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Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
Humor a.s Philosophy
rERT pARAcRArHs
D. DUNCAN x. sNIrH

v Th6se people who regard heaven as q match factory have lot of faith. kstSf -a
 When a woman isn't in to callers h nay be because she Is all in.
 A persoa with genuine swell heaA never is able to diasuese his nalady.
 Sense isn't nearly e noticeable aa The bon bons sf small talk are oftsa responsible for social dyspepsia.
 A thinking machine at popular prices might cause revolution in society.
 Credulity Is the basis of many q sue cessful operation.
 A rapid trarelcr isn't necessarily fast man.
 A fool is a fellow who believes in something that you never heard of.
 Some people who have plenty of courage have no convictions.
 People who keep busy saying noth- ing have been known to accomplish much.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
All He Needed.

They are holding conversation In Latin"
 q didn't know that he had studied it.".
 "oh. yes. He got as far as the verb to love-"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

Ana Joke aDoUt the wooden peg.
 And when l lost m y pocket book
 Containing all m y weekly Te hold my sides for mirth and look
 The picture sf . sunny day. I'd like to be aA optimist.
 @ when the children had no shoes And in the meal chest was nO grist
 I W Q U l q n, ( nope and get AI AI.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

g.@ksfBonlk,e ,eALssa-~ .
 atssAss@ssss
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

Sensitive people rarely attempt to protect themselves. They have way of expecting others to take care of their fine feelings for them.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
Lots of Us.


 James J. Hill, who has several fine, long railways in the northwest as well as the gift of prophecy. thinks that this modest little country will be called on before long to support a population of 400.OOO,O0o people.
 Thanks to our liberal immigration laws and our strenuous antIrace suicide policy. he sees prospect of more peo- pie than the most prosperous country village ever saw in town on show day.
 Four hundred million Is good many more people than a man discovers he has relations when he inherits money. and the way we are fixed now for house room we do not see where they are all going to sleep nights.
 Perhaps MT. Hill Is mistaken. In looking into the future with his long distance spectacles he may have spied an automobile procession and counted several of the people twice.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

Rich phIlanthropists are usus averse to trying the gold cure for p1 crty-
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
Not For Children.

You must never tell lie. Johnny Not even to dodge a licking17 Certainly not"
 eBay. fell thai to old foiKa"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

A woman Is often moved to let some one else talk for the sake of variety.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

A self made man rarely seems de- sirous of keeping his factory running
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
What He Got
Wrong Kennel

"Did you advertise for lost dog?" ''Yes. but you don't resemble him in the least"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
The Modern Anthem.

E The Modern Anthem. It is hurry. hurry. hurry.
 In the morning. noon and night: Human atoms dart and scurry Up and down in rapid flight. Hurry lest some get the better Of you in the daily grind; Hurry lest some other fretter Find that he has changed his mind. This might leave you badly stranded At the ebbing of the tide Just when you had thought you'd landed High and dry your prize beside So it's hurry hurry. hurry.
 Night and morning and at noon: Human atoms dart and scurry. Resting not heath sun or moon.
 They Never Show It.
 That fellow acts like a millionaire" That's how know that he's a big blur."
 PERT PARAGRAPHS. Pluck makes opportunity. while luck waits for It.
 A blunderer seldom makes anything but mistakes and a little cheap his tory It is as easy to restore hair to bald head as 1t Is to make an honest man politician.
 -Ho. kc- raising a disturbance he finds it neces- sary to plant mortgage soon after. A little love Is dangerous thing unless it Is located right.
 Virtues on parade gre s,most as d.s. agreeable as vice.
 AW-9&EbAV
 SS6Zw How good 1t would seem to have more money than was good for us. Nobody ever extracted great deal of comfort out of lecture intended
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
No Fiction wso,ed.

-oncc poor but honest mer1be- Of state legisiature"-
 .Suck to fact. Bill; stick to fac
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
Easy Change.

Easy Change. The summer girl from off the beach Has faded out Of sight. The lesson that she had to teach We have committed quite. And now upon the golf links wide. ! With blood and head awhirI. We. quite as happy. play beside The buxom autumn girl.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
Natural Ayesion.

Have pleasant time sailing on the lakeY'
 'No; we had a narrow escape" What was the trouble? ''Our catboat got scared by a dog fish"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

People who keep busy saying noth- ing have been known to accomplish much.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

In ,Bisbee and Arizona in general the following editorial from the Washing ton Post will be of interest. especially so as it is so difficult to secure post office employees at the poor price paid for the work by Uncle Sam:
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

A fool is fellow who believes in something that you never heard of.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

Nobody ever extracted great deal of comfort out of lecture intended to help him.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07
f9OG.
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA.

Gain for month of oetober...
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-07

Some people who have plenty ot courage have no convictions.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

WobI ME porbcr boten
nnicre Strobcn Gin bclcbicrcs 9ilo,
rlic porbcr bcrrihtc ioldJ' cin ungc.
bunocneS, beiteres Sreiben mo ME
border porcn ioldlen WenidennloI-
len in bcm @cidJbilbc scr Monnl.
mcrtcnltoot periommeIt, ipie gcitern
Ibeno gcIc0cutlih ser grobcn gllto.
mobilparabe, melhc unicre Subj.
lGrms-Seicr sum IbidIub brodte.
Nos idonitc @ettcr, sic berrlid)lte,
fiible u1lb trodenc SerbItIuft, lncld)e
nod, Scr fcll6tcn Sd)morbibc Ser lete
ten poor So9c boppelt cririidcnb
%luirftc, bcgiinitiotcn bic @cluitiglm-
gen ser Mcn0c. unb ~oicieIbcn bauer.
ten bci'm 9lGn5enben Sd)eine Scr
clcftriidcn @deudtung bis ipGt in
Ole Nod)t bincin. Gob bie Scicr bel
einem ioId)cn IuSaieben Scr Wengc
obre er0Bere llnf1lle perIiet lit er.
frciiIid uno ltent Scr llnliidt uno
@od)iomfeit u%nierer Eoli5cibeboroe
Gin gutcs 3cugniB aus. Die ifonell
Sage bcs SubiIGums, bcS gr0btcn II.
eriolgreidliten Settles, pelfcS iemols
bier gefeiert murbc, iinb min porilbcr.
mo iett bciBt es mieoer, 5uriid in
Die nodte @irflidJfcit, silriid al Die
iuurc grbcit mno IN bas longlpeiliac
Iutogsfcben. Iieielben merben inns
fiir'S Critic red)t fobeniGmmcrlid) oi,'
nittbcr, ober idjon mars bod!
ganficr SippIc's 2eber
apar niir init 1900 Gallars periid)ert
uro oas mar mebr. ais CO mertt
mar.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

Erin5 Ilbrcdt pom Ereu.
Ben. Ser icit nobe5u 81 Sabren Ge.
gent oe& Scr5o0tbums @rnunidNpeiG
NOR, lit 0cltorbcn. Mls CT i'm Serbit
Scs SobrcS 1886 Die Gegierung bon
@rounihmciG iibernobm, mitreen
nicle ErotcItc bon sen M%nbGngerr
bcs Ser5ogS bon Cumberland laut,
oQein Erin5 NIbrcd)t peritorb eS, Iid
bos &ertrmicu mnb oie 2iebc bsS
Nr%nuuidluci9er Golfes at %geiuinncn,
unb bas 2Gnbd)en lit untcr ieiner
Tcgcntifoit gut gcbieben. Sie @el-
fcnportri proteltirt bercits ourh ei.
nen Iufriii gegcn sic @erlGngerung
bes YropiioriumS, oaein bel bcr nr-
pcriobnlid,cn Soltung bes Gnmhcr'
~lGrbcrs. Scr lih MN einm,ol nit Den
G%rgebniiien bcS SobreS 1866 nid)t
abiinbcn mill, lit fem 8eoanfc bo.
ran, cob CT ober iein Sobn Die Me'
gicrrng III @raunidpcia ontreten
miro. Cine neue Gegentifaft miro
folgcn. mo man ncnrt als 2od)ful.
Ger bcs Erin5en Nlbred)t Den Orb
prinsen aboli bon Sd)aumburgs2ip.
pc, ben Grbprir5en grnit 81 Soben'
lobe %2anacnbilrg, ionic Irin5 GiteI
Crib. Den S~lueitcn Sobn bcs &aiiers.
Gle SalocSucriaumlung bat iiber
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
Humlano's tiirfiid)c gaSer.
equitable. Uebaube, guitamt gcsen. stets otfen.
.Scurn Wrcus.

IS fturb am Is. Sep.enber 1906 6ciurtd
9lrene I'M slter bon 81 IaDrer, 4 Wtondteft ltIlo
. Ingeu. 9erludnotc lino 3rcunoe lllo buIltdlt
cinBelaoen. her looesieier III leircr leBten 2Sobs
NINA, Ir. no, Bari Ahenue. am Wiuntag, ben
II. Septelabcr, I'M 4 llbr 9tddlliiiags, Det6lIs
mobnen. 1ieitebung prioGtim auf Der y8reerIs
mount Cemetery. Butte, feine SIluIen.
(O5S-601
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

gtdd) Satfflldrt ~1tlllllllt Ql10 0Q@
beutide 9feid in bieier SiotiItit bcn
eriten Blae Elm.
&aiier @iGbclm'S lebte
in 9reSlau gebaltene 9fcOc miro bon
elmer gn5nbl beutiAer @lGtter ben0r.
gelt. GoS gcbort 10 gum Sonbmcrf
IN mond)er Hcboftion9ittben NQcn
fam es Der &aiier nidt red)t ma.
dcn, 3rmol Sen 3eutiGent bon De-
men man ia iogt, bob 5mci Geutid)c
genobnlid) brei peridieocne Nniid,,
ten bGtter. @enn iih Die Geutihcn
Die 3nit0noc IN Sronfrctd, ScIt.
rcid)s llngarn, Stalien, Sponieu ober
gar in GuBlono anieben miiiicn iie
oo6 sur GrfenntniB fommen, Dob
Ole Gage in 9eutiflon0 cine melt
Before i'll, ais IN ben acnannten 2Gn.
bern. @cnorgelt muB ober bod
merben.
Gie 9crlincr 20 cue it {
Nahridten" i6rei6en; .Spmpatbien
perionliter ooer ioblid)cr srt bobcu
mir ocm Winiiter b. No0biclSfi mic
mails 5ugcpenoet. Wnngcl an Sb.
ieftipitGt unb @iirbc mirftcn bel ibll
alien anOcrcn Sor5ilNcn cntge0cn.
Gr bat erbittert,i no er bate beitrogcn
miiiicn, sic SGrtc ocS mirtbldoitli-
den Samples 81 milocrn. Gieic Ct
mdgungcn biltocrn ms nber nidt,
bic Mrt, mic CT ictt IN Der Erciic be.
bonoclt miro, uniagbnr orOinGr III
fi1ocn. aeincm bon iencn Yubli5i-
item, bic 10 oft iibcr pcri0nlid)e 3u-
riidicbnng OerMitqficocr ibreSS ton.
Oes flngcn, iGeint Der @coorfc jll
tomnlcll, 0uB Gin Miniitcr, Dem bic
@nooe ocS Monord)clt ni6t meDr
leud)tct, io5uiogcn aud nod cin
Wcnid it,"
Gie Nn d) ri f t en- it, her>@ d e.
run0en 0elcn In1crifmncr in Wterifo
mollcn nidt5ur Tlt1e fommen. rSctt
ioll unter ocn mcrifoniid)en 2rbci-
tern 1T gBuas GolientcS mie6er gro.
sc Grre9ung gcgcn bic NnneEfancr
berriden. Iebnlid)c Ilnrnlgcriid)!c
iino in lebter3c otter ourd oicFrcIle
%9cBongcn, obnc Oob alie iid beruobr.
bcitet b1tten. "a mar bic Tcoc BON
elmer orgoniiirten &erlhm0rung III
40 StG0tcn 5lr@crtrcibiln0 ocr9lmc'
ritoner unb &erbeifiibritng elmer Hc.
pollution. Iic merifoniihe Hcoic-
run9 bat bicic@ronb1eriid)tc in S(b.
rcoe gcitclt, obcr INNER tolldlcn
nclle oui, gm Gnbe io1enonntc DC.
ltelltc Nrbeit2"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

Sin Sdritt in Der rcd)tcn Gidtnng.
spart % Eru5cnt an alien crittlaiiigcu
Ncgrdbnifen.
Sin iboner Cara, entucher init
fbtpuraem 3ud ooer mcibein ODER
0rnuem YIilld)s lleberdig. Nnes fur
Saras@infab, Beardbnibs Mn3cige,
Ginbalfamirlttg hcr Eetde,
5rauerflor, q F1ar Sanof6ibe. VIZ
GeffIniu9 bc5 8rabcc,
Qeibcnlpagcn mo 3 feline autfdbert.
Ntaiam Guuf. 2cidJcnbcitattcr,
9iurtbs mo @rceuuipniiis she. Nei0e telephone.
GSan1 ,Glliie)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
Sefanntmadnngcn
SctnnHimadlulg an allc Seiiser ppu 2irtl'
fd,nitSsA pfalcu.

SaIttmore, 30. glneuit 1906.
Die Neb6roe Der 4;uli3ei.9ommifidre iiir Die
Stuot Baltimore befleblt hermit, fIuIt Der
Mutpritdt oes 9lbi1niit5 1851 NriiIel 4, Der
bfientlicben 2%oiuIsGeiete (6barier), Die Collie
sung AM 9Sabltag, @iuutaa, II. September
1906, uller @StrtDlhniten, bars, Trinf=9tnhlIis
%ierteiIts, Spirituoieip9doen uno auer anoerelr
Ylibe, iuo eeip11nli6 SpritlDien o~erfauft mers
ben, uno oerbieiet ben &ertani lno 2ieferirg
bon Spirituoien BARN am beiagten gSG6ltaae.
@eUrgc u. @illis,
Games 8. BRETON,
SBDmus Z. SbrDud,
CSept15,151O 4olt3eisG onlmilidre.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
Gouaro Is. Tulsmnnn.

IS iturb mad fur3em 8eiocn am 10. SeptenIs
Der 1906 infer geliebter Saite mo Iutcr
6ounro Is. 8Dl5mann in ieinem "a. Gebensinbre.
Sic gceroieung itnoet Wsuniag, 9tldD nm
: llbr, bonn Irduerbdlile. 9tr. 81, 9SilfenssStr,,
ans ulf oer GunoonsRartsGemeierp" iiatt.
(o1g-Gm
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

Den nadJItcn Hegenten bic @abl SIT
t%reifen.
Cine o6taIbem d. {
Wtonatsl6riit p~eroffentlidt %iolgeHoe
GdbeQe Der 3abl ser 9(bgeororeten
uno Der So5ioliiten IN Ocn Gorla.
menten Der 2Gnoer Guropa's:
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
9areau Der observation-disclosures : Gummiiiarc
S,Dcu .(Jcb1unc.

Baltimore, 10. september 1906.
Separate uno berliegeIie @lgebote, IN ben
yNodro of gluaros, Care OF tbc Gin Aegiiter, "
%noreiiirt. iperoen bonn Staots9tegittr1tnr in ieis
mem Yiireau i'm JinibbaiS' bis Mittpudl, ben
2G. september 1906, ii llhr &ormittags. eTtees
aen gelnomutet fir bic 9tioeltrung, ben Sol
ienbail, Die 9iuuoiietnbeiebung mo Die Bflaitcs
rins nit gspbdltblbdet, otirtli5irtet 3tegels
%iieiner. NelDiideu 8loden uoer Wttilttble oer
@riien, 9Desmtts lIItn 9uldnosglOelllie, bon
Geoursgnenue bis SnIssJiouo, litn
3ioIaib= %9tueruc. BON Der orilten sperie biz
6ir n6rolider Stuoigrett8e.
Spc3iftfdtloncr mo Nraebot5 e Sorr1IIlnre
mcroen auf Ipplildtion in oiefcln Niireau gF
l%ieiert. ipn &Idne uno RroiiIe cin0eieben pers
ben ijnnen.
Sie @ontrdit OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES bebdIt it6
oa3 Hebi Dor, ir9eno luelde mo uue NnaebOte
al oerluerten. Sin 6calaibiaiCr Gbed i'll Der
N1be oe5 IN Den Spc5iiifutionen unacgehencn
Netrd1eS. 8aBlbur an ben WiaDOr II. Staotratb
bon Baltimore, mub ieoert 4nee6ot ~heiaefiat
fem. e
Sm s~uitrnge Der Neb1rbe.
Z. Nrtbnr Ai66am,
Frdiioent Der leb6roe.
Gngcnc d. Nuogcrs,
GIerf.
Neftdttet:
e. GIaO 1innHu9,
Rrdiioent Der Gontrdft=G crGcblingss 9je60roe.
(Sepii4. t5,17,1S, 10. 20,21 %, 2i,25)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
Nltc TcScrbctten.

4 Wartfpreis iuirS beSGhtt fit sdlte Seoerheffcn
Ino. antite MsabnsonbsaFobeI. Selhct Voiffarie
an bic sI@4
~G'ioatal sntiaue g." ssr. Ga. enta''.
TeIepton: MT. ,Nernon 304S.. sue @efteIlns
ecn prompt ausgefhbtf. l3-,2xSJ
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
Siircau Der strahcuonr6bruhs . GummiNarc.
Surts(YeG1ubc

Bureau bcr Strahcnonrh6ru . Gommiiiarc.
Suct.tSe6dubcs
alttmor e. ben .. Scptembcr.
separate oeriicgelie gngcbote, an ocu aSo1ro
Of ghuuros." per @oreiic Observation-Disclosures, &c.
ri6tet, iperoen h2nt Stnots9ieaiftrniur bis 9lllt
M,itt,ppd,, ben y. septerhbcr 1906, II ilDr
gormitiaas. in iciuem &ilrcai i'm NalbbauS
eut9cGet 9cnonlnlcn fir Die NiOcliruun. oGn
gall Der c5oiic mno Der Ranoiteine mo aild.
iterur9 nit nitriti5irtcrt 3iegeLiteincit, @spbdIt.
0l6derl, NitIliibic ooer Sbeet. Nspbdlt Der
Biuinatons %glbenuc, bnn DER Sreberi6s 9ipdo
bis 5ir I8ilte15sIocmtc, unh
Qombarh. sirGbe, bon BET @arrifon'2ane bis
5lr GatherinesStrnfe
Spe5ififatiuncn lino 9tneebot. Sormulare per.
ben nuf Serlunaen bon oietem Nitreai ~aelicieri,
no bic YIdne mo 9Srofile befidtigt fperhen fjns
men. Ser ~gionro Of SlparnS" bchdIt iib baS
Atcdt hor. iroenb ipecbe mo nue Mnaebote AT
pcr,perfen. Sin heoInnhiGter Gbed in Der S16e
oeS in ben Gpc5ifildttoIcI aliBcgcbelielt Veiras
Nes. 8nbIhar an ben Winhnr INN Siuntratb bon
Baltimore, mri3 icocm 9Inocbot ~bcigeiiiet iein.
Z. Nrttnr Wtdhnnt,
TrdIioent Der Strnbens SurcbhrihSsG pnImiffIrc
Guaen j, gpbgers,
GIerf.
@cftdtiet:
g.. Glab IimanuS.
Frdiioent her Guntraftsl'cbbrbe.
(ScptG, ,S,10,11 .13II,15.17,1S)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

Ge iuiro hicrmit siutii %acacbeu, bah Der
ind6t werben miro, Goint.9mc nbcr aampnt.
Nucune St %cotoemnircn mn Su fhlicbel. hrei
mn hreibio $3.50 Snii brett. bon Der &eitieitc
Der Nnrioros slncnne bis Etr Siiofcite Der Seoc'
rnlsGira6c. gcndf hem Blame belnOter 9Soint.
9anc ooer 2dmcits slpenic. Der fi6 ictt I'M Nit
rcdiI her Strabcnolrbbrudss Gomniiidre Der
Giant Baltimore befiihet.
(ScpiS, 10, 90, 90. Sfi6,t3)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
SucsieQe @caiinitiamn9cn

iHr .Nae. bie Combinations . ytctuaraYbie'n
Winimep. M~itniallr in SarbeII IN oeraoloetert
WiebaiEpn aratiS nit einem Nuteno Garbon'
Vurtratts. cent nuiere neuem MarctHpeu. Sic
nnerheften 9ubiretS. bon 800 am. Sufe Mr'
belt. prpnipte &bIicierun9.
~. 4eikert, Ser ssI, ss,iI%osws s SsTtias1
Tr. 409-ifi, Gurb. Wap. etrafc.-
Wdn nenne oieie 9eituno. (WpriI7-l
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
Sobn %. Senfcl,
T. S0t-s03, Ncit. 6sapette-e ctr, Ode 6remont,
III der Icidleube5tatter,

ipeIber aue g~tuitrdee itets our 3ufrieoenoeit
misfiibrt. Die bon ibm bebanoclten Gei6en iois
uen 98oderl lang liegen, ubne Die qeringitel
0raouirie Ginbalfanirerin. NIB 1T Die 9ebanns
luug bon 5ralenlei1eu ocren Spe3ialitdt.
Setoe IelepbptIe. Cant0,tO
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
G6riItian MiQcr,

Snrncr, ser 2ei6enbeltatter,
ipridt bic gsabrbeit.
Sine eritftaiNidc grcroignng g~eltefert fhr $50;
ipcrtB S125.
Siefe $75 @eerbignng umfdbt ieinen t9ipnrs
sen Iuds, ipeiben ooer graiieil Yliihs5IrG,
nit feineuI Vef6lag, ben reaitldre1 $65 cara;
Oefineu hes @r0bcs, 3uoesnlI5eiee mo IuBens
tiite nit gepoliieriem 9edel. IpoienbeIto, sstieio
poer Robe, @inballnmirlinG, q 4unr Sarof6lbe,
Ibiircrepe, g &utfbcn mt 8ltIniniretie1, pels
6enlpdger, Gidter mo 2elbter. = gSarlm $50
mebr an anbere 2eidenbeitatter be8ablelS gle
Iullten ltets etpa5 BON ELECTROMAGNETIC iibrtg
babeu.
9iubcrt Z. 9urucr, 9ei6enbeitatter,
SruaomnB NIB Gltuer. StraRc.
Veibe 'Ybore. 2dntens@ inbalfamirer.
Nerianot bon 2etben $50.
(Suni14,1S,I&S)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15
@ermiidtc Nnseiscn.
Wmtcr GcrSicuit.

Iilbiiae 2clltc pcrOei aefuttl 9eidbtc Nlrhcii!
Mcit 9iifiipl Sube Eroni'tutl Sdrcibcn Gle 70.
iurt an ": ~. Riboeritr6m, COPENHAGEN ~,
@p.bcrStrnRc 30. (25S-W
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

9ta6 Gunemorf ninmt olio OdS
beutide 9feidy in bieier Siotiitit ben
erlten Blab Elm.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-15

Y. 0lQO Slnl0llllc,
Vrdlioent Der Gontraft- observation-disclosures
(Septt4. t5,t7,tS,19 10. 20,21 20, 2l,25)
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-07-21
HOW TO KEEP A HAT NICE
It Must Be rs Religiously Brushed as
Ones Clothes--How to Fresh
ell Trimming.

A good hat should be well cared for,
to keep 1t looking fresh. Not only
must the hat itself be brushed care
fully, but the trimming must be gone
over; bows PULLED up into shape, loose
petals glued into flowers, and loose
threads tiShtened. Flowers and
leaves should be carefully wiped with
a soft cloth; when colored flowers
fade they can often be touched up
with water-t alor paints and camels
hair brush. Most hats now have trim
ming arranged under the brim, and
they should always be raised up on
block or stand when put away, to
avoid crushing. 1t Is especially neces-
sary to observe this care with a hat
having maline ruche under the brim
at the back, says the Rural New
Yorker. This material Is quite per-
ishable, and is likely to become very
"mussy" otter short period Of wear.
unless handled carefully. We clean
soiled white straw hats with oxalic
acid, scrubbing with a toothbrush,
and sopping up the moisture with a
soft cloth. to avoid staining the straw.
The acid burns colored straw, turn
ing It In ugly red, so care must be
exercised II cleaning a hat In which
white and colored straw are COM
bined.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-07-21
Copper Waste Basket.

The newest waste basket Is a most
artistic thing. 1t is OF copper, bur-
nished and polished to a high degree
of luster, and showing in the front an
inset of jade in large irregular form.
The combination of the green tone OF
the ornament and the rudy hue of
the copper is most effective. One par
ticular waste paper receptacle on this
order was originally intended as q
glorifed coal hod, but a woman whose
sense OF fitness protested against the
introduction Of willow basket In a
richly furnished apartment where
copper found the proper background,
turned the coal hod to new use, and
her example has been initiated by
other women, who declare that there
Is an informal aspect about willow
basket that is not in keeping with the
furnishings OF certain rooms. In these
copper receptacles there Is an inner
box OF sheet iron, which Is lifted out
when the papers are to be disposed OF.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-07-21
PLACING The FURNITURE.
Arrange In Reference to Use for
Which Pieces Are Designed--
Points About Bedroom.


The most comfortable chairs should
be placed where there will be good
light for reading. by artificial light. II
the room is to. be used mostly In the
evening, and IL It is to be used as a
morning room, center the attractions
near the windows. A table where
magazines or needlework can be laid
down should be placed near chair,
not away or In corner where they
have no value. Again. tables should
be selected that will not topple over
IL anyone passes quickly through the
room.
A large room Is much easier to ar
range than small one, as suitable fur
niture can be arranged In such a
manner that several groups Of people
can be entertained without the CONVEX
sation being overheard by those near
them.
How many old-fa fashioned houses have
the chairs set in stiff array around the
walls, with long sofas on either side,
so that chair has to be drawn up for
the occupant to converse with the vic
I'LL On the SOId. IL Is hot NECESSARY W
have to drag chairs around to make the
room inviting, and these points should
be borne in mind when 1t Is furnished.
In furnishing bedroom we have
fewer to consider. The bureau must be
where the light Is good in the daytime
as well as by artificial light. The bed
should be placed in such way that
the light will not strike the eyes In the
early morning. This is not always easy
to arrange, as frequently bedrooms
have windows OH two or more sides.
In such cases 1t is we'll to have an ex-
ira shade of dark green on the window
that throws light on the bed.
Nowadays nobody that knows any
thing about furnis hing fastens their
curtains with loops. They should hang
In soft, straight folds, and the up-to-
date woman shortens her curtains II
they have been made in the days when
half yard extra was allowed for loop
ing.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-07-21
BY THE GENTLE CYNIc.

Oratory is merely talk with frock
coat On.
It's a poor fool that can't be worked
both ways.
II at first you don't succeed, do II
over; but don't overdo 1t.
The fellow who falls in love at irst
sight deserves another look.
Putting up a sign Post No Bills"
won't keep them from coming through
the mails.
What Is the good of a cookbook
when II doesn't tell US how to KEEP
q cook?
The choir may sing Peace on
Earth" hut that doesn't mean peace
in the choir.
God created the first woman, but the
devil was hanging around and stole
the pattern.
Some men are born great, some
shrink. and others never find out how
small they really are.
A girls first proposal always con.
vinces her that 1t will be necessary tc
establish waiting list.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-07-21
Furniture Polish.

From Scotland comes-this recipe for
furniture polish. which might well be
pasted In the scrapbook of every
American housewife. All that polish
can do to restore old, weatherbeaten
household goods this will do, and
much more than most put-up prcpara-
lions can. Here Is the formula: One
cake beeswax, a cup of turpentine.
Put beeswax in turpentine, let melt
slowly. Remember that turpentine Is
highly infammable. making II better
to melt the mixture over a teakettle
spout. II a flamc Is used this must
be very low. When cold rub hard on
the piece you wish to restore. Then
rub with a piece OF soft rag to polish.