Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-04-02

sionatet pieces~'
Blessed are the Seniors for their
fame is lessening.,
One of the, Freshmen boys when
asked to allow one of the girls to-, sit
with him declined the honor.
What is the matter with the ply
siology class? Its number has dimin.
ished greatly,
We wonder il Vernie Mayo is going
to learn to cook?
Ethel Small looks quite lonely now.
days, We wonder why?
Eddie Bradford has bought a, new
ring in memory of the physiology
class.
The Seniors are somes of them be-
coming professional artists.
Prof. Fuller to. the>,schcol:- You
do not take care of your text books!
saw High School book lying on
table in, the public entrance of Smiths
Hotel Friday night and again Satur-
day, il remaindd there till Monday }"
Query! What important school bust
meas takes the professor to, Smiths
Hotel very day?
Question in physics: II a frog has
his spinal cord cut and an electric
spark is applied to muscle in his
leg, why does it move? Answer by
Senior 1.-THE spark jumps across the
cut and moves him."
A Proclamation :,
:. Belt on record forever after. in the
annals Of the Eagle River High Sceool,
that ON the 23rd of March, 1906, at
2.15 p NJ. fully two Thirds of the stu
dents of said High School took physi-
cal exercise sout eff doors for fifteen
minutes. from aforecaid time. TO
verify, this fact, we, the editors of the
Taller. do set our hand and seal this
28th day of March, 1906.
1t has been proposed THAI n beneft..
society be organized for the assistance
of those students who were unable to
redeem their names by a deposit Of
one cent in the Secretary Book. Fund.
Ruby has. been telling several o;the
students Itch habe gestern, einen
Rries erhalten." We would like to
ask-from whom?
One OF the Senior sGermen,. class,
tabulating indicative 2nd subjunctive
m odes:--"how shall | write tnem?"
Miss Manu-" Oh, put them side by
each"
To Will and Laurence lis it good
training for baseball to jump rope
with the girls at recess?t
Ida Fuller and Helen Pogro have
been absent from school lately,
At the last meeting ofihe Literary
Society the election of officers fors the
coming tenn was held. The results:
Will Murphy, Pres, Ethel Small Vice
Pres, Maude Patten.. Sec, the at
Tempt to elect David Frankel, Ser
geant at aams and Hubert Cation. as
sistaHt flsor walker, were. defeated,
much to the disappointment OF the
The Freshman drawing is improving
lately, good for the. Fresbmep! They
won't have so much trouble when they
are Seniors,
We would like to ask what force
drawe David $ books to Ruby's desk.
Blessed be Eddie Bradford for he
has only made two mistakes in Civil
government SINCE he started.
The boys have been holding meet
ings to organize baseball club. We
look to them to uphold the. honor OF
the school.
/ We hope the Freshmen will soon
choose class colors and relieve our
suspense.
There is some hope for David after
all. A member of the physics class
found feater on his shoulder the
other day.
An eig.h student asked one. OF the
sophonores how many states in the
Union. She answered %, we ought to
haze High School Geography class.
Paradise p Lost by Miss Myrtle
Kuehne. Finder will receive ample
reward.
Lost, a young mann with q ialsetto
voice somewhere between .Minocqua
and RhiHelander, will someone kindly
..make a stab" at his recovery and
return him to Ida Fuller?
Lost by the faculty. last week.