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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-09-06
SuperHuous.

Mrs. Knicker-Does your hus-
band ever complain if his buttons
are missing?
Mrs. Bocker-No. he has to
fasten so many of mine that he
wouldn't have time for his own,
any way.-New York Sun.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-09-06

The little bows father had come
home from his Office early and was
lying down for a nap before din
ner. The little lads mother sent
him up stairs to see if his father
was asleep. He returned with
the answer: Yes, mamma, papa
is all asleep but his nose. New
York Tribune.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-09-06
A Liberal View.

II is a well-known fact that
parents occasionally get from the
conversation of their offspring food
for consideration-even sugges-
tons for the revision of pet delu-
sions.
Mrs. Brockett has issued stern
orders to Reginald that he must
not under any circumstances go
over again to play with the Martin
boys, lest he be corrupted.
Aw, mammal protested Regi-
Maid. Il like EN-, and I don't
learn anything bad from EN-
Well, l have told you you
must not play with the Martin
boys. l won't have You with them
don't believe they are good
bOysp'
Now, see here. mama, cried
the youngster, with noble candor,
'mebby I amt so awfully good
mvseln"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Has to Edit Cow.

There is the man who forgets the
most important part of his letter and
then gets angry because I am not q
mind reader.
High on the list of qualifications
for stenographer should write the
word tact One must learn to edit as
one goes, too.
"A man was debating to me one day
and his English was something un-
earthly, but managed to correct his
mistakes as went along, and when
| handed him the completed letter he
read 1t with beaming face and said:
am pretty good dictator, amt L?
There Is the man who expects Won
to know the exact distance Of the sun
from the earth and the number of
cubic inches in the Washington monu-
ment. But the man who is still more
annoying is the one who, taking 1t for
granted that you know absolutely
nothing, begins a shorthand dictation
something like this: washington,
D. c., August 80. 1906. Mr.. John Daw-
son, Dawson, Esquire, New Castle,
C-a-s-t-l-e, Penn. Have you got that?'
Upon being assured that l have. he
goes on:
81 am in receipt of your letter
your favor; take out "letter"-of the
23d instant-take out instant" and
substitute "ultimo"-and in reply
would say and so on ad infinitum, ad
nauseam, not giving me credit for
knowing enough to spell JONES'
Washington Times.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
His Waterleo.

The modern Sherlock had captured
the daring burglar who masqueraded
as woman.
"How did you ever detect his true
sex?" asked the friend. Gould he at
tach his waist In the back?
Easily" replied the great detective.
"And did he step before every mirror
to see II his hat was on straight"
Every one"
"Ani chewed gum?"
necessarily"
'Ah, you discovered he was not a
woman when he stepped OF a street
car property"
mo. he always stepped of back
ward"
Great Rallies! Then how did you
ever find out he was not woman?"
"Why, he couldn't button his shoes
with a hairpin."
Too Loud.
Midnight and burglars in the house
Hist! the weird flash of dark lam
tern.
"Bll!" called a muffled voice.
"Well?" answered another.
"Have yer got de rack out de hall
wild all de swell hats hanging on it,"
"Sure!"
"Den let's swipe de baby"
mot for mine, old pal. might es-
cape wild a rack, but I'd never get out
wild a racket"
And slipping skeleton key in the
back door they vanished in the dark
| ness
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Mrs. Cragie's Eplgrams,

A martyrdom nowadays would be
called an advertisement.
When the heart has a certain meas
ure of distress 1t Is agitated and in
revolt, but when it is full of woe and
can contain no more it is still, and
its stiffness passes for resignation to
destiny.
1t hurts terribly to be an egotist.
No man ever did work in spite of
persecution that he might not have
done ten thousand times better II he
had been encouraged.
People who wish to regard divine
providence as an English gentleman of
large fortune, perfect morals, an anxi-
ETY. to Illustrate the foreigner and a de-
sire to feed rather than to meet the
poor, were disturbed by Firmaiden's
fear of God, which to some seemed
superstition and to others i'll advised.
Time answers questions by deaden-
ing all our faculties and sensations.
have been watching elderly men and
women; they try to believe that they
have gained wisdom. They have only
lost the power Of wondering.
A man will spend a lifetime quar-
reling with his own heart, whereas q
woman can never believe that her
heart may be in the wrong.
The choice Of career and the choice
OF wife-the most important steps of
a mans lffe-are accidents always.
Many people have excellent morals,
but the most odfous ways.
Perhaps he was romantfc-the first
condition of all unhealthy PERSONS
(From the Dream and the Business.)
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Speakers at University.

The convocation speaker at the uni
versity for Nov. 3rd is Professor Gott-
fried HUT of the State Agricultural
college, who takes for his subject:
impressions of Greece" Professor
HUT has recently spent nearly a year
and half in Europe In travel and
study, part Of which time was spent
In Greece. Professor Hut is writer
OF rare thoughtfulness and grace of
expression, and has for several years
given at the university addresses
which will long be remembered by all
who heard them. He has poem in
the September Century on "The Prair-
les" The convocation speaker for
Nov. 10th is Rt. Rev. Cameron Mann,
Episcopal bishop of North Dakota,
Bishop Mann has several times adj
dressed the students at convocation
and on commencement occasions and
his addresses are always greatly en-
joyed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Had the Conductor Gems.

A man handed q dime to the con-
ductor. received nickel in return,
and then, after ringing up the fare,
the conductor handed back the dime.
growing out. II don't want this; It's
a Canadian" The man took the dime
and gave the nickel he had received.
He was about to fish In another
pocket for bill when he saw the
puzzled expression on the conductors
face. and. grinning delightedly, he
waited. The conductor gazed at that
nickel and thought. He felt that all
was not we'll, but for the life Of him
he could not see where the trouble lay.
Then suddenly 1t dawned on him, and
with much flourishing of arms he
cried: Here. now. don't you try to
cheat me; don't you".The passenger
chuckled wickedly. paid his fare and
murmured: Il didn't want to cheat
you. but. CAD. it looked for a moment
as though you wanted to cheat your
self."-New York Evening Sun.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
The Original Fairbanks Man.

BARLEY Harper of Lima, o., who is
visiting the families Of j. A. and ], d,
Hoyt in this city, admits that he saved
the life of Vice President Fairbanks
when he and Fairbanks were boys to-
sether In Union county, Ohio.
I'VE lived near each other in Ohio.
and one day We went swimming to-
gether," said Harper Fairbanks was
In the water long before was ready.
l had not yet reached the bank when
l heard him call for help. threw
of most of my clothes and rushed
in. II do say 1t myself was one of
the best swimmers in the county, so
! made straight for the drowning boy,
] grabbed for his hair as he started
to so down for the last time, but
missed him and had to dive for him.
! got hold of him and dragged him
to the bank, where, as soon as we got
the water out of him, he was all right.
He was mighty thankful to be pulled
out. I'D have made it all right II I'd
got a good start, though he said."-
Indianapolis News.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Old Tine Customer.

1t is not often that a merchant can
boast Of having kept score of Gus
toners for nineteen years. but such
is the record of George Schwam, the
South Third street merchant. When
he began business in this city in 1887,
number of people became his Gus
toners and numbers of them have re-
manned such ever since. One of these
was in this morning when a news
paper man strolled into the store and
the proprietor grew reminiscent. 1T
is rather pleasant" said he. ito have
these same people return year after
year to make their fall and winter
purchases. but that Is just what that
man has done ever since l have been
in business here. He is not the only
one.eith.j. for I can call to mind Il
large number whose trade 1 have al
ways cons cred in making my pur-
chases and know their needs as we'll
as l know my own. just make my
purchases to suit them and they ex-
pect the goods and always get them"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
BIJOC THEATRE.

The bill at the Bijou was changed
again last evening and was thoroughly
enjoyed by the large audiences. "A
Detectives Tour Of the World" is one
of the finest moving pictures ever
seen here. 1t shows scenes in France.
Egypt, Yokahoma, India, San Francis
CO and New York, and is not only
amusing but highly interesting as
WELL Rescued in Mid-Air" is good
comedy film. Jess Andrews black face
comedian made his first appearance
last night and proved to be a good
eccentric dancer and comic singer.
"Farwell, Sweetheart May" beautifully
illustrated, was we'll rendered BY
Miss De Roche
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
PERSONALS
]. c. Ball came up from Fargo las

]. c. Ball came up from Fargo last
night.
A. G. Gillespie came down from
Mimic last night.
Mrs. E. o. Mallory spent Sunday
with friends at Mallory.
Miss Maxwell Lee, Honeyford, is a
guest at the Antlers.
P. T. Ledwick, Grafton, was here
last night on business.
8. Tonson, Langdon. was among the
arrivals in town last night
Edward Litton was in from Lari-
more yesterday on business.
J. P. Desmond came in from Devils
Lake last night on a business errand.
H. R. Turner, A. B. Lee and Frank
Mckone were Fargo visitors in the city
yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Matt Maher, Crooks
ton, visited with Grand Forks friends
over Sunday.
John Birkholz, Minneapolis, arrived
yesterday to look after his business
interests here.
C. d. Lord and Karl Farup. Park
River. were prominent visitors in the
city last night.
Mrs. Harvey Jeffry and Miss Cora
Foubert are visiting their sister, Mrs
Bert Myers, who lives three miles out
of town.
Mrs. A. B. Dunn, who has been seri-
ously i'll for some time. is now rapidly
recovering and Is able to be about
the house.
Mrs. l.. H. Hougue, who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. George
Black, returned to her home at Hope
yesterday.
Mrs. H. w. Gibbs, Belmont avenue,
left Sunday evening for Hudson, Wis,
called there by the serious illness of
her father.
City Marshal Ed Erickson was in
from Rolla Sunday. He Is the re-
publican candidate for sheriff of
Pierce county.
MIR. and Mrs. NJ. H. MCGOWAN and
children, st. Paul, visited over Sunday
with Mrs. McGowan's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Levi, North Third street.
J. Higenbothem was In the city last
evening en- route from Langdon to his
home In Chicago.
Rev. Clark of this city returned last
evening from Marvel, where he spent
yesterday on business.
c. w. Denniston. the we'll known
Ardoch banker was on overnight visi-
tor in the city, returning this morning.
C. F. Templeton was a passenger to
the western part Of the county this
morning, in the interests Of his candi-
dacy for county attorney on the demo-
cratic ticket.
Attorney J. H. Bosard went to Fargo
this afternoon and will make num-
Der of speeches In the southern part Of
the state during the remainder Of the
campaign.
Mrs. w. H. Alexander is consider
ably indisposed at this time, and hel
friends have been fearful Of an attach
Of pneumonia.
s. Johnson OF Langdon is here today
Maxwell Lee is among the arrival
in the city, coming in from Honeyfort
last night.
c. d. Lone and Karl Farvup Of Parl
River are arrivals In the city today.
Louis St. Clair in from Marvel thi
morning..
w. II. Jordan, Lakota. Is amonl
those who arrived from the west las
night.
w. X. White came In from sarle
last night for business visit IN tn
state metropolis.
Don't overlook the valuable informa
tlOn contained in Kelsey Development
Co.'s I'D OF this Issue.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Helpine the Stork.

John a. lowering, representing the
Haywood Bros. G. Wakefield company
Of Chicago, was in the city today CALL
ing on S. Panovitz and o. Young, his
city customers. The firm is the larg-
est in its line in the world and carrie
the biggest stock Of baby carriages
and go-carts ever handled by one
firm. Their goods are recognized as
the best and finest goods which can
be purchased and will always be
selected by customers in dozen lines
even when they are not especially
urged by statesmen.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Wreck Killed Stock-

\ west bound freight on the N. P.
collided with double header stock
train east bound at Lake Park. MIMI,
Sunday morning and all three loco
motives were put out of commission
and derailed, besides several cars of
the stock train. None of the crews
Of the trains were seriously injured,
but number of head of stock were
killed. Traffic was delayed over the
road for several hours.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Something Uniauc.

Harry Beresford in "The Woman
Halter" at the Metropolitan last eve
ming gave Grand Forks theatre-goers
something new and unique in the line
of humor that was highly entertaining.
1.-THE Woman Halter" is light sketch,
but has a number of good climaxes.
1t was we'll staged and costumed. and
Beresford's support was fair at least.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Directors Meeting.

The board of directors of the Dea-
coness hospital is holding one of the
regular quarterly meetings this after
noon. Considerable routine business
will be disposed Of. The members of
the board are P. n, Korsmo, Almond
Astmo, Rev. o. S. Haukon. Andrew
Stada. Peter Iceberg. F. E. Enger and
H. n. Berg. The last two members are
not present ut the meeting today.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Rusiness Chance.

If you wish to engage in any Of the
following lines of business-drugs,
general merchandise, hardware, bowl
ing alley and pool room-you can get
full information abou. a new North
Dakota town which offers good open
ings for any of the above lines. Write
or inquire at the Times bf11ce.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30

NJ. 8. Donovan Of Thompson is
spending the day in the city.
D. M. Mcintosh arrived from Park
River last night.
Victor Reynolds of Gilby is among
the prominent visitors In the city to-
day.
l.. T. Miller of Valley City is spending
a few days in the city.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Sings Tenor.

Emmett p. Browning, who repre-
sents the W. S. Mott company. who
handle all sorts of fire fighting APP
paratus, was in the city today calling
on the trade. He is not only one Of
the best statesmen in his line in this
territory. but is noted singer, being
recognized as one of the fir ut tenors
in the country. Often in his travels
he delights the guests at the hotels at
which he is stopping with few selec-
tions which carry the knights of the
grip back to the familiar scenes Of
home, and gives them taste of the
best opera.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30

One of the splendid results of ply
steal identifying is it's tendency to
create an ambition to be beautiful in
every way. When woman gets a
good start by taking HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea she is all right. Tea or
Tablets. IS cents.-Lion Drug Store.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
CovIey and Smith.

Mike ]. Cowley of Larimore and C..
H. Smith. who has been with the Hol-
brook Mercantile company at Devils
Lake for over two years, have formed
partnership under the name Of Cow
ley & Smith They will occupy the
,Pattee building on Fourth street, re-
Gently vacated by Lou Dawson, and ex-
pect to be ready for business Nov. LIST
in that city. They will carry dry
goods, ladies' ready to wear goods and
Mems furnishings.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30

d. A. Dinnie arrived in this city from
Minot last night and will accompany
Mrs. Dinnie home, she having been
visiting in the city for several days.
G. Pilling is back from a trip to the
Canadian northwest.
VIM. Bulge and E. G. Copper have
returned from a few days hunting
on the Mouse river near Newberg.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Ad Altiora Ranal,et.

This evening the Ad Altiora society
of the university will follow its GUS
tomary practice of banqueting the
new members of the society, and an
elaborate program has been arranged
for the occasion. The following new
men were recently taken into the in
ner circle of the society: Amklov,
Abbot. Eddington. Acher, Torgerson.
and Christensen
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
A Newark Polisher.

II you want perfect shirt, send It
to Elliott's laundry. where they have
just installed Newark polisher,
which enables us to produce three fin
ishes. dull. gloss and extra gloss
This is the only finisher of its kind in
the northwest. the very best money
can buy. Go to Elliott's for good work.
COZ aud 604 DeNlers avenue. Grand
Forks N n
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Lakeyille Meeting.

\ republican rally will be held in
Lakeville tonight at which addresses
will be made by James Twamley, H.
P. Ryan, candidate for state senator,
S. G. Skulason. candidate for the leg
islature and W. l.. r. Calder. candidate
for county superintendent The party
will go out in W. Fl. Kelsey's automo-
bile
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
For Appendicitis.

Last week. Ollie, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
o. w. Rawson at Devils Lake, was OPP
Grated upon for appendicitis. The
child has been sick for some time, and
was taken violently ill on Monday
night. He was removed to the hos
pital and is now On the road to re-
cOvery.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Broke a Window.

One Of the drivers for a local whole
sale house is out just $1.00 on account
of poor craftsmanship. He drove up
before local candy factory. spoke to
q friend leaning from window and
then tossed an apple to his acquaint-
ance. The apple went wild and smash
ed large window Hence the money.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
RummaRe Sale.

The W. c. T. U. will hold its annual
rummage sale No. 1. and liz the
basement of the Security block. Con-
tributions can be left with Mrs. E. 4.
McAdam or Mrs. E. A. Caffin on Chest
nut street. or Mrs. d. Fordney North
Fifth street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Loft fnr thn WacI

Henry Sanbeck and John o. Ness
left last evening for Seattle, where
they expect to spend the winter.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
4 Young Criminal.

A thirteen year old boy named Clar-
ence Gilbert stole a horse and saddle
from Frank Penner on Oct. 18th at
Hampden, N. D. So far no trace of
either the boy or the horse has been
found. 1t seems that while Gilbert
is only a mere boy he has made a
business of stealing. Only a short
while ago he stole a gun and some
money at Mary Rostum's farm, but
no legal action was taken.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Greatly Imnnoxed

Mr.. and Mrs. Engstrom returned last
evening from st. Paul. Mr.. Engstrom
has been confined in a private sanitar-
ium In that city suffering from mental
troubles. He Is greatly improved.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Takes the Field.

George L. Kahala. the popular rep
resentative of Tibbs. Hutchins & Co.,
the dry goods and notion house, leaves
today for the work on the field. He
has the happy faculty of always find
ing every body at home. for his per-
sonality is SO congenial that mer-
chants often delay trip to the coast
in order to meet him and of course
give him an order.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Bangs Returned.

MIR. and Mrs. George a. Bangs
reached home last night from New
Orleans, and while Mr.. Bangs has
been too busy to give any extended de-
scription OF the great meeting and
their delightful trip. he did take time
to say that both were thoroughly en-
loved,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Look Here

Any musical lady or gentleman can
rent a piano from $1.00 up. Call,
write or phone at once. Gets Music
Store.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Had Oneratinn.

Miss w. Engstad daughter of DR..
Engstad Of this city underwent an
operation at the Deaconess hospital
this afternoon. Sc was resting easily
at last reports.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Winter on Coast.

Mrs. Mallory and daughter, Beat
rice, of Emerald. were visitors in the
city last evening between trains en-
route to Chicago. After short stay
in Chicago they will journey west
ward to California. where the winter
will be spent.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30

Rebekahs Dance This Evening.
The Rebekahs will give their invi-
taticn dancing party this evening a,
Odd Fellows hall. Any Odd Fellow,
or friends of the order. who have been
overlooked on the invitation list, will
please consider themselves invited.
The music will be the best obtain
able in the city. The hall will lie
decorated and dancing will commence
promptly at 9 o'clock. The Commit
tee
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Visited His Brother,

R. NJ Andrews, one of the leading
attorneys of Minot, stopped in the city
last night for brief visit with his
brother, Fred Andrews.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Died Oi TyhOid.

Andrew Anderson died at the Dea-
coness hospital last night about 8
O'Clock. and the remains were shipped
to his home at Union, North Dakota,
after being prepared for burirl by
Undertaken Norman. He had a severe
attack of typhoid fever.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
In Commercial Cluh.

\ dance will be given tomorrow eve-
ming in the Commercial club rooms
by one Of the societies of the univer-
sity. Halls orchestra will furnish the
music.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Lutheran Society,

The young peoples society Of the
Lutheran Free church meets tonight
with Mrs. Stills 419 Chestnut street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
MIR. HOTEL MAN

Write for sample and price on our
special Hotel Blend Coffee. This
should benefit you.
Home Ten Co., Ronsters, Grand Forks
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Boueht Edwards Go.

D. Mckenzie, owner of the Grand
Forks Furniture company. has pur-
chased the business of the Edwards
Furniture company at 20S South
Third street. Mr.. Mckenzie will op-
crate both places for time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Dancing ParfY.

The Rebekah's will give a dancing
party this evening in Odd Fellows hall
to which all Odd Fellows are invited.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Masonic Dance.

Masons and friends will enjoy a
dancing party to be given tomorrow
night In the Masonic Temple.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Shoes ReDaired.

Il you want your shoes repaired
promptly call on Fred Smith at No.
South Fourth street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-30
Advertising Man.

w. NJ. Baldwin advertising manager
for Benner, Begg & Garvin has re-
turned from a trip through the western
part of the state.