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Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
STATEN ISLAND
RAPID TRANSIT r. r.
TIME TABLE IN EFFECT MAY 81. zoe

TIME TABLE IN EFFECT MAY 81. 'O6.
Perth Amboy to New York IS: 10. 6 10.
200, 1870; 1870, 200, 500 S:52, S:52,
:aS. s :55, 6;S5, :55, SOP. 10 rs, I'll rs
pm
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
ll;s5 am. IL Il ;Ss5.. j IS. 1s s':55. 81; s:5js. i G:SS.,
5 $50, 6:1O, ESQ, $50, S;ib. S;O5. 10 :25
New York to Perth Amboy 20 90 Z ;os,
5:45, G;15. $50, $40, Q 100. 10 :OO,' II 100.
III 700 PM, az 80 am.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
$3.50, 700, 800, 0 80, 10:2O, II 90 g
m, II 100 m. ] 200, 9 100, 3 100, 500, s 100.
700, $40, 1920. 500, $40, 9:2O, 10 80.
FERRY BETWEEN PERTH AMBoY
AND TOTTENYILLE.
7;e eS~z z'sS %9s s;es H'8sg -; % 81 II 10 e. 5 = =.
! 49, s:iSi.. ae1;sssss Z :c5' ! ~ 7::555S.' 500.
9;45' 1929, II ;25 PM 2;45 am:
1890, 10 $50. 11:55 am, IL :55, 1853.
s:55, S;5S, 4;5O, $50, $40, $50. 1890.
Leave Tottenviile 81 :Ss, 5:55. 6:22.
S;42l 7:1o, 7,;45, s:12 3 1875 10 ;O5, 10 :4o.
4:45, 5:45s e:29,. 6 80, 7:14. 1888, S:4s.
8 1876, 10 .09. IL ;OS pm, 1898, / :33 am.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
'6;25, 1888, s 20, 9:05.. 8 40, 10 :15.
4tlO, 3 10, 5:55, $40. 7:10, 1850, $3.50,
$40, $50, 10 49,, II ;S5 pm, ~ ;S5 am.
Express train leaving Perth Amboy at
Z :30 am. will stop at New Dorp only at
7:57 am.
Special Saturday Schedule.
BEGINNING SATURDAY, MAY 26TH,
AND UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, the
following schedule will be run between
the hours of ~ 100 noon and II 100 pm.
STATEN ISLAND RAILWAY.
Leave New York CMunicipal Ferryl Cor
Perth Amboy and Intermediate Stations:
IL 100 m, | :15 pm, $50, 2 100, 80, 3:1b,
4 200. $40, SEQ, G 900, Gao, 7:4Q, 300,
Leave Perth Amboy for New York and
pm, i:s2. 10, 2 :52. $50, 4":f3. s :S5,
6 40, 7:40, $40, 10 :25, II 49, pm.
PERTH AMBOY FERRY SIRVICE.
Leave Perth Amboy II :02 m, ~ AS pm,
5:S5, 500, $40, 7:40, 500, $40, 3 go.
9 $50, 1915, 10 so, II :25 pm, IL 100 and
Leave T~ottenville: II 10 m, 1:65 pm.
AS, 2 30, 2:3S, :05, 2;3S, ago. EOS.
5:45, 6 go, 1905. 7:4S, 500, S;4S, 9 :35,
10 :03, 10 40, IL :03. n IL $40 pm, IL :33
nd l 80 Am.
For running time between stations con-
alt regular schedule.
Express train leaving New York at s 40
p,m., will stop at New Dorp at 5 ;06 at
Pleasant Plains, 6 :23 pm.
Express train leaving Perth Arnboy at
8 100 am. will stop at Pleasant Plains at
S:14: Huguenot at S:1S; New Dorp at
. VIII run holidays but not Sundays.
GEORGE J. BROWN.
General Traffic Agent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
BASEBALL SCORES.

NATIONAL LEAGUE.

At ST. Louis
New York ........ 0 0 90 l 8 o.
st. Louis ......... 0 0 0 0 4 o.
Hits-New York, Z: st. Louis, II. Err
rors-New York. L; St. Louis, 8. Bat
teries-Wiltse, Ames and Bresnahan;
Richie, Brown and Marshall.
At Chicago
Brooklyn .........0 o 0 Q / z
Hits-Brooklyn, 6; Chicago, 8. Errors
Brooklyn, 0; Chicago, 0. Batteries-Scan-
Ion and Ritter; Reulbach and Killing.
Al Cincinnati
Cincinnati ,.,,...;O 900 0 Q 2 o.
Hits-Philadelphia, u; Cincinnati, Z. Err
rors-Philadelphia, 2; Cincinnati. /. Bat
teries-Sparks and Doom; Fraser and
Schlei.
Second game
Philadelphia ........ o 5000 o.
Cincinnati ..,....... 0 0 0 l 0 l.
Hits-Philadelphia, 4; Cincinnati, 8. Err
rors-Philadelphia, 0; Cincinnati, l. Bat
teries-Richie and Donovan; Weimer and
Schlei.
AT Pittsburg-
Boston ........... 0 o o 1 900 O.
Pittsburg ......... 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 = 4
Hits-Boston, o; Pittsburg,. 10, Errors
Boston, /; Pittsburg, 3 Batteries-Linda-
man and Needham; Phillippi aud Gibson.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
TOMMY BURNS 7LUFFED

LOS ANGELES. Cal, Aug. 49,
AL Kaufman is fast earning the so
briquet of "a grand buffer" as he
Wednesday called off negotiations
with Manager McCarey for a fight
with Tommy Burns. He probably
figures that there is easier game than
Burns. Manager McCarey wired tic
kets for Kaufman and Harry Foley
last Friday and received word that
they would start west Sunday. I'm
til Wednesday morning he supposed
they we're on the way west.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
Baseball

Oh, isn't 1t a pity,
And, isn't it a sin,
That our Chesebrough team
Was not built to win?
It's struggling like a giant
The bottom place to get,
And at the pace it's going
Twill reach there, you can bet.
From a Sympathizer
Lots of games today.
Work hard Colyer, today, nothing
doing next Saturday.
Another thirteen inning game
Hornsby.
/ hope it don't rain.
Another double header.
There ought to be a big crowd at
the Guggies diamond today.
The Chesebroughs MIGHT win a
game.
Mullen plays in the field today.
What are the games today? Cop
pers and Guggies, Pardees and Cheese
broughs.
Guess I'd better buy a crate of
lemons.
Always be kind to the erring,
And never be hard on the weak;
For. like the poor unlucky Cheese
broughs,
They may CD hit a big winning
streak.
Rain, rain keep away,
Coppers, Guggies want to play.
Guise don't have to play baseball
here. He's good enough for the Ma
tional League. .
Hard luck, Raritans, did you really
want to play?
Why did the Keystones cancel the
Sewaren game?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18

open ......l am. Close .....7. 80 pm.
Money Order Department opens 7.30 a.
M; closes 6 :3o pm.
Registry Department opens Z 100 am. (;
closes 100 pm.
Carriers Window open Evenings 90
pm. to 7 90 pm.
Sundays. 90 am. to 10. 30 am.
Stamp Wlndow-Opens zoo am, closes
1880 pm. daily.
Sundays-Opens 800 am. closes 10. 90
am.
Public Corridor open until 800 pm.
GEORGE II. TICE,
Postmaster.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
Harmed wins Southampton TENNIS,

SOUTHAMPTON, y. Y, Aug. 49,
William A. Larned, the national ex-
champion, won the final and cup round
in tire singles Of the Meadow club lawn
tennis tournament here, defeating Karl
H. BeIr, il. 3-6. Ill. 0zs. eA rs
This was the fifth Time that Larned
'ias won the cup On tRsse courts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
ToURyasiENT GAME.

ANOTHER TOURNAMENT GAME.
The second game of the pool tourn-
ament at the P. r. r. Y. M. G. A., of
South Amboy, vas played last night
between Leonard Tice and Charles
Grace. The score was ninety-seven to
n hundred points, with Grace the
winner.
The next game will be played be-
tween William Edwards and William
Mcdowell.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
TABLE OF PERFORMANCES.
LEAGUE


Detroit ..........8 0ooooo 80
New York ........ 0 0 90 0 0 90 o.
~Hits-Detroit, I; New York, 5. Errors
Detroit, 2; New York. 4. Batteries-Don-
ahue and Payne; Hogg, Thomas and Nc
Guire.
st. Louis $50. o o 0 0 DOL o.
Washington ...... 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 l. 3
Hits-St. Louis, s; Washington, 5. Err
rors-St. Louis, .; Washington, .. Bat
terles-Powell and Spencer; Hughes and
Warner.
st. Louis ......... 0 0 0 1 0 20 0 ID
Washington ...... 0 0 3 o 0 0 0 0 o.
Hits-St. Louis, G; Washington, 10. Err
rors-St. Louis, o; Washington, 4. Bat
teries-Howell and Hickey; Kitson AID
Wakefield.
AT Boston
Chicago .......... 0 2 0 l 0 L
Boston ............ 0 / 0 0 l 0 0 o.
Hits-Chicago, Z; Boston, O.. Errors
Chicago, q; Boston, 2. Batteries-Owen,
White and Sullivan; Young and Criger.
AT Philadelphia
Philadelphia go; o 2 0 Q 90 9 o.
rors-Cleveland. /; Philadelphia, O.. Bat
teries-Moore, Rhoades and Bemis; Coomb
and Powers.
Second game .
Hits-Cleveland, Z; Philadelphia, 6. Err
teries-Hess and Buelow; Coakley and
Powers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
EASTERN LEAGUE GAMES;
FIGHT FOR SECOND PLACE

Toronto, Q; Jersey City, /.
Newark, 5; Buffalo, 0.
Baltimore, s; Montreal, o..
Providence, 6; Rochester, /.
Sfnndinm of Cluhs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18

MARIONS TOMORROW.
The Marion A. G. will play the
port Reading team tomorrow.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
81 q

Undertaken and Embaimer. Calls answered.
promptly night or day. Coaches 70 Lire
funerals ami I'll purposes. Long Dist. Phf 4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18
New Brunswick Loan Go

419 George St., New Brunswick. N. J.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-18

In this state it is o necessary to
serve a five days notice for eviction
of a cold. Use the original laxative
cough syrup, Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar. No opiates. Sold
by c. A. Sexton.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
SMOKING CAR FOR WOMEN.
Judgment OF an italian Solomon
Awards II TO Them Alone
Men Accept Decision.

Milan. The supremacy Of the Italian
railway conductor was illustrated on
the Journey from Venice to Milan IN a
fashion that not only put an American
hors de combat but also placed on record
the Judgment OF second Solomon.
One OF the railway carriages bore the
placard "signore Sale" women only on
the door. over the window, however
was the sign "FumatoTia," which an
nounced that the public might smoke
Women who saw the nTst filed into the
carriage, men who took note OF the sec
ond also seated themselves, and when
II was full the two sexen we're about
equally divided.
Travel was busy and the train wal
TANNED to the doors. The conductor
seeing this ordered the men out. Thu
men, In assorted languages, persisted
that they had right there.
"slgnors SOLE" reiterated the con
ductor
well, that's all very nne," cried al
Indignant American, but I'd like I,
know what that means" pointing 10 thu
'Fumatori" on the wall. who uses
smoking room. Just tell me that, will
your"
The conductor considered both pls
cards for a moment before he replies
triumphantly:
cit Is for signore sole and de lsdie
may smoke n she pleases."
The men fled out without anothe
word. The argument was without ap
peal.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08

Turns n 10 Good Account In Fight
fng Other caninss-shovss I.
Down Their Threats. -.

New Abba, lac. p. Miller, an ex-
tensive manufacturer OF artificial
limbs, Is contemplating going into the
manufacture OF artificial limbs for
dumb animals.
Mr.. Miller owns q bulldog with .
wooden leg. He purchased the canine.
formerly valuable one, from A. b.
Brown, q market gardener. living q
few miles from Minneapolis. The ami.
NAL is large. healthy one OF the fero-
cious variety.
The dog lost his leg while Mr.. Brown
was moving hay. II got In front Of
the mower. and before the machine
could be stopped one OF the forelegs
was cut of clean. about ave inches
above the paw.
Limping on three legs. the dog made
his way 10 the farmhouse, where he
crawled under the building. He re-
fused TO come out, and so could not be
shot. but lay In hiding for over a week.
attending the wound where the smpu-
tation had taken place. He ate his
food. however. which was regularly
thrust into the hole In the foundation.
Finally, when about ten days later
the animal came out. the leg had be.
gun 10 heal. The farmer did not want
TO lose the animal, so he bsndsged the
wound and It soon was completely
healed.
The dog ran about on three legs al
most as easily as he had on four. One
/. rainy day Mr.. Brown CHANGED on a
piece OF broomstick. An Idea STRUCK
him, and soon he had turned the piec,
OF wood Into wooden leg. A leather
shoe was made for the top Of II and
1t was securely strapped TO the stumI
remaining on the dogs lost member
II was Just three days before IN,
animal became accustomed to the arti
ncial limb. He now uses It a. freel,
as he did the natural member.
The stick Is full of tooth marks
which in many places are very deep
showing that the dog now uses this lei
to defend himself against other hostil,
members Of his tribe His owner say
that he invariably shoves his leg int
bis adversary's mouth and lets hin
get a Arm hold This he claims en-
sbles him to whip any bulldog OF hi
size.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
DOG TO WEAR A GLASS EYE
Veterinarians Skill Hides DisAgure-
ment Of Accident to Optic Of
Valuable Terrier.

Chicago.-with all the preparation
and care that could have been devoted
to an operation on her master, Gran
N.Y. the pet Boston terrier owned by
Herbert L. Swift the packer, had her
left eye taken out at the Dog and Cat
hospital.
An artificial eye 10 being imported
from Germany for the aristocratic
canine. and soon she will be able to take
her daily walks along Michigan avenue
without being subject to the barking
jeers OF rowdy street dogs. Granny is
only two years old. despite her name.
A few days ago she was found by a
servant In front of the house with her
left eye punctured. The wound appar-
emily had been made by dagger. The
identity OF Granny's assaiiant has not
yet been discovered by detectives who
were detailed to solve the mysterious as
sault.
Granny" was taken to the cat and
dog hospital In an ambulance and placed
on the operating table. An abscess had
formed behind the eye, and this was re-
moved.
For the mex. few days Granny" was
attended by Or. c. A. White and the
nurses at the hospital, In preparation
for the operation.
Granny" was again put under the IN
fuence Of chloroform, and her eye was
taken out. DR.. white welded the knife
He said the dog would be able to &c
home in few weeks. BY that time II Il
expected her glass eye will have arrived
from abroad.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
Statues while You Wait.

Machinery has threatened the noble
hand trade Of the sculptor. A Neapoli-
tan has invented sculpturing device,
whose motive power is steam OF cleo
tricity. which they say can do the work
Of 20 hrst-class sculptors. One of the
machines has reached New York. but Is
the subject of lawsuit against the pur-
chaser Of the American rights from a
sculpture syndicate" When this is
settled and the machines get to work
every town in the country can become
an art center.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
Fata Of Grady Rnttl.r.

In Ozark county Missouri, the other
day a large rattlesnake was found i'm.
prlsoned between two rails OF fence
The snake had come upon flock of
young quail, caught one OF the birds
and swallowed H. The survivors ran
10 the other side OF the fence. where.
upon the snake crawled between the
rails until Il caught another bird,
which Il swallowed. The result was
that the snake. owing TO the bulge
made by the first morsel, was unable
to move forward and because of the
second protuberance was unable to gc
back. Thus It's greed led to its death.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
ru,t a.for. Hsr Marriage.
What she wrote:

What she wrote:
Dear Fred--As you are aware. |
shall marry Mr. ootrix this coming
week. VIII you kindly burn all the
little notes | have sent you? shall do
80 with yours. Good-by.-Ethel."
What he wrote:
Dear Miss Ethel-Your request
shall be complied with. And. by the
way, your affianced also holds a few
notes OF mine that wish you would
prevail upon him TO let you burn with
the rest--Ever your friend, Fred
Tit-Bits.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
All in the Course Of TINA

1t was very muddy. We were going
TO town in The buggy and my little
brother was much worried because we
we're going so slow.
said: Mamma. i've forgotten my
ruhbers; what shall I DO after We get
OUT"
THAT doesn't matter" said Edmund
ut will be dry when We set there
Little Chronicle.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
A Risky Journey.

Indian Chief Ito prisoner)- say
you are foreign tourist7
Prisoner-Yes
And you have a title7"
yes"
And you are unmarried"
Yes"
, well. I will let you go: but you will
have to run the gauntlet OF American
heiresses all the way from Denver to
New York."-N. Y. Weekly.
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A warning without Avail.

Don't you know that most Of the al
coholic beverages are shsmefully adul-
terated?"
YES" answered Col. Stillwell. OF
Kentucky, and I have adopted the
policy OF taking larger drinks 90 a. to
get all OF the genuine article thai u
due ms."-washington star.
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steam wade his Fortune.

steam lie a great thing" remarked
French traveller In arailway carriage
to his vis-a-vis.
80 It is." was the reply: Il owe my
fortune TO t."
Monsieur 10 manager OF . company
mo"
can engineer, perhapsf"
mo; have lost number Of rich rsla-
lives by railway accidents."--Tit-biu
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
An Arannsnt.

There's another feature to this ma
chine" went on the auto dealer. IT
is made Of fewer parts than any other
on the market"
What particular advantage does
that give?" asked the possible pur-
chaser.
why. man, when II blows up you
don't have half as many pieces 10 look
for. Tribune.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08

yea said the Billville citizen. he
wuz a nat'rsl born runner fer office
test run in his blood. 60 TO speak-an'
it's my Arm belief that when he landed
In paradise the very fust thing be did
wuE to git out a opposition ticket TO
St Peter for gatekeeper Atlanta Con-
stltution.
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Plain English.

when you say that a thing 70 well
enough a. It Is what DO you mean.
father?"
THAT you think II ought to be Inn
proved at once. but that you're too
lazy to az t."-Brooklyn Life.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
Barred.

Mrs Blue-Are you going TO Join the
Audubon club this winterf
Mrs. True--I intended to. but they
cay birds wings are all the style in
millinery this fall. and I don't see how
I could possibly Join and be eonsistent
Detroit Free Press.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
Her Retort.

MY ancestors came over In the May
flower" said the young woman who
boasts.
YES" answered Mrs. Packinham OF
Chicago; 81 understand that travel was
very cheap on that boat."-Washington
Star.
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Her Popularity.

Miss wimbledon appears TO Be such
q popular girl" he said.
yes" she answered. "If she were
to enter a beauty contest she has so
many friends that II would be impossi-
BILE to get anybody to act ~ Judge. -
Chicago Record Herald.
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Something yuse AZ GOOD.

Patent Medicine Propristor-Did that
chap we sent the gross OF medicine 20
send us a testimonial?
Secretary--Well, no; but We got cards
OF thanks from several Of his heirs
Puck.
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Quality and Quantity.

I isn't a-pinin an sighin'.
But dis worl' would seem better, I vow,
II a reed bird was big as an astrich
An a 'possum was big as a COW.
--Washington Star
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A Difference.

shs-He has Ave marriagsable daugh-
ters. has he not?
He-Well. I know he has five hugable
daughters -Yonkers Statesman.
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sorusxhat piRsrsnt.

Tom-Did you ever notice With what
style and grandeur, Miss Fatleish
sweeps into roon1
Jack--Yes; but when It comes to
sweeping out room shs isn't in II
with her poor old mother = Cincinnati
Enquirer. at -,
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Those Dear Girls,

Madse-charlie said he was going to
get me a nice enlargement ring.
Marjorie--He probably said 40 be-
cause he thought you must be . good
Judge OF them by this tims.-N. 2. Her
aid.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08

The New Yorker who wanted 20 show
how easy II IL 10 rob bank now wishes
ne had given more attention to the detail
OF proving how easy Il 10 to siude the
police. -. .-se.a. u sa1l1sal
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Mnda safa.

Coy-Is marriage such a perilous
PATH
Joy-Not when there is plenty OF
dust ON tn. Y. Times.
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Luck IN Missortune

Great sunsl" exclaimed the absent
minded man. II Just stuck the lighted
end Of this cigar In my mouth"
How fortunate you we're IN discov-
ing Il at once. my dearl" rejodned his
wifs.-Tit-Bits
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sourcc Of Worry.

When the egotist rstires at night
This one thought gives him palm
How can this old world get along
TIL I am wide awake aEainr
-Chicago Daily News
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A Woman,s Privilaes.

'It's all nonsense about mans be-
ing able to make name for himself
Only a woman can do THAR"
How DO you make that out?"
She can select for a husband a man
whose name she fancies. Town Top
Tea
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08

Chubb-well, I have q waiter ! can
depend upon never to talk. never to
laugh at one OF my stories. and never
10 listen to gossip.
Dubb-Lucky devil. Where dye get
himl
, Chubb--It's 9 dumb wsitsr.--N T.
Times.
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contaRion.

Mrs. scrubbs-I went over TO see Eliza
Jane yesterday, and che tells me that
she's dyin' Of ennui
Mira Gubblns--Lor. Martial what's
that! Nothing catchin'. I hops--Ally
Sloper.
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Prnnf Of Death

Insurance Agent-what are the proofs
OF your husbands death, madam
The Widow-Well. he has been home
for the last three nights.-smart Set.
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Relieved.

what I am" he said. my wife has
made me"
by George" said his old bachelor
brother. you've removed a weight from
my mind. I was afraid II might be in
herited from our side OF the family -
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
al ninerent Matal.

Il wonder what led him TO propose
10 her.r
1T wasn't lead. but gold."--Philsdel.
phia Press
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08

But, Sam. you know there 70 ssfs-
~ In numbers"
Oats where you're wrong. boss; I
went broke on A-1l-llp'--Ycnker
Statesman.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08

Miss verarieh (rnusinGly)--I wonder
why II "a that artists are always poori
suitor (awkwardlyl--I presume that
most Of them marry for beauty IN y,
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Her Last Resort

Manager-what do you want to be a
star for?
Actress-Well, I've failed at every
thing else.-Brooklyn Life.
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The Busiest Man.

A Chicago automobile club has elect
ed an offielal surgeon. That man won't
have time to breathe, II he takes care OF
all the members.
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Mans way.

Unto his friends, both far and near,
without one thought Of price,
The average man Will freely give
Both opinion and advice.
-Cassells Journal.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08
On Mntrimonial seaa,

'Tsshethe captain OF the family ship'"
"oh. yes; he is her second or third
mate, I understand. Puck.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1906-03-08

Every dog, sir. has his day"
whats the good Of that II he doesn't
know when he ia having itf"-Ally
Sloper.