The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-08-25
nineo from the Dlno
JAMES BARTON ADAMS

Island Commission FIR the pres, ,,.-.l
of Holsters have gone 10 Newport 75
tour Of inspection.
Amid the many exciting events Of IT,,
pres cot year. the discovery of aea
on the sun attracts lsss attention ta, a
/ pinple on the nose # pretty girl.
! Upton Sinclair says he will write
book dealing' with the private lives ti
Pittsbarx miiI:onaires. Isn't there r
Law ag.inst the duplication am lig
Gu alton of such mater,
One of the ostriches on a Csiifart %
farm is a voracipus gu,n chewer. + is
feuisie bird,
That fastener who was nlisIake /
bear and shot mus, have been a. A.
srchist ~i,h a fail ~hi.ker supply.
/ II the author of The Goo OIL
Summertime" is vet ON earth he should /
/ be denuded OF clothing aud lad ont in .
/ the midday sun ur,i, broiied 10 "a daik .
brown finish.
! II the Indiana legislature sheui3 en-
act the proposed anti-kissing lsw II
could never be enforced unless a ii d.tert- /
/ i've could be concealed benea,u the .
sofa of every home that hartors ore or .
more pretty kissable girls.
/ A writer at the tail end OF the seven +
teenth century explained ii; "TAsse /
/ boys In printing house oomnopiy /
1 black and daub themselves, wh.ncs th- /
the workmeu do jocosely CAL sheul
devils" Now. ye printers iuTs YOU /
know how you secured the hon fary I
title.
| A Wisconsin chemist says he has dis
covered method whereby man can
AIRY 4So schooners OF beer in a small I
vial. This should prove an inesttmabie +
| blessnh to men who find it difhoutt to
carry home fraction of that numb 7
in their storage tanks.
"A bright winged angel descended to
our home Tuesday and left with Us a
| boy baby" says KANSAS editor An
editor who Cal not distinguish IT. 1T .
ference between bright winged angel I
and the old familiar stork should tatoH
down the pen and grab PAIR OF p.aw
/ handles.
A fashion item says: "Blael x .
stockings may be seen for Si.so, "ju I
no ,ane man would pay for peep Nh II .
the Wild wynds reveals such goods
free of charge.
Prof Thomas says American wren /
are merely house cas-. After II sirg
such puzzelanious assertion it mig. 5e +
well for the professor to keep well uut OF /
/ the reach OF their c.aws.
Jim Corbett whipped a ni.kma the
other day simply to show the spo ting .
world there was yet something on eaEth /
he Was able to whip
Senator Tillman says he has made I
himself gray-haired trying to solve the
the alcoholic problem. And yeti deat
senator, you are more fortunate taan .
thousands of your fellow citizens rho
have been made bald-headed tryins 10
solve the matrimonial question.
What would happen in New Yer if +
Anthony Comstock should deciGe to
make general raid on peel 90
waists" asks the Baltimore Sun A
sadder but wiser Anthony. with far less
than his present supply of hair, we wot
A woman writer who is no doubt mar
red and familiar with 4 man in a. his
variable phases says: Get marr-d .
young men, and be quick sbout 1t.
Don't wait for the s,illenium to produce .
angels for you. You'd look we'll besides .
an angel wouldn't you. you brute!
1t is said that Anthony turns the Mir
ors in his chamber in order that he NAV
not be shocked when he undresses for
bed. And he no doubt draws the cur.
t.ins to keep the stars from peeping in.
Perhaps not uoting the signifcanoe Of
the name, the Iowa Democrats held their
state convention at Waterloo.
A Chicago woman chased q recreart
lover around the world, and ~ he failed
to find the jumping off place uabbed him