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tain which. II Central had not been
closed, We would have telephoned to
Chicago to see if she hadn't run clean
through the Union station. She is sure
'nuf a 'hurry-up train Chicago is
only about three miles up the track
now. She is a CLEAN of summer sun
light, v%estibuled and electric lighted
from the cowcatcher clear back a
hundred yards behind the last coach.
She is knee deep with velvet carpets,
and her cushions are as soft as q
girls cheek. She is lighted to a daz-
zle and heated to a fragile. She "a
built to beat the world and her gorg-
eous splendor makes us chuckle to
think We have a pass on her. She
goes SO fast that the six porters look
like Il big fat niger. She is called
The Southwest Limited She stops,
going both ways, at Chillicothe, and
you can get on her there, but you'll
have to hurry
In the gratitude Of his heart the
general passenger agent wrote the
~poet-cditor that whenever he desired
" tCiilc w SlllCdSO ne NOuIu De more
than pleased to cause the Southwest
Limited opaCse long enough at Chula
to take him on and again to let him
OFF. The offer was accepted by wire,
as Editor Smith does not believe in
toying with fortune 0 flirting with
opportunity. Then he wrote q piece
for his paper. as. everything that hap.
pens. if anything does happen, in
Chula is news, and told the citizens
that he was going to Chicago on the
limited and as the guest OF the gen
eral passenger agent and of the road
AS might be expected, the entire
business OF Chula was suspended the
following day and every man, woman
and child not bcdridden was down to
the depot bright and early. The Chula
band in full uniform was there play
ing suggestive pieces about conquer
ing heroes, and Chula's mayor revised
his last Fourth of July "'oration" to
fit the occasion. 1t was a gala day
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

for Chula, and the editor had to tell
them with becoming modesty how he
had achieved greatness.
About the time he reached the
spread-eagle stage of his address
there was a long, mournful wall pitch
ed in a minor key which sounded like
the expiring war whoop of an Apache
Indian. 1t was the Southwest Limit
ed hailing Chula, Mo. Editor Smith
grasped his new s2.75 suit case firmly
by both straps and waited, all a-trem-
BILE with excitement The band be-
gan a furious f%anfaring and the citi-
Zens Of Chula. held their breaths.
There were two more long walls, fol-
lowed by two short ones, as the lin
ited's mogul swept down upon Chula's
only grade crossing, a cloud of blind
ing dust, an answering "toot" to the
tower nan as he dropped the sema-
pnore indicating a clear track and a
faint nloan was borne upon a passing
breeze to SMITH and to Chula's popula-
ton as the mcgul whistled for MAN.
tic or Chicago, Which?"
Smith, standing d~isconsolate with
grip in hand, and with Chula's popula-
ton gazing seemingly with a million
eyes clear through him, didn't care
much which it was. Without so much
as a look at his fellows the Chula
News editor turned and fastened to
his sanctum, where he sent a telegram
which read: When it comes to four
Pushes there are others" .
Needless to say that it was all q
mistake. The general passenger agent
apologized by wire, the limited did
not forget to hesitate at Chula the
following day. And thus was Chula,
Mo-, placed upon the map.-Chicago
RecOrG-Herald.
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BraziI's Blue Butterflies.

The exceedingly high prices often
asked and paid for butterflies are rem
dered possible by the extreme uncer.
tainty Of the market. There is no
means of knowing how long a butter
fly will remain a rarity. 1t may con-
tinue unique for a quarter of a century
or it may become common in the
course of a few months. A case in
point is that of a beautiful blue butter
fly from Brazil. When the first speci-
mems of this butterfly were sent to
England some years ago they readily
sold for $50 or more apiece. Since
then, however, collectors have sent it
home in numbers, and the price has
fallen to a paltry 60 cents.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

though if this be accomplished success.
fully, he takes kindly T. captivity, and
often lives contentedly for many years.
In fact, a single specimen existed in
the Geological Park in London for over
twenty-eight years..
Hippopotami in captivity do not re-
quire the excessive care and attention
which are usually necessary for the
w%ell-being of tropical animals. One
factor which is Of considerable advanz
tage in this respect is the fact that
the animals lack the restlessness and
nervousness so commonly found in
wild creatures. Though terrible fight
ers if aroused they are even-tempered
and fairly intelligent, and learn to
obey the word of command of their
keepers. They appear to appreciate
kindness and seldom if aver required
punishment.
Hippopotami are purely h~erbivorous,
and in the wild state feed upon grasses
various water plants, rice, millet,
maize, and similar growths. This diet
is Appropriated as nearly as possible
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

While few ~menageries or geological.
gardens include hippopotami among
the members of the animal world
which they contain, the general public
Is nevertheless quite familiar with the
appearance and characteristics of the
great ungulates. They have been de.
scribed in word and picture by in
Vulnerable n~aturalists, historians,
and writer's, even of the earliest times.
We find unmistakable reference to
them in the records of the ancient
Egyptians, and to-day there is little
doubt that the behemoth of the Bible
was identical with the hippopotamus.
The Central Park Zoo of New York
City, is particularly fortunate in TIE
possession of three splendid speci-
mems, a pair of older animals and a
young one. The pair, Caliph and Miss
Murphys are well known, not only to
those directly interested in these mat
tiers, but also to the reading public, for
the huge brutes have been described
and pictured in various publications.
Caliph, the great male which is the
subject OF the accompanying interest
ing e%ngravings, has been in the Cen
trail Park Zoo since 1889, while his
mate, Miss Murphy, has been included
in the collection for a somewhat short
er period. These two have proven re-
markedly prolific; and have presented
an admiring public with eight healthy
offsprings, and these, with the excep-
ton Of the young n at present in the
Park, have been sold to other menag-
cries. This is not an exceptional case,
for strangely enough these curious
beasts thrive well in captivity, and
breed not infrequently. Were it not
for the difficulty formerly experienced
in securing original pairs, they would
to-day be far more common in ZOO
logical parks. Needless to say, it is
very difficult to capture the hippipo-
tamus in a wild state and transport
the animal uninjured to civilization,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
An Awkward Error.

An American at Gibraltar entertain
ed Charles Dana Gibson at dinner in
the late fall. at the Bristol.
When Mr.. Gibson rose to reply to a
coast he was a little embarrassed. II
have not the gift of oratory," he be-
gan, land that is awkward. Indeed,
to be deficient in anything is awk-
ward, isn't it? It is especially awk.
wardt o be deaf.
"At a dinner at Dark Harbor last
summer a deaf old man sat beside a
young and beautiful girl.
:. Do you like bananas?' this girl
said to the old man, during the first
course, in a loud, sweet voice.
He, however, misunderstood her in his
deafness. He thought she had said
'pajamas,' and he replied:
mo, like the d~d-fashioned night
shirts BEST"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
More Caution

Hogan (wealthy builder)--Phwat
would be a good name for the flats,
Mike?
Grogan (his superintendent How
would "The Marguerite" do?
Hogan-Not wild my wife. l named
the lasht wan THE Josephine" and l
had to change it in a hurry or dflnd an
action for divorce.-Puck.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
Country Editors Day of Triumph

Very likely you have not heard of
Chula, Mo. This is not strange, be-
cause Chula. has but recently been
placed upon the maps of a state whose
citizens insist upon being shown"
and who refuse to give proper cult
vation to their credulity.
1t is not exactly correct to say that
Chula has been placed upon the maps,
for on one bright red-letter day in it's
lexicon it vas thrown upon the maps
in a bright red splotch by a country
editor. This editor came to the city
the other day as the guest of the St.
Paul railroad. He occupied an en-
tire drawing-room car, ate rich food
and drank sparkling wines and re-
ceived adulations from the colored
porter all the way from Chula and
back again at the expense of a soul
less corporation"
The man who compelled the map
makers to take notice of Chula en-
joys the not uncommon name Of
Smith E. H. Smith.
Smiths great opportunity came
when the St. Paul put the Southwest
Limited train into service between
Chicago and Kansas City. The train
passes through Chula on its eastward
and westward flights, and there were
things about it that made a great i'm
preston upon Smiths imagination.
He watched the flight OF the South
west Limited as il. tore great holes
in the atmosphere of Chula, and Their
wrote this about the train:
'"The new train OF the Chicago, Mil
waul1ee and st. Paul railway passed
through Chula for the first time Sun
day night, about three hours after
dark. There. was no hesitation at
Chula town, at least non p~erceptible.
There are no high places in Chula
town, hepce We question whether she
aver touched the track. She just rip
ped a great fiery hole in the darkness
and left the atmosphere heated steam
hot for a second. then whistled for
Mantle or Chicago. we are not Ger
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
Cheek of a Stowawav.

Young Capt. Sealby Of the Mediter-
ranean liner Cretic was talking about
stowaways.
Most of those fellows" he said, in
his deep, resonant voice, have an eX-
.cessive quantity of cheek, of brass.
once we discovered a stowaway a few
days out from New York and put him
to work in the galley.
"A lady, on a tour of inspection,
paused by the stowaway, as he sat
peeling potatoes.
How soon do you think we'll reach
Naples? she said to him.
well, madam he replied, I'm do
ing all | a to get her in by Tues.
day"
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Permission Granted.

The following incident is related of
Nat Goodwin, the actor. Not long ago
Goodwin was standing on the corner
Of Broadway and Thirty-fourth street,
where three car lines converge, when
a seedy-looking individual, apparently
from the country, approached him
qu%estioningly.
II want to 60 to the Brooklyn
BRIDGE" he said, looking in perplexity
at the cars rushing in six different d.
r%ections.
Very WE'LL" said Goodwin, sever
ly, you can go this time, but never
ask me again."-Harper's Weekly.
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Prepared for the4Erav.

Good gracious, old man." exclaimed
Accum, what sort of a suit is that?"
This" replied Dingley, who was
attired in a combination Of football,
golf and riding clothes, lis what you
might call d suit for damages. I'm go
ing up to ask old. Rsxley for his daugh-
ter."-Philadelphia Press.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
"House Moss"


One day mother said to her: Bet
sy, you are getting very careless
about your work lately"
"Huccum?" said Betsy, bridling.
Well. for one thing, about sw scp-
ing. Now look at the nursery: you Just
give it a lick and a promise, and the
work is not half done"
What, me Mis- Thompson? l dun
swcp' dat room cherry day dis week!
i sho did, Mis- Thompson
Now. Betsy, said mother, in her
most conciliatory tone. you know you
haze been carelcss-just look at the
dirt under that bed"
Dirt" said Betsy, quickly. Then
stopping down and looking under the
bed she broke into a broad smile.
"Lor'. Mis- Thompson, dat amt no
dirt, honey chile, dat's JUS house
moss!"-National Magazine.
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Coeducation.

A well-known university professor
has a dilemma in which he is wont to
entrap advocates of c~oeducation.
IF you lecture to twenty boys and
twenty girls in the same room," he
asks, will the boys attend to the lee
ture or to the girls?"
"Of course the coed}lcationist, to be
consistent, must say that they will lis
ten to the lecture.
well, if they do" replies the dean,
they are not worth lecturing to-
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
Realism.

Il understand that your automobile
dinner was very realistic?"
Yes, the table was made to repre-
sent an automobile with champagne
in the gasoline tank and whisky in the
water tank"
Yer yrealistic. indeed"
Eyes, and what made it mure so,
when the supper was ended we we're
all under the table on our backs."-
Houston Post.
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and sen out their pencils, one at a
time, for her inspection.
She had made a number OF surpris-
jngly successful gUesses, when one
lead pencil was brought to her that
had been neatly pointed in a pescil
sharpener.
That's easy" she said. Hes a
man of secretive and suspicious dis
position and Il good deal Of a shirk
when it comes tc working"
Which also proved to be a center
shot.
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He Did Not Stand Corrected.

The other day the head of a board
Ing school noticed one of the boys WHIP
ing his knife on the table cloth, and
pounced on him at once.
us that the way you do at home?"
he asked, Indignantly.
ooh, no." answered the boy, quickly.
we have clean Observation-Disclosures
Magazine.
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simplon Tunnel Near COMPLETION

Masonry of the Simplon tunnel be-
tween Italy and Switzerland and bal
lasting of the line are to be completely
terminated by the end Of the present
year and it is hoped that the opening
will take place on April /. so as to
coincide with the opening of the Milan
international exhibition.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
Not His Fault.

Il just saw Cooley coming hone,"
said the first suburbanite, land he was
'barreled,' sure enough" "
"What?" exclaimed the other. ''Why,
l never knew him to drink at all"
ooh, no; but it seem he went swim
ming down in the creek and some one
stole his clothes.
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Equally an Indication.

The young woman at the church
social had declared her ability to read
the characters of persons by examin-
ing lead pencils they had sharpened.
To put this claim to the test the
young men went into another room
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

nervous and lame in the morning.
Doan's Kidney Pills helped me right
away, and the great relief l found has
been permanent.
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
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SHE WORKS ON AT 30.
Mother Of oiynpia's Captain In the
Land Office,

Land office.
There are some fine old women in
che service of the federal government,
and not thealeast of them is Mrs. Ann
Gridley, a6clerk in the land Office at
Washington. A short time ago she
celebrated the eightieth anniversary
OF her birth. Mrs. Gridley4 is the wild.
ow of a gallant naval of1cer, who lost
his life in the fight between the Mont
tor and the Merrimac. Her son was
that brave captain of the Olympic who
figured in the battle Of Manila. For
forty years Mrs. Gridley has worked
faithfully at her desk. never missing a
day from her duties. She is always an
hopored guest. in Admiral Dewey's
home on Manila day, May l, and for
Two years she has been escorted to the
banquet by the admiral himself. Mrs,
tir1dley scorns the idea of old-age pen
slons, and says she will keep on work
ing until she reaches the century
mark. The death Of her grandson two
years ago %saddened the old woman
more than any of her previous trou-
bles, but she has frightened up, and
on her recent anniversary she held a
teVee.-New York Press.
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STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF ToLEpo,,.

bTATE OF OHIU, CITY OF TOLEDO, m.
LUCAS COUNTY. DO
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he ia senior
partner of the firm of F. j. CHENEY e. Co., doing
business in the City Of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid: and that said firm will pay the sum Of
ONE DOLLARS for each and every
cnse of CATARRH that cannot be cured by tho use Of
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my pres.
ence. this 9Th day Of December. A. d.. 1886.
i a. W. GLEASON,
SEAL >or.,v prn,
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
+. j. CHENEY & CO., TOLEDO, O.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
TAKE Iialls Family Pills for constipation.
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Not Cordial.

Not Cordial.
Your new boss amt very sociable,
is he?" asked Crumley.
WELL" replied Digley, hes a great
old hand-shaker."
rs that 500"
Eyes. He has shaken nearly all the
old hands who were in the shop when
he took charge.'-Catholic Standard.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
Backache.

1t has cured more cases of Female
Weakness than any other remedy the
'orld has ever known. 1t is almostin-
Alliblc in such cases. 1t dissolves and
'ypels Tulnors in an early stage Of
i~eyelOnmhnt. That
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

E'st OF TdIcHIS ISSueu Last Week 10
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, St. Paul. MINI. Charles Adj
sit, Owatonna, Mimi, cushioned tire;
Charles Bach, Brooks. Mimi, horse de;
tacher; Theodore Brown, Mortified,
Mimi, building block; Peter LEVITT.
Minneapolis, Mimi, weighing scale;
Jurgen Tanck, Pipestone, Mimi, can
vas tightener; Edward THEM, St.
Paul, Mimi, making grease cups;
George Warren, st. Paul, Mimi, rail
way car brake beam.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
Boycott in Benual.

A commercial traveller for a large
London firm recently wrote concern
ing the boycott in Bengal: Business
Is still at u standstill, and for the
present | see no hopeful signs Of the
boycott breaking down. Merchants
say they arc doing less and less every
week.
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Taken.

Parson Jackson-Does 20 take dis
man TO- better or wuss?
T. The Bride-Ah'l ltake him Jest as
he am. If he gets any better, Use
'froid he'll die; an If he gets any wuss
I'll kill him mahself.-Puck.
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Guilty of Espionaue.

a Russian woman, named canada
S~moliannlotf, who had moved in the
highest circles in the German capital,
has been sentenced at Leipsic to nine
months Imprisonment for espionage.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18
DR.. ISL. RiNDLAUB, (speciaIist)
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. o.

A woman't idea Of heaven is a place
where she won't have to spend half
her time tucking her short back hair
under the long strands.
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Civil Wal. Governors.

There arc four governors that
served during the civil war still liv-
ing. William Sprague, whose home
is a N~arragansett Pier, R. l.; Fred.
crick Holbrook, of Brattleboro, VT;
Samuel J. Crawford of Kansas, and
John j.. Pettus, of Missouri.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

Cramped.
You're living in a fiat now, I hear.
How do you like it,"
well, there's no room to kick
Philadelphia Press.
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Carry Autos in Navy.

Motoring is nov s. popular in the
British navy that some officers carry
their cars afoat with them. The
Autocar says Lord Charles Beresford
is one Of them.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

Mother cray's Sweet Powders for childreA
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
In tho Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation, F~everishness, Bad Stomach,
Ieething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80, 600 tes-
simonials. At all Druggists, csc. Sample
E6EE. Address Az S. Olmsted. LeRoY,N.Y.
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Served on Nelson's FIaosbin

Capt. Stubs, secretary of Liver
pool Orphan Institution, is one of the
few living persons who served on
Nelson's flagship Victory.
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Overheard at the PARTY.

Overheard at the Party.
THAT Miss Gotrox is a nice girl"
Yep" .
81 wonder if l could see her home?"
Couldn't miss it if you pass that
way. It's a big red house with a
white portico."-Pittsburg Post.
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neys. Thousands tell
of cures made by
Doan's Kidney Pills.
John c. Coleman, a
prominent merchant
Of Swainsboro, Ca,
says: For several
years my kidneys
were affected, and my
back ached day and
night. l was languid,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

The older we grow the more we real.
ize that we can remember almost any
thing we like, provided we are sure
nobody is about to contradict us.
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Robbed in Church.

just think what an outrage it Is to be
robbed Of all the benefits Of the services
by continuous coughing througout the con.
to cure. Sold everywhere. Is cents,
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Don't do all your talking with your
mouth. Give your money a chance to
say a word occasionally.
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Perish the thought.

Edwin-Yes, I was forced to wear a
pair Of SO pants.
Ferdy-Trousers, you mean.
Edwin-Not at 50, deah boy.--Pitts-
burg Post.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take ATT BEOMO QuinIne Tablets. Drug
gists refund money If it falls to cure. T.. VI.
GROVES signature is on each box. Csc.
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The Scale of Prices

The Scale of Prices.
Fresh Travelling Man-How much
for your regular dinner, honey?
Pretty Waiter Girl-Fifty cents
without honey, rs with.-Judge.
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Like a Politician.

Like a Politician.
Lawson-Bjones always thinks be.
fore he speaks, doesn't he?
Dawson-Yes, but he doesn't al
ways say what he thinks.
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Nor Woman. Either.

THAT girl who captured the burglar
got mad at me-"
What for?"
Il told Der she showed her back
bone"
You should have said her nerve
No girl likes to be told that her back.
bone shows."-Houston Post.
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Refuse to Sell ,rv;no R;r+hn,.o.

Sir Henry Irving's birthplace at
Keinton. Vaudeville, which was put
up at auction in London, was with
drawn at $4,000.
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A poor man never fully realizes the
blessings of poverty until after he
breaks into the taxdodgcr class.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind, Bleeding, Protrudhg Piles. Drug.
gIsts are authorized to refund money If PAZO
fails to cure In 6 to Ia days. SOC.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

If you would hitch your wagon to a
star, be sure it isn't merely a sky
rocket.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-01-18

Did it ever occur to you that the
easiest way to do a thing is to do 1t
rlgnt?
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Ejnnjuan EiIosofv.

FInnIgan FIIosoty.
TIL mon that phroudly holds imself
aloof from 'th' common people" is
thereby dom tn common people a
great Observation-Disclosures American.