Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-06-23


Uncle Pete Sambo, did yo' ever see
te Catskil Mountains? Sambo-No.
iah; Use seen 'em Kill mice.
DO YOU think his words have any
weight:" We'll, he makes some pref
ty heavy speeches. Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Tickerly-Why do they say "dabble
StochsY" Tapeson-It must he on
account Of the water that Is in most of
hem. Smart Set.
tuStomer-ls this horse radish pure.
y vegetables 'Rastus (the walter)--
Yes, sab, an it's guaranteed ter be abb
SoluteIy horseless!
Mrs. Glen Niller- How do YOU like
my new spring hate Mrs. Wade Par
Ner-Lovely, Who made it over for
'ou:~Cleveland Leader.
\ Breakfast Dialogue Mrs Talk
words Henry, you were talking in
your sleep last night. Henry Pardon
ne for interrupting you.
a Sure Way What was IT Frank
in said? II you'd have a thing wen
ione-----' Tell your cook you Ike
rare, interrupted Subbubs.
A Carnegie Proposal. Father-Can
'ou support her in the manner to
Which she is accustomed? Suitor-Yes,
sir; if you will raise an equal amount.
Tess Did he actually kiss you? Jess
Yes. Tess Gracious! Jess-The
dea! He was not. | think ii was l
who was gracious to let him.-Phila-
ielphia Press.
They say that Austria Hungary has
only one doctor to every twcnty-six
hundred inhabitants, and still the
lcath-rate Is low" That's the reasou."
indianapolis Star.
Him Darling, You don't know how
beautiful you are! Her George, |
have very good mirror and am not
blind. What don't know is how rich
jou are. Cleveland Leader
Fond Father Heaven bless You. sir,
Tor reScuing my daughter from a wa.
cry grave. Think of the risk YOU rant
Life Saver No risk ut all, sir, I'm
married Milwaukee News.
The Sick Poet Are you feeling
very illF'' asked the physician Let
ne see your tongue, please" ITS no
Use. doctor" replied the patient; no
songue can tell how bad feel
Here is an article about our cor
'upt police" said the reporter. How
should / head it, "Oh, just say the
lily has a bad case Of the blues" re-
piled the great editor Chicago News.
Fair Warming Woman Now III you
don't leave at once III call my husband
and he's an old Harvard football
| player, Tramp Lady. IL yer love him,
don't call him out used to play wild
! Yale.
Very Simple. Mrs. Chugwater Jo-
| siah, what is n pronunciamento? Mr..
"PrOnouncing amen to"
anything you want Endorsed. should
think you could tell that by looking ut
the word itself.
Mrs. Upsome people that have
moved into the house next door to ours
spend about half their time peeplng at
us through their lace curtains Mrs.
JhillicOn- Kearney-~I How did you find
1t outI-C Chicago Tribune.
He Gave 1t Up. Speaker defy
any one in this audience to mention n
single action that | can perform with
my right hand that cannot do squat
~ we'll with my left. Voice from the
iallery Put yer left hand In yer right
hand trousers pocket
Wei, I'll tell you the trouble with
Sterl ng. ! admit that he's fairly
good business man, but there's pref
y big element Of luck In his success.
les lnsufferably concelted, too, and
hen It's merely his hypocrisy that ---"
You seem to know him pretty we'll
oh. yes. we're great friends FIX.
Proud Mother A poor woman, in all
he pride aud glory Of her maternal
Ieart declared 10 kind hearted listen
r. that Since the world was IA
world, there never was such a clever
BOY Us my Mlcky, for he's just made
wo chairs ana fiddle out Of his own
read, and has got plenty If wood left
'or another
Usurlous lkeStcin aud Aaronburg.
wo money-lender~, met. "GoGt bithuess
yesterday. Ike" said Aaron. Young
sthofDcly come to nc 10 borrow $500