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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
INVISIBLE LAND OF OLD AGE
Country Which 10 all About the PEG.
Pile Of the Earth.

The Land Of old Age IL an invisible
country which Is all about MS. How.
ever young you are, you have been
near H.. and I should count you un.
fortunate Indeed n. In the heat OF the
day. YOU had not turned into It's shady
by.paths and fingered a moment with
lts quiet dwellers. II is a very peace
ul land there Is not much work
there TO be- done. duty is rarely seen
so seldom. In fact. that sometimes
those OF us who have gone there to
ne for good feel that We have paused
our time Of usefulness and have mo-
ments Of hot resentment that We are
not out In the world doing It's work
for II. feel that way myself often.
aud at such times make excursions
outside Always the gentle hands OF
my children lead me back TO my own
country, and | sometimes feel that
tho reason We resist taking up our
places there Is this sense that Wa are
not allowed 10 como out when We
wish. that We are Kept prisoners not
through our own weaknesses, but ne
cause there are certain conventions
Gs TO what Is suitable or unsuitable
for us old people .-llarper's bazaar
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
COURAGE on LoweR ANImALo.
Species That Are Noted for Their
Remarkable Pusnaeity.

The bulldog possesses the dlstino.
ton Of being one Of tho most fearless
OF animals This animal has been OK.
tensively used for bull batting when
that so-called amusement was fash.
ionablo In older times. and hence It's
name. The bulldog ls most devoted
anu faithful companion. its affection
being mainly conferred on one per.
son. II the bulldog or It's master Is
attacked u will mstcn on It's oppo.
ncut With grip which. unless killed
or called on by iJs master. Il Is OK.
oocdIngly difficult to loosen or get
IT'D Of The pike and king cuttlensh.
among fishes. aud the eagle and
gamococh among birds. would rank
as the most fearless " their respec.
tive species The gamccock Is noted
for o. pusuacity and Us never willing
TO give up contest until death has
taken one of the combatants There
Is NO animal which % gamocock would
hesitate 10 attack on the slightest
proyocation. a ullgrown gorilla Is
as fearless as q lion. and would never
hesitate 10 attack the lion African
travellers charge the lion with COW.
arGicc. and pronounce him TO be a
protontlous humbug lie will run
away Ike whipped cur under cir.
cumstanccs ln which a tiger will bold.
is attack and Nll
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
WILD WITH ITCHING HumOa
Eruption Broke Out In Spots All oer
Body-cured al Expense Of ony
si.25-Thanka cutieura.

THE Cutlcura Remedies cured me OF
my skin disease, aud am very thank,
ful TO you. My trouble was eruption
Of the skin, which broke out In spo,s
an over my body, and caused con.
tlnual itching which nearly drove me-
wild at tmos, / got medicine Of A
doctor but Il dld not cure me. and
whom saw Ia paper your 1d sent
10 YOU for the CutiCua book and [
studied my case IN o. then vent
10 the drug store and bought one eike
Of Cutlcura Soap, one box of Cut.esr,
Ointment and one vial OF CulIe1ra
Pills From the first application I ~.
eciyod relief / used the Ars, set and
two extra cakes OF Cuucura soap ,bd
was completely cured bad suss,eI
for two years, and / again thank C1tl.
cura for my cure Claude IS John.
son Maple Grove Farm. q FDg
Walnut, Kan, June 10, 1905"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
CATERING FOR TWO
MAY sE ACCOMPLISHED WITH.
OUT "sKIMPlNo" OR WASTE.
Many Delicious Cakes Sufficient Tor
Couple and Some over 70. the
Chance Guest-For Bis
cults and Pie Crust

This oak, is delicious s.EHHd
young huusokp,por at a u'nda
table q never mako cake. ur biscuit.
or pics. because they br' only 'h' 'N"
OF us auI don't have good II'"
whom Q split rules don't KNOBS N"N
90 make little enough Aud II.' '.
soon AS skImp We are .Ir. ''
have an unexpected guest
The cake question can 10. easily
and satisfactorily settled by USING 1000
following rules" replied bier hostess.
1T ls easy. economical and oI'AH''
three rs not always found together
Into "a mixing bowl pui un" cup
Ut sugar. one whole ogg and ihu 500"
" another. two tubID.puluuH 1i snii
buttor. and one OF lard one smhH
teaslounu uf salt. one huapius Tea
spoonful uf baking powder 900 the
spoon Will hold two cups 81 siii'd
-four aud ON, cupfu of sweet milk
when everything ia in beat very
hard for i've minutes flavor with bit
ter almond. nutmeg 900 vanilla inc
white Of the egg makes a. trus'Ins
This makes one medium sized
cake. or two layers Tor any Kind ni
Milling cream. chocolate ur cocuhnul
or about 20 small cakes baked To-
patty tins. A few raiaius. seeded ana
cut IN half improve these small cakes,
and whore spices are liked. teaspoon.
ful Of cinnamon ana trHc Ui all
spice and cloves give the idea Ut o
much richer cake"
The peach season ~ now on. Isn't
there some way 10 use peaches
Certainly Two layers Of this cake
with sliced peaches between, we'll
sprInklcd with powdered sugar
makes a most delicious summer des
sert Bake the cake Just long enough
before serving for II 10 cool-not "a
become cold Don't put the peaches
In until the last moment. they turf
brown 40 very quickly This CAKE
has the further merit Of kcplng fresi
FOR week or ton days
John is fond of biscuits sug
gcsted the other
Wen. good biscuit rule for tw,
rs u pint NJ -four slftod with hal
tcaspoouful of salt and two scant tea
spoonnls Of baking powder, an ever
Tablespoonful Of soft butter or lard
aud a half pint Of milk Cut thI
lard or butter into the flour with
sharp knife. then mix the milk will
spoon Turn out ON a Toured mold
lng board. and with as little -four a.
possible. roll or pat the dough will
the hands 10 an inch In thickness; Gu
with biscuit cutter and crowd Ia
gether In a baking dish. Bake In
quick oven
"Pio crust sufficient for one pie 4
made by this rule. Into cup an,
a half Of nour slfted with a scant hall
tcasponful Of baking powder and thI
same OF salt. cut very scant hal
cupful ~ butter and lard When wei
mixed with the -four and wlthou
Jumps, add half cup Of lcowatcl
stand the mixture IN a rcfrlgcrato
or cold place for an hour. then tur
ON the Toured molding board onc.hul
the crust az time and with two a
three quick motions roll TO the size q
tho plcplatc This Ia for the undo
crust FIJI with fruit or the desire
material and roll out the rest ,
the crust Fold In half. and with
knife cut several gashos Wet III
edge Of the lower crust with cold vi
ter. lay the top crust over. and pine
together"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
MADE THINGS EASY FOR HUBBY
How One Clever Woman Gets Her
Letters Posted,

Women with absentminded hus.
bands who forget to mail letters
needn't grleye. for n matron says she
has found a cure for such Httlo over.
sights. Once upon time. she says.
tho dialogue between hor and her hus.
band used 10 run: Didn't you hear
me ask you TO mail Il? You were lis.
tening all tho time" Il quite forgot"
yes. you always do" Now. she adds
In triumph. everything is as Il should
DO and the all important eplstlo reach.
es It's destination on time. After
much thinking she decided that the
best plan was to pin the letter on tho
lapel OF her husbands coat when he
started for business. Thus tagged he
would cause passersby TO stare and. in
wondering what they wero looking at
no would see the letter. II worked
like a charm
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
"A. Mn,ter,on Answered.

Rev. Mr.. Masterson, summer res
IAN, of Marblehead Neck. for rea'
ems hest known TO himself, wears in
,he hottest weather a long coat and
handkerchief around his neck Thus
dressed he frequently takes long runs
ahout town. but has decided obiec'
Hons 10 being stared at One day
sNoantIy ne was running along, and,
,ot,c,ng a small boy gazing at him, he
H,onned and asked ENORMOUSLY
what are YOU looking tt?' The boy
,romntIy replied. I'm lookinE At a
IN Tool"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
Union Assay Office
~. .. HAHAuaN. ,. o, uoH tAas
:. v. aAptaH. SAT- LANu otrV. urAH


A visiting woman went to dinner
with n man and his wife to one OF the
mems clubs, and as they sat at a table
waiting to be served she sighed. Her
hostess looked surprised. and tho
guest with a melancholy infection eI.
planned;
Il am always so unhappy whom Z
go TO a mans club. No wonder a man
gets dissatisfied with his home. His
wife may plead and threaten. but
she can't possibly compete with tho
service OF such place as this"
Just at this moment the softfooted
waiter gracefully tipped a plate OF
soup In her lap.
Thank you" she said TO him grate
fully .-Minueapolia T-'huoo
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

DO YOU think I look well IN this
dress9" she asked
"Um." her husband replied, who
made ~"
81 did. but I'm afraid"
MY dear, ! never saw you have on
a more becoming gown than that one
IA By Joye. you look 80 slim. and
graceful and young that can hardly
realize we've been married seven
years" $500.
20. Alfred. do YOU really mean that'
I believe IN make an my clothes aft
en- this"
As soon az he could decenty get
away. Alfred went out and treated
himself TO several OF the best cigars
he could md,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
TOLD TALES OUT OF SCHOOL.
Parrots Phrase More Than Hinted
al Domestic Difficulties.

s Barring Gould, the English novel.
ist, had the bitter pleasure Of reading
many unhattering obituaries OF him.
self Through an error he was re-
ported dead. and the newspapers OF
his native land declared unanimously
that hO had left no good work be-
hind.
An American editor dlnod with Mr.
Barring Gould In London during tho
season. The talk turned to the pre-
mature obituaries. and tho American
said:
How did you feel on reading
themH"
Taken aback. nonplusscd." tho
novelist grimly replied. 81 felt like
an East Ham lady who owned a par
rot.
This lady's cook came TO her ono
morning In joyful excitement,
80. maam. she cried. tho par
rot has learned some more new
words
Good said tho East Ham lady,
That bird Is wonderfully teachable
II sits and drinks In every blessed
word my husband says to me. What
does II say now?"
1t keeps a-sayln'. said the cook:
Shut up. you old fooli'"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

The puritan miss dozed over her
knitting and dropped a stitch In heI
fathers stocking.
Priscilla" said the old gentle
man, stsrnly. "bO more careful"
why. father" replied Priscilla. in
surprise. there is no great harm In
dropping a stitch In your stocking.
is there1"
Yes. my daughter Surely you
would not have II gossiped about that
your stRld old sire wore drop.stitch
stockings like the dudes OF 200 years
from now"
And Priscilla, shocked at the very
thought. began To unrayel the whole
8tocking
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
GOOD AND HARD.
Results Of Excessive Coffee Drinking.

II Is remarkable what suner.ng
some persons put up with just TO sat
isfy an appetite for something.
A Mich. woman says, ~ had been
using coffee since / was Old enough TO
have a cup OF my own at the table.
and from It I have suffered agony
hundreds Of times In tho years past.
my trouble first began In the form
OF bilious cole coming on every few
weeks aud almost ending my life. Al
every attack Tor S years suffered In
this way used to pray for death TO
relieve me from my suffering. ! had
also attacks OF sick headache, and be
gan to suffer from catarrh Of the stom'
ach. and OF course awful dyspepsia
For about a year / lived on crack
ers and wator believing that cofee
was the cause OF an this suffering, /
finally Qult Il and began to use
Postum Food Conee. II agreed with
my stomach. my troubles have left
me and / am fast gaining my health
under us use.
mo wonder ! condemn coffee and
tea. No one could be In much more
critical condition than ! was from
the use Of coffee Some doctors pro
nounced Il cancer. others liberation,
but none gave me any relief But
since 1 stopped conee and began Pos
tum ! am getting well so fast / can
heartily recommend II for all who
suner az ! did" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Greek Mich Read
the little book THE Road to Well
yttta tssrhar.f. "a ra4-nu "
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
Apple Frlt,ers.

Cut tart, peeled and cored apples
into slices ouc-thlrd OF an inch thick,
Dip these slices into a triticr batter
made Of one pint ot milk. three eggs,
tablespoonful baking powder Beat
the eggs we'll adding FIRST part Of
milk, then the -four and the rest OF
the milk. alternately Beat the batter
together quickly. lncase the slices OF
apple and drop In kettle N deep.
smoking hot fat
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
More chewlna Tobacco Used.

One OF the largest retail tobacco
dealers In the United States says that
tho consumption Of chewing tobacco
has increased almost so per cent, In
ave years. lie attributes this increase
TO the automobile, because It is Inn
possible TO enjoy cigar or pipe while
whlzzlng along IN a motor car. There
Is also danger OF sparks or ashes from
tho lighted cigar or pipe getting into
the eyes.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
Housowork a Means OF Grace.

The French women have graceful
hgures even after the dreaded period
Of middle age. and this is due to tho
TACT that they eat little and exercise
much In thur own homes. They take
very little outdoor exercise. such as
the English women delight In, but they
are always busy about their homes.
one reason being that they are eco.
aomically inclined, and another that
they have a horror OF adipose tissue,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
Lahor the er,nt onnlI,v.

The most beautiful actions Of The
human body and the highest results
OF the human intelligence are eosbi.
tions or achievements ot quite usln.
borious nay, OF recroatyc eHon IL
is the negative quantity or quantity
Of de.fect-which has 10 be- coab,od
against every Feat and of defect vhIcb
has to be- counted against uyery not
or Deed Of men In hret Il is nat
quantity OF our toll which We die IN
-Ruskln
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

lions. My doctor kept me on a strict
dict. but as his medicine was not help
ing me. / began using Doan's Kidney
Pllls. They helped me at once, and
soon all traces Of sugar disappears
/ have regalned my former weight and
am perfectly Well
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents a bos.
Foster Milburn Co.. Bunalo, n. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
MannIiIeent sanr,d EdIf,.

The largest and costliest bullsl,g
thus Ear undertaken I'm New Yort No
city OF immense structures. h ho
magnificent $4,000 600 Epscopal ca
thedral OF ST. John the Divine nov hs.
ing erected ON MoruiulsIde Helr,,,
This will Der the greatest edIaes An
America ana the fourth In lur,r,.
ance IN the world
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

tpstus Miles Foreman has LETT New
y,rE FOR an extended journey the
itinerary NJ which includes Australia
Sew Zealand and the South Sea 1871
,,ds and which Is undertaken, he
snld NOT to gain new literary mate
,ai but solely because he wants to
inlay little"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
apuos" ordered from seattle.

IN. chief Of police ot Seattle. be-
Having that Prize fighters bring Grim.
inais and other undertakes In their
traln has ordered an puglllsts, train.
ers and others connected with tue
rnE 10 leave the city or take up some
respectable employment.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
Tho Opinion She Sought.

We'll. what do you think OF my
new hat7' she asked.
DO you want a candid opinion7" he
questioned
Heavens, no. she replied Say
sompthlng nice"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
North Dakota Solve, the Adul,srstlon



Problem.
North Dakota seems 90 have found
the key 20 the question How shall
We protect the people from frauds in
manufactured products" 4 new law
has recently gone into cnect designed
20 make % impossible to deceive peo.
pie into buying Inferior and adu't"r
Ated paint under the Impression that
they are getting real paint viz pure
white ieaI and llnsced oil
The North Dakota lawmakers did
not attempt 10 absolutely prohibit the
inferior pigments. or mixtures "
pigments They adopted the slogan.
let the label tuIl. and then left 20
the people 20 buy whichever they
wished
Under this plan 10 amy one wishes
10 buy mixture of rockdust ground
quarts and other cheap olemonta
which are found Ia many paints and
Ho.cailcd white leads no one can
object. Tor they do II with their eyes
open But II they prefer genuine
white lead and llnaced oil. thCy can
be sure ~ getting A. Tor none but
the genuine article can bear a label
which says pure white load
In al, other states mixtures are Of.
ten sold as pure white lead which
contain little - sometimes no real
white lead
u would seem that we're this same
principle applied 20 food. beverages
and an other prepared articles where
deception Is practicod upon the buy
or. the question would bee solved 10
would leave IA free 10 buy wha, we
tIcasod. but would protect no from
unvittlngly buying what We dli not
want
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

that my housework
was becoming a bur
den 1 tired easily,
had no ambition and
was fading fast My
complexion got yel
low. and l lost over
so pounds. My Thirst
was terrible, and
there was sugar In
the kidney secre
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

II a cut bleeds proiusoy Il should
be held under a stream OF cold water
Compress the wound and apply clean
lint u an artery has been severed
tIc the lint tight above the cut and
By lntroduclng @ stick under the hand
kerchief and twisting q, round check
the bleeding until surgical assistance
eau DO obtained
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
We Make Travel Easy.

Five trains daily via the Atchison.
Topeka a Santa Fe Colorado TO Kan
sas City, st. Joe, Chicago. Galveston.
III PaBo, City OF Mexico ASK me
about reduced rates G. + Warren.
@. A., A. T. & s. +. Ry,. All Dooly
Block. Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
inaPineh. Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE

A powder ~ cure painful, smart
iag. nery0u. Zee. aud lngrowing nails.
Iys the greatest comfort discovery OF
the axe Makes now hoes easy A
certain cure fdr sweating feet Sold
by all druggists. 25c. Trial package.
FREE. Address a. 8. Olmstod, 10
ROY y. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

And the small boy lives his neigh
b,r AL mman.falf she gives him
aometh'nr to eat
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

PUTNAM PADDLES DYES are tast
% H.hi Hui washing Hni COLOR more goods
fH.u rfH.rs lI# per- package.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
Innnr.nnt 90 Mo,hnrn.

y,,mios carefully every bottle of cAsToRfA.
s,.is and sure remedy Tor infants aud ehildfsn,
ana sss thit 10
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07
WORN TO A SKELETON.
A Wonderful Restoration Caused .
Sensation In a Pennsylvania
Town.

Mrs. Charles y. Preston. OF Elkland,
Pa. says: Three years ago | found
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

In usa POI over 80 Years.
Ths Kind You Lave Always BouGa
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-09-07

.. .t'.,r- 'ss'b.ss ,.Hsa. iHs gums reduce, IL.
-.ti'. s.ar.ra'a afss aiadraI'c. hcs bottle
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-04-19
". R. MERIFIELD KILLED At WATSON
Three Fines
WERE COLLECTED FROM BUNCH
OF FIVE BEFORE THE
MAYOR TO-DAY.

There were FIVE men rounded up last
night by the police force and three
fines were collected from the bunch
John Cheek was caught early In
the evening. He had load that was
too heavy for him to make the ascent
of Bridge street Chief Fleming ana
Assistant Chief Bartholow came to his
rescue and ushered him into the
building by the side OF the nre
department. The mayor fined him
six dollars
John Doe and his friend Richard
Roe made their appearance in court
John was caught on Main street by
Chief Fleming. The mayor thought
six dollars was an adequate ane LOT
John. Richard was taken at the cor
ner of Jackson and Monroe streets by
Assistant Chief Bartholov. Richard
was fined six dollars
Officer Carpenter furnished Grover
Lake with nights lodging in the
city bastile. He was drunk and was
raising 4 disturbance on Water street
His fine was seven dollars.
Sam Shears was fined SIX collars
for the caring of a team belonging TO
a man that Sam did not know After
this Sam will not let any one take ao'
vantage of his spirit OF altruism-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-04-19
DISTURBANCE WILL CONTINUE,
SAYS HICKS.

ST. LOUIS, April 1s.-Prof- Hicks.
the we'll known scientist, stated that
the San Francisco disturbance was q
direct result of violent eonvuisions OF
the planetary system and the eruption
Of VcSuvius.
"These disturbances will continue
at intervals until June" he said, "or
until the end of the summer soIstice.
It is probable that the disturbance
will be felt in ST. Louis in few days.
! look forward to a trembling at any
time, for the disturbances are bound
to take place throughout the world
Spots on the sun that can now be seen
with che naked eye testify to the per-
turbation that is now being manifest
cd in the solar system They are the
effects of great upheavais, which are
bound to rebound on all the other
pianets-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-04-19
Off The Track
FIVE CARS LOADED WITH COAL
DERAILED ON PANPA"
BRANCH TO-DAY

a wreck which threw of the tracE
FIVE cars in deep cut at South R1Ses-
vile. on the Pawpaw branch. occur
red this morning at 1-15. The cars
were all loaded with coal Traffic
was delayed for several hours 1t IS
not known what caused the wTeck-
The train was going at the rate OF
about ten miles an hour when all az
once several cars in the middle Of the
train jumped the track No one was
injured The track was tom up ZOE
quite long distance, and seventy-hve
crossties have been ordered to the
place to repair the track One thing
very remarkable about the wreck Is
even though the cars were thrown or
the track, not a lump OF coal was drop
ped from on the cars with which they
were loaded.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-04-19
EUROPE DISCUSSES DISASTER
Speeuiates as to Connection eetweer
Eruption and Earthquake.

Speculates as to Connection Between
Eruption and Earthquake.
LONDON. April 1e-Thc calamity
which has befallen the people Of san
Francisco overshadows in interest at
other topics in the newspapers here
this morning.
AN the papers publish long special
dispatches describing the terrib's ef-
fects of the earthquake. Following SO
soon upon the eruption Of Mount We
,u- !;,s and the earthquake sa" Is cr
ti,. island Of Forue'Sa the question IS
auA;ously debated whether there IS
any connection between these events.
ETofeSsor John Mime. whose Se's-
mic observatory at Shide on the Isle
Of Wight, recorded q disturbance at
1880 O'Clock Wednesday afternoon.
English time. expresses tie opinion
that the earthquake had no connection
whatever with the volcanic erupt:oc-