The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1906-11-02

do the shopping.
But some things which boys would
classify as fun, older heads call down.
right hellishness.
We are always meeting people who
recall Incidents that we had hoped
they had forgotten.
The average country boy is pretty
we'll satisfied with life If he doesn't
have to do the churnng.
Bryan and Halloween come to Nor
folk on the same night. Which will
create the greater excitement?
The only thing that comes up to
building furnace fires, for excitement,
Is carrying out the ashes.
Suggest to your boy that he satisfy
mis- Halloween appetite by throwing
corn, and see what he says
Why will man imagine that he can
get drunk a few miles away from
home and not be found out?
Editors will now go back to early
day customs and walk from town to
town, when they have to travel.
Norfolk will be on the map this
week. This is to be the hub around
which Bryans special train will travel.
Next to cemetery at midnight,
about the lonesomest sight is ham,
mock on the front porch after the first
big frost.
Talk about smart people, and great
people as much as you please, but we
prefer people who are really agree
able.
Elderly people make almost as
many breaks as younger people, but
excel in their ability to smooth them
over.
d. G. O'Connor left for the Canal
Zone too soon. II he were here today
he could have seen the dirt fly on
canal almost at his very door.
A Norfolk admirer of Mr.. Bryan
says that If Roosevelt were to tour
the world, he wouldn't be dined and
Toasted by European kings.
The Norfolk high school football
team says it was umpired out of the
game at Neigh. That's the way the
team used to lose every game 1t
played, eight or ten years ago.
Doctors say people are not so well
in winter because they are cooped up
in hot rooms. That isn't it; the real
cause is pancake breakfasts, with sau-
sage on the side.
Nature has got out of joint. The
water man found gas in a pit; the
gas men find water in a pit. But all's
we'll that ends well. In fact the gas
people believe "all's WELL" right now.
North Nebraska farmers are too
busy husking high priced corn and
trying to get men at high republican
wages to turn out and listen to po-
litical speeches.
Mayor Friday has given his police
men orders not to interfere with Mr..
Bryans speech tonight, since this is
Halloween. 1t comes under the head
of harmless diversions.
If Mr.. Bryan has his usual special
correspondent along, it is a cinch that
some of the Halloween frenzy will be
clicked over the wires out of Norfolk
tonight in the shape of Bryan enthu-
siasm.
Thousands of people who belong to
literary and art clubs should really be-
long in night school where spelling
and writing are taught Not one per-
son in ten can write an ineligible and
intelligent letter.
An Atchison man was told today
that he wasn't a good mixer" 81
don't care to be-" he replied, "at my
age. When l was younger l could
mix with the best of them. But
don't care for 1t now"
That Juvenile football game was
written up with more accuracy than
most football games. "Lucart was hit
in the stomach but roaled on the
ground and lafed," and "the quarter
back got mad and quit" and Barnes
rolled on the ground" are better de-
scriptions of the game than the sport
ing editors sometimes give.
On his last visit to Norfolk Mr.. Bry-
an called upon Mrs. Anna Luikart.
The late G. A. Luikart was a close