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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26
"EGGS IS EGGS.n

Evidence is accumulating day by
day that Farley P, Christensen would
have been a much better nominee for
Congressman on the Republican ticket
than the Hon, Joseph Howell. The
Tribune was for Farley, believing that
he would have required longer coffin
and that there would have been more
exclamations of ''Don + the corpse look
beautiful at the political funeral
which would follow. But there arc
other causes more recently developed.
Ia case Of the election of the Repub.
licau candidate Impossible except as
a speculation) it is greatly TO be de-
sired that he shall be able to exercise
proper discrimination.
Some complaint has been made of
the manner IN which bills arc rushed
through Congress. Some complaint has
been made in this country as to the
arrogance of committees. We take it
that the training Of the Hon. Joseph
Howell has been such as TO unfit him
to be so good a guardian, as Farley
T. demonstrates himself to be, Of the
public welfare in regard to the nee
essary scrutiny which should be exer-
cised in these important matters. Now,
when good farm-wife in Cache brings
her basket OF eggs to Hon. Joseph
Howell's store, Mr.. Howell does not
insist-so long as the eggs are eggs
and utilizable as such--upon knowing
whether they were laid in the barn
or in the bushes; be does not insist
upon knowing the color OF the hen that
deposited the fruit; lie does not re-
quire to know that the hen strictly OBJ
served the boundary lines Of her own
er's premises in making her lay; all
that he insists upon is the old aphorism
that ''eggs is eggs and he buys at
the market price and asks no further
questions. Now that kind Of loosenesg
in business is not healthful for the
Government Of the United States, and
Farley P. would have none OF it, 1t
is demonstrated in his recent activity
if the movement of snail may be
called activity-tbst he would require
that the hen should accompany each
egg and make hcr cackle on the coun-
Ter to prove her right and responsibility
Of maternity. Farley p. would require
the father also TO enter appearance
and certify that he himself was the
original architect.
Put Joseph Howell again in Con-
gress and there will be legislation
whose paternity may be doubtful
whose origin may be in question. The
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

pIoIesslonaF INDIVIDUAL was the attend
ing physician on the momcutous occa-
sion when tho scion of royalty-him-
self named Royal, TO signify the emi-
nence Of his birth and 30 give the as
surance Of nomenclature that he was
Of kingly blood-was ushered into this
vale of tithes.
Now, where does the conclusion, ten
tativo of course, of the eminent Par.
ley P. place the distinguished Charles
F.P Clearly as q falsiGer of public
record, and therefore a felon before
the law. Under these circumstances it
would be germaue for Farley p, the
County Attorney, to file information
and issue warrant for felony commit
ted under his knowledge, with him
self as chief complaining witness.
The only reason which Farley P. can
legltimately assign for his failure to
proceed Is: cit is time for beautiful
men to stand together for DR.. Will
cox, like Farley P, is noted for his pull
chritudp
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26
THE BEAUTIFIED CEMETERY.

we wish that every one might read
the splendid report in yesterday s
Tribune of the manner in which the
City cemetery is conducted by that ex.
cellent citizen and staunch American,
Mr.. j. f, Wiscomb, the sexton of that
silent city The story is one that can.
not fail to appeal TO every heart, for
nothing IS more impressive than a
beautiful, well-kept cemetery; it shows
that those in charge of it, backed by
civilized and regardful people, are
mindful of the tenderest sentiments,
and insistent that the dead shall be
kept in memory, in love, and in fit sur
roundings.
The work at the cemetery is all that
could be desired; and a special COM
mendation is due to the adornment end
care for the section laid off for the
resting places of the dead veterans
Of the SPanish-Philippine war. from
dreary, unkept waste that spot has
been redeemed in flowers and made
a landscape to charm and admire. 1t
IS lifting that this should be So and
that thus the peoples respect for
patriotism and valor should be mani
Tested.
With all the improvements and the
excellent art shown in thus adding to
the attractiveness of the cemetery.
there has been practically no addition
IN the public cost-ouly the small sum
necessary to make the addition to
the pay of the employees that the
rise in the cost of living requires and
that the market imposes. 1t is an ex.
cellent showing that is made in this
important department. Of the public
service, one that all who have lost
loved one will appreciate to the full.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26
BLESSING OF PEACE.

In the American in Utah you see a.
freeman. lie may be Republican or
be may be a Democrat, but he has not
sacrificed a single principle for which
his party stands nationally He has
made up his mind that he will work
to the end that there shall be real
Republicans and real Democrats in
Utah, as there are elsewhere.
The American party knows just what
the State needs, and it knows lust
what to do to obtain it, The party
has set its mark high and is going
straight after it.
1t demands that the State of Utah
and the Mormon church shall bo two
separate and distinct institutions. Is
there anything wrong about that7
1t refuses to allow the independent
business man TO be crushed by tho
tithc-supported commercialism of the
Mormon church. Is there anything
wrong about that?
1t insists that polygamy and poly.
gamou5 living shall cease in Utah, Is
there anything wrong about tbat7
These are definite things and they
will be definitely pursued until at
tanned. You arc interested because
you are affected by them in one way
or another, And if YOU do not your.
self apply a remedy in your day your
children after you viii have to fight
this battle against greater odds. 1t
will not do TO stay the warfare now,
because that would be TO leave heri-
tage of woe and difficulty to those less
able to encounter the dangers and the
disasters than are we of this genera
ton, What if the struggle of the
civil wsr bad been ended at Gettys-
burg7 It would havo been renewed
at late; time and at greater cost.
Just as it was the duty OF Lincoln tc
counsel and advise, and OF Grant to
declare "Ne will fight it out on this
line If it takes all summer SO it is
the duty of Americans TO wage this
warfare TO u final finish IN Utah, that
tho next generation may have the
blessing of peace rather than the curse
of conflict
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

legislation itself may be all right, but
its antecedents may be wrong But put
Farley T, in Congress and while we
might never get any good legislation,
we might be quite sure that Farley P
would devote sufficient attention TO the
non-essentials that there would be great
enlightenment where IL was not need
ed and thus we would have with Par
ley a new iocundity added TO the some
times great joke of the Congress Of the
United States.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26
TOUGH ON WILCOX,

According to the conclusions tcnta-
lively reached at the Office of the dis
tinguished County Attorney of Salt
Lake, DR., G. +. Wilcox was not the
attending physician at the birth Of the
forty-third child Of Joseph f. Smith,
prophet. seer and revelator, and holy
man of the earth, by hiu sixth wife.
According TO the public record fled by
DR.. G. +. Wilcox, that somewhat noted
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

s'My little Jacoues,H said papa, "I
bet that tomorrow you will pass your
examination with flying colors. f"
Jacques (neXt day, after the exam,
inatior, joyously)-" Papa, you've
lost. 'i-Ei9aro-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

II President Smith brought back from
Europe any little token for Brother Dan
Harrington, it will probably fail to
reach its destination.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Smootite dislike for the American
ticket in this county is certain to grow
from day to day and become intense
when the returns come in.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

That decision that IN Indian living in
a civilized state has as good right
as n white man to get whiskey will
10 much to help along the good work
of ciYilizirg the red mon
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Apostle Smoot does not believe in
revelations sufficiently to he willing to
see American party men elected to pry
into county affairs.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

When man meets you and grasps
your hand cordially, nowadays, your
first impulse, probably, is TO ask him
what he is running for
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

In spite of the fact that they are so
positive that they can defeat Senator
Dubois, the Idaho Republicans find that
they cannot avoid feeling worried.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Utah county Republicans meet today
in biennial conference TO sustain list
of nominations to be submitted by
Brother Smoot.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Ever devoted 10 the public service,
Postmaster Glove, busy as he is, drops
in at the Provo postoficc from time to
time to see that everything is running
all RIGHT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

But there viii be nothing, probably,
to prevent Judge Frick from being
candidate for the Supreme bench again
two years hence.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Though Mr.. Salisbury is the party
chairman, Federal officials will keep in
such close touch with the campaign as
to be able, in case of victory, to claim
all the credit.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

AS Mr.. Fishburn did no harm in try
ing to get the Congressional nomination,
will not the machine allow him to come
to the Legislature again?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Secretary Taft declares that the Gu.
ban elections were thoroughly rotten,
they evidently having been about as
had as anything he had ever seen in
Cincinnati
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

In naming such large executive
committee, Chairman Martineau showed
an unselfsh willingness to let many
share the honor Of responsibility for
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Church officials connected with the
Democratic committee may predict a
victory for their party, but Apostle
Smoot viii endeavor to believe that
their intentions are all right.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Secretary Squires will soon see the
need Of oratory in the campaign, and
will 60 out and make some good
speeches himself.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

No one, however, is better qualified
than Secretary Tart for sitting down on
iLe coptending leaders in Cuba,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Logan did not allow itself to get e1.
cited over the nomination OF Mr.. How
ell, feeling that the legislative nomina.
tions are the really important ones, any
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

Perhaps a good reason for not con-
sidering the evidence in the case salts
factory is that it is too strong.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26
Wednesday, September, 26, 1906

Hereafter, when an Indian is seen
drunk, the presumption will be that be
Is civilized
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

So much having been said against
church interference, Apostle Smoot may
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-26

are at liberty TO vote for whom they
please, for the Supreme bench.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20

There is nothing so pleasant as that
Bright, cheerful, at-peace-with-the-
world feeling when you sit down to
your breakfast. There is nothing so
conductive to good work and good
Results. The healthy man with a
heaIthy mind and body is better
Fellow, better workman, better
citizen than the man or woman who
il handicapped by some disability,
However slight. A Slight disorder OF
The stomach will derange your body
YOUR thoughts and your disposition.
Get away from the morbidness and
and the blues. Keep your stomach in
tune and both your brain and body
will respond. Little indiscretions OF
3vereating can be easily corrected and
sou will be surprised to see how much
Atter man you are. Try little
S0dol For Dyspe psia after your meals.
I'D by Peoples Drug Store.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20

Home Coming OF Wm. J. Bryan
August 90, 1906, New York, N. Y.
on August 27th and 2Sth the Frisco
will sell round trip tickets to New
York and return for one fare plus 81.
Final return limit Sept. 4th, 1906,
w. II. Deck, Agent.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20
Hay Eever AND Summer colds

Victims Of hay fever will experience
great benefit by taking Foleys Honey
and Tar, as it stops difficult breath
ing Immediately and heals the infam-
ed air passages, and even if it should
feii to cure you it will give instant re-
lief" The genuine is in a yellow
package. "A. p. Owens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20

Al hundred years ago the best
5hysician would give you a medicine
lor your heart without stopping to
sonsider what effect it might have on
,he liver. Even to thisgood day cougN
md cold medicines invariable bind
he bowels. This is wrong Bee s
.axative Cough Syrup with Honey
ia Tar acts on the b0welS-driyes
ut the cold clears the head, relieves
1coughs, cleanses and strengthens
e mucous membranes of the throat
hest, lungs and bronchial tubes. Solu
g, A. p. Owens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20
Ten Years In Bed

ssFor ten years / was confined in bed
ith disease of my kidneys. 7 writes
. A. Gray, ]. P. of Oakville, Ind. 1T
as so severe that / could not move
mt of the time. | consulted the
Nv best medical skill available, but
hid get no relief until Eoley's Kid
- Cure was recommended to me. 1t
IS been a Godsend to me-" A. p.
rens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20
st published August II, 1906.
WARNING ORDER.

In the [. i. S. Commissioners Court at Vinita, in
the Northern district Of the Indian Territory,
Badaett Sanders Mere Co., Plaintiff
VS.. NO. o0b3.
Virga Garrett, Defendant
The defendant Virgia Garrett, is warned to APP
pear in this Court within thirty days and answer
the complaint Of the plaintiff Badgett-Sanders
Mere. Go.
August l6 1906
Thomas J. FarTar
United States Commissioner.
McCulloch & PrObascO Attorney for Plaintiff.
Gaylord n Bebout Attorney for Non-Resident
Defendant.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20
FIRST published August 8, 1906.
Warning Order.

First published August g. 1906.
Warning Order.
In the u, S. District court at Vinita IN the
Northern District Of the Indian Territory
MYRTLE Martin Butler plaintiff,
vs., No 1854.
Arthur Butler, defendant. }
a'he Defendant, Arthur Butler, is warned to ap.
near IN this court within thirty days and answer
the complaint Of the Plaintiff Myrtle Martin
Butler.
August s, 1906.
G. "A. Davidson, Clerk
BY E. b. Davidson. Deputy
~ b. Rogers Attorney for Plaintiff,
70. H. smith Attorney for Nonresident De-
fendant
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20
Winners Diashoen Remedy.

famp collie, Cholera morbus, dysen-
summer complaint and especially
children teething. Mothers, there
hsng better to supply the gas
5uice in the stomach. Every bot
Fuaranteed if properly given Fun
ttion on every bottle Sold only
inner Drug Co.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20
First published August 10, 1906
Warming Order.

In the ~. S. District Court at Vinita IN the
Northern District Of the Indian Territory
Charles Olentine, Plaintiff,
VS.. NO. 700
s. #. Utsev ana G. D. Osterhout, Dfss.
The Defendants S. F. Utsey and @ D. Oster-
hout are warned to appear in this court within
Thirty DAYS and answer the complaint Of the
Plaintiff Charles 0lentne.
August 10 1906.
O. A. Davidson, Clerk,
BY y. b. Davidson, Deputy.
j. II. Childers, Attorney for Plaintiff.
G. Caldwell Attorney for Non-Resident De-
PENDANTS.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20

xennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar
the original laxative cough syrup
1combines the qualities necessary
relieve the cough and purge the
Rem of cold Contains no 0piates.
Old by, Peoples Drug Store.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-20
Raxter sprlngs Re.UnIon.

Very low rates to Baxter Springs,
Kansas and return via the Frisco Aug.
q to Sept. 1st, 1906, account G. A.
r. reunion. For further informa-
tion, ask Frisco Agent.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-02-22
Trust to Nature.

A great many Americans, both men
and women, are thin, pale and puny, with
poor circulation, because they have ILL
treated their stomachs by hasty eating
holic beverages. or by too close confines
ment to home, office or factory. and in
consequence the stomach must be treated
in natural way before they can rectify
their earlier mistakes. The muscles in
many such people, in fact in every weary,
thin and thin blooded person, do their
work with great difficulty. AS a result
fatigue comes early, is extreme and lasts
long. The demand for nutritive aid is
ahead of the supply To insure perfect
health every tissue. hone. nerve and
muscle should take from the blood Ger
tain materials and return to it certain
others. II Is necessary to prepare the
stomach for the work of taking up from
the food what is necessary to make good,
rich. red blood. We must 60 to Nature
for the remedy. There were certain
roots known to the Indians OF this
country before the advent of the whites
which later came to the knowledge Of
the settlers and which are now growing
rapidly in professional favor for the cure
Of obstinate stomach and liver troubles.
These are found TO be safe and yet GER
tain in their cleansing and inSigorating
effect upon the stomach. liver and blood.
These are: Golden Seal root. Queens
1Oot. A'NNlIV IVOt. iblVNuIppt. dko
root. Then there is Black Cherry bark
The medicinal principles residing in these
native roots when extracted with give
crime as a solvent make the most reliable
and efficient stomach tonic and liver in
vigorator. when combined in just the
right proportions. as in nr Pcrce's
Golden Medical Discovery. Where there
is bankrupt vitality such MS nervous
exhaustion. bad nutrition and thin
blood. the body acquires vigor and the
nerves. blood and all the tissues feel the
favorable effect OF this sovereign remedy.
Although some physicians hav. been
aware OF the high medicinal value OF the
above mentioned plants, yet few have
used pure glyccrne as solvent and
usually the doctors prescriptions called
for the ingredients in varying amounts,
Dtfh dlcohnl
The Golden Medical Discovery is q
scientific preparation compounded of the
glyccric extracts OF the above mentioned
vegetable ingredients and contains no
alcohol or harmful habit-forming drugs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-02-22
TWITCHINc NERVES
a Serious Hereditary 1-oubls Cured
BY Or. Williams Pink Pills.

BY Or. Williams Pink Pills.
Sufferers from ailments that have at.
fiicted in regular succession one genera
ton after another of their family are, as
IL rule, inclined to submit to them as III
eyitable The case which follows proves
that such hereditary difficulties are nat
beyond the reach Of curative forces AID
ShoulG inspire hopefulncSs and II leaai-
ness to try remedies that have effected
signal cures, such as that which is hers
given.
Mrs. EliZahetl Rannclls, of No 4Na
Fast Seventh street, Newton, Kansas,
gives the following account of her all
ment and her cure;
For twuyears suffered from trying
nervousness i'll my lower limbs from my
knees down. as my mother aud MY
grandmother had suffered before me-
The situation WAS for many years ac-
cepted us unavoidable because ileres,i-
tarv. But about two wears ago, when NV
son was realizing benefit from the use OF
DR. Williams Pink Pills, thought there
might possibly be some good in them for
me. My trouble had then become so
serious as to make it tlifficnlt for me TO
sleep often had 10 walk the floor in
restlessness the whole night. Aftertak-
ing some Fix boxes the twitching disap-
peared and | ceased to use the remedy.
evidently stopped little too soon for
NERVOUSNESS came back otter 1. month or
so aud used the pills again for short
time. Relief came at once and since
stopped using them the second time
have been free from amy return Of tbs
,witchings OF iromany interference with
my sleep
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have cured
theMorst eases OF bloodlessne>s, indiges-
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wealsncssand the special ailments of girls
and women. For further Information,
address the DR.. Williams Medicine Co..
Schenectady. n Y
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-02-22
Quaint Customs of the House of Com.
mons.
From Harpcr.s Weekly.

From lfarpcr'S Weekly.
1t is a curious custom that in par
Lament members can wear their hats
when they are seated on the benches.
but when they rise from their seats.
whether to address the house or To
walk across the chamber, they must
uncover. a new member usually gets
somewhat mixed up regarding This UNI
usual custom, and he is frequently
greeted with shouts of HAT hat"
MIR. Gladstone never brought his hat
into tho house. l,ut there are certain
occasions when :, member is obliged
to put Il question of order 10 the chair
seated with his hat ON. One evening
Mr. Gladstone had Ia address the
chair. and forgctfu of the rule rose To
his fee, instead of remaining seated
with his hat ON. A loud shout of or
der. order. from all parts of the
house forced him to his seat. and he
was obliged To put ON his head the hl,
of one of his lc,ltcnants. The Grand
Old Mans head was of abnormal size,
and the cnmlcal effect of the hat drew
forth loud laughter.
AS every American visitor To the
house of commons know. strangers are
only admitted on Introduction to the
strangers gallery. Women sit behind
a perforated screen at the opposite
end Of the house from the men. n at
tcntion is drawn To the fact that,
strangers are cspied." the galleries
must be cleared. In 1875 this auto
cratic power was 81 Chilly modified
and now a resolution Of the house To
rem ,vc strangers is necessary. The oc-
casion Of the change was when the
Prince OF Wales t:he present king)
was present in the strangers gallery.
occupying n seat i'm the peers section
OF H. Joseph Biggar, the we'll known
Irish member, To the ainazeinent as
well as to the amusement Of a crowded
house informed the speaker that he
"espied strangers" The strangers We're
Immediately removed. including the
future king of England.