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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
MADE A pooR ADVERTISEMENT
Thin Mans "5utting In" Diseoncert.
ing to Hotelkeeper.

Under the propr;etorship of L. S.
Drew the old American house at Bur
lington, was one of the most popular
hotels in Vermont and 1t was the
scene of many a humorous episode.
Ore night after supper Mr.. Drew
was welcoming a new arrival in the
Office, when an extremely corpulent
guest came out of tie dining room.
Pointing to the fat man Mr.. Drew
said you see how well We feed our
guests. Just look at that mani"
1t CHANGED that d permanent resi-
dent of the hotel overheard the re-
mark This man was extremely thin
just the opposite Cf the guest re-
ferred to by Mr.. Drew.
The thin boarder at once spoke up,
saying: yes, that fat man has been
here three days. ! have been here
thirty years. Look az me!"-Boston
Herald.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
A rrihute to the Earmer.

A distinguished scholar and farmer
is quoted in the Words Work as hav-
ing paid this eloquent and, on the
whole. just tribute TO the farmer:
Farming is a profession requiring
more shrewdness than law. more tech
nical training than medicine, more up
rightness than theology, more brains
and resourcefulness than pedagogy.
The other professions are parasites. ="
This is rather hard on the other pIs-
LESSONS, but still, none too much can
be paid the conouecor of the SOIL
Youths companion.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
LITTLE CHANGE IN BETHLEHEM
Points of Sacred Interest Have Been
Well Preserved.

The hills of Bethlehem are full OF
caves - natural and artificial - and
many of them have historic signifi-
canoe. There Is the Milk Grotto. in
which Joseph and Mary are said TO
have concealed themselves before
their fight into Egypt to escape the
evil designs Of Herod. The snowy
Wilderness of the soft chalk out of
which it is hewn IS ascribed to the
spilling of a few drops of the Virgins
milk when she nursed the infant
Jesus. Another grottu is pointed out
as that in which St. Jerome, for more
than thirty years. led the life OF a
hermit, when bitter factional dissen-
sions had forced him to leave Rome.
On a western hin a rock-strewn
plateau, around which stately tere-
binths stand guard, marks a place
where the ancient Hebrews brought
their sacrifices unto the Lord. 1t is
a solemn place, well fitted to excite
devout thoughts-a place where a
man might well keep communion with
mis- Maker. In it's broader features
Bethlehem is almost unchanged since
the days of David.-From I'm Bethle-
hem," by Frank Cramer. in Four
Track News
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Chapter xv.-Continued.

In front OF the door Dick halts his
team. Lights abound Just here, a
number of colored lanterns hanging
from the trees. The music of foun-
tain can be heard close by, and the
air is heavy with the intoxicating per-
fumery of flowers.
carpet has been laid upon the
steps, for these Mexicans of the upper
class know all the wrinkles of Fifth
avenue or the boulevards Of Paris. AS
the pretended driver hands the ladies
out, he gives no indication of his
identity, but Dora looks at him closely
Dora, whose eyes are so sharp that
little escapes them.
He does not know whether she sus-
poets or not, but sees the ladies mount
the steps, at the top of which they are
met by the sonora. and all vanish from
his vision.
Dick looks after his horses Sew
eral servants approach him, as though
anxious to talk, but they get such
short, surly answers to their questions
that they soon give up trying 10 make
the acquaintance OF the boor. Thus
Dick is left severely alone, which is
just what he wants.
If Lopez is in this game at all, what
will be his plan of action. Does he
intend to strike while Pauline is under
the roof of Morales, or has he bought
the driver of the vehicle and expects
him to deliver the young American,
who controls the Ell Dorado, into his
hands?
The time wears on. Between the
music he can hear laughter and the
sound of voices, as though the in
mates of the house are having a
pleasant time. Dick smiles grimly.
He is quite content to stand on guard
while the girl he loves enjoys herself
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Doctor BTIglaIDSayS
MANY PHYSICIANS PRESCRIBE
Lydia e. PisaSEs,assIyS
Vegetable COMPOUND

The wonderful power of Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound over
the diseases of womanhind is not be-
cause it isNa stimulant. not because it
is palliative. but simply because it is
the most wonderful tonic and recon-
structor ever discovered 10 act directly
upon the generative organs, positively
curing disease and restoring health and
vigor.
Marvellous cures are reported from
all parts of the country by women who
have been cured, trained nurses who
have witnessed cures and physicians
who have recognized the virtue of
Lydia Il. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound, and are fair enough to give
credit where it is due.
If physicians dared TO be frank and
open, hundreds of them would acknowl-
edge that they constantly prescribe
Lydia +. Piukham's Vegetable Com
pound in severe cases of female ills, az
they know by experience it can be re-
lied upon to effect cure. The follow
ing letter proves it.
DIR. S. G.. Brigham, of 4 Brigham
Park, Fitchburg, Mass, writes:
at gives me great pleasure TO say that
have found Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound very efiicacious, and often pre-
scribe it in my practice for female difficulties.
"My oldest daughter found il very benefit
cial fora femaletrouble some time ago. andmy
youngest daughter is now taking it for fe-
male weakness, and is surely gaining in health
and strength.
~ freely advocate it as most reliable spe-
cific in all diseases 10 which women are SUBJ
ject, and give it honest endorsement"
Women who are troubled with pain
full or irregular periods, blOating Tor
! flatulencyl, weakness of organs, dis
placements, inflammation orulceration,
can be restored to perfect health and
strength by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. If advice is
needed write to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. She is daughter-in-law
of Lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty
five years has been advising sick
women free of charge. No other living
person has had the benefit of n
wider experience in treating female
! ills. She has guided thousands to-
health. Every suffering woman should
ask for and follow her advice if she
wants to be strong and well.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
FOUND OUT.
A Trained Nurse Discovered It's
Effect


Effect.
No one is in better position to know
the value of food and drink than a
trained nurse.
Speaking of coffee nurse of Wilkes
Barre, Pa, writes: Il used to drink
strong coffee myself and suffered great
ly from headaches and indigestion.
While on visit to my brothers l had
good chance to try Postum Food
Coffee, for they drank 1t altogether in
place of ordinary coffee. In two weeks,
after using Postum, found was
much benefited and finally my head
aches disappeared and also the inoi-
gestion.
Naturally have since used Postum
among my patients, and have noticed a
marked benefit where coffee has been
left Off and Postum used.
IL observe a curious fact about Post
um used among mothers. IL greatly
helps the flow OF milk In cases where
coffee is inclined 10 dry 1t up, and
where tea causes nervousness.
II find trouble In getting servants to
make Postum properly. They most al
ways serve 1t before Il has been boiled
long enough. IL should be boiled Is or
20 minutes and served with cream,
when 1t is certainly delicious bever
age"
There's a reason" for Postum.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
A lew rns. ~ n.nts.

The following first aid advice was
given by DR.. n. 3. Gambrill at re-
cent meeting of railway surgeons:
Don't put your finger on an open
wound; don't put a Quid of tobacco
on a wound no matter how small 1t
may be; don't use cobwebs or hornets
nest to stop bleeding; don't dose the
patient with whisky, brandy, rum or
gin: don't bind or cover a wound with
a handkerchief or ras-if you cannot
get a first aid packet use clean old
muslin that has been dipped in boiling
water for few minutes; don't sit a
patient up when he is very pale or
weak don't wash a wound, and don't
remove blood clots."
These hints are meant for public in
struction for those Of the laity who
may have occasion 70 extend first aid
IN case of accidents.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Doq-Watch on shipboard.

Dog-watch is a corruption of dodge.
watch, and is the name given to two
short watches Of two hours each on
shipboard-One from to p. m. and
the other from to s p. m. The dog
watches were introduced to prevent
the same men from always keeping
watch at the same hours OF the day;
hence on these occasions the sailors
are said to dodge the routine, or to be
doing dodge-watch.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
AWFUL SUFFERING.
From Dreadful Pains from Wound on
Foot-System All Run Down.
Miraculous Cure by Cutleura.

Miraculous Cure by Cuticura.
Words cannot speak highly enough
for the Cuticura Remedies. | am now
seventy-two years of age. My system
had been all run down. My blood was
SO bad that blood poisoning had set
In. | had several doctors attending
me, so finally | went to the hospital
where l was laid mp for two months
My foot and ankle were almost be-
yond recognition. Dark blood flowed
out OF wounds in many places and /
was so d;sheartened that | thought
surely my last chance was
slowly leaving me. AS the
foot did not improve, you can
readily imagine how | felt. | was
simply disguised and tired OF life. |
stood this pain, which was dreadful,
for six months, and during this time
| was not able to wear a shoe and
not able to work. Some one spoke to
me about Cutlcura. The consequences
were l bought set OF the Cuticura
Remedies of one of my friends who
was a druggist. and the praise that |
gave after the second application is
beyond description; 1t seemed a mir
acle for the Cuticura Remedies took
effect Immediately. | washed the foot
with the Cuticura Soap before apply
ing the Ointment and | took the Re-
solvent at the same time. After two
weeks treatment my foot was healed
completely. People who had seen my
foot during my illness and who have
seen it since the cure, can hardly be-
lieve their own eyes. Robert Schoen-
hauer, Newburg, N. Y. August p,
1905"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
"Easy TO Make"

The grocery trade and the public in general
agree that D-Zerta Quick Desserts are far ahead
OF all other dessert products. Start using them
to-day by ordering from your grocer package
OF each. IL not satisfied after trial write Us
and get your money back.
Three different products. Five havors each
D-Zerta Quick Pudding. D-Zerta Jelly Dessert
and D.Zerta Ice Cream Powder Recipes free
Address D-Zerta, Rochester, N. y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
All Over

Whats the matter. Jack? You
look cut up"
81 am. You know. came 300 miles
to see Miss Hardcastle. Well, called
on her last night. and. by mistake,
sent up my pawn ticket instead OF nv
card. STRAY Stories.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

There Is more Catarrn In this section OF the country
than ali other diseases put together and until the last
few years supposed 20 be incurable. For greas
many years doctors pronounced IL local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and 10y constantly failing
10 cure with Local treatment pronounced incursbe.
Science has proven Catarrh % be constitutional dis
and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Hairs CRtarrh Cure, manufactured by +. j. Cheney
Co.. Toledo, Ohio is the only Constitutional cure on
the market. lt is taken internally in doses from 10
drops TO teaspoOnful. 1t directly the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case II falls 10 cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. j. CHENEY CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 15c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
He Was In. sut Not Dead.

The following story is told of an
PASSPORT (Mass.) lad of seven. His
father was high Mason, and happen
ed to have in his possession the key
to the Masonic tomb The undertake
er. wishing to borrow this, drove up
to the house one morning on his
hearse. Seeing the boy outside, he
asked: SIS your father in?"
YES" replied the 10y in a brighten.
ed tone, but he ala : dead"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Danish Treatment of AGED Poor.

There is no stigma attached TO the
fact that one or ones relative is an
inmate in a home for the aged in Den.
mark. None are admitted except
those who have led decent, sober
lives, and this gives the inmates an
acknowledged standing which is a
great source of qualification to the
honest poor.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Appalling Prospect.

A prolix preacher took for his text
one Sunday the whole chapter in Rev
citation about the seven churches in
Asia. After he had dealt laboriously
for half an hour on three of them, q
small boy in the congregation drew a
long sigh and whispered to his moth
er in a stage prompter's voice, Gee!
Four more!"-Lippincot Magazine
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Unenvious Notoriety.

In the early part of the last cen
fury firm of contractors named Jer-
ry Brothers carried on business in
Liverpool, England, and earned an
unpleasant notoriety by putting up
rapidly-built, SNOWY, but ill-construct-
ed houses, so that their name event
ually became general for such build
ers and such work in all parts of the
world.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Twenty-seven Rabbits At One Shot

Frank Ward of New South Wales
is believed TO have killed more rabbits
at one shot than any other man llv-
ing. His record is twenty-seven. The
little animals were drinking at a tank
and presented every opportunity for
a big kill.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04


No cold weather, no coal to buy, less
clothing, and, in fact, living is one-half
the cost as in the north. A man with
very little capital can own forty-acre
tract and become independent IL few
short years by raising vegetables and
fruits for the northern and eastern
markets. We have the best shipping
facilities, both by water and rail, max
ing our lands the best garden spot in
the country. This section offers more
advantages for the wage-earner or the
man with small capital than any spot
on this green earth. This land will
yield larger profits than you can real
ize out of northern land worth $50
per acre. The land is a rich sandy
loan, with a clay subsoil, and grows
peaches, pears, grapes, figs and all
kinds of small fruits and vegetables in
great abundance. Also corn, oats,
sweet and Irish potatoes and cotton
This location is famous for its salubri-
Gus climate and curative powers. Plen-
ty of creeks and pure spring drinking
water. We are erecting hotel,
church, schooIhouso and store build
ing in our new town,
FIGDALE, ALABAMA.
The Companys excursion will leave
Chicago on May 18th. Very low rate
for the round trip, furnishing a de-
lightful excursion to the south. No
expense to the purchaser.
LIVE AGENTS WANTED IN
EVERY TOWN..
Write for full particulars and
illustrated booklet. Address
TOMBIGBEE VALLEY LAND CO.,
Dept. d, Suite S29-S31 10 La Sale
ST., Chicago, Ill. Branch Office: Suite
610 City Bank & Trust Co. Bldg, Mo.
bile, Ala,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
CHAPTER XVI.
Locking Horns.

Explanations burst out on all sides.
and more than one Mexican oath is
heard. Lopez looks as black as
thunder-cloud. though he smiles in
cruel way, as only a Mexican can.
"Ah! you will give US the trouble
to make out a new document. II is
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
No More Swinging.

Mother Monkey-What's the mat
ter, dear? Why are you crying?
Little Monk-The teacher told me
I'd evolute into a human being some
day and I'll have to lose my tall
Detroit Free Press.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

Probably one thing that makes life
harder is our habit of labelling a thin"
Trouble" ut the first glance when a
second glance would show that ii isn't.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

Tapering off a bad habit is often only
the whiting of the kindlinV for a
new start.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

Gratitude is a strange thing-you never
find il where it should be found, but
in cases where there is seemingly little
or nothing to be grateful for, 1t abounds
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

To dream of fruit out of season is n
sign that you Will have quarrel with
out reason.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
IN ALABAMA
THE LAND OF SUNSHINE AND
PLENTY-OWN A FARM AND
BE INDEPENDENT

We Have Tract Of the Finest Land
in Southern Alabama TO Be Sold
In 40 to 100 Acre Tracts-cash or
Easy Payments-Located In WASH
ington County - Most. Healthful
Spot in the South.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teeth,ng, sOftens the gums reduces I'm
dammaton, aays pain. cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

1t matters but little what you thinl
of man provided that you do not thinl
aloud.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

This on land which has cost the farmer 10th
ing but the price OF tilling It, tells its own
story.
The Canadian Government gives absolutely
free to every settler 100 acres OF such land
Lands adjoining can be purchased at from SC
TO $40 per acre from railroad and other corpor-
atoms.
Already I75,OO0 farmers from the United
States have made their homes in Canada.
For pamphlet Twentieth Century Canada"
and all information apply to Supt. OF Immigra-
ton, Ottawa, Canada, or TO following authorized
Canadian Government Agent-M. V. McInnes,
bAvenue Theatre Block, Detroit. Michigan; or
L. A Laurier Sault Ste. Marie Michigan
Mention this paper.)
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
USE THE FAMOU.

Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz. package
cents The Russ Company. South Bend, Ind
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Proof OF True ove

A school girl was overheard trying
to convince a school fellow that she
liked him better than she did some
other urchin, of whom he seemed jeal-
Gus. "Of course, like you better than
! do Bill" she said, 'for don't | miss
my words in my spelling lesson on
purpose, so as to be down at the foot
OF the class. where you are?"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

Garfield Tea purifies the blood. Gar
field Tea cures sick headache.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

Garfield Tea is Natures remedy for
liver and kidney diseases.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Big Interest OnYour Money

All profits paid in dividends. Others have
made one hundred per cent in same business
sure income for life-and valuable legacy Tor
family. Real estate decided TO Philadelphia
trust company for protection OF investors
Beautifully illustrated booklet and paper free.
Write ~ once. ]. l.. and ID. Co. Dept A, 70
Drexel Building Philadel phia Pa.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

In Use For over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04
Ir1porfart tc Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsToRTA
safe and sure remedy for infants and children.
and see that IL
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-05-04

Come, Miss Pauline. we must leave
this inhospitable house." he cries
"Mercyl" means the wretched Sc.
nora, whose hospitality has been so
abused by her husband. one of the
worst things a Spaniard could do.
CTo Be Continued.)
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-12-21
Great reduction on the
price of everything in the
store during December.
Welsh Jewelry Co.

The Gumbo and Oyster Supper CIV
en- under the auspices of the public
schools Saturday night was decided
success even though the elements Of
nature seemed against it. Practically
everything was sold out. The gross
receipts was in the neighborhood of
$50, and while the expenses were
heavy yet there will be a neat sum to
be applied to the school library
Much credit is due to Prof. Phillips
and those having the matter in charge
for the efforts they put forth to make
this matter a success. Especial credit
is due to the lady teachers and also TO
the ladies of our town who assisted
in preparing and serving the supper.
The school library is a worthy cause
and should have the cooperation and
assistance of every one.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1906-12-21
The Churches.
Christmas Program Mt the Baptist
Church.

Christmas Program Mt the Baptist
Church.
The following program will be rem
dered at the Baptist church Monday
evening, beginning at 1870.
Chorus, School; Prayer; Chorus,
School; Recitation, christmas, So
Harry Shipman; Glass exercise, pri-
mary class; Recitation, Ida ThaxtOn.
Recitation, "Katie's Wants." Emma
Liscomb; Chorus, School; Recitation,
"Off Chaleur Bay" Cora Carr; Choir
us, School; Recitation, "Grandma'S
Christmas Gift" Truman Fear; Class
Exercise "COlumbla and Evangeline, !"
Glass No. 3; Recitation, "Mousie's
Christmas Joke" Francis Carr; Choir
US, School; Recitation, "Mrs. Santa
asserts herself" Mae Dautel; Chorus,
School; Recitation, "Mr. Moneys
Gift" Pearl Martin; Recitation,
Empty Stockings" A. M. Cockrell;
Class song, "Santa is coming" class
No. 2; Distribution of presents; Choir
us, Good Night" School; Benedic-
tion. Everybody cordially invited to
attend.