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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

tuners could furnish to make the
settings appropriate. effective and
beautiful has been supplied The
cast is an evenly balanced one and
contains the means of many who
have won distinction heretofore, and
included the talented young star,
Miss Edna Earle Lindon.
Al Reeves-New Phillips.
Al Reeves big Beauty Show
comes TO the New Phillips Thursday
night and from all accounts and
newspaper notices is without ques-
ton is one of the best musical com
edies on the road this season. Mr..
Reeves has spared no expense in
making this one big travelling organ
ization fully equipped with beautiful
scenery, gorgeous costumes and
fine display OF electrical effects;
headed by the famous Six Bijoux, a
marvellous troupe of lady acrobats
coming direct from England and
making their first American appear
ance, having been specially engaged
by Al Reeves at a big salary for a
season of forty weeks with his show.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
The Lazy Worm.

Wise American doctors are extract
Ing the lazy worm from the natives of
Porto Rico and once more giving them
ambition to go forth and gather the
mellow banana or raise the kind of
tobacco that people smoke In the Unit
ed States who do not know any better.
This lazy worm is a peculiar sort of
creature After he has mixed himself
quite thoroughly with the internal
economy of a native the latter feels
more like sitting in the shade than
going forth in the hot sun to do some
heavy lifting.
There are people in the United
States who feel that way who have
never had the pleasure of the ac
quaintance of the lazy worm, but it
would take something stronger than
medicine to cure them. About the
only thing that will do them any good
Is a visit from their law,
and If that doesn't cure them they are
hopeless and should be given thirty
days without further preliminaries.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
SUCCESS

What is success? It's getting money.
I know some people disa gree
Ard hold so--1c notions rather funny,
But look G-ouEG YOU. boys, and see-
The man who cuts the largest capers
And tells the chauffeur when to go
And gets His name in all the papers
Is Johnny Wiseboy with the dough.
You hear II said tkat fame is feeting.
It's worse than that, il you'll observe;
1T doesn't furnish man with eating
Or any s-ch good purpose serve.
But when his bank account is bullying
He harvesrs three square meals day
And spends his leisure hours INDUCING
In pieasantrieS along the way.
That money brings you only trouble
Is said by those who have enough,
And then they break their necks to dou-
BILE
Their modest holdings of the stuff.
But always from their lips keep dropping
Their platitudes about the pain
And woe that bound TO be outcropping
In tons of treasure and its train.
BE rich and let who will be clever,
For If the coin is In your mitt
Those who are close to you will never
Take notice If YOU lack in wit.
The work may not be quite exalted.
But shed your jacket and saw woods
Then when YOU have million sailed
It's mighty easy to be good.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
is TREATED LIKE
A COMMON CROOK
SienSIand Turned Over to the
Chicago Authorities After
Examination.
A VOLUNTARY STATEMENT
WRECkER TELLS THE OLD STO-
by OF POOR INVESTMENTS HE
MADE.

New 1o.f. Sal. Paul O. Stems.
land, the defauitiRg president of tbs
Milwaukee Avenue State bank of Cai.
cage, who was returned from Morocco.
was lined up At POLICE headquarters
With a score Ct alleged pickpockets.
and was subjected to the customary
examination by the detective ser
geants. This ordeal over, he was re-
turned to the Identification bureau,
where he was measured in accordance
with the Bsrtillion system, and later
his photograph was taken TO be placed
on file at police headquarters.
Arrived at the district attorneys
Office the detectives and their prisoner
were shown into TIE office of Assist
ant District Attorney Charles Lock
wood. Sergeant Diefenthaler had the
extradition document. which had been
signed by the governor of New York
and the governor of Illinois, and the
assistant district attorney proceeded
to waive the rights CT the state of
New York to hold Stensland, and
formally turn him over to Detective
Sergeant Kinder OF Chicago.
Stensland made a voluntary state
ment to Police Inspector Mclaughlin.
Trembling with emotion and with
tears falling down his cheeks the ex-
bank president proceeded: Il made
some investments and they did not
mature as quickly as | thought they,
would. They were not paying. The
man under me, the cashier | mean,
took advantage OF the situation and
he got more than |. All | got was
100000 but | don't know what the
other man got. The money | went
away with was a few thousand dollars
that | made in real estate specula-
ton last summer | had always been
in hope of paying the money back, but
| suppose all is lost / am suffering
from asthma. | want to get back to
Chicago just as quickly as possible"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Keep
Your Nerve

1t IS nerve energy that runs
the organs OF Your body The
storage battery is the nerve
cells in the BRAIN and spinal
cord. and from this battery
nerve force IS sent out through
the system OF nerves To keep
the body healthy you must
have plenty Of nerve force. If
YOU have not, the organsswork
irnperfectly, the circulation IS
sluggish, digestion bad, zppe-
tite poor. kidneys inactive. and
aches, pains and misery's. are
the penalty.
You can keep the system
strong with DR.. Miles Nervine-
1t assists in generating nerve
energy: it strengthens tH
nerves and makes the WIZ lie
system strong and vigoro1e.
Pr Pom Miles herv rs Si proe ts kzamnis
/ " tried this pedfeine and und imme-
date relief, + soothss I'D strength II.
gloomy and pressixK thoughts and
gives the sun Eer< strength
and hope 1t Nd superb nerve re-
storer.
JUDGE JACOB SEEMANN,
Madison. Wisconsin.
Or. Miles Heart Cure Is sold by
your druggist. who will guarantee that
the first bottle Will beneft. II IL fails
he will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

-s1-A ~ cOuSsG
cred the most perfect nonconduc1or :.
heat and cold. 4 composition boar
consisting Of cork and some adhes.y.
materials to hold it together and rcn
der the product damp proof is nov
made. These boards come in sizes Z
foot wide. three FEET long and from al
sEeh TO fo;:r inches thick. They can be
easily sawed 10 6t-ia fact, can be
worked up like ordinary lumber. The
cork board Is used IN insulating ali
kinds of cold storage rooms. pipes. etc.
and In houses. especially those cor
Kructetl Of carssaf
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

"I'm glad to say" remarked Mrs.
Strongminde in an insinuating tone.
s'that my usband is not a sporty man"
"Oh," replied Mrs. Kafyppe, look
ing very sweet and innocent, I'm sur
prised to hear you say that. l have al
ways supposedsthat he must have mar
ried You on bet''-P.ttsburg Dispatch.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS.

Hereafter the routes of the PaIIa-
dunn in Richmond will be under the
charge Of a route manager. and car
rier boys will not collect from patrons
they serve. From this time on. the
collections will be made at regular in
tervals of two weeks by this route
manager. Under no circumstances
are carriers boys authorized to collect
for subscriptions.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
kcccs Him BUSY.

Keeps Hin Busy.
What is that young millionaire that
we used 70 know doing nows"
Hunting for some of the money that
he used to throw away"
Expense IS the only thing that keeps
some people from being wicked
When Imagination becomes fact sci
ence and invention take long lear
forward
4 self made man rarely seems de
sirous of keeping his factory running.
A woman IS often moved 10 let some
one else talk FIR tie sake of variety.
British Standard Measures.
The standard measures of Great
Britain are preserved in The archive:
Of parliament
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Strennoua Yarfetr.

at is thought" remarked Dennis,
sthat the robberies are the worruk of
sneak thieves
Sneak thieves, is it?" replied Pat
rick ''Sure, an they must be bold
sneak thieves then.'-Pittsburg Chron-
scle-Telegraph.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Needed Muscular Help.

did he make success as farmer!"
mo; the crops wouldn't thrive on
good advice"
Close Observer.
THAT girl said the country post
mistress. lis carryin' on n secret CORE
spondence with some young feiler.''
How do YOU know
"She never uses postal cards no
more" New Orleans Times-Democrat-
The water Pump.
e The water pump of today is an in-
provemeat on an invention which first
came in.o use u the year 2S3 b. C.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Exhibits Have Arrived.

Many agricultural exhibits which
are to be shown at the Court House
Thursday, Friday and Saturday have
arrived at the Office of County Super
intendent Jordan Country produce
and handiwork are to be shown.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

''You look weary" commented the
arctic explorer.
mo wonder" reniied the heavy eyed
Eskimo; 1.-The baby has been crying all
night
''Indeed?'
Yes, aud that's. exactly nTe months
md six days SO far"-Puck
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
RAILROAD CASUALTIES
THE FIGURES ALARMING
Statement Issued by Interstate Com
merce Commission Shows That
TwentySix People were Killed
Each day by Railroads.

Washington, Sept. 25.-During the
year ending June so. 1905, according
to a statement issued by the inter
state commerce commission, an aver
age of 26 people were killed a day
and 23S injured day on railroads in
the United States. The total number
killed during the year was 9,7o3, while
the injured numbered S6,00S.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Demand it Be Bryan.
Publishers Pressl

c TUDIESHHTS I7TESSI
Butte, Mont Sept, 25.-At the DEM
ocrat State convention here today, T.
J. Walsh, of Helena, was nominated
for congress and J. B. McClernan. of
Butte, for associate justice. Both
nominations were made by acclama-
ton. Resolutions were adopted de-
handing the nomination of William
j. Bryan for the presidency in 1908.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Livery Stable Sold.

Centerville, Ind. Sept. 20. (Spl.)-
John C. King has sold his livery sta
BILE on Main street to c. B. George.
and T. E. Nickels. They took pos
session on Tuesday morning.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

Mr.. and Mrs Harry Cain. who were
here to attend the golden wedding an
niversary of Mr.. and Mrs Thornton
p. Cain. returned to their home in
Brooklyn, y. Y, yesterday.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Snd Dog.

40 more / tread the Great White Way
And do the town till break o. day.
No more with Wfnifred / hoof
High up unto the breezy roof.
And to the club no more 1 stray
Or auto with Phyllis or May:
/ do not golf with sweet Marie:
Theaters hold no charm for me;
The old world seems one mass of gloom,
Ny whole life just one hollow tomb
My wife is back,
IF r Pitzer In New York Press.
SJ1CCECC
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

Don't worry about the people who act
as if they were doing you favor when
they accept favor from you; they will
get on IN the world
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

You are apt to meet good natured
people when you are good natured
yourself
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

No man considers an advantage ac-
cruing to him a mean advantage.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
The Mayor Returns.

Mayor Schillinger has returned
from an outing trip among the lakes
in Steuben county in the north east
ern corner of the state.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Hunor ano Philosophy
BY DUNCAN NJ Smith
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Most small boys regard September as
the month of schooima ans and self
denial
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

Trying to set on good thing often
matches out trouble.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

No woman has time to preserve her
good looks and fruit at the same time.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

See how waat you have heard looks
in print and get dollar for doing it.
Win the news "tip" prize.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
At THE THEATERS

"A Stranger in Town''-Gennett.
Frank Beamish, who comes to the
Gennett next Friday night in the jol-
| ly musical farce "A Stranger in
| Town. is one of the best known com
edfans in the country As charac-
ter actor in stock he is known from
end to end of the country and that he
will make many warm friends in this
town during his only too brief en-
gagement, is taken for granted A
Stranger in Town" is one of those
/ bright, breezy tonics built for the ex-
| press purpose of driving away the
blues" and if there be any one in the
town who suffers from melancholy the
tip is out that "A Stranger in Town"
will be the best physician to consult.
"Rufus Rastus"-Gennett.
With the aid of beautiful scenic eff
| fects and extravagant costume de-
signs, Rufus Rastus,' the big music
al comedy show, will come to the
Gennett on October I'd. No less
prominent colored comedian than
Earnest Hogan, will again be seen in
the title role, and most of the last sea
sons fine aggregation of singing, dam
cling and comedy talent has been re.
tanned.
Hurtig and Seamon, under whose
managerial guidance, Ernest Hogan is
appearing, feel we'll satisfied that they
have neglected nothing in order that
the Rufus Rastus' production
should eclipse in all respects any SIM
liar entertainment now before the pub
lie.
Vaudeville at the Phillips.
No lover of vaudeville can find any
excuse for not attending the perform
ance at the New Phillips this week,
for the program is one of most at
tractive nature and is SO diversified
that there is no monotony. Included
are head and hand balancing, whist
ling, novelty breakaway boxing act,
illustrated songs, motion pictures,
comedy acrobatic work, singing and
dancing and comedy novelty. The
York and Herbert Trio, Bartlett and
Collins, Leo and Sulky, st, Arno and
Croumer and Laura Jones are among
the best in the various lines that they
essay Miss Ruby Cohan's singing
of the illustrated songs, one of which
this week is of quite a novel nature,
is very acceptable The motion PIC
lures are, as usual, quite entertaining
and amusing. On Thursday night
there will be no vaudeville, owing to
the fact that Al Reeves Beauty
Show" will appear. Friday night
the amateurs will be in evidence.
"Thorns and Orange Bloss sons
Gennett.
decidedly finished production OF
Lem B. Parker's dramatiZation of
Bertha NJ. Clay's widely read story,
"Thorns and Orange Blossoms will
- roo,, +lo Co,pott rsIie,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Hardest Part.

IT'S not a crime to write a rhyme,
AS has been limited.
But We'll iInpart that it's an art
To set 1t printed.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Reunion at Chester.

Chester. Ind. Sept s. (Spl.N-Tne
third reunion of the filler family was
held in Gist's wood Sunday There
were fifty presently The next reunion
will be the secq<d Sunday in August
1907, at Glen A1er.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

The PaIIal Am gives a dollar each
week for best piece Of news Zip
ped off" it.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Trustees Meet Monday.

The township trustees meet Mon
day to settle their poor accounts.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

Very cheap people often cost their
friends a lot of money.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Coming Thick.
A Hard Hit.

"Why is it that you seem to have
failed in all of your ventures"
Il have had to spend SO much of
my valuable time answering fool ques-
TONS
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

Even experience has to hit man
1elt over the head sometimes before
/ can teach him anything.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
Brutal.

''Know what think of your
NO"
Anybody who claims kin to you
shows mighty poor judgment"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
ENOUGH to Make Him So.

II should think that that man would
be pessimiSt."
"Why?"
Even the milk disagrees with him."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26
"Thorns and Orange Blossoms
Cennett.

decidedly finished production OF
Lem B. Parker's dramatization OF
Bertha NJ Clay's widely read story,
.tThorns and Orange Blossoms will
be seen at the Gennett tonight. This
is a Rowland and Clifford attraction
and all that scene painters and cos
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-26

Corset laces are the ties that bind.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-16
INDOOR TENNIS.
Heights Casino Team Of Brooklyn Defeats
Cadet Corps OF Boston.

The lawn tennis team OF the Heights Casino
OF Brooklyn yesterday defeated the team OF
the Cadet Corps OF Boston la the second of the
championship series OF matches for the honors
Of the Inter-City Indoor League. Ii was
the second defeat that the Bostonians had
experienced, as two weeks ago they were
beaten by the team Of the Seventh Regiment.
Hugh Tallsnt. q. NJ. Bull, Jr.. Frederick B.
Alexander and W. q. DE Mile represented the
Casino yesterday, while the Boston repre-
sentatives were Richard Bishop. b. S. Blake.
p. l.. Schuyler and q. Malworth. For the
score SsSe.s a set stdF rs 1 he Won T RTs {Ps E Progm RBI aXgr To
The first match on the Casino courts
brought Iallant and Bishop out for the singles.
Bishop was puzzled by the long, low bounds.
and as II was impOs able for him TO get up
TO the net without his being passed for the
point by Tallant the Bostonian lost the match
The early contest of the afternoon session
brought together Bull and Blake. The latter
first set and by getting up to the net for smash
ing at the critical periods he was successful
IN sSoTIaE ne set at g r. before % Bull had az n.
Crescent champion and his good aud timely
placed drives worked havoc in Blake's court
during the next two sets, so that Bull won
the match at 4-6. 8-3 and Ga.
Frederick b. Alexander and W. @. De Mile
paired I'd in the doubles They eGps up @
p iIIpSs SCHUYLER HtGuS and &. 0%sRsIissssogrtSSS S dsfs wSIea
f faa' 6 back I"'' THE were Boston SSn''a paiE i SSSeS'is ait e
good effect. but they were unable 10 turn the
tide of defeat that had set against them and
they lost the match in straight sets at "a
and e..
Following the matches a meeting of the
representatives OF the inter-city clubs was
held, and William Is. Crggln, Jr, Seventh
Regiment Lawn Tennis club, elected president
Of the organization, with Richard Bishop,
The Moyamensing lawn Tennis Club, OF
Philadelphia was elected 70 membership
in the league. and it, representative, Ewing
Stllle, will endeavor % arrange matches with
the other clubs Of the organization.
The record OF the points won and Loaf for
the inter-city championship follows: Seventh
Heights Casino. Brooklyn, won, 2; lost, 0.
Cadet Corps. Boston. won, o. lost, O..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-16
MmOADVNAY AND NINETEENTH STe#

The riders seemed to have settled down 20
the idea that everything would depend on the
last mile. which really would be the only racing
part Of the whole contest, and the trainers
were paying special attention TO their prepa-
The fast rider of each tea m rested all he
could during the day. while his slower team
mate toiled on, Just keeping up the semblance
Of a race, Wheels that we're to be used in the
final mile were carefully overhauled, adj
justed and fitted with new tires so that when
the proper time came the Bprinters would be
In good shape for the final struggle.
The race. as it.has been called, this year has
been q big success from a financial standpoint.
II was estimated by one who can figure on
show houses that up to Friday night more
than 500. 600 had been taken In for admissions
only. In addition to this are the many
privileges that have been farmed out. The
bar and restaurant have been a mint: the pro-
gramme privilege. too, has paid well, The
takers in the basement. and on the arena floor
have had to pay well for their privilege, but
they have all made money. and considerable
tisements that are displayed around the
building. The expenses OF a show like this
are not very large. The prize money is %. 500:
some riders get extra inducements, th' track
has to be built and the help paid: but that
il all. so those interested In the management
will make a good fat purse out OF their
venture,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-16
WEST SIDE SWIMMERS WIN.
Championship OF r. VI. &. A. o with Vic
tory Over BROOKLYN Central Branch.

In the pool Of the Brooklyn Central Young
Mems Christian Association a dual swimming
meet was held last night between the West
Side Branch and Brooklyn Central teams.
The latter has defeated the Prospect Park.
Eastern District, Twenty-si1th Ward. Bed
ford and Williamsburg branches. while West
Side has defeated teams from the Harlem.
East Side. Twenty-third Street. Newark and
New Rochelle branches. The West Side
Branch won last night. which makes its swim
ming team the New York State Y. NJ. c, A.
champions,
The Is yard scratch race resulted in q clean
sweep for West Side. Mantell. who won in
IL seconds, Ia the son of Robert Mantell, the
actor. The quarter mile race was one sided,
The winner, Kelley. established a new record
Of I minutes 5 SIS seconds for the Y. NJ. {. A.
The relay race was close and exciting: West
Side winning in 2 minutes Is As seconds. The
summary:
go Yard Relay Rsce.,Won by West Side. with
Nell, EyIerS, Mantell and Johnson; Brooklyn Central,
second, with Baker. King. BornhOld and LlghtOwler.
Time. : minutes ~ IS seconds.
Underwater swim for Distance by Zerren
ner. BROOKLYN Central. with 100 feet: Studeback er,
West Side, second. with 100 feet; Mordecai, West
Side. third. With 10 feet.
Is Yard SWim-won by MAntell. with Eylers
second and Almes third. all West Side Branch.
so Yard swim on Baok--won by Friedlander,
West side: BOrnhOldt, Brooklyn Central, second;
Bechtold, West side. third, Time, a. seconds.
KinR. Brooklyn Central, second; Mordecai. West
side third, Time. I minute 7 , 5 seconds.
Quarter Mile SWim-Won by Kelley, West Side.
Time, 7 minutes 5 5 seconds.