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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
Notice To Consolidated
Telephone Subscribers

We are preparing to issue a new
directory, and if you desire any
change in the style Of your tele-
phone from description given in our
last issue kindly inform the chief
operator at your exchange or write
US at Fairmont, W. Va, not later
that June first.
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opportunity 10 have their names in
cluded if they notify us at once that
they desire service.
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PHONE COMPANY.
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
ISSUE IS
TAKEN WITH
PURINTON
an a IAN students

(By a Law Student.
As an attempt has been made to
mislead the people of the State as
to matter in which all friends of
the University have an interest, it
is but fair to all concerned that the
erroneous impression due to that at
tempt should be removed. 1t is
entirely within the facts to say that
he statement made to the press by
President Purinton was grossly mis-
leading. Whether Intentionally so
II not, we do not say; but to any
me here on the ground the fact is
perfectly evident that the presidents
statement was misleading. So far
Is can be seen, the whole purpose Of
til statement was to injure MEM
Der Of the faculty whose grade of
work certainly entities him to bet
'er treatment. Even an. official
statement that no "jealousies" or
'conspiracies" exist, does not alter
he fact that iealousies and conspira-
les do exist; and no one at all
familiar with the situation can fail
o see ample evidence of their ex-
istance.
Upon the question OF candidacy,
he Presidents position is unintelli-
rible to us. We have always believ-
d that in educational institutions
he doing of high grade Of work
Constituted the very strongest kind
# candidacy, not only for retention,
ut also for promotion. Now as
here is a man in the law department
here is not a man in the law de-
,artment. or in the whole Uniyer-
'ity, who is doing a higher grade Of
zeal university work than is DR..
Maxey, the statement of President
7urinton's that there is no evidence
hat DIR. Maxey is a candidate.
ounds to us insincere.
If the President intends to be fair
n the matter. why does he persist
n refusing to say whom he favors
for DR.. Maxey's place, 50 that
comparison may be made between
the qualifications Of the two mem
This attitude looks suspicious on th'
ace Of it. Can it be that he CON
siders no ones Judgment in the mat
Ter worth anything, save his own
Or is he of the opinion that tn
| qualifications Of IN. Maxey's sue
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
CHURCH SERVICE
GoFF N. +.

a. m. General class meeting,
Jno. o. Thorn and N. S. Riley,
leaders.
Gas a. m. Sunday school, Harvey
W. Harner, supt.
1913 a. M, public worship and
sermon, topic, "a Memorial Indeed"
ST. Luke 22:19.
400 p. M, Junior Epworth Lea
que devotional services, subject,
"Seryice of Money" Minnie Lar
gend and Virginia Brent, leaders.
700 p. m. Epwortk League devo-
tional service, subject, "An Even
ing with the Bonafeld Guild
Misses Mary Watkins and Blanche
Hursey, leaders. Special music.
SO p. M, public worship and ad-
dress, subject, "China," by Mr.. Yu
Ching Koh, of Hinghua, China, a
member of the Senior Glass Ohio
Wesleyan University. DR.. Koh was
with us, to our advantage and de-
light one year ago. All will be glad
to see and hear him again in his be-
loved China" Mr.. Koh will ap-
pear in native Chinese costume. The
evening offering will be given to
him.
All are cordially invited to attend
all of these services. You will be
welcome.
S. K. Arbuthnot, Pastor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
MORTIMER FREED
CHARGE NOT PRESSED

George Mortimer, the young
Parkersburger who was arrested
Thursday night on a warrant charg-
ing him with obtaining a horse and
buggy from the Williams livery
barn under false pretense. was
brought before Squire Harry Gordon
for trial this morning at 5 O'Clock,
but as the livery people failed to APP
pear against him the magistrate had
no other resource than to dismis;
the warrant.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
BR E " q R les

S0CIATED BREWERIEs
COMPANY, corporation.
(Wholesale Beer), Hoster-Colum-
bus Associated Breweries Company
Building, 426 North Fifth street.
Clarksburg, W. Va.
MCBRIDE, CHARLES E.. Fair
mont Brewing Company building.
425 Baltimore street, Clarksburg.
And notice is also hereby given
that the said application and petit
ton for license aforesaid, will be
heard by the Council Of the City of
Clarksburg, at regular session to be
held on Friday, June LIST, 1906.
Given under my hand this the End
day of May, 1906.
WILL H. COLE,
Clerk of the City of Clarksburp.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
BRIDGE STREET. MISSION.

BRIDGE STREET MISSION.
Sabbath school will be held at
2:a0 o'clock in the Bridge street
chapel Sunday afternoon. This
chapel is situated at the cornor Of
Monticello avenue and Bridge street.
All the children in that neighbor-
hood are wanted at this school each
Sunday afternoon, and with them
all interested III the study OF the
Bible. Charles Thacker, supt.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
FRST BAPTIST.

Rev. R. B .McDanel viii occupy
his pulpit tomorrow and will speak
in the morning on the Baptist An
niversaries which he attended in
Dayton, 0. At s p. m. he will
preach on ''The Treachery of Sir" "
A song service will preccde the ser
mon and the ordinance of baptism
will be administered at the close.
Sunday school $40 am, ]. Otis
Stout. supt. Junior meeting at 8 100
.p. M. Young Peoples meeting at
Is 80 p. m.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
MOTTO

Notice is hereby given that the
following named person has fled his
application and petition to sell
spirituous liquors, wine, porter, ale,
beer and drinks Of like nature in the
CITY Of ClaDksburg for the year COM
Inencing May LIST, 1906. And that
the following is the name Of said ap-
lplicant, his respective residence, and
the place for which application i
made.
THE HosTFR-c COLUMBUS AS
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
RED men TO DECORATE

Chickasaw Tribe of the Red Men
will decorate the graves Of deceased
members Sunday, june 8. The
members will met at Reeds hall at
/ 80 O'Clock in the afternoon for the
purpose of visiting the cemeteries
and are expected TO bring flowers
with them.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
ADAMsToN UNITED BRETH.
Rem.

Sabbath schoo, $50 a. m. eacl
Sabbath; preaching at 1896
=. M, each Sabbath; Jr. Y. P. G. u.
200 p. M; sr. Y. P. G. o., 100. p.
m; preaching, 1880 p M; prayer
meeting each Wednesday night at
1880 p. m. J. 7. Foster, pastor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
NoRTHylEW Y. B.

Sabbath school, $3.50 a m; ex-
perience and preaching service on
Sundays, at 10 80 o'clock a. M; Jr.
Young Peoples meeting. Z p. m;
ST.. Young Peoples Meeting, 8 p. m.
prayer meeting every Wednesday
night at s o'clock.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
WEST END METHODIST SUN
DAY SCHOOL.

The West End Methodist Sunday
school meets in the West End public
school house every Sunday morn
ing at Oils o'clock. The school is
we'll divided into classes according
to age and being the only Sunday
school in that section 1t is earnestly
hoped that every person, young or
old, not attending any other morn
ing school, will feel impelled to join
and attend this school. Invite your
neighbors.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
CHRIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
lPrntestant EnisconaI

Corner Main and Sixth streets,
Rev. james F. Plummer, rector
Services Sunday after Ascension
Day: 9:45 a. M, Sunday school
10 80 a. m, service and sermon
80 p. M, service and sermon.
The seats are all free and strang-
ers are made welcome.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
CATHOLIC CHURCH.

Regular services will be held al
the Church of the Immaculate Con.
ception corner East Main and Ell
streets. Sunday, conducted BY
Fathers Reynolds and Schooner.
Low mass at 700 a. m. and
900 a. m. High mass at 1896
4. m. Evening services at Z 80 pm
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
BOY WHO FELL THROUGH
BRIDGE SENT HOME

FLOYD Goodwin, the boy who fell
from bridge at the West End last
Saturday night, was released from
the hospital today, having fully re-
covered. This evening Chief OF
Police Scott bought him a ticket
and sent him to Parkersburg where
he says his mother resides.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
sT. MARK,s LUTHERAN.

Divine services in Smith hall, on
Main street, tomorrow morning at
II o'clock. No evening services.
Sabbath school promptly at 9;45
a. m. Every one is welcome TO wor-
ship with US.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.

Sabbath school at Gas a. m. ;
Y. P. S. G. E. prayer meeting viii
be held at Z p. m. Mid-week pray
er service Wednesday at 8 p. m.
Strangers cordially welcomed to
all these services.
Vim. NJ. Hudson, Minister.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
ST. PAUL'S LUTHERAN
CHURCH, GRASSELLI

The pastor will hold regular
preaching services in the Lutheran
church Sunday evening at eight
O'Clock.
Sabbath school at e:15. All are
invited.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
CHRISTIAN CHURCH.

Corner Pike and Chestnut streets,
W. NJ. Long, minister.
Lords Day, May %, morning
worship, II a. M, memorial sermon
to the G. A. R. Post; Bible school,
8 p. M; evening worship at 500 p,
m, PREACHING hv the minister.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
PINNICKINNICK BAPTIST
MISSION.

The regular session Of the Sun
day school viii be held tomorrow af-
ternoon at 2 40 O'Clock. Mr.. L. W
Garrett, supt.
Prayer meeting on Friday night.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
ADMISSION NJ F.

There will be Sunday school Al
ESQ pm. each Sunday, with Harry
W. Flanagan, supt. Preaching ana
prayer meeting on alternate Sun.
days at s p. m. All are invited
c. A. Snider, pastor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
TRINITY M. E., COLoRED.

1o:45 a. M, preaching by pastor
2 p. m, Sunday school.
3:15 p. m. Jr. League services
Mrs. Nellie N. Wilson. supt.
500 p. M, preaching by pastor.
John NJ. Beane, pastor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
MONTICELLO SCHOOL, HOUSE
Methodist Enisconal.l

1000 a. M. Sunday school, Boyd
Waldeck, supt. II a. M. public
worship and sermon by the new pas
tor. All are invited. D. G. john
son, pastor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
INDUSTRIAL MISSION.

Sunday school at 2:3O o'clock
Sabbath afternoon. Preaching SER
vice at 8 80 by Rev. Mr.. Richard
son, pastor Central Presbyterian
church.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
DUFF sT. d. B. CHURCH.

Rev. D. W. Cunningham viii hold
services in the Duff street United
Brethren church in the Stealey add.
ton at Z 80 o'clock p. IN.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
Nm. ZION RAPTIsT. COLoREn

Sunday school at $3.50 e. m. !:
preaching at II a. m. B. Y. p. U
at $50 p. M; preaching at s p. m
Rev. S. S. Cochran, pastor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
NogTHVIEW BAPTIST MIS-

The regular session Of the SUM
day school win be held tomorrow af-
terAoon at $50 o'clock, Mr.. ". A.
Maxwell, supt.
Preaching after Sunday school BY
the pastor, Rev. r. B. Mcdaniel.
Prayer. meeting on Thursday
night.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
N. 2. CHURCH. soUTH.

Regular services win be held at
the NJ. E. church, South, Sunday.
Preaching at 1O:45 a. m. and 1880
p. m; Sunday school at 2 p. m.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26

Have you tried the ice cream
ones at the Handy Kitchen?
1Sm6t
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26

Phone your order for ice cream
the Randy Kitchen. 1Sm6t
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26

GRASSELLI BAPTIST MISSION
The regular session 81 the Sum
day school viii be held tomorrow
afternoon at . ::15 O'Clock. Mr. Z. r
Moore, supt.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26

Get YOUR Ice Cream, Ices and
Soda Water at the Randy Kitchen,
the colcst place in town. 26m6t.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
ASH CHAPEL. Methodist Epis.

copal.
2:SO p. M, Sunday school, Franz
II. Rhodes, supt. 1880 p. M, pub,
lie worship and sermon. All are in.
vited.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-05-26
S1.oo Silk Petticoats, Monday s4.o4

will neat folder which will
Pedoa ndtous
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
No Drouth.

Some newspapers are unquestionably
prone to give publication to the merest
trifies The New York newspapers today
print the following: -.-
~. Pierpont Morgan's home. at the cor
ner of Both street and Madison avenue. ana
those of more than a dozen other wealthy
persons were without a drop OF water last
night because of the repair work being
done on broken main. Although large
force Of men are working on the broken
main in East Both street. between 9TH ave
nue. and Madison avenue, it Is not likely
that the water Will be turned on again
until late this afternoon.
There is absolutely no news value In this
item. unless 1t is the suggestion, most del
icately conveyed. that water is sometimes
used in these millionaires homes. 1t is a
popular belief that even the little pet poodle
dogs are washed in tubs Of champagne.
However, even though there was not
drop of water in Mr.. Morgan's home last
night, there Is a strong suspicion In the
public mind that nobody died Of thirst.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
BRYAN AND GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP.

From the Baltimore News.
Mr.. Bryan stands to his guns on the gov
ernment-oWnership issue. In his ADDRESS
before the Iroauois Club he stated his views
With even sharper definition than before.
He believes that the trunk lines should be
owned by the federal government. and
saws So It Is impossible to separate that
issue from his presidential candidacy. II
the democratic party takes him, 1t must
take that, too.
From. the Albany Evening Journal
A democratic contemporary complains
that Mr. Bryan's speech has been taken
too seriously. Well. II that Is so. 1t Is Mr..
Bryan's fault He has always insisted upon
heine taken with extreme seriousness.
From the Utica Observer.
Now 1t Is said that Mayor Dunno OF CHI
cago inspired the government ownership
norton Of Bryan's Madison Square Garden
speech. Done by Dunno!
From the st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
If Bryan is not stin enough on the public
ownership of railroads, the party can fall
back on Hearst. The flexibility Of the demo-
cratic party as now conducted Is Its big
feature.
From the Memphis Commercial-Appeal.
Mr. Bryan must keep on the tracks IL he
wants to keep on the right track.
From the Atlanta Constitution.
Now they accuse Willie Bryan of having
stolen that Hearst boys clothes
From the Milwaukee Journal
Mr. Bryan Is a determined leader, but
he Is also determined to be wrong on some
thing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
The UNWITTING SCHOLAR.

1.-THE OLD TERM.
last.
And every day BY younger kids disgracefully was
He couldn't tell the capital Of Oregon Maine
And thought the war with Mexico part Of the war
with Spain.
He couldn't name a President on politics was
dumb.
And tried to do his algebra by a homemade rule
Of thumb.
When told "six fish for thirty cents-how much
for half a dozen?"
He pOndered and ne puzzled till his brains were
and buzzin'.
His father promised him a knife to head his class
but once.
But Willie couldn't win it. he was such hope
less Ounce.
1.-THE NEW TERM.
Imagine then, how Willie felt on getting back to
school
To find that he no longer was the class's champion
fool.
The Kids came up in spelling. ''spell tight" the
Title" said Willie; said the teacher. Go up
Spell dough-" then said the teacher to the
class's brightest star
Dough dough-" the youngster said and goe
an awful jar ,.,,,,
When chased down to the bottom. while Willie
And much to his establishment found his SIAM
So Willie got bis knife at last and stuck 1T in
Unknowing that his thanks were due to one I.
~We1 Jones in the New York American.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
Quick Changes.

The report was current not long ago
that the professors at the Cornell medical
school were puzzled over the case Of a
patient who changed color, whenever the
atmospheric conditions changed. It was
considered rather startling that a man
could appear alternately white. black and
yellow. A phenomenon of this character
was more unusual in other times than 1t
has become OF late.
Some men have always cultivated the
habit Of changing their colors to harmonize
with q change in conditions and environ
ment, but the way many men have been
making quick changes recently would hui
initiate circus ticket seller These sud
den changes in color are no doubt puzzling
to the professors at the Cornell medical
school. but persons who follow politics are
getting used to it.
This strange chameleon faculty Of chang
Ing color whenever the atmospheric condi-
lions change appears to be spreading. A
great many instances Of it were reported
on the occasion of a reception to re-
turned traveller at New York last week.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09

about Mr.. Bryan and 1908 since the an
nouncement of his platform. Government
ownership Of railroads does not in their
opinion bear the hallmark Of democracy.
If this Is true these men would do well
to recall the recalling of their acceptances
and attend the meeting Mr.. Watterson's
course is far better politics He dissents ABB
solutely and entirely from Mr.. Bryan's lat
est proposition, and starts right on with an
examination Of 1t. He does not think that
even Mr.. Bryan. with the democracy divid-
ed and demoralized and looking six ways
for Sunday. can carry through thing SO
revolutionary. In the language Of the curb
stone, he Is going to stay with Mr.. Bryan
and have the matter out with him. He
owes that much to himself, as well as to
his party.
Sulking n boyish and Ineffective. Mr..
Bryan Is a fighter. and. AZ do all fighters,
he likes a fighter. He bargained for q scrap
before he spoke. He knows now since his
speech that he Is booked for q lively time.
He does not fear it. but is girding up his
loins for It. Let those democrats who Diff
fer with him meet him. man fashion, and
tell him in good, round. polite terms. what
they think Of his program and Of its prob
able effect on the yparty's fortunes II adj
hered to. The Louisville meeting will af-
ford capital opportunity for another test
of his backbone. and display Of the back
bones OF his democratic critics.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
Big SHIPS AND Big STICK.

From the Boston Traveller.
With forty-five ships, yesterday, at Oyster
Bay, each laundering a salute of twenty
, one guns to the President. he was certainly
the 'big noise"
From the Springfield Union.
It must have been a spectacular incident
when the mist lifted just as the President
boarded the Mayhower for the review and
disclosed the great feet of American war
ships spread out in the waters Of the sound.
Just imagine how much more of surprise
1t would have been to an enemy's fleet!
From the Birmingham News
When President Roosevelt reviewed the
great naval assembly his face was wreathed
In one of his characteristic six-by-eight
sunbursts.
From the Omaha Bee
The largest war fleet ever assembled in
American waters was reviewed by the Pres
ident Monday. and It Is to be hoped that
its entire active life may be spent In re-
views and friendly cruises.
From the Providence Journal.
The crowds at the review of fighting YES
sells of Oyster Bay and the prize fight In
Nevada were considerably larger than the
recent assembly of the universal peace
union on the banks Of a quiet New England
river.
From the Kansas City Times.
The naval demonstration at Oyster Bay Is
not designed to intimidate those who insist
on spelling English words in the old way.
From the Detroit Journal
Those LIS naval guns with which the
feet saluted Oyster Bay must have sounded
like concerted attack upon mountain
lion.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
SCHOOL OPENS.

Across the village schoolroom floor
The checkered shadows fit.
While on the benches. stained and hacked,
These dignitaries sit.
President is in the rear
With freckles on his nose.
Beside him sits pirate CHIEF
Who wiggles all his toes.
The Generals are scattered thick.
An Admiral Is near.
A cowboy and q learned Judge
Each flank an engineer.
Then comes a curly headed chap.
God bless the little tad!
His high ambition IL but this:
He's "go'n' to be like Dad"
O Dad, the job thus rests on you
And failure would be sad;
Don't let the great men beat the chap
WHO'S .'gon' to be like Dad"
-NcLandburgh Wilson In New York Sun.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
Picking the Winner.

It Is a mistake to assume that all humor-
ists have been hired to write funny para
graphs for the newspapers 1t might also
be q mistake to assume that all the funny
paragraphs are written by humorists: but
the main point Is. that all the 5okesmiths
have not yet been corrupted by newspaper
gold. The following was published this
morning as dispatch from Washington:
Gen Louis T. Kitchener. former attorney
general of Indiana, who has q keen pollti-
cal scent, expressed the opinion today,
after journey through the south and west,
that Hoke Smith would probably become a
popular candidate for the democratic nomi-
nation for President II he succeeded In win
ming the governorship In Georgia. Gen.
Kitchener Is a republican. but paid high
rimpliment to Hoke Smith"
Realiy. there is serious side to this out
.,rst of merriment. though 1t may be a lit
t. difficult to ind that side. Gen. Mich
ener ia, republican. and because Of this
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-09
4 PSALM OF SUMNER LIFE.

Tell Us not that raw cucumbers
Are 90 awful to digest;
For, though they disturb ones slumbers,
We must satisfy our zest.
Life Is real, life 10 dandy,
Says q poet we've heard tell on,
But the name-on-each-piece candy
Is the luscious watermelon.
New York Evening Mall.
Hard to beat in summer season,
Nothing sweeter can you md.
But dear bards forget not reason,
Don't eat close unto the rind
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Art is long and time is heeting
But 1t Is not In the dope
We should hnd with all our eating,
Indianapolis News.
All Of which tends to remind Us
OF those times of youthful frolic
When by day We ate the melon
And by night We had the collie.
Dies Moines Capital.
Let us then be up and doing
With q heart for any fate.
Biting. nibbling. grinding, chewing,
Learn TO MUNICH and masticate.
Cleveland New
Life is real? Life is solemn
I hear you tell yourself. wish
''Not for punks who do column
And draw pay for stuff like this"
Il for summer girls the things.
But to dirt that each vacation
May mean one more diamond ring.
Columbus Dispatch.