New-York tribune., 1906-04-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The following little anecdote halls from the High
lands; II Donald the gamekeepsr's boast
that he knew the full dc dossnation Of every aristo-
cratic guest at the castle, and. moreover" knew
how to address them your grace my lord
etc. Man." said one of his cronies hearing
him reel off list of titles. II wonder you mind all
these names Do you never make any mistake
whatever" "No" replied Donald with pride but
correcting himself. "at least. not often but this
week. man. 1 raaly think I did max mistake
You see, there an English clergyman staying
with us-a dean bishop. they call them. 1
went out to the shooting with him in the morning.
and as we went down the path 4 rabbit crossed it
and I just said to him. Shoot the deevil, your
holiness and. do you know. from the way ne
looked at me, somehow don't think I gave him
his right title"
sUBURBANTTE's BUSY TIME
The sqburbanite is looking DER his stock of garden
To buy Us % ton 10 of Seeds iSr that 6eaa0g9 R T
Where you've planted them. and never show up
When you get home from the office don't lOn in
To take rest from all day working hard,
But take your coat off quick and get your spade
And go get busy in the back yard.
Lay down your papers and your books and pine
Take up the shovel and the hoe p-p0
For there's lots more work in the garden out of
Which all good commuters want to grow.
OF course raise your own vegetables: it's mighty
You can n raise for just dollar nice dish you'd
At least a quarter for If bought in town
You can practise all the virtues of a martyr and
BY merely pushing the mower at early dawn
Ana & you can can get all exercise that's needed for
BY chasing neighbors' chickens off your lawn
SO a lay down % ny your ease and your comfort lay away
There's no more 1eece ann in r5ke r6 IA and hoe
When garden the commuter wants to grow
Baltimore American.
The original Spanish name Of the new stricken
city was Mission de los Dolores de Nuestro Padre
San Francisco de Asis.' just as Santa Fe's full
name. translated into English is .rhe True Citv
Of the Holy Faith of ST. Francis
Different.-"Why don't YOU clone with hero.
But. good gracious man! III YOU are perfectlv
any object to be attained bv our eioping cannot see
cant you? How VIII It be If l offer you half
OF what save on the wedding ?'-CIIouston Posi-
\ boaster related TO an admirIns crowd some
of his marvellous deeds Afterv-arJ srr,tIer
who knew him well remarked 20 "a. c-t.,,, .,,+
the boaster to his certain knowledge had never
done ths Things ne had claimed 10 have done And
why said the friend "diint YOU call him a uar
then ana there and let the crowd know just what
sort OF man he is" For the simple reason
answered the small man. that my nose is Of a
blamed sight more Importance 10 me than his rar
utation is to him
Her Observation-Disclosures vonr u,i,aq
Binks-My wife Is lost to sight. TO memory
Jinls-why, my dear fellow. never heard your
Binks-she isn't I'm paying her 500 a week all
mony-Life. N4i-
Kansas girl who said she had a baar,
like hotel. There room in it for all the bows
to-Date-I.ineoIns Dav oraror-Yes. NV
friends. Lincoln our greatest Presideny. started
Voice from the Crowd-Did he belong To the
unione-Psnnsylyani. Punch Bowl