New-York tribune., 1906-10-31
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Die Woche," in a two-page article. tells its
readers What Americans Eat" taking as a type
the average New York business Hot cakes
quick lunch dishes. pie. Welsh rabbit. ice cream
grapefruit oyster cocktails. pork and beans and
many other purely American dishes, and ice
water, are referred 10 indigestion promoters.
"All this" says the writer, the American eats
with relish. They the dishes of the city and
OF the country. He balks az only four things:
Frankfurter sausages saIerkraut buttermilk and
Limburger cheese-.hese calls Dutch foods I"
They are distant relatives"
Indeed About how distant?"
According 10 .Bradstreet's' latest. they are
about ten million dollars removed"-Puck.
Daniel Zintsmaster. a wealthy resident Of Hunt
ngton, Ind, has had erected on his country place
a log cabin. exact duplication OF the old Abra-
ham Lincoln home. The cabin houses large num-
ber Of Indian and other relics owned by Mr. Zints
master, who is a banker. Several thatched build
ings Of Filipino style also included in the
grounds decorations about a pretentious modern
residence.
.Nodd TO Todd, just back from EurOpe)-what
IAN empty stomach."-IAfe.
In speaking OF Oscar S. Strauss appointment to
the Cabinet, The Jewish Outlook" of Denver,
says: 1T goes without saying that had Mr.. Straus
been a Catholic a member of Protestant sect
10 reference would have been made to his religious
faith The emphasis upon Hebrew with
bad taste in land. where all citizens sup
posed TO be treated fairly end irrespective Of
creedal afiation. It needs no argument TO bring
home the conclusion that prejudice IS still very
active and bitter and that many, many decades
will elapse before the Jew attsins the position
which in justice he IS entitled TO hold"
The American Israelite" calls attention TO the
fact that another Jew held a Cabinet Office in
this country. Judah P Benjamin who was secre-
tary of War and later Secretary of State of the
Southern Contederacy.
IN he ham m ha
over by the automobile?"
was trying to a2dge soz ths ballast yha5 the s
Dealer
According TO 1.-The Baltimore News" there's a
new occupation In that city. title is dis
chargee," As explained by an employe, when any
body makes a complaint at big establishment
the disc chargee" is called up before the COM
painant and vigorously reproved.
Why didn't you deliver that parcel to Mr.
Jones?' asks the boss The 'dischargee' makes
some lame excuse, carefully rehearsed beforehand
and gets in return a torrent OF denunciation and
an order 10 "go to the Office" and receive his pay.
The discharges" gets his money. and Mr. Jones
goes away happy because he has cost a man his
job Half an hour later the discharge" goes
back, to be dismissed for other angry Gus
toner
The .f fuTnass nas,o hse,s res started started now.
For II is difficult 10 suit
The whims of every ore.
E!yira yd think thinks ii i Is o, too hot
While Eunice says. Tn freezing co1l
Don't let the fire out
Maria wants the danaper up
VhcbeXar Ahq MaaTed y,5,, wants Gz i H. d9Tn ,T
I'm greeted with froTvn
Oh l shall welcome with a whoop
The advent OF the spring
And when the winter is all gone
III cheer like everything
-So,nerv:Ue Journal
The success Of the Japanese actress Sada Vako
Ion the German stage is referred in article In
the "Berliner Tageblatt" which says Remember
ing the laurels by her look forward with
pleasure 10 the debut Of Ito Tatsumi, another
Japanese actress. who will soon be here"
spirit-Is this heaven?
ST Peter-Yes
y afraid of H. Coodby"
'Mhy-aren't you coming n,''
NO thanks. During my life PLAYED the harp
Life.
John D Losekamp, Of Billings. Mont is selling
out his stock of elks teeth. about G0OO In ALL
"Eiktooth John ne is called has for twenty
five years been buying the tusks OF bull and COW
CHS, until short while ago he was rhe possessor
or eighty thousand elks teeth. lie is the "ektooth
king OF Montana. II not Of the entire West Lose
kanp formerly bought dresses from the Indians
the dresses being decorated sometimes with five
hundred teeth. Any hunter With eks' teeth In his
possession was sure OF a purchaser In I,osekarnp
But he cannot buy them any more and make a req
sonable profit. for any COW Indian nowadays knows
the value OF an elk's tooth. Losekamp is disposng
or his teeth TO firm in the. East az the rate OF
-FOUR hundred five hundred a month The firm
makes them into watchfobs for members of the
Order Of Elks.