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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-09-26
LAND JUMPER IS
IN PECK or TROUBLE

A case 20 land jumping came up
in The tuitrd states land afnoe
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as defendant James claims ~ the
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The funeral services Of John
Jacobson. who fell from the third
story OF the Troy hotel and WAS
fatally Injured. were held from tho
BonneY Watson parlCrs this after.
noon. intermcnt was made in Lake
View cemetery
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-09-26

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Temporary Chairman.


Reynolds announced that ia riss
al the action u the kinx county
delegation be vas not = candidate
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Music and the Turtle,

The Egyptians, according to the sage
Apollodorus, credit their Hermes or
Mercury with the invention Of music
under the following circumstances:
The Nile, having overfowed it's banks
and inundated nearly all of Egypt, Oh
its return to it's banks left on it's
shores various dead animals and
among the rest a tortoise, the flesh
having dried and wasted in the sun
until nothing remained in the shell but
carriages. These, being frightened by
the drying heat, became sonorous
Mercury, walking along the banks of
the river, happened to strike his foot
against this shell, was so pleased with
the sound produced that the idea Of
the Tyre suggested itself, and he con-
structed Tyre Of the shell of a large
tortoise, which he strung with the
sinews of dead animals. Dryden
wrote:
Less than goo they thought there could
not dwell
Within the hollow of that shell
That spoke so sweetly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Papyrus.

The papyrus used by the ancient
Egyptians was made from the stems
Of peculiar water reed growing in all
parts Of Egypt. The outside layer of
the plant was removed, and beneath
this there were found a number of lay
ers Of a delicate, pithy membrane
These, being separated, were placed in
layers. A second layer was laid at
right angles to and above the first and
sometimes a third over the second
Heavy pressure was then applied, and
the layers were firmly cemented into a
fair article of paper. No gum other
than what was contained in the plant
itself was used in the process. The
papyrus was very much stronger than
the average paper made by the mod
ern machines. The sheets were COM
monty made from six to twelve inches
SQUARE
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
A Matter of Nose,

In spite Of the important place given
TO, the nose as an index Of character
there is but little to be learned from it
in estimating the causes Of an innate
bond between the mind and the ,fea-
lures. Most Of the correspondence
which have been remarked appear to
be of radical order, but why Conan
nose first became associated with a
warlike and domineering disposition or
how long and thin nose became linked
with business prudence is more than I
can say. If we omit the changes
Which take place in a nose during the
lifetime of it's possessor, there is scarce
u a nasal Popularity of value to the
physiognomist which at the same time
is cosmopolitan. No Tartar Or Hotten-
tot however. Warlike, could give proof
of it in this way. Japan has shown
that she possesses plenty of men with
military aptitude, but no Wellingtonian
nose can be found within her borders.
Again, no Chinese nose is long and
thin, yet John is not without a certain
aptitude at driving bargains-Black-
woods Magazine
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Two Monster Beetles.

The largest bug known to the old
world entomologists is the gigantic
Goliath beetle, which is found along
the Kongo river in Africa. Goliath is
upward Of six inches in length from
the tip Of his nose to the neither end
Of his hard shelled body and has a
pair Of gauzy wings folded up under
his arms, either of which is as large
as a lady's face veil. But Goliath is a
pygmy when compared with the ele-
plant beetle of Venezuela, an entomo-
logical giant which weighs nearly a
pound and which has a wing spread
equal to that Of a mallard duck. Both
of these bugs are
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
"LUCKY" BALDWIN,
His Whirlvind of Speculation In the
Mining Regions.

His Whir1wind of Speculation In the
Mining Regions.
In 1858 little party of gold seekers
with a meager outfit of horses and
wagons started for California from the
village of Racine, Wis. In command
Of this adventurous expedition was a
young man who took with him his wife
and infant daughter. His name was
E. j. Baldwin and he made a wise
choice in shaking from his restless feet
the dust Of q tanner civilization. He
needed a larger theater Of action for his
pent-up and surging activities. While
trailing through the mountains of Utah
the pioneers were attacked by Indians,
who were beaten off during q six hour
fight in which young Baldwin killed
their chief After six months of hard
ship the party reached Hangtown Cater
called Placerville), in California.
Here Baldwin tarried and began
placer mining. He appears to have
been no more than an ordinary red
shirted argonaut, meeting the ups and
downs Of mining luck until the dis
CONc1y VI tuC oOIiIolOCN iOuS a. vigil
ia City Thither he drifted and discov-
cred that his natural bent was gam
bling with the mines that other men
had opened. Amid a whirlwind Of
speculation he fought his way with
such success that he loomed from the
smoke in a few months as Lucky
Baldwin, the man who had cleaned up
$,500,OOO in the gigantic deals in the
stock of the Ophir mines.
San Francisco was the Mecca of
those lucky sons Of fortune who were
rearing a great city by the Golden
Gate. AS stock and mining specula-
tor Lucky Baldwin shone respen-
dent, but he was also a loyal son Of
San Francisco. He built hotels and
theaters and business blocks even
while he was amazing that far from
conservative community by madly
| freakish eXtravagances.
In very lucid interval he bought all
| the Spanish grants he could find near
Los Angeles and there spent million
in making this ranch Of his not only a
splendidly productive property, but al
/ so one Of the most beautiful estates
ever laid out in this or any other coun-
try. 1t was his hobby, his pet, and he
! planted miles of avenues with noble
shade trees and made wonderful trop-
| ical gardens, surrounding his home by
a paradise Of vernal beauty.-Ralph D
/ Paine in Outing MAGAZINE
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Sheriff's Sale.

By virtue of an execution, Issued out of
ana under the Seal of the District Court,
in and for the County of Hennepin and
State OF minnesota. upon Judgment rem
dered and dOcketed in the said Court on
the third day Of J1ly A. D. 1906, in an &C
bon WaeFe e1 I nsanh 4 shePa1d Co is
PENDANT, in favor Of the said laintiff and
against the said Defendant. for the sum of
G7e7 So, a transcript Of which docket was
duly filed and docketed in the office of the
Clerk of the District Court in and for the
COUNTY ot OF Brown and State Of Minnesota,
was directed and delivered to ne as
Sheriff il, and for the said County OF Brown,
levied upon all the right, title and interest
of the said Defendant Joseph NJ Schiller
in and to the following described real
and State of Minnesota viz. Tie Northeast
quarter one ~ of section Thirty i've (35)
and the Northwest quarter n" ~ of the
Thirty-six $50 all in Township One
hundred and nine uo9) Range Thirty-two
| 1922.
Motto is hereby given. That T. the
undersigned, as Sheriff as aforesaid, will
| sell the above described real property to
the highest bidder, for cash, at public
house in the City of New Ul1n in the
| County Of Brown and State of Minnesota.
on Saturday the sth day of september A.
satisfy the said execution, together with
the interests and costs thereon.
| The foregoing execution sale was called
/ at the time and place mentioned in the
foregoing notice, and al the request of the
| Judgment creditor was then and there adj
journ, d to the 22nd day of September 1906,
at 10 O'Clock in the forenoon at the same
| place.
Dated September 10Th a. 2. 1906.
". ]. JULIUS.
1 Sheriff of Brown County, MINI.
L. L. LONGBRAKE.
Atty. for J udgnlent Creditor. 1888
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
In the usual rut all my life" he COM
muned with himself, .'but if this amt
acting like fellow in a novel, never

III the usual tut all my Lille, ne COLL
muned with himself, "but if this amt
acting like a fellow in a novel, I never
read one.''
He kept on the lookout for woman
wearing a dark blue dress and carry
Ing suit case marked Johanna Gersler.
Mr.. Johnson had written that he would
see that the name was printed in large
letters and that there would probably
be no trouble as to identity in a town
where the incoming travellers We're few.
Johanna stepped from the train, her
blue eyes looking as wondering and as
childish as they did when she landed
In America six months before. She,
paused helplessly, and just then Bur-
len saw the name on the suit case.
He looked al. the woman's facets
blond fairness an unusual style in
southern toWn-and the thermometer
seemed to jump several degrees up
ward
"she looks like-like-an angelr' be
muttered. .'Sne will be disappointed
in me- and he Went to her an1iously
and dinidently.
TIN John Burden he said simply.
"You-you did want me to come?''
Her voice trembled and he saw tears
in her blue eyes,
want you? Want you?" His tone
gained assurance. anybody with an
ounce Of sense would want you to come
and to stay he said, his face radiant
as he took the suit case from her.
| After the dinner with Hayes at the
hotel and the quiet marriage ceremony
in the hotel parlor they drove the five
miles to Burdens farm and reached
there just at the beginning of the long
summer twilight.
The climbing rose was in full bloom
over the veranda, and a flock of white
geese were wandering through the gate
toward the barnyard
"Do you like it," he asked, his voice
almost a whisper
1T is so much home" she gasped in
her halt1ng English, "even the COWS
that in the farmyard stand''
He led her into the house and paused
before a sweet, clean room whose mus
lin curtains blew in and out the open
windows
"This is your room," he said simply.
Mine is across the hall, where I can
hear if you get afraid and call me-"
His honest sunburned face was full
Of kindness, and although her compre-
hension of English was limited, she
caught a glimpse Of his soul in Ian
guage that is universal.
'"Take off your hat, little woman. I
hear old Jenny putting supper on the
table, He looked at the pale gold Of
her hair where her hat had pressed it
tightly against her moist forehead, and
he hesitatingly touched it with his hand
and freed it from her temples.
II hope you'll feel homelike and will
grow to love the farmland maybe
some time-me," he added timidly.
Il like it all-and you," she answered
softly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Observation-Disclosures
; Order ed by !!
; If all
, By Troy Allison (
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Copyright, 1906 by M. M. Cunningham
By Troy Allison
Copyright, 1906, by NJ. M. Cunningham

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Mrs. Johnson, coming unexpectedly
into the dining room, where the new
girl was laying the cloth for dinner,
looked at her with sudden intentness.
Haven't you been crying, Johan-
naT' she asked kindly. :
each, it ISIS not much" the woman
said. a refractory tear starting down
her cheek; 1T iss that America so
strange iss-and the city, the COWS
miss-and the garden and making the
.butter-yes:.' And her exceedingly
blond skin turned red with the effort
she made to keep the tears from COM
ing in torrents
Mrs. Johnson's eyes looked medita-
tive while she. tried to think what form
Of comfort to offer. ..
I'm sorry you are homesick; it's an
awful feeling; but cheer up" she said
sympathetically. ''I'n give the cook
money. for theater tickets, and you
can both go to see that spectacular
thing they say is so wonderful"
Johanna smiled gratefully. "You so
very good iss,'' she said as she went
toward the kitchen. ...
In the midst of his dinner Mr.. John
son thought of something and COM
menced laughing
Il had a most unusual order today
from a customer down south. He Or
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III JOdN bOhOEAN, lie DALI 04MfuA.
dered a whole list Of things, then eli
NAKED with 'one wife for a widower
Of thirty-fve.'
Mrs. Johnson's eyes were wide With
unbelief. Charley Johnson, you Ger.
tainly are joking! The man couldn't
have been so foolish as to be in ear
nest?"
1T wasn't for himself; it was for
country customer-a young widower
with a dairy farm on his hands that
has been going to rack and ruin since
his wife died.
Mrs Johnson was evidently struck
with an inspiration.
ooh, Charley, how would Johanna
do?" she suggested enthusiastically
II think she would do finely-just
fill the bill-if she would CO." Mr..
Johnson finished obviously. "But if
sent down a piece of pink and white
yellow haired perfection as Johanna
am afraid I would have an order from
every farmer in North Carolina and
would be forced to open a matrimonial
bureau
"Do you know anything about the
length.
Eyes; Hayes wrote me a letter and
gave pen picture of his life from the
cradle to the grave-his wife's grave"
he added, with grin appreciative Of
his wit; ':says he will absolutely vouch
for him and that if can find woman
who is suited to the man he described
it will be a good thing for her. By
Jove, I believe Johanna is the ne plus
ultra-if she'll go. Pity she can't talk
better English"
sob, her little foreign talk won't
make any difference. He can stand it.
You see, I'm able to stand your Latin
or French, whichever it isl can never
! quite determine from your accent"
John Burden pulled the horses up
under the shade of an elm near the
door of the ladies' waiting room and
handed the reins to his companion,
with a sheepish smile.
t'Hold on to these, Mr.. Hayes. You
got me into this business, and you
must help see me through. Do look
much like fool?"
Martin Hayes, dealer in general mer'
chandise, chuckled as he took the reins
mo, sir. You are the personif1cation
Of the gay and festive bridegroom
not an unnecessary sign of foolishness
about you. Of course, the new suit
and the rosebud in your buttonhole
are allowable as BETTING the occasion
INCEST suit had in stock, old boy
i Hope she'll like it,
Burden arranged his necktie witt
clumsy fingers "Glad all this tnterna
quaking don't show on the outside
There's the train in sight Gee! Dom
believe there's ever a day made as ho
as this
He made his way through the crowt
around the depot and stationed himself
where he could get good view Of thu
passengers alighting from the train.
I've been staid and have Travelled
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The Evil of a Good Name.

NANNY" said Pickaninny Jim,
"why didn't you name me George
washington" Sonny" was the an
swer, 81 ISM gwine to name no mo-
chillen George Washington. AS soon as
dey hyahs dat story bout not bein' able
to tell a lie dey pears to git curious to
find out whether it's so or not, an dey
kin talk. Washington Star.
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TWO EDOchs.

In the Honeymoon-Let me sit by
you, darling, while you pour the tea.
love to watch your white hands toying
with the cups.
Next .Season-What does the maid
mean by not putting another leaf in the
table? We might as we'll be sitting in
each others lap, etc.-Detroit Free
D,.occ