The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-08-06

march on members of we force
Whoe doe not wysh me veal.
Ye horse ytte does not balk or shye;
Ytte never needles we meale;
Ytte VS. not bothered by we fly;
Ytte's byte ytte does not feele.
And, should you aske we reasonne.
why,
Ye horse-automobyle!
La Touche Hancock In New York Press
His Plea.
The private secretary of an eminent
plutocrat had been held up and robbed
by lone highwayman.
Gentlemen" said the victim Of the
outrage. addressing the detectives and
reporters who a little later clustered
around him, Il beg of you not to sus-
pect my mployerr-Watson's Maya
zine.
No Brains Required.
A man may scowl and shake his fist
And raise a painful clatter;
A man can be peSsimiSt
Though minus all gray matter.
Smart Set.
Judging by Appearances.
"Where are the life preservers kept,
my man?' asked the passenger with
the sunburned nose of one OF the deck
hands on the steamboat.
"Down on the lower deck fOr'ard
you'll find the bar" replied the deck
hand with wink.-YOnkers Statesman.
IrrevOcable.
More mighty than the fire is she,
More dread than earthquake tilt:
When Bridget burns a porterhouse
1t cannot be rebuilt.
Puck
The Way of 1t.
"YOu see, he was whirled around
shaft at the mill and pretty seriously
hurt Now he's suing the boss for $500
damages"
"Well, that's the way of the whirled."
philadelphia Press.
Remember This.
Good temper is a splendid thing.
But don't abuse it.
You never know how good it was
Until you lose it.
Houston Post.
Surprised Into 1t.
Custom Officer-Have you any SNUG.
gled articles in your baggage. ma'am?
Lady Trave.er-Well, l declare!
Custom Officer-That's what we want
you to do, ma'am.-BaltimOre Ameri-
can.
An Ohio Idea.
She mailed buckeye from her state.
Which he received with real
Delight and wrote, II hope, dear Kate.
am your buck ideal"
-woman's Home Companion.
Circus Gossip.
The Tiger-I hear the elephant can't
leave with the show.
The Bear-Why not?
The Tiger-They are holding his
trunk for his board.-Lippincott's Mag
azine.
They're Always There.
"How is it when parades go by"
Complained the little runt,
1.-THE tallest men about you then
Must always stand In front?"
Catholic Standard and Times.
His Finish.
HE was born with a silver spoon in
his MOUTH"
Eyes; but he met a chap who was
raised with four aces in his hand."-
Puck.
Poor Fool!
The Washers daft who fondly hopes
With girls to have his fling.
Though he may think he knows the ropes,
They'll get him on a string.
Philadelphia Press.
On One Point.
do you and your wife agree on any
thing?"
Eyes. Each of us believes that one
of US is very poorly mated."-Judge.
Revised Version.
Hushaby baby; lie still and sleep:
Your mamma has gone to her club;
There she'll strive for a euchre prize,
While papa must stay home and scrub
Chicago News.
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y TRIPS TO CIRCUS.
y Boys and girls a great chance y
y to see the big circus next week. y
y Sec our offer in today's paper. =
y Full particulars at office.
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Otto Maurer, surveyor and irrigation
engineer. Rooms ard III East
Main street. walla Walla. Wash.
J. Il. TIMMONS. Transfer
All manner Of freight. goods and
musical instruments handled with
care. All. orders promptly attended to.
Forwarding freight a speciality. Once
Hedger's Jewelry Store. Res. 1927
Phone Main 26s-
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