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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
Wed d or Unweddedi

She had applied for a. position, ana the
manager of the big store had been lfavor-
ably inclined toward her petition. He pre-;
pared to book her application. 5},3
Married or unmarried ~ asked lie, with
commercial brevity ana point
" And the answer was Just as brief and
pointed -. Unmarried -four tines, said
the tender young thing, ss
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
Salad Days" Gaining Favor.

Lppchcona ar which lilo lioateHs prot
raftE tic dislieN Will her own hands mud
which fHfry guest lH silpposed 10 nraisc
NJ being dclieinlEs are ~ new departure
In HeW York. Rare datnties tlipt arc no..
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
Iust a Littls Friakincss.

Ws7ta I,aE5t ,aya ifleet y la.s ef,1o- n
GfsltaEs ii.fs 3txf tssD t4ts4i fA5ss fsesa
t4st', 6ssfgfsfs ssf D5Vtfsgtfa ftta ayifing MIR
fsff8Sai g asSss<s G1siy SRI H.shtly DB,'sbts
g Irf ss1Pf Gflp4ss u 5sSGx8Hx lGian1iats
h111.ssasa ~ Isfssit- Gxa1sa III. Jotu1a!.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
III. Red Rose.

In earth's enchanted springtime,
When pagan gods held sway
When dryads danced In tho forest
And nymphs in the ocean spray,
Then Flora, Goddess OF Folwers,
Passed through the joyous world,
Adored by odorous yassals, &
b Sun nourishcd. dew-empearled
Young Cupid saw her roaming, 81 3
In mischief near he came;
Z Shot at her heart nm arrow,
sS But the arrow missed Its aim;
Not In the heart OF Flora s IS I ,i2S
In the Heart OF "a rose 1t fell,
And the white flower. dyed In blood, be-
81 came III IAN IN q ~
The red rose loved so / we'll. M X KS
-Frances de Wolfe 1enwick. in March
Munsey.g Az iEsSF4 3S5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
Al Il CIV g onl,unidrul:nrs

How do bees a ispose at their l,oneys?2s.
They cell II. IA
What game do the waves play? Pitch
and toss. y " :.l 1'ss Isl
y What boup would e c'annibals prefer??ii
tl1rQt b OF "a ElQy.isi aS.. n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
Love Knew.

Faith, Hope and Love We're q.l .f' 81 tloh nee
q what they. thought 3 y, s. 4, !. !, /. !,
or future glory which ,thu NY
Now Faith believedsi II frlt'ly e pe true'
n And n ope expected so to 1ln ~ ", too,
Love answered smlln gl y 2 -
Esif scious glow, @ .,tS
s"Believe? Expect? i know IT e. be 50
r Fst. 70 Selected.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18

hair short and goes in for no adorll-5
8ments OF any sort. These last are rare
by these simple means much confusion
I is avoided, "a glance around q bnll-room
suffices ia tell the age and status q every
woman In the place, 5sll3 Sls s:S
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
The Poets Corner

IL
March comes like Gabriel, with the
i trumpet clear,
Sounding the resurrection OF the year:
He rolls away, with silyery song OF
thrush,
The winters stone OF silence and OF hush.
He bids the violets from the mold arise
And mirror heaven with their azure eyes;
He pa,ises on the heaven-k kissing hills.
And swift their craters flame with daffo-
dis.
He drops. like feathers from his wing in
flight,
The worldwide loneliness Of daisies
white:
He kindles with the wind, when day is
done.
The red-rose mischief OF the setting sum
He takes the darkened skies OF eve afar,
And blows them into blossom with q star.
Edward Wilbur Mason.
Wisdom's Goal.
The water placed In goblet. bowl or cup
Changes It's form to its receptacle:
And so our plastic souls take various
shapes
And characters OF good Or Ill to fit
The good or EVIL In the friends we choose.
Whose strength OF character may prove
the whip
That drives your eyes to fair wlsdon,'s
goal. III N VA
Mutsushlto. Emperor Of Japan.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
INVISIBLE CHECKS.

Pretty .afte.a in Invisible checks,
the skirt showing the and teks
The the popular sailor shape, trimmed with
whole effect extremely
chic.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
QUESTIONS.

What sort Of men are always above
board Chessmen.
What 18TH oldest lunatic on record
1 Time out Of mind 5 & Il sst n
9ssSs What lis a muff n Something that holds
Y a ady's hand and doesn't squeeze 1T.
When Is n clock on tho stair danger
sous? When It runs down and strikes
5one. IA sssi3 NJ u sif 5j}t3s ri u
Why are troublesome visitors like
trees in winter? Because 1t is q long
time before they leave. IS 3 gasis s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-18
An Art Critic.

ihisSn ear.sightcd friend Into his studio to sx-
amino h!s latest niStnre, Which J.! he Described
sponpanled ny his l!ttle ne terrier, looking at
the skstcl. on the, easel he was 3snjoylpg ths
I'd bark ut III, s'tIhere.s that shows ho,y ma,
$t,lrnl you have paints that dog in the fore.
sroupd doc! rseosliized Ills species n n n
But that IL not dog. exclaimed tile
artist, aslia st THAT Is n cow, ~
1 ,That so Well, iro,Sser always / mad /
sErudge aEalIls nd hen sui Jsc
OF the MI converse lion was Schang AlbAnl
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
PERSONALS

Nil. rr''r, Crerrh w.. a recent g.,
rt 'rr, .'>np ,rnrrftt or (Vaiov.'
'.''. ~ M ~ -. 'LIt
'''''" >I''' >.'''"'F -" """IH-i".'
w.. ,r.r., Ga.arf aud Gaug.t,r
Nrr,n, Co., c.. mo,', ~. VISITED Mr. and
Vs. WIFI Do |In this VIZ K.
- SD. .....r...r .,,...,.,.,:,,;. r
VIA. v..,... -. r..,,,..,. '.'''''' '
VIZ :. T.!.Hr. If ih.alu,r@il. H..s
..r- Dn Sunday.
,i-~ A,ar N!2.r .r,.! sun 'ly ~.fh
'u..r.> in Wilnu@on.
N-,. j. Walracp. S,rr eft T.. .rca Ser
r.... '5.~ a.sy Hrop. Of WASH =
-. -. g.. >DvI"I days this Wcrh.
'. E.i 'on "urhrc Club WA s.r-
..i ll Mi,> Yam Smith on r ~
..' w '.,n gave Il card p ..' "a
Thursday afternoon.
Viz. and \rr. rr,+, w., IN
W. - = ,,,,r, lI;.... u,,ri., =,
VI. :. +. curtis and Miss Franc, i.
Rur1. of Newark. lrft lrst week ~
inm Beach AMI other point in Flo 'Ca.
r,. y,,.m p,,,,,.. Sa,.., ,..h
,,.r'i'h r,,. ,,,.,. ,rn ,-,,n', n,...,.. -
r.,.,,,i,..r. l,,,:,., ,h,, r,l, a.,
ravn Rnru,. Eowlnd = surpr.,r r.yty
last Frdy ,vfur. t his laur TN
West 3Iafn street. whrre q, col 7.,o4
was hui b. the company ASSEMBLED.
W.. S,h u,,,, c,,..n rr,1.
and Mr. Preston Kemp Of Dr,ov.ora
civ viii he married in Lob ,rn. NJ
+ Church Rri ion bv Rgy + y Nc.
Kir.~v t',i. up,o'rr No r~rr. y.
been issued. Th,y will spend their
honeymoon VIII tl~ grCom's plrclf n
Wcstm"rc'1rd couuty. Va.
Nr- Emma l'orn. Of Glasgow, is
visiting MIS-. G.. NJ. Boulden.
vi. Narmnrrt Gilpin is visiting
ricn,> in Wilmington.
G,orr, Booth of Wilmington. W.. IN
ErIton visitor tnis wonk
Mrs. John Il. Porter, OF Wllmlngl"H,
VIII" = on II visit to- her parents MI and
p!H' w.! w. H. MAY 7'''''" i1iN'o" '''''''
'"'S "''N'
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
RISING SUN.

Rcv ]. L. Otis and wifi wrrr guests
of their Son, Louis OTIS. and family. in
Baltimore, duriu" the week.
Mr. Lewis X. Kirk. Of ArCmorr. -, It
"Wednesday at his mothers home on
Cherry street.
Dr. G.. :. Dare WIS Il VISITOR in Phila-
dclpha on Tur>,"y.
Miss LILLIAN lerkcs, of Nottingham.
Pa, and alr Perry Rialc. OF Baltimore,
spent Sunday with Mrs Carrie Rale
and daughter. Miss Nettic.
The Thimble Club was pleasantly en-
tcrtained on Monday night by Mrs.
Albert Burlington from S to 10 o'clock.
Mrs. William II. Lyons. OF Coates
vile, is Spcndin" some tine with rela-
tivcS in and near town.
Miss Mary Brumfield and Miss Ham
nah RCyrOldS are visiting Mr.. Howard
BrumfcII anl family near Mcndcnhal!.
Miss Naomi Nandegrift was a Phila-
dclphia visitor last Sunday.
Mrs. ChrarlcS :. Pyle entertained a
numbcr OF friends at Il O'Clock tea on
Wednesday evening.
Miss Helen Mccoy returned home on
Tuesday from visit in Philadelphia.
Mrs. Charles s Nicids and daughter,
Helen. visited Mr.. Joseph Touchstone
and family this week.
Mir. Chalmer Reynolds returned home
from College on Wednesday night to
spend Washingtons Birthday.
Mr.. 'Frnk Sheppard, of Wilmington,
spent last Saturday with his sister, Miss
Marion D. Sheppard.
The W. C. T. U. met with Nls .Jen-
ME Gillespie on Thursday afternoon at
23 0oclock. They celebrated the going
home of Frances Willard.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
Anti. CIGARETTE Bill Killed

DR.. Goldsborough's hiN prohibiting
the manufacture or sale of cigarettes
in Maryland, which had passed the
Senate Dy a large majority, was report
ed unfavorbly in the House of Dele
gates on Thursday. Motion to substi-
tute the bill for the report failed by Il
vote of II to IL. The bill WAS then
killed by the same vote Mr.. Cameron
voted with the majority and Messrs
Davis and Montgomery were not re-
corded
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
Elder Mowbray Kept Busy

Presiding L.dcr Mowbray has been
continued as secretary of the Methodist
Episcopal Book Committee whose Sos
Sions in Cincinnati, February 1920, he
attended. The sales of the publishing
business of the church during the year
amounted to S2.50O.OOo. DR.. Mowbray
was appointed member of the com
mitree to arrange for the entertainment
of the coming General Conference in
1908. Invitations have been received
from Boston. Baltimore, Cincinnati.
Columbus. Buffalo and indianapolis.
The committee will visit the different
cities ana report back to the General
Book Committee.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
Former Cecil Pastor and Wife
Surprised

Rev. II. \. G. Westcrfeld former
pastor Of Chesapeake City, Rising Sun
and North East NJ. L. CHurchcs and
Mrs. Wesrertcld were given II pleasant
surprise at the parsonage of .\sbury
Church Wilmington, on Wednesday
evening. Mrs. Westerfeld was trndcrcd
beautiful dress of blue six ami Mr..
We>trrieId II suit case containing II
avrllrr's trilct SIT. Refreshments
.,Iy >,rvyi aAd tAc evening WA. spent
very ,njoyably.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
P. R. RS Big Car Equipment Order

The Pennsylvania Railroad will short
" order 236 cars, $50 of which will be
passenger coaches, costingg $1,000 each
and the rest mail. baggage and express
cars, costing $500 each 16S of the
cars will be for use on lines east OF
Pittsburgh. The total cost of the equip
mant will reach 81 100000. Orders will
also be placed for $4,000 tons of steel
rails for repair work on tracks. in addl-
ton to orders for more than 125,OOO tons
already placed.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
Deaths Tidings Threatens Death

David $. kimbIe, popular East Not
tingham lad. soa of Samuel j. Kimblc.
died Of pneumonia last Friday James
Brown. a chum of the dead bows. Il son
of Hugh Brown. and Il pupil ut the Mt.
Niry School for Deaf MutrS near phila-
dclphia, was seized with hcmorrhageS,
due to the shock from young Kimble's
DEATH and it is thought. cannot recover.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
Low Grade Freight Line Nearly Ready

Work is rushing on the Pennsylvania's
new low grade freight line. 4 trial Tun
has been made over a portion of the new
road and before long it will be ready
for regular traffic. The Port Deposit
& Columbia Il. r.. which was put out of
business by blasting operations, at and
near Safe Harbor will also be put in
order and extensively improved in the
near future.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
Porter Place, Near Cherry Hill, Sold

Mrs. Paul T. Arbuckle has purchased
the Porter home place near Cherry Hill
from Mrs Martha Il. Porter, widow of
the late Richard c. Porter, for $1,000.
Mr.. and Mrs. ArbucRle will improve and
occupy the property.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
Shoot at Rising Sun for Shoafs

The Rising Sun Shooting Association
will give an "ali-day shoot at Rising
Sun, Md, Wednesday, February -.
Shooting begins at IL Il. m. Free DIM
ner will be given to all shooters Shells
for sale on the grounds.
The program will be a~ follows:
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
am will be 90 follD'r~:

Events No. 10 and - will be for n
pair of fine shoats.
A. b. KEEN. See.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1906-02-24
MISS ELSIE McDOW ELL.
MRS. DANIEL. MILLER.
HENRY W. INNCtI.

The funeral of Henry W. Lynch, a
respected resident OF Bay View. was
held last Friday with services ut Eben-
czcr NJ. T.. Church. Grocnhurst con-
Quoted hy Rrv. J. r. bryan. and inter
mont in Die adjoining cemotery.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-23
The Greatest Dictionary Bargain Ever Offered

Hon. John ". Gon. Recorder e New
DOB .-r .--. -.. ...- t....r.- .. a- E...-
C.uEel.- ana !f.--.. .aE- .. -a.a.......--"
New-York tribune., 1906-09-23

.. -r.. D. ... nH VS. r... -..- .r
can EncycioPedic Dictionary.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
scENrs BURIED TREASURE.
Man Finds Marx Of Vessel That May
Have Held Gold.

Fort Worth, Tex.-While looking
over his pasture In Reed county Mr..
billiard, who lives near Thorp Springs,
was attracted by mound OF fresh
earth. Upon investigation 1t was dis.
covered that a hole had been dug and
at the bottom was the imprint OF
some kind OF vessel that had been
removed.
The place is particularly marked,
the excavation being in the center OF
four roughly hewn stones, set In a
square and sunk almost out OF sight
In the earth. A short distance from
this square is another stone with a
Ratchet sketched on its surface, the
edge OF the Ratchet blade pointing di-
rectly to the place where the excava-
ton was made
Mr. billiard says he had often no
ticed the stones, but supposed they
were simply an old landmark The
supposition is that the vessel con.
tanned money and the find may be con.
nected with an old story that has besn
told In that section ever since 1t was
first settled.
This story is that in the country
between Comanche peak and Robin
son creek large quantity of gold had
been buried by parties who on their
return from the goldhelds of Califor.
mia were attacked and killed by the
Indians then infesting the country.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
MoNoPoLlEs HIT BY DECISION.
Judge at Milwaukee Finds for Case
Company In STACKER" Suit

Milwaukee. Wis.--Judge Seaman
administered blow 10 monopolies in
restraint OF trade In his decision the
other day in favor OF the J. |. Case
company in the wind stacker case.
The suit vas brought by the Indiana
Manufacturing company to recover
royalties on a patent stacker All
thrashing machine makers have been
compelled TO pay royalties to the In
diana concern. which owns 200 pat.
ents, The Case company some time
ago invented a stacker of its own and
declined to continue the royalties.
Judge Seaman. In his decision. con.
fined himself to the claim that the
contract with the Indiana concern was
in violation OF the Sherman law. He
held that the grant Of a patent Gre
ated lawful monopoly, and CON
tinued
Nevertheless. am OF the opinion
that the monopoly thus secured, TO be
immune from the antitrust act, must
be referable solely to the invention
under the patent, and that a combina.
ton OF licenses formed Hereunder
may create monopoly which exceeds
the legitimate scope OF the patent priv
ilege"
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
Exercise for business Men

The average city business man with.
out physical impedlmeuts TO fight
against can probably get along sue.
cessfully on such an exercise schedule
as the following:
!. Fave minutes each day OF purely
muscular exercise. such as can be
taken perfectly well in ones room
without any special apparatus
2. Short Intervals during the day
OF fresh air. brisk Walking. deep
breathing. This can all be secured In
the regular order of the days bust.
ness A man can easily spend as
much as half an hour walking out of
doors every day. This is for heart.
lungs and digestion.
3. The reservation Of Mt least one
day week for rest and recreation, for
being out OF doors, for playing games.
etc This is an essential. This is for
both body and mind A man who
thinks he can get along without at
least one vacation time, week simply
proves his ignorance Worlds Work.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
DETROIT HAS ARMLEss DOG.
Canine Freak Looks and Acts More
Like Kangaroo.

Detroit, Mich.-Mrs. Elite Rowe
who lives on Randolph street, has a
curiosity in the shape of an "armless'
dog. Gertie, as the dog is named. al
though Mrs. Rowe generally calls her
Baby" is little more than two years
old. and is one of litter of Ave, two OF
which were born with no fore legs
The mate died of distemper in her
youthful days. but Gertie is as healthy
as any dog can be and more PLAYFUL
than most of the canine species. She
is continually on the romp, hopping
around on her hind legs like a kanga,
roo, When she is in a real big hurry
she tries to run like the other dogs
and goes humping along on her hind
legs and breast in most comical
manner.
Gerties mother was a pup. and her
sire a terrier but the terrier pre-,
dominates in her disposition as well
as her appearance She was exhibited
last fall at the Fenton and Pontiac
fairs, and brought her owner clear
$3.50, She is said to be the only freal,
OF the kind in the country.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
Farms for Sale.

3 adjoining farms az miles fro
Webbville, l of 200 acres has 2 good
dwellings, storehouse and all out
buildings. plenty of water, orchard,
80 acres in grass, $50 acres cleared,
plenty of timber to keep up the
place. -
Another. that of 1o5 acres, 50 Of
1t cleared, 80 acres in grass. 2 DWELL
ings, plenty of good springs.
Also, 100 acres, IS acres cleared.
40 acres in grass, mostly fresh. 20
acres of bottom on all these tracts.
Will sell these places ~ together.
or separately.
Also. have good saw and grist
mill on the place which viii be sold
with it, or separately. Good engine
and boiler and good barns.
Terms cash. For further informa
ton apply to Big Sandy News, Lou
lisa, Ky. Il
LOOK OUT. FOR PAINT
Be sure that you don't get stuck
on it There are many inferior kinds
on the market. Use only a good
quality in painting your house. 1t
is economy to do so. We guarantees
what we sell to be Just as we tell
you. See US before buying else
where. Snyder Hardware Co., Louisa.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
The Louisa National Bank

The place TO deposit your money
is in The Louisa National Bank,
which has capital of s5O.OOO.OO. sur
plus and profits of 100000, and a
security OF slO5,OOO.OO for deposltors.
Insurance of every kind against loss.
Our business is conducted upon a
conservative basis. Security is the
first thing to consider In placing
your money for safe keeping.
We are at your service and have
every modern facility for handling
your business. You are invited to
open an account with us.
THE LOUISA NATIONAL. BANK,
Louisa, : Kentucky.
NJ G. WATSON. President.
NJ F. CONLEY, Cashier.
J.F HACKwoRTH, L. H. YORK.
r. L. vINSoN. F. H. YATES,
AUGUSTUS SNYDER,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
Farmers and Industrial Institute.

Agricultural Commissioner Hubert
yreeland announces schedule OF Farm
ers' and Industrial Institutes to be
held in each county Of Kentucky be-
tween Sept q and December 20. and
election of two members of State
Board of Agriculture and Immigra-
ton.
In addition to the regular schedule
special institute meetings nave
been arranged by the Commissioner
One of these will be held in Paducah
In October, and another in Lexington
the latter part Of the month, in con
Junction with the meeting of the Ken
lucky State Grange. Sull another vii
be held at Maysyille during the annu-
al Tobacco Fair Of Northeastern Ken
lucky and in the counties of .Jeffer-
son, Henry, Franklin and Shelby. or
dates not yet announced.
Under the provision of the new ag-
ricultural statute each of the county
Institutes held will elect one Of more
delegates to a State Industrial insti-
tuition, 20 be held at Frankfort or
some other convenient place between
the first day of January and the first
day OF March next year At this State
meeting each county shall have one
vote, and az this meeting there will be
elected two members, from Appellate
districts, OF the State Board of Agri-
culture, Forestry and immigration for
a period OF four years, to fill yacan-
cies occurring by the expiration of
the terms of two OF the members ap-
pointed by the Governor Immediately
after the adoption of the legislative
act
For convenience the commissioner
has divided the state into four Farm
ers institute districts, 10 be known
as Western Institute District, Cen
trail Institute District, Eastern In
stitute District, first division. and
Eastern Institute District, second di-
vision. The meetings will open IN
the several districts simultaneously.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
WAYS OF THE AFRICAN LION
With Increasing Scarcity of Game,
Jungle King Becomes Menace
TO Human Life.

Lions are increasing in number
throughout the district. and. | believe.
In all Angola, though they are still
not so common Ms leopards, Certainly
they watch the road for dinner. and ALI
The way from Benguela TO Blhe YOU
have good chance OF hearing them
purring about your wagon any night
Sometimes then you may find a GER
tain satisfaction In rejecting that YOU
are inside the wagon and that 20
oxen or more are sleeping around you,
Tied TO their yoscs. An OK is a better
meal than man. bu, TO men AZ well
as to oxen the lion are becoming more
dangerous as the wilder game grows
scarcer. a native. from the wagon
which crossed the Cuando lust after
mine. was going down for water in
the evening. when lion sprang on
him aud split the petroleum can with
his CLAW The boy had the sense TO
beat his cup hard against the tin. and
the monarch OF the forest was so dis.
gusted at the noise that he withdrew;
but few boys are 80 quick, and many
are killed. especially in the mountain
zone about 100 miles from the coast.
III. W Neyinson. In Harper's Maya
zine.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
A Lihsrnl uism

II is well-known fact that parents
occasionally get from the conversation
OF their offspring food for consideration
even suggestions for the revision Of
pet delusions.
Mrs. Brockett had issued stern orders
to Reginald that he must not under any
circumstances so over again to play
with the Martin boys. lest he be cor.
rupted
Jaw, mammal" protested Reginald
Il like EN-, an don't learn anything
bad from EN-"
well. | have told you you must NOT
play with the Martin boys | won't
have you with them | don't believe
they are good boysi'
Now, see here, mamma" cried the
youngster with noble candor. "mehhy
J ain't so awful good mysell"~-Youth's
Companion.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1906-09-14
lost a SURE THING BET.
knthusiasm for Good Roads Cost
Kansas Mule Buyer Quite
Neat Sum.


Drnry Field. Of Richards. is a mule
MJer and an enthusiast ON good roads.
- was In Kansas on mule-buying
ZIP when be stopped at a small town
.sa' OF Fort Scott. A veterinary was
Nsparing hot application for horse
nm sprained leg when Mr. Field
approached the livery stable. A ket-
= WIN the water heating in II stood
lar and men were gathered about dis
s4Asing how hot the water should be
Wen applied 10 the horses leg They
hsd prnry FIELDS opinion Mr..
esiid said u should BIZ boiling but. .
Aia the doctor, the horse never could
Aafid having his foot put In bucket
q boiling water. il would cook the
Nzh from the bone" "Not at all, /"
eid Drury Il have held my foot in
noiling water for Ave minutes. many
> ume and can do It again" i'll bet
w $50 you can't DO II, said the doc
~. with thoughts OF easy money
Hhiing through his brain. "lll take
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M'nkie Ia his eye. get or 10 bilIn. /"
me mule driver has an artificial foot
Shieh he intended to put in the hot
eater when I, should be ready Mean
shile the subject OF good roads came
y. aud when the tub Of boiling water
Is ready the mnle hnver. exeited by
- argument. absentmindedly put
ne wrong foot In the liquid. according
% the statement OF the Richards Prog
".s. and thereby lost what looked like
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CITY Times.