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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-01-13
EDUCATIONAL.
IN WASHINGTON.

A PARTISAN LADY WOULD GIVE LESSONS IN
French, Spanish e music In pleasant home.
with refined and cultured family: the highest city
references Address Box 20. Star once. 5als-Ste
PRIVATE DANCING LESSONS. 6ec. GUAR:
waltz two-step. lessons; class. 81 mo-; special
rates clubs: plano. Csc; quick mod method Adj
dress, with stamped envelope, Bex IS, Star cfdce-
5a2- 1Gte. eSu-4
PRIVATE LESS0Ns-2s CENTS An HoUR-LAT-
ill., Greek, French, German. Spanish, mntnerat.
les. Ben Pltman's photography. Room 10, 4tn
floor, 63l + ST. NV CHASE RofS. A. II.
fa1
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

There Was an Old Woman, Etc.
A stout little woman on an East
Washington street car looked around
anxiously for seats for the children
who were with her. Two of the older
girls had babies in their arms, accord
Ing to the Indianapolis Star. People
on the car did not know whether it
was an orphans home picnic or a Sun
day school convention.
Beg pardon, lady," said the con-
ductor, but you have given me only
eight tickets"
Didn't know you charged for babes
/ In arms" said the little woman, as
she kept her eye on all other members
Of her party.
But there are nine without Them"
said the conductor, apologetically. Per
haps he really thought the woman had
only eight tickets.
"Stand up, children" commanded the
little woman. She was imperious in
her command, and Immediately after
her order to stand up they all arose to
their feet.
Counting them one by one, she pres
emily came to a little boy Of about s
years old, and, pointing her finger al
him, she said:
Sammy, I thought you stayed al
home with the rest Of the children"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
Troubles of a Club.

sour guide in Jerusalem, Uriel," says
the author Of "A Levantine Log Book,
belonged to club, and with great
pride he took us to the club-room and
showed us about. we are all very
pride of our club he explained, but II
has many difficulties
"'What are theyP
1.-The principal difficulty said Uriel
severely, is that much of the members
refuse to fill the offices at the club and
when they do fill them they refuse to
perform their performances
AZ don't understand said the trav.
eler. TO PERFORM
ITO transact their acts explained
Uriel. TO make their duties
"'Ah, yes! interrupted the traveller
You mean, to do their doings'
EXACTLY agreed Uriel, with graft
sude. They refuse to do their doings."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
DIETS AND THE DOCTORS.

Scarcely an Article of Food that La
Not Condemned.
What with the vegetarians who eat
no meat and the rheumatic sulr,rers
WHO eat no fruit and the gou.y VITO
take no nitrogen II they know il and
the dyspeptics who eat only 1ooliess
foods, life stands to lose one If It's chief
joys, a square meal, says the Medic al
Journal. And 1t Is not quite true Il at
Instinct rises superior to theory aud
that after all people eat what Is good
for them. Readers and thinkers are
deeply influenced by chemical symtCls
and 1t Is not rare for pallid dyspep-
TIC Of tuberculosis tendencies to endeavor
to practice the economies Of metaDoiism
ingeniously set forth by some Of the
physiological chemists. 1t Is high time
somebody raised a voice In protest. for
surely no people stand In SO little need
Of this counsel as do ours. Our hus-
thing population requires a good deal of
nutrlment and Is suffering from lack
rather than repletion.
Al a race possibly we have not lived
long enough In America to be thorough
" acclimated. We speak of
the effete populations of Europe, but
no one who has seen them would ever
cal. the European peoples effetc, end
the impression Is lneffaceable that what
We need here Is better cooked food and
more Of 1t, rather than the diet of feds
that now captivate our nervous coun.
trymen. 1t would certainly be di.lieult
to construct any scheme of diet cn
which the profession would agree.
There Is scarcely an article but finds
condemnation somewhere among US
Tho banana, dear to childhood, Is de-
nopnced by the pediatrist as unwnole
some, though whole populations live
upon 1t; while no. printed diet, list
would include pork and bacon, which
EDr. Woods Hutchinson insists are the
keystones of our national greatness
Even In the dietetics of disease-thi.
rather than health being our chosen
realm-utter confusion and disagree
ment reign. Chemical formulas Of hor
rifying elaboration lead one to condemr
red meat In govt. another to pronounce
! 1t nutriment readily assimilable an(
easily disposed of. And the quarrcl
over foodstuffs permissible to the rhau
mstic are .equaled only by those owe
carbohydrates In grave diabetes. 1t L
a crying need of the time that the pro
fession reaches a consensus of convic
ton and teachings on the basic facts o
nutrition in health and disease befor
they attack the more venial superstl
tons and absurdities of much bese
lalty. First of all, brethren. shall W
not cast out the beam that Is In gu
own eyer
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
She Was.


A West End avenue man undertook
to meet his unknown girl cousin at the
station on Tuesday. He approached a
young woman in blue and asked:
"Are you Miss Blake?"
NO." said the young woman, II am
not"
II hope you will excuse me-" he ex-
planned. Il am here to meet a Miss
Blake. She is my cousin. l have never
seen her. My sister Kate is the only
member of our family who knows her,
and she couldn't come. She told me
l would know Jennie because she Is SO
pretty. Just pick out the prettiest girl
in the station and you'll be sure to
strike Jennie she said"
The young woman blushed, the young
man sighed.
II don't know who to ask next" he
said. There doesn't seem to be any
body else in the whole shooting match
that comes up to the description. l
guess Jennie didn't come"
A tall girl in brown sat beside the
girl in blue. She got up and glared at
the young man. "She did," said the
girl in brown.
"Oh, Lord" said he, "are you"
II am" said the girl in brown.
And Of course nobody could expect q
girl to be friends with a man after
that.-New York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
|PoPulsGs!s&Te


1t was long ago discovered that the
natural color Of pure water is blue and
not white. The green and yellow tints
found In water are due to extraneous
substances.
Tremendous quantities of coal will
De required to run the turbine liner
Lusitania's engines. The ships indi-
Gated horse power is $1,000, which will
mean consumption of not less than
435 tons of steam each hour and
corresponding consumption of fifty tons
OF coal In the same time. This would
work out total Of 1900 tons of coal
day.
For an artificial rubber a German
authority recommends mixing an in
fusion Of Carragheen moss with starch,
and drying on slightly oiled metal
plate. When the transparent sheet pro-
duced Is broken up, it softens in cold
water, and on subsequent heating 1t
forms thick gummy substance, which
may be used for thickening paint or
for many Of the purposes Of rubber.
The asteroids or minor planets, Of
which nearly 600 have been recorded
since the beginning Of the nineteenth
century, have been supposed to form a
| ring In the space between the orbits Of
Mars and Jupiter. One discovered ON
Feb. % Of this year, however, has a
unique interest in having been proven
to be beyond Jupiter, Its mean dis
lance from the sun being 5.25 to Jupi-
ter's $40, while its aphelion distance
l-6.151-exceeds that Of Jupiter by
nearly the earth's distance from the
sun.
All substances, even eggs, are poison
GUS when they are injected in certain
quantities into the circulatory system
Of an animal. A French investigat tor
has taken the powdered yolk Of a
ducks egg, treated it with 20 per cent
solution Of salt and Injected it into the
veins of an animal until 1t died. In
order to kill rabbit fifty-five grains
Of the substance were required for each
pound Of the rabbits weight. The
yolk or hens egg Is less poisonous,
but that Of turtle more SO, than that
Of duck. The albumen of eggs Is
also poisonous.
In Germany some interesting expert
ments have recently been made in the
protection Of orchard trees against
night frosts by means Of fumigation.
A part of an orchard In bloom was
thus successfully guarded against an
April frost by the dense smoke OF
napthalene. But the experiment was
very expensive, so Kilograms of napth.
alene being consumed by seven flames
in one hour. Later new preparation
of chemicals was tried, producing a
comparatively large volume of smoke
with the expenditure Of only 2 kilo
grams Of the material per hour. These
trials are under the direction Of an
experimental gardening association.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
innovation in ENGLAND.

Patrice-I see the vicar of Thames
Ditton, England, makes the announce
ment that he will reserve special seats
for those in boating costume in the
parish church on Sunday morning in
the southwest gallery.
Patrick-Hope he won't forget to
provide for those in bathing costume
who happen In, and that he will put
'em where their costumes won't get
wet.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
Salvation and railroad Rates.

A writer In Harper's Weekly quotes
an amusing story attributed to DR.. Rice
of Springfield, apyopos Of the recent
meeting of railroad men and their law.
yers to find out what the new rate law
really means. DR.. Rice, 1t seems, used
to tell of young Methodist who went
forth from Wllbraham Academy to
preach his trial sermon.
"What was your text?" he was asked
when he came back.
GLOW shall ye escape II ye neglect
90 great a salvationT
"a good text-how did you handle
itY'
"First, showed 'em how great this
salvation Is, then showed 'em how to
escape If they neglected it."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
Like a Gun.

81 want to get an alarm clock" said
the customer.
Here's one Of silver plate for $10,"
said the clerk.
TOO high"
"Well, here's one made Of nickel for
S."
TOO high yet"
Here's one made of gun metal for
ST."
"Gun metal? That sounds all right.
want it for my 12-year-old boy, and
II 1t sounds anything like gun when
1t goes off in the morning 1 guess it's
what l want"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Box S2i, DeGIah, Ohls.
DR.. 8. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio.
Dear Sir -
l was terrible sufferer from pelvic
weakness and had headache continuously.
l was not able to do my Homework for
myself and husband.
wrote you and described my condi
ton as nearly as possible. You recon-
mended Peruna. took four bottles Of
it and was completely cured. I think
Peruna a wonderful medicine and have
recommended it to my friends with the
very best of results. Esther M. Miner.
Very few OF the great multitude Of
women who have been relieved OF some
pelvic disease or weakness by Peruna
ever consent to give testimonial to be
read by the public.
There are, however, few courage
GUS, self sacrificing women who will for
the sake Of their suffering sisters allow
their cures to be published.
Mrs. Miner is one of these. In her
gratitude for her restoration to health
cn.-.-.. she is willing that
= ,f 1Tn,,5 Tn the women Of the
DR.. HARTMAN whole world should
L- know it. A chronic
invalid brought back to health is nc
small matter. Words are inadequate
to express complete gratitude.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
Howsa ThiR7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fol
any case of Catarrh that cannot DO cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O
We, the undersigned. have known F. j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tons and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
WEST TkUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o
WALDING, KINNAN d MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 7oc. per bottle
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Doctor" asked the caller with the bad
ly infiamed eye, what will it cost to take
this grain of sand out of my eyer"
II shall probably have to charge you
IS for the operation" said the eminent
oculist.
II can carry 1t cheaper than that" re-
Joined the other, turning on his heel and
walking out.
Thus, owing to the greed Of both par
ties, another prospective deal in real e..
tate came tn nanght.-Chicag 70 Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
After q Fashion.

81 presume" said his old friend, snow
that you have young man as an assist
ant pastor, you divide the parish work
with him."
YES" answered the elderly preacher,
scratching his chin refectively. 81 sup
pose you could call it that. He does the
marrying, and l do the burying."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Suddenly there was a wild shrek.
The passengers on the lower deck
caught momentary glimpse of a dark
object falling swiftly from above.
They rushed to the side of the boat and
gazed in horror at a woman's hat bobbina
up and down on the rapidly receding
waves.
1t was all they could see.
Where was the woman?
Up on the hurricane deck of the steam.
er, bare headed, and wringing her hand.
in despair.
1t was her only travelling hat, and had
cost her $29S.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Vincent was altogether too garrulous
In school to please his teachers. Such
punishments as the Institution allowed
to be melted out were tried without any
apparent effect upon the boy, until al
last the head master decided to mention
the lads faults upon his monthly re
port.
So the next report to his father had
these words:
Vincent talks a great deal"
Back came the report by mail, duly
signed, but with this written in rec
Ink under the comment:
"You ought to hear his mother"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
His Only Fear.

Hiram Powers had put the finishing
touches on his Greek slave.
I'm satisfied with it just as 1t Is" he
said, standing off and admiring it. 81 am
no such fool as Pygmalion was"
Struck by sudden fear, however, that
Anthony Comstock might be lingering
somewhere in the neighborhood, he hast.
ened to throw a sheet over it.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
signature ss.ss ss: ., lMzZ1Zx


The katydid had been insisting that
there would be frost within six weeks.
i've no faith in your long distance
weather forecasts" said the tree toad,
''but I'm willing to bet there will be rain
inside Of forty-eisht hours"
Whereupon the rival weather bureaus
resumed their noisy predictions.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Upgardson-What impressed you most
during your trip abroad?
Atom-The touches got everywhere I
went, of course.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
Undoubtedly.

Marks-They say that Grape on the
door is unlucky. Do you believe It'll
Barks-It certainly is-if you are
the subject of the decoration.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

What has become Of all the old.fash-
Toned warts2 Who has themf Have
you got anyf
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Teacher-Miss Badger, what do you
understand by "the privileged classesf"
Coed-The botany classes. They can
70 out in the woods once in q while.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Could Prove an Abb.
Scott with bill Of fare) Chicken
soup, s-u-p-e. How is that for spell.
ing?
Mott-Supe is right. The chicken
doesn't take any part in 1t to speak Of
Boston Transcript
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
Not Personally Concerned.

Waiter" asked the man at the table
in the corner near the door, what are
these biscuits made Off"
'"They look, sir" said the austere, digni-
fed waiter, "as if they were made Of
Portland cement, but have no positive
knowledge. l have nothing to do with
the modus operandi of the cook room.
Shall l change them. sir?"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
The.e pegenerate pays.

These Degenerate UAyss
watts-By the way, what 10 "tstanus"
derived from?
O'Proudly-Immaturs patriotism. most.
E.-Chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

"Ruggles, can you do a little figuring
for me? l want to win bet. L. your
fountain pen in working orderT
"Yes."
"You needn't do 1t, Ruggles. I've
lost"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

Last Summer Ihad a severe attack of Infamma-
tory Rheumatism in the knees, from which was
unable to leave my room for several months.
was treated by two doctors and also tried differ
ent kinds of liniments and medicines which
seemed to relieve me from pain for awhile, but at
the same time was not any nearer getting we'll.
One day while reading paper saw an adver-
tisement of S. S. 8. for Rheumatism. I decided
to give it trial, which did at once. After had
taken three bottles felt great deal better, and
I continued to take 1t regularly until was en-
tirely cured I now feel better than I have for
years. CHAS. E. GILDERSLEEVE.
6l3 32nd Street, Newport News. Va.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

MEN'SCLoTHING - Buium 4 Pendleton, sole
agents Alfred Benjamin h Co.'S correct clothes
Every thing IN mems furnishings Morrison and
Sixth streets. opposite postoItce.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
A GRATEFUL
LETTER TO
DR.. HARTMAN

invalid brought back to health is no
small matter. Words are inadequate
to express complete gratitude.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

ETC st. vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Diseases
I'LL permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE S2tral bottle and
treatise. DR.. II. h Kline Id. s3l Arch St. Phila, Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
RHEUM TVS ~
ALMOST AS COMMON IN SIMMER AS In WINTER

While the damp, cold, changing weather of
Winter intensifes the pains and other disagreeable
symptoms of Rheumatism, it is by no means a
winter disease exclusively. Through the long
months of Summer its wandering pains and witch
ing are felt by those in whose blood the uric
acid, which produces the disease, has accumulated.
l. Rheumatism is disease that involves the ell
tire system. It's primary cause results from the
failure of the eliminative organs, the Liver Kid
neys and Bowels, to carry out of the system the
urea, or natural refuse matter. This coming in
contact with the different acids of the body forms
uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the
blood. This acid causes fermentation of the blood,
making it sour and unfit for properly nourishng
the body and this vital stream goes to every
nook and corner of the body, the poison is distrib
uted to all parts. The nervous system weakens
from lack of rich, pure BLOOD the skin becomes fe
verlsh and swollen, the stomach and digestion are
affected, the appetite fails and general diseased
| condition of the entire system is the result.
Not only is Rheumatism the most painful of
all diseases, with its swollen stiff joints, throbbing
muscles and singing nerves, but it is formidable
and dangerous trouble If the uric acid is allowed
to remain in the blood and the disease becomes chr
and they rendered immovable and stiff, and
Every day the poison remains in the system the dis
to pet rid of Rheumatism is in warm heca
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

CREAM sEPARATORS-we guarantee the U. =
Separator 10 be the best. Write Tor free cata. og
Hazelwood Co., Fifth and Oak.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03

PIANOS h ORGANS-Many fine Instruments re-
verl TO us account sickness removal OF buyer
Write for descr ption OF p now on hand
terms, etc Write today Gilbert Co., Portland
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-03
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Portland Trade Directory

Names and Addresses In Portland Of Repre-
sentative Business Firms.
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p. N. U.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-04-27
JOHN II. MOORE
I42 NOOth st.
FOR SALE


All the real estate owned by c. II.
Darling, situated on Mccall street in
Bennington village, and consisting OF
the following parcels;
LIST. The two story frame dwelling
situated on corner of West Main and
Mccall streets, together with an ample
lot.
2nd. The two story frame dwell
ling known as the "Vlctor Alvey"
place situated on the east side Mccall
street.
3rd. A building lot east side Mccall
street
4th A building lot on the northwest
corner of West Main and Mccall
streets,
9Th, A building lot just south from
above described corner lot
9th. A two story, three tenement
house on vest side Mccall street.
It'll a building lot just south from
said three tenement house.
Sth. A two story frame single dwell.
ling on west side Mccall stree.
The above property will be sold in
one lot if desired or in separate par
cells, and is offered at a reasonable
price.
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Prices, IOc to 75c a yard

Eoliens, lawns, Dotted Lawns, silk Ginghams
Organizes, Silk Null Dlmties
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A. K. RITCHIE
s co.
Mattings
and Carpets
100 ROLLS
CHINA and JAP ANESE
Mattings
l0dc IN A0 CtS. a ward

Good Carpet, 2ac
Half Wool Ingram Carpet,
4Sc, made
All Wool Extra Super Ingram
Carpet, soc, made
Pro Brussels Rugs, all sizes.
all wool, from $3.50
All Wool Art Squares from
$3.50
Brussels Rugs, 3 X A yards;
$500
Administer Rugs, 3 X ! yards,
S25. 90
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1--WE Have a night to AssIst.v

BERLIN, April 2T.-At a meeting Of
the Berlin city council last night Pres
ident Langerhans referred feelingly to
the disasters at San Francisco and in
the vicinity OF Mount Vesuvius. He
said that, although President Roose-
welt had proudly declared that the
United States was not In need of for
eign assistance and notwithstanding
the munlHcent amount that has al
ready been collected, 1t was Berlin's
duty to contribute. He moved that
the mayor express to Ambassador
Tower Berln's deepest sympathy and
inform him that I'VE have right and
duty to assist"
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PHILADELPHIA, April ~ Ioa-
quin Alvarez. Spaniard. who shot and
killed Herman Pierce and Hans Busch
during Il quarrel, was sentenced by
Judge Staples TO twenty years i'm
prisonment He pleaded guilty to muir
der OF the second degree. Alvarez had
only been in America three months
prior to the shooting He served In the
Spanish army in the war with the
United States
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COR SALE
CONTAGIOUS AND RULERS

I AMES SILK. contractor and builder. Also
y repairing, rebuilding ana shop work. SHOP
OF Pleasant street.
N Il, FARNUM Contractor. painter and
". paper hanger COS uuiOn ST.. fleming
ton. VI IS