The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-05


by z c. Parceiis.)
HUMOR OF THE DAY
saleaman-Don't you want to lock over
some OF our prepared babies food7
pared baby.-Life.
Paddy tobllvions. on the track with
train ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS win catch the
express for Dublin9
stationmaster-Ye5l catch 1t all over ye
Il ye don't get or the line mighty quick.
Punch.
It am sorry" said the doctor but
for several days"
Then &, wiii be safe. said the anxious
tea. won't it2''-Judge
You hear 50 many people talking Of
mean exactly"
wen. # depends. There's the messen-
kills time i'-Phiiadeiiphi Ledger. -
yes. it's realistic story. Here Is a
scene in the dark, where the heroine
stretches our her arms and raps the wall
'sWhere was she? In a ceuY'
Dealer.
Mr.; Wise Is an sgnostic, isn't her
Net at all. What led you to think
MISS Passay told me he didn't believe
'.Ah; she means the Bible in which the
ticed that she had been tampering with
the date. '-Philadelphia Press
Mrs. Crossly-John. that gentleman
with the long hair and big black tie is
going to write series of stories on wild
Animals I Have Met"
Mr.. Crossly-Wen what do you mean
by inviting him to call at this house so
early IN the morning?
he would like to see you when breakfast
is few minutes late-Chicago News.
Miss Aseum-Is Freddy Fathedd work
Mrs. Trillion-Oh; my, yesl The poor
boy has been trying for six months to
gain papa's consent.-Chicago News
Sorry. boys. but III have to be getting
nome, says Underthum, at the club.
Ny wife expects me before midnight
What's the matter? Afraid she'd go
No. I'm afraid she'd come for me-
Philadelphia Press.
Wife-what luck,
Husband (wearily)-None whatever.
Wife-Were there no servants in the in
Husband (sadlyl-Lots of them, but they
had all worked for us before.-Woman's
General Tranic Manager-so 20 were
killed in the wreck? We must fix the re-
superintendent of Rebates-Hadn't we
better fix the .roadbed?
President-Au will be well If we FIX
| the Northumberland Set.
"Have you much room in your new
not RoqR Why % 5s4 FstsBsb and s 55s t F5s
densed milk. Puck.
~, Marie. # t James asks you to marry
And If be doesn't mamma2''
Ten him I want to speak to him
Woman's Home Companion.
well here's another election day com
ln lIy, along Of course, lots Of political lies
''very likely. and lots of thumbs will be
mashed in the process, too" Philadelphia
Express clerk-value of this package,
Fair Damsel-Twenty-fve thousals dol
Express clerk--Huh?
Those are love letters from Old Bags-o-
coyne, and I'm sending EN- to my LAWYER
Cleveland Leader.
I'VE must teach the corporations that
they cant run the government
Stax. we don't wish to run It. The
profit to be derived from taxes is trifling
compared to what we're used to.''-Wash-
ington Star.
They tell me" said the young NAH.
the female character
Wen" replied the wise benedict, Il
only failed on two occasions
And thew were2"
Before and after 7 was married -
Philadelphia Ledger.
bachelor grip
"A bachelor girl answered the know
Chicago News.
webster asked his intimate friend
did you declare yourself to Miss Peach
am last night, as you told me you were
going to do7'
NO. Hayne" said the rising vo,,ns-
statesman flushing with Mathematics
She applied the gag rule before I had
oeen talking two minutes. '-ChicaRo Tri-