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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08

200 uniform aud Chief OUngcc was
one of th" speakers Jt the services
other speakers were s. J. sudbury
Hamilton O. Park ana Bishop T. A.
Cllwsou Music Wa, furnished by a
mixed quartet consisting OF Miss Ed
mUuds Miss Rogers. Mr. Whitney and
Mr. Ensign The iutermgul took place
Boz the city cemetery
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08
BICYCLE RACES
WEDDING BELLS

Marriage licenses we're granted by
the county clerk TO the following cou-
pies
Rudolph O.. Kaiser, So, and Miss Edna
Olson. %. both OF Brigham City.
Charles :. Kiugsbury and Miss LII.
liam G Miller, both OF New York anil
Of lawful axe. They were married by
Rev. Samuel Blair al the Methodist
church parsonage.
The first mentioned couple are popn-
lar Boxelder county people They were
married by Rev Rankin Of the Pres
byterian church
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08

Strawberry valley camp Of the govern
ment irrigation project, ON application
Of Engineer S'weudsen. The line viii
be a part Of the system, and turned
over 10 the water users association.
when the construction service IL
through with II. The commissioners
also appropriated $50 for repairs ON he
road from Thistle TO the government
camp az the mouth Of Diamond Fork
the government, through Mr. Swend-
sen. having appropriated a Ike amount
for this purpose.
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OPERATION A SUCCESS.
Relieved That David Jenkins VIII
Fully Recover From Mental Trouble.

ogden. June s.-Dayid jenkins. who
was operated on q week ago at the
ogden General hospital, having his
skull trepanucd. has sufficiently re-
covered from the operation TO be able
10 return home last evening. The
physicians and an concerned are Of
the opinion that the operation is 60
ing 20 have the desired effect Of fully
restoring his sanity and health. The
operation was performed with the bee
lief that q depression iu his skull
caused from the kick Of a horse, was
causing him TO suffer insanity. and that
il that piece OF the skull was ire
banned. his mind would be perfectly
sound again. The report from the
hospital is that up 20 the present time
he has been perfectly sane and has
appeared 10 feel himself again, which
has brought great joy 10 his parents
and many friends He wrote beautl'
ful letter yesterday, and IN other ways
has evidenced that he is again IN mis-
right senses. He Is a bright young man,
standing over six feet tall possessing
a powerful physique,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08
PROVO DEPARTMENT


pay r
FOR Weky
church works
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08
S D. HVANs.

Undertaken and Embaimer has re-
moved % new location. - South State.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08

For that tired feeling there's MOTH
ing better than n trip to Callers.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08
wARTHEN-DEAL WEDDING.
GAPDEN CITY NOTEs.

A marriage license has been issued %
John G.. Deal and Mabel Worthen,
both Of Sprugville.
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Today $ Ogden News

sloners who have been sitting as
board OF equalization. have adjusted
number OF mistakes made in the as
sessmeut OF properties IN Ogden city
and Weber county They have decided
10 meet each Monday afternoon. a
J.. M. and every Saturday morniug at
10 O'Clock and again at p. M, up to
June %. Tor the purpose OF meeting
those who have complaints 60 make
concerning the assessment NJ their
properties.
Many interesting and amusing Incl
dents come before the board when ado
justing tax matters. AZ the meeting
yesterday afternoon the following
unique letter was read
California April -. 1906
MI Alma Chambers. ogden Utah.
Dear Sif--l write you few lines.
But II you please too cut on some OF
tax on my hand ou f. street. ogden.
Utah. BerIsisc ~ ate nothing ON no ai
But III you can cat OF - ou II street
Best high respect regards at you with
an ! am your very respect
"PASQUALE PRISCILLA,
"P $ News OF the city Of San Fran
cisco. california. she too been got very
badly hurth.'
The board denied the application OF
the WIiter
COMPLAINT IN EXCITEMENT.
A complain IN ejecment has be'l
filed by &. DuCheueouX against ila
Utah & Oregon Lumber company The
complaint alleges that plaintiff Is o'n-
er OF a piece Of land situated in log :.
block 3. plat 4; that ON June /, 1902
the defandant seized upon the property
and has held II from plaintiffs posses
sion ever since to his damage in the
sum OF 800. for which amount he asks
damages together with $3.50 rent on
same also for restitution OF said lana
BICYCLE RACES.
ogden is TO witness some Of the hest
bicycle races in her history AZ tLt
GlenWoOd park saucer track tonight
and Saturday night. Manager kircner
has arranged for some OF the fastest
riders iu the state 20 participate in the
races. and as special inducement To
the riders has offered good purses. he
expects over 30 riders TO take part both
evenings. This will be the opening "
the ogden saucer track for this sea-
SON. ana viii no doubt be witnessed by
thousands Of people. The events have
been esreci8lly arranged for the pleas
ure Of the United Commercial travel
ers. who have invaded the city, ana
tomorrow complete three days s-s-
sion After the races tonight me lok''-
Mclaughlin wrestling match takes
place.
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Manager. G. A. Larkln
Ne Gath ST Telephone lB.k

Advertisement for tho Daily.
Saturday 0nd semi.WeeSly New
accepted on the same terms a. 81
The Salt Lake office
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clreulator. John J. neoreao.
ai5 Wash Ave. Ind Tel 81
Office With Lambert Paper ca
Payments FOR the Daily. SATURDAY
and Semi Weekly News should bs
made 10 the Clrcul1ior DellverI
made BY carrier on the same term.
as IT, Salt Lake
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08
BOARD OF EQUALIZATION

Commissioners Adjusting Weber Coun-
~ Tax Matters.
ogden. June S.--The county commits
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-08

nlture. II Is fully covered by insurance
with W. II. Ray g. Co. Of this city.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
# such coins for that specific pur.

When And rev Carnegie is at home
a frequent caller at the great Ninety
first street mansion is the former
head of the United States Steel cor.
poration. AS often as otherwise the
subject under friendly discussion at
such times is the well-directed giving
of money-a matter in which their
views do not always. coincide. Per
haps, as occasionally happens, the
argument has waxed warm over their
respective theories, and host and
guest will, for the sake of harmony,
adjourn to the music room, the former
leading the way to the immense pipe
organ before which the latter, mas.
ter of the instrume ent, will seat him.
self. What shall be the tune? He to
whom the question is addressed, hav-
ing dropped into a chair in front Of
the fireplace, smiles without answer
ing, and such mundane thing as
money is presently forgotten in the
thrilling Scotch melodies that thunder
through the great house. Or are mon
ey and its wise distribution forgotten
by the bowed figure sitting so quietly
before the fire. Only he himself-the
greatest giver of them all-may an
swer as he gazes abstractedly into
the glowing Goals, dreaming, dream
ing, dreaming.-New York Times.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Peqqy BIeiqh.

1 haven't penny to bless with myself
Lord what a pauper am 1!
I haven't a penny to bless with myself,
never had cared for the bothersome
But, Oh. how long for mountain OF
wealth
Since you have met, Peggy Bleigh-
Most humble and lowly till now my es-
Lord, who obscurer than I!
Most humble and lowly till now my es-
tate,
I never had wished a more glorious fate;
But, oh, how I long to be famous and
Since you have met, Peggy Bleigh.
I always have done as CHANGED to
Lord, what sinner am I!
I always have done as CHANGED to see
My conscience has troubled me sorra tho
: bit;
But, oh, how I long all my evil to quit
Since you have met, Peggy Bleigh.
contented was I with my drear. empty
Lord, what a cynic was I!
Contented: was with my drear, empty
And marriage ; swore was beginning of
But: oh, how. I; long all my evil to quit
Since you l have met, PeBgy ,Ble1gh.
I never: shall ask you the question
Lord, what dufrer. were I!
/ never shall ask you the question I
Too wealthy are you, too noble and good;
What ails me, no doubt, you have long
understood, -; -.
Since YOU I have met, Peggy Bleigh:
::..z '!i:-Egomet in New York Sun.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
A. Violinist's Old: Age.

: Men: still middle aged can :remem-
ber the fame as violinist Of Segis-
mond Sicard the youthful prodigy en-
:couraged, by Wagner and Gounod, and
:patronized. by nearly ever crowned
head in Europe. In July, 1879, S1card,
whose adult powers had confirmed the
promise Of his boyhood, was staying
In: Brussels after successful tour
in America, and during a walk with
his friend, Wienlawski, was struck by
lightning while sheltering under a
tree against 9 thunderstorm. Wien
lawski sustained q shock, from which
he died in: the following year, and 81
card, paralyzed I'm the left SIDE only:
recovered after ten years, to fall into.
hopeless relapse under the shock Of
his daughters death in 1892. Beg
CARED, forgotten, and reduced to
mental med diocrity, though able to:
walk. poor Sfcard lis to-day eking out.
the last Sdregs OF q miserable existence
as street hawker IN I Liege.-London
Globe. 5z2s .Ist.s.l .==:
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
FOUND 1T DIDN'T PAY
FARMER HAD REVENGE, BUT IT
: WAS TOO COSTLY.
Sig ht Of Wrecked Automobile and 0e-
cupants Flying Through the Air
Hardly Worth the Money-circus
for Him in the Future.

"Out In the country is where the au>
tomobilist lets her go,'' said the old
farmer, as the talk changed to that
subject <*You folks in town can take
the law on 'em if they are humping
along beyond certain gait, but out
there they think they own the earth.
They don't care what they scare or
who they run down. You see one COM
ing mile away, and before you can
draw long breath the machine is
past you.
Il stood it for a couple of years, and
then decided to get even. They had
scared my horses, run over my hogs
and killed my chickens, and not one
of them had ever stopped to say he
was sorry, let alone offering to pay
damages. One day a feller hit one of
my COWS as she stood in the road and
knocked her down and broke her leg.
I yelled at him, but he never even
turned his head. I felt sure he'd come
back that way in the evening, as it
was the best road, and so I got out a
rope and stretched it across the road
as soon as it grew dark. l stood by.
ready to lower away for a team, and
along about o'clock heard that old
auto coming back
s'The machine was on the hump, and
there were four men in it this time.
couldn't say it wouldn't kill 'em all
but / tightened up on the rope and
climbed over the fence. She came
along up and struck. The next min
ute the machine was in the air and the
men falling out every which way. AL
of 'em had broken legs or arms, and
the machine was damaged $500 worth
I got the rope down before anyone
saw it, and to this day none of the fel
lers know just what happened.''
"And so you got even?" was asked
"Wall, it looked that way for a few
days, but I guess on the whole il
didn't pay me. The four men were
carried to the house to be, .doctored.
and the last one didn't get SaWaeyy~fol.
Esix weeks. II had to feed the doctors
and their horses anu d lot Of folks who
came out to inquire. hauled the ma.
| chine eight miles with my horses, and
the four fellers got away without pay:
ing me cent. figure that the whole
thing cost me about 5000, and thai
I'm just so much out of pocket. It's
quite sight to see an auto take a
skate skywards, and four men spread
out in the air like so many frogs, but
when the cost is 5000 can't help but
feel that I'd better lose a days time
and pay so cents to see a regular cir
Gus. .''-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Wind and. Appetite.

This, I feel confident, is something
positively new under the sun: When
the wind blows from the east, say.
two or three weeks at a stretch, peo-
pie are liable to lose their appetites.
A long blow from any other direction
has similar effect but in a lesser de.
gree. The keenest desire for food
is caused by the. nipping breezes from
the northwest and west. The south.
ern zephyr brings lassitude !, while
Boreas IS a trifle too severe to tickle
the palate, or stimulate . craving for
delicacies. Where the wind changes
every day -as;in Bayonne--people eat
a great deal and seem to enjoy their
food: = New York Press. =: t: ,*z1.=,$ rs=
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Won by WAITING,

Won by Waiting.
The luncheon service had been par
ticularly slow, but none the less did
uncle Harry leave a quarter by his
plate for the waiter. Wherefore small
Reginald asked:
why did you give the man money,
uncle?'
For waiting," came the answer.
"You ought to have divided between
us; we did the waiting said small
Reginald.-Lippincott's Magazine.
Turn About.
Percy" said the Rev. Mr.. Goodman,
Il hear you are going to marry one of
the charming young members Of my
flock. congratulate YOU"
''Thank you," said the young man.
by the way-er-Mr. Goodman, con-
graduate you, too."
'fMe?"
Eyes, sir. We're going to get you to
marry us, you know"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
The Reason Why.

The wedding ceremony Vas at an
end. Mamma shifted convulsively and
the bride dabbed at her pretty eyes
with a flmy handkerchief. One Of
the bridesmaids was also affected to
tears.
''Why do you weep?' asked a
groomsman. cts not your wedding"
The girl looked at him scornfully.
"That's the answer!" she snapped.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Tony's VauItinu Ambition.

Tony, the bootblack, agef II, was
cleaning the brokers' shoes, says the
New York Sun: The broker had been
on the right side of the market that
day and was disposed to be friendly.
"Tony," he asked, what would you
like to be when you grow up?''
''Pd lika to be treasurer of the
whola damn worl'," was the stagger-
ing reply.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Not Sayina .Thinqs by Halves.

Not Saying Things by Halves. :
Author-Is it true that you say my
latest is the worst book ever wrote?
Critical Acquaintance - Nonsense,
my dear fellow! What 1said was that
it was the worst book anybody ever
wrote, not you in particular.-Stray
Stories.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
1mpressing it Upon Him.

''P' ~So'S9 - oPVI 61IH.
Amusement was caused at Darwen
by constable Bradshaw's description
Of how he executed a warrant.
The man he wanted flung a boot at
his head. "So," said Bradshaw, sT
laid him face downward on the floor
and sat on him while read the war;
rant. I weigh 230 pounds" London
News.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Couldn't DENY Il.

The venerable college president had
been invited to address the Bachelor
GIFTS club, numbering a hundred or
more
i see now,' he said, looking around
at the fair young faces and sparkling
eyes before him, 5"that Mr.. Rockefel-
Ter is right when he says the country
Is still full of opportunities for our
young men,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Unsympathetic.

please, listen, madam" begged the
hobo, ito the sad story of an unfor-
tunate man. Seven years ago I was
wrecked on a desert island in the Pa.
cific. My mates were all drowned,
but l was washed ashore
'And you haven't been washed since
Il see," said the lady, flippantly
With hopeless sigh he turned
away.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Made, the Stove Preach,

''De preacher wuzn't feelin' good
las ,meetin' day, an he made de stove
preach de sermon ''~ 55:.>~c 81 s~r:~>>~2. :.
Made De stove preach?''; .-sjE $40. .,:.>
*Yes-nlade It redhotz from top .:tto
bottom an den tor de sinners ter
take a good look at it an go ter
thinkin'! '!"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
MAKING Amends.

"Oh, George!" exclaimed the fair
maiden, as he grasped her hand, "you
are too strenuous. Did you notice how
you made my poor finger crack?"
"Yes, Dora," said George, full of con-
triton, II noticed it. And it didn't
seem to have the right ring about it,
either, did it?"
Later, however, he found way to
make good that deficiency.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
wheW!.

WNS".
$50 she's engaged, eh? That mere
ly goes to prove the truth of what
have always contended, that no mat
ter how big freak girl is there is a
mate for her somewhere in the wide
world. Who is she going to marry?"
"Me"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
a4e .tS%; fa? EgtsI%i'T1 e5t g.
.Phipps' Fight on white Plague" !" !

e Henry Phipps is now. going into the
details Of his fight against consump.
ton. He has "a mass Of exact statis.
tics at hand and he is going to con.
duct the fight along strictly scientific
lines. He knows all about the deadly
scontagion Of the. sire from the NOR.
5Stuary records Of the white wings 3
and his investigations Into tenement
house condit itions 4 have given him
much new alight. sj:s ) sz5:z5a
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
No More Forthcominu.

"Of course, George" said the ex-
travagant, wife, I'm obliged to you for:
the money you gave me, but really it
won't buy me the fur coat want"
"Well," replied the great brute,
you'll have to make it go as fur as
you can"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
"Them" Not "lt,"

THEM" Not ut"
Dumley-"Say, old man, l bought l.
birthday present for my fancee to-day
and wish you'd take it home and let
your wife see il"
Benedick-sWhat for?"
Dumley-"Well, when looked at
the thing in the store thought it was
a necklace, but they sent a pair of
them home and. I'm sure they're not
bracelets"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Happy Land!

Bishop Goodman-Only think, chill
dren! In Africa there are 10000, 900
square miles of territory without a
single Sunday school where little boys
and girls can spend their Sundays.
Now, what should we all try and save
our money and do?
Glass Tin ecstatic union)-Go to
Africa!-Stray Stories
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Omissions of History.

0H1SSIOHS U1 T1ISlUTy.
The great fish had cast Jonah forth
upon the dry land
Il am much obliged to you," said
Jonah. "Still, feel that I have been
imposed upon. paid those fellows in
the ship for first-class passage, and
you have brought me here in the steer
age"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Kind of Helm He Needed.

WANT t. put adv-tizhment in your
paper" said the bibulous man., <'Musht
have shomebody take care: me-"
eyes," replied the clerk. ''You
want to advertise for q valet?"
mo. Better shay: wanted
Shnake charmer.'"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Her Scheme.

Papa says he is afraid the money
you inherited from your father is
tainted'' *"sa::*''
Does he. And what am going to
do about it?" -, -. :.<
"Well, I suggested to papa that if
he'd let me marry you I'd soon put 1t
where the faint couldn't affect it,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Very Likely.

McJigger-Of course Noah must
have taken bees with him.
Thingbumbob-Oh, of course.
McJigger-Just think how they must
have stung the animals as they flew
about
Thingumbob-Oh, guess Noah had
sense enough to keep them in the arc
hives.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
NJ , J1coD II: schlrr d

ber Of several boards for charitable
work, and concerns herself with many
individual eases, Breakfast and busi-
ness=~ch haritable. business are daily
combined in the Sage household by
the. reading Of such mail as reaches
there on the early morning delivery.
One morning. recently, according to
a family acquaintance, a,letter arriv-
ed from a charity organization sorely
in need of $4,000. Mrs. Sage read the
letter aloud, and having previously in
quired into the object for which the
money was intended, explained it to
her husband in detail, ending with a
suggestion that they give. the money.
Mr.. Sage said nothing But, break
fast over, he sought. the library and
wrote out check for; the amount ask
ed. Handing it to his wife he eau
toned her to get the check cashed
herself; and to give the actual mon
ey instead of any paper with his name
written thereon.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28

All the Traffic Would Bear,
First cabman-What did you charge
that stranger for driving him around
the corner to the hotel?
Second cabman-Four dollars, and
ninety-seven cents.
T.. why didn't you make it an even
$5?"
Because $4.97 was all he had
Lippincott's.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28

Real or, Fancied.
"What can I do for you, sir?" ask.
ed the drug clerk.
'sWell," replied the man, my room
was full of rats last night, and /
want-'
''Yes, sir interrupted the bright
clerk, '*bromo for yourself or strych~
nine for them. ."-Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28

Dangerous Stuff.
did you get taste of that Rus
sian vodka that Jim Murchison
brought home from Manchuria
'No. Pretty powerful, isn't it?' .
81 should say it was! You know
John Mildly?"
t'Yes.'
well, he drank only half a wine
glass of it and then went home and
ordered his mother-in-law to leave the
house."
A Poultry Mill.
Mary's father was trying the exper-
iment Of raising chickens with an in
cubator in his barn. The neighbors
were much interested in this expert
ment and, meeting Mary, one of them
asked:
MARY, have you any little chickens
at your house yet?'
"No, but we're maxim some,': replied
the little maiden.-Lippincott'
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28
Willing to Help Out.

wn1Tn9 r5e1p OUT
Mamma" said little Elsie, who had
heard her papa discussing household
economics, 1--WE have to be very saw
ing, don't we?'
Eyes, dear; but come now, take
your cod liver oil and"
''But was just thinking suppose we
'conomize on cod liver oil!''
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-04-28

Fuller first ter tramp? 'ef:
home often dat I to it.