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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26

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 this grateful to you for you the happest year your lives in 1907i ''
 Very sincere yours
 /Ohn x. Hegemsan.
 PRESIDENT.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26

cent and near 20 per cent respectively; with of the other Industrial companes) Lot be forgotten payment of during the who life while un- der tases payment of premiums cea es at age "
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 We realize competition Tn ces companies t. have therefore thoug t well and in of both. of he raduct.On of premium tables prepared winch mink which will he profitable In adjusting these commiss ha the inter- compelled to with the v!cePres:ent promised at whea should be able t. And zed the good work of Ass stan SIpern tendens by gym the interest in the work of their sistants the intuctlon and aning of Industrial the of the Ordinary Department We all allaound insurance Our superntendents Assistants have imp osed them duty the vision constant help encouagmen and the education
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26

key and later turned the negro over to the police.
 It seems that Phillips and the negro had met In the alley and that some words had passed between the two. The negro took oifense and hit the white man over the head with h.s pistol. or some other instrument. anu cut gash several inches In length in the scalp. After the arres of the negro, Phillips was taken to the once of physician, where the wound in his head was dressed
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
A NEGRO Is KILLED
BLACKS HAVE SHOOTING AFFEaAY
 RETURNING HOME.
Several Fellow Racemen PuFsue the slayer and BF.nS Ham tO the
 Dallas County Authorities at selma.
Advertiser Bureau.

Advertiser Bureau.
 Selma. Dec 25.. Word of a killing winch took place late last night on tne Bdrnsville road, about seven miles north of th.s city. was learned here this morning. The negro who did the killing wdS Jimmie Green, and after the 'humIcide had been committed, he was captured and brought to this city late last night by several negroes and placed in the county jail.
 With a number of other negroes from around Huntsville yesterday two negro men, Jimmie Green and Dick Tyus, came to Selma. In a wagon with sew eral other negroes they lett tne eity last night for their homes and with them in the wagon was several bottles of whiskey.
 On the road the four negroes in the wagon drank a considerable quantity of whiskey. and when about seven miles out from the city quarrel arose between Green and Tyus. During the dificulty which followed, Green pulled his pistol and shot Tyus, The shot from the weapon took effect in the mans breast and he soon breathed his last.
 After the shooting Green jumped from the wagon and made for hiF home. which was close by, and where he was later caught by several or the negroes of that neighborhood and brought to thIs. city and placed in the county iail. Green will have prslim' mary hearing in the court of Justice of the Peace I. D. Lloyd Thursday morn, ing at 10 o'clock As there was only two witnesses to the shooting, the case will not take up much time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
AssaszinatIon Near n,rmInwhnm.

Birmingham, Ala. Dec. 25.-L Duff. a well-known white man of Bes- semer. was found on the streets there this evening In q d. ing condition. He had been stabbed repeatedly ln the back and in the chest and cannot re- cover, His assailant Is unknown. but the police are working on a clue. which. they th.nk. will bring the guilty man to luaIIcn
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26

thing" He was brutal now In his dis a pointment. If you can do any tnIns else. you can Leacn. 1 know man-- helped him Oul of tight pace aJout three mouths ago-nAille IS GrayuOn- he lives soAnewAere out in WeStGhester County ana lE on the school board. HS mas pull enough to get you Job at teaching out tnere--ahd you can try your hand at that If you cant earn nVe hundred a year gISnE O"t some o' the euucauon that 1 pad -~out hVe tnousa ud a year tor. yOu--yo4 re a "lE' grace to the tamily. Il see Graydon iH the morning. Scnool must open ou' lnere in Q week or g"
 He bent over his desk as it the sub feet werec losed. Margaret paused ID me doorway. her lac was very Waite. her eyes burned like red stars in the gloum oI the cU"taIned do"rwaV
 Ill do what yOd say, Of course. father, but l warn you In advance Una, 1 will be a failure, l was not meant for that sort of thing-P
 Her father HuuR DacF his big head and stared at her.
 Perhaps you think you weer born 10 play a lauy--but 1 will foot you. Yor don't come from that sort oF stock
 And SO it haprnneL that Mdr<aret Leckie was D acel in char4e of Ds- LriCt School No. IB' The ne raIOsm'hB eaturs of her new ositi n WIS tns long wa k to and from the d...ot. ;or ihe cummuted daily. ather than takiIS
 oard in the small Fi.la..e 6 arouHd VI ~'!icn homes of mi. .linnaires were clua.e c el. These long walks steadi d n'. V"s for the labor of teac c.4ing the un"e'npt and insOleut children oI gard er"' soachmen and truck ra.sers Wal feiI to the lot of School N. 16 he hII p1S- an the truth .sneu she dad -aiu ,h oPv would fail. The power to or aA.ze ana discipline children in nu D. l.. not given to all. not even to the 10 al who by the mag.c taIisma of mater nal love may develop into mo el mother In her own houSeho d. To the nrnhlemR of undisci 9llne. SoL,h utd unclean persons and un oTrd m n 8 ane gave the best en rg cs at nar com maud but she worked with ths sen"v of failure forever doggtng her foot stepn.
 She was not surprised. therefore. when one particularly dull and lower ing afternoon MT. Gray Isn's motor car drew up nt the school ..O.se. li was to Dc an investigation by om- mittse of one. She had fo.t u c1m.nB .-aver since Billy DobsoI had Lu. req pepper on the stove and schn0. h id been dismissed for the ate no a. $ Q rose. vory straight and girlish and bug AySd as Homer Graydon entered Inc door It was hs first visit to tho school, and she was surprised 70 md ulean-cut, youngish looking man tn- stead of the slds- whiSkered, portly per RonaGs she had somehow pictursd tnis Arbiter Of her money. earning Tate 70 bs.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
Namher of Arrests NIaae.

The police forcs was. kept busy last night and todi-. aFresting people who were breaking the jaws of the city. The most Of the arrests made were for being drunk and iisorderly and for other mInor oftenses against the laws of the city. The majority of the eases made out today will have a bearing in police court tomorrow morning. and the session oL the court will probably be a long o'Ao as the docket will be very larRa
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
A seImInn gsrOmotetl,

past has held the position of claim agent of the Mobile division of the Southern railway has heen promoted In the service of the road and will leave shortly after the first of January fot washington where he will have his headGuartars. MF. Cone has many friends throughout this section of the state who win learn ot his promotion with pleasure but who will be sorry to IeaTn of the young man leaving the city.
 He iS a very clever young man and has made the Southern a careful and psinsGalEing official and wsu rise rapid ly in the service of the oofnnany. ~
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
shootinr Iu BeEnemer,

Birmingham, Ala, Dec. 2B.-J. W. Porter was fatally injured tonight in a saloon in Bessemer by J. H. Lauder milk. The men were in saloon and quarreled. when Liaudermilk struck Porter on the head with a heavy bot tle tracturing the skull and physl- clans say the injured man cannot re- cover
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
THE TEXAs WONDER.

Cures ali ldney Bladder and Rheumatic tTouhles: sod by all druggists, or two months treatment by mali. for si. Dr. E. W. Hall.
 2b26 Ohve Street. st Louis. Mo. Send for Alabama test tmonlalS adv.-ax-tno
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26

gy Co.'s DuEEies and CarrIages. The best. Gail ana see us when you want first class bu, gy or eRFriaGc. MONTGOMERY CARRIAGE WORKS
 CO, 2II-215 Blbb s.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26

We sell the genuine Columbus Buzz Sy Co.'s BuggIes and Carriages. The best. Call and see us when you want q Arst class buggy OF carriage. MONTGOMERY CARRIAGE WORKS
 CO.,, 211-21S Blbb St.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
r,rh+ Caused some Excitement.

Considerable excitement was caused on Broad Street about noon today by the appearance of a white man named Tom Phillips emerging from Hogan's Alley, between Broad and Washington Streets And whose face and clothing was all covered with blood. He was closely followed by a well-known young negro of the city named Cald- well, and who is a porter at local retail grocery store.
 Caldwell was in very drunken con- dition and was following up the white man, but as soon as he came on the street from the alley, he was grabbed by a couple of white Epsn. whe teek from him DisAoI and bottls Of whis-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-26
soeanl and fsnr.nnn,.

~A4t S~ F~s GOHNCNSS HAS gone 10 ViPs ginla to spend q tew days with hor son. Lester. who attends school there.
 Brandley Converse. popular Selma boy who attended school at Troy, N. r.. Is at home for the holidays.
 Smith Robbins has returned to Montgomery after spending a few days here with. relatives
 Miss Zili DAvis, ot Birmin ghnm is the guest of Mrs. Marion smith, on Fremont street.
 Mir. and Mrs. ". s Monk and fam lily have gone to New Orleans to spend a few days
 John Axford. Jr.. who attends school in North Carolina. IS at home for a few days.
 Law Lamar. Jr. Is at home from college to spend the holidays with his parents.
 Herbert Smith. of Meridian. is in the city for a few days
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
VESSELS IN POET.

VESSELS IN POET.
(Army and Navy.
U. s. S. Iroquois, Carter, Midway.
Oct. 2.
o. S. R. c. Manning, Joynes, BARRIERS
Point, Oct. 6.
L. S. A T. Buford, Oct g.
U. S. A. r Sheridan, Peabody, Manila
via BARRIERS Point, stranded, Oct. 6.
Merchant vessels)
Algoa, Br. S. S., Lockett, San Francisco,
Oct. 20.
Aotea, Br. $. s.. Prosser, Newcastle.
Oct g.
Edward May, Am. bk., Jorgenson, San
Francisco. Oct. 26.
Marie Hackfeld, CIR. sp., CRUDE, Brem-
en-, Get. 10.
Morning Star, Am. s. g.. Garland. re
turned for repairs. Oct. IS.
Newsboy, Am bkt., Peterson, Aber-
deem, Oct. 26.
Restorer Br. cableship, Combe, Mid
way, Oct. 8.
TIE MAILS.
Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Ventura, Nov 8.
Orient-Per Korea, Nov. 2.
Colonies-Per Sierra. today.
Victoria-Per Moana, Nov. II.
Mails will depart for the following
points as follows:
San F|rancisco-Per Sierra. today.
Orient-Per Coptic, Nov. 6.
Victoria-Per Miowera, Nov. IA.
Colonies-Per Ventura, Nov. 3.
TRANSPORT SERVICE.
Thomas, sailed from Manila for Homo
lulu and San Francisco Oct TO-
Logan, at San Francisco.
Sherman, sailed for Manila, Oct "a.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
STEAMER LANSING
ALMOST AGROUND

While the oil steamer Lansing was
leaving the harbor last evening she
almost went aground on the reef just
outside beacon buoy No. s. The re-
versaI of the engines brought the yes
sci back safely into the channel. and
she finally Strengthened out and passed
on safely There was considerable ex-
citernent al the Myrtle boathouse when
the Lansing pointed her nose towards
the shallow water and a yell was set
up for the captain to look out"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
LOST.

A LAD4'S gold watch keywinder),
Reward if returned TO this office.
1853
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.
Honolulu, Monday Oct. %, 1906.

capital
Pad Up Val, Bid ASK
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
VALLEJO CORRUPTS
SAILORS MORALS

VALLEJO, oct. 19.-The news from
Washington that Secretary Bonaparte
has declared that he will send no naval
vessels to Mare Island unless the town
of Vallejo improves it's morals has
created widespread interest here. 1t
it admitted on all sides that something
will have to be done, as Vallejo is
largely dependent upon the navy yard
for it's prosperity.
A few years ago the department re
fused to send any vessels to the Brem-
erton navy yard, near Seattle, until the
number of saloons was reduced TO SIX
and the license raised to $1,000 per
annum
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
ARRIVED

ARRIVED
Monday, October %.
P NJ S. S. Algoa, Lockett, from San
Francisco, 1925 a. m. T..
DEPARTED.
Str. Helene for Kauai ports, $40 p. m.
Str Ke Au Hou, Tullett, for Kauai
ports, 5:35 p. m.
U O. Co.'S S. S. Lansing, Conner,
for Port Hartford
DUE TODAY.
o. s. S. Sierra, Houdlette, from the
Colonies.
L. S. A. T. Thomas, Lyman, from Ma
Mia and Nagasaki, may arrive p. m.
SAIL TODAY.
Str. Noeau, Peterson, for Hawaii
ports, 9 a. m.
Str. Kinau, Clarke, for Maui and Ha-
wall ports, II m.
Str Maui, Freeman. for Kauai ports,
p. m.
Str. Likelike, Naopala, for Molokai,
Maui and Lanai ports, p. m.
o. s. S. Sierra. Houdlette, for San
Francisco, may sail.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
FOR SALE

Choice Kaimuki Lots, near car line.
at lowest prices.
Half-acre Lots on Manoa Heights;
unsurpassed view and fine soil. Cheap
Several small, neat, brand new
Homes in and out of town.
A House and large Lot on Young
street, near town; 1-3 cash, balance on
mortgage at 6 per cent. A bargain.
Also. for rent, two neat Cottages
close to center of city, at SIG per month
each. ]. H. SCHNACK,
1877 Merchant Street. \
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
BORN

this city. orr Septem Der
%, to Mr.. and Mrs. y. j. Gignoux. a
daughter
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
SITUATIONS WANTED

\ LADY stenographer. of five years
experience. practical knowledge of
bookkeeping and good references. de-
sfres PLACE after November 1. Ad-
dress, "Stenograr her," this office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-10-30
PASSENGERS.
Booked to Depart.

Per S. S. Sierra, October 80, for San
Francisco-Mary Progge, Mrs, Henry
Plaus, Mrs. S. c. Hellod, Mrs. K. Braun
and child, G. E. Sabin, Mr.. and Mrs.
Mural, NJ. J. Cabral, J. J. Collins, NJ.
D. Rogers, A. Braun, r. r. Elgin, Mrs.
E. T. Herrick, Miss Wynne Boysen, c.
Budde Mr.. and Mrs f. M. Boyd, E. H.
Tample, J. D. Dole, w. D. Sleep, D. T.
Sleep, Annie NJ. Boutelle Mrs S. Parks
Miss E NJ, Towle, Miss S. W. Mott, c.
J. Hutchins and wife. Miss Hutchins.
Mrs. A McBoy1e, a. McKillop and wife.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-10-30
FL TELEGRAPH "saltanlOntes g
UN lHvEHTO CURI0SO

En- una especie de Museo que tiene
Edison, donde conserya muchos apa-
ratos inventados por el, fgura uno
que >denomina TELEGRAPH "saltamontes,
y que sirve para poner en- comunica-
ci6n con las estaciones del transito los
trenes en- Marcia sin auxilio de min
gun hiIo colocado 10 largo de los
CARRIES. Por medic de la induction,
el aparato transporta las corrientes q
los hilos del TELEGRAPH ordinario del
lado de la via, sin entorpecer su fun
cion amiento normal
81 aparato que 11eva ell tren y ell
que hay en- las estaciones, Sc compone
de una baterfa ordinaria, I'm carrete
de induction con un vibrador, IN ma
nipulador Morse y un par de recepto-
res telef6nicos Por medic del carrete
de induction, la corriente de la bate
ria Sc transforma en- alterna y rnuy
penetrante, es capaz de producir
una corriente semejante en- los hilos
aparatos pr6ximos. Esto produce en-
los receptores una especie de zumbido
constante, solo interrumpido por los
golpes del manipul ador sistema Morse.
Por medic de este sencillo y econ6-
mico sistema Sc pueden transmitir des-
pachos, aunque medien doscientos me-
tros entire los hilos y el tren.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-10-30
iiBl COrreO espalOl !!

Cada vez que llega TN barco espa-
mol 4 nuestro puerto, hay que yer 4
las personas de buen gusto, como
preguntan 4 las casas consignatarias
81 Sc ha recibido, para su tranquil
dad, una nueva remesa del mejor
vino del mundo que es el de Cana
cho del Rivero de Jerez de la From
terra. La inmensa mayor1a no PUEDEN
PAsAR sin q vigor y la fuerza que
les proporciona TN PALITO de este
incompatible vino generoso. Unico
Agente en- Puerto Rico, Francisco
Quir6s Acedo, Comisionista. = Calle
de Ia Luna, MIN. 81.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-10-30
vApoREs A nUEsTRA conslohAcion
VAPOR ESPANOL "PIO TX"

Sali6 de Canarias Ell Is del CO
Irriente directamente para este puerto
y 10 esperamos e1 : del entrante No
viembre. Terminadas aqui sus ope-
raciones zarpara para su ruta de San
tiago de Cuba. Habana, Matanzas,
Cienfuegos y New Orleans.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-10-30
VAFOR ..ESPANOL
MIGUEL M. PINTLLOS'

Esta 4 Ia c4rga en- Barcelona de
donde zarpara e1 3 tel corriente, pa
"a el Mediterrancc Canarias San
Juan, Mayagiiez, Ponce, Santiago de
Cuba, Habana II Orleans.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-10-30
REPRESENT1NTEs GENERALEs DE

R. TENNENT Limited de Glasgow, Fabricantes de las
afamadas eeryezas inglesas { 7 roja. :"
Monos de las renombradas de hanas de go NUES
FRANCISCO CINzANO & Co. de Torno
Fabricantes acrediado Vermont en- ca;as 12I1
24L2 botellas de MADEIRA
7. w. WUPPERMANN, de New York, Agencia de Trinidad
del 1nco egltimo amargo de Angostura del Dr. Sieger
BARTRAM BROS, de New York,
Fabrcantes afanadas mantequas VAc4 "DELIeosA
MONOGRAM"
GonsIante surtido de producos espanoles del pals
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-10-30
SObril1o$ De IzQuierdO i %.
S. EN {.
SAN JUAN DE PUERTO RICO
COrnsrtIantss, BanQueros 6 Gcnisioni$tas
AGENTES de los Vaporss rasaldntcos do
pIEILLOS. IZQUIERDo Yeo. De 0ADI9S

A. FOLCH & o., DE BARCELONA
y de THE TWEEDIE TRADING Co. vapores noruegos
Argentina Uruguay Puerto Rico Cuba Etados Undo
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-29
HUMOR or THE Day

that Po m Y0e speSt % agn ms the con-
scienceless promoter Not out OF the
mine Out of the subscribers to stock -
Washington Star.
you wrote while agO2 L put kan.
Rah, Rah, on the end of It, and sofa Il
to university for a college yell. De
troit Free Press
The Young Hostess-'Papa, I wish you'd
request the musicians not to play the
dance music SO fast Her fatnerZ =,
union rules call for time and a half after
midnight. Puck.
It fear I'll never win her" AFTER
you've known her a little better y0u, u
fear that you will. cleveland FIaih
Dealer.
HI Lee-Chicago advertised for 1--WE free
lunch inspectors under the pure 1909 Ia"
and received 5000 applications HI Low
Still It's no wonder. Some men are 81
reckless they would go against anything.
indianapolis Star.
Clara-I wish I could believe what he
saws but Maude-What does he say
Clara-Why, he says he loves me, yet ne
has only known me two days. Maude-
Well perhaps that's the reason-Chicago
Daily News.
Il think that the funniest joke I ever
wrote Everybody laughs the first time
they read it: you're the only exception.
said Young Scribbles, disgustedly. Why.
I laughed replied Oidum-, you did!
weren't born at the time. '-Philadelphia
Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-29
POINTED PARAGRAPHS
[From the chicago News.1

IF'rom the Chicago News.1
Cupid ensnares with silken hairs
When a man makes a fool of himself
he uses cheap material
one sided affair is all right If it
happens to be bright side.
A bank roll may be a roll of honor
and then again it may not
What a different world this would
be if we were all as smart as we think
we are
After making q strenuous effort to
get out of rut man finds himself in
a hole.
Says woman: ct care not who does
the thinking so long as I am permitted
to do the tallxing.r
A near sighted man has a good ex-
cuse for not recognizing his creditors
when he happens to meet them.
Somehow a man is unable to get the
idea into his head that a girl with a
dimple can be in the intellectual class
At the time of his marriage a man
thinks he is getting a better half, but
later on he may discover that he has q
counterfeit on his hands.