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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

II
SaA&S They say 1t SO much and admire
ah6 so that II l couldn't waS nv tail and
laugh, / should be very uncomfortable.
like children. II you only know how to
treat them they are all right. OF course, a
dog Is always reasonable and sensible.
They ARE, born with so much sense. Chill
dren are not to blame II they are not born
with sense. Speaking OF sense, there's more
fhan one kind. Now, Tommy only scents
his father three blocks down the street
when. he has his nose turned toward him,
but 1, can scent him. farther on than that
II I'm standing on my head.
Well. children all think I'm so lovely
that I've been feeling quite proud OF my
self lately-but yesterday my pride had a
fall. wasn't good. and what's worse, I
did not want to be good. II Is all on ac-
count OF that unnecessary cat that Lizzie
brought In. I4zzie u our girl. She sweeps
the door and gets dinners for the lady
mother and the lady daughter, and we four
are all there are In the family.
do not like eats-ws never had one be-
fore-and Lady Daughter always taught
me to chase them out OF the yard. for they
set after the birds and the little chickens
This little cat thing got in while Y was
escOrting Lady Daughter TO the butchers
always 81 WIN hStf carrying my owl
market basket In my mouth.
Lizzie heard that cat creature squalline
on'the doorstep and she brought her in and
acted very silly over her. and gave heI
some milk In my saucer. found her drink
ing out OF II when got back from market
and WOW! wasn't l madl
barked and barked and was going 4
shove her right out as / had been told t,
do to all cats. Ehen Lady Daughter SAID
very sharply;
''Gingerl you must let this cat alone. d,
you hear. sir2'
oh WOW! whyt why1 Whyg" I barked
Because she Is very little and LizEie like
her" she said. Then Lady Mother picke'
up the little thing and smoothed down tn
big lump on her back and the tail that go
all swelled and stin when I barked at her
Then she held the thing close to my nose
but she didn't smell good-and sneeEed o.
purpose. and brushed my nose on with m
paw. and then I sat down and looked mad
knew l should always hate that cat, a
long as she got all my things away fror
me- my milk saucer. and the petting frOT
che people. and. well. can stand a 500
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
williams sharp wit.

An old-time English barrister was John
Williams, a sarcastic wit and a bachelor
with an intense prejudice against marriage.
His clerk one day asked him for a holiday
70 get married and some months
afterward on entering his chambers VIII
liams found his dead body. suspended from
the door. He engaged another clerk and
asked him II he was married. no" the
clerk replied, but thinking that Williams
would regard marriage as a guaranty of
steadiness he added. but I am going 10
be-. Very WE'LL" replied williams. but
understand this-when you hang yourself
don't do It here!"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
Portrnit ofIR. Y. Lee.

Brigadier General A. Mills. superintend-
ent Of West Point. has secured an excellent
oil portrait OF General Robert L
Leo and IL now adorns the walls Of
the cadet mess hall in company with por-
traits OF the other superintendent Of the
academy He found this portrait in Balti-
more and all who have seen it think II an
excellent likeness OF General Lee as he ap-
peared when superintendent. II has been
thought by some that General Lees portrait
had been removed because Of his espousal
OF the confederate cause. but It was never
there until now.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

$50 White Wash Suits-Made of very finest ma
terials, exquisite in design, beautifully trim
med, will go Monday at, choice $7.95
Elegant Princess Dresses-Made Of fine lingeries
and batistes, which sold at $15 to $20-in Mon
days sale, at choice ..............$H.9 5
$40 White Lawn and Swiss Dresses in the newest
styles, daintily trimmed, at, choice $296
So and Sc Wash Dresses in the most pleasing
new styles, prettily trimmed and we'll made -
Monday, choice ................ ...... S15O
Sis and $18 Dress Skirts-Handsome garments,
in fine voiles, taffetas, etc., regular $1,000 to
$500 values at, choice ............... $7.95
Fine Walking Skirts that sold regularly at So
choice Monday, at Northumberland 1895
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
Her Under.tanding OF II.

LITTLE Priscilla gave the following account
OF her first experience, in the capacity OF
witness. with the majesty OF the law:
They took us through a long hall into o
dirty old room and made us go away back
and sit down. After We had been there a
long time they made us stand up in a row
In front Of a desk and hold W our right
hands Then a man said:
Bur-r-rur r-rur rur-rur-rur er-rur-r-rur
bur-er-rur rur-BUMP
Then we had TO go and sit down again.
and that was all there was OF H."
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
story of a TIEer %.

A big amber-eolored cat named Ted.
which had always been most careful Of his
ways, fell into bad habits.
He appeared at the door on successive
days with pigeon, a sparrow and robin
In his mouth.
The Mortified house-mother Immediately
tied three little bells to the cats collar to
prevent a repetition OF his misdeeds.
This seemed to work well for a time, as
the tinkle warned the birds OF danger.
Suddenly the bells disappeared: a blk Of
bells, such as are sewed on children's
worsted reins, was purchased, and as fast
as a bell came on another was tied in its
place on the collar
One day big tiger cat, who was Ted's
constant chum, was discovered calmly
chewing the ribbon that attached the bells
to Teds collar.
The mystery was solved, and after that
we entertained our friend by tying a bell
on his collar and putting him on the bed
beside the tiger cat. The instant he dis
covered the bell the tiger began to chew
Il off.
The question Is, did Ted ask him 70 re-
move the bell or did the tiger cat dislike
the sound OF the tinkle. tinker
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

II has over and over again been
stated OF late that Queen Victoria OF
Spain will inherit a large fortune
from the Empress Eugene and one
romancing Journal announced that the
new queen OF Spain will receive
a dot OF 100000 francs from her godmo-
A. ther. a preposterous invention which. how
ever. was accepted as a fact By many OF
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
-
Millicent May.

Millicent May was very fair,
With violet eyes and golden hair.
And she was gowned with greatest care,
Was Millicent May, my dearie.
She sat in her carriage, nor even bowed
Her lovely head TO the passing crowd,
For she was fair, and she was proud,
Was Millicent May, my dearie.
But pride oft endeth in disgrace,
For she fell she fell and broke her face,
And In oblivion took her place,
DID Millioent May, my dearie.
So by this tale you will agree
That the fate is sad OF such as she,
Though but a doll she CHANGED to be,
Did Millicent May, my dearie.
Washington Post.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
PRATTLE OF THE YOUNGSTERS.
Never Sntiahed.

Young Philip Is something OF a poet.
Here is his latest Jingle:
Man wants but little here below
OF wealth's bright golden calf;
But when he gets the horns and hoofs,
He wants the other half.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
A Camp Trick.

To those boys and girls who enjoy either
regular camping or spending a night or
two in the woods Just for fun" the expe-
rienee Of the three youngsters whom once
heard OF will be interesting
The boys, two OF whom were city
chaps" who had been sent to an unole's
farm to gain breath after a winter OF hard
study. all worked hard all summer. They
spent much OF the time doing the regular
farm work with the men-mowing. plow-
Ing, raking hay and storing n In the barn.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

minstration for a number of years. His
chief characteristic was ever-present eau
ton as to committing himself to a positive
statement in which respect he has been
mentioned as bearing a close resemblance
to Senator Allison OF Iowa. He always de-
clared that the essential qualifications for
young man entering upon a diplomatic
career was the ability TO remember all
he hears and the sense to keep It to him
self" A standing Joke among those init
mate with the undersecretary was that he
never answered the simplest remark with
out carefully turning It over in his mind
and examining II In all its bearings
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

Bertie-Pa, who's that a picture Off
Pa-Father Time. with his soythe.
Bertie-But he's nearly bald.
Pa-Yes; most old gentlemen are.
Bertie-Hut say. pa. thought Time had
q forelock
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

the Spanish newspapers. According TO Lon
don Truth the real fact is that the fortune
of the Empress Eugene will be divided at
her death. one-half going to her grand
nephew the duke of Albany, and the other
half to the Princes Victor and Louis Ma
pOleon.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
Magnificent Bargain Offerings in
Our Monday Sale of Ladies' Suits


country match the offerings this de
selling left
compelled to dispose quickly TIL
considered in gothey Our gain Sc
sesplnd Monday ofer
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

$500 Skirts in fine Cecilians and Danish cloths
choice Monday, at ....................$1. 5O
$500 Silk Underskirts, Monday, at ......$2,95
So and $40 Silk Underskirts on sale Monday, at,
choice $495
Fine Dressing Sacques that sold up to $500
choice, Monday NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. $1.5O
Womens Waists-Clean and fresh, worth regu-
larly $150-about 25 dozen to select from
dIJ CHOICE 'OOO
$500 Lawn Waists in the very newest styles
choice Monday, at Observation-Disclosures. 75c
$500 Home Made Wrappers-In fine lawns
Mondays clearing price .............. $1O0
Women's $1.50 Wrappers in Mondays sale, 59c
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
GinEer's Confession.

LII the children on this street say
that l am the finest dog they
know-that is. all the children
that have no dogs OF their own.
They say II so much and admire
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
His Fathers Name.

DIT, EdWard Brooks. the Philadelphia edu-
Gator, and author, declares that there Is a
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
Little Stories for Little People

The cat is gone nova little girl took
her away and like that little girl--Wash-
ington Star.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
Resembles Senator Allison.

r THOMAS HENRY SANDER-
SON, who recently retired from
public life, had been permanent
undersecretary OF state for for
eign affairs in the British ad-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05

Wool Dress Goods a drsss piece Of in
the largest stock Of Chicago AT
JUST HALF PRICE will immediate advan-
taqe of this per saving
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
~~~1 THE RELIABLE STORE. S~~~~~~
Great Furniture Clearance

AT ABOUT HALF
greatest Money
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-08-05
SS SF1q7RP d @ARaN~ GREAT WATER DAMAGE SALE

Greatest Shoe Bargains osy of omaha h2
chandsing be found in great Shoe depart
ment ALL HIGH SHOES sold a saving you Of
ID to 1-2 Don't miss this chance,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
PASSENGER TRAIN DERA1LED.
Running Over Forty Miles an Hour II
 Crashes Into Landslide.

Binghamton, N. Y, March 4.-Run- ming in excess of forty miles an hour, Lackawanna passenger train No. 919, leaving Binghamton on the Syracuse division at p. m, crashed into a land- slide two miles above Lisle on Satur- day evening, and after leaving the rails pounded along the ties for distance of over three hundred feet. Charles Wilson, the engineer, was slightly hurt The absence of fatalities in the acci- dent was due to the coolness of the en- glneer, who stuck to the throttle when the headlight of the engine showed the mass of earth on the tracks ahead Wilson showed his air-brake lever past the emergency notch and reversed his engine, but the momentum of the train was so great that when it crashed into the landslide every wheel left the track and the heavy locomotive and coaches pounded along the ties for over three hundred feet.
 The collision unseated every passen- ger in the train, two being hurled the length of the coach. However, none were seriously hurt.
 The landslide was caused by the loos- ening of gravel and earth after heavy fall of ten hours. Most of the coaches We're rendered practically useless.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05

adopted by the inner circle" to strike terror to those whom they wished to frighten. Armed men were also last night placed around the homes of Gov ernor Gooding, Special Prosecutor James H. Hawley, W. F. Borah, and a number of others. The excitement at tending the discovery of the theft men, toned was hardly passing away when 1t became known that all the other powder magazines in the nearby hills had been broken into. In all there are half dozen powder magazines situated in the hills and all are said to have been entered and powder stolen
 The circumstances surrounding the dynamite thefts are being as closely guarded as the alleged confessions of Orchard and Adams. The dynamite stolen is known as grade No i, which contains about 75 per cent nitro -glycer- inc.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
PURE BLOOD.
Druggist Wm. II. Hull Guarantees yi- mol Will Make Pure, Rich, Red
 nIood.

We see every day on our streets many people whose faces plainly show impure and impoverished blood. We want everybody in New Haven to know that Vinol is a splendid blood purifier and blood maker" said MT, Hull.
 Tt is the best preparation we ever sold in our store to make pure, rich red blood, because it contains in a high ly concentrated form all of the medicin- al body building clements of cod liver oil, but without drop of oil or grease to upset the stomach.
 "Vinol tones up and strengthens the nerves of the stomach and enables it to obtain from the food eaten the nec- essary elements to create pure, rich red blood, and in this way every organ in the body is strengthened and invigorat- ed, and the skin is cleared from all dis figuring eruptions.
 MT. F. w. Bean of Wilmington, Del. writes: q suffered for months with poor blood, loss of flesh and strength. My physician prescribed different rem edies, none of which helped me. was discouraged when a friend asked me to try Vinol. I did so, and never saw any thing like it; it purified and enriched my blood, increased by appetite, and 1 look and feel like a different man."
 We guarantee Vinol will purify and enrich the blood, create strength and build up every run down person in New Haven or return the money in every case where it fails. '-Hull's Cor ner Drug Store.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
MUCH DYNAMITE STOLEN
Between 600 and 500 Pounds Taken from
 House Near Portland, Ore.

Portland, Ore, March 4.-A special to the Oregonian from Boise says: On the heels of Steve Adams confession comes the startling news that between 500 and 500 pounds of dynamite and dynamite caps have been. stolen at the Star Pow der house, located in the hills east of the city. Last night employees of uard- ware company upon going to the pow der house just beyond the Boise bar racks, found about 400 pounds of dyna- mite and caps had been stolen.
 Governor Gooding immediately had a hundred or more guards thrown over the city and especially around the peni- tentiary. These guards were placed because almost all of the men have been mentioned in connection with the prosecution of the officers of the West ern Federation of Miners had received threatening letters signed Knee Bone" the name alleged to have been
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
s. s. ADAMS,
 ALL THIS WEEK.
 MAIN STORE. Cor. State and Court Streets.
COLLINS ChocOloet Powder,

Instantaneous, Digestible, Chocolate for Drinking.
 Just the fOod-drink for school chill dren.
 Ut does for the school child, whose ac- tive body and brain calls for extra nu- triton, what no other food or drink ca ndO.
 Fully cooked, and can be made into drink in few seconds by simply stirring in hot water.
 Especially rich in that essential food material, protein, which builds up wasted nervous and mental forces. This protein nutrition makes it fine for school children Then 1t Is easily dl- gested, and school child, aged, or dys- peptic is really nourished. If you read that timely editorial last week In the Journal and Courier on "FOOd And Etl- ucatiOn," you will see the value of this.
 Everybody, especially parents and teachers, get printed matter from clerks. It is study In chocolate md nutrition. p.
 Then we give FREE all this week with each 25c box of Collins ChOcoloet Powder I5c box of that pourtshing milk-fo0d powder, MILK B0efgrnin. More nOurishing than meat, and this free 1Jc box Is ample for three full meals without other food.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
1oW RATES TO CALIFORNIA.

From February IA to April 6, inclu- sive. the Lehigh Valley railroad will sell tickets, New York to San Francis co, Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle and all other important points on the Pa cific coast, at rate $50. Berth in sleep CT, accommodating two persons, $9. Choice of routes. Full particulars by addressing A. J. Simmons, G. E. P. A., S55 Broadway, New York.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
Japan to Increase war Estahllshment

Tokio, March 4.-Replying to ques- tions in. Parliament the government to- day announced the intention of adopt ing the two years eonscription plan, and explained that while increasing the war establishment by 33 per cent, it would only involve an additional outlay of $1.50OOOO.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
SPRING FOOTWEAR.

Our Spring footwear is being received every day. The smart styles for women Pumps Two-Eyelet Gibson lies and Oxford The materials are Patent Calf Patent Colt Gun Metal Black Russia Tan Russia and Vc Kid
 For men Patent Leather and Gun Metal Pumps OK lords in Patent Ca Patent Colt Black Russia Wax Calf and Russia Calf
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
Seeing thai he had in snr

Seeing thatthe had in some way of- tended the girl, he wanted to make good, "Did't Grace cut sorry figure at the ball last night?" he asked. shs didn't like Grace and he knew it. q didn't notiee,R replied the girl, languid- ly why, did she cut you?'-Philadel- phia Ledger.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
Mexican Trade With II. S.

Mexico City, March 4.--During the tour months of the present fiscal year Mexican trade with the United States showed an increase in imports of over
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05

Nervous Player (deprecatlngly play ing cards)-"I really don't know what to play. I'm afraid I've made fool of myself.flc
 Partner (reassurlngly)-"That's all right. don't see what else you could have one!"-Punch.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05

one million dollars. Exports to the United States were $56, ,SO1, ,25o, a gain of more than S19,OOO,O00 over the corre- spending period of the previous fiscal year.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
\ GuARANTEEp cuRE Fon pr1Es.

Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protrud- ing Piles. Your Druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT falls to cure you in 6 to 14 days soc.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
PORZENHEIM
 SPLENDIDLY
RALLIES

The many friends of Mrs. Porzen- helm, wife of Manager Porzenheim of the Aschenbroedel, will be pleased to learn that she is rallying splendldly from a serious operation performed last week by Dr. Ramsey. Mrs Porzenheim is at the private hospital on Humphrey street, and 1t will be about three weeks before she is able to leave.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05

Headaches and Neuralgia from Colds Laxative Promo Quinine, the wold wide Cold and Grip remedy removes the cause. Call for the full name and look for signature of D. w. Grove. 25c.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05

Grocers Who Carry Burnett's Vanilla need not worry about pure food laws, No state board has ever questioned it's purity.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05

Pa-"I'ye fixed out Jones all right" Ma-"What did you do to him?"
 Pal gave his boy Johnny a tin horn"
 Ma-"Yes, and Johnny's mother sent him over here to spend the day. Cleveland Leader
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-05
Headaches and Neuralgia From Colds.

ie"UHCHeS HHU NeWfHIgIN FTom COIds. Laxative Bromo Quinine, the wold wide Cold and Grip remedy removes the cause. Call for the full name and look for signature of F. w. Grove. 25c.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1906-08-21
IMPORTANT MEETING
THIS AFTERNOON
TO DISCUSS PLANS FOR A JOINT
LABOR DAY CELEBRATION AND
CAMPBELL RATIFICATION.

An important meeting will be held
in the Board of Trade rooms this after
noon at five o'clock to discuss a plan
for holding a joint Labor Day celebra-
ton and state Campbell publication
The subject viii be thoroughly dis
cussed this afternoon by the business
men and the labor leaders of this city
The idea now seems to be to give a
big barbecue and invite the members
Of the legislature. congressman and
the United States senators to be here
and participate If the movement goes
through, and it is very likely, the big
gest event in the history of Palestine
will be pulled Off here Labor Day. If
you are interested in the movement be
at the Board rooms at five o'clock. If
it is to be done, the services of every
man in the city and county viii be
needed to make it a success.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1906-08-21
VALPARAISO TOTAL LOSS
This Is The Statement 0. The Governor 10 The
President places Deaths al Three Hundred.
Special to the Herald.

SPSSAtAA ~ lii AANAe AAa
Santiago, Chilli, Aug. 21-valpa
raise is practically a total loss. This
statement is made by the governor OF
the state OF Valparaiso in his official
report to President Riesco. The mum.
Der of dead is estimated by the gov
ernor at three hundred, and the in
jured at eight hundred. The news.
paper, Mercurio, OF Valparaiso, says
the damage is greatly underestimate,
and places the dead at twenty-five
hundred. Army wagons and relief
trains are starting from here for Val
paraiso. The government has appro-
priated two million pesos for the re-
lief of the victims.
1t is hoped communication with Val
paraiso will soon be restored by tele-
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1906-08-21
CUBAN REVOLUTION
GAINS HEADWAY
TRYING TO FORCE FOREIGN IN
PREVENTION BY ATTACKING
FOREIGN PROPERTIES.

Special to the Herald.
Havana, Aug. 21.-Colonel Guerre,
at the head of four hundred rebels. is
marching on Pinal Del Rio City Ine
rebel plan is to make that city head
quarters. Attacks upon the property
of Americans and other foreigners is
designed with view of forcing the
Intervention of foreign powers.
President Palma today decided to
call an extra session of congress to
pass upon raising a volunteer army to
put down the rebellion. Since the
dispensing OF the small force Of rurales
by the rebels yesterday the govern
ment has come to the conclusion that
the rebels number about two thousand.
The rebels attacked the home Of the
Danish consul, near the residence Of
the American minister, and stole
twelve blooded horses.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1906-08-21
ORGAN RECITAL.
Mr.. Hufmaster of Galveston Will Give
Complimentary Recital.

Mr. Hufmaster of Galveston. who is
in the city. the guest of his sister,
Mrs. Lucius Gooch, and who is a mu-
stefan of note, has kindly consented
to give a complimentary organ recital
in the Presbyterian church on next
Friday evening. No admission will
be charged and the music-loving pub
lie of the city is cordially invited to
attend the recital. The program will
be worth going to hear. and no doubt
a very large audience will be present.
The Presbyterian church has very
fine pipe organ, and it will be in the
hands of n master musician.