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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-23
Just one little drumlet.
Just one pair OF sticks.
Just one Christmas morning,
Just one hundred kicks.

T. n. Con counting up | find my wife
spent $I..p more this year for Christmas
than she did last year. I attributed this tn
the fact that she followed the newspapers
advice to shop early. She shopped cary
each morning. Have | good ground for
claiming damages? Aft you can prove
that your wife really followed our advice
you ought to sue her. not But before
you sue you might see if some of that
$3.50 is not headed your way.
Rat tat-tat.
Rat "A tat-tat,
Please quiet the noise
Or give up the Nat.
The janitors greying.
The neghbOrs are leaving:
The owners convinced
That hearings believing.
Rat -tat-tatt
Rat -tat-tat,
Please quiet the noise
Or give up the fat,
X. V.-How many words has the Presi-
dent sent TO Congress in the course Of his
official messages already this session? A
The clerks are still counting. several re.ays
having been already exhausted. Just before
going to press We learn by phone that the
count now is S,793.6l4 including those in
reformed spelling.
CAUTION S.-What is the best equipment
for a homemade Santa Claus outfit for "A
Christmas entertainment? Ave should
think asbestos whiskers, steel wire clothes
and couple of fire eNtinguishers would
fill the bill. UNCLE JASPER.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-23

r. ?. P.-Do YOU consider Superintendent
Chancellor lucky man? A.-Oh. dear.
yes; he was down south when the District
him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-23

PATER-My small son insists upon know
ing where Santa Claus lives and | am
stumped for an answer. Can you hep me =
A-Simplicity. Tell him that's what Peary
Is trying to find out. Sidestep, Pater. side
step.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEALTH
Great Natures Do Not Despair at Dis
appointment-They Look for
Something Else to Do.

The broad-gauged man of today does
not get blue ju9 because things don't
always come his way unless there is
something the matter with him. If he
fails down. on one proposition he im
mediately starts 70 look up another. lie
always looks forward and keeps on huStI-
irg A man with his health and faculties
has plenty of opportunities and the man
who gives up or even feels like it has
either a small nature or some physical
Dyspepsia certainly puts the best of
men out of condition for work of any
kind. You cannot blame the dyspeptic
for getting blue. The very nature of his
disease is most depressing and caIcu-
lated to deprive him Of ambition, energy
and hope. There is hope for him, how
ever. certain and sure.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are recOg-
rized throughout the length and breadth
Of the land as the one cure that's safe
and sure Their unbounded popularity
res ultin@ from the thousands and thous-
ands of cures they have effected. prove
beyond the shadow of 3 doubt their
grea tness as a cure. Wherein lies their
ere Natures own simple remedy. They
90 the exact work IN exactly the same
way that the digestive fluids of the
stomach do. because they are composed
sess the same properties. They relieve
the weak and WORKOUT stomach of is
burden Of digestion and permit 1t with
out let or hindrance to rest and grow
sound and well The stomach will get
we'll quick enough in its own natural way
if it is let alone That is what Stuarts
Dyspepsia Tablets do. They not only
lei if alone themselves bit make the food
T. ken into the stomach do the same
You can satisfy Yourself of the truth
OF this statement by putting the food
Won would eat into a glass jar with
sufficient water and one Of Stuart's Dys-
pensia~ Ta blets The process of digestion
y~iII be taken M and carried out lust as
the gastric juice ard other digestive
fluids would co il. Their action is nat
y, al and they cause no disturbance in
tbe digestive organs IN fart Won forget
1-ou have a stomach when they begin to
do their worl<. So mild and natural is tho
ore atior. St5art's DvSnepsia Tablets are
fer sale hV all druggists at Soc a haX
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
NEW OFFICERS ARE CHOSEN
Salt Lake County Horticultural
Society Holds Its Annual
Meeting.

Officers were elected as follows at the
annual meeting of the Salt Lake County
Horticultural society in the city and
county building yesterday: James NJ,
Fisher. jr, president; Martin Christie
pherson, vice president; n. D. Jensen,
secretary; a. Byhomer, assistant sec
retarV
Letters from Senators Reed SmOot and
George Sutherland and Congressman Jo-
seph Howell were read, in which the
members of the congressional delegation
promised to do what they could to IN
terest the government in the smoke
nuisance, pests and other matters
ciety. The society adopted a vote of
thanks to the three officials for their
promised aid.
The society will meet on the second
and fourth Saturdays of each month
hereafter.
Jensen, Samuel D. Wallace, John p. So
rensen, Z. S. Lovesy, r. 7. Love, James
NJ Fisher. jr., A. Byhomer, l. Marsh,
Martin Christopherson and S. J. Stookey.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
LARCENIST GIVEN PAROLE
Sentenced From Ogden Over a
Year Ago-ACtion in
Other Cases.

James T. Hill, convicted Of grand lar
ceny in Ogden. Oct. 3. 1904 and sentenced
to two and One-half years by Judge II. H.
RoIapp. was paroled by the state board
of DardOns at its meeting yesterday.
The board denied the applications for
pardon of James T, DAILY, George Parry
and Brigham Lyon. convicted of statu-
tory offenses; John Armstead, house
breaking, and Harry Moss, involuntary
manslaushter-
The sentence of Samuel Richards, con-
victed of burglary in Sanpete county and
sentenced to two Years by Judge Ferdi-
nand Erickson, Jan. II, 1905, was cOmmu-
ted to expire Feb. /. 1906. Moss KiffOrd.
convicted Of voluntary manslaughter and
sentenced to five years by Judge G. w.
Morse. Dec. 10 1903. was granted a COM
mutation 10 oct. l. 1906.
Charles r. Knowles petition for resto-
ration of good time was denied.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
IN THE COURTS.

John Smith pleaded guilty to striking
a DOv named LenO BartagnOH and Was
fined s. by Judge J. ]. Whitaker yester-
day.
Mrs. Alma Sophia EdstrOm a divOLce
from John Edstrom on the ground of
fgailure to support and awarded her the
custody of their child.
The Utah Association of Credit Men
was yesterday given judgment by default
against Joshua Bennett for S33I.l0 by
Judge Lewis.
Judge Richie yesterday continued the
election contest of Joseph Stern against
Stephen l.. Richards, involving the Office
OF city attorney of Murray, until Jan. u
The ballots will be in the custody OF
County Clerk J. T. Eldredge, jr.
Judge Ritchie yesterday entered a de-
cree of foreclosure for $676 with interest,
$76 attorneys fees and $3.50 costs in favor
Of the Western Loan & Savings Co.
against James Christensen and others.
H NJ. II. Lund was appointed receiver or
the property under a bond of $500
Carl Lund yesterday filed suit for s15, 600
for personal injuries against the Utah
Light q Railway company. Lund alleges
that he was passenger on a car that
cOiIided with another car on the Caldcr'S
Park line east of Liberty park, Nov. II,
1905, and that as a result of the COLI
sion he received serious and permanent
injuries to his head, arms. legs, thighs,
ribs, spine, hips, back and kidneys, etc.
Final discharges in bankruptcy were
granted by Judge Marshall in the federal
court yesterday to Charles H. Wilkinson
Charles BOnetti Henry c. Matthews anG
Charles T. HarkinSOn, all of Salt Lake,
and to Daniel j. Harmon of Roy, We
bef county The petitions in bankruptcy
Of Bernard w. SiddeII, Charles z. Ellis
and A. c. Young, all of Salt Lake, were
adjudicated and referred TO the referee
in bankruptcy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
THEY WISH TO LEAVE CITY
Residents of Forest Dale Think
Metropolitan Life Is
Without Benefits.

Representing that they receive little or
no benefit in comparison with taxes levied
by being part of the town of Forest
Dale. a number OF its residents yesterday
flied in the district court a petition ask
ing TO have all o. the town east of Ninth
East street disconnected from the mu-
uicIpal corporation. They represent that
they do not share in the maintenance of
roads or sidewalks, water system, fire or
police protection or municipal representa-
ton Of any kind.
The petition is signed by S. A. Sorenson,
Horace Eldredge, e. II. Airs, Glen r.
Boutwell,. Rio Grande Western Railway
company, Utah Nursery company. Granite
Lumber company. the Country Club. Jonn
Deering, w c. A. SmOot AlDheus Rock
wood J. A. lockwood. Samuel lockwood.
Il wing NJ Higley. II L. Hansen and
Kierstic Hansen
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
THE DEATH RECORD.
Robert Nelson Stephens.

Philadelphia. Jan. 2O.-Robert Nelson
Stephens of this city, the dramatist,
died. today in BOurnemouth, England,
aged 40 years. Stephens wrote many
short stories for magazines and became
a theatrical agent and dramatist in
New York in 1898, writing plays, nOta-
bly, the Steve Brody melodrama, "On
the Bowery." Later he wrote "An En-
envy to the King" which was produced
by E H SOthern, and THE Ragged
Regiment" produced at the Herald
Square theatre, New York
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
LEGISLATURES TO
LOOK AFTER INSURANCE

New York. Jan. 2O.-A general de-
cis-On that insurance reforms should be
inaugurated Immediately by state leg
islatures throughout the country was
arrived at by the insurance commits
sioners of several states who conferred
today with the New York legislative
committee which investigated the mat
ter. Conferences between this commit
tee and the state commissioners have
covered a period of two days.
Senator Armstrong. chairman of the
New York committee, said that there
would probably be no more conferences.
He said that the committees report
would be ready for the legislature in
about two weeks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
CHANGES IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Miss Mary Mayne Resigns as Physi-
cal Culture Director.

The resignation of Miss Mary Mavne
as instructor of physical culture in the
Salt Lake high school was accepted at a
meeting of the committee on teachers
and school work of the board of education
yesterday and Miss Elsie J. Ward was
recommended for the place The COM
mittee also recommended Eloise r. Allen
and Mary Connolly as teachers in the
high school at salaries of $S5 per month
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
DIRECTORS MEETING.

A meeting of the Board of Directors
OF the West Mountain Lime and Stone
company for the purpose of eiecting
officers for the ensuing year and
transactfng such other business as
may come before the board, will be
held at Room 216, d. F. Walker build
ing at 2:30 D. m. on Tuesday, Jan 30
JOHN GREEN. Director
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
LOGAN EXCURSION
January gath,

Via o. S. L., under auspices Manufac-
turers & Merchants association. Special
leaves Salt Lake s a. m, returning
reaches this city at 1880 p. m. Round
trip only $3.50. Tickets will also be good
for return on Jan. %. City Ticket Of
fee, 201 Main street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21

Portland, Jan. 29.-Charles A. Hoy. ell
der in the Christian Catholic Apostolic
Church in Zion, who has Jurisdiction of
gon, has received a Telegram from Over
seer John c. Excel at Zion City deny
ing that John Alexander Dowie had been
deposed as director of financial matters
in Zion City. The telegram follows:
Absolutely no foundation for state
ment in press dispatches that DR.. Dowie
been set aside in financial matters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
NEW COVERT JACKETS
AT z. c. NJ L
DENVER AND RETURN, $40.

On Jan. q and % the COLORADO
MIDLAND will sell round-trip tickets
Salt Lake TO Denver and return, good
until Feb 10, for $4,000 Through Pull
man observation car daily. See Colo
radios best scenery on this line. Ticket
office, n West Second South, Salt
Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
ANTI REBATE PLEDGE,

New York. Jan. 2O.-About $50 mem
bers Of the Life Underwriters associa-
ton Of New York met today and
pledged themselves to organize an anti
Relating bureau to prevent the practice
of giving or accepting rebates on life
nrerniIlr1S
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
Harvey v. Hurd.

Chicago, Jan. 20.-Harvey V. Hurd
for many years a prominent attorney
of this city and the author of a number
of legal textbooks, died today of
paralysis.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
keifer's Amendment.

There was an hours debate on an
amendment offered by Mr.. Keifer
t0hio) increasing from $3426 to $4,000
the amount for transportation of sill
YER coin.
Mr.. Keifer closed the debate in favor
Of the amendment He said he would
not attempt to answer the argument
against the appropriation, that it was
abused because someone in the treas
Try DEPARTMENT had made a vicious
contract for its expenditure. His point
was that to cut off the amendment
would leave many sections of the coun-
try without silver coin unless it was
shipped in at the open expense of the
government. The amendment was lost.
20 ayes and "a nays.
The house passed a senate bill ex-
tending the time on which settlers on
the Uintah Indian reservation in Utah
may establish their residences. An ad-
journment was had at 4:45 O'Clock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
Modern Plurnpino

At moderate prices. George G.. Doyle
6 Co. 81 state street. Phone 49,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21

NEW COVERT JACKETS
AT z. G. NJ. I.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
SPEND THE MONEY
WITHOUT STINT
Heads Of Departments Have Little
Regard for What Congress May
Think About It.
LAW EVADED RIGHT ALONG
HOUSE PROPOSES TO APPLY THE
BRAKES.

Washington. Jan. 2O.-In the house
consideration of the urgency deficiency
bill was taken up. An agreement was
reached to close general debate in two
hours.
In discussing the bill and giving an
illustration of the loss of control of
appropriations by congress, Mr.. Taw-
ney said there seemed to be two funds
in the control of the navy department
with which repairs to vessels might be
made. One under the direct control of
the secretary, he said, was being used
to practically refit naval vessels with
machinery.
The weak point in the law Of last
year, he said, was that the required
apportionment could be waived by the
head of a department. This is to be
remedied in the pending bill.
Picture of Knox.
Having his attention called again to
the item in the bill of $2,615 for a. pOr-
trait of ex-Attorney General Knox, Mr..
Padgett CTennessee) asked Mr.. Tawney
if he believed that to be a justifiable
appropriation.
Mr.. Tawney replied that no man
could Justify the appropriation, but he
UNDERSTOOD II TO nave DeGn the CUSTOM
for some years in all departments that
when a retired head of a department
or bureau officer leaves his position,
''sOOn thereafter his portrait adorns the
walls of the office in which he served,
and the expenditure has been paid out
of the contingent fund"
1t developed during the consideration
of the bill for amendment that, as Mr..
Littauer remarked, the state depart
ment had sought to evade the law of
last year restricting the use Of gov
eminent carriages to heads of depart
merits, and had secured carriages for
assistant secretaries.
To prevent this the item in the bill
supplying a deficiency In this fund
prohibits its expenditure within the
District of Columbia, except for the en-
tertainment of the representatives of
foreign governments.
In answer to a query to what caused
the deficiency in this fund, Mr.. Lit
taUer said the Portsmouth peace con-
ference had cost the government $26
900 and the entertainment of Prince
Louis Of Battenberg had cost S4-311.
The fund. he said, was not entirely
exhausted. Rising to the defense of
a provision for eight clerks i'm the
treasury to count money, Mr.. Gaines
said this old money should be retired.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
DOWIE NOT DEPosEp.

NEW COVERT JACKETS
At Il. c. NJ. /.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
FINE SERMON FROM YOUNG
MINISTER.

Rev. A. Paul Bagby, pastor of
Providence Baptist Church, tnis
county, preached at the First Bap-
tlst Church, this city. ON Sunday
night, and, Notwithstanding the
inclemency of the weather, there
was II fine crowd out to hear him.
Mr.. Bagby is the Youngest son
and youngest child of the late Rev.
DR.. Geo. F.. Bagby (of sainted
memory and wife, and lived here
for seven years when his father was
pastor of the First Baptist Church.
He is Il brilliant and able. young
preacher and gave the congrega-
ton fine sermon, Sunday night,
from the text "What is man that
thou art mindful of him, or the
son of man that thou visited him?
For thou hast made him little
lower than God; and hast crowned
him with glory and honor" Ps.S:
10.
1t was n forceful and strong pre-
sentation of the value of the indi-
vidual man and not tho great mass
of men, in which ne showed how
God looked upon the individual
man, SO valuing him that he gave
his only Son that man might be
saved, and that men were saved as
the individual integers and not
en- masse.
He eloquently urged his hearers
to a higher standard of life that
they might put the value upon
themselves that God had placed,
and showed that in so valuing
themselves they would put life's
standards high.
The many friends of this able
young preacher hope to hear him
frequently.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
COMES BACK HOME.

From the Danville Advocate we
learn that, Mr.. d. n. Ceilings. Of
Pueblo, Col, has been elected by
the Board as Director of Mechani-
cal Work at the Deaf and Dumb
Asylum, at Danville. Mr.. Col
lings is a son.in-law of Rev. J. O.
4. Vaught, and was associated
with his father, who was Mechani-
cal Director at that place, until he
married and went West some four
years ago.
This will be good news for Mr..
Naught and his many friends.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
AWFUL TRAGEDY.

1t seems like horror follows up
on horror. The last event to tran
spire is the collision which occurred
between two passenger steamers on
Puget Sound. One of the vessels
had it's side crushed in and sank,
stern foremost, in ten minutes
from the time of the catastrophe,
carrying down about SO people like
rats in trap.
In explanation of the horror it
is said that the pilot upon one of
the vessels mistook the signals
from the other and changed the
course of his vessel, SO that, in
spite of all the officers of the
other vessel could do, after they
discovered the error, they could
not escape the collision.
To an outsider it looks very
much like there was criminal care
lessness somewhere.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
Cured
At 20 of Heart Dis.
ease Contracted
During Civil War
Veteran Grateful.
DIR. Miles Heart Cure
Effected Cure.

Heart disease is curable, but in people of
advanced age it does not readily lend itself
TO ordinary treatment. There is. however,
hope for all sufferers in Dr. Miles Heart
Cure. which we know from watching hum
dreds of cases and from the letters OF grateful
sufferers. will cure where all else has failed.
1t is not only a wonderful cure for weak and
diseased hearts. but it is blood tonic. reg
. ulator OF the hearts action and the most
effective treatment ever formulated for i'm
proving the circulation of the blood.
During the Civil war / contracted heart
disease, and in 1896, while living in the grand
old town of Lexington, Va. grew so much
worse, / left there with my wife to visit my
sister law, Mrs. I. A. Kirby, at Roanoke,
Va While said nothing to anyone never
expected to live to return to the dear old
town. On reaching Mrs. kirbv's she insisted
l should try DR.. Mics Heart Cure. pro-
cured few bottles of it, al the Nervine
and Tonic. After using one or two bottles,
could see no improvement, and despaired
Of ever being better, but my faithful wife in
sisted on keeping it up, which did. I'M
provement soon began in earnest and took
in all fifteen or sixteen bottles. / was re-
stored to perfect health and while / am 70
years old, ! am comparatively boy. You
sir, are benefactor, and cheerfully recon.
mend DR.. Miles Heart Cure to suffering
humanity. l.. SLAUGHTER, Salem, Va.
All druggists sell and guarantee first bottle
DR.. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Addres
Dr. Miles Medical Co.. ElkhaTt, Ind.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24

who come in on the f. Il G. Rail-
road, especially at night, will not
have to wade through two to three
inches of mnd in order to reach
the sidewalk.
So long as the weather was mod
erately good, there was but little
trouble about this matter, but
when it rains, as it did Saturday
night, it becomes a right serious
matter for lady to step off the
cars into a literal sea of liquid
mud. Nerbum sap.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24

Preventics, as the name i'm
plies, prevent all Colds and Grippe
when taken at the sneeze stage. I"
Preventics are toothsome candy
tablets. Preventics dissipate all
colds quickly, and taken early.
when you first feel that u cold ia
coming, they check and prevent
them. Preventics are thoroughly
safe for children, and as effectual
for adults. Sold and recon-
mended in 5 cent and 25 cent
boxes by all dealers.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24

The new Pure Food and Drug
Law will mark it on the label Of
every Cough Cure containing
Opium, Chloroform, or any other
supplying or poisonous drug. But
it passes DR.. Shoop's Cough Cure
as made for 20 years, entirely
free. DR.. Shoop all along has
bitterly opposed the use of all
opiates or narcotics. DR.. Shoop's
Cough Cure is absolutely safe
even for the youngest babe-and
it cures. it does not simply sup
press. Get a safe and reliable
Cough Cure, by simply insisting
on having DR.. Shops. Let the
law be your protection. We
cheerfully recommend and sell it.
All dealers.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
HEAVY RAINS.

Almost continuous rains fell
from Friday night until Tuedasy
night, and the consequence was
that all the small streams became
torrents rushing their murky wa
ters in the river to such an extent
that the latter stream rose very
rapidly, making lots of water with
which to float the largest coal
barges from the Ohio river to this
point.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
To Our SUBSCRIBERS.

In short time we will begin
sending out our bills for subscrip-
tion to the ROUNDABOUT.
We trust that our patrons will
take time by the forelock and will
pay up their arrearages before
these reminders are sent to them.
There are number of our pa
irons who owe us two or more years
subscription. and, while these
may be small sums to them, the
aggregate to us amounts to qnlte
respectable fiugres.
We do not wish to discontinue
any subscription, but those who
owe and will not pay, after rea-
sonable time. will have to he cut
off.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
SUIT FOR INFRINGEMENT
OF TRADEMARK.

Messrs. w. A. Gaines & Co., of
this city, owners of the famous
Old Grow distilIery, filed suit in
Louisville, on Monday, against
w. J.. Weller & Sons, for infringe
ment of their trademark on Old
Grow Whisky. They allege DOM
ages to the extent of $25, 900, an
accounting of profits, and an in
junction to prohibit this firm of
rectifiers from branding their pro-
duct "Old Crow"
Another case for the Pure Food
Law to tackle.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1906-11-24
LANDSLIDE AT GREEN HILL
CEMETERY ON INTER
URBAN LINE.

Owing to the heavy rains of the
three or four days prior, u section
of Green Hill Cemetery for Colored
People. slid down on the Inter-
urOan Track at that place. on Mon
day night.
The slide carried graves and
gravestones out on the track, which
will necessitate considerable
amount of work to clear the track
and renter the bodies of the dead.