New-York tribune., 1906-08-05


tOdian Of morals and manners: "It is reported
that most OF the gentlemen who attended refreshed
themselves avariciously and the manner in which
they acted does not speak we'll of their gentle
manly principles. These gentlemen may please be-
ware to avoid repetition on future occasions"
IF PIGS HAD WINGS.
"A suggestion to road hogs" in view OF the craze
scorchers who set the pace that hurns.
And needless Of your bones ard purses
4jA.i 4 kind ie Of 5; spell, resembling circe's.
An opportunity to owe bills.
Whose danger positively dims
Your 10O-h.-p. automobiles!
In motng-a deIirious sense
And somewhat hard for words to capture
The peril plus the blown expense
We take it, constitute the rapture;
These are the consultations which
Al attend s9IH1, one a. as ., the evening evening closes.
Approximate to beds of roses.
But, now that petrol tanks are stale
Raodrs Mnd lose % their tSa OLD deghtfui flavor
May be submitted to Your favor:
The cost Of the concern is high
I've cannot cannot stop 70 give the data).
Among the atmospheric strata
We grant you that the sudden curve
,,, The cropping kline the heedless peasant
That made a rapid run so pleasant
These things are gone admired by Hodge
To places where the fauna dodge
With most remarkable precision
Heroes who Joined a heart so stout
TO stories so sublimely graphic.
Impingng on the local traffic;
9e ne S9Itge SCto4ge tnRe me- On fRaf EARN d y0g spent
VIII count il a supreme event
To cannon up against a cirrus
Yet mark the point we wish to urge
Suppose Panhard goes to pieces
The sportsman may with luck emerge
And straighten out his spinal creases;
But here. although the route may tire,
Conceive for one ecstatic minute
Collision with careless spire-
And automobiles are not in IL!
An article about He'll Norway, has appeared In
the daily press The chief attraction Of the place
to be that il freezes over annually bur az
any rate, Buffalo man. according to "The Euf
falO Commercial" thought Of it as a possible sum-
resort, and sought for il in the gazetteer Hell
Norway, was missing, but he found instead this
gem of encyclopedia literature, whether intentional
or not he knows not: "Helrs Skerries a cluster OF
the Hebridean Isles, about ten miles west of Rum
The current which runs between them is extremely
rapid"
Somewhat Ambiguous.- -Jigss-why did Jelkin-
'oR give o up his elab when he got married?
him there when he went out nights.-The Boz
hemisn.
true cat story is told by correspondent ~
''The Hartford COurant family moved 20
new home twelve miles from the old one They
their cats 20 a friend about six miles from
the new home. One Of them, the mother cat re-
mained at her quarters only a short time
anu hothhs was heaFo from her until this sum-
mer. when nearly two years had passed One
morning she was discovered in the yard OF her
old mistress's home in the city which she had
never seen. being born and raised at the old home
in the country. To the greeting OF her mistress
she responded with every show Of affection and
delight. OF course the wanderer was made well
come She shows. decided aversion To heinz ,ut
out Of doors at all. and clings with devotedness
which is really touching to her old friends Now"
asks the writer could this be merely chance
that pussy, in her tramp life. should find her WA,
to that particular place. do these dumb creatures
kno" more than we give them credit for?"
Young Innoeent-I beg your pardon, did tread
on your foot that tirne2 N 'ieel"
Sweet Girl CveFy sweetYl-oh. nc. not that time.