Middletown transcript., 1906-05-26
OUR wOMAN's COLUMN

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in baked beans and much more whole
some.
In future throughout Missouri tie girls
OF that state are to be known as Missouri
iennes. II That is great improvement ott
on pukesses.
Nile. Paulina of Holland is said to be
the smallest woman on earth. She is 20
inches in height, IS years of age, and
weighs less than nine pounds.
A bachelor physician declares the
microbes in kisses are fatal-at least they
often develop matrimonial germs.
Love that is selfish becomes an article
of exchange and each participant in the
transaction wants to have all the adyan-
tage.
Mrs. Nancy Klingensmith celebrated
the one hundreth anniversary of her
birth tie other day. She is in a poor
house at Warren, Ohio, and has smoked
pipe loT eISilty years.
Down at Seaford, DEL, the other day a
girl weighing 63 pounds was married to
man who clipped the beam at 307."
Perhaps they believe it is proper to
maintain reasonable average in human
affairs
Watch the small boy. Hear him ask
questions. He learns by asking ques-
tions. Ask questions and YOU will learn.
The other fellow may laugh. Let him
laugh. Laughing may make him fat.
1t won't hurt you.
If women makes fuss when her hus-
band pays other women attention, he ac-
cuses her of reing insanely jealous and,
if she doesn't pay any attention to his de-
votion to other women, he says she is in
different to him.
The happiest married people are those
who keep on flirting with each other, the
man feeling interested in giving his wife
a thousand small attentions, and the wife
dealing him bit of coquetry now and
then to keep life interesting.
A man tires more quickly of the
woman who hangs around him every mo-
mem, ,and lavishes upon him continual, at
tention than he does OF the one who keeps
better control of her affection and also
worries the gentleman little by making
him wonder just how fond she is of him.
Mrs. Julia Goldzier heads the group of
women in Bayonne, N. j., who are crcu-
lating petition asking the mayor TO ap-
point women to police force. Mrs. Gold
zier and her supporters believe tie women
police would have good moral seffect.
They would watch especially for heads of
families wh) are carousing and warn
them to return to their homes.
In bringing up a child, teach it to make
friends easily with other children and
with older people as well. Courtesy, like
love and languages, is most easily learned
by the youngest. Do not follow the course
pursued by one really devoted mother who
gives time, thought, and energy to the
business of pushing her little ones in its
studies, while the chid's social training
is badly neglected.
She was searching through shop for
that new device for womankind minus
corset cover buttoned down
the back-when new compound noun
came to her ears. 1t was "lady-wear."
1t appears this is the latest addition to the
fthe shops and under it sales
group all feminine habiliments
Of the lingerie order. "There is odoubt
about it," said the searcher for corset
cover that was to give transparent waist
an excuse for being "this word, perhaps
born in the workshop where skirts and
waists are made by the hundreds of thous-
ands, will stick"