The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-03
With the Long Bo.,
Thirst for Rapid Automobile Driving Said to Be the
B Result of an Increasing Tendency Towards Explo
5 sions Of Psychic Energy-Possible Revival of Car
rienationism Feature of the Sport.

IN EV G. L. MORRILL,, who was crossing the half
tx street to take car, automobile just
i the point of making strong theological point
against the clergy and went up into the air like live
ball on hard pavement. The machine glided rapidly
under him and he aghted without other danger than
slight strain of clerical courtesy. @.a4&+sE 3 Z.
In the afternoon the clergyman appeared on our
streets jauntily carrying Springfield musket.
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{ writer in the conservative British Medical Jour
nal insists that the thirst for rapid automobile driving
closely resembles the for strong drink He adds
to this assertion the further information that there is
in the present way of living increasing tendency
toward explosions of psychic energy, and that this
is shown in form the mania for high speed and
in another form as unnatural desire for strong
drink stimulating drugs. ..
If this is the case, automobile temperance societies
should be formed at and automobiles will be
provided with places in which to take the cure'
We may also expect to see q new Carrie Nation
going thru the garage with perhaps snatch
saloonkeepers and automobile shops win be prohibited
from selling renting to habituals," and the widow
of the victim will be entitled to collect from the gar
age. :: .E5F.
Notwithstanding these precautions we continue to
keep eye shoulder. '--.',
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: Editor Sjoblom of South Minneapolis has issued
a key and is safe, but Olaf Hjelly of Devils Lake
was recently chased by wolves ISL
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. If Senators Platt and Depew will take any number
tens, add thirteen and then add the original number
they will find out what the American people want
Of them. 's%~'.~
The Leavenworth Kan, high school has found
with start that negro girl leads her class in scho
arship and is therefore entitled to deliver the vale
dictory address for forty-three white pupils. The
white pupils who behind making cutlery.
Are we to be dominated by colored intellects
49,
Speaking Of prejudice recently published
book about animals tells of of substitution
that has its interesting features in which cat with
q family of seven kittens deceived into adopting
two baby squirrels. The of the cat in her
presence took two of the kittens and placed them in
hat the table. She the procedure and was not
at all anxious about it, but while her attention dis
tracted by another member of the family the two baby
squirrels substituted in the hat for the Kittens
which then spirited away. After time the
became anxious for the safety of her children in the
hat and jumped the table to Investigate. When
she looked into the hat she gave start of SURPRISE
felt her pulse with her other paw and looked all
Nobody appearing to the question, she looked
universal baby cry for nourishment and attention.
she took them out of the hat and added them her
brood. At times she looked at them she would
close her eyes and wrinkles would In her brow,
but she never solved the problem and the squirrels
grew to full size together with the little and had
a fine time sporting about the house. The cat had
another bad half hour when she saw them eating
and corn, but she stood by them stoutly until
the whole brood weaned. The mother thought
strong that it broke all barriers, as it always
will A JR