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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
NO. KINGSTON GETS
AFTER WEXFORD
RAILROAD COY

At the meeting OF the town council OF
North Kingstown yesterday a resolution
was passed notifying the Newport and
WEXFORD Railroad company OF It's origi-
nal agreement with the town and re-
questing relief from conditions that now
prevail
In May. 1862 the people OF Newport and
North Kingstown were invited 10 SUBJ
scribe toward the new road 10 connect
the two places. The city OF Newport
contributed $4,000 and the town or North
Kingstown authorized the expenditure
OF $4,000 for rights OF way, the wharf
at the landing and a site for a station
In consideration OF this the railroad
company was 10 run trains for the ac-
commodation OF the people 10 and from
Wexford Landing 10 all passenger trains
or the Stonington railroad, as IL was then
called. at reasonable charges.
Until a few years ago the fare between
Wexford and Newport was 55 cents for
the round trip with Wednesday and Sat-
urday excursion rates at S cents.
About a year ago the fare was rarseo
10 ST. because New York people used
mileage 10 WEXFORD Junction and then
bought tickets a, the WEXFORD rate. thus
making considerable saving over tho
price charged from New York TO New
port.
In response to a protest from the
WEXFORD people the railroad company is
sued ten round-trip ticket for s..
IL is claimed that freight rates have
also been increased so that there is now
charge OF IS for freight car from
WEXFORD Junction 10 Belleville. two
miles. other freight charges which are
declared TO be unreasonable are cited and
the town council has taken up the fight
OF the people against the big railroad
company.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
FUGITIVE EMBEZZLER
GIVES HIMSELF UP

Boston, July lo-Charies F. Berry, a
trustee OF estates, for whom representa-
tiyes OF the property he managed have
been seeking for year or more, returned
to this city yesterday afternoon and nrr-
rendered himself to District Attorney
John B. Moran.
Shortly after this he was taken into
custody by police inspectors and arraign-
ed In the superior criminal court on the
charge of larceny. Judge Bishop ordered
him held In bonds OF $4,000 Berry serve
as trustee OF eleven estates, and funds
aggregating In value about 81. .0oo. O00 After
an Investigation the courts appointed a
receiver TO take charge OF the case Ber-
rvs arrest is based upon the report OF the
receiver.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
NEWSB0YS UNION CHOSE
OFFICERS AND Committee

The Newsboys' union met In Labor
temple last night and elected these per-
mnnent officers: President Barney Ia
berisky; vice president, Edward Carr:
secretary. Leo Cohen: treasurer, Morris
Robinson.
A temporary committee was chosen to
look after the securing OF badges. which
every member will wear. The commit
tee comprises Michael Strasmich. Morris
Silverstein. Isaac Borad. Joseph Nutman
and A. y. Arnold
The next meeting will be held on
July 90
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
TRIED TO RESCUE HIS hat
AND GOT IMPROMPTU BATH

An unknown man yesterday afternoon
I'm nn endeavor 20 recover his hat. which
had blown into the river. fell into the
stream from the Joy line steamer I>arch-
mont, but was soon picked up by n pass
Ing launch and put ashore at the Craw-
ford street bridge.
1t Is said that the man desired 10 20 20
New York. but having no money he was
put of the boat several time. but per-
sisted I'm returning
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
BOY CAUGHT IN BElTlNG
AND HIS ARM FRACTURED

Earl Eagleson OF 100 CHI street, Il years
old. was caught in belt and pulley az
the works OF the United States Finish
ing company on Charles street and sus-
talned n fracture OF both bones OF the
right forearm.
He was taken to the Rhode Island hos
pital.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
SMITH SYSTEM PROVIDED
FOR POINT ST. SCHOOL

Tho city property committee has in
struoted Superintendent Evans OF the
building department to contract for the
installation OF an up-to-date ventilation
system for the Point street school
Mr.. Evans will soon install the II. b.
Smith & Co.'S latest method OF providing
indirect cold air for such buildings.
This system involves n duct from the
outside and the forcing OF the cir
through small pipes and thence by reg
listers into the several rooms in the
building.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
Mountain View House
MOUNTAIN VIEW. MAINE,

"UtNHNfN VIEW, "AINE'
Situated in one of the most beautiful
spots on the Rangeley Lakes, directly
on the water front. affording the high
est class sport for the fisherman, and
celled FOR restfuiness and delight
full outings on the lakes Carriage
drives AFFORD charming views OF the
surrounding mountains. The large
music room affords daily entertainment
for the lovers OF good music. dancing
and card parties. Every accommo-
dalton for outdoor sports. Address
L. E. BOWLEY, Prop
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
WILD CHEERS FOR BRYAN
WHILE SEC. TAFT SPEAKS

measures too numerous to be mentioned
IN an address OF this character, confirm
always Justly made for the Republican
party that IL is an efficient party for the
accomplishment OF good, and II does
things and that II carries out It's prom
ises.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
nay OF NAPLES INN,

The loveiiest Inland resort In Msin.
,hirtv miles from Portland and the
cnast snsry reached via the famous "Songo
River Route" The Inn r;S3tr Is mSdern .na ,a
eyer Syatar Unsurpassed salmon and
trout fishing. all the land and water
snorts and recreations. Twenty mMes
vvcaursC Golf links. livery, garage. nne
gyoeas Hawthorn Spring water Quests
at the Inn interchange delightfu' visits
VIZ. distance. over fine road for auto.
Send for Illustrated booklet.
GEO, III. DAVIS, Naples, LIE. =.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

THE PARK VIEW, Bethlehem, N. III.
Altitude 1900 feet above the sea
White Mountains in plain view. Good
ia BILE; best OF service. White for book
let. III. Il. HARDY. Proprietor.
m1S-Sf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
THE PENOBsCOT EXCHANGE,
bangor, Maine.

The fnvortte Hotel among SpOrtsmen.
Situated within one block OF Bangor's
elegant new railroad station; 100 rooms
handsomely furnished; private baths
and shower: elevator TO all floors. Fa-
mously good table cuisine and service.
Specially attractive semi-club rooms
newly fitted up. Large Automobile
Garage connected with the hotel
MOON a. CRAFTY, Proprs.
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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

North woodstock, N. ".
omen June 18th. Located on the
btsbest elevation. Healthiest OF loca-
lions. JAS II. BATCHELDER.
Proprietor,
mll-5f
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
THE NEW HOTEL RANDALL,

This new hotel is one of the most
modern in the White Mountains with
accommodations for 20 guests, electric
lights suites with bath. First class
service and table. Open year round.
Write for booklet
III. A. RANDALL, Prop.
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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

THE RocKLAND, osunauit Beach NE.
fine table, bath. open plumb
,ng Booklet Address GEO. a LIT
TLEFIELD. Propr.. Ogunouit' Me-, az
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

Stone BRIDE. HSTsHk f2on g.yssse-
connett Point and Providence. eteaw
and electric roads otiiciai t.,s- L A. .wi w
ash from our own traps. Sole agent IN
T,verton for "Modox" Telephone.
wM.GADSBY. Propriet2r,s
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

The most eminent physicians, in the treat
ment of anemia, prescribe malt tonics.
HANLEY's PEERLESS ALE and HAN.
LEf's PEERLESS PORTER are both
Ideal, whether used separately or combinco
~ AoN and HoH.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
THE CHAMPERNoWNE
SPRINGFIELD, MASS.
MkSSAS0lT HOUSE,

american and European Plans. Ad-
vance notice OF arrival will facilitate.
w. III. CHAPLIN, Prop.
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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
The ALTAMONTE,
bethlehem, NJ. n.

Rehtted throughout; best location.
Under management OF daughter OF the
famous hotel keeper OF Cumberland
HILL II. I. Booklets.
MRS IRVING L. COOK. Prop.
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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
HOTEL RoCKAwATi

open June goth. Grandest ocean ana
bathing First class table. !
Rr,rht. airy rooms. Address a A.
MITCHELL. Proprietor. m,,-sC
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
THE ARLINGTON,

On high ground; fine ocean views;
large rooms. hot and cold water; Ash
Ing, bathing. Booklets
LIZZIE s. CLEAvES. Prop.
milf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
Mt. Kineo House

NINEsO, MNTNL.
Situated on Moosehead lake, In the
midst OF charming mountain scenery.
The best hshing in America, and hunt
ing for big game Is unsurpassed Golf
and other outdoor sports. Write for
illustrated booklets. or procure them at
The News Democrat Resort Bureau.
c. A JUDK1NS, Manager.
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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
r,,ru uoIrsF. oruuou,t. Ne.

situated on a high cliff, every room
sahla. Vegetables, milk and eggs sup
niied daily from the hotel farm Ad-
aress f. T. wEARE, Proprietor
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

THE wOODLAwN, Bethlehem, N. IL.
In the White Mountains. Livery.
excellent table. Exempt from hay
fever Address l. A TAYLOR. Prop.
m18-5f
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

MT. PLEASANT HOUSE,
Jefferson, Mass.
1000 feet above sea level, in town OF
Holden, nine minutes from Worcester;
charming scenery. drives. boating and
fishing. First-class orchestra all the
season. Best Providence references. Ad-
dress VIM. j. PRENDERGAST. Prop.
m4-6f
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

AQuEDOKTAN HOUSE, weirs, ". IL
cutlet 200 feet of piazzas; excellent
table and service. Boating, fishing,
bathing w. l. STEVENS. Prop:
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

THE ONTO, oxusguis. Ne.
High elevations: nshing. po~ting,
games. etc. Private suites and baths.
booklets KNIGHT q MERRILL4
Proprietor4
ml1-te
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

Open June 18th to Oct. ist Most de-
sirabie location In the mountains, neaf
service 00H J. II MARTIN. Prop.
mif.sf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
The CENTRAL HOUSE, Hoidernen.,N.l
THE COLUMBIA,

Enlarged and remodeled; fine ocean
view; perfect plumbing and drainage;
baths; deep sea fishing, etc. Booklets
GEO. III. STEVENS, Prop.
m11-3f
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

THE ROCKAwAY AND COTTAGES,
East Gloucester, Mass.
Ideal Summer Hotel Booklets
w. A. PUBLICOVER. Proprietor
mlS-Sf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

THE NODsCUssETT,
Dennis, Cape Cod, Mass.
Beautifully situated In the finest
section OF Cape Cod; surrounded by 225
mile OF sea front. Every possible
breeze is a sea breeze" Best OF hath
Ing, boating and fishing Macadam
highways. Coli. Cuisine frst-ciass.
Pure water. Write for booklet. Il. c.
mis-sf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
THE AGAssIz,

THE AGASSIZ,
Bethlehem, White Mountains, N. III.
One OF the best located hotels In the
mountains. Recent enlargement az
fords "a additional sleeping rooms, and
modern baths Accommodations for
1875 guests Excellent table and SER
vice; livery Steam heat for the COM
fort OF winter parties. Booklets.
j. NJ. dATHES. Prop.
m18-6f
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
TIE WORTHY,
Springfield. Mass.

Springfield. Mass.
European plan. Rooms with Private
Bath. Offers Attractive Home to Tour
lists. VIM. NJ. KIMBALL. Mgr.
m4-sf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
MONADOCk HOUSE,

COLEHHOOK, Y. II.
Near Mt. Monadnock and DiSville
Notch; l,200 feet above sea. Best fish,
ing: good table; pure spring water;
livery. Send for booklet. y. q.
ROWAN, Proprietor.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

wINNECOETTE HOUSE, weirs, N. n.
Quiet, homelike. Finest location on
Lake Winnipesaukee. An ideal family
hotel. Low rates for June.
J. N. w. KENNoN. Prop.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
PEMIGEwAssET HOUSE,
RIymouth. NJ. N.

open the year around.
DEERPART HOTEL, No. Woodstock.
n H, open June TO Octobe".
J. r. ELLIOTT. Prop.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10

OCEAN HOUSE, York Beach, Me.
Leading Hotel; go miles from Bos-
ton. Good bathing and fishing. Terms
moderate. Write for booklets.
w. J. SIMPSON. Prop.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-07-10
WATERBURY HOTEL. waterbury, ",

His Of % vermont. @ S Nearest W railroad
point to Mt. Mansfield and Camel's
Hump. two OF yermont's highest noun
and improved; first-ciass service; write
for booklets.
J. c. FARRAR. Prop.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
THE GAMBLERS SURE THING.

"If you play gambler long enough is
He can't help but it. When with
round numbers 500 that $780, Now
figure how long keep doing this win
and then break temporarily but
against your money.
That Richard A. Garfield, gambler,
puts the gaming proposition.
And he ought to know.
Garfield 100000 the gambling bust
1t is said he has personally
He his
relies with mathematical certainty
Garfield puts it plainly If into the gamblers
he has 100 go
in the long enoughand the doe
will get pile
is simply science skill and luck pited against absolute
tainty. The is known from the beginning.
That where the CANDLES his unda
good of
mathematics He bets the theory playing and luck will
enable him the stubborn fact that 10
than
against the gamblers against dead thing
The gamblers is not "a of chance all Chance
has nothing with robbery scientifically
Gambler Canfeds frank will little effect how
There will be the fanc he change into
a bigger figure than 10.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
INCOME FOR MARRIAGE.

Chicago Commons-whatever is-has
young who has $500 young
school possibly
institutions fitted her making
home
demonstrated by of tables diagrams that
500 month married couple the
live comfortably in
he fir year a Of their
Cupid business little
of When he his bowstrng his
shaft lodge
of a Nasant all to him
Really thing happy marriage
bloom
n
things absolutely essential the strangely
Chief labor Neither of these
money both of them often
full of starvation there little
Want nice question
whether there people who have than is really
them than who enough The greatest in
ultra
rich.
living by standard 1t varies
from $500 preachers 100000 for
gamblers proportion to income
In absence statistics safe that
sideaby of Chicago live considerably
than half Of 500 income Of families
the United States is less than $500
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
ARE DISCUSSING
INCUBATOR BABIES

CLEVELAND, O., June 22.-The
Ohio Association of Incubator
Babies is holding it's first annual
convention at Luna park this after
noon and evening. Questions of
particular interest to babies will be
discussed.
Babies reared in incubators
throughout the state will be on ex-
hlbition and delegates from all
parts OF Ohio will discuss the nurs.
ing of infants, the use of soothing
syrup, the teething period, the bot.
tie, its uses and abuses, safety pins,
etc. Several hundred Ohio babies
have been incubated to health and
strength.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22

AS decoration to a silk short
coat, to be worn with thin summer
gowns, a handsome collier is made,
1t is the round shawl shape, and is
formed of Russian lace motivs.
These are set together upon NOUS
seine de sole, and are edged with
beautiful null embroidery, hav-
ing a bold design.
A round, smart hat is fashioned
from pyroxylin braid. Its brim Is
high in the back and cooked up
pertly in front. Over the back are
dropped three large plumes, which
shade from night blackness to pure
soft white at their tips. A quaint
ribbon of white, into which is en-
broidered pink silk, is perched, in
a pretty bow, upon the upturned
front brim.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
He Battered HER
WITH The Bible

That the bible may be used as a
weapon to fight the devil and his
evil spirits is admitted, but Justice
HinHle yesterday adjudged 1t an
offense against the law to use it
In fighting ones wife and fined G.
w. Tusk, age 54, $50 and costs for
striking his wife with the holy
writ and calling her names.
The Rusk household is divided
against itself, according to the evi-
dence adduced at the trial, the
mother and one daughter testifying
against the father, and the father
and one daughter testifying against
the mother.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
SAYS CITY ENGINEER
WILL PAD PAYR0LLS

If the engineers Office is allowed
to run this thing, it will be con-
Quoted along the same lines as
their own office-padded payrolls
for the maintenance of a lot of
semi-officials who are good fellows,
politically speaking, but do not do
a days work. There are just so
many days work in the job, but
with useless people On the payroll
the work cannot be finished as
cheaply as by contract. r
Regarding the statement that
want the work done by contract so
as to be able to sell lumber to the
contra ctors, that is all foolishness.
| am overrun with orders now and
could do very little selling to con-
tractors" a
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
INJURED BY
STREET CAR

Mrs. Sarah Brown. wife of ]. l..
Brown of the firm of Robbins,
Pratt & Robbins, was struck by a
Traction company car and serious
ly injured last night at the cor
ner of Euclid avenue and Post
street. Mrs. Brown is partially
deaf.
The mOtorman kept his presence
of mind and stopped the car almost
Immediately it had struck the
woman. He and the conductor
then carried the injured woman to
the residence of Mrs. M. E. Sulli-
van, 736 Euclid avenue, and from
there she was removed to her home
and a doctor called.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
PUT Up To
DEMOCRATS

The executive committee of the
local Referendum league will wait
upon the democratic county cen
trail committee at it's meeting to-
morrow afternoon and ask the COM
mittee to indorse the initiative and
referendum law and also that an
advisory law be favored that will
give the people an opportunity to
express their preferences for
United States senators.
The league hopes to secure some
concessions from The committee
along the lines mentioned that will
have a tendency to bring these
political reforms squarely before
the people.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
TOURIST SLEEPERS 70
CHICAGO.

The G. r. & O., c. M. & ST. P.
and c. & N. w. Rys. are now run.
ming tourist sleepers betweea st.
Paul and Chicago. Take the North
ern Pacific Ry. to st. Paul. change
there at union depot into fresh,
clean tourist sleeper for Chicago.
G. A. MITCHELL,
General Agent.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
COUNCILMAN PRATT GIVES HIS
REASON FOR OPPOSING DAY
LABOR RULE IN DOING
MUNICIPAL WORK..

Councilman Pratt this morning
stated to Press representative
that the statements made by Con-
sulting Engineer Gill that he was
opposed to the finishing of the new
water works construction work by
day labor, because he was opposed
to union labor, was false, and
stated that when the work had only
been started a short time he claim
ed it could not be done as cheaply
by day labor as by contract.
Asked for a reason, he said
Boiled down, it is simply this:
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
FAKE SUICIDE
In S. A. HALL

A man giving the name of H.
Waldorf and claiming to be a
brother to John Waldorf of the
Portland (Ore.) Journal, made a
fake attempt at suicide in the Sal
walton Army barracks ON Front
street last night just at the close
of the meeting
He was very dramatic about it,
and shouting to the assembly, do
you want to see a man diet"
drank the contents of bottle
labeled "carbolic acid"
Then he pitched himself across a
table and writhed in terrible
agony" and his dying act" would
do credit to the most finished actor.
1t looked like the real thing.
Women tainted, men shouted. DO
lice ran to the place and there was
general pandemonium.
The dying" man was taken to
the police station where he con-
tlnued the part and writhed about
the floor in mortal agony. DR..
George Gray, city physician, was
telephoned for but could not be
located, so Coroner Witter was
called.
The bottle from which he had
quafed the supposedly deadly poi
son was brought to the police sta
tlon, and when tie coroner arrived
he first took this and smelled it.
"AlcohoP was his only remark.
Waldorf was given some black cot
fee and soon revived.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
BARRED MINISTER'S
FROM HIS FUNERAL

Mrs. Louise Dorothea Goetz, wife
OF Dutch Jake" Is made sole heir
and executrix of the estate of her
father, Johann Knuth. who died
early this month on his farm near
Spangle. A peculiar feature of the
will of the deceased was instruc-
lions to engage no minister of the
gospel for the obsepuies, request
which grew out of Mr.. Knuth's well
known aversion to church organi-
cations.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22

lnext fall. This has been decided
by the committee and the PROPOSE
ton to have merely an exhibition
of Spokane-made goods will be ad-
hered to strictly. Booths will be
10x12 feet in dimensions and can
not be secured until after July Is.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
TO REACH SEATTLE ON TIME

Take Northern Pacific train No
Is, which is made up at Spokane
and leaves at p. m. every day.
arriving at Seattle and Tacoma at
$40 p. m. Carries Pullman sleep
ers, one to Tacoma and one to Sc
attic, and grill" or short order,
dining car. Service first class In
every respect. No waiting for de.
layed trains.
@. A. MITCHELL,
General Agent.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-06-22
CAN NOT SELL HOME
INDUSTRY EXHIBITS

I No goods are to be sold at the
Home Industry Fair to be given in
connection with the Interstate fair
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-11-17
WHEN ADAM WAS A COY.
Earth wasn't rs il is to-day

Earth wasn't as it is to-day
When Adam was Il Roy;
NobodyS hair was St ls."d with gray
When Adam vas 4 boz.
Then when the syn woj..i ,s3rch AID stew
There wasn't anybody WhN
Asked. rs it lo1 eno'f-,n or YOU?
When Adam WAS d boy.
There We're no front lawns to be moved
When Adam was a boy:
No kitchen gardens TO BE hoed
When Adam was boy.
No ice cream freeZers 70 be turned.
No crooks OF cream tii:tt must he churned.
No grammar lessons t. be learned,
When Adam was a bog.
There was no staying after school.
When Adam was boy,
Because somebody BROKE rule
When Adam was a boy
Nobody had to go to bed
Without a sup OF broth or bread,
Because of something gone or sald.
When Adam was Il boy.
Yet life was pretty dull. no DOUBT
When Adam was BOY
There We're no baseball clubs ABOUT
When Adam was a boy
No street piano stopped each Gay
In front of where he lived to pay PA ..av
No brass band ever marched MS way
When Adam was boy.
There were no fireworks at all
When Adam was a boy; r
No one could pitch a drop curve oah
When Adam was a hoy.
But here is why our times are 50
Much better than the long ago
There was no Santa Claus. you KNOW
When Adam was boy.
Nixon Waterman, in Woman's Home
Companion.