The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-08-11
Dineo from the Dino
JAMES CARTON ADAMS

JAMES BARTON ADAMS
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
When Grover Cleveland vas taken IL
the other day he sen; FIR Dr Bry4n'.
That i .e.tlEs pErty elise to the Br. an
bind~agon.
/ The New jersey bars,eper who re-
cervd severe Ii. .htning shock while
drawing glass of beer must have goi
hold OF the wrong faucet, the one "a
t tAched to the barrel in which the
Jersey lightning Was iurprisoned
/
A Michigan minister whos- wife re
gained her VOICE after three year,
OF silence called a special praise meet
ing' to express bis JOY over the restor-
a;Ion OF her speech This is 40 hunor
Gus item. II Is a religious face
tits barely possible tn I the Ohio ~oma n
~ho went 10 al rather than ,ell her owI
age was engaged to be nlarri, d or h.d
the bate cansling before The eyes Of
prs spect,e husbaI d.
1t is probable that many Of the editors
who are decryiue tire p.ek-i boo waist
are near 81, he'd.
What Causes orunkeness?" asks
temperance orstor. Too frequent crook
ing VI .he elbow ae believe,
Secretary Loeb declares posi- lively that
Eoost velt viii not be candidate ior re-
election, aud William Jr is such bull
headed ie!los at even The odorc una,
cot even be able t. induce to sanction a
third term or an a iempt al one.
American editors will smile over this
notice dIs'ributed IN hand bills by
Siamese newspspef: The news Of Eng
lish We tell the Latest. Writ in perfect
style and most earliest. DO a murder
git commit, IA, al of and tell It, Do
mighty chief die. We publish II aud in
been coliesed, and write like the Kipline
and the Ditkeus. We circle every
town and extor;lonate not for advertise
'uents. Buy 1t. By 1t. Tell each of
YOU Its greatness for good. Ready on
Friday. Number hIst.
Mr.. Rockefeller says be hss to look at a !
ha alance sheet to find out how rich he is
Different with We newspaper fellows,
isn't it brethreD' We Can tell by feeling
in the right hand trousers pocket.
What has become of the liars who |
were SO NOISY some uuse time back?' asks |
Texas paper. The news of the adj ourn I
ment OF congress has evidently not yet |
reached that locality.
l, must be decided novelty for Rus
sell Sage to find himself at las; on va
cation IN a foreign Country,
No woman can look handsome when |
she is drinking saIsapariila pop out OF
the bottle.
God will not look you over for medal |
degrees and diplomas, but for scars"
says Elbert Hubbard. Alas! how many
at the last inspection will be able to how
anything but vaccination scars.
Every boy should learn to swim"
says New York paper. During life
of 49 years-marked down from o,-we
have never seen boy who couldn't swim
either sweeping stroke or dog fashion.
Those New York ice dealers who are
being prosecuted for fixing" their scales
are discovering that the weigh of the
transgressor is hard.
Harry Lehr once gave dinner in hon.
or of pet monkey and New York So
ciety leader recently gave a reception in
honor of her pet horse. If the pet
poodle Of high society isn't gnashipg its
carefully brushed teeth in jealous rage
1t must be very unselfsh creature.
From all we have read of the French
duel. it is surprising that it has not been
adopted as a pleasant and harmless pas.
time by the ladies as we'll As the gentle
men.