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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

If the forty-story building in New York should blow over, the Wall street section of that city would be cut off from home pase.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

It is now proposed to corner all the beer in Mexico. That which made Milwaukee famous is running pulque a close race in Mexico.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Congress is chiefly interested in as- certaining whom the next Congress- No 60-is to be made up of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Our Minister White at Algeciras has not as yet hypnotized anybody, and the chances are t.iat he will not.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

a victim of consumption, complaint that takes many to their graves. Men become globe-trotters for various reasons-some of them tragic. others romantic and few commonplace. but it is not the life to awaken envy. A rolling stone gathers no moss, they say. The globe trotter usually dies unmourned and is soon forgotten.
 Some people like to work so much that they say eexpectorate" when they mean Spit"
 Since Vienna doctors have found method of looking into ones stomach 1t is now possible for science to see a stomach ache
 preacher says that calamity would result if mon should try to copy the life Of Christ exactly. That is a contingency which Is, to say the least. extremely re- mote. Most people these days are try ing 10 copy the lives of John D. Rocke- feller J. Pierpont Morgan and H. H. Rogers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The Coreans are the biggest liars in the world and no one will believe their stories about the Japanese.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

William Nelson Cromwell and Henry H. Rogers are our two Dromios who have short and convenient memories.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Statesmen out of power are soon forgotten. Few stop to cast a flower on ex-speaker Hendersons grave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Senator Morgan, facing William Nel- son Cromwell, did not present the ap- pearance of man whose usefulness Is ended.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

It is a great pity that Andy Hamll- tons touring car doesn't bump him against tree by way of punishment.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Peabody of the Mutual Life seems to be almost as objectionable as a mem Der of the McCurdy family.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

There are 25,OUy John Smiths in Chi cago. The Joneses and Browns are probably just as numerous.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

A career on the platform is now open to Nicholas Longworth, but he will not seize the opportunity.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The Big Three in New York say they will not send an underground lobby to Albany to work against the Armstrong bills.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Automobile smashups are now being utilized in thrilling melodramas that depict the carnage following such acci- dents.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The prairie-schooner Congressman are demanding bigger battleships.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Homicidal automobile stunts can be executed safely in America only.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

One can't but admire Engineer Wal lace for the way in which he stays out of the newspapers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The Moroccan question is common one-just the control of police force.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The shad are swimming into the nets as far north as Delaware.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Our sins harass us like devils, says young Rockefeller, but If the trusts would let up we could manage to worry along.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Across the water royal couples woo and the princess rides into town behind pranc- ing white horses. while the people loudly cheer, just as she does in fairy stories. The Princess Sophie Charlotte of Olden- burg arrived in Berlin seated in a coach like that in which Cinderella rode to the ball.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28
A MARRIED MAN.

Abroad he's very proud and stands Up where the folks can see. At home he merely stands around, And that's the truth, bgee.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

It is not so bad to be angry with some other person, but there is no meaner feeling that to be angry with yourself.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The Birmingham postoffice ignored Mardi Gras altogether, and this, too, in Vulean's home city.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Morocco Is willing to let the dead lock at Algeciras go on indefinitely.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Some good Americans go to Paris before they die-the McCurdys, for example.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The law could hang MT. Hoch but once, although he married twenty seven times.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28
THE D. A. R.

 A D. A. R. she calls herself
 And goes to the conventions Where other danes with words to speak Engage in fierce contentious She eulogizes dead heroes
 And fields of glory full But does not overlook the fact
 That she has wires to pull. She has her pictures printed large,
 Where all the world can see; She puts up at the best hotels
 And does the hot pink tea" She always has a rouslng time
 While in attendance there, And hubby meekly tolls at home
 So he can pay her fare
 ''The microbe of success is personal magnetism" says Sarah Bernhardt. total ly overlooking the fact that it pays to advertise
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28
THANKFUL. TOO.

He took tonic that was claimed To, equal any five. You think he is a well man now? Oh no, but he's alive.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28
Today is Ash Wednesday.

There are Insurgents in Arabia, als
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

A scientist says that the human brain grows after person is twenty-five years old and permanent fatigue" does not set in until long after that period of life has been passed. Another scientist ayers that permanent fatigue" starts when a man is twenty-five and that he learns nothing after that age. The most interesting fea- ture of -he discussion is 'permanent fa- tigue." It is a happy choice of words and is no doubt destined to become popular It is much more considerate to say that a man Is troubled with permanent fa- tigue," than to say that he Is a jackass and a loafer.
 AVOID TROUBLE.
 Love thy neighbor as thyself,'
 That's the way to keep down strife But be careful that you don't
 Ever love your neighbor's wife.
 The man with the hoe dropped it yes terday and hunted up a fire. His garden must wait. PAUL {
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

The pathos of a globe trotter's career is brought painfully home when one dies far away from native land and friends,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

By William Cowper. The twentieth year is well-nigh past Since first our sky was overcast An! would that this might be the lastl
 My Mary!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Congressman GrosYenor says ne was weeded out by boss, but he was once a boss himself One boss should not deery another.
 Richard Mansfield may retire from the stage in 1909. but that will not pre- vent him from making some farewell tours later on.
 Senator Morgan, facing William Nel- son Cromwell, did not present the ap- pearance of a man whose usefulness Is ended.
 -r-s------- Our sins harass us like devils, says young Rockefeller. but If the trusts would let up we could manage to worry along.
 Automobile smashups are now being utilized in thrilling melodramas that depict the carnage following such acci- dents.
 Peabody of the Mutual Life seems to be almost as objectionable as mem Der of the McCurdy family.
  There are 25,OOy John Smiths in Chi cago. The Joneses and Browns are probably just as numerous.
 --.e-------- A career on the platform is now open to Nicholas Longworth, but he will not seize the opportunity.
 -------------------------. One can't but admire Engineer Wal lace for the way in which he stays out of the newspapers.
 --------------------------- The Birmingham postoffice ignored Mardi Gras altogether, and this, too, in Nulcan's home city.
  The law could hang MT. Hoch but once. although he married twenty seven times.
 Some good Americans go to Paris before they die-the McCurdys, for example.
 Morocco Is willing to let the dead lock at Algeciras go on indefinitely.
  The prairie-schooner Congressman are demanding bigger battleships.
  Homicidal automobile stunts can be executed safely in America only.
  The shad are swimming into the nets as far north as Delaware.
  There are insurgents in Arabia, also. Today is Ash Wednesday.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

Some people like to work so much that they say eexpectorate" when they mean ssenff
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-28

~ AVID RETAINER HENDERSON 5)b was known as a soldier without fear, a statesman without guile
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18

The Columbian Club is happy to be
able to report such satisfactory con-
ditions and feel deeply grateful to
the people of Audubon and vicinity
for their hearty support in maintain
ing the Library and enabling new
books TO be purchased frequently and
for their patronage of the Lecture
Course which, without this support,
would be impossible.
Any one passing the Library at
any time from the close of school till
as late as nine O'Clock and seeing the
great number of small boys gathered
around the tables reading or, if too
small to read, looking at pictures in
papers and magazines; could not but
feel that the Library and Free Read
ing Room is worth many times its
cost in providing a morally clean
place for the entertainment of these
little fellows and keeping them off
the streets where they would be sure
to fall in bad habits.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18
NEW BOOKS AT LIBRARY

New books have been ordered for
the Library which will be here next
week, among them THE Mountains,
"rhe Forest, ""The Coming of Billy"
"The Man of the Hour, ""The North
erner," ga Year Among the Birds"
Mythology in Marble" "We Four
Girls" Biography of Grizzley,"
"Lives of the Hunted" IA Little
Brother to the Bear" Northern
Trails, "Followins the Deer, ""Moth-
err Natures Children.
When it is known that during the
month of December over 500 persons
visited the Library to read, this does
not count the many who come in to
get or return books, the librarian not
keeping record of these; the i'm
portance of the Library as a Free
Reading Room and the great moral
and educational work being accom-
plished in this community, will be
better understood.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18
Audubon Republican. Thursday January Is. 'O6.

The Columbian Club will hold an
Art Exhibit in the Library, April 4
to IL. Admission tree. We hope no
one will miss this. There will be fine
reproductions of famous paintings by
famous artists.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-18
THE WoMAN'S THURSDAY CLUB OF
EXTRA

Celebrated their Twelfth Annual
Banquet and Reception January 18,
to which we're hidden the gentlemen
kin folk of the club members; with a
two fold purpose of assuring them
that our literary pursuits and posi-
BILE attachments in that line do not
conflict with domestic duties or lead
as away from the Meredith senti-
ment that
They may live without poetry, music and
art
May live without conscience and live with
out heart
May live without friends, may live without
books
But civilized men cannot live without cooks
L. V. DELAHOYDE.
, 1906-06-23
Unknown Friends.

There are many people who have
used Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy with splendid re-
suits, but who are unknown because
they have hesitated about giving a tes-
timonial of their experience for publ.
cation. These people, however, are
none the less friends of this remedy.
They have done much toward making
it a household word by their personal
recommendations to friends and neigh
bors. 1t is a good medicine to have
in the home and is widely known for
bowel trouble. For sale by the Eggles
ton Drug Co.
, 1906-06-23

Douglas is doing everything in its
power to make good as n state fair
city. This year the people there will
not be compelled to erect buildings and
prepare grounds to the extent they did
last year and their energies will be di-
rected to a greater degree along other
lines. The premium list has been Civ
en- to the printer and the commission is
in communication with the severa
counties of the state urging early and
energetic action. Every county should
be represented at the state fair and the
exhibits should be of the very besI
that can be produced. Albany count!
will be there with a splendid exhibit
Albany county has been scorned b!
some as not being in the agriculture
belt, but 1t generally gets there witt
the goods.
, 1906-06-23
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The Indians knew of the marvellous cura-
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, 1906-06-23


The University of Wyoming is to be
congratulated Upon the close of a very
successful year. AS time goes on it
will grow and prosper and disseminate
its influence throughout the common
wealth. More and more it will become
a grand state institution, an institution
for the education of the young men nj
young women from all sections. 1t is
important that the men and women
who will in future have charge of the
reins of government and of the bust
ness affairs of this state should be ed
tucated within its borders. Such educa-
ton brings them in closer touch with
social and business conditions and
gives them a state pride they cannot
get in colleges beyond our borders. OF
course there will always be parents who
will insist on sending their children to
Harvard or Yale, but they will be in
the great minority.
, 1906-06-23

Sheridan or Evanston. 1t don't make
much difference which I o the man liv.
ing in central or southern Wyoming, so
far as time and money are concerned.
1t is just as far for republicans to go
to Sheridan as it is for republicans to
go to Evanston. Unless there is spe-
cial reason why the convention should
be held in either one or the other Of
these towns, much money and time
could be saved by the great majority OF
the delegates by having it at some in
termediate point.
, 1906-06-23

which the lines run, canno be passed
without notice. The fares in this state
are now at as low d figure, or will be
when the new schedule becomes effec-
tive with The beginning of next month,
as they have been in the more thickly
settled states of the Mississippi valley,
and will without doubt help TO bring
the states of the Rocky mountain re-
gion into closer touch with the people
of that region. There will be a great
er volume of business. dollar for dol
lar, than under the higher rates of fare,
and Hartman is shrewd enough to
| know IL.
, 1906-06-23

per Centennial valley, after a business
trip to the city.
a. H. Peabody returned OF the after
noon train from Cheyenne, where he
had been on a business trip. He will
probably return to his home at Salt
Lake next week.
this afternoon from Denver, where
they had been visiting. Mr.. Bass went
to meet Mrs. Bass, after an extended
visit in the east.
Justice Grant returned last night
from Cheyenne, where he had been to
attend the annual session of Wyoming
consistory, taking the thirty-first and
thirty-second degrees of the Scottish
Rites.
Miss Flora knight left this after
noon for Elk mountain, where she will
resume her duties as a teacher. She
was here to attend the teachers in
%stitute and the commencement exer-
cises at the university.
Charlie Olson, who went from here
to Denver with his wife a few days
ago, is in a hospital there, where he is
being treated for internal ulcers. He
is being dieted and it is hoped that
an operation will be avoided.
Hon. ]. S. Atherly returned this aft
ernoon from Cheyenne, where he had
been to attend the meeting of the con-
sistory. Mrs. Atherly and Doris re-
manned at Cheyenne for a longer visit
with Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Atherly.
Prof. and Mrs. c. B. Ridgaway will
leave some time next week for Cali.
%fornia, where they will spend a part
of the summer vacation. They for,
merly lived on the coast, where Prof
Ridgaway was engaged in educational
work.
Mate Wheeler came home Monday
from Laramie, where he is attending
the University of Wyoming. He viii
remain here during the summer, re
turning to his studies again at the
beginning of the school year.-Caspel
Tribune.
Mrs. George sigwald and daughter
Miss Mamie, of Miles City, Mont, ant
her niece, Mrs. Title Liebler, and
children, of Omaha, arrived in the city
this Afternoon and will visit for some
time with Hon. Inc Mrs. A. Trabine
at Wayside.
County Attorney Downey, N. E. Cor
lthell, Judge Groesbeck and c. P. Ar
mold welt to Cheyenne this morning
to look after some legal matters, 8
suit in which the Wyoming Contra.
Land and Improvement company is in
terested being on trial there.
Miss Dora Lewis, the daughter o
Mr.. and Mrs. o. P. Lewis, left thi!
afternoon for Hunnewell, Kas., where
she will visit with her grandparents
She will go from there to Oklahoma
and Texas for a visit with friends, ex
pecting to be absent from home until il
August.
Misses Margaret and Catherine
ICoughlin returned this afternoon from
Cheyenne, where they have been at
tending college for the past year
They were met on the depot platform
by their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. M. ]
Coughlin, and will accompany them tc
the ranch tomorrow.
, 1906-06-23

President Roosevelt is said to have
selected Secretary Taft as the most
likely republican for the presidential
nomination in 1908. but the people
continue to select Theodore Roosevelt.
, 1906-06-23

Later information from Washington
seems to clearly indicate that Fort
Russell will soon be made a brigade
post, The policy of the government is
to concentrate its military forces in a
few large posts W. the nation and to
abandon the smaller ones. wyoming's
posts will not likely be disturbed in the
ear future. Senator Warren is the
chairman of the military committe and
there is little fear that the secretary
of war would care II tackle him upon
the proposition of abandoning forts i N
this state. He is also ably assisted by
congressman Mondell, who occupies
an influential place upon the house
committee upon military affairs.
, 1906-06-23

A recent issue of the Troy Times
contained an article and an illustration
relating TO the ranch of DR.. e. p.
Schoonmaker in the Sweetwater val.
ley. The article gives much data re-
lating to Mornings agricultural posi-.
bilities and will open the eyes of all
those who have had an unfavorable i'm
preston Of our state.
, 1906-06-23

President Roosevelt is determined to
probe to the bottom the allegations re-
lating to the Standard oil interference
in legislation, II is said the big com
pany has been the principal obstruc-
tionists in the way of rate legislation
and that its hand is in every move in
opposition to good laws.
, 1906-06-23

With tn. firm and intrepid tread OF
a jackass toward a peck of oats. the
democratic party slowly but surely APP
rroaches the usual condition of things
where its only possible candidate is a
man who can't be elected.-New York
Mail
, 1906-06-23

There is consolation in the thought
that the liquid air man has passed to
the great beyond. The extremes be,
tween the liquid air and the hot air he
used were entirely too great and the
company collapsed and got into all
sorts of trouble three or -four years ago.
1t was a $4,000, 900 oncern
, 1906-06-23

The Cheyenne Leader says the re-
publican candidates for governor and
a host OF other politicians were in that
city Wednesday inc that for n time it
looked as though a political campaign
wns on
, 1906-06-23

The public generally is not pleased
with the substitution Of an address
for the senior orations of former years,
but the students find the innovation a
welcome relief as reducing to that ex.
tent the strenuosity Of the closing
week of university life.
, 1906-06-23

The voluntary action of the Harri-
mar interests in reducing the passen-
ger tariffs, on the suggestion that Mr..
Hartman proposes in that way to as
sist in the growth of the state through
, 1906-06-23
Desert Land, Final Proof-Notice for
nubI,ration

Desert Land, Final Proof-Notioe for
Publication.
United States Land Office, Cheyenne,
Wyo., May 20, 1906.
Notice is hereby given hat
ANNETTE CHRISTIANSON,
of Grant, Laramie County, Wyo., has
filed notice of intention to make proof
on her desert-land claim No. 443S, for
the e " NE u Sec. 8, NV a NV n
Sec. 9, TIP. 81 N, R. 70 W., before
Francis ]. Banner, U. S. commissioner
District of Wyoming, at owen, Wyo,
on Monday, the End day of July, 1906.
She names the following witnesses to
prove the complete irrigation and re-
clamation of said land:
Rudolph Henke and Chris Christian
son, of Grant, Wyo., George Stewart
and owen Carroll, of Wheatland, Wyo.
m31je30 ". E. CHAPLIN, Register.
, 1906-06-23

TITS said fishing conditions are now
ideal, the water being neither too low
nor too high.
, 1906-06-23

Wyoming oonsistory No. / by the ad-
dition of 80 candidates during the
week, now has a membership of $50.
, 1906-06-23

A special to the Cheyenne Tribune
from Meeteetse nnounce the candi,
dacy for governor of Mayor Mcdonald
of that city. This is the second candi-
date to spring up in Big Horn, Mr..
Phelps being the first announced.
There is likely to be no end of material
from which to choose. The republican
nomination is regarded as good as an
election, hence the governor will be
chosen at the republican state conyen-
ton. Democrats are not making much
of a stir, Senator S. A. d. Kiester being
about the only one mentioned to date,
and he has denied any intention of be-
coming a candidate. over in Big Horn
county the people say that Mr.. Hays is
tied up in a business way so that he
cannot possibly become a candidate,
that he is bound by agreement, so his
name can be rubbed from the demo-
cratic slate.
, 1906-06-23

Governor Brooks will deliver the
Fourth of July address at Lander.