The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-17
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Eye NATURES wsKs. shoot folly az Il flies"
Those Things Doing Monticello Mimi Next Week. Which
Kings Would Rejoice seeDeestrict skue in Hitters
Opera House With the Monticello 400 in Knee Pants,
Pantalettes and Pinafores.. 7e2sNy +.2 sI.s
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THE evening of Feb % next Monticello is to have
s.tine'' will be things doing calculated to
give pause to those of quiet tastes Deesrick Ske IS to
take up Htters opera house and for 35c
able to 50 of fun in seeing the of Month
cello they when barefooted boys in short trousers
Smart Ae Orson Chamberlain alone will be worth the
of The ladies will appear they did when they
ringlets and mammas little dears in pink pima
fores from forty to sixty years ago. "A T.. >.-.
At recess time Clarence Simpkins Ezekiel Jededah Hon
eysuckle Stout John Boulian Evans Frederick Gee alias
little Grover Cleveland Shorty Wandall will give
hon of little stunt they used to give when they went to
school together down in Varnont ->a..-..
Rehearsals have already been held and the girls their
little pink dresses and hair braided in little pgas
beautiful that almost impossible for the rehearsal
to continue All Monticello is to be there and the Library
Ladies of their $3.50 for books if they
already had their gloves on it. ..
"A rollickng, careless:ke gun
Went out to the rink in foray for fun
With sid Syne one t1 wsghing an eighth of TOM
-. And tural-i-hun!!
,:s And now WASH t Charlie the rolcking one!l
Remarked an ::aside to wss
Dat Coil is light small load of hay
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Come now, does this life Of the rapid pace payl :~H
That the girl on the skatelets came down with funk,
If wrote it that way twould be handing you ''bunk';
A SlnS t turs11i:h5a
That girl light her feet as q da MONK
She glded and cleaned like q cheerful balloon
Whenever the orchestra loosened tune,
she made the place summer, in fact it June.
Sing turelli-ural
turel--oon.
M-m-nn' mamma hope viii skate with her Soon'
writer in the Sueur News is opposed to the egsla
He says that the grave responsibilities these soons
hnk they would would have caused the knees Of the
roman to knock together under the load The
ritter adds:
'1The legislature feels called to regulate
erything from the doses Of Rocky Mountain tea
which their constituents take, to the action Of the
Gulf Stream the weather of Southern California.
-: If had my choice between running legislature
the batty ward Of the Nanny house, I'd hesitate
% before choosng.'
This is harsh The legislature does the best it knows
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The Hardwick News tells Of adventure that made
Postmaster Iverson think he Russia Some letters
had just from the branch train and the postmaster
backampng them with the date Of receipt and doing
splendid srong-arm work when Mrs. John Scholdts
epse suddenly exploded The postmaster had his face
and hand burned and the filled with smoke. It
found that the envelope contained bunch Of percus
sion paper caps and the stamp hammer coming in contact
with them had caused the trouble Hereafter postmaster
will stand the and smite the epsles with long,
handled hammer before he cancels stamp Once enough
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