Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-16

Whether denatured alcohol means
slmplified juleps is another question:
New York Mail.
One person can lead a man up to re-
form, but a thousand can't make him
Do your Christmas shopping now.
Then you can pay fer it with b money
you get FOR presents.-New Yesk Mail
The raising of salaries at Yale puts
professors nearly ON q par with foot
ball coaches in incone.-Neg York
World.
In a few years from nsw We win be
hearing Of reunions Of people who were
once incubator babies.-Chieago Rec
ord-Herald.
Another serious defect o been dis
covered in the new football rules. The
spectators can see thu gnMe-New
York World.
II there were no birthdays. Christ
masses and weddings q man would have
a chance to get ahead a few dollars
New York Press.
The consensus of feminine opinion
seems to be that SO long as bridge whist
Is fashionable it cannot be gambling
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Most persons are not personally wor-
ried much about the Presidents efforts
to curl the power of great wealth.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Lo, the poo Indian, may have an un-
tutored mind, but the football score
shows that his muscles are trained all
right.-Philadelphia Press
A corn crop of 2.7S0, 069,o0o bushels
GERS will have to be exceptionally wig
iiant.--Atlanta Constitution.
According to the Berlin dispatches,
Kaiser Wilhelm said hurrah for Presi-
dent Roosevelt three times u loud
philadelphia North American. 1855
There we're fifty-eight arrests for
drunkenness in ne town Of Prohibition
Maine last week. This is q great apple
Tear.-PhiIadelphia Inquirer.
There are a good many people in this
world who think they are pubiic-spirit-
II not to kill q man after they have
.obbed him.-New York Press.
The latest motor collision is said to
have been due to a cigar. Some cigars
are bad enough to make the expIaIa-
lion credible.-New York Tribune.
II the United States would raise
more wits and less magazine reformers,
there would be less silly talk about our
sad condition--New York Evening
Sun.
A man never seems to think he il
doing his duty to his country unless he
goes around before election yelling his
Tiews into everybody's ears.-New York
Press.
Bertha Krupps husband IL q poor
nan. She thus disproves the assertion
that a poor young man has no chance
! Of rising in this world.-Philadelphia
Record
Mr.. Cortelyou wants @15.0oO,O0O more
than last year for the Postal Depart
ment. But, perharl the postcard craze
Will be only OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Ledger.
II George Bernard Shaw would cease
from troubling and give two weary
lands a rest, all would be forgiven to
the man who stopped him.-Phladel.
phia Press.
Five hundred English school teachers
are coming to study our schools and
wonder how the boys car smoke 50
many cigarettes and keep sp-New
York World.
Besides the champion baseball play
ers, Chicago now has the billiard cham
pion. All kinds OF champion things are
packed in Chicago.-Charleston News
and Courier.
why should Princeton be allowed to
boast longer Of having the only living
ex-President? Can't Yale capture he
Hon. Tomas Estrada Palma ?-Philadel-
phia North American.
Somehow, the American girls who
marry foreign nobIemen without refer
ence to the paternal check book do not
seem t o have much trouble in keeping
their Observation-Disclosures Inquirer.
The Joke seems to be on those gener-
Gus Kansas farmers who took their sur
plus peaches iEto Concordia to give
them to the poor rather than feed them
to the hogs, but when they arrived in
| Concordia they couldn't find any
"Door."-Kansas City Star.
The mob eruption in Atlanta was
nothing short Of an outbreak Of bar
barfsm. 1t was OF the same character
of atroeity as the Jewish massacres In
Russia ; it will ut least be 70 regarded
by the outside world, and the wretched
feature OF it all is that the entire
South, and to some extent the nation,
must share the odlum that It entails
Nashville Banner. a
A New York man has been arrested
for fraudulent collection of life insur-
ance premiums. The circumstance that
lie wa not connected with any com
pany evidently counted against him.
Philadelphia Ledger.
In the practical West the prevailing
sentiment among the best scholars ap-
peare to be that 1T would be 4 dam
site better if the government would
pay more attention to irrigation prof
ects and less to spelling refcrm.-Rntte
Inter Mountain.
In attraetireness OF appearance there
Is little choice between the chauffeur
euufpI,ed Cor d race and a submarine
diver IN full Dress. but the odds Gre In
favor Of the diver.-New York Tribune.