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The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
THE DAILY JINGLE
A LITTLE FARTHER ON.

lust little farther on waits a Won
drous April dawn
When the bows will break in bios
SONS a. flag is lifted up,
When the grass will rise and run with
the laughter of the sun
And the sky will seem to pour us
wine from out a magic cup;
And Wen sing because of knowing all
the songs he wind is blowing,
And the earth will be the gladder
for the dreary days agone.
Then Wen catch the murmered words
in the singing Of the birds,
When the earth has rolled to spring
time-just a little farther on.
For the good old earth it knows where
The robin and the rose
Wait 10 set our hearts TO leaping
f0r the beauty OF the day.
Md IL knows the necromance of the
violets that dance
To the music Ct the brooket that
once more is loosed in play.
Ho, the blossom petals drifting in the
breeze forever shifting.
And the forests flaming greener for
their battle with the snowsl
Then well catch the melodies OF the
waking honeybees.
For the good old earth is rolling to
the robin and the roce.
Shut your eyes, and you may dream Of
The dandelions CLEAN
u Nhete the careless hand of spring.
time has been splitting all It's
gold.
WI le the meadow over night fling
aside thc wintry blight
And its carpet smooth as velvet is
by fairy hands unrollcd
Then we'll know the tang and iinglo
of blossom scents that minglc.
And we'll taste t1s joy Of living in
the wondrous April dawn.
For we're swinging TO the whiles 81
singing aud the smiles.
To the blesspdncss Of springtimc-
just little farther on.
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eral of the diocese Of st. Hyacinthe.
The first council Of the Knights of
Columbus to be established in Mexico
has been organ zed under the direct
len Of Supreme knight Heara, Among
the charter members /: Gen, Frlsbee
Of Mexican warfame, convert to
Catholicity
The mems club recently organized
in the Kankakec church has lis origin
III the bible class taught by the pastor
lie Rev. l.. Finley Laverty. It's pres
ident Is Mr. G. M. Buntain. Fifty
members have already been enrolled.
The club will hold soc al meeting
zach mcnth and will assist I'M pro.
noting all the activities OF the
church.
Under the leadership Of the Rev.
Charles Stel2le and the Evaugellstic
committee the Presbyterian churches
of Chicago are planning a ten day
HOP campaign for working men from
Jan. lG 10 90, 1906. They propose 70
conduct each week day ab0u twenty.
i've meetings. vh.ca WI be held at
loon and last from fifteen to t4irty
minutes.
The Rev. Charles r. Betticher of
The diocese of New Jersey Is spending
the winter in Rome, Italy. and assist
ng the Rev Dr.. Neyin at ST. Palrs
American Episcopal church.
e. T. Henderson, whc has given
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Ethat suits are postponed, delayed. ap
pealed and Teheard know their brsi
lneys pretty well. The court muri
have its time, all there Is Of IL. BY the
time the usual processes are exhaust
| ed the plaintiff has lost time and
spent energy enough to Justify him In
| continuing 10 pay the unjust freight
charges rather than figure Indefinitely
in litigation.
The Interstate commerce commits
sion Is long on hearings, long on con-
sideration and long en- reports But
little confidence in it as source of
prompt relief. What the shipper wants
special commission empowered to
give relief in reasonable time. Mr..
Elkins bill sugg asts a different
method and upon its face gives little
hope for any material Improvement of
the conditions. or course the senate
Is a body does not want to adopt
real relief measure. for that would be
to the railroads, and the
senate feels more kindly towards the
railroads than towards the public for
several reasons which ara pretty well
Is it not time, however,
that in the enactment of laws at Wash
ington the public should get some con
aideration. and not that everything,
a robber tariff, should be
framed up in the interests of corpora |
ions at the expense CT the public |
Trough direct or Indirect taxation?
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HAVE YOU GOT ONE.

The 1906 World Almanac and En-.
cyclopedia Is a tabloid library Of refer
ence. 1t fits the pocket both in size and
price ana there Is more solid fact and
figure in its ESQ pages than in a
whole shelf full of costly encyclo-
pedia-, That IS why the yolumn'ous
publications arc "slelyed." The Alma
rae buyer carries his reference library
n his pocket, II Il a peoples book"
or the man who cannot afford a
library display and for the man who
IAN afford it. but wants practical
knowledge quickly. 1t is not written
beyond the understanding of any man,
To see it is to buy it! 1t is its own
best advertisement. 1t is the most ac-
tive agent for the dissemination of
quick and practical knowledge ever
presented 10 the public.
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CHURCH AND CLERGY.

Bishop Luther ~ Wilson will visit
Mexico thi- mCnrb.
Archbishop Agiuc. apostolic dele
gate TO The Philippines has appealed
to the fathers Of St Josephs Foreign
Miss .unary society London for
Dr'cts ~ work IN the Philippine b.
lands
poi John J. Nuele0n of Mast the
1logical scminary. Berea. O. has com
niie1 volume Of selected sermon
by John Wesley IN which d. added
m Illuminating hiograph cal sketch Of
the founder Of Methodism.
The very Rev A X. Bernard has
been appointed bishop - ST. Hyacin-
the. province Of Quebec. Mgr. Bernard
up 20 the time Of the death II the
late Bishop Decelles. was vicar gen
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Diving Bell Of 200 Years Age,

Diving Bell Of 200 Years Age.
II was rearly 200 years ago that
Edmund HALEY constructed whst is
often referred to as the first diving
bell, although the apparatus must
have been much like that which was
used in the presence of Charles V.
The principle of the diving bel is
simple An inverted Jar sunk in the
water retains air at its top. and IL
there is enough air men may live and
breathe and work there. and keep dry.
DR.. Halley's diying bell was large
wooden chamber. open at the bottom
and loaded there with lead to prevent
It from turning in the water. Pieces
OF glass set in the roof furnished light
Air was supplied by an ingenious
method: for loaded casks full Of air
we're sent down. bung downward. Tip
ring the barrel. water would rush into
It and drive out the air to the man 10
the bell chambs-
At the depth Of thirty-three feet the
air is compressed to half its former
bulk. and the bell is Therefore at the
denth filed full with water; and as
The depth Increases, 50 do the com
preston and the cssure.-Techn.cal
World Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
A CITY OF CRIME.

iat CHICAGO is ACQUIRING A REP.
utation that is far from enviable. 1t Is
infested with roughs. hoodlums, muir
derers and violators of women TO a
degree unknown TO any other city Of
which we have knowledge
Men are held up and robbed in
broad daylight Women are dragged
into vacant yards and killed appar
emily for pure deyilishness.
The Chicago papers do not tell any
con, iderable part of the mea ure Of
Chicago's crimes.
The visitor in the city, talking with
an inhab.tant, can find out more aboul
the crimes Of the great city in an hour
than he could find ont in the columns
Of the Chicago papers in week.
A terrible cutlery was raised few
years ago when the disclosures were
made as to crimes against children in
the great metropolis of the world.
Not much is said about this particular
elas of crime in Chicago, but there
are men in that city whose main o
ject In life seems TO be the pursuit.
and debauchery of school children.
innocent little girls who yet wear
short dresses.
Chicago is so busy talking politics
traction matters, the municipal owner
ship of public utilities. and things
Of that kind. that apparently she ha.
no time for taking measures to prevent
the spread of the terrible epidemic
of crime that now RACES there.
No woman who walks IN the streets
Of Chicago can consider her life or
honor safe from one nour to ano her.
This danger Is not confined to those
portions Of the great city that are
stunned by all except the criminal |
CLASSES. The danger exists right on |
the so-called respectable streets. If
there be any streets in Chicago that
can properly be called such.
In the face of increased crime it |
ceems, that the police force of the |
city has been really reduced No pos
sihle reason could be given for any
such thing unless it be a fear that the |
Chicago police force and the Chicago |
class is in some respects |
Identical
In place of fighting who shall control
he park boards, instead of devising |
schemes for owning and |
street railroads, il woul1 |
seem that Chicago better be adopting |
some plans for protecting the person |
Of the citizens. The property consid- /
arations are secondary to life aud lib. /
arty.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
NOT ADAPTED Fer rnE PART
Richard Carlos Find" Turned Out Of
L little Value


Shortly before '"rie Maid and the
Mummy" company opened Us season,
Richard earle was looking for an &C.
tor 10 play the part Of wild mar
With the musical comedy. He wanted
big, clustering fellow with a bad
mans face and the voice Of steam
calliope. Meg
After examining several applicants
for the part Mr.. Carte finally selected
man who filled all the requirements
save that Of voice. Orlando Wilson
was the giants name. but like many
big fellows he was modest and retir
ing in manner and speech. In fact
his voice was only few notes re-
moved from an infants treble.
why don't you shnut?" exclaimed
Mr.. Carrie, after listening to a 2x4
voice exuding from man who stood
feet inches in his stockings. Yen!
Give your lungs a chance! Initiate
tipsy cowboy-like this!" To illus
trate, Mr., Carrie cut loose with COW
boy yell, "Yi-i.i-i-ip!"
go home and practice that" he
said to the big chap, and come back
to rehearsal tomorrow prepared to
make noise.
Next morning, when the giant PIT
in his appearance, Mr.. earle said,
Wen, are you all right
Yes, = he replied, almost perfect;
but I'm going to give up my part
"Why?'
Il live in a fiat"
What has that to do with liz"
Everything. | started 20 rehearse
that cowboy yell last night, and the
neighbors thought | was numbering
my mother. | nearly got lynched."
why don't you move?'
We'll, my parents have always sup
piled me with good board and lodging
and ii move they might get out OF
the habit. don't believe I'm cut out
for that part. You'd better engage
some other kind Of person,
II will" said Mr.. Carte; tn engage
a man"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
WAS NOT A SHERLOCK HOLMES,
Mistaken Diagnosis as to Strangers
Place Of Residence.

Place OF Residence.
He was not a Sherlock Holmes. but
when the man seated next to him
in the hotel smoking room took out
his matchbox and lighted a cigar he
remarked: "Oh. | see that you are
from New England"
why so, sir" asked the stranger
1T is easy Those matches. You
seldom see them west of the Connect.
cut river" said the knowing person.
only in New England do people cling
TO the old sulphur card match The
match which the stranger lighted was,
indeed. one Of a sort unknown to the
majority Of dwellers west OF the Con
neticut. These matches are sold in
vast quantities in New England. They
are an ancient and reliable match.
with tie end DIPPED in birthstone.
phosphorus and sulphur They are
'usned out in cards. which are like
combs with the teeth set closely to
gether. The cards are about three
inches square and are done up in pack
ages containing some half dozen
cards.
Throughout all rural New England
and to a large extent in the cities,
housewives will have no other sort.
They smell TO high heaven when
lighted. but the ends do not fly of. and
they DO not make a noise when they
ignite. There is something antique.
safe and unostentatious at1gt ne
match which appeals TO the New Eng
land conscience. But the stranger ad
dressed To- the smoking room turned
solemuly TO his neighbor and replied:
You are mistaken. my good sir.
am from the maritime provinces OF
Tsar,aHs
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

POULTNEY BIGELOW refused to
give the sources Of his information to
1be senate committee that is investi
eating the Panama canal There may
be Sevegal reasons. why -PoHitney did
not do this In addition to the ones
he assigned. But be did manage TO
get in splendid puff of Mr. Bige
low, and that ought to be worth some
thing. But no puff can do him so
much good as being noticed by the
president and secretary of war.
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&c. \ % = CO. No..

The peeTle in 81 lines Of duty Who
A the most work are the calrest.
most Hnhurried ptorle IN the commu-
nity Duties never wildly chase each
other in their lives. One task never
turns another out. nor ever compels
hurried. and therefore imperfect. do
ire- The calm Eririt works method
iceliy. dcing one thing at tine. and
doing Il vel. and Ct therefore work
swiftly though never appearing 10 be
In base.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
kitcl,ensr,s LOVE- Affalrs:

Lord Kitchercr's love affair Of his
youth has been discussed in English
papers Of late Now he layishes his
affection on two old aunts, sisters of
his mother His harpiest days in Eng
land are passed in their company. It
was to- their care that he contided an
the presentations made 10 him after
bis succcsses in Africa. also a splendid
LOT Of curius he has collected in yari-
Gus parts Of the vc-ld.
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SHEARS AND PASTE.
No Trouble With That One.

The sporting editor, who was TEN.
porarily acting as information editor
opened a letter addressed to the lat
ter's department and found this query
therein
May government lands occupied by
settlers be fenced in?"
Turning TO his typewriting machine,
he ratified off this answer:
Certainly; you can fence there nr
anywhere. except in a church. 1t isn't
like boxing But what's the matter
with a gymnasium"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

THEN, too the railroads need not
fear much fro mthe EllSins bll In the
vent that il passes 1t need not neces.
sarily worry the railroads for the
Feaagn that it is sort of sweetmilk
measure that won't make much differ,
ence, anyhow.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
FrIaav Is Her Luel.Y pay.

The whaleship Eillman, which ar
rived here on Friday. seems to dis
prove the old superstition that Fri
day is an unlucky day most materially.
We learn from the frs officer of the
vessel that the Hillman sailed from
this Port on Friday. that she took the
first blac ish on Friday, her first
whale on riday, made her first port
out on Friday and finally arrived here
o. Friday with $500 barrels Of Whale.
2.100 barrels Of sperm oil and 6l.000
pounds Of bone on board ana sent
home. Is Friday unlucky? The own
ers Of the Hillman, We presume, are
inclined 70 the opinion that it is not.
New Bedford, Mass, Standard.
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THEN again it is believed that If
Castro didn't have a certain amount of
re pect for TIP protective power Of
the Moiitoe det rine ne would9it con
trihuies 70 freely ltd!tb sayetytdA ha
tons by getting things badly "balled
I'M .,--
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cd TO resign for the credit OF the
Roosevelt family bus the post com
mandant who played David 10 Tag
gartG uriah and the captain who
was condemned by the court In grant
ing the divorce continue to adorn the
the army Hist CT Officers and gentle.
men"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

A MAN in New South Wales tray'
eled 5000 miles on a drunk. That 5
nothing A good many congressman
have travelled that far on a pass and
then collected mileage, too
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Beneath Notice.

Hasn't the poor fellow any friends
who will see that he has fair tral?"
No, he isn'a thug or murderer,
Don't waste any sympathy on him He
was carght in the act of stealing a
ham
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LET us hope that that Moroccan con
ference will pass eff without this coun-
try getting into trouble. 1t is hard
to tell what we would do in case of
war with Fighting Bob Evans on the
retired list.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

1T was expected that Arizona would
loom up more or less strenuously in
congress soon. 1t is now up to Presi-
dent Roosevelt TO feel sympathy for
the cactus region in its efforts TO get
into polite society.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

THERE is a prospect that the car
famine may be relieved The seas n
is growing late. and there is a belief
among the coal operators that the side
tracks might as well be evacuated.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

ACCORDING to an esteemed ex-
change the criminal record of Chicago
fear much from the Elkins bill. In the
city council are beginning to pay some
attention to 1t.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

THE conference in New York to
con ider the proposition Of stopping
corrupt campaign funds was not at
tended by representatives of THE Big
Three" end Of the ! fe insurance bust
ness
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Sure TO Meet Them.

Mrs. stuhb 4 would like to meet
some of my acquain +ances to-day
without going to the trouble of visit
ing their houses.
Mr. Stubb-That is easy Just go
out on the street in your Oldest COVE
and hat.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

GREATER Cairo has strong claim
on every one of its citizens, and it is
their duty to speak well Of Cairo and
Alexander county at hcile and when
ever they so OUT of town,
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

THE people of Chicago are becomr
ing aroused at the frequency of crime
ana the apparent immunity of crimi-
aal in that city. There is likely to
be something doing up there.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

SOME one sent twelve hundred dol
lars to the conscience fund in Phila-
DELPHI a the other day. None of The
late grafters who were ousted in that
city are even suspected.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

WHEN you make your purchases
at home instead Of from outsiders
you contribute towards the work of
build ng up your own town, and that
helps You, TOO.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

We are authorized to announce f..
Y. HODGES as a candidate for sheriff
Of Alexander county, subject to the
decision Of the Republican primary
election
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AN>OU sCEMENTS.

We are authorized to announce
JOHN SNYDER as a candidate for re-
election to the Office of County Snpet-
ilntendenti'o of Public Schools of Alexan-
der county. subject to the Republican
primary election to BE held April rs,
1906.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

a KANSAS naper comes out with
IN editorial saying that grating ought
20 be taught in the public schools. We
chico. II IS altogether too easy now.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

AFTER all that has been said about
re- Ms. Morris wculI have plenty of
pr S MOTTO 10 commence with if sha
should decide TO 90 ON the stage.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

Z T9E secreiary-treasurer 4 the B0s
foa PruvideHf savings company which
has recently become impfovident. has
eDae 10 Canada. It is asserted in
search u a rest This satisfies the
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

The Bulletin 10 on sale at the fol.
lowing places:
coleman's, 2f4 Eighth street
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers. 10 Sixth street.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

MAYBE Andy" Hamilton decided
TO remain in Paris so as to witness
the celebration of the election of a
new presiient
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

THE elections going ON in England
s'P the most exciting held in years in
tssf country. But pshaw. they can't
6 niIare with our first ward elections.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

TIE automobile races in Florida
age ready &c begin. and the news.
papers WI please reserve additional
space In the obituary column.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
Fruits From the Rose.

fmong Tire fruits q the rose family
are apples. pears. peaches. rlums,
cherries sad GuizCes, as vel as our
Strawberries, raspbcfries and black
berries.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

ANYHOW New Mexico and Arizona
ray cheer up with the assurance that
thew have better show than the Isle
of Pines.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

1T is announced that the Kansas
irearury is $4,000 shot. but Kansas
never goes short on it, collection of
freaks
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

MRS. TAGGART is said to be in
Paris, but whether in Pars, France.
or Paris, Kentucky, is not so certain.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
Soon Told.

Tifter-'1 see you've got a poutice
on your eye. How did it happen?"
Tatt-"By not keeping poultlce on
my tongue"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

PRESIDENT CASTRO l. acting
IL Young school Toy in a rock hat
lie who is SO very angry he can hard
~ zee which way he IL throwing.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

~Benjamin Franklin had invented the
American stove.
Now, he said, Il am ready to get a
cast iron cinch on the heating business
of the country by organizing the first
coal trust"
Rejecting. however, that he was al
ready making money facter than he
could spend it, and that he couldn't
cons ,entiously infringe on Mr.. Baers
natural and inalienable rights, he fore.
bore, and contented himself by going
back into his printing office and tear
eff g few Yards of uaXms ior he n <
dition of Poor Richard Almanac
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December Circulation

The above Is correct statement OF
the circulation Of the Cairo Bulletin
Tor the year, 1905. IA
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this Bird day Of January. 1906.
LEO j. KLEB,
(Seal) Notary Public.
MY commission expires January l6,
1909
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Abou Ben Adhem was. besides,
The luckiest man in town
When he stepped barefoot on a tack
Twas always sharp end down.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

THE ant pure food lobby at Wash
ington s really too busy TO worry
about the public's digestion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21
Heavy Demand for sprue. Lumber.

All the mills on the PenobscQt and
throughout Maine are saving spruce
lumber at top eaEacify. and Tire ium-
Ter is being ruzhed away as last as
vessels can be chartered TO carry T.
There never vas srch q demand for
lumber Of this Kind.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

CHICAGO Is getting to be natural
resort for people who are contemplate.
Ing suicide.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

FORMER Governor Odell seems to
have overlooked the fact that It was
loaded.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

iii. Fl. ROGERS pursues the policy
of barricading himself behind the dol
lar mark. Hsa 5f4E tese -
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CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average daily and Sunday circu-
laticn for the year 1905. ...... .2128
Average daily and Sunday circula-
ton for the month Of December.
1903 .2oof
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NcM ctrse.a IN London.
london vas increased during the
gear 1904 By 374 new streets, with
total lerGth of4over seventy four miles,
md % .afo wow fouses ware built.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

minds OF those who might think that
he ha1 gone 10 avoid arrest,
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

THE innocent bystander would bet
ter get behind something in st. PeteEs
burg on the anniversary of Bloody
Sunday.
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

You thing. perhaps. that make my
money pretty easily" said the fortune
teller as her fingers closed on the so
cent piece.
Keep the ooin,p said comanche
Pete, You win. This is the fust
time | ever went against the mind
readin' game"
The Cairo bulletin., 1906-01-21

NEXT Sunday the czar would bet.
ter get ready all the available ikons
that are not employed in the provin.
eos
The Breckenridge news., 1906-10-10
More Whisky Than Needed.

Washington, Oct. 5. - The commits
sioner of internal revenue received a
letter from Henry Scott, executive
officer of the San Francisco relief and
Red Cross fund, stating that the COM
mittee has a large supply Of whisky
on hand which is of no value for relief
purposes, and which 1t wishes to sell
without taking out a special whole
sale liquor dealers license. The COM
missioner decided that under the act
of 1879 the committee may sell these
spirits in one parcel only, or at public
auction in not less than 20 gallons,
without the payment of special tax.