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The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

Mrs. d. r. Hale who has nursed In
Florence. Colo. for the past ton years
wishes to ANNOUNCE to the public
that In the future she will not 10 out
hut will take patients at her home
SIe East Fifth street. Florence. Colo +.
wheie she has arranged faoilties for
giving them every attention Afforded
by = hospital anl where they may
enjoy the comforts Of home. For
terms call or phone Red 2O4. b2.77
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

OIL man believe that Il will dsvslop
into one Of the best producers thai has
besn encountered In the local hsid
for many months. The oil was
atrsok 1t $500 feat and this faoa alone
alnoas insures ths psrmanssoy q
the oil now.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

Cut this out and take it to Daniels
Drug Store and get a free sample of
Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tab.
let's. For biliousness and constipat tion
they are unequaled. They improve the
appetite, strengthen the digestion and
regulate the liver and bowels. It's
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

NEW POsITIoN-H. A. GiItner.
employed At the Palace Pharmacy for
ths past few mouths has accepted .
position with Keables. Canon City.
q. ". Hughes takes Mr.. Gilsner's
place At the Palace and Jack sylvess
ter will look after the oil wagon.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

WILL PUMP The United Oil
company started tubing IL new we'll
ont near old Rocky Mountain No i6.
struck few days ago. and expects to
have It In shape % that Il will bs
throwing oil At . lively Rais this
evening or early tomorrow morning.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

Prof. Balm will give his uext en-.
joyable dance in Morgan hall Friday
evening Nov. 2S. Public cordially
invited. Admission 10 cents. e0-7l
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

HARVEST RIPE = The holiday
trade Il reported Exceptionally good
this year in Florsncs-An indication
Of general pick mp. Numerous cut
OF town purchasers were visible
yesterday.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

NOvED-Dan Hughes and faulty
have moved from the Blunt terrace
% Pixies Peak avsnas 70 tbs Ebb
terrace on Third street.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

railroad station In Canon ~ shs top
Of the Royal Gorge ard u lsass ess
additional mils within the city limits
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22
Bazar.

The unique feature Of the Methodist
bazaar Dec. 10Th will be . booth for
every day Of the week. 60.sf
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22
TOLD 10 THE TRIBUNE.


THOs. HOwELLs-- The aoiid,y
trade Il looming up sn6 people ~
making purchases earlier than usual.
The outlook 10 Indeed very sasisfao.
tory.
3. l.. YARD-1ks recent oeld suap
alis mo with regret for realise that
tbs nshins season l. over. Ny record
Of 81 catfish In two houEs Last August
at 0umasr's lake remains unbsoksn,
/ believe.
o.. e. MASTERs-I an glad 70
note that the season for the photo.
srApher has Arrived-shis time of
ysar people visit the photographer.
THOs BLUNT-Ths Canon CITY
shoot Thanksgiving day will be TOP.
nofcher In the history OF the valley /;
second only to our o~n shoot Xmss
day. have brushsd the cobwsbs
OF my telescope sight snd made .
place on the mantle for another
loving cup. The air u unusually
clear since the campaign and sxcsl.
lent for good SCORES.
XXX
ED. WARNE9-Ths city hall has
acquired reputation for strenuousity
Of late and We have worked over time.
Kimberly has developed his 10 snt for
criminal ooursinR and IL bou1d 10
como to the front You can put ne
down ~ favorinR = law to compel !
visitors at the city hall 10 take IN In.
ventory Of the splttoons before Aooept.
Ing the hospitality Of the jailsr
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

What IL your favorite perfumeH We
have them all At Palace Pharmacy.
60.7i
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

Try 'Medicaliser'' best Atomix,
made 1t Palace Pharmacy. 65.f
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

By Lo. the violet borAtsd talcun
powder. for sale only At Daniels. s7ti
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

WILL GET TIE LINT onlesr
Green went 70 Denver last nlsht afSss
Sam Moore. the man charged With
dessrtins his family. Moore will b
prosecuted TO the full sxtslt of the
laO.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

81. Bsnsdics's Fair. Nov. u. 81. y.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

A large .h.rment Of toilet an'
,anoy goods juss In at Daniels. ~
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

"AIR" LINE-A mAssssmestins was
held u the opera house In Canon Cisy
Last nj ht 10 consider the matter Of
providing = bonus TO be paid % Frank
d. Heath whom he shalt build.
equip and have In actual operation
the line Of electric railroad from the
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

St Benedict. Fair. Nov. 81. 9s. 80.
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

ses our line Of tally cards Palace
Pharmaoy. ee-7j
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22

81. B...dIe.'. Fair. Nov. n. =. =
The daily tribune., 1906-11-22
J0TTINds ABOUT TOWN
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE

81. Bensdict's Fair. Nov. ~. 70. 80.
KiOK-N pasrous do moi get their
papsr regular they Will confer . favor
On ~ BY notifying this ofIi,s.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
RAILROAD NEWS.

Clyde Brown returned Sunday from
a visit to his parents in Ohio.
Ed Fear, formerly a switchman in
the local yards, arrived in town the
first Of the week
Engineer Lon Patrick, who has a
run between Colorado Springs and
LimOn, was here Tuesday on business.
Mr.. Sherman, the dining car con-
duCtOr on Nos. and 10 between this
place and LimOn, returned Monday
from an absence Of seven weeks, spent
in the east.
Miss Minnie Lee Of Denver was in
town this week visiting friends. She
is daughter Of Tim Lee, at one time
Rock Island.
Fireman Ray Rice, who was badly
hurt in the wreck in the GOOdland
yards September II, was able to be
around this week and walked down
town Tuesday.
Conductor H. z. Mcclure returned
Sunday from months vacation
spent in Laramie, WyO. Mrs Mcclure
remained in Laramie to continue her
visit with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Hugh Graham.
The Rock Island will run a cheap
excursion from GOOdland to Denver
Saturday. The train will leave here
about 1 o'clock in the morning and
the fair for the round trip will but
81. The tickets are god for two days.
". J. McAliiSter will leave soon for
San Antonio, Tex, where he will en-
where T. Q. Smith, formerly Of this
division, is superintendent. Mr.. Nc
Ailister is a good railroad man and q
pleasant gentleman.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
The House That Jack BufIt.

The story Of a suit for damages re-
Gently decided in a German villa &c
reads like a revised version OF The
House that Jack Built" In this case
a cat was chased by a dog and ran
into a stable and Jumped on the back
OF a COW that was being MIXED and
the COW was frightened and kicked the
miIkmaid OF Of her stool and the
miIkmaid's feelings were hurt and she
sued Captain SchOrn, owner Of the
dog, and Herr Won Dorm, owner OF
the cat and her employer, the dairy
man. Herr Kameler, owner Of the COW
for damages, and the court awarded
her $50 and each defendant had to
pay one-third-
So there you have the whole mat
ter in q breath As the local poet
wrote:
Thfs is the dog OF CAPITA in Schorn
That chased the cat OF Herr Won Dorm
That scratched the COW with the
crumpled horn
That kicked the uaidenS all fOrlOru
Whose testimony duly worn
Of feelings hurt and Gle thing torn
mpelled the judge all shaven and
To muIct and fine that cry morn
The dairyman and Herr Won Dorm
AS ven as gallant Captain Schorn
Who owned the dog
That worried the cat
That. scratched the COW.
That kicked the maid
That MIXED ~ the barn at RedFTitz
-ifou1an's Home sCou1Fl-llicll
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
Mark Twain. Language Reformer.

Mark Twain. Language RefOFmer.
From New York World.
As a champion Of simplifled spelling
Mark Twain could have improved the
humOr Of his speech at the Associated
Press banquet only by making a serf-
GUS defense Of the Roosevelt reform.
Few Of the fun-makers have been so
amusing as the presidents most SOL
emn supporters.
Mark Twain is all for brevity. He
would say city for metropolis" and
cop" for policeman" which is ex-
cellent as far as it goes. But more is
saved by brevity Of speech than by
brevity Of spelling. For an illustriOus
example, let Mark Twain bring his in
f1uence to bear upon President ROose-
welt Fame greater than Brander
Matthews awaits him and in a grav-
er cause.
Where Mr.. Roosevelt leads thou
sands will follow. We have seen the
spread Of moral platitudes' among pO-
liticians Of all parties since the ROOse-
welt vogue began We have seen radi-
calism become the fashion among
conservatives. Then why despair Of
campaign speeches less than one and
a half hours long or Of limit Of not
more than one speech q day IL Prest-
dent Roosevelt lays down the rule?
Here is Mark Twain's work cut out
for him. Under his drilling President
Roosevelt's campaign letter to Rep
Tesentative Watson Of Indiana, might
have been shortened One-half and
made so much the less discuTsiVe and
lucrative, and his other letter to Senior
Quesada on the Cuban station would
have contained so per cent fewer
words and gained in point and force.
There would be no more messages to
congress OF $4,000 words, but brief,
pointed communications that people
would read. Did not President Roose-
welt himself advise congress In his
message Of December 5, 1904, in re-
gard to the government printing Of
fice, that ''it is an understatement to
say that no appreciate harm would
be caused by, and substantial benefit
would accrue from decreasing the
amount Of printing now done by
half2" A bad sentence but good
sentiment
Mark Twain explains how he can
make more money by using short
words There should be no need for
him to explain to President Roosevelt
how he can save time for himself and
others by using fewer words
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
INC .eDarn-Goodsn i'm Labrador.

When Pete went out to cook dinner
I told him to make a little cOrnmeal
pOrridge and let it 90 at that, but what
a surprise he had for US whens a lit
tie later, dripping wet and hands full
Of kettles, he pushed his way into the
tent! A streaming vensiOn pOtpie,
brOiled EensiOn steaks, hot fried bread
dough, stewed prunes for dessert and
a kettle OF hot teal All experienced
campers in the north woods are fami-
liar with the fried bread dough. It
is dough mixed as you would mix it
for squaw bread, but not quite so stif,
pulled out to the size Of your frying
pan, very thin, and fried in swimming
pork grease In taste il resembles
dOughnuts. Hubbard used to call It
French toast" Our young men had
never eaten it before, and Richards,
taking one Of the cakes. asked Pete:
What do you call this?"
ct don't know answered Pete.
We'll" said Richards, with a
mouthful Of il, 81 call it darn good"
That's what we call him IN en-" re-
torted Pete, darn good"
And so the cakes were chrfstened
''darn-gOOds," and always afterward
we referred to them by that name
Dillon Wallace in The Long Labrador
Trail in Outing Magazine.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28

for while the standard wooden coach
weighs about $4,000 pounds, the new
steel car has a weight Of 1O3, $50
pounds. This increased weight, while
it will be looked at obviously by the
master mechanic who has to provide
the motive power has the advantage
that It greatly reduces vibration and
noise and, therefore, adds to the COM
fort Of the passenger.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
LIS of Petit Inrnrz

The jurors drawn for the NOvem-
Der term Of the district court in Sher-
man county are as follows ". s
Coleman, GOodland; Thomas Taggart
Goodland; Arthur Johnson, kano-
rado: A D. Russell, State Line: ". C
Williamson, State Line; Roy Freeland,
Ldanos; d. J. Doerfer, Mcpherson; J
S. Amphlett, GoOdland; Thomas Duells
GoodIand; G. L Dmmitt, Logan; G.
W Mcgee, Lincoln; ". T. Ingram,
Grant
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28

John Shook and Mss Edith Claim
er. young people from RexfOEd, Kan,
we're married in this city at The Ne
thOdist parsonage by Rev. J. n Ed
ridge at o'clock y. m, September
19. AR. and Mrs SBCOk expect TO
make E0odlanG their home. es lr
shook viii become an empl0ye In the
Rock Island shops
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
Remnants

Piles Of Remnants and Odd
ments from all departments. These
must be cleared We do not want
any odd lengths hanging round
the new store, 50 these all 90 at q
sacrifice. Remnants OF Dress
Goods, Ribbons, Wash Goods,
Lawns, going regardless OF cost
Odds and ends in Women's and
Mems Shoes, for this week only,
at 25c to SIC and T5c on the dollar.
White DOmette, IS inches wide,
good substantial make, on sale at
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28

VIII pay zoe trade for eggs not over
Ten days old. Dawson & Dawson
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28

q % 5 &C., = s. 800
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28

will sell the northwest Of section
1914. Write me for terms D. p
Sims, Hill City, Kan
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
Tapestry Rugs

Beautiful colorings in this line,
size 54x2S. Now is your time; for
this week, each -S1.6s
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
Broadcloth

Cellent finish, 50 inches wide,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28

Gray Plaids with streak OF
Green and Red, beautiful goods,
50 inches wide, yard - $50
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
CraVenette

This cloth worn as much as ever
for light RaincOats, in shades of
New Gray and Green Mixture, 81
inches wide, yard $3.50
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1906-09-28
Dress Materials

The latest materials in Plaids,
all the new colOrings in Grays,
Greens and Dark Reds. Large
Plaids is the correct thing. We are
showing a leading line, SO inches
wide ward 49, - soc
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
CroSs-Stitch Pattern.

The cross-stitch is still used and I
have seen lately some charming sets
of collars and cuffs made on ecru
scrim and hemstitched, with a band
or pattern in cross-stitch above the
hem. Shades of delft blue or olive
green are effective for this work A
very pretty oblong pincushion can be
made by taking two pieces of scrin,
working a conventional design in the
center Of the top piece in cross-stitch
and turning up a wide hem around
the sides and ends. A number of
threads should be drawn before this
hem is turned up on both pieces Of
scrim, and when the cushion is placed
between them they are laced together
by ribbon run through the space
where the threads are drawn. Filo-f1oss
should be used for the crOss-stitch and
a heavy ecru lace sewed on the edge
of the broad hem makes a pretty fin
isn
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
LaFollette and Regulation.

The view taken by some of the leaders
of the senate of LaFollette's views on
rate regulation is indicated by the fol-
lowing Washington dispatch:
Washington, Mgy %. Senator Gull
lom. who is an authority on rate ques-
tions, gives it as his opinion that the
country will Mt for many years be sat
isfied with the new rate law, but will
insist ultimately in the proposition adj
vanced so forcefnlly in the senate by
Mr.. LaFollette of Wisconsin, in favor of
an appraisal Of railroad values, this ap-
praisal to be the standard by which the
interstate cmmerce commission is to
determine what is just and reasonable
rate. 1t may be said in this connection
that the LaFollette proposition is the
only one advanced during Ethe long
senate 9ehote towhich no constitutional
objection has been made.
Should the supreme corrs decide
against the new law, either on the ac-
count Of the Allison amendment or the
words ''in it's Judgement it is quite
likely, according to Mr.. Clllom. tina
- - 800. L.,x- x,,;Il 4,7r,o RI +lo a EvO11atta
idea
The idea looks to squeezing the water
out of all railroad stock, the appraisal
to be on the basis of what the roads
cost and the sum it would require to re-
place them. The making of this sort OF
an issue would put Mr.. LaFollette very
much in the limelight.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
The Editor and the Doctor.

If an editor makes mistake he has
to apologize for it, but if the doctor
makes mistake he buries it. If the
editor makes one there is law suit,
swearing and the smell of sulphur, but
if the doctor makes mistake there is
a funeral, cut flowers and smell OF
varnish. A doctor can use a word a
mile long without knowing what it
means, but if the editor uses it he has
to snell it. If doctor goes to see an
other mans wife, he charges for his
visit, but if the editor goes to see
another mans wife he gets Ia charge
of buckshot. When a doctor gets
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26

taing of what is being done elsewhere
in the matter of slot machines and church
raffles
Appleton, Wis, May 17.-Church
fairs comprising petty gambling features
such as the rafting of sofa pillows, have
been placed under the ban in Outagamle
county, Sheriff Bach having issued an
official notice this morning to the effect
that the letter received yesterday from
Gov. Davidson will be strickly adhered
to. He has instructed his deputies to
be on the lookout for these events and
declares he will confscate every article
that is thus offered at church fairs.
Every slot machine in the county has
been ordered out as a result Of instruc-
lions received from the governor.
Appleton. Wis, May 16. Gov. James
o, Davidson has forward letter to
Sheriff Koch of Outagamie county, re-
minding him of his duty with regard to
slot machines and gambling devices.
He is ordered to confscate every ma
chine in the county. The letter was
written upon the instigation of the Rev.
A. H. Zechiel, formerly of Milwaukee,
who is conducting a vigorous crusade
against saloons anc slot machines.
1t ought not to be necessary for
churches to do this work as organiza-
tions, the people should put sholder
to the wheel and carry forward move
ment that would allow no slot machines
to exist anywhere. They are nuisance
from every standpoint and in every
sense of expression. The saloons,
where they usually prevail, would be
better off without them.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
The Old Morning Glory.

The old-fashioned but ever popular
morning glory still claims a promi-
nent place as quick-growing and
beautiful vine for either foliage or
flowers. Appearing every morning il!
all the richest shades of white, blue
and red, often variegated and striped
the silky flowers add much to the
beauty of the home and materially III
crease the charms Of summer and au-
tumn mornings. The morning glory
has recently undergone some improve
ment at the hands of the professional
florists, but it is an easily cultivated
flower and should be part OF the
floral display Of every home.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
A VeIVetv Skin.

The woman who desires a soft, clean.
velvety skin, and who wishes to re-
move the daily accumulation of dust
and dirt from her face, must first rub
into the skin good cold cream, then
wipe off what remains with a soft
linen cloth. Next she must wash her
face in hot water with a Turkish
cloth and a good soap, rinse in hot
water and then in gradually cooling
waters, and finish by dashing it with a
basin of cold water, into which ten
drops of tincture of benzoin has been
put.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
Fruit Pudding.

Any fruits that have been partly
preserved, such as berries, ETC., can be
made into delicious fruit pudding.
Heat until it can be strained to re-
move the seeds, then add little dis
solved cornstarch and cook until it
thickens; sweeten to taste while cook
ing and pour into molds to COOL Set
on ice and serve with whipped cream.
Raspberries are nice this way; so are
currants, or the two may be used TO-
gether.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
Whole Wheat Bread.

Scald one cupful OF milk, add one
cupful of water, one teaspoonful each
of salt, sugar and butter. When this
is lukewarm, add one-fOurth Of d
yeast cake dissolved in one-half Of a
cupful of lukewarm water. and enough
whole wheat flour to make thin bat
ter. Have this done 0y six o'clock ant.
set in warm place until ten o'clock.
Add enough flour to make a soft
dough, kneading well. Let it rise until
morning. Then stir down and pour
into well-greased pans and let it rise
half an hour. Bake one hour in a
moderate oven.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
A Good Sha mpco.

A good shampoo is made of the fol-
lowing ingredients: One-half ounce
of borax, one-quarter ounce bicarbon-
ate of soda, one-half drachm of cam
phor, one quarter ounce of glycerine,
one pint of rose water, and one ounce
of alcohol The camphor should first
he dissolved in alcohol, and the rest Of
the ingredients then added, having
been first thoroughly mixed.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
Soft Gin gert~ cad.

Break a fresh egg in a BOWL, sti,
with a fork, add a tablespoonful Of
melted butter and fill the bowl half.
full of sour cream. Fill to the TOT
larger bowl, beat and add a cupful OF
-four into which has been sifted a leye
teaspoonful of soda. Add a teaspoon
full each of ginger, allspice and CHINA
mon, and little salt. Bake in a
sheet.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
Jail-Breaker's Omense.

The charge against man named
Armstrong, who had made his escape
while being taken to jail, the other
day, was: THAT Armstrong got at
large whithersoever he would, to the
great hindrance of justice and the evil
example of all others in the like case
offending, and against the peace of
cur sovereign lord the king, his crown
and dignity"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26

drunk It's case Of overcome by
heat, /" and it he dies it is heart
trouble. When the editor gets trunk
it's case of too much booze, and if
he dies it's case of deliriun tre-
mems. Any old college can make a
doctor. You can't make an editor
he has to be born. San Francisco
Newsletter.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-26
UNIQUE Distinction.

Congressman Fulkerson, of Mis-.
souri,, was treated to this compliment.
ary notice in recent issue of the
Hopkins Journal: "Our congressman
Frank B. Fulkerson, is the best vlris-
tier in congress and that body stopped
the wheels Of legislation the other
day to hear him give Hot Time Just
so he doesn't wet his whistle too
much we reckon his constituents will
have no kick coming"