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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-15
Some Ideaa of His Own.

1t was Dicks turn to read his CON-
position In school. He arose, walked
up in front of his teachers desk and af-
ter making his bow unrolled a sheet Of
foolscap and began:
Cows:
"Cows Is very useful animal. Cows
give milk, but as for me, Give me lib
erty or give me death Ladies'
Home Journal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-15

There are some mothers who think
the baby's father doesn't love 1t because
he refuses to let 1t smear molasses
candy on his clothes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-15

If you were operated on by the doc
tors, would you want a notice of 1t II
the papers?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-15
Appropriate to Character.

why In the world did you name
your car The Scandal Mongerp
ITS always running people down"
Houston Post
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

ton was whether doctrinal disagree
ments as to the future were to prevent
political agreement as to the present.
The Revolution, the Republic of 1848,
the Third Republic, had emancipated
the citizen. That had not sufficed. They
had fought against the religious chime
ra. All together they had extinguished
IN the heavens stars that would never
again be lighted But did they fancy
thelr work was done? 1t had only just
begun. What had they now to say to
those whose dreams they had thus pitt
lessly shattered? What could they re-
ply to Frenchmen in possession of uni
Versal suffrage but sadly contemplating
Their economic impotence? How APP
pease their wrath? The ministry of la
Dor had been founded, he said, to meet
The growing unrest of the democracy.
The country's duty was to increase the
moral worth and the social value of all
It's sons. BY undertaking and accom-
pllshing a work Of justice French legis-
lators could create a vast accumulation
of human wealth and vastly increase
the patrimony of their country and of
humanity.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
BANDsoME HARRISBURG.

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Is feeling
quite comfortable nowadays. She has
fine capitol, which was Quilt for $4,-
100000, and Improved for $9OOO,OOO'
and she is rejoicing in the development
Of her rlverfront. During the last four
years she has been engaged in a scheme
of improvements, now well advanced,
involving an expenditure of over ST.
100000. The riverfront park has been
opened and is largely used, ten acre
playground has been opened, park
way Of about eighteen miles has been
begun, a great natural park is about
tNo-thirds purchased and within year
probably six hundred acres Of this viii
be ready for Improvement, a filtration
plant has been completed and twenty
one miles of street paved at an expense
to the city of 100000 for lntersecting
and to the people, upon the foot-front
assessment basis, OF nearly $1,ooo,ooo
Lying parallel to the heart of the city
is a beautiful island, on one portion Of
which the filtration plant has been es-
tablished. The rest of the island has
been leased, without charge, to the city
for twenty years for park purposes.
In the face Of all this the tax rate
has been advanced only half mill, and
now stands at eight mills for city pur-
p3ses All of which looks as if the
capital of Pennsylvania was sounder
than some other parts of it.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
H4RDENED.

"Ah, old man, you're star at last"
Yes
Assisted by large company, eh?"
well not retarded much, Wash
ington Herald.
The young hostess-Papa, | wish you
would request the musicians not to
play the dance music so fast.
Her father did, my dear, but the
leader says the union rules call for time
and half after midnight,-Puck.
This is a queer world" sighed Mr.
Splurgit. while / was wondering
where I was going to get the money to
pay tie rent this month / happened in
the kitchen and heard the washerwom-
an say she'd just paid down sl,O00 on a
new house. Detroit Free Press.
Keep your eye on the waiter. He has
tried to work off that steak on at least
three men,"
Devoted to his employers interests,
eh?"
II rather imagine il no patron will
stand for it he'll have to eat it him.
self. Washington Herald.
1T would be a great pleasure to me,
Miss Stout" said Mr.. Dudley ito have
you go to the theater with me this eve
ming"
Have you secured the seats?" asked
Miss Vera Stout.
"Oh! come now, really, you're not so
heavy as all that. Philadelphia
Press.
THE beauty Of this great and glori-
GUS republic said the American proud
ly, lis that any boy born here may be-
come president"
"Fawncy!" exclaimed the British
tourist. L was under the impression
that the president had to be at least
forty years old. Catholic Standard
and Times.
Mrs. Ferguson with great severity
George, do you think it's good manners
to interrupt a person who is talking2
Mr.. Ferguson-No, ] don't, Laura,
beg your pardon. 1 was only going to
say
Mrs. Ferguson-I know Just Whist you
were going to say, and don't want to
hear I'll It isn't true-Chicago Tri-
bune.
Listen to this, Maria" said Mr..
stubb as he mfolded his scientific pa
per. This article states that in some
of the old Roman prisons that have
been unearthed they found the petrlfied
renains of the prisoners"
Gracious, joint" replied Mrs. Stub,
with smile i suppose YOU would
call them hardened criminals. "-Chica-
go Daily News
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

than that occupied there then by Sir
John McLeavy Brown can hardly be
imagined, but he is not lacking either
In courage or In determination, and, in
spite Of the jealonsles and irtrlgues Of
foreign rivals and Of the fractions at
the Emperors court, he managed not
only to retain his position, but also to
carry on great work intrusted to him
in a manner which compelled the adj
miration Of all who realized to any ex-
tent how formidable were the obstacl-
es which he had TO surmount 1t Is not
overstating the case to say that Sir
John McLeavy Brown was the one
man who held Corea together during
those few years, and he was in a fair
way to do for Corea what Sir Robert
Hart has done for China He reor-
ganized the finances and reduced them
to something like order. Under his di-
rection a survey Of the coast was
commenced. Lighthouses were in
course Of erection at dangerous points,
Smuggling was kept down, and other
measures were adopted for safeguard
ing the interests of the foreign ship
ping which was being attracted to
Corea. The Coreans are often descrlb-
ed as being the dirtiest people in the
world, and the present condition of
Seoul, with It's three fine streets and
improved sanitation, is due entirely to
his initiative.-The Fortnishtly Re-
view
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
Where WIN It EndE

Moving along moving along,
Some with grumble and some with a
song,
Some with a look of contentment and
some
Growing and gructing and gloomy and
glum,
Some can see only the blue of the skies,
Some see but clouds through their sor
row-seared eyes;
Some think the world is a paradise
broad
Some think 1t fraud.
Moving along, moving along,
Weaker ones hustled aside by the
strong,
Knights of morality battling with vice.
Vlciousness cutting its quota Of Ice
Snakes of venality crawling around
Dodging the bootheels on honesty's
ground
Satan the lookout that's watching the
game
Amt it a shame!
Moving along, moving along,
Riches the aim of the mad rushing
throng,
Worshipping lucre and no other god.
Business" q cloak that Is sheltering
Grafters and boodlers outreaching for
gain,
Christians all praying, but praying In
vain,
Hearts growing ninty and souls grow
ing cold
Graspng for gold!
Moving along, moving along,
Pushing and crushing, money mad
throng,
Paul robbing Peter with consummate
Peter quick turning the tables on Paul
Trusts casting shadows on every door,
Rich growing richer by robbing the
poor,
Justice unblinded, scales covered with
rust,
Robes dragging in dust!
Moving along, moving along,
Right often held in the talons OF
Wrong
Purity hecked with the foulest Of slime
Public officials all winking at crime
Old path Of rectitude choking with
weeds,
Rankest rascality sowing its seeds,
Sinners and saints in their mad schem-
ings blend
Where will it end?
James Barton Adams in Denver
4 illltS.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
TIE pEoPL1NG or cANAn4.

The peopling Of Canada goes rapid
ly on. The United States is contribut-
ing many Of her valuable and valued
citizens, and Europe is sending many Of
hers An interesting feature Of the
movement is the very successful effort
Of the Salvation Army to give the IN
employed OF Great Britain a new start
in the Canadian West. Colonel Lamb
who is in charge of this immigra ton
work, when in ottawa recently express
ed himself as being highly satisfied
with the first years operations. Over
eleven thousand carefully selected inn
migrants were sent to Canada, and all
seem to be well satisfied with their new
condition Not d single complaint has
been received by the Salvation Army
officers in charge of the work. Next
year 1t is expected that fully thirty
thousand homeseekers will be sent out.
These immigrants are not being settled
In colonies, but are allowed to 90 where
they will, AS a matter Of fact, the
colony" idea is being discouraged by
the Canadian government, as it has not
proved to be success. Only a few
weeks ago Frank Oliver, Minister of the
Interior, refused a request made for a
grant of land In the West by Israel
Zangwlll, the Jewish novelist and lead
er. Mr. zangwill wanted to start a
purely Jewish colony, but was diseour-
aged by the Minister, Settlers from the
United States and Eastern Canada who
go into the West anxious to take up
land object when they find that large
tracts Of 1t are being held in reserve
owing to some colony" scheme, which
frequently never materlalizes, and if it
does is not successful. Hence the deci-
sion to put stop to this kind of thing
and to give the land to the first bona
fde settler who may want It.
There are evidently great days ahead
for Canada. Still, there can hardly be
two countries in this part of the world
as rich and flourishing as the United
States. Perhaps by and by there will
be only one
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
MORE FRENCH Talk.

They are doing some pretty good
talking in France nowadays. In his re-
cent address in the French Parliament
NJ. Viviani, the new minister of labor,
said that liberty of thought, liberty of
speech, liberty of writing were not ey-
erything. The working classes demand
ed social liberty as well. Liberty for a
man was the power to act Where did
social security reside? he asked, and
his answer was Sin property signif-
icant observation on the part Of q So
cialist leader. The Socialists and Rad
icals, he said, differed in doctrine, but
the Parliamentary and political ques-
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
NO CAESE FOE WORRK.

IT is figured out by those who study
the situation that Yale is going to suf-
fer more loss than Princeton or Har-
ward by the next graduation. Loss
means, of course, loss in athletics. No
other loss amounts to enough to be
worth mentioning, According to the
figures Yale will lose ten of those who
played in championship games, Prince
ton will lost, six and Harvard will lose
four.
We don't know how correct these fig
ures are, but if it is true that Yale is
soon. to lose ten of her greatest men
the sadness which such prospect VIII
naturally make can be mitigated by the
thought that Yale's reputation is such
that many other great men have al
ready been drawn here and are waiting
for a chance to show their greatness.
and many more are on the way. This
years freshman class is said to be very
promising in athletics, and next years
undoubtedly will be. When the new
and coming ones get thoroughly train
ed and thoroughly imbued and inspired
by the Yale spirit they will measure
Up to the heroic size needed to carry on
the Yale banner.
There is, therefore, no need to worry
about Yale as long as she can keep on
winning. There will be no dearth OF
great men here while Yale remains
great,
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations, Wants, Rents and other
small advertisements, One Cent a Word
each insertion. Five Cents a Word fof
d full week.
Display advertisements, per inch' one
insertion, 1920; each subsequent 1nser-
tion, 40 cents; one week, $500; one
month, $40; one year, $40.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

The law" said a recent ltceurer,
furnishes an excellent means Of liveli-
hood"
That's so, especially If you can get it
TO make you some rich girls husband.
Boston Transcript.
Lawyer-Now, see here, before I take
your case want to know if you are
guilty.
Ctent-Do YOU suppose I'd be fool
enough to come to the most expensive
lawyer in the town if l was innocent p
ALLY Sloper's Holiday.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27
ENGLISH INFLUENCE IN coREA

Another British subject who has
done some brilliant service out in the
Far East is Sir John McLeavy Brown,
who was for some years at the head
of the custom department and also
Controller of Finance in Corea. During
the crisis which arose some years back
in the clash Of interests between Rus
STA and Japan, fierce light played
fer some time upon Corea, and the
condition Of things existing there was
shown up for all the world to see. A
crisis is no new thing in Corea, and
any position more difficult to maintain
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

j first visited Cincinnati thirty-seven
years ago, said Secretary Elihu Root
to a newspaper man of that city, with
the first money made out of the law.
came out here simply because
wanted to see the West, as 1t was then
called. In way the object Of my Wis
1t to the South American countries was
the same as that Of my long-ago visit
to this city. Specifically, 1 was inter-
ested in promoting the success Of the
Pan-American congress which met at
Rio Janeiro. I also wished to become
acquainted with the men of that coun-
try. I wished to become acquainted
with the men with whom the depart
uent of state had diplomatic relations.
And 1 wished to dissipate the idea,
which was prevalent in some places,
that the Monroe Doctrine might be
construed into proteotorate to be ex-
eroised over those countries by the
United States. There is no foundation
for such belief, and I was glad to
assure the countries which I visited of
that fact"
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

If 1t is a fact that children and fools
speak the truth, the average Of veracity
Is probably safe, in spite Of the consid-
cradle falling of IN the number Of chill
dren.-Puck
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

Before the great game Head Coach
Reid declared that the Harvard team
was the brainiest he ever knew. He has
seen more and knows more now.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

There are now about $1,000 free deliv-
cry routes in rural districts in the
United states. These routes average
about twenty-four miles.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

The Boston Herald points out that
while the wages Of sin remain about
the same all others are being marked
np ten per cent. or thereabout.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

Some Of the Ohio courts are giving
penalties for saloon keepers who sell
grog to minors. The other day a Co
lumbus Judge sentenced liquor dealer
to pay fine Of $500 and to serve sixty
days In the workhouse for the offense.
little enough.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

A member Of the famous Esterhazy
Family OF Austria is to become monk.
He is Count George, who has never re-
covered from the shock produced by
the death of his only son, young man
only twenty years old, who died of ty-
plus fever last spring. The count is
preparing to enter a monastery and to
live the rest Of his life as Carthusian
monk, and to take the vow Of perpetual
silence in his cell. He is ffty-eight
years old.
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EGmratan,n.

WELD, baritone, Voice
Culture-Garcia Method. Private les
sons Tues, Wed. Fri, Sat. Glasses OF
grouped voices Especial terms).
Studio, 100 Orange Street.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

IA rich man living in one Of the sub
urbs of Philadelphia is known in the
neighborhood as something of a miser,
and has made himself extremely I'M
popular with local tradesmen by always
pleading for good measure" and his
slowness in settling his bills. Quite re-
Gently he was feeling i'll ard consulted
a physician, who wrote him a prescrip-
tion, which he took to a drug store near
his home to have filled, BE sure and
let me have good measure, won't you,
MIR. Blank?" said he with his customary
Sfnirk, and a broad smile came over the
face Of the druggist as he read the pre-
scription. "For once" he replied, ~
would be glad to do it if 1 dared, for if
put In one grain more than this pre-
scriptlon calls for you would be dead
In 1--WE minutes"
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1906-11-27

No wonder there is need Of more trees
in this country. Practically the whole
world Is asking for American wood and
Its product, says ths Bureau Of statis-
tics Of the Department of Commerce
and Labor. The exports Of this cnar-
acter have increased 80 per cent. dur
ing the nine months of the present
year, over last year. During these nine
months the value of these exports was
$50, 100000. This total is raised to $751;
100000 by adding shipments from Amer
lean ports to contiguous territory. Ten
years ago the total value of exports of
this class was $32,OOO,OOO. The bulk of
the exports is classed as boards, deals,
planks, joists, and scantling; and the
next largest item Is furniture.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-02-03
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANrED-FlauO scholars. by graduate and
professor 81 music. beginners ana advanced
pupils on piano. three months tuition free
20 pupils starting a. once Address BOX
AZ Times Office fes-gt
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PROPOSALS.

OFFICE OF THE CONSTRUCTING
OFFICER for L. s Soldiers Home.
Washington Barracks. ID. c, February
3, 19J6-Sealed proposals will be received
here until noon FEBRUARY IS 1906
and then publicly opened, for furnishing
twelve thousand barrels. more or less. or
Portland cement, 10 be delivered at the
|, :. Soldiers Home, Washington, ID. =
Information on application. JOHN STE
PHEN SEWELL. Captain Engineers.
fes,5,6,526.27
PROPOSALS FOR PUBLIC CONVENT
ENCE STATION-Ofice Of the Commits
airy 2, 1906. SEALED PROPOSALS will
be received at this Office until u
O'CLOCK NJ. WEDNESDAY, FERRU-
AIRY =, 1915. TO construct Public Con-
arate proposals for Plumbing therein.
Forms. Specifications and necessary in
formation may be obtained at this Office
HENRY b. +. MCFARLAND. HENRY
l.. " EST, JOhN BIDDLE, Commissions
ers. ID. c. fe3-6t-exSu
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
once or superintendent L. 5. Capitol
Building ana Grounds. Washington, u.
c., January =. 1906 Proposals On dupli-
cate) VIII be received and opened at the
above office WEDNESDAY,, FEB
RUARY IS 1906. AT O'CLOCK =. NJ,
for cast iron soil and drain pipe and fit-
tings therefor. to be used in connection
with the plumbing work for the Office
41ts4lAAllEs United CAdAES SENATE. rams
and specifications are ready for issue
and will be sent 10 competent intending
bidders upon application. The right Is
reserved TO accept or reject any or all
proposals. or sections OF proposals as set
forth on proposal forms, and 10 waive
any infOrmalities or technicalities. Ell
LOTT WOODS, Superintendent L. S.
Capitol Building and Grounds. APP
proved: L. a. HITCHCOCK. Secretary
FEST ,10,12,15.17
PROPOSALS viii be received at the
Bureau OF Supplies and Accounts, Navy
Department. Washington, ID. Q, until 10
O'CLOCK y. NJ, FEBRUARY Is. 1895,
and publicly opened Immediately there
after, 10 furnish at the navy yard and
naval laboratory, Washington. y. C.
as specified, a quantity Of naval sup
plies as follows: Sch. S4i: Ties. rails.
etc, cast-iron pipe and specials, gate
valves. fire extinguishers.-Sch. 345-
Barometers. thermometers, psychrome-
tiers, boat and deck clocks, stadimeter
glasses. spyglasses, drawing instruments.
parallel rulers. etc.-Sch. $40: Nickel
steel, steel castings, and forgings, oil
for making gas. Applications for pro-
pOsals should designate the schedules
desired by number. Blank proposals
will be furnished upon application TO
the Bureau. II. T. B. HARRIS. Pay
master General U. S. y. Sa27fe2
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-02-03
DENTISTRY.

FIRST CLASS WORK, LOW PRICES-sa,
OF teeth. IS up; gold crowns, IS IN: soId
filings. 81 up silver filings 900 url. vso,.-
guaranteed; no pain. DR.. GEO. L. ED
MONDS. $40 f 81. NV. jaz7-5Ot
TEETH WITHOUT PLATEs-No extracting
no pain; look. feel, act, and last longer than
natural teeth; shunken faces made normal.
painless filling. DIR. j. L. WILSON. 1908 +
ST NV. ias7-g.t
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