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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Taking the Odd Trick.

Wife-Well, John, don't see how
I can ruit you. You don't like my
cooking and you have complained Of
every cook have hired. ] can't get
one to suit.
Husband (stubbornly)-You could
II you went after the right one.
That's all you know about II. I
telegraphed your mother Offering her
ten dollars week and she declined to
come. bohemian.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Philosophy from Kansas.

Nobody knows what produces earth
Quakes, although 1t is often claimed
that they do. The earth quakes
somewhere every day Nobody knows
when the earth came or when 1t will
60. where 1t came from, how 1t came.
or how 1t happened to be here. The
fact is. when you get down to the
truth, nobody knows anything about
anything-past, present or to come
and about the only way to get along
in this know-nothing world Is not to
try to know very much.-Eldorad
Republican.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26

been having heavy backache and
my general health was affected when
I began using them. My feet were
swollen, my eyes pulled, and dizzy
spells were frequent. Kidney action
was irregular and the secretions high
ly colored. To-day, however. am q
we'll woman, and I am confident that
Doan's Kidney Pills have made me
so, and are keeping me we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
LIMB RAW AS PIECE OF BEEF.
Suffered for Three Years With Itching
Humor-Cruiser Newark U. s. N.
Man Cured BY Cuticura.

81 suffered with humor for about
three years of and on. I finally saw
doctor and he gave me remedies that
did me no good. SO | tried Cuticura
when my limb below the knee to the
ankle was as raw as a piece Of beef.
All l used was the Cuticura Soap and
the Ointment. | bathed with Cuticura
Soap every day, and used about six
or seven boxes Of Cuticura Ointment.
was thoroughly cured of the humor
in three weeks, and haven't been af.
fected with 1t since. use no other
Soap than Cuticura now. II. J. Myers,
U. s. N, U. S. S. Newark, New York,
July s. 1906"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
In Tennyson's Land.

A reader at Buckingham, England.
wrote to London newspaper. asking
for the name of the author of the line,
Gods finger touched her, and she
slept" He said the local burial board
would not let him put 1t on his wife's
tombstone unless he gave the authors
name. Apparently the members of the
burial board are not readers OF Ten
uyson.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Pone Uses Gramonhone

The gramophone has been chosen by
his holiness Plus X. 10 illustrate the
sacred music described by his cele-
brated "Montu Proprlo.' His grace,
the archbishop of Westminster, also
allowed the gramophone 20 be used as
a means of personally addressing the
whole of the Catholic laity On the
momentous question OF religious edu-
cation in the schools
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Polish Litterateur.

The man who more than anybody
else made American letters and Amerl-
can life and history known to tbe
Poles Of Europe has come to Boston TO
live, refugee from the prosecutions
of the Russian police. He is Jakob
c. Goldsmith, himself at one time a
lecturer at the Warsaw university and
widely known as an author and corre-
spondent.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the ear. There Is only way 10
cure Deafness and that IL by constitutional remedies
Deafness 10 caused by an innamed condition Of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. when this
tube IL innamed you have rumhng sound or im
perfect hearing, and when II Il entirely closed Deaf
moss 10 the result, aud unless the Inflammation can he
taken out and this tube restored 70 Its normal cunu
tion, hearing win be destroyed forever nine cqset
out OF ten caused by Catarrh, which 4 GothlaE
but an in1amed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for an, OF
Deafness Caused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
by Hairs Cgtarrh Cure, send for circulars, free.
Y, J. CHENEY a CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take iIalI's family rms for consultation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Reassuring Odor.

Nervous JOHNNY love the smell
OF motor cars
Hostess-Really? What an extraor-
binary taste. Why do you like It.?
N. because when you smell II
you know the dangers past.-Punch.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Pulpit for Sale.

A bishops robe, portable pulpit.
bookmaker's platform, bottles OF
champagne, horse medicines, sewing
machines, bicycles, fatirons, Alpine
stocks, snowshoes, cricket bats and
billiard balls were among the things
left in London railway carriages by
absent-minded passengers, and In
sluded in the annual sale.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Write Garfield Tea Co, Brooklyn, N. Y,
for sample of Garfield Tea. Mild laxative
Record of Revolutions.

At private exhibition held in New
York, Marie Beyrooty, "Dervish dan.
Ger" connected with Barnum and Bal
ley's circus, whirled in dance for 35
minutes without stopping. She COM
pleted 2.45O revolutions, breaking her
worlds record of 2,240 revolutions.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
The Tickle Goddess.

Mrs. Style--I want hat, but It
must be in the latest style.
Snopman-Kindly take chair,
madam, and wait few minutes; the
fashion is just changing. Melbourne
Life
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26

and other kidney
ills, will find COM
fort in the words
of Mrs. Jane Far
rell, Of COG Ocean
Ave., Jersey City,
N. j., who says:
II reiterate all I
have said before in
praise of Doan's
Kidney Pills. I had
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
The Easier Way.

"Some o. de gloomy conversation,
said Uncle Eben, sis caused by de fact
dat it's easier to talk hard times dan
It is to do hard work."-Washington
Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Compass Nests.

In the tropical northern territory OF
South Australia travellers need not
carry compass. The district aboupds
with the nests Of the magnetic, or
meridian ant. The longer axes Of
these point due north and south.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Where to Have q Boil.

Thomas Bailey Aldrich, comment.
ing once upon the trials of Job. re.
marked that the only proper place to
have a boil was between John" and
O'Reilly.'-Boston Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Do Fine worl,

Dredges used in taking gold-bearing
sand from the beds OF rivers are so
economically operated that they can
be made profitable when six or seven
cents worth of gold is obtained In
ton of gravel.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
First Infantry"

The term infantry" was first used
by the Spaniards in the war with the
Moors, to designate the bodyguard OF
a royal prince or "infante."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Novel Cards.

Visiting cards of iron are popular
on the continent of Europe, the name
being printed in silver. The thickness
Of the cards is one four.hundredth OF
an inch.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26

Garfield Tea purifies the blood, regulates
the digestive organs, brings good health.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26

Mrs. winslows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
Examination, allays pain. wind collie 25c bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
Important 70 Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle OF CASTOR1A,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that II
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26
TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY.

A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells
How to Find Relief.
The thousands of women who suffer
backache, languor, urinary disorders
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-05-26

Garfield Tea, the herb laxative, is better
than drugs and strong cathartics; it cures
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
GORDON SCHOOL COMMENCEMENT
General Brandon Deliver. Eloquent

General Brandon Delivers Eloquent
 Address at Decatur.
 New Decatur. June 7.-(Special) )--The nineteenth annual commencement of the Gordon High School took place at the Payne Theatre last night AL though the night was exceedingly warm the house from gallery to pit was crowded.
 The theatre was decorated with the class colors, orange and purple. The display of flowers was extensive and most beautiful.
 One very noticeable thing in con. neetion with the commencement was the fact that there were thirteen girls in the graduating class and only two boys.
 The address to the graduating class was delivered by Hon. w. w. Brandon, of Tuscaloosa. His address was along educational lines and the vast natural resources of Alabama. He advocated better schools for the state and said that our standard of education in Ala bama should be increased; that Is that more of our boys and girls should be educated He spoke of the fact that there were only two boys as against thirteen girls in the graduating class and wondered if in the future all our lawyers and judges would be women and all our cooks be men.
 His speech contained much that was good for the advancement of educa- tion in Alabama and the development of the State. He thought that the most valuable resources of Alabama were her boys and girls and that along with the development of the States mineral and other natural resources the minds of her youth should be de- veloped.
 His speech was a masterly one ana he was often interrupted by applause.
 The following program was render ed during the evening:
 Invocation-Rev. George L. Jenkins.
 Music. Piano Solo-Pearl Grace Mo- Cluskey.
 Salutatory, Encouragement a Spur to Success" s,"-Eva Marcellis Whiting ham.
 Essay, Alabama as a Frontier State'' kathleen Miriam Mcbride.
 Chorus. The Water Nymphs."-High school girls.
 Class History-Lucile Buchheit
 Class Essay, Admiral Decatur,"- Victor Eugene Laude. Chorus. Shells of the ocean."-High School Girls.
 Recitation. Mary Queen of scottss~- Maude Carrie Odom.
 Class Prophecy-Leone Adrienne Rothfuss.
 Duet, "Beauty's Eyes"--Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Johnson.
 Valedictory-Emma Buffler
 Address-Hon. W. w. Brandon
 Chorus, Night Sinks on the Wave High School Girls.
 Presentation of Diplomas-Professo West.
 Presentation of flowers
 Presentation of D. A. R. prize to Miss Frances Kyle.
 There were fifteen graduates this years, as follows: Frank Powell Lide, president; Hove Elizabeth Brock, vice president; Mary Sue Graves, secretary; Maude Carrie Odom. treasurer; Eliza beth Agnes Zanvit; Nettie Lorraine Warrington, Eva Marcellis Whiting ham. Kathleen Miriam McBride, Grace Pearl McCloskey, Augusta Ruth Gib- son, Lucille Emily Buchheit, Leone Ade- rienne Ruthfuss. Victor Eugene Laude. Emma Buffer. Nora Elsie Hartung.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
MR. EAeER ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

The following from The Louisville Courier Journal will be read with in- terest by the friends of Rev. and Mrs. George B. Eager whom Montgomerians know so well and esteem so highly
 The young man referred to Is their son.
 me Male High School faculty, after a careful computation of all the marks of the class of 1906. announce that George Boardman Eager, Jr.. has the highest standing in the class, and therefore Is entitled to the valedictory. His work throughout the course has ybeen of an unusually high order. Last year he won the Jefferson Monument composition prize offered for the best essay in any of the junior classes of the local high schools. This year he has been the editor of The Male High School Spectator. which the students of Oxford University. England, consider the best secondary school paper in ex- istence Frank Aydelotte, or Louisville, said that the Oxford students read reeuIarly The Male High School Spec tator. and tried to get him to explain how a high school could do such fine work In English. Mir Eager is, the son of Prof. George B. Eager, of the South ern Raptist Theological Seminary
 Mir William Roger, the elder son of Rev and Mrs. Eager Is student at inc University of Pennsylvania where he went on a scholarship earned. He has recently been elected Business NSanaper of the Red and Blue" the University magazine. This is the first tt,aa this place has ever been given tn orv hut a senior. The progress of tbese former Montgomery boys lis very sratifyinE to their friends here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
RAILWAY MEN pRoTEsT.
Montgomery Engineers Send Tel
 gram to Washington.

Montsomery Engineers Send a Te1e-
 gram to Washington.
 Emphatic opposition over the pro- vision of the railroad rate bill. now pending final settlement in Congress which prohibits the issuance of passes to railroad employees and their fami- lies, has been growing among the diff ferent organizations of railroad men since the report of the final amend ment of the measure by the Senate and House conference committee.
 The local attitude of employees fell Into line with the greater movement in this direction yesterday. when Division 4s5 of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers, representing about 120 en- gineers and their families adopted res olutiops requesting Senators Pettus and Morgan and Representative Wiley to use their influence to defeat the section of the bill covering this point. The resolution was adopted by unanimous vote of the division.
 In the draft, copies of which were sent to the Alabama Congressmen by telegram, it wal pointed out that such a provision as that now in the amend mont would operate as great hard ship and injustice to the employees and their families as the issuance of passes and their interchange with connecting roads has been regarded as a material part of their compensation. The mes- sage closed with request urging that the Congressmen do all in their power ito defeat any such iniquitous legisla- tion."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
MARRIAGE AT THE NEW
 ECHANGE OF MISS CELL
 ANTI ~rn urnvnUHr q


 The first wedding to be solemnised at the New Exchange Hotel took place yesterday morning at 9 o'clock when Miss Lista Alice Geil. of Granville, O.. and Mir. Harry Neil Eddins. of Tusca- loosa, were married. The ceremony was performed in the presence of a few friends and relatives of the groom. Rev. l.. C.. Dawson, of Tuscaloosa, and Rev. W. D. Hubbard, of Troy, jointly officiating. The bride was attired in white silk with picture hat and held cluster of white roses. She was at- tended by Miss Vannie Henderson. of Troy. The groom was attended by his friend, Mir. Thomas Garner. of 2Tus- caloosa- Immediately after the cere- mony MT. and Mrs. Eddins left for an extended trip West. In few weeks they will return and reside in Tusca 1oosa.
 The bride who Is charming young woman is the possessor of a voice of rare excellence and quality. She taught vocal culture in the Central College in Tuscaloosa for a year and has for the past year been teaching the same in the State Normal College in Troy. She is a graduate of the Dennison Univer- sity of Ohio and won the highest honor there by receiving the highest mark ever warded a graduate by that insti- tuition.
 MT. Eddins Is a prominent newspaper man who Is highly esteemed in his pro- fession.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
MESSRS. WINTER, LOEB ( CO.,, Can supply The with Red Rock quarts and pnts

the nature of moon light pidaic. The party were the guests of MT. Joe Searcy out at the "shacks," an attrac- tive camp on the little lake in the Hospital farm grounds. The couples left town in buggies about dusk and alighted out at the lake, where de- lIghtful lunch was spread after which the merry party enter tained themselves with singing, boating and general en- joyment of the rustic scenery. The night was an ideal one and no more pleasant manner of passing 1t coulu have been devised
 Talk of greater, Tuscaloosa Is stead fly on the increase. With an electric line between here and Gadsden; lo- cal line, three new railroads. another furnace, a rolling mill, a cotton mill and another compress all in prospect 1t Is not surprising that hopes of a great town are at high tide. Every indication points toward rapid and steady growth of the town.
 The report from the Y. M. c. A., for the month of May Is most gratify- ing to all who have the interest of that worthy association at heart 1t shows that there were 2,044 visits to the club rooms; there were S27 baths talk on there; 126 using the gymnasium; 1; seven gymnasium classes held, and sew en new members joined. This shows that a good work Is going on. Tusca-
 
 M. c. A. here for years. and now that one has been started that is run with the proper spirit and enthusiasm. it should be no long time before such an association can secure subscription fund that will warrant the building of suitable quarters for the club. Its present excellent condition is largely due to the new secretary, B. A. Small
 Mrs. R. J. Hargrove is visiting her parents at Fairford.
 Miss Lucille Pratt has returned to her home at Centerville-
 Miss Lucy Reynolds, of Bessemer, is here to take a course In the University Summer. School which opens next week.
 M. T. Ormond has returned from Huntsville where he attended the State convention of Elks. MT. Ormond was chosen as one of the vice presidents of the association while there.
 B. Little who was here connected with University back in the sos as an instructor was here yesterday renew ing some old acquaintances.
 Miss Leila Harris, who has been teaching m the public schools at Bes- semer for the past year. has returned home for the vacation.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
ELKs PICNIC.
Retiring President Brandon complI

menteu Dy EAs bfOtheEh.
 Huntsville, June 7.--(SpeciaL )-The annual reunion of the Elks of Alabama came to an end yesterday with pleas ant barbecue and picnic on the banks of Flint river near Bell Factory.
 Everything about the grounds was arranged for the convenience of guests even long distance telephone connec- tion with the world was placed at the disposal of all Elks without cost by Robert A. Moore of the Southern Bell Telephone and Telegraph company. About three hundred Elks enjoyed the picnic. At the smoker on Monday eve ming retiring President Brandon was presented with beautiful Elk jewel, the gift of the State association.
 The police have arrested Paul Mo Kissick, a negro, on charge of at- tempting a criminal assault upon young female student on the A. M. College The attempt at assault oc- cured ln the Southern depot on Mon day McKissick Is in jail.
 A number of ladies of Huntsville met yesterday afternoon and organized a club to look after the education of the poor white children. The officers
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
Niemau-sEaehtoI1.

Tuscumbia, June 7.--(Special. )--Miss Sophie Nieman, we'll known and pop ular young woman of this city. was married to Mir. Albert Machtloff. of Sheffield, at St. Mary's Catholic church in Tuscumbia, yesterday evening, at 8 o'clock. Rev. Father Clarence offica- ting. MT. and Mrs. Machtolff will re- side in Sheffield.
 The Southern Railway shops at Shef- field will build twelve handsome new cabooses. An order has been given for fifty to be built on the system and the Memphis divison's assignment is an even dozen.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
TUSCALOOSA SOCIETY.
Mir. and Mrs. ProweII Entertain At
 Their Home.

and Mrs. Richard P. Prowell enter tained the Tuesday Evening Card, Club In delightful fashion Tuesday eve- ming in their elegant new home. The tables were placed on the large ver- anda in front which runs the entire width of the house and also extends around on the east side. making a de- lightful place for summer entertaining. The whole house was beautifully and tastefully decorated. and the refresh ments served after the games were all that could b desired. The gentlemen's prize was won by Frank Holt and the ladies prize went to Mrs. A. c. Cade. The entire club and some visitors now in the city were the guests of MT and Mrs. Prowell on this delightful occasion.
 A party of young people enjoyed a
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
BURIAL or A CHILD.
Little Girls Served as Pail Bearers Fol
 Marraref HS1ua

Marxarct HtG8s.
 The funeral of little Margaret Higgs. the 14 months old daughter of Mir. and Mrs. T. J. Higg. took place at 4 o'clock yesterday afternoon from the residence of the parents. 1415 Highland Avenue.
 Four little girls. who were devoted to the dead child. served as pail bear CTS. The, services were conducted by Rev. John Bass shelton. pastor of the Adams Street Baptist Church.
 The little girl died at s:10 o'clock Wednesday morning.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

of the club are Mrs. M. s. Pleasants. president Mrs. Taliaferro and Mrs. Charles billiard. vice presidents! Miss Elizabeth Chapman, secretary; Mrs. Walter Robinson. treasurer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Mrs A. J. Harris was among the guests who were entertained by Mrs. Marx when she entertained the Sewing Circle. By a typographical error her name appeared wrong In the account yesterday.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

A recent issue of The Review of Re- views contained a complimentary men tion of an article in medical maga- zine by pr. William B. Trimble. of New York, formerly of Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Mrs Napier whose letter from China was published yesterday was formerly Miss Lois Davie. She is daughter or Mrs. Bunion Davie. of Clayton.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Sleeping car conductors do not give fat men a wide berth because they kick.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
1l1Jcniei1 and Society.
By Mrs J. M. deCottes.

Hausman. Diana Kahn. Stella Meyer. Viola Levy. Rosa Steiner.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08
PERSONAL ITEMS

Dr. and Mrs. II. s. Persons have ss their guest at their home on McDon- ourh Street. hls uncle. Dr. Reuius Per sons. Mrs. Persons aad their three dauahters. Dr. Remus Persons Ia Med ioaI Director in the U. s. Navy. and, hal been for the past four years in charge of the hospital at Portsmouth. Va. He is now with his family en route tc Mare Island, San Francisco Harbor where he goes to take charge of the hospital there.
 The portsmouth people with appro- nriate ceremonies presented Dr. Per Sons with a silver loving cup in recog njtion of the esteem in which they hold him and in gratitude for the excellent manner in which he performed the du- tIes of his important position. Dr. persons is an Alabama man and his friends here are gratified at the honors shown him. He is formerly from Au- burn,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Mir. B. H. Lane and Mrs. I. M Frey were quietly married yesterday even ing at o'clock at the home of Rev J. M. Barnes, who off1ciated.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

pr. A. J. Messing was the guest of honor at dining given by Miss Min nie Lemle at her home on South Court street on Wednesday evening. The guests were; Mir. and Mrs L. IT. Well
 Mrs. H. Loeb. Rev. pr. Messing, Misses Bessie Dreyfus. Minnie Lemle. Lena
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Mir. William c. Oates. Jr. who has been attending the University of Vir- ginia. is the guest of his parents, Gen. and Mrs. w. C. Oates.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

The marriage of Miss Bertha Beail and Mir. George W. Gardner will take place at St. Peters Catholic Church on Monday, June 12.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Mrs. Mary stringfellow and daugh- tets, Misses Mary and Evelyn String fellow. have gone to sewanee to spend the summer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Mrs. Sterling B. Toney of Denver, Col. is visiting for a few days Mrs. wm. C. Oates at her home on Ripley Street.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-06-08

Mrs. W. c. Oates has returned from visit to her son, MT. wn,. c. Oates. Jr., at the University of Cirginia.