The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1906-01-25
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BY ONE OF THE BOYS.

belong to history-that is, she will not
be seen in public places, unless an acct
dent befalls her. Lady's tailoring has
reached the stage where the gown is
fashioned and the figure then made to
fit it. Pnuematic pads, says an author
ity, are employed to get the desired
contour for the figure. Such women
may be things of beauty, but they Just
can't be u JOY forever, for the reason
they will be non-hugable. See!
"A marriage occurred at Newman,
this State, one day last week, in which q
young man 81 years of age claimed a
bride of 80 summers. More evidence
that the fool-killer is getting fesrfully
behind with his work. But, the past
due maiden will read of this marriage
and extract considerable hope from
it for future brilliant marriage.
The sick and many q bundle of
nerves, there is no doubt about it,
would be glad that the city council
would put stop-cockcn several steam
whistles in Marietta. The worker who
has to be "blowed up" every morning
isn't valuable helper. The other sort
will be at his post on time if whistle
never blows.
The feminine world will now soon
be given a full description Of Miss
Alice Roosevelt's wedding outfit by the
metropolitan newspapers. The small
est article in it's makeup will not be
ignored. That is the penalty for u
young woman being SO prominent in
the public eye.
A woman who is the mother of
twenty seven children eloped at Derby
Conn, few days ago with hired man
of her husbands farm. Some women
Just can't tell when they have had
enough trouble and persist in going out
of the way to invite more-hence, the
weaker sex.
Lively times are on the bills for the
Third Congressional district. Hon. E..
B. Lewis will have pair of runners in
the race with him. The newspaper
boys down in the Third have already
begun to wear the smile that won't
come off.
Any man with the least bit of
energy can acquire real estate in Mari
eta, and it has been so for some time
past. A short walk in any direction
will convince you of the truthfulness of
the foregoing statement.
An Atlanta preacher is asking for a
divorce from his wife who is an inmate
of the asylum at Milledgeville. He
mustbe very large-hearted Oman, but
it evidently carries the image of a
newly found charmer.
The "oldest inhabitant" has our
permission to make few remarks re-
garding weather conditions especially
if he fears that children may be lost in
the mire on some streets in the city
The Atlanta Constitution seeks to
smother the country publisher COM
pletely by offering the Tri-Weekly
Constitution for tobacco tags, Now,
that proposition takes the bakery,
1t will be very pleasing to some
people to know that the days will ill.,
crease SO minutes in length during this
month, and 81 minutes during Feb.
ruary.
That Tennessee woman who is saw.
ing her wedding dress for possible
second marriage, can't get her husband
to praise her economical turn.
Love being blind it can't see tc
figure the cost intelligently-a fact
which makes the divorce court almost
a necessity.
The Rome Tribune is advocating g
municipal boat line for its city. II
says, Paved streets be bIowed "
A genius has been described as q
man who can induce some other mar
to paddle his conoe for him.
Now haven't the farmers got q
soft thing of it--some of them, acres
and acres o. it.
An automobile entered in the Flor.
ida races can run two miles a minute
or better.
Judge Emory Spesr has beer
rightly dubbed the yellow iurist" OF
Georgia.
CUTLERY AND COURTsHIP.
They used to spoon and spoon about
In corners that were handy,
But he grew tired of forking out
For theaters and CANDY,