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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Deep Question.

The man with the deep set eye.
heaves sigh, increases his legs, re
crosses them the other way and agair
buries his chin in his hand.
What are you studying about?'
asks the man with the opal scarfpir
and the trusting face.
Il can't decide it," replies the other
I've been trying to figure out which
Is the most EMBARRASSING: To NEE
some one you have forgotten and te
pretend that you remember him. or tc
meet some one you remember and try
to pretend that you have forgotten
him"
In such a case" replies the man
with the opal scarfpln, 81 should &c
across the street"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Convenient EnaIish.

we become accustomed to a
phrase" observed an educator at a
teachers convention, but when we
Introduce new one along exactly
the same lines, it startles the hearer.
"A number of ladies' were seated In
a hotel parlor, and one of them, COM
menting on woman who was stand.
Ing in the hallway, said:
Mrs, Lorraine seems unusually hap
by this morning.
Yes, answered companion,
knowingly. the ladies of Newark gave
a tea in her honor yesterday. But
doesn't her husband look gloomy and
tejected?'
That is true admitted the first
speaker. presume the gentlemen
OF Newark gave beer in his honor
last night"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16

Inc University of Notre Dame, II an.
duplicated in any other school. II is one
OF the Old, well-establlshed colleges, with
settled traditions reaching back slxty-four
tessors and excellent library and lahara.
tory equipment, Its discipline is of the
oaternal kind-strong without being on
pressive; and as it embraces in its SCOPE
the grammar school, high school and col
Iege work, its appeal Is as broad as II Ia
potent Perhaps the most remarkable
feature or the famous Indiana University
however, Is the fact that IL has arrived at
us present marvellous development abso-
lutely without endowment. An announces
ment OF the courses provided at Notre
Dame appears ON another page.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
HOG NEARLY BURNED CITY
Set Ablazs by Falling Lamp, Animal
Unconscfously Gety Even with
Man That Threw It.


The entire east eide Of town mar
rowly escaped being burned at night
and nothing but prompt action upon
the part of those present averted II,
says dispatch from Dresden, Tenn
Fate Perry, a clerk at Tuck's res
taurant, went to his room upstairs
over the restaurant about IL o'clock
TO retire. He LIT lamp, which caught
Are within, and Perry promptly threw
II into the street. The lamp struck
o town hog fairly in the middle OF
the back and exploded. covering the
hog with burning oil. The squeals OF
his hogship, could have been heard
half a mile away az he awoke to- the
situation and tried TO get away.
The hog took a turn around a part
Of the public square and returned TO
where he was first assaulted and ran
under the restaurant from which the
lamp was thrown to get release from
the flames. The blaze by this time
had Just begun to make extra good
Roadway and soon set the floor and
rubbish under the building aflre. The
alarm was raised and the entire Are
force called out, but for some time
they could neither get the hog out OF
reach the IRE Finally the floor was
torn up and water poured through
upon the hog, who took the relief Of.
fered him without grunt and the
are was finally put out. All losses,
except the hogs. were covered by In
aurance
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Veterans Rapidly PASSING Away.

Veterans of the civil war are dying
now at the rate of 100 a day, accord.
ing to records of the United States
pension Office The monthly reports
for several months past have shown
the death rate among the old soldiers
to be in the neighborhood of 5000 a
month Pension office officials who
have watched the figures closely and
know the tendency of the death rate
are of the opinion that the number OF
civil war pensioners has reached the
maximum and that hereafter each
succeeding month will show de-
crease.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Macaroni Made In America.

american macaroni most often
INITIATES the forms of the Genoyese
AN expert in macaroni says that the
pest In this country is made in Texas
from Nebraska winter wheat There
the scores and perhaps hundreds OF
snail macaroni factories in the Italian
quarters of American cities, and there
lle besides few large factories where
nacaroni is made commercially on q
large scale. VA 9
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Kitchen Notea.

When cleaning the kitchen range
wash off all grease spots with soan
and water Mix the stove polish with
turpentine and use a flannel cloth for
the plain parts, this produces a deem.
er polish and is much easier work
Steel can be kept bright by rubbing
1t every day If any part has become
rusty through neglect rub It with sand.
paper and polish with sweet oil and
whiting
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
ANYTHING FOR FILTHY LucRE
Writer'S Cynical Justification Of Mean
Piece OF Work.

A certain gifted writer of whom II
was once said that he wouldn't recog-
nize his wife II he met her on the
street wrote a charming love story
not SO long ago, and It was printed in
n popular magazine. His friends and
all those of the circle in which the
author moved recognized the story as
an exact and recent transcript from
the life of the writer, involving a very
beautiful young woman. also we'll
known in The same set. One man,
coming across the author, took him to
tack for IT,
WHAT in the world did you write
up Il at affair with Miss Blank for?"
he demanded.
The author looked at him u1moved
and with the same exquisite calm and
clearness that characterized his wor (,
replied;
81 needed the money"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Professional Begging Letter writers

lmposture is carried to such ex,
tremes that professional begging let
ter writer's exist in the east end, who
scribble appeals to the charitable, at
twopence or threepence apiece, with
the result that well-known philanthro.
pists receive letters from numerous
people in distress all written in the
same hand.-London Jewish Chron-
icle.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
intoxieants In veoetabIes

Vegetables not only contain stimu-
lants but are capable of producing an
Intoxicating influence on those who
depend on them exclusively for food.
according to an investigator He cites
q case In which some young people of
his acquaintance suffered from par
tial intoxication as the result Of q
purely vegetable meal.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
0lass Eyes an Old ,nv.,.,..

Glass eyes were invented ahor,
year 1879, and were crude NJ
tons OF inferior workmanship. i ns
and pupil being hand painted N n, |.
from likelike manner. sbale.a'
mentions glass eyes in, "Kipr II
where the King advises the M,
traitor Gloucester to Get thee ,
eyes, and seem to see."
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Seek Popular Scotch Minister.

The most soughtafter minister In
Great Britain just now is Rev. Andrew
Boyd Scott, of Paisley. Scotland. He
was asked to succeed DR., John Wat,
son at Liverpool, but declined. He
now has call to the largest United
Free Church in Glasgow. and he is
also talked of as successor to Rev.
Hugh Black at st, Georges, Edin.
burgh.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
"The Difference

What is the use of talking" said
Smith, rising from the supper table
you don't make bread like my moth.
err
That's perfectly true" replied Mrs.
s., "you don't make dough like my
father"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
We Make Travel Es.v,

Five trains daily via the A,o,,.
Topeka & Santa Fe, Colorado ~ y
sas City, st. Joe, Chicago Ga,v. a
Ell Paso, City of Mexico hss
about reduced rates. c. r. Wa.
9. A., A. T. & s. F. Ry.. an n.
Block, Salt Lake City. Utah, "
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Her Modes Rna..

A gallant motorist bas
beauty in distress from a A. 'esc
q ditch, where a scared So Oseaft
landed 1t. says Motor Iv
when the lady lisped. sweetly ' .T,'
you SO much. Would you r,.i ia'
ing 1t again? We do 90 u'na
horse to get used to those ~.
things" nor
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16

1t may be true that all men are
fools, but they are not reminded OF
II so often IL they remain single.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16

All creameries use butter color. Why
not do as they do-use JUNE TINT
BUTTER COLOR.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
Laid Out Ike Checker Board.

The country in which the large
towns are most nearly eQui-distant is
Holland They are at an average dis
lance OF 20 miles from one another.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
AAtnmetloD allsys pain. wind colo. 25c bottle
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16

Mexican Coffee kaser's Favorlte.
The German emperor is very fond
OF Mexican coffee, and now drinks
none other.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16

Plays were suppressed by the
Puritans In 1859.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16
1905 NEW CROP TT,

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full weight, eight ounce re SVia only
cartons. Select the one Won Won s ana "a
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-08-16

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though she had been born that way.
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New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
DENIAL FROM ODELL.
Not Going to Ewope-Thinhs Sup
pOrters I4re Increasing.

State Chairman Odel was at the Republican
sate Committee rooms in the Fifth Avenue Hotel
Yesterday conferring with local district leaders and
Trends. he said that 10 one had asked him TO
cal meeting Of the State committee, and that
ne Knew nothing Of the plans Of opponents who
seemed 10 want him 20 retire from the chairman
snip Ot the committee When asked about story
nat came from Albany yesterday that Secretary
q staie 0'Brien, who opposed 10 him In the
sleakersnip fight, Was now IN favor Of continuing
M as chairman OF the State committee he said:
40 I hadn't heard of il, but there Is lot
hore Of them that are thinking that way now than
Mere were last week"
Wen asked II Il was true that he had agreed TO
'sEgn from the Craftsmanship If the opposition
No1o make move 10 force him out he said;
Ihst story IS rot It also is untrue that ] am
s.nE to Europe for a long stay. I have no idea
!" gong to Europe at ALL
loncerning his immediate plans. he said:
90 not intend 10 go TO Albany next week or
St week after tie week after that do not
ss. 30. thar will go the capital at all during the
npne etory about the change Of front Of Secretary
s..seh is due, The Odeli say, TO the supposed
v, mat the 81 Lawrence County people control
~ bFlen'B Congress district, and that the friends
.SStthetoT Mslby and Assenblyman Merritt have
cii,.n STATE committeeman from the ST Lawrence
119auon district
W w oden VIII be in town again Tuesday or
1-seday OF this week.
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
ALFARORULES ECUADOR
REVOLT WITHIN REVOLT.
Moreno an Hour in PoSCer-Tsco
Hundred Casualties.

Guayaquil, Jan. 19-General AIfaro occupied
Quito. the capital, at o. M on Thursday.
A junta met at the palace here at 4 D. m. to-
day and formed government Vice-Pres-
ident Baquerizo Moreno assumed the executive
power. establishing the capital here and ap-
pointing the following ministry:
Minister of Interior-CEsAR BoRJA.
5Ab0! M0is''r of Foreign AHHlr'-F1ANclS0o AeOIhIn
Minister of Ffnance-MARTIN AvII1Es
Minister OF Public InStructon-AMALIO PUGA-
Minister OF War Marine-LUIs DILLON.
Governor of Guayaquil-IGNACIO ROBLES.
Chief Of the local military forces-General FIDEL
GARCIA.
Rioting followed The people in the afternoon
attacked the prisons. liberated the political pris-
oners and afterward captured the police har-
racks, where the rioters obtained possession of
a number Of rifles and some cannon Rife shots
later were heard in all parts of the city, and the
rioters became so bold that they attacked
battalion of artillery. Two hundred persons
killed or wounded in the fighting here.
The ministry lasted one hour. The peo-
pie rejected the administration of BaqUerlzo
Moreno and proclaimed General Eloy Alfaro, the
former President of Ecuador and leader of the
revolution to be President. and In his absence
DR.. Emilio Arevalo assumed the civil and mill
tary authority.
A great panic prevailed here during the even
ing. and in the midst Of the disorder General
Leonidas Plaza. Minister of Ecuador TO the
United States who arrived here on January Is
and assumed chief command Of the army in its
operations against the rebels, escaped from the
city and embarked board the Chilian steam
Loa, which leaves here tomorrow for Pan
ANA.
Later in the evening order was restored.
GuayaquiI Jan. 2O-The schoolship Maranon
has joined the rebellion A number of revolu-
tionists from Daule. twenty-five miles from
here, arrived this morning and were enthusi-
asticallY received.
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
MAY BE A SETON FIND.
alleged 4ccompIice Thought To Be
Fly-by-Night Firm"

It is believed that more of the operations of c..
Augustus Seton and Colonel CoImey.'' or kid"
Murray will be uncovered by the announcement
yesterday that the banking house Of John H.
Davis & Co. at No. 10 Wall-st., had no connec-
tion with a firm known as John H. Davis & Co.,
at Nos. Al and 43 Wall-st. 1t is believed that
Murray. or CoImey, is the Davis & Co. of the
latter address. de was arrested Friday
afternoon by detectives from the District Attor-
ney's Office, charged with being an accomplce
of Seton in the Norfolk and Western stock GER
tifcate forgeries.
John H. Davis, of the legitimate banking house
which sent out the announcement over the stock
ticker, said yesterday:
We had this announcement made this after
noon because information had reached us that
there was concern at Nos. II and 4o Wall-st
which was doing business under our name. This
firm, which has been doing business under the
firm name of John H. Davis & Co, bankers and
brokers, is quite unknown TO us. We have no
connection whatever with 1t. we nave
learned that some of the people connected with
this firm have been connected with the Norfolk
and Western forgery scandal
We want il understood that our firm has no
business relations with this other Davis house
Further than that we know nothing about this
new brokerage firm which has been doing ousl-
ness under our name
No one representing the second Davis COM
pany could be found in the offices on the seventh
floor of the building at Nos. Al and 43 Wall-st
yesterday The mysterious firm occupied portion
of Room 70S A representative Of a typewriter
company waited for Mr.. Davis or some member
of the firm without success, trying to get pay
rnent on a machine rented 10 the company The
other tenants of the office said they had received
a telephone message from Mr. Davis on Fri
DAY afternoon that he would not return he
moved into the office only the day before, ana
at once had John H. Davis & Co" printed on
the door.
Colonel CoIrney,' when arraigned in court on
FRIDAY. denied that he knew anything bout the
Norfolk and Western forgeries. The discovery
of the second Davis firm in Wall-st. was made
bv it's mail getting mixed with that of the legtu-
mate concern. About the same time its ex-
istence was discovered by Investigators employed
by the Stock Exchange.
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
CARNEGIE FUND Low.
Need of More Money for Care OF
Steel WOrhmeR.

Pittsburg. Jan. 20 (speciaD.-This afternoon
there was posted at each of the works of the
Carnegie Steel Company and its constituent
companies sheets showing the fourth annual
report Of the Andrew Carnegie Relief Fund.
Unless more money is contributed by Mr. Car
negie II will be necessary to cut down the rate
of payment
The disbursements in 1905 were in excess Of
the income from the fund more than S66.O00. or
one-third the amount supposed TO be handed
out The income from the esta blished fund was
100000; the disbursements for 1905 were
S266. .290 10. In order to meet the overdraft it
was necessary TO draw the sinking fund.
which was established the first year of the re-
lief and augmented the second year. The last
two years has eaten into the sinking fund SlOS-
21S Al. leaving balance on hand of $62S5 30.
On January 1. 1902, Mr.. Carnegie set aside
81. 100000 worth of per cent Steel bonds for
the aid Of the sick and injured workmen of the
Carnegie Steel Company. Since that timo there
has been taken care of $3.50 cases,
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
PAYS MRS. HETTY GREEN'S CARFARE
Woman Finanoier Reimburses Conductor,
Who May Have Nickel Framed.

Mrs. Hetty Green had her fare paid by a con-
ductor on a Westinghouse. trolley car, in Ho-
boken on Thursday She afterward liquidated
her debt 10 the railroad company and the con-
ductor got back his nickel
When George Krell, the conductor. came
around for fares Mrs Green handed him half
dollar, which the conductor at once saw was
bad Mrs Green, who had no other money with
her. explained the situation KreH and said
that as she was in a hurry she would be obliged
if he would allow her to ride to the ferry. She
said she would take his number and pay back
the nickel at the company's office. letter
carrier identified Mrs. Green and the conductor
paid her fare
Mrs. Green went to the Public Service Cor
porat tion's office the next day and paid nickel
TO be turned over to Krell. He purposes to have
the nickel framed.
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
THIEVES SPOIL STAGE EFFECT.
Irving to Steal Plan of Electrical Device in
THE Vanderbilt Cup

Twice last week there was difficulty with the
electrical effects in the automobile race scene
in The Vanderbilt Cup" and on ooth occasions
a large part of the realistic illusion mas oeeh
lost. The fault was at first believed to lie with
the apparatus employed, but an investigation
revealed that an attempt had been made TO
steal The idea Of the complicated principle in
volved.
lust before the matinee yesterday the electri-
clan of the Broadway Theatre discovered two
men on the stage whom he recognized as con-
nected with a firm that has been associated with
a number of melodramatic productions in the
past They We're unable TO furnish an adequate
explanation of their presence and were sum
marily elected. The stage doorkeeper had not
seen them enter the house. Steps have been
taken to safeguard the apparatus from being
further tampered with
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
,oHN MITCHELL REFUSES VACATION.

indianapolis. Jan 2O.-At this afternoon SeS-
sion of the United Mine Workers a resolution
-,,s ,,rasented and vigorously debated. TO pre-
want officers of the association from accepting
q politicaI office carrying a salary of Sl'UO or
more An amendment substituting 500 FOR
st o0o was adopted but the resolution was ulti-
1nateIv tabled largely through President Mitch
ellis opposition.
A report recommending the appointment OF
o,,,roIttee from Districts II and TO confer
With the operators OF those districts on wages
ond labor conditions was adopted
4 resolution that President Mitchell should re-
.ei,-e a two months vacation. with pay and ex-
penses. for the sake OF his health was nalG-
ppantI,, declared out of order by Mr.. Mitchell.
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
WOULD COIN 50 PIECES.
Representative Maynard Asks $1,34o,0oo for
Jamestown Exposition.

Washington. Jan 2O-Representative May
rard. of Virginia, introduced a bill to-day
authorizing the government to participate in the
jamestown Tercentennial Exposition at Hamp-
ton Roads in 1907. and providing an appropria-
ton of $134O 0OO for government buildings and
exhibits. The bill also provides for the coinage
by the government Of one million two-dollar sill
yer pieces, the exposition to pay for the bullion
used. By this means the exposition hopes to re-
alize a profit of about 100000 on the difference
between the cost of the silver and the circulating
value of the coins
Representative Maynard believes there VIII De
a great demand for two-dollar silver pieces
especially coined for the exposition and bearing
scenes tvpicaI of jamestown. as the coin will be
of such unusual size that 1t will be pr1zeo as
souvenir
New-York tribune., 1906-01-21
ro COLLEGE UNDER FREIGHT CAR
Student Leaves New-YOrk with 8 Cents
Working Way at University Of Kansas.
rBy Telegraph to The Tribune.

Lawrence kan Jan. 2O.-Harry Hibbard
Kemp who reached Lawrence on Thursday
night on the brake beams Of a freight car. says
he left New-York City three weeks ago with
three cents in his pocket He enrolled to-day in
the College of Arts and Sciences of the Univer-
sity of Kansas, and is working on the univer-
sity grounds to pay his matriculation fees and
tending a furnace for his board and room
Young Kemp read some of Professor W. H
Carruth's books on German grammar and com
position and that caused him to select the Uni
versity of Kansas as the place where he could
study German and Latin. Il was dark when ne
knocked at Professor Carruths door. The pro-
face and gave him dollar and told him to come
10 the university the next day.