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The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

been for Doan's Kid
ney Pills | would not
be alive today. Seven
years ago | was so bad
with pain in the back,
and so weak HI | had
to keep to my room,
and was in bed some
times six weeks at d
spell. Beginning with
Doan's Kidney Pills.
the kidney weakness
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04
FREE ADVICE TO WOMEN.

Remember, every woman Is cordially
invited to write to Mrs. Pinllhan if
there is anything about her symptoms
she does not understand. Mrs. Pink
ham is the daughter-in-law Of Lydia T..
Pinkham, her assistant before her de-
cease, and for twenty-five years since
her advice has been freely and cheer
fully given to every ailing woman who
asks for it.. Her advice and medicine
have restored to health innrmerable
women. Address, Lynn, Mass,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04
That
Constant
Misery
Determination.

Your daughters have had every sdvSn
tage," said the old friend.
YES" answered Mr.. Cumrox, "and I'm
going tt keep at II until they get SO cul.
tured and refined that they can keep from
laughing at my mistakes. Washington
Star,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

when a uYn aits mo money dan he
needs for v~ictuals, house rent an clothes, "
said t'ncle Eben, he's either got 10 be
mighty sensible or mighty hght-minied
to fully enjoy the balance. "-Washington
Star.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

do you believe that one mind can alb
sorb the sum total of human intelligence"
We'll, | dunno. I've got a boy who
Is a senior in college, You know, '-Cleve
land PLAIN Dealer.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04
a Harmless Laxative.

II You must take a laxative, take a harm.
less one, Lax Eos does not grippe, therefore,
does not i~Tritate. Irritation Is what does
the harm. Price 30 cents.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04
MM&uuN

There are some
things for which we
are not responsible
we are not responsible
for Our temperament,
whether it be nervous
or p~legmatic, bilious
or s~anguine. Our ia
theirs and mothers, our
gran d h c RS and
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

We hear much OF Plain Duty, 1t may
be because she IL plain that so few peo-
pie have anything to do with her ,-Judge
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

There are times, to be sure. when we
doubt our own vision, but these are
never concurrent with those OCCASIONS
when we contemplate the proper policy for
u friends to pur le.--Puck.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

Poverty-By comon consent an admir-.
able training for mental and moral perfec.
~tion--in others.-Century.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

Garfield Tea is Natures remedy for liver
and kidney diseases.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

Life would be stale, fat, and unprVft
able without It's illusions.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

Garfield Tea r~urilies the blood. Gar
field Tea cures sick headaches.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
hot. aching feet. At al Druggists 23G: AZ
cept no substitute. Trial package fKEE'
Address A. S. Olmsted lie Roy, N. y.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1906-05-04

None of us are 50 thoroughly up in the
way Of TIE world as those who have be&n
done up.-Puck.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-08

"I never robbed your Indignantly
exclaimed Mrs. Bowser.
Perhaps it was the cat. | counted
my money as soon as l came to and
found a two dollar bill missing. l am
not going to the attic for athletic exer-
else. however. l am walking to and
from the office these mornings, and
that is enough
Then why not sit here and talk"
Mr.. Bowser walked up and down for
five minutes before he replied 1t was
evident that he wanted to trust her.
hut he was also afraid of her. Finally
he said:
Professor Zangwilly was In the Office
this afternoon. ana after we had talk
ed for awhile he wanted to know why
! didn't go in and cultivate my voice
for public speaking and reading. He
said / had no voice for song. but that
as a reader. lecturer or speaker
would make great success | have
often been asked to read and speak in
public. you know"
And you are going up to the attic
to cultivate it?'
Gave IS For Pointers.
81 am. For So he gave me certain
instructions to follow, and am going
to follow them. The first thing. as we
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, get an hours sleep tonight"
''Cosmo. Cosmo. Cosmo! Dick! Dick
Dick! Dan. Dan! DAM came the voice
Of Mr.. Bowser just as the bell rang
and Mrs. Bowser answered it to find
policeman on the steps.
Policeman Calls.
How long has he been acting this
way?" whispered the officer as he
lodged into the hall
do you mean Mr. Bowser?"
eyes. or whoever that is roaring out
like mad bull Has the doctor seen
him and ordered him to the asylum
YETI"
Away! Away! Away! Heave no!
Heave ho. Heave hor shouted the voice
cultivator in the attic.
1T is Mr.. Bowser. sir" said Mrs.
Bowser with all the dignity she could
call up. land he is not crazy
Then, mum. could | ask without
hurtin' your feelin's how long he's been
on the SPREE"
He is perfectly sober sir
Then he must have rats after him.
You can see what crowd has gath
cred, and that noise must stop or I
shall lose my job. The word came to
the station house that five people were
being murdered by lunatic."
VERY well; you can go up"
The officer found his way to the attic.
Mr.. Bowser was waving his arms and
bending his body and enunciating. but
after the officer had seized him and
given him two shakes he dropped voice
culture and there WAS a contest of Ian
guage lasting five minutes. At the end
of that time the officer came down
stairs and smiled at Mrs. BowSer as
he opened the door to pass out and as
sure the people that there was no cause
for alarm The whooping had stopped
for good and they could go home and
assure their families that no deed Of
blood would occur The crowd had
melted away when Mr.. Bowser de-
scended. He walked straight up to
Mrs. Bowsls and lowered over her for
long minute before he could speak.
Then his enunciation was perfect as
he said:
Woman. this is your seventeenth at
tempt to assassinate me in the last
five years"
BOwser Resents Interference.
Yes" she replied.
You were bound and determined to
have my voice remain like the sounds
Of an old file drawn across a coal scut-
tie. and you gathered that mob and
sent for the police
Well"
Tomorrow we separate - separate.
You consult your lawyer consult
mine. The dead line has been reached.
Good night. Mrs. Bowser. | go to the
library to look over some papers"
Mrs. BowSer went to bed. and two
hours later when he came upstairs she
heard him gr0wl to himself:
Hang Professor Zangwilly. If he
comes into the Office tomorrow III
punch his head" VI. QUAD.
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BOWSer as
An Orator
Pays an Elocutionist S. to Give
Him Pointers About
Public Speaking.
PRACTICES IN THE ATTIC
Neighbors Think He Is Crazy and
Call Upon the Police
to Interfere.
PRACTICES IN THE ATTIC

Copyright, 1906, by Z. c. Parcells.l
N Mr.. BOWSER had smoked his
tU cigar and read the paper when
he arose and said to Mrs.
Bowser:
II shall be busy in the attic for the
next hour and do not wish to be. dis
turbed"
You are not going to try and ride
that old bike around again. are youT'
she asked.
IF l am. what Of it?"
"Why. nothing, of course. but when
a man gets as heavy and lOgy as you
are he shouldn't think of fooling
around with bikes"
"Oh, I'm heavy and logy. am 1?
have reached that stage where | am to
be looked upon as a haystack on
wheels? Thank you for your fattery.
Mrs. Bowser"
"You know | didn't mean to hurt
your feelings. l just meant that you
are not as spry as you used to be.
If you had tried roller skating twenty
years ago You would have made sue
cess Of 1t, but now
e go ahead and say what you started
out to-
Jar Shook the House.
well. when you tried it one evening
few weeks ago you came down with
such a Jar that you shook the whole
house and was unconscious ten min,
utes."
During which time you took advan-
tage of my helplessness to rob me OF
30"
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all know. is to get proper enunciation."
why can't we have the Sylvesters
over and play few games Of cards"'
| asked Mrs. Bowser as a sigh escaped
her.
Are the Sylvesters and a few games
Of cards of more consequence than
your husbands voice.
| That silenced her, and after Mr..
| BOwser had waited around for spell
without receiving any answer he pass
ed upstairs and to the garnet. The cook
had gone TO her room. but in the course
OF ten minutes she came down looking
pale faced and wild eyed and asked of
Mrs. Bowser:
Has IT come at last. ma'am?"
What do you mean. SUSAN
HAS Mr.. Bowser gone out Of his
head and become dangerous"
''Of course not"
Then what's he doing upstairs go
ing 'Ha. ha, ha. Whoop! Stoop, Soup
and hundred other words that there's
no sense to|'
He's cultivating his voice so as to
make reader and speaker of him
self"
What Neighbors Would Think.
Il never heard the likes. but if you
say it's so | must believe you. Hank
to that. will you. The neighbors will
think we are all being murdered.'
Mr.. Bowser's voice had improved so
much in quarter of an hour that it
could be heard clear downstairs. Mrs.
BOwser took Il glance from Il front
window and saw that several people
had stopped in front of the house.
Then she climbed to the attic to give
Mr.. BOwser word Of caution. She
found him with coat. vest and collar
off and the sweat standing out on his
forehead and he greeted her entrance
with:
Hip. hip. hip. Hop-hip-hop hip
Mary. Mary. Mary! Sam. Sam.
Sam"
do you know that people are stop
ping In front of the house," she asked
What for? Hip. Hop! Hip. Su-
san. Susan. Susan"
Your shouting makes them wonder
what is going on. Can't you lower
your voice little?"
Not by the fourteen horns of the
seven sacred bulls Of Indiaw he shout,
ed. 81 am in my own house. ain
cuitivating my own voice If the gen
eral public doesn't like it they can
lump it,
But you haven't got to shout at the
top of your voice to cultivate it. have
you?"
People Attracted by Noise.
II have got to do just as the pro-
fessor told me- | want voice that
can he heard all over a hall holding
10000 people. Hi! Hi, Hi, Ho. Ho:
Ho,"
Mrs. BOwser went downstairs and
left him at it, and she SAW from tue
window that the number Of people had
increased to fifty The sash was
raised. and she heard one man say:
Il tell you it's Bowser. He's been
off his chump for two or three years
past. and he's finally become buggy.
He ought to he taken TO an asylum to-
night
why don't one of these boys go for
policeman: queried another If that
noise keeps - 10 one on the block will
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-08

b drawn up to the required size with
ribbon. The effect Is decollete and
very becoming to 4 pretty throat OF
neck.
+ A collar to have any pretensions to
smartncSs must be one with the waist
or trimmed so rs to leave that appear
ance.
A pretty shade for summer will
be pink, which will be worn great
deal. and lobster. buff. crimp, cocoa
biscuit, swansdown and lemon. A
pure pink lightweight cloth suit made
with an Eton jacket will be appreciat-
ed all summer
The handsome hat illustrate Is a
GainsbOrough shape carried out In
black neapoltan straw. About the
edge Of the brim Is a handsome piece
of fine Jet The only other trimming
on the hat is an enormous white os-
trich plume yuDIC CHOLLET.
How about that phcnoaraph: Still
thirk you d like to trade 1t for q roll
top desk? DAY 30 in want ad.
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

Classified ads s cents q line each u
sertion, minimum charge 10 cents.
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VOGUE POINTS.


All the white materials have a
creamy cast like the tint seen in old
ed
Burnt straw Of much deeper shade
than that worn last season Is seen
in the spring hats. They are trimmed
with big choux of black ribbon and
occasionally with wreaths of curious
dead colored flowers
Embroidered buttons on linen gowns
are often the only trimming on the Sc
verely tailored styles
The nightdress fashioned on the lines
Of the chemise is in vogue. The neck
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-08-08
FoR sAIE-.AcRE TRACTS

FOR SALE-acre tracts, five and ten
acre tract close in prices and terms
right, J. 8. Mooney and Co. If
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-28
BEEF TRUST FACTS.
( Defender of Garfield Approves ths
 Combfne's Methods.

Combfne's Methods.
 The National Proyisioner publishes an article. Facts About the Beef he is competitor of the trust Un- like other competitors. who are now clamoring for equal rights to all," he would have us believe that tine com bine Is a self sacrificing concern and worthy of all praise instead of con demnation and prosecution This de- fender and advocate of the beef trust declares the Garfield report to be one of .-the fairest. most far reaching, im- partial and unprejudiced statements" ever made. That this idea of the re port is not shared by the newspapers of the country seems to considerably worry the author of Facts About the Beef Trust" for he says:
 "One would think that after the Garfield report the penny-a-liners would subside; but no, they keep it up. Their policy is throw all the dirt you can and some of it will be sure to stick" Were they to drop the beef trust how could they fill their papers with sensational matterY'
 The public, who feel they are being swindled at both ends of the business methods of the trust, are even more anxious to see ''the machinery of jus tice' grind out the grist than the news papers are. The farmers and stock growers believe they are not getting a fair price for their cattle and hogs and the consumers know they are pay ing an enormous price for beef which they believe to be unreasonable. Then the federal court believed from the evidence produced that the packers, known as the trust, have combined to- gether to reduce the price they would pay for cattle and to raise the price the trust sells its beef for. Further more, the federal grand jury has in dicted the packers on the evidence brought before it, and 1t is quite prob able if the prosecution is followed up vigorously that the beef barons may yet be serving time in striped clothes.
 When all the facts about the beef trust are disclosed its wicked com bination to rob the farmers and despoil the beef eating public will be made plain That the administration has fla yored the trust by giving it a virtual monopoly through the government in spection will have to be Investigated and attended to by congress. If there Is to be any advantage It should be the competitors of the trust that should be favored.
 The beef trust and other monopolies have such q hold on the Republican party that if is impossible 10 expect much relief. The g0o.l old Democratic doctrine of equal Is to all and special privileges to Hone" is the only way this government should be run to do justice to all the people.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-28
A Black Eye For shin sub.,ay,

Senator Hanna, if alive. would cer. tainiy gaze with amazement on the an. nouncement of Special Agent Lincoln Hutchinson of the department of com merce and labor that to pay ship subsidy for fast steamship line to Brazil would be practically worth less as a drawing card for more trade with that country. Senator Frye and the other subsidy hunters in congress will view such reports as rank heresy and the prospect of the taunts of tho Democrats when they oppose the meas ure in the coming congress. as they have in former ones, adds to the con gternation If the stand patters But perhaps if will not do to raise our hopes too high on the prospect of defeating the ship subsidy steal, for the report may yet he 'doctorcd'' Since Mr. Garfield issued the report that the beef trust was only making per cent profit and less than s1 head on the cattle slaughtered reports from that quarter must be received with caution.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-28
A Divided House.

The denunciation of the Republican tariff reform meeting at Chicago by the stand patters, who declare that the movement is a menace to the pro. tectiye tariff system and should be recognized as such by all interests which adhere to the Dingley sched- ules," bodes division and trouble in the Republican camp. The call for a modification of the exorbitant tariff schedules is widespread in Republican states The Iowa idea," which exists fin the northwestern states, that the tariff fosters trusts is amplified in Massachusetts and Maine by a de mand for free hides. free coal and free raw materials generally and for an enlarged Canadian market The stand patters declare the sacred tariff must not be touched and denounce fair dis cussion. Will the Republican house, divided as it is on this important eco homie question that affects the pocket of every voter, be able to stand the strain and stress of public discussion of the question?
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-28
Railroads Buy Space I'm Papers.

The railroads are discovering that they cannot buy all the newspapers, although it is their declared purpose to do so. George V. s. Michaelis, who has charge of the railroad publicity bureau at Chicago declared when in teryiewed:
 Tt is my purpose to seud out all the material | can get favorable to our side of the question to the newspapers. Where I cannot get them to take it as news matter or to be used editOrially, shall buy space in the papers and give our side publicity in that man. ner."
 Where the railroad bureau has struck a snag is that nearly every town has d merchants association of some kind, and since the rate legislation has sprung up these associations are al lied to obtain reasonable rates. The merchants are advertisers. and that keeps good many newspapers in the straight and narrow path that might otherwise be tempted to sell their columns to the railroads
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-28
PROBATE NOTICE.

In the Probate Court of Cochise County. Territory of Arizona. In the matter of the Estate of Edward Cren- fell, deceased. Notice
 Pursuant to an order of the Probate Court of Cochise County, Territory of Arizona, dated January 19, 1906, notice is hereby given of the hearing of the petition of l.. c. Shattuck. adm;a.stsa- ter oF the estate of Edward GTenfeil, deceased, praying for an order author izing him as such administrator to en- t IT into a contract with the Saginaw Development Company, grant Bg % saG1 company an extension of the tune for the final payment of the purchase price of the interest of said estate ,n and to the following described m'res and mining claims, situated a ibe Warren Mining District. Cochise County. Territory of Arizona, now held by said Saginaw Development Compa- ny, under contract for the optional sale of said into5est to Watts s. Hum phrey, which sa.. option has been as- signed by said Humphrey to the said Saginaw Development Company, the location notices of which are recorded in the office of the County Recorder of said Cochise County, as follows, to- wit Worlds Fair. recorded in Book 12, at page 600.
 Logan, recorded in Book 12, at page GIG.
 Shattuck. recorded in Book 12, at page 616.
 Leland Stanford, recorded in Book 1S, at page 615.
 Senator, recorded in Book 13. at page ?.
 Paymaster, recorded in Book 13, at page 2.
 Congress, recorded in Book E, at page B..
 Cherokee, recorded in Book F. at page 3.
 Calumet, recorded in Book 1G, at page 10.
 GrenfeIl. recorded in Book 13. at page 211.
 Heating. recorded in Book 13. at page 233.
 Shattuck No. ?, recorded in Book 27. at page 478.
 The time of payment and the terms and conditions of said contract being more fully set forth in the form of contract attached to said petition, to which reference is hereby made for the particulars thereof
 Friday, the 2nd day of February 1908, at 10 o'clock a. n.. at the court room of said court. has been set as the time and place for the hearing of said petition, and all persons interest cd in said estate are hereby notified to appear at that time and place, then and there to show cause, if any they have. why an order should not be granted to said administrator author izing him to grant such extension of time.
 Dated January 18th, 19OG
 J. E. JAMES,
 Clerk of the Probate Court.
 First publication, January 21st, 1906
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-28
NOTICE OF SPECIAL ELECTION ON
 ISSUANCE OF BONDS.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN: Thai In accordance with the Organic Law of the Territory of Arizona, and yae Revised Statutes of Arizona pertain ing to elections. and pursuant to res olution of the Common Council of tbe City of Bisbee passed and adopted at meeting of the said Council held sp the 27th day of December, 1905. sy which resolution 1t was decided to can special election, at which election should be submitted to the qualified electors and owners of real or personal property subject to taxation in. said city, the question whether or not said city should issue bonds for the con strucuon of sewerage system in the said City of Bisbee, g special election will be held in the said City of Bis bee on the 5th day of February. 1908 between the hours of s o'clock in the morning and 6 o'clock in the evening of said day, at which election will be submitted to the qualified electors and
 EneTs Of real or personal properly sdIject to taxation in the said City Of blsbee, the question whether or not the said City of Bisbee shall issue bonds in the sum of Eighty Thousand Dollars for the construction of a sewer age system in the said city, said bonds not to bear rate of interest exceed ing six per centum per annum payabIs semi-annually, and said bonds 10 rso twenty-five years and be payable as follows. to-wit: During the first five years of the time which they are tn run only the interest shall be due thereon, and at the end of each year thereafter, hesiGes the interest. there shall be due and payable on said bonds the sum of Four Thousand Dollars up- Ill the said bonds shall have been paid.
 Notice is further given that said elee- ton will be held in the following places: In the First Ward, at the Fire House: in the Second Ward. at the office of M. J. Brown. on Nah street: ip the Third Ward, in the John son Block.
 Said special election will be conduct ed in all respects as a regular election in said city excepting only, that the form of the ballot to be furnished cleo tors shall be as follows: Shall the bonds for the construction of a sewer. age system be issued? Yes.
 Shall the bonds for the constructfoa of a sewerage system be issued? Nc
 Dated and done at the office of the Mayor and Common Council of the City of Bisbee this 3rd day of January. 1906.
 c. ". HICKS,
 City Clerk.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-28
AUTOMOBILE STAGE LINE.
To Be Put On Between Naoozari and Moetezena.-Fine Auto Car in
 Douglas.

Douglas, Ariz-, Jan. z7.-tSpecial.) )-
 James Anderson, who came to Douglas several weeks ago from Cali fornia in his automobile, has been down in Sonora looking out for a mail contract with the Mexican gov ernment, and with the view of putting on an automobile stage line between Naeozari and HocteZuma. Mir. Ander- Son returned a few days since to Douglas. He says that in about a nonth he expects to put on a big, handsome eight-seated automobile between Nacozari and MocteZuma. The roads are now being put in con ditisn- His big auto is fine one and is fitted up with all the comforts and for protection against the weather, dust, etc, lt is capable of being closed and heated in cold weather, and is covered for protection against the sun in summer.
 MT Anderson has put another fine machine on the streets of Douglas. It is the handsomest auto car in the city, tbe easiest riding and most com fortabie He thinks he viii Eeep this auto oB the streets of Douglas while be rnps his stage line between Nscozari and Aoctezsma His pres ent stand is opposite the Copper Qneen store