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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
Administrator Notice.

The undersigned having qualified a.
Administrator OF the estate OF Miss
Priscilla A. Page, deceased. hereby no
tifes all persons indebted TO said estate
to make prompt payment. Persons hay
ing claims against the estate viii please
present them. properly authenticated,
for settlement.
JOHN AGLI0NBY,
Admir- with will annexed.
Ocs IQO6-3u
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
Wanted.
Wanted.

Some real good heavy draft and driv-
ing horses. Persons having any Tor
sale will please apply to
7. II. CAMPBELL,
Near Kearneysville, W. Va.
Oct. Is, l906-3w
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
For Sale.

Pair of Coach Horses for sale. Drive
well, single or double. Are fearless oil
anything. Will sell one or both:
FRANK w. MUZZEI,
Rockland, near Shepherdstown.
Oct Is, 1865 W.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
Honey for Sale.

We can furnish honey at 10 cents
per section-l2 for one dollar.
BENJAMIN HARTZELL.
Oct. IS. 1906-tf
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
Tuesday, October 80, 1906
33 Head Of Cattle (!

Il of them good milch cows. 2 with calves by
side, 5 Of them Jerseys and good mixers;
Bulls. Durham years old, Aberdeen An
gus, Is months old, 8 heifers coming year,
with calf III yearIlngs.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
PUBLIC SALE.

Intending TO discontinue farming. / will
sell at public sale, on the farm OF Mr.. John
T.. Boyd, known as "The Bend" on the Ope-
ouon Greek, one mile west Of Leetown, on.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
FARMING IMPLEMENTS, &c.,

One Deering Binder, 3 Brown Cultivators,
Keystone Corn Planters Harrows,2 spring
tooth, ! four square and A. double shovel
Piows singIe-shovel Plows. Blekford &
Hoffman grain Drills, Mccormick Mower,
Osborn Hay Rake, new. 5 Oliver Chilled
Flows. 4 Wagons and 2 Beds. pairs Hay
Ladders, I Spring Wagon, Surrey. good as
new. Single, Double and Treble Trees, cut
ting Box, Forks, Rakes, Nat tocks, DC.
HARNESS. sets Breech Bands, 2 sets
Front Gears. 2 sets Yankee Harness, 8 sets
Plow Gears. Blind Brides. u Collars, ~ HaI-
ters, set Double Harness, complete, Plow
Liner, Wagon Lines. Saddles and many otn-
er @ rticies too mum erous 70 mention.
TERMS OF SALE-A credit OF II months
win be given on all sums Of sIU and upwards,
purchaser 10 give note with approved secur-
ity negotiable and payable al the Aer chants
acd Farm ers Bank OF Aartinsourg. or the
Farmers and Merchants Deposit Company
OF Charles Town. with interest from date :.
Sums under slu. cash. No property 10 be
moved until terms Of sale are complied with I.
Sale 10 begin at 10 O'CLOCK O. m. No post
ponement on account Of weather.
ID. w. BOWERS.
Dodd Hoffman, Auctioneera
B. +. Yates and J. w. strider, Clerks.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-10-18
so Head of Sheep!
IS good Ewes, 2and years old. Bucks.
SO Head of Hogs !

sBrood Sows, 7 with pigs by side; I full
bred Poland China Boar, Hogs will weigh
10 Us lbs, 10 hogs. will weigh H0-lI5 lbs, Il
hogs will wei Ia 6J-75 lbs, Ia hogs Will weigh
$50 lbs.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
In the Teeth Of Disaster
By Jof1r, Hamilton GiIr1nour.

making struggle to herald the
approach day Intellectual against the
great sprnging from thousand
burning buildings
sky off the east dense
black the tragedy that was Ons
on that fatefu
They night pile belongings which they had
snatched from her Costly articles OF go ana W
happier nconequena articles OF wear
ing apparel be distinguished in the hastily tied bundles
gray andan her hxed on the
burning could be able her away rom
the horror of the
sigh escaped lips shut her teeth hard and
her long and earnestly
speak died his lips He came
little his presence might bring some consolation
and then cIasped it. holding tightly
within his
Dorothy whispered
mott hear if dead within her Finally
she said:
poor father"
Dorothy he eagerly both now.'
"Yesr she poor"
diference? he asked eagerly 1t
Dorothy riches that kept apart That differ
terrible VIII make dneenee
Dorothy he pleaded.
My poor boy do realize what has happened Every
thing city the ver1est
and then, dear talk as II
nothing add obligations
smiled smile and shook her head
Dorothy, i S mpou but glad glad
brings Oh know 1t IS
said But under
stand Dorothy your It you brought
you rebuilt but rebuild
they Dorothy don't The city will be
buita WILDE and beautiful than ever
said you don't understand
felt happy for and day
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
SMOKE, HoRATIo, SMOKE.

ITO be swallowed by the Doodle Dees is the dscouragng
and degrading fate contemplated by the Democracy of
i California with little mental anguish. 1t is bad
business find grave in the of a tabled
beats Jonah
A Doodle Dee? What does that mean?'
"h explained statesman, ct doesn't any
thing. Hence the name"
Therefore Democracy experiencing those
and cold fusion fits In the past has fused with every political
tramp the pike Popusts Greenbakers and the
Lord who only find that fusion confusion
Now ooquetng with the Doodle Dees that don't any
thing but smoke.
William H. LangdOn the prize smoker of the Doodle Dees says
there the name He with pride scorch-
agnment the trusts and smoke could scoch the Doodle
Dees would conAagraon He appeals spirit
and that the logic Of that spirit make him
OF the aforesaid spirit for campaign purposes
William Smyhe. the smoking geyser OF the Doodle Dees
raises his voice in from tar San Diego and cries aloud
This the day long
And mourned because found
Mr. Smythe has been fused often that the melting
has become habit There form of Democracy, Popuism,
GTeeabaery Mugwumpery Doodle Decide that Smythe
viii work while it lasts He the political Jack of all
What be just is elemental Democracy" "the
Of era He IS he more Democratic than the
Gratis which perhaps that he is fighter than the hghiest
Doodle Dee IS party 1t is But may
assured that Doodle Dee will be Doodle Dumb
long ho of the political wolf be heard from Sisyou
Diego Langdon has accepted the office OF
who break He himself
Democratic nomination last week but Withdrew
OF the Hearst politicians who wanted force the Democratic hand
by nominating him first and the party responding the call
of the fusion habit accepted Langdon would heraded as
surrender Hearst Hence all this smoke and fury sgnyng
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
DESERVES BETTER OF HIS COUNTRY.

THEN David Lubn of California selected repre-
W sentative of the United States the forthcoming
OF the international Institute of Agriculture be held
Rome IT was thought that this Government take
active interest in this which Mr. Lubn virtually originated
In Italy and in Europe generally the work that Mr. Lub
regarded important but in this country the
interest in the is languid peruncory
Government has been accused of acting rather shabby
So far Mr. Lubin has been spending his money pro-
noting the and the Of this contr-
button has been S5OO of the of the
Rome But appropriation
pay the expenses or salaries OF five delegates the institute which
the United States has undertaken to send to Rome and the suppo-
siton that the absence of such appropriation will
be selected from the subordinate department Washing
ton 1t quite doubtful whether haphaza selection kind
would get the right In affair of this kind the States
afford be represented by experts clerks
junkeng trip It would that Mr. Lubns work
has less honor in his country than abroad
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
RAILROAD STRATEGY.

RESIDENT JEFFERY of the Denver and Rio Grande and
- the Western Pacific speaks confidently the future of San
Francisco and gives his for pressing forward the work
OF building the make the western
terminal OF the Gould anscontnenta system Jeery saws
It be Of place
disturbed
the advantages development local resources
and importance and value Of this
and Rio Grande Faith
just il before disaster
Three colossal figures dominate in the
WestHarriman Hill and Gould Inside Gould
be expected reach this city
the strategy OF the railroad position will compel Hill likewise
extend his road San Francisco in edeense and Harr-
will both undoubtedly attack him
order be of equality with must come to Cali
iornia by way of Idaho and the Klamath Basin
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
Little Play at the Orpheum
Carries Winning. Elements
By James Crawford.

at his guest. Gimme the petition-I'l1
sign it." That brings the curtain And
as the people hle out during the inter
mission they discuss the play. 1t
touches the life OF most OF them very.
very closely.
Three male Italian vocalists sing the
Miserere from "Trovatore" and The
Palms" and a jolly Venetian number
with encore-wlnning artistry and
fervor. The largest man of the three
and he is bigger that Dick" Jose-has
a robust tenor Of exceeding fne quail
fly. while the comparative mite OF the
trio reminds one OF Russo both in ply
sique and voice. The ba-ytone is good.
Chinko. billed as "England's Marvel
Gus Juggler. IS a young fellow who
has advanced with marvellous strides
in business requiring both age and
experience 10 win distinction. His
tricks are not strikingly original-in-
deed it is doubtful that strict original
ity is any longer attainabIe in Juggling
but he does every trick so much
more neatly than any of his predeces-
sors as to obscure its staIeness.
Minnie Kaufman. a pretty bicy-
clienne. completes the list OF new-con-
ers. and the holdovers continue to
please-even that "komicker'' getting
applause for his presumably funny
song in which every line ends with
"atz1
Rice and Gray and Bobby North and
Rosemary GIosz and the rest OF Harry
James Travesty stars will appear this
afternoon in "Hoity-Toity." another
Weber-Fields piece that has retained
charm for half dozen years. and that
is saying something in commeadation
Of any musical show nowadays. The
list of principals has been augmented
by the enlistment of Dave Morrison.
who is heralded as a dancer Of the
George Cohan type. All the people IN
the cast are afforded equal opportunity
to amuse the audience. Just as Weber
and Fields engaged the best avaiiable
talent to aid them in making their
shows successful. and George Lask is
responsible for the statement that the
ensembles and staging are on a par
with the remainder OF the performance.
Lonesome Town" will hold the
boards of the Central until further
notice.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10

4 the little play in which o. T.
Fisks and Nellie McDonough
consume twenty minutes of the
Orpheums new programme Heart ap-
peals and subtle satire rapidly alter
nate with the candid comedy that is
indispensable to success in vaudeville,
and obviousness of outcome Is shrewd-
ly avoided. Conference of both plot and
dialogue is closely adhered to. but the
person in front is never able to fore
cast with accuracy the climax of any
scene or the response TO any speech
To work his audience into suspense
and relieve it with surprise is Rule 1
in modern playwriting. and the author
of this sketch, Mr.. Fiske himself. has
utilized that rule freely and with
adroitness.
typical American workman Is in
his humble home. his only companion
a Graded infant. and apparently his
only solace for the absence OF his wife
ill in hospital can of beer. Enter
a richly gowned and evidently ener-
getic member of the Ladies' Interfer-
ing Society" a philanthropic organiza-
ton whose chief aim is to better the
life condition of the toiling masses by
persuading them to reduce the birth
rate. She frowns upon the beer can,
deplores the existence of the cradles
inmate and in a squirt Of benevolence
offers to take 1t away with her. In
ordinary drama that would be the cue
for fine outburst of paternal love and
indignation, but in this drama the man
simply says to the woman: What do
you want the baby for? Have you
lost your dog?"
She urges him to sign a petition
urging Congress to limit the numerical
strength of poor mems Families. and he
is twitting her on the subject when
a messenger hurriedly enters with a
note from his sick wife. From the
hospital he muttsrs, tremblingly
clutching the missive and staggering
to a seat. 'I-hope," he falters, nerve
lessly tearing open the envelope. that
s-not-happened." The
lady. femininely curious, asks him.
What is itT' Two girls and boy"
he roars, despairingly casting away the
letter and dropping his head upon his
hands. When the resultant laugh sub
sides he provokes another one by sud-
denly Ieaping to his feet and shouting
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
HOW IT HAPPENEn.

Tarantula Tom-why did Bill plug
tn tenderfoot?
Laya-bed Pete-It all come o. Bilrs
distressin' ignorance O. legal terms.
Tarantula Tom-How 'uz that?
Lava-bed Pete-Wen. Bill owed tn
sherthorn some money. an was sorter
slow about payin'. So the stranger
writ him a letter sayin' II will draw
on you at sight" An Bill thought that
meant gunplay, so when he NESTS I'D
with the stranger he draws first. l.
was misunderstandin.--c
Leader
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
In the Joke World.
NOT so SURE.

"oi I've got dead sure thing for the
race" said Dudley at the race track;
simply can't lose
you don't say?' put in Wise What
was that you just put in your inside
pocket? Your rabbits foot?'
.'Why--er--no. that was a nickel for
carfare me."-Philadeiphia Press.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
NEEpLEss ALARM.

Wait minute tn get my clothes
ofr!' came shrill voice from the back
end Of the cable car.
All the strap-holders turned their
heads as one man.
1t was q small boy striving to drag
OF the hamper containing his mothers
washing.-Judge.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
ENTENTE CoRpIALE.

Extremely excited Frenchman, after
dispute with calm Englishman at the
Jardin de Paris-Let me tell you some
thing you! Sacred name Of thunder.
It is most lucky thing for you that
can neither speak English nor box.-
Rire.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
Answers to Queries

INDIAN NAME--R. valambrosa.
Cal The Indian name Yokayo means
big fat or fat country
sOTOYoME-R-, valam6rosa, Cal So
toyome is not an Indian name. but Is
castilian and means home OF my coun-
try
BOOK LovERs-H- A T.. City. The
Book Lovers Library was destroyed. by
the April hre and has not been started
again.
FIGHTS AND REFEREE=H K.
Stockton, Cal. Battling Nelson was not
a favorite in the betting over Corbett
in his last fight with that individual
He was the favorite in the betting in
his fight with A. Herrera. In Philadel-
delphia the referee in a boxing match
does not render decisions.
PHOSPHORESCENCE OF TEE SEA.
Reader. Paso Robles. and H. s.
City The phosphorescence of the sea
Is caused by a large number OF minute
marine insects This department has
not the space to devote to a technical
dissertation as to this effect. but such
is given In the International EncveIoe
pedia. under the head OF Luminosity
OF Animals
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
NO USE LOOKING.

Durant (waking UP In the middle Of
the night and seeing burglar In his
room MAN alive. what are you doing i?
You don't expect to find money here In
the dark, seeing that can't possibly
find any myself in broad daylight
Bon Vivant.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10
HER NAME EoR HIM

do you call your husband Honey y
mo. call him Pickle"
Good gracious, don't that make him
mad?"
NO; he knows detest honey. and
every woman loves pickles. Boston
Post
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10

the little play in which o. T. sign it." That
Fiske and Nellie McDonough as the people
of tha rof~
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-10

Eownsend's Cal glace fruits and can
dies az Emporium, Post and Van Nesz
and 1908 sSe xzse Valencia street
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03
Notice for Publication

Department of the Interior, Land
Office at Glenwood Springs, Colo.
Jan. 4, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler has filed notice
of his intention to make final proof
in support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before Register
and Receiver at Glenwood Springs,
Colo. on Saturday, February a. 1906,
at 10 o clock a. m, viz:
MATHEW r. STONE
OF Cardiff. Colo on P. D. S. No. 31s7
Ute, for the NJ NEA Sec. 80 and
So SEA Sec, 30, 7. 6 s., R. so W
9th P M.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz:
Lewis L. Reynolds, of Cardiff, Colo.
John Pedigo, of Cardiff, Colo.
John Gillin, of Cardiff, Colo.
Henry F. Sommers, of Antlers, Colo.
j. F. SQUIRE,
Register
'-l3-2-11
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03

COLORADO SPRINGS is not sat
isfied with the $175, 600 appropriation
secured by Congressman Brooks, and
now wants that amount doubled.
The dissatisfaction of the Springs peo-
pie grows out of the recent informa-
tion that Aberdeen. South Dakota, a
town of less than $500 population, has
secured federal building appropria-
tion equal to that secured by Mr..
Brooks for little Lunnon' while
Deadwood, another Dakota whistling
station, is to get her mail from a
5000, 900 building Aesthetic Colo
rado Springs does not consider this
in harmony with 1.-THE eternal fitness
of things" and Mr.. Brooks will be
asked to expand the present appropri-
alton to at least twice its present pro.
portions.
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03
Notice for Publication

Department of the Interior, Land
Office at Glenwood Springs, Colo,
Jan. 49,, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that the fol
lowing named settler has filed notice
of his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before Register
and Receiver at Glenwood Springs,
Colo, on Saturday, March 10, 1906,
at 10 O'Clock, a. M, viz:
FRANK MALONEY,
of Gypsum. Colo. on H. E. No. 2Os
Ute, tor the seq NWA Sec. e5, 7. 3
s., R. 81 W. 9th P. NJ.
He names the following witnesses
to prove his continuous residence up.
on and cultivation of said land. viz:
William Cannon, of Gypsum, Colo.
Arthur Younger, of Gypsum, Colo.
Chris Tucker, of Gypsum, Colo.
John Gilmore, of Gypsum, Colo.
J F. SQUIRE,
1-2O-2-A Register.
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03
THE WESTERN SLOPE is the farm

THE WESTERN SLOPE is the farm
ing section of the state, Other parts of
the state have good soil also, but it
takes this territory to have all the
needed advantages for steady cult
walton. This thought is suggested
by trip across the range to any part
of the eastern slope. Snow has been
scarce this winter over in that region,
and from ten to fifteen inches of the
beautiful to bare ground is merely
matter of taking trip through
the tunnels on either of the RAILROADS
at the point where they cross the di-
vide. Over here the farmers will
enjoy plentiful supply of water for
irrigation through the coming sum
mer as usual. while the indications
on the eastern slope point to scarcity
of water over there.
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03
SATURDAY. FEB. 8. 1906.
LOOKS LIKE SOUR GRAPES

The efforts now being made to oust
j. M Woodard from the Office of
game and fish commissioner seem to
have been instigated by few cheap
politicians who were unable 20 use
Mr.. Woodland to further their politi-
cal ends.
1t has been charged that Woodland
refused to build a fish hatchery in
Grand county in accordance with a
bill passed by the last Legislature,
whereas State Auditor Bent declares
the funds for that hatchery are not
available The same charge is made
concerning fish hatchery at Del
Norte, which the legislature located
on a dry piece of land, and Woodard
is being cursed because ne refuses to
blow in the states money on hatch
cry that could not be used, although
the auditor declares the money will
not be available under those circum-
stances 1t has even been charged
that Woodard was delaying action on
the Glenwood hatchery, while the
people who know the facts know that
as soon after the money was avail
ale as he could secure title to a
suitable piece of ground he let the
contract and the hatchery is now be-
ing built
We know not what real grievance
other communities may have against
Mr.. Woodard. but the people of this
section will bear out the statement of
the Post that 80 far as the western
slope is concerned Mr.. w GODDARD and
his subordinates have ever been alert
in the discharge of official duty, and
we bave heard no complaint against
Woodard except by violators of the
law.
At this distance from the rea
seat of war it looks like case Of
sour grapes ribbed up by fellow
named Bush, who wanted the jol
himself and failed to land, and few
others who wanted places as gam,
wardens but were either refused o
else were given trial and fred be
cause they would not do their worl
in satisfactory manner. If the bal
ance of the charges are as groundles
as those we are familiar with, we r
betting on Woodard.
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03
A Habit to Be Encouraged

The mother, who has acquired the
habit of keeping on hand bottle of
Cham berlain's Cough Remedy, saves
herself a great amount of uneasiness
and anxiety. Coughs, colds and
Group, to which chilrden are suscepti
BILE, are quickly cured by its use. 1t
counteracts any tendency of cold to
result in pneumonia, and if given as
soon as the first symptoms of cronp
appear, it will prevent the attack
This remedy contains nothing injuri-
GUS and mothers give it to little ones
with a feeling of perfect security.
Sold by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03

THE MILITARY honors with
which General Joe Wheeler was laid
to rest and especially that both the
blue and the gray participated in the
obsequies reminds US that we are get
ting farther away from the sectional
that we are being drawn closer to-
gether by charitable spirit under
the one flag we all love. A few years
ago we scarcely dared to hope that
the time would come when sectional
ism would be unknown and when
there would be no North and no
South" and all unite under one flag
with one purpose aud as lovers of
common country. But that day is
even now at our very doors and the
prayer of those who plead for
harmony and united purpose are al
most answered. And it may not be
out of place to remark in passing that
Presidents Mckinley and Roosevelt
have done more to bring about this
desired condition than all others had
accom plished in the previous forty
wears
The Glenwood post., 1906-02-03
THE FAILURE OF Col. Man

THE FAILURE OF Col Mann,
editor of Town Topics, to convict Ed
itor Hapgood of Collier for libel, is
victory for decent journalism and
blow at the blackmailing tactics by
which Mann has thrived for many
years. Hapgood, in the article com
planned of, did no worse than to brand
Town Topics as blackmailing sheet,
and Mann. by his own testimony and
that of his employees, clearly substan-
tiated Hapgood's claims, and of course
the defendant was acquitted as he
should have been. In all the blum
ders Col. Mann has made in his
stormy career perhaps none showed
poorer Judgment or proved more hu-
initiating in the end than this suit
against Hapgood. From the jury S
finding Mann now stands convicted of
blackmail as charged by Golfers, and
it is probable we will hear of other
libel suits in which Col. Mann will
play the role of defendant instead of
prosecuting witness.