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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22
GO TO SALTAIR ON
PIONEER DAY.

The place to go Pioneer day "a
Saltair. Why? 1t is the coolest. clean
est and easiest of access. 1t has the
best bathing and the finest dancing pa
viliOn in all the world. The trip costs
but 25c, and a 45-minute train sched-
ule, with increased rolling stock from
the big railroads, will be in force
throughout the day. Remember, IT is
always Utah's leading pleasure resort.
Bargains for all this week. Vincent
Mott Shoe Co., 10 Main ST.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22
A PeriIous Ascent.

bell attachment makes big hit. Six of
us on the firing line. tapping up the case
goods, sounds like the Swiss bell ringers,
sir
That was the trouble. / couldn't get
away from it. 1t was worse than an at
tack of conscience or something. Talk
about a knell. That was nothing to it.
Why, if I'd listened to that thing any
longer I'd been sitting on the floor tell
ing my name TO il before this time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22

night about his fathers death. Up until
late last night no message was received
from Heaslip.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22
s. o. Evans.

Undertaken and embalmer. removed /,
new Local ion. IS South State street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22
TWO TALES OF THE SAME TALE

Herald yesterday story
story
printed, and may
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22
Experience First Night.

1.-THE first night that / put the souseo-
meter into use, the invention worked SO
well and made such a hit with my
friends that l Tapped up about gallon
or so more than / would have done 9TH
erwise, just in order to observe the
booze register get in its fine work.
well, to make a long jag short.
wound up at a roadhouse with bar
tender whose load would careen a ship.
They put us to bed in room On the
second story.
Some time during the next morning
] woke up with the feeling that some
one had poured scCrching sand on my
tongue, and my hide was popping like
a gasoline engine. The booze dealer was
snoring peacefully at my side.
81 was in the midst of trying to mus
ter up sufficient strength to reach out
and push the button for a bracer, when
suddenly a monkey with a long chain
balls dashed through the open window in
to the room, galloped to the water pitcher
which was on the floor, took four hasty
gulps of that which keeps our navy
afloat, and then tore out of the window
onto the roof of the porch.
'Intuitively l grabbed for the souseo-
meter and found that it was running
backwards The paint on the door was
sliding up and down. The carpet had
taken on an Undulating movement and
the dresser was starding on its hind
legs.
zone of my terrified shrieks awoke the
bartender | tried to communicate to
him what l had seen by making noises
like menagerie. He put his feet on
my neck and turned in the riot call
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22
1t Was a Real Monkey.

''They drenched my insides with slim
ulants that were considerably stronger
than 100 proof. Things began TO resume
their normal condition and / was en-
abled to relate in a somewhat coherent
manner the circumstances surrounding
the simian's intrusion. OF course, / got
the monkey laugh. This made me sore.
as 1 was sure / had seen the animal.
and bet the drinks for the gang that l
could prove that / was right.
Looking out of the window i saw the
monkey sitting on the roof of the porch
a few feet away. i reached out sudden
ly, grabbed him by the neck and dragged
him into the room.
1.-THE boys acknowledged the cereal.
when YOU combine the souseometer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22

T. P. Keate, house decorator, Gil So.
End w. Tel. 1926 K.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-07-22
Statement of Condition
Salt Lake
Security & Trust
Co.
RESOURCES.

At close of business July 7, 1906
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
How to become wealthy.

In New Hampshire city there
dwells an octogenarian physician who,
in addition to his wide medical skill, is
known far and wide as dispenser of
blunt philosophy. The other day a
young man of his acquaintance called
at his Office. II have not come for pills
this time, DOCTOR" said the visitor,
but for advice. You have lived many
years in this world of toll and trouble
and have had much experience. am
young and l want you to tell me how to
get rich" The aged practitioner gazed
through his glasses at the young man
and in deliberate tone, said: Eyes,
can IT, you. You are young and can
accomplish your object if you will.
Your plan is this: First, be industri-
Gus and economical. Save as much as
possible and spend as little. Pile up tho
dollars and put them at interest. If you
follow out these instructions by the
time you reach my age you'll be as rich
as Croesus and as mean as h-l."-
Buffalo Commercial.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
The FilibuSterS of Venezuela.
Or the Trials of Spanish Girl.
BY SEWARD HOPKINS
by BonnerH Sons


huskily. ~ know they left New York
on that ship"
Salvarez.
He was soon to learn.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. 1t cures pain.
full, smarting, nervous feet and ingrowins
nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery
of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold by
all Druggists, 25c. Trial package FREE
Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09

for the better The kidney secretions
had been disordered and irregular,
and contained heavy sediment, but
in a weeks time the urine was clear
and natural again and the passages
regular. Gradually the aching and
soreness left my back and then the
lameness. / used six boxes to make
sure Of cure, and the trouble has
never returned"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a
box. Foster Miburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09

fiat in bed, suffering
fortunes with my
back. Every move
ment caused an agon-
izing pain, and the
persistency of it ex-
hausted me, so that
for a time I was
dazed and stupid. On
the advice of a friend
I began using Doan's
Kidney Pills, and
soon noticed a change
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
Sailor Poet. Wanted.

An English literary writer says that
"the time is fully ripe for the advent
of a sailor poet and the marine en-
gineer poet. Whether they write in
terms of rhyme or no I care not. A
virgin field awaits them, noble In
heritance, maturing for ages. They
can, If they come. utterly refute the
false and foolish prattle Of the arm
chair philosophers and prove trium-
phantly that so far from the romance
and poetry of the sea being dead, it
has hardly yet been given any ade-
Quate expression whatever"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
Counting the Cost of Trouble.

China's empress has commanded tho
viceroys to submit reports of the num-
bers and nationality of the mission
aries in their jurisdiction, and also to
send in descriptions of their churches
and other property. These reports
are to be used as basis in the calcu-
lations of indemnities in the event Of
further troubles like those at Lien
chow
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
Street of Skulls.

There Is street in Gwandu, Africa
which is veritable place Of skulls.
The town, oval in shape, has round It
a ring of poles, every one of which is
crowned with human skull. There
are six gates to the town, and each is
approached by a pavement of skulls,
of which something like 10000 were
used. This pavement is snowy white.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
oAzEp WITH PAIN.
The sufferings Of Citizen Of oiym-
pia, Wash.

L. S. Gorham, of SIG East 4th ST..
Olympia, Wash. says: six years ago
got wet and took cold, and was soon
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAX ALIVE BROMO Qulnine Tablets. Drug.
gists refund money II it fails to cure. E. W.
GROVES signature is on each box 25c.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
Away Behind

Away Behind.
Papa, what is a gentleman of the
old school,"
Zone who allows himself to be run
over by a horse, son."-Puck.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09
Some Painful Cases,

Some Painful Gases.
DO you think it is possible to love
two girls at the same time?'
Possible? Some fellows have a
hard time trying not to-"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09

Calloused hands are better than cal
loused hearts.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-03-09

Lawndale. Kan. town Of two
thousand inhabitants, boasts of a po-
lice department that has not made Q
single arrest in the last eight yeArA
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-03-22
Oakfield and Brayton

Mrs. Hugh Bowen and her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Charles Schartf, went down
to Des Moines, Tuesday afternoon,
and after getting her daughter settled
at Highland Park College, Mrs. Bow
en- will return but Mrs. Schartf will
remain and study music at that in
stitution Of learning.
Friends of the contracting parties
in Atlantic will be pleased to learn
, of the wedding of Nels Hansen and
| Cynthia Koob that occurred near
Brayton, yesterday; in the presence
of invited guests. Both young peo-
pie are we'll and favorably known in
Atlantic, and are peculiarly suited to
each other. They were the recipients
of a number of handsome and beauti-
full wedding presents, and the cere-
mony was solemn aud impressive
They will start to housekeeping at
once in q home prepared by the
groom Daily Telegraph of March
10, 1906.
A bad of seven young people went
up to Extra on Saturday night for !,
sleigh ride: all went we'll until they
had got rs far on the return trip a:
the Will T. Bintner home when the
vehicle struck a chunk of frozen earth
the tugs broke, the horses kicked W
their heels aud away they went
leaving the occupants of the sleigh
sitting there in the starlight, three
miles from home. There was but ont
thing to DO and that was to wall,
home, so out they piled and came
| plodding across The Wild Moor into
Brayton; and so ended the last eleigf
ride Of the season.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-03-22
T. j. McGovern and William
Thielen made business trip out to
Omaha, the first of the week.

T. j. McGovern and William
Thielen made business trip out to
Omaha, the first of the week.
Bison and Ide shipped two car
loads of stock from the stock yards
at Brayton, Tuesday evening.
Uncle Ralph Akers departed for
Sac county, Tuesday evening, where
he went to visit with relatives.
Earl Heath shook thedust of Bray
ton off his feet, one day this week,
and departed for parts unknown.
Charles Tucker aud his helpers
were busy Tuesday loading car with
walnut logs to be shipped to the
factory.
Professor and Mrs. Stiles are en-
ljoying visit from his mother who
arrived on Monday of this week for
short visit with them.
Mrs. j. G.. hristensep, of Atlantic,
passed part of this week at Brayton
visiting with her sister, Mrs. Hans
Hansen, and her family.
Chris Rattenborg and his wife are
putting in few days right now get
ting acquainted with that new boy
baby who was born at that happy
home on Sunday of this week.
Chris Christensen, the little black
smith, his rented the blacksmith
shop of Charles Christensen, up at
bridge in Brayton, and will now be
better able than ever to do your
smithing.
Miss Sophia Sorenson went up to
| Fiscus a week or so ago to visit with
relatives, intending to return in Il
couple or three days; got ssSnow
bound," and did not get back to her
music class until yesterday.
Mr.. Burkshire, the wood chopper,
who stayed at Hattie Beers this win
ter, WAS taken up to county poor
fran, last week on Thursday, where
he will remain couple of weeks
aud receive medical treatment.
Uncle |. p. Hallocll was over from
his Oaktield home, Tuesday afternoon,
and received a telescope grip full of
ripe and luscious oranges which his
wife had sent to the home-folks from
out at Los Angeles, California, where
she is passing the winter months
with her sister, Mrs. Jennie NJ.
| Andrews.
Rev. Christensen, who has been
pastor of the Danish Baptist church,
Just north west of Brayton, will
preach his farewell sermon, at the
church in Brayton, on next Sunday
evening, and then depart for point
thirty miles west Of Sioux City
where he will minister unto a con-
gregation of his people.
Fred Larsen, who works for Hen
ry Bell, over south east of Oaktield,
was helping load baled hay, one day
this week, when the man who was
helping, accidently struck Mr.. Lar
sen upon the right hand with a ebay
hook" making a hole clear through
his hand. Doctor Koob dressed the
wound and Mr.. Larsen will be OBJ
liged to cease from work for Il few
days.
The last night of the medicine
show in Bray ton, last week; Mrs.
Nels Thompson won the prize OF
twenty-six pieces of silverware, fol-
being the most popular lady in Bray
ton; the articles consisting of knives
and forks, tea and table spoons, but.
ter knife and sugar spoon. Miss
Gertie Pearson was given necklace
for being the most popular young
lady.
Miss Bernice Seibert, one of tn,
Extra milliners, will be at the stor'
J of Merchant j. F. Jensen in Braytoi
on Tuesday and Wednesday of eacl
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-03-22
Another Big Reduction in Rates
to California and North
western Points.

The railroads leading to the Pac-
fic coast will place in effect low
iolonist rates again this year.
cheese reduced rate tickets will be
on sale daily from February 18th
to April 7th inclusive.
This gives prospective travellers
longer period than usual in
which to take advantage of the re-
duced rates, but on account of the
increasing amount of travel to the
Pacific coast, the railroads decided
to extend the dates of sale. Not
only are rates in effect to California
and Pacific northwest as last year,
but Old Mexico is also added to the
territory covered by the reduction
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-03-22
The municipal Election

Notice is hereby given to the quail
fed electors of the Incorporated Town
: of Brayton, Audubon county, Iowa,
that there will be an election held in
the Postoffice building in said Incor-
porated Town Of Brayton, Iowa, on
Monday, March 26, 1906, for the pur-
pose of electing the following muni-
cipal officers:
Mayor,
Two Councilmen-Ful Term,
One Councilman-To Fill Vacancy,
Treasurer,
Assessor,
Clerk,
T. j. McGovERN,
IL. S. WATTLEs, Mayor.
City Clerk.
The city election in Brayton will
occur next Monday.
Marie Bendixen was at Clarnda a
few days this week visiting with Mr..
j. p. BendiXen.
Schools at the Academy in Oakfield,
at Brayton and surrounding country
will begin next Monday.
Dansk Dams Brayton, Iowa, Fri
dag den 30 March. Musk at Fred
Ker's, Orchestra.
CoMrrEEN.
Asel Burwell went up TO Audubon
on Tuesday morning and passed a few
hours calling on friends and attend
ing to business.
Lost from my farm, one black sow
about two hundred pounds. Label
in right ear, finder write or phone
John G.. Christensen Brayton No. L..
Asel Burwell, who resides just up
north of the lakewood Stock Farm !,
on the OAkfield side, has built an adj
dition to his residence, which is six
teen by twenty-four feet in size.
Mira. l.. j. Oldakerand her brother,
Frank Campbell, of Extra, passed
Tuesday afternoon calling upon their
relatives, the Frank Heath family, in
Brayton.
The young Danish people of BRAY
ton and surrounding country will in
dulge in pleasant dancing party at
that place on Friday evening, March
80, 1906; the Fred Kjer orchestra, of
Elk Horn, to furnish music.
Mrs. b. F. Simpson, who had been
passing week at the home of her
son, LATE Simpson, and wife in Au-
dubon, came down on the Tuesday
noon train end proceeded on the our
ney to her home, over in The Valley.
The Misses Edna and limo Bison
went down to Des Moines the first of
the week on shopping tour; and on
I. their way home the young ladies will
stop off at Valley junction to visit
with their aunt, Mrs. S. P. Kester, Il
sister OF Mr.. Charles Bison.
Mrs. Holm Kuhl departed today
for Brayton where she will visit with
Mrs Chris Thede S. p. Dougaard
of Brayton, was among the many out
of town visitors in the city yesterday
-. Mrs. j. b. Harris, of Lewis, was
in the city short time yesterday
while enroute to Brayton for visit
with relatives. -. Miss Helen Tor
renee of Brayton was in the city en-
route to Anita where she went to at
tend the wedding of Miss Cynthia
Koob to Nels Hansen that occurred
today-Last week Wednesday Tele-
graph.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-03-22

week, beginning on Tuesday, March
p, 1906. She will have a nice display
of all kinds of Tailored and Street
Hats which she will be pleased to
show to the ladies of Brayton and
vicinity, and invites them all to call
and see her.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-03-22
Andrew Juhl shipped car load of
hogs from his own yards to market,
the first part of the week.

Andrew Juhl shipped car load of
hogs from his own yards to market,
the first part of the week.
Merchant j. F. Jensen was in At
lantic, Tuesday, calling on friends
and attending to business.
Owen Ide went down to Des
Moines, Monday, for short business
trip and to call on friends.
There are happy hearts in the An
drew Juhl home. New boy baby
born to this good man and his wife,
on Monday Of this week.
Mrs. Nels Soren sen received word
this week that her cousin, Mrs. Nels
Gundersen, up near Fiscus, had died
and was buried one Of those snowy
days.
Miss Bernice Seibert, of Extra, was
in Brayton one day this week and
while here made arrangements with
Merchant J. f. Jensen to place
stock of Tailored and Street Hats in
his show window, which she will
offer for sale to the ladies of this vicin-
ity. 10 have just a love of a bonnet
| brought right to your door is an OPP
portunity that no lady should miss.
Nels Hansen and his newly made
bride came over from Anita, last week
Thursday and the next evening the
young people gave them reception
n,, Il If II
ing, next door to the c. l. Bison
drug store. These happy people re-
turned to Anita to remain until the
necessary repairs on their farm house
are made, when they will return and
make their abiding place OH the place
owned by the groom, about two and
one half miles north west OF Brayton.
] School directors in Oakiield town.
ship:
No NJ. l.. Beck
No , n. p. Clemensen
No 3 Hans P. Nelson
No A. p. Anderson
No ) Christian Hansen
No 6 William Orken
No John G. Nelson
No 8 Discontinued for spring term;
the two scholars to attend No. 5.
No ? Fred Lillianthall
| Teachers for the spring term in
Oaktield township:
No l Agnes Wolf
No , limo Bison
No 3 Rosa Petersen
No Clara Hansen
No s Bessie Ide
No 6 Daisy Heath
No Mildred Bartlett
No . Ella NIcNally
Oalltield township school board:
III. NJ. Bartlett, President.
Eli Hansen, Secretary.
Nels =. Ioegh, Treasurer.
AT the home of the BRIDES parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Koob. over near
Highland church, on Wednesday
March IA, 1906, occurred the mar
riage of Miss Cynthia Koob and Mr..
Niels l.. Hansen of Brayton. Only
relatives and intimate friends of the
bride and groom had the pleasure OF
witnessing the ceremony and partak
ing of the bounteous wedding dinner
which had been prepared. Miss Koob
is known by most of our rea lers and
is held by all in the highest esteem
she has grown to noble womanhood
among us and has made many friends
who wish her most happy and pros.
porous welded life. The groom is q
stranger to us but those who enjoy
his acquaintance speak of HIM in the
highest terms and say that Miss Gym.
thia has made no mistake in choosing
her partner for life. The Tribun,
Joins with their many friends in wish
ing tor them a most prosperous anG
happy voyage down the stream of lifi
Anita Tribune.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-09-23
Little Ladies, Make Your
Own Candies.

HERE ARE a FEW GOOD RECIPES.
Chocolate Almonds.-Blanch the al
monds by pouring boiling water over them,
letting them stand few moments-not
quite half a minute. Then turn the hot
water off and cover with very cold wa
ter, when the skin may be rubbed Off
between the thumbs and forehngers
Crate or shave some sweet chocolate into
Il bowl which is set into pan of boiling
water. When the chocolate Is melted
put a nut on the point of a darning
needle and dip Into 1t. Then lay on a
CREASED paper to dry. After all the nuts
have been dipped and are dry dip them
a second time. The chocolate may be
favored with vanilla II desired.
Gumdrops. one pound of gum
arabic In a pint and half of water;
strain and add one pound of white sugar.
Heat till the sugar is dissolved; then
flavor to taste and color all or part as
desired Flavor and coloring should be
added while the mixture is warm. When
about the consistency of honey oil a
shallow pan with cornstarch. smoothing
the surface Off nicely Then take n
rounded stick dhe size you want the
gumdrop) and make little indentations In
the starch. Fiji n thin-llpped pitcher
with the mixture and pour gently into
the starch molds till filled. when you