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Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13
THE FIELD OF SPORTS
A%QUAHONCAS' EVENTS
Standing in Pool, Billiard and Bowl
ing Competitions.

The standing in the pool tourna-
ment at the Aquahonga club house
in Tottenville up to and including
Saturday night was:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13
nwYER IN FORM.

The following high scores on the
Utopia alleys were rolled last night:
]. Dryer, 1913 and 17S; E. Koyen,
1877.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Aboni
the most reliable pill on the market
Sold by G. A. Sexton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
act on both kidneys and liver, and as
a result afford the nuickest relief
from excess of uric acid. Sold by c. A..
Sexton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Several canneries in South Jersey
are running on pears now. The crop
of Keifers is immense.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

The highest men in line for the
November bowling prize are: F.
Hopping, Sir, 210; A. H. Cole, 213;
J. B. Hodge, 1873, and j. F. Ryder,
1872.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13
TWO BOWLED 10.


Bunten and Eyerkuss each rolled
179 last night on .Bohnsack's alleys.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

All Kinds Of stove and furnace re-
pairs at the Sanitary Plumbing
and Construction Co., 5 King st. Tel
ephone 1851. 3715-9-1-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

of vegetable extracts that is wonder
full in its beneficial effects on the
stomachs of babies and children. Rec
commended and sold by G. A. SextonI
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Good for everything a salYe is used
for, DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve'
Get DeWitt's. Sold by G. A. Sexton,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

For your Steam or Hot Water heat
ing call on the Sanitary Plumbing
and Construction Co., 5 King st. Tel
ephone 25SJ. 3712-9-l-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Flat to Let-Five rooms and bath
with all improvements; fine loca-
ton. p. J. Monaghan, South Amboy,
N. J.. 3040-7-23-tf
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Want Ads. find the right people for the right places, and the
right places for the right people.
o FoR RENT.

To Rent-Nice fiat centrally located.
Rent $25. Enquire Evening News.
451S-10-15-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

For your Plumbing, timing and heat
ing, call on the Sanitary Plumbing
and Construction Co., 5 King st. Tel
ephone 1851. 3716-9-1-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Resolutions ~engrossed at Trainers
Private School. l3S-z-1-lYr
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Lost-November IL, ladies gold watch
between 213 Prospect street and
Raritan Copper Works. Finder will
receive reward by returning to 213
Prospect street.
50S2-11-13-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13
MIsCELLANEOUs.

Diamonds, Watches on credit. $1.00
weekly; strictly confidential. Adj
dress Agar, IL West 112th street,
New York; .or7
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Skidoo to Graham's for Maryland
flake biscuit. Melt in your mouth.
3-28-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Wanted-5OO people who want first
class work done prompt. Plumb
ing, heating, roofing. Monaghan
shops-363 State street, city, ITO
Broadway, Soutk Amboy. 3-S-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

The Sanitary Plumbing and Con-
struction Co., sanitary plumbers
and heating experts, tin, copper and
sheet metal workers, 5 King St. Tel
ephone 25S J.. 3713-9-1-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Lost-A pocketbook in Perth Amboy
containing sum of money. Return
to News office, reward.
En-n - 4 q "a
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Money to Loan at 5 per cent. The
Bishop Co., IS II Smith street.
9997-2-9-1y.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13
LOST.

LOst-Pair of spectacles in case
marked McAllister, Baltimore. Re-
ward if returned to los Water street.
50S7-11-13-1t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13
HOUSES FOR RENT.
MONEY TO LOAN.

Money to Loan on bond and mort
gage at 5 per cent. Pierce & Wat
1177-4-12-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-11-13

Won. Lost.

The standing in the billiard tour
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
CURE OF INSOMNIA,

The soporific powers Of warm milk
are well known, but care should be
taken that the milk does not quite boil.
A Swedish method Of producing sleep
Is to wiring out handkerchief in icy
cold water and lay it across the eyes,
when 1t IS said to act like magic.
To many constitutions a warm bath
taken Immediately before going to bed
IS very soothing and produces drowsi-
ness, while an apple eaten as the last
thing is equally effective.
The homely boiled onion is another
sovereign remedy, or an onion may be
sliced and eaten raw, the disagreeable
taste being removed by taking little
sugar or pinch of ten afterward.
A Hindoo practice to induce sleep is
to take deep inhalations, expelling the
air alternately through each nostriI,
keeping the other closed with the fin
ger. This has wonderfully quieting
effect.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
The Jury Disagreed.

"Some years ago, while was resid.
ing at Visalia," remarked Attorney
William H. Afford, II was called to
Hanford to defend a petty offender in
Justices court. The defendant had
demanded q jury TRIAL, and we put in
half day trying to get jury, only to
find at the end Of that time that We
had one lone juror in the jury box.
swell, I'm willing to try the case
with one juror" said the attorney for
the prosecution.
$50 am l. declared.
And we proceeded with the trial.
The argument was howlingly funny,
for the reason that the attorney for
the prosecution persisted in address
ing the lone juror as gentlemen Of
the jury, and l succeeded in swelling
the jury with feeling Of pride and
satisfaction by some timely comment
ON the self.evident honesty, ipselli.
genoe and integrity Of the body.
really thought that I had the lone ia.
ror won. Then the constable led him
out of the room, where he might de.
liberate with himself. In twenty
minutes the jury returned with the
announcement that no agreement could
be reached.
"'Whatr thundered the Justice Of
the peace. sYou get back there again
and reach verdict
1.-THE jury was out twenty minutes
more.
"'The jury disagrees,' Was the an.
nounoement when the court asked the
lone juryman .if he had arrived at q
verdict. You see, it's like this, nc
went on to explain. when 1 con.
slider the testimony Of one side l want
to find the defendant guilty, and when
I consider the testimony of the othe,
Witnesses want to discharge him. ]
can't agree with myself ."
"And the jury was discharged. -
San Francisco Chronicle. =.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
In Search of a Collar.

Among the prominent men Of New
England there was none, perheos,
who wore larger collar than Tom
Reed. One hot day in the summer Of
1901 Reed was in Portsmouth, aud,
having to wait for train, decided to
make an impromptu toilette, changing
his collar, etc. So he hied himself
to the nearest haberdasher's and be-
gan general survey Of the collar dis.
play in the store.
"Waited on, sir?" queried one of
the clerks.
"Not yet," responded Reed; and
then added, II would like Q collar"
"What size7' pipsd the clerk.
"Sise twenty" answered Reed.
"We doa't keep collars so large,
but I think you may be accommodated
three stores above"
Reed went, and found the third
store above. It was o harness shop.
Ladies' Home Journal.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
WITNESSES TO ALlRIS.
Shady Trade Which Once E7fou9isbca
In New fork'n COurts

Shady Trade Which Once Ftou9ishca
In New Works. Courts.
The elder Weller in ''Pickw wick" was.
as oil admirers Of the works Of Dick
ems Will know, great believer IN the
utility Of an allbi as defense In both
criminal and civil actions.
"Never mind the character" said Mr..
Weller TO his son. "Stick to the alley
T.. Nothing like an alleybi, Sammy;
nothing. Ncrevcr les agoin' to be
tried, me boy, Il alleyDi's the thing to
get him off"
This sage advice. Of Mr.. Weller
found frequent cOrroboration in the
views Of criminal lawyers In town uD
to very few years ago. There were
llalf century ago more criminal law
yerS than there are today, and the
cmoluments and fees OF criminal law
ycrs were materially larger in the Or
dinary run Of clse. than now. AS
consequences, cases were more often
defended than they are now and pleas
Of guilty much more rarcr. Then the
alIbi witness was Il necessary though
usually unwrlcome part Of the ma
chncry Of defense in criminal cases.
AMY 10 ~ ijiCISai.iS t!S
ter defense than an nlibi If sustained,
Alibi witnesses were therefore very
much III demand until jurles began to
mistrust them and the penalties for the
crime of perjury were visited upon
some Of the delinHuellts.
For long time the mendacious
and subsidized testimony Of profess
sional alibi witnesses obtained credence
from Jurors. and some of these wit
nesses, to quote their own Language,
"mnde good thing out Of it." Juries
III criminal cases are usually sympa-
thetic where no outside pressure is
brought upon them, and it is the part
OF the charge Of every Judge in crimi-
nal case to inform the Jury that the
prisoner at the bar Is entitled to every
reasonable doubt. If, therefore, any
uncertainty existed on the point wheth-
er or not the prisoner was actually
present at the time and place Of the
alleged crime he. was entitled to the
benefit Of 1t, but little by little the
prosecuting officers became acquainted
with the identity and records Of the
professional alibi witnesses. One or
two were prosecuted. Others were
scared Off. The commercial value. Of
the services Of the others was decreas-
ed, and finally the whole nefarious
business was abandoned, never sincs
TO be revived.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
"M0 CURE, no PAY"
How ETans Pharmacy Sell Hyomei,
the Guaranteed Cure for Catarrh,

Evans Pharmacy have On unusual
offer to make to our readers, one that
will be Of the greatest value to many.
For some years Evans Pharmacy
have been watching the results from
the use of Hyomei, . treatment for
eatarra that cures by breathing medi-
Gated air, absolutely without any
stomach dosing. The results have
been so universally successful that
they feel justified in making q public
offer to treat the worst case Of catarrh
in Anderson with the understanding
that if Hyomei does not cure, the
treatment will cost absolutely moth
ing.
The regular Hyomei outfit oosts only
one dollar, a>'i consists of a neat
pocket inhaler that can be carried in
the purse or vest. pocket, a medicine
dropper. end g bottle of Hyomei. If
this is not enough for a cure, extra
bottles of Hyomei can be obtained for
so cents.
Evans Pharmacy positively guaran-
tee cure, if :Iyomei is used in &C.
cordance with directions, or they will
refund the money.
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Everybody Was Quiet.

Baols in the seventies Of che last
century report reached army head.
quarters that the Indians had swarm.
ed down on . little village in idaho
and murdered every inhabitant. A
second lieutenant, who had Just re-,
ceiged bis commission, was dispatched
to the scene to ascertain the authen.
tioity Of the rumor. A few hours
after his arrival in the village he sen
this dispatch to the commanding off.
Ger: ...... -. q : -.
Everybody Is quiet here" -.
Whersupon the commanding officer
replied ~. - :, :....:s -. !.
"Your report is unintelligitle: We
have. it from responsible source that
Indians have msssaored every inhabi
tant." 49,, &, -. s::s, ., !.
The lieutenant answered: ;..1 4. :;
Report Is correct. Everybody has
bsen msssacred. Everybody is aaist.' ;,
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Going to ConRresa. ,

A poor man had better keep out OF
congress. Campaign expenses are
heavy and they come every two years.
No man can go to congress- without
neglecting his law practice or h!s' bus!-
ness. If he is poor man he will
probably lose his clients or his CUSTOM
ers; small business or practice will
not support partners or managers.
After few years in congress nine
men out Of ten are beaten FOR renomi-
nation, and then, IL they. have not a
fortune or. an established business to
fall back on. they will try to get some
small salarieG place under the: govern
ment and may, not be successful
H:ss:!s Gaee!fh!s Record !. s. :
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Of his mental faculties and was suffi i.
cient!y strong to tell all the incidents
Of the attack.
Barret, the owner Of the caravan,
who had remained in Leavenworth, on
hearing whet had befallcn his prop.
erty, put in claim for big damages
from the government and was awarded
a sum :9hich made him Independent
for life. but he persistently refused to
do anything for the sole survivor.
, McGee 3 claims were laid before the
president, aud in October, loCl, Mr.
Lincoln sent him letter and pass
by special envoy, directing him to
come to Washington as soon as he
was a1lc to travel, and stating that he
himself would see that McGce's
wrongs were rightcd.
When McGcc had recovered su,a
clcntly to move about, mis- mind, which
had been remarkably clear up to that
time, began to cloud, aud ilc became
possessed Of q mania to hunt Sioux to
the death. In one Of his f1cnxicI
spells the pass and letter FROM Prcsi-
dent Lincoln were stolen from him.
and neither the president nor the army
took any further notice of him.
For dozen years after receiving
his injuries McGce was a wandercr,
and when it was discovered that Little
Turtle was wiped out, it was said that
the biggest notch on McGc s. gun bar
rel commemorated the full measure of
his revenge, long mark for the chief
anc nine shorter ones for the subordi-
nate head men who had bitten the
dust at the command Of the unerring
rife that never failed to execute its
mission when pointed ct o Brule's
breast.
After Little Turt' had been sent to
the happy hunting grounds, McGee's
mind began to regain its normal equi.
librium until at last he once more be.
came perfectly sare.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
Winthrop College
Scholarship and Entrance
Examination. . .

The examination for the award of
vacant scholarships in Winthrop Col
lege and for the admission Of new
stuoents will be held at the County
Court House on Friday, July 9Th, at
y q. m. Applicants must not be- Less
than fifteen years of age. When schol-
arahips are vacated after July 9Th.
they will be awarded to those MAKING
the highest average at this examina-
nation, provided they meet the con-
dltions governing the award. Appli.
eants tor scholarships should write to-
Fressident johnson before the exami--
nation tor scholarship application
and free tuition. The next session
will open September 18th, 1905. For
further Information, and catalogue.
Hill, S. O.
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She Cot Him.

The four-yearold daughter of o
clergyman was ailing one night and
was put to bed early. AS her mother
was about to leave her, she called her
back.
Mamma" sho said, II want to
see my papa"
mo, DEAR" her mother replied,
"your papa is busy and must not be
disturbed"
but, mamma" the child persisted,
Il want to see my papa" -.
AS before, the mother replied:
mo, your papa must not be disturb
ed."
But the little one came back with q
clincher:
''Mamma," she declared solemnIy,
II am sick woman, and want to
see my minister. "--Everybody's.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
.:Ss Judge and the Lawyer.

III an alteration between counsel
and the judge, the Judge, after several
attemps at Cancellation, remarked: {:
"Well I have done all I can to pro.
mote peace, but the result reminds
r's very much Of the fable Of the old
mau and the ass." :" - L. -, -
The counsel, with: visible irritation
in his countenance, wished to know
which Of these entities applied to
him. - "-: t.a>.:.,.' :. =. =.
'eNeither in particular" !" was the re-
ply; ''but, considering our respective
ages you cannot object to my stying
thst T am the old man." =. ,,>%h ~,
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
A Distinction or O Difference.

A congressional committee went to
Portland, Ore, to assist in the open
ing Of the exposition on June l last,
says The Saturday Evening Post.
There was parade in the morning,
In which all the visiting statesmen
rode in carriages. The local commit.
tee brought the carriages around to
the Portland Hotel. The scheme vas
to have two local men in each car
riage.
After the vice president and his
party had been sent away a Portland
notable, who was acting IS major
domo, came into the lobby of the ho-
tel, where the statesmen we're waiting,
and bawlcd:
Two congressman and two gentle
men, pleasc.'
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
Chemical ChnrRea,

. By taking some umewater and blow.
ing ones breath into it. g fine white
powder will be formed IN the water (;
+: BY, adding some common salt to q
solution OF nitrate OF silver d; thick
white powder is produced which, I IL
placed in the sunlight, VIII turn brown.
;#.::: Pour the juice Of a red cabbage into
a test tube or: thin glass bottle, drop
in very gradually q solution OF wash.
Ing soda, shaking, the bottle every TIME
You put the washing soda In, and you
will see the red solution gradually
turning blue. Go on adding the soda
:: solution. and the thlue color win give
way to green. $tSsj ,ss $f S M ,* 4:
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-06-13
. ait for
Hunger
Good Advice from Evans Pharmacy
as to How to C.este an Appetite.

Any physician will tell you that it
is unwise to eaS unless one is really
hungry. It is far better to miss q
meal than to eat without appetite.
But do not take a tonic, stimulant,
or appetizer to make you hungry.
Evans Pharmacy soy that the best way
to create an appetite is to restore the
digestion to health by the use Of
Mi'o.us stomach tablets, reliable
remedy that they have with the
best of satisfaction. } i"
When Mi-o-na is used, the irrita-
tion and Inflammation Of the stomach
coating will be soothed, the gastric
follioles will be strengthened 40 that
they will pour out the natural diges.
tive fluids with regularity, and the
food you eat will be perfectly digested
without distress. ,.,i.' NJ, E.',,.,,:i .,::i
A large box Of Mi-o.na stomach tab.
lets is sold for SO cents by Evans
Pharmacy, and it is 80 successful and
reliable in curing indigestion and other
stomach troubles, with the exception
Of cancer Of the stomach, that Evans
Pharmacy aell it under guarantee
that the money will be refunded :uns
less it does all that is claimed for it..
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Ut il enough to make. 1. tie i, ha..ha, \.

1t 10 enough to make the heatben
whoever :Aey are, rejoice that $they
aye not Christians ,vhsa they com,
stdse ths heresy. trials, the bittsr, and, !,
unreasonable susrrols, and shs 81 bIso,,: 81:
try Of some Christian people sad
ehn.ehes. g.. E$ & 8
= Rev paople sovertaxs inssllaets III III
behalf of. othersl.. II % 5 S. aszz {
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TIE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County or Anderson.
. COURT ORE f.nsaHgS,pr v.rras

jIS. y. Sieekiey Tiaintifh. =sanat E.i;s.i Ps1::.
mssf ressI fayton, Joe Fayton, Georgia Paytoil and
lief-Ccsupiaint Served. -" '1' A|'
TO the Defendsnts. Elijah Payton, Peter Payton.
Joe Payton. Georgia Payton and Waddy PAXTON.
YOU are hereby summoned and required to an
acopy is herewith served upon you, and to serve a
copy 9t your answer TO said Complaint on the
subscribers at theis Office at Anderson, s. c., with
CT the day OF sueh service and If you fail to en-
aver tho compisint within the time aforesaid, tho
Plaintiff In thie action will apply 10 the Court for
the relief demanded IN the Compliant.
..,.: ...-i l. B0NHAM i WATKINS.
Anderson. 8. c., May Is, 1906. "'''tll'''' -
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- Next to going to q funeral NO:
man seemo to get the most fun ous Of
vieiting hospital. -. s>..: - !. Il.
"A womau's devotion will stand
mighty hard knocks before it can ba
broken down. :..ri. ,%,& = i \
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- The men who SEQ the little
things aud do them are the men who
accomplish great results. + .;.. ..... Z. )
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3 B, - =: Forgive .your; enemies, of eourae
but don't forget them. ii: Sjs 7 3s4
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-12-22
ELECTRICIANS ON STRIKE.
Chicago Telephone Service Seriously
Crippled.

Chicago, Dec. 22-Telephone serv-
ice In the down town district Is seri-
ously crippled owing to the fight be-
tween the Chicago Telephone company
and its striking electrical workers.
The most serious trouble occurred
when the company sent nonunion elec-
tricians to the New York Life lnsur-
ance building. Union men met the
nonunion repairmen at the door and
induced them not to put in order the
41O telephones In the building, every
one of which had been put out of serv-
ice by fire. Nearly all of these tele-
phones still are out Of business. Other
complaints were made, but little or no
work was done by the repair crews.
When these men, wearing stars
upon their breasts as special police
men, endeavored to do the work OF
repairmen they were met by threats
of violence At Marshall Fields new
addition these men were not permit
ted to do the electrical work OH the
telephone wires because of the threats
of other members of the building
trades unions to walk out.