Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-06-16

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st Friday.
Mr.. Prindlville is n native Of Chicago
and has passed all of his life In the
city. lie Is n son of Redmond Prindi.
, vile, one of the pioneers of the city,
who was Identified with some Of the
most Important events In the making
Of Chicago. The Democrats should
nominate Justice Prindiville and the
people will certainly elect him to the
Municipal bench.
When the Gaekwar of Baroda arrived
In New York he wore q tweed suit.
spoke English and had only one wife.
! lie should now make his downfall com.
pletc BY calling himself Smith or John.
| son.
John ID. Rockefellers physician has
recommended ball playing as u cure for
the oil magnate's physical troubles. Ida
Tarbell will probably cOncede ut once
that John ID. ought to be able to make
great record as n bnse.stealer.
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Getting down to statistics 1t Is dis.
closed that S1,SOS,5 800 worth Of church
property was destroyed In San Fran
cisco. Doesn't that seem to quarrel
with the "dispensatlon Of providence"
| theory?
a NOrwcgia" Socialist has discovered
that moss. when properly cleaned.
makes u delightful aud nutritious food.
Two cents worth Of It will make a
meal. and the scientist thinks 1t IL
destined to become the popular food OF
the masses. Look out for the moss
trust.
In recent affair Of honor over In
France one of the duclists shot Il hole
| In fence. while the other tore up sew
eral inches of sod. The gentlemen then
shook hands and were friends again.
The French duel Il u glorious instltu.
\ A'V'' uihu ~ ~ Ilts tuHt ~ - VIVA
sionally marred by an accident.
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| Those citizens who thought the In.
surance companies were going to open
their safes and tell the people Of San
FranciscOs to take whatever they
thought was coming to them merely
forgot that the Insurance companies
have n lurking desire to go Oh doing
business In spite Of the catastrophe.
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San Francisco may be shaken by fu-
ture earthquakes, but 1t will never
again he wiped out of existence by
flames. In the new town wooden build
lnss will be scarcer than yellow blue
birds.
Il admire the spirit that never gives
np," remarked John ID. Rockefeller,
Jr.. to his Bible class. And Russell
Sage Is now sorry that he let the coun.
try catch him ut 1t.
Mob leaders may feel that lynchlng Is
n manly and heroic practice, but 1t IL
to be noted that they are all eager to
sneak out Of responsibility In a given
| case.
Senator SpOOner spoke q wise word
the other day in IN address TO COM
4 nf In,
"Above all things" he said, 'believe
In your republic and In the general
fidelity Of your public servants"
4 Kansas judge cured man of ha-
bitual drunkenness by sentencing him
to spend two weeks In bed. The Kan.
sas way of doing things Is always
something original and unique.
The decision OF Il Chicago religious
organization that women are no long.
er young ut 40 may be technically COR
rect, but 1t has no practical value.
How can 1t DO known when women
are 40?
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Professor Totten predicts the appear
ance OF comet which Is likely to dc
great damage. The professor has SO
lected Il good time to make his proph'
ecy. II his object Is to frlghten nervous
people and children.
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Il 1t Is a safe surmise that the various
agencies which are moving to save NJ
agara are not developing anything like
the speed OF the various corporations
which are moving to grab the water
power
A scientist now advances the the
DRY that man may grow tiDsy over n