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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11

Weston, Aug. 1.-THE two county
bridges across Pine creek above town
have been completed under F. H.
Beathe's direction. These are the
most substantial bridges ever con-
structed on Pine creek by the county,
and Will withstand all floods. Tho
kirkpatrick bridge is 1O2 feet and the
Harget bridge so feet in length.
The first quarterly conference meet
ing of the year will be held Sunday al
the United Brethren church. w. r.
Lloyd, presiding elder, will preach
both morning and evening. a business
session will be held this, Saturday
afternoon.
John McKinnon was here during
the past Two weeks from Nanton, y.
w. T., visiting the home of his parents
near Weston. Mr.. McKlnnon brings
favorable reports from Alberta, where
many of the Umatilla county people
have gone.
Alex johnson has finished harvest
ing 100 acres of wheat on his place
on Pine creek. 1O5 acres being fall
wheat and it yielded 1882 sacks.
The j. A. Baddeley outfit has been
averaging 900 sacks daily with a S2-
inch Pride of Washington separator
The best days run was made last
Monday. when 1892 sacks were
thrcshed in II hours.
The people of Weston are noticing
the weather of the past several days
to marked degree, and as many of
them as can are going to the noun
tains
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11
SYSTEMATIC WORK
BOISE Is PERFECTING
WORK OF ENTERTAINING.

Putting Every line of Work Connect
ell With the Irrigation Congress
Under n Responsible Head, and Pro-
vision Is Being Made for Making
Good Every Possible Temporary De
ficit-Nine Departments Recognized
and Provided for.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11
ADAMS HAPPENINGS
$50 ACRES WHEAT LAND
SOLD AT sos PER ACRE,

Much Pleased With Cambridge Dis
trict in Idaho and VIII Return
Therr-Scarcity OF Help i'm Harvest
Fields-ConSidcrabl Wheat sold
But little Brought in-Pecarh Will
Lose Only Half His Mangled Foot
Returned From Montana.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11
" NlRat Sold.

ID. F. Lavender, agent for the Pres
tom Parton Milling company, bought
5000 sacks of wheat the early part. of
the week of ]. H. Price and 1000
sacks of ]. R. Kilgore. These were
the first deals of the season at wes-
ton. The Athena milE paid 60 cents
per hushel for this wheat.
Mrs. Matthias Dead.
Mrs. Matthias. daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs w. Fl. Fletcher, died short time
ago at her home in Nanton, N. w. T.
The funeral services were held at
Nanton' August 2. Friends in Weston
were grieved to hear of this death.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11

cures made by Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kid
ney, liver and blad-
der remedy.
1t is the great med
ical triumph of the
nineteenth century !;
discovered afteryears
of scientific research
by DR.. Kilmer, the
eminent kidney and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACH? i?

Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.
Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know of the wonderful
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11

bladder specialist, and is wonderfully
successful in promptly curing lame back,
uric acid, catarrh of the bladder and
Bright's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not rec
commended for everything but if you have
kidney, liver or bladder trouble it will be
found just the remedy you need. 1t has
been tested in so many ways, i'll hospital
work and in private practice, and has
proved so successful i'll every case that
special arrangement has been made by
which all readers of this paper, who have
not already tried it, may have sample
Bottle sent free by mail, also book tell
ing more about Swamp Root, and how to
find outif you have kidney or bladder trou-
tble. When writing mention reading this
generous offer in this paper and send your
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-08-11

address to DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghannton
N. Y. The regular
ffty-cent and one
dollar size bottles are
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

Farmers Unions are being organ
lied in almost every rural commun-
ity in this county. Nothing could
be more promotive of every interest
of the farmer than means afforded
by such organizations. if only the
politicians can be kept out of them.
Politicians disorganized the Al
lance, and if the bars are left down
will creep into the Farmers Union,
and if they do, that excellent order
will suffer a like fate.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
SUMMER TOURIST RATES TO RESORTS o
Notice to Creditors.
State of Mississippi. County of Monroe.


Estate of w. F.. Gay, deceased. Mrs. Sarah F
Gay. Executrix.
No 4I0I.
Notice is hereby given, that letters testimenta.
ry has been granted to the undersigned as Exc
cutrix of the estate of w. +. Gay, deceased. and
all persons holding claims against said estate
are hereby notified to have the same probated
by the Chancery Clerk of said county at Aber-
deem, Mississippi, within one year from the date
hereof, according to law. otherwise such claim
or claims not SO probated, viii be forever barred
This the 18th day of August, 1906.
MRS. SARAH F. GAY,
Executrix of estate of w. F, Gay, deceased. Alb
erdeen. Mississippi. (aI7-4t..)
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

New York has law forbidding the
posting or exposing to public view OF
advertisements of shows or other
things, representing by pictures or
print, the doing of any criminal act
proper ideas to the minds of young
persons. The law might be extended
to comprehend some of the fashions
of the day-the peek-a-boo shirtwaist
and other modern garbs of apparel.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

Mr.. H. f. Simrall of Columbus
is candidate for Insurance Com
missioner to succeed Hon. w Q.
Cole. Mr.. Simrall has been mana
ger for the Woodman of the World
in the states of Arkansaw, Missis-
sippi and Alabama, and has many
friends who will second his ami
ton.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
Buy a Lot in TishOmingO City.
NOW is YOUR TIME 1!

This is an investment. not a speculation. No
man in Mississippi has lost any money in real
estate for the past ten years The entire State Is
improving and land values continually advanc-
ing in price.
A few dollars invested in Tishomingo City,
Miss, lots win bring you good returns within
twelve months. There is no better way to save
money than to put it in real estate. This is a
fact none win dispute The Railroad viii be run
ming TO TishOmingo City by January l. next, and
lots will advance in price soon the trains
reach there. Take advantage of the opportunity
offered you now and own some of this property
when the great advance comes.
Residence lots are now offered you at from $50
to 1925 CO. and corner business lots at $4,000 !;
others $4,000. Terms ten per cent. cash, balance
in nine equal installments payable every thirty
days without interest.
A more beautiful location for a town could
hardly be procured, and with its natural sur
roundings-its nearness to the immense water
power. and being in the center of the kaolin dis
trict-this city will be place of considerable
manufacturing Importance.
Put few dollars to work in Tishomingo City
lots, and in a short time you viii have solved
the problem of HOW TO MAKE YOUR MONEY
EARN YOUR LIVING.
Call on j. w. ECKFORD, Agent.
Aug. g. 19O6-tf Aberdeen. Miss
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

John Sharp Williams has made
somewhat of reputation in politics,
but as to whether he can reach the
senatorial plum, is yet to be seen.
John Allen was wrecked in race
for the Il. s. senate. Mississippi
usually sends her biggest men to that
much envied place. Delta Texas
Courier.
If the last sentence were fact,
John Allen and John Sharp too
would measure fully up to the stand
ard.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

The poker players, crap shooters
and dive keepers of Columbus are
nervous over the approaching term of
the Circuit Court to be held in that
city. Judge Cochran is to preside
and his record at the Macon court
doors in his Jurisdiction. 1t won't
hurt Columbus to be cleaned up a
bit
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

The season for mississippi truck
growers thus far has been the most
prosperous in the history of the State
Already the people engaged in this
growing industry are charging their
facilities, and next year promises
to show wonderful increase in the
production of fruit and garden
products in mississippi.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

Since the passage Of the Anti
Bucket Shop law by the Georgia
Legislature, howl is going up
against speculation in futures from
nearly all the cotton and grain pro
ducing states. The bucket shop is
doomed. not only in Georgia but
elsewhere
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
Hav Fever and Summer Colds

Victims of hay fever will experience
great benefit by taking Foley's Honey
and Tar, as it stops difficult breathing
immediately and heals the infiamed
air passages, and even if it should fail
TO cure you it will give instant relief. +"
Che genuine is in a yellow package.
J. L. SHELL 81 Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

There is a probability that Prof.
A. A. Kincannon will be elected
Chancellor of the State University.
In that case, Prof. J. w. Bell would
most likely be chosen as President
of the | |. Il c. at Columbus. The
above arrangement would solve the
University question and place strong
men at the head of two of the
States educational institutions.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
In One Year.

Public quick to discover merit. 81
sold during the year seven and one
half gross of your Hughes Tonic fol
chills and fever and could have SOLD
more had | not run out several times
1t is the leading Tonic in this country
and always will be-" Sold by
Druggist-5Oc and $1.OO bottles.
Prepared by
ROBINsON-PETTET CO., Inc) Louisville
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

Notice is hereby given that the Fall examina-
tons for teachers viii be held in the Public
School Buildings in the city of Aberdeen. as fol-
lows:
FOR WHITE TEACHERS.
First examination. Friday and Saturday Sep
TENDER 9TH and 8th 1906.
Second examination. Friday and Saturday.
September 81 and %, 1906
FOR COLORED TEACHERS.
First examination. Friday and Saturday. Sep
TENDER IA and Is. 1906.
Second examination, Friday and Saturday,
September d and 30 1906.
These examinations will open promptly at 8
O'Clock, a. m.
Respectfully,
II. II. DAVENPORT.
(Aug. 3 to Oct IL Supt. of Education.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

G. F. Newman, State organizer
of the Improved Order Of Red Men,
has just established a lodge of forty
members at Lexington, Miss. He
Is now engaged in a similar work at
Durant. The outlook for growth
of the Order of red Men in this
State is promising
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

Heavy rains drought the country
have lessened the prospect for a
bumper cotton crop.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

Prof. NJ. Rose has been appointed
a member of the board of examiners
of YazoO county.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
Proceedings of the Board of SUI
perviSOrS--- August Term.

Present-R. w. Eikner, presidetn;
H. @. Brooks, ". L. G. Bailey,
VI. A. Jones and A. C. Lowe,
members; r. c. Crenshaw, sher-
iff, and c. P. Smith clerk.
Ordered that ID. w. Brewer and w.
w Sartor be appointed commission
ers to view and make change in
Athens and Columbus road, in End
district, as petitioned for.
The report of r. II. Davenport,
Supt. of Education, approved and
filed.
The report of j. NJ. Greene, County
Treasurer, received and approved.
The Sheriff's report of insolvent
and delinquent tax payers was re-
ceived and approved.
Warrant was ordered issued to
Quincy school for $50, awarded last
October.
Sheriff Crenshaw made report of
additional assessments. made by him,
which was approved.
W. E. Roberts and J. NJ. Smith
were appointed. commissioners to
view and mark out change petitioned
for in Fayetteville road, in End dis
trict.
On report of commissioners E. s.
Davis and S. w. Wood, change was
ordered in Greenwood road, 9Th dis
| trict.
The lands of A. J. Adams, ct al,
were included in stock law limits of
| 1st district.
The roll of educational children
prepared by Assessor Dan G. Taylor,
was filed and approved.
| The bridge built by w. T. Garner
| across Haughton creek, in 4th dis
trict, was approved and accepted,
j. L. Crocker was ordered to re-
move gate from across Aberdeen and
Russellville road.
Upon report of commissioners G..
W. Parham and W. P. Cheek, change
was ordered in Harris and Brasfield
road
Compromise school, LIST district,
having been discontinued, Supervisor
| Brook was ordered to sell the prop
erty.
J. A. Coleman was elected mem
| Der of the Board of County School
| Examiners.
| E. E. Simmons was elected keeper
of the poor house for next year.
On report of commissioners B. F.
Thomas and H. B. Ballard. change
was ordered Sipsey Valley road, End
district.
The County Treasurer was ordered
to settle interest account of the coun-
ty on amount borrowed from 10th
section fnnd.
The assessments were examined
and approved, and usual copies or
dered.
The following allowances were
made from the school fund.
d Taylor. enrolling ed children $274 40
L T Davenport, salary and postage. ~ 81 80
Amory Times printing and publishing. 80
Aberdeen Examiner, % l9 10
Aberdeen Weekly, Is Y
The following allowances were
made from common county fund.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
Industrial Institute and College.

Notice is hereby given that examination oil
applicants for certificates of entrance from Mon
roe county into the Industrial Institute and Col
lege of Mississippi. at Columbus. will be held al
the Public School Building, in the city OF Aber-
deem. on Thursday. August 30. 1906.
Applicants will provide themselves with pen,
ink and paper.
The examination will open promptly at 9
O'Clock, a. IN.
Respectfully,
T. It. DAVENPORT,
tAug 3-4t) Supt. of Education.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

The members and officers were al
lowed their statute fees, and Board
adjourned until 1st Monday in Sep
TENDER, 1906.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

The Georgia Anti-Bucket Shop
law is published in full in this issue.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

III cold storage-Evaporated Fruits,
Prunes, Raisins, in stock now. Phone
us your wants. +. d. CARTER & Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

We have a bargain in Tobacco.
Stock limited-come early. Phone 79.
F. ID. CARTER s. Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
Agricultural and Mechanical Col
Iege.

Notice is hereby given that a drawing will be
held in the Office of the County Superintendent
of Education. in the city of Aberdeen, Friday
August 81, 1906. at 80 p. M, to dertermine who
shall be awarded certificates of entrance from
Monroe county into the Agricultural and
Mechanical College of Mississippi, at Starkville.
Those desiring to attend the College next ses-
sion should file their applications with the Coun-
ty superintendent of Education. prior to the
date OF drawing.
Respectfully,
T. II. DEAVENPORT.
(Aug. 3-4t.) Supt. Ed. Monroe County
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

Remember to phone 70 when you
are in a hurry for your groceries.
F. ID. CARTER & Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
Has Stood the Test 25 Years.

The old, original GROVES Tastless
Chill Tonic. You know what you are
taking. 1t is iron and quinine in a
tasteless form. No cure no pay. 25c.
Buy Telmo Pickles and canned
goods. Phone 79-F. d. CARTER & Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
Railroad Time Cards, Excursion Rates, Etc.


LOW RATES via MOBILE * OHIO RAILROAD
The Mobile & Ohio Railroad Company win sell
tickets Saturday. August Is as follows:
To Hot Springs Ark, and return ..-.....< so
To Eureka Springs, Ark. and return - 10 so
To Kansas City and return. -..............- IL SO
To Denver. Colorado Springs and Pueblo,
Colorado. and return. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. % 50
Tickets limited until September $. Can on
L. d GODFREY IR Agent
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17

MelrOse Hams and Breakfast Bacon
will please you. For sale only by
T. D. GARTER & Go.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
CHEAP ExCTRsIoN TO CHICAGO
POPULAR Low RATE EXCLUSION. VIA }

SUMMER WEEKEND RATES
The Mobile & Ohio will sell round trip tickets
every Saturday, June to September 8. TO Coden,
Ala. and Point Clear, Ala. limited until the fol-
lowing Tuesdays Round trip rate from Aber-
deem to Coden Ss.25, to point Clear Ss.25.
L d. GODFREY IT.. Agent.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
UNDER THE TURQOIs SKY IN CoLoRAl

AND UTAH.
The Frisco will sell round trip tickets
To Denver, Colorado Spring, Pueblo and Trini-
dad, $3.50;
To GleenwoOd Springs, $4710;
To Ogden. salt Lake and Grand Junction $3.50.
Final return limit October 81. Through Sleep
er from Birmingham TO Denver and Colorado
Springs on daily, For further information and
books, apply to j. r. YOUNG. Agent. tails
SUMNER TOURIST RATES TO RESORTS ON
NJ. & O.
Chronicle, Ala. and return, tickets sold dai-
ly until September 30 limited until October 81
round trip rate $1,000.
-Buckatunna, Miss for Healing Springs, Ala
tickets sold daily until September 30 limited to
October 81, round trip rate from Aberdeen. 500
-Lauderdale, Miss. for Lauderdale Springs
ticks sold daily until September Is, limited unit
October 81. fare for round trip S4.85.
Humboldt, and Trenton. Tenn, for Gibson
Wells, Tenn. tickets sold daily until September
80, limited until October 81 Fare for round triI
-. 40 to Humboldt, -. 95 to Trenton.
L. ID. GODFREY. Jr.. Agent.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-08-17
EXCURSION TO ST. LOUIS AND CHICAGO

EXCURSION TO ST. LOUIS AND CHICAGO
AND RETURN.
| Very low rates via Mobile & Ohio Railroad.
August Is, good returning from either point to
and including September 2. For particulars ap-
ply to L. d. GODFREY, Agent.
| CHEAP EXCURSION TO CHICAGO, ST. LOUIS
LOUISVILLE AND CTNNATI via the Illinois
Central Railroad, Saturday. August Is.
Shlcdeo anu return SD 70
St. Louis and Return ....-..-. II 90
Louisville and return ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. - 90
Cincinnati and Return ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. II 90
Final return limit September ,. Far further par
| ticulars call on P. A. DULIN. Agent.
| POPULAR LOW RATE EXCURSION, VIA MO
BILE & OHIO RAILROAD, Saturday, Aug. Is.
To St. Louis and Return ................. SO 90
| To Chicago and Return. ...-............ Is 90
| To Louisville and Return ....... II 90
| To Cincinnati and Return ............ Ii 90
| To Norfolk, Old Point. Virginia Beach and
Ocean View. Va. and Return ........... Is 90
| To Hot Springs, Va, White sulphur Sprgs
w. Va...................... Is 90
To Roanoke, Na..-.....-....... Is 95
To Ashville. \ C. Hot Springs. n. c.. Tate
Springs. Tenn ............. ...... u 90
| To Lake T0xaway, N C................... IA As
To Wrightsville. N C...............-...... Il 90
These tickets on sale August Is only. good to
return until September 2. For further informa-
| tlon call on l.. d. GODFREY. Agent.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-01-25
FOR BRIGHT EYES.
Orange Juice, q Physician Says,
Makes a Harmless Tonic.

Orange Juice, q Physician Says,
Makes a Harmless Tonic.
A lady who went much in society
and who was complimented upon the
luster of her eyes impaired the secret
of their brilliancy to the writer. ''My
physician" related she, told me to
use the freshly expressed juice of an
orange, as being perfectly harmless
recipe. The effects are perceived with
in an hour after application and con-
tinue for several hours thereafter"
The best way to apply the orange
juice is with the aid Of an eye dropper
and proceed in the same manner as for
employing any other eye wash. Pull
down the lower lid and allow a few
drops to fall upon it. then close the lid,
that the fluid may diffuse itself all over
the eye. slight smarting follows,
which, however, is only momentary.
According to the writer's experience,
not only are the desired effects obtain
ed, but vision seems to be made clearer
also. It is not recommended, however,
to use this application on infamed or
diseased eyes. The eyes SO treated
should be in normal condition.
Ladies' World
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-01-25
SHORT ITEMS


Mrs. Franklin Hays, of Aurora, ILL.,,
spent Wednesday afternoon in Keno
sha.
W. P. Holmes, of Battle Creek,
Mich, is spending few days in Ke-
nosha.
Professor Hemmy has returned
from two weeks business trip in
Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Halkney, of
South Salem, are visiting with friends
in Kenosha.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. E. Cole, of Bur-
lington, spent Wednesday afternoon
with Kenosha friends.
Captain L. H. Moore and daughter.
May, of Beloit, spent Wednesday af-
ternoon with Kenosha friends.
G. J. Medberry, Of Fond du Lac,
and Milo BnckstaH, of Oshkosh, spent
Wednesday with J. "A. Jackson.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. M Mansfield, of
Highland Park. spent Wednesday
evening with friends in this city.
Petition for administration Of the
estate Of Victor Lundquist, late Of the
town Of Bristol, has been filed in the
county court.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. HI. Madison and
daughter Grace have gone to Aurora,
ILL.,, where they will make their
home in the future.
Mrs. Mae Albietz has returned to
Kenosha after spending the past ten
days with her parents at her former
home in ST. Louis.
Physicians report that this is
splendid weather for the spread of
pneumonia and kindred ailments and
it is just as well 10 use a little caution.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-01-25
HEALTH AND BEAUTY.

Warm water always should be cho-
sen for cleansing the teeth.
Clean the hairpins and combs before
putting them into clean hair.
Don't have outstanding ears when
you can wear an ear harness at night"
said the beauty doctor. advising all the
ladies' who wanted to be pretty.
An excellent preparation to keep the
hands soft and white Is made in this
way: One-thlrd glycerin, two-thirds
rose water and five drops Of pure car
bolic acid to half pint mixture.
If you are in the least inclined to be
tiatfooted, to have the instep drop, a
most painful minor complaint, a good
plan is to be often raising yourself on
your toes, keeping the latter we'll
pointed.
If the throat and neck be treated
with friction aided by mixture of
equal parts Of linseed oil and rose wa
ter to which a few drops Of tincture of
benzoin have been added plumpness
will ensue. 7s-rsrrarygl7sss
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1906-01-25

Cohen, being an influential man In
his own certain select society, natur.
ally could poll a great many votes for
his favorite candidate. Assured OF
corresponding individual ceneflt in ex-
change for his influence, Cohen
boosts" for the bosses man.
The man wins and Cohen get the
desired position.
Cohen struts around in a grand uni
form at the railroad station, and in a
most condescending manner gives the
people any information concerning
train times, etc.
A lady steps up to Cohen and polite
ly asks him when the last train leaves
for Chicago"
Cohen looks at her and laughs.
She thinks he misunderstands, and
asks him again.
Cohen simply bowls with laughter
this time
Lady becomes indignant, and after
giving him a severe tongue flashing de-
mands that he inform her when the
last train leaves for Chicago"
Cohen looks at her again and says
with his richest Yiddish accent:
Madam, shoot Only wish you you
shoot lift so long unit you cud see it
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