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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-03-17
THE OTHER FELLOWS
SAY--And Mime.

/ remarked to the other fellow the
other day that if had two carpenters
who couldn't put a faetory-rnade front
in a building in two days-his was
consuming the latter end of week
I'd fire them.
And the other fellNw remarked that
he Couldn't get carpenters. F." |
thought that rather hard on the twins.
Another man was remarking about
the advisability of pushing Ladysmith
as an outing place. He made no
''bones" of the fact that he got his
ideas from the News, but he had di-
oested the matter well and was enthus-
iastic. He is one of those merchants
who believe that the merchants have
left the general advertising of the city
and county to- the land men long
enough. He.is willing to "chip in'' for
the purpose of advertising the merits
of Ladysmith i'm all forms and just now
as summarizing place. There is
whole lot in this.
A farmer north of town is enthus-
iastic on this subject of making Lady
smith an outing place. He told us how
much he appreciated what the News
has said on the subject. But the News
wants to say it to others and will do so
in special issue, in pamphlet form or
anv way that is thought best-if others
will help pay the cost. Where are
you?
We are not selfish about this. 1t rs
true that the News is the only paper
that has urged this proposition, bnt
if the good people of Ladysmith think
some other paper can do this work
better. with more incisiveness, original
thought or more enthusiastically, why,
let them do it. But, come forward
with the expense. The News already
has matter on this, and other subjects
written and is only awaiting co-opera-
ton upon the part of those more in
tensely interested.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-03-17
Some Papers Some Others.

n
Some papers in Northern Wisconsin
are constantly printing letters from
roamersy telling how much better other
parts of the world are than Northern
Wisconsin. It is the frozen far west
or the malarial south or sonue where
else that for the moment the wanderer
pOrtrays the concentration of all that
is goedl, You have read it, perhaps to
your disgust-how much better it is
out in Canada to raise frosted wheat
for chicken feed than to possess; some
of the fertile soil in Rusk. county, or
what a blessing it is to raise two or
three crops per year from the same
land in the south tat a fertilizer ex-
pense that wipes out the proft.)
The News doesn't print such stuff.
The Office keeps a capacious waste
basket for such articles. There are
some other papers and people who
feel the same way The Medford Star
News recently contained an article on
the SOUTH. which told of development
there, fairly treating the subject. 1t
closes as follows.
But with all the prosperity that Mr.
Shapiro observed he says he couldn't
be hired to live there. The water is
very poor; much of the land low and
wet and malaria too prevalent. The
people have a sallow complexion;
there are no rosy cheeks to be seem as
in the North. They haven't the life
and vigor~ of Wisconsin people
The temperature was in the neigh
borhood of 65 and 70 degrees above
zero during the days, but it seemed
more oppressive than 80 degrees here.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-03-17
Lutheran Church.

Patience service was held at the
lutheran church Wednesday. Next
Sunday Rev. Wolff breaches in the
morning in Ladysmith and in the after
noon at Tony.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-03-17

The News is pleased with the position
taken by Senator Spooner on the State
hood bill. When the president is wrong,
let him be checked up.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-03-17

Again we say: hustle for Rusk coun-
ty. Send the News to people possibly
interested. Copies are free for that
purpose.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-03-17

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

There is 4 law on the statute books
Of England designed for the protection
OF the prosecuted male sex which no
man has ever had the courage to in
woke. 1t was passed during the reign
Of Queen Elizabeth, when Parliament
s0lemnly enacted that ANY woman
who. from that date would deceive or
cajole into matrimony amy of the sub
jects Of her majesty, by the use Of
false hair or any other thing false in
connection with her body, or by the
use OF paints or cosmetics, would be
punished as for fraud and deceit, with
intent to cause HARM"
A remarkable story of life saving by
4 dog Is told at Innsbruck Two per-
sons were ascending Mount Stipo.
which has an altitude or about 6.1OO
feet. Near the top dog attracted
their attention by his plaintivc cries
and his obvious efforts to induce them
to follow him. The two travellers took
the road indicated by the dog. The
animal kept in front. and led them
to a narrow ravine. ut the bottom OF
which they found Herr Hugoot. profess
sor in the Lycec of Iubcck, lying dan
gerously Injured by fan while
searching for mincralogicHl specimens.
Both legs were fractured.
A Frenchman found Il way of beat
ing the game at Monte Carlo. He went
to roulette table and threw down
upon the red $l.250 in notes pinned
together. Black turned up. but before
the croupicr could gather in the notes
the Frenchman snatchcd them NJ ana
made rush for the door. eXclaiming
dramatically as he passed out: my
children's bread? Never, never"
There was a burst of laughter from
the astOnished spectators and gruff eX-
CARNATIONS from the officials; but they
did not follow him, and he was allow
ed to 60 free with tho money. The
plan unfortunately. would work only
once. 1t has not sufficient continuity
to make "SyStcm.'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05
ctCO Reward. S(OO.

The rcadcra OF this paper will be pleased to
learn ma: there is ct least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cnre in all Its
Cure il ihe only positive cure known to the
III ;ical fraterhity. Cstarrh being constitr-
tousi disaasa, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall sCstsrrr Cure IL tas Gu internally
octing directly upon the Heed and mucous
SURFACES OF he system. thereby i stroyius the
domination of the disease. and giving the pc
tient strength by building up the consultation
proprietors have so much failh in It's curative
powers that they offer one Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that it falls to cure. Send for lis!
oi testimonials
Address r. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Every wealthy man in this country
mt Solre time or other. in compliance
with numerous requests, written out
and Published what he regarded as the
requisites for business success and the
acquisition OF wealth. At the present
time great interest is exhibited in the
rules laid down several years ago by
nearly everything wise and good that
could lie said 10 Il young man on the
threshold of his business career. He
should find Out what sort of business
he is adapted to. he should be thorough
and faithful ia his work, he should
choose good companions. he should
practi"' economy. he should be Strictly
honest, he shonld govern his passions
and anpetitcs. he should read whole
some literature anu ne SnouIu De Ioyai
to the interests Of his employer. This
sketch does great honor to the head
the reason that he was unconsciously
photoeraphng himself. If he had been
asked to tell the world how he account
ed for his own marvellous success he
could have written Just as he did.
There never was a man who achieved
prince!y wealth by such clean and hon
orable methods as this same Marshall
Field. Whether these rules are of great
practical value is another question.
They might all be compressed into n
ii, H., ti.,l
Field" If any young man will have
the same physical and mental traits
and the same business opportunities AS
this great merchant he may also be
come :.s wealthy rs he was. but there
is nothing particularly helpful or in
spring in that fact. Though Mr.. Field
vas 4 conspicuous Illustration Of all
the good traits and habits which he
enumeratcS. we doubt very much
whether he has. after ALL disclosed the
secret of his success, for he may not
have known ii himself. At any rate.
We have not II shadow of doubt that
there IRE hundreds of old men in CHI
cago who have illustrated these huSi-
peSs virtues rs we'll rs Mr.. Field did
without achieving amy marvellous bust
ness success. The converse is lust as
true. MultitudeS Of people have been
brilliantly successful in life in spite of
the fact that they SET at defiance every
one o. these admirable rules. Some
have succeeded through their reckless
ness in business ventures. some through
their treachery To their employers.
some through their convivial and
vicious habits. some through the sys-
tenatlc oppression of their employees
and some through the fearless com
msso', OF pcnitentiary offcnscs. The
best thing Mr. Field said was that bust
ness success and great wealth were not
by any means the greatest blessings a
man could enjoy. The main thing, in
his opinion, was a personal, character
that would command the respect Of
mankind. His natural modeSty pre-
vented him from saying, what we may
properly say for him, that he was one
Of the few Americans who had amasscd
colossal fortunes and retained mt the
same .;mc the tlnbounlcd respect of hiI
fellow men.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05
Spring Medicine

The best is Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t
Is the best because it does the most good.
While it makes the blood pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet.
ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu.
lates the kidneys and liver gives new
brain. nerve and digestive strength.
An unlimited list of wonderful cures
-4o3oo testimonials in the past two
yeaFs-proves its merit. In buying medi-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

She thinking to take his mind of -
How restless the waves are, did. They
always seem to be clamoring for some
thing. Dad-Well, they won't get it il
l can help it.-Rams Horn.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

"Sav. boss" said the ragged iidiyid
ual, "are you Il philantropist:' YES,
NV man." answered the wcll-groomed
one, Il believe ! may say that | am"
"Dat's wot [ wllZ afraid of. Kin yer
mt me wise to some common gent that
would give Il poor devil dime!"--
"I"-ninud Leader.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

The Wife-What luck. The Husband
(wearlly) None whatever. The Wife
Were there no servants in the intel
ligence office? The Husband (sadly)-
Lots of them but they had all worked
for us before oman's Home Com
panion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Nisitor-Digging potatoes. ch: Far
mer's Boy-icp. NiSitor-What do
YOU get for digging potatoes: Farmers
Boy-Nawthin'. But / git somethin'
fer not diggin' 'cn. Nisitor-Indccd?
What would You get for not digging
hem? Farmers v-Li,keh-.Iudwe
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Parson Coopah-Dc choir will now
sIfg dat beautiful hymn. We han't
Got Long to Stay Here arter singin'
which day will consider demselvcs dis
charged and file out quietly. We will
hah only congregational singin' here
aftNr."-Puck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Jonnny-Come IN. sisters cXpcctn'
you. Mr.. Stoplate- How do you know
SHE is? johnny she's been slcepin' all
the afternoon. cleveland Leader.
DO you believe III marrying Il girl
for her money!" Not as a general
thing, but sometimes that's the only
way you can get it away from her. -
Ex
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05
SHORTHAND

Shorthand is easy to learn at home as
arranged by the PRACTICAL SHORT
HAND Co. Walla Walla. Wash. They
mail one lesson at "a time ENTIRE
to them for free specimen and particu-
lars
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

BlrrouSnS-Say olc man. there Mas
a time when You promised To share
your last dollar with me KichIey--
That's all right haven't got down to
it yet.-CathoIic Standard and Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Mrs Economy-IIow much are the
spectacles: Oculist-Two dollars. Mrs.
Economy-Can't you knock off one dol
lar? I'm blind in one eye. New York
Mail.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Would you mind walking the otnrr
way and not passing the horse:' said
u london cabman, with exaggerated
p0llteness. to the fat lady who had
just paid the minimum fare. "Why!'
~le inquired. because If e sees wot
'e's been carrying for n shilling ell
ave a it," was the freezing answer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

4 Elsie exclaimed
the girls mother, why are you shout
ing in that horrible fashion: Why
can't you be quiet, like Willic:" He's
got to be quiet. the way we're playn','
replied Elsie. Hes papa coming home
lafo md I'm Won -
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

DO you think that the automobile
Will displace the horse:' asked the
conversational young woman. 1T
WILL answered the nervous young
man as he gazed down the road. IF
1t ever hits him. WASHINGTON Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

small Boy (cXcitedly to drllyyisO-
Gimme some liniment an some cement
auisk! What's the matter.
Johnny! Small Boy-Lots. Ia hit
Inn wild cnp.-Ncw York World.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05
MOler Barber College.

o15 Occidental Ave, Seattle, Wash.
Men wanted to learn Barber trade in s
weeks. Constant practice, expert in
struction Our graduates earn from
trated catalogue free can or write.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Little Brothcr-Do YOU know what
think? Sister-No: what il It? Little
RrOther-I think il | were not in the
room Mr. Jones would kiss you. Sister
You impudent boy! Leave the room
Instantly .-Translatcd for Tales from
Ncggendorfer Batter.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

RIO Permanently Cured no fits or nervousness
CvlO after first days Of Dr. line reat Nerve
keQfer Send for Free ~ trial bottle and treatise.
Boz ii. Kline Ltd, 93l Arch st.. Philadelphia, Pa
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BROAIO Cuinine Tab
lets. Druggists refund money If II fails
to cure. f. w. GROVES signature is
on each box. 26c.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

A GUARANTEED CURE FOE FILES
1tghtns, Blind. Bleeding, Protrudins
PIED. Druggists are authorized TO re-
fu4Q money is PAZO OINTMENT fails
to cure in to IA days. soc.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05
AeEW BARGAINS or
The American Real Estate & Guaranty C.

Nnco!n Countv--slAc Dairy Ranch, siock nnA
GfAtuYe, $500. 4i0-Acre Dairy Ranch and Frui,
fssm. 5000; tAcre Fruit Farm yl,aoo ianh'il
County-f2 Acre Farm good building, and fruit
k,ooo: nAcrs FErm. y ov;; 10 Acre Farm u ,oD1
Hotei and Livery Tarn tr sms al town zoo Genera
Merchandise einrs ~ -. Johns invoice. Fun 10
esvynssicn at Office, 137 Sieve nth So. Room g. Pert
and. Oregon 80 have sReA,s svsry~hsrs
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

, Mothers will find Mrs. winslow.s
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use
for their children during the teething
period
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

al other Diseases.
'Vest Pocket" box 10 cents.
Be sure you get the genuine, made
only by the Sterling Remedy Company.
and never sold in bulk. Every tablet
stamped "CCC."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Mrs. 5. l.. Carleton. Aver. Mass. says: For
a perfect spring medicine to give strength and
thoroughly purify the blood Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla is held in high esteem by our whole fam.
lily. have used it from childhood and find il,
as good for my chldrc, as for myself
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

~ FREE TO OUR FRIENDS,
We want to send to our friends beautiful
Frcnch-desiyned GULD-PLATED BONBON BOX
hard-enameled in colors. It Is beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked as a
measure Of good faith and to cover cost Cascare,s
with which this dainty tYinket Is loaded. us
Send to-day. mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or New York.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05
Save the Babies.

INFANT MORTALITY something h We hardly realize
all the children born civilized countries twenty-five per CENT nearly
oneuarter die before they reach year, seen per
than onet before they five onha they arc iteen
We do not hesitate that timely Caoa
o these precious lives Neither hesitate say many
mne deaths occaond by the narcotic preparations Drops
and soothing ps sold for chdns complaints more or less opium
morphine They considerable quantities. deadly poisons any Quantity
they supe red circulation and lead congeson Sickness DEATH
operates exactly the but that signature
C Fletcher Casa the blood properly opens
pores of the skin and alays fever.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

cine always GET the BEST
get Hoods.
Sold everywhere.
Liquid or tablets. 100 Doses 81.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Neither Is It like
Caster Oil, Clycerine.
or other Oily Laxa-
tivss that sim ly
Intricate the lntes-
til?es for transit Of
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

upset the stomach.
Because ii is no
driver" like Salts, S
dium, Calomel. Jala
S1nna, nor Aperient
Waters.
These waste Diges-
tive Jul es Of the
syste m needed to-
mMrow, in merely
fl&hing out the Bow
els today.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-05

Because, nearly all
these Ills be gin in
the E o W els, and
partial Constipation
paves the way for
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-29
WILL BE WELCOMED.

Hayana, Sept 2S.-American interven-
ton In Cuba will be an accomplished fact
tomorrow.
President ROosevelt's peace commits
Sloners. although clothed with the fullest
authority from him to take such action
whenever it became obvious that the Sc
curing OF peace by harmonizing the war
ring CubanS was impossible. patiently
withheld their hands from thus setting
aside Cuban sovereignty until the last
hope disappeared. This stage was reached
at late hour tonight, when a majority
of all three political parties refused to
attend the session of congress called to
act upon the resignation of members of
the government and declared definitely
that they would have nothing more to do
with the government of Cuba.
As was expected. there has been much
rabid denunciation of the course pur-
sued by the American commissioners.
who. it has been alleged, have acted ur-
fairly toward the government But the
great mass Of the residents of Cuba. Cub
ans, SpaniardS, Americans and all other
foreigners. welcome Intervention as some
thing for which they have longed
throughout six weeks of unrest, disorder
and ill-feelng.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-29
WAITING FOR THE WORD.

Washington, Sept 2S-Both the war
and navy departments have been prac-
tically on war basis today, and tonight
a. many of the offices in the departments
advices from Cuba were anxiously
awaited. The cruiser Des MOines was
ordered from Havana to CienfuegOs TO
assist in protecting property at that point.
his was the only naval order of import
ance during the day. although the gen
eral board of the navy was in session
several hours.
In the war department there were many
conferences, but few orders OF consequence
were issued The hiring of transports is
the only detail necessary TO complete
preparations.
The first expedition would probably
leave Newport News, made up of $500
troops gathered from posts near the east
ern seaboard. and other expeditions from
points further south in case the govern
ment can arrange for the suspension of
troublesome quarantine regulations. New
Orleans is mentioned as the probable point
from which an expedition made up of
troops from states adjacent to Louisiana
will be sent. IL is the purpose of the
general staff to avoid railroad travel
wherever possible.
The departure of President Roosevelt
from Oyster Bay for ProVlncetown caused
many officers 10 believe that he does not
expect any emergency I'm Cuba before
Monday, when he is due I'm Washington
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-09-29
Women and Children Frantic.

When the gale was at it's highest and
women and children were running fran
tically about the streets in darkness an
alarm of fire added to the confusion. The
fire started in the Pitt mill near the
business district, and horses of the fire
department refused to go out in the
weather. With tin roofs, trees and wires
falling around them the firemen dragged
their hose wagons by hand to the blaze
and after hours of work controlled il.
This afternoon the water rose until the
business districts presented an almost in
describable scene. OF the fifty or sixty
big steamboats, and sailing vessels in the
harbor only five or six remain. They
have been driven ashore and along the
water front is mass of wreckage from
steamboats,, towboats. launches and sail
ing craft. Thirty fishing vessels have
been destroyed or damaged and the three
big fish houses with their wharves.s are
gone. MuscOgee wharf and the Com
mandancia and Tarragona wharves of the
Louisville & Nashville railroad are badly
damaged. Great iron ships of two and
three thousand tons have been driven not
only ashore, but have gone through
houses a block from the water front.
Every house along the water front for
ten miles has been destroyed, and the
wonder is that the loss Of life is not
greater. The tracks of the Terminal rail-
road to the navy yard and Barrancas
have been destroyed, as also the trestles
and bridges.
No communication can be had with the
navy SdIu, buI IL Is Deu6Eed JndC 1t has
been badly damaged. A number of war
ships were there, and these undoubtedly
have been destroyed
Every business house from the wharf
on Pala Fox street to the union station
has been unroofed. many plate glass win
doWs broken, stocks badly damaged, and
wires and poles all mixed together.
City in Darkness.
There are no electric lights no cars.
nor telegraph or telephone service The
track of the Louisville & Nashville rail-
road on the Pensacola and Atlantic diyi-
sions has been destroyed for thirty miles.
and two engines and cars sent out to the
quarantine station have beer lost.
Acting Mayor Maura ordered every sa-
loon closed this morning, and fifty extra
policemen have been sworn in. The
homeless families are housed in all por-
tons Of the city, but many will walk the
streets without food or a place to sIeen
until some order can be brought out of
the chaos. Thieves are breaking open
trunks along the beach, entering unoc-
cupied houses and stealing everything in
sight. Several arrests have been made
but 1T is impossible 10 protect pronertv
under such conditions
Five sailors from a British Steamboat
were clinging to a roof that was washed
ashore today. Three others from the
same vessel were drowned.
War vessels at the Pensacola navy ward
undergoing repairs were the gunboats
vixen, Machias. Isla de Luzon and Glou-
cester, besides several smaller crafts and
the quartermaster steamer Poe They
were IN an exposed position, and II is
reared they may have been beached