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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
COLLECTING DOUBLE.
when the Minister Had the Huck-
ster at His Mercy.

Gov. Blanchard, of Louisiana, was
describing the precautions that GER
tain veteran physician had taken
against the spread of contagious dis
ease.
Knowing the people he had to deal
with" Gov. Blanchard said, 'he saw
that his rules were carried out before
one of these people left their homes.
They had tricked him in the past. He
would not be tricked again. He was
like the Camden clergyman of my boy
hood.
This clergyman once married a GER
tain huckster who, after the ceremony,
declared he was unable to pay the
wedding fee. and 50. willy nilly, the
clergyman had to let linn off.
Some years later the good man
found the same huckster before him
with another woman. His first wife
had died Now he desired to yoke with
il second.
The minister was willing enough to
remarry the man. but this time he
would take precautions.
$50, leading the bridegroom to one
side, he held out his hand and said in
low voice:
MY fee.
"'Oh, yes, of course said the huck-
ster, confuScdly, and he placed bank
note in the clergyman's palm.
THANK you. said the clergyman.
with bland smile. That is for the
first time. Now we will have the fee
for this occasion, please
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
TRANSFORMATIONS.
Curious Results when Coffee Drink
ing Ia Abandoned,

Curious Results when Coffee Drink
ing Ia Abandoned.
1t is almost as hard for an old coffee
topper TO quit the use of coffee as 1t is
for a whIskey or tobacco tiend to break
of. except that the coffee user can Quit
coffee and take up Postum Food Coffee
without any feeling of n loss of the
morning beverage for when Postum is
well boiled and served with cream, II Is
really better in point of flavor than
most OF the coffee served nowadays,
and to the taste of the connoisseur 1t is
like the flavor of fine Java.
great transformation takes place in
the body within ten days or two weeks
after coffee is left of and Postum Food
Coffee used, for the reason that the poi
son to the nerves has been discontinued
and in its place is taken liquid that
contains the most powerful elements OF
nourishment.
1t is easy to make this test and prove
these statements by changing from cof'
fee TO Postum Food Coffee.
"There's a reason"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
TRY.

There's a victory yonder awaiting the
chap
Who greets with a laugh every downing
mishap.
Who loses the game with a CLINT in his
eye,
Who fights as he loses and dies full of
try.
Who tackles the ladder with vim and with
bounce,
And laughs when he lands at the foot
with jounce.
Who tightens his belt and with never a
sigh
Keeps falling and falling with heart full
of try.
He isn't defeated who dies In the fight,
If he had but lived he'd have finished all
right.
1t was fate stilled his laugh, and endeavor
put by,
While his jaw was firm set and his heart
full OF try.
And l know that up yonder when he has
cashed in
The loser will head many fellows who
win;
For we're judged when we win to ouI
homes in the sky
Not by our success. but the strength o.
our try.
Houston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
THE WHITEWASHING CAR.
Device for Freshening Walls of London's
Twopenny Tube.

Before quitting it's search for WAYS
and means of keeping New York's sub
way clean and wholesome, the operating
company might find it worth while to see
what practical value there is in u white
washing car such as is used in the Cen
trail London Railway company's tunnel,
better known as the twopenny tube.
This car, the motive power of which is
electricity, of course, is run through the
tube every night after traffic has stopped
or at least dwindled to the minimum
point of the days business. The car,
which was designed by the general man
ager of the company, is equipped with
tank holding many gallons of white
wash and an electric spraying pump.
The car moves along envelOped in a
creamy white, clean smelling mist caused
by the mixture of lime and water being
forced through finely pierced piping
against the top and sides of the tube.
The mist precipitates on the walls, Civ
ing them a fresh coat of whitewash ey-
cry twenty-four hours.-New York Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

03I37'
him at his game. She wants to be d dead game
sport herself Maybe time she will be but she
has much lose before that time Whether what she
gains will compensate, who can tell?
Before she gains perfect equality with man she must
be ready to do away with ghlantry in favor of plain
cold courtesy. She must give up romance. She must
not demand Difference because she is The
whole story of life be essentially changed Unless
1t be changed she claim equal rights with
though she receive the ballot
Susan 3. Anthony gave the away when she OBJ
jeced having placed in certain spot fire.
quented by She said she did feel that she would
be in good company Why then has she spent her whole
life trying to get her into this same company?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
OPEN PUBLICITY THE BEST
GUARANTY OF MERIT.

When the maker of a medicine, sold
through druggists for family use, takes
his patients fully into his confidence BY
frankly and fearlessly publishing broad
a full list of all it's ingredients IN plain
English, this action on his part is the
best possible evidence that he is not
afraid to have the search light OF inYes-
tigation turned full upon his formula
and that It will bear the fullest scrutiny
and the most thorough investigation.
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Tor the
cure Of the weaknesses, periodical pains
and functional arrangements OF the or
gans distinctly feminine, is the only medl-
cine put up for sale through druggists Tor
woman's special use, the maker OF when
is not afraid to take his patients into
his full confidence by such open and
honest publicity.
glance at the published ingredients
on each bottle wrapper, will show that IL
is made wholly from native, American
medicinal roots, that it contains no pol
sonous or habit-forming drugs, no mar,
cotics and no alcohol-pure, triple-renhcq
glycerine, of proper strength being uScd
instead Of the commonly employed aico.
hoi, both for extracting and preserving
the active medicinal properties founu IL
the roots of the American forest pianOs
employed. 1t Is the only medicine LOT
women's peculiar diseases, sold. by drug
gists, that does not contain a large per
centage OF alcohol, which is in the long
run so harmful to woman's delicate. nelE-
Gus system. Now, glycerine is perfectly
harmless, and serves a valuable purpose
by possessing intrinsic value all Its own,
and besides it enhances the curative
effect of tho other Ingredients entering
into the rFavorite Prescription"
Some of the ablest medical writers ana ana
teachers endorse these views and praise
all the several ingredients Of which + y
vorite Prescription" is composed - re- rec,
ommending them for the cure OF t1'
very same diseases for which this "ot'1
famed medicine is advised. No, o.Lo.
medicine for women has any such E%
fesStoldI endorSement-worth more man 1f
any number of ordinary Testimonials. NJ IL
interested. send name and address 70 ~ ~,
r. V. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y, for his ..I'.3}
book of extracts from the worh2 u
eminent medical writer's and teacue,Sii
endorsing the several ingredients aI.,
telling just what d.. Pierce's medicine
are made Of. It's free for the asking
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
Hard to Kill an Ant.

Ants are really very long lived. con
sideTing their minuteness. Janet had two
queens under observation for ten years.
and one of Sir John LubbOcks ant pets
lived into her fifteenth year.
Ants are very tenacious Of life after Sc
we're injury Following loss of the entire
abdomen they sometimes live two weeks.
and in one case headless ant, carefully
decapitated by aseptic surgery, lived
for forty-one days. carpenter ant
after being submerged eight days in dis
titled water, came to life upon being
dried, so that they are practically proof
against drowning
They can live for long periods with
ont food; in one case the fast lasted
nearly nine months before the ant
starved to death-Scientifc American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
Born with Heat Outside.

A case which physicians say is with
out parallel in medical annals was re-
vealed in Newark. y. j., by the death
Of male child which was born with its
heart outside the child's body, but 50 at
tached that its functions were regularly
performed. Except for the heart, the in
FAINT was normally healthy. The heart,
pulsating at the rate Of twenty beats 4
minute, shook the tiny body. 1t had
grown to a large size before death, due,
physicians think, because it had not been
confined in the body. The mother and
child were removed to a private hospital,
the doctor having decided that an opera
ton would be necessary. 1t was hoped
that the organ could be placed in its
proper position, but the efforts of the
physicians were unavailing. Physicians
from New York, Philadelphia. Boston
and many other cities have visited the
hospital
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
BOYS HEAD ONE SOLID SORE.
Hair All Came out-Under Doctor
Three Months and No Better
-Cuticura Works Wonders.

Three Months and No Better
-Cuticura Works Wonders.
Mr a. G. Barnett. proprietor of
general store In Award, Oklahoma,
tells in the following grateful letter
how Cuticura cured his son Of ter.
rible eczema, my little boy had
eczema His head was one solid sore,
all over his scalp; his hair all came
out. and he suffered very much |
had a physician treat him. but at the
end Of three months he was no better
4 remembered that the Cutlcura Rene
dies had cured me, and after giving
him two bottles of CutIcura Resolv.
,ent, according to directions. and using
'Cuticura Soap and Ointment on him
daily. his eczema left him. his hair
grew again, and he has ne ger had any
eczema since. We use the Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment, and they keep our
skin soft and healthy. / cheerfully
recommend the Cuticura Remedies for
oil cases Of eczema. A. c. Barnett.
Mar. 80. 1905"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

Well. 1t went on that way fer about
month sttddy an then all of sud
den Cal married Luclndy Palmer Saw /,
You might have pushed me over with
spear OF ticklegrass when | heard
about it, Lucindy wus mighty fine
gal, but she hadn't no more style about
her than mud fence. She had 81
necklls o coral beads an a cameo ring
an that wus all the joolry she ever
owned In her life. l couldn't b1ieve II
ontil l met Cal day or two after an,
asst him if it RELY wus so.
1 reckon it is, he says.
An you beauin' that gal Of OF Snv.
dacker's around all the timer 1 saws.
No beauiu' about it, he SAYS; that
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
A CLERKS LIVING
a Months Expenses of One aat ~. p
of the LadderD 20

VI lAc LdQuSE.
| left Fields on August ~ .f..u
ty-hye days and twenty-fve lllF,
work: Ny salary for that time N'sAts
fortnIghtly on Tuesdays UP 10 ~. PAM
yious Saturday, was s5S.32. 'D ,,. pre-
money. $3.50. 1t cost me Ia r upper
these re six weeks. practicing ec ,',g ioF
S0Sb2. l spent 80 cents Der d;a+..' y
food, 43 cents for my room. ! -. I9r
for clothes, and sundries. Il cen 81 yee s
iuxurles tips, newspapers. rLS-;a.9'
drinks, theater, candy, hosnitaIity ',
medicinel,. 10 cents for laundry and ana
correspondence and stationery. 2 c csll.
o Earl ana cents toilet articles NJ
had L been content with two beers a ,rs9
a free grab" the supper of mos ~ ' '.l
night workers. But 80 cents doy ' ~
vided by three does not provide 1 Nh "
nately elegant or luxurious resta '-g.il,
meals. The cheap lunchroom for staa NY
diet in the hot months | do NOT -!
mend. But $40 week clerks. Ike a.
aIiied class, cannot be choosers if tbag
work downtown, away from the hoerj
ing houseS.-The Reader
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

weeks. After being given up, l began
using Doan's Kidney Pills. In con.
pie of months l regained my old health
and now weigh 1888 pounds. Twelve
boxes did it, and have been we'll two
years"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo. ~ Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
over the Telephone In Russia.

The telephone. it is said, makes slow
progress in Russia, and small wonder
Fancy man going to an instrument
and shouting;
"Halloa! Is that you, Dyisastkiv-
smartvoiczski?'
No. it is Observation-Disclosures
stiffsgrowoff. Who is that speaking?"
- s m c Observation-Disclosures
chokemof. l want to know if Xlifero-
IN a skefiiskillmajuwc
bierski is still stopping with Dvisasp-
ACKNOWLEDGMENT IBID Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

gal was the sllckest dressed gal ever
come inter these parts. Gosh. She had
the purtiest little white hans an the
Arndest little feet an, Wash, you seen
low she dressed. Them fixin's she has
why, Christmas. Jest to see an look
at her or have her settin' alongside o.
you in buggy an git Whit o. that
smellum-good. l tell you 1 never had
sech a time in my life
Then why didn't you spunk up an
marry her?' says
'Shucks!' says Cal. Do you reckon
I'd have took any pleasure in all that
If had to pay for 1t? Well, | guess
not. Them fixin's cost money"
Pretty cute, wasn't hep" remarked
the storekeeper.
IL don't know" said Hancock. AZ
ter | left him druv right by the Sny-
dacker cottage an the gal was settin'
out on the porch. more fixed up to kill
than ever, an settin' alongside her was
Teller all dressed to kill, too, with
one o these single barrel eyeglasses an
baggy breaches tucked into his. yaller
boots. | reckon oil man Snydacker
knowed what he was latin at."-Chi-
cage Daily News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

- OSH :" exclaimed Marvin Parsons
W7 under his breath.
~ Washington Hancock followed
the direction of his fellow loafer's eyes
to where young woman in poppy
colored blouse and carrying a poppy
colored parasol was picking her way
daintily through the dust to cross the
street.
Look at them white gloves comm
way up to her elbows" whispered Par
sons. Hold me, Wash! Take right
good grip Of my arm an don't let go
till she passes. Cracky!'
shes with her pap" volunteered the
storekeeper. Him an her comes down
from st. Joe. The OF mans in the lum-
Der business an he's ben around to
look Mt that white oak tract Of Sim
Atterbury's calculates to buy it. l
guess"
See what you'd have ter buck IN
against. Marve?" said Parsons.
Jest as soon keep her company as
not?'
II certainly would"
You're reckless" said Hancock 1T
don't do fer a young man like Won ter
be too reckless when there's gals around
fixed up that way. You ought ter he
like Cal Davis over In Penrose town
ship. Cal KEEP gal like that com
| pany one time.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

existing evils this connection gain and loss exhibits
should be required showing the percentage of loading
expended. ANY fictitious sales loans should be pro-
hbited Officers Of life insurance companies should not
be permitted accept office any other corporation
carrying with any compensation. No life insurance
company should be permitted TO controlling inter-
in any bank trust company any other corporation
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
WHAT IS REAL FREED0M9
BY Juliet v. Strauss.

Woman is the creature who is al
ways clamoring for freedom and new
err getting it. This is because she
doesn't know 1t when she sees 1t. She
doesn't know that freedom begins by
accepting the inevitable, or IL she
does know that. she fails to recognize
the Inevitable.
The only way woman can always
he sure OF beating the game is to play
only the game that she knows. But
she gets tired of that. She wishes to
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
punching Anniversaries.

There's young man who's a money
saver. He'll be rich some day"
Whats he dOne?"
We'll, for one thing, he married a
girl whose birthday comes on the 18th
of December. and he insisted on being
married ON that day, too. cleveland
I en der.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

shes bringing up her daughters in
an oldfashioned. sensible way"
"She is"
Eyes. Any of them can go into the
kitchen and make good, chemical an
alysls. Philadelphia Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

for fifteen years
1 had kidney trou.
bles, and though I
d o c t ored faithfully,
could not find a cure
l had heavy back.
aches. dizzy head.
aches and terrible uri.
nary disorders. One
day l collapsed. fell
lnsensible on the side.
walk, and then vast.
ed away in bed forten
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

more'n little. but guess they all
wished they'd got his nerve. Blamed
II he wusn't there up at the house set
tin on the porch or suthin' most every
night that he wusn't takin' the gal ont
buggy ridin
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
Won't Wear Leather Shoes

London has vegetarians who go to the
extreme of refusing to wear shoes that
have the animal faint" of leather. They
wear shoes made of rubber, canvas and
bright American cloth"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

Her pap came down on business. too.
an brung her along to keep him com.
p'ny, only this business was a railroad
He was richer than mud an. shoe, II
you'd seen the di'munds an rubies an
rings an bracelets an silks an satlns
that gal wore you wouldn't have look.
ed twice at this un.
'Wa-alL sir, Cal Davis seen her
passin' along the street one time in
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
Remember This.

Good temper is a splendid thing,
But don't abuse il.
You never know how good it was
Until you lose it.
philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

MRS. wINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teethiug; softens the gums. reduces IN
Ga mmation. allsys pain. cures wind collie. y
cents a bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

their business at total expense not exceeding y
cent Of their total income law limiting the compensa
ton to be paid for business If properly framed think
would be desirable, and greater expenditure the
part of any company than the total loading for expenses
U.s. to my mind, dangerous and unwse and should be
guarded against by legislation.
The thing desirable above everything else is com
plete publicity. That, properly arranged and well
red out would be a cure-a for If not all of the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
The Whole Trouble.

mir. Richley had nothing but praise
for your work for him before the citi-
zens' committee" said the friend.
Yes" replied the lobbyist. gloomilv.
nothing but praise. - Philadelphia
Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

"A new director of the Vatican astro-
nomical observatory has just been named
by the Pope in the person of Father Ha-
gen Of the Jesuit order.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

Whitney, the inventor of the cotton
gin. did not make a cent out of his idea.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

Whenever a woman relative is near
a boy who is eating, he is sure to hear
this sentence pretty often: Don't eat
so fHst."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

the things that Cypress in private life.
A new standard has been established-new, yet old
just honesty that ALL The remedy for corruption has
been the of the people There nothing
a corrupt man fears than aroused public con-
The prisons may be filed with grafters yet
the people Indifferent grating go on just the
On the other hand, very few may get where
they belong yet if the people aroused grating
stopped with the force of public sentiment.
The CRATER as a rule, does know good from bad.
All he knows is politics. But he knows good politics
from bad politics He is being taught that grating is
politics. and when this shall have been learned
thoroughly the revolution will be victorious and good gov
eminent will be enthroned.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
MORAL AWAKENING OF THE PEOPLE.
By Gov. Joseph w. Folk.

wonderful revolution has been wrought in
the consciences of mankind in the last four
years. We had got to point in this country
where patriotism meant little more than a
word Many men had patriotism on their lips
and treason in their hearts. The moral awak-
ening that is now sweeping the country Is sim
ply the patriotism that comes from the hearts
of the people-a determination to stamp out
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19

work from early morning until late night to earn
bare living The sons and daughters of mionaires who
have made fortunes in such lines dleness
This reprehensbe vagrancy than that of the
poorer classes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
OCCUPATION FOR MILLIoNAIREs.
By Gertrude Barunn1.

Z The millionaire class would have less time
Il for golf and automObng and yachting and
other diversions Of killing time If they would
become Interested in the welfare of the people
who are creating their wealth. Take almost
lany millionaire and you will find his children
living upon profits wrung from the working
lclasses. Fortunes have been made in the Iaun-
dry industry, where girls in steaming rooms
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
REFORMING LIFE INSURANCE.
By Gage E. TarbeH.

There is no denying that there has been too
great a race for life insurance business
that the last few million dollars written annu-
ally by the larger companies have increased
the cost somewhat. In fact, l believe that the
cost of conducting the business should be mate
rally reduced during the next five years, and
l hope to see at the expiration of that time
the leading companies of this country transact
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
WASTED TO A SHADOW.

But Found a Cure After Fistaa.
Years of Suffering.
A. Fl. Stotts, messenger at tbs
State Capitol, Columbus, Ohio, saws
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-19
THE SNYDACKER GIRL

u OSH :" exclaimed Marvin Parsons
VS7 under his breath.
~ Washington Hnncoclx followed
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1906-02-03
FINAL PLANS BEING MADE
Douglas County Endevoring to Hold
Freight Traffic


County Commissioners Hellwink;e
and Shacht, accompanied by a corps
of surveyors, left Gardnerville Wednes
day morning for Hoye-canyon, where
they will make definate plans relating
to the proposed road. Commissioner
Hellwinkel informs us that much care
will be exerted in selecting the route
in order to select the most feasible
one ana as soon as the surveyors
hand in their reports and one is ac-
septed by the board. bids will tie
called for and the construction work
will commence.
The commissioners are desiriOus Of
completing this new road at the earli-
est possible moment as they realize
as do many private individuals IN
this section. the good that will ulti-
ton. 1t is the only possible way 70
insure the Mono county freight to
continue to come this way Much
effort is being made by the Mason
Valley people to get this trade 10
TFahuska. as they fully realize the
! vast benefits that would be derived
thereby. However, Notwithstanding
their concentrated efforts 70 capture
this trade very little can be accomp
lished by them as with the completion
! Of this new stretch of wagon road an
the railroad terminus at this point i
viii make Carson Valley the natura
outlet to the rich mining section
south of us-Record Courier.