Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-01-20
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he-May | tender you some chicken?
She--l wish you would Its too tough
to eat the way it is Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
Customer-Have you IT, last Liter
AIRY Digest? Clerk--I'm sorry, but the
last copy has been sold. win What TO
Eat do;-Ex.
Mamma-Come now. Willie. you
must have your neck washed. Willie
Aw, say. Who invented neckwashin'.
anyhow? Elk.
Ada-Timid, isn't he? Nlay--Aw-
FULLY. He's 50 afraid that she'll say
no that he won't give her chance 10
say yes Brooklyn Life.
Madam-Be sure To put plenty of
nuts IN the cake. Cook crack no
more nuts to-day My jaw hurts me
already. llarper's Bazaar
Il know man that has never been
kissed in his life" said he. We'll"
said she, unsympathetically its his
own fault detroit Free Press.
DO you-er--ever tell fbs?' asked
the lady who had advertised for a maid
Not FOR myself, ma'am," answered the
applicant; only for the missus Tit
Bits.
Weary Willie i had a good job once.
hut was forced to resign Mrs. Hand
out How was that? Weary Willie
Why because de boss wouldn't fire me-
Judge.
You're such n wretchcd writer it's
wonder You wouldn't get typewritiug
machine Il would, only that would
show what a miserable speller l am"
Philadelphia Press.
Why Johnny, | am ashamed of you.
How could you take little Ethcl's half
Of the apple away from herr Cause,
ma, ! Amt forgot what You told me
to always take sisters part.
Ills family felt very much distress
ed about his going on the stage, did
they notT Yes answered Miss Cay
enne, but not until after they had
seen him act" Washington star.
Her friend Yes. my ancestors moved
in the best colonial circles. They were
Tories. you know The colonial dame
Yes2 Then, | dare say, my ancestors
helped 10 keep them moving. EX.
Mary Ann--l've come 10 tell you,
mum, that tn gasoline stove has gone
out Mistress Well light 1t again
Mary Ami can't. Sure it went out
through tn roof Cleveland Leader
Mr. Goodthing How does your sis
ter like the engagement ring | gave
her? Her Young Brother-Well, it's
a little too small She has hard time
getting il off when the other fellows
call
Very well, sir" said Dr Quack, af-
ter his quarrel with the undertaken,
I'm make you sorry for this !" What
are you going TO dor asked the under
taker; retire from practice, Tit
Bits.
Hasked 1 don't object so much to
Fanny kissing her dog, but I prefer
her to kiss me before. and not after.
Wasper ! know, but don't YOU think
that the dog has his preference, tool
Answers.
Friend Now that you have made
millions. what will you do? Old Bal
lion.-I shall retire aud amuse myself
telling people what burden wealth is
and how happy | was when | was poor.
Tit-Bits.
Bacon Did you ever get anything ON
the instalment SYSTEM Egbert-Ycs;
got my household that way. First.
| got my wife, then her father and
mother, nnd now I'm getting her broth
ers and sisters Answers,
Chemist Ito poor woman You must
take this medicine three times IA day
after meals. Patient But sir sci
dom got meals these ard times. Chem
list Cpassing on 10 next cusiomer1--
Then take it before. Glasgow Times
Your little dog" remarked Sub
bulbs looks very odd. What did you
have his tail cut Off fort' I'VE sim
ply had to do IT, replied Gilman "he
wagged it So much and we live in
FAT. you know Philadelphia Press.
Little Girl cat the door Sister is
awful sorry, but she can't see you this
evening. Young Man-Im sorry, too,
Nargle. hope she isn't I'LL Little
Girl on. no; she's busy getting en-
gagged go another fellow Detroit
News.
"No.o declared Mr. Naggct. there
never was woman on earth who
could refrain from turning around to
rubber at some other woman's clothes
"<oT replied bis wife swcetiy. Didn't
vou eyer hear of Ever Philadelphia
Press.
Mr Loyca,craf-l see 10y the pa
oars. George. that a certain Madame
pou>ep and several other Russian la
Hoo. ba.tc enlisted ia u tOssaok Tcgi-