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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-25
TO RACE TO BERMUDA.
Four Small Yachts VIII start on Long Jour.
ney Tomorrow.

The four small yachts that are to start to-
morrow to race to Bermuda for the 81 900 cup
offered by Sir Thomas Upton are almost
ready for their long trip. Stores have been
taken on board the yachts. and yesterday
finishing touches we're being given 10 every
thing that had 10 he looked after. 1t is prob
able that water will betaken on board from of
the Brooklyn Yacht Club house at B~ensonhurst
tomorrow morning. and when this and some
fresh meats and vegetables are slowed away
all will he ready for the start. which il to be
made al 2 O'Clock.
The Tamerlane, owned by Frank Maier, the
winner Of last years long distance race, Ia at
anchor of the Brooklyn Yacht Club house
The yawl Lila is at Bayonne where she has
fitted out, and will join the Tamerlane this
afternoon. The Bonnie Kate has been at
College Point, and has done considerable sail
ing on the Sound. She will come down to-day.
and so will the smallest yacht in the contest,
the Gauntlet, which has fitted out at New
Rochelle When they arrive of the Brooklyn
Yacht Club house they will be inspected by the
committee 10 see that each yacht conforms
to the conditions, which require that they shall
be stauchly huilt. nave a certain amount Of
head room and floor space. In the cabin. and
The race is FOR boats that are strictly cruisers.
and they must he equipped so that they can
Withstand storms and have sufficient supplies
on board in case by any accident they are kept
n long time out at sea.
It will be a busy day of the Brooklyn Yacht
Club house. After the Inspection the yachts
men will gather in the house and wait for the
starting gun. To-morrow the club will go in
commission at noon. The flagship Rusalka,
which has been anchored of the house since
May IL, will 40 in Commission NJ the same
time that the burgee is hoisted over the house.
yice-commodore David E Austen's sloop
some slight repairs made, but she will be on
the clubhouse In time for the opening cere-
monies. As soon. as the racers have been
sent of the feet Of the club, by order of Com
modore CQler, will get under way and accom-
pany the tour yachts az far as Sandy Hook,
after which they will return 70 the club anchor
age.
in the clubhouse, and among the guests win
be Commodore Osborn of the Norwalk Yacht
club, Commodore Edward S. Willett Of the
Bridgeport, Yacht club. the Rey Lindsay
AZ a meeting OF the board OF governors of
the club changes have been made in the pen
nantS carried by the flag officers. The com
'modore's Tag IL blue with a single white star.
The vice-comnodore's flag IL red with q white
star, and the rear commodore will fly a white
tag with a red star,
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Two Yachts Launched.

The cruising power boat Gertrude Ill,
built by Jacobs from designs by Henry j
Gielow. was launched yesterday morning
This yacht. is 10 feet long and is for G gorge
W. Butts.
The 80 foot class yacht Soya. built by Woods
az city island. was launched yesterday after
noon. This yacht is for ". A. Barstow of
by tiInton n. Crane. She is ready now FOR
sailing. Another class q boat. the Spider,
built iot Hendon Chubb by Wood, had her
mast stepped Yesterday and viii be launched
Tomorrow. These two yachts will take
part In the regatta Of the Atlantic Yacht
Club on Decoration Day.
The sloop Effort, built by Jacobs for +. NJ.
Smith. will lie launched on Tuesday.
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Yachts Change Hands.

The following transfers OF yachts are re-
port ed through Charles l.. Seabury 4 CO..:
THE steam Yacht Inia has been sold by ]. A.
Rutherford to A NJ. and J. G.. ste wart. This
yacht has been renamed lssaquena.
The steam yacht Levanter has been char
who will use the yacht on the Sound and in
Eastern waters.
The twin screw Reverie has been sold TO
Arturo Branih and has been shipped TO Mex
leo.
The g~asolene launch CatclfM Me has been
sold to h. f. Stevens and renamed Alfredine.
This yacht will be shipped TO Maine where her
new owner will use her this season.
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Iengen and Robb In Final OF British Golf
thamDIenShip.

Special Gable Despatch 10 THR sun.
HoINAKE, May &C, {. Lengen defeated
Smtrk in the semi-fnal Of the British amateur
golf championship to-day, up and 2 to play,
lie will meet Robb in the final tomorrow.
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AsTp4num@
.7s Miles Up Hill
Down Dale
On High Speed

One ~ me mdtf rrtHfFkahls
mtamohile tesfs ever hell
In this ci'y va euadae'ed
nm MAY 10Th under che sue
p,ess NJ the New foet
Ntatpf Ctub
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Tousing Caf wta rrn from
New Yosk ~ pcuahkeepsis
distance NJ Js miles, Ni,h
me highest speed gra' Thrown
In and sealed hefofe me
motor was started The cr
successfully made all 'hs
climbs and some NJ M
grades run up a. high as ~
and the clutch was stl'
sealed when the car arrived
~ Poughkecpsie, carrying
four passengers.
We publish herewith the
affidavit OF the committee
The Oldsmohile used vas
a regular stock car, sold and
delivered to les owner a few
days befote the run was made.
NEw yORk NOrpR CLUn
seth sifeet ana Broadway
New yorE. May u iaNs
wwan,ssss on MAJ ts, 100, do hereby certify thsi N
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ATsI,o9 nou'1 eSkhEetg. rfi.o ns s pUSp"r l,stIi
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The grades Of The hills ranged from ten 10 thir',
two degrees. su-,pt
Chairman Technical Committee
New YORK Motor Club.
tSIgncdl ERNEST L. FERGUSON.
Member Technical COMMITTEES,
New York Motor Club.
Observers.
sworn to and subscribed before me this 81
day Of May, 1909
tSlgned) CHAS NJ. JAW Eli
Notary Public. New York Co.
This should settle with all
Automobiles the question
of the power of this remark
able car.
The price of this car is
s2,25o. We can make
prompt deliveries for a
limited number.
Oldsmobile Co. of n. Y
Broadway and 51st ST., New Yor1
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UIIII1WIHN f fRRRIsGHfss Fc s4osk.

VUALIIl aud lONDITlON better than. any
house In Manhattan, We have our factory, and
Automobiles are l. gone through before selling
$500 New 1905, As horse Auto, SWEETEST in y. !.
1000 g qnieN; Columhll, $500 Can, slsooo. Cad.
llacs hike now, si01 5000. OldSmoolle Tonncaus
$3.50: Peerless, "a horse, 81 go: Sixteen horse, s'N
s. and forty horSc. g .nnn; 81 800 Berg. 81 80. Thomas
side entrance, 81 900: Rochct Schneider cost s. ,Jfn
side entrance, s2,iUD; Packard, side entrance SIS"
Pierce, side entrance. s. .65O; Locomoblle, side en-
trance. 81 go. Locomotives, $3.50 to 81 500. Thirty
nvc horse, 1905 Iocomohilc, like new 5000; WAITS
steamer, $500, 50 500 Knox TOuneau, top. $3.50, Paw
hard. 400; Another, 81 500: Almost nov. s4n0
Stearns. $50; Autocar. $3.50. Other opportunities.
OUR PRICES MAKE COMPETITORS SHCDpER
We have also bought Out John WanamaNcI :
TIRES. LAMPS. HORNS, ETC
which we are SACRIFICING at a FRACTION ~
FORMER PRICES.
We have a body building plant and can remJdH
your auto TO side entrance, or nut new bodies on a.
half others prices. Demonstrations
u broadway Automobile Exchange.
III 2i7-2i0 ", 18Th 81, ircar Broadway.
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FOR SALE,

One can't shop" for a "ou, rn" ear 500. 81 lon
ana s2,0Oo-onc price. one gu, lity,
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Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

conclusion that Mr. Bryan can be
trusted; that he loves his country sin
cereIy and devotedly; that he Is not
posing for the heshpots of office, but
by voice and pen has been trying to
serve the whole people.
It has come to them, almost as an
inspiration, that this man, the politi-
cal stone which the builders twice re-
iected is the very man for the founda-
ton corner Of this movement to re-
store and re-establish the government
of these United States firmly and Sc
curely upon the old-fashioned princi-
pies of honesty, equality, patriotism
and fair dealing. Their conscience has
ben awakened to the nightmare of in
sane revelry that has characterized
most of those who have danced jlgs IN
the llmelisht, carrying torch and
shouting, "Lo here and 10 there" :"
Look at me- I am it," when they only
meant trouble wherewith to boost
themselves into high office.
Bedeviled, betrayed, driven like
frightened sheep, the prey of every
false prophet who had money or a
facility for contortions and yellow
descending wherewith to capture a
gaping crowd; spurred, ridden and
robbed by the giant trusts who stalked
behind the machinery of government; ;
sent hither and yon upon false cries
and upon fools errands-
They turn at last to a man who has
weathered all the storms Of criticism,
attack, temptation and abuse. They
turn naturally to a clean, pure, un-
selfish. unswerving statesman who has
demonstrated his faithfulness and
courage under the most trying circum-
stances; a man who would promptly
refuse a crown or throw down a presi-
idency If it were tainted with treach-
cry and cunning; a man who has de-
voted his life to the good of his coun-
try and who would gladly sacrifice, If
necessary, all his own ambitions for
the sake of the common people.
The demonstration in New York city
yesterday-marvelo and soul COM
pelling-recorded the fact, in language
clear and unmistakable, that the next
president of the United States will be
William j. Bryan.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
SPENCER AND UPTON sINcLAIF

Upton Sinclair, with the publication
of 1.-The Jungle" has achieved, at the
age Of 2S, worldwide fame. His in
come has suddenly sprung to many
thousands of dollars. He is besieged
by publishers and editors with orders
that he could not fill if he had a hun
dred hands and heads. There is no
writer in America whose work is in
such demand today
How strange" said an aged novel
list, 'is the contrast between this young
mans life and the life of Herbert
Spencer. Spencer for twenty years
lost money on his wonderful works,
bringing them out at his own expense,
selling editions of 500 or $50 at the
rate of about one volume a month.
His first book, Social Statics," no
publisher would risk cent on. Spenc-
er paid the cost of publication. and the
edition of 750 copies took fourteen years
to sell.
Five years later, about 1856, he pub
lished The Principles of Psychology,
again at his own expense. In ten
years the edition was but half eX-
! hausted,
80 Spencer went on. He did not
marry because his small fortune was
only just enough to keep himself-and
he lived on less than $40 a week at that.
In cheap boarding houses he wrote his
| famous books, and all the money he
could save he spent in bringing them
out.
in 1865, studying his accounts,
Spencer found that in the course of
fifteen years he had lost, including in
terest and labor, $4,000.
FINALLY the tide turned. All losses
We're made good, and spencers works
sold well. But what perseVering old
chap he must have been to write and
write for so many years, gaining never
a cent, and continuing to the general
public quite unknown.
when middle-aged and unsuccessful
writer's. thinking of Upton Sinclair
grow downcast and discouraged, they
should think of Herbert Spencer and
take heart"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
ARMY TO STUDY THE
FINGER PRINT SYSTEM

BY Associated Press.
WASHINGTON, Aug. SO-Forty en-
listed men from various army posts
throughout the eastern part of the
United States will be ordered to the
war department in Washington IN
a short time for instruction in taking
finger prints and in photography, prep
aratory to carrying out the new 1dentl-
fication plans for the army.
1t is the purpose to have at least one
man at every post who is familiar
with the finger print and Photographic
work.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
LAUGH, AND THE TRUST LAUGHS
WITH YOU

For the best laugh of the summer,
read Mr.. Dooley on What We Eat
Golfers Weekly.
We are a laughter-loving race,
With keenest sense of humor blessed.
Nothing so sordid. mean or base
That does not furnish forth jest.
We of joke are oVer-fond-
No lover loved a maid so madly.
Unlike our kin across the pond
We do not take our pleasures sadly.
Just thinking of the food we eat
Evokes the summers one best laugh;
To us meal of rotten meat
Is funny as an epitaph.
Revealments scarcely ft to print
About our food are taken coolly--
1t is to laugh. We laugh, sans
And hold our sides with Mr..
Dooley.
Nothing is serious in our eyes;
We are a laughter-loving folk
Our prayer, each morning when we
Give us this day our daily Joke;
Lead us not into boredoms thrall
Deliver us. now and hereafter,
From serious thoughts And should
Forgive, us. Momus God of Laugh
ter" Puck.
THE REASON
There's blackbird in the marsh
Merrly slngeth he:
All. mel All. mel--it seemeth harsh,
The blackbirds song, to me.
trim gay bugler of the marsh
With epaulets OF red,
Thy little song II seemeth harsh
Frank Leo Pinet In August Lippin-
colts.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
The Scoreher

He scorched upon the main highway,
He scorched upon the village road;
He scorched upon the city street,
He scorched as If he had load"
He scorched all night. he scorched all
day,
He scorched when it was hot;
He scorched when in a lively race,
He scorched when ne was not.
He scorched one time too many, for
He broke his neclk-a bet.
So far as you or can tell,
He's scorching yet.
w. II. c.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

William j. Bryan will, if he lives be
the next president of the United States.
Even Republicans are beginning to al
most concede that proposition There
is not a man in the United States to-
day who would not be satisfied with
the election OF Bryan.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Mr.. Huntington's attorney, Mr..
Dunn. and the special committee Of the
city council on owl cars are to have
conference tomorrow. The whole
city is interested in the results Of that
conference and everybody hopes that
Mr.. Huntington is preparing to in
augurate a fair system OF late night
cars.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
Kills Two; Commits Suicide

BY Associated Press,
LA CROSSE, Kan, Aug. 30.-As the
result of a quarrel over the settlement
of an estate at McCracken, II miles
west of here, last night, Omar Young
shot and killed Alexander Walker and
Grant Pettijohn. Young afterward
shot himself.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
BIG WATER DEAL
MADE AT OAKLAND
By Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
OAKLAND, Aug. SO.-A $40, 100000
corporation has been organized to take
over the properties of the Contra Costa
Water company, recently acquired by
the Realty syndicate, and those of the
Syndicate Water company, which was
organized last January when the
Realty syndicate and the Contra Costa
company were at outs
This new corporation will have entire
control of the supplying of water to
Oakland, Alameda, Berkeley and Point
Richmond,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Houghton prevented a special ses-
sion of the city council yesterday and
thus estopped the council from acting
in behalf OF Broadway merchants
against the proposed saloon at 22C
South Broadway How long will this
man Houghton be tolerated as mis-
representative Of the Sixth ward?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

That tremendous noise you heard
from s O'Clock on, last night. was
merely the reverberation of the Bryan
welcome in New York. There'n be
more of it, so don't be alarmed.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

II the voting had to be done now,
there'd be precious little use in count
ing it. so unanimous would be the
Bryan ballots.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Bryan didn't use any phonetic SPELL
ing in his speech, you will notice Bryan
is too conservative to go daft over
every new fad.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

'You are charged" said the police
Justice, with violating the smoke or
dinanee. What have you to say?"
~ have not violated any ordinance,
your honor" protested the accused.
My factory has smoking chimney, II
is true, but IL has a right to have it,"
"On what ground?"
IT'S a tobacco factory your honor"
Chicago Tribune.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

The Delaware peach crop this year
will be one of the largest on record,
Notwithstanding the fact that it was
killed several times last spring by the
market reporters.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Bryan's first speech in America was:
"The United States is the finest coun-
try in the world" He ought to know;
he's seen all Of 'em now.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Hearst looks as small in New York
just now as nonpareil period in a
page Of solid great primer blackface.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

But what does Teddy propose to do
about words which may be spelled
more than one way and still be pho
netic?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

When it comes to a show down, the
peekaboo stocking also has it's support
ers.-Washington Post.
Well, maybe but in this matter you'll
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
Be Sure You Get to the Right Store
PA South Spring Street, Between yeones and NeD6ery

is Advertising the fact that he makes
the brand of cigarettes that Harry
Thaw has been smoking,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Already the San Francisco strikers
want to go back to their cars Why
did they ever strike?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
opinion by the hind legs of mule.

A Kansas City man died of shock on
hearing that he was heir to 5000
Fortunately this sort of yellow peril is
rare among the sensitive of the land.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

What was needed was a roof over all
New York city Nothing else would
have held the Bryan throngs.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Every time any one mentions nom
partisan ticket to Boss Parker he
throws another fit
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

A strike really broken in San Fran
cisco will be the greatest novelty since
the quake.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

1t is to be hoped that the Venice dog
show will be bowling success.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Not every man can tour the world
for a year or so and return a bigger
man than when he started.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Good morningl Are you in the Bryan
band wagon?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

"How different from other days"-
Bryan.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

My, but there are lot of sore throats
in New York today!
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

1t wasn't absence, after all. that
made the nations heart fonder of
Bryan.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Stackpole goes to San Quentin for
life. San Quentin has our sympathy
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Any one hear anything of Hearst's
popgun in the Bryan uproar in New
York?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

The earth really tipped down in New
York yesterday just from the over
crowding to hear Bryan.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Everybody = altogether = hurrah for
William j. Bryan, the next president!
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Is it possible that Eugene Debs is no
longer radical enough to keep himself
before the public?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Hurrah for William jennings Bryant
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Nobody seems to be killed by trolley
cars in San Francisco just now.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

The scientist who discovered that
crime and big ears invariably go to-
gether may have been Influenced in his
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

find that lots of people are from Mis-
souri.-Indianapoli News.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Bryan may have been gone, but he
now knows that he was not forgotten.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

That insistent "chug. chug. chug,"
heard family, is the tan eradicator
works running with day and night
shifts in preparation for the fall trade.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

New York's favorlte song: Bill
Bryan, you have come back home!"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Hurrah for william ]. Bryan!
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

The beauty OF Mr. Harriman's wav Of
getting other peoples money is that he
doesn't have to leave town with II.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
These Are Decrepid

Here are some deadening remarks
that have been used too long. Cut 'em
out:
Il don't care; my life's insured"
my face is my fortune"
"Why didn't you say so before you
spoke?"
"Howdy do-sky."
please pass the cow"
Have you change for a match?"
Take your umbrella. The weather
forecaster says it's going to be fair"
go tell your troubles to a police
man."
II can't carve this chicken-get me
an AK"
you can't believe half what you see
in the papers"
A new douma is soon to be elected in
Russia. This looks almost as useless
as nominating Republican ticket in
Texas.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
Pleasant Hot Weather Call

r. Freeze visited with j. Freeze in
Spring valley one day last week.
Dyersville. Ia, Commercial.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Hurrah for w. ]. Bryan!
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31
Pl-LineS and Plck-UDs
True Version

True Version
Everybody loafs but father.
He works hard all day.
Hustling to make the money
So that our life is gay.
Mother gabbles at parties.
So does sister Ann;
Everybody loafs at our house
But
our
old
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

The death of Lewis Morrison brings
unexpected relief to the advertising
men who recently resolved not to dis
play pictures of Mephistopholes on their
billboards hereafter.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-31

Some girls are born beautiful. som
achieve beauty and some have beaut
thrust upon them by the police cour
reporter