Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-03-29
DorETCHIT'S NONSENSE
Don't Believe Everything.

The beautiful little inn looked lit
tie shaggy with one rustic big chair,
with arms to it, setting in the big,
narrow verander front yard, and one
lonely little curley haired girl baby,
about seventeen or eighteen summers
and the same amount of winters, was
there too. Now to make long tale
short, cut it off. The grass was a
shining brightly and the new noun
hay was still standing and had not
been thrashed ont. Oh, the little inn
was pair of dice, with the sweet mai
den added to its brilliancy. The wav-
es on her head was a-foating and the
orchard was a-blooming and she went
out and 'plucked a four-leaf clover bios
som Oh, it was love, no it was pure
love and nothing but love, so help me
Cold Wave. It's been long time
since hearn tell on you Cold Wave
but | felt you the tother night.
She was as sweet as peach and as
red as roze. Oh, how | / but l had
better not say too much for my wife
mout catch on; the story seems so life
like. Now, this beautiful hunnysucker
sit on the verandar in that big oak
rocker and the ole mossey covered
bucket and the we'll was there too.
Well, she went to the well and let the
we'll bucket in the well The we'll
bucket was we'll made and the we'll
was we'll dug, for 1 dug we'll. Well,
John Well and Dick Well dug that
well and they were well paid for dig
ging that WELL Well, well, well |
think John Well and Dick Well are both
doing well digging wells.
Now. with all of this beautiful pic
turecue around, wasn't it lovely2 The
purity miss wore cream colored black
hat, shirt waist with frilling on the
hemming, and her beau was fine tall,
slim, slender young man. Oh he was
q charmer! He had long nose like a
kukumber, wore No 10 shoe and
they were full of feet without the
. soks. He was passin up the county
rode and seen this girl of hisn at the
we'll amid all of this pair of dice.
Now, you know how fellew feals
! when all is lOve--eternal love, love ev-
erlastingly, love from your whiskers.
They say Blue Beard was hung by the
neck the other day until dead, dead,
dead, for having fourteen wives.
Su6Sb buc pOOI Ildu buluhS H6 III u Dtb-
ter land now.
Well, they were in the midst of ev-
, erlasting pleasure He loved her. He
3 could not resist loving hunnysucker
in such place as that. The birds
: wabbled, and oh, how lovely to be low
3 ed by the one that loves you
[ Now, Flies and Mosquitoes are bad at
Roope. Sweet Maiden is there among
3 the Red Roses The mocking bird was
t singing CHEEKY little song and so was
( this handsome man who was paying
5 respects to this beautiful girl which l
Y am going to tell you about. What in
a thunder do you wantY Stove wood?
e You need not put that down, Editor,
: was just answering my wife. That is
n all / can hear, stove wood and water
0 It's not been more than two weeks
Q since cut all the stove wood / could
carry at one load and hear she is out
4 of stove wood already
n Well, by Joe, if l amt forgot what
{ / was going to say. That is all rite
k though, the more miss stakes a fellow
!. makes in riteing a story, the better
s the story is. This girl is like some
e other girls. She said ''Wasn' that a
: pretty dress Nancy had on. l think
: she is dreadfully ugly, don you. Il
4 wish YOU would take this kid away
Il from here. | can write what ! can
: think of for it. Run ON to mama, ba
by Now, maybe I can write. Well
she with all earth wants TO make her
happy and Well | he blamed if
didn forget that stove wood I'll be
there i'm a minute Well | must e
and chop another armful Of wood. Two
armfuls in two weeks Now what
e about that This charming and fast
Q mating influencing love story will be
e continued next issue of the next paper
a and the editor will pay $40, 900 in gasl
u for name most suited for this story
z Joe Dickelton went off
II Ed Raid come back
e Tom Wise is going off
Lee Cav sick boy, colliCE.
g Eek Pit stumped his toe fatal
Lost. Between here and there, "a le,
II pencil. about half wore ont. Fiude
l. return 10 News Office and secure re-
ward.
st For Rent. .- One large size man s ask
viii take rent in stove wood. PA.
At daley
Mismerlanious. Send 80 cents % tn
n Editor and get the Sequachee Vale,
News one year, OF send 81. 90 and ge
W the Sequachee News and Chattanoog
y Weekly News for one year. or - cent
will get the Memphis Commercial Ap
peal and the Sequachee News one year
y J. y. Burnett rid with his girl in
+ buggy Sunday.
- In door games Knock Is goo
!. game. Try it. II amuses young am