The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-08-10
TALES AND ENDS.
BY ALLEN PAYNE.
WRITTEN FOR THE MIDLAND JOURNAL.

WRITTEN FOR THE MIDLAND JOURNAL.
Girls with sashes around their waists often wear
them for only blind.
Visitors at the sea shore seldom care to Dathe IN
the pillows while i: rains in sheets
Some men are Frank by nature as well as by
name.
The treat in the saloon may be on the house.
Int if NAV be the means of eventually taking the
roof off the drinkers head.
Time is money. Too much of both are freely
spent in saloons
The man who jumps at golden opportunity is
never afraid to take the step.
Common sense always brings fancy prices.
Even the soldiers of the cross must guard their
words.
When an architect gets advanced in years his
face should be exquisitely drawn.
The woman who is worthy of good husband
often finds it not worth her while to get one
The man who shoulders the burdens of life
doesn't need padded coat.
The man OF tEust who has too much to do with
a pack of cards, often does the same thing to his
clothes and gifts.
Men without grain of sense often live in
clover
Letters of credit have the travellers stamp of
approval.
fits good for a man TO take smoke after
dinner, why not woman.
The man who flies his kite too high usually has
more than one woman on the string.
Beauty may be only skin deep, but it's some.
thing all flesh is heir to-
Competitive corporations think it's soon time
for the Bell to ring off.
There isn't much in store for the man who
moves like warehouse.
When Nations fall out the boys are ordered to
fall in.
The weak points in some men are the strong
arguments in favor of teaching Others lesson
Any preacher will take stand for the good.
The income of some folks eventually leads
them to bad outcome.
The stupid fellow seldom reaches the boiling
point of his lite.
Some of the meanest men in the world are men
of means.
The photographer is man who takes with
everybody.
The man who marries a dear often finds her
dearer than he thought.
II the timer is poor swimmer he is liable to
zinc.
Even a mans clothes get pressed for money.
"full hand" at gambling table will take the
full stomach away from the family.
It's society thief that they catch sin trap"
Even woman's house gown wears out.
woman may go after the bugs IN the sleeping
apartment and still not be bed ridden.
The suit for damages for broken limb must be
the bone of contention.
1t takes the bark off some crafty men to lose the
friendship of another.
girl may be a virgin in the eyes of someone
and ready to take starry flight and yet be on
the verge of going somewhere else.
A blacksmith is usually considered honest.
Still he FORCES.
man who is down in the world is sometimes
high in the estimation of others.
When one loses a thou sand dollar certificate
they think it great note
The pump maker is often pompous man.
Even the fish dealer can buy land by the perch.
Many young man whom his parents COW hided
turned out to be a butcher.
You don't have to pencil tobe able to draw
a conclusion.
When hymn book is sold for song. old hun
bred is bargin at the ninety and nine.
man may weigh his words and still carry with
them little weight with his bearers.
The prodigal son Oft times gets house " warm.
ing" upon his return.
The gateway OF Heaven cannot be entered on a
run.
preacher of power always keeps up steam
well feathered cap OF religion is a fore runner
of well feathered nest in the Kingdom of Heaven.
The holyman is a pieceful man.
whiskey soak will eventually be compelled to
throw up the sponge.
Some folks give with better grace than say
1t.
Some men just begin to get wisdom when they
realize they fool.
Even the dressmakers apprentice is liable to get
the sacque.
paper hanger often advertises his work as
neatly executed. No wonder then he hangs
border.