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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-18

7. ]. LLOYD, d. V. s., VETERINARY
Surgeon and Dentist. Graduate of
Grand Rapids Veterinary College,
Michigan. office at Pendleton Drug
company's store. Residence telephone
main 121
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DR.. d. j. M'FAUL, JUDD BLOCK.
Telephone, main 931; residence,
black 161.
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FOR SALE CHEAP-S20 ACRES 6
miles from Athena, mile from ware
house, half in winter wheat growing
fine; good buildings, WELL and wind
mill: half cash. half on long terms.
Box Q, Helix, Oregon.
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JOHN w. M'COURT, ATTORNEY AT
Law Smith Crawford building.
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w. r. BLANKENSHIP, PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon. Office, rooms 1918,
Smith Crawford building. 'Phones'
Office, black 1851; residence, black
2902.
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VETERINARY SURGEONS.

DIR. d. C. M'NABB, LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary board. Office Tallman's
drug store. Residence 1903 e. Court
street. Phone main lis.
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FOR RENT.
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-SIXTY
dollar due bill on Eilers Piano
house. Address Mrs. Fred A. Yates,
Hermiston, Ore.
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440 ACRES OF GOOD WHEAT LAND
miles north of Athena, at S40' an
acre. Terms. Craighead & Hayes
Athena
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DENTISTS.

RALPH C. SWINBURNE, DENTIST.
Rooms and 4, Crawford
building. opposite postoffice. Phone
main SAB.
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CARTER, RALEY & RALEY, AT
torneys at Law. Office in Savings
Bank building,
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DIR. NJ. S. KERN, DENTAL SUR
geon. Office, room Is Judd build
ing. Phone red 1901.
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THE INDIAN PRoDIcAL.
He, Instead Of the Fatted Calf. Was
the Object Of Paternal
Severity.

Solomon Homer, the brilliant Choctaw
Indian, said at his home in Caddo that
he needed to be a very intelligent and
Industrious Indian who would 20 out
into the world and make name, relates
the Kansas City Journal.
MANY Indians" he said, Ego out into
the world and some of them, of course,
succeed. Those who fail return home:
and that is sad returning, for every one
sneers at the young man whom the world
has conquered and driven back.
There was Black Eagle, a Choctaw
He went to Chicago, failed and came
back home. But he was afraid to 90 to
his fathers house till an old man said:
care you going to your fathers,
Black Eagle?'
." I don't know answered the youth
" Go there said the old man, for you
will be very welcome. There is no doubt
of it,
"Heartened little, Black Eagle did
go to his fathers, and the next day he
met the old man again.
"The old man smiled kindly.
so the prodigal returned he said.
And did your father kill the fatted
calf?'
No. Black Eagle answered, he didn't
kill the fatted calf, but he nearly killed
the prodigal.'
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WORST CASE OF ECZEMA.

Spread Rapidly Over Body-Limbs
and Arms Had to Be Bandaeed-
Marvellous Cure by cuticura.
"My son, who is now twenty-five
years of age, when he was four
months old began to have eczema on
his face, spreading quite rapidly until
he was nearly covered. We had all
the doctors around us, and some from
larger places, but no one helped him a
particle. The eczema was something
terrible, and the doctors said it was
the worst case they ever saw. At
times his whole body and face were
covered, all but his feet. I had to
bandage his limbs and arms; his
scalp was just dreadful. A friend
leased me to try CuticMa, and l be-
gan to use all three of the Cuticura
Remedies. He was better in two
months, and in six months he was
we'll. Mrs. R. L. Risley, Piermont,
N. H., Oct. "a, 1905"
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Irish Wit.

Once upon time an Irishman and
a Yankee were riding along together.
They happend to pass a gallows and
the Yankee asked: where would
you be, friend If the gallows had all
that is due to it?" "Sure, an I'd be
ridin' meself to-day, sor." answered
the witty son of Erin.
Once upon time an Irish horse
dealer sold to a man mare that he
assured the purchaser was Sound in
mind and limb and without fault"
After the mares new oner took her
home he found the animal was blind
in one eye and could scarcely see
with the other. Returning to the
Irishman. he protested, saying: "You
assured me the mare was without
fault. and I find her blind of an eye"
To this the ready Irishman made
answer: "Sure, an the poor critters
blindness is not her fault. but her
misfortune, soir."
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Are You Tired, Nervous
and Sleepless?

Nervousness and sleeplessness ara us.
ually due to the fact that the nerves are
not fed on properly nourishing blood !;
tney are starved nerves. DR.. Pierce's
rich blood, and thereby the nerves are
properly nourished and all the organs of
the body are run as smoothly as machin-
cry which runs in oil. In this wav YOU
feel clean, strong and strenuous-you are
Toned up and invigorated,. and you are
good Tor whole lot Of physical or mental
crease in vitality and health are iast;no.
The trouble with most tonics and mod.
cines which have q large, booming sale
for short time, is that they are larcely
composed OF alcohol holding the drugs in
solution. This alcohol shrinks up the red
blood corpuscles, and in tho long run
exhilarated and better for the time being,
yet in the end weakened and with vitality
decreased. DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
discovery contains no alcohol. Every
bottle OF 1t bears upon its wrapper Tho
Badge Of Honesty, in q full list Of all its
several ingredients. For the druggist to
oner you something he claims is "just as
Every Ingredient entering. into tho
world-famed Golden Medical Discovery'
mas the unanimous approval and endorse
ment OF the leading medical authorities
OF all the several schools Of practice. No
other eth medicine sold through druggists for
The Golden Medical Discovery'' not
only produces all the good effects to be-
obtained from the use Of Golden Seal
root: in all stomach, liver and bowel
troubles, as in dyspepsia, billiousness, con-
stipation, liberation Of stomach and
bowels and kindred ailments, but the
Golden Seal root used in its compound
Ing is greatly enhanced in its curative &C.
ton BY other ingredients such as Stone
root, Black Cherrybark, Bloodroot, Man
refined glycerine.
'The Common Sense Medical Adviser. /"
Is sent free in paper covers on receipt Of
u ne-cent stamps to pay the cost Of mail
ing only. For 81 stamps the cloth bound
volume will be sent. Address DR.. r. v,
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con.
stlpation, biliousness and headache.
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UNsoPHIsTIcATED BRIDE.
Didn't Want the Chickens Killed I'm
less They Were Perfectly
Fresh.

Harvard's football coach, w. T.
Reid, Jr., was talking about the dan
ger of entertaining and the staleness
that entertaining brings, relates the
New York Tribune.
What, precisely. is staleness?" a
freshman asked.
Mr.. Reid smiled.
Don't you know what it is to be
stale?" he said. well, it is time you
learned. You are as bad as the girl
friend Of mine married last Oc-
tober.
''This girl, few days after she had
set up housekeeping went to poul-
try dealers and said:
Have you any fresh roasting chick
ens?"
"'Have IL said the dealer. Well,
madam, just look here.
"And he showed her his back yard.
crowded with handsome live chickens
that had just come in from his farm
in the country.
How many do you want, madam
he said. I'll kill them and send them
up to you Vi
"'I want two II they're fresh the
bride answered. But don't kill them
unless you're positively sure Of their
freshness. Ny husabnd will only ct
fresh chicken u
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FACTS
For Sick Women
To Consider

F1RsT.-That almost every operation
In our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect of
such symptoms as backache, irregular
and painful periods. displacements
of the female organs, pain in the side,
burning sensation in the stomach,
bearing.down pains, nervousness, dig
illness and sleeplessness.
SEcoND.-The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number of
absolute cures of female ills is Lydia
=. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t regulates, strengthens and cures
diseases of the female organism as
nothing else can.
For thirty years it has been helping
women to be strong, curing backache.
nervousness, kidney troubles, inf1am-
nation of the female organs. weak
ness and disp1acements, regulating
the periods perfectly and overcoming
their pains. 1t has.also proved itself
invaluable in preparing women for
childbirth and the change of life.
TH1RD.-The great volume of unso.
icited and grateful testimonials on file
at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, many of which are from time to
time published by permission, give alb
solute evidence of the value of Lydia
u. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Mrs. Pinkham's advice.
Mrs. Plnkham's StandingInvita
observation-disclosures suffering from any
form of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs. Pink
ham, at Lynn, Mass. ALI letters are
received, opened, read and answered
by women only. From symptoms given,
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way Of recovery
advised. Mrs. Pinkham is daughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease she has been adj
vising sick mountaineering Outof
the vast volume of experience in treat
ing female ills Mrs. Pinllham probably
has the very knowledge that will help
your case. Surely, any woman, rich or
poor, is very foolish if she doesnot take
advantage of this generous offer Of
assistance.
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He WENT ON CRuTCHES
AZ Medicines Failed Until D.. vii.
ltams' Pink Pills Cured HE
8heumatlsm.

"Some years ago." says Mr.. w. H.
Clark, printer, living at 812 Buchanan
street, Topeka, Kans., ~ had bad at.
tack OF rheumatism and could not seem
to get over it. All sorts of medicines
failed to do me any good and my trouble
kept getting worse. My feet were SO
swollen that could not wear shoes and
had to go OH clutches. The pain was
terrible.
Zone day I was setting the typo of an
article for the paper telling what DR..
Williams Pink Pills had done for a man
afflicted as was and was so impressed
with it that I determined to give the
medicine trial. For a year my rheu-
matism had been growing worse, but
after taking DR.. Williams Pink Pills I
began to improve. The pain and swell.
Ing all disappeared and can truthfully
say that haven t felt better in the past
twenty years than I do right now. I
could name, off hand, a half-dozen peo-
pie who have used DIR. Williams Pink
Pills at my suggestion and who have re-.
ceived good results from them"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are guaran.
teed to be safe and harmless to the most
delicate constitution. They contain no
morphine, opiate, narcotic, nor any
thing to cause a drug habit. They do not
act on the bowels but they actually make
new blood and strengthen the nerves.
Dr.Williams' Pink Pills cure rheuma-
tisln because they make rich, red blood
and 10 man or woman can have healthy
blood and rheumatism at the same time.
They have also cured many cases Of
anemia, neuralgia, sciatica, partial pa
ralysis, locomotor ataxia and other dis
eases that have not yielded to ordinary
treatment.
All druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
Pills or they will be sent by mail, post
paid, OH receipt of price, so cents per
box. six boxes for $3.50. by the DIR. Will
0ams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
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around the curve IN the
road, Her hands ii1ly folded in her

disappeared around the curve in the
road. Her hands idly folded in her
lap. she saw the shadows deepen
around her one by one. Her eyes
Toasted on the wonderful after.glow
OF the sunset; she saw a new signifl.
canoe in the faint ambers and dusky
violets, which were superseding the
daring oranges and fiery reds.
When the west was yelled in cloud
OF feecy mist, the evening star came
out and the pale crescent of the moon
rose over the horizon. A wondrous
quiet settled on the hills and wales; y
soothing peace stole over her. and,
sinking on her knees, she hid her face
In the brown-eyed daises and gave
thanks to God for the "Afterglow."
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WAS A "oRAND OLD MAN"
Passing Of the Foremost Citizen and
Scholar Of the Argentine
Republic.

On the 10Th of January, 1906, the
Grand Old Man" of the Argentine Re-
public, the Washington of his coun-
try, Gen. Mitre, passed from the scene
of his IS years of laborious and glori-
GUS record. His biography is the po-
litical history of the Argentine Re-
public during the last half of the nine
teenth century, writes Jennie Howard,
Buenos Ayres, in Boston Transcript.
A pure-hearted, brave, simple, honest
man, whose patriotism was the inspira-
ton and handspring of his life, he
is mourned to-day, not alone by his
own country, which owes it's life as
nation to him, but by the sister re-
publics Of South America, for whose
liberty and welfare he was ever ready
to sacrifice his fortune, his ambitions,
and life itself.
He was historian, and his histories
of San Martin and Belgrano are every
where admitted to be true monuments
of his erudition and distinguished lit
erary ability. He was a poet, and a
translator from English, French and
Italian. Dante's Inferno" and Victor
Hugo's "Ruy Bias" being among his
most famous translations. His trans
lation Of "Grays "Elegy" and Long
fellows Psalm of Life" are among his
finest translations of shorter poems,
From an early period of his life,
Gen. Mitre had the distinction of be-
ing elected member of the leading
literary and scientific institutions of
the world. These included the Geo.
logical Society of Berlin, the Scan
dinavian Royal Antiquarian society,
the Historical Institute of france, the
Royal Academy of Science and Art of
Spain, the Academy of Sciences of
Lisbon, Historical Society of Rhode Is
land, U. S. A., and was granted the
high honor of the "Insigne Artistica
Congregations de Virtuosi al Pan
theon," besides being a member of
many similar societies in Europe and
the South American republic. There
is neither time nor space for list of
the literary works of Gen. Mitre, nor
the honors showered upon him from
all parts of the civilized world.
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500 Reward. 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there at least dreaded disease that science
mas been able to cure In all its stages, and that is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
being constitutional disease, requires a constitu.
tional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in.
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
ing nature in uolng its work The proprietors have
90 much faith in IT'S curative powers that they Offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t fails to
cure. Send for list of testimonials,
Address F. j. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
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straighten, hard to do any work that
brought a strain on the back. I had
frequent attacks Of gravel and the
urine was passed too often and with
pain. When l. used Doan's Kidney
Pills, however, all traces of the trou.
Bile disappeared and have not return.
ed. am certainly grateful"
Sold by all dealers. so cents q boz.
Toster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. z.
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On the Go.

Mrs. S!ubb-John, that new cook
says she used to be on the stage dur
ing her younger days.
Mr.. Stubb-I don't doubt it. Her
past record shows that she has been
doing one-night stands with every fam
lily that engaged her.
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sands who suffer
from kidney trou-
hles brought on by
daily work. II first
noticed it eight or
ten years ago." said
Mr.. I4ightner. "The
dull pain in the
back fairly made
me sick. It was
hard to get up or
d OW n. hard IN
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-05-11
Nothin' DOM.

Kind Lady-Now that you have had
your dinner, what would you say if
offered you some work?
The Hobo-Excuse me. ma'am, but
I'm too much of a gentleman to say it
in the presence of lady. Good after
noon, ma'am.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-05-11

Send to Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y,
for free package of Garfield Tea, the herb
cure for constipation and liver trouble.
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Any Man.

Any Man.
Nell-She says she will never mar.
ry until her ideal comes to her and
says, II love you"
Belle-What is her ideal?
Nell-A man, of course.
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lnceasine His 9th.

Inceasfng His 9th.
Notwithstanding all the EXCISE he
takes, Foley seems to get fatter and
latter"
eyes, all his exercise certainly
seems to go to waist"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-05-11

A man may be short of ideas, and
still be able to hand out long line of
talk.
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Try Garfield Tea! 1t purifies the blood.
eleanses the system, brings good health.
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Wise politicians. climb into the band
wagon rather than risk being knocked
down before being run over by it.
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Myra.

We got new servant girl, Myra,
We had lots Of trouble to hyra;
She broke all our china.
I wanted to fina,
But couldn't-so we had to fyra!
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In Pinch. u.. ALIENS Foor.EAsE,

A powder. It cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists, Csc. Trial package,
FREE. Address A. s. Olmsted, LIE
Roy. N. Y,
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Surely the man who deceives him.
self is an easy mark for other deceiv-
ers.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
dammston, allsys palm cures wind collie. 25c bottle,
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DR.. J. H. RINDLAUs (speciaIist),
Eye, Ear. Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. q.
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Not Much poin'.

Not Much Doin'.
Simkins-Old Skinner is considered
pretty we'll to do, isn't he?
Timkins-Yes. Also pretty hard to
do.
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AN EVERYDAY srRUooLE.

Men and Women Of Every Occupation
Suffer Mlssrlss from, kidney Com.
Il. plant.
J. G. Lightner. 703 So. Cedar st..
Abilene, Kansas, ID one Of tho thou.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-26

Gillett says the Republican party relies upon its past record. Pretty rotton support, that
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-26
WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY.
Is the Result of Prolonged Study and
 Deeo Research.

Marconi-the wireless wiZard--did not stumble accidentally upon the principles of his marvellous invention.
 It was only by deed and prolonged study of the cause of certain known phenomena in nature that he was able to produce the startling effecs-
 Many people, in speaking of air Re- storers, have way of punching them altogether without discrimination.
 Herpicide is as different from other so-called "hair restorers" and rem edies" as day is from night.
 It is scientific preparation prepar ed for the sole purpose of destroying the scalp microbe that causes dandruff and falling hair.
 Sold by leading druggists. Send 10c in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co, Detroit. Mich.
 BIs6EE DRUG CO. Special Agents.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-26
NEW MEX|COW
 DECLARE FOR S|NGLESTATE
Ex-Gov, 0tero Makes State ment That in His Opinion People of That Territory Will Vote Down Jointure.

Hon. B. A. Packard returned to Co chise county last evening from Albu- querque, N. M., where he has been in attendance at the Albuquerque Territo- rial Fair for the past week. Mir. Packard reports the fair great sue cess and large crowds were in attend ance daily.
 As a result of his visit Mir. Packard made the announcement yesterday that a number of the fast horses of New Mexico, both runners and trotters, will come to Phoenix for the Territo- rial Fair in November.
 Speaking of the statehood sentiment in New Mexico, of which MT. Packard took occasion to observe, he said that there has been a tremendous change of sentiment in our adjoining Territo- " during the past six weeks against the proposition of jointure, and that he would not be surprised if New Mexico returned a majority against jointure, as Arizona proposes to do.
 While in New Mexico I met ex- Governor Otero," said Mir. Packard at the train yesterday. He was in com pany with Sol Luna, the Republican National Committeeman from New Mexico at the time. In the course of the conversation Gov. Otero made the statement that in his opinion New Mexico would declare for single state hood or none, and added: T am de- batting now whether I shall take the stump against the proposition or not. "
 Speaking of the approaching election in Arizona, Mr. Packard stated that
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-26
CROWD WITNESSES
 NEGRO WHIPPING

WILMINGTON, Del, Sept. 25.-Be. fore the eager gaze of nearly 800 per sons, Charles Gonley, the negro who was few days ago sentenced to fifty lyears' imprisonment and to receive thirty lashes for committing an atro- c;ous assault and battery on Mrs Beatrice Frankish and her daughter, Miss Gussie Leitch, two weeks ago. vas publicly whipped today in the yard of the Newcastle County Work house.
 While there have been many whip pings in the jail, none attracted such interest as that of Conley.
 More than 2oo0 persons ciamored for admission to the workhouse yard, which was too small to accommodate all cf them.
 Although the lashes were laid on well. they were carefully distributed so tha. no blood was drawn.
 The mans back when the castiga- ton was completed was mass of dark welts and ridges almost from should CTS to waist.
 Conley staggered slightly when he was released, but was able to walk without assistance to his cell to en- ter upon his sentence of Imprisonment for half century.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-09-26

Gov. Otero was loud in his praise of Hon. Marcus A. Smith, Arizona's del egate to Congress, for the work he did in the last Congress against the passage of the Hamilton bill. q hope the friends of single statehood in Ari- zona will return Mark Smith to Con gress, regardless of politics, with the largest majority on record. This is no time to think of politics" was the language of the late governor of New Mexico, said Mir. Packard. There is possibility that Sol. Luna, one of the most in fluential Republicans in New Mexico. will soon be in the fight against joint statehood along with Gov. Otera. and there is every indica- tion in that territory at the present time that both Arizona and New Mex ico will turn down the proposition in no uncertain manner"