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Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-01

WANTED-Plain sewing. Child.
ren's clothes . speciality. Ready.
made underclothing and Daby clothes.
Mrs. ]. A. Grief, Colorado phone. 1875
Red. Bridge street. HOS
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A good story bears repeating. uss
Red C'oss Bag Blue; al good grocers
sell It. &
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FOR GALE.

FOR SALE-Alto Saxaphone. new.
silver plated, fine case, best make:
SIS, cost $S5; reason health. ~ Col
umbia ave. 1.1lO
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wANrEp.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. to do cob.
bling or repair work. Sporleder Shoe
company. 1-1l6
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FOR SALE-Two violins. inquired
925 Sixth street. 1-141
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FURNISHED HOUSE for rent, 904
National ave., enquire r. T. Long at
GRAF & Hayward. 1888
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Buys lmmsnss csat Laads.
A dispatch from Gan Juan says
that BY far the most important deal
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Owing to the increase In the ship
ments of automobiles and the fact
that these shipments are expected to
Increase, the Pennsylvania railroad
has ordered a special a designed for
the carrying Of automobiles. An order
for 100 cars has been placed at the
Altoona shops, to be built at once.
The new a is similar to a box car.
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RAILWAY TICKET-Quincy. III.
Apply 1908 Sulzbacher ave.. 1.131
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Potatoes. ~ lbs, csc.
Sugar. IL lbs, 800.
26 lbs. corn meal. CSC.
swandown flour. 30 ID. sack. $40.
Imperial flour. 80 ID. sack. @l.60.
Q bars White Star OF Diamond G
and . bars Of Hawkeye soap for CSC.
Butter. SOC and 35c.
RICHMOND'S CASH GROCERY
Cor. Iweifth and National o..
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-01

Conductor Harry Guglar, Of the M.
& M. branch OF the Santa Fe, can
stand lots Of ''grief" in his railroad
work, but 1t makes him lose his gen.
tie disposition to have passengers
spit the bulls of sunflower seeds on
the coach floors. It may seem
strange to some Of the Banners read
ers that, although the sunflower Is the
state flower, persons will chew the
seed. But the seed, the hulls Of which
are 80 annoying to Mr.. Kuglar, are
not from our beloved state flower
II they we're, Kuglar wouldn't care
how many hulls were spit on the floor
the seeds are from q sunflower
which Is a native Of Russia and are
brought to this country by the Rus
SLAMS, who love to chew the seed.
This variety Of sunflower will not
grow In Kansas on account Of hot
winds. The Russians who live in
Marion county have them shipped
from North Dakota, and at Lehigh, a
small town In that county, over 200
pounds were sold last year. When
the Russians 60 for q little trip they
will I'LL their pockets with sunflower
seed and are rs happy with . mouth.
ful Of these seeds as are some with
q wad Of tobacco. but It irritates the
genial conductor Of the M. & M.
branch to skate through the coschss
on q coating Of freshly spit hul;s.-
Hollywood, KanSas Banner. i.
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Tariff Of colonIst Rates.

The passenger department Of the
Atchison. Topeka & Santa Fee railway
company has issued a tariff Of second
class colonist rates to take effect
February Is, and to be in effect until
April Z. Some rather startling dit.
ferences in the rates from Chicago to
points In California. and from Chi
cag0 to Las Vegas. are brought out.
For instance, the rate from Chicago
to Los Angeles, q distance Of 2264.9
miles, Is $33, while the rate from Chi
cago to Las Vegas. q distance Of only
1244.6. or 1,020.3 miles less. il $32, the
extra 1,020.3 miles from here to Los
Angeles only costing Il more. The
rate from Kansas City to Los Angeles
q distance Of 1.S06.5 miles. is $25,
while the rate from Kansas City to
Silver City, N. NJ, . distance Of l..
1866. or 610 miles less, Is $3.50. 1t
costs but Is cents more to 20 FROM
Kansas City to Los AngeIas than II
does from Kansas City to Santa Fe.
Las Vegas ID gaining q worldwide
reputation as a health resort and
there Is no doubt but what II the
Santa Fe railroad would make a rate
from their eastern points to this city
that would be any ways near proper
tionate to the rate they make to their
favorite city. Los Angeles. this city
would get many Of those who con-
tinue on to Los Angeles, simply be-
cause'i 1t costs them nothing more, and
sometimes not as much, than 1t does
to come to Las Vegas.
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General Manager II. J. Simmons Of
the Ri Psso- southwestern. has issued
Z general order praising al employees
Of the eastern division Of the South.
western for their loyalty and faithful
ness and says In conclusion: such
loyalty and unselflsh interest are
what makes success In oil walks Of
life, especially IN the operation OF q
railroad. All dement's against men
on the eastern division Of the South
western to January Is are cancelled"
Passenger brakemen Of the Rock
Island have been granted the increase
Of wages they asked for several
weeks ago. The announcement Of the
increase came In q bulletin from Chi.
cago. The scale had been S67.5O per
month for runs a~ggregating G,5OO
miles, and 91.17 for eacn extra 100
miles. The new scale Is so per
month for runs aggregating 6,OOO
miles, with $40 for each 100 mice
additional. An allowance Il made
for terminal overtime as before
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FOR RENT-Three furnished rooms
for housekeeping. ia Main. 1884
FOR RENT-One front furnished
room. Inquire 1913 Fourth st. l3.176
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FoR RENT.

FOR RENT-One furnished room
and two unfurnished rooms. 1853
Sixth street. 1.125
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Traffic officials OF the Mexican
Central have decided not to appoint
q successor to Harry Archer, who sue
ceeds J. G. Mcdonald as Pacific
coast agent Of the company. Until
he received his new appointment MIR.
Archer was travelling freight and pas
senser agent Of the company and the
duties Of the position will be filled
BY other officials Of the traffic de-
p~artuent.
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A large excursion party Of business
men left Montreal, Quebec. Monday
over the Grand Trunk railway for
Mexico. The purpose is to give the
business men an opportunity to get
better acquainted with the financial
and Industrial conditions in the south.
ern republic, where a large amount
of Canadian capital is now being In
vested.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-02-01

The Missouri & Kansas Interurban
Railway company, which IL building
a line from Kansas City through
Lenexa to Olathe. expects to be oper.
ating two gasoline motor cars be-.
tween Kansas City and Lenexa as
soon as the cars can be secured. It
will be the first suburban line near
Kansas City to operate motor cars.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20

the Usurper, lies in small chapel
built especially for him.
The treasures Of this church are
said to be incredibly rich, including
images and jewels Of great value. It
is in the Convent OF the Miracles in
the Kremlin that the heads of the
church reside.
st. Alexis founded the order, and
Djani-Ber, khan of the Tartars, who
was then reigning in the Kremlin,
gave him the property on which the
monastery was built N 1865. Here the
Metropolitans of Moscow, who are the
most important in Russia, have al
ways resided.
Many of the czars have been taken
here for baptism. The children of
Ivan w., Alexis aaI Alexander II.
were baptized here. Formerly all the
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
A Matter Of Business,

Chauncey Depew tells this amusing
story of an incident which occurred
during an Illness from which he suf-
fered some years ago.
had to keep indoors for day or
two through illness, he says, and had
my bed wheeled into my business
room, and during the day saw some
callers. Night came, and with it sleep.
grateful sleep, .rudely broken in upon
by the telephone bell. The call came
from a well-known New York paper,
and I answered it. The conversation
was something like this: "Old Depew
still alive?'
eyes,
Likely to last through the night?"
II think so; I hope so!'
''Then I won't come down. Thanks.
Good night
Good night. ."-Weekly Scotsman.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
RICH MANS HOBBY IS HORSES.
New Workers. Enthusiasm Far Above
the Ordinary.

New Workers. Enthusiasm Far Above
the Ordinary.
f. Ambrose Clark, stepson of Bishop
Potter and an enthusiastic patron Of
steeplechasing and hunting, for sew
eral seasons has aroused the interest
OF New York racegoers as much by
the disregard he seems to have for his
neck and bones as for the fair amount
OF success he has had in riding in
open steeplechases. The field-stand
idea of MIR. Clark was epitomized at
Belmont Park; where the amateur
jockey got bad fall just before the
field stand from his horse The Bow
cry, when a spectator, probably from
the Bowery, remarked, "Just t'ink of
him doin' dat and him wort fifteen
million bones.'
The fall brought to the surface ex-
act measurement of Mr.. Clark's en-
thusiasm, for when he found his
horse was lame after he caught and
remounted him, and he could not go
on in the race, the gentleman jock"
walked off to the Jockeys quarters,
tenderly rubbing his shoulder A
friend asked if he had been hurt in the
fall, and Mr.. Clark responded that he
was not sure, but his shoulder felt
queer. The friend suggested exami-
nation to see how serious the injury
might be, and Mr.. Clark indorsed the
plan at once by exclaiming, '*That's it,
send for vet.'' Another suggestion
that a. surgeon might be better failed,
however, and it was a horse doctor
who conducted the examination, which
assured the cross country rider that
his bones were intact
A fall at Morris Park a week ago
put Mr.. Clark out of the running with
a broken collarbone, but he has been
as constant as ever in his attendance
at the steeplechase races there. with
undiminished enthusiasm.
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the outside of the crowd. The men.
appeared. to be very excited, and L
suspected some. unpopular candidate
was expected. I:waited for a consider
able time and then + = turned to: a
neighbor and asked him when the
speakers were likely, to arrive You
should have >seen#his look. ::|*=,. Z H.. !. !.
-. what speakers? he asked: I: h. !; !.
'' '.'''Why,''* I said, "$'th speakers who:
are to address this meeting. e Il: *|=5: .Z:
'.M Getting! :, fairly yelled. Meet
ing!' he repeated "as5 ;he4 almost dou..
=bled zllp:S these are the curb:
brokers :..5 M III
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WHY HE DIDN'T KNOW PATIENT
She Had Forgotten How Sickness
CHANCES the Appearance,

She Had Forgotten How Sickness
Changes the Appearance.
*fIs it possible you don't remember
me?' said the healthy, happy-looking
young matron as she stepped up to DR..
Henry Russell, who was aighting from
his carriage in front of patients
door, There was a shade of annoy
ance on the Woman's, face as she
spoke, mingled with a look of graft,
tude. "And to think,''' she. continued
half b sreproac chfully *.y c}u We're the one.
WbaAapfrate1s.on
made me- tale that h orrfd1 ether
called every dayeto ask the other doc
tor how was getting fllong-and still,
you don't know me when you see me
on the street. This is the third time
I have met you and you never even
condescenued to bow
The doctor apolOglzed and said:
Really, I have the best reason in the
world for not knowing you. To be
sure l performed the operation, but
that was the only time I saw you. Do
you realize that patient in bed,
wasted by illness, looks very different
from the recovered patient on the
street? I knew that your eyes and
hair are dark, but that's absolutely the
only description I could give of you
l did not know whether you were a
tall or short woman I did not
know whether you were naturally
plump or slight woman. Neither did
[ know whether you were vivacious
or phlegmatic sort of person. You
must remember that doctor who has
seen you only once or twice in illness
has never seen the real you, but only
a shadow Of yourself New York
Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
THRONES OF RUSSIAN CARS
Priceless Historical Relics at Moscow: of the
House OF Rurik and the Ronanoffs-Out-
ward and Visible Signs of the
Great Slav Nation.

However turbulent the state of Rus
sia may become, the Kremlin at Mos
COW will probably remain in it's at
mosphere of religious and national
mystery free from the attacks of
those who are struggling against the
czar. It is one thing to throw bomb
at grand duke or even assassinate
car, but the casket that contains all
the outward and visible signs of the
Russian nation has so far been free
from the attack Of even the most rad
ical revolutionists.
1t is the very heart Of old Russia,
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impression that the gloomy church
makes.
The basilic of the Archangel Mi
chael is the place of burial of all the
czars of the house of Rurilz. and all
the Romanoff predecessors of Peter
the Great Peter the Great and the
other czars of his line are entombed
in the Cathedral of SIS. Peter and Paul
in st. Petersburg.
This church dates from 1905 There
are forty-scven czars in the sarcophagi
of the church, among them being Ivan
the Terrible. His son. Vassily, called
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Didn't Work.

Mr.. Cleverly-I have a great joke on
my wife. I've just bought her hat
for IS, and had it sent home with a.
SIS price mark on it. She'll never
know the difference! .,>
Mrs. Cleverly Qater) dear,
+ guess 1 would better buy my own
hats after this. L could have done a
good: deal better for $15.< You've been
awfully cheated. Why, I saw this
very same hat in the window with a
IS mark-on-i t.-Detroit Free Press.
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Wasted.

Wasted.
Tess---"May Hoamley is making just
the loveliest hat for herself. Oh, it's
simply the sweetest"
Jess-"Oh, what's the use?. She'll
spoil it,
Tess-''Not at all. She's got it al
most finished and it's perfect"
Jess-"Yes, but I mean she's going
to wear it,
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THR0NE0rZWk CzAR ~1cxD4EL.

and to lay sacrilegious hands on it's
shrines would seem like blow aimed
at the land and not at the bureau
cracy or the government. The Krem-
lin, which is a section of the old town
enclosed by a wall, contains the most
venerated religious and. imperial ~ree-s
ords of the country.
Here are the czars crowned and
married and here in the old castle of
the Kremlin have dwelt emperors
and their families, the boyards and all
the royal retinue. Here are preserved
the thrones Of the rulers, their
crowns, their scepters and all the
outward signs of their power
1t has for this reason happened that
even those who wanted to throw over
the old order forever have not been
allowed to lay hands on the treasures
OF the Kremlin. It is at the main
entrance to this group of buildings
on the hill that the most sacred ikon
of Russia is exhibited in a shrine.
It is the picture Of the Iberian
Mother of God. The chapel in which
it stands was built in 1869, and there
the car goes Immediately on his ar
rival in the Holy City. He makes the
sign of the cross on approaching the
gate, just as any peasant, grand duke
or stranger must do.
1t was this image that was carried
to the frontier when the fortunes of
Russia in the recent war with japan
were at their worst. It is frequently
carried to the homes of the sick in
Moscow in a carriage drawn by six
horses and equipped with lackeys in
livery and bareheaded.
The Cathedral of the ASSUMPTION is
the spot of perhaps the greatest sig
nificance, for there the czars since
1475 have been crowned, and there
are buried nine of the patriarchs Of
the Greek church. The tenth, who
would complete the list, is buried in
the convent in which he lived for
many years.
The cathedral has been burned
down four times and was rebuilt last
in 1872. One of it's wonders is the
shroud Of the Blessed Virgin, with the
veil she wore at the time of her death.
These relics were sent to the Czar
Michael Feodorovitch in 1926 by the
shah of Persia
Then there is the wonderful image
of the Virgin Korsoun, said to have
been made by st. Luke. There is a
ruby worth $4,000 in the crown of the
image, and the jewels in the little
frame are estimated at 100000 in
value.
The dimly lighted interior Of the
church is thick with the odor of in
cense at all times. The smoky air
adds to the mysterious and medieval
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Professors Services Recognized.

After residing: in; Japan. rtwenty:nine
years, Prof. Baelz has returned to his
nome at Stuttgart. He was one OF
: the savants imp by the Japanese
government with the, view of Euro
peanizing the country. For quarter
OF. a century he was professor at the
Toxic university .s Most. Of the prom. Ii,
inent physicians IL Japan are his pl. u.
pills Before bis 6 departure the en-.
peror l)ea . and y his family granted him "a
Special reception and gave him pres.
y %ents and decorati Ions ncludin1,gE, tie
rderzof the Risii1 isz setll,
dom bestowed ~ any o1le
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Sejf-DefenSe,

Didn't you discriminate in favor of
that trust?" asked the indignant quer-
iSt.
"No, SIR" answered the ever ready
railway man. "We had to throw up
our hands and give rebates to keep
galnst,
~ & IT A"'SS:'s'
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
t,IFuII M ea9Ure.

James Whitcomb Riley was looking
over fence on his farm at a field of
rye when a neighbor who was driving
by stopped his horse and asked: =: 4 +. =.
In. "Hu1lo, Mr.. Riley, how's your ryes
doing r. ?' 55s5 5.z55:... ( IN .%
@s.s Fine, fne, replied the poet ) IS S. i.
low much do, you expect to clear
to the acre S.. 0 ..y-s i ..
oh, about. four gallons" answered
Nj RILEY. sobe Succ cess. -
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The Difference of Years.

II don't see why it should surprise
you to find that love you,' said the
elderly gallant.
"But, really, Mr.. Oldbeau,"- replied
the fair girl, 81 always thought you
were an old woman hater."
! "Ah! but am not young woman
hater.''
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Then Henry Said NOTHING.

Henry, I wish you'd saw what a
man brought here this morning."
my dear; you should say seen not
saw"
well, that might suit you better,
but insist on saying saw"
"What did he bring?''
"A load of wood. .'-Houston Post.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Given on the .Spot,

Amachure-"Yes, Pm going to take
a hunting trip, but I need a dog. I'm
looking for some one who will lend
me setter
Wise-"I can give you pointer
Amachure-"Can your
Wise-"Yes; don't co.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
The Main Issue.

Reporter-Here's a Sunday feature
giving full directions on GLOW to
Give Dinner"
Editor-You go back and write an
other giving full directions on how to
get one. We're running this paper for
the masses.
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Plausible.

Plausible.
Belshazzar saw the writing on the
wall above him.
:. "Rrobably my college son is writing
for more money" explained the proud
parent.
Considering the frequency of the
event he gave the matter no further
notice.-Puck.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
The Difference of Years.

II don't see why it should surprise
you to find that love you," said the
elderly gallant.
''But, really, Mr.. Oldbeau,' replied
the fair girl, "I always thought you
were an old woman hater.'
''Ah! but am not young woman
hater"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
The Jumpinu Explained.

Gagley-"I was just watching Mark
ley while he was talking to you. 1t
was so funny the WAY he kept jump
ing up and down. What did he re-
mind you of?''
Borroughs-"Of the $40 I've owed
him since last winter.'
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Not Qualified.

"Say,' said the officeseeker, <you'd
oughter be able ter git me one O.
them there consulships You must of
knoWed I'd want one.'
Sorry replied the political leader,
but there was only one vacancy and
l couldn't give you that because you
can't speak the language'
where was it at?''
"In England"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Grandmother (in
Tauntinq Him,

Taunting Him.
|'The man who put this miserable
cage together,' said the rat in the
trap, forgot to provide the proper
exits. Nobody can deny that
"No," replied the wise old rat on
the outside, there's no getting away
from that
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
ailor-M ade.

7ailor-Made.
''This book says that the hero
squared his shoulders
what did he want to do another
mans work for?'
''What do you mean?"
."His tailor should have done it
for him.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Natural Sequence.

Green-Did you ever hear of an i'm
movable object being struck by an IT.
resistible force?
Brownies.
Green-What was the result?
Brown-Both the women talked
themselves hoarse. Chicago News.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Amonu Those Missinu,"

The football player with the band
aged head was limping over the scene
Of the desperate conflict the next day.
"Fighting the battle over again, are
you?" some one asked him.
mot at ALL he answered, with dig.
nifty. "I'm looking for my ear
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Short and to the Point.

anu GO C1IO
Barber-"Hair cut? Yes, sir. How
will you have it,"
Grouch-"Both short"
Barber-"Er-you mean hair and
beard?"
Grouch-"No, hair and conversa-
tion."
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
A PIodder.

EVERY man should feel satified to
leave we'll enough alone" -
'That's fallacy, No man who feels
that way ever reaches well enough
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Taking No Chances.

81 would rather" declared Miss Ell
derleigh, Give in. hovel with you
than in a palace with another''
*fThat's all right" he replied, *'but
unless your father will give me a good
job in his bank I'm not going on with
the wedding"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Sure of Himself.

0V1C Vd 5I1F11S@ ITs
"1'l1 give you position as clerk to
start with," said the merchant, "and
pay you what you are worth. Is that
satisfactory
ooh, perfectly" replied the college
graduate, t'but-er-do you think the
firm can afford it,"
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Enemies Now.

: Mrs. Brown-What did she say
when you told her that I first met my
husband in one of the big department
stores. !.
Mrs. Green-she said there were
lots of cheap articles picked up in
the big stores. ! =.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-01-20
Pays to be Quick :Witted.

TT has come to Ipy ears remarked
Miss De Playne; that you said my face
would make a. man climb fence"
'"'Yes, that's what I said,'' replied
the diplomatic oonel 'but, of course, I
meant If he. happ4fned to be on the
other side of theafence." ."-stray sto.
ries. >.:~~i55A