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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-31
THE VAIL OF THE
HEN.PECKED HUSBAND
BY Dlgby Bell.

Though poets sing oft Of domestic con.
And picture the Joys Of the marital life,
They'd not sing so loud II they knew what
resentment
They bring to the man that is ruled by
his wife.
It's all very well 10 say life is a poem
That's lived by twin souls. but from me
take tip.
Don't ever think women arc weak, for
Like all hen-pecked Observation-Disclosures
me, Mr., Pipp.
The day we were wed and together de-
parted
when ] boldly ventured to handle the
My wife made It plain before anything
started
That she had cnch on the family
brains.
Right there | began on my new Educa-
ton
And learned that my wife had command
OF the ship,
I'm only deckhand and keep in my sta
A poor hen-pecked husband-thats me.
Mr., Pipp.
How often as sadly ! play second fiddle,
! sigh for the toys Of my bachelor days.
They had this game beaten both ways
from the middle,
This marriage game poets are heaping
with praise.
why, don't poets marry before they write
verses
They'd all change their tune, II they
made such "A slip.
It's tough 20 be broke, 7 admit, but much
worse IL
a married man n-pecked-thats me,
Mr. Pipp.
Thus, my education is slowly progressing;
Each day / learn something not dream
cd OF before,
I've given up thinking and hoping and
guessing,
My wife does It for me, all that and
much more.
She orders my neckties my suits and my
dinners,
She puts me to bed. she forbids me
nip,
And then she declares I'm the weakest
OF sinners,
am. II she says so--thst's me. Mr.. Pipp
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-31
MAY BE CHIEF or STAFF.

Brigadler General J. Franklin Bell.
who has been recommended by General
Corbin and other military authorities
for the responsible position OF chief Of
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
MnnicinnI Tree Planting.

Kansas City has been setting an ex.
cellent example in town tree planting,
saws the Park and Cemetery. Under
the control of its town forester the
work of planting shade trees and their
care has been reduced to q system
which is not only resulting In great sue
cess as regards the trees and the ap"
pearance of the thOroughfares, but is
securing the confidence of the property
owners and their sympathy in the pros
ecution of this phase Of civic embellish-
ment. In examining the specifications
for the planting and care OF trees Is
sued by the department of forestry OF
the city we opine that many Will de-
clare that some of the conditions are
too eXacting and that under contract
system they would not be maintained.
Moreover. many nurserymen would
claim them to be unnecessary, partlcu-
larly In regard to the treatment OF the
trees after planting, on which the speci-
fications deal forcefully. 1t is unques-
tionably true, however, that 1t Is In the
first years of a trees life in the town
that unremitting responsible care tells,
for upon this the future Of the tree par
ticularly depends. We do not believe
that under the present civic conditions
too much stress can be laid on the I'M
portance of attention and care to the
newly planted street shade trees. On
der the circumstances every town tree
should be specimen of its kind. and
it's best development depends upon tho
intelligent ministering to it's needs
which our present knowledge suggests.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
Notice!
Administrators Sale

As Administrator Lucinda f
Deyericks, | will sell at the resi-
dence of the deceased at Headwaters
Virginia, OH Monday, the Goth day
of March 1906, at public auction,
the following described PERSONAL
property
horse, 2 COWS, 2-year old heif-
err. ) sheep, road wagon, buggy,
| set double harness. l iron kettle,
| copper kettle, lot Of walnut lum-
Der, 2 spinning wheels. | washing
machine. l churn, | mahogany
side board. walnut chest. / sew
ing machine, l heating stove, I
cook stove, 1 safe, 1 cupboard =,
chairs, bedsteads, tables and other
things too tedious to mention.
TprmS-On all purchases amount
ing to IS or more credit Of eight
months with good security. On alb
purchases amounting to less than
S. cash will be required A H Jones
Administrator.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
STREET APPEARANCES.
How They Affect the Improvement
Of Towns.

How They Affect the Improvement
of Towns.
Habits Of mind are responsible for
civic slothfulness, says the st. Louis
Republic. When the American shall
have become educated to a proper
standard of streets the way will be
opened to easy accomplishment of a re-
form which, in a material way, lies
closest to urban life, indirectly Oper-
ates to large extent upon civic moral
ity and intimately affects national IA
cilities. Our Old condition Of mind, our
old traditional conceptions and mental
images, while they last forbid any con-
siderable progress. "Street" to the
average Imagination calls up an un'
couth opening between houses for traf.
fic a composite of streets pictured IN
the memory. Unseemly accessories fur
nish the picture, one Of crude unkempt-
ness dating back to pioneer times, but
with added ugliness Of detail and more
darkly begrimed.
It is impossible not to associate mud
with the idea Of street, and the sugges-
ton of the word gutter" is one OF
filth. Our ideas Of civic cleanliness
must undergo renovation before much
municipal Improvement" can be ac-
complished. Street appearances do not
shock the Imagination, and until 1t Is
shocked and stimulated we shall per-
nit matters to remain as they are.
The eye which is not offended by dirty
cutters demands no clean ones.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
On the FerrybOat

Twas just an average little boy
Of six or Whereabouts;
| left him full of picnic, and
lie left me full of doubts.
lie ale bananas. sandwiches.
Sweet pickles, cake and jam,
Fried chicken and potato chips,
Ice cream ana tea and ham.
To these he added pink pop corn
And quarts of lemonade;
OF what, then was his little tum
SO wonderfully made2
Withbated breath | watch thatchild,
Expecting him to burst,
But presently, though still lgazed,
ceased to fear the worst.
For after endless candy from
A green and sticky heap.
That stated infant sighed and
yawned.
Then, smiling, fell asleep.
Edna Kingsley Wallace in Wom-
ans Home Companion for March,
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02

when the marsh grass was cut away.
Everywhere grass and weeds are
being cut and burned, and the low
places drained and filled.
The town will soon be supplied
with good water, and the cisterns
and burrels now in use will be abol-
ished.
| could not possibly describe in n
letter one half of the wonders IN
the line of improvement have wit
messed here. shall write nothing
about the enormous commerce
across the isthmus, nor Of the
strange people and their strange
customs.
We leave at minight for Blue
fields.
EYRE DAMER
In Mobile Herald.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
Municipal Responsibility.

The first mayor of BeX Hill, England.
saws: at is as a living organism that q
municipality must be regarded, each
of it's citizens cell performing q use.
full function, or, as the government OF
our towns has been evolved by human
experience, it may be likened to
great machine, each one Of its citizens
q part of its complicated mechanism
q cog, wheel. spring, valye-work'
Ing together in perfect unity. To get
the very best out Of our town life this
thought Of our interdependence on each
pther must be insisted upon with mora
emphasis than it has been. It is for
every citizen to feel that town govern
ment is q true democracy. that be has
as much voice in its affairs as any
other citizen and that, having the
power. he ought to accept the full share
II bis responsibility"
\ fnll stock tailored suits. shirt :
wraps and fjr% at Q Simmons
The largest stock ever show in Il +
valley. Come aul make your Sc.
lection.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
HOW'S This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case OF Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls Ca
tarrh Cure, F J Cheney & Co,
Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have know
Fl Cheney for IS years, and believe
him perfectly honest in all business
transactions, and financially able to
carry out any obligations mate by
his firm. Walding, Kinnan, Marvin
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Hall Catarrh Cure is taken in.
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free.
Price. 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
WRITE US A LETTER

Put aside all timidity and write Us
freely and frankly, in strictest conf
dence, telling us ell your symptoms
and troubles. We will send free advice
Gin plain, sealed envelope, how to
cure them. Address: Ladies' Advisory
Dept, The Chattanooga Medicine Co.,
Chattanooga, Tenn.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
TOWNS PRIVATE MINT.
How Iowa Merchants Use Aluminfum
Coin to Keep Trade at Home.

The merchants of the town Of Will
liams. Hamilton county, in Iowa,
town of some 500 inhabitants, located
about fifteen miles east of Webster
City. Ia. on the Illinois Central rail-
way, have organized combine known
~ the Merchants Exchange company
and have Issued aluminium money,
good for its face value at any of the
stores in the combine, but nowhere
else, and after a thorough trial say this
plan to keep trade in the home stores
Is successful. says special dispatch
from Webster City to the Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
Learning by bitter experience that
the town was losing the trade and home
merchants were suffering to the gain OF
larger cities and the catalogue houses,
John L. Wild. a Williams leading mer-
chant, proprietor of the largest mer.
camille establishment, conceived the
idea of the company. Wild is about
kOrt Give y CdIS vi age anu hho DSSh -
the mercantile business for many years.
He felt keenly the loss of trade and
necessity for action caused him to
study the situation.
With him to conceive plan was to
put it into operation. The company
was quickly formed. The aluminium
money was coined. Then came the
question of getting it into circulation.
A building was rented and man en-
oioyed to buy all produce offered by
farmers. This was paid for In the alu-
minimum money. The price paid for
produce was sufficiently high to stop
sny grumbling of the farmers.
Instead of driving trade from Will
liams. the area for the circulation Of the
coin has gradually increased until 1t
now embraces a large part Of the coun-
try. Both the merchants and their Gus
toners are satisfied.
AS far as is known this is the first
business venture of the kind. 1t has
attracted wide attention and Is being
closely watched by the mercantile In
terests throughout the state Of Iowa.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
GAVE UP SUPPORTER.

"Iwore supporter for -four. years. to keep
down before It," writes Mrs. 8. J. Chrisnian,
Of Meanwhile, NY. "My doctor told me no
medicine would help me. ! suffered untold
two bottles Of Cardui gave up my supporter:
Now am taking my fifth bottle, have no bad
feelings as formerly, and can be on my fees
half day at q time. strongly recommend
Cardui 10 every suffering woman"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
H - -

One would think the Laxative
idea in cough syrup should have
been advanced long before it was.
1t seems the only rational remedy
for coughs and colds would be to
move the bowels and cleanse the
mucous membranes of the throat
and lungs at the same time. Kenne-
dy's Laxative Honey and Tar does
this. 1t is the original Laxative
Cough Syrup, the best known rem
edy for coughs, Colds, Group,
Whooping Cough, etc. Tastes
good and harmless Sold by X II
Trimble.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02

The best way to rid the system
of a cold is to evacuate the bowels.
Kennedy Laxative Honey and Tar
acts as a pleasant, yet effectual ca
thartic on the bowels. 1t clears
the head, cuts the phlegm out OF
the throat, strengthens the bronchl-
al tubes, relieves coughs, cold,
Group, whooping cough, etc. Sold
by K II Trimble.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02

Ifyou are troubled with Piles
and can't find cure, try Witch
Hazel Salve, but be sure you get
that made by E c Dewitt & Co,
Chicago. 1t is the Original. If
YOU have used Witch Hazel Salve
without being relieved, it is proba-
BILE that you got hold of one of the
many worthless counterfeits that
are sold on the reputation of
the genuine DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Sold by K H Trimble.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1906-03-02
FrightfulIy Burned.

cnas W Moore a machinest of Ford
citv Pa, had his right hand frightfully
bnrned in an electrical furnace. He ap-
pied Bucklin's Arnica Salye with the
usual result; "a quick and perfect cnre."
Greatest healeron earth for burns, wounds
sores, Eczema and piles CSC az Il
\ rtmble Druggist.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Cloud-crittonden.

Last Thursday evening Miss Tinsa
Cloud and Stafford Fl. Crittenden
were married at the home of the
brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. d. B.
Cloud, in Windsor. Only the inn
mediate relatives and friends wit
messed the ceremony which was per-
formed by Rev. Harlow of the Chris
tian church.
A reception to which 300 guests
were present followed the ceremony.
Both young people are we'll known
in Windsor. The bride has been
chief operator Of the local ecxhange
for the Colorado Telephone company
for five years. Mr.. Crittenden Is a
member of the mercantile firm of
Perkins s. Co. The young couple
will live in Windsor.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
How to Break up a Cold.

1t may be a surprise to many to
learn that severe cold can be COM
pletely broken up In one or two days
time. The first symptoms OF cold
are dry. loud cough, profuse
watery discharge from the nose, and
thin, white coating on the tongue.
When Chamberlain's cough remedy
is taken every hour on the hrst ap-
pearance of these symptoms, it coun-
teracts the effect of the cold and re-
stores the system to healthy condi-
tion within day or two. For sale
by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Edminster-B Bliss.

There will be quiet home we'd
ding at O'Clock this afternoon at
the residence of Col. and Mrs. A.
W. Jones when their niece. Miss
Ethel Edminster, will become the
bride of Robert HI. Bliss. youngest
son of Mrs. w. Fl. II. Bliss. Rev.
B. T. Vincent of Golden will be
here to perform the ceremony and
the wedding will be informal. with
only the relatives present. This
marriage unites two of the best
known and most popular young
people In Greeley. The bride was
formerly from Chillicothe, H., but
has attended the public school In
Greeley, and this year graduated
from the State Normal here. By
her sweet disposition and pleasing
manners she has made innumerable
friends. The groom has spent his
whole life here and is respected and
admired by all. The happy couple
will spend their honeymoon at Glen
wood Springs. They will live in
Greeley this summer and will move
in their beautiful new home which
is being erected on their ranch one
mile east of Greeley.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
WEDDINGS
On.Edward8.

Miss Irma Orr of Greeley and John
FL. Edwards of Idaho Springs were
married Sunday, June 10, at the
home of Rev. Gitfin in Denver.
Only the nearest relatives and most
intimate friends were present. The
bride has spent most of her life in
Greeley, and graduated from the
State Normal school here. She has
taught the last two years in Eaton,
where she was general favorite
with all. Mr.. Edwards has a groc-
cry store in Idaho Springs. The
happy couple went at once to their
home in Idaho Springs.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21

unassuming in his ways but had the
respect and admiration Of all people
with whom he came In contact. lie
was talented musician and mem
ber of the following lodges; l. o..
O. f., X. OF p, A. o. Y. w. and
X. O. L. NJ.
a widow, daughter, Mrs. VIII
Van Sickle, and brother, Charles
Yardley, are Frustrated by their loss.
Tie funeral was held at , O'Clock
Sunday afternoon at the home, Rev.
Doane officiating
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Popular Orchestra Concert

Company d orchestra, j. C. Ken
del director, will give It's first "Kool
Koncert" tomorrow evening, Friday,
June %, in the armory. The or
chesura will consist Of ten pieces and
the program is composed mainly of
the latest New York successes. The
armory will be cooled by electric
fans After the regular program
those who dance will be given the
opportunity. Admission-adults 25
cents. children 15c.
The program
March. Court Jester".... L. Oreon Smith
Overture, Bridal Rose. ".........C. Lavalle
Intermezzo, Pearl of the Pyrenees"
.........-...-.. Cnas. FRANK
Waltzes, Golden Sunset" John T. Hall
Two-Step, Priscilla. 8. r. Henry
Selection from Babes in Toyland".
-.....-.. ..........-...... NlctOr deTOeTt
Cornet Solo, kate Kearney".
..........,..,......: ray ana OnVer
Waltzes, "Gloriana".. r. B. Brewer
Spanish March, "Sorella". 80. Borel-Clesc
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
To Whom it May Concern.

You are hereby requested to make
sealed bids for the repairing of the
school house of district No. 20. Bids
must be delivered to the undersigned
on or before July 10, 1906. The
board reserves the right to reject any
or all bids. Plan and specifications
can be seen at Wayne Patterson's,
architect, 227 Coronado building.
June 81, 1906.
Mrs. T. A. Foley, Secy.
District No. 20.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Roberts,

Tuesday, June 10, H. c. Watson
received word of the death of his
sister, Mrs. A. E. Roberts, of pa
ralysis, in Portland, Oregon, where
she had gone with her son, Clarence,
two months ago, hoping the change
would benefit her.
Mrs. Roberts was 81 years old and
has spent 36 years Of her life in
Greeley. She leaves four sons. John
and Charley Began and Harry Prit-
chard Of Portland, and Clarence
Roberts. Clarence will bring his
mother here for burial, and the fun
eral will be held next Sunday after
noon at the home of her brother, H.
C. Watson.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Abbott.

Ina Abbott. the fourteen year old
daughter of Mrs. Minnie Abbott,
died Wednesday, June 20, of typhoid
fever.
Ina was bright lovable girl and
favorite with her young friends.
Her mother and two brothers have
the heartfelt sympathy Of the COM
munity in their loss. Arrangements
have not yet been made for the fun.
eral.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Shattuck.

Orville W., the five months old
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Orville F. Shat
tuck, dieu last Friday, June Is, of
cirrhosis of the liver. The funeral
was conducted by the Rev. J. A.
Davis at the home at l 80 O'Clock
Saturday afternoon and the little
form was laid to rest IN Linn Grove
cemetery. Mr.. and Mrs. Shattuck
have the sympathy of the entire COM
munity in their sorrow.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Doner,

Ada L., wife of c. E. Doner, died
Friday, June 10, of tuberculosis,
aged 81 years.
Mr.. and Mrs. Doner were living
five miles west of Greeley on Stew
arts ranch. Thesaafuneral was con-
Quoted by Rev. Petty at the home
at O'Clock Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. Doner is left with four chill
dren to mourn their irreparable loss.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Rarnbo.

Thomas f. Rambo died Friday.
June Is, of pulmonary tuberculosis.
aged % years. The funeral was held
in Macy's undertaking parlors at 10
a. m. Saturday, Rev. Davis otticiat.
ing. The remains were taken to
Eaton for burial.
Mr.. Rambo leaves a wife, two
children and a brother.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
F enton.

Earl Fenton died last Thursday,
June IA, at the county hospital, aged
Is years.
The cause of his death was tuber-
cular meningitis. He was an en-
ploye of Sells-Floto circus. The body
was shipped Friday to Marshtield,
Wisconsin, for burial.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
United Presbyterian.

James D. Rankin Of Denver will
preach Saturday afternoon at three
O'Clock. and Sabbath morning and
evening. Communion in the morn
ing. Strangers welcome. Orville
A. Petty, pastor.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
DEATHS
kjllhan,.

The little eight months old daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. S. X. Killham
died last Sunday evening at their
home in Lone Tree. The funeral
was conducted by Rev. j. G. Reid at
the home at 10 O'Clock Tuesday
morning and the little one was
buried in East Lynn cemetery.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Peck.

Mrs. Myrtle Peck, wife of Charles
E. Peck, died June u in Denver,
where she had gone two weeks ago.
Myrtle New Peck vas born May
13, 1880, in Abiline, Kansas. She
came to Greeley, eleven years ago and
was married to Charles E. Peck
March 30, 1899. Three months ago
she was taken with quick consump-
tion and although everything posi-
BILE was done, her life could not be
saved. She leaves to mourn her loss
a husband, three children, Blanch.
Emery and Claud; father, mother,
three brothers and four sisters. Two
of the brothers, II. w. New and G.
A. New, live at Lucerne, and 7. A.
New is at LaSalle. OF the sisters
Mrs. T. Hobson and Mrs. w. b.
Myers are in Denver and Mrs. w. F.
Darling and Mrs. L. Smith in Gree
ley. The funeral was held at
o'clock Friday afternoon in the
Presbyterian church, Rev. Hunter
officiating.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Notice.

The preaching appointment for
Lone Tree Valley school house was
not filled last Sunday on account of
the storm. Rev. o. w. Gauss will
preach there next Sunday afternoon
at $3.50. Children's day exercises
will be held at Lucerne at I 80 p. m.
All are invited.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Swedish Lutheran.

Sunday school at 10 a. M. Morn
ing service at IL. Rev. Charles Pehr-
son, B. D., from Provo, Utah, will
preach evening service at 80 p. m.
Oscar W. Gustafson, pastor.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Christian Science.

Services begin at IL O'Clock. Sub
ject, Cod Sunday school at y.
Wednesday evening service at s.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
A oUARANTEED CURE FOR P1LEs

Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding
Piles. Druggists are authorized to re-.
fund money il PAZO OINTMENT fails
to cure in 6 to IA days. 5Oc.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
DR.. K. c. Sapero.

The Denver eye, ear, nose and
throat specialist will again be at the
Oasis hotel, Thursday, Friday and
Saturday, July S, and 7.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
ST. Peters Catholic

Rev. Father Thomas KERN will
sing high mass here on next Sunday
at st. Peters Catholic church, and
will also preach the sermon. Mass
will begin at II O'Clock.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Notice.

To Lone Tree farmers. the Lone
Tree Beet Growers association will
meet at the Peter Brown school
house at 8 O'Clock p. m. Saturday,
June 3d. Matters Of Importance
about beet sugar factory and rail-
road for that section will come up.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Unity Church.

Service at As, followed bv Sun
day school. This will be tine last
service until September.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
Good wages-Small Family.

Competent girl can get good wages
working for small family. No
laundry. Call at 1924 Tenth street.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
The Churches
Trinity Lutheran Church.

German service next Sunday a
1915. Sunday school at II 80. P
B. Fritsche, pastor.
The Greeley tribune., 1906-06-21
ardIey.

Isaac Yardley died early Thursday
morning, June IA, of congestion of
the lungs. Mr.. Yardley's death
came as shock to the community as
he had been down to his place Of
business but two days before. He
had been an invalid for some time
but his condition was not considered
serious.
Isaac Yardley was born in Eng
land, October q, 1850. When a
young man he learned to be a watch
maker. He was married in England
in 1871 to Laura Swain and came to
America in 1878, where he worked
for four years in Waltham, Mass.
Owing to some lung trouble Mr..
Yardley was obliged to come west
and for % years he has been in busi-
ness in Greeley. He was quiet and