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The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
KING CHRISTIAN KICKED.
And the Bandmaster Returned to
His Place and Resumed
Playing.

The late Rear Admiral Alexander
Murray once related the following in.
cident which occurred al the time
wnen Gustavus v. Fox. then assistant
secretary Of the navy, visited Europe
with a feet Of United States warships
While III Copenhagen the late King
Christian invited Mr.. Fox and The prin-
1ipal officers Of the fleet to dine A cor
respondent Of the New YORK Times gives
Mr. Fcx's account of what happened.
After the principal business OF the
dinner We STcs. al lns invitation Of
King Christian the glasses were filled,
and. all the table being at attention.
his majesty arose and with due formal
lty proposed The president Of the
United States Glasses were raised, but
the king paused, giared over his shout
der, and abruptly left the dining hail.
The guests. upon invitation Of an aide
reseated themselves.
In a few minutes saw the band
master come kurriedly into sight fol
lowed by the king. who kicked him
across my field Of view. Shortly after
the king returned to the dining han
took his place al the head Of the table,
and, the guests having arisen, again pro-
posed The president Of the United
states. As he raised his glass the band
struck up The Star-Spanglcd Banner.
With a satisfied smile. his majesty emp
tied his glass.
King Christian was democratic and
kind, and beloved By his people. but all
things had to be done decently and f.
order, or he'd know the reason Why.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
DENTISTS

The tar that is contained in Bees
Laxative Honey and Tar is harmless
It is not coal tar, but isObtained from
the pine trees Of our own native for
ests. Bees Laxative Honey and Tar
is the best remedy because iU acts on
the bowels-thus expelGDg all colds
from the system. Bees is the origin
inal Laxative Honey and Tar aud is
best for coughs, colds, Group. whO0p-
ing cough, lung and bronchial alice
tions. Sold by A. P. Ovens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

Sealed bids for paving with brick
1900 square yards on South Wilson
street vinIta, and for building 1880
feet Of cement curb will be received
at the First National bank up TO
noon, April s. Plans and specifica-
tions can be seen at The bank, or viii
be sent on application TO Oliver
Bagby. -
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

The following letter from A. ].
rnsfannn. 81 BatesyiIle, Ind. tells its
own story. II suffered for three
raanff,s with a severe cold. a drug
yist rreDared me some medicine and
q nhvsicIan prescribed for ne. ret l
did ncf improve. then tried Foley 8
Honev ard Tar. aud eight doses Cured
rns Refuse substitutes. For sale
bv 4. p. Owens
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

"My daughter had terrible cough
whic6 settled OF her lungs" says N.
jackson. Of Danvllle, III. We tfled
yreat many remedies without relieIt
until we gave her F0leg's Honey and
,rar srhieh cured herr Refuse sub
rirufes. For sale by A. owens
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

The gums and resins obtained from
nine trees have long been recognized
as highly beneficial in the treatment
81 backache, kidney and bladder tr0uo-
lesPIne-ules Is the name Of a new med
icine. the principal ingredients OF
which come from the pine forests q
our own land Sold b. a. z. Owens
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

A LIQUID cold cure for children that
is pleasant, harmless, and effective IS
Bees Laxative Honey and Tar. Su-
perior TO ali other cough syrupS or
cold remedies because 1t acts on the
bowels. An ideal remedy for coughs,
colds, Group, whOOping cough and all
durable lung and bronchial affections
Ia child or adult. Pleasant TO take.
Sold by A. p. Ovens
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
Pneumonia Follows . cOId

hut never follows the use of F'oieys
Honey and Tar. IL stops the cough
heals and strengthens tho lungs and
Affords perfect security from an at
tack OF pneumonia. For sale by A..
P. Owens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
Ancient History.

who was she before her marriage to
Mr.. Jones?"
"a Mrs. Brown"
"But before that2"
"A Mrs. Smith"
"Pshawl I mean, what was her
maiden name2'
Il don't know. I can only remember
her four or five husbands back. Chi
cag0 Sun
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
Folex.s lioney and far

Cures coughs and colds.
Cures bronchitis and asthma.
Cures Group and whoOping cough.
Cures hoarSeness and bronchial
trouble.
Cures pneumonia and lagrippe. For
sale by A. y. Owens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

PiDesalve acts like a poultIce. Best
thing in the world for boils, burns,
cracked hands, letter, etc. Sold by
A. +. Owens, Druggist. DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
aYoU ARE FRIENDS

Of mine. writes Mrs. r. L. Jones, Of
Gallatn, Tenn:
For since taking Cardui have
gained s. lbs. and am IN better health
than for the past years. tell my
husband that Cardm is worth its
weight IN gold to al suffering ladies'. ="
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
The New Order.

Expect soon the d. r. J. W. II. W.
Daughters OF Those Invited 10 the White
House Wedding.-N Y. American.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
ZOE sALE-REAL EsTATE
INsURANcE
SITUATION WANTED

Situation Wante0e IN any kind Of
clerical work Understands general
merchandising. References given If
required. Address @. II. Belshea,
care Blackstone Hotel. 81
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
WRITE Us LETTER

freely and frankly, IN strictest oonfd-
sncc. tsliing Us ell your symptoms and
troubIes. We Win sand free advice
Gin plain sealed envei0pe), how 70
cure them. Address: Ladies' Advisory
Dept The Chattanooga Medicine Co.
Chattan00ga, Tenn.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

Foley's Kidney Cure makes the kid
news and bladder right. Contains
nothing injurious. Fer sale by a. r.
Owens
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26
FoUND

Found-three stray pigs at residence
of capt. White Owner can have
them bg paying for this ad
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-03-26

We Will buy all the land you have
to sell. Come and see us--C. 5.
kverv lI5-tf
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
Notice for Publication No. 1913
EVANSTON,

Department of the Interior, Landof1ice at
Colby, Kansas, July 10, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of mis- intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Probate Judge of Ellis county, Kansas, at
=. Hays city, Kansas on August rs, 1906.
viz. Stella E. Stone, Homestead APP
plication No. 24o7z for the SHSeA & EH
Sw4 section "a, township II south, range
II west.
7 She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land, viz: William w. Bemis,
Al. L. Ellis, Robert NJ. Battin, Robert Lewis
all of Hays City Kansas, P. o.
JaaO. Thomas, Register.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

The Chautauqua idea is taking
hold of quite number of towns IN
the state. w hat is the matter with
Hays! Why cannot we have an
Assembly next year? We have the
climate, the scenery, the State pub
lie park and everything that helps
to make II Chautauqua success
1t would be a fine thing The best
advertisement the city of Hays can
ever get There are men IN this
town who are willing to get down
in their pockets and help see that
it is a success. An Assembly here
would furnish rest and recreation
to our people and hailed with de-
light by thousands IN this western
country who have heard SO much
about our city.
Why not have one The best lee
turers of the country would be glad
to stop over with US either on
their gong east or west. We can
have Chautauqua if we work and
talk and are Wiling to spend some
coin. Every town that has had
one say they are wondering why
they did not think of it long ago.
Let US not delay but go after it
early aud success will crown our
efforts.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

The trial IF the Ellis druggist
brought Il crowd and squire Mul
roy had to hold the trial In the
court room with jury of II, Mr..
Roark and Charlie Reeder for the
defense In the evidence was the
return of the 1900 sales during the
month of May, showing the Ellis
fellsrs are hard drinkers and not
afraid to sign.
The case was hard fought and
gwen to the jury OF u after sup
per, who remained out all night,
convictlng ON 4 counts The ma
jority favored he wholes1S counts
as the signed papers showed an ut
ter recklessness in sales, even tC
minors. One favored 8 counts,
others few of the rankest, but
compromised on 4 of the plainest.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
Carpet weaving.

We are ready to weave Carpet
at our farm in Buckeye township
or will be called for in town, and
satisfaction guaranteed
See or address
Mrs. Davis Burch.
Hays, P. 0.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
Henry Wolf G Son

The Klncaltes Ideal washing
machine is not only washing ma
chine IN name, but the most SER
viceable and simple one made.
Sec 1t at Henry Wolf & Sons
hardware store.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
If you are superstitious about the

If you are superstitious about the
number 13 you had best give US
your quarter dollars on your sub
scriptIon, for on each quarter are
13 stars, l3 letters in the scroll of
the eagle's beak. 13 leaves on the
olive branch, Is arrow heads and
ID letters in the words ''quarter
doIlar". Now if you think IT'S
not safe to carry them around we
will take them on subscription aud
then paw ont to some other teller
that we owe.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
For Sheriff.

hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the nomination as
Sheriff at the Republican county
convention of Ellis county this fall
and solicit the support and votes
of the people and delegates,
George H. Brown.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

Very little interest was taken in
the city water works election as
up to noon only so votes had been
cast, and the polls closed at SIX
bat 1874 had been cast, less than
one-thIrd Of the full vote of the
city When the vote was counted
it showed bat IS had voted FUR
the bonds, while 70 had voted NO
so the bonds will NOT be issued
and our water users must get along
with an hour day.
1t is told that some OF the coun-
Gil voted No, not wanting the trou
BILE or responsibility, remembering
the cussing the former council re-
ceived who put IN our fine system.
The mistake Council made was
not to have adopted and published
their plans. No one knew if the
$1,000 would furnish the plant or
be too much. Whether the new
pipe system was for a favored
few; whether or not it meant the
water meter system; whether it
meant again moro lots to buy or
use what we had that cost the city
$1,000. Too much uncertainty.
Evidently some had the fire pro-
lection which was all they wanted:
other users with no lawns to sprln
kle had all they wanted; some sat-
isfied with the hour a day fearing
it meant meter system, while 9th
ers talked the pipes wouldn't be
run down their way only larger
pipe up the hill 1t is not surprls
ing, with SO much doubt, that IT
failed to carry.
Now let our lawn sprinklers use
judgment, sprinkle Systematically
and alternately and will find that
their lawns get plenty and the
water commissioner can easily keep
the big tank full
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
George H. Brown.

Farms in our county continue
to sell at very good prices. Real
estate men report buyers, but the
list of desirable farms on the mar
ket for sale grows smaller and IT is
more difficult now than formerly
to find suitable farm property that
can be bought reasonable. Our
land has not reached the top price
Is the opinion of well posted men
and they not anxious to sell.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
DIR. JORDAN,
RESIDENT DENTIST.
Office over Citizens bank Hays
Phone 81.
8l DOn1inOeS Free

TO Boys and Girls.
If you will tell us the number and
kind of live stock your papa will
ship this year, vou'll get nice
set of dominoes.
Give rapa's name in full
RICE BROTHERS,
Commission Merchants.
Kansas city Stock Yards
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

On Wednesday Judge Arnold
had the pleasure of marrying Miss
Nellie Kennedy to Elmer Cash, a
young man of Ellis. She is the
daughter of Albert Kennedy. who
was lately murdered in OHIO; she
needed a protector 10 her troubles,
so Overstreet became her guardian
and young Cash her husband.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

If you want your town to pros
per and grow, wake up. rub your
eyes, roll up your sleeves and 60 to
work for it. We have good
water works and electric light sys-
tens, good mill, elevators, banks
and business houses, a State Nor
NAL school and pretty town and
every visitor to our town is pleas
ed, so keep it moving forward
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
HOUSE TO RENT

In suberbs of town. A nice big
house, good condition, shade and
water, to rent cheap. Freese.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
Geo Philip & Son sell the best
Lawn Mowers.

The farmers of that neighbor
hood are arranging for "a bridge
bee" and are to meet at the new
Saline bridge with their teams and
give day blowing, scraplHg and
hauling rock in making the ap-
proaches to the new bridge SO ii
can be used.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04
Instructive Interesting
''COrrect EngliSh-=
HOLO to use it. >
MONTHLY MAGAZINE DEVOTED TO
THE USE OF ENGLISH.
JOSEPHINE ruRck BAKER, ED.
Partial Contents.

Partial Contents.
Course in Grammar.
How to Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The Art of Conversation.
Shall and Will; Should and Would: How
to Use Them.
Pronunciations Century Dictionary.
Correct English in the Home.
Correct English in the School.
What to Say and What Not to Say.
Course in Letter Writing and Punctua-
ton.
Alphabetic list of Authorizations.
Business English for the Business Man.
Compound Words: How to write them.
Studies in English Literature.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

Do not pay Freight on water
when you buy Paint. 1t is put
in paint to cheaper it, and we con
cede that the manufacturer does
not charge you much for it; but
you have to pay for the can that
contains the water, so you have to
pay the freight on water the can
that holds. No doubt You admit
that much. Come let us show you.
HENRI Wolf Of Son.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

No, we do not claim that we
have a cheap paint, but we claim
that when you buy Crescent Paint
of Us you pay as no money for
water and barytes, but for white
lead, zinc and oil.
HENRY Wolf 6 Son.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1906-08-04

WANTED: by Chicago wholesale and
mail order house, assistants manager
(man or woman for this county and adj
joining territory. Salary $29 and ex-
peases paid weekly; axpeRse money
advanced. #srk Dleasa9t; position per
mancnt. No investment or experience
required Spare time valuable Write
at once for full particulars and enclose
self addressed envelope
SUPERINTENDENT
al 132 Lake street, Chicago, Ill.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-12
CHARLES D. SHERMAN.
THOSE UNCUT LEAVES.
They Make You Work Your Passage
 When You Want to Read.

They Make You Work Your Passage
 When You Want to Read.
 What Is this luxurious process of cut ting leaves that people habble ofgS I greatly doubt If people who read much find 1t anything but nuisance; cer- tainly do not. Yes, am for the Idle mode of heading, too; that is precisely why l have no use fdt cutting leaves. Why should l do work that the pub fisher ought to have had done for me? l confess that new novel uncut fills me with rage. Mary, where under the canopy is that paper-cutter? What saw it upstairs? Hm! l should think those children might be taught.... Give me a hairpin, or the poker, or some- thing! Then follows the momentary familiar struggle of mind as to whether it is less of an anguish to spend fifteen or twenty minutes rending the book to open from cover to cover opening, as 1t were, your barrel of oysters to spare the oysterman,-or to make a series of annoying interruptions of the business, cutting as you read. There have been moments when 1 have used the bare forefinger, with kind of savage joy in the havoc l was making. Why should a man go out for quiet spin, and find himself party in an obstacle race?
 As for uncut periodicals, l do not know that (my grandfather having died of apoplexy at my age) ought to trust myself to speak of them. In con- templating this wartton imposition, one perceives that there is something to be said, after all, for an uncut book. To put printing matter between covers is to make asort of bid for permanent mo- tice and not to cut the leaves Is to pro- fess an insolent but not altogether pre- posterous faith in the volumes ability to bide it's time. But what of these brisk, news-dealing weeklies, these monthlies, though grave, with their in- evitable bustling about the timely and the ephemeral? Qua periodicals, they are deciduous. They are, or should be, built for those who run to read. How should persons to whom reading Is, in some sense, one of the chief businesses of life sit fumbing over them with a foolish instrument. getting at their contents by dint of a dull form of man. ual labor? A magazine ought to be able, first of all, accessible. People ought to be able to steal something from it in reading-rooms and on book stalls, pausing on one leg in mid-ca- reer. gripping the flavor of a leading article, seeing how the new serial opens. For such readers, you say, the author does not write, nor the publish CT put forth. They labor for the man who buys the book or magazine goes home with it, and eontentedly places it on the library table or shelf-uncut. They labor for that mans wife, who loves now and then, by means of arm chair open-fire, foot-stool, cushions, magazine and paper-cutter, to live up to her conception of a person reading. We'll, I don't know that much of any thing can be said for the other type of reader; he would be a more graceful spectacle, even to himself, if he were less eager, less impatient, less Inclined to work on one leg. But of such Is the kingdom of letters.-Atlantic Monthly.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-12
THIRD PASTURE.

Now we come to frisky lot, the Labor Union" editors. You know down in Texas a weed called "Loco" is sometimes eaten by steer and produces a derangement of the brain that makes the steer "batty" or crazy, Many of these editors are "Locoed" from hate of anyone wLlo will not instantly obey the demands of labor union and it is the universal habit of such writers to go straight into a sys- tenn of personal villification, manufacturing any sort of false- hood through which to vent their spleen, We assert that the common citizen has a right to live and breath air without ask ing permission of the labor trust and this has brought down on us the hate of these edi- tors. When they go far enough with their libels, is it harsh for us to get judgement against them and have our lawyers watch for a chance to attach money due them from others? (F'or they are usually irrespon- sible).
 Keep you eye out for the 'Lo- coed" editor.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-12

This burst of true American girl in dignation was caused by the teacher saying that Grape-Nuts, the popular pre-digested food, was made of stale bread shipped in and sweetened.
 The teacher colored up and changed the subject.
 There is quite an assortment of traveling and stay-at-home members of the tribe of Ananias who tell their falsehoods for variety of reasons,
 In the spring it is the custom on a cattle ranch to have round up" and brand the cattle, so we are going to have roundup" and brand these cattle and place them in their proper pastures.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-12
FIRST PASTURE.

Cooking school teachers-this includes teachers" who have applied to us for weekly pay if they would say something nice' about Grape-Nuts and Postum, and when we have de- cllned to hire them to do this they get waspy and. show their true colors.
 This also includes "demonstra- tors" and lecturers" sent out by a certain Sanitarlum to sell foods made there, and these people instructed by the smalI- bewhiskered- -doctor-the head of the instltution-to tell these pre- varications (you can speak the stronger word if you like). This same little doctor conducts a small magazine in which there is a department of answers to correspondents" many of the questions as well as the answers being written by the aforesaid doctor.
 Tn this column sometime ago appeared the statement: No, We cannot recommend the use of Grape-Nuts for it is nothing but bread with glucose poured over It." Right then he showed his badge as a member of the trib of Ananias. He may have been a member for some time before, and so he has caused these lecturers" to descend into the ways of the tribe wherever they go.
 When the young lady in New York put the iron on" to this teacher" and branded her right we sent $1Ooo to the girl for her pluck and bravery.