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The Zuber- Summer Lumber Company

The Zuber-Sumner lumber company
is the name Of an enterprising firm
that as erecting a saw mill at Berlin.
The members of this firm were in
ocala Wednesday and will become
factors in the county's development.
We wish this new firm great success.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS.
For District Attorney

TO the Democratic Voters of the Fifth
Judicial Circuit.
I hereby announce myself candi-
date for the Office OF States Attorney
for the Fifth Judicial Circuit, at the
democratic primaries to be held May
15th. 1906.
EDWIN w. DAVIS.
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TIE Way NJ II.

The hissus- Mary Ann, please g
plain to me how 1t Is that I saw ~
kissing q young man In the kitchen ~. !.
night The Maid Sure. dunno how :
u. ma'am. oniess yes were sook.
through the keyhole. Cleveiard Les
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-03-23

II the frost killed your pumpkins
call at the o. K. grocery and get more
seed free of charge-we want you to
get the ten dollar prize. X
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-03-23

Mr.. II. A. Atwater. OF Eureka, a
valued subscriber of the ocaia Ban
ner. was in the city Wednesday. and
reports everything in his section on
the move.
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Tampa is having lots of trouble witt
big burglars.

Emmett Maxwell. living in Wau-
xulla county. committed suicide Tues
day.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-03-23

That man has the most winning per.
sonality ever met"
"Who is hep
The best poker player In the city,
Daitimsrs American.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-03-23

Remember every farmer in good old
Marion has chance at the ten dol
lar pumpkin. x
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-03-23

Don't arrest any man when ne gets
full on the spirit of enterprise. We
need lots of it in Florida
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-03-23

Young Policeman running in old of
fender)-Mlnd the step, there.
Old Offender (scornfully)-Garn wi
yer. l knowed these ERE steps afore
you was born.-Tatler.
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For Tax Collector


i hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of tax collector of Mar
ion county, Florida, subject to the
democratic primary TO be held Mayo
Is, 1906 and solicit the support Of the
voters of this county.
j. w. BISHOP.
For County Treasurer
With the assurance Of my hearty
appreciation for past support l res
pectfully submit my candidacy for the
treasuryship of Marion county, SUBJ
sect of course to the coming democra-
tic primary.
THOS. e. PASTEUR.
For Tax ASSESSOR
Thanking my friends for past ia
vors, / respectfully announce myself
a candidate for denomination in the
next primary.
ALFRED AVER.
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For County Judge

EDWIN w. DAVIS.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
= Moedy's WIT In the Faspis.

Rev. Dwight L. Moody oaes called
on ministerial brother in sp EASTERN
town, desiring to spend the next day,
Sunday with him. The minister was
agreeable, but said that he vas
ashamed to ask Moody to preach. =. : :
"Why7' asked BIr. Moody. =. r.: +.
"Well," was the reply, ''our pc ople,
have got such habit Of going out be-
fore the clcse Of tho meeting tha. il.
would be an imposition on q straug-
er." 80. ,.., -.
II will stay aud rreach,'' said
Wc~dy. -: -" :
When Sunday arrived, Mr. Moody
opened his meeting and, then eneour-
agingly said, "My hearers, ! aun 60
ing to speak to two sosts today, the.
ainners Grst, then the saiats." +.
After earnestly addressing the sup
posed sinners he said that they could
now take their hats and go. But the,
whole. congregation waited and heard,
him TO the end.-New York World.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
Robbed OF $432,50O In Cash.

Moscow, March 2O.-The Credit
Mutual, one Of the largest banks in
Moscow was mysteriously robbed by
masked men at dusk tonight, the rob.
bers securing si32,500. It was en-
extremely daring job. The facts al
ready developed raise the question
that the robbery was committed by, or
under the direction Of, some one at
present or previously employed in
the institution. The bank is situated
iii lIinka street, in the heart of the
city. The last of the clerks had Just
departed, leaving an inside guard Of
three men. while under the porte
cochere outside were policeman and
the house porter. The street was
crowded With people hurrying home
ward. According 10 the story of the
guards, in the twinkling Of an eye
they were confronted with revolvers
in the hands Of twenty masked men,
who entered silently by the maiu
door, which had been locked when the
office force left. After a command to
the guards to hold up their hands not
word was spoken. The guards
were quickly bound and gagged and
thrown into dark corner. The rob-
oers then took up positions at all the
entrances aud the curtains of tho
windows were lowered. The chief Of
the robbers, who directed the opera
tions Of his associates by gestures and
without speaking, showed thorough
familiarity with the location Of the
vaults. When ell was ready he went
to the heavy burglar proof safe and,
with few whirls OF the knob, threw
the combination Of the lock, the heavy
doors swung open and the treasure Of
the bank was revealed.
The pluuder, consisting OF gold and
silver and notes, was speedily thrust
into sacks. When a clean haul of the
money had been made, not q kopeck
being left, the robbers departed as
silently as they came, making their
exit through the main entrance and
leaving no trace behind them. They
had been in the bank less than half an
hour. Twenty minutes later one Of
the guards succeeded in freeing him
self and gave the alarm. The dumb.
founded policeman and house porter
who had been Standing in front of the
bank throughout claimed they had
seen no one enter aud lepveit.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
TO PARENTS AND TEACHERS

Let the child choose his ideals from
the many that are presented to him.
Boys and girls saturated with low lit
eraturc form low ideas, which cling to
them through life.
To teach concentration should be the
end and aim Of all school Instruction
New York World. ...
Study the child, find out what his
capabilities are and show him that you
take an interest in him. -. .
Let the children see how ugly low
ideals are and then encourage them to
study the lives Of great men. - "...'s. :
The whole life and future usefulness
of child depend lnrgely on, the way
his mind Is trained at school. - r,,.,
Many child's life is ruined by hay
Ing parents or teachers who do not take
the trouble to understand his capa-
biiity. '..' FIT. 80 -. @..-;. ri
It is more important for the mother
to superintend her sons reading tiiia11
to see that he wears the latest thing in
collars. ..<7 ~ - Z 1%sz
The character depends upon the
ideals, and the ideals are the standard
which the parent OF teacher sets before before
the child. -: = -. : !, II.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
THE PLANET JUPITER.
There Are Practically No Seasons In
Thsa Distant World

ThtH Distant World.
Taking the earth's mean distance
from the sun at 02.T0G,03O miies, the
mean distance Of Jupiter from the sun
will be 4S2,SO3,070 miles. The eccen-
trlclty Of its eliiptical orbit being
.04S25. its distance from the sun at
perihelion is 4J9,5U7,7GO miles and
at aphelion 5O6, 1OO.1 .1SO milea Between
its greatest and least distances, there
fore, there Is difference OF 1862, 400
miles, or about one-half the earth's
mean distance from the sun. The in
clinatlon Of Jupiters orbit to the plane
Of the ecliptic being only degree IS
minutes ii seconds, Or iesf; than that
Of any Of the other large planets with
the exception Of Uranus, the plauet
never departs much from tho ecliptic,
and hence 1t was called by the anclents
the "ecliptic planet" It's period Of
revolution round the sun Is IL years
314.S days.
The inclination Of its axis of rotation
being nearly ut right angles to the
plane Of it's orbit, there are practically
no seasons H. this distant world, and
the only variation III the heat and light,
1T diiS pViiit HtI us surface WOuiu De
that due to the comparatively small
variation ii it's. d!EtGGce frer. the Gun
referred to above. Its mean distance
from the sun being 5.2O29 times the
earth's mean distance from the sun, it
follows that the heat and light re-
ceived by Jupiter are 27 times {5.2
squared) less than the earth receives.
The amount of heat received from the
sun by this planet is very small, and
were 1t constituted like the earth it's
surface should be perpetually covered
by frost and snow. Far from this be-
ing the case, the telescope shows it's
atmosphere to be in n state Of constant
and wonderful change.
These extraordinary changes cannot
possibly be due to the solar heat, and
they have suggested the idea that the
planet may perhaps be In redhot
state, miniature sun-in fact. glow
ing with inherent heat. The great bril-
liancy Of its surface, the "albedo," ns
it Is called, and It's small denslty-less
than that Of the sun-are facts in favor
Of this hypothesis. AS the attraction
Of Jupiter's enormous mass would rem
der the materials near its center of
much greater density than those near
Its surface, the latter must be consider
ably lighter than water and may pos
sibly be In the gaseous state.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
A Business Transaction.

Ooe day stranger went to hvrse
dealer and wished to hire horse and
a trap for days outirg. Not know
ing the man, the horse dealer declined
to trust :Ae@ ie HE hands The
stranger was determined, however,
upon having his drive, ald proposed, =,
therefore, that he should pay the full
value Of the horse aud trap on condi.
tion that be cold them back at the
same price in the evening if be brought
them back safe, To this the other
GOULD see no objection. The horse
and trap were returned 10 good time,
aud after receiving back the sum paid
for them in the morning the stranger
turned to 60. .... ....'. = +
Hold ou," exclaimed the dealer.
You have forgotten to pay for the
hire - 49,. f".:........ =.
my dear sir" was the cool reply :,
there is no hiring in the case. T have
been driving my osn horse and trap
all day" / ... ' . ..s.*t.3 !:
And the astonished dealer was left
to think the matter over. 4. IS. s. ,'E e .s'$
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
An UnIucky Experiment.

Ii the story told in Life 10 true, Mr..
Brown made one telephone test he,
would like to take baok:- " -.
He had just had telophonie con--
neotion between his Office aud house,
and was very much pleased with it. -" -
Il tell you, Smith," he was saying.
"this telephone business is won der
full thing. I want yea to dine with
me this evening, and will notify
Mrs.. Brown to expect YOU - =
Brown (speaking through the sele-
phoue)-7t'.My friend Smith will dine.
with us this evening"" I'll. :: /. :...>-.
"Now listen aud hear how plain her
reply comes back" ".@,,ln &..&..
Mrs. Browns reply came back with
startling distinotness:-- IS 4:
'Ask your friend Smith il be-
thinks We keep q hotell" ~. u !, j :.
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He ''Stayed In"

A loyal constituent Of Senator Till
mans named Swate came to Washing
ton to see the Senator. He met him
just at noon on Monday. The Sena-
tor had something to say about Presi-
dent Roosevelt and was in hurry.
"Come around to the Senatorial gal
lery, Swate," Mr.. Tillman said, land
1 will get you scat there. After I
have finished on the foor I will come
out and we will have visit"
The debate ran for two hours.
Swate sat patiently and listened. At
the end of that time he got up aud
said to the gallery doorkeeper: "My
name is Swate. I am friend Of
Senator Tillman' He brought me
here, and want to 20 out and look
around bit. I thought I would tell
you SO l can get back in."
"That's all right" said the door
keeper, shut 1 may no: be here when
you return. In order to prevent any
mistake will give you the password
SO you can get your seat again."
Swate's eyes rather popped out at
this. ..
what the word?" he asked.
"Idiosyncrasy."
:Wha,?''
"ldiosyncrasy."
II guess Ill stay iu," said swate.-
Non Vo~k Wo.1J
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
Southern Chiyelry.

Many stories have been told Of
Southern chivalry, but the palm ap-
pears to 60 to story told by former
Governor Of Kentucky while visiting
in this city recently.
According to the narrator genuine
kentucky Colonel boarded street
car, which was very crowded, and
somehow he stepped on the foot OF o
very pretty woman. OF course the
woman expected the Colonel to a.
pologize. just as did everybody else
wno heard her give a mouse.like
squeal when the Colonel's foot came
down.
And she looked as though she ex-
pected al apology, but the Colonel,
divining her thought, doifed his hat
and said: "No, madam, I IN not going
to apologize. When the good Lord
was 30 gracious as to make women
so beautiful and charming ani with
such wonderfully small feet that q
man has to tramp on them to find
them, then l don't think that an
apology"
The compliment was too graceful
for the woman to resist, and all that
followed was a smiling. acknowledge
ment of the Colonel's gallant speech.
--Philadelphia Record.
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Rheumatlru

= o. : Il .
is quickly relieved and # promptly
cured BY DR.. Drummond's Rheumatic
Remedies. The internal remedy is
pleasant to take,' acts Immediately,
does not disturb digestion, aud 10 Yor
Rheumatism only in all it's torturinrg
fofme. The external preparation re-.
stores stiaa j0iut5, aTava sc-as saa
hardened muscles. Il your druggist
is not iu stock with them, don't ac-
.oept something else and be-; cheated
0aas. Ge : ensa= Write TO :the Drnn,,.
mond Medicine Co, n selW 4: Y 7 oT / s or
their direct mail propositions. Done 8
delay and suffer. You are entitled TO
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28

Mark Twaio tells .he following
story, related by fellow passenger,
who, being bautered about his tim
idity, said he had never been scared
since be loaded an old Queen Anne's &
musket for his father once, whereupon
he gives the following:
You see the old man was trying to
learn Inc TO shoot blackbirds and beasts
that tore up the young corn aud such
things, so could be of some use about
the farm, because wasn't big enough
to do much. bly gun was q single-
barreiiei shotgun and the old man
carried an old Queen Anne muskst
that weighed ton, made report like
thunderclap, and kicked like mule.
The old man wanted me to shoot the
musket sometimee: but was asrsidd.
One day, though, I got her down and
30 took her to the hired man, aud
asked him how to load her, because
it was out in tie field. "H;ram,"
said he, edo you see those marks on
The stock, an < end v. on each side
of tbs Queens CROWN Well, that
means ten balls and five slugs-that' 8
her load"
"But how much powder?'
"Oh," Gays he, "it dou't matter;
put In three or four handfuls,''
So / loaded her up that way, and it
vas an awful oharge-I had sense
enough to see that, and started out.
l leveled her on q good many black
birds; but every time I went to pull
the trigger I shut my eyes aud wink
ed; l was afraid Of her kick. To.
wards sundown I fetched up at the
house, aud there was the old man rest
ing on che porch.
"Been out hunting, have ye2'
eyes, sir" said I.
"What did you kill?"
Didn't kill anything-didn't shoot
her of-was afraid she would kick,
Q knew blame we'll she would.'')
"Gimme that gunl' the old man
said, as mad as Sin. - +
And he cook aim at a sapliug on
the other side Of the road, and began
to drop back out Of danger. And the
next moment heard the Queen Anne
whirling end over end iu the air, and
father spinned around on one hee]
with one leg up and both hands on his
jaw, and the bark flying from tha.
sapling like there was a hail storm.
The old mans shoulder was sot back
three inches and his jaw turned black
and blue, and he had to lay up 70,
three days. Cholera nor nothing else
can scare me the way was that time
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28
Contests Ia Mid Air.

Several applications have been made
to the jamestown Exposition manage
ment for permission to operate dirig-
ible balloons and airships at the oele-
bration in 1907.
For the FIRST time in tie history Of
aerisl navigation, air vehicles will be
used commercially, that is to convey
passengers. Hitherto all attempts to
conquer the air have been mere speo-
taoles and have subserved no useful
purpose except 20 so far as demon.
stratiug tLa rsssibilities Of levitation
and d;rigitiiity. ..
Only tlained aeronauts have ocou-
pied plsses in the balloons or vessels
and ine general public's interest in
the matter has always been that of
spectator.
At the jamestown Exposition, if
the Company is satisfied that the air
oonquerors are entirely safe, passen.
gers will be carried from the shore to
the ships and elsewhere through the
air. The aerial navigation is quite
dissimilar to the ascension of captive
balloons, which has hitherto been the
only form Of ascension in which the
public has participated.
Santos Dumont and several others
have proved the possibilities Of direct.
log airships almost at will, and an
American inventor, Captain Thomas
s. Baldwin, has perfected an airship
until it Is almost as easy to navigate
as an ordinary yacht.
In connection with Capt. Baldwin's
effort to subjugate the air, there are
two men who have been brought
prominently into public notice as in.
ventors of these GRATIS; Lincoln
Beachy and Roy Knabenshue. Wheth.
er these famous air captains will each
command a Baldwin ship at the
Jamestown Exposition or whether
they will be engaged by rival con.
structors, cannot now be ascertained, ):
but both Of them will be present at
the celebration and will direct air.
ships. That they will contest for
prizes in speed. and direotness Of
course is oers>in, whether, they are
employed by the same concern or not,
but far greater elements Of sport
will be added il rival constructors
each secure the services Of one of. ttasae
men,. :':.. =, y III 3j
Baldwin is not to be the only In.
ventor. There is another. air cons
queror who has filed already his ap::
plioasion for a concession. and prob.
ably there will DO several Others, q 80 d,
races and. contests os every se:. evs...
head are assured as. features of the.
Teroentennial. i, : '.., f. 4 j e. {. i,
b. -
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Eat What u.
/. Z Ol1. Like
Don's starve or Dles, but use aal-o-
ma and Cure Your Stomach, Trou~
bles. 81. :5.g /. :5.t 3 !, 81:

= - f@- 4 s------ =, ~
3: The average treatment of stomach
troubles consists of q rigid diet list.
which often half fsstarYes the patient.
OF course it would be foolish for any.
one who knows that some foods are
positively harmful and poisonous, to.
continue eating them, even while fol-
lle9ing the Mic, ma treatment. but in
ordinary cases ofstomaoh tro nbles il,
s. : s;s;ees=sssry to starve Or ddist il
Mi,o: aii s,:i1 ne is faithfully used, tablet be-
fore each meal. S S NIB: 81 ..s .. 4: ::
S. This scientific remedy: FOR the cure
Of esomaeh troubles, acts, npon' q, tho.
whole digestive systenl,, , aud strength.
enc !she organs 80 that they are able
GO digest any food that 10 eaten I, With
ont fear or distrssa. ;. 3:ES .z.s
7. Evans Pharnaoy have us 4l,, much CON.
q tadanne; q. in the power soe, & Mi.o.ra To-.
aafs stomssshs i i; ! z::oazhIea end resulting
Ills, that they give . guarantees with
every 90 cent box to refund The mon
sey unless It cures. }E i
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TO FARM THE SWAMPS.
Great Government Drainage Pro; =:

Washington. March 20, 1906.


The man who can provide homes
for Industrious and strong armed citi-
zens is bcnefactor to tho race. If
Representative Stccnerson, of Min
nesota, can push his swamp rccama
tion measure to enactment into law
he will be deserving OF the praise
OF not only this but future genera
tions. His bill is practical exten-
sion of the old homestead idea, or
rather, perhaps, en application to the
vast areas of our swamp lands of the
idea embodied in the national irri-
cation law.
There are N the neighborhood Of
100000 acres Of swamp lands in
the United States, some 70, 900, 900 of
which have been surveyed, and the
great bulk would make splendid farms
if the excess of water were drained
off.
The Stecnerson bill provides for
the beginning of the work of reolama.
tion Of these huge areas. The meas
ure is framed after the irrigation law;
it provides that the receipts from the
sales Of public lands in the non-irri-
CATION States shall constitute "drain-
age" fund to be expended by the Gov
. mGment in great drainage works, and
further, that the cost Of such drain
age shall be pro-rsted among th- land
benefited and paid back by the set
tiers into the "fund," to bo used
over again for additional reclamation
work.
WOULD CREATE THOUSANDS OF HOMES.
This plan of developing tho inter-
nal resources of tho country and max
ing homes Of waste places is splendid
in it's scope, and appears to be entire
ly practicable and profitable. Take
for instance, in Indiana and Illinois,
Here are some 100000 acres of the
very richest Of bottom lands, but snb-
jeot to overflow. They arc worthless
except where they have been reclaim
ed through expensive private drain
age works, when they have become
worth 500 and $3.50 an acre. Yet it
is estimated by the government sur.
veyors and engineers that the entire
system could be effectively drained at
q cost in the neighborhood Of $40 an
acre. The same can be said Of the
lands "a she Red River Valley in
Minnesota. These include the finest
grain and farm lands in the northwest
except that they are frequently over
flowed. It would be worth millions Of
dollars 10 the farmers anu settlers
who would occupy these lands in
small tracts, to have perfect system
OF drainage provided. These exteu.
sive systems, however, especially
where they ere interstate, seem to be
feasible for handling only by the gen.
eral government.
The Steenerson bill places the en-.
tire management Of the works in the
hands Of the Reclamation Service and
the plan Of operation follows very
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-03-28

But the day worker acquires
moro coin than the dry dreamer. ..: s1i=. j.
--LVen Insurance. grafters think
politicians are bad lot. : 4 s. s;;i : s: /
-. It is the man who has only half
achieved who makes the most fuss
about 1t. + !, ! ,5;s t.: ,. sl. .3..:! {: N: 2.J
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I'm Fs1|HE above picture OF the
ISs |s man and fish is the trade
I 92 mark ofScott's 8 Emulsion,

I M man and fish is the trade
l @ mark ofScott's 8 Emulsion,
!. and is the synenym for
strength and purity. It is sold
in almost all the civilized coun-
tries of the globe. +" 4, #
Ii the cod fish became extinct
it would be q worldwide calan1-
ity, because the oil that comes
from its liver surpasses all other
fats in 11ourishing and life-giving
properties. Thirty years ago
the proprietors OF Scott's Emul-
sion found a way of preparing
cod liverNoil SO that everyone can
take it and get the full value of
the oil without the Objectionable
) taste SEQ ott's Emulsion is the
best thing 81 the world for weak,
backward chile ldren; thin, delicate
people, and i; all conditions OF
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