The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-16
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Any Committee Of Physicians Who Pronounces Our Case
Hopeless and Decides Have Us Killed Is Bound to Have
a Fight on It's Hands

Hopeless and Decides to Have Us Killed Bound Have
a Fight on It's Hands.
PEAKING of plans proposed before number of legsa
- lures for killing the sick, DR.. John v. Shoemaker.
president of the faculty Of the college of
Philadelphia points out, the Saturday Evening Post the
faacy of taking life when you absolutely what
you doing Dr. Shoemaker illustrates his with the
remarkable of Mrs Yerkes Miner who might have
been killed several years ago had advanced deas of
gerry been in operation. The doctor says: ....:s
SsThe wife of famous ultmionare lay dying in Chi
cago-her complaint the and ncurabe malady known
Addson disease. Half dozen physicians of the high
est reputation at her bedside and all of them declared
her hopeless She could not live, they agreed
than six months at the utmost It would have been
put her out Of her misery tho nobody suggested such
thing that subject being less advanced than
II young fellow in those days, and, being sum-
in sort of accidental way, venured the opinion
that the patient suffering from nothing than
disorderedve My eerty provoked frowns of rebuke
This years ago, and Mrs YerkesMizner is pretty
lively still Her liver turned the one day. sat up and
has kept itself in the genee secusion of weordered
liver from that day to this. .. h.
Few doctors who play the game in sporty way to the
bitter end willing to give anybody up absolutely tho
they that the seems to be rather hopeless
Yet the people who say they were given by the doc
tors might organize pretty powerful political party We
suspect that you asked the doctors about you might
find that good many Of them gave anybody They
looked serious perhaps and the patient his friends
sumed the rest When the doctor really gves you up
cheerful gloomy friends who hang flowers the door,
likely to be stirring.
However, wouldn't care have our case 'spronounced
hopeless - and would especially dislike to have it pro-
nounced if legislative committee forthwith to sit it
and decide to have killed. Even very sick might
be excused for making attempt to lick that moruay
mittee then and there for trying to poison them with his
medicine.
t'Learning's springtme awakenng,'' says a Detroit
paper has begun usual at Ann Arbor by the kidnapping
of
freshman dinner This is harsh but is bad SELL
ing arrival college catalog at Csc. writer in
Kansas City paper who has entered freshman Missouri
college, has been wonderfully shown. He says:
II bought two tickets chapel dollar apiece
That must be reasonable they hold chapel day.
expect to take girl when get acquainted 1t that
freshmen have also to take out membership giving them
the privileges Of the campus that book agent
father kicked out and he enough college
He sold me campus card which, when countersgned by
the head janitor entities to the Of the buildings
grounds gymnasium and shower bath paid $40 for but
have yet had it countersgned by the anitor must see
about that right away ': 49,.
Some day freshman treated in this shameful way will
burst his chrysals and become sophomore Then he will
go out and tip the chapel over --~
Taddy had been taught for the three four years
LIE to his little night and had placed
less reliance them for keeping things comfortable and
during The absence of the Recently Taddy
been globetrotter He has been to Philadelphia and seen
zoo Win us Dig animals lie has come home with
his horizon very materially widened night after
his RETURN as he began his ''Now Lay Me-,
that the not comprehensive enough for big boy
SO he stopped at the first phrase and asked:
Say what would you pray if SOMETHING. BLACK
got after you?''
The population of Minnesota is known accurately
According to the Crop Reporter for February issued by
department. Of agriculture the number of mlc in the
state Jan 1, including 903 797 and their
aggregate value 427 average Of $3.50 per
The Minnesota is engaged in other pursuits besides
moong and driving off flies Her annual output
alone amounts Yet at the state fair the mlcl
occupies the peanut stand while the beef critters
sitting the grandstand and have passes Judges
pavilion.
In the face of these facts Minnesota at the Nationa
Dairy show Chicago scored the highest and second
butter another banner highest average score
made the largest exhibit and had by far the largest
enthusiastic delegation. 80 .<~-, -.
There may be scoffe1 but lift hat in the presenc
+" Of good dairy COW. ~... A J. R.