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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-16

There's one & about me that !
don't understs said Tommy.
thcughifuIly. tthats Why it Is
that making m on Wallpapers IL
such lots Of fu,d making EN- in
rrrvhpoks in % is such hard
-crk.F
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-16
An Eve 70 Spare.

"Be careful how y0u shoot that a.
row this way. said the supporter of
the family 20 the Sd. You'll put nai
ms exc and thor. cs7f -wr'to ans
more WhTg- asked re 81 a. h
karf IN shooting Cant ron write
eth enc cree
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-16
All is Vanityi

AT frst. said. the apartment house
philosopher. life in a fat seems an
interesting study of humanity. but
soon Won lose your urbanity, part with
your Chdstianitr fall into profanity.
and Pass by sniEf stages from mental
iuanity into violent Insanity
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-16
Six Umbrellas.

nice sfh umbrella Is alpays appreciated as yfff'
and 1se haue an exceptionally fine line OF them IN
natural gDoof and god filled handles. The sdk Hsfd
II these umbrellas gfves satisfaction We are Showing
The cbld-eas S sitk umbrellas in co'orsa more com
,l,fs line ia u e haDe eOerhad Pdces;p25'Sl'30
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-16
ooas sabIeet 70 smaIlpox.

Digs are said 10 lac quite sus~epti
ble to smallpox and the owners of val
Hsble CANNES often have hem yaccin
ated.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
WINE AGED BY A SPIDER.
Description Of Method by Which
Prices Of Liquors Are Doubled
and Trebled.

Whisky IL years old is made often
times in Is minutes, as was discovered
by Prof. Wiley, of the United States ag-
ricultural department, when he was Sc
lecting liquors for the Paris exposition,
and when we stop to consider how quick
~ the process is accomplished and how
many times the price is doubled and
trebled upon what would otherwise be
very cheap wine the only surprise is
that there is any new wine to be had in
the market at all.
Credit is due to small black spider
which haunts tenement rafters and
abandoned places for the aging proc
ess. The working spiders are not
picked mp by chance. They are saved
from day to day and are fed with care
and system, and the cobweb workers
have discovered when the supply of
freshly killed flies gives out spiders
will thrive on gelatinous mixture of
meat jelly, thickened with little sug-
ar. Choosing sufficiently aged label
is the first step in producing old wine.
SO the labels are printed on small
hand press kept especially for the
purpose, and the aging establishment
has collection Of dozen blocks to
simulate dozen varieties, some of
them very clever forgeries of the we'll
known brands. Next they are printed
In cheap ink that will soon fade. But
this Is not trusted alone, as a bottle
OF 1756 wine may have to go, to the
table within "a hours after it has been
draped In cObwebs. The labels are all
dipped in tobacco water and hung over
stove to dry.
The mellowing effect of the process
Is wonderful considering its simplicity,
The labels are pasted on the bottles,
then dipped in bucket of water and
set down to drain, and the finishing
touches are in the shape of busting
them over with sawdust. AS result
the bottle catches and holds a light
film. such as would be acquired by
years of cellar life. And now the final
act Is performed by the spiders. The
bottles are at last placed in a narrow
basket and two or three energetic
spiders put in with them. The dusty
surface of the bottles offers an excel
lent beginning for the weavers. In a
few hours the bottle looks 200 years
Old with its cobweb draperies. It de-
veloped during Prof. Wiley's re-
searches that nine-tenths Of the whis-
KY sold over our bars had never seen
4 dfstfllery. but is what is known to
the trade as synthetic whisky, that is
to say, sufficient quantity of water,
spirits. colerinr matter and flavoring
to give the natural appearance of age
needs only the process named to de-
csive the public. The alcohol is fur
nished by high-proof spirits known as
''high wine."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
HINTS TO HousEKEEPERs.

A writer in the Delineator speaks
Of the little things of Housekeeping"
that mean SO much one way or the
other. The squeaking door, for exam
pie, which gets on the nerves, can
be quieted by feather dipped in oil
and applied to It's hinges. Woodwork,
penciled-marked by little fingers, can
be made immaculate by rubbing with
split lemon and afterwards with a
little whiting on a cloth. Spots on
carpets or rugs should be busted with
fuller's earth, and afterwards rubbed
with benzine. Shabby willow furni-
ture is made new by scrubbing with
strong salt water.
An expert authority writes in a
household magazine these directions
for preparing chestnuts for cooking:
With sharp knife cut slit in the
side Of each nut. Throw into boiling
water, and cook for two minutes,
drain, and let dry Add for each pint
Of nuts a tablespoonful of butter, stir.
and shake over the fire for few min
utes. Shell and outer skin will then
easily slip off. Keep the nuts COW
cred while handling, as they shell
more readily while they are hot.
An excellent way to avoid the ring
left by benzine is the following French
process: AS soon as the spot is
cleaned and while it is still entirely
wet, cover it with fuller's earth. Do
not rub it on, simply cover entirely
the spot, letting it dry this way.
When dry shake off the fullers' earth
and brush lightly the cloth. If proper
ly done there will be no ring. Some.
times the fullers' earth used alone is
quite sufficient to remove the spot.
If shelves and floors of closets are
wiped with water which is hot with
cayenne pepper. and afterwards sprin.
killed. with sborax aid alum, reaches
and other vermin are kept at bay.
Flowers keep better in damp. sand
than in water, and center piece of
flowers for the table may be more
gracefully and firmly arranged in
jar of wet sand thar in foundation
of moss.-Boston Budget and Beacon.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
THE BLuEBoTTLE FLY.
Is Valuable as scavenger and Is a
Very Energetic In
eect

One OF the most familiar winged
scavengers is the ubiquitous bluebot-
sie' that energetic insect which appears
In greatest numbers towards the end
OF summer. and refuses to ibe shut out
OF our houses, says writer in the
Peoples Friend.
Commonly regarded as a nuisance. it
Is really benefactor, unconsciously
Offering to make the world a little
cleaner and more wholesome If we
only leave 1t to its own devices. It has
been blessed with q fine nose for faint
ed meat toward which it flies unerr-
ingly. Undisturbed it lays its eggs
either on dead creatures in the open
air or on the cold joint in our larder.
These eggs presently hatch out into
tiny, worm-like creatures, popularity
known as maggots. The maggot is in
reality q larva or immature bluebot-
tie. with an enormous appetite for car
rion. Born in the midst of decay, it
proceeds Immediately to devour as
much OF its environment as possible
until it reaches the second period of
its existence, when 1t becomes pupa.
Then 1t eats no; more until, breaking
out into full-blossomed insect man
hood, it wings its way hither and
thither, seeking in turn a suitable
spot for the reception of it's own eggs,
which mean the ultimate removal Of
some more animal garbage.
It would be absurd, Of course, to
conclude that bluebottles or any 9TH,
ers of natures stat are scavengers
from disinterested motives. One looks
in vain for much genuine altruism in
the natural world. These creatures
Simply obey their instincts, the great
low Of their being, but by 80 acting
they do something Tor the good of the
world in general. Their motive. II in
deed they are guided by any conscious
motive, is selfish; its results, however,
subserve the wellbeing Of more than
!. themselves.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
A FEW HEALTH RULES.
Try Liquid Food for Three Days When
You Have Cold and Prop
erly Value Pure Air.

Sleep with the windows wide open
and pile up the eiderdown blankets, but
do not shut the windows.
If you catch cold go upon liquid food
for three days-milk, water and raw
eggs.
II you feel very tired and ready to
drop, change your footwear and 60 for
mile walk.
II you feel cross, 60 for drive.
II your appetite is poor, don't try to
eat; 1t is sign that your stomach
must rest.
II your sleep is bad, give up trying
to sleep. In other words, wait until
you are sleepy. You can't force sleep
successfully.
If you feel i'll and don't know what
is the matter, take hot bath, drink
of herb tea and 60 to bed for "a hours.
If you feel cross and impatient, irri-
table and inclined to quarrel, 1t means
that your nerve centers are disturbed.
Put on good seasonable clothing and
go out into the air. Take your lunch
and stay away whole day, if you can.
You need the solitude cure.
Make up your mind that you are
well, and you will be we'll. Don't go
Tor the medicine bottle until every
thing else has failed. Let nature,
which means fresh air, do the work OF
cure
Second to these-and scarcely Sec
-ond-are the polite laws Of society
They might almost be called the polite
laws of health, for they are SO nearly
related to the first laws.
The first is that of repression. 1t
used to be called something else. When
most people went to school they were
told to think twice before they spoke
once. This is q valuable rule, which
is now being taught under another
name.
The second of these subdivisions is
the art Of silence. This does not mean
to keep mum. But it does mean to say
The right things at the right time; not
to talk too much.
Along the nerve lines here are some
little nerve facts. When you feel fid-
getty don't try to talk. When you feel
overwrought keep still. When you are
blue don't make it worse by using up
your nerve force. Keep still. Try to
listen. Remember that the popular
woman in any society, in the home or
abroad, is the woman who says little,
but listens much. 1t is so the world
over. The leader Is not the one who
bosses, but the one who listens to the
others and says only little.-Brook
Ign Life.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Tiny Province.

The French have in their possession
bit OF land that is probably the
smallest Of foreign possessions, as we'll
as being unique in situation. The
tourist arriving at Calcutta is early adj
vised to pay it visit, as it lies only
16 miles away. and is rightfully con-
sidered an attraction. Chandernagor.
which is the name of this tiny prov
ince. proves interesting, because of the
unusual circumstances of finding q
tract of land, containing only three
and half square miles, situated with
in British India, under French govern
ment, agd because of it's antiquity, it
having ,tep, coded to the French in
the seven senth century. One Of the
quaintest and oldest features is an old
Dutch cemetery, proof that this nation
supplied the first settlers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 1905.
- - 80 y ssss 49,
RAILROAD, FINANCIAL AND
INDUSTRIAL NOTES.

q - i / r. Z,
The stockholders Of the Chicago G
Alton Railway company and the Chi
caeo & Alton Railroad company met
In New York today to vote ON q plan
Of consolidation for the two COM
panies. The railway company owns
all Of the stock Of the railroad COM
pany except seventy-three shares uf
preferred stock and 1887 shares of
common stock.
The Lamar Mutual Life Insurance
company, the first Of It's kind to be
launched in the South as result of
the disclosures In connection with the
large life insurance companies Of the
North, had perfected its organization.
with headquarters in jackson, Miss.
The capital stock Is 500. 900, and the
amount of money pledged in policies
aggregates about 100000.
1t is announced that the Western
Canada Land company has bought
IN the Canadian Pacific railway, in
the Edmonton district, 100000 acres
Of land for $2.0S0,0Oo.
Pennsylvania railroad stockholders
will vote at the annual meeting next
Tuesday on agreements for the ac-
QUESTION of franchises. corporate
property and rights of the Allegheny
Valley Railway company, Southwest
Pennsylvania Railway company and
the New York Haven and Rowenna
Railroad company.
No engineering project of recent
times has attracted more attention
than the announced plan to build a
bridge across the top of the famous
Royal George, near Canon City. The
structure will be the highest railroad
bridge in the world and will be $500
feet above the hanging bridge of the
Denver & Rio Grande RAILROADS.&C.
high In the air that the roaring of the
Arkansas river below will not be
heard.
The stockholders of the Atlantic
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08

Coast Line Railroad company hold a
special meeting in Richmond today
to act upon the recommendation of the
directors for an issue of 10000, 900
of new stock. It is proposed to use
the proceeds Of the ne wstock issue
for additions, improvements and new
equipment.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
His Snarl.

If women ran the government"
asserted the lady with mission, "they
would speedily abolish all red tape"
mo doubt they would" growled the
mean man. And install baby blue
and nile green and old gold and Law
ender tape in its stead."-Chicago Sun.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
TOURIST shEErERs TO CHICAGO

An Innovation in Sleeping Car Ser.
vice.
The Great Northern Railway COM
pany has met the demand for through
sleeping car service to and from Chi
cago.
The Oriental Limited, the new Great
Northern train, is now equipped with
new tourist sleeping car, operating
between Seattle and Chicago and in-
termediate points. The rates on these
cars are about one-half of the stand
ard sleeping car rates and no change
of cars is necessary between points on
the main line in North Dakota and
Montana and Chicago in either direc-
ton.
Ask your local agent for further in
formation, or apply to F. I. Whitney,
Passenger Traffic Manager, st. Paul,
MINI.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Of Course She Did.

II shouldn't know what to say if a
man were to kneel at my feet"
why not? I had man kneel at
mine yesterday"
What did you say?"
IL said I can wear a size smaller
than that Houston Post.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
The Calf.

A young sport With loud hose and .
Panama hat, cigarette and pearl
handled "parasol" got on the east
bound train the other day. He walked
over town and dropped into restau-
rant on Main street and ordered q
veal outlet. The waiter soon brought
IN the order and placed It before his
Nibs. the Sport.
DO you call that veal outlet!
Why. that's an insult to a.calf to call
that Neal outlet" said the sissy boy.
didn't mean to insult you, sir"
said the waiter saDnlpa q. I'd. LfA
Subscribe for The Evening Times. 3
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Was Quick.

Was Quick.
Senior Partner-I think I'll have to
discharge that young fellow whom
engaged last month. He's frightfully
lazy.
Junior Partner-Slow in everything,
Ell?
Senior Partner-Well, no, not in
everything. He gets tired quick enough.
-Tit-Bits.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
SANDER.

SANDER.
Mrs. ViXon-That hOrrid woman
next door told Mrs. Neighbors that I
was regular old cat.
Vixon--Huh! She evidently never
saw you in the same room with
mouse.-Chicago Daily News
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
In the Black Ellis.

Hold-up Pete Shoot Tmes for q cata-i
mount, but them tenderfoots in that
coach have nerve. They don't seem ..
bit skeered Of guns.
Bad Bill They amt skeered OF moth:
Ing. That's : bunch on their way to the,
divorce colony.-Puck. @
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
But He Wouldn't Tell.

Gayboi-I had the bulliest chance to
kiss another fellows girl in the dark
the other night. What would you have
done 1Ader the circumstances?
Rounder-I would have kissed her,
sure. What did you do?
Gayboi-Well, won't say what I
did. but I'm glad you approve my
course of action.-Judge.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
No Information.

No Information.
"Haye You seen Prof. Gabbleton, the
scientist, lately?"
"Yes. l listened to him for more
than an hour at the club last night"
Indeed! What was he talking
about?"
"He didn't say."-Puck.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08

"He seems to lose control of himself
as soon as he steps into his auto
mobile"
eyes, and he loses control of his
property as soon as ne grasps the
steering gear" - Cleveland Plain
Deaier.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
OFFICE FIXTURES.

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graph; then write your ADVERTISE
ment in the same number Of words.
and it will cost you rs cents to insert
1t under this heading day; 81. 90 q
week; 50 90 per month.
THE EVENING TIMES HANDLES
all kinds OF Office and bank fixtures
and supplies and wants to figure
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Was in Hurry to Eat.

Dashaway lat the ball)-I saw her
in the conservatory with you How is
it. old chap? Did she accept you?
Suffer- don't know. Just as I
asked her supper was announced
Tit-Bits.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08

An epitaph found in an old English
church yard:
Here lies the body of Betsy Binn,
Who was so very pure within
She bust this outer shell of sin,
And Matched herself cherubim.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
BOYS EXCHANGE COLUMN

Boys, who are natural swappers, can
or for sale. or want ads. II YOU havs
something to exchange, or to sell, WRIT
The Evening Times, describing what
Will insert an ad two times for 10
cents. Enclose the dime In your letter.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Good Reason.

Good Reason.
Mrs. Dearborn She SAYS Fer hus-
band never spoke hastily to her IN
his life
Mrs. Wabash-Indesh. Does he slut
er rs badly as hat?-Yonkers States
man.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
ROOM AND BOARD.

BOARD AND FURNISHED ROOMS
Tor gentlemen; gas and bath. Apply
at $50 North Fifth street.
COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graph; then write your advertise
ment In the same number Of words.
it under this heading / day; 81 90 a
week; SO 90 per month.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Couldn't See the Point.

Wright-You say he wrote jokes t.
keep the wolf from the door?
PenmanYes, but guess the wolf
didn't recognize them as Jokes. Yol.
ksrs Statesman.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Publicity,

Publicity.
Publicity is highly priced
When you are kindly advertised.
But 1t produces CONSERVATION
When brought you by investigation.
-Washington Star.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Completing the Quotation.

"Let us see? How does that old say
ing go: "Of two evils always
choose?
Always choose the one you haven't
INDUCED in before. Puck.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Edith

Edith.
I'm very attentive to Edith,
We seek restaurants where one feedeth;
I've made quite mash,
But I've spent all my cash;
] prithce take warning who readeth!
Town Topics.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
LOST.

Losr-oN THIRD STREET OR De-
Mers avenue, a gentleman's glove,
Finder will receive suitable reward
by leaving at Evening Times Office.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
All Scratched Up.

PATIENCE. thought Polly used to
have such good complexion?
Patrice-So she did before she be-
came engaged to that man with
beard!-Yonkers Statesman.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
FOR SALE.

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graPh; then write your advertise
ment IN the same number Of words,
ana IT Will cost you rs cents to insert
1T under this heading day; 81 90 a
FOR SALE-A COMPLETE COUNTRY
newspaper outfit. in first-class condi-
Ii @ Address The Evening Times
office.
FOR SALE-ENGLISH SETTER PUPS
three months old; cream Of breeding
Dy IAN Rex and Topeka Belle. AD-
FOR SALE = ONE TEAM HEAVY
VOTE norses and harness: weight
about 27S0 pounds; also one horse,
Meght 1910 pounds; for cash or on
lime with good security. Inquire q.
3. Anderson, Of Rice's Transfer CO.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08

She (eloping on the train)-I think
we're safe, Jack, dear
He-Why?
She-Papa won't pursue us until he
lands pass.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
His Present Statu.

"Old Gaychap is in his second child.
hood, isn't he?"
mo; that wouldn't be so bad, He's
in the second widowerhpod and look.
ing for No. 3."-Chicago Tribune.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
FOUND.

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graph: then write your advertise
ment in the same number Of words,
and 1t will cost you rs cents to insert
1T under this heading day; 81 90 q
week; 100 per month.
FOUND-IN HOTEL DAcOTAE BUS
about two weeks ago. watch: own
er can have same by identifying
properly and paying for this I'D.
Hotel Dacotah, Grand Forks.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-FURNISHED AND UNI
furnished rooms 72O International
COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graph; then write your advertise
ment in the same number of words,
and 1t will cost you Is cents to insert
1t under this heading day; 81 90 a
week; 50 90 per month
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Put Upon 'Hina.

Put Upon Him.
Every man has troubles Of his own,
but they are not IL hi own troubles.
Judea. .iss b. II y
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
Two Evils.

Two Evils.
Knicker-It must he awful to be
caught with the goods on you.
Subbubs-It's worse to be caught
with the goods off you; forgot three
of my wife's errands yesterday.-Puck.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08
MISCELLANEOUS WANTS.

COUNT THE WORDS IN THIS PARA
graph; then write your advertise
and 1t will cost you rs cents to insert
1t under this heading / day; 81 90 a
week; SO. 90 per month.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08

WANTED-BY LADY STENoGRAPH-
er and bookkeeper, permanent posi-
t1on; ten years experience; best Of
references Address x, care Times.
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HELP wANrm-MxIn
HELP wANrEp-rHa1ALn.
POSITION WANTED.

WANTED-LADY COOK AT GREAT
Northern hotel, East Grand Forks,
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WANTEDo-WILL PAY CENTS a
The Evening Times ONCE.
ANON. THE TAILOR, OVER sTANCH-
fields, takes orders for suits from
$13 up; perfect fit guaranteed; give
me trial Anon, the Tailor.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-08

The stockholders of the Atlantic
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Look Out for Him.

"He didn't say."-Puck.
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WANTED - POSITION AS HOUSE.
Keeper for widower or bachelor nv
lady with little girl. Address 81.
Times office. 80