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The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
"CoFFEE JAGs."
The Doctor Named Them Correct

The Doctor Named Them Correctly.
Some one said Coffee never hurts
any one" Enquire of your friends
and note their experiences.
A Phila. woman says
During the last or 3 years be-
came subject to what the doctor call
ed coffee jags' and felt like | have
heard men say they feel who have
drank too much rum. II nauseated
me, and felt as though there was
nothing but coffee flowing through
my veins.
Coffee agreed well enough for a
time, but for a number OF years have
known that It was doing me great
harm. but, like the rum topper,
thought could not get along without
IT, II made me nervous, disordered
my digestion, destroyed my sleep and
brought on frequent and very distress
ing headaches.
When ! got what the doctor called
coffee jag on, would give up
drinking it for a few days till my
stomach regained a little strength,
but was always fretful and worried
and nervous till was able to resume
the use of the drug.
About a year ago / was persuaded
TO try Postum, but as | got it in res
taurants it was nothing but sloppy
mess, sometimes cold. and always
weak, and Of course | didn't like t..
Finally | prepared some myself. at
home, following the directions care
fully, and found II delicious. perse-
vered in It's use, quitting the old cot
fee entirely, and feeling better and
better each day, ill ! found at last.
to my great Joy, that my ailments had
all disappeared and my longing for
coffee had come to an end.
Il have heretofore suffered intense
ly from utter exhaustion, besides the
other ailments and troubles. but this
summer. using Postum, have felt
fine" Name given by Postum Co..
Battle Creek, Mich.
There's a reason.
Restaurant cooks rarely prepare
Postum Coffee properly. They do not
let II boil long enough
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Peruna Is Exempt.

The internal revenue commission
er has decided that Pe-ru-na as now
manufactured is exempt from Internal
revenue license.
The highest medical and pharma-
ceutical authorities In the United
States have passed upon the product.
1t must be highly gratifying to the
many friends OF Pe-ru-na and the local
commercial world that the product
which has carried Columbus name
into all continents, again enjoys the
same fixed status as any other recog-
nized NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Dispatch.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Woman Lover Of Orchids.

Mrs. George b. Wilson of West
Philadelphia. Pa, is famous for her
orchids the world oyer and is one of
the few American women who go in
for this especially delightful sort of
collecting. She has but to hear of an
unusual bulb to seek to possess 1t.
Already her collection is valued at
more than $4,000 and she is constant
ly adding to il. No flower that women
carry has the romantic interest of the
orchid. for scarcely n year passes that
one or more orchid collectors are not
lost in the swamps and jungles in
South America and he Indies. where
the finest varieties are found growing.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
BULLS" IN MANY LANGUAGES
irishmen Can Hardly Be cIassed as
Chief Perpetrators.

The herding OF bulls is not by any
means confined TO the Emerald Isle.
1t was Scotchwoman who said that
the butcher of her town only killed
half a beast at time. 1t was a
Dutchman who said that a pig had no
marks on his ears except short tail.
1t was a British magistrate who, on
being told by vagabond that he was
not married responded, That's a
good thing for your wife" IL was a
Portuguese mayor who enumerated
among the marks when found, "a
marked impeachment in his speech"
1t was a Frenchman. who contentedly
laying his head down upon q large
stone jar for a pillow stuffed it with
hay. 1t was an American lecturer
who solemnly said one evening":
Parents, you may have children, or,
il not, your daughter may have" 1t
was German orator who. warming
with the subject, exclaimed: There
is no man. woman or child in the
house who has arrived at the age of
fifty years but has felt the truth
laundering through their heads for
centuries. One Thousand and One
Anecdotes.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Weighing the Earth.

This world is to be weighed once
more, doubts being entertained by SCI
entists as to the accuracy of previous
estimates; but whether the error be a
case of short weight or overweight
has yet to be settled. An expedition
is to set out in Egypt. where the great
pyramid will be utilized by the inves-
tigators. First, the weight of the
pyramid will be ascertained, and then
the weight of the earth estimated from
its proportionate size. The swinging
of pendulums will be the gauge. From
the force exerted by the pyramid in
pulling the swinging pendulum from
its natural course the weight OF the
pyramid can be estimated. and that
OF the earth-the exact size of which
is lxnown-can then be calculated cas-
lily.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
AGE TELLS ON RUSSELL SAGE
His Keenness of Mind DulIed by Ad-
Nancinq Years.


Russell Sage at last has been elimi-
mated as an active factor in Wall
streets world of finance. Although
hs is still director in twenty-siX
railway. industrial and financial cor
porations. he will appear no more at
the directors meetings, which he at
tended so punctually for years. Mr..
Sage will be 80 years old i'm August
and advancing years have at last
dulled his former kaennees of mind.
While his health is fairly well for
a man of his years he is unable 10
concentrate his mind for any length
of time on business affairs. For more
than a quarter of century Mr.. Sage
has been identified with the Gould
railway lines. At the close of meet
ings the aged financier was always
insistent on obtaining his $40 fee.
At the last Wabash meeting he at
tended the session was already over
when he arrived. Mr.. Sage had been
delayed at a Western Union meeting
but he demanded his fee, nevertheless,
and would not be appeased until the
bill had been deposited in his trembl-
ing hand.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

The st. Petersburg correspondent
of the London Graphic Informs his pa
per that a curious armor protected
motor car has just been conveyed
from the MISUNDERSTANDING railway
station TO the town. The automobile
was built in France specially for the
Russian government. In St Peters
burg everybody says the machine was
ordered in view of tre street fighting,
and the fact that this heavy automo-
bile. armed with two machine guns,
could not travel on The bad Russian
roads, adds color 10 the suggestion.
Another suggestion l. that the new
car is intended for the use of the car
when he goes to the douma.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
INDIAN SOON TO BE A MEMORY.
The Epic of the American Red Man
Has Closed.


Has Closed.
Like the Moorish king Abu Abdal-
lah looking mournfully backward at
his lost Granada, Geronimo from Fort
Sill gazes westward across prairles
and hills to the Arizona of his great
days which he will not see again,
Up at Pine Ridge agency the Sioux
nonogenarian Red Cloud, the most
famous of living Indian warriors, who
could tell as many marvels as Aeneas
told to Dido, refuses to accept the
governments offer of an allotment OF
land and goes down like Dickens
Steerforth in the storm at Yarmouth,
waving his hands defiantly in the face
of destiny. Most of Hercules labors
looked light compared with the task
which the late Henry l.. Dawes I'M
dertooll when he and the commission
Grated under the law of 1898 started
ont TO induce the Choctaws, the
Creeks and their neiehbors to allot
their lands to their members as in
dividuals. to- abolish their tribal gov
eminent and to merge themselves in
the mass of the country's citizenship.
That work has been grandly finished.
The last councils OF the Five Tribes
have been held. The epic of the
American Indian has closed.-Atlantic
Monthly.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
GHOST HAuNTs FRENCH HOUSE
Alleged to Have Abode In War De-
partment Building.


There is a haunted house at Vim.
cennes. Every night, toward dawn,
are heard mysterious noises. Some
spirit hand knocks ON the partition
wall dividing a bedroom from a liv-
ing room.
This particular house forms part OF
buildings belonging to the Department
of War, in which a quantity of mill
tary material is stored. 1t is situated
on the edge OF the Bots de Vincennes
(the Bots de Boulogne of the east end
Of Paris). The victims of the ghost
are worthy couple named Galichet,
the good man being one of the keep
ers of the wood.
A week ago he and his wife were
awakened by loud rappings on the
partition wall Galichet sprang out OF
bed and went into the adjoining room
but no creature in mortal guise could
be discovered. The phenomenon has
been repeated each night since. 1t al.
ways occurs at o'clock. Friends and
neighbors have watched with Cali
Chef, but the spirit rapper is still as
intangible as ever.
The whole neighborhood undertakes
ghost haunts OF an evening now. Even
the military authorities are concerned
to pierce the mystery and have or,
dered an inquiry. A ghost court
martial would be new in military his
tory.-Paris correspondence Pail Mall
Gazette.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
How One Girl Found a Husband.

All pretty girls travelling are not adj
vlsed to follow the example set by
the heroine of this true story. Last
week Miss Droop of Washington was
married to young merchant Of Bre-
men after he had iourneyed far to
find the lady of his love. Two years
ago Miss Droop. with friends. was
travelling from Bremen to Berlin when
a handsome man entered the car. He
proceeded TO read a German paper.
She said to another girl: How fine
looking he is. | wouldn't mind being
married to a German ii | could get
such a handsome one" She spoke in
English, and the young man sat with
stolid countenance, as If he
couldn't understand a word. Really.
he knew English thoroughly. The
marriage is the sequel.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Congressman Loneworth's Ordeal.

Representative Longworth visited
the senate one day this week. Fear
ing the ordeal of congratulations like
ly to occur he came in very quietly
and was well within the chamber be-
fore he was seen. Senator Kean was
quick to offer his congratulations and
after him came dozen or more sena-
tors. Longworth got red under the
volley of remarks that fell upon him.
Just as the incident vas at the height
of it's interest the door opened again
and in came Prince Cupid of Hawaii.
"Longworth is here" said Kean, land
Cupid came also" The next moment
the young son-in-law of the president
was making a hasty flight back to-
ward the south end of the capitol.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Waking up New York Police.

Fat policemen and policemen dec
Grated with whiskers are becoming
scarce on the New York police force.
The active and intelligent officer
whose belt extends over the building
line is In constant fear of retirement
and Is making heroic efforts to reduce
or keep down weight, as Commits
sioner scouts the idea that police
man in order TO be efficient must
weigh somewhere near a quarter of a
ton. The men are required to keep
themselves looking smart, too, and a
beard two days old is almost sure to
come I'm for censure.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Chocolate In Spain.

The Spaniards usual breakfast Is .
cup Gas small as an afterdinner cup)
of chocolate, small roll, and roll
shaped piece OF sweet white sub.
stance like the outside OF a meringue.
The nourishment is in the cup Of
chocolate. which is so thick that il is
eaten instead OF slipped from spoon.
To the one cup goes an ounce OF
sweetened and cinnamon-flavored
chocolate melted over the fire. with
just enough water to stir it smooth.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
USE DREOeEs TO MINE GOLD.
Much Wealth Being Taken From
Fields of California.

The latest evolution in the systems
and appliances of gold mining is that
of the dredge. The yield in Califor-
MIA from the dredges now exceeds the
combined yield of the hydraulic and
drift mines of the state, and also
greatly exceeds the placer yield. The
system of the dredging is practically
a form of placer mining, where inn
proved modern appliances are utilized
10 handle large quantities of aurifer-
Gus material i'm a brief space of time,
and without the use of water under
high heads. or the necessity of long
tunnels AS a usual thing. ground sup
posed to he suitable for dredging is
not bought outright, while still UNI
proven II is taken under bond for
a specified time and for a specified
price. those who bond it being eX-
pected 20 go to the expense of run
ming the prospecting drills and of
proving the ground. If the expected
values are not forthcoming the bond
llpses, whereas. if the prospecting
shows the ground to be valuable for
the purposes desired then the pur
chase is concluded according to the
terms of the bond. Aside from a par
tial payment, time enough is usually
given SO that a certain proportion of
the purchase price may be obtained
from the ground itself through the
medium of the dredges. The price of
available ground of this character is
gradually being advanced, so that, eX
cept in unproven localities. it may no
longer be bought at low cost.-Sunset
Magazine.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
reaches children Good Habits.

Miss Mary Lawler a Cincinnati
schoolteacher, holds that cleanliness
is the foundation of good character.
Every morning before recitations she
holds "dress parade" during which
such pupils as need it are brought un-
der the influence of soap and towels.
Missing buttons, unbrushed hair and
dirty shoes also come in for careful
attention. The school authorities de
clare that as a result OF this policy
there has been a distinct gain in disci-
pline and selfrespect among the chill
dren.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
JUDGES Inspiration.

An English Judge recently had an
inspiration. A defendant appeared too
dull to make a defense or answer in.
telligibly questions put to him by the
Judge. Suddenly the Judge said:
where do you llve?" and the intel.
ligible reply: About five minutes
or" was at once forthcoming. "Then
Just run home and fetch your wife,
and run a little quicker than you
talk" 1t was done, and the wife's
clear and businesslike statement OF
the facts won the day for her helpless
husband Chicago American.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
LIVE AGENTS WANTED IN
EVERY TOWN.
Chinese Swlndlers-

In the Philippine islands some OF
the Cinnamon are extremely clever at
swindling, one OF their tricks being
to remove whisky from a bottle and
substitute vinegar without breaking
the seal. They do this by soaking off
the label and drilling a tiny hole in
the side OF the bottle. They then take
out the whisky and substitute liquid
similar In color. fill up the hole and
cover it with the label.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
srArr or omo. 800 os roLEpo.

STATE or ONO, CRY oF TOLEDO, "a
LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath That he "a sentoa
partner OF the firm of =, J CnENEy a Co. doing
business IN the City of Toledo. County and state
aforesaid and that said irm will pay the cum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each ana every
case OF CArARRu that cannot DE cured by the OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before and subscribed ia nay pres.
sace, this 9th day OF December. \. ID. 1875.
t-A-- a. W. GLEASON
SEA- NOTARY PUBLIC.
HAIRS Catarrh Cure "a taken internally and acts
directly the bOUd and mucous surfaces OF the
system. send for tesdm, Halls. free.
J. CHENEY ~ CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold Uy all Druggists. 75c,
Take tia.rs Family Pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Coffee Shows Coming Weather.

ing cup of coffee as a barometer. II
the sugar be dissolved undisturbed,
air bubbles rise and remain on the
surface. II they form a frothy mass,
he reckons on clear, fine weather. II
the froth collects in a ring round the
edge of the cup he expects showers.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

This on land which has cost the farmer moth
ing but the price Of tilling it. tells its own
story.
The Canadian Government gives absolutely
free to every settler lo0 acres OF such land.
Lands adjoining can be purchased az from %
TO $40 per acre from railroad and other corpor
ations.
Already 1900 farmers from the United
States have made their homes I'm Canada.
For pamphlet twentieth Century Canada"
and all information apply to Supt OF Immigrs-
ton, Ottawa, Canada, or 10 following authorized
Canadian Government Agent-M. v. McInnes
eAvenue Theatre Block, Detroit. Michigan; or
G A Lauricr. Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan
lMention this paper)
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Susuicious.

Very peculiar coincidence" said
the tall poet, as he opened the big en-.
velope.
What is that?" asked the brother
bard.
why. some weeks ago I sent the
editor of the Whoopem Magazine a
poem entitled. The Old Mint Julep.'
did he accept it?"
Yes. but when sent him another
poem the other day he returned II
with the following message: We &C
cepted your FIRST poem, but now we
are FULL"
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
cune for elushino.

A certain New York newspaper re-
Gently contained an article telling it's
readers how to stop blushing. One
young woman called another's atten-
ton to the article. asking IL she had
read it,
NO" came the answer. 81 should
blush to read that newspaper"
ooh yes, for time. But after you
had read II awhile YOU would never
blush at anything
So. that's still another way to stop
blushing.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
FrlvOllty Of Modem london.

There is nothing specially wicked
about modern London. The fashion
Of vice has passed away, and monog-
amy is almost smart. What is SO tire
some is the vapidness of the talk, first
on one transitory fad. and next sea
son on another. The upper class are
losing their hold on the mind Of the
nation through sheer frivolity and
lack OF purpose.-Saturday Review,
London
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

during bad weather
brought on a heavy
cold, aching OF the
limbs and pain in the
back and kidneys.
Severe congestion OF
the kidneys followed.
Besides thu terrific
aching there were
whlrling headaches.
and | became exceed.
ingly weak. My doe
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
NiIlaoe in Crater.

About 10000 people live in the GRAFT
er OF an extinct volcano, thirty miles
from Kumamotu, Japan. They dwell
in this pit-like town. surrounded by a
vertical wall 500 feet high. The in
habitants rarely make a journey into
the outer world, and practically they
form a little community all by them
selves
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Canal Brlnes Fish.

Among the benefits brought 10 Ger
many by the Kaiser Wilhelm canal
are shoals of herring. The FISH enter
the canal according TO an official re-
port, on their way from the Baltic TO
the North sea. and when the Bruins
butter lock is closed they congregate
In such large numbers as to be cap
tured with ease.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

tor could not help me. and | turned
to DOan's Kidney pills, with the re-
suit that the kidney congestion dis
appeared and, with it. all the other
symptoms. What is more. the cure
has lasted for eight years"
Sold by all dealers 30 cents a box.
Foster-M ilhr~n 20 Buffalo. n. Y.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
A Matter of "Neruen

The bellies of the world are women
who make demands which others are
eager to accept. Those who wait for
homage have a weary time. for it
rarely comes without command.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Children and sieen.

Almost any child is reasonable and
manageable if he is in normal condi.
ton. and there is nothing so vital, so
necessary in promoting a natural
healthy state of existence for a boy
or girl as plenty of good sleep.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
IN ALABA MA
THE LAND OF SUNSHINE AND
PLENTY-OWN A FARM AND
BE INDEPENDENT.
We Have a Tract OF the Finest Land
In Southern Alabama to Be Sold
In 40 to 100 Acre Tracts-Cash or
Easy Payments-Loeated in Wash
ington County - Most Heathful
Spot in the South.

No cold weather, no coal TO buy, less
clothing, and. in fact, living is one-half
the cost as in the north. A man with
very little capital can own a fOrty-acre
tract and become independent in few
short years by raising vegetables and
fruits for the northern and eastern
markets. We have the best shipping
facilities, both by water and rail, max
ing our lands the best garden spot in
the country. This section offers more
advantages for the wage-earner or the
man with a small capital than any spot
on this green earth. This land will
yield larger profits than you can real
lze out of northern land worth $50
per acre. The land is rich sandy
loan, with a clay subsoil, and grows
peaches, pears. grapes figs and all
kinds of small fruits and vegetables in
great abundance. Also corn, oats,
sweet and Irish potatoes and cotton.
This location is famous for its salubri-
Gus climate and curative powers. Plen-
ty OF creeks and pure spring drinking
water. We are erecting a hotel,
church, schoolhouse and store build
ing in our new town.
FIGDALE, ALABAMA,
The Company's excursion will leave
Chicago on April 18th. Very low rate
for the round trip. furnishing a de-
lightful excursion TO the south. No
expense to the purchaser.
LIVE AGENTS WANTED IN
EVERY TOWN.
Write for full particulars and
illustrated booklet. Address
TOMBlGBEE VALLEY LAND Co.,
Dept. ID. Suite S29-S31, 10 La Sale
St Chicago, Ill. Branch Office: Suite
61O City Bank &c Trust Co. Bldg, Mo-
bile, Ala.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Literary Note.

Smith, the minor poet" wrote the
literary editor, has abandoned the
linen collar for the paper one. He
wears it all day, and writes poetry
on it at night"
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
M47YLY LAIVZOW

United States Military Academy al
West Point by President Roosevelt.
At the age of IL young Lawton went
to the Philippines with his father.
where he was on the firing line and
under fire.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
A Spring SuggeStionl

Take Garfield Tea in the morning or be-
fore retiring its use insures pure blood and
a natural action OF the liver, kidneys,
stomach and bowels. It has beneficial
effect on the entire system. 1t is made
of Herbs.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Short sermon bv stevenson

So long as We love. we serve; so
long as we are loved by others.
would almost say we are indispens.
able, and no man is useless while he
has a friend.-Robert Louis Steven
son.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
Must Have Been CAUGHT.

A man has as much chance OF not
getting married as fox of not getting
captured by pack OF hounds I'm a
walled-in field.-New York Press.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
LAWToN's SON AT WEST POINT.
Following in the Footsteps of his
Famous Father

Manly Lawton. eldest son of the late
Mai. Gen. Henry NJ. Iawton, has been
appointed to a cadetship in the
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
A COLD BROUGHT IT ON.

Severe Congestion OF the Kidneys
Soon Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills.
Richard M. Pearce, a prominent
business man OF 231 So. Orange St.
Newark, N. j., says: Working nights
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

The mouse knows where to come
back for his cheese.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

1t isn't good well if water has tc
be carried to it.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, sOftens the gums reduces In
nAmmaton. alays pain. wind collie &c bottla
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

It is easier to count twelve noun
tains than to climb one.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06
URE TIE FAMOUS

Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz. packagc
cents. The Russ Company. South Bend In
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