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Who Was Who.
From the Pan Nah Gazette.

iToM the ran Nal Gazette
OF course, everybody-wEo ISN'T a mere
amateur at the business-has lived be-
fore. With no previous experience. one
wouldn't have the slightest chance Of Iiv-
ing now and making a living at H.
Bernard shaw, for instance, lived very
often before. He started as Adam, who.
it may be remembered. was vegetarian
not only with regard to diet. but also in
the matter of clothing Then shaw be-
came SOphocles and did we'll After that
he rested. In the fourteenth century he
was carrot and won prizes at It
Later he degenerated into Shakespeare. q
mere meat-eater It was t0ss-uD
whether he would be reincarnated as
Clement Shorter. But he lost. Next
Time he viii be SUDer-Shaw.
Lord N0Tthcliffo began as Napoleon.
Kerr HaTdie used 10 be Bodicea. Since
then he has, Of course. become more
patriotic.
Presumably. DR. Reich devoted many
years TO being Plato.
Savonarola is clearly still with US, as
Father Bernard Vaughan
Hall Game was never Shakespeare. or
T. anybody. else. If he is ever allowed
another chance, he viii probably be q
observation-disclosures OF Marie Co
Tclli
Beerbohm Tree was Carricll.
So was BouTchier.
! was Solomon and I liked II
Henry VII lives again III King Cleo
pold.
T. l. Smith has improved very much
since his Cicero days. and Paul RuDeas
appears 10 have forgotten his Wagner
period
N Bit is absurd to imagine that
SiegfTicd was ever Richardl
Absaiom is now Prof Sims, the hair
specialist.
The Kaiser learned a good deal as
AhasueTus. Frederick the Great Nelas.
quez, Dante, Columbus, Louis XIV. Mol
Here, G-eVge WasAlng,ea, and SIcthe~
Shipt0a.
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Not His Hour.

From the Pittsb,lrg Gazette.
a Chieagoan was praising the late Mar
shall Field
Mr. Field was a kindly man., he said
lie spoke i'll of no one. and when his
opinion was asked of a person. and 1t was
not favorable opinion, lie would express
IL in such gentle and quaint way that
its sting would be mostly lost
Once at dinner I praised the CONVEX
sational talent Of a man across the table
said 10 Mr. Field
DO you know him2
~ have met him. the other answered.
well, he is a clever chap ! said. He
can talk brilliantly for an hour at u
stretch
Then. when met him. said Mr..
Field. ii must have been the beginning or
the second hour.
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tubs filled with warm water. where YOU
scrub yourself and enjoy bath equal TO
any the majority Of the outside set get.
Get Clean Clothes.
After ;hig you get clean pair Of over
ais and a jumper. such as railroad men
wear take the towel you have used
and report 10 TIE "trusty.' who assigns
son TO, say. apartment s., Second tier
which is a small ballroom furnished
with a couple of comfortable iron
hunks. orc above the other. a tin
wash basin, q barred-sinistcr window. a
cACcola;e-colCred cement carpet, d pure
alaoastinc whitewash on the walls, and
in % corner near the pcek-a-boo iron door
is an iron safety deposit box for the
''ju5.' Here yO1 find your buddy" who
takes q quick inventory OF you and
lIconic3iiy asks, What they got Yer
ffrr' and You answer "Doin' nctlin'."
II You don't say this you are looked
noOG with suspicion. and the other mem
beers during walk rounds" tell you you re
10, ID their class.
Tie new arrivals AZ the jail get there In
tire 10 make their toilet. become ac-
GGai1ted with bud and bed down be
f"rc dinner. which Is served about 3
o.-i9ck IN the Afternoon The new mem
Ter usually does not have any appetite
" 1ich benefits buddy. who has ac-
eT.sod % healthy one, and gladly aPpr0-
pilates yopIs.
Dinner is announced. likewise break
fast. by The clashing Of several hundred
tiu pie plates. two OF which waiter soon
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Have you ever been pinched? Nol
Never been a member Of the Goat Club
Known at the District Jail?
! You can easily acquire membership.
fsoak your next best friend in the optic.
#refuse to 50 home when the cop kindly
Z advises you to-this Is sometimes classed
as incipisIt insanity-absent mindedly
walk of with any sum under fifty dollars.
or some small article belonging 10 an
absentee owner, or take lot OF crazy
water IS IA aid 20 science and a help to
"Old Borax's'' theory as to It's effect on
your carcass.
Having compiled with any one Of the
above mentioned requirements and been
assessed by a police judge. you. ard
some other goats. are herded in a Slated
room that reminds you Of a private wine
cellar, and remain there until the arrival
Of the Siberian. bullet-proof van. in which
you are ''toted" out to the club You are
paired with some other member, and for
fear you'u lose him YOU are hitched To-
gether with 4 pair Of gives.
All Carefully Searched.
On your arrival al the jan. after 4 few
prelim!naries you are turned over to the
guard. escorted 70 8 bench and told 10
take of your shoes, thus showing that
the club is Frat" You now disgorge
Your pockets-everything goes in the dis
Garland "sardy" carefully searches
your junk for "Cheesers" (the official
name for any sharp pointed Instrument.
poisOns. or dope. and your roll
Any Of these are taken from you. and
the balarce-letters. &c.-you are told %
put in your hat after the hatband has
been searched. Standing, your clothing
and shoes are carefully massaged by the
suard, and nothing being found but the
apparel you are taken 10 the steel cage
and turned over 10 the "trusty' clerk
inside, who takes your name for the tier
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lle passes the different cells. and his re-
fiuue carrying large box like j Sedan
chair pass you tin box containing the
banquet for that day.
All They Want tn Eat.
one eats as much as he can from the
pic plate. and then caches the balance foI
his supper or luncheon, as the plate,
spoon, and tin box men get very busy
collecting them in order to get their own
dinners While there are only two meals.
breakfast and dinner. and the fare plain
and ungarnishcd. it is wholesome and
abundant for the ordinary eater. Here
is the menu for the week the year round:
Monday Breakfast quart cf unsweeianed coffee.
Lalf leaf wheat bread. six or seven stCwed pUngs.
ono potato; dinner wheat OF corn bread. boiled
meat, potato, water
Tues5ay-Brcakfsst. bread. rice. molasses coffee:
dinner. bread, quart vegetable soup, boiled meat
Wclnesday-Brs bread. hash. potato. coffee.
dinner. bread meat. and cabbage.
Thursday Breakfast. same as Tuesday. dinner.
same.
Friday-Breakfast. bread. boiled maekerel. potato.
ulolasscs. coffee; dinner, bread, bean soup
Sauuday-BTcakfast. bread, hash, potato. coffee;
dinner. same Tuesday,
Sunday Breakfast, bread. hash. potato, coffee
dinner. bread meat cabbage potato.
This bin OF fare is only deviated from
when a guest is i'll, when the physician IN
charge orders that the patients diet in
clude toast. hot milk. rice, sweetened
coffee. sc.
The workers. those prisoners who are
drafted for work around the big building.
and the ones in the south wing awaiting
grand jury trials. receive coffee and a
sandwich at noon. In the event Of ser
ious illness. the tier man Immediately
reports the matter to the doctors mes
senger. who notifies him, and every at
tention is given the patient. If neces-
sary, he Is removed to the sick ward in
the building.
Doctors Look Them over.
The doctor looks over the daily batch
On their arrival and shortly after tho
hath they are yaech ated. It's a very
small percentage OF those who leave who
ere not in far better condition than when
they arrived The enforced confinement
and medical attention handed out to
'i2ummies" and Dope" victims is per
feet G0dserd to them. 1t beats the but
ton-holing-h treatment TO a FRAGILE.
Moral .suusion has 10 duck.
Ia the morning when YOU hear the night
guard unlock your gate III 6 O'Clock it's
getting up time. Then comes the hot
water man. who fls your tin basin.
After washing GENES the pie plate fan fan
and your breakfast. after which YOU get
q broom handed in and you sweep. Then.
q bucket OF s5apy water appears and a
scTUbbiag brush. and the cell floor is gone
oVeI and wiped " for the day. Then
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between Two Fires.

From i Ris0.
Young Beuanne had ut the same tine
Il sore throat and pains in his stomach
50 he went 10 the doctor. who said that he
must take something sweet tor ais throat
but he protested saying that it would b.
bad for his stomach. Ard, said the dos
tor. refusing TO lisen. Tor your stomach
you must take something strong
But protested once more The victim.
that viii be bad for my throat
"Dio MIC" exclaimed the doctor. out %
patience; ''yo0 are little too much De
eide instantly whether you prefeT sore
throat Or stomach trouble"
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characterization Punished.


papers.
characterization Punished.
II one gets zoo gay after p. n. or
rough-houses any Of his comrades or the
guard or tier man. he gets punished to fit
the crime. Sometimes he's kept locked in
his cell for week on bread and water,
or in a fragrant case is swung to the
gate" which means backing him up to
his cell door. passing his arms thro' the
bars and Handwriting his wrists outside
Talking is not allowed after 2. n. when
the lights go out in the tiers. but an coca
SIGNAL still whistle. the crow Of a rooster.
or the sGueal Of a pig IS heard. but If the
comedian Is caught he regrets Il.
The night guard makes a round Of his
wing every hour after S Water is car
ried around every half hour until 80 o.
N. In the evening blue-head matches are
distributed and the smokers soon learn the
trick Of splitting each match and getting
two lights from one.
Men who are confined for fifteen or
thirty days are seldom called upon to
work This is generally given the long
termers and the repeaters. Some OF the
regulars are 50 fascinated with the life OF
ease they live that when discharged
promptly return within twenty-four hours
10 resume their life of luxury and idle
ness They know a good thing and work
it Tor the limit Some OF them sell every
thing they possess down to their under
clothes. Tor they know they'll be clothed
from the bonnet 10 the brOgan.
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guards silver whis-
tie blows returns q
his habitat wonder
ing why SO many OF
his associates never
done muffin.
Should you desire
TO sew your raimeni
The cell inspector
gives you thread and
needle. which you
must return on de-
mand.
Tuesday the whites
battle. and e you
want any washing
done you hang Il In
---. 49, IL
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different services are
Tot only very I'm
pressive but novel.
and the rotunda is
always hHed BY the
visiting public.
Week days the rel
atiVes, and coca
sionally friends. are
permitted 10 visit the
prisoners from &c a
n. until , 2. m. Con
versations are held
through a steel
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All Carefully Searched.

.
register. asks YOU If
YOU have any conta-
gioUs disease, and
then huStles YOU
down 10 Fatty, the
sable custodian OF
the baths. There
your clothing silent
~ disappears, and
you approach one Of
the porcelain To- lined
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sunday Services for All.

Catholics can attend confession. which
Is held in one Of the cells Sunday morning
Sunday IS the banner day Three services
are held At 10 O'Clock the Catholic. at
2 a coloTed service. and az 4 the Episco-
palian- When the whistle blows for ser
vices some four hundred men hot-foot Il
for choir seats on the stalrs that lead
10 the different tiers \ hush falls upon
the just and unjust and the service begins.
The hymns are sung by a choir Of over
sJl voices. many OF which are, good The
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p s-es through the
door. In about ten
minutes SpooEey.
q "a b er waiter.
hands ia two spoons
L. be followed BY
another waiter with
water TO sc din
nCr. shortly follow
ed by the cell iuSpec-
ter announcing one
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Brought 10 RooI.

From the Boston Transcript
Green-Whats become of that fine Ii
braTy you used 70 have2
BTovn-Disposed of It Circumstances
alter bookcases, yeu know.
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comes thc walk around Of a half hour FOR
each tier, commencing with the fourth
and working down
During this spell one makes new and
strange acQaaintaDces. and when the
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Is gathered up and your cell number
marked on it with lndelible pencil. Wed
nesday is hair-cutting day. and the color-
ed commence bathing. and as they aver
age 81 per cent Of the inmates. they lap
ovsT into Thursday. You can get a shave
and d hair cut any style at the Jail Sat
urdays that part Of the tiers fronting the
rotunda is white-washed. and general
cleaning takes place for the Sunday serv-
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TYPES At The JAIL
White and Black Prisoners
Lead the Simple Life.
GUESTS OFTEN COME BACK

Easy so Get In, bat Hard 30 Get Out,
and Those Who stay Long Improve
in Physical COHditiOn-FRre Is
Wholesome, il Plain, and Every
thing Is CIean-The weekly Menu.
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from Birmingham. IN England. 81 over
The country. IL is the same. The learn
Ing of trade Is being made practically
impossible For a long time foreigners
held the best OF these for themselves or
Tor their children
Now If Mr. Fitzpatrick viii read In
dustTial Education" published by the Blu
rcau Of Statistics. when II had the di-
vision of consular reports under its
charge. he viii see what the Germans
have done in the way OF supplying just
what he thinks We should have And the
sequel 10 The industrial education is In
dustrial Germany" found in the same
volume which tells the marvellous story
Of Gcrmany's wonderful progress since
the system Of education referred 10. be
came a fact 1t is 50 brilliant that ] Of
ton refer 10 IL Is The romance Of indus
trial history. The story Of the empire 8
textile. blacksmith plumbers. and other
schools surpasses anything ia the record
Cd history OF recent educational efforts or
movements. The schoOlmaster helped TO
make the empire lie sat IN the saddle
With Won Moltke and Bismarck at Sadowa
and Sedan. he was behind Bismarck and
the krupps when the great gun makers
built the wonderful wharves and ship
yards, in which the merchant and fighting
Industrial. If not of commercial. Suprcm-
acy, from England. were built
Strength of Germany.
The Deutschland that eclpsed al pre-.
vIOus records. rode. after England had
passed a law requiring all foreign made
goods to bear the stamp OF the country
Of origins-into Southampton harbor with
the words. Made In Germany" in huge
letters, from stem 20 stern, and she was
made-all OF her, in the empire.
No schools on earth get so near 10
meeting nations needs as do the indus
trial. industrial art. technical. and COM
mercial schools of the German Empire
Our wonderful resources have made
much Ct our marvellous progress. possible
But for her schools. Germany would be
far behind US. England, and others she
has 10 buy cotton here, in Egypt. and
India. wool in Australia. South Africa.
and Argentina iron in Sweden and
Spain. a million tons Of coal a year. in
England. hides in all parts OF the world:
sill, IN the East and in ItaIy; copper here
and elsewhere These she makes Up into
marvellous textiles. tools. and machines.
and sends them on her homemade ships
10 all parts OF tie world. There is no his
tory Of trade or manufactures more fas-
chatting than Germany. and all that story
stands upon the empires wonderful.
schools J. &. MONAGHAN.
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All LAWYERS like 60 take a rest.
IKE most uf as. and still
The average lawyers haUpiest
When working with q viii
philadelphia Press
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TOWED BY DEVILFISH
Sixteen Boats Went Out to
Sea with Monster.
GIANT WEIGHED 1000 POUNDS

Army Surgeon Tells Of Exciting Ex-
pcricnces with an Immense Ray at
Tarpon, Tex.-HarpoOns and Rides
Used ina His Capture-Great Fish
Measures Over IL Feet Long.
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screen. and donations of any character
have to be made through the medium Of
the guard. Prisoners are permitted 10
buy tobacco. matches, fruit and the daily
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tubs filed with warm water. where YOU
scrub yourself and enjoy bath equal TO
any the majority Of the outside set get
Get Clean Clothes.
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Suits Me, Jedgs.

De passes the different cells. and his re-
tiuue. carrying "a large box Ike j Sedan
chair. pass you "a tin box containing the
banquet for that day
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or LOCAL
 III INTEREST
THE WEATHER.

LOeaI Daily Weather Report fer The
 Arizona Republican.
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Accumulated excess in temperature since January l, 50 degrees. Accumulated excess in rainfall since January l, O.40 inch.
 L. N. JESUNOFSKY,
 Section iDrector.
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each other in d political way and that
 the only way they can settle their diff ferences will be by arbitration. The
 county convention will be the arbitrat-
 ing board and it will differ from most
 boards of arbitration in a very ma
 terial way. Each of the beiligerents
 will be privileged to see as many mem
 bers of it as possible and do everything
 that can be honOrably done to preju-
 dice the judgment of the board in his
 favor. In today's primary it is not ex-
 pected there will be more than one ticket in any voting precinct. An early bulletin has been issued by one of the democratic managers in the Osborn district He says the ticket there will bear the names of R. H. Woolf. R. C. NIcKean. J. A. R Irvine and John Phelps and that it is perfectly proper to announce now that it will be elected by a unanimous vote.
 1 ARIZONA BANKERS ASSOCIA- TION-A meeting of the executive committee of the Arizona Bankers as sociation was held here yesterday for the purpose of naming the date of the next meeting of the association and outlining 4 program. To do the later ! a committee composed of C. J. Hall, J. | J. Sweeney and Lloyd B. Christy were named. The meetlnS VIII De held III 1 Phoenix on Friday, November 16. that date being during fair week Those
 who attended yesterdays meeting
 were: H. J. McClmg. president of the association. Morris Goldwater of Pres colt. secretary; H. B. Tenny. of Tue
 son; J. J. Sweeney and Lloyd B. i Christy of Phoenix. C. O. Robinson i cashier of the Arizona Central bank of l Flagstaff who is also member of the | executive committee was en route to | Phoenix. but at Iron Springs receiV- ed d telegram calling him back to his 1 home on account of the illness of a i member of his family. All indications Y point to a large attendance of the \ members of the association on the oc- II casion of their annual meeting.
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COyle and Aaron Goldberg. In the Sec ond ward the caucus ticket named was J. w. Crenshaw, John k. Norton. L. R. Kruger, Sylvan Gang. A. D. Leyhe. Hans Herlick. Neri Osborn, s. P. Hoe fer, F. C. Norris Theo. Haffner, T. J. Walker and John w. Ambrose
 FAIR WEEK-The Arizona Territor- ial Fair commissioners are making an effort to have fair week. November F to r. d general vacation period all over the territory. Everything so far points to a great fair. The exhibits will be greater in number and in value than at the previous fair and the heads of each department are hard at work ar ranging details. A great treat is in store for the lovers of racing. Some Of the fastest horses in the country have been secured and the races will be eX- sceptiOnally fast.
 THE FLOOD ESTATE-The estate of the late John Flood will aggregate considerably more than was expected at the time of his death. The appraise- ment of the stock in his store will amount to over $3OOO. which is twice as much as it was estimated at first. His total assets in this county will aggre- gate over S4OOO and it has been learned recently that there is on deposit to his i credit Tn the r dIHttIS anu Altl tlltillt9 bank of Los Angeles $245S.61. It is be- iieved that he has still other assets and ! the investigation of his affairs is being continued.
 OPPOSED TO JOINTURE-H B. | Tenny cashier of the Consolidated ] National bank of Tucson spent yester- day in Phoenix. coming here for the ! purpose of attending the meeting of the ! executive committee of the Arizona | Bankers association. MT. Tenny was | one of the joint statehood force successful in the republican primaries held in Tucson on Thursday He is
 also the chairman of the Pima county central committee. Every member of
 the Pima county delegation. he said.
 would be opposed to jointure and it
 was his opinion that a large delega-
 ton would be secured to attend the
 Bisbee convention.
 DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES - The democrats of this county will hold a
 primary election today to select dele
 gates to county convention to be held
 in Tempe, September l. for the purpose of selecting delegates to the territorial
 convention to be he'd in Bisbee. Sep
 tember 6. There is no contest on at
 today's primary so far as can be learned, for the only ultimate purpose
 of this preceding is to select a candi-
 date for delegate to congress, and his
 identity has been practically decided
 upon. Democrats seldom fight unless
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CAFE FIXTURES

CAFE FIXTURES for sale cheap; used about month. Small outfit, two special tables large 6-lid stove and reservoir, dishes. utensils, etc. Rear of Pure Food Depot, 21 South First Ave.
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Forecast for today: Fair.
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GONE SOUTH-Prof John W. Prout left on last nights train for Tucson though he may visit one or two other places en route.
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there are offices in sight and there is nothing available as the result of to- days proceedings so everything will be formal and perfunctory. But when the campaign for the county offices begins it will be altogether different There will be things doing all the time Carl Hayden and J. Elliott Walker who are now the best of friends. both admit that they will then be awful mad at