The DeLand weekly news. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1887-190?, 1906-03-30

I'rOGninent guests were entertained
by the GridiE0n club Ia Washington
the other night al the annual fall din
ner. says = Washington dispatch 10 the
NeS Iork Tribune The table a., the
New Willard was spread Cor IBOre than
30 persOns. among SbOH we're The
vice prVsldent. nearly ell the menbers
" the cabinsi. foreign ambassadors
and ministers. senators aud rrprcsenta
tiVes and prOInlnent peOple from every
part ~ the country.
The prOgEatnIns Was unusually at
tEactivs. aud the wit aud huulOr. the
various salts. the songs aud the
speeches ali tended % make the dinner
q memorable OccasiOn amOng the many
given b. this club 10 Washington cOF-
respondents.
A peace cOnfefencr." cOsBpOssd VI
members ~ the club. eBdsaVOred 10
settle disputes bstwecn many prOnli-
BsBt guests WIN were persOnated By
meInbers ~ the club. but all VAS un
aVailing until hnally q ulessengeT from
W. T. Jerome " Sew York. With q bot
tIs 10 chlOrOfOrn. put them 60 sls~p
The Initiation u three new metnbers
afforded an opportunity for real rOasts.
II had reference 20 the recent letters u
tn presisient 90 cabinst officers nelat.
Ing 60 ne dissemination Of news by
them. Thnee cabinet ofiseTs we're per
sonated. aud they formed . grand IN
qussitOrial commission. putting On the
rack the baby msmlers Tor daring to
Inquire what had taken place Ia cab
ihet meetings. The whole blame was
nnally placed on q head devil. sup
posed 10 represent Secretary LO-b. Who
had blundered" Ia sending = letter die
tatsd By the grand iRquisitOT
several dispatches were Te,'riN 81 IN
. fake" wireless telegraph APPARATUS
They wers read. greatly ~ the amuse
meut o. the guests. Among these were
the following
Hon william n AllisOn-Plsass advise
ne on this pOiht Do yOu think a sen
At0Tial career lads " q nomination fOE
prssidsntf
ROBERT n Ia TOILETTE
hAdissa. via
Robert Bacon. Assistant Secretary %
stats-Arsnt yOu ElaA - s~t Out " II
GEORGE W. PERKINS
Rsw ySrk.
Hon ChAFiss Dsck-Plea.s set Pr~asaens
ROOSEVELT 20 dupihcats a. me the message
PT~sisisEi Harrison wrote SisVui fAIlihg
aTR0S 7 HERRIcK
COisHbUs y.
Dear Dili-It SAs all right 10 dizssgnbls
yOur love. but Why dad zoe kick n~ doNh-
stairsF GEORBE a tNUN
Cincinnati ~.
A thought transferred" act Afforded
another opportunity 10 pass duips upon
the prOIninent guests Anung tl-
thoughts thus TRANSFERRED and utter.
III By hiembers. VIM WeTt blindfUilsi
and unller the spell " th= operator.
we're tlse following:
shaw positively Tsfuss u star On IN
Cabinst after March q Ice
Lob Nobody knOWs tbs trOubls cave
Taft-WhAts sixteen milliOas bstwe~h
fTt-ndsY
NIlsOtl-Thsrv's mAny . lsak b-txe~n
TIE cotton ana ths cro0k
J. y NOrsah since my CiESlhnAti.
Hamilton and Day ton sEpsTieRoe ! have
come % think th-r~ y m~fit In the sOS-
sTument Ownership u railroads
MOODY -OEs I'D trust litigation tn hand
- worth two years nOFs ih the cabinet
hoTtOn - Even Insurance presiisut
should have has 0Nn subtssATins l,sat
shoHis Oh. Shsrs D. mo NaBd-TtaE
canal tonight
Aldrich- sons folks say sugar and oil
SOnt Combins. bot I kBoS.
Cann"n- There u 40 tArim On football.
- Teviss q al you pleas.
HrVcTidgc-l 'slH make a better ETe~ch
than any that has bs-h made Jet
bslssc0-les ! think q may fairiy -
said that William ShakrEE-afs Nas the
David bslasoO 90 MS time.
Lodge-A goldfish from tn dep blue s.a
= highly prOteCtsd arttcls 20 c0mmsTcs d
u NJ and nsshlns usFe. b4t. fsF heav-
sa's sAks. dSn't think eat them
Tbe musical hRBbeFs Included Sey
eral topical song. touching diffrrrnI
prOa1in~us D-h al0ut the tabl.. tine
20 theus. q parody On q popular air.
Vas "EveTyt-ply WORKS bot Fair.
banks" referring 10 ths fact that the
duties ~ thu yic~ prcsident are net
OnerOus. Tie chorus u the parody
Nas a. follows:
ESSSyboay WORKS but FairbaAks.
he sits up all dAy
Listening 70 aks speeches
hads In The sane cd Way
Aiiison. Ledge and Gormah-
An are ta TIE rahka
kysryoods works IN TIE ssnAss
But hs. fairoahkA
Cncls Joe CahRoa was eelsbrutsd
with . dArss % ths tune Il 'Old Uacls
Ned--
20 lag ths tarts sasssioa IN its grA-a-vs.
Aloes SitA r.ilroaA Fsb.ass 'asaiA ths
domsL
TAsr. soa'' - any vera Ter ooasrs..
noW % d.
Tea zasht - Vel 81 - hona
Ths mena Was q large BLANKET halls,
upon which he guests were grouped
unaer diaercnt smhiems and device.
There were tieksts safitIed Temple u
fams.- -FtnaRce Cinohsurance.- Real
Railroad Rate Rsfosn.- "waItlnz La
% ths Roosevelt Club.- -Dem- PoD. For. |
merry Rspublieah Party.- -AuntIs Re. |
ea.srs.- -Also Ruhnlng- and Auto