Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-10-27
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She Con sbipboard) is the moon up,
lear? He-If it isn't it's lonesome -
Exchange
Madam-Haye you had experience?
Jook--I'ye had tin places this MONTH
darper's Bazaar.
Tommy-Pop, what is fret. work?
rommy's Pop-Wrinkles, my SON.
Philadelphia Record.
She-So you have had a great many
thrilling escapes? He-Yes--I am still
| bachelor.-Detrolt Free Press.
us he Il criminal or corporation
awyer?" Both. He's criminal cor
>oration lawyer. omaha News.
Ethel-How long have the Newly
iches been in society? Bob--Frem the
say they play golf l should judge about
wo days.-Judge.
Bacon-She says she is IS years old.
igbert-Well, she looks as il she
would say she was about that Old
fonkers Statesman.
Tommy-Ilow do girls spend their
ime? Jimmy--Trying to make little
Boys stop asking questions and big
roys begin Exchange.
Medium see large dark obstacle
Using suddenly in your way Railroad
Hagnate-I guess that's my coal stock.
Baltimore American.
Life is 50 uncertain" she said. II
snow II" he replied, let's get married.
)ne of us may die within a few years"
Chicago Record Herald.
"De man dat nurses unreasonable
hopes, said Uncle Eben, may be fool
sh, but amt 50 foolish us de one dat
lurSos vain regrets Washington
star.
Il see. Katie, that New York is to
1aye one policeman to every 521 inhab-
tants," said the lady of the house.
Well. mu'am. I've got mine" was
\aties reply,-Yonkers Statesman.
He DO you remember the night I
tsked YOU to marry me? She-Ies,
/ lear IIc-For whole hour we sat
here. and not n word diu you speak.
/ Al. that was the happiest hour of my
! lie. Exchange.
! Il would deem ii great favor II
.ou would give me little writeup."
said the poet to the editor. Nothing
would please me more" replied the edit
br when do you contemplate dying2
! Milwaukee Sentinel.
You must change this ending, said
he theatrical manager; Il want II play
hat ends happily. IAN right" replied
he obliging dramatist; I'm have my
nero and heroine divorced In the last
let, "-Philadeph Record.
Not the Kind He Wanted.--A smart
7oung fellow called out TO farmer
who was sowing seed in his field. "Wcll
lone, old fellow, you sow; reap the
'ruits" Maybe you WILL said the
armer for I'm sowing hemp"
Grandfather enthusiastically Say,
Willie, don't you want to 20 through
! oy shop with me this afternoon and see
III the pretty things? Willie (indircr-
ntly) lin willing to. pop, If you viii
/ get any pleasure out of lt.-Llfe.
mir. Jones'" said the office boy. II
| GOT ter get off dis afternoon. Me gran
mother Is dylu'," I've something for
'0u to do today. Johnnie" said Mr..
tones but you may 90 at O'Clock"
'Aw, wot good is O'Clock Fudge.
News Editor Here's cable from
'0nstantinople saying the SuItnn's prln
lpal amusement 1s soaring his wives
uto fits Managing Editor Well. head
{ a arrm.Scnrrm Fellow" and run
In the joke column. Philadelphia
lecord
You say you wouldn't like to get
Dut%' exclaimed the prison visitor.
why, / thought YOU we're In for life"
'Oh. worse than that, ma'um" replied
lac convict. I'm IN for C)ubie hfe.
We got two wives wnltin. outsidc."-~
philadelphia Ledger
First What are you waiting
or? Why don't you finish your letter
% ENaf SECOND Girl don't know
whether to say Ever yours with truest
Owe" or simply Yours alcclionntely"
Ton see / emit endure Ella--I think
he's detcstable Tlt-Eits.
Gracle-Oh, MI Nocoyne. how Lovely
,f you to bring me these beautiful
oscs. How sweet they are, and how
'rcsh, do believe there is little
law on them yet, Mr. Nocoyne-
N-aru. yes there Us. but I'll pay 1t