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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
Humor ana Philosophy
OTHERS.
By DUNCAN ~. SMITH

The man with the hoe Is downtrodden
creature
For ton tn his If. is the principal fea-
tgre.
wAhe others at pleasures are cozafns and
going
He tends 10 his Knitting or. rather, his
hoeing.
Bot he as sufferers hardly q starter.
The man with the lawn nower-~there IS
the martyr.
The hours Of the morning for ton he Is
using
snooEing
CnIess-then he gioats-shey're as mad
as q halter
Because they're aroused by his clsckety
CHATTER.
But though they berate him and call II
scandal
Yet he is the one who must push az the
handle.
The lawn which seemed small when he
made the selection
Now seems as he mows II a full quarter
section,
And, although the distance In inches is
reckoned.
Il seems TO grow longer and longer each
second
Until by the third or fourth time he's
been round IL
He mutters and says something worse
than "Confound it!'
Nor does II make lighter the least bit the
labor
To hear the remarks of some gay lawnless
neighbor,
Who says he would make a museum at
traction
Or pass as a mule IL he had but good
action.
He forces smile. springs a chestnut so
handy
BY saying. This exercise. neighbor. is
dandy
II you have a heart that with love is
o'erfiowing,
Save sympathy out for the man who is
moving.
think society formed for prevention
OF cruelty here has a case for attention.
Somewhere in the law of the land must
be hidden
A clause saying torture like this Is for
bidden
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
A Good Color.

Negroes use. the same phrases they
bear whites uss, often with amusing
application. Ehis conversation, over
heard in the stsests Of southern city.
= related n. Llppincott's Magazine:
~Howdy. Mis- HANDY? How is your
called one d~sky aunty to another.
~Oh. jcs' toelab;e. Mis- Johnson. How
ron feelin'? r. was the response. why.
n a-feelin' mighty peart. Is" con-
oded Mrs. Johnson. II suttenly does
Tel fine." "Wsllum, yo' sho' Is look
h. WELL" agreed her friend. "Yo' col
~ 20 good"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
Notice Creditors.

Aug % W
State of South Dakota,
County of bay.
In the matter of the estate of William
Nugget deceased.
Notice i hereby given that the under.
signed administrator of the estate of Viii.
liam Huggett. deceased, to the creditors
of and all persons having claims against
the said deceased to exhibit them with
the necessary vouchers, within six months
after the first publication of this notice to
the said administrator or III. III. Potter, his
duly authorized agent, at the office OF
Sears * Potter. in the City or Webster, in
the county of Day, South Dakota.
Dated at Webster, 5. D., August 20. 1906.
George Nugget,
Administrators of the estate of William
Hupgett, deceased.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
Proposed Amendment to the Constitu-
ton of the State of South Dakota.

aug 10 w IL
To the people. of the State Of South Dakota
The ninth legislature of the State OF
South Dakota, "a the session thereof begun
and held at Pierre, the capital. on the
third Jay of January A. ID. 1905, and con
1905, proposed the following amendment
to the constitution of the state, viz.
A joint resolution proposing and agree
Gle of the constitution of the State OF
South Daeota, and submitting such
amendment to the vote of the people.
Be ii resolved by the house of representa-
tives Of the State of South Dakota, the
senate concurring:
81. That at the next general election in
ent To- section p aatic Of the cons
titution of the State of South Dakota
which is hereby agreed to, shall be sub
mitted TO the electors of this state for their
That section ~ Of article v of the cons.
titution be amended 90 as to read as fol
lows:
"Section 70. The legislature shall have
power to provide for creating such police
magistrates for cities and towns as may
be deemed from time to time necessary
arising under the ordinances of such
cities and towns, respectively, and such
police MAGISTRATES may also be constitu
\ ted ex-0fficio justices of the peace for theii
respective counties. In cities having
population of five thousand or over, the
legislature may provide In lieu Of police
1
| judges whereof shall be chosen in such
manner as the legislature shall prescribe
which courts shall have orgnixed juris
diction of all cases, both civil and crimi
nal, cognixable before Justice of the peace
under the laws of the state, and in which
process shall be served within the city
where such court 10 established; and shall
also have exclusive original Jurisdiction
OF all cases arising under the ordinances
or such city. Such court shall also have
In which such city il situated, in such
vided by law"
The above proposed amendment will be
voted upon by the people at the general
election to be held In this state on Tues.
day, the 9th day of November a. d. 1908.
upon the ballot followed by the words:
shall the above amendment to the
constitution IN relation to police magis-
| and ratified"
Immediately to the left of which shall
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
How II Started.

Talk about human beings having
descended from such as your exclaim-
ed Poll. They're much more likely to
have evolved from birds. You can't
speak their language, and I can"
Il don't deny" responded Jocko,
'that they got their long tongues from
your family"
1t was then that the two had their
celebrated monkey and parrot time
Chicago Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
Sum mon
49, Ig a.

Summon
Aug. 166w
State of South Dakota,
County of Day.
In circuit court,
Fifth judicial circuit
William r. Durland and
Nettie Durland, his wife,
Plaintiffs.
III. ]. Herman. John Barse,
Daniel Hickman, The
Friedman's Aid and
Southern Education So
ciety of the Methodist Summons.
Episcopal Church and
all persons unknown
who claim to have any
estate or interest or lien
or incumbrance upon
the premises described
in the complaint,
Defendants.
The State of South Dakota to the abov,
named defendandants;
You are hereby summoned and required
to answer complaint of the plaintiffs
which was filed in the office of the clerl
this court, at Webster, in the county o
Day, end State of south Dakota, on thu
18th day of July A. ID. 1905, and which
prays for judgment to quiet the title t.
and the determination of all advers
claims against the premises described il
the complaint, situated in Day County
towit:
The east half of the southwest quarter
of section twenty (20;) the north half of TIN
northwest quarter and the southwes
quarter of the northwest quarter and lot
two, three and four (2-34) of section TWEEN
ty-nine (29;) and the northeast quarter
of the north east quarter and lots one two
three and four Q-2-3-4) OF section thirty (3(
all in township one hundred twenty-five
123D of range fifty-four (54) west, and t
serve copy of your answer upon tn
subscribers at their office in the City O
Webster, South Dakota, within thirt.
days after the service of this summon
upon you, exclusive of the day of service
and if you fail to answer said complain
within that time, the plaintiffs will appl,
to the court for the relief demanded in thu
complaint.
Dated July 18th, 1905.
Sears & Potter,
Webster. South Dakota,
Attorneys for Plaintiffs.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
Clerk of said court.
Notice of Final SettI ement of Account.

Notice of Final ttlement of Account.
Aug %
State of South Dakota,
County of Day.
In county court.
In re Estate of George c. Anderson
deceased.
Notice of final settlement.
Notice is hereby given that Nels r. Pet.
erson, administrator of said estate, has
filed in this court his account for final set
Element and petitioned for the distribu-
ton of said estate, and on the Sth day OF
September, 1905, at two o'clock, pm. of said
day the petition of said administrator for
final settlement and distribution will be
heard at the Office of the Judge of said
court in Webster. Day county, South
Dakota, at which time any person inter
ested, may appear and show cause against
the allowance of said account, and the dis
tribution of said estate.
Dated August 2lst, 1906.
John III. Lund.
Attest Judge of said court.
Albert Smith,
Clerk of said court.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

Divorces ere easy to obtain In Tur-
by, and hiisband and wife may re-
marry three times. II they wish to
marry fourth time. the women must
- through the formality Of marrying
another man and then Of being d.
yoeced. Thb enstom has given rise to
= curious prseession-that Of proxy
9unbands. Du<h men are generally
tlInd and haze no hesitancy In relin-
gushing thsiR brides for q money con-
Gl6nration.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
A French view of Engli.hmen

To an American a Frenchman is a
waxed mustachio and extraordinary
stovepipe hat. In "Chaine Anglaise'
the French idea Of an Englishman Is
given. He speaks French with shock
Ing accent ends every sentence with
'all right and when he is introduced
to woman does not remove his cap
from his head or his pipe from his
mouth.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

''What is the matter with the Jig
sonsT'
Nothing, / guess. They appear to
be healthy"
"But the whole family is taking med
icine."
"Oh, the old man had to take
gross of patent mixture on a debt,
and they want to get their money
back"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

he printed the words Eyes" and NO each
preceded by a square in which the elector
can place a cross to indicate his vote.
a cross before the word YES" and those
desiring TO vote NO" will place cross
before the word NO"
Dated at Pierre. the capital, this LIST day
of August, A. ID. 1906.
ID. ID. Wipf, Secretary of State.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
The Essential Tb;oo.

FKfC bS3c1fuaI lIHRs
"What do you do down hereY
"Dream."
"How do you manage It'll"
III cultivate my soul"
Eyes; that's all right. But what |
want to know Is who fills your pipe
for you?'
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

Miss Gusher-That is Lord Noodle
heidi. He made his money In trade.
Miss Slusher-What line?
Miss Matrimonial. He trad
I'd his title for an heiress.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
Graft on a Family Tree.

Guest tat anniversary dinner)-You
belong to one branch Of the hosts fam
Ily, believe. Poor Relation-Yes;
belong to the branch that never had
any plums on it-Tit-Bits.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23
No, He.

"Is he an honest business manY'
"Well, he Isn't growing thin and pale
worrying for fear that the public won't
get fair play"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

All serious souls are better believers
h immortality than we ,an give
grounds for.-Emerson.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

When you hear that some one has
been saying nice things about you
don't swell up with vainglory, but just
try to remember when you passed the
taffy to that particular person.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

Living by the mistakes of others is
the only philosophical way Of living.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

Men think that women are too serious
proposition TO be taken seriously.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

what h woman's greatest trialr'
That's dead easy. Man"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

0rumbljng h Z successful method
soGe people have Of attracting atten-
don
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

He isn't always the best man who
gets the best of everything
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

~Piease, pa," pleaded Bobby. "just
= ~ floht.w ~ pa. closing his book.
syoll. ~. ~" began Bobby. '@who
= oclng - bury the Last man that
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

He who never takes the first step
wont lose out ia the race.
The man is a genius who always sue
seeds In living beyond his income.
Ideals and aspirations would be all
right II tactleSs friends wouldn't ex-
pest one 10 live up 20 them.
The woman who has man belonging
20 her has sort Of superior pity for
the woman who hasn't
One of the pleasantest things in life
is finding an affinity who has money TO
koan.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

'-There's room at the top, you know"
thank you. I prefer company"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-23

State of South Dakota, 90
County of Day.
In circuit court,
Fifth judicial circui
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-08-16
.DAMAS GA
RlIaTIVAS.
S403. rs plOduCtO netO de Ia funCi6n
z 4 heneficiO del hospital De ru-
ieres Y niiOS.

Info mase que el producto neto de la
function benefcio del hospital de mujeres
y nlIios, fu6 de $40s Is.
Nos parece que esa resuItado puede ca
lifcaFae de brillante.
Con esa cantidad, deade luego poT ah0ra
ne viene abaio, no cae un tan nobilisimo
a6lo, que tanto honor hace San Juan
sieAdo ademas demostrai6n palmaria del
altTuismo de Ia sociedad capitalefia.
A instancias y gestiones de las distin-
guidas senoTas Winthrop y Dfaz Navarro
IA compafifa de Opera aport6 tambi6n gus
tosa, su contingente, poni6ndose en- eScena
por primera vez en- este teatro Ia gran
Opera Carmen
De ese modo, y con Ia numerosa concu
rrencfa que, respondiendo al principle
caritivo que informaba el espect6eulo, In
vadi6 poT complete el coliseo; coron6se de
modo esplendido 81 levantado pensamiento
de las seforas de Winthrop J Diaz Nava-
rro, respectivamente vicepresidenta vocal
de latJunta Directiva del hospital de mu.
.jeres J nif1os.
LA Correspondence" felicita La anne
ritada Junta, especialmente las nobilf-
simas sefioras que tai hermosa obra flan-
tr6pica han realizado.
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Sc TRANS SFlERE Ia
representation del
austo
El Sabad0 Sc esilenaIa Ia ObFa
nlaeStra de. lIassenet, agnOn.
Function popular Que Sc dara en honor De "a ssf0-
rIta 6aIs.
d gignienta oaTta reeibimog hoY


s.G G. Giacobazzi despues de salus
daT listed, tiene el gusto de poner en- su
conocimiento que por no haberne termina-
do adm Id confecci6n de varioa traies para
Ia Opera ga UsTO'', se transieTe 80 re-
presentation y e. benefcio del reputable
primer bajo sefior Cirino, para 81 martes
II del corriente; U 81 sabado 4 8, se estre-
nara Ia obra maestro del gran compositor
moderno. frances, Julio Masssnet, titulada
ssMAGNON'
Eata obra es ia favorablemente conoci.
da en- todo 81 mnndo.
Hallaudoae en- esta capital, esperanto
81 turno tercero del teatro municipal para
actuar con una gran cOmpafifa de zarzuela
espafola 81 primer actor diTectog senior
Miguel Casas J 81 aplaudido baritone se-
nor Real, tomaran parte, como Obsequio &
la aefiorita Gals, en- una function popular
que se dara en- honor de dicha artiata, el
25 del corrients, IleYando Ia escena "El
Pobre Valbuena.' Gel DIDO de Ia Africa
ma y tDos Canarios de Cafe =
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-08-16
De SOCIEDAD.

IsabeIitG CoLlGzO.-- encuentra en- esta
ciudsd, la monfsima triguefiita, del vergel
faiardeno, sefiorita Isabel Collazo.
Que sea por mucho tempo el bTillo
aqui de ese bonito sol de hermosura y gra-
cia.
I'm baiIe.-Para los primeros dias del
entrante mes, prepare el Casino EspaTol
dc eBta Ciudad Un msgniico baile que COM
pensara la abstinencia sufrida por los af-
cionados 4 Terspsfcore.
Al IeGtrO.-Esta noche don "Fedora;"
Ia gran Obra musical de Giordano, con le-
ira de Yllica y de Sardou, donde Sc distin-
guen grandemente la primera tiple sefiori-
ia Fontana y los barftonos Borghese y Ca
rozzi, tenor Vanuteli, tiple sefiorita Vicini
Otras parties de la Compaffa. "
El tercer aCto de 81 PuritanI' por Ia
primera tiple sehora Aida Gonzaga, bari
tono BOrghese y bajo CirinO Sc repite tam.
bi6n esta noche, & instancias del pdblico
concurrente las veladas Teatrales, que no
Be cansa de admirar la magnffca ejecuci6n
de eSa parte de la sublime partitura del
immortal Bellini.
Pronto el bsnefcio del bsjo Cirino con
"FauBt. Lleno tambi6n Beguramente.
SEMPER.
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ll2l8I4I5
4. Q Q Q s-12
Y. oI61ilo q. 8

Los muchachos de Las PiedTas jugaEon
sus centavoB al club sVarillas regre9a-
ron sua lares mas s'pelaoB que unas
ratas.
Despaes de dispensarnos atenta vista
de despedida, ha aalidc en- 81 dia de hoy
para Aguadilla, el senior Arturo AFonte,
juez de la corte de distrito de aquella
villa
Ell senior Aponte Sc encuentra en- vaca-
clones vino esta ciudad q pasaT unos
dias.
En- 81 dia dc hoy se est6n ceIebrando
importantes vistas civiles en- Ia Corte de
Distrito.
Hay gran afuencia de transeuntes con
eHe motive entire ellos Sc encuentrau
algunos abogados de Ia isla.
Don Juan Villariny, secretario del
comite unionista de Caguas, Sc encontraba
aver en- esta ciudad.
-Hace tres dias que esta lloviendo
conBtantemente en- este pueblo.
Aqnf Sc puede apoBtar por la mafiana q
que lIueve, con Ia seguridad de que uno
CANA su dinero.
Los abogados don Rafael Lopez Lam
dronzy don Manuel +. Rossy, de San
Juan, Be encuentran en- esta ciudad.
-El senior jose Toro Rios, de esta ciu.
dad, cablegrafi6 aver, de New York, par
ticipando haber hecho una importante
negociaci6n con una frma de considera-
ci6n de aquella ciudad, para impulsar los
trabajoa que practica On su factorfa "Pasto
Viejo."
Es SECURE que con las grandes mejoras
que se efsctuaran on csc ingenio estar6 4
Ia altura de las primeras factorfas de az6-
car que existen en- la isla.
Esta central tiene sembTados muchos
miles de cuerdas de cana para Ia pr6xima
zafIa
lei joven don Ernesto Marin, en- Ia
noche del domingo Sc encontraba paaeando
en- coche, con carroza descubierta, por las
GALES de esta ciudad oriental.
Este corresponsal, en- compafifa de tan
distinguido amigo, echo de menos 4 Rodrf-
guez Cabrera, Braschi y "Momo."
Ell comite de nuestro partido unio-
nista, esta pleparando IN importante mi
tin de propaganda, que Sc llevard q efecto
ell pr6ximo domingo.
En- esa fiesta de la patria hablaran los
mas elocuentes oradores.
-E captain Hurtado, recientemente
trasladado este distrito, lego aver esta
ciudad acompanado de su esposa.
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NOTCIlS De SABANA GRANDE.
e SabadO taVo all Iugar in nltl1 unIoHlsta.
(De naestrO eorrespOnsGg. J

Agosto 14.-Ayer Hali6 para su resi-
dencia en- Cayey don Jose A. Schettini,
dependiente de farmacia, quien pas6 una
corta temporada entire nosotros.
-El sabado IL del actual lego 4 este
pueblo 81 ioven doctor en- medicina ci.
rujfa don Pablo Boneali, que tras brillan-
les triunfos ha terminado su carrera-
D6mosle Ia mas cordial enhorabuena y fe-
licitamos los padres del ayentajado ga.
Ieno.
Ell domingo spr6ximo pasado tuvc lu-
gar un grandioso meeting unionista, ha-
ciendo uso de u palabra distinguidoB ora
dores de Mayagiiez Predomin6 en- los
discursos la nota patri6tica las oracionea
de propaganda proyocaban nutridfsimos
aplausos.
Muy pronto regreaar6 de Lares, en-
donde est6 pasando una temporada nues-
ira queFida paisanita Ia inteligents seiori-
ta Blanca M. Malaret.
Sc halla grRvemente enfermo don
Clemente Garcia. venerable anciano por
cuya salud hacemos fervientes Yotos.
Ell vapor correo eBpanol saldr6 para
CanaFiag 81 Clia %.
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-s--e-e---
La union De PUERTO
Rico triunfante en-
Mayagdez.
COnfliCto SOIuCiOnadO allifelizmente.
Gran manifestation pdbIlGa tendra lugar 81 pro.
vImO domingo,
COnfIicto sOluciOnadO aIlifeIizmsnte.
(EOr telsgrafo.

Los siguientes telegramas hemos recibi-
do de Maysguez:
'NIayagiiez is, 1912 a. m. CORES
pondencia" San Juan. Solucionado feliz-
mente anoche CoDAicto Union de Puerto
Rico de esta ciudad. Patriotas Gigantic y
Trelles depusieron derecho ser candidate,
favor triunfo designando candidate Alber-
to Bravo Gonz6lez.
Tai suceso reuni6 amigos de uno y otro
en- casa de Gigantic, cambiapdose abrazoB
de cordialidad con protestas de entusias-
mos para ir decididamente la lucha com.
pactos unidos.
Lcdo. de Diego corona acto hermoso
pronunciando patri6tico discurso felicitan-
do todos en- nombre Junta Central.
EntusiagtaB yivas aplaueos.
Domingo tarde manifestation recoo-
rrerS Gales poplaci6n en- sefial de jGbilo
ceIebrandose meeting.
EnEusiasmo indescriEtible.
Todos digpuestos la victoria. E
Viva Ia Union de Puerto Rico.-JqtG'a
O. Benites, Corresponsal." f"
''Mayagiiez, AgoBto Is, 1908 a. m.
"La Correspondence" San Juan. En-
nombre de todoS los unionistas mayagiie-
zanoGs Aeal perpeJuamenIe conIunu4uos
en- una suprema aspiration, saludamos go
zosos q Ia Junta Central ofrecemos nueS-
ira adhesion al gobierno.
Enviamos un mensaje de amistad
nuestro queridG leader Jose de Diego, 4
los grandes patriotas de "La Democrats"
y LA Correspondoncia", una invitaci6n q
concordia para nuestros compaiieros de
Utuado Humacao un abrazoi triunfal
4 Ia inyencibIe confraternidad unionista
puertorriquefa.- BravO, Vicente
ITeIles, ATtewo Gigantic"