Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1906-05-11

Johnny-They don't swear.
City boy lin country What kind
Of bird is that, grandpa?
Grandpa That's barn swallsw.
City Boy Docs 1t swallow barns?
Have You pains in the back, intfa.
nation OF any kind, rheumatism.
faiuting spells. indigestion or consti-
patton. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea makes you well, keeps you we'll
IS cents. At c. w. Tabler
Mamma-Why, Willie, Whit Ia
your object In saying your prayers
twice tonight?
Little Willie--Be mamma. i
forgot to say 'em last night, 70
thought I'd better make up for it.
Two million Americans suffer- the
torturing pangs Of dyspepsia. No nee d
to Burhock Blood Bitters cures. Al
any drug store.
Have you weakness OF any kind stom.
sch. back. or any organs of the bodve
Don dope Your a.lt with ordinary
medicine HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea Is the supreme curative DOW
er. IS cents. Tea or Tablets. At c.
w. Tabler's drag store.
Brokleigh-Yes, got caught IN the
shower and my umbrella was soaked.
Ascum--Weil, that's better than
getting soaked yourself.
brokleigh-- Yoa don't understand. T
got eoaked beca so my umbrella was
soaked.
Ascum How do you mean? Didn't
you put It up?
Brokcleigh-I had .put It up,u
that's why did't have 1t to put up.
Impossible to forsec an accident. Not
la possible to he prepares for 1t. DR..
Thomas EcIectric OIL VI onarch over
pain.
Awfully ho nelly, isn't she?
Miss Roxley? Oh my, yes.
! wonder what len Jack to propose
t. her.
1t wasn't lead but gold.
Farm life is the only life lin novels.
Il pours the oil OF life into your
system. Il warns you up aud starts
thu f blood circulating. That's
what HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
does. IS cents, Tea or Tablets. Sold
by c. w. Txbier.
She-Did you let father know YOU.
owned . lot Of house property.
Hell limited at 1t.
She-What did he sayg
Ae-He said, Deeds speak Louder
than words.
You say she drove him to drink?
No. Led him.
Make note to get Eiy's Cream
Balm II you are troubled with nasal
catarrh. hay fever or cold In the head.
1t IL purifying and soothing to the sem
sitive membranes that line the air
passages. 1t IL made to cure the dis
ease, not to fool the patient by short
deceptive relief Their. IL no cocaine
nor mercury In 1t. DO not be talked
into taking substitute for Ely,s
Cream Balm. All druggists, Price SOC.
or mailed by
Ely Bros,
60 Warren Street,
NY.
Mrs. Vernon McQuilkin, of Cumber-
land Is on visit to her parents in this
city.
Mr.. John ID. Ghiselin, father OF Rev.
Charles Ghiselin Of Shepherdstown.
died at hts home in Norfolk, Va, aged
3, years
Automobiling Ii favorite amuse-
ment these pleasant evanings, but we
are surprised 10 see so many young
fellows going 1t alone.
Miss virgie Wageley, daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. IL. Waglsy died at her
home in Leetown, last Wednesday, or
consumption aged II years.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Carmich aeI
have returned from their wedding trip
and wsntto Hancock, Md, where they
will make their future home, last FRI
d,y.
The strike is of, but the $l.0o per
ton increase Ia the price Of coal il on,
all the same. Upon the advice Of the
president Of the labor union, John
Mitchell, the minsrs decided to go to
work under wage scale Of 1898.
Post ynaster (,lohan Ii cr.. ri ned II, hin