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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29
Epigrams for the Poor.

The only real poverty is that which
pities itself.
Failure need not imply honesty nor
will mere poverty be password into
heaven.
Poverty and wealth are not so much
differences of condition as they are
differences of opinion.
1t is more difficult to receive than
to give; beware lest your gratitude,
be no more than mask for envy.
Poverty is not crime; it is the only
luxury in which the rich cannot af-.
ford to indulge.
To be content is to be happy. and
happiness is one of the Three who can
not be bribed; the other two are
love and death.
Poverty is an honorable estate until
the point Is reached where man COM
plains not because he is poor but be-
cause an other is rich.
Humility may be virtue, but SER
Witty is not even vice.
The poor may not know who are
their enemies; the rich cannot know
who are their friends.
1t Is less bitter TO- starve In an attic
than to feast upon plates Of gold, with
suspicion as your portion.
The irony of poverty is its wealth of
possibilities; the irony of wealth is
its poverty of ideas.
AS a blind man Sees no more from
q nn....nacle. just 80 fool learns NO
more from his opulence.
The poor weep because so many
things which they want are unat-
tainable; the rich weep because the
unattainable things are the only ones
they want.
The disappointment Of failure is not
half as pregnant as the disappointment
of success.-The Papyrus.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29
First White Robe Of the Season.

Early last evening began the first
fall of snow Of the season, and when
Grand Forks awoke this morning,it was
to see about six inches Of the 'beauti-
full mantling everything. In the early
morning hours, before being soiled by
traffic, there is no more beautiful sight
et any season of the year in North
Dakota than this, the first fall of
snow, with the sun a-glisten on it, be-
fore being soiled by traffic. It makes
the shoe stores. the coal and wood
dealers, and the clothiers hustle,
though, for the generality of people,
while knowing full we'll that galoshes,
winter fuel and overcoats are the in
evitable, generally fail to realize 1t,
until the first mantle of purity covers
the ground. 1t is then they realize
that winter is upon them. BY noon
today many cutters were on the
streets and the merry chime OF sleigh
bells could be heard.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29

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judgment Of republic. not as gift
to personal friend,
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29

Don't overlook the valuable informa.
ton contained In Kelsey Development
Co.'s ad of this issue.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29

Be sure and read the pointers river
IN this issue by the Kelsey Develop
n1ent Co.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29

No man can knife the ticket him
self and then appeal to the party to
support his friends. That is like send
ing an infidel to conduct revival. The
man who falls short of his party vote
in this county, IL there are such, will
have no one to blame except those who
have openly and ardently advocated
the knitting of the ticket. The county
ticket may suffer from such con-
temptible policy, and If it does, let
the Herald and the few who agree
with it have the scarlet letter printed
on their breasts.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29

John Burke has quit the stump
given up the fight and gone home-and
there has not been a single thing
pointed out by him that he could
change except the members of the
state institution boards whose terms
would expire during his administra-
ton. Will the senior exponent cut
something from the Indiana scrap
book to show what else he has showed
could be reformed? Just sifted down
to serious facts, was not his campaign
one great big political humbug?
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-10-29

The election returns next week will
show where the traitors to the republi-
can ticket are located.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Elmer Anderson met with a
severe accident Saturday. While
coasting on skates he ran into a
bob sled at the bottom of the hill
and temporarily reduced his
beauty about fifty per cent. DR..
Bushell took enough stitches in
his eye brow to close up a nasty
cut and he will look well as ever
in few days.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

A. E. Fitzsimons, of Salida, on
Sunday last arranged for the Pur-
chase of the pool hall and restau
rant, heretofore managed by Le-
roy Bigelow. He took charge on
New Years day and is doing a
good business. We welcome Mr..
Fitzsimons and hope he will pros
per.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

FOR SALE:-Ten acres choice
fruit land near Elberta. under
fence, together with ten inches Of
perpetual water for $500 on easy
terms. Now is the time TO take
advantage OF low prices as pl -es
will dcutle with he next -Iop.
/. ID. McFApDEN.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Santa Claus made trip clean
from Skagway. Alaska, to visit
Mrs. l.. H. Christian. The fact
that she has son living there is
attributed to be the means of the
jolly old gentleman securing her
address.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

w. f. Pyne writes from Farm
ington, N. NJ, to T. J. Jackson
of this place, and says that the
weather down there is something
fierce. He complains that the
cold is very severe and far worse
than it is here.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

The Congregational people
will formally open their new
chapel Sunday morning, Jan. Z.
Superintendent Horace Sander
son of the Congregational Home
Missionary Society will speak
morning and evening.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Ed. Horning took a bunch of
cattle over to Surface Creek
Thursday morning where they
Will be fed during the balance OF
he winter.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

G. Drake is clearing his place
above the Fire Mountain canal
and is accumulating fine lot of
cedar posts which he will hold
for sale.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

If you are thinking Of building
a wall or plastering see Moritz &
Hammond and get prices on
cement They have the best on
the market and at the right price
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Give your horses a change!
Mixed timothy and wiregrass and
straight wiregrass hay at the
North Fork Fruit Growers AS
sociation
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

For SALE:--Or trade. My place
just west of the Electric light
plant Three rooms, three lots,
close TO hydrant. Will take team,
wagon and harness on deal.
1926 JESS MYERS.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

All kinds of conveyance papers
quickly and correctly prepared;
of title furnished on
short notice. See c. c. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05
Chance to Save Money.

You can save FIVE per cent on
your meat purchases by buying
coupon book for cash at the
Peoples Meat Market.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

E. B. Kemp began the con-
struction of his new Pitkin mesa
residence on Monday. Starting
out with the New Year right.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

The Stewart mesa Mite Society
held an interesting session at the
residence of John King last Tues
day. Among those from town
who attended were Mr.. and Mrs.
Leroy Tolle.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Perolin makes carpets as good
as new by taking out every atom
of dust. 1t will save the wife
half her work over the usual form
of sweeping and busting.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Florence Short returned to her
home at Midway, last Saturday
after spending the holiiays with
her cousin Kate Tinnen.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

r. L. Foster and Thos. Mckee
are putting up ice this week.
They are cutting it from the river
and are getting a good quality.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Geo. Olinger this week sold his
stock of general merchandise to
T. o. Rusho and the latter took
possession Tuesday.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

w. H. Harding lost eight fine
hogs this week by reason of their
getting to a dead animal and
over eating.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Mrs. T. P. Davis came up from
Cory Tuesday and visited friends
for a few days.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05


This Office received new per-
forater this week and is now pre-
pared to do better bound, perfor-
ated and numbered work than
ever before. No more necessity
for getting the half perforated
stuff that is partially cut with rule.
You can just as we'll have the
round hole perforation same as
the government gives you on
postage stamps.
Mr.. Editor-The writer last
Wednesday took nine Paonia
ladies out to the regular meeting
of the Ladies Aid Society, which
met with Mrs. Cauffman, on
Mornings mesa. The society is
in most flourishing condition,
with larger attendance than usual.
At this meeting twenty-three
were in attendance and the time
was spent in making quilts.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Miss Margaret Allison returned
from Broken Bow, Neb., Saturday
last. She has been visiting there
for the past three months.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Zelema and Hiram Garfield re.
turned from their visit to Maher
last Saturday.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Tim Memory and son came
down from Somerset and spent
Sunday with Paonia people.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05
SOME BARGAINS.

Go to the Paonia Meat Market
for fish. All kinds of Fresh
Ocean Fish in stock.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

The choicest beef, veal, mutton
and pork at the Peoples Meat
Market. Sausages and puddings
of various kinds.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Try our Knepp Malt coffee
the perfect coffee substitute at
The PAoNIA GROCERY & BAKERY.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

E. E. Edwards came down
from Somerset Tuesday and re-
turned on the evening train.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Mr.. and Mrs. G. L. Corey and
family returned to Olathe Mon
day morning.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

The children of f. A. Kerns
have moved to town in order to
attend school.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Miss Mamie Spencer left for
Grand Junction Monday morning.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05
LOCAL ITEMS.

1t pays to trade with
The CURTIS HDW. Co.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Fred Curtis is building a new
barn on the Edwards place which
he recently purchased.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Street hats going at one-half
price at HYER & WARDS.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Arthur and James Sanderson
came over from Crawford Wednes-
day.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Perolin will settle the dust
question.
The newspaper., 1906-01-05

Mrs. S. H. Gain is on the sick
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
THE BINGVILLE SCANDAL.
New York WORLDLY

Miss Mandy KEEP tn money th't was goin'
t tn heafhen
But lately awful Sossipin' an scandal
vas a-seethin;
Y see there is a matter of a dOllaT-nine-
ty-six
Th't folks say Mandy srafted-she was in
a dreadful fix
Las week tn other ladies made a firm
determination
r. sift tn hull blame matter with q strict
investigation:
An gosh that girl was worried, till a
Teller th't she knew
Goes hikin' [ tn city FIR { find out whut
{ do
Il seems he knowed a party as wus
quainted with some dodgers
A-standin' pretty middlin' RICH Nj.
Henry Rogers.
Wall. back he comes t Mandy. with a
cheeTin, hopeful smile,
An now tn little lady is a-singin' all tn
v lille.
Now ever since us fellers has been pryin'
an a-fiShin
T find out whut was blOckin' th't there
threatened inquisition;
But Mandys frien' amt though
he pretty surely can
An folks thinks Mr.. Rogers is a durn re-
sourceful man.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
Catarrh of the Stomach.

Catarrh of the stomach is usually caus-
led by swallowing poisonous mucous,
(which drops down from the head and
Throat at night. Quickly cured at little
lcost by Drs. Shores famous treatment.
rs there nausea
DO you belch gas?
Are you conStipated2'
rs your tongue coated2"
DO you bIoat up after eating2
is there constant bad taste in the
lmouth?''
Now is the time to be permanently
cured. Drs. Shores are curing hundreds
levery week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18

Here are Mrs. Geertsen's own
words: L deem it my duty TO ten
der this. my testimonial as an Of
fering of gratitude, as l feel that
under God Drs. Shores & Shores
have been the means of restoring
me to health and changing my life
from one of depression and pain to
one of joy and happiness 1 suffered
for years, was all run down. could
not eat, sleep or think-in fact, had
Nervous Debility in the worst form,
accompanied with Catarrh and tor
pid liver, bad kidney and bladder
trouble. and it seemed as though
l must die until l began a treat
ment with Drs. Shores & Shores. l
must say their medicine has done
wonders for me and | cannot praise
them or their medicines too much.
for l can now eat and sleep well and
in every way feel like a new wo-
man. It has been nearly nine years
since I was cured, and l feel like
encouraging every one suffering as
l was to go to them for aid, for I
know they will do their part to cure
you if you will do yours, l will say
to you, doctors, go on in your own
way for in blessing others you may
be blessed, is the wishes Of
(Signed) MARY A. GEERTSEN,
1925 oath Street, Ogden, Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
IN DISEASES OF MEN

Drs. Shores S Shores stand alone
as the specialists who believe in
their treatment so much that they
boldly say to men suffering with
private trobles: PAY YOUR FEE
WHEN CURED" Contrast this
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Did you ever hear Of d faker ere
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tient? Drs. Shores say keep your
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
CHAPTER XXXX

The diving boat, attended by Norok's
covering canoe, left as usual at in the
morning, although the rain was still
falling heavily, and the green noun
tain forest was enshrouded I'm a thick,
heavy mist About 10 O'Clock how
ever, it cleared slightly, and the sun
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
WE TREAT AND CURE

CATARRH-Deafne Nose and
Throat Troubles, Eye and Ear Dis
eases, Bronchial and Lung Troubles,
Asthma, Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney Diseases, Bladder Troubles,
Female Complaints, Chronic Dis
eases of Women and Children,
Heart Disease. Nervous Diseases,
Chorea (St Vitus' Dance, Ricketts,,
Spinal Trouble, Skin Diseases, Sci
atica and rheumatism. Diseases,
of the Bowels, Piles. FistuIa and
Rectal Troubles, Goitre Tor Big
Neck), Blood Diseases. Tape Worm,
Hay Fever, Hysteria, Epilepsy, in
somnia, etc, and all durable Merry
Gus, Private and Chronic Diseases.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
SIS A MONTH BY MAIL

No one need be deprived of the
advantages of this SPECIAL OF
FER because of living away from
the city. WRITE DRS. SHORES
AT ONCE, if you can not call, FOR
THEIR SYMPTOM BLANKS, and
take advantage of Drs. Shores
SPECIAL OFFER TO CURE CA
TARRH AND ALL CATARRHAL
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LOW FEE OF s. A MONTH; NO
OTHER CHARGE OR EXPENSE.
ALL MEDICINE FREE. This
special offer goes into effect AT
ONCE, and holds good to ALL
WHO APPLY THIS MONTH.
CALL OR WRITE. CONSULTA-
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TAKE TREATMENT OR NOT.
DO NOT DELAY. APPLY NOW.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
FREE EXAMINATION
COUPON.

Any person presenting this
coupon at Drs- Shores Office
or enclosing it in letter with
a description of their case-wiH
be examined and advised abso-
any further obligation to take
treatment or pay a cent. This
offer being made to give the
public a chance to test Drs.
Shores skill at Dr. Shores ex-
pense. If you are not sick your
self, hand it to a friend who is.
H"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
CHAPTER XXXuI.

The euchre party broke up very
suddenly when Tom and Castles en-
tered the cabin. and told their story,
and Pat was at once sent on shore to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
CHAPTER XXXIV.

BY noon of the next day the four
guns were in position. They were
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18

(sCopyright in the United States of
AmcTica.)
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
Catarrh of the Ears.

Catarrh extends from the throat along
1.-THE eUstaChian tubes into the ears. CauS-
ling partial or complete deafness. Quickly
Toured with little cost by DrS. Shores
famous treatment
rs your hearing failing?'
DO your ears discharge"
rs the wax drying in your eaTs?
DO you hear better some days than
lothers?''
rs YOUR hearing worse when you have
la cold -
Don't neglect this until your hearing is
lirTeparably destroyed. Drs. Shores car
lcure YOU.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
Kidney Diseases.

Results in two ways. by taking colo
land by OverworkinE the kidneys in sep
arating from the blood the catarrha
pOisons which affect all organs. Quickly
cured with little cost by Drs. Shores
famous treatment.
Does your hands and feet swell?"
rs Il EOtiCed more at nighr2'
rs there pain in the sm1lI of tho
back2''
Has the peTspiTatiOn a bad OdoT?'
is there puffineSs JuGeT the eyes %
DO you have to get up often a night?
is there deposit in urine il LEI
.standing2' -
Don't neglect these signs and risk
Bright's Disease killing you. Cure it now
Liver Diseases.
The liver is affected by Catarrhal poi
sons. extending from the stomach int
the ducts Of the liver Quickly curedzwvith
little cost by Drs. Shores famous treat
ment
DO YOU get dizzy2'
Have you cold feet2'
DO you feel miserable
DO YOU get tired easily
DO you have hot fIushes?"
Are your spirits low a tines
DO you have rumbling in the bowels
These are the seven simple signs indi-
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any or all of them, seek Drs. Shores nov
land be cured.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18

AT who apply 20 Dts Shores III
person or by letter during March
with any Catarrhal Chronic Ner-
amined and advised FREE-with
out obligations to take treatment
or pay a cent. Cut out the Free
Examination Coupon" bring or
send it to Drs. Shores and learn the
truth about your trouble absolutely
free. Don't delay - apply now
while the season is right-and the
cervice FREE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-18
The Bronchial Tubes.

When cataTrh OF the head and Ihroa
is neglected or wronEfully treated; il eX
tends down the windpipe into the brOn
chial tubes. and after n while alta cks the
lungs. Quickly cured with little cost bS
Drs. Shores famous treatment.
Have you Il cough
DO You take cold easily2'
Have YOU pain in the side2'
DO you raise frothv Materials
DO you spit up little cheesy Jumps?
DO you Ieet you are growing WEAKER!
Don't risk neglecting these warnings
stop the disease before it reaches tbs
lungs
New-York tribune., 1906-05-03
THE FREYCH CRISIS PASSING.

May Day has come and gOne and France has
suffered no revolution. There were some half
organized brawls in Paris. the police and sol
diers charged upon and dispersed some incipient
mObs and there were numerous arrests of actual
or potential lawbreakers. On the whole hOw-
ever. the capital maintained general and graf
flying degree of tranquility. That, it is true,
was due to the presence and display of over
wnelming force. But so the tranquility of any
thing in the natural world is due to the action
OF some tranquillizing force superior to the
forces of disturbance and disorder. It is graf
flying to know that the French government has
such force at hand, can rely upon it, and has the
courage and the discretion to employ it when
ever necessary, TO so good effect on Tuesday.
It is also peculiarly gratifying to note that the
forces of law and order are so firmly marshalled
by that very statesman whom the enemies of the
republic have often reckoned favorable to
their sinister schemes. The Minister of the In
terror is disappointing the revOIutiOnists much
as he is encouraging and gratifying all true re-
publicans. The other day NJ. Clemenceau, as
our Paris correspondent vivaciously reported.
told Citizen Grifuelhes, the general secretary
of the Confederation of Labor, that while he
was free to express any opinions he pleased, If
! he committed any illegal act he would be ar
rested II SHALL" added the minister, "crush
any attempts you may make to create public
disturbance" NJ Clemeneeau was as good as
his word. He arrested Citizen" Griffuelhes,
and he crushed in advance, by a mere display Of
governmental power, all serious attempts at dis
order. He did we'll
Now we shall see if Citizen" Griffuelhes is
also as good as his word. For that somewhat
bumptious agitatOr said that NJ. Clemenceau
would make a great bIunder Il he did these
things. We shall see in next Sundays elections
and elsewhere whether il was a blunder to uD-
hold the law and to maintain order. For our
selves do not think it was, and we do not
think it will appear. Courage and decision
are as practically profitable as they are theOret-
ically admirable. There is no nation in which
they are more admired than in France, and it
is to be expected they will there receive an ample
practical reward. If such is the result at the
polls. the crisis which is now passing will be
entirely past.
New-York tribune., 1906-05-03
COUNT WHITES RETIREMENT.

The retirement of Count Witte from the Rus
sian Prime Ministership, and indeed, from Rus
sian public life, is at last after many rumOrs,
announced. 1t will cause little surprise. since
it has so long been predicted and also for the
reason that in the present unstable condition
of Russian affairs nothing is really to be re-
garded surprising 1t will cause much more
regret, however, partly because Count Whites
distinguished services to Russia seem to de-
serve better requital than what is practically
a dismissal from the place he has so ably filled;
partly because there are doubts whether any
other man can guide Russian affairs through
this critical period as wisely and as well as
he could, and partly because Of the suspicion
that his dismissal means the ascendancy of
those reactiOnary influences which have long
baen arrayed against him.
With the personal phase OF the case we need
not concern ourselves. There is an old saying.
not always true that republics are ungrateful.
If an empire sees it 10 be ungrateful, it has
that privilege. There are those who have all
along cOntended that Count Witte has been
much Overrated by the world at large Perhaps
So though the world has not been convinced
Of it, At any rate. il is Russia's business. not
ours, how she treats her public servants. Nor
are we inclined to make unqualified estimates
Of the ability or inability Of Count Whites sue
cessor. Mr. GOremykin is called by some
Weakling ana by others FeactOnary. 1t is
probable that neither judgment is just He has
been conspicuous in public life and in the direc-
ton Of large affairs for many years, and some
Of his achievements have certainly indicated
the possession Of talents Of no mean order He
has never, so far as we can recall been identi-
ned with harsh, represslve or despotic policies
Dut, on the contrary, he has been the author
Of some Of the most liberal and progressive acts
OF the Russian government IN recent years. We
are therefore inclined 90 regard his appoint
ment to succeed Count Witte not with dismay,
put win hope and with certain measure OF
confidence
What we have Just said applies, obviously.
a4so TO the other consideration mentioned
namely me possibility Of a change OF policy
~ me direetlon OF reaction and Reputation OF
the promised reforms IL NAV be that e,,ch =
change viii occur. Tor almost ansthinr s nos