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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-07

Call on Sullivan Hdw. Co. and SEQ
their blue Ridge' Harrow. This 10 the
best I'm plement OF the kind on tho mar.
kes. Th1s Harrow can be used as q sin.
gle or double stock, ss well as @ three
soosh cuitivetor. It fs strongly built
end will do perfect work.
Plrat!ng Feley's heHey and Ter.
Foley q Co., Chicago, originated Hon..
ey and Tar 90 throat end lung remefiv.
and on account Of the great merit aud
popularity OF Foley's Honey and Tar
many limitations are offered for the genu.
me: n,.a,,.r These worthless tmitativns have
shem. The genuine Foley's Honey and
Tar ia In a.yellow package. Ask for Il
and refuse any substitute. It is the best
remedy for coughs and colds. Evans
Pharmacy.
A full stocls of high.grade Brides is
carried by Sullivan Hdw. Co.
a Tragic FlnIsh.
watohman's neglect permitted a
q child's finger could have stopped, to
become r1inous break, devastating an
entire province OF Holland. In like
manner Kenneth MoIver, of vanceboro.
Me-. permitted little cold to go un.
ootiesd until tragic flush: wss only
he writes: ."Three doctors gave y, me- IN
to die Of lung Inflammation, caused by q
neglected cold; but DR.. KinR'u New DIs-
covery saved my life.' Guaranteed best
cough and cold cure, at Orr, Gray & Co.'s
dug store. sos and 3l.00. Trial bottle
sree.
No more trouble from the broken
aame Strings II yon have Sullivan Hdw.
Coo. Chain Hamo Fasteners. -.
MONEY, TO LoAN-A tey ..-.nsana
collars to lend on Land for clients.
ply to b. y, Martin, Attorney-at-Law.
.. -, .... a Gard. ......-.. q. Il
This is % certify that all drusessts are
auehor1zed 70 refund. yc2r money IL
Foley's Honey and Tar falls 60 cure yonr
cough oF cold. 1t stops tho cough, heals
the iunga and prevents esFiona Ee.ults
ffem cold. Cures 10 grippe cough and
H2.s.sSS FaSS1aia sHd consumption.
Evans Pharnscy. 1..E7-:.:E ~ - = ::
Hyoa wish 20 borrow money .vithous
delay. and without red 'tape. on EASY
terms SOC A. II. Daguali, Attorney.
othos In Postofacs Building. - 's.. ~ .
+. ..i. -.s,,- a saard Lea. i !. :t<.:
Of troubles 10 contend wish, sprinR from
bofpi0 Alvef Rud blockGded bowels TN!
lsss yen awaken them 10 their pronet
action with Dr. King'a New Lilo Pills;
sne Pleasaqtsas and Enoss effective cure
Tor QonstiH iHation.t They pfovent EEnsssI.
dicifia end tone I'D the SYSTEM Sbr az
Orr, <arsy 10 Co.'S. drug store 5 ~ .,=
Amesiean Field Fenoe is TIE atronniaassat. nisat. 4
hasf and Gh1apeak VEcteN Wire EHsace ofs 4
the mat Thip Fence, IL cold By Aui-
hvan EaEg. Co, .E4I1 ~ IS ,E.'s:' I
Tasnty Wear Battle. s, SIS:
II was D losef Ia q fwsnty. year battle
With ohronio ,pila and Inatignant sorea,
aaSil 1. Erae9 6ueKien,s Arnica Halve;,
M M9ioa na. tnrrsd 2 ne Las by curing both.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-07

Call on Sullivan Hdw. Co. and SEQ
their Blue Ridge" Harrow. This is the
best implement OF the kind on the Conr.
kes. This Harrow can be used as q sin.
gle or double stock, ss well as @ three
end will do perfect work,
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-07
Remarkable Bargains in Our Motion De,

Aemaskanle Bargains in our Motion Department,
90 90 dozen dozen Mases Ribbed Hose special for this
70 dozen Ladies' : SAFE 73c
30 Heavy GRAY Hose vaI ~ !a!
10 dozen Ladies' ns 7ac
Our entire line ~ tns sae. zoe
1ew Ladies Sweaters all close Ooss
shtfe line OF Mens Womens .ss gost
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-07

5Odozen Iadeo Gtol yalge 81 60 this sale 9sc
$40 doz h Lse value so spal eaece ea
o. wntee feaf Buttons, special for this ''''o ogs
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-02-07
Extraordinary Bargains in Dry Goods,


8pieces uo TO- tals ase Soc
o Onp p'h a 1ohi 5 al eGon value 75c Soc
1nnn1 1n,ss-S, SOSE during this aale.
1900 Sprnp D:ea special price,
saue l19c, sala price,
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
LEATHER MEDAL MAIL
BOTHERS UNCLE SAM

Literally tangled, Is case which Is
now perplexing both the postoffice au-
thorities and local mercantile firm.
The firm In question conceived the
unique advertising scheme of sending
out samples Of the leather used in the
soles Of certain brand of shoes which
1t handles. Accordingly, small circular
pieces of leather were cut out and
stamped with the name Of the shoe.
tached to these samples.
Then the tangle began. The sam
pies were to GO out as merchandise,
postage prepaid by money, and as re-
uuired for such mail were tied up in
bundles Of fifty for convenience in
counting. Carrier after carrier brought
these packages back to the office say
ing that it was impossible for him to
deliver them. Investigation showed
handling, swung to and fro until the
cords which attached them to the tags
were hopelessly tangled. 8 -
The firm was notified that its sam
pies were not properly put up for trans
mission and few attempts were made
to find some way Of attaching the tag.
without leaving enough string to snarl
Finding this impossible the originator
intimated that, as they had paid thei7
do and that the carriers had better ge
busy and unsnarl the cords as best the,
could.
A bunch was sent to Washingto
With q request for instructions. A'-let
ter from Assistant Postmaster Genera
q. A. Hitchcock, received today, say
that the samples, as put up, are III
suited for transmission by mail, an
that the local 7postoffce need not al
tempt to deliver them.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
HE GOT ONE NICKEL BACK
Philadelphia Thought Maybe tn
Coin Was Bad.
Philadelphia Record.

l.
A 12-year-old West Philadelphia boy
of lively imagination was so sure hs
was sick one day last week that, the
he was unable to describe any symp-
toms, his father took him to the family
physician That wise man, after look
ing the youngster over and realizing
the situation. shook his head seriously
and said: "Your son is suffering from
severe case of hypoehondria. He
then wrote out prescription, telDng
the father in an aside that it was for
two ounces of pure water, but If adj
ministered by teaspoonfuls every two
hours would probably cure the bad
case of imagination without harm to
the bows system. At the drug store
the father, still accompanied by the boy,
asked to have the prescription hlled
and also for a 20-cent bottle of a patent
toilet preparation When he came to
pay, realizing that the bottle contain
ing the water would probably cost
something, he put down handful OF
silver which happened to be 90 cents.
| The druggist gravely picked up one coin
after another until only cents was
left. This he pushed back and, seee-
! inc that the customer looked surprised,
said in explanation: Twenty cents
for for the toilet water and 35 for the
| medicine - "Oh, is that all?'' said
the father, picking up the 5 cents at
last; 81 thought perhaps the nickel
was bad.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
BASEBALLF0R "U" GOODS.
FAR FROM EYES OF MAN GIRLS
WILL INDULGE IN NATIONAL
GAME. ..'.'-

Behind barred gates and hidden from
the eyes of the masculine colleglans,
the co-eds Of the university are plan
ming to play"the great American game
of baseball this spring: The ball used
will be regulation Lacquer and the
girls will play under the official base
ball rules.
The agitation for the introduction Of
baseball as a branch Of coed sport is
backed by several upperclass girls who
last year attempted to arose interest
in the game among the girls, but who
were not successful because it was
deemed impossible to play the game
secure from masculine eyes. This year
however, an effort will be made to have
Northrop field turned over to the girls
at certain hours Of the day and during
the time the girl 9ballplayers. are using
the baseball diamond the canvas screens
used in secret football practice will be
erected. ..-..-
The sport will be confined to girls
of the university, altho class and de-
partment teams may be formed. Il
it is found impossible to play the game
on Northrop field safe from mascul line
observation, the girls plan to introduce
indoor baseball in the girls gym
naSlum.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
HIGHER WAGE SCALE ..
+ ASKED BY. CARPENTERS


The painters and carpenters have
served notice upon the local builders
that after the first Monday in April
their scale of wages will be raised from
371a cents an hour to 40 cents an hour.
This means a raise Of Is cents day on
ten-hour day.
President George B: Howley Of the
Building Trades council, who is acting
secretary in the absence of Phil Carlin,
announced: today that this would be the
only advance in wages asked by the
unions affiliated with the council The
only. other union. to advance prices is
the bricklayers' which Is not connected
with the council, ~ ..,.2. 81
The employers were served with no.
tice Of this raise in the scale some time
ago, but SO far no protest has been
heard, and the people in the council
headquarters are confident that there
will be no disagreement over the adop
tion Of the new prices. ~.s :: H..
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
Agonizing Eczema
Body Covered From Head
to Feet.
5 Months In Bed Burning, itching
Blind at Times.
Another Great Cure by
.hOod'SSarSapariIIa

A medicine that will cure the worst cases
OF scrofula, eczema, psoriasis and other
blood diseases, is sure to be successful
with all similar troubles.
Mrs. Wynne's wonderful cure should
convince you that Hoods Sarsaparilla is
the medicine for you to take.
II had very bad attack Of eczema, that
terrible skin disease. No one can imagine
/. the agony endured.
For five long months lay in bed, tos-
, sing this way and that for bodily comfort.
II had two doctors and was on bread
and milk diet for more than five months.
No meat, potatoes, cereal or fish. was
white as ghost from bread and milk.
II did not have the eczema in one place
only, but from the top of my head to the
soles of my feet. My hair all fell out, and
I was blind at times. f..
II had 80 boils and carbuncles at one
time, was mass OF scabs and pus.
Oh, the Burning and Itching
and the treatment with all kinds of salve.
and oils I-did not have water on my fact
or any part OF me for over five months
Instead, was washed from head to foot IL
sweet oil, with a little carbolic acid. Ny
house was like drug store. Then had ,
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
CREAMERIES AGREE TO
!: GRADE SHIPPED: CREAM


Three. grades are being established
for cream shipped to twin city churning
plants. The system is being worked
out by the state dairy and food depart
ment, after conference between Com
missioner Slater and the managers of
the central creameries. They have
heretofore paid flat price for all cream
coming up to the stan dard Of richness,
but under the new system there will be
three grades One wi, will be, be nsweet :; "s
the third Hrejected:N g The rejected
cream will be returned to the shipper
and this will include all cream too fal
gone in fermentation to make good but
Ter, and cream arriving in a dirty con
dition. The other two grades will be
allowed for the sweet cream, which
makes finer favored butter.
The department. will send out circu
| lars indorsing this grading plan, which
isA believed to be an important move.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
OCEAN STEAMERS

Browhead. March 17-Steamer Carmania, from
New York for Queenstown and Liverpool, re-
ported 200 miles west at 8 am. and will
probably reach Queenstown about II pm.
Plymouth st. Louis from New York.
New York-Arriyed: Prince Adelbert from
Naples; Weimer from Naples; Rhynland from
Antwerp.
Glasgow-Arrived: Astoria, New York.
London-Arriyed: iladelphian, Boston.
Liverpool Arrived: Corinthian st. John, N.
B.. and Halifax.
New. Castle-Arrived: Elleric, Portland, Ore.
Diversified: Mononprizessin, Hamburg for
Havana and Vera Cruz.
Yokohama-Sailed: Empress Of Japan, from
Hongkong via Woosung, Nagasaki and Kobe
via Vancouver, b. @. &
Genoa-Arrived: Brazile, New York via
Naples.
Copenhagen Arrived: Helig oliva New, York
via Christiansand.
7Bremen-Arriyed: Californian, New Orleans
via London; Mississippi. New Orleans.
Manchester-Arrived: Iberian, Boston.
Glasgow-Arrived: Hungarian, Portland
Naples-Sailed: Citta di Milano, New York.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17

specialist, who said that in all his e1peri-
ence he Never Saw Such a Sight as
was. he wanted to take me to clinic In
New York, but said no.
"About that time friend suggested that
I try Hoods Sarsaparilla. Ny husband
got me bottle, and from the first I began
to improve, but it took number OF bottti,c.
to relieve me of that terrible afaiction.
"Now am quite well, and feel Owe
My Life to Hoods SarsapariIIa.
My testimony can be fully verified by ths
leading doctors of this city" MRS. FRED
WYNNE, 817 So. End ST., Plainfeld, NJ.
SPECIALIZE meet the wishes Of those whs
prefer medicine In tablet form. we are now
putting up Hoods Sarsaparilla in chocolate
coated tablets as well as usual liquid form.
Reducing Hoods .Sarsaparilla to solid ex-
tract. we have retained in the tablets the cura-
tive properties Of every medicinal ingredient
s1cepf; fhe Is alcohSl S2d 5y druggists Or sent
| 100 doses ST. G. !. Hood Co., Lowell. Mass.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
WITTE WILL PROTECT JEWS
Informs .B'nai B 'rith officer In Chicago
of Russia's Good Intentions.

Z Chicago, March 17.-Adolph Kraus Of
this city, president of the executive
committee of the Independent Order Of
B mai B 'rith. has received cablegram
from Count Witte, premier of Russia, in
which the count declares it the inten-
tion of the Russian government to pro-
tect as far as possible all Jews from
public massacres which It is reported
are to take place at Easter.
The cablegram Of Count Witte came
IN reply to a letter from Mr.. Kraus re-
ferring to reports of a great massacre
Of Jews to take place Easter. Count
,Witte's reply. says: :-.,..:... J."
:"I am sure you. have no doubts that
/ cannot approve violence no matter
against whom it Is directetd.-a The de
plorab1e events, that have taken place
were the result Of riots. You may be
persuaded the government will use al
possible measures to prevent violence
against peaceable inhabitants withou
regard to nationality.
-"Count Witte.''
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
ATTACK AN OFFICER
Three Men Knock Out Writ Server and
80 -~- Tear Up Writ.

Frank Quinn Of the municipal court
staff says he doesn't care to serve any
more warrants on St: Patrick g eve. He
went to 242 'Thirtieth avenue N last
night to serve writ Of replevin on Ed
ward Van Epps. He handed the paper
to Van Epps and then proceeded to the
object Of his quest which was a nice
plump working horse, hitched to a
wagon nearby. .-..a.. It'll. .
While Quinn was .unhitchinig the
horse Van Epps held a conference with
John and James Sullivan, his frineds,
to keep the horse on the premises. Ac-
cordingly Quinn was surrounded and
compelled to fight the three men at the
same time. He held out for several
rounds, but finally was knocked down.
The horse was taken away by his as
sailants, who left the document tornp
into bits by his side. The municipal
judges have taken the matter up and a
lively. time is promised the three men.
Warrants have been issued for their
arrest, and detectives are looking for
| them. .
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
DIVORCE TO NONRESIDENT
Judge D. E. Simpson Gives New Aspect
to Divorce Laws.

Judge D. F. Simpson today fled an
order granting divorce ye &C.. to to- the dil- DE-
lev versus Anna B. Cilley. In doing
so he holds that defendant on a cross
bill is entitled to a verdict of divorce,
even tho she is nonresident of this
state. The point has never been passed
on before, and the decision is an inter
esting one to attorneys.
Mr.. Cilley brought suit against his
wife, who lives in St. Louis, on the
grounds Of desertion. The defendant
filed cross bill charging that her hus-
band was the deserter. The woman S
contention was found true.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
HIS WORK WAS COARSE
Harry Metz's Imitation Blindness Fails
L. to Deceive Police.

Henry Metz and Harry Hope, clever
yaprants, were sent to the workhouse
today for swindling several Washing
ton avenue merchants.
Metz put preparation on his eyes to
make them appear weak, and then,
adorned with a pair Of green goggles,
made an acceptable blind man. Harry
Hope led him about the city while they
begged. They had cleaned up a neat
little sum when Patrolman Nels Nelson
and Sergeant Fred johnson fafhomed
their ruse and gave them a ride in the
patrol wagon.
Metz was taken to the city hospital,
where he lodged actively when light
was flashed into his eyes. Further ex-
animation showed that he could see
perfectly. In police court Metz was SEN
fenced to twenty days and Hope to ten
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
DEMUR TO INDICTMENTS
Attorneys for Milwaukee Cashier Fills
Answers to Embezzlement Charges.

Milwaukee. March 17.-Attorneys for
Henry G. Coll, former assistant cashier
of the First National bank of this city,
filed demurrers to nineteen indictments
charging embezzlement and abstraction
indictments, numbering ffty-one, charge
Coll with false entries, drawing drafts
without authority, and misapphcation
Of funds. The demurrers will be argued
on March 26.
Coll was indicted by the federal
grand jury, which found true bills
against Frank G. Bigelow. A later
grand Jury brought in many addi-
tional Indictments against Coll.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
City News
MORE PROOF IS REQUIRED
GOVERNOR CANNOT SIGN TAX
DEED ON MERE CERTIFICATE
OF THE AUDITOR.

Governor johnson has been advised
by the attorney general $ office that q
county auditors certificate is not SUI
ficient proof to warrant his signature on
a tax deed. Under the 1905 law such
deeds are to be signed by the
governor instead of the state auditor,
a and the law requires that mo such tax
decd shall be issued until sixty days
have elapsed after filing of proof OF
service Of notice.
Under this provision George 7. Simp'
son, assistant attorney, general, today
advised the governor that deed should
not be issued until there is filed with
him certified copy. Of the proof, OF
service Of the expiration of redemption
with the Endorsement showing when this
auditor.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
SAMUEL c. HOWE DEAD.

New York, March 17.-Samuel q
Howe, treasurer Of the Chicago & North
Western Railway company, died suddenly
today on the Christopher station Of ths
Ninth avenue elevated railroad. He was
seized with an attack Of heart failure
while on his way from his home to his
office in Wall street. He was taken OF
the train at the Christopher street sta
tion unconscious. and died before a phy-
sician could be summoned. Mr.. Howe
was 63 years old.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
O. s. CAIRNS A CANDIDATE
He Will Seek to Succeed Probate Judge
Harvey.

After careful consideration, Charles
s. Cairns has decided to listen to the
urgings fhis friends and large pro-
portion Of the local bar, and announces
that he will be candidate for the
probate judgeship to be vacated by
Judge F. O. Harvey.
Mr.. Cairns has practiced law In Min
neapoHs for twenty-three years and Is
one Of the well-known members Of the
legal profession in this city. He has
served in the legislature and was the
federal supervisor of census in 1900
He was a candidate for the probate
iudgeship once before and ran second
TO Judge Harvey, who won out by a
narrow margin.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
NEW JURY DRAWN
April Grand Jury Is Announced by
Clerk of Courts Allen.

Clerk of Courts A. E. Allen today
drew the following names for the April
term grand Jury: Sidney NJ. Owen,
Henry McClelland, James T. Wyman,
Joseph NJ. Davis, Frederick w. Lyman,
A. s. Adams, Casper schulenberg, J.
A. Pagan, Swan M. Klarquist, Thomas
McCort, William G. Corbett, J. F. Ches-
boro, Charles G.. Webber, Wicklif w.
Price, Charles Hoag, Arthur r. Rogers,
William M Sargent, Soren M. Lohren,
John T. Garland, William L. Gardner,
Thomas Downs. Montgomery G. Rodear-
nell, Charles W. Lundquist.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
MOUSE STOPS PRAYER
Hamline Colds Skidoo at Sight o1
Tiny 1ntrudor.

Devotional services at Hamline were
interrupted today by small, innocent
mouse that appeared from beneath the
chapel piano soon after Professor
James King was well into the morning
r,rafver -<F lfsa-r al {
: The 300 co-eds rose In bunch,
hoisted their skirts and themselves to
the backs of their chairs and created
such a disturbance with their screams
and hysterical laughter tn that t. Professor tSd o.
ming.
The boys, glad Of the opportunity,
started Magnificent rough house
chasing the mouse about the chapel,
finally driving it back to safety beneath
the piano, where 1t is held in reserve
as material for another disturbance.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
JOHANN MOST Is ILL

Cincinnati, March 17.-Herr Most was
reported in an extremely serious condi-
ton last night at the home OF Adolph
Kraus, 1923 Cutter street DIR. Joseph
Meitus stated he has not given up hope
that Most may recover, altho chances
are nearly all against him. Most is suf-
fering from erysipelas. His condition u
complicated by an aggravation Of chronic
bronchitis, from which he has suffered
for years.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
STEAMER GOES ASHORE.

Punta Ayrenas, Chile, March 17.-Ths
news reached here today that the Ameri-
can steamer Olympian, from Portland.
Ore, and San Francisco for Boston.
which passed here March 10, carried
away her anchor chains and went ashore
in Possession bay March l3, and is now
embedded three feet in the gravel beach.
The Olympian is an old sidewheel steam
er Of 1,Os3 tons, and was destined for usa
as an excursion boat
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
JEROME AND MAYOR
MCCLELLAN AT PEACE
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service. ~.@
New York, March l7.-For the first
time in three years Mayor McClellen
and District Attorney Jerome have
shaken hands and spoken to each other.
When the mayor went to the council
room yesterday to attend the meeting
of the board of estimate he saw Mr.
Jerome sitting and, with outstretched
9erome e advanced eevefa @ steps and
with clasped hands the two then ex-
changed cordial greetings. .3.;.
During the local campaign Of 1903
Mr.. Jerome referred to the mayor as
an "unworthy son of worthy
father Recently, in a speech in
Philadelphia, he retracted that state
ment
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
WASHINGTON NOTES

Richard Guenther. United States consul gen
ia steamship Kroonland, which arrived at New
York March 10. General Guenther came to
vsshfngton yesterday to report to-. the state
Senartment and before he returns to his post
homes to visit his home in Wisconsin and then
"a visit his daughter In Mexico. where he was
ora time consul general.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
SAME OLD QUESTION
How to House All School Children Puz
zles Authorities.

In spite Of the strenuous efforts of
the school board to provide accommo-
ton the board is again behind in the
race. The monthly report on enrolment,
completed today by E. M. Van Cleve,
secretary. to superintendent Jordan
shows lS8 pupils on half days, distrib-
uted as follows: Corcoran school, "a;
Lincoln, IA; Longfellow, 81; Rosedale.
Al; Sidney Pratt, 80.
The new enrollments number 238 pu.
pills, of which 127 are boys and III are
girls. This makes the total enrolment
42,668, an increase Of 1,433 over the
corresponding month a year ago.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
OWES Her LIFE VANITY.

OWES HEX ETF 81 y -VETVTF J 2 r:---
Wabash, Ind. March 17.-Mrsi. Darius
Sewell of Paw Paw owes her life to her
vanity. She determined to commit sui
eide and. not wishing to shoot herself in
the forehead because the wound would
disfgure her in death. she placed the re-
volver against the back of her head and
fired. The bullet inflicted a. serious
wound, but the woman viii recover,
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
FILLS A VACANCY
Ludwig of Winona Named on State
Capitol Commission.

- John Ludwig of Winona was today
appointed by Governor johnson as
member Of the state capitol commits
sion, succeeding the late n. W. Lam
the commission. Mr.. Ludwig is dem
ocrat and former mayor of Winona.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-03-17
TRUTHFUL THOMAS.

Cn1CagO NEWS.
Jack-Didn' see you at the opera
with Miss Homeleigb last night9
Tom-Very likely. She g a girl Id
like to marry on one account.
.Iack-What' thata
Tom-Her bank account.