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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-11-09
TAUNTON BEAT
BR0CKT0N At POLO

The third game in the polo exhibition
series between Taunton and Brockton at
the Broadway rink at Taunton last night
gave Taunton an easy victory. the score
standing 10 9 This gives Taunton two
games in three. The fourth and final
game OF the series will occur In Brockton
Saturday night. The following Thursday
the American Polo league will open its
season. This was made public when the
announcement OF the discontinuance OF
the preliminary series was made here af-
ter the game.
The league magnates will meet at the
Quincy house, Boston, on Sunday to ar
range a schedule and fix the clubs.
Last nights contest was exciting, de-
spite its one-sidedness, and abounded in
thrilling plays. In which Jean and Nc
Gilvray for the home club and Cusick
and Miller for Brockton played a leading
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-11-09
ENTRAL LETTER CARRIERS TOUR
NAMENT
EAST SIDE
Totals. ........ ss5 AIS 481

THREE-MAN EVENTS.
Jones. Kinnere and Evans knocked out
910 team total in the Music Hall three
man event. Kinnere connected with the
pins for 119 single and a 314 total. AL
len. Ogg and Kinnere were second, with a
9S6 score.
MUSIC HALL THREE-MAN TOURNEY.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-11-09
LOST IN
BOWLING MATCH

The final series OF the ser-Donnelly
800 match at Central last evening ended
a fve-straight victory for the latter. CIV
Ing him the purse by an s to score.
Tho second floor al Central was jam
med sardine-like long before the time set
for the contest TO begin. Shortly after
$50 Besser started the first ball on its
way down the alley amidst a confusion
o fcheers that was deafening. Bess open
cd with a 10 and an box. Donneily se-
cured 10 In the first and 7-pin spaN
In the second, placing him nine TO the
good.
From this point 10 the finish Besser
could never catch his man. although he
made a noble effort in the last four boxes
This string finished with the crowd I'm "A
frenzy of excitement Score. Donnelly 133
Besser 106. -
The second string was the closest of the
FIVE.
Prior to the commencement of the fifth
string Whiteley, acting for Besser and
Vickers challenged any two men in the
state for a $500 match. Dan Fitzpatrick
also offered to match Donnelly against
BesseG in a 15-string match for any part
OF $500, the player securing the largest to-
tai in the Is games to be the winner, FIVE
strings to be rolled at Infantry five at
O'Gorman's and five at Central.
rho
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-11-09
To
MEET CLASSICAL

The Pawtucket High football team
plays the Classical eleven this afternoon
at $3.50 on the Sabn street grounds. Paw
tucket. This contest will have an impor-
tant bearing on the interscholastic cham
plonship and IL is Classcal's last game.
The teams are quite evenly balanced as
10 weight and close game is expected.
The probable lineup follows:
PAWTUCKET. CLASSICAL
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-11-09

Allen ,........... 92 81 100 PA
Totals. 4SS 423 4os 1865
CAPITOL HILL JUNIOR TOURNA-
MENT.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-11-09
HALL A. s. co. LEAGUE.
EAGLE NO l.

WASHINVION BAN K CDFlRkS
TOURNAMENT
INDUSTRIAL TRUST COMPANY.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16
"Joshua slmpkins.p

Joshua simpkins" will be the at
traction at the Grand Opera House
Tuesday. February. 2Oths Itisfsaid 70
be a wen written pastoral play, with
an interesting plot, the story being g
happy blending Of sunshine and shad:
ow The situations are said toabe
sthkingIy realistic with an overflow
Of fun and amusement. There are
seven comedy parts in addition to
that OF Uncle Josh, which characteris
a whole show in itself A sensational
novelty. is introduced in the third act
In the shape Of a realistic sawnlll
scene, In which a monster circular
saw Is used, and which Is said to acc.
stuaIly saw through real timber. Al
tino orchestra is carried by the com
pany, also a fine band Of music, which
will make burlesque parade about
noon.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

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not 81 r. hwured has front Of
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as rare iiiin AZ TalaSqner cartoon
4 or senitto seillui silver mirror
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three francs o. 60 ceuls For one
gram ofrsa eTas bnir fAai is naturally
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Fhebes sFag aair ls worth Eve times
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the coin alra a stock
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pay atlSais ekpensesl plus a proai by
Italian gtay hair
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other Sonhtfles on account or the con-
vents Tte inmates Of convanis have
their beads shaved. pndall that beau
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gray Tha buy
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with tFinee Of real say hair.
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16
NATURES LABORATORY.


onsi over-rorked ana b,9Sen a2r-
wenen contNr9 any Aeonci eN.'I't'
lhey one neither patent i1eoi@'rt. rp.
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leaHitle ne great laboratory nf NFn'iQi
pA, printed upon i- Wrapper
IA tlie ingredients snenne mo I'.
ceuin t.on. This "a why SO many
Iliiptei 1elced physicians now nr'-ci'u'
item md recommend heni To lne.i
l9atlel,is when they "onlu not inm1 or
setyts9eg lne zee OF ? secret 1os.so ..
Skney k1oW Nnat lne4 arc oou'toaeo o.
md ltlas zee ingredients afe tno-7 en-, en-,
sdntse N the mos eminent mea'cai
AUTH Ettias Of eA schools OF pl@cn04'
" fr4 Htorrs PROTECTED.
i
Iile exact working formula ,of max
ING lerce 5 meu'clnea without "a.
rso 81 drop OF alcohol and preserving
them t,illHa paired ln my sllmp'e lVl HAy
lenI 81 tltlei COST IT lleIVr son l''
asststAnt chemists ana .puafm af''-
steeioSis course OF study Ann rApetl'
ment enoing over several {ual''
With use oi chemically pure glyos's,'
lnst we sasnt Strength eng -n 'l. ~'.u
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

WANTEIrTo borrow for 2 years the
sums Of $1.7OO and $1,000 respectively.
Loans secured by hrst iiens on best
improved city real estate. Flor Iparticu-
lars address Loan, care Of West vir..
ginian. *
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16
~. prEpcE's PATH.

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DR., Pierce believes that in our native
forests are to be found an abundance OF
most valuable medicinal plants torthe
cure Of many distressing and most
fatal maladies, II we would only seek
them out, test them and learn how
and for what diseases to use them.
Furthermore, he believes that tho veg
etable kingdom is the one 70 resort TO
for the most harmless remedial agents.
They act most kindly upon the tu-
man system and are eliminated or'tar.
fed out of the body by the natural
functions without injury, even in cases
where it is necessary to make protraCted
use Of them in order to experience per-
manent cures. DR.. Pierce's medicines
being purely vegetable, are perfectly
harmless. In other words, while they
are potent to cure, being purely Vese-
table in composition and containing no
alcohol, they leave no bad effects be-
hind. This is not generally true when
mineral medicines and those containing
large percentages Of alcohol arc taken
into tho system and their use protracted
over considerable periods Of time.
Many years ago, Dr.. Pierce dilcoy1
cred that chemically pure glycerine Of
proper strength, is a better solvent and
preaerVatiYe Of the medicinal principles
residing in our Indigenous, or native,
medicinal plants than is alcohol; and,
tuthermore, that it possesses intrinsic
medicinal properties of its own, being
ID
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

WANTED AT ONCE Bright ener
getic ladies to solicit for manufac-
turer. Steady employment. Salary
$4,000 to $500 per month. Address
In ow hand writing, Manufacturer"
West virginian Office. First class 20.
sition,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16
COLLECTED SMILES.

The retired merchant was looking
over his old dodgers,
What satisfaction does that afford
yoa?" asked the caller.
"a heap he answered. When
somebody calls me an old skinaint and
a mlser II does me good to look at The
unpaid accounts Of my forty years ~
business and reflect that I've given
away in my time without counting ~
terest, S27.4s1,se."- Chicago Tribune.
franklin They say that Smith leads
an IDEAL married life.
POM Yes, he married an orphan.
Philadelphia Telegraph.
SWEET MELODY FLOUR, Il
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16
THEY STAND ALONE.

The fact that neithor Dr.. Piera's
Golden Medical Discovery, the great
stomach tonic, liver inyigorator, hart
regulator and blood purifier, nor his
HEayorite Prescription for weak nery-l
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16
WANT COLUMN.
Do You Know What We wanta
ca,a,.al Sto,.A 90 Adr - AZ
Several Short Ads,
One Cent Per Word.

FOR RENT-one seyen.room house.
Two fourroom cottages, two fats. All
modern conyeniences. Good locations.
h. shaIn Peoples Bank Building. <
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

FOR RRN Furnished or unfurnisa-
ed rooms at S2s Water street, First
ward.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

WANT COLUMN
Do You know What We wants
Several Short Ads" at
One Cent Per Word.
FOR RENT-one seyen.room house.
Two four.room cottages, two fats. All
modern conveniences. Good locations.
q. shain, Peoples Bank Building. 81
FOR REN T-Furnished or unturnisd-
ed rooms at S2s Water street, First
ward.
WANTED-G Girl for general house
work. Some one to work during the
day and sleep at home preferred. Ap-
ply either noon or evening at 82G Gas.
ton avenue.
LOsT-A chattelaine watch, Roman
sold with dog head on back. Return
TO this ONCE.
FOR KENT Basement room. 'front.'
ing on Parks avenue, under Citizens
Dollar Savings Bank.
FOR RENT A few choice office rooms
in the new Peoples Bank building, APP
ply at the Peoples Bank.
FOR RENT-A six.room house with
bath at 413 Washington street. Pos
session at once. Apply to J.W, Hair
& Co.'S Office. Main street,
FOR RENT-Four large rooms, all
conveniences. No. EOS Market street,
First ward. Next door to Pople's
store. <
FOR RENT -S.roomed house, water
and gas, Apply sos Alta street.
FOR SALE-Honse and lot on Cole
man avenue.
WANTED-A competent girl to do
general housework Washing except.
ed Good wages. Apply 1e7 Maple
avenue. *
WANTED Girl for general house
work at 7l5 Eairmont avenue.
H y e. t. . i
FOR RENT-A teh.room house at
2O7, Sd street, South Side.
WANTED TO rent a four to six room
house, with a few acres Of ground.
within one to three miles Of Fairmont,
on street car line preferred. Write
A, H. b.. care West virginian office.
FOR RENT-A number Of fine office
rooms for rent in the Geo. N. Jacobs
building, Monroe street. Inquire OF
Geo. NJ. Jacobs, County Clerks Office
WANTED AT ONCE Bright ener
getic ladies 10 solicit for manurac-
turer. Steady employment Salary
$4,000 to $500 per month. Address
lin ow hand writing, Manufacturer"
West virglnian Office. First class 20.
Esition.
~ 49, y - .-g-.ll- a 8
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

FOR RENT S.roomed house, water
ana gas. Convenient for two families.
Apply sos Fourth street.
FOR sALE-A fine Jersey COW, four
years Old. gives over two gallons Of
mix per day, Apply to F. NJ, Waldo,
7O5 Virginia avenue, FairmoBt-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

FOR RENT-A number Of fine office
rooms for rent in the Geo. NJ. Jacobs
building, Monroe street. Inquire OF
Geo. NJ. Jacobs, County Clerks Office
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

WANTED Girl for general house
work. Some one to work during the
day and sleep at home preferred. Ap-
ply either noon or evening at s2G Gas.
ton avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

.LOsT-A chattelaine watch, Roman
sold with dog head On back. Return
TO this Office.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

FOR RENT-;A teh.roon house at
2O7, Sd street, South Side.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

WANTED TO rent a four 70 sK room
house, with a few acres Of ground.
within one to three miles Of Fairmont
on street car line preferred. Write
A. Il. b., care West virginian office.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

WANTED Girl for general HOUSE
work at 7l5 Eairmont avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

FOX KENT Basement room. 'front.'
ing on Parks avenue, under Citizens
Dollar Savings Bank.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-16

wANTED-A competent girl to do
general homework: Washing except.
ed Good wages. Apply 1e7 Maple
avenue. x
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
Cooper to Leave Nashville

Reports from Nashville, Tenn,
the field of L. T. Cooper's work for
the past three weeks, tell of DEM
onstration acclaiming the success
OF that young man that is without
parallel in the history of the city.
Cooper made the announcement a
day or two ago that he was about
to close his visit to the Tennessee
city and since that, time he has
been fairly besieged at his head
quarters by clamoring populace.
Hundreds of Nashvillians have
been relieved from long-standing
illnesses by the use of this young
mans remedies and these, with
many others who wished to see him
before his departure, so blocked
and jammed the drug store where
he has established his headquarters
that it was almost impossible to
get either in or out.
Cooper, it will be remembered,
is the man who created such sem
sation at Minneapolis, St. Paul.
st. Louis, Milwaukee and other
large cities of the central-western
SeAsSS oOOot q y dSO Will LIS
remarkable remedies.
1t is said that the relief his prep
arations afford is not confined to
any one trouble, but that in cases
OF Stomach trouble, Kidney COM
plants, Cartarrh, Rheumatism and
Deafness his success has been uni
form. From the stories related in
the Southern city people who have
been afflicted for years have found
relief through the use of this young
mans remedies and he has won the
gratitude of untold hundreds in
Central and Eastern Tennessee.
In the stories that have appeared
of his work are mentioned the
names of many people of promi-
nence in Tennessee's capital city.
Among these was B. B. Lasater,
living at 1924 North Fourth Avenue.
Upon being interviewed in regard
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
FROM FANCY TO FACT.
She Woke Up When the Alarm Clock
Buzzed.

She woke Up Wnen the Alarm NtoCN
Buzzed.
20, thank you!" exclaims the de-
lighted wife, as her husband hands
her q large bunch of money and tells
her to go right down town and buy
everything she likes.
Don't mention it," replies the hus.
band. Il want you to have everything
your heart desires in the way OF
dresses and bonnets this summer.
realize that have not been as gener'
Gus as l should have been, and hope
l may be able to make up for 1t now.
Here, take this double handful of gold
$40 pieces, too. Look out there!
You're dropping them"
But the double handful of gold TWEEN
ties fell to the floor and went jingling
here and there and the husband
laughed merrily until
B-r-r.r-r-r.r-r!
1t was the alarm clock, and she
heard the voice of her husband say
ing:
"Tll be late to work again to-day
Say, lend me half dollar, won't you?
l haven't got car fare and lunch
money this morning"
1t is such distressing occurrences as
this that make women wish they had
married the squint-eyed, freckled boy
who afterward left home and became
plutocrat. - Seattle Post-lntelli
gencer.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
MANY Such.

Old Mrs. B., lady notorious for her
saving habits, one morning entered
the doctors surgery, leading a healthy
boy of nine years. We'll, Mrs. B."
said the doctor. who's our patient?"
"My nevew from town. Mrs. B. re-
Piled Not much wrong with him,
should say" laughed the doctor, pinch
ing his red cheeks. Its about is ap-
petite, DOCTOR" said the boys aunt, in
a low voice. Surely he doesn't need
an appetizer" Good gracious, no,
DOCTOR" replied Mrs. B., in Mortified
accents. Il want you to give me sum-
mat to make is appetite less. Ell
eat me out Of 'ouse an 'ome afore is
months 'oliday is up if is appetite
amt cut down!"-Sacred Heart Re
view.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
CHICKEN sTUFFiNG MACHINE.
Food Pumped Into Fowls to Make
Them Fat

Food Pumped into Fowls to Make
Them Fat.
The chicken was rather stringy anc
tough.
Chicken will continue to be stringy
and tough said the chicken farmer,
until the cran,ming machine is uni
versally adopted.
There is only one way-and it's
cruel way-to have perfectly tender
the birds UP month before killing
them, give them 10 exercise and feed
them with stuffing machine. This
machine is mounted, usually on a
wheelbarrow. It's hopper contains the
feed, rich mixture of milk, fat and
ground oats. Attached to the hopper
are flexible rubber tube and hand
pump. The farmer, at feeding time,
wheels the machine to the house
where the chickens are confined, takes
the birds up one by one, shoves the
end OF the tube three inches down the
throat, and pumps in food until the
crop is filed.
The chickens squawk and struggle.
They don't like to eat that way. In
fact, they loathe the very sight of the
machine.
But the main thing is that, thanks
to their confinement and the hated
machine, the birds eat the greatest
possible amount of food and take the
least possible amount of exercise, put
ting on healthy fat, and developing a
tender, fine grained flesh, in a manner
impossible to the ordinary barnyard,
hustling, strenuous chicken
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09

to the matter, he said: ''For
several years was afflicted with a
severe form of stomach trouble and
with rheumatism. My stomach was
never in good condition and for the
past few months almost anything
l attempted to eat disagreed with
me. At times l had good appe-
tite and again the sight of food
would nauseate me. | suffered a
great deal of pain in the region of
the stomach and was greatly both
cred by an accumulation of gas
shortly after eating anything. My
rheumatism was also source of
great trouble. My arms were
drawn and almost useless and large
knots had formed on my hands
and forearms which were exceed
ingly painful. | was persuaded by
friend to give the Cooper reme-
dies a trial and have been using
them for about three weeks. My
stomach is in prime condition, l
am able to eat with a relish and
suffer no after effects as | did a few
weeks ago. The pain in my arms
is gone and the muscles are relaxed
and growing stronger. You see
those knots have almost disap-
peared, and they are absolutely
without soreness. The effects of
this medicine appear very wonder
full to me as l have tried many rem
edies without receiving any notice
able benefit. am more than CRATE
full to Mr.. Cooper and, like hun
dreds OF others in this city, feel that
nothing | can do will quite express
how l feel toward him."
The sale of Cooper's preparations
in Sauk Centre has been so large
as to be regarded by many as
phenomenal and at Hanson &
Emerson's drug store, where the
remedies are sold in this city there
is said to be large demand for
them.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
Prof. Tyler of Amherst college,

Prof. Tyler of Amherst college,
said recently: ga man can live COM
fortably without brains; no man ever
existed without a digestive system.
The dyspeptic has neither faith, hope
or charity" Day by day people real
ize the Importance of caring for their
digestion; realize the need of the use
of little corrective after overeating.
A corrective like Kodol for Dyspepsia.
1t digests what you eat. Sold by all
druggists.
Why does the sun burn? Why does
a mosquito sting? Why do we feel
unhappy in the Good Old Summer
Time? Answer: we don't. We use
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, and
these little ills don't bother us.
Learn to look for the name on the
box to get the genuine. Sold by all
druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
MISDIRECTED ENERGY.
Spelling a Good Physician to Make a
Poor Musician.

Poor Musician.
Frances, a girl of thirteen, was des-
tined by her mother to be fine musi-
clan. While still a child she was
taught to read the notes and her tiny
fingers were placed on the keyboard.
Year in and year out the child was
obliged to practice, and she acquired
measured amount of skill, but her
playing was wooden and spiritless. In
despair, her mother said to her. What
do you expect to be when you are
grown up?''
The girl sighed. When am grown
up, mother, if / had a house of my
own, the first thing l shall do will be
to order the piono chopped up for
kirdling wood. want to be doctor"
AS time passed musical studies were
dropped, and duly Frances went to the
medical college. At last she was al
loved liberty t. grow in her own
proIer direction. She is a successful
physician. treating nervous disorders
with rare sympathy and understand.
ing.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
Summer Diarrhoea In Children

During the hot weather of the
summer months the first unnatural
looSenesS of a child'S bowels should
have immediate attention, so as to
check the disease before it becomes
serious. All that is necessary is a
few doses of Chamberlain'S Collie,
Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy fol-
lowed by dose of castor oil to cleanse
the system. Rev. NJ. 0. Stockland,
Pastor of the first M. E. church,
Little Falls, Mimi, writes: ''We
have used Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoes Remedy for
several years and find it very valu-
able remedy, especially for summer
disorders in children" Sold by
Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1906-08-09
HE SAW 1T BURIED.
How Automobiiist Maze Sure the Dog
Was Really Dead.

How Automobiiist Maze Sure the Dog
Was Really Dead.
A certain village on the Roman
road to Scotland used to have a bad
reputation among cyclists. Few ever
got through it without suffering from
the attacks of big dog Cncited, it is
believed, by it's owner), which flew
viciously at passing machines and
gave the riders very bad time.
Often enough had this dogs decease
been reported, but the story of its ulti-
mate defeat and death is graphically
told in the neighborhood.
One hot day a meek-looking clergy
man stopped at a wayside inn and
begged the boniface to give him a
meal. He explained his inability to
pay for it by declaring, as he was
passing through an adjacent village, a
brute of dog bounced out of house
and got under bis motor. He rode 1t
down and killed it, and had given its
owner all the money he possessed as
compensation.
The landlords eyes grew wide.
Are you certain that you kilt the
dorg" he asked.
Indeed, yes. To make sure it was
really dead, compelled them to bury
it while was there"
Then come inside and have din
ner at my expense, parson," cried
Boniface, enthusiastically. THAT
dogs been kilt many time before,
goodness knows, but ye're t first man
ats had the gumption to stop an see
it buried"