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Evening journal., 1906-08-31
Pennsylvania Railroad.
PhiladsIphIs. Baltimore and Washing.
ton piviaien.
Schedule in cneet July l. 1906.

Trains leave WILMINGTON as follows.
For Chester and Philadelphia. LA Alo,
l6;io 5.so, no. 10, ia 80. 1901 $50. 800.
go, 1900. lio.5o. Ills. iil.s2. il.lt a m,
5oi sss so s5s & sis . 100 90. Ind . MOO o. D. ' ~
Weekdays. 14e, 4.l6, 7l9, Ml2. 300 ~ sS
1893. IS a. NJ. llAl5. lsl. 40. 2,bs 10y;
@6. $50. CO., 655. a.S. ala l0.Vo ana
For Phiiadeiphia only, SO. sg a. m.
.'.sA 500 6.2a. ais I'll and 500 p. "a,
steS6eis-dnys; VIZ Sss, 52 a. m.' elS' III anu
For Nex York. ttbrousa s4Rress;1D, - iss
SSS ss y, s.s lit5 q m. 'i22s sial; slo. 9'Ti ~
$50. ms .Ii..' ,fA5s p'.ia ~ wssNS VS. Sas .s.sS.
I'll and 9.2s .. m. Sundays.
fYf Boston without change 1000 a. ny
SaVvs eVo p m weekdays 800 p m 9uH-
9 Baltimore ana washington. tOs 40. 5lA
siI si 80 9 s5 'l9lt lo7 and ,il!s y "a ma s y n
DAYS. 'ggl iel 2, od m; and l2lS nisint.s weSn- m
sis sT.' sci Oo Sso ns &59 S SsS S 'S SsSndaSs. ssi
70 81 fillmore ans Intermediate stations;
q 70, 80 e.bS p. m. weekdays. and ie'sa
For tho south
as A,su,asnitio Coast Ilne.- Express 1.os a. m
s5at6erRR 3 RaiiMsalSy Ri iSsaly lSy.Express. Lao a. m.
B HssbearSdir a "a Rir M biRs si,sl''- -Ranway-E1pres,
''iS So1fdit' a. ~ and and s.s9 ?. m, daily. m,
5pfnpjphis and New orleans. ees .. n'-.
,.chesapeake q Ohio nanway--Expresa
Ti;y T-yt,, a m. week-daya. lt9 and Slb p. IA
Delawars Division.
LOT New Castle. 6.5h. SIS a. M. Gos. atA
enS9 ee1 p. n. weekdays. 1853 a. m. anc
f-.g y. m. Sundays.
For Lewes and Rehoboth. SIS A. m
srn19 844 y. m. week days. 7.53 a. m. ant
So p. n. Sundays.
81, N Dover, Harrington, ana Delmnt
&c iO43 a. M. 2ti. e.52 p. m. and l2.J
" al ,M',es..-'-eays. I52 a m. 40 p m. an'
for Harrington ana way stations. c.5
a. ~: and 3.o5 p. M. weekdays.
Seosiiort and Norfolk. 10.4z a m. week
03sS ana i--uo .iSht. daily.
For Atlantic City.
pSSonnectlng VIA West Philadelphia. Z
hIoad Street. $50. $50 n. M. 1870 (Satu'
cay, cay, cnly). i.3o. e.5S $50 and SIS p p
2. m. sundaya Atlantic city Special g.
D. m. weekdays
Cape May. as p. m. weekdays. 71o {
N Sundays.
Dining Car. Accommodate
eau fer and check baggage from hotel
and residences,
Tor further Information, apply n J. n
McWin'amH. City Ticket Agent, ~ Mar
ket street OF AZ the station. Teienh -.
city ticket office. ID. ana A. $50. or Del
W W. ATTERBURY, J. r. wooD.
General MANAGER. Pass'f. Trafnc Mgr
GEO. w. BOYD,
Gnne~ai F'assergar Aren't
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CIVIL ENGINEERS.

F. FRANCIS A. PRICE. civn engineer and
surveyor. i0O9H Market St. both phones.
opposite Court House.
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MORTGAGE BROKERS.

HONEY 10 LOAN on oes3vabls ursg
on city properties IN amounts
to suit HAWKINS 4 CO. IA Gaxket 81
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FARMS FOR SALE.


BUY A FARM IN PENNSYLVANIA,
NEW JERSEY OR DELAWARE.
Best states for profitable farming. Soil
adapted to great variety OF crops. Near
markets that pay hest prices for your pro-
duets. Farm lands IN these States my
Speciality, sold and bought Write for par
ticulars. RAYMOND g. FRICK. 100 r. b,
Trust Bid. PHILADELPHIA
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PUBLIC SALE.

--Sn Will be sold. at Public
XteAS Sale near Practical Far
,.Izsa-.ZV mer, Thursday, August 80,
Se's''zTv-e'<'s-~ 1906, at 2 p. nj 40 head
of very coice OHIO COWS. Mostly
fresh and some springers Also 6
Stock Bulls. Terms: so days credit.
GEO s. BIGGER.
Stidham & Son, Aucts. .N
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BOATS AND LAUNCHES.

LAKE ENGINE. COME SEE IT RUN.
OF write for information.
i-.ii d !. IT. LAKE.
49, Bourse Bldg. philadelphia, Pa =.
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CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.
PIANOS.

PIANOS-If you want bargain IN used
pianos OF any make, write for Bargain
Booklet No. 53. BI.AEIUS 8 SONS. Phila-
deiphia.
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LOST AND FOUND.

-y,.>->~-~.>~ee-o-e,.-.-,-
LosT-On Saturday night. a double
barrel hammerless gun in canvas case,
on the west side Reward If returned to
~ King street. SIX .s
FoUND-BlacH and tan hound. Call at
fo6 East Seventh street, prove property,
and pay for this adv. a27-st
LOsT-A pocketbook containing un-
signed check in going from plst1ffce 70
Kirkwood Park. Reward II returned 70 80
Walnut. WILLIAM BUCKALEW.
5LOST-On Saturday afternoon. two
automobile tags, Del, No. 25i; Penn. No
sos. Finder please return TO garage. 11th
and West sts. nn.f-.- l-li
LOST Wallet containing sum OF money
and card OF T.rM. Eiiason. $40 reward II
left at journal Office. a1-df re r-
tLOsT4on Locust street, black pup.
white breast, white feet, female. liberal
reward 4 returned to s2S East Seven
teenth ST. '-i''
u Z WALL DECORATORS.
>~-S~~S>>~~
JOHN B. KRUGER.
Paper Hanger and Decorator.
TOURIH AND JACKSON STREETS. -
Del. Phone 1897. ID. 4 A27sDI
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ALL KINDS OF HORSES.
What the Farmer Needs Is the Me-
dunn Sized Animal for All
Around Use.

Literally all kinds OF horses Go
found In the American horse market.
There seems to be less uniformity
there than among other kinds of farm
stock. This is due to the very great
number of different things for which
horses are used We have cattle either
for milk giving or for beefmaking, and
they quite naturally divide into two
general classes. Not so with horses.
All kinds of work is to be prformed
by them, and each kind of work re-
quires particular kind OF horse This
has given rise also in certain section
Of the country to the demand for the
mule.
The city establishment that has
hard teaming to do wants a heavy
horse that can pun an immense load.
The better the roads over which the
loads are to be drawn, the less active
may the horse be, while the poorer the
roads the more active. So in some
cities heavy sluggish horse is asked
for, but in another a heavy horse
slightly lighter in weight but having
more activity. In the great cities is
found the demand for cab horse, a
comparatively cheap animal that looks
well and can do fair amount of
work The private coach horse is
more of an aristocrat and is demand
ed by the wealthy of the cities.
The farmer wants medium-sized
horse that can lie serviceable in many
departments of farm work. says the
Farmers Review. He avoids the very
heavy horse and the very light horse.
The man that spends a good part OF
his time on the turf wants a light
horse that is all muscles and sinews.
His only quality demanded is the one
that will carry him over the ground at
a great rate Of speed.
II does not look now as II we would
be able to get any general agreement
as TO what kind of horse is the most
profitable for the farmer to raise II
depends on the market. and that de-
pends on the locality. TO a consider
able extent. The people are demand
ing all kinds of horses and are not
combining themselves to any one class.
An attempt 70 raise fny one class of
horses, TO the exclusion OF other kinds,
might easily result In a glut and low
prices for one class OF horses.
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Scatter the Hogs.

II is better for many reasons that
the hogs be scattered about the farms.
There is now being practiced not only
at the experiment stations, but also
on many OF the farms where large
numbers of hogs are being raised. Il
greatly lessons the possibility of hog
cholera gaining a foothold, and limits
its spread II 1t does. Small tent
shaped houses are now becoming pop
ular for housing hogs so distributed.
These houses have floors in some
cases, but not in others. A floor that
can be removed at pleasure is best.
II requires more labor to care for hogs
when scattered about, but the extra
labor Is more than compensated for
bysthe greater freedom of the animals
from the disease and the greater clean
Illness possible on the farm. Money is
not made out Of sick hogs, but out Of
healthy ones.
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FEEDING OF DAIRY COWS.
Two Mistakes Which Are Commonly
Made and Which Cut Of
the Profits.

There are two common mistakes
made in feeding COWS; first. not feed.
ing literally enough: second, feeding
ration not properly balanced, says
c. II. Eckler, OF Mis- souri,, in the Prai.
rie Farmer. II has been found by ex.
periments that about 60 per cent. of
what COW can eat Is necessary to
merely maintain her without produc.
ing any milk or gaining in weight
This being true. II is evident that II
is not economy TO feed only a little
more than this GO per cent needed to
keep ND the cows body.
Below are given balanced rations
that will furnish the materials neces.
sary to produce milk in about the
right proportion. BY the term "ra'
tions" Is meant the feed for "a hours
If COW will not give a good flow Of
milk in the early par! of the milking
period, when fed liberal amount Of
one OF these rations, It indicates that
she Is not adapted by nature to be
dairy animal and she should be dis.
posed Of The amounts given are con.
sidered about right for a COW giving
from 20 to 25 pounds Of milk per day.
For heavy mixers these rations are
to be increased and reduced for light.
er mixers. In making up these ra-
tious, ii is designed that the COW be
given practically all of the roughness
she will eat and then sufficient grai
is added TO furnish the necessar!
amount OF digestible material.
I. Glover hay, 20 pounds; bran, 8
pounds; corn. TO pounds.
2. Clover hay, 20 pounds; oats. to
pounds; corn, TO s pounds.
8. Glover hay, 20 pounds; corn and
cob meal. 8 to 10 pounds; gluten or
cottonseed meal, pounds.
4. Alfalfa or cowpea hay. Is TO 90
pounds; corn. to IL pounds.
5. Alfalfa or cowpea hay, 10 pounds;
corn stover. 10 pounds; corn, to 10
pounds: and bran. pounds.
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WINTER CHICKS.
They Must Be Kept Warm Long
After They Are Hatched-
Danger of Stunting.

How to make a success Of winter
chicks intended for broilers. is a long
story. One soon learns that Matching
Is not the whole thing. To keep them
growing and thrifty, chicks must have
artificial warmth from the start until
they are full feathered. Moving them,
when a few weeks old, from heated
brooder to a cold house in order to
make room for the second hatch, stunts
their growth. and stu ted chicken,
like a stunted calf or pig, is not worth
much. The brooder chicks will tell
you by their movements and cries,
says the Farm Journal, when they are
happy, or when they are in pain. II
you have gumptioD enough TO unde
stand their language, you stand a
pretty good chance of being successful
with them.
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Artificial Storm at Sea.

The inhabitants Of Aboukir. near
Alexandria. were recently treated to
a wonderful spectacle. II became
necessary to destroy some 10 tons OF
powerful dynamite, and the explo-
to blow up a town
were taken to sea and placed beneath
the water. Something like a subma.
rine earthquake followed the explo.
sion. which was heard for miles
around. A wsterspout shot into the
air to height of about 1000 feet. and
fell back In dazzling spray. Simul,
taneously the sea became whirlpool
of seething water. as II agitated by
hurricane.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-05
FERTILIZERS FOR TOMATO.
Better Results Obtained Sometimes
from Commercial Fer
tilizers.

OF all the crops grown by the market
gardener none is more generally used
than the tomato. II is crop that may
be quite geenrally grown on nearly all
soils, the commercial production from
soils varying all the way from light
sand to heavy clay, although the loan
is undoubtedly the best adapted. In
the case of light, sandy soils, the irri-
cation must be practiced to a greater
or less extent. The main feature OF
profitable culture of the tomato is the
maintenance of rapid steady growth.
The crop Is a large user of water, and
II heavy crop is to be obtained, this
drinking habit'of the plant must be lib
orally met. The plant is also heavy
feeder, Its yield is not infrequently
upward If ten tons of fruit per acre
Farmyard manure may be used on
this crop when grown for canning pur-
poses, but in a long-continued stretch
of warm weather, especially in western
states, there Is danger of drying out OF
the soil on account of the large amount
Of vegetable matter incorporated with
the soil. %he better plan is to substi-
tute for this nitrate of soda, accom-
panied by The necessary mineral foods,
potash ana phosphoric acid. AS much
as 200 pounds per acre Of nitrate OF
soda can often be used at profit upon
this crop as soon as the plants are well
rooted, the fertilizer being well worked
into the soil. Previous to planting
the other ingredients may be used tc
the extent of 400 pounds of superphos
phate and $50 pounds Of sulphate OF
potaDh. Such mixture has not only
a favorable action in increasing the
yield, but also adds TO flavor and color
of the fruit
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WHY POE LEFT WEST POINT
He Was Given to Escapades Out Of
Limits and Was Caught
.,---.,- in the Act,

Several army officers were sitting In
New York hotel recently, discussing
old times at West Point The talk
turned on the instructors who used to
put them through their PAGES, relates
Success Maagzine.
II shall never forget old Prof.
Church." exclaimed one. "He always
impressed me as being about a hun
dred years old, and / guess he was
pretty well along. because one day,
up in the library. when / happened to
be looking at a portrait of Edgar AL
len Poe, he informed me that he had
taught the poet mathematics. and ex-
planned how the young man came to
leave.
1T was as much OF a crime in those
days as now for a cadet to be off linn
its without permission II meant dis
missal. Poe, being an untamed spirit
couldn't resist the temptation to take
a chance now and then and run down
to a resort at Highland Falls. He and
four other cadets stole of late, one
night, and were having a high old
time, when they heard squad from
the Point coming down the road. You
can imagine the wild scattering. Two
cadets sought the cellar. and two more
the rooms above; Poe was small and
was lifted into a convenient sugar bar
rel. The four other fugitives were
quickly discovered. 1t was an after
Thought on the part of the lieutena nj
in command to lift up the lid OF the
sugar barrel. He dragged Poe out and
marched him, with the others. OF tc
the guard house. He had offended be.
fore, and was regarded as the ring.
leader in the escapade. and so his
career as soldier came to an end"
And a mighty good thing II was,
exclaimed one of the listeners. for the
world OF letters!"
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THE LIVE STOCK.

Three Cs to stand by-cows, corn.
clover.
To prevent butting. tie a stick or a
pole three feet hong to the bucks horn.
and let II drag on the ground.
Any animal on the farm will stand
more exposure without suffering than
COW giving large amount of milk.
Salt and ashes are a fine preventive
Of sickness in the hog yard. This
means hard wood ashes. never coal
ashes
Unless sheep are caught with a crook
more or less wool will be wasted al
.shcep-shearing time. Sheep and lambs
caught by hand often lose handfuls OF
fleece.
One reason why the hog pasture
must be restricted in size is that hog
fencing is very costly. The strands
OF wire must be close together and tho
lowest wire must lie along the ground
The hogs ability to root under almost
anything makes him hard animal to
fence against.
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- - f'a'saT \ "a. So - ~
to the wool. Though 1t was not a sure
preventive II was useful. In a way,
each sheep was provided with a stall
composed Of board about seven inches
wide. This board was backed with an
other four inches 50 that the space be-
tween where the sheep extended the
head into the stall was narrow, being
only about six inches. The stalls"
were about ten inches wide. The wide
rack was attached to one side OF the
wall and was supported with a plat
form In front wi,l sufficient standing
room for the sheep. Those of our
readers, says the Prairie Farmer, de-
string rack OF this kind which will
aid in keeping the chaff from the wool,
and at the same time providing a good
place to feed, may find some useful
hints in this plan.
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IMAGINARY DISEASE
CASES THAT CALL FOR OPERA
TIoNS OF FAKE" NATURE.
Hallucinations Cured by Humoring
Whims of Patients-Singular
Case Cited in Illus
tration.

According to a Detroit surgeon,
there are many sane persons who, be-
lieving that they are threatened with
some dangerous disease, insist on un-
dergoing severe operations in order
that their lives may be saved.
I'VE do not really perform these
operations" he explains in the News
Tribune, but have assisted at many
imaginary ones to crafty the whim
of a patient suffering from some form
of hysteria.
we had a young girl here year
ago with most obstinate attack of
hysteria which took a very curious
form. She would never lie down in
her bed. but invariably sat bolt up
right with her back against the foot
RAIL- constantly turning her head from
side to side like an automation.
Il had watched her do this many
times, and one day asked her why
she continued 1t. to which she replied
that there was a string In her head
which pulled It from side to side,
and that until It was cut she would
have no rest.
This remark gave me an idea, and
| asked II she would allow me to ex-
anime her head. She was perfectly
willing. and after an inspection last
Ing 20 minutes | gravely announced
that she was quite right. and that the
only cure was slight operation In
order to sever the string.
She clapped her hands with de-
light like child and declared that 1t
was what she had told several doc
tors, but that they had all laughed
at her. Would perform the opera
tion at once? thought 1t better,
however, to defer doing so until the
morning, after had consulted the
visiting surgeons.
Having explained the circum-
stances, the imaginary operation was
agreed upon, and the following morn,
ing the young woman was led into
the surgery, placed upon the operat.
Ing table and anaesthetics were ad-
ministered. Part of her luxuriant
brown hair was cut OF and a portion
of the back of the head two inches
above the nape of the neck was shaved
smooth.
Then. In order that there should
be something to show for the imag
mary operation, the scalp was lanced
until the blood ran. leaving a cut
about two and half inches In length
This was bound but not strapped and
the patient was conveyed back to her
bed. where she remained for 40 min
utes before returning to conscious
ness
Meantime ! had taken a piece OF
an ordinary d violin string about -four
inches long. and soaked II in water un
til 1t resembled a raw sinew, the OBJ
ject Of this. of course. being 70 show
the patient the actual string taken
out of her head. When she returned
to consciousness she was told how
entirely successful the operation had
been aud shown the string which had
been the cause of all her trouble. aftel
which she fell into natural sleep and
awoke perfectly restored. From thai
day to this she has been entirely
cured OF her hallucination"
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Difficult Tongue.

Eskimo has the reputation of being
a difficult tongue to understand. even
more to speak. All manner of parts
OF speech may become Joined to verbal
roots and the whole may be conju.
gated like simple verb-which is
to foreigner. One mission.
airy brought back word which, when
written on the blackboard, was quite
2h yards long.-Boston Transcript.
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Bulletin No. 205. The best size is G
IT. long, 2 IT. in. wide, and 2h IT..
high. 1t is made of 2x4 inch scant.
ling, closed in front, open behind. On
each side nail 2x4 strip reaching
from the bottom at the rear end to a
point about Ia or 1G inches from the
top at front end, for the boar to rest
his feet on. The holes in the side
cleats are for an iron rod to run
through just behind the sow's hook
joints The cut shows bottom boards
put in lengthwise. If put in crosswise
the board will not slip so much; light
Stats nailed crosswise will answer the
purpose.
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HEN CACKLEs.

The pullet is the winter layer. Old
hens seldom lay in winter when eggs
are scarce.
The farmers hen competes for prec.
edence with wheat, poultry products
aggregating half billion dollars in
value
A combination Of tree fruits, poultry
and bees In the hands Of a capable
person, beats the band as money
maker.
For bowel trouble give fowls copper.
IS water, and for swelled heads. qui-
nine pills. One two-grain quinins pill
will usually cure . hen. ~
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"You can't show me a single
reason" clustered the paterfamilias,
why we should 60 to the seashore this
summer" what ?" cried his wife.
pointing to their quartette of marri.
ageable daughters. ~ can chow you
four single reasops. s."--Philadelphia
Ledger. " ~
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STATIONARY SHEEP RACK.
Description Of One Kind Which Gave
~. Satisfactory Service for
.Ilj1a.- Years.

Some years ago a reader living in
Oakland county. Mich. built a sta
tionary sheep rack which he used sue
cessfully for number of years. Not
until the building was torn down to
give place to another was the rack
abandoned. Originally this rack was
designed for the feeding OF fine wool
sheep to prevent char from getting in
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Hogs and Tuberculosis.

The attention of Wisconsin dairymen
has been called to the fact that 1t is
possible for hogs TO contract tubercu.
losis from drinking skimmilk or but
termilk after cows affected with this
disease. For this reason 1t Is very
important tna- every creamery put In
an apparatus for pasteurizing butter.
milk. This will give the disease 0
heavy setback and prevent Its spread
In many cases.
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BREEDING CRATE.
Directions Given by Government Pub
lication for Construction of
Good One

Several requests have been made
for description of breeding crate
for swine. The illustration and de.
scription are taken from Farmers
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Emma (who is stenographer)-Is
Name very quick as a stenographerp
Lizzie (also stenographer)-Quick!
She is bird. Why, she got her last
boss to propose in less than two weeks.
Judge.
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A Certain Cure for Aching Feet.

Aliens Foot-Ease, powder; cures
tired, aching. sweating swoolen feet.
Sample sent free, also sample of Foot
Ease Sanitary corn-pad, new inven-
tion. Address, Allen s.. Olmsted,
Leroy, N. Y.
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II envy the crust which the poor
man munches," said the dyspeptic
millionaire.
"Well, why don't you change places
with him ?'' ~
"Because ! don't want to deprive
him of his happiness. Atlanta Con-
stitution.
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81 thought Gwendolen's mamma had
forbidden her seeing young Hankerton
any more" swell, she doesn't see
him any more. They meet at our
house, of course but he always turns
the gas down as soon as she comes In
to the parlor. ."-Chicago Tribune.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-07-05

An official of the New York postoffice
says Harper's Weekly, relates story
of the sad predicament of an IrIshman
who entered that Office tor the purpose
of mailing letter to his fapcee.
He had paused In perplexity before
a board containing three letter-slots
bearing the words city," Domestic
"Foreign."
"Faith," heiEmuttered, "this IL a
pretty problem. Maggie's domettic,
she lives in tn city and she's foreign
er. What beats me Il hov I'm TO get
the letter in the three holes at
I snst I" 4