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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
THE COWBOY DYING OUT,

washington Post.
This latest news from the Crow res
ervation is discourag glng. We do not like
10 hear that tho genuine cowboy is dying
out and that solemn, useful common
place persons from the Middle West are
taking up the new lands, thus transform
ing a scene of gayety into one OF plain,
every day, humdrum industry and thrift
or course, We want TO see the country
prosper and hear II hum with progress.
But We should like TO preserve At least
a little OF the picturesque. the impulsive
aud the primeyal, Ii Isn't necessary 10
erase the cowboy entirely. to quench his
thrilling whoop and to suppress his
belching revolver. We might easily set
aside reservation where Col, Jack
Alternately can catch wolves with his
hands and the boys shoot the lights
out whenever they get gay. The buffalo
has been exterminated, There Is hardly
q bear left that won't cat out OF your
hand II you let him, Are we to put CHINA
mon Pete TO driving street cars and hire
gun-hghters TO feed pigs?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

injure the college cause. II concludes
its scathing editorial with this remark:
"Tho people of the State who may
hear mis- hypocritical fulminations
against the Agricultural College will do
well TO remember that they are not
fathered by q wish 10 help the edu-
cational interests of the State, but pro-
ceed rather from n desire to obtain
cheap revenge for his wounded pride. -
More and moro it is evident that
some peacemaker is needed between the
brethren, If they continue to expose
each others hypocrisy the whole world
will soon know them as they are.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
WHEN THE GROOM REGISTERS.

Boston Herald.
bachelor FRIEND of mine who trav-
els a great deal says he can always tell
by the hotel register who are the new
Unmarried people.
cit is Just this way" he explained
THE masculine name is written with
the usual careless flourish indicating
habit, but In the words that follow
and wlfe'-there Is a noticeable change.
The pen has evidently fingered over
them and they are written with care
and precision and plainness that can
not be mistaken. with the least bit OF
awkwardness, too. 1t is a sort of lido
syncrasy Of thse newly ymade husbands 10
use that special formula, while those 10
whom marriage Is an old story, whose
romance the years have not dimmed, but
made a part Of everyday life, simply
write in the register Mr.. and Mrs. -
Now, that is not merely notion Of my
own; II is backed up by expert evidence
from experienced hotel proprietors and
clerks. | had noticed it so frequently
that I asked some questions concerning
It, and found my observation 20 be cor
rect"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
A RIDDLE.

Sometimes its value is great, indeed.
We get il for nothing day after day:
IL may cost us dearly, and yet we plead
With our friends 20 take il, and turn awsy
Ofttimes with doubts Of thelr wisdom who
Refuse TO receive il from us we scorn
To think OF its worth when our wants are
few,
And we find it proA,less when we mourn
II lifts US high aud il drags us low.
II leads TO love and H. fosters hase:
II brings US joy and il brings va woe,
IL leaves men poor and il makes men ereat
We need IL most when we think with nrids
That OF All our needs it lie least and last:
For the lack Of IL many man has died.
For taking it men 30 their graves h.v.
passed.
A fool may give il aud give Il we'll,
BY wise men given IL may be bad
And no man living may hope TO .eli
How the gold IL holds may DO always had
II mny have no worth whom It's price is great
It's worth may bo great when Il costs no
price,
Which We learn. alas, when it is too late.
And wo carelessy call this thing Advice
S. E, Kisor, in Chicago Record Hersd.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
SHE HAD HIM.

AS he took of his coat his wife said
to him gently:
You remember those eight letters I
gave you 10 post three days ago."
He started.
"Yes-I remember"
But you didn't remember to mail
them. did you?" she said sweetly.
''No, didn't. How did you find out7"
Among them" she explained, was
a postal card addressed to myself. Since
II didn't reach me. | knew you hadn't
posted my mail. / shall always use this
scheme In future II only costs cent.
and IL makes an excellent check on you.
Now give me my letters and III post
them myself"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
TOO scRUPULoUs FOR GOTHAM.
New York Mnil

An Englishman with a hypheua,ed
name, son OF real viscount, has been
uepriVeo OF mis- seat In Parliament be-
cause he gave a garden party 10 votere
IL is we'll that this brutal British scru-
pulosity has not been initiated here. else
II would knock the bottom out of the
New York political system. The aspiring
local politician who does not give the
mothers and children OF his district a
MAY iairlns In Central park. take their
chowder and supply free coal to the
neeoy all the year around gets the rem
utation OF tight wad" and might as
well QUIT the game. What STAMPS
man as corruptionist In effete London
Is simply his certificate OF good fellow
ship In gay New York.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
The State s.
Mt Pleasant Pyrau,d AEn

,r. -, DIHLIHr,.
MI Pleasant Pyramid. Asp
Fruit-growers thro,.,
complaining Of tho an a.. thit 1,
their berries By rosin.u iuass
Increased iaa,n so rapidly Sn. du,,,lI Il.'
years as to become inE Y,
strawberries. raspbsrriss. s:tis
rants and goosebsrris. sAsn
From some OF the lss Se
OF this section rcpor,ss ,sss truf|
amounting 10 hundreas soma 50
from smaller growers 4, oi delll|
collectively. Robins ~. :. u ss1
state law and q nsr. SIC 'pro|
liable II he kills one 'Oa IN
much damage may hs,.n 10 ra|
how great tho proyo,s,os osq
standing. some of thoss haean
heavily by the depreds,,.Nha Nha I
are killing them whsns.aous q
possible, In hopes ,hs, az, ,s aaa
the destructive worry =, 'ss5
Instead Of protection :, 'sal'
destruction Will be nscs,s'y u.uh'y
robin continues TO multIn,s
as In the past. p'' ml
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
SALT LAKE Eylu,.
LoCnn Ropnblicnn

Logan Republican.
The statement OF a 1o...
that while In Salt Lake IN ~
noted the cleanliness a, ~, u
80 far as nasty expec,,r4s sas
cerned, and TO him and -
question naturally arise,
Logan sidewalks be kan, Va sa
respect? 1t is to be rerro,,ss s,s, \
men. and some older onss
gate no the sldewalks r. M
have the disposition "a " ny %
sidewalk with their
bacco excrescence, and n =,
be regretted that siacs ~
exists on their part there H. IT,
making 1t a misdemeanor
who are. especially spnoysS
complaint II they desIrs' AZ
officers may be warranted a I
mental stupidity OF carsIo,f Z
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
THE DRY DOCK DE-

Philadelphia PrcSs'
When the Dewey noauns u "a
pleted It's adventurous 'y,s1 "a
miles 10 the Philippines y n
balance OF sea power u ~, Il 4
England has a dry DOCK n.s,' y
though not as big as lDe n
has, OF course, a larger ons' pan
It's docking facilities - -, pr5'
Viadivostok is insufiicleG1,s!iy', G1,!',ss pii
The Dewey gives the u,,sship
cilltIes 10 dock any ~ fssll
commission. Without sues 4
cannot be effectually xsss sS,st 4
value OF our feet 10 tne
and trebled by the DOCK.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Many young folks will be glad be.
cause of the opportunities for dancing
tomorrow, so that they can do some
thing to commemorate the arrival of
the Pioneers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
FRANKS OF LIGur,.,,


Nernal Express.
Last Friday afternoon du,,..
storm, lightning struck ~.
tree Just across the street 49,
Carloss' residence, which il y, ,y,
half miles north OF vsrnal /
bark twenty feet long wsre =,
the tree. and In the crotrh 4
pieces OF the green wood vsr'
Near the foot OF the tree d.
OF water. The lightning avl
inside, and not likiuE a ban
through the barrel In thrss ,
ting the water out. The yo,
loss boys were In the houss +
street and felt dazed all The /
day from the shock.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

That steed on which Grand Esquire
Christensen rode at tho head of the
Elks' procession, probably didn't dream
that it was carrying Utah 8 next Rep
resentative in Congress,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
A MANUFACTURING
Bountifnl Clipper.

With the new factories am,
county, we arc very forelbIg
OF what one of our school ~
10 tell the children; namely,
county was the Rhode IsIasi
The proposed furniture iactr|
TO be built In Bouutifui and ~
yards NJ Kaysville added 10
big brick yards in the cousf
canning factories. -four mill
indeed impress the visitor Ill
that this Is a manufacturIng 4
Kaysvllle brick yards are
largest In the west. II
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
YAWN-IT MASSAGES Y0UK
Elobe eDop,orrat

YAWN-IT MASSAGES Y0uR I
Globe-Democrat.
"Yawning is beneficial m
specialist, "and in certain Ro
throat, buzzing IN the ears Az
recommend artificial yawniay
more helpful in some cesss
best gargle.
You sec. during the acf "
there Is d considerable sIsl1
exercising OF the muscles o.
and soft palate. On these
yawn acts, in fact, as ms'
Furthermore. yawnlnS
throat tubes and drives into
any waste matter that,
there. may have imprded %
Nothing clears the throat
yawn. Z.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Apostle Smoot must admit, though,
that brigade would be very desirable
at Fort Douglas, rs it would greatly
increase the earnings of the street rail
way company.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
TO AVOID eERlE

i.
On rising In the mornipt " +
stop in bed: when taxing s
sure 10 keep your moutn e'
the desire TO go 10 business
fight It off and stay al homst
ing at a restaurant be carels'
anything, and II you must
spend II literally In tne
water is q good disiniecla,s
words, II you don't 90 s ~
drink or breathe-and are en-
clothes soaked In oichiorlusn ne,
or formaldehyde, there Is Nv, ~
OF septic infection. II NV +,
will follow these rules ne Isn
about his health. and ne es'
germ faddists.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
OLD SETTLERS ExPEnE

Cedar City Record. NJ
The approaching twentY-fnc|
versary reminds US that the n
OF Utah themselves are rapdl]
away, and It Will be but 4
until the only accounts Of 81
obtainable will be those handH
tradition or recorded By pan q
In View OF this fact, 10 1t not 4
duty the living pioneers ove
generations 20 write or have n
them all that they know Of III
Utah.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Yes. my family Is at Lethargy Beach
They write that they are sleeping every
night"
"Ah. the same old story. Under blank
cts, eh?"
mo, this Is a new story. They write
that they are sleeping under difficulties. :"
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Quite number OF prominent Idaho
Republicans would not be surprised if
they experienced sudden conversion
TO the Dubois doctrine regarding Ike
hierarchy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Some merchants will not think tho
descendants of the Pioneers wortby OF
their heritage unless they buy fire.
works more literally.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Many were undoubtedly so sorry for
their ministers who had 10 exert them
selves in the heat yesterday, that they
could not think OF going 10 see them
do IL
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

''Hullo, I've found you out at last,
You fervent vegetarian, tucking into
runpsteak!" I'm steadfast as regards
my principles; but Ethel's thrown me
over, and I'm tired Of life,"-Punch.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Pocatello may look for additional
Intense heat about the first of August,
as the Idaho Republican convention is
to be held there then.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

In Dublin, Mr.. Bryan missed
chance TO pay neat compliment to
Ireland II he did not register as Will
liam J, o Bryan.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
FROM THE JoKEMAKERs

Visitor-"Why do you make come of
your pies round and some OF them
square," Wife-"Because my husband
has bon complaining OF the sameness of
his diet lately."-Cleveland Leader.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Mr.. Borah may have sought the as
sistance of church officials in Idaho
Just to so if they would interfere in
politics.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Anyway, no ono acquiring public
land has gone so far as to reproach the
Government for giving him coal tracts
instead of good agricultural ground,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

But the warmest and yet, perhaps,
least expensive reception Apostle smoot
has had has been that given him by
Old Sol,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

MIR Spongely (slishtly related)-
Splendid, Magnificent, Do you know.
Uncle Ell. believe / shall never get
tired OF seeing the sun set behind tha.
hill" Uncle Eli-"That's what me an
mothers beginning to think Puck.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Salt Lakers Of today enjoy manJ
moro comforts than did the Pioneers
Of ffty-nine years ago, and comrla, n
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

may have for the hierarchv is due
merely to appreciation of its recogni-
ton Of real merit in his State.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Postmasters throughout the State can
see by this time that the way to hold
their Offices is not that of giving good
service
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Sugar in the Idaho Senatorial CAM
paign is not having n sweetening effect
on Mr.. Brady and his associates.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Brethren in Idaho, it seems, have
been told to feel TO sustain MI. Borah
IN the Pocatello convention,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
MODERN FARMISe

Lehi Banner
The farmer Is fast realldng
and brain must 60 hand Y
achieve the best results. IN
a question Of doing the soli
doing 1t at such times and 10 .
as will bring the highest Pee
turns.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
Monday, July %, 1905.

Pioneer day is to be observed with
good, sensible exercises, and yet many
will enjoy the celebration.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Government agents seeking proof Of
land frauds during this weather may
certainly be said to be hot on the trail.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

All are invited to go TO Liberty Park
tomorrow and enjoy seeing how the In
dams slew travellers on the plains.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Inc Tribune is on sale at all tho prih-
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Mr.. Howell earnestly desires tho vot-
ers to sustain the Agricultural College
and himself, especially the latter,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
TOO MUCH CORN

Chicago Tribune. al
Corn meal Is a cnesp A ~
food. II ought 10 De .ss, % ckc
than IL is. But IL 10 neI.nM neI.,,M n,
nor devilod ham and snos,s snn,sst
as such. A small peiuJ,ss pi,s,ss q
may be put in those articiea' .ss as,s1
but analyses made for me tss,ssIoss J
State Board OF HcaI.n On hr<
that some OF the Cnisaeu, s,s a
put up these foodstuns ,,hsraI
with the meat and 700 a., a. sir1|
meal. The explanation nd ~ "A
is cheaper than meat sss a ~
sold at the price which ms1 1sbrIv>
proflts ensuo and business .o'.,
o. :, c.Its;r with the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Senator Clark Of Wyoming may say,
however, that any kindly feeling he
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

They say the theosophists out In Cali
fornta worship dog "Oh we'll that
Isn't so surprising, great many women
who aren't theosophists do that"-De-
troit Free Press.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23
MISPLACED RAGE.

The Tribune hereby protests to the
angry friends of Hon. Joseph Howell
that they are quite wrong in assuming
that we are pushing Farley p. Christen
sen for Howell s place on the ground of
the superior mental qualifications pos
sessed by Christensen.
The Tribune has said that Farley
was handsomer, not an ADLER, man.
II may be a sad situation in which
the public must hunt for these small
crumbs of comfort. 1t may be that
Utah is peculiarly unfortunate in hav-
ing had such hard deal all around
with regard to her Congressional dele
cation of late, that she would welcome
as a candidate for the House of Repre-
sentatlves person possessing manly
beauty regardless Of brains or lack Of
brains; but such is the case. The peo-
pie want something for their ballots,
and The Tribune has suggested Par
ley p, Christensen as possessing both
quality and quantity OF pulchritude.
The advocacy by this paper of Farley
p, Christensen for the Republican nom
ination to Congress is that living he is
a thing Of beauty, and dead (political-
ly) he would be a Joy forever,
If this be treason, let the Novelties
make the most of il.
Why should the Novelties feel so
badly' If their men can fight and run
away and live to fight another day,
they are that much ahead Of the game,
Think of what a picturesque lamb Par
ley p. is to lead to the slaughter! Here
is the Hon, William H. King sitting
aStri1a one np the now patout grind
stones, putting razor edge on that
long political knife of his, with which
he feels sure to reach tho vitals Of the
dedicated and set apart Republican
victim this year-for the Hon. Will
liam II. King knows something about
dedicating and setting apart himself. 1t
seems to The Tribune that the Howell
ties who have shown most eowardly
valor in the past should now show
little yalorous cowardice and get
the victim away from that knife.
Farley P. yesrDs TO have glorifed
martyrs job. Give it TO him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

No comm unication In relation 70 puo-
lication la or business for The tribune
should be addressed to any lnalVlouhi
or officer OF this corporation. Matters
relating TO publication should be ad-
dressed TO the Editor OF The tribune
and Communications relative To SUP
scriptions and advertising and olheI
business should be addressed TO SAT-
Like Tribune Publishing Company
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-23

Go to Saltair with 'ns 5s
Pythias Thursday, July S~
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-11

The Democratic assembly convention.
held i'm the Fountain street station last
evening, was pink tea party compared
with the organization Of the city commit
tee
All the aggressiveness had been taken
out OF the Dorney-O' Neil Brady factlon
or JacohinS, so-called. and, after sputter-
ing several times. the flame OF their hope
less opposition died out completely. and
they Joined with substantial unanimity In
voting for the candidates named by the
regular Democracy
The convention was called 10 order a
few minutes after S o'clock by Col. Thom-
as A Donahue, chairman OF the Demo
cratic city committee
But nine wards were represented, the
First having been excluded by decision
of the supreme court. John Omen, who
claimed election as chairman Of the city
committee by virtue OF the funeral SER
vice held by rump convention Monday
evening. was present but was i'm no sense
militant as he had no voice in the meet
ing, during its early stage not being
delegate. Hugh A. McCabe OF the Ninth
ward acted as secretary.
The roll OF delegates was called and
substitutions were quite numerous. All
the recognized fighters who had not been
elected delegates got their names on the
roll I'm this manner. Col. Donahue was
put on the second WdFu Oeltsdllpt, Joih
O'Nen crowded into the Third ward ag-
gregation Daniel A. Cotton bowed his
way into the Fifth, Hugh A. McCabe into
the Ninth and George II. Leonard and
Vincent Johnson helped out their asso-
ciate i'm the Tenth. The roll follows:
Second Ward--Richard Il. Comstock,
Thomas p. Donahue. John =. Beagan,
John w. Finnen, Richard Brett
Third Ward-William j. Blessing, John
]. Gaffney. Richard j. Giblin, John j.
Sheehan, John O'Neil.
Fourth Ward-Johp o.. Curran, William
j Mcdonald, Michael T.. Donahue John
+. Bowen, Bernard J. Mcconnell.
Fifth Ward--Danie A. Cotton, James
It. Killilea. William F. Todd, Thomas NJ
Murphy, James II. Keegan
Sixth Ward-Christopher w. O'Brien,
Walter p. White. Charles II. Penuo, VIII
liam NJ A. Nott~ye. Daniel j. Healey.
Seventh Ward-Joseph ID. Gillian, Rob
ert Curre Joseph ID. Duchesneau, Ter
renee NJ. Martin, Michael Burns.
Eighth Ward-Peter r.. Reagan. Thom-
as Bailey Thomas j. -Hanley, Henry Car
roll Maurice F. Lawton.
Ninth Ward-Charles f. Donon, Will
liam +. Mulvey, Thomas j. Montgomery,
John H. Collins. Hugh A. McCabe.
Tenth Ward-George II. Leonard, NJ. j.
Tracey. James J. Nick emma. John w
Heatherman, Vincent Johnson.
John =. Beagan was selected as tempo
rary chairman, by unanimous vote; and,
refusing 10 waste time by waiting for the