The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-05
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Something Too Much Fierce White Light That Beats
on the Rockefeller Bible Class-on the Advantages Of
$4,000 and the Disadvantages Of $1oooooooo Hid Away
in Fathers Cellar. So ss*s. .s.s# 4
ME WERE panied to notice that the equilibrium of young
w Mr.. Rockefellers Bible class somewhat upset
Sabbath last circulation of lot of April Fool candy
of Beal sent around box of chocolates with some
thing wrong with their little insdes During the services
of the were observed
" Kidding themselves Of mouthfus OF brown cotton
Half thru the lesson pory man, overcome either by
the by Of moral nadequacy threw an able
bodied it, spiritual young teacher had to call on
the The fat barely resuscltated
by when threw another with carvings and scroll
saw work it, and they carried him out ~
These incidents interrupted the flow Of thought and
noted by reporters present in the gise OF seekers after
truth and eegraphed all over the known Wordor at least
large section of it.
Why made of all these trivial details, you
ask? Merely because youthful leaders, father has
tied up in bundles, bailed hooped and firmly nailed and
hidden the cellar in the safety deposit boxes behind the
wainscoang and under the carpet He has 1T n the form
Of stocks Of bonds Of securities Of grenbacks Of silver
and Of gold Of promises to OF titles to real estate and
Of titles to farm lands He has it in all forms and shapes
has tight has where others cannot get their
hooks it, has beyond the dreams of avarice and be-
yond the necessity of buying mining stock He has it where
he whether the boys Wall the ball
up throw it down.
For this simple reason brghtfaced young leaders,
spiritual minsraons considered to be of
Importance and when they interrupted by the fit ofa
porty gentleman dark trousers and white vest we hear
Of thousands of miles away Monday morning break
fast tables lightly in the presence Of the
breakfast food.
is great thing to have $4,000 wealth. yet
nobody pays any particular attention to you But it is
sad thing have $10ooooo It is also vast wealth. but
everybody particular attention to you to your and
your and to the stranger that within your gates
Nevertheless would take it and chances. You
could give it away. -.u = $3.50 :....-.-. H. Fl. -.
The Jolly Bachelors of Mayvlle N D. threw a. brilliant
social event. the other evening the form of ball at the
operahouse. Supper served at IL 80 in novel
During ull between dances number of bachelors
running in thru side door, each pulling small express
loaded with paper boxes each containing lunch for
sandwich Olives pickles. sailed Almonds cake ice
and coffee.
There was but one silver in the OCCASION the editor of the
Mayvie Tribune being cruelty thrown down picture
Of the bachelors he after He mourned thru column
of type in his paper the OCCASION like the low tide
chasing the seaweed about the rocks In explanation he says:
This stern sublime action taken understand
the purpose Furnishing referring
afhe az 1"bardened cases of fort ~ ore
JOSH of course, but not altogether taken that Such
awful insult and SANDER hurt the tender feelings it of
goslings
the matrimonial bargain counterbu retrbuon has
taken =
the editor refers to the bachelors Bunch
and there other indications that in Mayve has not
smoohed his wnkled front We anticipate trouble any
moment. .a.
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cleans house with much less strain than
For it is serious work, but takes lightly
and fppanty is stirred by housekeeping to the
very depths of her being but the surface Of mans soul is
barely ripped by the Great Event
Glorious old houseceanng Days Of song and laughter,
poetry and romance How blue the sky above the smiling
earth how dusty the cellar beneath! Glorious old days when
father discovers his manuscripts in the wastebaske and
the carefree tramp Of spring poisoning in what
he had counted his trousers Happy joy
days! Come again! "A J. R.