associa- tion has been adjusted, and the associ- ation has been re-instated. A full meeting of the Fair directors was held Monday night. A big fair is expected on the regular dates, the last week in September. There will be three stake races, one 5000 race and two $500 stakes. The racing committee will soon have the details of the races ready for the public.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

James M. Betts, Newtown High Yale law school, last June, and was ad- mitted member of the Connecticut bar at Bridgeport then, and who has held position with Marsh, Winslow & Wever at Ill Broadway, New York, since last September, has just passed the examinations of the New York bar. He was sworn in the Appellian court of York State, which is presided over by five justices of the Supreme court. The ceremony, which is a formal one, was quite impressive. One must be a resident of York State six months be- fore they can apply to be admitted.
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The Probate Courts.

nISTRICT OF NEWTOWN,s ,ss. Probate Court U April Fist. 1906.
 Estate of Mary Gaffney. late of New town, in said district, deceased. The Court of Probate for the District of Newtown1 hath limited and allowed six months from date hereof, for the creditors of said estate to exhibit their claims for settle counts, properly attested within said time, will be debarred a recovery. All persons in immediate payment to
 Catherine Gaffney, Johanna Neagle,
 BxecutriceS.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Harry Fairchild of Passaic, N. J., was in town, Wednesday. His mother returned to New Jersey with him.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Rev R. E. Danforth will preach at the Hawleyville chapel, next week Wednesday night.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Mrs Charles Stevens entertained a party of seven from Danbury, Tuesday. A clam bake was enjoyed in the Glen.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Folks who enjoy good music and elo- cutionary entertainments should take in the treat to be given in Glover's hall, Sandy Hook, this (Friday) even- ing
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Notice!

Hiss Spatcher, on account of being so rushed with business In New Mil- ford will be unable to come to Sandy Hook as soon as expected. but will al- low any customer their fare on trade one way to New Milford until she can come.
 FOR SALE-1 pair bay driving ponies, 1475 T weight, 1 pair roan driving horses 1900 weight, young, family broken, and nicely matched 1 three year old colt and number Of other horses, team wagons. carts and trucks, sets blacksmith tools, portable boiler and engine, s-horse power. large mirrors. square piano, lot of household furniture wardrobes, 1 folding bed, coach or rOckaway ii for depot use. I am open to buy or sell new milch COWS or close springers.: Beef and Bolog- of above. Hay ,etc. bought if not to far to haul or in quantities for baling and shipping or n, xoa sei Sorth Sn Bpidseport oanS near Rail. road Telephone
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

MT and Mrs A. J. Gable. who have been boarding for the winter with Mr and Mrs O. F. Beardsley, have opened their home at Sun set Cottage for the summer.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Miss May Egans passed Sunday in BrOOktield with Miss Kate Murphy.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

James M Betts of Brooklyn, N. Y.. was a guest, Sunday, of his parents, Dr and Mrs k N RottS.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Mrs James M. Blackman has return ed, after sojOurn of two weeks at PaSSaiC N J.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

F. N. Benham and MT Bryant of Br .dgeport came up in their automo- bile, Tuesday. sp ending some time on
 the Pootatuck. They dined at Fay lOr'S hotel.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Miss Mabel Thompson of New Ha- ven has visited Miss Elmer Augur.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Mrs c. W. Dayton has been suffering from an abSceSS on one hand.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

MT Anthf of Sullivan Co., N Y. is spend. ing two weeks with his daughter, Mrs Leonard Kind @, in Palestine.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Charles Bishop has opened a blacksmith shop near his house on the old J. r. EgaI place.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

Mrs M H. Flansburg's daughter Pna grand daughter from Norfolk, Va, are spending few days here with her.
The Newtown bee., 1906-05-04

MT and Mrs w. T. Cole returned to Brooklyn, Monday, after weeks SoiOurn in Sandy Hook.
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Horses For Sale.

A safe and speedy road mare. :Also pair of two pairs Of heavy work horses at S25O per pair; two young horses at $l25 each Edgar T.
 Andrews, 34 Elm St., Bethel, Conn. Telephone connection.
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Esfoblis6ed 1857.

NOR SALE-Good driving horse; also buggy C and carriage. both in good shape. Inquire of E. N. Sipperley. Jr.. Westport. Conn.
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lIOIu du dUSCcSS OII pIlc lIduu.
 Mrs Minott Augur is now able to get out once more.
 Manager Stevens of the Borden's Condensed Milk Co. borrowed Dr Kier- nan's fishing tackle and after tramp ing all day on the brooks came back with one small fish, He was a dis QuSted and brOkeD-hearted individual