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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07
TONIC TREATMENT
Weak Stomach and Sick Headache
Cured by DR.. Williams
Pink Pills.

The symptoms of stomach tronbla
vary. Some victims have a raveuous
appetite, others loathe the sight of food
Often there is feeling as Of weight on
the chest, q full feeling in the throat
Sometimes the gas presses on the heart
and leads the sufferer to think he has
heart disease. Sick headache is a fire.
quent and distressing symptom.
A weak stomach needs a digestive
tonic and that there is no better tonic
for this purpose than DR.. Williams Pink
Pills is shown by the statement of Mr..
A. O. Merrill, a mining man, of Oueals,
Calf, a veteran of Battalion o, Third
U. S. Regular Infantry.
81 had never been well since 1 left
the army, he says, always having had
trouble with my stomach, which was
weak. l was run down and debilitated.
Gould keep nothing on my stomach,
and at times had sick headache so bad
that did not care whether I lived or
died. My stomach refused to retain
even liquid food and I almost degpaired
OF getting well as [ had tried so MANY
kinds Of medicine without relief. Then
was bitten by a rattlesnake and that
laid me up from work entirely for a
year, SIX months of which spent in bed.
" One day friend recommended DIR.
Williams Pink Pills to me and I began
taking them. They cured me when all
other medicine had failed. I have
recommended the pills to a great many.
for during my recovery every one asked
me what was helping me so and I told
them DR.. Williams Pink Pills. I cam
not speak too highly Of them"
If you want good health you must have
good blood. DR.. Williams Pink Pills
actually make new blood and restore
shattered nerves. They are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid, on re-
ceipt Of price, 50c. per box, six boxes for
$3.50 by tho DIR. Williams Medicine
Co., Schenectady, N.Y.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

been unmarried by a single disturbing
incident and is crowned with the in
sauguration of President Palma for a
second term, recalls the lugubrious pre-
dictions made when that essay in self
government was begun. Instead Of
proving themselves unfit for autonomy,
the Cubans have shown an example Of
stability that puts to shame many old
er nations. This happy condition in
the island whose freedom was won by
America is as gratifying to us as to
the Cubans themselves. We find In 1t,
besides the reward coming from a con-
seriousness of having faithfully kept
what the official world considered to be
a Quixotic promise, the evidence that
it has been successful beyond our most
hopeful anticipations.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07
Heard the news?" Tom asked.

11SdLu CuS AGWSs 4Olu dSAeus
mo. What is it?" answered Willie,
forgetting for a moment his trouble over
Nero
ED Bishops going with his folks to
the city for the Fourth, an so you'll have
to find some one else to take his place in
our procession"
Willie gave Nero a quick look. "Oh, I
wish you had hands -
who'll you get?" asked Tim, after
waiting a moment for Willie to speak.
Dunno yet; I'll have to think about
it first. See here, I've got lots of things.
Twice as much as we have to have"
Il should say you have! You're lucky.
All the other boys say they had a hard
time to get what they had to. How'd
you manage it?"
II earned the money, getting coal and
kindling," Willie explained.
well, you ought to have the right to
give out the flags. Well all meet here
at 10 sharp" and Tom sauntered on.
When he was gone, Willie began to
talk to Nero again.
"Now, there it is. [ have frecrackers
an torpedoes enough for yo1 an me,
too, an you helped me earn 'em, carry
ing kindling, didn't you? Oh, why
haven't you some hands to carry a flag
with ~
Willie was excited now, and up jump
ed Nero, waving his tail as hard as he
could. Willie looked at him for minute
and then turned a double someIsault, and
came up shouting, 'Hurrah hurrah You
shall march with us. / know / can do
If ~
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07
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Willie Perkins was years old and
Nero was only 4, but when Nero walked
on all tours he was nearly as tall as
Willie, and when he lifted his great shay
gy dogship upon his hind legs he could
lay his fOrepaws on somebody's shout
ders, and that somebody was Willie's
father.
Mr.. Perkins called Willie and Nero
THE chums,' and it was indeed seldom
that the two we're apart, except at school
times and meal times, and when the sand
man had paid Willie a visit; even at
those times they were not far apart.
When Willie went to school Nero trot-
ted along by his side, and, like the GOOD
fellow that he was, when they came to
the door and Willie said, Nov, old boy.
you wait for me right here in the ward
and be sure not to brighten any Of the
children as they come in. Tell me good
by now and be a good fellow" Nero would
wag his tail very hard lick the hand that
had been patting his head SO lovingly all
the time Willie was talking to him, and
then lie down and watch his master dis
appear through the great door of the
school house.
BY and by Nero would get tired Of ~
ing still and would go for a walk around
the building. The sly fellow! He we'll
knew that the janitor's wife would have
a little heap of bones hidden off in one
corner Of the yard for him, and when
he enjoyed his feast he would look up
to see her watching him from the base
ment door. Then again that great tail
would Wag as if he said Thank you so
much for those nice, meaiy bones" When
winter came on there was large box that
the ianitor's wife and Willie taught Kim
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

1t is doubtful if the average annual
Income of lawyers, including all mem
bers Of the profession good, bad and
Indifferent exceeds $4,000 While a
few are able to command large fees
and pile UP comfortable fortunes, the
majority are far less fortunate. And
the lower strata Of the profession con
tain an immense number who live from
hand to mouth aud many Of whom are
undeserving of any sort of a living In
that profession, although they might
be worthy Of respect if engaged in an
occupation for which they were fitted
by nature and attachments. In all pro-
fessions there is always room on top
and by the same token there is always
a crowd at or near the bottom.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

I'm all criminal prosecution the &C,
cused shall enjoy the right TO a speedy
and public trial by an impartial jury Of
the State and district wherein the crime
shall have been committed" That is
a provision made in the bill Of rights"
In the sixth of the ten amendments sub
mitted by the first Congress. There
never has been and probably never will
be a demand for a repeal of that sec
ton Of the fundamental law. But just
so long as an accused person must be
tried in the judicial district in which
the crime with which he IS charged oc-
Cured and tried by a jury Of the vicin-
age 1t will be impossible to convict
lynchers in communities that sympa-
thize with their acts or are afraid to
provoke their luminosity.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07
MONKEY CASHIERS IN SIAM.

Animals Can Tell Counterfeit Coin
from the Real.
A story has come out of Lahore.
India, which will be generally received,
In the language of the war correspond
ents, with reserve" says the New Or
leans Times-Democrat. The story has
to do with cheap labor, which means
more In the east than it does here. The
story Is that in a large store in Siam
csc city a pet ape was seen to take up
coin, bite it and hurl it to the floor
with every expression Of disgust. An
examination Of the coin showed it to
be counterfeit, and a genuine coin was
placed in the way Of the ape.
He bit the coin, looked satisfied and
placed it carefully Oh the cashiers
counter. 1t was evident that he could
distinguish spurious from good coin,
and the establishment secured two 9th
er apes from a local zoo and put them
to the test. They did not fail in a sin
gle instance to separate spurious coin
from genuine. Since then the majority
of business houses in Siam have en-
pIoyed apes as cashiers and there is no
more counterfeit coin in circulation.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

A scientist at Prague has found out
how to read by the light emanating
from sausage. Now let some bard
write a great poem on this achieve
Iaent and there will be something new
under the sun. Poetry, science and
sausage would make a winning COM
bination.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

A New York gambler who died the
other day left $1,000 for the care of
one of his old enemies who had lost his
luck. Let the Independent oil refners
hope on. They may be taken care of
In good time.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

New Jersey is spending a lot Of mon
ey to destroy the mosquitoes. The mos
Uuitoes made the mistake Of not having
themselves incorporated under the New
jersey laws.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

John D. Rockefeller says his father
Is dead. Frank Rockefeller says his
father is being we'll cared for. 1t is a
wise Rockefeller who knows the where
abouts of his own father.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

Maxim Gorky's real name is Alexel
MaximoYitch Pieschof, and after a Sec
ond look at it, very few people will
blame him for trying to forget 1t.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

The Gar says he has unlimited con
hdence in the Russian people. Every
thing would be lovely If the Russian
people would return the compliment.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

Why all this excitement over the lit
tie matter Of veracity at Washington?
Even the psalmist in his haste said all
men were liars.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

In Russia the rulers troubles are
likely to be mostly with the lower
house. Things are different in this
country.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

The girl who marries a fellow to re
form him. seems to lose sight Of the
fact that there are lots who don't need
reforming.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

Truth doesn't mind being crushed to
earth, but this business of being used
Tor a punching bag is what Jars.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

Whites retirement will be felt. He
was one Of the few Russians who had
a name that anybody could pronounce.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

The Gar wants a navy built on an
entirely new system. How would one
constructed Of cork suit him?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

Reform our spelling. Cut out the
silent letters. Then cut out the ones
that make a noise. After that we can
have some peace.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

Is It because adult baseball players
make a business Of playing a game
that they act so much like boys?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

The gaekwar of Baroda Is said to
have an income Of $7,5O0,O00 a year,
and be is not a captain Of industry,
either.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

Lightweight men always think they
are heavyweight thinkers.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

A man may want to be able to work,
but that is no sign that he wants to
work.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

One way to acquire new friends
quickly Is to inherit a million dollars.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

The close of the four-year term Of
the first president Of Cuba, which has
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

When a man runs away from his
wife, do other wives think, 4 wish
mine would run away from me?" Or
do they become scared and try to do
hatfnr2
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

All the letters a married man gets
are short ones, If he is a perfectly
proper man.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-07-07

The woman who apologies at the
table the most, means it the least.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
MCLEAN SELLS FURNITURE STOCK.

Negotiations were concluded yes
terday between D. Mclean of this
city and E. C. Thuerwachter of
Fond du Lac, Wis, whereby the
latter becomes the owner of the
furniture stock of Mr.. Mclean.
Daniel says that his trade has been
generally satisfactory, but he has
not been accustomed to confinement
and that it doesn't agree with his
health. Mr.. Thuerwachter, who
appears to be a business like and
reliable young man, is we'll pleased
with the town and it's prospects. Mr..
Mclean will continue resident OF
Redwood Falls for the present, and
we trust permanently.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
LIBRARY NOTES.

This past month the library was
open for reading and reference ev-
cry day, and for the distribution of
books 27 days. The total number
of volumes issued was 814, daily
average of 80, of which 122 per cent.
were non-fiction.
We see a considerable increase in
the adult apartment, especially since
he new books have arrived and the
travelling library is upon our shelves.
With the opening of school it is
hoped that our reference work will
begin.
The largest circulation on any one
day was 60.
The juvenile report which is in
Guided in the above is as follows;
Total circulation 1853 volumes, of
which "A were non-fction. There
were Is new registrations. The
readers numbered 4O3, 247 being in
the children's department. The
largest daily attendance was rs.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
BELVIEW.
From The INDEPENDENT.

Attorney l. M. Olsen of Sleepy
Eye was in Belview Thursday.
Dad. Tuttle rather favors C. M.
Bendixen of Morgan for the Repub-
lican nomination for representative.
Attorney Howard of Redwood
Falls and H. J. Bebermeyer of Wa
basso were among the Belview cal
lers last week.
Mrs. Wyman, who has been visit
ing with the families of C. Olson
and Carl Boklep, has returned to her
Minneapolis home.
A baby boy was recently born to
B. Gareis and wife and baby girl
was born to Glen Marcyes and wife
on Monday of last week.
Mrs. A. 0. Aaasen has returned
from her extended stay at Madison,
Wis, where she graduated from a
musical school with high honors.
R. S. Patchin was here last week.
He announced that he had rented
the old home farm near Truman
and transported his household goods
to that place on Wednesday.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
PAID THE FINE.
Fred. B. Phillips Pays the $3.50 Which
Judge Weber Imposed on Him.

Fred. P. Phillips came up from
St. Paul last Thursday evening and
remained here a couple of days,
during which time he paid the fine
of $3.50, which Judge Weber i'm
posed upon him for alleged con-
tempt of court in connection with
endeavoring to protect his fathers
property near Tracy some time ago.
1t will be remembered that Judge
Weber refused Phillips a trial by
jury, then adjudged him in con-
tempt, and imposed the maximum
sentence allowed by law. The fine
was considered severe at the time,
and many in the court room con-
tended that the court was hitting at
Phillips attorney. E. S. Cary,
when he imposed the fine upon Phil
lips.
After the sentence Phillips ap-
pealed the case to the supreme
court, and several months ago that
body sustained the fine of the lower
court, passing on the law points
alone. Mr.. Phillips is candidate
for the Republican nomination for
representative in the country dis
trict of Ramsey county, and is likely
to win out. He requested Senator
Somerville, who had charge of the
contempt proceedings against him,
to extend the time for the payment
of the fine until after the primary
election, but Mr.. Somerville in
formed him that he had been given
plenty of time, and that if Mr..
Phillips did not pay the fine by
certain date a couple of weeks ago
he would have the necessary enforce
ment process issued. Early last
week SENATOR Somerville sent the
papers to Sheriff Schueller and the
latter went to St. Paul and ordered
Mr.. Phillips to appear here and pay
the fine, or go to Jail for six months.
Rev. ]. w. Phillips of Ceylon ar
rived here Friday and assisted his
son in cleaning up the case.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
WABASSO.
From The Standard

Miss Brown has gone to Goldfeld,
Iowa, on visit.
Mayor Lines was over from Red
wood Falls Thursday.
Clarence Posi- of Sanborn is en-
ployed in the store of R. A. Leisti-
kow.
Joseph Johanneck threshed wheat
that averaged 10 bushels per acre,
harley SO and oats 40.
The county candidates and a few
politicians have visited Wabasso
during the past week.
Mrs. D. E. Ellington has gone to
Wisconsin, where she will spend a
month visiting with relatives.
J. B. Johnson and son, Otto, of
Marshall county, have been visiting
with relatives and friends around
here during the past week.
Rev. R. E. Clark preached in
Madelia Sunday, going from there
to St, Paul. Rev. A. A. Palmer of
Madelia occupied the pulpit here.
Paul Callaghan and wife returned
from Wisconsin, where they were
called by the illness of the latter's
mother, who is now convalesclng.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
DELHI.

Mrs. Jas. Gaffney is visiting this
week with friends in Minneapolis.
Mr.. Alvin Small and daughter
Vesta, spent Saturday and Sunday
with friends here.
Mr.. Chas. Winters of Madison is
visiting at the home of his sister,
Mrs. Grant Painter.
Mrs. T. A. Anderson left on Sat-
urday morning to spend week visit
ing with friends in St, Paul.
Harold and Arthur Adams took
the noon train on Saturday for Min
neapolis to visit with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Swanson of St.
Paul, spent Sunday at the home Of
her uncle and family, John Borg.
Mrs. John Borg and daughter
Edna departed Saturday morning
for visit with relatives at st. Paul,
Mr.. Emil Borg, Mr.. J. C. Lager
strom, Mr.. McMurchie and Rev. c.
C. Adams left on Tuesday for the
cities.
Rev. C. C. Adams and wife drove
to Vesta on Monday. Mrs. Adams
remained at the Vesta hospital for
treatment.
Miss Mary Piersol, Leila Rogers,
and Edna Stewart drove to Redwood
Falls on Monday to attend the High
school at that place.
A number Of the young people
greatly surprised Miss Mae Randall
Tuesday evening of last week. The
party was in honor of her birthday.
T. j. Tradewell drove from Fair
fax to Echo, stopping here a short
time. Mr.. Tradewill will move his
family from Fairfax to Echo this
week.
School opened here on Monday,
with the following in charge: Miss
Helen Gray principal, Miss Cochrane
intermediate, Miss Grace Rowell pri-
mary.
Word was received here on Sun
day evening of the death of Mr..
Montgomery of Caledonia, ILL.,, father
Of Mrs. Thomas Mckay. Mrs Pick
ems, a sister of Mrs. Mckay, left by
the way of Redwood Falls on Mon
day to attend the funeral.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.
Capt. Albert Steinhauser Breaks Into the
Judgeship Game.


Brown county is prolific with can
didates for the district judgeship
and that county seems to be the
only county wherein there are To-
Gated attorneys who are of the
opinion that they either want, or
feel qualified, to occupy the bench.
In addition to the four candidates
from there for the Republican nomi-
nation-I. M. Olsen, Jos. A. Eek
stein, L. G. Davis and the present
incumbent, Judge Weber = the
county now brings forth another one
of the best that she has, Capt. Albert
Steinhauser, who has filed for the
Democratic nomination for the dis
trict judgeship, and whose name is
on the official primary ballot.
The New Ulm Review excuses
Capt. Steinhauser's modesty by say
ing that number of people in the
district have requested the captain
to permit the use of his name for
the nomination. and the Captain
''has hesitated until the last possible
moment in the hope that some one
of the men who are after the Office
would show decided advantage but
as it now looks he has come to the
conclusion that there is not any one
of the four men who can say with
assurance that they will be nomi-
mated and he has decided to listen to
the wishes of his friends and has
filed for the office. His affidavit and
fee were sent in to the secretary of
state yesterday.
1T has been the habit of the
parties of the different judicial dis
tricts to eliminate party lines in the
matter of the judgeship, and for the
past three terms Judge Weber has
been a candidate the Democratic
party has endorsed the candidacy of
Mr.. Weber who has always been
elected as a Republican. There is
now opposition to him in his own
party and it appears that in the
event of his failing to secure the
nomination at this time there should
be some second choice for the voters
and it is upon this theory that Mr..
Steinhauser comes before the people
of the district as a candidate for
nomination at the hands of the
Democrats. He is the only Demo
cratic candidate and will secure the
nomination; the election he will
doubtless have to work for"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
PARCEL SHOWER.

A parcel shower in honor of Miss
Pearl Elizabeth Mckay, who to-day
becomes the bride of Jas. M. Cor
bett of Minneapolis, at the residence
of her parents in this city, was given
last Wednesday evening by Mes
danes Tyson and Trust, at the home
of Mrs. A. R. trust, on Fifth street.
The rooms were charmingly deco
rated for the occasion, golden rod
and brakes being festooned about
the windows and doors, with masses
of bloom in the corners and alcoves.
White ribbons were gracefully Topped
from the corners of the dining room,
and yellow ribbons in the parlor.
The general effect was highly ar
tistic.
When refreshments were served,
dainty place cards, decorated with
hand-painted cupids and a picture
of the bride-elect were provided as
souvenirs of the occasion.
The usual spirit of hilarity pre-
vaded the affair, the playing of
games and writing of receipts being
features of the evening. The shower
left it's traces liz E lumber of beauti-
full and useful gifts for the bride of
this morning.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1906-09-05
CANDIDATES fill
Attorney DoIliff Gets Into Fight for
Representative Nomination.

Midnight of last Wednesday was
the last minute for candidates to
file their declarations for tie prim-
arv election on Sept. 18th rext, and
the list closed in Redwood county
with % candidates.
There were no surprises in the
filings, except that of Attorney A.
C. Dolliff, who was urged at he last
moment by a number of friends to
get into the race for representative,
and he is now measuring strides with
C. M. Bendixen Of Morgan on cover-
ing the county and soliciting votes
for that honor. The filings are as
indicated in the official ballot, page 8.
Frank Clague has no opposition
for senator. Running in two coun-
ties he filed with the secretary of
state. as the law requires.
The only Democratic candidate to
file was George Posi-, commissioner
from the Second district. After the
primaries are held, it is possible
some Of the Democratic leaders will
get up Independent candidates. G..
w. Vaughn has been mentioned as
possible candidate for treasurer,
in case the primary vote nominated
the right Republican. Mr.. Vaughn,
however, is laying very low.