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New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT OTHERWISE

From The Dundee Advertiser.
An esteemed Perthshire minister was recently
visiting burly parishioner suffering from the
''Mullygrubs." or ''Efie Lindsay The strong man
was intensely irritated at being attacked by dis
ease, and he greeted his minister thus: ''Weel
Messjohn, thocht We wad never come. ken ye
are busy wi thinkn' whatna fresh notion We can
gle huz on the Sawbath, and / ken We maun- dung
yer brains-as jalose-by readn a the bit bookies
ye can come by to hae crap q profitable notions
for abody Sit ye doom. sir. in the big chair and.
Janet, gle Mr.. Pottedhead a whans o. gouda
cheese a soIple scone. and the crumbs o the grey
beard. The bite and sup will keep his hoast puir
stock. Moo. sir, it's bath lamentable AID awfae,
this is the first illness have ever had in a my
born days. / tell We. my first iness!'' Well .
replied the minister In voice meant To he nIan
gent with suppressed emotion, Il most earnestly
hope IL may be your last"
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
SERIOUS LooPHoLEs IN BILLS.
Correspondent Thinks Corrupt Practices Aea
Would Permit Grating at Polls.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Your excellent editorial OF this morning az
the position which The Tribune and the other new
papers have consistently taken on the Co''-s
Practices bills in the Legislature are eonVine-s
on the necessity OF certain amendments 70 -
Judiciary Committees bills on this subject
Mr.. Low. in a recent letter tc Senator BTaeS-s
and Assemblymaa Cox called attention 10 "
serious defect in these bills. namely. the proVSN
which allows committees to spend total sum
500 without any detailed statement and TO ~ mae
no accounting for any expenditures under w
any case. Should this become law. II viii no. =
auire any great ingenuity beat the aW -
presumably. no committee will explain It's eNps
lures unless It absolutely must. and as any -. a.
Der Of political committees may be organized y :
Assembly district Ito take that political -
division as a convenient example, there neeo
accounting at all il there are enough Conn
tees formed 10 spend each less than 81" IN - -
less than S0. One object OF corrupt praeVSs
is TO stop the of money at the polls. an" "
just there that money in sums OF less than ~ ~.
used In the employment OF So-called workers -,
Defective are the bills in ether respects. a.
Will accomplish some really PractiGai sem b
these two limitations are removed VIVA 80 80 ~
the bill. 1t will be next 10 impossible 70 va a. y
use OF money where II Is Sener3ily SNpPoSSST hs
improperly used To pass law that VII tn
farce would be wholly unworthy Of our parIS,Sv IA
RepuoicSn county committee IN TINS S-rsua-st
approved of the Corrupt Practices bills glTSssnaa
by the association Of which Mr. Low - ensS-,xns
except the one which provided for the w. Me
out OF votes under certain &C CpdtiCns Ihs
were most carefully considered. and they S Tas
no hrlitatton OF amounts TO be accounted IT, In
form of the measures to be passed Is lal' rn
material but the substance is very importanSsr
bills now on the calendars in Albany are opens
serious criticism on the lines have suggested a.
ought to be amended. n strong efOrt will oe III
TO amend the bills in these particulars, and az s
enort should have the hearty support OF all PEI
interested In obtaining an effective law, r.ylA
New York Apri 10 1e0a
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
About People and Socfaf Incfdents

waters. and will make their headquartsr, :.
st. Regis until they go to Newport for the snr =
Mrs Whitney and Miss Laura Whitney. u,.,
been staying with Henry F. Dimock. hav. ~ -
town for Boston.
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Fl. Rogers. ir rb.
been yachting in West Indian waters with A's
OF friends. will return to town on saturs.s 40
take possession OF their new house. at No "a y
57th street. which formerly belonged II. z s
Rogers. ST.
Mrs James A. Burden. jr.. gave another a..
last night at her house in East ast street :
lowed by theatre party This evening Ja,r.-@
Burden. jr.. will entertain large party or :.
at dinner.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Belmont. jr. who =
been staying with August Belmont sr. sine. ~ ~
return to town from their honeymoon. have -
pIeted the furnishing OF their new house. a, \.
East 34th street and viii move into it on Sam.
Mrs. William P. Douglas Mrs. Douglas Ros.--
Mrs. Charles r. Alexander and Mrs John = -
din incorporators OF the Society OF the Pso-.
symphony Concert Will give an entertainusu.n =
behalf of that organization on April "a a,
Waldorf-Astoria. when the Indian Temple a.,
of Miss Ruth St. Denis will constitute The -
cipal feature Of the programme Among tbs 4.
ronesses are: Mrs James l. Barclay. Mrs Bay,
Cutting Mrs. ogden Goldman. Mrs John a..
Mrs Abram s Hewitt. Mrs Frederic Nelson u.
Edwin Parsons Mrs. James Speyer. Mrs Hs-.s.
l.. Satterlee. Mrs Patrick A. Valentine MIss C,,
line White and Mrs. Stanford White
At the waIdorf-Astoria a concert viii b. a.
this evening for the benefit of the New York nj.
Kitchen Association. under the patronage Of NJ.
William X. Vanderbilt. Mrs George E. BaE.
Mrs Henry Willard and others.
Among those who will sail to-day FOR Eur,-,
will be William Butler Duncan. J. Hampd.n Raj.
and the Misses Robb. Mrs. Cary T. Hutchinso,.
booked to sail Tomorrow
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
TRIP OF MR.. AND MRS. LoNGWoRTH
Many Invitations Already Reaching the
American Embassy in London.

London. April 10.-A flood of invitations is reach
ing the American Embassy for Congressman and
Mrs, Nicholas Longworth. who are expected to
Reid and Mrs. Reid. No definite arraneemenIs -
being made owing to uncertainty regar,iinT the 70
else time MI and Mrs. Longworth win arriva
There VIII be no official receptions. but il is probS
BILE that the visitors will be entertained ~ ISt,,
Edward. Queen Alexandra and other rnsroSr tN''Is
the royal family while their stay in London will he
marked ny an almost continuous round az nri,,ats
entertainments The American societies ars eIse
dssirous of entertaining the Presidents dauybtI~ 49,
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

dragged down By it. The schools for the ne
groes should be adapted to their capacities and
irrespective needs and chief emphasis should
doubtless be placed on fitting them for that
rural life in which they can at present best serve
themselves and the country, but any legislation
which diminished their educational funds ana
shut up their schools would be as bad for the
whites as for the negroes. As we'll might we
here close our schools to the Italians and Slavs
and expect not to suffer from the injection OF
their ignorant children into the stream of our
national life.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
ARTISTS FAREWELL DINNER.
Union with National Academy To Be Cels
brated.

The Society Of American Artists. at a fareVsl
dinner tomorrow evening. in the Vanderbilt Gaf
Iery of the Fine Arts Building. in West 5lh stresl
will celebrate its union with the National Acadens
OF Design Among the invited guests are tns
Mayor. officers of the National Academy an
presidents of numerous art bodies.
Informal addresses Will be made by John =
Fargo president: Kenyon Cox, vice-president an an
Samuel Isham. treasurer. OF the Society or A. Ans.
lean Artists; Frederick Dielman. president OF -'
National Academy of Design, and others
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
AN INVASION OF ENGLAND MEDIA,
From The Pail Mall Gazette.

From The Pail Mall Gazette.
There is to be sold Sotheby's on the 5th ~ ,a,
month the trial piece" in lead from the die or the
original and very rare Napoleon medal relating 10
the intended invasion of England. The dies OF thts
medal were engraved in Paris the time when
Napoleon was preparing his expedition aeainst
England, and were Intended to he used after tbe
capture OF London. As the invasion did not tnka
place, the medal never struck There is said
to be only one impression in lead known This
in the cabinet of DIR. Burney. who sold AZ sixty
years ago TO Charles Stokes from whom the pres
ent owner obtained II. The medal shows on the
diverse the laureated and nude bust OF Napoleon
and on the reverse Hercules standing. Squeezing to
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS.

Among the passengers who VIII sail TODAY for
Liverpool on the Baltic are:
Mr.. George West William l. Buchanan
inghouse Miss NJ. II. Dodge
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Serb W, Butler
A. l.. Jacobs ''V"
Mrs. J. g: Phelps. Mrs Richard Irving
MI and Mrs James G. Mar General and Mrs Eugene
shall Grifn.
The cabin list OF the Potsdam, which sails to-day
for Rotterdam includes:
DIT ana Mrs Robert A Mrs. Botsford
Noble Mrs. II. Ryrie
Travellers who arrived last nieh, s-o,, r,-ov,e
the Kaiser Wilhelm der C,rossa v,s-a.
Dr. Charles Nc Elisha r,v.- t4,hs.,
N. Miss Lucy Smith
N%I'aih I"sepu w OfHuden Jefferson Levy
a. a.. Mr. and Mrs. Csorkv.
- 81 rome MI and Mrs. Dixon
rom "i's' AI4iip s'OeA Nr and Mrs. Charles S.
M 4 4ertAx.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
YALE SOCIAL AFFAIR BRINGS $4,000

New Haven. April 10 (SpeciaD.-The report or "
1871 Yale junior promenade committee shows "
plus hand of 5000. the largest surplus ever =
corded. and due largely because the expenses Ns''
cut about N.1O0 from last year and at the last nv
ment about 81 200 in general admission tickets w.
sold II is urged that the money be turned m
the class fund.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
WILL OF Ex-MAYOR AsHBRIDGE.
Philadelphia Mans Estate to Found HON:
for INDECENT Women.

Philadelphia. April 1O.-After providing IibsrlA
for his relatives during their lives. the will OF sk
Mayor Samuel n. Ashbridge. which vas adraitts
TO probate to-day, directs that his estate. at IN
expiration of the various trusts established. shsl
be devoted 10 the founding Of the Samuel H. Ash
bridge Home for INDECENT Widows and Singh
Women. The former Mayor explains that he take
such action because OF the many sad cases OF de$
titution coming before him while in Office Tat
estate is valued at sS4. 900
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
MISS EVA BOOTH MUCH BETTER

Miss Eva Booth. commander Of the Saivaton
Army in the United States. who is i'll with tons'
Htis at the home of G.. Beinhardson. in North Ie..
race avenue. YOnkers, was said yesterday 10 "
very much better"
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
PALACE FOR JOHN ID. UJ
Grandfather's Trip to Tarrytoru on
Monday to attend to Plans

1t became known yesterday al Pocantico I'M,
where John D. Rockefeller has an estate M,
the real object of Mr.. ROckefeIler's flying Wi,
TO that place in the pouring rain on Monts,
was to give some instructions regarding tss
work now under way for a $1OOOO0O horn.
which it is said he will erect on the hfzhps
point on his estate.
Surveyors have been busy there the last r.,
days. and IL is reported that the work OF exp1
waiting for the foundation viii be begun nsY
week. The house viii be built Of granite an
will he occupied by Mr.. and Mrs, John d. Rock.
feller and Mr.. and Mrs. John D. Rockefeller. r.
and John D.. the third. According 10 the 'rsuor
Mr.. Rockefeller will erect the new house sss
present for his grandson when he becomes q
age.
Lakewood. n. J.. April 10 (SpeciaD D
Rockefeller arrived here from New York thi
morning. He drove TO his home where he r.
manned an hour. and then returned to the VII
lage TO make a call upon his friends. Mr. aai
Mrs. Mapes, and his daughter. Mrs Harold Nc
Cormick, at the Strong cottage. This afternoo
he was out on his private golf links and prac
tised driving the ball until he driven IN.
doors by a shower.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

Thanks TO q second emergency message from
Governor Higgins. the Prentice bill, to rorce
premises for which hotel licenses are to be issued
next month to conform beforehand to the
building requirements OF the Raines law. mas
passed the Senate and is in the hands or the
Governor who will doubtless sign 1t immedi-
ately. The Governor last year gave his aid by
emergency message to a measure for the
same purpose which unfortunately went too
far in the Judgment Of the courts. 1t is clear
that he and the Republican majority in the
Legislature are earnest in their efforts to give
the good people of this city the relief which they
seek from the Raines law dives.
The lid" is not only off Vesuvius, but mas
teen blown away. and in consequence the IA
nous fire mountain is now nearly six hundred
feet lower than it 1t is not surprising
that the country of which from time immemorial
Vesuvius has been the terror produced the poet
who has given the most realistic description OF
the Inferno.
grain and cattle merchant Of Chicago pre-
diets that nearly half million settlers from the
United States will enter Canada this year The
influence of American settlers in Canadas great
Northwest is almost certain to react In favor or
closer trade relations between the two countries
whatever political effects it may have
Manila's new water supply is said TO be far
in excess of present needs and of purity un-
surpassed among Oriental cities. Americas
presence is being felt in the Philippines In ef-
fectve ways
Secretary Wilson's announcement that there
are to be no more crop failures in the United
States will look to the Democrats much like
conspiracy with Providence to keep the Repub-
lcans in power
It is natural that Chicago should "bristle" at
the prospect OF paying a penalty OF $4,000 a
month If the tunnels under the Chicago River
not removed by next Sunday.
zion is fearful that Dowie may have some
thing than electric battery up his
sleeve.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
A LOANSOME PLANT.

I've lent my dinner coat to Jack,
Phil has my best black shoes
My dress suit just fits Ray-worse luckI
My sweaters down to Hugh's;
The man that sits next me In Ec
Borrowed my notes till ten
The fellow two doors down the hall
Has got my fountain pen.
What is there left for me to do?
| can't go to that dance;
] cannot study, somebody
Has borrowed my advance
French reading. might just as well
Quit work and shut up shop
And go in town. can't shave. though;
Tom has my razor strop.
Can't find another. What earth!
Great Scott Well. | live!
NV roommate's used my new toothbrush
To clean his inkwell with.
Well. never mind: I'll have some fun;
| might we'll get drunk.
Forget II ALL can't do that
They've borrowed my last plunk,
Harvard Lampoon.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
NEW YORK SOCIETY.

Mr.. and Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt will return to
town to-day from their cruise in West Indian
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

could we go over to Africa to set the affairs OF
the Congo right and at the same time leave
Santo Domingo TO its fate?
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

novel excuse for stealing given in Bucha-
rest the other day. woman charged with
the larceny of twelve of silver. Said the
judge: Come. tell us the truth" Said the woman:
The truth. my good judge, is that have not been
able to resist the temptation Consider, your honor
they all bore my initials!'
She Didn't Sleep Wel.-A woman who lives in
an inland town, while going TO a convention in a
boaT Gfe nshf the Of rs he e gs
ever travelled by water. She reached her journey
end extremely fatigued. To friend who remarked
Yes. I'm tired to death. don't know that care
stateroom about how to put the life preserver on.
and thought understood it. but guess didn't
somehow, couldn't go to sleep with the thing on"
ladies Home Journal
Strange things happen IN Evanston, Ill. and
everybody will be interested know that in a re-
cent municipal election only two regular tickets
were in the eldthe Socialist and the Prohibition
ist. There were other candidates. but they ran
independently. The Prohibtionist wen. Evanston
had always opposed the licensed liquor trade. but
before had it elected Prohibtionist to office.
Vain Wishes.-Shakespeare was putting the fin
ishing touches to "A Midsummer Nights Dream
bs r s pen on ne o 6r three centuries ater
And why. William?'' asked Francis Bacon
and bale of hay "a and put put this this on as musical
extravaganza. and retire on our fortunes within
This little sidelight on life in a Chinese city is
men who have been killing dogs and cats and sell
ing them to the people meat in the western part
Of the city caught few days ago. and in
vestgations by the police revealed tale of shock
ing cruelty. One has been sentenced to two weeks
and the other to ten days hard labor. and a very
light sentence, too"
ODE TO AN EGG.
Frail thing no doubt you thought that when
Electiontde at last ended
You would be left at peace by men.
And that. you told yourself. splendid.
Alasi you discover no trace
OF that devOutly longed for rest!
The advent OF this awful boat
Finds you again in great request.
The world is Cudgelling its brains
To furbish up some fearsOme joke,
And takes unnecessary pains
To poke fun at your white and yolK;
But be not in composure lacking;
Still let your courage keep intact,
For, though these wheezes cracking,
We trust that you'll remain uncracked.
London Tribune
A Connecticut lawyer is especially insistent that
a jury shall consist of peers of his client. The
latter. charged with murder, swart Italian.
Six red headed talesmen accepted by the state were
excused by the defence. The lawyer thought men
of darker complexion would give his dark client a
fairer trial That drawing the color line a
bit fine.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

Secretary Wilson'S announcement that there
are to be more crop failures in the United
States will look to the Democrats much like
conspiracy with Providence to keep the Repub-
liCanS in power.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

Manila's new water supply is said to be far
in excess of present needs and of purity un-
surpassed among Oriental cities. America
presence is being felt in the Philippines In ef-
fec
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

1t is natural that Chicago should "bristle" at
the prospect OF paying penalty of $4,000 a
month If the tunnels under the Chicago River
not removed by next Sunday
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

At the WaIdorf-Astoria a concert will be a..
this evening for the benefit of the New York H.
Kitchen Association. under the patronage Of NJ
William h Vanderbilt Mrs. George E aas.
Mrs. Henry Willard and others.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

Among those who will sail to-day FOR Eur,
will be William Butler Duncan. J. Hampd.n Raj
and the Misses Robb. Mrs Cary T. Hutchinso5,
booked to sail tomorrow.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

waters. and will make their headquarters, :.
st. Regis until they go TO Newport for the - y
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

ne capln list OF the p
for Rotterdam. includes
Or. and Mrs. Robert A.
Noble.
MIR. and Mrs. Louis Stern.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-11

Zion is fearful that Dowie may have some
thing more than electric battery up his
Arizona republican., 1906-10-23
WILD WITH
 ITCHING HUMOR
Eruption Broke Out in Spots All Over BOdy-Caused a Continual itching for Two Years Doctors Medicine Did no GOod-Cured at Expense of only SIPS and Now
THANKS CUTICURA
 FOR COMPLETE CURE

"Some time ago I wrote you for a book on the Cuticura Remedies and received 1t o. K. and went and bought the Soap, Ointment, and Pills. They did me more good than any medicine ever used. They cured me of my akin disease, and I am very thankful to you. My trouble was eruption of the skin, which broke out in spots all over my body, and caused a continual itching which nearly drove me wild at times. 1 got medicine of doctor, but 1t did not cure Inc, and when saw in 8 paper your ad., sent to you for the CuticUra book and 1 studied m,- case in 1t. l then went to the drug store and bought one cake of Cuticura Soap, one box of Cu- ticura Ointment, and one vial of Cuti- cura Pills. From the first application I received relief. used the first set and two extra cakes of Cuticura Soap, and was completely cured. l had suffered for two years, and again thank Cuticura for my cure. If you wish, you may publish this. YouI friend forever, Claude N. Johnson, Maple Grove Farm, R. F. D. 2, Walnut, Kan, June Is, 1905"
Arizona republican., 1906-10-23
TEMPE
THE CASE CONTINUED.
The A4esrins of Jose Amparano Comes
 Up Again Today.

The case of Jose Amparano, charged with forging the name of Chas. HoIts to a S25 check. came up in Justice NieI- sens court yesterday afternoon. Am parano has secured the services of Attorney Chas. Wolf to defend him and on account of the absence of several witnesses and the lack of time in which to look into the merits of the case. the attorney requested a continuance of it until ten o'clock this morning which was granted by the justice.
 If AmparanO is guilty as there is good reason to believe he is. he will at least have the satisfaction of Knowing that he did a good piece of work. SO far as penmanship is concerned. and the fact that the wOrthlessness of the check was detected. reflects no dis credit on him. The check as signed with Mr. Holts' name and his sigma ture were seen in court yesterday and there is a remarkable similarity be- tween the two.
 It was the experience Of F. Ford, otherwise known as Karl Anderson. that justice acts swiftly in forgery cases. He was apprehended in passing a forged check in Mesa last Saturday forenoon; was brought to Tempe in the afternoon where he pleaded guilty to 3
Arizona republican., 1906-10-23
ITCH! ITCH! ITCHl

SCRATCHl SCRATCHI SCRATCHI This Is the condition of thousands of slIin-tor- tured men, women, and children, who may be instantly relieved and speedily cured by warm baths with Cuticura Soap and gentle applications of Cuticura Oint- ment, the great Skin Cure, and mild doses of Cuticura Resolvent Pills, when physicians and all else fail.
 Sod throuKhout the world. Cucura Soap, z5e., Oiut- uent 5oc Resolvept soc. n of Chocolate Coated Ps 25c per vial of CO., may be had Of ell druggistI. single Sst ofsn cures Potter Drug Chem Corp, Sole
 ss GsTsd Free -AH About EAs skn, Scalp, and HAir.'
Arizona republican., 1906-10-23
PREPARING FOR THE FAIR.
South Side Stock Growers Will Have
 Good Exhibit.

w. T. Cummings yesterday brought Crosieur. the French Coach stallion, belonging to the Tempe French Coach HOrsebreeders' association to town and had him shod in preparation for his appearance at the second territorial fair. The horse is in splendid shape and if any thing appears to a better advantage now than when he arrived here during the spring. a fact that reflects credit upon MT. Cummings who has had charge Of him since that time. MT. Cummings also has charge of Plano Boy. the S3,6O0 jack. owned by the Tempe Mule Breeders associa- tiOn. and it is planned to exhibit him at the fair also. B. A. Packard vii! have a good sized exhibit consisting of seven mares, a stallion and several jacks. Altogether. Tempe will be very well represented at the fair by south side stock growers and there will have to be some mighty fine stock from else
Arizona republican., 1906-10-23
PERSONAL MENTION.

Business has increased to such an extent that a lady clerk has been found to be an absolute necessity in Lukiu's cash store and the place is being very ably filled by Miss Myrtle Wallace of Mesa.
 J. c. Harden, republican nominee for sheriff, spent yesterday in Tempe shaking hands with friends and mak- ing new ones.
 Guests at the Casa Loma yesterday were the following: Mrs. Anna Daley, Phoenix: Mrs. H. H. Mcintyre. Tempe and T. H. Sutton, Los Angeles.
 The EpwOrth League of the NJ. F.. Church South will hold it's regular bus mess meeting and social at the par sonage. Friday evening. October 26th, at 7.3O. A cordial welcome to all.
Arizona republican., 1906-10-23
HOTEL ARRIVALS

Alhambra-Eugene Brady O'Neill. J. W. Crenshaw. C. r. Leonard, John P. Orme W. D. Bell, Wm. Wallace, PhOs- nix; O. Swooger. H. l.. Wright, Col ton, Cal; Chas. H. Hilton. $. Lancas- ter, c. W. Goodwin. Chicago; A. H Crowell, St. Louis; J. H. Russell, Carl Hayden. Tempe; Andy Synnot, Roose- welt; J. J. Burke, Colorado; F. A. H Tays, Mexico; $. B. Taggart. J. F. Sprague. J. c. Jenkins, Wm. K. Scho- field. Phoenix; C. E. Shattuck and wife. Los Angeles; Henry A. Adams Houston. Texas.