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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
ALABAMA PRESS

Mobile Herald: What this republican Congress proposed to do in the way or reform legislation would make long story, but what 1t has done is tale soon told.
 Montgomery Advertiser: A late medical writer asserts that there are fifty diff ferent kinds of headaches, and we don't doubt it. There have been occasions when we thought we had at least that many at once.
 Troy Messenger: MT. Carnegie says he would work for dollar day if 1t was necessary. How many dollars he makes every day out of work of other men and through a virtual monopoly the tariff on steel. is the question that interests the American people.
 Selma Journal: Judge F'eagin of the police court of Birmingham, has begun a war on the users of profane language He has fined a man s25 for using profane language on the bleachers at a baseball game. If the fine is that heavy where so mucn may pc pledueu III hiltlBetiOh of the offense, what will 1t be when a man gives way to this bad habit under ordinary provocation?
 Mobile Register: We would like to see formed tlge Grand Independent Order and Mutual Benevolent Association of Pistol Toters, with sick and death benefits for the victims of the didn't n't-know-it-was- loaded weapon and a special clause in favor of the toter who manages to shoot himself. There being a need for such an organization its success would seem to be assured. Louisiana is preparing to pave the way for the introduction of such an institution by Issuing licenses to pistol toters, and handsome badges at a dollar each showing the toters right to tote. Now, with an elaborate grip and a proper series of assessments, we would have the new order all shipshape and ready to begin with an annual ban ouet
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
THE CHAPERoN.
From Puck.

From Puck.
 Even more esoteric than the way of man with a maid is the way of a chaperon with man and maid.
 The best chaperon Is far from being an empty form. Indeed the first thing to do Is to fill her up with whatever she likes best
 The duties of a chaperon are simple If a dragon upward of one hundred and fifty-seven feet long tries to eat the girls, their chaperon is expected to do some thing; otherwise she is to keep still
 A chaperon has her moods. SorJetimes she will suffer a girl to be kisstI right under her nose, and then again only on her forehead
 A chaperon should be able to look not only daggers, but various kinds of cut lery. in order to give the girls a feeling of security. No nice girl cares to sit In a strange mans lap unless she is assured that her chaperon Is all that she should be-
 The philosophy of the chaperon con sists in this. that married woman being alone renders anything proper. It is thus that marriage makes so powerfully for morality, in modern society.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
SHOOTS HERSELF.
Mrs. Felix Dunwoody Formerly Lived
 In Ozark, Ala.

Macon Ga. June n.-Mrs. Felix Dunwoody. wife of Felix Dunwoody. leading citizen of this city. shot herself shortly after midnight while locked alone in a room at her home.
 Her husband belongs to the Dunwoody family to which President Roosevelt Is related. The suicide who was IS years of age. was Miss Mary Parker of Ozark, Ala, niece of H. l.. Martin of Ala bama. She had been married eight months No cause is given for the suicide
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

From the New York Press.
 It's simply irresistible the way moon- light all seems to get on a girls lips.
 A man must have queer financial sense to lead double life with two families.
 1t would seem very queer to have some relatives you were really glad to have come on visit to you. No man can be a good husband unless he praises the things his wife gives him to eat, even if he can't eat them.
 If a woman owned a house on the acean she would want to go to a board ing house in the mountains so as to tell them about 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Chairman Wadsworth, who keeps his Congressional eye on his cattle, and unancellor Day, who keeps his weather eye on Bro. ArchDold, should be hitched up together and placed on exhibition.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
HARD LINES.

T care not for vacation time,' weeping packer said. 'I haven't had a ..-4ng to eat The servant must be paid. Where once I travelled snugly in My private palace car, Just now I can't afford to buy A cabbage leaf cigar. Awayi Away! I can not speak Oh. days of evil luck When rash reformers in their might Began this raking muclSi'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
THREE YOUNG SENATORS.

From the Kansas City Times.
 Senator Pettus and Senator Morgan will be glad to welcome as playmate the sprightly MT. Whyte of Maryland, who is only S2.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

me United States Senate is fast be- coming a standing offense to Dr. Osler. He should shoulder his cnloroform bot tie and start crusade.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
THE RIIsY BEE

Now doth the presidential bee Improve each shining minute By showing lots of candidates
 That they are scarcely in 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Mars Henry Watterson is comfort ably seated in the Bryan bandwagon, and feels at home in it. In fact, he has usurped the drivers seat.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Willimantic Smoke" is said to equal any brand that is made in Kentucky. the former is product of Maine and pays no revenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

It is difficult to make a selection from life insurance, Standard Oil, free coal stocks and deyiled ham. They are all parts of Privilege with big P.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Jesse James, son of the noted out law, has passed the state bar examlna- tion of Missouri with high honors.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
About Persons.

w. T. l.. Cofer of Cullman was in the city yesterday.
 W. A Davis of Annlston was in Bir- mingham yesterday.
 T. J. Smith of Decatur was registered at the Morris last night.
 D. B. Hamilton, Jr.. of Rome. Ga. is in the city.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

President Cassatt has weeded out Clerk Boyer, and his wedding seems to have encountered at that point an ob- stacle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

European specialists set a pace in the matter of big fees, but the average specialist needs no such encourage ment
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

A correspondent pleads for a change in laundry methods. How about less mangling and more careful roll call for collars?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

The Bryan conservative bandwagon Is fast filling up. Space has, however, been reserved in it for Grover Cleve- land and Alton B. Parker.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Senator Whyte need not expect to be the Senate's senior while Senator Pettus is full of vim and votes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Zombory and his dog have won inter- national fame, but fame in midsummer is fieeting and generally moro or less mad.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Richard Garfield says that every man is a born gambler. Even Adam and Eve gambled for the Garden of Eden. As usual, the dealer won.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Twenty gallons of whisky spilled into Kentucky creek the other day The fish probably had the time of their lives.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Bryan's rising fortunes are creating deep groans in the neighborhood of Princeton, N. J.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Potted ham-soup-chicken stuff is staying on the shelves undisturbed and it's certificates of inspection will soon accumulate the color of age.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

President Cassatt cleared his own skirts, but not those of his son, whose pockets were found full of free stock.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Popular adjectives: ASTONISHING, As- FOUNDING, INCREDIBLE, INDE- sCRIBABLE, SCREENING, AMAZING.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Ogden Armour need not lose his tenn per until he is condemned to eat his own sausages.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
HE Muse of Poetry passed through Birmingham yesterday en route to Kentnclsv. NVher, seer,

NK through Birmlngham yesterday
 en route to Kentucky. When seen at the union passenger station she said: "Yes. I am now on my way to Kentucky. where I shall take part in the exercises of Home Coming week am going rather early, because I have engagements with number of Blue Grass poets who anticipate doing something in verse to ex- press their emotions. Quite crowd of fe- lows have already been at work but when the handshaliing begins and the mint julep is being passed around there will be a flood of song such as the world has never seen. Hence, it is imperative that I be on the spot. I shall make my head quarters in Louisville, possibly at the New Seelbach. where I shall hold daily consultations. am looking forward to the busiest week of my life. Ahl Here's my train. So glad to have met youl Goodbye!" Then she motioned a porter to neat leather case containing her Tyre
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Now, that disclosures have been made, people are beginning to get sick after eating canned meats. Before that time they grew fat on the same fare and did not complain.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Nick Longworth has abandoned Con gross to star in the effete east.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

The Standard oil king is making a European record as a comedian.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

A Frenc-- socialist says that when the ideal socialistic state comes to pass no man will be compelled to work more than eleven minutes a day. That's a pleasant prospect.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

EIDE A WHILE. It isn't long We have to trudge The way of life, So why begrudge A word, look. A pleasant smile Perchance the jour Ney to beguile? Why hasten by Those cool retreats Along the road Where powered seats Invite to rest And calm repose And daylight dreams Beneath the rose; Where happiness And youthful bliss Commingle in A lovers kiss; Where humble joys Are not unknown And mans rewards Are all his own? Why hurry on With panting breath Competing still The victor, Death?
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

William Jennings Bryan is to be log icalized into the White House. Climb into the bandwagon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Marie Dressler sailed for England on the Minnetonka. There was room for sev- eral more persons on board.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

There is coal east of the Coosa, but none east of the Chattahoochie.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Christian Scientists who do automo- bile stunts can at any rate set their own limbs and cure themselves, al though Mrs. Eddy could not pull her own tooth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Johann Most did not live long enough to be considered a conserva- tive.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

The poor do not cut much ice in this plutocratic and hot country at present.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

The summer capital at Oyster Bay is preparing to bloom and burgeon again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

The end-seat hog has been lost sight of There's too much talk about the real hog.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Sunday was a field day for the Chris tian Scientists.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

The National Business Woman's league says that man is merely an appendage- corollary of woman. Would like to turn mouse loose in that crowd.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Ignorance was bliss in regard to Packingtown.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

After while surgeons will decide that 1t was a mistake to remove the ap- pendx.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Don't keep too many auto cars, un- less you are clerk, connected with . railroad who gets rebates for his work
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Senator Tom Platt has left Wash ington, not to return this year, but New York loses nothing thereby The rep resentation of that state in the Senate has long been a screaming farce. No one is really represented except the Yanderbhts and E. H. Hartman.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
THE PATIENT MAN.

will not buy straw hat now, The price is far too high But something tells me that they will Be cheaper by and by.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

With both hands Chancellor Day h striving to push back the army of muck rakers. In course of time Syracuse should be the richest university in the world
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

The water famine having ended, Gin. einnau washed her dirty face and re- sumed the consumption of home brew.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
THE HERO.

THE HERO. Now doth the summer maiden fall Into limpid stream, And not forgetting, in the act, To voice a piercing scream. She draws from out the leafy wood A modest sort of tramp, Who plunges in the raging tide And risks a case of cramp To save the maiden in distress And take her to the shore, Then scorns to give an interview, As he has done before
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE TIMES

ceiver be appointed saying that the In. dependent company has not been able to pay him his salary of S10 a week rof the last fourteen weeks. Wonder how that editor lived?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

Texas bandit named Cyclone Pat'' Lavin went to Chicago to lay bouquet of flowers on the grave of dead com rade and was arrested. Chicago police have hearts of stone
 The editor of the Mount Vernon (o) Daily Independent has asked that re-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-06-12

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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-21
NJ. WYGANT.
SURVEYOR
Real Estate Agent
INSURANCE

If you have farm or town lot
to sell, or if you wish 10 buy one,
call on me.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-21
REDUCED SUMMER EXCUR-
SION RATES.
Newport, Yaquina Bay, Breiten-
bush Hot Springs from all
S. P. and G. & E. Points

On and after June ], 1906, the Southern Pa.
eihc, in connection with the Corvallis Il East
ern railroad, will have on sale round trip
tickets from points on their lines to Newport
iaquina and Detroit at very low rates, good
for return until October TO- 1906
Three day tickets to Newport and Yaquina,
good going Saturdays and returning Mondays.
are also on sale from all East Side points, Port
land to Eugene, inclusive, and from all wes:
side points, enabling people to visit their
families and spend Sunday at the seaside.
Season tickets from all East side points,
Portland 20 Eugene, inclusive, and from all
West Side points, are also on sale to Detroit at
very low rates, with stop-over privileges at
Mill City or any point east, enabling tourists
to visit The Santiam and Breitenbush Hot
! Springs in the Cascade moun tains, which can
be reached in one day.
Season tickets will be good for return from
all points until October 10. Three day tickets
viii be good going Saturdays and returning
| Mondays only. Tickets from Portland and
vicinity will be good for return via the East or
West side at option of passenger. Tickets from
Eugene and vicinity will be good going via the
Lebanon-Springfeld branch if desired. Bag
gage on Newport ticket checked through TO
Newport: on Yaquina tickets to Yaquina only
Sunday excursions to Newb ,rt on the C. d E.
will begin June 10th or 18th and run every
Sunday thereafter, leaving Albany at T:30 a
m; leave Corvallis a. IN.
S. 2. trains connect with the c. IL f. at AL
bany and Corvallis for Yaquina and Newport
Trains on the C. d. E. for Detroit will leave Al,
bany at 7:3O a. m, enabling tourists to the Hot
| 60 al hor Tea a;,,s
from ana TO Corvallis connect with all East
Side trains oil the S.P.
Full Information as to rates, time tables, etc
can be obtained on application TO J. c. Mayo
Gen. Pass. Agt. c. & L. R. r., Albany; A. l.
Craig, G. p. A., s. P. Co., Portland, or to any
S. p. or c. d T. agent.
Rates from Toledo 10 Newport, sl.10.
Three-day rate from Toledo to Newport, 81.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-21
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATIONS.
U. S. Land Otiice. Portland, Oregon.

u. >. Ldnu OInC6, IOftlduu, oregon.
July r. 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress OF
June 8, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the states of California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended to all the Public Land States by act
of August 4, 1892, Louis e. Fox of Toledo,
county of Lincoln, state of Oregon, mas
this day filed in this Office his sworn statement
No. 6ea for the purchase OF the sel4 of section
33 in township - s. of range low, aud will offer
proof to show that the land sought is more
valuable for its timber or stone than for agri-
cultural purposes, and to establish his claim
10 said land before Ira Wade, County Clerk OF
Lincoln county, at Toledo, oregon, on Thurs
day, the 18th day of October, 1906.
He names as witnesses:
Julius Busch, NJ. W. Randall, Chas. F. Sou-e
and Geo W. Myers all of Toledo, oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said 18th
day OF october, 1906.
ALGERNON S. DRESSER, Register
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-21
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
q. 8. Land Ofce, Portland. Oregon.


August Il, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that III compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress OF
June 3, 1873, entitled Gan act for the sale of
of timber lands in the States of California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended to all the Public Land States by act
of August A. 1892, Brita Wall, of Portland,
county of Multnomah state of Ore
gon, has this day filed in this office his sworn
statement No. for the purchase of the n19
of seA, nel4 of swH, sea of nwA OF section 10
in township u south, range 10 wesi'
and will offer proof to show that the land
sought Is more valuable for its timber or stone
than for agricultural purposes, and to establish
his claim TO said land before the Register and
Receiver at Portland, Oregon, on Monday the
9th day of November 1906
He names as witnesses:
Cliff F. Willis, Erick Oman, Karri Swanson,
Carl Johnson, of Portland, oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands are requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said 18th
day of Noyem ber, 1906.
ALegRNoS S. DRESSER, Register.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-21
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. s. Land Office, Portland, oregon,
August 25th, 1905.

U. S. Land Office, Portland, oregon,
August 25th, 1905.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress of
June g. 1873, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the States OF California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" as
extended to all the Public Land States by act
of August 4, 1892 August E. Oberg of Port
land, county of Multonomah, state OF Oregon,
has this day filed in this office his sworn state-
ment No. 2O31 for the purchase of the nl9 swl4
and So of nwl4 of section "a, township l3 S,
range W, and will offer proof to show that
the land sought is more valuable for its tim
ber or stone than for agricultural purposes,
and to establish his claim to said land before
the Register and Receiver at Portland, Oregon,
on Monday, the 10 day of November. 1906.
He names as witnesses:
Floyd earns, Matt earns, of Angora Oregon
Fred NJ Cook, Oscar Boden, of Portland, Ore
gon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file
their claims in this office on or before said 22d
day of May, 1906.
ALGERNoN S. DRESSER, Register.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-09-21
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. s. Land Office, Roseburg, oregon,

U. s.. Land Office Roseburg, oregon,
August s, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress of
June 3, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of
timber lands in the States of California, Ore
gon, Nevada, and Washington Territory" rs
extended to all the Public Land States by act
of August 4, 1892, John d. Welch of Toledo,
county of Lincoln, state of Oregon has this
day filed in this office his sworn statement No.
for the purchase of the nel4 OF section
No. in township No. 10 S, range No. ii W, ana
will offer proof to show that the land sought
is more valuable for its timber or stone tuan
for agricultural purposes, and to establish his
claim to said land before the County Clerk
and Clerk Comfy Court OF Lincoln county at
his Office at Toledo, Oregon, on Wednesday,
the 2lst day of November, 1906.
He names us witnesses:
james =. Wolfe, Brit l.. Wolfe, OF Ocean
View, Oregon; Clarence Evans, z. NJ. Derrick
of Toledo, Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
aboue described lands are requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said 2lst
day of November. 1906.
BENJAMIN l.. EDDY, Register