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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
UNSATISFACTORY.

"Ah' sighed the love sick youth,
'if you would only return my love!"
That's just what l intend TO do"
replied the maid with the Sold-storage
heart. II haven't any earthly use for
IT,"
And still he wasn't satished-Chi-
cagO News
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
j. T. Waldo & Co.'S.
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE,
cRANTsVILLE, w. VA.

Keeps constantly on hand Balsd
Hay, Chop oto., al reasonable rates.
Can supply you with q horse single
horse buggy, two-hOrse buggy or sur.
rey, with OF without driver, for short
or long trip, on short notice and "a
reasonable prices.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
COI-NTRY CONF1DENCns

do you prefer city life?" asked tho
Daudolou. politely.
well, 1 am down on the farm" re-
piled the Thistle. Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
CREATIONS HYMN.

Jinks-That bathing suit is quite a
creation, isn't II?
Winks-Well, let's see A creation
is made out of nothing. isn't It? Yes,
that's almost a creation. Judge.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
BROKEN ENGLISH.

Teacher-What are the parts OF
speech?
Tommy Tucker-It's-it's when a
man stutters.-Chicago Tribune.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16

Who can say that patriotism is
dead asks the Detroit News. when "a
citizen resigns saiaried job in tho
water board and retains am unsal-
7r.ed job in the school board. when
compelled to give up one on the 9TH
er7
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
NO EXCURSION TICKET.

Beenaway-Let me see! About No
goodson-when l left he was going
from bad to worse, and
Staidhome-It subsequently de-
veloped that he had no return coupon.
Puck
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
NOTIFYING

Your aims are all wrong" said the
political economist.
you must be right on that point"
said the anarchist. 1T is Notifying
TO see how few of our bomb throwers
hit the right person Washington
Star
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
MEETING PEOPLE.

Did you run across anybody in that
automobile tour?"
I'VE ran 'em down first and then
ran across EN-. Baltimore Ameri-
can
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
HER WIDE EXPERIENCE.

Dottie-I wonder if blonde is
more attractive to men than bru-
nette?
LOttie-Ask Tottie; she's been
both.-Cleveland Leader.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
on TO HER

Miss Bragg You'd never dream the
number OF proposals I've had this
winter
Miss Wisc-No2 I'u bet you've
dreamed most OF them philadelphia
Press
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16

The son of the late Marshal
Bazaine of France. win soon pub.
lsh q book to vindicate his fathers
memory. lie IS am officer in the Span
ish army
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16

OF q Legislators moral texture the
most uumiXed test was probably the
pure food bin observes Golfers
Weekly A handful of men could be
found who would vote against 10 on
doctrines of state sovereignty but I'm
1most every case vote in the mega.
tive was cast for specific money in-
terct again-. .ho peoples health
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16
WILLING no BE CONVINCED.

Waiter" queried the occasional
patron do you have as many orders
for sausages as YOU used 20 have?"
Yes. sir" said the man behind the
white apron
THAT that book hasn't made any
difference"
"NOt "a bit. sir"
We'll. I believe It's a blamed ia.
anyhow Bring mo mess of fried
sausage 49, Chicago Tribune.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16

The city OF Berkeley. Cal. the seat
of the University Of California. now
has more than 10000 population.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1906-10-16

Possibly in the final analysis. the
responsibility for tho dcnco black
rests wholly on careless nature. which
didn't devise coal with better Quau
ties of combustion is Tine suggestion
of the Indianapolis News
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17
LONDON STAGE NEWS.

when Miss Chase was formally bap-
fized at n London church. the other
day. Mr. Barrie stood al her god father
and another person of equal distinc-
tion--Ellen Torry--as her god-mother.
To return to May de Sousa. however.
there are signs already that London
IL going n borrow her from the
United States indefinitely, for az soon
as her present engagement at Drury
Lane Is finished she Is TO appear with
Harry Fragson In new musical play
which Cosmo Hamilton. who colnbor-
ated with Seymour Hicks IN The
Catch OF the season" Is now writing.
Fragson, OF course Is the "Engish
Frenchman" who after making o
great reputation III Parts appeared
here for the hrst time in the Drury
Lane pantomime this winter and scor-
ed a prompt success. The play which
Hamilton IL writing for this pair OF
newcomers Is not named yet but II
promises well, and whether Il succeeds
or not Miss de Sousa ~ not likely 20
be allowed to leave London So long az
she can sing and dance as effectively
az she is now doing nightly IN "Cinder-
ella
Marie Tempest decided that she could
90 something better than star in comic
opera, for she now has niche all TO
herself on the English stage In saucy'
lolltcking comedy that hovers on the
edge of polite farce there Is no one TO
compete with her--and that Is Just
the sort OF part she has in "All-of-a-
Sudden Peggy" produced by Frohman
at the Duke Of York's this week, The
occasion was especially interesting be-
cause the play Is by new author,
Ernest Denny Its story Is not quite
clear and would not be at all convinc-
ing ~ II were not for the naturalness OF
its chief two Interpreters. Miss Tenn
pest and Gerald du Maurier; but Its
dialogue Is delightfully."- bright and UNI
forced; and " Is filled with amusing
incidents. II seems that middle-aged
peer whose intelligence is confined
tn entomology, has invited to his house
the Irish widow of brother-ento-
moloRist. and the widow has brought
alons her harum- scarum, quick -witted
daughter Peggy. The peers mother
is horrlfled by his lordship's evident
fondness for Peggy, and persuades a
younger son TO iiirt with her and dis
tract her attention. The younger son
promptly falls In love with Peggy. The
design Of that mink, however Is not 10
find husband for herself, but 10
marry her mother off Ia the peer. To
achieve this end she says she has been
secretly married to the younger son.
OF course I'm the end both couples get
married, after complications more than
ordinarily entertaining. II the new
author gets hold of a stronger and
clearer story next time, he is sure 20
be an important addition to the ex-
tremely limited company OF successful
British playwrlghts.
CURTIS BROWN.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

cult next week. Included on the roster
are three European acts o sketch, a
musical novelty some stories, and the
kinodrome. The bill Is headed by Ga
letu's dogs and monkeys, including
some of the Cleyerest slmlan actors be-
fore the public This hfteen- minute
turn Is one prolonged laugh over the
absurdities perpetrated. which wind up
with a free-for-all fight.
In Mignonette Kokin, "chanteuse ct
danseuse eccentrique,' dainty and
pleasing turn Is promised. Fresh from
Partisan trlumphs Mile Kokin will
give "A most catchy and chic illustra-
ton Of the French music hall artistic
and her methods OF winning the en-
thusiastlc appreciation of the boulc-
varders. Her gowns will also excite
the interest OF the feminine portion OF
the audience.
Les Aubcrts, whlrwlnd dancers. Is
another act which comes from across
the ocean direct TO the Orpheum cir
cult, A man and woman In conven-
tional ballroom attire indulge In some
startling Waiting, during which Au-
bert whirls about the stage with his
partner In his arms--held out horizont.
ally above his head.
or the musical act scheduled, the
Denver Post says: "A delightful mus.
teal innovation was introduced by De
Harport playing upon the Mexican ma
tlonal nstrument-entirely unknown TO
Denver audiences.
Monologues, songs and stories will be
the contribution OF J. Frank Ely, while
the knodrome falls into line some new
motion pictures,
At the Lyric. next week will be de.
voted 10 tho High School Girls" who
make their bow at matinee COM
menclng this afternoon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

Special Correspondence,
ONDON, March at In quite like
~ that before either she or the
public here realizes It., May de
souss, the pretty American
songstress who Is now principal girl"
at Drury Lane, Will have become an es-
t0blished stage fayorite IN London,an
that in a few months more almost eve
~ one viii have forgotten that she
Is product OF the United stftes,
That seems to be the destiny of
American stars of the Drury Lane pan
tomine, OF whom there have been sew
eral, recently, There was Madge Less
ing, for instance. Erstwhile the belle
of The New York Casino" she made
her London bow IN the Christmas show
at the Lane. and directly It was over
found herself offered engagements ga
lore. with the result that she soon was
lost 10 her native land. At the present
moment she is one of the most popu-
lar performers at the London Coll
scum" where she recently introduced
My Irish Molly" and Is now singing
other American songs.
There IL also Marie George An
American favorite, too. she took the
Drury Lane audience by storm as the
little Dutch girl I'm the Mother
Goose" pant0mime, then became top
liner at the Palace and other leading
halls" and has lately been playins
an American heiresB IN THE White
Chrysanthemum." the Criterion musical
show which IL soon to be sent over to
tba ffpitaH Siafea
London, IN fact, rather likes TO bor-
row comely young women from the
United states, and then not give them
back. Billie Burke IL Il good example;
not to mention Edna May. who by the
way, Is due at the Vaudeville, pretty
soon, IN Leslie Stuart's new piece, The
Belle OF Mayfair" Billie Burke came
over here to sing few songs at the
Pavilion but George Edwardes saw
and snapped her up, and she first APP
pears In the school Girl and then In
THE Duchess Of Dantzic," and latter
~ in THE Blue Moon" with the result
that Il Miss Burke now remembers
that she was originally daughter OF
the Stars and stripes she is one Of the
few who do.
Pauline Chase, too! The dainty pink
Pyiama Girl" OF "The Liberty Bellies"
may possibly return permanently to
her own land, some day, but II hardly
seems likely, for she has not
only scored hugely with the public
here and become first fayorlte
with the picture postcard buyers, but
she has also won the artistic heart OF
J. NJ. Barrie, and IT Is not probable
that he will allow her to be out OF the
cast OF many OF his future plays. She
was one OF the hits Of his "Pantaloon"
and likewise OF his Peter Pan" and
Americans may nave noticed that
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

fuWh IOi td' known only by
hearsay, our fatners and grandfathers'
who have eft their impression of him
on record, agree that no other actor
that the American stage has known
ever approached him IN strength, vigor,
and virility When he was q years
Of age he was receiving $500 per night
FOR acting in the Bowery theater, New
York lie toured England In 1884 and
made grand success. He was CO.
temporary Of the great English actor
McCready, and there was a bitter jeal-
ousy between the two. In Edinburgh.
Forrest Missed his rival when In play
ing Hamlet he danced across the stage
waving his handkerchief, while assum-
ing madness. This WAS the origin OF
the quarrel which eliminated IN New
York on the 10Th Of May, 1919, when
McCready attempted to play Macbeth
aud the house Wgs hOmbarded by a
mob Of roughs IN restoring order tho
military was Obliged 10 ire, ana 80
American citizens were killed, as % con-
sequence Of q personal feud between
two English speaking tragedians,
Forrest spent thousands Of dollars
fostering native dramatic competition.
At his death ne left large sum OF
money and founded the Edwin Forrest
home for actors which Is stu eXtant nv
Springbrook Forrest was n giant IN
stature, and all his methods were of the
gigantic sort. His best and most ef-
fectlve characters dealt with mighty
and fearful passion. a writer who
knew hlm,says that probably no human
being has ever given such terrifying
portrayals Of insensate passion, vindic-
tive hate, and mad jealousy His stage
fights ycrgcd on genuine combats,
The report that Richard Mansfield
was afflicted with cancer turns out to
be piece OF tomfoolery. but the report
that he will actually retire from the
stage al the end OF three years Is fully
confirmed. As one Of the three tours
VIII be devoted to France, America VIII
only have two seasons more of this dis
tlngushed actor, II seems hard TO be-
lleye that he should voluntarily retire
IN the heyday of his activity. for he
Is at present only ~, and IN three years
more will be but 81. Mr.. Mansfield says,
however
Il am wearied beyond measure. Boqy
and mind demand rest. not that | am
aware of any near approach OF imbe-
clllty or paralysis, but there comes a
time I'm every busy mans life when q
hull in the hot race seems imperative.
That Is my conviction, and | shall act
upon Il.
IT IL interesting to note that In retlr-
Ing at this comparatively early ag-,
Mansfield Is violating many Of the best
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17
UTAH STUDENTS IN BERLIN

Conroy, who returns TO Utah In June,
is also receiving lessons from MIR. Cod
owsky.
The writer was very much pleased
on arriving IN Berlin to see the pro-
gress Tom" Giles had made since he
left home. He certainly IL doing en-
cellent work When he returns 10
Utah he VIII without doubt make
name for himself and gain a reputation
for thorough sound musicanship. II
there ever was an accommodating fell
low Tom certainly Is one. He is always
doing something for us students who
cannot make this spreche go" very
well. He has always shown himself to
be such a thorough gentleman In every
way that We all think most highly Of
him.
r, Y, c.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17
DEATH RATE IN NEW YORK AND
CHICAGO,

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one-fifth Of the deaths In New York and
Chicago we're from pneumonia. Eoley's
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17
THEATRE GOSSIP

Viola Allen, II is said will return to
Shakespeare next season. reyivins "A
Winters Tale and Twelfth Night"
and presenting "Cymbeline" az new
production.
Wilton Lackaye's stage arrangement
OF Les Miserables' Is To be produced
In the Academy of Music in April by
William a. Brady with Mr. Lackaye
as Jean Vatican.
Landers Stevens has made a hit as
Sidney Carton In the dramatizatlon OF
Dickens novel, "A Tale OF Two cities"
at the Central theater. San Francisco,
and the production has been a success.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

March 9th Wit
messed the hum
dredth anniversary
of Edwin Forrest,
the most renowned
Of al American
tragedians. His
birth occurred In
Philadelphia, Mar.
o, 1906. It II .,
years since he died.
SO that TO many OF
tho present genera
ticn his fame -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

The English actor and author, Chas.
Cartwright, will act as the general pro-
Queer OF Eleanor Robson's repertoire
during her all-season engagement in
New York. starting next fall.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

Charles Frohman has signed cor
tracts with Mrs Edith Wharton and
clyde Fitch by which they are TO make
a dramatization Of Mrs Wharton's now
sl, The House Of MiTth."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

Mabel Taliaferro, who has been doing
variety of things lately, and who
seems to be In constant demand, Is 10
accompany William Collier on his Aus
tralian trip as hts leading lady.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

John Barrymore Is to accompany VIII
liam Collier on his Australian tour
playing the telegraph operator IN "The
Dictator" and the duke IN ION the
Quiet
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

r. H. Sothern holds IA record OF a Pc
culiar kind. Az a performance given for
the Actors Home a number OF years
ago he appeared IN 10 different acts
from 10 different plays.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

A deep mystery surrounds the theme
OF the play Rostsnd is writing for
Eleanor Robson. and II is made known
by her managers that this mystery will
not be cleared up until the rise of the
curtain next year.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

Julia Dean has received from a for
mer actress a. scrap OF a silk gown
once worn Oh the stage by her famous
aunt, Julia Dean Hayne. Miss Dean
has fashioned IL into a bag for her
opera-gasses for those glad nights
when she sits on the hlther side OF the
footlights and watches other actresses
act.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

full one. Next week the bill will he
MY Tomboy Girl" In which George
Cooper will enact the leading role.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

Charles Frohmans production Of
Ella Wheeler Wilcox's play. "Mlzpah,"
founded upon the Biblical love ro-
nance OF Queen Esther, Is being pre-,
scented at the Majestic Theater. Bos-
ton. II is In four acts and 10 scenes.
and reveals the ancient glory OF the
days OF King Ahasuerus, The leading
roles have been given to J. II. Gilmore.
as King Ahasuerus. Adele Block, who
was 30 fascinating as the Egyptian
Iras In Ben Hur," Is Esther.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

During the Shakespeare festival week
April % to 2s, Mr., Tree viii revive, AZ
His Majestys theater, In London, This
Tempest" Much Ado about Nothing
Hamlet" with scenery In the evening
and without scenery at a matinee,
Twelfth Night" Julius Caesar" and
Henry "" Part J. for one night ami
one afternoon performance. The sue.
cessful run Of Nero" Will be resumed
on Monday, April 80.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-17

Wilton Lackaye, who has long de-
sired to play Sir Giles, is NJ work with
William A. Brady on revision OF "A
New Way to Pay Old Debts The
play has been In disuse since the late
F.. l., Davenport appeared as Overreach.
The revival will probably be made in
Chicago, and the play will be retained
for occasional use as feature OF Mr.
Lackaye's repcrtory.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-02-23
KEEP MONEY AT HOMIE

Loyalty to home is the microbe Of
patriotism. A man who is true to
his town and state is true to his ma
tion. Call it clannishness if you will,
it is nevertheless the sentiment that
builds up a community. It is some
thing to be able to say with pride:
"This is home product. 4" Business
houses are the bulwarks Of a city. II
they prosper, the city must. neces-
sarily prosper. If they are slighted
in favor of mail order houses, the city
suffers. The big mail order houses
are constantly reaching out for trade,
batting the public with specious state
ments and belittling the local mer-
cant. A favorite claim of the mail
order houses is that they sell goods
from 20 TO 80 per cent lower than
local dealers. II this were true, all
other stores, city and country, would
soon be driven out of business and the
philanthTopic mail order houses
would have the field to themselves.
Th Q trouble is that people do not stop
to investigate. II man buys an
article from a local dealer and the
article turns out to be not as repre-
sented, the dealer is responsible and
the customer is recompensed. A local
dealer must be fair or the community
will soou lose faith in him. Not SO
with the mail order house. In deal
ing with it you pay your money and
take your chances. 1t is pathetic to
think how Montgomery Ward & Co.
are losing sleep and wasting tears in
their efforts to save money for people
of Athena while the local merchants
are paying taxes and disbursing
money for payrolls out of the 80 per
cent profit they are making. When
money was needed to build Athena
churches, Athena streets, or any other
public enterprise, did Montgomery
Ward & Go. rush in with a suEscrip-
tion? Will Mr.. Helm, the Pc rtland
groceryman, help the city aud COM
mercial association open up the new
road north of town? What have
these houses done in the way of pub
lio improvements in Athena? What
taxes do they pay? What money do
they circulate? Are they buying, or
will they ever buy, pound of butter
or dozen eggs from an Athena farm
or? Supposing that the Preston-Par-
ton Milling Co. would say to the
farmer: "No, we don't want your
baled hay. We are buying hay from
20 to 90 per cent cheaper outside
Sell yours to Montgomery Ward. y
What would be the result? Suppos-
ing the grocery stores and markets
would decline to buy local farm pro-
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-02-23
The Out of Town
Department

working way,
for they the store that the big trade generally
it. News of good values and of good treatment by TRAVELS
fast in the smaller communihat why such particular at
tention Of trade We've
not going lose it, eheno the prices
and appreciation of the with old for We would like
chance to make a friend of you-cant have it?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-02-23

Horses boarded BY the day, week or month
Stables on End street, South of Main street
j. r. Wright, Proprietor.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-02-23
" What a difference
in the suffering at
time of childbirth

when DR.. r. V. Plerce's medicines are used,n
writes Mrs. Edmon Jacobs. OF Bargersville,
johnson Co., ind. III had not heard OF Dr.
Picrces medicines three years ago when
was confined. so had to suffer almost death.
Before baby was born / could not be on
my feet without two persons holding me.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-02-23

"1he ddutce 0f hetgnOOT." tnIig MINUTES
born. He is now three months old and Weighs
~ lbs. know 1t was DIR. Pierce's medicine
that saved me from suffering. / advise all
women to take DR., Pierce's Favorite PrescFip-
tion. also his Pleasant Pellets. II necessary
Following the advice OF a neighbor.r y
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there is in those six words. The neighbor
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