The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-08-04
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> JAMES BARTON ADAMS
STICK TO TIE FARM. GIRLS.


In healthfuI toll their maiden days were Iea
The path OF life seemed flower, uetore them.
TIL in the bre II oi one oaIpe siicD!t.ut-
That sneasing demon that invade he home
Ard soon wipes every star from pl-asur.'s don,
The daily household cares grew hateful 10 her;
she read Of oily .lfe-iIs brighter side
And IN heI dreams strange ,i,ions came to w,,
Toward a world her fanci.s gtorihed
In vain her sister labored to pursuade her
To cease her dream!ngs-te herself again;
She'd coax aud plead, aud e EN- al times ut. brao
ber
But all her loving forts were in vain.
And soon she stood amid cit.'s
Behind the counter IN a mammoth store.
lime passe The city girl with eareworn feat
Yet measures ribbons and descants on ace;
shes one of mani thousands wary creatures
With bat stuify room for dwelling place.
The home girl i, the s,ne liz hi. hearted chaim mer
s,et IN ieve with ii- mid rustic scenes,
And she Il IN 'rriet to fine young farmer
Ana nowadays, you know Just what that
means.
on days when she goes calling. near or far.
She rides In all imported auiocar.
The food expose has Caused us to
wonder what it is that We have been eat
ing that was labeled Saratoga Chips.
1ihica, n. Y reports man who turn
blue every time IT rains. Many of us do
like~is.-when tall game is adver-
tised.
There IS said to be an ep demic of trip
let's III Texas, Strange, when that state
rolled up such "a rousing majoliy
against Roosevelt.
The decision by an eastern court that
human beings should not be placed on
exhibition looks ike a side slap at hors
show.
The United States geological survey
is going to Investigate the water of X II
tuc ky, perhaps to ascertain why it is MT
more largely used for drinking pur
poses
Mrs. Leslie Carter's age was given il
the marriage license as 80 She was
married to Mr.. Carter twenty-five years
ago. Instead of leading her to the altar,
he must have carried her in his arms.
A scientific authority says that women
who weep easily and often keep their
fresh looks longer than those who do
not. Keep the bawl rolling. ladies.
Shocks which divert the mind from
the ailment effect some remarkable
cures" SAYS New York phys ysician.
This information may cause invalids
to seek admission to the Thaw trial.
Science has discovered that nearly all
the rouge on the market contains poison.
but there is nothing in this to deter our
Western young men from planting
kisses on the necks of their best girls.
There is no poison IN the Natures rouge
they are using.
The kaiser's infant grandson is to be
presented with costly silver cup. If
his wishes were consulted, the little
rovalist would no doubt prefer a cheap
nursing bottle.
A story is going the rounds of Kan
sss farmer who hung his hat on corn
stalk. aud an hour later had to go 70,
a s,epladder to get it down. The story
originally came through a hat far re
moved from a cornfeld
A Missouri minister preached at a
base ball game between the innings.
If he took up much time the fans no
doubt thought things of him as they
would have said to the umpire.
A story is current in London to
the effect that while Mr.. Bryan
was in swimming President Roosevelt
sneaked through the bushes and stole
his clothes The Britishers think it "a
beastly unjusti6sble act on the part of
a chief mawgistrate, don't ye know"
When told that he was the father of a
fine boy a Chicago man fell unconscious
and was taken to 4 hospital. If twins
had been announced he would NO doubt
have fallen dead and been taken to an
undertaken.
An exchange says an effort will be
made to arrange a meeting between Mr.
Bryan and MIR. Cleveland, It il ex-