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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16
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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16
NONE OF RTAWs BUSINESS.
Chairman drummer Thus DlSmlSseS
Rydn'S Challange.

Topeka, Kansas, Nov. SIS.
C. drummer, chairman of the
Republican state central COM
mittee, when asked to-day what
he was going to do about the
challenge of W. H. Ryan, chair
man of the Democratic state com.
mittee, relative to a statement Of
receipts and disbursements of
campaign funds, said:
L don't see that it is any of
Chairman Ryan's funeral what
we did with our campaign funds. -
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16
he Vas 0veruefked.

A business man in this town
had a dream the other night, in
which be thought that the liquor
traffic had been regulated in the
same manner that the hunting of
game birds has. Every man in
order to be able to buy q drink
had to take out a license. And
he was the man that was issuing
the licenses. When be got W in
the morning he was so tired that
he could hardly get down town. be
had never worked harder in hil
life than be had that night issuing
licenses. 2
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

Cut out our tabulated statement
of the election returns and lay it
by. 1t will be interesting to refer
to in a couple of years.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

Straw covered the pavement in
front of a certain residence to
deaden the noise Of passing
vehicles. Mister" asked q
small boy Of q passerby. what is
this hay doin' out herei" My
son." said the man, the stork
has just brought a baby 70 the
lady who lives in the house. {"
The boy looked once more at the
Uttered street and then said, with
wide eyes: ',Geei it must have
come well packed"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

DR.. Richardson does a general
practice of medicine and surgery
and makes q speciality of chronic
diseases. Permanently located. ;
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16
Commercial Congress.

There will be a galaxy of ora .
torical stars of the first magnitude
at Kansas City next week. The
18th Annual Session of the Trans.
Mississippi Commercial Congress
will open in the great Convention
Hall here on Tuesday, Goth inst
for a four DAYS session and will be
attended by some of the most
prominent business men and emf.
nent statesmen in the Western
Country.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16
Coal Shortage Already.

Topeka, Kans.. Nov. IA
representative of a Denver, Colo
RADIO, coalss company said today
that Western Kansas people were
suffering for a lack of coal. He
attributes the condition to a
shortage of coal cars.
Keep square with the printer.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

For the cure OF rheumatism,
stomach trouble, constipation and
all nervous diseases 90 to DR..
RICHARDSON.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

The marriage Of Henry Haber-
man and Miss Anna Gleisner was
solemnized Monday at the
Catholic church at Olmitz, Father
Hines officiating. After the GER
emony celebration was held at
the home of the BRIDES father, a
short distance east of Albert. A
good time was enjoyed by all and
we deeply regret that we were
unable to attend.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

j. B. Unruh. of Pawnee Rock
township. is very sick and little
hopes are entertained for his re-
covery. Mr.. Unruh was elected
trustee of Pawnee Rock township
at the recent election. His many
fiends hope for his recovery.
Later-Mr. Unruh died on
Wednesday. and the funeral was
held Thursday at l p. m. from
his late home.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

The vote in Barton county this
year shows q big increase over
two years ago. Should Hoising-
ton get those enlarged shops. the
vote in that city will DO still
further increased.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

The leaves in the court yard
have been gathered, a half a dozen
wagon loads of them.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

DR.. Richardson cures chronic
diseases quickly and permanently.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

Cancer, goitre, tumors. wens
cured by sunlight and electricity,
DIR. Richardson.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-11-16

Keep square with the printer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29

| indicated. It looks to Us like stand
inc M for a matter Of principle, and
At last putting into practical effect
what we have all been so long theo-
rizing about
Self government in the public schools
is one Of the greatest needs Of the age.
Self government by the people, Of the
people and for the people, was the
dream Of an ages, and at last preached
and realized under Lincoln. But the
bows and girls in the public schools are
citizens and are a part Of the com
munity, and while studying civics and
civil government might just as well
be formed into self government
leagues. and given the practical side
Of the work. These boys and girls
were a great factor in Che fight to es.
tablish a high school In this city. I'm.
til they took hold Of the matter and by
their petitions and work at the polls
brought out the dormant public sen.
timent Of the community in favor Of
higher education Vow we would not
favor taking the young people into
practical any farther than their own
interests we're involved, but there
should be developed in Young Amer.
lea q healthy sentiment that the art
Of self government that burden is lift.
cd Of The shoulders Of the teacher
tho parent and tho community. when
you come right down to &c there is no
other real government.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
BACK TO CALIFORNIA.
Langley in Custody Of. oficer-Miss
Mayes Goes Voluntarily.

Constable wheelihan Of Antioch
Cal, left here Saturday morning with
Jesse Langley, aged AZ, who was ar.
rested on the train here last Sunday
night in company with Miss Lelera
Mayes, aged "a. Contrary to her pre-.
yfous declaration, the girl accompanied
them, Langley paying her railroad
fare and the board bill incurred by
her detention az the Roseburg hotel.
This required nearly all the money
Langley had on bis person, but mindful
of tho fate Of James Duffy, who is
serving a sentence Of six years AZ San
Quentin for eloping with Miss Mays
a year ago. he rcmarked'
"rhc money is no good TO me
uow."
Langley will be takea TO Martinez 70
be tried on a charge Of rape, on which
ho was arraignci before Justice Long
Thursday following failure 10 regain
hts liberty on a writ Of hsboss corpus
Tho charge is based on the alleged fact
that Langley aud Miss Mayes, en- route
10 Oregon, registered az man aud wife
li a hotel 40 brentwood.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
Old Folks Testify
All Old people in salem and Their
children Take Notice.

a time comss 20 every ono when On,
Ilifo forces begin 20 fail. We begin
10 feel that wc are going down bill
anl perhaps that the end Of active ser
vice. u not Of lie. is near.
These extracts from some letters re-
seHily received from oll people should
Boz Interesting readings
Me- A. y. Baker af Evansville. Ind.
says. "l believe there is no other med
isiBo equal 90 vInol for old people. ]
would not take $1,000 f5r tho good Il
tla done mo-"
Mrs. Sarah u WiBdram. cousin Of
iho bir United States President
lashaf, Taylor ays. "vInol is God.
send ln aIi people. I am 20 years Old
hut owing 90 iho strengthening quail.
If.es NJ viHol ! feel young. active aud
we'll today"
Me- Jos Rankson of Decatur. nL.
~ No1fs of ago, says "vinol lbs
m1Nr W" strong. active 1uI well
s member of tbe %. ". Putnam CO
a1si "NiHni owes iis virtue 20 tho
fact that Do contains 90 a highly con
gsaiuIel form 40 the active, curative
strengthening and body building prop
critics ~ saI liver oH It makes rI,h
FrI blood healthy body material and
sound. steady nerves lH ths WAY
BE- r0W.s worn Tissues. checks .fe uat
Hu' lr.'.ue of the aged aBl replaces
weakness With strength Every aged
prrrHH Boz salem should .ry yIual ON
"uf guarantee ta refurl tas m6asy lfI
Do fails to give satisfaction" e.. MI
luiHam Du. iFuslIsfs
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
Hood'sSarsaparilIa

Vefe' sll hrua q oaiarrh. radically and
iFfmaneniiy "a rsmoyrs ths Gauss ant
essle.nea Az the raelis 0tt u1ia
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29

Nari comes fram Ia.a comm, t.s,
the hrpuliraa sauIiHats Cor t.. I.-
ifaiure have 'a.keI things s,. rr
there aui decided ta 40, sign ft. r.er..
chat che, uil support tas st..ss ..
'ho people foT a. s. senator As Hf.
pi'utip'e has been h,gusauy contain.
.'i iu Republican platforms Ls, bssr
ffolarr'.N adopted .u memorial, b,
.hrpoh.tau leg.sIa,arts tssbesr twice
ad"r'e0 iu che conn ~ a constitution
+" amendment hy Republican .-
s''~ itrr' b H'i "a g,,i rsssrr nt,
'a' h'rHt...au sH.u'I decline o. ,..-I
'r O." i0r r.n..r.e being raf rt.
ar'aN eneyt Boa 600 ar,t Oregon rss..
h'ar' taa tus has come ts si,.
'aa' ieaiuft ~ tt, pr.mar, ana ,l.s.
"'a draws "a air TRIAL auIulusf, us.
''.''f"i ah'r'''c .u Nr Cssrs case.
'aa' MAS uaier a hv REQUIRING b,
p.eiss 'a b, shsa
fasi was urisr Coo Mans .,t r-
''F eh.fa a ,,a'e convention m.srt
''"'aaie "A candidate Coz he r X
''aa'e ans t.s uars s1.IJ ts p,,,.r an
,as Australian tane, 10 t-,o,.r f,,
''' NE legislature was 5ah m,uu,
'o'.sea 90 consider che ,s.s ~ In.
f''le as "a rts'mmtu1at.5r 10 i. 80.
e' later iae pr,ssat lav ,,rH5,,..
t'' tae 4. 81 ssasi, arc r,ss.-,l .,.
s. before ne people f,r a l.rs,, r,..
'A'.'a rAea after tbe rsni,,,..-.
are naa' By ,ae usubsn of he a.,I
'''a' parties ibs aouinss of ~, !
.Ai'F s'ss upoa ,le Aunnlf,r h,r,. !
'-' 'ae people vote SCALA Altar t,,,I
,a' beea tose twits by ne p,,,l, /. /
'''' a'i seen - iaoggA there s,,lF I
- much dagger o. lnpropsi,,v az.
: ,a' 'sS'1a'aso 70 gatify ,A, ,s,,,.I
'As people % e,sagly asl al,.i,,,,,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
BOTH FOOD
AND MEDICINE.

We like best to call SCOTS
Emulsion a food-medicine. 1t
is a term that aptly describes
the character and action OF
our Emulsion. More than a
medicine-more than a food,
vet combining the vital prln-
ciples Of both. 1t is for this
reason that SCOTS Emulsion
has a distinct and special
value in all wasting diseases.
There is nothing better to
remedy the troubles of i'm
perfect growth and delicate
health in children. The action
of SCOTS Emulsion is just as
effective in treating weak
ness and wasting in adults.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 600 Pearl Street, New yotk
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29

taat wil make g0od r.,h HOOD ana
'e'' Will stick TO your ribs you IA,
always enjoy vAsn yoa bay yoar us.,,
'i'@ our nae stock The very bs,t
0''f np''oa, lamb, veal sal pork ~,
''1''iag boiling, stswing Or f.yi,g
y0a will always dad At prices al IL,
a. the lowest az
4 o. Gross.
0''se' MARKET PAoas ssl
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29

]
lie lives a little too close TO Portland
Tor any Of us 20 become enthusiastic
over him, not but what be would make
a good congressman II he was once
elected. But here's what the Hills
boro paper says:
ono Republican newspaper, or dem
ocratic paper either, FOR that matter
has published a word or line deroga.
tory 10 any Marion county candidate.
Whenever they have been neutral it
has been repeatedly 20.
"No Washington county paper has
attempted 20 coax persuade threaten
or bulldose any Marion county candi.
datc 10 put up $500, or any other
sum, FOR rs support
"And yet. Notwithstanding these
facts. and tho fact that Marion coun
~ has "a host Of candidates. no word /
favorable 20 Mr.. Huston is ever al
lowed 20 creep into the columns Of
The Salem Statesman. 70 gave mp its
entire editorial columns On one is
sue. 90 sncrrs and alleged arguments
against bic candidacy u publi'hc'
fake roumunicalions. manufactured in
its Office, with iniont 10 iniure him.
"Doos 10 want any Marion county I
candidates 20 receive votes from wash
Ingion county Republicans II it DO
ierm.nei 90 anger NJ iiusion's friends
uniil ihet afo driven 20 reialiate ou
Marion county canIiiaiest NJ 20. 70
is pursuing ihe proper course
"is % iho opinion of thc Statesman
ihai % ls "a crime f5r ans man 20 as.
pIrs io Office who ines NOT live Iu
Marion r1uuivi such course can have 3
hui ono fssult=.t win tausa ths conn
Ties outside of Marion q, combine
ngaias' iho candidate from chat r1ur =
iy IladB't ibs sfatssmsu better
adopt r. different ,ouucf' H.
81 faf aa ihe Journal .s concerned u
.i is NOT Kicking st all other tandi
hlss besides Ne Toofe. % hss tHrII5 g
.o treat respectfully ihs claims af No. lu
Huston 1ul Mr ilavlsr Both eu
'l'mru have iIBatsl us r5rsr mr ,
hir treatment and faf keeping uut n
bitter personal attacks oH their as t
'ini.ons NJ Tore gat Iria thy dght s
'ar'r ani has hssH aggressive ami su r
.fgr'i' o. camts from country u
own aHi has matched swords with fHa s
salem politicians .u many count, ID
Convention % s rsHul tbat nerr u
hor.I hr prominent politicians bore N
'h' Nl'l da g1t Iral ~ luaIrsI M
% trIr Dion from saHs 30 congress a.
h rHuu' tHaf PROF. IhuIr1's BE-
r'als should iu ta sar'nre 600 Rs m
uh.'.an ,o.e of Salem far Hr.r man
' tho ou', tane candidate Hm there
Il FIn ls f1uuI ams RamE.srI
'irs ia ias s.N far Nr Taar. There u
u' hs found SOME far No. Urst.r. Tr
une there win be- fraaF aN.f 1000 m
ai'r.iv Boz ihe con- Salem precinct. h
'r Che Republican candidate far saa. u
frs' whoever BIZ may be- %.
o.
N'Ti comes from I..a t.Hrtr Hat|
~ NHHHI ||##H 0.rHI#... .. '.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29

rene peaps believe in a,i,,
ee' a'e sat aiisasi with rs..,s.
aeie 'e'pras "a ilsir mousy rt,y
vahi 90 sea osl iuanistt rt.,
iafrsi n sll ha.is % ,ssif..s.
ga'fs' s'hswes aai umall, u.,
'sar'r f'r thslr experience. d.
as'l''s 90 ave noasy sul t,ss iv.
's'i il sasre b, vH b. Is.t b,
"hsre ii 'aHa't hslp bat saBs. .,,.
i'if aei g,fFy
no elsa usu pgis Bis a,,s~
ge't aY.ass bsuk. ulsr, Il
" s sare 90 oars a reasonable r,t.
@ in'efos, vtls he h ae,anu
i'n'g n~r Hs t,ss sot ns,l
p HoHY ssef sasl sa iasssfws,t
10 A''"s ha a,irss are sessrs.
We lsy tArss psr esst ia,sr,.t
ieaaa'i semiauuuauy oa ls
laa.'s - aas ta'laF or usre
saEiaU Dsparuasut
CAPITAL NATIONAL RANK
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29

u is noas ,f auf bas.usss tat as
believe ihs u,llsbora laisr,nisu, Iaa
ihe Salem siaismsn su Injustice In
ihe following editorial. for a. f,r al,
ve could olssre a a. uustsa bss
eesn well treated .u ibe salem papsr
iie d.t overlook itsm b, aut prIui.as
Aia platform a papers outside of tt.s
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
Greatly IN Demand.

PacIde Coast Factory, San jose, Cal.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
Catarrh

Nhtihef q ls ~ ihe na.e. ihit,ai. stomach.
eossla, ar Haarp dflicsis organs. oaiafrh Il
always ashiliisiiug ana siloald never iaii q
stisuiian
u ha iis1harrg irum M muoous msm.
bfaif sh0n trpi IN q slati ~ Inflammation
tl an impofo ooium1uly rgr1tal1as. ooa.
dliion u a. blas,t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
EDITORIAL TRUTHS
TERSELY TOLD

Salem needs a new Masonic temple,
A new Elks ball, a new passenger de-.
pot q new armory and q new freight
depot. There are several miles Of good
streets needed 70 be built The fact
is, great deal Of good street could
be built IN the residence part Of The
city by establishing grades. grading up
She street With an elevation Of about
two fect IN the center and then GOV.
oflng that with gravel That need not
cost more than t2j or ESQ a block.
That Mind Of q street will last q long
tiuie and is far better than the sue
ooaslon Of mud holes now % common.
lot us be- reasonable In the method Of
street improvement and a great deal of
good can be- accomplished The street
committee could make plan that
shall b. on che above lines and maAy
people will be- found willing 90 ac
cspi that Kind of an improvement who
are not prepared 10 put down a pave
mcnt costing ii.O0 per front foot
sss
Ar publicau Of this city takes cS
cepiion 70 oar Publishing ihe fact that
Willis n llavlcy is a local preacher
~ che Methodist church and thinks
such matters should noi be taken into
consideration 10 sizing up a candidate
Tor congress wgll % Is nothing 90 be-
ashamed OF and as matter of fact
President Garfield wa CambcllIls
minlsiof. and President Roosevelt hasI
frequoui'y occupied the pulpit aud sI
a local preacher N ihs denomination
ho belongs 90. NJ nothing worse than
that r. nii about Prof liawlsy hItl
friends will not have cause 90 com
plaiu nut ii is legitimate public
fari in the situation iusi as ihe fact
that he was once president ~ VII
lamciio unltsfs.fv ani that ha bee
hesu pfomiusnt as % Chauiauquh lss
iufer Have we go 81 thIsbsklnusiI !
and - mealy mouihsl that We sanaoi
refer 90 che salient features ~ a
Mas lfe without having ii mIss1u
pifued iuio pefs1uhl ahuse. Sure Ne /.
ilavley's friends have allei many sol
umns ~ uewrapoa with Ices s1mplI
msuiary thines about Mr Toore. wbo
rrinf auf bears lt like gentleman.
~ far as ihe Journal IL concerned
] cannot D. hired 90 throw mod at
my Republican asp.nut or the uam
uaiion because d. makes bad blaoII
'mong moh sho advocate ite same
'fincIp'es. ant ~ vs ts,s ever rurII
o. ihs hfrrllon ve afa read, ia ai A..
nii h ani da 90 uo more. and ss M
ifruh'l'an neeaIapaf vs can heartily ,
support auy mau uaa b, aam.aateI b, .
hs people ai the primary 90 o. taIl q
.prl eo
u .s noas ~ ouf bus.uss. tat a.|
e''e'e the ulllsbara Independent isa
he Salem sialsmab tu iuiu,tlrs nI
Do following editorial far a. Oar AL ,
10 could olssrye s "a uustsa bssI
ssn vell ifeatei .n tbe salem pspsr !,
10 d.t overlook ttsm D., dut priui.asi
ia paifam ia papers outside of aha
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-01-29
Patronise YoUr Home Ia.
dustries and keep your mOD.
ey at home.

Not a new business, bot the Old M,
smith, wagon and paint shop Of J,,,,
& Arthur very much enlarged. Wa,
prepared 10 do all kinds Of fancy pl,.
ing, sign painting and buggy, ears,,
and wagon painting; repa.ntine asi J,
pairing furniture and musical lnru
ments. A hrst-elass painter smplsys
Light and heavy wagons and burr-
on hand and made 70 order woA
,allod for In any part Of the city .,l
returned free Of charge By O. ". Jols
or william Gross.
JACOB a ARTHUR
Phone itss Main. a226 n. hout A.
pnR
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-12-14

Governor Folk has again an
nounced in favor OF home rule for
the cities. The test of his sin.
certify will come when a home rule
bill is laid before him for his sig
nature. He was tested that way two
years ago and failed to do what
was reasonably expected of him.
Central Missouri Republican.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-12-14
Something New.

Mrs. De Flat-Have you any.
new in folding beds?
Dealer-Only this, madame,
and it is really a success. On ris-
sing in the morning you touch a
spring and it turns to a washstand
and bath tub. After your bath
you touch another spring and it
turns to a dressing case, with a
French plate mirror, If you
breakfast in your room a slight
pressure will transform it into an
extention table. After breakfast
you press these three bottoms al
once and you have an upright
piano. That's all it will do excep'
that when you die it can be
changed into a rosewood coffin.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-12-14
A NEW

"'That fall of seven stories was the
finest experience l ever had. The
pleasant sensation was the best L
have wei enjoyed" The declara-
ton was made to physicians at
Bellevue hospital by William
Bushell, 10 years old, after he fell
down the air shaft from the seventh
floor of the Hotel Seville. Bushell,
who is a plumbers assistant, lost his
footing while working in the air
shaft. He received a slight bruise
on his heel and walked 10 the Belle
vue hospital to have it treated.
81 enjoyed that fall very much"
said Bushell to DR.. Lewis. when
I first felt r,n.elf going it fright
ened me, but then came a feeling OF
delight. 1 was drunk with exquisite
pleasure. l received a shock when 1
struck the concrete flooring in the
basement, but that was nothing Sc
~rious."-Chicago Daily News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-12-14
MiddletoWn Chips.

j. A. James and wife came in
Tuesday from CARRIER, Okla,
where they had been for the past
month with their children, Will
Wilcox and wife. They had a
pleasant time, but their visit was
marred by a pickpocket "touch-
ing' Mr.. James for SIS during the
rush to get on the train in Kansas
City.
Mr.. and Mrs, j. S. Adams, who
left here last spring for the west
in the interest of Mrs. Adams
health, are now stopping in Colo
RADIO Springs, and will do light
housekeeping there. They had
spent the intervening time neal
Dodge City, Kansas, and Mrs.
Adams many friends in this
community will be glad to heal
that her health has considerably
improved.
1t comes to Chips ear that viii
Uptegrove, an old Middleton
boy, has made all kinds of none,
this year in deals in Dakota rea
estate. Will is all right, deserve
his good luck and Chips is gla'
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-12-14
Children'S

favorite tonic is Whites Cream
Vermifuge, the cure for worms
and all other children's diseases.
1t not only kills the worms but
removes the mucus and slime in
which they build their nests. Its
action on the child is mild and
leaves him in a healthy condition.
Joe Daniel, Surmac, Tenn, says
that he gave one of his children
Whites Cream Vermifuge when
the doctor thought it had collie,
and from the first dose the child
passed 70 worms. Sold by CrumF
& Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-12-14
AN ILL WIND.

T. P. O'Connor, the Irish leader,
began a brilliant after-dinner
speech in Philadelphia in this way:
81 must confess that I dread to
make after-dinner speeches. At the
most sumptuous dinners, even at
such a dinner as this one, if l know
that at the end I must make a
speech, I am nervous, I have no
appetite, I find little to admire in
the best efforts of the chef.
"In truth, gentlemen, 1 can read
ily imagine Daniel, if he was at all
of nv mind, heaving a sigh OF relief
as the lions drew near to devour
him-heaving a sigh of relief and
murmuring:
"'Well, if there's any after-din-
ner speaking to be done on this oc-
casion, at least it won't be done by
me-"