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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

But in this matter it errs, and TO the
extent Of its circulation spreads its err
ror broadcast. The evidence of many
polygamous marriages produced before
the Committee on Privileges ard Flee
tions at Washington left no doubt of
the truth Of the inference that some of
them had been perpetrated in Utah
since tho manifesto. But even If the
ceremonies Of recent polygalny had oc-
CURED beyond the confines Of the State
Of Utah, the guilt of tho church, it's
perGdy, its violation Of convenant, It's
blaspbemous rejection Of its own PIC
tended word of God and ITS lawbJeek-
ing, would have been equally great; for
the promise made by the church to the
Government of the United States and
the manifesto which the church offered
to its people as a revelation from tho
Almighty had no geographical boun-
daries. Its promises and revelations
were absolute and universal.
One might ask the Verual Express
what difference 1t makes IN the COM
munity life of Utah if the polygamist
of the now regime shall tako unto Kim
self n plural wife in some secret place
in Salt Lake City or Uintah county,
and then hagrantly live in opou vio-
latiou of the laws of God and man in
this State; or whether he shall take
that plural wife unto himself on Eome
lonely road in Mexico and return to
Utah to live in equally fragrant disre-
gard of the decencies7
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
Short Stories
wH1rr1ER's COLOR BLINDNESS.

wHITTIER's COLOR BLINDNESS.
Youth s. Companion.
IL is we'll known that the poet Whit
tier was color blind. and unable to dis
tinguiBh red from green. He once bought
himself necktle which he supposed to
be Of modest and suitable olive tint,
and wore it-opcc. He never wore 1t
again, for his friends soon made him
aware that II offended against tho tradi-
tional Quietness OF costume enJoined alike
by the habits of the Friends and by his
own taste. The tie was of flaming scar
let.
On another occasion, when he found
a little girl in distress on account OF a
new gown, made over from hcr elder SIS
tors. which was not becoming to her
coloring and complexion, he tried to con-
sole her.
"I wouldn't mind what rude boy says
about It, Mary" he said, kindly. Thee
looks very we'll indeed In it-like an
Dread, Mary, dressed all In groen."
Unfortunately, Mary was not dressed In
green. She was red-haired and her dress
was red, that was the trouble.
Once, on a day IN mid March. when out
walking with n Friend. and deeply en-
gagged In conversation, Mr., Whittier ap-
preached too near for safety to place
where blasting was going on, The danger
signal was shown, but neither Friend no
ticed 1t, until a workinsman, violently
waving his arms and shouting. leaped be-
fore them and warned them back.
IT didn't see the flag at all, said Mr..
Whittiers companion.
81 saw It," rejolned the poet. with a
twinkle in his eye, but I thought 1t was in
honor OF St. Patrick-thee knows my de-
feet. I can't tell Erin from explosions,
except by the harp"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
ORDAINED MISLEADERS.

The Castle Dalo Progress does not
have any veneration for the "its" who
dominate the Republican party in this
State. Speaking Of them as having the
"itch'' and warning them that the
members Of tho party, not within Tho
charmed circle, must band together 10
reduce the swelled heads Of tho bosses,
the Progress practically renounccs
Smootism and the ecclesiasticism in
secular affairs of which Smootism is
the outward and offensive expression.
The Castle Dale paper is doing good
service for its party in making pro-
test; but it will have uttorly failed of
utility and logic if-fnding its warning
ignored, it's protest fouted, its princi-
pies disregarded, as they will bet
shall continue to SUPPORT Smootism
when Smootism again triumphs over
decency within Republican ranks. So
long as the apostolic bosses Of the po-
itical situation here can override pro-
tests from the respectable element Of
tho party, and then can override the
respectable element itself and force its
support of their nefarious schemes,
they will continue their malign infu
ence and their disastrous rule in the
affairs Of Utah. Only as the respectable
element shall break away from the
bosses, as many Of the respectables
have already done, do the ordained mis-
leaders show any consciousness Of pub
lie opinion. Insensible to warning In
words, they are delicately sensitive to
that warning when administered with
q club
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
It's" With the Itch
Castle Dale (Utah) Progress

Castle Dale (Utah) Progress.
Some of the Salt Lake and Provo
brethren are getting uneasy with the po-
litical itch, and 1t looks, ct this distance,
that portion of those thinking them
selves the Republican 'its" are scratch
ing a number of sore places on the State
body politic that Will require superior
skill 10 their own to heal. Some of these
Its" were never noted for much political
ssgacity, and some OF those not of their
ik doubt whether they ever possessed
any, II now appears that by the time OF
the State Republican convention 1t Will
be quite necessary, and also wholesome
thing for the welfare and life of the
party, for a banding together OF those
not within the at" circle for the laudable
purpose of reducing the size OF a number
Of heads Of self-chosen leaders that are
swelled TO bursting with self-importance
and party killing ideas. *
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
4 REAL CELEBRITY.
Lewiaton Journal.

Lewiston Journal.
The local pride OF the natives Of Cape
Eliza beth, Me-, Is SO intense that II takes
the attitude Of pity for all who have the
misfortune to dwell elsewhere. This is
known to regular summer visitors, and
by most Of them is respected,
One rainy day a newcomer, who had
Joined the gathering at the store, COM
posed of fishermen and summer visitors
yentured to enumerate some Of the dis
tingushed men who had come from
Maine,
There's Longfellow," he said, "and
Hannibal Hamlin, and James G. Blaine
William Pitt Fessenden, Thomas B. Reed
and"
Here an old fisherman looked UP from
his work of splicing grass blades. and
broke In:
Smart" Those fellows SMART" he
questioned. "You Just come down an see
Josh Pillsbury skin fshi"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

house at San FranclEcs. Z
tributed them-or is allefN I
so. In Chicago the No. 4
staple OF commerce ard Il n,
sonably supposed that ar
dred thousand homeless it,'
cent might be found to "a
would be easy on the III
women Of San FrancIsu 4
them. They may be shsks,
and homo by earthQuakes, \
ilre, camp in the paris, q,
aster like heroines. bur q
use No. s shoss. Fl
So the l400 pairs lie iil,'
tltute people and the mid
not know what to do sIsl
the problem does not -
soluble Why not Try saik
IS down to- No. 4a1 I'd
goods ought TO 30 on vii
a bargain sale whore ~
actually nothing,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
LEAKY.
Herpers Weekly.

Little Margaret was TO take her first
bath In the river. A fine new bathing
suit had been made for her and she
donned 1t with great pride. Her mother,
with Margaret's sisters. took her down.
She was very timid about going in, until
she saw the others were perfectly safe in
the water Then she ventured IN. The
water suddenly grew deeper and came
above her waist much to the surprise
of the little maid, who cried out In an
guish;
ooh, mother, my bathing suit leaks"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
WARNING TO wEppnl1

A Gold Coast journal des'''
ding and a feast follosins
ner befltting a custodian 4
manners. 1T is repoita
ths gentlemen who at!ss
themselves avariciously mo
in which they acted does :
Of their gentlemanly pnn
gentlemen may please M1
g .'epetition on future oe
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
LIVING UP TO HIS TITLE.

New York Tribune.
Some years ago. when bicycling was
more popular than IL Is today, Bishop
Donahue OF Wheeling, ". Va, essayed
to learn to ride. He had the usual ex-
periences Of novice. Some days later
a friend. who had seen the bishop per-
forming feats on wheel, asked
Bishop, do you wheel now?" Certain
ly." replied the dignitary. 81 am Bishop
OF Wheeling"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
THE ART OF THE PARAsoL.

Tho World and HIS WIG,
a we'll adjusted parasol enables you
TO hide bushes you don't want people 10
see, and to hide the bushes that aren't
there II you want people to think they
are; and it enables you to cut people
who deserve to be cut, and to avoid peo-
pie whom you daren't cut. but whom you
particularly don't want to see.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Not having any facts .on which to
base his minority report, on the cam
paign fund matter, Councilman Fern
strom was entitled to. an additional
weok in which TO prepare it
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

What wages do you expect?" asked
Mrs. Randolph of Aunt 'Phronle, who had
come to hire as cook.
"well, All tell you. Ef Ah cooks an
waits on de table, too, All 'spects 81
cherry week All lives; but ef yo' all has
family reach at de table an All jes' hab
ter cook, den All charges er dollar and
TO- bits. s."-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Anything that County Attorney
Christensen may do at this time To
merit criticism Will be cheerfully ap.
proved by Representative Howell.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Country members OF the Republican
'committee will find a few, kind gentle
men IL Salt Lake ready to relieve them
Of the task Of selecting their new
chairman
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

AS the head Of the church at pres
ent, Senator Smoot does not intend. to
enable anyone to justly say that it has
not interfered enough in politics this
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Moreover, the new Republican chair
man should be a man capable of rev.
erently bearing a little profanity from
the good Apostle Smoot. -.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
A PROBLEM NJ

Pit,sburs Dispatch.
San Francisco relI., ,s,,
opcd a problem which
pert knowledge Of fsminJos Y.
TO solve. At least a go,
city tells the foIlowibr ~
moving tale;
There are 400 paira Of =.
shoes lying unused In ~.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Fair-minded persons will admit that
they have had as much water 10 waste
this summer as they were entitled to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Summer will soon be gone, but con-
siderate persons will still provide for
the people many attractive ways in
which to. spend their. money
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Members of the Smoot organization
would be willing TO give veteran moro
or less consideration, were it not that
there are SO many others that they
nrefer
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

None of the Democratic leaders has
been suggested yet for Congress, each
evidently being reluctant TO propose
Iii self
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Clcely-Why don't you learn to swim
Muriel-There's no one TO teach me.
Cicely-How about the boys?
Muriel-Oh, they've all taught me be
fore; different summers, you know
Brooklyn Life.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Mr. Howell will do all he can for
Logan, but he doesn It know how lie
could serve it better than by running
for Congress once more.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

If those invited to advise Senator
Sutherland hereafter do not please
him, it will be their own fault, now
that all can sec the kind of advice he
wants
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
WHAT COAL TAR IA


Springfield Republican.
A coal tar color jublles N
In London last THURSDAY % n
the discovery fifty yeas q
aniline dyes by DR.. Wl!lit1
kin. who was lately nlt1
achievement. II was O hla1
ery-in moro than the lIteFl|
1t been a blessing to the ~
at all events, ruined aone n
some kinds OF rug-makiac 4
Its economic consequence
enormous. One OF the enlA :
India. indigo growing, hAs
entirely destroyed.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Queens-"Yes," said the gay Lotharlo
'I called on four ladies last night. "
Huh! You must be q gutter" snorted
the poker friend, I'd keep -on raising
all night IL had hand like that."-De-
troLt Free Press.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Jones has retained an alert lawyer
for the defense, 5ut he cannot get
ahead of tho County Attorney, finrtbe
making of a motion t. dismiss.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

1t naturally shocks the Smoot chiefs
to see Judges descending from their
places TO befriend candidates who are
not Smoot favorites.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Judge McCarty is promised the op-
position Of the Smoot leaders here
after, and that will undoubtedly be
quite helpful. later on.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
ALMOST

ALMOSI-
There stands the parsons house he said
The maiden hung her modest head,
Lest he who thus was moved to speak
Should note the blush that dyed her cheek
The moonlit fields, the sky above,
Were mutely eloquent OF love-
And love surcharged the ambient air
Bresthed in by this young rustic pair.
With beating Besrts, across the road
They saw the minister's abode
The study lamp a welcome cleaned.
And, through the summer twilight. seemed
Inviting them to near the door.
There stands the parson's housev' Once
His iervid thought broke forth in speech.
Then silence, thrilling each to each,
Surrounded them and held them mute
Far-off they heard owlet hoot
ITO whit TO whoo" The rnaiden's heart
Was warm for him. but hers the part
To modestly await the word
That she in fancy oft had heard,
And which, instinctively she knew,
Was trembling on his tongue. He, too,
Was conscious OF his own loves strength,
And meant to speak. He said. at length;
There stands thc parsons house. and
His hand a.trec,ble cleft the air
He led her down the road again
7: A DAILY. in the Catholic Standard md
Times. N
TIP FROM UNCLE DAVID.
Wouldn't bo much srumblin'
Anywhere | guess,
And but little wsep,n'
Or unhappiness,
II 1ur wives would only
Find some way to auis
Fretttn over troubles
That amt struck EN- Wit
IS. E. Kisor, in Chicago Record. .Rassld
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Senator Sac ct knows that %hs b;sL-
ops are well qualified to advise the
people politically, as he advises the
bishops.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Mr., Borah cannot fully approve what
Apostle Smoot said about the Idaho
campaign, rs it has leaked out.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

'Is Speedman a good chauffeur"
Good? Say! he caught man yester-
day that every mororist in the city had
had try at and ssed."-Judge.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Gov Cutler is TO return from CaIifor.
MIA soon, as Apostle Smoot. will prob
ably be 100 busy with important mat.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Senator Dubois need not look for any
support from tho voters Apostle SInoot,
spoke 10 about him in Colorado.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

Though Jealous churchman, Senator
Smoot is not so extremely religious that
he cannot hate Senator Dubois.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

1f Jones had wanted r better man to
prosecute him, he doesn c know where
he could have found him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
FROM THE JoKEMAKER.

Gladys lat the seashore)-Are you hav-
Ing as many proposals as you had last
season?
Meyme (wearily)-Oh, yes, but they're
all from the same man I was engaged to
last summer-Detroit Free Press,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
Here and 1
THE Hyp,uo.-

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f''t'eurg Gazette. ~ 1A|1
"a, "A Vienna physician 1,
root OF the tipping N,
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av serving his patron H.. si''''
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coming. coming and speculate. -
probable extent. TbI, :, !.
on the mind of the n,,,.'
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WI Without knowing ESs
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the more likely to ~ ~
habit grows and bs,a, 70
established, Tkls I,'''s r. 10
ovI own automobiles and Wy e.,
after business h''s hours se|
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17
pHILAETuDnc

out'ng Magazine.
For several days fou,
mad visited a certain ~ =.
near my window. Th.srA sAs 4
food for another llti,s y. ~
tried C. flight from tSs 'sIla
would dsop tiny ,nor.,, ,p'
the little sparrow. Wbs !,
tne crumbs the other y. y
chirpi3g and then (Io,r
After watching ,hI. ~ IVY,
went out on the roof ,nS ~
lone bird. 1t did not ~ 49,.
me and mado no resIatar.. N.Y. I.
It up, aass
The sparrow was h,,,s
covered with a mlIklIhs ~
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-17

ters for some time to give close atten-
ton to Gubernatorial affairs.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-11-28
ATHLErros ron MORE STUDENTS
President OF Columbia Would Have
AL take Part In sports.

NEW YORK. Nov. 27.--Presideut Mich
olus Murray Butler Of Columbia univer-
in the method OF administration OF ath-
letic sports now 10 force in Columbia
He does believe, however, that some minor
changes should be made in the interest
OF clean sport and better scholarship
and that at the same time an effort should
be made to secure the widest possible
participation by students in athletic
sports. President Butler makes no rec
concentrations as to the game of foot ball,
which now is prohibited at Columbia.
on December 50, 1905, after the action
OF the committee Of student organi2a-
tions dishanding the foot ball association
Of Columbia university. the university
council took action approving what had
been done By the committee on student
organizations, and advising the president
ito take such further steps as may seem
to him proper TO correct the conditions at
Columbia, which have produced a de-
morallzation Of sentiment and to restore
athletics 70 their proper place in the IRE
OF the university
President Buffers memorandum I'm the
form OF today's pamphlet is the result.
In Il he pledges himself to do what he
can TO secure the discontiuuanCe OF any
prescribed academic exercises after 4 p.
m, in order that there may be ample
time at the close Of each day for general
participation of students in outdoor
sports. Tie also faVors the use OF upiver-
sity funds to keep the athletic held in
project for a university stadium with ac-
,conmodat lions for all forms Of outdoor
pports. Gate receipts are declared TO be
An undesirable feature Of collegiate and
intercollegiate contests. But President
Butler says that no practicable plan has
Yet been presented for doing away with
them The plan 10 appoint a director OF
athletics for the university. il dlsap.
proved on the ground that such an Official
AZ pears 70 be az the present time neither
necessary nor desirable
Omaha daily bee., 1906-11-28
cur GLAss-Frenser, 18th and Dodge.
OF MISS BROWNS DEATH
More Evidence that Girl Was Dead
when she wau Placed in
the Lake.

HERKIMER, n. Y, Nov. 27.-With inter-
est heightened by the declaration of the
medical experts that Grace Brown was
dubbed before. she fell into the water of
Big Moose lake, there was larger crowd
than ever at the Gillette murder trial today.
More than 1000 persons were turned away
and those who got seats were on hand as
early as o'clock to secure them.
only two Of the six doctors employed by
the district attorney to perform the au-
topsy on Grace Browns body have been on
the stand. The prosecution probably will
conclude the work Of questioning two more
of them today. The prosecution cannot
complete its case before Thanksgiving and
the case will not go to the jury before
Wednesday of next week.
Coached by Dr. suitors of Herkimer., the
defending counsel are doing everything in
their power to shatter the contsntions OF
the district attorney advanced to the jury
through the medical experts called TO the
stand.
DR.. Douglas today gave several COM
parisons between the conditions usually
found in drowned bodies and the conditions
| found in the body OF Grace Brown, He
said: rH
The liver i'm cases Of drowning is livid;
in this case il was pale. In cases OF drown
ing the hands become muddy and the
finger nails dirty. They were clean in this
case. There is water in the pleura cavity
In cases OF drowning: there was no such
| water in this case No watery fluid flowed
| from the lungs in this case, as is GUS
touary in drowning cases. The liver in
! this case was normal; in cases Of drown
ing il Is contracted, There was but little
| water in Grace Browns stomach; there is
considerable in cases where a person is
drowned. The diaphragm in this case was
elevated three inches; when tho lungs are
filed with water II has a tendency TO de-
press the diaphragm"
! On recross-examination DR.. Douglas was
asked If the threa days that Grace Browns
| body lay before the autopsy were not suffi-
! Client to allow the water that would nat
urally collect I'm the lungs of n drowned
person to escape. He said there We're
means by which the water might leave the
lungs.
Dr. George II. Smith corroborated the
testimony OF DR.. Z. H. Douglas and A o.
Douglas, who preceded him today. by testi-
flying that Grace Brown came to her death
from blows. The defense scored a point
when Rev Cuthbert Frost of Lowvilie quail
flied his statement, that Gillette was the
first to speak Of the drowning Of Grace
Brown after his arrival at Arrowhead Rev.
Frost refused TO swear to that statement
again today.
| DR.. g. S. Richards called to the stand
just before closing time. stated that the In
juries to Grace Browns body were in
hicted before death. He enumerated the in
juries as had the physicians preceding him
on the witness stand.
i
Omaha daily bee., 1906-11-28
Minister of Education. Would Change
system OF Government Instruc-
ton in Empire. eM

: ST. PETERSBURG Nov, 27.--The Ininis-
Ter OF education, NJ. Kaufmann, has sub
pitted to the cabinet a plan for reform
OF the primary educational system Of Rus
sia. which. next TO the agraiian reforms.
is recognized as the grayest problem con-
fronting the Russian, government
The most important feature Of The min
ister,s proposals is one providing for the
abandonment Of the old policy which, ac-
cordauce with the dictum that education
was synonymous with revolution, threw
hindrsnces in the way Of tho efforts of the
zcmstvos and private persons TO spread
elementary knowledge among the ignornnt
masses of the Russian peasantry.. 1T even
imposed "A veto on Instructions being given
in history and simiar branches Of cduca-
ton. NJ. FSaufmann recommends instead
that the central government support. ma
teriaily and morally, all such efforts and
assume The payment Of nliplmum salaries
to teachers in the popular schools opened
by the zemstvos and other local admins.
trations,