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SCORES OF OTHER GAMES.

At Worcester, Mass.-Holy Cross, Is, YER
mont, 3.
At Orono. Me.-University of Maine, 5;
Massachusetts "Aggies," l.
At Champaign. Ill.-Illinos, 8; Amherst O.
At Atlanta, Ga.-Georgia Tech" IL;
Cumberland O.
South Atlantic League.
At Augusta-Columbia, g. Augusta, 2.
At Characterization. 7; Charleston, 2
American Association.
At st. Paul-St Paul, 3; Kansas City. 8.
At Observation-Disclosures 5; Toledo, l.
At Minneapolis-Minn 8; Milwau-
kee, 2.
At Observation-Disclosures 0; Louis
vile, ..
Connecticut League.
At Waterbury-Water 8; Springfield,
At New London-New London, 3; Holy
oke, 2.
At Norwich-Norwich, 5; New Haven, 4.
At Hartford-Hartford, 4; Bridgeport, g.
New England League
At Observation-Disclosures, 8: Lawrence, l.
At Observation-Disclosures 2; New Bed
ford, o.
At Lynn-LoweH, 4: Lynn, g.
At Haverhill-HaYerhill 9; Fall River a.
New York State League.
At TrOy-Troy. o: Utica, g.
Tt OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES s; Bingham
ton, 3,
At Syracuse-Syracuse, 2; WiIkesbarre 1.
At Albany-Albany, II; A, ]. and G., I.
Eastern League Scores.
At Toronto-Toronto, /; ersey City. A.
At Montreal-Montreal, 5; Newark, 6.
At Observation-Disclosures, A. BaIti-
more l.
At Ruffalo-Bufaio 3: Providence .
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FIRST base by errorS-St. STEPHEN o, = AfIIhgCOn
4. Left on bases-St stephens 10; Arlington, 5.
First base on bRlls-On Dawson. @; OF Kerr, 3.
Struck out-By Dawson 8; by Kerr. 3. Home run
Bryan Three-base hits-Dawson. Smith and NJ.
Fenton. Two-base hit-Rapp. Sacrifice hits-Car-
roll and Limburger. Stolen base-Bryan. Hit by
pIteher-By Dawson. /. Wild pitehes-Kerr ~ and
Dawson. Umpre-Mr Ed Handiboe Time OF
game-i hour and AZ minutes.
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National Ieag7,e Games Today.

Phnadclphla at Cincinnati.
New York at St Louis.
Brooklyn at Piitsburg.
Boston at Chicago.
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American League Clubs Standing.
National League Clubs Standing.
American League Games Today.

Cleveland ut Washington.
St Louis at Philadelphia.
Deroit at New York.
Chicago at Boston.
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Two-base hitsSullivan and Isbell. Three base
hits-lshell and Parent Sacrifice bits-Donohue,
ONeil aud Jones. Stolen bGses-Donohue, Robe,
Isben ~ and Jones. Double plays-AItrock to
Tsnnehill TO DOnohue; Tannehln to Isbell to Dono-
hue; Winter TO Goodwin. Hits-on Young. IN Is
inning of Winter, In % innings. First base
on bals-Of Winter, /; of Altrock. 2. Struck out
By Winter. 3; by Altrock, 3. Passed ball-Peter-
son Wild ptci-Winter. Umpire-Mr O'Lough-
LIN. Time OF game-1 hour and As minutes.
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Earned Agriculture, IL; Justice, l. Two
base hits-Taylor, Winston. Three-base hits
Hoffman,, Weber %, Winston. Stolen bases-Tay-
lor. Doyle, Burbank. Blelaski. Sacrifice hit
Brown First base bslls-On Hutchinson
of Brady, /. Struck out-By Hutchinson, 2; by
Sanders, u; by Brady, l. Left ON bases-Agri-
culture, s; Justice, 2. Wild pitch-Sanders. I'm
pire-Mr Collihower.
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Earned neutrality-suspicious., l. Fifth g. First
base by errors.Metropolitan, 2; Fifth, 3. Left on
-M NJ Z; Fifth. 10. First base on
baiis-On Frye, Z; Off Hester 2. Struck out-By
Hester, O.. Home run-Elet Three-base hit
Hester. Two-base hits-Briggs. Elet. Sacrifice
pier. Hines, Thompson (2) Wood o. Wynkoop
Drescher ~; Double play-Frye to McGregor to
Dampier. Hit by pitcher-By Hester 2 Wild
pitches-Frye. 2 Passed balls-McNally 2; Wood
l. Umpire-Mr. Belts. Time Of game-1 hour ana
. Minutes.
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st. Stephens Won Close Game.
st. Stephens institute base bail team 70,
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HOTELS, RESTAURANTS & CAFES.
WHERE TO DIM.

many of the hotels. That the chances Of
Pennsylvania. Cornell. Harvard and Yale
were better than any of the other colleges
seemed to be generally acknowledged but
which of the four would be most affected
by the strength of the other colleges in
some single event was a debatable ques-
ton. That second and third places count
ing three and two points, respectively,
would also have considerable bearing on
the general result was another matter for
speculation.
A number OF the athletes went to Cam
bridge during the morning for a little ex-
ercise on the cinder track or IN the fed.
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Earned rune-9E Rst6. &: =. RAtetok Z, First
bass By errors-St. Pst4. 4; 81 PafEiok s. lnei
on baees-1t. Patetek. 3; Sc Peter, & M kass
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CAPITAL CITY LEAGUE.
Standing Of the Clubs.
Today's Game.

National Athletic Cub 70. Atlantics at I8ti
and d stssts northeast.
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Totals. IL q

'Batted for Winter in ninth. tBatted for Free
N
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DEPARTMENTAL LEAGUE.
Standing of the Clubs.
Today's Game.
Aggies Swamped Justice.

Commerce and Labor vs.. War.
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BASE BALL, RACING
AND OTHER SPORTS

-inly outpIayed the locals in the last three
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st. Louis Made 1t Three
Straight Over Washington.
WOLFE PITCHED GOOD GAME
But Poor Support and Bad Judgment
Lost Out.
CLEVELAND OPENS HERE TODAY
Races at Gravesend - Nelson Fights
Herrera Tonight-Baltimore Horse
Show-Local Tennis Tourney.
WOLFE PITCHED GOOD GAME
CLEVELAND OPENS HERE TODAY

Show-Local Tennis Tourney.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

for felIow-man. individuals. will con
tinue to help their poorer brethren, as
OF yore, and more will do so to-day
many from selfish motives, seeing in
the signs of the times a day of retribu-
ton arriving; but universal reform and
Gods peace over the land, I fear, is not
yet.
Manifesto after manifesto has ee-
wildered the peasant, and unfultlled
promises have had their natural effect
on him. To-day he believes nothing;
he has become a skeptic, and may
prove a dangerous skeptic indeed. Fol-
lowing on promises of reform and free
dom m the subtle word Duma,
which the majority Of the peasants
take to mean a panacea for all wrong,
and they anxiously await to see what
this wonderful all-changing, all re-
forming Colossus al be-"
Here the count relapsed into a rev.
erie, and l asked the countess if, in the
event of agrarian trouble, she feared
disorder at Yassnaya Polyana. 'Trou-
BILE here is impossible, said She. My
husband is beloved on all hands," and
with a smile she added, He has never
failed his people in their hour of need,
and none would modest him, his family
or estate 1 then asked Tolstoy if he
had been reading the English newspa-
pers regarding the parliamentary cleo
ton. He said: Il have given up read
ing newspapers, as l gave up smok-
ing, and the result is to ones mind as
a breath of fresh morning air untaint-
ed by noxious odors. One feels indie
pendent of daily contact with the out
side world, which, up to the time ]
gave up newspaper reading, was nat
urally engendered by the habit of per
using the worlds press. No, l have
given 1t up for good. and am the bet
ter for it." He added significantly. as
he rose to go: The events happening
round us to-day here in Russia are
sufficient alone to demand ones whole
~attsrtion and absorb ones thought
H. p. KENNARD.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
TALK WITH TOLSTOY.
ON THE SUBJECT OF THE Rus
SIAN PEASANT.
When the Good Future Is to Come
with the Master-The Bewil-
dered Peasant Of To-
Nav

A talk with Toistoy to-day is of
more than ordinary interest in view of
the fact that the key of the Russian
problem is to be found in the present
and future deeds of the Russian peas
ants, among whom he is such a COM
handing hgurehead and by whom he is
so much beloved. l have lately visited
the patriarch at his house on the es-
late at Yassnaya Polyna, and found
him trimming over with health and
spirits, just returned from his daily
ride of 20 miles on horseback; a use
full bit of exercise for a veteran of IS.
He was clothed in his long roobashka,
or smock reaching from neck to mid
thigh, and wore trousers inserted be-
low the knee into his long sapogy, or
W%elIingtons. Round the waist ran a
band, and with his hands inserted on
either side beneath tia characteristic
attitude-he discussed Russia's woes.
| had asked him his opinion of the
future, and for a few moments he
smoothed his beard, coaxing it to a
point, and then, looking up, his pene-
trating eyes giancing at me from be-
meath his shaggy gray eyebrows, he
said: There are two futures-the inn
mediate future and the distant future.
Of the latter, l can only say that Rus
sia's future is great. Peace, happiness,
goodwill, freedom from iniquity, OPP
preston, wars, must come-the Master
will have it so, but when, is a question
| cannot hope to answer. Russia's
history of the future will be the his
tory of the people. And who are the
Russian people? Ninety per e are
peasahtry; it is the p~easantry in whose
hands is the future of Russia.
| asked, What is the Duma likely
to efect?" At the word "Duma' Toll
stoy's nervous hands elasped and un-
clasped, and he grasped the sides of his
armchair as he replied, The Duma
may do many things; all intellectual
people VIII recognize the u%ndoubted
benefit of an assembly Of n people for
the peoples good; but the peasant
generally speaking, has no conception
Of the meaning of the word. Those
who have been responsible in the Rus
sian past for the education and prog
ress of her %uncultured millions OF
peasants have so lamentably failed thaf
! to-day, when the question of improv-
ing the peasants status, meeting his
requirements, and alternating his con
dition has been forced on the powers
that be by sheer necessity, it is dom
with a rush, and the peasant mint
cannot grasp it. Lasting good ant
benefcent reform cannot be born en-
tirely of necessity-it must come from
the heart and be bred of mans low
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
UNDERGROUND CITY
ONE OF THE GREAT SIGHTS OF
AUSTRIA.
Hewn Out Of Solid Rock sa1t-of
Ancient origin-Take Weeks
TO Visit All the Won
derg.

Surely the most wonderful sight it
is possible to witness is the under.
ground world, hewn out Of solid rock
salt, which the out-of-the-way tray.
eler Will be amazed to come across In
the obscure little PoIish-Austrian
town of Wieliczka, five miles or so
from Cracow, and the principal cen
ter Of the salt industry of Galacia-
The mines are directly controlled by
the Austro-Hungarian minister OF
finance, through whom one must OBJ
tain permission to enter the salt cities
for, for some unexplained reason, the
salt is looked upon as so much gold,
even though this whole s-ubterranean
world is made of it. The record Of
these salt mines goes back as far as
the eleventh century, and they are
miles upon miles in length and contain
hundreds of miles of streets.
The entrance is hardly fairylike or
wonderful, consisting of a long. low
building above ground. containing the
offices of the administration
One goes down nowadays by an ordi-
nary lift, the old horsepower concern
being a thing of the past The present
writer, however, since time was no OBJ
ject, preferred to 90 down still more
gradually by means of the great zig
gag staircase hewn in the salt. The
first sensation on reaching one or the
other of the vast chambers is n al
most of terror at the vastness Of the
saloons. the thick darkness. and the
sombre echoes.
One Of the first sights shown in the
great city is the enormous expanse of
the Letow ballroom, which is lit up for
the visitors benefit If he chooses to
pay a few shillings-
This enormous ballroom dates back
to the early part of the eighteenth
century, and is named after Herr Le-
towski, the then director of the Ca
Iacian salt mines.
L asked, as we left the ballroom, how
far we were from the surface of the
sarth.
about go feet" my guide replied
And this tier is the first Of the sew
IN cities of our underground world Of
salt"
But only three of these levels ar'
opened to visitors.
The salt of this subterranean worl'
is c~uriously durable. as may be seer
from the fact that the great chande
Iers, though composed of mere string
Of salt crystals. have yet endured TO
centuries without melting or wearing
nut in any way.
In most caverns the guides use Ber
gai-lights. so that the loftier feature
Of the saloons, chapels and street
may be seen. To visit the seeon
city of this strange world, one d.
sends yet lower by a long series {
staircases hewn in the salt Gradua
~, as one nears the bottom, the colo
sal ~MichaeIowice" chamber loon
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

vaguely. with all its appalling mys-
terry. 1t was finished some time in
the eighteenth century, as a result of
40 or so years of labor. This vast
apartment is about 100 feet broad and
120 feet high.
Having seen this chamber we enter
some smaller saloons, each named
after some distinguished parsonage
The third tier, or city" of this
strange place contains the railway
station and an admirable restaurant.
"At this railway station" my guide
told me. esome ive-and-twenty miles
OF lines from all parts of the mines
meet. We keep the restaurant open
all through the summer for the bene
fit of tourists from Austria. Hungary.
Poland, Russia and Germany who
come to see us"
AS 1 have said, it would take a Wis.
itor weeks adequately to inspect this
strange city or series of cities.
The boat. or barge-one of the few
institutions of this strange world
which is not made of SALTS guided
through the various caverns by ropes
and pulleys, and the captain steers
with his feet on another rope.
There are is or 16 of these lakes
in various parts of the mine" I was
told. but this is the only one which
we allow visitors to navigate, for salt
masses are apt to drop from the roofs
of some of the Others"
In about 20 minutes we had com
pleted our tour of the lake.
Then a startling thing occurred.
Turning quickly, my guide shot on
his revolver, with truly startling eff.
feet. I thought the reverberating
echoes would neve cease, so repeated
and repeated were they, each repetition
growing more and more remote, until
at length the multiplied sounds died
away in the immense distance and i'm
pe%netrable blackness.
Altogether, there are upwards OF
1900 miners in the lower cities
alone. and each of them working about
nine hours a day. they produce 100000
tons of salt every year. They wors
with somewhat primitive implements
cutting their way laboriously through
the solid salt rock. leaving lovely
streets and alleys as they g q.
w. G. FITZGERALD
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

ranged for the
eyent. Fifteen rules have been framed
and they are more suitable for a dog
fight in this country than a eateh-as-
catch-can wrestling bout for the best
three falls in five. Biting. scratching
and pulling each others ears are stip-
uIated as being barred, and other spe-
cihcations are drawn up in a style that
must be truly English. Obstacles stood
in the way of a match so long thar
they seemed unsurmountable, as the
Turk wanted to take any 1 OF a
hold he could get, but a satisfactory
rrangement has finally e arrived
at. Ia bouts for the championship,
the stipulations in the articles or
agreement are generally such as to de-
fine positively what the contestants
may do. Were II not for that, there
would be nothing left for he referee
but to permit everything to go-stran-
gle. hammerloek, neck wrenching and
the whole category Of muscle-wreck-
| ing practices. Thus, as a general rule,
| exhibitions for the title are reasonably
clean. Ordinarily, the terrific and dan
gerous holds possible in wrestling are
not employed in ordinary matches. In
fact, one of these. the strangle, is al
most always barred. Another, the ham
merlock, is frequently ruled out in the
articles of agreement. But many OF
the matches which are wrestled, praeti-
/ cally in private, for big side stakes,
and with only the hackers and officials
in attendance, are affairs of agonizing
brutality, and frequently result in re-
markable exhibitions of endurance
and fortitude, and, too frequently. OF
mishaps in the way of breaks and
sprains.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
MAKING the Best of It.

"Td like to get a postage stamp,
said the little girl.
Here it u.s." said the druggist, hand
ing it out.
"This is a two-cent stamp, amt it?"
eyes"
"Hain't you got any one-eent
stamps?"
mo; we don't keep them"
well, l guess I'll have to take It,
hut it isn't what | want at all"
Flashing a %resenttul look at the
druggist she picked up the stamp
threw a cent on the showcase, and
walked out with the air Of a tragedy
queen.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

II H. C b a m p lOuSnlps-
Honors in the doubles were gathered
in by the two little Philadelphia roll
ers. Hamilton and Hussey, with 1858,
the best total yer made in tournament
play. From a field of over $50 players
Frank Favour of Oshkosh, Wis, won
the individual championship with a to-
tai Of 6e9 pins, the highest figure yet
recorded with the 1s-pound ball. In
making this record Favour used a
three-fingered ball slightly loaded on
one side, producing a big curve. On
his spares he used an ordinary All
Favour, who is a player of good ply
sique, won the high grand average In
the Wisconsin state championship, in
which he made an average of 206 for
nine games. With a total entry list OF
less than 20 per cent. in the present
tournament Chicago men landed al
most 80 per cent. of the cash prizes.
their totals being s2.490 in the fves,
s 1000 in the doubles and $881.75 in the
individuals. Their best work was ac-
complished in the hves, however. Phil
adelphia was second in the standing,
with S1,26S, while New York cashed
with all four of its teams. Peoria's
wonderful showing was $6O5. st. Louis
will be the scene of the next national
mees of the bowlers. Efforts of the
fasteners to have Philadelphia chosen
failed. and the plan of having the
tournament alternate between east and
west was s~idetracked. With St Louis
selection the Chicago delegates man.
aged to elect Robert H. Bryson of In
dianapolis the national president. Bry-
son was formerly secretary of the or
ganization- The congress decided to
admit clubs from Cuba, Mexico and
Canada.
Eastern bowlers are trying to form
an organization to rival the present
national organization. At a session Of
bowlers from Philadelphia, Newark
Buffalo, New York and Brooklyn, held
in Brooklyn the other day. it was de
cided TO appoint a committee composed
of three members from each of tbs
cities represented, and to invite al
cities to appoint committees Of thre'
members, to be represented at a meet
ing to be held in New York April i
t form the new organization
The worlds champion wrestler
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
Fashionable.

Aren't your hengs laying any eggs
now?" asked the man across the
street.
ooh, yes; plenty of EN-" replied the
man with the poultry.
"Don't hear 'em cackling any, so
supposed they were doing nothing to
cackle about
ooh, yes, they're laying eggs all
right, but they've all got tonsilttis and
can't cackle!"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
GOOD Jokes
Fooled Again.

Fooled Again.
Madam, you have a daughter. Does
she sing popular songs?"
mo, She"
Does she play on the piano?"
"No, She"
Does she paint in water or oil col
ors?"
mo, She"
Does she recite 'Curfew Shall Not
Ring To-night'?"
mo, She"
"She is the modern young girl for
whom / have been searching, with no
accomplishments. Present me to her,
madam"
But, my dear sir, you won't let me
speak. She is only 6 months old"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
A Business Failure.

We'll" he said dismally, after her
refusal, that is the first time l ever
failed in any enterprise l undertook"
But there is a difference between
love and business" replied Miss Gold
rox. None can deny your business
acumen, and"
There's where you're wrong. All
my friends know that l considered
this thing purely and simply as a finan-
cial stroke"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
Had MOT Decided.

Father of Three Daughters-Each
OF nv daughters will have a house
free from all membranes. Susie
will have the one at the crossroads,
Maggie will have the one at the hill,
and Rosie will have the n on the
river. l forgot to ask you which one
Of nv daughters you are in love with?
suitor-Er-er-T1l have to take a
,ook at the houses irst.-Fliegende
Blaetter.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
Couldn't Cash E

"Your nephew seemed to be an I'M
usually clever fellow in college. To
tell the truth, I thought so much
knowledge at his age would spoil him
How did he come out?"
ooh, all right. When he got out in
the world he found his opinions
weren't worth a cent"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
TroubIesome Thinas.

Redd-Which do you think gives a
man the most trouble-wives or auto
mobiles2
Greene-Well. in my case, I should
say wives.
do you really mean it,"
81 certainly dol I've had two wives.
but only one automobiIei"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
Did the Biz.

$50 you used some OF the liniment |
left here yesterday said the agent.
Didn't you find that IT worked well?"
81 should say sol" cried the lady
81 mistook it for the furniture polish
and it took all the skin of the piano
legs in one applicationi"-Detroit
Free Press.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

as the Russian
Lion" and Ahmed
Madrali, the Ter
rible Turk" have
been matched in
London to wrestle
for the worlds
championship. The
most interesting
news in connec-
ton with tn e
match is the Won
derful set of rules
that have been ar
rap0ad for the
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
OF Minor Importance.

"I have discovered e wonderful rem
edy," said the chemist.
What will it cure?' asked his
friend.
81 haven't decided yet" replied the
chemist. I'm going to take a day
of next week and hunt up a suitable
disease for it"-Chicago Daily News
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

"This," exclaimed the orator, "is a
decadent nation. AS before the fall Of
Rome everything was rotten, so to-day
in our erstwhile fair land every
thing"
Just here an egg struck him fairly.
His nostrils dilated.
81 desire" he continued, before re
firing, to add that this egg is %corrobor
alive evidence"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
Lest We Forqet.

"Old Coinleigh always carries a
pocket full of nickels. It's one of his
eccentricities."
Eyes. He used to be a street car
conductor before he fell into his
uncle's fortune, and he jingles the
nickels every once in a while to keep
himself from getting a swelled head"
Detroit Free Press.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
verisimilitude.

you do a good deal of wrangling
at your lodge meetings, don't you?"
why, yes; we have u little dis
agreements o and then. of course"
"Yet you call yourselves brothers"
well, why shouldn't we? Some
times we squabble and fight as if we
were real brothers."
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

knights, gathered
at Louisville from
all over the United
States, have again
returned to their
homes A Chicago
a has again
landed the team
championship, the
o OF the Cen
fury No / five of
2,794 winning the
first prize of $3.50.
This gives Chicago
five out of six
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12

81 trust, my lear madam. you real
lie the fact that you must husband
your resources"
II am doing my best. sir. l have
married of six daughters-"-Balti
more American.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1906-06-12
m,.n of The World.

Hell met two of the happiest men
,.st night it has ever been my lot to
: she-What was the trouble?
He-one of them had just been mar
r,ed and the other had just been di-
.orcad-Chicago News.