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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

''If II were not for my wife," growl.
ed the first man at the reception.
Il wouldn't be here" Neither would
]. dog-gone it," replied the other
man, ''if 1t were not for my wife.
Pm the hostess's husband."-Phila-
delphia Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

"How do you suppose Eve ever got
along without any store windows to
gaze into?" "She probably stroped
down the line every morning and rub
bered at the fig tree. Houston Post.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Foreman Cat the door)--"Dld yer
husband how a new suit av clo'es on
this mor-rnin', Mrs. oMalley?" Mrs
O'Mallcy-"He did" Foreman
They're rooined entirely" Mrs. o.
Malley-"How did ut happen?" Fore
MANTLE was blowed up be u
charge av dinnymite. Cleveland
Leader.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04
To Secure the Best Cows.

The practice with regard to the
maintenance of dairy herds In thi,
state is varied. Some of our farmer.
try to breed their own herds, savinl
he calves from the best cows, az,
thus, by process of indirect selec
ton, improve the annual yield Of mill
and butter from year to year. Man,
Of our farmers buy cows as they neet
them, disposing of those that have
proven Improbable to the local butch
er. While dairying is a growing In
dustry in Virginia, it has not made
as much progress as the legitimate
prices o. tainable for milk, butter and
other dairy foods would seem to war.
rant. There is an increasing desire
for information along dairy lines. and
our farmers are beginning to realize
that they must have better cows, and
one of the most certain ways to secure
these is through breeding them them
selves.
Andrew NJ Soule,
Dean Agricultural College Of Virginia
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04
Dean Agricultural College Of Virginia
The Unpediereed Dairy Cow.


Some of our very best cows arr
those that have no pedigrees; IN
fact, the greater number OF cows
now in the dairy are Of this
class. Such men as H. Il. Cur
Ter say that they pay no attention
to breed when going to select COW.
They simply pick the best cows they
can find, Judging by the usual marks
Of the dairy cows. A man can go
through the country and on multitudes
Of farms find cows that give large
quantities of milk rich in butter-fat,
and yet Of no known breed. These
cows, though having no pedigrees. are
not scrubs. They are the best kind of
foundation stock for the development
of the common dairy herds of the
country. Many of them are worthy to
receive more attention than they have
received at the hands of dairy experts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

The wearing Of garments that sweep
tho pavement is prohibited in Nord-
hansen, Saxony Any person thus
arrayed must not walk on the streets
under penalty of thirty marks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Tcacher-"What do you have nap
kins for?" Glass lin unison) Per
company. New York Mall.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Withholding affection is one Of the
most wasteful economies Of life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04
How Many Eggs Per FowI2

How many eggs should a fowl lay
to make her profitable? ! think on
noOc of our farms the hen that lays
100 eggs a year pays for herself. !
believe, however, that we should not
BE satisfied with hens that lay less
than 200 eggs year, for we want to
get reasonable pay for the labor we
put upon them. At the present prices
for eggs 100 eggs will bring at least
$2, and they have not cost more than
81. But there is another element that
enters into the cost of eggs, and that
Is the number of fowls that are Lost
from various causes. II is possible to
lose so many fowls while they are
growing up that this will reduce the
profits of the ones that live. Some
men figure out that they are making
profit of dollar year off their
fowls, but at the end of the year can
find no profit. They cannot under
stand why, if their birds are making
them a profit of dollar each, they
should not have as many dollars in
profits as they have birds. The fact is
that they had large number of fowls
that were fed for from one month to
six months and then died. In some
locks the cholera appeared, and in
others the roup was the devastation,
Ia others skunks and cats reduced the
Size of the flock. 1t is the vanished
cost of supporting these that reduced
che profits on the eggs to about moth
iVg. The longer / take care OF poul-
try the more l realize that success
with fowls consists very largely IN
keeping them free from fat, lice anc
iisease.-Mary Pickering, Elkhart
County, Ind, in Farmers Review.
Dry Bran a ash.
Last summer in visit TO the Maine
experiment. station, the writer noticed
Aat the fowls had a constant supply
u bran. This was placed in long
trough that was fed by hopper from
above. AS fast as this bran was eaten
by the poultry new supply worked
down from above. 1t was only neces-
sary to keep this hopper full of bran
and the filling need only be done once
a week or at longer periods. The
manager of the poultry department
said that they used this instead of the
ordinary wet bran mash. They be-
lieved that they received all the bene-
fits from this that they could from
the ordinary wet bran mash. The
poultry were permitted to eat as much
of this as they wanted, and it is GER
tain that large quantities were con-
sumed. This system of feeding bran
% poultry seems to be an admirable
Hus. Bran is very rich in nitrogen.
tgEs the element that Is needed to
r-lance up the corn. 1t Is so light that
Ssre is no danger Of the fowls eating
.oore than they should. This relieves
Re gizzard from doing the very large
cnount of work that is put upon 1t
When grain is continually fed. Too
ouch grain results in digestive trou-
lies before the end OF winter. The
iran mash greatly relieves this work.
rs 1t is in shape to be acted upon at
'nce by the digestive juices.-Farm-
ars' Review.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

You never hear any Une complain,
about Defiance Starch" There liz nono1
10 equal IL In quality and quantity, 10
ounces, 10 cents. Try II now and save
your money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

do not believe Pisos Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and oolds.-JopN T..
Boyer, Trinity Springs. Ind, Feb IS, 1900.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has rich
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory,
Peoria, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Man is sick ten days, woman TWEEN
ty days Of each year.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Can she cook2" NAV. Why,
when she makes a pie she gets the
shortening In lengthwlse! "-Cleye-
land Lender
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles. Drug
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethne, eoftcns the gums reduces IN.
hammaton. allayB pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

A true believer Is one whose ideas
harmonize with your own.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

A sweetheart and wife Is rare
thing. They are generally divided
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

DON'T FORGET
a large 2-oz. package Red Cross Ball Blue only
B cents. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROM0 Qunne Tablets. Drug
gists refund money IL IL fails 10 sure. E. w.
GROVES signature IL on each box. 2Oc.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Many big sins have a way Of gel
ting in with mighty small keys.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Smokers have to call for Lewis Single
Binder cigar to get it. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Too many men worry over tho bust
ness affairs of their neighbors.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

When fool gets angry he begins
to swear.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Pride holds few people up and
throws good many down.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

It is waste of money trying to
feed people on bread labels.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Many a girl who married for leisure
has repented In n hurry.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Marriage opens a few eyes and
many purses.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

It requires strenuous carpenter to
floor pugilist.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Many lawyer has discovered that
q wifes word is law.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Burglars who rife safes should be
shotgunned.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04
DON'T DESPAIR.
Read the Experience Of a Minnesota
Woman and Take Heart.

II your backache aches. and you feel
sick, languid, weak and miserable day
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

"Ineptitude" is the latest unusaai
word to apply for editorial favor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

An old bachelors idea OF fool is
man who attends his own wedding.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

Genius is merely another name fol
unrecognized talent.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-01-04

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-20
TEACHERS TRAVEL FOR
TRAINING POINTERS

John E. Painter, supervisor of the
manual training department Of the pub
lie schools, accompanied by nineteen
teachers from the department, will
make a short trip to Menominee, Wis,
March %, to inspect the manual train
ing school. The party will leave early
in the morning and will return the same
day, the board Of education having
granted them absence from school for
one day.
Originally the trip had been planned
for this week. but owing to vacation
time at the Menominee schools it was
postponed. The school is one Of the
finest and largest in the country and is
equipped after the most approved plans
Of modern manual training education
It was endowed and built by the late
Senator Stout, and l.. D. Harvey is the
superintendent.
!: In connection with the school kin
dergartner s training class and de
partment for teachers Of domestic sci
ence is run. At present the rnanua
training departments in the Minneapo
lis public schools are overcrowded, anC
this year about 800 boys and almost az
many girls had to be refused admission
owing to this fact.
Mr.. Painter and his staff will make {
study of the methods and the work done
at the. Menominee manual trainins
school. for while the MINNEAPOLIS de
partment is one Of the best in it's line
its supervisor feels that there is always
need Of Improvement and introducing o:
new IDEAS
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-20
STRIKE IS THREATENED
UNIVERSITY JUNIOR MEDICS RE-
FUSE TO PAY ST: PAUL HOSPI-
TAILS CLINICAL FEE.

Junior needles of the university have
announced their refusal to pay a So
clinical fee levied upon each man by
the authorities Of the St. Paul city and
county hospital and the action may re-
suit in an organized strike on the part
Of the embryo doctors. The action was
taken yesterday in class meeting,
despite the protests of Dean Parks
Richie, who appeared before the meet
ing and asked a reconsideration of the
class action.
Since the organization of the medical
school students in the junior and senior
classes have attended clinics in diff
ferent twin city hospitals as a part OF
their regular medical courses. These
clinics are usually conducted by doc
tors who arc members of the medical
school faculty.
At the present time no charge is made
for clinics conducted in any hospita
with the exception of the St. Paul insti
tuition, and it is. to the So fee exactet
by the St. Paul authorities that the
junior needles object.
One Of the interesting features in the
situation that the clinical work in tn
St. Paul hospital will be. finished thi
week and not a cent has yet beer
| turned in by the juniors in accordanc,
with the hospital rule This fact coupled
with the absolute and official refusa
! Of the class to pay the clinical ia,
! places the university medical authori
ties in an embarrassing position and tn
probable action of the faculty i
awaited with interest by universit.
Students
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-20
SAYS 'HAHA' CREEK
MUST Be TACKLED
ENGINEER CoMsToCK REPORTS
ON TIE CREEK PROBLEM.
To Divert Bassett's Stream It Would
Be Necessary to Fit Minnehaha Greek
to Garry Off Lake Harriet Water in
Greater Volume-Park Board Might
Object. a,.4 - -. g..


If Bassett's creek is to be diverted
into the park lakes, Minnehaha creek,
which takes the outflow from Lake
Harriet, must be deepened to carry a
larger stream or must be Strengthened
to carry the water off twice as fast.
Robert Comstock of the city en-
glneer>s office, who has been working
on the Bassett s creek diversion plans
since last fall, is now near the end of
his report and his last problem is to
take care of the additional flow of
water after it leaves Lake Harriet.
Ordinarily Bassett 8 creek carries
about as much water as Minnehaha.
The latter has been more than bank
past few years and, in fact, has done
considerable damage by Overlooking
into pasture lands and hay meadows.
With twice as much water the creek
would be raging torrent, doing meal
culable damage.
Mr.. Comstock's solution is to
straighten the bed Of Minnehaha creek
so as to increase the fall and cause a
faster flow. Instead of allowing the
stream to meander in graceful easy
curves down the pretty valley to Mime
haha falls he would cut canals here and
there, cutting out thousands of feet
VI Nd9CiN dhu INeIcDy SIedtly dCCcl
Grating the speed, of the stream. Al
Nicollet avenue, for instance, the creek
dou bles on itself several times and the
engineer would replace the pretty, sinu
Gus bends with short cut across the
meadow and save 1900 feet. There are
number of other places where similar
cutoff canals could be made.
Whether the park board would ap
prove any such trea tment of this his
torical stream has not been ascertained
One of the chief charms of the Mime
haha boulevard is the lazy, placid prog
ress of the stream as it winds in AM
| out thru meadows and woodland. Be
fore sanctioning the plan the park com
missioners would have to be Statistic,
that the stream would not be robbed o
natural beauty.
1t is of course possible that the wor
could be so placed as to not be notice
able from the driveway. Only a fey
cuttings would be needed at the mos
and these ecould be screened by shrub
berry should they prove offensive to tn
artistic eye. At any rate something o
the kind will be necessary in orde
! that the creek may carry twice a
much water as it does.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-20
THE SOUSA CONCERT

The SOusa concerts yesterday after
noon and evening were the chief points
of interest in the amusement world in
Minneapolis yesterday, the evening
audience. practically filing the entire
Auditorium, where the concerts were
given. In point of execution they were
the best Sousa has ever given here.
There was snap about the band S
work, an exactness Of execution, and
an esprit de corps that was exceedingly
effective.
The evening program would likely
have driven a classicist to drink, but
that it pleased the vast throng which
assembled to hear it was evidenced by
the fact that so many encores were de-
manded that it was considerably after
II O'Clock when the audience reluc-
family arose to leave, and prior to that
some especially sleepy souls had even
cut the "Valkvrie' number which
closed the program.
The prevalence of "Sousa' was re-
markable even in Sousa concert. His
appearance was the signal for applause
His gestures were the same expressive
and often laughably suggestive things
as Of yore. He bowed his. acknoowl,
Judgements with the same insouciant
grace, and with the utmost alacrity
ooAoiSc'
! courtliest manner. His name appeared
to a number Of the evenings offerings
and he was the composer Of many more
which were played as encores.
Two of the program numbers are
worthy Of especial mention at this time
because they are Sousa compositions
and have not been heard here before
The first of these is suite called CAT
the Kings Court 1t is divided into
thee parts, devoted apparently to the
composer 8 ideas regarding "Her Lady
ship. the Countess,'' "Her Grace, the
Duchess and "iHer Majesty, the
Queen The Countess and the Duchess
it must be confessed, were a bit giddJ
TO rexponents Of the British aristocracy
but part three, "tone picture' Of
royalty. was indeed fine bit of descrip
tive writing. The "Diplomat' march
was also fine stirring bit of music.
Miss Jeanette Powers was a very
satisfactory, altho not strong violin
list. She played the Mendelssohn econ
certo" well, and responded to the en-
core with Schubert Serenade.'
| played with fine poetic feeling, Mis-
Elizabeth Schiller proved but a medic
ere singer. Howard Boardman.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-20
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-20
Weather Conditions.

The storm over Kentucky yesterday,
which was accompanied by snow or rain,
z in much of the country east of the
Mississippi river, has moved northeast
ward to the New England coast, fol
lowed by clearing conditions in the
eastern half of the country, and much
colder weather in the Mississippi val
ley and thence eastward, except along
the middle and north Atlantic coast:
Light SHOWS were reported as still
falling this morning in northern
Georgia, eastern Tennessee the western
parts of New York and Pennsylvania,
and in northern Vermont. This morn
ing's temperatures are higher in nor
and in northern Vermont. This morning s
temperatures are higher in northern Min
nesota, the western Canadian provinces,
North Dakota, the Rocky mountain re-
gion and on the Pacific coast, but the
temperatures are still low, the lowest
being 2 degrees in Wyoming, This
mornings temperatures are below 80
degrees in the whole country, except
the states bordering on the Atlantic,
gulf and Pacific coasts. Fair weather
is expected in this vicinity tonight and
Wednesday, and because of the low
pressure over the Lake Winnipeg re-
gion. the temperature will rise.
+ IT. S. Outram, Section Director.