The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-16
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Tho tfuutla ssArted Yesterday morning
When Jaaalls kirh, who Hays FtHis TruBNet
Wrought mi through her lawyer. Mosea
Rtsasman, ~ recovef san which she says
che lent to thfee u ths chorus aifls Grandma
Mary Ann Won Kanglor, arahdma'a daush.
ter, Mrs Minnie Mccann, aud Mihnie's
daughter, Mr. Dollis McCaan tsoni.
Gfaeina Mary Ann alao has two pct dogs,
Tom aharksy and Edwin Booth, but Janslla
did not summon these. because. she said,
'ths dogs ars tho only members ~ tho
whole Damn Family that didn't touch
me for some ~ my wad.'
tAt hbNiiHU " NNtIN w NlN' W.
cried Janella In her dressing room In a lull In
the burieAuue. "JuAt becaus' people In our
profession are always In the public eys
you think that aB artist private anair.
are everybody property. Amt II enough
10 10 pes,ered for autographs and inter
visws about actin without bein' held up
for family new-' Anyway, II Ed Miner
ever heard you was goin' TO put IL In the
papers-- Pear. skiddoo to Mazie's room,
there's a dear. and let the gent have your
chair he would throw a fit.
But II you wasn't a reporter I'd just like
70 tell you a few about that Mary Ann and
her bunch Of grown mp broilers, How old
IL ANN Figger 1t up and then some. met
the McCanns ten years ago Il was a mere
child them when was playin' South Bend
with John Drew and Maude-Maude Adams,
~yrknow-in Rosemary They was play1n
Rosemary at the Oliver and was playin'
In the Saratoga Chips at the Gaiety.
sThe McCanns hit our show down and out.
Skip Taylor, the manager. turned 'em over
10 the property man and we took EN- East
The touchin' began at Buffalo, Fifty-seven
dollars worth of gold to plug in granoma's
teeth; real food for Minnie, %grandma's
daughter; chiffon boas for Dollie. the same
which is Minnie's daughter; and me easy
fruit for il all.
Then this sea son they Up and treated
me like | wGs dirt under their feet. First
they got j~ellous when | got a speakin' part
in the Hotel Girly-Girly scene. which ran,
Duck, girls, Here's our husbands an
after made a hit in it they treated me
cool, except when the ghost walked. They
wasn't spea kin to me at all when we got
here last Sunday, but last night, when |
laughed at one Of IsEy's jokes, Minnie said
! was aughin' at grandma. That's a swell
necktie you're wearin', Mr. What's your
name?
"You zee, when laughed, Mike he Asylum
Keeper had just asked lazy to change
sofne stage money, and instead of changin'
the bill like the part is wrote, lay sprung a
new one by tearin' one bill in two and hand
In half to Nike instead. Say, any one
would've laughed, even Grandma herself.
II she seen it.
'Then, after We quit workin' Maize an me
was walkin'. dow Eighth avenue to a res
taurant. My gentleman friend asked us
where was a good place, an | said there
was a good ginney place on Twenty-sev-
enth street. Granddaughter Dollie Mccain
Leoni who was walkin' ahead with Grandma,
turns and tells me to stop calm her husband
sGeei There's the call boy yellin' for
tho Grass Widows number. Come up in
the wings and III tell you the rest. III
stand on he end, though my place IA in
the centre, Maybe l ought to ask Taylor
II ! can stand on the END this once, but il
| did he might hear you was a reporter
and get veNed.
Get out nearer the stage. They can't
see you from in front. As ! was sayin' in
the dressin' room. | had some woids with
Dollie last night on Eighth ave- Wait
Do 81, down with me. too.
On the banks OF the Rhine,
With a big foamlng stein.
Where the frankfurter trees grow 80 tne--
20, l guess they can get through that
chorus without me. And then | old Dollie
to fade away and that l wasn't thinkin'
about her husband. And one word led
to another and
Girls. let's shout.
louie, bring the sauerkraut'"
So come my dream and sit beside the stream
On the banks OF the Rhlncl
sAnd so this mornin' ! saw Mr.. Stras-
man, my attorney. and we got q
To-day, just before the matinee, along
comes the whole Damn Family and the
dogs. and says they won't go on unless
Skip TAYLOR says my numbers twenty
three. Fire me! Get that? SO they all
walked out. thinkin' they would blow the
show, but you see we're workin' all right.
II i was sittin' In a restaurant with you
/ could tell you the story better than l can
here, because / have to make a bluff at
bAAieil III FSoh tNNoiN NhO iiSit Oil ShO
Moving day. moving day.
Take that carpet of the floor,
Grab your ollstove, Mister Coon.
And there's the door
sTime. II must be pretty near your time
for eatin', too, ism It? If youll wait Ill
let you have my photo with my autograph
on 1t, and
Pack your folding bed and get away
II you've spent every cent
l., You can sleep out In a tent
It's mo o o 10 o owing day
sYou don't eat anything at night? Well,
I Just mentioned il because | thought you
would like to hear the whole story, and l
Who's Washington you ask
Gee, 10 answer that's no task.
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And las In the 'Muhcan LeAguel
sThat's a song that Skip Taylor told me
himself he wrote. II made a hit out through
Indiana last month, but it goes cold here.
Maybe they heard it before. And so the
whole Damn Family have to appear in
court next Thursday. IL they don't pay
UP III attach DoHie's husbands wages
just as soon as he goes to work.
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