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n ISLAND amusement; one Of the most
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ness In Its I'm in GreaierNew York: money needed
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$4,000 INVESTMENT

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CHARTERS from Twenty nve 20 Sixty Dollars
for mining. milling. manufacturing. railroads or
any other business: laws, blanks free. PHILIP
LAWRENCE, former Assistant Secretary OF State.
Huron. s. u
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
Foods That Make You Fat.

Potatoes, peas, baked beans. fats
sweets-such as puddlngs, pies and
cake--ale. beer, sweet wines and
even water when taken with meals
all conduce to obesity. But. in lieu
of the foregoing flesh producers one
may satisfy hunger with a moderate
amount of lean meats. poultry. fish !;
withfruits excepting figs. dates and
bananas) and with vegetables, such
as spinach, string beans, egg plant,
celery, beets, etc.
would recommend also that those
overfat from a too rich and too gem
erous diet abstain from much liquid
at meals. but that they drink copious-
ly of water between meals to flush
their systems. Water. be it remem
bered, is an excellent purgative.-
Outing.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

Justice Dickey. of the New York
supreme court. occasionally enlivens
proceedings with jocular remarks to
witnesses and lawyers, His Honor
being careful generally that the laugh
Is not on himself The other day,
however. young lawyer turned the
tables in clever fashion. He had
been laboring through an opening ad-
dress, when the court remarked rude
ly: "Why don't YOU tell us what this
suit is about? You're beginning at
the end and going backward like a
crab. ! don't like crabs.' This gave
the young lawyer an opening. Re
Numbering that Justice Dickey lives
in Newburgh, he retorted at once:
81 don't like crabs, either. As mat
ter of fact. | Cont like any crustacean
and since Your Honor has opened the
subject permit me TO say that espe-
cially ] don't like Holsters, and more
especially | dislike them a la New
burgh." The trial proceeded to a con-
clusion without further reference to
matters outside the law and the evil
dence.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
PRETTY SCHEME
TO DEFEAT COURT
Women to Send Girls Away
Temporarily December 4.
Judge Reed, of Circuit Court, VIII
Instruct sheriff To Act In
the Case.
ORDER NOT BLUFF THIS TINE

Schemes to avoid the fun erect oil
the order of the circuit court, driv
Ing the women off Kentucky avenue
have recently come to light, and
been reported TO Judge Reed, II Is
said
The latter's reply to his inform
ant was that the schemes Will prove
abortive. "They must get off the
street." was his ultlmatum.
The information first came through
a fellow, who spends much of his
time on the avenue. His statement
was that word had been passed along
the line by some one in authority,
to this effect:
Just stay where you are. No
court can make you leave your
homes. But by the time December l
rolls around have every girl out of
town. Shoe them away. and then let
them come back one at a time, so
as not to attract attention, and in a
few weeks you can resume opera
lions without hindrance."
This idea of cleaning out the
street is an old bluff" is the way
the adviser is said to have put it.
However, heretofore the women
have had to deal only with the Pa
ducah police. Now they are up
against the commonwealth of Ken
lucky, and orders from the circuit
court generally stick"
Judge Reed is credited with say
ing that if his order is not promptly
obeyed he will send the sheriff with
sufficient officers to enforce the or
der and put them off the street.
The Paducah police department
will not be called on. and since the
indictments against the women are
for maintaining nuisances and the
authority of the court is ample there
is little likelihood of the defendants
being able TO get around Che. order.
They viii not come back. either.
according to the declaration of
Judge Reed
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

thirty. But her mind is more active
than that of her country sister; that
Is the secret of her more youthful
appearance.
Nothing else ages one more rapidly
than monotony,-a dead level exist
ence without change of scene or ex-
perience. The mind must be kept
fresh or It will age, and the body
cannot be younger than the mind.
Few minds are strong enough to
overcome the aging influence of the
monotonous life which rules in the
average country home. City people
have Infinitely greater variety of life
They enjoy themselves a great deal
more than country people. They
work hard when at work but, when
they are through, they drop every
thing and have a good time. There is
no doubt that the theater, in spite Of
its many evils, has done great deal
toward eraslng the marks of age.
People who laugh much retain their
youth longer.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

toes. smith is accustomed to ride
nome by catching hold of handle
al the end of coach ana placing his
toes on the edge OF the lower step.
As the flyer coaches are vestibulej.
the footing is very insecure and the
position dangerous. as 1t is necessa-
ry TO lean back. Smith expected to
get on when the train slowed up al
a crossing. but last night the train
was running forty miles an houi
and he did not dare to jump lie
could do nothing but hold on until
discovered. and not until Upper San
dusky was reached did the engineer
observe him. He was so weak that
he was just about to drop or He
said, after regalning speech, that
he could remember passing but two
towns while the train passed through
a dozen.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
Independence of the Farmer,

las officially computated by the
department at Washington. the farm
values of these FIVE crops for the last
year reached 200. 900 900. Thai
was double the computed values foi
'95 or 90. In other words, for every
800 which the farmer OF 1895 oil
1896 had to live on. to buy with. to
spend. he had very near to 5000 in
l 1905.
''rhe aggregate values for all farm
products for the year we're estimated
by the department at above $4,000
900 900. II would probably be diff
cult to show that ever before In the
history has farming received so high
return as in the last year II is
quite certain that II has never known,
in this country at least. so long a
period Of profitable prices with a
bountlful yield. It is perhaps no ex-
aggeration to say that in consequence
of these five years without precedent,
the American farmer is In a position
of greater economic independence,
not to say oppulence, than has ever
before been known to the tiller of the
Soil In the whole history of the race.
Up TO within a few hundred years,
OF course, this tlllage was in the
main carried on by slaves, and the
prosperity of the land proprletors
was quite apt to reflect the misery
of their chattels as favoring prices
, and harvest returns.
THE tremendous increase In farm
values has naturally been followed by
corresponding increase of export
values. In the amount of foreign pur
chases. and likewise in the so-callet
balance of trade In '92 our export.
for the first time passed the billion
dollar mark, though they had risen tC
$500, 000. 900 in the record year o
81. But they fell away again in -;
and "a: In '95 they had sunk t
$500 900 1000. In 1905 they wer'
very nearly double this figure, reach
ing a gross total OF more than 81,
500 .O00,444. This was five times
the average values for the Ave years
that followed the close of the civil
war: it was ten times the exports o
the last year of the war. &C. Snydei
in Moody's Magazine for August.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
TwENTY.FOUR HOUR MAN
Has Trouble Finding n Lot Large
Enough.

The "twonty-four hour man" OF
the Barnum d Bailey shows was mad
this morning and mad for keeps. In
the first place he had to go out into
the wet and in the second place he
had TO make q tour of the city more
thoroughly than he expected to find
a location for his show. and he Is
sim looking The "twenty-four hour
man" was directed over his route by
a representative of the Utterback Ad-
vertislng agency. and when the rail-
road shop site was Viewed. stated
that II would not be large enough
for the whole show. lie is now de-
batting the question of two sites The
railroad site Is the bost for the show
AZ II will be easier to unload and
load there, and will be better for the
public to reach ny night the decis-
ion Will be reached. II Is thought
that no other lot can be secured that
VIII in any way come near being ade-
quate.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
Two Hundred and Seventy-Five More
Delegates to Immigration
Convention.
ANOTHER TRIP WILL FOLLOW.
YESTERDAYS RESULT.

III Indications count for anything
the immigration convention to be held
in Paducah October 4 and 0 will be a
success beyond the early expectations
OF Its promoters. Yesterday Col.
Ben Weille and ID. W. Coons. secre,
tary OF the Commercial club. made a
trip through western Kentucky and
are more than gratified with the sue
cess of the trip.
Col. Weille said this morning:
"We took the train to Keyil and had
no more than made ourselves known
before We had the promise of so del
egates to the convention. The news
papers have spread the news broad
cast and done us world Of good.
"At Kevil we took horse and
buggy and went TO La Center. We
met with the same favor that we en-
joyed at Kevil La Center promised
80 delegates and when We got to Bar.
low we got the promise OF 10 dele
gates. Wlckllfe promised 100 and
We ended our trip there.
I'VE intend thoroughly to worn
the western end Of the state and will
this week go to Cairo. Wingo. HEX
man and Columbus. Other smaller
towns will be visited. We go to
Cairo because our sister city Will b,
Interested In the outcome of the con
yention.
From what we have seen fee,
sure there viii be 500 delegates to
the convention. Everyone is enthu
siaStic."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
To Keep Young.

20. S. Marden in Success Magazine
Never retire from active life II you
can possibly avoid it; keep sin the
SWIM" keep the mind active; never
refer to your advancing years or say
lat my age"
To preserve youth. YOU must havf
variety OF experience. The country
woman at forty, although breathing
a purer air and living on a more
healthful diet than the city woman,
often looks fifty. while the latter at
the same age does not look more than
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
Official Forecasts.

The Ohio at Evansville and Mt.
Vernon, no material change during
the next "a to SO hours. At Paducah
and Cairo. will CONSUME rising dur
ing the next three days. A 17-foot
stage is in sight for Cairo on present
rise.
The Tennessee at Florence. will
contpue falling. At Jacksonville,
win continue rising during the next
IL hours. then fall.
The Mississippi from Chester TO
Cairo will continue rising during the
next "a TO SO hours.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

There | stood. gentlemen" the
long-winded narrator was saying. af-
ter droning on for an hour with ref
erence to his trip to Switzerland
there stood with the abyss yown-
ing in front of me-"
Pardon me- hastily interjected
one of the unfortunate men who had
been obliged to listen to the story,
"but was that abyss yawning before
YOU got there? "-Harper's Weekly
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

what do you think of govern
ment ownership?p
We'll" answered Mr. Dustin Stax
"I'd be willing to take chance on
selling out my holdings to the gov
ernment The government never was
a very good hand at a bargain. -
Washington Star.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION

Is worth a pound OF cure, There arr,
many poor sufferers. consumptives who
are hopeless of getting well--who, IL
they had taken care of themselves.
would now be we'll a cough is the
foundation of Consumption. Billiards.
Horehound Syrup Will cure that cough.
Mrs. $. Great Falls. Mont. writes:
II have used Billiards. Horehound
Syrup ia my family for years-my chill
dren never suffer with coughs"
Sold by all druggists.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
HUNG ON FOR LIFE.
Leaning Out From Train Going For
~ Miles an Hour.

Upper Sandusky. O.. Sept. &c
Nearly crazed with fear and unable
TO speak James Smith of FortWayne,
Ind, was rescued from perlous
position on the side of the eighteen
hour Pennsylvania flyer after a ride
of 1873 miles from Fort Wayne in
1873 minutes last night. He rode that
distance hanging by his hands and
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

Rain is the only word which coult
start of the river news this morn
Ing. In fact rain n about all there Il
to IL. There was a good deal. 2t
inches In the "a hours from yester
day morning till this morning Tn,
river has responded promptly tC
snch persistent woolng, the gauge
registering a rise of lis in the last
"a hours. The stage Is g.. II the rain
Is general up and down the rivers
the stage will shoot upward like II
did last year at this date when the
river was above / 3 feet.
The Saltillo was due to arrive out
OF the Tennessee river today on the
return trip TO 81. Louis.
The Dunbar was the Evansville
packet today. The Henry Harley did
not get away till o'clock last night
for Evansville. Passengers should
telephone to the wharfboat before
going down 10 take a boat, except
for the Dick Fowler. II you don't get
there at S o'clock any morning.
you'll be left.
The Clyde Is receiving freight to-
day for the up trip to the Tennessee
river. and will leave at G o'clock this
evening.
The Inverness went to the Tennes-
see river yesterday after ties.
The Henrietta Is being rounded
into shape by the finishing carpen-
ters and will resume its trade in the
local rivers in the tie business
This was one OF those mornings
when you see men standing around
under shelter with their hands in
their pockets and smoking pipes.
Rain caused eurtailment of for
ces at the ways and docks today.
The caulkers with work under the
boats and the carpenters with work
In the boat are at work, but out
side work has been suspended.
The Buttorf arrived from Clarks-
vile today and cleared. after unload
Ing and re-loading. for Nashville.
The Dick Fowler shed water like
a duck this morning after having
stood last nights drenching at the
wharf. There was a fair business to
Cairo.
The e. Douglas left for the Ten
nessee river after ties this morning
Capt. Mark Cole is running on the
Dauglas now. The boat gets ties for
the Morse Tie company.
A St. Louis dispatch says: Navimo-
bile No. 4. which was to have made a
trial trip from Eads' bridge to Mer-
chants bridge yesterday afternoon,
was Obliged to defer the test on ac-
count of a screw breaking In the
boats machinery. The trial will be
made later, but no definite time has
been set. The craft is said to be es-
pee.ally fast. and the owners believe
they can break the worlds record for
a mile. The boat has already made
close to twenty-eight miles an hour
which is not far from the record for
the style and class of motor boat. The
navimobile has made the run from
Alton to st. Louis in fifty-five minutes
which more than cuts the usual run
ming In two
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

You are after Whites Cream Vermi-
fuge has a worldwide reputation as
the best OF all worm destroyers, and
Tor Its tonic influence on weak and
unthrifty children. 1t improves their
digestion and assimilation of their
food. strengthens their nervous system
ana restores them to health and vigor
natural to a child. y you want a
healthy happy child get a bottle OF
Whites Cream Ncrmifuge.
Sold by all druggists.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
GENERAL ROUERT IL. LEE

Was the greatest general the world
has ever known. Billiards. Snow Lini-
men. Is the srea,est LihinenI Vulek'
reach of all. T. II. Pointer. Hemp
stead, Texas. writes: This is TO Ger
tify that Billiards. Snow Eminent has
been used in my household for years
and has been found to ne an excellent
Eminent for Rheumatic pains, 1 am
never without IT,"
Sold by all druggists.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
SHE FOUND RELIEF.

II you are troubled with liver COM
plant and have not received help read
this. Mrs. Mary T. Hammond. Moody,
Texas: II was in poor health-witi.
liver trouble-for over year. Doc
tors did me no good and | tried Herb
Inc. and three bottles cured me. can't
say too much for Heroine. as II is n
wonderful liver medicine. | always
have II In the house. Publish where
you wish"
Sold by all druggists.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26
Too Good 10 BE True.

Mother-in-law (reading the news
paper)- Where is Honolulu?
Son-in-law Goyfully)- Do you
want to go there?- Translated for
Tales from "Meggendorfer Batter"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

Even going TO school would be a
lot of fun for a boy II getting caught
doing it meant he would be whaled
by his father.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-09-26

There Is nothing more disappoint-
ing to woman who is prepared to
hear a secret than the discovery that
she already knows Il.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-05-29
SNOW AND ICE IN NORTH.
Frisco Refugees Sufer-Unusual
Cold and Storm Kill Crops.

San Francisco. May GA heavy rainstorm
swept over the city and surrounding country
Saturday night and Sunday damaging truck
gardens. flooding Easements and bringing much
discomfort and misery to the refugees camping
on low ground. The rainfall was IL inches
the heaviest for this late season of the year
since 1881 Many streets We're flooded
Appleton, Wis. May 2S-Last night was the
coolest night of the spring Half an inch of ice
formed. 1t showed yesterday.
Boston, May 2S.-The storm which followed a
sudden drop of more than 30 degrees In tenn
perature yesterday afternoon in this city and
neighborhood developed into unusual intensity
last night. The total precipitation up to a. N.
to-day was IA inches. of which Los inches fell
AFTER o'clock last night The thermometer at
a. m. stood at 80
Des Moines, Iowa, May 2S-Frost Sunday and
early Monday morning was reported in half a
dozen places. with serious damage to crops,
vegetables and fruits. At Burlington the mer-
curry dropped to 81. while Waterloo, Boone and
other towns reported killing frosts.
Norfolk, Va, May ga long drouth, which
was bringing ruin to early truck crops in this
part of Virginia, broken yesterday and to-
day with copious rains. The downpour in Nor
folk this morning heavy and many streets
were submerged. The rainfall in an hours time
amounted to 10 inches.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-05-29
BRIT4IN WARNS CHINA.
No Change IN Present Customs o9s-
tenn TO Be Permitted.

London, May 2S.-Lord Reay, Llperai' III INC
House of Lords to-day. asked the government
for information regarding the Chinese cuStoiii'
edict of May 8. Lord Fitzmaur1ce' Ohuei 90
retary for Foreign Affairs in reply, SAID tne'e
was an atmosphere of ambiguity around the new
system. and the British government hau asAeu
for a definite assurance that there would De iio
disturbance of the present administration Oh inc
customs The government was acting win liie
knowledge of the other powers Interested win
which it's representative in charge at fehlhe
was in communication. No reply had yet peeii
received to the last note, but communications
were still going on.
There was no intention on the part or the gov
eminent to allow the question to be inVoiVeu III
anv permanent delay, because the ministers iur S
realized its great Importance TO tne tI''e us
commerce of Great Britain and all the nations
trading with China. The government M VId
nerfecf harmony with the other powers IN NJ L.
inc the United States and Japan. Inc too+
Foreign Secretary added that the oeP.i .ost
nnder Sir Robert Hart was one OF the piisH'o7
spots in China. ,,.aig, secre-
Lord Lansdowne. the former FoIel tS;f,ctorI,
taryy said the statement was most sstsIdC.olS >
adjine that he was rejOiced that the E oNei ~
mont had put its foot down on the cuS'0il0 -
china the ole oasis in that country.