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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
A Trite Saying.

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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
Anything For an Excuse.

After having suffered several days
from an aching tooth during an ex-
.ceedingly cold spell Of weather Tom
my finally summoned the requisite
courage and went to a dentist. Aft
er a surprisingly short time he re-
turned home.
<Did you have the tooth pulled,
dear?0 asked his mother.
NO. answered Tommy; Il didn't
have to get it pulled"
did the dentist say SO
ssNo, he didn't say so. | found It
out myself"
ssHow was that?0
sWell, he said it was ulsterated,
and so I told him to let 1t alone.
AS soon as the weather gets warmer
it'll quit hurting itself, cause the
ulster will be off. !"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
Got His Moneys Worth.

King Milan of Seryia once went
to the hotel Of a distinguished LADY
who was giving a bazaar for the
benefit of the poor children OF PARIS.
AS soon as the king appeared upon
the scene she advanced toward him
with a splendid silver salver IN her
hand on which was beautifully en-
blazoned the family arms. On it lay
q pretty little bunch Of violets.
elbow much, madame z" asked the
king. eTwenty-four lois, sire. . was
her soft response. Milan paid her
tie sum she had asked, with 9 cour-
teous bow, took the salver from her
hands, placed the bouquet y ~! n1a
buttonhole and walked oh wath the
tray under bic arm.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
Irish Courtesy.

An Irishman has oftentimes sucln
particular regard for the feelings of
a stranger that rather than contra
dict him he will appear to acquiesce
in many things that he could not be-.
expected to believe. I said he Will
appear to acquiesce. A tourist who
was sailing upon Loeb Erne once
wished to test the alleged character
Of Irishmen for politeness. Now
there was a regular squan on, and
at a moment when the old boatman1
was engrossed and had all his ener-
gies bent to keep the little craft be-
fore the wind the inquisitive one,-
leaning over to the old boatman,
shouted in his ear, Every little wind
today!' Every little indeed" was
the reply, "but what there is of it
is mighty strong" --Leslie's Maya
zine
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
HONEY LOVING BIRDS.
snsy Often Have Battles With -neee
For the Sweet Booty.

1nsy Often Have Battle. With n.e.
ror the Sweet Booty.
The love for sweet things is =
craving OF nature in all living crea-
lures, and birds will sometimes run
great risks to satisfy it. Bears Is
their eagerness to get at the honey
IN hollow tree will sometimes
wedge themselves into SO small a
hole as to endanger their lives. and
many forest birds, such as wood
Peckers, blue jays and thrushes, will
run the danger of being stung to
death in their endeavors to obtain
the sweet honey that the bees store
IN the hollow trunks Of trees. Some
times they will attack bees on the
wing and snap them up for the tiny
speck OF nectar contained in their
sacks. Blue jays often take 4 posi-
ton near beehives and fish all day
for honey. Every returning bee Is
caught, but not devoured, for birds
will kill the bee only that they may
sip up the honey. Unless driven
away a few such bird robbers would
soon depopulate hive.
Occasionally the bees organize
and fight the birds. They issue in a
body from the hive and make bold
attack upon the assassins. In the
quick, sharp conflict that follows.
the. birds invariably get defeated.
Indeed they do not attempt to resist
the onslaught, but seek safety in
flight. If the bees surround one of
the birds quickly enough, there is
little hope for the robber. They
settle down upon him and sting him
to death. He may fly away, but the
bees cling to his back and sides
tenaciously. His fight soon be-
comes less energetic and more and
more uncertain until at last he drors
to the earth and gasps out his life
among the leaves and bushes, while
the bees return triumphantly to
their home.
In the wild forests the honey low
ing birds sometimes make an organ
lied attempt to drive the bees away
from their home in the hollow trunk
of tree. They first discover the
place Of the hidden treasure by fol-
lowing the bees on warm, sunny
day, and if there be an opening in
the tree large enough to admit them
they plunge down the hole in a
body.
Then there follows sharp con-
f1ict inside the tree, the birds snap
ping at the bees and cutting them
in two at each snap. The only
chance for the bees is to light on
the backs and sides of the birds.
If they fail to do this, they are soon
routed, and the rich treasures of
sweets are captured by the enemies.
These battles terminate in various
ways, sometimes the bees and some
times the birds coming out victo-
rious.-Our Animal Friends.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
In After Years.

Patient-I'm very much afraid
I'm losing my mind, doctor.
Doctor-What reason have you
for thinking that such is the case?
Patient found a package of old
letters in my wife's room yesterday.
supposed to have been written by
me during our courtship, but l can't
remember having written such fool
stuff.-Chicago News.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
Peculiar Moslem Belief.

The Moslems believe in the exist
ence of "seven great hot hells" bear
ing the names of Jahannam, Latha,
Hutamah, Sa'ir, Sakar, Jehim and
Al-Kariah. The first is to be the
endless abode of the Dahriyah, a
sect which denies the creation, the
second for Manichees and Arabs, the
third for Brahmans, the fourth for
the Jews, the fifth for Christians
and the sixth for the Magians. The
seventh, the great, great, hot, hot
hell" is to be reserved for liars ard
hypocrites.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Rev. G. G. Pratt went to Belling-
ham yesterday to attend the Mis-
sionary conference Of the churches of
the district Of which tais county is a
part. The conference met last even
ing and sessions will be held today
and tomorrow. Rev, Mr.. Joles, who
Is temporarily filing the pulpit Of
the Presbyterian church, viii preach
at the Methodist church tomorrow
morning but there will be no service
there in the evening. e
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
A Contemporaries Compliment

The people of San Juan county, BY
a vote of 10 to |, declared them
selves in favor of new court house.
This shows commendable enterprise
and common sense on the part of our
neighbors, who for years have been
doing business in bat roost" en-
tirely inadequate to the needs OF the
prosperous and out of debt county Of
San Juan, To the SANJUAN ISLANDER
is due much credit, that paper hav-
ing made q clean, vigorous fight for q
good stone or brick county building.
It goes without sayisg, when the
building is completed if win be 2 credit
TO the people Of the islands. Ana
cortes American.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

We are pleased to offer the following
good servicable ranges
I-six hole l6-in. oven Surprise Steel
Range, $3.50; 1-six hole 18-in. oven
New Century Steel Range, $3.50; 1-six
hole 16-in. oven Jewel Steel Range. $500,
I-six hole 18-in. oven Jewel Steel Range
$38. so. Terms, $500 down and $500 per
month. We also have bargains in cast
iron stoves, warra- ted to cook we'll.
MORSE HARDWARE Co., Bellingham.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
Why He Wanted Cash.

Merchant Tailor am sorry to
say it, Mr.. Goodheart, but as this is
to be your wedding suit I must de-
mand cash on delivery.
Mr.. Goodhcart-Eh2 Why I've.
had an account with you for years,
and I've always paid promptly to-
the hour, sir.
Merchant Tailor Yes, Mr.. Good
heart, but you were bachelor and
had the handling Of your own mon
ey.-London Tit-Bits.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
CREDITS

I, j. p. Paine, County Treasurer for
San Juan County, do hereby certify that
the foregoing is a true statement of the
collections and disbursements for the
quarter ending March 81, 1905.
J. p. PAINE
County Treasurer
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
! Why He Wsps.

; = 3
During the funeral of one Of ths
Rothschild family in Paris a beggar
was noticed among the onlookers
sobbing bitterly. A bystapder,
touched by the mans grief, en-
deavored to comfort him. ~.
sDo not weep SO BITTERLY my
peor friend he said. "See,i even
his relatives are able to restrain
their grief more than you are do
ing" Then, as a. new idea struck
him, Surely you are no relation Of
NJ. de Rothschild ?" q @"'
"No-no," sobbed the beggar-
THAT ia just why I am so unhap-
py." go.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Wednesday to make his quarterly re-
port to the county commissioners.
He reports having had little dificulty
IN collecting the road poll tax, only
four residents having thus far refus
ed to pay, viz, Geo. B. Mead land
Bernard Klein, Of Port Stanley, Mel
son Culp, Of Lopez, and VIM. Fowler,
of Shaw island.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

]. E. Brurs was over from Shaw
island Tuesday.
Miss Carrie Young is spending sew
eral days in Seattle.
| pay 1Sc. per dozen for eggs.
N E. CHURCHILL.
The Ladies Guild met this week
with Mrs. A. Stoiker.
Lamps and Shades and Glassware at
Fowle's.
The spring term of school will be-
gin Monday and will continue eight
weeks.
| FOR SALE-Loos hay. Inquire of v.
C. Doyle, an Juan Valley. $40 81
A. J. Eddy, Of Ballard, spent day
or two here this week looking over
the field with view to engaging in
the meat business
Rev. Mr.. Jones, who preached at
the Presbyterian church last Sunday,
will also supply here and at the Val
ley church tomorrow.
G. B. briggs shipped seventeen
cases Of eggs, $40 dozen, to Seattle
Tuesday, all received at his store
within little over two DAYS.
! FOR SALE-Two year old Berkshire
Boar, not vicious. $500. Archie Elem
ing, San Juan Valley. 2-17 tt
Alvia Carriers name appears in
the distinction list" of the State
College at Pullman, as published in
''The Evergreen" the college paper.
The Odd Fellows of Anacortes are
preparing for a big celebration on
the 26th of April, which will be the
87th anniversary of the founding OF
/ the order.
/ Bargains IN Sewing Machines-new
ana second hand. MORSE HARDWARE
Co., Bellingham
J. S. Groll, of the Friday Harbor
Lumber Company, made business
trip to Bellingham this week. While
there he let the contract for painting
the new Ross block.
All kinds of repair work done in the
leather line. Shoe work done promptly.
BAKER Bros.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
Steamer
lydia ! thompson
Carrying q. 5. Mail, Passen-
gers and Freight

Leaves SEATTLE, from Lilly &
bpgardus Dock, sundays. Tuesdays
ana Thursdays at midnightfor Port
IHWnsend. Richardson, Argyle. Lopez,
ERID Az HA R BOR, Roche
Harbor, Deer Harbor. West Sound,
orcas, East Sound, Newhall, Olga,
and BELLINGHAM.
~, returning, leaves Bellingham at a. m.
me most Beautiful Trip on Puget Sound,
me route winding among the lovely
stands of the San Juan archipelago
ana crossing the Strait of San Juan de
uca, affording passengers the finest
views of the Cascade and Olympic
Mountains.
CHAS. e. PEABODY, Mgr.
6l2 First Ave-, Seattle
FRANK F. BURNS, sapt.
N. P. Pier No. l, Seattle.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

E. A. Sims, of Port Townsend, the
we'll known fsh-trap man, is a candi
date for state senator from the dis
trict comprising Jefferson, 1Clallam
and San Juan counties.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

7 Clothing cleaned, pressed and repaired
leave av with Mrs. Hicks or at Stoliker'l
barber shop.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

briggs asjust received lot of CHI j q,
patterns of spring and summer Dre 3.
Gs5Otis,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

WANTED-Full Bred Bronze Turkeys
or Setting of Eggs. Address j. A. Ander-
son, East Sound, Wash. 3-31. 2t
Miss Templin and Jack Woods we're
in town from East Sound Tuesday as
witnesses in the Kettles Chalmers
case, but the dismissal of the action
made their testimony unnecessary.
Buy the G eat Majestic Steel Range
MORSE HARDWARE Co., ACTS.
Boston is boasting of a buff Plym-
outh Rock hen for which $3.50 was
paid at its recent poultry show But
an Indiana dealer offsets this with a
white Plymouth Rock hen for which
he is demanding full 81, 900.
New Spring Dress Goods at briggs
Assessor Court has completed his
assessment work, for the year on Lo-
peg island. He reports the total acre
age to be 10. 1875, of which IL, 512. :
IS acres are fenced, including school
lands and government reservations.
Call and see our line of supplies har-
ness, saddles. blankets. storm robes
whips, or anything for the horse.
BAKER Bros.
The meeting of the county teachers
ASSOCIATE ton which was to have been
held at East Sound Friday evening Of
last week was not held because the
launch chartered to take the San
Juan and Lopez teschers failed to
make the trip.
eggs FOR MATCHING
Thoroughbred Barred Plymouth Rock
and Brown and White LeghoFu Eggs
4i.O0 for IS or 90 per hundred.
e. KUBoTA, Roche Harbor
Joseph Thornton, road supervisor
|of the Lopez district. vas u town
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Buy the G. eat Majestic Steel Range
MORSE HARDWARE Co., ACTS.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
"ALICE BLUE, wALTzEs
a. \. Ford, Compensation Hit
Just off the Press--Most
Beautiful Melody.

-, tile page: Alice Blue Color; splendid
pnoto of the White House, en- wined With
TTrclet of ribbons and Wedding Bells.
mnery copy includes steel photograve-
IRE, full-fgure likeness of Mrs. Nicholas
trations furnished to orchestras leaders
Free - PCS : -
NATIONAL Music Co,
1874 Wabash Ave-, Chicago, Ill.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

WANTED-Full Bred Bronze Turkeys
or Setting of Eggs. Address j. A. Ander-
son. East Sound, Wash. 3-312t
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

The Ladies' Guild met this week
with Mrs. A. Stoliker.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Lamps and Shades and Glassware Al
Fowle's.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

All kinds of repair work done in the
leather line. Shoe work done promptly.
BAKER Bros.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

A. J. Eddy, Of Ballard, spent day
or two here this week looking over
the field with view to engaging in
the meat business.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

FOR SALE-Loos hay. Inquire ofV,
G. Doyle, ( an Juan Valley. $40 81
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

The spring term Of school will be-
gin Monday and viii continue eight
weeks.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Joseph Thornton, road supervisor
of the Lopez district, vas u town
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07
New Spring Dress Goods at briggs

Call and see our line of supplies-har-
ness. saddles, blankets. storm robes
whips, or anything for the horse.
BAKER Bros.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

pay 1Sc. per dozen for eggs.
N E. CHURCHILL.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Miss Carrie Young is spending sew
eral days in Seattle.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

FOR SALE-Two year old Berkshire
Boar, not vicious. $3.50. Archie Elem
ing, San Juan Valley. 2-17 II
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

G. B. briggs shipped seventeen
cases Of eggs, $40 dozen, to Seattle
Tuesday, all received at his store
within little over two DAYS.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

]. E. Brurs was over from Shaw
island Tuesday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Alvia Carriers name appears in
the distinction list" of the State
College at Pullman, as published in
''The Evergreen" the college paper.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Rev. Mr.. Jones, who preached at
the Presbyterian church last Sunday,
will also supply here and at the Val
lev church tomorrow.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

Bargains IN Sewing Machines-new
ana second hand. MORSE HARDWARE
Co., Bellingham.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

J. S. Groll, of the Friday Harbor
Lumber Company, made business
trip to Bellingham this week. While
there he let the contract for painting
the new Ross block.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-04-07

The Odd Fellows of Anacortes are
preparing for a big celebration on
the 26th of April, which will be the
87th anniversary of the founding OF
the order.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-10-21
DEWEY
Burlesque.

Local amusement seekers. in search
ideal realized in the kentucky
Bel1eso company, which opens at the
Dewey theater with today's matinee.
Farce, comedy, music, spectacular light
and scenic effects and real up-to- date
humorous action are combined in this
aggregation Of funmakers. The. first
~part introduces q clever satire called
"Society,O written by Jack Reid, who,
by the way, is the leading comedian. It
American girls Of wealth who dote on
marrying titled foreigners. The second
part is a second edition Of 6. Murphy 8
Mistakes also the creation Of Mr..
Reid, who is seen once more in the
leading role Of Patrick Murphy, a
wealthy Irishman who has become the
hacker Of a theatrical troupe Of pretty
young girls and Comedians u !
g Both burlesques are classics in their
way and succeed in arousing legitimate
| Laughter. ..ls sss.s %
Sandwiched between the bnrlesques
the clever aIrayNof vaudeville artists
{ will appear; the Wiora trio, Hungarian
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-10-21
BIdOU-MRS RED EAGLE
AND .PAPOOSE IN s 4.s>S
"YOJNG BUFEALO !, KING
OF THE WEED E1IEST" -. -

this form of entertainment satisfied an.
active demand is demonstrated by the
ever-increasing popularity Of the "Sev-
enth street home of vaudeville
For this anniversary week Rose
Coghlan, the distinguished member ,of
a. distinguished stage family, has been
selected as the headline feature, pre-,
success, "The Ace of Trumps,'' as
sisted by Edward Emery. The local
public has long, been pleasantly famil-
lar with the name of Coghlan and re-
members we'll the performance given
Of sre1The Royal Box' by Miss .Cogh
Ian s late brother, Charles. The actress
has been even more successful in the
field Of vaudeville than was the actor
in the world of the "legitimate, " and
Miss :Coghlan should prove popular
member of the Orpheum IS personnel for
the week. -
Of the kind to please all classes Of
the Orpheum IS clientele is the. offering
of Edward Clark and the Winning Wild
ows. Mr.. Clark scored heavily in must
cal comedy before going into vaude-
vile with the present tabloid study Of
track life entitled, "The Piker."''
His monolog, giving an representation
of a "busted' tout, carries a whole
load Of the mingled humor and pathos
Ol GuG IdCc C1dCh, w u1IC CuC S4AS1uR anu
ballet, work of the widows, with their
dazzling costumes and stunning figures,
promise to make the most blase awake
to. the situation and join in the plaudits
of the multitude. - -
Direct from many seasons Of success
in the European music halls come the
three Sisters Camaras, who, under the
personal direction Of Paul Herzoz, per-
form seemingly impossible feats in hand
balancing and other acrobatics. This
act is one Of. the Orpheum Circuit COM
pany's latest importations..
= Trovolle, the ventriloquist with the
rolling name, returns with a new act
called "The Hotel Ofice,' which is
said to be even cleverer than the old
one. 49, -...
Another old friend will be Arthur
Deming, the "American Hottentot, -
who has chartered a train to bring on
his bunch of new stuff this trip and, in
the words of "The Piker," should be
call to delgood.''
The bill will be completed by Terley
| in a novel European plastic perform
ance, during which he impersonates
several famous men; Charles Sharp,
the HDoodles' of stThe Burgomas-
! tel, - in a musical monolog, the kino-
drome's animated pictures. n =