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The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
The Result.

He wrote q noble poem
Designed to bring renown.
With common voice the critics
Advised TO Boil il down"
He cooked it to a sonnet.
Again. with lordly frown,
The arblters Of letters
Repeated. Boil II down."
It simmered to Quatrain.
He missed the laurel crownl
Still In hIs ears re-echeed
The mandate. "EeN il down."
But when again he boiled II.
Complying with the hint.
The only word remaining
Was Scorched tce much to print.
Wilson in New York
Times.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
DANCING PROVES FATAL

Many men and women catch colds 1t
dances which terminate in pneumonia
and consumption. After exposure II
Foley's Honey and Tar Is taken it will
break up a cold and no serious results
need be feared. Refuse any but the
genuine in a yellow package. Jos c.
Shepard. j. Hicks Bunting Drug Co.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
Possible Solution.

He-I don't see why you look on my
suit with disfayor. Your mother says
she has no objection to my becoming
one Of the family.
She-Well, mammals q widow, you
know. and perhaps she means TO marry
you herself.-Detroit Tribune.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
Two Kinds.

II have perfected a new Kind Of air
ship" said the enthusiastic inventor.
(Which kind" asked the sardonic
friend Something to fly or some
thing to write aboutY' - Washington
Star
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
Realistic.

How long were you on the raft and
without food?"
Three days and nights
And how did you ever stand it?"
"Oh, all right, l made myself be-
lieve l was at home, that we had no
maid and my wife was doing the cook
ing"-New York Life.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
This Won't BE n Match.

Millicent-What made yen refuse Me.
Wilder's invitation to go walking With
him: Don't you Ike him?
Mildred-Oh, yes, / like him well
enough. but his red whiskers don't look
well with my new pink hat-Some-
vile Journal.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04

Mrs. Flip-I have just been talking
to a specialist, and he says my brain
vitality has all gone to my long hair.
Do you believe II?
Flip-Weli>er-I knew it had gone
Tit-Bits.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
Clean Sweep.

Harker-Did your sister take part In
the church fair2
Parker-WeIl, she was one Of dozen
girls who took everything In sight
Chicago News.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04

the said barrel will be rolled in at the
basement door. No barrel came this
afternoon, did it,"
You are not thinking of trading the
house for chicken farm?" she per-
sisted.
"NOnsenser'
"Then-then"-
He regarded her for a minute in 81
ence and then pompously observed:
II shall be very busy in the library
this evening, and If any one calls you
are to say that I am not at home. /
tave little address to write
ooh. What sort Of an address?
hope it is not one for some club. You
remember how the jolly Old Boys
made a fool Of you last spring. They
pretended they wanted an address, and
them
Resents Wife's Remarks.
"Stop right there, Mrs. Bowser! Stop
right there" he exclaimed as he point
ed his knife ut Eer across the table. u
know nothing about the Jolly Old Boys
never wrote an address for the Jolly
Old Boys. The jolly Old Boys can go
10 grass for al of me. What do you
mean when you say that they made a
fool of me?'
"Why, t. e. got you t. write an ad-
dress and t.rn shouted and laughed
and guyed .'-i So dat you could moi
deliver it. non't You remember how
they stool : u: on your head, made you
climb Il lautcr and rolled YOU on a
barre.:'
by thunder woman, are you talk
Ing such tax 10 ue? Are you out
Of your he? Have yon gone plumb
crazy since LETT the house this morn
ing? Rowscr laughed at, Bowser on a
ladder. l:Ovs4r rolled on a barrel"
But you tod NE 50 when you came
home that night
Never. Never in all this world:
However. we have had enough Of this
Don't ask me any more questions, for
I shan't answer them. l have no time
to throw away on lunatics."
Mrs. Bowser subsded, and a few
minutes later Nr. Bowser finished his
dinner and went upstairs and locked
himself in the library.
'Is it that he's going to practice on
the water ptpeS?" asked the cook in a
whisper.
"Oh, no.
"Will he blow up the range or the
-',rnace, ma'au?"
"Ie is gong to do some writing"
But if he's going to put dynamite in
the cLimneys to clean them out you
should let ne know. Ms Rowser. FE-
the sole support OF widowed mot3:er
and l don't want to be found hing
ing across the clothesliue - nIng Ell
corpse"
Mrs. Bowser sat down in - ling
room to read, am it vs. III
before size heard from y
finally car o. "f :
some sic
= per
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
NEWS NOTES FROM THE CAPITAL
Delayed Returns Received by Can
vasslng Board

Wake County Public School Teachers
in Session-Ofices of Southern Rail-
way Drapcd-Ex-Goye Jarvis
Seriously lIE-Date for .Ciansn,an'
aEceieG-Morc Diaries Needed
Students i'm Textile Department of 4
and NJ. Coliege-A Disappointed
Sheriff.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04

Mr. Robert o. Burke, Elnora, N. Y,
writes Before started TO use Foley Q
Kidney Cure l had TO get up from
twelve to twenty times a night, and
was all bloated up with dropsy and my
eyesight was so impaired | could
The semi-weekly messenger., 1906-12-04
Bitter, Bitter Thoughts.

Boy (under chastisament)-When pa
asked mas hand he might have made
it a condition t',Gt it should be re
served for bin ..tilSiyely.-Pele Mele
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27

My commission eNpIre8 September zl 1907.
 Filed according to law, Nov. g. 1905.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION OF THE DEAN RAPID PAGE PRINT
 ING TELEGRAPH COMPANY.

Know All Men By These Presents. That
 We, whose hands are hereunto affixed, do
 !i HieIeoy asSoclate ourselves together Tor
 the purpose of forming corporation
 under the laws of the Territory of Ari-
 zona. and to that end make the following
 First: The names Of the corporators are Robert |. Dean, c. E. Gleason. S. A.
 Atkens. William H. Mendenhau and A.
 C. Pees. and the name of the corpora
 ton shall be The Dean Rapid Page Print
 ing Telegraph Company. The principal place within the Territory of Arizona in
 which the business of said corporatio is to be transacted is Phoenix. Marfcopa
 county. Arizona. and the corporation
 may establish branch offices either
 within or without the Territory or Ari- directors may be held.
 Second: The general nature of the this corporation is as follows. to-Wit: '
 To make contracts, to purchase. lease.
 bond. locate or otherwise acquire. own.
 eXchange. sell or otherwise dispose of,
 pledge. mortgage. hvpOthecate and deal in real estate and any and all kinds of personal property. mines. mining claims,
 oil lands. coal lands. mineral lands, oil.
 gas. shale. asphaltum, petroleum. as bestos. salt water and water rights and
 machinery, and to work, mine, explore fracture. sell. lease ana o1~ra+e inc svs- tenn of telegraph known as Deans Rapid
 TsCi1ir sell anu ] IO G struct. erect. maintain. operate. lease
 dift sell IeleREaDn ana IeiennOne lines and to do and perform all of the neces- sary business for such purposes; to man. ufacture, buy, sell operate and main
 tain all kinds of electrical appliances: to buy. sell and lease electric and other in- veHtiOns; and in general to do all things necessary to the proper conduct of the business of this corporation in the Terri tory and elsewhere. not Inconsistent with
 the laws of the United States and the Territory of Arizona.
 Third: The authorized amount of cap ital stock Of this corporation shall be one million C1.000000OO dollars. divided into one million shares of the par value of one (S100) dollar each.
 At such times as the board of directors may by resolution direct. said capital stock shall he paid into the corporation either in cash or by the sale and trans fer to it of real or personal property for the uses and purposes of said corpOra- ton. in payment for which shares of the capital stock of said corporation may be issued. and the capital stock so issued shall thereupon and thereby become and be fully paid up and non-assessable and in the absence of actual fraud in the ! transaction the judgment of the directors as to the value of the property purchased shall be conclusive.
 Fourth: The time of the commence luent of this corporation shall be the date of the filing of certified CODY of 1 these articles of incorporation according
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27

or could do, and in general to do all ! things necessary to the proper conduct 1 of the business of this corporation.
 1 Third: The authorized amount Of the ! capital stock shall be one million one | hundred thousand dollars (S1 100. 000), di- sand q, ,1OO.OO0) shares of the par value | of one dollar GD each, and of which cap | ital stock there shall be one hundred ! thousand 100000 shares preferred stock l bearing six per centum interest per an- | mum and the remainder to-wit one mil 1 lion 100000 shares shall be common stock. At such time as the board of di-
 rectors may by resolution direct, said | capital stock shall be paid in either in
 cash or by the sale and transfer of real | or personal property to the said corpora
 ment for which. capital stock may be is- sued and the stock so issued shall there upon and thereby become and be fully paid up and non-assessable, and the Judgment of the directors as to the value i of the property purchased shall De con-
 Fourth: The time of the commence ment Of this corporation shall be the corporation. or certified copies thereon. | in the office of the Territorial Auditor, and the termination thereof shall be | shall be conducted by a board of five directors. and a president, vice presi- ! dent, secretary and treasurer, whose duties shall be prescribed in the bylaws, and said board and said officers shall l be elected annually on the first Tuesday after the first day of December of each I To as the bylaws shall provide. And until | their successors are elected and quail ! fled the following shall be the officers
 F. II. Prentiss president; .: z. Ellis treasurer; and the directors shall be F. II. Prentiss. R. c. Lane C. Z Ellis, L.. B. Prentiss and F. c. Lane. Sixth: The highest amount or lnQeDt- edncss or liability to which this corpo- ration is or may at any time be subject shall be one hundred thousand dollars GlOO 0OO)
 Seventh: The private property of the and is hereby forever exempt from all liabilities for the debts or obligations or
 Eighth: The capital stock of this cor poration shall be and is hereby made for ever nOn-assessable by this corporation Tn witness whereof we have hereunto set our hands and seals this 9th day or
 -'0' eFF'iR4EDERICK H. PRENTIss. (seaD ROBERT c. LANE. tSeaD s ate of California,
 City and County of San Francisco, Ss year one thousand nine hundred ana live Q90j), before me, George PattisOn, a notary public in and for said city and stoned and sworn, personally appeared Frederick H. Prentiss and Robert C. Lane. known to me 10 be the persons whose names are subscribed to the within instrument, and acknowledged 10 me that they executed the same for the uses and purpos therein mentioned In witness whereof. I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal
 at my office in the city and county or San Francisco, the day. and year In this certificate first above written.
 O'''' '''' GEORGE PATTIsON.
 Notary Public in and for the City and
 County of San Francisco, State of Cal
 Filed according to law Nov. IS. 1905.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27

to the law. and the termination thereof shall be tWenty-iye years thereafter
 Fifth: The affairs of this corporation shall be conducted by a board of five directors and the following named shall Ineir successors are electe Etonerl L. Dean, c. F. Gleason, S. A. Aikens Will liam H. Mendenhall and A c. Pees- Thereafter the board or directors shall be elected from among the stockholders on the first Tuesday in December or each year The oIncers or said corporation until their successors are elected shah be: Robert l.. Dean. president: y5 F. Gleason. first vice president; A C. Pees. denhall, secretary; S. A Aikens. treas Fifth: The highest amount of indebt- edness or liability. direct or contingent. to which this corporation IS at any time (S600 000O0) dollars, which amount does not exceed two-thirds the amount of Sixth: The private property of the stockholders of this corporation shall be whatever
 In witness whereof. We have hereunto set set, our hands and seals this sth day Of
 " r. -AIEND5NHALL. 5sesB
 ROBT. L. DEAN. (SeaD
 c. E. GLEASON (SeaD State of Missouri
 County of Jackson. ss.
 on this 9th day of December. fn the year 1905, before me, s. Summers Gun slack, a notary public in and for the state and county aforesaid residing therein, duly commissioned and sworn. Personally appeared Robert L. Dean. e r.. Gleason 5. 4. Aikens William H Mendenhall and A. C. Pees. known to me To be the persons described in. whose names are subscribed Io and who exc cuted the annexed instrument and they acknowledged to me that they executed the same for the purposes and consider auOnS therein expressed.
 In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal at my office, in the said state and county the day and year last above written (SeaD S. SUMMERS GUNSLACK
 Notary Public Ny commission expires August 29th.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION OF UNITED STATES PLACER MIN
 TnATT3 A NTTTAJTRTCTR

ING COMPANY NUMBER ON F..
 We whose hands and seals are hereto affixed, hereby associate ourselves to- gether for the purpose of forming a cor poration under the laws of the Territory of Arizona, and do hereby adopt the fol- lowing articles of incorporation:
 First: The names Of the corporators are F. IT. Prentiss and R. C. Lane, and United States Placer Mining Company Number One.
 The principal place of business within the Territory of Arizona in which the business of said corporation is to be transacted is Phoenix, and the principal place outside of said Territory is San Francisco in the State of California where meetings of stockholders and di- rectors may be held.
 Second: The general nature of the business proposed to he transacted is to make contracts; to lease. bond. locate or otherwise own. exchange, sell or other wise dispose of, pledge. mortgage. hy- of real and personal property, including bonds and shares of the capital stock of other corporations, mines, mining claims. oil lands, coal lands, mineral lands, pla- cers, oil. coal, shale, asphaltum. petrO- leum salt. water and water rignvs and operate and develop the same: to pur- chase. hold, sell lease or otherwise dea l with or in letters patent and patent rights of this and foreign countries, to borrow money and execute notes. bonds, mortgages or deeds of trust to secure the and of all shares of capital stock and other securities and ObligatiOnS any and all rights. powers and privileges of indi- Vtdu8l owners, including the right to vote any shares of stock held by it to the same extent that natural person might
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27
R. E. MILLER. J. B. HENSON. WILLIAM H. WATER. H. J. FAUST, JR.
CoHptv of Sa1t Lake ss

County of Salt Lake, ss
 On this 18th day of December, A. n. 1905. personally appeared to me- a no- tary public in and for said county Charles O. Harris, R. F. Miller J. B. Jenson, William H. Bywater. H. J. Faust Jr, personally known to me 10 be the persons who executed the foregoing instrument, who duly acknowledged to me that they executed the same for the uses and purposes therein mentioned. (SeaD JAS H. BALL.
 Notary Public. My commission expires May 2l 1908.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27
NED CREIGHTON. CSeaD J. J. WALSH (SeaD l.. C. CREIGHTON. (SeaO J. II. CREIGHTON. CSeaD CliAS- A STAIFFER. (Sean SHIRLEY CIfRISTN. (SeaD
Territory of Arizona.

County of MaricoDa. ss
 On this. the 2Sth day of November. 1905. before me. C. S Scott. a notary public in and for the county of Naricopa and Territory of Arizona residing therein duly commissioned and sworn. personally appeared Ned CreiEhtou. J. J. Walsh l.. c Creighton. J. IT. Creighton Shirley Christy. Chas- A. Suffer. known to me names are subscribed to and who exc cutcd the annexed instrument. and they acknowledged to me that they executed the same for the purposes and consider ations therein expressed
 In witness whereof have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal in my office in said county and Territory the day and year last above written. (SeaD C. s. SCOTT.
 Notary Public. My commission expires June ,. 1907
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27

does not exceed two-thirds of the amount of the capital stock. In witness whereof. we have hereunto set our hands and seals this sixth day of November, one thousand nine hundred and five Q905)
 JOSEPH IT. HUNT. (SeaD l.. T. CARR. (SeaD $. T. ALLEN. CSeaD
 F. J. SOLINSKY. (SeaD State Of California.
 City and County of San Francisco. ss. On this 9th day of November, one thou- sand nine hundred and five O905). before me, John T. Williams. a notary public in and for the city and county of San Francisco, State of California, residing therein. duly commissioned and sworn. personally appeared Joseph H. Hunt, l.. T. Carr s. T. Allen and r. J. Solinsky. each personally known to me to be the persons described in, whose names are Subscribed to, and who executed the an neXed instrument, and they acknowi- edged to me that they executed the same for the purposes and considerations therein expressed.
 In witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal at my office in the said city and county of San Francisco, the day and year last above written.
 (Notarial SeaD
 JOHN T. WILLIAMS, Notary Public in and for the City and County of San Francisco, State of Cali fornia.
 My commission expires September 2I, 1907.
 Filed according to law, Nov. 9, 1905
Arizona republican., 1906-01-27
THEODORE F. OTIS. AUG USTUS H. ANDERPOEl R. W. SPECHT.

County of New York. ss.
 Before me, a notary public, on this day personally appeared Theodore F. Otis. Rudolph W. Specht and A H. Wander pOel, 5eVeTaly known to me to be the several persons whose names are sub scribed 10 the foregoing instrument, and seVerauy acknowledged to me that they severauy executed the same for the pur- pose and consideration therein expressed Given under my hand and seal of of flee this Z2d day of November 4. D. 1SOo.
 My commission expires March 90. 1905
 CARLETON SPRAGUE COOKE,
The sun., 1906-10-23
THE RICH MIR. HOGOENHEINER."
Sam Bernard In 4 New Musical Play Built
Around an Old Character.

Sam Bernard In a New Musical Play Built
Around an Old Character.
The Rich Mr.. Hoggenheimer, the new
musical play in which Sam Bernard APP
peared at Wallack's last night, is built
around the same character that made The
Girl from Kavs" a big success two years or so
ago. At that time Mr.. Bernard showed that
he could do something besides sputter Dutch
dialect in Weberfields manner. His
P,goy Hoegeaheimer was a character tn at
stood out by itself then. and last night his
work was just as distinctive.
The new play is the work OF Harry b.
Smith. and Ludwig Englander and Twenty
eighth street supply most OF the songs.
MT. Smith didn't create the original Hog
penheimer and in following out the idea
he has lost some of the subtle touches that
made the character so convincing, but the
HOoqenheimer Of last night Is practically
the same who used to say -sunlciency.
He doesn't say that any more-this time
it's I'm so sensitive
The new Ho0oenheimer is, Of course,
rich, very very rich, and he wants every
body TO know it. He tells his guests that
he had all the mural DECORATIONS done ny
ments, as he points with pride to statue
He also boasts that it was his idea TO
make the velvet trousers OF his footman
match the parlor rug. and his checkDook
is always in evidence, but seldom used.
H plans to have his son marry the daughter
Of an impecunious peer to gain social position
and when he hears that the boy, who Is IN
America, proposes to wed shop girl ne
hurries across the ocean to save him.
The outcome is the conventional one.
| Girl is proud won't marry rich mans son
| If rich man objects; son defies father; father
| is won over by the fair one and relents anc
| every one is happy at 11:10 O'Clock; but
| this last act is lust a bit unusual In spite
| Of the ancient theme.
For perhaps three or four minutes Mr.
| Bernard does more real, convincing acting
| than he has ever shown before. There
| a new note that borders upon pathos whict
| gives hint that some day he may forsake
| the subdued dialect entirely.
A big and friendly audience helped hin
along last night and gave every sign q
| considering the new show success.
The music isn't very plentnul and al
| Of 1t bears the stamp Of having been winter
| for popular consumption. None Of th'
| songs amounts to very much musically
but three or four are tuneful enough K
be hummed and played around town.
Georgia Caine, next to Mr.. BeTnardi mada
by far the biggest personal SUCCESS. Sha
has three Of the four best songs and mad'
the most Of them. She never sang bette
or looked prettier and her dancing alon'
| won a lot Of encores. Kathryn HuthinsoT
did the best she could with the little ma
terial allowed to-heP and Marion GarsoI
and Edwin Nicander sang duet 20 wei
that another might he worked in witt
| good effect. The play. is well mounted
sad big good looking chorus helps lot
There il also a real cab and q real horse
The horse acted well.
The sun., 1906-10-23
New. OF PLAY. and Players.

Blanche Ring yesterday changed from
the management OF Charles Dillingham; to
that Of the Shuberts. who are TO star her
for a term Of years. opening at one Of then
New York houses this season. Lee Shuber r.
said last night that it is possible that Miss
Ring will shortly play a special engagement
with the Lew Fields company at the Herald
Square Theatre. She was with Mr.. Fields
a year ago in 1T Happened In Nordland.'
Der Privatdozent," play in four acts
by Ferdinand Wittenbauer. will be presented
Placs Theatre. This production will serve
TO introduce to New Workers Marianne
Bratt, formerly of the Kleines Theater
Berlin; Marie Immisch, from the Schau-
spielhaus in Leipsic; Trude Yoigt, from
the Josefstadter Theater, Vienna, ano
Herr Otto Treptow, from the Keines
Theater, Berlin.
The Shuberts arranged yesterday tc
extend their lease OF the Princess Theatrt
for twenty-one years at an annual renea
Of S2S, COO. The Gilsay estate owns tn
theatre.
The sun., 1906-10-23
THEATRES REOPENED.
vaudeville at the Harlem Opera House
The New Circle.

The passing OF the Harlem Opera House
to continuous performance Of vaudeville,
under Keith 4 Proctor's management,
The sun., 1906-10-23
CHAUNCEY OLCOTT RETURNS.
Appears at the New York Theatre in Sayre's
eileen Ashore"


eileen ashore"
Chauncey Olcott came to the New York
Theatre last night in his new play, Eileen
Asthore," by Theodore Burt Sayre. Mr.,
Olcott introduces four new songs by him
self. One In particular. Of the same name
as the play, is a very catchy waltz. The
other three are Day Dreams" "Wearers
Of the Green" and '0lcott's Love Song
The play il laid in and near Dublin in the
troublous times Of lS0S-04. Richard Temple
(Chauncey Olcotl is young BANKRUPT
addicted to drink. Eileen O'DOnnsH Flor
ence LESTER saves Temple from the latter
evil and her father reooups his purse. En-
tangled in the story Of the couple are the
affairs OF EiIeen's brother. Rodneu. W no as
one Of Robert Emmet's men. Sir Geofry
LOTUS, acting for the Government and FOR
himself, captures Rodney and through him
tries to win away Eileen.
Temple, however assists Rodney in escap-
ing to France and keeps the girl.
The good sized cast includes George A,
Lessey, Richard J, Dillon, Arthur jarrett
Daniel Jarrett, Mildred Beverly, Villa
Keys, Gertrude D. Stanley and Olive
McVine The last named is the child OF
the play and was we'll received.
The show pleased a large audience. Ap-
plause was liberal, and a speech was de-
manded from Mr.. Olcott.