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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
Go to Sunny California

Where you can spend the winter out
of doors regaining your health and
strength among pleasant surround
ings. The Northwestern Line offers
very low rates and comfortable tourist
car service to California. For infor-
nation as to rates, etc., write to T. w.
Teasdale, G.. P. A., St. Paul, Mimi.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
Golf as a Fertilizer.

In every community throughout the
country wherein the game has been
established the golf course has been
an invariable aid to local prosperity.
The current of the golf stream has
spread steadily>along the whole of our
seaboard, fertilizing the waste lands
left in undisturbed possession of the
rabbit, the seagull and the plover.-
The Field.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
Beats the Music Cure.

ITO keep the body in tune" writes
Mrs. Mary Brown, 20 Lafayette Place,
Poughkeepsie, n. Y. 81 take DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. They are the
most reliable and pleasant laxative /
have found" Best for the Stomach
Liver and Bowels. Guaranteed by
Fiesler & McNeice, druggists. 25c.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
John Bunvsn's Anvil.

A London dispatch says that an an
vii used by John Bunyan when he was
a tinker has been found. 1t will be
sold at auction at Sotheby's. It
weighs sixty pounds, and is roughly
stamped with Bunyans name, resi-
dence, and the date, 1647. 1t is stated
that its genuineness is not to be
doubted.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
..,u clippings.
A MISTAKE

Frank VI. Eddy wants to debate the
tariff question with Congressman
McCleary. The chances are that the
latter can see the hand writing on the
wall, and will not accept the challenge.
When it comes to good, sound judg-
ment Frank can make them all 60
somebody independent.
We haven't challenged anybody,
but we stand ready to defend our
views against all "cOmers" in any
manner they may suggest.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
TRAVELLING in Thibet,

Having penetrated hundred
miles into Thibet, an Australian pros
pector has had to return, owing to the
refusal of the natives to supply him
with food. He reports that there is
much copper in the land, but very
little gold.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
Printers and Snuff.

Dr. Wadd, the author of Mems,
Maxims, and Memoirs" frequently Wis
tied the Dryden Press wearing silk
stockings and a sword, and was "con-
stantly taking snuff, kept loose in his
waistcoat pockets; and so profusely
was his manuscript be-snuffed that
ished by shaking out the copy."-The
Academy
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11

=. her defects to
len do things every day that they
would divorce their wives for if they
did them once.
Lots of girls buy artificial flowers
when they have holes in the toes of
their stockings.
"A handsome woman always loves
to be in crowd.
No woman earns her own living
from choice.
"A girl cares mighty little for a
Christmas gift she can't show off.
There is more genuine satisfaction
to a man in the woes OF matrimony
than in the joys of bachelorhood.
The scriptural verse which says,
".No man can serve two masters, !"
married men regard as a divine
prohibition of having two wives.
The handsomest dry goods clerk
always sells the most laces.
-Matrimony is co-partnership but
the wife is never the silent partner.
If a man could discover way to
make a woman do something she
don't want to do and get it patented
his fortune would be assured.
"A woman is as old as she looks
and she never looks any older than
she can help.
If a man should try to get off d
street car the same way woman does
he would break his neck.
"A weman can hold more different
things in her mouth without impeding
her conversation than man can carry
in his pocket.
"A man never fully realizes how
inefficient he is till he tries to hook up
his wife's gown the first time.
There is many wealthy lantern
jawed young lady who would give a
thousand dollars for the dimple on the
round faced young man that he would
give thousand dollars to get rid of.
K-Many a woman who is SO DELEGATE
she has to be taken to church in a
carriage, will waltz four miles in a
single evening without putting.
When men are making the biggest
fools of themselves is the time they
discuss women's follies the most.
Lots of girls quarrel with their
lovers for the pleasure of making up.
Nothing looks so foolish as
woman trying to appear as girl ex-
cept a girl trying to make believe she
is a grown-up woman.
"A girl likes mustache on her
lips but not very long at time.
Nobody ever heard of a Woman's
Veteran Association.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
CLEAN AND ABLE.

C. NJ. Sprague of Sank Centre, is
being prominently brought forward as
candidate for the republican nomi-
nation for lieutenant governor. Mr..
Sprague would be an ideal man for the
place and add great strength to the
ticket. Clean, able and of the highest
integrity, he is a man who would
command the respect of every voter in
the state. Wykoff Messenger.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
Cured his Mother Of rheumatism

''My mother has been a sufferer for
many years from rheumatism, says
w. H. Howard of Husband, PenSyl-
vania. SAT times she was unable to
move at all, while at ali times walk
ing was painful. l presented her
with bottle of Chamberlain'S Pain
Balm AID after few applications she
decided it was the most wonderful
pain reliever she had ever tried. In
fact, she is never without it now,
aud is at all times able to walk An
occasional application of Pain Balm
keep, away the pain that she was
formerly troubled with" For sale
by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
EDITORS ARE PLEASED

The many words Of commentator
which G. NJ. Spragne of Sank Centre,
is receiving for the lieutenant COVER
norship is certainly pleasing to his
many friends, and the republican
editors are pleased to be numbered
with .-KassOn Republican.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
AN "AMEN'' FROM CLAY COUNTY

For governor, Jacob Jacobson OF
Lac qui Parle; for lieutenant governor,
G. NJ. Sprague of Sank Centre; for
secretary of state, julius A. Schmall
OF Redwood; treasurer, Gus Widell of
Mankato; auditor S. G. IversOn of St.
Paul.
Attorney General, E. T. Young,
Appleton; Railroad Commissioner,
John G.. Apologize, Cannon Falls.
-Chaska Review.
We say amen to the above, particu-
larly the candidacy of Cassius NJ.
Sprague for Lieutenant Governor, a
pioneer of Minnesota and one who
knows the needs of the state. He is
in the prime of life, possessed of
executive ability, of clear, sound judg-
ment, and will prove strength to the
republican ticket.
Turnout the state he is known as a
clean, successful, self-made business
man, a staunch republican and a
politician in the sense that every
patriotic American citizen ought to
be.
If the Republican party will fill
their ticket from top to bottom with
men of his calibre there will be no
need of in yestigating committees.
Ulen Union.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
NOT A CLUTTER M

There is strong sentiment favoring
tariff revision, but we fail to see what
Mr.. Eddy has to do with Second dis
trict matters. Mr.. Eddy's Quitting
in" is an insinualion OF incapacity
and ignorance on the part OF the tariff
revisiOnists of this district to success
fully cope with the stand pat element.
If the gentlemen will come down here
and visit a few days with our
merchants and farmers he will go
back with a better impression of the
inhabitants of the garden spot of the
state.-St. James Gazette.
We have not "butted in'' in Second
district matters. We absolutely de-
clined to take any part in the Second
district primary campaign two years
ago though repeatedly invited to do so.
What we have said in regard to tariff
revision applies as mucn to any part
of the country as it does to the Second
district. 1t is too great a question to
be circumscribed by the boundaries
of congressional district.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11

Don't fret because the world will not
conform to your standards. 1t never
will.-Anoka Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
TRUE DOCTRINE OF CONTROL.

81 do not believe in the government
interfering with private business more
than is necessary. do not believe in
the government undertaking any work
which can with prOpriety be left in
private hands. But neither do l
believe in the government tiinching
from overseeing any work when it
becomes evident that abuses are sure
to obtain therein unless there is
governmental supervision. "-Presi-
dents Message.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
What a Hen Achieved.

A motor car travelling at high
speed through Constance, says a
Geneva correspondent, was over
turned by hen, which was struck
and caught by the machinery. One
of the occupants of the car was in
stantly killed, and three others were
seriously injured.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11

Jacobson as the republican standard
bearer there would certainly be some
thing doing next year.-Clara City
Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
TRUTH FROM A DEMOCRATIC SOURCE

Granville S. Pease, the Anoka editor,
is mentioned as gubernatOrial
possibility. Those seasoned burden
bearers of the Republican party like
Pease and Listener Huntington are
sometimes mentioned" between
campaigns, and when the loaves and
fishes are distributed their names are
never seen even in the possibility
class. Martin County Sentinel.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
HAS THE CALL.

HAS THE CALL.
]. F. Jacobson has the call for the
nomination of governor if the trend of
the state press is any criterion. With
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11

AND SOME WHO ARE FIGHTING HIM
WOULD BE GLAD TO SUPPORT HIM.
Some of the newspapers that pretend
to favor the nomination of Hon. J.. F.
Jacobson for governor would not
support him if he should be nomi-
mated. Union.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11

.Ig lady's
=. her defects TO
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
WORLD IF IT DID,

AND 1T WOULDN'T IMPROVE THE
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-01-11
SEEMS FUNNY TO US.

Brother Eddy of the Sank centre
Herald, has challenged Congress-
man McCleary to debate on the tariff
question. McCleary's views On the
tariff are we'll known and in the last
campaign was given very flattering
endorsement At distance it looks
as though the editor of the Heral d
was seeking prominence through
McCleary's popularity. Heron Lake
News.
The above item seems funny tosus.
AS we have repeatedly stated we have
not challenged Mr.. McCleary or any,
one else. We simply stated we were
willing to defend our position on the
public platform in joint discussion by
lecture or through the press. This
offer we still stand ready to make
good.
But the idea that we "are seeking
prominence through Mr.. McCleary's
popularity" is extremely funny to US,
for we were born and raised in Min
nesota. We were making stump
speeches for the republican party
before Mr.. McCleary was citizen OF
the United States and in this state, at
least, we are personally acquainted
with ten citizens to his one.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
HOw's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Cataarh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, O.
We. the undersigned, have known F.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry cut any obligations made
by his firm.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Good News to Women.

Father Williams Indian Tea.
Natures Remedy, is becoming the
most popular Female Remedy in
use.
Pale, Weak, Nervous, Delicate
Women suffering from those weak
nesses and diseases, peculiar to their
sex, will find in Father Williams
Indian Tea wonderful Tonic and
Regulator. 1t quiets the Nerves, puts
on flesh, gives strength and elasticity
to the step, brightens the eyes, clears
the complexion and makes you well
and strong again. Tea or Tablets. 90
ents. For sale by w. T. Brooks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Electrical Farming. - $50

The latest wonder is electric farm
ing. Power is to be supplied for the
termination of seeds. The experiment
is to be begun as soon as ARRANGEMENTS
can be made for it in a strip of terri
tory within a radius of IS miles of
Niagara Falls, where all the power will
be generated. Each farmer is to have
a central station, where he will be able
to control the current and supply his
fields with just what they need. 1t is
expected great results will follow.
The electrical farm is not new idea.
Germany has several alces Of the kind.
where, in addition to fertilizing the
land the current gives power for
operating feed cutters, engines, motors
for hauling and other farming
machines, and manual labor is very
largely dispensed with. How'electricity
effects the growth of plants here is
thus outlined by a Belgian scientist
who has given the matter great deal
of study:
Electricity passing through plant
from air to earth, or vice versa, decom-
poses carbOnic acid gas in the chyloro-
phyb which is essential to plant
growth. Soil chemicals are likewise
decomposed by passing currents and
nourishing elements are readily assimi-
lated. Circulation of the sap is increas
ed by electro capillary effects, by
which water and other nourishing
materials are drawn up into the plant.
tree or vine.'
Probably the future farmer will be
something of scientist himself. If it
comes to pass where electricity is
necessary to competition, he surely will
have to be. He understands the cleo
trio current, and will know just how to
apply it to get the best results. In the
idea, the solution of the problem of
feeding future millions may have been
found. Electricity has frequently been
called the active principle of life and it
begins to appear that we have never
realized how much of a necessity it is.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,

"IIOI0odIe druggists, Toledo, ..
Halls Cataarh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c. pc
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Dying of Famine

is, in its torments, like dying of con-
sumption. The progress of consump-
ton, from the beginning to the'very
end, Is long torture, both to victim
and friends. when had consump-
ton in its first STAGE" writes VIM.
Myers, of Cearfoss, Md, "after try
ing different medicines and a good
doctor, in vain, at last took DR..
Kings New Discovery, which quickly
and perfectly cured me. Prompt re-
lief and sure cure for coughs, colds,
sore throat, bronchitis, etc. Posi-
lively prevents pneumonia. Guaran-
teen at Oberdorfer's drug store.
Price SOC and 81 bottle. Trial bot
tie free.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Which Body is Marshall's?

Two bodies are lying in an under
takers shop at Birmingham, Ala, and
each is declared to be that of w. ].
Marshall, who disappeared from his
home in that place some time ago. A
part of the dead mans relatives iden-
tlfy one body as Marshal's, while
others declare the other corpse is that
OF the missing man. There seems to
&c no way to learn which is the right
man.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Huge Task.

1t was hugh task to undertake the
cure of such bad case of kidney dis
ease, as that Of G. F. Collier, of Cher
okee, Iowa, but Electric Bitters die
1T. He writes: My kidneys were
far gone, could not sit on a ch 20
without a cushion; and suffered an
dreadful backache, headache an ron
preston In Electric Bitters q &C.
ever, found a cure, and row
was restored to perfect r ~ Stem
recommend this great tonic eaaen.
to all with weak kidney meuiclne
stomach" Guaranteed 9, river or
fer the druggist. Price oy Oberdor-
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Free Reclining Char Cars.

The Southern Railway has iDaugur-
ated free reclining chair car service
between Louisville and Evansville on
their fast through trains leaving Lou
isville at 1880 a. m. and p. M. daily,
and running solid to Evansville, with
out change. This line also operates
free reclining, chair cars on night
Lexington and Danville to ST. Louis.
also Pullman Sleeper through from
Danville to st. Louis The Southern
Railway is 90 miles the shortest from
Louisville to Nashville and forty-three
miles the shortest to st. Louis. If
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Williams Kidney Pills.

Have you neglected your Kidneys
Have you overworked your nervous
system and caused trouble with your
Kidneys and Bladder? Have you
pains in the loins, side, back, groins
and bladder? Have you flabby APP
pearance of the face, especially under
the eyes? Too frequent desire to pass
urine? If SO, Williams Kidney Pills
will cure you. Sample free. By mail
so cents. Sold by Oberdorfer.
WILLIAMS M'F'G. Co., Props,
Cleveland, O.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Two Sets of Triplets a Week.

4 Recently triplets, all boys, were born
to Mrs. j. Hagler, OF Dallas, Tex.
At a preceding birth twins were born
to her. Mrs. R. H. Crawford, of
Plato, Tex, has twins living, and, last
week, she presented her husband a set
of triplets. two girls and one boy. One
girl and the boy lived but few hours
after their birth.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
G. S. WARDEN &..sON.
Two Months Tramp TO See Cover
uOT.

Tanned by the summer sun and be-
grimed by the dust of travel, Mrs.
Catherine Hampton, of Abingdon, Va,
arrived in Richmond, few days ago,
after walking a distance of over 300
miles, to see Governor Swanson, whom
she believes to be the greatest man in
the world. The governors secretary
did not deem it advisable to have his
chief bothered with the curiosity
seeker and she was turned away broken
hearted.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06
Concrete WORK.

For all kinds of concrete work. pave
ments and foundations, and al kind of
stone work, see Woods Bros. before
placing your contract. We are prepar-
ed to furnish crushed rock, and build
ing stone on short notice, including
freestone and trimmings for houses.
Work guaranteed. See the pavements
around public Library and Court House
put down by us. If
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-07-06

~ LIS SIea' H11-< alAltal1an CONTRACT.
GIN our Almanac for many years past we
have given unusual advice to those afflic-
ted with coughs, colds, throat or lung
troubles or consumption. We have told
them if they did not receive any special
benefit after the use of one 75-cent size
bottle of German Syrup,to consult their
doctor. Owe did not ask them Or urge
them to use large number Of bottles, as
is the case in the advertising of many
other remedies. Our confidence in Ger
man Syrup makes it possible for us TO
give such advice. GIVE know by the ex-
perience of over IS years that one 75-cent
bottle OF German Syrup will speedily re-
lieve or cure the worst coughs, colds,
bronchial or lung troubies-and that,
even in bad cases of consumption, one
large bottle of German Syrup will work
wonders. qNew trial bottles, 25c; reg
ular size, 75c. At all druggists.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-10-12
Opera House Billings.

The present season will bring
to our city an unusual numbei
of frst-class attractions.
The following eastern COM
panies are already booked to ap-
pear in the order named. Oct.
II, "Uncle Josh Perkins," a
rural comedy; November I,
"The Holv City," the beautiful
religious drama; November 8,
Beach & Bowers Mlnstrels; Nov.
II, "a Royal Slave,' which is
dramatized from "The Fair God''
by Lew Wallace; December IS,
Jerry from Kerry" musical
comedy; January I. John Grif-
fifth in king Richard the
Third" January 8, that gorgeous
musical comedy, ''The Belle oi
JAPAN January 81, Stetsen's
Uncle Toms Cabin; February
II, "The Cow Boy Girl;" Feb.
ruary 28, ''Nettie The News
Girl"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-10-12
Had a Jollification.

A real live bunch of good fell
lows got together at the home of
c. V. Johnson at Airlie Saturday
evening last, aud engaged in one
of their semi-occasional whist
tournaments. The party con-
sisted of Postmaster B. W.. John
son, Deputy Dist. Attorney E.
R. Bryson of Corvallis and State
Senator A. J. johnson, all OF
Benton county, the former home
of c. V. johnson. The boys are
old time friends and it is their
custom to get together two or
three times year aud engage in
the pleasant pastime that was in
dulged in on Saturday evening.
The West Side Enterprise failed
to learn of the results of the
evenings doings OR it would be
pleased to give them. However,
the evening was doubtless a very
pleasant one for the participants
as their previous meetings -hav>
always been.-West Side Ente.-
prise.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-10-12
LATEST FREAK.

The world is a stage and many
freaks hold the boards. Freaks,
human and otherwise, are be-
coming everlastingly common and
have to be considerably out of
the ordinary to attract even pass
ing notice. During the past few
DAYS the most notable freak in
the human line to receive atten-
ton is Miss Elizabeth Magic, a
stenographer of Chicago, She
offers herself for sale.
In quite a notable invoice of
her charms and good qualities
this young woman offers herself
for sale to the highest bidder, as
a white slave" She does not
state whether any and all bids
may be- rejected, but the pre-
sumption is that she makes a
mental reservation of that right.
From the statement of this wo-
man it is evident she possesses
silk underwear tastes and a pock-
etbook that will permit gauze.
Some way this whole scheme
does not look nice and there is
something of the gentlewoman
lacking or Miss Magic could nev-
er make such proposition pub
lie. The only conclusion is that
she is gone, lost, or is going or
'1osing" rapidly.