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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
"HALLUCINA NATIONS. "

Voliva, who seeks to have Dowic
permanently kept out of Dowie's field,
and from the harvest for which Dowie
had sown, urges that Dowie Is "a VIC
tim of hallucinations" That will
sound we'll. Will it not. to a court which
is hearing a dispute for mastery be-
tween a couple of wlld-eyed frauds,
whose whole stock in trade consists of
imposture and keeping the masses over
whom they have gained mastery. hyp-
Noticed with impudent pretense, fraud
ulent claims, and dreamy hallucIna-
tlons.
The Judge who hears this case may
we'll say to both, that the allegation OF
being victims of hallucinations is good
as against both the leaders and their
followers, What then? Has a man
with hallucinations no right to the
cakes and ale? Nay. but If he Is the
man who has made those hallucina-
tions prevail. who has caused a multi
tude to receive them from him as holy
writ. then he has the best right In the
world to eat the fruits of his labor, for
he had created something out Of moth
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
HOLD THEM DOWN.

The inevitable inference to be drawn
from a recent sermon by one of the
hierarchs In Logan is that general edu-
cation Is dangerous TO the Mormon
church When it's members become too
well Informed in history. In philosophy
In science. the accuracy Of their mental
method will prevent their acceptance OF
the benighted leadership and the insub
stantial claims Of the prophets, seers
and rerelators. This Is a wise proyi-
sion on the part OF President Joseph +
Smith and his compecrs. 1t Is impos-
sible to conceive that a body Of men
OF highly developed intellect would long
consent to be dominated by the rank
ignorance which the prophet exhibits.
He draws no lesson from history. He
has no way OF measuring the forces OF
social tides He knows not whence nor
whittier Instead Of rationalizing upon
a set of proved facts In determining the
course OF social progress, he utters an
lpse dixit and calls II the Will Of the
Lord. and all the people of his church
must obey or perish in their sins,
Naturally II is wise that the church
should compel its adherents to bow
their eyes to the earth. Keep them
bent I'm toll and they VIII have neither
the inclination nor tho ability to resist
the petty tyrannies, whch-aftcr ages
OF waIfare-haVe been abolished in all
other civilized lands, but now have
reached their apothcosis in the Nor
mon community
While this spirit animates the guiding
authorities OF tho Mormon church all
nretensc at education is farce. They
maintain costly institutions, but they
take good care that these are controlled
by creatures of their own; and upon the
individual who would enfranchise him
self by intellectual growth Is cnst the
full weight of community inertia. Al
ter seventy-six years of pretended in
spiration from God. giving an enlight-
enment far beyond anything which the
sciences and the arts of the world can
oestow, the leadership OF the Mormon
church Is today less qualified in actual
intellectual capacity and possession OF
Information than is the average board
of Tammany Aldermen selected by a
machine and elected by ward heelers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
A COMING RAGE.

In lengthy communication to The
Tribune, dated at Salt Lake May T.
1906, carrying the name and address Of
the writer this inquiry is propounded.
Would President Roosevelt appoint a
Mormon for United States Marshal for
Utah had he known that Republicanism
was but mere farce In this State?
The Tribune has not been In the con-
tidence of President Roosevelt IN this
matter This paper has not claimed to
have any special information except
such as might be gathered by alert and
intelligent special correspondents at the
capital, on the other hand the pre-
tended Republican leaders OF one of
the church political quorums have as
sumed in this affair, as in many others
to speak for President Roosevelt and TO
say for him the things which there is
no proof he has said for himself
namely, that he sees no reason why a
Mormon hierarch should not hold Fed
eral Office, and that he looks upon the
Smootites as being the especially elect
for the regeneration OF our Govern
ment.
But while this paper does not assert
any prerogative TO announce President
Roosevelt's thought II Is not an undue
assumption that so staunch and earn
est an American, so strong n supporter
of Republlcanism, could scarcely have
been informed OF the actual situation
in this State when he selected a known
emissary of the lawbreaking organiza-
ton known as the Mormon church. to
carry the dignity and authority of ma
tional executive power in this district
OF Utah, 1t Is inconceivable that Presi-
dent Roosevelt would have knowingly
permitted Joseph F. Smith the chief
defer OF the laws OF God and man, to
select the United States Marshal 1t
has not yet been realized by him that
and Sutherland recommended Mr.. Spry
for the nomination he was fulfilling the
desire of the polygamous ruler OF Utah
1t has not yet been realized by Presl-
dent Roosevelt that Republicanism ts
by the polygamous cult and their SYM
pdLniZers, uSeu as d poii''Sai cover 1ot
the grossest kinds OF offenses against
the laws and the sentimentalities OF the
Nation.
The day may come when the Chief
Executive of the United States will un-
derstand the falsity of the claims put
forth by his pretended party friends.
When he does he Is so much of an
so much OF man, that his
righteous rage ought to be good to see.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
Observer Observations

observe that the majority OF
people draw their clothes so tight about
them as 10 be unbecoming
That In the mad rush for wealth
the people have not lost all feeling lor
the sadly unfortunate.
That lt sometimes takes an earth
quake to call q halt In the rapid march
for conquest.
That famine and pestilencc and 1re
and earthquake all and each have es-
tablished the proof OF the unl'er"al
brotherhood.
That IL takes whole lifetime OF
Christianity TO eliminate selhshness
from some peoples lives
That the end iuatifies the means rs
the claim OF the religious zealot when
doing evil that good may come.
That there are great many people
who assume familiarity with the Al
mighty while all the time serving the
devil
That the Salt Lake Juvenile court Is
in the lead In the kind Of compulsory
evidence extorted from the innocent to
convict the guilty.
That some of the tlthing Is being
expended for the benefit of the walk
ing public. How II must grind
That some people get mad because
they can't make a ten thousand dollar
income on ten cent investment
That the honor of a university is no
longer maintained by the scholarship OF
It's alumni but the score Of its foot
ball team.
That Familiarity often breeds a de-
mend for the loan Of few dollars,
That Salt Lake City had a baseball
record on last Sunday of which to be
proud CD
ON ORTHOGRAFY
] obzerV that sum folks can't spell
soop ooithout getting mi best Trend tu)
in It,.
That lots ov pepl spell "themselvz'
eye-tea 1t, and alooaz ooith a kapital /.
That the boy or the gurl hoo can dane
too-step and spell foneltkcly IL kom-
petcnt too tech skool the moo GOA.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
TOO SOON YET.

The tracing by Father Sherman Of
his illustrious fathers March to the
Sea" through Georgia does not seem to
have been planned with any sort or
tact There could not possibly have
been the slightest objection from any
reasonable person to Father Sherman's
going over that line Of march; and few
would have either known or cared any
thing about IT If he had gone right
along and made the trip But 1t was
blazoncd about that he WAS to make
spectacular Journey reviyihg the
triumphs of his father; he was TO be
accompanied by soldiers. to make It
seem like a repetition or reproduction
Of the great military operation; and
the country was called upon to View il
with admiration A great military COM
mandcr had made triumphant march,
and the son of that commander was to
repeat It. with flourish and repro
duction, so far as might be. Of the ac-
cessories Of the original trip.
1t is not 10 be wondered at that
GeorGians objected It was but the ex-
pccted when they demonstrated
against soldiers OF the United States
taking part i'm il. These were not In
the least necessary to his trip; they
could add nothing to the significance Of
his idea or OF his journey. The accom-
panying troops could serve only as a
reminder Of a great humiliation 20 the
people along the route, many OF whom
Viii easily recall the original march,
and the CALLING wound which il was to
their pride. They don't want any spec
taCular reminder OF that Oo them) Bit
ter event. and we can sec no propriety
or sense I'm their being called upon to
endure 1t.
In obedience to the remonstrance and
to the feelings of the Georgians, the
troops We're recalled: they should never
have been asked for or started Then.
Father Sherman "hared up" and de-
cided that he wouldn't make the trip.
This of course he had a perfect right to
do; and he should blame 10 one unless
it were himself for the failure of his
remote that the local sensibrities VIII
not smart when touched upon the raw.
Suppose, for instance a descendant Of
Gen. Morgan should undertake spec
tacular journey, with troops In Confed-
crate uniform, through Indiana and
Ohio, following the route Of Morgan's
raid. and In slorilcatIon Of it, Would
the farmers who recall the rage with
which they viewed that original raid
fall to resent the revival2 OF course
they would be indignant. and no one
could blame them, though they have
the comfort of final triumph TO cheer
them. while the Georgians must nurse
the chagrin Of defeat. 1t is too early
yet for the cutting up any such monkey
shines, and the Georgians have but
made plain this commonplace fact In
their attitude toward Father Shcrman's 6
0StentatiOus oroCra NINA
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
the stockholders show Mormon hie-

the stockholders show Mormon HE
rarchical prcponderance.
The Tribune has been warning Idaho
for some time that she would f1nd coll
luslon with the prophets. seers and
revelators OF the Mormon church q
most costly relation. They are not in
business-either that of making sugar
Senators, or revclations-for their
health. nor for the health of communi-
~ life. They engage in these various
kinds Of traffic for the cold hard gain
that accrues to them. II would make
no difference 10 the Mormon chief
whether the widow In Idaho should
have her home sold over her head for
taxes so long as he could get his graft
once more, what were the influences
which so ef1eCtually subjugated the
Idaho legislature Did the Mormon
lobby. acting under instruction from
the hierarchy, deliver I'm bulk the Nor
mon vote to satisfy some political de-
mand? Is that what the Lewiston
Tribune insinuates? There have been
many rumors on this subject and some
OF tho facts arc known; but a plain.
unEarnished statement from a courage
Gus Idaho newspaper would be greatly
appreciated by the general public
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
A FAMILY AFFAIR.

Harpors Weekly
once upon time there lived a good
man of New York, who was soliciting
contributions for the erection OF an or
phan asylum" said the story teller.
He had been to many rich people and
received liberal contributions, which
were entered In book he had for that
purpose Among these many names
there appeared Mrs. Russell Sage. $2o,'
The good man went TO Mr. Sage's OF
flee, and showing him the contribution
entered in the book by Mrs. Sage, asked
il he would not give like sum. And
what do you suppose he did2"
Well, | suppose he at least doubled
IT. remarked a listener
Doubled it, Not Russelli" exclaimed
the teller of the story. why, he SIM
ply took his pen and wrote MIR. and
before his wife's name. and handed the
book back to the good man"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
opics Of the Day
CRAFT AT PALo ALTO.

Chicago Tribune. ,.fo-s
If is fortunate that Mrs; STAN StaniTru 81,
was not alive TO see the on'lolnsS Tro ~
tended as a memorial to her son l,, crull.,
NE away as result of dishonesI
Contractors. cor actor 1t has been proven since IneS
the earthquake that what was SUI snppTSe1 sIieI
to be solid masonry was Sne'l ~ r,,.
with rubble. Half the money sp,p' ~ ,agt a
tha erection Of buildings meant 70 ln.,C
Snro,.ar vas stolen. The model CHOSEN
Gor gor the buildings of The Leland stan stan,
eoI so, '" ", mniycTsity was the mission
type. which has withstood earln9oahvs INC. sa,.,
for centuries. The mlssiono['es +aries
that their churches and lnoIles'ei, 49, ~
u.Sre v,%, honestly constructed. No ade.
49,. ,,ns smneryision was exercised ~
Palo Alto. and the first severe s"Hos Ias
made the buildings crumole' II ,a une
been stated that even wltho"t ~, q" ,,ortar
anai,e the disinteeration Of the m9rtaa r,SI,la
Would have soon brought the ouiioihsS
down
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
THE POSEYV1LI.AlNc


When We lived down to Posevviue l,o,
we moved up here ''i
10 tnis new mouse of ourn. that is all so
fine and queer, an :"
My pad eat in his shirt sIac,.o, ,s,
know IL wasn't right ''
But now ma makes him wear his coat
cause shirt sleeves amt polite
Sometimes pa gets provoked ar nm
once he said, Plague take
four city styles! l almost wish I'd never
come to make 'ei
That patent churn and got too r,ch .,
live In Poseyville. W
III l mad my way. we'd be poor and Twin
back there STILL "
Pa says that bed just like to knov, .,
some good reason why %
IL ain all right TO use a knife whom
you re a-eatin' pie
And tother day he said TO ma "As f,,r
as | can see A''
It's All a waste OF time to spell your
tatcrs with a p"
Mas got bran new party dress. the srst
she ever wore '
And when pa seen her with It on he acted
kind o sore
And said; I'D like II better Seams 90
me, If you could chop
About yard right off the tall and sow
II round the top
And pa. he's got dress suit, too, He
tried 1t on last night.
And said to ma; "Oh. Llzabetb, ain.t
/ an awful sight?
1 may be wrong. but I'm convinced !,
wouldn't do no hurt
IL l had more OF coat and vest and nor
so much billed shirt"
Sometimes l wish that we'd move bacL
to where We lived before
In Poseyville, for here l can't 20 barefoot
any more,
Cause ma says 1t looks countryfcd but
pa. he says. says he Jul
well, something countryfed is wbot IN,
dyln' for to see.' III
Nixon Waterman, In Woman's Hofnc
Companion. 'ie
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
DRIFT TO HOTEL LIFE.
Indianapolis Star.

Indianapolis sta
The rapid Increase In the number OIL OIL
hotaic in New York City Is exciting
non,rnent in the metropolis and various
explanations are given for IT. 1t Is ac-
knowledged on all hands that the de-
mand for such facilities Is not over
supplied the fact that each ne" hpe ,I'9 81,
,,,aIantIv receives patronage to the full
aytent Of it's accommodations being
nrooC that Il Is filling a want. SOME
hotel men argue that the demand Is
created by out-of-town visitors more
travelling being done than ever,
and most people who do travel
counting upon making trip TO New
York as often as possible. others say
that the hotels are being patronlzed
more and more by well-to-do New
Workers. who. for various reasons are
giving up home life.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
CAUSED A REBELLION.

There has been almost a revolution
in Elliehausen. a little village near Got
tlnSen, Germany over an order forbid
dlns any young unmarried man TO es-
cort young woman on the streets ar
ter dark. This order was the work of
the deputy town clerk, VINO is not a
ladies' man and had been made the
butt for ill-natured jokes He thought
he saw an opportunity for revenge when
the reins OF power came temporarily
into his hands. But his action has cost
him his place
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
MUST GO TO WORK =

Lines are being drawn tighter eNesS @
day. and it will not be long before ~ .he
sight of an able-bodied man ea'ie noo In
broad of idleness Will be rare one ~
s,l,, urancIeco There will be plenty ~
food for the helpless, but those VINO
can can work viii have to rustic for 5hem, EN-
selves. N II WIN do them good and onelp neip
70 bring the city into a state 3 OIL 9rIeF hr1er
o,d ~ cieanIiness in an incredibly prlel
oor;od something which must be aG,
rompIished " we are TO make the Iapr. ,,.
progress upon which we depend ioi 'u'
future prosperity.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
HoBsoN OF THE MERRIMAc,

Louisville CourieT-JournaL
The fact that Richmond Pearson
Hobson. former Lieutenant In the navy,
succeeded I'm defeating John Fl. Bank
mead, the sitting member, In the prl-
mary for the nomination for Congress
in the Sixth Alabama district, mas
caused some of his oVer-enthusiastlc
friends to suggest his name for the
Presidency This Is very unjust to Mr.
Hobson. 1t is not the first time he has
been placed in an unpleasant attitude
by the adulation Of indiScreet friends,
to say nothing of the osculation of an
other class OF admirers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
Here and I'll.
SAY WBEN,,

w HEN
Plttsburg Gazette. 'nhNff
a pulpit lnnovatior
duced by the Rev. Dr y to .
of Detroit. He Will Jams B
VIVA what for for the lack of a asiSsaSs S',,s
Is TO say. the minis,ar sSlrrr,
his congregation to t,,, NV a..
conclude sermon. W. M M
think | have preaohsa WIS,
want any of YOU To sarg 'vIg !
Immediately amounce 40 - 4
1t is not always posslh,'u u,e
TO tell just when he sba,,%s' %'
/. FOR one. shall 10 ~r. u'a pi
geStions, You win moi es
calling time. Say whsr vle@
We have all heard q, =,
who, upon reminding = = ,us
parishloner that there g 'us;z
every blade OF e1ass w. = =
turn, that grass Is cur ~
this season of the year !.
ency of the age inoned =, 2
densation' People live r. ~
folding baby carriages an !"
condensed milk. Thcrs " = y
why sermons should not -.
general cOndcnsInV -,
have, of course, 10 a s,..s
we compare the modern %
It's two-hour predecessor - ~
tu"y ago, but many nsr.
there Is room for still ma..
ment.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
NO GAMBLING ALLOWED.

The lid Is on" tight In Rushton.
MINI. The Gazette of that place saws;
on account of this fine weather the
Pflnclpal game among the boys has
been marbleS-playing which was
stopped because IT was going too far
We do not like to have our boys be-
come gamblers. Baseball playing has
taken the place, which Is more suit
81 bIo - 'N
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
HAD LITTLE SCH0dl
Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Senator Pettus Of Alabsr4
ing through the State on
tour. He is s. years old
sight is not as good as II co
reached a crossroads ana
make out tho slgnboard:
"Can you tell me wba
says?" he asked Of a man =
log by the roadside.
II cannot" the man anss7
like yourself-I had n4
schoolin' when | was yours'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
FRAUD BY PHON0Ca

New York Tribune.
Forgery by phonograpA I
crime discovered In Hungsu.
OF a wealthy peasant proJsI
VIII OF his father by testina.
wants who heard a voice II,
ing parents bed. saying. II
my property TO my eldest {
and my other children are ta|
ing" Such a statement d
Hungary. Subsequently. boz
police were informed that n
servants heard was NOT y
father. but that AloIs bad I
words into a phonosrapA
placed the instrument uldS|
er's bed and when the OIL
lost consciousness called u.
In and set 1t going. The pol'a
his house and found the =
record as described. Alols ~
charged with fraud.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
PHILOSOPHY FROM KANSAS,

Nobody knows what produces earln,
,,,ial,es althoueh IL is often claimed
tSSt hat. they do, The earth ouskes soms3 ,'hs,1
wbere ,i1, every day. Nobody knows whei'
w. oorth came or when 1t Will go,
where II came from, how 1t came ~
how il happened to be here. me laS'
is when YOU get down TO the trutu,
nobody knows anything about any yIn1ns u,,t
mast present or to come-anu apout
~ o,,iv wav to get along in this know
nothinc world Is not to try to kno"
very much
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09

ing. and go far. on the lines OF political
economy, has done well for humanity,
as Utahns will largely attest
Hallucinations, forsoothl They are
what win. Grant the claim for both.
and go on with the case,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
RATS TRAVEL BY WIRE

In an irish town not long ago a crowd
watched nearly $50 rats cross above Tho
ground on telephone wire from tho
loWn nall TO flour mill over 200 yards
"NaN' Inc rats used their tails 10 pre-
a false step
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09

The appointment of Livingston 10
the Office of United States Attorney
would mean something to the church,
as he would be expected to contribute
ten per cent OF his salary
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
ACCOUNTED FOR

ENNTNDOUy Maga5Inc.
Mrs. Ms patience was much tried bv
servant VINO had a habit of standing
around with her mouth open. one day,
as the maid waited upon table, her
mouth was open as usual. and her mic
tress, giving her a severe look, said
Mary, your mouth Is open"
fessum. replied Mary, II opened n ."
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-09
NEW STANFORD pr,r.

San Francisco Chronicle.
The work of rebuilding d,
Will be begun at once a.,
buildings will be constr,rs..
and stone. They Will h. =
proof and no money will hs s
elaborate decoration. n.
church Will not be restor,S /.
inal form, but all new brIls,
structed Will conform to n.
ish mission style OF archIis..
the past few years s460, ,010 ~
pended annually for buIls.,.
the running expenses Of tbs :
are increasing each yea, y
will be available for conmr7,s