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The Irish standard., 1906-02-10

girls as soon as they are able to fill
them, and board and lodgings are pro-
vided for them until they are able to
shift for themselves.
A feature of the work, conducted by
Father Fitzpatrick is bank, where the
boys and girls who are employed on
the outside deposit fifty cents a week
of their earnings. The money is wisely
invested for them, and after they are
sixteen years old the principal, together
with the accrued interest, is given to
them If they desire to leave the institu-
ton.
The mission was founded by the late
Father Drumgoole thirty-five years ago
for the protection of homeless and des-
titute children. Mount Loretto, the
Staten Island branch of the home, is a
city of magnificent houses. The
grounds comprise 600 acres of fertile
land, upon which 700 bushels of pota-
toes and $500 heads of cabbages were
raised last year. Twenty-four expert
farmers are employed on the farm, thu
stock of which includes sixty-f1ve COWS
and four hundred hogs.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10

Brazil and Bolivia, and later between
Brazil and Peru; the Emperor Of Rus
STA has expressed his anxiety to have
a regularly accredited ambassador of
Rome at st. Petersburg; the Sultan of
Turkey and the ruler Of China were
anxious for I, papal representative at
Constantinople and Pekin; the Mikado
received, in his island kingdom, with
every mark OF honor, the extraordinary
envoy of the Pope; the Kaiser is we'll
known to be playing at Rome for the
place vacated by France; the new King
of Norway officially notified his Access
sion to the throne to the Holy See
the first official communication be-
tween Rome and Norway since the
Reformation:- While in the forthcoming
assembly of the Powers at the Hague,
it is not improbable that the Holy See
will secure the representation in their
councils that had been previously re-
fused'
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Marry Not a Man

Who never dresses up or cares how
he looks except when he goes to see
some lady.
Who thinks that comfortable home
and plenty to eat and wear should
satisfy any woman.
Who thinks that the woman who gets
him for q husband will be lucky be-
yond the rest of her sex.
Who bosses his sisters and does not
think it necessary to show them the
same consideration as other girls.
Who boasts to his men friends of his
conquests among the fair sex, and
thinks that no woman can resist him.
Who does not regard marriage as a
partnership in which there must be
mutual concessions, but would be
likely to think he owned his wife.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
row She Knew.

A young lawyer had become very
much attached to a certain Young
woman. who was somewhat celebrated
among her friends for repartee, says
Harpers Weekly. The only obstacle in
the pathway Of the young man was
his mental shyness. for while always
in command of himself in the court
room he became almost speeches. in
the presence of his adored one. AS one
method of showing his devotion it was
his custom to shower his inamorata
with presents
The young woman's mother, being
far from satisfied with the status of
the case, preached the subject.
MY dear" she said, you have let
Mr.. Brown practically monopolize your
society for year, and now have
scarcely any other callers. Has he ever
given you to understand that his in
tentions are serious?
mo, he hasn't said anything, but l
know they are"
How do you know 1t If he has said
nothing?"
The girl smiled.
Well" she said, you know he is a
lawyer and lawyers always commence
a contract with Know all men by these
presents"
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Pat McGuire's Long "Lape."

Last summer. when excursions were
being run from Providence to Newport,
r. l., an incident occurred that created
considerable laughter. Patrick Nc
CURE, n small, good-natured Irishman,
was hurrying down the street to the
wharf, when he met few friends, who
talked with him until the boat was
about to start. Pat" ran down the
street, and as he reached the wharf
the boat was pulling out into the
stream.
Not intending to get left he made a
jump. just cleared the rail. and, landing
heavily on his head, was rendered UNI
conscious for a few minutes.
When he recovered he stood up
looked back at the wharf and en-
claimed: "Jabez! what lape."
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Religion. Significance of the Month,

Religious Significance Of the Months.
The months of the year have been
dedicated by Catholic piety in the fol-
lowing manner:
January, the month of the Holy
Childhood.
February, the month of the Passion
March, the month of devotion to
st. Joseph.
April, the month of the Resurrec-
ton.
May, the month of Mary.
June, the month of the Sacred
Heart.
July, the month of the Precious
Blood.
August, the month of the Heart OF
Mary.
September, the month of the Pill
grim Orders and Of the Holy Cross.
October, the month of the Angels
and of the Rosary.
November, the month of devotion
for the Souls in Purgatory.
December, the month of the Natiy-
ity of Our Lord.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
PROBATE NOTICE.
BY the Court:
+. c. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.

PROBATE NOTICE.
State Of Minnesota, County Of Hennepin,
Probate Court.
In the Matter Of the Estate of George
w. Anderson, Deceased.
Letters testamentary on the Estate Of
George w. Anderson, deceased, late Of
the County Of Hennepin and State OF
Minnesota, being granted to Mary e.
Anderson, Of said county and state;
1t is Ordered. That six months be and
the same is hereby allowed from and
after the date of this order, in which
all persons having claims or demands
against the said deceased are required
to file the same in the Probate Court Of
said County. for examination and allow
ance, or be forever barred.
1t is Further Ordered. That the first
Monday in August, 1906, at 10 o'clock
a. M, at a general term OF said Pro-
bate Court, to be held at the Court
House in the City Of Minneapolis, in said
county, be and the same is hereby APP
pointed as the time and place when and
where the said Probate Court will ex-
anime and adjust said claims and de.
And it is Further Ordered. That notice
Of such hearing be given to all creditors
and persons interested in said estate by
forthwith publishing this order once in
each week for three successive weeks in
the Irish Standard, q newspaper printed
and published in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis, this oath day
Of January, 1906.
BY the Court:
F. c. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
PROBATE NOTICE.

State of Minnesota, County of Henne-
pin.-Probate Court.
In the Matter Of the Estate of James
Kadlec. Deceased.
On receiving and filing the final account
of the administrator Of the estate of said
deceased. and his petition praying for the
assigning the residue Of said estate to
the persons by law entitled to the same;
It is Ordered, That said petition be
heard at a general term of said court, to
be held at. the court house in the City of
Minneapolis, in. said county, on Monday,
the 5th day of March, 1906. at 10 o'clock
in the fol enoon; and that notice. Of such
hearing be given to all persons interest
ed. by publishing this order once: in each
week for three successive weeks prior
to said Gay of hearing in the Irish Stand
ard, a. newspaper printed and published
Dated at Minneapolis this 5th day OF
February, 1906
BY the Court:
F. G. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.
]. r. Corrigan,
Attorney for Administrator
1O11 New York Life Bldg.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Cheap Rates to Pacific Coast.

Commencing February Is, and con-
tlnuing until April 9TH the Minneapolis
& st. Louis r. R. will have on sale
reduced rate one-way tickets to Cali
fornia, Oregon, Washington, British
Columbia, Utah, Montana, Idaho and
Old Mexico. Rates $500 below regular
fare. Two tourist cars are run every
week to San Francisco and Los
Angeles, Wednesdays via Kansas City
and popular Santa Fe System; Thurs
days via Omaha, Denver and famous
Scenic Route" through Colorado.
Call on agents for particulars, or
address, A. B. Cults, G. P. & T. A.,
Minneapolis MINI.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
In his ADDRESS Rev NJ raward. 81,

In his address Rev. Mr.. Edwards
has proved himself unequal to the
task of handling principles. He is
no philosopher. will he. then, come
down into the field of facts and indi-
cate wherein tho parochial school is
hostile to the government of our coun~
try? Let him show. ly TACT. that any
one Milwaukee parochial school is, in
teaching or in practice, not staunch
supporter of American principles, and
l assure him that, on the instant, that
school shall be condemned AMI closed
by the patriotic Archbishop Of Mil
waukee. -.
The Catholic Church has no designs
on public schools. She is satisfied TO
leave them as they are for all who
wish them; but she does not want,
and she will not have for her children,
a system of education that does not
first, last and always take practical
recognition of man as a religious be-
ing, made such by his Creator, with a
destiny eternal, above the comprehen-
sion and capabilities Of nature unas-
sisted-nature operating in the do
main of the State. Catholics are pre-
pared to give sound, logical reasons
for the existence of their parochial
schools.
Will Rev. Mr.. Edwards advance one
sound reason against the parochial
schools? Let me now say to this unfi.
member of the Wisconsin Teachers
Associations:
We teach our children the same
things that are taught in the public
schools, and teach them as we'll and
we add, over and above, of our own
volition and at our own expense, an
element which not only improves their
characters as men and women, but
which must work unto the lasting
good of the country. Tell me Mr..
Edwards, in what particular our pa-o-
chial schools fail?
That greet, ideal American, WASH
ington. said, with prophetic warming:
Reason and experience both forbid
us to expect that national morality
can prevail in exclusion of religious
principles" 1t require, no keenness
of perception to understand that the
spirit of washington is, in this mat
ter realized in the CarOchial rather
than in the public school.
My best sympathies are with tho
serious aims and solemn purposes of
the Wisconsin Teacher: Association:
and hence say it is II pity that such
utterances as those Of the Rev. Mr..
Edwards are even a possibility in the
sessions of this f1fty-ninth annual
meeting.
J. T. McDERMOTI', d. u.
st. Mary's Hospital, milwaukee,.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
At the Conservation.

The voice of the priest grows soft and
sweet
The sacred words to tell,
And a little lad in surplice clad
Tinkles silv'ry bell.
The kneeling worshipers bend low
To praise the will divine,
And spend in prayer the moment rare
That changes bread and wine.
Then tenderly the whisper falls
On host of snowy white:
And ruby drops from hillside crops,
In chalice cleaning bright.
This is My Body, and this My Bloc H.
Lo! as the sentence ends,
In boundless love, from His throne
above,
The God of Heovr descends.
Exchange
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
PROBATE COURT.

State Of Minnesota, County Of Hennepin.
Probate Court.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of John Tel
man, Deceased.
Letters Of administration on the Estate
Ct John lehman: deceased; late Of the
Of said County and State;
by the aftidavit Of the said Anna Telman,
made and fled herein that there are Nc
John lehman, deceased:
It is ordered, that three months be
and the same is hereby allowed from and
after the date Of this order, In which all
persons having claims or demands against
same in the Probate Court of said county,
for examination and allowance. or be for
ever barred.
It is Further Ordered. that the first
Monday in May. 1906: at ten o'clock g. M.
to be held at the Court House in the City
Of Minneapolis in said county, be and the
same Is hereby appointed as the time
and place when and where the said Pro.
bate Court will examine and adjust said
And it is Further Ordered, that notice
Of such hearing be given to all creditors
and persons interested in said estate by
forthwith publishing this order once in
each week foc three successive weeks
and the eu pSh IN aad coSnty
Dated at Minneapolis, this Goth day OF
By the Court:
F. G. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.
1oi1 New York Life Bldg,
Minneapolis, MINI.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Homeseekers and Settlers.

To points in Nebraska, Eastern
Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas,
Indian Territory, Oklahoma. Texas and
Louisiana, etc. the Minneapolis & St.
Louis r. r. has placed OH sale for
February 90, March g and 20, round
trip and one way tickets at extremely
low rates for benefit of homeseekers
and settlers. ONE WAY tickets at
two dollars higher than half fare.
ROUND TRIP tickets at three fourths
of the regular one way rate, limit
twenty-one days..
Twenty-one day tickets are on sale
first and third Tuesdays to points in
other states in the Southeast, West and
Northwest, at one fare, plus $500 for
round trip. /
Don't fail to call on Nj. st. L. agents
for full particulars as to rates, ETC.,
or address A. B. Cults, G.. p. & T.. A..
Minneapolis Mimi.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
J. R. CORRIGAN,
Attorney for Administering.
1O11 New York Life Bldg,
Minneapolis, MINI.
DpopArE NorroE

State of Minnesota, County Of Henne-
pin-Frobate Court.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of John
On receiving and fling the petition
neapolis. County of Hennepin and State
Of Minnesota, representing that John
OKeefe has lately died intestate, res
ident and fnhabitant Of the County Of
Hennepin and State of Minnesota. leaving
goods, chattels and estate within this
County, and praying that administration
Of his estate be to said Mary O'Keefe
It is Ordered, That said petition be
be held at the court house in the City
of Minneapolis, in said county, on Monday,
the 9Th day Of March, 1906, At 10 O'clock
in the forenoon; and that notice of such
hearing be given to all persons interested.
by publishing this order at least once
in each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day Of hearing in the Irish
Standard, newspaper printed and pub
lished in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 7th day Of
February, 1906.
BY the Court:
F. c.. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.
John j. McTIale.
Atty. for Petitioner.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Women's Friendships.

Some people only have themselves to
thank that they do not possess more
friends.
They think they should give friend
hard service as they would door mat.
A wise woman once wrote the fol-
lowing rules for friends:
Give your intimates the same polite
treatment you give your acquaintance.
Don't use your friends house as you
would a restaurant.
Don't rush in at all hours.
Don't tell your troubles.
Don't find fault.
Be liberal with your words of praise.
Don't accept favors you can't or won't
return.
Don't try to be included in every
thing.
Don't always say that you have
something like it when she shows YOU
some new possession.
Don't interfere with the management
of servants or children.
Don't keep your friends waiting.
Don't fail them in times of trouble
Learn to overlook little things and
don't be exacting.
Help in whatever way you can.
Do not try to Guido your friend.
Be content to share attention or ad-
miration.
Don't preach.
Don't talk about yourself.
Now, ii really would seem in view of
all these rules that there is more to
friendship than most women think.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
The Man of Cheer.

We love the man with the rose on
his tongue, the man who sees the
boys dirty face, but mentions his
bright eyes, who notices your shabby
coat, but praises your studious habits,
the man who sees all faults, but who
is quick to praise. slow to blame.
We like to meet a man whose smile
will brighten up deafness, whose voice
is full of music of the birds, whose
handshake Is an inspiration and his
God bless YOU benediction. He
makes us forget our troubles as the
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
A Busy Priest.

The Rev. M. ]. Fitzpatrick, rector Of
the mission of the Immaculate Virgin,
New York, enjoys the distinction of
being the busiest priest in that great
archdiocese. Upward OF $500 homeless
children are cared for by the mission
of which he is the head; large num-
Der of the boys are taught trades; the
girls are Instructed in household duties;
situations are procured for boys and
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
PROBATE NOTICE.

PROBATE NOTICE.
state Of Minnesota, County Of Hennepin,
In the Matter Of the Estate Of William
On receiving and filing tho petition of
George Murch representing that william
dent and inhabitant Of the County Of
lHennepin and State Of Minnesota leay-
County. and praying. that administration
Of his estate be to said petitioner granted:
heard at a special term Of this Court. to
be held at the Court House in the City
10 o'clock in the forenoon; and that notice
Of such hearing be given to all persons
Interested. by publishing this order at
least once in each week for three sue
cessiye weeks prior to said day Of hear
ing. in the, Irish. Standard. q newspaper
printed and published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 31st day of
January, 1906.
By the Court:
+. G. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
To Woman.

To Woman.
TO lead. not drive man, is the wiser
plan,
For tactfulness will tame him all the
years.
And tenderness, not tyranny. he
fears.
For men We're ever but q stubborn
clan:
And long ago. since first the world be-
gan,
And stars rose dimly in the primal
spheres,
a little wit. diplomacy and tears
What havoc have they wrought with
every man!
So shall you conquer, as the gentle
rain.
Soothing his vanity to gain your
ends.
Molding his wishes till they meet
your own;
Thus as child his confidence YOU
gain.
For still to flattery his heart UNI
bends.
Only child, little larger grown.
Ernest McGaffry.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
"Yoh's in do Navy"

a Methodist negro exhorter shouted:
Come up an jine de ahmy OBJ de
Lohd!"
Use done jined." replied one of the
congregation.
Wizard you jine?" asked the ex-
horter.
I'm de Baptis' Chu'ch."
why. chile said the exhorter, "yoh
amt in de ahmy; yohs in de navy"
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10

ravens dismal croak is forgotten when
the wood thrush sings.
Cob bless the man Of cheer. There
is plenty of trouble here and we need
not increase it. There is a lot of dy-
ing done ahead of time.
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10

What Noah Did: The story is told
of Il congressman that he once de-
clared in an address to the house, "As
Daniel Webster says in his diction-
|ary."
ut was Noah who wrote the diction-
ary,' whispered Il colleague who sat
at the next desk.
Noah nothing" replied the speaker.
Noah built the ark
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Only in Jest.

Weariman-"Is this the Office of
Quigley's quick cure?'
Patent Medicine Man-"Yes.''
Gimme six bottles for my wife"
Tried all other remedies without
success, eh?"
mo; she amt ill at all, but 1 saw in
your advertisement where a woman
wrote after taking six bottles, I am a
different woman and + have hopes
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10

Grace-"They say that Miss Forty
odde was named after her aunt Geor-
giana." Gwendolyn-"She looks as If
she was named before her aunt Geor-
giana."
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10
Settlers Rate to Minnesota, Dakota and
Canada.

On every Tuesday during March and
April the Minneapolis & st. Louis R. r.
will place on sale special second class
settlers tickets at extremely low rates
for benefit Of settlers to the Northwest
Call on agents for rates, or address A
3. Cults. q. P. & T. A.. Minneapolis,
Ainn. 8, i
The Irish standard., 1906-02-10

Mrs. Newlywed was doing her mar
keting. "How's your liver this morn
irg?"' she asked critically.
"Fine," replied the butcher. "How's
yours?"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-02-24
SOCIAL AND
PERSONAL.

Two OF the prettiest luncheons Of the
week were those given respectively by
Mrs, Hardness and her daughters. Mrs
Sharp and Mrs Davis at the Alta club
and the luncheon by Mrs. WILDER FlOgy
at the Kenyon for her sister, Mrs Jack
Jerne of California. The decorations at
both were in the Japanese idea and
were delightful affairs.
Mr.. G. S. Burton left on Tuesday for
Los Angeles for 10 days stay, AMI
VIII be accompanied on his return by
Mrs Burton. who is staying there.
Mrs. Henry NJ. Dinwoodey has re-
turned from Chicago. where she has
spent the past two months.
Mr., Lyman Wightman and his daugh-
ter Della OF Chicago have been visiting
with their relatives. Mr.. and Mrs. W.
A. Miles, at y south First West street.
Before they return home Mr. Wight
man and his daughter intend spending
few months in California sight seeing.
Miss Edyth Ellerbeck will leave short
~ for Palo Alto TO attend a reunion
Of her Stanford surority.
Mr.. and Mrs A. c. Rees. 3ls north
Third West. entertained at quiet din
ner party on Washlngtons birthday.
Covers were laid for seven.
Mr.. and Mrs, Benner X. Smith will
entertain Informally at dinner this eve
ming,
Mrs w II. Dale entertained at bridge
yesterday afternoon and evening at hel
rooms In the Miller fiat,
Mrs Howard stowe has returned
from an eastern trip.
The dancing social given mt Unity
hall last evening under the auspices OF
the First Unitarian society was most
enjoyable affair. The hall WAS filled,
nearly 200 persons being present.
Al the home OF Mr.. and Mrs. w II.
King last night the Junior Elks enjoyed
a delightful evening. about % making
up the party.
The Washington's birthday charac-
ter ball given ny the Nineteenth Ward
Dramatic club was a most decided sue
cess. Many and various were the char
acters represented. A Chinaman and
a Mexican sustained by Mr.. John Rey-
nolds and Mr., Richard Newton, re-
ceived the first and second gentlemen's
prizes, respectively, The Old Woman
In the Shoe and Martha Washington,
sustained by Miss Nellie Howarth and
Miss Grace Sutherland. respectively,
received first and second ladies' prizes
Other characters well represented
were The Children of the Shoe, Twin
Babies, Chinese Lady Of Fashion, Ro-
meo, Baseball Players, Red Riding
Hood, Aurora, Night, Cowboy, Butter
cup. Cowgirl, Goddess of Liberty,
lrishman and many others. The hall
was very prettily decorated with the
national colors- The music was ex-
cellent and the dancing superb. In
every particular the club established
Itself as q strong organization in the
way Of giving q good time.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

salt Lake Theatcr--The old saying
that familiarity breeds contempt may
frequently be true in less obnoxious
sense. For instance 1t may develop
indifference or lack OF interest And
that is precisely what II did last night
IN the case OF the presentation OF The
Bohemian Grl' by the Roscian Comic
opera company. The Salt Lake public
he's heard this famous old opera so
often that II can almost he rendered
by the people. Small wonder then that
there was not AN outpouring 20 Wit
ness It. However there was fair
sized audience, and in the main. a good
performance. The principals all ac-
quilted themselves with credit and
some recalls were deseryedly won by
them. But as TO the chorus, 1t cannot
be said that Il either pulled or sang
together The solos, Il Dreamt Dwell
IN Marble Halls by Miss Nola In the
role OF Airline, and "The Heart Bowed
Down by Mr. Campbell, We're well re-
celved and warmly applauded.
The company winds up its Sal, Lake
engagement this evening when 1t gives
Fra Diavoo" This afternoon "El
Captain" went to a well patronlzed
matinee,
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