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The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Saw a Resemblance.

Two Irishmen, not being on extra
good terms, lived In the same house.
Mr.. O'Brien lived upstairs and Mr..
Mccarthy lived downstairs.
One morning the latter vent out for
a walk. On noticing O'Brien in the
upstairs window, he remarked:
Why don't you put a pigs face ~
the window instead Of your own
mug?"
"Whereupon O'Brien answered:
Faith, an sure OF did the Other
morning, whin the milkman comes
along and says:
"sGood morning, MI. Mccarthy
since whin did you move upstairs!' :
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
A Strange Story.

Mrs. Isaac w. Austill, of Chestnut
Ridge, N. c., tells a strange story of
great suffering. 81 vas in bad con-
dition for months, but got no relief.
My periods had stopped, all but the
pain. After taking part of a bottle OF
Wine of Cardui, nature worked prop
erly and without pain. I advise all
suffering women to use Cardui." A
pure specific remedy for women's ills.
$1.00, at druggists.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Struck by Lightning.

Mrs. Nancy Cleary, of Brewers, N.
c., suffered as if struck by lightning.
She says: Il was almost paralyzed
from my waist down, and my back
hurt me constantly, from female trou-
bles. l had headache, seemed always
tired, and felt as if l was dying. took
Wine of Cardui, which cured me, and
now 1 feel like a new person." Cardui
relieves periodical pain, and makes
sick women well. $1.10 at drug stores.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Copyright. 1906. by W. s. Edison,

ALL, o Nile, thou
contest forth over
this land; thou
contest in peace,
giving life to
Egypt, o hidden
god!''*
Thus chanted
the priests as the
royal procession
moved onward to-
wards the river.
The great festival
in honor of the
Nile had begun.
nj q m p h was
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Shocking.

The young men returning to college
after the Easter holidays, made a good
deal of noise at the junction.
What do you call them?" a traveller
asked, YEARLY.
"Well, sir" said the station agent. "We
don't know their real name here; we al
ways call them returned empties."
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Hardly Consolation,

Pessimist-It seems in these fashion
able r~evivals one must have a reserved
seat even to be saved.
Optimist-Yes; but remember the pit is
free to all.-Baltimore American.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

Love" says DR.. Emil Reich, of London,
"is the offspring of godlike abundance"
Which may lave a tendency to make a
young man feel, when he is settling up
for flowers and bonbons, etc., that perhaps
he was mistaken, after all.-Indianapolis
News. fasa.sA :,
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

A politician in landing a job is very
much like a woman in landing a hus-
band. He puts in all his work before he
gets the job, and forgets to keep up ap-
psarances after he has it.-Atchison Globe.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
An Interesting Letter.

Mary Bagguley, Of 1T Peach St.,
Syracuse, N. Y, writes to tell OF the
terrible suffering Of her sister, who,
for the past "a years, had been tor
mented with side ache from female
trouble, keeping her weak and ailing.
she took Wine of Cardui and is now
we'll. Cardui has been a Godsend to
us BOTH" she writes. For all wom-
ems troubles, Cardui is a safe, efficient,
reliable remedy. At druggists: S1.00.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Nautical Knowledge.

She Ton the Atlantic lner)-Did you
observe the great appetite of that stout
man at dinner?
He-Yes; he must be what they call q
stowaway.-Stray Stories.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
You Don't Have to Wait.

Every dose makes you feel better. Lax.
Eos keeps your whole inside right. Not one
grippe in a full bottle. Sold on the money
back plan everywhere. Price so cents.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $500
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. r. H. Kline,
Id, 93l Arch ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

The improvident man is often up in the
clouds, looking for some of those silver
Innings.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Well Able to Stand It.

"But, doctor, / don't believe he can
stand another operation"
"Oh, yes he can: / looked him up in
Bradstreet' Houston Post.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
A Harmless Laxative.

If you must take a laxative, take a harm
less one. Lax-Fos does not grippe, therefore,
does not ~irritate. Irritation is what does
the harm. Price so cents.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
The More the Merrier.

II want to introduce you to a young lady
Ia very nice girl-and she's worth hsr
weight in gold"
"Stout girl. + hope."-The Tattler.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

ri think that my speech IN this ques-
ton will have some effect
at has already had an effect" answered
Senator Sorghum. 'You have caused two
or more questions to grow where there
was but one before" w Star.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Saving Ideas.

Newlywed--Why, I never thought Of
saving until I got married.
Bachelor-And do you now?
Newlywed-Oh, yes, indeed! am
continually thinking how much I
might a v IL | wasn't married.-Tit-
Bits.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

Try Garfield Tea! 1t purifies the blood
cleanses the system. brings good health.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

Send to Garfield Tea Co, Brooklyn, N.
Y, for free package Of Garfield Tea, the
herb cure for constipation and liver trouble,
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

Steady pulling is what moves the load
while spasmodic effort generally merely
breaks the harness.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
Cabbage,

"Where'd you get the half?"
Papa gave 1t to me-"
What fort"
II left my rabbit in the house all
night and It ate that box Of cigars
mamma gave him."-Houston Post.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

Garfield Tea cures s~ick-headache, bilious
attacks, liver trouble and constipation.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

The future has little in store for those
who neglect the present.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

The trouble with the dead beat il that
he is 80 very much alive.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
The Boston Way.

Hicks-She.s from Boston, isn't she?
Wicks-I can't tell. She hasn't had &C.
casion to pronounce the word either"
"She's not from Boston, then. If she
were she'd have found the occasion long
ago."-PhiIadelphia Ledger.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11
non,t Get Footsore! Get Foot-Ease.

A wonderful powder that cures tired, hot.
aching feet and makes new or tight shoes
easy. Ask to-day for Aliens Foot-Ease.
Accept no substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

Some people seem to.take dismal delight
in always being on the wrong side.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-05-11

NJoECRSSt 10 VI -
of the Somach-PerWma ReheVes Ca
tayyA Of The Stomach and Is Therefore a
Remedy For DYSPEPSIA.
Hon. M. C. Butler, Ex-U. s. SEN
J ator from South Carolina for two
I terms, in a letter from Washington,
d. c., writes to the Peruna Medicine
Co., as follows:
81 can recommend Peruna for !
dyspepsia and stomach trouble. II
have been using your medicine for ]
a short period and feel very much
relieved. 1t is indeed a wonderful
medicine, besides q good tonic"
CATARRH of the stomach is the cor
~ rect name for most cases of dyspep-
STA. in order to cure catarrh of the
stomach the catarrh must be eradicated.
ONLY an internal catarrh remedy,
such as Peruna, is available.
Peruna exactly meetsthe indications.
Revised Formula.
"For a number of years requests
grateful friends, urging that Peruna
be given a slight laxative quality. ]
have been experimenting with a laxa'
tive addition for quite a length OF
time, and now feel gratifed to an
nounce to the friends of Peruna that
1 have incorporated such a quality in
the medicine which, in my opinion
can only enhance its well-known bene
fetal character.
IS. B. HARTMAN, M. D."
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

lucky legislature to legalize boxing
and the fight fans Of the Blue Grass
state are living In hopes that 1t may
become a law.
Umpires will not be furnished by
either of the major baseball leagues
for college games this year.
The question IL being asked as to
what will become OF the minor sports
II football 10 abolished by the col
leges. 1t liz well known that the
gridiron game furnishes the money q
make the mare go for all collegiate
athletics.
Tom O'Rourke is having a hard
time trying to open up his fighting
club near Philadelphia. Twenty-round
contests, as proposed by O'Rourke,
are q little too strong for the Quaker
city folk.
Tim Hurst. the baseball umpire, g
at present managing a line Of sight
seeing automobilists In New York.
As the forfeit money OF both Mel
son and McGovern has been posted, 1t
begins to look like q u enough
fight In Philadelphia on March IA. II.
The Japanese government has set
aside $l0.O0O.O0O for breeding studs,
and will import stations from all
parts OF the world.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14
Major General Grant.

Some n asked an eastern paper
In the question column to state
what young Fred Grants In
life had been. The nswer was
chiefly In picking a father"
Six years ago q private citizen,
a few days ago made full major gen.
eral In the u. 8. army.
The list Of promotions published In
the Dispatches showed Grant promoi.
ed from a brgadier to a major gen.
eral. Following It was that OF Lieut.
enant Colonel w. Il. Birkhimer to be
brigadier Vice Grant promoted, which
made me smile when ] recalled that
at West Point az cadets Grant and
| Birkhimer got to Quarrelling and
finally II eliminated In a fist fight
| when Grant got the ~grandest thrash
ing that eve was ana the fight was
the talk Of the academy and army
circles f0r. years,
Grant WAS q stout, saggy built boy
while "Berky" as he was always call.
cd, was . slim understood chap, light
In weight but a regular game cock
to fight.
saw him once when a lieutenant
and on duty along the eastern shore
Of Maryland with a company Of the
engineer corps. wade into a bunch Of
great strapping oyster men who
seeing his uniform and not having
any great love for Uncle Sans
clothes made sarcastic remarks about
the Yankees tthey hardly knew the
war was over down there In 1879.
Birkhimer whipped OF his blouse
threw his cap to the ground and sail
ed into the gang and In five minutes
those who were able to travel were
on the run and the rest were "on the
mat taking the full count"
When he went 10 the Philippines II
there was a scrap anywhere on the
Islands his regiment vas there and
''Birky' was sure to be In the thick.
est Of II all.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14
Notes From the
World Of Sport

From prominent prospects the
Northern League will be . strong
one this year, comprising as It does
Duluth, Grand Forks. Fargo. Winni'
neg. Lake Linden and Calumet.
A meeting IL to be held at Auburn,
N. Y, to reorganixe the Empire State
Baseball league. 1T probably will
take in the cities OF Oswego. Gene
VA. Fulton. Seneca Falls. Penn Yam.
Cortland apd possibly Auburn.
Geo. Sutton has sent word that he
viii come W from Paris with Louis
Cure, the French expert, and that
both win take part in the coming bill.
Herd t%ournar'ent In New York.
Jares r, Kcene heads the list Of
winning owners for 1905 with $685.
SO. Harry Payne whitney was Q G
ond with Sl5s.2l1, and Sydney Paget
third with ei36,3l5.
There Is a bill before the Ken.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14
THINGS WISE AND OTHERWISE
Nv UNCLE elLL.

/ Daniels was let out and Mccord made
marshal.
Last spring his term expired an
Daniels. who had been meantime
Quietly appointed warden OF the Yn'
ma pe~nitentiary by Governor Brodie
stepped into the marshal's office and
McCord was again out Of a job. But
his Wisconsin friends came 10 his
aid once and here we leave
him safely located for four more
years.
All Of which may not be particu.
larry interesting. but II we are TO
he yoked up with Arizona we may
as well get acquainted with a few
Of her political patriarchs--and Nc
Cord IL u Of EN-.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

met q gentleman q few days ago
who was In Williams, Arizona, on
the day the news came that the joint
IRE bill had passed the house.
He tells me that the flags on all
the school houses In the little city
were flown at half mast and ensign
down the whole day long as a sign
OF the feeling on the question. and
that men were so wrought up and
mad that they cried when speaking
OF II.
He also said that In a journey over
the entire territory this feeling was
general among all classes.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION.
Nomsstssd Entry, No. ete7.

Department of the Interior. Land
Office at Santa Fe. N. NJ, February
9Th, 1906.
Notice b hereby given that the FOL.
loWing.named settler has died notice
Of his intention to make ANAL proof n
support Of his claim. and that said
proof viii be made before the register
or receiver ct Santa re. N. NJ, on
March ~, 1906. viz: Gabriel Padilla,
for lot 2. r 1.2. 8 w Ia. Sec. 9, and
n = Ia, N w Ia, Sec. Z. T II N, r IA
r.. -.
He names the following witnesses
to prove nis continuous residence up-
on and cultivation OF said land, viz:
Juan A. Padills. Of Ribera. N. NJ:
Luis Montana. Of Ribera, N. NJ;
Npacario ieyba, Of Ribera, N. M;
Atilano QuIntana. OF Ribera, N. m.
MANUEL n. OTERO, REGISTER.
2-5s
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14
FAMOUS MEN TO HELP THE
CAUSE or NEGRO EDUCATION.

Washington, d. c., February a.
CHIEF Justice Brewer Is to preside
over a meeting In the First Congre.
gational Church this evening that
will be OF special interest to those who
are studying the question Of Negro
education. The meeting Is in aid OF
the Manassas Industrial school, form
ed by Miss Jennie Dean on the bat.
tlefieM OF Bull Run. Booker T. Wash.
lngton Ia to deliver an address on
the methods OF Tuskegee and the
Rev. Edward Everett Hale, DID,, and
Osward Garrison Willard will tell
about the work at the Manassas insti-
tuition.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

MT. Valentine, Of Broken Arrow, |.
J., who took o claim south 0f Tucum-
carl arrived with his immigrant car
q househoii soris this week ard
moved to his claim. Several friends
accompanied him and will locate in
the Sunshine Territory
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

A X. Corter has finished boring
. well on his claim south Of Tucum-
carl. At a depth Of 10 feet hes truck
water which tested 2 gallons per
minute which he deemed sufficient for
domestic purposes.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14
The Yellow Fever Germ

has recently been discovered. Il bears
q close resemblance to the malaria
germ. To free the system from dI.
sease germs, the most effective RENE
dy is DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Guar
anteed to cure all diseases due to ma
laria poison and constipation. CSC at
all druggists.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

However. when the three months
campaign Of the regiment was over
~ colonel found himself out OF \
political job for the first time In
wears.
Again the president showed his
loyalty and McCord was appointed
United States marshall Of Arisona.
but before his commission was sign.
"a the president wal asxassinated
and Theodore Roosevelt was In his
place.
McC0rd's commission was lying on
the presidents desk unsigned. and
Roosevelt, who had = few Rough Rid.
ers handy for such a job promptly
named Ben Daniels for the place.
McCord's friends RAISED Z big row,
Senator Spooner. his staunch friend.
doing all he could 10 Ak Il up, but
Rockwell was arm. and Daniels got
his commission.
The such Z storm and howl burst
from al Arizona over Daniels appoint.
ment that the president was forced
to withdraw his name. The churches
and descent people had NO trouble n
proving Daniels TO have been 4 pref.
~ al round tough character. and
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

On Wednesday afternoon at two o.
clock, Rev. Thomas 8. Bsrcus, Of
Tucumcarip ronoutced the ceremony
which Joined the hearts snd lvtes Of
p. d. Mersfedler and Miss Willie H.
Winn at the home Of the brides par.
ents In BOvlna.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

Mrs. Fred G. Miller and son Of TO.
ledo. O., arrived at Pennington on
Mondays train. Her husband, who is
IN poor health, will follow in d few
weeks. Their intention is to locate
on q small fruit farm, where Mr.. Mil.
Ter a nave outdoor exercise and re.
gain health.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

A high school concert was Civ.
en- In the opera house at Ration Sat
urday evening. Feb. 8. The program
consisted Of readings and choruses
'nds selections by the high school
band.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

Hon. r. A. Mann, Judge OF the 3rd
district, Is expe ,.ei at %rucnllLcari to
take part in the X. Of P. installation
ceremonies the 18th.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

J. p. Langston. who has been Dor.
ing a well with a hand drill. struck
water on his .latm neAr J%usUnrIaii
at 107 feet.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-14

doubt II ever IN the history ol
legislation IN the national congress.
has there been such y determined
effort to coerce and brow beat tho
opponents Of any measure as Is now
being put forth BY the %pussiant de-
tenders Of the joint statehood.
Whether the bill ~ right or wrong.
Whether Il Is an acceptable measure
10 the people o. not. has no bearing
on the course that Is being pursued
10 cram II through congress willy
nilly.
The Arizona railroads were accus-
ed of opposing tho bill. S~traightway
Is introduced q measure concerning
the assessment Of the Santa Fe and
ether land grant railways In the ter.
ritories which viii very materially
raise their taxes.
A couple OF men prominent In the
gambling fraternity Of Phoenix 20 10
WASHINGTON on q committee TO op.
pose joint statehood. A. n c. hobs
a. an antigambling bill covering the
territories.
Nearly all the federal officials Of
Arizona are against the measure and
lose no opportunity 10 say 70. Out
a bill prohibiting officials In
the territories from receiving passes
from any railway.
All good measures We Will freely
admit, but their intent and purpose 10
40 very obvious that the good In the
bills Is entirely overshadowed by the
iniquity Of their birth.
Colonel Mccord.
There's been q deal Of newspaper
talk recently on the appointment II
Col. NJ. H. McCord as collector Of
customs IN Arizona. McC0rd was no
Rough Rider at all. but was the col
onel of the First Territorial volun-
te0r Infantry which was recruited
here and In Arizona and got ~ far
towards the war ~ Chattanooga.
where the treaty OF peace left Il
stranded high and dry.
McCord's military career was rath-
er a joke on him.
To begin with, he was q Wisconsin,
congressman and during the ight be-
tween Reed and Mckinley for speak.
ership McCord was lucky enough 10
cast his fortune with McKinley's
forces and In fact war McKinley'E
right hand man.
Reed Of course won the light, but
Mckinley never forgot those who
stood by him. and when president
his first official act was to make Nc
Cord governor Of Arizona.
He had served about two years
when the Spanish val came along.
The Rough Rider Regiment was form.
N and sent 10 the front and McCord
rot the war fever badly.
BY persistent work he got auth0ri.
" for raising q regiment Of infan-
try In the territories and resigned his
governorship 10 become its colonel.
Ex-Governor Murphy was In Wash.
ington at the time and was prompt
" appointed In McCord's stead. II,
then leaked out that his resignation
had q sort OF d string to It and was
sent In hoping that instead Of an
acceptance ne would receive q leave
absence, TO last while the war
did. :.
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V@ . ~ 5! ! s. g.! &C. =;

seemed to me, 1 should say my sensations
must have been exactly like those of poor
Matthew Webb in the whirlpool rapids of
Niagara. For the whale was in his death
agony, or furry and his movements upon
the sea surface were indescribably violent.
But I never lost consciousness of the ter
rife tumult until it had ceased and was
succeeded by perfect peace, in which my
tortured senses gently left me for sweet
oblivion. From this | was aroused by be-
ing lifted into the second mates boat, the
pain of the handling making me scream. so
bruised and torn did 1 feel. Very carefully
l was transferred to the ship. where lay
for nearly three weeks before l was able to
resume work again; while the shock to my
poor system left it's effects upon me for
many months. Now, of course, as far as
the spectacular and sensational elements of
such an adventure are concerned, there viii
be no doubt that this experience overtops
the others that have ever had, but since
the immediate proximity and acute appre-
hension of death is as great In street ac-
cident in town as it is during the most ter,
rife disaster at sea and is only to be
gagged by the length of time during which
consciousness remains. my railway adyen-
ture holds the field for me.
During an anxious time waiting for
ship in Port Chalmers. New Zealand. en-
deavored to earn a little money by fishing,
hiring ramshack old boat which ] re-
named the Basket, since l had to bale
continually with one hand while fishing
with the other in order to keep her afioat-
In the course of my fishing often got six
or seven miles from the little town, for l.
went all over Otago harbor in search ot
nay prey. One day ] was caught in heavy
gale about five miles from port, and there
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An Appreciated Performance.
From Success Masasine.

ftoh SutCtsS MaSAniu8a .
The late Joseph Jefferson used to say that
his career came very near being nipped in
the bud in small western town. He at
that time was member OF small pioneer
company which progressed by means OF
three ''bull teams from one mining camp
to another They were always heartily re-
celved by the miners and cowboys, who
readily paid the IS In gold required to wit
ness their performance Mr.. Jefferson was
the traditional melodramatfc villain, and In
the third act was supposed to kidnap s'the
child" The supposed mother. hearing It's
cries. rushes upon the scene just as he 10
about to escape. and fires fruitless shot
from a revolver.
Upon this particular occasion ali had gone
well until this scene was reached, and the
audience. many OF whom had never before
seen any kind of theatrical performance,
isa. as IL spelIbound. At the crack of the
mothers revolver. however. the spell was
rudely broken.
by heaven, she missed himr' q red
shirted miner in the front row shouted.
drawing his own "six-ehooter'' and leaping
TO his feet. Round to the back door and
head him on fore he can git q boss. boys!'
he yelled. and. following him. half the
audience stampeded for the exit.
The excitement WAS nnally allRyed by the
mother. and the Villains appearing hand
IN hand before the curtain, and the man
ayers explanation OF the situation. When
the performance had been concluded the
audience insisted on paying another admis-
sion price and having an immediate repe-
tition from beginning to end