The Cairo bulletin., 1906-10-13
Man Made Toilet
Bat u Was 0uly After Al His THINGS Had Been
Arranged BY His patient BETTER Hall.

= learned all Of her duties. She h
Il. learned that she Is expected TO be
good hnmor most times, and 10 D
away certain things that her lord ar
- master has used and then left shei
= they dropped with an abiding fait
that When he returned that way the
would all be nicely again in the
I places, but when function require
!, that he put on HIS evening clothes til
= first time after the wedding day
bright light was thrown upon certai
= Of her wIfely cares
! II was on the evening Of the day o
/" the function thar the heroine Of thl
!, story began leisurely to prepare for II
: She had arranged her tresses, and, ar
i rayed in kimono. was slowly heautl
= flying her nails when her husband
rushed into the room
Well I'm ready to begin" he said
Good you're a little late. you'd
better hurry" replied his better half,
absently
The man flew out OF the room with
mis- shaving mug in his hand and dis
appeared In the direction of the bath
lie bumped around In there bit
while his wife finished her toilet and
reasoning that she had better get ont
OF the way of person In a hurry.
went down to the library and. taking a
book. began to read.
Directly a very cross voice hoated
over the balustcr to her. You didn't
get out one OF my dress shirts for
me" it said.
! don't know where your dress
shirts arc responded the woman in
The case
/ Wen III DETAINED" said the
/ voice, and now to the crossness was
added a note Of astonishment.
y was such resonant note that the
woman felt it would save unpleasant.
ness if she went upstairs. She fouad
her husband sitting on the edge Of the /
couch swinging his feet
It's the most curious thing that you
forgot to get out my shirt he said.
agerieyedly
4 didn't forget" replied his wife,
spiritedly; what do I know about
your dress shirts. Where are they@
don't know, mother does"
PITY she's in New York. isn't it2a
asked the bride.
Then reluctantly seeing that the en-
tire toilet of the man depended upon
her efforts, she went to some packing
boxes, and, by dint of running her
couture and tea.ing a rent in her best
net gown, succeeded in finding therein
I pile Of the missing garments. She n
brought one to her liege lord ungra.
.iously and handed 1t to him with
lplitted brows, then started again 10.
ward the stairs
You haven't got out my pearl studs, i
ave you?' asked the man. q
= have not, indeed. thought per D
APPS YOU would be capable Of SO much il
xertion." i,
On mother always attended ttt7- -- s
hose things, and | haven't an idea 81
here they are. Just look them up d
Ike good girl" d
The good girl looked up the pearl a
uds. She found them under some
lcetrack cards and a razor strop in h
'ldom-opened drawer &C
What else?" she asked but the W
ony in her tone was absolutely lost. III
"A white tie" replied her mate. a W
'pe there's one here somewhere You be
mt know whether there is or not. Dc
u?" no
Il haven't worn any of your ties fcI au
me time. replied the victim sedato tn
and found the cravat after an ex be
ustiye search among the mans he
)ckings ser
Wen" said that person when she ou
d handed il to him. holding zap his Of
In. gel
Well?" quoried his distinctly better mai
t. sharply.
Mother always tied it for me" ,
o." said the woman; then she at !
lpted to 10 that deed. and after ce'
eral false starts finally accom- .''
shed that feat. I'o
If you1l just look me up a pair Of
tie gloves now think I'll be all s",.
It," said the man In converse 80, 80
ial tone. -
/ a silence which BODIED no good eva,
lg the woman found a pair Of white A
res. e,.ai
Shall put these on you?" she ~
I'd frigidly. ian,
low. don't be cross. dear" en,reat. eli
he helpless one in a silky voice. II
IRE You quite ready?" den
quite, ] believe look
hen sit here on this chair while | '@li
e another toilet" said his better cola
and don't you dare move. or /
have to do you all over again"
the remainder OF the TRADE was f-a.,
as madame smoothed her rumpled -r-ho
es and violently powdered her toId
"Hov
it was thus painfully and resist. let,s
that this matron learned a mart lay,,,
II wifely duties. but now she's re- fve-d
d to her fate. and she always IN enba
helps her husband make ro.t,o
Re toilet and sits him by the fire he -
,ep clean before she even starts Tho n
n own.-Baltimore News. ,,,,ass
Small Debt Worried Him.
yard Gpvaffn who lived Ia NJ "a