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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
CHEAP VISIT TO ENGLAND.
Nine Weeks Of Travel Across the
Atlantic and Back for a
Small Sum.

There is only one unforgetable va
Cation--a trip to England, through
England, and home again, says Coun-
Try Life in America. Nine weeks Of
travel can be had for SIPS, and this
easy price includes the full expenses
OF both ocean voyages. Bicycle clothes
and flannel shirts make up one prop
or costume The ordinary sack suit
with long trousers is equally service
able. The luggage for walking will
be carried In a cloth-covered india RUB
Der knapsack. This IS light, portable,
ana .A.nproof. II the traveller makes
his way by bicycle, he should nearly
limit his luggage to the dimensions OF
a diamond frame case. The slight
overflow win be made into a thin bum
dlo strapped to the handle bars, or to
the frame behind the saddle. A
stripped" wheel is essential, guard
and bell and brake being OF the light
est. The ocean trip is made In the
second cabin OF one OF the lines plying
between New York and Glasgow
cost is $50 single and $50 for the round
trip. The food is not poor, and there
IL abundance OF deck room. The time
from dock to dock is ten and one-half
Gays, so the total time on water Is q
days. and on land six weeks
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11

Deposition IL the cashier In? Presi-
dent-No- 20 he's gone away. Deposl.
tor-Ah! gone for q rest, / presume.
President No, to avoid arrest
The Missus-Your cooking doesn't
please my husband. The cook--l
cooks that way a purpose, mum. Fur
be ittfrom me to cause any jealousy In
this family.
s,Tn our amateur theatricals," said
i,Caravce. sssthe girls wait you to be Q
Greek goddess 81 have nothing to
wear averred Gladys "Just the
costume for Greek goddess, my
dear"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11

told agonies for four years, and tried
different physicians and all kindsof ONT
ments. IcOuld walk only with clutches.
1t is sixteen months ago since / began
using Cuticura Soap and Ointment for
my limb and foot. The first two
months the Cuticura Remedies did not
seem to work, but kept on using them
both. In two weeks afterwards saw
change in my limb. Then / began using
Cuticura Soap and Ointment often dur
ing the day and kept it up for seven
months, when my limb was healed up
Just the same as if ! never had trouble.
sit is eight months now since
stopped using Cuticura Remedies, the
best on Gods earth. / am working
at the present day, after FIVE years
of suffering. The cost Of Cuticura
Ointment and Soap was only SO;
but the doctors bills were more like
5000. You can publish my name and
refer any one to write to me about
Cuticura Remedies. / will answer all
letters if postage is enclosed. John M.
Lloyd, 7l8 S. Arch Ave-, Alliance, Ohio,
June q, 1905"
Complete External and Internal Treatment for every
HumoT, from Pimpes to Scrofa from Infancy to Age,
consisting Of Cutcura Soap, &c., Ointment &c., Resol;
Of co., may be had Of all druggists single set often cures
Potter Drug Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston,.
n8-Mailed Free, How to Cure Skin and Blood HumorS
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
TRAGIC FINISH.

A watchmsn's neglect permitted a
leak in the great North Sea dyke, which
q child's finger could have stopped, to
become ruinous break, devastating
an entire province of Holland. In like
manner Kenneth McIver, of Vanceboro,
Me-, permitted little cold to go un-
noticed until a tragic finish was only
averted by DR.. Kings New Discovery.
He writes: "Three doctors gave me up
to die of lung Inflammation, caused by
a neglected cold; but DR.. Kings New
Discovery saved my life." Guaranteed
best cough and cold cure. at all drug
gists. soc and 81 90. Trial bottle free.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
.KMEMTY YEAR BATTLE.

ssIswas q loser in twenty year bait
{. liz with chronic piles and malignant
ecres. until tried Bucklen's Arnica
save which turned the tide. by curing
Roth. tin not trace remains" writes
\. A. nj. Bruce, If EFarmville, We. Best
for old UIcers, Gus. Burns and Wounds
25c at alhdtugEists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11

who had charge of me
was trying to sew up
the side Of my foot,
but with no success.
When he found out
that wouldn't work,
he began trying to
heal the wound with
all kinds of ointment,
until at last my whole
foot and way up
above my calf was
nothing but proud
Aaak I oV1ffonnd I'm.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
ANARD

Of troubles to contend with, spring
from torpid liver and blockaded bow.
els, unless you awaken them to their
proper action with DIR. Kings New
Life Pills; the pleasantest and most of.
fective cure for Constipation. They
prevent Appendicitis and tone up the
system. Csc at all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11

Mr. Bryan Is not chasing the nomi-
nation, but IL tho nomination CHASE g
him it probably will find him making
no violent efforts to get away.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11

Daughter-So mamma, you desire
me to marry Mr.. Baldhead. simply
detest him; he's perfect idiot; il
would take too long to eDumerate all
his faults. Mother-Very we'll, my
dear, you'll be able to tell him ali that
when you are married.
The Coachman-I shall have to leave
your service, sir" Insurance Preei-
dent-I am sorry to hear thai, John,
WhyP "When I'm a-drivin' Of You,
sir, hear folks say, There goes that
thief" and / don't know which OF Us
they mean"
"This dog, madam, would be cheap
at $780," II would take him, butt
am afraid my husband might object"
MADAM, you can get another husband
much easier than dog like that"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
SUFFERED AGON|ES
FOR FOUR YEARS
Whole Foot Nothing But Proud Flesh
Tried Different Physicians and
All Kinds Of 0intments = Could
Walk Only With Clutches = Ohio
Man Says:
(" CUTICURA REMEDIES
THE BEST ON EARTH"

Elm the year 1899 the side Of my
right foot was cut off from the little
toe down to the heel, and the physician
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
ONLY 81 YEARS OLD.

81 am only 90 years old and dom I
expect even when get to be real old
to feel that way as long % ! can get
Electric Bitters, !" says Mrs. E. II. BrIn-
son. of Dublin, Ga. Surely there's
nothing else keeps the old as young
and makes the weak IS strong as this
great tonic medicine Dyspepsia, tor
Did liver, inflamed kidneys or chronic
constipation are unknown after taking
Electric Bitters reasonable time.
Guaranteed by all druggists. Price Soc.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11

Secretary Shaw suggests that the
public needs smaller one dollar bill.
The average American thinks that he
needs bigger dollar bill, or at least
one that will purchase more than the
one now in common use.
Sympathy for the Russian Jews is
all right enough as far as 1t goes.
What the Russian Jew needs most,
however, is a good supply Of guns and
ammunition and the knowledge of how
to use them effectively.
Some men who are born great be-
come small for failing to appreciate
their heritage.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
WRITE Is a LITTER

freely and frankly, telling US all your
troubles. We will send Free Advice Gin
plain, sealed envelope). Address: La
dies Advisory Dept. The Chattanooga
Medicine Co, Chattanooga, Tenn.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11
. EVERYTHING BUT DEATH

/ suffered, = writes Virginia Robson,
Of Easton, Md, ''until / took Cardul,
which cured me SO quickly II surprised
my doctor, who didn't know { was
taking II"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-07-11

ton can see all that.
Then one day tho town was startled
with an elopement. Yes, sad as 1t was,
Agnes had eloped with T. Seymour
Esterly in most spectacular MANNER
leaving a dramatic note to Homer that
she had made great mistake, but mad
saved both him and herself by recog-
nizing the fact that they were not
mates before it was too late-thanks
to the fact that her true affinity had APP
peared. And she begged him to forget
her unworthy self and to find some
maiden who could appreciate his good
and true qualities. AS though she did
not well know that there never could
be any other woman in his simple hon
est life.
Inc months sped and strange reports
came regarding the clipping couple, The
nnal one was that the Mr.. 7. Seymour
Esterly was common adyenturerin
fact valet Of distinguished member OF
the stock exchange who while taking
trip abroad had left his establishment
In the hands Of his valet. And the valet
with the curb OF had started out in
search Of adventure with his employers
automobile and clothes and had sue
ceede in infiaming the imagina-
ton Of the ambitious country belle
and inducing her to elope with
him. And sadder than all It was whis-
pered that he had not married her at
III and that she was living in miserable
iuartars the very creature OIL his whims.
Homer Dent had survived the blow
with the etnirien ushi~h ovnr had haAn
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23
DEcAYED STARCH.


An Asheville man tells how right
food did that which medicines had
failed to accomplish
For more than is years." he says.
II was afflicted with stomach trouble
and intestinal indigestion, gas form
ing In stomach and bowels and giving
me great distress. These conditions
were undoubtedly due to the starchy
food ate. white bread. potatoes etc.
and didn't digest. | grew worse with
time. till, years ago. had an attack
which the doctor diagnosed as appen-
dicitis. When the surgeon operated
on me, however, 1t was found that my
trouble was ulcer OF the pancreas, in
stead Of appendicitis.
"Since that time have had several
such attacks. suffering death. almost.
The last attack was about months
ago, and endured unsold agonies.
"The doctor then said that would
have to eat less starchy stun, SO /
began the use OF Grape-Nuts food for
i knew 1t to be pre,digested, and have
continued same with most gratifying
results. It has built me UP wonder
fully. I gained 10 pounds IN the flrst:
s weeks that used Grape-Nuts, my
general health is better than ever
before. my brain is clearer and my
nerves stronger.
For breakfast and dinner each. I
take 4 teaspoonfuls OF Grape-Nuts
with cream, small slice Of dry toast,
an egg soft boiled and cup Of Post
um; and make the evening meal on
Grape-Nuts and cream alone--this
gives me good nights rest and /
nm Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
There's reason. Read the little
book, THE Road to Wellville," In
lpkgs.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23
The Best Guaranty of Merit
Is Open Publicity.

Every bottle of DR.. Pierce's world
famed medicines leaving the great labo-
ratory at Buffalo, N. r., has printed
upon its wrapper all the ingredients
entering into its composition. This fact
alone places DR.. Pierce's Family Medi-
cines IN class all by Themselves. They
cannot be classed with patent or secret
Is why 80 many unprejudiced physicians
prescribe them and recommend them TO
their patients. They know what they
are composed Of, and that the ingredients
are those endorsed by the most eminent
medical authorities.
The further fact that neither DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, the
great stomach tonic, liver invigorator,
heart regulator and blood purifier, nor his
worked, broken-down, nervous women,
contains any alcohol, also entities them
to place all by themselves.
Many years ago, DR.. Pierce discovered
that chemically pure glycerine, of proper
strength, Is better solvent and preserv-
alive OF the medicinal principles resid-
ing In our indigenous, or native, medi-
cinal plants than is alcohol and, further
more, that 1t possesses valuable medicinal
properties OF its own, being demulcent,
nutritive, antiseptic, and most efficient
antiferment.
Neither Of the above medicines con-
tains alcohol, or any harmful, habit
forming drug, as will be seen from q
glance at the formula printed on each
bottle wrapper They are safe to use and
potent to cure.
Not only do physicians prescribe the
above, non-secret medicines largely, but
the most intelligent people employ them
people who would not think OF using
the ordinary patent, or secret medicines.
Every ingredient entering into the COM
position Of DR.. Pierce's medicines has
the strongest kind Of an endorsement
from leading medical writers Of the
several schools Of practice. No other
medicines put up for like purposes has
any such professional endorsement.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause Of
many diseases Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. One 'Pelletn is gentle
laxative, and two mild cathartic. Drug
gists sell them, and nothing is ssjust as
good" Easy to take as candy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23
SAVED BABY LYONS LIFE.
Awful sight From That Dreadful Com
plaint, lnfantiIe Eczema--Mother
Praises Cuticura Remedies.


Praises cuticura Remedies.
"Our baby had that dreadful com
plant Infantile Eczema, which afIiict-
ed him for several months, commen-
cling at the top Of his head. and at last
covering his whole body His suffer
Ings were untold and constant misery,
In fact, there was nothing we would
not have done to have given him re-
lief. we finally procured a full set OF
the Cuticura Remedies, and in about
three or four days he began to show
brighter spirit and really laughed, for
the first time in a year In about
ninety days he was fully recovered.
Praise for the Cuticura Remedies has
always been our greatest pleasure.
and there is nothing too good that we
could say in their favor, for they GER
tainly saved our baby's life, for he
was the most awful sight that ever
beheld,. prior to the treatment Of the
Cuticura Remedies. Mrs. Maebelle
Lyon. 1926 Appleton Ave-. Parsons.
Kan. July Is, 1906"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23
LIbrarIan's Costly Error.
w. NJ. Christian.
Rutherford. Tenn.

Forty years after the Bodleian II
brary at Oxford had received copy
OF the first folio Shakespeare-that
Is to say, in 1664--the librarian OF that
institution, clearing out some super
fuous books" dumped the first folio
in the lot and accepted s12O for the
parcel. Now the Bodleian has a
chance Of buy-ng 1t back again-for
$4,000.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

A correspondent Of the Boston
Transcript wants the spelling re-
formcrsto to spell pants pane. We are
beginning to fear that this spelling
reform business may, unless 1t is soon
stopped, cause Boston to be engulfed
In wave Of immortality. AT any rate,
this Is the FIRST time Boston has ever
admitted that there are pants.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23
Test Its Value.

Simmons Liver Purifier is the most
valuable remedy | ever tried for con-
stipation and disordered liver. 1t does
its work thoroughly. but does not
gripe like most remedies Of its char
acter. certainly recommend 1t
whenever the opportunity occurs.
Nj. Nj. Tomlinson.
Oswege. Kansas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Kidney Pills saved
my life. My doctor.
from a careful an
alysis Of the urine
and a diagnosis OF
my case. had told
me I could not live
six weeks. was
struck down in the
street with kidney
trouble. and for a
whole year could
not leave the house.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23
il a Pinch, Use ALIENS FOoT-EAsE.

A powder. 1t cures painful. smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
by all druggists, 25c. Trial package,
FREE. Address A. s. Olmsted, Le
Roy. Tx.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Jacob II. Schiff. the New York bank
err. has been decorated by the emperor
of Japan with the Order Of the Rising
Sun. Japan evidently isn't through
borrowing money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

II you smash or bruise your finger
do not cry.
II you sprain joint or muscle. Just
try
Rubbing a little OF 1t on, and the pain
will soon be gone.
1t performs while others promise,
they will cure you bye and
bye"
Hunts Lightning Oil is the great
est instantaneous performer In the
circus Of life. Any ache or pain It
will not jar loose is fixture.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

When the airship. the automobile
and the wireless telegraph come at it
all at once. the North Pole may as
well surrender to the age and the in
ventions.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

The tiara Of San Francisco woman
represents the inmates OF Noah's
ark. Round the edges are set jew
eled horses. cows. lions. bears. SER
.pents and birds. AT the back is an
artificial oyster. carved out 81 mother
OF pearl. representing. according to
the owners opinion, the crown Of the
animal creation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

That declaration Of principles by the
Fonetic Spelling association OF Kolum-
bia university looks like a page filched
from Josh Billings. But 1t was a joak
with him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

When sartorial master like Ed
ward Of England turns his imagination
loose. we get results. Beside the royal
blue what becomes Of the Quaker
gray?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Now II will be just like some mem
ber Of the Association Of American
IIumorists to remark that the excite
ment during Bernhardt's circus APP
pearance In Texas was in tents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

II the people who keep diaries are
wise, they never put into them the
things that would make them most in
teresting to other people in the years
to come.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

It develops that the Russian people
have been given neither a constitution
or a bill OF rights. after all. The inn
perial manifesto is apparently full
brother to the gold brick.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

II we ever should have absolutely
fonetic spelling, good many people
would be surprised to discover that
they have never learned how to pro-
.nounce the English language.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Governor Pennypacker. they say, can
speak six languages, so that he can
give considerable variety to the ex-
preston OF his opinion of the newspa-
pers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Never go into the kitchen to fnd
fault with the maid. Send for her to
come to you, being careful. not to
choose time when her work will be
interrupted.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

"a girl who expects some man to
come along and propose to her after
the manner Of the hero In novel is
bound to be disappointed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Olga Nethersole announces that she
win quit the stage In eight years,
when she will be-that is to say. when
she viii be eight years older than she
Is now.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

The president OF one of the Chicago
banks that failed loaned his cook SIS.
300. 1t was probably the only way he
could get her to stay.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23
Good Health!

How 10 get il. How to maintain HI:
Take natures medicine, Garfield ca.
the mild laxative. 1t is made OF hes bs.
1t purifes the blood and establishes nor
NAL action OF liver, kidneys, stomach and
bowels.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

On every occasion where there Il
no reasonable hope Of doing good BY
fault-fnding. seal your lips as with
bar of iron.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Down New Orleans way man kill
ed himself I'm nightmare. Those
dripped absinthes in that town will
make man do almost anything.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

II the magazine poet who writes:
/ was SO content with my one eve lamb
Ny soul went up In joyful psalm,
ever complies a dictionary Of rhymes
1t will be bouncer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Money is easy" in London, as is
natural in view Of the near advent OF
the flood of gold-bearing American
tourists.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

1t appears to me that the high opin.
ion which man has Of himself IL
the nursing mother OF all the false
opinions that prevail in the world,
whether public or private.--Mon.
taigue.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Two Chicago policemen went out
after burglars and came back with a
canary bird. Most Chicago burglars
are birds, you know.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

An eloping couple from Buffalo were
married in an undertaker's shop. They
realized, doubtless, that marriage is a
grave matter.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

No, Elvira. the statement that
man in London paid $4,000 for an
orchid is not case of simplifed
spelling.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

The wife OF a missing man says she
does not want to see him again. Need
less TO add, there is good reason for
believing he Is broke.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Every woman believes in heredity
to this extent: That her children in
herited their disagreeable traits from
their father.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Bori has taken to absintle, but will
hardly deteriorate.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

The indications at Craig-y-Nos are
that Patti is going 10 make another
farewell tour Of the United States.
Why not? She's only 63.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Be patient perfection is not a
trait of the human race, and words
spoken in anger and impatience are
Invariably Of injustice.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

The editor who notes that DR.. Mary
Walker refuses to tell how old she
Is" meant. Of course, to say that she
declines to say how young she is.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

The virtue Of a man ought to be
measured, not by his extraordinary
exertions, but by his every day con-
duct.-Pascal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

When a person finds he cannot do
all he would, he commonly does moth
ing, whereas his duty is to do all he
cam. G. Holyoake.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

A fayorite way of saying mean
things about a husband is to sigh and
look resigned when his name is men
toned, and say nothing.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-23

Do not pick up sample packages Of
headache powder that may happen to
be thrown on your porch. They may
stop all your aches permanently.