The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-02
With the Long Bo,D
Eye natures walks, shoot folly as II flies. .
An Insurance Company that Protects Man Against Being
Dragged from His Fireside by His Wife to Attend
Function In Case Of Aggressive Euchre at the Home
$1O0 Damage Is Paid.
Eye NATURES walks, sho


alderman claims that he is weproected that MOTH
ing get him. He has, of had his lire insurance
right along, but last when there was rather bad
looking sky and the wind whistled Garry owen thru ms
shrbbe he rushed down and threw several thousands
tornado Since then he has sat around and
stuck out his tongue time the sky out for trouble
When the burglar excitement began just before Christ
mas Mr. Moses went down and took few thousand
burglar and sleeping right thru all kinds
Of night noises
But he had acquired stthe habit and came home
day with furnace insurance. The Furnace Protective
pany furnace out to indemnify
the furnace the condition prior
its going out @-3 -.
Last week Mr.. Moses took 1000 in company called
the AnSocey Event Protective Associations The company
to indemnify in the of $3.50 provided
he goes home night prepared to sit comfortably by his
fire. but is dragged mseraby hence by his wife to attend
society affair. In of Aggressive Eucre at his
house. he draws $100-and loses money at that
There also society that insured you against the
Maid' leaving her position moments notice. One day
it 'bust'' ~s--,.... -. >-~. T.. &#-..z.
The AntSparrow Assurance company Of Great Britain,
Id pays you little something If the English sparrows
adopt house place Of residence and be made
to that this is not right. 49,. d.. -: ~
may be protected against almost everything but
taxes They will you unless you sell everything in
boarding house and lie about your bank account stocks
and bonds - .~ K
The Oldest newspaper in the world is the Ching Pao
which has been regularly issued for period of 1900 wears
The Chng Long Bow column has been written seventy
eight by elderly party, who office boy
and is Just beginning to get fsky and lmbered up was
funny last month"; and the Japanese consul Shanghai
laughed so hard that he committed suicide.
All weather jokes banished the Chngs column
49, &c. but references to the furnace chn PAM or coal
BIN (chuk amoy) continued until S61 AD when the Long
Bow writer of that date beheaded by royal ORDER
Clippings from the country press of China worked over
Tor the Ching and made to like original matter before
500 Be- the writer twenty days. After 500 he was
6eheaded for about thousand Since this latter
date the has grown hardened practice and
has RENTED penalties it recognized that and
writer must live. 49,, --.- .-:~ =:
file of the Ching Pao would make interesting reading
for the Oldest Inhabitant ~ - ..". .:. -
" A prophecy about Jimmie Hare Of Chelsea Kan that
was made twenty ago true last week Jimmie had
worked about every oil district country handling
explosives, and had very calous indeed Daily he
lived IN close association with hundreds of gallons of nitro
gycern and it sight in country to see
nm rafting over the hills the seat of wagon loaded
with the deadly explosive -. ...m. =.
But all these years laughed at the prophecies and
laughing would load up his wagon and rattle out into the
country to shoot WELL taking with him 100 to 200
quarts OF nlro But you know every ola bore
tells you about the pitcher going to the we'll often
Illus 1t happened to Jimmie Of course no one knows or
ever will know how it happened There was an explosion
that shook the country for miles around and when an in
vestgatlon made there little to be found
"o oeep MOLE IN the ground and nothing whatever that
would give sufficient for holding funeral services
Wherever Jimmie OHare went he never came back When
loo quarts OF nitrocern goes off just behind vou there
is no time to write farewell letters friends nor to close
your affairs. =
Tho not Spiritualst New York relates remark
aoe case OF visitation by the dead He was sitting in
chicago theater night when the incident he relates
cured He says: ....:. .:Es -, -
ga feature Of the show was series of netoscone nc
lures The house dark and the audience intensely inter
ested we had been given plenty of action with p,ize
nght police raid, and several other selections when an
afternoon street scene at Madison Square, in front of the
FlIth Avenue hotel thrown the sheet with crowd
walking almost directly at the spectators : ,
IL was only two or three from the stage Sud
denly from the passing hrong there strobe toward me walk
ing oky and alone and swinginga waking-sticb nv own
brother, who had been dead two years.
The lights being down, able to conceal INV .o;+,
ton But got out of the theater in doubleouic
and didn't sleep well that night either,
here IS an incident that all novests shond ont
OUT ana paste IN their scrapbooks possibility of it's
mght be IN confronting murderer with his victim and
watching the effect upon him
So ri z.T.a. .s% M4
The prevalence Of the burglar nuisance makes man feel
ike negecng has family and standing around on the streets
ifo'lll's al ue mouth at the police or somebody.
Postmaster N Murphy Of Neche N D., was quite cross
last week beautiful and stylish lady entered the post
office and passed letter and pennies thru the call win
dow to Mr. Murphy saying sweety she did So would YOU
please put stamp that? just lick those things
ana made her exit before the astonsed of Uncle
Sam had recovered from his surprise sufficiently to frame
reply Mr. Murphy that thereafter from to
pm he will stand in the postofice lobby with his tonpne
ontsso that all niceoong ladies may moisten their samp
ss@s##s A J. R.
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