The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1906-07-26

HuMoR FROM A N


Le Pclc Mcic: on to tho sea.-M. Dura
piat-why have you taken only one return
ticket instead OF tw0T
Nine. D.-For cconOmy's sake. my poor
jules. You scc. you are so very WI. to
take a return FOR you would be foolish.
Echo Dc Paris: Hc-i never 80 you nj
the Durochrts now, Have you ceased
visiting them?
she--YcS. their reception was so cooi.
Hc-why not 40 today7 The weather
l. as hot as can b..
rclc Mclc: Profcssor-Tcil me what you
know OF sodium chloride.
student remains dumhD
Profcssor-Tcii me what you know OF
common salt. then.
Studcnt-Sal: H. that white stun which
makes food ,aatclcss when you don't put
any In u.
Figaro: How usly Ina, Leblond woman
Yet she was beautiful once. 70 It APP
pears"
so Il no hanger appears. you mean"
k.rc: shc-How can YOU say I'm pretty
I know very well that I'm old. I shall
soon be quite gray. and look. here IL "A
wrinkle.
He-wnnklc? Never. Thnta merely tho
trace lcf, by your dlmply smiles.
Sourire: Belgium TO the FORA num-
Der OF commercial travellers were telling
tales at n Toulouse cafe. and the good
Southcrncrs were telling fairly tai! ones.
when the conversation turned TO wonder
ful echoes n Belgian could stand u no
longer ard burst In with: Everything
49,. - a.. - NFN a. l. ..was 50 "A laaW
In the Bols dc In Camhre "a brussels we've
not an echo that'r truly marvellous. IL
you shout out. How are you. old fellow
the echo will Immediately reply. Pretty
we'll. thank you"
Ron vivant: stun and s;arvc.-Tcnor OF
Operate c~Cmpauy-iiow sad ~ llfe' Here
lam earning , fraca a DAY. and ! must
spend 4 10 stun out my calves. II they are
TO be anything like ~prcscEtab!c.
Figaro: Old bus hcrse TO his compan-
ions. after sadly contemplating one Of the
new automobile 'buFcs: II tell YOU over
and over again. hat All tails wouldn't have
happened II we'd only had the sense TO
form "A labor union"
Rire: The humorous Janitor. -would-Be
T"nant-Ncs. this li;ile INT h not bad. but
1900 francS IL somewhat dear. Haven't
you anything under that?
Janltor-ThcTc t. the cellar.
sourirc; Fird; Raw Recruit From the
Couutry-t'vc got n letter from my broth
cr. who RAYS he l. travelling. and ] nm TO
reply. In; be doesn't give any address.
Second ~ R-You fool. write him nj
one" aud toll him 20 send sou the address
By return. - coursc.
Journal NuFnn;: Mr.. Newton Cat an
art sale. iudiEnantly)-Th~Fc people have
so; plenty % check. They call this n
collection" Of lectures. ard I haven't been
able 10 discover two alike.
Tel" Nlclc: where are you on to IN
such "a hurry
TO ;hc doctor. for my husband
what Ep wi,h him.
"Iic tells M" b. haa not hcraiitis. dys-
p"psia. rheumatism. ucphrl;!s and ccrcbro-
spinal meningitis"
Holy tcrroys: Where did he get nil
that"
why. n mar induced him TO buy n
medical dictionary, and he's just begun
reading It
Pele Mclc: S,inEy Patient tanxious for
4 free consultation. happening 10 meet
his doctori-Now. tell me, doctor. what
do YOU DO when you have a co!d-
Doctor ,not 10 be cauEhu-What DO I
aoT Wen. my dear sir. whcn l nave n
.old. | cough. just simply cough.
Pee Mcic: At the cemetery gates. SYM
pathetic friend 90 Mr.. Stingy. who has
Just buried his wife-Now. my friend. YOU
mustn't give way TO grief like that. You
must think OF the future. You must get
over this and marry again.
Stingy-Of course. I must. I've stiil
about 80 visiting cards printed. Monsieur
ms Madame stingy." and II l do not
marry thcyll lie useless.
Pcle Mcic: Kind hearted old gent to
ocEgar-what ala YOU do. my poor friend.
before you were blind
Bcggar-what did do Wei. sir. be-
fore being blind l was deaf and dumb.
Pcie Melc: I've very hard luck this
week. Six OF my patients have actually
decided TO get we'll"
We'll. It's your own fault. Instead OF
sisitlng them twic" or thrice a day. you
should leave them alone and 80 on In your
automobile"