The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1906-06-21

D0wntown-BoW did Blnkers, the
architect. become so poorf Uptown
He built house for himself.
DressLaaker-And would you have
ieg-of-mutton sleeves. madam Gus
tomer-Most certainly not am a
egetarianl-Punch.
Teaeher-can you tell me the diff
ference between like" and lover"
Small Boy-Yes. ma'am. ! like my
father and mother. but love pie.
conductor-w Why don't you get up
and give that lady a seat1 Passenger
She might say. Thank you" and ]
have a weak heart.-Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Ethel-And are you sure you love
me. Georgef George-suref Ask my
boss. He says II ] don't stop this
dreaming all day long he'll discharge
me.-Puck.
"Yes. old man. we're fixing 10 90 TO
housekeeping; what has been your ex-
perienee with servant girlsT Hush
Come over here where my wife can't
Houston Post
Papa" said Ruth after her first
day at school. Il don't want TO 90 TO
school until learn more. for today
the feaeher asked me ever 50 many
things | didn't know"
Nell-oh. my. Here's a telegram
Z from Jack OF the football team. Bell
What does IL sayi Neli-it says:
-Nose broken. How do you prefer Il
sef-Greek or Roman
Fond wife-You'n think OF me
sometimes while you are away. dearf
Fond Hubby-Nof likely. Didn't the
doctor say ! was 10 20 away for my
health and avoid all worryl-scraps.
Cholly callow-At any rate the for
tune-felier said I had the makeup OF
a gentleman about me. Miss snapper
About your Then why in the world
don't you put the makeup oni-chi-
cago News.
Wonderful thing-fhls eddicafion."
said the old man. -In what wayT
In this way: John knows just enough
Latin. an Greek. an French 70 know
no;hin' az all about maxim a iiyin'r
Atlanta Constitution.
Haven't you ever thought OF going
10 work. asked the farmers wife Of
sAunterlng Sam. "Yes'm.- replied the
veteran tramp: Il thought OF it once
but was deeieeryus at de time
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Meeks-My wife called me up on
the phone six times to-day. Weeks
! What FORT Meeks-The last i've times
were for the purpose Of calling me
J down because didn't answer the frst
time abe called me up.-Phliadelphia
! Inquirer.
} Have you The Art OF Making
, UpY" asked the lady OF the clerk In
, he book store. Il don't think have.
ma'am,- replied the young man. Il
quarreled with my wife week ago.
and can't get her TO say word 10
me.~--Yonkers Statesman.
. see heres" snapped the landlord.
. who had responded to the tenants
hurry call for a plumber. Il thought
you said the water in your cellar was
two feet deep. It's only few inch.
: ca -wen. that's as deep as my two
. feet retorted the tenant. land that's
too much"
e Il don't see what a man wants with
= two wiycs!~ snorted Mrs. Enpeck. as
!. she threw down a paper containing an
= account OF the Smoot case. II don't
!. either" said Air. Enpeck feryently
i II must have been the way he said II
e that made Mrs. Enpcck so mad.-Lou
n lsrille courier-Journal.
, There are great things In store fo'
}. YOU said the .fortune-telier to The
Young man: but there VIII be man,
. obstacles to overcome. There is q
woman continually crossing your path
a large woman with dark hair and
eyes. She will cog your footsteps un
sirsnuiv.s sYes-I know who that Is.
y ~Ah. you have seen herr Yes; she'i
r mv washwoman~ -AfIlwauke SENT
= mel.
II was the wedding day. and the un
u fortunate bridegroom was making hi
exit with the usual accompaniment o
rice and old boots. He snaiched hi
hat from n peg. seized an umbrella
from the hall stand. and was goin'
: out OF the door. when the brides faith
or called after him: you've taken m,
umbrella. Henry. Bring II back
once. I've six daughters. but only on
. good umbrella"
1 Doctor" said the patient Il be
N lieve there's something wrong witt
ia my stomach" mot bit OF IT. re
= Piled the doctor. God made you
!. stomach. and He knows how to max
ssomachs. There's something wronl
A. with the stuff you put into Il. maybe
4. and with the way you stun It In ant
N stamp Il down; but your stomach !
IA ali right And Immediately the pa
- tient discharged him.