The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-10
AN ACHING TOOTH
y Has No PLACE IN cupid's Book

PAST SIX months. and had never spa
george But Rose herself had pron
Used. and the sky looked a regular ri
A ms egg blue.
y dotiief comes home today" sal,
| nose' ana you must call around an,
| see her this first afternoon. Now Their,
/ are TWO things that mother win no.
stand one Is inattentiyeness she saws
.hat young men are always inatten
i've 70 Older women, and the other
! 10 profanity or course. / know that
youll be nice to mother ana can,t
wen imagine you swearing, bat you
must MAKE special effort for my
SAKE 70 De particularly agreeable and
ho' iet even the slightest expletiye
escape you. And @, George, mother
= ~ loua OF boat riding; you ought
~ taAe hef Tor little row on the
,HeF thls afternoon. 1t would please
her So
hen Roses mother arrived she an
not impress George at all as q for.
lii4uapis person, and George invited
iief 70 80 rowing with alacrity. They
secured boat at the public landing
anu pushed OH iEto mid-stream. The
sun was shining mildly through i'm,
clouds the birds sang and everything
"as PHEASANT except George For as |
ne TOOK the first stroke with the oars !
ne felt a curious throb throb throh r.
'he hlaale OF one of his lower back
! teeth
IL was mild at first, but each second
! II struck harder and grew more main
~ fhump, thump, thump, ii passed
the eta"-hammer stage for tha nv
an" ieit the ak for an imitation of q
oIacksAilths forge, and In Two min.
utes II was pretending to be six can.
vas men driving In d stake for a ,ir- /
Gus tent. Il
fhunp, thump. thump! 1t wasn't \
toothache, II was a tooth.quake
) Don't Noq love rowing asked n
'toses mother n
What's that? meant beg your e,
pardon '"'' =,
Ion you enjoy rowing? 1t has al. 81
ways seemed to me such a pleasant
torn of exercise" 20
Rowing? Yes, it is" %
- ~ Heolse eXcelled in small
alh' but to-day the tooth occupied his 6,
nnermost thoughts. ."
Aren't the birds singing sweetJv &c. &c.
his afternoon?' 'ei
No answar of
| SAID aren't the birds slnging ~. .n'
Weetiy this afternoon" -
sure -~ sure--very sweat,v--vor, !
weetly-very nice indeed ayar,. SUI
ling nice" Low
ana the scenery along the river
'oFe' Don't you admire those old 10
uhAs with the moss draped so grace.
lily about them?" G
lhfoD - throb - throb - want -, rep
{ 'ooth 1t was triple action steam who
'ihtHef now. sending off sparks that the
{ burrows along Georges ohnnks Aug
was swinging ahead in shlandid Ja
I'm pausing for nothing and slow. A.
ior nothing, 1t was like the win. Ed
~ pugilist in the last round Of J, Hur
re hsht' Bing bing--blng- Fren
IN some Har,
was speaking to you Mr.. Brown" beak
Silence y !
was Speaking to YOU" Dew,
All right, speak again. Sn,t II ont Sam
have ii over" K1,,
seemed To grow Wis Al II
IN her Indignation. She attemnt. don
49,, W III the boat Mr., fIodg
"n, you will put me ashore a. VIM
AT once. do you understand Thnn,
- ~" go" were this sort Vaugl
person, should never have let u Tor
daughter encourage you" no.
.xt.Ianatio,, "'''e attempts Erase
bad ~, ,i' pam py this w. NJ
bie orJ, -, ~ Sucn d point J. Ste
must. Rose Lad dropped out of O.,
aitoeether Just as his once.to.ba D.,
ieFln-iaw stepped out of the hoat ,'''H'
gave II slight shove with her ""'
II eapsiZed landing George in
o" water, and with whole '""eS'
hful of the cola s,ng "Noie RI. Nc
IL tooth Cpnryo ,s,,,,ii vac lor. A
now had he been standing at ,o"''h'
'n'l OF hea7en. He broke into marry
'*of ci la19ul G that reminded La'lhel
d dunk IN sailor at his beat I +.
beautiful aaI convjncina 81 John Il
on' tina oac tooth. George went C3rzine
roagh the last bjankdagb III Hill.
J exhausted himself, and Roses Branckl
.' two blocks away. was sim e. c.
lg Wright.
n George went to the nearest Stanley
lie knew his lifa's happjness Chester
wrecked. bat he didn't give George
that italics tooth was only ont ner. n.
triple BANKED. cast iron. blight. Bausmal
&c oi pcstilence on the lower frey. W
ne sot UP TO the dentists door. H. Hug
e climbed the stair. and then Long. y
he was about to 90 in the tooth Gatewoo
I aching. Stopped. absolutely -. f sy
short. dead in its tracks he liams u
I even remember whether II Hnbbard
e one next TO the eyetooth or ham. ] ]
Just beyond that. And tban Grean 7.
went back out on the street Trent n
clothes dripping and muddy W r y,
that Young dude smithely tak' rs W :,
'e into an ice cream parlor n
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rossine Device 70 a. r Saunders.