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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
The First Lesson.

An Alabama negro who had
spent several years as servant
in a New York family, returning
to his home, attempted to in
struct the members of his fami-
ly in correct usage, especially
in their language. One day at
the table his brother said to
him:
"Gimme some 'lasses, Sam. "
"You mustn't say 'lasses," cor
rected Sam. "You must say mo-
lasses."
"What is you talkin' 'bout?"
grunted his brother. "How's
gwine say mo- 'lasses when l
amt had none YETI"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
LODGE DIRECTORY,

F. & A. M.-Sewanee Lodge, 405; meets
econd Thursday OF each month.
|. 0. 0. F.--1racy City Lodge 1888, meets
second and fourth Saturday OF each month
R. A.1-Mountain council No,377; meets
second and fourth Monday in each month
X. of P.-Bryce Thompson Lodge 30;
meets every Tuesday night.
A. o. U. WINNERS Lodge 70; meets
every first and third Friday night of each
month
U. M. W. OF A., No. 5l0.-Meets every
first and Bird Saturday night in the month
at Miners hall.
F. L. U. Of A. F. of L., No. 1914 Meets
End and 4th Friday sights at Miners halt
U, Q. v. = Meetsyhe second Satnrja~
in each month at O'Clock p M.
in |. o. 0. F. Hall.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
Logical.

The employee had been asked
by the employer to vote the
ticket always voted by the en-
ployer.
owe must have protection for
American industries in order to
be able to compete with the
world" said the employer.
"Does a tariff on wool make
wool more profitable to the sheep
raiser?" queried the employee.
at certainly does"
"And does a tariff on wooden
goods cause local competition
and thereby cheaper the price of
the wooden goods we buy?"
CHATS the idea exactly" said
the employer, "You catch on
beautifully"
"And why doesn't a tariff on
raw wool induce competition and
make the price of raw wool
cheaper?" queried the cmploye.
'Look here!" shouted the ex-
asperated employer. "If you
are going to be one of them blam-
ed socialists you'll have to look
for another job"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
Pain From a Burn Promptly Re-
lieved by Chamberlain Pain
Balm

A little child of Michael
Strauss, of Vernon, Conn, was
recently in great pain from a
burn on the hand, and as cold APP
plicatipns q O. &C ipcreased the iry'
ffainniasio n;sMr. Strauss came "a
Mr.. James N. Nichols, a local
merchant, for something to stop
the pain. MIR. Nichols says: 81
advised HIM to use Chamberlain's
Pain Balm, and the first applica-
tion drew out the inflammation
and gave immediate relief. |
have used this liniment myself
and recommend it very often for
cuts, burns, strains and lame
back, and have never known it to
disappoint." For sale (,y Dor
ris & Cheek.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
AMONG THE CHURCHES.
G. P. CHURCH.
Sunday School at $50.

G. P. CHURCH.
Sunday School at 800
BAPTIST
Sunday school at 0 :45.
CHRISTIAN.
Sunday school every Sunday morning
Prayer meeting every Wednesday night.
Preaching every fourth Sunday.
M. E. CHURCH, SOUTH.
Preaching every Sunday morning and
night, Rev. j. B. Jordan pastor. Sunday
school every Sunday morning. Prayer
meeting every Wednesday night.
ROMAN CATHOLIC.
Services the fourth Sunday in each
month. Mass and sermon 10 a. m. Ser.
mon and benedictions p. M. Sunday
school every Sunday. Paulist Fathers, OF
Hundred Oaks, Winchester, in charge.
CHRIST CHURCH, (Episcopal,)
Rev. W. II, DuBose, priest in charge;
l.. E. Hubbard, assistant. Morning and
evening service with sermon each Sunday
at ii a. m. and 7:45 p. m. respectively.
Holy communion on first Sunday in the
month at II a. m. Sunday School at . 80
a, m.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
Great Scheme.

When the young husband
reached home he opened the par
eel he was carrying and display
ed a number of placard, some of
which read "For Show" and 9TH
ers "For Use."
"There.'' he exclaimed tri-
umphantly. 81 hatter myself
that / have at last solved the
problem"
"Solved the problem !" his
wife repeated. "What in the
world do you intend to do with
those cards2"
81 am going to give them to
you,n he replied, $50 that you
can put them on the various sofa
cushions about the house."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
Chamberlaih's Cough Remedy Acts
on Natures Plan.

The most successful medicines
are thosef that aid nature.
Chamberlaln's Cough Remedy
acts on thisi plan. Take it when
you have aeold and it will allay
the cough, yelieve the lungs, aid
expectoraton, open the secre-
ton and aid nature in restoring
the system to healthy eondi-
ton. Thousands have yhtiied
to lis, sunsrier. excel Do a
--Counteracts any tendeh e Liza
cold to result in PNEUMONIA.
Price 25 cents. Large size so
cents. For sale by Doris &
Cheek.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
WAS A VERY SICK BOY.
But Cured by Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy

"When my boy was two years
old he had a very severe attack
of bowel complaint, but by the
use of Ohamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
we brought him off all right"
says Maggie HickoX, of Midland,
Mich. This remedy can be de-
pended upon in the most severe
cases Even cholera infantum
is cured by it. Follow the plain
printed directions and a cure is
certain. For sale by Doris d
Cheek.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

bility of the present incumbents.
For United States senators, John
T. Morgan and Edmund w.
Pettus had no opposition. For
alternate United States senator,
Joseph F. tombstone, John Fl.
Bankhead and John A. Knox are
in the lead"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

there was any chance Of safety.
None" said the captain, Gun
less the ship is lightened of some
of its passengers" whereupon
Xerxes, turning to the Persians,
exclaimed, snow is the time to
show your loyalty to your king,
for on you my safety depends. {"
And without word the we'll
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

An Associated Press dispatch
from Montgomery, Ala, says:
The democrats of Alabama today
elected state officers by prima-
ny and also voted for two candi-
dates for United States senator.
Owing to the great age of pres
emit senators from Alabama, who
had no opposition to reelection,
two candidates for alternates
were voted for. These alter
mates will be appointed by the
governor or elected by the legis-
iature in case of death or disa-
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

ture-you will find that you are a
growing power among people.
Luck, health and happiness will
attend you. Strength, stimula-
tioG, courage and hope will
awaken in those with whom you
associate. You will become a
power for food. Make yourself
before you attempt to make
others.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

trained courtiers made obeisance
and leaped into the sea. Thus
unburdened, the ship arrived at
the land, whereupon Xerxes pre-
sented the captain with a COL
den crown for having saved the
kings life and then ordered his
head cut off for having caused
the death of SO many noble Per-
slams.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
Greek Hufnor.

When, after Salamis, Xerxes
was in full flight for Asia and
the overcrowded vessel, SO the
story ran, was laboring in the
storm Xerxes, getting frighten-
ed, asked the captain whether
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

The coroner IN fffifadefphia
now says that Frank d. Nipple,
late president of the Real Estate
Trust company, that failed, COM
mitted suicide by blowing out
his brains. 1t was reported at
the time that Nipple died from
heart failure. The coroner says
he suppressed the truth for fear
of a run on the banking institu-
tions.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

The situation in Cuba is said
to be growing more serious.
There are thousands of armed in
surgents throughout the island,
and some claim that the Palma
government is doomed.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

In the South Carolina demo-
cratic primaries M. F. Ansel was
nominated for governor and }.
Fraser Lyons for attorney gener-
al. The dispensary law suffered
reverses and the new legislature
will probably be against that
plan.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

A committee of the American
Bar association has framed a uni
form divorce law. This will be
presented to the divorce congress,
which meets in Philadelphia No
vember II.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
Condensed News.

Edward Heating, managing
editor of the Denver News, was
elected president of the inter
national league of press clubs in
session at Denver.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

A Terre Haute, Ind, dispatch
says that the Standard Oil trust
is seeking to extend its domain
SO that it may control the pro-
duction of alcohol in the United
States. This dispatch says that
a price has been set on every dis
tillery in Peoria, ILL.,, and the in
dications are that the control
will soon pass into the hands of
the oil trust.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13
Rainfall.

Rain is, as we all know, the
moisture OF the atmosphere, con-
densed into drops large enough
to fall with perceptible velocity
to the earth. The variations in
the sizes of the drops is depen-
dent upon the difference in the
height from which they have fall
len and to the amount of atmos-
pheric disturbance present at
the times If they fall from great
heights the drops suffer gradual
division into smaller and smaller
parts until they are at last con-
verted into mists. During calm
weather, with the clouds near
the earth's surface, the drops are
apt to be large and heavy. The
formation of rain is in general a
continuation of an enlargement
OF the processes by which clouds
and fogs are formed. The depo-
sition of moisture depends upon
the cooling of the atmosphere,
but concerning the precise pro-
cess by which the cooling is eff
fected various opinions are en-
tertained even among those who
have made meteorology a life
study. In considering the mat
ter we have deduced our reckon
ings from what is considered the
best authority on the subject.
From this it appears that the
temperature of given mass of
warm air, is lowered in the ordi-
nary course of atmospheric phe-
nomena by one or the other of
the processes mentioned in the
following: By radiation to the.
cold sky, by radiation to the
neighborhood masses of clouds.
or the cold ground, by mixture
with cool air or by the absorption
OF heat in the expansion Of as
cending columns of air. What
ever the process may be, one
thing is sure-the cooling must
take place before the moisture
VIII collect into drops of sufici.
ent size to cause them to fall
from the mass Of vapor in which
the constituent parts have been
floating.
City Man (carpingly)-Whew'
but it's hot! am told that the
mercury frequently stands at ITO
IN the shade here.
Farmer Summerboard (cheer-
ing'y)-Weil, you don't halter
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

Paul A. Stensland, president
of the Milwaukee Avenue State
bank, Chicago, who has been a
fugitive from justice, was traced
to Tangiers, Morocco, by report
er for the Chicago Tribune. He
was placed under arrest, but is
fighting extradition.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

An Associated Press dispatch
under date of Chicago, August
81, says: ''Ten indictments,
containing 6,42S counts, were re-
turned against the Standard Oil
company today by the first and
second grand juries before Judge
Bethea in the United States cir
cult court. The indictments are
all in connection with the grant
ing of rebates. The maximum
penalty in case of conviction is
$4,000 on each count, or a pos
sible aggregate Of $3.50, DOC"
Edward Rosewater, editor Of
the Omaha Bee, died suddenly of
heart disease at Omaha, Neb,, on
the night of August 80. Mr..
Rosewater was a prominent can
didate for the nomination for
United States senator before the
republican convention, which
met recently at Lincoln, Neb.
His defeat was a great disap-
pointment to him, and it is be-
lieved that the worry coupled
with over-exertion in his cam
paign for senator brought about
his death.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

City Man (carpingly)-Whew'
but it's hot' | am told that the
mercury frequently stands at ITO
in the shade here.
Farmer Summerboard (cheer-
ing'y)-Weil, you don't halter
stay IN the shade, We know.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1906-09-13

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03
, Mrs. CANDIDATES.
! MISTAKE =. =. :.

Mrs, Candidate felt that at last
field sufficiently large for her activ-
tiles was opening up before her.
Candidate had been nominated for
congress, and thenceforward her en-
ergies should be conserved and de-
voted TO his interests.
George, she said to him a few
days later. II have resigned from
the Cooking Club"
The announcement was made with
a solemnity that brought smile TO
Candidates face.
That was an important step,
Matte" he said; but why did you
take it?"
Your question rather surprises
me, George" said his wife. pompous-
ly. II should think that the reason
would Immediately suggest itself TO
you, in view of-of-well, recent
events"
Candidates amusement increased.
by recent events you mean my
nomination. suppose. Mattie2" he
asked, now grinning broadly.
Certainly" she replied, in tone
which seemed to at once commiser-
ate and forgive his denseness.
you see, George" she continued.
carefully pasting complimentary
newspaper clippings into his scrap
book, with my change OF sphere
my tastes are undergoing a change. "
Mine are not. Matte" said her
husband, with a laugh, "and l must
say that your work IN the Cooking
Club has been credit to You"
Mrs. Candidate did not acknowl-
edge the compliment; In fact. she
was not pleased.
u know perfectly well, George.
what your ideals for woman are. "
said his wife. loftily; but, as you
know. have different standards.
and while I deplore your lack Of
sympathy. ] think that I can act up
10 them and not be quite a-well. a
failure"
Candidate was In no mood for a
contest. He was still smiling over
his recent victory.
When ! withdrew from the club
| frankly stated by reasons" con-
tinued his wife.
Candidate looked uneasy. His
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03

me- orief as a tale is told. what
can man do without the ahid,rc
Iod? Mans ship is usefu, op,v
"neh 1t is filled and swept forward
oy Gods trade winds; mans engine
serves only when IL is driven NV
GODS lightnings; mans wheels turn
round only when they are pounded
upon by the rivers current. NAME
in'ellect needs the impact OF Gods
puth' man to do good work mus+
see the heavens open and Christ
standing by the throne of God This
VISION OF the eternal God who can
carry on his work makes the taller
equal TO any task. I'VE are two >"
SAID Mahomet's servant. looking
uown on the splendor Of Damascus.
Nay we are three. for God is with
us o what comfort in this for the
tired worker. That the temple Is
GODS and that he will raise up an
other builder 10 carry up the walls
and crown II with flashing dome. II
God is, then all events are well
What cares the babe for the black
ness and the wild storm II only the
mother holds IL to her bosom and
croons the hymn OF peace. And in
the hour when the world reels be-
meath his feet, frail man becomes al
most omnipotent in thought that be-
meath the world are the everlasting
arms. o, thou God of love and
GODDESS and guidance! Our hearts,
our hopes, our prayers, our tears
our faith, triumphant over fears. are
all with thee. are all with thee
Thou armest man for exploits
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03
4 Year Of Blood.

The year 1908 will Ions be re-
membered in the home Of p. n
Tacket, Of Alliance. KY, as a year
of blood which flowed so coplously
from Mr. Hacket's lungs that death
seemed very near He writes: Sc
we're bleeding from the lungs and a
frightful cough had brought me at
deaths door. when began taking
DR.. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption. with the astonishing result
that after taking four bottles was
completely restored and as time has
proven permanently cured" Guar
anteed for sore lungs. coughs and
colds, at ]. c. Perry's drug store.
Price soc and S1.00. Trial bottle
free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03
Her Methods in Politics
Are Not Appreciated
by Her Husband
by Adele Burleson

wife's frankpess was frequently EN-,
barrassing to him.
II told the members that since
the--the convention felt called to
higher things; that cookery might
suit them. but that T."
Great guns, Matte" broke In her
husband, glaring at her. Are you
aware that the wives of the most in
fluential men in town belong to that
clube"
Certainly. George, said Mrs. Can.
didate. sharply; hut there is now
a great difference between us. and |
told them plainly that recognized
that difference and"
Candidate made a desperate effort
to control himself
Am 10 understand. Matte" he
interrupted that You really made
that ridiculous statement TO those
ladies'"
WIS NHWAlNdAf lNNhNu SANl AltN
but she answered with some temper:
"And II I did it's not so very dread
ful!"l
Dreadful" echoed her enraged
husband. Are you aware that every
woman in that club is married to a
man who has a vote. and that I am
not elected YETI"
As her offense became clear TO her
Mrs Candidate, in her agitation,
overturned the paste bottle and
wrung her hands
"Oh. Georgel" she exclaimed,
my whole idea was 20 help YOU by
doing something more important
than Just cooking"
Matte" exclaimed the desperate
politician, motaphorically fixing her
with his long forennger. "if you don't
abandon your crazy notion that you
can advance my political fortunes by
your interference YOU must make up
your mind 90 spend the balance OF
your life on the head waters of Salt
rtyer"
Mrs. Candidate rubbed at her tears
with sticky fingers, and said. be-
tween her sObs:
"Won, George. III try 10 do bet
ter, but really don't think that
I've made quite as many mistakes
as your claim
hut her voice fell upon empty
space. for Candidate. with wild
! light In his eyes. had vanished.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03


fBy Rev. Newell Dwight Hillis.)
Faith is a gigantic force 1t drives
more than half of the machinery of
ME- The doubt of eternal justice is
accompanied by failing strength for
man. Faith is the soul in motion.
ca far from being an anodyne to
rest it is a tonic to work. OF all
virtues. 1t is the most practical
Nv faith the mariner sails the seas.
Through mist and fog, trusting to
his needle and the hidden star. BY
faith the merchant consigns rich
stuffs to a purchased beyond the
seas. by faith the inventor tolls up-
on his model seeing afar off the day
when his engine will tighten every
load: by faith the reformer labors
on. foreseeing a day when every fet-
ter shall fall; by faith we buy, by
faith we sell, by faith we ride, trust
ling life to an engineer whom we do
not know. trusting goods to a captain
whom we have not seen. BY faith
men marry and women are given in
marriage; by faith the mother looks
beyond the babes helplessness.
ignorance, and folly toward the
strength and the wisdom of youth.
BY faith parents send their children
out into an world to make fortune
and fame. BY faith the youth aspires
struggles, and as last achieves. BY
faith old age lies down to sleep, and
wakens into an eternal morn What
has faith not done? What can 1t not
do? II has lent the bloom to pic
lures, aspiration to cathedrals,
pathos TO music, sweetness TO love,
and Wilderness TO life. In religion,
faith means confidence in great,
dear Unseen Friend, who doth all
things we'll
Marvellous, therefore, the inter-
lacing of the two worlds-one, seen
by reason and sense, and the other
realized by the inner eye. that is
the bliss of solitude. Athens had
two cities-down in the plain was
the city OF work, with shops. OK carts,
plows. and hoes; on the hillside were
the shops where men bought and
sold. But the crags above were
crowned with temples, where beauty
and worship had their home. Oft
In the hours OF tumult and strife.
when the workers feared the coming
Of enemies, they turned their
thoughts upward toward the Par
thenon and drank in the beauty OF
Athena's face, and her calm, white
hand seemed TO fall upon the brow.
to allay the fear. and breathe peace
TO the frightened workingmen.
Greek culture and character repre-
sented the interplay Of the upper
and the lower city. So II is that
mans life OF work and invisible life
Of faith and worship are knitted to-
gether. The inventor, the states
man, not less than the saint and the
martyr. endure, as seeing God, who
is invisible.
Fulfilling this brief and troubled
career, man, frail as a reed, mans
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03

II Is really one OF the most won
derful tonics for developing the hg-
ure and soothing the nerves ever Of
fered to the American people. Hol-
listers Rock Mountain Tea or Tab
lets, 35c. Dr. Stones Store
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03
He Went.

Mrs. Gaysett (after every other
means has failed.)-I've named my
new saddle horse for you. Mr.. An
kerd.
Mr.. -Hah-As-deuced
fattered. really
Miss Gaysett-Yes, it's so dread
fully hard 20 make him go.-Puck.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03

nyer !: hair Vieor, new improved formu,s-
= genuine hair-food. IL feeds, nour.
lsnes' ouilds up, strengthens, invisor.
aIes' Inc hair grows more rapidly. keeps
sol. ano smooth, and all dandruff disap.
pears. pears Give your hair a good hsir.food.
the color oftbsI Snshee &c. Aver &C. 4.
~ netI, Lowell. MAse
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03
HOTEL OREGON

CfnE OF nos0nth ano DtafA otfe~tts
Portland, 0ssgon
The new and modern hotel Of the eng
Caters psFtieulhEly 10 reaideats of ei~
lem sbd other 0Fsgcn sitisa Ensopeen
plaza FREE bus Rates tl.o0 per ds.T
and upward Handsowsst gFlIl IN 10
West, and prices ~ low a IL plasss
les attrassiva Daily Capital Journfa
os ala
WRIGHT. MT.DIcKENsoM MoxKE. 90.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-11-03

As advantageously at our meat mar
ket as the older folks We give the
most careful attention 10 all orders.
and soll none but the best OF meats.
y. q. CROSS,
State street Market Phone 2Of
Daily Kennebec journal., 1906-03-05
TIE CARELESS GROCER
Blundere.I, and Great Good Came Of II

A careless grocer left the wrong
package ut Michigan home one day
and thereby brought a great blessing
to the household.
Two years ago | was a sufferer from
stomach trouble so acute that the
effort to digest ordinary food gave me
great pain, and brought on 4 condition
OF such extreme nervousness that +
could not be lcft alone I thought |
should certainly become insane. l was
50 reduced i'll flesh that 1 was little
better than living skeleton. The doe
tors failed to give me relief and l de-
SPARED of recovery
one day our groceryman left pack
age of Grape Nuts food by mistake.
so | tried a dish for dinner. | was sur
p1lSed TO find that it satisfied my appe-
lie and gave me no distress whatever.
The next meal I ate of it again, and to
be brief, | have lived for the past year
almost exclusively on Grape Nuts. 1t
mas proved to be a most healthy and
appetlzing food. perfectly adapted to
the requirements of my system.
1T is not only easily digested and
asslmilated itself, but find that since I
nave been using it | am able to eat
anything else my appetite fancies.
without trouble from Indigestion. The
stomach trouble and nervousness have
ieft me, l have regained my plumpness
ana my views of life are no longer de-
spchdent and gloomy. Other members
Oh my family, especially my husband
t"hose old enemy the heartburn has
oeen Vanquished) have also derived
great benefit from the use of Grape
NUTS food and we think no morning
meal complete without it." Name Civ
en- by Postum Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
Ihere's a reason. Read the little
book, The Road to Wellville," in pkgs.