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Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27
Qvinnovis. Manget inve

Qvinnovis. Manget inveck-
ladt problem har blifyit lost ge-
nom en- qvinnas makt och omd0-
me. Mr. c.. Richardson i Con-
nellsville, Pa, anfor EFT fall, som
DIR mycket belysande. Han sager:
''Dr Peter Fahrney, jag ar
skyldig eder en- ursakt. Jag har
i aratal aDsett edert botemedel,
liksom ALA andra fardigiagade
mediciner. vara vardel0st. Min
hustru plagade vid tillfallen be-
gagna detsamma med hvad hon
kallade '1ysande resultat'', men
jag ansag Diet som bara en- qvin-
Zig nyck. ! ar blef Jag emellertid
sjuk och lag till sangs sex vec-
kor med grasliga plagor ryggen.
En- lakare bes0kte mig regelbun-
Diet, men han kunde icke gifva
mig den minsta lisa. Min hustru
som j en- viss man begagnade sig
at min hjelplosa belagenhet, for
madde mig slutligen att forsoka
eder Kurlko, och jag skall fritz
och oppet saga eder, att edert
botemedel fullkomligt botade
mig. Delta hande for sex mana
der sedan. Jag har Tart att upp-
skatta eder medicIn."
DR. Peters Kuriko har for.
varfvat och gjort till sina vanner
manga tviflare. som voro siuka
och j nod. De hafva blifvit de
starkaste forkampare for med
let.
DR. Peters Kuriko ar icke en-
apoteksmedicin. Olikt andra
preperationer tillhandahalles der
allmanheten genom sarskilda a.
CENTER. Fullstandfga upplysnin-
gar lemnas med noje at tillver,
karne, Dr. Peter Fahrney & Son.
Co., II2-IIS So. Hoyne Ave.
Chicago, Ill.
Andrew Carnegie val har.
omdagen ! Atlanta. Ga. Vid er
mottagning for honom ! Carnegie,
biblioteket darstades blef en- mr.
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27
Entered at the Post Office at SiouxCity
Iowa, as second class mail matter.

BANKIREN Henry Clews | New
York har / bret till en- New York
tidning framlagt sina asigter an.
gaende socialismens framtid pa
foliande satt;
Socialismen har i landet ar ma
gonting obestamd och varierande.
Jag will narmast beteckna socialis-
men som Diet begrepp, som gar
ut pa att forbattra ALA menniskors
Observation-Disclosures. Delta kan
icke genomforas endast af de ri
Ike eller de fattige och olyckligt
lottade. Skall den rata socialis-
men genomforas. maste Diet ske
genom medelklassernas forenade
inhytande. Jag tror, att da tiden
ar mogen, kommer Diet att franz
sta en- verklig Moses, som ska leda
de stora industrierras man och
arbetarnes harskaror i EFT gemen-
SAINT triumftag, hvarss gemensam.
ma intresse ar omsesidigt skydd
och harmoniskt samarbete.
Jag tror att i en- nara forestaen-
de framtid sadana atgarder skola
%vidtagas, att landets jernvagar och
industriellA korporationer skola
gifva sina arbetare andel I Diver
skottet. Delta kan lata sig ordna
utan nagon social revolution. I'm
der daliga afarstider skola arbe-
tarne vara noida med sina sma in
komster i medvetande at, att da
tiderna andras och valstand intra-
der, de skola ia sin andel af ofver-
flodet. Da skall den nuvarande
agitationen for "public ownership
%npphora, EFT begrepp SON ar lika
felaktigti teorien som detkommer
att visa sig i praktiken.
Sd lange som ambition, lusten
att ga tram, ar drifkraften i menni-
skans karaktar, lika LANCE kom-
mer den verkliga socialismen vara
omoilig att genomfora, och Diet
ar min mening, att derest ambi
tionen upphor. kommer menni
skoslaktet att ga. tillbaka o. lifvet
icke vara vardt att lefva. Lat
oss ALA straiva att lefva efter den
gyllene regeln: Cor mot andra
hvad du will att andra skola
CORA emot dig. Da kommer
socialismen att blifva en- verklig-
het och icke en- teori. Lat oss ar
beta tiilsammans for att uppna Diet
storsta CODA for Diet storsta antal
menniskor:
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27
MARI en- af mennisk oblod.

Marken af menniskoblod j. W. Will
liams hem, en- v;ilksnd kopman i Bac,
KY, omtalar g" forskr5ckIig historic.
Han sklifver: "Tiugo ar sedan hsde jag
svara lui g~bl0dniogar och var nisa dodeu
da jag borjade taga DR. Kings New Dis
covery. bet botade mig f~Lllstind,gt,
och jag har varit fullkomligt frisk sedan
dess." bet botar luugbl6dning. kronisk
hosta, f0rkylningar och bronchitis och
air den euda kanda kuren for svaga lun-
gor. Hvarje faska g~aranteras of Lun-
gren q Andreen, s,otekare. Sioux City,
Iowa, SOC och SI.o0, ProfHaska fritz.
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27

TILL icke ringa iorvaning for
manga har Venezuelas stridslyst-
ne president neGlagt slit embete,
atminstone tillsvidare. Han on
skar draga sig tjllbaka till landt-
lifvets idylliska 70 och derfor Of
yerlemnat regeringen at vice pre-
sident Gomez. Castro sager
sjelf j Diet manifest, hvari han
tillkannager forandringen, att
han ar trott och utsliten af rege-
ringsb0rdorna och att Diet derfor
ar nodvandigt for honom att s0ka
sig lugn och hvila. Det kommer
att bero pa omstandigheterna,
sager han, ON han nagonsin ater-
tager regeringstyg!arne. Den
nye presidenten, Gomez, lhvilken
utom Woe Observation-Disclosures
afven innehade h0gsta befalet Of
Yer landets barfota har, ar en-
mycket god van till Castro, och
kommer knappast att vidtaga ma
gra forandringar, som denne icks
gillar.
De siu ar, under hvilka Castro
yarit dictator j Venezuela - ma
turligtvis genom en- revolution -
hafva varit ovanligt stormiga fol-
denna oroliga republic. Den strids
lystne Castro har bragt landet
klammeri med nastan ALA stor-
makterns, men ehurn han ofta
rakat j en mycket brydsam stall
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27
Tortyr pa Djefvuls0n

ar Ell varre an Diet svara fall hamorrohi-
der. som pinade mig 10 ar. Da blef jag
tillradd att begagna Bucklens Arnica
Salve. och mindre an en- ask botede mig
f~ullstandigt, skrifver L. S. Napier i Rug
les, Ky, Helar ALA sar. brannskador och
r6tsar som EFT trollmodel, 25c. hos
Lupgren & Andreen apotekare. Sioux
City. Iowa.
Forsok Imperial Lump Coal. det
basta losa kol i marknaden Pts
$3.50 pr ton hos Southern Goa
Co, 3II Virginia Street.
ON nj VIII ha en- god kopp katie
elIer CODA grocerier sd ga till
Breun, 4o7 Pearl Street.
Screen doors and windows till
bilIga priser hos Spalding, So
Court SITS.
Da Nj behofver skrindorrar ga
till Spaulding, 8 & Court SITS.
Malsrefarger at ALA kulorer
och basta qvalitet hos c. A. Lar
son, 100 4st.
En- Observation-Disclosures
med tur
air Mrs Alexander i Cary, Me-. som fun
nit DIR Kings New Life Pills att vara
Diet basta lakemedel hon ~nagonrip f0rs0kt
att halla magen. lefvern och iuelfyorna i
fullkomlig ordning, Nj kommer att halla
med henne, ON nj fors0ker dessa smart
fra, renandc piller. som gifva EFT nytt
lif. Garanteras af Lungren d Ardreen,
apotekare, Sioux City. Iowa. Pris Csc.
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27

Byggnadsmaterialier och de
basta snickareverktyg finnes till
billiga priser hos c. A. Larson.
100 : asst.
Svenska monitoren., 1906-04-27
Hrmanen bebodd?

yetenskapen har visat att maneu har
en- atmosfer, som gor lifyet j vissa for
mer mojligt pa denna %satellit, men ej for
menskliga varelser, som hafva Diet hardt
nog pa var jord, ~isynperhet de, som icke
veta att Elestric Bitters botar hufyud
vark, lefversjukdom. malaria. frossa och
fcber, gulsot, dalig matsmaltning. svir-
del, frog affo,ing. niursjukdomar och
q,inliga svagheter. Makslost som EFT
starkande medel och aptitretande for
svaga och isynnerhet alderstigna perso
ner, Den befordIa ar en- sund somn. Ga
ranteras fullstandigt af LunR-eA Il As
d,een. apotekare, Sioux City, Iowa. Pris
so cents.
lat oss sy eder sommarkostym
sd blir nj belaten.
CD Hanson & Co.
a & Jennings St.
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school. But learned something yes
terday that made such an impression
en- me that I will not be able to sit
down comfortably before the season is
over
You see, it was this way. Once a
week it is the custom To feed all the
animals that are vegetarians mess
OF ground white turnips, cause it
opens up the pores, and makes the
animals feel good, like politician
who goes to French Lick springs, and
has the whisky boiled out of him. Aft
er the animals have eaten the turnip
mush, they become agreeable, and
will rub against the keepers, and eat
out of your hand.
had been with pa a dozen times
TO find place where we could get a
few barrels of turnips ground up fine,
and so yesterday, when the boss ami
NAL keeper was sick, and turned his
job over to pa, pa told me to go out
in town, at Lynchburg, Va, and get
a couple Of washtubs full of ground
turnips, and have the stuff sent in to
the menagerie tent in time for the
afternoon performance. / got a boy
to go with me. We hunted all the
groceries, and couldn't find turnips
enough to make q first payment but
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had just begun to come, in fell back
in terror.
There was quite crowd around the
camels watching them peacefully chew
their cuds, as they do at evening
en- the desert, and the Arabs who had
charge of the camels were standing
around, posing as though they were
the whole thing, when the old black,
double-hump camel got his quart Of
Eorseradish down into one of his stom-
achs, as he was kneeling down on all
fours. He yelled: 20, mamma" and
got up on all his feet, and kicked
an Arab off prayer rug, and beloved
and groaned. Then the rest of the
herd of camels seemed to have swal
lowed their dose, and they made Rome
howl This scared the people over to
where the sacred cattle were trying to
set a pious example to the rest of the
animals by their meek and lowly con-
duct.
The sacred COW got her horseradish
first, and l could see she was trying to
hold it without giving the snap away,
till her husband, the bull, got his.
Well, it was pitiful, and made up my
mind l would never play joke on
the sacred cattle again, cause it seems
like sacrilege. The bull finally got
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has been carried right up to the uppet
deck, and it is nowhere pierced by
easements. Below the water line, pro-
lection has been provided to meet Pc
culiar dangers which come from the
bursting of shells beneath the water
and which fall short of the ship. Spe
cial attention was given to this prob
lem.
The most striking and important in
novation in this new ship is the intro
duction of steam turbines. Already
the principle has been applied to the
ocean going steamer, and the most re-
cent additions to the Transatlantic
liners have been equipped with this
type of engine. There will be four pro
pellors on four shafts. and the est
mated speed is q knots an hour.
Think Of 1t. This monster making as
high speed as the armOred cruisers
which are built specially for speed,
The fastest battleship Of our navy Is
the Maine, with an estimated speed o.
Is knots an hour. What could the
Dreadnought not do with her Fl Knots
an hour, her ten 12-inch guns with
range of over five miles, and her SUI
perior armor protection? She can
choose her own distance and position
for fighting, and could destroy tic
enemy's ships before they could got
within a range that would make their
batteries effective.
The superiority resulting from the
embodiment of a concentration Of
heavy gunfire is best attested, says a
naval expert, by comparing the Drea1-
nought's uniform armament of 12-inch
guns with ships fitted with a mixes
armament The maximum practical
range for fighting an action with bat
teries of six-inch and Pinch guns Is
1000 yards, the range being increased
to about 5000 yards If the armament be
composed of 12-lnch and 9.2-inch guns.
AS against these fighting distances a
ship with 12-inch guns only can be
effective at 10000 yards, and assuming
that nothing occurred to prevent her
remaining at that range she would DO
able to crush an opponent without he.-
self being brought within the zone OF
FIRE of the less powerful guns of the
enemy.
In view of all these advantages which
it Is expected the Dreadnought will
have over any other battleship in ex-
istence to-day. is 1t any wonder that
the naval experts of every great natioa
are watching her building with the
greatest interest, nay apprehension.
Think of the billions of treasure which
England, France, Germany, the United
States, and other nations have inves,-
ed In their navies. What il the in
PRODUCTION of this new type of battle
ship shall prove that these vessels are
obsolete, and that e,ch nation must be-
gin the creation of new navy after
the pattern of the Dreadnougnt, which
is to cost sS,0OO,00O; more than has
ever been put into a single vessel be-
fore? Verify, the preparation for war
is an expensive international pastims.
WILLIS s. EDSoM
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your head SWIM" and he and pa went
of laughing, but think they laughed
too soon.
Well, We took a spud and put about
q quart Of horseradish in each pan, and
put the pans in front of each animal,
and you ought to have seen them rush
for the supposed turnips, like drove
Of cattle after salt.
The boy and l got 40 on the plat
form with the freaks, to be in safe
place, and watch the animals. and see
how they digested their food. The
first animal to open up the chorus was
the hippopotamus, cause we gave him
about four quarts of horse radish, OF
account of the size of his mouth, and
he swallowed it at one mouthful. First
he looked as though he felt hurt, and
stopped chewing, and seemed to be
thinking, like a horse that wakes up
in the night with collie, and raises the
whole family to sit up with him all
night and pour things down his neck
out of long-neck bottle The hippo
held his breath for about minute,
and then he opened his mouth so you
could drive a wagon in, and gave the
grand hailing sign of distress, and
said: "Wow, WOW, wow" as plain as
a man could Then he rolled over into
his tank and yelled murder" and wal
lowed around, and stood on his head,
till one Of the keepers went in the
~aoa IN fry tn cnOtho him Ha chased
the keeper out, and the crowd that
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Proves Herself InviD chile The
Dreadnought Single Handed Sinks the
Ships Of the Enemy's Fleet. Every
One of the Powerful Battleships Sent
to the Bottom Before They Could Get
Within Striking Distance of Grea;
Britain's Monster Warship.
Such would be the headlines of the
news telling of a possible naval en-
gagement of the future, il all should be
realized that the designers and build
ers of the Dreadnought, just launched
at Portsmouth, England, claiIc for their
battleShip.
This, the biggest fighting ship ever
built by any nation, will, when COM
pleted, have displacement Of 1880
tons, will carry q main battery Of ten
12-inch guns, and battery Of IL three
inch guns, will be equipped with four
turbine engines, guaranteed to give
her speed of 81 knots per hour
which is equal to the speed of the fast
est cruisers now built-and will carry
a protective armor which will max !,
her practically Indifferent TO me heav-
lest batteries of the enemy's ships.
should they ever be swift and clever
enough to get sufficiently near to make
their guns effective.
But not only is the Dreadnought re-
markable for size, for arma nent and
for motive power, but in the expedition
of her construction as well. 1t has
only been four months since the eel
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Pa Tasted Of It.

his horseradish down, and he was the
most astonished animal l ever saw.
He swelled up, and then beloved until
the cow looked as though she would
sink through the ground, saying: eek
cuse me, dear, but / am not to blame,
because 1, too, have hot box" The
bull acted just as human as could be.
cause he looked mad at her, and was
going to gore her to death, when pa
and some of the hands came I'D and
hit him with tent stake, and swore
at him, and he quit fighting his wife,
just like a man. Pa wanted to know
what in thunder was the matter with
the animals, and wanted to know if
had fed them the turnips, and 1
told him they had all been fed, and
just then the giraffe, whose neck was
so long the horseradish did not reach
a vital spot as quick as it did with
the hippo, began to yell for the DO
lice and dance around. Finally he
stood on his head and neck, with his
heels against cage. and coughed like
he had caught pneumonia. Pa said
to the boss canvasman: well, what
do you think Of tnat?'
This Zebras had their inning next.
and after they had swallowed their
rations of horseradish, they never said
a word, but began to run around like
dancing the lancers. and when they
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LOST ARTS AND DEVICES.
MANY Have Been Abandoned Because
New knowledge Supplants
Them.

Not as much as we used to, but oc-
casionally, even yet, one hears of some
wonder accomplished by the ancients
which cannot be done now, says the
Scientific American.
Not so many years ago it was quite
commonly asserted that modern work
men could not quarry or, having quar-
ried, could not handle stones as large
as the monoliths of Egypt, and the
writer has heard public speaker of
note assert that it would be impossi-
BILE to handle with modern implements
such large stones as were used in the
pyramids, or to join them as perfectly
as they are joined there, yet, when oc-
casion arose, larger stones than any OF
these were quarried in Maine, and
some of the larger monoliths them
selves were transported, not only to
the sea, but across it, and erected in
England, France and America, and
there are individuals to-day who might.
if they chose, cause the erection in
this country of the largest pyramids,
or build new ones ten times larger
and more durable. Pyramids are not
being generally built nowadays, be-
cause they are not in line with the
trend of modern ambition, that's all.
It is very doubtful If Damascus
blade would stand half as severe
usage as a modern band saw blade, or
even as much as the spring of 40
cent clock; while the ornamentation of
those wonderful blades, SO far as the
execution is concerned, can
be excelled by apprentices and anna
teurs of to-day.
Of the "lost art" of hardening cop.
per little is heard Of late years.
though one occasionally hears a
wiseling from the wilds wish that no
knew how to do it as well as the an
clients, and, while 1t Is perhaps re-
grettable that he doesn't, his ignor-
ance IS his own fault.
Many arts and devices have been
abandoned because new knowledge
has made them useless, and tina
spent in rediscovering them would be
worse than wasted. The modera
youth had much better spend his time
studying the art of his contemporaries
than that which is "lost''
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Of this mighty ship was laid, a tasl.
which 1t was expected would take six
months to accomplish, and in view OF
this remarkable record it is more than
probable that she will be completed
within the estimated period of Is
months from the laying OF the kee'.
The significance of this rapid construc-
ton is seen in the Potentially Of re-
placement it suggests If Great Britain
were engaged in lengthy war. There
are a dozen yards in England that
could build one or two ships Of the
class of the Dreadnought in about the
same time; and this would mean the
creation of a new battleship feet of a
dozen vessels in the period covered by
the Japanese war.
The three striking features OF the
new battleship are its armament, it's
turbine engines and its armor protec-
ton, and these points and others net
yet known were worked out by sps.
cial committee, corresponding to our
board of construction in this country.
to which was submitted all the infor-
nation which was obtained from study
Of the naval engagement in the Sea Of
Japan. 1t is said on the highest official
authority that Great Britain had sew
eral of her naval officers upon Admiral
Togo's fleet, who had Deen specially
detailed to secure technical intorma-
ton of the valuable kind watch can
only be gathered in an actual sea fight,
and it was this data which was used.
The matter for first consideration
was the size of the vessel and the
armament which she was to carry.
Apparently it has been demonstrated
to the satisfaction of naval experts
that the bulk of the fighting must be
done by the battleships carrying the
heaviest guns, and that practically the
only batteries needed are the heavs
and the light, the former for fighting
at long range and the latter for use IN
repelling torpedo attacks.
AS to the size the Dreadnought ex-
ceeds In tonnage by 1000 tons the
heaviest battleship of the Lord Mel
son" type in the English navy, and,
as compared with the ships of the
United States navy, is over 1000 tons
heavier, the Maine, our largest battle
ship, having displacement of only 49,
713 tons.
AS to armament, the Dreadnought is
expected to create a new type of bat
tleship, inasmuch as the secondary
battery is entirely eliminated. In all
of the battleships of the United State
navy the aggregate strength of the Sec
ondary battery far exceeds that of the
main battery, being on the Maine 16
six-inch guns to four 12-inch guns,
for it has been the theory that these
smaller guns would be the only ones
which could be used at short range,
and it was expected that most of the
fighting would occur within a one-mlle
or two-mlie limit. But directly the
contrary was proven true in the Japa-
nese war, and England mas FASTENED to
provide battleship which would mole
nearly meet the actual demands Of a
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sea engagement For this reason the
greatest possible displacement has been
secured, so that ten instead of four big
turrets on her deck. Two of these r.
inch guns will be placed in a double
turret forward and two will be SINH
larly mounted aft, while from each
broadside there will extend three Guns
mounted in single turrets. These IL
inch guns will be Of the wire-wound
type, and about As calibers in length.
Each gun will throw an 850-pound
shell with a muzzle energy of 1853
foot-tons. And owing to the improved
methods of handling the Pinch guns.
they will be theoretically capable OF
discharging four tons of metal a mill
ute, with sufficient energy to penetrate
16 inches of Krupp steel at range OF
5000 yards, or nearly five miles.
The three-inch guns, OF which there
will be Is in all, will be for defense
against torpedo boats and destroyers.
a service for which the six-inch gun is
too heavy and not sufficiently rapid In
its fire.
AS to armor protection, the Dread
nought will be all that the strongest
and heaviest steel can make her, and
she will be built with a view to resist
the severe raclling effects, which
played such havoc with the Russian
ships in the battle with Togo's ships.
Above the water line the heavy armor
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News in Brief.

st. Paul.-The aldermen pass a res
olution requiring better service on the
Smelling line.
Minneapolis.-The Great Northern
and the Northern Pacific will make
Joint use of their tracks to st. Cloud.
st. Paul-Mat tackles, 260 West
Third street, is arrested on a charge
of attempting to shoot his wife.
st. Paul.-Leo L. Brandt, during a
runaway near the Union depot, re-
ceives injuries that may be fatal.
Minneapolis.-The state dairy COM
missioner starts campaign to i'm
prove the quality Of the cream in Min
neSota.
eapolis.--MinneSotan are asked
20 assist in securing the establishment
Of a children's bureau at Washington.
st. Paul.-Frank De Mars pleaded
guilty to the theft of quantity Of
wood valued at about 800 at New
Brighton, and was sentenced to the
reformatory by Judge Bum in the dis
trict court.
st. Paul-Junior medical students
at State University may be boycotted
by st. Paul city hospital.
st. Paul.-O. c. Gregg, superintend-
ent of the state farmers institute, yes
terday turned into the state treasury
$1,50S.6O received for advertising in
the farmers institute annual for the
present season.
Irver Grove-In a struggle with a
mad bull, James McDermott, Jr,
son of James McDermott, farmer,
lad narrow escape from death. The
young man tried a Quo Vadis perform
ance until his brother. John, came to
the rescue with a butcher knife and
cut tho beasts throat.