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Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-07-19
A. A. STOKES,

1876 So. Broad St. woodbury., N. J
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-07-19

-On its ninth anniversary last Sunday
the last $1,000 Of indebtedness on the Elmer
Methodist Church was subscribed. The
church property cost $35, 900.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1906-07-19

Father, grandfather and great grand
father, G. B. Leopard, entertained all bis
children, grand children and great grand
grand children, AZ bis home in Thorofare
last Saturday evening.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
Terms Match Pronounced Reasonable
COY MAID LANDS
TEST HANDICAP
BY A HEAD.

NEW YORK, July 26.-The Test han
at one mile, Brightons annual invita-
tion to horsemen to send out their fleet
est runners in an effort to bring the
worlds mile record to the Brighton
Beach course, was the star feature Of
the afternoons card.
The ring received bad scorching in
this event when Coy Maid, at the juicy
odds of 25 to 1, won by a head, while
Aeronaut. the well-played favorite. at
Is to 5, finished we'll back in the rear.
Kiamesha jumped to the front as soon
as the barrier went UP and cut out the
early running, closely followed by
Aeronaut and Coy Maid. They ran this
way to the far turn, where Inquisitor
moved up fast, and in the stretch turn
took the lead. In the run home Coy
Maid and Bedouin closed fast, the for
mer winning by a head from Bedouin,
which beat Inquisitor half a length
The time was 1888 3-5.
First race, six furlongs-Jaunty won Or
phnn Lad second, Dunvalle third. Time, 1:13 40.
won, Miss Rifle second, Greville third. Time,
1:46 As.
Third race. fve and a half furiongs-Ioring
won Laura A second, Sue Adams third. Time,
1:O6 20.
Fourth race, the Test handicap. one mile
Coy Maid won, Bedouin second, Inquisitor third.
Time. 1:39 3-5.
Fifth race, six furlongs-Comedienn won.
Mamie Hodge second, Water Grass third Time,
1:12.
witch won, Donna second, All Right third.
Ia D
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
LAToNIA ENTRIEs.

First race. FIVE furlongs, selling-The Piper
100. Jack O'Malley 102, Steadfast 102. Chase
io2, Stockland 105, John Kaufman los. Walton
Mclean los, Tanglewood 105, Liphardt 100,
Prince Miles 1O5, Tollgatherer los. Joe Cowan
fO5 Major Womack 1O5. Morales 1O5, Alta Nc
Donald 105, Ericsson 105-
Second race six furlongs. selling-Ali Brown
3d. Principia 90, Early Hours 90. Toppy Girl 80.
Babe 96 DR.. Burch 9s. Oasis 100. The Mate
1OI linda 101, Dresden 103. Lucullus 1o3.
Elude IO5 Heine 1O5. Ida Davis i07. Royal
Legend l09 Revolt Ill.
Third race, seven furlongs -0ld Stone l01.
Sister Francis 101. Gus Heidorn 1O1, FL Otros
no. Alma Dufour 112.
Fourth race, steeplechase, Clubhouse course
Dalesman 125, wooldealer 125, War Chief 12s.
Profitable 139, Arc Light 140. Ohio King 143.
Glass Leader 145. Snow Drift $50, Weird 100.
Fifth race mile, seling-Yachting Girl 30,
Clover Hampton 1O1, Black Cat 101, Sister Lii
liam 1o3 Bernie Cramer 1o3, st. Denis los. In
aammable I03, Gladiator 103, Kearny Boy los.
Morendo 1o5, woodlyn los, Pennant 1oo, Dr.
Riley 1O5, DIR. Hart 105, Oro Viva los.
Sixth race mile aud sixteenth, selling-Dr.
McCleur &c. Rubinon 90. Pinaud "a. Daring 9s.
Ternus 100, Florizel 101, Kings Guinea 102, Bel
den fO2, Granada 105. Fonsoluea 106, St Nolma
1906 Marshall Ney ia, Uncle Henry 115.
Seventh race, mile, selling-My Gem sS. st.
Sever 100, Piller 103 Golden Mineral los, Labor
IO5, Oddoietta 105 Albert Fir 1o6, Handy Bill
1O6 The Laurel 107. st. Paris los, Scotch Dance
los, Capitola los, Capftano 119-
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

vt is the rule on this coast that ten
mis- champions are developed among
youths and maidens yet in their
teens, and Miss Hazel Hotchkiss.
State champion in woman's singles.
is no exception. Though not yet in
her twentieth year. she now holds the
title for the second time, with an in
terval of a year between the two eras
of her supremacy. 1t is of interest to
note in this connection that all of the
main tennis championships competed
for In San Francisco and vicinity
coast State and city--are held by young
men and women 1s years OF age or
under
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

Miss Hotchkiss' rise to prominence
on the courts was rapid. She had not
been playing the game Long at the time
she entered the state tournament two
years ago, and her victory in that
event was somewhat surprising. Last
year. at the time of the State tourna-
ment, the champion was in Europe and
lost the title by default TO Miss Ethel
Ratcliffe. She returned in time for
the bay counties championship later in
the year and demonstrated her right to
first position by defeating Miss Rat
ciiffe in the finals.
The Berkeley miss had little difficulty
in regaining the State title this year.
She defeated in turn Miss Ida Mearns,
Miss Annabel vodden and Miss Golda
Myer. all Of the Golden Gate annex. in
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
BEAVERS HIT HARD
IN THE OPENING
INNINGS.

PORTLAND, July 2e.-The Beavers
annexed another game today by hitting
vickers hard in the first two innings
and later forcing him to retire. Garvin,
who relieved him, allowed Portland but
one run, but that was enough to win.
McHale, by making two hits today, is
the second Beaver TO make 100 hits.
Kane's forefinger on his throwing hand
was split and he may be out of the
game for several days. lightning
double play by the Siwashes was the
feature of the game. Score
A
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
DAY FORM
IS ELUSIVE AT
SEATTLE.

SEATTLE, July 26.-Ladies' day was
responsible for many upsets at The
Meadows this afternoon. all but two Of
the choices falling by the wayside. All
hands got down on Glendenning. at
scant odds, to take the third. He led
into the stretch, then melted away like
a SNOWFALL thrown into a coke oven.
Goodchild finished an easy first on LII
bervale, a 25 to l shot
First race, six and a half furlOngs-Silver
Sue won, Legal Form second. Bonnet third.
Time, l:201a.
Second race. six furlongs-Tavora won. Iron
Watson second. Ellerd third Time, 1:14.
Third race. six furlongs-Libervale won. Alice
Carey second, Glendenning third Time, 1:14A
Fourth race, mile-Dutiful won, Flourish
second, Birdie third. Time. 1:41A.
Fifth race, one and half miles-Watercure
won. Iras second, Expedient third Time,
2:33i5.
Sixth race. one mile and fifty yards-JaekfuI
won, Cabin second Kenoya third. Time, la.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
STANDING of THE CLUBS.

Parke Wilson's Seals took the meas
ure or the Seraphs In the game at
Ioora Park yesterday. landing six tai
lies. while the best DilIon's men could
get was one mark In the run column.
Dillon protested the game when he
found Wilson had Brother Joe Cor.
oett In the central flower bed
The Los Angeles bunch started out
as II they were going to take the game
right on the reel. In the opening in
ning Bernard was presented with four
bad ones by Simons and walked. Cocb
nauer followed with a sacrifice and
then Cravath raped out a hot one for
two bags. scoring Bernard. This was
the last that the Angels saw of the
home plate during the game The
score:
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
LAToNIA SELECTIONS.

By the New York Morning Telegraph
First race-Liphardt, Toll Gatherer,
Alta Mcdonald.
Second race-Principia, The Mnte,
Oasis.
Frances. GUS. Heid0rn.
Fourth race-CIass Leader, Weird,
Ohio King.
Fifth race-Gladiator, Orc Viva, DIR.
Hart.
sixth race-Marshal Ney, DIR. Nc
Cluer, Belden.
Gem.
weather clear; track fast.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
Col. Jim Douglas takes Handicap.

CINCINNATI, July 26-The races at Latonia
today resulted as follows:
First race six furiongs-Sallie B B won. Lady
March second Sheagh third. Time. f:15
Second race, i've furlongs-Forward won,
Avendow second, Helmuth third. Time, :02.
Third race. six NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. won
Martius second, Minnie Johnson third Time
l:14 As.
Fourth race. six furlongs. handicap-Colonel
Jim Douglas won Meadow Breeze second, Bar
den third. Time, 1:f4.
Fifth race nve and n half furlones-Della
:0s As.
Sixth race one mie-Bsrkelmore won. Search
Ne second The Only Way third. Time, :43 3-5
HanIon's Fight With Corbett.
In answer TO L. ]. L. there were
three fights between Hanlon and Cor
bett. The first OF these was a draw.
Later IN the same year Corbett won
in eighteen rounds. In June of last
year Hanlon gained a decision over
his opponent.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
DRAMATIC FINISH
GIVES OAKS A
VICTORY.

FRESNO. July 2s.-With the score
to 1 against them in the ninth inning
today, the Oaks hit Fitzgerald hard
and won the game. Oscar Graham
scored the two last runs by lining out
three-bagger against the left field
fence. Umpire DUnIeavy refused to
call the game until the final inning was
completed, though it was dark at the
time Score.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

man ZOE, Interlude 100. Anona 1o7, Marie II
IO7. Hersain 107, Sir Dougal 105. Bell Reed
IO4, Lady Minora 103. MetIakatla 103. Meringus
1o3.
Fifth race mile and sixteenth, selling-Dr.
C 10 Pettiiohn 1Oi, Flaunt lO7. Lerida 107,
Royalty 10T. Birdie P 1O5. Bessie Welny 105,
Old Mike 102.
Sixth race mile selling-Joyner no Hot 107.
Reeves 107, Byron Rose 107. Calculate 107, Sir
Carter 1OT, Baker 1o5. Pearl Waters los. Leash
1O5, Montana Peeress 105, Eleven Bells 100.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
Fort erie ENTRIES.

First race. thirteen-sixteenths OF mile-Lady
Stewart o. Minnie 97. Clara Carlo 81, Romp-
ing Girl o. Top San 90, Meroline l02. Eedtop
iO5, Ancient Witch 102. Mendocino 1O2, Prairie
Flower III 1o4 Bonifeld 1O9. Black Dutch Ill,
Richard Jr Ill, Gold Girl 102.
Second race. fve furiongs-Partiality f03.
Dairy Maid 1O6, Alegra 1O6. Fleeting Star 1o6,
Golden Seal 106. Attention los, French Empress
los, Eminola los, Nellie Racine Jos. Beatrice
III los. Teo Beach Ill, Alanie Ill.
Third race, seven furlongs-Cobmosa %, Midas
a. Hyperion II 90, Request 81, Townes 90, Gil
faiu 100 Peter Paul 100, Shine On 102, Scotch
Plume 1903, Benvolio 10S. Gold Enamel los
Fourth race, one and an eighth miles, selling
George vivian 100. Lady Jocelyn 102, Scarcrow
lO2 Bon Mot 102. Monte los. Dolinda 106.
Lemon Girl LOG. Reservation 11o, Exclama-
tion 112.
Fifth race. seven furlongs, selling-Miss
Gaiety 1O4, Sans Occur 107. Ericula ZOE. Anne
Davis 100, Picaroon 100, Sunny Brook Ill, Judge
Richard 1I2,- Ingolthrift ia, Frank Collins III.
Sixth race, eleven-sxteenths OF miIe-Tsn
Bark 100. Mary Custis 100. Miss Martha 100.
Flip I00 Merry Leap Year 100, Livius f0s.
Moonvine 103. GullFer 1O3, Charles L. Stone
103, Melting no.
Seventh race. seven furlongs-Gallithea 106.
GLADYS Mcconnell 107, Steel Trap 1O7 Girl From
Dixie 100. Arab Ill. Chief Deputy Ill. Orno
III, Henry Ach 112, Two Penny ia. Miss
Eberlee 101.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

Struck out--By Gum 8. by vickers 8. by Gar
win 3. Bases on balls-on Gum 3. Two-base
hffs-yan Buren, Sweeney, Householder. Three
base hfts-McHale. Sweeney. Double play-Siott
TO Kanef to Streib. Stolen bases--Lister (2). Hit
BY pitched ball-1sbel First base on errors
Portland l. Seattle q Left on bases-Port-
land /. Seattle H. Innings pitched by Wick
ers ., by Gsrvin 4. Base hits Off yickers 0,
OF Garvin 2 Time Of game-0ne hour and IS
minutes. Umpire-Hodson.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

BOSTON, july 26.-Numerous mis-
plays by Boston enabled Chicago to
acquire more runs than hits today and
the visitors won. Despite his two
costly errors Bridwells briiliancy was
Chances steal home Score:
I gaicago .......-..."..." 6 s j
Batteries-Tayior and king: Pfeif-
fer and O'Neill Umpire-O'Day.
PHILADELPHIA. July 26.-Good hit
mispIays by Phifadelphia gave the Wis
Score:
p,ttsbyrg + + 2;
Batteries-wiIlis and Gibson: Sparks.
BRooKLYN. July 2s.@fhe Brookiyns
on their homecoming from a successful
Western trip had 70 succunb today TO
ment Of the St. Louis club found in
Parsons. Kan. After chance TO re-
tire the visiting club In the eighth inn
batted for five safe hits, which, with
errors. gave st. Louis fve runs and
the game Score
+ q z;
% Bssstfer-ies--Rhodes ss and Grady; Pas
torius and Ritter Umpires-Carpenter
n NEW w" SYo6RK, July 2s.-By punching
New York defeated Cincinnati today.
S0O'e r H E.
Cincinnati ..............., 5 @
New YORK II
Batteries-Frazer and Livingston;
Taylor and Bresnahan. Umpires-Ems-
lie and tombstone.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
LEVEL.AND, July 26.-The crippled
dvelands punched nine Of their twen-
\ one hits in the third inning, driving
HGghes from the box easily. Score;
R. H e.
Cleveland .....----- ----.ie
" dsLll 8Lon
Batteries-Hess and Buelow; Hughes,
Kitson and Heydon.
DETROIT. July 26.-Detrott won to-
daV bv mixing two clean singles and
a double with a lot Of Boston's fum-
bles IN the seventh, scoring nVe TAI
lies. Score:
Detroit ---.-------------
Boston -.s---r
BatterieS-Kfllian and Werner5
Faun0 and Peterson.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

straight sets, each of her opponents
winning the same number of games
seven. Since then Miss Hotchkiss has
appeared in public competition but
once, when she and State Champion
Long were defeated by Miss Myer and
Coast Champion James in the finals OF
the recent handicap mixed doubles
tournament at the California Club
courts.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
FORE ERIE SELECTIONS.

AZ the New York Morning Telegraph.
First racc-Richard Jr, Ancient
Witch, MendOcinO.
Second mechanic, TeO Bache, EN-
fnOla.
Third race-Hyperion III, Shine On,
Gold Enamel.
Fourth race-Bon Mot, DoIinda,
Scarecr0w.
Fifth race-Ingolthrift,S sunny Brook,
Sans Occur.
sixth race-Livius, Tanbark, Chas. L..
Stone.
seventh race-Orfeo, Henry Ach,
Chief Deputy.
weather clear; track fast.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
30 NINA u :

Heitmuller Three-base hit-Graham. Bases on
balls-On Graham 5. OF Fitzgerald.2. Struck out
BY Graham 2. by Fitzgerald 8. Left on bases
-Oakland T. Fresno o. Double plays-Delmas
to Cartwright: Francks to Heitmuller. Wild
pitch-Fitzgerald. Passed bal-Bliss. First base
on errors-Oakland 2 Fresno 1. Hit by pitcher
Casey, Eagan. Time Of game hours. Um-
nira-DunleaVy
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

Two-bsse- hits-CraVath, Hildebrand. Williams
GU. Sacrifice hits-Gochnauer C2l. Sears First
base called bals-On Nagle g. of SimOns 3
Struck out-By NagIe 2. by Slmons 2. Double
plays-Wheeler TO Mohler to Williams %; Nagle
TO Toman to Dillon Mohler to Williams. Time
Of game hour and 80 minutes Umplre-Per-
rne.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
SEATTLE ENTRIES.

First race, five furlongs. selling-Happy Lad
H. Cazazza 100, Tryconnel 10I, Merry Go
Round 107, Wit 104. Canopius II l04, Water
Wagon lO4 Iadora 102. Contestrlx 102 Mazel
102, wheatstone 80. Black Gem 80.
Second race. five ftrlongs, selling-wapna-
rootis 1OS Palemon los. Deminus Arvf los
Peligroso los. katherine los. Eiota los, Ban
lado 1O5. Lugano los, Ella True los, Mrs. Mat
thews 100.
Third race. six furlongs. selling-Bert arthur
112, Mintaka Ill. Daisy Wagner 109. Bnchanter
100 Paddy Lynch 100, Elba 107, Ethel Barry
more l07, Dotage 1o7, Gerolette sS Miss Spo-
kane es, Rustic Lady es, Carrick ss.
Fourth race. six furlongs, selling-Dr. Shsr.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
Rain Prerert. Tenni. Plar.

CHICAGO, July 26.-Play In the
Western tennis championships. which
is being conducted on the Kenwood
Country Club courts, was prevented to-
day by rain. The games scheduled for
today will be played tomorrow.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
Jenrte. as a Referee.

LOS ANGELES, July 2s.-James j.
Jeffries will referee five of the ten
four round bouts scheduled for the
Oberle benefit before the Pacific Ath-
letic Club at Maud Junction tomorrow
night.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
SEATTLE SELECTIONS.
By Fred e. MuIholIand.

BY Fred Z. MuIholIand.
First race-Happy Lad, COntestrfx,
Wheatstone.
second race-wapnagootis, Peligroso,
Katherine C..
Third race-Enehanter, Paddy Lynch,
Ethel Barrymore.
Fourth race-Meringue, Marie H., DIR.
Sherman.
Fifth race-FIaunt, Royalty, Old
Mike.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27

Telegram for Joe Cans.
There is telegram in the hands
of the sporting editor for Joe Cans.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
Edited by
K. A. Smyth
DILLON PROTESTS
THE PLAYING OF
C0RBETT.
RESULTS OF GAMES.
TODAY'S GAMES.

san Francisco Q; Los Angeles 4.
Portland @; Seattle 5.
Oakland 3; Fresno a.
The San Francisco call., 1906-07-27
B0STON'S MISCUES
ENABLE CUBS TO
SCORE.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
AMERICAN LEAGUE,
NAT1oNAT IEAnIrE

BOSTON, July 26.-Numerous mis-
plays by Boston enabled Chicago TO
acquire more runs than hits today and
the visitors won. Despite his two
costly errors BridwelIs brilliancy was
the feature Of the game aside from
Chances steal home. Score:
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-09
Gambling at Sea.
From I.0nlOn Truth

friend of mine recently returned
from a trip to the United States very
full OF the mischief done by profess
siOnai gamblers and card sharpers on
the Atlantic liners, and strongly of the
opinion that the shipping companies
are responsible for the existence of this
evil. ~
1t is pretty certain, l believe, that the
blackleg business is organized like any
other industry, and that the gangs who
frequent the Atlantic liners are regular
employees of an individual or firm. 1t
is at any rate certain that the mem
bers of the gangs are known to the
ships officers, and my friend tells me
that the names of seven Of them We're
pointed out to him on the passenger
list of the White Star liner on which he
returned and the individuals identified
as they sat at table. 1t is interesting
to note that among them was a woman
and a youth of innocent appearance.
1t is one of the worst features of the
evil that many of them are youngsters
going out to America or Canada, with
most of their worldly wealth in their
pockets. My friend learned that the
gang on his ship got EGO from GER
tain passengers at one sitting, and
that on Il recent voyage OF the same
ship they had neeced young passen-
ger to the tune of G600. He therefore
urges that as the companies know the
individuals they should absolutely re-
fuse to carry them, and stand the
racket of legal proceedings for so do
ing.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-09
Women in

bilitg, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, "all-gone and
"want-to- be-left-alone" feelings, blues
and hopelessness, they should remem-
Der there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other female medicine in the
world has received such widespread
and unqualified endorsement.
The needless suffering of women from
diseases peculiar to their sex is terrible
to see. The money which they pay to
doctors who do not help them is an
enormous waste. The pain is cured
and the money is saved by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t is we'll for women who are i'll to
write Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn, Mass.
The present Mrs. Pinkham is the
daughte--in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham,
her assistant for many years before her
decease, and for twenty FIVE years
since her advice has been freely given
to sick women. In her great expert
ence, which covers many yea she
has probably had to deal with dozens
OF cases just like yours. Her advice
is strictly oonf;den+;ol
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-09
In Praise of the Bicycle.

fLOLi weekly.
Some one lately counted the vehicle,
that passed in day on road out of
London. There were 4,577 bicycles. 567
motor vehicles. 4o7 electric cars, 2os
horse vehicles--in all, $3.50. Observing,
these figures. the Springfield Republic
an remarks that however 1t may be in
this country, bicycles are not going out
Of use in England. For common needs
of common people, 1t says, there is no
vehicle to equal the bicycle. We have
not at hand any report of this years
sales Of bicycles, but there was lately IL
report in the papers that the bicycle
factories had done very we'll this year.
There was a rage for bicycles that has
passed.
Here in New York they are nothing
like as much used for pleasure purposes
as they were four or five years ago, but
there is a steady and very considerable
use of them TO get about with even
here, though New York is i'll suited to
bicycle locomotion. In most of our
smaller cities bicycles abound much
more in proportion Ito, population In
many cities the aelefks and shop girls
use them on fair days to go back and
forth between. their homes and their
places of employment, so that IN the
tmorning hours and the time Of closing
business the streets swarm with them
z In the Villages too, they are In CON
slant use in good weather in the sea-
sons when the roads are dry. American
children by the hundred thousand go TO
school on them; .workmen ride them to
their work; women ride them to village
stores: and farmers and their wives
and children get about on them in the
country. They are an immense con-
venience. II the trade in them is not
so large as one might expect il must
be because the greater part of a good
bicycle is almost indestructible But
every village has its bicycle repair
shop, and the trade in tires and ali re-
pair material must be constant and
considerable for eight months in the
year.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-09
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an intiamed condition of the mu.
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is intalned you have rumblins
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed Deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can he taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal condi.
ton. hearing will be destroyed forever:
"!ne eases out of ten are caused by Ca.
tarrh. which is nothing but an inflamed con.
litlon of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars To-,
any case of Deafness caused by catarrht
that cannot he cured by Halls Catarrl4
Cure. Send for circulars. free.
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The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1906-02-09
Progressive Matrimony.

From the Kansas City journal.
You can always tell u young husband
from an old one by the way he acts when
he goes after a bucket OF water" says
Uncle Hiram. Three months married,
he swings the pump handie,whisttes. and
casts covert chances at the house as
though some one were looking at him
from. the window. One year married. he
swings the pump handle more slowly
smiles occasionally. and seems to be an
noyed because the meal liz late Two
years married. he looks sour and gluIn.
kicks the cat over the coal-house,, and
looks at the house az IL he would like to
choke somebody. Three years married,
he sits on the door step. and smokes,
while his wife works the pump handle"