Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-06-16
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sooner than women? Father Because
they don't wear their HAIR so long.
Him. see your social rival, Miss
8udd. has her picture in to-day's paper.
ier--Indeed! What was she cured of?
Scissors.
Rodney-Do you have trouble with
shall and will? Dickey-Nope
nay wife says you Shall" and / say
Il will.'--Puck.
rs your little brother in the house,
Jimmy| Sure he is Don't yer see
dat shirt of his hangin on the linc?"
cleveland Leader
Mary They issued a hundred and
.hfy wedding Invitations Jane-Dld
,hey get many valuable presents? Jane
No; they barely made expenses.
Guest (facetiouSlyl here are two
spoons IN my tea cup, VIVA. is that
a sign of? Hostess Litt'e Son-rhat's
a sign that someone else hasn't got any
spoon.
Gramercy-Why not take out OF
Brdgcts wages enough TO pay for the
things she breaks? Mrs Gramercy--
But my dear, how could We get her
to pay us the balance each month?
Compulsory education, remarked
the moralizer lis contrary t. the laws
OF nature "Oh, don't know" re-
joined the dcmorali2cr. "Eyen the
fishes are to he found ia schools. you
know"
"Why does all the world love a
lover Because" answered Miss
Cayenne, sit datters our vanity to Oh
serve people who are in love and think
how much more sensible We are by
comparison"
"No truer words were ever spoken
than these: a fool and his money are
soon parted " said the lecturer. Sure
thing pipcd "A voice from the rear OF
the hall; we nil gave np tfty cents
apiece 10 get in here"
Il cant decide" she said, whether
tn take the hat or not Blu IT is just
/ the dearest thing base seen this sea-
son" "rhe dearest?" asked the hus-
band. with a sardonic 'aurh Then
It's certain that youll take it,
81 am afraid YOU are one OF those
people who look down ON toll "Not
Mt all" answered the luxurious youth.
My great great grandfather worked
hard and invested his money, and we
are quite pleased with him for doing
SO" Tit Bits.
Lady (engaging cook Why did You
leave your last place? Bridget Ma
loney Whoi, mum. the mistress SAID
she cudn't do widout me, so Oh came
10 the conclusion that OF was worth
more than she was givin' me, and Oh
lift ut wanst :. Pick Me-Up.
II tell you, man was not meant to
live alone. The young man Ia business
who Is not married is seriously handi-
capped" That's what. Not being able
to put his property in his wiics name,
he's at the mercy of his creditors. -
| Catholic Standard aud Times.
Teacher II ! gave you u cents. aud
you had spent cents FOR candy, : Tor
marbles aud ! cent for an npp'e, what
would YOU have left? Tommy Fifteen
cents. Teacher Now, how con you
give such a silly answer Iommy-l
wonld. ia charge the stun to pa.
MIR. Ruggus," said the attending
physician grayely, Il am afraid your
.wifes mind is gone Well I'm not
surprised replied Mr.. Il. shes been
giving me a piece Of II every day for
wcnty-threc years, and she didn't have
whole lot to start on Washington
life
This is the first time you have been
TO PRAYER meeting in long time, said
! The pastor of a colorcd congregation.
Il had to COME" replied Erastus Pink
! ley Il needs streugthnin'. Use got n
lob whitewashln' chicken coop an
! puildin' a fence around u watermelon
! patch. - Washington star.
/ THAT barber seems 10 be doing
rushing business" Yes. He has I'M
vented Il hair tonic that smells exactly
| ike gasoline" "Buta-cr / don't see
the point" ct tickles the vanity OF
his patrons They 20 around smelling
II gasoline, ana this gives the impress
sion that they own automobiles
Exchange,
AbscntmInded 1t is reported that
Rev. A C., Of BOSTON, had "a new
telephone introduced aud Ia became
So fascinated with It during the week
riat on the next sunday morning he