Arizona republican., 1906-07-29
LITTLE JAMES

CThe Ground Floor Plans of Pro- posed Democratic Reconstruction in Maricopa County0
 A Seleck Bunch of tn Democrats of Mary Copy. county sends out Invitash-
 uns to each othern an sez, Les git together an Orgynize a Nobel party structure on tn Rooms of tn Young Peoples Society fer Pollyticle Endev- yer. We can clear away tn Debree without much trubble an no doubt we can find lots of good Materyle among it. Tn Foundashun which was bilt on what is Orckitecherly known as tn Spiles Systum is as good as new an we don't know but a little Better sence its had time to Settle an git Solder. Tn Young Peoples Society fer Polly ticle Endevver was started on tn Rite
 lines but they kept a bildin' Addish- unle stories an every body was a try in to climb higher. So many clum up at it got Top Hevvy an here's tn Mournfle Results of too much Aggran- | dousment"
 Tn Invitashuns was accepted an | when tn Seleck Bunch got together 1 some of 'em they sez: We 'spose tn
 first order of Bizness is to divide up tn 1 County Ofhses among what's here" I AnOthern he sez: We ort to orgy
 nize first sos to give tn grand distri-
 bushun a appearance of Reglarity, an ] besides Orgynizashun Fl give us | Strenth." Tn first wun sez: That's | tn Hell of it; that's tn thing we got 1 to Avoid. We don't want too much l Strenth at tn start off. They's jist enuff of us here now to Comfortibly l fill the Ground Floor. If we got to i Orgynize before we whack up les do
 it now. We'll invite in tn Strenth
 an tn Party at Large after We git | things all staked out right"
 ! So they had a Tempry Orgynizashun an tn first thing at come up was tn
 Name. Wun feller he sez les call it l tn "Helpin' Hand; another he sez
 at he thinks at Help Ourselfs" would | be better. but another he sez he thinks | at it ort to be called tn "Helpworth ] Leeg." He sez at tn name by it's Sim | larity of sound to anuther Orgyniza-
 shun at he's heerd of would attract a l lot of FaverbIe Atenshun about Eleck-
 shun Time They didn't decide on no Permanent name but agreed to call it l fer a week or two till the ofTises was | distributed 9Th Democrat Mutule ! Protectif Assocyashun, Limmited fer | tn Time Bein'."
 Now fer tn Ofises." sez wun but | he was asshured at they needn't be in
 no hurry fer tn Occupants of tn 1 Ground Floor was agoin' to be took care 1 of all Rite an tn Assocyashun went
 on a outlinin' its Policy. They agreed
 at it must be Broad Enuff to hold all | Shades an Kinds of Democrats as soon as tn doors was Throde open after tn 1 Nommynashuus was all made an got | out of tn Way sos at they wuddent perduce no furment within tn En- 1 larged Membership of tn Assocyashun We won't do like tn Young Peoples | Society fer Pollyticle Endevver done" sez wun. well Pry tn Lid off of tn | Age Limit sos to give tn Aunty De- | loovans free Axess to tn Assocyashun, i fer a Aunty Deloovan vote counts fer
 as much as any othern. We ain't goin | to Reckonnize any Democrat as a Back Number after tn Campane wunst gifts a good start. We'll Cordyany in-
 vite every body to work ShOlder to i Sholder fer tn Of1ses which is to be | divided up among tn Charter Mem l bers of this here AssocyaShun which is us"
 When all this was agreed or they
 was an Adjournment took till tn next Meetin an as they was agoin' out of
 tn Hall wun he sez to Anuther: We
 ort to dispose of this here Offs Biz
 ness not later'n at our next Sesshun. | Delays is Dangerous. They's no tellin' what Complycashuns Fl set in. This
 here Mutule Protectif Assocyashun aint no New Idee by darn site. i Theys lible to be a half dozent of 'em
 spring up in week. If we don't git
 into tn Feeld with ourn first we're
 lible to find tn Democrat Party in
 Mary Copy county Broke Out with 'em
 in spots till it looks like Leopard"
 LITTLE JAMES.