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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

"what interested me most In my
travels" said Henpeck, "was the
mummy of queen saw In Egypt"
Wonderful, eh ?" asked his friend.
"Yes, it's wonderful how they could
make = woman dry up and stay that
way."-Bunalo Commercial.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

Mrs. Frank Ward, of Chicago, and
Mrs. Will Foust, of Dayton, who had
been the guests of their brother, Lon
Wright, returned to their respective
homes Yesterday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

"FrIends sad Uncle Eben, "is a
god deal Ike mushrooms ,,It's often
hard to tell de difference between de
good oues and DE- bad oues until it's
ever'astiLly 100 ate."-washington
Star
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

Drs. Beam, Larkin, Glenn, McCon-
nauehey ana Nelson went to Green
6eld Wednesday to attend meeting
of the Highland County Medical
Association.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

Llttle Ro''o-Pop, wbst is an up
right piano ?
Pop-O Que that plays only sacrsd
music, my sou.--Womsp's Home
Compsniou.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

Prof. Nelson Thomas will preach at
the First Baptist church Sunday morn
ing at the usual hour. A full attend
ance of the membership is requested.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

II has caused more laughs and dried
more tears, wiped away diseases and
driven away more fears than any
other medicine In the world. Hollis-
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea. IS cents,
Tea or Tablets.
GARREyT a AYREs.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

We'll, does it really pay to be
famous, after all? The Review of
Reviews for July prints portrait
labeled Senator John B. Foraker, of
Ohm
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

Adjt. Gen. o. a. Hughes returned to
Columbus Monday evening, after
supervising threshing operations on
his Marshall township farm.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

whats the difference between
vision and slght?"
"see those two girls across the
stSeet ?"
"Yes."
swell, the pretty one I would call .
vision Of loveliness, but the other one
she's . sight. "--Cleveland Plain
Dsaler.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12
entered at Postoffice Hillsboro, Ohio
as second class matter.

Cut the weeds-not only in front of
your premises but in the back yard
and in the alley as veil.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

Patience--You cay they live like
cat and dog
Patrlce-Yes; when she acts hit.
tsuish ~ sE0ula =Yenkers States
man.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-12

A little love, a little wealth
A little home for you and me;
It's all ask except good health,
Which comes with Rocky Mountain
Tea. GARRETT & AYREs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

even to the personal cleanliness of the
barber himself. The following rules
have recently been promulgated by the
government of a large German city:
The cutoff hair must at once be re
moved; the floor of the shop must he
washed at least twice per week: cold
and hot running water must be sup
piled, and the barber must wash his
hands with warm water before attend
ing To Il customer No cretOnne or
carpets are permitted in barber shops.
The head rest must be covered for
each customer with a fresh napkin of
paper or linen. The employees must
wear clean, long upper garments of
light color. without pockets. The soap
used must be in form of powder or
small tablets.
The lather from raZors mast Ice re-
moved by means of paper. Instead of
SpOnCeS pieces of wooden cloth or
napkins have To he used Alum or
magnesia can only be used. kept i'm
powder box. The bowls and shaving
brushes must be cleaned each time
after having been used. Nobody is
allowed To be- shaved suffering from
visible skin disease. unless the pro
prietOr Of the barber shop is con
WINGED that it. is not contagious.
SpouCes, powder pums magnesia ana
styptics in luUps. and revolving
brushes are Prohibited. Scissors,
brushes, ana combs. as well rs the
hair-cutting machines ana razors.
must be cleaned with ammonia or
soda and au anusCptic solution.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

try of his birth. Denmark. under the
dominion OF which Norway remained
for four hundred years. Six other
Haakons have ruled Norway in years
past when the Norsemen were free.
The first thing King Haakon will be
expected to do is to develop Nor.
wegian shipping and maritime trade.
Inc Under that started the quarrel be-
tween Norway and Sweden was a de-
mand Tor separate consular service.
Now she will have her own consuls.
Free 70 act independently of Swe-
den, Norway will now have a chance
10 stride forward, making, it is be-
heYed, lar greater progress than her
nelghbor. The people of the United
states can testify TO the admirable at.
tributes OF such Norwegians as come
10 our shores and make their homes
with us; they are industrious and
make the best OF citizens. It is I'M
derstood TO be the aim Of the new
hlng TO try to keep as many Of this
Industrious class at home Offering
them inducements in the way Of estab-
lshing new industries. In a short time
he hopes by this method to cause a
wave of prosperity to sweep over the
entire kingdom.
DR.. Fridtjof hansen, the famous Arc
tic explorer. was largely responsible
Tor the movement that caused Norway
to seek King in the person of Prince
Charles of Denmark. Many Americans
had hoped that the new King would
select DR.. hansen as Norway's first
minister to the United States. but it
seems that he has been chosen to rep
resent Norway at the London court.
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MOI q Lanehinc NntLcr.

a pompous. plethorc Euglishman
was ascending the front steps of one
OF our sky-s crapcrs. when husuiug.
cowboy style of a young man. rushed
past him. giving him q vigorous Slap
upon that part OF his anatomy which
"a very tight pair of corduroy pants
made especially conspicuous. Looking
back. The young man. much 10 his EN-.
harrassmeut perceived the English
man was AN entire stranger.
II beg your pardon. my dear sir"
ne said Il thought you were Haw.
Hns."
The Englishman Strengthened him
self. and with a most disgfsted ex.
preston cried out. who the q is
'Awkins? 'Awkns may like that sort
Of a thing bat Iii don't"
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COGHLAN NE4RING LIMIT.
'hoch der Kaiser" Rear Admiral Has
Unlocked for CeIcbration-Re-
tires Next Year.

One of the most troubled men in
Uncle Sans Navy, on certain Satur,
day last month was Rear Admiral
Coghlan, commandant of the New
York Navy Yard. He discovered it
was his sixty-frst birthday.
According to all accounts the ad.
miral did not, or would not, know his
age. His headquarters In the old
frame building at the yard was fra
grant when he walked upstairs yester-
day morning. Sixty-one American
Beauty roses were on his desk. At the
entrance the admiral halted.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

side of them under precisely the same
conditions. wherever the laws have been
so enforced as to give the'settler reason
built up the country, and brought about
more complete development and larger
prosperity than where lAnd monopoly
lizing the best tracts. whether OF Timber
or asricuIturA land. Tnere, has. been
some cutlery agaInst this .ccohdition
cant II IS TO be explained by the energy,
shrewdness, and influence OF the men TO
whom the continuation f-the present con-
dltion is desirable.
made as to how a number OF estates,
selected haphazard, have been acquired.
Almost without exception collision or
evasion of the letter and spirit OF the
sari1y To be Inferred that the present
owners OF these estates were dishonest.
but the fact remains that their holdings
were acquired or consolidated by uractfres
which can not bc defended.
The disastrous effect of this system upon
the Wel-belng OF the nation as a whole
requires little comment. Under the present
conditions, speaking broadly the large
estate usually remains in "A low condition
OF cultivation, whereas under actual
settlement by individual home makers
the same lInd would have supported many
families in comfort and would have
yielded far greater returns Agriculture
IS pursuit OF which il may be serted /
absolutely that ~ rarely reaches frs best /
development under any concentrated form |
There exists and Is spreading I'm the |
which not ~ rep %r rei8tiveiy lo@
Industrial development. but whose further !
extensions carries with II a most serious !
threat. Politically. socially and economic |
ally this system is ind, fausible. Had the !
land laws been effective and effectually
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enforced its growth would have been i'm
possible.
1t is often asserted in defense of large
holdings that. through the operation OF
enlightened Selfshness, the land so held
viii eventually be put To It's best use.
whatever theoretical considerations may
support this statement, i'm practice it is
almost universally untrue. Hired labor
on the farm can not compete with the
man who owns and works his land. and II
II could the owners OF large tracts rarely
nave the capital to develop them eff
fectively.
Although there Is n tendency TO sub
divide large holdings in the long run. yet
the desire for such holdings is so strong
and the belief in their rapid increase I'm
value so controlling and so widespread
that the speculative motive governs and
men go TO extremes before they will SUBJ
divide lands which they themselves are
not able to utilize.
The fundamental fact that characterizes
the present situation is this: That the
number Of patents issued IS increasing
out OF all proportion to the number OF
new homes
Respectfully submitted.
w. A. RICHARDS
T.. II. NEWELL.
CLIFFORD PINCHOT
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

Corporal, why those flower3?"
Congratulations, Admiral" Captain
Cronin bust out, stalking into the
house, and many more to you"
Many more WHAT" asked Admiral
Coghlan, looking worried.
Birthdays, sir said the captain.
Isn't this your sixty-frst?"
Admiral Coghlan looked for his
chair.
Good Lord he calculated. am l
as old as that"
All day the congratulations poured
in. There was tinge of sadness in
them, because one year more and
Rear Admiral Coghlan will be retired
according TO the naval regulations He
insists that be is in no need of the
official chloroform and is good for and
anxious for many years of active serv-
ice.
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three OF 0ontlomanly appearance I'm
excellent health and of a very easy.
going. liberal turn " mind. He is by
nature well fitted 20 rule over the stub.
born NOrsemcn who do not mind the
harness so long as they do not feel
the whip He is a typical sailor. and
this fact.a alone viii make him popular
90 Norway Another circumstance in
favor Of King Charles or King Taakon
VII, as he will be styled, is that ae
understands the language Of the Nor
wegian people; their traditions and
history arc part Of those Of the coun.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03
The Making OfEYcnIs.

Some men are hammers. and they fall
With swift relentless shock
This life for them is. after all,
one grand persistent knock
And some are anvils standing there
In undismayed repOsc
Firm placed and solid they must bear
The impact OF the blows.
The hammer has it's work 10 do.
The anvil may not yield
IN opposiu0n or wiki the two
The world IS work is revealed
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

"The ballot and the bullet 20 TO-.
gcther.' Horace Greeley once said to
Susan Anthony You women say
you want to vote; are you prepared
TO fight, too?"
yes. Mr.. Greeley" answered Miss
Anthony, eve are prepared to fight
exactly as you have always fought
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Grcat SnrgicaI FenL.

CDR. SplintOn is the most expert
enced surgeon in town. Why there's
no kind of a fracture he can't set, and
set with satisfactory results"
us that so?" said the man with the
steely blue eye. II wonder if he would
be any good at setting a broken egg."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

The most expensive tea is known as
gold tip 1t is worth from forty TO
fifty dollars a pound. On every tea
bush grow four or i've little gold tips.
Great care is taken in gathering and
preserving them. 4 plantation Of
three or four thousand acres will
yield only few pounds VI gold tip"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03
DISI.NFECTED BARRIERS.

Our German cousins have gone far
ahead Of US in hygienic requirements
with reference to barber shops, ac-
cording to ul-General Guenther,
of Frankfort.
The municipal restrictions apply not
only to the utensils and cosmetics, but
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

Tho longest lane had "a turning,
To is part Of uaturc's plan
And the river wide we lag beside
u.s. crossed by "a single span.
The longest night has a morning:
The sun never fails 20 rise
And the mountains Of doubt we worry
about
Are stepping stones to the skies.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

Detailed study ~ the practical operation
Of the present land laws. particularly OF
the desort-iaud act and the communication
clause Of the homoHtHad act. shows flat
about land monopoly rather than 90 mul-
tiply small holdings by actual settlers
The land laws decisions. and practices
have become so implicated that the sot-
tier is az marked disadvantage in COM
parisOn with the shrewd busiusss man
who aims to acquire large pfopcrtice
Not infrequcntly their effect DE- 90 put
premium on perjury and dishOuest
methods in the acquisition Of land. il is
apparent. IN consequence. that In very
many localities. and perhaps in general
a larger proportion Of the public land is
passing into the hands Of spectators and
corpora tons than into those Of actual
settlers who are making homes.
This IS not due TO the character Of the
land In an parts OF the United States
known % your Commission where such
large holdings are being acquired the
genuine nomesteader Is prospecting along
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Iras M RcDeaLer.

a young Irishman. who had married
Wnon but nineteen complained of the
difficulties of married life and swore
he'd never marry so young again il he
lived 20 be the age of Methuselah.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03

bations made for the commission of
rrazing systems of the State of Texas
state OF Wyoming. the Union and
brthern Pacific railroads, and of the
Tan office in the case OF permits to
krnen Tor the use of Indian lands suit.
de for grazing. and of the grazing con-
Mons throughout the West. map has
I'M prepared showing the general loca-
IN and area-of the summer, winter ana
kar-long ranges, and the sections which
RE largely depeLdent upon a temporary
hter supply for their utilization in graz
.hg. and those where there has been cx-
)ensiye development by wells and wind
mills. We believe that this map Will be
Iound exceedingly valuable and interest
III the sconsideration OF all grazing
sopiemsx AnQ Il IS therefore submitted in
THIRD: Upon the results OF a meeting
; - 1er with the commission by
. 2clivSr e8xIx ~ august. 1901. which was
. ss1oed [tne secretary of Agriculture
NJ py tap<4eentative stockmen from all
-; =; 49, 3<land States and Territories.
or the stockmen present was
nimous i'm favor of some action
4rt OF the government which
k9V1<3x<SNe the range user some right of
10Eko{spy which the range can bc kept
hi (. INSTRUCTION. by overcrOw5ius and the
ANsies over range right can be
musNiy eliminated, the only qucs-
eneral ts as to the most sttisfactory
ktbis . by which such right may be OBJ
Fourth. Upon 100 answers received to
Hcircular letter addressed to stockmcn
1ug,hho1t the Nest These answers
sturing value of the ranges has deterI-
kfsed ana the carrying capacity of the
as mas greatly diminished; that the
sem CONDITION OF affairs is unsa tisfac-
that the adoption OF n new system OF
tiaBenent would insure a bette and
permanent use OF the grazing lands:
certain Improvement in range con-
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-03
THE NEW NORWAY.
SISTER MONARCHY UNP4R-
4LLELED ~ HISTORY.

Illustration OF Cherished Ideal of
Sweden TO Gradually but Completely
Absorb way-PerSonality of New
monarCh.
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- Ica9IIllIEEIlI EIIITITTITTTN7
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The King is young man Of thirty
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-11-24
THE ALc oMoTlvE.

usage. There We're visible bruises In
several cases, due, presumably, to the
slightly startling suddenness with
which our trip began.
But Hawkins was blind to anything
OF that sort.
Now, wasn't that fne?" he said,
proudly.
"Well-we're here-and alive was
about all I could say.
II wonder how it feels to be back in
the cars. Let's try it," proposed
Hawkins.
But, say, mister, said the engineer,
who's going to run the darned ma
chine, il you're not here?"
why, you, my man You understand
an engine Of this sort, don't you2 But
of course you do. Here! This is the
valve for the aleohol-this is the ig-
nfter-here are the brakes-this is the
speed control. See? Oh, you won't
find any difficulty in managing it.
The A1comotive is simplicity on
wheels
Yes, but I've got wife and fam
k1S Lie uAiGppJ AlcA DC9nA.
Well said Hawkins, Jelly.
And II the thing should balk-,'
'.Balk! Rats! Come, Griggs. It's
time you started, my man. I'll wave
my hand when we reach the car
Frankly, think that it was a down
right contemplate trick to play on the
defenseless engineer. Had l been able
to render him any assistance, should
have stayed with him.
But Hawkins was already trotting
back TO the cars, and with murmured
benediction for the hapless mechanic
who stood and trembled alone on the
platform of the Aleomotiye, | fol-
lowed.
We took seats in one of the cars.
We'll, why doesn't he start?" NUT
tered the inventor.
Maybe the fright has killed him. I
suggested. Its enough"
Rangf
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-11-24

and certainly almost jarring the teeth
from my head
.'How's this for time?" cried the in
ventor.
IT'S all right for t-t-t-time,' stus-
tered But
Eyes. that parts all right yelled
the engineer, who had been ruthlessly
detailed to assist. But say, mister,
how about the -tab1e?"
What about it," demanded Haw-
kins.
why, the other trains amt ar
ranged to give with this s0-miIe-an-
hour gait
..They should be. | told the railroad
people that I intended to break a few
records
But 1 guess they didn't know-we
may smash into something, mister,
and
Not my fault" said the inventor.
If we do by any chance have a col
lision, the railroad people are to blame.
But We wont. can stop this machine
and the whole train in 200 feet That's
another great point about the A1como-
tive. Griggs-the AIcobrakes. You
see, when shut of the engine prop
er. all the power goes into the brakes.
It is thus
Hey. mister the engineer shout
ed again, here's Newark"
I VIII say It for Hawkins that he
managed to stop the affair at Newark
In very eommendab1e fashion. 1t seems
SO remarkable that one of his eontriv-
anees should have exhibited that much
amenity to control that it is worthy
Of note
Some OF the passengers who alIghted
TO be sure, exhibited signs of hard
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1906-11-24

The Alcomotive had sprung into &C
ton oaee more. People slid out OF
their seats with the shock, others top
pied head over heels into the aisle, the
porter went down unceremoniously
upon his sable countenanee and crushed
into rulp the plate of tongue sand
wiehes he had been carrying.
But the Alcomotive was going-that
was enough for Hawkins. He sat back
and watched the scenery slide by kinet-
oscope fashion.
Lord, Lord, where's the old loeomo-
tive aow?" he laughed, pityingly.
Don't shout till you're out c. the
woods, Hawkins" I cautioned him.
1--WE haven't reached Philadelphia yet. !
But can't you see that we're going
tot Won't that poor little mind OF
yours grapple with the fact that the
Hawkins Aleomotive is success
success? Can't you feel the train shoot
ing along"
Il can feel that well enough" said,
obviously; s4but suppose
Suppose nothing! What have you
to croak about now. Griggs? Actually.
there are times when you really make
me physically weary. See here! The
Alcomotiye supersedes the locomotive
first, in point Of weight; second, In
point OF speed; third, in economy OF
operation, fourth, it is absolutely safe
and easy to manage.
mo complicated machinery-noth1ng
TO slip and smash at critical moments
perfect ease of control. Why, # that
fellow really wished to stop-here.
now, at this minute
Whether the fellow wished it or not,
he stopped-there then, and at that
minute!
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We stopped with such an almighty
thud that it seemed as If the cars must
fly into splinters. They ratified and
shook and cracked. The passengers ex-
ecuted further acrobatie feats upon the
floor; they elutched at things and fell
over things and swore and gurgled-
We'll, by thunder" CALCULATED
Hawkins. That was about the mildest
remark I heard at the time. What
do You suppose he did?
Give it up" I caid, earessing the
egg-l.ke enlinence that had appeared
upon my brow as if by magic. Prob
ably he fell into the Internal thing, and
1t has stopped to show him up
Nonsense! Well have to see what's
happened. Come, We'll go through the
cars. It's quicker
We ran through the coaches until
we had reached the front of the train.
Hawkins went upon the platform.
The Alcomotiye was apparently in
| tact. The engineer stood over the ma
chinery, white as chalk, and his lips
mumbled incoherently.
What is it," cried Hawkins.
"Hown blazes do I know" demand
ed the engineer.
But didn't you stop her p
Certainly not. she-she stopped her
self.
What perfect idiocy!D cried the in
ventor. You must have done some
thing!"
Il did mott" retorted the engineer.
1.-THE banned thing just stood stock
still end near bumped the life out of
me! Say, mister, you come up here
and see what"
..oh, it's nothing serious. my man.
Now, let me think What could have
happened? Er-iust try that lever at
your right hand
This one?.
YES: pull it gently"
Hadn't we better git them people
out O the train frst?" asked the en-
gineer. you know. If anything hap