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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Quite Correct.

I'm going to celebrate my wouldn't
wedding Tomorrow" remarked the
commercial traveller
You mean your wooden wedding.
don't you?" said the merchant.
mo. | mean Just what | said" was
the reply. 1T will be exactly five
years tomorrow since l asked a girl III
Brighton to marry me, and she said
she wouldn' t."-Cassell's Journal.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
An Impression.

"wbat do you think OF that ap
Monument asked the statesman.
1T doesn't seem like an appointment "1.,
- me answered the disapproving GU
sen at is a disappointment
washington Star,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Unsuitable Pride.

"You seem exceedingly proud Oh 'na'
brief speech of yours, a.....
81 am" answered the young STATES
man "The fact that l got a chance
.tn deliver It shows l have influence
with the speaker"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
A, rrscientific Explanation.

"Why does a human being laughT
inquired the naturalist.
Usually" answered the man with
tho weary air, TO avoid offending
friend. "-WaShington Sts|
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Mother Goose in Jest.

The cow was jumping over the
moon.
ooh, prunesl" exclaimed the little
dog. when he had finished laughing.
81 bet some one tootei an automobile
behind her"
And the cat was so tickled he stop
ped playing the fiddle.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
lust the Onposite.

Celia-ClarIce didn't hesitate to give
his age as her reason for refusing that
old millionaire.
Delia-Told him to his face he was
too old, Ell?
Not at all He promised to love and
cherish her till death, and she told
him he was too young.
Journal.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Care of Farm separator.

Where the farm separator is used be
particular about running it at even
speed. Then as soon as the work is com
pleted, wash it out thoroughly so that
fermentation will not set in and it will
be in good condition to receive the next
milking Running warm water through
the separator will assist in keeping il
In good condition.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
The Insecure Season.

The time draws near when no one knows
Just when to shake his winter clothes;
For IL you wear em you feel bad
And If you don't you wish you mad
Judge.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Decision Approved.

81 see tnal trials by phones have
been pronounced illegal"
Glad of it. I've been severely tried
nv mine. "-Philade lphia Ledger.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
The Ineyitab BILE.

| have the very worst of luck,
There's not a doubt of this, in fine
A sprinklng cart is sure to pass
When e'er ! have a brand new shine.
Milwaukee Sentinel
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
MOnnU Mod

'''ah-Do you read notes.?
ices, sometimes. Did you
aa' new flyer with a donkey's
Ii%l'Iah-You forget that am a
u-Ah' yes, to be sure. Well,
H, que OF mine you can read for a
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Literary Taste.

Mary read little Lamb,
And yawned: The dullest Teller
Ever! Then took her card and drew
The latest ix-best-seller.
Puck.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Fuel.

A lot or indignation
Might be held within control,
If burning indignation
Could take the place of coal.
washington Star.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

for the legs and
cross pie C e S,
writes a CORE.
spondent of Farm
and Home. Put
cross pieces II
inches from top
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
CATTLE RACK AND TROUGH
An Arrangement by Which the Cattle
Are Prevented from Throw
ing Out Feed.

The feed racks for my cattle are
of 4x4-inch sawed stuff coax is best)
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

man of the name of Smith, who
4 Ia lOcksmith, was arrested on the
he Of robbing a smithy. The judge
bniShed policeman to Locksmith
De reporter wrote: THE luncheon
decorations were pink" but the
IpOSitor knew better and set it:
\ luncheon and decorations were
i"
fspite the meat trust, more meat
kten in Chicago to-day than ever
Pre- The reason is, there are
h people living in Chicago than
herly.
OVe-sick young man wrote his
fleart for % lock of hair" and she
him lock from the hair mattress
He sitting-room sofa. They do not
u now!
ecOrding to the reporter, Mrs
Epkey sang very impressively, which
F. to the solemnity of the occa-
Yes, I've heard that kind of
Png myself.
Ups presents this dispatch, said to
rom Missouri exchange: Jacob
Was run over by a freight train
10th his legs were cut off. He will
PaOly be a cripple all his life"
naturally does not make a man
aOspltable to his neighbor on a
II car when the aforesaid neighbor
aAes the smell of the cigar number
smoking for a hot box on the
ue Willie is anxious to know
noles come in his knickerbock-
'uefe the pieces of cloth are that
mere before the holes came.
70 On where! are the holes in last
doughnuts?
we willie accidentally substituted
''ue bottle for the hair-oil decant-
Jew days ago and is now busily
seu In standing on his head and
as Cart-wheels trying to wear his
Oh his hairi
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
RACK FOR FAN-MILL SCREENS
Convenient Place for Storing the
Attachments When Not
in Use.

A convenient rack for storing
screens of fan mills and such ma
chinery is shown
sxs in cut. 1t is made
of strips one. inch
square, which are
solidly attached to the frames, which
are of one-inch stuff. Mark the screens
on the end and place upright in some
convenient location, where the wire
will not get wet and rust.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

Bees have been known to fy as tas
as seven miles In search OF flowers.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Easy to Inspect.

II were building autos
l think that I'd, instead,
build them with their seats underneath.
Their works up overhead.
Houston Post.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Rainy Daisies.

Little sprlngtime showers
Little drops of ram
See the children's noses
Flattened 'gainst the pane
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

She-I thIuh WUIHuH 1I"' -
endurance as man
He-Well, I'm certainly SURPRISED
sometimes to see how much some wom'
en- can bare.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

,SWs witness stand the mother of
In uIeh swore she had been mar
h 1 lars and had never been kissed.
Non uS. De lot of difference in
y, -, rahey Cleopatra having this
n WIZ ~ .e,Sperience-but, on the other
4 T getting the matter with the
h. ent they any fight left in
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

ie reporter wrote: THE luncheon
decorations were pink" but the
pOSitor knew better and set it:
luncheon and decorations were
H.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17
Eddies.

man of the name of Smith, who
a lOcksmith, was arrested on the
be Of robbing a smithy. The judge
Finished a policeman to Locksmith
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

spite the meat trust, more meat
sten in Chicago to-day than ever
re. The reason is, there are
: people living in Chicago than
lerly.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

lOVe-sick young man wrote his
'theart for "a lock of hair" and she
him a lock from the hair mattress
le sitting-room sofa. They do moi
nowl
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

Ups presents this dispatch, said to
rom a Missouri exchange: Jacob
> Was run over by a freight train
OOth his legs were cut off. He will
aOly be a cripple all his life"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-05-17

fcording to the reporter, Mrs
EpEey sang very impressively, which
+ to the solemnity of the occa-
Yes, I've heard that kind of
Ping myself.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
MURDER AND ROBBERY
ON PRISONERS HEADS

Jackson, Mich, March 20.-As the re-
suit of the robbery of the Brooklyn,
Mich, postofice by safebreakers who
got away with 5000 in stamps and cash,
and the subsequent shooting and kill
ing Of Police Sergeant Fred H. Booth
by a man arrested here on suspicion
Of being implicated in the robbery,
three men are under arrest.
Sergeant Booth, with Sheriff Parrish
and two other officers, captured three
suspicious looking strangers here soon
after news was received of the Brook
lyn robbery. One of them, after walk
ing some distance with the officers,
suddenly drew a revolver and shot Ser
geant Booth thru the head, killing him
almost instantly. Two Of the prison
ers, including the >one who had shot
Booth, escaped, but the third, who said
he was John Walch, an ex-convict from
San Francisco, failed to get away. At
ter an all-day search by armed posses
in automobiles and on horses, two men
who gave the names Of John Hamilton
Of Cleveland and John Blake Of Sag
inaw. were surrounded and captured il
a barn four miles west of here. Al,
angry mob Of citizens was at the Jail
when the prisoners were brought in,
but no disorder occurred.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
TAMMANY ON RECORD
ON CITY OWNERSHIP

/; New York, March 2O.-What is re-
garded as declaration of Tammany
Hall s principles for the state campaign
next fall was made last night at a spe-
cial meeting Of the organization which
was addressed by Representative W.
Bourke Cock1an, grand sachem of the
TaInmany society. Mr. Cochran intro
duced aylengthy a series of resolutions,
which were unanimously adopted. The
course thruout is one Of opposition to
so-called "later day socialism. -
On the subject Of; municipal owner
ship it is declared that while expert
ence shows that public utilities are
more effectively administered by pri-
vate agencies under the watchful super
vision Of government than by public of
acers, 1--WE do not believe that the serv-
ice actually rendered by private cor
porations operating public franchises in
this city approaches the efficiency OF
which they are capable and to which
the people are entitled.
/ To remedy the evil it is proposed that
commission be appointed TO investi.
gate the telephones, gas and electric.
lty.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
MAIL SACK CAUSES
BAD IOWA WRECK c
One Killed and Twenty Injured,
Five Fatally, Near
Lockridge. "

Special to The Journal
Burlington, Iowa, March 20.-Part of
the fast eastbound passenger train on
the Burlington road was wrecked at
Lockridge late yesterday by a mis-
placed switch. The diner, sleeping car
and an observation car broke away
from the rest of the train and dashed
into the rear end Of work train, de
molishing a car occupied by several
workmen.
Swan Bloom of Burlington, cook of
the work train, was killed and dozen
persons were severely injured.
A mail sack, when thrown out, struck
a switch post, breaking it and releas-
ing the switch, thus sidetracking the
last three cars Of the passenger train
and sending them crashing against the
caboose of the work train
The probably fatally injured are:
John Peterson, West Burlington, la
borer.
Ernest Patti Seattle, Wash, concus-
sion Of the brain.
Charles Ellerhoff, West Burlington, la
borer
Rudolph Frick, Burlington, Iowa, en-
gineer work train, injured about head
and internally.
| Lawrence Allen, student Monmouth col
{lege, skull Fractured; may die.
Severely injured:
! Mrs. Frank Patti, Seattle, WASH, cut
about body.
i Francis Patti. years. cut about ia ce
and body.
| n. p. Johnson. travelling man, Kansas
! City, body cut and head bruised.
John Anderson, West Burlington, la
| borer.
J. G. NEWARK Creston, Iowa
Mrs. J. G.. NEWARK. Creston, Iowa,
face cut and body bruised
R. H. Graves, Aurora, ILL.,, face cut.
J R. F. Dutton. Abba, bruised
| John Sheridan, delegate teamster's
union, Chicago, head cut.
Mrs. Hill and two children, Fairfield,
Iowa, cut on face and body
Mrs. Van Cheney, New York city, knee
I injured.
| Louis F. Newman, Pittsburg, Pa, cut
and bruised.
Howard F. Mayors, New York city, cut
and bruised.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
MORO SLAUGHTER IS
JUSTIFIED BY SCOTT

Washington, March 2O.-The Post to-
day prints an interview with Major
Hugh L. Scott regarding the recent
Mount Dajo fight on Jolo island. Ma
jor Scott is the officer who General
Wood suggested be called upon if more
information was wanted by the war de-
partment. He said:
"The Mount Dajo fight is nothing
more than the proper chastisement of y
band of outlaws, whose resistance never
at any time rose to the dignity of a
national or racial issue.
81 know the people of the southern
islands are more than glad that these
midnight marauders are at last put out
of business.
"The members Of this band were out
laws in the eyes of their own people,
The dattos and chiefs wanted them
brought to terms as badly as did the
Americans.
"Those who think the disturbance
was caused by religious troubles are
mistaken
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
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The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
COURT DEALS BLOW
TO The GOULD LINE

San Francisco, March 2O.-United
States Circuit Judge Morrow has
handed down decision in the case Of
the Southern Pacific company against
the Western Pacific Railway company,
generally known as the Gould line,
WHICH is seeking to, obtain terminal
side Of San Francisco bay. Every con-
tention of the Southern Pacific as to
rights Of way and precedence along the
bay shore was sustained by Judge Nor
row. The Judge also granted an inter
locutory decree Of injunction restrain
ing the Western Pacific from interfer-
ing in any way with the work of the
Southern Pacific in the extension Of
wharves from it's bulkhead to navigable
ern Pacific company nn any was was dismissed.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
DEATH FOR THREE
IN SN0WPL0W RUN

Dayton, Ohio, March 2O.-While op-
Grating a snowplow on the Dayton &
Troy traction road at Chambersburg,
six miles north of here, today, Will
liam Humphreys, Bert Hoover and Gust
Nicol were instantly killed in an acci-
dent. When running at lively speed
the plow struck a horse that had be-
come fastened in bridge. The plow
was upturned and the men were crushed
under beneath twelve tons Of steel that
had been placed on the car to weigh
it down.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
DAYTONS:
SPANISH MINISTRY
ABOUT TO RESIGN

Madrid, March 2o.-Premier Moret,
having announced to his colleagues his
intention to resign after the passage of
the judicial reform bill, all the cabinet
ministers today placed their resigna::
tions in his hands. The departure of
King Alfonso for the Canary islands
has been deferred, pending settlement
of the cabinet crisis.s
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-20
BROKE sgER CMARNs
She Wore Them for 80 Years, but L
Now a Free Woman. -.

:
A venerable lady of Iowa says that
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years, and although convinced that the
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cry for an hour or more after they had
gone. | could not even go up town to
do little shopping with any comfort,
and I would often get all ready and
then take off my hat and stay at home
and have crying spell.
II began drinking Postum Food Cof-
fee about a year ago, giving up the old
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health showed improvement and soon
I became hearty and strong, free from
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spirit and so remain to this day. And
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Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
ISLAND OF PORTO RICO n SHAKEN BY EARTHQUAKE
Though Violent It Was Attended by
 No Loss of Life.

San Juan, P. R., Sept. 27.-The city of San Juan and the island of Porto Rico experienced a series Of heavy earth quake shocks today beginning at 1O:47 a. m. The people were thrown into a panic of alarm, but the resultant dam age was comparatively slight and there has been no loss of life.
 The first perceptible tremOrs brought many people in alarm to the streets. The tremors increased in intensity for twenty seconds and then decreased for five seconds. Following this came the most severe shocks, the earth shaking violently for five seconds more
 The walls of the city hall, the fn- fantry barracks, the postoffice and the women's and children's hospital were cracked in many places and the old artillery building near the sea was badly damaged.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
NO REVOLT AT ALL.

Monterey, Mexico, Sept 27. = That trouble has occurred in the town of Jimine is acknowledged by the author ities but they are very reticent and re- fuse to state the cause of the disturb ance.
 An authoritative version is that a gang of bandits and smugglers made an attack upon the town and that in the battle which followed when the citizens arrived to repulse them several persons were killed. A request for assistance was sent out by the mayor of the town and in response troops were ordered both from this city and Saltillo The stories of an incipient revolt are de- nied.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
4 MEXICAN OUTBREAK
 CALLED A REVOLUTION
The Small Dimensions of the Affair
 on the Northern Border.

Houston, Texas, Sept. 27.-(Special.) A courier just arrived says that the revolutiOnists and a force from Ciudad PorfiO DiaZ clashed last night at Vic toria, about five miles south of Jimi- neg, that one ranger was killed and that the revolutiOnists left several dead. They scattered and are being pursued by Mexican troops.
 Jininez is now in possession of the latter and the affair is regarded here as possessing but little of a revoIu- tiOnary or political character
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
STOCKS

Amalgamated Copper. 11O7s; Sugar, 1347s; Anaconda, PSI; Atchison, 1O5h; AtchisOn pfd, 1OO5s; N. J. Central 225; c. X O., 63; St. Paul. 173A; Big Four s21z; C. & s. 365s; c. & $. 1st pfd. 67A; c. & s. Ed pfd. 5O15; Erie, 45st Inter- Metropolitan, 36; Inter Metro polttan pfd, 751z; M. P, 96; N. Y. Cen tral, 40; Pennsylvania. 14OA St L. X s. F. 2d pfd, A; s. P, 959s; U. P. 92; U. S. Steel. 4S7s; U. s. Steel pfd. 1057s; W. U., S6.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
STOCKS WERE NERVOUS
Reflecting the Emotions of the Spec
 uIatOrs.

New York. Sept. 27.-The currents of the stock market shifted as con- stanty today as yesterday and specu- lative sentiment seemed to undergo the same vacillatiOn during, the day There was an appreciable expansion in the volume of the market. however, and the fluctuations were much wider than yesterday.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
METALS.

New York. Sept. 27.-Copper was higher in ondOn with spot and flu lures botl n+ed at e90 15s--aFrau.ally the marke .'as firm with lake quoted at S19.75Gs s0.O0; eIectrolytic at $19.5O O 1875. and casting at $19.25@195O.
 Lead was unchanged at $5.75a 6.O21s in th@ local market and at eIS 12s Sd in London. Spelter was unchanged 1t G27 12s Cd in London. but was easy m the local market at $6.2O06.25.
 Silver, 6714; Mexican dollars, 52Jh.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
PENNSYLVANIA BANKERS.

Philadelphia, Sept. 27.-The Penn sylvania Bankers association began it's annual meeting today The prin- cipal address of the afternoon was de- livered by w. B. Ridgely, comptroller of the currency. who discussed Bank Directors"
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28

wheat market today. final quotations of December leading up 5sc.
 December wheat opened at 75 to 75A, sold up to 76, and closed at 757s.
 December corn opened at 431k to 4S5z, sold up to 433s and closed at 431s 04314.
 December oats opened at 341A to S49s. sold between 349s and S45s c 34&, and4 closed at 34ss
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
SPENT Bv TOURISTS

Tourists of all nations spend every year something like S65.O00.00O. or nearly S200.000 a day, in Italy. Con- sidering the poverty of the country, this crop, which is produced by the na- ttonal ruins, is of far more value than any cereal or manufacture Every new house or building is a nail in the ua- tiOnal coffin.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
BRYAN IN OKLAHOMA.
His FdsDearance at Guthrie Accompa-
 ean n by Big Indian Chiefs.

Gu 'kla Sept. 27.-The capital cityS 10 be new state of Oklahoma ac- cord, cNts J. Bryan a hearty reception tonight. The Nebraskan devoted a half hour to an address in which he merely touched on national issues.
 Among those who are accompanying Mir. Bryan are Chiefs Rogers and Pot ter of the Cherokee and Creek Indian tribes
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
A MERE BRUSH.

Fl Paso. Tex, Sept. 27.-An Eagle Pass special to the Herald late today says: "A government force of sew enty-five cavalrymen encountered forty self-styled revolutionists thirty miles above here and dispersed them. killing two. A hundred more soldiers are coming from Monterey
Arizona republican., 1906-09-28
FOR SALE oR rRAnE

Fine trotting stallion, sired by Nitro gen, brother of Cresceus, the world famous trotter. This is probably the best bred and best appearing trotting stallion in the Salt River valley, inn ported from Iowa. I have not the time to give him proper care and attention, and will sell him at a bargain or ex- change for some good corral stock or vehicles. A big money maker for some one. Address Thomas Hall, box S1S, or call at the ranch, two miles south of O. H. Christy's, on the Yuma road, and see good horse.
 Circus people all, both great and small,
 at Donofrio's you must call
 And get his Crystallized Cactus Candy.