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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05
KNlFEp
KNIFE
Coffee knitted an Old Soldier.

An old soldier, released from coffee
at 72, recovered his health and tells
about it as follows:
II stuck to coffee for years, although
it knitted me again and again
about eight years ago (as result
of coffee drinking which congested my
lyer), was taken with very severe
attack of malarial fever.
II would apparently recover and
start about my usual work only to suf-
fer relapse. After this had been re-
peated several times during the year
was again taken violently i'll.
1.-THE doctor said he had carefully
studied my case and it was either quit
coffee or die. advising me to take
Postum in its place. had always
thought coffee one of my dearest
friends, and especially when sick. and
/ was very much taken back by the
doctors decision for hadn't suspected
the coffee drank could possibly cause
my troubles.
u thought 1t over for few minutes
and finally told the doctor would
make the change. Postum was pro-
cured for me the same day and made
according to directions; we'll, liked it
and stuck to it and since then have
been a new man. The change in health
began in few days and surprised me.
and now. although l am seventy-two
years Of age, ! do lots Of hard work
and for the past month have been
teaming, driving sixteen miles a day.
besides loading and unloading the
wagon. That's what Postum in the
place Of coffee has done for me. now
like the Postum as well as did coffee.
Il have known people who did not
care for Postum at FIRST, but after hay-
ing learned to make II properly accord
ing to directions, they have come to ike
it as wei as coffee I never miss d
chance to praise it.' Name given BY
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich
Look for the little book, The Road
to Wellyille,a in pkgs.
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PubIicIty.

The first newspaper man to exploit
publicity" was the elder James Cor
don Bennett. You remember his fa-
nous apothegm First get the news:
then make a dom fuss about it." He
got the idea from favorite old hen
In his chicken yard, who, when she
had laid an egg. cackled wildly about
It for half an hour SO that all the poul-
try world, and other worlds, could
learn Of her important performance
Victor Smith, in the New York Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

Why does no newspaper Of to-day
take for itself the name The Seismic
graph? 1t were a far more. significant
name than The Times, The World, The
gribune-that is. more significant Of
the press of to-day, which is to keep
its ear close to the most delicate vibra-
tons of the universal life Of humanity
all around the globe. and thus to focus
In its own centre every slightest jar or
ripple Of indication from India, China,
Europe, America. The Boston Herald.
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Ktee ana Rice wa,er.

A British and native regiment,
making forced marches through bar
rem region in India, had rice as their
only food. The English had the great
er portion of the rice, allowing the ma
tiyes the water in which they boiled it.
But after a few weeks the European
soldiers on their rice had become gaunt
and weary, while the Indian soldiers
on their rice water remained full of
health and vigor.- London Evening
Standard.
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FouNp HIs WEAK PoINr.

"In your fortieth year." said the
paImist, you will encounter great
peril"
Guess not, said the man who was
consulting her. "Im already fifty-six.'
"Well," she rejoined, not in the least
disconnected, "all have to say to that
is that the lines in your hand contra
dict those of your face"
Whereupoa he gave her double the
usual fee and went out highly pleased
with himself. - Chicago Tribune.
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HOWE ThIs9

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transact
tions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their Arm.
WEST TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o.
WALDINa, KINEAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrn Cureis Internationally, aot-
ngdirectlyuponthe blood and mucuoussur-
faces ofthe system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halps Family pills for constipation.
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WHY HE CRIED.

The little boy came out of the room
in which his father was lacking down
O carpet. He was crying Justify.
why, Tommy, what's the matterT
asked his mother.
"P-p-papa hit h-h-his finger with the
h-h-hammer," answered Tommy.
"Well, you should not cry at thing
like that said his mother. why
didn't you laugh?v
I'll did, sobbed Tommy Judges
Magazine of Fun.
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roo Lpng in RnIlding kaiIroad.

The new railway line to Trieste
Transalpina- will be opened this year
1t is feared. however, that the neces
sary harbor works in conjunction with
them were begun too late and are being
carried out iii too lelsureIy a manner
TO enable them at present to cope salts
factorily with the fresh traffic which
will pour inGo the port through this
new channel.
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Az A DISADVANTAGE.

eyes, went out and threw the ball
around little with the boys on the
back lot. Got an awful brulsing sting
er on my right thumb, Never saw my
wife so mad"
Doesn't she want you 10 take any
exericseY
"Oh, yes; 1t wasn't that. But the
hired girl had gone out, and with that
disfigured thumb it took me plumb
forty minutes to hook her party dress
down the back. "--Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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ELS CHOICE on CIGARS.

Now, dear" confessed Mrs. Puffer,
I'm going to buy you box of cigars
for Christmas. but want you to tell
me what kind to get"
81 may as well buy them, them he
said, smiling.
mo, l want to get them myself.
What kind must you get?.
IF you insist, prefer smokeless."-
Indianapolis Star.
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a TASTY CHoP FoR AN Invalid.

Trim away every particle of fat from
a neck or loin chop, melt piece of
butter on plate, sprinkle the chop
with pepper and salt; dip both sides
in the butter, and sprinkle little lem
ON juice over the top, leaving it in the
butter for at least two hours. Put the
yolk Of an egg on a plate, with tea
spoonful of grated cheese. Mix it to-
gether, and mask the chop freely with
the mixture Have ready some boiling
drippings in frying pan, lay in the
chop, and let it cook thoroughly. first
on one side, and hen on the other; 1t
will take quite six minutes 10 cook,
the fat being kept boiling the whole
Of the time Drain 1t on piece Of
clean paper, and serve on a little
mound of nicely mashed potato, as hot
as possible.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

The Missouri hog which sold for
$1,000 has a rival now in a Missouri
rooster which sold for $500. This is
the highest price every paid for q
rooster in the history Of the State. AS
high as $500 has been paid on occasion,
but it remained for William Miller, 81
Crescent, to pay $500, the top price.
The rooster is of the white Plymouth
Rock variety, and in various State
shows has distanced all its competi-
tors.-St. Louis Globe-D Democrat.
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L1noleum For dement, FLOORS.

TO make linoleum adhere to a cement
floor, glue is used which has been
boiled until it is Of the consistency Of
carpenters glue, and to which sifted
wood ashes have been added, stirring.
to make a mass resembling varnish.
Apply to the lower side Of the linoleum,
and press hard against the foor-Die
Werkstatt
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II her system is in deranged condi-
ton, or she is predisposed to apoplexy
or congestion Of any organ, it IL at this
time likely to become active and, with
host of nervous irritatione, make life
q burden.
At this time, also. cancers and tumors
are more liable to begin their destruc-
tive work. Such warning symptoms as
q sense of suffocation, hot flashes. dig
illness, headache, dread of impending
evil, sounds in the ears, timidity, pal-
pitation of the heart, sparks before the
eyes, Irregularities, constipation, varia-
BILE appetite, weakness and inquietude
are promptly needed by intelligent
women who are approaching the period
of life when woman's great change
may be expected.
We believe Lydia E. Pinlkham's Veg
etable Compound is the worlds great
est remedy for women at this trying
period.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound invigorates and strengthens the
female organism, and builds up the
weakened nervous system as no other
medicine can.
Mrs. A. e. G.. Hyland, of Chester
town, Md, in letter to Mrs. Pink-
ham. says:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:--
g had been suffering with displacement
for years and was passing through the change
Of life / had good deal of soreness, dizzy
spells, headaches, and was very nervous
wrote you for advice and commenced treat
ment with Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound as you directed, and am happy
to say that all those distressing symptoms left
me, and / have passed safely through the
change Of life wen woman y
For special advice regarding this inn
portant period women are invited to
write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mask
She is daughter-in-law Of Lydia e.
Pinkham and for twenty-five years has
been advising sick women free Of
charge. Her advice is free and always
helpful to ailing women.
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EXTREMES.

Doctor" said the patient upon
whom the hospital surgeon had just
operated for appendicitis, you're the
same surgeon that amputated the first
finger of my right hand when had it
csusbed in railroad accident few
months ago. amt you?"
EYES," answered the surgeon.
"Well, you got my index then, and
now you've got my appendix. hope
you are satisfied. - Chicago Tribune.
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p.I,n I,eaf Hats For Goth ann .

Consul Birch reports that 100000
palm-leaf hats are exported annually
from Malaga, Spain. to New York. He
also says that for the first ten months
Of 1905 there were 1913 barrels OF olive
oil. valued at S216,6S6, exported to the
United States from the same place.
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New Fate For worlds Fair.

The beautiful buildings on the Ex-
position grounds at Portland which
formed in part the famous white
City" will not meet the sad fate of
the structures at the Buffalo, Chicago,
and St. Louis fairs, and instead of be-
ing demolished, will be transformed
into hives Of industry. A company
headed by Seattle capitalist has pur-
chased the grounds and buildings for
$545, 900, paying approximately $685.
coo for the grounds and $4,000 for the
buildings, not including the forestry
building, which belongs to the city.
The buildings alone cost $4O7, 600 less
than year ago. The company's plans
are to establish factories which will
be housed in the exhibit buildings. 1t
is said that two wooden mills have
already spoken for space, and that a
big water pipe manufacturing firm is
negotiating for the transportation
building The exposition site, lying at
the very edge of the city, with an area
of some seventy acres convenient to
transportation, both rail and water.
is remarkably we'll adapted for manu-
featuring purposes, and the buildings,
in the construction of which the very
best timber was used, will with slight
alterations stand the wear and tear
of years of active use, The investment
of outside capital in manufactures and
the resulting monthly payroll means
much for Portland and indirectly the
entire State. The purchase of these
grounds was made very quietly.-Irri-
gon Oregon Irrigator.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

Ethel, lie whispered. wilI Won
marry me7y Il don't know, Charles.
she replied coy ". @Well. wher you
find out he said, rising. send me
word, will your ] shall be at Mabel
Hicks until 10 o'clock. II don't hear
from you by 10 I'm going to ssk her.
London Tit-Bits.
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The Glory Of ICELAND.

They say that Iceland has one police.
man, no Jail, no intoxicating liquor,
domestic or imported, and not one IL
literate past the age of ten. A poor
country; and yet what country is richer
in the riches that do not have wings
and fly away ?-Everybody's Magazine.
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Soon after began taking Doan's Kid
ney Pills passed several gravel
stones. / got well and the trouble has
not returned. My back is good and
strong and my general health better"
Sold by all dealers. 90 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05
GETTING ALONG.

rs that timid young Congressman
making any progressg asked Grayce
some" admitted Gladys. after
talking about kisses for week he
finally asked for leave to print" =
Louisville Courier Journal.
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Measurements made in London
schools show that the childrens stat
IRE, as well as their weight, Increases
regularly in passing from the poor to
Iha yAll-fed ana well clothed.
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DIFFERENT NOW.

"You believe in taxing great for
tunes, don't you?'
Il do not"
"But heard you SO you did once. "
''Well, my rich uncle was in good
health, then. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

and how to cure
them. Mrs. w. G.
Davis, of Groesbeck,
Texas, says: Back
aches hurt me so |
could hardly stand.
Spells Of dizziness
and sick headache
were frequent and
the action of the kid
,,ore on s,...11-..t~.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

A facetious Yankee tourist remarks
that PernamhtIco, Brazil, produces the
finest pineapples and sharks in the
world. The former oftentimes weigh
as much as fifteen pounds.
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ACQUIRED.

Gle has such curious way Of draw.
ing in his head like turtle and hold
ing his arms close to his Sides"
Eyes, for twenty years he has lived
in fat. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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NEW POTATO SUBSTITUTE.

BY cutting old potatoes into small
balls, allowing them to soak for three
OF four hours in colo water, then
boiling in cold saIted water and serv-
ing with cream sauce, good sub
stitute for new potatoes is obtained.
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one Dry snof. Anxhow.

This is an editorial 1t is written to
conform with our streets The streets
are sloppy and TIE editorial may be
sloppy, but there is one bright conso-
lation-it amt sloppy overhead. Baker
City Herald.
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strlain 81 Reno.

Black Coyote was III town to-day.
IN dress he always Keeps a little ahead
Of the fashion plates. To-day be wore
Q blue raek suit with white polka dots
and his trousers were creased on the
sides. RI Reno American.
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misunderstood.

"The compositions our soprano sang
in church yesterday were all original"
Were they hersY
Gracious! No; hymns. - Philadel-
phia Press.
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BOx OF WATERS FREEING DRUGS
CURES BY ABSORPTION.
Cures BeIching of Gas--Bad Breath and
Bad stoInach-Short Breath
Bioating--Sour Fluctuations
Irregular Heart, Etc.

Irregular Heart, Etc.
Take Mul's Wafer any time Of the day
or night, and note the immediate good ef-
feet on your stomach. 1t absorbs the gas,
hisinfects the stomach, kills the poison
germs and cures the disease. Catarrh OF
The head and throat, unwholesome food and
overeating make bad stomachs. Scarcely
any stomach is entirely free from faint OF
some kind. Mull's Anti Belch Waters will
make your stomach healthy by absorbing
foul gases which arise from the undigested
food and by reinforcing the lining Of the
stomach, enabling it to thoroughly mix
The food with the gastric juices. This
cures stomach trouble, promotes digestion,
sweetens the breath, stops belching and
fermentation Heart action becomes strong
and regular through this process.
Discard drugs, as you know from experi-
snce they do not cure stomach trouble.
Try a common-sense tNature's) method
that does cure. A soothing, healing sensa-
lion results instantly.
We know Mull's Anti-B Waters will
do this, and we want you to know it. This
offer may not appear again.
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VERY LIKELY.

Pearl-"Now, if the earth is really
fiat, there must be four corners?'
Ruby-"Well. / bet If there is you
will find a dude on each corner. - Chic
ago News.
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The ancient Romans ate oysters as
the first course at banquets because of
their quality Of stimulating the appe-
lite. Pliny recommends oil and onions
as condiments. N.Y.-23.
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LIMB RAW AS PIECE or BEEF.

sumered For Three Years With Itching
Humor-Cruiser Newark, U. S. N,
Man Cured by Cuticura.
suffered with humor for about three
years off and on. / finally saw doctor
and he gave me remedies that did me no
good, SO tried Cuticura when my limb
below the knee to the ankle was as raw as
piece Of beef All used was the Cuti-
cura Soap and the Ointment. | bathed
with Cuticura Soap every day, and used
about six or seven boxes Of Cuticura Clint
ment. | was thoroughly cured OF the hu-
NOR in three weeks, and haven't been af
fected with it since. use no other Soap
than Cuticura now. H. J Myers, u. s. NJ.
u. S. S. Newark, New York. July s, 1905"
A ciubwoman advocates wearing gym
nasium suits while doing Homework
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New whaling station.

A whaling station and factory has
been established OH Barley Sound,
less than 100 miles from Victoria,
writes Consul Smith There is an
abundance OF whales on the coast and
already a number have been caught
and utilized at the new factory.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

The Postmaster General of New zea-
land, Sir Joseph G. Ward, is one OF
the ablest and most indefatigable adyo-
Gates of cheap postage. He is firm
believer in universal penny postage.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

FITS st. vitus' Dance: Nervous Diseases per-
manently cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. a. trial bottle and treatise free.
DIR. H. R. KLINE, Id, a3l Arch st. ,Phila., Pa.
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MAKES EXCELLENT CHOCOLATE.

A woman who makes excellent
chocolate, stIrs a beaten egg into 1t
just before it is served and then uses
muddler for couple OF minutes to
beat the liquid into a froth. The idea
originated with a chef
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05
A BUCCANEEREss.

When arrested she was singing,
AS they drifted on the bay,
TO the man whom she had wheedled
From the other girls away.
The judge said, Law, young lady,
Your punishment DEGREES,
For your boldly practiced piracy
Upon the higher C's.
IS. l. Iitchfeld, in Life.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-06-05

The geysers of New Zealand sympa-
thized with the Yesuvius eruption,
throwing streams Of mud ana boiling
water hundreds Of feet into the air.
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INVARIABLY.

Tommy spa, what is a supersti-
tion?V
Pa-"Another s."-New York
SIM.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething ,softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
lion, allays pain, cures wind collie Csc bottle
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AlLINc WOMEN.

Keep the Kidneys Well and the Kidneys
VIII Keep You Wen.
Sick, suffering, languid women are
learning the true cause Of bad backs
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Keen ,Em in Repair.

Some people patch up their old quar-
rels until they are almost as good as
new.-Judge.
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Can any ~fan" or s'rooter'' explain
Why nearly all the champion baseball
players turn in their toes? Victor
Smith, in the New York Press.
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A HORSE ON THE OFFICER.

Swagger Yeomanry Officer" Bring
out my charger"
Job-Master Foreman-"yery sorry,
sir. but 'e's just CORN to a funeralg'-
Punch.
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In the insane asylums Of Germany
more than third Of the patients owe
their condition to strong drink.
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Little Janet's devoted uncle, wanting
to know his niece's mind upon highly
interesting subject. and preferring to
get at it indirectly, asked her: If
We're going to buy doll for a little
girl, what kind of one do you think
she would like? The answer was
prompt and decided: "Oh, Uncle
George" she said there is nothing
ike twinsl'' Harper's Weekly.
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COOP FOR Csc.


and address and your druggists name
and Zoe. in stamps or silver, and we
will supply you sample free if you
have never used Mull's Anti-Belch
Waters. and will also send you a GER
titicate good for 25c toward the pur-
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find them invaluable for stomach trou-
BILE; cures by absorption. Address
MULL's GRAPE Tonic Co., 32S Sd
Ave., Rock Island, VII.
Glue Fun Address and Write Plainly.
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About 1900 tons of Holsters are
caught and marketed every year in
Canada.
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The principal drawback to the usefulness
Of wireless telegraphy is its lack of secrecy,
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A CRITICAL PERIOD
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Dangers and Pain Of This Critical Period
Avoided by the Use Of Lydia g. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.

How many wo-
men realize that
the most critical
period in q wo-
mans existence
is the change OF
life, and that the
anxiety felt by
women as this
time draws near
is not without
1-anenu Q
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A ciubwoman advocates wearing gym
nasium suits while doing homework