davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Forgot to Invite the Guests.

Fifty years ago or more there re-
sided in Northboro, Mass, a worthy
couple known as Capt. and Mrs. Lyon.
Being OF hospitable natures, they de-
cided to entertain some Of their friends
at a tea party. They made out list
OF guests, arranged the menu. settled
on the time. etc.
The intervening days were busy
ones for Mrs. Lyon. Al last the hour
approached and the good couple await
ed their guests. The hour came and
went. but no guests.
Mrs. Lyon turned to her husband
and said: when you invited oul
friends, didn't you plainly state th'
hour?"
why" said the captain. Il didn'
invite any one. for ] thought 10,
would do that"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Mats Under Hot Dishes.

Table mats OF rama or straw look
incongruous on q dainty white dam.
ask table cloth. The housewife who
feels the need Of something under hot
dishes 10 advised to cut asbestos
cloth into the desired shape and size
and make white linen case to cover
it, hemming the open ends SO that fire.
quent laundering may not increase hen
work.-Interior Decoration.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Theories as to Earthauakes,

The director OF the solar observa.
tory at Kensington In England an.
nounces that at the time of the San
Francisco and Valparaiso earthquakes
and those which occurred in 1894 the
spots on the sun were at the maxi.
mum Of their size. II is not known
that the sun spots and the earth.
quakes have any relation, but their 81.
multaneous appearance has been OBJ
served often. There is another the
DRY OF the western earthquake, how.
ever, which is more simple and prob
able. lei that the mountains on the
western shore of the continent are
slowly but constantly being forced up.
ward. Occasionally the upturning
strata Of rock slip and the result IL
destruction to the cities within the
area of disturbance. This theory fits
well with the earthquakes on the Pa.
cific coast,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03

well on to 800 years ago. Judge Sew
all records in his famous and delight
full diary that he attended the we'd
ding of Mercy Winthrop in the west
room Of the old house In the year
100. When the house and land
passed from the hands Of the Win
throps 1t was owned and occupied by
such notables as Gov. James Bowdoin.
Lady Temple and by her daughter,
who became the wife Of Gov. Thomas
Lindall Winthrop.
One will not find in all New Eng
land a better example OF the early
New England farmhouse, and 1t is a
landmark we'll worthy Of preservation.
II is the intention of the Winthrop as.
ISOLATION to put into the house a col
lection of Winthrop relics and add an.
other to the already considerable
number of Pilgrim and Puritan col
lections in New England.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Mexican Wood for Railroad Ties.

Arrangements have been completed
here by company OF the City OF Mex
leo to ship 1000 railroad ties a day to
this city for the use of the various
railroads which are building In here
The ties will be OF the zapote wood
which is harder than mahogany and
which is not affected by water,
DIR. Lorenzo Syper who is represent
ing the company here at the present
time, said that the wood had beer
tried In Mexico for ties, and II had
been found that the minimum life
of a tie of the road was so years.
N. o. Picayune.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Ham Leftovers.

Leftovers Of ham are deliciou,
minced and scalloped with green pep
psrs. Wash and remove the seeds
from the peppers and cut them into
pieces. Put layer of the meat In the
bottom OF buttered baking dish
then a layer Of the peppers and a
sprinkling Of breadcrumbs. dabs Of
butter and hot water to moisten. Con
tinue in this way until the dish Is full
cover the top with buttered bread
crumbs and bake. Scalloped dishes Of
all kinds should be covered when they
go into the oven for the first 20 min
utes or thereabouts, and should then
be uncovered and Drowned on the tor
about ten minutes more.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
LABORER AND INVENTOR.

from an eel to bear. and violin
which he declares will give a cheap
instrument the high tones OF an ex-
pensive one. He Is also contemplating
other and larger inventions. But Ga.
brielson is poor, he says, and 1t costs
money to put new invention on the
market. He insists. though, that II
his patents are to make any one rich
It will be Gabrielson. and so he is
waiting for the right chance to get .
start.
Gabrielson Is a Finlander. He came
to this country II years ago. He
speaks English broken.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Pettieoat Economy.

A silk petticoat may be made to
serve almost twice its usual period Of
usefulness II II 10 lined as far down
as the bottom rune with nuns yelling
or some other lightweight fabric. The
weight Of the skirt is not noticeably
increased. nor does It spoil the At
about the hips II carefully done. BY
doing this the skirt is kept In shape.
and there will be much less tendency
to split at the seams. q fault that 10
SO commonly developed In silk petit.
coats. especially those OF taffeta.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
The Caravan Cure,

One OF the many cures" favored by
fashionable people weary of London,
is the caravan cure" This simple
and enjoyable method OF renewing
ones strength consists in travelling
about Britain in cart. such as the
Gypsies have, and camping out at
night wherever haven can be found,
Lord and Lady Arthur Grosyenor
have spent the summer journeying In
this fashion through Exmoor, a wild
and mountainous country, made
famous by the great romance, Lorna
Doone, One night they encamped on
the farm of John Ridd, OF the novel
The difficulties in hill climbing have
been enormous. but the pleasure Of
the trip has made 1t worth while.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
WAS BUILT CENTURIES AGO

John came over in the Abigail. Deane
Winthrop was the founder Of the
town OF Groton, In Massachusetts. He
married a stepdaughter Of President
Dunster, Of Harvard college, and imi-
tated the other New Englanders by
having a large family, nine children
being born to him. and he outlived
all of them, dying in 1904. at the age
of 81.
The old Winthrop house is one Of
the six Oldest houses now standing in
New England, and the Winthrop as
ISOLATION has been formed for the pur-
pose of purchasing and preserving
this ancient landmark, which has been
but little changed since 1t was built,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
ORANGE Cream.

Orange cream is new and delicious.
Soak half package Of granulated
gelatin in a half cupful of cold water.
Scald pint of milk, pour 1t over the
yolks OF Ave eggs beaten until light
with the grated rind Of an orange and
one cupful of sugar. Cook and stir
like custard Take Off add the gela.
tin. stir until dissolved and strain.
When cool cid the strained Juice OF
five oranges. When thickening add q
pint of cream whipped to a solid
froth. When very thick heap In paper
cases. Just before serving sprinkle
with yellow hundreds and thou
sands"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Pigeons as Doctors Assistants.

A doctor in the north of Scotland
finds carried pigeons of much use to
him. He has a scattering practice
and when on long rounds he takes sew.
eral pigeons with him. If one OF
his patients needs medicine imme
diately, he writes out prescription
and by means Of the birds forwards
1t to his surgery. Here an assistant
gets the message, prepares the pre-
scription. and dispatches the medi
cine. II, after visiting a patient, the
doctor thinks he will be required later
on in the day. he simply leaves q
pigeon, with which he can be called
II necessary.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Kitchen Towels.

The most soiled OF kitchen towels
will become sweet and white with this
treatment: Cover with cold water.
put them at the back Of the stove. add
one tablespoonful Of shaved CASTLE
soap and the Juice Of half q lemon.
Lot It come to q boil gradually, and
repeat the process. Rinse first In tepid
then In cold water.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Soclety's Conversation.

The subject OF talk sanctioned by
the smart world Of London to-day are
as follows: Racing. stocks and shares.
politics Tin small quantities). chiffons.
bridge, motoring-and now ballooning
with current gossip on the mar.
riages, deaths. debts and divorces OF
our dearest friends and acquaintance.
M, A. p
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03

Select mellow yellow peaches. Pare
and stone. Weigh. and to every pound
allow three-quarters OF pound Of
sugar. Put the peaches in porce
lain.lined kettle; heat slowly. Mash
and stir the peaches until perfectly
smooth; then press through a fine
seive: add the sugar and boil for Is
minutes, stirring constantly. Put into
small Jars and tie up.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Writer In Good Health at 90,

Sir Theodore Martin, author Of the
Bon Gaultier" ballads, is 80 years old.
but enjoys remarkably vigorous health
and takes daily rambles near his beau.
tiful home on the outskirts of Llango.
lien. Wales. His intellect, too. Is as
keen as ever and on Sundays he reads
the lessons in church. Sir Theodore
Is a playgoer and fine critic OF con.
temporary verse and fiction.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Sure eIqn Of Insanity.

"Your honor, our client canot be
guilty. We contend that he 10 in.
sane"
But the defendant himself says he
10 of sound mind"
1T is largely upon that circum.
stance, your honor. we base our claim
that his insanity is advanced and up.
parent"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
The PREVAILING Plea,

II want to get q divorce from my
husband"
The lawyer was interested. What
are your grounds?" he asked.
Insanity"
WAS he crazy at the time OF the
marriage?"
"Oh, dear, no: l was"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
To Clean Fur Robe.

Ordinary cornmeaI well rubbed In
and then shaken out vigorously will
clean the white fur carriage robe, un-
less there are spots Of some foreign
substance on II. In that event pow.
dered French chalk, II left on over
night, will probably effect . cure.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03

how well you play. He has defeated
Pillsbury, Matthew Priest and half
dozen other professionals despite the
fact that he can not see as much as a
ray Of light and has to follow the
game In his mind with the assistance
OF his finger tips.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
All In the Point Of View.

IT'S terrible thing to lead . dogs
life!" painted the cur with the tin can
attachment. crawling Into corner to
rest himself. 20, don't know" con-
tentedly answered the lap dog.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03

Jacob Stadfeldt. for more than so
years In the employ of the San Fran.
cisco mint, has resigned. He received
the highest salary OF any mint en-
ploy In the government service.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
British Railroad Tunnels.

The railroads OF Great Britain have
lust over $50 miles OF tunnels. The
seven longest railway tunnels have a
total length Of 10 miles.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
To Remove Onion Smell.

To remove the smell Of onions
from the hands after peeling them.
rub With stick of celery and the
smell will entirely disappear.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
Different,

did you say he had bliss within his
very hands?
mo. ] said blisters He rowed his
girl for four hours the other night
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
BLIND MAN CHECKER ADEPT.
Challenges All Players and Has De
feated Even PiIlsbury.

Philadelphia.-Can you play check.
ers? There Is blind man in Phila-
delphia who can beat you. no matter
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
REDUCED RATES

From Utah and Idaho to All Points
East and Return, via the Santa Fe.
From Ogden and Salt Lake City to:
Missouri river points ..........$ 5000
lChlcaso ........ .............S f4.oV
st. Louis $3.50
Proportionate rates from Idaho All
other points. Dates Of sale, Nov. goth
to Dec. 18th, 1906. Return limit, 60
days. Send for literature.
G. F. WARREN, Agent A. T. & s. F.
Ry., All Dooly Blk, Salt Lake City,
Utah.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-03
And Unpopujar.

Any man can be happy II he Is con-
ceited enough,
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
WORK WANTED
Male.

MANAGERS. &c-By man and wife. 30
ana %: re-enga cement as managers Of
motel. inn, boarding house. or any position
East 42d ST ''-- S-u'
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
New JERsEY GEHTsal


STATIONS Foot Llsslty 81, Ma
West sd s.. 81 II
Time shown below is from iirs-@- e.
West 2Sd St leaves 10 minuuss e7riis- -
cspS a. noted BY designating MS
EAS Ton. BETHLEHEM ATTTvTouv
AND MAUCF CHUVE-1407 y ~
Easton). 81O = 81. L.. A40 G0s ~ q
Easton oulyl p n sun. zsN1 q NJ
10 LOO D. so, 500 and 500 p ~ 49,
" La ESBARHE AND SCRANTON
A n. I'D. 500 p NJ suTSs-T -,
a. 81. 500 P 81 ~
LAKEWOOD. LAKEHJ-RST. -o1ss
RIVER AND BARNEGAT-z4a0 "a
hurst only. x. 40. a5OO- xTSl6sl- e - =
aaays; zoo A. n. 9a0. LaksEoos s-i
ATLANTIC CITT-'aO A. M, t.-a
LONG BRANCH. AsBCRY PARK. o,--sy
6hONE. POINT PLEASAET-zsf5 n 50
1l-eg A. N. eXl2 20. X120 Isl ~
s4,4S, a. a.. S 70; go. $50 tl2OL sssia-,
sLeePI ocean Grove. els A. ~, .d0
ATLANTIC HLDs.. sEABRIGHr. MN
MOUTH BCH-- EAST LONG ERkNr75-
z4,QO. g. 80. $40. 1l3O a. ~, lf7- 4rI
80 $50 P. u. Sundays 600 a. 81
SANDY 1foCK ROUTE FOR Arrsv--
~ ba559aLANDS. 5-LsA1 SEABRIGHT. IGN5
GROVE, 5SE,l sPRISa 4TaSal IsAkk.. EAkk. gsTS- Sz-
PIsEASAST-Pier 81. n r., W. q -
55 A. NJ. 1230. 800 AIS p 4. So
Gays. 9. = A. NJ 100. 745 p. n -
~. n r. Cedar ST. 020 A ll, I01
SO 4.45 p n Sundays. 1000 a -
1-30. $40 p NJ
PHILADELPHIA
'z4 so: mt.o0. mS.OO. e9OO. mslOe1. sifoo
NJ. 90 ms6,0O. 200. fS.O0. saOo. fioSj
P. NJ, js1S Is mds
BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON
500. mslO. 90. m"12O0. ms2OO. uts4Gl
m'6 90. 200. tsi21S
READING. HARRISBURG. POTTSVuv7
AND WILL4IA1fSPORT-f tzAO0 y4N
$780, 9.10 qOOO l1.GO a. ri. Pes7i-,
only. LOO 10. f2OO p. n Psais
ine Pottsvtlle. Harrisburg only. facl.
800. $50 p n
sDatly. fDaiIy except SUNDAY. ss1ndsvs
1FaFlor cars only Via TamaGua. art.
cept Saturdays. mDining Car ISafuris7,
only. zFrom Liberty St. only.
from Twenty-third S5reet-b620 p. Y
81, g. 30 N, el220 p NJ. $3.50 p W
1ll50 P. NJ, Ks. 20 p. NJ. v5 50 p. n
Ofnces: Liberty St. West ga ST. &
Astor House. 245. 4S4. 1900 1884 BroltIu-s-,
~ 9th Az. 2S1 5th Av.. . JrnIon Go-.a-,
w eSt. %iSS ID Av-, los West 125th ST. 245
. = .ootuIo ols Az New York, Court ST. S47
81 Fulton St. 40 Nostrand Av. EFocE-
IN $40 Broadway. WILLIAMSBURG Npu
OFk Transfer Co. calls for and checE5
baggage 70 destination
W. G. BESLER. G NJ BTTRT
ice Pres & Gen Mgr. Gen Pass'r Agers
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
poMnsrlc slrUArIoNs wANrEp.

cARETAKERs.-Yo Swedish couple
would IKE care OF private residence fol
summer. z. L. Tribune Uptown once
l3d4 BrOadWoy.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
ocrax srEaunEs.
nlD mmRGlElIG Lime,

DAILY SERVICE.
For ElG Point Comfort. Norfolk. Ports
mouth Pinner's Point and Newport News.
va. connecting Cor Petersburg. Richmond.
Virginia Beach. Washington ID. c. ana
entire South and West.
FreiAht and passenger steamers sail from
pier 23. ". r.. foot Beach ST.. every week
81. ID. WALKER. vIce-presldsns ana
Trafsc Manager.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

MA CfiI.N lST Expert sewing machine re-
palfeF: Understands repairing all kinds
@ @H9qk ana shuttle machines. Address MA
1Ioi, - :, vest 18Th st. Coney Island
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
LEHIGH VALLEY.

Eoot OF Neac "a a /; COTtlaldt and DasbTusszs \
B. Daily. TENcepJ Sunday. SUNDAY: =.
CPL az $. e. s.. n525. rs
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

AAChCto Nlu ulAlll4u DCGOulLlO lt-.->, ID
& ls60 BroadWay. Is2 5th Ave, . Uniol Sd. Esss
NJ; S2j Fulton St. Court St, so Nos1rxc1 A-s
So Broadway g foot Fulton ST. Brooklyn.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

OACHNAN.-Married. no children; eight
years excellent references. Understands
care OF fine horses: age, IS: experienced
with road ana trotting horses; willing and
obliging. n. j.. Carpenters Bureau. I54
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

CAflETAKER. BY couple; reliable, trust
worthy: wish high class furnished house
to care for during sunni unquestionable
references A J. c.. Tribune Uptown Of
flee. 1864 Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
WORK ygANTED.
Mala

RESPONSIBLE MAN. with horse and ex-
press wagon wishes contract with nTm.
weekly or monthly. KOLZE. 223 West
18th ST.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
alling at Plymouth and CheFbOI
rndiHnrrnnnan Cor.r-icn
HAMBURG-AMERICAN LIE.

From Bremen Piers. Sd & 18th Sts Hoboken-
OELRICHS & CO.. No. Broadway. y. 7.
Louis H. Meyer 40 South Third St. Phila.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
Female.

CO1rPLE.-Daughter 10: care Of private
residence for summer; honest and rel
able: references. M. Tribune Uptown Oi-
fice 1864 broadway.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

CoACHAIAN.-By first class man; married :
best reference from last employer regard
ing honesty. sObriety. capability. JOHN. %
East 4Oth ST.. private stable.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

COACHMAN and GARDENER.--Very neat
and tidy SWede; smooth faced; good ap-
pearance; strictly aober: understands care
iin0 horses. etc; very best reference.
CHARLES. care Carpenters Bureau. 154
9Th ave.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

If your plans involve large expenditure, have our
Contract Department submit estimates
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
pED I'D" LINE.

MALLORY LINE. LUXURIOUS SIMS
Tickets TO Texas, colorado. Mexico. New
Mexico. Arizona California. Georgia. kloF-
tds. Alabama. etc. DELIGHTFUL TRIPS
THE ROUTE TO MANA. PALM BEACA.
Fla. &c. tvia Key WesO. ColoniSG Gickee.
20 California on inquiry. Our booked
Pocket Guide free. C. u. MALLORY q
Co l9n Front ST.. n y.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.
Atale.

r7suFrrI. MAN-HoUsEwo &c.-Youns
Trfsh couple: man Useful second man;
,,ndersfands horses COWS: plain gardener;
Woman houseWOTkeT, good cook and laun-
dress. city or country. MOhROW'S BU-
REAiI. ~ Lexington ave.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

COACHMAN Enslishman. experienced Will
high class carriage and show horses: neat
appearance; conscientious; personal recon-
mendations WHIP, Box 49, GIT 9Th ave.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
Special Passenger Service.


H-CHERBOURG-
R'cher. May Il, :30pui iBluecher- June u
K's'n a V-3Iay24. sam Kaisertn A N.June p
D'land- Nay31, ,1O;3Oam Oceana June %
Amerika- June Z. am Deutschland. June y
Among the special features Of these ships
are: Grill Room Ritz-Carlton Restaurant
Ia carte. Elevators. Gymnasium. Palm Gar
den. Electric Baths. etc
Twin Screw Passenger Service.
DOVER LONDON OR PARIS AND
HAMBURG.
Large Twin-ScreW Vessels Of 14.0G0 tons.
Superb Passenger Accommodation
Waldersee .Nlay19.3pm Pretoria June @
P'sylvania- June . 1pm WaldeTsee-. June %
Batavia. June Q, z am Pennsylvania July Il
Patricia June 16 Batavia July Il
Mediterranean Service.
TO NAPLES AND GENOA
P. Oskar. -. June 8 tNIoltke July a
+MoItke 1900. June 12lF AdaIbert. Aug 2
p Adalbert. June 1oi P. Oskar. .---A Aug .
P. Oslar. July Il NOltke ..--- Sept II
tCalls Gibraltar; has Grill Room and
Gymnasium
TRAVELLERS CHECKS ISSUED BY
THE COMPANY
OFFICE. 81 BROADWAY. y. Y.
Phone, 1900 Rector Piers. Hoboken-
BEFORE GOING ABROAD CONSULT
THE EUROPEAN ADVERTISEMENT
THAT APPEAR REGULARLY IN THE
TRIBUNE ON SUNDAYS. WEDNESDAYS
AND SATURDAYS.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

CHEF. by man: % yems' experience IN
beth American and European houses; pri-
vate family or club preferred Address s.
r.. Tribune Uptown Once, 1864 broadway.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15
THIRD FLOOR.

ORIENTAL RUGS AND CARPETS: MOST
New-York tribune., 1906-05-15

sTENOGRAPHER.- -Typewriter, clerk; col
ored man; references: experienced. c. J.
WHITE. 3z9 West SD st.
The Newark journal. (Newark, Ark.) 1901-1959, 1906-02-23

over. Mr.. Jones being one of the
owners of the mine, went out and
told the foreman to give Webb a
Job, and after securing the place
for him, loaned him $40 to live on
until he could earn something by
working in the zinc mine.
Webb still owes S1of this, and
would have owed the ten had it
not been for the foreman ut the
mine. He was worth little in. the
mine, but got some one to help
him down to Newport, where he
also got in debt. Then he drifted
down to Little Rock. After this
we learn he went over to the In
dian Territory, from whence be
was imported to attack the private
characters of Berry and Rogers
and whoop it up for Davis and
Little. 1t remains to be seen
whether such tool can be used to
make monkeys out of the people
of Arkansas.
The YelIville Echo is owned by
". K. Jones, one of the wealthiest
men in Marion county. II this
charge which it prefers against
Webb is untrue why does he not
sue Mr.. Jones for SANDER A
judgment against him would be
as good as a government bond,
and our friend Webb could no
doubt use a few silver conscience
plasters in his business to good
advantage could then liquidate
some of those unpaid grocery bills.
And this Webb is the same
gentleman q mind you, who is
fighting Bob Rogers on the ground
that he is immoral. 1t is alleged
that Governor Davis and Judge
Little have bought the Monte Ne
Herald and hired Webb to run it..
If this is the case, and Judge
Little is the Christian gentleman
he is represented TO be, we won
der if he don't feel just little
conscience stricken when he runs
up on a copy of the Herald in his
rounds over the state.
The Newark journal. (Newark, Ark.) 1901-1959, 1906-02-23
A LIAR CALLED DOWN

A recent editorial in The journal
seems TO have touched the Monte
Ne Herald man in tender spot.
and after rubbing the warty and
NANCY little bump of donkey flesh
on the upper end of himself In q
vain endeayor to produce some
legitimate idea to use in reply,
he franticly aIighted upon his ever
ready nest of slime and proceeded
to hatch out few plain, openfaced
lies, which he uses in lieu of ar
gument, one of which is the state
ment that the editor of this paper
is a moral peryert and can guzzle
more beer in a day than Anheuser
Busch can brew in u month. "
But this is no surprise. A nat.
ural born liar like the editor of
the Monte Ne Herald can no more
keep from lying than a buzzard
can keep away from the carcass of
dead COW. If Annanias and the
editor of the Herald had lived in
the same age, a comparison Of
their records for veracity would
show that Annanias was ONLY a
bungling amatuer compared with
the Herald man.
And this wingless angel of the
tribe Of Satan has other accomp-
lishments which ought to entitIe
him to life mem bership in the
Ancient Order of United Buns
If you doubt this, read the follow
ing statement from The YellviIle
Echo concerning his personal char
acter:
He foated up against Yellville
last winter without q dollar. To
keep his family from starving, &.
. SeaweI Of North Yellville stood
tor linn at the grocery for 81. Is.
Mr. SeaweL bad to pay the bill,
and has not heard of Webb since.
J b. Rowden of North Yellville
also got sorry for him and let him
have s. % worth of grub, and he
is still waiting for his pay. Col.
Stacey of the Republican called on
Mr.. Jones Of the Echo, and told
him that there was newspaper
man in desperate circumstances IN
North Yellville. and asked him to
get Webb job in the Great East
ern mine until the cold snap was
The Newark journal. (Newark, Ark.) 1901-1959, 1906-02-23

DO the people Of Arkansas be-
iieve the Little Rock papers have
been too hard on the boodlers!9
asks the Arkansas Democrat. No,
most assuredly they do not. But
the honest, law abiding citizens Of
the state who are lovers Of good
government, clearly and right
eously administered, believe that
Justice has been outraged in some
OF the Doodle trials.