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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
rheumatism CURED
Disease Yielded Readily TO Or.
Pink Pills After Other
4 Treatment Failed.


Nilllnms Pink rms cure rheuma'
because they supply the necessary
IA 10 tho yitiated blood and on.
boturo 20 cast out the impurities
Woc,ocuro Mrs A. Baker of No.
~ go, evroc,sc N v viii
,'Vm 81 e'.V. W., ~ - =, a. 81 :,
"a hVms e'iI ,,,, " 'no uu,n VI
.fatemeht. ihoro mas pech rhcu'
m in my family ever since ! can ro-
Der, she says. "Mygrandmother
O great sufferer from muscular
nlntism and my mother also had tho
b. In q mild form. About q year
j had hard cold and rheumatism
1ht me In my left knee. There were
81 pains, confined 10 tho ncighbor-
j 81 the knee aud they seemed 70 go
b into tho bone. Tho pain lsuiiered
3intcnso and | also had dizzy spells.
|1ho doctors called my trouble
BE- aud sciatio rheumatism. When
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
TIE MISSIONARY FIELD.

Missionaries are At work IN az OF
D. walled cities Of CHINA. Then 30
~ 1900 walled cities without mis-
8ouarics
4 Tic Jesuit fathers In charge Of the
Shanghai Cltholie mission. 10 their
fcc,nt annual report. announce an In
|ffclse Of C.315 converts received dur
b. the year 1905 into the church
The year 1893 In the Presbyterian
mission ia Canton. China. was the bss,
b. No. history. To the 20 churches there
were i.Ugs additions. and the local
contributions amounted 10 5000.
The South Carolina conference Is
ia!4 % raise more money for tho
Frcedmcn's Ala and Southern Educa-
lion soclety than any conference In
n,,hodlsm with the exception Of Rock
River
Mcihodisis OF this country have I'M
ssfiaken the task Of raising $3.50. 900
Dor an Indian jubilee fund. bisnop
ihobun Il chairman Of the commit
tee on the fund. and will 90 TO India
~ take part In the celebration.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
BITS BY THE WAY.
Many raindrops are hollow.

The Cape Colony earthworm is six
feet long.
Miners commit suicide least OF all
workingmen.
Queen Elizabeth had 3OOi dresses
when she died.
One mahogany tree, when cut into
logs, will sometimes fetch as much az
$4,000.
A genuine cashmere shawl requires
ten goats fleece and three mems work
for six months.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

isaih. There seemed no hope until !
byrau using pnaus kidney Fills Then
{ tcran To Improve. Tho pain left
gradually, the dwellings subsidized,
taiurd appetite and weight aud. 10
make a long story short, got wcll.'
Sold by oil dealers 30 cents box.
Foster. Milhurn Co, buffalo, \. \.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

from a careful analy.
els ~ the urine aud a
diagnosis ~ my ease,
had told me | could
not live Elk weeks |
was struck down In
the street with Kid
ncy trouble, and Tor
n whole year could
not leave the house
l Lost flesh, my cyca
fail,dmc, lbloateda AZ
times, my back hurt
and lsunrrVdallving
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
No, Receiving Callers.

jailsr=S Sir thcrrs reporter outside
wants o. interview Nru
Noted Prisoner Tel him I'm not a
H. Journal
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Suffer
i'm
Silence
No More for Him.

Tcm.n=l p.ttci W some ucnictiul
sniipucs uhiic I uas In Eutcie I'm eoing
10 tI,ak 70 % fnce'cH tlcui then.
johns nuN llc uafUci trr SHE
Hes tQlf on an'lut -htrgt fUs
flvts.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

T,ylot's Chstokc, REMEDY u SutSi Gun
and Mullen s Mature goat REMEDY Nutti
touaas. tu.dt. Jrup and tcnsnmpiicn.
aud al itfuat aad lung trouh,s. AZ dfus
sets. s5,., az aud tlpp Pcf bglt.C,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

Garfield Tea, which Il male wholly Of
herbs, cleans tho system, ,lrars Tie uOms
kiunrys stomach aud bowCa. II is the bost
llOpdpurilUr known.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

Stella llow do you know she 10 Cd.
hfhi,nc,l'
ilclla She occupies the sermon IN Plan.
ming a gown instead II an auto y. y
kun.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Knnwlehre Thai parn

Keeping rlslrrus swcrt No chrmirals, no
fraud, icaru how h, srudinr ~ cts, 10 H. e.
Nirhol,, drawer tai, Tolclu, Ohio.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Yon pon,l Havs 10 Van.

Every does makes ycu irgl better, taX.
~ News Nuuf vhrlc inside rfht. Not cue
etIpc M ION bottle. Sold On thc money
hack plan cvcpwhrrc. pritc - cents.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

A man has ~, oi friend. that s,t
mad with him u be- inakc, more Of ,Bc
CO.'S than they Do y Y. rvss,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

Some faith Ia blind. anil some merely
asar sighted.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

Every time 4 boy has 20 wait while h.s
elders dine he declares that when he ID
a man be will have a table big enough for
all
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

~ course We on rcpcct ihose Who
know more than We DO. bui ~ few q
vs. can rrmcmtcr that We ever met them,
Philadelphia Pres.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
A LIVING DEATH.
viVidiy Described BY Citizen Of siOuI
Falls, South Dakota.

Andrew johnson. Ell West Twelfth
81 Niuus Falls. : -. says; Deans
kidlcy rills saved ms life. Ny doctor,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

rynt Oct FcS,sefsl Oct feet.Esss.
\ wonderful powder that curss tired. bet,
athius ic,t aui makes rev Cr tfht shCts
easy. Ask TO-DAY Tor Nicns fcot Etse
Acvpt NJ substitute Tual package fRkE.
Ailrcss \. :. O'uiicd. l. Roy, \, y.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
St. Joseph's
Liver Regulator

which | did, and before | had
taken one package ! found thas
| was being greatly benefited.
| have used three boxes and
stand readyto pronounce it the
best and finest medicine | ever
used or heard Of, and | am tell
ing all my friends about it."
81 Joseph's Liver Regulator has been on
the market for twenty-five years-it IL put
up In large tin boIes-it lie guarantee4
TO give satisfaction and keep its full
strength In any climate. IL should be uset
in all cases Of Indigestion. Constipation. BIZ
iousness. Dyspepsia. Sour Stomach. Droprn
Liver Complaint, Heart Palpitation, Chilh
and Fever, AND all arrangements Of the Lives
and kidneys.
eERsTlE MEDICINE CO.
Chattanooga, Tenn.
AfsH Dealers. In 25.essf BoIsA
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
SAVED BABY LYONS LIFE.
Awful Sight from That Dreadful Conn
plant, Infantile Eczema-Mothsy
Praises Cuticura Remedies.

"0ur baby had that dreadful complaint
1nlantile Eczema, when afflicted him for
several months, commencing at the top Of
his head and at last covering his whole
body His suiferings were untold and
constant misery, in fact, there was nothing
we would not have done to have gwen h m
relief. We finally. procured full set
Of the Cuticura Remedies, and in about
three or four days he began to show a
brighter spirit and really laughed, for the
first time in a year. In about ninety days
he was fully recovered. Praise for the
Cuticurn Remedies has always been our
greatest pleasure, and there is nothing too
good that we could cay in their favor, for
they certainly saved our baby's life, for
he was the most awful sight that ever
behcl1, prior 10 the treatment Of the
Cuticura Remedies. Mrs. Maebelle Lyon,
1870 Appleton Ave, Parsons, Kan, July
Is, 1906"
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

The worlds creates, want will not he
filed until somebody invents a mirror that
can speak and tell woman out loud that
she is beautlul-Chicago Daily News.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13

A good many people find It easier 10 sing
81 an thine. D Lord when they have
left their purses at home in another pocket.
Chicago Tribune
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
Belgian Idea.

Belgian idea.
Policemen were first supplied with
indla-rubber-soled boots in Belgium.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-04-13
a Positive
CURE
tly's Cream Balm

ess, I sl,si Al ohsN
!, clc,asSs, too,hes
heals and protects
The diseased mem.
bfane. ltcurraCa.
tauh and drives
away Gli In thS
Heal quickly lie
tiui = the Nnuses III
7 as'o anil Slatll. !
- -
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Twas a Victim

Oh dyspepsia Tor a number OF
years, and suffered from loss OF
appetite, headache and pains
in the lower bowels. | used
many different treatments bus
was unable to get the COM
plant under control" This
was the experience Of Mrs.
Georgia Anna Arties, Of Shan.
non, N. C., and she writes OF
the result Of her continued ef.
forts for finding relief: 81 was
advised by friends to try
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17
BIRDS coURTINe coLoRs.

The primary use of the flashes OF
bright colors exhibited by birds in
flight was probably for purposes Of
courtship. In displaying" before
their mates birds almost always
droop their wings and expand their
elevated tails, thus showing off to
full advantage the conspicuous colors
or markings.
1t is diverting sometimes to note
the tricks which the males Of various
kinds of birds have acquired in order
to display all their charms. Pigeons,
for instance, are very magnificent in
front, with rainbow gloss upon the
throat and breast and these are
fully displayed in the act of cooling.
when the male bird sweeps toward
the female on tiptoe, with head erect
and throat expanded.
But the pigeon is also very hand
some behind, with silver-blue back
and broad, black-barred tail. So, as
he cannot display these when stand
ing on tiptoe facing his mate, he
pirouttes round at the conclusion Of
his COO, and gives her a chance of ad-
miring his backiyiew. j.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17
"roMB OF THE CHRISTIAN"
Peculiar Burial Place Erected BY
Monarch in Algeria.

The Tomb of the Christian in AL
geria is a pyramid on the summit of
a hill more than 700 feet high, at the
edge Of the sea, says the Autocar. 1t
dates back to before the time of St.
Paul, having been built by order of
Juba H., the king Of Mauretania, as
a burying place for himself and his
wife, Cleopatra, the daughter Of
Cleopatra and Mark Antony. The
only daughter of Juba and his wife
was Drusilla, who married Festus,
the governor Of Judea in the time of
st. Paul. The tomb can be entered
by low doorway beneath one of the
four false doors. These have mold
ings on them of a cruciform shape
and may account for the title, "The
Tomb of the Christian" The pas
sage within the pyramid winds round
and eventually leads to two cham
bers. shut off from it by folding doors.
which can be moved up and down by
levers. The tomb must have been
ritied of all it contained centuries
ago, though some think that by ex-
cavating in a downward direction it
might still be possible to discover
the burying places of the king and
queen, supposing the two chambers,
like the false doors outside, to be a
blind. Doubtless, the younger Cleo
patra had brought the idea of max
ing royal mausoleum in the shape
of a pyramid from Egypt. Portions
Of marble statue of Egyptian de-
sign were found at Cherchel, suggest
ing that an Egyptian colony may
once have existed there. There are
two other similar monuments in AL
geria, in the provinces of Oran and
Constantine, respectively, the latter
being considerably older than the
Fomb of the Christian, which, how
ever, is the only one referred to in
ancient writings.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

The Kansas City Star Of Tuesday
says: "The railroads seem to have
exposed themselves rather than
defended themselves 10 bringing
action to prevent the enforcement Of
the Maximum Rate la y Of Missouri. -
And then the Star goes on to show
that the testimony of experts
employed TO investigate the books of
the Burlington railroad revealed the
Iact that Its rates in Missouri are
from 20 to s6 percent higher than In
adjoining states. Some sympathy
might be felt for the Star on account
OF this belated discovery, IL 1t were
not for the fact that experts called
the attention Of the Star to these
facts two years ago when its aid was
sought TO secure the passage of this
same maximum rate law. But at
that time the Star would not publish
communications from experts upou
this subject. On the contrary IL
seemed to take pleasure 10 publishing
the false reports Of It's hired man in
Jefferson City who sat In the same
seat with William H. Phelps while
the testimony Of experts before the
members Of the legislatures was being
given in the hall OF representatives.
Thlssame hired man held conversation
with Phelps for a few, minutes, then
wrote q few lines, then called PAGE
and sent his manuscript to the
telegrapher; then talked with Phelps.
wrote, called the page, etc repeating
the operation for hours. The trouble
with the Star is that at that time
Kansas City was enjoying a graft in
the way OF freight rebates. Kansas
City and the Star did not want a
maximum rate law. They wanted a
private graft Now that the
Hepburn federal law has put a stop
to rebates, the Star is beginning to
take an interest In the maximum rate
law, steamboats,, wagon trains, and
lots Of things,
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

economic questions aud was an ardent
protectionist. He made four year,
study Of tarId laws In America and In
Europe, after which be announced
himself ASA free trader. His book,
"The Principles OF Taxation" reg
istered the high;water mark o.
economic thought in this eOaatry
But it is very interesting aud very
significant that Senator Cullum shou d
be eager TO remoye the tariff from
party contests. No stand patter
wants a campaign Of education upon
this question. No friend Of trusts
aud monop0lles wants these things
made party Issues; for tie republican
party would thus b. fuiced to collie.
Itself the SoonSDr nt these thiuxs.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17


II anybOdy wants to know how
hard it is for an editor to please
every body let him read a communica.
tion from Capt. 10. Wilson published
else W here In this issue. The captain
hears lingering grudge against the
1NTELLIeENCER because not long ego
steamboat was called ait" In these
columns. II is certainly no discredit
to Captain Wilson that after long
years of river service he insists on the
feminine pronoun in application to
the object OF his pride; and 1t ought
TO BE- 20 discredlt to the editor that
he Is laud lubber reared far from
salted seas and since the Missouri has
been declared not to be a naylgable
steam. II the captaiA would
cultivate charity toward all the
world, including newspa per folks, let
him report a football game, college
musicale and church weddlngi some
morning, and then sit Oy the phone
all afternoon and take "what's
coming to him." Like a certain
prize fisherman In this community,
Captain Wilson would make out his
case by the production Of numerous
references. A little keener apprecia-
tion Of up.to-date terminplogY would
have taught him that to be .sltn iS
no dlsparaSement, aud would have
inclined him devoutl5 to pray that
every boat on the projected line may
be strictly at ~ ,a,a.,.aG 4
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

Though there are already five
active candidates for speaker OF the
house Of representatives OF the Mis-
souri, legislature, the announced
preference OF Governor Folk for
Atkinson OF Ripley county will
probably insure him the Office without
a contest. There seems to be q
q sire upon the part OF the democrats
everywhere to give the governor a
free hand 10 the Organization OF the
legislature so that there may be no
doubt about getting before the
legislature the n easures which the
governUr has been champIonIng.
Among these measures are: A
radical modification OF the road laws,
a state primary law, the removal Of
personal property from taxation, the
enlargement Of the powers Of the
governor so that he may remove
sherlffs and prosecuting attorneys
from Office for failure to enforce the
law, and home rule for cities
However there may be some doubt
about the latter as the governor
seems to have changed his mind upon
this question.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

). } Hill who is a political
economist as well as a railroad
magnate said this week 10 an address
before the Business Mems Club OF
Chicago; "The plea for more liberal
trade relations is negatIved only by
unrea o ing individual selhshuess.
The conclusive argument for
reciprocity with Canada always has
been and must be the experience Of
the several American states Canada
will In any event, ard under any
system, be opened up and highly
developed. Would it then be dis
advantageous for US to share 10 the
products Of the fields OF Manitoba.
Alberta and saskatchewan? The
manufacturing interest OF both
c luntrles are the first to raise allrm,
but there is no danger here. We
have as much reason to dread
Canadian competition as PENNSYLVANIA
has to cry for protection against
North Dakota. Canada would be no
more In danger than is Montana bv
The competition of Ohio What is
the first practical step? The con-
summation most to be wished is the
wlping out Of custom houses along
the Northern frontier and the
there Of absolute free
trade II the time is not ripe for
that, the least that it demands is
ample reciprocity
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

A dispatch from Jefferson City
published In the Kansas City Journa
this week indicates hat there will be
a general shaking up in the Railroad
and Warehouse Commissioners Office
early in January. The dispatch says
That oglesby is expected to stand
shoulder to shoulder with KNIT and
that most Of Rice's appointees may
expect to go
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

J, J. Hill says that what commerce
now needs and in few years will
imperatively will require is Gtteeo
foot waterway from St. Louis and
New Orleans Ocean frelghters ought
to be able to reach ST. Louis by safe
channel, he thinks, and congress
could find 20 better employment for
Its energies than to undertake this
work,
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17
Governor FOX is said to be strongly

Governor FOX is said to be strongly
in favor Of an appropriation Of half a
million dollars this winter for the
purp0e of making a beginning OF a
new capital building in Jefferson
City. The experience Of New York
anc Pennsylvania are against this
installment plan Of building. 10
this way New York paid nearly
thirty millions for a five million dollar
building and Pennsylvania did but
little better. Prudence would suggest
that provision for the expense be
made and the whole contract let az
one time.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17


mong the recommendation ex
ed to be offered to the legislature IL
mpulSorY state primary law. Thll
been q platform declaration Of
democratic party for years and Il
obaOle that a measure embOdyine
principle will be enacted into
The friends of the primary
m have entirely too high expec.
ns regarding it. The simultaneous,
OF party primaries is the best
ire Of the system.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

The general impression seems to be
tn at 1t will be necessary Tor the
rep ubllcan party TO make a show Of
tariff revision within the next two
years and TO renominate President
Roosevelt in order TO check the revolt
Of the people, especially Of the middle
west. against the favorltism Of the
tariff and the greed Of the trusts
And strange to say, such old lice
republicans as Senators Oullun,
Elkins, and Burrows advise this
course.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17
TOO Destructive.

The woman who was enjoying ,
drive in the country pointed. with
rapture to a beyy Of white butteraie.
which was flying around and, areund
in a dizzy circle. Aren't they,love-
ly?" she asked, entlhlsjiastically,a. s
Her companion grunted +; neThey
may look lovely to you, but the farm.
ers hate 'em an call 'em cabbage but.
terhies. They seem harmless enough
but their larvae devour cabbages with
enormous rapidity; hence their na4ns
When the farmer sees an unusual
quantity of white butterflies hover
ing around he looks to his cabbages
He knows he will find myriads Of lit
tie worms on them, and that it is
only by the most strenuous meas
ures he can save them. This year
there have been focks Of the white
butterflies, and it may mean that we
are to go cabbageless this winter. AT
any rate, if you buy any cabbages,
soak them a good long while in salt
and water before using them"
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

Senator Cpllum announces that a
soon as congress meets be will intro
duce = bill authorizing the appolnt-
ment Of a non.partlzau tariff commits.
sion charged with the duty Of study.
Ing tariff schedules and making
recommendation to congress as the
basis Of congressional action. The
Foxy Grandpa OF Illinois politics says
that he would take the tariff out Of
politics. Two reflection are suggested
by this plan OF Senator Cullnm's. In
the first place we have had tariff com
missions before aud no reform Of the
tarifl ever originated in this way
Second, 1t is quite significant that
Senator0Cullum should be so anxious
to remove the tariff question from
partizan politics. Some Of the older
readers OF the INTELLIeENoER will
remember when David g. Wells, one
Of the great miDds of America, was
appointed on tariff commission. He
had not been a profound student Of
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

meeting Of the Commercial
elers Anti-trust League in New
this week it was voted tc
Mt a committee OF Eve thousand
ierclal travellers to organize
! Clubs and to distribute anti
literature. Mr.. Bryan was
q to make an address at the
I 1 a series Of monthly dinners to
en- by the organization. There
en- no more notable polltlca
pment Of recent years than the
y Of CON merclal travellers in
IS political.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

Now that The smoke OF battle has
cleared away it is possible to see III
clearer light some Of the causes which
produced the results In the late
election In Missouri. Among these
causes Is certainly to be counted the
failure Of the republican voters TO
respond to a sul6sh party manage.
ment. The hierarchy which rules
the republican hosts In Missouri is as
selfsseking band Of freebooters IS
ever robbed wagon train. Neither
Neidrlnghaus nor Atkins has the same
standing 10 the eyes Of the republican
rank and file as they once had. The
democratic majority even with the
Coz dIaUiveiy llgnt democratic vote
polled would have been much larger
had normal conditions prevailed In
st. Louis and Kansas City. In St.
Louis the republican organization
was dcmina ed by the most corrupt
political elements 10 the city.
Unfortunately the democrats had tie
%eak akless to make bid tor the same
cl.ments-and lost, as they deserved
t. lose. In Kansas City the case was
different. The personel Of the
democratic ticket was excellent Ii
was much above the average. But
unfortunately the party machinery
was in the hauds Of a disreputable
political boss whom thousands wanted
10 febuke. In order to rebuSe this
boss many democrats lent themselves
to the error Of electing an inferior
ticket 1t is notable thar
Mr.. Cowheid, who always does the
zane thing, supported the democratic
ticket aid spike for it.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

The senate committee ou Indian
.hairs is now visiting various cities In
he territory for the purpose Of
ecuring information to serve as tue
asis Of relief legislation this winter.
he whites have robbed all the
ndians whom they could rob and it
now desired that furthor restrlc.
ons shall be r, moved so that they
az rob the rest.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1906-11-17

Secretary Taft says Lhat topography,
climatic conditions aud general avail
ability point to Fort Sill ss the spot
where the greatest military reserve
should be. He will recomn en1 10
congress the nnrchasA 9. !e .e.SG;; H9S a,,,, !.
adjacent to the present government
holdings. He proposes to make it a
brigade post.