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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28

Die Beamten @iQeipie uno
Garter nabmen aefern ben 6~9idbrisen
Wsger Sames Saneod In ibre Obbut,
neil er aislIos auf Der Strabe berum-
bummeIte.
Sn bic Diamantens 8roB=
banbIung bon 3. 6. Sips Tom sefiern
eth gspiHsr WiIb. 8. &ubenfein unb
iuGie i& sm6lf Diamanten I'm Wsrtbs
bon $4,000 uno Elm u~brgebdnse. mel.
DIES ben Wertb bon $25, 600 reprdfen-
tirt. aus. ct fagte, als es gum
gs3abIsn fam, sr bdtte einen @bsd bon
$3.50, 600 In feiner $afhe, ben sr Elm.
suI6Ien tphni&te. 5ernsr er3dblte er,
bob Ct In Der @oloniaImaaren.8 rob.
banbIuns BON Brinfmepsr. 2ubn &
@ompaguie aneefelt fei unb elm ga.
lair bon $50 per DoHe be3iebe. 9it
ausseiu9ten @~ssenfdnoe NOBLE sr aIs
@ei9enfe fhr feline Sraut erEtsben.
6err Sipe bena9ri9tiate bic poIi3ei.
ba sr ben borsebli&en 2dufer fur iiber.
sei9nappt tislt. 2sbterer bate isbod
Gen 2abeu berei.s perIahen. als BIZ
Bsamtet anIanaten. Rubenfein io0
otes Wan6psr In ben Iebten Wo9en al
p~isberboIten Walen 9ema4t babsn.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28
Str6fime 6anoluugen bon
Ylnmbers.

Der idOiii&s Sngenieur WiQer bai
In ben lsbtsn Wo4en au piebsrboltsn
6dlen beoba&tst, bab plumber ar-
bsiten an @aRsrr6bren unb 9anaI=
r6bren In ben StraBen pornabmsn,
obne bic oOrgei9riebene grIuubniB ba.
fiir e~in3uholen. Ssrr MiQsr bat Die
poli3ei oabon In asnntniB gsisbt, uno
wirb in 3ufunft oisienissn plumbsr
psrbaften laRen, bic fi9 tn oieisr Wsiie
bergebsn.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28

Sur Snbiana: Eheilreiie betpolft bemte
Nadt unS am Oonnsritas; pabri9sinIi4
Reeen i'm fIbli6en Gbeile.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28

- 9te 9r6bte ttao pajs
iemoHe8 bon e@mttt.
b~Iattess nab 0ImmemfA6em
fiat Que freuot9es nmo trams
rt8ea Gret9mtne. &Str Hub
ieoetsett gers tesett bet oes
AmStpabI bebAItt@ 90 ,etm.
DertexteAmt 0toS. 60.
241 &aH. 0te. Eel. $40.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28

Sfaac 6. aib on Nartin u. Rpan
u. ~, Got 9, Reitenbad's Mbo., 35
Bel 172 SUB, perbeRert. Wsfti tie pars
Ter abs.. iibIi9 bon 10. Ctr. $500.
@olese 3sigbts R:altp 60. on
Sbomas s. Goutberlin, @af parf
aoo.. 81. SO BET 125 SUB, bsrbeFsrt,
Wsfisits Rurag Sir., itoli9 bon Ism
gOrt Str. $500.
eugene Or. parrott on Mueuf
Mertt. Sbeil bon Got 81, 8utlet's
Subj. bon suBsnlot 100. 40 BET 16O
CUB. berbsRert, Stbieits 10. Str.
6fli9 bon gaf Str. $4,000.
8oulebaro Qanb COMPANY on Gar
RE Sbrau, Got 81 in BpuIsparb part
aob., 40 BET 100 Sus, pacant. @ea-
isite Der Nsu Seriep Str, ihbli9 bon
20. Ctr. $3.50.
@ranbile g.. Brigbt an Soel &.
elliott. n6rblide 6dlfte bon Got 60 In
Waibinston parf Mob., 111.3 bel
200 SUB. baeant, Wehisite Der Ssla.
mare Str. ffoli4 bon AZ. @iraBe.
49, 500.
gowin .. 0ort on $babbeus 6.
Dort, Got 81 In Ntgarip's SOuib
aoo., 90 bel Is46 SUB. perbsfett,
norbmeflide See Union unb Arisona
Ctr. so, 500.
Jrant 9. Wanbsmort6 on Jannie
8sapsr, 2ots 10 unb IL. Wnep's Gob.
Staot gafflston. $500.
Souib Part 2ano COMPANY on
Wi6aeI S. Serton. Got 40. eoutb
part aoo., IS bel 10 SUB, bntant,
Ofieite gaf Str. ifoIid bon 'part.
tunp abe. $770.
@atbarine M. @larf an pbiIipp Ut.
Silbebranb II. u, She'll MuBenIot Is,
SO 10 BET - SUB, petbefert, fio6fli9e
gds 6snrb Str. unS Maoiion absnue.
so, 500.
Collie 6. 3innep, @ommiiioner, on
Ssnielbsn, ba6elbs gigsntbum. ST.
900.
pbilip Wartin an 5reo 6. Wictcr,
Got 81, Sennp's Big Sour Noo., IS
bel $50 CUB. bacant, n6roli9e Settle
Der Minneiota Str. bfli9 bon psrs
fins Nbe. $40.
Wancp 6. 5lemins IN patrid 8.
Sanction. Got "a, 6anpap u. u. DAT
Din Aob., Irregular. perbefert, iio.
rpsflide gde Der pruitt Str. unb @Ier1
Oripe. 5000.
patrii 8. SamsfOa on Seize 5utdi'
ION u. a., baFslbe. 1886. Is.
@i0is W. Goblin an Otto Saafe,
Got 81, Bromn's Broutfibe qart aob.,
42.9 Del 100 SUB, berbsfert. fio6f.
li9s gde Der Olnsp uno 13. Strabe.
81. 800.
@i0iam Datpion an $tomas 8.
@riffin, She'll bonn itio6fIi6en @isrtel,
Section 90. 8owfbip Is, @anse 4, Is
adsr, psrrp Sownibip. $l4OO.
6attie g. Worris on 2euis s.
Sham, Got 2, Mbams u. u. 8rOotfbe
Aobition. 40 BET 140 GuB. psrb., Weff.
ieite Der Olnsp Str.. fiioli9 bon WaI.
ia9uietts Mpe. $4,000.
Sba 8. Stanlep on Geo. M. Witt,
Got 6, tOssooo's aueite Central abe.
abolition, 40 BET 1915 CUB, bacant,
WefIeite Der Nsu Serfep Str, ihbli4
bon 80. Ctr. 5000.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28
0srmanta nntsrfitunss=
SeretH.

Der @srmania unterftbun9ss gerein
bislt geffern Nbens In Der Columbia
9aQe feline resslmdbige 8eriammIung
ab. Nubsr ben sewDbnliden ROu.
tine 3 @si6dftsn itano nidts auf Der
fagesoronung.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28
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1880
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Str.

Rarrftono SO
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Columbia
GROCERY Go.
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grobirt
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SumpeTuideI
10e per 2otb.
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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28
9bermoms!erftauo.

Thermometer tanS.
So9fs Tsmperatur. ........ 40 @rao
9ieSrisfe Temperatur. ....... "a .
80. e. 8Ibt9e,
SectionssD Director.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28
...Qvres Bulletin.
@a9s, Chimney @r6Be,
1-3 bis 1-2 biQiQer.

SiebenunS3tpansis-ibris bonn Ies<
ten Binter, einise ettuas bsl9must
bonn bielen 3eisen, aber font 70 gut,
ais penn Sic ben resuIaren Yreis
bafar ~besablten
g8t Siber auSs, Bel IL Sub, reseImGbis
5000 bas Stad, 4usuabI. ....... SIS 90
Drei grifeIsr &uss, 9 BEL 1O3 SUB, rua.
Bier griifeIer &uss, 9 Bel 10 SuB, bic
$3.50 Sorte, 5u........... ...Sf2.75
G9t 8eIbet &lss, 9 Bel IL SuB, tuaren
s22 so unb $500, marfirt su.... .Sf7.5O
9rei grminiter RuSs, 9 bsi IL Sub, ipa,
rem 5000, iett u Sf8.5 SO
8ierter Stod.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-03-28

geo. u. n 224 s2orb
pine Str.-Dunflss unb bellies Gapi.
tai Gitp Bier iiets Bet mir 90 babsn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

LFrom the Chicago Newsl
No big success ever comes to small
man
It's an easy matter to practice economy
on others
The average woman finds good looks an
expensive habit
Talk is so cheap that even a miser can
afford to say things.
Gossips never tell any good of others or
hear any good Of themselves
The doctor may be credit for curing
patient, but he prefers cash.
One ought to be able to keep cool at a
bail game because of the many fans pres
ent.
A man always does himself a good turn
when he turns up an alley in order TO
dodge a saloon.
self-made women outnumber self-made
men a dozen to one-as any dealer IN cos
metics will tell you.
About IS per cent more men would reach
the top if they could attain it by sliding
instead of climbing.
A woman isn't necessarily a lawyer be-
cause she lays down the law to the unfor-
tunate man whom she induced to face the
parsOn. with her.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30

Salina claims to eat 10000 gallons of
ice cream a month.
"Cut the weeds" is the tocsin that is
now being sounded over the state
The Mcpherson papers are now busy
extending the Missouri Pacific from
that place to Gypsum City.
Following the fine wheat and corn
crop. the Belleville Telescope expects
the crop of political liars to be fully up
to the average this year.
It is needless to state that A. Bass. OF
Mcpherson, is no sucker. He has JUST
put up a concrete office building and it
cost him $500 less than it would had he
built it of brick.
The women of Stag Creek church,
near Gypsum City. have bought four
head of heifers which they will fatten
for the market and sell in order TO
raise funds for a new church building.
VIII the beef trust get them2
Out at Harrington the railroads do not
use telephones. AS result people US
ualIy have to walk way down to the
depot to find how a train is. The other
day, according to the Sun, man from
the opposite side of the city called up
central regarding the Salina train. and
central to be accommodating. phoned
to Woodbine. found out how the train
was there and made her own calcula-
tiOns about Harrington.
"Old John Squeezem,' says Conner
Davies, was in town today. He and
his wife Mahaly drove in ten miles in
the lumber wagon. They got up early
at o'clock-tO drive in with load
Of fat hogs. Mahaly was tired after the
long drive. She is not so old, but some
how she cannot stand the work she
used to. She complained Of her back
SO old John finally separated himself
from a dollar and she bought a bottle
of patent medicine. But the medicine
will not do Mahaly much good. She is
not nl-just worn out and broken down
after 20 years of shaving from a. m.
to 10 p. m. to make John rich. And he
has prospered. The neighbors say that
he is worth forty thousand. They say
some other things, too, of John. They
say that his wife is the hardest worked
animal on the place, the only one that
gets no rest-that-he has good barns
for his stock and keeps his horses sleek
and fat and looks after the appearance
Of his pedigreed hogs, but that he
grudgingly buys, Mahaly a cheap
dress once a year We'll, as we see it.
Mahaly does not need many new
clothes. She spends most of her time
in a stuffy hot kitchen, so hot that she
needs but few clothes. She goes but
little. The neighbors who know her
we'll say that one Of these days A1ahaly
will slip away from the work and heat
and the eternal grind for money, away
from 20 endless years of toll and weari-
ness that have brought one calico dress
a year-away to the rest and peace that
come too soon to such as she. John
will miss Mahaly-she is a good cook.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
GLOBE SIGHTS.


TFrom the Atchison Globe.l
Women find enjoyment in being mar
It's a poor barber who is idle on Sat
urday.
what a great thing baseball is to talk
It is nature for a woman to love man
more than she should
Why is it a sin to steal a hill of -pota-
toes, and a joke to steal watermelon?
We would hate to be an agent and go
about this hot weather trying to sell
books.
We would like to see the color of the
gardeners hair who can raise peas in
August
If a girl Of 16 or II isn't pretty and at
traetive her mother should whip her.
A newly married man feels funny the
first time a servant girl begins work at
we don't know what the white mans
burden is: some say It IS kin, but there is
no doubt about the white woman's burden
1t is ccrsets.
surgical operation and 1t is successful.
he can't help having a desire to say to
Christian Science healers: You can't do
THAR
this year. A man said today: There is
an unWritten law that Office hOlderS shall
work three hours a day. say they are
not doing It.
An Atchison man whose head is bald
has tried all the hair restoratives. without
result. and eaten a lot of poultry food. in
the hope of causing feathers to grow on
his head. Now he will try alfalfa; it
crows everywhere else.
It should occur to the children occasion
ally that one reason their father Is poor
is that he loved them foolishly. He graf
med every wish and spent much on them
that should have been put by for the
rainy season When they cried for the
nest esE he gave It to them.
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year or i've makes no difference.
have just been telling Uncle Jack how
the case stands
Does he agree with you2" GriersoH
asked, his face averted.
Philip laughed. Uncle Jack, like all
the rest Of Us, Is amenable to the logic
of accomplished facts, he said. But
don't think you'll find him very hard to
fetch around-I told him also that Eli
nor was going to marry me early IN the
fall
Mrs. CIorinda MarkIe. relict of the
late Solomon, was not without a senss
OF humor She held out her hand to
my lady, saying with a frank smile:
We may datter ourselves that tbs
Complete Lovemaker' is in two editions
each limited to a single copy. I shall
keep mine henceforth under lock and
key. How about yours %
Il don't think mine viii permit itself
to be stolen,' my lady said. taking the
offered hand. Il have been engaged
since I was five-if in fifteen yeara
Philip has not repented OF his bargain
it seems he is to be trusted to know his
own mind"
Clorinda tried to speak-to say some
thing lightly fiippant, but her lips trenl-
bled and a troublesome lump rose IN
her throat She took Grierson's nerve
high, but her eyes dim behind her veil
Darcy looked after the pair compassion
ately. saying. She is too good for
but she doesn't think so. Let US
hope she never viii" my lady answered
EAGERLY.
Darcy looked down at her smiling
Copyright. 1906. by e c. Parcens)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
QUAKER REFLECTIONS
TFrom the Philadelphia Record. j

Money Is probably called dough because
we need it for our daily bread.
No matter how homely a woman is she
considers It bad luck to break her looking
glass.
The clouds don't know much about driv-
ing, in spite of the fact that they always
hold the rains
There is frequently a bond OF sympathy
between a man and his trousers. They are
both pressed for money.
IT'S hard to get something for moth
ing" says the Manyunk Philosopher
Even free lunch isn't free unless you
have the price OF drink"
A woman never realizes what big
world this IS till she spends even her car
fare and has to walk all the way home
in a pair of tight shoes.
Mrs. Flatnotes-''Do you enjoy Wag~
ner2" Mrs Talkalot-''No: I always ska
the Wagner operas. The music is SO loud
one can never hear oneself talk
Blobbs-' Henpeckke says he wishes ha
lived in the time of fairies Slobbg-
'sWhy2' Blobbs-"So he could transform
himself into a mouse and make his wife
afraid of him"
Deacon Good1eigh-''Don't you know It
IS wrong to swear that way, little boy7''
Tommy Tumnut-"Well, OATS de only way
I know. but If youse kin gimme few
pointers, I'll be much obliged
My dear madam remarked the weary
wayfarer, i have had nothing to eat for
a hours Poor man." sighed the dear
woman have you no appetizer Let ne
give you one Of my tonic tablets
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
KAMSAS cOMAEN7



THE COLLEGE PROFESSORS.
rested by some who have not investi-
gated closely to poke fun at the COZ
4ege professors who are riding over the
state In private cars telling the farmers
how to raise more wheat" the skeptical
ones maintaining that the farmer is de-
ing pretty well now, with his pheno-
menal harvest But there are some
practical statistics in existence which
SHOW that these same college profess
sors have been the cause of enormous
increase in crops in other states where
the work has been systematically fol-
lowed out The year after the seed
Corn Special" conducted by the Iowa
Agricultural college made its tour in
Iowa, the corn crop was increased by
several millions of dollars. The statis-
ties are available and show the amount
in cold print. These college professors
are not impractical theorists. They are
experts in their chosen lines who have
spent years of study and practical work
IN demonstrating the value of scientific
farming Those who attended the far
mers' institute at Lfndsborg last win
ter can appreciate the great good that
is being done by them. and are anxious
to hear more from them What is the
use of raising only thirty bushels CT
corn per acre when you can just as well
raise seventy-ive2 It is for the purpose
Of showing how the latter can be don't
that these college professors are
travelling over the states, and it is pay
ing in Kansas. Bully for college pro-
fessors." Keep up the good work
Lindsborg Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
JOURNAL ENTRIES

We would call your attention to the
fact that this department has thus far
refrained from any reformed spelling
unless it was unintentional
X
Since he has heard from the grand
jury room. we do not blame Mr.. Rock
efeller for pining for the simple life
Many another man has done the same
when the grand jury has been inyesti-
eating him.
Since it is reported that the Standard
Oil company has purchased all the dis
tilleries, Bill Doolittle is beginning to
believe that the Standard may not be
so bad after all. Bill thinks now he
would like to work for the Standard.
X X :.
There is Away something to kick
about Most of the ears of corn this
year are so high that it viii take a lot
of extra time to gather it. The farmers
viii have to climb the stalks.
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original investment, there will be little
money put into new railroads in the
future--and railroads., more than any
other agency. are developing the re-
sources Of the west
Why wouldn't it be fair. then. to
control railroads somewhat as banks
are controlled? The stockholders OF
banks are required to pay in the face
value of the capital. Thus railroad
costing s10.OOO.O0O to build and equip
would be capitalized at s10,0O0,00o and
nc more. Betterments or additional
equipment would correspond to the
surplus of a bank. and could be carried
in much the same manner.
The public would not object to divi-
bends of or 10 per cent on an actual
investment like that any more than
they object to an per cent dividend
on bank stock, and as the surplus or
betterments increased, the public
would consent to an Increased divi-
dend.
But the public looks with suspicion
upon railroad manipulation where, on
a railroad that cost $1O,000,o00, 2 per
cent goes to betterments, 4 per cent
for interest on bonds to the amount
of the original cost of the road, s per
cent to a dividend en- an equal amount
of preferred stock, and the same on
the same amount of common stock.
This makes a total of IS per cent, or
more than double what a real estate
investment will net. That is the sort
of a deal that is not fair to the public.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
why He Was Disappointed.

Didn't your son Jim run for the
legislature last fall?' was asked of the
old~farmer by the village merchant
after his butter had been weighed and
his eggs counted out
Yes, and he was elected. too" was
the answer.
And how have things gone with
him at the capitol?"
Mighty poor
Hasn't he caught on p
Somehow he hain't. and he's a dis
appointed man. He was home for
over Sunday. and he said he almost
wished he hadn't run for the place"
What did he say seemed to be the
matter?' continued the merchant as
he measured off five yards of calico
warranted not to fade.
why. the only Teller that come to
Jim and asked him to vote again the
railroad bill up in the house talked for
three long hours. and then only left
five nickel cigars behind him when he
went away. Jim was lookin' for at
least five dollars in cash. and he was
so disguised about it that he went and
introduced a bill that no one should
fish for suckers in the waters of this
state in the months of July and Au-
gust. Exchange.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
Every Man His own SURVEYOR.


a very simple way of roughly de-
termln1ng levels and one which can
readily be practiced by anyone, and
winch has the advantage of not re-
curing any special apparatus, is by
means of a spirit level and a board
with a straight edge, says Farming.
ne way to go about it is this: First
determine on two points, the levels or
which you wish to determine. and
drive stakes into the ground. Then
take board with a straight edge and
tack It to tree, if one happens to be
available in q line with these two
stakes; otherwise drive a third stake
into the ground. Put the board at
such a height that you can see readily
SIGHT over 1t, and carefully level this
board by means of the spirit level.
Ihen sight over it toward one of the
stakes, having some one at that stake
VINO Will by means of a small piece
OF paper locate the point at which
your line Of vision cuts tin other
words where line projected from
your sighting board would strike the
stake. Make some sort of a mark at
TINS point. and then sight to the other
stake in the same way, and mark the
point where the line would strike it.
BY measuring distances that these two
points are above the ground you can
get the difference in levels with reas-
enable accuracy. For instance, if
your line of vision has cut one stake
eight feet from the ground and the
other one five feet from the ground.
then obviously the difference in level
IS three feet, or in other words the
vicinity of the stake on which the
mark is five feet from the ground is
three feet higher than the other stake.
and you will have a three feet fall
from draining from this point to the
other.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
THE KANSAS 49,

Go take the wings of morning. friend.
Go to ADollc's car,
{, er every land where dWells mankind,
Go travel fast and far:
20 travel along each broad highway,
Inquire in every town.
For the circus poster citizen
FOR the man you can't keep down.
Ask them to name the gentleman
- Whose ad. is always sure
e reacn front page, top column,
Next to reading matter pure
some may vote him savant, wise,
Ana some vote him clown.
But all viii say: THE Kansas man
Is the man you can't keep down.
He's marched Through Georgia" by the
In Athens Dragged of home,
In Paris praised the Kansas style
And loudest howled in Rome:
Made fWiIie eI1uo as on P1s SanaTa waste
he smiled and said: i've seen It worse
Down on the Cimarron."
In India. when the snakes would pant
IN the fierce, solar heat
and lizards in the coolest caves
Complained of blistered feet,
Inc kansan smiled and said: This ain't
A January thaw
e9 o,3E asat with some hot wind I've felt
Al49 Ions the many castled Rhine
hes wandered up and down.
And talked of Osawatomie
MA Anq / the house Of old John Brown"
@h.u hAFnak ruins he has stood
And said: I like this styIe.
b1I Inc f1rst state house Kansas had
WIN beat this forty mile
And If he's ever sent below
ne Il brand their ways as Grass,
and call it a late fall resort
And howl for natural gas
Then by asbestos telephone
Iney Il call st. Peters town
ana say; Come get this Kansas man.
For we can't keep him down.
Sol Long in Winfield Courier.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-30
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
[From the New Yorls -

From the New York Press.J
The cost of living makes a man feel il
would be CHEAP to die
woman likes to have her husband a
good many but she Is sorry It keeps them
SO poor
The way some women wear their COM
plexions they must think everybody else
wears smoked glasses.
When people say a thing doesn't hurt
them they might make you believe II If
they didn't yell 50 loud
A girl hardly ever gets old enough to
remember what happened when she was
a little girl If 1t was more than tveuf51
years back