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Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

~ rsaf vsrsoa u sAe Territorial
a. q u. cu1nes~ ~ Nexiliz Park b
aa~ - e~s<Tptsse ~ sxasn1ssax 80
essssliss corn sreslnx ceatests in
es~sy cesnsy o6 Ne. Merioo
Pnx<ssox y~rnoa sEsse 10 I'll the
ssusts superintendent lass se~r
seeking 20 enlist thea ia the pro
ysct OUR three made = eegsanias
lsst sesr ana only Prof. Andres
ssrosp os BeTnsisllo osaaty b max,
a~cldsd success pG tss undefsakinS
In almost every section II his ooaa'
" Professor ssrcap has sos the ehii
dneu 20 raising corn. Prizes are of
Tered Tor the finest yields under CIV
en- eonditioas aud Tor the best spee
lmens of corn raised The ehtidreE
take q great interest In The work and
many Of thsm are mskins naneroa'
stocks ~ cora grow shs. none gfss
ssefose. They are s~raiag. and q
s@atimes teaching their elders. shsl
corn can hs raised In piasss and 40
der conditions not thought po<sieie
| Professor ysFnon - expscts neK
scar. % be able 90 carry oll the con
test idea In NIL of tha csattts IA
idea b 10 have eoanty contests -
To unite the winn(rs H. shess y
handsome territorial -pFfxsa % b
. -
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

' Frasrls Casss. ~ haskkssser sor
kes~a Bro~. ~sa issse tAis eiss fsr
santa Fs teuo1ss. % ssi<ad tia
esnn~scsae.s 1rerssss u The cee-
v@at IN fAxG Us Lister. Mis-.
Estsiie. q ses ssteaaiax
srAeos ~ ies. siIl sccona-
rang him On r<lsrn al sSesd ths
sassnsr u her sors - esty.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

Mutins among soldiers aud sailors.
black discomfort among the people.
disagreement among leaders. dissat.
isfaciion with the tloIngs Of parlia.
Ineni, bloody riots and brutal u,assa.
cres among different races~-the con.
siition of the empire Of the cxar II
certainly lanentable. Russia is now
engaged in reaping the ~hirlwind fos
which she long ago sowed the seed.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

New Mexico II envioas Of 0kiaho.
INA and her ability to celebrate the
statehood victory. We haven't yet
found ont where We are at, but II the
two most southwestern territories
do vote 10 accept iointure, what a
celebraiion We shall have.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

" las Vegas Ii going 10 permit the
usual kind of noisy aud dangerous
Fourth Of July, II Is to be hoped that
the authorities will take stringent
measures 10 prevent the continued
disturbance In the shape Of a before
aud after performance which has moi
been unknown here.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

Maybe twenty-five, maybe ffty
years before New Mexico aud Arizo-
na ran get Into The union lf they de-
cline the present opportunity. This
In one of the occasions when II won't
do 10 look the gift horse too closely
In the mouth.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

OF all the democrats who made the
brave fight for the separate admis'
sion of New Mexico and Arizona.
scarcely one In the national houses
who does mot say. Take what Ii o.
fered and make the best ~ H."
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

The reclamation engineers are now
hard at work making the plans for
tho Leashnrg diversion dam In the
Mcsiiia valley and ~ soon as con
siruction work IN under way they will
come 10 Las Vegas to make begin.
ming of the reclamation service
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

II loved thnwe Tar western andaen
ces' said Jan Knbellk. when speaking
nf hts experiences In the western
part of Arizona. because with thei,
rugged surroundings. they we're m
turak"
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

ee1~s asts d nsn- M aas4ss bsl ofs
"a. frs~ susfsr~ sfSn - soai and
fra1 sre~ iis~ a1 tA< oS~s sir. ssFS
rosna~<s ~ shinxs ssisszt~ ssA iasni-
mate IN nssnr~ --ibeusss TIms~
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

The ides n csns<usIoa of New
Maxico sheep ind veoi growers u al
right. hui wky NOT hold the conven'
lion under the ss~pic~s of the A.
ready orEauited Wsx.l brewers ~
soclsslunS
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

The new to~n of nlackto~sr. New
NexIra. IL dn the map aud by ne
eannas heinr furnished With graphic
power 10 the citizens ~ las Vegas. u
In iikely 10 iiva isng and proper.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

wh~sher Nsv xexico - ArisonA
accept Statehood Of nOt. 4 wtii - He
member~d thai ~ oflrr wss made 70
she pe0pie whlle M n Andfvxs ~As
dslegxteI
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

There is nothing to be lost and ev-
erything to BE- gained by voting for
Joint statehood. especially In New
Mexico. New Mexican.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

Tho eastern wool market i md
lna - satisfactory - n mixht -
and some q the bsk wool sasn are
Aosdinx their sooi v ths helief shat
prices Cor ixrm loss Win - ~
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

The death Of Governor Pattison II
deeply regretted throughout the na'
tion. liz was democrat. but an
honest and able man and an excel
Iant executive His death brings the
republican lieutenant governor Har.
rls 10 the head of sftairs and erfecsual.
/, quenches all the hopes Of the dem.
ocrass of heing able TO carry Ohio
at the next election
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

The plans a#atiined by thu Colorado
Teienhous company people for i'm
proving their plant aud erecting q
new exchange hulldisF wpand fina
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

rhe ao.eoo ton battle nj h Ton btu
an institution 10 IN hastily decided
upon 10 congress N gplug 70 take =
torn 10 think II oy4r. Tho dimen.
sions may grow il sxeo IONS be
fore congress meets again Il some
other nation comes 70 the front In
the meantime with ptans Tor record
bresking leslathsn. ~
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

Tbs lib~sslssy y ~ coiatsd. Tel,
<sAoo~ cs4arxny u onhrcrihinx sz1S
10 The \. =. G. A. fuud sill hc ssfns.
ID appreciated u - VEGAS
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

Taking about rsugrsss, Hrsnt
county. u nat the rearmeet among the
counties III NV Msxtr0, " h knowm.
The mining indwstry d the county
has never looked mort Promising
than Il tke present time. New mines
sc being opened ~ and cla ONES
arr being largely Developed.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

There IL some sense IN what w. II.
Hearst says regarding the good that
may he gained III the iaborine .aen
IL they yin 10 iutp poliiics. stick 70,
gether and work for favorable kFis'
iatlon This Ia inst shst the British
workman has been aoing since the
days OF John Brikht's advent into pol.
itics and they have nov member Of
their parry IN the eshinet III 4
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

Il may be some oom(ort 70 read
that conditions In Is4li eacktAs
houses are ~ bad AZ q There
are q great many y howcscr.
~ho nee,s somells~s kte thsn has
been sdduced u the sensational news
papers 10 convince them that mat,
ters are so Incredibly had In our own
plants.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

So far. The Tucsua star IL the ocly
Arizona asssp<per 10 advocate m
AYE" vote n fsvar ot Soint statehood
The best possible siEn that jolnt state
bod slIl he d~fest~d Overwhelmingly.
-fsisls. Rsssss.
Presldrnt Roosevelt has expressed
himself very seornsssly and very
ssreanousiy - fhe statehood sitaa
sion In Se~ n11nioo and Arizona
Geusien~a - hnsd ssdsrai pcsitions
IN p,eoHe tsks ~ codes and gov
/ 81 xAsmsstves sccofdheg. Those
Iuhe MA - rssd. d.--s;sn Mexican.
p<sAaps senator Beseridge sIIl ap'
pear u Arizona - sn stisceate of joint
| nsasonnp1 Il Nh oaly be necessary
fcr nm - wsd y uiidly enthusiastic
Arlsonn an1feacex excerpts from sen
| as nosu1uf ss of the flftysesenth
| conxr~cs sentaining the impressions
he uz1ne1 h his fiy-by.nisht journey
I through In. territory. We recall that
IL was the senator's opinion then that
we we're for the most part q degraded
lot Of barharlRns.-~Phoenis Rapnbii
eau.
/ President Roosevelt threatens ~
with exclusion FROM the Union fos fif
teen years unless We now embrac'
salvation. Where Ii the president
authorization 90 deliver this threat
Fifteen years Is q long time In the III
Il of n country. as II In In the life OF
man. Fifteen years ago Theodor'
Roosevelt was not considered ss
! presidential possibility. Fifteen year
hence he viii probably have as iittl'
) To do with national affairs as be ha'
TO do In 1880. No president has eve
harvested much Ice long after his M
tirement from office, There is at pre-
sent Indication that President Rocrs
welt will be more influential as . Tor
mer president than his iiiustrious pie
decessors have been Phoenix Repsil
iican.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

There sas never q d0abt on III.
smhiast. The public wiii foot the bills
for The ssp.nss ~ the Inspection os
tnest products
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

There are i few New Mexico demo
Gratis who are talking Of sotins
against the Joint statehood measure
h the hope that nest house aai
president my be ptic aud may
favor separate admisslon These folk
are not figuring q VT 4 certainly
republican senats DO In such an
unlikely and unlucky event.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

TIE .Tassea star h~iteses araksaaa
win ycss 90 faseF 81 tosntate. A
leasr. II says ~.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

TAs naisAed Aaaa rurA briidlss u
ssosh~s structure n Which Las We
sxas en- eoisr sith pride i.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22
THE MARKET REPORTS

The following quotations receive,
from F. J. Graf 4 Co. Albuquerque
New Mexico, correspondent for Logan
4 Bryan. long distance phone.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

sun Il ~iii ssss s~sstx isrsssidxs
aalse ] sAiie % ss.sss sinseif win
e. peopse u Ne~ h1saioo
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

The operation of the asnenspd
lease Law viii mean probably ss1 1
additional revenue Tor The pnl1
situations Of the territory AZ
mai here viii ~ one of tho ~
eficiaries rD Governor
comes me credit II mid
movement which has
ired into she Important SsHt
ii ii true THAT before 1 fSsx
took up the matter 4 ha ~.
Cd. but II wss the execiIl 116s
with the secretary % s4dy
that made the afnendms
Las Vegas daily optic., 1906-06-22

The furniture 10 the ha1 nI~l
NJ G. A. building Il eoinj i ~
idly The fnrnitsre Ii 81 the eaxy
mission typ<, serriceabie and tlsxN
Ing 20 the eye aad the effees ID ~
rooms alreads eQptpped 4 sdinif1, y
The fcrmsls = 1ips a ~ Sok >
siIi proba1 bke pisce 1eouf
the frt ~ July Alresay nay of
the dornltory rooms Nave been rent
"a and appIications for membership
sre comIng il Nth rapidits that Is
thoroushiy eraflIyfax % me manage
meat. a.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
SkOMhegan Teachers.

The teachers for the graded and higt
schools Of the town for the coming yeal
have been recently elected by the schoo
committee. The appointments are as
follows:
High School-DaForest II. Perkins
principal; Edward A. Parker. submaster
Edith b. Brown, Instructor IN English
Dorothy NJ. Elliott, Instructor in Frepsh
Alice M. Bracket, Instructor 10 Com
mercial Branches.
Graded Schools-ninth grade, Dora ?
Cleveland; eighth grade, Avis Anti
seventh grade, Addie M. Swain
sixth grade, Della NJ. Foss, Garfield
Alice E. Mitchell, Park; fifth grade
Vera n. Snow, Garfield; fourth grade
Daisy Holway, Garfield; Edna D
Taylor, Park; third grade, Gertrude
Townsend, Lincoln; Edna Taylor, Park
second grade, Lizzie B. Higgins, L n
coin Lizzie W. Healey, Park first grade
Grace D. Bradley, Lincoln, Grace L
Choate, Park; kindergarten, Florence A
Hammond; drawing and manual train,
ing, Alma T. Buzwell; music, Elmer E
Towne.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Miss Helen Logan Of Boston formerly
OF Pictou, Nova Scotia arrived at Show
hogan Monday to spend her vacation
with her sister, Mrs. Seldeu Kincaid.
Mrs. George Merriam and daughters,
Misses Marion and Marguerite, are the
guests this week OF Mrs. James Fellows
at Wesserrunsett Cottage, Hayden
Lake.
Mrs. r. E. Delauo, who has been the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. K. X. D4lano
during the past five weeks, returned to
her home in Rockand, Mass, yesterday
morning.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

The manicuring parlors of Mrs. Ken
dali will be closed from Aug. Il to DIST
The Maine Valve Company have some
bargains In secondhand bicycles.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
new ADVERTISEMENTS.

Lost Gold Locket.
Coal-Lewis Coal Co,
For Sale-Advertiser.
Notices-W. T. Seekins.
Notice-Nsson & Harris.
Wanted-Pierce & Beale.
For Sale-Mrs. A. F. Atkins.
Wanted-Mrs. Willis Gushing.
Pickling Time-Geo. Simpson.
Business Colege-F. l.. Shaw.
vaudeville-Shaw Comedy Co.
Closing Out Sale-Miss Walker.
Vaudeville Lakewood Theater.
Business College-W 81. Morgan.
Semi-aunual Sale-W. P. Ordway.
Notice Of Fundamentally Ames.
safe Proposition-K. G. Woodland Son.
Petition for Discharge E. Hewey.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Will be In my Office Wednesday and
Saturday evenings, $50 to 8; come in
and investigate La Z4Cualpa shares.
2w Eff. FAIRBRoTHER.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

The saddest country in the world is
perhaps the region about Jerusalem.
Newspapers are teachers of disjointed
thinking.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Fine new sweet potatoes at A. r.
Jewetts market.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
LOST MIR. RocKEFEtLER's ORDER
Decorator Offended susceptibllities Of
the Oil Maunate.

A New York decorator was sum-
noned some time since by John D.
Rockefeller to his place near larry
town to suggest some interior altera-
tons to the place that were thought
desirable by Mrs, Rockefeller, whom
the visitor describes as a very plain
ordinary person of very few words
He added:
Il went over the house in company
with Mr.. and Mrs. Rockefeller and
suggested several improvements that
| thought would not sin too much
against the somewhat bare appearance
of things. A couple of hours were
passed in this way, and then we sat
down to lunch, which consisted of cold
chicken and domestic ginger ale, a
combination that to me was particu.
larly unpalatable.
THE weather was very cold, and
before taking the drive from the depot
had fortified myself with small
flask of whisky. This | had left in the
side pocket of my overcoat, hanging
in the hall.
"On departi"g Mr. Rockefeller es-
corted me to the 'oor and insisted on
helping me on with my overcoat. l
tried to resist, for the thought of the
flask of whisky occurred to me and
of the disastrous result of it's falling
out. At any rate, Mr.. Rockefeller
grasped the coat firmly in spite of my
protest, and the bottle, coming in con-
tact with something, gave out an I'M
mistakable tinkle, and must have
blushed furiously. We parted very
cordially, but l never got his order"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Little Daughter Scored.

A woman who is at the head of an
organization of many thousands of
women and who is known throughout
this land and in many European coun-
tries tells this story about herself
Her young daughter is not as much
impressed with the sense of her moth
er's Importance as she might be, and
when the mother returned one day
from feminine conclave at which she
had been the central figure and feted
and bowed down to for week the girl
asked:
did you have a really truly good
time, mother, and was everybody just
as nice as he or she could be?"
Eyes. everybody was lovely. l really
enjoyed myself" was the reply.
well, now that it is all over, hon
estly, wouldn't you rather be plain
old mother than any kind of presi-
dent?"
"There wasn't but one reply for me
to make to that question: says the
storyteller, "and my little daughter
scored that time"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
WAS MISTAKEN AS TO JIMMY"
Andrew Lang Tells of Queer Psyche
LOGICAL Experience,

Andrew Lang relates curious
psychological experience of his own
In connection with temporary hallu-
cination. 81 was on the platform of
little country station he says, when
| met son of the house at which |
was going to stay. He Is a young
man very well known to me, of rud.
dy complexion. | said, 'Hullo, jim
my!' or words to that effect, using the
familiar form of his Christian name,
and shook hands r IN him.
"a few minutes later saw lis
father beside NE and remarked that
l had not seen him before. Yes, you
did, said the sire, and you called me
Jimmy Now the father is four
inches taller than the son C feet
inches), is not of a rudy complexion.
and, of course, is many years older.
"Yet I could have sworn in any
court of justice that had just spoken
to and shook hands with Jimmy, who
at the moment was at home, dis.
lance Of nearly mile away. After
this I can believe anything in the
way of temporary Authorization, mega
tive or positive"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
An Affirmative Answer.

The late Alpheus d. Du Bots, the
New York schoolteacher who, though
his salary never exceeded $4,000, man.
aged to accumulate fortune of $780,
900, was a man of thrift and of sys-
TEN.
Mr.. Du Bois," sai' schoolteacher,
was systematic in everything. He
even kept a hook of examples of
school children's literary style.
This book was very interesting. He
showed it to me one day, and l still
remember. under the head of Bonn
bastic and Hifalutin,' an essay of one
paragraph on the question, Which was
the greater General, Caesar or Hanni-
bal?'
"The essay ran:
"'When we consitcr the times in
which these two great Generals lived,
the conditions under which they gov
erned, the people over whom they
reigned, and the difficulties under
which they fought. we are compelled
to answer in the Affirmative
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Good Jope on Office Holder.

When President Roosevelt was
hunting in the Big Pasture last spring
the story runs that he told John Aber
nathy, his host, to secure general in
dorsements and later he might give
him an Office. Alternately had never
mixed in Oklahoma politics, and 1t
was easy for him to get letters from
members of all factions, saying that
he was a good fellow and that they
would like to see him on the federal
pay roll. Among others who Endorsed
Alternately was w. d. Fossett, United
States marshal, whose position Aber-
nathy now is said to be seeking.
Fossett is the butt Of many jokes
about his Endorsement Of Alternately
for his own job.-Exchange
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Professor Oncken's Translation.

Prof. Oncken, who has been lectur-
ing on languages at the University
of Chicago, attended gathering Of
savants the other evening. The
steam heating plant was in bad work
ing order and the conversation turn
ed to furnaces.
Herr Oncken, what is the German
word for furnaces" asked one of those
present.
The professor studied a few min
utes, and then said:
Central heating plant is the only
German equivalent for furnace that
would translate into English"
The professor was as much amused
as the others at not being able to give
a better synonym and the laughter
was general when some one said:
Fancy your wife asking you the
last thing at night: My dear, did
you attend to the central heating
plant?'"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
POISON WAS WHAT HE WANTED.
Excuse Made on Spur of the Moment
Model of INGENUITY.

There was a man in Atlanta who
once suspected negro in his employ
of tampering with the contents of his
wine cellar, especially with a certain
brand Of fine whisky. The employer
decided to adopt measures to verify
his suspicious. He allowed the demi-
John holding his private stock" to
become empty; then, instead Of refill
ing 1t, he placed his pet brand in bot
ties, labelling each one poison"
One evening on returning home I'M
expectedly he caught his servant "in
fagrante delicto." Selling the bottle
from the darkey's hand, the Atlanta
man exclaimed in a tone of terror
Great heavens, Sam! Do you know
what you have been doing? This bot
tie Is marked 'poison!"
The negro took the bottle and sur
veyed 1t closely. Then ne shifted at
1t. A melancholy smile fitted over
his dusky countenance. "Taint pizen,
sah," he said dejectedly. Else been
fooled ag'in."
Fooled AGAIN." repeated the mas
ter, Indignantly. what do you mean?"
"Well, sah," continued the darkey,
in the same tone of depression, at am
dis way. | knowed from de fust from
de way you acted bout dat demijohn,
dat you had yo' suspishions of me; an
dat sho' made me feel pretty blue. l
got distressed, an didn't care. Why,
sab, TO- mos two weeks now Use been
tryin' to commit suicide outer dat bot
tle."-Woman's Home Companion.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Not to Be Caught Twice.

N. Vickary, formerly for many years
a well known taxidermist of Lynn,
Mass, had sk'~ned an eagle for mount
ing one day, en- an old colored man
who did odd jobs about came in.
"Uncle Ben" said the taxidermist,
you can take home that goose over
there If you want to-"
Uncle Ben bore the goose" joyfully
away. The next time he met Mr..
Vickary he looked at him rather
queerly, but said nothing. A few days
later the taxidermist skinned an OWL
and again offered Uncle Ben a goose
to take home. Uncle Ben removed his
hat, scratched his head in some per-
plexity, and then said:
eff it's all the same to you, Mis-
tab Vickary, sub, I'd like to see the
feet OBJ dat GOOSE before l take him
home to my old woman"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
CauIifloWer Clusters.

The flower clusters of the cauli-
flower, which form themselves into
a firm cluster or head, varying from
four to eight or more inches across,
become the edible portion Of one of
the greatest of vegetable delicacies.
In this 1t differs greatly from all
other members Of the cabbage family.
whose leaves and stalks are used for
culinary purposes.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Temper Copper.

1t Is reported that TWO Nova Scotia
men, one of whom is an enterprising
blacksmith, have discovered method
Of hardening copper, To demonstrate
the degree of hardening that may be
attained by tile new method the black
smith has forged a crude razor out of
the new material, and 1t is announced
that this has an edge which permits
of actual shaving. The matter is be-
ing followed by the American consul
at Halifax.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Almost Forgot!

The two strangers, says Brooklyn
Life, who had accidentally met in the
hotel lobby, were discussing friends
NO" said the tall, thin man very
seriously. I'm looking for the friend
who is a friend in need" The fat
man rose hastily, and consulted his
watch. "By George!" he exclaimed,
you'll have to excuse me! I almost
forgot that engagement"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Pedestrians at Fault.

At a recent dinner of the Society Of
Motor Manufacturers, the opinion was
expressed by a speaker that pedes-
TRANS were the greatest sinners on the
road. There is no doubt that they
have way of colliding with the cars,
and not infrequently clogging the deli
cate machinery with pieces of them
selves.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Emt 'ems of Courage.

Rubios are the emblems Of courage
change color-some legends assert
that they break-if poison touches
them. They soften grief, counterfeit
the evil effect of wealth whatever
that may be-, are an invaluable anti
dote for unrequited love, and have
the power of repelling disease and of
preventing contagion.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Infants Remarkable Escape.

Whatever the reason, there Is no
disputing that infants live after mis-
haps which would have meant certain
death to older folks. Whenever there
is a big accident which has involved
great loss of life, one nearly always
reads of the remarkable escape of
many children.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-01-13
Eat in Privacy,

Apparently our best nance of Sc
curing long d hee. ~ life is to
eat once da3 and wear as few
clothes as possible. While, on the
other hand, we have been told during
the past week or so that meal a
day is the royal road to longevity, a
we'll known doctor has been advocat-
ing the practical abolition of clothes
for dinner. Obviously our best course
will be to take our food in the pri-
vacy of our own apartments, unless
Fashion will devise a dining garment
for us that can be so variously treat
ed that it will run no risk of the mo-
notony that kills. Not even addi-
tional length Of days would reconcile
a woman to being continually dressed
in the same style.-Pittsburg Dis
patch.