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The Ordway new era., 1906-03-23

Rev. =. N. sandifur hAa been ap-
pointed pastor Of the Methodlst Epis-
copsi Church for the rsmainder Of the
pastoral year, Rud will hold servicss
In that church nsxt anpday.
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BY request Of the Coanty supsrip.
tsndent the Teachsrs' Inssisv,s AM
noanced to be held In Ordwsy ON the
IN Of April. has bssn poatponsd an.
I'll April l4th.
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The Thuraday Aftsrnoou Ciub met
yesterday aftsrueon with Mrs. r. p,
Walker. Elevea mea,bers were PRE-
sent, and = pleasant aud profitable If
tesnoon enjoyed.
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There will b asothsr sieeusioaar,
contest ON The <th or Sth Of 4 pfil. tn
pixie this tias Will hsA silver as1si
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-23
Grand OpenInQ.

I will have the Largest Stock Of
Millinery Goods ever seen Ia Ordway,
and my Grand Opening will be on
Monday and Tuesday, the ID and ID
Of April. Call and see my stock. Ev-
erything the latest aud up-to-date, and
Prices the Very Lowest.
MAS. HINzE.
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NOTICE..

"Tte Tnrn Of the Tide" : tsnper.
aaes drana Z thrse asss. viii bs glv-
- q Olnsy qprinss " hsRs taleni
Saturday svsnlag. 1easeh &. 8
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q. +. Roiasd, os " MAJ siensi nSai1
- ~ Z 80 Z ~ \ s's's., ~ y ! ~ Y
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or violate any Of the provisions OF this orhn-
apce shall b. deemed aud held to be guilty OF
m,sdencanor. and upon conviction Thereon
shall he nned In = sum double the expense OF
removals in each case by the street commits
,ioner a. reported TO the Town Clerk and R.-
corder; together with all costs OF procesdinrs
10 obtain conviction hereunder. TO DO collected
rs other nnps.
Thi. ordinance was Introduced and given the
urst re,ding Feb. ID. 1906. At u regular meeting
of the Mayor and Board Of Trustees. and Civ. n
Ne e.oni readin. At . regular meeting OF the
Mayor spd Trustees held on the I'd day of
March. A. d. 1900. and given third reading at =
regular meeting Of the Mayor and Trustees held
ON The 10th day of March. A. d. ioV6. At which
meeting the Ordinance was duly passed. The
ayes aud nays were cailod aud recorded - fol-
loas: Ayes-Thos 0silsvan. @. II. Green, A,
p. Smith and W. C. K'opf Naya-None. Alb.
scnt-A Gray aud b Y. Mcrndon.
7. ED DOwNEY. Mayor.
WM. EDGAR.
fSeall Clerk and Recorder.
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Passsd ~ regular msetius Of the Board Of
Trustees Of the Town Of Ordway. held on Ih-
day. the 10th day Of Mssph. 4. y. 1916. at which
the ayes aud nays were called and recorded 81
follows: Ayes -Thos. GAiiAvan. O. Il. Green,
A. p. smith aud W. c. Kropf. Nays none. Ah-
sent-.A. Gray aud Il. r. Hsrudon.
4. ED. DO XNEY.
(SesiI MA,OF.
wN. EDGAR. Clerk and Recorder.
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x6ofo WI = 9 1p93{laE 81 the fnf.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-23
Ordinance No. SO.

An Ordinance concsruipg Appropriations.
ps It Ordained by the Board Of Trustees Of the
Town of Ord ~aY, Colorado.
Section 1. There Is hereby psopriatsd by
the corporate authorities Of tho Tswn Of Ord
way, Colorado. she following amounts and
sums Of money, which are deemed necessary to
dcfray sii expenses and liabilities Of the town
Of ordwsy. for the next fiscal year. beginning
on the nrst day Of April. A. D. IN q, which said
sums snd the purpo.e for which they arc appro-
piistcd, arc ~ follows, to-~it:
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lsoslss.

Z s.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
MORE BAD NAMING.

BY an executive order of President
Harrison. September 4. 1890, it was re-
quired that the usage in spelling geo
graphic names should be uniform
throughout the departments. and the
President appointed board on geo
graphic names to which 1t was required
that all matters should be referred re-
lating to unsettled questions as to the
names In which there Is diverse SPELL
ings, and the decision of this board
should be accepted by all the depart
ments al standard authority.
There has been in accordance with
this order such a board in existence
now for almost sixteen years. but 1t
does not confine itself to examinations
as to the correct spelling of names or
as to the uniformity In regard thereto.
In fact, It has made large number OF
errors, and has been obliged TO correct
some OF them. 1t dictates now, how
ever, not alone In the spelling OF names,
but 1t changes arbitrarily and without
any apparent reason, the names of
geographical points. For instance, a
recent bulletin from that board changes
the name of the Black mountains in
San Bernardino county. California, to
Dead mountains. This bulletin changes
also the name of lie William In Mack
mac county. Michigan, to Government
Island 1t changes lie Isidore, OF
the same county, to Island No. S. 1t
changes Fox island. Alaska, to Marble
island. and a number of other changes
are made and names adopted appa-
rently through the mere whim OF the
board.
This board habitually acts without
any authority and in defiance of law,
Although statutes may give a name.
this board takes no accounting of any
such law and changes the name to suit
itself or gives a new name altogether.
It is an astonishingly irresponsible,
foolish sort OF a board which declines
TO give any accounting to anybody or
to explain its action on any reasonable
ground. It's decisions are not worthy
of the slightest confidence. and no one
is bound to pay any regard whatever
to the nomenclature adopted by this
SillV BODY
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
THE USUAL THING.

Not by way of boasting; not by way
Of saying that The Tribune has done
anything beyond what its news SER
vice requires 1t to do; but In order that
the supremacy OF that service shall be
justly conveyed TO the public notice,
we wish to direct attention TO the fact
that The Tribune Ia the only newspaper
in Utah UP to this time which has
printed in full tho report OF the Senate
Committee on Privileges and Elections
In the Smoot case. and also the views
and statement Of tho minority Of the
committee on the same case.
The morning after these reports were
submitted To the Senate In Washing
ton. The Tribune had both In full. No
ether paper had any more than the
committee report and the brief intro
duction OF the minority to their main
statement The most Of tho other pa
pers i'm Utah have not undertaken TO
print more than the telegraphic brief Of
each case The church orgen printed
merely the telegraphic summary In this
case, and nothing more.
The immense importance OF these re-
ports to the people of Utah, the over
whelming interest that everyone here
has in them, justified the complete pub
lication Of both. No intelligent opin-
ions could be formed as to the respect
i've merits Of these reports by anyone
unless he had both before him In or
der that the people Of Utah may make
up their minds fully and deliberately
and with full knowledge of every
thing that can be said on both sides,
The Tribune felt 1T its duty to present
I'm full this whole discussion, both pro
ard con. The appreciative words which
have come TO US in consequence of this
complete publication have been sufti-
cent reward for the cost and trouble
of presenting both documents.
The people of Utah. by long eXperi-
ence, know the only source here where
from they get every matter ot this
kind promptly and in full, They know
that they always get 1t in The Tribune,
they know that they never get 1t any
where else They know that this has
been the rule in the past; they now
have this specific evidence that 1t Is
the rule now; and they have the assur-
aHce of The Tribune that it will be the
rule hereafter
This is what justifies the public in
this whole lntermountain country in
holding The Tribune to be the only real
newspaper between Denver and san
Francisco; and they look TO 1t accord
irgly for all the news, and for every
thing that is of immediate interest to
them. to be presented fully impartial
ly, and In the best manner. The Trib-
uTe he's the confidence and support Of
all the people In all these matters. 1t
has had 1t all along; it Will continue to
have 1t: and the reason why this is so
s. because it deserves that confidence
and regard and fully intends 10 keep
It by the like impartial and complete
service and by doing everything for the
people that any newspaper ought to do.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
SEEKING CONSTANT oUARRELs.

We print on this page this morning
pithy letter from Zoram Christensen
of Sanpete county, Utah. Mr.. Christen-
sen has the right idea throughout, with
regard to the arimus OF the Mormon
leaders; and he gives a correct pre-
sentation of the facts of history
From these 1t Is evident that the
Mormon hierarchy have been engaged
In a constant effort to stir up strife
between their forces and the forces of
the United States. They arc not con-
tent to be let alone, they are not con-
tent even with their defiance of law
and of American Ideas. but they are
determined to constantly fiaunt their
defiance and reckless disregard of pub
lie sentiment IN the face of the Ameri-
can public, and to insist that the sentis
ment OF the people OF the United States
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
Short Stories
RATIFIED.

RATIFIED.
Lippincotts Magazine.
He had been told that he might ASK
papa" and he had planned TO do II ir
these words.
II dare say that YOU know. Mr.
Rocks, that 7 have been paying your
daughter Madge marked attention OF
late. and now I have come to ask hcr
hand In marriage. I know that / am
a poor man, but I am an honorable
one, and I am not afraid 10 work. We
are willing to fight the battle Of life
Is bride and bridegroom, pilgrims of
life together, I love your daughter de-
votedly, and ! have come TO ask your
oorsent to make her my wife. "
That sounded all right when he read
it for the flftieth time from the sheet
of paper on which he had written 1t;
but this was what he really said when
he stood before Mr.. Rocks. with his
teeth chatterlng and beads Of cold per
sriration on his brow:
"I-I-dare say that-that is,
Mr. Rocks I-I--your daughter
Madge has been paying me marked at
tention--er. no, I have been paying
her marked attention. and I--I-ws
are willing to fght-er the battle OF
life-I mean that your daughter
seeks my hand in marriage. or no,
-I-seelS her hand. and--and-l
love you-er, no, your daughter.
mean he-she-that is. Il
have come to ask your consent TO he
my wIfe-that is. love you de-
votedly-your daughter. 1 mean
she loves me devotedly-no I near
that I love her-and she-she--l
trust I make my meaning clear, sir
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
A Continual Quarrel

Editor Tribune-It seems that con-
tinual quarrel with the people of our
Nation Is desired by the Mormon lead
ers. We remember the time when B.
II. Roberts was sent to Congress. when
there were many Mormons other than
high church dignitaries that were we'll
qualified TO serve faithfully In behalf OF
the State Of Utah, and In presenting
their credentials in the Congress would
have secured a seat without any obleC-
ton whatever But noi A quarrel was
wanted, and the result was that Rob-
erts was sent back to Utah. the
Queen of the West
Once again another quarrel ia
wanted. and knowing that by sending
Reed Smoot It would create storm;
and now he is in Washington holding
to his seat as hard as possible
If some other man other than a high
church dfgnltary had been sent there
would have been no noise or objection.
But no, n quarrel was wanted for the
purpose. | believe, to have the majority
of Mormons believe that they are being
persecuted because they are Mormons.
This is wrong, for these quarrels
could have been prevented by selecting
the class OF Mormons who could be
seated without opposition. and bid
welcome to the Congress of the United
States.
The majority OF Mormons. In my opin-
ion, are as good as any other people.
but the disposition OF many leaders Is
TO so arrange that a quarrel may reign
with the Mormon people and the other
people OF the United States. Very re-
spectfully.
ZORAM CHRISTENSEN.
Mt. Pleasant, Utah, June 10, 1905.
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must give way. and theirs prevail in

must give way. and theirs prevail in
| stead.
The recitals made by Mr. Chrlsten-
sen are OF facts easily within the recol-
lection Of every citizen of Utah for the
| past ten years; and these facts are
merely the continuation of the defiant
positions taken from time to time be-
fore then by the Mormon hierarchy;
there having been but brief few years
from the time of the manifesto to the
time OF Statehood in which that aggra-
waiting, contemptuous defiance of the
United States and OF toe people therein
was discontinued
We put It up TO the common sense.
conservative people OF the State OF
Utah. whether 1t Is not time for them
TO call a halt upon this arrogant and
defiant hierarchy. How long do they
wish TO remain I'm the bad books OF the
people of the United States. merely to
crafty the hatred and tyraEnous and
defiant actions OF a self -perpetuating,
selfish, reasonable ecclesiasticism? The
people of Utah have never. as a mass.
had any desire 10 engage in this con-
tcmptuous batting of the United States.
They have never had the least reason
to think 1t was good thing to flaunt
the defiance of the hierarchy before the
eyes OF the people OF this country. The
people of Utah at large have nothing
to gain by that defiant attitude. There
II no reason whatever why they should
back these arrogant ecclesiasts in their
course.
Is 1t not time, then. that the people
at large who belong TO the Mormon
church should make known to their
autoCraJIc leaders that they VIII not
any longer stand for this defiance OF
and antagonism 10 the Government Of
the United States and it's people? The
voice OF the people calling a halt upon
the criminal folly that the hierarchs
seem 80 determined upon committing
would stop it In a day.
why not exert that pressure? Why
not demand that opposition 10 and
alienship toward the United States
shall cease in Utah2 Has not tho time
for peace Gomez Are tho people not
tired of the evils which come upon
them and upon the fair name OF their
State through the disloyal and treason
able conduct of their leaders? The way
to get peace is to stop fighting. Why
should not the people OF Utah demand
that their leaders shall cease their war
fare against the United States?
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About Women
INGENUITY OF A WOMAN.

New York Press
ingenuity. thy name is womani''
said the conductor as n plump woman
laden with packages alighted from his
car, DO you know what she dld2 Well,
after she had slowed her packages In
her lap she opened her bag dug down
into 1t, brought up her purse and gave
me 10 cents. For two she said. I
thought she intended paying for the
bundles, and was about to tell her It
was needless extravaganza, when she
said, I'd like two transfers. I grInned.
Are you getting transfer on your
parcels2" I asked
She replied In a very matter Of fact
way oh, no; but YOU see. friend is
going to meet me at the corner and
take the car up with me, and I want
to pay her fare, but II will be an awful
nuisance for me to get my purse again
with all these bundles. 80 I thought IL
you'd just give me two transfers I'd
be saved all that trouble.
II gave her two transfers. The COM
pany won't lose anything by II, and IL
the friend doesn't happen to be waiting
on the corner it'll be in something"
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RELIED ON MRS. DECKER

Mrs. Sarah Platt Decker's biographer
tells funny story about her. She was
on a train In the West to which some
thing happened and the passengers
were obliged TO take another train,
When they got aboard they discovered
that the other conducted had their
tickets, for which they only had re-
ceipts. A little woman with a baby in
her arms began TO cry. "Oh, 1 viii get
you tickets for you. I'll see that the
railroad returns our tickets" said Mrs.
Decker. A man stepped up to the
splendld-looking woman. And will you
get my ticket too?" he asked, evidently
certain of her ability TO do. what he
possibly could not.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
WOULDN'T SCARF

Now York Mall.
The son OF wealthy New York fam
lily came homo Intoxicated quite fte-
quently. His parents tried to break
BIN of his Incorporate habits. but
without any results.
Finally a friend of The father volun-
teered l. Is assistance.
The next time the young fellow came
home in helpless state the friend car
ried him to q dark room provided with
a coffin and dull Illuminating flames.
Then he placed him In the coffin and
sat beside 1t to await his awakening.
After sleep of eight or nine hours
the sleeper awolze sat up In the coffin
and looked about him. Seeing the dim
figure Of the watcher, he inquired
where no was. In deep, solemn voice
came the answer that he was now I'm
the lands OF the lower regions. The
young fellow Immediately said; well,
you've been here before me, Can you
tell me where 1 can get drink"
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I opiics of the
a SELF-TAXED uAc,s

A sELF-TAXED BAcur,
New York World.
The conduct OF Mr. pa,S
rich San Francisco ner"hpae1 pnae1
tarily imposing upon hiust ant A
elor tax OF complete outa,s
Tor 900 women is senero's "
denying. Renounclne unas,s
single liberty. he might harn
ono ono woman and let the othss
their chances. Instead hnee
accepts the penalty Of e ne,,s g
contributes to the great. hp'
81 eater number. They - sv
WhomeYer they please srs
the clothes Mr.. Well nrowia y
There ought to be SOM w Wv.
warding Mr., WE'LL for tne w, va
pie he sets less scrupulous @ n,o
Is, at heart he seeing conv;u ue
eNll OF race suicide. vet ho ~
lect letter OF conrratu,a :,
Mr. Roosevelt or even a slav
graph. The sense OF d,,,s
must remain his sole comnsr "
What Mr.. Well has dono ,t
lc make q handsome cortr,t ~.
the bachelors conscience f,,ns
classic days OF Imperial Ror,'
privileges would have been i.
as an unmarried man such :
receiving a legacy. Undcr
II
Caesars, unless he reared ~ 1.
children TO Roman citizensh,r
Lave been Disseminated az,
law. We let our bachelors
easily nowadays. Motherss (,
rave no way of enforcing
[ Crees.
The women who array then
garments Of Mr.. WeIns rivi,
n'6Ee 1t a point of nonor
themselves ms attractive aa =
the other bachelors of san ~
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LIFE HUNGER.
Arthur str!nser In Smart Set

Arthur Stringer In Smart Set.
The shadowy woods stretch Wide and cool
and brown.
Green lie the fields before my careless
feet;
But oh. | long to wander up and down
The tangled stream OF some grim city
street;
To drain once more the cup of crowded
life
To watch the failure and the falling
crown,
To read the laughter and the tears OF
strife.
To, weave the tatters into things COM
pleto.
And all my lonely past and future drown
In those dark waves of life that round
me beat
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
THE HUMAN ANIMAL.

Metropolitan Magazine.
In babyhood his mother called him O kit.
ten
When at college he was commonly called
calf
After he left college he became among
his friends a gray dog.
In business he was referred to as a sly
fox
In Wall street he was a bull.
In his love affairs he was a perfect tiger.
In society he was described as lion.
CTho nelghbors called him q little mon
key).
CThe girls usually termed him a puppy.
(But. according to his enemies, he was a
BEAST.
CHS competitors labeled him q wolf In
Sleeps clothing).
(And just as frequently n beam.
(Somc said however, ii perfect donkey)
(Vaied occasionally by that stupid
ass')
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
REAL BOON TO AUToMo]

REAL BOON TO AUTOM0
New York Globe.
The very latest thing In the
bile line is portable BALI
reckless chauDfeurs, One or
bonding companies has alreal
to issue these useful docum
others are preparing to fol
Armed with one OF these no
tectors the automobiles can \
the speed laws and rules or
secure In the knowledge thai
will not be followed by a ni9
police station, nor the nee
leaving his car as security.
The company Issuing these .
which are In the form or ron
torney authorizing the holde'
the company's name as suret'
Il very large demand for them
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
INDIAN GIRLS PARTY ROBE

Miss Mamie Howling Crane the
daughter of a former head of the Chey-
ennes, recently sold her party robe"
to some curlo collectors for $1,000. The
gown WIS old and moth eaten. but Its
value consisted in its decorations. T2S
elk teeth. As years go by the number
OF elk teeth is becoming smaller. AL
most any genuine tooth will sell for 81.
while the choice varieties sell for as
high as $50 each. The top price is usu-
ally paid for a tooth that Is turning
green with age. An elk of the male
sex produces only two good teeth. and
the robe, therefore, represented 364 elk
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II tell yo', Eben," said Aunt Mirandy.
as she looked lovingly at the twins who
were gathering handfuls Of wool from
each others kInky heads on The sauded
floor of the cabin, II heerd Miss Liza
e'readln' In tie gogfry ylstiddy an Is
bout cided waht Is gwine ter name
dem two young us. Is gwine call 'enl
Flora ard Fauna Macon Tele-
CIaDh
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WASN'T TAKING CHANCES.
EveryhodS's Magazine.

ENerybody's Magazine.
An automobilist, speeding along A
country road at rapid clip. ran over
and killed a chicken When he re-
turned the same way an hour later a
man was standing In the middle of the
road. signaling for him TO stop. He
brought the machine to n standstill.
and there lying on the roadside was
the poor chicken whose life had been
snuffed out He WAS prepared for the
worst, when the following dialogue
took place:
May I ask, Old you run over this
chicken7'
Yes. I'm the guilty party, but ] am
willing 10 pay for the damage How
much do YOU want?"
"Oh, that's all right You see. be-
fore I took the chicken home, 1 wanted
to make sure how 1t had been killed,
If your automobile ran over It, 1 guess
It's good to eat
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-06-14
MODEL ABATTo1E

chicago Record Herald
The Neill-Reynolds repor,
an Impressive contrast bss,
conditions at the Chicago ss'
and the conditions OF one j
ment which was visited nv
nolds In New York. The refer
TO the abattoir OF the New Yoy
ers' Dressed Meat company a
i7ation that is fighting the
trust. and naturally the dist
received has aroused lntercsl
York and led to Investigation,
press.
AS a result. there is aburd
1rmation or Mr.. Reynolds do|
One enthusiast declares that
Is built like the operatIng-ro,
modern hospital. AID adds
l2Natory arrangements are B,,
those Of many hotels suppos
6rst-class. The materials uel
construction Of the bullding-v
brick and cemcnt-conduce "A
cleanliness. and that with fr
thus made to prevent accumuI
flltb. the careful enforcement
tary regulations and the bal
oilIties that are offered employ
seems to De every encourael
Icatness. This building, viii
operations last August. shouI
close attention from the Chic
ers. with a view to new kin!
petition.
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SURE TO HAVE A LIVELY TIME.

NItNNIHIlU
Miss Frances Rockefeller King of the
United States has taken pity on the
young women of England and ia going
over there to teach them how to dress
With fine tact, she has given IL out that
her English cousins are to be pitied
They have lovely compilations, some Of
them, and fine figures, but the way
they dress-ugh, She yearns to make
them look as smart and fresh and sweet
as the mueh-toasted American summer
girl. Therefore she will lecture to them
on what to wear and how to wear it,
What is coming to Miss Frances Rookie
feller King when she gets to England
is what would be coming 10 any En-
glish woman who tried the same thing
on her American sisters. In the words
Of familiar saying. 1t will be plenty.