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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
HURLED ON HIS HEAD
BY A RUNAWAY TEAM

y Carl Herbeck, driver for the Eagle
IRON w orks Sixth avenue s and Second
street, was thrown from his wagon at
sixth avenue and First street at noon
today and seriously injured
The horses became frightened by a
passing switch engine and ran away
throwing Herbeck to the ground. He
struck head first. and it is feared that he
IS fatally injured. He was unconscious
when picked uo and was taaken into the
Occidental flour mill Later he was re .
to the city hospital. This after
noon he was still unconscious and the
physicians held out little hope for his re-
coYery. ,5sa s3:5
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
PALACE C0NSUMMATES
AN l8.YEAR DESIRE

For not less than eighteen years,
ever since their first appearance on
Nicollet avenue, the Palace clothing
house has been striving to push an en-
trance thru to Fourth street: 49, -
Up to this time all efforts have been
futile. Now, at the opening of a great
fall season, the last Of the entire run
Of stores from the corner of Nicollet
1926 Nicollet, has been secured, until
such time as the great new building
may be put up, which, it is hoped, wifi
be by April II, 1907. @sssSs,s .s.s y.
Present remodeling Of this. last ac-
QUESTION includes double archway and
a straight passage from the Fourth
street hat annex entrance to the store
proper. : -. j. 1872 .....s
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
CEDAR AVENUE STORE
DAMAGED BY FLAMES

Fire, believed to be caused by cleo
trio wires, broke out on the third foor
OF the Chicago store, 417-4l9 Cedar
avenue. last night, and burned fiercely
for nearly an hour.
The fremen had some difficulty in
getting in 8! position to fight the flames,
fire spreading. The entire stock in
the store was damaged by smoke or
water. The loss has not been esti
mated, altho it will amount to several
thousands of dollars.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
City News
THE WEATHER
Forecast.

Minnesota-Fa tonight, warmer in
southeast portion; Friday fair.
Upper Michigan-Fair tonight and
Friday; warmer tonight in extreme
northwest portion.
Wisconsin-Fair. tonight; = warmer in
southwest portion; Friday fair. q 3 = 4.
Iowa-Fair tonight; warmer in north
east portion; Friday fair. s-
South Dakota-Fair tonight and Fri
day. -. ..
North Dakota-Fair tonight; Friday
fair and slightly cooler.
Montana-Fair tonight; cooler i'll
west portion; Friday fair and cooler.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
Weather Conditions.

Clear weather is general this morning,
except in parts of the southeast, and IN
parts of Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma,
Kansas and Colorado. Light rains have
fallen during the past twenty.four hours
in Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, west
err Texas and Oklahoma There has
been a general rise in temperature since
yesterday morning in the northern half
of the country, due to the positions of
the high pressure over the eastern
states and the low pressure over the
western Canadian provinces. The east
ward movement of the air pressure
areas is sluggish, a condition which
promises fair weather tonight and Fri
day and warmer Friday morning.
II. S. Outram, Section Director.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
ASK PLACE FOR OLD TEACHER

Nearly hundred neighbors of Fl. S. Baker
Of st. Anthony Park thru Professor Henry
Snyder, filed petition with the ST. Paul school
board last evening asking that Mr.. Baker be
reinstated in some position In the st. Paul
schools. He was formerly principal of the Hum
boldt high c. W.. Gordon replied for the board,
stating that Mr.. Bakers application for the
first vacancy which occurred and that he de-
sired, would he given full consideration
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
CARD OF THANKS

We, the undersigned, wish to express
our heartfelt thanks to our relatives
and friends for their kind assistance
and gifts of flowers on the occasion Of
the funeral Of our sister, Miss Alber-
tine Danielson.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Kissman,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Zachelles.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
CLUBS AND CHARITIES

FRIDAY
Social circle of Highland Park Pres
byterian church, church parlors, 2 pm.
Home, 400 Sixth street S, PAS pm.
Eighth Ward w. C. T. u. Mrs. Wat
son. 2SlS Clinton avenue, 2:30 pm. :.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
Present County Auditor, Who Asks
Republican denomination,

To the Voters Of Hennepin County:
7. [ have been county auditor for the
have gained invaluable experience and
knowledge Of the workings of the Of
fee. You, the taxpayers Of Hennepin
county, have paid for that time and
experience. It belongs to you. If it is
of value and you wish to retain it, it
is up to you to say so by your ballots
on Sept. Is. / have ben gratifd by
your past support and / trust in you
for the future. Hugh r. Scott.
81 Advt.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06

Weather Now and Then.
Today, maximum 80, minimum 60 de-
grees; year ago, maximum 70, mini
mum "a degrees.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06

School at Lake Harriet.-School
children in the Lake Harriet school dis
trict are no longer the envy Of their
fellows, for the board of education an
nounced today that the work of pre-
pairing the building for school has been
completed and that school sessions will
begin in the building tomorrow.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
AROUND THE TOWN

Loring Pavilion Permit.-A permit
was issued today for the erection of
the proposed $4,000 pavilion in Lor
ing park. Work on the building will
be commenced at once.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06
NECROLOGIC

ANNA ERICKSON, aged 81 years,
died Wednesday at the family resi-
dence, 1908 Twenty sixth street S. The
funeral will take place Friday at 1:45
pm. at the house, and at the Swedish
Methodist church, Thirteenth avenue
at Layman cemetery.
MRS. EMILY CLARA ESTERLY
died Monday at the residence, l717
Thomas avenue g. She is survived by
her husband, nine grown children and
three sisters. The funeral took place
from the residence at p.m, today.
lnterment at Crystal Lake cemetery.
MRS. LAURA BRONSON died Sept.
2 at Chisago City, MINI. She is sur
two daughters, Mrs. E. c. Tuvtntyman
and Lottie Bronson. The funeral took
place at Chisago City Sept. 3.
MRS. GERTRUDE L. HASKELL,
only daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs: P. G.
Hanson, died at Toledo, Ohio, Sept. 8.
The remains WILDE brought to Mime
apolis. Funeral notice later.
Z AUGUST II. XIX died Sept. 3. Flu
neral from residence, 437 Smelling ave.
nue., St. Paul, Sept at $3.50 pm. In
. torment at Layman cemetery, Mime
apois.
MRS. W. A. HALL died yesterday at
the residence. 3213 Holmes avenue.
Funeral from residence Friday at 8
pm. lnterment at Lakewood.
+ MISS MILDRED SMITH, age %
years, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Emery
L. Smith, died yesterday. Funeral pri-
waite; no flowers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06

DR.. Deinard to Speak.-Services will
be resumed tomorrow evening at 8
O'Clock in the Jewish Reformed tenn
pie. DIR. s. N. Deinard will conduct
services Friday at pm. and Saturday
at 1Q.3O AM
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06

MRS. W. A. HALL died yesterday at
the residence. 3213 Holmes avenue.
Funeral from residence Friday at 3
pm. Interment at Lakewood.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06

most heavily taxed horse in the United
States. NJ. W. Savage, his owner, made
voluntary return Of $4,000 valuation
on the king of harness horses. This fig
ure, added to the total assessed valua-
ton en- Mr.. Savage horses, makes the
average valuation about 1925.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06

scalped Girl Improving.-Anna Sche-
ma, the young woman who was seri-
ously injured Tuesday, her scalp being
torn from her head by revolving
shaft, is improving at the city hospital
and is expected to recover. The opera
ito INTO graft the scalp on her head will
probably be successful.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-06

r. MISS MILDRED SMITH, age 30
years, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Emery
7. Smith, died yesterday Funeral pri-
waite; no flowers.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

One hundred ladies for ceremony, 25O
women for service, a nobleman's body
guard, ''the Queens own" each a six
footer, "chief grand charges" grand
charges" and charges" galore, ladies
and gentlemen that must walk ahead
or behind the majesty or at her her
side, or NOPE in her anteroom, or read
her letters, books, newspapers or mag
azines before she may. Spanish royal
ty is a plant of such delicate texture
that the full-grown man and woman is
hedged round and watched and cod
died and prevented from doing things
as long as there is life in them.
And her majesty will have a grand
falconier- though there are no hawks
in Spain now-and a grand huntsman
though her steaks and chops and
venison are delivered at the kitchen
door, and a grand fsherman-though
she may never eat fish; and a grand
feeder Of the royal swans, a military
household, master Of archives, a
master librarian, a director general Of
the horse, a chief architect and mar
shals and masters and other gold
sticks too numerous to count
Poor little woman-lest she be as
self-assertive as Queen Bess, as wise
as Catherine and as diplomatic as Vic
toria, these empty-headed busybodies
will smother her with off1ciousness and
under guise Of tightening her bur
dens, keep her occupied with antiquate
formalisms twelve hours out of every
twenty
Since times immemorial, the f1nancee
Of Spanish King receives, Immediate
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

through the advice of Mrs. Pinkham.
of Lynn, Mass, which is given to sicI
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The present Mrs. Pinlxham has for
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and advised thousands of suffering
women, who to-day owe not onlv their
health but even life to her helpful
advice.
Mrs. Fannie D. Fox, of Chestnut
Street, Bradford, Pa, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham
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believe Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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The testimonials which we are con.
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Women suffering from any form Of
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women has proved to be more precious
than gold.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Was All Henrx,s Fault.

Your Henry's fractured, mother dear,
Upon the gridiron sporty;
His feet betwixt the goal posts near
At fourteen yards he left an ear,
A collarbone at forty.
A doctor now, with loving care,
His cartilage is lacking;
They say he will not miss his hair,
And nearly all his ribs are there,
Though several bones are lacking.
He holds his thorax with a groan,
And says it hurts little;
His coaches say, in awestruck tone,
They'd not have done it had they known
That Henry was SO brittle.
They say that Henry didn't lack
The talent and the training;
At half he was a crackerjack-
You couldn't make a quarter back
Of what there is remaining.
Alas! he had the proper stuff,
Though rather tall and slender;
And though his fate is somewhat rough
IT'S not because the games too tough,
But Henry is too tender.
Montreal Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
The Modern Way.

The Dutch boy in the old story who
found a leak one night in a big dixie
and saved the countryside by stopping
it with his finger until found SILVER
ing with cold next morning has now a
rival. A birch bark canoe carrying
three persons on a Western lake is re-
ported to have run on a rock and been
pierced below the water line. There
upon one of the party, a woman, took
her chewing gum, -bravely held it in
the leak until shore was reached and
saved the party. The moral seems
plain.-Springfield Republican.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Am EstabIished Renutation.

A deputy sheriff and chief of police
of Rhode Island city, known in his
lifetime as a man whose word could
always be taken, once gave a whimsi-
cal demonstration of his straightfor-
wardness. One day, according to a
writer in the Boston Herald, a grocer
went to him for information about a
certain Joe White, who had applied for
credit at his store.
"GOod-morning, Sheriff.
Morning."
''Do you know Joe White?"
'Yes.''
'What kind of Teller is he?"
Putty fair"
SIS he honest?"
Honest? l should say so. Been
arrested twice for stealing, and ac-
quilted both tines
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

Rheumatic fortunes Cease When Or.
Williams Pink Pills Make
New Blood

The first sign of rheumatism is fire.
quently pain and swelling in one OF
the joints. If not combated in the
blood, which is the seat of the disease,
the poison spreads, affecting other joints
and tissues. Sometimes rheumatism at
tacks the heart and is quickly fatal.
The one remedy that has cured
rheumatism so that it stays cured is DR..
Williams Pink Pills. These pills expel
the poison from the blood and restore
the system, SO that the poisonous matter
is passed off as nature intended.
Mrs. I. T. Pitcher, of No. 100 Mon
mouth street, Newark, N. J., suffered
for about three years from rheumatism
before she found this cure. She says:
sit began with queer feeling in my
fingers. In a little time it seemed as
though the finger joints had Jumps on
them and could not get my gloves OH.
"Then it grew worse and spread to
my knees. I could not stand up and
could not sleep nights. My suffering
was more than can describe. 1 took q
great deal of medicine, but nothing even
gave me relief until tried Dr. Williams
Pink Pills.
/" / read an account Of cure in a case
that was exactly like mine and my hus-
band got me some of the pills. 1 took
them for three weeks before I really felt
better but they finally cured me- y
Mr.. Pitcher, who is a veteran and a
member of E. D. Morgan Post, No. BOZ
of New York, substantiates his wife's
statement and says that she now walks
without difficulty, whereas a year ago
he was compelled to push her about in a
wheeled chair. Both Mr.. and Mrs.
Pitcher are enthusiastic i'll their praise
of DIR. Williams Pink Pills.
For further information, address the
DR.. Williams Medicine Company, Sche-
nectady, NY.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
STAMINA VERSUS BLUFF.

Once knew brilliant the
Who began a he other lads behind;
Problems
But in later life the o
For he
And he didn't to
Brilliant starts are far common than brilliant finish Isl
Rockets roarthe falling
flushed
Yet the death.
Pluck
breah to
Pod
Thus cultivate the stamina to follow bluff.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
WHO'D BE A QUEEN7
Tortures Imposed Upon the First
Woman of Spain

Louise of Orleans, as the probable
wife of King Alfonso, seems destined
to endure the trials of a Spanish
Queen. Perhaps there are American
giSls in Europe, who, now that the
King Of Spain is scanning the CONT
nent to discover which of many pros
pectiye brides he will choose, are wish
ing that there were within their veins
a touch of that royal blood needed to
make possible a union with the Span
ish sovereign. They may think that
the honOrs Of Queen, even Of poor.
despised cd Spain, are not to be con-
sidered lightly, yet it is doubtful if
there is an American girl who could
endure without vociferous protest the
tortures of mind which are the lot of
the first woman Of Spain. Her life,
must be lived SO strictly in accordance
with rule that there Is little Of person
al freedom left.
Just now the court and aristocracy
are getting ready for the Queen to be.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

casions, dress up in strange togsery,
and at all times surround the King
and Queen, separating them from their
subjects.
Everything in the King and future
Queens household is regulated accord
ing to old, musty laws. The Queen,
for instance, must go to bed in winter
at $50 p. m, in summer at 10 p. m.
Il won't" once upon time Span
ISL majesty asserted, stamping her
more or less pretty foot The first
lady Of the bed chamber, to whom the
royal will was announced, informed
the mistress of the robes, the latter
tod the master of ceremony, the third
blabbed to the major dOmo in chief.
That officer said there was no answer,
but at 500 sharp-it was in winter
then-all the grand danes Of the
household walked into the Queens
chamber. This one knelt down to take
off her shoes, that one undid her hair,
third pulled off her stockings, a
fourth unfastened her dress, a fifth
took the jewelry out of her ears, etc.
And, with her majesty kicking, claw
ing and screaming, the undressing bri-
gade proceeded without saying a sin
gle word. At $50 she was actually
deposited in her bed.
The Queen of Spain must say her
prayers at the hours appointed by some
Burgundy princess in the fourteenth
O0J1tI hI1f hot ic, In
dies Of the bluest blood will watch over
her, listening to her every breath and
rushing in every time she chooses to
cough or get up. This dozen danes
appear in the palace at II o'clock every
evening, rain or shine, and is escorted
by the corps of halberdiers to the ante
room, adjoining the side Of the bed
where her majesty sleeps. And there
they sit until sunrise on little stools
without backs, praying and pricking
up their ears, you may be sure. The
same service" is performed by twelve
gentlemen in the opposite ante-room.
that is, the one adjoining the side of
the bed where Alfonso reposes.
Aside from the inner guards a SEN
tinel watches every single door in the
palace, while the colonel of the Swiss
Bodyguard makes the rounds once an
hour, a naked sword in his right hand,
a bunch Of keys and a lantern in his
left.
The Queen of Spain has, for ordin-
airy use, a bodyguard consisting of a
battalion Of infantry, a battery and
twenty-five mounted men. This little
army watches over her safety when
she drives out, or promenades in the
park, and she never burst set her foot
out of doors without giving notice to
the armed contingent responsible for
her welfare. If her only child was
dying she would not be allowed to
leave the palace to go to his bedside
until her household troops have been
posted along the route her carriage
must take.
The second illustration shows the
consort Of King Haakon VI. Of Nor
way, and youngest daughter Of Edward
VII. of England, alfred In the national
dress Of the northern kingdom over
which she reigns with her husband.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31

~ after the engagement is officially
announced, 4O0-page book enumerat-
ing the names, offices, titles, privileges
and duties of her -blooded SER
wants to be-really her masters.
This she must memorize by heart. If
she ever failed to remember that
gold stick of the first order has three
buttons at the side of his knee pants,
while one Of the third order has six,
or that the mistress Of the robe is priv
ileged to unfasten her corsets, while
the lady of the bed chamber must not
hand her a skirt as long as a royal
princess is around to do so, she would
be accounted a failure even if she had
the beauty and grace Of Nine. Reca-
mier. the wisdom of Nine. de Stael
and the winning ways Of Empress Jo-
sephine.
Nearly all officials OF the Spanish
court hold offices created by the Bur
gundy princess in the fourteenth and
fifteenth century. In those DAYS the
King killed his meat on the hoof; his
own employees caught the fish that
graced the royal board and the retain
ers'. the majesty was his own candle
stick maker, by proxy, of course, the
proxies being necessary adjuncts to
his household, as managers. cashiers
and lobbyists are to-day part and par
eel Of Rockefeller's staff. In lieu of
salaries they were entitled to various
privileges and these latter the Spanish
court perpetuates to this day, thereby
giving work to lot Of nobleman and
poblewomen, who on ceremonial oc-
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Compensation.

Potatoes in Greenland are no
larger than marbles" remarked the
person who makes irrelevant remarks.
WELL" answered the man who re-
fuses to be surprised, there's COM
pensatiOn in all things. I have no
doubt that in summer the Greenland
ice man leaves much larger Jumps
than we get"-Washington Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
The Day Yukon Celebrates

What st. Georges day is to Britain.
what Dominion day is to Canada and
what Independence day is to the
American republic, is Aug. Is to the
Yukon. 1t was on that day, in 1896.
that Skookum Jim washed out his IA
nous pan on Rabbit creek, whose re-
suit was the bringing Of thousands of
people to the country and enriching
the world by $12O,OO0,00O in gold.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
A Discouraged Orator.

81 suppose" said the sardonic friend,
"you will spend lot of time as usual
trying to catch the speakers eye"
NO." answered the prolix member
of Congress, 81 don't want to catch
his eye If 1 ever get chance to
talk it will be when he is not looking"
Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
No Risk.

81 understand your life insurance
company regarded you as an excep-
tionally good risk"
NO." answered the displeased police
holder, 81 wasn't any risk. was 4
sure thing."-Washigton Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
8 SeIf-Evident Fact.

"a prominent oculist says he never
saw a pair of perfect eyes" said the
woman who reads the newspapers.
That" replied Miss Cayenne,
merely proves that the prominent
oculist was never in Ye."-Washing
ton Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
East. comfortable and Convenient s.

vice via the Michigan Central, The
Niagara Falls Route from Chicago to
Niagara Falls, Buffalo, New York, BOs-
ton and the East, and to all points in
Michigan. Inquire of local ticket agent
or address L. d. Heusner. G. w. 2. A,
119 Adams street, Chicago.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Jobnny Studies English.

The children were told to write three
nouns ending in &c" that take the suf-
fix ''ous" and become adjectives. John
ny BeecIass turned in this list:
Outrage outrageous.
COurage-cOurageOu
Gorge OrgeOus.-Newark News
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
Retribt,tion.

81 have come, madam, to take your
gas meter out"
Il am glad to hear it, for it's done
nothing since its been here but take
US in."-Baltimore American.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-01-31
ALL SICK WOMEN
SHOULD READ MRS. FOX's LETTER
IN All Parts Of the United States Lydia
a: En aIs Vegetable Compound
Aes Erected Eimilar Cures.

Many wonderful cures Of female lila
are continually coming to light which
nave been brought about by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. and
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-17
o. i3al
Report OF the Condition OF the
UTAH NATIONAL BANK,

At Salt Lake City in the state Of Utah,
at the close of business, Nov. 18th,
1905: