The Republican journal., 1906-06-21

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position. Then accept this steamer pass
good for five hundred return trips to Ban
gor, including admission to the annual Ban
gor fair, and to the circus, July 4, 1906.
If we all had One-half the hustle to Us
that is concealed in this slight bit of hu
manity. there is no doubt but that we would
get somewhere, although | won't attempt tc
say just where. In the classroom Maude
Herrick never fails to obtain any chair she
desires. for when Maude gets started the
rest get out of the way, or get pushed out
not very gently. When there is work to be
done she is always ready, as ever. to &C
ahead, and when boys are lacking she does
not hesitate to undertake any kind of man S
work. Miss Herrick, when you feel the
necessity of making one of your football
rusheS, or feel called upon to perform some
masculine task, adorn yourself with this
pair IF overallS and go ahead.
When | first learned through our prophet.
Miss Mayo, that You We're going to enter
into the grocery business, | thought of pre-
| senting YOU with this cigar, done up attrac-
lively TO hang in your show window as an
advertisement to that branch of your buSi-
ness. But, on recalling the self-indulgent
nature of your partner, | was about to
change my mind knowing that one dull
day would be the finish of it. Then again,
thought that when your partner had finish
ed the cigar, You might perhaps induce him
to save You the stub, which would after all,
be the part which would naturally interest
you the most. Therefore, l have decided TO
give you this, trusting that you will be per-
fectly satisfied with the Stub.
Mr.. Hayford. is it necessary for me 70
warn You of the dangers involved in kis-
! sing? The greater ones | will not mention,
but among others of the minor ones, is that
of the communication of disease, Now if
one kiss is sufficient to communicate dis
ease, we wonder that you are alive today,
and II you didn't contract any slight DIS
temper last May night, it is a pretty sure
sign that a certain young lady of this town
| katherine by name-lS enjoying excellent
health. Thinking that perhaps you might
not be so lucky again, however, | have pre-
( pared this diSinfectant in the form of Tulip
| (two-ip) Salve, which | trust you will ind
very pleasant to apply.
Mr.. Hayford then took the floor, and con-
| tinued as follows:
Theodore Newell Shorey: We have
noticed with much regret for some time
past a tendency on your part to divide your
affections among several members of the
| female sex. How many times we have
thought that you were safely moored to
Maude, Lottie or Julia, and alas. how
many times we have been doomed to dSap-
pointment. Far be it from our intention
to accuse you of tickleness or flirting. We
do not, we can not, feel that you are lack
| ing in c0nStancy, yet We do know that
something must be wrong in your make up,
l.Iy1d f.,S Y u = . o o
,nosa,,t n,.n az oa, nf TeP,ga,s I ion;d
~, ~ ~; tittn hrsb ~ " o,ni, W.
tba. ,,ith tha assiStanca If those tvo az
ticles you will endeavor to get finally stuck
on some one and remain so.
Gertrude Mudgett Banks:
We may live without poetry. music and art;
We may live without conscience and live with
ont heart;
we nd! toe "l>i""' 4i'elIus we may i'Ne "ItN-
Bn+ ,yii1ed wi U" man cannot live without cooks.
-
/ He may live without books what IS AnoWledge
~ n,t 4 gIlt,llS WI j. hone, ,,,- ,,s
'ie iii"s sit,m,o nm ''''' - ''''
He may i've without loye-wbat is passion but
| pinlngo
But where is the man that can live without din
ing?
4 good wife should be helpmate for her
/ husband in all respects and should under
. stand all the domestic sciences. such as
! sweeping. duSting, washing, ironing, etc,
hut above all should She be a good cook.
| We have no doubt but that you are skilled
| in some degree in this gentle art, still lest
I your husband become like ShakeSp4are's ;
! Immortal (assius and shaye a lean and
hungry look" We recommend to your at
tanti0il this small booklet entitled $50 WAYS
of Cooking Sau>ages," by Hamilton.
Iucy Ann Dickty: Your future will be
one which any one might envy. As Il
nurse Your gentleneSs and endurance will
he sh6Nn TO A far better advantage than
elsewhere. \ good start is the foundation
for a nrufassion therefore, | have been to
thp EXPENSE of purciasiug this simple out
III consisting of this bottle Of Iiuimem aut!
these bandages. Be careful of the liniment
for economy is the beginning OF riches, and
As ii /, costly make it 90 a long way.
+ Elanrh Fjoise ki,uball: Ii has been a
var[ ditticult task to choose A present for
Won for AS you are to be. d school teacher
tbala are MANY things which would be an
nronriate The question has been in every
fasa ~ nrnvidp presents NOT onltt Ornament
ri hnt nsefnl. and on thinking over the
nn,tinIicity Of articles suitable for the peda-
goyic!,I profession. could find nothing
which I Thought would come in handler
rhrnnobont youT career than this bundle of
switches Keen them constantly with YOU.
you know how frequently trains are wreck
ad nv misnlaced switches Never allow "A
buman SOM TO he wrecked for the same
reason Snare the rod and spoil the child.
yn,i know
arthur Rodney Nurch: You are a grea;
,,,.tysri,.,rnr it seems to h. ynur great
.mhitinn to entertain vour friend, with
vnnr thriijing tales of adventure and bail
hrsa,]fh 4scanes OF course no one doubt,
,,i,,', t.,hric,tions but if any one ShouId
y0,' ,.,,1 -aSily satisfy them t,v showiue this
ii.I.~ Ii,.-n,.. whlch lives you a uert-yi
r;a1,t ,i, +n Stretch the trntb to any reasonable
iannth
villa Wvnona Frost. Our nrnnhet ba,
.,;I-.,l Nnn fha walled noSition a. a grea1
,hnrlb ,roarist ton vears hence and 0t
cnnrsa sincerelv hone Won viii gain last