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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12
Between Trains

At an evening gathering in South
Bend the other night a young woman
sprang new one when playing char
AIDES. The usual worked out problems
had been easily solved when this girl
brought on two little fox terriers.
Procuring a long sausage. she put
one end in one dogs mouth and then
made the other dog chew on the other
end. While they were eating she said:
That represents a telephone number"
Various guesses were hazarded, but
the problem was at last given up; and
the young woman explained: Two
eight-one"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12

There Is more catarTh IN this section OF the
country than all other diseases put together and
unit the last few years was supposed to Re IN
durable. For great many years doctors pro-
nourced ii 8 local disease and prescribed local
remedies. and By constantly falling to cure with
local treatment. pronounced it incurable. Sci
ence has proven catarrh to be constitutions al
disease and therefore requires constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
By F. J. Cheney 4 Co. Toledo. Ohio, is the only
constitutional cure on the market Il Is taken
internally in doses from ten drops 70 teaspoon
ful. Tt acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system- They offer one hundred
dollars for any It fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY Co. Toledo. OAia.
Sold by Druggists. SC.
Taxa Halls FAally Pills M constipation
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12

There is so much pleasure in publish
ing a newspaper that some editors are
refusing money as reward for their
services. 1t takes wind to run a news
paper. It takes gall to run a news
per. It takes scintilating. acrobatic
imagination and a dozen white shirts
and railroad passes to run a newspaper
Office. But money-heavens to Betsy
and six hands round, who ever needer
money to run a newspaper office? Kind
words are the medium of exchange that
do business for the editor-kind words
and social tickets Don't worry about
the editor. He has charter from the
state to act as doormat for the commu-
nifty. He'll get the paper out some
how and stand up for you when you
run for Office and lie about your pigeon
footed daughters wedding and blow
about your big footed boys when they
get a 81 a week job and weep over
your shriveled soul when it is released
from your grasping body and smile a.
your wifes second marriage.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12
HOSPITAL TALK.

sick little girl who had spent many
weeks in a hospital and unconsciously
picked up many phrases commonly
used by the nurses and doctors. was
telling her doctor about the death of
her brother, which had occurred just
before her own illness befell her.
1T was all along of eatin' too much
ice cream and ginger nuts" she mar
rated, with JUNCTION to the doctor. Then
she smiled beautifully. 1T was a beau
tiful death. doctorf' she wound up
piously-The Advertiser.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12

At the opening of congress new
currency bill will be introduced by the
republicans, to be known as the Shaw
bill 1t will advocate more elastic
monetary system, and it is said the
noses have been counted, and it will be
passed and put into force Immediately.
This will give the necessary relief to
the money situation and stop this non
sensical rate of interest every other
month.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12

via Chicago, Milwaukee 6 st. Paul
Railway.
Harvester secon-class tickets, from
Chicago to all points on Chicago, Mil
waukee & st. Paul Ry. in North Dakota
and South Dakota Rates $1450 for
each person., when five or more persons
travel on one ticket Tickets on sale
daily until August 1. Low rates re-
turning November 80.
z. @. HAYDEN,
Travelling Passenger Agent
426 Superior Ave. n. w. Cleveland. o.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12
TosrsIY's GOOD DEEDS.

Governor Folk of Missouri was talk
ing about reform.
we all believe in it." he said. but
we want to see it brought about at
other folks expense. We are like, too
like, a certain Kansas City boy.
This boys mother said to him. on
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12

All of the floor traders on the ex-
change are short of stocks, and the
shrewdest and best-posted traders are
buying stocks. j. P. Morgan & Co. are
the best buyers of Steel common.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12

Kuhn, Loeb & Co. have been buying
Southern Pacific since last Wednesday,
and took every share offered today,
and were bidders for more.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12
HEARD ON THE BOURsE.

New York, Nov. 12.-If spectator
was ever justified in trading at all in
the stock market, now is the opportune
time to buy stocks, and buy them on a
scaledown.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12

Northern Pacific is being bought by
insiders on the rumor that a cash divi-
dend of twenty-five per cent. will be de-
clared this month.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12
Are you interested in that and
willing to do a little saving.
WE PAY you INTEREST ON
YOUR SAVINGS.
TIE CITIZENS GERMAN NATIONAL
BANK OF HAMMOND, IND.

Wen help you Give US your
account in your savings line
and we will pay you So in
terest compounded every six
months. One dollar and up
wards will start you on the
Road TO Success. try IL enc year.
The only National Savings
Bank in Hammond. This Is q
Home Bank. owned by Ham
mond citizens. sixty-three In
number and therefore Is not q
ons-man's bank.
o.
ChRs. @. Saith, Pres I'D
WIN. ID. Weis, vfee-PReas ~
George NJ. Elder, Cashier.
Z. g EReFtze, ASST CashieR.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-11-12
Money to Loan

In any amount on short notice, g
real estate or personal property, ~
ssinson Bros. Attorneys at Law.
Stenographer and notary in Office. All
inquiries strictly confidential. Suits
lO5, First National Bank Building.
Hammond Ind.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
Trinity Rectory, Newtown, Conn,

Trinity Rectory, Newtown, Conn,
 March 20, 1906.
 To the Editor of THE VIEWPOINT BEE: feel myself strongly moved to thank, through the columns of your paper, the officers of the local Grange for the Farmers Institute held in the Town hall to-day.
 I do not know when I have been more cheered aud encouraged for the future of our country towns than when listening to the addresses which I heard in the afternoon. It is very busy season with me and l could not attend the exercises of, the forenoon nor remain to the close in the after noon; but the two addresses which heard were enough to give me good heart for the future of our community.
 There was good number present and am glad that Prof Jewell and MT Mccarthy had the wisdom and public spirit to close their schools and bring the children with them. More was done for the young people by that meeting than by many weeks Of school ing. I only regret that the hall was not crowded with our farmers and their wives.
 Our farmers need the encourage ment which such men as spoke to us can give. They are living examples of men who from choice have followed that calling and have succeeded in it. For 50 years now there has been a movement towards cities and city life. [ do not belittle the good that has come from it. But there is coming reaction from all this. The life which is near to nature and which must be the most wholesome because the most natural is beginning to reasSert itself.
 Our young men and young women have had much to induce them to leave the farm and get into the cities, where they could get more money, could see more of the world and could have a prospect of larger advance ment. What is needed is to have the Idea grow that they can, with the same amount of brains and energy, make just as much money, can have good future, can be just as useful, and nave more real genuine happiness in the country.
 To make a farming commun nity the best place on earth to live it is needed that young people should have some scope for their mbition, a good hope of success, and all the intelligence which men can have anywhere; that is they must have religious, social and intellectual advantages. They must have churches, good schools and libra rieS, and some rational social life These the community ought to furn- ish; and if to these be added the abil- tty to make a competence, the chOic- est of our young people will stay in the country.
 JAMES Fl. GEORGE.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
CAUGHT COLD WHILE HUNTING A
 BURGLAR

MT Wm. Thos. Lanorgan, provincial Constable at Chapleau, Ontario, says:
 "I caught severe cold while hunting burglar in the forest swamp, last fail. Hearing of Cham berlain's Cough Rem edy, tried it, and after using two small bottles, was completely cured. " This remedy is intended especially for coughs and colds. It will loosen and relieve severe cold in less time than vorite wherever it's superior excellence has become known. For sale by R
 Fl. Beers & Co.,, Newtown; Taylor, Curtis & Co.,, Sandy Hook; w. N. Hurd, Long Hill; A. B. Blakeman, Botsford; s. J. Parks, Trumbull.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

You never in]ure tree by blowing and breaking few roots. The Rox- bury russet is tree that can be grown profitably in Connecticut. You can plant russets more closely together than other trees. Tbe orchard is not the most economical place to use the stable manure. When the young or chard is growing it will stand feeding.
 At the close a vote of thanks was given the ladies of the Grange for the fine dinner, and to the speakers for the excellent addresses. Principal Jewell and the pupils of the High school were present at the afternoon session. Fully 200 people were present.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
GEORGE RUFFLES,

GEORGE RUFFLES,
 Practical Painter Painting is practical work Skill wins. It's the same with paint mak. ing
 You know 4 gallons l.. & M. mixed with 3 gallons Linseed Oil makes enough paint for moderate sized honse-the best paint money can buy because the L. & M Zinc hardens the L. X M. White Lead and makes the l.. & M. Paint wear like iron.
 Buy L. & M. and don't pay s1.5O a gallon for Linseed Oil, as you do in ready-for-use paint, but buy oil fresh from the barrel at 60 cents, and mix with the L. & M.
 Actual costL. & M about S1. 20 per gallon.
 Sold by Cogswell & Wetterau, Wash ington Depot, Conn; Taylor, Curtis & New Milford, Conn.,; Smiths Sons West Cornwall, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
SOUTHPORT.
NEWS TEReELY TOLD.

NEWS TEReELY TOLD.
 William Hawes and family are oc- cupying rooms in the house with AnbzO Downs.
 Harold Davis, Miss Ella Davis and and Mrs Charles Meyers were among those who spent Sunday with relatives in Waterbury.
 J. B. King went to Hartford, last week, and purchased another horse for the Diamond Match Co. ed Hartford friends.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
BI-CENTENNIAL BOOK
A LETTER FROM STATE LIBRARIAN
 GODDARD.

LETTER FROM STATE LIBRARIAN
 GODDARD. George S. Goddard, g Librarian.
 Connecticut State Library
 Hartford, March 12, 1906. Rev J. H. George,
 Newtown, Conn.
 Dear Sir: Please accept our best thanks for the copy of Newtown's Bi- Centennial, l7O5-l905, just received through your favor. I congratulate your committee upon the appearance and contt nts of this volum, ,;wl ich is a credit to their efforts and to Newtown AS l am endeavoripg to maintain a series of these historical publications relating to Connecticut, may I not ask you to send a copy for my own library, sending bill with the same, and oblige
 Yours very truly,
 George s. Goddard,
 State Librarian.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
ECZEMA, TETTER, SALT RnEUM, ITCH, RING WORM. HERPES,
 BARRIERS ITCH.

All of these diseases are attended by intense itching, which is almost in- stantly relieved by applying Chamber lain's Salve and by it's continued use permanent cure may be effected. It has, in fact, cured many cases that had resisted all other treatment. Price 25c per box. For sale by R. H. Beers & Co.,, Newtown; Taylor, Curtis & Co.,, Sandy Hook; w. N. Hurd, Long Hill; A. B. Blakeman, Botsford; s. J.. Parks, Trumbull.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
FAIRFIELD COUNTY.
SOUTH KENT.
WHAT'S GOING ON.

WHAT'S GOING ON.
 MT Thorpe, who has been working for John R. Judd for the past few years, has moved into W. O Page's tenement house and intends to work for MT Page the coming year.
 John w. Chase is still in North Kent, putting up new buildings and repairing old ones for Daniel Hall and his son.
 Franklin Rowland of Waterbury is visiting his cousins, Mrs Charles T. Chase and Rev M. B. Rowland, of this place.
 The recent snow storms remind us that winter is still with us.
 David Smith hurt his knee quite badly. one day last week, and is still quite lame.
 Miss Winifred Wedge of New Pres
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
A CARD.

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to refund the money on 50 cent bottle of Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your cough or cold. We also guarantee a 25-cent bottle to prove satisfactory or money refunded.
 R. H. BEERS & Co.,, Newtown,
 BETTs & BETTs. Sandy Hook.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
WHOLESALE MARKET.
WHOLESALE QUOTATIONS FURNISHED BY fSU(
 S DARLING. BRIDGEPORT.

0s
 Apples: Greening, $2.5Oa.4.5O; Bald win, 2.5Oa5.0O; RuSset, 2.OOa4 %; Ben Davis, 5Oa5 % :; Potatoes, 65a7O; on- ions, Red, ,5Oa70 per. bu.; white, 5Oa1. 50: yellow, 5Oa75. Parsnips, 5Oa75 per bu. Carrots, 35a6O per bu. Beets. 5Oa75. Turnips: Yellow, 45a60; White Egg, 35a40. Cabbage, new. 3 50 cr1; Celery, per dozen punches, s2 65: Butter: Creamery, first grade, 3la32; second grade, 25a27; common, l4a16: Dairy Dairy, first first grade Sssso ,uoh Cheese, full lsal9 doz. Live chickens, 14a17 lb.: fowls, l4a16; Dressed chickens, l5a1S; fowl, l4al7; turkeys 2Oa22 Calves, hog dressed, 10a12; pigs, 7d8: hogs, 4a6.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
1lHE above picture of the man and fish is the trade mark OfScOtt' S Emulsion,

- and is the synonym for strength and purity. It is sold in almost all the civilized coun- tries of the globe.
 If the cod fish became extinct it would be a worldwide calam- ity, because the oil that comes from it's liver surpasses all other fats ill nourishing and life-giving properties. Thirty years ago the proprietors of Scott's Emul- sion found a way of preparing cod liver oil so that everyone can take it and get the full value of the oil without the objectionable taste. Scott's Emulsion is the best thing in the world for weak, backward children, thin, delicate people, and all conditions of wasting and lost strength.
 Send for free sample.
 SCOTT < BOVINE, CHEMISTS 4oe-41E PEARL STREET, NEW YORK soc. and $1.00. All druggists
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

H. M. Smith of THE BEE was in Naugatuck, this week Tuesday,, and erj 'yed a Call at the pleasant home of M and Mrs Albert Reiser, who kindly him at dinner. MT and Mrs ReiSer were former residents of Newtown and still have keen inter- est in the grand old town.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
R. H. Beers & Go.
 Monday, Wednesday Saturday Evenings.

ton is visiting at Ralph Howland'R
 Mrs Edna Benson, who has been at Walter Jennings for few weeks, has returned to her home in East Ke0t.
 Ralph Rowland and David Smith went to Dover on business, one day last week.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
HOW'S THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Uatarrh Cure
 F. J. OHENEY & O., Toledo o. We. the undersigned have known F. J Chem ey for h. last 15 years, and believe him per- fectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to Carry out any obiiga- SiOnS made bv his firm.
 WALDING. kINNAN & MARVIN,
 Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o. Halls Catart h lure is taken internally. act Ing directly uD"n the blood and mucous sur- fac 5 of he system Testimonials sent free Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hal''s Family Pills for constipation.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
AT BETTS'.

Betts' headache cure, 1Oc; Blue Jay corn plasters, 10c; Mennen's Talcum powder, 25c; Doan's Kidney Pills, soc box.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

Arthur Moore of Bridgeport spent Sunday here, the guest of his parents, MI and Mrs A c. Moore.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

Dr Hess Stock Food, Poultry Pana- cea and Instant Louse Killer, all guaranteed to do their respective work or your money back at $. E. Sanford & Co.'S.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

Oyster shells for poultry at s. E.. Sanford X Go. s.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

Mrs James Egan of Waterbury is visiting her mother, Mrs John Keat- ing, on Gas street.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

Miss Christine Daly of New Haven was entertained at the home of MT and Mrs T. J. COrbett, over Sunday.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

MT and Mrs L. H. Elsenboss of Brook kfeld were guests, Sunday, of MT and Mrs George R. Wilson in Taunton,
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

Rev B. l.. Whitcome will preach, next Sunday evening, at the chapel at Hawley vile.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

P. H. Ford has rented the black smith shop at Hawleyville, formerly conducted by William Bald win, and is there on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

John H. Keane of New Haven passed Sunday at his home on Gas street.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

The Famous Le Roy Flows arc the best selling Flows because they are the BEST Flows that can be built. Made by a strong company mot in a trust" Tested for years in all conditions They DRAW EASY" They hold easy" All wearing parts aye OH ILLED iron and wear longer than most makes. Made by Le Roy Plow Co., Re Roy. N. Y. Sold by
 w. B. GLOVER, NewtoWn.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

J. H. Hale of Glastonbury, Connecti- cuts largest peach raiser, DELIGHTED HIS AUDIENCE BY HIS
 READY WIT AND HIS PRACTICAL, IN-
 TEREsTIN9 ADDRESS He said among other things: The last
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
PRAISES THE FARrlERS' INSTI-
 TUTE.

AN APPRECIAT1vE WORD FROM REV J.
 H. GEORGE.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
SEND CENTS

SEND 10 CENTS for this style collar and in eyelet brodery will elegant Strawberry Centerpece 9-inch Baenbug Dolly Book Mark. Anchor f shirt waist boys 36l2 Catalogue of
 signs and materials. Satisfaction assured or-MONEY
 BECK
 c. M STAMPING CO.,, Box Dept. B] Bridgeport Conn. fl tru
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

Schenectady. March g 9-Papers have been filed here in an action for SlOO, 900 damages for malicious libel, brought by the W. T. Hanson Com- pany, manufacturers of Dr Williams Pink Pills, against Golfers Weekly, for alleged false statements regarding the company and it's preparation. The by Golfers on the patent medicine business and is similar m many re- spects to that of Dr Pierce, of Buffalo, against the Ladies' Home Journal. in which the doctor was awarded heavy damages.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23

The grand spring millinery opening occurs on Saturday, Monday and Tues: day, March "A, 26 and 27, at the store of Mclean Bros., 211 Main street, Dan- bury. Consider this announcement as a personal invitation to come on one or all of.the opening days-you are sure to be interested, so many style innova. tions have been made this season, and the best are to be seen here. Very pretty Easter neckwear, Easter gloves and Easter exhibition of ladies' tailor wear and waists are also to be seen. Remember the dates.
The Newtown bee., 1906-03-23
BECAUSE THESE FEEDS CONTAIN PRO.
 TENS.

l never would buy a pound of corn meal for the dairy COW to make milk economically. The higher the cost of the feed the less the profit to the mill CT or feed dealer. The dealer will sell the feeds on which he can make the largest profit. The A TX gluten is an excellent thing to feed. It can also be bnught under the name of Continental gluten. COttOnseed meal is the cheap est thing for protein there is. A bal anced ration iS simply square meal for the COW. The COW requires so much food to do her best. The nearer you can approach to balanced ration the more fun you can have and the more money you will make. Upon the mar ket to-day there are lots of feeds that are being pushed which are unprotita- ble for the farmer. The best thing to do is to buy strait grains and do your own mixing. A ration suggested by MT Manchester for those who didn't feed onAilauo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-05-03

stripes, like a BARRIERS pole, and yet
we must admit that few human artists
could paint a million zebras and get
the stripes on as perfect as nature
does with her eyes shut. The mule
and the zebra are distant relatives,
cause lots of mules lave a few stripes
on their legs, but the zebra is the
eldest son who is aristocratic and IN
herits the stuff, while the mule is the
Younger son who never gets a look
in for the money, but has to work
for a living. So it is no wonder to me
that the mule kicks. The zebra is the
dude of the family, and the mule looks
uu to him, when he ought to kick his
Stats in, and rub out his stripes with
a mule shoe eraser.
While pa was in the hospital at Kan
sas City he formed a plap to paralyze
the town by driving six zebras to a
tally-ho coach, in the parade, and the
reporters interviewed pa, and the pa
pers were full of it, and the people were
wild with excitement, and everybody
wanted to see a six-in-hand zebra team
driven by Alkali Ike, one of the
greatest western stage drivers that wa!
ever held up by road agents. Pf
was to be Alkali Ike. The show strucl
Kansas City Sunday morning, and thu
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-05-03
AWFUL SUFFERING
From Dreadful Pains from Wound on
Foot-System All Run Down
Miraculous Cure by Cuticura.

"Woris cannot speak highly enough for
the CGticura Remedies. l am now sew.
enty-two years Of age. My system had
been all run down. My blood was so bad
that blood poisoning lad set in. l had
several doctors attending me, so finally |
went TO the hospital, where l was laid
up for two months. My foot and ankle
were almost beyond recognition. Dark
blood flowed cut Of wounds in many
places, and | was so disheartened that |
thought surely my last chance was slowly
leaving me. As the foot did not i'm.
prove, you can readily imagine how ]
felt. l was simply disguised and tired
of life. l stood this pain, which was
dreadful, for six months, and during this
time L was not able to wear a shoe and
not able to work. Some one spoke to me
about Cuticura. The consequences were
/ bought a set of the Cuticura Remedies
of one Of my friends who was a druggist,
and the praise that l gave after the sec
ond application is beyond description; it
seemed a miracle, for the Cuticura Rene.
dies took effect Immediately. | washed
the foot with the Cuticura Soap before ap-
plying the Ointment and l took the Re-
solvent at the same time. After two
weeks treatment my foot was healed com
pleteIy. People who had seen my foot
during my illness and who have seen it
since the cure, can hardly believe their
own eyes. Robert Schoenhauer, New
burgh, N. Y, Aug. 81, 1905"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-05-03

porter, and scratched his face with
her whiskers, while the Circassian
girl got her white wig caught in the
branch of a tree and lost it, and she
was as bald as an ostrich egg. Pa
took out the whip and larruped the
zebras, to put some new stripes on
them.
When we passed the camels they
thought they were in the race, and
they buckled in to keep up, and the
chariot horses got the best OF the driy'
ers and they Joined in. My mule kept
I'D all right, and we went down the
hill on to the level ground that runs
to the Missouri river. When we go
to the river the zebras turned shor
and tipped the tally-ho over into thu
water, and the whole bunch on thu
coach was ionndering in the muddy
water; but there happened to be I
sandbar under the water, so nobody
was drowned, though we had to bal
ont the fat woman, she swallowed 81
much of the muddy river. The gian
was senseless and two reporters go
astride OF him, thinking it was a rail
ona drifted ashore, while pa laid OF
his back and foated like a duck, ant
when we got him out we found h
had a life-preserver under his coat