Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1906-12-28
Observations.

If you like the newspaper man or if he
likes you If he is true to his profession
and publishes paper for the people
he allows no personal matters or petty
spites to interfere with his new
gathering. He may meet you as
stranger yet along with his best friends
chronicles your success and sorrow
wherever you may be and those WIZ
would otherwise forget you are eve
and anon reminded of your ext tenc
by an item in your home paper. Others
may deceive and iefraud you, but your
home paper never forgets you. Posi-
bly, you do not deserve decent treat
ment by the paper but you get it just
the same and if it should at any time
say things to cause you to turn the
wrong way-study MON Mt and se,s
if it has not at various times said
many nice things for which you fail
to give it credit
In a certain western town there
lives couple, both of whom, before
their marriage, had been widowed
She had been left with four children
to face the battle of life, while he
had three to take care of.
To-day they have ten children run
ming around the house, and the mothel
has hard time to keep peace IN tn
family. Usually the trouble is be
tween the children of the formeI
marriages but the other day, relate
Harper's Weekly, things were some
what different and the woman knew
not what tn do in the case, so she
rushed out of the house and shouted
to her husband:
''Oh, John, come in quick! YOU
children and my children are whippinz
our Children
A prominent southern physician
upon reaching his office one morning
found an old negro who had been {
servant in his family standing in til,
waiting room, relates the Woman
Home Companion. The old negro
after mentioning several painful symp
toms, related his usual hard luck story
and begged the doctor to prescribe
The physician filled a small bottl
an said: ''Take teaspoonfuI OF thi
Nose, after each meal, and come bacI
in day or two if you do not fee
better -
Mars John, l can't take dat med
clne,' answered Nose.
"You will have to take 1T if vol
want to get WE'LL
"How'm l gwine to take it
Whar'm | gwlne get de meals?"
Chevrolet, the automoblist, was
talking at Ormond to New Yorl
Press man about American railways
"Your railways are superb he
said. "Abroad we have nothing like
them. In speed, comfort. IN luuxry
American railways lead the world
But the expense!
On my way to Florida | asid tc
the porter as the time drew near fol
US to part:
Porter, you have been very
attentive and l want to give you
something, but have no change.
"Then l took out 500 bill from
my wallet.
Certainly, SIR the porter an
swered., pulling out large roll OF
money, How will have it sir F?
In tives?''
Congressman Perkins was in the
office of a friend, a justice of the
peace, when couple came IN to be
married. After the ceremony the
justice accepted a modest fee, and
handed the bride an umbrella as she
went out.
Mr.. Perkins looked on gravely and
asked. EDO you always do that,
Charlie?''
'"Du what? Marry them? Oh yes. )"
mo | mean bestow a present upon
the BRIDE.
"A present? Why wasn't that her
umbrella?'' gasped the justice.
No; 1T was mine,' replied the
congressman sadly.
A young writer was journeying
through the western states looking for
material for story he was writing,
and while there he used to watch the
COWS on the prairies and could not
help enjoying them. One day he asked
the owner how it was that the cows
were so contented. ooh they enjoy