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The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1906-09-28
FAIRFIELD COUNTY.
HUNTINGTONs
NOTES FROM WHITE HILLS.

NOTES FROM WHITE HILLS.
The church has been newly papert d
and new carpet laid in the vestibule.
The exterior has received two coats of
paint, also the fence in front. The
whole has cost $3.50. During the com
ing year the ladies hope to get new
carpet for the church. Then the chu, Oh
will look as neat and attractive as any
country church.
Miss Lucy Bryant of New York Cit,
has spent week in town as the guest
OF Mrs George Drew.
The peach crop at George Drew'>
has been good one and Is harvested
except some very late trees.
Mrs Ashington of Waterbury, who
has Summered with Miss Louise
Nichols, expects to remain a portion
of the winter.
Daniel A. Nichols has had his house
painted. Charles Etzell did the work
Mrs Nicholas Wakeley Is with her
sister, Mrs tone, in Derby, for q few
weeks.
Mrs Ernest Upton is at o. G.. Boards.
Long Hill, for sojourn Of a few weeks
F. B. Drew, has filed his silo. He
had fine crop Of corn.
MW william French and son spent
Sunday, the 10th, at E. G. Wixon's.
HORSE GOES THROUGH BRIDGE.
On Friday evening, September H.
as the truckman from Derby was re-
turning home after moving a small
building from Shelton to the OLD Lane
Mrs f. J. Booths the planking broke
through and let the hind legs to one of
his horses down to the body and the
horse was unable to get out alone.
The man got out several of the men
nearby and after working some time
they got the horse out safely. Fortu-
nately he was not seriously hurt. His
hind legs were scratched little.
This is a warning to our town fathers
to look after the bridges little clos
er. This bridge has needed new plank.
ing for the last two years. ~
MISS CAWTHRA-MR RAU. q,
There was a pretty home wedding,
last week, Wednesday, September 49,
at $50 o'clock, at the home of Mr. and
Mrs William Cawthra, when their
daughter, Miss Lillian Cawthra, and
Frederick Rau of Monroe we're united
in marriage. Rev H. l.. Everest per-
III AANA OAAN NOA OIAOAys nj UO- OA1O "ON-
ding a reception took place and nice
supper was served. The newly mar
ried couple received a number of hand
some and useful presents. Mr. and
Mrs Frederick Rau have the best
wishes of their many friends as they
begin life in their new home.
Mrs Edward Dowker has purchased
Of Walter Edwards his lot just west of
the Center and expects soOn to erect q
house on the foundation to the cellar
which Mr. Edwards built some time
ago.
In the hard shower ON Wednesday,
September IL, lightning struck the
house of Philip Jones and also the
house of Nicholas Wakelee on White
Hills, but fortunately at neither place
was there much damage done.
Louis Tappen of Booths Hill had
two cows die, last week, with hydro
phobia. They we're bitten about
three weeks ago by mad dog.
George D. Nichols Of Booths Hill
has nice pair of fat steers he is offer
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1906-09-28
HOUSE DESTROYED BY FIRE.

About / O'Clock. q week ago Sunday
morning, the village was aroused by
the burning of one of Smith & Sons
houses at the north end Of the village.
The house was occupied as clothing
store and residence by d. H. Chertock
and when fire was discovered, it was
20 far under way that it was impossi-
BILE to save the building. Mr. Cher
took, who occupied rooms on the Sc
life, having to jump from a window.
He was aroused by the smoke and upon
opening his door found the way cut
OF by the flames. The cause Of the
fire Is unknown. Mr. ChertOck came
home about II O'Clock and retired al
most Immediately. He heard nothing
further until aroused as stated. Indi-
cations are that the store had been
entered by burglars, and If that Is SO,
that possibly the building was fred in
that manner, either purposely or by
accident. Every thing in the house
was an entire loss as it was impossible
to save anything, the flames having
gained such Roadway before being dis
ard saving the two adjoining houses,
one on each side, by putting drench-
ing carpets thrown over the roofs and
sides. DR. Joseph Robinson, who lives
next door, removed all valuables and
most Of his furniture, as it was
thought at first it would be impossible
to save that dwelling. Had there
been any wind it could not have been
saved. AS 1t was, by ; O'Clock the
Chertock house was In ashes and no
further damage was done. There is
insurance on both house and contents,
but, as is usually the case, not enough
to cover the loss. 1t Is fortunate that
Mrs Chertock and children we're away
from home, otherwise it might have
been impossible to have gotten the
children from the burning building.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1906-09-28

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RaWiey viller-North 1l.o6 m. 80. a0a. as
Pm. Sunday, aS 2 m. Leave for Bethel
=, Isl. a.N I'm: So pm.
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m. sunday f0.34 m. South, f9.43 N. f3O6
pm. Sunday, 7.0s p m.
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Sunday. re ~: South. fsss m. taoos ass
m. Sunday $50 am. South. 7.3sa m 9s6 =
m. g 81 m. Sunday 46 ID.
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m. IA p m. sunday, t99 p m.
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The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1906-09-28
Women's Section.
18-GOred
Chiffon
Panama
skirts,
SIS. IS.

You may journey to Gotham
and find these skirts in two
great stores wearing the $40
mark with good grace. BY
that you may Judge fairly of
the economy of this shop for
women.
The skirts are of fine blue
and back chiffon panama, full
pleated back and front, with
graduated strap effect over the
hips. The model is ours ex-
clusively.
Right, Rear, Main Section.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1906-09-28

HIGHLAND DIVI6IOA.
Danbury-East, 7.2s 7.46. u.00 q m. A.17 m.
Wes 8.N q n, SIS. $40 p m. Sunday. east
as So NJ sess - =.
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sonthfoFd-Esst a6l,a m. n.As. ZOE m. West
Wsterbufy-Bue, &s7 . m, lsoe. TT m
West $50 N &06. zoo m.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1906-09-28
The Travellers Guide.
NEW YORK. NEW HAVEN AND HART
DRD RAILROAD.
BGRK6HlRs DIvisIOM

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$50 pm; Sunday. Ssh q. m.
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Bossford-North, 7.a2. 1929. . m, s2.46 sos
5.11, SIS. I'll p m; Sunday, s49 2!O4 \ m. 6.49
South, zos. s.2s, 1889 m. a.47. Csc p m. Sum
day 7.54 m.
See Botsford above.
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m; Sunday, S.54 m; South, 7.1a s.e 10.3l =
Long Hil-North, f7.1& 1O.0a, = m. 446
as m; Sunday. fS.4s m; South 7.sl, s.s7,
1885 q M, 4.00, 7.O6 p NJ; Sunday, $40 p m.
as m; sunday. fs.4s m; south, IA. az.
10.A am; 406, III p m; Sunday, SIG 10.
as m; Sunday, s.so = m; Arrive TO, as
m. 1859 AZ. Us m: Sunday, &2s y. m.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
Living In Coral Houses.

The church built of coral Is one OF
the curiosIties of the Isle of Maize,
one of the Seychelles islands, In the
Indian ocehn. The Seychelles Islands,
which are supposed by many to be the
site of the Eden of the Old Testament
form an archipelago of ia islands and
are situate about 1,400 miles east or
Alden and 1000 miles of Zanzibar.
They rise steeply out of the sea. culmi-
mating In the Isle of Maize. which Is
about 3,O)0 feet above the level of the
ocean ana Is nearly the center of the
group. All these islands are of coral
growth. The houses are built Of a
species of massive coral hewed Into
square books, which gllsten like white
marble and show themselves to the
utmost advantage In the various tinted
green of the thick tropical palms,
whose immense fernlike leaves give
pleasant and much needed shade. These
palms grow as high as 100 feet or more,
overtopping both the houses and the
coral built church. They line the sea-
shore and cover the mountains. form
Ing In many places extensive forests.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
KITCHEN llELPS.

Dry your saucepans before you put
them away.
Coffee grounds kept In the sink
strainer will catch grease and thus pre-
vent cloggiug of the pipes
A cloth dipped in boiling water,
wrung out and placed over fish that
has been boiled will keep it warm for
quite a while.
Sprinkle a little crushed borax on a
flannel cloth that has been wet in hot
water and we'll soaped. This will
brighten the copper like magic. Rinse
and polish.
The odor that clings SO persistently
to a utensil in which fish or onions
have been fried may be dispelled by
placing In hot oven for ten or fifteen
minutes after washing and drying.
If teaspoonful of concentrated lye
with cupful of water be put In ket-
tie whose contents have burned on the
bottom and left to stand for few
hours there will be no trouble In re-
moving the burned substance.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10

Our social organization has devel-
oped to a stage where the old right
eousness Is not enough. We need an
annual supplement to the Decalogue.
Tho growth of credit institutions, the
spread of fiduciary relations. the en-
meshing of industry In law, the inter-
lacing Of government and business. the
multiplication OF boards and ingpect-
ors, beneficent as they all are. they In
vite to sin. What gateways they open
to greed! What fresh parasites they
let In on US. How idle in our new
situation to intone the old litanies!
The reality of this close knit life Is not
to be seen and touched; 1t must be
thought The sins 1t opens the door to
are to be discerned by knitting the
brows rather than by opening the eyes.
1t takes Imagination to see that bogus
medical diploma, lying advertisement
and fake testimonial are death dealing
instruments. 1t takes imagination to
see that savings bank wrecker, loan
shark and investment swindler In tax
Ing livelihoods take lives. 1t takes
Imagination to see that the business or
debauching voters. fixing juries. Sc
ducing lawmakers and corrupting pub
lie servants Is like saving through the
props of crowded grand stand.-E A.
Ross In Atlantic.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10

Strong glass plates are bored through
by means of rotating brass tubes Of
the necessary diameter, which are
filled with water during boring. To
the water there is added finely pull
verified emery. 1t is said that thinner
glass can he perforated with holes In
an easier fnanner by pressing disk
of wet clay upon the glass and making
a hole through the clay Of the widths
desired. so that at that spot the glass
is laid bare. Then molten lead Is
poured into the hole. and lead and
glass drop down at once. This method
is based upon the quick local heat
ing of the glass. whereby 1t obtains a
circular crack, the outline of which cor
responds to the outline of the hole
made In the clay. The cutting of glass
tubes, cylinders. etc. In factories Is
based upon the same principle.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
Moderation In Exercise.

II Is better to he lazy than dead, and
1t is probably just as comfortable. For
obvious reasons the prescription to take
moderate exercise Is misleading and
unsatisfactory. Most Of us are consti-
tutionally incapable of exercising mod
erately. We begin violently and end
quickly. And what is moderate exer-
else? One philosopher who tried it for
twenty years arrived at this conclu-
sion: Keep a pair of Indian clnbs in
your bedroom. Look at them frequent
ly. Exercise by their suggestion"
This has the merit of moderation. 1t
Is the same rs to walking. Smell the
morning. look down the long way that
separates you from your business.
Then take n car.-Detroit Free Press.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
JOURNAL advertising pays.
Presidential Spelling

The following letter from the Rev.
John NJ. Ferguson, Portland, Oregon,
was received by his father, pastor at
Wilmington, o.:
"Deer Pawpa:
AS Prezidunt Ruzvelt sez, we must
spell like Artemus Ward, will tri to
dew SO.
IT seems strange that Tedy shud git
such an idee. | wunder and wunder
whair he got the huntch.
But we must bee law-abiding sitizans
and do the best we kan to follow our
CRATE leeder.
Way down in Jarsey larnt how to
spell when / attendud the Deestrick
skule. Now must forgit all what i
larnt with SO many hard knox, and
spell as the Govament sez.
AS my friend, A. Ward sez, "this is
two mutch," so let me stop and wepe
The stunt teer.
Yours trooly,
Jawn M. Forkesun,
Portlund, Oreegun.
Sept. 10, 1906.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
AntfciDntinn Him.

katharine" said Bob as he brought
his club chums down to the depot
platform, these are all my friends"
"Glad to meet you. gentlemen" re-
piled the bride sweetly. "and am
so sorry that you are going to be sick"
"Sick!" echoed the crowd in aston
ishment. "Why should you think we
are going to be sick?"
"Oh, because soon after the honey
moon married man always finds a
great many sick friends to sit up
WITH Columbus Dispatch.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
Fireworks. y.

Fireworks originated in the thir-
teenth century, along with the evolu-
tion of powder and cannon. They
were first employed by the Florentines,
and later the use of fireworks became
popular in Rome at the creation of the
popes. The first fireworks. which re-
semble those which we see nowadays,
were manufactured by Tore, an 1tal-
ian artist, and displayed in Paris In
1854.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
Notice to Limit Creditors

Estate of Lydia A. Parminter, Deceased
Pursuant to the order of E. C. Hewitt, Surro
sixth day of September, a. ID. 1905, on the
application of the subscriber, executrix OF
said deceased, notice is hereby given to the
creditors of sa d deceased TO exhibit to the
subscriber under oath or affirmation their
claims and demands against the estate Of
sixth day of September, A. ID. 1906, or they
will be forever barred of any action against
the subscriber.
Dated September g, A. ID. 1908.
MINNIE o. PARMINTER,
EXecutriX.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
Not of Much Account.

The lord chief justice of England used
TO sing In the choir of a parish church.
A woman once asked the verger to
point out Sir Richard Webster as be
then was. The verger replied. "Well,
maam. that's the vicar and them's the
curates and I'm the verger. but as for
the choir, as long as they does their
dooty we don't inquire into their hante-
cedentSv
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
Delicate Operntion.

"Yaas." suddenly declared Cholly
Braneless. I'm going to work. I've
made up my mind"
"You haveP exclaimed Miss Pep
perry. MY! What a delicate opera
tionr'-Cathelic Standard and Times.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10

$50 you are still unmarried" said the
girl friend
'Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. And
when l see the disappointments of the
girls who are married l begin to be
lieve there is, after all. something in
this doctrine of the survival of the fit
test. st."-WGshington Star.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
STUPID.

81 wish l was half as beautiful as
Miss Brown" remarked the fair Edith
TO Mr. Green.
"Well. you are, you know" replied
Green, thoughtlessly.
Then he wondered why she suddenly
rose and left him.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
Bringing 1t Home.

Her Father-What are you and young
Shortlelgh going to live on in case you
marry? His Daughter-Well, If you
must know. papa, look in the mirror.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
PrODOSaIS

Bids will be received by the Board of Educa-
tion of Holly Beach for three iron fire es-
capes, Philadelphia standard. Bid to be in
the hands of the district clerk on or before
October "a, 1906. For further particulars see
s. II. BOWLER,
District Clerk.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10

He censures Cod who quarrels with
the lmperfectlons Of men.-Burke.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
VINELAND SEEKS TO
NAME FERRY BOAT

In a Letter TO Superintendent Low
ell Mayor ConWen Asks That
Next Ferry Boat Be Named
for His Town. Says Vine
land is Mother Of Wild
wood and OtherTowns
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10

state of New Jersey, County of Cape Nav, SIS.
l, SAMUEL +. MCKNIGHT, Cashier of the
above named bank, do solemnly swear that
the above statement is true to the best of nv
knowledge and belief
SAMUEL +. MCKNIGHT, Cashier,
SUBSCRIBED and sworn to before me this 7th
day of September, 1906.
JOHN BRIGHT, Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:
r. w. RYAN,
FRED G. MEYER,
JED DUBOIS,
Directors
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1906-10-10
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
Marine National Bank

at Wildwood, N. j., in the State of New Jer-
sey, at the close of business, September 4, 1905:
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
WONDERFUL GERANlUMS.
Why California Should Beat the World
 on Common Flowers,


 It is singular fact that we Cali fornians neglect the geranium, says writer in the Garden Magazine. East erners envy us because the geraniums grow up to the second story of house and visitors say that five-foot hedge of red geraniums is one of the most brilliant sights on earth. Why don't we have more hedges like this? And why don't we have more and bet Ire geraniums everywhere instead of coddling rare plants that are not adapted to our conditions? No other plant native or foreign, seems to be so perfectly at home with us as the much-neglected geranium.
 Any one who explores our foothills and canyons may find deserted cabins around which are growing many varie- ties of geraniums, in nearly all shades of color, from white to carmine, with no hand near to till, with no moisture except the annual rainfall, yet seeming to thrive fully as well as the average uative plant.
 The geranium Is valuable for its foli- age effect alone for massing in our drier and more barren spots-yet the geranium with us, as everywhere, is distinctly towering plant, more 50 by far than the canna and host of other well-known "bedders." This ne- glect is due, no doubt, to the ease with which it can be grown.
 The novelty of being able to grow geraniums out of doors every month of the year appeals very strongly to the newcomer, who has known it only as much-coddled pot plant, after he sees the possibilities of our climate, some- thing less common-something impos- sible of successful growth in his east ern home-claims his attention to the complete neglect of the geran,um
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Perseverance.

Born in poverty, reared in obscurl- ty, little Tad suffered many handicaps through youth, and never knew what it was to have a penny to get gum drops or licorice root.
 Did he lose hope? No; he perse- vered until he is now opulent, for lit tie Tad has become a plumber.-In- dianapolis Star.
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Proof to the Contrary.

"No," she said as she glanced down the column of marriage notices, "it can not be true that marriage is lottery"
 And why not?" queries the young man In the parlor scene.
 Because" she replied, pointing to the column in question, there Is law prohibiting the advertising of lotteries and just look at this"
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Undoubtedly True.

And that's no lie," said the man who occasionally thinks aloud.
 What's no lie?" queried the party with the rubber habit
 That we would be more thankful for the things we have if there were not so many other things we want" explained the noisy thinker
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Might Have Been Worse.

"Mr. Cartridge, we are obliged to dis miss you." said his employer; you were intoxicated last night"
 'Thank you, sir
 ''For what?'
 "You have spared me the easy and nat ural gag about being loaded and fired.' And have to admit being half shot,"
 He ,lrifted cut looking blank.
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Too Realistic.

Mrs. Gaswell-Is your niece still do- Ing art work?
 Mrs. Clymer - Yes, indeed. The other day she painted a bunch of golden rod so lifeilke and natural that 1t gives me the hay fever every time look at it.-Chicago Tribune.
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Didn't Have n Fair Chance.

"Webster," asked his intimate friend, "did you declare yourself to Miss Peach am last night, as you told me you were going to do?"
 No, Hayne," said the rising young statesman, flushing with indignation. "She applied the gag rule before I had been talking two minutes" !"
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
In Disguise.

The Western Senator shook his head. "No,' he said, "I can't support your bill for government control of insurance" "Why not?"
 "Well, in the first place, you've got the title twisted. Call it bill for insur- ance control of the government and I'll talk it over.'
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
A Sense of Delicacy.

"In few years We will hear no more of grafting," said the earnest reformer.
 q sincerely hope so," answered Sen ator Sorghum. Tt is an ugly word of low origin. I will be glad when a sub- stitute is provided" Washington Star.
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
For His stomnch,s Sake.

"On what grounds do you expect to get divorce from your wife?" asked the friend.
 "Incompatibility of temper" replied the dissatisfied husband. "She is al. ways quarreling with the cook, and can't afford to lose the cook"
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Evidence at Hand.

Death often changes aversion into love- remarked the man who has a mania for handing out quotations.
 That's right" rejoined the ordinary mortal. q have an antipathy for hogs, but I dearly love sausages."
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
In, Spite of His Handicap.

q want you to notice that man." a "What is peculiar about him."
 '"He has achieved distinguished success in life in the face of the worst discour- agements any man ever had. He is the son of, rich parents and wasn't born and raised on a farm"
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Domestic Joys.

"Such man as you are," snapped the angry better half of the combine, "doesn't deserve to have a wife"
 ''That's right, my dear" calmly re- piled pa. "I've often wondered what I ever did to deserve such an affliction."- Chicago Daily News.
Holbrook argus., 1906-04-21
Thorough.

q hear," said ,ne financier, "that MT. Rockefeller is n hing his feet in the early morning oew to benefit his health"
 "Yes," replied the other Having gotten all there is out of oil, he is going to try water" r."-Washington Star.