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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Summer Diarrhosa In Children.

During the hot weather Of the summer
months the first unnatural looseness OF
child's bowels should have immediate
attention, so as to check the disease
before IL becomes serious All that a
necessary is afew doses of Chamberlain
Cholic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
followed by a dose Of Castor oil to
cleanse the system. Rev, NJ. 0. Stock
land. pastor Of the first NJ. +, Church OF
Little Falls, Minnp writes; I'VE have
used Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Dianhoea Remedy for several years
and find II very valuable remedy, es-
pccially for summer disorders in chill.
dren." Sold by Frank Hart, leading
druggist. aug
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Rheumatism

When pains or irritation exist on any
part of the body, the application of
Billiards. Snow Liniment gives prompt
relief. E. w. Sullivan, Prop. Sullivan
House, FL Reno, 0. T., writes, June 6,
1902: 81 take pleasure in recommend
ing Billiards. Snow Liniment to all who
are afflicted with rheumatism. 1t is
the only remedy l have found that gives
immediate relief" 25c SOC and Sl.O0.
Sold by Hart's drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
CRAZY IN SPITE OF HIMSELF.

The other day an absurd story was
going the rounds of the press of man
who, under the impression that he had
committed capital offense against the
laws, was insisting by every cunning
process that brain and money could de-
wise, to invoke sentence to, and incar-
ceration in, the penitentiary. And now
after the most convicing declarations as
to his own sanity, Harry Thaw is to be
declared insane by his attorneys in be-
half of his acquittal of the crime of
murder already selfconfessed. This is a
funny old world. Its wild medley of
things one can't get, and things one
don't want being thrust upon one!
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Stop That Cough!

When a cough, tickling or an irrita-
tion in the throat makes you feel un-
comfortable take Billiards. Horehound
Syrup. Don't wait until the disease has
gone beyond control. Mr.. and Mrs. ].
A. Anderson, 354 West Fifth street, Salt
Lake City, Utah, write:
"We think Billiards. Horehound Syrup
the best medicine for coughs and colds.
We have used it for several years; it
always gives immediate relief, is very
pleasant and gives perfect satisfaction"
25c, Soc $l.00. Sold by Hart's drug
store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

An interesting fact in regard to dia-
monds is that it is not uncommon for
the crystals to explode as soon as they
are brought up from the mine. Some
times they have burst in the pockets or
the warm hands of miners, due to the
effect of increased temperature. Large
stones are more likely to do this than
small ones. Valuable stones have been
destroyed in this way. Some dealers
imbed large diamonds in raw potato
for safe transport from South Africa.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
All Tint Is Necessary.

II hear you are going to start a mag.
azlne."
"Yes; I've got my plans practically
all made, and wen probably have the
first number out in n month or two"
why, you have never had any ex,
perience as an editor or publisher. have
your
NO, but It's sure thing. I have n
friend who can get me nearly all tho
automobile advertising there Is going"
Chicago Record Herald.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Wanted II Over.

"Say," exclaimed the man in the
chair suddenly, hurry and get through
shaving mo, will you"
"EhT said the barber. when you
got into the chair you said you had
plenty Of time"
THAT was before you began shaving
me with that Town Topics.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Dennis-And 50 you've been ter the
funeral of Micky Dolan? How coull
the minister find anything to say? Why,
he owed money all round the place.
Murphy-Oh, the parson hit it off all
right, Said that a loss would be felt
wherever Micly was known.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Algy Jones (at the week end farm
Look here! You know, George, can't
milk these confounded cows. The
beasts keep turning around and nib
bling at me. .....
George-Lor', sir, but you mustn't
blame 'em. The critters do like bit
o. green stuff. Sketch.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

''How will you have your aig cooked?'
asked the waiter.
my what?"
81 said how will you have your aig
cookedr"
Young lady" said the customer, "you
speak in singular fashion. Can't you
make it plural?"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

She broke out all over her body with q
humor, and we used everything recon.
mended, but without results. called
in three doctors, they all claimed they
could help her, but she continued to
grow worse. Her body was mass OF
sores, and her little face was being
eaten away; her ears looked as II they
would drop off. Neighbors advised me
oget Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and
before | had used half Of the cake Of
Soap and box of Ointment the sores had
all healed, and my little ones face and
body were as clear as q newborn babes.
/ would not be without it again If 1t
cost five dollars, instead Of seventy-fve
cents, which is all 1t cost us to cure
our baby, after spending many dollars
on doctors and medicines without any
benefit whatever.
Complete External and Internal Treatment for every
Hum0r from Pimples scr0iula, from Infancy 10 Age
consisting u Cuticnra Soap, Bc., Ointment 50c, HesOy
e7t 50c n forn Of Chocolate Coated Pills. c. per vial
Of co., may had Of all druggists single set often cures
the most distressing when all other remedies and
even the best physicians fail Potter Drug Chem Corp,
eole Props., Boston, Mass.
sg- Mailed Tree, AL Aboutthe skin Scalp, and Hair
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

The top of the Singer building in
New York City is to be COB feet high.
National pride should move congress to
add about 50 feet to the height Of the
Washington monument.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

1t has cost $4,OOOOOO less to manage
the New York, Equitable and Mutual
Life insurance companies during the,
past l2 months than was charged up to
the policyholders during the preceding
year.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Four of the biggest Touring mills in
Minneapolis have shut down, the owners
giving as a reason that "there is no de-
mand for -four"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

How many there are willing to buy
beer for those who don't want it, but
unwilling to give a nickel to buy bread
for those who are suffering with hunger.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Violin Virtuoso-l have just come
from tour through America.
Critic--Then you have scraped to-
gether a fine lot OF money - Floh.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Little Kari twho is ON the scashore
with his mother watching the sunset -
Keep quite still, mother; il will siszle
directly.--Kikeriki.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Ready For Business,

"Mr. Jones, want your daughter.
She is worth her weight in gold"
"Waal, fgGcr her out an gimme a
check. I kin use the money."-Judgc.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

The National Public Ownership Party
has been formed at Fresno, Cal. II
gets its start in a hot town, and ought
to be able to keep steam up.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

The young married women Of Mason
City, Iowa, have formed an anti-race
suicide club. We shall hear more about
that Iowa town in the future.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
ooooooooo Q 0 o o o O o 20 o
@ Editorial SALAD. O
90 O @ 5000 Q @ o o O @ @ o O o

Postmaster General Cortelyou is very
strongly in favor OF world letter rate
Of cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

The fear is beginning to be felt that
the Panama canal win drag along for
the next 25 years.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

cures OF torturing,
disfiguring skin hu-
mors daily made
by Cuticura Soap,
assisted by Cuticura
DIN TIM ent, after
physicians, and all
else had failed: II
feelitmy dutyto pa
rents Of other poor
suffering babies to
tell you what Cuti-
cura has done for
my little daughter.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

The divorce congress is said to favor
ten causes for divorce. One is enough
in most instances.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

New Jersey has lost 1900 corporations
and barely misses them. The mother
of trusts is not thinking of race suicide.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

MuIler-Have You received the we'll
deserved recognition for saving the
child's life? ....
Maier---Recognition, no. but / have
had to pay 10 kronen fine for bathing
in a forbidden place.--Caricatmen.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

~ loved her so deeply and now thIl
confounded family trouble has com,
between us"
What family troublef"
MY marriage. Lustlge Blatter.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Morning Astorian, 65 cents per month
delivered by carrier.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Ears Looked as If They Would Drop
OF Body Entirely Covered -
Face Mass Of Sores Three
Doctors Could Not Cure Child
Grew Worse - Face and Body
Now Clear
CURED BY CUTICURA
IN TWO WEEKS FOR 75c.

Mrs. George ]. steese, Of 7ol Coburn
st., Akron, Ohio, tells in the following
letter of another Of those remarkable
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

'Why did you give up your white
goods busineSsy"
Because l had to so into mournIng" +"
--Witzblatt.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Altogether too many good Christian
people 90 through life leaving a long
record OF wasted opportunities.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Policeman Ito wayfanr embracing n
lamp post,--no you know where you
live. anyway
Wayfarer-Let me alone-only four
more lamp posts and then am AT
home. -Lustige Blatter.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

Here's a cigar which reserved spe.
cially for you"
We'll, do you know would rather
have one which you had specially re.
served for yourself."-Witzblatt.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

First Tramp--lts grand thing. aft
or all, to have no employer and TO be
your own master,
Second Tramp-That's all very WELL
but it's darned annoying not to be able
to exercise the right 10 strike.--Cri de
Paris,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Jokes From France,
Germany and Austria

HE--No. I'm sure you don't love
me Don't tell me you do.
He-Rut do
Shc--No. you don't, you wretch, You
won't show me where you keep your
money. = Sourlre.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27

is own appetite, three weeks before.
an he was abundant ready to resume
with interest an enthoozlazzem. He
did. He went down that trail like a
cyclone maxim up time. He looked
as II he'd started fer good. long run
away-th' effort Of Is life. But !
wasn't satisfied. l stood holdin' my
breath an lookin' fer certain symp'
tom. / seen 1t. Then breathed easy.
"Th' symptom? Wy he just put Ia
nose down between Is forelegs an
shook is head. Then l knowed he
had tn bits in is teeth an would
keep on runnin' till he got tired out.
An in tn condition he was then In.
II that Greaser steered i'm right they
would be about forty mile nearer tn
Mexican border by tn time lassitood
set In in them wicked legs. seen
tn cloud Of dust disappear. tn Greaser
addin' sooperiluous demonstrations.
II went an fondled tn mare an put
alum-water on 'er back an pegged 'er
out where tn alfalfy was longer. But
didn't dast let myself begin t feel
I owned 'er. That Greaser might
though I doubted manage t. head
on that equine horror an steer It
back.
"Yit when late evenln' had come on
an they hadn't no Greaser showed up
T. claim tn beauty, my hopes was rails.
In. An when / went over t tn post
office at Alhambry that night, met
this fool Ed, hyer, an he says:
"Hy, Perry, snapped on that red
boss o. yourn this mornin,' didn't
yer
"Met a Greaser leven mile east q
town this morning about nine. ridin'
your boss at gait never seen
tetched on a race track. TIL Greaser's
face looked like somethin' was trou-
blin' him. an he-was sawln' away on
that leather as II he had to. Tn boss
didn't seem interested in nothin' but
goin'.'
ED says /. .frum what you say.
I've swapped.'"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27

self. But l knowed I'm fer q wicked
runaway scamp that wouldn't never
do nothln' but run away no matter
how old he lived L be.
18th Greaser turned an give a look
ut tn red boss. Then he turned an
looked back at Is mare. an tn COM
parison wasn't endurable. He went
at tn saddle-galls agin an l thought
my think had gone plenty wide. But
I KEEP on a.nargln' an asst him { try
that red boss onct. No harm q try
him. Hut tn Greaser wasn't listin'
good. beln' all wrapped up In tn
blacks gals.
"Howsmever, after I'd bothered i'm
quite awhile he agreed L try tn red
boss just onct. ! roped tn wildcat
an he seemed L scent chanst fer
devilment. fer he never tried L kill
me ner nothln. Then l asst tn
Greaser { bring on Is saddle an
bride an cooterments. He disagreed
ut fust, but l explained how II
wouldn't be fair test O. tn red boss
road powers II he didn't put on tn
entire travelin' kit right at tn start
So he drug Is whole shootin' match
over an clnched It onto my boss while
that cherry colored Satan stood as
quiet as lamb.
Then Mister Mexican got onto tn
reds back an spurred i'm. gentle. TIL
red rolled Is eyes an gritted is teeth
but only fllnched a little. Then tn
dark man. some provoked. raised Ii
quirt an brung It down on that boss
TANKS an said 'Ad-a.lan-ty!' which IL
Greaser fer Git up with other an
emphaticker mean!n's throwed In ex
try.
Nov. as near as / can recollect
that red boss got up. He didn't turn
over none an yawn an take no morn
in nap. He had what he'd been wait
in fer. That was tn very spot where
his previous runaway had been un
timely interrupted by that alfalfy an
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27

Remaining in the postofice at
Baxter Syringe, Kansas. for the Z
week ending with Dec. 20, 1905.
which II not called for within TIVE
weeks will be sent to the dead
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27
NICE HOME FOR SALE.

I want to sell my home so l
can build another one. My home
is a good one, consisting of six
nice rooms; good horse barn; COW
barn; buggy shed; horse lot;
chicken house; lots of fruit; els
tern; the best outdoor cellar in
town, built of stone and railroad
iron; two lots on corner, 100 X 142
feet. Will sell the place very
reasonable, ard will give time on
part, at reasonable rate of inter-
est. Somebody can secure a good
home at very low price if quick
deal is made. Will rent place
from buyer until new house can
be completed.
CHAS L. SMITH.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27
Program Of
SprinGYaNsy Sunday
School Association
to be held at the
NJ. L. CHURCH,
Sunday, January 6, 1907.
Sunday, January 6, 1907.

Invocation-Rev. +. II. Perry,
Song-Coronation.
Paper-Need of Decision Day
Miss Grace Perkins. Discussed
by ]. Orr Chubb, Edw. G. Pol
ster, Mrs. S. E. Patterson, Anna
Johnson, ]. c. Sproull, Rev. Lar
gent.
Cornet Solo-Ralph Sproull.
Paper-Preparation for Dccis'
ion Day = Miss Fannie Stall
smith. Discussed by NJ, Doty
Florence Ryon, AL. Hutchings
Mrs. Jno. II. Polster, Mrs. q
Connor, J. w. Morrison, Rev,
Yard.
Singing - Christian Sunday
School.
Paper-A Model Decision Day
Service. C. Plumb. Discussed
by Mrs. C. p. Polster, 7. G. Can
aday, Jno. II. Polster, Alfaretta
Mitchell, c. +. Polster, Rev
Perry.
Singing - Methodist Sunday
School.
Paper-Following Up Decision
Day = Mrs. Sadie Nice. Dis
cussed by Mrs. Belle Vickers
Mrs. F. Congdon, Mrs. d. Treat
John Wagner, Mrs. ]. c. Sproull
Gertrude Ballard, Noah Shank
A. J. Thompson.
Singing-Presbyterian Sunday
School.
Pilates Indecision--Mrs. w. J.
Turley.
Singing-Love Divine.
Benediction-Rev. Yard.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27
FRISCO RATES.

Round trip winter tourist rates
to points in Mississippi, Georgia,
Alabama. Louisiana, Florida, S.
Carolina, New Mexico, Texas,
Mexico. Tickets on sale Nov. /,
1906. to April SO, 1907. Final re-
turn limit June 80, 1907.
One way second class colonist
tickets to the southwest and west.
Dates of sale Nov. E and 20. Dec.
4 and IS, 1906; January 1 and Is,
Feb. S and 10, March 5 and 10.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27

If your trade is worth having
it is worth asking for. Scan the
columns of the local papers be
fore you buy, and if you can not
find advertised what you want,
yon can rest assured It is NOT in
town. Then. Of course. Jon are
Justified ID going where you can
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27

Persons intending having a
public sale should remember that
the real first class sale bills are
printed at this Office. We can
get you out a sale bill in just one
hour from the time you hand in
your copy. And if you haven't
your copy ready we will fix it up
for you.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27
Ann and PeraonaI Charm.

An amusing discussion recently tooh
place between an artist and an au'
thor a. to at which period Of life q
woman was the most fascinating. Ac'
cording to the artist, woman should
not be painted between the ages of q
and 40, as she was In the creates,
transition period Of her life; the au'
thor. on the other hand. declares that
she 10 at the height Of her fascination
and beauty between the ages Of 80
and 20. The question Is still unset'
ted
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27

Mr. M Whitchurch
Persons calling for any of the
above letters will pleasesay"Adve
Used" giving date list.
w. BAXTER. p. N.
Go to Mapes & Young for pho
tographs.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27
c.t Wanted 10 FIoht Snake.

Adam Abney's wife, on the head q
HardWick creek. a short time ago Wa
|out on the road with q pair OF twin
hahles and a large Maltese cat came
across q large rattlesnske. which the
cat wanted TO attack.
Nh. Abney Get the babies down
IL the road and killed the snake. b,
len he while h11 % Hold fast % ~
c.| g keep 4 |l11 to 11ake IIf
.'.' ga - .'''''s .n' nn''e'
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1906-12-27
The Kansas Legislature.

For the news of the coming
session of the Kansas legisla-
ture, as we'll as all other news,
subscribe for the Topeka Daily
State Journal. 100 days for 81.
Send in your subscription at
once. Address Topeka State
Journal, Topeka, Kansas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-05-14

awhile the deadly poison begins to eat into the surrounding flesh and the ulcer spreads rapidly, becoming more offensive and alarming until at last the sufferer finds he is afflicted with
 Cancer. Generous ulcers often start from boil. wart, mole or pimple, which has been bruised or roughly handled, showing that the taint is in the blood, perhaps inherited. Anoth
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-05-14
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.

Fees For Transfer Cards - Pythian
 Notes and Gossip.
 There seems to prevail an opinion that lodges cannot charge fee for transfer card, says the Sprig of Myr- tie. This misunderstanding grows out of legislation at the last supreme lodge convention which abolished a fee for a transfer card as matter of law that Is, fee is no longer compulsory. A subordinate lodge can do as it pleases about charging a fee for a transfer card. Inasmuch as lodges still have to pay $1 apiece for the blank cards, it Is quite likely that transfer members will have to pay for their transfer cards.
 The Knights of Pythias in Detroit, Mich, are perfecting plans for the erection of an eight story building. 60 by 100 feet, to cost about $250,OOO.
 The 76OOO members of the endow- ment rank have protection in force amounting to $11S,50O.0O0.
 The late J. W. Thompson had served as supreme outer guard continuously since 1876.
 The net resources of the endowment rank now approximate S1,315,000.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-05-14
THE HOME DOCTOR.

Do not bathe the body for at least an hour after meals.
 The juice of lemon is excellent as gargle for sore throat, but must not be swallowed.
 To cure q ringwOrm apply strong solution of borax and water three or four times day and cover the place with the fine powder very often.
 Hot water used both internally and externally Is highly recommended by medical men as cure for insomnia. Bathing the feet in hot water is said to be particularly efticacious.
 For simple cough cure roast me dium sized lemon. When hot through cut and press the juice upon three ounces of pulverized sugar. Take spoonful whenever the cough s trou- blesome.
 To make honey ointment take equal parts of honey and white four aA'i stir together with a little soft Water, just enough to make q thick paste solid. not liGuid. This is one of the good old fashioned remedies for sores anu boils
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-05-14
d48AIo

We hear a good deal said nowadays about the autocracy of worShipful master and the authority of his gavel. One of the most in>ipid and ridiculous specimens of vanity is the brother who, destitute of brains and proper under standing of the essential principles of Masonry. suddenly finds himself in the masters chair and immediately pro ceeds to make his presence felt by re- sounding cracks of the gavel. The fun damental principle of Freemasonry iti the equality of all around a common altar There Is no such thing in Ma sorry as autocracy. The rule Of the master Is merely an investment of confidence on the part of his brethren He is to wield bis gavel for the com mon good of all Only as the lessons of Freemasonry are acquired and dis played does the master ever rise above his fellows.-Illinols Freemason.
 Jerusalem chapter. No. 8, of Phila' delphia is said to be the oldest exist ing chapter of Royal Arch Masons in America. The minute books show that the cQapler eAlSleU dS q hoy al 1AlSl lodge in 1767.
 The S7oOOO temple to be built i'll Winston Salem, N C., will cover 6o by 90 feet and will be one of the hand somest buildings in the state.
 Viscount Hayashi, the Japanese am bassador to Great Britain, has made remarkable progress in the Masonic fraternity. He is past master Of Empire lodge and has recently been advanced to the grand lodge of Eng land.
 The Knights Templars of Maryland had 1,545 members at last report Boseant is the largest cOmmandery ID the state, with 3O2 members.
 The new grand master of the grand lodge of Mississippi is Charles H. Blum of Shelby.
 A $1OO,OOO temple will be erected this summer by the Shriners of Wilkes barre, Pa.
 Kentucky Masons are we'll started toward their new Old Masons' home The committee having it in charge have elected officers, and they have met and begun the work of collecting funds.
 A bill has been passed by congress changing the name of the Eastern Stal home of the District of Columbia to the Masonic and Eastern Star home."