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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12
CASUAL PHILOSOPHY

If takes born diplomat 20 Yield
..,.,mlg to the inevitable.
Tho moro o. man owes thc more
hos apt to bc sought after
If love would only remain blind ot
..r marriage but fudge!
Bait your hook with nattcry If go
woud catch silly women.
The arrival OF q new girl baeF
means another domestic cry-sis.
Too many men slt down in saloons
and walt for something to turn u9
Men who can pass their Ignorance
OF i,r ecccntrlclty are born diplomats
Many "a woman's reputation as
GOOD wife hangs upon her husbands
buttons.
You may have noticed rhat .he
uretticst girl alvay. had the p'ain''t
sailing.
Too many paopl expect Others 20
io moro for them than they are N'l'
ing 20 do for thcmsClyes.
Some glrls cry for help when
Young man tries 10 luss n.n %, nut
the majority let his help u.1syli.
The women of this country -n"n'd
,rrcf a monument to the memoy az
the man who invented mirrors.
Perhaps men are as dtceiiful as
women In some things. but they nev'
cr attcmrt to transform a yawn into
smile.
After man has taken a certain
number Of drinks he sees double. ana
after taking n few more he is unable
20 see at all.
1t has Leen said that the drum was
the first musical instrument In use
but how any one discovered that II
Is A musical instrument is still a
mystery
.
Silence may be golden. but its
mean man who holds his tongue whe.
he should speak.
In the gpring a young girls iancl
lightly tuns TO thopghts--of' Easie'
flnery,
The devil wastes little time on tn
woman who thinks her baby Is th'
swocthst thing IN The world.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12
Caught Cold While Hunting a Burglar

Caught Cold While Hunting a Burglar
MT Vim Thos IAnorgan, proTin'
clal constable at Chapleau, Ontario.
says: Il caught a severe cold while
hunting burglar in the forest swamp
last fall. Hearing Of Cham5erlains
Cough Remedy. / tried It. and after
using two small bottles. was com
pletely cured" This remedy is intend
ed especially for coughs and colds.
II will loosen and relieve a severe cold
In less time than by any other treat
ment and Is a favorile wherever its
superior excellence has become known.
For sale by F. J. Ramsey. w. Il, Frame,
Ardmore Drug Co.. Bonner 4 Bonner
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12
4. ]. DALLAS.
Real Estate and Rental.

Three business bricks for sase.
Bargains in any part OF the city. Be
tore you buy see me oven Hall & Hi
lis Phone $40.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

To make room for our new line OF
bugHes we offer for a few days re
iucea prices on those In stock.
BIVENS, CORHN & FRENsLEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Matinee, opera house, Saturday af
ternoon, 2:30 O'Clock fl'3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12
Grip Quickly KNOCKED out.

"Somc weeks ago during the severe
wiutor weather both my wlfo and mg
SELF contracted severe colds which
speedily developed into The worst KIND
or Ia grippe with ul its miserable
symptoms" says Mr. J $ Ealoston of
Maple Landing. Iowa "KuoCs and
Joint, aching. muscles sore, head stop
ped mp. eyes and nose running, with
alternate spells OF chuls and fever We
began using Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. aiding the same with a don.
bic dose Of Chambcrlaiu's Stomach
aud Liver Tablets, ard by COS liberal
use soon completely knocked out the
grip. Sold by > J. Ramsey ~. n
Frame, Ardmore Drs 20. Bonner 6
Bonner
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Those who wan, the best perfumes
made will find here the choicest odors
OF foreign and American production.
Buy your Easter perfumes here.
+. J. RAMSEY, Druggist
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Daily Ardmoreite 30 cts. per month
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Too many men slt down In saloons
and walt for something to turn M
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Men who can pass their Ignorance
OF Tor ccccntrlcity are born diplomats
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

The arrival OF q new girl baa'
means another domestic cry-sis.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Bait your hook with nattcry il yo'
wuud catch silly women.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Many woman's reputation as
GOOD wife hangs upon her husbands
buttons
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

You may have noticed chat .he
pr,tticst pirI alway, had the p'ain'
sailing
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-04-12

Silence may be golden, but IT'S a.
mean man who holds his tongue wheL
he should speak.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

Passion Play At Houston op:ra
houss tonight.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
Notice to Non-Resident of Pro.
bate of Will.
State OF Colorado,

N>-'N -
County OF Fremont
In the County Court, IN Probate.
The People of the State OF Colorado TO. J. W.
Gordon, Mrs. Edith Rincks, q. d. Gordon,
James p. Hull, Miss Susie Gordon, Mrs: James
y, Gordon, deceased, Greeting:
Whereas #. 1t has been made to appear to the
County Court OF Fremont County, in the State
Mrs: Edith Rincks, G.. d. Gordon, James p.
Hull, Miss Susie Gordon and Mrs. James Wright
are legatees under tho will Of said James p.
residents OF the State OF Colorado, and that the
heirs at law OF said deceased are unknown.
Now, Therefore. In accordance with the pro-
provided. ana by order OF Court duly ma % and
entered, you are hereby notified that an instru-
ment OF writing purporting TO be tho last will
deceased, was presented to said Court for pro-
bate on tho nth day OF December a. ID. 1905. by
NJ. L. Lewis, residing at Florence, In the State
Of Colorado; that the said decedent was, at tho
County, In the State OF Colorado that tho said
doeedent, according to the said alleged will
devised and bequeathed his property In tho
words and figures following. TO wit; /, James
2. Gordon do begueath to my brother J. W..
Gordon sevent{;hye doliars, TO my nephew
Rock Island, Ill, fifty dollars, to my brother e..
ID. Gordon iifty dollars. 10 my nephew DR.. James
7. HUI hity dollars, to my niece Miss Susie
Gordon hfty dollars, to my niece Mrs. James
Wright twenty five dollars, and the balance Of
cash II there DO any to be divided among tho
above named parties In the same proportion as
is boqueathed to them In tho above statement
After all debts paid N there Is not suiiicon
to meet tho atoye boquosts, the balance shall
be divided In the same proportion us above
provided, And by bequeath all personal
property ereept cash TO Mrs. Edith Rincks,
Rock Island, III.
You are hereby notified TO be and appear DO.
fore said Court at tho County Court Room IA
tho Cour, House in Canon City, In tho County
OF Fremont, In the SAata of Colorado. on tho
3lst day OF January, A. d. 1905, then and there
attend tho hearing on tho probate OF the said
alleged last will and testament OF the said
James z. Gordon. dccoased, and further to dc
and perform what shall then, by the said Court
be required and adIudgod.
In witness whereof, ] have hero unto set m,
hand and affixed tho seal Of said Court at ny
Office In Canon City In said County. this 21tl
JAMES l.. COOPER,
tscnll County Judge.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
Vlrginia's Apple Crop.

Richmond, Va. Jan. 28-A large
and representative attendance mark cd
the ope ming today Of the annual
meeting Of the Virginia Horticultural
society. The annual report Of SEQ.
retary 8. l.. Lupton contained figures
showing tn, extent and importance Of
the horticultural product Of the state.
During the past year the apple hAr-
vest Of the lower Ehenapdoah valley
alone amounted over 7b0. 100 barrels
OF apples Of the best quality.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

Tho Board OF Charities In order
70 raise money to assist the poor Of
the city will give . rummage sale
In the State Bank block, oommeuo.
ing ct z O'Clock tomorrow morning
and contiDuinG until the stock 10 sold
ont. There will b SHOES. hats. coats
and bonnsts. both new and old. ON
sale and the charitsbly inclised Of the
oisy now hAve . chance 70 do some.
one some good. The Board Of Chari.
ties Of this city 10 doing escsllspt
work and many . worthy family are
being assisted. 20.2i
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
To Fight tuberculosis.

Annapolis. Md. Jan. 2S-Or Will
liam osler. reeius professor Of medt-
cine at Oxford university. has ar:
rived ia Annapolis to deliver An ad-
dress this evening before the Maryland
Association for the Prevention and
Relief Of Tuberculosis. The meet
ing 10 to be held At the state house
and the chief purpose 10 to enlist the
aid Of the state in the tight Againtt
the white DEATH With this end
in view the society has extended .
special invitation to the members Of
the legislature and state officials to be
present. In addition to DR.. Osler
the speakers will include Governor
Warfleld. Prof. william H. Welch Of
Johns Hopkins University and the
Rev. DR.. Donald Guthrie. who will
explain the social aspect Of the cru.
sade against tuberculosis.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
Inauguration of Nile Railway.

Cairo. Jan. 23-Lord Cromer, 40.
companied by his staff and large
official parts. has departed for Port
Soudan to attend the formal inaugu-
ration next Saturday Of the Nile. led
Sea railway. Next to the building Of
the Assauan dam the construction Of
the Red Sea railway is regarded ~
the most important step Of recent
years in the industrial development
Of Egypt. Its formal opening 10 to be
made an ocoasion for brilliant cere.
monies.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
Card of Thanks.

We desire to express our sincere
thanks to all our many friends who
gave us kindly assistance during the
sickness Of Miss Eftie MoAdams. VS.
hore that their burdens will be light.
oned when death raps at their door
and that they fnd the ready assistance
that We did.
Mrs. A. W. DuphAm.
J.H McAdams.
nr. and Nh. Il. H. Long.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
I'm perfect Digestion.

Means less nutrition and in conse-
quence less vitality. When the liver
fails to secrete bile, the blood becomes
loaded with bilious properties, the diges-
tion becomes impaired and the bowels
constipated. Herbine will re:tify this;
it gives tone to the stomach, liver and
kidneys, strengthens the appetite, clears
and improves the complexion. refuses
new life and vigor to the whole system.
Soc bottle. For sale by Florence Pal
ace Pharmacy and A. A. Hull. tts
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

NEW LIBRARIAN-The board Of
trustees Of the public library met
last evening and accepted the reaig.
nation Of Mrs. Collar. who has served
70 efaoiently the last three years.
Miss Fannie Honsymsn was selected
10 hll the vAoan,y. Mrs.. Collar has
kept up her work IN exosllsnt shape
for one Of her age having given the
very best Of sstisfaotion. The
library hours have been changed
from 10 to IL .. M. . 10 and
to 8 p. m.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
General Admi ission TO the entertain.
ment at the now opera house tonight
600. Tickets the door.
Meeting of Colored Masons.

Grand Rapids. Mich. Jan. 23-
Seventy five delegates. representing
the sixteen lodges Of colored MHsons
In Michigan. were present today At
the opening Of the annual meeting OF
the union grand lodge, A. +. and A. NJ.
The local lodge has arranged ample
entertainment for the visitors. who
will be here two days
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

Kindling wood 10 cents per sack.
delivered. Brown and Son. Front
aud Pixies Peak Ave-. Phone 50.
1923
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
Stomach Troubles and Consti.
patton.

"Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets are the best things for stomach
troubles and constipation I have ever
sold" says J. r. Cullman, a druggist OF
Potterville, Mich. They are easy to take
and always give satisfaction. tell my
customers to try them and II not salts
factory to come back and get their mon
cy, but have never had = complaint.
For sale by ell dealers. it's
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

Don't forget the rummsgs sale to
be given by the BOARD Of Charities 10
the State Bank block. commencing to.
morrow. In building north Of J +.
Ash's ofiloe. 2O-2l
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23
Rev. Carlisle P. B. Martin L. L. D.

OF Waverly, Texas, writes: "Of .
morning. when first arising, often find
a troublesome collection OF phlegm which
produces cough and is very hard to
dislodge; but small quantity OF Billiards.
Horehound Syrup will at once dislodge
it, ard the trouble is over. know OF no
medicine that is equal to it, and it is 80
pleasant to take. can most cordially
recommend it to all persons needing a
medicine for throat or lung trouble"
Sold by the Florence Palace Pharmacy
and A. A. Hull. It's
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

Having purchased Mr.. Norman's
interest IN the second hand business
with good stock on hand I invite
inspection. Goal delivered anywhere.
W. l.. Crippen. 41s West Main. Phone
632 black. 1927
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

An agreeable movement Of the bowels
without any unpleasant effect IL produc-
cd by Chamberlains stomach and Liver
Tablets. For sale by all dealers. tie
The daily tribune., 1906-01-23

Almost three centuries have passed
since the Passion Play began. Today
1t 10 more popular than ever before.
20-2i
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25

expectations of the many admirers she has won through her excellent work in vaudeville. With the proper vehicles she will achieve still more marked sue cess. One would naturally suppose that she will appear in an airship drama next, or at least when she ex- hausts the possibilities of the auto mobile as a dramatic adjunct.
 The cast is capable one through out. and "The Vanderbilt Cup is sure to have a long run in New York.
 The English actress Ellis Jefreys has achieved wide popularity in this country. and her latest American en- gagement Is to appear in the leading role of "The Fascinating Mir. Wander velt," Daly's theater. Alfred Sutro, the English playwright, is author of the drama.
 Miss Jeffreys is extremely talented and is remembered on this side for her excellent work in "The Prince Con sort and in the revival of London Assurance"
 Charles Frohman has secured the American rights of the new play, 'The Harlequin King" which was produced on Wednesday evening. Jan. 3, at the Imperial theater, London, by Louis Waller with great success. Mir. Froh-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25
THE DscIM 5rER .cLE

! One x.!omstrs saaass ..rn ..3etrss.
 Jne hectometre equals IJu Iietres.
 1ne iscamsrre equals 10 metres. yne metre.
 One iecimetre sauais Jne-tsnth of a metre.
 One centimetre equals sone-nundredth of . metre One miiiimetre equals Jns-thou- sandtt of metre.
 From this table can oe calculated the measures of volume the cubic metres. the cubic eentimeres and others. ard also the measures of capacity. begin- ming with the litre which is a vessel containing a cubic decimetre
 The simplicity of the system is dem onsfraied by a small rule which many Americans are now carrying in their waistcoat pockets It is a decimeire in length. a centime;re in width and a millimetTe in thickness Its contents are therefore a cubic cenfimetre. and If 1t were a cube hilsd with standard fred water it would weigh zrzmme. Taking the specific gravity of steel. it is easy 10 determine that the seight of the small scale would he 7.s gramnss.
 "scsIes such as these" said Prof Hsllock. of Columbia university. -sr. becoming very popular recently re- csired c letter from I member of the Decimal associafion in which the sec retsry. after rhiiiae Americans for rot taking a greater interest ia the spread of the metric system. added that nearly every Enslishman uss noe carrying such . rule ] called his attention 10 the fact Ia my reply that the aTticis vas of American uanafae- turs. as name or ], sh0sed.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25
P OLI IS
'"BIG HEARTED JIM.'.

An entirely new play to be seen at Polis tonight is Big Hearted Jim" from the pen of William l.. Roberts. the author of On the Bridge at Mid night" Honest Hearts" and other successes. George KIimf. a character actor whose reputation is rapidly growing, and who invented the ia nous .drawbridge scene in "On the Bridge at Midnight will be the Big Hearted Jim of the cast and he has by far the best character study he ever attempted Jim is a Montana sheriff of twenty years ago. robust. fearless, honesty personifie1, tender hearted and diffident in the presence of the woman who has captured his heart. Prices are % B and 70 cents. HOW HEARTS ARE BROKEN"
 "How Hearts Are Broken play new to this city. will nave it's first To- cal hearing at Polfs tomorrow anti Saturday evening and Saturday after noon. The story with it's quaint but true characters is centeTed around ole Mona Fancher fisherman's daugi- ter. known for her beauty, who readily falls a prey to the glib tongue of Ju- Han Merrill. who secures her consent to secret marriage. A child is born. which sets the village gossiping. ano' tha finger of scorn is pointed at the mother. while the lawful husband and father is secretly laying plans to kidnap his child and have the mother accused of murder. In this he is sue cessful and through ;ha remaining play runs most intensely interesting and exciting story that does not reveal its purpose until the fail of the final curtain. Prices are 9. .;J and 50 cents; matinee 9 cents. Telephone 116-2
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25

man will produce the play in New York this season the latter part of February.
 Maude Adams engagement in Bos- ton. which was set down fer the month of February. has been cancelled so that she can remain at the Empire theater. New York. and play Peter Pan" The extension of Miss Adams New York engagement makes change in her plans Cor next season, as she has agreed to appear for six months of that season in Peter Pan' instead of pro ducing a nee play. in order that she may meet the contracts that will have to be set aside to permit her to con tinue her great triumph in New York:
 ROBERT BUTLER.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?.

That troublesome pain in the small of the back points straight to kidney sickness. Backache will not leave of its own accord. nor will sick kidneys cure themselves. Every day of neg lect makes the cure harder.
 Inactive kidneys cause rheumatism, neuralgia, gout. headaches, dizzy spells, nausea. indigestion. weak heart. gravel. stone in the kidneys, dropsy and too frequent passages of urine.
 When you first feel pain in the small of the back, or first notice anything wrong with the urine. don't delay a moment. Give the kidneys the help they need
 Doan's Kidney Pills have quick and direct action on the kidneys. They drive out the posons that infest the blood, cleanse and stimulate the kid neys, regulate the urine. cure hack ache. dizziness and languor, and per manently heal the kidneys.
 The best proof we can offer of the great merit of Doan's Kidney Pills is testimony of residents of this city who have used the remedy.
 WATERBURY PROOF.
 James Dews, of 8 Hospital avenue, says:
 "Doan's Kidney Pills are fine rem edy and I can most highly recommend them. I suffered considerably from severe pains through my loins and across my kiyneys, more severe during changeable weather or when caught
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25

with such precision by Mir. Forster dwells upon its uniformity and &C., curacy and the fact that it is easily understood, widely known and simple in calculation
 The metre was supposed to be the ten-millionth part of the distance from the SQVSt0y N 1e.1ole. aadIits eqsiv- alent in English measure is 39.37079 inches. or, as il is commonly ex- pressed, 39.37 inches. Great care was taken in deriving this standard. and, although subsequent measurements showed one two hundredth and eigh- tieth of an inch variation. the calcula- ton has remained unchanged. From this absolute standard it is possible to derive all the units which are required. Its multiples. expressed by the Greek prefxes. go from ten to ten thousand. and the metre is. divided into decimal parts expressed by Latin prefixes.
 The tables of metric length would therefore be as fellows:
 One myriametre equals 10000 me- tres.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25
LOOMING EVENTS-

The February number of the Wo. mans Home Companion will he a good one. Every subscriber tO the Demo crat can have copy free. Pay your subscription in advance is the only stipulation.
 Jan 2J-Basketbail at the srmory, Company C vs Nosahogan A. \.
 Jan c5-The tenth anniversary O. the Ladies auxiliary. A. 0. 1T. in k. Of C. hall
 Jan 25-whist party given by Amer ican lodge. No I4. A 0. [. w at Mechanics hall
 Jan 2g-The De Barrie Giil eomtiH- alton at High school assembly hall
 Ian aI-Ftfth annual promenade given hy the Big Seven Social club at Eagles hall
 Feb 1-Carl party given by the h-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25

legal one since 1866, and that this country has made it's use mandatory in Puerto Rico and the Philippines. Practically the same time elapsed be- tween official recognition and passage of compulsory law in France as has intervened in this country since con- gross accorded recognition to the metric system.
 Reports from Washington. where the Society for the Promotion .tof Metric Weights and Measures is hard at work. and from Boston, where off, cials are earnest champions of the new system, reveal the strength of the movement.
 It is claimed that the principle on which the metric system is based is so simple that anyone may learn its es- sential details. in threequarters of an hour. The exposition of ii set forth
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-01-25

been placed bronze tablets reciting the many historic events which had taken place within it's walls.
 The entrance to the palace is guarded by two immense cedar doors made from heavy blanks sawed from the trunks of trees by hand and studded with large nails, which had been ham, mered into shape with prodigious la Dor. These doors have swung on their hinges continuously for 1sS years and are in as good state of preservation as the day they were completed. They will be presented to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas and preserved in the Alamo with other historic relics.
 The citizens of San Antonio have long pointed with pride to the room used as a sleeping chamber by the naughty Santa Ana. the room which he used as his audience chamber. and the cellar fin which his defeated officers huddled aft CT their long tramp from the field which avenged the massacre of the Alamo. Others took pleasure in taking the sem timental into the sitting room and pointing to the large open. fireplace, in front of which Bowie toasted his toes after long and dangerous bunting ex- petition and whispered sweet nothings to his sweetheart
 Tn the rear is shown the room which Ben Milan used as his temporary &f,< rt. nf San Antonio and fin which he received the wound which resulted in his death.
 It was in the audience chamber of this palace that Santa Ana wrote the infamous proclamation previous to the final attack on the Alamo. in which he gave orders that all of his men who faltered as they approached the walls were to he bayoneted in the back and that no Texan within the Alamo was to be spared. From this room he walked with the red flag which waved in the ranks of his men on the day of the massacre and which meant Mercy to none Death to aII.''
 The palace was built ss the residence and offices of the early Spanish and Mexican governors. and it was here that Austin. Edwards De Witt and others discussed with the governors their preliminary plans for the coloui- zstion of Texas with American set tIcrx Until Texas finally threw of the yoke of Mexico it was the seat of gov ernment.
 The wsIIs of the old building gre scarTed from being struck with msny ,annon balls. which carried away part of the adobe.