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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Why the Burglar Had > =.

John" whispered his wife :,
ing him, Il hear somebody in n
basement"
John CROPPED his way, half ava,
to the wall, and bawled down tho !,
lister:
"You internal scoundrel," he ~
after you have satisfied yourself N
there's nothing worth stealing do-
there will you please push in the :
per damper rod of the furnace? !.
got to do it."
Then he crawled back into i.
again.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Biggest Freight Car.

The biggest freight car in the world
10 being constructed in the st. Paul
railroad shops at Milwaukee. The
largest freight cars at present are of
100000 pounds capacity and are
looked upon as monsters. The new
car will have a capacity of 200, 900
pounds. It is being built to transport
ninety-ton section OF a base for a
blast engine which is being shipped
TO Bethlehem. Pa. The car is forty.
one feet long. has four instead Of two
trucks, and sixteen instead OF eight
wheels.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
George Trumped the Trick.

She-"George. if agreed to marry
you you'd be kind to my dog, wouldn't
your"
He-"But you know how insane,v
jealous | ami"
she-"Dear George. I'll send the
dog to mammals"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
A Literary Reqret.

you do not take much interest in
literature" said the intellectual young
woman.
Yes, / do" answered Mr. Cumrox.
"As business man have the highest
respect for it. What object to is see.
ing so many people who are compe-
tent to write first-class advertise
ments wasting their time on books
and magazine articles"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
The Practical Maid.

George always puts things in bus.
mess way. Yesterday he accused me
of tempting him to spend so much of
his affection on me that now he is a
bankrupt in love"
What did you reply?"
"Oh, turned him over to pa for ex.
animation in supplementary proceed
ings."
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
A Surface View.

"a funny thing happened at the De
partment Office the other day man
who wished to put an application for
position on file sent his photograph
along with his application"
Possibly he wished to be taken at
his face value"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Mourning Cigarettes.

Percy de Fishter created a sem,
ton at the Ultra club the other ni,s
when he drew forth a cigarette NIL
a tiny black band printed on NJ
paper close to the mouthpiece.
MY uncle died yesterday" he ),
planned. 81 had those cigarettes n.
cially made with a mourning band
He was the object of envy all n,
evening.-New York Press.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Within the Reach of All.

Mrs. Buggins-The Mugginses All
talking about going to Europe. wild
we could.
Mr.. Buggins-Well, we can.
Mrs. Buggins-How you talk; yu
know we can't afford to go abroad,
Mr.. Buggins-But you said the Mn,
ginses were talking about it; there,
nothing cheaper than talk.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
In Due Form,

Proprietor Ito new bookkeeper)-
Young man, heard you swearing at
the way your predecessor kept the
books, and may as well tell you that
l don't like profanity and wish to
hear no more of it.
New Bookkeeper-I beg your par.
don, Mr.. Trott. | was merely-er-
taking the oath of office.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Adaptability.

i observe that you have persuaded
your constituents to think as you do"
That's how it looks" announced
Senator Sorghum. but, as a matter
OF fact, have persuaded myself m
think as most of my constituents do y"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Often.

Araminta Exhibiting the family
cherub)-1s there anything sweeter
than a baby?
Young Spoonall-Why, / sometimes
mink baby's eighteen-year-old sister
is Just a little-er-.-Chicag
American.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Where Was the Harm.

here sir" shouted Popley at his
- .,year-old' take that cigar stump out
Vi you. your mouth How dare your"
why when you throwed II awav 7
thought you was done with f." ren,;oa
'he youngster, with surprised air
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
At the Conclusinn

Homagan-He told me about this
time last year that he had arrived at
the conclusion that a trip to Europe
would do him good.
Holmes-Yes, and he's there yet.
Homagan-ln Europe?
Holmes-No; where he had arrived
when you saw him.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Marks of Esteem,

81 thought Richley Skinner wa|
quite popular citizen of your town
who told you that?"
well, l was told he had won manl
marks of esteem from his fellow
citizens"
Eyes, dollar-marks."
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Also a Reformcr,

"Dey're sendin' lot O. grafters to
jail" remarked Meandering Mike.
I'm glad Of It," answered Flooding
Pete. IF dis high-class patronage
keeps comm in maybe de wardens
will wake up an improve de accom-
modations."
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
OF Course.

Peckham-You've seen D'Auber's
portrait of my wife, Ell? Very life
like, isn't it?
Crittick-Oh, yes, but it isn't exact
ly what you'd call speaking likeness,
do you think?
Peckham-of course, it is, else how
could it be lifelike?
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Instruments of Torture.

We'll" said the bridegroom-to-be'
al suppose you'll be sorry, Willie
when the time comes for your sisters
wedding"
Not much" replied the small bro
Their. ut will gimme an excuse to
chuck pas slippers away"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Financially SPEAKING

MISS Wise-The word Sterling" az
, to English money seems 10 he
lost in obscurity. s 10 De
w. onort-fes, and so is the word
money as far as I am concerned
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Crafty.

Mrs. Accountants, Phamley has so
many children I don't see how she
manages to get them all looking so
neat and clean every afternoon"
Mrs. Hewitt-"Well, she's a shrewd
manager Just before it's time to
dress them for dinner she lets them
blow soap bubbles. In that way they
wash themselves"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Leading up to II.

Il thought you said you would never
call child of yours after any great
MANI"
well, /"
But you have given MIN the same
name of your bear"
After that it was easy, of course, to
make the touch
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Unconscious Of Error

Tippler-some of you fellows don't
know when you've got enough.
eoozielgh - Hic-that's because
when we've got enough we don't know
anything-Boston Transcript.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
What He Had Learned.

jones' suppose you know more
about that horse you got of Deacon
Smith last week than when you made
the trade?
Brownies, and know a lot more
about Deacon Smith now than l did
then.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05

The animals for miles around
Were all assembled there.
Old Rhino took Miss Tiger
And the fox the dancing bear
The ball progressed quite lively, but
The guests ran for the trees
When big fat Mr.. Hippo
Caused an earthquake with a sneeze.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
A Step Forward

Il see where the Hasty Pudding
club proposed an amateur farce"
That's big improvement. Most
amateur hasty buildings produce
tragedies"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
The Fair Sex,

Knicker-Women are Inconsistent
Bocker-Yes; the same one who
excuses her son with boys will be
boys" won't let her husband be one
of the boys.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Where he,Il Come In.

"Why aren't you eatin', Bobby"
81 won't be hungry for half an hour
yet"
"WeIl be through dinner by that
time"
mo, you won't-youll just about be
gettin' to the pie"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
A Threat.

"sir," said the visitor, as he pre-
sented his manuscript, Il am only
young author, but"
"Sir," interrupted the hard-hear'eu
editor, you'll be struggling young
author if you don't get out OF your
own volition Immediately"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
A Degree of Existence.

Hewitt-You live at boarding
house, believe?
Jewett-You flatter me when you
say live"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
oId.FashIoned Simplicity.

our dads were a lot of mossbacks'
weren't they?"
=, Deed they were. why, those olo
laps used to actually think that tSe
niack Crook was indecent"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Honiton Lace.

Honiton lace Is made at Honiton. In
Devonshire, Eng. remarkable for the
beauty of its figure and sprigs "Honi-
ton application" is lace made by
working sprays. flowers and other
parts OF pattern on the lace pillow
and securing them TO a net ground
made separately. In modern manu-
factories handmade sprays are often
sewed upon a machine-made ground.
"Honiton guipure" is lace OF large
flower patterns. with very open
ground. which is generally sold under
the name OF Honiton lace.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-04-05
Wanted Universal Peace.

ferkins has separated from Bis
"ile ano gone to live in bachelor
apartments"
What did he do that for?"
he said he couldn't live without
some OF the comforts of home. LIE
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say live"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. 5. Land onice, Portland, oregon

U. 5. Land Office, Portland, Oregon.
July -, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress OF
June 3, 1873, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the states OF California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended TO all the Public Land States by act
OF August 4, 1892, Louis c. Fox of Toledo,
county of Lincoln, state of Oregon, has
this day filed in this Office his sworn statement
No 6s9l for the purchase of the sel4 of section
80 in township u s, of range 10 W, and will offer
proof 10 show that the land sought is more
valuable Tor its timber or stone than for agri-
cultural purposes, and 10 establish his claim
TO said land before Ira Wade, County Clerk of
Lincoln county, at Toledo Oregon, on Thurs
day, the 18th day OF October, 1906
lie names as witnesses:
julius Busch, NJ. W. Randall Chas. F. Sou.e,
and Geo W. Myers all of Toledo. oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to fle
their claims in this office on or before said 18th
day OF october. 1906.
ALGEBNON S. DIR ESSER, Register
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

e. S. Land Office, Portland. Oregon.
August il, 1905.
Notice is hereby given that IN compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress OF
June 3, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale OF
of timber lands in the States of California, Ore.
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended to all the Public Land States by act
OF August 4, 1892. Brita Wall, Of Portland
county of Mulinomah state OF Ore
gon, has this day filed in this office his sworn
statement No. for the purchase OF the nIS
of sea, nel4 OF swl4, sel4 OF nwl4 of section 10
in township Il south, range 10 west,
and will offer proof to show that the land
sought is more valuable for its timber or stone
than for agricultural purposes, and to establish
his claim to said land before the Register and
Receiver at Portland, Oregon on Monday, the
5th day of November, 1906.
He names as witnesses:
CliF F. Willis Erick Oman, Karri Swanson,
Carl Johnson of Portland, Oregon
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands arc requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said 5th
day OF November, 1896.
ALGERNoN S. DRESSER, Register.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. S. Land Oflice, Roseburg, Oregon,
september l2, 1906

september II, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in com mpliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress OF
June 3. 1873, entitled can act for the sale of
timber land- III the States of California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory a-
extended to all the Public Land states by act
of August 1, 1892, James +. Ridenour OF Port
land, county OF Multnomah state of Oregon,
has this day fled in this Office his sworn state
ment No. 7ll2 for the purchase of the nw14 OF
section No. 2i in township No. 10 south, range
No. IL west, and win offer proof To show that
the land sought Is more valuable for its timber
or stone than for agricultural purposes, and
to establish his claim to said land before Ira
Wade, County Clerk and Clerk OF the County
Court OF Lincoln county, at his Office at Toledo
Oregon, on Wednesday, the 18th day of De-
cember, 1906.
lie names AS witnesses
James Hodges. George Hodges of Salado, Or
Thoodor Sem Of Portland, Or; c, G. Mcbride
of Euclid, Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely The
above described lands are requested to file
their claims in this office on or before said 10Th
day Of December, 1906.
BENJAMIN l.. EDDY, Register.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. S. Land once, Roseburg Oregon,

L. S. Land Office, Roseburg, Oregon
August 8, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress OF
June 3, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the States OF California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended TO all the Public Land States by act
OF August A., 1892, John d. Welch of Toledo,
county OF Lincoln, state of oregon has this
day filed in this office his sworn statement 80.
for the purchase OF the mel. of section
No. in township No. 10 $, range No. II W, aud
will offer proof to show that the land sought
is more valuable for its timber or stone tuan
for agricultural purposes, and to establish his
claim to said land before the County Clerk
and Clerk Comfy Court Of Lincoln county at
his Office ut Toledo, Oregon, on Wednesday,
the 2lst day of November, 1906.
lie names as witnesses
james Z. Wolfe, Brit l.. Wolie of Ocean
View, oregon; Clarence Evans, Z. NJ. Derrick
OF Toledo, oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
aboue described lands are requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said 2lst
day of November, 1906
BENJAMIN h. EDDY, Register
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. S. Land Oiiice at Portland


July Ii, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of an act of Congress of
June 3, 1873, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the States of California. Ore.
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory, - as
extended to sli the Public Land States by an
act OF August A. 1892, Harry ". Wetzler of
Portland, county of Multnomah, state of Ore
gon, nas thIs day MED in this olice his sworn
statement No. 6995 for the purchase of the n1S
'of ni9 of section No. 90. township
No. lS south, range No. 10 west, and will offer
proof to show that the land sought is more
valuable for its timber or stone than for agri-
cultural purposes, and 10 establish his claim
TO said land before the Register and Receiver
at Portland, Oregon, on Thursday the 18th day
of October, 1906.
lie names as witnesses
Frank i. Buker of Waldport, Or. w f.
Ready, p. J. Cauthorn of Portland, Oregon
Earnest Buker of Waldport, oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said 18th
day OF October, 1906.
ALGERYpN DREssHR Register
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
I. S. Land Office, Portland, Orego


September 81, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress of
June 5. 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in The States of California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended to all the Public Land States bv act
of August 4, 1892, Ole N. Rodlun of Gresham.
county of MultnomGh, state OF Oregon. has
this day filed in this Office his sworn statement
No 706s, for the purchase of the nwL OF sec
tion No. II, in township No. l3 s, range No. 0
west, and will offer proof to show that the
Land sought is more valuable for its timber or
stone than for agricultural purposes, and to
establish his claim to said land before the
Register and Receiver at Portland, Oregon ON
Tuesday, the l1th day Of December, 1906
He names as witnesses;
Alixtus Wilson of Portland, Or; August
Rodlun and Levi Rodlun OF Gresham, Or. and
George A. Hodges of sasdo, Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands are requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said nth
day OF December, 1905.
ALGERNoN S. DRESSER, Register
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NJ. WYGANT.
SUR VEYOR
Real Estate Agent
INSURANCE

If you have a farm or town lot
to sell, or if you wish to buy one.
call OH me.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

I. S. Land Office, Roseburg, Oregon,
September II, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress OF
June 3, 1873, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the States OF California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended TO all the Public Land States by act
of August 4, 1892, Theodore Sem of Portland
county of Multnomah, state of Oregon, has
this day filed in this Office his sworn statement
No. lib for the purchase of the 50 OF swl<,
nw14 of sw1I and sw14 of nwi4 of section No.
lS i'll township No. Is 5, range No. IL W, and
will offer proof to show that the land sought
is more valuable for its timber or stone than
for agricultural purposes, and to establish his
claim to said land before Ira Wade, County
Clerk and Clerk vi The County Court oi Lin
coin county, at his office at Toledo, Oregon, on
Wednesday. the 18th day of December, 1906.
He names as witnesses:
James Hodges. George Hodges OF salado. Or.
c. Z. Mcbride of Euclid, Or; james +. Ride
nour of Portland, Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file
their claims in this office on or before said 10Th
day of December, 1906.
BENJAMIN l.. EDDY, Register.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
L. S. Land 0nice, Portland, oregon,
August 25th, 1906.

August 25th 1906
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress Of
June 6, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the States of California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended to all the Public Land States by act
of August I, 1892, August Z. Oberg of Port
land, county of Multonomah, state OF Oregon,
has this day filed in this office his sworn state
ment No. 2OSl for the purchase of the nj swl1
and So of nwl4 of section "a, township u $,
range CIV, and will offer proof to show that
the land sought is more valuable for its tim
Der or stone than for agricultural purposes.
and to establish his claim to said land before
the Register and Receiver at Portland, Oregon,
on Monday, the 10 day of November. 1906.
He names as witnesses:
Floyd earns. Matt earns, of Angora Oregon !;
Fred M.Cook, Oscar Boden, of Portland, Ore
gon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
adove described lands are requested to file
their CLAIMS in this ice ON or before said 22d
day of May, ;9O6.
ALGERNoN S. DRESSER, Register.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
Waldport Items.

Misses Mabel and Fernie Sagenorf OF
Drift creek are visiting with friends
here this week.
Clarence Barclay returned Monday
from the Valley, where he has been for
several months.
Mr. and Mrs. Tharp, who have been
visiting with Mrs. TLarp's mother,
Mrs. Graf, left Monday for their home
at Lacrosse, Wash.
1t sounds good to hear so many whis-
ties blowing in our thriving city.
The fishermen are catching a good
many salmon every night and the can.
merry is running full blast. The chinook
catch is reported the largest in many
years.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. 5. Land Office, Portland, Oregon,

U. >. Land Office, Portland, Oregon,
september /, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support OF his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
County Clerk of Lincoln county, at Toledo,
Oregon, on october 10, 1906, viz:
Bruno Knolinski, II. T. No. 1i226, for the
swA ne'4, sel4 nwl4, nel4 sw14 and lots and S
of section ?, township south, range IL west.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon-and cultivation
of said land, viz:
Anton Redziewski, Andrew Wisuewski.
Joseph Sijota. Albert sijota, all of Kernville,
Oregon. ALGERNoN 9. DRESSER, Register.
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NOTICE FOR puHLIcATIoN.
U. S. Land ONCE, Portland, Oregon,

September s, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice of his in tenton
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and THAT final proof will be made before the
County Clerk Of Lincoln county at Toledo,
Oregon. on October 10, 1906, VIZ:
Joseph sijoa, II. L. No. 14225, for the elS of
nw14 and swlI of neIi section Is. township $ S,
range IL W.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF said land, viz:
Michnl Sijota, Albert Sijota, Bruno Knolinski
and Andrew Wisnewski, all OF Kernville, Ore
gOn. ALGERNoNl s. DRESSER Register
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
L. S. Land Onice, Portland, Oregon,

August %, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver at Portland, Oregon, on
October 2I, 1906, viz
Czestaw Wesotowski, II. f. No. 1l74s, for the
nwl4 OF neI4 OF section :, township o $, range
10 west.
lie names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF said land, viz:
W, Kocydar, W. Szelaszkiewicz, of Portland,
Oregon; Stanislaw Strylewicz, John Kobylski.
of Roots, oregon.
AIGERNoN g DRESSER, Register