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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-06-14

Nearly every one of US is hgur-
ing on having a fine time just ahead.
When we get all fixed and this Wis
ion is just ahead of us, then we fall
asleep. To live in the now and en-
joy the present is the work Of phi
losopher.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-06-14

We mean it-Back goes your mon
ey if yIYor doesn't help you
WOODS x ORME.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-06-14

We n~an it-Bank goes your m,.l
ey if NlNoL doe-n help you.
MossDS X ORME
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
(To Be contIrued.)
How Anarchists Were Fooled.

The anarchist plot to assassinate
King Victor of Italy by placing bombs
on the railway line at Ancona was
frustrated in a remarkable manner.
One day last week, says Reynolds
Newspaper, a we'll known English
mining engineer who has had several
engagements in Spain, was riding on
motor omnibus down Tottenham
court road.
Two foreigners assembled and in
dulged In a heated conversation in the
Catalan dialect OF Spanish. dialect
the English engineer spoke perfectly,
owing to his long residence in Cata-
lonia. He overheard the whole details
of a plot to blow up the king Of Italy's
train near Ancona. Realizing the
gravity Of the situation, he alighted
and took a cab to Scotland Yard.
where he told his story.
At Arst the officials were inclined to
cough, but his gravity and credentials
at length convinced them that there
might be something in his statement.
Eventually the Italian police were tel
egraphed to, the bombs were discov-
cred, and the preparations CT the ter
rible outrage prevented.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Reversible Figures,

There Is Western senator of rathel
an irascible temper who, on the days
when everything goes wrong, enjoys
scolding the clerks employed by his
committee.
On one occasion during the last ses
sion of the senate, the Western solon
had desired one of the clerks to pre-
pare tabulated statement of certain
trade statistics of the United States
When the statement was laid before
the testy senator, he glanced at ii
with an air that BODIED trouble. Sud.
denly he exclaimed:
Look here. Robinson, this won't
do. Why didn't you prepare this state.
ment on the typewriter? These figures
are disgraceful. Any office boy could
do better. See that five! 1t looks for
all the world like three! Nobody
would take it for anything else! Just
look at it!''
Il beg pardon, SENATOR" replied the
humble clerk; "the fact is, it is a
three"
"A three!" roared the senator. "You
idiot! 1t looks like a five!"-Harper's
Weekly.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Car. Of Shoes

Boot and shoe trees are all very
we'll II they can be afforded, but set
# them to accommodate the footgear
II the average well-dressed woman
represents quite q considerable ex-
penditure. Tissue paper crushed and
packed in the shoe answers every pur-
pose of keeping it in shape and costs
almost nothing. Patent leather shoes
oeed special care to preserve them
In good condition. When they are
fresh and new they may be wiped
over after every wearing with soft
linen cloth, and set in closet that
Is not too cold nor too warm. Ex-
tremes Of temperature injure the leath-
er. AS the shoes begin to show
signs Of wear they should be washed
with sponge dipped in lukewarm
water and after being carefully dried,
be lightly brushed over with a patent
leather varnish sold for the purpose
and applied with cameIs-hair brush.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
All Chemically Pure,

The mistaken idea Of a few years
ago, about Alum in Baking Powders
being injurious, no longer prevails, or
scarcely exists. 1t is we'll estab.
lished fact by chemical analysis that
Cream of Tartar being less volatile
than Alum, when exposed to heat, ID
not entirely vaporized as is the case
with Alum, but leaves a residue in the
bread, which is injurious. Alum, on
the contrary. is entirely evaporated
while performing it's function during
process of baking, leaving no atom OF
Injurious residuous substance. The
words Chemically Pure" enormously
used to designate Cream of Tartar
from Alum baking powder is a mis-.
homer. Baking Powder made of pure
Alum is as chemically pure as made
tpom pure cream of tartar. These
words mean nothing more nor less
than pure chemicals, and in no way
can they imply that one baking DOW.
der is Alum and another Cream of
Tartar. Alum has been declared to be
wholesome; an established fact. Ey.
cry large water system in the cities
along the Missouri river use Alum in
large quantities to purify the water
before pumping it into their water
mains for consumption. Cream of Tar.
tar baking powder is perhaps good
enough for any one; Alum baking
powder is better, and very much
cheaper.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
GAINED 81 POUNDS
Persistent Ansemia Cured by Dr.
Williams Pink Pills After Other
Remedies Had Failed,

"When began taking DIR. Williams'
Pink Pills." says Mrs. Nathaniel Field,
of St. Adams, Somerset county, Maine,
II was the palest, most bloodless person
you could imagine. My tongue and
gums were colorless and my fingers and
ears were like wax. l had two doctors
and they pronounced my trouble an8mia.
had spells of vomiting, could not eat,
in fact, did not dare to, had such dis
tress after eating. My stomach was filled
with gas which caused me awful agony.
The backache / suffered was at times
almost unbearable and the least exertion
hardly breathe. But theworst of all was
the splitting neuralgia headache which
never leftme for seven weeks. About this
time had had several numb spells. My
limbs would be cold and without any
feeling and the most deathly sensations
would come over me.
! "Nothing had helped me until began
| taking DR.. Williams Pink Pills, in fact,
had grown worse every day. After
had taken the pills short time could
see that they were benetiting me and
one morning awoke entirely free from
pain. The distress after eating aisap-
peared and in three weeks l could eat
anything wanted and suffer no incon-
venience. also slept soundly. I have
taken several boxes of the pills and have
gained in weight from 100 to 154 pounds
and am perfectly we'll now."
| DIR. Williams Pink Pills cure anRmia
because they actually make new blood.
For rheumatism, Indigestion, nervous
headaches and many forms of weakness
they are recommended even if ordinary
medicines have failed. They are sold by
all druggists, or will be sent postpaid, on,
receipt of price, 80 cents per box, six
boxes for $3.50, by the Dr.. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
A Tasty Dish from 1eft-overs.

Cold corn beef is best, but any kind
of cold meat will do. Put through a
meat grinder or chop fine; if onion
is liked add a little raw, chopped
fine. Season we'll and if any cold
gravy is left, moisten neat with that;
If not, water will do, just enough to
cook we'll. Boil potatoes and mash
with milk. butter. salt and pepper.
After placing the chopped meat, we'll
moistened, in a deep earthen dish or
pan, shake the mashed potatoes on
top of meat lightly, place in oven
we'll heated. The flavor and steam
from the meat goes through the po-
tatoes and it is most delicious dish.
Orange Judd Farmer.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
THE
B1'angwyn Mystery

which you relieved him. I have done
what little I could do, but the living
here is a plaguy poor one, and l have
very big quverful at home. Most of
my parishioners are humble folk, and
the few who are well-to-do are abom-
inably tight-ffsted. I'm notorious
begger for my poor, and 1 came here
on cadging errand tonight"
us there much poverty here?" asked
Aloysius.
There is enough to make the heart
ache" said the parson.
II have forgotten to make myself &C
quainted with your name" said Brang-
wyn. "If you will oolige me with it l
will write cheque. One would like
to be of some little use in the world. "
THAT is my name, Mr.. Brangwyn,"
said the parson, handing him card.
Aloysius drew a cheque for fifty
pounds, payable to the Rev. John Hen
ry Lisle. The cleric's eyes widened as
he read.
Sir" he cried. this is munifacent.
This is princely."
II have much more money than l
have any use for" said the giyer. do
not let any case of honest distress go
unrelieved so long as l am here. But
| prefer not to have my name men
toned"
This way Aloysius Brangwyn's first
step back toward the world he had
deserted, and 1T led him inevitably to-
ward another
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
GOOD AND HARD.
Result. Of Excessive Cote. Drinking

It is remarkable what suffering
some persons put up with just to sat
isfy an appetite for something.
A Mich. woman says: II had been
using coffee since was old enough tc
have cup Of my own at the table,
and from it I have suffered agony
hundreds of times in the years past.
my trouble first began in the form
of bilious collie, coming on every few
weeks and almost ending my life. At
every attack for s years suffered in
this way. \ used to pray for death to
relieve me from my suffering. l had
also attacks of sick headache, and be.
gan to suffer from catarrh Of the stom.
ach, and Of course awful dyspepsia.
For about a year lived on crack.
ers and water. Believing that coffee
was the cause Of all this suffering, l
finally quit It and began to use
Postum Food Coffee. It agreed with
my stomach, my troubles have left
me and l am fast gaining my health
under It's use. IS
mo wonder condemn coffee and
tea. No one could be in much more
critical condition than was from
the use Of coffee. Some doctors pro.
nounced It cancer, others liberation,
but none gave me any relief. But
since u stopped coffee and began Pos.
tpm I nm getting we'll 30 fast I can
heartily recommend It for all who
suffer @ 4 did. = Name given BY
Postum Co. Battle Greek. Mich. Read
the little book. .The Road to Well
ville. There's . reason."
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Liked Prison.

Sir Alfred Reynolds, who has done
a great deal for British unfortunates.
says that when young girl goes to
prison for the first time it is for her
a very dreadful thing. He tells of a
case which came under his notice as a
visiting justice. A young girl, when
she found herself in the prison, was
utterly overcome with shame and be-
came hysterical. The matron con-
trived to soothe her. When her time
came to be released the girl said to
the matron, Give been so happy that
shan't mind coming back again."
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Base Deceiver.

Mr.. Gunner-When Bender's wife
went away to spend week in the
country he told her that he was going
to spend all of his spare time in the
garden picking cherries.
Mrs. Gunner-Ah, how moe Of him!
And is he sticking to his promise?
Mr. Gunner should say so. You
can find him any evening on root
garden picking cherries out of fancy
drinks.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
That Draco Doctrine.

Whether or not the Draco doctrine
be made a rule Of International law
hereafter, its present discussion is a
timely warning that the collection Of
public debts by fleets and armies is
likely to prove rather precarious I'M
dertak,ng for both debtor and creditor.
While the creditor nation thus enforc.
ing its claims will be dreaded and
summed, the credit Of the repudiator
will be utterly lost
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Covert Coat.

A covert coat is always covert coat
and provided it is made Of good ma
terial and by good tailor it is always
accepted as a smart garment for GER
tain uses. The old model with fitted
back and straight fly front holds it's
own, and though the ready made mod
els strain after originality by adding
odd strappings and peculiarities Of cot
the best tailors counsel absolute sever
ity in such coat, the cut and finish
alone being trusted to give the neces-
sary cachet.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
A Sensitive Skin.

Your skin, being so very sensitive,
must be treated carefully. Do not
plunge the face into cold water, nei.
Their dash the water over the face
when suffering from sunburn or ex.
posure to wind The sudden shock is
not only injurious to the whole sys.
tenn, but has been known to perma-
nently deface the complexion by a
species of tanning. which left brown
or yellow tinge impossible to efface.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Peanut Candy.

Two cups of soft A sugar.
One cup of butter.
One saltspoon of salt.
One teaspoon of vanilla.
Six quarts Of peanuts.
Put the butter, sugar and molasses
on together, adding the salt after it
comes to boil. Boil until it forms a
soft ball in cold water, then take
from the stove and beat vigorously
ten minutes. Return to the stove and
boil until a spoon drawn through it
makes a slight path. Add the vanilla
and heat again. When beginning to
grow cold, stir in the peanuts and
pour into buttered pans.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.


Reported by Lothrou & Johnson
patent lawyers, Oil Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi: David j.
Ames, Minneapolis, Mimi, concrete
building block; David j. Ames, Min.
neapolis, Mimi, concrete block ma
chine; John A. Hammer, Elkton, S
d., harness hanger; Francis nj. Hen
ry and J. M. Powers. Minneapolis
Mimi, nut lock; Frank Mcmillan
Duluth. MINI. wrench; Robert G. Rob
erts. Minneapolis, Mimi, vehicle
Frank w. Sweet, Minneapolis, MINI.
combined picture frame and mount.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Mistaken Idea.

at may be laid down as broad
proposition" said the professor of po-
litical economy, chat you cannot get
something for nothing"
81 once got the measles for nothing,
professor" interrupted the young man
with the wicked eye.-Chicago Tri-
bune,
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
sALEsMEN TAINTED.

S.Sr~>>~~>-~~>-~--~-~~~~~
.aes I'VE active and thoroughly experienced
buy outright his first months supply Of our Syn 70
R PIC Sy,l Low PRESSURE Hollow Wire Gnso-
me Ai9hts, utility needed n every S tore IA
nome and fully complying with insurancerules. 10
sncn 4, man we win give exclusive sal es right and
nays Further particulars on request. The Standard
al41ett Light Co., $50 N. Halsted ST.. Chicago III
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Time Enough.

Teacher-Johnny, don't believe
you've studied your geography.
Johnny-No, mum; I heard pa say
the map Of the world was changin'
every day, an I thought I'd wait a
few years till things get settled.-Mil-
waukee Wisconsin.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07

lions. My doctor kept me on a strict
diet, but as his medicine was not help
Ing me, / began using Doan's Kidney
Pills They helped me at once, and
soon all traces of sugar disappeared.
have regained my former weight and
am perfectly we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Titled Tradesnan.

The Earl of Darlington was born g.
years ago and succeeded his father in
the title in 1881. He is one of the
peers who have dabbled in trade. In
1894 he opened fruit shop in Parlia-
ment street in London.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. 10000
testimonials of cures. Sold by all
druggists, Csc. Trial package, FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Id won save the Money.

II don't know whether to get rid
OF that big creditor of mine by kill.
ing him or by paying him"
kill him. He'll die Of the shock
anyhow. IL you pay him."-Cleveland
Leader.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Mexico Oil Lands,

u It Is announced that the Mexican
states of Tabasco and Chiapas con-
tain more than 100000 acres of oil
lands. But Standard Oil saw them first
and owns more than 100000 acres al
ready.-New Orleans Times Democrat
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
His Mental Limitation,

"Your honor" said the arrested
chauffeur, Il tried to warn the man
but the horn would not work"
"Then why did you not Stacker
speed rather than run him DOWN."
A light seemed to dawn upon the
prisoner.
"Gee!" he said, that's one on me
never thought of that"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
The Modern Way.

Maiden Aunt-"My life has been a
perfect romance"
Niece-"But you've never married
aunt"
"You stupid! In modern romance the
heroine never marries"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07

that my homework
was becoming a bur-
den. / tired easily.
had no ambition and
was fading fast. My
complexion got vel
low. and l lost over
so pounds. My thirst
was terrible, and
there was sugar in
the kidney Secre-
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
AItruiam

Church-1s the janitor of your fiat
kind to children?
Gotham - Oh, very kind. Why, he
won't let 'em live in the same fat.
with him.-Younkers Statesman.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES n. Az.
to light and washing and color more roods
than others. l0c per package.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Easy.

Easy.
How did Mr.. Chicago make his
money!"
Smoking"
absurd! How can any one make
money that way?"
HE smoked hams"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Wages in Japan.

The average monthly income In
Japan. after recent advances In wages.
Is omcially stated vt less than eight
dollara
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Dosaed W, klttenl.I

Dossed W. klttenl.h.
Patience-You say they live like o.%
and dog?
Patrice-Yes; when she acts kittsn.
ish he growls.-Yonkers Statesman
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Spirits and Spirits.

Spirits and Spirits.
Jack-"Old Toper's spirits are very
low tonight
Tom-"Have you seen him?"
Jack-"No, but I've seen the jug he
keeps them in"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
WORN TO A SKELETON.
A Wonderful Restoration Caused q
Sensation in Pennsylvania
Town.

Mrs. Charles N. Preston, of Elkland,
Pa, says: Three years ago l found
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
Important % meth..S
Overheard In a Pullman

So'o III fuIlman.
'oh, George, wouldn't it be love,x
to make people think we ara alroaay
married." eaoy
All right; when we get out you
carry the bag and umbrella"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
60 Bus. winte- wh...

vnnss the yield Of salzers Red Cros. H,h,.S
q Wnse for res q q
Gressss Bu!hs, Trees, ETC. fcr fasY Soyss.
~>AAASe DEED Co., esx Y. Z. L. (rSsipNs. 1S!ng
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-09-07
slloht n,r.....

Slight Difference.
ed!" '' va rent
Not exactly. said IL vas reut.-
The Holly chieftain., 1906-06-15
Settlers Coming Fast.

They are not only filling up all
the irrigated lands, but taking the
adjoining dry lands under the
homestead act. This is especially
true of the lands lying south Of
the river and Holly.
Colorado land Offices are doing
rushing business. Since January 876
filings have been made at the Hugo
Office. which comprise the counties of
Lincoln, Kit Carson and Cheyenne.
In the Sterling district covering Lo-
gan. Washington, Sedgwici, Phillips
and part OF Morgan and Yuma coun-
ties. the number OF filings average I25
a month In the Lamar district is
Prowers, Bent, Kiowa and Baca coun-
ties the number is 100 filings month
ly. say Bent Democrat The Denver
district covers Weld, Larimer and
cou lie other counties and the filings
reach 100 a month. The dry farming
craze is responsible for most of these
filings.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-06-15
Vitality of Alfalfa Seed.

A remarkable test of the vitality OF
alfalfa seed is reported in Bulletin
No. ITO OF the Colorado agricultural
experiment station. 1t is generally
considered that seed must be per-
fectly new in order to conc UP freely.
In Bulletin No. IS of the experiment
station. some tests were given OF
seeds ranging from one to six years
old. DR.. Headden has retained sam
Piles of the same seed and tests have
been again made when the seed has
been from eleven to sixteen years old,
and the tests have shown that from
" to 90 percent germnated. The
screenings showed less vitality, the
first quality of screening running
from so to 1914 percent; second quail
ity, 3S percent; and third quality, 40
percent
The Holly chieftain., 1906-06-15
A Strong Insinuation.

Some Jokes come home pretty
hard because they tell such unmis-
taxable truth in such an innocent
way. This is one of that kind.
There is a railway out in Colorado,
according to the story of western
traffic manager which seems unable
to form anything like an intimate
acuuaintcnceship between its trains
and the advertised schedules, says La
Junta Tribune Its trains are so pro-
verbally late that there is a mild eel
cbration every time one reaches ITS
terminal on time.
A few weeks ago the word was
passed about the little town that No.
2 would get in on time, and there
was a big crowd at the station. Some
generous citizen provided quantities
of red fire and set it eff along the
track.
whats the cclcbration?" the con
ductor asked when he jumped off at
the station.
Train actually on time" explained
the crowd
Put out your fires, you - FOOLS
the conductor snorted, "wc'rc just
twenty-four hours late"
The Holly chieftain., 1906-06-15
Election Of Teachers.

O new school board is start
ing out right in the matter of
making our schools second to none.
At a meeting OF board OF education
held last Saturday afternoon the fol
lowing teachers were elected for the
coming year Mis- Edna p. Emery,
ligh school. For the grades below
the high school Miss Henrietta Kel-
ley, Cedar Falls, Iowa, Miss Roberts,
Carrolton, Mo. At a previous meet,
ing Misse-, Dickinson and Billing slea
had been elected The cops for the
coming year is thus completed.
The Holly chieftain., 1906-06-15
Inspected the Beethelds.

Early planting of beets insures
stand that is proof against loss
from insect pests.
G. W. Stevens and Superintendent
Stock of the Holly Sugar company
were out this week making an inspec-
ton of the beets in the Holly coun-
try, They report that the crop has
never been so good as now. Mr..
Stock says that ''if no insects attack
them the crop will be excellent and
all that could be expected. The beets
that were planted early are practically
beyond harm from that source now.
Farmers should plant all beets early.
as they are always the best and there
fore the most profitable"