Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-06-09
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what is the matter? Christian Science
'hild-Oh, mamma, got terrible err
'or of the mind in my stomach.-Med-
cal Journal.
Shadbolt-I had such funny dream
asst night Dinguss was il?
Shadboit-I dreamed that asked you
Tor the money you owed me and you
paid it.-Chicago Tribune.
First Citizen-Then we both believe
Il municipal ownership, Second Citi-
sea-les, but we differ on the point
If which party should own the munich
pality.-Yonkers Statesman
We'll" said the tailor, II can make
that suit for you for $50 or 500" "Er
what do the two prices mean?' ask
ID Slopay Cash or credit" replied
the tailor Philadelphia Press.
Pa, what is being Independently
rlchT' "Oh, it's being so rich that you
Han wear old clothes without being
afraid people will think you can't afford
lew ones, Chicago Record Herald.
Customer-That hair tonic you sold
me Is humbug. You guaranteed 1t to
restore hair after everything else fail
ed. Barber-Well, maybe you didn't
try everything else.--New York Mail
Mother Bobby, begged papa for an
hour to-day to buy you pony, but he
won't do 1t. Bobby Indignantly
Why didn't you burst into tears?
Couldn't you do that much for me2--
New York Mail.
I'm in quandary." What is itT'
"Flossle and May are both In love with
me and don't know which one to mar
ry.' Don't marry either Of them"
why do you give that advice7" Both
OF those girls are friends Of niue
Houston Post.
What did that gentleman mean when
he asked you If your environment was
peasautY asked the younger sister.
"Oh, he meant the things which were
around me while was in the country"
replied the older one, We'll, Julia, l
never heard mems arms called by that
name before! p
about penry and his attempt to reach
the mysterious north pole. "Geew ex.
claimed the lad in the red sweater as
he smackcd his lips. 4 wish | was
along" why SO, my ladY asked the
teacher. cause you could have Lea
cream every day" 1
Are you the little boy whose papa
! writes so many cute sayings of chill
] drenF Yes, ma'am." II suppose
{ your papa is always encouraging you
} to talkr' NO, ma'am. He threatens
to whip me If | even whisper when he
is writing his bright things the chill
dren have said."-Judge,
81 don't believe asserted Farmer
Fodderschucks. that the editor of this
here agricultural Journal hez ever been
on n farm Ia his life. FIN intarnal
evidence | am led ter believe tibet the
feler don't know enough bout farm.
in ter plant his feet In tn road an
raise cloud of dust !"--Cleveland
Leader.
The managing editor wheeled his
chair around and pushed a button In
the wall The person wanted entered.
Here" said the editor ARE a number
Of directions from outsiders as to the
best way to run newspaper See that
they are all carried out" And the
office boy, gathering them all into
large wastebasket, did Washington
Life.
A little girl came in from school one
day very indignant because she had
been kept In to correct her exercises
after the others had been dismissed.
Mother" she said, I'm never, never
speak to Edna Bates again as long as
/ live" "Why. dearf' asked her moth
or Because" poutcd the little maid,
Il copied al my zamples from her, and
cve'y one Of 'em was wrong"
Mistress Mary, wasn't that gentle
man asking for mef New Maid-No,
mum. He described the lady he want
cd to see as being about forty, an 1
| told him it couldn't be you. Mistress
Quite right, Mary. You shall have an
extra afternoon off tomorrow. New
/ Maid-Yes. mum. Thankee. num- Yes,
mum. | told him il couldn't be you,
/ for you was about fifty. Mistress
And while you're taking your after.
noon off you'd better look for a new
place!
A little daughter Of a clergy man was
not feeling we'll. aud had to be put to
/ sod carly Mother" she said Il want