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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

Your honor" said the arrested chauf-
feur, II tried to warn the man. but the
horn would not work.
"Then why did you not slacken speed
rather than run him down."
A light seemed to dawn on the pris-
oner.
"Gee!' he said That's one on me.
never thought OF that. at."-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

Nothing could have made this a more
delightful summer, in the opinion Of
resort proprietors, except perhaps lit
tie more heat.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

Contrary to their custom, some OF the
Democratic brethren in Idaho will not
wait until election day to support the
Republican ticket this year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13
ALL PREPARED

Lets see.' remarked the summer boy
I euoss I've thought OF everything;
I've yellow socks. some lurid ties, cane
And one bright diamond ring"
"Letg see.' remarked the summer girl,
II guess theres nothing moro TO choose
White skirts. bath suit, psrasol
And half q dozen peek -a-boos''
Lets see, remarked the God of Love
I think m all prepared for play
I've bow and arrow, beach and moon
The seasons open; step this way"
PUCK,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

Apostle Smoot doubtless feels that no
Mormon should be dissatisfied over the
division of Offices between Gentiles and
Mormons, So long as the Apostle is in
the Senate.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13
AN oLp-TIAfS

Springfield Indepena'.'' ,~,.s az
valley, and Emma w,sS ID .
this week, WISHING srd 80
iiciting "shetcup'. .,s Az Dwrrlsr
your fsdder; bym,Oy % N Ne ~
ham, and heap wa wssl Sol "
ago Me nittle poy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13
NEW MOSQUITO scHr

indianapolis Star.
The suggestion OF a Nev Oh
sician that all stagnant pos1I
be stocked with top mlnnozI
riety that comes 10 the aurhr
as a means OF destroying "
mosquitoes. seems more prz~
the plan OF placing oil on u z
oil scheme has proved unStur
many places, perhaps becss's
carried out systematically, ~
Jerseyites have been heard y 1
mosquitoes In their StAte en-
oil diet. But the little tfd az
creatures and Will do much %
insect pest in check.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13
CARE FOR HONE An

Uehi Banner ..>r
Constant effort Is nee'5r 81
and keep a town dlean, n,,..,,I
this the case now wnen ~
idly and fruit falls 70 =, =
there decays II not so0p nj. &
are a few families IN
towns, who are apparent ~
the weeds grow. the run a "a q
fences around the 10. D.. - x I
boards and gates on oa1s 0sH -
Neighbors OF such psoDNe eJs.<
so desirous OF keeping, half q
home. and even MAKE ,u, and ~
beautiful By diligence "a ~, 4
larger area and stree sasccslrs,
so materially 20 tne n.slth IN ~
city Is a menace to neA' rsis 4
a picture of discora, ra.,ools.
Incidence of a few psOr
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13
FROM THE JoKEMAKERs.

Little AIRY (who has had bad day.
to driver OF public coach)-Ever lose any
money baokin' 'orses. Coache?
Driver-Not 'alfl Lost twenty quid ono
backed a pair OF 'orses and a homnlbus
Into a shop window In Regent street.
Punch.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

Perhaps Senator Sutherland would
not have been SO irritated by: the way
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

No communication In relation 10 publich.
ton In or business for The Tribune should
bo addressed TO any individual or officer OF
this corporation. Matters relating to publ.
cation should DO addressed TO tho Editor OF
The Tribune and communications relative to
subscriptions and advertising and other bue''
ness should DO addressed TO Salt Lake irih'
uno Publishing Company.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

THAT young widow says she is goinl
to break her husbands will"
81 thought she did that soon after the!
were married. baltimore American.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

Maid-There's much better tone In
this house now, MN, than there used
to be.
Lady dignantly)-Indeed! I don't
understand you, Chalmers,
Maid-Oh, MN, / mean down stairs. OF
course. Not up stairs,-Punch.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

Judge McCarty viewed the Hobbs case
if the administration had not been 80
perverse Az to look at it that way, too.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-13

In New York: Cant you think of some
unusual thing to do tonight-somethlne
we haven't done before?'
1--WE might spend the evening at home =
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28

Regardless OF cost consequences in order o avoid
ns seasons goods over prices all oe tho
ABOUT st eos hgure and pour all the profits into the pockets of @
patrons
M season Tor our early summer cleanup sale now has arrived and
we propose to break all former bargain giving records
we can not enumerate articles prices here because the
u OIL startling values from top floor to basement You must come
ana see them and you'll find your dollars do db dt here
"hie TINS great sacrifice sale is going on
De among the first and get early selection
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
NATIONAL FEDERATION OF
WOMAN'S CLUBS.

There are so many subjects
claiming the attention of this col
umn this week that we hardly know
what to give our readers in the
limited space of our editorials. The
Russian people are struggling for
freedom and lighting the torch Of
liberty will always have an ear for
us as people who know by expert
ence what it is to be ground under
the heel of oppression. The Negro
Business League to be held next
month in Atlanta, Georgia, ought
to receive careful attention at the
hands of Colorado readers, but the
ladies (who can pass by them p
must receive first consideration
Everything must be sidetracked for
the Woman s clubs. They are in
the limelight just now, and as we
call attention to the National Fed
Grafton that was held recently in
Detroit, Michigan. Colorado was
gloriously represented by fair
galaxy of up-to-date feminines
from the state of mountain and
plains. Denver, Colorado Springs
and Pueblo sent delegates and they
represented, too. They told the
Wolverine and Yankee girls and
fair southerners of the progress OF
women in the West, they eXpati-
ated on our resources and our ad-
vantages and opportunities; got
their names and cuts and addresses
in the big dailies; served on all the
bic committees and attended teas
and suppers and otherwise demon
strated that the women of the West
was not a whit behind the times,
but was like Pixies Peak in the
game and there to remain. We have
not space to tell in detail all that
the Colorado delegates did, but
but just speak to any one of them
If you are big enough to ap-
proach them-and they will tell
you that they are it, " and so they
are-God bless them.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
DISSOLVING VIEW OF AMER
ICAN IDEALS.

Americans have greatly prlded
themselves as law-abiding citizens,
and having a government of the
people, by the people and for the
people. This ideal is being ruth
lessly dissolved and shattered In
these days of political, commercial
and social approval. 1t seems we
are to-day losing reverence for our
gods prosperity and the voice OF
the majority" a reverence which
has thus far kept the United States
the most democratic and conserva-
tive of republics. That we no longer
worship ga popular majority is
proved here in Denver, where the
courts are resorted to in order to
disprove the facts. The spirit OF
true republicanism is being dis
torted by "the political machine
and bossism. And now the labor
union comes out as new political
party. The American voter in the
future will see himself played like a
pawn in the game of chess between
capital, bossism, and the labor
union, and the result is to be
,r,4oboJ with ip+aract If can not
help but develop strife and bitter
ness and confusion. The reason for
this condition is not difficult to
discern. Capital has long ceased to
confine itself to mere industrialism.
A trust now is no longer content to
control staple product, whether it
be coal, iron, steel, oil, bananas or
peanuts; it must also control Legls-
latures, newspapers and courts, and
it is this hold upon the powers that
be that is creating the distrust and
disrespect for law and order and
opening the doors for Socialism.
The times is not far distant when
the majority must rule or anarchy
will obtain. The will of the major
ity must not submit to the will OF
the few if the ideals of the govern
ment are to stand.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
THE LID ON IN DENVER.

Denver is a beautiful and re-
nowned city, admired for its clean
illness, parks, and intelligent popu-
lation. This is the opinion of its
hosts of annual visitors. The only
thing that has marred its attractive
ness is the loose and fragrant viola
tions of its municipal regulations OF
saloons, brothels, dives, midnight
laws and Sabbath desecration. But
now the law regulating the liquor
traffic and chile parlors are to be
enforced. The city hall has issued
orders to put the lid on and keep
it on-until near the time for the
next election, when, of course, 1t
will be quietly and gradually let off
again. But decent and respectable
people will be glad to see the lid
clapped on, if only temporarily. 1t
will be difficult to make the law
cover every questionable vice at
once, but it certainly is time to ex-
tend its operations, and many who
are now adverse to its enforcement
will willingly observe its mandates
swithout legal restraints. The law is
violated by many because custom
has sanctioned violation rather than
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28

Remittances should be made by Ex
press Money Order Postofiice Money
Order. Registered Letter or Bank
Draft. Postage stamps Will be re-
ceived the same cash for the frac-
tional part of a dollar Only 1-cent
and 2-cent stamps taken
Reading notices, ten lines or less, 10
cents per line. Each additional line
over ten lines, 5 cents per line.
Display advertising rates, 20 cents per
square. A square contains ten agate
lines. No discounts allowed ON less
than three months contract. Cash
must accompany all orders from par
ties unknown to us. Further partic-
ulars on application.
1t occasionally happens that papers
sent to subscribers are lost or stolen.
In case you do not receive any num-
her when due inform us by postal
card and we will cheerfully forward
a duplicate of the missing number.
Communications to receive attention
must be newsy, upon important sub
Jects, plainly written only upon one
side of the paper; must reach us
Tuesdays If possible, anyway not
later than Wednesdays. and bear the
signature of the author. No manu-
script returned, unless stamps are
sent for postage.
All communications of a personating
nature that are not complimentary
will be withheld from the columns of
this paper.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28

a desire on their part to be lawless.
There will be occasional offenses
even under the most favorable con-
ditions, but that should not deter
those who believe in law and order
for Denver. The chile parlor eva
sion of the law is to be especially
looked after. This is a method to
escape the ordinance rather than
catering to a demand. Much good
is already accomplished and much
more will follow as the law is en-
forced and friends are made for the
movement The city hall will be
watched to see if it means business
or whether this is only graft re
form.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
Kill Needs With Poison.

Weeds grow so rankly along the
Guayaquil & Quito railroad, at the
foot of the Andes, in sixty-two miles
Of jungle, that watering tanks filled
with a strong solution of arsenic and
nitre have to be sent along the track
every ten days in the rainy season
TO spray and so kill the vegetation on
each side of the track.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
Christening Ships With Wine.

Christening ships with wine Is a
survival of barbarism. In the olden
days, when sacrifices were offered to
propitiate the gods of nation, it
was the practice to select some per-
son, and to spill his blood over the
PROV of a new vessel. In course OF
time wine was substituted for blood,
and the custom holds good in nearly
every maritime nation to-day.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
Lions Guard Royal Harems.

The sultan OF Morocco keeps q
large number of lions about the prem
ises, and in the evening these animals
are let loose in the courtyards of the
palace to act as guards OF the royal
harems. The sultan has rather more
than 5000 wives. 1000 of whom re-
side in Fez.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
A Social Happening.

Little Alphonso, Jr, had been care
fully tucked into bed, had asked for
his last drink of water, and was about
to dream material for new questions,
when his mother heard, as she was
carefully and quietly folding the little
garments in the dim light, Mother,
now was 1t l first met you?-Lip-
pincott's Magazine.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28

Entered as second-class matter at
the postohice in the city of Denver,
Colorado.
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28
Value of Discomfort.

The late ]. w. Clarke of the New
York World used to say that the
secret of success in life was never to
be quite satisfied with what you have.
because contentment meant stagna-
ton and failure to advance. Never
be satisfied" he would say, always
look for something better"
The Colorado statesman., 1906-07-28

Pens from Ton Of steel.
About 10000 gross Of pens are PC
oaeed from a ton Of steel
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1906-01-04
A-GRIk TRAGEDY

is daily enacted. in thousands oi
homes, as Death ';!aiias, in eaeh oaa,
another victim Of Consumption or
Poeu monia. but when Coughs and
Colds are properly treated, the trag.
edy is averted. +. G. IIuntley, OF
Oaklandon, Ind, writes: "My wife
had the consumption, and three doc
tors gave her UP. Finally she took
DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, which
cured her, and t 'dav she is Well and
strong" 1t kills he germs Of al
diseases. One dose relieves. Guar
anteed at 500 and 500 by all drug
gists. Trial bottle free.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1906-01-04
NEW MONEY-ORDER BLANK

II, 100000 Pieces Of Mail Sent to Dead
Letter Office.
In his annual report First Assist.
ant Postmaster General Hitchcock
says the low prices paid clerks in
the first aud second class postoffices
is decreasing the standard Of eff
, cheney.
He recommends a discontinuance
Of the practice Of installing post
Offices in public buildings devoted
in part to other branches Of the gov.
eminent service. The best type of
quarters for postoffices purposes, he
gays, is large room in one-story
building.
The system of renting boxes in
postofiices is being completely re-
vised, and a new schedule Of uni.
form rents is to replace the present
intricate methods.
r The postal authorities have had
trouble in providing emergency mail
facilities in mining towns, and Mr..
Hitchcock recommends an emer-
gency appropriation Of $4,000. to
meet such requirements. -
There has been an increase oil
more than 5000, 900 in the amount
of domestic and Of more than
100000 in the amount of foreign
money orders issued during the
year. OF the 100000 orders but
one in 1861 $50 was found to have
been paid or repaid incorrectly. A
new money-order blank is to be in.
troduced before the close of the
fiscal year which, it is believed, will
prevent fraui in raising the amount
Of the original order.
While the number Of undeiivered
letters which found their way to
the Dea l.Lotter Office during the
year was smaller than during the
previous year, the number of uude.
livered letters with valuable inclos-
ures greatly increased. General pros
perity of tie country is given as
one reason; another is the suppress.
sion by the department Of concerns
using the mails for fraudulent pur-
poses. Mail for such concerns con-
! tanning money, money orders and
commercial paper was received at
the DeadLetter Office in unusual
quantities. Nearly IL 100000 pieces
Of mail were received at the Dead
Letter Office during the year, in
Gu ling 1868 that failed Of delivery
in the Panama Canal Zone.
Over 1 500 cases of alleged indie
cent and scurrilOus matter received
attention. In the summer the in
flax of offensive pictorial pest cards
became SO great as to call for spe-
cial order by the department looking
to the abatement Of the nuisance.
AS result CT this order many thou
sands of Objectionable cards have
been Withdrawn from the mails by
postmasters and forwarded to the
department for destruction.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1906-01-04
Counterreiters Slew Young woman.


Flint, Mich, Jan. "a man Civ
ing the name of John Horton, sur
rendered himself to the police here
tonight, confessing that he was one
Of the three men who planned and
accomplished the murder Of young
woman at Hamilton, Ont.
Horizons confession gives the first
clue to the identity of the murdered
woman, whose body was found near
Hamilton on October 8, last. He
said that the woman was his half
sister, Mrs. Marie Hartz, and that
she was strangled to death because
she threatened to inform the police
regarding the passing Of counterfeit
money by Horton and his two Mexi-
can partners.
Horton stated that the trio drew
lots to determine which one should
put the young woman out Of the
way, and that the choice fell to one
of the Mexicans. who took the wo-
man driving and returned alone, the
three men leaving Hamilton that
night.
The police are inclined to doubt
Horton's story.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1906-01-04
THE NEws AND OBSERVER.
What Other Papsrs Think of the Viper

What Other Papsrs Think of the Viper
Our neighbor, the Evening Times,
has gone out Of its way recently to
denounce the editor cf the News
and Observer as a liar.
We have known the editor of the
News and Observer much longer
than any one connected with the
Times. We have studied him as
the naturalist would the snake or
the spider. Our advice is, do not
call him a liar with the intent of
hurting his feelings. The editor of
the News and Observer takes it as a
compliment in fact. he seldom gets
any compliment nowadays unless it
is when some newspaper man calls
him some name which is barely
printable, or when he writes compli-
ments about himself and publishes
them in his paper.
1t is none Of our fight and we are
not going to butt in. We are simply
giving a little advice.-Raleigh En-
terprise.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1906-01-04
Arrest lt-:--S59 RaHpI.

A small sample bottle tf Gc-zin
will be sent free to every reader Of
the CAUCASIAN who Ia suffering
with any kind Of skin disease or
eruption-Eozema, Blood Poison,
Fever, Sores, Cancer, Rheumatic
Pains, or any other Germ disease
or sore OF any name or nature.
$50 reward will be paid for any
case Of Eczema that II not prompt.
~ cured with &c. zine. Ec.zine will
heal any sore or cure the wori /,
skin and ms ke it look like velvet
Thousands cuyed daily. Never
mind what you have tried; forget
the failures made by other remedies
and send for free sample OF Ec-zino
which always gives relief aud per-
msnent cure. A 81 90. bottle often
cures tho worst case. IL your
druggists does not have Ec.zlue
send direct to No. The Ec- zine
Company. -Kapormcier, Bales
Agent. ILL., Dearborn st Chicago
Ill.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1906-01-04
sgeseaiETl0H RATES.
"a SENATOR sMOOT \ POLIGA-
MIS1f

"a SENATOR SMOO To o<A-
MIST.
Beginning next Saturday the Sen
ATE Committee On Privileges and
Elections will again take up The case
of Senator Smoot, e Utah, and con-
tinuc the investigation Of the
charges against him until decision,
so far as the committee is concerned,
is reached. The question of poiyga-
nous practices, at the present day
among the Mormons, will be more
fully gone into at the forthcoming
hearing. It is believed that testi-
mony on this point will not be con-
fined to the Mormons Of Utah, but
will be extended TO every Mormon
community in the United States.
The object of those prosecuting the
case will be TO prove that in spite of
the rigid provisions Of the Edmunds
law and the oath which members of
The Mormon Church have taken to
respect this law, their religious be-
liefs are so strong as to cause them
to obey the spirit of the church
rather than the mandates of the
courts. 1t is not charged that Sena-
tor Smoot has more than one wife,
but it is charged as one Of the high
est officials Of the Mormon Church
he supports social system which
should debar him from a seat in the
United States Senate.
Six years ago the House by vir-
.tually unanimous vote, denied Con-
gresham Roberts, of Utah, his seat,
because it was proved that ne had
more than one wife. While this
charge is not made against Senator
Smoot, he is charged with being Of
the same faith.
AS to whether he will be unseated
depends largely upon the new evil
dence to be introduced in the forth
coming investigation.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1906-01-04

Some days ago the News and OBJ
server charged the Raleigh Evening
Times with being an organ of the
Southern Railway. The Times
branded the News and Observer and
its editor as a coward and liar.
The Raleigh Enterprise says it has
known the editor of the News and
Observer longer than any one con-
nected with the Times, and that it
is simply wasting time to try to in.
suit him, and that the only time
anything good is said about him
he writes it himself. The Observer
is big bluster, and it is always
ready to abuse and villify any one
that opposes it, but when you call it
to showdown it is as dumb as an
oyster.