davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12
Couidn,t HeIn IEimeelf.

Mother Ito little daughter)--I am
surprised, Eethel, that you should
talk so impertinently to your father.
I'm sure you never heard me talk that
way to him.
Ethel-~Well, you cboosed him and
didn't.-Tit-Bit
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Give Defiance Starch a fair trial
try It for both hot and cold starching,
and If you don't think you do better
work, in less time and at smaller cost,
return It and your grocer win give
you back your money.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12
Thankfese. :

"DO you enjoy being a weather
prophet?'
''No. It's a thankless task When
you predict good weather people re-
mind you that It was coming anyhow,
and when you predict bad weather
they'd rather not hear about it,
Washington Star.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

OF Marshal Field III. an amusing
story was recently told at Lakewood.
The boy, according 10 the story, APP
preached an old lady in Lakewood
hotel and said to her:
Can you crack nuts?"
mo, my dear, can't" the old lady
replied. Il lost all my teeth years
ago"
Then" said the little boy, extend.
ing two hands full of walnuts, please
hold these while / go and get some
more."-Denver Times.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

why are you Americans so subject
to indigestiong" asked the placid for
eIgner.
Il don't know, unless it's because
we hear SO much about food adulter-
alton that we get nervous. WASH
ington Star.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

The extraordinary popularity OF fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice Of Starch matter OF great Inn
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. It's great strength as a stiff
ener makes half the usual quantity Of
Starch necessary, with the result OF
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $500
trial bottle and treatise. DIR, n. II. Kline
Id, 9Sl and 9SS Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Religion Is used as coax In some
families, ana you may have noticed
that there is generally coat OF dust
on the family Bible In such homes.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12
Thin.

Boarding House Ksepsr-win you
have soup tonight?
Lodger-No, thanks. Pm on the
water wagon Smart Set
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12
Not Yet Arrived

what salary do you get9"
7 don't get any salary"
TYou don't? You get some compen-
sation for your work. don't your
Eyes. But ] only get wages. Mil
wauhee Sentinel
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Lewis Single Binder eigar-Tichest, most
satisfying smoke ON the market. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, IN.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Showing Signs Of Recovery.
How is your new servant, Mrs. Up
more? ! heard she was Ill"
She's improving. She was able to
sit up this morning ana give notice"
Philadelphia Record.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

The man who would bring up his
children in the way they should go
win succeed better II he goes that way
himself
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Boston Father Waldo, this hurts
me worse than you.
Waldo Corporal punishment Is
surely snficient indignity; kindly
spare the Insult to my intelligence
n. Z. Sun.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Tommy Pa. what are the seats Of
the mighty
Pa-The end hog always Gets one 81
them.-N. X Sun.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

It Is seldom that revenge is as
sweet as the receipt indicated that Il
would be- puck.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

rFteir engagements broken off.
What did they quarrel aDcut9"
About which one loved tho other
HeA bsliexe,"-c Cleveland Leader
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar Is
good quality all the time. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12
TORTURED WITH GRAVEL.
Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills,
Not a Stone HAS Formed.

Capt. s, L. Crute, Adjt. Watts Camp.
U. G. VI; Roanoke, Va, says: Il suf-
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

There isn't much fun In making love
to q girl II she knows you really mean
4.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Tha suecassnll authors train 81
thoeghts q pay train.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

A Woman's idea OF siingy man Is
one who neyer pays her compliments.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Defiance Starch-sixteen ounces for
ten cents. all other brands contain
only 10 ounces for same money.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12
Women Want Much.

Skoller--Of course, the generic
term man" includes the women
Maryat-Not always.
9koller-O! yes. You see
Msryat-Nonsense! For instance,
the sentence, Man wants but little
hero below" would be ridiculous in
that case.-Washington Star.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

Wandering William-I don't know
where my next meal is coming from,
lady
Lady-Well, know where it is rot
coming from.
Mexico Missouri message., 1906-07-12

NM Wins lows AoothlnW syrup
eamHatiop, allaJH pain enges sindcoiic. ~ bottA
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-28
WELLS, RICHARDSON g. CO.
BURLINGTON, VERMONT.

| by AnseIm 9th Century, when he re-
minds Hereward of the days when
disabled by infirmity you were fed by
his hand and refreshed by wine"
squeezed from the grapes into his other
hand from which you drank it, and
were at last restored to health; no
other drink, as you used to say, could
YOU relish. The wine spoken OF by
Isaiah. as the new wine is found in
the cluster. and one saith, destroy it
not. for a blessing is in it Being in
the cluster. of course Notwithstanding.
The Hebrew Yayin and the Greek oinos
were generic terms, covering bever-
ages both intoxicating and the reverse
just as the word wine does in these
DAYS. but as the editor evidently
thinks differently, may | be permitted
to refer him to Websters Unabridged
Dictionary. I must ask, would not
Christ who taught mankind to pray
that they might not be led into temp
tation-would He not have been more
likely TO have made unintoxicating
wine rather than that of which the
worlds Shakespeare wrote. % thou in
visible spirit of wine, if thou hast no
name to be known by, let US call thee
DeYiT?"
Anti-Fanatic will perhaps pardon
me for saying that wise theologiars'
should hesitate long" before attempt
ing 70 prove that Christ made or coun-
tenanced the use of an intoxicant. Il
cannot define il better" says Sir Ben
iamin Ward Richardson NJ. D, F. r.
s, than to say that it is an agent as
potent for evil as it is helpless for good.
1t begins by destroying, 1t ends by
destruction and it impiants organic
changes which progress Independently
of it's presence even in those who are
not born. (Resplts Of Researches on
Alcohol.)
Great truths are portions Of the soul Of
man;
Great souls are portions Of eternity;
Each drop of blood that e'er through
true heart ran
With lofty message ran for thee and
me;
For Gods law, since the starry song be-
gan,
Hath been and still for evermore
must be
That every deed that shall outlast
times span
Must goad the soul to be erect and
free.
James Russell Lowell.
CIVIS SECUNDUS.
Honolulu. T. H, June, 1906.
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Don't neglect your cough. Stop it
al once and drive away all thought of
consumption. Begin as early as pos
sible sooner the better-to take
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bus sacco viribis fractjs' such wine
as Plutarch described Wine is rem
dered old and feeble in spirituous
strength when thoroughly filtered. BY
percolation through the filter, the
strength of the wine is taken away.
without any injury to it's pleasant
flavor and the spirit being thus ex-
Guided. the wine neither infames the
head nor infects the mind and the pas
s1ons. Such wine as that alluded to
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VIM. G. IRWIN & CO., LTD.
AGENTS FOR THE

Royal Insurance Co., of Liverpool,
England.
Alliance Assurance Co, Of London,
England.
Scottish Union & National Insurance
Co, of Edinburgh, Scotland.
Fire Association of Philadelphia.
Alliance Insurance Corporation. Ltd.
Wilhelma of Magdeburg General In
surance Co.
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Fire Insurance.
THE B. F. DILLINGHAM; Gu
LIMITED.

General Agents for Hawaii.
Atlas Assurance Company of London.
Phoenix Assurance Company Of Lon
don.
New York Underwriters Agency.
Providence Washington Insurance
Company.
Fourth Floor, Stangenwald Building.
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HAWAII SHINPO SHA.

THE PIONEER JAPANESE PRINT
ing office. The publisher of Hawaii
Shinpo, the only daily Japanese paper
published in the Territory of Hawaii.
c. SHIOZAWA, Proprietor.
Editorial and Printing Office-102O
Smith ST., above King. Phone Main AZ.
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RoLL1sTER DRUG CO.. AGENTS,
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This condition is usually caused by overwork
or mental strain and neglect.
When one overworls, the nerves are over.
worked. Then you live on your nerves.
Y on can live on your nerves" just so long
then the nerves protest in some form-'break
down, worn out, nervous prostration-alI
meaning just thing.
our nerves need attention. You must feed
some new power to your nerves.
That IS just what Pane's Celery Compound
does. 1t feeds new power to the nerves and builds
them back to healthy strength.
That is just why for the past II years Pane's
celery Compound has been the most universally
ssed tonic in the world.
That is just exactly why brain. workers k.er
themselves keen, healthy and vigorous bv using
Paines Celery Compound.
Alan Presley Wilson, Journalist of Bal.
tmore, tells his experience in interesting
way-his experience that of thousands
upon thousands every year.
Wells G. Richardson Co.. BURLINGTON We
Gentemen:-"Panes Celery Compound has
been the means of placing on my feet
after continuous struggle against nervous
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time ago threw myself into my work with
such energy as to cause nervous break
down, and my friends became very soictous
OF my health tried various remedies
diets but seemed to grow worse At times
became Respondent that | did not care
to live if living meant such nervous debility.
One day when was exhausted by the
Gus strain Of my work CHANGED to see in
who had troubled with nerve de-
pietion, but who, through the of the
solved to try it and delighted
results do the work n my paper
that never thought possible journalistic
work requires strong and no
fear that mine will fail now"-Aan
Presley Wilson, 1885 Edmonson Ave.
Thousands of grateful patients tell of the I'M
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One bottle will prove its wonderful properties
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you back to vigorous, buoyant health
Remember this-Paine's Celery Compound is
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druggists recommend and sell Paines Celery
Compound.
WELLS, RICHARDSON g. CO.
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IL q III CAN ~ "a = a. :
that constant tick
ling in your throat.
It comes on worse
at night, keeps you
awake, and makes
you b ave til at
smothered feeling
in the chest. Aver $
Cherry Pc C raj
quiets the cough,
makes athin e
easy, and heals the
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SUGAR FACTORS AND
COMMISSION AGMMYA.
AGENTS FOR

AGENTS FOR
Oceanic Steamship Co, San Fran
cisco, Cal.
Western Sugar Refining Co, San
Francisco, Cal.
Baldwin Locomotive Works, Phila-
de!phia, Pa.
Newall Universal Mill Co. Manu-
facturers of National Cane SHREDDER.
New York N. Y.
Pacific Oil Transportation Co., San
Francisco, Cal.
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HVer's
Cherry Electoral

the most effective remedy for coughs
and colds of every kind and in every
stage.
One of the most annoying coughs
is a throat cough, where you have
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lungs. There IS no other remedy so
surely to be relied on.
There are many substitutes and
limitations. Beware of them and of
so-called Genuine Cherry PICTORIAL"
Be sure you get AYERS Cherry
Pectoral.
Put up in large and small bottles.
PreparedbyDr J. c. 49, lowell. Mass. w. A.
DRUG CO, AGENTS
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22
THE OIL TRUST
HAS weakened
BROUGHT TO BAT BT MISSOURI
ATTORNEY GENERAL.
THE HEARING is RESUMED
Standard Oil Company, It Is Admitted,
Controls Its Alleged Rivals
Damaging Evidence
Is Given.

st. Louis, March 21.-Standard OIL
bowed to the law Monday. The trust,
the Republic Oil company and the Wa
ters-Pierce concern all admitted that
they were ruled by "a community OF
interests" If the latter two companies,
which have posed as independents,
are not actually owned by the Stand
ard. Henry Clay Pierce, head of the
Waters-Pierce company, after lodging
subpoena servers for two months, gaye
up Monday and appeared to testify.
The testimony giTen and the books
produced in accordance with the de-
cision Of the state supreme court
showed that the Republic stock is held
for the Standard; that the Waters
Pierce company and the Standard di-
vide territory between them, and that
a majority of the stock of the Waters
Pierce company is held by M. M. Van
Buren,, a nephew of John Archbold, a
Standard officer.
Second Days Hearing.
st. Louis, March 21.-The second
days session of the oil hearing in the
custer case of Missouri against the
Standard, Republic and Waters-Pierce
Oil companies was marked by the fail
ure Of H. Clay Pierce to appear as a
witness and the sworn testimony Of
DR.. Bond, his physician. that Mr.. Pierce
was threatened with pneumonia and
unable to leave his room, and the se-
we're cross-examination of Charles M.
Adams, secretary-treasurer of the Wa
ters-Plerce company, who was again
ON the stand and occupied most Of the
day with his testimony. Stock certifi-
Gates were produced and read to show
that the Standard company held stock
in tho Waters-Pierce company in 1900,
when that company was reorganized.
Attorney General Hadley telegraphed
to Secretary of State Swanger, at JEFF
ferson City, asking him not to permit
the Republic Oil company to withdraw
from continuing business in Missouri,
as such a course, If permitted, would
defeat the purposes of the investiga-
ton. Mr.. Hadley explained that dur
ing the taking of testimony in Cleve-
land recently he received an intima-
tion that there might be shifting OF
Oil interests in Missouri, and that he
had Immediately written Secretary OF
State Swanger along that line, re-
quessing that particular care be taken
that this should not be allowed.
saw news article to-day that the Re-
public Oil company was selling out to
the Standard OIL company in other
states, and wired Secretary Swanger
to recall my Cleveland letter to his
mind" said Mr.. Hadley. I cannot say
that my action was prompted by any
new revelations in the testimony OF
the past two days."
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22
THE INTERURBAN

Flash lights on trolley line develop
ments in this country in recent years
are given by a writer in the Saturday
Evening Post, who discusses the sub
ject from both philosophical and a
practical standpoint. To the farmer
the trolley line especially recon-
mends itself. With its small units
and frequent service it can, and in
some instances does, bring both
freight and passenger transportation
to his door. 1t now carries in some
localities the farmers milk, butter,
eggs and vegetables TO the country
market, and brings out packages
from town.
The farmer finds the electric line
of cheaper and more convenient
than his own horses. and the new
transportation has social side.
Some of the interurban lines report
from is to 20 per cent Of their pas
senger business between town and
farm. 1t appears from figures ad-
duced that the electric roads In the
United States now carry about seven
times as many passengers, and at
half price ,as the steam roads. They
transport over four billion passengers
a year. Up to the present, Ohio,
Michigan and Indiana nave gone far
ahead of Illinois. Iowa and other west
ern states.
Many Of the trolley lines are doing
a large and prohtable freight bust.
ness. At Grand Rapids, Mich, the
steam lines notified the boat lines
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22

that they would refuse to deliver
freight to the boats running to Chica.
go unless the boats refused the
freight from the trolley lines, but the
boats stuck to the trolley, and the
trolley companies built a $4,000
freight office and largely increased
their business.
Freight rates are in rather a cha
otto condition, but the price is usual
ly about half the steam road prices,
and while 1t may injure the steam
roads, in some instances they add so
much to the general activities that
the steam roads will continue to pros
per. A combination of Ohio lines car
ries milk at liz cent per gallon re-
gardless Of the distance.
In number of cities-Indianapolls
and Charlottesville, Ind, Columbus,
Ohio, and Kalamazoo. Mich, among
the number-handsome terminal sta
tions and freight houses have been
completed or are in course Of erec-
ton. The managers of the electric
roads report that they are getting all
the freight they can handle. In
Michigan an important line is in p-o.
gress of construction through some
of the richest fruit country. The
trolley ewill carry the fruit to the
lake, whence boats will take 1t to
Chicago. Because of this arrange
ment Michigan fruit growers expect
there win be less danger of lapse
to the private car line .xtortions from
which they suffered two and three
years ago.
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22
DELEGATES WEARY
AT ALGEC|RAS
SETTLEMENT OF TROUBLE IN MO-
ROCCO NOT YET MADE.
STILL HOPE FOR EARLY END
However, Basis for Adjustment Of
Rival Claims Of France and
Germany Is Yet to Be
Found.

Algeciras, Spain, March 21.--A basis
for the adjustment Of the rival claims
of France and Germany before the con-
ference on Moroccan reforms has not
yet been found. 1t is learned from
one of the most interested of the del
egates that the Austrians are prepar-
ing further police project which 1t
is hoped will contain suggestion less
Objectionable to France than the Casa
Blanca proposition, while at the same
time safeguarding the international
principle. The proposed guarantee
consists of an inspecting general with
full power. nominated by the powers,
to which he shall be responsible.
Should this scheme not effect a recon-
ciliation of German and French ideas,
then Russia will Introduce an amend
ed plan, which will be discussed simul-
taneously with the Austrian plan until
a final understanding is reached.
Meanwhile. Henry White, the chief
Net. the American delegation, is taking
the lead OF the other neutral delegates
in active endeavors to effect speed
Ter settlement than the one suggested.
Most OF the delegates are absolutely
wearied whilst awaiting the arrival of
the eternal tomorrow, when an ar
rangement is promised. but which Is
daily put off again as the result of APP
parently unending pour parlers at the
various European chacelleries 1t is
stated this evening that this will see
the end Of the conference, but the i'm
preston is growing that a settlement
is much nearer than Is admitted by
the delegates, who generally display
extreme reticence. The French is the
only quarter where pessimism is shown,
the general opinion decidedly reject
ing the idea Of rupture.
Teutons Yield on Question.
Berlin, March 21.-Herr Won Rado-
WITT and Count Won Tattenbach, the
German representatives at Algeciras,
have been instructed by the foreign
office here, provided France meets the
German views on the question of the
Moroccan bank, to yield on the police
question to the extent Of giving up
Casablanca as the headquarters of the
inspector general, but retaining a neu-
trail inspectorship with real powers OF
control over the police. Previous ad-
vices from Algeciras have led the Ger
man government to expect that such
proposals would be acceptable to
France. Therefore, although no dis
patches were received from AlgeN
ciras Tuesday, the foreign office
here is convinced that a settlement
is in immediate prospect.
Agreement in Sight.
Washington, March 21.-The Wash
ington government feels assured in the
light of dispatches from Algeciras that
an agreement there is in sight. How far
Mr.. White, the American delegate. has
been responsible for the compromise
proposal which it is believed will be
adopted, officials here will not say, but
European diplomats have information
that Mr.. White was the author Of the
modified proposal.
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22
MUST HAVE CERTIFICATES.
Senate .Riii. Z. Passes House Making
Such Requirement Necessary.

Des Moines, Ia. March 21.- The
house this morning passed the senate
bill requiring all teachers to have
state certificates.
The house insurance committee re-
ported unanimously for the passage or
the substitute for the Conn bill for an
annual distribution of surplus accum.
ulated by life insurance companies.
The senate DEBATED the board of re.
gents bill all day.
The house this morning passed the
bill to prevent discrimination in the
price Of oil. The bill is aimed at the
Standard Oil Co., and is fathered by
the Kansas Independent oil men.
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22
THE ISLE ISLE OF PINES.
CITIZENS PETITION
THE PRESIDENT AND CON-
GRESS TO SEND CON-
MITTEE TO lNvEsTl-
GATE THEIR CON-
DlTlON.

Scripps-McRae Telegram.
Washington, March 21.-President
Roosevelt and members Of congress
have received copies of petition
adopted by the American citizens Of
the Isle of Pines in which they pro-
test against the treaty now pending
in the U. s. senate. The petition de-
mands that q committee he sent to
investigate the alleged critical condi-
tion now existing the island.
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22
FRENCH MINERS CONGRESS WILL
REJECT TERMS OF oPERAf-
oRS- FIRE CONTINUES.

Scripps-McRae Telegram.
Paris, March 21.-Eighty thousand
men are now affected by the great
strike declared in the northern min
ing districts. Disorders are frequent.
Lens, Department of the Pas lie
Las, France, March z1.-The miners
congress is expected to reject the OPP
orators terms. The strikers now
number 31,00J men. several ARRAYS,
but none of them serious, have oc-
CURED between the strikers and the
troops.
Fire continues in the lateral gamer.
les of the Courrieres mine, where
hundreds of bodies remain.
The Oskaloosa herald. (Oskaloosa, Mahaska County, Iowa) 1885-1919, 1906-03-22
AN UNUSUAL SESSION
ALMOST UNPRECEDENTED MEET.
ING OF U. s. SUPREME COURT
AT CHIEF JUSTICES HOME.
ONLY MATTERS OF UT
MOST IMPORTANCE
CONSIDERED.
scrlpps.McRae Telegram.

Scripps-McRae Telegram.
Washington, D. C., March 2l. The
United States supreme court held a
special meeting this morning at the
home OF Chief Justice Fuller. The ut
most secrecy is preserved as to its
object, but it is assumed that the
lynching of Ed Johnson, a negro, at
Chattanooga, Tenn, is being discuss
ed. Only matters of the gravest Inn
portance call members together dur
ing a recess of the court Such a
session is almost unprecedented.