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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31

ute repHblifauifbem Nomtuatipmeu.
Das republifaniihe County . Gre
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8nnoioat fir 6habmeifter, Otto
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men, mena bic Ganoioatenliite Der
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u!o. bnrri beihlieBer. mann bic Sri.
usdrkpnpentionen abgebalten ueroer
fpuen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31
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Counties 8erar, Banbera, Gillespie.
Renbqu unb Aeerr.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31
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Ereelntt bon Serar g0untp bepirbt. Or
madbt ieine 8anoi6atur BON Der gntlbei.
Dung our9 bic bemofrotiId5en Hrimars
uablen abbanaig.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31

N%serbtQtaana beS Gifeubabn Sabre
nreife8.

F$tN~
Wie uniere Neler aus elmer friibes
rem Wttteilung bereits miiien, bat Die
gifenbabns RommiIlion uniers Staas
tes lanoere Ierbanolun9eu oarlber
aefibrt. pb lie Die Baiiaeiers Staten
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Orore erlaifer, burh welde Die Bai'
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% Gents herunteraeiebt mer0en. Die
Drore beitimntt ferner. baB ieoem
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fabrt oes 8uaes geDfnet BADEN muB.
Die Orore beaiebt fib. mie aeiagt,
brett nur auf Die 60uit0n & Central
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baB ourb iie ale teraniiden Babnen
gespunaer meroen, ben Sabrpreis
pDr 3 Cts. auf % Gents beruntersu'
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miro cine aeraume Belt pergeben.
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pb bic @erihte Die Gntiheioune Der
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Worldufie ift bic @eihihte alio nod
lebr smeifelbaft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31
Sir gountn : NnpaIt,

9re "5reie grefs 1T autOrifrt Serrn
Sbao. (. ADAMS ais, &anoioat fur
oas Nmt oes Q euntp : u 10 It bei
Der beoorftebenoen Wahl ananaeiaen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31
Bore . JOrmalim'', tGimsr &

Mmeao), bdlt, penr es Mpreens
als 8abn= uno Muno @aIier ees
braudt miro, 8abne uno Mainb
pabreno oes ean5eu 2ageS rein
SIN allen Npotheten au haben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31

y8prO $ Turmatin" (Gtmer &
Mmemb) antiieptiibes Mittel aeQen
Wranomunoen. @unoen, 6autaus.
idlag ooer abnlibe 2eiben. Sn
allen NpDthefen III haben
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31

Uetuht Sh0la's SaIpun. Ifo.
mO plasa. Stets friffes Bier an
6apf.
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Der Sammeiplab auer Geut.
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BIasa.
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9r. 8pie 3. gtern,

Neues 8elsphon 1886. 8immer 3O4-3Of
Moore @ebGuoe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-05-31

.. 8. @elib 3abnar3t, 5023 Oft.
9ouiton'S trase. Grbeit garantiert.
Bretle maBia.
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ssiud's 5 Gents 6apana.e iaarre.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
OwENSvILLE, ind.

Writing letters is an uphill
business to me, but as the News
comes to my papa / enjoy read
ing it very much, and sometimes
think a letter from this place
would be Of interest to my Ken
lucky friends. l have been here
a year last August and ! like In
diana very much. The weather
is very bad now and has been for
some few days. The roads are
almost impossible in this part.
We have very nice schools and
churches here. We take an ex-
animation every two months
which / think are very good.
Our school will close April 9Th.
We have had seven ..lonths of
school this term. We will only
have five months vacation.
! will close hoping to see some
letters from my Old Kentucky
friends.
Yours very truly,
DoNA WALTERS.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28

Feed food Of good quality to
hens and cast aside the idea that
they are able and willing to live
upon almost anything, no matter
what it's condition. Hens, like
hogs, will eat unfit food when
compelled to, but in both cases
the food is fed with a loss to the
owner and the quicker the farm
ers become aware of such fact
the sooner will eggs and pork be-
come more profitable.
The difference in an egg laid
by plump, healthy hen, fed upon
good, holesome food, and one laid
by a thin, poorly fed hen can be
readily determined by an expert
and is invariably appreciated by
one accustomed to eggs Of good
quality.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
MIAMI.

Smith & Nell passed through
here last week with a drove OF
cattle.
L. H. Cabell has returned home
from Frankfort.
w. C. Penick was in Columbia
one day last week.
J. F. and C. R. Cabell attended
the Jim McCaffrey sale near
Midtown.
Miss Bette Cundiff, a student
of the M. & F. High School, Co.
lumbia, spent Saturday and Sum
day with her parents.
Archie Durham, who has been
quite sick, is better and expects
to return to Louisville soon.
j. R. Irvine and John Cabell
have been summoned as grand
Jurors to attend our March court.
Miss Louise Cabell is visiting
friends in Louisville.
Mrs. Lucien Durham, who has
been visiting her daughter. Mrs.
j. P. Strader, Of Harrodsburg,
has returned home.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
With OUR CORRESPONDENTS
PELLYTON.

Messrs. Hobson and Hale, OF
Kni1ey, were here Saturday or
business.
w. H. Lennon sold B. V. Ho.
vious a 3-year-old mare for SIS.
D. O. Pelly bought of j. H.
Pelly a mare for $50.
Mrs. Susan Coffey, who has
been sick for several weeks, is
better at this writing.
D. K. Pelly an d Mrs. Susie
Zerbaugh were in Columbia Sat
urday on business.
Mrs. N. T. Jones and Mrs. Ma
nerva Burton visited at Meats
burg last Saturday and Sunday.
Messrs. Elmer Pelly, T. 0.
Martin, J. C. Jones and Dock
Corneal left last week for Him
OILS.
Mr.. Luther Perryman, who has
been selling the Peerless Fence
rights in Metcalfe county, is at
home.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
School Children's Dyspepsia.

The common form of dyspepsia, or
Indigestion, which stops the growth,
pales the cheeks, weakens the system
of so many school children, is often due
to improper or too quickly eaten lunch
es. While seeing to a correction OF the
cause, it is also important to cure the
disordered conditions of stomach and
bowels. This can be done by no med
icine so safely and surely as by DIR.
Caldwelps Qaxative) Syrup Pepsln.
Try it. Sold by DR.. J. N. Page, OF Co.
lumbia, and Page & Moore, OF Cane
Valley, at SOC and 81. Money back II
it fails.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
THAT GOT HIM.

Better a clever enemy than a
fool friend.
It's but a step from cunning to
rascality.
A cunning man is seldom wise
and never honest
Adversely oftens transforms a
man into a hero.
There is no graduating from
the school of experience.
One sinner is apt to rejoice at
the downfall of another.
knowledge of ones ignorance
the master key to wisdom.
Every time one man loses his
temper another gains his point.
A blush is one of the f e w
things that cannot be counter
feited.
The bitter dregs of truth are
to be found at the bottom of the
cup.
When a man challenges COM
parison he has to fight against
big odds.
Surely the man that deceives
himself is an easy mark for other
deceivers.
A man may be short of ideas
and still be able to handle a long
line of talk.
1t is mans nature to fall but
he sometimes fools people by re-
fusing to do it.
An attempt to judge the fu-
ture by the past is enough to dis
courage any man.
An ideal political organization
is one that blindly follows it's
leader right or wrong.
If a man is prosperous he has
no use for friends; if he ISM t
they have no use for him.
Everybody wants to boss some
body, and there is always some
body who wants to boss every
body Elk.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
A PROBLEM.

Miss Pearl Hindman, of Grady.
vile, sends us the following prob
lem to be answered through The
News:
A gentleman courted a young
lady, and as their birthdays hap
pened together they agreed to
make that their wedding day. On
the day of their marriage it hap
pened that the gentleman's age
was just twice that of the lady's
that is, as 2 to 1. After they had
lived together 80 years the gen
tleman observed that the lady's
age drew nearer to his and that
his was only in such proportion to
hers as l to 81. Thirty years
after this he found their ages to
be as 2 to l 3-5; at which time
they both died.
demand their several ages at
the day of their marriage and on
that of their deaths; also the
reason why the lady's age, which
was continually gaining upon
that of her husband. Sho,1ld NOT
withstanding, be never able to
overtake it.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
new CURE FOR SNAKE BITE.

This paper notes with deep
regret that a number Of PERSONS
are dying from the bite or rattle
snakes in different sections of
Texas. Most all cases are young
children, and in a good many in
stances they are bitten on the
hand or foot. In such case the
following remedy is said to be a
good antidote for the rattler's
bite, providing it is used imme-
diately after being bitten. Take
a pan or bowl and pour in enough
kerosene oil to cover the wound.
twill draw the poison out imme
diately. and in the course of a
few minutes turn perfectly
green. Then pour out the oil and
refill the bowl, being careful to
put in enough oil to completely
cover the wound. Leave the in
jured member in the oil as long
as the oil turns green. Then put
on a poultice of plain table salt
and saturate thoroughly with oil.
Keep this up for about an hour
and there is scarcely any danger
of fatal results. Cut this out
and preserve for future refer
ence. Merkel Mail.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
AN INVITATION.

Were you bred in Old Kentucky,
Where the sweet magnolias bloom;
Where we're planning reunion,
Where for you there still is room?
1t you was bred in Old Kentucky
believe that you are true,
And III be found at the reunion
And would like to meet with YOU.
Were you bred in Old Kentucky
Where the purest waters flow.
Where the beech and yellow poplar
And the famous bluegrass grow?
If you Was bred in Old Kentucky
Aren't you coming back in June,
To spend one week with friends and
loved ones,
And to sing Steve Fosters tune.
Were you bred in Old Kentucky
Where Abe Lincoln first did play.
Where his rival friend jeff Davis,
First observed the dawning day?
II you was bred in Old Kentucky
Will you come back this one time
To see the land of early childhood?
May we find you here in line?
Were you bred in Old Kentucky
Where the coward is unknown;
Was the land of lovely ladies
Once in time your native home?
If you was bred in Old Kentucky
We now welcome you once more
To this land of peace and plenty
Where you lived in days of yore.
Were you bred in Old Kentucky
Where the finest horses roam
Did you come to this fair Eden
Once time to find home?
If you have lived in Old Kentucky
You are now invited too,
For many friends of yours will be here
And we'd like to meet with you.
Were you bred in Old Kentucky;
Did you come here once to stay?
Like our martyred Governor Goebel,
And the famous Henry Clay.
All who have lived in Old Kentucky
Are requested now to come;
Come husbands, wives; come sons, come
daughters;
To your ''Old Kentucky Home
If you was bred in Old Kentucky,
Or have called this state your home,
Let US all strike hands together
In our ssOld Kentucky Home"
If you have lived in Old Kentucky,
Try to your old home to be true,
And I'll be found at the reunion
And have hopes of meeting you.
ROBERT LEE CAMPBELL.
Dirigo, KY.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
Wen WOrth TRINA.

W. II. Brown, the popular pension
attorney, of Pittsfeld, VT, says; Next
to pension, the best thing to get is
DR.. Kings New Pills. ''He writes:
they keep my family in splendid
health" Quick cure for Headache, Con.
stipation and Biliousness. 25c. Guaran.
teed at T. E. Paull's drug store.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1906-03-28
"To Cure a Eelon"

says Sam, Kendall, of Phillipsburg,
Kan, '.just cover it over with Buck
lens Arnica Salve and the Salve will do
the rest" Quickest cure for Burns,
Boils. Sores, Scalds, Wounds, Piles,
Eczema, Salt Rheum, Chapped Hands,
Sore Feet and Sore Eyes. Only 25c at
T. E. Paull's drug store. Guaranteed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-03-02
.;. Preceding Chapters.

eie Preceding Chapters. Esr Ann Rupert and her |srother, Louis, the latter an land an enthusiast on western e, leave New York for the 1 Wayne Peabody, who loves them off. Ann dislikes the m and Louis go to visit the { Don Barnett, their cousins m and Louis are received at \ bv Bob Raymond, the fore |pavmond has a dispute with len cowboy.
 h y-Louis takes an enthus1, ,ino to Rob. While his men pnt Raymond is shot. He ded by Ann,
 ornett brings aid to Raymond. he wounded man is taken to bonse He has fallen in th Ann.
 Ann is cold towards Raymond |leaves the Barnett home. Lou ro,s with Ann and runs away Raymond.
 kytovn, the new mining Raymond forms a partner Matt Kelly, prospector, and auced into the Kelly home. skytovn, which is disturbed agitation, Rob meets Jack an old acquaintance. Skytown ,pv Springs, the latter being of the mine owners (among rnett) hate each other.
 1onis finds Raymond and is kto Valley Springs. Louis his home with Raymond and Skytown.
 he Skytown miners run mining superintendent, out
 The miners turn back the Ann goes 10 Skytown to of Louis. Adm ssion to the refused to Barnett by Munro, aptain of the miners guard. Ills in love with Ann.
 Raymond opposes violence by rs union. Ann plans a visit
 a neighboring town, with he visit to Bozle. In a bat the miners the sheriff is de- ln repulses Munro. He Is aymond to keep away from d XVII-Munro becomes the pirit of the miners side of 4 woman in love with Munro
 to shoot Ann, and the latter
 receive a visit from Munro. q and Kelly make a "strike,"
 ormer tells Ann of his love. brmer West Point cadet, ex-
 or insubordination and
 from his family. Ann will
 decided answer to his pro- < Wayne Peabody visits Sky
 decides to return with him
 Springs.
 ,,;| alley Springs is alarmed i,, miners strike. Peabody is ,,FI ? Ann.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-03-02

FURN PoooEPHATT FURNITURE MAN uFAcTURING COMPANY OFFICE AND sALEsRooM MAIN STREET street. near otn ee,t M pot cordial invitation extended the city to visit
  FOX BROS, HARDWARE co. We wholesalers ware crocke tnware Headquarters for fancy China At business day the ~ ~' pREYFUs. Our wholesale Rry Goods p ~, ion Hats Quick delivery suit our 12212412&12S Main street Pine Arkansas
 COMMISSION MERCHANTS WEs16Rook GRAIN AND COM MISSION COMPANY We sell Cement Plaster Fire Brick t,re ,, Har Etc. Flour Meal Salt onseed Neal shpun Field Seed. speciality
 FoUN DERs FOUNDRY COMPANY Logging AocomocVe' rail- n,nal n "acn'ney fo' "" Cast ings Machinery supple
 BUSINESS COLIEGES 'A"@o PRACTICAL BUSINESS cLLEGE. soics the patronage of young usu Boos.en ng Shorthand Day and night J. W JAMES, Prin, Pine Ark
 x,EDEATAKERs EMPAA-
 HoLDERNEss-FiTZHUGH co. 0~~ t~"-= ~~- HE@
 
 complete every in unuer>ng exceld price, quality ling and shipping speciality Open all phone orders gvep prompt attention
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-03-02
| CHAPTER XIX.

le nrst time in his life Ray 10 was lonely, almost to the Of despair. To have both ana Louis taken out of his same day left a painfully S, He did not permit him. that Ann would return 1act' advised against it. .s supper was over he sat ne listening to the wind and us pipe like one deserted 'ueo cold, and a great cur was sweeping down from movement pretending some la the clouds. Kelly pre- Ou' as most of the outside u'ae was done he was not out the weather. He was. 4 aas account of himself and tusess himself to a future s' .spef." The glow of his " s.ea out. The confidence s ,,., rom his possession of a'ed into doubt.
 1us' pondering over his aealu voices, and a mo. x "ua rap shook his door. r 2, q decisiveness of stroke <. s ae shouted somewhat u'o not enjoy interrup- M.' ~. Carter and one or two " Know entered, covered ,,us' ], gentlemen" He in. alng?" sA1 oo TOT m. m very nervous and took .m', sar looking at his host. Nplied: 'e' "ese
 ,.ai valied to pass the time
 AQu're about your good th. .sed from Munro's wap. otss. .'rowning or trouble1, 'Nsf men and braeed uIs him.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-06-06
HAD GIVEN UP ALL HOPE.
CONFINED TO Her BED
WITH DYSPEPSIA.
MOweM yLife to Pe-ru-na, ="
Says Mrs. Hufaker.

Mrs. Mittie Huffakey, r. r. No. 8,
Columbia, Tenn, writes:
~ WIS afflicted with dyspepsfa for
several years and at last was confined
10 my bed, unable 10 sit up.
eve tried several different doctors
without relief.
~ had given up all hope of any re-
lief and was almost dead when my
husband bought me bottle of Pc
Tuna.
"At first l could not notice any ben
eft, but after taking several bottles 1
was cured sound and well.
eft Is 20 PeruHa owe my life to-
day.
Il cheerfully recon mend it to all
sufferers"
Revised Formula.
For number Of years requests
nave come to me from a multitude of
grateful friends, urging that Peruna
be given slight laxative quality. I
have been experimenting with a laxa-
tive addition for quite a length of
time. and now feel gratifed to an.
nounce to the friends Of Peruna that
have Incorporated such a quality in
the medicine which, in my opinion,
can only enhance its well-knowr bene.
fetal character.
"S. 3 HARTMAN. NJ. D."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-06-06

main thoroughfares Systematically,
"You were on the wrong carriage to
begin with"
"All can say, sir, is that 1t was
n mistake"
The mistake came in when you LETT
your carriage to get drink. You broke
the law right then. Well, IL a man
makes mistakes, he must pay for them.
here or elsewhere. This mistake wNI
cost you S35
81 haven't a penny in my clothes.
sir"
Officer, lcck him up, and keep him
locked up til the fine is paid. can
not see my way to remit it, NOT
another word,"-as Warburton startss
to protest.
Marie Johnson, Mabel Tynsr,
Belle Lisle!' cried the CLERK.
The two yelled ladies left the court
precipitately.
James, having been ushered into q
cell, hurriedly called for Pen and ink
and paper. At half after ten that
morning the following note reached
me:
Dear Chuck: Am in a devil OF q
scrape at the police court. Tried to
play joke on the girls last nigh. by
dressing up in the grooms clothes.
Got the wrong outfit, and was arrested.
Bring $35 and a suit of clothes the
quickest ever. And, for mercy's sake,
say nothing to any one, least Of all
the folks. I have given the name Of
James Osborne. Now, hustle. Bob"
| hustled.
ITO Be Continued
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-06-06
why Women Are Pretty.
ITO Be Continued

According to an English specialist
who has made a careful study of the
subject the reason why women are
better looking than men is because
they are more indolent and are not
called upon to use their brains az
much as men are. Hard intellectual
work and assiduous attention to BUSH
ness, he says, are harmful so far as
physical beauty is concerned. AS proof
that his theory is correct he points
to the Zaros. whose home is in British
India. Among them women hold the
place which in other countries is occu-
pied by men. The FARO woman mah-
ages the affairs of state. goes into bus
mess on hcr own account. and does
not wait for a proposal OF marriage,
but proposes herself; whereas the faro
man has nothing to do but cook tho
meals and look after his children. The
natural result, says the scientist. is
that the mon of his singular tribe
are very pretty and the woman are
unusually plain.
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The Ronr WAS 1nnrdibIe.

Travellers from the United states. AZ
ter a visit TO England ard the Con-
tinent arc usually willing 10 acknowI-
edge that there is a shrfll quality In
the voices of American women. Tbs
New York Tribune tells CT n party Of
tourists who were on their way To
visit a famous waterfall when ths
power Of American vocal organs wa
we'll illustrated.
1--WE are nearly there nov" the gulds
said at last and with revived spirits
the tourists pressed on.
How much farther e,tdc?" asked,
a little later. a young ma. whose boots
were light
only n short distance sir" was
tie answer. "As soon as the ladiss
rtoD talking You viii ne n the roar"
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LOCATING the Blaus

NY dear" said the trusting VITA
Il don't think your rules OF economy
are any good"
"You don't?" asked the fond hus.
band.
NO" she replied. bending anew
over the column of figures In her
beautifully bound expense book.
You told me the way to save money
was not to buy thingsthat thus We
would save tho amount the goods
would have cost Us. So have been
careful to set down the exact price
OF everything I have wanted to buy
but felt could not AFFORD. I find. in
adding IT up. 1t amounts to $685.. but
1 only have s4.37 In cash on hand.
There must be something wrong with
your theory.-Stray Stories.