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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
~portusneae ~nullhghts.

at Portuguese bullfights not only are
the points OF the bulls horns sawed
Of, but the stunps that remain are
carefully padded. The horses also are
ridden with consummate skill, and ev-
cry ~precaution is taken to prevent the
bull touching them. Banderillas are
used by the men on foot and on horse
pack and are planted In the neck of
the bull, which lrritates the bull, but
cannot be described as torture. Just
as much skill is shown as in a Spanish
bullfight, and there may be just as
beautiful a display Of costumes, but
there Is no killing either of the bull or
of the horses.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Famous Boys.

a boy used to crush the flowers to
get their color and painted the white
side of his fathers cottage in Tyrol
with all sorts Of pictures. which the
mountaineer gaHed at as wonderful.
He was the great artist Titan.
An old painter watched a little fellow
who amused himself making drawings
OF his pot and brushes. easel and stool,
ana said, THAT boy will beat me
some day So he did, for he was
Michael Angelo.
A German boy was reading a blood
n thunder novel. Right in the midst
of it he said to himself: Now this will
never do. | get too much excited over
It. | cant study SO we'll after it. so
here goes" And he flung tie book out
into the river. He was Fichte. the great
German philosopher.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Moderation In Exercise.

It is better to be lazy than dead. and
1T is probably just as comfortable. For
obvious reasons the prescription 10 take
moderate, exercise is misleading and
unsatisfactory. Most Of us are consti-
tutionally incapable Of exercising mod
lerately. We begin violently and end
quickly. And what is moderate eiGr-
else? One philosopher who tried ii for
twenty years arrived at this conciu-
sion: Keep a pair Of Indian clubs in
your bedroom. Look at them Frequent
Ily. Exercise by their suggestion
This has the merit of moderation. II
is the same as to walking. Smell the
morning, look down the long way that
separates you from your business
Then take a car.-Detroit Free Press.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02

Now, there was Il certain girl. and
she had three wooers. The first wOoa
said she was the whole world to him
but she frowned upon his suit. The
second wooer said she was the sun
moon and stars to him, but she badC
him be on his way.
ITO me-" said the third, you are 4
young of agreeable manners,
with eyes that might be a little b!uer
with a nose that is a wee bit PIGGY
and with a few freckles and an annoy
ing habit Of hurting out your
thoughts"
She married the third wOoer. Being
pressed for an explanation Of her con
duct, she said:
"My goodness. I think I was sensir
BILE. | married the only one that had
courage enough to tell me Of my faults
before marriage, instead of waiting to
throw them up to me afterward."-
Life.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
The boring of Glass.

Strong glass plates are bored through
by mean Of rotating brass tubes Of
the necessary diameter, which are
filled with water during boring. To
the water there is added finely pull
verified emery. 1t is said that thinner
glass can be perforated with holes in
an easier manner by pressing a disk
of wet clay upon the glass and making
a hole through the clay Of the widths
desired, so that at that spot the glass
lis laid bare. Then molten lead is
poured into the hole, and lead end
glass drop down at once. This method
lis based upon the quick local heat
ing Of the glass, whereby it obtains a
circular crack. the outline of which cor
responds to the outline Of the hole
made in the clay. The cutting Of glass
tubes. cylinders. etc. in factories ii
based upon the same principle.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
The track laying on the new NJ.
u st. Il. railroad from Watertown
to The Missouri river was commenc.
ed at Watertown Monday.
Galveston's Sea Wall

makes life now as safe in that city
as on the higher uplands. E. ".
Goodloe, who resides on Dutson
ST., in Waco; Tex, needs 10 sea
wall for safety. He writes: II have
used DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption the past five years
and it keeps me we'll and safe. Be-
fore that time I had a cough which
for years had been growing worse.
Now it's gone" Cures chronic
G!ergha LIE Grippe Gerssaas MMAoop-
ing Cough and prevents Pneu-
monia. Pleasant to take. Every
bottle guaranteed at Il. w. Rus
sell drug store. Price Soc and 500
Trail bottle free.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Rionkeys Have No Fleah.

1t is curious that monkeys should be
thought to be infested with what nat
uralists call the Pulex irritans and
what ordinary people know as the flea.
as every zoologist is aware, monkeys
have neither feas nor any other para
site whatsoever, in which Of course
they differ vastly from man. AS a
matter Of fact, when monkeys begin
to pick each other about in the friend
~ way we have all observed they
merely detach bits of hardened seba-
ceous matter which has been excreted
by he glands, and the lea idea is Ell
tirely fabulous.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
unslalked Lime.

Unslaked lime is useful in prevent
ing rust because of Its extraordinary
capacity for absorbing moisture. Some
careful workmen who take pains that
their tools shall always be In the best
condition make a practice of keeping a
piece Of lime in their tool boxes to
absorb any moisture which might 9th
erWise rust.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Yer sun snots.

Sir Robert BAH on one occasion, aft
er delivering a lecture on Sun Spots
and Solar Chemistry" met a young
lady who expressed her regret that she
had missed hearing him on the pre-
vious evening. well, you see" he
said, Il don't know that it would have
interested you particularly, as it was
oil about sun spots" why" she re
piled, sit would have interested me
extremely, for l have been a martyr
to ,freckles all my life"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Him,

"Katharine." said Bob as he brought
his club chums down to the depot
platform, these are all my friends"
"Glad to meet you, gentlemen" re-
piled the bride sweetly, "and ! am
so sorry that you are going to be sick"
'Sick:" echoed the crowd in aston
llshment. "Why should you think we
iare going to be sick?"
"Oh, because soon after the honey
moon a married a always finds a
great many sick friends to sit up
with."-Columbus Dispatch.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
A Womnn,s Revenge.

II is perfectly lncomprehensible how
man can go on wearing the clothes he
does-how he can balance on bis head
a huge black jam pot with a ledge to
1t, incase his limbs in long, tight sacks
OF dingy hue and wear round his man
ly Understanding resembling a shin
Ing metal band. Every new fashion
for man that comes out appears to
me uglier than the last.-Spinster in
nj. a. P.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02

Many hereabauts whohaye dane
ed to the entraiicing strains of the
Beresford Harp Orchestra will be
pleased to learn that j. j. Vogeli,
its general manager. was married
last week to Miss Emma Miller ef
that town, theWedding taking place
at Elk Point. The genial musician
has many friends all over the state
who will oinin Wishing h1rnself and
bride happiness and prosperity
belmont Record.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
AMystery solved.

How 70 keep of periodic attacks.
Of biliousness and hapitual con.
stlpation was 4 mystery that pr.
Kings New Life Pills solved FOR
me, writas John Al. Pleasant, Of
Magnolia, Ind. Tha Only pills that
are Hnaran eea % give perfect sat
efiiolt Is astgyboays OF money re-
funded. Upls 25c ~ Il. ". Rue-
SCH drug slors.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Delicate Operation.

"Yaas," suddenly declared Cholly
Branches, "Tm going to work. I've
made up my mind"
you have?" exclaimed Miss Pep
perry. My! What a delicate opera
ition!'-Catholic Standard and Times.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Stupid.

~ wish 1 was half as beautiful as
Miss Brown" remarked the fair Edith
to Mr.. Green.
"Well, you are, you know" replied
Green, thoughtlessly.
Then he wondered why she suddenly
rose and left him.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
A Infty nenSh.

Asama is a volcano In Japan. a
young man of that country grew de-
spondent the other day and threw him
self into the crater, leaving this letter:
Suffering a feeling of despair impels
me to throw myself into the crater of
vehement Asnma, thus winning a
splendid death and ascending the
mountains smoke to q lofty life ADORE
the sky
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Not Of Much Account.

The lord chief justice of England used
to sing in the choir Of a parish church.
A woman once asked the verger to
point out Sir Richard Webster as he
then was. The everger replied. We'll.
ma'am, that's the vicar and them's the
icurates and Pm the verger. but as for
the choir, as long as they does their
dooty we don't inquire into their hante-
cedents!''
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
The republican congressional
compaign committee has decided to
provide q campaign fund by solicit
ing ST. contributions.

WANTED: District Managers to
post signs, advertise and distribute
samples. Salary $500 weekly,
$500 per day for expenses. State
age and present employment,
IDEAL SHEAR Co, 80 Randolph ST.,
Chicago.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
The Good and beautiful.

To see the good and the beautiful and
70 have no strength to live 1t is only to
be Moses on the mountain of Nebo,
with the land at your feet and no pow
er to enter. It would be better not to
see it.-Olive Schreiner.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
A Snfefy Nn+rh

Papa, what is a safety matchP Mr..
Henpecked docking carefully about to
see i his wife is within hearing dis
tancel-A safety match. on, is when
g baldheaded mar marries an armless
woman.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Cheerful.

Hook-Jones Is the most melancholy
fellow I know. Rook-I should think
SO. indeed. He proposed to a girl once
BY asking her how she would like to
be his widow.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Bringing 1t Horne

Her Father-What are you and young
shortleigh going to live on In case you
marry? His Daugbter-Well. If you
must know. papa. look in the mirror.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Poor Fellow.

Mrs. Browne--He certainly does live
high. it seems to me his whole thought
.ls OF his vietuals. Mrs. Malaprop-
That's the truth. He's.jest what YOU
might call q reg'lar ipecac.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
Two Epataphs.

An epitaph from a cemetery in Bridg
ton, Me-:
She was-words are too feeble to tell
What.
Think what wife should be:
She was all that.
This from Bar Harbor, Me-:
I reach my arms out fondly,
But they clasp the open air.
There is nothing Of my darling ~
But the shoes he used to wear.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
S'UliMONS.

SUlIMONS.
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA,
FIRST JUDICIAL CIRCUIT. %
IN Circuit Court within and for Bon Homn me
County.
Abby Elsie Vrooman,
vs..
John Vrooman,
State of South Dakota sends greeting;
To John Vroon1an. Defendant.
You are hereby summoned and required
answer the complaint of this action, which
was filed on the 2th day of April, A. ID 1906 in
The Office Of tile clerk of the circuit court with.
IN and for the county of Bon Homn1e. state Of
South Dakota, at the court house in the city Of
Iyndall, county of Bon Homme, South GNako.
ia. and serve a.copv of your answer upon the
subscriber at his office. on Main Street. in the
City of Scotland, South Dakota, within thirty
days after the service of this su nj m ions, eXclu-
siVe OF the day of service. If you fail to an.
swer the complaint within that time, the
plaintiff will apply to the court for the relief
demanded in the complaint.
Dated at Scotland. South Dakota, this 18th
day of April. A.. D.. 1906.
ROBERT DOLLARD,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02

He censures God who quarrels with
the i~mperfections of men.-Burke.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-08-02
SUBSCRIPTION 81 90 pEs yeAe.

Messrs. ]. w. and Mike Wipss
left Tuerday for Parker to invoice
and take possession of The drug
store they recently purchased there.
Hutchinson Herald.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30
Deasness cannot Be Cured

DeasneSS Sanf1OC DO ShrSd
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafne ess is caueed by an infiamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eu-
stachian Tube. When this tube is in
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it If entire
ly closed, deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten are caused by Cat.
arrh which is nothing but an infamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness Caused BY
catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halle
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free
FL CHENEY & co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

There is nothing 80 pleasant as that
bright cheerful, at peace with the world
feeling when you sit down to your
breakfast. There is nothing 30 conduct
to good work and good results. The
healthy mind and body is better fellow
better workman, a better citizen than
the man or women who is handicapped
by some disability, however slight. A
slight disorder of the stomach will de-
range your body, your thoughts and
your disposition: Get away from the
morbidpess and the blues. Keep you,
stomach in tune and both your brain
and body will respond. Little indiscre
tions of overesting can be easily correct
ed and you viii be surprised to see how
much better man you are. Try o littlt
Kodol For Dyspepsia after your meals
Sold by j. X. Schooler.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30
oaIvsston Sea- Wall

makeu life now as safe in that city as on
the higher uplands. E w Goodlow, who
resides on Dutton St, in Waco, Texas,
needs no sea wall for salty. He writes
II have used DR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption the past five years and
it keeps me well and safe. Before that
time had cough which for years had
been growing. worse. Now it's gone.'
Cures chronic Coughs. La Grippe,
Group, Whooping Cough and prevents
Pneumonia. Pleasant to take. Every
bottle guaranteed at Webb Bros drug
store. Price SOC ands1, Trial bottle free
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

Y
The Carthage Democrat takes
us to task to the extent of two COL
umns on account of our editorial
two weeks ago on "Tbe Tyrany of
Partisanship." The Democrat
seems to have lost the point of the
editorial in the thought that it was
intended as "roast" on that pa
per. The sole object of our edi-
torial was to show what slave q
party makes of a man or news
paper when it can. The Demo.
Gratis attitude toward Cameron be.
fore and after the nominating con-
vention, was merely taken as an
illustration, and an excellent one
it was. The Democrat is no worse
in this respect than any other par
tisan newspaper that makes q
specially of politics. They just
have to swallow the yellow dogs
on their party ticket or haul down
their colors as party advocates.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

That'thsL Liquor Dealers association
and the brewers have combined with tbs
managers Of race tracks 10 an effort ia
control the next legislature grows more
apparent every day. Not only in Kansas
City and st-Louis is tlieir work shown,
but in country districts nominees fol
senator's and the legislature show evi--
denoe OF being supported by their inter.
ests.
A few weeks ago circular was issued
by the Liquor Dealers association call.
iug on every saloon man to vote and work
! for members OF the legislature who
would favor the liquor interests. The
saloon men were urged to vote for friends
without regard to party, and use all
their influence 10 secure the nomination
of the fright kind" Of men, Not long
afterward the word came back from st.
.ss.i'. a..
Louis that j Helm had. assured the
st Louis brewers that the Republicans
would nominate for the senate man
who was his friend and would be right
on the liquor question; also that the dis
trict in which there is o senatorial va
cancy this year is Republican.
The next move was the announcement
Of the candidacy for the lower house Of
a man whose relations with the Kansas
City Jockey club are so close that he can
hardly be considered other than the can.
didate of the club. In another district
candidate for Democratic nomination
for the legislature comes from an Office
directly connected with the Jockey club
and closely associated with the usurets
who want the jail imprisonment part OF
tho law against usury repealed.
The liquor men say they are afraid Of
hostile legislation. They disclaim any
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30
Subscription Rates.
"Fareweli, A Long Farewell"

1t is with feeling of deep re-
gret that we greet our readers this
week with words of FAREWELL
long farewell, as editor of the JAS
per News.
las will be seen by the announce
ment elsewhere in this issue, we
have sold the News to Mr.. Joe Q.
Combs of Lamar, the change OF
management to take effect Sep
tember l. Hence this issue will
be the last under the present man
agement.
We repeat, that it is with regret
that we announce our retirement
as a Jasper editor. We have been
a Jesperian for eight years and
have naturally formed attachments
which will be hard to break.
To break our association with
the News is like the parting of
father and son, as we have watched
its growth from infancy to lis pres
ent age with as much solicitation
as parent does a child. Such
has been the attachments between
US and the News and Jasper that
it has taken us year to come to
the point of deciding to break
them. And this decision has
come only after nights of suf'
fering on the part of two. mem
bers of our household. 1t is sole
iy for the sake of these two suffer
ers that We bid adieu to oul
friends in the Jasper community
AS we have had the welfare oi
the News at heart in the past, 81
we will still be interested in it
future. In turning the paper owe
to Mr.. Combs we believe We ar
leaving it in good hands and WI
bespeak for the paper an ever
more prosperous future than tn
past. From our brief acquaintance
with Mr.. Combs we have fount
him to be gentleman in ever!
sense Of the word, and hearth.
commend him to the citizens o
Jasper and vicinity.
In closing we would like t.
thank the business men of Jaspe
for their loyal support in the wa,
Of advertising. No paper eve
received a more loyal support i
this line than that which has bee
y. n
given by the Jasper merchants t
the News. And our farmer friend
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

/ intention 70 Try TO secure the repeal d
the law requiring saloons TO CLOSE on Sun
day, but say they want men 10 the leg
islature who will fight the passage Of
bills to increase the state saloon license,
require saloons to. close 1t midnight OF
infict other vhskdships' on them. 1t Il
Altogether likely that their fighton Ean.
day will take the form OF trying to pass
a law to close grocery stores, meat mar
kets, drug stores, theaters, barbershops
ball parks, and The like on SUNDAYS,
This is'with the idea Of making Sunday
laws unpopular and at the same time
'uslng the more religious country meni-
bers for their own purposes. 1t Is no
unusual thing in q legislative ssssmbl y
to see gamblers paying out DOODLE to
pass the same bills that ministers, mean
ing we'll, but only hala ioformed on the
practical side, Are praying for.
The race track people in ST. Louis
have never given UP their fight. Cover
nor Folk has kept them down and the
organization is less powerful than it was
year ago, bit the wealthy men who
controlled 1t are as active as ever. The
Kansas City race track was never sub
ject Of scandal though there was q time
when some things might have made
trouble II they had been generally
known. The st. Louis race track gam
blers, ON the other hand, we're q scandal
to the whole state. Both the liquor in.
terests and the race track interests are
hostile to Governor Folk and naturally
placed themselves in hostility ITO his
friends in the counties. There is more
or less brewery and race track money
helping to keep up an alleged "snti.
boss" campaign in the Democratic par
ty now.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

Wanted-Two men In each county to
represent and advertise Hardware De-
partment, put out samples ofouf goods,
etc. Travelling Position or Office Man
ager. Salary 5000 per month cash
weekly, with all expenses paid in ad.
vance. We furnish everything. THE
COLUMBIA HOUSE, Chicago, ILL.,,
Dept. 610, Monon Bldg
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30
Tn. End OF rne wer,d

Of troubles that robbed E H Wclfe; of
Bear Grove, Ia, Of all usefulness, came
when he began taking Electric titters.
He writes: I"Two years ago Kidney
trouble caused me great suffering, which
] would never have survived had I not
taken Electric Bitters. They also cured
me Of General Debility" Sure cure fjr
all stomach. Liver and Kidney com.
plants, Blood diseases, Headache, Diz-
ziness, and Weakness or bodily decline.
Price SOC. Guaranteed by Webb Bros,
drug store.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

Prof. Tyler, Of Amherst college. said
recently; IA man can live comfortably
without brains; no man ever existed
without 8 digssted system. Tho dys-
pepsia has neither faith, hope or charity
Day by day people reslize the import,
ance OF caring for their digestion; realize
the need Of the use Of q little corrective
like Kcdol For Dyspepsia. II dIgests
what you eat. Sold by J, X, Schooier.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

and readers q the News in gener-
alive feel almost a relationship to
you've thank you, not only for
your financial, but your moral
support and words Of encourage
ment during our eight years among
you. Jaspor and her people will
always have warm place in our
heart, and if any Of you ever get
out in Colorado you will always
find the latch string outside at
the home of the Monroes.
With these few validictory re-
marks; we step down and out, and
bid you all a long farewell as edis
tor Of The JASPER News.
LYNN MONROE.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30
ls -.
Wanted.

Two men in each : olnty to represent
and advertise Hardware department
put out samples Of oar goods, etc
Travelling Position or Office Manager
Salary 10000 per month, cash weekly
with all expenses paid ip advance. W.
furnish everything, JBM *
THE COLUMBIA HOUSE,
Dept, 81O, 234 5thAve. Chicago,
PA.
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30

Don't drag along with dull, bilious
heavy telling. You need pill. Use
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the fam
GUS little pills. Do not sicken or gripe,
but results are sure. Sold by j. X.
Schooler. "
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30
A My.t.ry Solved

"How to keep off periodic attacks Of
billiousness and habitual constipation
was . mystery that Or, Kiug's New Life
Pills solved for me-" writes John N.
Pieasat, Of Magnolia, Ind. The only
perfect satisfaction TO everybody or mon
ey refunded. Only 2ec at Webb Bros
drug store
The Jasper news., 1906-08-30
THURSDAY, AUGUST 80. 1906.

Issued every Thursday and devoted to
the interests Of the people of Jasper and
vicinity. Our politios--"The greatest
good to the greatest number"
Entered at the Postoffice at Jasper,
Mo-, as Second-class matter September
81, 1898.