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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-04-03
From Many Sources.

France has 1000 miles of state
owned and toll-free canals.
Nothing succeeds like the sue
cessful harvest of a young man
who has sown wild oats.
Don't think that because riches
have wings you will be able to
catch them on the fly.
Ribbons and passamenterie to
the value of SIG, 900, 900 were pro-
duced in 1904 at St. Etienne,
France.
Each State in the Union would
be ahead of the game if it paid its
legislature to refrain from making
any more laws.-Chicago News.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-04-03
POSITIVE PROOF
Should Convince the Greatest Skeptic
in Brownsville.

Because it's the evidence of a
Brownsville citizen.
Testimony easily Investigated.
The strongest endorsement of
merit.
The best of proof. Read it;
Mrs. E. c. Best, living on Adams
ST., Brownsville, Tex, says:
Having used Doan's Kidney
Pills myself with good results,
would advise any neighbor who
might be troubled with kidney
complaint to give shem a trial.
My back hurt and panied me for
several years. I really can't re-
member when it first started.
When l would bend over l would
get a dizzy spell and could hardly
keep from falling. Procuring a
supply of Doan's Kidney Pills at
J. L. Putegnat's Pharmacy, I be-
gan using the remedy and through
the treatment found quick relief. "
For sale by all dealers. Price
so cents. Foster Milburn Co.
Buffalo, New York, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan s
and take no other.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-04-03

Eggs of the aptornis, a recently
extinct wingless bird, bring very
high prices, fine colored specimens
fetching as much as $3.50 to $1,000
apiece. The apteryx, or New
Zealand kiwi, is a bird which,
though still living, is becoming
scarcer from day to day, and its
final extinction is only a question
of yearsr. These kiwi breed very
slowly, only one or two very large
eggs being laid during the season,
and as yet there is no record of
the successful raising of young in
captivity.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-04-03
WASTING STRENGTH

Women who suffer from unnecessary, diSagreeabe,
painful, weakening, female complaints, will find that
Wine of Cardui is a safe and pleasant remedy for all
their ills 1t acts directly upon all the deicate infamed
tissues purifying the blood, throwing off the cloggng
matter and relieving female disorders such as irregular,
scanty, profuse, painful catamena, prolapse, etc.
Also relieves headache, backache, dizziness,
cramps, dragging pains, nervousness, irritabiy etc
If you need advice, write us letter, telling us all
your symptoms We will send free advice Gin plain
sealed envelope). Address: Ladies Advisory Dept,
The Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn.
.,r 1a,oo,rrrc c,xr ~, ~, ~, m r,orvr,zc
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-04-03

OUR FUNDS are protected in a
hre-proof vault and by the
best safes to be obtained; and are
further covered by insurance
against burglary or daylight rob-
berry. Our officers are under bond
in the best surety companies.
People who intrust their money
to bank have a right to know its
financial strength. We recognize
this right and will cheerfully fur
nish any depositor a statement of
our condition any day in the year.
Absolute safety is the best thing
we have to offer, and upon this ba-
sis your account is.solicited.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
WASTE IN PUBLIC PRINTING.
Distribution Is One of the PerpIex.
ing Problems.

Distribution Is One of the PerpIex-
ing Problems.
The waste in federal printing may
general classes as occurs from
various causes in the conduct Of the
printing plant itself; such as results
in publishing pamphlets and volumes
either really not needed at all, or, If
needed, issued too extensively or in
too large numbers, writes w. S. Ros-
sitter, in the Atlantic. OF these two
classes of waste, that existing in the
plant is purely a business matter, and
can be remedied to some extent by
following more closely the best COM
mercial methods. That occurring in
connection with the character and
amount of product can probably be
met permanently only by some form
of supervision dealing especially with
the three questions which should be
considered with every proposed publ
cation; the question of publishing at
all, the question Of economy in me-
chanical presentation, and the Ques-
ton of restricting the size of the edi-
ton so as not to exceed the number
Of copies required by a wise distribu-
ton. Distribution, indeed, forms q
perpleXing problem by ITSELF The
commercial publisher catering to a
definite demand avoids dead stock by
reprinting. With federal publications
the tendency is toward only one edi-
ton and that a liberal one. Herein
is the possibility Of serious waste;
people are always to be found who
will accept any kind of a book if it
costs nothing. Therefore distribution
is limited solely by the number Of
copies Congress or government Off
Gals are willing to ISSUE The object
of most federal publications could be
attained at a very small part of the
present cost if they were sent free
only to libraries and public institu-
lions, and certain important news
papers which agree to review them,
and sold for nominal sum to all
others. Such policy would be a radi-
cal departure from present procedure
especially i'll the case of Congress,
for little by little senators and repre-
sentatives have become distributing
centers and official book agents for
literature on all subjects.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

1ngs, arranged as closely together as
possible consistent with strength, the
openings being square. Between the
bed plate and the guide plate are
three pins, which keep the plates in
position. In the guide plate is also a
series Of openings corresponding in
position and registering with the aper-
lures in the bed-plate. The rendering
tool is formed of a handle and pune
turing fingers, which are stellated to
make q multiple of cutting edges.
These puncturing fingers are arranged
in rows corresponding to the openings
in the plates. In operation the meat
is placed smoothly between the bed
plate and the guide-plate, and the
rendering tool forced into the open
ings, the blades penetrating the meat
and severing the sinews. The opera
ton is repeated until the entire sur
face Of the meat has been satisfacto-
rily worked over
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
ELKS IN A CIRCLE DANCE.
Remarkable Exercise in Which
Bands of Animals Take Part.

Remarkable Exercise In Which
Bands of Animals Take Part.
The grand curious amusement of the
elk, one which many hunters have wit
messed, may be called their circle dance.
II. W. Skinner, of Chicago, sends me
his observations in this performance,
says Ernest Thompson Seton in Scrib-
ner'S.
about 4 o'clock one afternoon late
in August, 1890, 1 was riding north
east up a small stream flowing into one
Of the tributaries of the Green river,
near its source in Northwestern Wy
oming. The intense heat was only re-
lieved by an occasional faint breath Of
breeze from the north. My attention
was attracted by column of fine, dark
brown dust rising ahead of me and on
the opposite side of the creek Ct was on
the south side).
1.-The column of dust looked almost
as if caused by whirlwind. On reach
ing a point as close to it as I could
get without crossing the creek-I was
perhaps 100 yards from it found
that it was caused by a band of elk
numbering from twelve to twenty, who
seemed to be trOtting quite rapidly,
with occasional awkward galloping
plunges in circle perhaps thirty feet
in diameter. They were going in the
same direction as the hands of a watch,
in the edge of a little belt Of second
growth timber, mainly, think, quaking
asp.
They were moving, not with heads
up, but with noses only a foot or two
from the ground. My impression is
that they were all bulls. Owing to the
dense clouds of dust, which occasional
light puffs of wind blew almost toward
me, l could not see very clearly. It
seemed to me that they were running
about as milling cattle do, except that
l never knew cattle to mill in such
small bunch. I have related this Incl
dent several times to hunters and trap
pers, who could afford no explanation
of it. There were large numbers of elk
in that country at the time in bands of
various Sizes" The remarkable exer-
else has no obvious relation to the sex
ual instinct or to hygiene, and marks
several important steps in the evolution
of amusement. If to it we could add
a little music we should have the es.
SentialS of social dancing.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
THE COUPON BELOW IS GOOD
FOR $1.OO If SENT AT ONCE.
It Is Wrong for You to Neglect Your
Duty to Yourself-Constipation,
Bowel and Stomach Troubles
Grow More Dangerous Daily.

There is now a remedy called MulPs
Grape Tonic that cures these troubles
absolutely.
A full sized bottle is furnished you
free to prove it-see coupon below.
Have you noticed the large number of
cases of Typhoid Fever lately? Typhoid
Fever, Malarial Fever, Appendicitis,
Impure Blood, Pimples, Skin Diseases,
Sick Headache, Biliousness, Piles, Fee
male Troubles, etc., are the result OF
Constipation.
Don't allow it to run on without pro-
per treatment. MulPs Grape Tonic
cures Constipation, Bowel and Stomach
trouble in a new way, different from
any other, and it is permanent.
Alcoholic, opium and morphine prep
arations are injurious and dangerous.
They destroy the digestive organs, and
literally tear the system to pieces.
Mull's Grape Tonic strengthens and
builds them up. 1t cleanses the system
of impurities, incites the digestive sys-
tenn to natural action, and cures the
disease in a short time To prove it to
you, we will give you a bottle free if
you have never used it.
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers.
A free bottle to all who have never
used it because we know it will cure
you.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
A Twice-TOId Tale.

"A Massachusetts lawyer has a notori-
ously treacherous memory for details.
This failing occasionally leads him to
garble joke in repeating it. Recent
ly he met friend, who, clapping him
upon the shoulder, said enthusiastical-
ly:
"Well, old man, this is a fine day for
the race, isn't it?"
'Why, what racer"
"The human race" said the friend
and fed.
This was the first time the lawyer
had ever heard this very ancient joke,
so he determined to get it off on the
next man he met-and he did, in this
manner:
Hello, Godfrey, isn't this fine day
for the trot?'
"Trot-what trot?"
"By gad," stammered the lawyer,
II swear there was a joke there, but
can't find it now !"-Lippincott's
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
MEAT TENDERER.
After Use Leaves the Meat I'm a Com
pact and Tender Condition.

After Use Leaves the Meat I'm Com
pact and. Tender Condition.
Many different varieties Of meat
tenderers have been patented, some
more theoretical than practical, but
still fulfilling the purpose for which
they were designed. One of the latest
is shown in the illustration below, the
invention Of a Connecticut man. 1t
is simple and can be conveniently and
quickly manipulated to effectually
sever all sinewy particles in the meat,
and yet leave it in a compact and ten
der condition. 1t consists of two por-
tons, the body and a rendering tool,
used in connection with the body.
The body is made into a bed plate,
having legs to hold it elevated from a
support, and a combined pressure and
guide plate Of practically the same d.
mansions and form as the bed plate.
In the bed plate is a series Of open
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
SORES ON HANDS,
Suffered for Long Time Without
Re1ief-Doctor Afraid to Touch
Them-Cured bv Cuticura.

Them-Cured by Cuticura.
For a long time 1 suffered with
sores on the hands which were itching,
painful, and disagreeable. 1 had three
doctors and derived no benefit from
any of them. One doctor said he was
afraid to touch my hands, so you must
know how bad they were; another said
l never could be cured; and the third
said the sores were caused by the dip
ping of my hands in water in the dye
house where l work. l saw in the pa
pers about the wonderful cures of the
Cuticura Remedies and procured some
of the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment. In three days after the
application of the Cuticura Ointment
my hands began to peel and were bet
ter. The soreness disappeared, and
they are now smooth and clean, and
1 am still working in the dye-house
Mrs. A. e. Maurer, 2340 State ST., Chi
cago, Ill, July 1, 1905"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
PR1CE,@a
--10
The Red to Come.

II was thinking of calling it the
Blue Demon" said the man with the
new automobile.
"Oh, never!' objected the veteran
scorcher; "say rather, the Purple De-
mon.'"
But it's painted a bright blue"
Exactly, but you must look to tho
future. The blue in combination with
tho red supplied by the people you hit
will eventually produce purple
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Force of Habit.

Waiting on the street corner, CIV
Ing precedence to a heavy red motor
car that was lunging, putting, and
trailing its odor past them, stood
small Freddy with his hand thrust
confidently into his fathers. The IL
cense humber on the rear caught the
little fellows attention and he said:
Father, why do they always leave
the price mark on automobiles ?"-Lip-
pincctt's Magazine.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas Coun

ty, S.:
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner Of the firm of F. J. Cheney
q Co., doing business in the City of To-
ledo County and State aforesaid, and that
DRIED DOLLARS for each and every case
OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use
Of Halls Catarrh Cure
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, A. D.
1886. A. w. GLEASON,
lSeai) Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testimo-
mails, free. F. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
Take Halls Family Pills for consultation.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Had to Have Them.

Husband-What dye call these
things?
Wife-Those are brand-new 1905
X unlaundered duke of Marlborough
shirts, which 1 got for you at Jobb,
Lott & Co.'S great fire sale.
Husband-They are three sizes too
small.
Wife-There was nothing larger
left, and l had to take them, or lose
a big bargain.-New York Weekly.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
The Sting in At.

Miss Wellon-TH never speak to
that odious Miss Tartun again. She's
the hatefulest thing in creation!
Miss Yunker-Why, hear her COM
plimenting you on your appearance.
She said you looked positively youth
full.
Miss Wellon-That wasn't all of it..
She said looked positively youth
again"'-Cnicago Tribune
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

The soldier and the sailor are es-
pecially subject to catarrh. In the bar
racks and on the field, Peruna is found
equally ef1cacious to overcome this
physical enemy. If taken in time, it
will prevent colds from developing into
catarrh. Even after a cold has settled
in some organ of the body, Peruna can
be relied upon as an eficacious remedy
to promptly overcome it.
Peruna will relieve catarrh, whether
acute or chronic. but a few doses of it
taken in the first stages of the disease
will be more effective than when the
disease has become established.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Small bx Comnarison

Upgardson-Think of Jake Schiff
making a present of $1,000 to his cook.
Atom-That isn't so awfully much.
There was another Jacob, if remember
rightly, who worked fourteen years
merely to get a cook. Her name, 1
think, was Rachel.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Training the Boy.

II saw you Furnishing your boy to-
day. What was it all about?''
Il caught him in a lie''
ooh, well, you can't expect boy to
tell the truth all the time.'
Il know; but when he doesn't tell
the truth 1 want him to be bright
enough not to be caught at it.''-Cath-
Ole Standard and Times.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Robbed In Church.

Just think what an outrage It is to
be robbed of all the benefits of the
services by continuous coughing
throughout the congregation, when
Anti-Gripine is guaranteed to cure.
Sold everywhere, % cents. F. w. Die
mer, M. D., Manufacturer, Spring
field. Mo.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Her Great Passion.

Stella-So she is to marry a football
hero.
Bella-Yes, she always did love rem
nants.-New York Sun.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

Lewis "Single Binder straight Sc
cigar. No other brand of cigars is so
popular with the smoker. He has learned
to rely upon its uniform high quality.
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

l cannot praise Piso's Cure enough for
the wonders it has worked in curing me.
r. II. Seidel, 2206 Olive street, St.
Louis, Mo-, April 10. 1901.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

The Duke of Athol, who holds nine
teen titles, is one of the few Scotch no
bles who keep up old traditions old sport
and old games.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Very Pure Milk.

as this pure milk?'' said the inuuis-
tive lady customer. Yes" replied the
milkman; 1--WE sell the cream separate
ly.''-Detroit Free Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

London has fewer suicides than any
other great capital. While Paris has 400
suicides for each million a year, London
has only 90.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Pertinent 0ueStion,

Is it economy to keep a two-dollar
palm in fiat, in space which costs FIVE
dollars month?-GoOd Housekeeping.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

Admiral's Words Garry Weight.
Rear-Admiral Hichborn is one of the
best known officers of our navy. His
statements concerning Peruna will have
much weight as they go out in the
world. What he says is echoed by
many other officers of high standing.
What the Admiral Says.
Philip Hichborn. Rear-Admiral of the
q. S. Navy, Washington, D. c.,
writes:
"After the use of Peruna for a
short period, can now CheerfuIIy
recommend your valuable remedy
TO any ore who is in need of an in
VigOrating tonic. "-PhiIip HiChbOrr
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

The finest tomb in Great Britain is
undoubtedly that of the Duke of Hamil-
ton, in the grounds of the dukes seat.
1t cost over $1.OUO.OOO.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
tSothtng; sottens the gums, reduces Inflammation al
Lays paiA. cares WiAd collie. - cents bottle.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
COUPON.
GOOD FOR ONE DOLLAR

The genuine has a date and number
stamped on the label-take no other
from your druggist.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

Itching, Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles
Druggists are authorized to refund money IL
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure In TO IL
days. soc.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

The latest song is entitled, Il Don't
Expect No One to Never Do Nothing
for Me-"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
=. w. Groves signature is on each box. 2lc.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Worth knowing

that Allcock's are the original and
only genuine porous plasters; all other
So-called porous plasters are limitations.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

At Wardbury, Norway, the longest day
lasts from May q to July % without
interruption.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

name OF the company, California Fig s
81 on the front Of every package OF the
Svenska monitoren., 1906-03-09

hvarje ar. Observation-Disclosures
mellan Farenta Staterna och de
skandinaviska landerna uppgick
under Diet senaste fiskalaret till EFT
varde at 81 millioner dollars,
hvaraf 20 millioner utgjorde ex-
port harifrau. For 10 ar sedan
var omsattningen endast omkring
en- tredjedel at den nuvarande,
eller II millioner dollars. Pa
dessa 10 ar har omsattningen
alltsa okats med 200 procent,
medan omsattningen med hela
utlandet okats endast omkring 70
procent under samm It'd. |
Stamina bulletin papekas Diet af-
ven att af Forenta Staternas i
utlandet fodda befolkning utgora
skandinaverna Diet storsta antalet
iemf6rdt med befolkningen i deras
egna lander.
Danmark ar den st0rsta kon.
sumenten al amerikanska varor,
i Diet att Diet under fiskalaret i'm
porterat for nara Is millioner
dollars, hvilket andock utvisar en-
minskning af II million sedan
1901. Denna nedgang DIR huf
vudsakligen fordeIad pa br6dsad,
flask och bomull, hvilket tyder pa
att Danmarks production at f0do-
amnen under de senaste aren o.
kats. Daumark exporterar icke
mycket till F0renta Staterna.
Denna export belopte sig under
Diet sista fiskalaret till litet Diver
/ million dollars varde.
Sverige exPorterar varor till
Forenta Staterna for omkring 8
dollars varde och i'm
porterar for 7 millioner. Sist pa
skalan kommer Norge, som ex-
porterar for 2 och importerar for
Il millioner.
Svenska monitoren., 1906-03-09
Gula feberns sjukdomsfr0

har nyligen blifvit upptdckt. Det har
stor likhet med malarians fro For
bcfria systemei fran sjukdomsfr0n ar
Diet verksammaste botemedlet DIR. King
New Life Pills. Garanteras att bota ALA
harrorande fran malaiiagiftet
och f0rstoppning. 25c. Lungren & An
dreens apotek, Sioux City, Ia.
Malarefayger och all slags ma
larematerialhnnes pa lager hos
Anderson Abel.