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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18
The independent Farmer.

Buy a farm, young man No mat
ter how small it may be, buy a farm
and prepare it SO that your land viii
provide you a living Twenty years
from now the man who owns his own
farm will be independent and will
have at his command the means of d
livelihood. The expansion Of manu-
features cannot go on forever and
there will come day III this country,
as there has III others, when the sup
ply will exceed the demand and the
only absolutely sure occupation will be
farming. Buy farm while one may
be had Troy (kan) Chief
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18

The Oldest building in Louisiana, the
ancient archbishopric on Charities
street, New orleans, boasts of one Of
the handsomest courtyards, The build
ing was erected in 1927 and remains
exactly as 1t was first erected Wis
itors will remark the ancient staircase
OF cypress worn by the passing OF
generations Ia the courtyard is seen
one OF the oldest and best preserved
specimens Of the Spanish dagger" 1t
dates back. So those who claim 10
know aver, to the building OF the pal
ace, aud indeed its height and dignity
indicate anything but youth. Crafts
man.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18
GmuePtfnent.

Originally the word "impertinent
signitied merely mot belonging to. !"
When Wyeliffe said that there We're
many men IN this world who We're
impairment to earthly lords" he did
not mean that they We're Cheeky" but
merely that they had no masters,
Then, as used by Shakespeare i'm
pertinent" came to mean Irrelevant"
Just POO years ago it was defined as
signifyng absurd silly, idle"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18
Rome. rriamvhal Crown

The trlumphal crown of Rome was
made Of laurel leaves and was given to
the general who achieved d great victo-
ry over an enemy He entered the city
not by gate, but over a portion of the
wall which was thrown down to afford
u passage. At his funeral his laurel
crown was placed In his bier and
buried with the body.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18

Her father and mother both strenu,
ously object to me"
And the girl?"
81 don't think she'd look at me but
for that" Kansas City Independent
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Indefinite.

Darling, yours shall be sunny lot
Ia life
.Now. look here, George, are you
talking - your behavior or of where
We are going u build in the suburbs 2"
Baltimore Anne rican.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18
The HeartIe. Editor.

Assistant This poet says that the
last two verses of Ills poem may be
omitted II you think il is desirable.
Editor-Tll do better than that. I'll
omit the whole poem. Someryiiie
Journal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18
one Win Wish

The Wife--lIe told me that II / mar.
ried him my every wish would be graf.
lied The Mother We'll, Is 1t not sol
The Wife No, wish | hadn't married
him.-Gleyeland Leader
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18

The nobler the blood the less the
pride From the Danish
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18

Blot out vain ponp check impulse
Keep reason uu5iei its own control.
Marcus AGtehus
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18

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fes1 oauy4s eeia tEgE Sla fsss ssmDls
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-07-18
FOLEYSfIONEYANbr.AR
Cares Goiiss Prevents Pneum0aIa
REAL ESTATE
AGENCY
O. |. BLACKWELL.
A. O. ROBBINS.
----
LambGftVllG National Bank Building ,
LAMBERTVILLE. N. j
FOR SALE,

Two Large Manufacturing Plants with power
Seyen-room House, on Delevan street, be-
tween George and Union streets,
Three seyen-room Houses on Elm street
Two new Houses. Delaware avenue All i'm
proVements,
Seven-room House, York street
Seyen-room house, Lambert street
olX-TOom House. Union street
large Double Brick House, Coryell street
Two Brick Houses on Main street, between
Church and Coryeli streets.
Large Brick House and Lot, adjoining SOU
Main street,
Seven room Brick House. Ferry street
Large Brick House, Cottage Hill
Small Farm, 40 10 90 acres Just outside city
limits. Terms easy
farm, 100 acres. Just outside the city limits
Farm, 100 acres. lust outside the city limits
Terms easy
Other farms in Delaware, East and West Am
we'll at reasonable prices.
MONEY WANTED.
5000 $1,000 800, $500 Ali first mortgages
and desirable
Money to loan in barge amounts on i'm.
proved Real Estate
OFFICE HOURS;
DAYS 81 to M 13Oto NJ
EVENINGS Monday. Wednesday and Friday,
from to O'Clock
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MONEY WANTED.

DAYS 81 to u Nj. / 90 to 4 NJ.
EVENINGS Monday. " ednesday and Friday,
from to : o'clock
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
PREVENTION OF CRUELTY.
a "Plain an Pinted' Duty That
Was Not to Be Misun-
derstood

Deacon Smith and Deacon Jones
were pillars of an Alabama colored
country church. One day while stOr-
ing hay in their employers barn, Dea-
con Jones came upon a hens nest, in
which reposed dozen large, white
eggs, relates tho American Spectator
Now, whut us gwine do bout dis
hyah?" he demanded.
"Er, reckon we mout take 'em ul
ter de big house?" Deacon Smith sug-
gest2d, without enthusiasm.
Now, how we know dat hen b'lonA
ter Mars WHIP" Bro. Jones objected.
NO, sab, Can't take no chance on
gibbin' Mars Will some yuther mans
aiggs!"
"Mout leave dem hyah, den," Wa.
the Tueful reply.
Now, lookyere. Bro Smif. Abs
'sprise at yo, Don de church teach
us ter be kind ter all critters? And
don yo think dat 'cludes hens? Eff we
wuster leave dem aiggs hyah, dat po'
liz her woul' think day warn't pre-
ciated an feel bad bout hit. No, sab!
Duh plain an pinted duty am ter take
dem sigs out yonder in dat pine thick.
ct whar nobody won't see de smoke, an
roast EN-
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
NOTES ON COTTON GROWING.

About 10000 bales Of cotton is this
years crop of the Laguna section OF
Mexico The Mexican mills will also
require an additional $4,000 bales
from the United States during 1906.
The British charge in Guatemala
has forwarded to London a sample of
weevil-resisting cotton grown in the
Retalhulen district of western Guate
mala. 1t is called ''Pachon.' is a
short-season cotton, productive and
with fiber of good length and tex
ture.
The Turkish minister of agriculture
is about to buy 2,200 pounds of Amer
lean and Egyptian cotton seed for the
improvement of the quality of cotton
raised in Turkey. The seed will be
distributed in the provinces of Adana,
Aidn and Sa.onika, according to the
Levant Herald.
The exports of raw cotton from
southern Nigeria in 1905 declined to
9C, ,30G pounds. having been 2S5,639
pounds in 1904. This falling OFF is ex-
pected to adjust itself during the pres
ent year, when the new plantations
will commence to yield. states the
Government Gazette of the Nigeria
protectorate. 1t has also been re-
ported that there was some cotton
to be shipped from northern Nigeria.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
TERRIBLE ITCHING SCALP,
Limbs-An Old Soldier Declares:
"Cuticura Is Blessing"

"At all times and to all people I
am willing to testify to the merits
of Cuticura. 1t saved me from worse
than the tortures of hades, about the
year 1900. with itching on my scalp
and temples, and afterwards it COM
menced to break out on my hands.
Then it broke out on my limbs. l
then went to n surgeon whose treat
ment did me no good but rather ag-
gravated the disease. then told him
| would go and see a physician in
Erie. The reply was that | could go
anywhere. but a case of eczema like
mine could not be cured; that | was
too old (S0). | went to an eminent
doctor in the city of Erie and treated
with him for six months, with like
results. l had read of the Cuticura
Remedies. and so | sent for the Cuti.
cura Soap, Ointment and Resolvent,
and continued taking the Resolvent
until had taken six bottles, stopping
it to take the Pills. | was now get
ting better. | took two baths a day
and at night | let the lather of the
Soap dry on. | used the Ointment
with great effect after washing in
warm water, to stop the itching at
treatment is blessing, and should
be used by every one who has itching
of the skin. can't say any more,
and thank God that He has given the
world such a curative. VIM. H. Gray,
1903 Mount Vernon St, Philadelphia,
Pa, August .. 1905"
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Refunees May Stay.

San Francisco.-Although requested
by both the military and civil authori-
lies to oust the refugees from the mil
itary reservation, Maj, Gen. Greely de-
clarss that they shall not be disturbed
until they are ready to go. He says he
will continue to supervise the work of
helping the homeless as long as neces-
sary. General Greedy has adopted a
plan by which he hopes to enable those
who arc striving to re-establish them
selves in more comfortable quarters to
do SO. Throughout the camps cards
have been distributed calling for a
statement of the present and prospect
i've condition of each individual.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Presidents Travelling Expenses.

Washington.-The opposition to the
committee amendment to the sundry
civil bill appropriating $4,000 for the
payment of the travelling expenses OF
the President ended in the passage OF
an Independent bill, as follows: THAT
hereafter there may be expended for
or On account of the travelling eX-
Denses of the President of the United
States such sum as Congress may from
time to appropriate, not exceeding S25,
600 per annum, such sum when an
r-opriated to he expended in the dis
erection of the President and accounted
for on his certificate solely.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
INVESTMENT IN.MOTH BALLS
Gaaaer of Using the Preventive
That Proved to Be Signal
Failure.

A State street druggist telling of the
quaint characters whom he encounters
in his business, recently said: Late
one afternoon one of the ould sod
amblcd up to the counter. How yez
onything good to kill moths? he asked,
re.arcs the Chicago Record Herald.
YES said |. we have moth balls,
the hest reemdy known.
"'Give me tin cints' worth, thin,
says he.
Il made up the package, handed it tc
him, and he ambled out again. | had
forgotten all about my customer until
about four O'Clock the next afternoon.
when ! was forcibly reminded of the
transaction OF the day before. After
! had waited on my customers in their
ter and was there confronted with my
moth-ball investor. Without giving
me time to make an inquiry, he said
Are yez the young mon that sod
me thin things yistiddy?' showing ne
the remains of about half dozen CT
the white balls.
Il answered in the Affirmative. and
also inquired what the trouble was.
"'tv all the con games I've run up
against in me tonne, this bates thin
all he said. To think of CnyCne run
ming Z decent downtown store selling
the lo.kes of thin things to kill moths
with, or onything else, for the matter
of that. They might be al! right for
playing marbles, but for KILN moths,
niver, may not be as young as yez
are, young mon, but I'm Just as stiddy,
and want to tell you wan thing. II
yez can show me the man or woman
that can throw wan of thin balls
quick enough to kill moth I'll not
only ate iviry wan of thin yez have
in stock, but I'll say nothing about
the picture the ould woman and meself
broke in the foine little game ycz
would have us play"
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
THE DOCTORS WIFE
Agrees with Him About Food.
him of,

A trained nurse says: "In the prac-
tice of my profession l have found SO
many points in favor of Grape-Nuts
food that | unhesitatingly recommend
it to all my patients.
at is delicate and pleasing to the
palate (an essential in food for the
sick) and can be adapted to all ages,
being softened with milk or cream
for babies or the aged when deficiency
of teeth renders masticauon impos-
sible. For fever patients or those on
liquid diet | find Grape-Nuts and al
bumen water very nourishing and re-
freshing. This recipe is my own idea
and is made as follows: Soak tea
spoonful of Grape-N Nuts in glass of
water for an hour, strain and serve
with the beaten white of an egg and
a spoonful of fruit juice or flavoring.
This affords a great deal of nourish-
ment that even the weakest stomach
can assimilate without any distress.
My husband is physician and he
uses Grape-Nuts himself and orders
1t many times for his patients.
personally l regard a dish of
Grape Nuts with fresh or stewed fruit
as the ideal breakfast for anyone
well or sick" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Creek. Mich.
! In any case of stomach trouble,
nervous prostration or brain fag, a
10 days trial of Grape-Nuts will work
wonders toward nourishing and re-
building, and in this way ending the
trouble There's reason" and trial
proves.
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book, "The Road to Wellville."
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
BEYOND OUR BORDERS.

An oficial estimate places the acre
age OF timber in British Columbia at
present at lS2. $50 600 acres.
The number of quart bottles OF
champagne in the French caves last
year was l0O,96S 1868.
The sugarcane estates of the West
Indies have been made vastly more
profitable by the introduction of steam
p!ows and other labor-saving devices.
A London dentist has made pro-
posal OF marriage in one of the most
novel ways which have yet come 10
light. He fell in love with an elderly
patient who ordered a set of false
teeth from him. When the teeth were
delivered the woman found a neat pro-
posal engraved on the plate which held
the teeth.
The British Zeitung am Mittag says
that a Russian some time ago gave n
ring worth $3.50 to a newspaper seller
in the FredriChstrasse for three copies
of the Zeitung am Mittag. The period
fixed By law during which the Russian
could have regained possession OF the
ring recently expired, and the police
have informed the newspaper seller
that the ring is his lawful property.
1t is estimated that from 100000 to
500, ,VG0 natives have died in Africa OF
sleeping sickness in the last ten years
The disease is, moreover, spreading
with alarming rapidly. yet nothing is
done to check 1t. The weight of opin-
ion is that no person once infected ever
recovers. Despite its name, sleep Is
not On important symptom, as 1t oc-
ours only towards the end of the dis
ease in small number of cases.
A curious case of museum robbery
is engaging attention at Weimar An
agent offered some time ago to the
Goethe Schiller museum series OF
Goethe manuscripts, which on exam
nation proved to have been stolen
from the museum itself. The agent eS-
planned that he had received them In
good faith from a well-known anti
quarian in Berlin. A search of the an
tiquarian's house brought TO light
many other documents belonging to
the Weimar museum.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
FOREIGN FINANCE.


Great Britain's public revenue in.
April, the first month of the fiscal
year, amounted to E41S,S95, and ex-I
pendtures, { f2l 0.3C1.
New capital issued in London from
January l to May 5, amounted toi
$2SS, S,7SS,9l5, as against $434 ZIG, 500 in
the same period in 1905.
Total operations OF the Bank Of.
Japan in the year 1905 amounted to-
S14,57S, ,OC0, an increase Of 1914 =
10G,420 compared with 1904.
The annual report of the Banque de,
Paris for 1905 shows that net profits
amounted to only 10,S0i.SS3 francs,
against 19.4l1,421 francs in 1904.
A loan OF 100, 900 francs will be
shortly put on the Paris market for
the French colonies in West Africa.
The greater part is intended for Sen
egal and the Upper Niger, to improve
the navigation on the two rivers.
Really an Awful Affair.
She-He married her for her money.
Wasn't that awful?
Heidi ne get it?
mo"
"It was."-Judge.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Avenged His Sister.

Denver.-Crazed as result of the
shame brought upon his family by Rob
ert Goodman, his brother-in-law, who
ruined his sister, Lizzie, and forced her
to lead a life of degradation. George
Cohen. q peddler, twenty-three years
of age. of 2O24 Lawrence street, fired
four shots into the body of Goodman
in a restaurant conducted by L. H.
Maine at 206l Market street. Good
man expired instantly. Cohen is a con
sumptive and can live only a short
time. Cohen claims that he did only
wha. he thought was right in murder
ing Goodman, and expresses no regret.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
President Going to Panama.

Washington.-Pres Roosevelt
will visit the Isthmus of Panama to
make Il personal investigation Of con
struction work on the Panama canal.
This announcement was made at The
White House Saturday by Secretary
Loeb 1t is expected that the Presi
dent will leave late in October or early
in November He will be absent about
three weeks The trip. it is believed,
will be made on one of the big cruis-
ers of the navy, but on which vessel
is vet undetermined None of the de-
tails have been worked out beyond The
bsrs decision to make the trip.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Pitied Pitcoe,

man who had started with
friend on a weeks automobile tour
stayed away two weeks. When finally
they got back to town. he went home.
and his wife received him coldly.
What he dreaded was a scolding and
an upbraiding. Il am so glad to be
back with you here. dear" he said;
but | pity Pitcoe. Poor old Pitcoe?"
What is the matter with Pitcoe?"
said the lady. sharply. "Ah, poor fel-
low" said her husband. "at this mo-
ment his wife is giving him the very
deuce!" And that willy speech ct
him of
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Veterans in San Francisco.

Sacramento.-As a result Of an in
uuirv by Governor Pardee il is ascer-
tanned that 800 Grand Army men lost
their homes in the San Francisco fire.
They have received about $4,000 from
Grand Army posts and these contribu-
tions have been sufficient TO relieve
their immediate needs. 1t will require
a much greater sum, however, to pre-
nnre for their future.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Give and Take,

Gracious. my dear" said the first
society belle. spitefully. % l do hope
YOUR not i'll. You look SO much old
er to-riEht"
I'm quite well. thank you. dear, re-
piled tho other And you-how won
derfully improved you are. You look
positively young. g."-Phi!adelphia Led
ger
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Mr.. II. j. uenncman, Oakland, Neb.,

Mr. II. J. lIenncman, Oakland, Neb.,
writes:
~ waited before writing to you about
my sickness, catarrh of the stomach,
which had over n year ago.
There We're people who told me it
would not stay cured. but | am suro,
that | am cured, for | do not feel any
more i'll effects, have a good appetite
and am getting fat
80 am, aud will say to all, am
cured for good.
Il thank you for your kindness.
"Peruna win be our house medicine
hereafter"
Catarrh of the stomach is also known
in common parlancc as dyspepsia. gas
tritis and indigestion. No medicine
will be of any permanent benefit except
it removes the catarrh.
A Great Ionic.
Mr. Austin NJ. Small. Astoria. Ore,
writes During the hot weather of
the past summer lost my appetite. L
tried Peruna, and found it pleasant 10
take, Il splendid appetizer and n great
tonic"
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
STATE nr OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO. So

Lucas CoUrY.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he IL senior
partner of the nrtn OF i. j. CHENEY u Co., doing
business in the City OF Toledo County and state
aforesaid, and that said nrm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE. ,,r.,-r,-
sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence,
THU 9Th day OF December, a. d, lss6 .,..,,-
\. W. GLEASON,
srlt NorAnr PUBLIC.
Hairs Cntsrrh Cure 4, taken internally and acu
directly the blood and mucous surfaces Oh the
system. Send for testimonials, free. u -
F. .J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, ,5c,
Take Hans Family Pills for constipation
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

That an article may be good as well
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale of
Defiance Starch, each package con-
tanning one-third more Starch than
can be had of any other brand for the
same money.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
ForEered-

Papa-My child, if | shall die renni-
less. are you well prepared TO fight the
battle of life?
Blanohe-I think so, father. I've
been through three engagements al
ready Washington Star.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Flattery and the Sex.

He-It was decided some time ago
that the mails could carry soft soap.
Sh"-Umph | didn't know the ca
pacity oi males for soft soap had ever
been uuestioned.-Balit American.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

A Square Deal-Si1teen ounces De-
fiance Starch for 1Oc.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
A Great Ionic.
Save the Babies.

INFANT MORTALITY something fh hardly realize
all the children born civilized twenty-five per cent or nearly
die before they reach year, yseven per cent
than onerd before they f and ohaf before they fifteen!
We do not hesitate that timely Caoa
O these precious lives Neither do we hesitate that of these
nan deaths occasone by the preparations
and soothing sold for dens complaints
morphine They considerable quantities. deadly posons quantity
they stup retard circulation and lead congesn Sickness DEATH Coria
operates exactly the but that bears the signature Of
Chas H. Fletcher Castor the blood circulate the
pores of the skin allays fever.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

If a woman has really good hus-
band. the neighbors always say he is
henDeCked.-N. Y. Mail.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

Mrs. wInslow's Soothing -yrup.
Tor children tecthIng softens the gums reduces in.
-mmation, allays pain cures wind colic. 25c bottle
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Went with the Suit,

NIugEsy - Where did yer git Ge
watch?
GafeT-Got it wild a suit o clo'es.
"Aw. go'n; de c!othin men amt
givin' away no watches like that wild
suits o clo'es.'
"WeII, dis was a secondhand silt
what belonged to a gent what was in
swimm!n n''-Philadelphia Press.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

For hexibility. smooth finish, stiff
ness and durability, Defiance Starch
has no equal-10c for 16 OF.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

Talent often regards with envy tn
well-tlled stomach of mediocrity.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

Some lies are not as white as they
are bleaChed.
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29

| Miss Mary O'Bricn, 3O6 Myrtle
| Ave, brooklyn, n. v, writes:
| "Peruna cured me in five weeks
| of cafarrh of The stomach, after
suffering for four years and doctor
| ing without effect. In common with
other grateful ones who have been
benefited by your discovery, | say,
| An hail 10 berUna."
The Springfield herald., 1906-06-29
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to ChaS. II. Fletcher.


your
hveus Casoi In
Castor is medicine
Tor children frequently
OF Kansas
ctary
and medicine
remarkable
OF During the
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