davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
roo LATE ON THE LAST Day.
Horrible Thought That Occurred %
Procrastinatinq Individual.

Horrible Thought That Occurred %
Proerastinatins Individual.
Senator Frye was wont TO tell this
one on ex-senator Howard OF Lewis.
ton. Ne. explaining that in the early
days of his business career his fond
ness for sleep was almost the cause
Of his undolng.
II was Howard's invariable rule to
take another wink" after being called
in the morning. and almost as in.
variably did he arrive at business
from thirty minutes TO one hour late.
On sundry occasions he was known
to stay out with the boys" and on
one particular occasion was induced
to partake of the grape juice to such
an extent that his companions decided
to play very practical joke on him,
by placing him in an undertaker's
shop to sleep in a casket.
In the early dawn Mr.. Howard
awoke, stretched and sat In hor.
ror he beheld the empty ca. Is about
him, and in fleeting second his past
career passed before his mental
vision, till, raising his hands aloft, he
exclaimed, while beads of Precipitation
stood on his CHASTITY brow: For the
last time too late-too late for the
resurrection"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
JUSTICE Brown WILL RETIRE.
Fears Continuation Of judicial putles
May Cause Blindness.


Associate Justice Henry Billings
Brown OF the United States Supreme
court intends to retire from the bench
and has notified President Roosevelt
10 that effect
Justice Brown was 70 years old on
March 2. Having reached that age
and having served ten years as
member of the Supreme bench. he
was privileged to retire on full pay
Although strong and vigorous bodily
and mentally. Justice Brown mas been
troubled with falling sight, and he has
felt that a continuance Of his Judicial
duties might cause him to become
blind.
He will serve through the present
term Of court and probably will retire
in the fall. He expects to travel in
Europe during the summer.
Justice Brown was born at South
Lee. Mass. in 1896. graduated from
Yale when 20 years old, and. after
studying law at the Yale and Har.
vard law schools. was admitted to the
bar in Wayne county. Mich, Ia 1860.
From 1861 to 1868 he served as deputy
United States marshal and assistant
United States attorney for the east.
ern district of Michigan, and then be.
came Judge Of the state Circuit court
OF Wayne county.
He served only few months, when
he returned to the practice of law in
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
HAD HEART PAINS
a Critical Case Of Rheumahsrn Cured
BY Or. Williams Pink Pills.

BY Dr.vvillIams' PinkPills
While Mr.. w. S. Geisel, Of No. 12s
East Coates street. Moberly, No, was
steadily working at his trade In a foun-
dry at that place, he became the victim
Of an attack Of rheumatism, and his ex-
perience is that Of thousands who are
compelled to work in similar surround
ings, He describes his situation as fol
lows
81 had been at work for long time
in foundry where l was exposed to
dampness. First my feet began to hurt
and to swell, then my knees and my
shoulder joints began to be affected in
the same way. Finally could not walk
without great difficulty and suffering
aud had to stop work altogether. MY
appetite was feeble and grew very pale
and weak. began to have pains about
my heart and it iuttered great deal.
became greatly alarmed about my con.
dltion. My mother knew about the vir-
tues OF DIR. Williams Pink Pills, as they
had given her back her health when she
was nearly wasting to death, and when
she found that they were good for rheu.
matism too, she began 10 give them to
me about mouth after I was attacked
That was in the early part of March,
1908, and by June they had driven away
the pains and swelling and had restored
my appetite and color. Then l fell
strong enough to take up line of out.
door work and now, in October, l re-
gard myself as entirely well and am
about to go into foundry again at st.
Louis"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills also cure
other diseases springing from i'm.
pure blood or disordered nerves, such
as sciatica, loeomotor ataxia, partial
paralysis and all forms Of weakness in
male or female. They may be had Al
all druggists or directly from the DIR
Williams Medicine Company, Science
tadv, N. "
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
KISSING THE stARNEY STONE.
'eonoelast Says Travellers Draw on
Their Inaaination.

'eonoclast Says Travellers Draw on
Their Imagination.
"A good many people who take q
trip to Europe tel1 lies when they
dome back" said the ex-globe trotter.
Zone thing they like to lie about is
Aissing the blarney stone. A lot Of
travellers. claim to have performed
that osculatory stunt, and they dilate
on the experience with a glibness that
gives color to their assertion. Maybe
few Of them really have accomplish
ed the feat. but their number stands
in the proportion to those that have
not as one to ten thousand.
kissing the blarney stone is not an
easy thing to do. If the boosters
would only look up few facts in the
encountered in performing the rite.
they would have a little less to say on
the subject In the first place, the
precious stone is near the top of one
OF the great towers Of the castle. To
reach it you would have to climb 125
feet inside OF dark, cavernous dom
jon. Then, when you have come to
the nearest opening in the massive
wall you have to be hung out Of the
window. head downward over para
pet by the heels. Even when suspend
ed in this inverted position a fellow
has to be about seven feet tall in or
der to reach the stone and imprint
thereon the devotional smack. Com
sidering the dizziness entailed by this
acrobatic feat and the length Of body
required. lot of travellers OF the saw.
ed-off type would do well to omit the
barney stone from their list Of adj
ventures. New York Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
Anelen. French Custom.

Dumas. in his Isabel Of Bavaria"
refers to an ancient privilege which
authorized the deputies of the six mer.
chant bodies to accompany the kings
and queens of France upon their entry
into Paris from the gate of st. Denis
to the palace, followed on this occa-
sion by the representatives of the diff.
ferent manufacturing bodies clothed
to represent the seven capital sins, .
and, by way of contrast, the seven
Christian virtues"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

A young lady living in Paris recent
ly visited her sisters family and left
them in perfect health. The next day
letter arrived from the Bichat Hos
pital announcing her death at that in
stitution, and caused deep grief among
her relatives, who thought she had
ing, however. the supposed deceased
appeared at the house safe and sound.
It appears that she had been under
treatment at the hospital some time
ago, and Ter name, through an error,
was given to another patient, who
subsequently died
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
French President a Music Lover.

NJ. Fallieres. the new President Of
France, is a capital billiard player.
having succumbed to the destinations
Of the game long ago He is the first
President to adjure tobacco. but he
has fine taste for music. which Lou
bet. Faure. Greyy, MacMahon and
THEIRS, who were all smokers, notably
lacked. President Fallieres shares M.
Loubets enthusiasm for shooting, and
is a better shot than President Carnot,
who once at shooting party in Ram.
bouillet severely ''peppered" Gen. Bru.
gere.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23


white beds are women and girls who
are awaiting or recovering from opera
tons made necessary by neglect.
Every one of these patients had
plenty of warning in that bearing down
feeling, pain at the left or right of the
abdomen, nervous exhaustion, pain in
the small of the back, pelvic catarrh,
dizziness, fiatulency, displacements or
Irregularities. All of these symptoms
are Indications of an unhealthy con-
dition of the female organs, and if not
needed the trouble may make Roadway
until the penalty has to be paid by a
dangerous operation, and lifetime of
impaired usefulness at best, while In
many cases the results are fatal.
Miss Luclla Adams, of Seattle, Wash,
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
"About two years ago was a great suf-
ferer from a severe female trouble, pains and
headaches. The doctor prescribed for me and
finally told me that had tumor and must
undergo an operation If wanted to get well
l felt that this was my death warrant, but
spent hundreds of dollars for medical help,
but the tumor kept growing. Fortunately
correspondent with an aunt inthe New England
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, as it was
said to cure tumors. did so and Immediately
began to improve in health, and was entirely
cured, the tumor disappearing entirely, with
out an operation. l wish every suffering
woman would try this great preparation"
just as surely as Miss Adams was
cured of the troubles enumerated in
her letter, just so surely will Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cure
other women who suffer from fe-
male troubles, Inflammation, kidney
troubles, nervous excitability or ner-
vous prostration.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all young
women who are i'll to write her for free
advice. She is daughter-in-law of
Lydia e. Pinkham and for twenty five
years has been advising sick women
free of charge. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
NO REST NIGHT OR DAY.
With Irritating Skin Humor-Hair Be
gan to Fall out-Wonderful Re-
suit from Cuticura Remedies,

with Irritating Skin Humor-Hair Be
gan to Fall out-Wonderful Re-
suit from cuticura Remedies.
About the latter part of July my
whole body began to itch. l did not
take much notice Of it at first, but il
began to get worse all the time, and
then I began to get uneasy and tried
all kinds of baths and other remedies
that were recommended for skin hum
ors; but | became worse all the time.
My hair began TO fall out and my
scalp itched all the time. Especially
at night, just as soon as | would get
in bed and get warm, my whole body
would begin to itch and my finger
nails would keep it irritated, and 1t
was not long before | could not rest
night or day. A friend asked me
to try the Cuticura Remedies, and I
did, and the first application helped
me wonderfully. For about four
weeks l would take a bot bath every
night and then apply the Cuticura
Ointment to my whole body; and
kept getting better and by the time
| used four boxes of Cuticura I was
entirely cured, and my hair stopped
falling out. d. f. Blankenship, 319
N Del. ST., Indianapolis, Ind, Oct. 81,
1905"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
son Eouoht h Eather,s Reolmsnt.

Hale and hearty at 81. Col E NJ
Mobley of Hagerstown. Md. has the
distinction Of having had a son fight
by his side during the civil war. On
Lincolns first call for volunteers Mr..
Mohley organized Company A. Sew.
enth Maryland Infantry, his, son. Ed.
ward c.. being a private. The regi-
ment saw a good deal Of service at
the front and Mobley, Sr.. came ont Of
the war with the brevet rank OF col
onel Married at the age Of 10, he had
ten sons. eight Of whom are living.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
THINK TOO MUCH OF "NERvEs.'
Mistake Made by People and Physl
clans OF To-day.

What a fine thing it would have
been for the human race had physi-
clans never discovered anything
about the nervous system or invented
such terms as nervous prostration"
or nervous dyspepsia" It makes one
green with envy to think of those for
mer times when people knew little or
nothing about anatomy and when they
called things by their right
names. When they were i'll
tempered or jealous or mel
ancholy they said they were, instead
Of putting everything on the poor
nerves as we do now. When physi-
clans are called in and find them
selves at loss to know just what is
the matter with patient-and ever the
very cieverest of them sometimes do
find themselves in that humiliating
position-they can always fall back
upon nerves." with the certainty that
the patient will quite agree with them
and also that he will Immediately JUS
tify the diagnosis by having a nerv-
ous attack of some standardization
News and Courier.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

There is in mans nature a secret
inclination and motion toward love
OF others, which, if it be not spent
upon some one or a few, does natur.
ally spread itself toward many" said
Lord Bacon three centuries ago. The
remark might be applied with good
reason to the unmarried woman, who
within the last half century has be-
come a moving power in the world.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
SCIENTIFIC FACT AND THEORY.
Too Many Vaearies INDUCED In by
the Thinkers.

That the human race will become
blind through the effects of the cleo
trical current so abundantly generat-
ed for modern uses is the startling
proposition of an alleged scientist Of
Chicago. We are of the opinion that
this statement should be classed
among the vagaries of science There
never was a time when real science
commanded more respect, or, to dem
onstrated truths, more unquestioning
belief than the present This is shown
by the innumerable instances of APP
piled science in all branches of indus
try. But scientific demonstrations are
Que thing and scientific speculations
arc quite another. In fact, real sci
entists do not indulge in the latter.
They announce conclusions as the re-
suit of patient and thorough research,
but they do not promulgate long-range
speculations or fantastic theories
indianapolis News.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

burning sensation. They showed sed
iment. became discouraged. weak,
languid and depressed. so sick and
weak that I could not keep up. AS
doctors did not cure me decided to
CTg Doan's Kidney Pills, and with
such success that my troubles were
all gone after using eight boxes. and
my strength, ambition and general
health is fine"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
How,s This2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FIJI. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known F. j. Cheney
for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly hon
orable In all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made By bis firm.
WALDISe, KIENAN q MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
system Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
Ever Hear Of "scotty' and His Record
Breaking Ride?

The story, briefly told. is this: Wal
ter Scott, the Death Valley gold miner,
made the trip from Los Angeles to
Chicago last summer on a special
train over the Santa Fe" In less than
As hours. That whirlwind traia cost
him more than $4,000 1t was the
fastest long distance run over noun
tains and plains ever made on any
American railway. 1t demonstrated
beyond dispute that the Santa Fe
track. equipment and employees are of
the dependable kind. Probably you
wouldn't care to ride so fast. You pre-
fer the luxury of our three trains from
Utah and Colorado to Everywhere
East and Southwest
Ask me for ticket rates and litera-
ture.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
Important 20 Mothers.


II the world were birdless, a natu-
ralist declares man could not inhabit
it after nine -ears' time, in spite Of
all the sprays and poisons that could
be manufactured for the destruction
of insects. The insects and slugs
would simply eat all the orchards and
crops in that time
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
Most Expensive Thermometer

The most expensive thermometer
is in use at the Johns Hopkins uni
versity in the United States. 1t is
valued at 100000 and is an absolute
ly perfect instrument. The gradua,
lions on the glass are so fine that ii
is necessary to use d microscope to
read them.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

torture 1 went
through now seems to
have been almost I'M
bearable. l had back
aches, pains in the
side and loins. dizzy
spells and hot, fever
ish headaches. There
W ere bearing down
pains. and the kidney
secretions passed too
frequently and with a
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

Detroit in partnership with John S.
Newberry and Ashley Pond. In 1876
President Grant appointed him Unit
ed States Judge for the eastern dis.
trict Of Michigan, and in December
1890, President Harrison appointed
him associate justice Of the United
States Supreme court.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
Many Children are sickIy,

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders forCbildren,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home, New York, cure Feverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis.
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms
At all Druggists ,25c. Sample mailed F'RETL
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. x.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
Roaton,s Eondnesa for Beams.

More money IS spent each year in
Boston in buying baked beans than
would buy the largest battleship in
the United States navy.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

To-day the buttons worn by the Chi
nese and Japanese ON their wonder
full costumes are the most highly or
namented and the most valuable from
an artistic standpoint of any in use
throughout the world.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
SUNDAY IN kieIlnoIana

Sunday in Heligoland begins on
Saturday at 6 p. NJ. when the church
bell is tolled. and continues till the
same hour on Sunday. Formerly no
vessel could leave port between these
hours
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
CATS TRAINED AS RETRlgvERs.
Proof That Ancient Egyptians So
Used Their Pets

Used Their Pets.
1T is claimed" said Chicago anti.
quarry, "that cats may be trained as
retrievers-trained to swim to your
slain birds, and bring them back to
you in their mouths, The thing sounds
incredible. But look here"
He held up the photograph of an an.
cient Egyptian painting Men with
spears rode on the Nile. In some of
the boats large cats sat on their
launches in the stern. while toward
others several cats swan with dead
birds In their mouths.
This picture" said the antiquary
proves that the Egyptians used cats
for hunting dogs. If they, why not
we? The original of the picture is in
the British museum, where there are
also several pieces of carving that dis.
play the cat in the role of a retriever. y
Everybody got ready for Cnripo
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
srrIngl

Time to cleanse the system and purify
the blood. Take Garfield Tea, Natures
perfect axative it is the best olood purifier
-nown 1t cures sick headache, regulates
the yer, il-eys, tomach and bowels.
Send for sample. Garfield Tea Co., Brook
m, N. X.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

King Philip " Of Spain collected
dwarfs, and many diminutive speci.
mems of humanity were sent him on
his birthdays.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
COULD NOT KEEP UP.

Broken Down, Like Many Another
Woman, with Exhausting Kidney
Troubles.
Mrs. A. Taylor. of Wharton. N. J..
says: 4 had kidney trouble in its
most painful and severe form, and the
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
The orlnlnal nMatoh y

Originally match" was any sub
stance which burned readily and slow
ly. The bit of slow-burning hempen
rope, stepped in a solution of salt
peter, which the ancient gunner car
ried in order to discharge his argue
bus, was a match" 1t burned at the
rate of about three feet in an hour.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
pisorlmlnatinn NeoAs.....

The man who always takes a won,
an at her word is bound some day
to make an awful blunder.-Somer.
vile Journal
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

To remove ink stains from a book
dissolve small quantity of oxalic
acid in wan water, Wet the stain
with this miA lure.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

If you have friends you must make
up your mind to do two things: Sym
pathize with their troubles, and laugh
at their jokes.--Atchison Globe.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

The Great Eastern railway claims
the record for its London and suburb.
an trains, Of which 99h per cent
depart and arrive on time.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

Hitch your wagon to a star; but
If you expect the star to do all the
pulling you may get stuck in the
mud.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

Everybody get ready for Spring
Conference
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup.
Cor children teethlng, sOftens the gums reduces In
Examination, aays pain, wind collie 25c bottle
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

Experiments are being made at
Montreaux, France, with new cleo,
trio searchlight of 30,000000 candle.
power that will project rays fifty
miles.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
DON'T FORGET

A large 2-oz package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
cents. The Russ Company. South Bend, Ind
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
uncIe Alien.

mo" said Uncle Allen Sparks. Il
don't take any stock in these flying
machines. Too many men have made
angels Of themselves-at least, that's
the charitable supposftion-by trying
to learn to fly"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

If you go to Conference be sure and
use the Salt Lake Route.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
HOSPITALS CROWDED
MAJORITY O. paTIEHTs WOMEN
Mrs. Pinkhara's Advice Saves Many
From this Sad and Costly Experience.

1t Is a sad but
certain fact that
. very We q T
brings an in
ere a sc in the
numberofopera-
tons performed
upon women in
o u r hospitals.
Morethan three
fourths of the
patients lying
4
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

Use the Salt Lake Route to Confer.
ence this year. Best from Sanpete,
Juab, Utah counties. and the far
south
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

If you go to Conference be sure and
use The Salt Lake Route.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23

Salt Lake Route. Low rates for
Conference. Utah's most popular
road.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
USE THE FAMnus


Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2.oz. package S
'ents. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
!. F. WARREN
And Believe Their Fish storl..

G. A.. A. T. & S. F. Ry.
Ill Dooly Block, Salt Lake City. Utah
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1906-03-23
An Alarming RIunder.

Everybody get ready for Spring
Conference