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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08

One would think the Laxative idea
in a cough syrup should have been
advanced long before 1t was. 1t seems
and Colds would be to move the bow
els and clean the mucous membranes
of the throat and lungs at the same
time. Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar does this 1t is the original Lax
ative Cough Syrup, the best known
remedy for Coughs, Colds, Whooping
Cough, etc. Tastes good and harm
less. Sold by Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08

taCk Tue Nltdl organs, causing CdtaIrn OI
the bladder, or the kidneys themselves
break down and waste away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles almost always result
from arrangement of the kidneys and
a cure is obtained quickest by proper
treatment of the kidneys. fyou are feel
ing badly you can make no mistake by
taking DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the
great kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
1t corrects inability to hold urine and
scalding pair in passing it. and over
comes that unpleasant necessity of being
compelled to go often through the day,
and to get up many times during the
night. The mild and the extraordinary
effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized.
1t stands the highest for its wonderful
cures of the most distressing cases.
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and is
sold by all druggists in fifty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles. You may have a
sample bottle of this wonderful new dis
covery and book that tells all about it,
both sent free by mail. Address, DR.. Kill
mer & Co., Binghainton, N. Y. When
writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name, Swamp
Root, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root, and the
address, Binghamton, N. ", on every
bottle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08
Irying's Buchu Waters

are true remedy for all Kidney Dis
ease, from its most simple form-pain
in the back, to its worst and very dam
Perous ondition-Bright's Disease.
We mean It when we say they will
cure you and we would not say II II
we had not confidence in them, which
Is the direct result of our knowledge
Of their cures in cases that seemed al
most hopeless. Sold at soc a box by
Tallman & Co., 623 Main St. Pendle-
ton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08

Don't frown-look pleasant. If you
are suffering from indigestion or
sour stomach, take Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. Hon. Jake Moore, of Atlanta,
Ga, says: "I suffered more than 20
years with Indigestion. A friend rec
commended Kodol. 1t relieved me in
one day and I now enjoy better health
than for many years" Kodol digests
what you eat, relieves sour stomach,
gas on stomach, belching, etc. Sold by
Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08

by E. c. Dewitt & Co., Chicago. 1t is
the original. If you have used Witch
Hazel Salve without being relieved 1t
is probable that you got hold of one
of the many worthless counterfeits
that are sold on the reputation of the
genuine DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
Sold by Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08
Dates of Wool Sales.

The following wool sale dates for
Oregon have been fixed by the Oregon
Woolgrowers' association:
Pendleton-May 22, 23, 80 and 80.
Heppner-May "a, 25; June Z, s,
81 and 90.
Condon-May 81 and June 1, 81
and 2S.
Shaniko-June 5, 6, 10 and 20, and
July 10 and IL.
Baker City-June 25, 2e; July IL
and 13.
Elgin- July 13.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08
All Leading Grocers
Sell Cleveland's Baking Powder.

The largest gas plant in the world
is to be erected in the southwestern
part of Chicago. Its initial cost will
be $10,000,000, and its capacity will
be 100000 cubic feet daily.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08
For Sale.

One registered short-horn bull,
about 1e months old. Also few good
mich cows. A bargain IL taken in
the next two weeks.
JACK MCCARTHY,
Pendleton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08

Henry L. Whitbeck, a Buffalo, N.
Y, dentist, beat his wife's brains out
with a hammer and then shot and
killed himself. Whitbeck was un-
onestionably insane.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08

Wapato, Wash, has a new state
bank that opens for business March
Is. Alex McCredy is president, and
Harry Jones, cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08

deaths are caused
by it-heart dis
ease, pneumonia,
heart failure or
apoplexy are often
the result of kid
ney disease. If
kidney trouble is
allowedtoadvance
the hekidney-poison-
ed blood will at
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-03-08
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.

There is disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because so decep-
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
COOL HOMEMADE DRINKS
Iced Coffee and Tea Nectar Refresh
ing, as Also Strawberry and
Angel Frappes.

Iced Coffee.-Make two pintS of
good, strong coffee, and clear it with
the beaten white and shell of an egg.
Strain, sweeten and let it get cold.
Add the juice of one lemon and set the
mixture in ice for an hour. Serve in
cups or claret glasses with a little
WHIPPED cream on top.
Tea Nectar. Draw one and a half
pints OF strong tea for three minutes
and pour off into a bowl. Sweeten to
taste with sugar, the juice of lemon
and wineglassful of brandy. Ice
for an hour. decorate with thin slices
of lemon cut in quarters and serve in
small glasses.
Strawberry Frappe.-For one quart
Of ripe berries use four lemons three
cupfuls Of sugar and three pints OF
water. Crush the berries with the
sugar, and let them stand an hour be-
fore adding the juice of the lemons
and the water. Mix well, pour into a
freezer and stir for Is or 20 minutes.
serve in glasses with or without whip
PED cream on top.
Melon Sherbet.--Boil one pint of
water with half pound OF sugar for
20 minutes, then stir in a little CELIA
tin melted in cold water. Add the
strained juice of two lemons, half a
pint of melon juice and then the beaten
whites of two eggs. Whisk all togeth-
er and partially freeze
Angel Frappe.-Dip half a pound OF
lump sugar in the strained juice OF
some white currants and boil them to
the thread" point Beat the whites
Of two eggs till stiff, then pour on the
sugar and continue beating. Whip a
pint Of double cream, add a quarter Of
pint of currant juice, mix all quick,
ly together and freeze without stir.
ring until nearly solid Serve in tall
glasses with a few white currants in
the bottom of each
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
The Rules Of Golf.

An Irishman was walking along by
a golf link and was suddenly struck
between the shoulders by golf ball.
The player hurried up, saying: Are
You hurt? Why didn't you get out of
the way?"
And why should | get out of the
way?" asked Pat. How did | know
there were murderers around here?"
But | called FORE" said the play
or, and when | say fore, that is a
signal for you to get out of the way"
"Oh, 1t is, is it? Well, then, whin
| say 'foive' it is a sign you're going
to get hit on the nose. 'Foive!'"
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Most Women Are Busy
Making Men Comfortable
The Busy Woman Continually Doing 7rifling Things
That Seem to Count for Nothing The Art of Maxi
ing the Home Pleasant for Some One.
BY MARGARET e. SANGsTER.

Or list the simple prayers to God ascend.
ing,
Ere slumber veil them in it's soft eclipse
wonder, do you dream that seraphs love
you,
And sometimes smooth the pathway for
your feet;
Ihat oft their slvery pintons f,oat above
YOU,
When life is tangled and its crossroads
meet?
SO wan and tired, the whole long day sc
To laugh or weep, at times, you hardly
know;
90 many trities make the poor brain dizzy
80 many errands call you to and fro
small garments stitching, weaving fairy
stories,
And binding wounds and bearing little
cares,
your hours pass; UNDECIDED all the glories
VI that great world beyond your nursery
stairs.
Many women are intensely busy In
various phases of altruistic effort
now unselfiSh and heroic are the
women who have taken the VOWS OF
some gentle sisterhood and consecrat-
ed themselves to works of Christian
charlty. We never see a woman in
the uniform and garb Of a deaconess
or nun without understanding that
she mas renounced the greater part
OF all that makes womans hopes and
ambitions, that she may devote her.
self to the relief Of suffering and the
consolation of grief.
There are women who minister to
those incurably i'll Of cancer and con.
sumption to which are added the
stlngs and pangs of want. There are
BUSY women not few who give con.
slant donations Of time and labor to
church work, to hospitals, guilds and
associations Of every degree. What
would the world do without them?
Nothing has here been said of the
vast realm appropriated to itself by
that modern force, the womans
club. Here women are if not pre-.
clsely rushed, yet so breathlessly busy
that some of them have nervous ex.
haustion and require periodical trips
to Europe to freshen them for another
campaign. The woman's club is the
sphere not so much of girlhood as of
maturity, and it has aptly been styled
the postgraduate school of the mid.
dle-aged."
In all this no allusion has been
made to the million women who are
busy in this land precisely as men
are in earning their daily bread.
They accept the hours, the condi-
tions, the environments of men in
cannot be said that they receive the
same emoluments. The average pay
of the woman toiler is less than the
average pay of the man toiler Not
withstanding this, her work compares
favOrably with his, she has as much
conscience, as much diligence and as
much dizziness as he, and she begins
as early and stays as late at her
place of toll. Then, when she goes
home she cooks, she sews, she scrubs
she mends, she washes and irons, she
plays the piano, she entertains hel
friends, and she does any one Of a
dozen things that fall to her lot be,
cause she is a woman. She is the
busiest woman of all and not the
least to be envied, for she is common
ly independent and happy.
(COpyright 1906 by JOSeph Il Rowles
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
Autos to Match Hair.

The New York girls latest idea in
automobiles is to have hers painted
to match or to set off her hair.
A superb car that focused all eyes
on Fifth avenue a few days ago was
painted rich mahogany brown, and
the chief occupant of the tOnneau was
young woman with a mass Of red
hair, of a shade that Illuminated the
avenue. She was dressed in brown,
the chauffeur wore a brown uniform,
and by the lady's side sat a superb
Boston bull terrier, done in shining
shades of brown.
"Obviously," said an observant
bachelor, scarlet or green could not
be so well carried out. but yellow
might be-"
Yes" gasped his companion, with
a yellow pup"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
AN OLD TIMER.
Has Had Experiences.

A woman who has used Postum
Food Coffee since it came upon the
market s years ago knows from ex-
perience the necessity of using Pos
tum in place of coffee if one values
health and steady brain.
She says: AT the time Postum was
first put on the market | was suffer
ing from nervous dyspepsia and my
physician had repeatedly told me not
to use tea or coffee. Finally l de-
cided to take his advice and try
Postum, and got a sample and had it
carefully prepared, finding it deli
cious to the taste. So | continued
its use and very soon its beneficial eff
fects convinced me of it's value, for
l got well of my nervousness and dys-
pepsia.
My husband had been drinking cof-
fee all his life until it had affected
his nerves terribly. | persuaded him
to shift to Postum and it was easy to
get him to make the change for the
Postum is delicious. 1t certainly
worked wonders for him.
VIC oooh IlioI ooluuu uoCS
not exhilarate or depress and does not
stimulate, but steadily and honestly
strengthens the nerves and the stom-
ach. To make long story short our
entire family have now used Postum
for eight years with completely sat
isfying results, as shown in our fine
condition of health and we have no
ticed rather unexpected improve
ment in brain and nerve power"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Increased brain and nerve power al
ways follow the use of Postum in
place of coffee, sometimes in very
marked manner.
Look in pkgs. for "The Road to
MELVILLE"
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What Scared Her.

Alvah Whittier, a few years since,
was the manager of the c. c. Morse
& Son auction house at Haverhill.
One afternoon while appraising lot
of furniture for a woman her little
girl, four or five years of age, was
rather noisy, and irritated Mr.. Whit
tier. He finally said to her: my lit.
tie girl, what does your mother do to
punish you when you are naughty
The little girl turned to her mother
and said:
Mother, take out your upper and
lower teeth and show Mr.. Whittier
how you scare me when | am bad
girl"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
BIG NEW SHOE BUILDING.
II Is Dedicated by the w. L. Douglas
Co. ut Brockton.

Co. At Brockton.
The dedication short time ago OF
the new administration and jobbing
house building erected by the w. l..
Douglas Shoe Co. as part OF its NAM
was marked by the thoroughness and
attention to detail characteristic Of the
firm in all it's undertakings.
The dedicatory program included
open house from II a. m. to 8 p. m.
with concert by the Mace Gay orches-
ira and the presence of a Boston
caterer to attend to the wishes OF all.
The building itself afforded a feast
for the eye, especially the offices,
which are marvels in many ways.
Fifteen thousand invitations were sent
out, including over II 900 to the re-
tail dealers in the United States who
handle the W. L. Douglas Co. shoes,
the others going to shoe manufacture
ers and all allied industries in Brock
ton and vicinity. Mr.. Douglas will be
glad to have anybody who is interest
ed call and inspect the new plant, and
says 1.-The latch string is always out.
All departments of the plant were
open for inspection, the three factories
as well as the new building, and Wis
itors were received and escorted
through the Industrial maze by eX-
Gov. Douglas, assisted by the heads
of the various departments.
Under the present system all shoes
are manufactured to order and Gus
toners sometimes lose sales waiting
for shoes to arrive. With the new
jobbing house they will be enabled to
have their hurry orders shipped the
same day they are received
The new building is go feet long
and GO feet wide and two stories in
height. The jobbing department will
Offices will occupy the second floor
The jobbing department will carry
complete stock of mems, boys, youths &,
misses and children's shoes, slippers,
rubbers and findings equal to any job
bling house in the country. Buyers are
especially invited to come here to
trade, and every effort possible will, be
made to suit their convenience. There
will be a finely appointed sample room
on the second floor, with an Office in
which both telephone and telegraph
will be installed, with operators, both
Western Union and Postal Telegraph
wires to be used. There will also be
arrangements for the receipt and des-
patch of mail.
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SORES ON HANDS.
Suffered for Long Time Without Re-
ief-Doctor Was Afraid to Touch
Them-Cured by Cuticura.

Them-Cured by Cuticura.
For a long time | suffered with
sores on the hands which were itch
Ing, painful and disagreeable. ! had
three doctors, and derived no benefit
from any of them. One doctor said
he was afraid to touch my hands, so
you must know how bad they were;
another said | never could be cured;
and the third said the sores We're
caused by the dipping of my hands
in water in the dye-house where |
work. | saw in the papers about the
wonderful cures of the Cuticura Rene
dies and procured some of the Cuti-
cura Soap and CutiCura Ointment In
three days after the application of the
Cuticura Ointment my hands began
to peel and were better. The sore.
ness disappeared, and they are now
smooth and Clean, and ] am still
working in the dye-house. Mrs. A. f.
Maurer, 2340 State St, Chicago, ILL.,,
July !. 1905"
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will interest the thou
sands of veterans
who came back from
the Civil War suffer-
ing tortures with kid
ney complaint. Capt.
Ely says: "Icontracted
kidney trouble dur.
ing the Civil War,
and the occasional
attacks finally de-
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
Fall Was Suffice Mt.

One day, when Pat and Mike were
out hunting they shot at almost any
living creature in sight. Toward
evening, as they were returning to the
camp with nothing but a small amount
of ammunition, Pat was telling how
foolish they had been to use all that
ammunition and get nothing in re-
turn.
Just then two birds flew by, and
Mike took aim and killed one, which
fell at Pats feet.
On picking it up Pat discovered its
neck was broken. and, turning to
Mike, he exclaimed: Sure, Mike,
why did you use that shot? Why, the
fall would have killed the bird"
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Could Take a Joke.

The other day benevolent old gen.
tleman was stopped in the Harrington
road by tramp, who asked for a
nights lodging.
We'll, look here, my man." the old
gentleman said, what would you say
If | offered you work."
BLESS yer life sir" came the re-
ply, II wouldn't mind it a bit; | can
take joke same as most people.
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veloped into chronic case. At one
time | had to use crutch and cane
to get about. My back was lame and
weak, and besides the aching, there
was a distressing retention Of the
kidney secretions. was in bad
way when began using Doan's Kid
ney Pills in 1901. but the remedy
cured me, and | have been well ever
since"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box,
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, n. y.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
The Worlds Way.

"Who is the man on the hilltop?'
That's the fellow who climbed to
fame and fortune"
"And who are the fellows at the foot
of the hill?"
Friends of waiting to see how
undignited he'll look when he rolls
down"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
The Websters.

A member of the Nebraska legisla-
ture was making a speech on some
momentous question, and in conclud-
ing said:
"In the words of Daniel Webster,
who wrote the dictionary. Give me
liberty or give me DEATH"
One of the colleagues pulled at his
coat and whispered: Daniel Web
ster did not write the dictionary; it
was Noah"
Noah. nothing!" replied the speak
er. Noah built the ark"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
Her Reason.

"Why don't you demand $4,000 in
stead Of $4,000" said the lawyer.
"Oh, because" explained the lady
of the breach of promise suit. Then
he might change his mind and want
to marry me"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
The Judicial Child.

Mamma" asked the little boy,
trembling while the thunder storm
was in progress, does the lightning
really strike people?"
Sometimes dear"
And does it kill them?"
yes, dear
Then why don't they have the ~
mighty arrested ?'-Judge.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
The Wise Physician.

do you always eat what your doc
tor advises you to eat?"
Always. But have a growing sus-
picion."
whats that?"
Il believe he advises me not TO eat
the things he really wants me to eat"
Cleveland Plaindealer.
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Thouoht Thew Were Wanted.

$50 the millionaires gave a masked
ball? Was 1t SUGGEST"
mo, but it would have been sue
cess save for Percy Lavender"
What did he do?"
Why, he went disguised as proc
ess server and all Of the millionaires
jumped out of the windows"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
Modish Shirt Waist
of Light Weight Wool
Tie and Waistband of Color of Spot
in Material.

This blouse is of spotted challis; II
is made with a pointed yoke in front
and is trimmed over the shoulders
with wide straps stitched at each
edge, and each ornamented with three
buttons. The bishop sleeves are gath
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16
PAT EMIT S.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, oil Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi; John H..
Anderson, st. Paul, Mimi, vehicle
body; Hans A. Arvig, Pine River,
Mimi. Dreaming can; Albert Asper,
Hudson, S. D., wire.reel; Lars Even
sen, Renviile, Mimi, vehicle coupling:
Charles Hockin, Minot, n. d., horse
rake; Frank La Bare, Owatonna,
Mimi, seeder and drill Reason &C.
Livingston, Spring Valley, Mimi, gaff-
hook.
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Quite a Convenience,

For the summer girl who is fon6
of a plunge at the bathing beaches
there is a neat little receptacle OF
sale in the shops for carrying her
bathing suit.
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To Wash velveteen.

Velvetecn may be washed by shaking it
about in warm Ivory Soap suds; then
rinse thoroughly and let it drip dry. On
no account squeeze or wiring 1t. lie care
full to hang it straight on the line, for
otherwise it will be crooked when dry.
ELEANOR K. PARKER.
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A Hair Tonic.

Tincture of cantharides. I ounce
spirits of rosemary, IN ounces
glycerin, IN ounces; aromatic vim
egar. IN ounces; rose water,
ounces.
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HERITAGE OF civil, WAR,

Thousands Of Soldiers Contracted
Chronic Kidney Trouble While In
the Service.
The experience Of Capt. John L. Ely,
II Co. +, 18th Ohio, now living at 500
East Second street, Newton, Kansas,
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Without Prejudice.

DO you believe the horrible accu-
sation that has been made against
Senator Snide?"
Sure | do. What is it?"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16

There's many man who never
prays for rain until his neighbor has
his hay cut.
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All creameries use butter color. Why
not do as they do-use JUNE TINT
BUTTER COLOR.
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Polka Dots Very Stylish.

cred into very deep cuffs stitched al
each edge. The tie and waistband are
of silk of the color of the spot in the
material.
Materials required: Three and one
half yards 2S inches wide, six buttons
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Washing Bamboo.

Bamboo is improved by an occasion.
al wash with cold water, but should
be thoroughly dried afterwards.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-08-16

The man who goes out to buy relig-
ion never gets anything but the gold
brick variety.
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Even when some people lend hand
they make a poor fist of it.
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To Keen Silver BRIGHT

An easy way to keep the silver
bright h to immense in sour milk for
Q Tina Wash and polish.