New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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THE Tribune a goodly pennyworth, for it is the
only Liberal sheet Of that price in the British me-
tropols. 1t follows the conservative English style
In its makeup. and according that style II IS
handsome sheet It starts off promisingIy in read
ing matter and advertisements. Indeed the paper
begins under a happy augury. with the Liberal
party just restored to power. The editor is
have fitted up a sort Of Liberal club in connection
with THE Tribunes" sanctum. The New-Yor<
Tribune wishes its London namesake great pros
perity and influence
a Jungle TraEedy.-Nir. Monkey-What became OF
. Mrs MOnkey-Mr. Hippo, who is running for Of
An English judge recently had an inspiration
defendant appeared TOO dull to mako a defence or
answer inteligibly questions put to him by the
Judge. Suddenly the Judge said. Where do you
liver and the Ineligible reply. About five min
utes off, at once forthcoming. Then Just
home and fetch your wife and run a little
quicker than you talk" It done and the wife 8
clear and businesslke statement Of the facts won
the day for her helpless husband.
Pared.-said Mr. c.: In those DAYS was a
Republican and my friend R., who was the most
One day he said 10 me. 90. have your committees
- Vel H. mine have been after me- and they want
said N he 70 subscribe ''" and told them would
Il looked at him in arnazement Then he added:
y es told them the Republicans would expect $500
from .i yCp' an and was going to pair on So mind
"a me 70 botb nartyss - a. WI an me
a cent "-LppinCotts
A Frenchman has written a sort Of ready
speechmaker for the comfort and guidance NJ the
man who cannot think on his feet.
Immediate success" says NJ Amet. is the first
object Of the modern orator. and thereupon he
plunges promptly into a list of remarks with
which speeches may be begun. First Of all
win the good will OF your audience" he saws
Standing, as do. before 50 many minds Of un-
doubt d{er4
may wound a few susceptibuities" or again
and perhaps this is the best beginning Of them
all ! have but few words TO say"
But these examples are merely the hors d'cpIy-res
The banquet has been arranged for US alpha hati-
cally' Adversary. To hear our adversary talk:
If we listen 70 our adversares. our adversarias
take refuge in violence. and So on Devotion.
After long career cf devotion 10 my country
etc There are 10000 catch phrases Of this kind
In NJ Amets little book. and he SAYS that NO
speaker. when he has studied II for "a few mo
ments' need step on = platform unprepared
A BIOGRAPHY IN NsTANENrs.
When Willie Smith was one dav old
sa HIS father father bought his crib,
HIS bonnet and his bib
In fact. the necessary raInenr
Upon easy weekly payment
When Re v W He. Smith NTH mas has quite lad
He was not happy till he had
His complement Of TOYS
lis father laid out every Sunday
The payment 10 be made Monday
When Billy Smith had finished school
To college he was sent
His mother said Pa send him -o,r1
Be very glad he went"
50 Billy went but on condition
Each week they'd send his tuition
When William Johnson Smith was we'd
he took his happy spouse
70 81 th zen new e furnished home instead
&c Salq ne thought by being thrifty
Ea-h week they could remit tweve-nfrv
When William Smith (the second, CANA
ais father bought d crib,
bonnet and a bib.
Each week the grim collectors call meant
lhey had 10 pay small instalrlent
-'Amertcan Illustrated Magazine
Luck has played a large part IN the success o.,
General Brugere commander in chief OF the Frrencp
army. Figaro relates that the general Their a
colonel was hunting with President Carnot Colo
mel Brugere was walking in front OF the President
VINO was nervous and shortsighted. Suddenly the
PRESIDENTIAL gun banged, there was a shrek or
pain and a portly field officer was seen vritbi0g
on the ground bleeding profusely Colonel Br,igAre
was NOT long In recovering from his injuries That
erran' charge OF shot was the making OF him.
NJ Carnot could not do enough for the gallant
officer and in rapid succession BruRAra roma him
| sell Military Governor OF Paris ,ica-rrasida,+ n.
the superior Council Of War and finally generals
simo or Frances army
Worst Ever-''Yes. indeed he's the bo,,.,,,
man IN pihh' life TO-DAY. Haven't Won ave- -.
No, but I've seen caricatures Of hin, "
on, they Halter him You shouid -. -, 81.
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