The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-03-29

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--Ais wsa Eud bo.4i one a ,bs party
sAksd Bsvs yoa xos ssy celery, WAITER
No, air was TIE slgaiaesti snss,r Ir.
lee os me tips.
--Sooh, ny soc, therll be 20 north. NJ
ssa,b, 10 sssf. no west. III b. glad Of
that, srasdps, twill make geography Z
blamed sigbt sssiss.
---skinssr slwass shsvss himself. What's
the ms,isr' Doesn't be uust the barber
Tee, but The barber won't trust him.
II doaf hear vosr daughter playing the
piano nov. MOI Ths Society For the Pre-.
vestios Of Cruelty 70 Pianos istsrfsrsdi
Arden, Yoaih--so your father doesu't
liks ne on account Of my vsaioas short.
eo0ipgs, dossnt be- Fair Msides--Ne,
and mamma objsca 70 your lsng stay.
ings.
Why do you suppose JIsI has asked
his motbsr-in.las to come and make Der
home st his home' She's hssn't any nossy.
Perhaps be has AZ eye on = Carnegie hero
medal.
she fpettishiy) II don't see Why IL 10
yeu nnd poker 20 facilitating. Her Hus
band-Is's the queens Ia the deck. my dear.
They remind me 20 much Of you.
We'll, we'll, remarked Jislsy, Noticing
Jsslsys black ere. low did you n Get
with the accidsnt' didn't, replied Jag
lev. II met with me.
Ton What do you understand TO be
meant BY the word "snuuif" Etbei--It
means that one does soothing and 10 TOO tir.
ID TO stop.
--Es,tie-wsll, ! hope I'll get husband
who 10 easily pleased. Elsle--Don't wor
~. dear. II you ever marry that's the
kind ycu'll get
1T WAS nine miles from anywhere, and
the motor had broken down. DO you
know any thing sbsut automobiles! askeo
the owner, speaking 10 man 10 Gig wb,
was driving along. Yes, sir, said the man !;
I do. I've been run over BY four Of EN-
Good morDisgl
--Yousell fall Afoul Of de law II yous,
don't watch out. Az, don't kser nutbil
fer d law. Youse had better keer som''
thia' fer de- Law. Youss ain't no tras
masnste.
TO know Dobson IL = liberal educstion.
lair Yes. He's such q total idiot that
you feel like . college graduate while II
his company.
--visjtor --How old IL your sister Grace
Tommyt Tommy DO you mean sccord.
lag TO the Bible record or according to be,
cosntf
--Do1't yos occasionally have compsn,
Of the house thAt bores you' Often. Blu
We have remedy. We always let our ~
tie Johnnie recite.
ny wife WAS terribly put out By tina
echo yesterday. How sof She couldn'
have Abe last word.
--Cholly Broksleigh tells me his ances.
tors were early settlers here. Yess Well
Choily isn't. I'm his taller.
Lady lat booking ofIlcel - DO rquirs
= dog ticket Booking agsn,-No, MADAM
ysu may travel Is an ordinary passenger.
He would never have become 90 ad-
dictcd 10 drink II II hAdn't been for tn
trossls be bad, Why, what trouble did he
havss He had trouble 10 keeping AVA,
from II.
--Asegie the Cook-Nissss, Oh wusb'
yrz wouidnt wear thin silk petticoat,
whin you're In my prisincs. The Missus-
Why net, Masgief hsgsie the Ccok--I
rsmoinds % much Of me dead hu,bapc
whin he used to slave sard for mortar.
She Was engaged to = millionaire, bu
he lifted him 10 marry another man. Al!
So sbes realty marrying for lsvsf 70
love 81 money YES. The other mans
Are you sure that man truly loves
your dAushtsrs asked the friend Of the
family. Yes, answered Mrs.. cumrox, be
Esas heard her sisg and speak pieces, and
he wants to marry her anyhow.
---salssnan Goat Of . pssitiop) like
10 ask whether you have = place for ssles.
man heref herchsnt--sorry, but ] dc Ill
ths work myself. Salesman--ThatS jcst
The kind Of place I'm looking for.
--Tsss--Hov h Mr.. Huesards Jess--
On. ~ don'r bsvs much 10 cay 10 ssch
other any more. Teu--oh, you sly boots |
You're engaged to him. Jsss--well, en-
gsgcd people don't hsvs to cay much To
each other
--Jsdge-Yca sav yes bit tbs dsfen dart
with brick, broke hieksry eisb ever bis
hsaA and thssw him down elk Fights Of
Stare bscAsss be called VOC liar. Pain
slH-Il wss not that, iscgs. He said ] -
ute "a meier,
la msrdsr case xied before certain
ledge ccspssl for the defendant urged: Il
10 better that rineiv ard zine guilty per
sons escspe thsn. thss ore innscent man
should suffer. 10 his charge to the Jury
The Iacge admitted the soordnsss Of The
HsyositIos, bet sddsd: .snihmes. l want
ycs . sndevtand that ths nisety and nIre
have already escaped.
-JuAs epoe sfssr be had tsen on the
ssAad es1tlsusctiv for many hours the
great anspciss lest his temper ard rsnrt.
a with ~ angry answer. I'm afraid VOC
fsrgs, thsi yea are ssn,,smar. observed
cssuses. Ths sebuks struck bsms. The
viessss uiscsd sssiblv, bat be ~as nc, IN.
wiiiEsg y Jsssify hinslf. Where zee 10
called 90 u forget 70 mary ttirgs Ill ut
csss 80 b-ecns ccsisssd. you kAos. be
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