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The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
JERE DUNNE PAYS
| DEBT OF NATURE
Noted Turfman and Athletic Dew.
otee Yields to Cancer After
a Checkered Career.
Special to The Journal.


Elizabeth. n. j., June 2s.-Jere Dunno, the
well-known turfman and old-tine athletic devo-
tee died yesterday from cancer of the throat
at his home in Elizabeth, after an illness of
several months. - 49,
He was born in Ireland and raised, near Ell
mira, n. Y, and on last Sunday celebrated his
sixty-third birthday. His wife, who survives
him, was Miss Louise Nagle, daughter of Gar
ret Nagle, a wealthy retired brewer of Boston
They had no children.
Jere Dunno as a turfman owned the race
horses Not Guilty, Louise. Village Maid, Sunny
Slope. Sunshower and Ethel Barrymore the last
two being colts of the mare Sunny Slope, with
which horse In one season he is said to have
won 100000. He had Sunshower and Ethel
Barrymore at Oakland Park, Call, when the San
Francisco earthquake occurred, and sold them
afterward.
Dunno and his wife were boarding in a hotel
Mt the time Ct the disaster and barely escaped
with their lives. For some months prior to his
death he had been unable to take any nourish
ment except liquid thru tube. His mnlady
was brought on by excessive smoking, but up to
last week he still continued to smoke.
In his story and checkered career he shot and
killed three men, The first one was eeserter
in the civil war who was trying to escape the
United States deputy provost marshals, of whom
Dunno one. He killed Jimmy Elliot,
well-known pugilist In barroom fight in the
Tivoli saloon. Chicago, and also killed man III
New York. who was known Jimmy Logan
No. 2. Dunno always claimed that he sho,
| Elliot and Logan in self-defense. He served ir
the Forty fourth New York regiment during the
civil war and afterwards turned his attention
to horse racing. 49,. : -,--.s
The funeral will take place Saturday morn
| ing at st. Mary's church. :Interment will be IL
the Holy Sepufchre cemetery, Newark.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
AMONG THE INDEPENDENTS

The North Minneapolis team VII play the
fast Archers Sunday. Teams wishing games
with the Creams address Martin Swanson, care
PewarszaNercantile= company. I. C. 162.
The 500 Lines do not deny their defeat at lie
hands of the Chamber of Commerce team. but
as only four of the SEQ Line players showed
up they were compelled to put in five men that
game for they made twenty-one errors. The
Soo's claim that If they had their own team on
the field they would have easily defeated the
Chambers.
The Y " c. A senior ball team will play
the Fast Freight Line team Saturday Afternoon
at the Parade grounds. The game VIII begin at
pm Wilcockson or Armdal and kneesSnd
will compose the battery foT the Gym team,
while Moore anG Webster will be on the firing
line for the Freight team. The associaticn team
desires TO arrange game with some fast "2t-
800 Hennepin avenue or phone Main 3ta3 II
The Fort Smelling Post team, which defeated
the Plymouth Clothing company team at Smelling
last Sunday. by score Of + TO l. Is looking for
games with strong teams. and would like very
much to play scme of the Minneapolis teams.
Address C. j. Liebert. Fort Smelling.
The Pegg & Rickerts will play the Osseo team
at Usseo next Sunday afternoon and the maIl-
ager is anxious that all players report this
game will be one of the hardest oe the seasen.
If there is a fast amateur pitcher In tie city
rangements be made by calling ~ Man
sager George Rickert any evening. Phone y. W.
1896 j. 4 came is desired for July 8.
S The Chamber of Commerce baseball team VIII
give an ice cream social on Friday evening,
June 90 at Twenty-first avenue and franklin
All amateur players are cordially invited TO at-
tend. '~--.-~ - t-5~s'' - --.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
BY O'Loughlin.

Frosty Thomas. pitched three-hit game
aguinst the -blooz yesterday afternoon. yet lost
thru one bad heaye to first by Edouard Grem
ihger. the duke of Canton, Ohio. Minneapolis
should have won the game by score of To.
But they didn't. \ 30
j Frosty had every thing on the! menu yester
day. He dished up ficaseed outs, broiled ms,
cresmed foaters and mixed them up like an
iron-puGdler turned loose in delicatessen store
Kansas City was tanning around after them
like suburbanite on his yeranda fighting mos
auitoes in the cleaning. They connected but
three times, and those two hits coupled with
an meant runs -
Swan was in the coop for the Burkes and
pitched rather steady game He was touched
up literally in the aggregate, but not specific
ally strong in any one inning save the first.
The millers started off like men with money
in. their pockets and desire to spend 1t. Lefty
Davis opened the clio with a single and Free
man forced him at second. Sullivan struck
out and Greminger and Hart singled, sending
Freeman over the plate, That was the only
time during the day that the millers scored,
altho they made hit in every inning but the
third and ninth. Swan steady, not Issuing
a. pass and hitting but one batsman. =.
1 Kansas City performed it's scoring stunt In
one inning The blooZ were picked in the
Thomas brine until the fifth inning, when Slat-
tery singled Billy Pliyle struck out. Jimmy
Burke, whistiins of those syncophated pas
sageS from &arsifal, waved Nhis baton lightly
against, one CT Erosty's allegro movements. The
pill piked for the Tar green, and first and sec
ond Lad occupants Sullivan slammed one dowI
to the battlcslip at third and the big chap was
a trife slow in dropping his torpedo, netting
with the speed of a pup going down the alley
July with can Of hrecrackers appertain
ing to his appendage. r. - . =.
1t went wide of first and as the battleshi'
does nothing by halves, the ball rolled to thu
stand. Two Burkites punched the sod for home
and reached there, Sullivan going to third
Frosty struck out the next man and ended til,
battle. After that only one Burke boy reached
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
BATTLING Z. NELSON
RUDELY AWAKENED

Chicago, June 2S-Battling Nelson, champion
Of the lightweights, was given the surprise of
his life at the Trocadero theater, when during
the third and last round of his exhibition bont
with the heal boy, Joe Galligan, he was rudely
dropped to the 6ocr.
In view Of Galligan's approaching battle with
Kid Farmer at Davenport. Iowa, Friday night.
Nelson thought be had better give Joe n Try
out and after two rather unusually brisk rounds.
cut loose IN tie third. As Nelson afterwatd
said, Gallgan Planted short right t-hand punch
so hard, to. the chin that Nelson went down as
IL hit by an ak. His head struck the floor with
crash, the impact resounding thru the theater.
Nelson, infuriated, jumped to his feet like q
cat and was about to start on his sparring part
ner in real earnest when Abe Pollock who ref
| creed the bout, rushed between the boys and
l.preyenteds further hostiities. ..:j
Nelson now has 50 much respect for Galligan's
ability that he wants to wager any part of $500
| that Joe can trim any one aside from himself
and will give odds that he whips. Farmer Friday.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
LUNDS STAR ON A
IRIUMPHAL TOUR

The Lund Land team will leave the city Sat
urday evening for a weeks trip 10 Dakota,
where they will meet the Watertown and Brook
ings teams on their own fields. The team will
leave the union station at $40 O'Clock Saturday
night and will arrive in Watertown Sunday
morning. watertown will be played en- Sunday.
after which the team will travel to BrOokinEs.
where a series will be played July 2, and 4.
a series of four games Will then be played
Mt Watertown on the days of July ), 6. and s.
The citizens of Marshall are trying to arrange
game In their town between the Lund Lands
and the Brookings teams for n purse OF 5000
for July O. but as yet an agreement has not been
reached. If this deal falls thru, the Lunds will
return on Saturday July 0.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28

PROGRAM OF
THE REGATTA

10 am. Freshman eight
cared race, starting at the
New London drawbridge and
rowing two miles up stream,
finishing at the navy yard.
1918 am Varsity four
CARED race, starting at the
navy yard and rowing two
miles up stream to BARTLETT s
Point, opposite Red Top.
4 pm. Varsity eight-oared
race, four miles down streana
from Rartlett's Point.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
GREMINGER MADE
A GREAT RECORD
Miller Third Stacker Played 81
Straight Games Without
a Booting.

The individual fielding averages Of the Ameri-
can association to date are given below. Facts
are rather stubborn things when arranged
against prejudice. Ed Greminger, the millcrs'
big fellow, leads the third basemen. He has the
remarkable record of playing twenty -one
straight games up to yesterday without an err
ror. This hardly looks like q '.bush leager."
Denny Sullivan has made but one error this
year and played forty Eight games without a
skip ,<,-s- ~ ~. .@.s .s
Dummy Kihm played fifty games at first
without an error Wrigley played twenty y-eght
games at second without a mispay.
,Oyler is 100 points higher than he was q year
ago end Is playing the best game he ever
played. s. I 5-,z.,s..za.,-s -
Here are the figures
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
HARYESTERS LEAVE
FIELDS FOR GAME
Kansas Farmers Forced to Post
Bulletins to Keep Men
at Work.
journal Special Service.

JVu1Hd. SUeCldI oSIVlCV,
Hutchinson. Kan, June 2s--A new difficulty
In the matter of harvest help was experienced
Tuesday at the big Forsha ranch nine miles
south of here. The baseball fever is at it's
height, and all the hands engaged in the wheat
harvest at the ranch struck and went TO town
to see the game between the Hutchinson and
Joplin teams of the Western association.
Fred Forsha. manager of the ranch fran
tic for help in saving the wheat. until he was
seized with bright idea and agreed to put
up a big bulletin board at one side of the field
to keep the workers posted the game.
The board put up and the hands returned
to work. Yesterday the result of the game was
telephoned to the Forsha ranch b. innings and
posted OH the board for the benefit of the hum
dred or more workers engaged in the harvest.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
AMERICAN LEAGUE
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
GAMES TODAY.

-. 20, I. GAMES TODAY. 5.-r4s 80 ss.. IS
Boston at New York. = 80 49, @-gf- +:rs'
Philadelphia at Washington. 80, H..
st. Louis at Detroit. PED: -. ~.
Chicago at Cleveland. "
At Detroit l. .""~ R H e
! Detroit :.:........o .o2oo2o1 o.-5 =
Cleveland % o 1 o o o 02E.9 II
Batteries -Eubanks, siever and Schmidt; Eels
and BemiS. - .- ~-.sii{i' - ~-@-E'
At Washington. - R n e
Washington 49,. % 0 o o 90 900 3 0
Philadelphia ......1 / 0 90 o .2--5. IL -. 2
Batteries-Hughes and Wakefield; Flank and
Powers. r.. !. H. T.
| At New York e
Boston ........... % o o 8. o 1 i O o5 II 3
New York ....... % I 0 0 o 81 t'-6 IL 2
=" Observation-Disclosures and Armbruster; Orth and
Kleinow. : - ' 1,~~-.'-'5- : ~ .-.,5:a>F
| At St. Louis 80. .''t h d, E
St Louis ......o: o O o o 90 o 90 8 4
Chicago % o % O. o o. O 2 1-8. B.
! = Battertes-Howen and Spencer; White and
| Sullivan. -. rfe>' - T '@s"
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28

headed. In the second game Milwaukee got to
Coy for seventeen hits and won out easily. The
scores:. -
st. Paul. ....... o1o1oao o-6 Il Q
Milwaukee. ....... Q 8 o o 2 0 o 0 LIS 10 8
Batteries, ,Parkins, Buchanan and Drill; Ober-
lin !Ctirttss and Roth. ss 'TetlFEys :,
Second game "&' RfH e
ST. Paul :. ........, 0 o os 0 o soso1-4 2
Milwaukee. ....:.. OS21 % 8 90 OF 12 a
Batteries-Coy, Pierce and Sugden; Oberln
and Roth ..-@ .HF ~ {t...-a !. !
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28

When the Yale four passed the finish today,
victors over the Harvard four at the New Lon
don regatta, a Minneapolis boy was pulling at
No. z.
This sturdy; lad was W. ID. Harris of the
Kenwood district, a son of W. L. Harris of
the New England He is a senior at Yale and
he made the crew. this year safter rigid course
In training. ~,In addition to his crew work, the
young man is also prominent, in Yale fraternity
and social organizations. 81 t.ssr
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
SUMNER FOOTBALL
APPEALS TO STAGG
Chicago Coach Finds Easy Way
to Best EARLY Practice Re
form Rule.
Journal Special Service.

Chicago June as.-Coach stagg has found a
partial solution of the new early practice
rule, which says that fall football practice shall
not begin until the opening of college, which
in the case of Chicago means Oct. 1. Js
= The maroon director has inaugurated 'sum
mer football at the Midway, and from now OF
until Sept 1 he will have chance to give Iii.
men SOME valuable pointers without infractio1
of the reform statutes t:s:si
The summer football Is given for theb bene
fit Of the summer Students according to th
announcements, but there is no intimation tina
real football material will not be welcome IL
the class. - = ..: a. -
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
NATIONAL LEAGUE
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.

~ ~ re-, GAMES TO-DAY.
New York at Boston. szrt..- Is.
+ Brooklyn at Philadelphia.
Cincinnati at Chicago. -. 49,.
Pittsburg ...::::.... o 90 oo,so oAs 10 2
Cincinnati s...;.... o 90 o 90 L O. OIL 8
Batteries-Fraser and Livingstone. Philippe
and Gibson ~ ~ i a{7 $50 -.
l. At Boston i :, s-.s cs. II e
New York ........ Q 90 os22o 2-e
+ Ratteries-Pfeiffer and strobel, Mathewson
and Bowerman. - :,:%&. ! Z fi.# x =
AT philade,phia- : :: .cls i R Il j.
Brooklyn 3OO1'2o 0--1O IA i
Philadelphia ..... O. O o o o o o o o. o.
Batteries -shtricklett and Bergen, Roy,
'Ritchie, Sparks Chist and Dooin. -
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
NORTHERN LEAGUE
GAMES TO-DAY.

-: d. GAMES TO-DAY. $50
Winnipeg at Honehtop. *
& :. Grand Forks at, Hancock. s..
Fargo at Calumet. - -
Duluth at Lake Enden. l. .tss s
| At Calumet &. g. g. (, IS'&.sg..,Sz r q
winnipeg. q ao,1so o o,oo,o.ooSo2 2
Calumet 20 1 0 2 6. 90 @ o 90 90 Ia, 18 !
Leach E:I&4 49,
e at Hancock i: y
Duluth. .S;.s. .......2 1 IL O. .0-=6 II g
Hancock *: ..... % O. o Q 0 o 0---3 8
Batteries -Treadway and Helding; Hopkins
and Stewart. ~
Grand Gran Forks 80 al 90 20 90 s
Batteries-Keil and Kurk: Guecke and Hart.
Houghton 20 100000 O. o ooo oil 10
Fargo ......0s o o o o q: O @ 90 o o 90
Batteries-Beecher and Smith: Hanson and
Strip 45# '
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Totals ,.......... .36 . e. II
Ratted for Thornas IN the ninth - -

Kansas City 0 o % o 2 o % o. o.
Minneapolis ..... 1 o Q, o 90 OIL
Bases on balls. by Thomas l. sacrifice hit
Waldron; struck out, by Thomas TO-. by Swami
d; hit BY pitcher b. Sullivan by SWAMI. left
on bases, Minneapolis T. Kansas City 3. Time
of game, 1850. umpires, Leahy, Cadwalladter! t
and Egan. NJ. 81 St[5sy# n
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
ao-BETWEiEEN ii 1 PROTESTED.

New York June 2s.-Francis r. Hitchcock
owner Of Dandelion. which ran second iii IN
Suburban handicap last Thursday, has f1ed with
the stewards OF the Coney Island Jockey club
Il q. protest, in which he says that Alex Shields
Go-Between the horse which won the big race,
= not = ReldinE but Ii 81 ].
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
WEATHER Man FAYORS
YALE.HARYARD CREWS
Snecial to The Journal.

Special to The Journal
| New London Conn. June 2s-The weather
conditions fer the Yale Harvard boatrace on the
Thames today are splendid. 4 cool refreshing
breeze is Blowing down river and the river is
almost without a ripple
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
CENTRAL. LEA CUE

South Bend 0. Terre Haute !.
Evansville 2. Grand Rapids 8.
/. Springfield 8. Canton t3.. :. .ei..
ADaytOn- Wheeling, no game. rain.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
nREwERs TAKE Roth.

st. Paul, June; ;2s-Milwaukee took two games
from st. Paul yesterday by scores Of 8 toz5 an6
Z to- 4. In the first games both Buchanan ano
Curtfss were knocked out of the box, but Mil
waukee did the greater damage and was never
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
EASTERN LEAGUE

Newark q, Providence 4.
Toronto 1. Buffalo !. called ninth, rain.
Montreal 4, Rochester A.
Jersey City s. Baltimore 2. - II.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
!; SOUTHERN LEAl.GU i 4 !.

Atlanta o-2, Montgomery "a.
Birmingham "a. Nashville O-3.
{ Shreyeports1 Ia, Memphis 3 ~ IS Il.
Little Rock i, New Orleans 81
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
PIpEsToNE INDIANS 3. LucAN o.

dians shut out the Lucan nine on the 8 local
diamond by score of to O. Both mines
played excellent ball. The occasion of thu
pipestone Indians playing. at Lucan was fic
celebration by that village Of tile Farmers day
Sports Of plt Kinds were lndnlgea In. ana Iutun
3 had d crowd Of people, the like OF which they
had never Witnessed before,
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
.1NJuNs WIN IN TENTH.

indianapolis June 2S.-IndianapoNs u
closely contested ten-innins game from Colum-
bus to 2. The score: ,..E ~
Indianapolis .... 0 0 o 2 0 o o o O. *-3 IL 3
Columbus. 80. 90 O o 01 0 % 2
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
TIIREE-I LEAGUE

Davenport o, Burlington 2.
Springfield l., Rock Island 8.
DUBUQUE 90. Peoria 3. s. A 8Sgs ll9A
Decatur 3. Cedar Rapids s. $50 tF7
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
SIX SIGHS And
ONE VAIN REGRET
Doleful Story Wherein Are "Sad
Words of Tongue and
& Pen.'
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
STANDING, OF TIE CLUBS.

i GAMES TODAY.
Kansas City at Minneapolis.
j Milwaukee at st. Paul.
Louisville at Toledo. e 80.
4 Columbus at Indianapolis.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
NORTHWEST BASEBALL
uEKERs 3. GIANTS 0,

Nora Springs, Iowa.; June .2s:-A. snappy game
was played here yesterday afternoon between
the Ueker's lnyincibles ana Schoemidts Glan!s.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
KENNA WAS WILD.

Toledo. June 2s.-Kenna lost the game yester-
day by .wildness. Toledo was out-hit and out
helded by Louisville, but won on passes, to 8.
The score: >.,
Toledo -, o 90 oS1 "A Z
Louisville. ....... 0 o 1 2 O O ,o-3 10 .
Batteries-Suthoff and Land; Kenna and Shaw.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
seaAcEvIILE ID .HFaMAN o.
DAzEY 4, cARR1NaToN Q.

Dazey, N. d., June 82e.-Dazey shut out Car
rington here yesterday in a fast game on the
local diamond by score Of a to o. This makes
two games on Darlington ina double header.
The feature Of the game was the pitching Of
Klein for the locals, allowing but two scratch
hits and no bases on balls. Batteries- -Dasey,
Klein and Roy; Darlington. Henry ana Corrigan.
Hits, on Klein 2, OF Henry 81 struck out, by
L yklein Z, by Henry Z .4 10 ~.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
IOWA STATE LEA CUE

Keokuk IL. Boone 8. .s.5
Burlington 8, Fort Dodge 2.
Waterloo 3. Ottumwa !. ].
Marshalltown, rain. no game.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
!. ossEo s. DAYTON 0.

CiuHSS.E Il
ossEo s, DAYTON o.
osseo MINI. June 2s. s.-osseo defeated Day
ton by score OF % to %. The feature OF the
Meinke. who struck out sixteen men and al
lowed but four hits. Batteriess-A. Aleinke and
Richey; Thorpe and Mehana ,asea leans s,,,S Misa-
Knobel, Osseo,5 MINI. fegg & Rfckerts, Mo-
hawks or Minneapolis Linen company preferred.
ADAMS ls, LAToNA. 3.
Adams, N. d., June q. Adams walloped
Latona on Latona,s own grounds s16 to 8.
The game was close and exciting up to the
seventh inning, when the Latona pitcher went
GRAFTON. 10, MINTo o.
June saet
Gilroy and Mutt; Dean and Mach.
STAPLES 4, -BRAINERD 2.
wadena. Mimi, June %. The Staples Tigers
defeated the fast Brainerd team in one
sided game. Brainerd put up a fast game, but
was clearly outclassed. Score, to 2
sGRAcEvILLE I, HERMAN 0.
Herman, Mimi, June %. s.-Graceviile defeat
ed Herman in a close and exciting game by
| a score Of to 0 here yesterday Graceville
not Mer fft nit ans only ens
| teen, and Hempke for Herman eight. Herman
lost the game on errors, making six TO Grace.
lville's two. Batteries Miller and
Dunleavy; Herman, Hempke and Meehan.
PIERRE WINS TWO.
Pierre s. D.. June 2S.-The third game be
1 tween the Pierre and Fort Pierre ball teams
was played yesterday. resulting in two out OF
! the three games for the Pierre team. The
| first, at Fort. Pierre, went to- that town by q
score sof to s; the second, at this city. wal
taken by Pierre by 8 to 8; and the third. a
\ Fort Pierre, was Fierre, game by score Of
1 z to o, when rain stopped the game at the END
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28

wadena. Mimi. June s.-The Staples Tigers
defeated the fast Brninerd team in. one
sided game. Brainerd put up fast game, but
was clearly outclassed. Score, 4 to 2.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
GRAFTON. lo, MINTo Q.
STAPLES !. -BRAINERp q.

Grafton n d., June 2B.-Grafton shut out
Mihto by the score of 10 to o. Batteries-.
Gilroy and Mutt; Dean and Mach.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-28
ADAMS 10. LAToNA. 8.

Adams, N. d., June 2s.-Adams walloped
Latona on Latona,s own grounds, 16 to s.
The game was close and exciting up to the
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Why He Is Popu'

Mabel-Is he an
entertaining con-
versationalist?
Beth-Very. He
let's you do all the
talking.
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HIS OWN BUSINESS.

IT can't understand why he married"
well, it's quite enough if he under
stands it,
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The Brute!

The Brute!
Eyes, she is sim.
ply disappointed
in natrimony."
Has her hus-
band left her?"
mo, he hasn't. I"
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What He'd Have.

Don't UNDER
stand the meaning
Of half? Now,
suppose I gave
you this apple and
your little brother
was to cut it into
two equal parts
and take one Of
them, what would
he have"
"a smash in de
face"
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'Tis Said.

'Tis Said.
"W atch out"
warned the pick
pocket as he palm.
ed the gentleman's
! tinepiece.
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Boatman Clearing squeaky row.
lock)-Shall put some grease on your
scull, sir?
Grease on my skull? No. thanks.
I've tried everything"
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NO CHANCE.
rs there any hope for your wealthy
uncle's recovery?"
mot in the family, sir"
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''Boo!
brute!

BETTER KEEP DRY.
THAT fellow looks like a swell"
Gle ought t. be-such sponge as he
isl"
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lrresisti.
vention.


BILE.
Didn't he once
say he would
never speak to
you again ?"
Eyes, but a few
days afterward he
saw l had a cold,
and he couldn't
resist the tempta-
ton to tell me of
a sure cure"
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All Sorts of Fools.

All Sorts of Fools.
you are the
biggest fool l
know!" exclaimed
one schoolboy to
another.
To both Of whom
the master, then
appearing, said.
Boys. you forget
I am here"
"Oh," added the
first boy, who felt
that his statement
d demanded sup
port, you are not
such a big fool as
you look"
Then there was
more trouble.
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Nice, Good Men.

Grace-The idea
of Susan going
out to work and
that husband of
hers loafing about,
doing nothing! /
wouldn't support
the best man who
ever lived.
e t h e | - Y o u
wouldn't have to.
The best men sup
port the m S civ e s
and their wives
too.
Sparine His Feel
ings.
Alice-He thinks
he hasn't made
any impression at
all.
Clara-Oh, yes,
he has, but I'm
too considerable to
let him know what
kind of an impress
sion it is.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-07-24
iGoRRoTEs TO GO HOME.
Chicago Colony Broken Up by Decision
of Federal Judge.

CHICAGO, July 24.-There will oe
no more Igorrote "villages" in the
amusement parks this summer. Iha'
matter was decided by Judge Bethea'
in the federal court when he ordered
that all the little brown people ITO"
the Philippines be at once turned over
to an agent of the war department
and shipped to their homes.
Thirty-six of the little people WIN
have been at various local resorts Ill
ing out summer engagements appeare"
in the court and told of their trlai'
and tribulations. Their dress as tn''
around the room and looh'N
at things was scarcely conventions"
1t ranged from a rag to blanh''
and in many cases consisted pri'''
pally of an elaborate display OF 'a''0'
work.