Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-07-28

. BRAND,
Liked Brewer.
province" of BialystOk. Sometimes the
type tells more nearly the truth tNan
was written.
Dr. I1cnijng Johnson Is one Of Inc
finest veterinary surgeons In chi.
cago.
Count GOluclIowski. the Austrian for.
elm minister. declares he Is too old to
begin suing for votes. Would we had
u few politicians who are too old In
that sense.
In dlscouraglng the use Of Niagara
Falls for electrical power. 1t. might
also be- good idea to shut down on
the move to make the Falls the head.
quarters for suicides.
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An exchange declares that President
Roosevelt could not possibly spend 80.
ono n year In travelling. Did Its esteem.
cd editor ever travel much by special
train!
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According to his testimony. John
Alexander DOwie saw a great many
things In his visions. but nothing that
rcscmblcd his finish.
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Consider the hen. She Ii In favor
of the widest publicity rs to the date
on which her product Ii placed on the
market In fact. she announces II to
all the world. In u loud tone Of voice.
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President Roosevelt announces that
he will write no more ningnzlne nrtl'
clcs during his term Of office. lie hns
probably discovered that the best way
to get his views before the public II by
making them known to the reporters.
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We ought 10 try to ~ just to the
men In Office. And We can not be Just
unless we remember that the people
themselves are very largely responsible
for the conditions which they deplOre
When they learn tn distinguish between
the honest man AMI the demngogue {:
when they loyalty sustain the former
ana stcrnly set the other aside, nnd
when they make 1t clear that faithful
service To the public will bring tho re-
ward Of public confidence, We shall get
better men In office aud IN improved
condition Ut things.
\ Salt Lake woman who was com.
PEELED to choose between her husband
ami her dog, stood by the latter. It's
not an easy matter to get IL really good
dog.
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Whatever inay Ike sud Of the languor
Of royalty In general. no charge Ut Idle
ness can le brought against that ener.
SVNC souUS s'WNV w
!Abruzzl. Two or three years ag0 he
was fur up In the frozen north seeking
the pole, and II memory be not ut fault
he attained the highest latitude
achieved by polar explorers. Just now
he Is In the heart OF equatorial Africa.
bent upon scaling the highest peak on
the continent. What he will do next
Is only to be guessed ut, but Ills history
thus far warrants the prediction that
the future will not lind him floating
around the throne" lie Is too vivaclo,,s
! for that.
Prince Henry has been made com
mander IN chief OF the German navy
The first German editor who says any
thing about nepotism will he likely Il
lind out what leze majesty means.
\ gentleman who has been studying
the subject advocates the policy Of zap
pretending professed anarchists wh0
favor assassination as persons Of un'
sound mind and locking them up IN
asylums for safe keeping" lie adds
that Ordinary lunatics with hOmicldaI
tendencies haye always been held In
the closest confinement" II this kind
of regulation We're enforced probably
there would not be many "prOfessetl
anarchists" and just as probably some
of MS who would not assasslnate any
body might get locked up. 1t Is u part
of what may be called the weakness
Of liberal human law that 1t must
await overt acts to apply constraInt
Whenever we 90 beyond that We gel
into deeper and wider troubles.
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"Muslc." said Josh Billings. cha
charms to sOothe Il savage, to rend ,
rock or split II cabbage" 1t Is, accord
ing to the veraclOus reports from TIN
sthmus. now doing two of them dowl
on the canal. where one foreman ha1
distinguished himself by getting double
tine work out OF his gang Of West In