The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-20
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:. Eve nature walks. shoot folly as II flies 2
!: Nick Sweetala had a bee Mon
J: day morning moving his house.
Eve natures walks. SIT

We have all OF hornet move a small Doy qulle
rapidly few have the busy bee tackle house. How
ever, it might have been of those small houses
The incident encouraging the presence OF the
bee indicating the approach Of spring with It's vena
spngng from the dark mould. p S. See of April
-, ult
Pouney Bigelov may properly be described to use an
epthet of Doc Bxby thermal unit, thermal mean
ing hot'' and ssunit'' meaning one, " hot one
Pout may know something about the Emperor William but
his hour investigation Of the big government job at IAN
shows surprising signs of paress OF the information
bureau.
An electrician thru the skygh into the probate court
Thursday but just time prevent Judge Harvey
from probating his will and closing up the estate
Both the national government and the New York County
society been the trail Of the Force OF Life
company Do you what the Force does for you You
dont Your ignorance Of this great medicine cost
your life What win the Force do? Let it speak for ITSELF
Cure everything Return your money if you are not
satisfied Dr. Blanks great giving fluid discovered by
hair blood for diagnosis! All let
tiers treated as confidential and secre We combat any and
all maadies! Make hopeless invaids WELT Uncasp the
morseess fingers Of death!''
The government analysed the Fluid and found that mate
rial for paid Sc 35c It made Of
ordinary drugs we'll known the pharmacist The offer to
turn the money of dissatisfied customers tested and
found untrue regular system of for obtain
ing testimonials uncovered; the secrecy promised
letters found to be recording of them for flu
reference after which sold to other
companies in search Of subscription . list
The list of officials of the company found to contain
presidents Of national banks and trust companies exe
tenant governor Of Connecticut the president of suburban
street railway company directors cooperative banks and
not much to be wondered at perhaps former New York
state superintendent of insurance
The government to bring the Force to trial shortly and
many prominent people will be in trouble The days Of the
ghous who live other peoples sicknesses ignorance
seem to be getting troubled
The Square Deal isn't bad ISSUE One Of it's beau
ties is its comprehensveness.
At time in his life Ben Franklin vegetarian.
He tells how he tempted and fell.
Being becalmed off Block Island, people set about
catching cod and hauled great many Hitherto had
stuck to my resolution Of not eating animal food But
had formerly been great lover Of fish, and when this
hot out Of the frying pam it smelt admirably WELL bal
anced time between principle and inclination, till
ecolleced that when the fish opened, smaller
fish taken out Of their stoachs then thought you
another don see why mayn eat YOU. So dined
apon cod very heartily and continued to with other peo
Pe returning only and then occasionally vegetable
iiet. So convenient thing to be reasonable creature
it enables find, make, for everything
has mind to do.''
This shows that the first great American was not only
philosopher but humorist
Professor White normal school teacher in Pennsylvania
Walowed his false teeth The X-ray caught pictures
hem his machine for several days but has lost tract
them As the professor suffers particular discomfort
except from the fear that he may bite without
ng it, he refuses to be cut open chance He teachn
tight along usual but the students knowing his predca
nent difficult to keep in order "A. j. R.