The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-11-26
A KIDS COMPOSITIONS -EDDIrERs

times edditers owns the papers
which they run but not more than
one time.
Most edditers had ruther other
fellers would own the paper and
let them edditer it becaus they is
the FIRST one which gets pade and
they gets more for their work til. n
ennybody elce. the owner of the
paDer gets his pay last and if they
aint emmy money left after the
Others is pade then the owner don't
get emmy. and it they amt enut
mony 10 pay emmy body but the ed
diter then the owner tries to borry
4 It off his friends, but most alwa5 5
he skips out and becomes a drunk
ard or life insurance agent. then
the editor is out OF gO9 but he
has got all the mony so he don't
have to be drunkard or life i'll
surance agent. so lie hunts up a
a mother ma1 which has got sum
money and he gets him 10 b. the
paper or the maggizene and then
he goes on edditing it and the ed
diter gets his salery rased until
sumtimes he gets FL dollars and IS
cents week, which s a grate
deal Of mony, and bimeby The man
which owns the paper cant Dorry
Ell y more mnny SO he skips out
before he pays the edditer and the
edditer goes to lawyer and the
lawyer fixes it so that the eddi;er
owns the paper.
when the edditer gets the paper
he don't want to own it emmy longer
than he can help. so he gets lot
of men which has got mony in
the bank and be tells them he has
got the best paper ia New ham,
shire and they is good chanse to
make mony on it. so the men all go
with him down to the printing Office
and he shows them all over the Office
and tells them that he inIends to
make it the best paper in America
and he wants them all to wright
tor the paper and make it brite and
funny. and then they all goes up
TO the hotel and goes to his room
and he gives them cider and do
nuts aud segars and ham sandwich
es and pipes and cream pie and
chooing tobacker and spitunes and
he makes a speach and says he
wants to let them in on the grond
floor end says that south Danvil
and Poplin Center and, Kingston
Planes will findout the old town
aint ded yet and then they will
hooray for the edditer and chip IN
and by the paper and voat to rase
his salery, and then they won't 60
home until morning and sum Of
them wont get down town mex day
the edditer is pretty smart man
tell you.
they is lots of different kinds of
eddilers. the iuanchel edditer col
ects the mony and pays the bills
sumtimes and sumtimes he don't.
he also borrys mony from the
banks but not often, becaus the
men which own the banks is pret-
ty smart two. he writes peaces a.
bout the banks and mony and tells
everybody how to get Iitch- he
aint ritch himself, but he wood be
if he had time.
the agriculture edditer tells abot
rasing pigs and hens. he goes to
the county fares and is judge of the
hen show.
the snake eddlter writes writes
about all the snakes he sees and
lizzerds and scorpiums and blue
rats with red tails. he is a auful
drunkard which makes him see
things better than the other eddi-
tiers.
The religus edniter most always |
has the ferst ? columns of the pa
per nobody reads them but cristians
and folks which belong to the
church and not much of them
neether. the religus edditer tells
why the baptist baps and why they
Spoils so quick after thev comes o,,t