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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-26

He-win you marry me? she-No:
I'm not a clergyman. He-Well. will
you permit a Clergyman to marry us2
she-Yes; You to somebody else. and
me to-well. somebody else.-London
Tlt.RIta
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Schedule E6ectlve May. q: 1905
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''They say early rising q very I'M
healthy."
"of coursess Many woman has
broken down her con iltution getting
her husband - o tsie for BREAKFAST
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WHEN IN DOUBT USE THE
COLUMN HEADED CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS IN THE TELE:-
GRAM.
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$3.50 NHLopY RLouR
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ave lu - get q new barber
cf6d ans less
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Clarksburg Telegram Co..
Printers and Publishers.
First floor, Main streets
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Harry Douds,
Room 7s1. Seventh Hoor.
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Elliot & wincheII,
General Contractors.
Room eos, Second dooT= Z
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Fairmont Coal Co..
Fifth door
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Metropolitan Life Insurance Ca,
Life Insurance.
Suite s15, Third aoOr-
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Short Line Coal Co..
Room 42s, Fourth hDoE-
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Fairmont & CIarksburg Traction Co.
Room 534, Fifth aooF
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
Buffers Stolen Fee.

The late Hon. Joseph Q. Hoyt, for
merly of Boston, when a lad attended
circus and his silver watch was
stolen. The supposed thief was ar
rested, and was defended by Benja.
min F. Butler, who proved he did
not take the watch, and never was
at the circus.
During the civil war Hoyt was in.
troduced to Butler at dinner at the
Astor house, in New York. and the
latter remarked: This is the first
time have had the pleasure of meet
ing you.''
"Oh, no." said Hoyt, who then re-
lated the circus incident.
Was that you. Hoyt?" asked But.
Ter, and, being answered in the af-
firmative, Butler laughed and said:
THAT was an awful good watch,
Hoyt. That is all got for defending
the thief"
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
Suffered for "White Lie.n

Is white lie ever justified? That
at least some people believe it has
no excuse is proved by the following
tale: An ancient rabbi came to city
where all the people were truthful,
married one of the inhabitants. had
two children and prospered. One day
a neighbor called when the rabbits
wife was washing her head and the
rabbi, going to the door, was seized
by false modesty and said that she
had gone out. Thereupon both of his
children died, and, as no one died in
that city before reaching old age, the
neighbors made inquiries, the rabbi
confessed what he had done, and was
ordered to leave the city Immediately
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
DOCTOR CURED OF ECZEMA.
Maryland Physician Cures Himself
DR.. Fisher Says: "cuticura REM
edies Possess True Merit"

"My face was afflicted with eczema
in the year 1897 l used the Cuticura
Remedies, and was entirely cured.
am practicing physician, and very
often prescribe Cuticura Resolvent
and Cuticura Soap in cases of eczema,
and they have cured where other for
mulas have failed. l am not in the
habit of endorsing patent medicines,
but when ! find remedies possessing
true merit, such as the Cuticura Rem
edies do, 1 am broad-minded enough
to proclaim their virtues to the world.
have been practicing medicine for
sixteen years, and must say l find
your Remedies A No. /. You are at
liberty to publish this letter. G.. M.
Fisher, NJ. D., Big Pool, Md, May "a,
1905"
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
Singular Austrian Law.

few days ago the murderer o: Mr..
Reid, the Paisley man who mysteri-
onsly disappeared from Heidelberg
last July, having been arrested in
Austria, was tried at Feldkirch and
wss convicted and sentenced TO 20
years Imprisonment.
fhe case illustrates a singularlty OF
the Austrian criminal law. Generally
speaking. premeditated murder is
pu 1ishable by death in Austria, but in
Gates where between the time of the
murder and the arrest the prisoner
has been punished for some other
crime sentence of capital punish.
ment cannot be passed upon him.
IN this case the murderer had
served weeks Imprisonment for
petty theft about January of this year,
AMI to this circumstance alone he is
incebted for his life.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
GAS USED UNDER LIME klLNs.
Innovation by Connecticut Company
Is a Success.

The New England Lime company,
of Winstead, Conn, asserts that it is
the first to introduce gas as fuel for
lime burning. The method is pro-
nounced an entire success. The grow
ing scarcity of wood fuel led to the
discovery Of gas as substitute for
wood, and the company no longer con-
siders the gas method an experiment.
The efficacy and reliability of gas
have been demonstrated beyond a
doubt Had it been impossible to find
a substitute for wood, said member
of the company, it would have meant
the restriction and perhaps the total
abandonment of the business. Gas
fires are absolutely clean at all times
no clinkers and no cinders-and the
lime produced Is much winter than
that burned by wood. Gas also pro-
duces a more intense heat, and conse-
quently increases the capacity of the
kilns. The daily output at the COM
pany's kilns is increased from so bar.
rels per kiln to roo barrels, or total
of 700 barrels daily.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
Clever Trick Of Press GANG.

desperate means were sometimes
resorted TO in order to get men for
British warships. A chronicler writes
that In the year 1873 "a fleet of ships
being required Immediately to be
manned, the press gangs placed live
turkey on the top of the monument
which. drawing together great mum.
ber Of Idle people. they had the oppor-
turlty OF selecting as many men as
answered the purpose Of their intend
ed scheme" The scene so enraged a
citizen that he fired a shot at the bird,
which occasloned It to fly away" hut
the mischief had been done.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
How Emperor William Is Battling
Against a Dangerous Heredlty.

Emperor Williams father died of cancer
of the throat.
Emperor William himself had infantile
paralysis, and has had to struggle with
many infirmities.
1t has been whispered that he himself
is troubled with the same malady which
carried off his father. Royal blood is un-
fortunately most generally deteriorated
well as anybody, and is doing his best to
eradicate the bad blood from himself and
his family by the adoption of simple life
principles.
Through the visit of a countryman of
his to Battle Creek, Michigan, while in
this country, visiting the Worlds Fair in
Chicago in 1893 Emperor William became
acquainted with the Battle Creek idea of
simple living and has to large extent
adopted the methods in his family. His
wife and children live the simple life and
take Battle Creek light baths. Their
uncle. King Edward, also has these baths
installed in his Windsor and Buckingham
Palaces for the use of himself and Queen
Alexandra.
Among other things GOOD HEALTH,
the oldest health journal in the world,
tells about the Battle Creek idea and the
simple life. Every number is brimful of
up-to-date ideas. Sample copy 10 cents.
One dollar year.
If you will cut this out and send to
GOOD HEALTH PUBLISHING CO.,
Battle Creek, Mich, with a quarter you
will receive trial three months subscrip-
ton to this handsome illustrated monthly
health magazine. Write to-day.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
WAS THE PLAYTHING OF FATE.
Ardent Wooer FoiIed in Three At.
tempts to Propose.

A rich widow in Koloczvar, Hun.
gary, recently brought an action
against wealthy local landowner, al.
leging that his long courtship. which
had resulted in no proposal, was dam.
aging her reputation and arousing
scandal.
The landowner, M. de Szabo, ap.
peared in court and admitted that he
had paid the widow marked attentions.
But. he declared, fate was against his
proposing, for he had made many
strenuous efforts" to do so, but all
were unsuccessful.
The first time 'he was just on the
point" when he happened to tread on
the tail of the lady's pet dog, which
upset him so that he was unable to
continue
Next time he meant to let nothing
interfere with the event, and in order
to impress the object of his alteration
drove up in grand style with four
horses. But turning corner, the car.
riage upset, and the unfortunate lover
plunged head foremost in a pool OF
dirty water.
Undaunted he made a third and last
attempt. AtIred in his most gorgeous
costume, he started off on his way to
the widows house. On the way, how.
ever, he passed under a ladder, a very
un!ucky thing, and a painter UPSET a
pot of green paint over him.
After telling his tragic story the
Hungarian gentleman pathetically ex
claimed: so you see, gentlemen, that
fate is against me-. His statements
were proved, and amid much laughter
NJ. de Szabo left the court without a
stain on his character"
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
MORE THAN MONEY.
A Minister Talks About erape.Nuts.

my first stomach trouble began
back in 1885," writes a minister in
Nebr., resulting from hasty eating
and eating too much. found no re-
lief from medicine and grew so bad
that all food gave me great distress.
1T was that sore. gnawing, hungry
feeling in my stomach that was so
distressing and / became a sick man
Grape-Nuts was recommended as a
food that could be easily digested.
Leaving the old diet that had given
me so much trouble, / began to eat
Grape-Nuts with little cream and
sugar. The change effected In "a hours
was truly remarkable, and in a few
weeks l was back to health again.
MY work as minister calls me
away from home great DEAL and re-
Gently l drifted back to fat meat and
indigestible foods, which put me again
on the sick list.
$50 l went back to Grape.Nuts and
cream and in four days was put
right again. The old dull headaches
are gone. stomach comfortable, head
clear, and 1t is a delight to pursue
my studies and work.
"Grape-Nuts food is worth more
than money to me, and hope this
may induce some sufferer to follow
the same course I have"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek. Mich.
There's a reason"
Read the little book, THE Road to
Wsllville." in pkgs.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
JUST ONE THOUSAND "PLuNks." ;"
W!fe's Keen Business Sense Cost Mr..
West That.

did you hear from Mr.. Williams to-
the coffee.
YES" replied Mr.. West, reaching
for his cup; "he will call at eight
o'clock this evening to look the house
over. l feel that he will take it, for
his wife is about as anxious to live
in the suburbs as you are to leave
them"
Il suppose" said Mrs. West, with
a longing look, that my presence will
not be wanted during business inter-
view; but l shall die of anxiety and
curiosity in the meantime, for l have
that new home all built in my agina.
tion."
"Why, dear, stay if you wish; your
presence will lend an additional charm
to the place." said Mr.. West, gal.
lantly.
THANK you, Jack" said Mrs. West,
smiling. Its time 1 knew something
about business, any way. I've read so
much recently of how great men really
owe much of their success to their
wives You know how much money
Mr.. Hamilton has made? Well, he told
me that he never thought of making
deal without Mrs. Hamilton's advice
and approval"
At exactly eight o'clock the bell
rang, and Mr.. Williams was admitted
After pleasant chat, that was great
ly frightened by Mrs. Vests cheer
full presence, an inspection of the
house was made. Mr.. Williams did
not disguise his approval of the prem
ises. and Mr.. West, watching the sat
isfied expression of his face, realized
the certainty of the sale. Finally Mr.
Williams asked:
What is your price, Mr.. West?"
Seven thousand dollars replied
Mr.. West.
Mr.. Williams was on the point OF
accepting this offer when Mrs. West
interrupted him, saying to Mr. West
in reproachful, pleading voice:
why, dear, you told me you would
take $6,OO0"
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
JOURNALIST HoNoRED.
German Emperor Entertains American
Newspaper Men,

In appreciation of the extreme hos
pitality extenued to Prince Henry of
Prussia, the Emperor's brother, in
New York when Hermann Ridder, ed
itor of the Staats Zeitung, entertained
him at magnificent banquet. Mr.. Rid
der was recently invited to breakfast
at Wilhelmsohe. After being pre-
sented to Emperor William by the
American ambassador, Mr.. Tower, the
Emperor conversed with Mr.. Ridder
on various subjects, the ethics of jour
nalism forming one of the topics. The
Kaiser's distinction of Mr.. Ridder. ex-
cited general comment on the favor
itism accorded to American journal
lists, in view of his majesty's recent
caustic references to German journal
lists. 1t was at Mr.. Riders dinner to
Prince Henry that the latter quoted
his imperial brothers reminder to
treat American journalists with re.
spect, as they ranked with command
ing generals.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

passed too frequently, and with a
burning sensation. They showed sed-
iment. l became discouraged, weak,
languid and depressed, so sick and
weak that 1 could not keep up. AS
doctors did not cure me decided to
try Doan's Kidney Pills, and with
such success that my troubles were
all gone after using eight boxes, and
my strength, ambition and general
health is fine"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

tor ture 1 went
through now seems
to have been al
most unbearable. l
had back-ache, pains
in the side and
loins, dizzy spells
an d hot, feverish
headaches. T h e r e
W ere bearing-down
pains, and the kid
ney Sc ecretiOp S
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
Strikinu Advice.

Mrs. Anxious (mother cf two mar
riageable daughters) Really, l don't
know whether to send Grace and Eth,
ell to the seashore or the mountains
this summer. What do you advise
Mrs. Knowing l would advise
Sulphur Springs for change. Sui
phur, you know, is one of the princi-
pal requisites in matchmaking.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
Transmission Of Facial Characteristics

Il would appear that the transmits
sion of facial traits subordinate to a
definite law, that is to say, that an
cestral facial expression and appear
ance are more often than not trans
mitted through the female members
of the family, who generally do not
exhibit the same characteristics to
the male offspring, and that the
younger generations show, as rule,
all the facial conditions and signs
which were present in remote an
cestor.-North American Review.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
ing, neI 1ous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. 10000
testimonials of cures. Sold by all
druggists, csc. Trial package. FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
In Roston.

"The Boston restaurants even give
their favorite dishes classical names" !"
For instance?"
Il heard q man asking for a Plato
brown bresd."
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
Homeopathy.

Homeopathy.
why did you divorce your FIRST
wBe?"
"She had poisoned my life
Then why did you take another?"
"As an antdota."
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

Wife-You were talking in your
sleep again last night, dear. Why do
you persist in doing it? Husband
Good Lord, Maria, man ought to be
allowed to talk sometimes, oughtn':
he?
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23
COULD NOT KEEP UP.
Broken Down, Like Many Another
Woman, with Exhausting Kid
ney Troubles.

Mrs. A. Taylor, of Wharton, N. j.,
says: II had kidney trouble in its
most painful and severe form, and the
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

rs your new fiat thoroughly up t
date" "Yes, it has all the modern IL
conveniences."
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

Write for cloth samples of my 5000 Hand
Tailored Suits. made by l. Rude. the little tailor
18th and Curtis ST., Denver.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

When the average man does you a
favor he never let's you forget 1t.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

ASIA CIGARS.
VIII not make you nervous. Ask your dealer or The
Nj. Lyman Cigar Co.. $40 18th Street. Denver.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

Honesty is the best policy, but too
many men are ready to realize on its
surrender value
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
hanmaon, allays pain, wind COLI. sc bottle.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

The school of experience is open
"a hours each day.
Gilpin observer., 1906-08-23

&T0ve REPAIRS Of every known make
OsVU6 of stove. furnace or range. 0e0. A.
l'uIlen. 1881 Lawrence. Denver. Phone 726.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-29

they support Il with their patronage
they become its aiders and abeitors
Complaints against 1t from them are
nonseusical and Inconsistent Yellow
journalism could not live without pub
De patronage Let that be Withdrawn
and it win not long survive.
The lovers Of libel and feeders on
foulness Who riot in rottenness and de-
light ln personal defamation are COM.
psrauyely few ia number The people
ln the mass prefer that which is clean
and enligh,enlng and upbulidng, 10
that which seeks TO break down and de-
suoy and bring darkness and death.
Ald 20 only requires little OF the WIS,
dom Of sc'f-preservation and deter
mlnat!oa 20 uphold the right TO Danish
from any community such sources 4
eyu ana injury as those So ably de-
bounced Dos tho eloquent Senator from
TealR
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ROOF GARDEN TRAGEDY

For the next few days. or weeks. the
dispatches WIN devote considerable
Z space On inc latest New YORK. murder
. sensation. not because the ease Is exc
.apuoral iu anything but the proul-
reuse o. the principal participants anil
/ the circumstances under which the
tragic drama was enacted. Many s,m-
llar murders are committed in the
sluG7 Of larger cities, without exciting
more than momen,ary interest.
The slayer iu this case was Harry
Kendall Thaw. Of Pittsburg, son Of q
former vice president OF the Pennsyi.
yani7 railroad and a brother Of the
Countess of Yarmouth The victim.
/ Stanford White. was a noted architect
who had both wealth and social dis
tuctlon The tragedy occurred at Mad
ison Square roof garden and on a sun
day evening Hundreds OF spectators
were gathered and enjoyed the perform.
auce. as well az the beautiful ilIumia1-
ton ot the garden when, suddenly, a
succession of shots rang out. and a man
was seen falling from his chair Many
supposed this was part Of the enter
tainment and appIauded. but the blood
that pushed from the gaping wounds
soon told a different story Confusion
ensucd. and the curtain was lowered,
while the He OF the stricken man rap.
Idly ebbcd away What a sabbath eve
ming IN that roof garden' What an
ending 10 Sunday show!
Very little is known about the mo-
tive OF the killing But from a remark
Of the defendant TO the officer who ar
rested him it Is supposed that there is a
woman In The case. Some time. over
a year ago, Thaw married an actress
in opposition 10 the wishes u his par
cnts j q were known what relations
existed between the dead man and this
woman, the motive would be clear. For
the slayer evidently thought those re-.
latious were improper. whether he had
any ground for jealousy, or not
The case is another illustration Of Inc
dangers that beset the path Of wealthy
oilers. who apparently have nothing TO
live for hut the qualification Of selfish
desires. ll-adyised associations, and
the squanderlng Of precious time IN
doubtful plolsure-hunuug very often
lead to the mouth of the bottomless pit.
This man Thaw had a peculiar idea ot
right and wrong, one that We fear, Is
but TOO common IN this age 81 hiuuted
conscicnocs To his wife be said, as
he was being arrested that all would
be well he. no doubt, meant that
he would manage 20 be acquitted. But,
even II he were set free would an os
wella can the blood stains be wiped
out' VIII The shadow Of the victim
ever vanish from the path Of the slay-
cr? Is there no eternity in which fun
justice viii De- mot,d out? All was not
well with Cain. though his lfe was
spared, and the world was before nic'.
According t0 what moral standards can
man who has mlaRfuly taken me
NE ~ another look forward 90 a time
OF peace with his own conscience. exc
cept after repentance and dtonem,nt2
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CONGRATULATIONS.

The people Of ogden and those OF
Provo are 90 be congratulated ON tho
prospects they nave " public hui.d-
ing IN each OF those thriving cities Th.
sums Of $4,000 fof ogden and $4,000
for Provo. have been placed n tha 4p-
preparation bin through the efforts oi
Senator's Sutherland and smo1t Those
gentlemen are 90 Doc congratulated TOO
on the success that has attended their
services iu behalf OF the state which
they 80 ably represent So with Utah Fl
Congressman. Hon Joseph Howell All
these active legislators have performed
excellent work and haye accomplished
the chief purposes they have had 90
view. IN the matter of appointments
they have also achieved success. in
spite OF the hctIous opposition that
worked against them from this end ot
the line. by the way there seems 90
be a kind OF fatality attending every
thing that proceeds from that viruent
source. Failure has overtaken every
attempt made 90 block the way and
lessen the influence of Senator Smoot
and his Utah associates. In Congress
and with the Administration. This
should also be matter for congratu-
lation. not only TO Ctab's congressional
delegation but TO the great body Of the
people OF this State. % foretells The
downfall and obHteratIon OF the fac
ton Of dlscord. defamation, dissina-
ton aud destruction. $50 mote it
bef"