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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

FOR RENT-single rooms, two
suites of ROOMS; also rooms for
light housekeeping. The Savoy,
'39 Lee street. dec27tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

WANTED-To buy a good second
hand safe, medium size, good con-
dition. Harvey +, Smith. r2Seod
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

WANTED-White girl to do cook
ing in small family. Apply to
Mrs. V. i, Highland, 24O East Main
street. m12tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

FOR RENT-Jones flat and house,
22S South Chestnut street. Haze
Morgan, attorney Irwin build
ing. m2Gtf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

NANTED-White girl to cook.
Must furnish references. Adj
Iress a." care Of Telegram Of
ice. jan25tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. for city and
surrounding territory, ladies and
gentlemen. Salary or commission.
Apply at once. No. 108 Main
street. ian15tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

FOR RENT-Cottagc at Industrial.
Apply to c. R. OdcIl, G63 West
Pike street. m2Stf
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ANTED-RepTesentative in own
community. $4,000 capital re.
quircd. Good salary to right party.
Bona.fde real estate proposition
Address New Martinsville Improve
ment Co., Wheeling or Steelton, W
Va. oct2Otf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-31

FOR SALE-One Grand Piano.
Apply at this office. f28tf
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
ToI.toi Was Unable to Answer.

Once, in MOscow,near the BorOvitch- skaia gate, he Count TolstoD, saw a persistent beggar, asking aims, who exclaimed: "A little penny, brother, in the name of Christ"
 A police officer approached; he was young, martial, and wrapped in the regulation sheepskin. At sight of him the beggar fled, hobbling away in fright and haste.
 "Is it possible" said Tolstoi to him. self, "that people are forbidden to ask charity, in Christ'S name-in a Chris tian land!
 Brother" he said to the policeman, "can you read?"
 "Yes," said the officer, politely, for Tolstoi has a grand air.
 "Have you read the Bible?"
 "Yes"
 And do you remember Christ's or ders to feed the hungry? he ci- ted the words. The policeman was ev- ldently troubled; he turned to his ques- tioner and asked:
 And you, sir-you can read?"
 "Yes, brother"
 "And have you read the police regu- iations?"
 ''Yes, brother"
 And do you remember that begging in the main streets is forbidden?"
 The prophet found no answer ready. Success Magazine.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Why He Was Happy.

He was one of the happiest 'kids" in town. He stood in front of his home and grinned enthusiastically as he saw the others unwillingly vending their way toward school.
 Come on, Harold" shouted several of the boys.
 Not on your life," answered the re- joicing Harold. No school for me to-day. I'm going to stay home."
 "Whats the matter? Sicky
 "No."
 "Your ma sick!"
 "NO."
 "Well, why?"
 "Oh, cause. You see my gran'ma's come to spend the day with mamma and gran'ma she's awful hard O hear in. Mammals got cold on her chest, and in her neck, and she can't talk loud enough for gran'ma to Aear what she says, so I've got to stay home to tell gran'ma what mamm1 says. See" Indianapolis News.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Why Kelly Laughed.

Baseball cranks will all remember with pleasure the late Mike" Kelly, the star attraction of the famous Bos- tons, then champions of the National League. The Bostons were playing in a Western city, and had just returned to their hotel after the game, and the members of the team were separating and going to their rooms while Kelly headed for the bathroom to take his regular rub down."
 A few minutes later one of the oth- CT players on the team, while passing down the corridor, heard Kelly's well known laugh inside the bathroom, and stopped at the door and asked Kelly what the joke was. - .e
 Kelly replied: "This is the first time I ever got out of the bath tub without stepping oh the soap."
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Not Their Visit.
l9&--9
l.. A. N. U.

A gentleman and his wife were ex- pecting q visit from some English friends and, knowing the fondness of English people for the bath, they in- structed the servants to have the tubs in readiness so that their guests might bathe at once. When the couple ar rived the host told them they would find the bathtubs in readiness and asked them to step upstairs. They thanked him and very politely de- clined.
 The host, insisted that it was no trouble and was so persistent that they were compelled to go and take a bath When the guests came down their uneasiness was apparent and in a few minutes they said they must be going The host and hostess were sur prised, but their English friends said they really must be going, as they only came to call and had already over stayed their time.-San Francisco Chronicle.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
l-ulit1 Fresh niai,i.

When young Meagles took the train for Harvard his father said: AS soon as you find out let me know if you have passed your entrance exam nations"
 Two days later, in the midst of making heavy deal, he received the following telegram: "Yes. !. Mea- gles, Jr."
 Quite preoccupied and puzzled, he telegraphed back: "Yes, what?"
 The well trained son wired back. "Yes, sir.'-Judge.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
She Had Waited Long Enough.

A Maine girl of ideals told a young man who asked her for her hand that she should not think of marrying a man with less than ten thousand dol lars.
 The young man went to Boston and worked very hard for several years, returned, and called on the young lady, who said, Well, John, how are you getting along?
 Pretty well,' he said, "I have al most gotten nineteen dollars towards the ten thousand.'
 "Well, John," she said, "I do not know but that is enough. 1 guess we can get along with at."-Success Magazine.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Truthful JanIt0r.

"I am as angry as can be" snapped the lady who had rented the fifth fiat the day before.
 What is the trouble, mum?" asked the janitor.
 "Why, when I inquired about these flats you said they were heated by steam"
 q did not, mum. I said they had steam pipes"
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Different Names.

q suppose" said the romantic citizen, "that you are greatly lauded for your generosity?'
 Well not altogether" responded the Pittsburg millionaire. Some call it gen. erosity and some call it restitution" Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Perfectly Clear.

Visiting Tourist (to rural inhabitanD Are you q native of this place?
 Inhabitant-Am l what?
 Tourst-Are you q native?
 Inhabitants Wife (appearing on the scene)-Ain't ye got no sense. Rubet He means, wuz ye Twin here when ye wuz born. or wuz ye born before ye began livin' here ?-Harper's Weekly.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
As It Should Be.

The Maid-I don't believe in long engagements. Six months Is long enough.
 The Bachelor-Right you are. No man, unless he is saint, could live up to woman's ideal any longer than that.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Spring Medicine

The best is Hoods Sarsaparilla. It is the best because it does the most good.
 While it makes the blood pure, fresh and lively, it tones the stomach to bet ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu- lates the kidneys and liver, gives new brain, nerve and digestive strength.
 An unlimited list of wonderful cures -4o366 testimonials in the past two years proves its merit. In buying medi-
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inilamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube IS inf1amed you have rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it Is entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to It's normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition Of the mucous services
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (causcd by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO.,, Toledo. O.
 Sold by Druggists. 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Danger of Realism.

David Belasco was talking about stage realism.
 Tt may go too far" he said. Tt is dangerous thing"
 He smiled
 "A stage manager" he said, "once had d subordinate with realistic ideas. The manager was producing play con taining q snowstorm and the subordinate had charge of the snow.
 "'Confound you" said the manager, at the end of the snowstorm scene. What on earth did you mean by mak. ing the snow out of brown paperY
 "'Ain't the scene laid in London? P ask. ed the other.
 "'Yes, but what of that?
 "'Well, that's the color of London snow.' '"-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
A Guaranteed Cure For PiIes.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding. Protruding Piles. Druggists are authorized to refund money if PAIO OINTMENT fails to cure in toi4d days 90 cents.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
RHEUMATISM
 BODY BACKED WITH PAIN

No other bodily suffering equal to that produced by the pain Rhu
 asm When the poson and acids which disease become in the blood there is hardly of the body that not a fected The muscles become and twh sting the joints name swell the bones ac and the entire body ked with pain brought by indigestion stomach troubles torpid Liver weak Kidneys and general inactive state of the system The refuse matter instead of passing of through left pons which absorbed into the blood Rheumatism afe
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Many who formerly smoked 0?Ci5ars now smose LEWIS SINGLE BINDER
 STRAIGHT SC CIGAR Dealers supplied by their obb direct from
He Refused.

"Well, Mrs. Sorghum is mad at the grand opera management again."
 What's the matter now?"
 You know how high-pitched her voice is?'
 "Yes."
 ''Wel, she wanted the leader of the orchestra to pitch the instruments an octave lower so that she could be heard-and the leader refused."- Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
Everything Accepted.

"You seem to think good deal of that man."
 "Wel, ought to-" admitted the young author. He's the only person who never rejects my contributions.
 "An editor, eh?"
 "No; he passes the plate at our church. ."-LOuisvIlle Courier Journal.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03
PesSimist's View.

ItNNIHTINt EC"s Upson-Troubles all come in a bunch, don't they?
 Downs-Um. yes-eXcept those that come singly.-Detrot Free Press.
Holbrook argus., 1906-03-03

cine always get the 6eS7, get Hoods.
 Sold everywhere.
 Liquid or tablets, 100 Doses s1
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11
ARMY PEOPLE
Will Hold Great Mass Meet
ing for Benefit of San
Francisco Sufferers.
(By Associated Press.l

New York, May 11.--Hundreds Of Of
lcers and leaders of the Salvation
Army from throughout this country
and Canada have gathered in the me-
tropolis for the largest congress the
organization ever has held outside OF
London. The congress will last Eve
days and a programme replete with
interesting features has been arrang-
ed
In the Hippodrome Sunday evening
great mass meeting will be held
for the benefit Of the San Francisco
sufferers. Commander Eva Booth will
conduct the big meeting, and in It will
Sing the song Of love and tell the
story Of the broken heart" A living
cross win be formed as Miss Sooth
sings, and 60 women. wearing white,
will come on to the stage at intervals
and arrange themselves in the form
OF cross.
The regular sessions Of the congress
Will be held In Salvation Army hall
other meetings Of special interest are
to be given at midnight tomorrow
night in thratres on the Bowery and
IN Herald Square, following torehlight
professions. These will be regular
salvation meetings. and It Is expected
that many converts will be made
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11
INVESTIGATIONS N ALASKA.


washington. y. C.. May II. Per
sons interested in the development Of
the mineral resources Of Alaska will
welcome the news that the United
States Geological Survey viii extend
its photographic investigations to that
territory during the ccming summer.
The work will be confined this
year to the Nome rceicn in the south
ern part Of the Seward peninsula A
party directed by John c. Hoyt will
spend the entire season collecting in
formation IN regard to the more inn
portant streams now utilized by min
ing operations Later the work will
be extended to streams in other parts
Of Alaska. The fact that In 1905 four
ffths Of the gold output OF Alaska,
which approximated sl5,OO0,00o. was
taken from placer deposits shows the
great economic Importance Of such an
inq,slry The value Of photographic
surveys to Alaska IS also Illustrated
by the fact that the installation of
hydraulic plants needed for the re-
covery OF gold from gravels in the
Klondike region is delayed because Of
the lack of reliable data regarding tie
run-off Of streams
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11
GERMAN DISPOSED OF
SUBMARINE DRAW
INGS
CONVICTED OF TREASON
Washington, However, Knows
Nothing Of the Matter.

Leipsig, Germany, May 11.--Before
the imperial supreme court here today,
Otto senftenlebeu, an ex-clerk Of one
Of the government departments in
Berlin, and Konrad. mechanic. were
found guilty Of treason in selling to
representatives Of the American lega-
tion at Brussels a German submarine
mine vita ancboring apparatus and
drawings belonging to them.
The prisoners were also charged
with selling similar drawings to Rus
sla and with having constructed a
mine in Brussels which was bought
from them through French interme-
diary Sepftenleben was sentenced to
four and Konrad to three years at
penal servitude, five years loss of civil
rights and to police supervision.
LuclSe. commercial traveller, was ac-
quilted.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11
No. 4 IS Rleh aa RoeksfeIier.

II You had all the wealth Of Rookie
feller. the Standard OIL magnate, you
could not buy better medicine for
bowel complaints than Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
The most eminent physician can not
prescribe a better preparation for
collie and dlarrhoea, both for children
and adults. The inform success OF
and adults The uniform success OF
this remedy has shown It TO be super
ior to all others. It never fails. and
whea reduced with water and sweet.
ened, Is pleasant to take Every
family should be supplied with It. Sold
by L. b. Lille & Co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11

hAme, a sumptlous palace at Parcedes
Princes close to the fortiacations. VIII
when completed. with the possible ex-
ception Of the Trlanon. be the state
liest private residence In the French
capital. Alexis has always been a
Parisian at heart and is said out Of
sheer disgust with his own country.
and above all with his imperial neph-
ew, to haga recently expressed a de-
sire to become natusehzed French
mar.
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oNDERwsAa AZ esTERsEN.s.
laoouls TAEArRe lNsoLveNr.
fny Assoeiatei pressl

Chicago. m. May 40 Creditors OF
the Iroquis Theatre company. which
was adjudicased bankrupt last month,
met today to appoint a trustee and
confer regarding their claims Nearly
all the merehahaiEe creditors of the
company have been paid out Of money
secured by the ale Of the theatre The
creditors who viii suifer are those
suing for injury by the great fire. IN
December 1908. and executors 9i the
estates Of the hundreds Of victims Of
the catastrophe These damage clsims
aggregate s2.oo0,ooo. and there is now
little possibility that any Of Them will
be realized on
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(By Associated rress.)

Albuquerque, N. NJ May liz Par
ants and friends Of the graduates OF
the University Of New Mexico arc
gathered here IN considerable number
e see them receive their degrees at
the commencement exercises this
evening -Dr w p Garrison, presi-
dent Of Ruuer college, Indianapolis Is
to deliver the commencement address.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11
INTERCOLLEGIATE oRAroRy.
tBy AssoaIated Pfess.l

Mosciusko, Miss, May 11.-The ar
rival here OF large delegations Of col
lege students of evidence Of the wide
spread interest taken in the annual
contest this evening OF the Mississippi
Oratorical association. The instltu-
rieEs that have sent their chosen ora
tors to take part in the contest include
University OF Mississippi, Agricultural
and Mechanical College. Mississippi
College and Millsaps College,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11
sAIssTT sAIaTs AT PEraasana.
pAY pIRgcroR RAND agTIREs.
(By Associated Press)

Washington, d. c., May il.--Today.
after many years Of efficient service
as an OFFICER Of the United States
navy, Pay Director stephan Rand was
placed on the retired list Of the navy
on account Of having reached the age
limit Of 81 years. His retirement
causes a number OF changes and pro-
motions in his branch Of the service
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mAccAeEss' SILVER sUsiLsE.


Port Huron. Mich. May H. The
knights Of the Maocabees. the su-
preme headquarters Of which order
are Ia this city was incorporated In
this state just tsSptg-fye years ago
today During Ae summer the silver
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11
GRAND DUKE TIRES OF RUSSIA.
Am Asaocintod rresa.l

Paris, May 11.--Crand Duke Alexis
is so discouraged by the insecurity Of
things in Russia that he has shaken
the dust of his native land forever of
his feet and has purchased per
manent residence in Paris. Ills new
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oe. sunday papers at Ea,s place.
AS NEsRAskA sees n.
Comment on rhat Hoeh kissing
Incident

Flsm the Gmager
Haneas making herself ridiculous
because Of the report that Hoch tried
10 kiss the wife OF ox-Goyernor stanley
Whether lhe report bee true or faise. the
lInnsnns are bedlming N laughing
stock of tie other statesi while II was
probably not the real. proper thing TO
20. De more than likely did not commit Is
greater onense than have nincty-nine
our Of every 100 men who are raising
this hullahaloo II none but those who
can make afidavit that their own lives
are free from any such SIN" hurl pieces
OF brick then we viii bet our Inst SUM
mors k.moGn thai there would be prcc-
ious little brlc. singing Mrs &anley
~ another OF those silly women who
desire notoriety or she would never have
told on the governor but would have
stamped him and let Il so AZ that Pos
sibly her husband wants 20 be a can
dia.ite far another election ana she
thrks this may help q little" n Ne
hrasla's governor has ever given r.
woman methodist kiss the women of
Nebraska are smart enough not % ZEN
ou him consequently orr governor has
30 scandal on hand stand un for Ne
hrnska! Kansas should eliminate The
stanley woman from politics and--"f5r-
get d."
There is no surer way 70 disgrace
yourself than 70 attempt 70 diagace
another
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sciatica Cured After Twenty Years Of
Torture.

oStdAtId Oh Io fNtNSi tWCntJ fCd' 5 VI
Torture.
For more than twenty years Ir. j..
B. Massey, Of 1892 Clinton St., Mime
Gpolis. Mimi, was tortured by sciatica.
The pain and suffering which he en-
dured during this time is beyond COM
prchension Nothing gave him any
permanent relief until he used Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. One application
Of that liniment relieved the pain and
made sleep and rest possible, and less
than one bottle has effected a perma-
nent cure If troubled with sciatica
or rheumatism why not try a 25-cent
bottle Of Pain Balm and see for your
self how quickly # relieves the pain.
For sale by T. B. Lille @ Co
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11

A London paper recently accused
the American government CT buying
plans for the immense English battle
ship, the Dreadnaught, now under con.
struction. The Navy department re-
piled that details Of the ship were, Of
course, possessed, but discIaimed any
methods.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11

A torpid, Inactive liver can produce
more bodily ins than almost anything
else. IT IS good 20 clean the system out
occasionally. Stir the liver up, and
get into shape generally The best re-
suits are derived fIom the use of De-
wits Little Early Riser= Reliable.
effective. pleasant pills with reputa-
tion Never grippe Sold by C. r Rem
FRO
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rAE rExAa woNnER-

Cures all Kidney, Bladder and Rheu.
matte troubles. Sold by all druggists,
or two months treatment by mall Tor
s1yo0. DR.. e. w. Hall. 1926 Olive
street. st, Louis. Mo
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Washington. May 11-At the War
department it was stated today that
nothing was known Of the reported
surreptitious purchase at Brussels Of
plans for a submarine mine Atten-
ton was also called to the fact that
there is no military attache to the Am
erican legation at Brussels.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-05-11

What's the good Of keeping from him
Any good things you may see,
That win Yet his load Of labor
Like Rocky Mountain Tea.
c. r. Renfro
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SIXTH YEAR IN OKLAHOMA.

Drs. Clark q Ramally. tho
famous Chicago special
lists, treat Chronic and
Private diseases Of both
vsxes. Cures guaranteed
Consultation free.
omeo over les West
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Ice caeAM sooA AT RsNgRo.a.
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NgoLIoEg aHlaTa ~ eETgaaeN.s
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UNIVERSITY COMMENCEMENT.

Robloao0's shoes sost tof tHe Money.
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Harrison Avenue, outhrie, okla. Phone
No. 4sa