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II is suspected that the Ruff Riders
We're the first advocates of simplified
spelling.-Washington Post.
| Mistur Rosvelts conversion adj
CRAFTY to the hops ov the spelling re-
formers. Thay think thay own the
erth.-New York World.
If the strength of the Cuban insur-
rectiOn could be measured by the num-
Der of its generals, there should be no
doubt Of it's success.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
1t seems school teachers are paid q
trif1e more than mill hands, which is
one example of the working Of the New
| England conscence.-New York Her.
| aid.
The Congress of Brazil voting an ap-
| preparation of S666,0O0 for the relief of
| sister republic is a fine example of
South American generosity.-NewY York
| Tribune.
The train wrecker is possibly the
| most eXccrated of criminals, and yet
he cannot cause as much suffering as
does the bank wrecker.-New York
| American.
Cuba affords an indication of what
may be expected of a certain class of
patriots when they get their feet no
longer in the public Observation-Disclosures
phia Record.
The quick lunch is now said to be the
chief cause of divorce. The courts and
| the doctors have not yet agreed which
Is the quicker. the lunch or the divorce.
New York Tribune.
If you read over that list of simpli-
fed words you will notice "kist" That's
probably Mr.. Carnegies personal con-
tributiOn to the Observation-Disclosures
. phia North American.
Burglary by automobile is cropping
out in new fields. The possession of mo-
tOrcarS by the dark-lantern fraternity
indicates that it is enjoying its share
or the general proSperity.-New York
World.
Now 1t is Mr.. Shonts and Mr.. Com
pers who are calling one another liars.
1t really Is not matter of very great
Importance to the public if they both
are. so long as that canal is built-New
York Press.
Edward of England has done good
stroke in Pacific Railways, thanks to a
TIP from Morgan, of Wall street. How
pleasant to the eyes of commoners are
the courtesies of kings New York
World.
Miss Abby Mayhem, of tie University
or Wisconsin, says that women will
never be free until they discard petit
coats That is to say, they will con-
tinue In clothes confinement.-Washi
ton Post.
A New York dentist demands settle
ment of a bill for $2,11O. A physician
recently asked fee at the rate of $500
a day. Not much fear that the sick will
die disgracefully rich.-New York
Amert,1c
Those Cub,n insurgent generals
would find it saf"r to follow the usual
practice and let re privates do the
fighting. providing luere are any pri-
Yates in the insurgent army.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Coal went up another 10 cents yester-
day. Ice costs small consumers about
twice as much as last year. People who
want either heat or cold in their house
Keeping are sadly out of luck. New
York World.
Whatever may be saic Of Englands
boasted mastery Of the seas, her gov
ernment Is not afraid to reduce her
naval expenditures in TIE face of the
military powers Of EIrope.-Phihdel-
phia Record
The phonetic spelling craze will not
be without profit if it teaches the people
that the Presidents name is RoZ-e-velt,
not Ruzvelt, as so many insist on spell
ing and pronOuncing it.-Philadelphia
North American.
If we rise up and call blessed a man
who increases the grass crop, what Shall
we do If the government succeeds in
the project of making each hen lay two
eggs where but one egg was laid be-
fore?-New York Herald.
Secretary Roots tribute to the "ln-
comparable beauty" of the women of
Argentina who pelted his train with
flowers was not the language Of diplo-
macy or of gallantry. Travellers agree
that the composite feminine type of Ar
gentina is irresistible.-New York Sun.
The burning of 5000 cans of food
and decayed fruits at Chicago the other
day was the first official bonfire lighted
to celebrate the pure-food victory in
legislation. 1t must be said that Ii
made good fire, even though the fumes
did not add To tho In,1ritu of tho at