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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
sYMPToMATlc or SPRING.
When tho Awfully Tired Man Hies
x Elm to the Water for Tugsls
w with the Fish.

Yes, my dear; the man Is very
tired.
He has been working Awfully Hard
for the Past Year. Now he will pro
coed to take a Rest.
He will rest, said. Tomorrow he
will shoulder Fishingrod, lug a can
Of Worms In one hand and O basket
OF Lunch in the other and HE him
self to the River for a Fishing Stunt
Will that rest him?
d He thinks 1t will, and that IL
Enough. Five days week for the
past year he has sat at Desk three
Hours iii the forenoon and three hours
in the afternoon, debating letters and
telling Other men what to do. This
has been very strenuous, and he Is
Much Fatigued. So tomorrow he will
tramp 'steen miles through mud and
sand and brush, stand In the hot sun
drink river water, eat Cold Lunch
full Of Ants and Bugs. and In the
evening he will drag himself home.
wondering all the way II he will ever
Get There.
In the morning he will arise as
stiff as poker and as sore as a gum
boil, but he will be Rested. 1t was
a day off from the strenuous business
life, and that Is Sufficient.
But 1t is Funny, isn't 1t, that mar
can get Rest out Of that sort Of
thing?
No, he will not get any Fish.
He will get Sunhnrn. Mo'"~'o and
Chiggers; but he will get no Fish.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
DECISION IN BURTON CASE.
THE SUPREME COURT SUSTAINS
FORMER VERDICT.

Washington, May 22.-The supreme
,ourt Of the United States rendered a
decision in the case of United States
Senator Ralph Burton of Kansas. The
decision was against Burton, affirming
the decision of the United States court
for the eastern district Of Missouri, by
which Burton was sentenced to 9
months Imprisonment in the jail OF
Iron county, Mo-, required to pay a
fine of $500, and deprived of the right
to hereafter hold Office under the gov
eminent. The opinion was by Judge
Harlin. All of the points made In
Buttons interest were overruled.
Senator Burton was prosecuted on the
charge Of violating section 1882 Of the
revised statutes which prohibits SEN
ators and representatives from receiv-
ing compensation for services render
ed before any Of the government de-
partments which the matter of govern
ment may be interested.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
had GIVEN UP ALL HOPE.
CONFINED TO HER BED
With DYSPEPSIA.
"IOweMy to Pe-ru-na,'
Says Mrs. Hufaker.

MRS. Mittie Huffaker, R. R. No. 8,
Id Habia, Tenn, writes:
.sfWaS afflicted with dyspepsia for
several years and at last was confined
to my bed, unable to sit up.
ave tried several different doctors
without relief.
al had given up all hope of any re-
lief and was almost dead when my
husband bought me bottle of Pc.
runa.
"At first I could not notice any ben
eft, but after taking several bottles l
was cured sound and well.
at Is to Peruna ! owe my 1fe to-
day.
81 cheerfully recommend 1t to all
sufferers.
Revised Formula.
"For number Of years requests
have come to me from multitude Of
grateful friends, urging that Peruna
be given slight laxative quality. |
have been experimenting with a iaxa-
tive addition for quite a length OF
time, and now feel gratifled to an
nounce to the friends of Peruna that
have incorporated such quality in
the medicine which, in my opinion,
can only enhance its well-known bene-
fetal character.
rs. B. HARTMAN, M. D."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
ANeLo-AMERIcAN ARCTIC Ex,
PLoRATloN SAILS.
TO LOCATE EDGE OF THE LAND.
Theory Based on Drift Of Ice Bound
Vessels, Discovery Of Eskimo Re-
mains and Stories Of Natives--WlIi
Be Gone Eighteen months.

| Victoria, B. G., May %. The
Duchess Of Bedford. with the Anglo.
American Arctic exploration expedi-
ton on board. sailed for the Arctic
with the object Of seeking a large
stretch of undiscovered land believ-
ed to exist in the Beaufort sea, west
Of the Alaskan coast, and, incidentally
conduct geological, geographical and
chronological and other scientific work.
The expedition is headed by Cap
tain Ejnar Mikkelsen, a Danish navi-
gator, who has been twice member
Of Arctic expeditions, and Ernest
DeK. Lefiingwell, Chicago geologist,
who was in company with Mikkelsen,
a member of the Baldwin expedition,
and includes Ejnar Ditevsen, Dan
ish Arctist, and Zoologist George
Howe, Of Harvard, and seven men,
bers Of the navigation crew, total of
eleven. Ernest Stefanssen. of Har-
ward, an ethnologist, has started for
Herschel island to meet the vessel at
a rendezvous.
From Victoria the Duchess Of Bed
ford will sail to Kodiak. thence to ST.
IBERIA to secure sixty dogs, and will
then enter the Arctic through Boring
strait, skirting the shore to Banks is
land, where depot will be made,
from which various scientific expedi.
tions will be taken over the Ice.
In the spring Of 1907 Messrs. Mix
kelsen and Leffingwell will leave to
journey over the Ice in northwest
direction, taking provisions for lao
days, already prepared in compact
soldered cases, with two dog teams,
the intention being to kill dogs for
food of the others il the supplies de-
crease.
This trip will be taken to make
soundings through ice cracks, with
the hope of locating the edge of the
continental shelf and the stretch Of
land which, according to the theory of
the explorers, lies to the northwest of
Alaska in an expanse at present I'M
known.
The explorers base their theory on
the drift of the Jeanette and other
vessels, the known flights Of migra-
tory birds, discoveries of Eskimo re-
mains, and stories of natives who tell
of land in the direction where they
intend to explore. After they have
started over the ice into the unknown
In the spring of 1907, the Duchess of
Bedford will return to Victoria, bring
ing the results Of the preliminary
scientific work, and will then return
north In charge of DR.. McLaren, OF
Glasgow, to find Mikkelsen and Lief
fingwell. When her search is success
full or the decrease of their provisions
makes it necessary, they will strike
across the ice towards Wrangel is
land or the North Siberian coast,
where they expect to be picked up in
the fall of 1907.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
Followed Instructions.

A lady going from home for the day
says a writer in the New York World
locked everything up carefully, and
for the grocer's benefit left card OIL
the back door.
"All out. Don't leave anything" II
read.
On her return she found her home
ransacked and all her choicest pos
sessions gone. To the card on the
door was added: Thanks. We haven't
left much"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear There Is only one way to
Deafness is caused by an infamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube 10 inhamed you have rumbling sound or I'm.
perfect hearing and when 1t is entirely closed Deaf
ness 10 the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored TO its normal cond
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out Of ten are caused by Catarrh which Is nothing
but an i1famed condition OF the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness tcaused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
BY Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
-. CHENEY q CO., Toledo O.
Sold BY Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Sir Harry Johnston, the famous OK
plorer, once escaped from q very tight
corner in Africa by a queer strata
gem. A score or two Of murderou1
natives had surrounded his tent, into
which, before rushing 1t, they sent an
envoy. The envoy was told the small
pox was in camp, and a wretched AL
bino was sent out as the awful exanl-
pie. In five minutes the scared tribes
men had vanished. AS Sir Harry well
knew, they feared the white Giseasc"
more than all the inventions of Maxim
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
il Session one Hour.

Kansas City, May 23.-rhe confer
ence Of the coal miners and operators
of the southwest was In session one
hour. The operators demanded con
cessions, the miners had none to Of
fer and the conference adjourned.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
columbus Under Secret Orders.

Philadelphia, May 23-The cruiser
Columbus sailed from the League Is
land navy yard under secret orders
with COO marines aboard. 1t is under
stood the vessel will 90 to Guanta-
namo, and thence to Santo Domingo.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
An
NJ. d. s
Praise
What Has Reason to Do with TIP

Joe-But, my dear fellow, Is your
income enough to justify your mar
rying?
Fred-I'm afraid not.
"Then what reason have you for
taking so serious a step?"
II have no reason. I'm In love-
Stray Stories.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

The fact that man is all puffed up
with pride will not mitigate tie jar
when he takes his fall.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
COURT WILL HEAR CASE.
Supreme Court Grants Kansas Suit
for NJ, X. G. IT.

Washington, May 23.-The supreme
court Of the United States granted
the petition of the state of Kansas to
file a suit against the United States
and others In the case involving the
land grant through the Indian Terri
tory for the benefit of the Missouri,
Kansas and Texas Railroad Company.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

You have to understand human ma
ture mighty well to know that other
people aren't any bigger fools than
you are.--N. Y. Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
A Gentle Slam.

Miss Jolly-Eddie Blank is an aw.
full flatterer. You can't believe word
he says. But / always like to meet
him.
Kathleen-Must be a case Of mu-
tual admiration. I've heard him say
the very same thing about you.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

It is human nature to wonder how
SO many incompetent people succeed
where we can't.-Judge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Write Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y,
for sample Of Garfield Tea. Mild laxative.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Poverty is no disgrace" said Uncle
Eben, "but dat fact amt a good ex.
cuse for de man dat 'ud rather be
broke dan to go to work. Washing.
ton Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces In.
hammation allays pain, wind collie. CSC bottle.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

The man who filrts with trouble Is
apt to get 1t where Uncle Bill got the
carbuncle.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

The sun that shines in the face
rises in the heart,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

il you use Ball Blue, get Red Cross Ball
Blue, the best Ball Blue. Large 2 or.
package only s cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Yellow clothes are unsightly. Keep them
white with Red Cross Ball Blue. All
grocers sell large 2 OF. package, 5 cents
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Garfield Tea, the herb laxative, is better
than drugs and strong cathartics; it cures.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

II men couldn't 60 into politics they
would invest something else Just as
bad to do.--N. Y. Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

II a political candidate wants his
campaign to be hummer, he shouldn't
start out with hammer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Iost-The other fellow lost It, the
Santa Fe Agent at Wichita, Kansas,
found it. What? The agency for all
Steamer lines, Atlantic, Pacific, all Cults
and Rivers. Write for rates.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

It's gasolene that makes the world
20 round.-Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24
You're Not It All.

You cannot separate society from
sin by separating yourself from So
ciety.-Chicago Tribune.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-24

Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsToRrA,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05

high enough to pay a dividend $6,000,.
600. Perhaps the people could 60 with
out gas; perhaps they could walk in.
stead of riding ON street cars; but ev.
cry one knows that under modern con-
dtions they could not. The man who
uses the gas and the man who rides on
the street cars is practically compelled
to do 50, and when he pays am Cox.
orbitant price he is held up with re-
suits exactly the same as when thug
holds up millionaire ON the highway.
The only difference is that we have
come to believe that it Is wrong to OBJ
tain property by physical fonce while
it is right to obtain IL unjustly by the
force of circumstances.
Buh as said before, out of all this
agitation, legislation and prosecution,
with their disclosures, we are devolv.
ing some new ideas of right and wrong
New ideas of legal right and legal
wrong. We are getting to the point
where we dre not afraid to call spade
a spade and thief thief. We are
getting to point where we will mod
ify our definition of theft so that it
shall include the most expensive kind
of theft and provide for the punish
ment of the thieves. We are not going
back on our fundamental principal that
a mans property shall not be taken
from him without due process of law,
but we shall extend the application of
the principal so that it shall protect
the poor rs we'll. as the rich. The
masses of the people of this country
are thinking and thinking masses are
dangerous 10 the special privileges of
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05
UNCLE SAM MAY
CONTROL RIVER
Unless Government Checks Ram
page of Colorado Yuma Irri-
cation Project is Doomed

the reclamation service said today the
Colorado river was the most trouble
some problem before the department,
and that the government would be
forced to take steps to swing the river
back into its old channel or abandon
the Yuma irrigation project.
Everything done by man to control
that river has played havoc" he said.
"All the alluvium through which the
river runs melts like sugar, and the
erosion on the west bank is something
frightful. There will be deep canyon
between the river and Salton sink.
Banks hundreds of yards long to 200
feet thick and over 100 feet in height
topple into the river continually, serv-
ing to push the river steadily westward
and forming bars which prevent it from
returning to the old channel. Yuma will
not long be in sight if the Colorado
river keeps this up. The Laguna dam
has dock sides, but rests on mud, and
it will wash out if the erosion below it
continues. The freaks of the Colorado
river present some of the most inter
esting and puzzling problems known to
engineers"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05
A Wonderful Record.

As made up by improved and exact
processes DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrp-
tion is q most efficient remedy for regu-
iating a II the womanly functions, correct
ing oispiacements, as prolapsus, antever:
sion and retroversion, overcoming painful
periods, toning up the nerves and bring
Ing about perfect state of health. It
cures the backache, periodical headaches
the dragging-down distress in the pelvic
region, the pain and tenderness over
lower abdominal region, dries up the
pelvic catarrhal drain, so disagreeable
and weakening. and overcomes every
form OF weakness incident to the organs
distinctly feminine.
TFavorite Prescription" is the only
medicine for women. the makers OF
which are not afraid to print their
formula on the bottle wrapper, thus
fidence. 1t Is the only medicine for
women, every ingredient of which has
the strongest possible endorsement OF
the most eminent medical practitioners
and writer's OF our day, recommending
u for the diseases for which UFavorlte
put up medicine for women, sold
through druggists, which does not con-
tain large percentage Of alcohol, so
harmful In the long run, especially to
delicate women. 1t has more genuine
cures to its credit than all other medi-
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saved thousands of sufferers from the
operating table and the surgeons knife.
1t has restored delicate. weak women to
strong and vigorous health and virility,
making motherhood possible where there
was barrenness before, thereby brighten
ing and making happy many thousands
OF homes by the advent OF little ones to
strengthen the marital bonds and add
sunshine where gloom and dependency
had reigned before.
Write to DR.. r. v. Pierce. He will send
you good, fatherly, professional advice,
in plain. sealed envelope, absolutely
free. Address him at Buffalo, N. Y.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets do not
grippe. They effectually cleanse the sys-
TEN OF accumulated impurities.
The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser, by DR.. Pierce, 1908 pages, is sent
free on receipt Of stamps TO pay expense
OF mailing only. Send 81 one-cent stamps
Tor the book in paper covers, or 81 stamps
for the cloth bound volume. Address
as above.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05

II On and after June l, 1906, the South
srn Pacific, in connection with the Cor
Wallis 8 Eastern railroad from points
on their lines to Newport, Yaquina ant
Detroit at very low rates, good for re
klturn until October 10, 1906.
Three-day tickets to Newport anG
FYaquina, good going Saturdays and re
\ turning Mondays are also on sale
Afrom all East Side points, Portland ia
Eugene, inclusive, and from all West
Side points, enabling people to visit
kheir families and spend Sunday at the
Seaside.
II Season tickets from all East Side
points, Portland to Eugene, inclusive,
md from all West Side points, are also
bn sale TO Detroit at very low rates,
k'with stop-over privileges at Mill City
|Npr any point east, enabling tourists to
visit the Santiam and Breitenbush Hot
Hprings in the Cascade mountains,
(which can be reached in one day.
n Season tickets viii be good for re-
|Ssurn from all points until October 10th.
srhseeday tickets win be good going
Saturday and returning Mondays
|tonly. Tickets from Portland and vicin-
ity win be good for return via the
Dsst or West Side at option of pas
Pssnger. Tickets from Eugene and vi
Fsinity win bs good going via tho Leb-
|1anon-S Springheld branch if desired
Baggage on Newport tickets checked
:hrough to Newport; on Yaquina tick.
sts TO Yaquina only. Sunday excur.
sons to Newport on the G. & E. will
begin June 10th or l7th, and run ev.
ny Sunday thereafter, leaving Al
,4ny at 1880 a. m, leave Corvallis at
.. m.
8. p. trains connect with the c. 4
g. at Albany and Corvallis for Va
IuiDa and Newport. Trains on the @.
Il r. for Detroit win leave Albany at
h ~ 4. M. enabling tourists to the Hot
|Bpzin&s to reach there the same day.
Trains from and to Corvallis connect
xith AL East Side trains ON the 8. p.
Full information as to rates. time
sbles, etc.; can be obtained on appli-
|,&tion to J. G. Mayo. Gen. Pass. Agt. |
? > ;. r. R., Albanyj A L. Craig. @.
Z 8. p. Co., Portland, or to any
+ - @. d E. agent.
&1<>s from Salem to Newport $5;
r 9uinA, s4-5oj threeday rate from
1ls4 30 Newport, $500.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05

money has no choice. We have been
looking upon one method of criminal
and the other as the exercise of fnan.
cial skill.
There is no need to multiply illutra-
tions This is no time to ask whether
it is morally wrong for a gas company
to charge its customers $1.15 for gas
that is dear at S5 cents;no time to ask
whether it is morally wrong for a street
railway company to sell property that
cost it 100000 for $6,000,OO0, be.
cause it held public franchises, and
thus compel the people to pay fares
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05
Moral Wrongs and Legal Wrongs.

! The Oregonian of Tuesday pays III
respects to John d. Rockefeller and the
Standard Oil as follows: Out of all thi,
agitation, discussion, legislation and
prosecution we are evolving some new
ideas of right and wrong which will
become so deeply implanted in the
minds of the Ameidcan people that they
will newer be uprooted. We are get
ting clearNer ideas not only of what il
morally right and morally wrong, but
what is, or should be, legally right and
legally wrong. With a stupidity almost
gross we have been accepting as leg
ally right many acts of injustice and
dishonesty which should be legally
wipug and punishable under the laws of
the state or nation.
If brawny thug, armed with a ne.
volver, goes out upon the highway,
meets John d. Rockefeller, and by
threats of violence secures the few dol.
lars the millionaire may have in his
pockets, he is guilty of crime. A
pickpocket who would steal the old
man 8 wallet or a sneakthief who would
steal some article from his home would
also be guilty of crime. Such acts are
:Iecognized by all as criminal and have
been since organized society began.
Such acts are not only morally wrong
but are legally wrong, and we have be
come accustomed so to consider them.
Hence We have laid down the broad
principle that no man shah be deprived
of his property without due process of
lava principle which we must zeal.
ously guard.
But is the act of picking the pocket
of John ID. Rockefeller OF openly rob
bing him, and more wrong, morally than
the act of the Standard Oil Company in
taking from the pockets of the people
of the United States hundreds of thous-
ands of dollars evA-y year by means of
exorbitant prices for oils. Is ii any
more wrong than the act of the Stand
ard Oil Company in driving competitors
out of business and thereby securing
their property at less than its value. by
means Of rebates or other methods as
nnfairi Ii is no answer to the question
70 say that the Standard Oil receives
rs excessive charges in pursuance of
Al D
seller. When the thug holds up John
D., the millionaire agrees to hand over
lis purse rathar than get thump ON
he head When the Americans people
'ay the extortionate charges they agree
o pay it rather than ruin their eyes by
eading by candle-hght. In either case
: is practically a one-sided agrement
n which the man who pays over the
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05
Sute Cure for Piles.

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause itching; this form, as well as
Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles,
are cured by DR.. Bo-san-ko's Pile Rem
edy. Stops itching and bleeding Alb
serbs tumors. SOC jar at druggists,
or sent by mail. Treatise free. Write
me about your case. DR.. Bosanko.
Philadelphia, Pa.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05
NOTICE

DEPosIToRs IN THE SAVINGS
OF THE CAPITAL
BANK ARE REQUEST
ED TO PRESENT THEIR PASS
BOOKS FOR THE PURPOSE OF
HAVING CREDITED THE SEMI
ANNUAL INTEREST DUE JULY I.
JOHN H ALBERT,
Cashier.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-05
The Texas Wonder.

Cures all kidney, bladder and rheu.
matte trouble; sold by all druggists, or
two months treatment by mail for 81.
DR.. E. W. Hall, 1925 Olive street, at.
Louis, Mo. Send for testimonials. Sold
by stones drug stores. dw-1yr