The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
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Democrats in congress are about as
useful as an old lantern without oil
in the pitchy darkness of the night.


in the pitchy darkness of the night
In draining the Red river valley,
will there be any attempt to change
the old Red from it's popularity of
running up hill?
Senator Burton of Kansas has
demonstrated that he has the courage
OF his convictions, two of them)
He will not resign.
1t is said that alcoholism has in
creased in st. Louis since the lid was
put on. Does Governor Folk indorse
Peruna, we wonder?
If there is any team in the land
knowing best whether football is a
rough game or not it's poor old Har-
ward. No wonder she withdrew.
A land lady in New York shook
down an ex-police sergeant the other
night for the tidy sum of $780, Turn
about is fair play and the man with
the blue coat should read Emmerson's
consoling essay on Compensation"
If Senator Depew escapes from the
New York legislature alive he is in
luck. The reform game is great one
and the good senators of New York
see q chance to make the pretty play
Well, Chauncey needs it, at that.
The populistic-anarchistic demo-
cratic coterie OF political pirates who
are attempting to put up a job on the
president will find that every knock
is a boost and that the people are
aware of the attempted game.
Nine. Olive Fremstad, the prima
donna, employs young man for a
valet. This seems to be all fair enough,
considering the encroachments the
fair sex is making upon mans field of
labor. Why not?
mad dog ran amuck in Mime
apOlis restaurant the other day and
the scene which followed as the guests
took to the high places rivaled an ex-
hibition given by any gathering of the
feminine persuasion when some one
called, mice"
Old maids are kicking in the east
over last seasons bathing suits as
being immodest and vulgar Ten to
one the girls" are of not sufficient
avoirdupoise to cast shadow them
selves and jealous of the "naiads of the
SEAS"
Stevenson of Minnesota, did not
mince his words when he denied the
truth of the statement that he had
warm words with the president over
the statehood bill. Those who know
the Crookston statesman best will feel
perfectly sure that he is telling the
truth.
A woman who proved to the court
down in Kentucky that her husband
had not kissed her for years secured
a divorce instanter Right, judge A
man who would slight a Blue Grass
girl in this manner should be con-
demned to everlasting singledness-
providing. of course, what she looked
like.
The wife of Phil Sawyer, grandson
of multi-millionaire Philitus Sawyer,
deceased, recently secured a divorce
from her husband the papers were
very non-commital as to the why's and
WhefefOreS. Had 1T been some Door
devil in the ordinary walks of life, all
the ancient history connected with
him and his would have been publish
ed. Money makes the mare go-and
stop, too, when desired.
Bismarck Tribune: A Grand Forks
man killed a MOSQUITO the other day
and the local papers speak of it in q
last rose Of summer" vein, all of which
shows that section several months be-
hind the times. The summer weather
Of this section has devepoled number
OF larks and the country Is full of
geese. Huh!
1t is difficult to keep pace with the
state capitol in the number of geese
congregating there at cetrain times,
and it Is well known that these same
old ganders have many lark not re-
ported in the proceedings. We plead
guilty.