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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

For Sick Women
To Consider

FRsT.-That almost every operation
in our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect OK
such symptoms as backache, irregular
and painful periods. displacements
of the female organs, pain IN the side,
burning sensation in the stomach,
bearing down pains, nervousness, dir
ziness and sleeplessness-
SECOND. The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number Of
absolute cures of female ills Is Lydia
L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t regulates, strengthens and cures
diseases Of the female organism as
nothing else can.
For thirty years It has been helping
women to be strcng, curing backache.
nervousness, kidney troubles. infiam-
nation of the female organs. weak
ness and displacements, regulating
the periods perfectly aud overcoming
their pains. It has also proved itself
invaluable in preparing women for
childbirth and the change of life.
THIRD.-The great volume Of unso-
hcited and grateful testimonials on file
NJ TIC 1uhHau ldDuEdlQFy NJ Ayuus
Mass, many of which are from time to
time published by permission, give alb
solute evidence Of the value Of Lydia
L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Mrs. Pinkham's advice.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation
10 Women.-Women suffering from any
form of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs. Pink
ham. at Lynn, Mass. All letters arc
received, opened. read and answered
by women only. From symptoms given,
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way Of recovery
advised. Mrs. Pinkham Is daughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease she has been ad-
vising sick women free of charge. Outof
the vast volume of experience in treat
ing female ills Mrs. Pinkham probably
has the very knowledge that will help
your case. Surely, any woman, rich or
poor, Is very foolish If she doesnot take
advantage Of this generous offer Of
assistance.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
Cadets Muet be Taller

The requirements of height at West
Point for new cadets will be changed
so as TO keep out of the military SER
vice boys who are undersized. The
minimum height is slightly increased,
so that a candidate for a cadetship
must not be less than feet 4 inches
at sixteen years Of age, and not less
than feet 5 inches at the age OF
eighteen and upward. OF course, the
usual restrictions against deformities
and inflrmities continue TO prevail
The medical board for the examination
OF candidates will be composed ofthree
army surgeons. one OF whom will be
the senior medical officer on duty at
the military academy. The new mini
mum standard OF height for candi-
dates which has been prescribed will
not go into effect until after the ad-
mission Of the incoming class.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Former Speaker Reed had visited a
barbershop in Washington for a
shave. After the negro barber had
seraped his chin. he began to cast
about for further work or for a chance
to sell him hair tonics.
Hair purity thin. suh." he said,
lingering the two or three stray locks
that fringed Mr.. Reeds bald pate.
Been that way long. suh?"
Il was born that way" replied Reed.
"Afterward enjoyed a brief period
OF hirsute enlorescence. but it did not
endure"
The barber gssped and said no
more. Later some one told him he
had shaved the speaker.
"Speakahi" he exclaimed. Don't
l know dat? | should say he was a
speakah, sure NUM-"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

The readers Of this paper will be pleased 10 learn
that there Is least dreaded disease that science
has been able 70 cure in all iis stages, and that ia
Catarrh. Halls Cafarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known 10 the medical fraternity Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires cunstitu-
tonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken IN
surfaces " the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease. and giving the patient
strength By building up the constitution and assist
Ing nature IN doing It's work. The prUprietors have
much faith IN It's curative powers that they oner
One Hundred Dollars for any case that It falls 70
cure. Send for list Of testimonials,
Address y. J. CHENEY a CO., Toledo, o.
sold by All Drugg.sts. 75c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
The Mornlnn PRAYER

The minister regarded the little girl
gravely. She was a demure little
thing In her simple white frock, but
her big eyes were full OF mischief.
Well. little girl. do You say your
prayers?" asked the minister, sud
denly. He had come to dinner, and
the hostess had been called from the
room for a space of some minutes.
"Oh. yes. sir" she answered.
.'And what do you say. little maid?"
She repeated a little prayer softly.
Mother taught 1t to me. and say
1t every night" she added.
do you say a prayer in the morn
ing. too. my dear?" he asked, well
pleased.
''Ye-es." said the child. 'Tisn't
one mama taught me; / heard nurse
say it,"
''And what Is it?"
IT'S oh. Lord. how hate to get
up"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

straighten, hard to do any work thai
brought a strain on the back. had
frequent attacks Of gravel and the
urine was passed too often and with
pain. When l used Doan's Kidney
Pills, however. all traces OF the trou-
Bile disappeared and have not return
ed. | am certainly grateful"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box
Foster-Mtlburn Co. Buffalo. n. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

At the close Of tarifi speech which
more or less scIntilated with witty
quips at the expense Of New York city
Mr. Boutell fired this parting and de-
molishing shot: There is IN old I;al.
ian adage which says. See Naples and
diet We in this country. adapting
that adage 20 its modern surroundings.
say. See New York and live-live Il
down"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
Torturn of Woman

II was a terrible torture that Mrs.
Gertie Mcfarland. OF Kings Mountain,
N. C., describes. as follows: Il suf-
fered dreadful periodical pain. and be-
came SO weak was given up to dis.
when my husband got me Wine OF
Cardui. The FIRST dose gave relief. and
with 3 bottles I am up doing my work.
cannot say enough in praise OF Car
dui." A wonderful remedy for wom-
ems Ills. At druggists: s1.0o.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
BOYS. Bees and Bears

A schoolmistress asked her class OF
boys to put the nouns boys, bees and
bears into a sentence.
The scholars thought intensely for
few minutes, when a ragged young
ster with a look Of victory on his face
raised his hand.
"Well. Johnny. said the teacher,
what is your sentence
Boys bees bare when they go In
swimming" The teacher did not
call on any more OF the class.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
A Glass In Definition
acher-Johnny. spell triangle.

Teacher-Johnny, spell triangle.
Johnny--T-rl.a-n-g-l-e. triangle.
Teacher-That's right Now, Mary.
use triangle In a sentence so can tell
you know the meaning OF the word.
Mary hesitates. and the smart boy
who knows everything. frantically
waves his hand.
Teacher-Well. Richard. you give a
sentence.
Dick dumping up)-If they won't
bite flies. try angle worms.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
Doomed to Torment.

Mr.. P. c. Keever. Aberdeen. Miss,
writes:
For years / suffered from a form
of eczema which made life a burden.
l thought | was doomed to perpetual
torment here below. but your Hunts
Cure rescued me. One box did the
work and the trouble has never re-
turned. Many. many thanks
Hunts Cure is guaranteed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

sands who suner
from kidney trou-
bles brought on by
daily work. Il first
noticed II eight or
ten years ago." said
Mr.. Lightner. THE
dull pain in the
back fairly made
me sick. II was
hard to get up or
d 0 W n, hard to
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
A Strange Story.

Mrs. Isaac w. AustiIl. OF Chestnut
Ridge. N. c.. tells a strange story Of
great suffering. Il was in bad con-
dition for months, but got no relief.
My periods had stopped. all but the
pain. After taking part OF bottle OF
Wine Of Cardui, nature worked prop
erly and without pain. l advise all
suffering women to use Cardui" A
pure specific remedy for womens Ills.
s1.00, at druggists.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

II was almost distracted by q ter
rible itching which defied all treat
ment until obtained 4 box OF Hunts
Cure. The first application afforded
instant and absolute relief. The one
box effected a complete cure.
1T is simply wonderful in Its In
stantaneous action"
Geo. Gilliiand.
Manitou, o. T.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

A great convenience in family Of
little ones is a box OF muslin finger
stalls in sizes to fit all fingers. When
muslin sewing is being done the
scraps can be made up into stalls in
very little time, and are then ready
whenever a little finger gets hurt.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

For some reason a man had been
employed to make an inventory Of the
furniture in the house. says the Chi
cago Daily News. He was so long
about his task In the parlor, however.
that the mistress Of the mansion went
TO see what he was doing. On the
floor lay an empty bottle. On the
So lay the nan sleeping sweetly like
q tired child. Bas the inventory had
not been wholly forgotten. At the
top Of the page stood a solitary, elo-
Qnent entry: ~One Revolving Car
pet"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

There are no riches where the heart
can find no rest.
Every time a man borrows trouble
he gets the worst of the transaction.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

A man is always anxious to explain
where he got his bad cold. but he isn't
so willing to tell where he got his
good umbrella.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

There Is something about Hunts
Lightning OIL that no other liniment
possesses. Others may be good, but
it is surely the best. It does all you
recommend II for. and more. For
sprains, bruises. cuts. burns, aches and
pains IT has no equal on earth. It
stands head on my medicine shelf.
Very truly yours,
T. J. Brownlow,
Livingston. Tenn.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

But few people would know Of your
troubles If you knew enough to keer
them under cover.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

BOOK Iearnlng Is about all a man
needs in this world-providing he
spends his time in jail.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
IN a Pinch. Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE

A powder. II cures painful. smart
ing. nervous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists. Csc. Trial package,
FREE. Address A. s. Olmsted, lie
Roy. N. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

There is no virtue in the good turn
that you hope to TURN into a good
trade.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

You cannot measure your fidelity to
your friend by the facility with which
you find fault with him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Send 70 Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N.
Y. for free package Of Garfield Tea. the
herb cure for constipation and liver trouble
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Garfield Tea cures sick-headache, bilious
attacks, liver trouble and constipation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

He cannot control the output OF his
life who does not regard its inlet.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Our idea of a society man is one
who neglects to say anything when
he speaks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
An Interesting Letter.


Mary Bagguley. OF lit Peach St.
Syracuse, ~ Y, writes to tell Of the
terrible suffering Of her sister, who.
for the past "a years. had been TOR
mented with side ache from female
trouble. keeping her weak and ailing.
"She took Wine OF Cardui and Is now
well. Cardui has been a Godsend to
rs both" she writes. For all won-
ems troubles. Cardui is a safe. efficient.
reliable remedy. At druggists; sl.00.
WELL" said Morrell. mature has
its compensation for all. Lightning.
you know, never strikes twice in the
same place.
Hugh" snorted worrell. that's
small comfort for the man who is
struck in the first place. ."-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
Struck by lightning.

Mrs. Nancy Cleary, Of Brewers, N.
c.. suffered as II struck by lightning.
She says: Il was almost paralyzed
from my waist down. and my back
hurt me constantly. from female trou-
bles. had headache, seemed always
tired. and felt as II was dying. took
Wine Of Cardui. which cured me, and
now feel like a new person" Cardui
relieves periodical pain. and makes
sick women we'll. s1.10 at drug stores.
You may buy a million with your
manhood, but you cannot redeem it
with many millions, when it is Sold
Chicago Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

You can't convince a stubborn man
that it is impossible to convince
him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

It's lawful to fish for compliments
in any old season.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Prof Brander Matthews thinks the
atrical audiences see jokes more quick
~ than they used to and that this
proud and happy progress in risibility
has come about because the stage Of
to-day is so well lighted that all the
spectators can follow the changing ex-
pressions on the ccuntenances OF The
Quarreling couple. whereas in the
eighteenth century the theater was al
most gloomy. as there were only
sparse oil lamps 10 serve as footlights,
b. which It may have been difcrlt TO
see a joke"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Mrs. Winsl0W's Soothing syrup.
For children teething. softens the guma. reduces m
Examination. allays pain cu e wind collie &c botte
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Only a very lazy man is afraid to
earn money because it may be tainted.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
AN EVERYDAY STRUGGLE.
Men and Women of Every Occupation
Suffer Miseries from Kidney
Complaint.

J. c. Lightner. 70s So. Cedar St..
Abilene Kansas. is one Of the thou
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Try Garfield Teal Il puriiies the blood,
eleanses the system, brings good health.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Armies and navies are expensive;
We need farmers more than We need
soldiers: we need merchant ships
more than we need battleships. The
civil war demonstrated that it does
not take long to make frst-class
fighting man u the American citizen
and there are 100000 such ready
to fight in a quarrel with a stranger.
The only power that is at all likely to
give us serious trouble is Japan. and
she will not undertake It until she
shall think herself strong enough to
order all the other white folks out Of
her ntighborhood. That will be gener-
ations hence and need give us no con-
Germ. Our business is to make money.
not TO engage in war. We have an i'm
mense territory right here in the re
public that Is yet virgin and the de
nand is for laborers. not soldiers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Il haven't much time for studying, "
wrote the college sprinter TO the old
folks at home, but l am doing well
on the cinders" And the next day
he received a telegram as follows:
Come home at once. When they put
one OF my boys to sitting cinders it's
time for him to leave. Chicago
Daily News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

Only through personal character
comes permanent civilization.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
Big Interest OnYOuT Money

An profits paid In dividends. Others have
made one hundred per cent in same business
Sure income for life-and valnable legacy for
samily. Real estate decided 70 Philadelphia
trust company for protection Of investors
Beautifully illustrated booklet and paper free.
Write Of usee. i. L. and d. Co. Dept A. -
Drexel Buildslg. Philadelphia. Pa
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21
ECZEMA AFFLIcTs FAMILY.
Father and Five Children Suffered for
Two Years with Terrible Eczema
Wonderful Cure BY Cutlcura.

TWO ICdTo VIII lCItt9tc EN@ttfa
Wonderful Cure by cuticura.
"My husband and five children were
all afflicted with eczema. They had 1t
two years. We used all the home rem
edies we could hear OF. without any
relief, and then went TO a physician
and got medicine two different times,
and 1t got worse. II affected us all
over except head and hands. We saw
Cuticura Remedies advertised and
concluded to try them. So sent for
s100 worth. consisting Of one cake Of
Cuticura Soap, one box OF Ointment,
and one vial OF Pills. and we commen-
ced to use them. l do not know how
TO express my Joy in finding a cure,
for two of my children we're SO bad
that they have the brown scars on
their bodies where they were sore.
Mrs. Maggie B. Hill. Stevens. Mason
Co w Va. June 12 1906"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-21

An imperfect deed of right is better
than the most complete analysis of 1t.
A man is often best known for the
things he thinks he keeps to himself.
Does Not Irritato
Il have found Simmons Liver Puri-
fier the mildest and most pleasant In
acticn. and yet the surest remedy for
constipation. torpid liver and all kin
dred troubles. l have ever used. 1t
does not irritate or grippe.
Yours truly, ..
s. P. Cloary,
Jackson, Tenn.
Put up in tin boxes only. Price sc.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-10-05
Army and NAVY Orders.

wAsHTSGroN. Oct. A-These army orders we're
issued to-day;
is relieved from duty at Rutgers College. New
BTunawick. y; j., and VIII proceed 10 HIS regiment
Capt. Edward Slgerfoos. Finh Infantry. from
New YOTk city to Newport News.
Major Chester Harding. Corps OF Engineers. will
relieve Major W. G. LangntL Corps OF Engineers.
OF the command OF Engineer school and the charge
OF the Engineer Depot. Washington Barracks, I. {.
FIRST Lieut., ". B. Burt, Firh Infantry. from
New York city to Plattsburg Ba tracks.
Capt. Frank TOmpkins. Eleventh Cavalry. from
General Hospital 10 Washing ton Barracks. D.. c.
p s. Strong. Artillery, detailed as membs rs ~ IN.
board Of On1cers appointed for the purpose OF en-
amIning. laying out and reporting upon the land set
for military encampments. vice Major r. r. Wins
low, Corps al Engineers. and Lieut.. Col. G. r. T..
HS H1 I AT;lnf TS, COTS PIt respfset csyS,v Dow f,
Was hing ton, Will proceed Via Tampa TO Havana.
Lieut. Col. g. /. Anderson. Artillery Corps, de.
ment. vice Lieut.. Col. J. \. Lundeen. Artillery, who
is relieved from that apartment
Capt. c. $. Ford. Assistant Surgeon, from Wash.
ing ton to his station.
Big- Gen. T.. \. Darlington, Inspector General.
Will charge of the Inspector GeneraI'so once.
These navy orders were issued: y
Capt. 4. Mark, from War College, Newport. to
Lieutenant Commander S. Z. Moses. from Bath.
Nc, to the Georgia as navigator.
Lieut.. W. X. Workman, from the Wolverine to the
Lieut. II. L. Brlnser. to quincy, Mass.
Mdshlpmen :. {. starr; {, L; Wright, W. n. Lee
Midshlpmen z. Russell, G.. Y. Baker. n. 7. Dyer.
A, r Bcaurcgsrd and II. W. Mccormack, TO the
TG mIss isesi D. 4. Scott. }. 4. Monroe. II. S. Bah.
hit. D. Bruce and r. y. McWhorter. TO the Wash
lngtOn.
from hospital, philadelphia. granted sick leave for
sx months.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-10-05
san FRANCISCO RELIEF.
Chamber Of Commerce $500. 900 Fund to
start Small Business Men Anew.

Chamber Of Commerce $500 q Fund to
start Small Business Men Anew.
The San Francisco relief committee of the
New York Chamber Of Commerce announced
at a meeting OF the general body yester-
day morning that the $500, 900 subscribed
for the relief OF the fire sufferers April last,
and held by the committee pending final
disposition since that time, will be turned
over to the corporation formed to direct
all the relief work in that city. This de-
cision was made by the committee at a
meeting held last Tuesday morning, at
which Rufus p. Jennings Of San Francisco,
one of the members OF the relief corpora
don there, was present to explain to the
committee the plan that had been devised
for the distribution OF relief funds.
Besides Mr.. Jennings, DR.. +. 7. Devine.
the Red Cross representative who was
sent to San Francisco by Secretary Taft,
president Of the Red Cross Society in
America, shortly after the fire to take
charge of the work Of relieving distress. at
tended the meeting of the committee on
Tuesday to d his testimony TO that Of
Mr.. Jennings concerning the stu alton as
it now exists in San Francisco and the
channels into which the Chamber Of Com
merce contribution will be diverted.
The San Francisco Relief and Red Cross
Funds Corporation is the name Of the San
Francisco body.
, The relief committee notified Mr.. Jen-
nings hat the $500 900 would be given over
to the relief corporation under condition
that il should " dew Oted, not to rebuilding,
but to rehabilitating the small businesses
OF petty traders artisans who at present
are a charge On the city because Of
their inability to resume business. Mr..
jennings wired these conditions to San
Francisco, and as soon as they are accepted
by the relief corporation there the money
will be forwarded.
The Massachu sets Association for the
Relief Of California has in hand S4ss, 900
which will be delivered over to the same
corporation upon condition that it be de-
voted to the assistance of ~penniless business
men whose source Of income has been shut
OF by the fire.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-10-05

Hearst. Through the efforts OF his greet
newspapers he has proved his fidelity, and
fact that the representatives Of these inter-
ests, whose purpose il is TO defy the law
and plumber the people, are among his
most bitter opponents.
1T iS somewhat significant that among
the first TO charge that Mr.. Hearst il not 4
Democrat are those who either bottled the
Democratic ticket or grew cold and distant
whenever the party prepared for a serious