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The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12
AND THE PEOPLE OF CAIRO GET
SOME OF THE "SWAG" BY
FINES.
Three "PaIs" Are Accused of Robbin9
Crap Game Keeper of Nearly
$5oo--Chief Eean Does
Good Work.

The SEN alton in police circles yes.
terday was an unusual complaint made
by Earnie Walters, who. it seems, has
been conducting a crap" game in the
saloon of Nichols & Stegg, at the
southwest corner of Sixth street and
| Commercial avenue II is very COM
mon that keepers of gambling places
look with profound contempt upon the
innocent who patronize them, and
when he has lost his money makes
complaint 70 the police; and ii is sell
dom that professional gamblers com
plain 10 the authorities when they
have been made the victims Of their
own practices by their own kind But
in this instance the game played was
unusually bold and the ''swag was
unusually large Walters Story to
the, police is. about as follows.
re gave the game over temper
arily to man named Wright, arl
this man bad conspired with two 9th
ers, named NJ 8 Lawrence and |. C
Kerr. to rob him. Lawrence and Kerr
pretended 10 play ana Wright showed
the money over 10 them in handfllls
as fast as he could handle, it. in quar-
tiers half dollars and dollars-all in
silver In a very little while fhe play
ers had practically broken the ban,
with the conniyance and enthusiastic
ad of the banker who was temper
arily in charge They had nearly $500
in coin, and found great difficulty in
getting il away They had all their
pockets full TO bursting, and several 4
sacks full. Loaded down as they we're +
they moved away aboriOusly, but they
to get away before Walters /
learned of the disaster TO his bank (
They boarded a car and made their
way to the saloon of Johnson at I
and Commercial, the
man who was recently involved in q .
plot to burn his saloon in order to
procure the Insurance. There they
turned the money over to Johnson who
nHt It in a grip and went to down
town bank to have it changed fer
bills. When Johnson returned with
a satchel full Of paper money he
found Kerr and Lawrence in custody
If Chief Egan and Officers Fitzgerald
and Lipe, who had preceded him there
and captured the gamblers,
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Lawrence claimed the money was
his as he had won It fairly and square
| ly at the game. He refused 10 give vi
any part of H. The chief concludes
that, as the money was ill-gotten b.
! those who had claimed 1t, the people
might as well have share Of it, He
ordered the pri. oners brought into
court, where they were charged with
gaming They pleaded guilty to the
charge and before the court had fixed
the fine the chief begged permission
to make a little speech.
In view of the great amount Of
disturbance this case has created"
said he, and the unusual manner in
which this thing was done. | would
ask the court although this is the first
offense by these men, to assess the
limit of the law in these eases"
That was my intention" said the
court. Il viii fine you 800 and costs
each, total Sl05.3o; total for both
s210.60. Can you pay ito
Il guess we can in few minutes,
said Lawrence. And then Johnson
telephoned to and asked to bring down
the money, and the fines were paid.
Walters, who was the keeper of the
game and the victim of this IDEAL
was fined $50 and costs, and he also
paid
Wright who was the temporary
banker and who wah in the scheme to
break the bank. made his escape,
leaving the city for Mounds, before
he could be apprehended.
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'D|R[CTORSARES ROCU[S FALL OUT
Continued from First Page.)

for a sum approXmating $4,000 wi
one of these brokers.
The conditions upon which tn
money was advanced were ouch tina
with the brokers and the lawyers
comissions and the usuricus interes
more than 81 900 was shaved from
the $4,000 before the money reached
Nipple.
The same agent for Nipple tired tc
place one of the bank presidents
notes with a wealthy lawyer on the
very day that Nipple committed sui
eide. This note was for a sum approx
mating 100000.
Trust Funds Practically Intact
Contrary to general belief Nipple
carried only a small amount Of life in
surance. This became konwn today
when f. c. Newbourg, counsel for
The Nipple family announced that
policies for a total of only. 81 500 have
been found, 3j4
The experts employedHe The state
department are,Nexamining
the securities in the trastHiipd: Thee
trusts will aggregate mERN than SIC.
GOO. 900. and there is considerable
on the part of the bene
ticiaries of these funds ever Their
afety. Up to this time there has been
lnly a hasty exam nation of the Sc
curities, sand with the exception of
about 100000 they were found prac
icalIy intacf
Although the examiners arr not
through with their work enough has
been LEANED to relieve the director
f criminal responsible ty for the col
apse of The institution.
II is understood that Adolf Segal, !
whose heavy borrowings ruined theI
rust company. today disposed OF two /
# his properties. 1t is known that /
yfth +fiS eoanse he held several con /
erences with a man said to be the (
epre sentatiye Of New York interests (
segal denied the sale but he made /
he declaration that everything will /
,e all right within two weeks
An investigation or the contents OF I
he strong box of the DetIe estate, I
or which President Nipple was trus-
ea, today developed that the mort
age papers representing 5000 were
Missing.
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TWO OPINIONS.

Our Republican friends have no
cause to feel eiated over any evidence
Of discord in the ranks Of Democrats
They have troubles of their own 70
look after. There is anything but
harmony among their leaders with re-
spect to the paramount issue before
the people in this congressional cam
paign, the tariff tax The addresses
of Messrs Cannon and Taft CLASH
most violently. to-wit.
Mr.. Cannon: i heartily indorse the
platform lately adopted by the Re
publicans of Indiana, WHICH in sub
stance says that the Republican party
will revise the tariff when il viii &c
more good than harm to the great
mass of the people. ! have
no hesitation in saying that the pres
ent revenue law, known as the Dingley
law. all..things considered, Is the most
nearly perfect and Just customs rev
enue law ever enacted. Tar.
iff revision in time of prosperity al
ways has and always will halt bust
ness activity, production and com
merce"
Mr. Taft: Speaking my individual
opinion and for no one else, ! be
lieve that since the passage of the
Dingley bill there has been change
in the business conditions of the cou1-
try making il wise and just to revise
the schedules of the existing tariff
The sentiment in favor of revision
Of the tariff is growing in the Republi-
can party. and in the near future the
members Of the party will doubtless
be able to agree on a reasonable plan.
Yesterdays Bulletin gave copious
extracts from Secretary Shaw's ad-
dress, delivered the evening before,
at Winston Salem, ~ G. Mr.. Shaw
explains how 1t happens that the sew
eral big tariff protected trusts are
able to sell their products cheaper in
foreign lands than they do in this
country. He says il is due to a sys.
TEN OF rebates and exemption proyid-
ed for in the Dngley law, which are
SO enormous that the greater cost Of
labor in this country and the cost of
Transporting the goods to foreign
countries is more than overcome. and
the trusts can sell their products
cheaper 10 The foreigners than they
can afford to sell them here.
But Mr.. Shaw fails to explain why
this system of rebates and exemptions
which the Dingley law so kindly pro
vides for the benefits of the foreign
consumer may not be made 10 oper-
ate -also in behalf of the American
consumer.
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TIME CARD CARO- llEcTnIC RVS.

FKELr LINE cars due 10 leave Second ~. go
ing north on commercial ave, every 10 min
utes from q. M. TO II PIN
Goiog nor,h on Walnut vt. every 10 minutes
from 6;Us a. ]" (. to 1898 p, m. 4a
3 PLAR s "A. LINZ Hoibrook Ave. cars
due TO leave second IT. going north on Hoi-
brook Ave. a 1857; 6;27; 6.42; 1857; 7:i2 a. IN.
and IN same minutes every hour until iO;f2
and li:t2 m.
Going west on Twenty Eighth st. at $40;
6lg; 1884; 6:49; @nd 7;0 a. IN. aud ON same min
ut. every hour INT 1854 and 1904 p M.
Poplar st. cars que TO p lss 5t Mary's park 10
minute af or leaving second 1t.
RELT LINE OWL CARS nor h on Walnut
THO p ~ 1874 a. m; 1880 u. M; $3.50 a. m;
8: 30 a. m; 4: 80 a, m. b:i0 q. m.
North on Commercial-l2:,0 p m; 100 a. m;
200 A. m. ; 800 q. M; 400 a. M; a. III.
Belt and Owl cars are due TO pass West
Thirty fourth st. 10 minutes after leaving
Second ST.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12

There is no subject talked so much
about in this country as baseball
There is nothing that is so much read
about. War extras in the days of the
rebellion were not more eagerly
fnatched up than ba4ehall of today
1t is the daily diet of millions of PEG.
pie who think or talk about little else
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Wonan,s Glory.

Her browning glory" has long been
a favorite phrase with poets and jour,
nalists for describing woman's
tresses, and there is certainly nothing
more glorious than luxuriant growth
of hair. and nothing more calculated
to make or mar womans appearance
than that same hair coiffe.
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Her Busy Day.

Dusty and hot from the club train h.
entered his pretty mountain cottage
slowly, Where Is your mother" he
languldly asked the little girl at play
in the hall. Somebody told her an
important secret after breakfast this
morning. SAID the child. and she
has been out visiting ever since"
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Suqge stioa.

Dere am one thing mob All want to
saSsebefQh, de congregashun am dis
missed said Parson Whangdoodle.
as he fixed his gaze on the contribu.
ton plate before him, IAN dat am 10
suggest dat certain membahs OBJ dis
flock git together an adapt a speshul
brand Of button so as to MAKE de col
lectshuns moh uniform"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12

Dear Doctor Enclosed find eheque
for professional services rendered by
YOU to my late uncle. | thank you
for your zeal in the matter and, shall,
not fail TO recommend you to all my
other wellthy relatives. -Meggen-
dorfer Batter.
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Surprised the Bishop.

1t is said that Bishop Whipple, OF
Minnesota, being held up BY a foot
pad said. Indignantly, Sir. am the
bishop of the Protestant Episcopal
diocese of Minnesota" The devil
YOU are!" replied the robber; why.
that's ny church, tool"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12
Athletic California Woven.

One of the California women's row
ing clubs does not stop short at the
management of light craft, but prac-
tees the heavier rowing Of the navy
Their club house is a ship, they wear
a dress something like that of blue
jacket, and they do not hesitate on
occasion to go aloft.
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CHEZ ROOSEVELT
Continued from First page.)

District Attorney Jerome is attacked
for alleged failure 10 prosecute those
guilty Of Insurance frauds
The platform declares for public
Ownership. public utilitio, that are
natural monopolies."
The convention declared positively
in favor of the nomination of A full
state ticket There was much disor-
der in the convention tonight Nhen a
motion to adjourn after the routine
business had been concluded. but the
mo ion was finally cared = =
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a Daily Thouqnt.

One must have been preoccupied for
years by work, by an idea, to appre
ciate the Importance which a man al
taches to his work, painter to his
picture. a poet to an idea. a man OF
science TO discovery Mme. Emile
dc GirardIn.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12

Nery little stress can be placed upon
the drawn beauty expressed in hand.
writing, since many distinguished men
ana women have written extremely II.
legible and bad hands. Horace
Greeley being probably. the best
known example in this respect.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12
Ii Wondered WhN.

When Richard Harding Davis met
the Niceroy Ii Huns Chang. in ST
Petersburg he was asked how old and
bo" rich he was, and what he did.
He replied Il write books why
do You wiite2" said Ii; are you not
strong enough to work."
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AUGUST Circulation,


The above is a correct and true
statement of the circulation or the
Cairo Bulletin for the year 1905 and
for the month of August, 1906.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 3tst day of July, 1906.
LEO J. KLEB
fSeal) Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12

A man named John Tyscziewlcs,
has had his name changed to john
Tidd If Tidd is the American for
Tyscziewicsz, such words as bid. did
hid kid, lid, etc. must be regular Jaw
breakers in some languages.
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For the Home pressmaker

Have little bag hung up on the
inside of the sewing machine frame
at the left hand to receive clippings
that so quickly accumulate when
working at the machine
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washington Forecast.

Washington. SEPT = sll-illinois-
Showers and thunderstorm vita cool
er in north Wednesday; Thursday fair
I'm north. showers and ccoler in south.
fresh north winds
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12

1892 .. m. Daily Chicago Vestibule Limited
arriving In Chicago at 1890 q. m connecting
with afternoon trains for all points east and
north.
ego a. IN. Daily St. Louis Might Limited
aYriving In az. Lonis 1T 7:0s o. M, connectina
At Union Station for all points west Sleeping
,ars open at 9:46 p. m.
5;IOs. M, Chicago Daylight Express
sxcent Sunday, makes slI stops between Cairo
hicsgo, arriving In Chicago at 40 D. m
F:10a. m. st. Louis Morning Express
Except Sunday, arriving in 81. Louis at li;F
making all stops.
1I.I5 a. m. st. Louis Fast Mail, arri =
ng In ct. Louis at 100 p. m.
11:15 n. m. Chicago Midday Special
arriving in Chicago, $3.50 .. m.
2:35p. IN. Daily st. Louis Limited, ar
irving In st. Louis at s:05 p. m, connecting
Union Station for x ansas City, Omaha, Dem
YER San Francisco and all points west.
2,35 d. IN. Afternoon Express for Odin
EfBngham, Nation, Tolona, Champaign, Chi
ago
Gas pm. Thebes accommodates.
7:15 d. m. Chicago and Eaatern ED
press striving In Chicago at 6 80 q. nj Indian
apolis .7:25 Cincinnati, 1880 .. M, Buffalo s;W
D. M. New York 1850 o. 10. Sleeping cars :: /.
Chicago,
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CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average daily and Sunday circu'
lation for the year 1907. .2'23
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation for the month OF Au-
gnst 1905 ........., 2o75
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The Bulletin In on sale at the rot
lowing places:
coIeman's, ala Eighth street.
Halliday House News stand
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Blue Front Restaurant.
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
iIlinol,

Cairo, Alexander County, iIlinol
Population 16,147.
Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk, r. A. HATCHER.
Treasurer, JAMES QUINN.
Comptroller. r.. S. DEWEY.
Police Magistrate. A. j. ROSS.
Chief OF Police, M. s. EAGAN.
Alexander County, Population 22e63
County Judge, VIM. s. DEWEY.
County Clerk, JESSE Il. MILLER.
Circuit Clerk, LEE d. DAVIS.
Sheriff, JAS. s. ROCHE.
Coroner, DIR. JAMES McMANUS.
County Superintendent OF Schools,
PROF. JOHN SNYDER
Assessor and Treasurer, FRANK r.
DAVIS.
Board Of County Commissioners.
GEORGE PARSONS.
DIR. EDWIN j. CAUSE.
J. ]. JENNELLE, Chairman.
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Cheap Excursion.

Don't fail to take in the cheap ex.
cursion to Northern Michigan mex
Monday. See Ad
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-09-12
SOUTHERN DIVISION

rHE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO MEMPHIS
NASHVILLE, CHATTANOOGA, At
tANTA, JACKSONVIrLH, "a
vANNAH, vTCwSBUR0
and JACKsONVILIE.
sos o. m. "The Dixie Flyer" Memphis
ssshvills and Jacksonville.
3:4O q. m. Memphis aud New Orleass Lfusit'
I'd via Memphis, arriving In Memphis ~ s;4s
I, M. and New Orleans s:t5 p. m.
5000 n. M. Psducah and 'ouisville.
I:41 p. M, daily, Memphis and New Ovlean
Fast Mall arriving in Memphis Ut T:46 .. m.sat
vew Orleans at $40 o. d.
I,a1 p. M, daily, Nashville, ChatsAoogAand
Atlanta.
600 pm. Memphis and New orlssns speeds
arrive in Memphis Mt 'i:lo p. m, New Orlssn
f0:35 q. IN. ~
1882 m. Paduoah and J.onsf Vile.
&<Por through tickets, sleeping car aocom.
nodstions and further information apply ~
illinois Central Passenger station. Cairo, Ill.
J. n. JONES, Ticket Aqt.
Sc. HATCH, G.P.A.
AIHANsOF. Passenger Trafio Manager.
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OFFICERS

Accounts OF corporations and indivfd-
uals especially solicited. Exchange
furnished to any part Of the world
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Officers
Dirsctsrs

Inssr.., Psls en- Tins psseslsA
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Alexander
County National
Bank
Commercial Ave. and Eighth street.
CAIRO, ILLINOIS.

Capital. ...-........-..S luo'uu
Surplus and Undivided Profits, $4,000
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11
GREEN SBoRo.

Greensboro, February 10-(Special.)- J. Mrs. James Pickens entertained at cards Tuesday morning Those who braved the cold and sleet to drive out to "Umbria," Mrs. Pickens' beautiful home, were ann ply repaid, so delightful was the occasion. Bid euchre was the game, and the prize was won on the cut by Mrs. William Inge. After the games a delicious lunch con was served The Pickens are one of the few families who elect to live in the country, and "Umbria" Is kept up in all the ante-bellum splendor, with its great roaring wood fires, shining brass and irons, massive silver heavy old cut glass and antique mahogany. The same gra- cious and charming hospitality that 1t has always been noted for is dispensed by the present charming hostess, making it now, as of yore, the most delightful places to visit.
 Mrs. Prime Osborn gave a beautiful luncheon Tuesday, The table at which the gues'~ were seated was beautiful with its ela '- decorations of violets and maidenh.i1 fern. The occasion was in every way a most delightful one, assem- hling twelve guests.
 Mrs. Harris Waller entertained infor- mally Thursday morning in compliment to her guests, Mrs. Thompson, Mrs. Mil house and Mrs. Atkins, of Selma, who are her cnarmlnB guests Bridge WniSt was played after a delightful hot luncheon was served. Twelve charming women were invited to meet Mrs. Walters guests. They will be with Mrs. Waller until after Sunday.
 Eutaw amateurs presented Rip Van Winkle'' in the Greensboro opera house Monday evening to a large and apprecia- tive audience. After the play the young people indulged in a dance.
 Mrs. Charles Poelnitz entertained de- lightfully at cards Tuesday afternoon. She was assisted in receiving by Miss Julia Randolph, Miss Katherine Randolph. Miss Sadie Randolph and Miss Maud Moore of Nashville, Tenn. The prizes offered were dainty and attractive.
 Mrs. Richmond Pearson Hobson has gone to New York to spend several weeks with her mother, Mrs. Hull who has left Tuxedo and taken a house in New York for the winter. She is entertaining great deal for her debutante daughter, Miss Lucia.
 Mrs. Alexander Sledge and her two children have gone to Birmingham to visit Mrs. Robert Baugh. The Greensboro Choral club will give an entertainment soon to which they will invite their friends. They have been hard St work all the winter under the able | leadership of Prof. B. P Richardson, and this will be their first appearance in pub lie
 l Rev. J. W. Mathison, member of the Alabama conference has returned to the Southern university to take a special course of study.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

Barnes presided with grace at the punch bowl
 Miss Percy Hays of Louisville, Ky, and highest score in the game.
 Miss Percy Hays of Louisville, Ky, and Miss Annie Dowdell of Montgomery were guests of honor at beautiful bid domino party at which Miss Virginia Dowdell en- tertained on Thursday afternoon from 3 to o'clock at her lovely home on North Eighth street. Notwithstanding the down pour of rain, the guests assembled and enjoyed evening of rare pleasure. Those present were Misses Hays, Annie Dowdell, Maude Watkins Annie Mae Barnes, Brownie Fielder, Mary and Lu- ellie Ross, Carrie Harris, Annie c, Dick inson, Alice Kittrell, Glennie Daffin, Rach- el Crook, Mattie Glenn of Eufaula, Mes danes w. R. Power, John Farley and A. L. Dowdell.
 Miss Estelle Smith entertained Friday evening at an informal bid domino party. when an evening of rare pleasure was spent by few friends.
 Miss Florie Condon was the hostess of the Domino club at her home on South Eighth street Friday afternoon from 8 to 6 o'clock.
 Miss Antoinette Hays of Louisville. Ky, who has been charming visitor In the city for several days. left last evening to visit friends in Montgomery.
 
 Prices sheared of all pro- fits, $l2.5O and $15.O0 Suits $9. 75.
 Varley & Bauman,
 1924 lst Ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11

Lowell Otns Reese in Leslie's Weekly. " HE Animals were trying ye Cattle
 for murder. Ye Monk was judge & ye Olde Dogge was prosecuting at torney for ye Stayte. Ye prisoner was defended by ye Sly Foxe.
 A thousand spectators were present, for itte was famous case. All about ye bar policemen stood & groaned, for they were verie latte.
 Your Honor" sedde ye Sly Foxe, T move that ye charge be quashed. For in ye compIaynt I find my clients name is misspelled."
 & there was much grief atte ye pros pect, for of a truth ye Catte was noted criminal
 Ye olde Monk scratched hys balde hedde. "Itte is a serious mystake!' he sedde. x looked atte ye prosecutor.
 Butte ye Catte is guiltie!" roared ye Olde Dogge. Butte ye complaynt is defective" grinned ye Sly F'oxe.
 "Complaynt or no complaynt," howied ye indignant Olde Dogge. i've Catte Is a murderer. He killed ye Sparrow in Colde Bloode!"
 Butte two Commas are left oute!' submitted ye Sly Foxe, "& 1 must ask ye Court to give my injured client hys libertie'
 According to precedent" sedde ye Judge as he butte on hys spectacles SS
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-11
DRENNE s
TAYLE OF YE ANIMAL COURT

read a passage from ye ancient case of Snaik vs. Fieldmouse, .sI must find in ac- eordance with ye prayer of ye Sly Foxe. Ye defendant is acquitted"
 "Itte is notte Justicel" howled ye Olde Dogge.
 Ye Sly Foxe grinned Butte itte is Law!'' he yapped, & went butte with ye Catte to take drink.
 First Burble: Law hath grown. in ye Animal Kingdom, to be sixteen to one. Ye one part is Justice.
 Second Spasm: Ye Lawyer hath defeat- ed Justice more times than ever Crime.
 Ye Wallop: No crime is dangerous if thou butte know ye Ropes.