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Cañon City record., 1906-09-13

Ladies six-gored walking skirt, the
front and back cores laid in plaits with
inverted plat at hip. Cut in sizes e2, "a,
so, 2s, 80 and 81 inches waist measure.
Price IS cents.
Ladies street dress OF silk warp cash
mere, trimmed with shaped empiecements
OF light weight broadcloth in the same
or deeper shade, with vest of silk or
lawn. The most striking feature OF the
coming fashions are shown in this adj
vance model. The shaped armhole trim
ming, the flat, epauletted collar, and the
battlemented effect of the skirt trimming,
Cañon City record., 1906-09-13
Bits Of Information.

Cotton is the most valuable export Of
the United States.
-Four times as many immigrants como
from Italy as from Ireland.
When Captain Cook discovered Ha-
waii, in 1873, it had population OF 200
600. At the present time there are only
$1,000 natives in the islands.
The maximum suicide age is between
sixty-hve and seventy-fve.
According to Caesar, France, in his
day. was much colder than Britain.
The sense in which man falls furth-
est behind the lower animals is that OF
smell.
In Korea bachelors wear skirts, and
are not promoted to trousers until they
marry.
The United States army is The small
est i'll proportion TO the size of the coun-
try 1t works out at one man to every
twenty square miles.
Mexico holds a record in possessing
over three hundred different kinds OF
hpmminQ birds.
The penguin is the only bird tina,
matches its eggs not in sitting but in
standing-up position.
A practical breech-loading gun was in
vented in 1900, yet brccch-loaders never
came into use for another one hundred
and seventy years.
Chilli was the first South American
state to build railways, OF which it nov
has nearly three thousand miles.
No goods can be landed in Turkey
which bear trademark at oil resembling
crescent.
Japan is perhaps the only country ir
the world in which no woman is ashamed
of her age. A japanese ladys age car
be told from her dress.
Cañon City record., 1906-09-13
CATALOGUE OF MIsNoMERs.

"A silver shoehorn is misnomer,"
said a philologist. $50 is wooden
milestone. So is steel pen.
"A shoehorn is piece of horn, ac-
cording to its name. How can it be made
of silver? In like manner. milestone
cannot be made Of wood-though they
have them, the same as nutmegs in Con-
neeticut-nor can pen, which strictl,
means feather, be made of steel.
Irish. stew is dish unknown in Ire
land. Jerusalem artichokes were never
heard Of in Jerusalem. Prussian bite
does not come from Prussia, but from
the red prussiate of potash.
Galvanized iron is not galvanized; It
is zinc-coated. Catgut is not the gut OF
cats, but of sheep. Kid gloves dc not
come from kid skins, but from lamb
skins.
Sealing wax has no wax in it, nor
is it a by-product Of the seal. Worm
wood bears no relation either TO wood
or worms. Rice paper is never made
from rice. Salt is not salt.
Copper coins are bronze, not copper.
India ink is unknown in India. Tur-
keys come from our own country, from
Turkey never"
Cañon City record., 1906-09-13
TOO soRELY TEMPTED.

A ten-ycar-old street urchih, product
of the tenement, was recently accused
Of stealing jam from a woman living in
an adjoining house. When brought 10
the Children's Court the child confessed,
broke down and wept. The judge looked
at him pityingly.
my boy" he said kindly, "how many
times have you dore this 7"
"Onct," was the reply.
will you promise not to steal any
more jam?'
yep" be muttered between his sobs.
"if she'll keep her pantry door locked all
the time"
Cañon City record., 1906-09-13
SHAVED SOME ONE ELSE.

An officer of certain regiment was
one morning inspecting his company on
parade when he came to an Irishman
who had evidently not shaved for some
days. Hating in front Of the man, he
said:
Doyle, how is it you have not shaved
this morning7"
"Oi have, sorr," was the reply.
How dare you tell me that said the
officer, with beard on YOU like that r
well, sorr," said Paddy, "it's loike
this. There's only one looking glass in
our room, and there was nine Of us
all shaving at the same time, and maybe
Oi shaved some other chaps face"
Cañon City record., 1906-09-13

Two thousand vessels are lost at sea
every year.. with 1900 people. The
money loss Is about one hundred million
dollars.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
OPINIONS or OTHERS
Party Pfs,forn1s.

Patty plat rDs have rarely posed
tie really vital political issues Of the
country The provisions are usually
trimmed TO catch the doubtful eiemef
Of the electorate Except in a. few
Eerersllties put forlh 10 preserve he
c'idiiy Of the old alignment platforms
are nodded o. bumor the uhima Of
y yctal tates. Thus these utterances
as a rule. arc political rather thar
p.triotic. u must he plain even 70 the
drI'est Of men that the season d.
rrsnds something more than the e
emptv deliveTanCeH Time was when
party platform counted In the con
test They should be made n count sn
the Affairs Of The rsti q nov Demo
cracr. after sixty ye3rs n unfnterre II
"a p-wer.. went into decline at the
close If the Buchanan adminietrst
The war broke upon the country aud
ch77red the old order. Democratic
platforms since that time have largely
tee1 Ct . negative character. But a.
length We have arrived a. the time
Wien We ma with profit return 70
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
ANNOUNCEMENTS
ILLINOIS CENTRAL r. II.

ILLINOIS CENTRAL r. "
The Illinois Central maintains
Double Daily Service. and operates
the best of trains. with Dining Cars.
RnfetT.ibrary Cars. Chair Cars. and
Sleeping Cars. from Chicago. ST.
Louis. Cincinnati and Louisville south
20 New orleans. The best road for
reaching the Winter Tourist resorts
Of the south. including
NEW ORLEANS. VIckS6URG. HAM
MoND. IA, GULFPoRT. MISS.
HAVANA VIA NEW ORLEANS
Havana. Cuba. ia best reached via
the Iluois Central through service TO
New Orleans and the new ocean liner.
twin-screw. uineteen-lnot
HOT SPRINGS. ARK. FLORIDA.
DAILY Sleeping Car without change
Chicago 10 Hot Spring. with connec-
ions at Memphis from Cincinnati and
Louisville.
Through Dixie Flyer" Sleeping Car
line ST. Louis to jacksonville Via
Nashville. Chattanooga and Atlanta.
MEXICO. CALIFORNIA.
Illinois Central Weekly Excursions
TO California. Excursion cars through
TO LIS Angeles and San Francisco as
follows: Via New Orleans and the
Southern Route everV Friday from
Chicago. every Tuesday from Cincin-
natl and Louisville. Via Omaha and
the coenic Route every Wednesday
from Chicago
FtrIL PARTICULARS concerning
all Of the above can be had Of agents
Of the Illinois Central and connecting
lines or Nv addressing either OF the
undersigned.
a. n. HANSON. q. T. NJ. 80.
Chicago, Ill.
S. O. HATCH. g. ?. A.
f-hiraen. ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

first principles, We should dema d
the simple system cf government ar
vocnted and maintained by Jeffcr on
and Jackson, so that the American GOV.
eminent in all It's departments, may
be returned to the righttul hers-thc
American people. New Orleans Tines
Democrat
The Burton Case.
For the second time Ulited States
senator has been fund guilty of cor
rupt practices In July la Senator
j. II Mitchell Of Oregon; was convict
ed OF having, IN violation of law acted
as attorney for clients having business
the departments at Washington, ana
also of completely In public land trans.
actions ana had to yacate his office
He was recommended FIR mercy by the
jury but preceding appeal ne died mi
December Several year ago Senator
Ralph Burton pf Kansas was charge
with similar mafeasauca III office, in
receiving conponSat on for services
rendered before the PoStoff &c Depart
mcnt in Washington in behalf Of all
client He was convicted before the
United States Federal Court for the
Eastern district Of Mi souri, last year, |
and sentenced TO nine mo1ths impris /
llment in Jail and to pay a fine OF |
$500 From tn S verdict appeal was |
AIKEN to the Supreme Court which yes
erday. through Justice HARLAN hand 7
d down an opinion confirming The nc
ion n the lower court Senator Bur
on was elected 10 the Senate to sue.
,eed Lueien Baker and took his seat /
daFch 4. 1901 His term will expire I
Iaroh i, 1901
Tit conviction and decision f the
supreme Court co7iirm NJ 1t does
lot. pso facto, vacate the office since
hat can only be do1e by death resg
lati Or the action Of the senate,
which BY concurrence Of a twothirds
ole can expel a member But the
'enalty admdged by the@c0urt will be
without regard TO such action
nless the President ehould intervene
nth a pardon --Courier-Journal
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
A LION ADVENTURE
IN WHICH AN ENGLISH OFF,
GER is THE HERO.
A Keen Sportsman--Shoots Lioness
Two Lions Lament Over Dead
Three Slain in a Single
Night.

A young English officer arrived last
August at Simba station near Naropi,
in East Africa, on the Uganda railway
from Mombasa TO the Lake of Victoria
Nyanza.
Simba, In the native language, means
lion, and the country around abounds
in hons, 100 laborers having been
killed there in the construction OF the
railway. About 300 yards from the
station is tank, supported by pi!iars
for feeding the railway engines. Be
low this tank was pool formed by
droppings from the tank, ard the liens
came at night to drink water there
The young English officer, Capt
Chauney Hugh Stegand, is the SON of
William Stegand a well-known au-
thor and formerly Fl. b. NJ consul
eonsecutively for Sicily and the Phil
ippine islands
. He was travelling on duty by the
Uganda railway, and passed the nigh
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to April 20, l9C6.
TIN FAST MAIL SOuIr
Shortest and 1uick.st Housase
ST. Louis & Chicago

I!32s m. Daily Chicago Vestihule Limited,
arriving I'm Chicago at II ,Sa a. m connecting
with al. ernoon trains for all points esst and
north
2:2O n. IN. Daily 81, Louie Htght bprnItvri
arriving In st Louis 81 7 us n m. connecting
al Union station for all points west Sleepins
cars open al g:4a p. M.
6:lOa. M, Chicago daylight ENErotn
,rcert Sunday, makes all stops between Cairo
ID Chicago, arriving In Chicago At 1850 =. N
F:fOa. m. 81. Louis Morning Express
rcept Sunday, arriving la 81. Lonis ~ il;s
making sli stops.
II;i5 n. m. 81. Louis Fast MnL. arri'-
pg in st. Louis At 500 p In.
T1iI6 ~. m. ChirsCo Midday Special
arriving in Chicago, $3.50 p M
2:36p. ub. itsuy At. Iupls Ltmtteds ar
fiviuR Ia at. Louis at 3 05 p. IN, connecting
Urtun station for Kansas City, Omahs Cen
Ter, san Frsncisoo and sll points vert
2s35 y. I'm. Afternoon Express for Cdtn,
efinKbam, Matt.on. Toions, champaign
ssgo
q am ~. Thebes accommodation.
1913 d. m. hieaEo and Fastorn NIX
Jress arriving In EhiGsgo ri 80 g. III indiAn
lpolis Tao Cipcinnati, 7:3O =. n',, Ruhsio, s;1
D. ~, New York 7:bo =. Sleeping osrs
Chicago,
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Jen 9nyH Arr
Rrally Bah
BY ID. r. TILLEY,
OF Massachusetts State Board of Charity.
ormation through this source.

ormatlon through this source.
All OF us old and young have that be appealed
believe that is only by reaching the best that bow show
ing to him that while he may be enjoying the pans childhood
getting what he believes to be pleasure thcom he hurting him
self and that he alone and else the thereby
Kindness and sympathetic interest boys welfare will
believe accomplish much the way than the rod
which many inclined first without at
tempting what be done through appealing to the better Gle
ncnt in the boy
or course It may be true that boy committing an ofcnse
which the parent teacher objects be punished
through means OF whipping but after the whipping over the
child has the regard for administers it. Ger
tain this true in the Of the teacher and we have
many teachers who may be able mpar knowledge but have
OF lic work
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
April Circulation.

The above Is correct and true
statement Of the circulation Of The
Cairo Bulletin for the year 1895 and
for the month Of April, f90G
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
BuiIness Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this first day Of May. 1906.
LEO j. KLEB,
Notary Public.
My commission expires Jan is, 1909.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Board Of County Commissioner
GEORGE PARSONS.
DIR. EDWIN J. CAUSE.
j. J. JENNELLE, Chairman.


Arctic explorers state that the water
which will alay our THIRST ausmcnt5
it when CONCEALED into snow, and that
the natives OF the Arctic regions pr
fer enduring. the utmost extremity OF
thirst rather than attempt to remove
it by consuming snow, Yet If the
snow be melted, it becomes drinAable
water
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Aaftult Afphs
Jnh,trltrr nf fnulr
BY REV. FRED A. WE'LL.

effort defeat the high license aldermen No
a position holds will shield him when he
wrong What determines public judgment the sentiment
through The influence received by the individual
touches elbows With pure and lives
1t such lives that shape the future of this nation do
little the forming Of societies prevent crime especially when these
legitimate products and not political machines disguise
need them Yet the problem the handling of the Young
another generation OF criminals and degenrae popagated
The large cites @ need paground and require many things
influence healthy living physically and
spiritually upon is bows and gi But oi all strange
the nation demands that parents fulfill their obligations
children and the giving personal family
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
SOUTHERN DIVISION

CHE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO MEMPHIS
NASHVILLE, CHATTANOOGA, AT
lANTA, JACKsoNsiLLF, Ma
VANNAH, VJCKaRuR9
and JACKSONVILLE
3,Oh n. m. "The Dixie Flyer hsnphie
sAsbville aud jacksonville.
a;AOa m Memphis and New Oriesss lJsni''
ed via Memt his, srriviog In Memphis ~ s'a5
a. m. and New Orleans sii5 p, M.
600 n. M, Paducah and ounttlls'
I:ii r. IN. :, daily. Memphis snd New Orlssn
Fast Mail arriving 10 Memphis At % y m aud
New Orlesus At $40 n. M.
I,tIp m, daily, Nashville, CssispoorsaDd
Atlanta.
600 nm Memphis srd New orlssns rpeois
arrive IN Memphis Ut II 10 M New orlsAn
IN rs q. IN.
2 55p m. Paducsh ana inut vile.
ss ror through pesets, sieepink car sco"m
uodatlons ind further information srply At
Illinois Central Passenger station. u.t'o, III.
.. W. Gross, Tit. As',
"a, HATCH, q. PA.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

without live stock Down East with bovine
The Music Master with its wholesome character types
realistic IIedda Gab wih. morbid digging souls My
definition realism would be: Artcialy blended with
o reality.
There no intention declaring Down
realistic play because production includes any than
the intention OF insisting that "Shore Acres realistic
play because does include When the shown the
requires such animals there question in mind OF the
legitimacy using them Uper these circumstances they give the
verismlude Of truth Anything which does that makes for realism
Clyde Fitchs comedies full OF Their bodies
which recognize dramazon OF everyday life their legs
incidents which appeal Implications OF commonplace
episodes their horns speeches such from the mouths Of
people know The author his and
precisely the about do talk and reast
The motocar dialogue in Man and Supeman realistic the
from the funeral in The Climbers realistic
story Of Alabama full OF trencant truth and simple sincerity will
always stand as the high point which realism and ideaism
lay claim myself photography in the The
L. lie Gray Lady where Anna Gray rctcS night The wind
ing the alarm clock the conccag the purse watch under
her pillow the placing Of that pillow itself white slip are super
hcaly realistic
We only the beginning realism stage America
We being hampeed and held back theatrical
who told Tom Robertson that to conclude
without coupet and by the kind found
ndcency in Margaret Fleming The spirit which every in
noyaon dangerous detrimental the achievement best
the heate III the which brands everything deep
vital immoral Despite these obstacles no que on
that every yeay brings to the accomplishment genuine
realism long PLAY feel while we think the
u DEPICTS every day life the greatest dranst will be the man
inject the dull and ordinary that interest
ing extraordinary IS and will be- commonplace
life its little JOYS and little concentrated focused unn
by megt and gded by the glory their setting that
make really excellent and excelenly realistic drama.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

Very few BOYS are
really bad, but the
treatment we are now
applying tends to make
them so.
w h ipping may
have a deterrent effect
on the so-called baG
boy, but we can never
hope for complete ref
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

The Bulletin Is on sale at the fol
lowing places:
coleman's, PA Eighth street.
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

Cairo 10 Poplzr BfuH. M9.. end Return
{315. s~cornt nesting So1tlea=t Ms
701rl b-Ummers' association u ke
cold MAJ 2a "a. -. 9c. good for re.ufn
20 ard i7clHd.ne Stay 27tn Trains
leave Cairo $3.50 a. m. and 20 D. n.
via Iron Mountain.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Cost Of oulnine

Outline ussa to7cost Si21 PEI kiio-
gram NoE ID an he bought a. Ba-
tsvis Tor seven dollars pc. kilogran.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation for the year 1905 .,.... 2t28
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lat on for the month Of April,
1906 Observation-Disclosures. 2t05
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Works Both Ways.

Success spells some people and
makes others entirely too fresh
Judge.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.
FOR Supreme Court Justice.
AN INTERESTING QuARTETrE.

Who the Republican nominee for
county clerk win be il matter for
much speculation: but who the a.
pirant. az ayailables. are or ma be. j.
les difficult 10 get al Some time ago
in the early pare of the campaign. sew
eral names were handed about among
Republ esn voters as probable or po7-
sible timber for this part Of the
ticket bit this was before II was ba-
lisved that Mr.. Miller would make gu.
earnest effort to succeed himeeH
when IT came TO be understood that
he wished to stand for re election all
talk of others ceased amotg Repub
glicans. except among few.
With the pc tive announcement
now that Mr.. Miller Is out Of the race
the other names are again in the pub
lie mind. and foremost among them
are those Of the quauette represented
with wonderful truth to nature in the
cartoon on the first page of this paper
-Messrs Snyder. Rector, Roche and
Thlstlewpcd It Is not matter of
record that the Q gen 'iemen have ever
sung in public. but this does not sig
Nifty that they could net do so. Ger.
tainly. no one WI dare 10 say that
thl> have no music in their souls, for
that would mean they were fit for
treasons. strataeems and spoils'-ihe
which We all know they are not
Nor can we doubt thaf they could
ting with much enthusiasm ana with
heaTable harmony. that charming little
love gem. I've Longing in Nv
Heart For You when moved by the
inspiration that emanates with ire
,istible power from the vacant county
clerks chair But lis no u-e tuning
up" hoy, There's ie3 headed lad in
the field who can soften rocks" and
bend a knotted OAK" with his
magic numbers and persuasive
cound.. and he has hat chair already
under his spell.
II Is understood. of course. that Mr.
Miller va not re- ign but viii ecrye
on his present term The remaining
months Of nj term will be busy ones
The atcessor'E books and the tax col
lcctor's books ere 10 be Irado MP aud
he will direct this work. and see 10 o.
that The books are gotten in shape for
hi successor
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

-Nl- II ~
Teacher-Now, Bobby. Where Is st
Paul2
Bobby-In heaven. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
Grnmth nf Rraltsm
lit Drumatir Art
aaazg de fact that most dictionaries
BY CHARMING POLLOCK.
Dramstizer of THE Pit" In the Bishops Carriage

The fact that most dictionaries de
fine the word clearly it is quite certain that any dozen per
sons would give many interpretations to the phase
Realism in Dramatic Art' To the average admircr Of
Lottie Blair Parker and Jerome Eddy realism
The devotee Of lbsen Will tell you that realism inn
morality There many different cxpositions OF the
subject there various kinds o. plays The Century
declares that realism is the representation Of
what is real in fact and surely this makes Shore Acres
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

Da..nnnnre For New York and caste n
passengers cities shond bear in mind
In at the I'll bois Control Is the quickest route
by mary hours, leaving Cairo At 7;lb y. m and
arriving in New Y. TX att 80 the second day
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24

Alexander County, Population 22,9s4
County Judge. VIM s. DEWEY.
County Clerk, JESSE Il. MILLER
Circu Clerk, LEE n DAVIS
sheriff JAS. s, ROCHE.
Coroner, DIR. JAMES McMANUb.
County Superintendent vi pcnusis
PROF. JOHN SNYDER
Assessor and Treasurer. FRANK n
DAVIS
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY

Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pot
uiatirr 1917.
Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS
Clerk, H. A. HATCHER.
Treasurer. JAMES QUINN
Comptroller, Il. 8. DEWEY
Police Magistrate, A. J. ROSS.
Chef of Police, M. 3 EGAN.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-05-24
HOW THE TRAINS RUN
TRAINS DEPAR1


No &c. - 2 8 pr
No &c.. - at
No 6 2,2e p m
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DARTMOUTH COLLEGE
NOTES

On Friday, the Dartmouth Med
zeal School graduated ten stu
dents. The address was given by
DR.. |. j. Prouty of Keene, and
the comforting of diplomas, by
DR.. William Smith, Dean of the
Medical faculty. The members
of the class were, John w. Bowler,
Hanover. Hamlin p. Bennett,
Pennington. Edward A. Bull
lard, Cambridge, Mass. Charles
B. Chedel, Randolph, Vt. Willis
p. Craig, NARROW. Irwin H. Farr,
Holyoke, Mass. Geo. I'll. Foss,
Pittsfeld. Park r. Huyet, Lake
port. Roy w. Mather, Durham,
and Carl G. McConrison, North
Berwick, Me.
A lecture on Color in Nature !;
was given in Dartmouth Hall,
last Monday evening, illustrated
by large number of lantern
slides, by Prof. w. HI. Dudley,
lecturer in the Extension Divi-
sion of Chicago University. The
lecture closed in time for the
audience to attend the concert at
College Hall.
The Orpheus Club concert, as
sisted by Mrs. Kilduff of Boston,
and George Leon Moore of New
York, was a decided success both
in point of numbers, and in the
excellence of the performance of
chorus and soloists.
The Rev. F. L. Janeway, assist
ant pastor of the Madison Avenue
Presbyterian Church, New York
City, preached in College Church
last Sunday.
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Zion City industries, which have
been under Dowie's control, have
been incorporated. This has been
done without Dowie's consent and
is the result of an tattempt to ex-
tricate the business of the city from
impending catastrophy. The in
dustries of Zion are many and they
must have yielded good profits to
allow the extravagances of the Zion
list pilgrimages, but they could not
stand the strain. Under proper
business conditions, we could inn
agine that they would be paying
investment.
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That Question, "Will He Bolt?'

The BTaeboro Romer
the said:
deal
1902 still fresh his mind but maybe he will promise"
the of March 27h
Everybody Talks But Proctor parody of popular often quoted
the hurled
which
Mr. Clements demand whether
1902 which generally admitted His claim that he boted
republicans elected will
Mr. Proctor
without making corresponding clean
the Proctor make