Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-07-26
Cedar Springs.

I'D rain, 90 away.
Some tgain some other day,
Little Aohnnie wants 10 nlay. =
VOID tel yen that we'd had sum
<lnA but ] SPEC sum other phoole has
funn tol4ye Its got so that hit can
| rane when hit wants to. In fact hit
has been that wa ever sense can re-
pommember. Jentle men, the iurie. |
nav bin on quondarie about ritin
more, kase I'm so full NV foolishness
that can't keep hit frum crappin out
and sum sanktimonus Teller, what is
always wachin fur an opportunity
mont bring me TO task about hit, but |
dissided twas no one S biz but the edi
tors and concluded to drap a phew.
The editur can drap hit in the waist
basket if he chooses, ur he can drap
pst porshun NV hit. If he wus to
sAap Sut, bile down and curtale all but
20 good, mi articles wood be power
! ll short at one end. That wood be
GOOD on the reader
| Didn't that Teller, "E. L. give Do
fetchit Hale Columby sum time ago
about his foolishness. When saw
| that mi fnst thout wus to holler,
lgoody, buy ways.of taliashun, kase Do
| fetchit got riled at me kase said sun
| thin about him won time. He threat
ened to sue me fur slandder, but he
didn't do it, SO won't sa guddy. He
knowed tina wood be fout er foot
race won. Mostlee its foot race and
/ invariable cum out he'd Dofetch-
! it an is on good turmS4ow. When /
| git sanktiflde and gitNRtelin the sin
ners about the da when they will re-
| pent NV Their evil wa, | amt guine to
preach Dofetchit's funeral and he alive
an awake, kas he flies back. He starts
out in perlite wa like he was jist guine
to strike soft ticks, but guess 'E.
l. =, didn't take them he struck at
him fur luve ticks.
Rev. Horris Gholston preached last
| Sabbath morn at Cedar Springs and in
the evening at Liberty. He seems to
be doing all the good he can to all the
people he can, in all the ways he can.
Last Saturday eve wus at work in
the brilin sunshine, thinkin that the
murcury wood certainly bust threw the
roof of the thermometer, and to mi
surprise / beheld two young men cum
walkin down the cove, each wagin a
| lode of fruit Tha proved to be Mr..
Brents Layne and Mr.. LYDIA Hack
worth Sakes, alive, how tina painted
and pulled and how the sweat ran
down their boards. | axed EN- wus tina
| guine to market. Tha sed, no, tina just
fetched us sum peaches and apples.
imagine those boys amt ouv the mar
row soled, cold heelIed stock. Much OBJ
LEGGED to you, boys. Not more than
two hours after all this happened, one
of those same clever boys came very
near getting killed Benst Lane, while
riding home from the postoffice, fell in
with S. G. Chaudoin & son who were
afoot. They came to creek The
! footmen were half way across the log
when they heard a noise and looked
back and saw Brents lying on a rock on
the far bank of the creek and the horse
ON him. They got the horse off and
took Brents up for dead Rev. Hor-
race Gholston and others came to their
relief and procured cot and carried
him two or three hundred yards to his
aunts, where restoratives were admin
istered until he got able to ask what
hurt him. The doctor came and found
4 his head nearly broken, two of his ribs
i broken, one shoulder hurt, one arm
hurt and the horse had tread on one
leg Brents concluded that if that was