Arizona republican., 1906-06-10
Little James
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(The Views of all Parties to the Late Packing House ExpOse)
 This here whole Country's been give a Emmytick last week. A Emmytick ! is something at Works on tn Stum-
 mick like a Crime does on the Con i shence. It produces what some ad- vanced Sientists calls Intestnle Re
 morse It's something at makes you wish you hadn't.
 It's been give this time in what's called a ATeypathic dose to Disting- wish it fun them Minitoor Doses what tn Homypathists gives which only eX- cites tn Stummick to Riot an Disor- der. A Alleypathic dose is Calcylated to raise a Generic Inserreckshun an then put it down by makin' a Clean Sweep.
 This was tn first time at they was eveB a Emmytick give to everybody
 without regard to Age, Scots or Color, | 'cept them at hadn't never ct no Pack in house Proddux. It was fun fer them to stand by an watch tn rest of | tn 80 Millyuns of People in tn United States turn theirselfs Inside out to see if they was any traces of that there
 Cand Beef Lingerin' anywhere into 'em yit.
 
 miniistered by two Emminent Alley paths called Doctor Nefu an Doctor Rennolds, which opened up a offs in tn Stock Yards Districk in Chicago,
 where they compounded tn Medicine which has give tn Whole NashUn tn l See sickness.
 Tn Doctors they sez: ''We know this is pretty Ruff on tn Fokes but it'll be good fer their insides. We ain't mix 1 in it up Speshally fer tn People. Tn Packin' Houses is tn Ducks we're af- ter an in order to git rid of 'em tn Whole Body pollytick II haf to suffer some. When a man takes a Ordinary
 Emmytick it makes him sick clean to his Extremitous an he wonders why they can't git up medicin at II do it's work without afectin tn Whole Sys- tenn that away. We can't avo.d ere atin this here NashnIe Nawsea but tn cOuntrylI be much healthier when it's
 all over after it Throze up th' Packin' Houses
 The Foxes while they was Rithin' in
 Pane they sez: "Mebby this here's all fer tn Best but we wisht at Doctor Neill an Doctor Rennolds had a give us ClOrOfOrm an removed these here Packin' Houses by a Surgicle Oper- ashun of some kind sos it wuddent a upsot our Fizzicle Systems sN" But the Reel howl comes fun tn
 Packers theirselfs as soon as they got sos at they could Speek. They asts
 "Is this here what you call a Paternle Guverment ats tryin' to Encurridge us to work fer a CommershIe Sup premisy among the Nashuns of tn Earth? Jist when we git things start | ed rite it comes along an Throze us | Down. Spose we was a Pizenin' tn People. Tn government could Reform us if it wanted to without Bustin' us up in Bizness. We wasn't Reely doin' no harm. If tn Foxes was a eatin' | Superanuyated Horses an thought it
 was Chicken they was satisfde. We was sellin' 'em tn Horse meat as
 cheap as we could an make a Twin 1 Profit. Mebbe we didn't cleen up our | Slotter Houses moren'n wunst about every so often an mebbe we got a lot 1 O LothesOme diseases canned uD an put onto tn market, but them lacks 1 wasn't Advertised on tn Handsome ! Labils of tn cans which is tn highest Specments of tn Printers Art | These here Doctors NeiH an Ken 1 holds has made more people sick in | their stummicks in a single day all | over tn United States n our com | bined Beef Trusts done in it's Whole | Carear
 But if tn government was Hell bent l on our Reformashun, what did it come l a Buttin in this away fer? Why didn't
 II call us out to Wun Side an say. We got our ize on you; Now. you do Diff ! trunt.' We're Intelligent Gentlemen. 1 We can take a hint without bein'
 buried in tn Debrees of our Bizness." LITTLE JAMES