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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
PERsoNAL NOTES.

According to the anthracite coal operators
there are 100000 tons OF the precious stun
stored within 100 miles Of New YORK..
II ell that the New York politicians are
saying about each other is true, no wonder
Commissioner Bingham is calling for 2oOO
more police.
The Algeciras conference, Il appears, with
out the presence OF the American element.
couldn't have got unanimous enough to
carry a motion to adjourn.
Because Of unpaid poll taxes only six
citizens are qualified to vote at the coming
election in Virginia Beach. Va. mayor
and town council Of six are to be chosen.
somehow One of the disqualified voters
is the present mayor.
A young lady who accepted a proposal
OF marriage by telegraph repeated yes"
ten times in order to get the full allowance
Of words When the matter was cleared
up the lucky man was glad to know he was
TO get so thrifty a wife.
Lieutenant Schmidt who was shot at
otchakoff on March 10 for his leadership OF
the mutiny in the Black Sea feet at
sevastopol. transferred, just before his
execution, his whole fortune, amounting to
$4,000 to the revolutionaries.
A Hungarian blacksmith recently sent as
a present to the emperor OF Austria a horse
shoe, pair of pincers. a file and knife.
all ingeniously nailed to goose's egg with
out the egg being broken. The emperor
sent in return his photograph, a gold medal
and 80 ducats.
! DR.. Ballabone, an ex-staff captain Of the
| Italian army medical corps. has enriched
the English language with word that will
| no doubt become popular. Athralgonicon
is the name he gives to a new remedy for
neuralgia. rheumatism and all equity affec-
tions which he has discovered after many
| years of experiment.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

otherwise unobjectionable the manner
Of their projection subvertlng the basic
principle Of direct nomination, should
count against them. In addition to
this, the personality OF the candidates,
the reliability Of their pledges, their
records as private citizens and public
officers their claims upon the party for
party service, should ali be taken into
consideration and given due weight by
each individual voter
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
Roller Before the Court.

The man had been arrested as he was
rolling cigarette in Nebraska, but he
faced the court unblanchine.
Your honor he said. 1.-The right OF a
man to roll his own cigarette in this state
has already been indicated" He cited a
precedent.
las to that" answered the Judge, you
seem. on the face Of it, to be correct, but
my learned brother erred. There is more
involved than the mere rolling. You know
how you moisten a cigarette after it has
been rolled?''
The prisoner admitted possession of the
knowledge.
well" resumed the judge, ut is our anti
expectoration law you are up against"
Thereupon they soaked him duly.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Swedish-American voters should re-
member that three years ago John But
Ter ran by petition for the express pur.
pose OF beating an eminently respected
Swedish-American who had secured the
republican nomination for building in
spector. And they should remember also
that the FIRST name on Buffers petition
as an independent candidate against the
Swedish nominee for building inspector
was the traitorOus name OF John West
berg, who has for years traded on his
swedish nativity and traded on his
Swedish cOuntrymen for his personal
pr0dt or aggrandizement.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

One of the local weeklies suggests
that Mayor Zimman, II he chose to
make the most Of his opportunities,
might start something right interesting
in police affairs while he is permitted
to swing the executive baton" There
is no question but what the new mayor
could. IL he would. call the political po-
lice and police court officers to time.
But will he?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

William ]. Broatch has sold out all
his business interests in Omaha and
announced his intention Of retiring to
his farm in Virginia unless the city Of
Omaha gives him job with the mayors
salary attached. Unless we are mis-
taken, our people want a man for mayor
whose fortune is linked for both pres.
ent and future with the fortunes OF
Omaha
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The World Herald has at last got
around to boost Tom Hector for mayor
of South Omaha. The last time Hector
INDUCED his political ambitions this
same democratic organ announced in
advance that it would not support him,
II nominated, because he had no claim
upon democrats.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
Young Blood in the Court.

The supreme court Of the United States
is body Of great dignity and a good de-
gree of seolusiOn. Some men go to that
august elevation and are forever afterward
dead 20 the world" With william IT,.
Taft It will be different He will still have
the gloss and ginger OF young manhood.
and will occasionally cast his judicial
wana2y contemptuously IN a corner and go
II sJ0ol down Pennsylvania avenue, stop
ping in the hotels, clubs and places to see
what the bstys are doing.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
Recognized His Cinch,

INtWos
Vice President Archbold's frank admis-
sions that he is familiar with the produce
ton of oil in this country may be classed
as one of the truly extraordinary develop
ments of the investigation. Think Of any
Standard Oil magnate's knowing anything
about the business
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The competing claimants for the
5000 prize hung up by the last legisla-
ture for the first discovery Of coal in
Nebraska in paying quantities should
get together and divide the pot before
1t eiudes their grasp altogether.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
Goes inst the same.

Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Just at present there is no indication. that
the horse will have to go During the last
FIVE years he has increased his numbers by
100000 and these represent an added value
OF s222,OOOOOO. Evidently the automobile
isn't doing what some imaginative people
predicted It would do.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The integrity of Morocco is assured
and now European statesmen might
turn their attention to making unques-
toned the integrity Of its ruler.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The United Irish society is planning
another campaign in the United States.
II would pay Irishmen' in America to
do what they can to have members OF
the British Parliament placed on a
salary.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

That Sioux Falls man who could not
lind a preacher in Connecticut to marry
him because he had been divorced
should have stayed at home. where the
preachers are not so particular
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
How the yellow SONG soOthes.

New 1Ork~ 1TlDune.
OF course all sensible people deplore the
extravaganza ana elaptrap Of sensational
Journalism. but it is surprising and also
not a little amusing to note the liberation
certain persons exercise in regard to 1t 50
long as the sensational newspapers are
exploiting them. and how clearly they per-
ceive the menace OF this variety of journal
ism so soon as its batteries are turned
against them.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
Reys..sa ais IMAGINATION.

e In,si So be forgotten that Il was ALSO
lutely impossible for the man who declared
that fine words butter no parsnips TO have
any adequate understanding of the compre-
hensivs scope Of the modern jolly.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

New York Tribune.

4NVW IUIh IIIUUIIVs
Reports received by the Russian govern
ment show that 14,180 persons were killed
and 1884 wounded in the internal disturb
ances Of the last year. That can scarcely
be called making a desert and calling It
peace but II suggests that famous phrase.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

~aSNSieii" i"ih
II Is quite evident that there IL no Beef
trust in Argentina. 1t is reported that beef
is so cheap there that cattle are valuable
chiefly for their hides. Just think Of being
surfeited with porterhouse stenks!
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The ballot as made up for the coming
primary includes alleged ff1mgs for the
offices OF city treasurer and tax com
missioner hut no authority to canvass
votes for these Offices has yet been dis
covered. So far as the provisions OF
the law 90, votes for candidates for
nominations to Offices that are not %
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The Omaha Grain exchange insists
upon maintaining its separate identity.
EOr = twO-year-old the new Grain ex-
change is vigorous yOunester. quite
able to stand alone.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The snow blockade in Colorado is
broken and the. country may prepare
Stor blockades by Hood in the lower
Mississippi valley.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Mrs. Storer and Mrs. Morris have
learned that sex is no excuse for fool
ishness when dealing with the occupant
Of the White House.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The Congo commission reports in eff
feet that King Leopold has managed
affairs in a proper manner. but should
change his methods.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The good old book beer season comes
Just in time to lend zest to the con-
Guiding weeks Of the municipal cam
paiQu.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

BY the time japan has solved the
problem Of national ownership of the
railroads the United States will have
discovered some constitutional plan of
regulating them.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

The self-styled Good Government
league admits that it got the cart be-
fore the horse and it has therefore I'M
hitched and gone back to the stable.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Great Britain is to spend $4,000 in
advertising for recruits for its army.
Thus does another Yankee" idea gain
Roadway abroad.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

washington Post.

" HoIIIIE NUII T NI4N'
The orator who claimed that the only real
troubles are those of the heart probably
doesn't know what IL means to be forty
miles from home with a busted buzz wagon
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Mr. Robbins evidently believes that
a bad compromise is better than a good
fight when the people Of the entire ma
ton is affected.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Perhaps a few days idleness will give
both miners and operators better opin-
ion Of work.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Indian records at Muskogee have been
stolen, showing that the spectators"
are letting nothing escape before the
tribes are dlsbanded.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

be voted on at the election have no
more force or effect than votes at this
time for president of the United States.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
EASY MONEY.
Profitable Game worked to "a Finish
in Lincoln.


Lincoln Journal.
1t develops that the ladies of the Grand
Army OF the Republic sold for $40 the right
to use their name In connection with the
advertising book that has just been rather
unpeasantly exploited. or course the
good ladies had no idea of what the sale
meant. They needed the money TO use for
the relief OF worthy people and never
dreamed that their little SO bill would cost
the merchants of Lincoln more than $3.50.
But that's Just what it did, or will If this
book ever comes out.
The game is worked this way: Bright
and handsomely gowned young woman calls
on some charity and offers to give a
benefit" paying all expenses herself.
Sometimes she agrees TO give percentage
OF the profit, sometimes lump sum down,
for authority to use the name. Ladies con-
Quoting the charity gratefully and ipno-
Gently give the authority. Young woman
works the business men for advertisements.
This is the way she comes out:
Received for advertising ................... S215
Cost of printing book. ...................E5
raid 10 .................... u
Net pront ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ,sIs'
Which isn't so miserable for two or three
| weeks of work, is il? AS usual the easy
marks among the merchants foot the bill.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

C. G. ROSEwATER,
General Manager.
Subscribed in my presence ard sworn 70
bsfoTe me this 3ist day OF March, 1905.
1seaD M. b. HUNGATE.
Notary Public
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

WHEN OUT OF TOWN.
Subscribers leaving the city tenn
porartIy should have The Bee
mailed 90 them. Address Will be
changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

II suppose you are ready to stand be-
tween the public and the railroads."
II don't know" answered Senator Sor-
ghum, thoughtfully. What is the use of
deliberately getting caught in a collision?"
Washington Star.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
MERRY JINGLEs.

Mrs. Rounder. (sarcastically)-Going TO
lodge" again. chr l suppose some Of your
crowd is going to ride the goat tonight?
Mr.. Rounder Qeaving)-No, not the goat
his time, my dear. We're going out on u
little lark.-Cleveland Leader.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

STATE Of Nebraska, Douglas County. IS:
a e. Roeewater general manager OF The
Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn;
SAYS that the actual number OF 1ull enu
complete copies Of The Daily, Morning,
F,veninR and Sunday Bee printed during the
,,,onfh ~ March i60s was as follows:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02
Lady-No, ! can mover be yours.

Lady-No, can never be yours.
Gent--Then farewell forever! $500. ....
Lady-You aren't going TO harm your
self?
Gent--No, I'm going to marry somebody
else.
Lady-Dear boy, won't you give me an
other week TO consider ?-Cleveland Leader
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Friend of the Family-Your rich old uncle
died of softening of the brain, / hear.
Ardluck (who got MISUNDERSTANDING OF
your granny He died OF ossihcation of the
heart.-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Horatius was about to his bridge stunt
''The stakes are a little high" he muir
INJURED, but I'll see II out"
Whereupon the opponents made IL no
trump and Horatius led with a club.
Later on he scored the odd trick and all
the honors.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Among the crowds of visitors in Washing
ton the other day was young ohioan
named Bud Keifer Two of the sights he
wanted to see were Senators Foraker and
Dick, but one of these gentlemen was abb
sent and the other too busy The door
keeper Informed Bud that he would Gull
out Senator Clark's secretary. George Gill;
land. an Ohio man. Bud was delighted. he
and Mr.. Gillilsnd having been schOolmates.
As they stood chatting over old times Bud
was introduced 10 one or two senators who
passed by Then Vice President Fairbanks
came along and MIR. Gilliiand said Mr.
Vice President, let me introduce Bud KeifeI
OF Ohio" The vice president stuck out his
hand. Bud grasped it Abriskly and said
GLAD to meet you. sir. What's the name
| pIease?"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Speaker Cannon was undertaking to lay
down the law OF party regularity to Rep
resentative Mondell of wyoming the other
day on statehood. He held that Mondell
was playing into the hands of the demo-
Gratis by opposing the Cannon policy Mon
dell had only one answer to every argu-
ment
II don't need the mileage" he kept telling
the speaker every time the speaker laid
down proposition which. when Invested
of it's word covering, meant Follow me-
what in thunder do you mean by telling
me you don't need the mileage?" demanded
the speaker.
"why. IL / am to vote your convictions
on this matter instead Of mine ! might
! send you my proxy and stay in Wyoming.
said Mondel. THE only thing | would
| lose would he mileage"
| The speaker did not like that argument.
/ so Mondel is marked as being given over
| TO his idols in irredeemable fashion.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-04-02

Do you really believe II true that old
Gammidge Is worth a millionf'
Guess 1t must be true. He's having
searchllghts put all over the grounds
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01
SOME 1910 PIPE DREAMS
THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MATERlALlZE
In 1910 or Soon or Later-It is in Store
For Kitttas Beyond a Doubt-Keep Your
Eye on EIensburs and Watch her Grow
She will Come to the Front Bye and Bye

Alfalfa, baed. is a glut on the mar
ket. Since the irrigation system was
opened three years ago by the construc-
tiol of the high line canal, farmers un-
der it have raised immense crops of
this excellent feed, and while the mar
ket is occasionally congested, most
producers are keeping enough dairy
stock to consume what they do not sell.
Car no. Ii on the Denmark trolley
liae ran into bunch of cattle last
nj ght and the wrecker was seat out to
get the car back on the track. The
passengers escaped with "a severe shak-
ing up, but farmer, Pat Ploug hboy.
lost three fine Jersey mich COWS and
couple of calves
The beet sugar factory established
four years ago will double the capacity
of the plant this spring. The annual
report of that concern is now in the
h lads of the printer and we hope to
have it ready for distribution by Satur-
day. We are permitted to say how
ever, that the factory has paid to the
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01
Sunday evening at s o'clock.

y DAWN reporter learned from Di-
vision Supt. Cash, of the n p, that
the monthly pay roll as disbursed in
Ellensburg amounts to $4,000.
The condensed milk factory is fairly
established and is employing 325 hands.
Some trouble was experienced in max
ing contracts with the farmers for suf.
ficient milk to keep the factory running,
but manager Pump thinks that the
difficulty is now fully overcome.
The geological exhibit at the city
park was improved yesterday by the
addition of two butfaloes, one zebra and
three mountain lions. Keeper Cy De
Fry, who was secured from Lincoln
Park, Chicago, to look after the ami
mails, says the zebra is bad actor.
Crinoline & Bingham will have the
largest department store between Sc
attic and Spokane when their new l2-
story building is completed
The Commerce al club is making elab-
crate plans for entertaining the New
DIRK capitalists who are touring the
coast with view to making invest
ments. Ellensburg will show them
where to get off.
Twenty cars of coal arrived today
from Canyon City taken from the Cor
others mine. and fifteen cars came from
Diamond City on the ,Manastash branch
of the Milwaukee road.
AT depth of 1000 feet the Ellens
burg Oil and Gas company struck
regular old fashioned oil spouter on the
King ranch southeast of the city.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01

arm ers OF kittitas valley for their IL st
years crop more than $4,000
With the completion of double track
ing its line between Ellensburg and
Canyon City, on Frosty creek, the Kit
titas Valley Traction company will
put on express trains that will cover
the trip in less than one hour. This
schedule will be lowered materially
when the roadbed warrants faster run
ming.
Messrs n. ". Wind and p. Ozone
are in Ellensburg this week for the
the pursOse of interesting our citizens
In the manufacture of air ships. They
affirm that such an institution can be
established with capital of 800 600.
That it would prove a profitable under.
taking goes withou saying, for eastern
manufacturers are behind with orders
and the clamor for shi ps is enormous
These promoters have all the necessary
patents and will turn them in in ex-
change for stock. This is an enterprise
that our capitalist should consider fov-
orably.
Comparing the enrolment of the
state normal with that of four wears
ago, it is found the attendance has in
increased over one thousand. The new
gymnasium hall, which is 5Oxl50 feet,
is nearly completed and the track team
Will soon commence training for the
spring and summer contests.
Rev. Talkfast will pre- lch at the ed.
cati )n of the new SO. 900 stone church
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01
SURPRISE PARTY.

A surprise party was given Miss
Marie Moody Saturday evening by her
young friends, Those PRESENT were
Misses Mabel Barton, lone and Lura
Collier, Mabel aud Alice Kipp, Mary
Turner, Myrtle and Florence Thomas,
Mary Cobain, Sophia and Emma Van
derberg Marie Moody. Masters Harry
and Sydney Moody. A pleasant
time is reported. a light repast was
served about II o'clock and the guests
departed for their home.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01
A GOOD TINE.

On Monday evening number of the
friends OF Mr.and Mrs Ed Haskin gave
them very pheasant surprise by
going in to spend the evening with
them, arriving soon after eight o'clock
They took with them plenty to eat.
but 'got busy and neglected the IT,
ner man until the dial hands indicated
l. m. After lunch was served all were
content to sit and talk, listening the
while to music furnished by Mr.. Gray's
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01
SOME SOCIAL EVENTS
SURPRISE PARTIES AND OTHER AFFAIRS
Inc Note and Time Club Gives Its Second
Rehearsal Monday Evening to an
Interested Audience
A SOCIAL EVENING,

Mr.. and Mrs. H. C. Ackley enter
tanned few friends last Saturday ev.
ening. At 6:3o Mrs. Ackley served an
elegant dinner and the remainder OF
the evening was devoted to various
games and social conversation. Mr..
and Mrs Ackley have very pleasant
and commodious home and they have
the faculty of making others enjoy it
with them.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01
SECOND RECITAL

Last Monday evening Mrs. L. a.
Mason's n. and 7. club gave its second
entertainment. Each member of the
club had the privilege of inviting two
guests and as result about forty-two
were present. The program consisted
of musical numbers by the members
and very marked improvement was
in evidence. Miss Alvena Schlotfelt,
though not member of the club was
present and rendered piano solo. At
the close of the concert the club served
refreshments. The membership of the
club is as follows: Ella McAfee, Erba
Crane, Lizzie Pautzke, Florence Math-
ews, Dora Stenger, Marguerite
Meaghers,. Agatha Meaghers, Laura
Lutf, jamie Ford, Frances Coughlin,
Nellie Coughlin, Nellie Rusch, Edna
Stuart, Ernestine Stuart, Hilda Wright.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-02-01
NEW YORK FASHIONS
Pattern For Girls Gurape Frock Designed by
Martha Dean-NO. 4489

This is the season of the year when the
for"nand"d mother fits out the girl s
school wardrobe. and it is well to have
numbered among the little girls frocks
few guimpc dresses. This mode is ever
popular. for it is so becoming. especially
II the yoke be outlined by Il pretty bertha
as in this case. The bertha may or NAV
not be opened in the front. 1t carries ont
The long shoulder line now so fashionable
ana by giving breadth to the shoulders
helps to lmprOV" the lines of the figure
The full front and back are gathered into
Il narrow belt, to Which is attached a full
gathered skirt. This mode is one of the
easiest to make and will be found a most
suitable style for wash dresses If n little
more elaboration is desired it may be had
at comparatively small cost by making
the bertha of white pique or all over en-
bro!derN and strHpping it with bands Of
the dress materiHl This Is very effective
if tn" dress be of polka dot material The
use of ruiilcs on bertha ana skirt adds not
little to the appearance. Any of the
cotton fabrics could be used in the de-
vclopment. although the model is very
good for guiwpc dresses in heavier ma
torial for fan and winter wear. Medium
size requires five yards 26 inches wide
Sizes 4, 3, 6. I, s. ., 10 and II years.