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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15
State Gamer Under New System.
Would lndict Student Rioters.

Columbla-Judge Alexander Waller
charged the grand jury to investigate
rigldly the recent riot between the
students and the employees OF Cole
Bros. circus. lie instructed the jury
to probe the matter as deeply rs pos.
5ible and to bring to justice the guilty.
no matter who the parties were or
whatever their standing. The law had
been violated shamefully in several
ways, he said, and the incident was
not one chat could be overlooked.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15

No man ever mounted the ladder Of
success on rounds OF driIk.-The
Reader.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15

Smokers have to call for Lewis Single
Binder cigar to get 1t. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has rich
taste Your dealer OF Lewis Factory,
Peoria, H.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15
With Some People.

A Joke is not u joke when you have
10 listen to 1t instead OF telling It,
N. Y. Press.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15

The way to make tomorrow better
.han yesterday Is to work to-day.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15

Opportunity has an agGravatinG
manner OF calling ON man when he
is not In.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15

Mrs. wlnsiow'e Soothing Syrup.
For children tecthing, softens tho Rus reduces IN.
nammFuop allays pain cufon wad collie. &c bottle
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15
SEVEN YEARS AGO
A Rochester Chemist Found a Singu.
larly Effective Medicine.

William A. Franklin, OF the Frank-
lin 6 Palmer Chemical Co., Rochester,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15
ALL OVER THE STATE.
Arrests a SprInnfleId.


Springfield-DC Galbraith and i'm
Gooch, blacksmi,hs, We're arrested.
charged with murder In the first do
gree for their alleged participation in
the lynching Of three negroes in this
city on the night Of April H. II Is be.
liCycd that the arrests were made up
on the advice of Acknowledgement Had
ley. Harry Hooker, young man. has
been placed IN the county jail on q
perjury charge. being accused OF Civ.
ing false testimony before the special
grand jury. Nineteen more arrests arc
yet TO be made. but 1t Is not generally
believed that warrants fer hcralleged
mob leaders, who, II is known, have
been indicted, will he issued for some
time yet. Judge Lincoln OF tho Grim.
inal court decided that GoDch and Cal
braith could be admitted to bail Gooch
furnished bond In the sum of $1,000,
and was released from Jail Galbraith
has not yet been able to give bond.
Hooker probably will be arraigned in
q day or two and released on bond.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15
Winter Receiver Of Joplin Bank.

Joplin. ". Winter. of this city.
has been appointed receiver Of the do
funct Joplin savings bank by Circuit
Judge Gray The statement of tho
banks condition, which was flied with
the application for receiver, set forth
that the bank had Isle depusitors.
Liabilities OF the bank include &C.
counts Of dcrositors and bills payable
amounting to s9O7l0.4S. Among the
marked assets Of the company are tho
notes and oycrdralta of the OZARK Coal
& Railway Co. amounting to $50.
llE2r.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15
infant 70 n In Jail.


Fulton--In the Galloway county jail
here. Mrs Alya bailey. CHARGED with
being an accOmplicc OF her husband,
Ted Bailey, Of Farbcr. WHO shot and
killed Jay Lawdcr, wealthy mine
owner Of Mexico, last fail gave birth
to n daughter. The trial OF man a5l
wife was to have been called at the
May term of court, but hcc1uso Of tho
approaching ACCOMPLISHMENT 10 was post.
poncd until July 10. when a special
term Of court will be held. The mother
and child have been removed from the
jail, and viii remain at a private house
until then.
State Gamer Under New System.
jefferson Cily-ljigures in the office
Of the state treasurer show that the
last Legislature. In changing the fee"
system in the office of excise commits.
sioncr Of St Louis to salary system,
has In less than a year brought about
$4,000 into the state treasury The
law making the change went into Of.
feet June "a. 1905. Up to that time the
commissioner retained 40 per cent. of
the gross receipts OF the office and
turned the rest over TO the state. Now
he receives salary OF $1,000 a year,
and Is allowed $4,000 for office ex-
penses and clerk hire.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-06-15

The full name of tire company, California Fig
In printed or the front of every package OF Il
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19

Judge and Solicitor of the Twelfth
Nominated hN Reclamation.

Charlotte, n. g.. jun 1.-THE Ju-
dicial convention Of the tWcIfth dfs-
trict was held here todav at moor.
with the five counties. Cleveland Ca
barrue. Castor, Lincoln ana Mecklea
burg all represented
Judge James l.. webb and Solicitor
Heriot ClarkSou Wer- nominated /,
succeed themselves by a~cclamation.
and the great st enthusiasm was
shown in the proceedings. Judgo
Webb was placed i'm nomination -
Hon. clyde r. Hoey. Of shelby. and
Solicitor Garrison by MI. Luther 7.
Hartsell. Of Cabarrus. Each cauGI-
date was the subject Df hcarti-st com
mendation and praise on tine part 81
those who placed him i'm nomination.
Committee We're appointed b. IL
chairman. Mr.. l.. 7. HartacII to notify
the candidates Of their nomination
and Mr. CLARK som being iu tho Citv.
was brought into the hall ANA made 4
brief but strong and able talk. th4Gs-
ing the convention all renewing tne
promise Of his purpose TO carry otrf
the law without fear or favor. and
10 administer justic- tempered With
mercy. Each county selected rep
reseatativrs to the judicial commit
lee before adjournment was taken.
The speech Of Mr.. Hoey ia usmi-
mating judge Webb was one Of tn
best Of the occasion Ar. Harteeu
also made q fine ak iu nominating
Solicitor CIarkSou.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19
PRESIDENTS UNCLE DEAD.
He Was a Lawyer. Il IiterateIarN NiaI
and Il Lifelong
CBy the Associated Press.D

Sayville. L. l.. June 14.-R"bert
Roosevelt. uncle Of the President, di"d
here early today. He had been III LOT
several months.
Mr.. Roosevelt was IS years Old. He
was a lifelong Democrat.
Educated for the law. he practiced
his profession in New York city Tor
more than twenty years. retiring IN
1871 to devote himself 10 literature
stutecr4ft. He was editor of the
New York Citizen for several years.
an alderman Of the city Of New YORK.
member Of Congress. 1S13-t5; chair
man of the executive committee OF the
committee Of seventy in the night
against the Tweed ring. United states
minister to the Netherlands lbSH-3V
was treasurer Of the Democratic
National committee at The time o:
C~lrycleal's second electi~-.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19
ILLNESS Oh POPULAR MIN.


oxford \. C.. Jaue lG.-AIr. j. sid
heN Hunt, the popular raIeSman 81
the iaEIor- C~anuadE Buggy 80. ah.
has been critically i'll FOR a week ~
ms home in oxford suffering With
hraft trouble. has improved Sufficient
y - 20 ~ Bufflo Iithia Springs to
MHlch resort Ne was accompanied 81.
Dr. +. X. HAYS.
Nj Thomas C~heatham. one II tn.
7a1eessfd' farmers Of Granville. and
- remarkably popular man anl lead
3hs member u the Methodist church
vas stricken with paralysis at hj4
'iohit nf1r oxford and is very gi.k
ll'dsh temporarily better. AZ
-ieaiA@m had Il dangerous fall from
4 l'Idcep barn several years AGO and
Has not entirely recovered from thar
.ld'lhS required the ne Of a er4tGb
me the accident. The ympatnv Of
n community goes out 10 the f9.ai-
III their anxiety at the bedside. 80
IL diiectloIaie father ana husLand
~. g ~rhfatlon It thu orphar
asylum on the 22rd 81 June Ill -,
-d Z" b. an attractive occasion
Iaree attendance g. .ooErI.
General T.. : Rot-t.r 1in -
the address Of welcome.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19
IIXZIE COTTON MILL.
Capital OF SEQ. 0O0.-\anlpd in Honor
Of the u"h OF
Mr.. Moses &. Winston.

l.. II, Alfred, Esq., Of Selma, was
here Yesterday and secured q charter
from the Secretary Of State for
Selm&'s new cotton mill to be known
as the Lizzie Cotton Mills.
1t is named in honor OF Lizzie Win
ston, the youngest dauGhter OF Nj.
Moses {. Winston, the chief promoter.
The capital stock IS 100000 three
fonrths OF which has been subscribed.
This makes the second cotton mill FOR
Selma and VIII be the largest in
Johnston county.
Mr.. Alfred is enthusiastic over the
rapid strides Selma is now making
along all lines
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19
TIii NASH PI.ih AisIIS
Ninstead Leading Arlington III Race
foH County Treasurer.

Rocky Mount. y. e. June 1G.-The
Nash county primary was held today.
At 1920 tonight the returns are not in.
far j. l.. WinEtead is
ahead for treasurer. his OPP
ponent being Thoma VI. Ar
1ington. The contest for sheriff j.
hot between {. l. Johnson and Nm.
". Warren. though Johnson Is in the
lead. T. r. Thorne tor the Senate
has no opposition. For the House Of
CONSERVATIVES the race Is between
: Fe!len and Nj. :. Griffin.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19

Rocky Mount, \. G., June 1G-
In the primary Of Rocky Mount pre-
clnct. k.dgecombe county, held her
today, c. c Daniels for solicitor. re
CeIVed 66 votes. Paul Jones 81, r. \
T.. Coley /. p. <. Vestal was ell
dorsed for the House of Representa-
lives and a NestaI delegation named
to the county convention. The con
test was one Of the most heated ever
held here. There is a rumOr thai
anti-NeStal men will contest.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19
Three Men Dead and
Others Missing.
LOSS PUT AT MILLION
Burned.
OBJ the Associat,a prees.)


'bN the Ass"ei''ed ff-s'
Baltimore Md. jun l&-Ihe great
est fire since the confederation 0i
.r4a4 irn..ying ,r.r-rry l,.s or aBgut
J., ..a ... -
80
ives occurred al an eaFIN AouI -Ats
VIC '"t't'" WIN "'St."'t'" '"
tile north side. tile flames being with
|]4iHiculty kept within I'm. confines of
wharf II the Merchant. i Miner
. Transportation COMPANY. aud pu me
south side a. stubborn battle being
Fought to prevent = wholesale d.etru..-
zion OF proprrfy by mr.. which eur,,1
from TIA. teamsnin Ess,N ami six
bargts which were nlrue1
The fire started ~ 40 o.rln.k lnf
Lar o'clock was ont Al thai hnur
flames ~. ina -..ax b.a l..a,, .
ungufshed and rn4 sh.u ~ ~. x.--
lseI was balgy listed from tn- water in
her hoId.
Several roe,abere Of th. crew of tho
Ess4v are ,,ieSino ana Il i b.fi.,-d
that they we're burnra - d,atn an.
nmped lie ana ,,,,. drowned
me kooyn d-ad 1r,.
EI,,,rd nLin~ou cabin resistant
John Co.t,lin s4ennl Steward
Manuel oueIlo nreman
Finy othsr men yrrr rescued with
! difdculty T., he mo Mary two of Them
InarroNk e@scanino DEAN IN m flagu-.
or droWnino ae they ,yer, forced 10
nlane fIyina leans 10 the rrscnina yes-
sci from tha 5er, or tha E,ee.v ~ th-
former boat nule,j away from he
brrninp etea nler
oih'f losses.
~" Il so"'h @I"e OF th' ilaIpoi iIi1
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19

~ Is necessary to put a lot Of monef
s3ine friendships in order 10 maxi
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19

\ girl would have 600 .
not 10 mind lOokiuH
SHE is.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19

\ mans shady past viii not benefit
him much in the good old summer
time.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19

FlIlN other men We're rescued WITH
difficulty by the tug Mary. two OF them
narrowly escaping death III TIL flame
or drowning as they were forced 10
maize FLYING leaps To the r~escuing yes
sci from the deck of the Essen as the
former boat pulled away from the
burning came
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-06-19

Berlin. June l6.-5:l0 p. ma dis
I.4toh 10 the TaGeblatt from Bialystok
dated Saturday $40 p. m, says:
"PIundering and numbering CON
tiuue. Tie garrison here and from
:rytt1I ~ueighboring places is in pos
session Of the city, which is on fire.
Further. fires are continually breaking
out. The situation is frightful. A
few Jews. through high payments,
L--a M.an ALInMnl 70 Eacape.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

Before I wrote to you, telling you how I felt had doctored for over two years steady and spent lots of money on medicines besides, but it all failed to help me My monthly pc riods had ceased and suffered much pain, with fainting spells, headache, baclache and bearing down pains, and 1 was so weak could hardly keep around As last resort decided to write you and try Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, and I am so thankful that did, for after following your instructions, which you sent me free of all charge, I became regular and in perfect health Had it not been for you I would be in my grave to-day.
 "I sincerely trust that this letter may lead every suffering woman in the country to write you for help as l did"
 When women are troubled with ir- regular or painful periods, weakness, displacemento or alteration of an organ, that bearing-down feeling, infamma- ton, backache, fatulence, general de- bility, indigestion or nervous prostra- tion, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles.
 No other female medicine in the world has received such widespread and un- qualified endorsement. Refuse all sub stitutes.
 For 25 years Mrs Pinkham, daughter in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham, has under her direction, and since her decease, been advising sick women free of charge. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
TWICE TOLD TALES.

In an English court. recently, g man was fined @ for contempt of court. He offered z note in pay ment, but was told by the clerk that he had no change. "Oh. keep the change" was the reply; "Fll take il out in contempt
 A Frenchwoman was complaining to her husband that he was too much of bookworm, that he retired too often to his study, leaving her to spend many evenings alone. q wish she ended. plaintively. "that l were a book Then I might always have your company" Tn that case my dear" the Frenchman answered I'd wish you were an almanac Then I could change you once . year"
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
TRADE AND TRAFFIC.

The trade of Chili is almost entire ly in the hands of Europeans.
 France imported s3OO.O0O worth of apples from Canada last summer and fall.
 In 1904 Denmark sent to England over 5000 tons of butter, valued 1t S45, 900 .O00.
 It is thtimated that 100000 tons of steel rails for 1907 delivery are under negotiation, and that fully half that tonnage has already been placed.
 It is said that the hides of American live cattle sent to England to be killed and eaten are by prearrangement all sent back across the Atlantic, there to be tanned, and. mayhap, reshipped to England as leather or in boots and shoes.
 Shipments of anthracite coal during May amounted to 3,254,320 tons, against 6,005, 15S tons in May last year For the year, to date, the shipments aggre- gate 1a,709,7S3 tons, contrasted with 24,S72 .954 tons in the corresponding period last year.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
IN THE PUBLIC EYE.

George Westinghouse, the inventor of the air brake, has been described as "a hundred horsepower man.
 Mayor Schmitz, of San Francisco. when first elected three years ago was leader of an orchestra in theater.
 Mayor Ekers, of Montreal, is ad- dressed personally as your worship, and in the third person as "his wor- ship"
 Twenty-Five years ago Secretary Taft was law reporter for the Cincinnati Times and later for the Cincinnati Commercial.
 President Diaz returned from hunt ing trip the other day with three mountain cats and r deer. Mexico's president is only 76.
 Ambassador Whitelaw Reid sent check from London recently for the Miami university library fund, in honor of the fftieth anniversary of his graduation in June. Former United States Senator Pei fer, of Kansas. has not disappeared. He is only in retirement compiling l summary of the Congressional Rec ord from its beginning, classified W l topics.
 Bob Taxlor, the ex-governor of Ten. nessee, who has just won a United States senatorship at his party's pri- maries. was the author of the remark about Mason and Dixon's line that 1t vas "the line of demarcation between hot biscuit and cold bread"
 Former Congressman Jefferson M. Levy, of New York, has received a re- production of Paul du Bois' statue. Military Fortitude." presented by France last September. It is in returl for the statue of Thomas Jefferson, presented by him to the French nation al museum at Algiers.
 Judge J. T. Fleming. of Oklahoma, Is unique He served in the confeder- ate army, voted the first time In his life for Grant. and the last time for Harrison A believes that every union soldier should be paid pension Of $50 a month, inasmuch as they saved the ! greatest union of states on earth.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
MORE SNAKES.
s of Bringing Sinners to Re Is sance, Minister Saw They Were What He Needed.

..;s} }rural town in Michigan lived a sa-a,J named Beaver, noted for their na.s pod in all manner of naughti- of @ the; They were the great torment = ,h hA minister's life. Finally, one
 @ys was bit by a rattlesnake ano. - Eentsor him. He found the lad
 iy sc~ed and very penitent. Alter some Conversation, the reverend gentleman closed the interview by prayer.
 Q, Lord he began, I've thank thee TOT rattlesnakes We thank thee that q rattlesnake h-.s bit Jim. Send an ~tsssslss, VI pray thee, to bite Tom, and one to bite Joe And, 0 Lord, send the biggest kind of a rattlesnake to bite the old man; for nothing less than rattlesnakes will bring this Beaver family to repentance, Metaphysical Magazine.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Beyond Exnression.

c. ". FarIowe, East Florence, Ala. writes:
 "For nearly seven years I was af- fiicted with a form of skin disease which caused an almost unbearable itching. I could neither work, rest or sleep in peace. Nothing gave me permanent relief until I tried Hunts S Cure. One application relieved me; one box cured me, and though year has passed, I have stayed cured. am grateful beyond expression
 Hunts Cure is a guaranteed rem edy for all itching disease of the skin Price soc.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

suffering was from renal collie. Alter I began using Doan's Kidney Pills I passed a gravel stone as big as bean. Since then have never had an attack of gravel, and have picked up to my former health and weight. I am we'll man, and give Doan's Kidney Pills credit for it.
 Sold by all dealers. 90 cents box.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
u.r+. International Observatory.

Prof Edward c. Pickering, director of the Harvard college observatory, has attracted much attention to himself through his project for an information al observatory. He proposes to col lect a committee of the most eminent astronomers of the world, raise sum of money, build gigantic telescope and set all to work on the most suit able spot on earth.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
What It's For.

Hunts Cure is designed for one pur- pose and only one; that is to cure promptly and permanently any form of itching skin trouble known. and it does so. If it fails your money is cheerfully refunded, but it does not fail more than once in a thousand cases. It's the best there is.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Superstitious.

The Insurance Field hopes "the third" confagration may be escaped. It names Baltimore and San Francisco and asks where next? There is no accounting for. superstition, but let us hope there will be no Ill fated third" this time But in any insured, and The Mississippi Home Insur- ance Co. is ready to issue safe policies in this part of the south Ask for the agen. in your town.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Learning English.

There are thousands of pupils at tending free night schools maintained by the authorities in Antwerp for teaching the English language. So much shipping from English-speaking countries uses the great Belgian -ort that 1t is becoming almost an Er 1'sh- speaking city.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
No Friends Like Old Ones.

Say, don't you remember what your father and your mother took for Chills and Malaria twenty years ago? It cured them; it will cure you. No surer or quicker remedy for Chills was ever put up than Cheatham's s Chill Tonic Try it. If it fails, get your money back.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Modern I,oye.

Anxious Father-But do you feel sure that you can make my daughter happy?
 Calm Youth haven't thought about that But I have finally de- cided that she can make me happy. -Somerville Journal.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

Asher Hinds, parliamentary clerk in the house of representatives. who keeps the speaker straight and who is the greatest parliamentary sharp in the country, comes from Maine.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Women Want Much.

Skoller-Of course, the generic term man" includes the women
 Maryat-Not always.
 Skoller-O, yes. You sec
 Maryat-Nonsense! For instance, .he sentence, Man wants but little aere below" would be ridiculous in that case.-Washington Star.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

fered a long, long time with my back, a n d felt draggy and listless and
 all the time. I lost fro m my usual weight, 225, to ITO. Urinary passages were too frequent and I had to get up often at night. I had headaches and dizzy spells also, but my worst
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Caution,

Whats the matter with him, any way?"
 "'Sh! They're trying to keep 1t quiet It's gastritis."
 Why, that isn't contagious. Why should"
 "'Sh! They're afraid the gas com pany may send in bill against him" ]" Philadelphia Ledger.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

Something like a panic prevails in British court circles on an intimation from the shah of Persia that he hopes to be able to pay England another visit soon.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
You Don't Have to Wait.

Every dose makes you feel better. Lax Eos keeps your whole inside right. Not one gripe in a full bottle. Sold on the money back plan everywhere. Price 50 cents.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
An Unfinished Cours

month";"
 "Oh, no. He has another year on the track team. m."-Cleyeland Plain Dealer
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Head on a Pivot.

"The trouble is she's too fond of talking behind her back Behind whose back?"
 Her own. She's regular rubber neck. k.'-Philaedphia Press.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

A woman naturally thinks there must be something lacking n the mental capacity of a man who refuses to argue with her.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

Some men are considered smart be- cause they are able to talk well, but some others are smarter because they are able not to talk.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05

FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases permanently cured by pr. kine's Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free s2 % trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H. Kline, Id, 93l and 933 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Her Reason.

"All the while she's on the ocean Gladys doesn't eat any meat" Why"
 50 she won't lose flesh"
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
A Harmless Laxative.

| Ii you must take laxative, take harm. less one. Lax-Fos does not gripe, therefore | does not irritate. Irritation Is what does | the harm. Price 50 cents.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-07-05
Neutralized.

He-Gracious! Did you notice the Arrible smell that automobile made ,. 3hat went by little whole ago!
 She-No, dear; I was peeling onions for dinner then.-Yonkers Statesman.