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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06

Some men wait for opportunity to
knock at their doors, and some men
patrOnize the advertising columns in
stead.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06


dumb man looks
innocent. \ o u
wouldn't think he
would be cruel to
his wife"
rs heY
We'll, he al
ways turns out
the gas when she
starts to give him
q curtain lecture. "
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06

Ever Ready Batteries. The Yonse
q Cline Co.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06

Additional local on sixth page.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06

Liberality, Courtesy, Accuracy, Stability
Our Four Cardinal Principles. :: ::
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06

Odd Fellows meet Tuesday night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06

Il IS not right TO charge up TO reform
all Of the things that are done in its
name.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06
OCALA OCCURRENCES

Elks meet Tuesday night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06

woodmen meet Friday evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-01-06
Mean Advantage.

That deaf and
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-13
LOOSE TASTING.

snIR. EDWARD EVERETT HALE, at the divorce reform
congress in Washington said Of certain divorce lavs
The apologies put forward for these laws remind Of
the apology that gourmet bishop made during Lent
aThe bishop happened to sit at dinner beside an rrev
young lady He his oysters and them with fash
ing eyes, heightened color and every Indication Of enjoy
ment, he fell to upon plate Of rich turtle soup.
t1The young lady, watching the bishop wallow in this
costly and superb dish, could not restrain sheer
& thought, she said that you tasted during Lent
bishopY'7
sThe bishop put down his spoon and allowed his face
to become pensive
All do fast in Lent, he said. Il subsist chiefly
fish, He swallowed lump Of meat worth about dollar.
Turtle he added, lis kind Of fish. =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-13
POETRY. NOT ADDITION.

AN EDITOR was talking about the late Lewis Carroll
author Of "Aice in Wonderland, = "The Hunting Of
the Shark and many other delectable tales.
Lewis Carroll" he said twas mathematician, but
his mind was and crotchety the minds
mathematicians usually
II once heard him say that the normal mathematician
disliked poetry He into argument about poetry with
an instructor in tgonometry certain OCCASION and his
argument falling he gave the instructor Tennysons Charge
of the Light Brigade to read
There read that, he sad 1and if you don't find
full Of beauty I'll give in.
The instructor sneered looked at the page and began
to read:
g Half q league, half league, half eague--'
Then he threw down the book.
IF the fool league and half he snorted,
swhy the deuce can he say sol =
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&THEY .ALwArJ GIvE NE
The HEADACHE or Pot NE
rs .JLEEPs

f3Es ftE<AL1A~4IA~ ~ - - = -
TO .JLEEPs
get invitatonl And they always ask you upsetting
things whether you been to the Art institute
that interesting special exhibit And have been
always intend to go ont have to be disapproved Of
by the people who try to make society conversation but
to the matinee have to rush home keep
can't that it is my fault in the least and it
iates to have people put airs just because they
did succeed in finding fifteen in which to gaop thru
the galleries There is nothing earth maddeningly
compliment the who has done something she
ought enjoy but doesn't especially if she finds
haven done it. Anyhow don't like most pictures and
really enjoy magazine illustrations better than splotches Of
eccentric paint that make the landscapes the wrong coo
according to my point Of view I'm perfectly hopeless
esthetcal After this shall not hear great piansts
because they always the headache Sleep
shall say mo- thank you and stay home and play the
popular songs and enjoy myself And the next time Truman
@Haskins Dartmouth calls shall not be at home
stWell can treaty blame you " admitted g. He has
tellect. !"
(which interpreted means he awful bore supple
mented the emancpated Geraldine rising tive been try
ing to up that since he began calling, Just
because such hard work. and thought it good for
But again m going to telephone to Bob to
come and make rarebit and play cards And won't
have to do a thing but laugh all EVENING"
because Bob hasn't any intellectq'' asked.
Geraldine blushed ttWe, he's got enough!' she In
ted.-Chicago News.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-13
What the Market Affords
G PRNG lamb front quarter, $125; hind quarter, $3.50

PRING lamb, front quarter $125; hind quarter $3.50
~ each.
Spring chickens $150 pair.
Chickens for roasting, 20 cents pound. St.$
Turkeys "a cents pound.
Squads Is cents each. /. ..
Sweetbreads, 80 cents pair
Kidney roast Of veal, Is cents pound .f
New peas, two quarts for rs cents
New beets, cents bunch. g1s
Asparagus, 10 cents bunch.
Wax beans, 30 cents pound; string beans, 20 cents
Spring onions, two punches for 5 cents.
Mint, cents bunch.
Strawberries, 10 cents pint.
Tangerines, 90 cents dozen.
Pineapples 25 and 30 cents each.
Seedless grape fruit 1919 cents each.
Bananas, $175 3 bunch.
Oranges, so cents peck.
Was there such long list Of danties for an Easter
dnner The spring lamb has been carefully For the
Easter Market and is what is known the shops as milk
fed lamb quarter will persons and
most of the lamb in the Minneapolis market from Min
netonka The spring chickens expensive in
proportion than the lamb and they weigh about pound
half EACH Larger chickens for roasting are about five
pounds in weight.
Almost everything is offered in vegetables The new
peas have in to the spring lamb and if
do not for peas have choice of dozen
fresh vegetables Asparagus particularly seasonabe
and makes delicious Easter salad.
Another salad which the eggs appropriate for
Easter called salad To make It, melt table
spoonful Of geatne in cold water and this dip quarters
of boiled eggs arrange them fiat dish while wet
standing each up the next but touching it,
circle. Let this stand hours Get can Of tiny
French string BEANS drain them and with French dress
ing and when it is time for the meal arrange them in the
egg circle, and serve very cold
The offer attractive and ice creams for
the Easter dessert the form individual rabbits chickens
ducks Easter es larger forms Of hen and chickens
which will serve from six to dozen.
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EASTER IN ROME.

CONGRESSMAN J. ADAM BEDE. said Of an impression
~ sistic painters s4.a
know his work. Of course Beautiful doubt, in
vague delicate dreamy way but not the kind Of work to
please the public Our friend I'm afraid, is a painters
painter, as Shelley was q poets poet
ga Cleveland millionaire visited his studio last
This millionaire forming gallery and critic ad
vised him to include one Of our friends pieces
So the millionaire, with his diamond coar-button his
gold cane and his 25cen cigar staked thru the
quiet studio, inspecting this canvas and that.
They all beautiful but they vague elusve
without detail.
piece Of very bright rich cooring caught the million
It the stately Ara Coe stairway with
wolves and palms Of the Campdoglio the right and
was called Easter in Rome
1fThe millionaire looked at the vague rich picture
stepped Italian color and the painter watched him his
hopes high for he considered Easter in Rome his
masterpiece.
1Um, .Easter in Rome, Yes said the mllionaire
Pretty little sketch. Not bad Look here you can finish
that up for approval if you want to. - &.
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Literary Honesty

f sT WAS plainly Of the days when to
! ! !
ntvjR | Geraldine the world stuffed with
y~INAI / sawdust and poor quality Of sawdust
II fA.yHasI | at that.
1AR,W IT am weary, dead tired and bored
E~ns~M with living up to peoples expectations
ZzNF7NZNl u of me- she announced for beginning
#NNNNNZNH For three solid years since came out
q /WNIXWV I've been doing it and wondering why
VI'l wasn't deliriously happy,.as they say a
young girl should be. And don't think should have
come out Of trance if it hadn't suddenly dawned
that tenths Of the people feverishy endeavorng
to keep step with were just blufing, too!'
You haven't been reading Maeterlnck, have youq'
inquired, cautiously don't know much about Maeter-
nk but I've noticed when people have attack Of
ing to make the world all they generally have been
reading writer with impossible theories and ideals
hit on the Belgian a scapegoat.
The effect on Geraldine quite dreadful. II have
not!' she declared distinctly 81 don't know what he
means' And abomnate Ibsenl hate what they call fine
writing much prefer good detective stories and nice
Portable where the hero and heroine fall in love and
get married like sensible people, instead Of having and
occult Influences and pasms Of thinking that maybe they do
not for each other the ultimate possibility caring
and bid each other eternal farewell that lasts thru
various tragedies to the last chapter when in spell Of
Observation-Disclosures they get married live unhappy
after!'' .s* .t/
s4Go on / urged. "I,l be silent as the grave!'
sYou needn't sputtered Geraldine. ssFor the next
time impressive spangled leans across the
luncheon table and in thrilling tones inquiries whether I've
1ooA PeILeCtiy cldWming story, how or the
Whereatness' and whether wasn't unutteraby thrilled
at the chapter where the heroine discovers real inner
self and the emptiness Of existence I'm going to try to
look intelligent and tho quite ease and murmur
that I'm simply overwhelmed by the tragic beauty of the
whole thing FIN going to look her right the eye say
couldn't for the life Of get thru the first chapter but
that m thoroy enjoying book by Mary J. Holmes which
found up in the attic I'm going to be honest
You won t get asked to any parties if you are
predicted
II don't care!'' cried Geraldine recklessy Most Of
them fun anyhow. Everyone crazy go only
cause she fears the rest Of the guests will think didn't
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A GOOD RISK

ST MET A. j. Drexel at Monte Carlo = said New Yorker
His yacht, the Margarita, lay In the Mediterranean
h entertaining the Grand Duke Boris the Grand Duke
Vladimir, host Of royalties For Mr. Drexel,'' declared
the New Yorker proudly has gotten into European society
b way other American dreamed Of.
/ sMr. Drexe is handsome clever, witty and kind No
he succeeds we'll in his ambitions which pure
ly social. @ s.s@.s sSrx s4:=ss-4S .sz5.#
81 chated with him one day the at Monte Carlo
The little cafe, off the ROOM whose
aows afford such lovely gmpses of the rough gray
tans Of Monaco those barbarous mountains that
pf place under sky blue and smiling amid such beaut
full villas Of ivory white, and such lovely palm gardens
s. s 4 had lost the red number Of 5franc pieces
roulette, and talked rather excedly about the Monte
Carlo tables. One thing led to another. Finally said
@ What would you do if you cheating here?'
ii Mr.. Drexel smiled.
IS & Dog he said why, back him, Of course -
II BROKEN PLEDGES
lkAIHsON MINER met San franciscan at luncheon at
Hwy the ST. Regis
Il ssAnd how - he said, els Blank dong9"
Il The San Franciscan smiled xss5 49,
IT met Blank the beginning Of Lent y said Hand
sdae told that he had off smoking, drinking and
aTidge TIL Easter Monday From later reports however,
81 The San franciscan smiled significantly and Mr. Miner
agaid:
i 81 understand Blanks swear-of resembled Elmer
RMuzzle's.
Elmer Muzze after ebauch that lost him two teeth
lind his job took the pledge I.
The magistrate Che of in police court) met his
Mittle couple Of weeks LATER:
Well, Johnny said the magistrate in kindly tone,
Elbows your father dong9 Does he still keep the pedgef
Johnny nodded sole1nnly.
Yes, sir, sometimes, sir be said.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08
THE CHURCHES
Order of Services at the
Various Places of Worhsip.
M. e. Church, South.

Rev. R. t. Webb, pastor.-sundaS
school at $3.50 a. M, conducted by DR..
Il. N. Yost. The superintendent de-
sIres all the school present to hear the
announcement for Christmas. Preach
ing at 1O:8O a. m. by the pastor; sub
iect, "The Mind Of Christ" Epworth
League at $3.50 p. M, led by Mrs. DR..
Peters: subject, Association Unto
Salvation" Preaching at 1880 p. m.
by Rev. S. G. Preston. Business ses-
sion of the quarterly conference Mon
day night at 1880 o'clock, Let all of
the official members be present.
Monongah-PreachIng this (Satur-
hayy evening at 1880 o'clock by Rev. S.
G. Preston. Sunday school at 2 p. m,
Preaching at 8 and 1880 p. M, by the
presiding elder, Rev. W, L. Reed.
You are cordially invited to attend
all the services of DUR church. We are
especially glad to welcome strangers.
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Monongah Presbyterian Church,

Rev. w. o. David, pastor.-Morn-
ing service at 1900 a. M, subject.
pilates Condemnation" evening SER
vice 1880 p. M, subject, "The Seven
Words" These services will be the
first of a series Of meetings. The
Rev. J. Calvin Mead, D. D., will take
charge on Monday evening. DR.. Mead
will remain with us during the two
weeks, and Mr.. E. NJ. Rittenhousc.
who assisted him in Fairmont and is
assisting him this week at Grafton,
will assist him here. A cordial invita-
ton is extended to the workers in all
the churches of the town to attend
and take part in these meetings. Let
us make an earnest persistent effort
to advance the Masters cause and we
all shall reap the benefit. Sabbath
school at 10000 a. m.
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Presbyterian Church.

Rev. H. G. stoetzer, pastor.-sab-
bath school, $3.50 a. m, Prof. J. wat
ter Barnes. superintendent. Morning
service, 1O:45 o'clock. reception of
members: subject Of sermon, THE
Purpose of Christianity" Christian
.Endeavor Society. $3.50 p. NJ, topic
Lessons From the Cross Evening
service. 1880 o'clock; subject, "The
Expulsion of EyiI-its Difficulty and
lis Duty Milweek service. wednes-
day, $50 p. m. You are cordially in.
vIted to these services.
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First Baptist Church.

Rev. w. j. Eddy, pastor-This In
vites you to the services for to-por
row. Sermon at 1O:45, Some Com
pensations of Discipleship;" 1880 ser
mon, "The Father and the Oldest
Boy;' Sunday school, $3.50. 1t is de
sired that all the school may be pres
emit, The orchestra will soon be in
good condition for effective service
The B. Y. P. U. at 6:SO. The public
is cordially invited to attend all the
services.
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Central Christian Church.

Walnut and Second avenue, Q. E.
Bates, minister. = $3.50 a. m, Bible
school, Seymour McIntire superintend-
ent; 1O:45 a. M. subject Exceeding
Great and Precious Promises" 7:45
p. M, subject, THE Duty of Inspec-
tion;" GAS p. M, Y, P. S. C. E., topic
Chrlsts Life. Lessons of the Seven
Words From the Cross" Jno. 19:25-31
Luke 2S:344G Mark 14:S4. Leader,
May Laughlin. We urge every mem
Der to be present.
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Miss Jane Carpenter went to Wheel
ipr yesterday morning to spend a few

Miss Jane Carpenter went to Wheel
ipr yesterday morning to spend a few
days.
Miss Gertrude johnson, Of Latrobe,
Pa, who is attending school at George
town College, Washington, D. C., is in
Mrs. Harriet Manleya nd Miss Ma
bel Curry, who we're the guests Of
relatives here for several days, have
returned to their homes at Eldora.
Mrs. A. L. Prichard and daughters
Misses Lena and Helen, OF Manning
ton, wers shopping in the city yester'
day. Mrs. PrIchard and Miss Helen
returned home on 55 last evening.
Miss Lena is the guest Of Miss Mar
garet Shinn ut her home on Pierpont
avenue.
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Chris. P. E. Church.

Rev. NJ. A. Barnes, rector.-Holy
eucharist, 1880 a. M: Sunday school,
$3.50 a. M; morning prayer and lit,
any, 1915 a. M; first Sundays and fes.
rivals, second celebration of holy eu.
charist, 1O:45 a. M; evensong, 1880 p.
M; Friday, evensong, 1880 p. NJ; holy
days, holy eucharist, $50 a. m,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08

First Methodist Episcopal Church
Main street near Postoflce, 6 p.
Smith pastor 80 Sunday
school, &. W. Evans superintendent:
1886 4. M. quarterly communion ser
Vice; 2.so ,, M. Junior Leagne, Mrs.
Allie: J. Reynolds superintendent;
$50 p. M, Epworth League, topic,
Missions. a worldwide Responsible:
lily, leader, Prof. 3. E. Mercer; 1880
p. M, Rev. J. S. Robinson, presiding
elder will preach Monday evening at
1880 the first quarterly conference
will be held by the presiding elder.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08
Death at New central.

Mrs. Joseph Green died this morn
ing at her home at New Central Mine
Her husband, who is miner, and two
children survive her. The funeral ser
vices will be held on Monday morning
and the remains laid to rest in the
Holy Gross Cemetery at this place,
Undertaken R. L. Cunningham has
charge of the arrangements.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08

church are urgently requested to be
present, B. Y. P. U. at Z p m, topic,
"Christ's Life of the Cross" led By
Sister W. NJ. Lee and Sister Jenkins.
Preaching, s p. H., by pastor, subject,
Some Infrmatives and How Cured"
The public is cordially invited.
Strangers are given hearty welcome.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08
Grace Lutheran Mission.

Sunday school at 10 a, M, John F.
shaHerman, superintendent. All teach
ers and scholars are urgently request
ed to be present Sunday morning, as
our Christmas service is here and We
must get to work on It at once.
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MI. Zion BAPTIST Church.

Rev. ]. W. Robinson, pastor
Preaching at II a, M, by pastor; sub
ject, obedience Essential to Saliva
tion;" Sunday school at $3.50 a. M;
Communion and covenant meeting at
$3.50 p. m. All the members of the
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MethodIst Protestant Tempre.

Rev. j. c. Broomfield. Pastor.-Sun-
day school at $3.50 a. M; public wot-
ship at 1915, subject, "The Inscription
on the Cross" Junior G. E. at $3.50,
intermediate c. E. at 4 o'clock and
Senior C. E. at 6:SO, with Miss Rose
Gaskfll as leader. Evening service at
1880, with sermon from the text,
There they crucifed Him" Special
music at both services.
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Catholic Church.

Rev. A. Boutlou, pastor.-Mass ev-
cry Sunday at and 10 o'clock a. m.
Evening devotlons at 7:3O o'clock, con-
sisting of the rosary and benedictlon.
Mass every morning during the week
at 1880 o'clock.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08
PERSONAL
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

5IrS Harriet Manley and Miss Ma.
R0cE on CASTOR avenue.
b Beckman and NJ. A. Fletcher
Eairmonters registered at Pitts
mug tpday;
Gathright is expected here TO.
MINI rom his home at Covington, Va,
- spend several days with his wife
lid son who are guests at the home
n Nh 4. J. Stone on Quincy street
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08

Mrs. Hubert Lane, who has been
the guest of Mrs. Kemble White for
several weeks. left this afternoon for
her home at Warren, Pa.
MIR. H. p. Keenan,, formerly of Man
nington, district organizer for the Peo'
pies Mutual Life Insurance Associa-
ton and local agent for the Southern
States Mutual Life Insurance Co., OF
Charleston, W. Va, has permanently
located in Fairmont and bought the
property of Geo. Wadsworth on Lo'
Gust avenue where he now lives.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08

An our new goods are NOW u which
We viii Be- pleased 70 show our frieras
and natrons. New Nuts of ~ kinss
Pulled Figs, the finest favored
srswn.
Walnuts, son shelled Almonds,
ElIberts, Peeans, Brazil Nuts
Walnut Meats, Pecan Meats
Jordan shslled Almonds,
Layer Raislns,
Loose MuseaIei isaislns,
Seeded Raislns,
currsrs, cIsroh. Orange Peel
Lemon Peel. Pure Spices,
Figs in bulk and packages,
candied Cherries,
candied Pineapple.
Marasehino Cherries,
Dates, Pitted Dates,
Ruby Prunes,
Lima Beans, VII
SAT- Maekerel.
Minute TaplOca, d a
Tetley's Teas, Ii
Llpton's Teas,
Empress Teas, aas1.58
High grade taas In bulk
Young Hyson, Gun Powder, ~
English Breakfast ooIppsF
Basket Fired Japan,
Spurs coftees. Nothing finer Sold
Somerset County Maple Syrup.
Preston County Pure BuelWheat
Flour The kind we always sell.
You get your moneys worth ard
satisfaction at this store. ~
MARTIN BROS.
III Street
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08

Hon. S. F. Glasscock and Col. ]. G.
Frazer, two prominent Morgantown at
torneys. were in this city to-day.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-08

An our new good ase NOW n which
We Win be pleased 70 show our trispas
and patrons. New Nats. q sll slnss
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-02
NUTMEG GRATNGs
Interesting Items Boiled Down for
 Our Busy Readers.

The postmaster general yesterday authorized the appointment of four additional city carriers for the post office at Bridgeport. The new service is to be effective immediately.
 Patrick J. Linehan for forty years a resident of Wallingford, died at his home last evening of concussion of the brain, as a result of injuries re- ceived by fall at his home Monday
 Joseph F. Goodrich, head of the carriage making firm of J. r. Good rich X Co, committed suicide at New Haven yesterday afternoon, by shoot ing. He was 70 years old and leaves a family.
 Men on their way to early mass at St Matthews Roman Catholic church at Forestville. at 0:30 o'clock yester- day morning discovered a bad fire at the trestle east of Davitt's crossing. An east bound freight was stalled just west of the fire and aided by the train crew the Welch fire company's men soon got the fire under control. The trestle was on the main line and If it had happened during passenger traffic bad wreck might have hap pened.
 Harry Sinclair Lewis. the Yale sen for who left Yale to tend the furnace at Upton Sinclair's socialist colony near EDglewood. will shortly be join ed by another Yale man, Alleu Flu gene Updgraff, of Chicago. who was a member of the class Of 1907 last year, hut who did not return to New Haven this fall. Affairs at the col ony are booming. A prominent law yer from Memphis is in charge of the dishwashing. a Mrs Davis of Cornell assumed the management of the kitchen and Miss Bertha Wilkins, who worked for a time for Mir Sinclair fin the stockyards, has started a pressing establishment for the benefit ot all swell socialists who refuse to give up their sporty clothes