New-York tribune., 1906-12-05


birth will be appropriately celebrated by the
Dutch IN the coming year. To honor the memory
Of the hero 1t has bean decided TO have built var
vessel in Amsterdam. reproducing exactly the con-
struction and rigging of de Ruyters famous snip,
the Seven Provinces The interior OF the vessel
will be decorated in the style Of the seventeenth
century and is TO contain exhibition OF artisuc
and other souvenirs of the adrnirals time
WELCOME,
Howdy Mistuh Congressman.
Put dat chicken in de pan
An boil dat terrapin!
Mighty glad TO see you. boss:
Ds ssGss eo1tTR yRs9 sb6 fess sens So loss
Much mo- dan we Kin say
hopes yoh appetite won fail:
It's what l likes '. de mos nos dot, avail
Is better dan de toast
IS gwlne to treat you proper cause
Nobody kin make AK .s- proper e}os, laws
Washington Star
To find parallel to the case of the young officer
Of the Connaught Rangers who has resigned his
commission and re-enlisted Il q private has
to go back long way in English military history.
says The Pail Mall Gazette The only analogy
seems to be presented by the career of the famous
John Shpp. workhouse boy, and the OF
private soldier In the Royal Marines. young Shipp
enlisted as a youth in the Cheshire Regiment. In
the wear 1905 he distinguished himself the
sluIt BhUrtpore that Lord Lake promoted him
70 an erSlS7FS IN the t@tH OoV On MS return 20
England he fourd himself heavily In debt. and had
TO recourse bur soil his commission. But en-
ploymeat just rs hard for an ex-soldier 10
obtain in those days II is Accordingly.
when he came down to his last few coppers he
took the smiling" again. and proceeded TO India
private. Here his gaIartry n The
felc remarkable that the Earl OF Moira.
commander in chief in tho West Indies reap
pointed him 10 ens.gncy I'm another regiment
Ships subsequent military not so
fortunate. While quartered in Calcutta in 1872 ne
had words with his colonel with the result that
he brought before martial and cash
Tered The East India Company. however. granted
him nersioD of t5o per a0num. He then Joined
the police force, ana became an ms rector in the
Steprey division Shortly afterward ne was trans
fe-rcd to Liverpool where he received an appoint
ment master of the workhoUse
The Widower-Ive always sa id that II 7 married
again should choose girl who is as good she
Miss WILING Really. this Is very sudden. George
but accept You. of coursc.-Pich Ne Up.
\ second grant Of 5ooo rupees has been made ny
the government toward the Young Mems
Christian Associate building ~ Rangoon InGa
in recognition OF tho value o. the work done nv
the institution in behalf OF the young men OF me
city. This makes total OF 1900 rupees granted by
the government.
Miss Millyun-One can 10 very happy in this
world with health and money.
health and you have the money!-Inust.ated Bits.
The button industry In Japan bids fair to prove n
great Shell buttons II - learned from the
report OF the Yokohama Chamber of Commerce.
Were first imported from abroad a quarter OF
century when the demand for the article began
TO be felt. and since then this branch OF industry
has gradually sprung UP. Osaka and It's environs
being the centre A great Development OF the In
dustry has taken place OF late. and large quanti-
ties OF material annually imported from the
South Sea Islands. while exports to the Chinese and
Indian markets have RAPIDLY Increased. According
to latest Investigations less than 100000
yen worth is exported annually from Osaka and Its
vicinity alone. There about seventy fac
tories IN existence In Osaka
Now. children said Dear Teacher, In Your
cOpybooks you have read: Every cloud has sill
yer lining What does that mean
Il know what II means in the winter time. said
Willie.
.'WeIi7'
why snow down outer the
clouds git 10 for shovellin II OF The
meut t'-rhilad~lpha Pre.s