The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-08-18
Mineo from the Dinc
JAMES CARTON ADAMS

JAMES oA6TON ADAMS
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The number OF marriages in San Fran
cisco siace the disaster would indicate
that an earthquake can beat Cupid
mile in shaking prapos.ls out of ,mic
young fellows
II is said tha, when Chancellor Vor
Bu~low does something pleasing EN-.
per r,r William slaps him on the b,cl E.
Wheu he does something displessin;
his majesty perhaps sl.ps him on ID.
wrist.
The Chicago police were ordered 20
TO See that there WAS no crowding a, the
churches las, Sunday. They were ahl,
to ee a, glance.
A Chicago musician played upon
Young lady's hesrtstrings until the.
were all out OF ,uae, and she sued him
fer :Ioo, 900 'or leaving her when the,
were in that condition.
A Colorado editor in ref ring to the
return from the East OF promine n
society WON n ~rote:--'d Her Joy as she
At, pped from tie train ard fell into The
arms of her husband VS. quite sppar-
en,." The careless printer made it a
"isg" and that's what started the fgh.
between the editor and the husband.
Ina Chicago court recently q man
who had stolen IS 600 and . boy who
had stolen FIVE cents were sentenced to
years imprisonment each. The boy is
yet young. however, and may do better
next time.
Secretary Bonaparte wants f9o.7347.Is
kid in the bs,htub reaching for the cake
of soap, He vt be h---y { he
g-sit."
The people Of the United States drank
four and half million quarts Of chsm-
payne last year. All who failed to ge,
their share please rise and:remain stand
ing until the distributor reaches then.
President Castro is anxious TO know
what sort a reception he would get in
Tho United States if he should come on
. visit. The hotel runneIs and CAT
III, he u,
show him maYke ID attention
A s,atis. Clan says that the lumber
supply Of the United States will be ex.
hsus.ed in o28 years, but who csxes2
Al that time We Of today will be boxed
in all the lumber We will care for.
The man who announces the discov-
cry tina, the letters in the word ''sepator 3"
when dl lfferently arranged spell Treason
may be classed as a muck raker.
London paper gives number Of
reasons why women should not kiss each
other, but one should be all sufficient
They should not do so because il is a
needless waste Of lip nectarine that could
be used otherwise to better and more
blissful advantage.
A girl baby with two tongues has been
bors in West Virginia. II goes without
saying that size will die an OLE maid.
In passing q hung out washing now
adays none but an expert can tel!
whether those long black things on the
line are hosiery or glovery.
Speaking of fast bunches, a man named
Runner and a girl named Rush were
married by q preacher named Swift in
q Nebraska town last week and took 4 z
Burlington flyer for fas, Denver on q
honeymoon trip.
The Topeka Capital sympathises with
the preachers because he can't come
down Town on a hot day in shirtsleeves
And that isn't all that should draw our
sympathy toward him, esteemed contem
porary. He is compelled 10 stand up in
the pulpit on a hot Sunday and work
while many o: his congregation enjoy q
restful nap.
Senator Baily declares that President
Roosevelt is "a mau of clay" But even
the senator will admit that he 10 not of
the plastic nature Of "the clay in the
hands Of the potter"
"W ,at is weeds9" Il sks Chicago paper
In hgurative sense they are emblems
hung nuf hY n Hnsnan si1nifrinu a r..