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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
United Evangelical Church.

Rev. T.. T.. McNicker pastor.
Services next Sunday:
Morning at eleven. Subject:
"The Disadvantage of Holding
Membership in a Large church-or
None At AL"
Evening at seyen'thirty. Sub
ject;
From The Creation To The
Flood"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
Cries To Gene Back.

W, X. Pettigrew, who, with his
family, went back to Oil City,
Pennsylvania, six weeks ago, drops
a line to THR REVIEW to say that
he yearns for old Oregon's climate
and conditions. He has gone to
work at carpentering-but the
morning he commenced it was 20
degrees below zero-and he didn I
like 1t. Even Mrs. Pettigrew de.
cided that "the old home aint like
il used to be"-and she would like
to be back in Oregon.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
Leased A Hall.

Laurel Lodge. No, 1856, Loo.
r. has just completed a lease for
Forbes hall, over the room for.
merly used as a bowling alley.
THIS place is to be handsomely
ntted up as the lease runs for
three years-and a Rebekah lodge
is to be instituted in the near
future.
The lodge will have a gala night
on Tuesday evening. March 30.
when It IS expected to have every,
thing nicely arranged.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
A HALFRATE.

THOSE preachers, Rev. Sharp
aud Rev, Wilson, who patronizcd
the Portland bar free lunch, no
doub, ate TO be good fellows. There
was no harm done-eNcept to es.
tablish a money-losing precedent.
The neNt time, however, they
should carry their hAlfrate permits.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
THE Only WAY.

MONTANA politicians certainly
know how TO do things-and do
them right One OF them is paying
all the expenses OF rs newspaper
men of that state for a round.trip
excursion TO Los Angeles and il
may be a sure.,hing guess he'll lose
nothing by H. Oregon politicians
Welll
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
GUARANTEED.

ONE bright individual has in
vented a calendar good for 200
years-and has placed the same on
sale. II a buyer should find at the
end of 200 years that the calendar
was in any respect incorrect he may
have his money retuTned-or a new
calendar given him.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
TELL THE TRUTI

SENATOR Hepburn is anxious
tn have all salmon cans labelled
trulhtullY, Pr instance Packed
by Slwash indians. a filthy gang oi
nasty unwashed creatures, who
stink 80 one can smell them four
hundred feet away"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Many of our exchanges contain
notices to the effect that on such
and'snoh a date the prices of lots
IN Blank addition will he advanced
IS per cent" This shows that
values are tending upwards all over
the state, and now is the time To
buN.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
Baptist Church.

Rev. L. A. Leonard, pastor.
Services next Sunday:
Sunday school at ten.
Preaching at eleven.
Preaching at seven-thirty.
Exposition list Pralm.
All are invited.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

When YOU realize what YOU could
have done by investing that little
surplus OF cash YOU had on hand a
year ago in 81, Johns real estate,
doesn't it make YOU feel queerl
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
A Scent
Tinware Special

We want every lady in 81, Johns
To call and see our big special in
these goods. This is the biggest
bargain that we have been able Ia
secure in these goods, and they
wont last long, These are not cheap
goods, however. Not any cheaper
in quality than anybody else sells,
But We are selling them at our reg
ular grocery profit, and this is con
siderably less than most people like
Ia take,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
Al Methodist Church.

Rev, +. L. Young. pastor.
Services next Sunday:
Sunday school at ten O'Clock
;, r. Thurston, superintendent.
Preaching at eleven.
Preaching at seven-thirty.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
Potter & Goold

buy their poultry netting, nails,
screen doors, etc, at the factory,
and are daily receiving large adj
ditions to their well selected stock
of hardware and paints.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Chicago, Minneapolis, Duluth
OF Seattle were not bull, up by OBJ
structlng the progress of every
enterprise that knocked at their
doors, Respectfully referred to the
slow hoysoi the village of Portland.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
AWFUL.

IF yacht spells 'yo," whaeh,
a lacht of hacht shacki would racht
on the spacht during a campaign by
those who could naeht spell
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
Social.

The NJ. l.. Epworth League will
give a "hard time social at the NJ.
w. A. hall, Wednesday, February
2s. Fine program. All are in.
vited.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
For Sale.

100 cords of wood green, dry
and mixed. Also 5000 cedar posts.
Orders solicited, J. +. Williams,
Phone East 659o, $40 Kellogg
street, ST. Johns,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Now let some fearless individual
creep up and poke little ginger
into our local board of trade.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Portland wants 100 additional
policemen. The indications are
that Portland needs them.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
+. M. LASHBAUGH

Puel furnished. either short or
long. Draying aud teamwork
of every kind. Prompt service.
Terms reasonable.
Corner Jersey and catlin, ST. JOHNS
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

A nice Granite Dipper, all among this
same 9-eent assortment now ON sale at
our store.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Some of
the articles
we enuulcr
ate here is a
Dish Pan. II
ofwell made
aud of good
quality, our
price o..
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23
This Evening.

Refreshments are included in the
price OF admission. Adults 2Sc;
children ISc.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Some 40 articles are now on sale al
the immensely small price Tor . eeats for
Your choice.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Keep Your Eye On St. Johns.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

This sam G
Dust Pan is now
retailed in our
hardware de.
RTtmeni al ISc
each, but YOU
will hnd il ON
the ". bargain
counter.
This is another
article that is
among the scent
bargains.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-02-23

Neatly printed books Of NOES
receipts for sale at this once
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

At a meeting of the board of regents
they elected w. J. Hawkins, superin-
tendent of the Columbian school in st.
Louis, president of the Warrenburg
normal. Professor Hawkins is one Of
Missouri's best known school men. He
is a graduate of the Missouri Valley
college, and strated his educational
career as president Of the Ozark col
lege at Greenfield. He was afterwards
superintendent of schools at Nevada,
Mo-, for IA years. From this position
he was elected principal of the Hum-
boldt school at Kansas City, which po.
sition he held four years, going from
there to the Columbian school at st.
Louis. Professor Hawkins will begin
his work as president at the beginning
of the summer school, June Z.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

livery housekeeper should know that
II they will buy Defiance Cold Water
Starch for laundry use they will save
no. only time, because 1t never sticks
to the iron, but because each package
contains 16 Ozone full pound-while
all ether Cold Water Starches are put
up In A-pound packages, and the price
Is the same, 10 cents. Then again
because Defiance Starch Is free from
all injurious chemicals. II your grocer
tries to sell you q 1907. package It
Is because he has a stock on hand
which he wishes to dispose of before
he puts in Defiance. He knows that
Defiance Starch has printed on every
package in large letters and figures
&c ozs." Demand Defiance and save
much time and money and the annoy
ance Of the iron sticking. Defiance
never sticks.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
THOUGHTS FOR QUIET HOUR.

Don't call the world dirty because
you have forgotten to clean your
glasses.
If your religion Is OF the kind that
can be easily hidden 1t can as easily
be lost.
The only reason some men won't go
to the church is because they are not
invited into the pulpit.
II you want to make a rich man
understand you must touch his pocket.
book.
The people who are too lazy to pre-.
pare always have a lot to say about
the way the prizes are distributed.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
Willing TO Qhlipc.

Give me the city hall, please" said
the lady to the conductor OF the street
car.
II should be glad to do so, madam"
replied the conductor, who was a new
man and had been greatly impressed
by the rules Of the company, which
insisted upon employees being courte-
GUS and obliging. II should. indeed,
be glad to do so, but the lady over
there with the green feather in her
hat asked for the city hall before you
got on tho car. Is there any other
building that would suit you Just rs
well?"-Detroit Free Press.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
lewis SINGLE BINDER
~ STRAIGHT 5&ClGAR Always RELIABLE
Skiddoo'

The young man was trying to think
OF something else to say when the
young woman suddenly spoke up.
by the way. Mr.. Lingerlong," she
said. II tried to call you up by tele-
phone this morning, but I didn't get
any response"
you tried to call me up by tele-
phone?"
Eyes; I wanted to ask you a ques-
ton"
"Why I haven't any telephone num-
ber."
20, yes you have. Double six four
seven"
The young man made a rapid mental
calculation.
"Twenty-three!" he gasped. reaching
for his hat.-Chicago Tribune.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
He pitied Them.

A little boy was on his first oun
try excursion, relates the Brooklyn
Citizen. Some birds were flying high
overhead. and his hostess. a young
woman. said:
Look up, Tommy. Gee the pretty
birds flying through the air"
Tommy looked up quickly. and then
he said in a compassionate tone:
Poor little fellers! They ain't got
no cages, have thoy?"-DetrOit Free
Press.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
PAINTING SPELLS
Cured by Or. Wiiiiams' Pink Pills, the
Remedy Which Actually Makes
Nav Blood.

An9mia makes the patient short of
breath S 70 that there is often q sense Of
%suffocation, sometimes there is u cough
aud the sufferer seems to be going into
consumption, Mt others there is a muir.
muir Of the heart and heart disease is
feared. In the following case severe
fainting spells were an alarming symp.
tom resulting from "too little blood"
Mrs. George Forester, of z Curtis
street, Watertown, NY, says: "Some
time ago I took u heavy cold and it left
me in o very weak condition. I be.
came worse and worse until finally I
had anamia. ! lost flesh and appetite,
had no color and was subject to fainting
spells. Sometimes they would attack
me suddenly and | would fall to the floor
with hardly any warning.
81 had II of our best physicians,
but after he had been attending me
about a month without any improve.
ment in my condition, I decided to see
what DR.. Williams Pink Pills would do.
"The pills were well known to me
for, about two years before, members
OF my family had taken them with the
best results. l soon found that the pills
were just what ! needed for I soon be.
gan 10 notice a N improvement. After I
had taken them n while longer I was Ell.
tirely cured. and we all believe in DR..
Williams Pink Pills and recommend
them highly"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills actually make
new blood. They do that one thing and
they do it well. Impoverished blood is
deficient in red corpuscles. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills increase the number Of these
red corpuscles and in this way send
health and strength to every tissue.
All druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
Pills or they will he sent by mail, post.
paid, ON receipt Of price, 80 cents per
box, six boxes for $3.50. by the DIR. Will.
lams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

Nth LOCAL APPLICATIONS, a. they cannot reach
the seat Of the disease. Catarrh IA q blood or cOnsti.
tutiOnal disea se. and in order to cure II you must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken in.
ternally, aud acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure IL not q Quack medf.
cine. 1t was prescribed by one of the best physicians
In this country for years and Is u regular prescription.
II Is composed Of the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination OF the
two ingredients is what produces such wonderful 70.
suits in curing catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
FIJI. CHENEY Il CO., Props, Toledo, Q.
Sold by Druggists, price 15c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
Disappointed.

$50 Mrs. Nurich was held up and
robbed. How did she feel about IT."
"Oh, she's fearfully mad. Only had
i've cents in her pocket book at the
time, you know, and she's afraid peo-
pie will think she hasn't any money"
Detroit Free Press.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
Ethics.

DO you think we will eve be able
to communicate with Mars?"
MY dear sir" answered the astron-
omer, "you surely do not think |
woulc spoil pages OF magazine articles
yet to be written by endeavoring to
prove the contrary. 1t would be very
unprofessional Washington Star.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
When Your Grocer Says

he does not have Defiance Starch. you
may be sure he is afraid to keep it un-
til his stock of IL OF. packages are
sold. Defiance Starch Is not only bet
ter than any other Cold Water Starch.
bu. contains 16 OF. to the package and
sells for same money as u OF. brands.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
Nothing Alarming,

Next Door Neighbour was about to
say-what's that terrible racket up
stairs? Is somebody having a ft?
Mrs. Hewjams-NO. That's John.
Hos rehearsing the speech he Is going
to deliver tomorrow before the Uni
versal Peace society.-Chicago Tri-
buno.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
TRY One Packard.

II Defiance Starch" does not ple1se
you, return 1t to your dealer. II II
does you get one-third more for the
same money. 1t will give you satis-
faction, and will not stick to the iron.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

Ingenuity Of the Lazy Genius.
There Is no doubt that the average
ioafer displays considerable genius in
keeping out of a job.-Brookfsld (MO.)
Gazette.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

The Best Results In starching
can be obtained only by using DE.
fiance Starch, besides getting 4 OF.
o for same money-no cooking re-
Quired.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Hines
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 500
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. II. II. Kline,
Id, 93l and 933 Arch st., Philadelphia, Pa
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

Most men would save a lot Of money
by letting others do all the speculat.
ing.-Chicago Daily News.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
Almost Too Pointed.

She-I love all that is grand, noble,
majestic and beautiful.
He-Thank you very much, Miss
wilkins, bu~t-er-really. you embar.
ras me.-Stray Stories.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

/ MISSOURI STATE NEWS 1
Missourians Grow Tail,

Dick Dutton, Of Galloway county,
Is a fine specimen of physical man
hood himself, and has sev0n sons that
are built like him, each of them stand
ing over six feet high. He also has
FIVE daughters. and all ~ of the chill.
dren are Of robust makeup and make
a creditable showing for the kingdom.
At the Montgomery City street fair.
last fall, Mr.. Dutton and his family
entered the contest for the largest
family on the grounds, but were
beaten by a gentlemen who had 10
children, and the Galloway opponent
Of race suicide s%traightway informed
the victor that while he had beaten in
numbers he could not cope with him
on what the family weighed and
measured. Besides being large physi-
cally the Dutton family are also cred
table citizens of eastern Galloway in
every other particular. and the idea
Of good goods always being done up
in small packages fails to hold its
own in this one particular.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

A man who sticks to the truth sc
dom talks about himself.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

Smokers appreciate the quality value Of
Lewis Single Binder cigar. Your dealer
or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

Do Your Clothes Look Yellow
Then use Defiance Starch, 1t will
keep them white-1G OF. for 10 cents.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

Opportunity only knocks once; otter
that our friends do it.-Puck.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
The Limit.

Knicker-Was 1t . miscarriage q
Justice?
Bocker-Worse; 1t was a mlsauto.-
N. Y. Sun.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

1t Is an Old mans weakness to boast
Of his youthful %depravity.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08
Hot Summer Predicted.

A pair of SOldfinches made their
appearance In the court house yard at
Liberty recently, and the prophets"
are unanimous in the opinion that they
are the forerunners of an extra hot
and dry summer. 1t Is the first TINA
In about 20 years that any birds Of
this species have been seen here. Tho
birds get their name from the large
patch of yellow on their wings. The
front of the head and throat are bright
red. the nape. with part of the wings
and tail, black,
General shelby's Cousin Won.
In the company competitive drill at
Wentworth Military academy, Com
pany b. captained by Andrew Little
of Davenport. Ia, was the winner.
The individual drill medal was
awarded to Bert Shelby, of Lexing-
ton, who is a cousin Of the late Gen.
Joe Shelby. The second contestant
was Robert Shelby. Of Chickasha, I.
r. Lieut.. ID. d. Gregory, Of the Fifth
cavalry, stationed at Jefferson bar.
racks. was Judge of the competitions.
Liberty to Get New Depot.
After years of waiting, Liberty Is to
receive a handsome new depot from
the Burlington railway. Agent Hoff-
man has received a letter telling him
to ascertain II the Liberty contractors
desired to bid on the work. The pres.
ent structure was built 50 long ago
that the Oldest |inhabitant has forgot.
ten the date. and but few Of the pres.
ent generation expected to sec Il "a.
pls ed during their lifetime.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

Shipments Of binder Irvine have al
ready been begun from the state mann
factory, located in the p~enitentiary.
The first orders received came from
the extreme southeastern section Of
the state, where the wheat harvest is
some weeks earlier than in C.1ar por.
tons of the state. Warden Hall stated
that he had IN hand 1000, 600 pounds
OF this Irvine, now ready for shipment.
an amount double that had at the same
period last year. He estimates that
about 5000, 900 pounds of Irvine will
be required for the wheat crop of the
state. The Irvine Is sold for cash, and
at the cost Of production, as required
by the law which established the pri>
son factory, and is sold only to Mis-
sourians. The price now asking is SA
cents per pound.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

For children teeth.Ep, softers the gums, reduces in
dsmms:ioL, .I!ays pain. cures wind collie. 2sc u bottle,
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

Worry is an ever ready sexton.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-06-08

A certain class Of crooks who live
by their wits got a hard rap in an
opinion filed by Judge Fox. in division
No. 2 of the supreme court, and col.
Cured in by other members of that di.
vision. A man may lie in n business
deal, and IL his lie Is SO absurd that
common sense would readily disclose
the false representations, he may es-
cape the penitentiary. But II he mis-
represents facts ard obtains money
through methods not readily compre.
hended he is guilty of a felony, and
will have to serve a sentence in pris-
on. He cannot plead that II the per-
son defrauded had thoroughly investi-
gated the manner OF parting the vic
tim from his money he would not have
been deceived. A representation, mace
with a design to cheat, is a felony.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-02
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

When we entered into an arrange ment between ourselves as to the de- livery of ice. we had no other end in view than to reduce the expense in cident upon a double set of delivery teams. resulting in lessening the price Of ice to our customers, as well as an economic saving to ourselves. Our motives have been miscOnstrued and our actions misrepresented- We do not wish to be regarded by our patrons as conspiators or as having entered into an aIa'ansement in restraint of trade to the detriment of the rights of citizens with whom it is our interest to deal.
 Legal advisers have assured us that there has been no transgression of the statute in effect; we know there has been none in intention.
 Rather than further pursue our busi- ness with our customers fearing the existence of an arrangement between us unfair to them, we prefer that none longer continue.
 Hence we publish the following notice:
Arizona republican., 1906-08-02
DIFFERENT rHINGs-

A congressman from Illinois tells of the trials of a politician of that state. whose wife is according to his notions. a somewhat too ardent an advocate of woman's suffrage. On one occasion. it appears, the better half was remon- strating with her husband for his ad- verse stand in the mater.
 Mark my wOrdsl" exclaimed she eXcitedly, "one of these fine days we women will raise in our might and de- mand voice in the management of this country's affairs!"
 For mercy's sake, don'ts say that" retorted the politician. with amused horror, "be satisfied my dear. if you secure the right to vote!"-Woman's Home Companion.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-02
co. B. N, G. A. ATTENTION.

Company Orders No. 20:
 By authority of special orders No 12. headquarters N. G. A.. adJutant gen erals office, Company B will meet at the armory city hall. at 6:3O D. m.. August 2. to take train for Austin. Texas, for encampment. Every mem ber must be fully equipped by that time, and have. besides his regular equipment one change of underwear and four pairs of socks, brush. comb and towels. The armory will be open all day for the issuing of clothing. etc.
 By order
 JAMES A. PARKS. Captain First Infantry, Commanding Company B.
Arizona republican., 1906-08-02
kAlsER's cHEcKERBoARD.

The German emperor owns the most valuable eheckerbOard in existence. The light and dark squares are made of silver and gold and the drafts are also made of silver and gold, each having a diamond or a ruby in the center