The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-12-18

! that wud beniGt all classes iv me
counthrymen. / niNer found amy
thing that was satisfactorily to all
hands. What I done fr tn poor
seemed onpopylar among tn rich an
what done fr the rich
seemed bad Fl tn poor | don't know
why Hut spelln' Iayform Is good Fl
! all. Firm tn little breaker boy in tn
! mines to tn coal baron in his private
car, firm tn plain WurrucEin' man iu
| his comfortable fat to tn milIyOnaiTe
| n his uncomfortable yacht. all have
suffered firm this tyranny. None have
escaped tn aGe-old Injustice ne says,
| 'iv spellin through with an aitcn.
he says. i will issue an edick II
Wanst. An he say. all tn WurrulG
| VIII know / done il firm Il pure motive
| f., he says, ! know iV no way iv
! simplifying tn Wurrud l.. he says.
! An SO he done it. To-day tn simp-
| lest American citizen S tn peer iV
| tn man that wrote tn djtchnry No
| more viii amy wan have to bow his
| head in shame because he don't know
/ how NANNY MS there ar-re IN Cincinnati
! ty or how NANNY SIS in mississippi
! He puts in as many as his means Will
! allow an let's it go at that. / seen
wan iV Tiddy's addresses tn other
day. What does it look like It's
! beautiful. I haven't read anything
! like it since tn Sweet Singer il Mitchi-
| gan died.
What else has he done? Wen, he
! Wint down TO Pannyma.
There was no OStentation about tn
departure. ON Il battleSh. y, accom-
panied on'y be d sicrity an til United
| States navy, he stole away G'r a sur
prise visit. AS he left his departure
was announced be tn custnlly salute
iv four huncherd an eight guns to
! which tn forts responded with tn
| usual eleven hundred ar nine. At
! Pannylaa tn eniyneers an jamaica
| naVgurS We're busy at their WUrruk.
| but they managed to give him q hasty
an enthusiastic welcome, III spite iV
tn fact that it had rained f'r two
| weeks an tn decorations were some
what spilled. THROWN off his hat an
coat he done a hop-skiD- Jump
acrOst tn IsthmuS an nearly stepped
/ on tn Prisidint iv the RayDublic "
! PannNma comGn' back. This great
| s0jer an statesman, who's right name
| / have forgot, but no matther, was
Wanst well known in our country as
wan iv tn most popular mideets on
| tn dime museum ciTket Standin'
! fully three feet two in his stockin's.
! Whin he raymimbers to put thiIn on,
| he is tn idcel figure " q marshal
! hero. Layin his hand imprissiVciy on
! tn Prisidints kncccap he addressed
| him as follows:
"'Creat an good brother.' he says.
/ 1t is a proud an happy privilege to
have ye in our midst It seems like
! rain to ye, but ye niver see wan iV
/ our reg'lar Old-faShlOned thunder
! SllD go ~ liltI,tc 1lo 80 eI
| tile fields, no mines iv ontold wealth,
no railways no eddNcation, no food,
20 Clothes naWthin' much, but I'd
/ like to bet We all tn money Bunny
/ Vanilla says he has that it rains here
! more than it does i'm amy other ray
! public in the Wurruld. white or black.
| give OF take ten buckets. WHATEVER
/ else We can promise We, Wc's sure iV
this, that ye'er canal viii always be
full iv Wather. if th' Paasyfic an tn
Atlantic both dhrici uD, Pannyma's 5
blessed rain will always be vet.
".Rut, he saws. 4 digrcss.' he saws.
We welcome YOU to our impeeryal
! donain.' he saws AS far as tn hand
can reach it stretches out on both sides
iv We firm where tn stately Passyfic
Washes th' feet fv cid Pannyma with
/ IittIn effect' he saws, to where th'
tumulchuse Atlantic oozcs up to
colon he SAYS. 1t is eight miles
lone, AS th' crow flies afther tn en-
! cineerin' gangs an thirty yards wide.
he says our country, we love it.
an, v,61, c,uddnn't We f'r isn't if now
or soon to be entirely composed iv
mud thrown out iv an American canal,
he saws. welcome, thrice welcome
/ Serene Brother \ brother in ar-rms
! mind mOvin' tn left fut forard q little
We don,t want annv complications
with our neighborin' raypubIic iv
Costa Rica.' he saws.
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