The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-15
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Horrors Of the cigar Packlngnouse- Of the
Canned Smell Made Up Into the Little Brown CYL
inders-A Scientific. Yap Analyses Tobacco Smoke
and Finds It Full of Toohooders.
WE DO not know what may be within yon saus.
M ages delicate, fmy laceWork folds, but VIC
do know what is in the cigar scientific
zap with spectacles and breath has ana1yzed it.
The composition Of smoke is most complex, par
ticularly Of tobacco smoke The analysis gave nico
tine pyridc bases formic aldehyde, ammonia, methy
lamin, pyrro sulphuretted hydrogen, prussc acid,
butyrc acid carbonc acid oxide of carbon the steam
of water an etherzed empyreumatc oil and tarry or
resinous products, among which he detected small
quantities of pheno Of all the products OF tobacco
the most nicotine, Pyridic: and methy-
amn bases prussic acid sulphuretted hydrogen oAiue
of carbon and empyreumatic OIL
When you sit down the porch after dinner and
Sigh with comfort you draw out the little brown
! cylinder that Kipling referred to ga smoke,'
you do not mind these things. They 60 pretty well.
. If you furnish wheezy, eonsumptive draft for the
TSese adtgs are furnished to the cigar butts from
which the little nail is made as they lie about the
floors streets and hotel obbies before they gath
If the canned beef sometimes gives us pause, the
canned smell with which we pollute other peoples
atmosphere may well make our wives hesitate.
Gustav Wolff of st. Louis, the fine art
decoration of the bilboards behind which you threw
the tin cans this spring. has just had bit OF luck.
After hours Mr.. Wolff who has soul above billboards,
no matter if they located tops of the stores
sezes his pantpo and brush and slaps the color ON
canvas he had been told that photography is quicker
and cheaper and looks more like the original but it
made no difference. He continued to daub the
paint. . ..
Now the people who shifted when they saw Mr..
Wolff sitting under and daubing the billboards
are surprised to learn that two pictures Of his have
now been accepted by and hung conspcuously in
the Paris salon He is known in Paris as landscape
painter Of ability and exquisite workmanship.
Now that the highest art authority in the world
the jury of the Paris saon-has pronounced Mr. Wolff
worthy Of standing amongst the foremost in art the
6bes1ds may Ro largo house in win be oo
plete without billboard standing at one end of the
great hospitable hall. And if you want a touch Of
realism, imagine load of tin cans dumped behind it,
is certainly being made to hum these days.
The antique furniture game appeals strongly to
W. J. E. McIain of Claysvile, Pa. It makes special
appeal since he purchased oldfashioned bureau
at ans trator's sale Mrs M shifted
at it when it appeared, but father took notice Of
her and began clearing it out. In in one of
the drawers, covered with piece Of newspaper, was
date the town has evnced remarkable fondness for
the antique. @~
When you read the story of the convention at
Duluth you filled with patriotic fervor, feeling
that the state was safe you bit disgusted
with the whole machineryq
When you will read in a few days weeks tho
doings of the democratic state convention, will you
not have the sensations?
=: A machine has been invented at Kansas City by
mechanical MUS working the Star. It is called
che artificial reporter. 1t is ingenious combination
Of push buttons cogs, and other complicated devices
and san be run py the ofce boy Let us that
machine to lead dialect,' tScotch, Humorous"
$500 Words Turn on the machinery and you will
soon be getting proof that will make you laugh your
head off Or if it's joke, set the machine
and then use the key for "mother-inlaw,'' ''auto-
mobile, = "engagement' or any of those other sub
ects that are commonly used. If it is description
IF trousseau the keys 'ttrousseau,'' Hdescrp-
hon - <compete'' or ':incompete'' as the desire
may dictate; frank or "guarded," as may also
suit the fancy: Turn the crank and start the ma
shine and it will do the rest = .ffe1 {.
When the patent was submitted to the editor of the
Star he laughed at it, but joke he pushed in the
stops marked ..depot <F"union' and Inev.''
ne pushed in the knob marked "sarcastic - started
the machine going and in three minutes he had, de-
ivered to him sarcastic editorial on the Kansas
City depot Almost before he knew it the proof Of