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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18

egen Bnlitiitprfe, ialt 70 Wano, oa
lit e9et grnnomanofab. Del bar og.
ian tit eget, nsie beoo9teSe 5oipitaI,
boor irrarn upeSfonmenSe iaar a6.
gang. "Opens Mpnoisbeoer og Gpiier
bOIoer life Rsguins mes StaaIfom.
pouietS llIDffestiIfnISe, Jon eQer8 er
Sfit % 9rug. Oct er fun / Sc fad
EilfGIbc. nnar Ser icnOcS efter 9peHS
&ogne ior Of fpre peSfomncnSe til
County, poipitaIet, at man iaar oioe
noget ont BET. % SilfrIbe Of Dos.
fal0 mdo nat,trIispis Sngcn brinaeS
til County Goronerens allnSFab.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Jnoianerne pinoer.

Seieiteret / 8orias bar netop al.
gipet ben &ieuOelie, at @ien0omne
peo Seam Boint CnRr annias Gttp) og
barb meIlem I og 2 Wtiaiouer 9oIs
lars meo &ette ttIbsrer aruiRgerne
efter SiInS ar,nitroua en- g~Spanoottc'
Snbioner. Der bar oHret fort Sag
ON biSie @ienbnmne | n9iten ct habit
SunorcSe aar. Sc, iom fiber Se ittr.
tie Cab peS Serne a~ienoeIie, er SonIer
Bocfing COMPANY, RationoI @ater
8orfs % Sumter RerrimetDcr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
San francisco,

Ropor Sdmits bar erflGret. at
aae Saloorter fremoeIeS ffd bolbes
I,rffe6e pda lbeitenrt Sio. 8oliti.
~fommisfionen bar ogiaa %enitenrrttg
beiluttet, at 8pen / Sre1uttoen ftal
babe ct minSre 4rtaL 8r9itaepttts-
iiapper emo ttSIigere. Do tibltgere
8artsbatsbclbere, iom aaereae boI0t
pao nteb at opfdre mi6Iertt6ige Sofd'
ler, fit 6enne 9eifeb fra &ommisito-
aten, fordt martge al Dem ialfaIo life
ffuIoe gaa til unsoUenoige ltagifter.
s Snn 6rancisco bar ser ii0en ben
itore Siemisgefie berffet meget goo
Sroen, 90 Der bar pGret faa 6or6rp'
belIer.. S San Woteo paa Sen an0en
Gibe al Goantpgr9nien fit Snlooner'
ne SiloSeffe til at 6e9Dnbe 6orret'
ming igien. Wen ser bIeo Zig "a.
ring, at Sberiffm bar 6eIluttet at
I,tffe Dem igieu.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
anfIa9eoe RoniuIer.

20 iorbeunHreuoe &uuiuIer for
iloen McS3ooe, mob bpem Der frem.
fsrteS ~groberenSe 8eifpIoutuaer / In.
oeritatSiefretGr @eirceS Rapport, bar
iodonet at faa tit 6orbola rrrmere
ruberisgt. Oscar 3. 8iliams. tib-
Iigerc &onii,l I Stnaopore, % RidarS
4. 8riener, tioltgere &oriuI / 8Iaot.
ooItocf, oil gierue iaa 2eiIigbeo til
at imSoegaa gefolouinaerne MOB
Dem.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18

blen brast fra Baris % blep begropet
/ annapolis, / 8irfeligbeoen or 81
get al Bin Soues, iom bar ben engeI-
tie @eianbts Siener UNDER Den fran-
lfe &epolutipn. 9enne Spnes bleo
brGbt | ct Slagsmaal."
9a General Sorace 9crter, Der
lem amerifanif ambosiabsr | 8aris
Ioreitob ale llnheris9elier | Sorbtn'
belle meS 9iget al Snbn Saul Sones,
blep iplrrgt, piloe Ran life n9roige
bette bumme Telegram iaa meset. at
Ran nilSe igien iremlGgge Sepiierne
for, of ben Soues, iom MI Ell begraoet
/ annapolis, pirfeIts er ben anert'
tanife Sisbelt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
"profeten" Donnie.

GiItrooS for, at 0otptcs @toSftan.
0ere mente. ban bar fna ipg, at ban
life hin6e tale, optrdaote oog "8ro.
frten" to 8anae SsnSug I SbiIob
Sabernatd / 3ton Gitp. SiGr / fin
Gale ON GftermtoSd9et brttgte ban
oct 0oIoionite Sprog MOI 8oIiod og
oe andre "Sprerere". Rdrge al otsic
bar tiNtebe 90 freq og ltiGISte Dotuie.
0d 8o!tpa bIeo angrebet. llroer
SlagsmaaIet / Saberraflet Tom 8
Bcrioner til Sfaoe, og oct toa lang
lib, isr Der bleo tiEoetebrodt go OF
Srben | og peo SabernafIet.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
60 Riemano.

@iainm RcReBie og Daniel @.
Msann er 10 ganaSiere, iont besprote
meS to tontn,e 5Rtoer. men MT bar
llSitat til at bIioe iaa rise iom noget
/ GerSen. 3isie TO RGnS otI eie
omtrent aIeae belle Sen npe TRANSITIONS
tinentale Sernbdne | Canada. Raar
man oeS, at Sim Siqs Sernbaner
lar en- Sn6tRgt al 40 gsi1iOner os
Sen eandSiife Snlebaosbane al $50.
600 900, iaa fan man lutte iig til,
at Sc to ndrnte RRn6 oil iaa pene
ssnStGgter. Ssrtil fomrner, at be eier
Here aeftriife ganer. 90 SnStegterue
Serai er iterre emo al no5en 9uIo-
grnbe ! @eroen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Dill betale.

@uar 8ret0enten bar retIt ON /
2onoet, bar oct bibtir p9ret Stif for
Sernbane~& ompanterne at itiue til
bans Gt5pUittton ipecieIe 500, % Dc
bar giort set meo 9leoe. Oe bar
pgina ipm 8egeI ffaiiet ham % bans
SsIge &ab, Surfriifninser og Giga.
rer. Sou bill imtbIertib &~ongresien
beoilae Be fornsoue 8etrge, ioa Srnii-
beuten fan betale, 1taar ban bor 9pit
til at reiie meb Sernbane. On iaa.
Dan @eitem1neIie pil 10 urOer Gor.
bolbene bore melt p~aSienoe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Doloiom Grploiion.

Nanba9 ~erplobereoe fire Mtaeait-
ner, tilbsrenoe llnion NetaIic Gom.
pam | bridgeport, Connecticut, %
in~oeboI0enbe omtreut 100000 Bunb
aruot. 6olf troe0e. Oct bar en- Sorb.
rpiteIie, % ipraug no paa @ooen meb
fine 9sru 90 fine @ienbeIe. Saaoiot
man peS, fom BOG ingen til StoOc.
Meu / gpens 6Orretntngsitreg bIeo
omtrent bpert eneite 8in6u fnuit.
&ompautet oil betule for aae Cab.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Dill uoryooe Sanoerne.

SfoIebtreftsr 4ooper % en- Eel
inofsote g%mbeS8mnnb fra GEN ga.
mar fom forleScr til Wanila, 6ilippt.
nerne, pao 8eien til 9aguis, Gpor 8e.
nerolaItpernsr Soc for Sioen opbol'
Der fig. Soooer iogoe, at 95 8rOcent
af Samars S~nObpg9ere er / 6aper
al at ubrpbSe 8auntiferne og RGper'
b%anoerne Ser, ioa Se fan fua GreS
paa Gen. 9er outaaes OF bore ON.
trent 800 al De iaafalbte 9uIiunes /
SielbSitrifterne pao Zen. Gcrcs &c.
Der er 81 aor og bar opboISt iig
Sielbene I 40 Gar.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Gipiliieres Ianoiomt.

$ &ina bar Hegiertn0en npIig
frnget en- Masie 4engc al ct MT Id.
ieenNe. 9isie Henge DiI SoIf Iet
life bnce, men be bill bnpe Be eamIe,
t,unec Wtpntiorter. iom Sc er pant iii.
8inas 8engeppien bar tiOIigrre tenn.
meIi9 fomplireret, pg Bette bar life
biSrnget til at gisre Sngen g~reiere.
SrGtte og SLassmaaI er noget, iout
Steo basIig paa @rnnS al
bisie "baarItse" Yen9e.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Uy OpeoseIie.

Or. 2eipis 5or Bristol. Tom itoar
| SorbinbeIie meo Bet preSbDterian.
tie Soipital | Netu Dort, bar M efter
is aors Experimental funSet Den
gaeiue, iom ~iorooringer 9igtfeber.
6risieu er foulirten til set 8eiuI.
tat, at @igt (ibeumotisne) er en-
imttiom Spgoom og optrGoer epioe.
milf,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Jernbanebyenins.

Sneenisrer / Great Rortberns
Sieneite er M nGiten feroige mteo
SpHlaalingen / Roro 0dfota al Den
rrpe @ane fra aneta ODER Sberon og
gsmono til @ranptle. Raar oenrte
npe 8ane bIioer ferbia, oil Der ino-
ipares rs Wil paa 8eten til Stiife-
b~aostpiten, men 9eptls Sat og an.
Ore 9per bill Ga life Ianger liege oeo
Sopeobanen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Dole 5aIerer.

an6en &iceprRfioent Sftnner for'
taIte 6er al 2eaisIaturcn / @tscouiin
nebiatte NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ON Sc
2aaniu9er, Tom GmbeosmpnSene t
RortbWeiteru Wsitual iaar. II al
gmbe6smarbene faar en- @arsIen fra
$4,000 til $40 OF Sttnner
mente, man life fnn0e ueaiqtte ITO.
gen al oisie 2ennineer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Stat | Staten.

SIinnis StaGliabrif. Tom IisSer
Scutb Chicago % bar 5000 arbei
oere / FIN SienGte, bar ! mango Sen
ieenoer fine egue 2noe, % ben folOs
iale 6nbrif fan omtreut iiges al IiggI
ueeHfor OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES SNa
risoitticn. Staalfourpariet bar fl
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
SloDbDloer.

alminneIig talsi Rlemmer, SpIoeE, Srei.
Ter, geymn eler can Rheum eler gnoeu
Worm al IeNgt; men f;uaeom sr De ! Su-
iieuet og iIheHbe9ipss pea en- Spagbea,
lrQthee, FAB al Appetit euer almtHeell8
sp9ffelie noen at tpHtnae III upget uebrHo.
Soobs SdriayaFiaa iprerIpeF BEN. fpruaeT,
iturter on iientmer pp bcle SrtteH,st.
9etie er aarlla SienssbpIoet ira 1nieneer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18

: Se SoreneSe Stoters aanofouto.
rer er Der uu TO GmbeosmerS, De
iaatdISte &egiiters % Receipers
SommisiRren for Sanofoittoret !
@1ibiugtou piI, at Receiver GmbeSet
ffaf fsiies, Sd oct err u~usooenSist, og
poa sem Moaoe biiSe Der ipdres
$4,000 ON aaret. eaeep al Sotpd,
SormdnSen for Sriets 2anotomite,
oil bape De napnie gmbeSer afffafs
iet, men bet er ipilient, ON 6eprp.
ieatarterne oil saa meS pda BET, bG
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
zones ieien.

ct Telegram fra 2onSou iiger. at
~Se beoite arfGoIoeer bar giort DEN
SpSageIie, at 2iget at Cen ameritan-
Ife Sis5eIt Sobn 9arI Sones, JON
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18
Hoods ~Sarsaparilla

er merfe!ia | ia ielp. autag iaiet Subhitut,
ureu iniiitsr paa at iaa Sopos ~ faa bet ioa9.
5lpornae sler / Tablets. 100 2oier u.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-05-18

SpbGpeIien al oisie GmbeSer pilbe
Ieonc Scm, ir9rt tibet Of 8oiter for
0eres 8ermcr.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26
a KIND WORD FOR
THE GIRL AT CENTRAL

All Fairbrother's paper published at
Greensboro, SAYS: 49,,
II people would but stop and think about ,,o,l..
+he heartaches they cause; the needless
offense they give when they rail- out
against tho telephone girl or the local
manager, they would have "a e., q Vi more re-
thoughtful care The girls N Gemtra HIRE ire
NE very best they know how to do, as
! general rule, and 1t is sorry man who
wants to curse them through the ! phone I m
,,ant,s or answers The manager is-ai-
w ,, trying to make. good -upon his sue
cess depends his position and salary. II
people lind that something is wrong they
wnv that would not cause humiliation for
the girl or the manager; they could I'M IN
derstand that If their. ungrounded, kick
reached headquarters that OFT would go
the dismissal would be too late to req
eret the haste and anger.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26
Merely Joking.

cashlerly Foibes.-'I suppose you pre-
fer cashier who won't drink or gambler"
Yes. and II possible. we also like to get
one who won't steal."-Houston Chronicle.
Thinking of elz.-"Fnther want you
to buy me foreign duke" Dressed or
on the hoof?" inquired the absent minded
Chicago packer.-Houston Chronicle.
A Test.-First Millionaire: How Is
your machine working?" Second Million
niic: Very poorly: 1 have not paid fine
for over three days Life.
More Expensive. oldblood: Were
your people forty-niners?" Mrs. New
blood: NO, indeed; we always paid at
least ninety-eight cents for our bargains"
New York Sun.
Precoeious Tommy.-"Now. Tommy, II
you had six pennies. and Jimmie Smith
should take four OF them what would be
the result?" IAN ambulance for Jimmy"
indianapolis News.
Fixed for LIfe.-'I can't understand how
that young lawyer lives. I have never
heard of him having n client" You
haven't? Why. he's one OF the people
who helped to break old Biggerson's WILL
He doesn't need clients."-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26

=
territory In the new, and the new world
was not to seek It in the old
The Monroe Doctrine, then, embodied q
reciprocal pledge, the terms Of winch
were laid down and have steadily been
Insisted upon by the United states. For
a long time those pledges have been
vigorously regarded.
OF late, however, It is difficult to escape
the conclusion that we have ourselves de-
parted from them. we have not, 1t seems
plain, kept our minds and hands away
from the old world. We have acquired
large and populous territories in
Aslatic waters. As to "entangling our
selves In the broils Of Europe" our rep
resentatives at Algeciras today are wit
nosses that we have not hesitated to do
precisely that.
This brings up an interesting and Inn
portant point. If we have tacitly re-
jected our part In what would certainly
appear to be mutugf agreement, are
we to Insist that Europe will continue
to fulfill hers? Some of the old world
nations, as the Picayune points out, are
hungry for new territory, and COMPETE
ton for 1t Is keen among them, Algeriras,
again, Is witness of that. Barring
South America, most of the desirable
portions of the globe have already been
pre-emptcd. Is 1t reasonable to suppose
that expanding Germany, for example,
can be kept indefinitely out of South
America by an instrument which we our
selves have already partly aprogated?
1t occurs to us that this country can
hardly expect to keep one hand firmly
over an inviolablc South America, while
the other to reach vigorously
out into ultra-American interests. IL we
can't do both, which are we TO do? A
country is either world-power or it is
not. If we are n world-powor, our spec
cial claim for dlstinctively American
falls somewhat flat. II, on
the other hand, we are not world
power, our recent history presents some
real perplexities to the expostor. In
,ither case orr exact attitude toward the
Monroe Doctrine at the present moment
appears decidedly indeterminate.
a specific statement from the adminis-
-ration on this point, explicitly dealing
with particular facts, would serve to
clear away some genuine doubts.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26
The Children Must Be Educated.

Editor of The Times Dispatch:
Sir,-Thc public mind seems to be some
what at fault in regard to compulsory
education great many have the idsa
that every child must attend the pulLlc
school, while 1t only means that they
attend some school.
The contention that It would fill the ne
gro schools to Overlooking is all bosh, for
they all attend now; visit almost any
school and YOU will find great big over
grown boys and girls who go there to
keep warm and as an excuse not to
work while the white people are taxed
to pay for their comfort.
Mr. Robt. r. Gregory, of New Kent, viii
hit the center If he can secure the passage
of :; law imposing n license tax on haul
lumber, etc,
Let him 90 n little further and i'm
post n fine of not less than $500 on any
one using what is called n drag lock
on n road wagon. With the chain fas-
tened to the wheel 1t becomes rigid and
cuts n trench from two to six inches deep,
according to the load and the condi-
ton of the ground, from the. top. to the
bottom of the hill; the first time 1t rains
the water will follow this trench, which
bed is ruined, though it may have been
we'll rounded up with good drains on the
sides.
The public mind is Justly agitatcd upon
the. subject of Temperance; i the Gen LEI,
eral Assembly would pass a law prohib-
Iiting the sale of liquor within two miles
OF any school building, either public or
private and of any church building. eX-
cept in cities and towns which have
sufficient police protection, me propieni
| solved, as it would break up the FAKE
! distiller!es and the Mann law would take
care Of the rest. AN OBSERVER.
Mtchells, Culpeper county va,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26
THIS DAY in HISTORY
January 10th.

17e3-The Senate OF Venice acknowledged
tho French Republic.
17e5-T'hc French National Convention
declared Marseilles In a state of siege.
17e5--The Assembly of the State OF Hoi-
land met and chose Peter Paulus
their President for the term OF fifteen
days.
1so4-Congress extended the customs laws
over the new Louisiana Territory by
making Natche2 = port OF entry.
1eo5-England ordered that vessels carry
ing corn should be allowed in the
ports of Spain. provided they carried
no guns,
1s2e-A resolution was introduced In the
City Council of New York, abolishing
all lotteries in the city limits. be-
cause they had become SO numerous
as to be demoralizing.
1880 Robert Y. Hayne, of South Carolina,
made his famous speech In Congress
In defense of State rights.
1889 Tremendous gale and heavy rain In
the United States. The river at Phil
adelphin rose seventeen feet above
low water mark. and at Kennebec
thirteen feet above high water mark.
New York and Albany were consider
ably overlooked.
1s55-The chapel and west wing OF Rut-
ledge College, South Carolina, de-
stroyed by fire.
1s65-Navigatlon in the Potomac River
blockaded by ice twelve inches thick
below Washington.
1884 During n debate in tho House at
Washington on the bill for the relief
of General Fitz-John Porter. it was
declared that 5000 Union army off,
GERS were against him, and only
Grant, Rosecrans and Slocum in his
favor
1se4-Bsmarck arrived in Berlin for a
public reconciliation with Emperor
William H., with whom he had quar-
relied four years previously.
1so4-The Hon. John w. Daniel. of Yir-
ginia. elected to the United States
Senate for fourth term.
Republicans support Colonel Slemp
Prince Henri de Troye, of Belgium,
visits Richmond, Va
Statue to the Rev. John Jasper (col-
ored) unveiled in Richmond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26

favor of God to carry on It's work.
Therefore, we have always held that the
church would greatly strengthen Its posi-
tlon IL 1t would refuse to accept exemp-
ton from taxation on Its property, free
water and gas and all government favors
whatsoever. Apart from nll this, our
view is that the prime object of the
church in all It's endeavors should be to
cultivate the Christian graces, and giving
in the right spirit Is one of the most
noble of all such graces Wo have con-
tended that the subjective benefit of CIV
ing is more worthy to be promoted than
the objective benefit. BY this we mean
that when the church induces any person
to contribute to n good cause, It's chief
consideration should be to cultivate In
such contributor the true spirit of giving,
so that it may verify the saying that is
written. at Is more blessed to give than
to receive"
But when any church organization
sends out agents among the people with
the CHANGES are 1t will do the cause Of
charity and religion very much more
harm than good for It's agents are often
importunatc; sometimes dlsagreeable In
their methods of approach, and some
times the method amounts to intimidation
and blackmail.
Citizens of Richmond have been raided
so often in this way that they feel sense
of resentment. not to say of indignation
against the whole scheme of soliciting,
and the cause of charity and the cause
of religion have suffered accordingly.
We do not say that religious and chart
table institutions should never make an
appeal to the outside public, but all such
appeals should be made in such way,
we repeat, as to promote tho divine spirit
of giving. and unless that be done the
end cannot justify the means.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26
Tr,1e Wornanhood.
/, of tho Times-Dispatch

Editor oil the IiHles-i1isptieS'i'
"The Woman Highly Pleasad.' Sill
,rbjs is n heading In your esteemed paper
on Q ~ January AZ r.s %. 1906 sure enough the
woman has suffered terribly all her life
since she got married to the man VINO VINO
yesterday was condemned by a jury and
by everybody who followed the case. He
IS a bad man; a caricature OF what the
supreme Being INTENDED t man 70 be- but lam am
teh wife Who has given her oath to love
her husband, stand by his side 4, always,
how she can be "hghly pleased whom
the man who once was hers IS punished
so seriously as Is the case here, cannot
understand
If should turn out badly become a
scoundrel, even finish on the gal a9ysE,,,!
pleased, bur she would she'd a few tears
on my grave, and forgive me, BECAUSE
we are all sinners more or less and she
: - @o"'''''' v. U.
Richmond Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26

Editor OF the Times-Dlspatch:
Sir,--In your issue Of January 9Th, an
peared an editorial entitled VIII the
Negro Disappear?" In which you make
use of this language--"In two centuries
the red nam has dwindled steadily. and
his ultimate disappearance. from the face
of the earth, appears to only question
of time"
From many statements I see ] doubt
the accuracy of chat statement, although
! know that such Is the popular OPINION,
but Alexander T.. Ghamberlptn, of Clark
University, Mass, saws this belief Is based
upon Imperfect evidence" The aEncyclo-
pedia American, says the estimated NUM-
her of Indians in the United States In
1925. was 100000. and that a comparation1
madc IN 1897, reokoned 1o,0oo,0oo. Other
authorities aGree that there are certainly
ms many Indians in the United states
to-day and probably more than ever be-
fore. ! call your attention TO this mere
ly for the sake of knowing the facts
]. WATSON. e
Max Maadow Va ~ A. AZ ,4
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26
The Art Of Soliciting,

The Petersburg lndeN-Appcal concurs
with us that no church should send out
agents to solicit subscriptions on its ac-
count without knowing them 10 be at
least moral,
But" asks our contemporary, would
ii not be even better that churches should
not countenance any scheme OF public
solicitation for the support OF their work.
but rely solely ON such resources as
might he found IN their own congreea-
tionse Where Is tho, merit to a CON
gregation Of a work performed not by
It's own liberality ana cventsaoriice, but
through the generosity OF outsiders, some
times exercised grpdgingly and from con.
sldorations Of BUSINESS polcya How
oftenthls is true none knows better chan
the worthy people who have to do the
soliciting"
We have more than oace expressed the
same view Our contention is that the
church is strongest within itself when It
relies upon its own members and The
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-26
Rhymes forT o-Day

The Butler.
OF all the trades
For men or maids.
The most refined is butlery-
To serve the ten
For company.
And elte to clean the cutlery.
(,rhc butlcr-gent
In chief, Is meant,
Flo has more personality.
Tho butleress
Has so much less
Real individualty)
He-buters need
a suit of tweed,
Or other fitting livery;
Made rather light,
Yet snug and tight,
In case the day be shivery.
He needs n tray,
In which to lay
The pasteboards OF each visitor;
His tray! All, 1t
Is requisite
He finds few things requister.
His manner should
BE sure, yet good:
Polite. yet full of gravity;
And. too, 1t must
Exhibit just
The right degree of suavity.
How nice to meet
The towns elite,
To know our best society;
And yet his stare
And languld air
Reveal n bored safety.
But DER the sink
'Tis his to think
The while Nc cleans the cutlery:
"of all tho fades
For men or MAIDS.
The most refined is butlery."
III. S. II.