The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-26
With the Long Bo,u
Eve natur walks, shoot folly as 1t niSs !"
Sorrows of an Infant Prodigy Told by Hmself-Chd
Violinst Who Was Ootsy Tootsed by Admitting Women
Until He Cut His Hair and Went Into Mems Neither
Garments.
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Until He Cut His Hair and Went Into Mems Neither
Garments.
a EASTERN paper has hired ''infant prodigy to
A write account of his suerngs and how ne escaped
them This particular prodigy child vlolnlst, aged 10,
who has just struck for pantaoons and haircut In fact
his strike was of such that it accomplished its
object. He went by himself and got "a haircut and
suit Of clothes such wear, and the management,
when him, troubled with symptoms of apoplexy
boy the trouble with being infant prodigy
this: After he had played Bach gavotte something
bad the excabe musical of her. in fact
-oosy-wootsied him, called him ga darling,'' and gave
him of chocolates when his soul onged for tobacco
Women commented freely his curls and " chubby legs
and he 13-and talked about his pink cheeks and tiny
hands Several of them made him sick wanting to kiss him.
Once he says his blood boiled when lady addressed him
thus:
Another lady actually did him The prodigys soul
sckened within him at this, and he treated himself to the
haircut and pants aforementioned.
He plays WE'LL indeed BETTER than but the ladies
do ooy ootsy around him they did formerly Take
somebody of your SIZE
The being neatly arranged by the authorities
to catch the little fellow we are exhibiting grievance
In the shape of statement that contains much
pounded thumb Admission five pins
''The Knight of the Travelling Bag' gets hard knock
from Mrs Frederick Stack in her bill for divorce from
James S. Stack, Chicago travelling man. The vocation
leads trouble according Mrs Stack who that her
husband to whom she married Feb l5 1897 has not
spent than day two at time with her since the
ceremony He started his last trip May TO- 1903 and
has yet returned In the meantime Mrs. Stack has been
supporting their three children She has wearied of this
simple pleasure and asks the either to take Stack
down or put smoke consumer on him.
Anna Woodward, in feeting little sketch for daily
paper in Chicago, insists in effect that all novess
and that life is pregnant with sensations
Perhaps looking at little distance hundred
bending hundred DESKS They might be hundred
volumes bound all alike upon a shef-a hundred sealed
books. But what lie within those covers It is
curious to speculate to what chapter each has reached
Critical moments in careers some dramatic
climax to the proceedings of neighbours and then arrest
attention. In establishment declare it is like
situation in novel upon the stage. But in
own too deeply concerned, and where others
in question indierently informed recognize
romantic sequence of events.
What library of lives this world isl The population
of the planet is 1903 100000 Some
novels full Of gadzooks and oddsbodkins!' Others
pastoral sketches.
rather point of is shown by letter writ
ten by Turkish Cad to Layard the archeoogist when
was engaged in exploring the ancient site Of Nneveh He
wrote the Cad for statistical information concerning
the present city. The Cadi replied:
My Ilustrious Joy of My Liver: The thing
ask Of both difficult and useless Atho passed
all my days in this place. have neither counted the houses
person loads on his mules and another slows at
the bottom of his ship that business of mine. above
ALL to the previous history of this city, only
of dirt confusion ines may
before the coming of the sword of Islam improbable
for us to inquire into it.
my SOUL my lamb Seek not after the things which
thee not Thou earnest unto and welcomed the
Of TRUTH thou hast spoken many words there is
harm DONE for the speaker and the listener
After the fashion of thy people, thou hast wandered from
place to another until thou happy and
We prase be to Cody born here never to
quit it. Is possible that the idea
tween mankind should make impression
ing? God forbid!
Listen, my SOUL There wisdom equal unto the
belief in God He created the world; and shall len
selves to Him seeking to penetrate the mysteries of
alton? Shall Behold this spnneh
years? Let it go He from whose hand direct it
and guide it.
But thou wilt say unto Stand aside o man. for I am
learned than thou things. IF
thou thnkest that thou art in this better
thou art welcome praise God that seek that
require not Thou art learned in the things
for that which thou hast seen defle it. know
edge thee double stomach Paradise
with thine eyes?
my friend! If thou wilt be happy, say: There is no
God but God! Do evil and thus wilt man
nor dea Tor surely thine hour will come! The meek spirit
-Imaum Ali Tade.
There was who satisfied to stand pat the
present and to live and die peace Our first thought tc
smile at his Oriental viewpoint But, possibly, Imaum AL
Tade getting something of life in his quiet way
after all. A J. R.
MONKEY LANGUAGE NO JOKE
is generally supposed that Professor Garner is the frs
to study what has to be called the speech Of
monkeys. AS matter Of fact, the honor belongs to S
Richard Burton, the famous Orientas who translated The
Thousand and One Nights Lady Burton tells in he