The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-01-07

l ldtureS OI lHe NdIlOuS sldlSo ao AaS1 as they assemble. All will be based on publicity, which is correctly re- garded as an adequate remedy. l --z=---=--= The Buster Brown page made for The Age-Herald of today missed connection in shipment from New York, but this pop ular feature will appear next Sunday and every Sunday thereafter. 1 Admiral RojestvenslIy is writing himself down an ass. He really knew no more about what Togo intended to do than he did about the British, and that was nothing at all.
 Bills have been introduced in Congress to pay the Presidents railroad fare. The President is the only man in the country entitled to such good thing. .-.--... ....,-
 Andrew Carnegie's books are harmless, and there is really no reason why he , should not be permitted to write one a month. if he be so minded. | Prophet Spangler predicts earthquakes this year. but he forgets to state that they will be under Chauneey M. Depew exclusively.
 
 This is Christmas day in Russia, but 1t is not one of joy except among the reactionaries who are just now in the ascendant.
  The Baldwin Times says that there is not an incorporated town in Baldwin county It is time for Bay Minette to smoke up
 Every South American president is equipped with an iron hand. and hot foot. The latter is far use in an emer- geney.
 -------------. All Is well at the White House. Slip pers, the eat, has returned and Miss Alice is to be married next month.
 
 The year 1906 has made good begin ming in Birmingham. It will be year of great progress and development.
  The referee system in Alabama is al- most as chaotic as the bureaucracy in Russia. They are not wholly unlike.
 4------------------ The McCalls are to start another in- surance company, but they will not start their own salaries at the old rate.
 ------ ---~. The Chicago face is now attracting more attention than the Chicago foot. which still fills a great deal of space. Messrs. Mccall Odell and Blackburn have really buclSed public opinion, and each got the worst of it. ----.s.------ Perhaps one reason why the chorus does not get any more is that the prima donnas get so much
 
 Depews rantanlSerous friend is in a sanltarlum. Possibly he ought to be in penal institution --------------------------- '19O6' is becoming easy and familiar to steel pens and even to those of the fountain sort.
  MT. Carnegie has built many libraries and now he is engaged in writing books to fill them.
 Speaker Wadsworth should not lmblbe the idea that he is as big as Speaker Joe Cannon.
 Every few days somebody falls off the water wagon. What thlrsts these mortals have!
 The defeated Rojestvensky is trying to unload some of the blame on somebody else l The Russian court camarllla is happy when it can induce the Czar to be drastic ---..-----------ae---------- Jacob II. Schiff is trying to beat Law son out of his job as prophet of evil.
 
 The pen of Press Agent Bishop was not mighter than the resolution in Congess. ----------.------~-- The memory of hazers at Annapolis is poor as that of lynchers at Elkmont.
 -------------.----------- When money is missing the first thing to find out Is who is missing. Senator Smoot is as hard of hearing as Senator Chauncey M. Depew.