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/ take my own treatment. 1t cured mo
after / suffered twenty years and took
enough pills, squills. patent medicines
and predigested foods to fill barrel.
My Biscuit does business in two min
utes by the watch; yet It's made from
fruits, grains and vegetable products COM
bned with proper blending agents so that
It's acceptable to the most delicate stom-
ach 1t doesn't interfere with your doc
tors treatment nor anything else you may
| be taking
/ absolutely guarantee 1t contains no
| opium, morphine, cocaine nor any other
narcotic, drug, or forfeit 900 in gold.
You don't understand it? Well, to be
frank with you, l don't either. But after
a long series of costly experiments l fin
ally hit upon an idea" and made a con-
densed biscuit that | thought would help
me, and 1t did; It cured melt cured 9TH
i ers, too What's more. 1t cured diseases
it wasn't made to cure.
l accidentally produced something that
far transcribed my own knowledge and
intentions-a good deal like Columbus
when he started out for the East indies
and discovered America.
I'm a chemist and scientist. an author
and an ex-college professor. | have
studied medicine and am supposed to
know a thing or two about what kind
of remedies cure; but can't explain the
biscuit; the cures It performs are be-
yond me--and l can't find any one else
who can explain 1t to my satisfaction,
either
OF course the biscuit contins concern
trated pineapple. and pineapple has a
long family history, going back hun
bred years or so, and being good for the
digestion. Then there's paw-paw, the
fruit of the tropical melon tree; 1t looks
like canteloupe and tastes like one, but
II grows on a tree. The natives eat 1t
when the stomach's too weak for anything
else; It's good food, though. any time; all
the time. It's in the biscuit. You have
heard mother say figs were the best for
the bowels-well. they are there, con-
densed and compressed, seeds and all. The
little seeds are harmless, but they help
do the business
Your grandmother always told you cell
cry was good for the nerves; well, it's In
the biscuit. Then there are things TO
wake up the liver and bowels and help
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the young mistress of the house asked.
1T will be his last. you know, and per-
haps you had better do IT."
Seeing as it's his last and you engaged
him first" was the answer of Mr.. Young
husband, at seems to me 1t would be best
for you to tell him that his end has
come"
She consented with surprising alaerity.
Previously she had preferred to put the
responsibility on her husbands shoulders.
He felt guilty almost as he left home
that morning but his self-respeot return
ed when he came home that night and
found his wife so happy.
"Wel?' he asked
He's gone" she said went away
this afternoon. So we're going out to
dinner"
Mr.. Younghusband looked delighted al
the result of his wife's ceverness
Il did 1t this way" she said. maybe
1t wasn't Just the squarest way to do It,
but we had to get rid Of him this time All
first he was just as humble and polite as
usual and looked just as much like a
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the kidneys too, and so on. But when
you SIT down and add up all the different
things the biscuit ought to do, the result
isn't half so large as what the biscuit
does do
But the thing that concerns you is to
get well. You don't care how. The bis
cult is best for dyspepsia stomach. liver
and bowel troubles, insomnia. pimples.
biotches nervousness melancholy
blues" bad blood and run down" condi-
tons of the systems, but it's also won-
der for diseases of the kidneys, heart. skin
and nervous system produced by stomach
troubles-and thousands OF them are.
Don't take my word but read what
others say. National Bank President
Kinner of Olean, n. Y, writes as follows:
Il have suffered from dyspepsia and stom-
ach trouble for five years Recently 1t got
so bad that l was compelled to live on
matted milk, and even the matted milk
caused me considerable pain, and eating
any other kind of food was practicable
out OF the question My attention was
called TO Meals Biscuit and | obtained
package. After eating the third bis
cult l ate a piece Of toast, an egg and
some fruit, with no unplea SAINT effects
whatever | regard the results the bis
cult has produced most marvellous. II
is by far the best thing l have ever tried.s
| would like you to read n eomplmen-
tary copy Of my magazine called Siren
uous Life" IT'S full of intensely inter-
esting information for sick folks. Most
everybody is carried away with the mag
azlne, except the undertaken and the SEX
ton--and there's q reason. I'm somewhat
in competition with them. Ny business Is
making folks well.
Won't you eat at my expense? You
have probably been paying for your own
food a good while. now let some one else
help pay for 1t.
I'll give you one large 25-cent package
of my Dyspepsia Biscuit and Fig Choco-
lates absolutely free II you will send four
cents to pay the actual cost OF postage at
merchandise rates. Remember you pay
the postage only. l give you the Biscuit,
pay the expense OF packing, ETC.. myself
This is not a small, sample package. but
a regular 25-eent package. The offer Is
good to one for one time only. Eat my
biscuit at my expense, then tell your
friends how you like them, what they
did for you-thats all. Cut out and use
coupon below.
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We constantly py nave
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CHRONIC DISEASES CURED BY IMPROVED METHODS MODERN
SCIENCE.
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Skin Diseases Ulcers Dropsy and of chronic Nervous Diseases
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will first be informed the charge the
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and by answering the printed returning list receive
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charge reasonable fee for services and said fee all
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WON'T YOU EAT WITH NE TOMOR

Have
$4,000
Raw Materials Good; Does Good
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Very Likely.

From the Philadelphia Press.
I'm a couple of thousand behind" re-
marked the rattiesnake. after the poker
game.
IT suppose It's because you rattle 90
easily" snickersd the prairie dog.
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Advance Magazine: The Drs. Dozier
and Dozier are polished gentlemen,
skilled in their profession, and are
highly esteemed by all who know
them.
Age-Herald: Drs. Dozier & Dozier's
long standing record and approved
abilities entitle them to the proud dis
tinction Of standing at the head of
their profession.
The Birmingham Ledger: There are
no better known specialists In the
South than Drs. Orion T. and Byron
Dozier, of the firm of Drs. Dozier Il
Dozier, of this city. Certainly there
are none more capable and skillfui
than they.
Their success Is remarkable and be-
speakes for them the confidence of the
people. -
The Birmingham News: DR.. o. T.
Dozier and DR., Byron Dozier. his son,
comprise what Is probably the most
nopular medical firm in the South.
Beyond question they have the best
eouipped Offices in the South, contain
ing a large number of scientific in
struments and devices for treating
those diseases which do not yield
readily to the ordinary method
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martyr So I told him-what do you sup.
pose l told him?"
THE truth, in any case hope" was
his answer
mot at ALL she went on, although |
knew you'd say that. 1t was just this
opposite
II told him we thought he was perfectly
splendid and didn't mind the cost a bit
Only we are sailing for Europe on Satur-
day and we wouldn't need him after to-
day.
Then he went away Just as satisfied
as possible and it was lots easier for me-"
Il suppose it takes a woman to do
those things" Mr. Younghusband an
swered, land I'm glad he's gone
should never have thought of lying about
IT., though"
Might Be Improvement.
| From the Detroit Free Press.
He-Do you think you could live on
love alone?
] Shield like to try it awhile; I've never
had anything but money and fattery
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This firm has been doing business In
Birmingham continuously for a number
of years, and they have yet to be &C.
cused of having dealt unfairly with a
patient In any way whatsoever. They
are both gentlemen of the highest type
and carry their honor and gentleman
Illness into their business.
The Southern Odd Fellow: We can
not add anything to the reputation Drs.
Dozier & Dozier have already acquired
In the line Of their profession, but we
know them to be Brother Odd Fellows
and can be relied upon to carry out
every promise they make to those
needing their services.
Masonic Guide: Drs. Dozier & Do
zier come from family of prominent
physicians, and with their full store of
medical knowledge and their large ex.
perience in the profession, can be re-
lied on to treat disease In q most sue.
cessful manner.
The Bessemer Weekly: There are no
physicians in Alabama, II in the South,
as we'll known as the Drs. Dozier--
Orion T. and Byron-of Birmingham.
We doubt If there are as skilled and
capable physicians in the state as they
are. and we know that there are none
other as successful.
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STOP PAIN IN TWO MINUTES
By the Watch Without Morphine Opium Cocaine or Any Other
Narcotics
ICURE DYSPEPSIA WITHOUT DRUGS

Drastic Connections
From PIneappes Figs Celery,
Things and Bowels
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g. DOZIER
SPECIALISTS
III 1-2N. 2lst ST.
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA
DR. S. DOZlER
DISEASES OF MEN.

vacoce FORM
treated by US
good
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
CLASS OFFICERS
HANGED IN EFF|GY
A Lively Scrimmage Between
Seniors and Juniors at
[. D. S. u.
THE CAUSE OF THE TROUBLE.
Juniors Objected To Legend Painted by
seniors on the Race Track Fence
What Was Done.

There was hanging OF class officers
In efhgy, a lively serimmage and much
excitement. on the grounds OF the l..
ID. 5. University this morning; and this
afternoon the cause and It's effect are
being discussed at joint session of
joint faculty and class officials,
It appears that yesterday afternoon
the seniors built fence across the
street which opens on South Temple In
order TO exclude persons not wanted
from crowding onto and interfering
with work done OIL the race track. To
do this work they had obtained per-
missio ion; and when the fence was com.
poted. II was painted white, and dur
ing the night, the legend Seniors 20
were displayed in old rose across the
fence. This morning. when the inscrip-
ton greeted the eyes Of the juniors,
they at once made objection and
prepared to deface the lettering.
The purpose of the younger class OF
students was quickly communicated to
the seniors who prepared 20 defend
their action OF last night Imam Instant
the scriwmage was on, and the juniors
VINO sWarmed IKE Dees from an over
turned hive, succeeded ia celebrating,
or at least disfgurlng the objection
able lettering. Presently the majority
OF students retired, and the contest
was fovsht out between the two classes,
with 500 or 800 spectators near at hand.
President Paul came from the insti-
tuition. aud requested all OF the young
ladies 10 20 back into the college (which
they did. He then made similar de-
mand upon the boys. and they also re-
tired. Hut not until after the officers
OF both classes---senlor and junlor--had
been hanged IN oiilgy, and other dem
nstrntiona made. Tho seniors were
led by j. \ Hammond, Jr.. ara the
juniors by Levi Fuller. There was 10
pronounced rowdyisn. and the contest
was in the mnln good-natured through
out 1t is believed that the only peu-
atty that viii he inflicted on the Of
tenders Is that a proper apology be
made to each other. and that an often.
sive marks be removed from the fence.
and that the class lettering be rcstor-
ed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
UNDERLYING
INVESTIGATION.
Interstate comrYerce Commits.
sion Orders One to be Held
In New York.
EXPECTED TO Be INTERESTING
Probably VIII Unearth Frauds on Part
OF Shippers Amounting to
Forced Rebates.

Washington, March 2l.--The inter-
state commerce commission today
gave out for publication the following
notice:
Upon reports to the commission that
many shippers In and about the city Of
New York have been persistently un-
derblling and misrepresenting freight
shipped by railroads from that city. and
other points In eastern territory, the
commission has ordered an investiga-
ton and set the matter down for hear
ing at the u. $. courtrooms, New York
city, on Friday, March 20, at 1890 a.
m.
IL is expected some highly interesting
developments will take place, indicating
frauds on the part OF shippers which
amount to forced rebates from pub
lished tariff rates.
The members of the commission were
loath to give any OF the details which
led to the decision TO conduct the inves-
tlgation, but the information was i'm
parted that beyond question the I'M
DER billing was intentional and that the
shipments were deliberately mlsclassi-
fled in order to secure the lower freight
rates
AT the offices OF the commission no one
was willing to admit that the railroads
were a party to the alleged frauds.
Many witnesses have been subpoenaed
TO be present at tho hearing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
STORY WAS 0vERDRAWN.
Facts Connected With Alleged At
tempted suicide Of Young salt Laker.

william Parr, the young Salt Lake
singer who is at present In Los An
geles. singing with an opera company,
and who is reported by the papers VI
that city as having attempted suicide,
on account Of unreciprocated affections,
writes 10 his mother IN this city that
the whole story was without founda-
tion. The young lady IN question and
Mr., Parr have been engaged TO be mar
rlod, for many months. and few slight
words of disagreement between them
were overheard by some one. who forth
with concocted Wild story OF the
young man being madly IN love with
a chorus girl, who spurned his affec-
tlons. the result being that he sought to
end his existence
The fiancee OF Mr. parr Is not a
professional chorus singer, but IS ~
wealthy and respected parentage, and
occasionally takes part In operatic en-
gagements for the mere love OF music.
She Ia IN constant correspondence with
the sisters Of Mr.. Parr who reside IA
Salt Lake, and her letters are OF
loving aud sympathetic nature. towards
not only Mr., Parr but to his relatives,
The family has felt much aggrieved at
the stories written concerning an event
that never happened, and they Gr0
happy In the knowledge that their son
AID brother Is well and prospenng IN
his chosen profession and that all Is
serene as regards himself and his in
tended bride.
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It's makeup" said the speaker az
select the committee with all fairness
IL is impossible for a caucus 10 select
them ms that would consume a whole
session. In your annual meetings YOU
doubtless find a great variety OF opin-
ion. II you don't have lot OF damns
] miss my guess. no two men have
the same ideas"
President Gompers replied to this
statement by pralsing Mr., Gardner Of
New Jersey, the chairman OF the house
committee on labor, and stated that
the other members OF the committee
especially the majority members. have
not in the opinion OF labor interests
shown ordinary intelligence In their
treatment OF affairs affecting labor
The general policy Of Congress has
been to ignore the requests OF labor"
President Compers concluded.
Speaker Cannon replied that he did
not think such criticism justified and
he also enJoined the labor organiza-
tons TO consider that they have a
great responsibility resting upon them
as has Congress. He urged that each
member OF such an organization should
take an oath 10 administer the affairs
Of the organization In the interests OF
the greatest number Of persons.
You are not the whole shooting
match, but good share OF It," said
Speaker Cannon. He congratulated
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
HAMILTON WON'T APPEAR
BEFORE FOWLER COMMITTEE

New York March 2l,-Andrew Ham
ilton. former legislative agent for the
New York Life Insurance company
today sent a reply 10 the Fo"ler IN
yestigation committee of that company,
declining 10 appear before the commit
tee to be examined as to his work for
the company.
The letter is dated today. and reads
as follows;
"Gentlemen--I am replying TO the
only communication received by me
from our body since my return.
1T Is doubtless quite evident that py
this time you should be yourselves sat
isfled that the statements contained IN
your report Of Feb. 7. 1906, in regard to
your examination OF my accounts are
seriously wrong. and that when you
rushed into print In order t'rt you
might wear a newspaper halo NJ had
not. as your report incorrectly states,
obtained all the Information about
this subject that IL accessible.
"Your published interviews, which
take TO be correct because know tho
facts so covered betray a startling loss
OF memory during your deliberations
upon the subject OF the weekly audi
for years of my accounts by some
members of your committee and from
time to time by other members OF tho
board Of trustees.
Documents IN the company's Office
file tlf they have not been suppresscd)'
official ection spread upon the record
Of your proceedings. and other corres
spondence TO which you must certainly
have had access have been deliberately
ignored by you, TO give to the Paris
policy fee account, and to the refunded
premium tax collection false color
upon which to base your unwarranted
accusations.
Notwithstanding / was prepared 10
accept the suggestion contained in your
letter, viii YOU walk into my parlor.
says the spider TO the fy'-when you
practically retreated from your posi-
ton choosing to proceed by the com,
mencement OF a civil action against me
II can appreciate that the events OF
the past week so far as / have par
ticlpated In them, are not perhaps cal
culated to put you IN judicial state
OF mind, I will, therefore. accept your
latest challenge and meet you In a
tribunal whore there will be no vanity
10 be tickeled and the scales will be
held on an even balance.
(Slgned) ANDREW HAMILTON"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
VERDICT FOR PLAINTIFF.
Christina Pugmirc Given $500 by
Jury--Against q. :. l.. Company.

In the damage suit Of Christina Pug
miro against the oregon Short Line
Railroad company. which was tried In
Judge Ritchie's court. the jury today
returned verdict IN favor of plaintiff
for the sum of $500 The action was
brought 10 recover $4,000 damages for
personal injuries received by plaintiff
while employed as 2 cook on n work
train at Williams. Mont, on July %.
1905, II was shown by the evidence that
while Mrs. Pugmire was AZ work an en-
CINE ran into the car, aud she was Sc
yerely injured.
The company denied that she was en-
ployed by II. but admitted that her
husband was employed as cook. and
Ma. Pugmire was on the car withouf
the permission OF the company. 1t was
also denied by defendant that plaintiff
was the wife OF Pugmire at the time OF
the accident, and II she had been she
would not have been allowed on the car.
lThe jury, however, found the issues in
favor Of plaintiff and returned verdict
accordingly
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
JUVENILE COURT
CASES HEARD.
Judge Lewis Grants Petitions
For WritS Of Habeas
Corpus.
LAW IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
so Declared, With Reference TO Jouris-
diction OF Adult Delinquents--Ac-
cused Are Denied Fair Trial.

Judge Lewis this afternoon granted
the petitions Of Al Miller and Charles
Baughmann for writs of habeas cor
pus, and ordered the men discharged
from custody. on March 3 Miller was
sentenced by the judge Of the juvenile
court to mot more than six months
in the county Jail" aud Baughmana
was sentenced to mot more than 50
days for the alleged contributing to
the delinquency of girl under the age
of eighteen years.
In granting the writs of habeas cor
pus, Judge Lewis held that the juvenile
court has no jurisdiction over adult
delinquents. and the section OF the
juvenile court law giving the jurisdlc-
ton over adaults, was declared uncon-
stitumonal. The principal defect IN
the section Is that II does not provide
for jury trial in such cases. The two
mel we're charged with an offense un-
dor the general statutes of the state
and We're entitled to a jury trial.
They were denied this right by the
juvenile court and hence their commits
ment was Illegal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
H0LDUP LAST NIGHT.
William II, MNliIlan Relieved OF
PockctbOok and $3.50.

a hold-up occurred last night about
eo'cloek on Third West street between
Fifth and Sixth south streets in which
William A. Mcmillan, who resides al
fSi south Third West, lost his pocket
book and about $3.50 IN change. Mr..
Mcmillan is an omploye Of the Oregon
Short Limo and had Just returned on
MS train and started for home. When
he reached the point above named two
men stepped out in front of him and
ordered him 20 hand over his money.
he slipped his watch into an inside
pocket So that Il was not found by the
hiBhwaymnn, so that the only loss he
sustained was his pocketbook and some
small change. After learning that The
men were not armed he put up some
resistance and struck ono OF them over
the head with hls dinner pail and struck
the other a blow with HIS ist. An alarm
vas then given which attracted the at
tention of residents Of the neighbor-
hood and the men escaped AS yet no
trace OF them has been found.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-21
ADJUSTMENTS.

salt Lake Observation-Disclosures at
The salt Lake Theater are beginning TO
wear tho faded appearance that In
evitably accompanies the end of the
season. Last nights turnout only
partially filled the seats, but il kept
mp merry ripple Of laughter and at
times hoisterous applause. "Dorcas"
Is an odd sort OF entertainment It is
q comedy with musical embellishments.
rather than light opera. II has no
chorus, bat an the principals are given
fine singing and acting chances There
IL a fat comedy part and chance
for considerable coqucttish work on thu
part OF several ladies'. The music all
bears distinctive charm. aud severa
OF the numbers, notably THE Chess
Duet "'rhe Birds "A Daughter Of
the Nile" water" and "CRrrissima.
were heartily eucored. "A FAR as
musical attainmcnts 70, Miss Knapp
ms Lady Lnmbournc must h. accorded
the palm, Her bird solo was thorough
" charming and the hute accompanl-
mcnt texcellently rendered by Mr.
Flashman), was a decided aid Mr.
Young m the part OF the comic land
lord. was host IN himself and his
song of Water had half a dozen
boisterous recalls.
Miss Hall is chiefly remarkable for
her wonderful state OF preservation.
More than twenty years ago she was