Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-10-19
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so, Tommy, you wish to he excnsoa
from school this afternoon?" "Yes'm y
Is your excuse good one or ia II
DaseballT" Both, ma'am."
why did you have the sun-d,.i
moved, Amy?" Il wanted it where the
moonlight would shine on if. so we
could tell the time of nIght."-Life
knicker-Strange they didn't name
the baby after its rich uncle. Booker
NO; he looked at 1t, and said he'd
give them $1,000 not to.-Harper's Ba-
Ear.
steiia-Professor Lee says candy ia
cure for fatigue Bella-That's true:
man who brings me chocolate never
makes me as tired as a man who
doesn't.
mistress (soliloqulzing)-I'm afraid
this hats rather out of date. Maid
On no, mum. It's quite fashionable
Cook has just bought one exactly like
t-Punch.
Lawyer-My wife bought this rug
IN my office at an auction sale. Client
She paid big price for it, too. Law
yer-How do you know: CLIENT sold
1t to her.-Detrolt Free Press.
A Georgia man lost leg in an acci-
dent, and when they picked him up the
first word he said was: THANK the
Lord, It was the leg with the rheuma-
tism in itl"-Atlanta Constitution.
New Bookkeeper Ito employer)-
How shall l enter up the FIVE thousand
dollars that your old bookkeeper ran
away with-profit and loxsl Employer
NO, charge 1t to running expenses.
New Dentist Tin Frozen Dog)-Will
you take gas? Bronco Blll-Will it
hurt If l don't? Dentist-It will
Broncho Bill-Then, stranger, for your
sake l think I'd better take it-Life.
Lady yisitor-That new girl of yours
seems very nice and quiet Mistress OF
the House-Yes, she's very quiet. She
doesn't even disturb the dust when
she's cleaning the room.-Everybody's
Journal.
AS small Tommy was about to climb
into his chair at the dinner table his
mother said: "Are your hands clean,
dearY "Course they are" answered
Tommy. "If you don't believe it, look
at the towel"
Where are we going to take lunch?"
she asked her husband, while out in his
touring car. 20, wherever we happen
to stop" lie replied. Goodness! You're
not going to eat as often as that, are
you, dearT -YonkerS Statesman.
Mr.. City Boarder was being enter
tanned by his rural sweetheart DO
you play and sing When the Cows Are
in the Corn, Miss Milyweigh?' Lord
bless you, ao!" she calculated 81 get
the dogs and chase 'em out Harper $
Weekly.
BaIty Moore-The meanest man has
been again discovered. Calvert, Jr.-
Where this time7 Balty Moore-ln
Ohio, as usual. This chap is making
money by selling the weather predic-
items furnished by his fathers rheuma-
tism.-Baltimore American.
A MUSICIAN started a model insane
asylum with a special ward for crazy
chaafffeurs and motorists. But ! don't
see any patients" said a visitor to
whom the automobile ward was shown
"Oh." the physician replied. they're
all under the cots fixing the stats. ~
I Clipping.
am take that" said the man. indi
-attng a silver-m0unted handglass. "ane
t want you to eRgrave on 1t. From j
n 10 Phyllis" "very well" replied
the salesman, wen put is on the bael
here" "Oh. no put 1t around thu
edge on the front l want her to SEE
/, n. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
A "Mamma.7 asked the little girl "hai
Mr. Brown got heart diseaseT =
don't know. my child. Why do yoI
axky' "Well, 1t says In my new bSol
that faint heart never won tair lauy
ana when saw Mrs. Browh l mace vi
NV mind that something must be wf0n'
With bis."-Teledo Blade.
.T understand" began Mrs. Carey
eternity. that you have been seen a
.ho tbeater with my husband-
@wellr Interrupted the pretty govern
s.. dehantly, what OF thntY wen
Miss ReedeF, If you wish to remain u
NV ernploy youth have to keep bests
,onnDauy. "-PhiladelPhla Press'