The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-03-08
THTSTLES

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ts~r elssti allied By every elsb iS town
ra tshsis .hr che Lses bin. shs
tksssti lhsrsd b zone ehstes Of kspirs
bin a. hone svsslass
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Wits pretty tbsrosshiy rsiset pss. Yea
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--Mrs. SlY--H.m- Bsvspf you call.
u hss bsiorss wsssy--Nevsr pfoiession.
ally, nssm, | sssats you
--oscs spss slIns ,~s csts we're about
70 ssgass 10 . casi. IL, sshsvs On under
ssssdiss ere ~s s~sin, said the enc. A. to
vhstt easfisd The other. 10 Il TO Be duel
10 ths death. eontisued the oss, or shall
- insks Il the .bss, three livss DOT OF
evsi
--Yiy, DStor--Yours treating Jenks
for issoasls, aren't Jpu, Second Doctor
Yes. First Doctor-Hsye you rendered
him your bill yctf second DOcior--No,
Of csarse not, ! ~ab, the mar 10 be able
70 sleep,
--Psps, what 10 . bas-relieff You 70.
u,smbsr thu, pet sheep which used to die
tsrb our slesp with iis bahisgf Yea
whsa We batchtnd II. ,hst vas bah.rs-
hsf.
--Tsnsili.is 10 q dreadful malady, re-
marke4 the sympathetic person. Yes, An.
svsrsd the cosrse grained Goth, but thinb
Of the people |, keep, from trying to sinG
live 60, something important to do,
said the practical young man, and | Just
lsnr know how to 70 about Il. I'D Ike
you TO help me. Yesf replied Miss Pechis
What 10 .. you propose to do' That's not
The question. I,'s'whs, isit ysu do to
proposef
In that new novel I'm wrlting, said the
author, I'm all out Of patience with my
hero, and I've almost made up my mind to
Mil him. 90 Ah,sd AID do 1t, old mar.
SAID bis friend Any Jury composed Of
your readers viii aeqalt you.
do you burn gasoline in your au.omo-
bllsf don't know, answered the sppre-
hsnslys looking man. II seems TO me that
what am burriog 10 money.
--Tom--Cupid is responsible for another
msrssr. Jack--lndeed. Tom-Yes; the
marriage OF young Poorman and the home
~ hiu 0otrox. Jsek-Huh! ! think
eupidity Is responsible for that affair.
Say, Smith. your boy 10 about three or
four yesrs old now, isn't hes just three
and half How Ia It that you never tell
us any OF the bright things he sAyss Never
says any to tell. Look here, Smith. Take
great care Of tina, child. He Is destined for
grea, things,
Why do you insist on only $4,000 >
year ~ your salaryt Because, answered
the high naancisr, as soon as people hear
el0O0, 600 mentioned they get suspicious.
!, ID better to keep the figure marked down
. little.
--Dssrf wells Why don't you briss
Ia some Of the cigars gave you and Offer
Mr.. Jopss smoke' Why, Jones Ia one OF
my best friends.
--weliington--say, auntie, guess Mr.
softy 10 10 love with you. Aunt Ethel
Whyi Wellisgton--He let me throw .
snowball ct his new plug hat.
--sis-what does oil them women come
To look at the baby forf Bub--'Causc ~
the newest ose In town, an they want to
70, on TO the latest styles, 4 guess.
Dyer His bee 10 10 AZ. Ryer-WhAt
d tho ,roubles Dyer--He doe,nt know
WHISTLER to 20 through the bankruptcy
court or cell his QUITO.
Mr.. stAylAte--Yls, l hate ihose--ab
simple minded country people thstesho~
svsry thing they feel Miss Westsbd--It 10
/ mere matter oftiaipIpg. Doe OF the firs,
hing Was taught was The art Of appear
ng interested when bored half 10 death.
--say, did you hear that Cholly Sofled
bad bad . serious operation performed OF
him lateIys what vas II, appsndicitiss
No; worse thas that. His rich uncle Gu,
lin out OF bis will.
Old Tragsdian - Yes, l WAS oscs en-.
vassd to old Van Rocks daughter, bat
ravs her up, prsfsrring art to wealth
Knocks And nov IN bet ysod like re- |
urn engagement.
Little Ned--Girls are swfully stuch
-. Little riossk-- rhsy alrt neither,
little Nsd--They are too. They thirh
hsy are Just ~ important ~ boys
--"Aamms,' said osrysAr-old Elsss,
4 don't believe dolls hair 10 real" Why
10 you THAI IL hR't, desrf ssked her
mother. Cause shs dossnt cry when J
omb II.
--Harsld, sgsd Eve, ~ss just ssttirs
'vss ~ attack Of the grip. Lssrisg hh
Title bead 90 hn mothers knse. BE- said
vssrily. Oh, mamma, feel just Ike
,roken Christmas tor looks.
Shortly sitter havius oss Of bis baby
sstA pulled While dheovsitd . rev o.,
'sshlsg thrsssh u ssu. whv, BE- said,
theuxht thu mar nuIiSd that tooth CHAR