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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21

mark, missing by one pin, and any num-
Der Of times he has rolled over 29O. But
nine Minneapolis bowlers have ever
rolled perfect scores. ....-~
Hansen holds the local championship
for high individual averages for three,
five and ten successive games. For
three successive games he rolled 300,
279, 300. For five successive games his
average is 286 3-5, or total of l ,433.
His ten-game average is 253. 49,.
Wins Fine Trophy.
Hansen has rolled with the Tuxedos
in the Minneapolis league and with the
K. C. team Of the Twin City league, the
latter team being the championship
team. Last year he carried away the
gold medal for clean bowling-is the
fewest number Of breaks-and. has in
addition many other trophies and
prizes. y "2..
With William F'ust, another well
known, clever bowler, Hansen will at
tend the state tournament at Winona
Feb. 10. Hansen will enter the singles,
and, with Fust, the doubles. In addi-
ton he is organizing fve-man team to
60 after the team championship. +.
~ began bowling over thirty years
ago, as a mere kid,'' said Hansen. ssWe
played the old nine-pin game then with
the palm ball. That suffered long
spell Of suspended animation and il
| was not until 1900 that I began to dc
anything with the finger ball that il
now used. have no more idea Of the
number of games I have rolled since
then that I have of the. number Of
horses have seen in the same time. ]
have rolled a few tho. "a. 49, IL z-..-.
How to Make a "Perfect.' =
"There is no set rule to observe il
making perfect score. It simply
means that all conditions are right
that the bowler is in form and has goo,
luck. Some place in the game he will
face break IF he is fortunate he viii
get by and finish perfect. If somethin,
goes against him there will be no per
fetc score. ~.z5 T.. ~
"The new square gutter stops man,
of the fortunate accidents now. In th
days of the round gutter a pin woul,
often glance up on the side boards
bounce back and clean off some Of tn
corner pins. With the square quite
the pin is dead as soon as its falls j,
the gutter. Practice and nerve will d
more to bring about perfect scores tha
anything else.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21
MINIKAHDAs DEFEATED
st. Paul Boat Club Victorious In
Hocky Match.

The Minnesota Boat club Of st. Paul
defeated the Minikahda club hocky
team in game played at Lake Calhoun
this afternoon. The final score stood
7 to 1 in favor of the visitors. After
the game the st. Paul players were the
guests Of the defeated at dinner.
The teams lined up as follows:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21
OFF FOR AUTO RACES,
TO LIVE like KINGS
Minneapolis Party Departs For
Florida In Private Cars Flaunt-
ing Bright Placards.

Four cars, conspicuously placarded
with the words Automobile Club of
Minneapolis, - left Minneapolis at 1850
lats night attached to the Burlington
train bound for Chicago. They carried
ffty-six automobile enthusiasts from
Minneapolis, st. Paul and few points
in the Dakotas and Iowa, all headed for
the auto races which will begin at Or
mond Beach, Jan. %. Six more will
join the party at Chicago this morning.
In addition to the club members the
special carried the $4,000 trophy cup
presented to the East Coast Automo-
bile associations by the Minneapolis Au-
tomobile club as racing prize. Colo
mel Frank M. Joyce, president Of the
local club, has, the cup in charge and
will formally turn it over to Asa Paine,
president of the East Coast association
and vicepresident Of the Minneapolis
Automobile club, when the special ar
rives at Daytona, Fla.
Will Live in Cars. ~.
Every possible arrangement for the
comfort of. the party has been made
The two sleeping cars that carry then
will be their home during the stay al
Daytona. A diner and baggage car ex
clusively for the use of the party &C
company the sleepers and the entire
section of four cars will remain intaac
thru the entire trip, both going ant
coming. ..- =
In addition to placards placed in tn
windows Of each car the party will b.
further identified with Minneapolis b.
large stickers pasted to their trunk
and suitcases. The berth checks AM
dining car coupons bear the club mono
gram, and the management has provid
ed handsome souvenir ticket folders.
The section will lay over at Chatta
nooga and st. Augustine on the wa,
down, to give the party a chance t.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21

20. The only condition surrounding
these special events is that the owners
and drivers of all entries must be mem
bers of the club.
The summary Of the 2:1s trot is as
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21

OFFICIALS:
Judges-Dr. r. r.. Todd, O. Belden and p.
e. Day.
Timers-J. M. Mcdonald, W. B. Converse
and G. f. Morrow.
Starter-Dr. r. D. Eaton.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21
The teams lined up as follows:
MAY REVISE RULES
Northwestern Interscholastic Athletic
Association Meets.

The Northwestern Interschola Ath-
letic association elected the following
officers yesterday: J. G. Pemberton Of
Mechanics Arts, president; W. G. Wet
hall Of South high, vice president; R.
s. Stone Of Central high, secretary, and
Professor Webster of East high, treas
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21

In addition to electing officers the
association authorized the chair to ap-
point committee Of three to look into
the rules governing the association and
report on the need Of revision. There
was some talk about the coming season
in track athletics, but nothing definite
was agreed on.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21

SPRING SCHEDULE
OF THE MIL1LERS

Report at Omaha March %.
Play at Omaha, March 81, April 4
Lincoln, Neb., April 4-5.
Omaha, April 6. 81
Sioux City, April 70. :. .....,.,. /,
Des Molnes, April go.
Burlington, April 11-12-13.
Peoria, ILL.,. April 14-15. .,5
Open dates. April 1917. ".
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Continued on Third page, this Section.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-21
ELKs' TOURNEY ENDS

McMichael. ....-....nght wing :.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
~(GlaltIltRaBIr ed (GIHBllSa

Coal costs most in South. Africa; least
in China.
Reindeer are more numerous in
Norway than horses.
Clergy men stand second in the list
of inventors; mechanics first.
st. Petersburg is to have school of
agriculture for women only,
Chrysanthemums were cultivated In
China before the eleventh century.
A meteor whose weight is estimated
lat fifty tons recently fel' in Mexico.
Holland is the one European country
where coffee can he imported free OF
duty.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

It may be possible to love two wo'
men at the same time, but not ii they
know it.
Wireless telegraph does it's best
work at night. The same is true OF
wireless politics.
Chicago, Galveston and Baltimore
survived their horrors. Why not
San Francisco?
Maxim Gorky will doubtless find q
cordial welcome from the steel mill
lionaires when he strikes Plttsburg.
When that tax on fortunes is put
into effect the public can afford to
send brass band to the funeral OF
every millionaire.
AS it sells it's products cheaper in
Europe than In America Congressman
Rainey thinks the watch trust should
be called to time.
Milwaukee's mayor is 20 years old.
That city keeps it's mayors a long time
and 80 has to begin electing them
while they are still very young.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
, the unrld lanphing with You or al

Isthe world laughing with you or at
your
If love would only remain blind
after marriage-but fudge!
Some men are wingless angels and
some mon are hornless devils.
You will never be accused of cheat
ing as long as you lose.
A bleached blonde is always sus'
picious of other women with blonde
HAIR.
After a man once tries the rest cure
he hasn't much use for any other
brand,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

The State Of Mississippi is three
hundred square miles smaller than
it was on Monday, and the State OF
Louisiana 10 three hundred miles
larger. Mississippi's shrinkage
and Louisiana's enlargement is due
to the final decision OF the United
States Supreme Court not to grant
a rehearing in the case between
Louisiana and Mississippi regard
ing the disputed boundary. The
decision OF the court was an.
nounced on Monday in Washing.
ton and the information was at
once received by those who had
fought the legal battle. The de-
cision is one from which Missis-
sippi has no recourse. The boun
Diary between the two States, as
defined in the decision of the court,
rendered March 5, 1906, is and
shall hereafter be the legal boun
Diary between the two States, and
when the court shall have entered
it's decree, the matter will have
been closed, SO far as legal contro-
verey is concerned.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

A man who never turns to look at
pretty woman is a fit subject for the
undertaken.
Ours is truly great and glorious
country, it produces spring chickens
all the year round.
Many good dishwasher has been
spoiled by encountering q piano
teacher who needed the money.
Music may be the food of love, but
after marriage there is apt to be de.
mand for liver and bacon.
It had not been known before that
the Zion City industries included also
an extensive cannery.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

A Denver woman boasts that she
was the first person on record to have
vermiform appendix removed, but the
operation has gotten to be so common
these days that 1t iS no longer consld-
cred a requisite for admission co fash
ionable society circles.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02


During the past fifteen years London
has trebled her debt and doubled her
tax rate
The penalty in Germany for Adulter.
ating food Is six months in prison and
a fine of 1915.
The small steel screws used in
Matchmaking are worth six times
their weight in gold.
Valuable dogs are often vaccinated,
az these animals are quite suscepti-
BILE 10 smallpox.
Ears seldom change in shape after
childhood, although they enlarge
slightly after middle life.
About 5000 species Of turtle and tor.
toises are known. Some of these at
tain very large size.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
IT'S DANGEROUS TO NEGLECT a
GOLD,

How often do we hear it remarked !;
"It's only cold," and few days
later learn that the man is on his back
with pneumonia. This is of such CON-
mon occurrence that a cold, however
slight, should not ee disregarded.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy counter
acts any tendency of cold to result in
pneumonia, and has gained its great
popularity and extensive sale by its
prompt cures of this most common all
ment. 1t always cures and is pleasant
to take. For sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
scIATIcACURED AFTER TWENTY
YEARS OF TORTURE.

For more than twenty years MI. J.
B. Massey, of 1922 Clinton st. Mime
apolis, MINI. was tortured by sCiatica.
The pain and suffering which he en-
dured during this time is beyond com
prehension. Nothing gave him any
permanent relief until he used Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. One application
of that liniment relieved the pain and
made sleep and rest possible, and less
than one bottle has effected perms-
nent cure. If troubled with sciatica
or rheumatism why not try 25c bot.
tie of PAIN Balm and see for yourself
how quickly it relieves the pain. For
sale nv all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
SORE NIPPLES.

A cure may be effected by applying
Chamberlain's Salve as soon as the
child lie done nursing. Wipe it of
with soft cloth before allowing the
child to nurse. Many trained nurses
use this salve with the best results.
Price Csc per box. Sold by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

"What happens when Greek meets
Greek?" asked the teacher. tDey ak
each udder how's de peanut biz" ans :
wered an observant youth.
Obligations, unfortunately, are not
like employees you can't discharge
them by notifying them you have no
further use for them.
Coal operators claim that they are
thinking of the consumers but If they
are it may be only to wonder how
much money the consu mers have
Instead of merely building the
largest battle ship in the world we
should build one larger than the one
that will be built larger than the one
we are preparing to build.
A new Iowa law says every dozen
eggs sold must weigh at least twenty.
four ounces. Presumably any Iowa
hen guilty of laying an egg under two
ounces will be severely punished.
The H norable T. Platt SAYS he
won't run again. Why should he?
He wouldn't have any more chance
than bull-frog would for high glory.
mdJ OO UuC IOdoOu ~ HAS UoSu Q0ClQ
ed against the law to play progressive
euchre in Georgia lie that the game is
too tame for 'em In that state.
A california cherry sold for SlO5 for
charity. Some peaches in the matri-
monial market come much higher than
that, and not for charity. either.
Judging from the dividends they are
drawing Il Q reference to the 'idle
Rockefeller millions" by a Buffalo
newspaper seems off color.
Goodfeilow sorry my wife has an
aggravating habit Of interrupting me
In the middle of sentence. Grouchy--
Humphl Yon are fortunate to be able
TO get so far
According to statistics issued by the.
Trench Society for yths Encourage
NQf Cremation there are now 30
ayies ID Europe and America,
TB8 I25,OOO bodies have been
Tenic.
II iron
No cure
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
MOTIF AS RICH AS ROOKIE
TELLER.

If you had all the wealth Of Rookie
Teller, ths Standard Oil magnate, you
could not buy better medicine for
bowel complaints than Chamberlain IS
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
The most eminent physician can not
prescribe better preparation foy
collie and diarrhoea, both for children
and adults. The uniform success of
this remedy has shown it to be super
Tor to all others. 1t never fails, and
when reduced With water and sweet
ened is pleasanr to take. Every fami.
ly should be supplied with it. Sold by
all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
STOMACH TROUBLES.

Mrs. Sue Martin, an old and highly
respected resident of Faisonia, Mss
was sick with stomach trouble for
more than six months. Chamberlain's
stomach and Liver Tablets cured her,
She says: 81 can now eat anything
want and am proud to find such a
good medicine" For sale by all
dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

What good does it do to eat if your
stomach fails to digest the food? None
1t does you harm-causes beIching
sour stomach, flatulence, etc. When
the stomach fails little Kodol Dys.
pepsia Cure after each meal will digest
what you eat and makes the stomach
sweet sold by st. Clair WyIie DRUG
Co, Tupelo, Miss, and all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

British India has the swiftest river
in the world. 1t is the Sutlej, which
in 1870 miles, has a descent of 10000
feet.
At Quito, the only city in the world
on the line Of the Equator, the sun
sets and rises at six o'clock the year
round.
Among the best needle workers in
the world are the men of japan, their
chief rivals being the women of
Persia.
In Austria man and a woman are
supposed to be capable of conducting
q home of their own from the age Of
fourteen.
In Paris there are no distilleries,
breweries or public houses, and ma
tive wine is the only Intoxicating
beverage used.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

Don't tie cough or cold up in your
system by taking a remedy that binds
the bowels. Take Kennedy's Laxative
Honey aud Tar. 1t is different from
all other cough syrups. 1t is better.
It opens the bowsls-expeIs all cold
from the system, relieves coughs, colds
Group. whooping cough, etc. An ideal
remedy for young and old. Children
like it. Sold by st. Clair Wylie Drug
Co. Tupelo, Miss and all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

Living indoors 80 much during the
winter months creates sort of stuff
fy. want-of ozone condition In the
blood and system generally. Clean up
and get ready for spriug. Take few
Early Risers. These lannon's little pills
cleanse the liver. stomach and bowels
and give the blood chance to purify
itself They relieve headache, ssllow
complexion, etc. Sold by st. Clair
Wylie Drug Co., TupelO, Miss, and all
dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
WRITE uS A LErrER

freely and frankly, telling US all your
troubles. We will send free advice Gin
plain sealed envo.ope). Address: La
dies Advisory Dept. The Chattanooga
Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02
"DUE TO CARDIFF

and nothing else, is my baby girl, now
two weeks DID," writes Mrs. j. p.
West, of Webster City, Iowa. "She
Is a fine, healthy babe and we are
both doing nicely"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

Nothing will relieve indigestion that
is not a thorough digestant. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat,
and allows the stomach to rest-recup-
erate-grow strong again. A few
doses of Kodol after meals will soon
restore the stomach and digestive or.
gans to full performance of their
functions naturally. Sold by St. Clair
Wylie Drug Co., Tupelo, Miss, and all
dealers,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

What lie our opinion on this ques-
tionf' asked the friend. "Let rs nm
derstand each other" rejolned Sena :
tor Sorghum; edo you want my opin-
ion or do you want to know how am
going to voter"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

"What do you think?" That boss
politician says he has divorced him
self from politics. "Then I'll bet he
secured alimony."
In Norway there is a law which
prohibits any person from cutting
down tree unless he plants three
saplings in its place.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

II You ever bought box of Witch
Hazel Salve that failed to give salts
faction the chances are it did not have
the name "E G. Dewitt & Co. print
ed on the wrapper and pressed in the
box. The original Dewitt's Witch
Hazel Salve never fails to give satisfan.
-tion for burns, sores, rolls, letter
and cracked hands. etc. For blind
bleeding, itching and protruding Piles
ii affords almost immediate relief. 1t
stops the pain Sold by st. Clair wy
lie Drug Co., Tupelo. Miss and all
dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

In India there is said to be heavy
gambling on the rain. In Wall street
too, water lie closely associated with
gambling.
The mint at San Francisco was
saved. For the enlightenment OF
Kentuckians it was the government
mint.
Ethel--I rather like that young
Doubleday. He has a good, firm
mouth and chin. Myrtie-G Goodness
Has he been kissing you toOP
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

The artificial production OF emer.
aids is declared to he impossible, by
Professor Verneuill, the first maker OF
artii ;ial rubies.
"Love," says DIR. Emil Reich Of
London, sis the offspring Of godIike
abundance Which may have ten
dency to make young man feel,
when he is settling up for flowers,
bonbons, ETC., that perhaps he was
mistaken after all.
Rumors of Ehonts' resignation from
the Isthmian canal Commission are
going the rounds again. In the ab-
sence OF any authoritative announce
ment on the subject it is inferred Mr..
Shonts will hold on until somebody
else is willing to make dig at it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

Standard Oil has gained control VI
the starch industry. Here is where
the collar wearing man again gets 1t
in the neck.
Four hundred pints OF beer were
drunk by each inhabitant OF Munich
from January to September last, this
being an increase of seventy FIVE pints
over the corresponding period last
year.
France was proud Of her patriotism
when she shipped the indemnity de-
manded by Germany after the Franco
Prussian war, through the conUribu-
tions OF all her people, but it Is indi-
Gated that the French performance will
be far in the rear when this country
sums up the contributions to San. Fran
cisco and the rapidity with which they
were made. Nearly twenty million dol
lars contributed within week Is are.
cord of which this nation has a right
to be proud.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1906-05-02

Shepherds believe the wool on
sleeps back il an unfailing barcme.
ter The curlier the wool the finer
will be the weather.
The soil in China is so rich that a
square mile is said to be capable OF
supporting a population of nearly four
thousand people.
Teacher-A miracle is going against
the natural order Of things. Are mira.
Giles performed to-day? Bright Boy
Yes'm. Teacher-Name one. Bright
Boy-Well, mamma says that papa is
always turning night into day.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-03-09

hotel, after an hour of pleasant chat
and discussing church work few
toasts were offered and responded to
by the press, business men, pastors
and new converts. Responses we're
made by Prof. Stentz and Rey. Low
ry.
At the railway station a large COM
pany of people bade the Evangelists
God speed and gave them q hearty
shake of the hand. The train took
them out of the city while many were
singing, "God Be With You Till We
Meet Again"
AS pastors and church members we
wish to say we believe Rev. Lowry
more nearly fills the place that an
Evangelist should than any man we
have ever met and worked with.
He is prominently Bible preach
er- backing all his statements with
Gods word, and his methods are of q
character to produce the best results,
such as leading professed Christians
to consecrate themselves to personal
work, this was again and again
dwelt upon and suggested until the
Christians of the audience moved out
among the people and led them to the
altar, and thus to Christ. Signed
REV. w. F. FRITZE, G.. M. e.
Rev. OTTO SCHULTZ, Evang.
M. A. GRIFFIN, Baptist.
REV. M. S. HARTWELL. Cong.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-03-09

ALTHOUGH the Kim ball Graph
ic is a democratic paper, and
would naturally be inclined to
sympathize with the insurgents
who seek the disruption of the
republican organization, never
theless it says:
'sTo the disinterested observer, it
looks as though the machine fellows
have the best end of the argument.
The object of the primary law as we
understand it, is to prevent manipu-
lation of elections by what are COM
monty known as the Chooses" But
we cannot see how good government
would be enhanced by turning the pri-
maries over to the manipulation OF a
mob. If Democrats, Populists. Soc
ialists. anarchists and mugwumps are
permitted to vote in republican pri-
maries and thereby make 1t possible
to force republican minority candi-
dates on the republican tickets, 1t
would mean the total disruption OF
the party. The same may be said OF
democratic primaries. It is not likely
that the democrats would stand to
have their ticket named by men who
have but one object in view-the de-
feat of the ticket at the polls.