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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15

THE good people of Massa-
qchusetts are very much grieved and
Mortified over Roosevelt's action in
discharging the three companies of
negro soldiers who for their amuse-
ment shot up our town. We SYM
pathize with these good, tender
hearted humanitarians in their sor-
row and for consolation, offer them
that comforting suggestion, Fer
get it." To them in their distress,
these Pharisees, we simply ask
What about the days when your
blue blooded ancestry burned peo-
pie at the stake for being possessed
of witches?" Smoke that.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inhamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian Tube When this tube is inaam-
ed you have rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when it is entirely clos
ed, Deafness is the result, and unless the
inflammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases ont of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed condi-
ton of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Onre. Send for circulars Tree.
F. J.CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
Left It All to Noah.

A good story>is told with refer
ence to the publication of a certain
Biblical dictionary. The editor is
said to have given the article on the
deluge to what he considered safe
hand, but when the article was sent
in it was found to contain views
which would certainly have shocked
orthodox readers. What could be
done? The volumes had to be pub
ished forthwith. In this dilemma
he put in his dictionary, "Deluge-
see food" This, at any rate, post
poned the difficulty, and the article
on the food was given out to q
writer who it was thought could be
better trusted. But when this Sec
ond article came in it was found
to be worse than the first, and an
other postponement was necessary.
The new volume contained another
reference, "Flood-see Noah," the
bewildered editor trusting that by
the time Noah was reached he would
succeed in finding a man who would
be able to mingle science and or.
thodoxy in due degrees.-London
Tit-Bits.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
Spoiled In Transmission.

This is the way the railway man
heard the conundrum:
"At what time shortly before
noon is it 3 o'clock? At a quarter
of 10, because a quarter of twelve is
three"
And this the way he worked it
of on his friends:
'At what time shortly before
noon is it 3 o'clock? st 11:45, be-
cause Has IS 3. 1t doesn't sound
right either, blame it, but that's the
way I heard It"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15

WHEN the first attacks upon
Senator Bailey were made, good
many of the country papers of
the state, which had their edi-
tonai fabers all sharpened and
ready to attack anything or any
body that even countenanced the
trusts-especially the Standard
Oil monopoly-jum into the
fray and did their little worst
against the junior Texas senator.
Since Mr.. Bailey has come to the
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
Pointed Paragraphs.

Loan sharks infest the sea of
finance.
There is often black eye in a
name-if it is applied to a pretty
girl.
Out of sight isn't necessarily out
of mind when applied to a pretty
girl.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15

THIS beautiful, balmy fall wealth
er should convince all visitors who
are so fortunate as to find them
selves in Brownsville just now that
this is the ideal spot in which to
dwell.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
Terms of Subscription:

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cent SUNDAY, daily by mail postpaid to
eny point in the United States. Mexico
or Canada, or delivered by carrier to any
part of Brownsville, Texas, or Natamoros,
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Observation-Disclosures Saturday, by
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The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15

Figures may not lie, but they are
not always what they appear to be
thanks to the cunning of tailors
and dressmakers.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
prew's Roarders Differed.

Under the proprletorship of l.. s.
Drew the old American House at
Burlington was one of the most
popular hotels in Vermont, and it
was the scene of many humorous
episode. One night after supper Mr..
Drew was welcoming new arrival
in the Office when an extremely cor
pulent guest came out of the dining
room. Pointing to the fat man,
Mr.. Drew said: "You can see how
well we feed our guests. Just look
at that man" It CHANGED that a
permanent resident Of the hotel
overheard the remark. This man
was extremely thin-just the oppo-
site of the guest referred to by
Mr.. Drew. The thin boarder at
once spoke up, saying: eyes, that
fat man has been here three days.
l have been here thirty years. Look
at me ~
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
AN FORDYCE BRANCH.
SAM F0RDYCE BRANCH.
''The Gulf Coast Line
"A NEW AND BETTER WAY"
San Antonio, Fl. Worth, Dallas, and ALI
Points North 6 East.

Leaves Brownsville .-........ 6:45 a. NJ.
An. San Antonio via Placedo) .S:45 p. m
Arr. North Texas next morning (via
Bay City.
Arr. Kensas City or St. Louis End
morning via bay City.
Train No. p leaves Harrington at 500
u. m; arrives at Samfordvce at 4:45 p.
NJ
Train No. Fl leaves Samfordyce at HOO
n M; arrives at Harrington at 500 p. m.
immediate Connection at junction Points.
No Unnecessary Delays.
For information concerning rates,
routes, etc, see local agent, or address,
VIM. DoHERTY, c. P. 81 T. A.
Corpus Christi, Texas.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15

Policemen are kept SO busy list
ening to the trouble of other people
that they have but little time to
think oftheir own. -Chicago News.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15
Rio Grande Railroad.

Brownsville, Texas, to Point Isabel,
Texas. To take Effect Saturday
October 81, 1906 at 12;01 A. NJ.
DAILY SCHEDJLK
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15

THURSDAY. NOVEMBER IS. 1906.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-15

DAILY SCHEDULE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
WELLINGTON LEAVES OUT

The American ship James nrummond
arried in from Nushagsk, Alaska. short
" after noon on Sunday last, laden
with 5s,l2 cases OF salmon less S,no0
dispatched to Seattlel representing the
pack OF the Alaska Nshermen's Pack.
ing Company, at Bristol Bay, this sea
son. She had on board 40 Japanese, 50
Chinese and 100 white, employees OF the
company, and at noon yesterday hauled
into the A, h c. pier where she will
dock her cargo for transshipment Fast
and South, President MeGregor and
Secretary Noonan. OF the company, were
very busy all day long paying of the
2js people who served them during
the season up ther, and the banks
were crowded all day with the beneh.
eisries of this settlement. depositing the
good hard coin as fast AS II was de-
livered to them. The Japanese. under
their contract with the company, will
he dispatched to the Sound cities this
and the Chinese TO Portland.
After the Drummond shall have dis.
charged her cargo at the A. & c. wharf
she will proceed 10 Portland 10 fuldll
a charter for the delivery Of load of
lumber at San Francisco.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
STUDIO OF STENoGRAPHY.

Commencing Sept. II, the Misses Law
son and Nordstrom will open school
of Stenography and Typewritng. The
system taught is the Illustrative Short
hand, Unvocalized tBenn pitman sys.
tenn revised by Mrs. Linda Bronson.
Salmon. The complete course is mas
tered in s to II weeks. A limited num-
Der of students will be admitted. Those
who desire To avail themselves Of this
opportunity apply to Miss Nordstrom,
City Lumber & Box Co. lw
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

Twenty years ago the English hated
everything that was American. We now
think altogether differently. The Amer
lean woman is the pattern upon which
our women are being remoieled; the
American man has wholly altered our
character and that Of oar business. Brit
ish institutions are being reconstructed
in accordance with those OF the United
States.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
TESTED AND PROVEN.
There is Heap of Solace in Being Able
to Depend Upon a WellEarned
Reputation.

For months Astoria readers have seen
the constant expression of praise for
Doans Kidney Pills and read about the
good work they have done in this To-
cality. Not another remedy ever pro-
duced such convincing proof of merit.
W. Jenkins Of 428 East Mill street,
Portland, Ore, says: 81 have no occa-
sion to change anything I said three
years ago in recommending Doan's Kid
ney Pills, for since that time other
members of our family have found equal
ly beneficial results in treating kidney
complaint. Before using Doan's Kid
ney Pills l suffered with acute attacks
Of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Of backache, and a arrangement of the
action of the kidneys, and dull drag
ging pains made it difficult for me to
attend to my work. AS the result Of
using this fine remedy I have been free
from kidney complaint and baekache for
over three years, and therefore feel
great confidence in recommending them
to others"
Plenty more proof like this from As.
toria people. Call at Chas. Rodgers drug
store and ask what his customers re-
port.
For sale by all dealers. Price, so
cents. Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.
Y, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
STORAGE BATTERIES.

We sell the Northwestern Storage
Battery, the very best on the market
for automobiles, gasoline launches, ETC.
We have the finest and most complete
charging plant for storage batteries
Recharging and repairing done. Expert
workmanship. R. R. Carruthers, electri-
cal supplies, 542 Duane street. TT.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
ARE you A BON vIvANT7

The pith OF life, after all, Is a good
feed. The good things of this life are
not as a rule easily found. so that ii Is
pleasure to find so close at hand a
tirst-class up-to.date establishment,
whre one gets those good things at
every meal like the Palace Restaurant,
on Commercial street. The home of the
bon vivant. II
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
BAND CONTEST.

The person returning the largest mum.
Der 70 Jose Villa cigar bands TO the
undersigned by October 18th will receive
box Of 25c. Jose Villas free to the
next largest one box l2ac. Jose Villas.
Save the bands. Victor Miller, corner
Ninth and Bond streets. s-w-f.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

cd ON hrr long and tortuous passage up
the Columbia aud willamette rivers to
Portland, Her passenger, for Astoria
were H. w, Tallan,. Mis-, Speer, Mrs,
Cruise and Miss Cruise,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The oil tanker Roderick Dhu, under
tow OF the sea tug Defiance, arrived
down from Portland last night, and
will leave ont for the California coast
today
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The tug Roharts OF Siusalaw arrived
in this morning from the south, She
will leave out tonight on the return
voyage, The trip up occupied Ii hours,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The steamer Aurelia arrived in from
San Francisco yesterday at high noon,
and proceeded to the metropolis With
out delay,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The steamer Lurline came down in
good season Yesterday at +;30 o'clock
p. m, with big manifest of ireight,
one of the parcels being a heavy piece
Of milling machinery for transshipment
down the coast. She went up the river
at s o'clock with the following people
on her register: Captain C. T. Bailey. OF
the Tatoosh; Nels Simonson, A. l..
Giles, c. R. Hope, J. A. Salnes, Mrs.
J. P. NcMurtrick; besides nearly one
hundred Cinnamon lately arrived from
Alaska on the ship James Drummond
Pilot Scott brought down with him on
yesterdays trip his brotherin law, A.
D. Johnson OF the St. Claire Provision
Company, OF Portland, for an outing.
Scotty SAYS he beat the Telegraph down
as far as Hoffman's yesterday, for which |
fortymile nun he threw all sorts OF wa.
ter on the little flyer.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
SINGER SEWING MACHINE co.

has moved to l72 Tenth street, with
complete line Of new machines. We also
have a few slightly damaged machines at
bargain. Phone Black 1884. II.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
FINNISH MESSAGES.

Miss Olga Landen, Room Q, Pythian
Bldg, Commercial st. Phone Black 2l65
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The tug George II. Vosburg will leave
out this morning for Nehalem, with can.
merry supplies, and when these are icliy.
cred will 30 under repair for the business
of towing between that section Of the
coast and san Francisco.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The swift little Telegraph came down
a shade behind time yesterday, with a
big crowd Of people on board, and took
up nearly sixty people bound for the
State Fair at Salem. among whom were
Mr. and Mrs. William Kelley OF this
city. She didn't say anything about
the Lurline out-mDning her to IIoG-
mans, though.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
HELP WANTED.

WANTED~~TRANEIlNG AND Local
representatives, either sex. to preseut
new. attractive advertising offer oi ljr.t
class established Music School. Perma
ucnt work and advancement, Salary for
travelling Sl,o12 first year, and expenses
paid weekly, Joseph Moore, l2l Ply.
mouth. Chicago. 0ll.4t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

WANTED-TWO SMART BOYS TO
learn the printing business. Apply
Morning Astorian. Il
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
MISCELLANEOUS.
BOARDING.
THE LEYDE.
HOUSE MOVERS.

FREDRECKSON BROS.--We make .
speciality of house moving, carpenters,
contractors. general jobbing; prompt at
tention to all orders. Corner Tenth and
Duane. tt
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The steamer J. b. Stets1n finished load
ing at the Tongue Point mills Yesterday,
and win clear for san Francisco today,
with her $4,000 feet of good Oregon
lumber
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The steamer McCracken, with a wood
barge in tow, went ashore yesterday
morning about a mile below the mouth
of the Willamette and is hard and fast.
The steamship Thyra went to sea and
Port Pirie on Sunday afternoon at 3
o'clock, after her three-day delay in
this port under survey.
Two pile.driyers are working stead
iIy at the Pillar Rock dock, putting it
in good shape for the local steamer SER
vice.
The steam schooner Noyo came down
from Portland early yesterday morn
ing and went to sea and San Francisco
in the afternoon.
The steamer Johan Poulsen was an
early arrival from Portland yesterday,
leaving out for the Bay City during the
afternoon.
The steamer Cascades went over the
bar to San Francisco yesterday morn
ing.
The ship st. Nicholas shifted yester-
day from her berth at the A. & G.
dock to the city channel off the Elmore
docks
The steamer Roanoake arrived in last
night at s:20 from Port Los Angeles
and way ports with ll3 passengers and
a good load Of freight, part Of which
was unloaded here. She then proceed
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
LAUNDRIES.
BUTTON HOLE AT THE BACK.

Your experience with It has no doubt
lead to much vexation, possibly pro-
family Broke your dngernail trying to
pry it up from the neck-band, ehY
You won't have that that experience If
you send your shirts to us; we save you
this trouble, and danger of tearing the
shirt. Try us and see,
TROY LAUNDRY,
Tenth and Duane SITS. Phone 1891
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The British tramp steamer Elaine ar.
rived in over the bar at 5:25 o'clocI;
last evening. direct from Port Los An
geles, and went on to Portland later
to fulfill her charter to carry lumber
to the Orient.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The schooner Admiral came down the
river last night ard win leave ont for
san Francisco this morning.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The baikentine Amarantn was
among the arrivals at this port yester
day, crossing in inst after noon. She
hails from Manila, and will load um-
ber Tor the return trip.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The huge British collier Wellington ar
rived down from Portland last evening
in charge Of Captain Archie Pease, and
went to the lower harbor She will
leave out on this mornings food for
Ladysmith, B. c.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
LOST AND FOUND.
STRAYED.

STRAYED FROM MY PLACE. ON
Tuesday, Sept. 1, one small Red COW,
with white spots aud white heart shaped
spot in forehead. Horns cut of Find.
er return to me and receive reward.
Jno Erickson, Smiths Point. 9.il-iw
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
SITUATIONS WANTED.

WANTED~p0SITION TO DO LIGHT
housework. or 10 cook by the day,
by young lady. Address $50 Seventeenth
street. Care Mrs. Furlie. Il
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11
LIABILITIES

State oil Oregon, County Of Clatsop,ss;
I, S, S. Gordon cashier of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best OF
my knowledge and belief.
S. S. GORDON,
Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 7th day OF September, 1906.
c. A. COOLIDGE,
Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:
G. c. FLAVEL,
J. WESLEY LADD,
W. F. McGREG0R,
Directors.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-09-11

The ship st. Nicholas shifted yester-
day from her berth at the A. & G.
dock to the city channel off the Elmore
docks.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-12-07

COLE IS dead

Portland, Ore, Dec. 4.-George e.
Cole, formerly territorial governor Of
Washington and also representative
in congress in early days, died sudden
ly in the rooms at the Oregon hotel.
The old man was on his annual pill.
grimage to California, and was regis
tered at the hotel from Fairfield, Wash.
He stopped over night in this city to
call on his old friend, DR.. j. r. Card
we'll, and telephoned him Sunday even
ling Of his intention to GALL Dr.. Card
well was alarmed at the nonappearance
Of his old friend and called up the
hotel, inquiring the reason for his alb
sence, for the local man thought some
thing may have happened to Cole on
account of his affliction and old age.
According to DIR. Cardwell, Cole has
been sufferer from paresis for some
time, and it was on this account that
he visited California each year in the
winter season.
The inquiry Of the doctor caused the
hotel people to commence an investiga.
tion, which resulted in the finding OF
the body in recumbent position neal
the window. It is presumed that the
aged man, feeling an attack coming or
had tried to reach the open window il
order to breath the fresh air, and wal
stricken with fatal attack before ht
could secure the desired relief.
George e. Cole was territorial gov
ernor Of Washington in 1866, and late,
Represented the territory in the nation
al congress. He was one Of the mos
widely known and best liked Of build
ers of this great section Of the country
i DR.. Cardwell states that the old mar
has been failing fast i'm recent years
and was at the time Of his death almos
totally blind. The deceased was thu
author 70 several works on early pic
neer days in the Northwest,
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-12-07
cRozIER GROWS INDIGNANT.
U. s. Chief Of Ordnance Denies Air
shin Interview.

U. s. Chief Of Ordnance Denies Air
ship interview.
Washington, Dec. 4.--General Gro
zier, chief of ordnance. is indignant
because he mas been quoted as stating
that the government is on the thresh-
old OF practical aerial navigation and
that he will be in position to report
to the next Hague conference such
progress as will make it practicable
to drop explosives with such certainty
as to obviate the destruction of hos
pital ships. etc.
He denies the assertion in toto and
declares that words have been put into
his mouth that he never uttered.
General Crozier admits that his blu
reau has been in communication witt
Wright Bros, of Dayton, Ohio, who
have experimental with an aeroplane
but he says that no offer has beer
made for the purchase of such a ma
chine and declared that the govern
ment will not furnish money to any in
ventor for experimental purposes, HI
says the government now has burst
! ing charge for shells with which it Il
perfectly satisfied. @a e
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-12-07
ALL THE WEST SHORT OF FUEL
IA Single Heavy Snow May Precipltate
a Calamity.

Denver, Col, Dec. 4.-With winter
at hand and more or less seriols rail-
road blockades threatened at any
time, the entire country west of the
Missouri river and almost from the
Canadian border to the Rio Grande
is running literally on little more than
handful of coal. At hardly any city
in the west is there more than one OF
two days supply Of fuel on hand
Many manufacturing industries have
actually been compelled to suspend
business for lack of coal. The supply
even for the peoples homes, EEy b
cut off with the first severe storm
With a single heavy snow positive
danger will take the place OF incon
venience.
Managers Of the transportation ant
coal companies attribute the condition
to the country's unprecedented growtl
and to the enormous demands upoi
them. Having delayed too long, the,
are bending every energy to replenisf
the fuel supply.
The consumers generally do not &C
cept this explanation. They say thu
trouble is due to the clutch of mo
nopoly on the mines of Wyoming
Utah, Colorado and other western
states. In proof of this assertion the.
point to the disclosures before tn
Interstate commerce commission, dun
ling last weeks hearing at Salt LAX
ICity.
1t is estimated that the fuel suppl
would be ample but for the seizure 9
all valuable coal properties along tn
railroad rights Of way and to the chez
put by heavy freight charges on d.
velopment by independent firms.