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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26

A membG&(N the reichstag has dared
to say 'teSt ser Wilhelm talks to-
much and makes too much noise on
his travels And the best cabinet
member could say in reply was that
the emperor does nothing important
without consulting the chancellor.
From the point OF view of the emper-
o.'s chief calm to >noiablity the de-
Tense was worse than the accusation.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26
Iirlphi Girl Baby.

Mr.. and Mrs. VIII J. Gilbert. of
SIS South seventh street. are the
parents of bright girl baby, born
Thursday at Dexter, where Mrs. Gil
bert has been visiting her parents.
WIN Gilbert telegraphed his father
the glad news.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26
Temple Israel.

There will be services next Tues
day evening at Temple Israel COM
memorating the Feast Of Weeks or
Pentecost. Mr.. Harry Gilbert. the or
ganist. has arranged an especial and
elaborate musical program.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26
Mr.. Davis Conxnlesccnt.

New York. May 26.-- Mrs. Jeffer-
son Davis. daughter said this morn
ing: "Mrs. Davis sat up short time
yesterday afternoon and we now COP
slider her eonvalescent."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26

J. Reichman, head of the firm OF
Ed Bremen & Company, Monterey,
Mexico, one of the largest drug job
bing houses In the republic OF Mexico.
is in the city on business connected
with the L. L. Sutherland Medicine
company.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26
No Circuit Court.

There was no circuit court this
morning on account of the absence
OF Circuit Judge VIM. Reed. There
will be no circuit court again before
Wednesday morning.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26

Paris May ga telegram from
Pekin mentions the report that the
emperor of China Is IN. There is even
a rumor that the emperor is dead.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26

John Sharp Williams. the demo
cratic leader in the house, writes
poetry for recreation. At least, he
says II is poetry-and he also says 1t
| is recreation.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26

Mr. Il. c. McAllister. OF Boston,
Mass. will speak to the men of the
congregation tomorrow morning In
Grace church at 1915. 4
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26
THE WEATHER.

Showers and probably thun-
derstorms are predicted for to-
night and Sunday. The highest
temperature reached yesterday
was 80. and the lowest reached
today was 81.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26
Fertilizer Ttust.

Investigation of the fertilizer trust
at Nashville was completed yesterday
by the fedora grand jury after $50
witnesses had been examined, The cost
will be $500.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26

A statue to the late stephen Col
Inns Foster. the author of 'My Ole
Kentucky Home" will be unveiled In
Kentucky on June IA. The sculptor
Is ]. l.. Root.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26

Mr.. and Mrs. James Young will
give readings before the High school
Monday morning.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-05-26
PADUCAH. EVENING. MAY 20 1906.

The circulation Of The Sun
for the month Of April was
4,OfS, ~ day average.
business instinct tells you
that IL Is the paper that
tells It's circulation daily that
merits your confidence.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

1t Is commonly supposed that the
greatest depth Of sleep occurs about
the end of the first hour. This, how
ever, is not invariably the rule, ac-
cording to my own observation In the
Cook County (Chicago) Insane Asy-
lum, made some years ago, when !
spent two successive nights In hourly
testing the depth of sleep by light
sound and touch. A majority Of the
ten cases had under observation
showed the greatest depth to be al
about a. m. More recently Drs. Sante
De sanctis and N. Neyros, at the Uni
verslty Of Rome. tested the depth Of
sleep In four normal persons by pres
sure upon the temple. One Of these
showed the greatest depth Of sleep II
the second and NTH hours, while tn,
others showed the greatest depth be
tween the first and second hours.
Talking In sleep IL more common
than Is generally supposed. Armstrong
and Child found In 200 students, be
tween the ages Of 20 and 30 years, tina
IL per cent Of the men and 81 per cen
Of the women talked In their sleep
and most Of them could answer CUES
toua.-Harpsr's Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

way, l got another letter from Mason,
and he says I'm very foolish working
my life out here for my folks for moth
ing when could come to the city and
work for some one who would pay me
good wages"
Arthur wrote to me, too" said Will,
land he says we could get good posi-
lions easily at good pay, and see some
thing. He goes to the theater, or some
other place Of amusement every night,
and here we stay and slave, and never
see anything l wish l was away, for
hate farm work worse and more ev-
cry day"
you don't hate 1t worse than 1 do"
replied Joe.
One day the next week Joe heard
some one calling, Joe! Hello, Joe 7"
and he started up from behind hedge
where he had been, and hurriedly
dropped letter to the ground and put
his foot upon 1t.
"Oh, Is 1t you. Will, thought-why,
where are you goingr" he asked, as he
noted viii with a canvas-covered tele-
scope In hand
| Haven't time to explain now lust
let me leave this here, and I'll be over
after supper and explain :" and he was
gone.
That night as Joe was about finishing
his supper he heard Wills whistle, and
went to the door to greet his friend.
| Come In, WILL" he said, cordially.
mo, thank you, Joe, was passing
and only ran in for minute to see
you."
Come In awhile, Will; come, and
have a cookie" urged Mrs. Clinton, hos
pitably, as she took a plate Of tempt
Ing cakes from the table.
'Thank you. Mrs. Clinton, but have
just had supper, and I'm not bit hun.
gry," said VIII. Walk down to the
road with me, Joe."
Joe and VIII went out into the dark.
ness, and when they had passed the
barn VIII stopped and said:
I'm going tomorrow, Joe, and ]
have my clothes In that telescope, but
didn't want your folks to see It.
"Going where| gasped Joe, at tn.
thought that was in his mind
Pm going to the city, for / cam
stand this life any longer. My clothes
are here. May put them in the barn
and get them early tomorrow
What will your folks sayT inquired
Joe.
II don't know, but I'll be gone, ant
won't be back In hurry, either,
answered VIII. Goodnight"
Joe was up earlier than usual ans
stole down stairs to see Will before b
went. and met him coming out Of tn
barn. telescope In hand.
"I'd 60, too" said Joe, as they shool
bands, "but I'll stay till I finish tina
nill-neld Of corn, and then I'll come
And he watched Will disappear dow
tfs lane.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
Defines tho Courts Duty.

A. G. Jewett, lawyer, politician and
man of sarcastic wit, was once trying
case in the supreme court in Belfast.
Me, his home city. The judge presid-
ing, before being called to the bench,
had tried many cases against Jewett.
who did not entertain very high opin-
ion of his ability.
in his closing argument, Jewett, In
defiance Of the rules of the court, start
ed in to read some law to the jury.
The court pounded on the bench and
said: "Mr. Jewett, you must not read
law to the jury in your closing argu-
ment." Jewett kept on reading, with
out SO much as glance at the court.
The court In thunderous tones ordered
him to stop.
| Jewett, who had by this time read
all he intended to read, turned calmly
to the judge and said Did your honor
address me?"
II said" roared the judge, you must
not read law to the jury in your closing
argument. l will give the law to the
jury. What do you suppose the court
Is here forT'
what Is the court here forT' re
sponded Jewett In high falsetto 81
suppose you know, sir, to keep order
with the aid of the sheriff, sir, with al
due respect to the sheriff, slr."-Bostor
Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
OUR BABY.

We've In our home a treasure trove
That loving folk would joy to see;
A winsome, vicente, bonnie sprite,
"Our baby" sweet, as sweet can Be,
Her cheeks are tinted like shell,
Her hair rudy gold in hue:
Her mouth q bit of coral cleft,
Her eyes like fax fiow'rs wet with dew.
Her hands, like lilies in the sun,
Are lined with petals Of the rose;
And dimples chase each other from
Her chin down to her rosy toes.
And we, her serfs, forget that life
On pulleys Of the heart Is run:
And thro' our wealth of lovingness
Declare our babe 1.-THE only one"
The only one: dear gift Of Cod
A trust to brighten faith grown dim
She takes us with her innocence
Straight up the sleeps which lead to
him.
And as we pray that he will keep
Our baby safe from ev'ry ILL.,"
Old-time belief comes back again,
And old-time thoughts their truths dis
Our baby; tender women smile,
And men forget the ways Of sin
A little child links heart to heart,
Our baby" makes the world akin.
Chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
Tive Kinds of Pelicans.

We have In America two kinds Of Pei.
leans, the white and the brown. OF
the former, can only say that It does
not encourage the advances Of ths
avian psychologist. Invasions Of its
strongholds on remote lake islets in
Manitoba and in Nevada have resulted
in their complete desertion by every
white pelican old enough to spread a
wing; and success here Is doubtless not
to be looked for so long as this snowy.
plumaged bird remains a shining mark
for every rowing ritieman.-Century.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
catarrh Cannot be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. CAtarrh 10 a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure 1t you must take internal remedies
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous uriaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure is not q quack medicine.
1t was prescribed by one of the best physicians
In this country for years, and is a regular pre-
scription. 1t is composed Of the best tonica
known, com bined with the best blood puri-
fiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces,
The perfect com bina ion OF the two ingredients
Is what produces such wonderful results In
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
r. ], CHENEY 4 CO, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

into chronic case. At one time had
to use crutch and cane to get about.
My back was lame and weak, and besides
the aching, there was distressing re-
tention of the kidney secertions. Twas
in a bad way when l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills in 1901, but the
remedy cured me, and have been we'll
ever SINCE"
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
East, West. Homes Best.
GD HE spring boarders were begin
ming to come to the Treyose Cot.

GD HE spring boarders were begin
ming to come to the Trevose Cot
tage, and VIII Pressler and Joe
Clinton watched each new arrival with
Increased interest, for there was a fas-
cination about their manners and dress
that was very attractive.
The year before Arthur Godfrey and
Mason De Long, two of the boarders
at the cottage, became quite intimate
with the country boys, and had filed
their minds with ideas that made VIII
and Joe very much dissatisfied with
their life.
II wish was away from this" said
VIII one day to Joe, when he came
over on an errand for his father. I'm
sick and tired of this kind Of life"
80 am l." replied Joe, "for it is get
ting more and more slavish. BY the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
Elementary Relapse.

"Mr. Spotcash," said the reformed
sport, I'VE want to buy q thousand crul-
lsrs for the waits picnic. Can you give
Us something"
YES" answered the merchant. Here's
S."
Thanks, Mr.. Spotcash. I told the
boys, by George, 1t was dollars to dough-
nuts you'd cough up liberal"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

will interest the thou.
sands OF veterans who
came back from the
Civil war suffering tor.
lures with kidney
com p laint. Capt.
Ely says: 81 con.
tracted kidney trouble
during the Civil war,
and the occasional at.
tacks finally developed
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
Well Up In the Classics,

The principal of one of Washington's
high schools relates an incident in con-
nection with the last commencement
day of the institution mentioned. A
clever girl had taken one Of the prin-
cipal prizes. At the close of the exer-
cises her friends crowded about her to
offer congratulations.
Weren't you awfully afraid you
wouldn't get 1t, Hattie" asked one,
when there were SO many contest
ants"
"Oh, mop cheerily exclaimed Hattie.
Because l knew that when 1t came to
English composition l had 'em all
skinned alive !"-Harper's Weekly.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
Anythinu but Friendlx.

"You astonish me. Your engagement
with Miss Welloph Is broken, is It? Are
the relations between you still friendly p
II should say not The relations be-
tween US are her relations, and they're
my bitter enemies"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
HERITAGE OF CIVIL WAR.

Thousands Of Soldiers Contracted
Chronic Kidney Trouble While
in the Service.
The experience Of Capt. John L. Ely,
of Co. E, 18th Ohio, now living at 500
East Second street, Newton, Kansas,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

His Good Reason.
"Why does Smithy visit his wealthy
aunt so oftenW
IF he didn't he might have to visit
his uncle. Houston Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
Achievement.

Rich Uncle-Leonard, have you ever
succeeded in carrying out one single pur-
pose in all your life?
Spendthrift Nephew deeply hurt)-
Uncle, 1 have! Six years ago I formed
a resolution that l would cut loose and
have a good time, and to-day owe $751;
900.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
Edited Out.

"John,' said Lorna Doone, you ought
not to come and meet me by stealth. II
isn't right. My family wouldn't like it,"
"All's fair in love or war, Lorna"
chuckled John Ridd, "and this is both"
But Mr.. Blackmore, fearing that this
light play CT the intellect was not suited
to so heavy a man as Big John, omitted
all mention of the incident in writing the
story.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

Mrs. McSosh-I wish all the saloons
In creation were in the bottom of the
sea.
Mr.. McSosh--Gee, you gotta mean dis
p'sition Wanner get me drown, CHI
Cleveland Leader.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

No Longer I'm the Limelight.
Then old Vesuvius checked his rage,
And straightway called q truce.
There's too much competition now"
He muttered. Whats the use !"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

EITc st. vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Diseases
Til y permanently cured by DR.. Klins's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE 20 trial bottle and
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
THE KING OF
BLOOD PURIFIERS

No other remedy has given such perfect satisfaction
blood purifier and tonic or reliable the of blood dis
of every character S. S. S. 1t is known "The
King of Blood Purifiers and the of it's
its right this title is because 1T CURES DISEASE"
honest medicine made entirely of purifying healing
herbs and barks which acknowledged
diseases
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's soothin :
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething nariod.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22
THE DAISY FLY KILLER desire

destroys all the
flies and affords
comfort toevery
home-in dining
room, sleeping
room and all
places W h er e
flies are trouble
some. Gle an,
neat and will
not soil or in
jure anything.
Try tl,nna anna
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-22

uncontaminated we are fortified against dis
ease, and health is assured but any impurity,
humor or poison acts injuriously on the sys-
tenn and affects the general health. Pus-
tular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the
different skin affections show that the blood
is in feverish and diseased condition as
result of too much acid or the presence OF
, 1906-04-18

to be finished at leisure later, but
made Il careful study of that duck and
succeeded in getting a very good
sketch of it in all its fairness.
As she surveyed the work of art she
felt very well satisfied. 1t was a regu-
lar duck" of a duck.
h had everything else prepared
her vegetables on the range. her salad
all made and in the icebox. They were
to have fruit cake and ice cream for
dessert. At each plate stood a tiny
floss chicken pecking at a colored egg.
Could anything be sweeter? And the
tall glass in the center of the table
held a bunch of jonquils. And, oh. how
happy she was, She had looked in the
cookbook, and it said that exactly
twenty minutes We're required to roast
the duck TO Il turn.
her at her drawing, but she hurriedly
sketched in all the salient features Of
her picture before the fateful twenty
minutes, when the duck should be
placed in the oven. She sailed and
peppered it and lighted the gas. Then
she set the fat and interesting duck in
the oven and left 1t for twenty min
utes. Everything else was progressing
finely, and in five minutes it was really
quite hot.
So she left the duck to its fate and
Went to,add a few finishing touches to
har tnilot atJ - net ono 10 tho .ratfv
table. Then her dearly beloved came
with his friend. After the presentation
Alfred asked:
rs dinner nearly ready, dearest?"
Lizzie looked at the clock. Yes; 1t
was fifteen minutes since she had put
the duck In the oven SO by the time
they bad finished their soup aud oys-
tiers the duck would be just right. She
would turn off the gas.
Yes, | think so. | will see," an
swered the anxious lady.
Just then the ice cream came, and
Alfred took II from the dumb walter
with the air of one who had entertain
ed friends at dinner for at least fifty
years.
They sat down TO their soup and then
had their oysters Lizzie's cheeks were
the ioveliest pink as she placed the
pretty vegetable dishes ou the table
aud the salad bowl on the sldeboard.
Oh. Il was grand to ba married and
have IA home aud guests to dinner!
She brought in the duck.
1t did not ook just like other roast
, 1906-04-18

ducks that she had seen. but the book
had said twenty minutes.
Alfred took the carving knife and
started to curve the duck. He thought
there was something wrong with 1t,
but he diSsembled. With IA grand air
he said he had always liked ducks.
The flavor WAS excellent. He made
another attack, but his knife made no
impression on the fowl. He sharpened
the knife. and yet the dnck refused to
he carved. 1t seemed TO have the re-
~sistance of rubber. and he finally re-
marked:
II am afraid the duck is not DONE"
81 cooked it twenty minutes" re-
piled dearest. looking worried.
AT this nomen the knife penetrated
the upper portion of the ducks breast
and an avalanche of whole corn ratified
down on the platter, Alfred looked so
tragic that Lizzie began to tremble and
turn pale. He said finally;
, 1906-04-18

Take it away. ! told you to draw
and you didn't do it"
~ did too sobbed Lizzie, with the
napkin to her eyes. II did. now"
Saying this she handed her mortified
husband the drawing she had made.
She still sobbed disconsolately, while
Alfred handed the drawing to Jim, and
each let out a roar of laughter that
could have been heard a block.
Poor Lizzie continued to weep.
"Oh. Mrs. Lawton, don't. There is
plenty else. and, besides, ALT, it was
the butchers business to do this" Jim
said consolingly.
"I1l-ITl discharge that butcher New.
er mind, dearest. 1t wasn't your fault
Mistakes occur to any n and-ah-
haven't you got something elsef'
IL could make an omelet," said
Lizzie. wiping her pretty eyes.
We'll, do, and We'll chat while you
are doing It,"
But when Lizzie was alone the
thought of her dismal failure overcame
hei, ahu ~ many 'SaiS ieh thdt shc
was half blinded. but the omelet felt
sorry for her and came out of the pan
light and fine. That and her salad
saved the day. and the ice cream and
cakes were good.
Despite its beginning the dinner was
a very enjoyable affair, and the next
day the duck got another cooking.
Lizzie made surreptitious efforts to
get that picture away from her hus-
band, but he put it under lock and key.
1t was a proof that she did actually
draw the duck.
, 1906-04-18

there and making The tiny dining room
look too sweet for anything as she said.
Then into the kitchen went the brave
little soul to wrestle with pots and
pans and the cooking of that wouder-
full dinner.
She had beeD an artist in black and
white while Oh one OF the daily news
papers with a strong leaning to colors,
and "he" was an editor. So his purt-
ing request did not seem strange to
her. She was to draw that tine fat
duck that lay before her. She would
and even admired the aesthetic taste
of her dear "old sugar" The duck
alone had a sort of waxy look, so she
made an artistic group of "A bed of Gel
cry lanked by some carrots and red
apples t. add to the color scheme.
When they were arranged to her taste
she brought her drawing board and
sat down contentedly to draw the
duck. She Just washed in the colors
, 1906-04-18

The soil and climate of the BermudaS
are especially favorable to the growing
of the Easter lily. There bulbs and
blossoms are raised in great quantities
for the American market. The lily
grower separates the bulbs into parts.
Each part is planted. Not till the sec
ond year does he deem the new bulbs
fit for transportation. Not until the
fourth year can he produce the larger
bulbs, three inches in diameter. whence
spring the tall stalks crowned with
many blossoms. In Bermuda may be
seen lily fields covered with plants
varying in height from n few inches to
three feet or more. The latter are the
four-year-olds, the perfect product, es-
pecially intended for the United States.
The st. Joseph, or annunciation. lily is
the favorite at present, though the cal
la lily has attributes which make it re-
tain much of its old time popularity, es-
p~ecially in church decorations. 1t is
the more robust of the two.-Country
Life In America.
, 1906-04-18

The egg, of course, is regarded by
Christians as a symbol of the resur
r%ection, and, strange though it may ap-
pear, the Mohammedans are them
selves firm believers in the idea that
Christ will return to this world some
day. Indeed, Il promise of this event
is written in the Koran, and there is
an understanding to the effect that the
Saviour will descend upon Il certain
minaret of Il particular mosque in Da-
mascus. SO it is not surprising that
some of the Mohammedans III Turkey
should dye eggs or buy tlem in the
shops at Eastertide. Usually the eggs
are dyed red, but this is the cast also
in other countries, the color being in Il
manner emblematic of the cruciiiXioh.
New York Mail.