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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

we found a place where they CRATE
h~orseradish and bottle it for the mar
ket, and | ordered two washtubs futi
of horse radish grated nicely, and SEM
to the tent, but I iiade the mar Sili
it as ground turnips.
The boy and l played all the ore
noon, and when the man started with
the ground horseradish for the tent
we went along, and l introduced the
man to pa, and pa 0. KID the bail, ana
sent him to the treasurer after the
money. I was going to get on a back
seat and watch the animals eat, but
ma said: Here, you boys, get out
those pans and portion out the tur-
nins and pass 'em around just as the
crowd comes in, cause after the ami
mails have had a mess Of cut feed
thew are better natured, and show on
better.
7 was pretty leary about feeding
rho animals horse radish, and would
have preferred to have some one
else do it. who did not care to
live any longer, but said: yes
sir," Just like that, and touched ny
hat to pa, and he said to the boss
canyasman. There's a boy you car
swear by"
The boss canvasman said; you arr
right, old man, but II he was mine,
would kill him so quick It would make
your head swim" and he and pa wen
off laughing, but I think they laugne'
too soon.
Well, we took a spud and put abou
a quart Of horseradish in each pan, an,
nut the pans in front Of each animal
and you ought to have seen them rus
for the supposed turnips, like g troy
OF cattle after salt. .
!. The boy and l got up on the plat
farm with the freaks, to be in . saf
mace, and watch the animals. ana q
now they digested their food. II
flrst animal to open up the chorus We
ne hippopotamus. cause wo save All
anou. tour quarts Of horse radAsn, 2
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Pa Tasted Of It.

I had fed them the turnips, and J.
told him they had all been fed, and
lust then the giraffe, whose neck was
so long the horseradish did not reach
a vital spot as quick as it dil ".---
the hippo, began to yell for the po-
lice and dance around. Finally
stood on his head and neck, with ffs
heels against a cage, and coughed like
he had caught pneumonia. Pa saic
to the boss canvasman: well, what
do you think Of that?'
The zebras had their inning next.
and after they had swallowed their
rations Of horseradish, they never said
a word, but began to run around IKE
dancing the lancers, and when they
got to going it looked like a kaleido-
scope. and the six zebras looked like
4 million. Pa said: II never saw
such a sight since | used to drink.
but I have either got the jim-janis,
or something awful has happened TO
this %menagerie."
The educated hog got a double dose
and he ~squealed and couldn't pick out
the right card, and then the llamas
got busy on their portion Of horse
radish, and they cried in Spanish, ant
stood on their hind legs and shed
tears. Pa got 81 ratified he looked ter
years older than he. did when tn
afternoon performances opened. Tn
manager OF the big show came in K
know why the elephants had not beef
sent into the dressing-room, to be go
ready for the grand entree. Just thel
the elephants began to eat their horse
radish, and when they were driver
into the big tent they were complain
ing about something being wrong IA
side Or them, and as they came by tn
lemonade stand they seemed to p
yelling Fire" Then they all stoppe
at the stand and began to drink tn
lemonade out Of the barrels, whic
seemed to put out the fire.
The animals quieted down 9 little, an
pa went into the big tent To consul
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
The Coffee Debate.

erly educated physician, chemist ana
food expert.
Please remember we never say oroi-
nary coffee hurts everyone.
Some people use it regularly and seem
strong enough to withstand its attacks,
but there is misery and disease in store
for the man or woman who persists III
it's use when nature protests, by hears
weakness, stomach and bowel troubles.
kidney disease, weak eyes, or general
nervous prostration. The remedy is OBJ
yious. The drug caffeine, contained IN
| all ordinary coffee, must be discontinued
absolutely or the disease will continue In
| spite of any medicine and Will gro"
worse. ,
II is easy to leave off the o~ld-fashioned
coffee by adopting Postum Food Gomez,
for in 1t one finds a pleasing hot break
fast or dinner beverage that has the deep
seal brown color, changing to a rlcn
golden brown when good cream Is added.
when boiled long enough Us minutes
the favor is not that Of rank Rio coffeo
hut very like the milder, smooth and
high grade Java, but entirely lacking
the drug effect Of ordinary Gomez.
Anyone suffering from disorders seu
I'D by coffee drinking land there is an
extensive Variety can absolutely depend
upon som measure of relief by quitting
coffee and using Postum Food Gomez.
II the disease has not become toe
l strongly rooted, one car with good reai
, son expect it to disappear entirely In
reasonable time after the active cause
J of the trouble is removed and the eel
y lular tissue has time to naturally re
build with the elements furnished o!
: Postum and good food.
It's only Just plain old common sense
. Now, with the exact facts before tn
reader, he or she can decide the Wis
course, looking to health and the powe
!, to do things.
y II Q have any doubt as to the caus
of any ache or all you may have, remem
q Der the far-reaching kilograms Of q hun
y nervous system travel from heel to hea9
e and IL may be well worth your while i
n make the experiment Of leaving on ca
/ fee entirely for 10 days and usin
!. Postum In ITS place.
y You will probably gather some 500
% solid facts, worth more than a gold min
~ for health can make gold and sickne1
!. lose It. Besides there's all the 1un, n
2. it's like a continuous internal frt'lic
- be perfectly well.
There's q season for
III
p Postum Cereal Co. rstd., Battle Creek nv
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

You can learn something new and
interesting every day in a circus, and
q boy, particularly, car store his mind
with useful knowledge, that will be
valuable to him in after years.
Gee, but I have learned some things
that I could never have learned in col
lege, cause at college you only learn
things that have to be verified by
actual experience in business. Pa says
one year in the circus will be better
for me than ten years in a reform
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

wager.
Free inspection of u factories ana
methods is made by thousands OF people
each month and the coffee importers
themselves are cordially invited. Both
Postum and Grape-Nuts are absolutely
pure and made exactly as stated.
The formula of Postum and the an
alysis made by one Of the foremost
chemists Of Boston has been printed on
every package for many years n Is ap-
solutely accurate. .
Now as to the food value OF Postum.
| n contains the parts Of the wheat berry
which carry the elemental salts SUCH as
lime, iron, potash, silica, etc, ETC., USED
by the life forces to rebuild the cellular
tissue. and this is particularly true OF the
nhosphate of potash, also found IN
| Grape-Nuts, which combines In the hui
man body win albumen and this com
bination, together with water, rebuilcf
the worn out gray matter in the delicate
nerve centers all over the body, ant
throughout the brain and solar plexus.
Ordinary coffee stimulates In an un'
natural way, but with many people !
slowly and surely destroys and does no
rebuild this gray substance SO vital!
important to the %well-being OF ever!
human being. ~,
THESE are eternal facts. proven. WEI
authenticated and known to every prop
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

A novel means of propelling boats
has been devised in Europe by A. Far
cot of the Buchet factory. 1t consists
of a framework of steel tubing, sup
porting a Buchet vertical motor o.
3h-horse power, with electric ignition,
the motor driving two paddle wheels
with vertical blades. he paddle wheels
and motor are fixed at the stern OF the
boat. They are mounted on a pivot.
making it practicable to isteer the
boat in any direction and giving facili-
ties for getting at the machinery for
eiling and repairs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Animals Now Graft.

Even the animal world is becoming
infected with the tendency to pro-
mote graft, and the fidelity OF the dog,
long celebrated in song and story. has
succumbed to the prevailing moral
epidemic. AS an illustration, the case
Of a savage Great Dane In Brooklyn
who made friends with the burglars
who broke into his masters safe which
be had been left to guard and chased
on the policemen who came 70 .hs
rescue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

think Of. Of course, if the person Is
of the weak ones and says Il cant quit
YOU will have discovered one OF the
slaves of the coffee importer. Treat such
kindly, for they seem absolutely power
less to stop the gradual but sure destruc-
ton of body and health. .
Nature has a way of destroying a part
of the people to make room for the
stronger. 1t is the old law of the sur
vival of the fttest" at work, and the
victims are many.
We repeat the assertion that conee
does harm many people, not all, but an
army large enough to appal the investi-
gator and searcher for facts.
The next prevarication Of the conee
importers and roasters Is their statement
that Postum Food Coffee Is made OF
roasted peas, beans or corn, and mixed
with a low grade of coffee and nat II
contains no nourishment.
We have previously offered to wage
800. 10000 with them that their state
ments are absolutely false.
They have not accepted our wager an
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

81 have been m%isquoted," said the
new congressman. "Well," answered
the experienced statesman, wait and
see how it turns out. Sometimes q
man is lucky to be instructed"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

VIC demand facts in this coffee discus
-. ,rd rronosa TO see that the facts are
brought clearly before the people.
A number Of coffee importers and
roastersh have joineda movementto boom
coffee and stop the use of Postum Food
Coffee andint their newspaper statements
undertake to deceive by false assertions
Their first is that coffee is not harmful
weassertthat one in every three cofee
rsers has some form of inciplent o.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

The Bad Boy Goes After a Mess Of
White Turnips for the Menagerie
He Feeds the Animals Horse
radish, But Gets the Worst of the
Deal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

"Are you n of the expert wit
nesses?" inquired the court officer. Il
am" answered the high fnancier. I've
been on the stand two hours and
haven't told 'em a thing"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
JEST M JoLLITY.

"He carved out his own fortune"
Nonsense! He married it." We'll,
he had to cut out a lot of other fell
lows, didn't he?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

No guest passes a plate or offers to
serve anything unless obviously asked
t do so.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

chronic disease; realize for n moment
what a terrible menace to a nation OF CIV
ilized people when n kind Of beverage
cripp!es the energies and health Oh
one-third the people who use IT.
We make the assertion advisedly n
suggest that the reader secure MS ~
.roof by personal inquiry among Gomez
users. .ns 40
. ASK your coffee drinking friends u
tbev keen free from any sort Of aches
and ails. You will be startled at the per-
centage and will very naturally seek TO
Mace The cause Of disorder on sometnlng
aside from coffee, whether food, innerit-
al tendencies or something else.
90 deeper in your search for facts.
r your friend admits occasional neu-
raigia. rheumatism, heart weakness
stomach or bowel trouble, kidney COM
| plaint. weak eyes, or approaching nerv-
ous p~rostration induce him or her e
makethe experiment OF leaving on Gomez
FOR 10 days and using Postum Food COT.
lee. andobserve the result. twill startie
YOU and give your friend something e
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

they will not.
We will gladly make a present OF
S25, 100000 to any rooster or importer OF
oid -fashioned coffee who will accept that
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

Qcopyright By J. B. Bowies.,s
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
will take care of themselves.

Give the people plain 1ae
, 1906-03-09

which Governor Hogg had no sympa-
thy. He was a man of original ideas
and his ways were often ~unconvention,
al. He had considered the waste of
effort and money in rearing monuments
of dead stone to the worlds dead. He
wanted not TO be an excuse for such
waste. The request he laid upon his
children hat they plant at the head of
and hat when the trees have grown,
the nuts they bear shall be distributed
among the people on the plains of
Texas, that they may plant them and
rear from them other trees.
1t is Il beautiful idea, that of giving
to the world life for death, a far bet
ter understanding of mans part in the
divine plan than that which would COM
memorate death in s%culptural symbols
of grief. There is nothing in creation
more beautiful than a tree, nothing so
inspiring, so restful to a Senti-
ment will no doubt cause every nut on
the trees that will grow at the grave
of the dead governor to be planted in
turn year after year. Long the practice
will doubtless be continued. From the
1.-TWO trees alone, Texas in time might
become a timbered state, its expanse
lof shadeless plains broken up with bow
Iers OF trees. One mans wish may suf.
fee to change the whole panorama OF
mature: it will be certain to make the
state more habitable, the people more
contentcd with their place of residence.
Should there come only the two trees,
each of them will be worth a dozen
insensate tombstones, typifying, as 1t
will in it's annual renewal, a benefac,
ton such as each should make his life
Ito be.
Let the living tree, not the dead
stone, tell Of a life well lived!-Denver
Republican.
, 1906-03-09
STATE r E

Good Thing From the Journal
Whenever you find a man who has
nothing else to do than knock just re-
fuse to have any dealings with him.
If a man m to you and tells you
that another man in the same business
as himself is dishonest and that his
goods are inferior, look the mar over
and see if you do not discover in him
the making of a first class scoundrel.
l-Rawlins Journal.
, 1906-03-09
FOR OLD PEOPLE
Mills, A Druggist, Graduate of the Phil
adeIphia College of Pharmacy,
Has a Guaranteed Strength
Creator.

Mills, A Druggist, graduate of the
Philadelphia College of Pharmacy,
says hundreds of old people right here
in Laramie need just such a strength
maker and body-builder as our delicious
cod liver oil preparation, Vinol. and we
simply cannot understand why they
will continue to drag out a half-dead
and half-alive existence, when We
guarantee Vinol will strengthen and in,
.vigorate every organ in the body, stop
the natural decline and make them
well, strong n active.
This is because Vinol contains in a
highly concentrated form all of the
strengthening and bodybuilding ell
!ements of cod liver oil actually taken
from fresh Gods livers, but without q
drop of the system-clogging oil to upset
the stomach and retard it's work.
Vinol creates renewed vitality in the
most natural manner, making rich, red
blood, and building up and strengthen
ing every organ in the body to do its
work as nature intended. Many old
people have written that they would
not take $1,000 for the good Vinol has
done them.
In the strongest manner we endorse
and guarantee Vinol to increase the ap
petite, give strength and renewed vi
tality to the aged, build up the run
down, tired and d%ebilitated, make the
weak strong, or return to the purchaser
every dollar paid for it." Mills, A
Druggist, graduate of the Philadelphia
College of Pharmacy.
, 1906-03-09

Terrence V. P%owderly, formerly
grand master workmen of the Knights
of Labor and more recently commits
sioner of labor under President McKin-
ley, is in trouble. He accepted $4,000
of the stock of a coal concern that has
turned III bad. With tears coursing
down his cheeks he said to a number
of those who had invested their money
in the company that if they did SO be
cause he was president he was sorry
Although $780, 900 of the stock had been
sold, there now remains but sos in the
treasury. Men who are dishonest
enough to trade the character and rep
utation they have acquired for stock in
fake concerns ought to have some
grief.
, 1906-03-09
"A Wyoming Paper for Wyoming
People,"

People,"
The Wyoming Tribune published at
Cheyenne is securing a large list of
subscribers in Laramie.
The management of the Wyoming
Tribune e not desire to replace our
Laramie papers for both are deserving
the support of the Laramie people, but
the Tribune does desire to supplant
Denver papers-and is doing 1t.
The Tribune is a Wyoming for
wyoming people. 1t has maintained
a good correspondent in Laramie for
years, as well as correspondents all
over the state.
1t publishes all the capital news
while it is fresh and has the Associat-
or Press report.
The Tribune reaches Laramie the ev-
ening Of publication as early as any
Denver paper, and is delivered the fol.
morning, so does not come in
competition with Laramie papers.
The Tribune desires the p and
good will of the people of Laramie, and
stands ready to reciprocate the favor.
TRIBUNE PUBLISHING co.
l'4IS-w-fs Cheyenne, Wye
, 1906-03-09
Enaland's Powerful warshins.

The keel-plate of the Dreadnaught,
which is to be the most powerful battle
ship in the world was recently laid at
Portsmouth. She will have the fight
ing strength of any three battleships
now afloat. To successfully fight dis
ease the most powerful and reliable
medicine is Hostetter's Stomach Bit,
tiers. 1t has been used in thousands
of homes during the past half century,
so that when you take it you are not
experimenting with an uncertain rem
edy. It's wonderful record of cures
speaks for itself. Therefore we urge
you to get a bottle today and let it
prove for your own satisfaction that it
positively cures sick headache, pool ap-
petite, SOU risings, heartburn, dyspep-
STA, indigestion, costiveness, colds.
grippe, malaria or female disorders.
Don't accept any substitute but insist
on having Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
, 1906-03-09
Do Not offend the Eye

We have no more right to offend the
eye than We have to offend the ear or
nose. We "a no more approve of
an i'll fitting gown than we can a bad
smelling breath. Ones personal ap-
pearance should be no less pleasing
than ones language. The nan who
dosen't care a cuss how he CLOCKS is tothe
eye what a rotten apple is to the taste.
You are neglecting your duty if you are
careless about your looks. The idea
that women spend too much time be-
fore the mirror is a relic of barbarism.
The mater of toilet is of vital import
ance to both men and women The
fellow who criticises his neighbor be-
cause he combs his hair or shines his
shoes is not the fellow who takes par
%ticular pains to be strictly on the
.square.-Guernsey Gazette.
, 1906-03-09
IN THE WIDE WASTE A TREE.

Governor Hogg of Texas lived a life
of usefulness to his state. Let there be
said about his ideas and his methods
what there may, the desire to help his
people ever possessed him. He loved
Texas, was proud of its history. its ira.
%ditions, its people. He was loyal and
ms zeal was great. When he came to
die his regret vas that he had not
been able to accomplish more. 1t is
such men the world remembers.
On his death bed Governor Hogg re-
membered that if states do not build
monuments of stone to mark the rest
ing place OF faithful servants, the kind,
red OF the man do so; it is a custom as
old as the emergency of civilization
from savagery. But it is one with
, 1906-03-09

The trouble with the socialists seems
to be with their leaders. Their ideals
of life workout tolerably well and the
men who wag their jaws over the prop
osltlon often convince people that
they have something just as good to
substitute for the present order of So
ciety, but when they come to try it on
some benighted community it always
fails. The leaders have foisted all sorts
of ~vagaries upon their followers. ever
to free love. The latest and most as
founding thing brought forth by avowet
socialists is the inner circle" of tn,
Western Federation of Miners, an or
ganization which voted solidly for so
cialism several years ago. That circle
II reports submitted to the officers of
Colorado and Idaho are true, has been
guilty of many heinous crimes, incIud-
ing the murder of Ex-Governor Steuu-
enberg of Idaho and the attempted as
sassination of one of the members of
the supreme court of Colorado. Such
Things are not conducive to good gov
eminent nor happiness. The people OF
the earth cannot be led to purity
through murder and arson.
, 1906-03-09
IN POSSESSION OF THE DEVIL
Peculiar Antics of Italian Boy Are
Thus Explained.

Thus Explained.
A most wonderful medieval story is
now occupying the attention of the
south of Italy. In a srnall village
there is a family of the name of Pan
SIM, and if all be true that is writ
ten of it we may think ourselves in
the Dark Ages again. There + two
boys in this family, and they disap.
pear occasionally in a most mysteri-
GUS manner. In fact, a few minutes
after they disappear they are found
miles away. How they get there no
one can tell. They say they are car
rfed from place to place by tbs Holy
Ghost. Spirits are also said 10 in
habit the house where they live;
plates and glasses :e broken before
the eyes of all, and lakes and sweets
are showered over the boys beds
when they are asleep. One of the boys
falls in frances, when he speaks diff
ferent languages (even I,atin and
Creek in a strange voice. He also
spouts passages from Dante, and pro-
phesies. Doctors and priests have
visited him, but cannot discover the
machinery which is evidently at work
somewhere. The las who visited him
was a Jesuit father. AT his approach
the boy began to curse and swear and
kicked him. The Jesuit a y the boy
is possessed b. the devil!-Vanity
Fair.
, 1906-03-09

The purchases made by MI. Eaton on
Sand creek are the logical outcome of
the suit brought by the ranch-owners
to prevent him from turning the wa
tiers of Sand creek into the Poudre
valley. Having lost his case in court,
Mr.. Eaton does the next best thing
purchases the ranches. Under the Col
orado law n the decisions of the WY
oming courts he will be enabled tt
take the water and do with it as he
pleases, so long as he does no. work
a hardship upon the ranchmen who are
appropriations from that stream. By
turning the water into the Poudre val
ley he will be able to reclaim land that
will be worth 500 an acre. About five
families will be affected by this change
in the course of Sand creek.
, 1906-03-09

A provision limiting the salaries Of
government clerks over 65 years old
to $1,000 a year has been attached to
the legislative appropriation bill which
n subcommittee will report to the
house committee on appropriations.
The subcommittee has compiled figures
showing that 50, 900, 900 is paid annual
ly TO clerks in Washington over 65
years old and hat n per cent of these
clerks receive more than $1,000 annu-
ally.
, 1906-03-09

At a banquet at Fort Collins Wednes.
day night, General Manager Young OF
the Colorado and Southern stated that
within a year the line would be com
pleted to the Gulf of Mexico, and that
within two years it was his belief that
a junction would be effected on the
north with the Canadian Pacific. Wei,
come the day when Wyoming shall
have several north and south lines,