The Washburn leader., 1906-02-23
No Doubt Ahout II

No Doubt About 1T.
The Press Agent-That girl is lust
full Of talent.
The Manager-She must be. I've new
er seen any come out.-Chicago News.
Ont of the Question.
"As pretty as a picture" she
BY all her friends is known.
And yet. Of course, she could not be
As pretty as her own.
philadelphia Press.
Her Little Joke.
Alice-Don't you think cookery book
1s fascinating reading?
Clara-Yes, indeed. 1t contains SO
many stirring NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The Poets Lament.
Much bread I've cast upon the waves
(Bread meaning verse, you know.
In many forms it has returned.
But never yet as dough-
-Lippincott's Magazine.
OF Course Not.
Daughter-Mother, could love two
men at the same time?
Mother-Not If one of them gets wise.
Princeton Tiger.
The Selfish Point Of View.
TO blame we never hesitate.
We wonder one and all
Why others make mistakes so great
While ours are so small.
washington Star.
A Prolific Cause.
what caused the automobile acci-
dent-defective construction
''No; defective chauffeur."-C Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
III Health, For Instance.
Don't be forever Wishing:
Don't grumble at your lot.
Some things that make US happy
Are the things we haven't got
Philadelphia Ledger.
Ella-Well, you'll admit that Fred
dies actions are those Of gentlemap7
Stella-Yes; he's a good actor.-Den-
yer News.
Hopelessly.
These terms in golf my mind dismay:
The course. I gayly walk it
Fen though the game learn to play,
Detroit Tribune.
Wonderful.
Edith-Has she any accomplishments?
Marie-Yes; one. She can blush with
out trying.-Boston Herald.
Manlike.
'toh, ma, hurt my head" said he.
"And did you cry?" asked mothar.
s"There want nobody there, 20
DID not" said little brother.
-Llppincott'S Aa9axiuA
.: you bestow a favor forget it, but
f you receive one It IL wise to re-
member.
Happiness il the greatest Of tonics,
the best Of cosmetics and the envy of
'vspepucs.-Dstroit Tribune.
Uni7eFS1i -aab1.
lAvss there man who has not satd.
s.Comosrow III set out OF oed
Atso'oloel and set things doue
DSfofe the setting Of the sunr'
Lives there Q man who has not said
AtS Q. m, "How good this bed
Does feell' and snored till after (
Thsn wondered how he slept % latef
-woman's Home Companion.
An Inportant ARaiF.
Il don't suppose it's unnatural for me
to be excited now that the hour for my
marriage to the count approaches" !"
said the bride. II guess I'm the most
excited person in town at this minute" !"
AOh. I don't know" replied Mrs. Nu-
Eitch, her mother. "Think how excited
they must be over 1t in the newspaper
o6aces."-Cathonc Standard and Times.
Easily Explained.
"oh, yea, his wife believes all he tells
her."
"Isn't that remarkable?'
'sNot at all. He never tells her any
thing."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
: A Fellow Feeling.
II am hurt more than you." said the ia
''When punish you. son." and thereat
The boy raised his head as he sobbingly
said. !.
''Well. there's some consolation in that .
-Woman's Home Companion.
No Mystery.
Mistress (severely) = How did this
lre happen to go out?
New Girl Qnnocently)-I guess you
forgot to tell me to put coal on.-Cath-
olic Standard and Times.
sweet Sympathy.
Towne-Look at that poor blind beg
gar playing the accordion.
Browne-Yes; I've been listening to
him. Pity he isn't deaf too.-Philadel-
phia Press.
No Deception.
Man calls his wife his "better half.
But that's a sort Of bluff.
He can't deceive himself, for she's
The whole thing, sure enough.
SSs Philadelphia Ledger.
Cruel.
Young Mother oh, Mr.. Bachelor,
you must see my little baby! Hes
+ such a funny little fellow!
Bachelor Well, nature will have her