Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-29

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| reav ter-Tommy, spell Through"
Tommy / spell 1t according TO
precedent or President?
81 wonder what that Chlnaman is
Icing up SO iatof' shirts, l suppose"
New Orlenas Times Democrat.
All the worlds a stage--but the ma
lority of us sit in the gallery and throw
.hings at the performers,-Kansas City
World.
Ferdy-Why did you stop calling on
he Maintenance girl? Algy-why. the
whole Sanity seemed too glad to see
me -Life
Iones-See the wicked artist painting
IN Sunday jerks He might do verse.
Jones tscrutiuizlng picture) lin not
80 sure of that. Judge.
l.0ngbow- What l say Is true. Be
sides "Seeig IS believing" you know.
Wise-No always Longbow yes.
Wise-No. : see you, for instance.
Philadelphia Press
Il don't see why Dashup never gets
along AS a salesman He's the glib
best talker l ever knew That's just
liz. Hes so smooth everybody suspects
hlm. - Detroit Free Press.
Paw, when there's big banquet,
why do they always have spoiled
cheese to wind 1t up withY' Because.
my son, II makes you forget the e&rlier
,ourses. "--C Chicago Tribune.
Describe az nearly as you can, said
She judge, the assault the prisoner
made on YOU 1T wor just com
mon ordinary brick, sor,' replied the
defendant Milwaukee Sentinel.
Miss Ascum And do you really
think II is possible for man to love
two girls at the same time? MIR. Wal
/ ley Surel provided 1t isn't also at the
same place Philadelphia Press
Mr. Citymm should think you
would die OF enuui out here Uncle
/ Silas Corutassei, of Oatmenlyille-No,
/ sir; chills an fever seems TO be the
prevallin ailment Philadelphia Rec
ord
as that all the work You can do in
a day" asked the Disseminated employ
er. "Wcn. sub" answered Erastus
Plnklcy, Il spose I could do mo but
never was much of a hand fob show
in of Washington star.
II want business suit now" said
Slopay 81 was thinking OF something
IN the way OF small plaiG." And |, !"
replied the tailor cant help thinking
Of something in the way OF a small
,heck. Philadelphia .tedger
Remember tho eyes Of the public
are upon you" "Yes,' answered Sen
ator Sorghum, that's wnat worries
me. A man ia 50 closely watched In
these times that he can't get away
with anything. Washington Star,
Rolingstone Nomoss -When people
has hydrophObia de very thought o
water makes 'em sick Thirsty Thing
Iumbob-Is dat SOP | bet I've had it
an me life an didn't know what was
lie matter wild Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Bjoncs- Why the crouch? Psmlth-
| My wife called me a fool BJones-
Cheer up. 1t may not be true. Psmlth
But it H.. She proved 1t. Went and
dug up bunch of my old love letters,
aud rcnd 'em To me--Cleyeland Lead
rr.
Il can marry n rich girl whom / do
not love. or penniless girl whom |
love dearly. Which shall | doT Fol
| low your heart, man, and be happy.
Marry the poor one And. say-er-~
would you mind introducing me to the
other pr Cleveland leader.
Boy tafter watching old sportsman
miss n couple OF r0cketers) Have you
shot often, uncle? unclc-Yes, my
boz. a great deal At one time, In AZ
rca. used 10 live by my gun. Boy
(thoughtfully) Did your And Is that
why you're 80 thin ?? Punch.
John" said Mrs. Worthington at
the supper table the other evening, II
read In the paper to-day OF a man
| who had one wife too many; the rest
OF the article was missing. How many
wives do you suppose the man hadf"
| one. probably. Milwaukee Sentinel.
Miss Dubley-She was braggln' about
! how successful her dinner party was.
| she said II wound up with great
cclaw." what's "eclaw," anyway?
Miss Muglcy Why, guess that was
! The dessert. Didn't you never eat
rnocolate eclaw?- Philadelphia Press.
oar Henry's doln' real well In
town" said Mrs Wayback proudly.
IaHr's runnin' hotel now an' it's "A
Inc one" Lands sakes !" exclaimed
Mrs Korntop. "Yes, Got a letter
from, him this mornln', an he seq I'm
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