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WOMAN KILLED BY FALL.

Mrs. Peter llats, was instantly killed
to-day by a fall from tho s%econd-s,ory
window OF her home, AT No. IS West
Fourth street
Mrs. owen. who lives on the floor be-
low. heard a scream and saw Mrs,
Knrst fall post her kitchen window.
she called a policeman. who sEmmonc,
an ambulance. The surgeon said thal
Mrs. Knrst had diel instantly. Her nus
band said II must have been an acct
dent, Is She had no worries and wai
contented and happy when he left hei
In the morning.
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TO Thirty fourth stree, IN time FOR roll
call. but | Just missed tram and got
TO the Fast Thirty-nfth street station
twenty minutes late could have
gcant cullen was % cool friend of
mine but Bob. he said. 'ill have 70
make a report u this. old man
Go ahead ! said. Il guess 'fey'li
let M down easy when they hoar &
was the wifc's sickness kopta me-Stnd
rs INV FIRST oneuss.'
sure, he said. as J went ont on
patrol, aud thought no more about Il
unt!l Waldo lined me av, days' pay.
though to ht,tri my story and knew my
record That seemed 10 hrclk me all
M. so FAR Us -~ire duty was concerned
There's nothing lselps g man Ike n little
announcement and here was I who
had been 80 rrOud OF nv clean record
WIKI a tig blot on II AT the start I
Thought. II iniS was the beg mime. what
would be the hnlsh2 -. bitter; I fee!
bitter still.
u Thought .; over ais I paced my beat
Tint night ! talked II over with nv
often ] talked It over WITH some ~
the Old men Get out while YOU can
they said while You're stlll young
enough TO hunt another fob
The captain sails. Don't got dlscour-
aged. you're IA good man-stick'
My wife said 'For goodness sake.
quit or III 80 down ana resign FOR
YOU
We'll. quit it was. Mt last I couldn't
see what was the use OF DIN good.
faithful work to get oiffed an the Jaw
for Il by Mr., waldo.
How do ] feel2 Did vou ever have
10 carry a big weight. with some one
watching all the time 10 see 20
didn't sneak a rest Well. figure ont
how ynu'd feel when yoI rot through.
and then you'l begin to frame up my
feelings
Wants No More Of It.
.sV,., etu -, ,s.l- 10 ,,,, NAV,
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! was 10 20 plumb crazy. my wife's
got good SENSE And IN not looking
At THIS moment Mrs. wcgener ap-
pcarcd un ,he bIc porch.
Bob. She cried, 81 hate to inter-
rupi vou but supper's ready"
MoceueT turned to the reporter with
a grin
i never had a chance 20 hear that
whom | was o cop" he said. Won I
YOU stay and cat a bite No? Well
I'm SORRY. Good-oy. And say X YOU
Deputy Mack was dead right when he
resigned. The force won amount 70
much when they soak a fellow that's
-Lnn Il 49,. -
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EXPLOSIONS IN
STABLE KILLED
FORTY HORSES
Building Wrecked and
Houses Adjoining Set
Aflame by FIrebug.

v,,n. -. o-.u ., ~. .,ohle. OF
""''o ORGY ~ Wv -
Haggerty q Mcconnell 40 ~" be'so'
street. Rronklyn, were munchins hay
.,r', to-l,y th.r, came nm explosion
curry 'o-d-' 'ne'o 'ai' az -,
.u she very centre OF the structure. Inc
hurAes wore hurled from their feet,
,.,,- .w e-,+,nrics in the matters
mat tetacfod tn,Hl-
Instantly flames shot from every cor
nor of th, buUn IL. The horses
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Favorltc Of School Children.

There We're some pleasant features
about the Job. I'm fond OF kids. and
az haven't amy. | guess that makes
me like them all the more. st. stephens
school vas on my post, and IL beat all
the way the kids got 10 know me. When
] resigned that was the only thing /
rcerettod-leavIng the kids, When /
told them ! was going 20 quit n ia
never take ON over The crossing any
more come OF them cried.
zone night my wife took sick and
there wasn't any time to lose. so | ran
for n doctor. He said IL was a COOL
thing I got him when l did: hcmor-
rhages are nasty things. he said. ! had
to hustle off then for the one Hundred
and F.ftv-ninth street station. Even
then. with luck, l could have made It
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say tho r,t'o TN gods Or Mulberry s,r-.t
70 tho .ong suffering copper a.paelng his
beat,
My boy rcmerrer a capita. crime
j. not 20 report exactly on tme
Though a mo;hers dear fac, g-3ws gray IN
death:
or the wife bias YOU stay with her ,eycrei
breath.
though the R!is need a doctor. what's ;ha,
90 as?
Answer the roilcar anu make no FUSS
Lease he fox 20 The ne-rho3rs or 20 tas.r
fare.
For no excuse goes when a conner e late
From "Nafio ami Wrr.-e.t
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
TO GO TO GENERAL SYNOD.
sta District Of Lutheran Church
Elects DELEGATES.

Tie fifteenth annual conference of
the Dakota district, Iowa synod of the
Lutheran church, has elected the fol
lowing delegates to attend the general
synod, which meets in Austin Tex,
next spring: Reverends G. G. Fisen-
berg, G. Baedtke, H. Fentje, G. Hilder-
senders, C. Knoll, H. Elstsr, A. Soho
bel, o. Bruntsch, c. Kirchderfoer.
The lay delegates will be elected by
the congregations at Aberdeen, Trip
and Eureka, S. D.; Casselton, N. D.,
and Melvin, Iowa.
The conference decided to raise a
fund for aged ministers, and that task
will be assigned to a committee to be
appointed by the president. All the
old officers were reelected, as follows:
President, Rev. G. G. Eisenberg, Huh,
Iowa; vice president, Rev. w. Baedtke,
Primghar, Iowa; secretary, Rev. w.
Schroeder, Casselton. N. D.; treasurer,
Rev. H. Reinhardt, Eureka, s. d.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
FOUR IN AUTO CRASH.
Car Dashes Over Ten-Foet Cut and 10
Smashed.

Dashing over a precipice about ten
feet high in an automobile which was
going at a speed Of thirty miles an
hour, and escaping death almost by
q miracle, was the experience OF
party of Aberdeen autoists composed
OF DR.. r. L. Murdy, his two nleces'
Serelda and Lorraine Murdy, and MISS
Minnie Harris. Dr.. Murdy sustained
a badly sprained shoulder; Miss Ser
elda was severely injured about the
knee; Miss Harris received bad
scalp wound, while Miss Lorraine es-
capped with only a few scratches.
The accident took place where the
new right of way of the Minneapolis
s. st. Louis road crosses one of the
roads between Aberdeen and Nina,
Just beyond West Hill. The party had
gone out for a spin in the early even
ing and were returning home when the
accident occurred.
There are two roads which cross
the right of way in close proximity to
one another, one of which has a cross
ING ana Tue otlel Ids uol. III IlS
darkness DR.. Murdy, who was driving
the machine, took the wrong road.
The party saw the precipice when 1t
was too late TO prevent an accident,
and, going at full speed, the heavy ma
chine plunged downward.
Fortunately all of the occupants had
time to throw themselves free from
the auto, so that none was caught be-
meath the touring car. The machine
was badly smashed and the party was
taken to Aberdeen by farmer who
happened to be passing in a wagon.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
A TEMPORARY CLOSE.
The Mainstay Will Be Opened Up
Soon.

The Mainstay at keystone, which
has been shut down temporarily, will
be opened up as soon as the arrange
ments can be completed The closing
down was occasioned by some hitch
in the financing of the property The
mine itself was in most prosperous
condition. New slopes which have
ben opened up are full of the high
est grade ore that has ever been
worked in the mine, and the question
of water, which was troublesome for
a time. is no longer a problem as the
pumps handle it satisfactorily. In the
cyanide department the work is so
far largely experimental, but it is be-
lieved that practical application of
cyanide can soon be made to the ores
Of this property. 1t is stated on good
authority that the mill will begin OPP
erations within few days..
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
ASPARAGUS is IN THE VAN.
Precedes the Other Fresh Vegetables
That Sprind Affords

That Spring Affords.
Asparagus is the precursor of the
season of fresh vegetables, and there
is probably no other vegetable the
flavor of which is so highly esteemed
as is that of tender asparagus. CT
cal analysis offers no explanation 81
it's pleasant flavor but assigns to it a
decidedly high nutritious value. AS
paragus, however, furnishes one of
those interesting examples Of a food
which, though containing more water
in it's composition than does milk is
nevertheless solid substance. Thus
the head of the asparagus contains
slightly more than SO per cent of
water, which is only 1 per cent less
than contained in the lettuce, but s
per cent more than is present in milk
The solid constituents, however, are
particularly rich in heterogeneous sub
stances, which amount to 30 per cent
of the dreid vegetable.
Among these may be reckoned a pu-
rim body, to which has been ascribed
the harmful influence of asparagus on
some persons with a equity tendency.
When asparagus is consumed in large
quantities the output of uric acid is
very distinctly increased. The same
effect is obtained after drinking CO.
piously of beer, which also contains
purin bodies, although they are en-
tirely absent in wines, and, of course.
in spirits. Sweetbread may be obiec-
tionable on similar grounds. There is
no reason for thinking, however, that
when asparagus is eaten in reason
able quantities it causes an undesira-
BILE disturbance of the bodily func-
lions. On the contrary, it is very
digestible and is easily tolerated, even
by invalids.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
Deadly Banana Buu.

A banana bug of the kind which
sometimes poisons banana eaters with
a venom more deadly than that of the
rattlesnake was found in a bunch III
bananas in South Water street COM
mission house the other day The
bug is about two and a half inches
long, with pair of stiff, overlapping
wings, each about an inch wide. When
it clings to an overripe banana one
cannot tell where the banana skin
ends and bug back begins. on account
of tho notified brown color of these
wings.
Thrown on his back, the bug re-
veals three pairs of legs and one pair
Of long feelers.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
TO BOOM ABERDEEN.
Train to Tour Minnesota and Other
States.

Plans are nearly completed for the
organization of the $4,000 club for
Aberdeen, and before they are car
ried To completion it is probable the
name of the proposed organization will
be changed to the $4,000 club.
Several offers of financial assistance
have been made, and the prospects for
success look so bright that plans al
ready are being outlined to start a
special train out to tour Minnesota.
Iowa. Wisconsin and Illinois. 1t is
proposed that this train shall carry
band. several good speakers, moving
picture machine with scenes of Aber-
deem, ball team and a live newspa-
per man who will provide live news
for the press on the route. An album
dance of advertising literature will
be carried as we'll as an agricultural
exhibit 1t is the intention to start
the special out about the middle of
September and remain out about six
or eight weeks.
In the meantime the club proposes
to arrange for big carnival in Aber-
deem. and announcements of the event
will be sent broadcast throughout the
country 1t is believed that the club
will be launched before the end of
another week, and that the member
ship will include practically every
.;}, 40
movement is unanimously endorsed
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
CROPS IN BANNER TRIM.
Commissioner Bach Says Only H
Winds Could Do Harm

Commissioner Bach Says Only Hot
Winds Could Do Harm.
State Land Commissioner Bach has
returned to Pierre from a trip along
the line of the Minneapolis & st.
Louis extension through the counties
of Sphinx, Brown, Mcpherson. Faulk,
Potter and Walworth. He reports the
crops along that line to be the best
in every particular, and farther adj
vanoed than they are in the south
ern part of the state Just before
making the trip along that line he was
along the line of the Northwestern
extension in Gregory county, and over
the new line in Codington and Clark
counties. In his estimation the crop
prospects for the state are far in adj
vance of what they have been in any
past year at the same date. The only
thing which could stop the harvest
of an immense crop in the state this
year would be hot winds within a
few days
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
PARTLY PARALYzED BY BOLT.
Girl at Piano Is Victim Of Lightnina's
Freak,

Miss Mamie Cavanaugh of De smet
had narrow escape from instant
death as the result of the antics of a
bolt of lightning. She was seated at
the piano during a severe thunder and
electrical storm and received an cleo
trio shock that completely paraiyzed
her body from the waist down. One
foot was on the pedal of the instru-
ment, while the other was on the
floor. The position Of her. feet in some
manner formed a circuit The piano
stool had glass feet, which insulated
it, and undoubtedly assisted in max
ing an uninterrupted circuit. Miss
Cavanaugh was seriously injured, but
physicians express the opinion that
ultimately she vii. recover from the
effects Of the shock.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20

constant flow or urine kept my system
depleted, causing nervous chills and
night sweats. After trying seven diff
ferent climates and using all kinds of
medicines, l had the good fortune to
hear of Doan's Kidney Pills. This
remedy has cured me- | am as we'll to-
day as was twenty years ago, and my
eyesight is perfect"
Sold by all Dealers SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
WAREHOUSE MAN BREAKS LAW.
Again Are Taking More Than Legal
Weiqht eff Grain.

Weight of Grain.
The state board of railroad commits
sioners again is receiving complaints
from points in the state in regard to
warehouse men. when purchasing
grain, taking more pounds per bushel
than is permitted by law. Numerous
complaints of this character were
made to the board last year, and a
number of the cases were carefully in
vestigated, with the result that they
were found to be based upon good
foundation. In accordance with the
result of the investigations, the board
issued warning to the warehouse
men Of South Dakota in general, call
ing attention to the law governing the
purchasing of grain, which makes it
a misdemeanor for any warehouse
man to take more pounds per bushel
than is specified by law 1t is likely
that if the practice is not stopped the
railroad commissioners will take steps
to enforce the law to the letter.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
4 Materialist on MARRIAGE.

Gen. Young, at wedding in Wash.
ington, was condemning materialists
and materialism.
What. precisely, is materialist?"
young girl asked.
"a materialist,' said Gen. Young, Is
one who sees only the material side of
things, one to whom the spiritual side
is invisible"
He looked about him at the happy
bridal party.
Thus materialist," he went on,
would call marriage merely a state
wherein you give woman half your
victuals to get the other half cooked"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
Blackmai,ers' Rate Card.

Ordinary display scandal. one omis-
sion, $500 per inch.
Ordinary display scandal, two omis-
sions, $500 per inch
Specially spicy correspondent mate
rial, one omission from top of column,
next pure reading matter, $1,000 per
inch.
Same, omitted in larger type, $1,000
per inch.
Special discounts given to members
of the 400 who are regular advertisers.
Our yearly contract for omission of
all scandal with reference to any indi-
vidual is safe and attractive.-Judge
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
OUTDOOR LIFE
Will Not Offset the Ill Effects of Coffee
When One Cannot Digest 1t.


When One Cannot Diqest It.
A farmer says:
sit was not from liquor or tobacco
that for ten years or more I suffered
from dyspepsia and stomach trouble,
they were caused by the use of coffee
until got so bad l had to give ND
coffee entirely and almost give up eat
ing. There were times when l could
eat only boiled milk and bread and
when went to the field to work hal
to take some bread and butter along
to give me strength.
II doctored with doctors and took
almost everything I could get for NV
stomach in the way of medicine but Il
l got any better it only lasted a little
while until l was almost a. walking
skeleton.
"One day read an ad for Postum
and told my wife would try it, and as
to the following facts will make
affidavit before any Judge:
Il quit coffee entirely and used Pos.
tum in its place. have regained my
health entirely and can eat anything
IdoI 10 COOhSu W eat. nave In
creased in weight until now 1 weigh
more than ever did; l have not
taken any medicine for my stomach
since began using Postum. Why,
believe Postum will almost digest an
iron wedge.
"My family would stick to coffee
at first. but they saw the effects it
had on me, and when they were feel.
ing bad they began to use Postum,
one at time. until now we all use
Postum" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Ten days trial of Postum in place
Of coffee proves the truth, an easy
and pleasant way. There's q rea.
son."
Look in pkgs. for copy Of tho
famous little book. "The Road to
Wellville.'
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
LATEST NEW TOWN.
To Be Established Between Bonesteel
and Herrick.


The latest new town in the southern
part of the state will be established in
the near future on the proposed extern
sion of the Chicago & North Western
railroad between Bonesteel and Her
rick. The new railroad will be ex-
tended to the Trip county line, and
will penetrate the coded portion of
the Rosebud Indian reservation.
Steps already have been taken to es-
tablish a bank in the new town as
soon as it is started. Some of the
leading capitalists of Gregory county
are financially interested in the new
banking institution. 1t is expected
everything will be in readiness So the
bank can commence business about
Aug. L. The exact location of the new
town has not yet been determined
uron and it's name has not yet been
selected. The location of the new
town insures it's commercial impor-
lance. 1t will be the nearest railroad
point for the Naper and Jamison, Neb.,
trade, and will have excellent trade
territory in every direction.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
GOVERNORS WIFE is DUcKED.
Steps on Edge of Skiff and Falls Into
AXE

Steps on Edge of Skiff and Falls Into
Lake.
Mrs. s. H. Elrod, wife of the govern
or of South Dakota, had vacation ex-
perience at Lake Kampeska, near
Watertown, which she probably will
remember for some time, and which
fortunately had no serious results To
gether with several lady friends, Mrs.
Elrod, Who has been enjoying an out
Ing at Lake kampeska, went to take a
short boat ride on the lake. One OF
the ladies in the party had kodak,
and 1t was arranged to take a picture
of Mrs. Elrod just as she was stepping
into the boat. Arrangements being
completed, Mrs. Elrod stepped from
the pier into the boat, but as she
stepped on it's side the skiff glided
gracefully from beneath her, and Mrs.
Elrod sat down in the deep blue water
with splash, only train of bubbles
telling where she had gone down. For.
tunately male help was near at hand,
and when the wife of the chief execu-
tive of the state came to the surface
she was hauled out Of the water. and
escaped with no more serious result
than an impromptu bath. Her friend,
In the excitement of the moment. for
got to take picture of the incdes..
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
When the Fish Bite.

Don't look so pompous," said the
first sea bass, bitterly. What if you
did get away from that hook? Others
have"
"Oh, it's not that" the second sea
bass interrupted. cts what the man
said about me. He said l weigh at
least eleven pounds, and am the finest
bass he ever saw"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
Liahtnina Strikes Boy.

Winona, Mimi, July 14.-During a
severe rain and electrical storm, light
ming STRUCK the eight-year-old son OF
Michael Bambenek, formerly oil in.
spector for this district The boy re-
ceived severe shock, but it is not be.
lieved that his condition is serious.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
n. Clay Evans for eovernor

Nashville, Tenn. July 14.-Henry
Clay Evans of Hamilton county, for
mer commissioner of pensions and re-
Gently American consul in London,
was last night nominated for governor
by the Republican state convention
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20

L "dS, WllteS. l
was afflicted for
years with pains
across the loins
and in the hips
and shoulders. I
had headache also
a n d neuralgia.
My RICH t eye,
from pain, was of
little use to me
for wears, The
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
Farmer Ealla Dead

Mazeppa, Mimi, July 15.-Franh
Kline, farmer residing near here
dropped dead of heart disease yester
day, aged forty-six years. He leaves q
wife and four children.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
Have the style.

Poodle-Why in the world does such
a homely dog as you want to wear
jeweled collar?
Bulldog-Why not? I've seen
plenty of ugly women with diamond
necklaces.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
He Would Do.

Have you had any experience as
chauffeur?"
Well, can show you the receipts
for the fines have paid"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
Cheap.

wiggs-Do you believe that every
man has his price?
Wages No. Lets Of men give
themselves away.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-07-20
UTTERLY WORN OUT.
Vitality Slapped by Years Of Suffering
With Kidney Trouble.

Can't. ]. w. Hogun, former postmas-
ter of Indianola, now living at Austin,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-06-07

Gas from cocoanuts is the latest FLU
mlnant The coal of the Philippines has
been found unsuitable for gas making
purposes. The government. therefore,
has been experimenting in the labora-
tories and has found that gas Of
great Illuminating power may be pro-
duced by very simple method from
cocoanut oil. The oil Is slowly fed into
retorts which are already red hot. Here
1t volntilizes very rapidly. leaving a
small residue of tar. Bulk for bulk, the
Oil has much greater productiveness
In gas than coal, and for this reason 1t
Is expected that, IL the supply can be
made to meet the demand, it will be
greatly used all along the Pacific coast