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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
NOT FOR "THE TRIBUNE

The Logan Republican undertook to
meet ]. Golden Kimbalrs illumination
against education by showing the
amount spent for schools In Cache
county. Kimball denounced in his ad-
dress at Logan, so much education;
holding that 1t made young MorInons
intractable and ambitious. which was
not good for their souls; he held that
with education they became bad Nor
mons The Tribune called attention to
this attitude of a prominent member of
the hierarchy. Thereupon the Repub-
lican claimed that The Tribune was
misreprscnting the hierarchy; that
more than half OF tho taxes raised in
Cache county is spent for the schools,
consequently It could not be that the
hierarchy was opposed to education.
We called attention to the fact that
this vindicaton OF the hierarchy ne
cessarily implied that the hierarchy
zeal for education, spent more than
half of them In that cause. Otherwise.
there could be no pertincnce In a claim
that use OF the public money for edu-
cation was a refutation Of the kimball
charge that education was bad for the
youths and was therefore under the
hierarchy's ban.
Now comes the Republican, under
taking to hold The Tribune responsible
for j. Golden Kimbalrs utterances, and
also for the Republicans own bad
break. as we'll as for what we In fact
stated Now, The Tribune must re-
pudiate responsibility for j, Golden
Kimbalrs talks; we couple his position
with the explanation of the Logan Re-
publican. leaving them both in tho
hole they have dug and dropped into
We also decline to be responsible for
Tabernacle sermons, for the inharlnony
OF Taylor and Cowley with their quo
runs, and for the shocking testimony
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
THEME For COMIC OPERA.

Boston Transcript
Some of our comic opera lbrettists
should hasten to take advantage Of the
story that went the round the other
day of a Yankee sea captain who has
been made vice. admiral of the Turkish
navy and commander OF the Sultan j
fleet. Working their imaginations hard,
they viii hardly find a plan with richer
colorIng than this sea tale. Complica-
tions without number could grow
around such a stage hero as this real
man would make and he could greatly
amusc an audience by getting out OF
sCrapes threatening TO be international.
But if the imagination could not fur
nish him With enough fun making ma
tersal there could be used for one scens
the Fourth OF July incident in the true
story. The Yankee captain himself
must have had a barrel of fun as he
put the Turks under him through
games and the like that are part of
our celebrations of the National hol-
iAay.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
Observer S Observations

cbeerve that the development OF
strength begins where one turns
against the tide.
That independence OF character Is
shown ae much i'm a decision TO do
right ar persistence in doing wrong
That mind is developed only when
one ie forced to think.
That the heart OF good men Is al
ways en- the right slice.
That a generous impulse 20 exceeded
only by generous hand-out
That a little fuzz on the upper lip
doesn't always make man.
That some people with a heavy hend
Of hair are still afflicted with bald
ness.
That winter sometimes climbs up
from The lap OF spring TO rest In the
bosom Of summer.
That the collar and the belt on the
lpdies' summer dresses are getting
danger ously close together.
That the woman who dabbles much
in politics as rule doesn daoole
much In dishwater.
That there Is to be no let up On the
summer amusement again this season.
That the grocer ana the dry goods
merchant are making calculation to
suspend the collection OF many OF their
bills until after the summer rush.
That there Is great preparation 60
ing on now for sowing a large acreage
of wild oats.
That the majority of young people
are getting all the help they need in
sowing their oats.
ON SUM UTHER THINGS.
That sum parentz In Salt Lake Sity
ar preparing thar children for a spe
in the penitenshury
That sum children no NOR than eny
tody but themselvz.
That sum parentZ tech thar children
10 Ii and then oounder hooer tina lurnd
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

6s the unchangeable law OF God-if the
opportunity shall ever recur for the re-
suscitstion OF plural marriage as cor
ner stone of the faith
When did the Latter-day Saints an
nounce that they had severed the re-
lationship between the church and
business? As The Tribune has pointed
out, the latest official declaration from
the prophet, seer, and revelator and his
favored creatures. speaking I'm his
presence, is that commercialism is a
part OF the plan OF eternal salvation,
and that the church can in no wise
abandon its temporal pursuits. The
hicrarchs have sold some of their prop
critics and have negotiated sales for
some others. and they will claim that
in this act they have entitled them
selves to demand n cessation OF the
fight against them concerning their
business affairs. But nowhere has the
church announced It's retirement from
business. The Deseret News, the Off
cial organ, speaking of the sale of Salt
air, says that the church desires to re-
tire from the amusement business"
The hierarchy are using certain trans
actions In which they dispose OF some
of their properties as a means to paclfy
public sentiment in the Smoot case.
But the probability is that as they get
more money they will go into more bus
iness. They are only awaiting the time
when the storm clouds shall pass away
to strengthen their cords and lengthen
their stakes In commerciaism. Their
policy is to get franchises for nothing
by virtue of their political power, TO
coerce Legislatures into giving bounties
TO their industries and then TO sell out
TO the wicked Gentiles at an enhanced
figure so that they may, with their
profits. go into wider spheres of activ-
ity.
The Butte Miner is an intelligent
newspaper. and II viii doubtless ac-
cept the assurance from The Tribune
that neither the Latter-day Saints nor
the hlerarchs who rule the Latter day
Saints have now eliminated polyg-
amy nor have now announced
that they have severed the relation
ship between the church and business"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

of President Joseph r. Smith In Wash
tngton: and emphatically repudiate re-
sponsibility for his appallingly stupid
crawfish on his return here. where he
said in effect that he had lied In order
10 keep out Of the trap his enemies had
set for him. Tho Tribune can stand a
good deal, but II declines to be held ac-
countablc for these awful horrors; and
il gives public notice right now. that
1t has no connection with j. Golden
Kinball, does not inspire his senti-
ments, and will not defend them, past,
present or future. world without end
Will take due notice and govern them
selves accordingly
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
MANCH1rRIA-LAND OF BEANS

Beans. beans. at all times, every
where In Manchuria, The Manchur.
ians make their bread out of beans
Bean cake was served In immense
quantities to the Japanese and Rus
sian armies. and also to The horses
Saturated in oil. bean cake Is used
extensively for fuel.
The japanese are now using bear
cakes for fertilizlng purposes i'm place
of fish-the lean cake having beer
found less expensive.
The new Hankow-Pekiug railroad
viii make competition I'm the bear
market 1t Will carry the Yangtse val
ley bean cake, not so rich as that oil
Manchuria, but salable, at a much re-
duced price
Cotton Is king in Manchurian I'm
ports, and America sells more than all
other foreign nations combined
The supply OF draft animals fur
nisned TO the Russian and Japanese
armies gave the Nanc hurians ready
money which Will result in an active
demand for foreign goods.
But there Is no use sending them
canned bears. A heavy fall OF anoW
during tine last Me1churian winter in
sures record-breaking crops and an
active export trade
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
LIFE INSURANCE SoUNDNESS.

We have from President Paul Nor
ton OF the Equitable Assurance Society
long circular deploring the extent to
which policy-holders allowed their
policies to lapse. He contends that this
was not only sacrificing of their own
interests by the polIcyholders. but that
there were no reasons why they should
at any time have doubted the perfect
solyency Of the company, as the re-
forms instituted will Offset former ex-
trayagances.
In the major premise he Is quite
right; 1t was a bad move to allow the
policies to lapse, 1t is also quite true
that there was no reason to doubt the
solvency OF his company, or of either
of the other great companies which
were under investigation; but not for
the reason which he states. For no
subsequent economies could make UP
for past waste and loot. II 1t were true
that the companies collect from the,
policy holders no more than the ne
cessities of safety and sound business
policy require.
1t Is In fact because the companies
have cons tantly collected from the
policyholders more than safety and
business prudence require, that they
are solvent today. How. II this were
not so. could the life insurance COM
panies have survived the loot OF their
resources by the hundreds of thou
sands OF dollars? How could COM
panies which collect no more than they
must collect In order to meet the need
full requirements of their business, sur
vive a carnival OF loot, In high salaries,
enormous political contributions, side
companies heavily off1cered ut princely
salaries, enormous legal retuiuers
which were simply bonuses for protec-
tion, legislative corruption funds. and
a general scheme OF extrayagant eX-
penditure that would swamp any ordl-
nary enterprise?
1t is only by conceding that more
was taken and withheld from the pol
icyholders than was necessary. that
the companies were able TO survive In
sound condition This is too evident to
need any argument. This is the posi-
ton The Tribune has taken throughout
on this question; 1t has constantly pro-
claimed that the insurance companies
were sound, and when directly asked
by policyholders our advice as to ma
king good or forfeitlng their policies,
make good, and hold on to your poll
Cies.
And now, what is TO be the outcome?
1t is admitted that there has been
shameful extravaganza, that the COM
panies nave been ruthlessly pillaged
by their officers, for the benefit OF
the selves. their relatives. their favor
ties, their tools. and their pet schemes
or purposes. BY collecting and with
holding from the pollcyholders more
than was just, the companies were able
to come out intact from all the squan-
derirg: the raid OH the policyholders'
money did not distress the companies
soundness. With the coming in OF the |
economical administration, and the re-
claiming OF large sums that had been |
diverted but could yet be reclaimed |
the policyhoders certainly ought to
have a benefit, the old in a good round |
dividend, and the new in lessened |
rates for policies. That is the reform |
that is really pointed to in all this |
business The question is will 1t ma
terialiZe?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
NO CHANGE OF HABITS.

American Spectator
She-Your habits and preferences
seem to have changed since our mar
riaGe. I saw you twice as often as I
do now.
He-Oh, don't know; my habits are
pretty much the same.
She-I fail to see it,
Fe-Well, l was hardly ever at home
thnn either
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
REFERRED 10 cu,
81 Paul Pioneer Pnu

st Paul Pioneer Pres
Look here, Senate; ia
ed an excited Southsn.,
Into the Senator's room !,
hotel, II hear that uuis, 4
bill they hsve aboIahsl 5
and that nigeers can I'd. \
folks in the South"
Senator Tillman snI&,
nothing
And I hear" the Erss,
continued. that they IN !,
that old stuff ex-Sesste
the head OF the comnIss;~
the law. Is that SOP
II don't know eaM s.,
but this gentleman O. h
Senator Chandler. Yea "a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Saltair Is a beautiful place. but the
church authorities may have felt that
the money could be used in erecting an
even more attractive structure. such
as a sugar factory.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
NOT ALWAYS A QUIET HOME

NOl RDW a , "A EtOlfil HUME
Washington Star.
What I want" said the young man.
rs to get married and have a peace
full. quiet home"
WELL" said Farmer Corntossel.
sometimes 1t works that way and
again sometimes it's like joinin' a de-
batin' society."
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Perhaps our weather bureau did NOT
realize that II was arraying itself on
ti.s side of the theatrical syndicate
when II promised cooler weather for
yesterday
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

But II some Congressional aspIrant
who is larger than Farley Christensen
turns up. Will the latter gracefully con-
cedc tho others greater claim"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Mr.. Howell cannot believe that the
people OF Utah Will be so ungrateful
as not to re-elect him. when he has
sent them so many seeds.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Mr.. Fernstrom may think that in re-
ducing the size OF the Council il Will
have to be made pretty small to keep
him out of it.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
HIS HANDS

Wilbur n. Nesbit in lIarpcr's weekly
Terror that stalketh In the night
Frei9hting the souls OF men with frisbt
Mockinr mans puny walls with might:
Pitiless, heartless. amlesa rush
Out of the lulling, dreamless hush
Flaming with fear in the dawnine's
blush
Hovel and palace. hut and hall
Pillar and portal, gate and wall
Flung in mad wreck, ono and all,
Aye. then We sigh of the chastenInp roa
That has made the land as a shattered
cloG-' N
We murmur: 1T came from tho hand q,
God ~
Listen From homeland and overseas
a wonderful song Is upon the breeze
The chant OF the swelling sympathies
Listen, and look from the chest and hin
Come the gold and stores that were held
within. 'Siu
And the folk OF the world arc TODAY akin ,
All. gentle mercy encompasseth
Tho peoples who harken with ouIo,,
caught breath
Tho saddening tale Of the city's death
Look! For those. in the alien lands
In the hidden hills. on the spray-swan+
sands "epl
These hands Of help-they arc Gods own
hands Wv"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

In presenting his claims for another
term, Mr. Howell can show that H.
has done nothing OF which The church
authorities can complain
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

No communication in relation TO publication
in or business for Tho Tribune should oe Ad-
drcesed TO my Individual officer OF this cor
porRtion Matters relating 10 puohcaton
should be addressed to the Editor OF The Trtb-
Gne, and communications relative TO Buoscrip-
tions and advertising and other business
should be addressed 10 Salt Lake Tribune fuo-
fishing Company
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Enemies Of the city administration
Will admit that the stopping Of tho
hold-up business was oil right. as the
city derived no revenue from that
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Saltair Will be under worldly control
the coming season, but only the best
eyes. it is thought. VIII be able to see
the change.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

1t Is expected that the Utah Senators
Will some day this week discover that
their choice for United States Attorney
is the same as the Attorney Generals
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Any report that the hierarchy is 60
ing to give up really profitable line
of commercialsm Is probably news to
the hierarchy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

II Mr.. Booth is not appointed United
States Attorney, why shouldn't he ask
Senator Smoot 10 nominate him foz
Congress as vindication?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

While many have cleaned up their
premises, there are people here and
there who have the pleasure of doing
SO yet to come.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Discerning jurors win SEE. however,
that cases against corporations that
do not furnish any 1.-THE money should
be decided according to law
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

1t Will probably be difficult for some
members ol Congress to become recon-
ciled to the idea of paying out mileage
money for railroad fare.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

1t is but just to say that the Utah
Senators are showing a commendable
purpose not to forget again that Fort
Douglas is In Utah,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

However County Attorney Christcn-
sen may on reflection conclude that he
is needed In some office here at home.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Representative Howell wishes the
people to kindly remember that a man
who Is larger than he is Is not neces-
sarily better fitted to represent Utah
In Congress.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Congress may now adjourn at any
time without running much risk of
giving Senator Smoot offense.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Mr.. Roberts has not yet obliged the
Socialists by telling them they changed
his mind,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

In a few days, 1t is thought, Mr..
Booth Will learn definitely whether his
devotion to Senator Smoot was proper.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
ON Uro

,o'and Plain Dealer.
reroapts pu1Iie ,,El Printer s,lul,,.
S.l aeht r. Roosevelt has ,ss Ss.y q
,I lar into office. stIlIlSssslsi sssis
printing Office on l'iprss a ns,sl =
one OF his pet and = s,pIa.' ,q.sa
no person shall BE- sa,,'s 49,
vate Office until tSo soaltls|
passed passed on hIs card d. s,s ssq 3
and other orderlie,' q
= A few days ago s,Ilu..
from his desk and os.'
standing and in his once 's''
How did yon 4
he shouted. sea
Are You the Publ. y
man asked, apparently ~
to answer questions
How did you get ,,..
roared again. %
Are you the Puh,.s :.
/ want to knoa IN.
here" Stillings Shouts
Ing the desk.
Because II you ara q.
tinued, Il would Ike a.,
self and tell you a fsr 4
yourself, Ny name d n
Senator from Ohio. Ifv'
the Congressional D,rr1.
ind any other parzo-,lI
may desire"
Twenty minutes late, a
still apologlzing. /
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Senator Smoot w2s undoubtedly
.sourtcous enough to Try to appear
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

ntor Burrows, which caused another
postponement of the formers case.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
Washiin iingto,S
SPEARrn

No'v York wosit. On,
men,SI unSle Joe Cannon !.
members mem of the Hoaas "a
river to a planked."a.is ssr
the Washington Roa,s ,,,d
organized a bail ar,a gs,ns y
Joe in as umpire us II
cat and made SON. ~
cislons. His star 81
ronsn mnen Gen. Georr. ~
made bas a home run Se hlu
oases S1, a second tins ''sf'
Why 2" dcmannSSsoa, unSo,s, q
entitled .tIlt to run unti1 ~ saq
IN. Not at all" the the any ,ny q
your time has esn,,us a9sp'a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22
REQUIESCAT

Chicago Tribune.
His grateful countrymen. anvvov
Can lay their hands on their hearts and
say ""u
They have laid to rest the probable bones
VI the Iatc lamented John Paul Jones
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-22

Hovel and palace, hut and hall
Pillar and portal, gate and wall
Flung in a mad wreck ono and all,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-05-10
MIsQUoTED PHRASES.

Do you know that the word dude"
comes from the English word "duds,
which means clothes? Hence, dude
is one very fond of clothes.
Do you know that the expression
Sure as eggs is eggs" was never
meant to be as ungrammatical as it.
sounds? The original was sure as X
is X.
Do you know why soolscap paper is
so called? When Charles / was king
of England, only certain people were
allowed to manufacture paper, and it
all had to bear the royal arms. Parli-
ament made sport of the law, and or
dered a FOOLS cap and bells to be used
instead.
Do you know the origin OF the
phrase "Up Salt River?" Before steam,
navigation along the Ohio was carried
on by fiatboats, which were rowed up
stream. This was particularly hard
work, especially up Salt river, dan
gerous, crooked branch Of the Ohio
river in Kentucky. When slaves were
to be punished, this was a common
method employed by their owners.
Hence, at election times, people refer
to sending the defeated candidates
up Salt River" as a penalty.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-05-10
SUMMARY OF A
WEEKS EVENTS
MOST IMPORTANT HAPPENINGS
AT HOME TOLD IN CON-
DENgED FORM.
LATE FOREIGN DISPATCHES
Interesting Items Of News Gathered
from All Parts Of the Globe and
Outlined in the Briefest Manner
Possible.
ANTITRUST NOTES.

The anxiously awaited message OF
President Roosevelt, accompanying a
portion Of the report on the investiga-
ton of the giant Standard Oil trust
which has been conducted under the
auspices of the department of com
merce and labor, which was sent to
congress arraigns the corporation and
it's officials for taking rebates in de-
fance of the Elkins act, and points
the way for legislation that will clip
the wings of the Rockefeller combina-
tion to some extent.
Standard officials in New York is
sued statement in which the admin
istration indictment is called unjust
and untruthful, the business methods
of the combine are defended and there
are lightly yelled sneers at the presi.
dents activity in generously offering
advice on wide range of subjects
from race suicide to affairs of state.
Garfield's report recited specific In
stances in which railroads gave the
Standard Oil rebates, enabling it to
crush out competition. The rebates
amounted to $750,000 a year.
Indiana will investigate the charge
that the Standard Oil had secret rate
on shipments within that state.
Railroad traffic officials deny favor.
itism to the oil combine and declare
that all their rates are published as
required by law.