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HUNS YUUR STOMAGHp
.. james Belt has q Remedy which he
Guarantees 10 Cure the Worse
Cases OF stomach Trouble.

Guarantees 70 Cure the Worse
Cases OF stomach Trouble.
We wish 70 tell the readers of this naper
about a remedy which is a marvel in medi-
cine. Il cures the worst cases, from the
acute attack Of indigestion 20 chronic
dyspepsia. This remedy is known az
Albert's Little Dinner Pin, being the pre-
scription of DIR. Hutchinson, the noted
specialist Of London and Brighton, Eng.
remarkable practice as a specialist in dis
eases OF the stomach. DIR. Hutchinson
claimed that his success was due TO the use
OF this PIN, and since its Introduction to
the American continent Il has performed
wonderful cures. AR. j. II. Lombard
Casco, Me-, writes; 81 am now mast ei
years Of age and have had stomach trouble
practically an my life. / sent and GOT
sample package OF Aibert's Little Dinner
Pill thinking that Il would turn out TO be
one more disappointment, but from the
nrrt oose found relief, and can say that /
am now better than ever before in my life
IL is a wonderful cure Tor dyspepgis and
heartily recommend It to all sufferers from
stomach troubles"
Alberts Little Dinner Pin contains no
physic, no acid, alkali, ginger, pepsin,
pancreatin, soda, morphine or any prepar-
gradients usually found in so-called dys-
pepsia cures.
Il cures by removing tbs cause and makes
the worst cases we'll, being guaranteed to
benefit or the purchase price returned.
AZ drug stores or by mail, 30 cents Der
package. Samples free. Address Albert
Chemical Co., Boston, Mass. Sold and
guaranteed BY u. James Belt, COL Market
street, Wilmington, Del,
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ADJUSTMENTS

"The Air Ship and her folly crew
are hying this way and due TO reach
the Grand Opera House on Monday,
April 30th. They will prove TO be
brilliant combination Of musical,
comedy and specially stars, headed by
the universal favorite, Frank Cush-
man, the Twentieth Century comedian.
They are credited with being possessed
of all the qualities requisite to crafty
the most exacting demands; therefore,
our theatre goers can look forward to
seeing and enjoying an entertainment
of rare excellence. The musical
comedy, 'The Air Ship" is spoken
OF rs intensely interesting in brill
liancy and novelty, and presented by
distinguished comedians, singers,
dancers, faroeurs and travesty artists.
These vivacious producers and refresh.
ing creations of wholesome fun
promise 30 keep their patrons In a
very enjoy able atmosphere for nearly
three hours.
Those who like the human interest,
heart throbs, blood-stirring thrills
and romance favored with delicate
comedy Of an up-to- date comedy-drama
of the highest class and theatrical
] nNNNAnNANH NiiNM lNNN NnNHt are III the
majority among theatre goers-will be
more than glad 20 hear that the great
est of all modern high GLASS comedy
dramas will be presented at the Lyceum
for three DAYS starting tonight. IL ia
called "A Ragged Hero" and Is the
most costly and magniiicently equipped
scenic production that has ever been
placed on the boards, not only in
comedy-drama, but in any class Of the.
atrical attraction.
The attraction at the Lyceum next
Monday will be Barney Gilmore, the
natural singing Irish actor, in his
original character of Bob Daley in " A
Rocky Road to Dublin, by Daniel l..
Hart lt is In three stirring acts.
Nina Shirley as Bernardine Ferguson
las congenial part in the piece.
The beautiful gowns worn by Miss
Shirley were secured by her during
her vacation abroad the past summer.
Messrs. John II. Havlin and George
II. Nicholai have engaged an excellent
company Of players to support Mr..
Gilmore. also first class production
OF scenes of the Ireland Of TODAY, in
oluding genuine Irish iaunting car.
A feature Of the Washburn and
ID Alma Trained Animal Shows, which
VIII exhibit on the lot at Eighth and
Lombard streets on Tuesday, wednes
day and Thursday, May ist, %, and
Sd, is Signor c. Annetti's famous
concert hand of thirty soloists, the
nnest concert band ever organized fcv
an outdoor amusement enterprise
For a half hour before each perform
ance the band gives an elaborate con
cert, the programme being arranged 10
suit all tastes, and including selec-
tlons both popular and classical.
The Fall River Globe, in speaking of
the appearance of the Washburn and
D,Alma Shows in that city, said ;
Among the many other good things
which might be mentioned about this
show Is Signor Annetti's band, which
gave the finest concert ever heard at
circus IN this city. IL was a treat
we'll worth listening TO, and in itself
was We'll worth the price Of admis.
sion. -
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a duck pm bowling league has been
formed in this city and the members are
ready 90 hear from teams desiring TO
enter. The opening games will be played
soon.
On Saturday afternoon there will be
another game Of baseball between the
Ex-High School and the Goldey College
teams at Front and Union streets. IL
will be called at $50 o. clock.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26
oaugh, Colo While tuning Ra-r1sr

Mr. VIM. Ihos. Lanorgan, provineial
constable at Chapleau. Ontario. saws. IT
caught severe cold while huntins q h,,~
gar m the forest swamp last fall. Hear
tried Il, and after using two small botssii.. 4
/ was completely cured" This rsnedv a.
Intended especially for coughs ana coi5s
II Wiil loosen and relieve severe cola IN
less time than by any other Treatment er5
ls a iaForite wherever lbs superior excsi-
iehSe mas become known. For sal~ Inv n
.. Dsniorir, Druggist, Second and Market
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still Better.

Did you ever see this one inquired
the tiresome funny man. You can take
two letters from money" and leave only
zone" See how it's done
Yes, replied the postal clerk, and I've
known fellows TO take money from any
number Of letters and leave absolutely
nothing. Catholic Standard and Times.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26
Out Of Pan Into Fire.

The FISH had jumped out Of the frying
pan into the fire.
The Goals are not adulterated, It gasped.
with its latest breath, and just couldnt Z
stand the cottonseed oil and axle grease
they we're frying me in.--Chicago Tribune.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26

Il have been somewhat costive, but
Doan's Regulets gave just the results de-
sired. They act mildly and regulate the
bowels perfectly. George B. Krause 3O6
Walnus Ave-, Altoona, Pas
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26
POOL.

Frank Heal defeated ''the unknown of
New York" in a match game Of pool In
this city on Tuesday night, by the score
of $50 to 1O2.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26
PENNSYLVANIA
Il RAILROAD.
pHlLADEAtuia, bALIlMOhh AMI
NAshlNG1ON DIVISION.
EUIEUFIa IA .4Hnnf Ami . D. .n.n
Schedule in elect April In. 1905.
Trains leave Wilmington as fnllov


For Chester anu Philadelphia, IA. 4Ib "a d.
$50 f7l0 40, az, 80 1907, $50 f9O0 aso IN y,
pose IL Is, tll.32, las a m, fil40. 10 IN
2bs. i3.5U, AS5. b.05, 1850 607. Is S. al 80
1000 and tll.OO D. M. weekdays i.s8. 4ib ~ ~
tel4 ts.oo, eS5, la .. m. tl2l5 ls7, II o. 3ss
tS6O' 300 i5SO, s.on, H.2s, 91s, 1000 and III o3
For Iniisdelphia only ass. s.Ss A m. s.
BOO. o22, els Ill ana 500 p. m. week -dayn asS
h22 a n, & IS l.ll ana $40 p m- sundays
For New York Through expressly, ia so
$50 ll.4c a. m, ~ ~ rl.87, $40 h22 6OT s623
~ q. 923 p m. weekdays Las. a39 tii asa. m .
49, los, Az 6N 'c.2S, I'll and rs D q.
For Boston without change, IoOOA N. and . nj,
J. m. weekdays 500 p In. sundayA
Baltimore and Washington. los, A2Q 7lb, aOl
slQ ilOl4 l107, sl1.4s a m, s12s6 'l.iI. -2.0S
A5s. 8. b, 6.US tO.2i. 100. s7.S1. l5 t9OO n
m, ana l2.lo night week-dayS l.08 40. 7.l5
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e.03 .6.26. '7-sl, s.l5 teoop. M and HAS nigha
Baltimore and intermediate stations, t2R
i4.ss, obs p. m weekdays and t6os p N. sun.
FOR THE SOUTH
Atianuc coast Lne-Express, Los a 10. anu
1885 p. m. daily.
southern kailway-ExpresA sO2 N. 62
and 73l d IN. daily
seaboard Air Line Railway -Expres,a02 4 %.
Norfolk and Western Ranway-For Memph,
ang New Orleans. 6.26 D. m. daily.
Chesapeake a Ohio Railway Expreaa, lL07
10. weekdays, e.l5 p m. daily
DkLAWAHk DIVISION
foi New castle. O55 o.2S a N 800, 84A And
t.hl p. m. weekdays
Tor Lewes, s.S a. m and s.44 p m Wosk-daya
For kehoboth, s28 a m Tuesdays, ThursdayE
and katuruayR
For Dover Harrington ana DelmAr, az8 loss
.. M. 8.44, 6.52 ?. m weekdays and Zoo nighl
daily
For Harrington ano way EtationI 666 a "a
and 300 p. m. weekdays.
Express for Cape Charles, Old Point Comiori
and Norfolk. lo.5s am weekdays and l&0o nighl
FOR ATLANTIC CITY.
Connecting via West Philadelphia, $50 a. 10.
2.hs md els p m, weekdays S.l4 O. m and
G IS T. m. Sundays Atlantic city special 8t0
NJ ear. CO. mmodHtiOn IrainA
Ihe Wilmington Transfer Co will ,all Tor and
check baggage from hotels and residences
For VI her information, npply to j. H. SO
viii am Ciiy Ticket Agent Market street
OF ~ tre ta.ion. telephone, City Ticket Of1ce
%. & A. $40
W ". Al ERBVRY. J. r WOOD.
General Manager. passr Traffic Manager
GEO. W BOYn,
General PASSENGER A ent
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Baltimore & Ohio R. R.
sonedui- effect Moron I5, 1906.
Trains Leave Delaware Avenue Station,
WlI MlNCTON DEL


q ally. I ahy ex ept unday fsunday only
NEW YOlK and the 4 t, - 6, -. q, se.4O. Il d
ill.85 M IL g. - 80 +5.lL "Royal Limited
s7.42. fll0O p m.
tZ2O pccall Is 10, IS "A [lucall. 70 IS, .. 10
il0.4o local, tlu5l ocall ILLS, Sli.S5 a m.
tl.26. t8O5 local. 1880, s4.5O local, fAi1
local f5.l7 Roy ! Limited" t6.2J local,
too. s705 local, t7.a2 5S5l local, al 20 n
CHEsTkR. t6S0 local, t6.i0, $40 llocall. "a To-
1874 llocall, t9l5, '9t0 slO4s locall tlOd
local, slI S5 a. m. ti26, tS.O5 local, a 30
local, i45s local t6.20 ll call TOO j7.O5
call, T42 1872 local, sll0O p m.
BALIIMOkh & MA~flNGION. .F4l3 IS 10, liL05
=. m, LOG . A. 4.47, t55a $50. @Royal
Limited. F909, 80 % p m.
BALIlMn nkE and way stations too,
ls. l6 a H.; t812 Is p. N
NfWAhK 4l3, 1900. te.l6, fllO6 T.
m; tl242 'l.t6 tSlA t6b5 Sdo2 t6ls 'sO9
sinreriy, 100 an. is.i6, tilos IFxt resslAm.
il242 g. 2, t5.65 xpress,l t6O2 "a i6,s llso D. n
Landenber- and way stations 1874 ll0lb a
iiTisBuKG, sSl6 a M; i4.47, t555. 49,
lkoya Limiiedl 40 O8 p m.
CHICAGO. ssl6 a. m; t247 p. m.
CINClN NATI. ~. LOUIS & LOUISVILLE,t3 10
a. m; Fl.O6. - % +. M
DEF AWARE AVENUE STATION
Delmarvin telephone No 2la3
D. q A. telephone No. A22A.
City IicEei once, No. s04 Market Street.
ID. & A. Telephone l758A.
Delmarvia telephone 2l95 II. A. MILLER,
Travelling Passenger Agent
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A HALF YEAR OF GOLF PLAY
An Interesting Schedule for
the Wilmington Coun try
Club.
TO BEGIN PLAY ON MAY 5
The Series VIII Be Continued
Until July 2Sth.

Five Team Matches Have Been Arrange d,
ON tho Handicap Basis, According TO the
Handicaps Fosted on tho GOLF Bulletin
Board.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26
MEETINGS TONIGHT.

Oity Council. X
Wawaset Gun Club.
Democratic league.
Camp 2, =. o. $. A.
Grant POST q. A. r.
Iron Moulders Union.
Delaware Saengerbund.
du Pont Post. q. A. r.
Republican Invincibles.
Cyrus Temple, l.. g. e.
Clayton Lodge X. of +.
Eden Lodge /. o. o. II.
Division No. 4, A. o. II.
America Lodge, s. Of II.
Grand Opera House Band.
Asylum Lodge |. o. o. r.
Master Horseshoers Union
Humboldt Castle, X. q. E.
Roosevelt Republican Club.
Alpha Council. l.. O. r. o.
Excelsior Council. u. Il. A.
Crusaders Temple l.. q. r.
Jefferson Lodge, l. o. o. 4.
Delaware Conclave, |. O. II.
Moss Rose Temple L. g. K.
Apollo X. g. Il. Brass Band.
st. Peters Beneficial Society.
Beta Tent, No. 2. X. o. n. NJ.
Eighth Ward Single Tax Club.
Carpenters and Joines Union.
Wilmington Loan Association.
Second Ward Single Tax Club.
seventh Ward Single Tax Club.
kadosh Commandery, X. Of M.
keokuk Tribe Imp'd o. r. NJ.
brenoywine Oonclave, 5. W. NJ.
Palestine Castle, A. o. X. NJ. O
Wilmington Lodge A. o. u. W.
Minona Council, Jr. o. u. A. NJ.
Delaware Commandery, X. q. r.
hlawatha Tribe, lmp'd o. X. NJ.
Wilmington Lodge of Machinists.
Washington Louge, A. h. a A. NJ.
Mizpah Conclave. H., OF =. ". NJ.
Delmarvia Lodge, l.. A. 10 b. X. I.
Eastlake Lodge, No. Ia, /. o. @. T.
81. Johns Commandery. No. 1. X. II.
Lady Washington Home Communion.
Prospective Chapter. American Guild.
bandywine Conclave. II. or 5. W. NJ.
Washington Camp, No. a. T.. %. ). A.
bmndywine Lodge Order Of the World
Court Brandywine, Foresters Of Americ
Wilmington Lodge, No, l76, i, y, u,
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OPENING IRI-STATE GAMES
Clubs Met for the First Time
Yesterday Afternoon.
CONTESTS WERE INTERESTING
Showed Teams to be Strong
and Well Matched.

harrisburg, Jobnstown and Lancaster th'
yvfnners-Attendanoe Was EHccilent-
R..ults sfthe Games Played IN the Other
Isaeues-BassbRil Netes.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26
BOWLING.

The Knights Of Pythias Bowling League
teams played last night, with the follow
ino racttlfs
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1906-04-26
Seaside Resarts.
ATLANTIC 0ITT.
HOTEL MAJESTIC. Eass:. EEss,.Is i:.s A,;;: S::::. g

Special rates, s. per day aud upward, 80 per
week and upwardi elevator from street level
booklet mailed. sAMUkL W. kLLla
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02
A Great Discovery.

Ny old friend and co-laborer In the
field of literary endeayor, Col. viii
liam Lightfoot Visscher, has made a
great discovery that promises to revo-
lutionize the hours married men may
spend at the club. Col. Bill has de-
duced that keyholes should wear fun
nelsl
The mere announcement viii find a
responsive chord in the understand
ing Of every man who has slept in
the park because OF his inability to
find the keyhole after one a. m. BY
the new arrangement, the married
man may take Just one more" sew
eral times and upon arrival at key
hole still find the steering committee
in the form OF the funnel waiting for
his unsteady key handl
II has been argued again and again
that a man need not be entirely
spifiicated and still be unable to locate
the evasive hole in the door, but Col.
Bill thinks a man must be beyond all
gentlemanly department to be SO un-
der the influence as not to be able to
locate the said hole when same is
equipped with a large size funnel. 1t
is also suggested by Uncle BY that in
extreme cases where the funnel seems
to be infinitesimal. the horn from a
phonograph be used. Care should be
taken. however, not to talk into the
aperture. as wife. grown curious.
might be listening at the small end.
In which case he would probably
come out at the same end next morn
ing at the breakfast table. Care also
should be exercised not to breathe
into the funnel, as no gentleman
would deliberately knock down a low
ing wife who happened because Of
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02
LITTLE
VISITS
WITH
UN0E
Jim

Jim.
They's a man know an his name Is
Jim,
An he works all day where they print
tn Press
He is freekled sum an his hair is red.
An he runs tn shop jist fer fun.
guess.
He hea got a thing what he calls a
An they's ink and grease on h's
clothes an face;
But he must be smart. fer al times. he
sez,
Thet he writes tn news in the boss's
place.
When IN grist mill burned an tn dam
Jim-i-nee. twas fine. that there piece
It wuz fun OF words thet you can't per-
With some verses tackled on tn end
OF iti
in"
An l did. by Jngl He wuz Sc tin
type
An a-h.ttin' nails with a chaw he had
An a-puffiin' big on rn-cob pipe!
An Jim ast me then. he'd I seen type
lice?
An Z cum up close where tn type lice
lies:
But / looked right then when his nm
gers slipped.
An tn suds flew up an jist filled my
He wuz awful sad cause I missed tn
lice.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02
IITIIF
VISITS
WITH
UNQT

In a City Restaurant.
I'm starving as ] meekly sit
And hear the rabble chatter.
on, geel I wish she'd hurry Il
From out that clang and clatter
It's now ten minutes since she passed,
While 1 sit here and sadly fast
start the humming OF a sons
That once 1 thought divine
Gee. whizi There must be something
wrOngl
confound the luck. why don't I dine
It's hours since she went away,
And this upon my busy day.
Oh, rats! Come. sister. get me minei
simply must at this demur!"
All hal She pauses at my sign
And says: "Oh. yes. your order. sirl
IN very sorry. but that's OUT"
The deuce It isl' / wildly shout
And then ! grab the menu card,
My rage and desperation high.
She's gone again. On, this Is hard.
/ gather up my coat and dy
To some cold pie and sinker pail
And drive another cofin nall
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02
LITTLE
VISITS
WITH
'UN0EBY-

A Mans Love.
Out in the fastness the green fields are
waving.
Waving like oceans OF blllowy blue
Out in the woodland the cat-bird Is call
ing.
Calling his mate in a world fresh with
dew.
Out there the bird twitters softly his love
songs
Songs he has learned from the e'er con-
slant hills.
Songs he has sensed from the breeze IN
the cedar,
Songs OF the heart he has heard in the
rlls.
Fragrant and sweet is the scent OF the
morning,
Far from the ain and the soil OF the
street.
Sweet as the song and as pure as the
fastness,
Such is the love would lay at thy feet
Love that has naught but the fragrance
OF loving
Love that Is glad as the rin from the
spring
Flowing forever. a fountain unendless-
This is the love to thee, sweetheart
bring
Is II too redolent, dear. OF ideals:
Too much OF Heaven. too perfect It's
bliss2
All but love youl OF course you are
humanl
But 10 the lover his love should be this
All through the days have known you
and loved you.
Love is the knight that has worstod the
wrong
Thou art the hills and the cedar and
Thou the inspired Of my heart and my
song.
How could my love be less fragrant than
morning?
Less than the bIrdiing's out there in
the wood?
How could / worship thee other than
holy
Thou the sweet source Of all love that
Is good
Fragrant and sweet Is the scent Of the
morning.
Far from the soil and the sin OF the
street.
Sweet as the song and as pure as the
fastness.
Such is the love l would lay at thy
feet.
Love that has naught but the fragrance
OF loving.
Love that is glad as the rill from the
spring.
Flowing forever. fountain unendless-
This IL the love to thee. sweetheart.
bTlngl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02

IIIIIT
VISITS
WITH
UNQKN-

A Wife's Cold Feet.
Oh, what's the use Of dollar iceg
OF course It's cold and very nice,
But my wife's feet are colder yet
Than any cake OF Ice. IN beti
When ! am sno0zing. trouble free.
She puts her frigid feet on me.
dream OF ice men and their bill
And wake up with a quaking chilli
Her feet are anchored IN my back,
My nervous system is a-wrack,
The frost is camping on my spine,
My flesh feels like a bock-beer stein!
move away, she follows fast
And pins me to the chilly mast;
Against the bed rail there I sltake-
And Ice is nifty cents a cake.
Her face is sweet, her eyes are true.
But holy smokel and sacre bleu.
When all the story has been told,
That woman's feet are freezing coldl
The moral is, young man. beware!
Ere you are wed. loving pair
About TO hitch up In a team
Don't feed your dear too much ice-crean
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02
The colonella peacent-

Col. Du Page, retired army officer,
great-hearted. rollicking, bewhiskered
and beloved, had partaken not wisely
but too well OF spirituous liquors.
This was from no perverse, degrading
habit of besottage. but merely the
chance exuberance OF effervescing
spirits brought on by contact with q
bunch OF good fellows at the club.
"Hoch. der kaiser" roared the
colonel in gentlemanly-cow bass to
his equally copious companions about
the decoction-bl blotched serving table
on the balcony. "Hoch th-oh, HI.
boys. I've got to go down (hic) down
stairs to get a check (hicJ cashed."
When the colonel. swaying, stag.
gering, yet patriotically erect, reached
the knee-high balustrade that wound
along the landing to the staircase, he
lurched Hospitality against 1t, was
overbalanced and with q crash, land
ed eight feet below in the bowels OF
a billiard tournament then in progress!
The sudden crashing Of 200 pounds
Of hard army flesh on the neas too
feathery floor of the billiard hall.
shook the cues in their racks and set
a momentary awe apon the surprised
and startled players. Regaining
their senses. they tenderly lifted the
bleeding and unconscious colonel and
conveyed him to the nearest sofa,
while hurrying messengers summoned
the club physician from the card
room where he was considerably in
terested in game Of hearts.
"Cut a little, bruised little, but
otherwise uninjured." commented the
doctor as the colonel came to with
a start and felt Of large bump on the
northeast exterior of his Mobile (Ala)
brow. Ten minutes later Col. Du
Page. somewhat sobered and dignified
in the extreme, had arisen from the
sofa and proceeded up the stairs to
the aforesaid decoction-blotched serv-
ing table.
The doctor, seated at The card table,
was just getting rid of his last heart
and figuring on a good rake, when the
door suddenly was thrown open and a
wild voiced member shouted:
Doc, doc, come on down stairs.
Quick! Col Du Page has fallen over
the balustrade and into the billiard
hall-and he's lit on his head"
The doctor slowly reached for the
tally sheet and marked down the
you Owe Mes"
DOC, for Gods sake hurry up!
tell you Col. Du Page has fallen over
the balustrade and lit on his head"
Yes, know" drawled the doc,
reaching for the deck. Yes, know
he has. Fixed him up. Your lead,
Bill"
Fixed him up? Fixed him up? Yes,
know. doc, but this is againl He
just fell over the second timel"
And he had.
He'll get so he'll ike that afta
awhile" commented the doctor as he
slapped on another piece Of court
plaster and sighed, but wish, boys.
you would keep him OF the second
floor for a few minutes. l want to
finish that card game"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02

The ice man is a nice man. Yes?
He comes around in the spring as
urbane and gallant as a French dane
ing master. He has ice to burn and
you are TO help him burn II in great
big. cool, frigid hunks. You sign your
name in an ice cream ecstasy and he
goes away. He is no sooner gone
than Old Sol gets yellower than a
Sunday newspaper and the ice mans
henchman comes along with a pair OF
ice tongs and muddy boots. At first
you don't notice the ice he is bring
ing. but when you do, you steal softly
into the china closet after the loaf
sugar bowl and ask him to please
spare the refrigerator. as you can put
the sugar bowl under the folding bed
In a cool place and make the ice last
longer.
Then the ice mans henchman takes
your ice book. scowls. rubs his feet
on the clean kitchen floor and pulls
$3.50 worth right OF the reel.
When you protest to the ice man
he sends a curt letter and says he
may have TO cut you on entirely, as
the fearfully hot summer has made an
ice famine and his ice houses are al
most empty. II the butter wouldn't
slip around so. you'd go without ice
and be revenged.
But the butter does-and you pay
up. After a time you do It cheerfully
and admire the ice man for his
audacity.
Yes, the ice man is pice man all
right all right
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-08-02

An hunt fer gold an Indians an shoot
a bear er two,
An sail tn main frum coast L coast,
upon tn ocean bluel
We've named our craft tn MOLLY Ann"
an I am Captain Bings;
We're pirates out fer blood an gold an
prlncesses an thingsl
Tn best time OF tn year fer boys is when
IN school let's out
We come! We come" IN pirates bold.
jist hear our merry shout
An when tn night comes siftin' down
we'll hike 4 our retreat
An drink cool bumpers fun OF ale: our
crew Il can't be beat
Deep In cave well sing an dance an
give hearty hand.
Fer we're tn bold. bad Cross Bones Men.
IN bloody pirate bandl