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The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1906-11-17
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Parties are hereby notified TO re-
fraiu from trespassing upon my
farm north oi Burns I shall pros
-cut,auy person found ire-plssing
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The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1906-11-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION


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The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1906-11-17
NorIcE FoR puRLlcATIoN
UNITED STATES LAM OrSIcF.
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LIQUOR LICENSE PETITION.

W. the undersigned ivga, voters of
Lake precinct, liaruey county, state Of
oregon. respectfully petition ine lion
County Cont oi HaFHry cnu1ty. state Of
1frsuu io grant a license o. sidney
D1msggs o. .ell spiriiuous. malt and
vuous liquors iu lees quantities than
0ue gallon iu AXE precinct HaFuey
rougi, state % Oregon, Tor period Of
s.z months, a. in duty bound We will
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1906-11-17

NHN. NNAN
AAuH- NaMFs
IS Mckenzie A Whiteside
@ Z Wm -llr Y CaWlheld
D. " Cox g II Kidwell
Clifford Cleveland Frank l. Anderson
A. Z -mVth Ed Anderson
~ Haley TT Haley
A Gilbert J0aluiue berdugo
G AUd-fsIu NJ hrpps
oliver Aic. arts Cha- Osburn
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Noticr .- h-r-by given tha, Oh Monday
lhe lOiL dAg 0i I'ecem er, 1870, the un-
dsrs.gued silI apply % tlr County Conrt
oi the state OF oregon, for Harney c0nn-
%. ior ihv lirrnsr mentioned IN tne lore
going petition
sIpsEF CoAEaYs.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23
Mrs. Julia Ward Howe's Joke.

Despite her advanced years (she
recently celebrated the eighty-sev-
enth anniversary OF her birth in her
charming home in Boston, surround
er by her children and friends), Mrs.
Julia Ward Howe retains her aptitude
for the making OF clever phrases. A
few days ago, on her return from Bal
timore, when she had been recuper-
ating from a slight illness, Mrs.
Howe was driven through one Of the
side streets OF Boston with friends,
and passed the charitable eye and ear
infirmary.. That institution does
much good, and no one knows II bet.
ter than Mrs. Howe. But as she
looked at the building and slowly
read the name, she said, without the
shadow of a smile: Il don't see the
good of that place" why, what do
you mean?" asked a friend, In aston
ishment." This" said Mrs. Howe
II did not know there was a char.
liable eye or ear in Boston; so what
is the use OF an infirmary for them?''
Though she had lived all her life in
Boston, Mrs. Howe never had lost
sight OF the peculiar characteristics
OF the residents OF the Hub.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23
THE LITTLE THINGS
SMALL coURTEsIEs WOMEN LIKE
AND EXPECT FROM MEN.
About All That Is Left for the Sterner
Sex to Do, the Rest May Safely
Be Left to Woman
kind.

The woman said chivalry was dead.
The man acquiesced and said 1t was
all the fault OF women themselves.
You see," he went on, you won.
en- have become so independent that
there is little left for men to do for
you. You can do almost everything
for yourself nowadays, and we have
been forced into the position of stand
ing one side and watching you.
There's hardly a thing | can do for
you but what you can do for your
self, and | feel absolutely foolish Of
fering to do things. For instance.
what is the use OF me helping you on
and on a car when you golf, bowl,
walk miles and, in fact are more ath-
letic than am? It's really presump-
tuous of me to think of Offering my
aid
why should rush to take you to
the theater when you run into mat
inee whenever you feel like 1t? can
not even order dinner better than
you can. You are so used to ordering
when you are on shopping trip or
art utldltu uONnNOMu WI SOiiN w.
son. that my menu would not be so
good as yours. Why should | pre-
some to hustle TO hail handsom
when you have done II 100 times your
self and do II better and more grace
fully than ] do? Why should ! brow
beat the conductor who gave you a
bad nickel in change when I've heard
you tell again and again how you
had given such individuals piece OF
your mind on similar occasions?
why should | ever suppose you are
pleased TO get flowers from me when
you proudly boast that you earn
money enough TO buy your own flow
ers whenever you feel like It? Then
there's the matter of confectionery.
You discover the new candies the min
ute they are on the market and buy
sample before | have got wind that
there is anything new.
"Time was when a young girl never
went driving unless a young man took
her. Now you 90 out to livery stable
and hire a rig whenever you have the
desire TO take q little spin, and, OF
course. feel that I'm Offering you
something very tame ii ] ask you to
60 driving You even automobile, so
there's no pleasure in asking you out
in a machine. | can't even offer you
new books to read. for ten chances
70 one you get hold of them before
I do.
so what is there left for the men
to do? You women yourselves have
shown us how Unnecessary certain lit
tie attentions are, so we naturally
have shrunk from offering them"
Just then the woman dropped her
handkerchief, and the man stopped to
pick II up.
That's what you can do" she said.
"Those little things that show you are
thoughtful and considerate, and well
readily forgive you for not doing the
big things which YOU say all we wom'
en- can do for ourselves"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23
PULSE.

August 20, 1906.
Fred Granger and wife and children.
of Hillsboro, and Moody Pulliam and
wife, of Pricetowu, spent Sunday
with F. o. Pulse and family.
Sinai Fling and son, Russell, visited
relatives here Sunday and Monday.
Miss Rebecca Clancy is visiting her
brother, Carlton CLANCY at Glenwood,
Indiana.
Stanley Smith and wife and daugh-
ter, Mrs. Mary Cochran, and Rachel
Cochran and daughter, Auda, spent
Friday with William Sanderson and
family.
DR.. CLANCY and William Barrack.
man, of Sardinia, were callers at the
home of ]. Fl. Duvall Monday after
noon.
Mrs. Lila Duvall and baby, Gwendo-
lyn, returned home after spending
several DAYS with her parents near
Mt Oreb.
Mr.. and Mrs. Florence returned To
their home in Newport, KY, Wednes-
day. They we're accompanied home
by Mrs. Lon Ragland and Ray Taylor,
who will be their guests a few days.
James Laforge and wife were visi.
tors at Pricetown Sunday.
Sid Taylor visited relatives at New.
port Sunday.
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THE NEws-HERALD, HLLsBoRo THURSDAY AUGUST as 1906

shue daily demonstrated to vast
crowds the feasibility of aerial navi'
cation, and the interest displayed In
this latest scientific invention was
such that the managers have again
contracted with him for daily exhibit
tions at the coming Ohio State Fair,
to be held in Columbus, September 3,
4, 5, 6 and I. There can be no disap-
polntments this year, as Captain kna'
benshue spent the past winter In Call
fornia per,ecting the mechanism OF
the craft. and with the improvement
made is now able to sail the seas OF
air during the most turbulent weather
The new machine is a model OF sim
plcity. combined with strength and
lightness. and retains but few Of the
features embodied in the vessel used
last year The gas bag is constructed
OF 760 yards Of the finest japanese
silk, imported especially for this pur'
pose, and has capacity OF 1900 cubic
feet of hydrogen gas. To insure the
greatest safety TO the operator. the
Six Is SCNel III sludlSs Us W iNho oi Y
set in a wall. so that In case of acci
dent seam could rip but a short dis
tance, allowing but q small quantity
Of gas TO escape. and enabling the
navigator to descend gently to the
earth A marked Improvement has
been made in the rigging Of the craft.
and instead of the long, ladder-like
framework running the entire length
OF the gas envelope, everything Is now
compact. the carrying car or rigging
being but ten feet long. The car is
equipped with cushioned seats, the
operator being able TO man the vessel
with the same comfort and ease as Is
enjoyed were he skimming over the
waters In his private yacht. Knaben.
shue considers this the most potent
feature of the improvements made. as
heretofore he was forced to'stride the
rigging and was in constant danger
lest sudden lurch OF the vessel
should precipitatp him 20 an untimely
end The propeller and aeroplane.
formerly located at either end Of the
gas envelope. are now directly above
the carrying car. giving. less resist
ance to the wind and increasing the
speed OF the ship. A remarkable
piece of mechanism of the craft is tho
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

gasoline engine which furnishes the
propelling power The engine, while
weighing but ninety pounds, Ia OF
ten.horse power, and was constructed
In its entirety by Captain Knaben.
shue. The weight OF the vessel is
about 300 pounds, with a carrying ca.
pacity Of 100 pounds Under favor.
able weather conditions the speed at
tained is forty miles an hour, this be.
ing reduced according to the velocity
OF the wind.
Captain Knabenshue's contract with
the Ohio State Board OF Agriculture
calls for daily flights over the exhibit
tion buildings and around the race
course, and In addition to these he
will make daily trips to the city.
rounding the dome OF the state capi.
tol. and to prove conclusively that he
is complete master of the vessel will
alight upon one of the numerous
skyscraper Office buildings He has
also in contemplation several exciting
races with an automobile on the race
track, and II present plans are con.
summated this will be daily feature
of his exhibitions. mammoth aero
dome for housing the airship will be
erected on the fair grounds, and dur
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23
READY FOR AN ASCENSION.

and giving practical demonstrations OF
the then so-caled "horseless vehicles"
Five machines, including three pleas
ure vehicles, heavy transfer wagon
and a light runabout. were exhibited,
and the vast crowds attracted stood in
bewilderment, as With a steady "chug.
chug," the machines gracefully glided
around the race course. Since that
time the improvements made on these
have been such that today, instead OF
a pleasure toy for the wealthy, auto
mobiles are recognized necessities
and are In use in all classes OF trade
where horses were formerly employed.
This triumph in method Of transporta.
tion has in the last few years been
overshadowed by one which gives
promise 10 completely revolutionize
this question, and. while perhaps the
people generally will give little Gre
dence TO the statement, II will be only
a matter OF a few years until airshps
will be as common as automobiles,
and freight and passengers will be
carried through the air on monstrous
airline vessels.
For over two hundred years scien-
tific men have endeavored to master
the problem Of aerial navigation, and
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23
Legal Notice.

George w. Barnett If living. and If dead
his heirs at law, legatees and divisers whose
names and places OF residence are unknown,
1905, G. W. Rhoten as Executor of John
Roberts late of Highland County, Ohio. de-
ceased, hled his petition in the Common
Pleas Court of Highland County, Ohio. being
cause No 1873 therein, and as such Executor
asks therein for the sale OF the following
described Real Estate situate in Whiteoak
township, Highland County. Ohio, and on
the waters OF Whiteoak Creek. being part
OF 1000 acres Of Watch Survey No. 22ll, and
part OF Lot No. l2 as described in the division
al plat made for Mcdowell 8 Smith in 1854
bounded and described as follows. to-wit
Beginning at the original line of said Sur
yey and Hugh Miller at stone S. f. corner
OF James g, McNealy's lot of 10 acres thence
with said line ;. 65 deg. f. 50 poles TO a stone
$, w, corner OF s. Surbers tract OF 80 acres ;
thence n, "a deg. Il. 100 poles to a stone in the
line OF John Surber thence n. s. deg W. 81
McNealy's lot of l6 acres thence S. "a deg.
w. 100 poles to the place of beginning con-
tanning 10 acres more or less.
SAID petition alleges tina said John Roberts
departed this life on or about the lith day of
February, 1908, testate and siezed in fee
simple of said Real Estate. that said George
w. Barnett II living, and IL deceasedhis heirs
al law, legatees and dlvsers have no interest
In said lands or in the proceeds that NAV
arise from the sale thereof that said John
Roberts and his wife, Elizabeth Roberts, for
more than 30 years prior to the said iith day
OF February, 1905. held the actual notorious,
continuous and exclusive adverse possession
OF said premises.
SAID petition prays that, by degree OF the
court the said George W. Barnett II living.
and II deceased his heirs at law, legatees and
devisers be found TO have no interest In said
lands or In the proceeds arising from the
sale thereof, that as against them the title
70 saiu lands be forever quieted, and that
plaintii as such Executor be authorized TO
sell sald Real Estate 10 carry out the inten-
tons OF the said will OF said John Roberts,
deceased
The said George w. Barnett II living, and
u deceased his heirs at law. legatees and
dlyisers VIII take notice that they have been
made parties defendant TO said petition and
are required TO answer said petition on or
allegations OF said petition will be taken as
confessed 70 be true, and judgment will be
taken as therein prayed for.
August l. 1905 WILSON & MCBRIDE,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
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SOARING AMONG THE CLOUDS.

ing the interim between the flights
the ship can be closely inspected.
while Captain Knabenshue will ex.
plain its detail workings
Ohio's Fair this year will be OF such
stupendous proportions as 10 truly
portray our greatness as one OF the
leading states of the Union. and the
seventeen mammoth exhibition build
ings will be filled TO overfiowing with
the choicest fruits Of skill. science and
industry. The interurbans have grant.
ed exceedingly low excursion rates.
while the rate now In force on the
steam roads is such that the expense
N a trip to Columbus Is small, and
syery loyal Buckeye should attend.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Church-Going to Chicago, hear
Gotham-Yes, have to ostart today.
Church-You'll 60 on the train
that's only one night on the road.
suppose
Gotham-No, The train 60 on will
be two nights on the road. You see,
] want to pat 1t OF a. long as possible
-Yonkers Statesman.
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we are now practically upon the
threshold OF success Ohio stands
strongly In the limelight in solving
this seemingly unfathomable problem,
as native Buckeye son, A. Roy Kna-
benshue, is today universally recog.
nized as the premier aerial navigator
of the world, and 1t was less than one
month ago that he triumphantly sailed
around the Washington monument at
the nations capital. while on the 9Th
Inst. he established new record for
Iong-distance flights by sailing from
New York city to Boston, a distance
NJ nearly three hundred miles.
During the continuance of the Ohio
State Fair lest year. Captain Knabeh.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23
A Daily Feature at the Ohio
State Fair, Columbus,
SEPT. 3, q, 5, 6 AND 7
Daily Flights and Exhibitions, Rising to
Dizzy Heights and MajesticaIly
Sailing the Seas of Air
AS A HUGE BIRD OF PREY

With the improvements Made Captain
knabenshue is Now Able TO Fly
During the Most Turbulent Wealth
er, and TO Prove That He Is Com.
plete Master OF the Craft viii
Make Daily Excursions to the City,
Concluding These Voyages by
Rounding the Dome Of the State
captol-An Exciting Test OF Speed,
Engaging an Automobile In a Race
With the Aerial Craft, a Feature Of
This Exhibition.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

"It's just scandalous the way the
Bearded Lady is loadin' himself with
booze these days" remarked the Wild
Man from Borneo. 81 should think
he'd be afraid o. delirium tremens."
80 no, he considers himself safe
replied the Living Skeleton; "he's
married TO the Snake Charmer, you
know. ."-Philadelphia Press.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Lady Helper-Come, Johnny, I'm
sure you can manage one more piece
of cake"
Johnny lin a hoarse whisper)-No
thanky, mum. A'can stilleat, but A.
can't swaller Punch.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Incredible as It may seem. II was
1ust ten years ago that the Ohio State
Board Of Agriculture, in seeking the
latest and best attractions TO be fea-
tured at the Ohio State Fair, contract.
cd with an Indiana firm for exhibiting
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Mrs. Mermaid-Did you put out the
catfish
Mr.. Mermaid-Yes, but If that dog.
fish doesn't quit his baying at the
moonhsh I'll never get any sleep
Brooklyn Eagle.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Grandma-Tommy, is there any
thing you like better than piece of
pie
Tommy with his mouth full)-
Yes'm. Two pieces.'-Chicago Trib-
une.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Lawyer-What is your full name ?
Witness-K. X. X. Karl Benson.
Lawyer-What do all the KS stand
fors
Witness-Nothing, the minister
who christened me suffered. Boston
Transcript.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

Things are not as they used to be-,
said the man of melancholy remi-
niscences.
mo" answered Mr.. Dustin Stax re-
gretfully. "The time was when great
wealth would get man out of trouble.
Now It gets him into it.-Washington
star.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

ma, who was that strange man
that came home with you last night?"
"Why, Willie, you must not speak
that way of him. He's your new
papa. Chicago Record Herald.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-08-23

The Romantic one-How poetical-
ly beautiful is the evening dew.
The Practical One--Yes, you might
cali II the sweat on the brow Of the
hill.-New York Sun.