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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-09-19
Dr. Juan c, Bailndas
MEDIC CIhUJANO
NAGUABo p. r.

en- poder dArts cs7a.
E hcho ha producido bAatants
intrspQuilidsc en- Ceuts.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-09-19
ALclL0IA De UTUADO

Sc admiten solteitudss para pro
veeF la vscaute de Sub.iuapeetor de-
Santdad BcneheenciR de Jayuye.
UtuSdo, dotada eon $500 apuaies.
Utnado, Agosto 81 1908
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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-09-19
DESDE TOl-ALTA
RepubliCanos en- Sus repre-.
sentaciohes fantasmsg6ri.
cas- J areopag(ticas.
B0TICA ANCIANA
BOTICA ANCIANA
Tras de Jas ilusiones vienen
los desenga6os. Corri-
das, como la mona.

I'm 10 manana del die de syer lie
20 q nosotros 10 notisiA dc que Algu
nos leaders del partido rspub licano d.
San Juan. Toa-bsia y Dorado vsnfsl
& sntrsvistArse con distinguidas per
sonalidadss do este pueblo, huscands
slianzss polilicss para llsvAr 4 lAI
urnss sl 8 del prf xlmo Noviembrs uni
candidaturs mjxsA.
Dscfase que venfsn do eoptsrsn
eiar con los amsrieanos do <Espinosss
donde tuvieron IN rseibimisnto COR
dial, pero intssupdo On cuanto q lol
dsssos y aspiracionss que llsvaban.
So dscfa que ssos saballeros visi
ssntss 20 mostraban largos On 50,
gsnsrosidaiss y eomplas ssnelas, puss
dabau todos los pusstos ohsialss do Ia
loealidad On eambio do los sufrsgios
para Delegates a ls CAnarA Iusu:ar
y RsDressntants a Washirg gton
So dscfa, en- fn, entire otras eosas,
cue los re,ublieanos iban dar On
Toa alta sl golps do EatAdo.
Esas noiieiaH cundfAn y llegaban
q todas parties, no ain dsisr On sl Gni
mo do LOO mas er6dulos 8 inossntss,
AlaFmAs temorss, misntras nosotros,
que TODD 10 namos a 10 ssriedad al
honor do los hombrss, sspsrl hamos
trauquilamsnts sl dssenlass do los
Acontscimisntos.
80 vieron asmblAntss pa hdos do
purA sati'taccI6n; soncil 5ulos aouf
yp d ala, y luego vlsitas On 10 far
macia vieja,
Dsspues 90 habl6 do dssaires, de
neg ativas rotundas, de fracasos tris.
nhmos, do hondos disgastos, do mar
ch.s preeipitadas, do eomidas On eNL.
Pa callcs para tortAlecsr les fasrxls
psfdidas en- los sobsrbios smpuiss.
Ftansamsnts ssps a9Amoa eve re-
IL Porqss Sl maa bobo de los 90.
licisAdos sirvs para Ooispo.
~ PorQue con los hombreu do
honor no % iuega, srey6ndolou su.
sspt'b,es do vsleidAdeE y traisionss,
Que dsgradan,
= lade ESQ para loa infelisss, que
vi7sn en- 10 igoorAncis nal supina,
lin una ligers noei6n do sus dsberes
1m1 eiudAdAnos,
81 Porcus entire la tAmilia unio-
lialA do TJA alta no exists eismA nj.
,uuc.
TsnsmoS 10 latina eonvIccI6n de
.us ssos spreslableA sorrelig Ionarios,
'or su ho'srgo liberal, por 81 hIsto'
10 polftisa bisn eonoclda en sl pals,
or 50 indspendenelA do cArGeter, por y
u Pos.c.on social, por el recusrdo
'iSis que dsi Aron los republic amos On >
d hiiilriA de mAndo, sstarGn sn sl
lilo deeoroso qus siemprs tuvieron !,
iSPueslos q 10 lidiA , q los saorif +
los.
~ y dtlno. porqus pasArSs, 8
avorecer con AlgunA tsndeneiA { IN
Ariido teasAsAdo ants el Goblsrno VI
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6epan ESQ los que andAn & csxA4 =,
sl disgusto mks insignitisants entire "
huests unioniGta para sshAt com
usIible 90 10 hcg asrA de 10 disoordia. :.
pelAqdo { euAntoH msdios les sugiere -
! inteligencia.
SsPAn 1Ambien que los sorrslig o.
Mos aludidos mereeen On nues.ra
'eitdad todG clAIs dc rsspstos , De
por 10 CUE vaIsu , Ia
pressrtap. hI
A oIrA pnertA, hsrmanos, qua aqui II
ITO 90 conce es el DIVIDE VEN m
IRAS, de MaQuii vslo. OF
P. 0, r,
foa Alta, Sstismbrs da 1905.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-09-19

Vease nuestro interesav te TO-
llttln, FL CabaHero de Ca.
sa Ro1a, epoca de la gran
yoluci6n francesa, en- las
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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-09-19

'foa Alta, ss.ismbrs de- 1905.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-09-19

I'm esta imprenta Sc vende
papel viei6 a 81 Ell qrlintal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29

tract their attention. You always could
manage them. because you did noi
have TO live with them This IS both
a prayer and a command. Come home
and help your helpless DAD"
p. ST you stiu feel that you
must marry, marry the gOVerness-
She's the best I ever saw-froEn Bos-
ton, too. Privately, I think she was
born in Chicago and wellesley is all
that ais her. Perhaps she knows
yours. haven't asked her
He sent this letter and at dinner that
evening looked around his table with a
compliment and chuckling satisfaction
The twins looked thin and pathetic and
tried not to eat much. Miss Gray was
demure and smiling in a dainty dinner
gown, and the hoyden, Bess, had her
hair ribbons properly tied and both
stockings pulled up Dinner was
peaceful but there was a tempest
sfterward and Mr.. Barton sent the
twins to bed at 9 o'clock He was un-
usually gentle and patient with them.
After they had made up for the
night they talked about this. They did
not like the look Of It.
did you see how he grinned at her7
Just ike an old goati II We don't set
tie who's to have her and get busy,
he'll end things by getting her him
self" said Bert
Make a pretty stepmother. Rather
prettier than her stepscns, I should
say" was the insinuating reply.
Two days later Mr.. Barton came To
luncIr with telegram in his hand.
I've good news" he said "Bob's
coming Thursday
Bess gave a whoop and a jump and
grabbed the telegram, which Bert
snatched from her hand before she
had had a chance to read a word
''Hurrah!' yelled Dick doing a war
dance specially of his.
Miss Gray, with very red face,
tried to keep Bess from dancing
jig on the table. and Mr.. Barton. see
ing her evident annoyance, spoke
apologeticalIy. when you become
acquainted with Bob you'll not won
der quite so much at this fiendish
JOY. He's rather q good sort. II he Is
like his dad. Shouldn't wonder II
you'd like him, he continued com
placently. He has habit OF being
fond of Bostoni"
''I shall do my best to ike him
she said prettily to the old man, and
as she ran upstairs she said to her
becomes settled"
Thursday came All the family but
the governess went to the train and
Bob was almost carried home on the
family shoulders. Dinner had been
postponed for his coming and Miss
Gray waited rather nervously in the
dining room. She had donned her
prettiest dinner gown and her eyes
were very bright and her cheeks very
The twins came in first and stood
to one side to see what Bob would
say to their Divinity. In a moment
they leaned weak and helpless
against each other and then thev
feebly left the room. Bob. not wait
ing for the Introduction Mr.. Barton
seemed trying to make. walked across
the room and calmly kissed the gov
Mr. Barton grew slowly. darklv
purple so you're in this. too. YOU
70 easy oao. said Bob ''I bet
at this game. You're skinned. The
currency is mine. Buck up. dad. and
salute your daughter. As for the
- lilsZIhey can say they don't like
I 95lelL SISTER r. copyright 1905. by
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
oUAKER REF1ECTToNs.

From the Philadelphia Record.1
world is success.
1t often takes a certain amount OF
bravery to keep out of a fight.
The poet never wishes the offspring
of his muse many happy returns.
After the sixth cocktail a fellow
doesn't care whether it's made right or
not
Wigg="I detest minstrel show
Wagg-"Oh, it isn't as black as it IS
painted"
Make a minister a present of horse
and sleigh and he is human enough to
pray for snow.
Nell-''Do you think she will marry
him % Belle Undoubtedly Her
parents are terribly opposed to him.
The Tadpo1e Gas the legs of the frog
begin to sprout) Somehow or 9TH
er, feel as though I have a kick com
ing"
Many a rich young. ignoramus has
some difficulty expressing his love. but
freight.
Mr.. Buggins="But my dear. tell
YOU when I left the club came
straight home" Mrs. Buggins- Well,
perhaps there is e. difference between
coming straight home and coming
home straight
Mrs. npeckke-ttWhy don't you
say something once in a while? Why
don't you make yourself interesting
ike Mr.. Talkalot ~ Mr.. Hemp ckke-
MY dear. the people who do the most
talking always live to regret at least
half Of It."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29

idea seems to be erroneous. Miss AM
thongs death, says Mr.. Valentine.
calls to mind an incident which oc-
CURED in Clay Center illustrating her
womanllness. She was to deliver q
lecture here and was stopping at the
old Henry house. Judge Doster was
also in Clay Center on a speech
making tour and also stopping at the
Henry house. They met at table one
morning. Near the finish the judge
ordered some hot cakes. They came
but no syrup accompanied. The girl
forgot and went out of the room.
Pretty soon the Judge got mad and
commenced to do things, and say
things as much as a gentleman dared
under such circumstances. never once
thinking of waiting on himself. Miss
Anthony sympathized. soon she got
up. rustled that syrup for the judge,
waited on him and smoothed out other
things that had started wrong. as only
woman can. It was the womanly
woman serving the man who could
not help himself in a trivial emerg-
ency. And it was so thoughtfully and
graciously done
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
GOING POPUL1sT.

It really looks as though some of the
Republican county conventions are go
ing Populist this year. This is another
of the funny things in 1906 Republican
politics. Tor instance. here are some
Of the things the Sedgwick county Re
pubIicans recently declared for;
Prevent corporate domination in the
affairs Of our county and state.
Prevent rebates. determinations,
overcharges and favoritism on all rail-
road shipments.
Prevent railroad. Pullman and tele-
graph passes being issued to any per
sons except actual railroad employees,
or those specified by law.
Prevent the overcapitalization of
railroads.
Provide for a reduction Of railroad
fares to two cents per mile.
Provide for a uniform system of rail-
way bookkeeping in this state and for
the inspection Of the books, records
and expose accounts Of railroad cor
porations.
Provide amendments to our present
state railroad laws which will increase
the power and authority Of the railroad
commissioners and especially to
authorize them to act ION their own
motion" at any time.
Provide a reasonable and effective
primary election law for the nomina-
ton Of candidates for all Offices. in
Guiding United States senator.
Now if there were something in that
about the initiative and referendum
wouldn't 1t pass for a pretty fair Popu-
list platform? The Money Power and
the Great Red Dragon and the Octopus
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
JANA WKER JOTS

Miss Pearl Snow, who carries the
mail on rural route No. 8 out Of Cav
ker, braved her name last week and
did her work when many a man would
have quailed and stayed by the lIitch-
en- fire.
Alfalfa seed is now worth IS per
bushel, which leads Mack Gretchen to
opine that it viii soon be SO that a
farmer can come to town with enough
alfalfa seed in his pockets 20 buy a
new suit of clothes.
Story by Bent Murdoch: SAY sonny,
you can't catch fish in this creek with
out permit roared the farmer.
Cant hey? Aw, gowanl Two caught
a lot with worms already" replied the
boy as he spat on his hook and drop
ped it over hollow log.
Hard luck story from the osborne
News: 1t doesn't always pay TO be too
brilliant. A young man of Norton
pleased the parents of his best girl so
he called that now they refuse to ieave
the room during his visits for fear they
VIII miss something.
Some weather prophets say this sea-
wind was in the north when the sun
crossed the line 1--WE don't care
where the wind is in March" says
Editor Palmer of the Jewell Repui.li-
can, but we would like . see it in
the north next August
Newt Allen. Of Chanute Is trying 10
boom the crude oil market Ey singing
the virtues of crude oil as a remedy
for cold on the lungs" He m.tiE
tains that half teaspoonful taken be-
fore retiring and the dose repeated in
the morning viii knock out the most
stubborn cases. But won't it also knock
out the patient2
Good sense item from the Jewell Re
publican: It strikes US that there are
too many men and women running
around the country soliciting Tor this
thing and that thing. There are plen-
ty Of responsible sources through
which people can contribute their ben
evidences. We begin to doubt whether
one ought to give to strange solicitors.
One Of the chorus girls in Beautiful
Bagdad" kidnapped a pup-four-leege
while in Coffeyville. The pup an
sWered to the name of Togo, and al
though he was unacquainted with
powder a the time of his capture, the
chorus girl proceeded to introduce him
to it. The lola Record tells the sequel:
Sorrow, deep dark sorrow, invaded
the camp of the Beautiful Bagdad
Opera company at Humboldt Friday
night, for the sheriff of Montgomery
county paid them a visit and took from
one of the pretty chorus girls a puppy
dog she had 'swiped' two nights before
in Coffeyville. When the dog left Cof-
feyville It was of a dark shade, but
when found by the sheriff the little
animal was sporting a coat of white,
put on by the liberal use of powder.
The performance was delayed several
minutes while the stage manager
squared it with the sheriff. who want
ed to take the girl back with him. The
strong arm of the law finally decided
to take the pup and go his way, leav-
ing the girl behind
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
GLOBE SIGHTS.

From the Atchison Globe
There's a lot of fooHshness to keep
out Of.
Every dull day, we long to be a store
keeper.
Women have a terrible time keep
ing q good preacher.
When you are mad all the way
through, leave your pistol at home.
Great things cant be very difficult
or an ordinary man couldn't accom-
plish them.
Some way. there is a general smile
in a restaurant when a man orders a
cup Of tea.
If you think you have great strength
of character, try to stop talking too
much.
There are as many funny stories
"on" Christian Scientists as there are
ION" brides and grooms-
It's good thing we don't carry d
sist the temptation to use it OCCASION
ally.
Get a man interested in garden,
and you do more for him than you can
hope to do by building him a modern
tenement.
When Father gets his slippers on
how 1t does irritate him when the door
bell warns the family that cOmpany's
coming!
There are ten in an Atchison family.
and, II they were kittens. all of them
except the mother and one boy, would
be drowned.
AS soon as a woman discovers that
her husbands love for her has grown
cold, she begins to go through his
pockets at night to find the reason.
An Atchison woman married an out
of town man who calls himself a bac-
teriologist, but her kin in telling what
he Is are a little mixed and say he IS a
bacchanalian.
You can always tell the mood of the
whistIing fellows; if they are feeling
good, they whistle a lively tune, but if
they are feeling tough, they whistle a
slow, sober tune.
Every so often, the farmers con-
clude that they are being ignored by
the politicians and rebel. The good
politician is the one who knows just
when the farmers are ready to rebel
Henry Allen was unfortunate in
having two big fellows jump on him at
the same time. AS the Nfssourians
says. ne could probably have whipped
them one at time but they were
scared and dOuble-teamed on him
An Atchison old fellow was talking
to his brother about their ages this
morning. There are two children
/ between US the man said; still there
is not such a great difference in our
ages: in our time. there wasn't as long
spaces between children as is the case
now"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

IFrom the Chicago .News.1
It's easy to borrow an umbrella in
fair weather.
A man may be humble without ad-
vertising the fact.
A savage dog has caused many a
man to lead a chased life
Happiness only comes to those who
try to make others happy.
Too many mems charity is limited to
the giving of advice.
Mules have one admirable trait
they refuse to respond to hattery.
His satanic majesty doesn't waste
much of his time on busy man
Nature is said to be generous. but
she never forgets to avenge her
wrongs.
A corn doctor may make money, but
he isn't in a position to acquire much
glory.
one seldom meets a strong minded
thinker who is capable OF whistiIng a
popular tune correctly.
Possibly all men may be born free
and equal, but 1t is impossible to keep
some of them in that condition.
There is a period in every wouan's
life when she feels the superiority Of
her sex. and that Is when she sees a
man trying to thread a needle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
KANSAS CONNENT



The endorsement of Joseph L. Bristow4
for United States senator by the Saline
county Republican convention. places
Mr. Bristow fairly before Kansas as a
candidate for the highest office in the
gift of the people. That he is equipped
for the high Office the entire state
knows He is a man Of liberal educa-
ton; man of wide experience in pub
lie affairs, and man who has done
more than any other Kansan to pro-
mote purity in our national politics. He.
more than any other man in Kansas has
fought graft, and brought 1t to punish
ment; he more than any other Kansan
has put his private interests in the fight
Tor pure politics. below those Of the
common good. If he had cared to com
promise with evil he would have the
forces of evil with him in this fight for
senator But today the purely political
railroad forces are against him more
bitterly than against any other candi-
date and the grafters and bribe takers
IN dozen states are using every pow
er they have to compass Bristow de-
feat. He is a. practical man who gets
results in good government. A clean
man who makes a part of his daily life
the ideals that he breaches For this
reason the Gazette believes that Bris-
tow should be the next United States
senator from Kansas-in preference to
any other candidate before the people
The forces that are against him should
make the people his friends-Emporia
Gazette.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
FROM' OTHER PENS


The name Of Andrew Carnegie ap-
pears to stand at the head of a long
list identified with the spelling reform
movement, though aside from his un-
doubted ability to successfully zIE-
ance it, he may not be its most prom
inent factor. The revival of agitation
concerning the needs of a simphfica
ton and a Qualification of our ortho-
graphy starts again the pleasantri 5
with which previous attempts along the
same lines have been greeted. But 1t
Is after all a serious matter. It has
behind it some, even most, of The
prominent literary men, scholars, pub-
fishers, photographers and so forth OF
the present day. They are the men who
have made the deepest study of the
LANGUAGE, who have familiarized them
selves with it's strength and its weak
uesses, and they are IN hearty accord
as to the need or at least the desira-
bility. of Accommodation Transcript
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
A JUVENIL.E PROqFsT.

Dunno why paw went an bought it.
But it's here an squa1lin' yet.
Bridget says the doctor brought it
n his grip; he did. bet!
Hes in there with nurse a-ta1kin',
Him an sister Belle an Grace
Paw s out on the porch a-Wa1kin'
WIN big grin on his face
Gran'nla says my nose is broken.
wonder what she means by that?
list think its too provokin'
That they went an bought that brat
Don act Ike they ever knew me,
II 1hey don't pet me any more;
NO one pays no tentiOn to me
Like they used TO do before.
Jest say "h-h-h-hv' to me whenever
go to maw's bedroom door;
Tell me to talk low an never
Jump or run across the floor.
Paw Jest shakes his finger at me,
SEE [ mustn't make a noise;
He don't pick me up an pat me
An say m the best OF boys.
It's a CURL. heard EN- say so,
An / saw it once; it's red
Wonder how long 1t viii stay so?
Taint got no hair on its head;
Not a bit, by jung! its balder
Than my Uncle Jim right now.
otsy-wootsy," sister called her
don't like at name nohow-
If ] want to run or try 1t.
That there nurse she scowls at me
An, seq If you amt more quiet,
Little boy, why, I will seer
Then she grabs me an she shakes me
II jump about the house.
An nay sisters come and makes me
Keep as quiet as a mouse.
Wish't they'd let me see my muvver,
I'm as lonesome as kin be;
Wlsht the doctord brought a bruvver,
70 some one could play wiz me
Wish.t my dad would come an hold me
Tight, an call me Mamie. DEAR
-boo-hooi- The hasn't told me
That Sence that there pIJrl pot hevaf
e. A. Brininstool in the Los Angelo.
Express.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
JOURNAL ENTRIES

If this thing keeps up Victor Muir
dock may yet make his senatorial race
on the issue of the free and unlimited
coinage of alcohol at the usual ratio.
pail Of sorrow rests on a Topeka
household today: The hired girl has
resigned
This department refuses to make any
more alleged jokes about the Kansas
avenue pavement. It's serious mat
ter.
This department also claims credit
for not having called attention TO the
nese pirates, accompanied by the re
mark that there is no honor among
pirates after all.
A west side home in which there are
four manageable daughters. each of
whom has steady. is very appropri-
ately known as a. courthouse.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29
HUMOR OF THE DAY


ne Stout Qne--Reaiiy, my dear. I was
never so embarrasse In all my life
IelI as II 1 could sink through the floor
me min One-I don't wonder These
lli2letn Dulloings are such flimsy affairs
Brooklyn Life.
How did Mr.. Scadds make his money!
asked the inquisitive girl.
MY dear, answered Miss Cayenne
you must never again ask such a ques-
ton about any one. People will think
you are writing for a magazine. w ASH
ington Star.
Mr.. Dangle-T heard that our old friend
neral.
Mrs MangIe-It was so fine it was real
for him. And the minister preached such
beautiful paregoric over the diseased ~
Baltimore American.
A barrister once pleaded with great ari1-
ity the cause Of his client for nearly an
hour. When he had finished his learned
friend on the other side, with a supercil-
ious sheer. remarked that he did not I'M
derstand a word the other fellow had
said
II believe it. for 7 was expounding
lawH' said the first speaker.-Ex.
'T see that they admit that young VII
lie Hoppe is the greatest living billiard
u :..EHopped. right to the front. eh?
Plain Dealer.
Fair American (at a meet of the afey-
nell Hounds)-My! You do look smart IN
that red GOAT But, say, I reckon you Dor
sportmsan-No. didn't. why do you
think sO2
the buttons. and that amt your initials.
y-Way.-Punch-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-03-29

The State Journal has held for
some time that Congressman Calder
head misrepresents the people Of the
Fifth district in congress. and Mr..
Calderhead took occasion to prove this
contention in his speech at Junction
City Tuesday. With the possible ex-
eepdon Of his position on statehood.
Ar. CaIderhead's ideas are at variance
with those OF four-ffths OF his con
Etituents. He takes exception to Lin
coin stenen's criticism of the senate
and would abridge a free press-at
least he says the writings OF Mr.. stef-
fens and David Graham Phillips ought
TO be suppressed before they reach the
public. Yet Mr.. stenens alone has
rendered a hundred times the service
10 good government that Mr.. Calder
head has. Very likely Mr.. CaIderhead
would also suppress Miss Tarbell's
criticism Of Standard Oil. It has not
been very long since Mr.. Calderhead
was defending the Standard, pointing
cut what a benehcent institution It
has been. Yet the people Of the Fifth
district continue to send Mr.. Calder
head to washington to misrepresent
them Why7