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Arizona republican., 1906-12-23

ship that was anything more than
kind w suspension bridge between
quarrels?' he says. In ivry branch Is
life.' he says. we leap from scrap to
scrap he says. I'm one iv tn best
timpered men in the wurrld. am not
eye are not says - I'm wan Nv es'
kindest iv mortals.' he says. but put
me in tn same house with Saint Ger
ome. he says, AN there'd be at least
wan day in tn month whin I'd answer
his last wurrud be slammin' tn dure
behind me-. he says. Man is mach
rally a fightin' an quarrelin' animal
with his wife. TIL soft answer don't
always turn away rath. Sometimes IL
makes It worse he says. TIL throubla
about divorce is il always let's out IL
tn bad bargain tn wan that made II
bad. IL / owned a half in payin'
business with ye. I'd niver let the sun
go down on quarrel he says. But
il We had bad mouth I'd go into coori
an wriggle out iv tn partnership be-
cause ye're a cantankerOus old villain
that no one cud get on with he says.
IF people knew they cuddn't get
away firm each other they'd settle
down to life. just as l determined to
fike coal smoke whin / found tn COL
lection wasn't big enough TO put new
chimbly in tn parish house. I've ac-
chally got 10 like it, he says There
amt amy condition ~ human life
that's not endurable If We make up
ye'er mind that we've got TO endure il.
he says. "Th' throuble with tn rich.
he says. SIS this. that whin a rich man
has a perfectly nachral scrap with his
beloved over breakfast, she stays at
home an does nawthin but think
about it. an he goes out and docs
nawthin but think about it, an that
Afternoon they're in their lawyers Of
fice,' he says. But whin a poor gintle
man an poor lady fail out the poor
lady puts all her anger into rubin tn
zinc off tn washbOord an tn, poor gin
tleman aises his be murdhrin' a Stag
pile with a shovel an be tn time night
comes ar-round he says to himself.
Well, I've got TO go home anyhow. an
it's no use | shud be Unhappy because
I'm misjudged," an he puts pound :
candy into his coat pocket an goes
home an finds her standin' at tn dure
with a white apron on an some new
ruching around her neck he says.
AN there We ar-re. Two opinions"
see on'y wan" said Mr.. Hennessy.
What do We raaly think"
Il think" said Mr.. Dooley, "if people
wanted 10 be divorced I'd let thin
but I'd give tn childher tn custody iv
tn parents. They'd larn thin to be-
have"
Arizona republican., 1906-12-23
Copyright, 1906, by H. H Mcclure
& COD

Copyright, 1906, by H. H. Mcclure
& Coz
We'll. sir" said Mr.. DoOley. 81 see
they've been holdin' a Divorce Con-
gress"
Whats that?" asked Mr.. Hen
messy.
I'VE wudden't know" said Mr.. DoO-
ley. Divorce is the on'y luxury sup
piled be tn law that we don't injye in
Ar-rchey Road. Up here whin a mar
rid couple get to tn pint where tits
impossible f'r thin to go on Twin to-
gether they go on Twin together. They
feel that way some mOrnin in ivry
month, but tn next day finds thin still
glarin' at each other over tn ham an
eggs. No wife liver leaves her husband
while he has tn breath iv life in him.
an amy gintleman that took a "Trip
TO 500 Falls in Ordher to saw off tn
housekeepin' EXPENSES on a rash sue
cessor wud find throuble ready FIR him
whin he come back to Ar-rchy Road.
No. Sir. whin our people grab hands at
the altar, they're hooked up f'river.
Marredge with US is a life sintince at
hard labor. There's only wan decree
~ divorce that tn neighbOrs viii rec
ognize. an that's tn wan that entities
We to ride just behind tn pail bearers.
That's why I'm batch. 'Tis tn fine
Arizona republican., 1906-12-23

Were you born lucky? See the ring in
the window OF the Crescent Jewelry
Store.
Arizona republican., 1906-12-23

LOOK OUT for the WHITE HOUSE
sale Selling at invoice prices today.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
SEPARATOR CAUGHT FIRE
M. }. tiorgan's Threshing Outfit Had a Narrow
Escape Last Saturday Afternoon.

The threshing outfit of NJ. j. Horgan
of this city narrowly escaped destruction
by fire during the high wind of Satur-
day afternoon when the separator
caught fire. Combustion undoubtedly
arising from overheated boxing that
had been overlooked by the separator
man while lubricating the bearings.
The woodwork of the rig was atire be-
fore discovery and the current of air re-
sulting from its operation. together with
heavy winds at the time famed the
flames and made the overmastering of
the confagration difficult matter. The
crew operating the outfit put up gal
liant fight and were given efficient aid by
the engineer, who threw the traction
gear of the engine into motion, run up
alongside and with hot water and steam
helped materially in saving the sepa-
rator, which after being laid up couple
of days for repair is again doing full
days work.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
WINTER SPORT IN LANGDON.
Skaters Are Promised Fine Rink fer the
Coming Winter, by Loynes & Moore.

Langdon is to have an ice rink this
winter. The announcement is made
public this week by Messrs Loynes &
Moore that they will build and have
completed before the close of October
one of the best skating rinks that have
been opened to the public of Langdon
in any winter season of past years. 1t
will be built on the two vacant lots north
of their sash and door factory on Fifth
street, location we'll suited and cen
trally located in the residence portion of
the CITY, 1t is to be in readiness to
open with the commencement OF the
winter season and will be given a busi-
ness management such as will enable
both old and young to appreciate the
winter recreation of skating. Messrs
Loynes & Moore will arrange to bring
all available skating attractions to Lang
don and the winter season will be fur
ther enlivened with carnivals and rae
ing contests during the holiday period
for the speed and fancy skaters of Lang
don and vicinity. In taking up the ice
rink proposition Messrs Loynes Il Moore
are also giving consideration to the ques-
tion of curling club and orga ization
for hockery ,layers. 1t is three years
ago since Langdon had an ice rink and
the opening Of rink here this winter
no doubt Will be anticipated with
pleasure and given a liberal patronage.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
BENNETT, A WEALTHY MAN
Fred bennett, Who Used to Run the Milton
Globe, is Fast Getting Rich.

The many friends of Fred bennett,
here in Cavalier county and throughout
the state,will be pleased to hear that he
has been prospering very materially
since his removal to Seattle. Fred form
erly resided at Milton where he for some
time edited the Globe. Later for 13
years he was private secretary to Senator
Hansbrough. About year and half
ago he moved to Seattle, having secured
a position as special agent of the general
land Office in the State of Washington.
Investments made in real estate there
have proven very profitable. Recently
he purchased home in Seattle in one
of the most desirable residence sections
of the city, and from all accounts is
rapidly becoming wealthy.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
WATSON-SOUCH NUPTIALS.
Another Langdon Wedding This Forenoon
at the S0uCh Residence.

The marriage of Mr.. Ray E Watson
to Miss Cora Evelyn Souch took place
at eleven o'clock this forenoon at the
home of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jabez j. Souch, in this city. The
service being said by Rev. S. J. Buck
pastor of the Methodist church, in the
presence of about a score of guests, in.
cluding many Of the relatives of both OF
the contracting parties. The bride is a
popular Langdon young lady, her par.
ents numbering among the first pioneer
residents of this city, where she has
resided nearly all her life. Mr.. Watson
since coming to Langdon a couple o1
years ago has held responsible and
remunerative position with the M. l.
Sullivan meat market. A host of friends
extend cordial congratulations Mr.
and Mrs. Watson took todays afternoon
train for Winnipeg.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
8 HORSES BURNED
Destructive Prairie Fires Accom-
. pany the High Winds of
Last Sunday.
OTHER HEAVY LOSSES.
Western Cavalier County Residents
Suffered Severely By Losses in
Fires During the High Winds
Which Swept Over the Prairie
Last Sunday Afternoon.

In western Cavalier county at the farm
owned by E A. Wadsworth, and rented
by Alfred Blake. in Bruce township, 2115
miles south west of Clyde and SIX
miles from Munich occurred what is
likely to prove the most disastrous fire
that is likely to be heard of in Cavalier
county this fall. 1t happened during
the high wind of last Sunday afternoon
and according to report was started by
sparks from the stove pipe of the shanty
in which Mr. Blake, his mother and Sc
veral younger brothers and sisters made
their home horses were burned in the
stable; the shanty and personal property
it contained belonging TO the Blake ia
mily was destroyed, also 200 bushels
of wheat in near by building belong
ing to P. Redmond. A threshing outfit
nearby was only saved after hard fight
and owners of surrounding farms found
that in order to save their crops and
buildings it was be necessary to plow
tire breaks. Farmers IN DTuce IOWh-
ship figure they have lost hay in the
stack through this fire that will reach a
valuation of hundreds of dollars.
Among the happenings of last week
demonstrating that carelessness re-
garding prairie fire at this season of the
wear is bound to result in a serious loss
of property was reY orted from the
western part of Cavalier county and the
eastern portion of Towner county by
Geo. E. Dunnigan and Joseph Hamann
on their return to Langdon on Mon
day morning A farmer by the name of
Guiser, located mile or so west of the
county line dividing Cavalier and
Towner counties had sixty acres of
wheat destroyed in prairie fire that
swept over stretch of county in that
locality during the high wind of Sun.
day afternoon. The same fire 1T is
understood made fodder for the flames
of a fine crop of flax for neighbor of
Guiser's. In fact the path of the prai-
rie fire destroyed hay in the stack which
will aggregate several hundred tons.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

entire session is one of general interest
to the people of the city, and the Pres
byterian church, where the meeting will
be held, is being arranged to amply
accommodate all who attend. The
Synod opens Thursday afternoon with a
service at half past three o'clock, when
the retiring moderator, Rev. E. P Law
renee, of Minot, breaches the sermon.
The Thursday evening session, at eight
o'clock, is likely to prove to be one. of
the most popular and we'll attended
meetings during the Synod, the ad-
dress of the evening being delivered by
Rev. John Dixon, D. D., of New York
City, church dignitary of distinction
and renown eloquence. If possible the
DEMOCRAT will give space next week to
the program in detail of the balance of
the meetings to be held during the ses-
sion of the Synod.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
HAS NOT WITHDRAWN.
Courier Democrat, Langdon, n. D.

/ SouIltI-DHuOCTat, LduSGO0, N. u.
| wish to announce to the public
through the columns of your paper that
while making a business trip through
the east end of the Forteth Legislative
District a few days ago was confront
ed with the following statement:
$50 you have decided not to run for
Senator Now this has either been
circulated by some democrat who is
getting "wet feet as the saying goes,
or by some of the politicians on the other
side of the fence, and / am somewhat
inclined to think that the latter asser-
tion is the correct one.
Right here | wish to say to my friends
and to all parties concerned in this
senatorial election that have not made
any such surrender of my candidacy or
have any intention of so doing, and that
the people will find me true to those
who placed me in nomination for this
honor. l am in the field to stay and
will not concede the election of my op
ponent until after the ballots have been
counted by the canvassing board. Ask
ing the support of all who believe in re-
form and square deal for everybody l
remain.
Respectfully Yours
R. B. LA1NG,
Democratic candidate for State Sena-
tor, Fortieth Legislative District of
Cavalier County, n. D,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
SMITH THE HORSE TRAINER.
Former Osnabrock Resident Has Gained
Renown as Horse Trainer.

The following extracts from an ac-
count of the Silver Bow County, Mont,
fair will be of interest to many here:
c.. Smith, of Dillon, gave an exceli-
ent exhibition of trick work with his
Arabian stallion which he bought from
Sells-Floto about a month ago. The
horses did everything but talk and
showed an amiable disposition until
Buckets" attempted to attach blue
ribbon. The animal took a contemp
tuous swipe at Buckets with his front
foot which made Buckets do a double
''skldoo" to the amusement of the
spectators.
The two horses that will perform the
most difficult feats are johnson famous
trickster and Smiths Arabian trick
horse. The latter was a performer in
the great Sells-F Floto show for long
time.
When the five Percherons were lined
up, pretty much the same as elephants
are lined up in a circus, the grand stand
broke into renewed applause. The first
ribbon went to black beauty, owned
by G. A. Smith after it had been march
ed up and down before the judges.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
Nothing to Fear.

Mothers need have no hesltancy in
continuing to give Chamoerla MS Cough
Remedy to their little ones, as it con-
tains absolutely nothing injurious This
remedy is not only perfectly safe to give
small children, but isa medicine OF
great worth and merit IL has world
wide reputation for its cures OF coughs,
colds and Group and can always be re.
lied upon For sale by n. Il. McGruer
Langdon aad Easily,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

If an article is initiated, the original
is always best Think it over, and when
you 60 to buy that box of salve to keep
around the house. get DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve 1t is the original and the
name is stamped on every box. Good
for eczema, letter, boils, cuts and bruises
and especially recommended for piles.
Sold by Burke & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
Sick Headache Cured.

Sick headache is caused by derange-
ment of the stomach and by indigestion
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets correct these disorders and
effect cure. by taking these tablets
as soon az the first Indication OF the dis
ease appears, the attack may be warded
Off. For sale by n r. McGruer Lnng.
don and Easily,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
Torments of Tetter and Eczema Allayed.

The intense itching characteristic of
eczema, letter and like skin diseases is
instantly allayed by applying Chamber
lain's Salve and many severe cases have
been permanently cured by its use.
For sale by NE. McGruer, Langdon and
EaSbY
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

FOR RENT-A half section farm in
Xtownship, located 10 miles from Lang
nd miles from Iona Terms will be
Ito suit the right party. 240 acres under
fation Good buildings and ffrst.class
"A Would like to rent at once SO that
Rnant can do fall plowing and disc new
ing. Apply to Matt Schneider, at
don or Iona. 8
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
OPENING OF SYNOD.
The Synod of North Dakota Opens a Foul
Day Session Next Week.

Thursday of next week the twenty
second annual session of the Synod OF
North Dakota will meet here for series
of important meetings which continue
each day thereafter until Monday of the
following week. The program of the
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
SCENE OF THE MURDER.
Surveyors Prepare Exhibits at Snowflake
for the Doyle Murder Trial.

The information reaches the DEMOCRAT
from Snowflake, Man, that surveyors
are busy working on diagrams and plats
of the country near where the dead body
of Weller was found. This is the muir
der for which Martin Doyle is now held
in custody at Jail in Winnipeg, waiting
the fall assizes in Morden. The esurveys
are in the nature of diagrams showing
the roads leading from town to where
the body was found distance of thre-
miles, and other points which will tend
to strengthen the case against the ac-
cused man. The murder was a cold
blooded affair and greatly excited the
citizens not only in the immediate vi
cinity but, in fact, in all nearby states
The murder was committed last No
vember, almost a year ago.
Kelly n Schneider have just received
the best assorted line of ladies and
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

TO WOMEN-Our handsome catalog of
Prs Cloake, Suits and Skirts sent free on
facture our goods and sell direct to
mers. Every garment sent subject to
ination. Write now. Mail Order Gar
Go, sos Century Bldg. Minneapolis,
1O.13
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
DEALS IN DIRT.
|tate Transfers in Cavalier County
4 During the Past Week.

estate transfers as reported by
Abstract Company, being
8ek ending September, 29th, 1906:
81 l.. Francis and wife to
mas Spiker, Lot IA Blk.
hannah, N. D.. 800 90
& Oliver to Jesse Macy
3G. P. Wychoff, NJ SE4
k63 81, & NJ SW4 1853
"a Lund to Russell H. Perry
SssWT Is s}T and Lots 8 and A. .ooo %
VI. 4OUU w
"a Development Co. to st.
hony & Dakota Elevator
Lots q and % Blk. 12,
lin, N. D................ IS 90
va Tschbold and wife to
III L. Halvorson, 81 NEA
&sW74 NW4 24-l6l-57.. >. 100 90
As Dougan to John Mahon
terest in SE14 6-163-62.. $500 90
Mahon to Thos. Dougan,
4Lerest In So SEA 2 and
IN E4 l1-161- go. 49,. $500 90
~. Friesen to First Ma
hl Bank, Hampden and
80 considerations SW4 16-
...... .... L w
# Development Co. to
Leppert, Lot l Blk. 5.
Addition to Sarles, N. d 100 90
Miller Jr. to Grace e.
1ler, E19 NE4 10 and VIZ
4 IL l59.61 90
hte Land Co. to Katie
|fe, Lot Blk 4 Nekoma,
IS 90
M Ferguson and wife to
M Howntt, E1s SW4 Sec.
90. 49,. ;. l40o 90
ARte Land Go. to Mary X.
Anlt, Lot IL Blk. II, First
zion to Nekoma, N. D.. rs 90
y. Fehr to Peter Arens,
25- -lG0 83. ..... 1900 90
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

EFOR SALES ,uthwest u. sec 20, twp
" ge 81 Gordon township); so acres bro.
$balance good arabic land; small house
Darn; good we'll. Terms, $1,000. S2,4OO
balance on time. G. Arens, Alsen post
N. Oak. $40
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

FOR SALE-Two desirable lots for
less or residence location. For infor-
on apply to T, E. Burke, Hotel Antlers,
Y Forks or E. A. Farrell, Langdson,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

registered Poland China
Epigs. For price and particulars apply
2hnson Bros, Langdon N. D 50
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04
ant Column

will be inserted in this
4lumn for One Cent Word each insertion
Rertisement inserted for less than fifteen
81 Cash must always accompany out of
prders. The rate for the insertion of
lss locals among pure reading matter Will
ter be ten cents per l;cc each insertion.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

ENTICE GIRLS-Wanted at once tc
dressmaking. Apply at Schulke's de-
4ment store. I
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-10-04

Kelly n Schneider have just received
the best assorted line of ladies and
childrens cloaks in tho city.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19

sv,s C0Ng MAN WITH PRACTICAL BUSINESS
oierS peIlence and education desires position AS
' Ne'ielvol or salesman. references
r,v,e 70, Apply LAFAYETTE HOTEL.
W seventh and shipley streets
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
8ewaras.

DBwARD-THE WILMINGTON FOUNTAIN
Il Society Will pay a reward Of ten dollars for
The arrest and conviction Of any person damag-
ing OF nisusing the drinking fountains of this
society. See city ordinance passed for the pro-
lection Of SINE. WILLIAM POOLE,
apr24tfst Treasurer.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
FOR SALE

An established Ice Cream and Confectionery
corner store and dwelling, on the west side, In
very desirable location rare chance for the man
who understands the business.
A good paying investment Nos. 24io 2f122flt
good order; 'front.' side and back yArds lots 22xlo0;
always rented
owner living out Of city desires 70 sell.
Terms arranged to suit purchaser. Submit an
offer.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
Antnts and Salesmtn ItanIfa.

@ppOPTTTyTTY OF A LIFETIME iQ one
[ man In each city with reerenee ana a. if~
hundred dollars Experienced slesnaii ieiyl,el Z
New and unique business pluposltloli tle. - i
1870 ~ oS,iir' 'N"-' SHERMAN Co.,
-.,i9rt Is Dover street, New YORK.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
oHoKnp TO DEATH.

Associated Pres Dispatch by Special wfroA
New York, May ia-Martin Driscoll
a loneshoremanl, while starving, was
given a free meal today and was ohoked
10 death by piece Of meat, which he bad
hurredly attempted to swallow.
The man had eaten only few mouth
fnls for several days, and when q friend
offered him drink today he said be
would rather cat.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
PopE surrrRINa IRON aour.

Associated Press Dispatch by Special Wires
Rome, Italy, May 10.-When DR..
Lapponi visited the Pope, this morning,
lac found his patients condition inn
proved, although thel pontiff passed
somewhat restless night as the result Of
his attack of gout.
Owing TO a slight rise in his tempera-
ture, Or. lapponi ordered the Pope to
remain in bed for several days.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
Aotifes,

NOTICE 90 THE MEDICAL EXAMINING
N BOARD, representing the Homeopathic
fediesl society Of Delaware, State and Peninsula
,iii meet 10 Wilmington at the Homeopathic Hos
svsmining candidates who may desire license 70
rsctce medicine and surgery IN this State In
dariomity with the Act regulating the same,
rssed Of Dover, May 18th, 1895. For parucu-
~ applv 70 the Secretary Of the Medical
Councii Dr. P. ". Tomlinson. Wilmington, Del.
LEONARD A. kITTlNGER, NJ. D.,
Secretary Medical Examining Board.
Wilmington, Del, May 18th, 1906 myla q, q
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
WEATHER roRxoAsR.

As.ocistsd Pres Dispatch BY epeclua WlIA
Washington, May 19.--WesfA@ huEo.
cast for Delaware:
Fair and cooler tonight and tDmorrOWf
fresh west 10 northwest wind
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19

n 70 VESSELS USING CHRIsTIANA DRAW.
Owing 10 repairs necessary 20 the Delaware Rail
mad Draw Bridge No. /, over Christiana River
he draw bridge will be out Of service from
o'clock Friday, a. m, May 18th, until Monday, a.
n Nav DIST 1906. All craft using the Christlana
River are hereby notified, and win govern them
n7es accordingly. Z. F. BROOKS,
Nay 18th. 1905. Acting Superintendent
mylsth-N
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
8fmurals.

d EMOvAI-MRs. JOHN H. BRAUNsTErN
n hair dressing shampooing, facial and head
MARKET STREET. Telephone d. & A. i7aiA
apr24-tts-ln
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-05-19
FOR SALE.

Bakeries coal yards dry goods stores groosries
saloons country hotels meat markets, leasos
cigar and news stands manufacturing planta
farms houses Also, lots in all parts OF the coun-
try. on easy terms. I have clients who wish %
buy your property OF business Yours might suit
them send me description Of property or bust
ness and lowest price. j cannot supply the de-
mand Money 20 loan on mortgages, rents COL
leoted estates managed. sell fire, life, accident
health and plate glass insurance. None but best
companies represented. No charge for advice or
trouble Lists mailed on application.
r. +. McEV1LY
628 West Fourth st.. Wilmington, Del
Del Phone 1881. d. q A. e0iD. feb22tts-u