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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
Setting Him Straight.
Another Definition.

Father said the small boy, what
Is a pessimist?''
"a pessinist, my son. is a man who
when the home team wins kicks be-
cause the score wasn't larger."-Wash-
ingtGn Star.
Worse Than q Centiped.
"Sec that man: Well, sir, he landed
in this country with bare feet and now
he's got Millions
Gee whiz! Regular centiped, eh ?''
-Tatler
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
(By o.. G. Murray's Special Wire.)

Wheat-Sept., open 20 "a. close
II L.; May, open II. close 73 rs.
Corn-Sept., open As ga to rs.
close As: May. open ~ rs to Sd,
close 43 L.
Oats-Sept., open 33. close SO Ia;
May, open "a 1-4-to s. close 81 rs
Pork-Sept., open 100. close TO-
90; Jan, open 1892. close 1911
Lard-Sept., open $50. close $50;
Jan. open 1855. close $50
S. Ribs-Sept., open S.92, close. s.
81; jan, open 6.92, close $50.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
A Lively TussIe.

with that old enemy of the race. con.
stipation, often ends in appendicitis.
To avoid all serious trouble with Stom.
ach. Liver and Bowels, take DR..
Kings New Life Pills They per
fectly regulate these organs, without
pain or discomfort 25c at A. G.. Lu.
ken & Co.'S druggists.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
The HeliOtrOpe.

The heliotrope is an emblem OF devo-
ton. This idea was probably suggest
ed by the curious habit presented by
this flower of turning its face toward
the sun. Moore's poetical lines about
the sunf1ower turning on her god
where he sets the same look that she
turned when he rose is not founded on
fact The sunfiower is not a hello
trope and does not turn to face the
sun
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
origin of Great Cities.

A halo of romance encircles the loca-
ton and beginning of most Of the great
cities of the world. Rome owed its
origin to the flight of vultures over
Palatine hill. and Athens rose over the
summit of the Acropolis because an
olive tree had been planted at it's base
by the goddess hand Of Minerva
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
Scotch Law.

BY the law of Scotland the bushes
or shrubs planted in the garden belong
to the landlord, and the tenant cannot
remove them at the end of his tenancy.
The English law is the same on this
point.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
One Too Many.

You say you wouldn't like to get
out?' exclaimed the prison visitor.
why. l thought you were In for life
"Oh. worse than that, ma'am." replied
the convict I'm in for a double life.
I've got two wives waiting outside
Philadelphia Ledger
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19

a finger or suffer cut, bruise. burn
o. scald. Be prepared. DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil jnsrantiy relieves the
pain-quickly cures the wound.s
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
A Scientific Wonder.

The cures that stand to It's credit
make Bucklen's Arnica Salve a scien-
tific wonder. 1t cured E. r. Null
ford, lecturer for the Patrons of Hus.
bandry. Waynesboro. Pa, OF a dis
tressing case of Piles. 1t heals the
worst burns, sores. boils, ulcers. cuts,
wounds, chilblains, and salt rhaum
Only Csc at A. G. Luken & Co.'S drug
store.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19

A famous Wisconsin woman once
said, 'All this poor earth needs is
just the art of being kind Won't
some one be kind enough to propose
HOLSTER Rockey Mountain Tea? 1t
helps to make people kind and we'll.
Tea or Tablets, 35 cents.
A. e. Lukan & Co.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19

You are westing time If you are
waiting for nature to do all The work
Everybody needs little, help, SO doe
nature; assist her by taking a course
of HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
Tea or Tablets, 35 cents
A. G.. Luken &, Co.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
An aW cred ,

Little WiIlie-Say, pa, what is an "in-
FAINT Industry
Pat is usually a trust. my son,
that grabs everything in sight. just like
a baby does.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
A Grain of Wheat.

A cross section of grain of wheat
examined under the microscope shows
three layers of cells. the outermost the
longest.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19

''Had dyspepsia or indigestion fer
years. No appetite, and what l did
eat distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured mel. II. Wal
ker, Sunbury, Ohio.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19

Don't let the baby suffer from &C.
zema, sores. or any itching Of the
skin. Doan's Ointment gives instant
relief. cures quickly. Perfectly safe
for children. All druggists sell It.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
Thea LOCAL MARKETS.

(The pricest quoted below are those
paid by - M. Eggemeyer, Main G.
Fourth streets, for produce, veget-
abI.s and fruits. This gives the
farmers and gardeners the accurate
quotations fcr their products; also
gives the me rchaAts of the smaller
towns the wholesale prices paid in
Richmond on all fruits, ETC., bought
from Commiss ion men.)t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19

Bad breath, coated tongue. a Ian
guild feeling, is entirety unnatural.
Your lazy liver and bowels need a
tonic. The best soothing tonic 70 ev-
cry organ is Holsters Hockey Noun
tain Tea 7aTea Or Tablets, a5 cents
a. 6 Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
A genuine poet is mental fnebriate

No man is hero in the eyes of his
valet for the reason that real genuine
Simon pure heroes do not have Wallets
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
The Amateur Gunner

His brand new gun was "hammerless,"
His powder, too. was what
Is known as ..smokeIess and we guess
That he had .hitiess'' shot
-Phiiadelphia Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
Constipation causes
headaches.

Constipation causes headaches,
nausea, dizziness, languor, weakens
the bowels and don't cure. Deans
Regulets act gently and cure consti-
patton. 25 cents. Ask your drug
gist.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
INDIANAPOLIS MARKETS
Publishers Press

Indianapolis, Ind, Sept. 1s.-Re-
ceipts-Hogs $500; cattle, 1900;
sheep and lambs, 500. The hog mar
ket opened unevenly lower, with $500
the high price. Good cattle were
steady; others moved slowly with ten
dency lower. Sheep were steady.
Yesterdays closing prices were:
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
WAGON MARKET.
III nv ~ i. RIdnA a Qon-N
CLOVER SEED,

(Paid by wm.Hill & Coz
Glover Seed. Little Red or Big En-
glish, per bushel -. $500 to$7 90
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
MAClANOW, THE GIANT.
0ig Russian Who Recently Celled
Upon President Roosevelt.

FeOdor Machnow, the Russian giant,
who recently called upon President
Roosevelt, is nine feet three inches tall
and weighs 365 pounds. He is twenty
six years of age, is married and has
two children. a girl of three years and
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-19
RICHMOND LIVESTOCK.

paid by Richmond AbbatoIr.l
Cattle
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
%. .Calibre Athena sportsmen

Since the squirrels made their ap-
pearanoe this spring, there are a num-
Der of Athena's 22-calibre sportsmen
who frequently pass on Sundays down
by my ranch to Pine creek. presuma-
bly, to shoot squirrels, and who do
more or less shooting along the road.
| have lost two valuable brood sows
by 22-calibre bullets. That's all right
simply carelessness or accident,
caused by poor craftsmanship. | said
nothing about that, but when from
pure oussedness they shoot down our
old black house cat, that is out near
the road watching for gophers, in my
own field, with five little kittens in
the woodshed waiting for her return it
is too much She lay out in the field,
punotured by %. Patience ceases
to be a virtue under such circum-
stances. Now, / am an easy-going
humble farmer, trying to do what's
right; but | won't stand for it to fur
nish targets for editors, millmen, r. r.
men, bankers, grocerymen, professors,
members of therod and gun club, self
styled game wardens, who are ready
to report poor farmer for killing a
bird or catching mess of fish for
his family use out of season; yet they
will violate the laws with impunity
by the pop aud whis of their sss in
the quiet aud peaceful little neigh
borhood OF Lamar gulch, by using the
farmers hogs, chickens, wiudmills,
wagon boxes or cats for targets.
Now, if this unlawful business is not
stopped, there will be some vacancies
to fill in different lines of business in
Athena, especially in the newspaper
business. A. l.. Swaggart,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
SPEND MUCH MONEY
0. R. & N. Co. Will Improve
It's Line in Oregon
CURVES TO Be ELIMINATED
Railroads Are to Be Protected Against
Damage By Floods in the
Future.

improvements to be made by the o.
r. g. N. on its line between Trout
dale and Bonneville will not stop
there, but much money is to be spent
there in bringing the roads between
Bonneville and The Dalles up to the
same standard, says the Portland
Evening Telegram.
Chief Engineer Boschke said that
the work done between the Cascade
Locks and The Dalles few years ago,
when a number of curves were taken
out and expensive Improvements made
which entailed an expenditure Of
nearly 81, 900, 900. was not completed
and it is hoped to renew operations
there during the present year. Vast
sums of money have been spent on the
northwest lines so far this season, and
if the appropriations continue for an
other year it is promised that the
systemwill be placed in the best posi-
BILE shape for their entire length.
Bids will be opened by Engineer
Boschke June 25 for the grading to be
done between Troutdale and Bonne-
vile, and though the distance is but
a tIifie over seventeen miles, the pro-
ject will cost approximately $500, 600.
An amusing feature of the bids sub
mitted came out few days ago when
Mr.. Boschke found lender offering
to do the grading for $650,000. OF
course ii was turned down, as the ap-
preparation must cover the cost Of new
right of way, steel, ties, labor and in
fact, the road complete after the grad
ing if finished.
On that portion of the road where
damage was sustained recently through
the overflow of the Umatilla river,
the expense of making repairs will be
increased. owing to the fact that bet
terments will be authorized which
have been in contemplation sometime.
For example, the bridges carried away
were wooden structures, and on re-
building, the company will substitute
steel on masonry foundations so that
in the future no trouble will be feared
from the restless waters.
While there are no curves on the
main line greater than eight degrees,
Engineer Boschke says that whom the
work is ended between The Dalles and
Portland the grades on that stretch
will not exceed two degrees, which
will permit trains to travel at the us
ual rate of speed. On the Snake river
line, between Lewiston and Riparia,
the curves are not above two degrees,
and Mr.. Boschke has reiterated his
promise to travel between the two
points, seventy two miles, in an houl
when the road is opened.
Authority has not been received
yet to proceed with the cutoff be
tween Coyote and Echo, which viii
shorten the distance to the Blue moun
tains by ten miles. The line will GU
out Umatilla but the road, by way o
that junction, will be maintained il
order to take care of the Spokan
business.
The line from Pendleton to Spokan
will be given treatment with oi
with the object of doing away wit
dust.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
Deadly Surpent Bites.

are as common in India as are stom-
ach and liver disorders with us For
the latter however, there is a sure rem
edy: Electric Bitters; the great restor-
ative medicine, of which S.A. Brown,
of Bennettsville, S. O., says: ''They
restored my wife to perfect health,
after years of suffering with Dyspepsia
and chronically torpid liver. Elec-
trio Bitters cure chills and fever, ma
laria, biliousness, lame back, kidney
troubles and bladder disorders. Sold
on guarantee by VIM. Mcbride, drug.
gist. Price SOC.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
An Alarming Situation.

frequently results from neglect of clog
ged bowels and torpid liver, until
consumption becomes chronic. This
condition is unknown to those who use
DR.. Kings New Life Pills; the best
and gentlest regulator of Stomach and
bowels. Guaranteed by VIM. Nc
Bride, druggist. Price 25c.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
DIR. Stone Returns.

DR.. and Mrs. A. B. Stone returned
Sunday evening from Thornton, Wash.
where for several days they visited the
doctors parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E. II.
Stone. The doctor will only remain
in Athena until he can settle up his
business affairs, when he will seek a
new location.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
Harvest Begins,

Harvest commenced in the barley
fields in the vicinity of Pendleton and
Pilot Rock yesterday. A large num-
Ter of machines, men and teams are
now engaged in gathering the crop in
that section, which is reported to be
over the average yield.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26

For Sale. One Niagara Pitts Sepa-
rator, size 36-72; Buffalo Pitts En-
gine, 25 horse power; derrick tables,
derrick wagons, water tanks, cook
house, stove, dishes, in fact COM
plete threshing outfit in good condi-
tion. Will be sold cheap for cash in
part or whole. For particulars en-
quire at the First National Bank,
Athena, Oregon.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
Mrs. Miller Entertains.

Mrs. Nelson Miller entertained a
number of ladies Sunday afternoon,
at her home on High street, in honor
of Mrs. Agnes Ferguson, who was to
leave for Pomeroy, WASH, the next
morning. Ices and cakes were served
and the time was spent in converse
tion and music.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
Lively Tussre

with that old enemy of the race, con-
stipation, often ends in appendicitis.
To avoid all serious trouble..with stom-
ach, liver and bowels, take DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They perfect
ly regulate these organs, without
pain or discomfort. 25c at McBride's.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
Camp Me citing.

The Free Methodist camp meeting
on Weston Mountain is being largely
attended and considerable interest is
manifested in the daily services. Ell
der d D. Dodge, the we'll known Free
Methodist minister has charge of the
meetings.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26

ing Judgement in the kreels of the
fisherman. One party left Athena at
midnight Saturday, went by way of
Ryan grade as far as the first spring
and walked the rest of the way to the
river. They were we'll repaid for the
strenuous trip.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26
Fishermen Have Good Luck.

Athena anglers who went to the
Umatilla river Sunday, report good
catches. Few trout were taken from
the stream but the run of white fish
was good, number of large ones flnd-
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26

@. A. Barrett & Co. has just re-
ceived a carload of binders, NOW ers
and rakes that were delayed by the
flood and are now in shape to fill
the orders they have on hand.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26

Keep the little one healthy and
happy. Their tender, sensitive bodies
require gentle, healing remedies.
Hollisterx's Rocky Mountain Tea will
keep them healthy and strong. 35c
Tea or Tablets. Pioneer ug store. DR.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26

The Preston Parton Milling Co. has
hundreds of sacks which need patch
ing, and to any one desiring this class
of work, the company will pay one
cent per sack.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-06-26

A new line of Leghorn and sailor
hats has arrived at Mrs. Miller's.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23
AWFUL SUFFERING.

From Dreadful Pains From Wound on
Foot-system All Run Down-Mirae.
uIous Cure by cuticura.
Words cannot speak highly enough
for the Cuticura Remedies. am now
seventy-two years of age. My system
had been all run down. My blood was
SO bad that blood poisoning had set
IN. had several doctors attending
me, so finally I went to the hospital
where was laid up for two months.
My foot and ankle were almost be-
yond recognition. Dark blood flowed
out OF wounds in many places and l
was so disheartened that l thought
surely my last chance was
slowly leaving me. AS the
foot did not improve, you can
readily imagine how felt. was
simply disguised and tired of life.
stood this pain, which was dreadful,
for six months. and during this time
was not able to wear a shoe and
not able to work. Some one spoke to
me about Cuticura. The consequences
were l bought set of the Cuticura
Remedies of one of my friends who
was druggist, and the praise that l
gave after the second application is
beyond description; it seemed mir
acle for the Cuticura Remedies took
effect Immediately. washed the foot
with the Cuticura Soap before apply.
Ing the Ointment and took the Re-
solvent at the same time. After two
weeks treatment my foot was healed
completely. People who had seen my
foot during my illness and who have
seen 1t since the cure, can hardly be-
lieve their own eyes. Robert Schoen.
hauer, Newburg, N. Y, August 81,
1906"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

While no woman is entirely free from
periodical suffering, it does not seem to
be the plan Of nature that women
should suffer so severely. This is q
severe strain on q woman's vitality.
When pain exists something is wrong
which should be set right or it will
lead to q serious arrangement Of the
whole female organism.
Thousands Of women have testified
In grateful letters to. Mrs. Pinkham
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound overcomes woman's special
pains and Irregularities.
It provides safe and sure way Of
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The two following letters tell so con-
vincingly what Lydia e. Pinkhan's
Vegetable Compound will do for
women, they cannot fail to bring hope
to thousands Of sufferers.
Miss Nellie Holmes, Of 54oN. Division
Street, Buffalo, N. Y, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
sYourmedicine il indeedanideal medicine
painful periods, headaches, and bearing down
pains consulted two different physicians
but failed to get any relief. Afriend from the
east advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. did so, and no longer
suffer as Ibid before. Myperiods arenatural;
every ache and pain q gone, and my general
health ismuch improved. advise all women
who suffer to take Lydia e. Pinkhams Vege-
table Compound"
Mrs. Title Hart, Of Larimore, N. D.,
writes:
Dear Mrs.. Pinkham:-
81 might have been spared many months
efficacy Of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable
Ak urs, Pinkham's Advice "A Won
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

Compound sooner; for I have tried so many
remedies without help.
~ dreaded the approach Of every month,
as 1T meant so much pain and SUFFERING for
me, but after had used the Compound two
months became regular and natural and am
now perfectly well and free from pain: I am
Vegetable Compound bas done for me-"
Such testimony should be accepted
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that Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound stands without a peer as a
remedy for all the distressing ills of
women.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound rests upon the
well-earned gratitude Of American
women.
When women are troubled with pain
or irregularities, displacements or ul-
ceration of the organs, that bearing
down feeling, Inflammation, backache,
bloating Tor fatulency), general dcbil-
ity, indigestion and nervous prostra-
ton, or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, ex-
citability, irritability, nervousness,
sleeplessness, melancholy, they should
remember there is one tried and
true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound at once removes
such troubles. Refuse to buy any other
medicine, for you need the best.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham If there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. She will treat you
with kindness and her advice is
free. No woman ever regretted
writing her and she has helped
thousands. Address Lynn, Mass.
IN Best Understands q Woman,s Ills,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23
statesmen,s Plans for Winter.

The secretary of the treasury and
Mrs. Shaw do not expect to keep
house this winter. bnt will remain for
as much of the season as they spend
In town at the Arlington hotel. The
secretary of war and Mrs. Taft, the
secretary Of the interior and Mrs.
Hitchcock, and Attorney General
Moody, are all, close to each other on
the most fashionable part Of K
street, near the vice presidents while
the postmaster general and Mrs. Cor.
telyou and the secretary Of commerce
and labor and Mrs. Metcalf arc living
Tar to the northwest, one on n Ban;
croft place. the other on New Hamp
shire avenue. s 9s s:1s' 'ss=
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23
It's not always the saving man who
has most chance of salvation.
Bio Price. for Cream.

We are paying Is cents per pound for ex-
ira good quality cream, and will advance
our price as the market goes up We can
afford to pay more, and we do pay more
for good cream the year round than any
can. Start shipping at once. Milton Dairy
Co., IS w. Ninth street. st. Paul, Mimi
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23
~ aurpr.i.al.

~ surprise.
n Now. deas.' said the hero Of the
elopement, as they boarded the train,
we are safe from pursuit" 4.
And ALSO" said the young girl, ra-
dainty. safe from starvation. Here's
check pa made out to your order"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23
Honefu, aian.

lnquisitive Boarder-You think the
world is growing better?
Philosophical Boarder-I do. You
rarely see mother-in-law joke in print
nowadays.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

One Mans Meanness.
Bilkins-My wife bought $3.50 hat
one day last week and had it sent to
my Office G. o. D.
Wilkins-Tough luck, Ell?
Bilkins-Oh. no; sent it back P. D.
@.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

The saddest failure is when a man
stops at small success when he was
called to great one.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

FURs, HIDES, PELTs.
Write for prices and ship to Mcmillan,
Fur & Wool Co., Minneapolis. MINI.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

There is no virtue in the innocence
that only fears the wrong.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

Learn the Barber Trade.
Write for free illustrated catalog explain
Ing all. Moler Barber College, Minneapolis.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

TRAPpERs' SUPPLIES ARE SOLD
at low prices by the Old Reliable N. w
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

Common sense is an uncommonly
good thing to possess.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

Carpets can be colored on the floor with
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. Ask your
druggist. Toe per package.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

It takes more than the ability to say
"dear sister" to make saint.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-11-23

An optimist is a man who never
stops to open sandwich.