The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-11-28
Reasons Assigned by Some of
Our Prominent People for
Thanlfulness.
THE ASSORTMENT A MOST
DECIDEDLY VARIED ONE
Some We're Glad They Were Alive.
Others That the Dear. Hunting
season is Nearly Over, sim Others
Because Of Election Results, or for
Numerous Other sGood, Causes.

DR. Devitt-That didn't get to be
city health oficer-there's no money
IN the blooming old Job, anyway.
DR.. Taylor-That there is at least
one republican senator from Grand
Forks county in the leglslature-that's
me.
DR." Kennedy-That didn't drown
IN the Saskatchewan. as reported, but
am here to mend up" the lame, the
halt and the blind.
DR.. Engstad-That am not a men,
Der of the Grand Forks District Medical.
society, CD that l am not governor"
DR.. F. J. Duggan-That my horse
lockwood is conner. You'll see Dan
Patch take to the tall and uncut next
season.
DR.. Fawcett-That there will be
more bOating-in the good old summer
time.
DR.. Healy-That contagious (not in
fectious) disease is pretty much stamp
ed out in North Dakota.
DR.. Eggers-That now have "bet-
ter halt"
Dr.. Crane-That enjoy good prac-
tice-and the emoluments thereof.
DR.. Ekern-That l am a specialist
in the ailments Of automobiles as we'll
as of humans.
DR.. Woutat-That there is some
thing more than the name in being
city health officer.
Dr.. Rutledge-That Christmas and
its good cheer are near at hand again.
Dr.. McDonald-Thatf for while yet,
anyway, am 1.-THE coroner.
@Dr. Grassick-That | "also ran"
Dr.. Mulligan-That l will soon have
an opportunity to inspect the fair
danes of Europe.
DR.. Gislason-That business holds
good-in Europe.
DR.. Erwin-That since the return of
Or" Kennedy don't have to roll out
at 2 a. m. to answer questions as to
the latest news from the northwest.
DR.. Wheeler-That l bagged few
geese-but no hunters.
Dr. Campbell-That Wheeler isn't
gone-all the time.
DR.. Orr and Mae Sanders-That we
have plenty to keep us both busy
all the time.
DR.. Stewart-That my worst half"
is otherwise engaged.
DR.. Harlan-That crooked spines are
numerous.
DR.. Eckman-That l make as good
soldier" as do a dentist.
DR.. Wells-That the candy factories
are working over time-ditto me.
DR.. Tompkins-That the baby's
health is good and business o. X.
Dr. Piercc-That quit Rugby when
l did.
DR.. O'Keeke-That when came here
Il left Mimic.
DR.. Lockerby-That can play pool.
as we'll as pull teeth.
DR.. Brekka-That life holds some
joys-at least.
DR.. Whitcomb-That my dentalizer
vies with Mrs. Winslow's Sooth Syrup.
Children they cry for It," etc.
DR.. Fletcher--That Saunderson is
such help.
DR.. Saunderson-That Fletcher is
ditto
DR.. Couvrette-That have the only
painless" method In town.
DR.. Davidson That there are only
DR.. Church and I to divide the vet
erinarian business in this section.
DR.. Church that l have an auxiliary
to my practice-that of police magis-
trate.
C. j. Murphy-That every one that
gets hurt in railroad accidents don't
sue for damages.
Geo. A. Bangs-That they don't COL
iect taxes four times year on law
books.
Fred Duggan-That l won't have to
take my meals at restaurant.
Tracy Bangs-That can live. even
though 1 was not elected in the last
campaign.
M. Norman-That people, don't live
all the time.
Matt Colton-That people are still
eating.
Fred Brown-That Grand Forks
people want new houses to live In.
James Dinnie-That Dinnie Bros.
did not have to erect that big smoke
stack for the Grand Forks Gas and
Electric company.
w. s. Weber-That showing" tickets
is an easy job.
M. Nicholson-That the Great North.