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The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
HAD HEART PAINS
4 Critical Case Of RheumatIsm Cured
BY Dr.Wiiliams' Pink Pills.

BY Dr.WiIliams' Pink Pills.
While Mr.. w. s. Geisel. Of No. 1875
East Coates street, Moberly, Mo-, was
steadily working at his trade In foun-
dry at that place, he became the victim
Of an attack Of rheumatism, aud his ex-
perience Is that Of thousands who are
compelled to work in similar surround.
ings. He describes his situation az fol.
lows:
~ had been at work for long time
in foundry where was exposed to
dampness. First my feet began to hurt
and to swell, then my knees and my
shoulder joints began to be affected in
the same way. Finally could not walk
without great difficulty and suffering
and had to stop work altogether. My
appetite was feeble and grew very pale
and weak. began to have pains about
my heart and it futtered a great deal.
! became greatly alarmed about my con-
dition. My mother knew bout the vir-
tues Of DR.. Williams Pink Pills, % they
had given her back her :IIealth when she
was nearly wasting IN death. and when
she found that they ere good for rheu.
matism too, she began To give them to
me about a month sfter I was attacked.
That was in the early part of March,
1908. and by June they had driven away
the pains and swelling and had restored
my appetite and color. Then felt
strong enough to take up a line Of out
door work and now, In October, I re-
gard myself as entirely we'll and I am
about to go into foundry again at st.
Louis"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills also cure
other diseases springing from i'm
pure blood or disordsred nerves. such
rs sciatica, locomotor ataxia. partial
paralysis and all forms OF weakness In
male or female. They may be had at
all druggists or directly from the DR..
Williams Medicine Company, Schenec.
tady, N. Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

white beds are women and girls who
are awaiting or recovering from opera
tions made necessary by neglect.
Every one of these patients had
plenty of warning in that bearing down
feeling, pain at the left or right of the
abdomen, nervous exhaustion, pain in
the small of the back, pelvic catarrh,
dizziness, fatulency, displacements or
Irregularities. AL of these symptoms
are Indications Of an unhealthy con.
dition of the female organs, and il not
needed the trouble may make headway
until the penalty has to be paid by .
dangerous operation, and lifetime OF
impaired usefulness at best, while in
MANY cases the results are fatal.
Miss Luella Adams, of Seattle. Wash,
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
"About two years ago I was q great suf:
ferer from severe female trouble. Poi IL cweptt
% undergo an ops. alto. had SsNea ~. thsl. .h
felt that this was my death warrant, but
spent hundreds Of dollars for medical help,
but the tumor kept growing. Fortunately
States, and she advised me to take Lydia f..
Pinkhnms Vegetable Compound, as it was
said to cure tumors did so and Immediately
began to improve in health, and was entirely
cured, the tumor disappearing entirely, with
out an operation. / wish every suffering
woman would try this great preparation"
Just as surely as Miss Adams was
cured Of the troubles enumerated in
her letter, just SO surely will Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cure
other women who suffer from fe-
male troubles, Inflammation, kidney
troubles, nervous excl ility or ner-
vous prostration.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all young
women who are i'll to write her for free
advice. - She is daughter-in-law of
Lydia e. Pinkham and for twenty-five
years has been advising sick women
free of charge. Address, Lynn. Mass.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Two Questions.

1--WE got something important to
do" said the practical young man.
land just don't know how to go
about 1t. I'd like you to help me-"
"Yes?" replied Miss Pechis. What
is 1t you propose to do"
That's not the question. It's what
is 1t you do to propose?'"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Woman In the Case.

One of the ablest jurists in this
country said to me tonight: II never
decide case, IL can help It, until
have talked it over with my wife.
Whenever reserve decision go to
her for advice. She Is the best law
yer in New York. Why? Because
she is not obliged to listen to the
arguments of ounsel."-Exchange
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
A New Brand,

Let me speak with you a moment"
The busy man paused to listen, and
the other furtively begged the price
of meal.
That's the first after dinner
speech I ever heard before dinner"
said the busy man.
So tickled was he at his own wit
that he yielded whole dollar.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Do You Want to Know
What You Swallow?

There Is o growing sentiment in this
country In favor Of MEDICINES OF KNOWN
COMPOSITION. II Is but natural that one
should have some interest I'm the compo-
sition Of that which he or she Is expected
to swallow, whether 1t be food, drink or
medicine.
Recognising this growing disposition
on the part Of the public, and satisfied
that the fullest publicity can only add to
cines, DR.. r. Y. Pierce, Of Buffalo, N. Y,
has "taken time by the forelock," as IL
were, and Is publishing broadcast list
OF all the ingredients entering into his
leading medicines, the Golden Medical
Discovery" the popular liver invigorator,
regulator; also Of his ''Favorite Prescrip-
ton" for weak, over-worked, broken
down, nervous and invalid women.
This bold and out-spoken movement on
the part Of DR.. Pierce, has, by showing
exactly what his well-known medicines
are composed Of, completely disarmed all
harping critics who have heretofore un-
justly attacked them. A little pamphlet
has been compiled, from the standard
medical authorities Of all tho several
schools OF practice, showing the strongest
endorsements by leading medical writers
Of the several ingredients which enter into
DR.. Pierce's medicines. A copy Of this
little book Is mailed free to any one do
string to learn more concerning the valu-
able, native, medicinal plants which enter
into the composition Of DR.. Pierce's med
icines. Address DIR. Pierce as above.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are tiny, sugar.
| coated snti.bilious granules. They regulate
and invigorate Stomach, Liver and Bowels.
| constipation. One or two each day for n
laxative and regulator, three or four for an
| active cathartic. Once tried always In favor.
$60 600 &yHs S. P.suSs A%Ay GommSn SSpss ssnss Ss
Medical Adviser. book that sold to the ex.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Love and Sacrifice,

The love which will not make sacri
fees to its object Is no proper love.
Grounded in admiration and the feel.
ing of enjoyment, 1t Is a fat love for a
picture or a statue, or poem; but for
q living soul 1t Is not fit.-Carlyle.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Looking Ahead.

Angry Creditor-"What's the use Of
Offering me check? 1t wouldn't be
worth a cent at the bank"
Struggling Genius-"Perhaps not,
sir. but some day in the future. when
am dead and gone, my autograph
will make that check worth hundreds
of dollars"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
They Should.

my honest conviction. based upon
my own experience and that Of my
friends. Is that Hunts Cure will cure
larger per cent OF skin troubles,
especially Of an itching variety. than
any other remedy. Certainly those af-
nicted with any form Of itch should
try It,"
J. o. Monroe.
Atchison. Kas.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
SprinRi

Time TO cleanse the system and purify
tho blood. Take Garfield Tea, Natures
perfect 'axative 1t Is the best blood purifier
'.nown It cures sick headache, regulates
tho LIVER, 'iLeys, tomach and bowels.
Send for sample. Garfield Tea Co., Brook
ln,N Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
MISREPRESENTATION.

"You public men are much misrep-
resented"
"Yes," answered the statesman. 'T
regret that l have not said all the
bright things thai lave been attrib.
uted tonne, and ! am also thankful
that l have not said ell the foolish
ones"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Both Eyes Closed.

when saw him yesterday he said
he was looking for trouble"
well, guess he saw it,"
"How do you know?"
Because he can't see anything to-
day."
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Gave Your Lungs.

Don't neglect that cough. One pair
Of lungs Is all you'll ever have
treat them well. Simmons Cough
Syrup will soothe and strengthen
them. stop the cough and give you
Q chance to sleep in peace.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

This going up to the cannon's
mouth cannot be much Of an ordeal
to the man who Is taking home un-
expected company to dinner.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Many Children are Sickly.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders forChildren,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse In Children's
Home, New York, cure eFeverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
At oil Druggists Csc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
Painful!

Customer would like to obtain
files Of your paper for a week back.
Clerk-Why don't you try porous
plaster?
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Friendly Tip.

TTTcHuTy TIP.
Mrs. Gayboy-"My husband thinks
he knows lot about cooking. can
scarcely keep him out of the kitchen.
Mrs. Naggsby-"Why don't you dis
charge your pretty cook and do your
own cooking. ?"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

When an heir grows dissolute his
property becomes dissipated.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
To the Point.

To the Point.
"The day of the boss is over" said
the talkative man.
Married or single" interjected the
man who hadn't spoken before.
Thoughtless listeners deemed the
question irrelevant.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

Tramp-Say, lady, have you another
flannel cake like the one you gave me
yesterday?
Kind Lady-Did you like that one
SO much?
Tramp-No'm, but I want to half
sole my other shoe.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
A Safe Guess.

She-Can you tell me where Mr..
Dauber is?
why, he's been dead two years."
well, I've been looking high and
low for him."
81 guess those are the places
Life.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

1t is the respectable appearance
Of most sinners that makes them
dangerous.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

When a man is generous to
fault you generally find the fault Is
one Of his own.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

The limit of patience is reached
used in an argument.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

With dice the best throw one can
make Is to throw them away.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

cunning man Is seldom wise
and never honest.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has rich
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory,
Peoria, Ill.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

ten: Of 500, 900 copies q few
years ago, 1t ei.1o per copy.
Last year We gave away
80, 900 worth OF these invalua-
BILE books. This year we shall
give away $50. 900 worth Of
them. Will you share In this
benefiti II SO, send only 81
one-cent stamps to cover cost
Of mailing only for book In
stiif paper covers. or 81 stamps
for cloth-bound. Address DIR.
X. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
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1t takes strong company to make
a week stand.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
HOSPITALS CROWDED
Mrs. Pinkham's Advice Saves Many
From this Sad and Costly Experience.

It is a sad but
certain fact that
Q v e ry y e a r
brings q n in
cr e a sc in the
numberofopera-
tions performed
upon women in
o u r hospitals.
More than three
fourths of the
patients / vi n G
on fhOSa snow.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22
o. Monroe.
Atchison. Kas.

About all some men are good for
Is to keep up the fires.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-03-22

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces I'm.
nanmation, allsys pain, cures wind collie 25c botte
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-04-29

Area. Argentine Republic, 622,969 square
miles; including territories. 1, ,S46 square
miles. Population, 100000. Capital, Buenos
Aires.
Area, Brazil, s.2Os,s7S square miles; Bra
xil occupies three-sevenths of South
America and one-flteenth of the entire
land surface of the world. Its popula-
ton is estimated to be 14.S3sslS. Rio de
Janeiro. the capital, has population of
1904
Areentinas present constitution was
formed In 1858, with notifications In 1867
after the state of Buenos Aires Joined the
confederacy. The executive power lies
with the president, while the legislative
mower is vested in a national Congress,
comprising an upper and lower house.
with a few minor exceptions, the consti-
t,,tion is Identical with that of the United
States
Roth President and Vice President are
elected by the direct vote of the peo-
n,a Each holds office for six years
and neither may be reelected.
The salary of the President Is 1000; of
the Vice President, $4,000 and OF eacn
OF the Ave cabinet ministers. $6'SOo.
In 1907 the royal family of Portugal fed
70 Brazil to escape an uprising in their
own country Brazil became colony OF
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Fearless South African Birds.

From Country Life.
Birds are said to be much more tame
and confding in South Africa than they
are at home. probably because there they
much less molested.
The Cape swallow often builds in the
living room of the upcountry Boer, fas-
tening It's nest TO some part of the roof
timber. The Boer, whose house is usually
haunted by plague of flies, not only
tolerates the swallows, but encourages
them. The swallows. on their part. wage
constant warfare upon the swarms OF
flies, and fit constantly in and out. hawk
ing about the chamber with a perfect
fearlessness quite delightful to see.
Among other South African birds which
manifest this wonderful tameness is the
Cape wagtail. which not only penetrates
to the living room in search of flies, but
will pick them from the old Beers vel
schoons as he sits on his stoop and perch
about his chair.
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and one of the best known characters In
Meriwether county, has strong convic-
tons on both the right and proprietv OF
an individual making "a little Ticker.
whenever he pleases. and various able ar
guments to the contrary submitted to
United States juries in cases where
Uncle Billy was peculiarly Interested
have failed to shake his belief
The old man was acquitted of mnon
shining at the last term of court and
with an air of Injured innocence left the
court room The grand jury, sitting in a
different part of the building, indicted him
on the charge of Illicit distilling in an
other case, and II was upon a bench war
rant, the result of that Indictment. that
he was arrested yesterday by Deputy
Marshal Roberts. lie promptly made
bond.
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Portugal and in 1916 was declared
kingdom. Portuguese Emperors ruled over
1t until November 10, 1889. when Dom
Pedro ILL., Constitutional Emperor and
Perpetual Defender" was dethroned and
republic set up. As in Argentina, the
executive power is welded by the Presi-
dent, while the legislative authority lies
with the Congress. Brazilian Presidents
are also elected by the direct vote of the
people, hold their office for four years
and are ineligible for reelection
There is a marked difference in the
climatic conditions of the two countries.
The climate of Argentina resembles that
of the United States, while Brazil Is dis
tinctly tropical. A resident of Buenos.
Aires compared them respectively to.
Heaven and Hades, to which a loyal Bra
lillian wittily responded with the American
sentiment, Heaven for its climate, but
Hades for the company
Brazirs military peace footing consists
of 2S000 men and she possesses IL naval
vessels manned by $500 sailors; Argentina
has a standing army of about 10000 men,
while her navy consists of 45 vessels man.
ned by 5000 men.
Brazil produces from two-thirds to
three-fourths of the coffee raised in the
world.
Her national debt amounts to $40 1856
with interest and other charges of $685.
000, coo.
A facetious Yankee tourist remarks that
Pernambuco produces the finest pine-ap-
pies and sharks in the world The former
oftentimes weigh as much as fifteen
pounds.
Both president and vice president of Ar
gentina must be Roman Catholics and
natives of the country.
Argentina's annual foreign trade is $780,
100000 or 500 per capita.
Buenos Aires has a population of $780,
3S1; the name signifies, pleasant Winds
Patagonia synonymous in our school
DAYS for all that was wild and woody as
a part of the territory OF Argentina, is
fast forging to the front as civilized
state 1t is divided into territories rail-
roads traverse the country and settlers
are steadily populating its valleys
The Argentine Republic boasts of splen-
did railroad facilities. There are 1000
miles of trunk lines. Brazil has but S7lS
Of railway mileage.
Four hundred and seventy-nine million.
seven hundred and sixtyfive thousand. two
hundred and sixty-five dollars. with inter-
est and other charges of s35 ,021. $40, repre-
sents Argentina's national debt
Wealthy Argentines have large country
estates called "estancias." Some cover
an area of three hundred square miles. 1t
is not an unusual thing for the owners OF
these vast estates to have grazing on their
pampas 6o.oOo sheep, 10000 cattle, and 10000
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-04-29
Y. M. C. A. NOTES

The Westinghouse Air Brake Company
is spending $4,000 in equipping Y. M.
c. A. organized exclusively among its en-
ployees at Wilmerding, Pa. For six years
the association has had quarters in the
company's office building. has extended
it's evening classes to the high school
building, held technical demonstrations in
air brake study In the shops and has
grown to be SO necessary to the company
that the management volunteered to erect
this building 1t is managed by the men
and there are between seven and eight
hundred men and boys who are members.
The company proposes to equip a similar
building for the Young Women's Chris
tan Association formed among its en-
ployees.
In one of the shops in Chattanooga.
Tenn. where S. men are employed. all
native born Americans, not one was
found to be regular attendant or mem-
Der of the church. A noon shop Bible
class was begun by a railroad agent,
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"SHOOT ME DOWN."
Old MoonshIner Grows Weary of Being
Arrested for DlstilIing.

Columbus, Ga, Saturday Uncle blliy
Collins of the mountains of Meriwether,
has just been arraigned before United
States Commissioner Brown here once
more on the charge of moonshining. He
resents what he terms this unwarranted
prying into his personal and private af-
fairs and confided to Judge Brown that
he Is getting awfully tired ''of this fool
ishness."
"The next time you send for me-" he
said you can shoot me. | Will just
stand there. so, head up. and let EN-
shoot me down, for I'm not coming any
more
Uncle Billy" who is rs years of age
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nestness which the soldier understood
They admired the secretary better the
next day when he went to that soldier
and said. IL was hot-headed last night,
but you were In the wrong and ought to
apologize The soldier did and they
were the best of frieds and the influence
of that secretary was greatly Increased
with every enlisted man who recognizes
a man when he sees him
Some of the employees of the Standard
Steel Works. of the Baldwin Locomotive
Works. at Burnham, Pa, decided that
they wanted Y M. c. A. In ten hours
they secured $50 signatures of worlsmen
who would take out memberships at 80
per year, which were as good as orders
on the paymaster for $3.50 in cash.
committee of the men asked the cooper
alton of the company in erecting and
equipping a building for the association
The company said 1t would give two dol
lars for every dollar given by the men up
to $4,000. or the $4,000 to be raised by
the employees over 5000 was subscribed
in few days, there being over 600 con-
tributing to the fund.
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one-half of the men, Ihe saloon across
the way was the popular rendezvous at
noon but the shop class Is taxing It's
place.
over twenty manufacturers nay o un''su
to erect property costing SioS'yD d.
Greenpoint BROOKLYN TOT Tue ils.'a So.
Association among their men ne elea.-
est cordage and pindlng ."lne oon l,,
In the country IS iocaleu mere ae -" 90
the Pratt OIL works, raper Eau ,.n,,,,
Company ms ID the sle 600 49,,
section or brookiSn' N.ai.s 80 10
have PLEDGED lor nne',io s Up q, o,,a lon
blanks which were printer III "fe i'
guages.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-04-29

In Buenos Ayres horse racing is social
institution, as much so as the Spanish
bull fight. All the elite, from the presi-
dent and his cabinet down. attend the
meeting. although the races are invari-
ably held on Sunday. The Jockey club is
quite as modern and luxurious and ex-
elusive as in London or Paris. and the
initiation fee Is three times as much
The club takes small percentage of all
bets made. and 1t is said that nearly s15.-
100000 is yearly wagered on this sport
of kings"
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five or thirty places of amusement. The
Italian opera house is the finest in the
city. and lowest prices paid for season
boxes Is $1,000
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horses. The spacious homes are furnished
with every luxury and lavish hospitail-
" of an almost forgotten age is as
pensed to those who seek their comfort
and shelter.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-04-29

Slavery was not totally abolished in Bra
I'll until 1855.