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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-06-08

Ex- senator William r. Chandler. Of
New Hampshire. who is now az the head
OF the Spanish treaty claims commission,
missed the opportunity he had IN the
senate OF discussing public questions.
and writes frequently 70 thenewspas'ers
on important topics.
What are you doing now Chandler
an old friend asked him the other day.
"Ok. replied Chandler - am "a pub
licist"
"a pnbliciEt. What IS pubicistY
Chandler grinned "a puhllcist" he
said is a man who attends to every
body's business but his own Boston
Herald.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-06-08

',My son" said' ue strict mother at
the end Of g moral lecture. Il want you
to be exceedingly cseful about your
moral conduct Never. under any cir
eunisanees DO anything which you would
he ashamed To have the world see you
doing The small boy turned a hand
spring with q Whoop and delight What
in tHe world IS the matter with you?
Are you cfaxy17 demasnGfd the mother.
Nom. was the answer. rs jos so
slad that ypu don't spec me 10 take no
baths neyer eny moro"-Lippincot $
Magazine.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-06-08
TOURNAMENT or
TELEeRAPHERs,
tBy Associates Press.l

Boston, Mass, June SIN a con
test Of speed and accuracy a score Of
famous telegraphers assembled ia
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-06-08
a Few sAoar ONES.

william Jennings Bryan tells the fol-
lowing STORY on himself.
'Once out 81. Nebraska. I went to pro-
test against my real estate assessment.
and one OF the things OF which | partic-
ularly compiaiIfed was assessing a goat
at SIS. / claimed a goat was not real
property In the legal sense OF the word
and Should not be assessed. One OF the
assessors. pleasant-fac old man,
obiigingly said | could go up stairs with
him ana together we would so over the
rules and regulations and see what could
be done.
I'VE looked over the rules and finally
the old man asked:
Does your goat run loose on the
roads2'
q Well sometimes said I, wondering
what thepenalty was for that dreadful
0ffense.
Z Does he buttg' again queried tae old
man.
Yes answered. he butts
" Wen, said the old man. looking at
me. this rule says--tax all that certain
property running and abuttihg on the
highway. I don't see how I can do any
thing for you. Good-day, sir.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-06-08

Hank Brown, OF Fargo. the prosper
Gus contractor. might have become a
famous driver Of fast horses had he not
attended raoing track meet bucs in
the early days. There was large crowd
out ana Bind Doble was in the grand
stand.
Hank had a horse that he had entered
in the tyo-something class. The horse
was big. rangy fellow. witt not too
much speed but Hank thought he was
the goods.
An the horses except Hanks had passed
the grand stand neck and neck on the
first half It WAS beautiful race. Tail
ing behind abcrt twenty rods eanle the
big horse, Hank urging him ON. When
he was up In front Of the grand stand
Doble stood up and yelled at thetop OF
his voice:
Take the first turn 70 the left, Hank
all the others have gone that way.
IIanx drove his horse to the barn.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-06-08
Pay Check

PAY your bills 81 a business-iiSe
manner. by check. II greatly faclli-
tates the conduct Of business. both
private aud commercial, while at the
same time your funds are absolutely
safe. Business conducted throught a
bank is always more dignified Even
II you use yoa~ money from week 70
week ana month to month. pay Il
out through this bank. The returned
checks are legal receipts for every
bin you pay.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-06-08

We have safety deposit boxes
for rent at reasonable terms
a good place fo- your valu-
able papers.
We pay interest on time deposits.
THE OKLAHOMA STATE BANK
GUTHRIE. OKLA.
D. Q. Levy, President,
c. I. Gilbert, Cashier.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1906-01-01
4. JUL v AMERIKI.
Spisal joe Zavertnik.

Nsako leto dine 4. julia Sc praz-
nuje V Ameriki izjavo neodvisnosti.
Priziga Sc umetaljni ogenj, spuSca
rakete V zrak. s~trelja IL revolverjev
III puSk it'd. TiSoce t~olariev Sc ida
vsako leto "a ZaStave, Strelivo. ume-
taljni ogenj in rakete. Mnogo ljudi
plaza to slavnost : svojim zivljenjem
ali pa ~ostanejo pohabljenci vse svoie
ave dnl. meJtem ko nekai tvornicar-
jev izdelOvalcev umetalinega og-
MIA in vsakovrstnega s~treliva naredi
izvrsten dobicek.
Mi Sc ne strinjamo 5 tenn blaznim.
brezmiselnim praznovanjem izjave
neodvlsnosti. $ katero Sc ne s%trinia
nijeden pameten Glovek. paG pa Sc
spominjamo MOI, XII so Sc bojevali "a
syobodo ameriskega liudstva, XII so
vse svoJe moci V najhujsem casu po-
svetili boju Ia svobodo.
"To $ east, Xxi skuSajo duse moz,"
Je Disal V decembru /. 1776 Thomas
Paine 6 mesecev po znamenitem
zborovanju ma katerem so Tomaz
jefferson IN tovarisi V izjavi neod-
visnosti proglasili resnico:
"Mi smatramo te resnice kot sa-
moobsebi umevne: Da so vsi liudie
enako %rojeni; da so obdarieni 20 svo-
Jem stvarniku Z gotovimi nespremen-
lJivimi pravicami; med temi je pra-
vica do zivljenja, svobode in strem-
JenJe pc sreci it'd. Ako hi
razne zlorabe in nezakonite prisvo-
Jitve, XII sc vse V tenn osredotocujejo,
lasno kazale %spraviti ljudstvo pod
absoluten despotizem. potem ie doz-
most l5udstva strmoglaviti tako Waldo
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1906-01-01


stala chicaSka tia p~revroGa7 no ste
infami1o zapisali, ste Sc naJbr6e
spomnili, da ste jo vi morali odkuri-
ii IL Pueblo, Colo, ker SO bila tia
"a Vas tam V reSnici prevroca.
Sodrugu Zavrtniku oGitate, da della
5 kladivom in vrjo. Ali je morda ia
ko delo V Wash oGeh sramota7? So
drug Zavrtnik je preje delal, ko nj
poznal Jeramovega adJutanta in DO
delal, Ge tudi vi smatrate delo "a ne
kaj nizkotnega.
YAM pa povem odprto, da lie Jera-
nov adjutant je 1mozen oslepariti
svojega delavca "a njegov zasluzek.
PlacaJte sodr. Zavrtniku delo "a "Ko-
ledar'', katerega ste lansko letO IL
dali. koledar ste prodali, denar pa
vtaknili V svoj Yep. q. NJ. V. Konda!
Ali III najpodlejse lopovstvo ma sve-
tn, ce kdo delavca prikrajsa ma "a
sluSku, ali ga pa cello oslepari? Odgo-
vor[te vendar!
q. Konda, Gemu Sc zvijate? Dan
placila nikomur ne odide. To ste OBJ
cutili ma svop lastni kozi. Nendar ste
morah poznati moe socijalistov, tedaj
tudi vediti, da Sc Z mimi kak kravar
ne more borit, cello Bsmark jim je
podlegel, kje Jim bodete tedaj vi
kes? "Schuster bleibe bel deinem
Leisten!' SlovenSSme zmozni niste,
delavskega vpraSanja tudd ne, vzemi-
te V roko tedaj bic namesto peresa
in haid "a kravami. Prisli ste pre-
pozno ma svet.. lie druge vrste "Socia-
listen Fresserjev" .ie poginilo, MIN
.iednakO ste tudi Vi - mali Glovek
velike postave. - Proganjanie SCOTIA
listov sploh danes prisstevamo K
"high fever IN najbolje zdKavilo ie
k"pel Y miSiganskem ~jezeru; Konds,
kar 2 vroSo butico notri.
Ako pa Sc to ne hi pomagalo, ako
b KIN toliko zavrela. da .je treba pus-
6ati, je pa Sc drugo zdraviSte Kan
kakee: to Vas ne stane mic. ker ie
drlayno in toliko VAN je cd socijaliz-
ma Sc gotovo V CLAW ~ostalo. da name
ravamo podrzaviti vse. tedaj tudi
norce.
Kako pa kaj letak? Gotovo prav pc
wolff. ker mu mic ne ugovariate! -
Tedai ma svidenie!
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1906-01-01
Doll S S0cialiSti-z live
la ~k0rupcija!
Spisal Ferdinand Petsche.

Ieto SAoTO Ia nlc, IeSa Sc pr SOclJa-
lrStih ne dobi! Kaj tedaj storftl? V
Chicago Sc jih ne more farbati, pac pa
skusalo Sc bode 20 drugih kraiih. Kaj
ne, 6. Konda, to je Vas princip? Kaj
ne, vse bi slo, ko bi lie teh prokletih
socGalistVv ne bilo. "Sami ne pose
duJejo ME-" kajti delavci so a tudi
drugim ne d~ovOlijo ziveti breDdelno
Ma ptuje 5ulje III cato Sc jih mora
niciti. Teh vragov Sc ne more odku-
pitt, cato pa doll Z njimil
Toda kakO Ia delo? Najprvo je tre-
ba ohtatiti one, XII so Sc "a stvar
na5vec borili, XII so sploh prot korup-
ciJi. Druge pa c%islati, ker Sc mogoce
od njih odstranijo.
Teden pozneje, ko ste spoznali svo-
10 zmoto ste lice premenili. "Doli z
vsemi socijalisti!
SedaJ je cas-, da postanem narod-
n5ak, ste 81 mislili; vsaj je Glovek
hrdi lahko socialist ma narodni pod
lagi, potem 10 pa polagoma ukrene,
makanI ma verski anarhizem. Naibol-
je je vendar bilO, ko sem izdaial ljub-
ljeni "Smir" in s~ociialiste imenoval
"roparje katoliske vere". o blazeni
east - zlatega teleta! - Tia hocem
nazaJ, TIA V one zlate case, ko sem pc
"rajska dolini" (Eden Valley V Ca
Liforuiji z mojim ljubim Peter Jera-
nom Sc sprehajal, pohajal in vozaril
Sc I'M svoie roiake Ia nos VIE
KEEL. o kako sva streljala ma nezado-
volneze, Xxi so bill gotovo kaki SCOTIA
listi, ken so Sc branili oddati cvenk
Kako Sc je lepo potovalo IN kolek-
talo V imenu Zupana, povsod so leteli
stotaki V malho. Tia toraj nazaj in
TO ta&O polagoma, da narod niti "a
pazil ne bode. Prvi teden Sc zabavlja
nekaj soeijalistov, drugi teden vse in
postane narodnjak, tretji teden Sc pa
poje ljubljauskemu pokojnemu zup-
niku sv. Petra cerkve slave in
licemerstvo je dosezeno. Potem pa 20
pet hajd ma ljudstvo. Nova rajska do
lima je sedai as. n. p. j." socijali-
sti pa nimajo mic!
Ka1 ne, e. Honda, Ia celia je Vas
privedla do sedanjega po~stopanja.
Toda z rajsko dolino ie vse %utonilo,
naposled Sc Vas tovaris in prijatelj
"oGe" Jeram. MogoGe ne bode dolgo,
ko bodete trdi vi V svoji lastni in
famiji u%tonili, ko Vas enkrat clani
"S. n. p. j." i'm odjemalci lista spo-
znajo, kajti sal MISC vsi bedaki. kakor
81 jih vi predstavlJate.
G.. NJ. V. KOnda, vi trdite V listu,
da JAZZ napadam jednoto. Kdaj, kje,
in kako? Ne, JAZZ ne napadam jedno-
to, kajti jednoto JAZZ imenujem vse
clane vseh v .jednoti zdruzenih drustev
in ii so vecinoma proletarci kakor jaz
in zategadelj so moi sobratje, koje
Ijubm. MogoGe je kak posamezem
"kozdlj'' med mimi, a "a tega pa
splosnost nj o%dgovoma. .Jaz sem lie
odkril Stir chicaske tihotapce svetu
kar ,je meni kot sccijeldstu, sveta dolz'
most. Ste Ii vi STRIFE iednota? PAD
zgleda, da Sc stejete "a to!- Potem
da nisem dan jednote. Bene, hoeete
ii, da Sc ono pismo cd ia jnika "Sla-
vile" ma sod. S. K, V kojem o~ficijel.
no naznania, da "a socijaliste in mar
histe v .iednoti nj prostora z drugim'
razzaliivimi neslanostmi vred obelo
dani7 Bodete Ii Sc uprasali zakaj nj
sem CLAN? Pomislite vendar ma "vse
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1906-01-01

svojo krIvico druge blatite3 vi piSe-
tie: Petsche je incl 2 delnici pc $3.50
vsaka. To .je laz Delnici MISC bile "a
svoto cd Vas imenovane III tudi JAZZ
sem bill imebtelj lie enc delnice. Res
MICA pa je, da sem ~predlozl ra6m Ia
$3.50 in V hlagaJni nj bilO ~denarJa, te-
-daj 50 mi delnice ponujali, toda JAZZ
sem zadevo odklonil. Blk pa so lju-
DIE Xxi 80 imeli po $25 In wee delnic,
tedaj Cora nj bila mole podjetje.
Resnica je tudi, da je bill ~zapisnikar
bolan Gezal je tedne Y postelji( in
JAZZ sem prevzel zapisnk Sc lie potem,
ko je on rekel, da ga ne more zvrSe-
vatl. KO JAZZ ne bi tega storil, ne hi bil
sposoben Ia svoj poklic!
RaNnO tako .je Yam znano, da .je
a. 7. IN ne JAZZ kupil suknjo pri CAT
las Clothing CO.. ma ''puf'', IA koji
.je Sc danes dolzan 81 in da tudi JAZZ
zanjo nikdar dober nisem stal, pac
pa sem %naznanil drustvu, kaj je storm.
Ma razpolago YAM .je omenjena
druzba.
B~lagajniGarja "'Zore", 'kojega Sla-
hi karakter meni istikrat nj bill po-
znan zaradi mojega kratkega bivanja
V Chicago, sploh oseba, XII danes bega
pc svetu zaradi posilStva 13letne de-
klice in druglh hudodelstey Use Ii mo-
goGe pri Vas skrivaO nisem JAZZ ime-
noval, temuc volilo ga je drustvo. In
to podlo cloveGe, je danes Vas "a
upnik. kake so bile ~njegove knjige,
upraSajte pregledovalni odbor. On nj
nIkdar zalozil niGesar in bill edna
plaGana oseba poleg urednika V Chi
Gag. PaG pa je on p%rOvociral prepir
V gOStilni Q. K.....a g, ma kar mu JAZZ
nisem odgOvarjal, ker te vrste hudo-
delcev vendar Sc he Stejem liudem,
XII so odgovora vredni.
s., g. Honda, je Vam tudi popol
noma znana cista resnica (vsaj vede-
ii bi morali kot casnikar), da nista
blla "status for bags, but status fol
second class MALI. Radi tega je
druStvo plaGalo lie 81 centov, vse dru-
go Sc je pa placalo iz o~menjenih So.
Ia "receipt" .je imel shranjen "a
pisnikar in ma moio zahtevo, mai ga
druStvu oziroma mem %izroGi, .je IRE
kel, da ga .je pokOncal ali izgubil, ma
to sem JAZZ podpisal V enaki obliki
affidavit ma pOSti, dOplaca IL svoie-
ga zepa Sc 35c. in stvar ie bila po-
ravnana izvzemSi mole izoube della.
Sedaj sem pa JAZZ prepriGan, da je "a
pisnikar "Zore' incl dotiGni "re.
ceipt" dobro shranjen in da mi je
navlasc zaradi NIGGA provzrOcil toll
ko potov ma posto. mojo zamudo casa
in pozneje. ko me je poSta priscilla V
podpis omega affidavita. da zamore
konGati letni pregled (bilo .ie 7. ia
%nuarja) zamogel trobiti hinavsko wi
to laz. da sem 81 So prisvojil. STcer
pa bode miSel cas-, ko bodem zadevo
"Zore' svetu natanko pojasnil, pu-
still jo podpisati cd vsacega delhi
Garja, da bode Yam V dokaz kako sill
no Sc samega sebe pc zobeh bijete,
obenem pa statistiGni dokaz razvitka
SLOW. naroda V Ameriki. Ia danes
Yam pa le toliko recon, da stoteruo
povrmem denar vsacemu, XII more reel.
da je dial najmau.ii denar "a "Zoro''
po n.jenem propadu in dobil ne po-
vrnenega.
tn, g. Honda, pozurite Sc. naredite
oglas V VaSi "Siaboti". tn lahko "a.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1906-01-01

NaJprvo ste napadli nekatere, po-
tenn vSe sOcijaliste, a sami pa hOcete
ostati socialists Povejte mi enkrat,
koliko cd druStva pa Sc Jill je YAM
~priklopllo3 Kaj ne - nObeden! Kaj
Sc .je pa potem zgodlo2
Zakaj ne zabavljate cez s~ocijaliste
drugih narodov7 Vendar so bill soci-
jalisti ceSke delnicke tiskarne, XII so
Vas ma cesto posadli, ko ste postal
s socialist unfair. Zakaj ste vi
svetu zamolGali vzrok ~preselitve Vase
"velike tiskarne'?
G. Konda, kaj ne, pl~oletarci bi po-
ten zvedili, da je nekaj narobe z Va
mi, ker drugace Vas nebi oni ljudi, k
30 "a Vas toliko zrtvovali, zrtvovali
V smislu, da pozdignejo zatirani slo-
venski proletariat, Oni ljudie, ki so
Yam dali pisalmo brezpla6no, tlskali
list "a delavske stroSke, oni ptuji ma
rod, ki je vedno napolnil dvorano
kadarkoli SO slovenski sodrugi phi
redili kako veselico, da so YAM oni
ljudje povedali Y obraz, da .je pr cen
trail stranke bill ~naznanien "Glas
Svobode' kot nesocijalisticen list, ter
de cd stranke bOykotiranega lista ne
tiskajo9! Zakaj ste TO zamolcali ? Kaj
porecete X temu? Tajiti ne morete in
ako ste vseh zlo6inov zmozni.
SLOW. socialist rtO z izdajalstvom
''Gl. Sv.' zgubili niJesar, niti enc
ga uda ne, pridobili pa maso. Koliko
pa jih je ma VaSi s%trani. g. Konda 7
SOcijalista nobenega, to je gotovo!
To je pa "a napredek sociializma V
Sloveneih slime pomenljivo.
he po tenn, da .je izSel 'Proletarec',
da ga izdaja SLOW. soc. klub in pod
pira celia stranka, .ie dokazano dovolj
kaj in kdo da ste, odgovOr innate ma
Vase napade, samemu sebi ste pa pri-
tisnili pe6at ~laznjivega ~poro6evanja
ia cello. Mogoce Sc Sc cikaski REX
"LazeS kakor Sakser', spremeni ma
Vase ime, toda to SC maj prepr&Ga
sodbi ljudstva.
Sedaj pa nekaj ~osobneega Q. eksko-
lega: Vi piSete, ozirOma ma5ete, ka-
kor da hi JAZZ Yam jednako pohaiko-
val. da nimam mic. da lovim ~prispev-
Ike socijalistov i. t. d.. VAN, kakcr
vsem Slovencem V Chicago je dObro
1nano, da ~zvrSujem svoje rokodel-
stvo in to redno vsaki dan: znano
Yam je tudll da "a mole izurjeno
rokodelstvo dobivam viSio place, ne
go koiikoli Slovenec-rokodelec V Chi
cagi. Nj mi tedaj potreba spreiemati
krIvicnih soldov, in mi tudi mihGe
ne dokazati. da sem Jill kdaj =!
Kaj tacega zamorete Vi lie o sebi in
svojem rudeGenosem pajdaSu liz New
Yorka ~pisariti.
Pravite. ola sem drustvo "olaj-
sal", koje in kdaj? Poveite, da Sc
mOrem zagovarjati ?! - Nadalje trdi-
tie, da veste nekaj cd meme IL metli-
Ike. Morda ko sem sci z druglmi fanti
vred V prostov vinograd grozdje
krast V samostanu Jazz nsem incl
vzgOje. in ako Sc svetu poro6ite. da
sem bill IL let star, povedamo bode
vse. In naposled kai veste to je
slabega Cd strajka, ~patentih, no.
tarstru. kolebtiranju zapusemi, dol.
eovih, i. t. d., o cigarah V Irondale I
Tu Vas kliGem ma .iavnost Ma dan 5
~stvarjo. a reeem Yam, pazite, da sc
ne opecete ma Petschetu! Sc stoj'
~''cornty jail' in tam bode Vas dom
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-03-07

Three square meals a day are an
undreamed of luxury of the Pana-
ma native; they do not know or
care for that abundance and can
not realize where the eYer-hungry
American acquires his seemingly
unquenohable appetite. No al
Turing breakfast foods are to be
found there, as milk is forty cents
a pint and its is not encouraged by
boarding house. proprietors. Once
in a while hungry American pie
eater can prevail upon a native
belle to make pie for which he
must pay three and half dollars
for whole pie. Coffee is the natu-
raj beverage; ice is costly luxury,
and potatoes are imported from
California and sold at from ten to
fifteen cents a pound, and to the
American accustomed to summer
gardens and corner saloon, the
bitterest disappointment comes
when he tries to get glass of cool
beer. Not only is it warm, but it
is 30 doctored with formaldehyde,
in order to preserve it that the
drink is far from coed. Guess We
don't care to go to Panama.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-03-07
Torture By Sarages

Speaking of the torture to
which some of the savage tribes in
the Philippines subject their cap-
tives, reminds me of the intense
suffering 1 endured for three
months from Inflammation of the
Kidneys" says w NJ Sherman, of
Gushing, Me, Nothing helped me
until tried Electric Bitters, three
bottles of which completely cured
me" Cures Liver Complaint, Dy-
spepsia, Blood disorders and Mala-
ria; and restores the weak and ner.
vous to robust health Guaranteed
by g w NJ Hooff druggist Price
50o
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-03-07
Antidote Against Death

Professor Ellie Metchinkoff, the
successor of Pasteur, claims to
have made discovery that realizes
old Ponce de Icons dream of the
fountain of youth. He has dis.
covered, according to reports not
the tabled fountain, not an elixir
of youth, but retarder of senility,
q postponement of the dread sum.
mons, a foe to old age and death.
The fountain of youth and the
elixir of life still remain mere
dreams, idle dreams. In their
stead he has discovered a simple
thing. something older tnan the
pyramids and as universal in use
today as bread and meat, that, used
constantly, will produce modern
Methuselahs.
It is simply sour milk.
If you want to remain middle
aged" at the height of all your
powers, until you are a hundred
years old or more. Just drink sour
milk with the same regularity that
you eat your daily bread.
Professor Metchnikoff tells of
certain primitive peoples in differ
emit parts of the world whose staple
diet is sour or ourdled milk, and
whose faculties and physical activi-
ties survive to an astounding age
-one woman being still alive and
hearty at one hundred and eighty
years.
Professor Metohnikoff, by years
of experimentation. has discovered
that the miorobe that causes milk
to sour, producing lactio Roid, is
the deadly enemy of the microbe
that is mainly responsible for hurry
ing old age upon US. This is the
microbs of putrefaction whose
habitant is the human intestines.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-03-07
A Friend That Was a Friend

Don't frown-look pleasant If
you are suffering from indigestion
or sour stomach, take Kodol Dy-
spepsia Cure Hon Jake Moore. of
Atlantic, Ga, says: / suffered
more than 20 years with indiges-
ton A friend recommended Ko-
dol 1t relieved me in one day and
1 now enjoy better health than for
many" Kodol digetts what you
eat. relieves sonr stomach, gas on
stomach, belching, etc Kodol
strengthens the digestive organs,
sweetsns the stomach, and enables
you to eat, digest, assimilhte and
enjoy whatever you ike Sold By
all Druggists 37-4Vk.
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THE MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY
co, st. LouIs, Iron Mountain & South
ern Railway Co.

Offers the following very low one-way
Special Colonist Rates from st. Louis
to California and the Northwest; also
to many points in Old NJ xico, inc I'D
ing Mexico City.
5000 to all California common points;
also TO Portland, Tacoma, Seattle and
Vancouver; $3.50 to Spokane, Una
tilla and intermediate points. $26 90
to Helena, Butte, Anaconda and all
intermediate points. Five days stop
overs allowed at many prominent
points In California; also rate of $27. 90
from st. Louis to City of Mexico and
many other points in Ole Mexico.
Tickets to be sold daily from Feb. 18th
to April 9TH, 1906. Through Daily
Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars will be
operated between st. Louis. Califor-
mia and the Northwest during the
above period, via Mo. Pac, ID. & r.
g.. and Son. Pac. to San Francisco and
Los Angeles; also via Mo. Pac. d. &
r. g. to Salt Lake, thence San Pedro
Route to Los Angeles; also via Iron
Mountain, T. & p. and Sou. Pac., the
True Southern Route. Through
Standard Sleeper to Mexico City daily.
also through Tourist Sleeper first and
third Tuesdays of each month. For
Descriptive Literature and detailed
information, address
A. A. GALLAGHER, D. p. A.,
419 Walnut ST., Cincinnati, o.
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The late Rev. Russell Bigelow
Pope read the Bible through 15o
times. thirty-eight time in one
year and once in one day. He
made his own concordance, and
could give almost and chapter OF
verse in any part of the Bible al
oaIl. For forty years he read the
Greek testament once a quarter
He said in explanation.
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When a man is not liked what
ever he does is amiss.
Special Low Rates.

To all points in Montana, Idaho.
Washington, Oregon and British
Columbia, February 18th to April
7th, 1906. Round Trip Home
seekers Tickets on special days.
Write at once for information and
maps to W. 81. Allen, Travelling
Agent, Wisconsin Central R'y, 621
Park Building, Pittsburg, Pa.
jan. 24-tf.
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What time is it when the clock
strikes thirteen? Time the clook
was fixed.
Doctors Are Puzzled

The remarkable recovery of Ken
meth Molver, of Vanceboro. Me-,
is the subject or much interest to
the medical fraternity and a wide
oiroIe of friends He says of his
case: lowing to severe inhamma.
ton of the Throat and congestion
of the Lungs. three doctors gave
me up to die. when, as last resort.
1 was induced to try DIR Kings
New Discovery and I am happy to
say, it saved my life" Cures the
worst Coughs and Colds, Bronohi-
tbs. Tonsilitis, Weak Lungs,
Hoarseness and LaGrippe Guar
anteed at g W M Hooff's drug
store 500 and $1.O0 Trial bottle
free
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Always Keeps Chameelain's Cough
Remedy In HIS House

1--WE would not be without Cham.
bsrlain's Cough Remedy It is
kept on hand continually in our
home" says w w Kearney, editor
of the Independent, Lowry City,
Mo That is just what every family
should do When kept at hand
ready for instant use, a cold may
be checked at the outset and CURED
in much less time than after it has
become settled in the system This
remedy is also without a peer for
Group in children, and will pre-.
vent the attack when given as soon
as the child becomes hoarse, or
even after the oroupy cough ap-
pears, which can only be done
when the remedy is kept at hand
For sale by q W M Hooff and A
O Van Glider.