Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-11-07
SAM JONES
 SAYINGS
Characteristic Remarks E, | Famous
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 despise theology and botany. bu. love religion and flowers
 Red liquor and Christianity want stay ill the same hide As one comes in the other goes out
 You don't believe what yon ,iea't see. Did you ever see Y0Hr backbone Some people believe they have back bone, when il is nothing bu1 cotton string run up their necks
 Sow whisky, reap dlunkards Ell a town With barrooms. make q gen. eration of drunkards. whose children are dlnnkards, and thus the world is swept onward and down 10 hell. It takes grace, grit and sreenbachs to run meeting. God will furnish the grace. bur We must furnish the grit and the efeenbacks l can fnr- nsh the grit yoH the sreenbacks. like division of labor God shows that He thinks of rich es by the kind of people He gives them to.
 Deathbed repentance is the retreat of a coward and ali insult 10 God
 Anything that makes my neishbol wife's heart bleed, am going 10 fight until hell freezes over. Then am goin 10 fight it on the ice Any church will do as your tenn porary home on your way to God Creed is only the dusteI We put on over our coats. When We come 10 , the peafly gates of heaven. We will take ot1f dusters off 1 l tell you what tickles me. To see an old sinner come in and pull out an old lame dwarf member of the church and lay him down and measure by i and as broad and good as this member of the church.. would die, if l was a decent man, 10 lay myself down be- side such a man. Why don't you go and pick out one of those grand old Christians? You would look like d rat terrier lying beside an elephant. In,1t Il. hot lr1 to go to heaven OH their own schedule. They want 10 drink q little, lie a little and gamble occasionally.
 Most people#;tre good because the police force.
 Christian folks raise S3o. .ooo horses and 5o=cent children, If a box won't learn by moral sua- sior, work on his pride If the latter fails. work on his hide
 l Was raised on the prayer and hick- ory plan
 A cigarette has fire al one end. a fool at=the other and hell in the ni1= dle.
 i would rather he dead than be in fashion.
 Infidelty is nine-tenths mouth.
 Doubts are but the children of sin.
 God can't elect any man unless he is d candidate. 1 The biggest fool is the woman who will act as barkeeper for her hus- band.
 Every barroom is a recruiting office for hell
 Sow whisky and you will reap drunkards.
 Christ won't stay ill the house with the cellar full of whisky.
 Shall ask you little dudes and du dimes how to preach the gospel?
 \ little party is only a big one with short skirts on
 What is a town woman. but a coun- try woman with Sunday clothes ono
 Repentance is quitting your mean ness.
 m not a muddy physician, and l am not kin 10 any.
 Give your hearts to God and he will comb the kinks out of your head.
 I'll wear garments made of wire, be- fore I'll wear garments made at thir- ty cents a dozen.
 There is such thing as the race running out in dudes, and God knows I am glad of it.
 The most demoraizins and damn ing thing and the most insinious is the city club.
 l never saw a first class billiard player who was worth the powder and lead to kill him.
 The more bent. mashed and warped the ladys hat, the more fashionable ii is,
 Religion don't help d fellow to quit ,,1 k,