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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05
Death of Mrs. Annie Ports.

Mrs. Annie Ports, widow of Gideon Ports
died yesterday at Providence Hospital after
a long illness, of peritonitis Three adult
ehildren-two sons and daughter-survive
her. Mrs. Ports resided in the northeast
section of the city for many years The
funeral will occur next Monday morning al
$50 o'clock from her late residence 511 F
street northeast. and will be attended by
the Third Order of st. Francis and by the
Ladies' Auxiliary of the Knights of st.
John. Services will be held at st. Joseph
Church, Rev. Father Fealy officiating. The
interment will be in Congressional ceme-
terY.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05
Sad Results of Birthday Party.

Arthur Bingham was a prisoner in the
District branch of the Police Court yester-
day. Policeman Williams stated that the de-
PENDANT was found by him drunk on Az
street southwest.
Judge, 1 want to say that 1 went to a
birthday party last night" the defendant
stated. II did not intend to drink toe
much. But there were too many -tempta-
tons. l wish you would take my personal
bonds"
II can't do that" the court remarked.
imposing a fine of SIS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05

mission. has arrived h Washington FROM
Buffalo, where the commission has been ~
session, and submitted to Secretary Tafn
the report and recommendations agree6
upon. The agreement Will be submitted 70
Congress in the course OF a few days.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05
Obtained Groceries by False Pretenses.

After hearing the evidence presented
against her by the prosecution in the Police
Court today Josephine Boyd. colored, adj
united that she had obtained groceries by
false pretenses. She asked the mercy OF
the court. and Judge Mullowny imposed a
fine of $40 with sixty days In Jail In de-
fault.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05
Mexican Ambassador Going to Europe

Mr.. Casasus. the Mexican ambassador,
will not be able to go to Brazil to attend
the Pan-American Congress beginning July
%. because of I'll health. and will sail for
Europe May "a with the expectation of re.
naming on the continent and enjoying COM
plete rest until October. when he viii return
to Washington.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05
Illness Of Gen, Burton,

The leave of absence granted Brig Gen.
George H. Burton. inspector general OF tho
army. has been extended to include Sep
tember 80. 1906 on account OF sickness.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05

Mr.. and Mrs. M. J. German and children
will leave June for "Montview," Ardwick
Md, where they will spend the summer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05
Return of Gen. Ernst.

Gen. Ernst, president OF the United states
section of the International waterway COM
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Torney Simon will
spend the summer abroad, sailing June l or
the Hamburg-American line from New
York
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MADAME MARIE

Desires TO inform her friends and all ladies In
terested In her work that she has lady at her
institute for three weeks with one-half the face
treated for lines, wrinkles and freckles while the
other half remains old and wrnkled, Also smailDox
Lady with half face treated. A WORD TO THE
WISE. Madame Marie's treatment Is not by FILL
ing imparting any foreign substance, but by
purely Hygienic Methods of Stimulating and Nour-
fishing relaxed muscles for wrinkles and habbiDess
and In smallpox pittings she extracts the Scar
Tissue which forms the pitting and which then
brings about perfectly even, heaIthful surface
Patients remain at the Institute under Mad
anne Marie's care; references given; all treat
ments guaranteed
Send for booklet Attractive Women contain
ing life size illustrations showing the work with
full list Of Madame Marie's excellent prepare
tions. astringent, nourshne, identifying; also in
dorsements from prominent actresses
MARIE ARCHAEOLOGICAL INSTITUTE.
124 West 6oth ST.. New York City
my5-Sts
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Mrs. Harry McKeldin, whose health has
been very poor all the winter and who was
confined to her room for nearly six weeks,
has gone to Atlantic City for the summer
by the advice of her physician.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05

Mrs. James r. Mann entertained party
of ladies at a luncheon today.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05

Lieut. John Gaylord Church, u. S. N,
is visiting his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. John
P. Church, on 3D. street northeast, this be-
ing his first return home since he was
graduated In 1900. During the last year
and a half Lieut.. Church has been in COM
mand Of a gunboat on the waters about
the west coast of Mindanao. p. 1.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-05
THE WORLD OF SOCIETY
COLONIAL DANES WERE THE
GUESTS OF HONOR.
Items Of Interest Concerning Well
Known Residents Travel
Plans-Personals.

Yesterday afternoon the Society of Colon
ial Wars gave a reception in honor of the
president and council of the National So
ciety of Colonial Danes at the residence
of the governor, DR.. Marcus Benjamin, 1903
Q street, who was assisted in receiving by
Mrs. William Ruffin Cox. president Of the
Society of Colonial Danes, and Mrs. Ben
jarnin The tea table was presided over
by Mrs. John F. Taylor and Mrs. Arnlisted
Peter, while Miss Charlotte Taylor, Miss
Agnes Peter and Mrs. Offiey were at the
punch bowl. The reception committee con-
sisted Of DIR. Marcus Benjamin, Armisted
Peter. Capt. Davenport, U. S. N; Mrs.
Charles Langworthy and Admiral Flint, L.
s. N.
Miss Grace Allen, daughter of Gen. Allen,
u. s. A, retired, and Mrs Allen, one Of
the most charming of the debutantes the
past winter. has been confined to her home
lately by an injury to her foot. and was
not, therefore. able to take part in any of
the recent charity fetes, and especially at
Friendship Friday, where she had expected
to assist at the childrens country home
booth, being the board of managers of
that worthy charity. Gen. Allen and fam
lily Will summer at their Massachusetts
home.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
PASSIONATE NOTES
FORGERIEs, He SAYS.
District Attorney Robb Declares
Hartje Case Is Gigantic
\, Conspiracy.
journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service.
Pittsburg, July 3-Harry Thaw and
his troubles have been sunk into signif-
canoe in Pittsburg with the letters in
read in court. They were the spiciest,
warmest, most passionate missives ever
laid before the eyes of the 'Pittsburg
The public here refuses to accept
these letters as evidence Of the guilt Of
against her husband s millions to save
her name and her children from dis
The letters produced today are al
legged to have been written to the coach
man, Nadine, who denies he ever re-
ceived letter from Mrs. Hartje. Mrs.
Hartje denies she ever wrote him one.
Charges Conspiracy.
District Attorney Robb has an
nounced this is the most gigantic con-
spiracy in the history Of the American
courts and when this trial ends he is
going to have informations made
against q number o., the richest resi-
dents of Pittsburg and send them to the
peniteptiary. He made this announce,
ment in open court.
The Hbellant rested his case upon the
presentation of the letters. The de-
Tense objected to their introduction, al
leging they were forgeries: Judge
geries, il would be better to admit
them and let the defense prove them go
and then proceed to further action. So
the letters were presented and read.
Written to stableman.
The collection of letters, twenty in
number are fierce in their assertions Of
undying love, Of devotion to an ignor>
Trish Stah 1aharH of attarhrpan az
deep she Is willing to leave her hus-
band. home. children, everything to be
John Scott. father Of Mrs. Hartje, is
q son Of John Scott, the president OF
the Allegheny valley railroad, and
nephew Of Thomas Scott, partner Of
Andrew Carnegie, and former president
of the Pennsylvania.
The family is one Of the old families
of Pittsburg, proud Of its name, but not
Of its purse. The sisters spoken of
are among the proudest and prettiest
Of Pittsburg society beauties.
Mrs. Hartje on Stand.
During the reading Of the letters
Hartje sat in the court room beside her
sisters and mother. When it was ended
the Gbelant rested and the defense put
Mrs. Hartje on the stand in her own
defense. Not once did she falter, al
tho her own attorney was pitiless in his
examination. ..
Court adjourned with her still on the
sumed. Late this afternoon she was
turned over to the mercies Of the libel
liant 9 attorneys for cross-examination.
But her attorneys are confident of her
ability to stand the strain and say they
will prove every letter is forgery.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
We KNOW THE MAN YOU WANT

We have hundreds Of experienced men and
women listed with Us. We furnish competent
and reliable general store clerks, bookkeepers
nationalities. Write or wire us the requirements
Of the position, also state salary, and we will
send send you "a list of available applicants. No
8. A. MoRAWETz s CO.., 5Oo-o1 Kasota Bldg
= =. l Minnaanolis.
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SUMMONS.

State Of Minnesota, HspnsRin County, District
= burn Company, corporation, plaintiff. vs..
esAmerican Steel Foundrles, q corporation, and
EpR. q. Janney, defendants. Summons.
The State Of Minnesota to the above named
Defendants: You and each Of you are hereby
summoned and required to answer the complaint
OF the plaintiff in the aboveentiued action,
which Is file in the office Of the clerk 81
said court in the city Of Minneapolis Hennepin
swer to the said complaint on the subscribers
at their offices in the city of st. Paul in the
county of Ramsey, and state aforesaid, within
twenty (2o> days after the service Of this sum
mons upon you. exclusive of the day of such
service; and If you fail to answer said complaint
within the time aforesaid, the plaintiff In this
action will have the amount It Is entitled to
recover asceEtainsd BY the court, under its
and each Of you for the amount SO ascertained,
besides the costs and disbursements Of this
action
JOHN CROSBY and
DAVIS. KELLOGG g. SEVERANCE,
-.-.-. Plaintiffs Attorneys,
Merchants National Bank Building
St. Paul, MINI.
(Ths case has been removed to the United
States Circuit Court, District Of Minnesota
Fourth 'Dtvisfon.)
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
MYSTERIOUS SUICIDE
Old Resident of Moorhead Shoots Him
self Thru the Head.

Special to The Journal.
Moorhead, Mimi, July 3-Charles
Groffa, an old resident and many years
an active member Of the fire depart
ment and police force, committed sui
eide last night at his home: No cause
for his IS act a is kn nov tho After going
shot himself, the bullet passing thru his
head and causing instant death. His
wife and neighbors heard the shot and
found him dead, with the revolver still
in his hand.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
CATCHING COLD.

O1A 1O11IIVT VO10.
Colds result from external irritation
Of the nerves, conveyed to the head,
throat, lungs, ETC., where it settles. You
can throw off a cold by taking one or
two of DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills as
soon as you feel it coming on. Have a
package g Sss as s5p roRgt acs sG1
In bulk.
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A little forethought may save you
40 end of trouble. Anyone who makes
it rule to keep Chamberlain g Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy at hand
knows this to be a fact.
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TENTS AND AWNINGS

STOREY CO., TENTS, AWNINGS AND WIN.
dow shades. ITO I'd st N. t. c.. 216o.
a. D. CAMPBELL CO., AWNINGS. sHAOEA
tents. 21l Hennepin.
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MEDICAL

MRS. DIR. FLUELLA MCKAY, SPECIALIST,
No z s 7th st; electric and electro magnetic
treatments, scientific massage, vapor and medi-
Gated sweats, cures rheumatism, lumbago,
nervous diseases and weaknesses Of all kinds;
consultation free.
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PLES-DR. II. WAITE, 80 YEARS SPECIAL-
list; cures every case. Write for pamphlet;
aaailed free. 1219 Hawthorn ~. Minneapolis.
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. 800 . 6 8 & { : LOANS. 1900
Ann sssssi nSsss g 1 tsaa Co.,
o Loans 0
On On furniture planes horses etc. without
Q payments, weekly or monthly, with privi- o
legs OF payment On or before, thus stop o
Ping pm all cost; Having been engaged IN Q
0 Is years, and with the large clientele we o
Q have, we are enabled to make the lowest o
0 ice. Our record and reputation for the past Q
Q dealing to all. ~ $1,000 .
0 Minnesota Mortgage Loan Co., o
o 305-306 Bank Of Commerce Bldg, o
LIST av and 4th st. 0
0 o Q o o o o % 90 o Q
IT rs EASY TO PAY ALL THOSE LITTLE,
annoying and troublesome debts on the install.
" Borrow money. -
e. Chattel mortgage loans
.. on furniture, pianos, horses:
Lowest and best rates.
Minneapolis Financial Co.,
4O8 New York Life Building.
Telephone n. W. Main 4oe-L2. T. 9. 5000.
ARE you LOOKING
For Friend
.-. To Loan You Money!
We loan on pianos sasre
ga 6s o x5lt s,S + tssphons-S. ". Main l77o
4Wu Oly 300 tEj
eo1eoS H'd9R 1Sss9 bias Log e G Eli st
: SALARY LOANS, = -
Furniture Loans. -.
Loans on Ladies' and Gents Furs,
ft Ssnss n hsSss Only and Are f e. s5
.- Union Loan Company,
COS Lumber Exchange Bldg.,. Sixth Floor.
MONEY TO LOAN ON MINNESOTA AND
always on hand for private Investors John:
son-Van SAINT Co., Bank of Commerce building.
Minneapolis, MINI. s. R. Van SAINT, presi
dent; J. A. johnson, secretary. ~
$1,000 NET RENTS ON LEASE PROPERTY
all the time growing better and more valu
able; wish to sell the fee title; pays pei
cent net on 1000; will discount for cash.
Investigate. Address $3.50, Journal
MONEY 70 IoAN-FIRsT MORTGAGE LOANS
made by Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance
Co., suite eos Bank Of Commerce building.
j. M. Herchmer, manager. 1i1 go
MONEY SUPPLIED sALARIED PEOPLE. BE
tail merchants, transfers, boarding houses,
without security; offices in Sc principal cities.
D. q. Tolman, 92o New York Life building.
We OFFER OUR OWN MONEY 70 LOAN ON
improved city property at lowest current rates
no delay. The Minnesota Loan g. Trust Co.,
S13 Nicollet av. #.A- .s.E.s.
&, D. GONE 8 CO., SIT GUARANTY BLDG,
hays on hand ana e lSsn On K Improved property
The SAVINGS BANK OE m1NNEAROL1S, Ed
tablished in 1890. has since paid 4 pei
:. cent on deposits. 4th st and I'd av s
WANTED-s80O FOR TWO YEARS FROM FRI
st good paper seeuS a9G 10
We LOAN ON CITY REAL ESTATE AT Low
est rates; no delay. Nickels Smith. 81
Nicollet ay. .... f.,...
SMALL LIST AND I'd REAL ESTATE MoRTGA
ges made promptly. Dever, 587 Andrus bldg
MONEY TO LOAN ON FARMS; MoRTGAGEs
delay. Thayer & Gale, 213 N. Y. Life bldg.
MONEY LOANED ON GOOD REAL ESTATE
security. Axel Anderson & Co., Sec. Bank bldg
500 TO $500 TO LOAN ON REALTY Ol
| good paper. 800 New York Life building.
500 OR MORE ON REAL ESTATE SECURITY
Tabour Realty Co.. 40 LIST av s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
BARRIERS, SUPPLIES

.~~~~~~~-~~-~~~~~~~~~
JUST MovED-WESTERN,B ARBERS' SUPPLY
90. to 12S Wash Nv g.; grinding q speciality.
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WALL PAPER

N~>~~~~~~~~"~~~N~
THE WH1TESIDE WALL PAPER, PAINT AND
Art Store. 1923 Central av. Phone. T. O. 1921.
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OPTICIANS
PENSION!

JOHN J. poWD. oPToMETRIST AND oPTI.
clan. optical dept Minneapolis Dry Goods Co.
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RoRT. WATSON, WAR VETERAN, PENSIO
atty, box 413. 82S Boston block. Minneapoli
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PROFESSIONAL

sUPERFLUoUs HAIR, MoLEs, ETC, PERMA.
neatly removed by electricity. Miss Hollister.
TITS Syndicate block. Pioneer stand OF the
northwest. Exclusive specialist.
FRANK P. oLNEY, FORMERLY OF BENSON,
and for several years county attorney OF Swift,
has opened law offices at 929 Ntcoliet ay.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
TYPEWRITE:Rs

YOU CAN RENT AN OLIVER TYPEwR1TEf
from the manufacturers for So per month
The oliver Typewriter Co.. s82 Hennepin Az
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
MACHINERY

IRON WORKING AND WOOD WORKING MA
chinery. large, stock. new and second hand
Northern Machinery Co., 217 Sd st 8. Mpls.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03

FUNERAL DIRECTORS
O. E, LARSON, FUNERAL DIRECTOR, 1911
Central av; residence 1189 Adams. T. G. phone.
HUME DAVIES. FUNERAL DIRECTORS,
Masonic Temple, eth and Hen. Both phones.
JOHN NJ. GLEASON, FUNERAL DIRECTOR
and embalmer. SO It'll st s. Both phones.
!. WARREN ROBERTS, FUNERAL DIRECTOR,
10 Hennepin az. Both phones 1882.
S25 FOB GOOD SIZE LOT IN GRAND VIEW
cemetery. Noe, BOA Boston block.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
WOOD AND COAL

DRY FACTORY HARDwooD, CHEAPEST,
nard-Cope Mfg. Co.. 4th 1t and I'd az NE.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03

!. y. N ANNOUNCEMENTS
THE CALIFORNIA FRUIT STORE
Corner 9Th st and LIST av s.
wishes to announce to their friends and pa
irons that they have recently installed one Of
the finest and most expensive soda fountains
in the city. -
Ladies cordially invited to make our store
headquarters for resting place after shopping
or while waiting for the cars. Large, comfort
able seats electric fans and public phones.
LIVES THERE A MAN SO DEAD
Who to himself has not said.
Frank Haycock's poem have read"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
AUCTION SALES

W. D. Gordon Co., licensed auctioneers; !
years experience. 825 Guaranty. Both phone!
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
FLORISTS
GOOD FIRMS TO PATRoN1ZE

FLORAL DESIGNS AND FLOWERS; TELE
graph or phone. Nagers. Ills w Lake st.
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MINING INVESTMENTS

a. E, SMITH & CO., 1894 GUARANTY BLDG,
Minneapolis; also Duluth. We buy and sell In
all markets We have Information regarding
all properties. Phone Nicollet $50.
PLATTEvILLE, WIS. LEAD AND ZINC
stocks. Write concerning stocks. Advice free.
{ w. p. Mcdonald, Andrus building. Mpls.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03
SHOE REPAIRING

a., q. SHOE REPAIR co., 16 9th ST s.
Quick shoe repairing, smallest prices, done
while you wait; called for and delivered.
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DYEING AND CLEANING

TWIN CITY DYE WORKS, THE LEADING
French dry cleaners for ladies' and gents
clothing and all household goods. SIG Nicollet
SOP 4th av s. T. c. 9332: N. W. s 40 70.
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LOANS AND CHATTELS
ANNOUNCEMENTS

ICE LOANS ON ALL KINDS OF PERSONAL
property; charges reasonable. sos Globe bldg.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-03

MUNICIPALITIES HAVING WHEELS FOR
repair at the Gopher Cycle Co., Lyndale and
26th st, may call at q. A. Williams. 116 9th
st s. and prove ownership.
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EUROPEAN TRAVEL

TO EUROPE VIA CUNARD LINE,
Company's new office, 314 I'd az 8.
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STOVE REPAIRS
SAFETY DEPOSIT VAULTS.
PATENT ATTORNEYS

WILLIAMSON & MERCHANT, PATENT Law.
yers and solicitors; main office, 92o-98S Guar
anty building, Minneapolis, Mimi; 81 McGill
building, Washington, D. O.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12
The Lords Prayer.

The question having arisen as to
whether the English version of the
Lords Prayer is true reproduction Of
the original as found In Matthew,
native Greek scholar proceeds to an
swer It. He deals with the petitions in
order, translates each word with all the
shades of meaning of the original and
then presents the whole in this form
"Our Father which art in heaven, hal
lowed be thy name-thy dominion come
thy (hxed) purpose be DONE as in
heaven, So too, on earth. Give us this
day our mere Tor simple bread and for
give us our debts as we forgive our
debtors theirs, and let us not fall into a
tempter's snare, but deliver us from the
evil one"
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12
1t is Dangerous to Neglect Cold,

How often do we hear it remarked ::
It's only cold" and few days
later learn that the man is on his back
with pneumonia. This is of such
common occurrence that a cold, how.
ever slight, should not be disregarded.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy coun-
teIacts any tendency of cold to re-
suit in pneumonia, and has gained its
great popularity and extensive sale by
its prompt cures of this most common
aiIment. 1t always cures and is pleas.
ant to take. For sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12

Mrs Sue Martin, an old and highly
respected resident of Faisonia. Miss,
was sick with stomach trouble fer
more than six months. Chamberlain S
Stomach and Liver Tablets cured her.
She says: Il can now eat anything
want and am the proutest woman
in the world to find such good med
icine. For sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12
JINGLES and JESTS
By ~
JAM ES
BARTON
ADAM S
HAVE YOUR FACE FIXED
CO PrRIGHT
COS BY
LEE kCY

passing through my
shore,
Where boatman waits with noisel craft
Elsium this earthly
should sunshine
trail
If blind life and only its darker ills.
place,
Natures smile
scowng but gains the i'll will of the passing hrong
friendly shoulder
reached golden
May bid the ranks until
Pull off the and let sunshine flood
Seek pleasures pessimm mudded bowl
And sunlight skies the ancied clouds begins
chase
Go King Natures shop and fit smile
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12
'TiS sweet to Shower sympathy

IT'S sweet to Shower sympathy
In words of soothing Sound
On those poor, homeless fuffererf
BY Seismic $hiverS downed,
But Sweeter Still to Shower stuff
In this diStrefSing time
That i represented by the marks
FLASHED in this simple rhyme
For words unless accompanied
By deedS the maSfei cannot feed
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12

The Chicago News says the police
are taking steps to prevent the over
crowding of churches in that city.
There seems to be nothing too sacred
to escape the jokers of Chicago papers.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12

A Wisconsin man has COW whose
milk apparatus is placed upon her
breast instead of in the usual location
The only advantage we can see in this
lies in the fact that she cannot kick
over the pail nor switch the milkmaid
in the face with her caudle decoration
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12

A has the muck rake The garden
rake is cause of greater worry to the
majority of us just now
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12

1t may be possible that John D.
Rockefeller sent that 800, 600 contri-
button to San Francisco as thank
offering. The oil fields of Cali fornia
were not affected by the quake
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-05-12

A woman never forms an opinion @
a new neighbor until she sees he
first washing hung out on the line.