Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-03-23

low.
And to think that St. Patrick's Day
is behind us
Miss Stella Cook is i'll at her home
on Vine street.
Coal strike possibilities keep the
guessers busy.
1t begins to look as if the people
would have to fit on sleds.
The overhanging icicle is keeping a
watchful eye for unwary victims.
If Mr.. Taft goes upon the Supreme
Bench he will surely "add weight" to
its decisions.
Rev. E. T. Swartz, pastor of St. Pc
ter's NJ. E. church, South Dsnville, is
ill at his home.
John D. Rockefeller is said to be
losing his nerve. But he still has his
money.
One Chicago man names his son, and
another names his uncle, in divorce
proceedings. After all, these are only
family affairs.
Trespass notices for sale at this
office0 Two for Sc, or 25c dozen.
Good farm for rent in Dairy town
ship, Moniour county
Nj. l.. SHEEP, Jerseytown Pa.
NJ o,,3 NJ, CIo,5o EurI,sto,, oF
Scranton, are visiting at the home of
Frank Bergner, Nassau street.
Miss May McNinch, of Jerseytown,
spent Sunday in this city as the guest
of Mrs. Charles V. Amerman.
A. H. Bloom, of Wilkes Barre, speut
Saturday at the home of George B.
Jacobs, Ferry street.
Miss Katherine Raver, of Burnham,
spent Sunday at the home of her faith
er, Rev. 9. W. Raver, Ash street.
John Danner, of Honesdale, spent
Sunday with friends in this city.
Horton and Frease Laubach, of Ber-
wick, spent Sunday with friends in
this city.
Miss Margaret Michael, of Clarks-
town, is guest at the home of George
S. Tillson, Pine street.
Miss Robinson, teacher in the third
ward schools, spent Sunday with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. William Robin
son, Liberty township. .
Miss Leah Mincemoyer, of Mont.
gomery, spent Sunday with relatives
in this city.
Job Printing of all kinds properly
executed at reasonable prices, at the
1ntelligencer Office.
Philip johnson. Walnut street, has
received the appointment of assistant
military instructor at the Soldiers
Orphan Industrial school, Scotland,
Pa.
1t will take more than 80 years to
complete the Panama canal if all of
the work has to be done in Washing
ton.
If China trembles when Uncle Sam
makes a few precautionary warlike
moves what would it do if it got up
against the real thing?
At Wilton, England, pair of earls
have opened carpet factory. The no
bility seem to be finding time to open
something besides jack pots.
Can it be that the pesky little ground
hog saw his shadow again and retired
Movers are already making arrange
ment for the annual fit.
The 1ntelligencer Is at your service
as a news or advertising medium. We
await your commands.
There is snow enough on the ground
now to insure a prolonged period OF
slop and mud.
Uniform primaries will at least stop
the practice of foisting upon political
parties in this State men who are un-
fit and who represent nothing.
Some men are born grafters, some
acquire the art after hard practice,
and some are elected to the United
States senate.
If anyone asks what whisky is doing
in the food bill, let it be remembered
that this whole thing is being consid.
cred from the congressional point OF
view.
Now it is intimated that the egg
trust intends to hold its stored stock
over another year. In that event il
might become liable for attempting tc
obtain money TN false pretenses.
FOR SALE-At bargain; one
Mosler Bahnann & Co. Safe; cost
1925; will sell same at $50, weight Of
safe 1900 to 2O00; apply to Charles
Woods 219 Mill St., Danville, Pa.
Andrew Carnegie is great success
as a builder of public Libraries and q
promoter of pipe organ funds. but as 9
leader of a spelling reform he is 8
monumental failure.
The incubator is knocking the her
out OF the Matching business. The her
should stop such foolishpess and lay
eggs. The incubator will save her 9
great many weary hours.
WAITED: district Managers to
post signs, advertise and distribute
samples. Salary $500 week y, f3 0t
per day for expenses. stale aec and
present emplo, ment. IDEAL SHEAR
ca, SO Randolph Ss.. Chicago.