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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

Nothing will relieve indigestion that.
is not thorough digestion. Dyspepsia.
Cure dIgests what you eat, and allows
the stomach to rest-recuperate-gr
strong again, A few doses of Kodol af
ter meals will soon restore the stomach
ann digestive organs to full perform
ance of their functions naturally. Solo
by the j Grow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

"Noah's wife," wrote boy in
an examination, "was called Joan
of Arc" Lava" said second,
isis what the barber puts on your
face" ga BLIZZARD" declared an
other, is the inside of fowl"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14
Public Warning!

We shall not be responsible if any
person takes any but the genuine Fo-
ley's Honey and Par for coughs and
colds. limitations are worthless and
contain opiates. The genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar in the yellow package
contains no opiates and is safe and sure
j. f. Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14
For Over Sixty Years

Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over 60 years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething with perfect
allays all pain; cures wind collie and Is The best
remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
IN every part of the world Twenty-Five cents
a bottle. Be sure and ask for MRS. Winslow' S
Soothing Syrup and take no other kind.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

The contract has been let for the
first lock and dam Oh the Trinity
river, but the Trinity is not yet
navigable to Dallas by dam site.
-Nacogdoches Plain. Dealer.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14
How to Avoid Appendicitis.

Most victims of appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated. Orino
LaXatiue Fruit Syrup cures chronic con-
stipation by stimulating the liver and
bowels and restores the natural action
of the bowels Orino. Laxative Fruit
Syrup does not nauseate or grippe and is
mild to take. Defuse substitutes. S. F.
Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

Green bones freshly cut are prov
ing to be great egg producer.
Fowls are very fond of it, and it Isl
good for them whether in town OF
in the country.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

At meeting of the County Far
mers' Union at Kaufman it was
decided to erect a cotton storage
building with capacity of about
1900 bales.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

Ordinary household accidents have
no terrors when there's bottle of DR..
Thomas Electric OIL in the medicine
chest. Heals burns, cuts, bruises,
sprains. Instant relief. For sale by
the f Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

The steel mills of the United
States will run night and day all
this year and the estimated value
of their output which will largely
consumed by the railroads is $170,.
100000.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

It's the little colds that grow into big
cofds;the big colds that end in consump-
ton and death. Watch the little colds.
DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup. For
sale by the j, F. Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

1t is some work and care to have
a garden and some nice flowers,
but they pay.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

The highest points to which bu-
man beings can ascend with involv-
ing injury to health is 1860 feet.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14
Gen. Dick Taylor Camp ]. C. V

GGn. LUX IdYlUr Gdllp U. y. '
NO. 1906.
Ct. w. l.. DAWSON, Com.
GEO. T. TODD, Adjt.
Regular meeting of Gen. Dick
Taylor Camp Sunday April 10Th,
at 8 p. m. All comrades requested
to attend.
Special train will leave Marshall
April 23rd, at $50 p. m. for Con-
federate Reunion in New Orleans.
Rates, 81 80 for round trip.
BATTLE OF BRANDY STATION.
by George H. Moffet, Parkersburg,
w, Va, in Confederate Veteran.
(continued)
Pardon another slight DEPRESSION. On
the 9th day of June, 1893, on street
corner in the city of Portland, Oregon,
met Gen. b. Compson, then prom
inent citizen of the Pacific Coast. After
an exchange of greetings, some remark
was made about the wtrnth of the
weather. Il was just thinking, as l
came up the street,, said Gen. Comp
son, "that thirty years ago to-day was
the hottest dap ever saw" When ask
ed what torrid event had made such an
indelible impression upon him, he re-
piled: at was at Brandy Station. where
the great cavalry battle was fought.
At that time i was in command of the
Seventh New York Cavalry, supporting
a battery which you Rebels took from
us. and for little while l thought it
about the hottest place a mortal man
ever got into" And at the recollection
of it he began to wipe the perspiration
from his brow. When told that be-
longed to the regiment which captured
his guns, there was anoGber handshake.
Pretty soon afterwards two old soldiers,
of opposing armies, had found shady
nook where they sat down and were
good-humoredly fighting over the bat
ties again. When soldier meets SOL
der, regardless of his belongings. it is
not long until bond of sympathetic
friendship has been established.
While Pleasanton was defeated al
Brandy Station, he made mastery
withdrawal of his forces. 1t had been g
long and hard days fight, and both
were pretty well exhausted, twas late
in the afternoon, almost sunset, before
Pleasanton's lines began to waver un
der Stuart's aggressive attacks. The en-
envy retired slowly, but in good order
toward the river, and at last under the
friendly darkness effected retrea
across the stream. Evidently it hac
been Pleasanton's design to locate thu
position of Lees main army and to fee
his strength, but he had failed. Yer.
soon after tnia Gen. Lee began tina
movement which eliminated in tn,
! BEETLE of Gettysburg.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

What good does it do you to eat if
your stomach fails to digest the food?
None. 1t does you harm-causes belch.
ing. sour stomach, fatulence, etc. When
the stomach fails little Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure after each meal will digest
what you eat and make the stomach
sweet. The F Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

Eggs to the value of $S4, 600
were shipped out of Texas to north
ern markets during February.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

The climatic conditions, the soil,
the seasons, and other advantages
make Texas an ideal rose country.
The rose is a universal favorie, an d
if proper selection is made, and
proper attention given, no country
can produce finer roses.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

John w. Gates has refused to al.
low five cent cigar to be named
after him.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

A lady received the following re-
ply from a neighbor in answer to
the question why she allowed her
children and husband to litter up
every room in the house, and the
sentiment will find Judgment in
the heart of every home-loving per-
son in the land:
"The mark of the little muddy
feet upon the floor can be easier
removed than the stain when those
little ones 60 down the highway of
evil. The prints of the little fin.
gers on the window panes can not
shut out the sunshine half so much
as the shadow that darkens the
mothers heart over the one who is
but a name through the coming
years. And if my John finds his
home a refuge from trouble and
care, and his greatest happiness
within it walls, he can put his
boots in the rocking chair and hang
his coat up on the floor every day
in the fieek. And if I can stand ii
he enjoys it, I can not see that it
is anybody else's business "-Ex
change.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1906-04-14

Don't tie cough or a cold up in your
system by taking remedy that binds
the bowels. Take Kendedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar. 1t is different from all
other cough syrups. 1t is better. 1t
opens the bowels-expels all cold from
the system, relieves coughs, colds, Group,
whooping cough, etc. An ideal remedy
for young and old. Children like it.
Sold by the F Grow Drug Co.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
liI{Z'II! No
['l[I3[1Qa GllJ
[1SDd41l.E1
For Drying the Hair.

An abundance of luxuriant hair Is q,
pride to the woman who is fortunate
enough to be the owner, but it has its
disadvantages. 1t is always q per-
picking problem to her to dry it
after washing or sbampooing.
Two English inventors have designed
a simple portable apparatus especial
ly for this purpose. 1t has been
found helpful to use an electric in
candescent lamp to assist in drying
the hair, bringing the heated lamp
INTO contact with the damp hair, but
by this method the hair was singed
and the lamp broken by the coming
In contact with the wet hair. This
is obviated by an apparatus which is
made of metal-brass, aluminium or
zinc being preferable on account of
the apparatus being exposed to the
damp. The ends of this device are
CIRCULAR plates, connected by wires
Or rods, which can be straight or cor.
rugated. To stiffen the cage thus
formed rings are secured in the in
terror suitable distance apart. In one
of the end plates is an opening
through which the heater ian electric
lamp is passed and the opening
then sealed by a cover plate, to pre-.
vent the lamp from falling out when
the apparatus is in use. To hold the
lamp securely, but without exerting
great pressure on the glass, there is
arranged within the cage light coil
spring. A handle is attached to the
bottom OF the cage, the power for the
lamp being supplied from nearby
source through flexible cord. In
use the device is held in one hand,
while the hair, which is placed over
and in contact with the cage, is man.
ipulated with the other hand. When
utilizing the heater as a foot-warme1
or bed.warmer, the handle is dis.
pensed with and carrier or feet
employed.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
RECORD YEAR FOR IRON ore.
United States Steel Has 100000 Tons
Out at One Mine.

United States Steel Has 100000 Tons
Out at One Mine.
"The United States Steel corpora
ton Is getting out more ore at the
present time than at any time in the
history Of the iron industry in this
country" said r.. L. Hammond, city
attorney Of Lon Mountain, Mich. "As
you know. we have the largest iron
mining proposition in the world, the
Chaplin mine, at our place. They have
100000 tons or iron ore stacked up at
the present time, and have 1900 men
ut work getting out more. The ship
ments next season will be record
breaker. l don't know what they in.
tend to do with all the stuff, but the
company is made up of shrewd bust
ness men, and suppose they know
what they are about. The railroad de-
velopment in the far West next sea-
son is going to be something wonder
ful, and as they say the iron market
sets the pace for all other commodities,
30 suppose we are going to have a
season Of continued prosperity.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
How He Took HI. Eoos.

Dwight L. Elmendorf, the globe
trotter," told recently a new way to
cook eggs. Il happened" said Mr.. Ell.
mendorf, Ito stop for lunch at a small
railway eating house in Georgia. My
time was somewhat limited and I'M
mediately looked for bill of fare. It
appeared in the form of diminutive
colored boy covered with some three
feet Of soiled apron, who in none too
gentle terms announced ham, eggs,
corn bread and Coffee In due time
replied that would like some ham,
eggs, corn bread and coffee. The idea
of such a pretentious meal being or
dered by one person seemed to stagger
him, and as he turned ,kitchenward he
said: How'll you have dem eggs, boss,
blind er lookin' at yer?'' ordered
them 'lookin' at me-" said MIR. Elmen-
dorf, feeling that If they were able
to sit up and take notice they must
be in good health"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
A Scissors Sharpener.

1t is important in sharpening pair
Of scissors that the angle at the cut.
ting edge Of the blade be made uni.
form throughout. This is easily &C.
complished by the scissors sharpener
illustrated below. patented by Penn
sylvanian. In this device the sharp.
ener is drawn back and forth along the
blades of the scissors and the con.
struction is such that an excellent
bearing of the shank of the sharpener
against the side of the blade is as.
sured. The sharpener proper consists
OF file, which is made in conjunction
with a holder, the device fitting over
the blade of the scissors. The file is
then in a position to give the edge of
the blade Of the scissors the proper
angle, and as large majority of those
called upon to use the shears and scis.
sors are of the female sex, and as
they are not particularly skilled in
the sharpening of scissors. this feature
is important. To facilitate the use of
the sharpeners, the point of the blade
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

Over the 6ody-skin Cracked and
sleedins-cured by cuticura.
Il was afflicted with psoriasis for
thirty-five years. 1t was in patches
Ill over my body. used three cakes
OF Cuticura Soap, six boxes of Oint-
ment and two bottles of Resolvent.
In thirty days I was completely cured,
and think permanently, as it was
about five years ago. The psoriasis
hrst made its appearance in red spots,
generally forming a circle, leaving in
the center a spot about the size of q
silver dollar of sound flesh. In short
time the affected circle would form
q heavy dry scale of a white silvery
appearance and would gradually drop
on. To remove the entire scales by
bathing or using oil to soften them
the flesh would be perfectly raw, and
q light discharge of bloody substance
would ooze out. That scaly crust
would form again in twenty.four
hours. 1t was worse on my arms and
limbs. although it was in spots all
over my body, also on my scalp. II
let the scales remain too long with.
out removing by bath or otherwise,
the skin would crack and bleed. l
suffered intense itching, worse at
nights after getting warm in bed, or
blood warm by exercise, when it
would be almost unbearable. w. NJ.
Chichester. Hutchinson, Kan, April 20,
1905"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
Rails Rarely Spread.

AS cause Of railway accidents,
spreading rails" is about as unsciep.
tific. as it can be. Rails rarely spread
and their appearance of having been
forced apart is the only justification
for the use of the term by people at
large. who are unable through expert.
ence or opportunity to form accurate
conclusions: An investigation of de-
railment almost invariably develops
the essential: facts, and an ingenious
trackman should seldom find himself
at fault in deciding whether 1t was
due to an. overturning rail, q. bad
joint or one Of the, other many recog-
nized causes Of derailment. Hence
there is very little excuse for the ap-
rlication Of. the term by railway en-.
gineers.-Railway Age. ss 4, .5.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
!. Truly Rural.


The seventeen-year-old daughter of
4 certain Wall street man recently Wis
tied for the first time the fine farm in
Duchess county for the past year own
ed by her father. The girl Immediate
~ became greatly interested in the
prize cattle that are the especial pride
OF her parent, and she asked many
questions relative to their breeding.
One evening, just at dusk, as the girl
was standing on the veranda of the
farmhouse talking to the manager,
there came the low, mournful note of
. COW.
Gust listen to that poor cow" said
the girl to the manager, "mewing for
her colt"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
tn, Football, Heart.

President James Burrill Angel Of
The University Of Michigan was Ia
menting the serious injuries that have
befallen collegiate football players this
season.
AT such rate" he ended, smiling,
1T won't be long before the popular
melodrama Of the day will contain dia-
logue Of this nature:
"Heroine--Have. you no pity? Is
there no tenderness in your nature?
"Villain-Ha, la, no! You appeal
to heart of adamant. For listen, girl:
was once the center rush of a great
football eleven.
Heroine (sinking back in a swoon)
Then heaven help me. There is in
deed no hope"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

Big Gold Strike ut Deadwood, s. ID.
Which has a blanket vein covering an area Of
more than 80 acres and more than 10 feet in
s11.65 per ton. Experts claim there is ore
enough in sight for 30 years. milling 200 tons
per day: and its stock should, by reason of its
70 to 500 per share or better. Management
has decided to give small investor a chance to
secure some of this Stock and up to MARCH IS
will send any person three (3) shares upon re-
esipt Of $1.00. or 100 shares for $500.
All communications should be addressed to
INDEPENDENCE MINING & MILLING CO.,
AnWO0n II
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

of the scissors is forced into a con.
venient piece of woodwork and the
handle OF the blade grasped firmly,
when the operator can exert consid-
cradle pressure to hold the blade firm.
ly in one position while rubbing the
sharpener back and forth over the
blade. 1t frequently happens that the
screw upon which the blade of the
scissors are piyoted becomes loosened.
in which event the screw-driver ex.
tension is very convenient adjunct
to the sharpening device.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
Indian Boys Trouble.

Supt. John Finn of the Indian school
of Chamberlain. S. D., has at his
tongues end many quaint stories OF
Indian children.
Anent fatigue he said one day:
"A little redskin, Black Eagle, &C.
companied me on tramp of sixteen
miles.
THE boy walked we'll for his age,
but the last two or three miles went
hard with him. He gave pretty plain
evidence of fatigue.
"'Tired?' said I.
Ono, he answered, I'm not tired.
but I'd be glad II could only take of
my legs and carry them under my
arms for awhile"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

How often DOVE hear women say: "It
seems as though my back would break, !"
or Don't speak to me, am all out of
Sorts? These significant remarks prove
that the system requires attention,
Backache and the blues" are direct
symptoms of an inward trouble which
will sooner or later declare itself. It
may be caused by diseased kidneys or
some arrangement of the organs.
Nature requires assistance and at once.
and Lydia E. Pinkham' Vegetable Com
pound instantly asserts it's curative
powers in all those peculiar ailments of
women. 1t has been the standby of
intelligentAme women for twenty
years, and the best judges agree that
it is the most universally success
full remedy for woman's ills known to
medicine.
Read the convincing testimonials of
Mrs. Holmes and Mrs. Cotrcly.
Mrs. J. c. Holmes, of Larimore, North
Dakota. writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
II have suffered everything with backache
and female trouble-I let the trouble run ON
until my system was in such Q condition that
l was unable to be about, and then it was
table Compound. II 1 had only known how
much suffering would have saved I should
have taken 1t months sooner-for . few
weeks treatment made me web and strong
Ny backaches and headaches are all zone and
I suffer no pain at my monthly periods,
whereas before took Lydia e. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound suffered intense pain. {"
Mrs. Emma Cotrely. 100 East 18th
Street, New York City, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
~ feel it my duty to tell all suffering women
OF the relief have found in Lydia E. Pink
Ak urs. pinkham's Adylee-A Wen
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
No Political Progeny.

In recent years no political leader in
New York state of either party has
had a son with taste for politics.
Senator Platt's son shows neither apti-
tude nor inclination for the game.
Boss Tweed left no son, and Boss KEEL
ly died childless. Richard Croker had
three boys, but none Of them cared for
politics. The only remaining son,
Richard has not even voted for sever
al years. Murphy, the present Tam
many leader. is childless.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

A recent school examination in Eng.
land elected the following definitions:
"Noah's wife," wrote the boy, was
called Joan of Arc" Water" wrote
another, lis composed. of two gases,
oxygen ana cambrigen." Lava" re-
piled third youth, "is what the bar.
Der puts on your face" "A blizzard"
insisted another child, "is the inside
of a fowl"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

ment 10 permitted to ray bluntly ana
directly that another IL drunk, but he
may hint at the fact in paraphase. as
when Mr. Gladstone, replying to an
unconventional speech Of Disraeli's, 70.
marked: "The right honorable gentle.
man has evidently had access to
sources Of inspiration that are not
open to me-"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
Charcoal Burner Rewarded.

1t is said that one Of the duke of
Teck's ancestors, who was a charcoal
burner, pointed out silver mine to a
German emperor who had been driven
into exile. When the kaiser regained
his throne with the aid Of the wealth
thus obtained he made the charcoal
burner q duke.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

hams Vegetable COMPOUND. When com.
menced taking the Compound I suffered
everything with backaches, headaches,\ and
female troubles. am completely cured and
enjoy the best Of health, and owe Il all
to you"
Whenwomen are troubled with irreg.
ular, suppressed or painful periods,
weakness, displacements or liberation.
that bearing.down feeling, infiamma-
ton Of tho female organs, backache,
bloating (or hatulence). general de.
bility, indigestion and nervous prostra-
ton, or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excit-
ability, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, "all gone" and
Observation-Disclosures" feelings, blues
and hopelessness, they should remem-
Der there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
ponnd at once removes such troubles. I
No other medicine has such q record
OF cures of female troubles. No other
medicine in the world has received this
widespread and unqualified endorse
ment. Refuse to buy any substitute.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

The man who can interfere in wom-
ans affairs and not get the worst of
1t deserves whole side in the Hall Of
Fame.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
FREE RAILROAD FARE

The SUBSCRIBER owns and has for sale a
Alberta, Canada. WHEAT yields from
g to 50 bushels per acre. One crop pays
for the land and all improvements Land
close to railroads. Railroad fare will be
furnished to buyers Of 100 acres or more
Climate the best in Canada. Pure water
and plenty Of it. Cheap coal.
WIN. RITCHIE. Colonization Agent, ,
GRAFTON, North Dakota.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
To conarets on Coin Toss.

Congressman Gillespie Of. Texas
went to congress the first time on the
toss of a coin. There were three can.
didates, and, after thousands of ballots
were taken. It was decided to break
the deadlock by the toss of coin. The
third man was eliminated on the first
toss and Gillespie won the second toss
and the nomination.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02
Work and the Man.

The contractors who were boring the
Pennsylvania tunnel are getting on
rapidly. Not little of their success
is due to the rivalry aroused by boss
drillers who have hit upon a scheme
of mixing the races where the work is
the hardest. For instance, alongside
Of Pole will be stationed an Italian,
and next to them will be put an Irish
man and a negro. Race pride does the
rest, and the pace set TO try each mans
endurance opens up big hole in the
black wall ahead of them.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-02

"A child usually tells the truth as q
grown person tells Heat the wrong
time.