Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-11-10

DIR. Townsend refutes the hypotheses Of
eminent scientists both MS to the crea-
/ ton OF the first man and the first woin-
! an, aud declares the Old Testament Ie-
cend regarding Ewes birth forctels the
use of aHaesthetics.
The passengers who landed Mt New
York from the American liner ST. Louis
were wondering the other night if the
weather was ever going to moderate
when suddenly they were startled bv Il
loud explosion from the saloon APART
meuis. For time everybody feared
that something had happened to The
snip Stewards hurried to investigate.
hut they were unable To solve the nys-
terry until the next morning one of toe
women passengers called an officer aside
aud told what it was that had exploded
Ii was a pneumatic mattress. a new
style of bedding used on board the
American liners The mattresses are
inflated with air and the woman passru-
ger had forgotten herself and jammed
hairpin into it,
If the restaurant keep rs Of Kansas
City refuse 10 obey the o,derS To clea.,
up their establishments they will find
the Following notice posted on their
doors;
CONDEMNED
The kitchen in this restaurant is con :
Quoted in dirty ana unsAuitAry man :
uer. Food prepared in this kitchen il A.:
dangerous TO health.
BOARD OF HEALTH.
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The piacards will be yellow and the
printing will be in bold letters. readable
ut distance Whenever the health of
hcerS find IN untlean restaurant kitchen
they will give tile proprietor II limited
time in which 70 clean up. If he ignores
the order up goes the yellow card CA the
front door.
Exhibit A. was loaded. Judge Prince
of the municipal court of Eveleth. Mimi.
did not know this. Consequently when
during the noon recess Judge Prince in
cautiously handled Exhibit (which
was a ~hotguu-Exhib \ exploded and
tore large hole in the back window of
the municipal court.
No one happened 10 be in court ut the
time. Judge Prince laid the shotgun
back on the evidence table and disap-
pcared.
When Miss Sadie Murphy. cour. stem
ographer. returned from luncheon She
found the Judges note This is what he
wrote:
Sadie: lust took the gun in my
hand took aim naturally at the window,
and 10 Ill went the window. was
scared more than the window. VIII he
home at 80 if they want me-"
Court was adjourned until the window
was mcnded.
\ curious result of the recent adoption
by the United States army of the Sys-
TEN of Identification by finger prints
Just reported to the war department. was
the discovery in the person OF a soldier
at Fort LeavCuwOrth Of Il British muir
derer for whom the Scotland Yard au-
thorities have long been looking The
man was Il prisoner in the United States
penitentiAry, serving a tve-year sentence
for a military crime. In prison he was
we'll behaved and liked. hut when the
warden attempted to secure an impress
sion of this mans digit he met with vio-
lent resistance aud an assistant was
knocked down and roughly handled
Suspecting this resistance. the warden
sent copies of the prints to the police
authorities ia u number of cities. Within
a comparatively short time Scotland Yard
| reported that the man had committed
m atrocous murder in Morta; that he
/ had been sentenced TO life Imprisonment,
and Ind escaped 60 America,
An exploded football broke up the
game between the Sons of Belial. COM
posed of Yale seniors. and the Mount
Carmel team at New Haven, Conn The
Sons of BcliaI took up an old varsity
football md II had lasted fifteen min
utes without any scoring 10y either side
when Bowen the Beial fuIback shot
out for II clear field. The giant farmer
fullback of the Mount Carmel team
cr0uched to meet him, and as they col.
lided loud explosion was heard The
crowd saw the Yale man fail and they
yelled
lie pulled gun on him"
The fullback gasped as he saw the
crowd making for him. turned aud
f,nlJ Fnt .
he made his eHcnpe from the infuriatPd
throng in swamp, Here he paused ms
he saw Che cnraugcd crowd stop and call
yengetully for him to emerge. The
crowd then turned their attention to the
supposed victim. They found the Yale
man arising with the wreck Of "A football
IN his hand. Bowen told the crowd that
when hc was tackled by the farmer full
back the ball burst. causing the report
The trembling fullhack was enticed
back from The swamp and shook hands
with Bowen whom be feared lie had
somehow killed, hut the game could not
proceed for there was no uucxploded
football in Mount Carmel
cit don't make any difference whether
your expenses are pnd or not, or
whether or not Won married the prcsi
dents daughter. Nnu'li have to com.
across with two bits cor You don't get
the flowers.
As NicholHs Lougworth refused to
come across" Howard Lamb. one &C
the most reliable OF Postal mossengers
deliberately took from the lap of Alice
Roosevelt Lougworth big buach of
American beauties. wrapped them up,
aud. as the train upon which they were
leaving Toledo slowed down ut Sumner
Crossing, swung off with the package
under ills arm.
The other night when the Longworths
were campaigning IN Toledo they
changed their hotel at the last moment
Because ot this, flowers sent Mrs. Long
worth were mis-cnt 10 the Body house.
The clerk >cut them to the train. When
Howard Lamb handed the package to
Nick. hp informed him that quarter
was coming for messenger service. Long
worth informed Lamb that ull his OK
peus", were puid 10y the Republican com
mittrc and refused to stand for the
touch.
Lamb said, "All right. I'll phone the
office This Lc did and was Instructed
to collect or bring back the flowers So