The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-06-20
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Birdie Murray Weight 26o, Trpped on the Front
Stairs and Aighted on Her Man-That's All.

SAGE has said that any girl with dimple who
II knows how to work it can make dlgnlted man
{ act like a monkey James Condren of Summit,
n j. can testify that Miss Murray's dlmple was
worked little too rapidly in his case lie went to
call on Miss Murray about three weeks ago ana was
admitted to the front hall. AS he was on terms OF
intimacy with the family he sat down on the front
stairs to wait for Miss Murray appear from above
Birdie Murray is 1.-THE, lightsome fairy who tips
the scales when you can get them which is not
often at $50 pounds So that you may readily see that
.ber dimple is decidedly to the good
Birdie heard James down below and as she was IN
O. playful mood she tripped the upper stairs amt
came down, dmpe and all, in one hunk only touching
a high stair here and there with her person. landing
fairly on top of the astonished Condren and nearly
driving him thru the front entry floor.
1t proved to be joke. Birdie screamed twice.
but hurt, beyond incidental bruises but Con-
dren was unconscious He taken to his home and
until Friday in the care OF physicians IN sum
nit Then it was found that his neck was broken and
effort to his life he was taken 10 ALI oouls
hospital in Morrstown.
After YOU have a man comfortably landed and sit
ting on the front stairs it may be said to be fanA
pas at least for Aeshy GIRL to flying down am
aliph on him. 1t destroys the dignity of your queen
advent on the and it is likely to destroy your
chances with any who objects to acting as nuner
to g. 26Opound girl who downstairs in this IN
queenly fashion, ~-- -.
Mr. Corey, the Pittsburg millionaire who is said to
be worth OOO and whose attentions to beaute
GUS chorus girl recently agtated business circles
is in luck. Mrs. Corey went to Nevada and sued him
FOR divorce This action taken in Nevada and taken
in connection with Coreys undoubted possession OF
100000 ooo beyond all question to enttle him to
the senatorship from Nevada.
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Little Margaret, aged g. is much interested in the
ways of the five family hens. One day last week they
all got together and laid each egg in Ragfoots nest
Margaret she gathered the eggs in her little apron
remarked to her mother:
cold Ragfoot probably said to the other biddies,
sOome over to my house and bring your work."
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Blanche Chopelle' writes the ''Household Hints -
department of South Dakota paper for receipt ito
make your hair curl.'' Vermillion drug store is
said to sell whisky that is guaranteed to do it.
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Rumor has it that J: Ogden Armour has retired
from the wheat speculation business. This is Of
the grandest businesses earth for the who has
100000 900 in the bank to check against. All YOU
have do to get the small spectators everywhere
to ''invest' by lying about the conditions OF abou
what you going to do. Then you take their money
After the squea has subsidized bit, you tina
sentiment is manipulated again and the small
boys all hurry to get in sto recoup their losses
Then you take their money again
Business would certainly suffer it not for thi
great safety valve.
If J. Ogden Armour is really out for good fea
for the market. "A. ). K.