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The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30
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We Offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
Catarrh Cure. ~ A
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
we, the undersigned, have known +. j. Chenev
for the last IS years and believe him perfectly hon
orable In all business transactions anu nancialiv
able TO carry oct 6ny obligations made by his Ann
WALDINa, KIHNAN & MARVIN
u.w. c.x Wholesale Drnggists. Toledo, Q.
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of ths
system Testimonials sent free. Price rs Can't nas
bottle. Sold by all Druggists. -
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

Old Sofas, Backs of Chairs etc, can
30 dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES. fast, bright, durable colors
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

ng kidney trouble. My back ached,
ny rest was broken at night, and the
passages of the kidney secretions we're
100 frequent and contained sediment.
Three toxes of Doan's Kidney Pills
sured me in 1897. and for the past
aine years l have been free from kid
iey complaint and backache."
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Soster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

player wears the most professional
clothes.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

rying Squire" by
which he is known
far and wide, hav-
ing already married
some 1,400 couples.
Ten years ago he
was deputy county
treasurer. "At that
time" said Justice
Law, Il was suffer
ing from an annoy
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

Tho ready made religion always
looks the part
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30
NOVEMBER AILMENTS
THEIR PREVENTION AND CURE.

November is the month of falling
temperatures. Over all the temperate
regions the hot weather has passed
and the first rigors of winter have an.
peared. AS the great bulk of civilized
nations is located in the Temperate
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

In the religious game the fans al
ways want their picture taken with
the pennant
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

Pefuna is a
combination of
well-tried harm
! G S 8 remedies
that have stood
the test of time.
Many of these
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

She is wise girl who knows enough
not to pretend to know too much.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

Zones, the effect
of changing sea-
sons is a ques-
ton OF the high
est Importance.
When the wealth
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

A man saves his religion and b,s
best suit of clothes for Sunday.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30
Counteneits.

Counterfeits.
They bill and coo good deal"
That's all bluff
Then you think they are only mock.
turtle doves?"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30
THE MARRYING SQUIRE.
Justice Geo. e. Law, Of Brazil, Ind.
Has Married 1900 Couples.

Justice Geo. e. Law of Brazil, Ind,
tAs fairly earned the title of "The Mar.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

National Pure Food and Drugs Act.
All the Garfield Remedies comply with tn.
Pure Food and Drugs Law. Take Garfield
Tea for costipation and sick-headache-
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

The practice of righteousness v,,,
cure your propensity to regulate 9th
ers.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-11-30

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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

The gecko belongs to a family OF
thick tongued lizards, which are wide
~ distributed over the tropical and
subtropical countries of Europe and
Asia, and in all countries where he Is
known he is thoroughly despsed Be
cause of his repulsive appearance he
Is called the father of leprosy." Down
to times comparatively modern 1t was
firmly believed that contact either di-
rectly or indirectly with the little rep
tile was sure to communicate leprosy.
The Investigations of modern Zoolo-
gsts have proved that the little animal
Is undeserving of his name of father
of leprosy" and that he Is indeed a
most harmless and useful creature.
Since the old belief in the ability of
this reptile to communicate leprosy to
any human flesh which might come in
contact with his warty, sore looking
skin was exploded he has retained his
Objectionable name solely on account
of the bad appearance he makes. His
skin is one mass of scaly and tuber-
culous excreScences that cover his body
from the tip of his tail to the end of
his nose. Every quarter inch section
of this repulsive looking body has a
general resemblance TO the thickened,
callous protuberances that appear on
the human body in cases of leprosy
On this account and no other the harm
less little gecko was given the name of
being the progenitor of the worst form
of disease
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

1t is little surprising that the Atheni-
an coins are less beautiful than some
others. They always preserved an af
fectation of archaism. The Attic drach-
mas bore the head of Athene and on
the reverse an owl often standing on a
Tyre, the whole in a myrtle wreath.
Plutarch in his "Lysander" tells an
amusing tale how Glippus had been
sent to Sparta with great sum of
money as a bride and how he unripped
the bottoms of the sacks and stole
large sums, sewing up the sacks again.
not knowing that there was a writing
in each sack saying how much coin it
held. On coming to Sparta he hid his
plumber under the tiles of his house
showing the Ephors the unbroken seals
on the mouths of the sacks. When the
Ephors opened these they were in
great perplexity, but Glippus' servant
betrayed him. saying that under the
tiles roasted the owls" The consterna-
ton was great. Glippus fed, and the
stern Spartans declared that for the
future they would use iron coinage
made redhot and quenched in vinegar
to make it hard and unpliable. In the
laws of Scion. 800 p. c. the punish
ment OF death is recorded against forg-
ing the coinage.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

A writer in the London Outlook
points out that no birds cross deep,
even If narrow, seas. The narrow Mad
agascar strait is impossible to birds,
though the north seas are a highway
for them. Godwits pass from the Nile
to the shores of Norfolk, though neigh
boring islands in an archipelago may
show no common stock. All birds, with
the possible exception of the sparrow,
are stirred to movement by different
causes-wind, weather. food. the bully
Ing of parent and other birds. Birds
of prey drive off their young Martins
love familiar caves. Successive ravens
have built on the same ledge for a cen
fury. The longer passages are only
made over shallow seas that once were
land, and when once journey Is made
the memory is strong enough to urge
a repetition. The change of home then
becomes not a fashion, but an inherit
ed habit.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
The Black Maria.

BLACK Maria" Is a familiar term
with an origin more or less mysterious
1t has been suggested that Maria
really represents the old word mari
mated" which meant transported or
married" a slang expression formerly
applied to persons chained or hand
cuffed together on the way to jail. But
more attractive Is the story that in
the old colonial days gigantic and
brawny negress kept a sailors board
ing house at Boston and frequently lent
her strength to the cause Of law and
order. Once she took three sailors tC
the lookup unassisted Send for Black
Maria" 1t is said, became a regular
way of limiting that a man ought to be
Jailed
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
Girl Slaves In China.

A native writer in a Chinese publica-
ton remarks: when a girl is sold in
China she becomes the slave of her
owner and a part of his property. She
no longer retains her freeborn rights.
but surrenders them all to the will of
those who own her. She receives no
compensation for her labor. but is
obliged to accept such ralment and
food as her owner may be pleased to
give her. In cases of tyranny or gross
cruelty she cannot appeal for redress.
She may be resold, given away or cast
off in the streets at the arbitrary will
of her master All freedom is denied
her and she remains tool and chat
tel In the hands of her owner until she
Is sold again or until death releases
her from her unwilling fate"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

was made postmaster here at Plne-
Vile And he got lonesome and healthy
and workful again month ago. so
Gerald's in his place. and he's in New
York. Don't you see? 1t was really
very definite and businesslike and
right under the circumstances"
'Oh, certainly, under the clrcum-
stances" agreed Broderick. 80 old
Gerry's postmaster instead of artist"
Both" she corrected. He has lots
Of time to study, and it's good for him
the responsibility, mean. You
wouldn't know him"
II suppose not" assented Frederick
uneasly. He tried to reconcile his lit
tie circle of the universe, to make the
chaotic tumble fall into place and har-
monte. Gerald, Gerald the helpless.
erratiC, fantastic. irrational, joyous
hearted, penniless artist. a person of
matrimonial responsibility, postmas-
ter. But then he remembered the
young smooth haired person stamping
letters OF course Gerald had found
his usual way out of the difficulty He
had hired some Pineville lass to do the
heavy work, and he drew the salary.
1t was like Gerald. But there was
Beatrice, Beatrice making biscuit He
looked at her with troubled eyes, see
ing endless vistas of Beatrices making
biscuit throughout the years
Don't you miss New York;"
"Oh, so muchr' she said "I'll never
be happy until get back"
Have you given up your own
work."
"Only for the time being. l shall
take 1t up again, of course l shall
have to-
Broderick's hands frightened In sud
den grip. So she was to work again,
turn out her endless succession of little
wash Illustrations for second rate
monthly magazines. Gerald would not
mind. would not see the point He
would think he was being broadmind-
ed and bohemian to let his wife carry
on her own art irrespective of him.
But Beatrice saw the point
He rose from his chair suddenly, his
face white with the anger and love he
had smothered. Before he could stop
himself the words came leaping to his
lips:
"Why did you do it2"
do what?"
She stood beside the little bare
kitchen table, her face raised to his,
her eyes bright with startled wonder
ment at his tone.
"Why did you marry GeraldT
Marry Gerald! II" Some one was
coming along the white roadway. From
the kitchen window two figures could
be seen, and she pointed to them
There is Gerald, and that is his wife,
my sister Barbara. l am merely at
tendant star to the honeymoon They
brought me along lowell, to make the
biscuit"
A minute later and Broderick met
the bridal couple on the wide veranda
under the funny roof. The bride was
the girl with the smooth dark hair who
had been stamping letters, and she
laughed at him.
Il knew who you were, but I want
ed Gerald all to myself, and | knew
Beatrice would take care of you"
'She did" answered Broderick hap
PLY, and as the rest vent into the
house he paused to brush off traces OF
-four from his coat collar. But Bea.
trice burned the biscuit
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
One English Seal.

The parish council of Rudgwick, Sus-
sex, England, possesses an official seal
in which the occupations of all the
members are indicated. Thus the vicar
is represented by an open Bible, the
farmer by some trees. the coal dealer
by sack. the miller by mill. the inn
keeper by a bottle and jug. the boot
maker by a boot, the auctioneer by a
hammer, the doctor by a medicine bot
tie. the carpenter by plane and the
baker by a loaf.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
Montaigne Runs on Anything.

When | read Montaigne or Words
worth or Landor am always remind
ed of the advice which tl.a baseball
coacher on the side lines so often re-
peats to the men on bases. run on
anything" Each one of these worthless
to continue the parlance of the ball
field, accepts all his chances If Words.
worth never gave to the world Lines
Suggested by Seeing u Favorite Cat
Crossing the Road 1t was simply he
cause that spectacle never CHANGED to
arrest his inward eye" If Montague
never medltated. as did another cele-
hrated author, on producing a chapter
about "Buttonholes" such reticcnce was
not in any degree owing to barrenness
as concerned that or any other known
topic. And had he attempted 1t he
would perchance have begun with shoe
strings, wandered on to darning nee
dies and pruning hooks, quoted Il doz-
en- or so of Latin authors in regard to
plOwshares. related anecdotes concern
ing dealings of the Cymbrians, Scyth-
ians Lacedaemonians, Romans and the
like with knots and fastenings, men
toned his own personal experience In
the matter of hooks and eyes and end
ed by an exposition of the practical,
mechanical and ethical relations be-
tween a buttonhole and button, and
every quaint and divaricating line
would have endeared him to his affec-
Tomato reader.-Martha Baker Dunn in
Atlantic
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
The Violin.

Each instrument excels in some par
ticular passage, the piano In scale pas
sages, the harp in arpeggio, the man
dolin in the rapid repetition Of one
note, the banjo in the rapid playing of
broken chords, and so with other in
struments; but the violin can beat them
all on their own ground. while there
is much violin music that can be played
on no other instrument.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

BLANK started out to be a rose spe-
cialst, but the insects ate up his flow
ers so fast he had to give it up"
Wasn't he discouraged"
mo; he found so many interesting
varieties of bugs he went in for that
subject, and now he's just as enthu-
sastic over bugs as he was over flow
ers"'-Detroit Free Press.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
Reliable Repairing.

When you want your bicycle. watch or
clock repaired, and repaired so 1t will run.
take 1t 10 the reliable ieweler, Charles westall
and you will make no mistake. Next door to
the Register once.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
Nothing Doing.

Miss May" began Mr. Hoamley
would you-er-be mad If | were to
kiss your"
Not necessarily" replied the bright
girl, but | would certainly be mad to
let you" -Philadeiphi Press.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
Seen and Heard.

Enid-My new bonnet attracted a
great deal of attention In church. Ed
na-Why, all the girls said 1t was your
new shoes.-Puck.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
THE FAMOUS LIE ROY PLOWS

are the best selling Plows because they are
the Best Plows that can be built. Made by a
strong Company mot I'm trust. Tested for
years in all conditions. They DRAW Easy.
They "hold easy. All wearing parts are
Chilled iron and wear longer than most
makes. Made by lie Roy Pillow Co.. lie Roy.
n. Y. Sold by John II. Stewart, Middlebury
j. Y. Spaulding, Bridport.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
ACHED IN EVERY BONE.
Chicago Society Woman Who Was So
Sick She Could Not Sleep or Eat,
Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills.

When a woman's kidneys go wrong,
her back gives out and every little task
becomes burden. She is tired, nervous,
sleepless, run down-suffers daily from
backache, headaches, dizzy spells, and
bearing down pains.
Don't worry over imagined "female
troubles Cure the kidneys and you will
be well. Read how to find the cure.
Marion Knight, of 33 n. Ashland Ave,
Chicago, ILL.,, member of the Chicago
Federation of Musicians and well-known
club woman, says: This winter when 1
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

have lived to thank God that all my
prayers have not been answered. -JeSn
Ingelow
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

week. The second week l began eating
heartily. I began to improve generally,
and before seven weeks had passed
was well. I had spent hundreds of dol
lars for medicine that did not help me,
but Sc worth of Doan's Kidney Pills re-
stored me to perfect health"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Miss Knight will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster Mil
burn Co., Buffalo, n. Y. Sold by all
dealers; price, fifty cents per box.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13
q. W. ROSE

If YOUR advertising message is
pitched in the right key - that is to
say the key of "B natural" it will
not lack a hearing.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-07-13

started to use
Doan's Kidney
Pills 1 ached in
every bone and
h a d in tense
pains in the kid
neys and pei
vic organs. The
urine was thick
and cloudy, and
l could barely
eat enough to
live. 1 felt a
change for the
better within a
Omaha daily bee., 1906-02-18
NOISE CASE BEFORE MUNGER
suit for FaIsifyinE whisky Barrel
Contents Likely TO Go 20
District Court.

1t now begins to look as II the case Of
the United States against Walter Noise s.
Co., in the matter of the seizure of seven
barrels of whisky. will be tried in the
United States district court 1t was ex-
pected the trial would begin next Monday,
but owing to the absence of w. F. Gurley,
the attorney for the defendants, in Wash
ington. the hearing may go over until the
first of the following week.
Suit is brought against Noise & Co. for
affixing revenue stamps upon the seven
barrels of liquor for a greater amount
than the casks actually contained. The
liquor was seized by the government and
is still held by the government revenue off,
GERS The plea of the defense was the gov
eminent was not the sufferer, because II
had received a crater revenue from the
sale Of the stamps than the contents indi-
Gated. The government, on the other hand
held II was a violation OF the revenue laws
in having a less quantity of liquor in the
casks than the stamps indicated and that
the offense was just as serious as IL there
had been a greater quantity of liquor in the
casks than indicated by the revenue
stamps. The fact of deception existed
nevertheless, and the contention of the gov
eminent is that Noise & Co. are conse-
quently amenable under the law.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-02-18
Mining as "a Safe Investment.

A good mining investment under present
conditions, and considering the offerings t.
be found on the stock market today, may
be as free from a speculative faint as the
most legitimate sure thing in the bust
ness world. 1t is merely matter OF dis
elimination, an appreciation Of relative
values
An illustration of the investment propo.
sitions that are commanding the attention
and interest of the more representative
men in the money market is the Hoosac
Tunnel and Mining company. operating In
the famous Idaho Springs district of Colo.
RADIO.
This is a Colorado corporation, capital,
lied for $4,000 and its management is
strengthened by some of the best known
hgures In the business world and the min
ing industry.
They have extensive properties and priv.
leges, consisting of five patented claims
81 acres of placer, a tunnel site. water
rights and transportation tunnel The
company's title to these properties and
privileges consists of United States gov.
eminent patents, the most perfect title oh.
tainable for mine. covering the minina
claims and placer grounds, and the title
10 the transportation tunnel privileges IL
secured under the laws of the state OF
Colorado.
Mining men familiar with the Hoosac un.
hesitatingly say that IL is one of the most
attractive mining tunnels in the district
and they predict that it will become ar
extremely profitable proposition.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-02-18

Work on the new Webster Sunderland
six-story store building at 18th and Howard
sts, is progressing at a rapid rate and il
Is evident that the owners are erecting a
good, solid, substantial building and one
which will be a credit to the city. Iron
columns and beams for the second story
are now In place and work will be pushed
TO the limit while the open weather con-
tinues. While II is not rated as a strictly
fireproof structure, fire could not make
much Roadway against the material of
which the construction consists. The
strength Of the building consists of ex-
ceedingly heavy walls and iron posts and
beams. The floors are of wood jolsts, sup
ported on steel, but the posts will be fire.
PROCEED with metal lath and plastering and
the flooring lined with asbestos or mineral
wool. From the street the building bids
fair to be one OF the most handsome in
the city, the effect of vitrihed face brick
with deep set mortar joints in contrast with
pure white stone being not only new but
pleasing. The contractors are making the
best of the mild weather and expect "a
complete the building on schedule time
August /.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-02-18
ELEVATOR SITE IS CHOSEN
Observation-Disclosures Firm Will
Erect MilliOn-BusheI Plant
in south Omaha.

After months of looking around for a
good location for It's new elevator the Nye-
Schneider-Fowler Elevator company has
decided to locate its new 1.0O0,000-bushel
elevator in South Omaha on the Belt line
or Missouri Pacific tracks. This decision
has been reached and 1t remains to be de-
termined whether the elevator will be built
on the junction of the Missouri Pacific and
Northwestern or a little farther south. OF
nearer South Omaha.
Until the purchase of the Ferguson line
of elevators on the Burlington Friday by
the Updike Grain company, the Schneider
company was the largest company in Ne
braska, owning about seventy-five eleva-
tors, situated principally on the North
western >road. The business of the com
pany demanded that 1t own terminal ele-
vator in Omaha, which has come to be rec
ognized as one of the big grain markets OF
the world, so the owners have been seek
ing a site for some time. The company
does not at present own any Omaha ele-
vator.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-02-18
MRS. MERGERS BODY AT HOME
Remains Brought from Tucson by
Family and Will BE buried
Sunday.

The body of Mrs s. d. Mercer was
brought to Omaha Saturday morning from
Tucson, Ariz., where Mrs Mercer died last
Tuesday evening of pneumonia. The body
was accompanied home by the bereaved
husband and DR.. Nelson and Caroline
Mercer. the son and daughter, and Mrs.
Carrot Hulst, a niece of Mrs. Mercer. The
funeral will be held Sunday afternoon at
2:3O o'clock from the family residence, 1920
Cunning street. Friends of the family are
invited to the service at the home. The
burial, at Forest Lawn cemetery, will be
private. Rev. T ]. Mackay, rector of All
Saints church. will conduct the service.
Mrs. Mercer went to Arizona during the
early part of the winter to seek relief from
a bronchial affiiction
Omaha daily bee., 1906-02-18
ALL INDIAN CASES GO OVER
Liquor Selling Charges VIII Await
Federal Supreme Courts Action
Technique of Law.

P.nding the result u the appeal to the
United States supreme court in the matter
OF the introduction of liquor onto the
Indian reservation and the applicability OF
the Brewer decision permitting the sale
OF liquor to Indians who have received
allotments of land, and to the matter of in
Producing liquor onto Indian reservations
no further trials of the Indian cases at this
term of the United States district court
Will be held. Judge Munger is of the
opinion the decision may be reached dur
ing the latter part of March which will
affirm or deny his decision of Friday morn
ing, that the Brewer decision does not
apply to the introduction of liquor onto
Indian reservations, but does apply only
to the sale of liquor to Indians off of the
reservations.