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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-18
Vim. M. Ellis

5'Ea1 Especial to yNle Tfmes-DIsIM tch1 q
& SIIAWSYILIsT1, s4 VA, III August "a
telegram has just been received here
announcing the death OF William NJ
Ellis 5Jr, last night at 1880 clock OF
typhoid fever at the hospital In Stonega,
w. Va. Mr., Ellis was n civil engineer,
ttwenty-seven years of age and q! most
estimable young man. Fills father. Major
w. M. Ellis, his sisters and q brother
were at his bedside. ell w lsI n. 49,
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\ Contract Awarded

II Il tBy Associated Press.l -,
! WASHINGTON, p. G., August II The
Bureau Of Yards and Docks to-day
awarded the contract for building the,
.power-house at the Charleston. s. q,
Navy Yard to simons and A1nyrant Cons
pany, OF Charleston, at &l4O, goo. Il
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-18
Former Earthquakes In Chile

recorded
with loss
oewhelmsd 1000
the coast
tween Ia ruined,
ground
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Miss j oulaS Cabaniss.

'H5 Especial to Tho Times pispatch,) ,lI.4
93 PETERSBURG, Va August l7,---M NJ y.
3I,ouln May Cabanss. aged seventeen
years, died this morning of2typhoid fsyer.
at the home OF her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Cabaniss, on Highland M Terrace,
She was much beloved by all who knew
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\ Edward SpoHo ord. VI
,s,n.ec,nl % 1,he Times pispatch.)

3 Especial to Tho Times- Dispatch.l I,
ward Spof.ord, nIJnlon veteran. died this
morning at his residence In West End,
Fairfax county, He was six y y ~ en-
ana two children. Mr., Spofford was q
member OF the Scottish Rite Order OF
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Mrs. Craigie's Funeral.

LONDON, August 17,--The funeral ser
Vices to-day over the body of Mrs.
craigie (John oliyerl Ilobbes). at the
largely attended. Ambassador and Mrs.
Reid and many other Americans and "a
number OF English authors and writer's
were present. y Il; NJ a. ti & u a, u
deepest grief and syprpathy, The mother
Of Mrs, CrnigIe who Is III. was not pres
5ent. After solemn REQUIEM mass MET.
Browne delivered a syInpa thet 10 eulosls-
cialiy on tho deeply religious life Of the
eleceased The lnlernant followed at
Kensal Green Cemotery, ST ~
Spalding Coleman,
s19 (speclal 10 The Times Dlspatoh.)
Il iI.OUlsVILl.E, August, y; spaldlnI,s s
Coleman member OF the board OF pubic
works, \ and largely Interested In coal
mines In Kentucky and Tennessee, died
suddenly to-day at the CITY Hail,
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Mrs. Jeanette M arks.

III WARSAW, " VA., y August l7.--Ntrs..
Jeanette Marks, aged vi about forty-tivo
years, and wife of Mr. 7. ID q; rks, n
prominent citizen OF Naylor's this Scoun-
.ty. died at 1910 o'clock this afternoon Of
apoplexy, afterfn brief illness OF ma :.
llarnl fever, "a a b 5 IA y g u III 81
Her son. Mr. Garrison Marks, a medl-
cal student Of !, tho University of Vir-
gnin, Is dangerously III with the same
II lsease ~. Elf ts Ply
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Miniature Almanac,

AZ I ffi,sl a II August 49, 1906.
h sHa tssss S SsaEag
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-18

Sir Thomas IApton, IT Is said " ntss -
build two yatchs and then selaet, the pet
Why not bNila three, Sir Thomas BOB,
ton Globe. Ss M b "A: N
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u Geo w. Triict:,es...

NJ Especial to The Times d spatch.)
y BOWLING GREEN, VA, August .----4
George w Trice& lied at his home, Snear4i
iDelos. Thursday evening, after an illness
of several weeks, I'll in he - rty-fifth year
of his age g ,y#
III He was a son Of the late George w.
,Trice and Jane Trice, OF u this county
He leaves a wife and six children. He
iis survived by his III mother and two
brothers and two 4 slsters--LeR oyI3s Trice,z
81 Texas Robert Trlce, of West Virginia,
and Mrs Emma II. n Gravatt, Of this
place, and Mrs Roland Wright, of the.
county. IS x. rs VI {il W. II u S "a
4H The funeral was preached @at his late
residence by DR., NcN1anaway, and the
5interment tool. place this evening in,
I Lakewood Cemetery. Ak sEssl Eisa
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which are In M charge IN of y Undertaken
.Bliley, will be announced later.
81, wv 5. Wheeler
special 70 The Times Dispatch.)

X Special TO I The Times -Dispat ch.)
3 LOTTEsYILLiE ,l83iV Al August ~,
Mr.. wv. q Dyer w heeler, ngcu seven y-two,
a. retired contractor and builder and one
OF Il the wealthlest residents of this city,
died last night$o dropsy at his home on
Ridge Street .Ia For over forty years he
was II lea ding figure In the busin ess life
OF this city. III health. however, y eces- y
stated his retirement some ten years ago,
Mr.. Wheeler enlisted I'm Company 4 J, al Z
5bemare Light Horse, Second r egiment,
In 1851, and served throughout the Civil
War. # He was q brave soldier and was
four tlmes wounded. The deceased is
survived M BY N his wife, who. was Miss
Frances NJ. Scruggs, * Fl van ma county,
and two brothers FRANKLIN w heeleir, 81
Richmond and fersons /. " ia w he ler, Of
this city, ,s5 and one sister, II Mrs. Bette
Fry OF Richmond fS
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THERMOMETERS This d ay$Last Yea,

\ s. 4 4
Average ~, ,.,,s., % 2-3
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-18

Highest tempera ture yesterday. 5!
Lowest temperature yesterday, q
Normal temperat ure for August !, $500; N
Departure from norma enperature.,. 81 %
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Conditions Yesterday,

,Nleshmp,nds weatler was . @arm and
cloudy. Range of!lthe thermometers:
u NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 8 II: ..:.,...,.,.,B
% p, M.,..,... @,,,..,8l 12smidnight......
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...:..-- J. !. !. v. w. J.

n car, 3We9r.33gI HA35 NJ 81 SIY A.
t85 III Grey Is not your oloT,J
here 8 the nevv5bl Tie. W Z
suits UP to S22iats $12.7B.
Suits}ups toSS18B at4$o.7B. IL
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-15

Continued on 7th Page, Sd Column.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-15
TRAVELLING MEN .
TO BUILD HOTEL
Money Provided for $4,000
Hosiery in Minneapolis,
Backed by u. C. T. .
~ ~ ONEY is already provided for
~ modern hotel for Mime

- ~ ONEY is already provided for
b~ a modern hotel for Mime
apolis to cost $3.50, 0O0, as
the result of a movement among the
travelling men who make their head
quarters in this city.
The hotel will be located in the Job
bling district, and it will be United
Commercial Travellers hotel, in fact,
if not in. name, as it will be thru the
efforts Of members of that organization
that it is built. It will be arranged
with a view to accommodating the
travelling men, jobbers and wholesalers,
and will have in it's upper stories q
lodge room for the U. c., r.. and their
officers, which can also be utilized for
the purposes of business associations
and other kindred organizations, so it
is planned. .Sa..-- -. 49,.
1t only remains to incorporate stock
company, the shares of which will be
taken by travelling men and others
whose business interests will be fur
thered by the building of the hotel.
y Outline Of Plan.
H. Z. Richardson, vice president Of
the Grimsrud Shoe company, who has
headed the movement, said yesterday:
"a. well-known capitalist offers to
furnish the money, $4,000, and will
do 1t on terms, that will enable the
stockholders to acquire the hotel on
easy payments, as we'll as to have full
charge Of the property. The hotel will
be built on site selected by the stock,
holders, after plans they approve, and
will be conducted by them. The loan
will be furnished at less than per cent
"Our plan has not been fully eormu
lated, but the idea is this: The stock
is to be paid for in; monthly payments
in accordance with what might be
called the building and loan, or CO.
operative plan. These monthly pay
ments- can be made to be such as will
be within the reach cof the average
travelling man. ~
"There are 1900 travelling men il
Minneapolis who belong to the U. G
T., and there are 1000 in the north
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-15
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service. -.
~ HICAGp, April 14.-Panic and
death brought to a tragic end the
Easter eve services at st. Lad
millas Roman Catholic church at West
Twenty-fourth street and Albany ave-
nue. this evening, when boy rushed
into the crowded sanctuary and in a
high pitched voice shouted fire.
When the wild rush for the doors and
windows was over it was found that
five persons had been killed and that
others had been crushed or bruised in
the frenzied efforts Of the 400 persons
to escape. .... IL.
The congregation was composed main
| 1y Of women and children, who had
gathered at the services preliminary to
| the Easter festivities Of tomorrow.
Without warning there sounded above
the singing of the choirAthe cry Of the
1 boy who caused the trouble, 1. .s. :
Remembered the Iroquois.
Many of the audience had lost friends
in the Iroquois fire of two years ago
and they were still sensitive to the
memory Of that time. At the shout
/ there was not a moment s hesitation,
Men, women and children leaped from
! their seats, crowded into tho nisles an
began to push and iostle their way to
exits. ssss sss=ssi:.
The sudden shifting Of the great
weight on the floor caused some Of the
1 joists of the floor to give way and
the cracking sound which accompa
4 MED their collapse served to heighter
/ the excitement and urge the fleeing onet
that madly rushed toward the doors. :.
sz a. Men Forget Women.
! The men forgot the women and the
children in their efforts TO escape, anc
in the aisles there was desperate fight
! All but one of the doors Of the church
are said to have been locked and this
! increased the crushing at the point Of
exit. = 49,. ....>s.a. -..~ - .-.
/ Many of the younger men literally
| leaped over the heads of the panic
stricken worshippers and hurled them
selves towards windows, where they
managed to escape. i The children suf
fered most in the rush and when a.
last the building was cleared, three
:. children were found dead in the aisle
and one woman was unconscious AM
dying.
| ere The Dea0.
MRS. KATE KANIK, 40 years old
knocked down and trampled until un
conscious; died from internal hemor
rhages soon after removal to her home
EMMA HoTKA, 5 years old
J trampled to death in the aisle.
:. f. LILLE ,CUNAT, 6 years ole
, trampled to death in the aisle. -
{. BARBARA HERMANKE, 10 year
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"Fire!' Cry Of Boy Starts
Panic in Church; Five Dead

old, daughter Of John Hermanke,
crushed to death in the crowd; body
found behind one Of the doors.
! ANNA KODAK, aged IL, trampled
to death.
- Several Seriously Injured.
In addition to these a large number
were severly bruised, and it is thought
some Of them may have been inter
nally injured. Of those most seriously
hurt these were reported: T.,
Bessie Lisak, 8 years old, internally
injured; condition serious.
Albert Chevak,, internally injured
and fearfully bruised. @. ~
Annie Sodak, 40 years old, seriously
injured and condition critical.
+ Ushers Are Injured.
Ushers tried to assure the crowd that
there was, no danger. They probably
would have succeeded had it not been
for the cracking ftimbers. The floor
began to sway badly below the trampline
feet and nothing could stay them. Those
nearest the point Of danger pressed to
ward those who were ahead and in this
crush the fatalities occurred.
The Hermanke girl was literally suf
located near small door at the rear Of
the church where scores sought exit
Bohemians constituted most Of the al.
dience.
Priest Tried to Avert Panic.
b - 5sHs ~.
I At the cry Of the boy, the priest il
charge, Rev. Father M. Tarnik, triet
to calm his flock, but his admonish
ments fell on deaf ears. Crazed b,
fright all continued their rush, shout
ing, gesticulating and crying hysteri
cally. -. =.
Police from the nearby stations wer
summoned but when they arrived tn
church had been cleared and the bodie
removed from the aisles by the ushers
| The identity Of the boy who caused
the panic was not ascertained. 1t i
said he was with other boys in the yes
! thule when the services were going OF
and that he thrust open the door, criet
Htire,' and ran. ~"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-15
BY w. w. Jermane.

W. AsHINGToN, April IA.
w Speaker Joseph G. Cannon
will. be70 years of age May
7. In the evening of that day din
ner in his honor will be given him by
his colleagues. of the house of repre-
sentatives. At the head Of the COM
nittee that is arranging the dinner is
Mr.. Tawney of Minnesota.
Primarily, this event will be purely
personal and supplementary in char
acter, and will not look beyond the floor
of the house and the associations which
Mr.. Cannon has established there thru
his long and honorable service. Obvf-
ously, however, it will go beyond this
somewhat narrow limit, and it is now
conceded that the speeches that will
be made at the banquet, and the atmos-
phere which will surround 1t, will
stamp the affair as the inauguration of
a boom for Mr.. Cannon for the repub-
lican presidential nomination in 1908.
The dinner, from this viewpoint, will
come at true psychological moment.
The presidential field, on the repub-
ican side, is an open one. There are no
favorites, no candidates who stand out
prominently from other candidates. It
is held that the speaker can enter such
field with perfect propriety, and also
with fine chance of success.
Age Only objection.
The only possible objection to Mr..
Cannon is his age, and yet nobody who
sees him day after day In Washington
believes that he will not hold his vigor
safely thru the presidential quadrien-
MUM. And should he fail to do so, a
strong man nominated for the vice
presidency would save the country and
the party from trouble.
I If the speaker were ten years younger
than. he is, it is believed in Washing.
ton that nobody would seriously CUES:
ton the propriety Of his nomination.
Washington believes he would carry of
the honors without serious opposition
If he were failing physically or show
ing any signs of failing, talk of his
availability would, of course, cease tc
be heard. But being sound as bell and
of the type that has always commanded
the confidence and esteem and love OF
the American public, the arguments in
favor of his nomination are being ad
vanced with a good deal Of compelling
force in the quiet capitol lobbies. 49,
These arguments are almost certain
to be marshalled in series of forcefu
speeches at the anniversary dinner be
fore an audience that will represent
the country as a whole, and the effect
of such presentation may be tire
ENTHUSIASTICALLY SO in view of posi-
tive candidates and the threat to- thu
country which the democracy, with it,
trend toward socialism, may carry int,
the campaign. 1t may easily harper
that the republican party will feel com
PEELED to turn to some such man a
Cannon in desire to avert disaster, no
only to itself but also to the country
Has Legislative Experience.
Both houses Of congress always pre-
fer to have in the White House ma
who has had legislative experience. /
T. Continued ON Cd Page, 9th Column.
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BOY "HANGMAN" KILLS
HIS LITTLE BROTHER
By Publisher Press.

By Publishers Press.
Dallas, Texas, April 14.--John and
Carl Gustafson, aged 8 and 10 years
respectively, witnessed a public exeeu-
tion at Georgetown one week ago yes
terday and for a week talked Of little
else. ..'' '
Yesterday was "hangman' day.
and they, concluded to play "Tom
Young hanging. John o. was ", suspended ssd
his brother couldn't release him, so he
gave the alarm and persons from the
house, ten minutes later, cut the rope.
The boy fell in paroxysms and re-
NAMED unconscious until this after
noon, when he died. ~. ~.
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'GORkY IS turned
OUT D||F A HOTEL
Status Of Madame Causes
Terrific Buzzing in
High Society.
Mark Twain, w. D. Howells
and Other Notables in
Delicate Position.
New York Herald Special Service.

New York Herald Special Service.
YORK, April 14.-Maxim
m Gorky and Mme. l., Andreieya,
an actress. who passes as his
wife, were elected from the Hotel
Belleclaire today. Milton Roblee, the
proprietor of the hotel, said:
. .'tWhen I heard the story that the
woman with Gorky was not his wife
and that he had left his wife and two
children in Russia, ] asked H. Gaylord
Wiltshire, who is acting as Gorky s host,
about it. Mr.. Wiltshire said it was true.
I told him that under these circum-
stances I did not care to have the two
any longer in my hotel. They left at
once.0
The Gorky party was offered ref
uge at the home Of Gorky's friend and
sponsor, Gaylord Wiltshire. Thereupon
a new complication arose. Gorky re-
fused to go to Mr.. Wilshire's home,
saying he would not further embarrass
his friend The Gorky party in the
afternoon found quarters in another
hotel. %
+, J. G.. Phelps Stokes is not disturbed
by the revelations involving Gorky and
his companion. I
ct did not know about this,' he
said, "altho saw something in one Of
the newspapers. Il am not familiar
with the Russian laws regarding the
marriage and divorce and I do not
know that Maxim Gorky and Mime.
Gorky' are not married and shall not
pay any attentions to the reports.
have too high an opinion of Gorky.
- May Be Deported.
eff the custom among the peasants
of Russia is that a man may leave his
wife without getting church divorce
and take another VITA and that is CON
sidered respectable Thong the Russiaa
peasantry, 4 shasaspssSasssst i
respectable, and It ysasfs SID efange
MY feelings toward Asaxim dorky one
| whit. ~ 81 $780, 5e II
s ;Gorky's companion is also liable t.
be deported. Robert Watchern, com
missioner Of immigration, said that i
anyone would present an official state
ment that the: Russian author and his
1 companion were not man and wife n
would, investigate the relations exist
ing between them and have Nine. An
dreieva brought before board of spe
cial inquiry. What the result Of actor
| would. be Mr.. Watchern refused t.
state, but it is understood that Nine
| Andreieva' would be deported as al
undesirable alien,'' as this has beer
fthe ruling in many cases of a simila
nature in the past. -..', w..
Gorky Wrought Up. ~ ..s
+ >Gorky himself is highly wrought vi
over the story that Nine. Andreieva il
not his wife and has issued a denial.
"The publication is a libel, - he said
tsMme. Pieshkoff (Gorky's real name i
Alexander ~Pieshkoff), is my: wife.
emo laws ever made by man can max
her more so. The insinuation that tn
relations existing between us is illici
is a. base calumny. I think that thi
dirt is, conspiracy of the friends o
the Russian government.
| M. Orloffoff of the Russian Red eros
society said: s..
"Why, everybody in Russia know
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Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-05-04
Hereford Breeders
Association.

Last thursday night prom
inent Panhandle breeders Of
Hereford cattle met in the off
ces of the Western Stock Yards
Company and perfected plans
for the permanent organization
of the Panhandle Hereford
Breeders Association.
Co. K. Z. Edmondson was
elected president, Judge O. H.
Nelson. lst vice-president, G.. 7.
DeGraftenreid, md vice-presi-
dent, John Hutson, 3rd vice.
president, William Frass, 4th
vice-president, j. w. johnson,
9Th vlce-president, and W. A.
Ward secretary and treasurer.
Represented at this meeting
were some OF the most promi-
nent breeders of Herefords north
OF the quarantine line and much
enthusiasm was manifested by
those present. 1t was agreed
that regular meetings would be
held ann ually.
A second meeting will be held
within a month and the final ar
engagements for organization
completed twas decided that
all breeders OF Hereford cattle
in the Panhandle of Texas or
territory adjacent north OF the
quarantine line should be eligi-
Die to membership in the associ-
alton and a committee was APP
pointed to correspond with
breeders ia this district with the
object Of having them become
members of the associatian.
Besides breeders in this district
the association will accept as
owners of herds in this
territory who live else where. =
Amarillo Herald OF last week.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-05-04

too sad thing to dwell upon,
we cannot let them go. Better,
tar better so amend the anti
trust laws Of the State and all
other laws for that matter, so
as TO exempt the Swifts and
Armours from any and all OBJ
servauce Of them.
Yes. by rat sausage, let US
give in-give all they ashland
hold on TO the Swift and Armour
flesh pots.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-05-04
Threat of Packers.

Referring TO the suits recently
tiled by the Attorney General OF
Texas against the big packers
tor alleged violation of the anti
trust laws of this State, the
Chicago Chronicle says:
Prosecution OF the suit
against the Armour and Swift
Interests in Texas for the pur.
pose of securing 81, 900, 600
penalty for violation OF the anti
trust laws may result in the
closing of all packing plants in
Texas and the withdrawal OF
the Chicago packing concerns
from that State.
This was the announcement
made last night by officials OF
the Swift and Armour compan-
les in discussing the effects of
suits brought yesterday oy the
Attorney General of Texas.
The officials declared last night
that the packing business in
Texas was just being put on a
proper basis and that it was
still 10 an experiment stage.
They declare the question OF
Withdrawing from business in
Texas has been considered sew
eral times when the Chicago
companies were being harassed
by multiplicity OF suits and
that the litigation fo- $l2, 900, 900
if pushed, will be followed by
the withdrawal of the plants in
contemplation.
THE Withdrawal Of Chicago
plants from Texas would mean
the loss of work to 5000 EN-
ployes and the removal of an
Investment of 81, 900, 900. +"
SO! The people of Texas in
this instance are sorely up
against il. Either the laws OF
the State must be suspended
when in conflict with the will of
Swift and Armour or these gen
tlemen Will leave US, meaning
the loss of work to 5000 en-
ployes aud the removal of an
investment of s., 900, 000."
Like the Standard Oil mag
mates. these kings OF embalmed
meat will do as they please re
gardless o. law, or they will
leave the State. "The King
can do no wrong" says the
Blackstone code and this old |
time rule must be resurrected |
and so amended as TO include |
these big packers or they will go |
hence.
The cheek and gall of these
packing kings is monumental; |
it is superb aud ought by all
means TO be rewarded. And then
picture Fort Worth with va.
cancy all about the big stock
Yards, and the run of preser we'd
meats out West cut off. All, It's
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-05-04

81 am sorry" said the doctor,
"but your little girl will not be
able to speak for several days"
"Then it will be SAFE" said the
anxious mother, "for me to in
vite the minister to tea, won
it?-Judge.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-05-04
(DALIAsQr!W0RTn)

For Quick Sa1e-In good resi-
dence portion Of town n feur-room
house, freshly painted and finished
inside and out, good well and wind
mill-best bargain in town. Right
now. $3.50 buys it. This Office.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-05-04

w j Bryan's paper, The Com
mOner, and The News one year,
81 80. Mr.. Bryan's letters on foreign
lands and customs will run almost
the entire year In 1.-The Commoner."
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1906-05-04

1t generally happens that the
person who is situated at the
butt end of a JOKE can't see the
point OF il.