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The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06

Please remember we never say or.
binary coffee hurts everyone.
Some people use it regularly and
seem strong enough to withstand it's
attacks, but there is misery and dis.
ease in store for the man Or woman
who persists in it's use when nature
protests, by heart weakness, stomach
and bowel troubles, kidney disease,
weak eyes or general nervous prostra-
ton. The remedy is obvious. The
drug caffeine contained in all ordinary
coHee, must be discontinued absolute.
ly or the disease will continue in spite
of any medicine and will grow worse.
1t is easy to leave off the old-fash.
Toned coffee by adopting Postum Food
Coffee, for in it one finds a pleasing
not breakfast or dinner beverage that
has the deep seal brown color, chang
ing to rich golden brown when good
cream is added. When boiled long
enough Us minutes) the flavor is not
that OF rank Rio coffee but very like
the milder. smooth and high.grade
Java, but entirely lacking the drug
effect of ordinary coffee.
Anyone suffering from disorders SET
up by coffee drinking (and there is an
extensive Variety can absolutely de.
pend upon some measure of relief bv
quitting coffee and using Postum Food
Coffee.
II the disease has not become too
strongly rooted. one can with good req.
son expect 1t to disappear entirely in
reasonable time after the active
cause of the trouble is removed and
the cellular tissue has time to natural.
~ rebuild with the elements furnished
by Postum and good food.
It's only just plain old common
sense.
Now, with the exact facts before tho
reader, he or she can decide the wise
course, looking to health and tho
power to do things.
II you have any doubt as tn tho
cause of any ache or all you NAV have
remember the far-reaching teleprama
OF a hurt nervous system travel from
heel to head, and it may be we'll worth
your while to make the experiment Of
leaving Off coffee entirely for ten days
and using Postum in it's place.
You Will probably gather some good
solld facts. worth more than a gold
nine for health can make gold and
sickness lose it. Besides there's all
the fun, for it's like continuous in.
ternal frolic to be perfectly we'll
There's reason for
POSTUM
f0''um Cereal Co.. Ltd. Battle cr-.k. s.ea
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06

Weak arguments are often thrust be-
fore my path; but although they are
most unsubstantial. it is not easy Is
destroy them. There is not q more
difficult feat known than to csk
through cushion with sword.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06
Not Going to Roll EN- Home.

A newsboy walked into drug store
and said to the clerk: Gimme a half
dozen quinine pills"
The clerk thought he would have
little fun with him and said: DO you
want them in a box?'
The newsboy replied: cav, what
you think, I'm goin' TO roll em home?"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06

during bad weather
brought on a heavy
cold. aching OF the
limbs and pain in the
back and Kidneys.
Severe congestion OF
the kidneys followed.
Besides the terrific
aching there were
whirling headaches
and | became exceed
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06
Right.

Irate Wife, want to know sir,
what time it was when you got home
last night.
Husband (meekly)-A quarter of
twelve. my dear.
lrate Wife-Twelve nothing, The
clock had just struck three and"
Husband triumphautly) = Well,
amt that quarter of twelve Fudge
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06
Racket aker.

johnny" called the mother stern
ly. what is all that noise in the base
ment?'
Why, mamma replied Johnny,
blandly, 81 am playing President
Roosevelt, and chasing bears"
We'll, it occurs to me you are play
ing President Castro and need a spank
ing"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06
The Coffee Debate.

The published statements Of num-
Der of coffee importers and roasters
indicate ''waspy" feeling towards US
for daring to say that coffee is harm
full to a percentage of the people.
A frank public discussion of the sub
ject is quite agreeable to us and can
certainly do no harm; on the contrary
when all the facts on both sides of any
question are spread before the people
they can thereupon decide and act in
telligently.
Give the people plain facts and they
will take care of themselves.
We demand facts in this coffee dis
cussion and propose to see that the
facts are brought clearly before the
people.
A number of coffee importers and
roasters have Joined a movement to
boom coffee and stop the use of Pos
tum Food Coffee and in their newspa-
per statements undertake to deceive
by false assertions.
Their first is that coffee is not harm
full.
We assert that one in every three
coffee users has some form of incipi-
ent or chronic disease; realize for one
moment what terrible menace to
nation of civilized people, when one
kind of beverage cripples the energies
and health of one-third the people who
use 1t.
We make the assertion advisedly
and suggest that the reader secure his
own proof by personal inquiry among
coffee users.
Ask your coffee drinking friends If
and ails. You will be startled at the
percentage and will very naturally
seek to place the cause of disorder on
something aside from coffee, whether
food, inherited tendencies or some
thing else.
Go deeper in your search for facts
II your friend admits occasional neu-
ralgia, rheumatism, heart weakness,
stomach or bowel trouble, kidney COM
plant, weak eyes or approaching nerv-
GUS prostration induce him or her to
make the experiment of leaving of
coffee for 10 days and using Postum
Food Coffee, and observe the result.
It will startle you and give your friend
something to think or OF course, If
the person is one Of the weak ones
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06
A Real Old Actor

Jenks-Your father was an actor,
you say?
Bragg-Certainly Bragg, the TRACE
dian, you know.
Jenks-Funny l never heard of him
He played Hamlet, of course
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06

Great political reforms are set in
motion by the hand that rocks the
cradle.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06

ETC permanently cured. No nervousness atsef
first days of Dr. Klines Grent Nerve kestor.
er. Send FREE, SO. 90 bottle and treatise.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06

and says 81 can't quit" you will have
discovered one of the slaves of the cot
fee importer. Treat such kindly, for
they seem absolutely powerless to stop
the gradual but sure destruction OF
body and health.
Nature has way of destroying a
part Of the people TO make room for
the stronger. 1t is the old law of "the
survival of the fittest" at work, and
the victims are many.
We repeat the assertion that coffee
does harm many people, not all, but
an army large enough to appal the in
vestigator and searcher for facts.
The next prevarication of the coffee
importers and roasters is their state
meut that Postum Food Coffee is made
of roasted peas, beans or corn, and
mixed with a low grade of coffee and
that 1T contains no nourishment.
We have previously offered to wager
$100.00000 with them that their state
ments are absolutely false.
They have not accepted our wager
and they will not.
We will gladly make a present of
$25,OOO.0O to any rooster or importer of
old-fashioned coffee who will accept
that wager.
Free inspection Of our factories and
methods is made by thousands of peo-
pie each month and the coffee import
ers themselves are cordially invited.
Both Postum and Grapefruit are abso-
lutely pure and made exactly as stated.
The formula of Postum and the an
alysis made by one Of the foremost
chemists of Boston has been printed
on every package for many years and
is absolutely accurate.
Now as to the food value of Postum.
1t contains the parts of the wheat ber-
ry which carry the elemental salts,
such as lime, iron, potash, silica, ETC.,
etc.. used by the life forces to rebuild
the cellular tissue, and this is particu-
larly true OF the phosphate of potash,
also found in Graps-Nuts, which COM
bines in the human body with albu-
men and this combination, together
with water, rebuilds the WORKOUT grav
matter in the delicate nerve centers all
over the body and throughout the
brain and solar plexus.
Ordinary coffee stimulates in an nm
natural way, but with many people it
slowly and surely destroys and does
not rebuild this gray substance so
vitality important to the we'll being Of
every human being.
These are eternal facts. proven, well
authenticated and known to every
properly educated physician, chemist
and food expert.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06
A COLD BROUGHT IT ON.

Severe Congestion of the Kidneys
Soon Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills.
Richard M. Pearce, prominent
business man OF 231 So. Orange St,
Newark, N. j., says: Working nights
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-04-06

Surely you or Gomez must be mistak-
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
ANOTHER STORM COMTNG.
HaUana Reports One approaching
Yucatan Channel.

Washington. Sept 8O.-The Weather Bureau
tonight announced that another tropical dis
turbance" is reported as approaching the Yuca-
tan Channel from the east, but that there was
no information available as to the intensity of
the storm. The approach of this second storm
was reported TO the bureau by the Jesuits Of
BeIen College at Havana, the same source from
which the warning of the recent Gulf hurricane
first emanated.
While the bureau officials decline to hazard 4
prediction as to how severe is the second storm
it is pointed out that the fact that the remnant
of the storm of last week, being now crowded
southwark In the Middle Gulf coast. may serve
as check upon the storm reported tonight.
Mobile, Ala. Sept. 30 - Considerable dis
quietude was occasioned here tonight when the
was made by the Weather Bureau
that second storm was headed for the Yucatan
Channel The barometer here tonight is %. 76
and is still falling.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
MR.. ROOT RETURNS.
Pleased gcith His Trip-WW Re
sume His Duties To-day.

Washington, Sept. 30.-The Sylph, with Sec
retary Root on board, arrived in Washington to-
day. Accompanying Mr. Root were Mrs. Root
and their and daughter. The Secretary was
met at the navy yard wharf upon the arrival
there of the Sylph by Assistant Secretaries
Adee and Wilson, Mr. DENLY, chief clerk, and
Mr. Babcock, his private secretary.
Mr.. Root and his family drove Immediately to
their home. in 18th street where Mr.. Adee. who
has been Acting Secretary of State in the alb
sence of Mr.. Root and Mr.. Bacon. called later.
He carried with him some papers pertaining TO
State Department matters for the Secretary S
perusal and advised him Of the status of some
of the important matters pending. Mr..
Root declined to give out any interview to-
night. Tomorrow he will resume his duties at
the State Department and assume active charge.
Secretary Root, while not commenting for pub
Hcation, showed to those who met him after his
return here that he gratified with the re-
suits of his trip. He did say that nothing was
left undone by the people where he visited in
doing honor to this country.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
HEARST BARREL AMAZES.
Political Expenses of Nominee for
the Year Estimated at 81 900 900.

The prodigality with which money is being
snent to wage the Hearst campaign is becom-
ing q source OF wonder among politicians here
q bottomless barre-a veritable Widows cruise
Hearst workers One of the politicians. review
ing the work which began year ago and TAX
ing into consideration the expenses of the In
danandence League organizations up the state
and here estimated yesterday that the whole
e,,,, nut out by the head Of the Buffalo ticket
.o,,,d not come much under a round million of
dollars.
Hearst and Lewis Stuyvesant ChanIer. ac-
oording TO q rather general understanding
o,,,ono politicians, have been assessed 500 600
.,ooo nv the Democratic organization In adj
,i.io, N this Hearst has all the EXPENSES Of
49,, o,,,r DersonaI machines. The Hearst cam
It., and the Tammany Hall campaign in New
- Countv will be carried on senara+aI,,
-, with a kind Of cooperation Meatfngs
I'm bo d,et,nct with separate lists of speakers
a,7 a,ch organization will pay all its exDensos
for i1s own meetings
+,..asp the Democratic state campaiep and
-, rrdanendence League state campaign tbe
- t,orsbip will be closer. though whether one
ooI campaign will be carried on has NOT
- 7.o,ded The Democratic State Commit =.
-, ,fu meet 10 organize to-day at the T1ofs
,,or, rtopse will probably take up that ouae-
,t rrhera may be an interesting contest for
tba state Craftsmanship at this meeting bctweon
..poIl,,y, NIcCqbe Of Albany, ana ''Fngev" Cos
aers of Buffalo. Bnt snce Goi.ilerS was largely
natfor az PuYao the genera! belief is that ia
Win carry Off the chairmanstip.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
HAVOC ON LAKE ERIE.
Three LiUes Lost and Three Vessels
Sank or Damaged.
rRv Telegraph to The Tribune :

Cleveland Sept. 30-Three lives were lost,
three vessels sunk or beached and another boat
is missing as the result of last nights terrific
storm on Lake Erie. The steamer Fayette
Brown went on the beach off Lorain late last
night and has not been f1oated. Her crew was
rescued with some difficulty. The vessel Is Wen
in the sand.
The steamer City Of Concord was sum- with
three men. and the schooner Negaunee beached
and pounded to pieces off Sandusky. The barges
Donaldson and Montpelier, which were in the
tow of the City of Concord, We're lost in the
storm, but the Donaldson is reported 10 be s'le
about eight or ten miles east of Marblehead
Seven members of the crew of the City OF Con-
cord reached Huron to-day. The crew OF the
Negaunee. numbering seven, reached this city
to-day after a terrible experience.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
CREW SINKS WITH BOAT
UnknozCn Steamer Seen to Founder
on Lake Huron.

Port Huron, Mich Sept. 3O.-An unknown
steamer foundered, with its entire crew, in Lake
Huron off Sanac at 3 o'clock this morning dur
ing the northwest gale. The tragedy was wit
messed by the crew of the passenger steamer
City of Macknaw, which arrived at Harbor
Beach to-day.
The City of Mackinaw was some distance away
when the unknown steamer foundered, and
cruised about in the vicinity for some time IN
the hope of rescuing some of the crew but in
the darkness and storm no trace oe them could
be found nor any clew to the identity OF the
vessel,
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
FIGHT TAKEN FROM DISABLED sLooF

Atlantic City n. j., Sept. 30.-Eight passen-
gers from Camden, n. j., and three men o. the
crew of the sloop Annie Moftitt We're in great
danger off Cape May tonight when IN heaVy
winds, the engine was disabled Then the mann
boom snapped The party was taken off by life
savers They were cared for at the station. Ine
names Of the party could not be obtained.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
SURPLUS OF S11,OOO,OOO.
amount an State Treasury Erceeds
al Estimates.

Albany. Sept 3O-A surplus of at least SILL
100000 in the State Treasury for the state fiscal
year was reported by the Comptroller's Office at
the close of business yesterday. Deputy Comp
troller Merriman said that this surplus exceeded
all estimates, The receipts will not all be in be-
fore tomorrow, and the final accounting may
show a larger surplus.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
HONG KONG AGAIN HIT.
Second Typhoon Completes Work
of the First.

London oct. IA dispatch to The Daily Mall
from Hong Kong. dated September %, says:
The observatory signals gave warning OF an ap-
r,roaChinE typhOOn FRIDAY aftcrnOOa, and by
midnight a terrific, storm raging. The violent
gale was accompanied by phenomenal rainfall,
and was still blow ny Saturday afternoon The
devastation of the typhCon of the 18th has been
completed. The repairs effected on wharves and
etorthouses have heen undOne The entire water
front is again heaped with Wreckage
Sir Matthew Nathan, the Governor, has under
taksn 10 start the construction of additional ty-
phoou shelters during the ominE year.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
IoHN D. cRIMMlNs AGAINST HEARST

fBy Telegraph The Tribunel
Noroton Conn, Sept. 30-John d. Crimmins. the
New York contractor az his home here to-day said
that he would not support William Z. Hearst for
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
DR.. HALE WOULD END CHILD LABOR

Try Telegraph The Tribune
Boston Sept SO-The Rev. DR.. Edward Everett
Hale saws that he would have child labor entirely
forbidden He would allow no child TO work before
the age OF sixteen.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
THE LAKE SHORE LIMITED.
TO CHICAGO AND THE WEST.

This famous train has observation car stenoSra-
phcr, market reports and many other special reae-
Cres. leaves New Ork at so p. via NEW YORK
CENTRAL LINES, Americas Greatest Railroads
a dozen other fast trains 10 the WesJ.-AdvI
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01

October outings iy DAY Lf,;E str's best Of toe
A. =utulrai Foi,asc. Music. See adv. co.'s. -
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01

C5nt.su-J on soeend page.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01

contiaued On sccCaI page.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
PROSECUTING TRUSTS.
MANY SUITS PENDING.
President and attorney General al
Earnest IN Attack on EUils.
Irrom The Tribune Bureau.

washington, Sept. 3o.-President Roosevelt. IN
his message 10 the 5Sth Congress. assembled In
,b,,d session. under date of December 6, 1901,
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01

Continued on seventh page
New-York tribune., 1906-10-01
MARINES FOR CIENFUEGOS.

The landing party Of marines and bluejaclzsts
for Cienfuegos was made up Of detachmeass
from the Louisiana, the NewsJersey. the New
ark and the Minneapolis. The men were an
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1906-03-17
Don't Fret.

When see woman with that beau
tiful countenaEce which has won the
heart of her husband darkened by a
frown, constantly fretting and making
all about her uncomfortable because
there Will be dirt somewhere; the
maid servant is slow, and doesn't UNI
derstand her business; baby is cross.
always crossest when much is to be
done; husband is unreasonable, didn't
want ME to do anything before mar
riage, expects more of me now than
I can do" and so on, am tempted to
exclaim: Hush, dear woman, these
useless, sinful repinings! Examine
yourself; percaance the blame lies at
your own door after ALL"
There is q talisman possessing q
maglc charm that will scatter all of
these evils. 1t is cheerfulness. The
the following act of resignation. says
the Ave Maria. The translation is APP
proved by episcopal authority, and has
been printed as leaflet for general
distributions:
"Oh Lord, my God! whatever manner
of death is pleasing to Thee, with all
its anguish, pains and sorrows, now
accept from Thy hand with a resigned
and willing spirit"
The conditions for gaining plenary
Indulgence are seldom so simple and
easy as in the case Of this act of
resignation; but of course, it must be
made with heartfelt devotion.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1906-03-17
The cannx Scot.

A Scotsman went to an English
race-meeting, and boldly staked a SOW
ereigrL The horse he backed proved
a winner, and he went to the "bookie''
to claim his winnings.
The sporting man begrudgingly
handed his five sovereigns.
The Scot looked at each one very
carefully before placing it in his
pocket.
Well" said the bookie, with a snarl
ARE you afraid they're bad?"
"Oh. no." said the Scotsman; but J
was just lookin' to max sure the bad
yin l gie'd We wisna among them"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1906-03-17
PROBATE NOTICE.

PROBATE NOTICE.
pin. Probate Court.
In M the Matter Of the Estate of William,
Letters Of admintstration on the .es-
q the county Of Hennepin. and state of
Minnesota. being granted to- George
Murch., Of said county and state;
1t Is Ordered, That six months be and
the same Is hereby allowed from and af-
ter the date of this order, in which all
persons having claims or demands against
the said DECEASED are required to file tho
same in the probate court Of said coun-
~. LOT examination and allowance. or be
It Is Further Ordered. That the first
tuesday In September, 1906. at 10 o'clock
a. M, at general term Of said probate
court, TO be held at the court house in
the city of Minneapolis; in said county,
PC and the same is hereby appointed as
the time and place when and where the
SAID probate court will examine and adj
Just said claims and demands.
And 1t is Further Ordered, That notice
OF such hearing be given to all creditors
and persons interested in said estate by
forthwith publishing this order once In
each week for three successive weeks
IN the Irish Standard. a newspaper print
ed and published in said county.
p nated at minneapolis. this Goth day of
BY the Court
F. c. HARVEY.
Judge Of Probate
RrNr, IL .s~~s-
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1906-03-17

broke out. Father O'Keefe whose heart
went out to his adopted land, wished
to take up arms. as did, Bishop Polk.
Of the Episcopal Church. who arose to
the rank Of Lieutenant General and
lost his life in the struggle. Bishop
McGill. of the Virginia diocese. for
babe the priest to enter the army as
a combatant, but gave him permission
to defend Norfolk in case that city was
threatened by attack.
1t is told that General Ben" But
Ter once sent the following message
to Father O'Keefe:
General Butler presents his COM
pliments to Father o'Keefe and wants
to know if he prays for the Union au.
thorities ut the Vesper service"
The message was returned with the
following reply written on the back:
Father O'Keefe does not return his
compliments to General Butler. I do
not pray for the Federal authorities.
nor do intend to do so. Further
more, never heard of such u thing"
Nothing further was heard from the
General, although Father O'Keefe and
his friends thought his arrest would
follow. Long after the war, the Gen.
eral and priest met, and Butler is said
to have told Father O'Keefe he would
have ordered his arrest had it not been
for the good work he was doing.
During the time he was at the
Church Of the Immaculate Virgin, Fa-
Their O'Keefe devoted his salary of
$1,000 to charity and toward the cx-
penses of building the church. Prop
erty which he owned in Norfolk he
sold, as we'll as many of his personal
belongings, and lately it was learned
that the handsome watch aud chain
presented to him by Emperor Napoleon
III, valued intrinsically at $500, and
as relic at n much higher figure,
was gone. Sister Capolina, who has
charge of the parish school, thinks
that he probably sold it to enable him
to curry on charitable work.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1906-03-17

PROBATE NOTICE.
state OF minnesota, County OF Henne-
pin. Probate Court.
In the Matter of Proving the Alleged Last
VIII and Testament of Honora McDer-
mott, Deceased.
Whereas. Margaret McDermott. of the
county of Hennepin. and state of Minne-
sofa. has delivered to the probate. court
Of the county Of Hennepin, an instrument
In writing. purporting to be the last will
and testament Of Honora McDermott, late
Of said county and state. deceased, and
filed herewith her petition to said probate
court praying that the said instrument
may be proved and admitted to probate,
and that letters testamentary be granted
thereon to said petitioner.
1t is Ordered, That said petition ..bc
heard and the proofs of said alleged will
be taken at a special term Of this court,
to DO held at the court house in the city
OF Minneapolis, In said county, on Nom
day. the Goth day Of March. 1906 at 10
O'Clock IN the forenoon, when all per-
sons interested may appear for or contest
the probate of it; and that notice Of such
hearing be given to all persons interest
ed, by publishing this order once in each
week for three successive weeks prior
to said day of hearing, in the Irish Stand
ar s..;, newspaper printed and published
a Bassa at ,5 Minneapolis. this 18th day of
BY the Court:
JAMES f. O'BRIEN.
Attorney for Petitioner.