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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13
QphncrbDbuna ucr,ueiaert.

9 hic00o, NU, T. Ie5eIlber.-
Ser Gerbouo Der bieiigen gabnoiref-
loren bat ben 9eihluB gefaBt, Die
Soroerungen Der 2ofomotipiilbrer
(9lhtitunoentag unO To- bis 20-pro"
5entige 9obnerbobung) SIT permei-
qerll. sSerner muroe oie grflGrung
abgegeben. baB man in 3utunft nidlt
mehr nit Dem @elammt E Gomite Der
9ofomotipiiibrer, ionOern nit oeu Elm.
selnen Gomite'n ieporat uerbanoeln
NOBLE. Gle 2ofomotipfiibrer meroerl
m%abr'deinlih oltf sic leBtere 9ehin.
gltrg eingeben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13
Grnennmngen I'M biplpmatiIdlen
Tteuit.

@oibineton, :. g.. ~. 9e5.
- Der ErGiioent ifidte bente BEN
Scnat iolgenoe Grnennunaeu: Sen'
m @bite, Tbooe Sslonb. 9otidafter
an 5ranfreidl; 2lopo =. 8riScom,
ga, gotidofter oil Stalien; Sobn@
Hioole, Minneioto. 9otidafter ali
HuBlano; Srping 3. GuoleD, Gali.
iorinien, 9ptihofter al 9ralilien
2eslie Combs, aentudp, 8eianbter
an Eeril.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13
9lls Icfranoant perbaitet.

aon Gitp, Mo., IL. 9e5.-
Ili @runo Der eiolihen Iusia9e non
orei Mitglieoern Oes 5inan5 : Gonli-
te's oes yslrorot Semple" oes .In.
cient Srber OF Nobles Of tbe WpItic
S6rine" bierielbit nuroe Sarrp $.
NQen inter Der geihulbigung per
boitet, bab er pabreno leiner Imts-
5eit ols Necoroer $7614 u~nteridllogeu
habc
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13

lQllD, II. Se5elll0eT. - Sllt SIlegSs
geridt perurtbeilte bellte odt 6iibrer
oes NufItonoes pom letten Ge3ember,
meld)er Die gtablirung elmer Dtilit0r.
Hepnblit IN Der Yropin5 OetaterinoS.
Ian gum 3lpede bate, gum Sooe.
&iele dnOere S%beiluebmer an Dem
N~ufItanoe tpllroen 3l lebenslGngli6er
glrbeit III Sen 8ergtperfen perltrtbeilt.
Gin Streifen Gongos@es
htet ii + &np=G otr
9abn.
9rificL ~. Ge5.-9ie Congo,
9e6otte ipuroc I'M Slb9coronctens
boltie fortgcIcbt. Hconcr, meld)c Der
idieoene pplitiid)c Yorteien pertre.
ten, beltonocrt oororlL 0ob Die HedJtc
Nel0icn'S I'M GongoeStoa iid)er &c.
Itclt mcrocn i%ollten. Is Wurbc I'M
2ouie ser Gistnilion crflGrt, oob sic
StuotSidulb iid oui $t5,400,0O0
be5iiicrc.
Die nMetropole," ein antmerpe.
ner 8lott, peroffentlid)t cine augeb.
lid ibr ousidlieblid) 5%ltGegongene
Information, boB gegenlpdrtig un-
terbonblungen 5miiden 8roBbrttors
MEN llno Dem Gongo=Staot ipegen
zines 2onoltreifens fir Die Sap.
Standardization int @onge ieielt,
urlo Bob Elm Offi3ier nodD Dem Stoot
Qeionot norben lei, ltnt Den in Geoc
Itebcnoen Streifcn 81 permciicn.
IeGrent6ol'S 10 i6tioe Or.
flGrnngcn.
@icn, ~. 9c5. - EoIitii6e gr-
flGru1gen non 9ebeutung bot Der
qemeinion1e Miniiter oes IeuBern
5rcibcrr b. Ne6rentboI Dor Ser llltgo.
ridden Delegation in 9uhopeit obge-
geben. Gr fii1rte aus, bie 2oppels
monordie pcriolqe auf Dem 9olfan
MIR pirtbidoftlife Sntereiien, nno
0orum ieien SonoelSpertrage nit
Serbien, Gum1nicn uno Sulgarier
notbig. Die politiide Sage G,tropo'S
babe iid) ge6eiiert, obmo6l cine
Spornllng nod porbor6en lei. Won
Oiirfe ober nit gr0Bcrer 3uperfidt
in Die 3ltfunft iebcn OILS e$ Dor Mps
note1 Scr SoQ gerpeIen. Was Dos
&erb0ltnib Seitreid llngorn's 5u
Stolien o1gebc, 10 lei cine cntid)ies
ocne 9eiierllng SIT per5eidJncn.
@oblreform in Ocitrcid Of,
8ien. t2. 9cj. - Gos @ohl.Gos
mite oes &errcnbolties 6at manmebr
nit ser 9erathunq Der @nblrcforms
&orlogc begonnen. Der Minilters
prGiioent Sreiberr u. 9ed ermabntc
Die Wtitglieecr SIR Gle unb erflorte
Ole epentltcQe SeridJleppung Scr
Mabregcl, meldJe pom sl6georone-
ten6oltie NIT be0elltenber Mehr6eit
ongenommcn morocu, fir h0fit &c.
fobrpoQ.
Son gutltntcrridtcter Scite Der
lolltct, ser aoiicr miinidc oie alottc
Nnnobmc Der &orloQe I'M Scrrcn-
6olic, 10 BOB oie Hciornt Seitreid)
ais @eibnodtSgeIdcrf prolcntlrt
mcr0C1 Tonne.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13

f6tnclt alle bic a6Iidtcn ser Gorle.
bung nid)t erfennen. GicQeidt limo
Die algenblifli6en Griibiale MIR
borauf bercdnet, Den lflieBlldcn
uno unpermeibli6en Griumpb Der
STRIDE 5u beidleunigen unn SIT be.
trGitigen."
Sout @elbungen, rpclhc I'M Sati.
fan cillgclaufen iino, tbeilen it'd Die
&ot6olifen Sranfreih'S III 5pei
aloIien: Gieieniger, nclde Die Sns
t%ercl'en Der STRIDE NIT ihren cigenen
politiiden rSntereiien ioentiii5ircn,
inOcm Tie Ole STRIDE sur S6rocrung
Der ontirepublifdnild)cn IgitotioH
bcnlbcn, mo Oieienigen, mcldc MIR
al Die Sntcreiien Der &irdc 0cnfcn.
Die GrIteren linO erircut ilber ollc@
bcOinallngsloS EGpitlidc mlo ltn.
%pcrlobnlid)e, unb oic 2cbtcrcn Iiuo
bctilrnmert iibcr cine Situotion,
nelde es ibuen umm6qlih mnd)t,
quite Eatrioten uno quite &atbolifel
I'll gleid)r 3eit 81 ietn.
&tolien'S Gommer grotus
lirt.
Gom, II. 9e5. - ,Slt Ser geltri.
1en Stbung Der Geputirtenfammer
mltroe cine bon Dem Gepublifoner
Oirobelli ein9ercidtc Hciolution OIL.
gcnomnten, III lpeld)er Die aan1mcr
6runfrci6 ibrcn bcr5lid)en Slid.
mltnid 5l ociicn onti=flcrifolcn $50.
litif IcnOet, neil 0icle onrollf ob5icl.
tc. o0cn Stnot bon Scr 9otmGBigfeit
Der Stride 5u befreien luno Dos
menl6lide 8elpiilcn m%labbGtgig 3t
modem"
SponiIhe Sonoirunq8.
Ser Of G.
Maorib, u. 0e5ember. - Ger
Eremier, WarotiS De 9lrlniio, Der Or
Yrentier Moret uto ser e6emalige
anmmerprGiioent Ganoleios, tpelder
jebt an Ser Spite ser l1ellen 8artet
Der Grtrem E 2%iberolen Itebt, mahten
bei'm Sntifan Son0irungS : &eriu6e,
Inn 81 ermittcln, Oh oieier eincm mo-
Oiii5irten gliociotionsoeieb ieine gu.
%itinInlng crtbcilen miiroe. Salts Der
Eoplt iid) ~able6nenb perbGlt, beobiid)-
tigen file, ollf sic 9lnnabme oes Sc
iebes in lciner jebigcn Soliung 81
0ringen.
Gerfoiiung fiir Grans-
Daal.
2onOon, II. 0e5ember. - Cine
SeriaIiung mllroe bcltte Der &olonie
Sronspoal Ourd f0niglideS Yatent
uerlieben. 0ie 9e~Oingungeu oeriel-
ben mllroen ant 81. EStli pom Solo
niulminilter Chamberlain bem Inter
boule mlitgetbeilt.
Gie Witglieoer ser 0eIebgebung
BON 5ranspoal iollcn Elm SnlGr bon
$500 pro Sobr erbalten. Die Gin
iu6r BON aulis muB eingcitelt ulo
nlle G6incien . 9lrbeit ilncrDalb cineS
Sa6reS nnd) Der erltcn Sibrng Der
OeleB9eplllg dpge1datft netoell.
Alfonio miro Onfcl.
Do n0rto, -. 0c5cmbcr. - rSll.
ionta Maria Sereia, Sdppelter oeS
&onigs Alfonlo, mcld)e ON II. So
mar nit Dem Erill5eu 6er0inouo non
@npcrt perlndblt muroc, bat bellte eli
rem Snbne ooS 2cbcIt geid)cntt.
surge &abeIocpe den.
- Die ihnpeOiihc Gegicrinq 6ot
Baron BON 9ilot, Den i6mcoiIheu @e-
ionoteu in Stnlien, ltnb ben Iopofa-
ten &elloe$ 5l MitglieOern oeS Suag.
tribunals crnaltt.
- Der Eopit rrllanntc dis ieilen
2eibor5t Or. @uiIeppe Getacci mo
ais %ieincn conIultirenOen Ir5t Or.
gttore Mard)iafepa, 8roieiior Der go
tbologie an ser %llniperiitGt Hom.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13
@ermiidptc teIesrapbiide SepeidJem.

- Sn @oreeiter, Moii., iuurbe IL
Ser @oulo'iden ailtenfabrif bnrd
bas geritcn bes rieiigen Shmung'
raoes ser Maihiniit 3enrp 9onfers
getootct rto Der 32-i1brige Carl 5.
8ooos lebensaeiabrlid) uerlest.
Stadtsiefretar Ropt mar aeIteru
in Hcipsg orf n,o belt cine Heoe ge-
lcgentlid) Oes Diners oer Eenniplna'
mia : 8eIellidnit.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13
Gr-S %d,aBmeiiter Grimes sablt.

Sopefa d, &olli., II, 9e5en1ber. =
Ser friibere Staats'S hasmellter q.
6. Grimes bat aus freien Stiltfen oil
ben Stoot aaliias Die Slnnile ppll
$93St abgelieiert, neld)e er mad Der
bon einenl Goniite 10 eini9er 3eit
ougcitellten llntcriltd)lng aus Der
Belt icincr Gcrmnltiing lhltlol1 ut.
SIS bonoelt iid BET Scr Code nidlt nm
cine ltntcrihlagnn9, ioloern oaritli',
ooB 9onomnflern Die Ibtrcnniill9
bon Coupons bon Bombs 9eltattet
muroc. meld)e an hen Stoat perfal'ff
mnroen. Grimes par III Der Sodle
MIR einem icit laltgen Sohren aelth'
ten @ebrorlb gefolat mo batte lelblt
oarailS feiten 8ortbeil gesogen.
SamurrbpiScn in q Bis IL Saaen fnrirt,
,qsaso Ointment" nirn gnranfirtyi ale Sdlle
hon iudenben, bItnheu, bIutenoen Inn bernor'
ftebenocu S1mprrboihel III O bts Ia Iaaen Al
%furireit. ODER @eIn suriiderltattef.
(Sft4 ,Iio&i.a ISL ~
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-12-13

Sbeiin. -. 2eS77GiNe Sdoor
9eiuofineter eridyien bellte stahnit-
tag ont 3oRItiihc Der bieligcn rYe-
tershurger Sl,ternationalen Sonf,"
befabl ben 9onfbebienltete1t, bic
9dnbc bod SIT balten, mo 'hob oer
I'M @anfIofolc onipeienoen Eoli5i-
item nieoer. Iie Nditber leertet ollie
@eloifubloben ulib entflohcn nit
$t4,500, Dem gan5en gaorporrotb
Ser 8onf. Cine abtbeilrng aoloden
trat raid Sic 8erfolanng on mo
nabm flint scr Hd,tber getail9eil,
aleia Die iibrigeu entfomeu nit Der
9eute.
DC ebr Go0esnrtbetle ge-
aen NebelIen.
Yefotcrinoslau SnorllB=
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
Growing Old.

When we do not like to frolic
In the soft and downy snow,
When we do not go in raptures
II 1t packs just right to throw,
When we sit inside and grumble
Just because the day Is cold,
Though the boys outside are playing,
It's sign were growing old.
When we do not care for coasting
On Il brand new painted sled,
Riding Sayly on our stomach,
Heels perched higher than our head :;
To the top then walking briskly
With n lady ten years old,
Dragging upward her sled Also
It's Il sign were growing old.
When wagon past is rumbling
With Il driver who is kind.
And we can't find joy ecStatic
Just in hitching on behind,
Taking chances with the others
In snow bank to be rolled
When the team goes round q corner
It's Il sign were growing old.
When we do not welcome winter
AS the best time of the year,
But prefer the good old summer
- Or the sprngtime, it is clear
That We've lost the taste for some
thing
Once we valued more than gold:
When we. long for it's departure
It's sign were growing old.
Anon.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
ADJUSTMENTS
Leading Artists With Savage Opera

AeauihS AFtIsts Win savage Opera
Company.
Music lovers who have already en-
Joyed the excellent performances of
grand opera in English by Henry w.
,Savage's famous company in former
years or in other cities, will find sew
eral of the favorite singers still with
the company this season. The corps
of principals this year has been great
ly augmented by combining the "Par-
sifa" and English grand opera COM
panies, giving Mr. Savage the best
equipped organization during it's ten
years successful history. The choral
forces number seventy voices and a
symphony orchestra of fifty musicians
including many soloists brings the
company's roster UP to more than. $50
people. The leading artists now in
clude the best English speaking sing
ers on the grand opera stage. Among
them are the following:
Tenors-Alfred Best, Francis Mac
lehman, Joseph sheehan and William
Wegener.
Baritones-Arthur Deane, Thomas
David Richards. Winfred Gor and
George White.
Bases Harrisont Bennett, Martin
L. Bowman, ottley cranston, Robert
Kent Parker and Joseph Parsons.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
STORIES OF THE HOUR
A Long Look Ahead.

"Beveridge." said Senator Crane to
the Indiana senator, there are three
of us in the senate who have been
looking around bit, talking about
presidential timber. We have decided
that it looks pretty good for Fair
lanks in 1908. OF course, senatorial
courtesy DEGREES that we must be for
him then. But, after that, we are for
you, Beveridge. we are for you.''
"When?' asked the flattered Bev-
eridge.
"Oh," Crane replied, as he moved
away. you can count on us in 1920
without any doubt
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
Hoist by His Own Petard.

There is a general interchange of
passes among railroad men, and the
president and the vice president of
the Pennsylvania railroad have passes
all over the country. President Rob-
erts is a very strict man. One stormy
day in winter he got on the New
York division and took a seat in the
middle of the car. The conductor
knew him, as they all do, and when
he passed him the president simply
nodded. 1t was a catch, and Roberts
was only trying to see if his man
would break the rules and not make
him show his pass.
The conductor fell into the trap.
When he passed again, Roberts arose
flom his seat, and tapping him on the
shoulder, said:
See here, you have not seen my
pass"
mo, SIR faltered the conductor,
"but-but 1 know who you are"
"That makes no difference" retort-
ed Roberts. with frown, "the rules
are made to be obeyed and not to be
broken. The rules laid down for your
guidance say that any passenger who
has neither ticket nor pass must
pay his fare or you must eject him
from the train"
II know it," replied the conductor.
but"
mo butts Now you may co."
II haven't seen your pass yet,
though" demurely remarked the tick
ct puncher, wishing to demonstrate
the ithoroughness of his lesson.
That's right" replied Roberts ap-
provingly, make MOI difference be-
tween the president of the road and
the poorest passenger"
He reached in his inside coat pocket
and then into his vest pockets. The
conductor grinned. Roberts sallow
complexion grew paler and then red
Ger. He went through his pockets
again, but no passes.
The conductors smile grew more
expressive.
"Humph" exclaimed the president,
singular! Just stop as you pass
this way again. .-
+ The conductor stopped. and the
president dryly handed him a IS bill
and told him to take opt the fare. He
( had left his book Of passes at his
cftlce
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
Failed for Want OF Capital.

While you boys are talking about
pioneer days, let me relate the his
tory of a Kansas town." said an
elderly member of a group at a news
depot.
1.-THE start was all there was to it.
1t was a paper town, but it would
have been humdinger if we'd only
had $167 cash back in the fifties. I
was one of three fellows who, tired
of Leavenworth, set out in '57 to find
new worlds. On the third day we
struck a beautiful spot, with trees and
water an deverything inviting.
Lets start town here said one.
And we did. We plated it New York
city. Thus far we spent no money.
But when it came to booming the
place. we found that the printing
alone would cost $167.
"'Where was the town, did you
say?' asked one.
That's the question. 1t was the
outlet to the Indian hunting grounds,
just where the buffalo trail and the
grounds met"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
The Winter Stars.

Across the iron silence of the night
A keen wind fitfully creeps, and far
away
The northern ridges glimmcr family
bright
Like hills on some dead planet hard
and gray,
Divinely from the icy sky look down
The deathlcss stars that sparkle over
head
ern Crown,
And .yonder. westward, large and bale
fully red,
Like mystic dancers in the arctic air
The troops of the Aurora shift and spin;
The Dragon strews his bale fires, and
within
His trailing and prodigious loop in
wolves
The lonely Pole Star and the Lesser
Bear.
Archibald Lampman.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28

Sence that neither would accept the
word of the other. and the germs of
evil thus propagated were only re-
lieved by conflict at arms, the scars
OF which 4 half century has hardly
been sufficient to eradicate.
The youth in our schools learn we'll
Of the virtues and wisdom and patriot
ism of the men who have made the
history of the nation, but they do not
learn that these same men-Washing-
ton, jefferson, Jackson, Lincoln-were
all the subjects OF attack from the
men of their times whose lack of
brains and abundance of words for
ever estopped them from standing
with those against whom their cal
limitations were directed.
Let both sides be taught the young,
and they will be able to judge of the
merits of both the assailants and the
assaulted.
A few years suffice, however, to blot
from the pages of history the names
of those who have directed their as
saults against the men who were MAX
ing the nations history Who now
when he thinks of Lincoln can recall
Vallandingham, the Ohio copperhead?
Yet in his day he was the foremost of
those who attempted to prison the pub
lie mind against the motives of the
president and his advisors
When the characters of the illus
trious dead, stripped of the criticism
of jealous rivals, be contrasted with
the characters of the men of today,
while the words of their calminators
are still ringing in the unthinking ear,
and the mind OF the future citizen must
be indelibly stamped with the idea, en-
roneous though it be, that our country
is nothing but IL fostering mass OF po-
litical corruption, unworthy OF the
love or loyalty Of men.
Such ideas instilled in the young
minds work damnation to the nation,
increases anarchy, and lowers citizen
ship by reducing the standard of those
into whose keeping the affairs of the
people have been entrusted
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
THIS DATE IN HISTORY

l447-Humphrey, Duke of Glouces-
ter. murdered.
1533-Michael de Montague born.
1551--Martin Butcher. reformer, died.
164S-King Christian " Of Den
mark, died.
l757-Edward Moore, celebrated
dramatist, died.
17S1-William Stockton, one of the
signers of the Declaration OF indie
pendence, died.
1S42-Lord Peterborough made Gov
ernOr General of India.
1S47-Battle of Sacramento.
1S54-U. S. steamer Black Warrior
seized by Cuban authorities at Havana.
lS61Territory of Colorado formed.
1S71-Congress set apart Yellow
stone Valley for a national park.
1S74-Arthur Orion, the Tichborne
claimant, sentenced to IA years penal
servitude for perjury.
1S7S-Bland silver bill passed over
the Presidents Veto
1SS7-Mrs. R. Drues hanged at Her.
kimer. N. Y. for numbering her hus-
band.
lSS9-Sir Julian Pauncefote appoint
ed British minister to Washington.
1S90-EX- Congressman w. P. Taul-
bee of Kentucky, shot Charles E. Kin
kaid, a newspaper correspondent, 1T
Washington.
1S90-British steamer Quetta sunk
in Torres straight, Australia; 100 lives
lost
1S94-Governor Flower signed Great
er New York bill.
1901-William NJ. Evarts died Born
Feb 8. 1915
l905-Mrs. Jane l.. Stanford of Calf
ornia, died
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
TEACHING PATRIOTISM.

The teaching of patriotism in the
Iublic schools needs to be encouraged
When the youth of a nation grow
into maturity with the idea thoroughly
instilled in their minds that the men
Who have been foremost in the maxi
ing and keeping of the nation were
little below the gods, and that by their
virtue and purity they are entitled to
place in the national galaxy similar
10 that occupied by the saints in the
religious calendars, and in addition to
this, they are made to believe that the
public men of today are corrupt, and
a horde of barterers in national honor,
they are apt to have their idea of the
blessings of free government very
much distorted.
Let the respect for the institution
of the country and the faith in the peo-
pie who administer them be lost and
the nation becomes Il seething mass of
political discomfort that must spend
its fury in national dissatisfaction.
1t has been charged by historians
that the fall of Rome was due to the
corruption OF the patrician class.
Yet this corruption was not half SO
much responsible fdN the national can
ker that finally destroyed the body pol
itic as were the brainless demogogues
who, to accomplish their own dam
Fable purposes, forever kept the fires
OF discomfort and dissatisfaction burn
ing in the hearts of the people.
These teaches on political charac-
tiers succeeded In reforming Rome, but
in doing SO they dragged her from the
position of the proud mistress of the
world to that of a miserable groveling
sycophant at the feet of nations which
were unworthy, SO far as art and learn
ing and intelligence were concerned, to
unlatch her shoes.
Had the demogogues of both the
north and the south been suppressed
by the hangman's moose, and thus per-
mitted the calm and sober judgment
OF the peoples of the two sections to
have considered the elimination of the
slave curse, it would have been accom-
plished without dotting the land with
unknown and unmarked graves, thick
as the stars of midsummer sky, and
. made an army of mourning widows
and orphans larger than ever followed
In the wake of world conquerer.
i Demogogues had taught the south
that those of the north who oppressed
slavery were traitors to the sacred
principle of states' rights while those
Of the north equally loudly proclaimed
that the south was ever ready to break
Z the bonds that held them to the union
Of states, and were thus at heart, trail
tors to the nation.
REPETITION Of these things for gener-
4 ations SO poisoned the public intelli-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28

| public health and most prolific
breeding-place for the deadly microbe.S
Whereupon the rebukAd oficial, who had
Just been paying his devotions at the
shrine Of Bacchts, became righteously
Indignant and, while admitting that IN
point of cleanliness the sewers were
not altogether like unto Caesars wife,
denied most emphatically that such q
fearsome thing as microbe had it's
abiding place In them, adding that to
make assurance doubly sure he would
make a personal investigation which,
with the aid of lighted lantern, he
promptly proceeded to do. Thus far
the result Of his quest has not been
given to an interested public.
THE English language is one that.
few of its users can have any luck
WITH" said a well educated citizen to-
the Man the other day. "a young
friend of mine. discussing politics, de-
clared that one 'rigamee' went out and
another 'rigameen' came in. Not un-j
til thought of the word regime could
imagine what he meant.
+ Another mentioned some circum-
stance which he declared had filled
him with 'chargin.' He meant cha
sfin. have friend who suffered for
years from 'insomonia,' not knowing
that 1t was insomnia all the time.
Il suspect that our mother tongue is
the only one in the world that cannot
be spoken by its own children. And il
we. who are brought up on the Ian
sguage, cannot speak it, what can we
expect from the foreigners?"
They are telling story on a certain
society girl of this city who, like many
others, has numerous strings to her
bow. At times, SO the story goes, she
finds 1T difficult to keep from mixing
her dates and to keep the numer-
GUS young gallants who worship at her
shrine all jollied along in satisfac-
tory manner. Something happened the
other day when one came too early,
another not early enough and third
delayed his departure trifle too ling.
According to the story, the sparring
by the young men for anNexcuse was
pitiful in the extreme.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-02-28
NOTE AND COMMENT
Nobody but man ever said he was
the noblest work of God.

Nobody but man ever said he was
the noblest work of God
a st. Paul girl turned masher and
broke the nose of another masher
Most people have no need to SANDER
themselves. Other people do it for
them.
Some men would go to business
early if it would cause a scandal in
church.
The time lost in telling your troubles
would enable YOU to stay till after
the sermon.
When man is prosperous he has
no use for friends. When he isn't they
have no use for him.
a Kansas City man held his head
on the ice till it caused death. Usual
ly the ice is put on the head
East Grand Forks is jealous. Inter-
| est in municipal affairs on this side
has detracted attention from their
| own.
fho
the primary law tell how his candi-
dates can get on the ticket by petit
ton?
An inventory of the men over fifty
would indicate that there were few
promising boys in the last half CEN
fury.
y Chicago professor claims our an
cestors were rabbits. The proof that
they are nowadays is easier estab-
lished
A La Crosse girl was adjudged in
SdHe because she was always giggling
The insane asylums will have to be
enlarged.
If food tastes better served from
clean table linen, what effect does the
kitchen clothes worn by the average
woman at dinner have on the hus-
Lands appetite.
a Grand Forks girl received a mar
riage proposal by WIRE She inquired
how many words she could send for
quarter, and when told ten, sent Eyes"
ten times in reply.
A newly-married Crookston man
who had ten girls before his marriage,
lad to cook his own supper week
after the marriage because his wife
was attending social function.