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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

with tho city council for 600 dam
ages alleged 10 have been suffered
10 her property on " DfaYus st
caused by portion Of the LOT slid
ing into the newly graded IT,
The council committee on bar
bora and wharvea Will report favor
ably ON tho ordinance providing for
the appropriation Of 5000 10 repair
aud replace Two buoya IN the har-
Dor.
A. w. Anderson has appealed 10
the board 81 public works fof per
mission 10 pat plain GLASS hkylighta
IN AN apartment house he ia build
ing nj l722 Minor AZ The buildisg
regulations provide that akyilghtn
shall DO OF wired gloss
Judge Roger a Green has been
appointed special master In chan
Gerry by the united states circuit
court In the ease Of tie Pacific Say.
lnga a Loan company versus Mar
gnget A. Porter and others. vice the
late Judge Ebon smith
After concluding that George n
Roberts was only guilty Of a busi-
ness deal u jury in the criminal
court yesterday found him not
guilty Of obtaining money under
false pretrussn.
a unique ease comes up IN Justice
Davis court tomorrow afternoon Ia
the suit OF the Paradise Lake SUM
day school association -. School
District No 100, on writ of ro-
pirNln 20 recover an organ.
Representative citizens u Hent-
Tie gathered az the Warrington last
night ana The formal launching of
the Alaska Yukon exposition vas
rfferinn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

WASHINGTON, n. C.. April IL
As a result IT the wreck OF the Val
eaela the house today appropriated
$50 900 for a llfo saving station Al
Neah bay. near the entrance To
Puget sound. aud $4,000 for the
construction Of sea Euing life say
ins TUG FOR use In c->dneetlon with
tho station
With the appropriation mentioned
in the foregoing dispatch aud those
that are 10 be made Ia the future for
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

That the city lighting plant IL be-
Ing very rapidly extended over the
city and that the patronage given II
r. growing ~ an enormous pace Is
Indicated by the fact that the earn
ings Of the plant for March from
private lighting amounted 10 81 800.
as compared with $500 for the
month Of December.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12
SMILES ON
THOMSON
MAYOR DISCOVERS THAT CITY ENoNEER IS COMPETENT TO
r4G PLEASURE or IArreHs FRIENDS AND the ASTON.
isaMENr OF AIS GNgmiHs-s Hls wARMEsr ApMiRGR
AND HAS FuLL CONFIDENCE IN MS ABILITY.

Members % the city council aud
other persons connected With the
city government arr smiling IL their
alueYeh al the Indications of the
recent establishment of what thef
please % term mutual admiraz
ton society. the membership list Of
= hieh comprises Mayor Moore and
city Engineer Thomson.
Those 81 the council Who have
long been admirers Of the tliY ca
gluesf say that the mayor has dis.
covered that the engineer Is on the
square and knows bis business. and
has been son oyrr by bin fhuss
Who are iuciinrd Ia gFitirise the en-
rineer put Il that Thomson has sstes
eeesied IN hambootllaE ths new
mayor ia the same manner AID 10
the same extent that he has IN the
past bamhootlcd the city eauneil
Adrnirss Thomson.
However the matter Is put thr
fact remains that the mayor nos
appears Ia the role Of Thomson =
wasmest admit~F and most enthuss
iastlc supporter In the mssting Of
The finance committee during the
consideration 81 the street rallsaf
proposition. he declared himself a.
uuequlvocally opposed o. import
ms any body 20 take up tho snki.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12
WATER NOTICE
TO CONSUMERS IN DISTRICT
NO. I.
NO l.

water rent due IN April for April.
May and june. n not paid becomes
delinquent May I. The district In
Guides al the city south u Union
a. and East Union. Mntcred water
rates due from the Let % the s0th
OF enrh month. become delinquent
on the atst
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12
Happiness and $1,000 Week

pa read SIR John Naples ~do~ who has ust
RED taudons This brewer nary title
LADY Maple 5000 we'd that because Of viii u hy
her husband Ia which he bride her refrain
from marrying again
thousand dollars Is O money. Ia
a million
And Is NOTHING Il lock proper standpoint
realize tina, the people this world %
happyf
the the real happiness
thrills the thlnE yuunK
makes suffering lighter aud times
We sigh for We cry oF for
Il Il the bg element that makes life while
the wonderful passion Graves
invites stand solitude daily
hourly that nothing the world satisfy
II passion thar esvates and Fnes and onnobs
work q ntc
Don't that that thiag exchanging palace
worth givng uaeounsea
sinking othar satisfy I1nxinx
the time Joy and misery pain peasnrcf
They Lnndcn that Lady Maple match
And Il that u realize tho giving up Of
Income "a nothing the sacrifice gold
Human love q priceless II never can Be
n moaey.
There houh be ordnance placing aneh reaife
lions bilbosrds virtually prohibit them
Thse uuzlshtiy purpose They
positive damase neShhoHas Justified By
uruer4 rna@gn Ryshafe
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12
Mr.. sToSEBURNER. THE WISE
lIlN

The sphug'ime n nj hand and the
time for making flower beds and
gardens n almost here Inquiries
are coming 20 us In regard 10 what
il 70 be- dome with the chickens n
ws want 20 be nelghborly. we should
not allow our chickens TO damage
our ualghhorg lawns or their gar
aen& We are In hopes that there
will b. nn complaints made this
spring. Mayor stonehnrnsf -Ads
vertiseusnt Ia West Lafayette to1
Indicator
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12
Ladies' OF Seattle

One Of the SWEETEST stocks OF Eaa
ter Millinery may be seen AZ Mrs
J. 8 Frasor's New Store. 100 pix
81. sss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

I don't like de way De Human
Cannon Balls frainin' Ter dis fiKht
Nv. don't worry efbout him.
He'll BE- in shape 4 make de battle
~ hts life wen De bell rings
but he amt half trainlu' Wy
don't he stick e Do trainin' quar-.
teraf lie comes L town gv.ry day
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

4 guess Ne Will not hear any
more about the mayor wanting -
set new city engineer aald n
member ~ the council this mora
tag The mayor has dihrufened
nudd~aly wha, many ~ as have lanE
known. that be Ia probably the iBeea
capable engineer employed Ia a llAs
capacity b. any elsy IN the United
States n he Ia willing 70 have
= street railway proposition foi tie
city worked out BY Thomson. he
can dep-ad GA u that the council
ulil back him up In trying 70 carry
Il out There h one corporation in
this city that suuld probably KiFe
slea 600 10 have Thomson Fnplaocf.
and that n a good enough rrasssn
for me "a b~iisvu that be onxht
To BE- retained
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

jacob shaffcF. proprietor % the
Washington stAnts ZeltunE. has
purchased The Washington Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

DIES MONIES. Iowa. April & -
The Insurance commission todar be.
gan an Investigation OF Iowa lnear-
auee companies.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

ueerlng part ~ the problem. or EN-
plnyi nE anybody other than the
present engineer We said that
after viewing the work done Zoe The
city on Cedar river he had con
eluded that the man who had car.
ried the wafer aud light plasla 80
such a anrceaaful completion saa
capable To attend 10 any eaklnesT=
iag commission this city mas siYs
him
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

WASHINGTON. April ~ The
president - planning an extensive
tour in the summer % 1907
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12

A. 10 iix~ nowie there's no fesel
Ike ung with long Nhiakera
HAh said tbs aefrcfivr These
wttl come haady ia a pineh.
~ nayinE. he ailpped the hsna.
cuff lata his pocket
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12
ROBBED RACE
TRACK OWNER

SAN FnANCtsCo. Arri H.
Charles Carson. race track TOT
lower. was attacked 81 his room Il
The Ashworth house. an Aanaa II.
early thia maruiuE BY three ruaAkes
men. severely braten and rehbes q
SEQ and isweiry worth tfao nanra
Tive robbers escaped. other eaasl,
heard the noise. bat Thought nes~z
iuE % it until the robbers fik6
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-04-12
A WORD FRoM JOSH WISE

There's more q one
man HfgdyIn mststn
kind az nioEy tat
ought q b. hfussrtu
rwasiin wriiln anf
spcliln'
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28

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centralized! -ove-anaa- xs!c. VII Re
saie 10 exercise imperial powers 20 IL
MUIR af cha several ss..-sss ..zs. ~
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Al his IS fine spr!a -bearv III lsslss.s
tom he Inconsistency u he posi..sr
MO WHICH Mr. BRAN has -enre.a.sssills.-
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ieeEnnaoie OF the 1owers III any Dv-
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
lhysos N aL-
PROPRIETOR II Oe.uncs .lnsein 3aak
Vow LanSuls ne> Ia.L.

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Ringer acting for the receiver and
C1-,et! States Marshal Hoy Il was
reported by The marshal and the at
-orrsy 10 Judge lands thai Atkinson
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
Board OF Directors.

\ meeting Of the board of directors
OF the State Fair association and of
the County Fair association was held
this morning. At that time routine
business was transacted, and the
presidents OF the two associations
were instructed to confer with the
president of the Commercial club
anent the secretaryship matter.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
MORE RESSI4N NAVAL SCANDALS.
s>~e4area Prs.s Cable to TIE Evenins

St 7=ts-shurg. Dec. 2s-Wish the
--a-s IT Animals Roiescversky and
Ne,ssa.at CUT OF the way. a strong
for Is being made with Influential,
1fHc.al backing 70 compel the authori-
les 20 make an inquiry into the naval
scandals OF the grand ducaI regime,
10 which the defeat OF the Russians
at the battle Of the Sea Of Japan are
largely attributed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28

Iii -af z.=1 IL -=ce.v=r any ma
al I .l...uzlg III Affairs OF
Il 1&1z- Ali IL marshal declared
LII LIS oEzrs c1u-s; -oc spare deputy
Il -szna.1 VII A-Ensor night and
Ia .r,;zs ian ordered that
A1sau le sen- 10 jail unless he
furnished 1cnGs Of $4,000. The COM
l1ll -c'a place Ia1e IN the day
:ar lie Tearing n court.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28

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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
BARON DENIES RECOGNITION.
associated Press t. The Eve,ine T1-e,

Washington, Dec. 2s-Baron Hen
gelmueller, the Aus,ro-Hungarian
ambassador authorized the Associated
Press today to deny the rumor that
he will resign the Washington mis-
sion. The baron communicated with
his government concerning the re-
port and said that he made the denial
on the authority Of his home govern
ment
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28

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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Objects TO Educ alton Of Girls.

The Princess Of Wales has decided
views ON the education OF children.
Her royal highness, 1t appears, strongly
objects TO examining" children with
useless learning. which she declares Is
a mere waste OF time.
She also considers 1t harmful TO
force a child in studies which are dis
tasteful to it. Her eldest son, Prince
David, complained TO her when he was
nine years old that he hated Euclid
and would never understand IT.
Learning from his tutor that the prince
was only wasting time over triangles
and other things, she ordered that he
should abandon Euclid and take up
pme other subject instead.
Similarly. the princess disapproves
Of advanced arithmetic for girls. Re
Gently she found little Princess Mary
puzzling her brains over long division
and was quite annoyed. The princess
considers that all that most girls need
ever know about arithmetic is addition
and subtraction, enough to know how
10 do their housekeeping and pay their
debts" she says.-LOndOn Cable to
New York Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
She Got a Job,

There is a true story Of ono young
woman who had devoted almost a
year TO pulling wires and using all
possible influence TO gain an inter.
view with a certain theatrical man.
ager. At last her hopes were real
ized; she got her appointment and
she was finally ushered into the
managers private Office. He received
her most cordially and offe:cd her "A
chair. Thank you," she said. CRATE
fully, Il think | will sit down. I've
been just ten months getting here and
I'm "A little tired" And the manager,
who Is really a great man and hence
has a sense Of humor. promptly On.
gagged her--Charles Belmont Davis
in THE Rialto." In The Outing Mag
azine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
TIE CIRCUS.

Once upon a time, a man-in Calcutta
Thought hea like TO own eireus-just
for fun
So he hired from the town a most fascinat-
ing Clown
To assist him; and he found him just the
one
with bird and beast,
And persuade them, IN his charming
way, 20 meet
Near the city Of khar,ooDs where they'd
have abundant roon'
For the cages, rings AID slNe shows on
the street.
Now the circus. all confess, was wonder
tul success.
And the Ostrich. with her feathers,
proved the belle.
The Orang-outong wItl ease swung upon .
high trapeze,
While kicking Kangaroo performed a,
well.
Some large Bulls. from far Madrid, made q
How the leaping Leopard cleared it With
a bound,
Then an agile Ape. of course, jumped
through hoops upon a horse
And an Elephant threw daSgers at .
Hound.
People came from near and far just to see
the laugsr
And II Tapir trip the trolley, with .
Seal.
And Salmon shoot the chute; while .
Falcon PLAYED a flute
When the Lion looped the loop upon a
wheel.
On the whole. they did so well-from the
Gnu 10 the Gazelle.
That 1t, truly, was wondrous sight TO
see!
And they all had been so good that their
master said he should
Now release them from their promise;
they were free.
Said the Yak. We're quito content. No,
we really can't consent,
But LII tell YOU what the animals Will
As we much prefer to roam, and we do not
SIGH for home,
We will travel for, perhaps, a year OF
two"
All rejoincd. "It's just the thing; we will
meet then every spring.
For we never Will he parted from the
Clown
So it's possible YOU may see the circus
some fine day,
And the long procession going through
the town.
-Corncla Walter McCleary, in st. Mich
olas.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
81, .S{fRzES}i:f22 !S7l{j;FfS}i$ 81


Briggs - The HiShblowers keep
sixteen servants" Griggs-"Thats
a good many people to work for. -
Judge.
Blobbs - Remember, my boy,
faint heart ne'er won fair lady"
Slobbs-"Yes, but she's q brunette"
philadelphia Record.
Repentance for repentance sake
Is hard to find to-day,
The few bad habits that we break
Are those that do not pay.
st. Louis PostDispatch.
How are the new football rules
going to work." I'VE can't tell until
the lists OF dead and wounded begin
to come in. Judge.
How do you like your new auto.
mobile?" I'm worried The man
that sold it to me said that 1t would
last longer than l would. Detroit
Free Press.
The Young Girl-"But what would
you do for me?" The Old Suitor-
I'D die for you!" The Young Girl
That's all right-but how soon?"
Cleveland Leader.
Twixt optimist and pessimist
The difference is droll;
The optimlst sees the doughnut,
The pessimlst the hole.
Reporter-"I called, sir, to ask you
II you could tell me anything OF the
affairs of the bank whose wreck is
just announced" Substantial Citi-
zen-"Good heavens, man, how
should i know anything about its af-
fairs? Why. I'm one OF the board
OF directors! s!"-Baltimore American.
you told me your young man was
a fine horseman, and I've found out
he can't ride a bit, and that he's not
rich man at all, but department
store clerk" Il never told you he
was a horseman. All said was that
he had been pronounced an expert
in handling the ribbons. Baltimore
American.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Tnsnti.lcd. Rnt Contentcd.

CcItentmant is a Christian duty:
satisfaction IS not. Being coutented Is
accepting ones present assigned place
of toll and influence as i'm the order
iug of Gods providence. Being sat-
isaed is taxing !. for granted that
God has nothing better in store for
one IN me opening future. lt rs proper
20 be -o1teufed for the moment. but
not - BE- satisfied for al time 20
come. As Robertson says. Mans
Ges'iay 8 rot 20 be dissatisfied. but
forever ursatisded. Let as. there
f1-s. - 80 unsais6ed while ever
coate=fe3 --tienry G.. TIumbuu.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Ailmpnt Of Heroes.

These keen, brisk. invigoratins
mornings recall the fact that the
sauerkraut season viii soon be- upon
Us. Throughout the summer that
most uourishiug and refreshing
dainty IS in retreat, but with the first
frost it resumes its proud place upon
the tempting banquet boards OF the
great plain people sauerkraut' Is
ailment for heroes. In the hot
months. when we are lazy and bill
ious and languid. we do not need II.
but al tne brink 81 winter, when cold
blasts from the Northwest make our
cheeks red and our pulses quick, We
feel a fascinating yearning for IL
creep over us. IN brief. sauerkraut
Ia a delicacy that goes with mtshty
effort and high resolye.-BaItimors
Sun.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Not in Philadelphia.

Mrs. Katherine Tullidge one Of the
school directors of the Thirty-fourth
ward, in recent address 10 The moth
ers OF children attending ths schools
Of the ward, told this story: A little
girl in one Of the schools in her dis
trict had been pronounced an incorrig-
ible little thief by her teacher, and
even the child's father had given up
hope Of reforming her when she was
taken in hand by Mrs. Tullidge and
her co-workers. Don't you know that
you will be punished if you do such
things?" the child was asked. did
you never hear OF the devil?' THE de-
vil," repeated the child, with "A puz-
zled expression. NO; where does he
liye?"-Philadelphia Record.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Pathological.
Jones met Smith.

Jones met Smith.
How are you, old man." said
Smith. Il haven't seen you for some
time"
NO. I've been out in my new au-
tomobile"
Indeed. / didn't know you lad q
motor car"
"Oh, yes Thought I'd follow your
example. Automobiling is great fun.
isn't it,"
Splendid. Fine weather, too. for
motoring. BY the way, what Is
your carr"
My auto IS the Skiddo."
"Ah. yes. Good car"
Fine auto"
Motor car"
Automobile"
"Prigi"
Dub"
Here they fight each other to th,
death.-Life.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Viewing The Remains.

T. had been strenuous afternoon
for the devoted teacher who took six
Of her pupils through the Museum of
Natural History. but her charges had
enjoyed every minute OF the time.
Where have you been, toys?" asked
he father OF two Of the party that
night. and the answer came with joy
Ous prOmptness.
We've been 20 a dead circus"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Evidence.

As small Tommy was about TO
climb into his chair at the dinner
table his nnther said; Are your
hands clean. dear?"
Course they are" answered Tom
my. III you don't believe IL, look ut
the towel. cl."-Chicago News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21

The Chinese fish with net sus
uended at the end Of a bamboo pole
The fisherman, when he desires u
raise or lower his net, walks up OF
down the balance board.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21

The King OF Obbo travels on the
back OF one Of his faithful slaves and
when he reaches a stream he remains
in his seat while his human steed
walks through the water.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Seemed a. II It Should be More.

The Fat Boarder.-I see the con-
sumption OF prunos in the United
States exceeds lO0,000.000 pounds
year.
The Thin Boarder.-Is that all?-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21

Mrs Winslows Soothing Syrupf for Childrer
teothing, softens thegums, s,reducesiniiamma
ton allays pain, cures wind collie, BIC "A bottle
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21
Moments That sand Out.

Yea .ii' End a. you look back
:, c. rn.r nfe that the moments that
sL.no erl srs the moments when you
we done things ia the spirit Of love.
- Beary OTumugpd.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1906-12-21

FITS, st. Vitus' Dance Nervous Diseases per
manently cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
RestOrcT g. trial bottle and treatise free
Dr. Ii. H. Kline, Id. 1891 Arch ST., Phila., Pa