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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

ylocalapplications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion otthe ear There's only one
way to cure deafness and that is by const-
tutional remedies. Deafness IS caused by an
infiamed condition Of the mucous lining OF
the Eustachian Tube When this tube is in
famed you have rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when 1t is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the inGam-
nation can be taken our and this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, hearing will
be destroyed forever. Nine cases out Of ten
are caused by catarrh ,whichis nothing but an
inflamed condition OF the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars free. F.J.CHENEy & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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TRANSFORMATIONS.
Curious Resu is when Cane Drinking /.
Abandoned.

1t Is almost as hard for an old coffee
topper TO Cult the use of coffee as it Is
for a whisky or tobacco fend to break
off, except that :he coffee user can quit
coffee and tske up Postum Food Coffee
without any feeling of loss of the
morning beverage, for when Postum is
well boiled and served with cream, 1t Is
really better in point Of favor than
most of the coffee served nowadays.
and TO .hc taste of the coLnolsseur II
is like the flavor OF fine Java.
A great transformation takes place
in the body within ten days or two
weeks after coffee is left OFF snd Pos.
tum Food Coffee used, for the reason
that the poison TO the nerves has been
discontinued and in its place is taken II
liquid that contains the most powerful
elements OF nourlshment
1t is easy 70 make this les. and prove
these statements by changing from cof'
fee TO Postum Food Coffee.
There's reason"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
nurt sailors Sense Of Beauty.

az liked the girl" said the sailor.
uonlv her ears was too long"
He finished his drink at a gulp.
like all OF them Borneo girls" he
said "she was slim and 1.-the. He-
.eeih was white. Her eyes was clear.
"But them ears! The lobes was
three inches long. And do you know
vhv? Because she had stretched them
mt had heightened them by pullin'
them continually with her fingers
from childhood, the same as a China
Uoman from childhood continually
soueezes her feet in a steel box to
make them small.
wherever went in Borneo
found the same long ears among the
native girls. In Samarinda, in Sam
oit. in Kudat, 1t was the same, and 1t
was the same in Telokopil, In Banjar'
main. and in Pasir The young WON
en- had ears that nearly touched their
shoulders. The young girls all sat in
the sun pullin' their ear lobes with
their fingers SO as to make then
long.
"Sickenin'i"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
THE DANCE OF THE seAcuLLs.
Why Does Their Rhythmic Tread
Brino Worms TO Surface?

'It is no uncommon sight to see
gulls, or other birds, dancing or pad
ding upon the sand" says a writer.
"Curlews and most other shore-feed-
ing birds do the same thing, the OBJ
ject being to frighten the worms from
their retreat below. when they ap
pear to be instan y swallowed up.
But the really interesting part of the
performance is-why should the
worms be so frightened by the shak-
ing produced in the sand as TO come
TO the surface?
THE inference. of course, Is that
they have a greater dread of some en-.
emy beneath. whose approach they be.
lieve to be heralded by the vibration
which his movements through it i'm.
part to the sand
when the angler wants to collect
earth worms. in a place where 1t is
not convenient to dig, he is accus
toned to push a stick into the ground
and by moving that about impart o
vibration to the soil around, which has
the effect Of forcing those worms
within its influence to crawl TO the
surface. This is precisely the prac-
tlce followed by the dancing gull and
with the same result.
But on land we are led to suppose
that 1t may be an attack from mole
which the worm fears; while on the
wet sands there are, of course, no
moles to be dreaded.
Are the worms thinking back,
through a remote ancestry, to a time
when they were dwellers upon dry
land and were acquainted with the
mole, or his forbears, or what is the
true solution of the matter?"-Chica'
on Navc
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Notwithstanding what you say
about Kraftie.' said Goodart he
seems to be loyal fellow He sp-
pears to keep in with his friends"
He should be kept in with them
replied Crabbe. Most of his friends
are in jail."-Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
AWFUL SUFFERING
From Dreadful Pains From Wound on
Foot-System All Run Down-Mi-
raculous Cure by Cuticura.

From Dreadful Pains From Wound on
Foot System All Run Down-Mi-
raculous Cure by Cuticura.
Words cannot speak highly enough for
the Cutcura Remedies. / am now sew
enty.two years of age. My system had
been all run down. My blood was so bad
that blood poisoning had set in. | had
several doctors attending me, so inally l
went to the hospital. where | was laid
up for two months My foot and ankle
were almost beyo recognition. Dark
blood flowed out OF b, ounds in many places
and was SO disheartened that l thought
surely my last chance was slowly leaving
me. As the foot did not improve you can
readily imagine how / felt l was simply
disgusted and tired OF life stood this
pain, which was dreadful, for six months,
and during this time / was not able to
wear shoe and not able to work Some
one spoke to me about Cuticura. The con-
sequences were l bought a set Of tie Gu
tcura Remedies OF one OF my friends, who
was druggist, and the praise that i gave
attei the second application is beyond de-
seription; 1t seemed a miracle, for the Gu
ticura Remedies took effect Immediately.
| washed The foo with the Cpticura Soap
before applying the Ointment, and took
the Resolvent at the same time. After
two weeks treatment my foot was healed
completely. People who had seen my foot
during my illness and who have seen it
since the cure can hardly belle e their
own eyes. Robert Schoenhauer, Newburgh
n. y Aug. n, 1905"
Rather. than pass through a gate thu
average boy win go out of his way tt
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
a Short Cut.

There goes man." observed
steamship agent as he directed at.
tention to a surly-looking individual
who had just engaged passage for
Europe, whose efforts are devoted to
constructing short cuts in business
methods and In eliminating all time
consuming men and their proposi-
tions from his busy existence. He
is a man of very few words.
Some years ago this gentleman
crossed the ocean and had very un-
pleasant trip. One morning a sym
pathetic passenger offered him a lem
on, expressing a sincere wish that it
would give him relief.
1.-THE pale traveller seized the lem
on, hurled it viciously into the ocean,
and growled:
"'This is a quicker way than the
other. New York Telegraph.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

All women work. some in their
homes, some in church, and some in
the whirl of society. And in stores,
mills and shops tens of thousands are
on the never-ceasing treadmill, earning
their daily bread
All are subject to the same physical
laws; all suffer alike from the same
physical disturbance, and the nature of
their duties, in many cases, quickly
drifts them into the horrors of all
kinds of female complaints, tumors,
liberation, falling and displace-
ments or perhaps irregularity or
suppression, causing backache, ner-
vousness, irritability and lassitude.
They especially require an invigorat-
ing, sustaining medicine which will
strengthen the female organism and
enable them to bear easily the fatigues
of the day. to sleep well at night, and
to rise refreshed and cheerful.
How distressing to see a woman
struggling to earn livelihood or per
form her household duties when her
back and head are aching, she is SO
tired she can hardly drag about or
stand up, and every movement causes
pain, the origin of which is due 10
some arrangement Of the female or
ganism.
Miss F. Orser, of Il Warrenton Street
Boston, tells women how to avoid such
suffering she writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
&c suffered misery for several years will
female irregularities. My back ached ! hao
bearing-down pains, and frequent headaches
lydia e. pinkham's XeSGtahIe Coz
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

81 think" said the strong minded
female. ".hat women should be per
mitted to whistle. don't you?"
Certainly" replied ,he cynical bach
elor. There is no earthly reason why
women should he denied the privilege
accorded - locomotives and tugboats.'
Chicago News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

THAT Blggins is the worst fool
ever saw"
You misjudged him. He's not as
much of Il fool as he seems. He has
succeeded in making his wife think
his senseless performances are mani
festations of the eccentrlcities Of gen.
ius."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
An Abiding raIth.

~ don't see why there should be any
difficulty about settling these life in
surance complications" remarked the
patient looking man.
"The subject has commanded the al
tcntion Of some of onr most eminent
men,"
"Yes. But they ought 10 sSnd for
the agent who got me to take ont my
policy. There isn't anything that man
touldn'r explain. Washington Star.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
The Arnnr Nearlx Ovsr.

"Have you decided where you will
spend the summer
Almost. Ny wife and daughters
have got their choice of resorts mar
rowed Gown TO seventeen. .'-Chlcag
Trlbune.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Tess-"Isn't your new gown finished
yet?"
Jess-"Gracious. No. The dress
makers work on II was only completed
last Saturday"
Tess But if the dressmakers
through what else?"
Jess-"O! all my friends have to crit
else it t."-Philadelphia Press.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Mr.. Gardner-"Well dear, how are
the tomatoes you plantedT'
Mrs. Gardner-"Oh. John. I'm afraid
wen have 10 buy what we need this
year"
Mr.. Gardner-"Why how's that,
Mary?'
Mrs. Gardner-"I recoliected to-day
that when l did the planting ! forgot
to open the cansw-Puck.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

After being given up, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. In 4 couple OF
months regaincd my old health, and
now weigh 1SS pounds. Twelve boxes
aid II. and have been well two years"
Sold by all dealers 80 cents box.
Foster -Mllburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
Lady-Like.

"Popw
Eyes, my SON"
"You know those little creciseAels
that make so much noise are called
lady crackers"
80 believe
"Why do they call EN- lady crackers,
pop?"
Because they make so much noise,
| suppose. ."-Yonkcrs. Statesman.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
Point Not Wen Taken.

Mrs. Jenner Lee OndegO-'I don't
see why they call it grand opera when
it's in English. 1t isn't grand opera
when you can understand what the
singers are saying"
Mrs. Seldom-Hohno - why, bless
you, you can't understand them any
better when they sing in English than
when they sing in Italian. n.'-Chicago
Tribune.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

"You look sad" said Mrs. Much
wedd.
II feel sad" responded Mrs. Tenth
time.
"Why so?'
You'd feel sad, too. if you didn't
know where your next husband was
coming from" - Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
he too weak 10 60 outY


whats this peculiar instrument"
inquired the visitor.
That" replied tic manufacturer,
'is a table knife. We've Just filed Il
large order for Il Chicago firm
But what's the idea in the .aised
rim all around the bladc?'
That's u keep peas and things from
rolling off."-Philadelphia P4blic Led
ger.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
STOPS erLcnIhc.
Cures had Bresth-Positive and Instant
Cure Frce-No Drugs-Cures
bv Absorptfon.

Dy ADsorpttons
A sweet breath is priceless.
Mul's Anti-Belch Waters will cure bad
breath and bad taste instantly. Belchins
and bad taste indicate offensive breath.
which is due to stoms,h trouble.
Mul's Anti-Belch Waters purify the
stomach aud stop belcnng, by absorbing
foul gases that arise from uudigested food,
and 6y supplying the digestive organs with
natural solvents for food.
They relieve sea or car sickness and nau'
sea OF any kind.
They quickly cure headache, correct the
i'll effect of excessive eating OF drinking
They will destroy a tobacco. whisky OF
onion breath instantly.
They stop fermentation in the stomach
acute Indigestion, cramps, collie gas IN the
stomach and intestines, distended abdo
men. heartburn, bad com )lexlon, dlzzy
spells or any Ither atfiiction arising from
a diseased stomach.
We know Mul's AntiBe Waters gi
do this, and we want you to know it. This
offer may not appear again.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

1 could not sleep and could hardly drag
around. consulted two physicians without
relief, and as last resort, | tried Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and TO my
surprise, every ache and pain left me. l
gained ten pounds and am in perfect health"
Miss Pearl Ackers, of 327 North Sum
mer Street, Nashville, Tenn, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham;-
al suffered with painful periods, severe
bnckache, bearing-down pains, pains across
the abdomen: was very nervous and irrfta-
bic, and my trouble grew worse every month.
MY physician failed 20 help me and 1
decided to try Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound / soon found II was doing me
good. All my pains and nches disappeared,
and no longer fear my monthly periods"
Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the unfailing cure for all these
troubles. 1t streng thens the proper
muscles, and displacement with all it's
horrors will no more crush you.
Backache, dizziness. fainting, bear
ing down pains, disordered stomach,
moodiness, dislike of friends and society
all symptoms of the one cause-will
be quickly dispelledj and it will make
you strong and well.
You can tell the story of your suf-
ferings to a woman, and receive help
full advice free of cost. Address Mrs.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. The present
Mrs. Pinkham is the daughter-in-law
of Lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty
five years she has, under her direction
and since her decease, been advising
sick women free of charge.
pound Succeeds Where others Fail.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Come, now, you're putting 1t 700
strong when you speak of old Slodgers
as one of the greatest patriots in the
country"
mo, I'm not. lie is. lie never tries
to dodge his taxes. Chicago Tribune.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
Hunoro of
Today


Sons OF rich men leave behind them
AS they zipp past those who drive,
Dust aud odors. to remind them
That it's lucky they're alive
Chicago Record Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

First Mcrobe Having good
timer
Second Microbe-"Yes; ! found
perfectly splendid golf course in ii
Swiss cheese New York Sun.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

stela-."How do you know she Is
old fashionedi'
Bclla-"She occupies the sermon in
planning gown instead of an auto
New York Sun.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
In a Rad Way.

Yes, poor papa's been shu. up in
the house so long. The doctor says if
he could only get out to take little
exercise he would be very much bet
ter
rs he too weak 10 go out?"
"Oh, no, but there're process servers
all around the house, EVEN down to
the back gate. '-Baltimcre American.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
In 1926.

The grand stand as well as the
beachers was filed to overfowing and
it was time there was something doing.
How many of you are there on the
grounds?' asked the umpire of po-
liceman.
About 500" was the reply.
"All right said the umpire. Play
ballw
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

DIR. Biggers Hucklebcrry Cordial Never
Fails
To cure Children Teething, Bowel Troubles
etc. At Druggists 25c and SOC per bottle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

One way to convince a woman you
think she is pretty is to convince heI
you think her friends aren't.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Only the survivors believe in the sur
vival of the fittcst.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

man is like a razor; he must be
order to show how sharp he is.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

had kidney troubles,
and though ] doctored
faithfully. could not
find a cure. l had
heavy backaches,
dizzy headaches and
terrible urinary disor-
ders. One day | col
lapsed, fell insensible
on the sidewalk, aud
then wasted away in
bed for ten weeks.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

1t has been announced as a result OF
icias of the Delaware snd Hudson an
increase in wages Of conductors and
tranmen on that road will go into effect.
Enthusiasm sets the pace but COM
snnEn wins in Mall
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
GOOD FOR 25c.
5loe

Send this coupon with your name
and address and your druggists name
and l0c. in stamps or silver, and we
will supply you a sample free II you
have never used MulPs Anti-Belch
Waters, and will also send you a Ger.
| tificate good for 25c. toward the pur.
chase of more Belch Waters. You win
find them inva able for stomach trou-
bic; cures by absorption. Address
! MULL's GRAPE TOXIC Co., 323 Sd
Ave. Rock Island. I'll.
Give Full Address and Write Plainly.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

FITS. ST. .vitus' Dsnce:Nervous Diseases per-
manentls cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer: AZ tria bottle and treatise Tree
DE Il. L. KLINE. Id. 93 Arch st. .Phlla., ia.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

There are no newsboys in Spain. Women
sell newspapers on the street.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, ,softensthegums, ,redu cesihhamma,
tion. .aliays pain cures wind collie, Csc. bottle
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

The new Italian postage stamps will not
bear the monarch's head.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

All druggists, 50c. per box, or by mail
upon receipt of price. Stamps accepted.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Striking bricklayers and masons at
Hamilton, Canada have resumed work
at 45 cents an hour, pending a final
settlement. 1t is likely the wages will
be advanced to Az cents an hour.
Perseverance works wonders. but II
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16

Rather than pass through a gate the
average boy will go out of his way to
climb a fence.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-05-16
WASTED TO A SHADOW.

mt Found n Cars AFTER FlHeen years
of Suffering.
A. III. stotts. messenger at the State
copltol, Columbus, o.. says:
"Ifor fffppu vpnrs I
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-11-15
Main Street
BUSINESS Moves
A. c. KINKEAD GOES TO C. BUR.
DETTE STAND AND HALL
TAKES HIS PLACE

A. C. Kinkcad, who for the past
two years has conducted one of the
most popular news stands in the city,
is moving his quarters from the Hall
building on Main street to the recent
quarters of H. G. Burdette in The Wat
son Hotel. The change will be appre.
ciatcd by the patrons of the news
stand. as for some time past the room
has been TOO small 80 Accommodate
their growing list OF customers. n.
c. Burdette, who has Just closed out
his shoe store here, has secured
good location on Forth avenue, IN
Huntington, where he will conduct n
news stand and stationery store Ed
gar NJ. Hall. the florist, viii move his
flower store from the basement of the
Hall property TO the room nov being
vacated by Kinkead. On Saturday Of
this week a "ChrysauthemuM Show"
will be held in this room by Florist
Hall. Fairmont people will recall with
pleasure the success of Halls Crysan.
themum show last year and Saturday
will no doubt see a throng Of visitors
there.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-11-15

~ Y
laelsoeated eIelnatlon while hers
sRuadeFed at the idea and Amos essIis
cured those taForiag crenlA cp as
heathens. While 1t y undoabte;iiv no
difference TO the dead there seems 70
be a wide difference In the opinion Of
the living, though the writer is not
at all thoroughly yeFsed on the sub.
ject Of cremation or hardly capable
of making mention Of the idea he will
venture to say that II some people
who shudder at the thoughts OF ere
mating their dead friends wonli take
a rabbit hunt and stroll around on
some Of the old plantations where their
grandfather was placed for The pur-
pose of resting until the Judgment
day, or not far back. my dear friends
Just go to your father or mothers last
resting place and track a ra3hit to
the lonely spot and find the brush.
briars and thorns SO thick that II you
shot rabbit you could not get in to
the grave yard to get it on account
of the above named obstacles, It ap
pears to the writer thar 2 little shud'
dcring would not be out Of order about
that time. Try it some time
LONE STAR.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-11-15
First Ward
Z 3 3 4 HFF = = = : : = Z :

M. George Suffer, of Monnineton'
il a business visitor in the city.
Mrs. Mary Welth, who has been
the guest Of Mrs. W. S. Thomas for
the past two weeks, returned yester-
DIV to her home in Fairview.
Mrs. Mable Miller and son. Francis
81 State street, have returned from u
several days visit with relatives III
lslorgantown and Fairchance.
Mrs. j. M. Smith is i'll at her home
on state street.
Mr.. Thomas stansberry, Of White
Day, was in the city yesterday calling
upon friends.
mrs, w. G. McElroy and son. Of
Barnes street, have gone TO Arnetts-
Nille to spend week visiting the for
mer's mother, Mrs. HaddoX'
Mr.. A. L. Hammers is confined TO
his home on Columbia street with Ill
mess.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-11-15
Successful Sale.

The rummage sale which was held
IN the i. T. L. of the NJ. E. church in
a store room on Water street, for the
past three weeks was beyond doubt
i very successful one. 500 was clear
ca which sum will be added to the
fast increasing amount which is being
raised in order to build a new church.
Every society and each member ar"
very much interested in the work, and
are so willing and industrious that
the new church is not very far off in
the future.