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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11
INSPECTORS SEEK
BIG OPIUM CACHE

eamphell, at the same time putting
under close surveillance Peter Net.
som and n, r sommsrs. both o. 80.
attic. tho former a we'll known man
Of south Park
After a thorough search ~ the
house hothlnE a. make evidence was
found ana the threa mon were al
lowed 60 So but at tho preaent time
are under close watch b customs
affieiais
TIC FROM Vanoouvsr.
last Thursday night tip came
from Vancouver that SOC pounds nf
amuesied opium Naa GA It's way 20
Seattle. and then would be taken 10
facpans.
Customs officials we're put hot on
the elue and soon their efforts we're
rewarded. the officials 81. BY see
lnE Nelson and Semnvrs making a
cache al HraNns Esoint THIS waa
late Ia the sVeninE White the OF
fitera Rere stni within coo yards
90 The men cuick action WAa taken
and they made set away before
the officers could place them an
der arrest.
That same nisht The opium was
buried alona the Puyallap river
THIS = the cache that the govern
mrnt officials want ana want badly.
Deputy Customs Inspector Prank
laftuN returned from Ia Gonna last
niEht and save cut the information
thta utofuinE that not OILY bis d.pu-
lies. bat Tacoma inspectors were al.
tempting 10 discover the cache.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

....essfr ATOMS the banks of the
..,,,,s fIttr. ~ tlylehea creek lu
- .saniy opium valued az
i !. - !, eaebsd United states eus-
- sfuelals afe anxious Is nnd
~. - ,.sse ana ans verso. fndins
- =. 49,. vlil ~ librrattY rewarded.
y : .,.,ns numbers ssaee Ulil be paid
! =. spa.ter Wha fn1s tbs smUE
81. piani
- ~ expert sang ~ opium
..s.slsss have heru opeFaiiuE
- ssaglle ana racoma has been
-, t,f several months "a the
-. afllcIalz The first au=
Tssts, st.fy ~ the operations Of
4. ANS AS told lea Ths sta last
rsfsy Uarn eusioms officials
- ths isuneh Amp In an tnaenl-
-, sanslruetea beat house az the
80 ~ he nueamish river
CO % fasenta.
rN.s ame Afternoon customs IN
u..ssf Fssnk fauua and several
=. besl deputies went % TACOMA
- .,asshe,t the house ~ A a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11
CHARGES LAID
BEFORE BOARD

g J Lester. who h making
charges against A. g. ETust. 81 an
effort "a prevent the confirmation
Of Erust a. q member % the para
board. appeared hsfuFe TIE council
eefnnittfse ou nafks and haalrvafsis
AZ meetiuE iass nizht 10 attack the
Integrity ~ Efnzt and aeeuse him
y refusing T. meet obligations In
eafret b him IN aouneetinn with
the promotion % the Oesanic on
company
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

....,aalKo DRUG TO Tia
AUX or 5000 Is HIDDEN
:. PIERCE COUNTY = Gus.
ANS ONLY NgEo CACHE TO
.,rAK W The GANG. AND
,.sss REWARD rs OFFERED,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

SPRINGFIELD. May 1.-THE bi.
luminous miners and operators VIII
hold a Joint convention here noxt
Thursday
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11
HuoHEs. or FAlRBANKs. IN
CITY.

John ~. Hughes, one ~ the best
known men ~ Tsnana district ar
rived a. the Butler hotel this NOM
ing from New York city While IN
tho east Nj Hughes financed deal
for the construction Of large ware
houses at Cinema. on the Furaua
river. lie has a controlling interest
IN several Tanaua river steamers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11
Free Car Tickets

on Friday and saturday only The
Hand BsK Market. 100 First av.
vii rive free n car ticket with every
meat purchase Of Doe or over. 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

uaesine Union Suits
y Nea Al weights snd qualities
Arm ngooks 4 Co 5. 1881 end
lie
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

down into the Rainier VALLEY Dis
trirf
Detective Phllhflck aud another
man IN plain clothes Nero immedl-
atslY seat out into the valley dls.
irict. bat up 10 late hour had not
reported the results OF their chase
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11
4.ssssssss Ass 3sA
: ON the FRONT /.
ssssssssss - =

rAs cltv ~ seattle sails tonlght
a. srhck irOm Pier 4 foF SkaR
,.s naa eay ports. wifa fall ioad
= fptxhf aad IS paascaeurls.
snaux the latter Vii he Abe
sr,ne aae u the best knowu miu.
- oxefaEefs ef lhe fananz dis-
r.. ; 4 Spaslay. an official ~
a. Waite Pass a Nukoa route. n.
4 Earaisy a mining man Of kesuh,
nsn sad o ? IiroNn. Of the Tcnka
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

eanncrY on WranEai nArfowa
Steamer Umatilia arrived from
san Francisco this mognlnE with
the largest list nf paAaangers from
the south shia year She had sTs
passengers, s9t Of whom we're for
Seattle. ana tho remainder for Vie.
t0ria- Vancouver and Beilingham
SchuhAeh 4 fiamllton gave cut
the Information to-day that the
Jeanne h nov on her wAy south
from Natde1. The steamer sprung
Der tail ahnff az that place aud IL
proceeding slowly south. Tho acct.
dent vii not delay her sailing to
Nome and. according to Charles
HamlltoR. she will set away FOR
Nome between May IS and %.
Steamer OtVmpta Ia On hVF Aay
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

Live stock insured. 90 Safe De-
poslt building. Phone Aain COZ. IND.
y aFne
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11
Suits SIS

We are offering leaders IN busi-
ness suits that VIII gratify yoa. W.
a. Iutehison Co. second and Union.
SO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

essrs the Charges.
The eanmittse heard the chsrEea
ard decided to invite Erust before
the heafgt % anaswf them.
Councilman Murphy appeared be
fore The COMMITTEES ~ make the
statement that intimate social and
bssiurss relations et'h frnH for
the past IS years have satisfied him
beyond al question that Ernst r.
man % ths mast reputable standing
Net R.spes.ibi..
x = Elder president % the uiytn
PEA uu company. told the Falnfalgf1s
that f.fnst was in 10 sense fespan
sibls for the nhilKaftpas % ths com
gaax. The COMMITTEES sHi hold an
5fhsf mastlax later. II which Esusf
wtn Ne heart IN Ms uwn behalf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

Treatments. $40 9 month Klflss-
Vile fgfirmary OF OsteopathY. III
a..I44aa..-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

nont throw yonf old clothcn
away Have thcE cleaned 10 lock
Ike new at the paaiorium. Masln
foAs 49,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-05-11

No osmbis About n.
Good Hats. latest STYLES. reason
able pricsa y y Brooks & Co.
1871 2nd Ave. 80
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

',s- q sight Ii ne wishes 10 b so
ucc SIS arc r. EN-, er he
,, . time that pos meridian char S
l. rot be enhanc by tidy hab IS
dress. Sh viii do W II study the
rise and fall of the 81 e as we'll as
cat of the Dutch republic n vsr for
getting a dainty fril, or furbelow or
any OF the h-tle CoGrJ -sies OF life;
these are the qualities that trlng her
smilingiy through every social ordeal.
| Go not wish TO bcIittle the average
woman minus charm and that saving
grace. a sense Of hamor; she is the
backbone OF society. a canal as com
pared to rushing. sparkling river. 1t
is the depths and unsupported shadows
that are so enthralling. The unknown
is always interesting. II is that very
quality of certainty about the average
woman that is so appalling
The enc quality most desirable in a
woman in this restless twentieth CEN
tury, and about the hardest 20 find. is
repOse. II has been so drilled into US
in youth that idle hands find the In
evita5le mischief that few OF us know
how 10 be idle without serious qualms
of conscience.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
A Pie Party.

Invitations for Pie Party were
sent out on triangular pieces Of card
board 10 six couples. al inrlmate
friends. When the guests arrived the
men were auctioned OF by the host.
who was exceedingly clever. The
Doctor" was introduced on the block
in this manner: "A man often want
ed, though much addicted To the bot
tie" The bidding was fast and furious
until $4,000 beans brought the man 10
his purchaser The coal dealer was
described as the man we think about
when the snow flies" When all had
secured partners the ladies were given
pieces OF pie made from two pieces OF
paper pie plates tsuch as bakers use).
fastened together with ribbon. The
filling was piece OF paper bearing the
words Cherry" "Mince." Apple -
"Custard." Whatever pie was desig-
mated the man had 20 give a recipe
for IL. while the lady made IL in pan
tomime. This was most amusing. For
refreshments all kinds OF pie were
served, with coffee and sandwiches.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
BOBBY THE HUNTER.
Why He Concluded He Would Prefer
Shooting at a Mark Than
at Birds.

Bobby was wild with excitement He
was going into the woods, a real sure
enough camping out, with pine boughs
for beds, and things cooked over a
camp fire and hunting and fishing.
For one thing, he wouldn't nre at
marks any longer. He would get real
game. and catch real fish. and when
Uncle Jim told some OF his bear
yarns. he would have a yarn of his
own 20 spin.
But he had no idea the woods could
be 30 awfully lonesome. 1t took him
two days to go FIVE trees away from
the tent by himself. he counted the
trees. because then ne could count
back
On the third morning he closed his
Hips frmly and walked IL trees from
the tent Then he SAT down. with an
arrov lifted In his bowstring, apd
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

&c.
waited. Uncle Jim always went into
the widest part Of the forest for his
bears and things, and this was Ger.
tainiy wild and remote. for he could
only barely see the camp kettle hang
ing under the forked sticks.
Presently a beautiful blue bird. al
most exactly like the bluejay in hi.
picture book. few 90 4 low branch no
ten feet away.
His eyes glistened as he stretched
the bOwstring. He would not be play.
hunter any more, but a real one. The
blueiay cooked his head on one side
and nodded. Bobby stared and Their
waited 10 admire the beautiful mark
.ngs OF the wings and head.
He remembered how the game which
Uncle Jim brought into the camr
looked. and how sorry he felt when hC
saw the poor limp forms and closed
eyes. Would this beautiful bird look
that way after he shot IL?
Slowly the bowstring slackened. He
rose and walked thoughtfulIy back tc
camp. Uncle Jim was mending a net
wei, Nimrod," Uncle Jim called
what luck?"
Bobby flushed, but his voice did
not falter.
Uncle JIM" he said. Il believe I'd
rather shoot at marks. Boston Globe
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

The following recipe Is for restrain
Ing perspiraticn, and may be just what
you need:
Spring water. two ounces; diluted
sulphuric acid, 40 drops: compound
spirits Of lavender. two drains.
Take teaspoonful twice day. The
external recipe may relieve the situa-
ton without the above internal rem
edy:
Salicylic acid, two drains; impure
carbonate of zinc. three ounces. Dust
over the surface.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

them on end a little way apart Make
a top to go on these. OF a size so that
the erds and edges viii project two or
three inches beyond the boxes Gig.
ID. The top should have a rectangu-
lar pieoe of darkgreen cloth glued 10
1t in the manner shown Chg. %.
leaving three inches. or more. of the
wood TO show all round the cloth. The
wood can be stained a walnut color.
II desired. The interiors Of the boxes
are row 20 be fitted with drawers. as
shown in Fig. ?, and drawer pulls"
should be placed upon the front OF
these and the whole front and sides
OF the boxes be STAIN ID the same color
as the top. This will make a fine
writing or reading table, and the
drawers will be most convenient for
holding the boys treasures-writing
material, collections" of this. that
and the other thing. his camera and
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
THE WOMAN OF FORTY.
This Age Has Seemed an Appalling
One, But the Middle of Things
the Best of AL.

TINS title is more feared by women
than 1t deserves, says a writer in a
London periodical devoted to feminine
interests The miidles OF things al.
really the best IL they could only rea-
lie It; beginnings and endings are full
OF fear and dread Still, when that
ominous number 40 is in sight, what
tremors it sends through the feminine
heart-40. and the best h.lf of life
gone!
Small wonder that SO many make a
stand at S5 and refuse TO advance,
calling in science and art to aid In RE-
storing the edifce." The sweet wrin-
killed. old face. carrying its LIES story,
Is already as extinct as the Dodo.
Nature Is a Kindly mother and keeps
many oompensat.ons for her ugly
ducklings. Mind has a beauty all ats
own.
The brainy woman must. however,
be clever enough to KEEP her brains
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Effective Dec. s3rd, 1905.
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND

Ah3aA4Nc Ina n RICHMOND.
W. n m.-Daily. Local for Chariotte
~ ~ p in.-Daiiy. Limited Br Tet PniIr,..
1 70 Atlanta and III u,ingham New Ori..1.
~ Stnonis' ShHitanooss and all the Soutn.
:, o. ~ ~ p NIX: sunday, Keysvills.
IL - p nj Daily. matted Pullman r..S.
~ p. m, for AL "a = South N~uJ
YORK AINEk LINZ
me laEorlte % rOuts BAltisr ore ana .....--
points Leave Richmond - u M D.,I- -.
cept sunday, connecting with boat for G.f,f
more Mon1ays, u cdncsiays and Fridavs
West Point. AiiN"N Tor
z'IS p: m n Mondays. Wednesdays and FridAvs
~ y m;-kxcept SUNDAY. For West po,n.
oehneStlng with steamers Tor Raltimor. a,5
river landings Mondays, Wedneednvs "a
sfiuAys Steamers call at Gloucrsfs. poS,,s
Almonds and Clay Bank N'-'
49, lhAlfls kklNk RICHMOND
80 n m ana a. y. IN -- From All the So,sh
Raleigh. ""in ana
q a. m .--Frsnr KeyVville
30 a m. From West Point with B,ltr,o-.
connections Sundays, Wednesday and hi.
10 "a = :: m Prom West Point Wednesdays and
bio p; m.-From West Point.
u =, Hh.hARDwfCE. Pass Traf M'g'r
u. Is. SPENCER, q NJ WI TAVTor a % a
q w WHsTBuRY. ID. T.. A.. Richmond- W
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
TABLE FOR BOYS ROOM.
One with Drawers Which Can Be Read
lily Constructed from Plain
Deal Boxes.

A table which may be used for a
general "stowaway." as well as for
studying and writing. Is just the piece
OF furniture boy needs in his room.
one Is shown here which any boy
can make for himself Get two plain
deal boxes OF equal size. and stand
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
To Eaten the Hands

Too fat a hand is unintellectual
looking. Just a moderate plumpness is
more TO be desired. To this end. take
the same care you are exercising and
in addition sleep in gloves after having
anointed the hands with the following:
Ground barley enough 10 thicken, the
white of an egg, a teaspoonful or gly-
cerin and one ounce of honey.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Tit for Tat

Snlggins-I Just met a fellow who
told me that | looked awfuny like
you
Snuggers-GOod lor'i Tell me his
name. SO that can kick him when l
see him.
Sniggins-You needn't trouble: I've
already done it,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
with HIS own Petnrd

Good joke on Jester"
What is it?"
He had an insurance policy on the
contents Of his cellar, and he thought
It would be funny TO put In a claim
when he had burned all the coal"
What did the company say TO that?'
Had him punished for arson
Cleveland Leader
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Mild Sarcasm.

Il suppose you have some original
ideas that you world like to offer to
congress-"
No" said the new member. Il have
been observing closely. and l perceive
that the man who seeks to be orig
inal in this august assemblage fmme-
diately stamps himself a novice
Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
How He Knew.

She-What makes you think would
say yes" If you proposed to me2
He-Because | know you always like
to be on the side OF the winner
Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

Bacon-You don't believe in signs.
you say?
Egbert-No.
When you see a cross-eyed woman
carrying her pocketbook in her left
hand. doesn't il mean anything?"
NO; there's nothing In it"-Yon-
kers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Violent Remarks.

Yes" said the man who uses old
fashioned phrases. my daughter can
make q piano fairly talk"
IF that piano was talking" an
swered Mr.. Cumrox, the nature OF it's
remarks must have been something
fearful. Tit Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Had TO STAY Home.

Husband thought you were going
to the meeting OF the Society to Rescue
Chinese Women from the Cruelty OF
Foot Bandaging?"
Wife, couldn't get my dress on.
why not?"
The cook was out and there was no
one In the house strong enough to lace
my corsets."-N. Y Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Her Jndpment

Il tell you my wife is a woman of
superior judgment"
I'm. did she marry you because her
parents took a fancy to youg"-Chi-
cago Record Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Something New and Yet So old

Customer latter ten minutes chew
ing IN vain)-Waiter. what's this?
Waiter-Beef. sir.
Customer-Well, I'm blowedl I've
heard OF the iron horse and the brazen
calf, but never came across the india
rubber cow before
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
CROSS AND ITALIAN STITCH.

done in ingram cotton. washing silk
or fax thread In cases where the ma
terial to be ornamented has a smooth
surface, OF which the threads cannot
be counted. then a soft canvas can be
tackled over il where Il is TO be orna-
mented, and the design worked through
Il; the canvas threads can then be
drawn away when the work is finished.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

Ma Twaddles-Tommy is CROWNS
very rapidly. Hen soon be bigger
than his father.
Tommy Twaddles-Hoo-rayi II
do, viii you make pa wear my ole
pants, cut down for him?-Clevelanc
Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
A Fairy Stnrr

yes. said HenpeoS. I'VE had to let
that servant go"
Wasn't she compe;ent?"
YES. but we found that she was tell
ing people that l was uncivi to my
wife"
Bat anyone who knows you knows
better than that. Houston Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
The Inducement

Englishman-I notice you Amer
leans travel more in Europe than you
do in your own country.
Gothamite-Yes; but we are I'm
proving more in that respect since the
divorce colonies have been established
in the west-Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Not Easily Scared

Housekeeper-Didn't you see that
sign out there-"Beware of the Dog7"
Tramp-No, mum.
Housekeeper-There is a sign there
and IL is especially intended to warn
Just such fellows as you. so that you will
keep away.
Tramp didn't see no sign, mum. I
only saw the dog--N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Chilly

"She says she is blue-blooded Eng
lish woman"
Il shouldn't wonder IL she is right;
l saw her early this morning and her
nose was blue. Houston Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Good Skin Food

White wax. one ounce; spermacetI,
one ounce; lanOline, two ounces: sweet
almond oil. four ounces; cocoanut oil.
two ounces; tincture OF benzoin, 30
drops; orange flower water, two
ounces.
Melt the first five ingredients to-
gether. Take of the fire and beat until
nearly cold. adding little by little the
benzoin and lastly the orange flower
water.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

In your determination to accomplish
something you have set out to dor
inquired the man who gives advice.
Yes answered the youth. Il car
conscientiously say ! am. once col.
ored a meerschaum pipe."-washlng.
ton Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Plausible.

Jenkins-Iou may be sure that there
will never in our time be an European
war. Just reflect. nearly every one Of
the royal families is related TO the
others.
Hennepeckcd-Thats why 7 think
there will be a war-Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Trouble Enough.

I'm tired of living in hall bed
room"
why don't you get married?"
Gosh. I'm pretty badly crowded as
II is."-Chicago Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
a VERY PRETTY BORDER.
This Form Of characterization Is Re
vived from Days When Cross
Stitch Was in Highest Favor.

There are many articles that are i'm
proved by being ornamented with 4
border Of this kind. such. for instance.
as the ends Of towels. sideboard cloths
morning aprons. etc; tho work may be
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

Photographic material II the anna
teur carpenter is not clever enough
to make the drawers. says the Farm
,ers' Review, the boxes can have cur
tains OF art serge in front OF them, and
they can be used for storing books.
magazines, and many other treasures
q boy prizes.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Not Usual.

Cora-What do you think Of marry.
ing for love?
Merritt-It seems to be the one thing
In this world the rich can't Afford
Town Topics.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Irving 70 Improve Him

What is your objection to George.
papa?" asked the young thing.
"Oh. dont-think he's been properly
raised"
We'll. he's going TO get another raise
at the Office next month, papa
Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
A Definition.

A Christian Is a man who feels
Repentance or a siunday
For what he has done on Saturday.
And Is going 10 do on Monday.
Life
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

night and struck the traCedian.
Miss Sue Brette-Did 1t hurt him
muchg
mo. he wasn't hurt, but he was ter
ribly frightened. He thought il was
an egg ."-Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27

We'd like 20 have the heads Of state.
That sage and sapient push.
Just show us how they regulate
The bargain counter rush.
Chicago sun
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
d u n II Richmond, Freder-
e. u ieksburg, and POtc.
mac Railroad

~ mac Railroad.
rains Leave Eichmond-Northward
- a. M daily, Byrd ST. Through.
~ a tn Daily, Main 81 Through
- - m dairy Main - Through All PM
- si.n m, except Monday. Byrd St. through.
= a m. week days. Elba. Ashland accom-
SEQ NJ. daily Byrd ~. Through
1905 noon. week days Byrd ~ Through
40 p m, week days. Byrd "a. FrndeTisl--
burg accommodation.
5;05 p. m'daily, Main Sc Through.
- ?, M, week days. Elba. Ashland nooorD-
SD D. m. daily. Byrd n. Throuyh
Trains Arrive cnmona--Sonfhv~.-a
mediation. aooom-
~ a m, week days. Byrd st. Frederick
burg accommodation.
S:So,a- m, daily, Byrd 50. Through
~ ~ a M week days, Byrd So Through
2;lt p. m. daily Main ST. Throzgh
modations. accom-
5Is p. IA. daily. Byrd 81, Through
~ p m, daily, Byrd rs. Through. Local
Y;tsp N Daily, Main St through. All I,ul-
10 5op m. daily. Main st. Through
Pullman car. A'1
NOTE Pullman Sleeping or Parlor Car. On
All above trains except train arriving Rich
mond IL 80 a. IN. week days and loeal acroro
modAtions ~SOoAh-
Time of arrivals and dsparture. and oor
nections not guaranteed.
~. 4, DUKE, q. W. CULP, W.. TAYLOR
Senl hAn'r. Asst Gent Man. Traf. Man
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Anger as an Antidots.

What cured Henry?"
"Oh, the doctor told him that he'd
have to give him up"
"Indeed?"
Yes; aid then he got mad and got
well. Said he was no conundrum."-
Chicago Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-01-27
Interesting.

This worlds a ieeting show, fear.
Whose scenes suggest perdition;
But just the same. I'm glad I'm here
To see the exhibition.
-WashiIgtou star