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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

py local applications as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear. There is only one way to
cure Deafness and that is by constitutional remedies
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube When this
tube Is inhamed you have rumbling sound or inn
perfect hearing and when 1t is entirely closed Deaf
ness 10 the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal condf
tlon, nearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh which is nothing
put an Unnamed condition of the mucous surfaces
. we VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
DEAFNESS Scaused by catarrh that cannot Be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15
Would Have Pleased Queen.

characteristic little story is told
about Princess Charles Of Denmark
which, If not new, is we'll worth re-
peat1ng. When she was quite little
girl, woman asked her whether it
was true that the Queen once boxed
the ears OF a boy whom she saw i'll
treating dog, says Home Notes.
NO." said Princess Maud. "It is not
true, but | am sure mamma would
have liked to have done it."
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15
DOCTOR CURED OF ECZEMA.
Maryland Physician Cures Himself
Dr.. Fisher Says: "Cuticura Rem
cdies Possess True Merit"

My face was afflicted with eczema
in the year 1897. | used the Cuticura
Remedies, and was entirely cured. |
am practicing physician, and very
often prescribe Cuticura Resolvent
and Cuticura Soap in cases of eczema,
and they have cured where other for
mulas have failed. l am not in the
habit of endorsing patent medicines,
but when | find remedies possessing
true merit, such as the Cuticura Rem
edies do, / am broad-minded enough
to proclaim their virtues to the world.
have been practicing medicine for
sixteen years, and must say l find
your Remedies A No. L. You are at
liberty to publish this letter. G. M.
Fisher, M. D., Big Pool. Nd, May "a,
1906"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Great Casting.

AN ingot mold casting of unusual
dimensions was completed recently by
an English foundry. The casting was
gun forging, the weight of the cast
metai nodded and poured into the
mold was eighty-four tons. The cast
ing measured fifteen feet by eight
feet six inches
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

A Canadian critic says that Mr..
Henry James,. who has been finding
fault with American common speech,
is dogmatist. That's kinder than
calling him curmudgeon.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

President Castro didn't invite the
French minister to his party, and the
minister declares Castro is biting his
thumbs at France. Bring on a war
ship.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Prof. Chamberlain at Clark univer-
sity figures out that women have
more ability than men. But why fig
ure? The wise man has always taken
that for granted.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

A Pittsburg doctor has tasted for
thirty-fve days, and he expects to go
twenty-five more without food. He
must be in need of a more elastic
currency.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Children are disappearing from the
stage, says the Illinois State factory
inspector; and not only the humani-
tartan but the plain theater goer will
heave q sigh of relief.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

international complications are to
be regretted, but they are invaluable
in giving regulations to towns like
portsmouth and Algeciras.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Before aerial navigation becomes
one OF the popular amusements of the
day 1t will be necessary for somebody
to come to the front with an accident.
less airship.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

congressman Longworth plays the
violin, but as he never does it in pub
TIC this should not be laid up against
him.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15
LOGIC in the schooIroon-

Rockland schoolboy's composition
on Whittier, handed in the other day.
reached the following conclusion: "He
was never married. He hated slav-
ery"-Rockland, Me-, Star.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Santo Domingo lost five generals in
one battle. This would cripple an
ordinary country, but down there
every man is born general.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

1t Is easy enough to attain national
prominence nowadays. All that you
have to do is to swear by the nine
gods OF war, or something similar.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Miss Grigsby has not as yet declar-
ed her intention Of going on the stage.
Isn't she entitled to vote of con-
fidence or something?
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Mayor Mcclellan has given jobs to
forty New York newspaper men. Now
there ought to be standing room on
the Park Row sidewalks.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

New Jersey is going to spend $3.50,
0o0 In fighting her mosquitoes. That
ought to make good beginning
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Ro1estvensky is explaining, but he
mas not thus far been able to make
IT appear that Japan won on a tech
nicality
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

1t is exhilarating, at any rate, to
learn that conscience fund has been
started in Philadelphia
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

II an elastic currency will make the
ordinary mans salary go further at
the butcher shop and the grocery, let's
have it at once.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

HE that hath thriven may lie till
." but he ought to tell the truth the
rest of the day.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

A woman in the East died and left
$4,000 to her pets, but there was not
man among them.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Observation-Disclosures wouldn't be such
a bad thing If it would only help peo-
pie forget their troubles.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Mo- man has more money than
brains who has brains enough to hang
on to 1t.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15
Blond Jews in Jerusalem

Of the. $4,000 inhabitants of Jerusa-
lem two-thirds are Jews; many of
them have bl d hair
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz package
CENTS The Russ Company, South Bend Ind.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles Drug.
gsts are authorized to refund money If PAZ0
OINTMENT falls to cure In to IA DAYS. soc.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-02-15

Inc principally of Montenegro is.
me only country in Europe which
possesses no railways whatsoever.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
WRECK ON C. P. R.
Twelve Killed in Head-on Collision
Near Sunbury.

SUDBURY, Ont, Sept. 13.-Twelve
persons are known to be dead and
there were twelve injured in a head-on
collision between two Canadian Pacific
railway passenger trains which occur
red at Azilda, a. small station seven
miles west Of Sudbury.
The third section of a harvesters'
train was standing at Azilda waiting
for the e%astbound express when the
fast train came along at great speed
and crashed into it head-on. 1t is said
that the engineer of the express was
unable to stop, as the air brakes did
not respond.
All the dead and injured were in a
colonist sleeping car, which was on the
~harvesters' train next to the engine.
No one in the other cars of the harvest
ers' train was injured. and no one was
hurt on the eastbound train.
So far a list OF the dead or injured
or IN official statement of the cause of
the wreck has been u~nobtainable from
officials of the Canadian Pacific.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
Thc Treasure Of Butte BIN.

In the second article of the Mon
tana series in McClures magazine Lol
September, Mr.. Connolly describes
the DEVELOPMENT OF the copper lhuus1
try, and the fortunes tina grew ou'
of it as follows:
1.-The richness of Butte mil sur
passes the treasure of Monte Crlsto,
and the stories of the crimes anu
passions that seethed about 1T makes
a narrative almost as romantic as the
adventures of Edmond Dantes. In
the second instalment of The Story
of Montana" Mr.. Connolly tells how
copper was discovered at Butte hill.
From this spot-the area of a good
sized farm-one third of the copper
supply of the world has been taken
during the past fifteen years, and the
annual output has averaged fifty mil
lions of dollars. Days discovery
overtops in plain facts all the mag
mary tales of treasure trove that have
ever been written. Captain Kidd and
the buccaneers of the Spanish main
sink into significance beside it. Mr..
Connolly tells how vagabonds, who
were hanging about the Montana
gambling saloons, have discovered
mines worth millions and become the
kings of their community; how min
ers have packed their blankets on
foot into Butte and within a year
have ridden out in Pullman coaches;
and how the wealth of this single To-
cality raised one man to almost linn
itless power, and precipitated one of
the most corrupt political and COM
mercial conflicts known to history.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
Cannon & SheGhy
Look for sign &c. & S.

always done what he could for union
labor.
The demand that Henry Banker
withdraw from the State Board of
Arbitration is justified by more than
one reason, and every man who be-
lieves in a Square DEAL" whether a
union man or not, should join in the
demand. Henry Banker has express
ed his contempt for organized labor.
He is quoted as saying that he could
buy all the union men he wanted for
fifty cents a head. YET THIS MAN
IS ALLOWED TO REMAIN ON a
BOARD WHOSE ONLY EXCUSE
FOR EXISTENCE IS THAT 1T MAY
BE CALLED UPON SOMETIME TO
SETTLE A DISPUTE BETWEEN
CAPITAL AND LABOR.
WHAT ClldllCG WOulu INC ldDOl UNI
ions. have with such a man on the
board?
Is it any wonder that the board is
never called upon to act in case Of
trouble?
Labor men are not fools.
Henry Banker is a ward heller for
Boss Strong. He is kept in his posi-
ton knowingly and wilfully by Sena-
tor Jackson, acting upon the orders
of Boss Strong. This is Bankers
reward for doing some of Strong $
dirty work.
But the PEOPLE are supposed to
have something to say about the
running of this government and they
will have an opportunity to speak at
the coming primary election. See
that you vote for delegates whose
names are opposite that of Col. For
dyce.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
NEW YORK HERALD WEATHER
FORECAST.

In the Middle States and New Eng
land today, fair to partly overcast
weather and slowly rising tempera-
ture will prevail, with light souther-
ly winds, followed by local rains and
thunderstorms. On Friday partly
cloudy weather and local rains will
prevail, with slightly lower temporal
ture and fresh southerly to south
westerly winds, and on Saturday
partly overcast and slightly cooler
weather.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
"TALK 1T OVER"

With Woodbridge township dele
gates instructed to vote for Col. For
dyce at the county convention, Boss
Strong finds himself with the so
called ''outs."
Here is an instance where the del
egatcs selected ut the REGULAR RE
PUBLICAN CAUCUS, called by TIN
REGULAR COUNTY COMMITTEE
MEN are INSTRUCTED by an over
whdIming majority of the citizens
present to VOTE FOR FORDYCE fol-
the nomination for state senator aud
they have so pledged themselves.
AS Boss Strong and his "ring''
have been condemning anything ir-
regular, what are they going to do i'll
this case?
If Strong wants any delegates a:
all from Woodbridge he must get his
~lieutenants to go out in the by-ways
and hedges and nominate seven men
by netition.
Bruce Drummond would be Il good
man to do this work for the ina
chine as he is IL worker in Dory
StrOng's ranks in Woodbridge. The
delegates he would select would be
pitted against some of the best men
of that community.
IN ORDER TO GET ANY
CHANCE FOR DELEGATES FROM
WOODBRIDGE TOWNSHIP BOSS
STRONG MUST BECOME WHAT
HE CALLS IRREGULAR, AS THE
REGULAR CAUCUS DELEGATES
ARE PLEDGED TO FORDYCE.
II he does not do this he will Get
no delegates from Woodbridge ut all
ang this, too, after the ''ring's" own
newspaper has been declaring that
(Fordyce would not have Il single del
egate ut the convention.
The result is already being counted
and the ring" is being counted OUT.
One township with seven votes is
heard from, and il is for FORDYCE.
Boss Strong and his machine can loo,,
ior an avalanche on primary day.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
N RUSHED OUR CAMP.
PuIajanes in Night Attack Cut Up
oath Infantry.

MANILAySept. BIN revenge for the
punishment inflicted upon them by the
regular troops for the killing of Lieu
tenant Roscoe Treadwell of the Philip
pine scouts, the Pulajanes attacked Il
detachment of the Twenty-fourth IN
fantry (colored), and before they could
be driven back they killed two ana
wounded eight of the c%olored soldiers.
sThe bandits had rushed the camp or
.Treadwell and succeeded in killing the
officer. The coIored troops came TO the
rescue and drove the fanatics from the
field, killing and capturing Il large
number. The Twenty-fourth then went
into camp near Bara. Leyte, near the
scene of the engagement. Tho band
returned during the night, boloed the
outposts and rushed the camp. In the
confusion of the darkness the regulars
were badly cut up before they realized
that the Pulajanes were upon them.
The colored troops were attacked in
their tents. the natives slashing the
canvas with bolos and falling upon the
sleeping soldiers.
The men of the Twenty-fourth were
aroused by the shouts of their COM
rades, and went into the fight with
their pistols and bayonets and finally
the Pulajanes, killing and
wounding many of them.
In the darkness a few of the Pu-
escaped.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
FIRE A x

23-Raritan Copper Works.
26-High and Lewis streets.
on Madison avenue and Paterson street
S-Market and First streets.
85-Smith and High streets.
87-State and Smith streets.
43~-Buckingham ave. and Hartford 81.
15-Commerce and Front streets.
l7-High n Washington streets.
64-State st. and Buckingham ave.
avenue and Charles street.
b7-State and Wayne streets.
62--Washington and First streets.
S3-New Brunswick ave. and Elm st.
f4-Smith street and Watson avenue.
s5-Commerce and State streets.
72-Front and Smith streets.
73-Water and Gordon streets.
74-Kearny avenue and Gordon street.
S2-Smith and Herbert streets;
83-Woodbridge road and Washington ST.
B4-Lehigh avenue and Stanford street
To send in an alarm, open the door OF
the box and pull down the lever and let
20, once only. Stay at box until hremen
arrive.
SPECIAL CALLS. -,
1 tap-Break in circuit. 2 taps-Drll
and fire alarm test. 3 taps-Fire out. ,
taps-Police call. 12-Calls for Lincoln
Engine Company. 13-Call for Washing
ton Hose. 14-Call for Mcclellan Engine
Company. 15-Call for Protection Hook
and Ladder. 16-Call for Eagle Hose
Company.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
LABOR UNIONS ACTION.

Organized labor gave Boss Strong's
ring" a stunning blow when the
Central Labor Union of this city
passed a resolution Tuesday night de-
handing the withdrawal of Henry
Banker as a member of the State
Board of Arbitration. In doing this
Is does not necessarily follow hat
the labor men are for Fordyce, but It
Toes mean that Boss Strong cannot
bulldoze these men and they are 60
ing to give their support to those who
support them. A search Of Col. For
dyoe's record will show that he has
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
HIS FATAL AMBITION.

"What brought you here, my
friend?" asked the philanthropic Wis
itor at the penitentiary.
Unsuccessful authorship, ma'am,"
answered the mar in cell 444.
How could there be anything
criminal in that? Please explain"
81 was busily engaged on a little
work on the national currency, when
the secret service men swooped down
On me and caught me with the tools
in my hand."--Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

That was a clever trick Boss
Strong tried on the Woodbridge PEG
pie in suggesting that they go to the
county convention to give a compli-
mentary vote to ]. H. T. Martin, but
it didn't work. The Woodbridge peo-
pie are not being bossed this year.
They are for Fordyce and against
bossism and corporation control.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
Popular Tour to Gettysburg and
Washington.

Tie annual six-dav personally conducted
tour to the Gettysburg battlefield and WASH
lngton, vie Pennsylvania Railroad, will leave
Septemb' r 20. One day will be spent on the
battlefield, and the great conflict will be
graphically described in lectures by Capt.
Long. Two days will be spent in Washing
$500 from Philadelphia and proportionate
rates from other points, will include all me-
cessary expenses, For itineraries and full
information, apply to ticket agents or ad-
dress t;eo. w. Boyd, General Passenger
Agent, Philadelphia.
3666-9-6-13-2O-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

In these days of rush and hurry
courtesy is often forgotten. In the
mad, pellmell rush of our life little
things are done. to offend that we
rather remained undone. A hastily
eaten meal and its resultant head
ache may IL us social or financial
loss. The wise man or woman is the
n who relieves little ills of this sort
by a little dose of Kodol For Dys-
pepsia. 1t digests what you eat.
Sold by G. A. Sexton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

On account OF the Pixies Peak Com
tennial Celebration, Colorado Springs,
September % to 20, and the laundry
mems National Association, Denver. Sep
tember "a to 90, round trip tickets to
Denver, Colorado Springs or Pueblo will
be sold by the Pennsylvania Railroad
Company. September is to 81, good to
return until October Is. inclusive, at re-
duced rates. Consult ticket agents.
329o-g- Al
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

Just as the summer resorts close
and there is no longer much use for
the surf along the New Jersey coast,
New York announces that its gar
bage burning plant has been rebuilt.
1t is too late for this year, but the
nuisance may be abated for another
summer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

Her Father-But, sir, you are not
the sort of man l should like for a
son-in-law.
Young Man-Oh that's all right
You are lot the sort of man | should
like for a father-in-law, but I'm not
going to make you daughter miser
able for life by refusing to marry hei
on that account.-Chicago Daily News
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
Pay in Nenetahles

Foote Lightc-You say he takes the
part of a country editor in the new
play?
Miss Sue Brette-Yes.
And does he get his money prompt
ly?"
well, he gets all that's coming to
him in the way of vegetables. "-Yonk-
ers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13
After a Fashion.

81 presume" said his old friend,
now that you have a young man as
an assistant pastor you divide the
parish work with him."
Yes" answered the elderly preach
.er. scratching his chin re~ftectively. u
suppose you could call it that. He
does the marrying, and ! do the bury
ing.'-Chicaso Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

If Hearst makes as good a run in
the state as he did in New York city
when candidate for mayor he will be
the next governor of that state.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

When two strong men come to
blows, even if they are well matched,
it is not a pleasing sight, but if the
mar who gets the worst of it will use
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, he will
look better and feel better in short
order. Be sure you get DeWitt's.
Good for everything a salve is used
for, including piles. Sold by c. A.
Sexton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

A stroll under the North river into
New York city is now one of the af-
ternoon pastimes of the engineers
about Jersey City.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

She-The world would get along a
good deal better if people would at
tetnd t. their own business and let
other folks business alone.
He-Yes, the world might get along
better; but what would the people do?
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

REMEMBBR THE PRIMARIES
SEPTEMBER %,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-13

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1S.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-02-16
ACADEMY OF MUSIC NEXT WEEK.
"The Fools Revenge" And Other
Attractions Are Billed
to Appear

An event Of positive value in a
dramatic way will he the engagement
Of that distinguished actor, Mr. E.
S, Willard who will come to the
Academy OF Music, Baltimore. next
week with 40 exceptionally interest
ing round CT PLAYS. In the many sea
sons in which this actor has been a
visitor to Baltimore, his finished art
and foroeful power Of expression have
made aim one Of the most welcome. as
he is certainly ore Of the most hene-
fetal of our theatrical visitors.
This is the first time, however that
ne has come with plays sufficiently
varied in character TO test the range
of his abilities We have known him
in many differing phases Of comedy.
and in such strong emotional roles as
Cyrus Bleukarn, but he has not until
now offered us test Of his deeper
ranging passion and pathos. These
will De fully revealed in two of the
characters this season added to his
repertoire. Bertucoio in The Fool :
Revenge, - in which as Bertuccio, the
crafty aud vengeful jester he has
achieved popular and critical sue.
cess.
Though this play has bssn out of
use for a good many years, il was for
merly regarded as a test drama, and
only the best of the trsgediaas have
been able 10 meet its very exciting
conditions. That an actor who can
fascinate us with the simplicity and
delioacy of the comedy of tom
Pinch" can also thrill an audience
with the vehement tragic quality OF
Bettucoio. is proof of a supremacy
in draamtic art that gbOuId win the
favor OF the gen sral public.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-02-16
NATURE spAREs


What a fortunate provision of nature
il is. that depfivos the rose OF mental
suffering; for how poignant would be ~
grief 10 discover. I'll TIE height Of its
bloocing glory. that q cauker fed at its
heart. and that it's beauty and fragrance
were doomcl forever. Nature always
~narcs the cnGcrirE; she Be- q vcritable
s;-rc-ho9sc &C pleasing rewards. for
those who gees her all. In tho years
gore by falling hair cc1 gray ncss have
cast q gloom ever tho lives OF thousand
OF yocrg vc--cn. but thanks TO the in
vestgaticrs q scientists the true caueo
Of hair destruction Is now known to be
n germ or parasite that burrows into
the hair follicles. Newbros Hcrpicide
absolutely destroys this germ thus
permitting tho hair to grow as ma
ture intended Sold by leading drug
gists Send 10c in stamps for sample
to The Herpicide Co, Detroit. Mich.
For sale by Feldmeyer BreE., City
DRUG store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1906-02-16
IN Praise Of Chamberialn's Cougi
Remedy.

There IS no other medicine manufactured
lllat has received so much praise and SO
many expressions of gratitude as Chamber
iain's Cough Remedy. II is effective, and
prompt relief follows its use. Grateful
parents everywhere do not hesitate TO testify
10 its merits for the benefit os others. 1t is
4 certain cure for Group and win prevent the
attack if given at the first appearance Of the
disease 1t is especially adapted TO children
rs it is pleasant to take and contains nothing
injurious. Mr.. L. A. Humphreys, a we'll
known resident and clerk in the store of Mr..
e. / lock. OF Alice, Cape Colony, South Africa,
saws: II have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy TO ward off Group and colds in ms
family. | found it TO be very satisfactory
and ii gives me pleasure to recommend it. :
For sale by Feldmeyer Bros drug store.