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Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
SOME FIRES.

The Northern Neck Mutual Fire Asso-
citation will pay the $500 insurance or
White Stone school house, recently
destroyed by fire. Loss was about $4OO.
The new house of Bob Rich, colored.
near Dunton's Mill, was destroyed by
fire last week. No insurance. The fire
was caused by child playing with
matches in litter in the passage-way.
While Chas. Brown, near Merry
Point, was burning brush last week fire
got away and burned his barn and corn
house with a lot of blade fodder AMI
about 40 barrels corn. No insurance.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13


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practice, among the helpless too poor 10 DUP
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Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
LAST OF BALTIMORE FIRE.

What was probably the last spark of
the big Baltimore fire was put out Sat
urday. having smouldered for two years
and two months.
Whiie workmen were clearing the
debris on McClue Dock, the site of a
seed storage warehouse, they came up-
on heap of bricks. AS they dug these
up tiny sheet of flame shot up when
the air struck the debris and then a
volume of smoke continued until the
debris, which is supposed to have been
the remnants of pea seed, was removed.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
WE DON'T mean to be or attempt tc

WEDoN'T mean to be or attempt 10
be dramatic. We are plainly 10 tens,
and our intensity is aggravated at
this time BY the presence of a hu.
man pest.
As usual, when the better class of
citizens endeavor to advance a COM
munity's interest, or see that laws are
carried out, they are the subject of
denunciation from rabble that svm-
pathize with the offenders. Aud.
sometimes, otherwise good citizens are
possessed of spurious sympst thy for
the culprits. But one of the most
nanseating and sggravating things in
tins connection is to find some pud-
dlpg-head, blear-eyed codger going
around boasting what high plane
he stands on one of "honor among
thieves" that he would not tell on a
vioiator of the law, no no, if drawn
into court aud sworn on q "s,ack of
bibles a mile high" That such
creature ever received the name of
man Is a legacy that Satan left
TO the universe when he got
kicked out of heaven. Such a or, a.
ture has so high a moral standard
or square dealing as to deliberately
per]ure his soul and forfeit all hone
of a hereafter to befriend a man that
Is an outlaws violating the
states laws and doing it for
proht and gain, part of which comes
out OF this self-same pedestal of
nigh "honor among thieves" That's
plain talk, but everybody here knows
it Is as true as gospel. The man that
Is brought unwilliogly into court and
thinks too much Of his oath or the
consequences of eternity to lie on
oath for the man that sold him speak
easy whiskey has proved himself as
Tar above his haunting, SOLDERING
critic as the earth's surface is from
Its circumference; and we are not so
sure but what he has demeaned him
self somewhat above the temperance
man that willingly testifies. The
latter does it as duty and with some
degree of pleasure; the other does it
unwlllingly, bat shows degree of
fortltude and honor that are not
called forth in the temperance advo-
cate. 1t is bad enough to be cursed
with men who persist wilfully in
violating law that is from the
highest terrestrial source-a majority
OF the people-but to be delivered
from the soothing, perjured soul that
Is too oesotted or benighted to realize
his malicious crime or his awful doom
should be the prayer of this people.
Lancaster lie not afflicted above her
sister counties, possibly, but we want
to sweep before our own doors, and
we acknowledge they are somewhat
dirty.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
POLITICAL.

The Rhode Island Senate by vote of
- TO last week passed bill author
lzing women as well as men to vote for
Presidential Electors.
Although the next gubernatorial cleo
tion Is more than three-and-a-half years
on there are already nearly a dozen
candidates in the field for Governor of
Virginia 1t is predicted that several
OF these candidates will soon realize
.'ieir nervousness and will be overcome
by that tired feeling. Alex. Gazette
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13

The spring fool, like the spring
poet, again has the stage. The boat
rocking fiend has appeared on the
scene, and for starter she is a wo.
man. A married lady in one of the
central states while riding in a gaso.
line boat with three male friends
began rocking the boat. Itcapsized:
one OF the men swan ashore and the
other three occupants were drowned
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
STATE BOARD OF FIsHnRIes.

State Board of Fisheries will meet in
Norfolk April 1921 next. Contested
cases and other oyster matters will
probably occupy the sessions of the
18th and 10th, while the 10th and 2lst
will be taken up with the election of
forty-five inspectors.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13

"Oti>fCIl u !
cures made by DR..
kilmer's Swamp-Root
the great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy.
II is the great medi-
caltriunph of the nine
teenth century: dis
covered after years ct
scientific research by
Or. Kilmer. the emf
nent kidney and b!ad-
=
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
ORNAMENT MEADOWS should b,v.

Ia an annual dressing Of 500 pounds per
acre OF fertilizer containing eleven per cent.
Potash and ten Per cent. ar2ilable phos-
phoric acid
This will gradually force our sour grasses
and moses from the meadows, and brinr GOOD
grasses and clovcrs; thus increasing the quality
as well as the quantity of the hay.
Our practical BOOK Farmers Guide gives valuable s CO.. -
sort crop raising 1t is of OF books on
farmer who will write us for them e0-'' ~ any
ADDRESS GERMAN
Ga $50. Breads
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13

tANE NJ E-By using reserve fund and entrance fees
the Association last year paid out for losses over six hundred
more han received from assessments (Not SIS was
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
TIES AND LUMBER wANTpn

5000 white oak ties; 10000 chestnut
ties; DOC, 600 feet pine lumber-2xS. 3x4.
BAG: 3x7. 3xS and 3x9-9 to lS feet long.
Write or phone T. j. EUBANK,
BrOun's Store Va
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure 10 know of the wondeyf,,,
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
REPORT OF AUDITINC ConMIrrpp

we the Auditing Committee N M F. Assn r
tyang find the
them supported by s ''e ''eH ana mo
[sIGNED] CRev) F. W. CLAYBRooK
JNo A. PALMER
NN' -''' Auditing
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles.

- itching, Blind. bleeding or Protrndinp Piles
Drugslsts refund money 1T PAzo OfNrMFNT
standing. In TO Il days. First spnItcstion
ives ease and rest. SOC. IL Your druggist
nssn IL SEND DOC In stamps and IL will be for
Louis. Mo. w. 81
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
ANNUAL REPORT

Northern
the
weeks FN 'Ne 'H'iiA NiizEN Tor Tour consecutive
Chartered March, ,1S9
ceinfo I1ons
rance grite nin1eO5
~ " insurance cancelled or expired in 1905, 757s5
Amount of insurance in force January
RECEIPTS.
entrance fees received by aion n19O5
Collected o
balance on hand from last reserve).
-$6,7S4H
DISBURSEMENTS.
losses in
Pad fees to agents, officers, clerks etc
stationery, printing
--$6sO5O
~ V rc tounns SOoo reserve on hand),
NY lSgnedl ASA s. RICE vkePresdent
w. MCDONALD LEE, Secretary -Manage
Sworn and ubscrbed to before me etc
FRANK G. NEWBILI,
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1906-04-13
FISH AND OYSTER NOTES.

Bellows & Squires, of Lancaster, as
usual are the first to send out chaser
for the bunker. Steamer Froelich,
Capt. A. r. McNamara, started out
Tuesday after Menhaden. Other boats
will follow in quick succession.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
LODGE MAKES ATTACK
UPON THE PACKERS
Meat Bill Comes UP In the Senate and
Packing House Proprletors Are
Roundiy Scored by Senator

Washington.-Sena Proctor on
Wednesday called up in the senate the
agricultural appropriation bill, and
made the usual motion for agreement
to the request for conference. He
then made a statement concerning
the house substitute for the meat in
spection bill, saying there were Of
sential points Of difference between
the two houses. One OF these, he said,
was the omission by the house Of the
senate provision requiring that the
date Of inspection be placed on cans
containing meat, and the other the
transfer Of the cost Of inspection from
the packers to the national treasury.
Speaking Of the latter change, he said
that It was radical, and, in his opinion,
unwise; and advised that the house
amendment on that point be not ac-
cepted. The packers could, he de-
clared, afford the expense Of an adver.
tisement, for, looked at in that light,
the government certificate would be
charged that the numerous protests
which have been coming to the senate
on this subject have a common origin
in Chicago, and in support Of his
statement read a number Of protests
to show the language to be practically
the same wherever they may be dated.
Senator Lodge and Senator Bever
idge also spoke on the measure before
II gave place for the canal bill. Sen.
ator Lodge, in discussing the group
of men in control OF the packing in.
dnstry, said their history has been OF
utter defiance of law and public
option. He referred to a recently
published interview with Nelson Nor.
ris, in which this great packer showed
contempt for writer's of books, and
the Massachusetts senator said the
writing of book brought about the
present situation, and 1t may occur
to the packers that "the writing of
books is not so contemplate"
The men responsible for the meat
packing and Standard Oil monopolies.
said Mr.. Lodge, have done more to ad.
vance socialism, anarchism, unrest
and unwholesome conditions in the
United States than all OF the social.
lists In the world. He said the people
would resent having their food tam
pered with, and made sport Of by mere
greed for money. and that they are
rightly insisting that these packers be
put on the same basis as manufac-
turers Of other foods whose products
are inspected.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30

ashington.-Formal announce
ment of the purpose of the govern
ment to prosecute the Standard Oil
company was made Friday by Attor-
nsy General Moody. 1t appears from
his statement that the proceedings in
the first instance will be under the
terms of the Elklns law which pro-
hibits rebates in interstate commerce.
The attorney general however. gives
notice that in all probability. should
the investigation he is still asking
Justify it, he will bring further action
against the Standard Oil company un-
der the terms of the Sherman anti
trust law, and also will take steps to
insure against the continuance on the
part of the company Of discrimina-
tions in trade and transportation not
now a subject of prosecution under ex-
listing law, but especially provided
against in the pending rate bill.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
.J0HNHENRY
ON WOULDBE ACTORS
BY HUGH McHUSH
GEORGE Y. HOBART

Tommy Harper isn't q bad sort, but
he has bug that he was put in this
world for the purpose of elevating the
stage.
Tommy thinks he could rush on
and play Richard the Third to such
an extent that the audience would rise
up and carry him out on their shout
ders.
Perhaps they would-dead.
Tommy thinks that with his voice
he could make Jean de Reszke's notes
look like bunch of bad money.
He's out to bet q couple of seven
dollar bills that he has Herbert Kelcey
famed to finish, and that when 1t
comes to comedy Francis Wilson and
jeff D'Angelis aren't visible on the
shell road.
He says that IL ever he can break
Into play with Mrs. Leslie Carter
he'll turn such warm pair Of goo
goo eyes on her that somebody will
have to get up and yell for the fire
department
But Tommy can't make good with
his shape
He's as broad across the bosom as
Col. Jack Carter.
In the love passages his embonpoint
would set him back about three feet
He can wear a full dress suit all
right, but after it's set he looks like a
load of new-mown hay
Tommy belongs to the Ancient and
Honorable Order of Tack Hammers
He always knocks in a lady-like
way, and his remarks don't register
once in ten.
He likes to go to theater and
squirt verbal settler water all over the
place.
His language is all fine and daisy,
but when he turns on the loud pedal
he sounds like dog locked up in the
barn.
He is one Of those dubs who thinks
he's missed his calling, and. no doubt.
his calling has been shaking hands
with itself ever since because he
missed the boat.
I've known Tommy for a long time,
so he feels free to read his dope to
me-
Every time a new book comes out
Tommy wants TO get 1t dramatized
and star in 1t.
. He. tried ITO get Janice Meredith"
but Frank Mckee cut across lots and
headed him off
Tommy had an idea that II the part
Of Washington crossing the Delaware
in Janice Meredith" could be fat
tened up with couple Of topical songs
and comedy bit. he'd be aces for the
road
He says that IL he had seen David
Harum" first he would have made
Billy Crane look like a plate Of cold
potatoes.
Tommy told me once that II he
could play the opposite part to Marie
Dressler the public would have to bite
its way into the theater.
He thinks he has Pete Daley down
with both shoulders on the carpet,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
BLAME COUNT WHITE.
Member OF Cabinet Criticises Strong
Man Of Muscovite Nation.

Member Of Cabinet critieises Strong
Man Of Musoovite Nation.
London.-The Daily Telegraph pub
lished an article written by a member
OF the Russian cabinet, in which It is
contended that 1t was the govern
ment's indecision and inaction In the
autumn Of 1904. when It would have
been easy to win over the loyal gem.
tsvo party to cooperation with the
government In its work of reform, that
sowed the seeds Of the present trouble
The delays consequent on this action
he says, led to the formation of an nj.
lance of the reform party and a group
OF terrorists and anarchists-a fatal
step, which 81 am convinced will strike
the Russian emancipation movement
barren for many long years to come,
and be fraught with unending calam.
tiles to the nation"
The writer proceeds to refer to the
great hopes raised by Count Whites
rall to power and the subsequent dis
appointment at his failure because OF
his vaclllation and inconsistency. He
complains that White, instead OF de
clarlng ruthless war against the revo
lutionary terrorist party, actually con.
lributed toward trying the Gordian
Knot between the modern opposition
party and the terrorists tighter than
Il was before.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
AN ANALYSIS OF UNCLE
SANS FOREIGN COMMERCE
Ferty-eioht Per Cent Of Imports Came
From Europe Last Year, and 81 Per
Cent Of the Exports Go in That
Direction.

Washington AN analysis of the
foreign co, 'e of the United
States cont n bulletin issued
by the depai Of commerce and
labor, says that in the fiscal year 1905
4S per cent OF the imports into the
United States was drawn from Eu.
rope, 30 per cent from North America.
10 per cent from South America, IL
per cent from Asia. or the exports
from the United States in the same
year, CT per cent were to Europe, II
per cent to Asia, per cent to Oceania
and per cent to Africa.
A comparison with the figures of
earlier yesrs shows gradual decline
in the share OF our imports supplied
by Europe and in the share which Eu.
rope takes of our exports. This regu-
lation is due largely to the enlarge
ment of our trade with the Orient.
The sections in which the exports
OF the United States make the least
are within the tropics!s
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
BIG CORPORATIONS FINED.
But the scapegoats for the Principals
Are to Be Sent to Prison.

But the seapegoats for the Principals
Are to Be Sent to Prison.
Kansas City.--In the United States
district court here Friday morning
Judge Mcpherson of Red Oak, Ia,
passed sentence upon the seven de-
PENDANTS recently convicted in this
court of making concessions and &C.
cepting rebates on shipments. Judg-
ments in the nature of fines were as
sessed as follows:
Swift & Co., $4,000.
Cudahy Packing company, $4,000.
The Armour Packing company,
$4,000
Nelson. Morris & Co., $4,000.
Chicago. Burlington Quincy rail-
way. $4,000.
George l.. Thomas Of New York was
hned $4,000 and sentenced to four
months in the penitentiary.
l.. b. Taggart Of New York was
fined $4,000 and sentenced to three
months In the penitentiary.
The fine of $4,000 assessed against
the aggregate amount OF the fines In
the seven cases totalling $4,000.
Appeals were filed in each case and
a stay of execution was granted until
June 20. The bonds ~ the case. Of
Thomas and Taggart were fixed at
$4,000 each. These two men appeared
in court personally. and upon being
sentenced promptly furnished the re-
quired bonds The bonds In the case
of the packing companies and the Bur
lington were fixed at $4,000 each.
Before sentence was passed In the
various cases. motions for new trials
were made by John G.. Cowan Of
Omaha and Frank Hagerman OF Kan.
sas City for the packers. and by Judge
o. NJ. Spencer OF St. Joseph upon be.
half Of the Burlington railroad and
Thomas and Taggart. All these mo
lions were overruled
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30

trunk there. This act will be very
funny II anyone laughs at it.
"The fourth act is a dramatization
OF the Pennsylvania railroad time
tables. You should cut quite a figure
in this act.
THE fifth act is at the bottom of a
well. You play the pump. You ought
to be great success II you handle 1t
with care
I'm the sixth act you play the races
with real money. You'll have to fur
nish it yourself. I'm only your man
ager-I'm not bank.
THE scene of the seventh act Is
laid on top Of mountain. You are
discovered standing on top of tho
mountain. Then somebody moves the
mountain.
I'm the eighth act you will appear
as The Pride Of Jennico, IL you don't
break your leg when you fall of the
mountain.
I'm the ninth act you play the hose.
II the audience hasn't gone home by
this time you'll have to 90 out and
give an imitation Of Edwin Booth. II
that doesn't send them home well call
for the police.
I'm sure you will like the play.
Your salary will be 5000 wholesome
weeks.
Call and see me at your earliest
convenience. Take the elevator. There
isn't anything else in the building to
offer you. Yours with love,
JOHN HENRY"
You'd think that would detain
Tommy temporarily, wouldn't you?
But 1t won't.
He'll forget It, and day after to-
morrow he'll flash the intelligence on
me that he has invented a strangle.
hold line of business that will put
Looey Harrison on the blink: and that
when 1t comes to low comedy he has
Dan McAvoy going over the hills and
away to the woodshed.
You know, when a guy like Tommy
once gets the worm In his noodle that
he's cut out for an actor you couldn't
coax 1t away with a mallet.
Copyright, by g. w. Dillingham; Col
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
PULAJANEs ON WARPATH.
Town on Island Of Leyte Ralded by
Warllke Natives.


Manila.-A Band Of 800 fufajanes
under Caesario Pastor attacked the
town of Burauen. on the island Of
Leyte. June 10. They killed five po-
licemen, wounded FIVE and captured
the remainder OF the force except the
lieutenant who was in command. Pas
tor, the Pulajane leader. was killed
during the encounter
The attack occurred at an early
hour in the morning. The police were
caught unawares, and their sentinel
was rushed from his post. The ban.
dts then entered the tribunal and a
hand-to-hand fight took place. The
police fought desperately, but were
overcome by superior numbers.
The loss of the Pulajanes is be-
lieved to have been great, but 1t can
not be estimated, as they carried on
their dead and wounded after the
tight.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
Niqht Cabinet Meeting.

Washington.-Wha amounted to n
cabinet meeting was held at the White
House Wednesday night There
were Ave members of the cabinet in
conference with the president, Secre-
tarles Root, Taft, Bonaparte and Cor
telyou and Attorney General Moody,
The occasion for the night meeting
was explained to be the consideration
OF public business. Beyond this and
the statement that nothing unusual
had happened, nothing WA made
public regarding the conference.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
CENTRISTS JOIN
IN THE CHORUS
All Parties United in Demand
Ing Resignation of the
Russian Cabinet.
olaIm That Present officials Can Do
Nothing for Publication Of coun-
try, and Should Be Replaced
by Another Cabinet.

st. Petersburg.-Th conservative
centrist party In the council of the EN-.
pire organized recently with the pur-
pose of attempting to supplant the Cor
smykin ministry by cabinet chosen
from the Octoberist, the Democratic
Reform and the Constitutional Demo
cratic parties, have Joined in the cho.
rus demanding the resignation of the
cabinet. M. Yermoloff, formerly minis
ter Of agriculture. has given out an in.
terview saying the present situation Is
impossible and that It is evident that
II the actual ministry can do nothing
for the pacification Of the country II
should be replaced by cabinet in
which the more moderate elements OF
parliament are given places. The sit.
uation, NJ. Yermoloff added, Is so tense
that any attempt of the administration
to array itself In open opposition to
parliament can result only in calamity
and disaster.
M. Yermoloff. who Is a shrewd poll
tician, has now nothing but honeyed
words for parliament, which, though
containing revolutionary elements, he
says, Is the true reflection of tho sen,
timent OF the country and evidently he
Is laying wires and working for action
between the majorities of the two
houses OF parliament under q respon.
sible ministry. He is thought to have
his eye on his old portfolio in such
cabinet,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-30
Woman Roasted to Death.

Los Angeles.-In the overturning Of
an automobile on Colorado street In
Pasadena, while It was being driven
sixty miles an hour and the subse-
quent explosion OF the engine and set
ting fire to the machine. Mrs. ]. j.
Cordori. 2S years Of age, the wife Of
James j. Cordo1. a local business
man. was pinioned down and roasted
to death and Jack Henderson, a Pas
adena chauffeur. was so badly burned
that he will probably die. Mrs. Ella
May Morris, an artist from Pueblo,
Colo, was also slightly burned and
bruised. Mr., Cordori, the husband Of
the dead woman, and c. White. who
were also In the automobile, escaped
practically uninjured.