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Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
THE FIFTH ANDTHE DAYAFTER
Ralph T.. Renaud in the San Francisco Bulletin.
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So long, MIR. TROUBLED Goodby, Mr. Thirst
I'm going get full of liquid JOY I'm apt to burst!
You celebrate your Glorious Fourh's absorbing milk
and
But the little old wdeopen Fifth is good enough for
| don't need any urgin'l I'll put my share away
When hear them old familiar words the barkeep used to say
Kick right in, Cents
Whatll you have to drink
Fill 'em to tn chin Gents,
Welchin's tn blink
For it's
Hgf-bals Gn-fzz Cocktails Wne
I'm off the water-wagon now till Get Mine!
G2 m.-Theyre OH
SO long, Mr.. EarthQuakel by, Mr.. Frel
I'm runnn' steady and I'm out to slip tire.
I've had three months of onbrew and soda makes sick
SO put away the baby y-food for something with stick.
lust take my Communication when YOU the bay
For it's Twenty Three for Oakland when | hear the
Lead right off, Gents;
Wlfatcher gon t take?
Somepin for y'r cough, Gents
Can't make mistake!
For it's
Bourbon, Sour-nash, Scotch Rye and SKEE
Don't stop pick special brand but pass it last and
6 D. m-The Home Stretch)
Slong, Mr. Shober! Skddoo Mr.. Dry!
Doncher love wash buidins gon oun an whizzn by!
An't it gran sling like er boomin millionaire!
Doncher wfizzcr big balloon you cd blow away
(TIc) (Iic) y'r sleepy till y hear tn barkeep shay:
"Stl1an' up sragh, Gensh,
Comm down Pike!
Don't need t wal, Gensh
Cos far S y ike!
For it's
Bug-iuice Tangle-foot Fre-vater, BOOZE!
Jus sen er folks wireless but don break joyful
News!
C p. m.-Under the Wire)
VERSE
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Still Unmarried

We We're then taken to the Orange
company's packing house and were
shown how 600 ladies done the packing
for the great establishment; most of
them earning from $500 to $500 per
day and he mentioned one in particular,
that had been at the business for five
years and who now makes from $40
to S12 per day, from the savings OF
which she has purchased two fine pieces
of property.-Fremont (Utah) Times.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox is now discuss
ing the firecracker nuisance. Ella al
ways did choose hot subjects.
The Oregon girl who received seven
teen proposals of marriage in one day
is probably waiting for just six more,
Then she'll skiddoo.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
Pi-LincS and Pick-UDS
Burnina Tbouobts

Burning Thoughts
Light Of my life he Joyous cried.
As to the girl he turned.
Twas right-she was his steady flame.
And how his coin she burnedl
That society fad in London, bridge.
is falling down.
The packers say they are more Sim
claired against than SHINING.
Toledo is the first town on record to
make it too hot for the ice man.
They are smoking out the tobacco
trust In kentucky. That'll give 'em
something to chew on that is not to be
sneezed at
Samson also patronized lady bar
ber-and was sorry for 1t, as we'll.
What's the Matter With Kansas
Doc Frazier had a chance this week
to trade his fine automobile for a
threshing machine, but decided that
it's lots more fun and profit to own
the present machine.-Kngman Kas.,
journal.
And now the bugs won't eat potted
plants for fear of contamination.
Secretary Taft is so polite. The
other day he arose in a crowded car
and gave his seat to three women.
Orange-Blessed is the man who joys
in his work.
Lemon-EIow about the undertaken
and the grave digger?
That scheme to investigate the brew
cries may abolish Milwaukee's one
claim to fame.
The Standard Oil trust Is to increase
It's capital to $500, 100000. How much Is
that gallon?
1t was not necessary to have "The
Jungle barred from Chicago libraries:
its sales are very heavy without that
time-worn advertisement.
Poppy-Was he on pleasure bent?
Magnoia-No, he was on pleasure
broke.
Sinclair is in Pittsburg. Always
where the muck is deepest, Ell?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

They are smoking out the tobacco
trust in kentucky. Thatu give 'em
something to chew on that is not to be
sneezed at.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

Toledo Is the first town on record to
make 1t too hot for the ice man.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
What's the Matter win Kansas

Samson also patronized lady bar
Grand was sorry for 1t, as we'll.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08
TOO
AWFUL!
Go a. M, July Gin the Stable.)


Good morning Mr.. TROUBLED How-do MIR. Thirst!
OF all the jags | met | swear this is the worst
I've got the shakes pink snakes the bedcothes make
crawl!
And please observe that pretty spider climbing up the WALL
haven't got friend earth The dawn is cold and gray
And my mechanism quivers when hear the doctor say:
Lie right down, Sir;
Your pulse is eghty-two
Your Tongues dark brown Sir!
No-that monkey isn't blue!
For it's
Bromide Strychnne, Ammonia and Salts!
The Primrose Path is rotten and the Flowing Bowl is
false
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

The packers say they are more Sim
claired against than SHINING.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

That society fad in London, bridge,
Is falling down.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

IlEht OF my lie" he Joyous cried,
As to the girl he turned.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-08

IWas IIsht-she was his steady flame,
And how his coin she burnedl
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
nnPuRLIcANs spLIT.
Two Calls for Mass Conventions Made
 in Lauderdale.

Fiorence,s Aug. 26.-(Special. 1.-TWO mass conventions of the Republican Party in this county within a week are to be the result of feud in the ranks of the party which came to light when two calls were issued. one Tor Saturday, August 25, and the other for September 1st.
 The second call is signed by G. R. HI. Newman, the secretary of the County Executive Committee, but Is without authority of the committee, so leading men in the party claim.
 A meeting of the committee at which Newman was present was held August II and the committee voted to hold the convention yesterday. In response to this call a number of representative Republicans from almost every beat in the county met at 1 o'clock at the County Court House and proceeded to transact business In the absence Of the Secretary of the Executive Com mittee and his faction.
 Major A. G. Negley was called to the chair as temporary chairman and later made permanent chairman. The following delegates were elected to the district convention which meets in De- catur September g. Major A. G. Neg ley, F. c. Lambeth, W. B. Huston, S.. Iemay and J. T. Carroll, The ques- ton of putting out ticket to oppose the nominees of the Democratic Party in this county was discussed and hn- ally referred to the Executive Com rnittee
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
Wealthy New York Jews Don't Forget | Their old Home.

Wealthy New York Jews Don't Forget
 Their old Home.
 Columbus, Ga, Aug, 26.-(SpeeiaL)-- Isidor. Nathan and Oscar Straus, or New York, former residents of Colunn- bus, have agreed to furnish the entire equipment for the domestic science, sewing and millinery departments or the new secondary industrial schooi building that Is now nearing eomple- tion in this city.
 This Is A very generous offer. as these departments are to be furnished with inc latest and best appliances of every description. The total cost Of the eouipment for the entire building will he about 10000. The Straus brothers are among the most distinguished Hebrews in America and rank among the first citizens of the metropoIs' They have been liberal in their dona- tions to public institutions in CoIui"- bus, their old home.
 The remains Of Miss Pearl Ramsey of Columbus, who was drowned m Griffin pond yesterday while In bathing with other young ladies, arrived from Griffin today. Miss Rumsey was the eighteen-year old daughter Of MT. ana Mrs. Van Rumsey. She was clerk at a Broad street dry goods store ana was a popular young girl.
 The Phenix City distillery Of John sunmersgill has been seized by Deputy Collector X. J. Montgomery. of Birmins- ham. who alleges that the revenue laws were being violated. The officer snip nsd ten barrels of whiskey from this distillery to Birmingham yesterday
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
The Fine Art of MOtherIng College Girls Is Morally and Mentally Perfected al Converse College, Spar.
 tanbuFg, s. c.

It believes this to be It's mission among girls in whom tEe home loving and home-maklng instincts are begin ming to flower. I. welcomes girls to Hails wherein the home suggestions are ever kept uppermost, and shapes It's course of trainlnE toward the per- feet type of the old-fashioned gentle woman.
 The D can of the .ollege, who comes into closest heart-t heart relation with the girls is an ideal home-mother 4n- deed. a charming Virginia lady of gem tlest br seding. havlng grown daugn- ters whose admirable raising certlfiea her own motherly wisdom and expert tnce fin similar duties covering a pe- riod of many years at Bryn Mawr and elsewhere Tho whole system is epi- tomized in the provsrb. "Ypu can't command Q girl Co be woua1iy, you must induce her." and the policy un- derlying the entire course of tnstruc. ton tends toward and accomplishgs the feat of educating a girl according % her tastes, not athwar. them.
 mon-thu.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
Who Con EnIists 2

w MO GdM EtnH1AA
 The question is being asked Of the Adjutant General every day, Who are eligible to membership in the Ala bama National Guard?"
 The laws of Alabama and of the United States answers the question::
 He must be a citizen of the United States, or he must have declared his intention to become such citizen.
 He must be a resident of Alabama.
 He must be between eighteen and forty-f1ve years of age; must be able bodied. free from disease, Of good character and temperate habits. and cal examination.
 The physical examination is not re- quired by our State law, but the Uni ted States law requires 1t and thero being no conflict, 1t really governs here, although 1t has never been en- forced. All enlistments in the guard are voluntary, and are for a period , of three years. No man can re-enlist unless his previous service was hon est and faithful. When a man enlists or re-enlists in tbe guard, he must sign and make oath to an enlistment paper, which must be filed with the Adjutant General. This last require ment is being woefully neglected in Alabama just now. This enlistment oath may be taken before any com pany, troop or battery commandedr or any civil oficer authorized by law to administer oaths. Should a false statement in his enlistment be made. man would be guilty of false swear ing, and upon conviction could be punished for perjury under our laws. A man who is less than twenty c years of age cannot enlist until he obtains thes written consent of the parents or guardian. unless his dis abilities as a minor have been re-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
BIRMINGHAM THEATRICAL SEASON
sehuberts Are Anxious to Get In rhe
 Alabama City.

Birmingham. Aug. 26.-tSpeciaL I-- Birmlngham' theatrical season will he opened here tomorrow evening for lsoS~ or at all the popular price play houses ana one week later at the combination houses
 The season promises to be the most profitable that has been experienced in Birmingham In years. There are now four playhonses in Birmingham and all expect to make money. Rumors still prevail that the Schuberts of New Work are discussing the erection of a large play house in Birmingham. the same to be ready In early spring.
 A proposition has been made to the well known managers and the same Is now under consideration. The Schu- berts are anxious to get a circuit In Inc south and not only is the proposi- tion to build a new theatre in Birming- ham being considered but in other cities throughout the South.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
TRAFFIC AGENTS MEETING.
Louisville and Nashville Employees Con
 vene fin Birmingham.

veme in Birmingham.
 Birmingham, Aug, 26-(Special.)-- The third annual meeting of the traff1e agents of the Louisville and Nashville railroad from General Freight Agent n. M. Goodwin down. which will be held In this city tomorrow promises to De e most interesting gathering.
 Many matters of interest to the rah- road in whose service the agents are will come up for discussion and the results of these discussions will no doubt be felt. There will probably be 100 representatives of the railroad at the meeting. The sessions will be held at the New Florence hotel. Third Vice President z. A. R. Smith, who Is in charge of the traffic department. to- gether with General Manager B. M. starks are expected to be there and will be seen at the meeting more or less
 The local freight men have prepar- ed a program of entertainment for the visitors including a trip to the steel works. to the parks and to the various suburhs The meeting may last two or three days
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
shemeId,n I.nhor Day :.

Florence, Aug. 26.-(specIaI. J-Ihe Wheeler Rifles. Florence's fine military company and the Florence Fire Depart ment. have accepted invitations to par tieipate in the grand parade w'tn WIich shef1eId Is planning to celebrate La bor Day. The parade will consist Of the various labor unions, the fire de- partments of the triple cities ana other features and will be followed by a grand free barbecue One of the prin-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

cotton mills in Alabama, has shut down for repairs and for a month its many spindles will be Idle. An entirely new power plant is being installed. com posed of four water tube boilers of i69 horse power each. Many other irn- provements will be made in the plant, making 1t one of the most thoroughly equipped and modern in the State.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
HOME COMING or HON. w. J. BRYAN
 S3O 75. NVrXv YORK AND RETURN VIA ..4wyCrENrNyHr ID uAIIVAX.

Tickets on sale August 2sth and 29th, rood returning leaving New fork not For further information call on or
 John Metcalfe, T. P. A,
 Phone POI, Montgomery. Ala
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
safeeuardla of Human Society.

New Orleans PIcayune.
 Frotn tim4 to time violent outbreaks against high public officials will occur with moro frequency than ip the past, but human society can never be per- manently overthrown by any class ot revolutlonlsts. It is anchored in two basic principles. One of these IS the necessity for public order to secure public and individual safety. which can only be accomplished by the co-op- eration of the vast masses of the peo- pie against all who would attempe their destruction. The other safeguard is the tenacity with which all wng possess any will cling to their private property
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
MILITARY MATTERS;
 GUARD OF ALABAMA
By D. W. McIvER.

moved by decree of court A short while ago, the Adjutant General re- ceived a letter from mother asking that her boy be released from conn pany in which he had enlisted with out her consent, the Captain refusing to release him. The Adjutant General promptly gave the boy his discharge. as he was not of age and not legally enlisted.
 The commanding officer of a regi- menty squadron or battalion has au- thority to appoint and warrant their new commissioned stan officers. and company commanders, also have au- thority to warrant such non-comtnis- stoned officers of their command as may be approved by their commanders. Commissioned officers must be citi- zens of the United States and of Ala baa: must stand satisfactory examina- ton before Board of not less than three officers of at least equal grade with the office for which he is ap- plying: and must be favorably recom- mended by this Board before receiv- Ing his commission.
 On the March.
 on long marches 1t is very im- portant that any body of troops are properiv clothed and shod and pro- vfded with all the necessaries of sus-
 
 on a march is good fitting and com fortable shoes. If the shoe pinches or IS large enough to slip up and down, the man is soon lame and out of ser vice. An army officer writing on this subject says:
 "A good marching shoe must fit the root. If the shoe is too long the foot will slide forward and back, especially if the march is on rough | ground, and as a result of this the | tops of all the toes will be blistered. The shoe will also wrinkle too far back on top of the foot causing a sore spot just in front Of the instep | If the shoe is so short that the great | toe strikes the end of the shoe and ! is doubled up, the pressure of the l shoe on the ends of the toes will cause inflammation. The shoe must be broad enough to allow the toes to lie flat and not overlap. The toes | should lie slightly apart, so that as l you rise on your toes and step for ward you can get good push with | your toes. In a narrow shoe your toes | overlap and will blister top and bot. | tom. In a narrow shoe you cannol | push off with your toes as you steE forward. and therefore your stride is shortened by several inches. The shoe | must have a fairly heavy sole. heavy | enough so that you cannot feel every 1 little stone under your foot; with { | thin sole the bottoms of your fec soon get very tender. The sole of thu l shoe must be joined to the upper 1T | such a manner that no sand can gel in the shoe between the sole and tht
 upper If the shoe leaks sand th' sand will soon work through youi
 stocking, in between your toes, ant | will gradually grind the skin of
 every toe. The upper of the sho, i should be of fairly heavy leather. and l should reach about two inches abov'
 the ankle; it should be flexible enough l to fit we'll around the ankle. The shot | should be made in butcher style. a l shoe of this style fits better owe
 the fnstep than any other shoe"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
MISCELLANEOUS.

1-STpI OYMENT Bureau, if you need a good anot. nurse. house girl butler. porter. wal
 fer or seamstress; let us supply you we are tihnring in negroes and can secure you the Sess haip, Call or Phone 7l2. 22O Dexter
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
STRAUSS BROTHERS LrBERALITr.

Vote for H. A. sIxeGgs, JF., for AssO- ciate RaiIfOnd CommIsslOner.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

Bankhead's nomination means the enlarged improvement of the Alabama river.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
rntton NdiII Closed

Vote for H. A. skeggs, Jr.. for Asso- ctate Railroad Commissioners.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

Florence. Aug. 26.-(Special. )-The Cherry Cotton Mills, one of the largest
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

industries, as with the pig Iron man. ufacturers will make big showings as to earnings this year. It is not de- nied thac this has been the most prof itable season in many years for the Iron man and the consumers at home.
 Vote for H. A. skeggs, Jr., for Asso- ciate Railroad Commissioners.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

FOR DIABETES AND BREGHT'a DISEASE TAKE srUARTs GIN AND BUCHU.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

Vote for H. 4. skeggs, Jr.. for AssO- cinte RallrOAd Commissioners.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
IRON SAFES.

v1cToR MANoANEsE STEEL; Screw door Bank safes; fire proof safes oouEhs sola
 eeaH sTchanRed Montgomery Safe and Lock en a i. rhraaher. President 22L Com Co.. - ~' -10-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
WANTED.

wANTED-That 1t be known to every ger. con that West Bros. Drug Co.'S rataii and prescription Drug Store is located at ll4
 Monroe Avenue. -s0t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
ENGRAVING.

sS-$1s 1,TsS---sand your work to us for sat-
 HE Sa.,ayg rasuits and quick execution. all i..as,,o tnroeesses The AdVertiser Engraving Co, phone s67. Montsomerx. AIA -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

,,on,rcoMERY Agency of United States aaertssrs and Trust Company. No. So
 Ferry Street unlimited monsy to lend so st oR impIone am also pepared to make quick ioapS with local six per cent. money. John Randoiph. -t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

A0ENTs-wanIted for the Metropolitan
 Life insurance Co.,. good debit open. Address Cha N Davis. Supt.. Moses Bldg. Mont somery. Ala -2-9s
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27
wANTED--AaGNTs.

WANTED-A good servant for general homework. Apply at 22 South Perry st.
 --ti
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-08-27

wANTED-Position as bookkeeper. or as- sistant bookkeeper considerable experiences, can furnish best of references. Address B. D. O., care Advertiser. -N-6
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16
The Passing of the Boss.

In recent interview District Attorney
that the finish of
times country political boss is
being out of business the mind he will
entirely out of business before the
ponsbie The POLITICAL
There will always politics. bosses and leaders
there be and ought AS
political he
himself and for those whom he
policies settlement Of
who guides public opinion along the lines of
the will live this
The political boss generally opposed the
political leader difference
between them fully appreciated by the people, they will
emphacaly that the will have in
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16

Resulted In Much Good.

The action OF the City Council the
lights was step IN the right direction The
kind Mavor
Oien called the question
contract with the Paris Electric lighting streets T
Council then ordered the turn
his lights
until better service could be given.
The Electric Light people ordered
and entire different in next fifty DAYS
The above action OF the Council little
shows when officials afraid
kind can be forced to to time
Paris the
kicking
citizens will instead of nothing
but praise for the en..
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16
Every Little Bit Helps.

deposited
with the favored National Banks without interest ~
deposit terms Rut M
this is reform Administration
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16

A tale of horror was told by marks
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Bac, KY, He writes: Twenty years
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and was near death when | began TAX
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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16
Queen "a Crescent Route

Most direct line to Chattanooga,
Atlanta, Knoxville, Charleston. Flor
ida and all Southern points, including
Ashville, N. c., and the beautiful
''Land of the Sky'' and Sapphire"
country.
Send two-cent stamp for Land of
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trated literature.
w. G. Morgan, D. T. A, Lexing
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H. c. King, c. P. & T. A, Lexing-
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J. F. Logan, T. P. A, Lexington.
Ky.
A. r. Cook, c. P. & T. A, Louis
vile, Ky.
G. H. Hungerford, D. P. A, Louis
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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16
Making The Dirt Fly.


Republican
wages among engineers it
Then the
the
moders machns hour
work machnis
are already earning year.
that not enough
skilled employees n a measure"
The dirt must fly regardless
hole having promised
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16

Display
eac9 subsequent insertion reading notices.
calls on candidates and similar matter 10 line.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16
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Have you overworked your nervous
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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1906-10-16
Exorbitant Rates of Adams Express Company.

Talk regulating railroad should
of Parise
robbed by this mammoth corporation there
half Mesbug costs
thirty cents Just think of it, Thirty
when the
and hrtyfv bareface
robbery citizens should fast reipbs
them all of their business The Adams
tribunal for the