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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

There is Caarrh In this section Of the country
than all other diseases put together until the last
few years supposed to be incurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced it local disease ar
prescribed local remedies and by constantly falling
to with local treatment pronounced incurabe
Science has proven Catarrh to be constitutional dis
and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure, n anufactured by F. Cheney
q Co., Toledo, Ohio is the only constitutional cure on
the market 1t is taken internally in doses from 10
drops teaspoonful. 1t acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any it fails to cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address; F. j CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
furnishing the Proof.

You say your mistress is asleep?".
Yes, ma'am, and can't be disturbed.
Come, now, are you sure she is
asleep?"
"Of course she is. Can't you hear
for yourself? There, now"
And down from the upper region
floated sound that suggested the
deep nasal hum of an asthmatic from
bone
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

Doan's Kidney Pills. the kidney weak
ness was soon corrected, and inside
a week all the pain was gone. was
also relieved of all headaches, dizzy
spells. soreness and feelings of Ian
guor. l strongly recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

been for Doan's Kid
ney Pills | would
not be alive to-day.
Seven years ago I
was so bad with
pain in the back,
and so weak that |
had to keep to my
room, and was in
bed sometimes six
weeks at a spell.
B e ginning with
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
Aarrv'e ADVANTAGE

Pear1-Helen married? Why, she
told me that she wouldn't accept the
best man that walks.
Ruby-Well, Harry don't have to
walk. He owns an automobile.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
In pinch. Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE.

A powder. It cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists, Csc. Trial package,
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE
Row NJ Y
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

1t takes woman to figure out that
it is a good deed, when the recording
angel will remember, to forget to pay
her fare in crowded street car and
put it in the collection plate next Sun
day.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
Seek Good Roads.

Schools? By all means. Churches:
o, yes. But first seek ye. good roads
and all these things shall be added
unto you.-Good Roads Magazine.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
No Doubt.

Shelf it weren't for my money
where would you be-"
He-"Probably a bachelor"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

A man may believe he is better than
his neighbor, but his neighbor never
believes it.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

An Improvement.

Chicago is to have bank that will
run night and day"
Good Too often it is the Chicago
banker who does the running"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
EXPLAINING 1t.

Senator Tillman breaks out and
says the railroads are all robbers"
"He talks like man who has been
up against a sleeping car porter"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

EETG xnanenCIy cured. nervousness after
rst days Dr. KIine's Great Nerve RestorA
er Send for FREE @2. 90 trial bottle ard treatise
DE- B. e. KLINE Ltd. 9 Arch Street. Philadelphia Pc
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

Garfield Tea, the nerb laxative, is
mild, effective, health-giying- fault
less preparation. 1t cures constipation.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
sstNM 49,,
G(@O0lD -: 81 j J s. $ ]
S [NQA n
x nfes5HA
WIZ s>~N GVV
Sand on Clay,

dE following valuable in
formation is taken from a
letter which the writer has
received from Road Super
visor, Mr.. s. H. Owens,
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

This on land which has cost the farmer moth
ing but the price OF tilling it, tells its own
story.
The Canadian Governments gives absolutely
free to every settler 100 acres OF such land.
Lands adjoining can be purchased at from Sc
to $40 per acre from railroad and other corpor.
atoms.
Already 175,0oo farmers from the United
States have made their homes in Canada.
For pamphlet twentieth Century Canada
and all information apply to Supt. OF Immigra-
ton, Ottawa, Canada, or to following authorized
Canadian Government Agent-E. T. Eolmess
81s Jackson Street, ST. Paul, Minnesota.
Mention this paper.)
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
-. -s.
This Man Lived
lO4 Years..

Dr. Yernest, the celebrated Swedish,
physician and scientist, proved by his
long life that he had re-discoyereil tho.
secret remedy by which the ancients
prolonged their lives. This doctor
was killed by an accidental fall from
his horse at the age Of 104 years.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

What's in a name? A cro0uette.
after all, is only hash.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

Louisville Man-Oh, this is the day
when he has to pay his water tax.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

Visitor-What is Col. Bourbon
swearing about SO furiously this morn
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

Garfield Tea is Natures remedy for
liver and kidney diseases.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05

Success is propelled by energy, not
by wishes.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-05
EVEN YEARS or SUFFERING

sIUSO dG -dSS Uu9I OSIIIS 6Oaft
Kidney Pills.
Mrs. Selma Jones of 200 Main St.,
nsonia, Conn, says: If it had not
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01
THRILLING FEATS
Performed By Mounted Police In tho
 Northwest.

Winnipeg Cor New York Times.
 The Blue Book just issued by the Gov ernment on the Northwest Mounted Po- lice contains many stirring narratives, told in brief and official style. It fur nishes proof that crime within the juris- diction of the police will be dealt with, no matter how remote the district nor how dangerous the journey.
 Inspector Genereaux, of Prince Albert traveled 1750 miles by canoe and dog train to inquire into an alleged murder case.
 Corporal Mapley left Dawson City by dog train for Ft McPherson in the dead of winter, and went by an unknown route across mountain ranges for dis tance of over 800 miles to make another inquiry.
 Inspector McGinnis and Sergeant Egan penetrated POO miles into the wids of Kee- watin, where the Indians say the foot of white man never before trod, and arrest ed murderer there for a crime commit ted more than year previously.
 Constable Pedley travelled from Ft. Chipewayan to Ft. Saskatchewan in the depth of winter with a raving lunatic strapped to dog sled. and the hardship and anxiety of the journey made him in sane.
 Constable Conradi galloped from safety to the help of a settler and his family. in deadly peril from a tremendous prairie fire, and fought it. singed and almost suf- located, until the greater part of his clothing was burned off him.
 Behind these bald and brief statements of official facts loom up the outlines of stories of endurance and unostentatious heroism. At the time the report was is- sued the force consisted of 54 officers. $50 ncn-commssioned men, and 109 interpret CTS, guides and artisans, making a total force of S13. In the year the police brought 4627 offenders before the courts. and of these only S22 were dismissed These cases cover great variety of crime, from murder to cattle stealing.
 Arrangements have been made with the new provinces of Alberta and Saswatch- evan for continuing the force, each prov ince paying $75,000 yearly toward it's maintenance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01


 Money is spent lavishly upon dogs in other ways. Last fall, 1t was stated. A. E. Sedel of Derry township near Milton, Fa., spent a considerable portion of his time training 5000 pointer owned by President A. J. Cassatt of the Pennsyl- vania railroad. Seidel is said to receive as high as S20O for training the best blue ribbon dogs.
 Manifestations of affection inspired by dogs, however. by no means limit the queer things that people will do for their pets.
 Benjamin F. Cortes. Baltimore hotel proprietor. was very fond of his pet mon key. The little simian had learned many tricks, and was a constant delight to Costes, his family and his friends.
 Finally the monkey died, and great was the grief in the Cortes household. It was determined that the remains should have a frst-class funeral
 A piush-lined casket held the body.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01
SPEAKS SIX LANGUAGES.
Little Indiana Girl Is Wonder as
 Linguist.


 Indianapolis Correspondence of the Chi
 cago Chronicle.
 "Is it true, Jeanette, that you speak six different languages?' asked Miss Law rence teacher of the fifth grade in the Horace Binney public school. at Sixth and Spruce streets.
 ''Yes, Miss Lawrence" said Jeanette years That is, I speak and read five languages and can easily understand an other, though I do not speak it very well. I know Yiddish, English. French, Arabic and Italian, and can understand Ger man."
 The teacher had asked the girl to re- main a few moments at the end of the school day. Half an hour before a re- porter had asked the principal for per mission to see the girl who spoke so many languages at such youthful age. A search of several hours through the multitudlnous Greenburg tribe downtown. however, was rewarded by finding Jean nette at 534 South street, where her fath- CT, Leon, has lodgings. He himself. though working for a clothing house, speaks seven lduSudBeS. lO ssioSc With which his daughter is eonversant he adds a knowledge of Greek.
 Jeanette is a bright and attractive girl. She was born in Egypt as were here two younger sisters. her parents twenty years ago having gone down there from Rou- mania to sojourn, as the tribe to which they belong did several mllenniums ago.
 They have been in America three years. An air of the lotus country seems to cling about the girl still. for in her slen- der form there Is the sinuous grace of the Nile and in her sunshiny hair the tint of the rivers tawny tide. She is quick as a flash to learn a thing, and ranks up at the front in her studies. With all her brightness she is as modest as an Esther or a Ruth as Is shown from the fact that even her teachers at the school did not know of her linguistic accom- plishments.
 "At the school, which I attended in
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01
How to Be Popular.

o. S. Marden in Success Magazine.
 Never hesitate to talk about yourself and your affairs. This will interest every body.
 Do not fail to throw cold water on other ambition. Nobody Is sensitive about this.
 Be sure to dwell upon the defects and failings of others, and call everybodys att tention to them. Everybody likes gos- sip.
 Never try to stop gossip, no matter if 1t does drive an innocent person insane or to suicide. There is no reason why you should be deprived of httle innocent pastime just because of others sensitive ness. Pass the gossip along. Add to it's spiciness.
 Always be on the watch for slights and insults Remember, most people are your social superiors and are trying to cut you.
 There is nothing which will endear one to others like selflshness. Everybody ad- mires it.
 Always take the best seat wherever you go, and, after you are we'll seated, offer your seat to others without the slightest intention of getting up.
 Just look out for your own comforts. Let other people do the same.
 Never do anything that you do not feel like doing.
 Never try to force your methods. Let them take care of themselves. Nobody will mind If you get into a rage, or nag or scod, or If you have the 'sblues." 1t Is pleasant to have gloomy, silent, moody people with long faces around the house; 1t is so uplifting to everybody.
 It is much pleasanter to let other people thap fn a n them They are not much interested in their own affairs. They see so much of themselves they get tired of their own company They would much rather talk about your affairs and what you are doing.
 Do not talk unless you feel like it. Just get in a corner and read. or lie down and take nap. Never mind who is pres ent Let some one else entertain the guests.
 Do not bother about trying to be agree able at the breakfast table. Just hide yourself behind your paper find fault with the food, and snap at the servants
 To be popular with the servants, vent your spleen upon them at every oppor- tunity. Find fault with everything they do for you at home or anywhere else They are servants and are used to it. They have no business to be thin skinned
 Never hesitate to show 1t when your feelings are hurt. or to indicate your 1 Jealousy when others receive more at | tention or are better dressed than you If things do not suit you, slam things around the house. Be just as disagreeable as possible. Never mind if you break a | thing or two now and then. It will re- lieve the blood pressure on the brain. Always remember that praise is a splen | did thing for you, but very bad for oth' CTS It encourages vanity. and people who are praised get so "puffed up" ant 'bg- headed that there Is no living witt l them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01

Egypt she said, q had to learn Eng Yiddish because it is the language of my parents. German is much like Yid- dish and, therefore, I understand that.
 I like America. Indeed I dol' she ex- claimed enthusiastically. Then, as if to emphasize her love for the land of the free and the home of the brave, she wove her patriotic sentiment into a chain of foreign sentences: U dime Amerique,' "Ich lieb Amerika." "Io amo America" Ana hebo America"
 What's that last language?" she was asked.
 That's Arabic. she answered with a laugh.
 America is named for an Italian Amerigo Vespucci," she went on wisely. "I knew that before I ever saw America myself. But Cristoforo Columbo discov- cred 1t.
 ''Egypt is a very, very old country" said the little globe trotter. looking around almost in pity at the small circle of street playmates less travelled than her self T have seen the pyramids and have been right on the ear of the sphinx
 q have seen the tombs with the num- mics of Pharaoh and Menoptes and many old ancient rulers"
 Wasn't there a man by the name of Joseph that used to live in Egypt?'
 "Yes." she added eagerly. he was Pre- mier, and we nave seen the places where he stored the grain that kept the people from starving in the famine"
 Did you ever see the place where Moses floated around In the bullrushes?'
 "Oh no; they don't know where that is,' said Jeanette. "They don't know where everything Is, you know"
 What is the name of that girl who was watching Moses that timer
 Maria, wasn't it?' she asked thought fully
 ''Wasn't 1t Miriam?"
 'Yes," she said, nodding her head. but in French ir is Maria. I was thinking about the French Moses-in-the-b -bullrushes story
 Whereupon the neighborhood children looked with wistful envy upon girl that knew Moses in the bullrushes and Josephs coat of many colors and Pha- raoh's dream of the fat kline and the lean kin and dozen other fine old Bible tales in Yiddish, French, Italian, Arabic, German and English.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01

There were four pallbearers. Numerous floral tributes covered the coffin.
 A novel story came recently from Ridge ly Md. MT. Samuel Sapton and K. E. Fountain, chicken fancers, discovered that one of their favorite hens was i'll. In inc course of it's wanderings about the yard it had discovered and eaten a number of small pieces of glass, which had set up an irritation of the crop.
 Messrs. Sapton and Fountain had no de- sire to lose that hen. A surgical opera tion seemed the only way In which re- lief could be afforded. Accordingly, the crop was opened, the bits of glass re- moved the cavity carefully washed out and the wound sewed up
 Since then the hen has been as lively as young chicken-a living example of the wonders of hen surgery
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01
No Visible Sjuns.

From the Chicago Tribune.
 Mrs. Ram mho---Absalom, have you been dr!nking again?
 MT. Rambo-Yesh. How ju gesh it. Nanshy?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-07-01
Still Worse.

From the Columbus Dispatch.
 Green-I have an awful cold in my head , I cant imagine anything more disagree able.
 Brown-Huh, Just wait until your wife gets a cold in her head.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

rapidly growing region, These are
substantial evidences OF development
which not only mean much In them
selves. but viii lead 20 other nd
vance steps which are sure 10 be more
significant than the most farseeing
can now comprehend
We shall spend the night under the
hospilahe roof OF the Hotel Clarke
at Glendale. when We will again pro,
oeed south. spending the next night
either al Ashland OF Shasta Springs.
A. r. HOFER.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

bility, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness, melancholy, "all-gone and
"want-to-be.left-alone feelings, blues
and hopelessneas, they should rcmem-
Der there Is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia y. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles
No other female medicine In the
world has received such widespread
and unqualified endorsement.
The needless suffering OF women from
diseases peculiar 90 their sex "a terrible
20 see. The money which they pay 90
doctors who do not help them "a an
enormous waste. The pain n cured
aud the money Il saved by Lydia +.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
10 IL well for women who are on 90
write Mira. Pinkham. at Lynn. Mass.
The present Mira. Pinkham Ia tho
daughter.in.law Of Lydia =. pinkham.
her assistant for many years before her
dcceasc. and for twenty five years
since her advice haA been freely given
90 sick women. In her great expert.
encc, which covers many years, she
has probably had 90 deal with dozens
OF cases just like yours. Her advice
n strictly confidential.
und Succeeds Where others Fan.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16
THE SALEM STEAM LAUNDRY

NHE oNAEm o. LNm NNkNgNN
Is doing family washing at the low
rate OF five cents q pound. Az this
price We wash everything. We starch
everything intended 10 DO starohed.
We iron ana finish everything that
can be done BY machinery. including
knit. flannel and wooden underwear;
also all nat work. such as sheets.
slips, tablecloths. napkins, counter
panes. towels. handkerchiefs. tray
cloths. doilies, etc. Balance hand
work is returned rough dried. The
fuel. the soap. the starch. the blueing
and other utensils, 70 say nothing OF
human toll required for the washing
at home. cannot be bought cheap
enough 10 DO all tais work at so small
a price.
Telephone 25. or drop as a card,
and our solicitor will call and explain
about this work in detail
THE SALEM STEAM LAUNDRY
Special rate for regular family
work for sixty days.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

ephone once are ~ with typhoid fey.
or Il has been necessary to send TO
Portland for operators. Al present
four from there are IT work aeFe For
two weeks past the work has been
done almost entirely by inexperienced
girls. and as a consequence the ser
vice has been bad.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

Ask any JAP" that you may see.
"Why the Car with Bear behind.
had 10 climb a tree.
The Yanks. Cod bless the Yanks
says he,
They gave us Rocky Mountain Tea.
DR. Stone Drug Store
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

down through my limbs 20 / could
lly walk. 1t was as bad case Of female
.hle a. I have ever known Lydia r.
= hams Vegetable Compound, however,
mo within four months. Since that
have had occasion 20 recommend II %
number Of patients suffering from all
Ia of female difficulties, and I hnd that
y 10 IL considered unprofeasional b rec
nsnd patent medicine, I can honestly
nmsnd Lydia r. Pinkham'a Vegetable
fpound, for I have found that II cures
40 NE, where all other medicine faila 10
! grand medicine for sick women
Money cannot buy such testimony ~
s=merit alone can produce such re.
'is. aud the ablest specialists now
lee that Lydia y. Pinkham'a vegc.
Bic Compound n the most univcr-
Ily successful remedy for all female
Irascs known 90 medicine.
tyhen women are troubled with ir-
rular, suppressed or painful periods,
iakuess. displacement or liberation
the female organs, that bearing.
wn feeling, Inflammation, baokache.
oailng Tor fiatulenoc). general debili.
Indigestion. and nervous proatra.
b. or are beact with such symptoms
|dltEincaA, faintncss, lassitudc. cHoita.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16


a Salem Industry that Has q Deserved
Popularity-Many tlmes when you
are tempted 20 throw your clothes
away. just take them 10 tho Salem
Dyeing and Cleaning Works. and
you won't need n new SUIT You
will be surprised how like new they
viii bo Mra. Walker has a deserved
reputation for giving satisfaction.
Tho most delicate fabrics can be
cleaned by hor dry cleaning moth.
Cd without injury Il does not
shrink or change its color. She
can't bo oxcellod. even IN Portland.
sho learn a her trale-aao did not
pick Il up. II IL next door 20 The
Journal once. 22t Commercial
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

Formerly Simpsons Stables.
UPtO-dats livery and cab line. Fu-
neral tuTnOuts q speciality. Tany-ho
for pienies and exeursiOnA Phone a.
Chas. w. YGnnka Prop.
24T and 249 High strsot.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16
TRAINED NURSE
ler Years of Experience, Advises Women In
Regard to Their Health.

II. Martha Pohlman
55 Chester Avenue,
ark. N. j., who is a
uate Nurse from the
ley Training School,
Philadelphia, and for
years Chief Clinic
se at the Philadelphia
bital. writes the letter
led below. She has
hdvantage Of personal
rience, besides her
essional education,
what she has 10 say
be absolutely relied
any other women are
ted as she was. They
regain health in the
way. It is prudent
iced such advice from
a source.
Pohlman writes.
am firmly persuaded,
eight years Of experiences
Lydia n. Pinkham'a
table Compound, that II
Hafest and best medicine
my suffering woman 10
Immediately after my
fiage I found that my
~ began 30 fail me. I be-
3 weak and pale, with
r. bearinE-down pains,
Iul haokachea and fire.
3 dizzy spells. The doctors
tribcd for mo, yet I did
Improve. I would bloat
eating, and frequently
me naueoatad i had
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16
BAKERIEs

Capital Bakery.-Fresh bread, pies and
cakes daily, candles, nuts. etc. Deliv'
cry made 20 any part Of the city.
@. ullom, proprietor, aa9 Court st.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

You cannot get a better anywhere.
We have a reputation for supplying
the best meals In Salem. and We will
certainly keep II. Buy your roast
beef or any other kind Of meat where
you get the best
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

For sale.-Thoroughbred Leghorn
roosters. hatched from imported
eggs Capital Commission Com.
pany.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-02-16

nFne. or, Feb TO- Because sev.
q the operators at the local tel,