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Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24
AN IMPORTANT
COMMERCIAL CENTER.

The town OF Ilazen is eXperienc-
ing IA new lease of life, and il present
indications are not misleading, the
railroad point, will very soon com
mence an industrial development that
must make OF it an important com
mercial center, that can in no way re-
dound the discredit of Fallon. In fact
the interests OF the two towns must.
he mutually helpinl in future years.
Fallon will ALWAYS be the chief city OF
Carson Sink, for reasons that are
many and obvious. Ilazen as we know
it, has been marred somewhat by the
contentious that have arisin over the
townsite question, that can i'll no way
injure its ultimate future.
To the traveller who alights at IIazen,
coming from point more blessed with
Verdure, and landscape surroundings
the town presents an uninViting sight
Eut Il DAYS stay there must make him
cognizant of its future Importance
Today it is one of the most important
railway stations between sacramento
and Ogden, which must be added to, by
the completion OF the Fallon branch,
which now seems an assured fact.
Various other projects are mentioned
in connection with the towns future
life. among which is round house AID
Il mammoth smelter. The latter will
have for its purpose the reduction, not
only OF the ores now being unearthed
in Southern Churchill, but the Tonopah
and Goldfeld rich as well. Its loca-
tion at the converging OF the Tonopah
and Fallon branches make it an ideal
smelling point
Among the business men, who make
the town their headquarters none are
deserving of greater praise than W. +.
Higman, who with optimistic faith has
clung to the town through the uncer-
tain period, and the finest hotel III
tins part OF the state, The Nevada Inn,
stands as Il monument to his unbounded
confidence. This popular hostelry Is
60 feet by 100 ieet III dimensions, ana
contains some thirty finely furnished
rooms. 1t is also equipped with a
modrfn RESTAURANT, bar room, billiard
room, bath rooms and barber shop, and Is
under the management OF Coffin Il llen-
son, two enterprising young men, form
erly of the [. :. q.
The II. j. Allen livery stable and
hotei and the ". A. Short wholesale
yet gQQds establishment, are businesses
that shonld pot be overlooked, for they
i,qye contributed in large part to the
towns present prosperity, as have also
the establishments of A. +. Branch and
A,.one Schmidt, the former mer-
chandsn% store, ana the ldt.er haS raasan fes,
70 @ he ,, nroud II he cold guard" who
ception, "asi %['" and "i' the future truly hold,
in store iqr each and every one oi
tnems
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24

Twenty two dead and % injured, the
result OF wreck ON the Denver x
Rio Grande, % miles west oi Pueblo
Colo, Friday.
Johann Most, anarchist, died in
Cincinnati March Il.
John Armstrong Chanler has filed a
suit in the United States Circuit
Court against "Col." VIM d. Mann
and the Town Topics Publishing Com
pany for $4,000 damages for libel.
Chandler alleges that an article in the
paper insinuated that improper re-
lations existed between himself and
his former wife, Amelie Rives, author
Of "The Quick or the Dead, and now
Princess Troubetskoi.
Private adyices received in New York
CITY state that VIM. Rockefeller,
brother of John d., has cancer Of the
stomach, and the malady is incurable.
He is dow in Europe.
Transatlantic travel is heavy and all
society is heading for Europe.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24

thousand dollars day, and never leave
the inn, by handling Churchill's mines,
it seems like a waste Of breath to ask
me what think oi Churchill. | am
not only much pleased, but am amazed
to see the attention FairvieW, Eastgate,
Eaglevlle, Fairfield and Sand Springs
are attracting in Il mining way, shall
be very much disappointed il the
places named do not become cities of at
least the fourth.class by Christmas Of
this year. When men of wealth, of
standing Will leave the section that has
been n much talked about as has been
Nye and Esmeralda and come to
Churchill county and spend the money
made on the camps of the south, and
boost rs | have heard many OF them
boost for the mines recently discovered
the opportunities life sometimes
present, and are overlooked for years,
until some Johnny come lately points
out the way to them.
"What do | think OF Churchill.
think she is a hummer in mining
way, ii leader in the line of agriculture,
the best irrigated section in Nevada,
and the boss county OF Neyada's
fourteen"
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24
THE SWAMPS
Guy Mitchell Tells of the
Great Drainage
Projects.
Enlargement of the Old Homestead
Idea.

The man who can provide homes for
industries and strong-armed citizens is
a benelactor to the race. ii Represen-
tative Steenerson OF Minnesota can
push his swamp reclamation measure
to enactment into law, he will be de-
serving OF the praise OF not only this
but future generations. His bill is
a practical extension OF the old home
stead idea, or rather, perhaps an APP
plcation to the vast areas of our swamp
lands OF the idea embodied in the ma
tional irrigation law.
There are in the neighborhood of
100, 900, lio0 acres of swamp lands in
the United States, some 7O,0ol 900 of
which have been surveyed and the
great bulk would make splended farms,
ii the excess of water were drained off.
The Steenerson bill provides for the
beginning OF the work OF reclamation Of
these huge areas. The measure is
framed after the irrigation law; il pro-
Vides that the receipts from the sales OF
public lands in the non-irrigaton states
shall constitute u drainage" fund To
be expended by the government in
great drainage works, and further that
the cost OF such drainage shall be pro-
rated among the land benefited and
paid back by the settlers into the
fund, 10 be used over again for ad-
ditional reclamation work.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24
ISLANDCITY
ENTERPRISE

George G. Cirac, John Neith and f..
w. Vaughn hall at St. Clair, and will
Immediately commence the work Of
converting the structure into com
modioua hotel 1t will be directed
towards making it an np-to-date
hostelry.
This new enterprise is the first OF the
kind to assume tangible shape in the
new town Of Island City, which has II
promising future.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24
HODSON BUYS
VALUABLE PROPERTY

p. Langdell, a Reno prospector who
located in Fairvew about the first of
this year, has sold his two claims,
Boulder and Boulder number one, to
John T. Hodson for $1,000 and is now ont
locating other good properties. 1t Is
reported that the sale was for cash and
it gives the locator magnificent returns
for his few weeks work. Mr.. Hodson
has formed a partnership with a man
named Webber and the two will de-
velop the clans along with several
others that have already acquired.
The New York Life Insurance Com
pany Trustees have decided to reim-
burse the company for funds paid out
for campaign expenses to the amount
of $l4S 900.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24

There is danger that the House and
Senate will not reach an agreement ON
the type Of waterway ON the Panama
canal.
\ large part Of Nisalia, Calf, is
under water and train service is sus-
pended.
Heavy storms and snowslides are re-
ported in ColOrated.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24
THOUSANDS OF HOMES.

This plan of developing the internal
resources Of the country and making
homes of waste plaeessAis splendid in
its scope, and appears 10 be entirely
practicable and profitable. Take ior
instance, the single kqmple OF the
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24

White laborers are taking the place
OF Japanese are proving very unsalls-
factory.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24

Don't neglect your eyes. Yau can
get properly fitted glasses mt Goes.
Parties who desire settings Of Barred
Plymoth Rock eggs can get same by cal
ing on CIV. Likes, at tire court house
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1906-03-24

Continued on Last Page
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17

Sat mar bas 8rllt9eIfdft becnbet.
10 nebmc man Die Sdbne bon ben
Sennen, penn gu Der 3eit Der Iiallier
lit elm Sabn fir Die eStrne llur elm
Yla9egein2ni1r&an foutei uber nidt
aue Sdbne obihaffen, IonDern lie
einfab einipcrreu. Senn i6 be-
baupte. paB dItere 6dbuc ltets b~eliere
Helultate erseben ais iuuge. Gin
Sobn, 5luei ODER orei Sabre alt. miro
lid tets frlldtbnrert erlpeueu. OILS Elm
etnlabriser !0abn. ~,
Bel Den 0enneu lit es ebenio. 5trei
bis Drei Sabre aIte Seunen leaen
nod gut uno iinD ba5u Die beiieren
Sriiter unD Miitter.
SbIdon iest geniigenb @riinfutter
an SallO lit, 10 ioll man aldl in Die
Ter Ve6iebulg ieine Shulbigfeit tbun.
I'M Den Sbieren pGbrcno bes @ins
ters audi 6ur A%biuedslune etuds
8rilnfutter geben 81 fonnen. Nud)
lit Jest Die bette Seit, etlpas Straz
Bcnitdub anf5ubeben. elm SAB boil
bon loldem fommt inn 8inter iebr
5u Hueen. NM Den Siibnern elm
w%ertbooles Staubbao 5u l~iefern.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17
ySas lette M%6embmabl",

Sratorium bon 9r. 9. Sartmann
bon Yin Der 2abns So6brmm uuroe
am 8. Mai inter 2eitun9 beS Gbors
rsGcntcn :. S0bm in Mm6erg /. y.
nit groBem Grfols aui9efiibrt. Cine
Aritif ingt: rSie Muiif oes nrmen
Srnn6isfanerS entbdlt 10 piel Snnios
teit uno BARTLETT, bnB man NIT
He6t bon @nnod6tig" lmuIdenoen
3lborern reben tonnte. @s mar
elm bobeS 2icO auf ole bl. @uhn
riltie, mic cS i66ner nm ergreiienber
bon ben Wtopernen ME, bon Den
Ilten faum %9eiungen purOe." =
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17
Snnspiebmait nit Masermilh.

@it 0tagermilh alein IdBt. irie
Gin piermuliser @eriud 5u lltab aes
3eiet, feline @dinrng oes Sunspiebes
er3lelen, audi leioet Ippetit unb &C.
lunobeit Oarunter.
Im beiteu lit es. benz MaitIhpein
uuBer @asermilh audi aelottene
aartotteln uno 8eritengries 8u pcrs
abreihen. Sie Wilh fam audi
burf WtaiSs. @ei5ens. 8iitipeisens.
Sirles unb &eismebl unb oergleiden.
Die aartoffel bi,gesen burd 8iiben.
&urbine etc. erieet merben. fpoaeaen
eifpeib sreites Sutter, ipie 6iiliens
friihte. Selfufen etc. ais 3uias Der
Wtagermil6 81 permeiben lit, neil
lonlt bel Der Sleiihbilpuns oas
gt'ltelipetB nidt seboris CUR
Seltung fommlt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17
Ntaisfnltur.

ga ein lorefdlti9es unb 9riinbs
lihes 8ultipieren Der Waisfeloer fir
ben Iusfal Der grnte bon GROCER
Seoeutnng lit, 10 5ei9en mir fms Die
@r9ebnilie, Die in mebreren Staaten
unleres 2anbes auf @runo ldngidbz
riger uno uusseoebnter Geriu6e 9e>
iponnen lpurben.
Sci pielen oieier @eriude iparen
Die Grfolse 5u @uuIten elmer Slafs
%flIltlr. Sas StIOium bes @ur3ele
ipudie5 Der WiuiSpilanSe bat ~ereeben.
oaB Die @ur5eln in Der Ndbe Der
Sberfld9e bes Sobens iih aus
breiten. Surf cine tiefe Be-
urbeituns bes Sobens wiiroen alio
Die @urSein beiddbiet luerpen. Sn
pielen SdQen bat iih bel iorgfdltig
auseebobeneu 0laispflanSen gcSeigt.
oaB Die 5anptipur5eln ungefdbr bier
3ol unter Der Observation-Disclosures uub
in Der Mitte 6niiGen Den 8eiben lid,
entpidelt batteu. Sci Dem flaf
%gepflun6ten Wtais 5ei9en Die 8ur3ein
bier bis flint 3ou bon Der YflanSe
eutfernt bis an Die Cberfldhe. mdbz
rcnb lie bel Dem geliiteten Wais oiee
ielbe Siefe bis CUR Yflon5e innebiels
ten. aultipiert man baber flad aes
%pflan3ten 0tais tiefer ais Sfpei 3oa.
10 beifdbist man Die @ur5eln. Sit
Der Wtais nber nit Dem Glitter 9e>
pflan8t, 10 fam man rubig auf bier
3oa Siefe fultipieren.
Sic Serluhe baben aber ierner err
geben. oab man. UNI Die 8ur5eln
niht 5u beiddbi9en, Su Infang Der
Sabres5eit tief uno ipdter flah fultis
pieren iol. SIM Sriibiubr miro cine
Slnhfultllr audi be5iiglih Der Seu1s
tigfeitsbebiirfniiie Den Inipriifeu se@
nilgen unb auBerbem oas llnfraut
gritiloliher ausrotten, ais Die Siefz
tultur oieies bepirft. Sene bineesen
miro III trodenen beiBen Serioben
nno I'M S%pdtiommer belier Die Sooens
feuhtigfeit balten.
Gmpieblenspertbe Metboben fir
Die aultlir oes Ytais Iinb. ipie Die
Serlude ergeben baben:
1. Slab gepflan5ter Mais: Ior
bent Nuffpmmen Der Saat ein= bis
Sipeimaliges Gssen. ipeiteres @ssen
bel 5lpei 3ol Sobe Der iunsen Saat;
paruuf 6ipeis bis breimalise Inipenz
buus bes Sdter5 gum Nieberbalten
bes llnfrautes; Damn erlte &ultipie>
rune bel bier bis feds 3pa Sobe Der
Yflun3en. unb 5iuar am beiten nit
Dem Observation-Disclosures; barauf
nab gebiirfniB redt6eitie 3ipeiteS
unb prittes 8earbeiten nit benz
&ultipator. unb 3par nit ben iefs>
ihauflisen; bel iturter Vertruitung
peS Sobens nan Der oritten &ulupies
rilns epentuell nod einfates 9odern
nit Der Sferoebade.
9. Wit Dem Glitter sepilan5ter
@ai: 3unddit genueung Der gsse
in Der ihon a%nseseben 8eile. Damn
erite aultipierung NIT Dem Nalienz
fultipator nabe an Die SilanSen bers
an. barauf 5ipeite 8ultipierung nit
Dem Sisf> ooer Observation-Disclosures;
aue peitere Searbeituns miro pie bel
flad 9epflan6tem Iais porses
nOmmen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17
Somnierfutter fir YierSe.

Ni6t erbiBenbe Sutterarteu IinS
I'M Somnler fir N~rbeitspferoe Die
belten. Sen 5duptbeitauDtbeil iollen
&lele unS Safer iein. Is Hallbz
futter nennen mir Sinrotbp nit uns
oerem Seu semiiht; aleie bat afpar
mebr 8ebalt an @ipeiBitpifen, aber
Ole Heinbeit bon Staub namen.lid,
glbt Dem Simotbp Den Yor5ia ais
Treroez Gutter. @ie sebe man. uie
es gum Sefteren eeihiebt. Den Bier
Den 81 oiel 8eu. Sas Yfero iriBt
natilrlid mebr babon. oils es notbio
bot. nno Oa Die Sbiere MIR einen
iebr tleinen Magen baben, 10 pirb
Der groBte 3beil oes senoHcnen
9eiIes balb peroaut aus benz Mtaoen
IN Den Sarmfanal s~ebrdngt unb Sas
Sutter nntiirlih gar nidt entiprehenS
~alisgenust. @tnd "a 4iunD Seu
ioIten auf 100 Yfunb 2ebenbaemid,t
oes Eferpes pro Gag eefittert
peroen.
Die 5iuedsemdBe &ornerz8 Staten
lei: 90 Yfuno Nais, so Yfunb
9ater. 20 Sfunb aleieu.
Sieies pirb auf einem reinen
Slur onr6 5inz unb Serld,aufeln
troden semiiht. gtfpa Elm Yilno
Der Yet1duns miro auf 100 Yfunb
Sebenogeipiht se9eben. iooab 4. g.
Elm 1,s00 Yfuno ifperes Nrbeitss
pfero IS bis 20 Yimno papon per
Gag erbdlt. 8utihpferoe uno Yieroe
an Saltfubrperfen erbalten. eleiobs
falls nIf 100 Yfunb 2ebenbaefpiht
| Efuno Der 8ation, folsenbe SUIT
termiihung: 90 Sfunb Iais, rs
Yfunp 9afer, % Yiuno aleie.
Die riftigite Seit gum Srdnfen
uno Siittern iheint ms 10: 3uerlt
fclgt bas Srdnten. ba eS iih erfuies
len. CAB lpcnn nah Der Gorneriiittez
rung 9roBe Mniiermensen aufNenomz
men iperoen. boS Suttcr obne ariinbs
lite Seroauml9 III ben Sarmfnnal
selangt nno Die gipeibltofie pers
loren geben.
Sie Sierpc erbalten alio slterit 10
biel &Giier, als Tie trinten pollen;
looann betommen lie ibr a0rners
%tlltter, parna6l ibr H%aubiutter uno
pann ihlieBlih nod miebcr etipas
@ancr. penn JIG barnadb pcrlanaen.
Gin iuenis aDrnerfutter oes Mittaas
9ibt nen Sbieren geru9 Strait fir Die
Nrbeit oes Nahulittass; aber es
loute aud nur cine tleile @enge um
otele Seit geseben iperben.
&einer Der ogesebenen 9Singer5eige
miro. ipenn Der Sarmer 8ebrand oas
pon madt. cine ucrmcbrtc Irbeit be-
oingen, nod einidneioenoen Genbes
riingen I'M 6armbetrieb erforocrn.
-%-|-*-
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17
Cine @alSid,uIe

bat Die Stabt NC. @labbad bel
0arot eingeribtet. Sic muroe am
/. Slni NIT 30 ainberu crDiinet,
Ole to9lih nit Der eIeftriiden Stras
Benbnbn W.s @lnoba6 - Sarot bins
lno 6urildbeforbert meroen. Ser
llnterridt pdbrt 3lpei bis brei Stuns
Den; Die iibrige freie 3eit pirb NIT
Spn6lergdngen unb Spielen nns0es
tlillt, gefoitigung erbaIten ole Sim
Der IN Der &alberboiun9sitdtte.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17

@eieai6aitem Die aemein.
idaitlih cine Heiie MAIDEN molen.
mogen iih an Die Sainois Central
Stoot Sifet Office IN 1ubnoue
ipenoeu, mo baielbit oen Sortbeil
berabgeieeter Ereiie an beniiscn.
ole fiir pcrldiebene Yinfte i'm Nor.
Den, Olten Siioen uno 3elten be.
iteben
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17

Sie SainoiS Central bietet
berabseiebte &unoreiie . 6obrprciie
nod perihiebeuen Yunften i'm Ior.
oelL. SiioenL Often mo @eIten.
@enn Sic cine Teiie MADDEN moaen,
10 menoen lie lid INN NGbcrcs al
ole Stoot Sidet : Office DER Sill
nois Central in Dubuque.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17

0egen Den 9urhfaa ser Siibs
ner 9ibt es cin, man ni06tc laaen,
lnfcbl6ares SaI5mittel. Sas liz
NIT %aller balbsar sefodter 8eis.
Den trunten &iibnern ipa N6enos
nod einmal 81 iauieu gereiht wers
Den, Damn nimmt man aus benz
Stale Iles mas trintbar lit. berols
nno ld,lieBt i'm. NMh ldBt man
Die Sibner nidt AM onoerem Woroeu
9elpobnbeitSacmdB beraus, ionbern
ldBt lie I'M Stale buriten bis aeaen
Wtittas. Sam ipiro SaS bcim No.
henperipeneete Ieidt lGmioe Neisz
paller. ipelhes mGBi9 ipnrm iein loa,
gcreiht. Bic puririgen S5iere nebs
men cS 9ieris. Sarani miro ser
gcnilaenp abaefiibltc Heis pcrfiittcrt.
@eiitens bilft Ole erite anpenSuna,
'ib aber Die 6tpeitc.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17
spab mnB aud iciH.

SIS SpaB mlB aMW 1ctH. 80
-
Snrdifaut.
Soriter: .Sriiber bab' ih iogar
einnnl einen Barren geItoHenl"
Sein Sreuno: vllnb ben polen
Sic uns iest aufbinben!"
5alid p%eritauben.
Gr5t: rSbr ausieben lit nidt be-
Ionbers. Siben Sic piel?"
Sdtient: .gs 9ebt. bas leete Ial
bin i6 NIT feds @oden bapon9ez
tommen."
Observation-Disclosures.
o.: .8ie iinb sic nit Dem Suz
ltanb Sbrer Srau @emablin 5ufries
ben, 9err Srofefor?"
Trofeiior o.: sd bnnfe = aus
9e5ei6net! GO iino 5u ibrer &rante
belt elm paar dlBerit interehaute
Somplttationen bin5usetreten!"
y y ~
Der idlaue Sutelier.
Gdiingier: yGie baben ia cine
prd6tige, ebrlide Srau.. 6err 8irtb.
Die paBt ms Sotelpeien pie ses
i6affen!"
Sotelier: .Stimmt, bab' lie mir
audi naf'm Sei6perbebu6 'rausses
iu6tl"
gesinn Der Yragis.
Ha6bdrin g.: ,Sbr Gobn lit bod
nod Elm iebr iun9er ar6t. elm ans
fdnaer."
Nnhbarin g.: .Sreilid aber fleine
&inoer forrieren fann>er i6on."
@alb= Sbpa.
Srnu (nlf einem Spa5ie:ganee
gum @atten) ~9reiBis OtaI bat Der
altdud iest bintereinanoer gerufeu.
i6 fperoe alio nod oreiBis Sabre
lebenl"
@atte: ~8enn i6 bas @ieb err
Mid, eri1laee i6'sl"
~ y II
Wiberrmf.
Gin 8url6e batte in einem
Wirtbsbaus, moielblt Elm nambaft
grober Saustnedt mar, Die 4euBez
rung getbdn: Ser Snusfneht lit 10
erob ipie unier 8iirsermeiiter."
Sieie IeuBerung purpe Dem giir@
germeiiter binterbra6t unb Der
8url6e gum 8iberruf perurtbeiit.
Sieie geifab nit ben @orten: Ser
8aIsfne6t y. lit ni6t 10 srob pie
unier 0iir9ermetlter."
- y
aus Der Sdule.
2ebrer: ~8as lit Der gabe fir elm
Sosel?"
S6iler: Gin Sinsposel."
Sebrer: rs bepabre, pie fommit
oenn %oarauf?"
S6iiler: .Na. Sater Iast INNER,
W|utter lingt 10 ihDnIpie elm 3abel"
0tiRueritdnbnik.
Gr5t (5u einem 8atienten, Der bon
Der 2eiter gefaQen lit uno eiu 8ein
gebro6en bait Stun. Sofbauer.
Cure llnporiihtisfeit miibt Sbr iebt
tbeuer be5ablenl"
Bauer (dn9itlih) ~Saben 9 s.
8e6nuns i9o' bel gabna. 9err
Siiturifer auf Heiien.
Yrofeiior Mttus reiit I'M Sdneu5ae
na6 Wtiinhen. linn Die 0uttags5eit
ruft Der Sbaffner: ngserl breibis
Winltenl"
Ser Yrofeiior: Isle betonen oa
NIT srobem Eatbos cine relatip III
erbeblihe SbatIade. Sb mir bier
Minuten Muientbalt baben
lit fir Die 8elt i'm Nusemeinen tpie
fir vger i'm Selonoeren gang mebenz
Sagegen batten Sie ber@
uorbeben miiiien, bab in bieier Stas
ton 8allenltein am 20. Sebruar
1884 ermorbet lporoen it'll"
- - -
MISUNDERSTANDING.
@ertbeioiasr (5um riidfdli9en
Serbre6er) Isle bdtten es iih bod
sur 8arnun9 bieuen lniien iouen.
oaB Sic bas leBte 0tal nod 10
Jlimpflih baoongefommen iinb. Dies
nal itebt Sbre Sade erbeblif ihlef,s
teri Canals fonnte ib Sbnen
ipeni9itens nod miloernbe llmitdnoe
1uspirfen."
Insefla9ter: .Na, baben &c oenn
mir 6uselernt, Serr 8e6tsz
lntpalt?"
~ ~ y
Haffinirt.
Game (bie I'M Sbeatcr BEL elmer
meinen mliB, CUR anoern) /:
, 9ieie S5ene riibrt Sic nidt aud
III Sbrdnen?"
Dame: .I6, i6 that l6on aerne
peinen, aber i'd bralihe morgen
neine Sbrdnen, Do ih bon meinem
Wann einen neiien Sut baben niQl"
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NbsebliBt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-07-17
" " "
Hahorhflihc 3ritif.

- x =
Hahoriiflidjc 3ritif.
yWalerbua, elenbiser, Sir NAL /
mel BieIen rotbifedig, baB fein
Wtenih mein Sen falifen mill YoB
auf, pie ih Sid perball', gu Yaber,
Su elenbi9er."
- - -
&inSermunb.
2ebrer: .8eldes lit ber Souptz
beifanotbeil zines Weiers? Stun,
4arlden, pesbnlb trG9t oenn Sein
Yapd elm Ieiier bel iif?"
3drlhen: ~8eil es einen Sort
5ieber bat" :.
- ~ y
Gnfant terrible.
Sans: .Ni6t fpabr, Serr Ieier
bas lit bod 8arapanentbee. ben Sic
perfdufen?"
Serr Ieicr: ~8arum meinit gu
bas, n,ein 3inb?"
Sans: .8eil mein SABA ieoes
Wtal. ipenn Sic bel inns poripre6en.
5u Iagen pflest: Sect fonlmt bas
aameel i9on tuieber nit ieinem
Sbeel""
y ~ -
nnueruiitlih.
.Ilio in bieier llrne lit Die aihe
oes beriibtigten IlfoboliIten. Was
bat benin bas. Stiidfen Ietau 5u
beoeuten. tpelbeS obeubrauf liegt2"
Sireftor bes Grematoriims: ,Sas
lit Die 9eIhlnol5ene 8%upfernaie."
Cute Gmpfeblung.
a.: vSagcu sic, lit bieie @egeno
geIunb? SD mofte mid bier nie@
berlafen."
g.: 20, setpiB. mcin Serr. Sier
bel nns fonnen sic in fur6er Belt
bunpert Sabre ait perbenl"
~ y y
GrflGrmng.
.Sateleben, mas Is oas - e
Shreibmnihin'?"
&c 0taiGiu'. mo Be Drauf tannit
reoen nit De Sdno'!"
~ y
Surdihaut.
Neffe (Stubioius): n9ieber Sntel.
lam i6 Sid auf elm paar Dtinuten
ALIEN ipre6en?"
Snfel: ~Iaein? See, lieber Mlfreb.
10 piel fam i6 Dir beim beiten
@ilen nidt pumpenl"
- - y
Sein criter Weoanfc.
gemeier (ber eben bon elmer 4oros
.lanosreiie 5uriidgetebrt, ~er5dblenb) :
"Sa, ulo benten Sic iih. BORT oben
gebt Die cine Sdlfte bes Sabres Die
Sonne gar niht inter, uno Die anz
bere Sdlfte lit es Naft."
8umeier (itdotil6er Siefbaue9es
amter) .Sas lit ia fiirdterliG. Sa
lam nan ia ein babies Sabr Die
StraBen niht aufreiBen."
49,
Gut beimsegeben.
@irtb: "Iun, 9err Yrofeiior. tpie
i1medt's?"
Yrofeiior: ,@Gre sic Cans 10
jung mics 8ier, unb's Bier 10 aft
wie Die Sans. Damn mdr's re9t!"
- y -
G~rfenntlid.
Ingefla9te (5u leinem Sertbeibis
9er): .Serr Ooftor. / bant' Sbna
ihon fir meme Sreiiprefuus =
fam / Sbna net = erlaus
bab / Sbnn an Shinfen bon
Der %9eltoblenen Sau i6id'?"
~ - -
Yueiie nno Hrpia.
griter Sanoperfsburihe: .Su
iieb nal Die ifOne 2anDl6aft
I'M Ibenorotb."
Smeiter Saupiperfsburihe: Gin
IhDnes SanbIhuaf ais Abenbbrot
lpdre mir lieber."
|IG
Mm!
Scenario bate III elm Srembenbub
5elbrieben: sd liebe bel alien Gu
den ben aern."
Gin Inberer ihrieb parunter:
y Wit Sir lit gut airihen elen."
~ - y
Srnffebler.
4
Ser COMMENSURATE bate oie leis
oise Ingepobnbeit, nGbrenb Der I'm
Ierbaltung Die Samen (Snumen) in
Die WeItentalhe 81 lteden. f,
~ - -
GnDliG.
Troieilor (fiir iid): .Sm, ipas
meme Srau bod nod selagt.
pas i6 IN Dem groBen Sabrrabs Sc
daft on Wteier II. Sobne anfragen
Sb lie oreifinorise 8aper--
,~reirGbrige ainoer - orei HGbers
- oper brei &inberrGber =
qh 10, iebt bab' ids! Sb Tie 8iuper>
Sreirdber babenl"
- y -
EeterinGrfnnbe.
YSapa. parum liest benn bas
Sierb auf Der Strabe?"
D@s lit frant aeiporben. @ls6en."
YBo lit benn Der &utiher?"
Ser lit 9eluiB iprtse9anseu. Den
Softor Su bolen."
SIT pns 10 elm Softor. pie mir
)aben?"
.Ncin, ooS ijt elm 4f%erbebpftor. "
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Srau Sdul5e. 9eitern lit Ger alte
Sbiirmer Sbenaus pon einem Autoa
mobil ilberiabren por0eu!"
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