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New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
FIRST BAY STATE BAPTIST CHURCH.

Darlington, r. l. June 2S-Services in corameuao-
ration of the founding Of the first Baptist church
in the Massachusetts, colony and the dedication Of
a monument TO mark its site were held to-day.
The memorial exercises took place in the John
Myles Memorial Church, at North Swansea. Mass.
and the exercises OF dedication at the monument
Nockum Hill. just over the state line in this
town, which was originally part OF the Bay State
The church was 5ullt here 24s years ago by John
he had been fined by the magistrates for holding a
public meeting without license.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
PILGRIM AND SPENCER RETURN.

Paul II. Pilgrim the runner of the New York
Athletic Club, who the 400 and 800 metre races
AT Athens arrived here last night the White Star
liner Cedric J. w. Spencer the swimmer who
entered in the mile swimming race. but did nor
get start also passenger Another athlete
the Cedric was II. w. kerrisan, the high jumper
He is member OF the Multnonah Athletic Club
NJ
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
MEETING OF POLIcYHOLDERS.

TBy Telegraph 70 The Tribune
Indianapolis, June 23-The international insur-
ance policyhoders committee, composed of many
well known men. will meet about July 10
for the purpose of organizing and discussing the
plan and scope of its work Governor Hanly. u
member OF the committee. has forwarded invita-
ton TO Seymour Eaton. secretary, asking that the
meeting be held in Indianapolis. Governor Hanly
has also asked the Commercial Club to second his
invitation. The club will take up the matter at
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
FULL FUNERAL HoNoRs FOR DOG.

IBv Telegraph % The TrioaAe
New Orleans. June 23-Boodle. pas rVs
which has been family pet in the Cats lIi'.,',
in this city died yesterday afternoon assa aI.ss In
medical skill OF the city had been eXhauSteS, -,ss "a
the effort 10 save his life To-day Boodie VI vi
placed in silver mounted coffin, ana S eollsSS Nv
TO Metairie Cemetery in a hearse 1onoMseIc ". ear
the sorrOwing members OF the fa!i-iy +, rhs
riages AT the cemetery he was placed ~ - ths
family tomb Immediately adjoining one u
members of the family.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
BIG HAILsToNE STORY.
[By TeIsgraph % The Tribune. ]

lBy 1eIeSFafh 20 4H~ 4FlDUHSl
Wilkes-Barre, Penn, June 23-John Nee
gravel train worker on the Lehigh Valley Rail-
road, living at Sayre. is now under the care Oh
DR.. Charles A Haines. of that place fOr injuries
which he says he received in a hailstorm early
in the week near Trumansburg n Y Inc hali
stones. he says, were as large as basebalS anu
one killed a horse. Two stones struck nm no
says, one on the shoulder. which is AadN
bruised and the other on the foot. in which
small bone was broken
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
DR.. WHITE GETS THREE YEARS.

IBy Telegraph 20 The Tribunel
Baltimore. June 23-Dr Thomas H. White,
who through his pseudo College of Science swim
died thousands of people in all parts of the
country having been convicted of using the
mails TO defraud. was to-day sentenced to serve
three years in the penitentiary and pay hne
of 81 500 II proved at the trial that
nearly two hundred persons had been victimized
by the doctors scheme and his weekly receipts
were about ST 200
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
Mr.. PIERCE TO SAIL ON JULY 12.

Washington, June 23.-H. H D. Peirce who was
confirmed yesterday American Minister 20 Nor
way. expects to leave here for Boston about July
and sail for his post on July u. Huntington
Wilson who will succeed him Third Assistant
Secretary Of State. is now the way 70 Washing
ton from Toxic. where he has been secretary of
embassy. He is due here about the end of this
mo
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
PRESS cLug AT AssURY PARk'

Asbury Park y. J. June ~ lA--> = IS
two hundred newspaper ana u!lsazise WEl'e1s ~
ireS a@hIrv park today ana were wccoa'sa- I.
Navor Atkins and other officials OF The sly press
excursion was conducted by the New LSS-tS ri.-a-
Club A special train run trorl A-l,.- srs4raef
lands the partv reaching that place on me poss-
AsbUry Park. Luncheon was ScrNeu a. '
ISDnrO1 farm
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
TROTTING And PACING.
Some Interesting Sport at Nezo
York Driving Club Matinee.

Under lowering skies which finally let out a
deluge of rain the amateur reinsmen Of the New
York Driving Club held their first trotting meet
ing the Empire City Track, near YonkerS, yes
terday. Seven harness races and exhibition
against time made up the programme which de-
veloped some excellent sport Owing to the heavy
condition of the the times were slow, but
the races were well contested and some Of the
finishes wildly cheered by the crowds in the
grandstand and clubhouse.
The race of the day for trotters of Class a,
in which four retired Grand Circuit horses meas
ured strides. Andrew Crawfords bay gelding In
vader. 2:lo. proved be the winner He held the
lead from start finish in each heat but A. E
Perrens little black trotter Promise 2:lO made
him step his limit to win in 2:1414 in the final
heat.
DR.. H D Gnrs Coast Marie, 2lO1s unbeaten
in the races on the Speedway last spring, easily
defeated May Hathaway and Sphinx S. in the
fastest class for PAGERS. putting in her heats in
216I and 2:1Ss. with speed IN reserve.
A notable feature of the sport was the victory
of ]. L. Dodges bay PAGER Orangeburg, horse
without record, over the old campaigner Moronia
with mark of 2:l0 Another unusual occurrence
the winning performance of Frederick T. Stein
ways black trotter Lou Mitchell in Glass B. She
is a fourteen-year-old broodmare. James Butler
owner of the ETnuire track. the first race of
the day and the season driving the bay trotter
California Cresceus In a race against time w G
Floyd-Jones drove his pole team, Governor
Holt and Deputize, mile in 2:2gA
SUMMARIZES
TROTTING-CI4AsS D.
California ,as Gresceus. b. by stanfOrds Monaco
Hopeful cR E ortezl
Time. 2:39. 2:SO. 2Sl.
TROTTING-CLASS B.
Lou Mitchell. blk m, by Direct QT- T steinway. l
Kitty Wilkes b. m. CRltam Scott. ................ 2
Kent oh. & George A. Coleman
Time. 2:25. 2:2lA.
TROTTING-CLASS A.
Invader b e. by Jay Bird H lAnGrew {, & GIawford)
blk. Z. Perren) 2
Baron De Shay (E J. La Place; ......-.-.-.--..
Time. 2:16A. 2:14A
PACING-CI4ASS B.
Baretto e. E Perren) NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Effie shannon m. (Andrew Crawford 2
Sue Dix (Dr. H D. GID ;
Baron said b. s. M. BrIckheimer) ........-......
Francis ch. CW Kendall dis
Time. 2:l74 2:lsl4.
PACING-CLASS A.
Coast Marie blk NJ by Coastnnan CDR. d GID. l
May Hathaway, b NJ Charles 5, Iice) --........ 2
Time, 2:l6A. 2:lS%.
PACING-CIAASS O.
orangeburg b. by Brown Hal q. L Dodge
Johnny Judd blk William ]. Clark .............2 3
Time. 2.2Sh. 2:26H
TROTTING-CLAsS c.
Bonnie Duchess ch. m. by Boy "a H Cos
Judge Boardman G. a. E Perren) .
Pefrv Chimes b Crawford
Time 2;241a 2:30.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
a CHANCE FOR AUTO BUYERS

Automobile buyers in this outing season who are
looking for reliable and speedy road machines and
where 70 get them at once will ind motor cars
Of proved reliability for service and minimum
cost OF Talatcnanee AT the Wayne Automobile
Company. No. 1851 Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
LINCOLN LEAGUE TO MEET OCTOBER 10

washington. June 23-The executive Committee
of the Lincoln Republican National League with
headquarters In this city. has fixed October 10 as
the date on which 20 hold its annual convention in
this city. Two delegates from each state auxiliary
club and affiiatne clubs was liked the basis OF
representation.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24
CARNEGIE GIFT TO CALIFORNIA SCHOOL.

Los Angeles. June 2-Andrew Carnegie has given
s2o."o 70 the University OF Southern California
The gift announced by President George T.
BoVard at the commencement exercises OF the uni
varsity yesterday.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24

Played Time Illlt
4 penalty; total 10H goals Fockaway-By allowed
handicap goals by earned goals goals lost by penalty
ingstor Heccknan.
On Monday the second team Of Meadow Brook
and the Meadow Brook Freebooters will play.
New-York tribune., 1906-06-24

The makeup and statistics Of the winning
Cornell crew follow:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08
Deaths in the District.

Deaths were reported to the health office
during the past twenty-four hours as fol-
lows:
Susan Brass, 46 years. Georgetown Uni
yersity Hospital.
Otto H. Collins, 5s years, 400 sth street
southwest.
Richard Clemmons. 72 years, 24oS Virginia
avenue northwest.
Paren ]. Cryer. 8 months 2so2 7th street
northwest.
John J. connor. Il years, o13 Goth street
northwest.
Sarah Griffin. 50 years. e47 Goth street
northwest.
Mary Jordan. II years 1908 Sd street
southwest.
Frank Jones. 80 years. Government Hos
pital for the Insane.
Ed S. Mathusa, IL years, So street
northwest.
Ann R. Norris, 70 years, 500 7th street
southwest.
Arnold Oswald, 81 years, Brightwood,
%. C.
Wallace T. Paxson. IS years. 2ss Az street
southwest.
Jane Page, 70 years, 11os 18th street north
west.
James Richardson, As years, $40 Pig alley
southwest.
Frank A. Smith. 40 years. quarantine sta
ton.
Sanford e. stratton. 20 years, 81 Rhode
Island avenue northwest.
Mildred Strong. year, coo Delaware ave-
nue southwest.
Frances Tucker. 4s years. 1925 18th street
northwest.
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Marriage Licenses Issued.


Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
John Young of Wilderness, Va, and
Pearl Young of Fredericksburg, Va.
William E. Tolliver and Selma E. Pick
ems.
Willard L. Pierson and Lizzie Ford.
Edward Toulson and Mary G. Kerns, both
of Baltimore, Md.
John Wesley Horn of Raleigh. N. c.. and
Winnie Johnson of Potomac Mills, Va.
Jack Cleek and Bessie Givin, both of Hin
ley, Va.
Samuel H. Lewis and Susie C. Ewart, both
of Lynchburg, Va.
Chester A. Gray and Mary v. Hamilton.
Eston c. Miller and Tacy E. Ridgeway.
Antonio Kogok and Ammo Boratey.
Joe Began and Eta Green.
Samuel Jenifer and Georgiana Winters.
Chester b. Graham and Jennette Mac
Kemon.
William, Duson and Sarah Lee.
Edward Mack and Mary e. Blackwell,
both of Chesterbrook, Va.
W. Thomas Wyatt and Melinda Wheeler.
both of Baltimore, Md.
John II Townsend and Bertha N. Jones.
both of Philadelphia, Pa
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08
Remedy

will do this-and more.
1t will gradually rebuild the
broken down system and create
healthy appetite.
No harmful after-enects.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. j. Schiffman 1862 Harvard street
VIII not be at home tomorrow, but will re-
ceive on Fridays the remainder of the sea-
son.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

MISS Pierce will be at home at the Port
ner tomorrow and Friday, February %.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. Charles Herbert Prescott 1923 Cor
coran street, will be at home tomorrow,
from to 6.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mr.. and Mrs Frank Hildt Walker of the
Farragut are at the Hot Springs of Vir-
ginia where they will stay for the next
two weeks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. Henry c. Thompson Miss Thomp-
son and Mrs. Solger will not receive tomor-
row afternoon at $500 18th street, but will
be at home on other Fridays during the
season.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. George H. Brown and the Misses
Brown will be at home Saturday February
10, at 1857 Euclid street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. Byron Andrews will not receive to.
morrow. but will be at home the other Fri
days of this month at the Mendoza.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. R. B. Bradford, 1922 street, will
not receive tomorrow, but will be at home
on the 10th and 22d.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. Horace A. Dodge will be. at home
with Mrs. w. HI. Sholes, at 1O1 Maryland
avenue northeast, Monday, February L.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. John L. Writ, 1925 Rhode Island
avenue, will be at home February IA and
81
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Mrs. Edwin Lee Morgan win not receive
tomorrow, but will be at home Friday.
February 10.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. Charles Francis Carusi will not re-
ceive tomorrow, but will be at home Fri
| day, February 16 and %.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

The ladies Of the PIERCE Guild Auxiliary
to the Washington Hospital for Foundlings
will give tea tomorrow at the home of
the president, Mrs. William Hamilton
Bayly, complimentary to the honorary men,
bers of the organization.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs. William H. Daw. being in mournin
for her father, has not observed her day
at home this season, but will be please
to see her friends Fridays in March, 8 {
6 o'clock, informally.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08


Mrs. Robert Patterson's musical tea yes
terday depopulated cabinet drawing
rooms after half-past four. The artists
who entertained the company, which in
tive Longworth, were Miss Bessie Abbott
and Signor Campanarf. Mrs. Medill Nc
Cormick, formerly Miss Ruth Hanna, is
now visiting Mrs. Patterson.
Last night at st. Johns a number of
friends witnessed the marriage of Miss
Lucille Bancroft Manning. daughter of
Mrs Clara Campbell Manning, to DIR. Al
fred William Balch, U. s. N, the rector OF
ST. Stephens p. e. Church, Rev. George
Dudley, officiating. The chancel was bank
ed with palms and the altar vases were
filled With lilies. The bride. who came in
with her brother, Mr.. w. T.. Manning,
wore white satin and point lace. tulie
veil and wreath of orange blossoms and
carried shower bouquet of lilies of the
valley: She was preceded to the altar by
Mrs. w. Il. Manning as matron of honor,
also In white lace and satin, and Miss Es-
telle Manning and the Misses Manning.
Lieut.. George Smith was best man and
Drs. Pryor, Brown, Reed, Old, Landau
and Baker. all associates of the bride-
groom at the Naval Medical College, were
ushers. Intimate friends attended the
wedding party at the Manning home be-
fore the departure of the couple for their
honeymoon. DR.. and Mrs. Balch will be
at home Tuesday. February 20, 3 too, at
1880 Columbia road
The Chilean minister and Nine. Walker
Martinez entertained at dinner last even-
Ing In honor OF the Mexican ambassador
and Nine. Casasus. Their other guests
were Gen. Morteza Khan, the Persian
minister; the Peruvian minister and Nine
Pardo. Representative and Mrs. William
Alden Smith, Nine. Pederneiras of the
Brazilian embassy. Mr.. and Madame
Chermont, Mis- Louise MAXWELL Miss
Calvo. Miss Walker-Martinez Count
Bressler ef the German embassy. Mr..
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Mrs Henry Calver and Mrs Arthur CAL
yer of 1921 P street will not be at home
tomorrow. but will receive for the last
time this season Friday, February 16.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Owing to illness in the family, Mrs. Nor
man Calf will not receive on Saturday.
February 10.
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Mrs. Louise ST. John Butler of New York
is the house guest of Mrs. Alexander Brit
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Mrs. Barbara Collins of Jersey City Is
visiting Miss Young at 519 18th street north
west. where she will be pleased to see her
friends.
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Mrs. Lena Rosenblatt has issued cards 70
the marriage OF her daughter Dora to Nj
Louis Abrahams, Sunday, February - a
$50 pm, at Pythian Temple, 1912 9tl
street. At home after March 8 at Cos
street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Miss Mary L. Duell entertained at Dime
last evening. Covers were laid for twelv,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-02-08

Mrs, Benjamin r. Leighton of 1715 22d
street, will receive tomorrow.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-05-02

Thus it always happens that the ag-
gregate vote of presidential year
is never equsled until the return of
that canvass four years later. In
variably the indifference in the mid
presidential term congressional cam
paigns hits the party in power.
That party loses some seats in Con-
gross in those elections. Often it
loses enough to put the Presidents
party in minority in the House
during the second half of his term.
This is what happened to Cleveland
in 1894, to Harrison in 1890, to
Arthur IN 1882, to Grant in 1874,
and to many Presidents Of earlier
dates.-Globe- Democrats.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-05-02
MARRIAGE A HARD PROBLEM.
How Long Should Man Wait for Psy-
Geological Moment7

How Long Should Man Walt for Psy-
Geological Moment7
Marriage is a never-ceasing prob
lem; It is impossible to tell Just when
the moment of extreme regret will
come and the limit of human endur-
ance will be reached. Down in Mis-
souri, there Is a man who has filed
an application for divorce because his
wife "oalled him names" back in 1868.
Undoubtedly he has good reason for
bis delaying taking determined meas
ures. Possibly he felt that the psy-
Geological moment had not arrived.
Perhaps the enormity Of the offense
and the knowledge that the law gives
him recourse did not Immediately pre-
sent themselves. And It may be that
the other woman did not come along
until 1905. The average husband Is 20
consfderate and tender-hearted that
he shrinks from complaining of his
domestic lot until the other woman
heaves In sight, and 1t does not take
her long to convince him how absurd
1t = to continue to live with q wife
who called him names thirty-seven
years ago.-Exchange.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-05-02
Charles Horace Frybareer.

Charles Horace Frybsrger was
born in Connersville, Indiana, July
"a, 1847, the second son of George
and Eliza Frybarger.
His earliest years were spent in
Connersville, where his education
was obtained. Owing to the death
of his father, who was one of the
county's most prominent business
men, during the boyhood of Charles
the responsibilities of life were early
thrust upon him.
As young man he was a student
of the law under the late Judge
John S. Reid and was afterwards
admitted to the bar for the practice
Of the profession in Connersville and
later he engaged in the mercantile
business IN said city. In early man.
hood he united himself with the
Presbyterian church in Corners
.ondon, =. ,u,.. u"
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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-05-02
Tho Road Of The Crater.

The road of the CRATER is not an
easy one, says the Reader for May.
The temptation to graft is insidious,
and men who mean to conduct them
selves with honesty and dignity may
be betrayed into it. "Modern bust
ness methods" is sufficiently euphon-
ious term to fool brisk and ambit.
ious man not too much given to re-
Elections or self examination. And
all goes well for a time. The bank
account increases, the man feels
himself to be shrewd and infuen-
tisl; he is able to put his family Eat
the top of the hesp;" honors come
easily to him, and young men are
flattered 10 be associated with him in
business. Then, the exposure comes.
Those that have trusted him know
him for what he is; his own specious
plea of "the modern business meth
cd" sounds strangely inadequate
even to himself His name, which
he hoped to see associated in the
minds of men with great enterprises,
and which he expected his sons to
use as sort of "open sesame" be-
comes, suddenly, the synonym for
dishonesty, greed and failure. The
CRATER has, perhaps, thought him
self hardened. He finds, to his dis
may, that he is not. Shame awak
ems; conscience no longer sleeps.
The dreams of his ambitious youth
come to haunt him. He would give
his fortune, many times duplicated,
for the innocence and integrity of
his early manhood. He is not a
bad mamie can suffer, he can be
ashamed, he can long for innocence.
Perhaps, on reflection, there are no
bad men. At any rate, the CRATER
has shown himself capable Of dying
broken-hearted, or of going, a mel
ancholy lupstic, to the asylum for
the insane. His career requires
stern metal Let him who enters
it be sure that his conscience is dead,
his family pride buried, his self-re
spect quenched, and that he is OBJ
durate to the reproachful tears of
the women who love him Having
made quite, quite sure of all this,
one might adopt grating career IN
an expectsnt spirit.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-05-02
EXCELLENT SPORT IN MOROCCO.
Every Kind Of Amusement the Hunt.
or Can Desire.

Every Kind Of Amusement the Hunt
or Can Desire.
No visitor to Morocco has ever
asked himself what he was to do for
entertainment declares William g.
Fitz-0srald In Four-Track News.
There is sport Of every kind, from
wid-boar hunting down to quail-shoot-
ing: and further south one may even
shoot panthers and hyenas. The lion
does not begin until the Atlas noun
tains are reached. Horses may be
hired in Tangier for about . dollar
and half a day. including an Ameri-
can saddle; and for the ladies' there
are always comfortable mules pro
vided. with any number of Arab and
slave servants. The slave market, by
the way, is no longer one of the
sights" Of Tangier. since Christian
influence long ago abolished It, This
does not mean, however. that the
slave trade Is not carried on. Indeed
the traveller 'in the know" may fire.
Quenuy see an old Arab merchant
leading round a negro boy and girl by
the ears from door to door. and he
Will learn that these are all that re-
main Of an enormous slave caravan,
obtained by Arab raiders as far south
- the Niger and mysterious Timbuc-
too. in central Africa.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-05-02
Happy Aiva.

Alva Adams is undoubtedly the
hsppiest man in all Colorado. A
year or SO ago he bust into the po-
lltical arena demanding with tears
and supplication a peaceful, econom
ical, business-like state administra-
ton.
He said he did not care for office,
indeed, it was a great sacrifice for
him to leave his happy home for The
state house, but he would do it in
order to get peace and economy for
the dear public.
And what makes him so happy
now, is that the dear public has got
ten all he demanded for it without
his making the sacrifice of his time
and money necessary to preside over
the administration. Peace reigns,
industrial and political. Economy
and efficiency has been the order of
the day at the state capitol. Pros
perity continues undated. General
content and happiness was never
more in evidence among our people
than now. Just the conditions he
prophesied from the entire stumpage
of the state. And to think that he
has got what he wanted without the
sacrifice and wear and responsibility
OF the governorship. Really, it is
no wonder Alva Adams is 30 happy.
-Ex.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-05-02

Many curious and slender causes
for divorce have been recorded. Here
is one of the latest and most curious,
During the honeymoon they were
walking along the street in Paris,
when in front Of them they saw a
long-haired fellow whose trousers
were patched with a piece of news
paper. The husband suggested that
the man must be genius. The wife
wife remarked that she thought
rather he must be a fool, or he would
have used cloth instead of paper.
Whereupon they quarreled, and now
they are divorced.