The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-30
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o"' II not come say
T. win tn capt'in tells me f'r 10 dbr,,
up mere an tell ye he wants to see "
~ coorse she wont. says the captir
Out lis only fair TO thry vans, moro
ie see. IN capt Ia an me knows won.
en-" NUNS WON
On you do. do your" was the sar
castle comment OF the NORMAN
~ coorse We do. none betther." an
s"ered Policeman Flynn. .Ivery
i'a-ah knows woman: It's only women
mat doesn't. So we got to taaIl ~, ~
II IN IN station. an livery ma-,,
mere says We won't come. 'Tis fool
ish. they says. f'r 10 sind aftber be-
as In whin theirs Is or % iy us her,
mat knows women like a hook an
sayln that she won't Gomez
Well. OF all the conceit," broke ~
TIE woman. hotly Know women IN.
a oook. do you2 Why. you don't know
anything at all about her.
sure We do said Policeman FLYNN
woman. "''''''- '''
Ye're not comm. are YEP" demand.
ed Policeman Flynn.
No I'm not"
There We ha-ave tn proof ~ n,
asserted Policeman Flynn. triumphant
ly It's what we said Ohio, we'r.
a wise lot ~ la'ads..
m not afraid TO come insistas
ne woman. Il know what vour can
tam wants. and il doesn't bother me.
on. only don't want TO come. "
Nv coorse not" acouiesced police
man Flynn. "but we're not comm
knew We w'u'dn't"
Then why did you come fe- ,a,"
asked the woman.
ono. didn't tell We w IT. ala r."
eturned Policeman Flynn leaninr
omIortahiy against the post az the
DOT OF the stairs Twas all alone
' me wife At tn station we'd eivs
" slndin fr ye ag'in. an was laugh
az IN idee IS annywan IA inkin' ve'd
ONE whin She up an SAYS: Barney
ne says. how a ye know she'll NOT
Dme know women. SAYS l. .Ye're
fool says She"
Shes right" interru pted tho
oman.
How can We say that demanded
ohceinan Flynn. "whin We re provln,
les WRONG"
What else did she say9" asked the
oman.
rwouldn't inth'rist ye.~ asserted
'Hoeman Flynn. shes like all tn
est ~ IN women-she thinks she
'o"s-an she r-roasts me f-r thinkinf
Know It's like a ma-an.' she saws
10 think he knows what a WON
u DO an 70 be br-raggin' tx T.,
" I'm right says sYe're not
Us she' II we're polite 10 her an A..
gintieman. she says. Shell come
IN tnat We ha-aye some " or-rds m
lsh woman thinkin' she knows ~
De'1heT than me that's married 70
me sample ~ IT, an in tn ind sbe
q PEI ~ a new shawl agIn pair
Nlnther gloves that ven come ~
i-alk ro-iite 10 We an don't thrv -
llun We. So here 7 am. an I Win
nan. '"'
" eoorse DO" said Policeman
nm. = ha-ave m gloves all nickel
ono us a great joke ha-ave
ner. she thinkin' 7 didn't know
ythins iv women. Twill be n los
fr her" "
don't believe you." she said at
us all IN same TO me" returned
man MAJ, flynn' so long as ye don't
oeiieFe you think I'm afraid ~
the captain and answer his cues.
liver. insisted Policeman FLYNN
only tn woman mkt door tbirrs
lie see. wint there be mis-
e ne went on. as he saw her
angrily IAN whin told her
: was atther she di-rcts me here
avs But she won't go with We
n. fr she's afraid iv the po-lis,~
q she say that" dema nded tho
n.
e seemed 10 know We said %.
an Flynn. blandly. "Tis
lge thing. too. whin We think ~
woman KNOWN another. m me
"u dS hiueh sense she'd be havin'
shawl instid ~ huyin' me pai
YES with fur on thin. That
a mkt door do be havIn tn
nv ma-an."
Y about as much" returned tho
l. I'm afraid. am I? And I'm
IKE book by lot OF lazy men
about a police station. am -
you Just wait here a minute
ere We goin'?' asked Policeman
going 10 get my hat" was The
1 always did despise thai
next door anyway"
what ! thought" chuckled po
Flynn 70 himself "Ye're al
afe in ngurin' on that with IN.
mkt door"
did you do it. Barney?' asked
them.
upon Policeman Flynn looked
wise Tor minute. and then
tied this bit OF philosophy to
e OF human wisdom:
easy to make woman do
wa-ant II We can keen her
OWN what Il f."