Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-08-29
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The Outlook Va. Di.couraeine. add
lack Gave Up His Job in Disgust ,


ably for smoak after supper last mite
Jack PARROT stumbled in on me.
waz serprized, for had sean nothing
of him sins the furst part of Jewn,
and his looks maid me still ,moar SER
priced. He was pail as as straw
berry urly in the seesen and as thin
as sum of the ekskewses given by men
hoo voat for saloons thoe klaiming to
be temperens; men. Jack never had
mulch backboan, but what he did ews
to have seamd remoovd, for he sank
into q chare until he rested on his
showlderblaids, and he, hoav sye
that was neerly as lowd as Highboy's
nawtymobeel skreatch.
"What is the matter, Jack?" SEE /.
'''Yu look as If yu had bin trying to
dig the Panama kanal awl by yur-
self in weak
II have had wurs job than that, !"
snorted Jack. Ever sins that unlucky
thurteanth day of Jewn up at Duluth
I have bin arownd trying to stur up
enthewsy azzem for Cole"
"Don't it stur eesy?" SEE 1.
"Nairy a stur," SEE Jack. "It
lookd brite enuff the evening after he
was nominated. I attended Shev-
Inns supper, and it was nifty enthew-
syastik gathering for spell. The
fuller the delegaits got of shampain
the fuller they got of enthewsya zzem.
When they left the restorant for the
final koors at another institooshun
they had Cole getting the ewnanimous
voat of Minnesota and even making
respektabel shoing in the returns
from Texas. But the morning after
THAR beds was so full of aiks and re-
mors that the enthewsyassem had kom-
pleatly bin driven owt, and it never
returnd. Well, I started owt on my
travels, ekspekting to do wonders
with the majick naim of Cole, but, on
nest, I have never sin sutch frost.
Befoar I got throo the kowntys WHARF
Cole had moast Of his strength in the
konvenshun I had chilblanes on nv
feat and frost bites on my noas, ears
and fngers.''
"What seams to be the reesen for
this koolness?" sezs Il.
''There ar several reesens," SEE
Jack. '"The prinsipal one is that
Cole is not moan to moast of the pee
pei, and the sekkend reesen is that he
is moan by sum of them. Thoas hoo
don't no him kant understand why
sutch strainjer shood be nommy-
matted, and thoas hoo do no him Won
der still moar at it,
''Has he a rekkord?' SEE I.
.''He must have" SEE Jack, cor
Tom Shevlin woodent have taken him
up. Tom don't talk things on trust.
He wants to no for shoor. But Tom
wont tell what it is, bekaws he has an
idee that the peepel wood not be salts
| tide with the rekkOrd IL at satisfies
Shevlin. I only no that Cole has
made good thing of it in this staff,
awl in Toms TERRITORY, and that he
has entertained awl kinds OF pollyticke]
opinyuns dooring the past ten yeers.
Having tryed in vane to kill the re.
publiken party by oppoasing it I sup.
poas he konklooded that the best way
for him to kill the party was by be.
koming it's kandydait for governor
I think he will suckseed as far as the
governorship is konsurnd at emmy
rait.'
SIS he going to maik speaking
kampane?" SEE I.
"He is, sez Jack, land thet is the
reesen I threw up my job. I kahn
hoam to harvest my corn befoar the
frost strikes this kownty. Cole may
be hear emmy time after September
furst."
"Isnt he popewlar at hoam?" SEE I.
HE must be,' SEE Jack, "for I un.
derstand. that the peepel up there will
| voat to keap him at hoam.'
JIMMINNY CRICKETTS.
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