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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
Too Critical.

At Sunday service in one of the
Georgia colored churches the preacher
was giving an eloquent discussion of
the creation, and the congregation was
evidently greatly interested.
First de Lawd made de heaven and
de earth, and all that in them is" he
exclaimed yehement1y. Den He
made man made him of de dust Of
de earth, and stood him UP against a
fence to dry
At this point Deacon Jonson rose
from the back of the room and asked
suddenly:
"Brudder Jackson, who made dat
ere fence?"
.sPut dat man out! Two, tree mo-
such questions as dat would spoil all
DE Zoology in de Worl'.'
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
ARTlFlCl EYES.
The First Ones Made Were Worn
Outside the Socket.

9OutAAOG the socket
As early as 500 B. G. artificial eyes
were made by the priests of Rome and
Egypt, who practiced as physicians and
surgeons. Their methods of eye max
ing are thus described: On "a strip of
flesh tinted linen, two and quarter
by one and quarter inches, the fiat
side of a piece Of earthenware, model
ed life size and painted to represent
the human eye and eyelids, was ce-
mented. This linen, coated on the 9TH
er side with some adhesive substance,
was placed over the eyehole and press
ed down. In brief, the artificial eye
was worn s.outside the socket and.
though a clumsy substitute, was prob
ably appreciated by the Romans and
Egyptians. In the ruins Of Pompeii,
destroyed in 10 A. D., an eye of this
description was discovered
Not until the sixteenth century do
we hear of eyes at all like those Of
today-that is, Worn inside the socket.
A French surgeon. one Ambrose Pare,
invented three artificial eyes. One con-
sisted of an oval plate covered with
soft leather on which an eve was
painted. 1t was attached to the head
by q strong steel band. 1t could have
been neither slightly nor comfortable.
The second device and the first known
in history to be worn inside the socket
consisted Of a hollow globe of gold
deity enameled. The third eye devised
by this ingenious gentleman was a
shell pattern eye, much like that in
use today, except that it was of gold
and enamel.
Pare's inventions were followed by
eyes of painted porcelains and colored
pearl white, which became very pop
ular. They were succeeded by eyes of
glass, which soon took the place of all
others and command popular favor, to
this day.
Glass eyes We're invented about the
year 1919 and were crude productions
of inferior workmanship, the iris and
pupil being hand painted in a far
from lifelike manner. Shakespeare
mentions glass eyes in king Lear"
where the king advises the blinded
traitor Gloucester to get thee glass
eyes and seem to see''
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
FINDS GROC ERIES in GOOD SHAPE
State Food Inspector Compliments
Stores Of City.

Stores in this city are to be congra-
tulated on the excellent report that the
commissioners is able to make of the
condition in which he found them on
his visit here last week. He not only
complimented the merchants but also
said the people Of the city and it's
vicinity are to be congratulated upon
the groceries, for they are we'll kept
and clean and the stock is handled in
such manner that there is very little
old stuff on the shelves.
More than this most of the merchants
are we'll up on the provisions Of the
new law and are prepared to conduc
their business under its provisions.
He is satisfied that as soon as the law
is in good working shape the people
as we'll as the merchants will consider
it one Of the wise expedients of the
state government. d. Fl. Heiberg is
the name of the inspector and he went
from this city to Montevideo. He
visits the city twice in each year.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

With superintendent of schools Of
as excellent repute as is S. j. Race
it is difficult to see what interests OF
Redwood county can be subserved by
his removal through the election OF
another OF all the offices at the hands
of the voters to fill that of county
superintendent of schools should re-
main in the hands of one efficient man
as long as he will hold the Office. In
fact the office should not be political
one and the man who fills it should
not be a partisan
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
Pleasant Sensation in Fall.

Prof. Helm, the geologist and Alpine
climber, at the Swiss Alpine club
meeting at Geneva a. few days ago,
described his sensations when he fell
from precipice in the Alps. He said
he felt no terror while in the. air,
could breathe freely and experienced
unusual mental activity, a thousand
forgotten incidents flashing pleas
antly across his memory. Then came
the sound Of soft and soothing music,
and at that instant he knew he had
struck ground. He lost consciousness
without pain or the slightest Asensa-
ton of shock, he said. s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
A Mohammedan Custom.

The Mohammedans have the custom
when they receive a present, Of thank
ing God first. then the giver. II you dc
them favor they will say, 81 thank
God for your Kindness to me. Some
may comply rather thoughtlessly with
this custom, which they have inherited
from their fathers, but many certainly
say it with their whole heart.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

The attorney general of the state OF
Missouri has at last got the manage
fsanent Of the Standard Oil company
Begging and suing for terms. If the
spirit of Gov. Folks administration
rs carried out no quarter will be
she and for once this giant will be
Jnght, to a knowledge of the power
on the law.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
Among Friends.

''Whew! What. Lottie Brown engag-
ed?. That proves what I've always
said-that, no matter how plain and
badly tempered a girl may be, there's
always a fool ready to marry her.
Who's the poor man?"
81 am!'-Life.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
The CameI,s Hump

The camel was the last Of the ami
mails to enter the ark. Hey, there,
you called Noah, ..get hump on
yourselfv' Then the camel promptly
got its back up, and that's how it hap
pened Philad elphia Record
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

al Emmerich Of Comfrey is in the
city today on business.
Ben Stockmann was called to Wis
consin yesterday on business matters.
Miss Clara Steinhauser returned
from her trip to Lamberton and other
western points yesterday.
A large number Of the friends of Mrs.
Herrian from Sleepy Eye were in the
city Yesterday to attend the funeral.
Ernst Hadlich Of ST. Paul, was in
the city yesterday, coming here to at
tend the funeral of Mrs. Peter Herrian.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albin Carlson Of
Hanska came to the city yesterday
morning to attend the funeral Of Mrs.
Peter Herrian.
DR.. j. W. Hawkinson leaves Satur-
day to attend the annual meeting of
the members of his branch Of the medi-
cal profession, in ST. Paul
The town of Milford elected Herman
Radon, supervisor for three years;
II. j. Never, clerk and assessor; Fred
Rolloff, Justice of the peace and Nick
Metzen. constable.
Miss Eleanor Emmerich was hostess
and guest of honor to a large circle of
friends at party Tuesday evening,
who had gathered to celebrate her
birthday anniversary at the home of
her parents on North Minnesota street
Gen. Bobleter has received a large
consignment Of garden seeds from
Senator Clapp which he will be pleased
to distribute among the people Of this
city and vicinity. They may have the
seeds by calling for them at the bank
Springfield will still have all the re-
freshments it wants if the vote in that
place yesterday was any indication of
the temper of the people. There were
81 votes for no license and 217 for
license. Geo. Roth was elected mayor
and the trustees are DR.. Schroeder,
Geo. Forster, Wesley Nippolt; recor-
der, August G.. Erickson; treasurer,
John E. Schmid: assessor, A. j.
Schmid; justices, A. NJ. Seamans and
j. j. Ray; constable, Jack Forster.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

Things have changed in regard to
the status Of the negro in Ohio since
the trouble in Cleveland and now if a
eolored maiden is seen crossing the
Ohio river on the cakes of ice it may
be set down that she is fleeing from the
city which at one time encouraged her
ancestors to make the scenes in Uncle
Tom,s Cabin realistic.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

The power Of fortune is confessed
only by the miserable, for the happy
impute all their success to prudence
and merit. Swift.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

We would like to call the attention
of the public to the fact that this office
has added several hundred dollars
vorth of new machinery and other
material to its equipment and is in
sxcel lent shape to turn out work on
short notice and in good shape.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

Minneapolis is likely to become the
brohibition center of the state if the
present mayor is permitted to have
ffnIl swing there for any length Of time,
and that would not be SO bad for the
ssity. either.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

ISIS Tarbell is preparing series Of
articles on Attorney General Hadley.
will soon be seen whether she can
write with as much vim in the affirma-
siye as She does in the negative.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
For CITY Clerk.

| hereby announce myself as candidate
for the office of city clerk of the City of
New Ulrn, at the election to be held on
A ril 8, 1905 and respectfully solicit your
vote. HENRY A. HERRIAN.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
For Civ Clerk.

Itake this means of letting the voters
of New IJlln know that am a candidate
for the office of City Clerk at the coming
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

Unless present indications fail..there
will be plenty of candidates for the
different state offices, for it appears
that every party will have representa-
tives in the field. The socialists were
first and now the prohibitionists have
placed ticket in the field and are out
to make a showing. Itremains for the
two big parties of the state to get busy
and find out who is to represent them.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
Drifting Into Socialism.

Nobody will be much surprised at
the resignation of Joseph Medill Pat
terson, Chicago's commissioners Of
public works. Mr.. Patterson was one
Of Mayor DUNES most enthusiastic
assistants in the business of socializ-
ing Chicago, but he found that the
municipal ownership idea was made
quate. He is an active and sincere
young man, and aims to cure the soci-
al ills which he sees, or thinks he sees,
around him. But he discovered that
Mayor Dunno would not be able to
accomplish the things he set out to do,
and he steps down. Tt is presumed
that he now becomes a Socialist with
out any qualification or dilution.
This development was to beexpected.
There is no halfway house for an ar
dent person who embraces the munich
pal ownership fad. He must go clean
over to socialism soon or late, and
the more enthusiastic he is the sooner
he will make the transit. Most Of the
municipal ownership people who real
ly believe in that idea will land in
socialism ultimately. Some persons
adopt that fad with the hope of getting
office under it, or Of being bought off
by one or the other Of the two big par
ties. Young Mr.. Patterson, however,
was. not a man of that sort. He be-
lieved in it as a cure for social evils,
and is likely now to go over to the
party which rejects the mild remedies
of the municipal ownership men, and
would place all heimportanta activities
under state control.
Patterson will probably go from
Dunno to Debs. The step undoubtedly
seemed long to him year or two ago,
have to be made eventually by most Of
the municipal ownership people who
are sincere. 1t is a step in the logical
process of the person who thinks there
is some short cut in the remedying of
the abuses and ills of society. If the
state is to be allowed to own and man
age all the public utilities, it will be
we'll for it to take charge of the rest of
the great interests and activities. To
this complexion municipal ownership
comes at last. Debs polled 100000
votes for President in 1904. Probably
he will get few hundred thousand
more votes in 1905 But neither Debs
nor any other Socialist will ever carry
the United States. Fads have short
run in this country, though some of
them make quite a stir while they last.
Gen. James B. Weaver polled 1,000,-
900 votes for President as head of the
Populists in 1892 Where is the Pop
ulist party now?
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

The bestinterests of Mr.. McCleary can
de served by having abouthalf a dozen
candidates get into the field for the
nomination for congress. He is prob
all Y sharp enough to realize this and
is not worrying.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
For City Clerk.

take this method of announcing that i
ann candidate for the office of City Clerk
of the city of New U1n and solicit the
votes of all citizens.
ERNST WICHERSKI, q
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

After al the talk about the new code
sud that il would and what it. would
not do there seems to be but little diff
Ference between conditions now and
what they we're before the first OF
March.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

Former Engineer Wallace of the
Panama r; q; canal commission, who did
act resign to better his condition has
1lss accepted a place with the West
IN house concern at S65, 900 year.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
For COUNT

Il hereby respectfulty q nj ounce my self 4
for the office Of county treasurer
of Brown county, on the democr tic ticket,
primaries, Tuesday. Sept 49, 1906, and re-
spectfully ask your supp ss
3SHENRY 3. sBERG.5sf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14
STATE OF OHIO, CRY or ToLKDo,

LUCAS COUNTY
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner Of the firm of +. J. Cheney
& Co, doing business in the City of Tole-
do, County and State aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for each and every case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use of Halls Catarrh Cure
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence. this 9th day of December,
a. d. 1886. A. W.GLEASON,
(SEAL.) NOTARY II BIC.
Halls Catarrl1 Cure is taken internally
and acts directly OF, the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the systefil. Send for tes-
F. J.CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, Tac.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

The ST. Peter Tribune has sent out
a. pretty vigorous feeler for Julius
Block and his ambition to be nomi-
rated for the Office of governor of
Minnesota by the republicans. The
paper devotes a whole page to the
matte and calls attention to the fact
nat the worthy young man at one time
drove oxen and chopped cordwood for
= It will be rather a strange
sireun lstance that will compel both of
the parties to go to ST. Peter for
material for governor. The trouble
sillsl be that the democratic party.
saw .tsfirst' and will claim St. Peter
rs the home OF the only successful
syndicate for tie Office.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

{ Ever since the centralizing of inter
been in operation the price Of the
necessities of life have been going up
pntil today they are higher than they
nave been for the past thirty years,
But it is noticeable that the price OF
Tabor has not risen proportionately.
81 is the surplus that is needed to be
distributed in this country to bring
sshings to a more equal level.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-03-14

A peculiar piece of inconsistence IS
noticed in some OF the papers which
come to this Office and that is in the
Sway they handle the matter of patent
medicine, In one issue you will find
hem denoancing them as fraud and
Ending TO the skies those who are try
mg tosuppress them and possibly in
The next, not having time to write edi-
sorial matter, you will find patent
medicine notices ia the editorial col
INNS. These concerns ask for and re-
saeive the best space the papers have to
offer, but teaus the space designated
as the editorial column is too valu-
Z able for this purpose or for any other
advertising.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-11-21
DO NOT BE A BURDEN.
Chas. Rhodes Gives Some Good Advice tn
Readers of the Record.

Chas. Rhodes Gives Some Good Advice To
Readers of the Record.
Many people in Alma are a burden
not orly TO themselves but to others be-
cause of indigestion and its resulting
ailments.
The backaches. headaches, distress
after eating, loss of appetite gulping up
of undigested food and gases, can oil be
owe come by the use of Mi-o-na stomach
tablets.
This remedy is not a mere digestive,
it is positive strengthened of the di-
gestive organs, putting them in shape so
That they can digest any food that is
eaten Mona is used before meals and
so strer CITIZENS the digestive orgf MS,
while other remedies are taken after
meals simply to digest the food without
giving permanent relief.
Chas. Rhodes sells Mi-o-na in SOC
boxes under a guarantee that it will
cure or money VIII be refunded.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-11-21
SHEPHERD.

Miss Leah Stahlmann visited in Clare
last week.
II. Bonemau of Breckenridge taaus-
acted business in this place last week.
The Misses Lulu Knapp aud Iva
Perry were in Mt. Pleasant Wednesday
Miss Jessie McClintic left Wednesday
for St Louis, to work in Seitner's store
Miss Floy Struble is on the sick list.
L. Shuble visited his son Earl, ard
family in Alma over Sunday.
Miss Harriet Soule, of Alma, visited
her cousin, Miss Royce, over Sunday.
Miss Iva Rivett had the misfortune
to fall at the skating rink Saturday
evening, breaking her arm.
NJ. Is. Ladies Aid will meet at the
home of Jacob Stilgenbauer today.
Mrs. Frank Hardgrove, of Hardgrove,
Craw ford Co., is visiting her parents,
Joseph Struble and wife north of town.
T. D. Fletcher has rented the Nit
chell building on Main St. and will
open up crockeIy and bazaar store in
same,
| The Christian Endeavor society vii
give "a literary entertainment at the
Church of Christ Friday evening, Nov. %
A party of fourteen were entertained
at the home of Miss Jennie Tibbals,
Wednesday evening, the occasion being
her fourteenth birthday. Refreshments
Were served and she received many
pretty gifts.
Mrs. L. f. Fogelsong and son Guy, of
Aston, Houghton, Co., visited relatives
here last week Accompanied by her sis
! by her sister Mrs. j. +. Stearns she
went TO Detroit to undergo an operation.
Rem Killan of Mt. Pleasant, is con-
Quoting special meetings at the Baptist
church this week
Miss Neva McMullen entertained sew
eral of her friends at her home last Fri
day evening.
! Friends 10 the number of 46 very
pleasantly surprised Mr.. and Mrs Rood
at their home southwest of town Friday
evening They were presented with a
beautiful cracker jar. Mr.. and Mrs.
/ Rood left Saturday for Lansing to.spend
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-11-21
STATE OF MICHIGAN

THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE COUNTY OF
GRATIoT.-IN CHANcERY
Elizabeth Nichol. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Nichol, DEPENDENT. suit pending in the Circuit
Court for the County of Gratiot, In Chancery, at
Ithaca, on the 29th day of September A. ID.
1906. In this cause il appearing from affidavit
on file that the defendant Asa Nichol is a resi-
dent of this state but that he is concealed with
in said state, and his residence cannot be ascer-
tanned; on motion of James C. kress, Complain
ants solicitor it is ordered that the said defend
ant, Asa Nichol cause his appearance To be en-
tered herein. within three months from the date
of this order, and in case of his appearance that
he cause his answer to the complanants bill of
complaint to be filed and a copy thereof to lie
served on said complainanis solicitor within
fifteen days after service on him of copy of
said bill and notice of this order and that in de
fault thereof said bill he taken as confessed by
the said defendant. And il is further ordered
that within twenty days the said complainant
cause notice of this order 10 be published in
the Alma Record a newspaper printed, pub
lished aud circulating in said county, and that
such publication be continued therein at least
once in each week for six weeks in succession.
or that she cause a copy of this order to be per
sonally served on said defendant at least twenty
days before the time prescribed for his APP
pearance. KELLY :. Scarf,
Circuit Judge.
JAMES G.. KREss.
Complainant's Solicitor.
Business Address Alma Michigan. l44t6
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-11-21
LEGAL NOTICES
STATE OLE MICHIGAN.


THE PROBATE COURT FOR THE COUNTY or
GRArIor.
At a session of said Court held at the Probate
Office in the Village of Ithaca in said County OH
the 4th day of october. A. ID. 1906,
Present; Hon. Isaac ). Seaver, Judge of Pro-
bate.
In the Matter Of the Estate of Philip Wesley
Wilson, deceased.
William W Kinch. Administrator of said es-
tate having filed in said court his petition pray
ing for license TO sell at private sale the inter
est of said estate in certain real estate therein
described for the purpose of paying debts and
expenses.
1t is ordered that the 18th day of November. A.
ID. 1900 at ten O'Clock in the forenoon, at said
probate Office, be and is hereby appointed for
hearing said petition, and that next of kin heirs
at law and all persons interested in said estate
appeer before said court. at said time and place.
TO show cause why license 10 sell at private
sale the interest of said estate in said real
estate should not be granted.
At Is further ordered, that public notice thereof
be given by publication of copy of this order,
for three successive weeks previous to said day Of
hearing. in the ALMA RECORD. a newspaper
printed and circulated in said county. A true
copy.
SEAL ISAAC =. SEAVER
Judge OF Probate.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-11-21

A minister said To his congregation,
Brethren, the muddy pool of politics
was the rock on which | split"
An orator is credited with perora-
ton In which he spoke of "all ranks
from the queen sitting on her throne
to the cottager sitting on his cottage. /"
MY client acted boldly" said the
counselor. "He saw the storm brew
Ing In the distance. but he was not dis
mayed. He took the bull by the horns
and had him indicted for perjury"
A Hindoo journalist, commenting on
political disturbance, said, 1--WE can
not, from a distance, realize the in
tensity of the crisis, but IL Is a GER
tain thing that many crowned heads
must be trembling in their shoes"
An old negro woman whose needs
were supplied by friends never failed
to express her gratitude I'm original
language: you is powerful good to
pore ole oman like me. wild one foot
in de grade an de oder cryln' out.
Lawd, how long. how longr"
No one could imagine what a speaker
meant when he said, "Blddy, dddy"
and then stopped and after a moment
OF confusion said. "Diddy, biddy," and
then, with n scarlet face and coldly
brow, gasped out. "Diddy,
hiddy, biddy door Then he had to
sit down and rest awhile before he
could say, did he bid adieuT'-Chris-
tan Register.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1906-11-21
Observation-Disclosures
ALMA, MICH.
Capital. $25,OOO.OO
Surplus, 100000

William A. Bahlke. President
Jas. W. Robinson. Vice-Presider [
Geo. w. Moore. Csshi.r
Lucius >. Bagley, Asst. Cashier