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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1906-06-16
THE pAUaHTER,s SALARY.

Where a girl must serve as either
governess, nurse or companion in her
own home, there is no color of reason
for refusing her wages, writes Martha
McCulloch- Williams, in Good House
keebing. If not the full amount an
outsider would demand, all that can
be fairly afforded. And where a
whole family has reached adult age.
it is indisputably just that those who
earn money outside the home should
pay part Of it to those who do the
housekeeping. With several daugh-
ters, the household empire may be
divided into provinces, and parceled
out according to adaptation. Let the
Jolly, outdoor girl, who loves every
thing animate, be supreme in the
dairy or poultry yard, and entitled tol
half the increment thereof. If family
needs require more than half, buy of
her as of any outside person. Simi-I
larly let the slender creature whoI
needs air and sunshine have the gar-|
den under like agreement, the orch
ard and vineyard as we'll, If such
things there be. With nc more than
a small hothouse, there are chances
of profit. Money makes the mare go
and a great many other things be-
side.
House keeping proper, chamber
work, the care of books, keeping ac-
counts, work as social secretary, all
may provide employment that will
help toward family harmony. II
none of these things appeal to some
particular inmate, let her go out and
away, to find the thing she is really
fit to undertake. This is writter
primarily as regards daughters, bu
il exceptional cases it applies with
equal force to growing sons. A share
in the prospective profits will keep
boy at things, when all else might
fail.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1906-06-16
MANS WEAKER HALF.

HS POpuAdl OCASA ~ buoS SnS 49,
side is weaker than the right, and, as
in all popular beliefs, there is much
truth in this. In most cases, says
the Grand Magazine, the right arm
is decidedly stronger than the left,
the bones are larger and the muscles
more vigorous.
When we come to consider the
lower limbs, however, we find pre-
cisely opposite state of affairs; the
left leg is stronger than the right in
the great majority of cases. This
want of symmetry is noticeable all
through the body. Nine times out
of ten we see better with one eye than
with the other, and hear better with
the left than with the right ear, or
vice versa.
Not only so, an injury to the body
"a burn or a cut, for instance
causes more pain on one side than it
would were it inflicted on the other.
Even diseases attack one side on their
first onset in preference to the other.
Eczema, varicose veins, sciatica and
even tuberculosis begin invariably to-
manifest themselves on Our weaker
side. A blistering plaster, too, will
provoke an eruption only if applied
to the right side in certain indivi-
duals; in others, only if applied to
the left side.
The simplest way, apparently, OF
discovering which is our weaker side
is to observe which side we lie upon
by preference when in bed, as it IS
certain that we will instinctively adopt
the attitude which is most agreeable,
or, rather, which causes the least in
convenience. In other words, we will
lie upon the side the muscles of which,
being more vigorous, are less sensible
to the pressure upon them of the
weight of the body.
Statistics and observation go to
prove that III about three cases out OF
four it is the left side which is the
weaker, thus giving reason to the
popular dictum. Curiously enough,
however, pneumonia, it has been
noticed, unlike most diseases, usually
attacks at first the right-that is to
say, the stronger-side of the body.
THE TOURIST leaned over the coach
and critically surveyed the natives OF
| the desert settlement.
"By Jove," exclaimed the tourist,
"but that is pompous looking indi-
vidual in the scalloped hat and red
handkerchief Did he ever perform
any great deed?"
"Wall, 1 reckon he did," drawled
the tall cowboy at the water tank.
"That thar 'un helped somebody to
go to heaven"
"You don't say Why, he doesn' t
look like minister"
"Nor he amt, mister; but when
Uncle Toms Cabin was here last they
hired him to haul Little Eva up to
paradise with block and pulley"
"My DEAR, 1 wish you would t
play baseball so much. am sure 1t
is an unhealthy game"
"Why, grandmaf"
because I read in the papers of so
many men dying On the bases"
| A MAN is never too old to learn,
but is sometimes too young.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1906-06-16

"Is THIS pure milk?" said the in
quisitive lady customer.
"Yes," replied the milkman.
1--WE sell the cream separately"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1906-06-16

A NEGRO preacher, at the close o|
the sermon, made an impressive pausi
and then proceeded as follows:
hab found it necessary, on account OF
de hard times and de general def
cheney OBJ de hard circulating medium
in connection wild dis church, t in
terduce my new otermatic c'leckshu
box. 1t is so arranged that hal
doian fall on a red plush cushion wild
out noise; a nickel will ring sma
bell distinctly heard by the congre
CATION, an a suspendah button, n
fellow morta's, will fab off pisto
SO yo' will govern yo'selves acco1
dinghy. Let the c'leckshun now pro
ceed, while l now take off my hs
and sing a hymn
MRS. JoNEs-''I I think it's the mo:
ridiculous thing to call the man in tt
bank teller. .
Mrs. Johnson-"Why ?"
Mrs. Jones'" Because he simpl
won't tell at all. / asked one ID
how much my husband had on d
posit there, and he just laughed"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1906-06-16
FoR ..THE UNIoN.''
LINES SUGGESTED BY THE DEATH OF MR.
ANTHONY COOK. OF BALTIMORE CITY,
IN his GOTH YEAR.
.BY EDWIN HIGGINS.

Mr.. Cook Was, Probably, the Oldest Florist and
Gardener in Our Country.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1906-06-16

A MAN is never too old to learn,
but is sometimes too young.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1906-06-16

"MY DEAR, I wish you would't
play baseball so much. am sure 1t
is an unhealthy game"
"Why, grandma?"
Because l read in the papers of so
many men dying On the bases"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06

the entire population of states OF great
extent, like those of the Northwest,
other factors and principles ENTER into
the problem and cannot be ignored,
A system that works well in a COM
paratively restricted district will not
necessarily work well in an exten sive
area. And If by some other device
the evils aimed at can he overcome, it
matters little what the basic principle
may be. A medicine for stomach
trouble is not necessarily efficacious
in typhoid fever. =.
The present convention system of
nomination which includes, party
primaries SO poorly regulated as are
those of most states is prolific in
evils 1T ought to be materially and
essentially modified. Minnesota ought
to be first in this reform as she was
in direct primaries. It may be that
she will also attempt to apply the
principle of direct nominations to
state Offices. But in the end it is
probable that essential features of. the
present primary laws, concurrent
primaries, the secret ballot and strict
state regulation under the Australian
ballot laws will be confined to the
selection of delegates to state con-
vention. Probably the elimination of
the faction-run primary with it's fake
ballots and opportunities for fraud
and manipulation, together with the
elimination of the county convention,
would do away with every difficulty
and prove more satisfactory in the
long run than direct popular nomina.
lions of state officers. [.1"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06
MINNESOTA VIEW y OF PRIMARY.

At the risk of being accused by the
Grand Forks Herald man that. self
substituted conserVator of the public
morals and reform-of fighting the
Mat form" or endorsing these senti-.
ments, the Bismarck Tribune re-
produces the following editorial from
the Pioneer Press. The fourthcom-i
Ing legislature will have to deal with
this problem Of primary election and
~ VIII be well for the press OF the
state to throw as much light on the
subject from all .standpoints as posi-
hle- No law can be perfect that is
NOT based on experience and inasmnch
as fhe primary system q is being
adopted in one form or another all
over the country it is pertinent that
The subject be thoroughly analysed
before final action by the lawmakers
ut North Dakota, which has already
taken advanced steps in the way OF
election reforms. The following from
me Pioneer Press of the 4th inst:
Few states seem to get the same
satisfaction out Of their direct primary
faEs that Minnesota gets ont of hers.
The cause In most cases is not far to
seek. : Minnesota, though the pioneer.
m the f1eld, has gone slowly. She did
mot assume that she could pass per
Teri law. She tried the experiment
o. direct primaries on small scale
4 Mrst, made a change or two and ex-s
tended the system to all districts IN
To and Including congressional dis
tricts. She did not attempt and has
NOT yet attempted direct primaries for
state executive and judicial offices.
IL is not only that it is difficult to
devIse a system for state nominations
That would not emp hasize the undesir-
able features of minority candidates.
and that Ia too large a district the
virtues Of q direct vote are largely
gconnte by certain draw
E backs, but that entirely new provision
7OF party machinery has to be made.
Alter the elimination of the conyen-
xlan which Is the source Of the whole
party organization provision must be
made for the perpetuat ton Of the ma
chinery OF party. The country has
OatgTown the idea OF voluntary organ
Jzation and VI has realized the Inn
pprtanee ct state and popular control
u party organizations ait least so far
as To insure the square deal 2
has not been in local, county,
4 Iegi tive or congressional nominal
gis11fs that the direct primary laws of
other states la We failed to give satis-
Faction any more than in Minnesota,
Syr1f III II ne 1T te1fluf to include nominal
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06
State.

5=t State. = no."
For Justices of Supreme Court -
I D. E. MORGAN, Ramsey, 6 year tern,
SS JOHN KNAUF, HStutsman, year term
For Governor -. - AZ "-za. a. s.'s.<.~
E, Y. SARLES, of Trail. Il.
Eer Lieutenant Governor -.y,5 80
II. r. S. LEWIS, of Cass. s.. Z,
Fer Secretary of State 1sa2S ci5i
ALFRED BLAIsDELL, Of, Ward.
For State Auditor ~"
&s III. L. HOLMES, of Pembina.
e1ss ALBERT PETERSON, of Sargent.
For Attorney General -
T. F. jMcCUE, of Foster. = - e.
Eor Commissioner of Insurance p.
E. C. COOPER, of Grand Forks.
For Superintendent of Public Instruction
IL w. L. STOCKWELL, of Walsh. 4.
For Commissioner of Agriculture h, az
w. C.. GILBREATH, of Morton.
For Commissioners of Railroads Ill.,
c. S. DEISEM, of LaMoure.
ERICK STAFNE, of Richland. ss,a
SIMON WESLEY, of Pierce.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06
District,

Dad y.F
For Members of House Of Representatives
5ysf Xwenty-severth District t'=-r. ..a..|%:
Z R. N. STEVENS. d"
7. R. MOCKLER. 's-.
.75s County. ~.
D. j MeGILLIs.
TeT County, Ire asurer- T.,
ssj LYNN w. SPERRY. aa
Ter County Auditor ~ -
81. w. HEALY. -: =,
For Register of Deeds .l
r. L. PETERSON. H. .
EoT Clerk of District Court i'g -. .,
a. w. COOK. ...'a- n re; e
For States Attorney = 81
It. PATTERSON. IL, ~
For Coroner 3: 8 - 'f'
E. g.. FIELD. a4 u j5.5s, T.;
4 Fer County Judge
NJ. MCKENZIE. - < z, ~
For County Surveyor :,
WALTER SHELTON
Flor Superintendent of Schools r :, -
5#la "A C., L. VIGNESS.l s5i e-'5
hIsor Commissioner FIRST District
E. G. PATTERSON =
For Commissioner Third District .--.=
\ JOHN E. ECKLUND. -
For assessor First District q, x
- ALEXANDER MCLEAN. - =
Fur Assessor Second District s5 /, !: =
f. NJ. #LEATHERS. % Ss.4 ~.
Eor Assessor Third District $ss 81:
LITTLE. W
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06
ghe 8is,,,artk Tribnae.
BY M. II. JEWELL.
THE DAILY TRIBUNE.

Published every afternoon, except Sunday,
~ Bismarck, North Dakota, is delivered by
carrier to all parts of the city at 30 cents per
month, or Sc per year. The daily sent to any
address in the United States or Canada, post
age prepaid, S. per year; $3.50 for six
snonths; $1.25 for three months.
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Published every Friday; eight pages, con-
ssining a summary of the news of the week
local and neutrality-suspicious. attention being
Haid to state news. Sent to any address, post
Uge paid, for 81 for one year; so cents for six
months; % cents for three months. y,
The Bismarck Tribune is the oldest news
SapeF in the state-Weekly established June
q wide circulation and IS a desirable advertis.
Tag medium. Being published at the capital
of the state it makes a feature of state news,
Of semi cial character, and IS therefore
particularly interesting to all who desire to
Aesp the run of state af;airs-poltical, social
and business. % -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06

Henry Clews on monetary condi-
tons: Monetary conditions show
real Improvement, which should re-
main until the crop movement be-
gins-if not later. Banking interests
have been preparing for firm money
this fall and adjusting themselves &C.
cordingly. Liquidation afforded some
means of Strengthening our credit
situation, and there is no question
but that in case of necessity our
credit abroad can ibe expanded, or
we may draw gold from the other
side according to our needs. Some
resistance may be anticipated On &C.
count of the Russian situation, but
the United States is at present in
such strong position that it's de-
mands are pretty sure to be respected.
By the middle of August the crop
movement will begin, and those de-
mands will steadily increase until
October. Recently crop demands up
on New York averaged about S30, 00O,-
900 each season. Not less than that
amount will be required this year, and
possibly more, because large sums in
the interior are locked UP in various
enterprises and in real estate opera
tons. New circulation, however,
based on the Panama bond issue and
aggregating $30,0O0,000. will soon be
available; and it is worthy of note
that the monthly circulation state
ment showed ;bank-note circulation
July 31st to be s57,000,000 larger than
"a year ago. A great many small
national banks are being chartered
in all parts of the country, especially
: In the Middle Western States, the
total for July alone being thirty-two,
SO that some relief should be afforded
from this source. Our chief reliance,
however, for increased monetary as-
sistance will be abroad. We shall
have an abundance of wheat, corn and
cotton for export, and ready de-
m ma q! for the same at prices which,
though lower than a year ago, will
afford our farmers good profits. The
supply Of foreign exchange on this ac-
count will shortly begin to material
ize. Already there is an active ex-
port demand for American wheat re-
tulting from the shortage in Europe.
Time money continues between S and
6 per cent, showing that bankers an
ticipate good rates for months to
feome. Call money ruled about ~
per cent, the discrepancy time and
fcalll rates being explained by the fact
1 that bankers have literally supplied
themselves with call money for the
present in order that they may better
meet legitimate demands later on.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06

The Republican, is the name OF a
new paper at the new town Of Kermit,
Williams county o. o. Christensen
is the editor. g s.. Z. & .55
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06

VIII close out our reffi orators and
lawn mowers at 25 per cent discount.
Don s. want ID carry them eyer until
NEXT year. Call early and set rare
bargain Grannbs & Woibert
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06

80 Is You send lii your name for en-
iroliment before September 1906.
Bottoms business College. Bismarck,
viii sell you ss5 scholarship for $50.
This pays for any complete course
and we furnish free books, supplies
and pay your railroad fare.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06

Want ads add 70 your capacity to
do things. :. V !. NJ ,s 81.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06

style of the 'Ingoldsby Legends is:
something included with these humor-
GUS ballads. But Barham did not
write 1t. It was the work Of one Tom
Sellers; a much inferior scribbler.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06
REPUBLICAN, TICKET.
Congressional.

Enr Members Of Congress
T. F. MARSHALL, Of Dickey
A. 7. GRONNA, of Nelson.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-08-06
REVIEW TABLE

The portraits Of twenty eight beauti-
full women more or less prominently
identified with the American theatre,
together with Photographic fashion
pictures and an illustrated department
of the drama constitute the features of
The Red Book magazine for August as
distinct from the. thirteen stories in
the issue. -
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-12-13
e. D. Nusent Co. Wants Your Holt
day Order.

Choice Cabinet Rye, $500.
Old Nelson County Rye, $3.50.
Pure 81 dy Greek Rye, $500.
Pure Father Roulette Rye, $3.50.
Pure Shelton Whiskey, $500.
17w5 sol West High Ave.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-12-13
PUBLIC SALES
Observation-Disclosures

j. B. Musgrove, Administrator.
will sell at public sale at the resi-
dence of Ethlinda Musgroye, deceas-
ed, miles 81 lthwest of Rose Hill,
on Wednesday, Dec. 10, at 10 o'clock,
one work mare, seven mich cows,
three 2-year-old heifers, three year
ling steers, four yearllng heifers,
three spring calves, hay in stack,
household and kitchen furniture and
other articles. Easy terms. /. M.
Reed, auctioneer, J. r. Busby, Clerk,
Don't forget l have the finest line
of Saddles, Blankets and Robes in the
city. Chas. w. OFT, doors south OF
Herald.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-12-13

Games, Toys and Dolls, all kinds
and prices, ! ct. up to $3.50.
wS Central Book Store.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-12-13
Bucks Ranges

pol-enameled oven, large
air-tight joints, at all price;
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

With Admiral "Bob" Evans
and Pugilist "Bob" Fitzsimmons
both on the retired list, who will
be the country's "Fighting Bob''
in future9 Ell
It would have been a great year
even without the Louisville Pur-
chase exposition, but it would be
hard to convince st. Louis Of the
fact.
The president OF a bachelors
club at Nevada, Mo-, has resigned
to get married. The presumption
is that he grew tired Of being at
the head Of things.
The statute Of the devil which .
Michigan man erected in front Of
his house has been carried away.
But the devil will manage to keep
his memory alive without it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03
Governor Vardaman hands Die Iegls-

Governor Vardaman hands the legis-
Iature message of twelve long col
umns Of clean cut English and some
hard shelled nuts to crack. He han
dies the penitentiary question without
gloves, assaults the present system Of
handling the convict labor and makes
various suggestions for changes which
will doubtless give the solons who
make the laws do some thinking. The
Governor reviews the building Of the
new capitol building and paying for it
out of funds which should have been
forcurrent expenses and does not spare
his predecessors chicanery. All In ali
the message is, as it would be expect
ed, clean cut, strong and vigorous,
with each sentence carrying only vhe
meaning II was Intended = convey.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Another murderer complains that
the newspapers are not treating him
fairly. Telling only q part Of the
truth on some men makes them squirm
and this seldom occurs except when
one is arraigned for some hideous
crime. AS rule newspapers tell Al
little as possible, much Less, probably
than they should tell. ami yetit il the
man who deserves to be exposed who
usually has the most unklnd things TO
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

John A. Mccall has finally been
forced to leave the presidency Of the
New York life, with his head on his
breast. After all, "whom the gods
would destroy, they fret make mad"
Nc has had gay time and run things
with q high hand for long while.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

say Of the newspapers. As a matter
of fact, public officers and others in
whom the public has much interest are
oftimes permitted, to avoid friction,
to ply their unholy practices uncen-
sured, The newspaper that would
start in for a year to tell the truth
about everything, would have tough
road to travel.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Bob Fitzsimmons has company on
the retired list, in the person of Bob
Evans, the admiral. AZ matter of fact
both have been great fighters with
their other appendages of defense and
offense, az well az with their mouths.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

The Boston girl who hung up her
umbrella cover instead Of her stocking
Christmas, might have done better to
borrow from one OF her Chicago or
even a Washington sister the real
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

The president of a bachelors club in
Missouri, tired no dou BIT of being at
the head Of things, has resigned and
announced that he will soon marry.
Well, whoever gets burned must sit
ON the blister.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

An ex governor Of Montana was
blown up the other day by bomb.
Probably some Russian getting up
sympathetic celebration.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Governor Vardaman has vetoed the
Mobila q Ohio and Southern Merger
bin passed BY the last legislature and
turned over to him in tie dying hours
ef last session. He took the bill nnder
advertisement and hes held 1t TIL now,
giving both sides to the question re-
spectful hearing. But the roads seem
70 be merged anyway.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Andrew Carnegie win spend the
winter in DnDgeness, Georgia. II is
TO be hoped he will also spend little
OF his money In this section, but not
especially on libraries.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Do you still want to be conservative
when we remind you of the thousands
of litsle white children all over the
South wearing their precious lives
away in mills, factories, and on small
farms while the negro children are in
school being educated.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Why don't the different leaders of
Democracy make this resolution: 1--WE
will bury the hatchet." Then there
could be enough to have a good sized
state convention
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Philanthropy isn't such q fine thing
after all. The minute man shows he
has more money than ne knows what
to do with, everybody win be asking
Por II
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Uncle Joe Cannon says Congress 10
no worse than it used to be. No, but
tt ere Is plenty of room for improve.
mont.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Keep your money at home, with
your home business men. II you
want to throw your money way, send
it out Of town, for 1t never gets back.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

The fellow who proposes to 60 to the
north pole in an airship, would do well
to wait for o little change In the
weather.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03
FOR SALE.

500 acres fine bottom land, we'll i'm
proved / Ia miles north of Okolona.
This is the best place In Chickasaw 90.
l want to go W est reason for selling.
T. M. WALTON.
Aa-AfentiOn this paper when you write.-ca
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-01-03

Vardaman's manner of expression is
always clear enough, whether one
I'll AXIS his views are right or not.