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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
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 The excellence of a sermon, an edito- rial, or a stump speech Is not establish ed by the smart things said or written, but is by the fool things omitted. This Is a conclusion we have arrived at af- ter twenty years observation and pain full experience.
 One foolish utterance furnishes more food for adverse criticism. chagrfn, melancholy, regret than a page full of smart sayings furnish pleasure,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
They Found Out.

Gadsden Journal
 You can't fool all the people all the time, and Zionites have finally awak- ened to the fact that they .were fol- lowers of a false prophet, that their prophet at all, but just "old man Dowie." who with superior nerve and audacity had been posing before them and hypnotized them into seeing di- yinity in devil
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

We can't at all understand Boston occupying the bottom place in baseball standing. We thought Boston was supposed to be always at the top, but perhaps the game isn't intellectual enough for them.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
A niGGer JoA.
RIrmlin,shamAes es.

Birmingham Age-Heraid.
 Robert .B. Roosevelt, an uncle of the PresfdenE is governor-general of the Order of Founders and Patriots of America. From the way 1t sounds, he has a bigger job than his nephew.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

The Americus Times Recorder know ingly observes that there are not more crazy women than men. but that the women are just more addicted to talk ing than the men and give themselves away"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

somebody lied. Let 1t so at that" says The New York Mall. That is about the best defence our Republi- can contemporary can find for the Presidents predieament.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
n.autiful Quieta,de.

ScOttsboro Citizen.
 There is no political excitement what ever in old Jackson--not even ripple on the wave. Our people are busy. Is the next governor of the great com nsonwealth of Alabama. The serenity of our quietude Is beautiful to cpntem- plate and behold.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

The York Dispatch speaks of Ben Tfllman's sour grapes" If we can read the signs correctly some one in much higher ofseiai position has teeth on
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
DIR. BUCHANAN. THE SPECIALIST.
 rrenta Without the Knife.

Diseases of women, piles. fistuia- stFie- ture skin kidney. bladder. private and rec fsi diseases. nervous diseases and constipa- tion treated with electrcity; syphilis same treatment as Hot Springs; electrical outfit complete; nurse in constant attendance.
 Hours to 8; office over Randy Kitchen isK Dexter Avenna. NantGomerx> Ala
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
Etriklne and Mifting,

Birmingham News perpetration goes thrsly: Some men are. most ,atrfking when they are striking a gait" Also some men are most hit tinKr when they are hitting the grit
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
It yulst Is.

Luverne Journal.
 The Advertiser must be in an un- usual prosperous condition when 1t can charter trains to ride into North Ala bama and get there too, for break fast
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

We are curious to know what The Atlanta Journal will fill its editorial space with after Hoke Smith is de- <sated.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

When the Menus All in French. O course like the city ways In some things I'll admit, For instance, at them burlesque plays For hours I could sit. I luv ter ride tn trolley cars, l luv to loop the loop. Q course 1t causes lots O jars An often makes me whoop. But as for eatin' at tNem swell Hotels 1t aint no cinch. I choke my order tryin' to tell-- When the me-news all in French. By gosh ain't English good enough To name them dishes-say? Seems ies like they wanter blum Folks fool enough to pay. They don't taste any better cause They has a fancy name. Call a crow a lark until he caws, When he'd give way tn game O course I got tn price to pay, But I'll not budge inch. Tey'llneverspotmefer cr@Lgm ve5 Tey'll never spot me fer a pay Wen te me-new's all In Frenc.
 -P, H. A.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

The Columbus Ledger tells us that Democratic prospects are always brighter before the election than they are after" But how can they have any prospects" after the election:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

It wss just ifka Ben Tillman to stick his pitchfork into the presidents anatomy on the raffroad rate bill It
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

It is really gratifying to note that a whole week has passed without the Delaware peach crop being destroyed again. Meanwhile we will try to rub along with black-herries.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

eunday xverSse. M.rcb. issa - ..iS.S9x 
 HL & Noble. Circulation Manaaar cf The Montgomery AdyeFtiser. being duiy sworn. eays.
 The fereRoinx statement of The Adver- users Circulation for the month of March. 1908. is true and correct. and compiled after all returns from news boy~ news agents. and left-oser copies have been deducted.
 E & NOHI.R
 Circulation Manager. Sworn te and subscribed before ma this
 F W. JACKSON,
 Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
Ice and Domestic Coal Montgomery Ice and
 Cold Storage Company

ALL BEST GRADES OF DOMESTIC COAL FOR SALE.
 ALA ORDERS WILL HAVE PROMPG ATTENTION. OFFICE, NE@ MONROE AND PERRY sTAEIsEss pVsONE Dz, FACTORY PHONE 05@ n, |. Moo,. x. BUKNkElyE, Pressdrnt. vice-PresidsAG.
 L. Fl. MOORE, Treasures.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
Mere Than Tall

EuIAu10 Times. .ti-
 An exchange says that the good road ton now in Alabama. Yes. much more so than good roads. It takes some- thing more thRn talk to make good
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
Results Count
Foundry and Machine

shop like ours leads the procession. Up- to-date machinery and good mechanics result in fine work at low prices. 9ivs thc Janney Co. Foundry a trial
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
They wsre Nesl Snakes.

Suntersyille Democrat.
 The Montgomery Advertiser reports a car load of rattlesnakes, which pass cd thai city Friday. Such a states ment out here in the white iightning'' district would be admissible, but in a city like Montgomery--but perhaps tho city editor had been fishing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
D RI FIT W o o D
Rreken ReAeetteas.
sY PHIL H- ARMsr Roi

Broken Reflections. There are more prophets spfingin9 earthquake than there are ofhce boys grandmothers. Now get ready se buy so01s 0ps of the the San Francisco disaster. Now and then the people ahave enough of a poet and fddled- once there was . post whol reeeiyed a lot of money but he inheratsd it. Every year some one tries to start a spelling reform, but our friend Web ster will be popular for some time yet A man isn't necessarily possessed of extra good eyesight because there are times when he can see twfce as much as ot any one s,tihn else; It night he ths eff treatments to excess. A man doesn't require a large hat There Is always room at the top ir rate.
 stin Ahead. You can't get ahead of the United s'ssss Nos oin anything.
  quake we have a good one.
 Terrible Punishment. Hear what happened to Silas? Nope.
 oct drunk on the circus grounds, saw the picture of the boa-constrictor at the side show and thought he had Tenn for sure.
 Truth. Paw what Is meant by signs ofsths times?" Signatures to waive notes. my son.
 The First. When was the first pawn shop mem tioned In history?
 Why. when Esaw sold his birthright
 They'll Get it. What became of that fortuute West leigh brought last from his gold mine? Oh, it's all gone now; he stopped a week at sea-shore hotel. Opportunityonly Knocks once, and then so softly as scarcely to be audi
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

What became of that fortuute Vest leigh brought last from his gold mine !?
 Oh, it's all gone now; he stopped a week at a sea-shore hotel.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

Opportunityonly Knocks once, and ble.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
Gs;...s.i.. s;. No Easaa.

"A Ehipment of putrid corned beef shipped to the German soldiers by Chicago packing house was rejected by tue olacials. This shows pretty eonclusively that the German army contains no Gen. Eagan.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
WHAT STATE PA PIERS ARE SAYING
Just LiIze Hi.n.

Just Like Hira.
 It \ wss just isks Ben rillman to ytick his pftchfork into the presIdents anatomy on the railroad rate hilL II 2 now the broncho busters turn at the .rnnk
 It Just Is. .uverne Journal.
 The Advertiser. must be in an un- isual prosperous condition when 1t can sama and get there too. for break last
 ]. 4 Bigger Jee.
 Robert .B Rocseveit. an uncle of the president. is governor general of the Order of Founders and Patriots of America. From the way It sounds, he aas bigger job than his nephew.
 strikins and Hittiss.
 A Birmingham News perpetration goes thrsIy. Some men are most .triking when they are striking 2 Ing" when they are hitting the grit.
 Mere TAan Tsik.
 An exchange says that the good road question Is the most prominent ques- Jon now in Alabama. Yes. much more to than good roads. It takes some- hing more than talk to make good 'oads.
 Contains No Eagan. 3adsdAn Times-News.
 Ehipmelt of putrid corned beef Ihipped to the German soldiers by g Chicago packing house was rejected oy tue olncials, This shows pretty that the German army contains no Gen. Eagan.
 GooA fer Fell. ralladega Mountain Home.
 Petl City announces to the world hat she has a canning factory ready 'Qr !. this years crop. We have been sating canned tomatoes from the East; Ne now hope to eat sone from Peil
 What h Needed.
 What these United states need Is . ,ationaI costnne, something that ike iron; somefhing that would arouse which to meet the installmepts on the
 They Were Real Snakes. M Democrat
 The Montgomery Advertiser reports ! car load of rattlesnakes, which pass ad thai city Friday. Such a states nent out here in the white lightning district would be admissable, but in 2 ,ity like Montgomery-but perhaps ths ,fty editor had heen fishing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
what Is Needes.

Mobile Herald.
 national costume, something that would retail for about $7.4a and wear like iron; something that would arouse pride and le9v1 some money with which to meet the installmepts on the automobile,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
GeeA Ter Fell.

IaIIade8a MountaIn Home.
 PeN City annonnces to the world that she has a canning factory ready eating canned tomatoes from the East; we now hope to eat some from Pell
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
They'll Get 1t.

When was the first pawn shop mem tioned in history?
 Why, when Esaw sold his birthright.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18
Trwfh.
The First

Paw what Is meant by signs of4tha .imes?"
 Signatures to waive notes. my son.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-05-18

Nope.
 oct drunk on the circus grounds, saw the picture of the boa-constrictoE at the side show and thought he had Tenn
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
A NICE SKIN TONIC.
For the Greasy Face Use a Cloth
Moistened in White Rum
and Water.

Once a day when the skin Is in
clined to be greasy, use a few drops Of
white rum and water on soft cloth
for the face and hands; this is very
refreshing and a genuine tonic that
helps a faced, fabby condition Won
derfully. Any really good toilet water,
that one knows has not too much
same purpose, but many of those sold
are almost entirely alcohol, with lit
tie perfume, and soon spoil the texture
of the best skin.
If fresh buttermilk can be had, use
basinful of it and let 1t dry ON the
skin. 1t is not the most delightful face
bath, but is surely fine for clearing
away freckles and sunburn. There is
no benefit to be derived from just
wiping with a bit of cloth that has
been wet in buttermilk; big pints of it
are needed. And the drying in is not
to be neglected; the skin absorbs and
is cleansed by buttermilk far better
than by any sort of soap that was
ever compounded.
Here again a word of warning is
needed; a woman must remember that
the odor of buttermilk soon becomes
very unpleasant; therefore her bath
in its beauty giving liquid should be
taken when there are no sensitive OIL
factories to be offended and plenty of
fresh, warm water used, followed by
cold; after, little fragrant cream
may be applied, wiped off and a no
less fragrant powder busted on to
make her sweet as we'll as beautiful,
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15

out a definite object appears to the
domestic woman almost unheard OF
and impossible, an objective point
should be selected The maid, OF
course, has hers in the cousins and
other kin whom she visits on her
Thursday, in the shops, or the bank.
to which her steps tend, either to de-
post her wages or to purchase some
thing she longs for. Let the mother
plan a little SO that her afternoon out
may not lack an object. Ii she reside
in a suburb there may be an excur-
sion to town or, if in town, she may
resort to the home of suburban ac-
quaintance. The prime necessity is that
she shall go somewhere and not be
ashamed or afraid to go for her personal
gain and not for the good of her family
Whatever she does for her personal up
building will react favorably upon her
home.
There occur exigencies when mother
requires much more than single week.
ly afternoon. Not long ago l was talk
ing with a mother who was arranging
for a leave of absence from her home
that should extend over half year. She
was going with her husband on pro-
ionged trip in which many weeks would
be spent on the ocean and many places
visited in two hemispheres. In order to
do this she would be obliged to leave
family of little children at home, but
they would be under the care of a grand
mother and an aunt and every item for
their comfort and safety was thought OF
in minuteness.
''The rest will have to be left" said
the mother, "to the guardianship OF a
watchful Providence. l shall mother
them far better when / come back to
them, rejuvenated, than l am mother
| ing them now"
This talk is plea for the mothers oc-
casional leave of absence. 1t is less a
plea for the mother than with her. She
herself is usually the main obstacle in
| the way of her own vacations. She
plans holidays for others and takes none
herself. Mothers in general are much
, too unselfish. It is their beautiful weak
ness to be strong for others and sanity
to the end of their days. Yet weakness
it Is, and those who honor and prize them
should do their best to cure them of 1t
| and make them thoughtful for their own
well-being.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
Lace Curtain Values.

A pretty pattern of lace, good QUA
ity, special June price, only 3se.
A dainty pattern, 8 yds long, 75c.
Good valnes. June only, Csc.
A good Nottingham lace curtain,
$1.50
Extra fine quality, June price only,
81. so.
Seems SO in wide, only &c
Better quality SO in.wide, Sc.
Dotted Swiss. SO in. wide. &c.
Best quality SO in wide, 1Oc.
Fancy Silkatines. all pretty shades.
only 1Oc.
Fancy figured twill, special June
prices, SC.
Window Shades, Curtain Poles and
Stair Rods.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
New Seasons Mattings.

Quality first, Style second.
China Mating at II &c.
Extra Heavy China at ISc.
Plaid and Stripe China at Is q ~
JapaneseMatting, in pretty bright
colors, carpet pattern, linen chain,
get our prices.
Figured Japanese at rs.
Better quality Japanese at 20.
Best quality Japanese at ~.
NOTE-Full line of Llnoleum
and Oil Cloth always on hand.
Remnants of Mating at Great
Sacrifice.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15

Leave Charlottesville as follows:
NOS, daily, 1901 p. IN. Locator Charlotte
and way stations.
No. 20. daily, l.43 p. m. WaShiu gtOn and
Florida Limited. Through coaches and
sleeper to Columbia, Savannah and Jackson
Vile; dining car service.
O.35, ddaily, 2.U p. IN. U. s. Fast Mail,
| first class coaches and drawing room Sleep
er to New Orleans: dining car service.
| No. 80, daily, l03S p. IN. NEW YORK and
| ATLANTA EXPRESS. FirSt-class coach to
Atlanta; sleeper to Columbus, Ca, Mondays
| Wednesdays and Fridays. Sunset Route;
Tourist Sleeper from Washington to San
| Francisco.
No. 80, daily, 12.45 q. In. NEW YORK AND
FLORIDA EXPRESS. Through sleepers and
coaches TO Columbia; savannah and jack
sOnville; through sleeper to Augusta and
Tampa; dining car service q la carte.
No. Al, daily, Los a.. IN. New York and
| Memphis Limited tvia Lynchburg first
class coach and Sleeping-car to Roanoke
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis.
Sleeper to New Orleans. Dining car service
No. 81, daily, LAB a. m. Washington and
southwestern Limited; all Pullman train
club and observation cars to Atlanta and
| Macon; sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta, Ma.
| con, Memphis, New Orleans; Dining car
service.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
QUAINT LITTLE JACKET.
Children's Clothes This Summer Are
Very Picturesque and This
a Good Model.

This Is a pretty little Jacket that
may be made of washing silk, Yelling,
muslin, lawn or cambria. Our model
Is in mercerised lawn, trimmed with
open-work muslin embroidery; the
collar is of piece embroidery. with
edging like that on Jacket. The sleeves
are drawn in midway between shout
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
Big Gut in Shoes.
DRU MMERS' SAMPLES.

Over 1000 pairs to be sacrificed. no
two pairs alike. We may have your
size, so hurry up. Don't wait until the
end of the sale, we have the shoes and
are going to close them out cheap.
Mems coarse shoes, men s dress shoes,
mems box calf, patent leather. black
and tan shoes, boys every day and
Sunday shoes, children g shoes. Ok
fords-w white, tan and black, wOmens
fine dongolas, lace and button. High
shoes, low shoes. shoes for young and
old Come, get my prices beft re- part
Ing with your dollars.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
NV Norfolk s... q Western N ssss. @'
MAY 81, 1906.
TEAUE RASTN


soUTHBoUND,
1851 p. m.-FOr Bristol and intermediate
stations; Pullman and Buffet sleep
er to Knoxville; Connects al Roam
Oke with st. Louis Express for all
Points West. Pullman Sleeper Roam
Oke to Columbus, Blueield and Gin
cinnati Cafe Car.
Gil a. m.-For Roanoke, Bluefeld, Poca-
hOntas. Norton, Winston, Salem.
Charlotte, Welch and intermediate
stations. Pullman Sleeper to Welsh.
NoRTHBOUND.
Abb p. m.-FOr Hagerstown, Baltimore,
Philadelphia, New York. Pullman
and Buffet Sleepers via HagerstOwn
for Harrisburg, PhiladeI phis and
New York
10:45 p. m.-For HagerstOwn, Philadel-
phia and New York; Pullman Sleep
or to Philadelphia; PsrlOr Cars Phil
adelphia and New York.
Rates. Time Tables, and information
eheerfully furnished upon application to
Agent N. & W. Ry.
w. B. BEVILL, M. F. BRAGG,
Gen. Pass. Agt. Tray. Pass. Agt.
Roanoke. Va.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
Use Castor Oil.

Part off the hair and apply to the
roots as much castor oil as will 60
in half thimble.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15

fore Mrs. Pinkham every year, some
personally, others by mail. Mrs. Pink
ham is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E.
Pinkham and for twenty-five years
under her direction and since her de-
cease she has been advising sick women
free of charge.
Mrs. Pinkham never violates the con-
fdence of women, and every testimon-
ial letter published is done SO with
the written consent or request OF the
writer, in order that other sick women
may be benefited as she has been.
Mrs. Alice Berryhil1, of 313 Boyce
Street, Chattanooga, Tenn, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
"Three years ago life looked dark to me.
had liberation and Inflammation of the
female organs and was in a serious condition.
my health was completely broken down
+, and the doctor told me that if was not OPP
Grated upon would die within six months.
/ told him would have no operation but
would try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. He tried to influence me against
it but sent for the medicine that same day
and began to use it faithfully. Within five
days felt relief but was not entirely cured
until used it for some time.
"Your medicine is certainly fine. I have
induced several friends and nefghbors to take
it and know more than q dozen who had
female troubles and who to-day are as well
and strong as am from using your Vege-
, table Compound"
Just as surely as Mrs. Berryhill was
cured, will Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound cure every woman
suffering from any form of female ills.
II you are sick write Mrs. Pinkham
for advice. It is free and always help.
full. -
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
Summer Clothing.
MEN, BOYS AND CHILDREN.

Buy while you have the chance
while you get low prices coupled with
fit, and satisfaction guaranteed. No
greater bargains were ever offered in
Staunton than | am now Offering i'm
this store during the month of June,
You will be delighted with the quality
and low prices. Now is your chance.
Come right along.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15

JACKET OF MERCERIZED LAWN.
ton. The wristband is insertion fin
ished with a frill of embroidery.
White silk bonnet with rOsettes at
each side.
Materials required: One yard &c
inches wide, four yards embroidery.
one yard insertion, three-quarters yard
piece embroidery.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
Women Obtain Mrs. Pinkham's
Advice and Help.
She Has Guided Thousands to Health. .
How Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound Cured Mrs. Alice Berryhiil.

It is a great
satisfaction for a
woman to feel
that she can write
to another telling
her the most pri-
vate and confden-
tial details about
her illness, and
know that her let
ter will be seen by
a woman only.
Many thousands
of cases of female
diseases come be-
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
June Furniture Sale.

Some very special prices this month
quality considered. Don't get the
idea that it is cheap furniture because
the price is low. Better values were
never offered.
$50 PARLOR SUIT for $24 so.
5 piece Mahogany finish, fancy tapes.
try covering. Beautiful.
1913 BED ROOM at $2O7
Three pieces, solid oak, French bevel
ed mirror, bed. washstand
and dresser.
$25 BED ROOM SUIT at$l5
Three pieces, golden oak, extra fiue
mirror. worth very much more.
SIS COUCHES at $40.
Good strong frame, heavy legs, spring
edge, pretty covering
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
Don't Miss a Word. for Iruer
News was never told.
June Specials !

Read the List of the Best Values Ever Printed
The month of June the general time for Spring House Clean
ing want help you and going offer you very
Special Prices this month"; unequae quality unsurpassed
such things Lace Curtains, Window Shades Mating
O Cloth Carpets and Rugs perhaps Suite of nice Furniture
odd Chairs Couch, a Stove have them ALL and
will you money Special June Prices before
parting with your dollar
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
HARRisoNBUka TO WASHINGTON

tWeek Days. "DaiIy.
Immediate connection In Union Depotat
Washington for and from Baltimore, Phil
adelphia and New York
h. B, Spencer, General Manager,
s. H. Hard wick, Pass Traffic Mgr.
VIII. Tayloe, General Passenger Agent.
L. Brown, General Agent.
Warrington ID. q
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
TO Cure a Cold In a Day.

To Cure Cold In Day.
Take Laxative BrOmO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money If 1t fails to
cure. E. w. Groves signature on
each box. Csc.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-06-15
RAILWAY SCHEDULES.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

N. B.-FOllOwing schedule figures published
only as Information and are not guaranteed
Schedule in Effect Apr 70, 1905.