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The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
Frightfully Burned.

Chas. w. Moore, a machinist, of Ford City, Pa., had his hand frightfully burned in an electrical furnace. He applied Bucklen's Arnica Salve with the usual result: a quick and perfect cure. Greatest healer on earth for burns, wounds, sores, eczema and piles. 25c at all druggists,
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
Negligee Shirts
 are worn in Summer

principally for comfort; but when worn without coat, as is the case in our climate, the well-dressed man is very particular to see that they are clean, fresh and we'll ironed. We give spe- cial attention to the laundering of mems negligee shirts and our work will please the most exacting.
 Phone PIP. Alpha Steam Laundry.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
Blooded Cattle for Yuma Valley.

MT. George Fishbaugh, one of the substantial and progressive farmers of this section, has recently imported from his ranch in Kansas carload of Durham heifers of the Young Mary Strain, which are famous as mikers. They are to be placed on the Fishbaugh ranch in Yuma valley.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
Indian School Entertainment.

The Catholic ladies will give an en- tertainment at the Indian school on the evening of February 9th for the bene- fit of the Reservation church. There will be musicial and social followed by a dance. Refreshments will be serv- ed. First class music will be furnished.
 Tickits 50 cents. For sale by Miss Lilah Balsz at Sanguinetti's, or Ketch- erside's Drug store. 2t
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07

deed very bright. The new railroad has been great factor in this devel- opment and Salome is reaping it's share of the general prosperity.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
Always to the Front.

Donkersley, Redwood S Crane have fine new twelve-passenger bus which will connect with all trains and carry picnic parties to and from the Laguna dam park grounds.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
Band Concert Ball.

The Yuma Concert Band will give u grand ball on Tuesday evening. the 18th. Everybody should attend and give the boys lift.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
ONE THOUSAND MEN WANTED
 at the OLD PLANTATION.
Died From Thirst on the Desert.

Because he forgot to get bottle of that fine liquor that is sold by Alexan- der 6 Co. which is surely life saver. Don't forget the Phone number, 66.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
4 Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles. Druggists are authorized to re- fund money ifPAZO OINTMENT fails to cure in to IA days. soc.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
For Sale.

Large sorrel work horse. Price S15. Two and half miles west of Yuma, adjoining Sam Cunningham's ranch.
 CHAS. KLEIN.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07

WANTED-District Managers to post signs, advertise and distribute samples. Salary s1S.00 weekly, s3.O0 per day for expenses. State age and present em- ployment. IDEAL SHEAR CO, 39 Randolph St., Chicago. Jan10-4m
 See Darling's IOc. and I5c. bargain counter for bargains.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07

Accumulated excess of temperature for the week i3 degrees.
 Rainfall for the week, 600 inches. Normal rainfall for the year. from 2S years record. s.s7 inches.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
For Rent.

Furnished room; bath; no children; for reasonable rate.
 Apply at Sentinel office. If
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
TO CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature SOD each box. 25c.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
For Sale.

Good sewing machine, rocking chairs, bedstead and other household goods and kitchen furniture. John s. Spear, Indian School.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07

Latest Mining Location Blanks at the SentilneI Office
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07

Go to Darling's bargain store for mantels.
The Arizona sentinel., 1906-02-07
LOS ANGELES
 EXAMINER

AT SHOREY'S
 SOUTHWEST NEWS co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
A Melancholy Career.

A young man who will some day In
herit All enormous fortune and who Is
being brought up as gentleman" was
interviewed the other day. Among 9th
er things he said, IF did not have my
career cut out for me. If were to lose
my fortune, I should turn to the law
and study some phases Of 1t that inter.
est ME greatly"
Probably IL the young man were
actually thrown on his own resources
he would resort to something less en-.
tirely elegant" and more useful. But
that aside. what is this career" that
he fancies he has "cut out" for him
To take care Of his property-that is, to
spend his life ut an occupation similar
to that Of a Waterman or a policeman,
but far more mechanical and less ex.
citing What a miserable, what a
melancholy conception Of career! To
spend ones life at just making money
Is poor enough use Of the one chance
to live; to spend 1t at watching heap
of money-what dullness, what dreari'
ness! And In world teeming with op'
portunities to live intensely, wildly, In
terestlngly, notwithstanding Even
ing Post
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
Book COLLECTING Madness.

The insensate craving of book col.
.ectors is illustrated in the case Of Raw
linson. an English bibliomaniac who
would buy q book though he had TWEEN
ty copies of It. He lived and died
among bundles and piles Of books COW
cred with dust and cobwcbs. The Spec.
tator mentions two collectors whose
covetousness increased with their col
lection.
Mr.. Heber, the brother Of the bishop,
bought all that came In his way, by
carloads and shiploads and In whole
libraries, on which in some cases he
never cast his eyes.
OF similar disposition was the IA.
nous Antonio Magliabecchi, who Is
said to have lived on titles and indexes
and whose very pillow was a folio.
The old bibliomaniac lived in kind of
cave made of piles and masses OF
books. with hardly any room for bis
cooking or for the wooden cradle lined
with pamphlets which he slung be-
tween his shelves for bed. He died
in TIA. in his eighty-second year, dir
ty. ragged and as happy rs a king
London Standard.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
The ORIGIN of SUGAR.

Sugar has been known since the dawn
Of history, but not In all countries. The
Chinese appear to have delighted their
palates with sugar for more than 5000
years, and 1t was known in India ear
lier than in Europe, being made from
q Juicy reed or cane. One Of AleXan-
der the Greats generals carried sugar
to Greece in the year 325 3. c., US Sir
Walter Raleigh some 1000 years later
carried tobacco from Virginia to Eng
land. But even so late as $50 A. d.
sugar was still rarityin Greece. The
famous physician Galen used 1t as
remedy for certain maladies. Recent
experiments show that sugar has re-
markable sustaining power when eaten
by those undergoing great fatigue. The
invention of the first process for REIN
ing sugar is ascrlbed to the Arabs, and
a Venetian merchant is said to hare
purchased the secret from them and
introduced the process in Sicily. The
refining Of sugar was first practiced in
England about 1853
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
An .apimal Story for
Little Folks
TIE BUSYBODY

One day Mr.. Trunks was quite sick.
It was all because he had taken too
much Of the pink lemonade that the
peanut boy In the circus, where Mr..
Trunks resided, had given him Tor q
Joke. And just as be was feeling the
worst there, came buzzing along Mr..
Bluebottle Fly.
He was one Of those busybodies that
always mix themselves up In other peo-
pies affairs and always know what ID
best for boys and girls, much better,
indeed, than their parents.
"Oh, dear, I'm so sick" moaned Mr..
Trunks.
You eat too much" buzzed the fly
In his right ear.
"You ought to take antifat."
"Oh, fly Off" cried Mr.. Trunks. You
Increase my pain" And he jabbed at
him with his trunk and missed him
again.
II know all about your case" buzzed
Mr.. Bluebottle close to bis mouth. II
have been all summer around a soda
water fountain in a drug store, and
am now quite a skilled doctor. You
should take liver pills and then salts
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
The First Mu6s.

The early muffs were small and
made of satin or velvet, lined with
fur. The leopard skin came in with
Queen Anne. There is a print Of an
Ellzabethan lady with small mum
hanging from her girdle. Before this
date It was probably looked upon as
an eccentric novelty, at least In Eng
land. 4 full century before Venetian
grand dame had carried her lapdog in
her muff, q fashion that continued for
long season and found its way into
France. In Paris muffs for this ex-
press purpose, chiens manchons, as
they were styled, could be bought In
1892 at the establishment Of the De-
moIselles Guerin, rue de BAG. French
sumptuary laws condescended to no
tice such minor details as the color
of a nun. The bourgeois was obliged
to restrict himself to somber black.
The noble might please himself. Un-
der Louis XIV, therefore, the man
chon of the courtier was brilliant with
aoid lace and embeoalsEed ribbons.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

NEXT TIME YOU WILL MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS
and then tonic. No candy, no tarts, no
peanuts. Go to bed at 8. Study your
lessons in the afternoon and never at
night. l should advise you to give up
the circus business, as it is too wear
ing"
"Will you please go away" groaned
Trunks.
"You ought to have mustard plaster
on Your stomach and blister on your
head"
An idea struck Mr.. Trunks.
"Mr. Fly" he said, "do you suppose
IL you stung me Oh the head 1t would
do for fly blister?"
"Of course! Most certainly! shall
try at once" buzzed the busybody.
Trunks lowered his head and Mr.. ely
lit. He began to sting. Mr.. Trunks
began to fill his trunk with pink lem
onade.
Suddenly he raised his trunk, shook
off Mr.. Bluebottle, aimed at him as be
few by and doused him with the con
tents. Next time" said he, you VIII
mind your own business" l think DC
did.-Detroit Journal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
Some Lenten Salads.
MARpLEHEAD SALAD.

MARBLEHEAD SALAD.
Wrap shad roe in piece of cheese
cloth and set over the fire In sailed cold
water with piece of onion; boil fifteen
minutes; remove from the fire, drain and
cut in small dice with U sharp knife. Set
aside until very cold, then mix with in
ner leaves Of lettuce shredded fine;
moisten with little may0nnaise and fill
shells of tomatoes. Place these on q
nest of tender lettuce leaves and lay q
spoonful OF mayonnsise on top of each.
For a company luncheon, decorate each
individual salad with nasturtium blns-
SONS and serve with each sandwich
made by laying couple OF nasturtium
blossoms and leaves between two waters
with a touch of msyonnaise. The addi-
ton of nasturtiums of course is only
possible at this season In countries like
California where they bloom the year
round.
SHRIMPS IN JELLY.
Soak q box of gelatine in six table
spoonfuls of cold water for half an hour,
add the juice OF three lemons, pint OF
boiling water and little salt; strain and
turn into tiny salad molds, latter dinner
coffee cups are excellent substitutes)
put q few picked shrimps in each mold
and set aside to harden. When ready to
turn out hold the mold for moment
over boiling water, turn upside down on
bed of lettuce leaves, lay few shrimps
around each and put mayonnaise on top
OYSTER SALAD.
Scald as many oysters in their OWL
liquor, as you have guests. The moment
they begin to swell, drain and let them
get cold; if possible place them on ice
Have ready two crisp lettuce leaves fol
each oyster. Lay on a pretty plate, put
the oyster in the centre, cover with sliced
pimentos Stuffed olives) and lay
spoonful of mayOnnaise on each. Serve
with this cheese straws or waters
sprinkled with little cheese and warm
ed in the oven. On the Pacific coast the
small California oyster makes delicious
salad. Drain in a sieve and then on Q
clean napkin; mix with equal quantities
of dried white celery and serve with
mayonnaise.
EGG AND sARDINE SALAD.
Boil an egg for each person, by putting
them over the fire in cold water and let
ting them boil half an hour; take from
the fire and set in cold water for al
hour; remove the shells and with 8
piece of coarse spool cotton cut each egg
in half longitudinally. Rub the yolkl
fine with the back of silver spoon add
ing mustard, salt, cayenne and lemon
juice to taste, and for each egg two sar
dimes scraped fine after removing Skin
and bones. Fill empty halves of th'
eggs with this and lay on lettuce, plac
ing bit of mayonnaise on top of eacl
half. Deviled chicken or turkey or han
may be used instead of the sardines.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

No. 3S.-Concealed Double Acrostac.
One word is concealed in each coup
let. When rightly guessed and written
one below another the initials will spell
the name Of q famous English poet,
and another row of letters will spell
the name Of one Of his poems.
/. The stag at eve had drunk his fill,
And then he could not pay the bill.
Z The dog reached out for more plum pie
And got quite sick. but did not die.
3. The poodle added all his weight
To settle up affairs OF state.
4. He licked the heated oven door
And fell exhausted on the floor.
s. The bear retired into his cave,
Where he might see no naughty knavs.
9. Then every mammal entered there.
Resolved TO hold county fair.
I. They chose the house wherein / sleep,
That very place. the fair to keep.
& With entries made by every beast
That dwells between the west and east
8. The fair was held in greatest pomp,
Which made the reindeer skip and romp
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
MANY sufferers from nasal catarrh say

Many sufferers from nasal catarrh say
they get splendid results by using an
atomizer. For their benefit we prepare
Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Except that
it is liquid it is in all respects like the
healing, helpful, pain-allaying Cream
Balm that the public has been familiar
with for years. No cocaine nor other
dangerous drug in it. The soothing
spray relieves at once and cure is certain.
All druggists, Is cents, including spray
ing tube or mailed by Ely Bros, SO
Warren Street, New York.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

"well," said the New Yorker, sarcas
tically, I'VE haven't any grass growing
in our streets anyway"
ayes, that's q clever scheme of yours, y
replied the Philadelphia.
"What's that?"
"Your scheme Of tearing up your
streets all the time to keep the grass
from growing"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
"You think you could play Hamlet

"You think you could play Hamlet!
Go to-"
"S'death!" Kissed the tragedian: "you
sordid managers do but envy me fame.
Then, forsooth, swallowing me just
rancor and proper pride, may / bespeak
a minor partP"
"Too bad" said the manager; you
haven't enough brains for Hamlet and
have too much to be the skull"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

Don't frown-look pleasant. If you
are suffering from indigestion or soul
stomach, take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
Hon. Jake Moore of Atlanta, Ca, says
81 suffered more than 20 years with in
digestion A friend recommended Ko
dol. It relieved me in one day and
now enjoy better health than for many
years." Kodol digests what you eat, re
lieves sour stomach, gas on stomach
belching, etc. Sold by F. A. Shurtlef
& N
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
NOTICE..

The subscriber hereby gives notice that hi
has been duly appointed executor OF the last
will and testament Of
GEORGE r. HOLLAND, late Of Buckned.
in the County of Oxford, deceased, and giyer
demands against the estate Of said deceased arr
desired to present the same for settlement
and all indebted thereto are requested to make
payment Immediately.
Feb. Goth, 1906. CHARLES L. HOLLAND.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
No. 3s.-Historic Scene.

Name the persons mentioned in the
following scene:
A man moved by some strong feeling
is leaning upon crossbow while 9
boy runs to him holding out an apple
cut in pieces as if an arrow had passed
through it.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
For Nervous Children
A Teaspoonful Of IL. F."

North Bucksport, Me-, Oct. 80, 1903.
Dear Sirs:-
7 have used IL. F." Bitters for about
two wears and have found it very bene-
fetal One of my neighbors has a
small boy who had very nervoas
trouble. IL. F." has almost completely
cured him in very short time.
Yours truly,
MRS. JEDEDIAH SEAVEY,
Eases nerve pressure by natures
GUN method. A healthy liver and well
regulated bowels. You can depend
upon 81. F." Atwoods bitters' s.
cents at all stores.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

Mothers everywhere praise One Min
ute Cough Cure for the sufferings 1t has
relieved and the lives of their little ones
It has saved. A certain cure for coughs.
Group, and whooping cough. Makes
breathing easy, cuts out phlegm, and
draws out the Inflammation. It should
be kept on hand for immediate use. Sold
by r. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

In the spring time you renovate your
house. Why not your bodyP HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea drives out impuri-
ties, cleanses and enriches the blood and
purifies the entire system. IS cents. F.
A, Shurtleff b Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

Three little rules We all should keep,
To make life happy and bright,
Smile In the morning, smile at noon,
Take Rocky Mountain Tea at night.
r. A. Shurtlen q Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

Miss Pert-You saw her wedding
gifts, did you?
Miss Knox-Oh, yes; saw them.
Miss Pert-How was her silver mark
ed?
Miss Knox-I guess most of it was
marked down. It certainly looked that
way.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

Keep the little ones healthy and happy.
Their tender, sensitive bodies require
gentle, healing remedies. HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea will keep them
strong and we'll. IS cents, Tea or tab
lets. F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
Nm. 3S.-pf.

Two countries, one very large, the
other very diminutive. can be spelled
with the following letters:
SOARIMIS AUNNRAS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
pRORATE NOTICES.

To all persons interested in either Of the Estates
hereinafter named:
At Probate Court, held Of Paris. IN ana
for the County Of Oxford, on the third Tuesday q
Feb, In the year Of our Lord one thousSpd
nine hundred and six. The following matter
having been presented for the action thereupon
hereinafter indicated. It is hereby ORDERED:
That notice thereof be given TO all persons In.
tcrested. by causing q copy OF this order 70 De
published three weeks SUCCESSFULLY In the TX.
ford Democrat. a newspaper published o. SCUM
Paris, in said County, that they may appear q, q
Probate Court to be held at said Paris. on the
third Tuesday of March. A.. d: 1908. at
of the clock in the forenoon, and be heard tnere'
on II they zee cause.
JABEZ E. BUDDEN. late Of Norway, dc:
ceased; will and petition for probate thereof
presented by Eugene T. Smith, the executor
therein named.
HATTIE NJ. MACALASTER, late of Norway:
deceased; will and petition for probate Thereon
presented by B. II. Macalaster, the executor
therein named.
HARRIET W. sTARBIRD. late Of Buckneld;
deceased; final account presented Tor allowance
by Harry Dudley, executor.
LEWIS II. REED. late Of Mexico, deceased
second and final account presented Tor allowance
by John Reed, administrator.
ETHEL MORSE Of Porter; petition that name
be changed to Ethel s. Bushby, presented Dy
said Ethel Morse.
SARAH E. CURTIS, late Of Paris. deceased;
first account presented for allowance by Enoch
Whittemore, administrator.
SARAH CURTIS, late of Paris, deceased
petition for determination Of collateral Inherit.
ance tax presented by Enoch Whttemore, ad'
ministrator.
SARAH W. HEwETT. late of Paris, deceased
will and petition for probate thereof presented
by Waterman T. Hewett, the executor therein
named.
HELOISE II. HERSEY, late Of Oxford, de;
ceased : last will and testament presented and
petition for probate thereof and the appointment
Of Heloise E. Hersey as administratrix pre-
scented by said Heloise E. Hersey, only heir
MARY C. D. HUTCHINs, late Of Lancaster
In the state of New Hampshire; copy OF will, also
petition for It's allowance In this county pre-
scented by Persis X. Dewey, the executrix there
In named.
ADDISON E. HERRICK, Judge Of said Court
4 true copy-Attest:
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

The name Of this Pullman car, the
name of the city where it belongs and
the name of the porter standing In the
vestibule are all buried" or contained
In the name Of the railroad. The for
mer is also the name Of an important
island IN the Mediterranean, the city
Ii an important one In the middle
states, and the name Of the porter IS a
short word of three letters.-Designer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he
has been duly appointed executor Of the last
CHARLES n. PORTER. late Of Paris,
In the County of Oxford, deceased. and gtyer
bonds as the law directs. All persons having
demands AGAINST the estate of said deceased
are desired TO present the same for settlement
and all indebted thereto are requested to make
payment Immediately.
Feb ooh, 1905. WILLIAM A. POhTEh.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

"Let me speak with you q moment"
The busy man paused to listen, and
the other furtively begged the price of q
meal.
"That's the first after dinner speech
I ever heard before dinner" said the
busy man.
So tickled was he at his own wit that
he Welded whole dollar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

If you are troubled with piles and
can't find q cure, try Witch Hazel Salve,
but be sure you get that made by E. G.
Dewitt & Co., Chicago. 1t ia the Origi.
nal. If You have used Witch Hazel
Salve without being relieved it is proba-
BILE that you got hold of one Of the many
worthless counterfeits that are sold on
the reputation of the genuine DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. F. A. Shurtleff q
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

Miss Flirt-I'm sorry, but you'll find
some other girl soon who will make you
forget me.
Mr.. stingy-oh, 1 can never forget
Ni.. rlirs-Yss, you oAn. You did
last ChEistmas.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

WITHDRAWING the spat)-I suppose
you imagined you were getting an angel
when you married me.
Huaband-That's what did.
Wife-But you were disappointed, ehP
Husband-Yes; but your disguise was
enough to fool any man.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
NOTICE.

has been duly appointed administrator OF the
ELVA, E. sTETSON. late Of Buckheid,
In the County of Oxford, deceased, and
having demands against the estate Of said de
ceased are desired 70 present the same for set
Element, and all indebted thereto are requested
to make payment Immediately.
Feb. goth, 1905. WASHINGTON HEALD.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13
NOTICE.

The subscribers hereby give notice that they
have been duly appointed administrators OF the
estate OF
in the County Of Oxford, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having
demands against the estate Of said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay.
ment Immediately.
Feb Goth, 1876 CHARLES Z. DECOSTER.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

The best safeguard against headache,
constipation and liver troubles is De-
Wits Little Early Risers. Keep vial
of these famous little pills in the house
and take a dose at bedtime when you
feel that the stomach and bowels need
cleansing. They don't grippe. Sold by
F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-03-13

s'ItItakes,a mighty conscientious man, I"
says the good brother, ito allus be able
to tell de difference tween when he's
tired an when he's lazy"