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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Why sufter with your Kidneys Tn.
$50 very Of Kidney Elites has prove,
blessing to thousands of kidney eGf
'-reFs who have beer restor, 10 per.
ct health. These Tablets drive Ri.
diseased germs ont # the system, snC
urge all sufferers to give this Clap
-'fo and successful kidney remedy ,
rial % cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
Dancing Proves Fatal

Many men and women catch colds at
dances which terminate in pneumonia
and consumption. After exposure, if
Foley's Honey and Tar is taken it will
break up cold and no serious results
need be feared. Refuse any but the
genuine in yellow package. F. Nj.
Mclaughlin & Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
The New Pure Food and Drug LAW

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
| colds and lung troubles is not affected
by the notional Pure Food and Drug
law as it contains no opiates or other
harmful drugs, and we recommend it
as safe remedy for children and adults.
| F. NJ. Mclaughlin Il Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
Here Is Relief for W. men.

If you have ma ms in III back, Urinary
Hadder OF htdneg troubles, and want a Ger
try, Mother GraY's Australian Ii at II Is
ate and neyer-faillng monthly regulator
At Druggists or bv mail 30 Cts Sample pacs
tge FREE. Address. Thei Mothe GRAY O.,
f1eRoV. N. Y.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
For Sale or Rent

Four plantations. Lot on Rees park
three hundred thousand feet of hard
wood timber one mile of railroad, one
pair cotton platform scales. See P.
l.. HOLT.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Need good cathartic? A pill is best.
Say pill like DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. About the most reliable on the
market. Sold by w. A. Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

For sa'e-Six-room house in town
of Plains, with one acre lot. Apply to
W. S. Moore, Plains, Ga. d&w tt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Gar Col cures eli KIND of Sore Throat,
QuiDsy, Hoarseness, TonsilI'is, Simply
gargle. % cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Unlike poker, few people are re
signed to being raked over the Goals.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Truth is stranger than fiction to
those who seldom cultivate its ac-
quaintance,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

About the first step toward reform
ing a man is to catch him in the act.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

And some people are so industrious
that when they haven't anything to do
they proceed to do somebody.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Never borrow trouble, but always be
ready to lend it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Trying to avoid work is often the
hardest kind.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Legitimate names ON big checks are
/ sure sign of prosperity.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
Circular No. $40.

ON and after December 10, 1906, the
class and commodity rates from any
common point in Georgia to Moultrie.
Georgia, shall in no case exceed the
class and commodity rates from such
points to Quitman and Thomasville,
Georgia.
By order of the board.
FL. W. HILL, Chairman,
Gro. F. MONTGOMERY, Seer etary.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

The sunlight of happiness does not
cast the shadow of suspicion.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

The doings of polite society offer
seem rude to those who get done
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

A pleasing conversationalist is per-
son who talks to you about yourself
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
For Rent

For Rent
Store room on east side of Jackfcn
.treet, in Windsor Hotel property, now
occupied by w. q. @. Dudley Jr.
Also store room on east side of jack
son street, IN Windsor Hotel property
now occupied by Miss Nina Williams.
Also store room on Park street, In
Windsor Hotel property, now vacant.
G r. ELLIS, Sec. and Treas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
RaiIrOadCOmnissiO GEORGIA

H, WARNER HILL, Chairman;
JOS NJ BROWN, Com,n,rs
o B. STEVENS,
GEO. F. MONTGOMERY Secretary.
ATLANTA, GA, ov. tn, 1903.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16
The Latest Shoe for Ladies

maze on the same line as those for men,
ne mannIsh Shoe" is all the rage, in the low col.
CUT In all the new styles and feathers in both
ace ana O"tton' Such shoes not only gracefuI.
a. appearance but are excee dinghy comfortable and
we nave Just received a very pretty line
Oh me latest designs and would be verv glad to
show them to you; we are also showing q rrettx
ms u o'etsons new fall styles in ALI the new COLI
ors at$3, 81 ard SIS.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

Our Dimity Bond pound papers is the
talk of the town. Try it-25c per pound.
NJ. s. HOLIDAY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1906-11-16

will miss such wonderful opportunities
sterling For instance:
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

Young Merriweather has as much
trouble getting out of the Naval Acad-
envy as most fellows have in getting
there.
General Wood'S statement that he
doesn't anticipate any more trouble
from the M0ros suggests that General
Wood is not afraid of ghosts.
81 understand that Boni De Castel-
lane frequently purchased cherries at
81 per cherry" "GoshI / wonder
what he paid for the cocktails?"
1t is a little difficult even for brave
soldiers to remember their gallantry
when confronted by savage women
armed with deadly weapons and shoot
ng to kill.
There is one way the women get re-
venge on the men. When they want q
fried chicken they always ring the
young ROSTERS neck, and save the
pullets.
Alfalfa seed is worth $S per bushel.
1t will soon be so that farmer can
come to town with enough alfalfa
seed in his pockets to buy new suit
of clothes.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
MORE LOW RATES TO THE WEST
VIA IRON MOUNTAIN ROUTE.

On April 3rd, and Itch; May let, and
18th; Juno 9th. and 18th; July Bird,
and 18th; Aug. 9TH, and 21st; Sept 4th,
and 18th; Oct. 2nd, and 10th; Nov.
9th, and Goth: Dec. 4th, and 18th, the
Iron Mountain Route will sell round
trip homeseekers tickets to ell points
in Texas, Indian Territory and Okla
homa and certain points in Louisiana
and Arkansas for one fare plus $500
for the round trip.
Tickets have going limit OF fifteen
days with stop overs at pleasure, and
9 final limit Of twenty one days from
date OF sale.
For rates and information pertaining
to the Great 6on;hwest, write.
II. ID. WILSON, A. q. r. A.
q. u. ROUNTREE, 4. p. a..
4OS. Main ST., Memphis, Tenn.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

If the young man mixes old rye
with the wild oats he sows he is pretty
sure to raise disturbance.
We can't see any particular harm In
believing In hell. Better be ION the
safe side of proposition OF that kind.
One thing the FilipInos must admit
the United States sends them gov
ernors and generals who are good
swimmers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
RHEUMATISM MAKES LIFE
MISERABLE.

A happy home is the most valuable
possession that is within the reach OF
mankind, but you cannot enjoy its
comforts if you are suffering from
rheu natism. Yon throw aside bust
ness cares when you enter your home
and you can be relieved from those
rheumatic pains also by apply ing
Chamberlain Pain Balm. One appli.
cation will give relief end its continued
use for a short time will bring about a
permanent cure. For sale by all deal
ers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
A poor nc risk-matrimony.

The person in love with himself
never has rival.
The LATEST man often makes very
fast hand to rush the can.
The really good man seldom an
nounces his goodness unasked.
The fellow who does things seldom
mentions his former successes.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
Passing Of the Dude.

Men have long claimed immu-
nifty from the dictates Of fashion
which sacrifice comfort to eccen-
tricities Of dress. Ofcourse, there
are certain individuals OF the mas.
culine gender who persist In sar
torial iads, proceeding on the
theory that to attract attention is
the sole aim in the selection Of ap
parel. Such exceptions are out OF
the reckoning, however, in the
discussion of correct dressing.
Men-average men-who seek to
combine comfort with good taste,
have refused to submit to the yoke
Of arbitrary dictation as to what
they shall wear. The day OF the
dude is past and only a few pitt.
ful specimens Of the male sex now
seek to deck themselves in bizarre
raiment.
Women are still in the thralldOm
OF fashion, and there are more
heartaches over unmOdish sleeves
and hats than because Of lack of
food. At this season of the year
femininity is deeply engrossed in
those mysteries Of adornment that
will burst upon waiting world on
Easter Sunday. Few men con
Germ themselves seriously with
fashion in clothing. Most Of them
wear their suits until they are re-
minded by watchful wife or OBJ.
vious inroads of time that new
clothing is necessary. The aver
age man is a thing OF vanity, but
tits that quality Of vanity which
leads him to believe that his su
perlative hysical attractions need
no especial Embellishments. In
his cOmplacent self dissatisfaction lies
his immunity from the mandates
of fashion. Man insists upon
being comfortable and after that
consideration comes the less i'm
portant element OF style.
The we'll dressed man of to. day
is the one who is decked simply
and without anything ''smart" in
his costume. There ia wide lati-
tude for the exercise Of individual
taste In incidental matters OF
dress, but the man who would OBJ
serve the conventions OF refine
ment will seek to avoid attracting
to his clothing. There
are certain young men who affect
the ultra in dress. They gen.
orally wear extremely "pegged"
trousers that fit about az we'll as
meal sacks, and waistcoats that
fairly shout. Some pose in ridic-
ulOus CATERS and hideOus ties.
The average we'll dressed man,
is not one OF these. Ex-
tremes in clothing or ties are no
longer good form, and it is q bless
ing that such is the case. The
''rah-rah" youth was pest that
the world can do very we'll with
out, and his older prototype. the
SimperiDg idiot whose principal
occupation is parading himself in
public places, does not really
count. Dudeism has not sur
Vlved, and this is the day OF
ratiOnalism and comfort.
|
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

The price Of diamonds is going up,
but It is just 90 hard as ever to get
them out OF soak.
A Democrat who can carry Republic
can counties ought 10 make avery
good race for governor
Shams and pretenses ia matters OF
serious import, when they are worn
very thin, degenerate Into jokes.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

Many a so called smart man smarts
because of his alleged smartness.
He who praises men and f1atters
women has many fair weather friends.
The trust magnate values money
for the 80 called men he can buy with
it.
1t is the man who has only half
achieved who makes the most fuss
about it.
It's all right to while your time
away after you have done something
worth while.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

Whether or not life insurance mag
mates under arrest on the charge of
larceny were too rich to stea', it is
generally believed they are too rich to
be individually punished.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
LEG We Jes, Hunts Long Enough

This old world has many isms,
Many dif'rent kinds of creeds,
Any number of religions,
Meeting all the mental needs;
All contain more or less merit,
When you've analysed the stuff
You will find lot to credit,
Eff ye jes' hunts long enough.
Folks, toe, differ from each other,
Allus have wherever found;
But there's kinship one to t'other
When the human heart you sound
Some refined, models of neatness;
Others ignorant and rough;
But through all vein OF sweetness
Ef ye jes' hunts long enough.
Here's fellow, curt and grabbed,
Cross to every one he meets,
SnarIs and snaps, much like rabid
Cur upon the crowed streets:
Maybe his has been hard lot
Same might make you quite as gruff,
But e'en here you'll find kind spot
Ell ye jes' hunts long enough.
Here's another been losin'
Manhood till he's now bankrupt;
Many years he's been q BOOKING,
MANY mOT6 may Ao0p IL UPS
Loathsome, ragged, stunned by all
creatures,
Sail straight on without huff,
Here, too, may be found Gods fea-
lures
Eff We jes' hunts long enough.
There's youngster who's had trou-
BILE
huff to crush the stoutest chap,
'Sides disease that warped himsdorble
Lost all in some BuncC's trapi
Keeps stiff lip, and strong will,
Carries on bloomin' bluff,
And you'll find sand in his box still
Ef We jes' hunts long enough.
These with scores on scores of others,
We call shy, and sour, and small,
All these people are our brothers
If God be Father of all
All have some good in their keeping
Diamonds, many in the rough.
Easy found when love goes seeking,
And just hunts 'em long enough.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
WRITE US A LETTER

freely and frankly, in strictest conf
dence, telling US all your troubles.
We will send Free Advice Gin plain,
sealed envelope). Address: Ladies'
Advisory Dept, The Chattanooga
Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

Sick headache results from a de-
rangement of the stomach and is
cured by Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Sold by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
GRIP QUICKLY KNOCKED OUT.

"Some weeks ago during the severe
winter weather both my wife and my
self contracted severe colds which
speedily developed into the worst kind
OF la grippe with all it's miserable symp
TOMS" says Mr.. J. S. EgIeston of Ma :
pie Landing. Iowa. "Knees and Joints
aching, muscles sore, head stopped up,
eyes and nose running, with alternate
spells Of chills and fever. We began
using Chamherlain's Cough Remedy,
aiding the same with q double dose of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets, and by its liberal use soon
completely knocked out the grip''
Sold by all dealers.
Elsie Your Uncle Harry seems aw-
full young to be doctor. Willie
Yes, but he amt a real, growed- mp
doctor yet. / guess he's only ten.
din to children yet, SOS to get some
nractice.
Washington made great mistake
when he founded the national cspibal
on the Potomac. The center of popn-
lation has moved westward almost to
the Mississippi river, while the center
OF power and wealth is in Wall
street.
JohnD Rockefeller is reported to
have sneaked into New @ 'rk in GOV.
cred automobile to see his new grand,
son. Hs will be much obliged to the
process servers to overlook his pres
ence while jogging the ooungster on
his knee.
The maniac who broke loose at
funeral, wounding nine people and
then suiciding, evid entity wished to
keep the bail rolling. t'
Farmers are compelled to borrow
money or ask for advances every year.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
GAVE UP SUPPORTER

81 wore supporter for years, for
my womb, which had crowded every
thing down before 1t, writes Mrs. S. j.
Chrisman, of Mannsville, MY. "Isuf-
fered untold misery and could hardly
walk. After taking Cardui gave up
my supporter and can now be on my
feet half day at a time"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
CAUGHT COLD WHILE HUNTING A
BURGLAR.

Mr.. WIN. Thos. Lanorgan, provin-
cial Constable at Chaplain, Ontario,
says: II Caught severe cold while
hunting burglar in the forest swamp
last fall. Hearing of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, / tried it, and after
using two small bottles, I was COM
pletely cured" This remedy is in
tended especially for coughs and colds.
1t will loosen and relieve severe cold
in less time than by any other treat
ment aud is favorite wherever it's
superior excellence has become known.
For sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

The most rational remedy for coughs
and colds is Kennedy's Laxative Honey
and Tar. 1t acts on the bowels as a
mild cathartic-expels all cold from
the system. Cuts all phlegm out of
the throat, relieves coughs, colds,
Group, whooping cough, etc. An ideal
remedy for children-equally good for
adults. Sold by st. Clair WyIie Drug
Co., Tupelo, Miss, and all dealers.
"He calls himself self made man. u
"Well, I'm glad he's brave enough to
take the responsibility"
II it's true that new sucker is born
every minute there must be at least
two grafters born for every sucker.
There may be times when living
within your income IL quite priva-
ton, but in the long run it beats going
In debt.
Tom Reed once said statesman is a
dead politician. Think of the states
men walking the streets of this
country.
Mine operators cannot see why the
president should butt into the contro-
versy. He represents nobody except
the public.
That eruption of Mount Dajo in hui
man blood seems to have cast it's lurid
reflection upon the dome of the cap
itol at Washington.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04
cHAMRERLAIN,s SAVE.

This salve is intended especially for
sore nipples, burns, frost bites, chap
ped hands, itching piles, chronic sore
eyes, granulated eye lids. I'D chronic
sores and for diseases of the skin, such
as letter, salt rheum, ring worm, scald
head, herpes, BARRIERS itch, scabies or
itch and eczema. 1t has met with un-
peralleled success in the treatment of
these diseases. Price % cents per
box. Try it. For sale by all dealers.
Herr Most's last printed words were,
"To hell with lawl" Some of the big
capitalists whom Most denounced so
fiercely operated on that principle.
"What are you so gloomy about?"
81 am unable to keep out of debt"
"My boy, you don't know what trou-
BILE is. I can't get anybody to trust
me-"
Colonel Pepper-So you amt sur
prised at tn majah marryin' a Boston
school marm2 Colonel Bludgood-No,
sab! He always was foud of sour
mashes, the majah was.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

living indoors so much during the
winter months creates sort of stuff
fy, want-of ozone condition In the
blood and system generally. Clean up
and get ready for spriug. Take few
Early Risers. These lannon's little pills
cleanse the liver. stomach and bowels
and give the blood a chance to purify
itself They relieve headache, sallow
complexion, etc. Sold by ST. Clair
Wylie Drug Co., Tupelo, Miss, and all
dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04


faction the chances are it did not have
the name ''E @. Dewitt & Co." print
ed on the wrapper and pressed in the
box. The original Dewitt's Witch
Hazel Salve never fails to give satisfac-
ton for burns, sores, boils, letter
and cracked hands, etc. For blind.
bleeding, itching and protruding Piles
it affords almost immediate relief. 1t
stops the pain Sold by st. Clair Wy
lie Drug Co., TupeIo, Miss, and all
dealers.
Ii Taft gets the nomination, he will
have to run. 1t will not be walk
over.
Does laziness cause sickness or does
sickness produce laznessH 1t is a
question.
A news item says Ohio rivers are
leaving their banks. So are some
Ohio financiers.
Chicago women are taking lively
interest in politics these days and
making things warm.
Let us hope that the new senator
from Arkansas will exceed the expec-
tations of his warmest admirers.
Nothing will relieve indigestion that
is not a thorough digestant. Kodol
dyspepsia Cure digests what You eat,
and allows the stomach to rest-recup
erate-grow strong again. A few
doses Of Kodol after meals will soon
restore the stomach and digestive or
gans to full performance of their
functions naturally. Sold by st. Clair
Wylie Drug Co I, TupeIo, Miss, and all
dealers.
Perhaps the Gaynor and Greene
trial may be decided In time TO cut
these two crooks out Of the next
census.
IL is true that cat has right to
look at king, and so has yellow dog
to snarl and snap at Napoleon-o or
finance.
Doctor Parkhurst 10 criticising Mr..
Rockefeller again One difference be-
tween them is that the former would
pay literally 10 stay in the limelight IL
he had the money, and the latter puts
no the cash to stay ont Of II
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

The fastest young man is the slow
est to pay his debts that he makes so
freely.
In the game Of life when a man
holds queen be forgets the rest of
the deck.
The fastest young men are the ones
hardest pushed for money to do their
dude stunts.
Men love to do $40 deeds of charity
and get 300 worth of free advertis-
ing in return.
The despoiler of womanly honor
commits crime against humanity
that can be avenged fully only in the
world to come.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

A young woman of the Ypsilanti
normal school has Just cleared four
feet in the high jump. This merely
goes to show that football is not
prime essential of higher education.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

The enemies we forgive are gen.
orally those that are bigger than we
are.
A woman writes letterIbecause she
has something to say or nothing else
to do.
Don't take stock in anything that
doesn't pay fair and honest divi-
dend.
The sharp points of the United
States Constitution have been dulled
by bad usage.
We have observed that you never
notice how much you use finger I'M.
til it gets sore.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

The appropriation Of $4,000 by
congress to fight him must make the
boil weevil feel that he is almost as
important as an opposing political
party.
What do you think now9 Smoking
cars for ladies are being introduced on
railroads in England.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

OOu TIC cough OF COlu up IN your
system by taking remedy that binds
the bowels. Take Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar. 1t is different from
all other cough syrups. 1t is better.
1t opens the bowsls-expels all cold
from the system, relieves coughs, colds
Group whooping cough, etc. An ideal
remedy for young and old. Children
like it. Sold by st. Clair Wylie Drug
Co. ,Tupelo, Miss and all dealers.
An appropriate cong for the Sunday
school class Of John D. Rockefeller,
Jr., has been suggested with the re-
frain: ''Father Works Everybody"
The more the blind tiger flourishes
in Mississippi the greater the neces-
sity for opening the eyes of the au-
thorities to sense Of their duty.
A little chick couldn't break his way
into an egg, but easily breaks his way
out. Just as an eggshell is vulnerable
to knocks from the inside, soils q city
injured by knockers within its bounds
The Washington Post observes that
they have quit asking Andy Hamilton
whore he got it and are now trying to
find out wdere he hid it why not
search some of the members OF the
legislature?
eff your conscience compelled you
to give up anything during Lent, -
asked Mrs. Henpeck, "what would it
be?" After assuring himself that
there was nothing between him and
the front door her husband sadly ans
wered: "You.'
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-04-04

What good does it do to eat il your
stomach fails to digest the food? None.
It does you harm--causes belching,
sour stomach, flatulence, etc. When
the stomach fails little Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure after each meal will digest
what you eat and makes the stomach
sweet. sold by st. Clair Wylie Drug
Co., Tupelo, Miss, aAd all dealers.