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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Not Hard to Answer.

Jefferson Thompson, chairman Of
the racing board of the Automobile
association, was praising the French
as automobiles.
THE French are a remarkable and
odd people," he said. 'In fencing and,
above all, in motoring they excel. In
football in racing and, above all, in
shooting they are nowhere.
Three French sportsmen were once
out after robins and cuckoOs- A robin
appeared overhead; they fired stimuli
taneOusly, but the robin escaped.
They asked all together:
q Who missed that time 20 Phil
adelphia Bulletin
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Notice to All Parties Who Favor
GoOdIand FIGURING Mil.

At a preliminary meeting held in
the office OF G. l. Calvert Tuesday
evening, October 2, to hear the pro-
position for the erection Of coop
erative farmers Touring mill in Good
land, it was decided to call business
meeting Of the mill interests at the
Office Of G. L Calvert on Friday even
ing, October 5, to complete organiZa-
ton and place the movement upon q
working basis. Everybody interested
in this part Of the upbuiding Of Sher-
man county and GOOdland are heartily
invited to be present and to boost the
enterprise while opportunity is here.
Don't forget the meeting Friday even
ing. By order OF the citizens Of the
preliminary meeting
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
OFertared Faith.

Mamma, I've been praying every
night for a new doll said Little Doro-
thy and God hasn't sent 1T yet
Perhaps God doesn't think that
you need another doll dear" answer
ed the mother
Then why doesn't he tell me"
asked the little girl, so L could pray
for something else -
Might as Wen Have Married BIN.
what is she mad a. him for2"
ne said he'd kin himself ~ she re-
fused him"
and she did and he didn't. eh2''-
Houston Post
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
UTOPIA.

There is a garden where lilies
And roses are side by side;
And all day between them in silence
The silk butterflies glide.
I may not enter the garden,
Though know the road thereto;
And morn by morn to the gateway
I see the children go.
They bring back light on their faces;
But they cannot bring back to me
What the lilies say to the roses,
Or the songs Of the butterflies be.
Francis Turner Palgrave.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Back Home.

Having returned from an extended
visit in the eastern states, it IS a.
pleasure to me to exchange personal
greetings with the good people Of
Sherman county. 7 am glad to be at
home again, and will cheerfully re-
spOnd to any invitation to address
public gatherings, as my health will
permit Respectfully,
J. H. STEWART.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Remnants

Piles Of Remnants and odd
ments from all departments These
must be cleared. We do not want
any odd lengths hanging round
the new store, so these all 90 at
sacrifice Remnants Of Dress
Goods, Ribbons, Wash Goods
Lawns, going regardless OF cost
Odds and ends in Women's and
Mems Shoes, for this week only,
at Csc to sc and 75c on the dollar
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Mems Suits

Odd lots Mems Suits, usual price
$500 to $500, this week SS-9S
Other values, usually $500 to
$500, sale S6.T5
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05

have a car OF hand picked winter
apples on track Come and get your
winter supply. =. AIbuthnOt
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05

Money to Loan B. +. Brown, cash
Ter, Farmers national Bank
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Ladies Silk Petticoats

Best value ever offered in Ladies'
Silk PetticOats, made full with
deep ruff1e, heavy. Taheta silk, on
sale, any color and black,
each S4.48
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Black Sateen Petticoats

LAS-~A ASG-~~~AA ~-NA~
A splendid make in Black Sateen
PetticOats, cut full, bright finish,
several styles Of Tufhes, each S1.5O
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Boys Suits
Mems Dress Shirts
Mems Suspenders

Closing out grand line OF Mems
Suspenders, all good colors; some
are a little sOiled, worth, pair soc,
on sale, pair and &c
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Silks

Silks
We have all shades in Jap wash
silk, suitable for day and evening
wear Nothing makes up with bet
ter effect than these goods; q
inches wide. yard -------65 CSC
Plaid Silks for Waists, the latest
in the market, several designs to
select, sold in patterns Of five
yards, each $500
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
BroadcIoth

New cOlOrs in broad cloth, ex-
ward so
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
Special Value in Calico

500 yards Calico, coIors Of red
blue and gray, special value,
rard Sc
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05

Bleached Towels
Big bargains in Towels, Bleach
ed Huck, Red Borders, size 32x1T,
two Tor -ZOc
Four dozen Bleached Huck Tow
eI Linen Finish, Red Borders, size
37x19, sale price, each-----19c
White Linen Damask Towels,
lovely floral designs, fringed, size
43x19, usual price, each, S5cs this
week, each -&OC
Turkey Red Table
Damask
Special Value in Red and Blue
Tabling, fast cOlOrs, So inches wide,
39c value; for this sale, yard --29c
Tapestry Rugs
Beautiful cOlOrings in this line,
size 54x2s. Now is your time; for
this week, each -S1.6S
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
ChiIdren's Hose

An sizes, ribbed Black Hose,
worth, pair II &c, on sale, pair-Sc
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-10-05
New Plaid Dress Material

Large Red and Black Plaid, also
Green and Black, splendid effect,
81 inches wide, yard soc
Very Pretty effects in Blue and
White and Blue and Red Dress
Goods for young ladies' wear. Re
markable value, 80 inches wide,
ward - 29c
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Lightnlng's Franks.

May6eld, Ky, March 30.--W. \
Martin a prominent farmer living fouI
miles south of the city had clio, e
call Monday night during a rhundu
storm. About six o'clock he went
out to the stable to feed and care fol-
his stock, and while standing about
six feet between each 81 'wo horse, ,
a stroke of lightning knocked down
both of the horses, stunned himself,
andIkilled one of his steers about
twelve feet from him, worth twenty
dollars. ? HIS little boy, who wal
nearby in the lot, was badly stunned
also and was quite sick all nigh
from the effects. Mr.. Martin wa
badly frightened and believe he wa
near eternity for a second or two,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Instantly Killed.

Hugh Jone-. an Illinois Contra
fireman. on freight train. was in
stautly killed near Clarksyille Mon
day Jone, was leaning out o. hi,
cab drinking water, when hi, head
came m csntact with the overhead
work of McAdoo creek bridge. lie
va, Knocked from tho engine and fell
ON the cross ties, on the bridge where
he remained until discovered Jones
was twenty three year, Of age aud
unmarried. He wa, brother of Mr
Thomas Jones. fireman on one of
the Illinois Central passenger trains,
and lived at Princeton with q Wild
owed mother.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Grip Quickly Knocked Out,

Some week ago during thc pol,
.rc winter weather both my vif, tnd
myself contracted severe cold, which
pecdily developed into the worst
.lud Of Ia grippe with AID as mi-cu
%. symptoms. .ay4 NJ J :. Eelc
tom. of Maple Landing Iowa
Knees and joints aching muscle,
'r. head stopped up eyes and nose
mining. with alternate spells of
...- aud fever We began using
Chamberlain, Cough Remedy aiding
.. same with double dose of
chamberlain. Stomach and Liver
Tablets. and by 10, liberal use soon
ur..trly Knocked ont the grip
-.a p, Woods u Ormc. th, leading
drugstore M Western Kentucky
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Escaped COuVIsis Hiding 10 Kentucky.

Ninccnne-, Ind. March 30. Geo.
Lawton, iailbrcAker, captured at ia.
selton yesterday, say- that Harry
Corric. samuel Brown aud George
white, Who escaped with him are
are likely In hiding in Kentucky.
Lawson claim, that Corric. who
- under pcnitcnitary sentence for lar
scny. and who has served time boz
both Indiana prisons, engineered the
Jail delivery Corric cat teeth iu a
casc knife with razor. and hc aud
Brown took turn about saving the
bars, one playing the harp while tb,
lthcr sawed Corric told Lawson hc
had a wife aud sou AZ Wicklifc. Ky.
aud thc DAY before hi. escape wrote
hi. viic saying Il will soon be- with
won
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Leg Broke In Two.

While swinging on the end of a
delivery wagon which was moving
rapidly, John Traylor, the seven year
old son of John Traylor., Sr who
who lives in Shippingport, Ky. had
his leg caught in the rapidly revolv-
ing wheels. The bone of the leg was
snapped in two below the knee, and
the lad was hurled to the ground
several persons ran to his assistance
aud carried him to hIs home in the
ncighborhood He was later remov-
ed in the City Hospital ambulance to
Gray street lndrmary. where the in
jury was dressed Courier Jour
nal.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05

day he thought out "a machine VII IN
would make a hundred cigars while a
man was making one lie had been
getting married about that time the
rent was due. aud he had no money
with which To- pay IT, There was very
little ice the cupboard. though the Ham
mer~tcinS were good eaters \eNcrthc-
less hc came home 10 scauty meal
with cheerful couutcuancC. for ON
the table iu front of his plate ne id
a certified check for SITS 900. the sun
realized from the sale of his invention.
lie artp.Nard made over S2OOOO0 from
another cigar making invention. aud ne
has invented aud patented many OTHER
devices. some forty iu all; has built
apartment houses. composed operas
and tried his hand at a variety of other
things. This colloquy once occurred
between him and an interviewer.
How much do You Slccpf"
-Four hours "A day"
And catt"
"a banana for lunch, breakfast and
dinner very light and simple My eX-
)enScS come easily within $50 day
Drink -
Not M all No likee. Never drank
glass Of champagne in my life NcV-
,r touched card. either, or bet nj a
cace track or insured my life"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Rheumatism Makes Life Miserable.

\ happy home is the most valuable
possession that i- within the reach
of mankind. but You cannot enjoy its
comfort, IT YOU are suffering from
rheumatism You throw aside bust
nc-, care, when YOU enter Your home
and you can bc relieved from those
rheumatic pains also by applying
Chamberlain. PAIN Balm One APP
pication will give YOU relief and it,.
continued use will bring about a per
manent cure. For sale 10y Woods 4
Orme. the leading drug store "a
Western Kentucky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Little Girl Badly Burned.

Allie Williams, the eight ycaC old
daughter of g. l. Williams. W. -c-
riously burned Wednesday morning
She had taken with coughing spell
and got too close TO the stove i'm her
mother Kitchen Her cIothc, were
iguitcd by her falling against the
stove and before the flame, could bee
cxtiueui,hcd she wa, badly burned.
She was given medical treatment
a, soon as a physician could be sum
moucd. and it is thought her injuries
will not prove fatal.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Wanted.

Local representative, to handle the
sale of our new Curivalcd ,crie, of
charts and surveys, showing every
state and county; reliable historical
and descriptive matter beautifully IL
lustratcd, We anticipate sale large
enough to net our representatives.
from $500 to 5000 IN every county,
Address Rand, McNally n Co..
Chicago, Ill.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Black Cat Changes 6olOr.

Lawrenccburg, Ind. April = IIar
~ Blythe has a cat whose jet black
hair has suddenly turned gray under
peculiar circumstances. IL is tom
eat and is nicknamcd lee Box jim.
because OF has disposition to hover
near to that receptacle of the good
things.
While Ice Box jim lay spooliug
the other day, he was awakened by
The barking Of big bull dog which
entered the store Cat aud dog faced
each other for moment then there
began a race for life. lee Box j im,
with the bulldog in hot pursuit,
jumped on boxes. counters, shelves.
aud finally made his exit from the
store closely followed by the ball
dog,
me cat ran nap an electric pole ana
remained there for several minutes.
maneuyering around and auxiou, TO
come down to a place Of safety when
suddenly the cat fell rs though shot
dead Blythe thought his cat had
been clcctrocutcd. He picked up the
limp body aud laid il on the counter
in the store. One Of the ulnc lives.
however returned. and the feline is
a. well as ever, only that b., hair has
,urnod a perfect gray, and that il now
avoid, climbing telegraph poles. or
anything else.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Caught Cold While Hunting a BurguIar,

Mr. VIM. Thos. Lauorgan, prov
incial constable at Chaplcau, Ontar-
10, -ay- "A caught severe cold
while hunting a burglar in forest
swamp last fall. Hearing Of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy, tried It,.
aud after using two small bottles I
sas completely cured This RENE
dy Is intended especially for coughs
and colds II will loosen and rolicyc
= severe cold in less time than bv
any other ,Natment and is fa,ori,c
wherever its superior excellence ha,
become known. For sale bog Woods
4 ormc, the leading drug store iu
Western Kentucky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Worst FlOOOS IN lsarS.

Denver, March 2S.--W!onnug u
experiencing the worst floods Of r.
cent years. The Plat river, from lh'
Colorado line to the Nebraska IIn'
a distance ct hVe hundred milc,, La
oyorAowed its banks, flooding rhe at
iacent country Reports of missi ;
ranchmen. damage to ranch aud 9th,
property, aud lhc drowning Of 1--we
stock are reported. The Hoods az
caused by the melting snow.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05

OF Naples. The count has been con.
victcd of uufaithfulness and. as pro
vidcd 10y Italian law, sentenced 10
three months Imprisonment and 10
pay the costs OF the action. The
countess Is a globe trotter, she has
been around the world several times.
won fame 10y roughng il in the Klon.
dixie. has travelled In South America.
has been admired 10y King Leopold OF
Belgium and has ruled o. a belle at
European fashionable resorts
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
WANTED: by Chicago Wholesale

WANTED: by Chicago wholesale
and mail order house, assistant man
ager (man or woman) for this county
aud adjoining territory. Salary $50
and expenses paid weekly; expense
money advanced. Work pleasant, 5
position permanent No Investment
or experience required. Spare time
valuable. Write at once for particu-
lars and enclose self-addrcssed enve-
lope SUPERINTENDENT,
l32 Lake St. Chicago, III
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Wisdom Of an ImpIrICiSt,

I.. -roat men of today have mo-
De'.', .. ,,ayc footprints on the sands
" 0n. At least they earnestly try
" e'.. Up their tracks.
Noaa.aolly is rarely found in con-
hectic" With a good balance at the
hoL
"'" never loses anything that
can q Icplacc until he loses his
1etyc
really Good man = an accident
!" nr.a happens.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Let To His Imagination.

\ man debating letter to anoth
er man with whom he had quarreled
wrote thus:
Owing to the fact that my stem
ographer is a lady, | cannot say Il
YOU what | think of you; and, as
am gentleman, would not. b.
YOU, being neither, can readily guess
what is on my mind ~
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
A VERSATILE GENIUS.
Oscar Hammrrstein. impresRrio. and
His Achievements.

Oscar Hammrrstein. ImprcsRrio, and
his Achievements
Oscar haIumerstein. who proposes 10
give productions Of grand opera in
New York OH magnificent scale and
yet 90 prices within the reach OF the
masses. believes I'm lcgacles. lie wants
10 leave legacy 10 the people when he
dies. Others have left libraries and
colleges and hospitals and art galleries
hut nobody seems to have thought OF
leaving home Of music. an educator
OF musical taste. AT thcater prices
This Is what he hopes the Manhattan
Opera House. whict he is now building
viii bee. II viii be "A rival to the Met
ropoltau Opera House. which has new
er had "a rival before. Its existence
will mean competition for the serv Ices
- the great operate singers. with cor
responding benefits to the pockets of
the latter. aud Mr.. Hammcrstein prom
iScs that the works produced 81 his
opera house viii reach high standard.
The imprcSario is one Of the most
versatile men i'm the theatrical world
He has made fortunes and lost them
several times lie has built some half
dozen biz amusement places boz his
time and has won distinction In vari-
ouS ways as % purVcyor OF publIe en-
t"ItJIumeut Mr. IIammerstein came
10 This country from Germany before
he had reached his majority aud md
ed Zoo New York pcmnileSS aud fr'.ud
less. lie found employment I'm Car
store and learned 10 roll cigars one
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Crushed 10 Death.

Michigan city, Ind Mach 80. --
t.. toms OF coal accidentally rcloa,
' '.m chute In the yards of the
N..rHu Central RaiIrosi company,
'... 800 upon Richard Purcell an
emp .. aud crushed him 10 death.
"' N.- .r'eutccn year, old,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Draughon's, Chain of 26 Colleges.

" duSHOIl OUdlH VI ~ OOllcSeS'
Elsewhere will be found an adyer-
tiscmcut of Draug h on : Practical
Business Colleges located at
Paducah, Ky, Evansville, Ind. st.
Louis, Mo-, Elpaso, Texas, Jackson,
Miss, Memphis, Tenn. Fort Worth.
Galveston, San Antonio, Waco. Den
isou, Texas, Oklahoma City, o. T.,
Shreveport, La, Little Rock, Fort
Smith, Ark, Moskogec, ]. T. Kan
sas City, Mo, TT. Scott, Klaus Nash
willie. Tenn. Atlanta, Ca, Raleigh,
teen years. incorporated $500, O0O. 90
capital Seventeen bankers on Board
of Directors. Draughou's chain of
Colleges secure positions for those
who take the guarantee course or re-
fund every cent of money paid for
tuition For catalogue address j. /.
Draughou. Pres't., at any of the
above places IT
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
HER MARRIAGE A FAILURE.
Coustess ia Casteimenardo and Her
Brilliant social Career.

Tie Countess hi Castclncnardo. who
Is suing Tor separation from her titled
husband. was formerly Miss Edith Van
Buren, Of New York and was a noted
figure In American circles abroad She
is grandniece OF the late President
Martin Van Buren, and daughter Of the
late General Thomas Van Buren,. who
was United STATES minister 10 Japan
She va. married IN 1900 To Count Nes
sichio Gurgp iii Castclmenardo. son of
the Duchess Tortora Bra Ia III Belyc.
dere Giuditta Gurgo III Castelmenardo
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles

Itching. Blind, Bleeding, Producing
Piles. Druggists are authorized to
refund money if Pazo Ointment fails
TO cure in 6 to II days. soc.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
bTOund hog INDICATED.

Mayfeld Messenger: Six week
ago Saturday the ground hog made
his prophecy that there would be for
ty-two more days Of winter. The lit.
tie prognosticator was abused and vii
.ifed but he stands INDICATED before
The wogld There has been n1d wea-
her rbc greater portion of The en-
tire STA weeks aud -oci deal of it
very bad
Bat now that the six weeks have
expired and the ground hog has pro-
ven Inject % true prophet, IT is to
be hol', uaJ winter is at an end.
There are no visible indications Of it,
to be sure, aud for several days past
nothing worse could have come, he'd
il been uaur O." order.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
TERMS As FOLLOWS.
J. Y. BROWN
Has Stood the Test Is Years.

The old. original Groves Tastless
Chill Tonic. You know what you
are taking. Ii is iron and quinine
III tastleSS form. No cure, No pay.
soc
WANTED;-Men IN each state to
travel, post signs, advertise and leave
samples of our goods. Salary S15. 90
per month, 50. 90 per day for expen-
SEES. KUHLMAN Co, Dept, S.
ATLAS BLOCK, Chicago.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
For Sale.

Pure whole wheat Graham Flour
81 and 20 cents a bushel.
MARION MILLING Co.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
M, AND F. ACADEMY
Providence, Kentucky

Enter our Normal on Monday.
April 2nd, and remain until the first
teachers examination. and then con
test for the gold medals.
Prof. w b. Davis, Hopkins
county examiner says: I'VE find
Prof. Brown students as thoroughly
prepared in every respect as those
from any other school academy or
college.
TERMS As FOLLOWS:
Board per week -. 30
Tuition per week -
}. y. BROWN
Hot and cold baths at Metz II Sed-
berry : barber shop-open until mid
night on Saturday Everything neat
and clean.