The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-15

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OH murmured Jane
III HUM0R or THE DAY
You say congressman are At i1., dissS..
vantage in dealing with the rali"assf
asked the indignant citizen.
YES answered Senator Sorghum, they
are at certain disadvantage.
For what reason2
wen, you see. congress can't issue
passes that viii get you anywhere
Washington Star
Aunt-Kitty, IL you don't behave your
self properly iii tell your mamma When
Kitty-And are you very wicked now
aunt?-Punch.
They say the theosoPhists out in Cali
fornia worship dog. .,-,.,.. -rss+
many women who aren't theosophistS DO
hat''-Detroit Free Press
..Ir you want to make 3 hit you must
strike out for yourself, my son. -
You're mixed IN your baseoan tank,
pa; II you strike out you can't make
hft."-Wonlan's Home Companion.
First Tramp t'ink I'll 80 inter de in
Second t5n Ramp Tramp@H1hI Dere's nuttin dom
First Tramp-E xactly.-Judge.
A1ayme-But why did you encourage
young Greene If you INTENDED 70 re5ece
Edyth-why. I had to encourage hin, IN IN
order to enable me to carry out my IN
tentions.-Chicago News.
MT. Flannigan-Oi hear thot sthrappin'
Mrs. O'Rourke rules her husband wild
rod av iron.
me herself thot all she ever uses on MIN
is a rollin'-p in.-Town and Country.
rs that actress SO devoted to her art
as to be capable Of great seif-sacri-
sisure she is" answered the manager.
There's scarcely any chance she would
not take for the sake Of an advertise
ment. Washington Star.
Senator Beverage has had a good deal
of legitimate fun poked at him as the
that Beveridge is anything else than scru--
! pulously honest. which is more than could
Senate so sve Soe years ago after he had
made visit to Arizona and New Mexico
mine IN that section. The senator prompt
~ returned the certificates. stating that
accept anything Of the sort. That 5000
$1,5OO,O0O
mr.. Jones'. said the ofrice boy. Il
got ter get off dis afternoon Me gran
1--WE something for you to do today.
Johnnie said Mr.. Jones, but you may
Jaw! wot good is o'ciock2'-Judge.
you think you viii have a. cook next
Ionged discussion of the servant problem.
II shall II the girl has any regard what
ever for the amenities Of life. replied the
What do You mean7"
I'm order to be sure OF her favor I
have arranged a little dinner in her honor
the first evening she Is with US. Can't
you come? ''=Judge.
'I hate a man who thinks he knows it
all and wants to run everything"
there is usually one way to get even
Put him next to a sailboat" Washing
ton Star
my business keeps me on my feet 50
STes. I say YOU yestsrdayy...in front q
Plain Dealer.
'.Loeffer tells me that he actually goes
out every day now to see if he can find
Chat isn't exactly true. He goes out
every day to see II he can't find work.
and he succeeds at that" Philadelphia
why are the best instrumental nusi-
Il suppose" answered Miss Cayenne. 1T
must be because no one with q really sen
sitive ear could endure the terrific din Of
constant practice w shington Star.
I'm kind o. discouraged bout that new
boarder" said Mrs Corntosse1.
Cheer up answered the farmer
There amt no use O. tryin' to suit him
He's one o. those fellows that write poIit-
zeal articles for the magazines. wash
ington Star.
woman-Now. If you don't leave at once
I'll call my husband-and he's an old Har-
ward football player.
Tramp-Lady. II yer love him. don't cali
him out. used to play with Yale
Judge.
First Business Man-Yotlr new clerk
seems somewhat lacking in seIf-confi-
Second Business Man-Yes he doesn't
even seem to think he can run the buei-
ness better than can.-Philadelphia Rec
ord
QUAKER REFLECTIONS
IFrom the Philadelphia Record
Also a lie crushed to earth is pretty
sure to rise again.
Working the short change-Putting
on a bathing suit
We don't need calendar to tell US
when the rent is due.
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