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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04

Tommy Harduppe-Can you whistle,
Mr.. Wigwag? Wigwag-No, my boy.
My whistllng days are over. Tommy
Then you'd better learn again. Wig
wag -Why? Tommy heard
pop say he owed you some money and
you'd have TO whistle for 1t.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04
rrIn,,,le of IN. Hi..-

The principle Of the hinge Is seen In
almost every joint in the animal king
dom. Nc aalmal Is without a hinge
Joint Somewhere or other In It's anat-
omy
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04

The Govcrness What happened
when The man Killed The goose that laid
the golden egg MargieF Little Margie
Why. ! guess his goose was cooked
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04

Que may dominate moral sufering5
only by labor Study saves from dis.
couragomcnt -Abrantes
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04

VIII not b. concerned Mt mems not
knowing me: | viii be concerned NJ my
own want Of ability Confucins
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04

Many tongue shakes out lts mas
ter's undoing Shakespeare.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04
A IIrI,a NJ

An excess OF leylty IS as impcrtlncnt
as an eyce<s Of gravity Ha2itt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-04-04

A man OF integrity viii never listen
to any plea against conscience Tome,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Not a Cigarette Smoker.

good old gentleman, who was
strongly opposed to tobacco smoking
and alcoholic liquor drinking, met a
lady friend in a street car recently,
and their conversation was as follows:
Have you any children, madam"
Yes, sir, son"
"Ah, indeed. Does he smoker"
NO. sir; he has never SO much as
touched cigarette.
SO much the better, madam; the
use Of tobacco is poisonous habit.
Does he frequent the clubs?'
He has never put his foot in one"
Allow me to congratulate you. Does
he come home late?"
Never He goes TO bed directly
after dinner"
"A model young man, madam
model young man. How old is he?"
Two months"
The good old gentleman babe the
lady good morning and left the car
without smile.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
JUST AS A TEST.

l
fT couldn't feel sure said he 70 his
chum. that she really cared for me.
so wrote myself this telegram: VIII
you go as accountant for tea firm in
China az salary Of so per week
Start THURSDAY. Answer at once
signed the name of a fictitious firm.
and showed her the telegram as soon
as got 10 her house that night
What do you think about it3' she
asked
7 don't know what 10 think. said I.
She unused little while.
Do you want 70 co. she asked ne
II IL wasn't for you I'd want 20 go.
Then she said. n q faint voice:
Do whatever you think best
I'd go if il wasn't for yen, ! re-
Piled
She sat very still. looking ar the
fire. Then Of sudden she began 10
cry.
Oh. don't q. don't 60 she
walled Don't 90 and leave ne all
alone What would l do-what would
l do without your
So ! told her ! wouldn't go. Il Is
a grand thing 10 have girl care for
you so much as that. I know thai
this girl loves me- truly
IF | had been the girl said the
Young mans listener. I should have
said. Accept the offer. and we'll be
married at once and Start for China
together
The young man grinned. By Jove.
| hadn't thought OF that" he admitted.
Wouldn't / have been il q fl, though,
If she had said that
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
a POSER.

A certain psychologist is making
some original researches regarding
the so-called questioning age OF chill
dren. He has an inouisitive Young
son that serves for an illustration
and ore day, when the two were
walking. he purposely allowed the
boys questions 10 go on and on Wnlie
he answered each one as best ne
could. Al last he was forced 10 IAN
back o. that ever-useful, ever-aVaii-
able answer:f
God made IT.
But Carl was not silenced.
is there anything God can't 40!
he asked.
No. my SON
Then could he lick another God
Just as big and strong as He is?'--
Life
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
THE STUPIDITY OF MAN.

Pa said Mrs. Cutesby. I'm goirs
TO invite lot Of company in nex'
Thursday night 10 celebrate our sill
yer wedding
Silver What are You talkin'
about? The silver weddin's when PEG
pie have been married % years, ain I
it,
Yes We've never celebrated any
OF the anniversaries Of our wedding
and we may as well begin with this
one"
But. great Scott. ma. we've been
married thirt-
Now. never mind that. Pa Catesby.
We are going 10 celebrate our silver
wedding anniversary next Thursd az
night
But. ma we can't You must re-
member that we've daughter who :
nearly thirt--
Oh. GET that 'thirt' of vour mind
Mabel viii he = the 18th Of next
month Ny goodness. II you didnt
know how - maze money. | some
times believe just couldn't GO on liv-
ing with you- you're such q simpleton
about eevrything else"
-Nhew' Well. ma. 60 ahead with
your dUrn foolishness. hui ferzit to re-
peat that old gag about us not bein'
able 70 GO 10 the Philadelphia cen-en-
NAL. because Annie was q baby then
Chicago Record Herald.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
REQ Revenge.

so ron spurn meh," he cried. in
wrathful woe. But / shall haze ny
revenge"
Ha, la" laughs the heartless
maiden.
You may laugh now. but wait, In
the four years I have known you. you
have given me six photographs of
yourself. Each one Of them | shall
have enlarged by the cheap erayon
process, and presented to your vari-
Gus friends and relatives"
Leaving the frightened girl in a
swoon, the cruel swain departs with
the melodramatic tread Of one who
will stop at nothing
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
WHAT SHE ASKED HIM.

They were sitting close toge,hsf n
the gathering twilight 80 ciose 70
ya,her hat she tckled his cheek WITH
her eyelashes.
And DO you really love -s sre
whispered, while her heart 5000 SIN
10 await his ansTeF.
Il DO" ne ave-red He hal returned
.be same reply about 1000 times dur
ing the previous two yesrs. 80 Il Ess
probsble he rad come 10 believe II
DO you love ne truly
Truly. dear
Much
VERY much
Ever so much2"
Ever 50 very much
How much, dear Il Is an AVE-
ward question for girl 70 PIT but
they al put il. Love. YOU SEE cannot
be measured in quantities and that
makes II difScnlt TO answer The iadY
when she wishes to Know he extent
~ YOUR affections. How much. dear
Much more than car tell you,
darling
She sighed az that ANY reasonable
girl might have been satisfied. But
10 girl is reasonable when she is in
love
DO you love NE million pounds
worth ?"
More than that, dear
Ten million pounds worth"
Ever so much more than that
DO you love me just as much as
ever you CAM
"You know ! do, darling"
She sighed again. Still she was not
cortented Did you ever know q girl
who was?
When We are married, dear, will
you be happy
"Shan't JUST" he calculated.
And. when We are married, will
you love me- more than ever
"Yes. darling"
More than you do now
Yes, sweetheart"
"Oh. you false brute" she sobhed.
y knew you couldn't love me much
now-else how could you love me
more when we're married? Oh, its
cruel cruel"
But darling he urged. But she
would not have any butts. She went
straight away and left him. without
saving good night. and It cost him two
boxes Of chocolates and a new gold
charm for her chain before she would
allow him to apologize and admit he
was In the wrong.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

%, Alfred, wouldn't il be awful if
they lost their mother, and we had to
bring them up on the bottle?"-
Brooklyn Life.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Appropriate Replv.

Mildred-Is it true that you have
broken your engagement with young
Smiley?
Florence-Yes. He was under the
influence of liquor when he called the
other evening, but be had the audacity
to call me up by telephone the next
morning and try to apologize.
Mildred-What did you answer?
Florence-Ring off,-Chicago Daily
News
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
The Nesr-Aoe.

Have ron any good butter9' she
asked
None to-day. maam. But We have
some good near-butter.'
Don't want II. Got any fresh
eggs
Just out But We have some very
nice near-fresh eggs
Keep EN-. How about your cream
cheese
Nothing but near-cheese. mann.
You're near out of everything
aren't you"
%. no We have lots of near
things left"
Well. it's near time for me to be
going When you get stocked up drop
ne a near-postal and I'll call."-Mil.
vauEee Sentinel.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Cause For Alarm,

Maria, said Mr.. Billiams. what
ails this roast?"
Never mind the roast, dear" said
Mrs Billiams. I'm more concerned
10 know what ails you. This is the
first tine for rs years that you haven't
been able to tell exactly what allied the
roast and everything else on the table.
Aren't you we'll to-day, John Chi
cago Tribune.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

What I want" pants the comic
opera star who had acquired a super
abundance Of flesh, what / want is
vehicle for the proper display of my
personality. ! don't want any ordin-
airy"
no, Miss Fatyette," interposes the
playwright You don't want any or
binary vehicle. How would an auto
mobile truck do, in these days of auto
drama?"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Nei9hborIy Comment.

Mrs. Callers see Mrs. Homer has
new fall bonnet.
Mrs. Neighbors-Y.s; her husband
had streak of good luck.
Mrs. Callers-How was that?
Mrs. Neighbors-He took out an &C.
cident policy for s25 week recently
and the very next day he broke his
leg.-Chicago Daily News.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
MatrjmonY.

Matrimony is from the Latin word
mater meaning mother, and 'mony,'
which is by no means to be confound-
ed with money. The reference is to
the circumstance of matrimony being
the mother, SO to speak, of
Cere, and
Inhar, and more remotely mony.
Ali
Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Moderation.
It was a question OF diet.

It was a question Of diet
Mr.. Doddington," she asked. turn
ing to appeal to the little man who
sat drinking with her husband Don't
you think that little meat from time
TO time is really necessary TO every
one?"
The little man paused. In my
opinion, Mrs. Golightly," saiS he, "a
little food of any kind now and then
does no particular harm"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
The Usual Way,

The Tourist-Were there not a lot
Of people killed in recent wreck near
the station We just passed?
The Conductor-Yes; forty killed
yesterday. But how did you know
there had been a wreck?
The Tourist-A natural inference.
AS we passed | noticed gang of
workmen installing safety signal de-
vices.-Judge.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Reason EnouQh,

Why are you late for breakfast,
sr?' asked Bobby's father, as the
boy slid quietly into his chair.
We'll, you see,' explained Bobby,
when you called me / was having a
mighty funny dream, and I just slept
a few minutes longer to finish it,
Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Busy.

What are you doing, paw" asked
Tommy Ffggjam.
Reading the stock market report
and figuring how much money you
would have inherited some day If
had followed the tips had last year"
Judge.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Doesn't Miss Them

! suppose" said the garrulous
uncle, now that you have come into
your money you have found that
riches VIII not buy everything?"
YES assented the nephew, but
have found that the few things money
won't buy can get along without"
Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
RACK TALK.

Mrs. Nagget-Oh. you make me-
tired, oYou're forever trying to give
the impression that you're martyr.
I suppose you want everybody TO
think that you suffer in silence be
cause
Mr.. Nagget-No, I suffer In the per
petual absence Of silence. A little
silence occasionally would be a posi-.
tive pleasure TO me.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
His Dimensions,

What is the Hon. Thomas Rott so
angry about?"
Why, the Weekly Palladium and
Farmers Vindicator published a one
column cut of him and referred to it
as a 'life.size' portrait Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
4 Reliable Substitute

I'm afraid I haven't many good
arguments for our side of the ques-
ton" said the orator.
No argumeuts?' responded the
campaign manager. Then quote sta
tistics. They sound wise and every
body would rather take them for
granted than try 10 understand them"
Washington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Realism.

do you believe that realism is a
benefit to the drama?"
Decidedly" answered Mr.. Storm
ington Barnes. 81 cannot express my
self too strongly in favor of the prac-
tice which has grown up in recent
years Of paying actors with real
money" Washington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Cold Calculation,

DO you think the time will come
when there will be no money in poll
tics?" said one boss
81 don't know" answered the other.
1T won't be our fault If 1t doesn't.
We have done the best we could to
take out all there was in it."-Wash-
ington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
interests a Waiter.

THE pleasures of the intellectual
are all lost on the uneducated," re-
marked the philosopher at the ban
quet. How, for instance, could that
waiter over there be interested in
'evolution?''
Easiest thing in the world" said
his friend, facetiously; evolution
means change Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
WORKING for a Present.

George, dear" said the young wife,
you are growing handsomer every
day"
Eyes, darling replied the knowing
George. Its way I have just be-
fore your birthday. Chicago Daily
News
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Careless.

What made you lose that battle?"
asked the Southern American insur-
gent.
Il lost my head" confessed the con-
trite officer. Il got SO interested try
ing to remember exactly what we
are fighting about that I forgot to
fight, "-Washington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

Gracious" exclaimed Mrs Passay:
It know I bust look a perfect fright
| simply cant do anythink with my
hair.
Indeed replied Miss Knox. Why
don't you take it back, then, and get
il exchanged7'
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Both Sides Of Il,

my first dollar" remarked old Skin
flint, was the hardest to GET
and your last rejoined his
profiigate nephew, SIS the hardest to
give up."-Chicago Daily News.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

y see that they are building houses
out of paper, nowadays
yes, even theaters. l was at the
opening performance of the new opera
house the other night, and compli-
mented the manager He said: Yes,
it's good house-but all paper
Cleveland Leader
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
SLIGHT Mistak Ike.

II was after dinner.
Pardon me, old chap, but I don't
believe ! ever met your wife"
That's my wife at the piano.
Playing accomplishments for that
fat girl with the cracked voice."
MY dear sir, my wife sings. Mil
waukee Sentinel
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

Winks-Most divorces are caused
BY a common mistake.
Jinks-What is it?
Winks-Many a man in love only
with dimple or curl makes the
mistake of marrying the whole girl
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
The Worst of Il,

Mrs. Smith-So that impudent girl
called you a cat, did she?
Mrs. Brownies, but that wasn't
the worse of it: she called me an old
cat.'-Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

How is your boy doing at college?"
Well" answered Farmer Corntos-
sci, 81 don't exactly know whether to
compliment him or to make fuss.
He came out first.i in his class but he
was last in a foot race. Washington
Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
A Hint to Husbands,

Friend-What a perfectly charming
expression there is on your new pic
lures,
Mrs. Wise-Um, Just before | sat
down to have them taken my husband
promised me new set of furs.-De-
troit Free Press
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
His Greatest Fault.

"Slurgit says he spends every cent
of his income
THAT isn't She worse of it; he
spends every cent Of everybody elses
income that he can get hold Ode
troit Free Press
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Both Easy.

Miss Youth-It's the easiest thing
in the world to f1atter a man.
Madam Wise-Yes, and it's about
as easy for him to catch on that that's
what you're doing, too.-Detroit Free
Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
A JuxeniIe Stole.

you never made a sound when
your father whipped you," said one
small boy.
NO." answered the other. Father
says it hurts him worse than 1t does
me, and If that's so he can do his own
hollering. "-Washington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Deer Enough,

You are snaeuic. SAYS the phvzi-
clan. after much humping and prod
ding You should practice deep
breathing,
Deep breathing -e-orts fhe pa
tent Why. doctor. that's Just what
I d al ire tine work n -s1b-
cellar. 81 feet below the street level =
Judge.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
About the Same Thino,

Little Elmer (who has an inquring
mind)-Papa, what is meant by honor
among thieves?
Professor Broadhead oh, Just
about the same as senatorial
courtesy" my son.-Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Too Bad.

The Lover-See me in the dust at
your feet!
The Beloved-Dust? Oh, dear, and
| told the maid to be very careful
about sweeping this room TODAY
Cleveland Leader.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Prepared For That

Teacher-Why did Hannibal cross
the Alps?
New Pupil-Same reason the hen
had for crossin' the road. You can't
fool me with no conundrums.-Chi.
cago Tribune.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Low Temperature.

do you believe that Barkson really
had the rich Miss Plunkley all but
persuaded to run away with him."
Not I, He's too cold. Why, don't
believe his own prejudices would run
away with him."-Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Woman, Woman.

'Ah, dearest, now that we are en-
world are upon you
20, George, do l look all right be-
hind. "-Milwaukee Seminal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

He-They say travel broadens n
person.
She--Surely. The moment man
enters car he spreads out over hal,
. dozen seats.-Judge.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
lncompetent.

Lawyer--Well, what was done in
the interim?
Witness-I don't know, sir. l did.
MT go into the interim. l staid in the
anteroom.-
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25

Friend-Why don't you give Hard
up job? He thinks lot of you and
has known you ever since you were
poor.
Nurich-That's just 1t. He doesn't
know enough to shut up about it
Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Appreciative,

do you read the fashion maya
zines?" asked the visitor
Yes answered Miss Cayenne.
They often give such valuable hints
on what not to wear. Washington
Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
MIsIeadino.

What beautiful piece your daugh-
ter is playing. It's from Wagner, Is
it not?
"Oh, no. She's merely polishing the
piano keys.'--Milwaukee Seminal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
The Worst Is Yet to Come.

THAT girl next door has sung the
same popular song day and night for
a week."
"Oh, well, don't begin to kick yet;
wait till she's sung it day and night
for a year.'-Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Too Noisy.

First Fish-You look all bunged up.
What's the matter?
Second Fish-Im a nervous wreck.
Since these motor boats have got go.
ing I can't sleep ights.-Detroit Free
Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
COMING to Him.

"Gayboy Is the most cheerful man
with headache ever saw"
We'll, he's grateful sort of chap;
he remembers the time he had the
night before Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Just the 1hino.

Once on time, in Brazil.
Attacked by a violent chill,
A big alligator
Climbed on the Equator
And enjoyed a comforting grill,
Puck
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
SkepticaI

Man wants little here below"
quoted Blank.
I've heard of that man." said Tank,
cutting him off But did you ever
know anybody that has ever seen
him ?'-Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
T Al a,

There was young maid f-or, afar.
Who ran Ike the deuce for car.
To her zeal she was martyr.
For snap went her-snoestriag-
Too embarrassed for n1ore-so Ta-Ta,
-PFr.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Be Not in Haste.

Throw not away the old straw hat
Though soiled it still is useful good
Mash 1t fine within bowl
And serve 1t up for breakfast food
Milwaukee Sentinel
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
In Politics.

'Tis plain to the observer that
With nearly every one
Enga ged In simply standing pat
There's bluffing being done.
washington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
A Success,

"Snarlsby says it's his ambition to
be a great discoverer."
HE is already. He can find more
fault than anyone in the community"
Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
intermittent.

Mrs. Slummer-Does your husband
drink regularly?
Mrs. Hogan-No, mum; my wages
isn't steady.-Judge.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
His Contribution.

Miss Prattles-Do you ever do any
thing for other people?
Mr.. Rattles-Umhuh. I sometimes
shut up and give them a chance to
talk.-Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
A WISH,

Sons of millionaires remind us
We might tackle one, perchance,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the young mans pants.
Judge.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Explanation.

Hyker--I wonder why Columbus i'm .
agined the world was round?
Pyker-Because it didn't give him
square DEAL l suppose.-Chicago Daily
News.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Resemblance

Fate, like the weather. rule. our lot
AS through this world we're tossed
It's either making things too hot
Or else it is frost
-WashinRton Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1906-12-25
Better Still,

Mrs. Nurich-We've got a baby
grand" at our house. Have you?
Mrs. Plain-No, but we've got
grand baby.-Detroit Free Press.
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The Other Nav.

Downson--Do you think opportunity
makes the man?
Upps-No. Man makes the oppor-
tunity Free Press.