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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
TIE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING. SEPTEMBER 1s
FOR sALE-MIsuELLANEoUs

~-~~~~~~~~~~-c--N-~-~-
S7B TAKES ha INT. IN Q. x OFFICE
business, whero you can mako STo mo-
$300-Ha int. in paying Tost and l. K
sS0o-Grocery trado $500 mo-; Slo
rent, with l.. rooms
s775-Grocory stock and nKti cash trade.
Se75-Delicatessen bound TO BOIL, make
offer.
Ss26-gike and novelty shop; good thing.
$400-Furn. 7-room mod. house.
s1T5-Good fur. 0.rm. house, r. X. DIST
only S19 rent; a snap.
S550-Fur. 12 rms. !. housekoepingi !
piano In good order In deal.
s6oo-Fur. 7 rms, close In, s25 r.
s975-Ncw fur. rooms, mod, hne loca'
ton for high-clasg 3. and roomers.
S450-Fur. 7 rms; only $50 X.
Slo25-swell fur. IL mod. rms, Main 81. !
S, heat and bath.
Sl2o0-Lease IA rms. fur, IL NJ st.
S2000--Fur. and lease 2S rms, with dining
room clearing $3.50 mo.
S23oo-Fur and lease % mod. rms. This
is cut Of $500.
s3o0O-Fur, and lease 90 rms. clearing
$3.50 mo- This is q splendid buy.
Decide today TO get Into business for your
self. Thoro arc many solid bargains IN The
above list Come IN and see II cant holp
you TO make choice, Eowcomb, e3A w.
end so., r. T. Ind. i20, Bell 20e2-Y, Mem
ber 8. L. z, Z. association. cl7o2
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NOTICE,

Notice In hereby given that meeting of
the State Board Of Pharmacy will be held
M tho oflco OF the Bonrd OF Education, city
md county building, Salt Lake City, Utah,
october l6 and IT, at which time and place
an examination will bc conducted for appli
cnnts who desire TO register as phhrmacists
md tho transaction Of such other business
"a may properly come before the meeting.
" eionc I'D b r. RITTER, President.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
THIEF HAS HOT RUN
Steals Bolt of Cloth and Lands in City
Prison.

A young man giving the name OF Harry
Hogan, at 9 o'clock Saturday night
snatched a bolt OF dry goods from
counter OF the Peoples Cash store aud
made off down First South street with
It, hotly pursued by two OF the statesmen
who had witnessed the theft. Seeing that
he was about TO be captured, the thief
threw the stolen property away and
continued his flight
The pursuit led across Main street anc
the fugitive darted into the Clipper sa-
loon, one OF the statesmen at his heels
The crowd grabbed him as he rushed Into
the place and he was held prisoner un'
I'll Oficer Davidson arrived ana TOOK hiu
70 the station, He was charged with petty
1ar
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
aotel Collapses, Four Killed.

CHIHUAHUA, Mexico, Sept In tht
collapse hcro this morning OF me hotc
many others Injured The dead havo no
as yet been idontihed.
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Judgment for S66,34.

Special to Tho Tribune.
PROVO, Sept. 15.-Judgment was today
entored in the District court for $66.Si
against wnshburn Preston md In favor
OF C, M. Beck.
A marriage license was today issued to
rrhurber Thorwaldson OF Spanish Fork
and Mrs Ada Farley OF Montrose, Colo.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
WAS SCHOOL TEACHER
Dead Man Found at Layton Positively
Identified.

1t is now believed by the authorities
that the man whose mangled body was
found on the Oregon Short Line track
near Layton Thursday morning was John
L. Atkinson OF Saylersville, Ky.
j. w, Gray, Salt Lake clothler, and
salesman In his employ named Hall
went to Layton and all but positively
identified the dead man as Atkinson. He
had purchased certain articles OF cloth
ing from them on the day before he met
his death. The gold ring bearing the
monogram ~ l.. A." found near the re-
mains, also assisted In establishing the
Identification.
Atkinson was about two years ago a
school teacher at Layton and was we'll
known In that Vicinity.
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Now Cannon Company.

The George NJ. Cannon company, WIFI
a capital stock OF 10000 in 81 shares
nled articles OF incorporation in the Of
fee OF the County Clerk Saturday George
NJ. Cannon is president; John NJ. Cannon
vice-president, Ann NJ. Cannon, sec
rotary. The company will carry on
renl estate and Investment business
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
Infant Is Adopted.

Letters of adoption wore granted TO l..
L. Roudurant and wife by Judge Arm
strong OF the Third DISTRICT court 0ht
ipnnte OF the Infants home,
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INVESTORS, ATTENTION.

I have juat listed and have the exclusive
on one OF the best propositions eyer onered
in tho West, consisting Of N interest," ~ tnc
best manufacturing plant doing business IN
tho intermountain States Practically no
competition. Gross sales this year Will
amount to 100000. To the right party Will
guarantee salary Of 5000 per mo. and 10 per
cent on Investment, same now earning 20 per
cent. Concern owns Its own building, etc.
To intending purchasers I invite the closest
investigation. II you are IN the market see
mo at once.
s75O-s roomr, Main ST.; rent $50; snap.
$500 rooms and board; rent S35.
Sso0-ll rooms, la-block cast Of Main;
rent $50.
sl2Oo-l4 rooms, Main st.; rent $40; IN
cludos heat,
SCOOPS rooms; rout $40; clears $3.50,
s23oo-20 rooms, Main ST. rent $780,
lease.
s5OOo-4o rooms net rent sle3; elegant,
SI6o0-24 housekeeping rooms central;
rent $50.
sl5oO-ll rooms, nnost loc.; steam hoat,
modern elegantly furnished; rent s66;
years ieasc; a guaranteed place.
S6760-e6 rooms, Main ST., reasonable
rent; long lease; European hotel.
seoo0-i6 rooms, elegantly furnished; rent
sl6o; years lease; one Of the best proposi~
tons In the city; central loc. Owner guar
antees TO clear $3.50 and up per mo-
$4,000 cash down and $4,000 on terms buys
IA interest in best 93-room hotel in city, To-
Gated In heart Of city; furnishings compare
with any hotel IN the West; modern IN all
particulars; reasonable rent; lease. Pur-
chaser must be reliable. See at once.
have cigar stores for sale. best bust
ness, season Just commencing.
One at $1,000, doing an average bus. OF
$50 daily; ront SOS; lease OF same is worth
price asked.
Another cigar store at S24oo or invoice.
doing an average business Of s53 daily for
the year; rent Sl15; lease; finest location.
.. "A. Richter, Real Estate, Business Oppor.
.unity Dept: A. L. Brattain, Mgr, 10 w, lst
So. Phone 6il. cl60e
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
SHAY CAUSES TROUBLE
Attempted, is Is Said, TO Defy Entire
Bingham Police Force.
Special TO The Tribune,

Special TO The Tribune
BINGHAM Sept. ia man named
Shay was arrested tonight ntter an at
tempt on his part TO defy the entire po-
lice force. Shay appeared at police head
quarters in defense Of his partner, Nc
Phee. who was accused OF stealing
watch. Things did not go to suit him
and he precipitated trouble. It is said, by
insulting Ofncer joins and Chief Grant
He was taken to the city jail and there
raised such disturbance that he was
placed in the back cell, He broke the
lock Of the cell door and had 10 be
roughly handled before he surrendered
The charges preferred are Insulting an
olncer and disturbing the peace.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
Big Judgment Rendered.

In the case OF Henry NJ. Dinwoodey
against tho Burton Gardner company et
al. renewal OF judgment was entered
by Judge Ritchle in the Third Dlstries
court Saturday in favor Of tho pla'ntin
for spE2O
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
Bcebe Succeeds Cannon.

O C, Boebe OF this city has been ap-
pointed cashier OF zion's Savings oanR
to succeed George NJ. Cannon, VINO re-
Mr. pocho was formerly Bank Examiner
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
George Gillespie Dead.
Special 10 The Tribune.

EUREKA. Sept, l5.-Georgo Gillespie,
aged a years, died at his home here at
an carly hour this morning Mr., Gilles-
nIo who has been n resident OF this city
for the past fourteen years, leaves two
sons Prior TO his illness he was en-
ployed AS fireman at the Eagle ana
ain, nell mine, Funeral services win be
nnnamclna rnmorroW at 2 D. N.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
Administrator Named,

Annabel Longley has been appointed
administrators OF the estate OF NeVa
Louisa Longley deceased, and suardlsn
OF Nova Louisa Longley, minor iho
yahn OF the sLnte Is not given.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
Name Ia Changed.

The Carnb Medicine company has nled
nm amendment TO It's articles OF incor-
poration in the Secretary OF States ONCE
changing it's name TO the Donneion
Car-0ba Medicine company. Tho COM
pany is an ogden corporation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

A oHoIoE FRUIT RANCH OF 4a AoREsi
90 acres in nno bearing trees, inc. 1900
winter apple trees; 10 acres in alfalfa; 10
shares OF water that never runs short; a-room
house, barn, otc., also farm Implements; crops
Will bring $4,000 year; price, $1,000. Will
take well.located city property timpD for "a
OF value, bal, per cent int, Newcomb, e3Ha
clRo7
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
McCrea Is Referee,

In the divorce case Of Juliet G. Hoili-
day VS.. stephen D. Holiday. W. NJ. NC
Cren has been appointed reteree 10 Iahe
testimony and report TO the lhlro Die'
frlcf nnmrL
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
For Breach Of Contract

Tho Campbell Building company has
nled an action against the western man
tel Tile and Conreto company CT AL 20
recover damages OF $1,000 lot the az
ioeod failure az tho first n ia med defendant
TO properly complete certain work IN the
Federal building.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
Countess Tolstoy Very Ill.

ST. PETERSBURG, Sept. 15.-ConntesS
Tolstoi continues grsvely Ill, and Prof. Inc.
msnotf OF the ST.. Petersburg university has
been summoned 10 YoBnaya Polyana for q
consultation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
sr'An Deal olosed

'E ciay'sa'ss iu''s's arm ar1 ., Young
,eiasf ! 'On o,,. sold Saturday y
lNl, on mHce ,Ss OF improved
alsr ar 'ea ss, east side OF
4 siiT r., Is,,ise ieoi. IE@ Dr.. s'sa1YpsI uSmpio
~ 'ne ground for
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

Id DOUGLAS
q, and Improve
|''eJ' u.is at Uncle
isps Post
4 rClsEEY EE.,Ilsr,ox HAS
RECOMMENDATION
|l,s Battalion Will
k Stationed at
4 DE Fort

!, .Alnss' and improve ne,.s
s.as a, Fort Douglas
,alsa will include many many
s,trsess and ohoeTs N,T,
cost OF over 8 mii,
!, ihe most important
g ! ! done will be tn, the
II M Twenty-ninth regi-
J. n =, 50 long been scat
rSss,s y, in the population pla 10
3. !. follow the rigid In
=. y sost BY Brig. Gen.
,.r..s,l. !, commanding the
.s,,,l ",l't, oi the Twenty-hret
''FP 4, PHILIPPINES on October
.. ! .ls;Ion at Fort Logan,
s,,,r.eIn,h arrived at Fort
\. ~ s,,a will remain there
mar which It's Journey
n. viii be continued. =,
= which was made by
"A hjs aides at Fort
es.t rigid one, and was
" Il determining wheth-
IRE proper accommoda-
.rsilon satisfied him that
= setommoda'ions to be
.,,th. since tls return
a 10 Nay, 1904, has been
r,lbsed at Fort Bliss,
Il Afterwards ordered to
A. Company ] was sta.
-. barracks. Arizona, and
IA n at Fort Duchesne,
s-alnins Ave companies
Issa Al For, Douglas.
sIIs reglment will again
B assured by the fact
,y will remain at Whip
"A slli bs relieved by a
fEe1ty-flrst as soon as
Ne keen put In shape for
As Number OF men.
GtIhs Soldiers.
- pas, It has been the
Eaf department. TO with
> from many OF the small
lll United States and OF
t-spis as nearly together
" sprvice. Also 10 keep
y rsar the important rail-
% mixing the movement
Il troops 10 some mobll-
! nAtter OF the shortest
nls also gives the ad-
Il linking It possible for
saeers 10 keep In closer
: szslsney, discipline and
W commands.
- that there will be at
cif the new policy is put
u ahout 900 officers and
n:ss, together with their
-. Of the civilian en-
N Fort Douglas a garrl-
u people. There Is much
'asse 10 the city of Salt
Eftn with all this. for,
lf1ssed that the actual
" which will come into
IBIS post will exceed
=, II assumes an i'm
-a the people but little
2lrg The Post,
sant change and I'm
Z The rebuilding Of some
l'iL and the addition oil
hhl cost OF the I'M
y lslil In the neighbor.
New quartermaster't
Ell' at q cost Of $40. 900
Gsadstlon Of the sur.
lss hospital. costing
1900. will be built
~ seis Of barracks will
ssn Of at least SlTo, 900
Wy Will be built a new
saiso VIII total In cos
&W, and a new admin
which Will cost an.
=. onaeers' quarters ar,
'sn al a cost Of sl25, 900
,au viii also be mad,
We Total up TO over
T the larg. amour. o
Inc post exchange
MKT has recommend
@urance be taken ou
I, :. .,' y even be made oblig
Y pfie,leable.
'asa Of canteen.
n!ains which has bee,
i,,. .as General In his re
s,M,l.nenl s,,.n is the restorn
sr :, The General cite
s,,.i =. y Is his belief of III
,sn ,I,si. law interferes wit
's,e ~, as guaranteed b
!, ana !. that II the la,
i,,s, 'as =, Supreme court Z
II would be invuli
-,uss ass show the policy c
i W i.aSe ,one most radlcr
looked for at Fo,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
'ESsrts' Vacation

N 's.s f.'u,sIh John Roberts left
N 4 ,esy way night for st.
Id ~ VII be spent stlTm, yisIting
taseysr' s''serts. The Ser
|aaiL, INTO the moun,ein p,er :, =
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
! "a sd Nebraska,

y slb.' NV william p. War.
"a may -, while being sa aas
sss',.sd the hhss0Ihrtss, he1,r,, Mar.
'sai ti1a aSsI, not ;t. carry his his
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
a0cl Reopensd

dsa afln ,ba nas rcopened her
hisdI Il E..a, ladies' ais Literary
s,lssts was, va, Saturday after sro
A s.rs s's,, or,s. ; and quite a
'Hlniltus,spa. present, Dancing
'''ed every SATURDAY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

BEST BUY IN oITY-FUR. AND LONG
lease, low rent, European hotel, all now
fur; tip-top locRuoni newly furnished and
attod throughout. WIN convince you IL .S
clearing S400 a mo-, $4,000, time on is.
Newcomb. B3K, w. End So, R. 7. cl5o0
HIGH.ToNEp BoARDINa-HoUsB FOR
rent furnished Look II mp, Eeweomb,
63La w. 2nd so. clIVl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
HAY, COAL AND GRAIN

HARVEY CO., 11o w, 8. TEMPLE. BELL
'phona 1887; Ind, l2lS,
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Ell EALAR TEMPLE. A. A. o. n. 81. s.
Third Wednesday OF each month, Masonic
hall, at p. m All mobiles soiourning In
vited. J. N. Marriott, Potentate; w. Z.
Barnes, Recorder
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
SALOON MEN, TAKE NoT1oEl

SALOON MEN, TAKE NoTIoEl
Just listed saloon and fur. 10 rooms above,
whore wo win convince you the net proato
are $500 Located In best mining
camp In State. Sickness only reason for
selling. About $4,000 will cover everything,
inc about $500 stock, Newcomb, 03m w.
2nd &c., R. z. Ind. 1875; Bell 2062-Y.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

LINCOLN LODGE NO. 23, K. OF P, MEETS
every Saturday evening, O'clock, h OF
p, hall
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

WASATCH LODGE NC. /, 2. AND a. M
Masonic hall, second Friday each month.
brethren iE good standing invited. Harris
Wall Grimm, W. NJ; a. j. Lowe, Secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

DAIRYMEN, CATCH THIsi
90 Gnc mixers, 2 wngons, loo tons hay
horses, farm implements, etc; location
can't be beat; rent for Sl20; acres OF watered
land; SO acres In lucernc: Is only $3.50 n
year; long lease; a bargain at $3.50. New
comb. gaI. w. 2nd So, r. 7. c16ss
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

MT. MORIAH LODGE NO. Q, :. AND A. M.
Masonic hall, second Monday each month,
corner First South and Second East. Mem
be-s OF sister lodges and sojourning Nom
bcrs IN good standing invited. A. II. Pea
body, w. N, Christopher Dichl, secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
WHERE TO STOP

LINCOLN HOUSE; PAUL HEM, PROP;
GO East 1st South; 200 rooms; ratios, 25c,
SOC and SOC, xl991
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
SECRET SOCIETIES

ATTENTION, MAsoNs.-THB DEp1cA-
ton ceremonies of the 0gdon Ma
sonic Temple will tako place at 4:30
p. IN. Sunday. instead o! IN tho even
Ing, az previously announced. tSigncd)
2. 2. NICHOLS, Secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16
BOARD AND ROOMS

BoAPD AND ROOMS FOR STUDENTS;
modern convoniences. Phone Si21-f
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

RoCTY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. a.
Every Thursday evening. x. OF p hall.
NAor1T PEBEKAH LODGE no. 1.-MEETs
every 2dd and 4th Saturday evenings Of
each month IN ODD Fellows temple, Market
street. GEoo9
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

UTAH CHAPTER NO. 1, R. A. NJ. WILL
hold its monthly convocahon this (Wed-
nesday) evening az clock, at Masonic
Temple, cor. 2ud East and 1st So. St. Moses
Q. Phillipg, eccretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

UTAH CHAPTER NO. l. p. A. M.-stated
convocation first Wednesday in each
month at Masonic hall. Companions cor.
daily invited. chas. W. Morse. n. P;
Moses O. Phillips, Secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

UTAH CHAPTER 40. /. p. A. M-Stated
convocation FIRST Wednesday III each month
at Masonic hail. cor. Second East and First
South streets. Companions cordially invited.
Chas. w. Morse. II. p. Moses g. Phillips,
secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

q AReENTA LODGE NO. 5, ?. AND
Ia. A. M.--At Masonic Temple cor
EE mex Second East and First South
streets, first Tuesday of each month.
Mem ocrs Of sister lodges and soionrning
brethren invited. Harry A. Knowles, W. M;
Moses c, Phillips. Secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

FOR PARTY WITH $4,000 A GOOD BUsI-
nesp Investment. Addrogs L 90. Tribune
nl6T0
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CASH REGISTERS

NATIONAL CASH REGISTER. OSCAR
Groshell. sales agent, No. 221 Main street.
Expert cash register repairing. Second
hand registers always IN stock. n1590
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BUSINESS CHANCES

MONTHLY SALARY OF $3.50, EXPENSES
a.d commission for satisfactory man with
$4,000 cash, as manager Mt Salt Lake City;
right man, with executive ability and clean
record, can mako $500 annually Address
Mr. Amos. 81 La Snllo street, Chicago. o15s0
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

~SN(SCS%@~0~I~~-~I -O~C~O~~S-S~SI
j. =, HURST CO., FISCAL ACTS. FOR
tho Hurst Autolnatio Switch & Signal Co.
the system for the greatest safety CT tho
travelling public and quickest dispatch Of
trains. now being installed on tho o. 8. L.
Il, q. this city, a limited block stock for
1sls; buy today before big advance, full IN.
formation upon request; don't wait; invosti-
cate now 6S Coml. blk, Salt Lake City,
Both phones IT'S,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-16

JORDAN LODGE no. $, / o. O. F.-MEETs
every Monday night AZ L o. o. temple
Visitors invited. &. M. McDorald, \. @.
W. T. Hopkins, Secretary. sl43T
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Ambigunus Jinx.

"Jlnx is = wise guy, isn't he?"
"how?"
why, ls had been cornered for an
hour by Miss Uglamugge last evening
at the ball, and she finally asked: Are
you an admirer OF feminine beauty,
Mr.. Jinx?'"
"Whew! What did Jinx Say?"
He replied with a soulful look:
How can you ask that, when | have
been sitting here with you for an
bOur?' Houston Post.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Turkey -Stumng.

City Boy-Do you like turkey stuff
ing?
Country Roy-N3w! Nobody eats
turkey stufting.
Guess you don't know what it is
Yes, | do. It's the half-a-pound O.
corn that you stuff into its crop after
it's dead, to make it weigh heavier, =
n. Y. Weekly.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
UNKNOWN FRIENDS.

There are many people who have
used Chamberlalns CoIlc, CbnIcra
and Diarrhoca R,m,dv with sp'er,
did results, but who are ur.knovn
because they have hc,ltated ahnul
giving A testimonial OF their exp-r-
fence for publication. These people,
however, are none the les. friends
of tins remedy. They have done
nuch towards making it household
word by their personal recommend,
atlons to their friends ana neigh,
hors. 1t ~ a good medicine to have
IN the home ami is widely known
for It's cures of diarrhora and sil
forms Of bowel trouble. For sale
by all druggists.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Can't Always Tall.

"He hasn't much to say" remarked
the landlady in speaking of the new
boarder, but still water runs deep, YOU
know"
Not necessarily" replied The hash
fed philosopher. Silence sometimes
hides a lot of emptiness. ."-Chicagc
Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Unnecessary.

ffawkshaw Holmes wish to Oe
yaCcinated
Dispensary Surgsou-What's Your
business?
Hawkshaw Holmes-I'm a detective
Dispensary Surgson-SJand out Of
the line. please, and give somebody
else your place. There's no danger Of
your ever catching anything-Cleye-
land Leader.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
THE COURTS

Circuit Court, Northern Dis
trict-Firs Monday in January
and July. Southern District,
Second Monday in February and
August.
County Court-Third Monday
in January, April, July and Oc-
tober. No County Court in the
Northern District.
Probate Court-Northern Dis
rict-Third Monday in March,
June, September and December
Southern District-Second Mon
day in March, June, September
and December.
Chancery Court Southern Dis
trict-First Monday in May and
November. Northern District
First Monday in March and Sep
tember.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Feared the Threat,

Visitor-How beautifully still the
children sit while you talk to them!
Schoolmaster-Yes; I've got them
pretty well trained. | told them at the
start that every time ! caught boy
moving in his seat while was talking
to them | would talk ten minutes
onger.-Tit-Bits. -
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22

Father can't think what makes
this confounded razor so dull; it was
all right yesterday.
Tommy (unconsciously)-Yes, pa,
an it was ever SO nice an sharp this
morning, when | was making my
boat.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Mipht EnIr Some.

Bess-Jess is telling everyone that l
am two-faced.
Tess-I don't see how she can think
that.
Bess-rhank you, dear, L
Tess-Because if you had two faces
you'd certainly wear the other ONE
Cleveland Leader.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
EXnlaineQ.

II am tying to discover" said the
scientist, exactly what makes peoples
hair come out or turn gray"
That's easily explained" answered
Mr.. Bliggins. 1T is entirely due to the
mendacity of people who sell hair re-
storers. Washington Star.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Converts.

"You say your first speech made sew
eral converts?"
"Yes," answered Senator Sorghum,
regretfully; from my side of the ques-
ton to the opposition. n."-Washington
Star,
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Could Stand 1t.

"But, doctor, don't believe he can
stand another operation"
"Oh, yes he cam | looked him up
in Bradstreet's this morning,"-Hous.
ton Post.
Sharp County record., 1906-06-22
Useless.

"Why don't you write something
originate"
whats the use?" asked the author
"If | do it will merely cause my friends
to ask me why don't write something
interesting. Washington Post.