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Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
VIENNA'S VIEW POINT

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crown had they not had the wisdom and
courage to persuade their more Chauvinistlc
fellow-countTymen to desist from an en-
deavor which would wreck the compact
and with IL Hungary's chances OF prosper
ity. Hungary never would have secured we'll
nigh forty years Of prosperous tranquility,
II is claimed that Il is true that the Chau-
vinlsts were appeased and the crown was
hoodwinked by the deliberately ambiguous
wording of clause II Of law xii of 1867. The
present dispute is said to be consequence
of the expedient then adopted. In replying
to Count Andrassey, his opponents assert
that II the Hungarians have now thought
Mt to raise a claim which their wisest lead
ers then waived, It does not follow that
the king is bound TO yield a right which
then, as now ne regarded OF capital Inn
portance for the future Of the dynasty and
the unity OF his dominions. What likell
hood there is that he will yield may be
judged from several utterances published
by the conservative Catholic Vaterland. a
/ journal which enjoys special sources OF In
| formation. In reply to a suggestion that he
| might subject his constitutional military
| prerogative 10 the control Of a parliament
airy majority in one-half of his dominion.
the king is reported to have said ANY
thing rather than that Then. II II added,
that he remarked with emphasis: II have
kept. and want TO keep, my coronation
oath. But II they make Il impossible for
me to keep II. cannot be held responsible"
The Neues Wiener Tagblatt, which was
] responsible for the original suggestion made
by Sir Edwin Cornwall, proposing an inter-
national municipal congress- has just pub
lished replies from a number Of burgomast-
ers and heads OF municipal councils. Among
those answering may be mentioned DR. Lue-
ger, burgomaster OF Vienna; DR.. Kirschner.
chief burgomaster Of Berlin; Or. Paul
Brouse. president OF the Paris municipal
| council; III. Joseph d'Karkus, chief burgo-
master OF Budapest: DIR. srb. burgomaster
I Of Prague; DR. Won Borscht, burgomaster
OF Munich, and NJ. de Michalsii, president
1 OF the municipal representation OF Lem
berg DR. Paul Brousse makes a practical
suggestion In observing that the program
81 an eventual congress should be fixed a
year beforehand. and restricted to one or
two clearly defined question:
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
DOCTOR
CASCARET
Office -In your own
Vest Pocket
On call anyMinute. DaywNieht

When Heartburn, Sour Stomach.
Headache. Bad BPath, Coated
Tongue. Belehing Of Stomach Gas. or
any Of these forerunners Of Indigestion
] appear. Old DR.. Cascaret wants to
be right on the spot in your pocket.
He wants 10 check the coming trouble
instantly before 1t can grow into a
habit Of the Bowels to be costive.
Ladies, who extend 10 Or. Csscaret the
hospitality Of their Purses or their Dress
Pockets, will be rewarded with fine
complexion. and healthy Happiness.
These will about fifty times repay for
the trifling space occupied, and the ten
cents per week at cost.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
WHAT 1T MEANS TO YOU
Few People Realize the Importance Of
Good Digestion Until il is Lost


Many people suffer from dyspepsia and
do not know H. They feel mean, out OF
sorts. peevish. do not sleep well, do NOT
have "A good, keen appetite, do not have
the inclination and energy for physical or
mental work they once had, but at the
same time do not feel any particular pain
or distress In the stomach. Yet all this II
the result OF poor digestion, an insidious
form Of Dyspepsia which can only be
cured by a remedy specially intended to
cure II and make the digestive organs act
naturally and properly digest the food
eaten. Bltters, after-dinner pills and nerve
tonics will never help the trouble: they
don't reach H. The new medical discovery
does. n r. called Stuart's Dyspepsia Tab
let's and is a specific for dyspepsia and
indigestion. II cures because Il thoroughly
digests all wholesome food taken into the
stomach, whether the stomach Is in good
working order or not.
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, by digesting
tive food instead OF making the WORKOUT
stomach do all the work. gives Il a much
needed rest and a cure OF dyspepsia Is the
natural result.
H'hea ycu are nervous, ran down am;
kleepless don't make the common mistake
oft supposing your nervous system needs
treatment and MI your stomach with DOW
erfii nerve tonics, which make YOU feel
good for a little while. only to fan back
farther than ever.
Your nerves are all right, but they are
starved; they want food
Nourish them with wholesome, eyery-dav
food. and plenty OF II. well diEested. and
you can laugh at nerve tonics and medi.
cine
But the nerves will not be nourished from
a weak, abused stomach. but when the al.
gestion has been made perfect by the use
OF this remedy all nervous symptoms dis
appear.
Who ever heard OF a man or wonar
blessed with a vigorous digestion aud good
appetite being troubled with their nerves?
Good digestion means a strong nervou,
system. abundance OF energy and capacit,
20 enjoy the good things OF life.
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets viii oertainl,
set your stomach and digestive organ,
right; they can't help but do Il. becaus,
they nourish the body by diEestinK IN,
food eaten and rest the stomach.
You get nourishment and rest at one ant
the same time, and that Is all the worn
out dyspeptic needs to build him up an,
give new life TO every organ and an aide,
zest to every pleasure.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets are a God
send 10 the army OF men and women win
weak stomachs and nerves and tustl,
merits the claim Of being one OF the mos
~aFthy medical discoveries Of the time
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evening. a special train awaited him at
frun and conveyed him 10 San Seba stian In
time to meet the queen-mother who ar
rived there from Madrid.
This afternoon King Alfonso took Prin-
cesses Henry and Ena for an automobile
ride, visiting ST. Jean de Luz and Hendaye.
The young kings assiduous method OF
courtship has everywhere been greeted with
syrnpa thetic enthusiasm. on returning from
the automobile trip at $50 O'Clock King Al
fonso sent to a leading jeweler for a heart
shaped locket set with brilliants. which he
presented to Princess Ena.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28

DR.. Cascaret guarantees to cure the
most obstinate cases Of Constipation and
Indigestion, without discomfort or in
convenience.
His medicine does not grippe nor purge,
nor create drug habit.
Because 1t is not a "Bile-driver," nor
a Castric-Juice Waster, but a direct
Tonic to the Bowel Muscles.
II exercises naturally the muscles that
line the walls Of the lntestines and
Bowels.
Want Of Exercise weakens and relaxes
these Bowel-Muscles, just as it weakens
Arm and Leg muscles.
Old Dr.. Cascaret goes directly after
these Bowel-Muscles. He wake S
them up Just as cold bath would wake
up lazy person.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
NEW HuNDRED-MLE AUTO MARI
CLIFFORD carp Makes Century Run
vxtth FaaIish I'm 1iIbt4O As.

ORMOND, Fla, Jan. H.-With the tire OF
his rear wheel gone before the forueth
mile running on the bare rim at top speed
and cheered BY thousands, CLIFFORD carp, IN
a ninety horse-p power English car broke the
worlds record for 100 miles this afternoon
making the distance In l;l5:tO4s. The
former worlds record. made by Fletcher on
the same course, was l;BIA
CedTino driving an Italian car, also broke
the worlds record, time l:l6.S.
billiard IN a car OF the same make as
Clifford Earp's. was third in p rs Three
Cheyrolet did not nnish. Clifford carp led
al ten and twenty miles. then lost one OF
his tires and Cedrino took the lead Al
the nftieth mile CedrinO was IN the lead,
hut CLIFFORD Earp had crept up on his three
tires and was little more than six minutes
behind Al seventy miles Csdrno had
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28

Old Or. Cascaret carried constantly in
your Vest Pocket, or in my Lady"
Purse is the cheapest kind OF Health-ln-
surance, and Happiness Promotion, that
ever happened.
Little thin enamel Cascaret Box, half
as thick as your watch. round-cornered.
smooth-edged, and shaped 50 you don't
notice its presence.
Contains six Candy tablets-Prioe Ten
Cents Box at any Druggists.
Be sure you get the genuine, made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and
never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped
"CCC."
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
Apnoip,.a "a wom.n,, HAZARD

PIERRE. 8. D.. Jan. H.-(speclal Tele-
gran.)-Governor Eirod today appointed as
members OF the Woman's Board OF Investi-
CATION: Mrs. Alice M. Rowe, Bryant; Mrs.
Maude NJ. Williams, Centervllle. and Mrs
Mary f. O'Flaherty. Armour. These APP
poiutments are made TO nh vacancies
caused by expiration OF terms of appoint
ment.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28

The members of Omaha council. No. IFS
United Commercial Travellers. held a pleas
ant dancing and card party last evening
There were 1852 present and the evening
was passed In most pleasant manner
lows: Mrs sam scott nrst' ana mrs
Robert Bacon, second among the women,
and Frank 7. Osborne, frst. and j. r.
Barsh. second among the men. For those
who preferred TO dance there was an ex-
cellent program.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
Hymn MEAL.
KinEman-Cochran.

CINCINNATI, Jan. 2.-Miss Catherine
Mortimer Cochran, daughter OF the late
Colonel Cochran Of the Sixth infantry, and
Lieutenant Ralph w. Kingman of the Six
teenth infantry, were married at Christ
Episcopal church In this city tonight. Rev.
Frank Nelson officiating Lieutenant King
man came from his post in the Philippines
20 claim his bride and they will sail on
February Is from San Francisco for Manila
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
CourtshIp Of King AItop.o,

BIARRTTZ. Jan. T--As on the previous
day ~ his visit here King Alfonso went to
the villa at MeuriZoot at 1890 O'Clock this
morning While the king was engaged in
conversation with Princess Ena, his suite.
on his behalf, went 70 the railway station
to greet the prince OF the Asturias. who was
passing through Biarritz on his way to
Paris
King Alfonso left Biarrltz at s:27 this
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28

gained thirty-two seconds on Clifford carp
and eleven minutes on Hillard.
Then Cedrino lost a tire and the positions
were reversed. on the last lap Cedrino
ished minute behind.
In attempting the two-mle minute speed
trial Marriott blew out both cylinder heads
of his steamer and the event was postponed
until Monday.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28

KANSAS CITY. Jan. T.-Frank Gotch TO-
night defeated Charles Hackenschmidt al
the Graeco- Roman style OF wrestling. win
ming the last two falls in ~ seconds and p
minutes. respec lively. Hackenschmidt wOT
the first fall in II minutes.
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M First Aid" to the
J NM Bowels

. Then he works them Through the
nerves. till they get so strong from
that Exercise that they don't need
any more help TO do their duty.
Ul But Or. Cascaret wants TO beright on
H the spot, in your Pocket or Purse,
H where he can regulate these Bowel
Muscles all the time, in health, and
out Of health.
Because, even the strongest Bowel
~ Muscles may be overworked.
Heavy dinners. late suppers, whiskey.
wine. or beer drinking, nervous excite
ment. sudden exposure to cold or hea,
and dozen other every day ikelhoods tire
the Bowel Muscles.
In such cases a little Cascare; in Tins
is worth fifty dollars worth Of Treatment
later on. to say nothing Of the suffering.
discomfort. loss Of Business Energy, and
loss Of Social Sunshine II saves.
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DIR. Dn,hieI GIrrn Profe..er.hip.

ANNAPOLIS. Md. Jan. E.-Dr. Paul
Dashlell. who has been prominently con
nected with the game % foot ball as off,
cial and chairman Of the rules committee.
has been appointed to a professorshlp OF
mathematics at the naval academy, which
carries with IL the rank OF lieutenant.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
wabash Hays sixty Locomottv...

PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 1.-The Wabash
Railroad company has placed an order for
sixty locomotives With a local firm OF To-
connective builders The engines are 10 be
OF the prairie type and are Intended for
delivery during the current year
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28

~ FREE TO OUR rRIENDsi
We want to send to our friends beautiful
French-designed, GOLD-PLATED B0NB0N BOX.
hard-enameled In colors. II Is a beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps is asked as
measure Of good faith and to cover cost CaScarets
with which this dainty trinket Is loaded. M
Send to-day. mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-01-28
CHINESE STAND FIRM

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Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30

But go on scrubbing, from the cellar to gar
ret,
And then blame us if we cannot bear it.
I'VE dislike this cleaning, for discomfort it
brings,
And suds and dampness, and kindred things.
The women who do this thing are cruel,
The one who does it not is jewell"
Good, my boyl" said Joe '1'm proud of
you. Those are my sentiments exactly"
"0h, yes, you would like a dirty house
wouldn't your" said Kate. 81 am sure you
would be the first to complain
"Of course he would" said Bessie
"Nextl" called Tom.
And Kate read:
"What is your favorite pie? West"
"Of all the pies in east or west,
/ like the lemon pie the best.
Those made of custard, apple, cherry,
Or of pie-plant or huckleberry,
Are very good, but not the best
The lemon stands above the rest"
Don't tell us again that you can't do any
thing" said Lou.
There's great hopes for you, Kate" said
Will. well see you famous in twenty years"
Again Tom said Next" and Joe read, "Fos
what. was the first President remarkable? Z?
Cow"
George Washington would not lie;
No, he would rather die.
If he were living now,
I'd give him handsome cow
| wish | were really poet
But I'm not, and l know it!'
Every one laughed, and Joe said:
"It isn't so easy to talk of COW and
President in one verse. Some of you just try
it and see."
Next" said Tom, and Lou read, ''How do
you spend your time? Books"
81 rise in the morning early,
Just at the break of day;
Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30

/ get the breakfast quickly,
clear the dishes away;
! do the sweeping and dusting,
And more things than | can mention,
As the hours fly along
Claim all Of my attention
L must keep working and working,
Till neat the house all looks
So you can plainly see
L have little time for books"
That's good" said joe you'll make
writer one of these days, I'm sure"
Don't forget your humble friends when
that day comes" said Fred.
Again Tom called Next" and Will read,
"Do you like school this year? Nicholas Mic
kleby."
"T like school well enough.
Though sometimes it's pretty tough;
But to me it is a great vexation
To read stories only in vacation.
I've a book to read called Nicholas Nickle-
by
When school is out, oh, shall tckled be!'
Again the laugh went round, and Will add
ed:
That is my best, under the circumstances" I"
"You did we'll" said Joe, "and really ought
to have medal; and couldn't you give us n
copy of your lines to remember you by"
The next was Fred, and he. read, "What is
your favorite flower? Stove"
Listen and l will tell you
Which flower | love the best
Which flower, when the summer comes.
| choose from all the rest.
/ choose the modest violet,
AS through the wales l rove,
Forgetful of the wintry wind,
The coal-bin and the stovel"
Every one laughed merrily, and Kate said:
Poor fellow! he is only too glad to forget
the coal-bin and the stove for he has to fill
all the stoves in the winter"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30

yes" sighed Fred. "I am only "a beast Of
burden in the winter"
But am glad to know" said joe that
when summer comes you have a desire for
wales and modest violets.' l wouldn't have
dreamed it, looking at your brawny figure"
Next and last" said Tom.
Il don't want to read mine," said Bessie;
please excuse me-"
mo, no" said every one. "You have heard
ours, and it is only fair that we should hear
yours"
So Bessie produced somewhat crumpled
paper, and read (Which of the seasons do
you like best? Gold"
Spring, summer, autumn or winter
Which of the seasons is best to me?
To which do give the heartiest welcome?
Which makes me brightest and glad and
Sweet spring comes with gentle breezes;
Summer comes with lovely flowers;
Autumn follows, full of beauty;
Winter brings such happy hours.
(Which of these four happy sisters
Is the brightest and the best?
Which one would | keep forever,
Saying farewell to the rest?
'1 would not lose one of the number
Each is like friend of old
And each merry, gladstone season
Is WorCh W NE lOs WelShC III golu'
Tom clapped his hands, saying:
Bravo, Bessie! that is the best of all. And
to think that you wanted to deprive us of the
pleasure of hearing it! All who think that
Miss Bessie Aliens is the best, will please
manifest it by saying u
I'll I!' rang out heartily from the little
group.
But now the hands of the clock were point
ing the "home-time;" so the little company
broke up, all agreeing that we had had ''such
good time"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30

~ HEhE ought to be societies formed
Tor the encouragement of laughter.
- A real laugh is not common for it
IA2gESNt must be remembered that a snicker
is not laugh. Foreigners travelling
In this country have more than once
commented upon the singular gravity of
Americans as a race.
The Puritans were inclined to frown upon
laughter as frivolous, and therefore wicked.
Life was very grave affair to them, and an
almost constant struggle for existence, and
they had no time to make merry. The first
two centuries of our national life were busy
years. Privations were many and the Indians
almost constantly on the warpath. 1t is no
wonder our forefathers rarely enjoyed
hearty laugh. Then came the Revolution,
which was certainly no laughing matter
Perhaps all these wars, troubles and priva
tions may have fixed gravity IN our national
heart. Then it may be that the idea was
widely entertained that it was undignified to
laugh. We knew that the eyes of the world
were upon us, and it would never do to act
like children. Philosophers and cynics sneer
at laughter. Goldsmith (who was always
laughing) tells us of "the loud laugh that
spoke the vacant mind" and the scornful
Byron says, "And if l laugh at any mortal
thing, It's that may not weep"
Many people are afraid to laugh, because
they think it is common; so they repress
their merriment with smile.
They do wrong. Nature evidently intended
us to laugh, or children would not know how
Laughter is healthful, and provocative of good
morals as well as good health.
Hamlet says that zone may smile, and smile,
and be a villain" and so one might; but no
one could laugh and laugh and be a villain.
To smirk, grin, guffaw or smile is not to
laugh. A good whole-souled, hearty laugh
is panacea for many ills, and worth a doc
tors prescription.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30

|" HERE were seven of lis gathered in
tne slttngroom of Bessie Aliens
- pleasant home, with the whole even
C4SgkSNt ing before us, and all were eager
. for a good time.
What shall we do" had been
dSngu teg several times, and finally Tom said:
DeC US nave game of Crambol"
All gladly assented except Kate, who had
never heard of the game.
>, You will understand easily. Kate" said
1om. 1T is just this way. Each one write
question and word on slip of paper
something like this: Who is your favorite
autnor with the word chair Then the pa
pers are shuifled, and each one draws one and
must answer in rhyme, and also bring in the
given word"
I'm m sure | never could do that said Kate
Oh, 1t is easier than you think" said Bes-
sie Don't try to write anything great; only
make Jingle, you know"
And it is such fun to read them," said
Lou, and Fred chimed in with,
You will surely like the game Kate, when
you are quite familiar with it."
wen, now we will begin," said Tom.
:, ana Cne slips OF paper were distributed, and
the pencils moved rapidly as the question and
Woro were written on each paper; then the pa
pers were shuffied and drawn, and again the
pencils moved industriously for nearly half
an hour.
When everyone had finished, they declared
that Tom must read first. So Tom read the
question, why do men dislike houseclean-
ing! and the word Jewel" and then his an
swer:
There is sound of revelry by day,
The furniture is gone the carpet far away,
The floors are deluged with a sudsy mass
What means this chaos? What has come to
pass?
1T is the melancholy time of year,
When women will not reason hear
Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30
Facts About Pets
BUNNY'S SIESTA,


7ABBITS should not be disturbed
TX much between the hours of ten IN
the morning and four or five IN
EPEtll the afternoon as this is their nat
Yak3ey ural time for sleep. For this rea-
son many breeders think it better
to only give them two good meals day IN
stead of three, the latter necessltatlng thelr
being awakened at midday.
DON'T LET POLLY GET DULL.
Always allow your parrot out for exercise
every day; if it is only just to fly around the
room, and walk about on the table. Parrots
are apt to grow very mopish if this liberty is
not afforded them, and their pumage also
loses its brilliancy and becomes as dull as the
birds spirits. Parrots are possessed of very
active minds, and they want amusing, and
when you can do nothing else for your pet,
provide it with a piece of wood to gnaw.
This should be SOFT and half rotten, so that
it will not splinter, otherwise the bird may
injure itself.
When a bird suffers from sore eyes wash the
parts with the juice of red beet and also give
some of the latter internally. If this does
not prove successful, anoint the birds eyes
with fresh butter which sometimes gives ex-
cellent results.
HOW TO FEED THE DOG.
A dog is best fed twice day unless it has
a very poor appetite, when it would be well
to feed it with smaller quantities three times
a day.
The first meal should be given at breakfast
time, and should be light one consisting one
day of dog biscuit, and another of porridge,
or bread and milk or similar foods. 1t should
have its principal meal at five or six in the
evening, and this should consist sometimes
of dog biscuit and sometimes of meat with
the addition, on different days, of rice OF
barley, or some potato and bread, with green
vegetables three times week. Variety is
the thing to be aimed at.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30
Too Much Danger

CE yachting may be lots of fun, but
M there is too much danger in it for
kMl most people. A young girl was
H6ZMSnI left on an ice boat near Shel
CSsSSzJ ter Island, in Great Peconic Bay,
and in some way the yacht got
adrift and started for the Sound. She tried
to throw the sheet loose, but it was frozen,
and the sheet had fouled the tiller, so the
boat continued to run right along, at ter
rife rate Occupants of the other boats
made chase, and one boat finally got in the
lead before the end of the island was reached.
Right in front lay the end of the ice broken
short by the tide, and the breakers were roll
ing in. To go over the edge was certain
death At last the two boats came together
for one brief second, the girl was snatched by
strong arms to the pursuing yacht, the sheet
was eased off in fash, and spinning round
in its own length, set right before the wind,
Just as the runaway yacht dashed over the
edge. The girl was saved, but she will not
try it again
Los Angeles herald., 1906-12-30
In the Country

HERE is a small Iowa boy who will
not spend the coming summer in
the country, because he had an eX-
INESNaSNI perience last summer that will last
- him for years. He went to the
wheat field and the driver of the harvesting
machine permitted the boy to share his seat
1t was a warm day, and although the little
fellow was nightly interested for time, he
finally began to get sleepy And then a
terrible thing happened. He fell off and into
the conveyor. Before the driver could even
through the elevator canvas with half a bun
die Of wheat, the binding twine had twisted
swiftly around his neck and legs, and he was
rolled out on the wide carrier, securely bound
in a wheat bundle. He was almost choked,
and there was a slight bruise on his shoulder
but otherwise he was unhurt when the string
was cut and he was helped TO his feet But
the next day he went home to the city, and
now he shudders at the name of the farm,