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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21

Heavy, impure blood makes a mud.
dy, pimply complexion, headaches
nausea, indigestion. Thin blood
makes you weak, pale, sickly. Bur
dock Blood Bitters makes the blood
rich, red, pure-restOres perfect
health.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21
The Resemblance.

"A wild goose has really some rea-
son to be clasSed in courage with the
eagle"
I'm what respect"
at is sure to die game."-BaltimOre
American.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21

Why Blue Ribbon Vanilla and Lem
on are growing more popular every
day. Absolutely pure, goes twice as
far and the Blue Ribbon Flavor" is
perfection.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21
Retail Clerks. Attention.

You are earnestly requested to at
tend a special meeting of Local No.
259 this evening at 6:15 o'clock. I'm
pOrtant business is TO be transacted.
B. F. KING.
Financial Secretary.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21

2 large number of friends and rela,
tives of the deceased and of the fam.
lily.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21

For a mild, easy action of the bow
els, a single dose of DOan's Regulets
is enough. Treatment cures habitual
constipation. % cents a box. ASK
your druggist for them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21
FLORIDA cuRIosITIEs.

Live and Stuffed AlligatCrs ready
-O- shipment.
Orange wood canes. with alligator
heads, 75c.
Sea Shells and Shell Jewelry, Shell
and Wood Novelties, Leather Goods a
Speciality.
MRS c. N. MCCLURE,
Opera House Building
-0T z. Government St. Pensacola, Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21

LADIES' MISSES, cHILDRENs
AND BABIES LATEST STYLES
AND PATTERNS.
PENSACOLA SHOE PARLORS,
Corner Intendencia and BayIen.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-21

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES
Itching. Blind. Bleeding, Protrudins
Piles. Druggists are authorized to re-
to cure in to IA days. SOC.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
Took Fish's Temperature.

There appears to be no limit to sci
entitic curiosity, especially i'll the Uni
ted States. Recently an official of the
Fish Commission at Washington wish
Ing to ascertain whether fish are warm
er than the water they live in, stuck
a needle connected with the thermo-
electric circuit into living fish in an
aquarium. The needle formed one ele-
ment of the circuit, while the other
element was Immersed in the same
water that contained the fish. The
latter was not seriously injured by the
needle, and soon became Indifferent to
it. Then, as the fish swan about, car
rying the needle the ingenious investi-
gator closed the circuit and carefully
observed the galvanometer. 1t showed
no detection whatever, from which
fact he drew the conclusion that the
fish and the water were precisely equal
in temperature, for had either been
warmer than the other current would
have been generated in the circuit.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
NOR DISQUALIFIED.

The Judge had his patience sore'y tr1eo
w LAWYERS who wished to talk and ny
,len who tried to cvade jury service
Between Hypothetical questions ana ex SI
uses it seems as if they never "ou.''
yet to the actual trial OF the case Wv
when the puzzled little German who hao
,een accepted by both sides, Jumped up
lie Judge was eXasperatcd
"Shudpe I" cried the German.
"What is it," demanded the Judge. .,
81 fink | like to go home to my wife,
said the German. &C..
You can't" retorted the Judge. Sit
down"
But Shudge," persisted the German
Il don't tirk | make a good shufot' 4.
YOU'RE the best i'll the box, said the
Judge. Sit down"
"What box" said the German.
Jury box" said the Judge.
oh, I thought it vas bad box that
peoples get i'll sometimes.
mo- said the Judge, the bad ooS
is the prisoners box" 49,,
But. Shudge." persisted the little Ger
man Il don't speak good English
you don't have to speak any at all
said the Judge. Sit down.
The little German pointed at the law
yers to make his last desperate plea.
"Shudge," he said. 81 can't make nod
dings OF what these fellers say
1t was the Judges chance to get even
for the many annoyanccs. -,
Neither can anyone else he said
"Sit down"
With sigh, the little German Sal
down-rhe Green Bag.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
WHEN TO STOP KISSING.

A delicate question is about to be
settled in the divorce courts OF Chicago
namely: How soon after marriage
may a man come home and neglect to
kiss his wife, contenting himself with the
general observation that lit is a hne
evening" Mrs. Lange bases her right
of divorce on the fact that Mr.. Lange
adopted these tactics the day after mar
riage, and that, too, when she had her
mouth puckered for chaste conjugal
salute. Undoubtedly Mr.. Lange was too
hasty. For 80, 60 or even 90 days alter
marriage a true lover is supposed to
take no account of whether conditions;
at the end of a year he is presumably
sufficiently seasoned to make such COM
ments on atmospheric disturbances or
the serenity of the evening as may pass
the time tremendously until dinner is
served But even then the conjugal kiss
should be administered, if only as a
measure of practice or domestic disci-
pine. Fear the man, even bearing gifts,
who neglects the family kiss the day af-
ter marriage. He is headed toward the
divorce court-Roswell Field, in Chica-
go Evening Post
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
BJRDNEST ARCHITECTURE.

A correspondent writes: PROM the
windows of a Minot farmhouse have
been observed interesting developments
in bird nest architecture. Where
branch had been cut from an apple tree
was chosen by yellow hammer tor ITS
summer home.
$50 nearly two weeks the birds have
been at work chscllng out cavity ior
their purpose The yellow hammer IS
among our larger summer migrants ana
needs a home of generous dimensions in
which to rear its young. Since they have
made the hole large enough to enter
ore of the birds disappers inside, and
from the opening sprays OF fine chips
seem to be blown from the birds BILL
Their emphatic staccato notes are not SO
often heard as when they were mating.
Their choosing nice new home shows
a fine regard for sanitation, which the
blue bird, for instance. seems to ignore
The grass about the old apple tree
is we'll covered with the new chips, the
cavity being about five feet from the
ground The crows who sku!k about
and raid so many robins nests will not
be able TO enter this nest, but alas
the red squirrel that runs up and down
the wall and is fond OF all sorts OF mis-
chef-he knows all about what the
yellow hammers are doing. and he is
the enemy which Mistress Yellow Ham
mer should be watching. Lewiston
Journal
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
4 BTJRRO IND 4 THISTLE.

The Rocky Mountain burro one of the
most sagaclous of animals, seeks the
thistle as favorite food, and the pun
gent spines with which it protects its
leaves at every angle are doubtless 4
recognition on its part OF this fondness
for grazing animals for it, Few ex-
lperiences of frontier lie are more anus
ing than to watch the donkeys attack
\pon large bull thistle He walks about
H. seeking favorable opening, projects
his lip gingerly against its spines and
jerks backs as he feels its prick. He
surveys it pcnsively for moment or
two, and then slowly raises his foot and
strikes it, pausing to watch the effect
of the blow. He then perhaps strikes
it from>he other side and watches again.
The blows become rapid, and at length
it is brokep down and thoroughly tramp
led, after Which it is consumed to the
last vestige SSountry Life in America.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
eleven DOCTOR
Cured a 20 Years Trouble Without
ANY ILedicinc.

A wise Indiana physician cured 20
years STOMACH disease without any
medicine : as his patient tells:
II had stomach trouble for 20
YEARS., tried allopathic medicines.
pa1tent medicines and all the simple
, remedies suggested by my friends,
but grew worse all the time.
Finally a doctor who is the most
prominent physician in this part Of
the State told me medicine would do
me no good only irritating my stom-
ach and making 1t worse-that |
must look to diet and quit drinking
coffee.
Il cried out in alarm, Quit drink
ing coffee!' why, What will I drink?
Try Postum said the doctor; 1
drink it and you will like it when 1t
is made according to directions, with
cream. for it is delicious and has
none of the bad effects coffee has"
We'll, that was two years ago, and
/ am still drinking Postum. My
stomach is right again and l know
Doctor hit the nail on the head when
he decided coffee was the cause of
all my trouble. / only wish had quit
1t years ago and drank Postum in it's
place" Name given by Postum Co.,
battle Creek, Mich.
Never too late to mend. Ten days.
trial of Postum in place Of coffee
works wonders. There's a reason.
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book, The Road to MELVILLE"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
Ease of Reading.

In study of the physiological aspect
of reading the curious fact has been
brought out that the characteristic
features of letters are found for the
most part in the upper halves, so that
as the readers attention is here di-
rected he is often able to read line
with the lower half of the letters COW
cred. 1t has, accordingly, occurred to
some French scientists that consid-
cradle improvements could be made in
Typography, working along these lines,
and that increased legibility and rapid
ity of reading would result. Some OF
these suggestions have received prac-
teal application in some European
advertising signs, where legibility is
a prime essential, and the results have
been most satisfactory. - Harper's
Weekly
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

"Before wrote to you, telling you how
felt, had doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots Of money on medicines besides,
but it all failed to help me- My monthly PEE
RODS had ceased and suffered much pain,
with fainting spells, headache, backache and
bearing-down pains, and l was SO weak l
could hardly keep around AS a last resort
l decided to write you and try Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and l am so
thankful that did, for after following your
instructions, which you sent me free of all
charge, / became regular and in perfect
health Had it not been for you l would be
in my grave to-day.
~ sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country to
write you for help as did"
When women are troubled with ir-
regular or painful periods, weakness,
displacemento or liberation OF an organ,
that bearing-dow feeling, infamma-
ton, backache, fatulence, general de-
bility, indigestion or nervous prostra-
ton, they should remember there is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia E
Pinkham' S Vegetable Compound at once
removes such troubles.
No other female medicine in tho world
has received such widespread and I'M
qualified endorsement. Refuse all sub
stitutes.
For rs years Mrs Pinkham, daughter
in-law Of Lydia E. Pinkham, has under
her direction, and since her decease,
been advising sick women free OF
charge. Address, Lyp n, Mass.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

and dizzy spells also, but my worst
suffering was from renal collie. Al
ter began using Doan's Kidney
Pills passed a gravel stone as big as
a bean. Since then have never had
w attack Of gravel. and have picked
up to my former health and weight.
I am we'll man, and give Doans
Kidney Pills credit for it.
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents
box. Foster-NilbVrn Co.. s"IH's.
n Y
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

The common conception of life is
false. The vast majority of people are
labOring under a delusion. You stand
where the tides of humanity roll swift
and strong-you see men accommodating
colossal fortunes at bound and living
in dazzling splendor; you notice the
sleek, fat and pleasure-loving cpl
cureans at the clubhouses; the coarse.
amorous Falstafts at the social func-
tons. the Ceopatras, the Salomes aid
society queens whose studied grace and
wine flushed cheeks entrance but to de-
stroy and you say; This is life, life
at high noon and high midnight of the
twentieth century."-Rev. C. G. Green
wood.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
CHiLD'S AWFUL SKIN HUMOR.
Screamed With Pain - Suffering Nearly
Broke Parents Heart-Speedily
Cured by Cuticnra.

Broke Parents Heart-Speedi1y
Cured by Cuticura.
II wish to inform you that the Cuticura
Remedies have put stop to twelve years
of misery | passed with my son. As an
infant l noticed on his body red spot,
and treated same with different remedies
for about five years, but when the spot be-
gan to get larger put him under the care
of doctors. Under their treatment the
disease spread to four different parts of
his body. The longer the doctors treated
him the worse it grew. During the day it
would get rough and form like scales. At
night it would be cracked, intiamed and
badly swollen, with terrible burning and
itching. When 1 think of his suffering it
nearly breaks my heart. His screams
could be heard down stairs. The suffering
of my son made me full of misery. had
no ambition to work, to eat, nor could l
sleep. One doctor told me that my sons
eczema was incurable, and gave it up for
a bad job. One evening | saw an article
in the paper about the wonderful Cuticura
and decided to give it trial. | tell you
the Cuticura Ointment is worth its weight
in gold, and when had used the first box
OF Ointment there was a great improve.
ment, and by the time | had used the
second set OF. Culcura Soap, Ointment
and Resolvent my child was cured. He is
now twelve years old, and his skin is as
fine and smooth as silk. Michael Stein
man, Sumner Avenue, Brook: n, N. T.,
April l6. 1906"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
MODERN NdLLMIKLNG.

A common nail is an excellent illus
tration of the difference between old
and new methods. Formerly the metal
was cut into strips and then forged
into shape with hammers, and an ex-
pert took about one and one-half minutes
for each nail Today they are made Of
steel, and are lighter and stronger.
Strips are cut with steam shears and fed
into automatic nail machines. One man
tends three machines, each machine
dropping a nail every second.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
His Perfect Naturalness.

Nothing is more wonderful about our
Lord than His perfect naturainess. His
absolute balance. His reality, reason
ableness, artlessness, completeness.
Nothing excessive. nothing wanting;
nothing artificial, nothing unsymmetri-
cal; no UNDERGOING, no OVERRIDING. The
goodness of Christ was like the sum
shine, the breeze. the dawn, like the
sweet summer rain braided with the
rainbow. William L. Watkinson.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
HOw's This :.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY q Co., Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last ID years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In all business TRANSACT
lions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
WEST Il TRuAx, Wholesale Druggists. To-
ledo, o.
WALDINs, KINNAN h MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Cstarrh Curels Internationally, aos-
ingdirectly blood and mucuoussur-
faces ofthe system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Soldby all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
SCRATCHING FOR FOWLS,

Spade or plow up the runs in sum-
mer. The fowls will enjoy them bet
Il few handfus of oats OIL other grain,
it will put the chickens to scratching,
and that will help to fill the egg basket,
as well as keep the fowls healthy.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
CHILDREN BUSY.

A school in Wisconsin supplies a Grip
pies home with preserves put up by lts
cooking classes. A Chicago school says
that its sewing pupils regularly make
dresses for their baby brothers and sis
tiers. One mother tells the story Of find
ing her 12-year-old daughter instructins
new nurse maid in the care of the
baby, warning her particularly against
overlooking, and drawing a digram of
the infants diminutive stomach.--Good
Housekeeping
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

EGYPTIAN HEADDRESS.

A queen of ancient Egypt wore over
the light blue head covering fashionable
for her sex an elaborate headdress In
place of crown. This was maze III the
form of some symbolic ANIMAL or else
it bore a SYMBOL bird, the heads of
lserpents or the horns of oxen.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

SuuOlOu
long. long time
with my back.
and felt draggy
and listless and
tired all the time.
I lost from my
usual weight.
225, to ITO. URN
airy passages were
too frequent and
/ have had to get
upoften at night.
7 had headaches
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
A Glorious Gift.

What Il glorius gift conscious exist
ence is in itself! Heaven must essen.
tally consist in the absence of what
ever di.rnrbs the quiet enjoyment of
that cousciousness-n the intimate
conviction of the presence of Cod
BlancO White.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

State pride takes strange forms,
Wisconsin notes that more rats than
ever before are being caught within
her borders. She attributes this fact
to the increased production of cheese.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion; never tails. sold by Drug
eists. Mail orders promptly filled by DIR.
L. Detchon, Charlottesville, Ind. 81.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

Most of n mans hero worship Is
wasted on himself.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

Take'Dr. Biggers Huckleberry Cordial
For all Bowel Troubles, Cholic, Dysentery.
Choleramorbus, Cholera Infantum, Children
Teething. etc. At Druggists 25c and soc.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

FITS st. Vitus' Dance:Nervous Diseases per.
manently cured by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. 81 trial bottle and treatise free.
DIR. II. r. KLINE, Id, 93l Arct It. ,Phila. Pa.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums reducesinfamma-
ton, allays pain cures wind collie, Csc bottle
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

William Dean Howells can tell by your
accent what city you came from.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

There are 7I,445 factory hands" EN-
ployed in the Gotten mills in Japan and
their average pay is II cents a day.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

In March 1916 japanese left the Ha-
waian Islands for the Pacific Coast.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

II q woman's credit is good at a dry
goods store she never argues about the
price.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
4 IKE1LT'HY PEER.

One of the wcalthiest peers in Eng
land is Earl Fitzwilliam, who is the
possessor of about $4,000 acres of land
in England and Ireland. Upon the re-
cent land-purchase measure, however,
he has disposed Of some Of his Wicklow
property. Twenty years ago the fltz-
william estates were put at about o.
ooo acres in ireland, worth $4,000 per
annum, and about $4,000 acres in Eng
land, worth about $4,000 year.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
IT SAVED MY LIFE
PRAISE FOR A FAMOUS MEDICINE
Mrs. WilIadsen Tells How She Tried Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound lust
In Time.

Mrs. T. C. Willadsen, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
81 can truly say that you have saved my
YOU in words.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05

Lord Northcote, governor general
of Australia, was entertained at a
banquet in coal mine at Newcastle.
New South Wales. The banqueting
hall was 800 feet below the surface.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1906-07-05
TORTURED WITH GRAVEL.
Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills MOI
n Single Stone Has Formed.

Cant. s. L. Crute, Adjt. VIM. Watts
Camp. U. c. w., Roanoke. Va. says:
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-04-16

cOntnsed % NintA PaeA
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High Low. Ciss- Nd -ioos-
Salss. Bonds. sH. eat. INC. Ch'pe. Hfeh.Lop'
20 cR b RyAs, it9IG iozA iooA - Y ioSA iva
7CSiPMao en- .iIb itah itUd + u 1854 1874
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-19
nWHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?''

Mr. Fowler's method of writing these
articles is unique; he has reduced the
opportunity of error to the minimum,
and raised the probability of correct
ness to the maximum. He has added to
the extensive information that he al
ready possessed by gathering data from
the most reliable sources-from men
actually engaged in the work.
Copies of the first draft of each arti-
Gle were sent to two or more representa-
tives of the calling treated. These men
carefully read the manuscript and re-
turned it with suggestions and criti-
cisms. Mr.. Fowler then rewrote it.. ac-
cepting the criticisms or suggestions
made, provided they did not represent
purely personal opinion. Where there
was material difference, other authori-
ties were consulted, until a majority
opinion was obtained.
The first article in the series is en-
titled "The Physician. 1t will give a
vivid and correct view of his life; the
necessary stems which must be taken
to become a doctor, and the handicaps
along the road to medical success. The
Sunday Journal is helpful, as well as
newsy, instructive and entertaining.
Subscribe for it now. "Call 9 either
| line TASK for. circulation department.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-19


nation are articles on beginners gar
den. orchard fruits in a rented garden.
window gardens, some little-known yege-
tables. rock-loving ferns for the gar
den. child's garden. lilies, and much
else that the gardener should read about.
Good Roads aa Aids to National Great
ness.--W. p, Brownlow, congressman
from Tennessee, in Golfers Weekly for
Jan. 20, urges the need OF national aid
for highway construction. He says:
National aid to highway construction as a
plain, practical business proposition is, In my
opinion, paramount to any question that now
presents or that can possibly be suggested, be-
cause good roads would do more for the country
than any other one thing that can be named
or any dozen or mora things combined. The
question lie outside Of and above party politics
Its entire ccnstitutionality is now almost univer
sally admitted, and the necessity for 1t II
present in every household In the land.
With the article are numerous convinc-
Ing halftones, showing present condi-
lions and examples Of what may be un-
der the conditions suggested.