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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
TENNYSON'S MOODS.
Eccentric Manner In Which the Poet
Received Some Visitors.

Eccentric Manner In Which the Poet
Received Some Visitors.
II WAS an eccentric reception that
Sir Henry RoSco was given when he
visited Lord Tennyson. The for.Aer
had been unwilling TO intrude OH the
poet, but consented To accompany II
friend, William Summers. who had
note of Introduction from Sir Lewis
Morris They found TennySon ut
lunch. Sir Henry writes of II: Ten
nyson nj once asked me to sit by him.
while MIR Summers was held in con
versation ut the other side of the room
by Lady Tennyson Tie old man be
gan with the words. Your name has
been before me at every meal ut
which expressed great establishment,
not thinking that he had ever heard
of me.
And thereupon he produced IL small
vial containing sacchnrin, on the out
side of which WIS an advertisement
containing n few lines of some appre
ciatory remarks respecting saccharin
which | had made IN II lecture at the
Royal institute. This notice | had
never seen, and ON my return home |
wrote 10 the proprietors requesting
them 10 stop issuing such notices, MS
could not have my name used for ad
Vertislng purposes, and this they did.
I'm few minutes, without further
conversation, Tennyson rose and said:
Well. must bid you goodhy for
must now lie down. | am going 10
smoke n cigar and 20 to sleep. Upon
which he walked ont of the room, Civ
lug distant nod to my dlsconsolate
friend. win Summers who had come
ON purpose 10 Interview the poet but
with whom he had not exchanged n
single word"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Tommy and HIS Pets.

The British soldier is Unfortunately
fond of his animal pets and has also
the reputation OF coveting those of his
neiehborS. particularly dogs aud mon-
gooses, Parrots he simply adores. and
il is calculated that their strength In
the service is in the proportion OF at
least six birds Tommy, lie is sup
posed to teach them TO be personal n
their language, but as matter OF fact
Tommy Is for some unaccountahle rea.
SON very emotional man. aud his birds
sound musical education. hymns being
as often taught them as the comic
songs Of the day.-Allahabad Pioneer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
A Mystery Solved

"How to keep off periodic attacks
of biIionsness and habitual constipa-
ton was mystery that Dir. King s
New Life Pills solved for me. writes
John N. Pleasant. of Magnolia, Ind.
The only pills that are guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction to every
body or money refunded. PIC at Geo.
Sham ALA drug store.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
How many of us in listening to the
tomtoms forget the violins?

A grain of sand in the eye can cause excru-
ciating agony. A grain of pepper in the
place of the grain of sand intensiiies the tor
ment The pain is not confined to the organs
affected The whole body feels the shock of
that little irritating particle. IL is so when
there ~ any arrangement or disorder of the
delicate womany organs The disorder may
seem trivial but the whole body feels it, The
nervous system is disordered There are
fretfulness, irritability, sullenness and de-
preston of spirits. The general health of
woman depends on the local health of the or
gans peculiarly feminine Remove the drains
alterations, bearing down pains, and other
feels the benefit DR. Pierce's Fayorlte Pre-.
scripton is specific for the diseases that I'M
dermne the strength of women. Ii is free
from OPIUM cocaine and other narcotics
poisons which enter into many other prepar-
atoms for womans use. 1t makes weak
women strong and sick women we'll
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

OF all the travelling frauds beware
of spectacle vender. These fellows
generally assume the name of a repu-
table eyesight specialist, and palm off
cheap window glass at diamond
prices. Warren county has just
suffered from an invasion OF thai
character.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Major Hamm, editor and manager
of the Constitutionalist, Eminence,
Ky, when he WAS fiereely attacked
four years ago. by Piles, bought box
of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, of which
he says; cit cured me in ten days
and no trouble since. Quickest
healer of Burns. Sores, Cuts and
Wounds. 25c. at George NJ. Sham
alias, druggist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
The End of The World

Of troubles that robbed Z. H. Wolfe,
of Bear Grove, Ia, of all usefulness,
came when he began taking Electric
Bitters. He writes; Kidney trouble
caused me great suffering, which |
would never have survived had not
taken Electric Bitters. They also
cured me of General Debility. Sure
cure for all Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney complaints, Blood diseases, Head
ache, Dizziness and Weakness or
bodily decline. Guaranteed by Geo NJ
Shamalia, druggist. Price soc.
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Calendars, larse assortment, rem son-
able prices at the RECORD Office

do the right thing if yon have Nasal ca
tarrh Get Ely's Cream Balm at once Don't
touch the eatarrh powders and snuf' for
they contain eaeaine Ely's Cream Balm re-
leases the seeretious that inflame the nasal
passages and the throat whereas common
remedies made with mercury merely drive
them out and leave Xnu no better than You
were In word Elys Cream Balm is real
cure not n delusion. All druggists, 5oe.or mall
rd by Ely Bros, 80 Warren Street, Newi ork.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
Let the other fellow have his way as
long as he only wants to talk.
~ cen ynur Head CanI.

your conscience clear aud your bowels
open" There is ton of common
sense in it. Constipation is death in
life. The intestines are clogged with
matter, You must move it or be sick
fever possibly. Take DIR. David
kennedy's Favorite Remedy until the
bowels are clear and natural. Write
DIR. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout,
N. y, for free sample bottle. Large
bottles 81 90, all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
Alas, that fools are prosperous. Is
it their penalty or reward?


Aliens Foot Ease, powder cures Tired
Aching, Sweating, Swollen Feet Sample sent
FREE, also Sample of FooT- EASE SANITARY
Conn PAD, a new invention. Address Allen
:. Olmstead, LEROY, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
Catarrh Cannot be Cured.

not reach the seat Of the disease Gatarrh Is
a blood or constitutional disease, and i'm order
to cure il you must take internal remetie-
acts directly on the blood and mucuaus sur
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure IS not 4nae6
medicine 1t was prescribed by one of dr.
best physicians in this country for years AM
is a regular prescription. II i composed 81
the best tonics known, combined with tie
best blood purifiers. acting directly on tn
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination
of the two ingredients is what produces sueb
wonderful results in curing Catarrh Semi
for testimonials free.
+. J. CHENEY & co, Toledo, y
Sold by all Druggists, 90.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

How's This
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward I'l
any case Of Catarrh that cannot I've cure. ~
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY ( co, Toledo q.
We. the undersigned, have known I, ~; =
Cheney for the last IS years, and oelieF7 Hll'
perfectly honorable in all business trans s7
tions and financially able 10 carry out a1s s
cations made by his firm
WAIDISG, kINNAS MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists, Iolsla,o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internaA2f az
ing directly upon the blood and mucous GU
faces of the system. Testimonials sent re-
Price IS cents per bottle. Sold by ai 'i'a
gists.
Take Halls Family Pillsfor constipation
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Bryan bought his clothes in Vienna
eh2 Plain American clothes won't do.
And he the great commoner!
Judge"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
Dr.David Kennedy's
FAvORITE REMEDY

About a week ago I gave a man afflicted
with bladder trouble, some Favorite Rem
edy. and to-day he said THAT is great
medicine; l am better already and he
drove eight miles to get bottle of it.
You may have a free sample bottle of DR.. David
Kennedy's Fayorite Remedy, the great Kidney,
Liver and Blood medicine, and booklet containing
valuable medical advice by simply writing to the DIR.
David Kennedys Sons, Rondont, n. \. Mention
this paper Large bottles sl.0o. All druggists
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

The only way some fellows will ever
reach the top round of the ladder is
by turning it upside down.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Engraved eur ds furnished at RECORD
Office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Man wanted to pillow lot. Apply
RECORD Office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

For Rent Fine large tent, s3 a
week. Apply RECON- Office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Fer Sale Fine organ, in perfect
condition Apply RECORD Office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JUNE 2, l7
Trains Leave Lambertyiile

For Trenton, Philadelphia, r. |Haffs
Washington, and principal inferno r. ia
tlons 6:1s, SUI, 5. Is, li;45, a. m, to = 80 T.
IN. weekdays. Sundays 5 IS a. m, ~ F. l-t'
For phillipshurg, StroudsburE, scranton
Binghampton, Buffalo and princila. inft fiael-
late stations i0sl a III. So, y. III. Beth ssiss.
SUNDAYS, e.I9 a. M. s, Sc, =, N.
For Philhpsburg, StroudshHFE, S4IeA. u,
Binghampton and intermediate stations >7t'
a. m, l. 4S, 2. M, week days. ..,,,
For Philhpsburg, Stroudshur7 N.fsute"
and principal intermediate station - j. H.
week days. 4..sz4s
Fer Phillipsburg and intermea4 re stations
ass, p. M, week days ...r3
For Remington So NJ Ill and t.s -
week days.
W W. ATTERBURY, ]. =. Mo9spVN Mr.
General Manager Fassr ira -Ns
GEO. W BOYD, Gen Pass Agent
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Some men are too lazy even to per
sue happiness. They expect happiness
TO chase them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
90 Years Old

and generally played out, when I COM
menced to use DR.. David Kennedy's Fat
yorite Remedy" writes S. |. Young, Of
Hiram, Ohio "For years have suffered
with Inflammation and constant pain in the
bladder and kidneys, and have gradually
grown worse and expected at any time that
passing urine by natures effort would CEASE.
Besides / have had rheumatic pain in every
muscle and joint, and have suffered in
tensely, but | must say have not in five
wears felt us well as / do now. Have i'm
proved daily since began the use of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
OFFICE HOURS

DAYS 30 tof2M. fs0to4P
EVENINGS Monday, Wednesday anl Frila7
from to o'clock
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22

Mother Gray's sweet Powders far children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Childrens Home III New York, cure Fever
ishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms Over $4,000 testimonials They nedei'
mi At all druggists, s5c. Sample FREE
Address Allen s Olmstead, lie Roy, N. Y,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
AhOut Women.

freshness is not to be despised in
women, vegetables or flowers.
A woman of gushing procliyities is
apt to consider herself irresistible.
The woman who nags her husband
deseryedly sits down TO lonely
meal.
Wise is the woman who does not
expect mans devotion at election
time.
The woman who constantly quotes
her husband seldom realizes what an
intolerable bore she is to others.
A woman with musical voice may
babbe of coal dust aud sauer KRAFT,
and still compel yoH to think of lutte
strings.
Fear and fret make LIES friction.
Heaven helps those who help 9th
era.
Heaven despairs of the man who
despisea men.
The fatted calf never loves the prod
igal son.
There are a greai many calico souls
IN silken ooats.
Nt,,,,., G.uV,a swat pnwA =. rs far 4; iidreu
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-08-22
FOR SALE.
MONEY WANTED.

5000, 5000, 500 $500. All first mortguRg-
and desirable
Money To loan in large amounts on I'M
proved Real Estate
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
In Time of Peace.

In the first months of the Russia } APP
an war we had a striking example OF tie
necessity Of preparation and the early
advantage of those who, so to speak
shave shingled their roofs in dry weath-
err" The virtue OF preparation has
made history and given to us our great
est men. The individual, as we'll as the
nation should he prepared for any
emergency. Are you prepared to sue
cessfnlly combat the first cold you take ?
A cold can he cured much more quickly
when treated as soon as it is contracted
and before it has become settled in the
system. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
is famous for its curee OF colds and it
should be kept at hand ready for instant
use. For sale by Evans Drng Co. m
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
Trust HITS A SNAG
HARVESTER TRUST STRIKES TAR.
IF War IN NEW ZEALAND.
New Zealand inaugurateS what May
be u Worldwide Tariff War. Ar
ranges Tariff That Shuts Out
American Manufacturers Aimed
Especially at Harvester Trust.

When the United States, or any other
country, builds ny tariff wall to pre-
vent The products Of other countries from
being imported, it is but human nature
for those other countries to retaliate.
That is what Germany, and in fact what
all the important nations have done, ex-
cept Great Britain, TO protect their man
ufacturere from the trusts and combines
of this country selling cheaper there
than here. The b itish government,
however, does not control the fiscal
affairs of its colonies, snch as Canada,
Australia and New Zealand. hut has az
ranged with them to allow British prod
ucts to be imported at discount of 33
per cent. from the general tariff rates.
This preferential advantage gives Great
Britain the market in those countries for
the greater part OF such articles as they
do not manufacture themselves.
New Zealand has gone even further
than that, and in addition to high tariff
duties on goods from other countries.
hliUWS lpit'lSl S''No w SChiS III ~ w vi
duty. American goods are subjected to
a severe duty, and SO per cent. OF TIE
duty imposed on the American article is
paid over as bonus to the New Zealand
manufacturers and importers when the
agents of American exporters cut their
prices-that is, cell cheaper in New Tea
land than here.
1t is understood that the New Zealand
government is especially cunning for the
international Harvester company. which
makes, perhaps ninetenths OF the har-
vesting machinery OF this country, owns
the mills and mines which supply it
with raw material, and is a combine OF
euch magnitude that it has either alb
sorhed or driven out of business nearly
all com petitors. This combine has been
offering agricultural machinery in New
Zealand for much less price than it is
selling the same to our own farmers, hut
the New Zealand tariff wall will make it
impossible for the Harvester trust to cell
it's products there in future unless at a
loss.
In the meantime the American farmer
has to pay the high trust prices and still
compete with his wheat and other prod
ucts of which a surplus is produced. with
New Zealand and other countries in the
markets of the world.
And yet the republican leaders have
determined not to revise the tariff.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
"THf LION AND THE MOUSE"
Famous Comedy Drama at the Grand
Next FRIDAY Night.

There will certainly be long line Of
ticket buyers at the box Office OF the
Grand on Friday, November 8, on which
date Henry B. Harris will present the
now famous comedy drama, "rhe Lion
and the Mouse" Perhaps not in the
past ten years and certainly in the last
five has there been any play which
scored the extraordinary success with
which the Charles Klein piece has met.
Since the premiere of the play, which
took place the first OF October, 1905. au-
diences at the Lyceum Theater in New
York have almost lost control OF them
selves in enthusiasm over the great third
act scene. Not only has the play been
running in New York to capacity bust.
ness for several months. but second
company was organized by Mr.. Harris
some months. ago, and after a short
western tonr it went into Chicago, and
has been running there ever since at the
Illinois Theater, and despite the fact Of
this long run, which is an unprecedented
one in western city, Mr.. Harris is pre-
sen,lng this play to the fire limits of the
theater. The announcement OF this
dramatic production here is causing
widespread interest, and will likely
prove the dramatic as we'll as s,cial
event of the season. Seat sale is an
nonnced for Wednesday morning, Nov.
Z, at 8 o'clock.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05

An InTCIil's alphabet.

We all know the misery of being
kept in bed for long or short period
and how heavily time hangs. We eX-
haust books, papers-in fact, every
thing-and become a burden to our
selves.
A girl with original ideas Is respon-
sible for 1.-The invalid's alphabet" This
which only is to be opened each day.
The alphabet" is started by cutting
all kinds Of interesting pictures and
matter from various magazines. Let
US suppose the invalid is fond of art.
If so, let \ stand for art Get some
nice smooth paper and fold sheet
over as II to fit an envelope. Write on
the outside, "a for Art" and gum In
side some artistic reproduction Of by a
we'll known artist. write few items
in the "Who's WhoY Style.
The envelope is made Of bright hued
but tied with baby ribbon and not
sealed, and on the address side Is post
ed large cut out capital letter. There
are lots of interesting subjects for the
remaining letters Of the alphabet-B,
for babies" or birds" F for fun
any amount of jokes and pictures-M
for Emusic" or even motors" and the
helpful X. for religion"
Such Is the main idea Of the ''nva-
lids alphabet" and the weary sufferer
will look forward to each day that wit
nesses the opening Of a fresh envelope.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
Sixty Weeks for $I.75.

Don't pnt off till tomorrow, the matter
of subscribing for the Youths Compan.
ion. The publishers offer to send to
every new subscriber fir 1907 who at
once RENTS the subscription price, $175,
all the issues for the re naming weeks of
1906 free.
These issues will contain nearly 50
complete stories, besides the opening
chapters of Hamlin Garland's serial,
1.-THE Long Trail"--all in addition to the
So issues Of 1907.
Whatever your age, six. sixteen or six
ty. you will find the Youths Companion
to be yonr paper. 1t touches every
that promotes cheerfulness, develops
character, enlarges the understanding
and nstills ideas Of true patriotism.
Full illustrated announcement of THE
Companion for 1897 will he sent to any
address tree with sample copies Of the
paper.
New subscribers viii receive a MT Of
The Comp ,nion's -Four leaf Hanging
Calendar for 1907 autographed in twelve
colors and gold.
Subscribers who get new subscriptions
will receive 5000 o. in cash and many
other special awards Send for iniorma-
ton. The Youths Companion,
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
GAS Told in the Hills"

The coming engagement Of GAS Told in
the IIills," at the Grand theater, will Re
one OF the strongest attractions Of the
present theatrical season. The play is a
strongly written melodrama OF Western
life that abounds in thrilling situation 8
and exciting cIimaxes. during the action
of which goodly number Of up to-date
specialties are introduced. The comedy
element has been in no way neglected,
and in contrast with many OF the CO.
called melodramas written in recent
wears. there are no features that are in
any way Objectionable.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
There's No Use

talking, you can't beat Herbine for the
liver. The greatest regulator ever Of
fered to suffering hnmanit, If yon are
bilious and ireliul. its your liver ard
Herbine will pnt 1t in its proper condi-
ton. A positive cure for Constipation,
Bi,iousne-s. Dyspepsia and all ills due
to torpid liver. Try bottle and you
will never use anything else. Sold by
Shelley's Drug Store. m
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
Sells More of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy than of All Others
Put Together.

Mr.. Thos. George, a merchant at Mt.
Elgin. Ontario, says: II have had the
local agency for CHamberlain's Cough
Remedy ever since it was introduced
into Canada, and sell as much Of it as
l do of all other lines l have on my
shelves put together. OF the many doz.
ems sold under guarantee, l have not
had one bottle returned. can person.
ally recommend this medicine as have
used it myself and given it to my chill.
dren and always with the best results"
For sale by Evans Drug Co. m
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
There is no Reason

why your baby should be thin and f'e'-
ful during the night. Worms are the
cause OF thin sickiy babies. 1t is natur-
al that a healthy baby should be lat aud
sleep we'll. II your baby does not retain
its food, don't experiment with collie
cures and other medicine, hut try Il
bottle OF Whites Cream NermifnEe, and
you will soon see Won baby have color
and laugh as it should. Sold by She
ley's Drug Store. III
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
Group

A reliable medicine and one that
should always be kept in the home for
Immediate use is Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. 1t will prevent the attack if
given as soon as the child becom es
hoarse, or even after the croupy cough
appears. For sale by Evans Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
To Thoroughly Cleanse the Face.

Every night before going to bed ap-
ply a good cold cream. Leave it on for
a few minutes. then remove with Il soft
linen rag. You will be surprised and
Mortified to find how dirty the rag has
become. Next wash the face thorough.
ly in warm water, using good soap;
rinse In warm water and end by dash
ing cold water well over It. Then rub
in Il very little cold cream, wlping off
any that the s'-in will not absorb.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
Do You
Know Who
Reads the Herald?

Ii the merchant who is uncertain
about the lierald's circulation y,ants
to know who besides him self reads
it, he can easily find out by inquir-
ing. More than half the families in
Aberdeen who read pape's read the
Herald. It's paper with an Aber-
deem and Chehalis County circula.
ton.
And the advertising in it pays the
Advertiser, because from the small
est news item to the smallest adv.
it is readily all the family.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-11-05
DEPART

DEPART
For Portland, Tacoma, Seattle
and all points east SAP d, m.
For Portland. Tacoma, Seattle
and all points east 1886 p. M.
For Morlips 3:05 y. m.
For OcOsta 3:45 D. m.
ARRIVE
From Por land, Tacoma, Seattle
and all points east 3:O5 n. m.
From Portland. Tacoma, Seattle
and al! points east, 1850 p. m.
From Moclips SIP a. m. and
From Moclips 1885 p. m.
From Acosta S:lOa. m.