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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-26
Clothes Cleaned end Pressed BY the
HONOLULU RENovATlho CO..
J. J. Fern. Msnsuss,

RlehArss near Queen Ste. Al tsls.
phone messages promptly attended TO-,
We call for and deliver. pyslnu extra,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-26
HOUSES FOR SALE.

wAlTy plpG, ns, KING ST.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-26
Fresh BakinQs
or BREAD. CAKES. cookiIe. lTc /,
EVERY DAY At The
PERFECTION HOME BAKERY
PFACH MELLOW

Il a dsllsiaus ana refreshing drink II
10 Ike an eNesllsni peach IN liauld
form, ask for A. Settled by
HAWAIIAN SODA NoHkS,
EMMA 81,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-26
WOMAN'S EXCHANGE

has a ehelss osilssnen oi Baby
clothss, Pleasant island Mats, eenlsin'
in0 human nalri also takes ordsrs ior
YpewrlIln9 a, TEN CENTS A PAGE,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-10-26
Miss KteMsUOnoId|

More than likely you speak the same
words yeurself. and no doubt you feel
far from well. The cause may he easily
traced to some arrangement Of the fe'
male organs which manlfcsts itself in
depression of spirits, reluctance to 90
anywhere or do anything. backache.
bearing down pains, fiatulcncy, nerv.
business. sleeplessness, or other fe-
male weakness.
These symptoms are but warnings
that there Is danger ahead, and unless
needed n life of suffering or u serious
operation Is the inevitable result
The never. failing remedy for all these
symptoms Is Lydia u. PinlSham's Veg
etablc Compound,
Miss Kate Mcdonald OF Woodbridge,
N. j., writes:
Dear Mrs, Pinkham'
/" Restored health has meant IN much IN mo
that ! cannot help from telling about n for
the sake ~ other siSering women
" For long time ! suffered untold agony
with q female troubls and irregularities
which made me a ply steal wreck, and no ono
thought would recover, but Lydia y, Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has entirely
cured mo, and made mo well and strcng, aud
feel II my duty To tcll Other suffering women
what splendid medicine u is'
For twenty-five years Mrs, pinkham,
daughter,ln'laW of Lydia y flukham
has under her direction, and since her
decrease, been advising siOl, women free
NJ charge Her advice n frrp and
slWays helpful Addrrss, Lynn, Mac.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Easy 10 Be Cheerful.

Mr.. Rockefeller assured the reporter
who called on him that he Ia never pes.
simistic. That Is one advantage Of
having all the money in the world The
possessor never need worry about his
next meal or where he is going to get
the money to make the next payment
on the plano.
1t Is hard to take u gloomy view Of
the outlook when one can touch but
ton and get whatever he wants. II q
man is In I position to throw away a
cigar he has Just lit II 1t doesn't happen
to taste good without feeling that he is
taking bread out Of the mouths of his
babies he ought to be In position to
appreciate the beauties OF sunset.
With the money In his pocket to pay
anything from $1,000 fine to the ma
tionai debt there Is no reason why one
should not look on the future with con
siderable complacency. to say the least.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
II Makes . Difference.

Quite regardless of expenses,
In Il manner almost rash,
Does the gay and festive drummer
Here and yonder throw OF cash.
But II makes heap of difference
In the total that IL blown
II the money he Ii spending
Js the bosses or his own.
When a shy prospective buyer
Isn't quite In trading trim
And the drummer spreads dinner.
Nothing is too good for him.
When the drummer isn't working.
Take e peep behind the scenes.
And perhaps you'll see him dining
On dish of pork and beans.
Fat perfectos In his pocket
When he has deal to land
Give the buyer the impression
That he always smokes that brand.
But at home when he III resting.
II the trade Ia running slow,
He may fill his face with stogies
That they sell for three a throw.
Mr. Hyde to Mr.. Jekyll
Hardly would be less a twin
Than the drummer doing business
To the drummer who IL in.
When he's chasing after custom
He cannot expenses trim.
For the house is easy money.
And the same looks good to him.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Always Was Sick.

When man says he always was
sick-troubled with cough that last
ed all winter-what would you think
il he should say--hc never was sick
sine, using Ballards Horehound Syr.
NJ. Such man exists.
!. c. Clark, Denver, Colorado,
writes For years | was troubled
with a severe cough that would last
all winter. This cough left me in a
miserable condition ! tried Billiards. S
Horchound Syrup and have not had
4 sick day since That's what il did
for me. All druggists
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
There is no Reason

why your baby should be thin, and
irctiul during the night. Worms are
the cause oi thin, sickly babies. 1t
i natural that a healthy baby should
be ia, and sleep well. If your baby
does not retain its food. don't exper-
imcnt with colo cures and other me
tlicine, but try bottle oi White,
Cream Vcrmifuge. and you will SOON
see your baby have color and laugh
as it should.-All druggists,
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

apers OF the stat noting the sacties
employed by the Democratic party,
wi il represents, suggests: Dem
ocr1ts can no, afford to resort TO
que- -tionabl. methods" And this
suao sti1n recalls TO the mind OF
the writer the appearance OF an old
time boarder of what was called
second rate hotel in a certain north
ern Colorado town at the room just
1 Little after the regular m, al hour.
The dining hall door was closed. but
the boarder walked right in just the
same and took his seat The land
lord ap reached and remarked that
~" "nTll get no br akfast al that
hn" and suggested that he should
""t Mp earlier What" shouted
The now iratr hoarder. must change
tie habits of life time just to con
r"rm TO the demands oi a $ cond
fla, h"tr?"
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Complete Organization.

The Woman's club of Holly COM
pleted its organization at the home of
Mrs. Lewis on last Monday evenig.
The following officers were elected:
President, Miss Edna Emery.
Vice President, Miss Winnfre.
Secretary and Treasurer, Miss Rob
erts
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Constipation

AAksd svses applsa. VIII some people. hsina
psomps relief for Constipation. With othsrs.
eo>rse all wheat bread viii have the same eAecs.
Mature undoubtedly hss . vegetable remedy to
relieve everr ailment known to man. if physicians
ON but ind Natures way 70 health. And this d
serikinsly true with regard 70 Constipation
The hark Of . certain tree in Caliionia-CAs-
an sasrada-oasss . most excellent aid 70 this
snd. But. combined with Egyptian ssnna Slip
peYy Elm BARK Solid Extract OF Prlnes etc, this
same Cascara lark Is given its greatest possible
power to correct constipation. A toothsoms
Candy Tablet called LAI-ets. is now made u the
Dr.. ShOop LaborHtories. from this ingenious and
most effective prescription. Its effect OIL Consti.
patton. Biliousness. Sour Stomach, had Breath
Ssllow Complexion. etc. IL indeed prompt and
aAtisfying.
No gripping no unpleasant after effects ars sx.
Derienced. and Lxx-ets are Put up in beautiful
lithogra phed metal boxes at cents and 25 csnts
per box.
For something new. nice. economical and
elective. try boz OF
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

~, p"HtS iD- the election Of Chan
""''or Hucltrl and the entire Re uh-
IN -tat" liclcl crow brighter With
'uycni'c JUDGE Lindsey touring tn
t"ln 'cll'n@ the co lc ahout thc 10
ii'ic"l sinS 81 the Nde",S family and
Tie Democratic larty. aud Ilaywo I'd
''r',l'l" "n = Socialist ticket. tn
l)"'''O'""t.c rarty cannot muster
urrgh Strength to elect rhcir state
''r' ct hoHe@tlv. The latest trick i,ro-
"T"d V the Democrat" Stnte organ
'r"tioT i 10 steal the legislature by
e" - r~c>en'",ion and. with its aid.
r. d'es' for tie ''tl!cit Of the gov
''" * ,w" years ago by contest.
~" + T." 'r't' nf the Rcnubican tic'tc.
elected. md by civil war. ii ncces-
10y. Adgms ha- pledged his con
= t. n- tlat ii he ever gets into the
".'"';rc char l." Viii dciv all law
m not get ont even ii armed resist
'Nrc is necessary to retain it.
1t hchoovcS cv ~ Republican to
vo'" FIR his 'ar,v'- candidates for
memhcr. of the legislature and to use
!! is influence to get others to supper,
these m II. .s
In this district we have two excep
tionally able business men as candi.
dates, for senator, Frank r. Wood.
for representative, A. N Parrish.
The former CAV, efficient service in
the last legislature and the latter has
worked faithfully in the interests of
this part of the state while member
of the State Board of Stock Inspec-
ton and accomplished much-Spring-
field Herald.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Furnishing ! Substitute.

Run out and see me some day"
II will II you will meet me at the
train in your automobile"
"All right. III do IT,"
You'll do 1t: When did you get an
automobile?"
II haven't got one yet, but would
you know the difference II brought
along wheelbarrow?
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

Think of DR.. Shops Catarrh cure if
your nose and throat discharges-if
your breath is foul or feverish. This
snow white soothing balm contains
Oil of ucalyptus, Thymol, Menthol,
etc, incorporated into an imported,
creamlike, velvety petrolatum. 1t
sootles. heals, purihes, controls. Call
at all druggists for free trial box.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

"AlL DEALERS"

Cri III put and take it To Ikleman
Bros. drug store and Ct a free sam
pie of Chanbcrla;n's Stomach and
i've Tal lets. For bilionsness and
',"!i II alton lhcy are unequlled. They
m rove the appetite. strengthen tn
''rc ton aud regulate the liver and
bowels.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Horses Wanted for Pasture.

have ample pasturuge for horses
around alfalfa stacks, seven miles
northwest OF Holly.
NJ L. Russell
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Not Mates.

4 he lighthouse
standing at the
gate
To warn the ships
that co m e In
May be. and 10.
for all you
know.
Watched over by .
heavyweight.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

Walter Greek, the Granada butcher,
was Holly visitor last week on bus
mess.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
But Il Gould.

Kind words can never die" solemn
ly announced the cadaverous looking
man with the startling beard.
''Ain't no relation TO your beard, then,
pard." remarked the irreverent indIvid-
ual in the audience
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Heroic Ireatrnent.

''If it Is his turn why doesn't he 20
on the stage?"
He Is waiting for his cue"
waiting for his cue, indeed. Moth.
ing short Of club would wake that
fellow up"
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Not Coneenial.

Now. tR philosophy Of love-
"Oh. come or"
But I say the phlOso"-
You goose. love has no philosophy,
or It wouldn't be love"
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
The Necessary Evil.
bowels.

He went out fishing and forgot
His hook and line. but murmured not.
For In The hamper safe and snug
Was packed away little jug.
So If he didn't get bite
He knew that he could Ash all right.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Ever Notice III

You don't need to have money in
order to make fool Of yourself"
mo, but that's what most people use
1t for"
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
A trained athlete is one that responds
quickly to his wifes signal.

A trained athlete Is one that responds
quickly to his wife's signal.
Things are sometimes SO bad that
they cOuldn't he better.
Hay fever is an example OF fash
ionable thing being universally nnbe.
coming.
Tell all the truth that you can when
yOn are talking TO pretty girl.
Curiosity il exciting just In proper
tiOn to its being improper.
There may he no money in being on
ire wrong side. bnt there il plenty OF
excitement
Most any man can form an opinion.
but II takes one Of some strength OF
character to hold II.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02
Rusnor - Philosophy
., DUncAh n. Sseifn
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

People who take small things trag-
tcally are apt to take tragic things
smally. al
Not day passes that some man does
not make an opportunity for you to
Be oood to him at your expense
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

It's No Joke.

Exchange-One OF the fural news.
,apers OF the sta, noting the tactics
employed by the Democratic party,
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

Tell all the truth that YOU can when
yOu are talking TO pretty girl.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

Things are sometimes SO bad that
they cOuItin't he better.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-11-02

Curiosity il exciting just In proper
tiOn to its being improper.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18

RAIL BEFORE BEING LAID.

ging, Of the contiguous rail ends will
be avoided and derailments and other
accidents thereby averted. The fol-
lowing claims are put forward by the
invention in behalf Of his new joint:
inventor in behalf of his new joint:
/. A rail-joint comprising rail ends
each having terminal projections with
tongues extending therefrom to bear
against the opposite sides of the rails
in advance Of said projections, each
tongue extending from an outwardly-
detected portion of the rail-wep, and
means for connecting the assembled
rail ends.
2. A rail-joint consisting of rail ends
longitudinally slotted to form projec-
tons terminating in tongues, the slots
having inner short transverse. shout
ders and the sides of the opposite rails
adjacent to the latter provided with
horizontal resisting engagements to
receive the tongues between therl, and
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18

with loaded carbines and drawn
swords, and rushed into the Kings
quite of rooms. There Alfonso met
them, almost in Mysteries from his
laughter. The soldiers retired, unap
preciative Of the joke.
Alfonso's reckless speeding through
the streets Of Madrid In his automobile
has repeatedly been commented upon
in the Madrid papers, and it has been
said that the attempt Of the late Maura
government to compel the King to stop
his breakneck speeding was the real
reason why the cabinet fell. Premie.
Maura, at an audience with the King,
pointed cut the danger Of using the
streets Of Madrid as race course, and
the fact that the municipal laws were
broken by his Majesty. Alfonso was
greatly angered over the remarks OF
the premier, and at once demanded the
governments resignation for impert-
nence. The designations were handed
In and new government was formed
A more serious phase Of this young
Kings independence Of thought and
action Is concerned with the mother
who has devoted her life to his educa-
ton and rearing. Her care has made
him a healthy, sturdy youth, although
he promised to inherit all the physical
weaknesses of his sickly father. He is
capable Of great physical endurance
and can stand up under fatigue that
would exhaust men of apparently
greater strength. Although he has al
most reached his majority he follows
still the daily routine laid out by his
mother when in 1891 his royal curls
were cut and he set out to prepare
himself for his high place.
Notwithstanding the devotion Of hi
mother, the King Is said to be lacking
in respect for her, and many stories
bearing on this attitude are told
These, however, are circulated by hi
political opponents and denied by hi
supporters.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
FRANKS OF ALFONSO.
THE EccENTRIciTiEs OF SPANS
YOUTHFUL RULER
How the Young King Notified che Peo-
pie He Wanted TO Go to Bed His
Reckless Automobilinx Overthrow .
Ministry-Quesr capers.

Some remarkable stories, dealing
with his eccentricities. are told Of
King Alfonso of Spain. These &C.
centricities began in childhood, when
most healthy minded youngsters Of his
years would feel inclined to seek the
same relief from tutors, prime minis
tiers and other dignified guardians. 1t
was during his first tour In the Span
ish provinces, three years ago. that the
people Of his country first had the OPP
portunity to observe the capers which
hitherto had been reserved for the
eyes Of the palace courtiers.
1t was on this journey that the King
complained Of being bored, and oskcd
why he could not go to bed. Pacheco,
the general in charge Of him, explained
that etiquette demanded that the peo-
pie leave first
"Oh, they must, eh?" replied his
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
CLEvELAND's REAL INCOME

Authoritative Statement About Much.
Discussed Matter.
After considerable period Of be-
lief that Mr.. Cleveland had become
comparatively rich as the result OF A.
nancIa: operations in association with
his friend, e. G. Benedict, the broker,
story to the other extreme is now
going tie rounds to the effect that his
income is only 5000 a year. says
Harper's Weekly. The truth Ia that
Mr.. Cleveland's income from his In
vest.hcnts is between 5000 and $1O,-
600. to which he adds an average Of
about 5000 by writing occaslena. es-
says for publication. He might haye
acquired a larger fortune, douStiess,
but fer the fact that he would never
permit his bankers to buy or sell stecks
on margins. Mr.. Benedict, however.
makes his few investments, ana they
are generally wise ones.
Some years ago Mr.. Cleveland haa
5000 to spare and Mr.. Benedict OBJ
tanned for him the right, which hs
0NAAfCo AAnAoCAA VA W SUBSTITUTE I0E G00
stock Of a projected trust company.
The knowledge that the former Prest-
dent was to become one Of their share
holders inspired the promoters with q
brilliant idea. After consultat ton. .hev
sought Mr.. Benedict, and through him
offered Mr.. Cleveland the Presidency
Of the company at a salary Of 10000
year. 1t was a legitimate unaertak.
Ing. backed by reputable men, but Mr..
Cleveland somewhat reluctantly de-
clined on the ground that he was un-
acquainted with the details Of the bust
ness and that the condition Of hin
health would not permit Of the severe
application requisite to effective serv-
ice.
Again he was urged to accent with
the assurance that his duties would be-
nominal, his mere official connection
with the company being considered
SUFFICIENT recompense for his remuner-
alton. Mr.. Cleveland replied simply
that that would seem to him toe much
like selling the use Of his name. which.
sf course. he could not do. That closed
the incident.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
NEW RAIL JOINT.

Invention Which Promises to RevoIu-
tionize Railroad Building.
Delbert P. Springer, Of Waverly, N.
T.. has Just been granted letter pat
ents on new rail joint that promises
to revolutionize railroad building In
the near future. The primary object
Of the invention is to provide a rail
joint which will allow for contraction
and expansion and wherein the over
tapping or meeting ends Of rails will
be maintained in fixed relative posi-
ton independently of rail-chairs or
other devices usually employed for
such purpose. A further object Of the
invention is to have a rail-jOint OF
such construction that wear and tear
on the rolling stock, as we'll as vibra.
ton, will be reduced to a minimum
and lateral spreading, as well as sag
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
means for securing the tongues and
projections.

means for securing the tongues and
projections.
8. A rail-joint consisting Of rail
ends longitudinally slotted TO form
projections Terminating in tongues, the
slots having inner short transverse
shoulders and the sides of the oppo.
site rails adjacent to the latter pro
.vided with horizontal resisting en-.
largements to receive the tongues be
tween them, each rail adjacent to the
transverse shoulder Of the slot thereof
having a chair enlargement pro
Jected beyond said shoulder and
reduced to form a seat, the seats re-
ceiving the terminals of the projec
lions. and means for fastening the
tongues and projections to each other
The accompanying cut will be Of
general interest and will give ths
practical railroad man an excellent
idea Of the new invention. A trIa
track Of these new joints il now II
operation near New York.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
POWER or ENDURING eA,N
Many, UnderRo Surgical onorasaena
Vv,thout Taking Anaesthettcs.

May undarxo Surgical Operations
without Taking Anaesthetacs.
The incident Of physician with .
disIocated shoulder going from one
doctor to another to get 1t set without
an anaesthetic and finally securing the
heroic treatment at Bellevue Ii TO 20
day SO much out Of the ordinary tna'
it secures liberal space In the ne"spa'
pers. The fact that patnfn9 opera
ton was performed without chiero
form or ether is itself thought worthy
Of notice. The refusal Of several pny'
sicians to perform 1t Is eloquent In
the state of surgical practice.
Now and then In some Doctors OF
fee or medical museum we see case
of instruments which seem better NJ
ted for the carpenters bench or tne
butchers block than for the surgeons
table. There are knives as large az
carvers for cutting through quiverins
and sensitive flesh with free sweep
and swift stroke, as If it were dead
meat, and great saws for severing nu'
man bones like firewood. The signt
Of them is. enough to make +one giad
not to have lived in the old days. IL
is much more comfortable to be carved
up now.
If anybody doubts that anaesthesia
was the greatest blessing OF the nine
teenth century to humanity the threat
of an amputation with these old in
struments Is likely to change his opin-
ion. Out Of the football field men
now and then get joints dislocated and
stoically have them set without ether
and rush back into the scramble. Bat
, tie and accident and disease still in
f1ict untold suffering under ctrcum-
, stances which no anodyne can deaden.
But in ordinary life for the most
part we have become so accustomed
to relief from physical pain in surgi.
cal practice that the deliberate pre-
ference for endurance rather than OBJ
livion excites interest and remark. Yet
only a few years ago such endurance
was a matter of course. To-day many
people, even to save their lives, would
net face the pain Of the old-tme prac.
tice. so much have habit and the
knowledge Of surgical luxury affected
US. Just as 1t is impossible for him
who has grown into the life Of ease
and sslf-indulgence to take up the re-
gimen of early days, when he worked
with his hands and lived on hard fare,
80 it is impossible for most Of US to
face pain as our fathers and mothers
did.
Some students of the Chinese tell
US that their remarkable endurance
Of pain Is not so much stoicism ~
lack of sensitiveness. They DO not
feel pain as the Caucasfan does. II
that be true it is easy to believe In
great variations not merely In self
control, but in sensory responsiveness.
Perhaps our people, besides being less
habituated to the endurance Of pain
as a matter Of course, are also more
sensitive to 1t, not only mentally, but
physically. The modern nervous ten
sion and quick responsiveness may
lay upon the hero Of to-day vastly
greater burden than was borne under
the same suffering by the man Of an
earlier time, who was not Drawer o.
more self-contained or more the mas.
ter Of his own soul, but whose physi-
cal being did not vibrate with any.
thing. like the same intensity under
axternal fnn,,lsA
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Grossmith.s Nistake.

On one occasion, when two eros.
snhiths-father and son-were engaged
to give village entertainment togeth.
Ell, they found. on nearing the place
that they were nearly an hour late.
Putting his head out Of the carriags
window, the elder Gressmith saw a
crowd leaving q building. ''0o back
CD backl It's all right-Gressmith "a
coming" he shouted encouragingly Z.
them. His feelings can scarcely b
described when he Afterwards LEARNED
that the building was chapel, and thu
people were coming away from q meet
ing there.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
An AdYantaRe.

when you are wandering about
among these magnificent autumn
woods and immemorial rocks, do you
not often wish that you were savage
"a rude, untutored child Of nature?"
Indeed, l do. Then 1 wouldn't be
able to read the advertising signs they
stick all over the scenery."-Cleveland
Leader.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Ceuldn't Remember.

Teacher-Johnny, what happened on
July 4. one hundred and thirty years
agof
JOHNNY dunno, ma'am. amt
but 10.-Cleveland Leader.