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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
NO KoWToWlNo FOR HIM,
Hotel Man Who Was Not to Be Over
awed by Dignitaries of
State.

They tell this one on former Gov.
George Hoadly OF Ohio:
Once upon a time, In the midst OF a
campaign, Mr. Hoadly was to deliver
speech at little town in the great
and glorious Buckeye State. When he
reached the one hotel the town boast
ed he walked up To the register and
wrote his name. The proprietor-h head
porter steward headwaiter-depo run
ner was behind the desk in his shirt
sleeves, his hat on the back OF his
head, and cigar stump held between
his teeth. When the visitor had put
down his John Hancock, the factotum
turned the register around, read with
out the flicker OF an eyelid the name
there written, wrote 10" beside 1t
with lead pencil, and said;
you kin jest take yer grip right up
that stairway there an back down the
hall clean to tn end Yer rooms right
on tn left hand side of tn hall, In tn
corner-number TO-"
With considerable establishment and
not little injured dignity ohios chief
executive pointed to his name, smiled
family, and said:
IL am George Hoadly."
Yep; notice" said the rustic
without turning hair, AN yer
rooms right there at tn end OF tn
hall number 10. Can't miss It."
With more hauteur, and almost
quivering with outraged Importance,
the guest said impresslvoly:
81 am George Hoadly, governor of
| the state of Ohlo!"
Turning, then, with look OF eX-
asperated impotence on his face, the
hotel man exclaimed:
"Well, what dye expect me { do
! kiss Ye2"-lMdge
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
TWO DAIRYlNG DELUSIONS.
Mistaken Ideas Which Farmers Have
Regarding Poor Cows and Mar
ket Quotations.

Some one says that, If all the cows
we're brought up to a high standard
OF production it would bring down the
price of the product, said w. d. Hoard.
Of Wisconsin, at the late Illinois state
farmers institute. Keeping poor, un-
fit cows for the purpose Of holding up
prices of butter and milk is hard on
the constitution. The surplus of dairy
products comes from cows that bring
TO profit to their owners. Eliminate
the poor cows and there will be no sur
plus.
Too many farmers keep their eyes on
the market. They cannot affect tine
price one dot or title. They can II
they will reduce the cost of produc-
ton. Lots of money is to be made by
a wiser administration of the farm end
OF the business. This is the only end
that is wholly within our control.
Right here reign supreme the man be-
lind the COW
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
TORTURED WITH ECZEMA
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body
Scratched Until Bled-Won-
derful Cure by Cuticura.

last year suffered with ire.
mendous itching on my back, which
grew worse and worse, until 1t spread
over the whole body, and only my
face and hands were free. For four
months or so suffered torments, and
l had to scratch, scratch, scratch, I'M
til bled. At night when went to
bed things got worse, and / had at
times to get up and scratch my body
all over, until / was as sore as could
be, and until / suffered excruciating
pains. They told me that ] was suf-
fering from eczema. Then made up
my mind that / would use the Cuti-
cura Remedies. ] used them accord
ing to instructions. and very soon In.
deed | was greatly relieved. I con-
tinued until WELL and now l am
ready to recommend the Cuticura
Remedies to any one. Mrs. Mary
Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla, June 2S,
1906"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
cow SLIPS.

1t pays to be amiable in the COW
stable.
Sell the butter-fat and feed the
skim-milk.
Never strike COW. Never speak
roughly to her.
For dairy cows, lover hay is worth
more than timothy.
A good, properly kept COW stable
has no offensive odor.
Land plaster should be used freely
in the stables to absorb doors.
Pet the cows pet the heifers; give
them a little sugar with the salt.
Sugar will help gentle any COW that
is inclined to be nervous and wild.
Try it.
Use small tin pals or buckets for
the calves, and wash and scald the
pals daily.
Are you feeding cheese COW trying
20 get butter? Use your scales and
Babcock test and find out for sure
Farm Journal.
More calves die from scours caused
by drinking from filthy pals where
all sorts of germs multiply, than from
any other cause.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
ALMOST A CATASTROPHE.
Exuberance of Love systematically
Manifested Results in Nor
tification.

She was seated in the cleaning, a
happy smile on her pretty, pensive
face, when her elderly aunt entered.
Then, as she looked upon the kind old
face, feeling rushed upon her that
she must share her wonderful news
with somebody-she must let someone
into the secret which till then had
been the sole possession Of herself and
Harold. She sprang up and flung her
arms about her aunt's neck.
"Oh, auntie," she cried impulsively,
"you do love me, don't you? Kiss me,
auntie, and tell me you do-kiss mel"
But only an alarming gurgle came
from the old lady for moment. Then
she said, gasping Indignantly:
kiss you. If you amt careful I'll
shake the life out of you. You very
yearly made me swallow my teeth"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
COFFIN WILL MAKE
FIGHT FOR PARTY
Hon. [. S. Coffin Named to
Head Prohibition
Ticket
COMPLETE TICKET is NAMED
Platform adopted Is Comprehensive
in Effect =. temperance Workers
Take Up Other Reforms, Including
Election of Senators by Direct Vote

Des Moines.-In an address in the
convention which nominated him on
the prohibition ticket for governor,
Hon. l.. S. Coffin of Fort Dodge an
nounced his determination to make
hard fight for election to the high
executive office and struck the first
bitter blow at his antagonists by
openly declaring that there is not
an Iowa member in congress or the
senate whose soul has not been soiu
to the liquor interests"
while democrats and republicans
are decrying the evil of railroad
domination" he said, they forget tho
greatest foe to the American people
and wish to say that more men are
ruined, many more nations have been
destroyed by the influence Of rum
than by corporation domination.
The greatest foe which the people
must meet is not railroads, but liq-
uor traffic" Continuing he said that
men running for office are subseryi-
ent to liquor interests and sell their
personal rights by not speaking
against the liquor evil. why, in all
the great United States congress" he
said, you cannot point me five men
who dare to rise to their feet and
publicly denounce the legalized liq-
uor traffic"
Mr.. Coffin was nominated by Capt.
X. w. Brown of Ames, who has twice
been a candidate of the party and
was mentioned for the honor this
time
Hon. l.. s. Coffin is well known
throughout the entire state as a
philanthropist and conscientious
worker in temperance lines. 1t is
predicted by leaders Of his party that
he will make a notable fight in the
coming campaign. He has signified
his intention to make an active cam
paign of speech making and the state
central committee raised several hun
dred dollars as a starter in the work
of the campaign.
The resolutions of the party de-
clare in favor Of prohibition, election
of United States senators by direct
vote of the people and the initiative
and referendum as its principal fea-
lures.
The ticket named Is as follows:
GOVERNOR. S. Coffin, Fort Dodge
Lieutenant governor-K. w.
Brown, Ames.
| Secretary of state-J. S. Ward,
Des Moines.
Treasurer of state-George w.
| White, Fairfield.
Attorney general. L. Watson,
Hawarden.
Supreme judges-Benjami Rad.
cliffe, Marcus. and III. +. Johns,
| Woodbine
Clerk of the supreme COURT. p.
Fetter, Oakland.
Supreme court reporter-Mrs. An
ma r. Edworthy, Des Moines.
Superintendent Of public instruc-
| tion-Miss Ida NJ Wise, Des Moines.
Railroad commissioners-M. M.
Dickey. Marshalltown and Z. e. Ben.
nett, Winterset.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

round tank, lately made by Mr.. F. NJ.
Goodwin, Delaware county, Ohio, says
the Ohio Farmer. After excavating,
the foundation was built to about the
level of the ground. The slaves were
then put in place and filing with con-
crete was continued to the top. In
order to strengthen the tank, several
vertical iron bars were imbedded in
the concrete during construction;
while around the circumference num-
Der Of wire hoops were likewise i'm
bedded. The material was mixed as
follows: Crushed stone, eight parts;
sand, three parts; cement, one part.
This upper Illustration shows the fin
shed tank.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

continue TO suffer rather than submit
to examinations which so many physi-
clans propose in order TO intelligently
treat the disease; and this Is the rea-
son why so many physicians fail To
cure female disease,
This is also the reason why thousands
upon thousands of women are CORE
spending with Mrs Pinltham, daughter
in-law of Lydia Il. Pinltham, at Lynn,
Mass. To her they can confide every
detail of their illness, and from her
great lSnowledgc, obtained from years
of experience in treating female ills,
Mrs. PinlSham can advise sick women
more wisely than the local physician.
Read how Mrs. Pinlsham helped Mrs.T.
G. Willadsen obtaining, la. She writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
:" | can truly say that yon have saved my
life, and ! cannot express my gratitude Ia
words. Before l wrote 60 you telling you
how felt, had doctored for over two years
steady, and spent lots OF money in medicines
besides, but Il all failed to do me any good, l
had female trouble and would dailyhave faint
ing spells backache, bearing-down pains, and
my monthly periods were very irregular and
finally ceased ! wrote TO YOU for your nd
vice and received letter full of instructions
lust what to do, and also commenced 90 take
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and have been restored TO perfect health
Had IL not been for you | would have been
in my grave to day"
Mountains of proof establish the fact
that no medicine in the world equals
Lydia u. PinlSham's Vegetable Com
pound for restoring women's health.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
HoMELY PHILOSOPHY.

It isn't always lucky to trust people
who trust to luck.
Romance is sweet sixteen. religion
Is sixty IL she's day.
Happy is he who never knows when
he gets the worst of IL.
A great achievement doesn't need a
brass band accompaniment
Most of us expect better obituary
notices than are coming to us.
Those who yield to temptation are
generally looking for chance
The optimist looks forward to to-
morrow. the pessimist signs for yes.
terday.
There might not be so much room
at the top IL there were fewer cushions
at the bottom.
Most of us are dissatisfied, some
with what we have and some with
what we haven't.
The present gets away from lot OF
people while they sit on park benches
worrying about the future.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
MILK SEPARATION.
Principles Governing the Extraction
CT the Butter Fat from
the Milk.

The force that is used to separate tn.
milk is known as centrifugal force
says Edwin H. Webster. This force
may be described as the pull that is
felt when a weight attached to 9
string is whirled about the hand. II
. is the pull outward, and the faster the
weight is whirled the stronger the pull
becomes.
In the old system of Dreaming, thu
separation is caused by the action o.
gravity. The fat globules, being light.
or than the other portions of the milk
are forced to the top; that is, gravit,
acts stronger or pulls harder on tht
heavier portions than it does on tn,
lighter, and the milk is gradually ar
ranged in layers, the lighter portion a
the top and the heavier portion AT the
bottom.
The forcing action in the separator
haS precisely the same action on the
milk, but acts outwardly from the cen.
ter of the bowl the same as gravity
acts downward from the surface, only
many thousand times stronger, accom-.
plishing in few moments and fal
more completely what it takes gravity
several hours to do.
AS the milk goes into the bowl it Is
Mt once thrown to the outermost parts
and fills the bowl completely until ar
opening is reached where it will flow
out again.
The surface of the milk is on a lire
parallel with the center, or axis. of thf
bowl, and is exactly in line with the
cream outlet.
A cross-section through the bowl
from this surface to the outside pre-
sents much the same appearance as
would a pan of milk after the cream
has raised by gravity.
The cream is on the surface, which
might be called the top, and the heav-
farthest from the center, which would
represent the bottom.
With this understanding of the ar
rangement of the milk in the bowl
there are a number of things to be
observed which influence the separa.
ton.
The difference in length of time Il
takes to separate cream by gravity and
by centrifugal force shows plainly that
the time varies with the amount OF
force applied. The shorter the time the
greater the force must be.
Skim-milk from the separator con-
tains less fat than that secured by the
gravity system, showing that the great.
er force causes more perfect separa.
ton.
From the above statement the fol.
lowing conclusions regarding the use
of the separator may be drawn:
1. II the amount of milk that
rasses through the separator in g
given time is a fixed quantity, any
increase in the speed of the machine
will tend to cause closer skimming be.
cause of the greater force exerted.
2. If the amount of milk thai
passes through in given time is in
creased and the speed remains The
same the Swimming will not be so per-
feet, for the centrifugal force is mo-
| exerted on the milk so long time.
1t is evident, therefore. that tn,
cioseness of Swimming is the result OF
two factors-time and force. If either
CT these is decreased, the result will
be poorer work II either is increased
better work will result.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Water Cows Often.

The best practice Is to let cows get
to the water as often as they like.
This is not always practicable in win.
ter. but they should be watered at
least twice a day. If the water is
warm. that is. heated so that the chill
is taken off, they will be glad to drink
twice daily, even during the coolest
of weather There is now no ques-
ton as to the value of warm water
for dairy cows. The animals drink
more. the production of milk is not
checked by the animal being com.
PEELED to drink Ice water. and tho re-
turn at the pail is much greater tran
when heating of water is neglected.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
NUGGETS OF KNOWLEDGE.

There are ladies' smoking cars on
English railways.
Alligator, popular native dish In
India, tastes like veal.
The wood used in the best pianos
has been seasoned 40 years.
Those who reach 80 in good health
are likely, statistics show, to last to
70.
Over 100000 pounds OF human hair.
valued at 100000. Is sold annually
In Paris.
The majority Of criminals can draw
and paint. That Is why artists can
rarely get credit.
In many parts Of Switzerland the
government buries the dead, supplying
collins and undertaken free Of cost
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
TIE Didn't Rise

Indeed" the lecturer went on In a
quizzical way, II believe | am justified
in asserting that nine women out of
10 practically propose to the men they
become engaged to. AS a test. would
ask all married men in the audience
whose wives virtually popped the
question to them to arise"
There was a subdued rustic in the
auditorium. and in the dense silence
that en5ued could be heard sibilant
feminine whispers in concert, Just
you dare to stand up."-Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

1t las been the aim of scientists
for years to find some liquid prep.
aration which, when applied to the
human body, would penetrate first
through the skin, then through the
muscles and finally to the very bone.
Electricity to be subsequently gen.
Grated through friction with the
hands, it being we'll recognized fact
that electricity so generated and
applied, would strengthen the nerves,
remove Inflammation and ease all pain.
Max r. Zaegel, a graduate of the
Philadelphia College of Pharmacy,
established as a chemist in Sheboy.
gan, Wis, for the last % years, has
discovered this long sought secret.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
LACEY AGAIN NAMED.

Republicans of Sixth District Renom-
mate Congressman.
Oskaloosa.-Maj. John +. Lacey
was nominated by reclamation for
the tenth consecutive time by the
Sixth district republicans in conven-
ton here. No other name was pre-
sented to the assembly.
The resolutions indorse the admin
istration of President Roosevelt, the
Iowa delegation in Washington
State Auditor Carroll, and Superin.
tendent Riggs.
They also pledge support to l.. M.
Shaw in his race for the presidency
in 1908, and renew allegiance to the
great principle of protection"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

tuIe, and thus be sheltered from any
showers or storms that may occur. IN
winter such protection is even more es-
sential where stock is accustomed TO
run out more or less through the day,
and it is also just the place under
which to feed sheep. The cut, taken
from the Farm and Home, shows how
shed for this purpose may be built.
1t can be made elaborate and nice, of
course, but when constructed of plain
material is not near so costly and
Just as serviceable.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Lightning Kills Two.

Boyd.--William Van Houte was in
stantly killed by lightning during a
severe electrical and rain storm He
and three others sought refuge from
the storm in a barn and the stroke
that killed Van Houte shocked the
others and they we're badly affected
by It.
Ashton.--In a thunder storm Ross
Pettingill was struck by lightning
and instantly killed at his home In
this city.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
CEMENT TROUGH.
A Job Which ANY Farmer Can Do
Better and Cheaper Than One
Built of Wood.

The ability to do things we'll and in
workmanlike and substantial man
ner is not possessed by every farmer.
Yet to make cement watering tank,
does not require the mechanical skill
that 1t does to. construct one of wood.
The lower illustration on this page
shows the stave mold for 35-barrel,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

in bad W Q a { h Q r
brought kidney trou-
bles on me, and I
suffered tw Q n I y
years with sharp,
cramping pains in
the back and urinary
disorders. | often
had to get up a doz-
en- times at night to
urinate. Retention
set In, and I was
obliged to use the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
A matter of Courtesy, Merely

Mr. Nervey-The object of my call
upon you this evening, Mr.. Goldrox-
Mr. Goldrox (sternly)-Yes, you've
come to tell me that you wish to
marry my daughter and want to say
right here and now
Pardon me. | come to tell you
that l am going to marry your daugh-
ter l convinced her and her mother
that it was no more than fair to put
you wise. "-Philadelphia Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
STATE or ONO, CRY o. roLEDo,I $.

LUCAS CoUTY 90
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he is senior
partner of the firm of Il. j. CHENEY q Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case OF CATAERH that cannot be cured by the OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY. :
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed in my presence,
-, A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on tho blood and mN ;Dus surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimb nias. free.
F. j. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hair Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
ovpsum Miner Fatally Hurt.

Fort Dodge.-Frank Dunning, la
borer at the Mineral City gypsum mill.
was fatally crushed while attempting
to run beneath a descending cage in
a gypsum shaft here. His body was
fearfully crushed and his back and
both arms broken. He will die.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

Mr.. Zaegel and he will be pleased to
mail you a sample bottle of this
wonderful electric oil free.
: State the nature of your complaint
and address your letter to Max r.
Zaegel, 10 Main St., Sheboygan, Wis.
1t is free now, SO do not FAIL to
write to-day.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
COUSINS is RENOMINATED.
Fifth District Convention Names Him
BY Acclamation.

Cedar Rapids.-Congressm Cou-
sins was renominated for the eighth
consecutive time by reclamation here
The resolutions praise the prosperity
attained under the Dingley law.
The Marshall county member OF
the committee on resolutions pre-
sented a reciprocity plank as adopt.
ed by the recent Marshall county con-
vention, but he did not move its ad-
option by the committee on resolu-
tions and it neither was voted upon
by the committee nor reported to
the convention. The standpat resolu-
lions we're adopted by unanimous
vote.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Generates Electricity
i'm the Human Body.

Rubbing piece of amber with a
wooden rag generates electricity
proven by the fact that it will pick
up pieces of paper and cotton fibre.
The same thing can be done with a
rubber comb and a few other mineral
or vegetable substances.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

1T consists of a mix
ture of vegetable and
mineral oils forming
an amber colored liquid
of pleasant odor and
taste which, when used
as directed, restores
vitality and strength
and gives prompt re-
lief to all pain.
Applied to Gu t 8,
sore S, burns an d
bruises it heals, owing
to the fact that no pus
or matter can form in
any wound where this
electric oil is used.
If you have rheuma-
tism, piles, pain in
hack or catarrh. write
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31

catheter. took to my bed, and the
doctors falling to help, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. The urine soon
came freely again, and the pain grad
ually disappeared. have been cured
eight years, and though over 20, am
as active as boy"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box
Foster Milbnrn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Insist ON Getting II.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL on. in a package,
which they won't be able to sell first,
because Defiance contains 16 or. for
The same money
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Her Legal Status.

The Dominine-Are you your meth
ers little darling?
Baby Ethel-Only half the time
You see the court decided that papa
was to have me for six months every
year.-The Wasp.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Full of Wages.

YeastAt a meeting in Somerset,
England, II was stated that, although
illegal, the custom still prevails OF
giving cider In lieu OF wages.
Crimsonbeak- it's hard enough, !
suppose men are often seen staggering
home full OF wages. -Yonkers States"
man.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Perplexing,

"Vot kveer langviches!" exclaimed
the foreigner, who was trying to learn
the American tongue. you say de
man is all in ven you mean he is all
owdt!"-Chicago Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Deafness Caused Her Death.

Council Bluffs.-Returning from
mornings shopping, Mrs. Henry Reid,
deaf woman, was run down and
killed by a switch engine in the Great
Western yards and died from the
effects of her injuries.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-31
Rohher Is Finally CAUGHT.

Boone.-Fred Muck,ee, wanted here
for robbery of number of farmers
in the south of the county, has been
arrested at Marshalltown and will be
brought to this city.