The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-09-14

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ough and Churchill, Winston
Churchill. who is so ANONYMOUSLY
mixed with the American novelist
of similar name, is the son of his
chum's wife. Socialistic Mrs. Corn
wallis West, the widowed Lady
Churchill, was at the beginning
Miss Jennie Jerome, OF New York.
The present Duchess of Marlbor-
ough is also related by marriage to
the Duches of Roxburge, Miss Mae
Goelet before her marriage.
Reports of the present Marlbor-
oughian head negleetingh is wife on
account of her deafness sounds
very uudukely. The gentleman is
hard to please. He refused to con-
template any matrimonial PROPOSE
ton this side of twenty-four mill
lion, and now he is still obiecting
because the woman he promised to
love and cherish is hard of hearing.
What a cause for snarls! The
philosopher who sprung that an
Gent gag on us concerning the
recommendation in a wife's being
deaf and dumb, is evidently not in
spiritual communion with the duke.
, Considering this British gentle
mans late views on conjugal sim
ceritv and the feminine question,
one would conjecture that he does
wrong in not accepting his wife's
malady as dispensation of Provi-
dence. Pish, tush! And just as
everyone was beginning to believe
that they were out of the ordinary.
Had we not come to the conclusion
that Marlborough was a nobleman
whose bored ennui would never be
allowed to stand in the way of his
comfortable ease? How could be
so tar forget his loyalty to Ameri-
can Coin! 1t is terrible to think of
his anger as depicted by the Asso-
ciated Press via the New York
Journal Stirred by the notorious
rudeness of that great artist, Sar-
gent, he had the pouts and refused
to be civil for several days-even
unto his dog thereof. Did not Sar-
gent smear him in entirely as back
ground for that famous Marlbor-
ough family group? Did not
Sargent eclipse, pictorially, the
noble head of that ancient house
with the faithful representation of
a swan.necked American Wander
bilt with her two sons at her knee7
And is it not Sargent who, try as
he may, can but bring out chief
virtues on his wonderful canvas.
Alack! How sad for the domicile
of Marlborough T h e Duchess
was under the tender care and
guidance of her mother, Mrs. o. H.
p. Belmont, of Newport, when last
heard from, and this causes a
bunch of unnecessary conversation
concerning mothers.in.law la the
Countess Castellane. Boni keeps
his mother-in-law too much to him
self, according to one definition of
the verb. Anna, Countess de Cas-
tellane, always represented with
eyebrows en- evidence, is always
whether she is suffering
from an overdose of mother-in-law
or one of Boni. The benefit of all
the advertising of the matter, how
ever, goes to Henry Woodruff (see
Theater Magazine), he OF the curly
lips and hair. If Miss Gould's lik-
ing for the matinee hero had lasted
only half as long as that of we
ayhouse fiends, then perhaps the
Kuppenheimer looking = 7, m
Brown of Harvard" would be pres
INT enjoying MISUNDERSTANDING
nor-nor' west, as our friend in
Alice and the Eight Princesses re-
marks. However, there has been
10 one to build pink trinons for
Woodruff, as there was for Boni in
he days OF yore. Late develop
nents from Paris correspondents
'peak highly of the hauteur of the
countess and publishes her post
ard messages in full. In the ex-
itement, however, the indefati-
eable pen pusher has forgotten to
INFORM us whether the postcards
we're picture postcards, and also
5 to whether the count
-eeps souvenir ard album.
f this is so, then no one can deny
hat the Countess is not fully justi-
led in taking French leave. It is
areless for the correspondent to
ave let such weighty matter es-
a m s1nf;re Heratofora wa havn