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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Ecauty nna UtfIitx.

The highest art in breeding animals
is to combine beauty and utility. In
most animals beauty is vain" with
out utility; i'll some. utility alone is nc.
sufficient: in all, the combination is tbs
most valuable, affirms National Stock
man. The 2:10 trottcr with beauty Is
very valuable for a gentlemans driy-
er after his turf usefulness is past
without 1t he is not worth half s.
much The dairy COW which corr
bines beauty and utility is sought aftel
by breeders who realize the value o
appearances as well as of perform
ance. One Of this kind brought 500
at sale recently and with eithes
quality absent could not have com
manded tenth of that sum. And tie
same principle holds good in othe5
things. Beauty has money yala.
when combined with utility whetbes
in an animal, a farm or marketable
product
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
CURED OF CT EPPED HANDS

81 have used tn Cuticura Soap for
chapped hands, which l had been
troubled with for about three years. l
suffered intense pain and itching. [
used nearly two cakes of the Cuticura
Soap, and my hands were completely
cured and have never troubled me
since l also took the Cuticura Resell
vent for the blood at the same time.
I can recommend the Cuticura Rem
edies to others suffering the same.
Chas. Young, Plattsville, Ontario, Can
ada, Sept. 20, 1905"
Complete External and Internal Treatment for every
Humor from Pimpes Scroflla from Infancy TO Age,
consisting of Cuticura Soap 25e Ointment 5oe Resov
emit Soc lin Chocolate Coated Pills. Csc vial
of co., may had Of all druggists single often
Potter Drug Chem Corp, Sole Props, Boston, Mass
NJ Mailed Free, How to Cure Itching, Scaly Humors
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

PASTURIMG PIGS.

Portable sicessz=g Houses. Feed
House and Other Applfa noes.
Bacon production seems to be look
ing up in this country. Canada is sup
posed to have this business reduced
to a science. Pasturing plays IN i'm
portant part in Canadian herd manage
ment, and where pigs are pastured ex
tensively proper preparation is made.
In the first place. pig proof fences
must surround the whole pasture area.
Probably the cheapest fence for this
purpose viii be found to be woven
wire. A board fence is very effective
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
FACTS FROM FRANCE

France wants another worlds fair
but there. is much opposition to the
project il official circles.
FriendA 81 the Elephant is the tit,s
of society just formed in Paris te
combat the gradual extinction of thu
animal by hunters. -
1t is proposed to hold laborers' ex
hibition in Paris in 1909. The obiec'
will be to offer comparison between
the life OF workmen throughout the
world today and that Of laborers II
past centuries.
Tests OF the strength Of wire rope
conducted for the French government
show that the ultimate strength of q
round rope il g per cent less than the
sum of the tensile strengths of its u.
dividual wires '-efore being laid
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18


A potato wert oct On mash
And soisght an onion bed
That's PIE for me-" observed the squash,
And all the beats turned red
"Go Eayn' TIE onion. Weeping, cried.
Your loEe / cannot be-
The pumpkin be yoGr lawful bride:
You eantaloupe with ne.
But onward stu the tuber came
And lay down at her feet.
You cauliforer By any name
And ii viii smell wheat.
And I. too, am an early rose,
And you I've come II see
So don't turnIp your lovely nose,
But spinachat with mr."
II do not carrot all to wed,
So go, cir, II you pIease.
The modest onion Tnee.-ly said,
And let US, pray. have peas!
Go; think that YOU have never seen
Myself or s1nel1ed ny sigh:
Too long a maiden / have been
For fayors in your rye"
"Ah. spare a cusst'' the tuber prayed.
my cherryshed bride youn be.
You are the only weeping maid
That's currart now with me"
And as the willy tuber spoke
He caught her by surprise
And. giving her an artichoise.
Devoured her with his eyes.
Philadelphia Record.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
CucuE,bers For Picking.

Not infrequentiy the cucumber
beetle ruins the prospects for pickles
August is not too late for planting
again if pickles are desired. The
vines may need n little protection from
one or two early frosts in some locali
ties, but usually there is a good. long
growing season in the falI---Atnerican
Agriculturist
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

For posts locust trees are grown
along avenues and highways. where
they answer the triple purpose of post
growing, shade and ornament. also in
pastures. where they thrive while in
terfering but little with grass produc-
ton. The borer is the great drawback
to the locust, and it gives great trouble
in Pennsylvania and much of the mid
die west
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

ends. 4.se $50. 49, s.touaa be about
one inch below the open bottom of the
false V shaped trough and the lower
edge about four inches from the bot
tom OF the trough. The purpose of the
false upper trough is to allow the feed
err to pour the feed into the trough
even though the pigs are struggling TO
get at the food. Such a trough is
easily kept clean. easily filed in spite
of crowding pigs, strong and durable.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
The First Thing.

"Wkat is the first thing TO learn
about running a motor CARP asked the
curious friend
Economy in everything else" an
swered the man who is always get
ting into troubie.-Washingto Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

ing upon i..s - q s-le, ua-zl. ur,.cr
to make tie turn. While given area
may be more cheaply sided up in the
cylindrical form. tie roof will cost more
to build. IN brief. l would not build
q round barn. concludes a Rural New
Yorker correspondent.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
ExuCflY.

"Of course there's difference be-
tween a poet and a rhymester.'
Eyes. A rhymester is one who speaks
proudly of the poems he has written,
while poet speaks modestly of his
rhymes" -Philadelphia Ledger
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

either branch, and heavy shoe in
front. Ii the mare is of medium size,
make the hind shoe five ounces. front
one twelve ounces. no caihs, and do
not drive in the mud. Later if mud
driving is necessary use four low small
calks to each shoe, as shown
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Wrong Official.

'They were married by justice of
the peace
THAT doesn't seem harmonious to
me-
"Why not:'
"Well, marriage is the end of peace"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

L sc SINUS ST udI-
ed at the toe all
around a b o u t
two inches. AL
low the foot to
project natural
ly, only round
ing a little to
prevent splitting.
Use a very light
shoe behind, not
projecting be-
hind tha hnnf or
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
THE DAYTON & WESTERN
TRACTION co.
IN effect Maj 5, 1906. Subject 70
change without notice.
MAiN LINE
NEW PARis BRANCH

tTHRdcGH SERvIcEl
Leave Richmo&d for New Paris
$3.50, GAS, S:3D, 500, 1000. 11:zo.
q. m, 1920. leo. 2:20. 1900. AGO.
$50. 6:20. 7.2p. $50. 1855 and 11:00
p. NJ.
sTransfere at fNe~ WastvIiie.
Direct CONNECTIONS at Dayton VIII
Lima Limited trains for S,roy, Piqus.
and Lima, Leaving Richmond at $50.
800. 1900 a. m. and 500 p. m.
CoNNECTIpN3-At eaton with P.
C. C. & st. l.. for points north and
south. AT West Alexandria with Gin
cinnati Northern X. r. sor points
north and soqkh. At Dayton with cleo
trio lines diferging Cor Troy. PiGua.
Sidney. Lim4 Xenia. Springfield. Co
lr.nbus. HAMILTON and Cincinnati.
Through lhtes, through tickets to
ali points. Tor further information
call Home Hone o69.
Arrangements for parties. special
cars. etc.. ckll phone or write C. o.
BAKER, G. p. and p A.. West Alex.
andrta. o.
MA4TIN SWISEER. Agent
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Times Changes.
Pop

Pop
Yes, my SON.
What is a brunette?"
why, a brunette, my boy. is a won
an who becomes tired OF being 8
blond. "-Yonkers Statesman.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

ITO him that HATH said the man
who loves to quote, shall be given"
''Yes,' said the practical philos-
opher, land to him that hath not shall
be given a swift kick"-Puck.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Sovereign Remedy.

To cause prosperity to rise
And poverty to sink
The knowing and the very wise
Who take the first and largest prize
Use printers ink.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

-. ---~--@y.
ssI see you advertise gents neckties
for s1J0'
t'Yes"
Haven't you any for just plain gen
tlemen:
.'Sure The thirty-nine cent counter
is s.ss aisles to your left"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Substitute For Barber Shoe.

His wife keeps posted on all Of the
sporting news of the day
$50 he can shave himself, l presume
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Al Ptpi.t For a Bow

cit must be very unpleasant to be
king of SPAIN
Il don't know. Every day is Fourt,
Of July with him.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
A SkeBtic.

''But do you not concede his eminent
responsibility
mo. The best I'd say about his re-
spectability is imminent and
wouldn't bet on that"-Philadelphi
Press
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Lest He Should FORGET.

"She found her husband was made of
very common clay"
what did she do about it?''
what could she except to let him
know it three times a day."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Nuts For Him.

The vegetarian walks around,
His features all aglow,
And as he reads the muck rake screeds
He says. '1 told you so.'
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
A July Conundrum.

What
Is SO hot
AS a day in July?
Oh, me, oh, my,
If what
Is SO hot
Would whatter
Ee hotter?
-Woman's Home Companion.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

Mrs. Phatte-Oh. now you've come ]
do hope you'll stay to lunch and let
your husband call for you. What does
he like best for lunch?
Mrs. Yonge-Anything that we haven't
got on the table, as d general rule.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

When q man is spending time at the
seashore it is superhuous for him to
tell you what else he is spending.
Being on your dignity is impressive
II 1t isn't funny.
When Il husband is dependent on a
wife he is apt to be wei; taken care Of
1t is pleasant TO go away from home
just to experience the joy of returning.
Experimental knowledge has no We
nesT Upon it.
The girl who isn't looking for a hus.
band Is the most apt to find one.
The work he doesn't do is enough to
make lazy man happy.
Flattery is never turned down if pre-
sented discreetly.
Being constructively honest seems to
be about as near as some men can
come to It
A Really Great Man.
A tribute to his life let's pay
Twas simple and exact;
He hadn't very much to say
And realized the fact
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
The Wise Mother.
"Her mother usually asks her daugh-
ter to sing. doesn't she?"
"Only when disagreeable guests are
present'-Baltimore Sun.
An Impression.
Our sore experiences
Are oftentiTses the strongest.
Thus. thfnSirr Of expenses.
DIR .s~',se.-.t ti--eOz e0~--, the longest
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
She Gets En-.

Sweet spring is here, though she was late
And summers packed an on her way;
The summer girl all up 10 date
Has come to steal our hearts away.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

"She wouldn't marry unless she could
have man made to ORDER
Eyes, to order about, presume"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

And when she gets
'ern she viii tie
Them w ! t h a
string fast to
her belt
And in the autumn
hang EN- high
And " o n q g r
what the poor
things felt.
And as she folds
away her net
She'll murrnur to
the vacant air
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
TIC co.etous mnn.
"No, thrc~ out a misfit."

Tie EosetoUs NAN.
Go not to cevetous old man will
any request tco soon in the morning
before he hath taken in that days
prey. for his coretOusness is up before
him, and he is in i'll humor, but stay
till the afternoon, till he be satiated
upon some borrower-Fuller.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Special Shoei.c

To shoe n driving filly that FORCES
and interferes behind, the Breeders
Gazette, Chicago, advises as follows:
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Makes II All Right.

money"
Yes. but 1 notice that he grips every
coin that comes his way"
ooh. he has a fumigator."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

When you are down don't advertise
the fact.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
Served the Purpose.

lately"
mo. My wife tells me what all the
women had on as soon as ever she
gets home"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Perhaps G. Washington's taxes
weren't very high.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

Doing the little ray of sunshine act
Is all right if you can get some one to
guarantee a salary.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

Debts of gratitude should really draw
more interest than they do.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18
A Common Kind.

Nov, where did I those trophies get?
I wonder where: l wonder where
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-18

One of the compensations of stupidity
Is that it doesn't know that it is stupid
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27
Will HE TAKE THE sruMpa


The Precedent of the United States is violent partisan
when campaigns and makebeleye, Independent.
party scoder when the danger passed Al he is
greatly concerned aud much disturbed the outlook
for the complexion OF the house representatives
called chamber nearly all of
the hxers" Of his party That imminent danger
hoyers his party OF his will deny and
that heroic ots to be male to stem the tide OF popular
disapprobaon is apparent all sides OF all
available means counteract the wave indignation now
threatening him be used all plausible spell
binders be turned loose upon the country howl
for the old ag appropriations and continued pros
perty for the trusts.
the general public will wish know why Roose-
welt docs throw himself and his roughidng methods
into the breach and by his imletuosy and bulozng
tactics his party and thus obtain real credit
doing real things Can It be possible that he afraid?
He who "a ayertsed being unafraid lions men,
and congress? Would It be lesemaesty hint that
ne very much afraid he would be embarrassing
ons while seeking convince his audience that white
is black that profession is a good thing for the whole
people? Some rreverent and unawed might ask
him who told the truth himself Judge Parker in the
controversy recelvr funds from the corpora.
ons years ago TO say that lied would
contradict the records sworn 10 and made public by
high Republican magnaes It would fly Of all
known and recorded Testimony not line of which
been denied by any living Republican since It
earhed and exposed Is he afraid that his inability
to this question ruthfuy without embarrassment
yet have or him aud cause him to retire from the hed9
All this is matter record made and retained by Repub,
leans legal and official investigation ana s truth
accuracy has been questioned by anybody
or, if he deems it niudicoas to take the stump him
self VIII he order Depew Plat and Corteyou that trio
Of giants whose active recent Republican cam
pagns have depended for esults2 Depew who est.
while the sNertongued representative OF the railway
corporations and could Jolly them into oosening the
pusestings for the dear old party which put millions into
their strongbox? or viii be Plat the keeper OF the
consciences and treasure sores OF the companies
Or again could demand on Corteyou the renegade of
the Cleveland regime who gorihed and lauded by
gold bugs his apostasy and for his usefulness Re-
pubcans. the chairman OF the National Republican
mttee who 1ngaoefuly lied about the Of his
campaign funds and who cruelty exposed
by other Republicans IN legal investigation that he take
the stump and the situation? Certainly Cortelyou
Is the OF the hour and his taking the stump for his
party would add the campaign gayety nations
Tie people expect all those worthless TO the
relief Of their sorey stricken party they win b,
greatly disappointed should they themseye.
inro the widening breach
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27

The attempt Of Territorial Secretary Chas II Filson
member Of the disticting board chairman Of the
Repican committee TO spread broadcast the Information
that voters Of cities the FIRST need not register IN
order to vote IN the coming election for constitutional dele
gates will avail nothing.
Attorney General Cromwell. through his assistant
Don Carlos smith has written to City Attorney Paul at
Oklahoma city. replying a letter Of inquiry concerning
the registration Of follows Inasmuch the
laws Oklahoma shall govern the election Of delegates
the constitutional convention and this election will be
general election, within the meaning Of statutes II
therefore necessary that b registered in all cities
the first class precisely in the Of any other
eral election"
The holding Of election in cities Of the first class
and permitting nonegstered participate therein
might be held to be Illegal In this city there is quite a
floating population just at this time by OF the i'm
work going about the city the sewer
and waterworSs construction buildings etc, and al
lowing those who resided the city the required
length OF time vote would result in confusion and irreg
ularities that would likely throw the entire vote out
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27
THE o1NnlspENsAsLE MAN.

Mr. Joseph Pulitzer, founder Of the New York World,
has this comforting maxin for employees; The indis.
pensable Is not numerous" Mr. Puzers philosophy
outgrowth his experence-for IN the making of
World, a veritable procession of brilliant have
played their little parts passed onbu the institution
they builded abides attracts ard increas
ing quota of bright who bring TO the great market
place their ideals, their enthusiasms-them
Mr. Pulitzer's epigrsm is pretty good law for all
business The employe who has too big for
the business il ndspensablebut certain of his
qualities and qualifications Indispensable, and these
will in often the very existence
business venture may depend upon the hrmness with
which employer in Riding his busness Of the
poyes who have become too sefimportant The modern
business man undertakes reorganization now and then
ia sel-defense; he usually finds that little want
advertising places him in touch with OF men with
the indispensable qualitieand these approximate closely
enough the indispensable man."
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27
4 pREMluM EoR nLuNpERlNo.

II is hardly likely that the premium of a campaign
book offered by chairman of the Republican
sional committee viii induce many subscriptions the
slush fand TO elect Republican congressman.
The campaign book is always given away by the
thousands and manufacture Is but few cents,
the first edition is printed Those Republican voters
who want fooled again by "standpat promises,
tainy viii not what arguments used TO prove
the present protecting tarn what makes the
farmers the worlingmen and in theory everyone have
money than they know what to do with Those who
feel that the Of living a. abnormay high that they
are obliged economize make both ends meet have all
they to subscribe OF their hard
dollars them 10 defeat the stand pat
policy and ey viii therefore leave the trusts and monopo
lists to furnish the campaign fund usual to elect
congress that viii do nothing TO disturb their tariff pro
lection. TO give people premium inducement q
be 9lundered viii hardly prove vote geter
Wichita Beacon.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27
.Make Hay whIIa .hs sun shInss.n

There is lesson In the work of the
thrifty farmer He knows that the
bright sunshine may last but day and
he prepares for the showers which are
so liable to follow So It should be
with every household. Dysentery
diarrhoea and cholera morbus may at
tack some member Of the home with
out warming Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy which
is the best known medicine for thes'
diseases, should always be kept a.
hand, as immediate treatment II
necessary. and delay may prove fatal
For sale by f. B. Lille & Co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27
eaosLeMs OF Nsw RATE LAW.


Washington. d. c.. Aug ?. Though
tomorrow is the date hxed for the new
rate law TO go into effect it Is evident
that IL win be several months before
the measure will have much. il any ef-
feet on freight rates. II is not believed
that the railroads intend 60 put any OBJ
stacle In the way OF the enforcement OF
li,c law. but az the same time it, vari-
Gus provisions cali for such a complete
revolution OF existing AID established
conditions that Il must necessarily re-
Qui-e some time 20 put the new order Of
things into operation. It ls claimed that
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27

some Of the clauses OF TIE rate law are
conflicting and there As a diversity Of
opinion as 10 now other OF the provisions
are 70 be interpreted. II the railroads
and express companies desire more time
In which 10 publish thsir schedules OF
rates II Is probable a reasonable exten-
sion Of time viii be gra1ted them. The
railroads are expected 20 comply with
"A general Interpretation OF the law as
drawn M by the new InserStsate Conn
merce commission. II ls evident that
before the law can become fully opera
tive the commission viii have to devote
much time q settling disrutes with the
railroads as 10 Just what the several pro
visions mean.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27
Saw sun Is Losing Heat.

Together with French and German
scientists no less eminent an author
lty than Prof. Charles l.. Doolittle.
director Of the Flower Observatory
Of the University Of Pennsylvania, as
serts that the sun is gradually losing
Its heat. For years the diameter OF
the sun has beGa contracting at the
rate OF Sc yards a year.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27

lBy AssocIated Prass.l

Chicago, m. Aug. 27.--Chicago Ia IFS
enoyt 10 become milling center has
secured a considerable advantage. On
and after today the western roads viii
not ACCEPT a lower rate for the trans
portation Of flour than they get for
hauling wheat This action removes
ona discrimination against Chicago;
ana Minneapolis, Kansas ci1 and
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27
Ia Llhrary of connre.n-

The annual report OF Herbert Put
nam, librarian Of congress. shows
that the library contains 1.34t6lS
books. S2,7l4 maps and charts. iSs.
ia artistic prints and fl0.s52 pieces
or muAc. The manuscripts. which
form a valuable collection. have not
been enumerated pending their group.
ing into volumes, Many OF these are
Of great Interest and q ocrmanent
value
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-08-27

Some idea Of the awful saferings Of the British
sunragettes who locked in jail for several
days simply because they gathered crowd and kicked
the pocemens shins. afforded by this narrowing
ment from of them; There were locked up in
CELL without soul to talk to. You imagine suf
ferings only the keeper when he brought my food
he didn't stay long enough be ahed but hasten
away the end OF the corridor shall forget
those dreadful days and nights"