The Washington herald., 1906-10-20

only an afternoon ''wuXtry
one of the Cincinnati papers is mad
because "the mayor has put only some
dozen or so relatives" in office. Why DC
so hard on the mayor? Possibly he has
no more.
President Roosevelt may have broken
the law when he contributed that dollar
TO the Republican campaign fund, but
such little break as that ought to &c
easily repaired.
Mr.. Hearst is now experiencing the de-
lights of attending political meeting.
delivering a carefully prepared speech.
and then picking up a paper the next
morning 10 read lot of things he didn t
say.
The per capita circulation of the United
states ut this time is $53.0s. The .0S seems
all right
As soon as those Cuban insurgents
found out that the money was stu in
the treasury. they began TO look foolish.
The New York Tribune refers to Mr.
I Hearst as the Aaron Burr of 1866 a
chestnut bur, as It were.
/ a Wyoming man has declined a nomfna-
tion for coroner, declaring that he
couldn't ''be a politician and a Christian
! at the same time" Especially for a little
I Office like coroner.
A court has decided that a man who re-
/ fuses TO cut kinding and build fires is
guilty of cruel treatment and his wife
may have a divorce. Thus is another
/ burning issue settled in The new woman's
/ favor
/ Gov Guild is said to have mailed nine
! lies I'm a speech at Boston the other
/ night Pretty good hammcring. that.
/
William Bushnell. who recently fell out
/ Of a seven-story window 90 the sidewalk
/ below without hurting himself. declares
| that he never enjoyed anything so much
/ IN his life. The pleasure is all his.
!
! The New York American is Offering the
( Anani3s cup as a prize to be contested for
I by the other Gotham papers. How did the
American come 20 be the holder OF g.?
At least Count Boni de Casteuaue nts
pretty well into the Withdrawn end
+ Of the international marriage controversy
/ It is announced that the marty accom-
panying the President to Panama viii be
very small" Evidently Mr. Taft is not
COINS
Messenger boy No. % skipped out with
500 in New York the other day 1t IS now
up 10 messenger boy No. q TO get busy.
/ A New Jersey man. about to get mar
ried. notified the police that they would
not be needed at the wedding New Jer-
sey IS improving right along.
MIR. Bryan and Senator Ia Toilette are
/ The two greatest knockers IN che country 20
notes a contemporary. Probably that new
party they are reported O. be forming
is going 20 be a pound party
\ man with fierce looking mustacho
like Gov. MagO0n is the boy TO keep the
peace in Cuba all right
That New York scenic artist who re-
Gently fen heir 60 a million viii probably
lead q canv2sback existence for the bal
ance Of his days.
Mr. Watson declares that his name shall
30 longer De associated with that maya
known as Toms Magazine
SO far as getting out Of Manchuria is
concerned, Russia seems to be I'm no great
danger Of arrest for exceeding the speed
limit
sin. if Mr. Croker ever expects to Gene
out as reformer. this would seem 90 DE
the accepted time.
President Castro seems to be several
death rumors ahead OF the Sultan Of
Turkey
Mr. William Dean HoweHs says. Ger
tain Of our women twang and whine and
white and Whinuy We are not sure.
but we rather think Miss Laura Jean
Llbbey advanced that idea first
Chinese currency. known as flying
money Is believed to be the first money
of the worlds history It seems never
TO have recovered from the habit
An Iowa man has just received his
captains commission issued forty wears
ago but why this extraordinary activity
on the part OF the government we do moi
know.
Breathitt County. Ky. boasts a railroad
that charges no fare. Collecting railroad
fares probably is not "a very healthy occu-
patton in Breathitt County anyhow.
Senator Foraker saws that the PROPOSE
ton to send the blacks ali back To
Africa is THE veTiest nonsense" To be
sure: especially while . few Uutagged
Southern delegates are still At large.