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The Delta independent., 1906-02-09

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leee0 oooW'e sore rent md other expSnooo,
yo4 ~ his psoet md The oonmlssio0 o. eal6ry
On ~ q Wha4 The dealse hin.Se6 has . ~ g
ehe mae.eetws. Ths retail profit On p3sno
isfsum 47S - 800 Isn't Shis voeih avieef
The Delta independent., 1906-02-09
LpDle CNWinE.

The Department Of Agriculture Of
ten receives communications from
farmers who are maintaining that the
practical agriculturist does not have
much faith in experiments conducted
at experiment stations, a. they arc
ON such . small scale that great
weight cannot be attached to the re-
suits. The statement II made that
were these experiments made ON .
large scale or under conditions such
a. confront the farmer himself, they
might prove more valuable. Taking
this standpoint a. . rule to follow the
New York experiment station through
the Department of Agriculture has re-
ported the results Of an examination
Of 1888 apple orchards covering s.
Ga acres in Wayne and Orleans
counties, New York. Both Of these
counties are extensive apple growing
regions. In one township every Or
The Delta independent., 1906-02-09

proposed system Il that the Weather
Bureau will thus be enabled 70 send 70
transatlantic liners and other vessels,
Information ~ to the limit Of fog I'd
Ice on the Grand Banks % that by
slightly altering their course thsI ~
steer clear Of these dangers.
The Delta independent., 1906-02-09

some to American people to have .
housewife buy meat from diseased an
finals, yet under such . system a. II
adopted in Germany, when one goes to
the market house to buy piece OF
sound meat he IL assured Of getting 1t.
He at least does not buy bad or dis
eassd meat, thinking It II nrst rate.
The Delta independent., 1906-02-09
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
FISH AND MEATS.


Sugar Cured Hams, per h.. ..121kc
Pot Roast, per lb. ....7c and Sc
Veal Roast, per lb. ...........1 Oc
Leg of Veal, per lb. ......12hc
Boneless Rump Corned Beef, ID. sc
Whole Goldfish, per lb. .........S Sc
g Large Mackerel. -. PIC
Salt Pork, per b.. ..........>..8c
Smoked Tongue, per lb.... -. SC
Finnan Haddie, per Id. -. BE
Salmon Bellies, ...,.......6 for Csc
S. & H. Green Trading Stamps.
Both phones. Special attention
paid to city and country orders.
Your patronage solicited. Goods
amounting to one dollar or over
delivered to any part Of the city.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
Her STEPS ) WINS
I HIS FATHERS WIFE
Young Woman Says She Loves
Son of Her 56-Year-Old
Husband.

Journal Special Service.
Chicago, March 16.--Because her %
year-old stepson had carried her up u
long fight Of stairs at their home after
she had tainted, Mrs. Bertha Twitchell,
for divorce by her 56.year-old husband,
Watson H. Twitchell, admits to Judge
McEwen that she fell deeply in love
with the young man and feels that she
can never live with her husband again
Judge McEwen asked that Mrs.
Twitchell appear before him and relate
| the true facts concerning her love for
| her stepson, Walter Twitchell "This
| is the strangest case that has ever come
! before me, - the judge told Mrs.
| Twitchell
ct do want you to give him the
! divorce,'' she said, pleadingly, Hand
/ will tell you the truth about the
matter. I will admit that I am deeply
! in love with my stepson, and feel that
T cannot live without him. I do not
| love his father and never, never could
I live with him again.
"This is an unfortunate affair." said
Twitchell, ST., today. IT realize that
would be a burden to my young wife.
| reason sued for divorce I love my
son too well to ruin his happiness and
! if he wants his stepmother he can GER
| tainly have her.
Judge McEwen has taken the case
under advisement and will announce his
| decision within few days.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
VICTIM OF RABIES
BITES HUSBANDS ARM

journal Special Service.
Bayonne, N. j., March 16-Exhibit-
ing all the symptoms of hydrophobia,
John Afford was taken to the Bayonne
hospital yesterday.
His wife was Dastensby dog twelve
years ago and soon died IF hydropho-
bia. In her last agonies she bit her
husband on the arm, ha having nursed
her with loving soleituus:
Afford fell Ill a few days ago. He
had a series of COMMISSIONS aad became
delirious today: He was so violent in
the intervals Of the spasms, which con-
vulsed his whole b,asy, that his family
could :a:At Sal,txa:: .E.ss,l and sent 1os rs
police ,.-.s-:@s,, ~. ,s..sA.s=ss,.4$. H.
The F:tydeiana who saw Afford are
greatly pnszlee.. The symptoms de-
scribed bare f,~s almost exactly those
Of hydrophnoia. But the doctors say
the, periov. o. incubation of the disease
in man is broadly from three to sig
mon tbs, or little longer Well-knowr
physicians will hold a. consultation over
Afford tomorrow ., try tc diagnose ex-
actlY his ailmant 47N7-ok y = 10
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
ACROSS ATLANTIC AND
I1o5r. , ;. rs ,It.&aIQH IL n-$ - q AZ
=.:.'.: : BACK lk@soNE WEEK

Journal Special servics.pd 3 C. b5.ie,<5sl t. i
Z. New York. March 16s-as9sA steam
ship that could; race oYersfthe seas from
New York to Queenstown in three days
and eighteen hours, or there and back
in week. 10 @G&if&.r TT
Shipbuilders who predicted this a
decade ago were scoffed dat, but it will
be an accomplished fact when the Gu
nard lines monster vessels, the Lusita-
MIA and Mauritania, Begin their ocean
express traffic next winter. They will
be the longest boats in the world by
almost 100 feet. ''s
The Lusitania is now building on the
Clyde and the Mauritania on the Tyne.
The former will be launched in May and
her sister ship a few months later. Both
will be equipped to carry traffic before
next Christmas. They are expected to
develop a speed of thirty-one statute
miles an hour, making It possible to
cover the distance Of $500 miles from
New York to Queenstown In three days
and eighteen hours. Il" -.~As. - =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
Some Illusions Of the Stage.

. Campbell McCulloch, writing in The
Journals, Sunday Magazine upon
"Stage Illusions tells-how some i'm
portant theatrical tricks are done.
"Dida, - the tank mystery, the flying
cages, of the magicians, crack marks,
manship, the basket trick and similar
illusions brought from India, looping
the loop and other daredevil performs
ances, are all shown to be comparative
ly simple mechanisms, put together for
The sole purpose Of amusing as we'll as
humbugging the public.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
A Rear story.

Ed Mott for more than a generation
the unequalled bear story teller Of
America, contributes a short adventure
Of his well-known type, entitled tCap-
tain Jeffingwell g Pistol" in The Jour
nal's Magazine next Sunday. It was an
old-fashioned four -shooter-that pistol
and Silas Gimble lost the treasure by
accidentally dropping it into the mouth
Of a bear standing guard at*the foot of
reasons Of his own. The wonderful
manner in which the lost pistol was re-
turned to Captain Jeffingwell is the
burden Of Mr.. Mott IS story.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
HOW THE TROUBLE STARTED,
Chicago Tribune.

"Talk about human beings having
descended from such AS &, you!'' ex.
claimed Poll. 'sssThey,re much more
likely to have evolved from birds. You
can't speak their language, and CAM
II don't deny, responded Jocko,
9 that they got their long tongues from
your family | |7
It was then that the two had their
celebrated monkey and parrot time.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
EXPLAINED.
PHILADELPHIA. Press

Phlladelphla Press.
Miss Ascum-Have you seen Miss
Roxie Elders latelyq
Miss Knox Yes; saw her yesterday
and she actually appeared to be at least
ten years younger than the last time
I saw her.
Miss Ascum-Oh, come, now
Miss Knox-Fact! She was in her
automobiles at the time and wore a
mask.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
!. THERE ARE OTHERS.
louisville Courier-Journa

IOu1SV1IIe ECOuT1ef-JOurnal.
Il don't believe in impressing or
boys the idea that they may be presi
dent some day. @
"Why notsO
"It's liable to spoil 'em in later life
Look at Tom Watson
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
s25 to the Pacific Coast via the s

The. best of service via the ssTrue
Scenic Route through the Canadian
Rocky mountains. Tickets on sale
every day. For further information and
tickets, inquire at ticket office. ZIG
Third street S.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
TEAS AND COFFEES.

IF YOU have not tried it yet it
will pay you to try it-our 21a-
lib cans of Java and Mocha is a
world beater at, per can. -. Soc
Best Tea, any kind, A-lb box SOC
Runkel Bros Manhattan Choco-
late, guaranteed as good as any
chocolate in the market, ID 23c
Pure Cocoa, per lb. ........ :. .26c
s-oz bottle Of Lemon or Vanilla
Triple Strength, our own
make ..... zoe
Best Shredded Cocoanut, 2 lbs Csc
Best Seeded Raisins, 8 pkgs for Csc
Best Currants, 3 lib pkgs for Csc
Battleship Table Syrup, 1-gal.
cans for, 400
Good Maple Syrup, 1.gal cans Csc
Diamond c Laundry Soap, 100 ;.
bar box. ..s..... $3.50
Diamond c., Swift IS Pride or
Lenox Soap, 25 bars. ;. -. SIC
lib pkg 20 Mule Team Borax. Zoe
| 8 large bars Wool Soap. .:25c
Washing Soda, 8 lbs for. loo
! Bluing or Ammonia, 4 qt-bot-
Scourine, same as sapolio, 6 for Csc
Gedney's Sweet Wrinkled Peas,
per dozen ...... .95C
Maine Corn, quality guaranteed,
per dozen .................S 5c
Bartlett Pears,3 BIB cans for 27c
Red Alaska Salmon, 6 cans for Csc
Best Granulated Sugar, per 100
pounds -. S4.75
Searchlight Matches, 5 SC pkgs 15c
Grocers' Matches, absolutely
noiseless, 2 pkgs for. ...25c
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16

Git-La Grippe is a rational treatment
for colds. It kills the grippe germ.
Cures in one day. All druggists. Csc.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16

Ask for Glove rnbbers. Foot Schulze
mark on the sole. Best dealers.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11
Qas'.ioa No. 10

Please tell ne Why that Paul
hid 10 obey. the law Of nosss
usdsr sbs directions Of the twelve
apostles al.sis hs had preached
ssvsatsss 'yssrS' 70 sbs GENTLE
Please road.
Aud they are informed 81 ihee. ihs,
thou leschest all the Jews whwh are
among the 0en,iles TO forsake Moses.
saying The, they ought not 70 sircumcisc
their children. neither u. Walk after the
customs,
VIVA, Is Il therefore! the multitude
mus, needs come together. for,hcy will
hear thst thun art come,
DO therefore this inst W. cay 10
thee; We have f"sr men which have u
vow 90 them.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11
Qsss.io. No. Il

Please tell ~ Why Il vas that
Pssi mid tAisi
-As eoaesraisg Tie gospsl. thss ere
sssnis for yoar sakss; bat y touching
ihs slsctios. ihsy are beloved for the
isthen' saks. Rom. 1i.-sS.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11
QUESTION NO. 20.

Bro. Garrett.
! Please explain vhy Did zipporh
Moses wife and Ass s.ysons wlsa they
come 10 we Moses Why we've thsy called
her two ems ssd .whY Gsrshoms oss OIL
Der COOS said ,,hp was an allies In Z
strange land, nd SIisIer. her other en-
ssid. for the God Of my father. sail be.
was ,nins help WIS, IL shv csuse o.
this contrast.
]. II. Ryme'.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11
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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11
Question. No. 20

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10 time The food Of 'Joahi
- Spencer ellis
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11

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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11
TANNING

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tho colony people. All t'udsef
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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11

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N"sxical Jews: AID the RE
Musaicat Jews have i"-n hr"ugh
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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1906-10-11


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The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
THE CADDYS COMMENT.
One That Was Not Very Compliment tary to a Professional
 Player

Walter J. Travis, the golfer, set up his ball, and then made half a dozen swishes at the short grass with the driver, relates the New York Tribune.
 "I am not in good form,'' he said, T am playing like a broker we had here last week.
 This broker played once around, making dreadful exhibition of him. self. Of this, though, he was not aware. He was doing pretty we'll for him.
 The mans caddy was an unusually quiet, stolid lad, boy with a freckled face quite devoid of expression.
 And since the caddy never once laughed or sneered at his bad play, the broker took a fancy to him. And he said at the end of the round, in the hope of getting a compliment:
 "I have been travelling for the last six months. 1 am quite out of prae- tice That is why I am in such bad form to-day
 The caddy replied, calmly:
 Then ye'Ye played before, have ye. sir? '
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
DIAMOND DEALERS MISTAKE
One of His Own Gems, But He Failed to Recognize the
 Sparkler.

Will you please examine this dia- mond,' said man who had stepped into jewellers shop, 'and tell me what you think of it? If it is good stone, I think I will buy it.
 The jeweler took the gem. which was unset, and looked at it critically for g moment. Then in a confidential tone he said
 Well, to tell you the truth, that isn't very good stone. It hasn't much fire, it is badly cut, and there is some thfns here very much like a flaw. !" Then he held the diamond under a mi croscope and examined it carefully, finally observing: No, it isn't exactly flaw, but I shouldn't call it a per pect stone. Now, if you want some thing really fine, here"
 Excuse me-" the other man inter rupted. "I don't think I'll buy a dia- mono to-day. This is a diamond that one of your assistants let me take Sat urday on approval. 1 deposited $40 on 1t. Please let me have my. money, and We will declare the deal off"
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
BITS FOR BACHELORS.

Many men think themselves self made who are really marriage-made.
 The man who avoids matrimony on account of the cares of welded life rivals the wiseacre who secured him. self against corns by having his legs amputated.
 Don't marry for beauty alone. Soc rates called beauty "a short-lived tyr amy" and Theophrastus pronounced it "a silent cheat The man who marries for beauty alone is as silly as the man who would buy a house be- cause it had fine flowers in the front garden.
 It is in life as it is with kite; 1t will not fly very high until it has a string tying it down And so the man who is tied down by half dozen re- responsibilities and their mother will make a higher and stronger fight than the bachelor who, having nothing to keep him steady, is always floundering in the mud.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
DIETARY DICTA.

Dinner should be of lighter nature in summer than in winter.
 A quart of wheat contains more nu. triment than a bushel of eucumbers.
 There is a happy mean between eat, ing everything and being squeamish.
 Two pounds of potatoes contain as much nutriment as 13 pounds of turnips.
 Light soups, light desserts and light meals should have the preference in warm weather.
 Vegetables and fruits are to be used most generously at that season of the year in which they naturally mature.
 Beginning the dinner with soup is the very best way to get the whole system in condition for assimilatlnx . hearty meal.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
CONCERNING CLOCKS.

Never allow the clock to run down. It responds to regular attention just as surely as human being does and keeps it's course truly when made to follow it's endless routine.
 The hands of clock should always be turned forward. To set the hands by reversing the right-hand motion is to loosen delicate screws that hold them within reach of various cog slips.
 Never allow the clock to be moved from the position where it is we'll bal aneed. A deviation of two or three minutes day from the correct time may be the result of an uneven placing of the clock, and once it is properly adjusted it should not be shifted for dusting or for artistic pur- poses This is especially true of clocks that have a pedulum.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
TORTURED WITH ECZEMA.
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body Scratched Until Bled-Wonder-
 ful Cure by Cuticura.

Last year I suffered with a tremendous itching on my back, which grew worse and worse, until it spread over the whole body. and only my face and hands were free. For four months or so I suffered torments, and l had to scratch, scratch, scratch, until l bled. At night when 1 went to bed things got worse, and 1 had at times until 1 was as sore as could be, and until l suffered excruciating pains They told me that 1 was suffering from eczema. Then l made up my mind that I would use the Cuticura Remedies 1 used them ac- cording to instructions. and very soon in deed ] was greatly relieved I continued until well, and now 1 am ready to recom- mend the Cutieura Remedies to any one Mrs. Mary Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla, June 2S. l905,"
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

overexerted myself in the least degree. At times I was weighed down with feeling of languor and depression and suffered continually from annoying ir- Tegularities of the kidney secretions. I procured a box of Doan's Kidney Pills and began using them. I found prompt relief from the aching and lameness in my back, and by the time I had taken three boxes I was cured of all irregularities.
 Sold by all dealers; 50 cents box. Foster Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
Good for All Seasons.

Summer is here and at last the great Southern Staple is beginning to grow a little. Whether there should be a very large crop raised or not, prosperous times are promised for short crop of cotton always commands a very high price. This condition warrants all in keeping their property well insured. A policy in The Mississippi Home Insurance Company, which has stood all tests for 2l years, is a mighty good thing to have all the year round. Ask for the agent in your town.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

N. Y, writes:
 Seven years ago I was suffering very much through the failure of the kid neys to eliminate the uric acid from my system. My back was very lame and ached if 1
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
PROFIT POINTERS.

l Nobody wants an over-anxious man. He gets on ones nerves.
 Did you ever know tricky" man to make a permanent success?
 Matter is composed of atoms. Busi- nesses are built ap by attention to de- tails.
 Business is not necessarily hard work. Make 1t good fun, and you'll do more.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
Behind the Times.

Jamie is so mortified at her hus- bands illness that she won't tell any, one what is the matter with him. What disease has he?"
 "Oldfashioned consumption. IN. Y. Times
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
Nothin' Doin'

Want ny ice?" "lt's fresh? % Yep" Firing me up two-cent chunk" Where re ye at 'Six floor, back" Gee awp."-Judge.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Talk never seems cheap when the one talking to you is little dear- Yale Record.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Every man has his trade. The bo0z- keeper cant juggle cannon balls any more than the juggler can balance. q set of books.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
Lea wing a Card.

But, surely you are the man I gave some pie to a fortnight ago" "Yes, lidy; I thought p'r'aps you'd like to know I'm able to get about again. - Taller
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Say. I came to this dance without an invitation" 50 did I. How did you work it." Nobody stopped me. How did you?" Same way. My wife's giving the dance"
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
A Harmless Laxa. tive.

Ii you must take laxative, take harm less one. Lax-Fos does not gripe, therefore does not irritate. Irritation Is what does the harm. Price 50 cents.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
Voracity.

Angler-Do the fish bite eronaa Eere?
 Native-Bite? Say, stranger xS hz~s to muzzle 'em so they won't TEA ss the inherent bystander IN YySns-
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Some people are so cautious that they even look before they creep.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14
You Don't Have to Wait.

Every dose makes you feel better. Lax Eos keeps your whole inside right. Not one srpe in a full bottle. Sold on the money back plan everywhere. Price 50 cents.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Do your clothes look yellow? If so, use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will make them white as snow. oz. package, , cents.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

"She is going to marry him to re- form him." .Why don't she reform him first?" "Oh, he'd have too much sense to get married then"
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

Opportunity has an aggrayating manner of calling on a man when he is not in
The Carlisle independent., 1906-06-14

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