The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-08-20
With the Long Botu
fee .-"Eye natures walks. shoot folly as IL nes"
fifth Alaska and One Hundred and Seventeenth Isle
Of Pines Veterans Meet and Talk Over the Hard
ships Of the Greeley Relief Expedition Fighting
r the Esqunos the Ice.
PLEASANT reunion occurred las

PLEASANT reunion occurred last week when
A the boys Of the Fifth Alaska met the vete-
A rams of the One Hundred and Seventeenth Isle
pf Pines at the courthouse These two regments saw
active service in the Arctic at the time OF the Greeley
relief expedition fighting the esquimos. Many of the
survivors were badly bitten by polar bears who
numerous and cross that year. r..
The humorist who Crooked the boat" at Tacoma
81 now enjoying indictment for manslaughter The
humorists who annoy the newly married ought to have
the law on them too When Mr. and Mrs George Morti-
mer Sage of Elk Point, S. D., boarded the train at
vermion after early morning marriage they were
surprised the general interest they seemed to excite
The mystery solved by of many bits Of paper
found in the of passengers 1t read as fol
lows
announcement extraordinary Puzzle: Find the
bridal couple Somewhere this train are Mr.. and
Mrs George Mortimer Sage who were united in mar
rage at Vermilion, s. D., this morning at the
earthly hour of o'clock. They are excessively mod
est and hope to be unnotced during the honeymoon
Neither having been married before, they imagine
they find pleasure in each others exclusive COM
pany. We know better and take this Of for
nally introducing you to Mr.. and Mrs. Sage, and
express the hope that you will greet them cordially
kindly and often especially often and thereby keep
them from hating each other The groom can be dis
tnguished by his big feet and passionate hose-Oom
Enittee.'
From vermillion to Aberdeen, where they changed
cars to Minneapolis, the ride was most delightful
receiving line and pleasantly greeted friends
The brakeman going away trousers and the train
boy was en- train Con the tran2. pleasant morning
was spent in conversation and Solicitations Cinder
Trap was served.
I AS we go to press news comes from Elk Point that
an excited mob Of Mr. Sage friends has just tipped
over his house, torn up all the trees and rolled the
barn with cow down into tho creek.
Sc. Joseph, NO., has just had dishpan riot. A
STORE probably an emporium advertised special sale
Of dishpans. This homey article sold ordinarily for
70 cents cut to 50 cents. The inducements for
housewives to lay in supply sufficiently attract
I've to bring out thousands Of the dishpan needy.
The story Is told follows:
"When the store was opened flying wedge was
formed by the women. Plate glass smashed A
riot call brought out large force Of policemen but
they were unable to control the mob. . {. Every
where could be heard the cries Of the in pain
In the street outside the crowd increased"
When the injured were finally rescued and the jam
somewhat relieved the women came out.
Every minute woman would stagger out Of
Che store pale and weak from exhaustion wet to the
skin with perspraton clothing torn hair disheveled
hat awry, hugging dshpan to her BOSOM" =
In the Joy Of the capture the perils and hardships
of the campaign became as nothing. Alb.