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, 1906-06-15
Whittier's Good Wishes.

A young woman once sat at a
clearinghouse table beside a re-
served and awkward country boy
whom she delighted to tease. When
she left she asked hin TO write in her
autograph album. The poem which
John G. Whittier wrote there, and
which has Just been published for the
first time. stands as a warning tc
other young ladies' that she who
laughs first at a seemingly dumb
rountryman may be herself laughed e.
many years later. The quaint con
Gluding stanza is:
THY life-may nothing vex it.
Thy years be not a few,
Ard at thy final exit
May the devil miss his due"
Boston Transcript.
, 1906-06-15
AS THEY ARE TOLD.
Native Servants in India Interpret. Or
ders Much Tro Literally.

Native Servants in India Interpret. Or
ders Much Tro Literally.
Native servants 10 India have the
gSuerally desirable thought sometimes
i~nconvenient virtue of the Chinese
doing exactly as they are told. The
trouble is that they seldom use juds'
ment.
Lord Roberts, during a campaign In
India. had ordered his man to pre-
pare his bath at a certain hour. One
day a fierce engagement was going on
but the servant made his way through
a storm of bullets and appeared at the
commanders side.
"Sahib." said he, your bath is
ready"
Even a better story comes from an
unknown soldier, who was awakened
one morning by feeling the servant
of a brother officer pulling at his foot
"Sahib," whispered the man-"sa
nib, what am l to do? My master
told me to wake him at half-past 6
but he did not go - bed till T."
, 1906-06-15

You can always find the Wyoming
delegation in the firing line when the
interests of their constituents are in
jeopardy and now Congressman Mon
dell has again added to his laurels in
the house, experimenting Senator
Warren's able address in behalf of the
western stock producers with a Witty
and brilliant speech which held up to
ridicule the exaggerated criticisms of
packing house methods promulgated by
those fnicky n representative citi-
zens who receive as gospel truth the
wild stories of the yellow press.
, 1906-06-15
How to Best Acquire a LANGUAGE

The best way to study a language
md to learn its grammar is to begin
with sentences, not with single words.
The unit of speech is the sentence, and
we cannot fix an exact meaning to a
word until we see it in a sentence
When once a sufficient nun.
Der of sentences has been "assimilat
ed" 1t will be easy to analyze them
into their component parts, and to
show the relations that these bear 10
one another.
, 1906-06-15
canada's Coming Navy.

An arrangement has been made with
England, whereby a number of trading
ships will be kept in Canadian waters
and Canada is to pay the cost Of main
tanning them. Heretofore England has
borne the cost of defending Canada
with forts and guns and ships of war
The best and least expensive way to
defend the system against attacks of
disease is to keep strong and well forti-
fed by an occasional dose of Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. For SO years
it has been proving its wonderful merit
as a health maker and keeper, so that
you need have no hesitarcv in taking
1t, as the weakest stomach can easily
retain 1t. 1t is a specific remedy for
poor appetite, S ur risings, flatulency,
heartburn, ~costiveness. dyspepsia, in
digestion, female ills or malaria, fever
and ague. Don't fail to try it.
, 1906-06-15
UTAH BERRIES, 15o PER BOX, AT
THE LARAMIE GROCERY co. 259t2
Artists Aim Was Perfection.

When Hogarth was almost at the
height of his fame he painted an in.
terror which was somewhat severely
criticised by a friend. The artist &C
knowledged the business of the criti
cism, and when his frank friend had
left the studio he took a sharp knife,
deliberately cut the anvas in two, and
then threw the pieces into the coal
%scuttle. There they were found the
following day by n of the maids,
who took the pieces home.
, 1906-06-15

The Cheyenne Tribune says that dan
delions ought to be put under a ban
and the ban nailed down, 1t would
take more than that to hold the tar
axacum taraxacum of Laramie.
, 1906-06-15

A Paris reporter offered John ID.
Rockefeller 1000 for a fifteen minute
interview and John declined! The ten
der was made on the superstition that
Rockefeller's income is $4,000 an hour.
, 1906-06-15

People who have left footprints OF
the sands of time" did not wear them
selves out worrying over the incense
quential things of life.
, 1906-06-15
Desert Land, Final Proof-Notice for
Publication.

Publication.
United States Land Office, Cheyenne,
Wyo., May 20, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that
ANNETTE CHRISTIANSON,
of Grant, Laramie County, Wyo., has
filed notice of intention to make proof
on her desert-land claim No. 443S, for
the E Y NE u Sec. 8, NV u NV u
Sec. 8, TIP. 81 N, R 10 W., before
Francis ]. Banner, U. S. commissioner
District of Wyoming, at Owen, Wyo,
on Monday, the End day of July, 1906.
She names the following witnesses to
prove the complete irrigation and re-
clamation of said land:
Rudolph Henke and Chris Christian
son, of Grant, Wyo., George Stewart
and Owen Carroll, of Wheatland, Wyo.
m31je3O w. e. CHAPLIN, Register.
, 1906-06-15

A juvenile philosopher delivered him
self as follows: IT'S a bad thing to be
a good boy when you're young, Peo-
pie think you're going to keep it up
and then they're disappointed. Better
be a bad boy and turn out well. It's
better to surprise folks than to dis
appoint them.'
, 1906-06-15

A New York paper sent a cablegram
to Bryan in Dresden which was re-
turned with the explanation, Party
not known here"
, 1906-06-15

President Roosevelt gives 1t out that
he does not intend to interfere in party
factional contests in Iowa or any other
state.
, 1906-06-15
COUNT UP THE COST.

II doesn't cost but little more to buy
the best farm machinery, and in the
long run the best is always the cheap
est. Aside from this fact think of the
pleasure Of working with a machine or
tool, that can always be relied IN. We
carry the best line of farm implements
and tools on The market. 1t will pay
you to investigate our claims.
Let us fill your order for Rock
Springs and Hanna coal.
COAL CO..
, 1906-06-15
Smallest Horse.

California is said to have the smai-
lest horse in the world. It is only
twenty-five inches high and weighs
seventy pounds when shod.
, 1906-06-15

IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP
YOUR cHILDREN'S CHESTS AND
LUNGS, BUY AN IRISH MAIL AT
HOLIDAYS.
, 1906-06-15

Mrs. Nelson, and captain HeaVey ana
Miss Morse. After the program, re
freshments will be served and dancing
will follow until IL o'clock.
The baccalaureate sermon by Rev,
A. C. Hogbin will take place promptly
at $3.50, Sunday. in the auditorium.
Curator Reed and Herbert Kennedy
will leave Sunday for the fossil fields
at Alcova. They will go overland and
prospect on the way.
John Jones and Fred McDermott
tied in the ticket selling contest fol
the. cadet ball.
Miss Morse is expected to arrive
in Laramie tomorrow.
Miss Meader left today for Fairfield
Neb.
Miss Downey went to Chicago today
where she will attend the summer
school of the Chicago university and
pursue her studies for the degree OF
Phi. ID.
Prof. Trumbull left today for the
south. On returning he will visit the
Yellowstone park and make a study OF
the geological formations of hat coun
try.
Miss Evans went to Cheyenne yes.
terday.
All books are to be returned to the
library this week.
Miss Genevieve Griffin of Cheyenne
is visiting with Miss Langheldt this
week.
Mr.. Broadhurst, a former university
student, is here for the cadet bali.
go
Prof. Merz will leave tonight for Den
yer. He will teach at the Denver uni
versity this summer.
Miss Morrow of Cheyenne is in Lar
annie and will attend the cadet ball to-
night.
A complete edition of Bill Nye's
works was added to the library this
week.
Miss Alice Rice will graduate from
the normal department with this years
class.
Frank Smith is transplanting flower.
ing plants from the green mouse to The
campus this week.
Prof. Buffum went to Denver last
night.
az AIN ouhSo hcu Dull
falo yesterday, where she has been
teaching this winter.
Miss Case has resigned her position
as Prof. Buffum's stenographer, her
resignation to take effect after the
close of this years work.
State Examiner Henderson and his
assistant, Mr.. Mallin, have been here
this week looking over the secretary's
books.
The cadet ball will take place at
the gymnasium tonight. There will be
a concer from s to 9 o'clock by the
Fort Russell orchestra, and then dane.
ing will follow till 2 O'Clock. The
gymnasium has been artisticalIy dec
Grated for the occasion, and all the
societies of the university are repre-
scented by flags n banners.
Miss Boeke will leave tomorrow for
her home at Sheridan, for the sum-
mer.
H. H. Price is on the sick list this
week.
Stephen n Sheridan Downey ar
rived in Laramie Wednesday. Stephen
expects to work this summer.
The Bellies Lettres held a special
meeting Wednesday.
Miss Rena Elias and Miss Guild. a
sister of Robert Guild. arrived in Lar
annie last night to attend the cadet
ball.
Walter Doyle left yesterday for
Idaho, where he will spend the sum-
mer.
, 1906-06-15

SPOON HOOKS, 15c EACH, AT
HOLIDAYS.
, 1906-06-15
No Artificial E.meralds.

The artificial production of emeralds
is declared to be impossible by Prof.
verneuill, the first creator of rubies.
, 1906-06-15
woMEN's NEGLECT
SUFFERING THEs PENALTY
Health Thus Lost Is Restored by Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

How many women do you know who
are perfectly well and strongP We
hear every day the same story over and
over again. Il do not feel well l am
SO tired all the time ~
, 1906-06-15

IF YOU WANT A REFRIGERATOR,
SEE OUR PORCELAIN LINED, AT
THE LARAMIE GROCERY CO. 259t2
, 1906-06-15
The Test of COURAGE

She, you men are such towards"
He. "Anyhow, n of us married you
, 1906-06-15
UNION PACIFIC TINE TABLE.

West Bound.
In effect at the Laramie station At
the present time:
, 1906-06-15

Prof. Trumbull left today for the
south. On returning he will visit the
Yellowstone park and make a study of
the geological formations of that coun-
try
, 1906-06-15

Miss Downey went to Chicago today,
where she will attend the summer
school of the Chicago university and
pursue her studies for the degree of
Phi. ID.
, 1906-06-15

Walter Doyle left yesterday for
Idaho, where he will spend the sum-
mer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27
GOOD RACES AT
nOOLULU PARK

The Hawaii jockey club is going to
have a big race meet on Washington
birthday at Hoolulu park race track.
A number of the best horses on the
island of Hawaii have been entered
for the races, and if the weather is
fair some good sport and a great time
is promised. 1t is expected that there
will be representatives in the races
from the Woods ranch, the Parker
ranch, the Robt. Hines ranch. and
some of the ranches in Kau in addition
to the horses from Hilo. All the horses
entered in the races of January 1 will
be on the program and many in addi-
ton, The tr@>h will be in frst-class
condition: the horses are in training
for the event and will be at their best
The events will be all running races
three-eights, five-eights, three-quarter
and mile
A big crowd is expected. Being on
Thursday it will be convenient for
many to go up by the Kinau, arriving
Wednesday and returning Friday.
The club has a membership represent
tative of all parts of the island; it
owns Hoolulu park and has for it's OBJ
ject to encourage the breeding of
horses on the island, and gives partic-
ular attention to island bred horses.
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LAST
TO CHALLENGE

The air is full of fight talk and most
anyone who can put up his hands is
issuing a challenge nowadays.
The latest seeker after fistfc fame
is James Cooper, a half white boy and
the scalp that he is DESTROYS of annex.
ing is the flaming topknot of "Jeems'
McFadden.
These two hooked up some time ago
and fought four rounds, no decision
beng given. Cooper thinks that he
can win by the Knockout route if he
gets another chance at his old cp-
ronent.
McFadden on being told that Cooper
wanted to box him said he was will
ing to accommodate him and anyone
else in the Territory, at $50 pounds.
It'll fight all the dubs that are
shootin' off their mouts." We're Mr. Me
Fadden's exact words and he uttered
them as if he meant what he said.
Sullivan an Huihui both did their
usual work yesterday. the latter holding
forth at the Myrtle boathouse, where
he will henceforward train.
The wild Swan" is to be given a
chance to try his wings at the APP
preaching SUGGEST and will probably
go on with Brown. a pugilistic tar Of
the U. S. S Iroquois. There is said
to be some doubt about Big Bill Lang
keeping his date with Dave Makaena
on the 3rd. This is too bad, as local
ring-goers would like to have 9notEer
look at the husky bluejacket in the
Yi1
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27
YACHT CLUB Is
SOON TO MEET

The annual meeting of the Hawaii
Yacht Club will be held next Wednes-
day evening at 7:30 o'clock. The meet
ing will be followed by a banquet.
The principal business of the meet
ing will be the election of officers for
the ensuing year and, with the trans
Pacific yacht race at hand, it is emf
nentiy desirable that the right men be
elected to the various positions.
1t is the custom of the club - elect
new commodore every year and those
who have served in this capacity in the
past are: 7. w. Hebron, c. w. Mae
farlane. H. E. Cooper, and the present
commodore. H. E. Picker. The pres
ent vice-commodore is George F. Rem
ton.
The club has had a very successful
year from every standpoinr and Com
modore Picker, by his enthusiastic in
terest and active participation in
yachting. has given a stimulation to
the sport which is sadly needed.
Chester w. Capin, who is at present
staying at the Moana Hotel, is one OF
the best-known yachtsmen in the
States. He owns the Azara. a bronze
boat Of 90 tons and 113 feet long. The
Azara is an auxiliary three masted
schooner.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27
HARVEY CHASE
BACK AGAIN

Harvey Chase, one of Honolulu's old
time sports. is back in town again,
having arrived recently from the Coast
with load of mules. He has been alb
sent from the Territory for long
time and has been located mostly in
San Francisco.
Chase was well-known among the
young bloods a few years ago, when
money was not so tight as it is now
He managed several resorts and never
failed to provide entertainment for his
patrons. His penchant for games Of
chance was remarkable and he was
ever ready to bet on anything from =
horse-race to when it would rain.
Harvey is walking about with the
back of his skull done up in sticking
plaster. Before leaving San Francisco
he was waylaid one night and beaten
into a state of insensibility with
black jack or some similar weapon
His injuries necessitated a stay in the
hospital for some time.
Chase says that he finds things HreTty
dull here and opines that it viii be
him for the Coast before very long
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j.. . SPORTS
kAHUNAS
AND SPORT

The coming fight between Dick Sulli
van and Bill Huihui is attracting grea
attention among the natives, for Hui
| hui is one of their own people, ant
, whenever he goes into the ring they
are all down on him to the last mea
| ticket.
| Yesterday a native, evidently look
| ing for information, came to Huihu1
! and told him that he had dreamed
| that he would have three fights with
| Sullivan, the first of which would be
| a draw, the second a defeat for him
and the third a victory.
The native places much faith in
dreams when he is going to make
bet 1t is the same when he plays che
ia. If dreams went out of existence
the che-fa bankers would suffer d great
ISi4ss
#The local kahunas do a roaring bust
hess before a prize-fight in Honolulu.
They are consulted by scores of ma
tives who intend to wager money on
the contest and who are anxious to get
ar occult tip as to the winners 1t is
the same with a baseball game. when
sports or any games that can be bet
on are coming thickly, the kahuna eX-
periences a very busy time.
The kahuna is wise in his generation
and makes a good thing out of it. In
matters of sporting consultations he
valves the time-honored remuneration
pig gin and white rooster, and won't
take thing until his judgment has
been vindicated or otherwise.
A man will approach a kahuna and
ask him who is going to win the COM
ing fight.
How much are you going to bet?"
asks the man or woman of mystery.
Ten dollars may be the answer.
THE haole will win advises the
kahuna, when you get your money,
bring me three dollars
The kahuna of course makes the
rankest kind of a guess al the result
and stands to win everything with
nothing to lose. If his tip has been
wrong he suffers damage to his repu-
tation to some extent but this can be
easily explained away.
If, on the other hand, he happens to
hit the mark, he will get his money,
sure, for the native doesn't live who
dares deceive or disobey a kahuna.
Sometimes an INSCRIPTIONS kahuna
will alternate his tip and by so doing
makes certain of a cleanup. It's a
case of heads I win and tails you
lose" for he has an ace in the hole
and gets his going or coming. There
is little fear of his trickery being ex-
posed for ''kahuna business is kept
dark and father and son may be con-
sulting the same kahuna on the same
subject without either being aware of
the fact.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27
USED sEAWEED AS FUEL.

For nearly three weeks she lived
without fire. Again and again she
tried to make fire by rubbing sticks
together. as she had heard of savages
doing. but she failed and she was in
despair Eating raw fish and chew
ing on the roots of unknown plants
that she found began to pail upon her,
and she determined to have fire at any
cost. She hunted the island over for
stones that would make sparks when
she struck them together, and finally
on the beach she found two large
pieces of flint. 1t took two days for her
TO set fire to a little bunch of dried
cotton like pulp from a weed she found
and then she blew and famed it into
a fame and fed it constantly.
The evening that she got fire she
was happy, and she declares that she
believed her battle won. Wood was
scarce but she resorted to dragging
seaweed from the lagoon and leaving
it to dry on the beach, and over the
burning sea weed she piled wet sea-
weed and kept a great smudge burn
ing at the highest point of the island
Mons-the lion-kept her from be-
coming desperate from loneliness. but.
after a month he became dangerous.
The diet of raw fish. and oysters. and
pieces of sea gull did not suit him
And then followed the widest adven-
ture of all.
Lfela was sleeping. It was near
morning. for the stars were beginning
10 grow dim and the roseate light was
showing in the east when the girl was
or-o1yape5 bv a Stra ese SuffOcating
sense of danger. In an instant she was
on her feet. Days before she had pre-
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GOOD SPORT
PROMISED

Two exceptionally good games of as
/ ISOLATION football are scheduled for this
/ afternoon and should draw the biggest
crowd that has hitherto attended any
"socker' contest this season.
The first game, commencing at 2:SO
o'clock. will be between the Punahous
and the Diamond Heads. The Diamond
! Heads are at the bottom of the league
SO far, but the eleven may be expected
to make a very good showing this af-
| ternoon, as they have put in a lot Of
| the right kind of practice since last
! out. The Punahous will be favorites,
but the speedy Heads are quite liza
BILE to be returned winners. En- Sue
will not play today, but Fernandez Will
be back in his old position on the for
ward line
The Punahous will play their regular
team. At present they occupy third
position on the league list.
At $3.50 O'Clock the Males will line
up against the Y. NJ. c. A, and an
other crackerjack game is bound to re-
suit. The Males have a clean record
so far and will do their best to main
tain it in today's struggle. The team
will be the same as usual.
The Y. NJ. G. A played such splen-
did game last week that there is no
saying how we'll they will show against
the champions today. 1t is perhaps too
much to expect that they will defeat
the victorious green and gold combina-
ton, but they are bound to go close.
Taken altogether, the league teams
are wonderfully evenly matched and
most interesting season is certain to
ensue. with public interest in the game
Increasing, until the last game shall
have been played.
The teams that will play today are as
follows:
Punahous-Goal, A. A Cation; full
backs, Soper, G.. Fuller: half backs, r.
win, McCorriston, Lowrey; forwards,
Campbell, Cook, r. Cation, Cockburn,
J. Cation.
Diamond Heads-Goal, w Chilling
worth; full backs, P. Gleason, r.
Clarke; half backs, E. Desha, ]. Clarke,
E. Grune; forwards. H. Sheldon, E.
Fernandez, Williams, G. Desha, Lemon.
Mailes-Goal, Belser; full backs, Nc
Gill, r. Anderson; half backs, Davies,
Center, Chillingworth; forwards, H.
Bailey Gray, NJ. Simpson, Catteral F.
Bailey
Y. NJ. c. A.-Goa1, Beardmore; full
backs, Turner. Macaulay; half backs, |
Spalding, Isenberg, Gill; forwards Rob |
bins, Haley, Oss, Waterhouse, Plum |
kett.
The standing of the league teams to |
date is as follows:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27

Our Celebrated Bromo Pop. Peach
Bounce, Bishops Tonic, Klondike E1zzs
and many others.
ARCTIC SODA WORKS,
n Miller ST.. Honolulu, II. T.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27

That the United States Government
is finding the supply of horses short is
evidenced by the bids for cavalry and
artillery horses which We're opened at
Seattle on the 5th inst. The Quarter
masters Department advertised for
horses suitable for the Philippine ser
vice. and the lowest bid was that of
Chas. H. Frey of Seattle, who offered
to supply 200 head at 1929 each.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27
Fire Insurance.
THE B. F. DILLINGHAM; CO.
LIMITED.

General Agents for Hawaii.
Atlas Assurance Company of London.
Phoenix Assurance Company of Lon-
don.
New York Underwriters Agency.
Providence Washington Insurance Com-
pany.
Fourth Floor, Stangenwald Building.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27
HAWAII SHINPO SHA.

THE PIONEER JAPANESE PRINT
ing office. The publisher of Hawaii
Shinpo, the only daily Japanese paper
published in the Territory of Hawaii.
c. SHIOZAWA, Proprietor.
Editorial and Printing Office-10zs
Smith ST.. above King. Phone Main A.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27
WIN. G. IRWIN & CO., LTD.
AGENTS FOR THE

England.
Alliance Assurance Co., of London
England.
Scottish Union & National Insurance.
Co, of Edinburgh, Scotland.
Fire Association of Philadelphia.
Alliance Insurance Corporation Lfds
wilhelma of Magdeburg Genera ~
surance Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-27

Points-Iolanis, 4; Males, 5: Puma
nous, 2; Y. NJ. c. A. 1; d. Heads, 0.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-09-13
The Intention Fulfilled.

Two Hishmen had visited St Pat.
rick's cathedral in New York. The
one was from the country and had
been taken there by his friend, who
wished him to be duly impressed by
it's grandeur. AS they came out on the
street and resumed their hats, the res
ident Of the city said: We'll, Mike,
and phwat do youse think of it? Isn't
it grand?"
Mike Donovan" said the one from
the country, 1T bates the divil!"
That" said the friend, was the in
tintion."