The Republican journal., 1906-05-24

Dirty hands again! Pm afraid you're a
| hopeless case. Tommy (eagerly)-Oh, ma,
does shopeless" mean you're going TO give
up talking about Philadelphia Ledger.
For Over Sixty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TR1ED REMEDY.
| Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has Deen
| used for over sixty years by mlilions OF
mothers for their children while teethlng,
with perfect success. 1t sOothes the child,
softens the gums, alays all pain, cures
wind collie. and is the best remedy for Diar-
rhea. Is pleasant to the taste: Sold by
| druggists in every part OF the Wo'iu.
| Twenty-Five cents a bottle. Its value is In
calculable.
Miss Watkyns-Where is Mr.. Cashleigh
now? Mr.. Wilkyns-l don't know exactly.
| Somewhere up in Canada. Miss WATKINS
| Why, l didn't know that he was going
away. Mr., Wilkyns-The bank directors
| A torpid, inactive liver can produce more
bodily Ills than almost any thing else: IL Is
| good to clean the system out occasionally.
/ Stir the liver up, and get into shape gen .l
, ally. The best results are derived from tne
use of DeWitt's Little Early Rlsers. he!li
able, etfe ctive, pleasant pills With iepu.a
| ton. Never gnpe. Sold by X. Ii. Moody
Miss Skreecher-What sort of songs DO
/ you like best, Mr.. Suphrer? MI. Suphrer-
| The songs of the 18th century. Miss s.
How odd! Why do you prefer them? MI
S-Because nobody ever sings 'em nova
! days.-ClevelanG Leader.
| A good complexion is impossible with the
| stomach out OF order. If pasty sallOW people
would pay more attention to their stoinachs
anu less to the skin on their faces, they
would have better compilations. kodol Tor
| dyspepsia will digest what you eat and put
! your stomach back in right shape to do its
! own work. kodol relieves palpitatlon OF
the heart. f1atulence, sour stomach, heart
bum, etc. Sold by X. II. Moody.
"Drug stores sell ice cream, soda water,
confectionery, and a lot of other things
that are not medicine" said the man who
| complains. "Ihat's true,' answered the
pharmacist. "But most OF them are likely
to lead to the consumption OF medicines
! Washington Star,
1t is possible to obtain relief from chronic
Indigestion and dyspepsia by the use OF ko-
dol for dyspepsia. Some of the most hope
| less cases OF long standing have yielded TO
it. 1t enables you to digest the food you eat
and exercises corrective Influence, bulld-
ing up the efficiency of the digestive organs
The stomach is the boiler wherein the steam
is made that keeps up your vitality, health
and strength. kodOl digeStS what you eat
Makes the stomach sweet-puts the boiler
in condition to do the work nature demands
of it-glves you relief from digestive dis
orders, and puts you in shape TO 90 your
best, and feel your best. Sold by r. IL.
Moody.
''In this instance" explained the profess
sor of surgery, to the group OF medical stu
what shorter than the right limb, thus caus-
ing the patient to limp. Now, Mr.. Fresh,
what would you do in a case like this ~
"Well," responded the alert Mr.. Fresh, 81
guess I'd limp, oo."-Brooklyn Life.
Fortunate Missourians.
'When was a druggist, at Livonia, Mo-, :"
writes I. j. Dwyer, now Of Graysvlle,
| Mo-, ''three Of my customers were perma-
neutly cured of consumption by Dr. King S
New Discovery, and are we'll and strong to
day. One was trying to sell his property
! Discovery a short time he found it un-
necessary to do 50. ! regard Dr. Kings
| New discovery as the most wonderful
medicine in existence. Surest Cough ana
Cod cure and Throat aud Lung heaier
Guaranteed by r. Ii. Moody. Druggist SOC
ami 81. Trial bottle free.
"I GU can't see Mrs. Oldun,' said the ser
want, ''she has the toothache. ~ GU must
, be mistaken, replied the man. II am her
dentist and have her teeth in this package.
I Philadelphia Press.
Why take dozen things to cure that
/ cough? Kennedy 5 Laxative Honey and L al
alIays the congestion, stops that tickling,
drives the cold out through your bowels.
; sold by K. H. Moody
okeleigh-"I did think of ordering suit
( from Cults, but l couldn't get him to prom
! Use to give Ii to me very prompt. hewitt
''Why, he's usually very prompt Broke
| leigh-"Oh. yes, but he wanted me to be
equally prompt. Philadelphia Ledger.
Postmaster Robbed.
! NC. ". Fouts, Postmaster at Rlverton, Ia,
/ ceaIly lost his lie and was robbed OF all
I 'omfort, according to his letter, which says
'tor 20 years 1 had chronic liver complaint,
/ which led to such severe case o1 Jdunulce
that even my finger nails turned yellow !;
when my doctor prescribed Electric Btters;
which cured me and have kept me well for
eleven years" Sure cure tor BlllouSneSs.
Neuralgia, Weakness and all Stomach.
! Liver, Kidney and Bladder arrangements.
a wonderful tonic. At r. Il. Moody's
Drug store. 80 cents.
A little nonsense, now and then,
Drips from the ablest sort Of pen.
The writer may not think 1t Is,
| But all opinion is not his.
The Bohemian.
| For the painful burn there is nothing like
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve on the market
see that you get the genuine. ASK tor De-
| Wits. Guod, tUo,f for sunburns, cuts, bruises,
and especially recommended tor piles. The
name Z. L. Dewitt Il Co., Chicago, is on
every box. Sold by H. Ii. Moody.
Oh, there will be something doing
In the land of Romanotf
| W hen the dUuma, Trouble brewing,
Tell the car where he gets off.
chicago News.
1t pours the oil Ut life into your system.
| 1t warns you up and starts the Lie blood
| circulating. I hats what HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain does. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets
K. Ii. Moody.
| His grateful countrymen, anyway,
Can lay their hands on their hearts and say
| They have laid to rest the probable bones
/ Of the late lamented John Paul Jones.
| Chicago Tribune.
Have you pains in the back, intlamma-
| ton Of any kind, rheumatism, talhtlhg
| spells, Indigestion or constipation, Hollis
| ter's Mountain Tea makes You well, keeps
you well. So cents.-R. III. Moody.
She's light-hearted damsel,
But, strange to relate,
The scales she will tip
! At two hundred and eight.
-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Have YOU weakness of any kind-stonl-
ach, back, or any OF gans of the body? Don
/ done N0urSelf with ordinary medicine iiOl-