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The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06

According to the theories of the pes simist it is folly to circulate them.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06

Lots of men pray for things they wouldn't be willing to work for.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething sofeBs the gums reduces in hsmmaUon allays pain. cures wind coiic 25c bottle.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06

Enmlty of your enemies is less un- certain than the friendship of your friends.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06

Ducks haven't the better of lawyers and doctors in the matter of big bills.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06

A mans opinion of himself doesn't necessarily increase the circumference of his headgear.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.
Unable 10 Do Even Housework Be-
 cause of Kidney Troubles.

Mrs Margaret Emmerich, of Clinton street, Napoleon, O., says: For fif-
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06
National Pure Food and Drugs Act.

The Garfield Remedies meet with the highest requirements of the new Law Take Garfield Tea for constipation.
The Carlisle independent., 1906-12-06

and Investigating mind, an earnest seeker after knowledge, and above all, possessed of a wonderfully sympa- thetic nature.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
LlNCOLN'S MlRTCLE.
Spectator Thought He Hewed Logs for
Birthplace.

Spectator Thought He Hewed Logs for
Birthplace.
A great deal Of curiosity and COM
ment was aroused by the Lincoln log
cabin as 1t passed through the differ
ent cities of the East, on it's way from
New York to its final resting place in
Kentucky. Many curious anecdotes are
told of the trip, one of which was re-
counted with keen relish at the Belve-
dere the other day by Capt. N. S. Bull
lit of Company A, First Kentucky in
fantry, who was in charge of the de-
tail OF five privates that guarded the
relic on its way south
The car on which the cabin rested
stood on a railroad siding in Phtladel-
phia, when a Quaker City man, who
had exhibited great apparent interest
In the cabin, approached Capt. Bullitt
with timid question.
$50 that is really the Lincoln cab
ln?" he asked
"The real thing" responded the cap
tain.
"And Lincoln was born in there?"
Fright within those very walls
"Well, WELL" said the questioner, as
he ruminatively stroked a meager tuft
"f reddish beard, land l suppose he
cut those logs with his own hands.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Mr1 1MawKoehne
Nervous exhaustion invites disease,

Nervous exhaustion invites disease,
This statement is the positive truth.
When everything becomes burden
and you cannot walk few blocks with!
out excessive fatigue, and you break
out into perspiration easily, and your
face fushes, and you grow excited and
shaky at the least provocation, and
you cannot bear to be crossed in any
thing, you are in danger; your nerves
have given out you need building up
at once! To build up woman's nerv-
GUS system and during the period Of
change of life we know of no better
medicine than Lydia e. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound. Here is an illus
tration. Mrs. Mary L. Koehne, 371
Garfield Avenue, Chicago ILL.,, writes {:
81 have used Lydia E. Pinkham'sVegetab
Compound for years in my family and it
never disappoints; so when / felt that was
nearing the change Of life commenced treat
ment with it. / took in all about six bottles
and it did me great ideal of good. 1t stopped
my dizzy spells, pains in my back and the
headaches with which had suffered for
months before taking the Compound feel
that il it had not been for this great medicine
for women that should not have been alive
to-day. It issplendid for women, old or young,
and will surely cure all female disorders"
Mrs. Pinkham, daughter-in-law OF
Lydia e. Pinkham, of Lynn. Mass, in.
vites all sick and ailing women to write
her for advice. Her great experience
3s at their service. free of cost.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
POPE WILL NOT LIVE LONG.
Archbishop keane Says Plus Does
Not Want Long Pontifcate.

New York, Sept 5.-Archbishop
John J. Keane of Dubuque, Iowa, who
has just returned from France, yes
terday said
Pope Plus was practically forced
on the papal throne. He did not wish
to take the responsibility. He will
not live long. He does not want to-.
In my opinion he will never hold a
consistory, and the outlook for the
creation Of an American cardinal is
hpt encouraging. The pope, a few
days after his elevation, declared that
he would never hold consistory and
that he did not wish to have long
pontificate. l believe his wishes will
be fulfilled.
IF the pope should decide to honor
this country, l believe he would not
create one cardinal, but two''
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
CAUGHT in the Act.

Rhinelander, Wis, Sept 5.-Ole
Aundan, aged thirty-five, was caught
in the act of robbing the 500 house
When discovered by Patrolman One
liza he was carrying the cash register
out Of the building. An accomplice,
who was keeping watch, told the OFF,
Ger of the burglary going on within,
and escaped. while his partner was ar
rested. Aundan pleaded guilty and
will be sentenced tn Waupun by Judge
Billings
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
WILD WITH ITCHING HUMOR.
Eruption Broke Out in Spots All Over
Body-Cured at Expense of Only
81 oE-rhopke N,,$trur,


6ody-cured at Expense of Only
$1.25-Thanks Cuticura.
The Cuticura Remedies cured me of
my skin disease, and am very thank
ful to you. My trouble was eruption
of the skin, which broke out in spots
all over my body. and caused con.
tinual itching which nearly drove me
wild at times. l got medicine of
doctor, but 1t did not cure me, and
when I saw in paper your ad. sent
to you for the Cuticura book, and
studied my case in 1T. l then went
to the drug store and bought one cake
of Cuticura soap, one box of Cuticura
Ointment and one vial Of Cuticura
Pills. From the first application re-
ceived relief. l used the first set and
two extra cakes of Cuticura Soap, and
was completely cured. l had suffered
for two years, and again thank Cuti-
cura for my cure. Claude N. John
son. Maple Grove Farm, r. F. D. z.
Walnut. Kan, June 10, 1905"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Keeping II In the Family.

"Confound 1t ALL" said the elderly
gentleman who was dining with
chorus lady, "the youngster with that
actress at the corner table is my
grandson. The young puppy!"
"Oh, it's all right" retorted the fair
damsel. Hes with my grandmother"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
North Dakota Solves the Aduiteratlon
Problem,


North Dakota seems to have found
the key to the question, How shall
we protect the people from frauds in
manufactured products?" A new law
has recently gone into effect designed
to make 1t impossible to deceive peo-
ated paint under the impression that
they are getting real paint, viz: pure
white lead and linseed oil.
The North Dakota lawmakers did
not attempt to absolutely prohibit the
inferior pigments, or mixtures of
pigments. They adopted the slogan,
LET the label tell" and then left to
the people to buy whichever they
wished
Under this plan, II any one wishes
to buy mixture of rock-dust, ground
quartz and other cheap elements
which are found in many paints and
so-called white leads" no one can
object; for they do it with their eyes
open. But if they prefer genuine
white lead and linseed oil, they can
be sure of getting it, for none but
the genuine article can bear a label
which says pure white lead"
In all other States mixtures are Of
ten sold as pure white lead which
contain little - sometimes no real
white lead
1t would seem that were this same
principle applied to food, beverages
and all other prepared articles, where
deception is practiced upon the buy
er, the question would be solved. 1t
would leave us free to buy what we
pleased, but would protect us from
unwittingly buying what we did not
want.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
NO CONCESSIONS
FOR INSURGENTS
PRESIDENT PALMA SAYS GOV.
EMINENT las NOTHING FUR.
THEIR TO OFFER.
RESPECT AMERICAN PROPERTY
THE REBELS WILL NOT MOlEST
AMERICANS UNLESS DEFEAT
FACES THEM.
RESPECT AMERICAN PROPERTY

Havana, Sept 5-President Palma
Associated Press put an end to any
expectation that he would make any
concessions whatever to the rebels
beyond the offer of pardon already
extended The president said he could
not possibly make such concessions
either now or hereafter and could not
see in any event what the government
could offer beyond what had already
been done.
American interventiou the presi-
dent said, had not been considered.
because the government believed it
could end the ihsurrection without as
sistance.
Still Talk of Peace.
Talk about peaceful settlement
continues rife but no definite plan is
offered that can be acceptable to
either side. A meeting of veterans
and politicians may be held but any
definite results are altogether unlike
ly.
No fighting of consequence is re-
ported. The principal engagement re-
ported yesterday is one in which Col
Vale, commanding a force which sail
ed week ago from Cienfuegos, en-
countered force of insurgents whom
he scattered, taking ten prisoners,
arms and horses.
Fortify San Luis.
San Luis is being fortified by en-
bankments, managed by 100 volun-
teers under Col Baccalao. Capt. Poey,
one Of President Palma's aids, COM
mands, a scouting expedition in that
vicinity
The correspondents OF three Ha-
vana newspapers who left San Juan
de Martinez in an automobile after
wards deserted the vehicle and are
reported to have joined the insur-
gents. Twelve hundred military cav
airy and infantry have been organ
lied at Cienfuegos to defend the city.
Pits have been dug and wire fortifica
tions erected in the weak portions Of
the city.
Respect American Property.
Santa Clara is being fortified in
similar fashion, and at Cienfuegos
there Is much preparation for defense.
There are mounted infantry and vol
unteers at both places.
The insurgents in Havana and Pi-
mar del Rio provinces continue to re-
spect American properties. One of
Asbert's bands who had taken horses,
cows and hogs from an American
dairy farm near Havana returned all
the horses, paid 5000 for the hogs and
apologiZed.
Compel Intervention.
Near Bahia Honda a band of 800
took all the horses on neighboring
plantations except those of Ameri-
cans, declaring they would not mo-
lest American property unless they
found that the Cuban government was
defeating them, whereupon they
would destroy enough to compel the
United States to intervene, as they
would never consent to the present
government continuing to rule Cuba.
The insurgents policy in Santa Clara
province, however, is different
A band of insurgents is supposed
to be between Santiago and Guante.
mo.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Get EN- Both.

Watch us catch ham sandwich on
the fly some time during the noon
hOur.-Milwaukee Sentinel
Er-a-yes, but, say, old chap,
haven't you really got the two re-
versed?-Indianap News.
Nope. We always catch the fly at.
ter we get the Observation-Disclosures
Sentinel.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
His M otto.

Welldigger-Now we have found a
mighty good vein of water, but there
is nothing like being doubly safe and
sure of the supply Suppose we dig
It, say, twenty feet deeper?
Owner-No. l have always had for
my motto, "Let we'll enough alone"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
DANE DELIBERATELY FOULS
COLORED BOY IN FORTY
SECOND ROUND.
NELSON IS R0UNDlY KISSED
CANS CUT AND SMASHED THE
BATTLER ALL THROUGH
THE FIGHT.

Goldfield, New, Sept. 5-Battling
Nelson deliberately fouled Joe Cans
in the forty-second round Of the best
and longest fight seen here in many
years. Both men we're tired when
the fight ended, but Cans was appar
emily the stronger. He was away
ahead on points and had smashed and
cut Nelson all through the fight wiCh
out being badly hurt himself.
Shortly after the forty-second round
commenced the men were in theiI
usual ciinch. Nelson had his head ON
Cans shoulder and his arm down.
Foul Blow a Vicious One.
Several times he hit Cans below
the belt, apparently feeling for a vital
spot AT last he drew back his right
arm and hit Cans a vicious blow
square in the groin. The colored boy
sank to his knees and rolled over on
his back. Referee Siler without hesi-
tatiop ordered Nelson to his corner
and awarded the fight to Cans on a
foul.
Siler's decision received almost
unanimous approval The foul was
so obvious that not even men who
had bet on Nelson could say that it
had not been committed.
Nelson Is Kissed.
All through the long contest Nelson
had employed rougn tactics. He re-
peatedly butted Cans and had to have
his head hauled away by the referee.
Siler was loudly cheered as he left
the ring, as was Cans, who was car
ried to his dressing room. Nelson
and his seconds were hissed as they
departed.
Cans in many ways put up most
remarkable battle. Of course his skill
as boxer was expected to be shown,
but his endurance surprised every
one
Cans Breaks Hand.
His work was the more wonderful
when 1t is known that in the thirty
third round he broke his right hand.
Never after that did he strike blow
with it, with the exception of a few
short-arm iolts while clinching. He
did all his work with his left hama
and put it all over Nelson.
Cans stated after the fight that Mel
son Intentionally fouled. He said he
knew he could finish Nelson, as he
was comparatively strong and Nelson
was growing weaker all the time.
Larry" Sullivan announced for Cans
that he would meet Nelson in two
weeks in another fight, as he was sure
he could whip him and did not want
to take advantage Of the foul.
First Rounis Fast.
The first fifteen rounds of the fight
were very fast After that the men
there rally. Although Cans was far
ahead of Nelson in points and most
of the time looked like a sure winner.
Nelson put up wonderful fight on
his side. The endurance and recuper-
ative powers shown by Nelson were
extraordinary. On nearly half dozen
occasions when it seemed another
blow would put the white boy out, the
gong rang and saved him. Cans
fought remarkably clean fight.
Very Orderly Crowd.
Although Goldfield is mining
camp, it is seldom that more order
ly crowd ever attended such a con-
test
Cans undoubtedly was the favorite.
His gentlemanly behavior won the ad-
miration of ALL
The attendance was about 5000, al
though estimates were made as high
as $500. About 200 women were pres
ent.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
BOOTH MUST PAY THE PIPER.
Traced to Jackson, Mich, and Arrest
ed for. Alleged EmbezzIement.

La Crosse, Wis, Sept. 81. w.
Booth, former local manager of the
North American Telegraph company,
has been brought to this city from
Jackson, Mich, where he was employ
ed as a train dispatcher, charged with
embezzling 5000 belonging to the
North American company At Jack
son he went under the name of j. W.
Mordaunt. He left this city on July
] with a woman, and after his de-
parture shortage was discovered in
his accounts. He came here from
Duluth the latter part of April.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
THIEVES LOOT HOTELS.

Make "Sneak" Visit to Hostelries and
Get 5000 in swag.
Lawton, Mimi, Sept. 5.-Sneak
thieves went through the Barrett
house and Lawton hotel and secured
about 5000 in cash, watches and other
valuables and made their escape. At
the Lawton, DR.. Longenecker heard
the thieves at work and got up to in
vestigate, only to find that he had
been robbed of all his valuables. Be
fore he could give the alarm the men
escaped from the building.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Fire Loss Is $500. coo.

Kansas City, Mo-, Sept The
power house of the Kansas City &
Leavenworth Electric railway at Wol-
colt, Kan, was burned last night, with
its valuable machinery. Loss, $780,
900.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Almost a Creation.

Jinks-"That bathing suit is quite q
creation, isn't it?"
Winks-"Well, let's see. A creation
IL made out of nothing, isn't It? Yes.
that's almost a creation."-Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Prouress.

"Oh! yes; he's pretty deep in poll
tics now"
well, that's not surprising; that
has been his bent for years."
Bent? Huh! he's positively crooked
now"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Ejuhteen Injured.

Peru, Ind, Sept. 5-Two traction
cars crashed together on the Fort
Wayne & Wabash traction line on
steep hill south of this place last
night. Eighteen persons were in
jured.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Just the Thinu,

First Tramp t'ink I'll go into de
Insurance business, Bill.
Second Tramp Huh! Dere's nut
tin dom in dat.
First Tramp-Exactly!
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Games at 3.

"Mr. JONES' said the Office boy, II
gotter get OF dis afternoon. Me gram
mother Is dyin'"
I've got something for you to do to-
day, Johnnie" said Mr.. Jones, "but you
may go at o'clock"
"Aw! wot good is o'clock?" -
Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Indirectly.

DO you ever contribute to the cam
paign fund.-"
Indeed, yes. have life insurance
policy"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07
Do You Own a Hand Separator?

II So where are you selling your cream !?
Have you looked into our method of paying
cash for every can and giving liberal pre-
mlums besides? Write us. r. f. COBB.
ST Paul Mimi
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07

Mrs. W instow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething. softens the gums reduces IN.
hsmmation, aays pain. wind coIiu. 25c bottle
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07

When a woman discovers her first
white hair there's one more meeting of
the blue and the gray
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07

Mems Shoes. So to $1.oo. Boys, Shoes. e
Misses & Chtldrens Shoes, %. 26 to $1.oo.
Try w. L. Douglas Wolnen's, Misses and
Children's shoes; for style. fit and wear
they excel other makes.
II could take you into my large
factories at BrocktOn, Mass. land show
you how carefully WI. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are of greater value
than any other make.
Wherever you live, you can obtain w. L:
Douglas shoes. His name and price Is stamped
on the bottom, which protects you against high
prices and inferior shoes. Take no substis
tute. Ask your dealer for w. l.. Douglas shoes
and insist upon having them.
Fast Color Eveiets used; they wiH not wsav bvassy
Write for illustrated Catalog of Fall Styles.
w. L. DOUGLAS, Dept. II, Brockton. Masss
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-09-07

People who are always picking
bones get little meat.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-05
CAMBODlAN DANCERS
SHOCK EVEN GAY PARIS

Special Cable TO The Herald
MARSEILES, Aug. A-Since the de-
parture Of the "wayward Cambodian
dancers" many stories have leaked out
concerning their antics which were
carefully suppressed by their attend
ants through a fear Of angering or an
noying King Sisowath. one of the
stories Is to the effect that the dancers
had arranged to dance in their native
costumes at the tomb of the great
warrior Napoleon Inasmuch as the
Cambodian native costume is little i'm
provement over the Partisan nude, this
tribute to the memory of Bonaparte
was carefully and quietly suppressed.
While travelling on the train between
Paris and Marseilles they insisted on
trying to open the doors and alight
while the train wasfn motion, and had
eventually to be locked in.
Then they caught sight of the alarm
bells and began playing with them
After the train had been stopped seven
times, one of the company's engineers
went from carriage to carriage with
an interpreter. explaining that he had
arranged for a devil to come out Of
each of the bells II the buttons were
pressed This frightened them so much
that they did not dare to touch the
bells again.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-05
ROYAL INFANT ON SHOW
Crown Prince of Germany Takes His
New Baby to the Servants
Hall
pecial Cable to The Herald.

Special Cable to The Herald.
BERLIN, Aug At is stated that
the kaiser will celebrate the birth OF
his first grandson by granting an am
nesty to prisoners on a liberal scale.
Meanwhile the birth of a prospective
heir to the throne has been made the
occasion of many marks of royal favcr,
The crown prince presented ten shil-
lings to each OF the Potsdam Guard ar
tillerymen who participated in firing
the salute in honor of the birth of his
son. He also took the infant and
showed him to the servants in the
palace.
When Princess Victoria Louise heard
that she had become an aunt she said
the event must be duly celebrated. She
disappeared with a basket into the cell
lars of the palace and returned with
several bottles of champagne, which
she distributed among the servants so
that they might drink the health
of her new nephew She also wove a
wreath of roses, which she took to the
Marmor palace, and sent them in with
her congratulations to the crown prin-
cess.
The empress made a gift of money
to the men who formed the guard at
the Marmor palace on the day the child
was born.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-05
AUSTRIAN COUNT HOLDS
SAME OFFICE II YEARS
specIal cable to The Herald.

Special Cable to The Herald
VIENNA, Aug. 4.-There seems no
doubt that the resignation of Count
Goluchowski of his Office as minister
of foreign affairs is a certainty in the
very near future. If his own wishes
had been consulted he would have left
two months ago. But as the Emperor
Franz Josef becomes older his aversion
to change increases. He has had Count
Goluchowski as his minister of foreign
affairs for over eleven years, and that
fact alone would suffice to make him
averse to part with him. But the count
has had enough of the thorny Office of
Austro- Hungarian foreign minister.
This is not on account Of his age, for
he is one of the youngest foreign min
listers in Europe, being only fifty-six
years of age But eleven years of
storm and stress in the Ballplatz in
Vienna is more than the ordinary man
desires.
Many names are put forward for the
succession Of Count Goluchowsli. The
one who has most chance is Baron Won
Burian That he has bean de-
puted to represent the foreign office in
its relations with the Austro-H Hungar-
ian delegations is significant. The ex-
cuse made is that Count Goluchowsh
does not speak Hungarian fluently
enough to negotiate with the Hungar-
ian delegation, but this is regarded
as only a pretext
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-05
VAGARIES OF THE RIVER GIRL
Punt Cushions to Match the Weather,
as Forecasts Are Now
Her Fad
Special Gable to The Herald.

Special Gable to The Herald.
LONDON, Aug. punt cushions to
match the weather form the latest
fashion for the enthusiastic river girl.
Fair punters have been making a va
riety of covers for their downy cush-
ions. These can be slipped off and on
with the greatest ease.
Weather reports in the daily papers
are anxiously studied, and the cushion
covers are arranged to accord with the
condition of the barometer.
Cool green cushions make refresh
ing background on a scorching sum-
mer's day. A nest of scarlet pillows
gives brightness to a backwater when
the skies are gray. Nothing is more
effective than pale blue under the sill
very rays of the moon.
Cushion covers are also being chosen
to suit the time of day. The punt is
decked with holland in the morning,
afternoon tea permits the employment
of white embroidered linen, while
flame colored satin or coral pink silk
cushions are chosen as decorations for
an impromptu out-of-doors dinner
party.