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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-07-19
zpTdyy I Wagner.

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navsteve II sve dcery, ri. Antoni'
ma Charvata.
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Wagneia z L~esterville hyly zdc
ndvstGvou II pi. Y. J. Jandove mi.
nulF ttden.
III. F.lioratka n dcera 2 Tdbora
byly zde naystevou u znamfch.
Pi. Fl. Rokuska n dGti 2 Lester.
vile deli zdc ia navstG,e II znd.
mych.
Anton Rokus K a manzelka cd
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Steve.
karel Wagner zrentovll farmu
oil syGho bratra Barty. Go Karel
zlmtsli. uslySime bro Z kazatel.
ny. Barta pal; hodla Sc odebrat
do Colorado k vuli zdrayi.
Tento tldep isem nemel mnoho
Gasu. nebot mann mnoho prdce Y
poll a nezb(,a h2 mnoho ma sbird
nj zpray.
TGsi mne. re mas strejda Nctru.
ba, pfi vsem tom oslavovdni 4ho
d2llaic, sta,tu6 Il fez rohromy
vyvaal. Jestli do sebe nall toho
'astencctvf velkou miru, mohl
snadno n6<de k~lesnout pod Thou
tou do louie n tam znstat lezet.
jak Sc zhusta dele. Doufam vsak
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-07-19
ElEGlt I RtStRvACE.
Traglcko-komicks de-. sepsal ]. n. LEX
II bksnlla iedakcel

TraglckO-komickS de-. sepsal ]. II. lie
Il basnila iedakcel
oh. byla To lsska. li,ka tako train.
mIioval iL. Qua jeho. sudte kAidy am.
Bylt on junk Iako .edle.
doIviIe " o tom hnedi.;
ona dsva spanlli
Jako poupe rozmila.
Ns pies thtei OH dsyu ysiu
tod Il mus,l pospisl,i
kucar kone obstaral.
a "a devon ~ vydal.
Edyi X nj pfiiel "a soumrALu
bylo niu 10 vetu K yIteku,
deva krsvy dojlla
ahotova nebyla.
RoIkGzay jf Ne ustrojIu
uOcai krayky sam dniiii:
uadohu a stoiicku-
DOLL milou ktsvicku.
Eravka ale miskou jsouce,
potrcstala jcJ We rhNilre:
uohuu mrskla- cha. cha, cha,
Iunak dostal do bficha.
ydekm sslnaL II " mrrho.
pfrkdN u mole b~fIcho'"-
Holt kravu pdrkrGt mar.
apotal % doh, IAs.
Peilek plnJ: doIf chu,i.
is,a L ,ismsvu ~ mutt
'nrcmn. co Ia hulka della,
snad 80 ufcce rtistrojila.
ia Jc hotor. eeks milou:
ktayou ga,e eeri SfIou.
nolIou miskla p~tevelice.
amaut della kotrn eice.
Tu pfIchazi iclo mlia.
ustrujena jake via.
"Milf LoJro. COS delal
a. ~ celS umaEar"
Lola na 10 AM neck
ale popad' velkS klarck.
do kriyy 80 hnrd daI.
litbct Jf crlS ~EvaLhovAL
"Tu mas mrho "a tvou drsust.
dojcni man veru IA dos,''.
"a mile ~ otoCil.
du kotiru hned sEojiL
bal u Cd u Dolby Lvinde.
mllou g. Il Made jinde.
ktrId. kdyik nf pfijsde
podoJino NIT bude.
Mlsdeacl q panny cudnG
poutunf toto nudne
dobte 4 pamatujte
nc TAX vldy icdnc,c.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-07-19
Farma ma PrOdej.

Farma ma Prodej. Pekny klein
1 mile severo-z apadne cd Lake
Andes. 90 akrn poli oseto pseni.
Ct. rroda Sc IN 5000 j 5 Grodou
(tfeti dil). pakli Sc pfihlasi kupec
do Tho srpna. Wagner Bratfi.
Tabor, >. ID.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-07-19
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Potfebujete
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limo.
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Frank Peka
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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18
4 oUEER MOVE IN nER1rN

The recent wholesale and arbitrary
expulsion of Russians-some Of them of
high social literary, or artistic stand
ing-from Berlin and its suburbs has
provoked energetic protests from the
German Liberal and Socialistlc press.
The Berliner Tageblatt ridicules the
attempts of the inspired journals to
justify the action of the police by as
sorting that it had been directed solely
against persons who would, if allowed
to remain, become a menace to public
order and a charge upon the municipal
authorities, and disolaiming all political
or religious reasons. 1t declares that it
possesses proofs that the orders for
expulsion, which are photographed and
are all scientifically worded, spare
neither the millionaire, nor the scholar;
neither the matriculated student, nor
the fifteen ear-old-attendant of a
girls school; neither the laborer in
employment, nor the seventy fve-year
old servant maid, who has for twenty
years been in the service of the one
and the same German family" The
statement that expulsion has been
made with the knowledge and cooper
alton of the German Jewish Relief So
ciety has been officially denied by that
organization. According to the Berliner
Tageblatt the action of the authorities
is not due to the hasty or ignorant de-
cisions of subordinate officials, Re-
nonstrances addressed to the repre-
sentatives of the president of the Ber-
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ARE We H4Y1NG roo MUCHq

We have been having Yale beer and
Harvard beer for some time, and now
it looks as if we were going to have
John Brown whisky. Yesterday the
Patent office issued a trademark to
James M, Carroll, of Torrington, in this
State, which consists of a label for
whisky, with picture of the birthplace
of John Brown on it, inclosed in bor-
der having thereon the following
words: birthplace of John Brown,
hero of Harper's Ferry born in Tor
rington, Conn, May 9, 1900" Objec-
ton was made to the Patent office
against issuing such label, and Con-
gresham Hill has held it up for a
month. The objections were not, how
ever, taken seriously enough to war;
rant the Patent Office in refusing the
trademark, under the law.
Aren't we having little too much?
II this thing continues we may yet be
drinking Associated Civic Societies gin.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18
Modern Therapeutics.

went to modern doctor to learn
what it was was wrong.
I'd lately been off my fodder, and life
was no more song,
He felt Of my pulse as they all do, ne
gazed at my outstretched tongue;
He took off my coat and weskitt and
harked at each wheeling lung.
lie fed me small glass penstalk with
figures upon the side,
And this was his final verdict when all
of my marks he'd spied;
do you eat fried eggs? Then quit it.
Don't you? Then hurry and eat EN-.
Along with some hay that was cut in
May
There are no other foods to beat EN-.
Do you walk? Then stop instanter--
For exercise will not do
For people with whom 1t doesn't agree
And this is the rule for you:
Just quit whatever you do do
And begin whatever you don't;
For what you don't do may agree
with you
AS whatever you do do DON'T
Yea, thus saith the modern doctor,
Tradition be double burned!
What the oldsters knew was nothing
compared to the things we've learn
ed.
There's nothing in this or that thing
THAT'S certain IN every case
Any more than single bonnets be-
coming to every face.
It's all In the diagnosis that tells us
the patients fix
The modern who knows his business Is
up to host of thicks,
Do you eat roast pork? Then stop It.
You don't? Then get after it quickly,
For the long-eared ass gives the laugh
to grass
And delights in the weed that's
pricltly.
Do you sleep with the windows open2
Then batten them good and tight
And swallow the same old fetid air
Through all Of the snoozesome niht
Just quit whatever you do do
And do whatever you don't;
For what you don't do may agree
with you
AS whatever you do do don't"
Judge
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18
CONSCIENTIOUS AND CONSISTENT


Awhile ago there was little exhibition
Of conscience about tainted" money,
and some good and distinguished men
protested against the acceptance and
use of such money by churches and
colleges. Other good and distinguished
men were not sensitive about it, and
seemed to think that the more tainted
money the Lord could get the less the
devil would have. But no such protest
against tainted money was made by
any conscientious man as has been
made by conscientious woman-Miss
Mary e. Byrd, who has been at the
head of the astronomical department
Of Smith college for nearly twenty
years, and has rendered her resigna-
ton. She gives as her reason for re-
signing that she does not want to be a
teacher in a college that accepts gifts
of tainted money from Rockefeller and
Carnegie. She believes it wholly in
consistent for a college with the high
ideals in educating young women such
as Smith college sets to receive money
acquired as that of Rockefeller and
Carnegie. Mr.. Rockefeller three years
ago gave the college 100000, and last
year Mr.. Carnegie gave the college
$62, 800. None Of the money has been
used for the purpose given-that Of
erecting needed buildings--but is to be
used soon.
Miss Smith is certainly as consistent
as she is conscientious, and her action
will make some stir OF course it will
not be called wise" by those who are
seeking to get along in this world cas-
| lily and comfortably, but it looks wise
to her. Her example will probably not
be widely initiated, because those who
feel that they ought to initiate it will
be unable to decide about it's wisdom.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18
NOT As PRETTY AS 1T LOOKS.

The teachers club of Boston has made
a proposition that the school children
in the United States join in erecting a
memorial school building in San Fran
cisco. A committee appointed by SUI
perintendent Brooks has mailed to ev-
cry school superintendent in the coun-
try letter urging that the school
children be permitted to contribute to
this object. 1t is stated that in Boston
the children in elementary schools are
limited to a contribution of five cents
and high school children to one CT ten
cents. 1t is added that it is expected
that about $4,000 will be raised in Bos-
ton by this process.
All very pretty, but perhaps the
schools Of the country shouldn't be
systematically worked in this way.
There are children, even in this rich
country, who can't afford to give even
small sums to worthy objects, and
they shouldn't be asked to. 1t is well
enough for the grown-up children to
give and carefully read the lists to
see whether they have given about
right, but the little children should
have freedom from subscription papers
and some things that go with them.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18
Dub-What did she do?

Dub-What did she do?
Flub-Wished the bride many happy
returns of the day.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Mother--Johnny didn't tell you to
save part Of that pretzel for your little
sister?
Johnny-No, ma am. You told me not
to eat the "hole" of it, so I only ate the
Irim.-Princeton Tiger.
Baeon-Have you noticed what ride
ulously high prices have been paid for
seats on the New York stock exchanged
Egbert-Yes; I guess they've been
bought from the sidewalk spectators. "
I-Yonkers Statesman.
Green-some men &c through the
world as if they owned it. wis. |
could do it.
Brown-Well, why don't you save. up
your loose change and invest in an au-
Itomobile?-Chicago News
rs Jones still holding that govern
ment Officer"
mo. he's out of it now
Fired for grafting?"
"No."
when did he die?"-Cleveland Lead
| er.
Father (sternly)-Now, Sophia, some
thing must be done to reduce your ex-
penses. You are actually spending
more than your allowance.
Daughter-It isn't my fault, father;
i've done my best to get you to increase
| it.-Brooklyn Life.
Lets go round and call on Mrs
Gossip"
mot for the world"
why, have you quarrelled with
herr"
mo; but happen to know that she
| is at home Houston Post.
Look here!" cried the stationer, who
had just moved into new quarters, this
bill of yours is extortionate. It's an
outrageous charge just for moving
things"
"Oh, l don't know" replied the cart
er, ut amt as high as your charges
for stationery things "-Philadelphia
Press.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18
Good words for a GOOD caune.
10 Editor Of the journal and Courier

To Editor Of the Journal and Courier:
While such vigorous and amusing
pens as are used BY "Quidnunc' and
Herr Won Sealskin" employ them
selves in the attitude portrayed in your
columns of Thursday it requires some
courage to appear in championship on
the other side of the question. l have
no intention of answering their ques-
lions.
The fact that one-half of the world,
or a small band Of its people, manifest
the spirit of broad humanity towards
the other half is commendtable. The
miseries Of the world have never been
relieved by those who sat at home and
did nothing, or by those who spent
their energy in the direction Of criti-
cism unfriendly and sarcastic. Think
| ing people are prone to seek for the
motive which leads to pronounced opin-
ion or action. Can ii be that jealousy
or the bitterness of continued misfor-
tune causes the sneers and ridicule
which appear, from some quarters, to
be the only resultant from contem-
plation of the efforts of the Associated
Societies? My limited reading has fail
| ed to put me in possession of the knowl-
edge of any great enterprise, along inn
provement lines, being begun other thar
feebly, strugglingly and many times
mistakenly. 1t seems more manly anc
honest to look at the motive and OBJ.
ject, to give help by wise suggestion, t
advance by sincere sympathy, to sup.
port by ones presence, than to pokt
fun at an objective movement anc
make it the subject of ridicule and sar.
casm. The artists touch is only acquir.
ed by years Of practice; the physician''
skill increases with his experience. L
is not to be expected that those eager
sympathetic souls, reused to a desire t.
relieve the hard and pitiful conditions
of some of their fellow-beings, SHOULD
find at once the best or wisest effectua
way Of obtaining their desire, From
the east and the west roll the waves o.
suffering protest against tyranniei
great; enraged and bitter and fierce
the power which set them rolling ant
the shores upon which they beat vii
bear the mark of their violence
Against this appalling force we see GER
tain small but sure evidences that th'
situation is considered seriously by
those in power to ameliorate. There II
an exhibition of interest and broad
ness of sympathy which makes it pos
sible to view a subject from all sides
This spirit is too earnest, too high ii
it's ideal, to merit anything save fai
and courteous attention, or, at least
dignified silence.
KEITH SAINT JOHN.
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REDUCED.

Mrs. shopper-I wish to buy present
for a servant girl, Can you suggest
something appropriate?
salesman-Certainly. Give her trav-
cling bag.-Judge.
OF all sad words
With which we're hit,
The worst are: Dear
Sir: Please remit"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Piggmus-I'm glad 1t is good form not
to wear a watch with dress suit.
Dismukes-Why?
Piggmus-Because l never have both
at the same time.--American Specta-
tor.
Flub-The Chicago woman made a
queer break at the wedding.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

lin police, it says elected the reply
that the steps taken were irrev-
ocable. No complaints, however,
appear to have been made by the
Russian government, which announces,
that only Russian subjects
without means 10 support themselves
have been compelled to leave Prussia.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18
ADVERTISING RATEn

Rituatious, wantS Rent& ana other
small advertisements, One Cent Word
sach inssrtion. Five Cents q Word for
G fun week.
Display advertisements. per inch one
assertion. sL2o each gub0equent inser.
eaon, 90 cents; ono week. SS.A0s one
month. $40: ono year. $40.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

you objected to Jack because he had
to work for living, didn't you, NAM
MAJ"
Yes, my dear He doesn't belong to
our class"
well, it's all right now. May he call
tonight"
Has some one left him a fortune?"
No, but he's lost his job."-Cleveland
Leader.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

1t Is told Of Herbert Spencer that
when out for drive from time to
time he would have his carriage stop
ped, no matter If in a crowded Lon
don street, till he had felt of his pulse
If 1t is was regular the drive continued;
if not, he went directly home.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

In the list of 281 applicants for license
to practice medicine in Mississippi
twenty-one are negroes and one is a
white woman. The only female appn-
cant is a woman Of perhaps fifty years,
who comes from Michigan.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

There's money in oil. After expend-
ing 100000 in prospecting for oil in
the nedghborhood of Gaspe, Quebec, the
company engaged abandoned the field
and disposed of its machinery and
Tools.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

Business is business. 1t is reported
that a company has been formed in
Berlin for the purpose of importing and
selling water from the river Jordan for
purposes of baptism. The water is to
sell for Is marks ($36O) a bottle (size
not stated), and every pastor who sells
a bottle Of it is entitled to discount Of
four marks.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

DnrIvERRD By CARRIERS IN THE
CITY, u CENTS A WEEK. 60 CENTS
q MONTH, 50 FOR SIX MONTHS. 50
q YEAR. THE SAME TERMS BY
MALI aIM0Ln COPIES. 8 CENrA
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

The military authorities at Fort
Riley, Kansas, are entirely satisfied
with the decision of the Controller of
the Treasury, so much in their behalf,
as to require of them no payment to a
civil officer who arrested a man on the
superstition that he was a deserter
The latter turned out to be an ex-
soldier, and the civil officer claimed a
reward or some compensation, or at
least reimbursement of expenses, be-
cause the telegram of instructions to
him from Fort Riley contained the
words usual reward" 1t appeared
that the man confessed desertion, but
claimed that he had been discharged
for service, which was a fact not COM
municated to the officer at Fort Riley
by the official who made the arrest
The Controller says that this lack of
full information amounted to mislead-
ing the military authorities, who might
have made an Investigation had they
known the assertion of discharge and
much expense and trouble would have
been prevented. The case has at
tracted much attention in the army,
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

where the question Of paying rewards
for the apprehension of deserters has
assumed awkward legal aspects.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

"A London woman had her husband
arrested for assaulting her, and when
he was tried he put these questions to
his dear wife. Have you smashed a
teapot over my head?" II have"
did you threaten to stab me with a
knife?' Yes did you break a de-
canter over my head?" IT did" "Have
you punctured all my bicycle tires?"
II have" Have you smashed two
bottles over my head?" Il have
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

We are a restless people, remarks the
Sedgwick (Kansas) Paragraph.
Every thin woman longs to be fat.
Every fat woman wants to grow thin.
Every town man longs for the time
when he can retire to the quiet Of the
country, and every farmer hopes to
some day quit work and move to town,
where he can take life easy. Country
newspaper men would like to try their
hand on a city daily. The fellows on
the big dailies dream of a time when
they can own paper of their own. In
youth we long for maturity, in age we
yearn for the happy days of childhood.
There is no excuse for it other than
that We all seem to be built that way.
The grass seems to be just a little bit
greener and thriftier most any direc-
ton from the place you occupy right
now. Contentment is as near to hap
piness as you can get in this world"
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

TRm WEEKLY JOURNAL
ss@ued Thursdays, One DOIHnR u YeaA
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

EHB OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB
EIsHED In CoNNECTICuT. .--rr,
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-05-18

The Colorado Supreme court has de-
cided that drunkenness must be con-
sidered factor In fixing the degree Of
crime. Patrick Brennan of Leadville
was convicted of murder and sentenced
to be hanged, the lower court refusing
to make allowance for his intoxication.
In sending the case back for new trial
the Supreme court says that "the de-
gree of the crime depends upon wheth-
er the killing was premeditated, and,
the question of drunkenness becomes
material in determining whether the
person was capable of generalization"
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1906-07-27
LonQWor;hs In q Ditch.

Wuerzburg, Bavaria: July 23.-Con-
gresham and Mrs. Nicholas Long
worth were thrown out of their auto
mobile yesterday, but beyond the jolt
and bruise or two they sustained nc
injuries and reached their destination
Baireuth, today In time for the open
ing of the opera.
The Longworths had passed through
Wuerzburg yesterday morning, ano
when a short distance of the town the
steering gear of their car refused tt
work and the automobile, which wal
going at rapid rate, ran of the roa
and fell down a short embankmen1
into ditch. The chauffeur, after {
short wait, obtained carriage, il
which they returned here, afterware
taking a train for Baireuth.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1906-07-27
Brakeman Struck.

w. M. Davis, brakeman in the b.
& O. yards here, was severely injured
near the Opequon on Sunday night by
being struck by an engine pulling a
fast freight train.
Mr.. Davis was sitting on the end OF
the ties outside the track, when the
train approached from the rear and
struck him before he was aware of his
proximity. The noise of a passing
freight on the other track drowned the
approach of the train that struck him.
He was hurled several feet away
from the track and rendered uncon.
scious by the shock. He was brought
to his home on North High street
where Dr. Myers examined his injuries
1t was found that he had sustained Sc
we're Commissions about the shoulders
and head, and he also received an ugly
cash on-the head. He will recover.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1906-07-27

The Democrats of Ham, shire county
on Tuesday last held most delight
full primary conven tiOr at Romney
aud selected delegates to the Congress
sional and Senatorial convent ions. In
the senatorial matter, which claims
so much attention at this time, it is
unanimously agreed that the dele
gates from that county will vote for
the choice of Berkeley county
This ought to be satisfactory to all
and no candidate can complain. Let
Berkeley settle the matter and let the
primary in Berkeley be clean and free
from the outrageous stufl1ag and pack
ing which has characterized so many
primaries held elsewhere.
The editor of the Statesman wants
this nomination but he will not have
it unless it comes to him untainted
with fraud. Let us all as good citi-
zens strive to have a clean and honest
primary.