The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-02-22
JINKS At UNIVERSITY CLUB
The Fifteenth Annual Banquet
Leads to Some Patriotism
and Much HiIarity.

The fifteenth annual banquet of the
University club, held at the club last
night was pronounced a success-a
bowling success, one member chose to
put it. There were hign Jinks, charac-
IeruSUc CT CJ4iege Gays- but they were
part OF the programme. Harvard men
sang their -ldVyIlJe songs, SO uld Aale ),
PennsyIvsnla 5, E0lumDIas and Stan
lords, buJ II IS ali on the programme.
About sixty members sat around the
banquet board
Wnen Jay T Harris arose TO give his
- Apologize bE the postmaster ne was
cut of short, III fact. too short. He
then introduced Clarence Z. Allen. who
responded 90 a toast, The University
Club Mr- Allen spoke OF its social
aspects and its members in active pur-
SUITS of life. Interruptions were frequent
and time was called. Mr. Allen stopped
ia the midst OF dozen pUns flung at
him from all sides and announced that
ne would finish his toast. no matter how
much time the members took. They then
sung We Won't Go Home TIL Morn
ilS.
in concluding, AIr. Allen proposed a
toast TO his birthday, first in war. first
IN peace and first in the hearts OF his
Countrymen.' 1t was accepted in silence
and reverence was done the father OF MS
country.
The only speech that was not inter
3uDted was given by i. Macpherson Boyd.
lie was called by TUastmaSter Harris to
respond 10 Robbie Burns as q Member
OF the University Club- MI Boyd took
an elevated position on a chair in the
middle Of the banquet room. For Tuiiy
JnTee minutes ne made frantic gestures,
that would call down upon him the wrath
of the roman orators but not WORD
, came from his lips. After he bowed and
Ook his seat he was applauded b.
stv ybOdy. It was. proclaimed the great
Scst speech OF the evening.
Rev. Frank Fay Eddy was asked 10
respond 10 the toast, The Roof Garden.
"A clerical friend OF mine told me that it
was very easy matter TO respond to a
banquet" Dr.. Eddy said y understood
him TO say that YOU were not expected
TO say anything; just stand up as a tar
get TO ne shot at
times, but told of the various uses of
the roof garden. He said 1t could be
conveniently used should a husband go
home in such condition that ne could
see more wives than were allowed even III
the state OF Utah
why Marriage Is a Failure 80 was
the absence Of Ernest NJ. Fowler George
NJ. Lawrence was called upon to finish a
toast which he commenced at the ban
quet year ago Mr. Lawrence viii be
given another chance next year 10 COM
plete his speech. A I. HOppaugh and
others made short imprOmptu speeches.
The following We're present: Leigh Al
len. D Macpherson Boyd c. n Knight,
I. 2. Taylor, John A Street, Matt BrOdie,
William 7 Anderson, G. w Morrison.
/. II. Farnswooi, ". A. Wilson. George
Clement, G. F. Moon. F r Arnold II. S.
Knight h. r. Atkinson. ". c. Jen-
nings, Q. N. Wilson, +. o. Jones, J. T.
CritchloW, R W Fisher 9 S Williams
Frank Fay Eddy, Sidney Bamberger r.
S SCHUYLER, G. D Keyser, H b SpragUe,
Oscar L. Cox, Joseph OberndOrfer, G. W.
z. Allen, J. H. SiegeI G. F. Putnam, A.
J. Hoppaugh, H b Windsor, Charles W.
Boyd. George W. Ritter W z Belcher,
II L Siegel jay 7; Harris. Joseph E.
y. Lawrence, William Igleheart, F. Is.
CTitchlOw, Wallie r Druehl, E. d. Ham
mOnd. c c. Snyder II. H Mayo. G. D.
Diehl d. A. Turner and Charles J.
Freund.