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SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS.
Chesapeake & Ohio Ry.

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JULY 1, 1900.
300 P.M.-OI.D DOMINION EXPRESS. daily
Stops at principal points In Virginia and West
virginia. vestibule train; standard coaches;
parior cars to Virginia hot Springs and Hin.
Cincinnati. indianapolis, st. Louis and Chicago;
dining cars, la carte service.
$50 P.M.-NEW G. & o. LIMITED. daily-Fast
new vestibule train; stops only at Gordons-
vile. Charlottesville. Stalnton, Clifton Eorgs
se ed and Hinton. Va PaIi pn .lsepsss
to Lexington, Loui:ville, Cincinnati. Indian
q carte service One night out.
a1:io Ne; pvi,, LIMITED: dailyM;SoIIid
natl. Lexington and Louisville. Compartment
sisepnf cs1 to virginia Hos sPTinss Tsss.
ers Cincinnati to Chicago and st. Louis and
Louisville to Memphis. Nashville and south
west.
Reservations and tickets at Chesapeake and Ohio
Offices, SIS Pennsylvania avenue; zoe 18th street
near r. and Sixth Street Station. Telephone Main
8730 for Pennsylyania 3. B. Cab Serytce. and
Main lOe6 for q 4 O. Ticket Once.
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wellman's Airship Reported pefectiv

Walter wellman. leader of the Wellman
arctic expedition. telegraphed to London
from Spitzbergen August H. via Hammer
fest, Norway. yesterday. that the compile
ton OF the balloon house has been greatly
delayed owing to the magnitude of the
work. Many minor defects discovered In
the mechanical parts OF the airship are be-
Ing remedied as fast possible. The mo-
tors work excellently, and the balloon part
OF the airship is in good condition. Mf.
wellman says II will still be possible.
weather permitting. to get away toward the
pole during the first week of September.
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NORTH GERMAN LLOYD.
Fast Express Service.

Fast Express Service.
PLYMOL HERBOURG-BREMEN.
Kronpyins Sept. 4, ami Kaiser. Oct. 8. 10 an
Kaiser. Sept. II, 10 am VIM. H.. Oct. 10, 8 am
K-Wm. II SEPT 49, $50 am Kronprins. Oct. n. noon
Twin-Screw Passenger Service.
Bremen. Aug. %. 10 ami rbar Sept rs. 10 am
sMain. Sept. 6, 10 am Bremen. Oct. H. 10 am
Friedrich Sept 49, 10 am Friedrich. Oct Is. 10 am
Kurfuerst Sept. H. noon Chemnitz Oct. Is, 10 am
sBremen direct.
Mediterranean Service.
GIBRALTAR-NAPLES-GE
3. Luise Sept. 10. II am Albert. Nov. TO- II am
3 Albert Sept e. II snP irene irene. Dee; II an
FroL, Bremen Piers. Sd and 4th sts., Hoboken.
NORTH GERMAN N LLOYD r TRAVELLERS aAH MGR CHECKS
OKLRICHS ? Co. NO. BROADWAY, n. Z.
p. 3. DROOk & SONS CO.. 025 PENNA. AVE.
feS-:12t eSu-28
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Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
AMERICAN LINE,

AMERICAN LINE.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Observation-Disclosures
ATLANTIC TRANSPORT LINE.
NEW YORK-LONDON DIRECT.
RED STAR LINE.
n. T. DOvER-ANTWERP U4ONDON-PARIO
Observation-Disclosures (Pier b5,.
WHITE STAR LINE.
NEW YORK-QUEENSTOWN-LI
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
r T1 MEDITERRANEAN .znKrs
FROM NEW YORK.
Cretic. .............S Sept. q. noon; Nov. g. Dec 9
Republic. Oct 10. noon; Dec. (from Boston,
FROM BOSTON.
Romantic Sept. Is, 7:30 En-: Oct. n
Canopic. ............. Oct. g. 1890 pm.: Nov. II
WASHINGTON OFFICE. 1905 ST. NV.
R. NJ. HICKS. Passenger Agent.
oSn
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Mexicans Want officer Prosecuted.

Policeman George Couts was arrested at
San Diego Cal, yesterday by United States
Deputy Marshal Place on charge of kid
mapping. preferred by Mexican Consul Diaz
Prieto of that city. Nearly two years ago.
while searching for Frank Hurns, sixteen
years old, who was wanted on a charge Of
HOUSEKEEPING, Couts went into Mexico and
induced Hurns to enter the United States.
where he was arrested, tried and sentenced
to five years in a reform school. Mexican
officers want Couts punished for his method
of getting a prisoner. Couts will be taken
before United States commissioner
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virginian Missing in New York.

Thomas A. Stewart. fifty-four years old,
proprietor of general store in Claremont,
Sussex county. Va, is missing. and the
police have been asked to look for him.
Mr.. Stewart visited New York August to
buy supplies. He registered at the Broad
way Central. He was around for two days
and then disappeared. In letter to his
wife during his known presence here. he
complained of the heat, and said he would
probably stop a few days at some resort
Detectives who have searched the different
beaches have been unable to locate him.
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ROCKEFELLER OFFER TO czAR.
Paris Story Of a 800, 900, 900 Loar
PROPOSAL.

The usually well-informed and sober Paris
Temps published last night a remarkable
story concerning an alleged project of John
D. Rockefeller to build a gigantic canal for
Russia, out Of which project grew plan to
transform the Bank Of Russia into stock
corporation. The story includes statement
that Rockefeller offered to advance Russia
100000. 900.
The article was called forth by the issu-
ance today through news agency of an
authentic deniai by the Paris agent of the
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POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.

WASHINGTON 3 POTOMAC STEAMBOAT ".
randall Liue.)
STEAMERS cor POTOMAC RIVER LANDiSGS
: pm. and Saturday. am. for river landings
70 Wieomico river and Nomini creek landings;
Lower Machodoc creek Wednesday only. Returning
atexmer arrives In Washington wednesday and
Friday mornings and Sunday afternoons.
Steamer Wakefield, Sunday, Tuesday and Thurs.
day at Z a.h,.. for river landings, including Post
Tobacco creek, Maddox creek and the Micomieo
ton Monday, Wednesday aud Friday afternoons
Steamer for Glymont and intermediate landIuxs
8 pm. my2l-6
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ATLANTIC COAST L INE
Rnecttye Nay z7. lpoe.

Elective May n, 1909.
Not3co.--These departures are given a. informa.
tion q well a. connections with other companies.
but arrivals and connections not guaranteed
$50 am. daily-Sieeping Car New YORK to Jack
oonville, Fla.
s:1s pm daily-s,eeplng c.s New Yort 70 Jaei.
sonvfne. Fla; New York TO Port Tampa, TIA, via
Jscisonville; New York 10 Augusta. Ca; Neg
Yerk to Charleston, 8. O.; Washington. p. O. 20
WILMINGTON, N. G.. Connects at Petersbufg Tor
Norfolk via N. = w. DINING cAh SERVICE On
this train.
For tickets and all information apply at the
0FFICE OF THE LINE, col PENNSYLYANlA
AVENUE N0RTHWEST. AND PENNSYLVANIA
RAILROAD STATION.
GEO. r. JAMES,
District Passenger Agent. Washington. D. q
PAS. IfsfBc Alsr.. Wilmington. n. q
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Special Notice.
CUNARD LINE.

from PIERS 6l-E1. NORTH RIVER.
10 LIVERPOOL VIA QUEENSTOWN.
Carmania. Aug. %. noon Caronia; Sept II: II am
Lucania. Sept !, pm Campania Sept. Is. pm
Umbra.. Sept. 8. smlEtrufia. Sept. 70. $50 am
GIBRALTAR, GENOA. NAPLES, ADRIATIO.
New Modern Twin-screw Steamers.
SLAyoNIA. Aug. e. II am; Oct. 49, Dec.
OARPATHIA. Sept. Is, 10 a.m.: Nov. n
VERNON q. brown. q: A.. H-24 State It. N.Y..
Opposite the Battery.
Or 126 State st. Boston, Ma01.
q. ". MOSS. Agent. l4l1 g Ut. NV. Washinstns-
fel6-1yr.eSuG
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FRENCH LINE.

CONPAGNIE GENERALE TRANSFORMATIONS
Direct Line to Havre-Paris (Franee3.-
Sailing every Thursday at 10 An.
From Pier No -. North River. foot Morton SHY.
sLa Savoie. August s0ILa Bretagne. Sept. IS
Ella Provence. Sept. 81 La Touraine. Sept %
LA Lorraine. Sept. Isl La Savoie. Sept. q
sTwin-screw steamers.
GEORGE W. MOSS.
1z11 G ST. NV.
mh:-S05t-fo
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n B-FoIlowing schedule figures published only
- information, and not guaranteed.
TBS am. Daily. Local for Harrisonburg. Var.
io:oi am. Daily. washington and Florida Lin.
fted. Through coaches and sleeper to Columbia.
Savannah and Jacksonville. Dining car service.
HIS am. Daily. United States Fast Nail
Eir.t-class coaches and Sleeper to New Orleans.
4:0 pm. Week Days. Local for Earrisonbars
and way stations on Manassas branch
Ass p.m. Daily. Local for Warrenton. Chat
lottesviile and intermediate stations: week days
1850 pm. Daily. New York and Atiant. Express.
E1rst-ciass coach to Atlanta. sleeper to Columbus
Ca; Sunset tourist sleeper washingtou to San
90 en ps New Yea ana snq PoriSs Express.
Through coaches and sleepe3 to Columbia. sayan
nah and Jacksonville. Sleeper to Augusta and Port
Tampa. Dining car service.
300 pm. Daily. New York and Memphis Lin.
TIED (via Lynchbure) Tirstclass coach and sleeper
to Roanoke, Knoxville Chattanooga and Memphis;
sleeper to Birmingham and New Orieana Dining
lo:1s pm Daily. Washington and Southwestern
Limited. All Pullman train: observation car 70
Atlanta and Macon; club car to Atlanta: sleepers
to Nashville. Atlanta. Macon. Birmingham AM
New o5lf saiNs ping IN n 81 :sEc BRANCH
Leave Washington $50 an. l:a0. 4:lS. l:Aa.
Sos pm. week days for Biuemont; e:8 pm.
week days for Leesburg only: On sunday leave
Washington 9:ol. s:10 an. e:2S p.m.. fos slue.
Through trains from the south arrive Washington
6:42 6:52, ESQ. II 05 am. 500 $50 and o:50
pm daily. Local trains from Strasburx $40 m.
and s:ao pm. daily From CharlottesviTe s:i0
am: from Lynchburg and Charlottesville. a;eo
: TICKET once.. 7os 18th st.. 81 Pa ave. and
q. b SPENCER. GIN s. a. HARpwICK PIN
w H. TAYI0E. q. r. A. L s. BROWN. O. 4.
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STEAMSHIPS,
People S Lime.
NEW Y0RK-ALHANY.

NEW Y0RK-ALBANY.
hudson RIVER BIZ sEARcHLIGHr.
Steamers O. ". MORSE. odd dates August, and
ADIRONDACK. alternating. ". PIE! No. S2, Mr..
foot Of Canal st., PM, and West i2eth St.
$3.50 PM daily lsundays inciudsd). Direct eoa.
nection at Albany for al points. Orchestra. An.
tomabiles carried. Timetable and Summer Book
Free. Beautiful Hudson BY searchlsht," 10c.
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Held for 4 Murders in New Orleans

Henry Greggs. white man, is held in
Jail at Canton, Ga, awaiting the arrival of
sheriff from louisiana. Greggs is said
to be wanted in that state for the murder
Of four men in New Orleans. The gov
ernor of Louisiana has offered a reward of
81 100 for the capture of the man who COM
mitted these murders.
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Depositors stormed Chicago Bank.
Sixty policemen were overwhelmed at Chi
cago yesterday by a mad rush of men and
women who were determined to get the
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RAILROADS.
pennsylvania :Z
u MMnEh@Ak
Corner of 9th and
B Streets.

- 0&k S~&So
sSo AN. daily. PIrTsBuRGH EXPRESS AND
CHICAGO SPDCIAL.-Parior and Dining o.n
Harrisburg to Pittsburgh. Connects for chicass,
Cincinnati. Indianapols. Louisville and st. Louis.
Buffet Parlos Oar to Harrisburg.
1850 AN. daily. MAIN LINE ExPREss.-Pur.
man Buffet Parlor Car to Harrisburg. Parios
Gar Harrisburg b" Pittsburgh. Pennsylvania
Railroad Dining Car Harrisburg to Altoona.
i2.oi Pm. DAILY. THE PENNSYLVANIA LIN.
FTED.-Pullman Sleeping. Dining. Smoking and
Observation Cars from Harrisburg. For Chicago.
Cleveland Toledo. Detroit Cincinnati. Indianapo-
IL and st. Louis. Buffet Parlor Car to Harris.
burg.
400 Pm. daily. ST. LOUIS LIMrTED.-Seepias.
Dining. Smoking and Observation Cars from Har.
r1sours For indianapolis. Louisville and 81
Louis. Buffet Parlor Car to Harrisburg.
$40 Pm. daily. PENNSYLVANIA SPECIAL as
hours to Chicago).-Pullman Sleeping. Dining.
Smoking and Observation Cars from Harrisburg
to Chicago. Sleeping Car to Harrisburg.
$40 Pm. daily. CHICAGO AND ST. LOUIS Elk.
PRkSs.-slsepins Cars Washington to ST. Louia
Sleeping and Dining Cars Harrisburg to Chicago.
Indianapolis. st. Louis and Nashville tvia Gin
cinnati and Louisville). Sleeping Car to Harris
turS
$40 Pm. daily. CHICAGO LIMITED.-sleepins
Car Washington to Chicago and Cleveland. Penn
sylvania Railroad Cafe Car Baltimore to Harris
burg Sleeping, Smoking. Dining and Observation
Cars from Harrisburg. For Chicago and Clevs
land.
us Pm. daily. ST. LOUIS ExPRESS.-Pulman
Sleeping Car Harrisburg to st. Louis and Cin-
cinnati.
7.4O Pm. daily. WESTERN EXPRESs.-Pullmas
Sleeping Car to Pittsburgh and Chicago. Dining
Car to Chicago.
"a" Pm. daily. CLEVELAND AND CrNcIy.
Natl ExPRESS.-Pullman Sleeping Cars Wash
inston to Harrisburg and Harrisburg to Clevs
land. Barberton and Cincinnati. Dining Car
1910 Pm. daily. PITTSBURGH SPECIAL-PuIi.
man Sleeping Car to Pittsburgh Dining Car Al
toon. to Pittsburgh.
1910 PM daily. PACIFIC EXpREss-PulImsn
Sleeping Gar to Harrisburg and Harrisburg b
pittsburgh. Connects for Cleveland and Toledo.
$50 AN. daily. BUFFALO DAY EXPRESS. with
through Buffet Parlor Car and Coaches to Buffalo,
via Emporium Junction.
76o AN. for Erie daily Canandaieua. Rochester
and Niagara Falls daily, except Sunday.
1850 AN. for Remove daily and Elmra week
days For Williansport daily. $40 PM
us Pm. daily. BUFFALO NIGHT EXPRESS.
with through Sleeping Car and Coaches to Buf.
faie. via Emporium Junction
7.40 Pm. daily for Erie. Rochester, Buffalo and
Niagara Falls with Sleeping Car Washington to
Rochester.
1910 Pm. daily for Erie. Canandaigua. Rochester,
Buffalo and Niagara Falls.
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SeabOard Air line Railway

TICKET OFFICE: l4z1 PENEA. AVE
Fer Petersburg. Raleigh. Wilmington. Columbia.
Savannah. Jacksonville. Tampa Atlanta. Birmins.
ham. Mobile. Pensacola and New Orleans.
Pullman Sleeper Jacksonville Fla: also through
Sleeper Washington to Birmingham. Ala. Cafe D9a.
ing Car Washington to Hamlet. N. @.
a2o Pm. DAfLY-Seaboard Express-Solid train
to Jacksonville and Tampa. with frlman sleepers.
Through Sleeper to Atlanta. Birmingham and Mem.
phis. Cafe Dinirz Car.
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

General Passenger Agent.
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The Rain in Paris.

From Earper's BaEar.
The sole effect rain seems to have on
French spirit is to bring out its bright
ness by contrast with clouds. ITEMS! IL
rleut!" ("Ah, it rains!") And monsieur.
dressed with scrupulous care, ready to
sally forth. does not stop for an umbrella,
probably but steps out jauntily into the
street and makes no more unfriendly
comment on the weather than III ne fait
mas beau ce matin." cit is not fine this
morning.
r-his is the French point of view. Dis
comfort of any sort is for them only the
negative of something desirable. and so
they keep their minds on what is pleas
ing naming IL to define the absence of it
Ia petite Helene and her little brother
Henri who go TO school in the neiRhbor-
hood trot along In the rain. the bonnie at
their heels carrying their school bags.
Henri wears a capuchon--a cape with the
hooG drawn up over his head; Helene
holds over her head a minuscule umbrella
which she tits in such fashion as to
make the most OF the rain. unrebuked
by any threat of something awful to re-
snyt If a drop of water falls on them. both
children dance along in the wet, letting
the drops fall on their upturned faces and
laughing in glee II the rain Were an
other playfellow- Even his royal high
ness-the baby-does not miss his ac-
customed outing on account or the
weather Num-. the nurse. VIII shorten
the great ribbon streamers of the white
can She wears and she pins up her dress
to escape the muddy streets: lie bebe him
self is respiendent in the laees and feath-
ers which are an inseparabie feature OF
thu. magnificent devotion which the
French bestow upon an infant; he is
snugly tucked In his go-cart the hood. is
thing less is thought to be good for him
and off he goes.
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THE SUMMER MAN.
A Boston Newspaper Comes Out in
Praise of His Pulchritude.
From the Boston Transcript

FROM the Boston transcript.
The bewildering plethora of handsome
men has caused a stir. Look where YOU
will in the business streets of Boston and
handsome men will be found positively re-
dundant. Indeed, we confront phenomenon
worthy of something like analysis What
makes men SO handsome in midsummer? Is
1t true that the summer man maintains a
sound esthetic rivalry with the summer
girl? Is 1t possible, on the other hand, that
he's fooling us? I have bestowed much con-
temptation upon this seemingly trivial sub
ject, and derived from it brace of conclu-
sions-such as they are-which | submit
with due modesty, since tastes differ
Conclusion the first: Men are handsomer
in summer because their raiment enhances
their beauty. There's gayety In straw hats
pale suits. lyrical neckties and "negIected''
shirts. Besides, there's variety, and a fell
low may express himself sartorialiy with
delicious abandon; he commands an aug
mented gamut of possibilities whereas in
winter he's dismally limited, for whatever
his individual style of loneliness he con-
forms to type more closely then. But gay
ETY.. l think, is just now the great asset
Really, the Anglo Saxon, who so commonly
Affects gloom, takes on the radiant light
ness and tubilance of the Latins when once
the weather compels.
Conclusion the second: Men are hand
sOmer In summer because the nrettiest
women have-with few exceptions. to whom
much thanks and the compliments of the
season-betaken themselves to the noun
tains or the seashore. This gives men their
innings. We are so constituted that we
have to admire something; If we can't ad-
mire the best. we admire the next best; and
since there aren't but two sexes, and one
OF them has largely absented itself, the re-
suit is obvious.
Men needn't puff out their chests, how
aver, over their temporary triumph. Horse
hair furniture was once admired So were
tessellated floors and Rogers groups So
also were chromos and wax flowers. and
cast-iron puppy dogs on lawns That was
what came of having nothing finer to bow
down to. Let US remember this. Still, I see
no harm IN allowing the summer man q
few secret thrills of satisfaction If he wants
them. The days of his glory are brief.
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Blocks i'm the WAY of Business.

beneath them all the time. Probably all of
them will thrive in partial shade also. For
example, II have seen thousands of the
smaller purple-fringed orchs In full SUM-"
writes an observer, yet the finest speci-
mems / have found were in partial shade"
Fortunately, all the other orchids, so far
as We know, are satisfied with partial shade
and a reasonable degree of moisture. Good
garden soil is moist enough Except in time
of droughO, and every garden can supply
some kind of shade. We may presume that
the ideal is to reproduce the cool moist at
mosphere of the woods, the abundance of
diffused light, the free circulation of air
without drying winds. protection from the
fierce midday sun and above all mellow,
spongy soil full of leaf mold.
Woods-loving orchids should never have
stagnant moisture If your soil is heavy,
throw out two feet of 1t, put In stones at
the bottom for drainage and fill in with
woods-earth. Then you can give them
plenty OF water in summer without fear of
OVERRIDING 1t. They want less moisture
when the foliage is ripening and they must
not be damp In winter. Cover them lightly
with leaves or litter in November, but do
not use manure. A loose summer mulch is
desirable In order to prevent excessive evap-
ora ton.
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KOREAN PRINCESS FUNERAL.
A Day in Passing-Like a Page From
the Arabian Nights.

From the London Graphic.
The crown princess of Korea had been
dead month before her funeral took
place. During the interval a road was
made seven miles out of the city. and
temple was built to hold the body
AS the procession left the palace gates
some OF the mourners. according to an
cient custom, tried to stop the coffin by
pushing back the bearers. who in their
turn steadily drove forward. The idea OF
this is to show regret at the passing of a
body while the memorable power OF DEATH
overcoming all opposition. holds Its way
During this commotion the priest. on each
end of the platform holding the bier, urged
the bearers with a long pole, the end OF
which was painted red In accordance with
arcient custom the pole was dipped In
pot of red paint, and those bearers VINO.
neglected their work received dab OF red
on their white garments, and at the end
of the day those bearing the marks were
punished.
Funerals in Korea are always supposed
to take place at night, and to keep up this
suposition men carrying long gauze Ian
terms on small poles run by the side of the
coffin and line the route at the start
Curious .and wonderful are the ancient
costumes which make their appearance on
such occasions. Their beauty is not shown
to advantage by their wearers, as they are
the poorest of horsemen. Even holding on
TO the saddle with both hands is not suf-
ficient guarantee of safety, but they must
have two grooms to walk by the head OF
their tiny mounts to prevent accidents
In the procession, which takes the whole
day to pass, are chairs containing figures
of devils. Great paper horses, hideous in
appearance, accompany the collins, presum-
ably that the deceased may have mount
in the other land. There are two collins.
the one in this instance containing the
body of the princess, the other being in
tended to deceive the evil spirits.
Al the graveside, in a covered temple, the
women of the palace, in ancient costumes,
howl and moan the night through, their
wailing rising above all other sounds.
The princess funeral, a whole. ap-
reared more like a page from THE Ara
bian Nights than anything else. Notwith-
standing the empty Golfers of the Korean
ministry, the sum of something like 10O0,
OOo yen was expended on this funeral.
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Pointed Paragraphs.
From the Chicago News.


Isn't dyspepsia a food product?
woman never listens to half the things
she says.
Only fool would expect to get any fun
out of funnel.
A pessimist is man with liver spots on
his disposition.
Easy money is so called because It is so
easy to get rid Of
Most people who are satisfied with them
selves don't want much.
Go TO the gas meter. thou sluggard: con-
slider its ways and become busy.
A mans wife may be his better half, but
he usually does all the betting.
People are fond of telling their imaginary
troubles, but not their real ones
If you want a woman TO take your advice
pretend to be handing 1t to some one else
Perhaps you never wrote a letter of re-
greet but how about the letters You regret
having written?
Some people refuse to take physical exer-
else for their health because it doesn't come
in bottles
A successful fnancier is a man who can
separate other men from their hard earned
coin without using sandbag.
A fool tries to get square with others
but the wise man spends his time In block
ing the attempts of others to get square
with him