The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-02-02
JOHNNY OUNPER HAS TRIP
ACCOMPANIES FATHER TO SOUTH
OMAHA TO SELL HOGS.
TELLS ABOUT THINGS HE SAW
"Aoss" owner From "Shadron" with
Bottle-Pieture OF the Conductors
wife IN Low Neck and Pink Stock
inas-"pa" Flrts with Cigar Girl.

lOEr NNu t, '..'.f "' N' N"''I'' /
.u of 'rm D. O. .un lie only had "a
.cai.lodc ou' nap @uJ q nnybcr put in
haf % lode mlhu two lodus Then al
man chat shipped lode of cattle |
wanted pa to look after Them am al
nog byuJ )odcd mp u car of hogs that
Same day. so ! oNcd pa If ! cudn.t IS"
uIuue. but pa SEED I'd get In a rocN.
Mia spoh mp aud sch, "lcs pa take
Johnny along with YOU this ttmo, heH|
mover him to Omyha.' pn cudn't well
grt out of 1t. hayin too passes, so |
got to go. hut seen pa want anN
shus to- have me along.
"Nossman" From "Shadron."
The way.car we went on waz mllrn
box or cigars. Tharc waz man
from Shudron with too lode OF hosses
on. an him an pa got to tallin'. The
man scd he uncd n thousand he'd OF
fine hosscs ON his ranch near Shadron.
Pm told him he Oucd nocrly too thou.
sand he'd Of the rattost hogs in Ne.
hrosl,a an had three car-lodcs on the
trane. The man from Shadron sed he
oncd hole township of fine grazing
land for his hossos to run over
PAS Stories Grew,
Pa scd he oucd twenty-five hunderd
acers of the finest farm land in Mndl.
son county an Il township of butilul
pastur land in Antelope county, A
man with lode of hogs from Neigh
that had bin asleep woke up enut to
say he'd like to no WHARF in hell 1t
wa2. Pa sod he hadn't claimed cny
proucrty In the lower rCgun He waZ
speakin' of Antelope county, That
seemed to satisfy the man from Ne.
Hgh, for he went to sleep agen, The
man from Shadron tuck Hat mcdisin
huttcl out of his pocket and asst pa
il he wudnt take sumthing ON him.
Conductors Wife's Picture
Pa suunted over at me, but | wa2
loolin up at the conductors wtles
pickture he had tackled ON the wall
over his desll Csho waz an awful prit
ty woman with red checks an goldN
hare an low-nccked dress an pink
stocl,ingsl an pa thoL didn't see him
So he told the man he believed he wud
take n little sumthing. | cudnt see
him but | herd his Adams appel 20
gcr-cluck three times, like it du2 wher
he's drinllin' coffee, so noed he'd tax
en- three big swallors While he wa
taliu' II the man from ShadrOu sec
he onod the finest hotel in Shadron
an it paid him hundord dollars ;
munth cleer
Owned the Oxnard,
Pa handed back the medisin botte
an sod he had haf interest in thu
OXnard hotel an that he oued n hote
an livery barn at Onoel that pai
him one.tifty n munth Cleer, The MAJ
from Shadron opened his sachcl al
asst pa If he wudn't'try a leetlc of AZ
luther brand, Pa scd his boy wa
getting sleepy an he wud put him t
bed furst, SO he found me plaC
about too feet wide between hi
fat travelling man an man with
lode of hogs that got on at Battl,
crick, AN he told me to lay dow
thare an get good sleep.
How Johnny Slept
hunched up an perteuded to 6
60 sleep The man with the hogs ha
taken OF his shoes an | lay awake
long time tryiu' to think WHARF | ha
smolDed smell like that afore, l
went to get a drink of water an whC
he cum back he thot wa2 asleep n
he tridC the other brand the man fro
Shadron had in hi2 sachel He tux
fore swallers of the other brand the
they went on talllin' an pritty soon
went to sleep | walked with a bum
an herd the brakeman say "Fremor
all OUT"
Pa Was Dreaming.
The bump must have cum when
was dreemn about the COW kicki
him, for he hollcrod out, Let the o
rip go If she don't want to be milked
Everybody lart an the brakem;
shook pa an sed wake up old ma
this is Fremont Pa sed he didl
care if it wa2 Shecago, he want goi
to wake up till he got rcdy. But
opened hiz eyes enuf to see me, a
then he remembered, an waZ wi
awake in a minnit, an he got up q
sed wake up Johnny an get ON yo
cote, this is Omyha," told HI
'twasn't Gather, it waz Fremont. Th
he sed he must have been sleepin',
The Commission Man.
We got to South Omyha just aft
daylite an went up to a resterant
breakfast. Pa looked sleepy an S
the rumatism had gon' to the back
hiz he'd, He didn't want much br,
fast an while | waz fnishin mine
went out TO get sum medisin for
he'd He seemed to feel better VIII
he cum back an we went down to I
stock-yards. Pa found hiz hogs
hiz commishun man, an the m
seemed ticliled to deth to see pa,
told him he waz nice man TO do |
ness with an had the tattest hogs h
seen this year. Pa Sed he liked