New-York tribune., 1906-08-14
WHAT THE NEIGHRoRs SAN.

WHAT THE NEICTHBORS SAY.
She shd isn't 9ra.D, very ..2F pretty and
So can hardly understand
- How she could ever be belle.
She has no money which know
Some mercenary men prefer.
He Isn't merceEary,
wonder what he sees in her
He's homely and he's awkward. too:
At sport awful muff.
Can even make descent blur;
NO business gumption. and 1 hear
His salary is pretty slim.
It certainly seems rather queer
wonder what she sees in him.
He sees she's beautiful and wise,
She sees him handsome brave and strong
she hGKs ihhfGina{ing tbat IN be his does eyes an
Wen if that most deluded pair
Are quite cOntented I sIppOse
IL something that we ought to bear
But that's the way it always goes
Chicago News
The TaXimeter system has been introduced in
LONDON and one Of the papers there asked
cabby how he liked it, You see" said the cab
man frankly, most of likes a bit o. snort
tike my keb out in mornin', an I don't know
whether I'm gon TO mike my yard money or ave
a qud over for meseif. You tike my meanin'?
It's like backin' 'osses." All the ''cabby'' wants
is sporting chance.
The fashionable girl had accepted him and the
Young man was wondering how far his $50 a week
. You must remember that life is all golf and
Why; Of course it isn't" she responded bright
ever 50 man things Louisville Courier Journal
The Edgefed IS. O. Chronicle thus descr,has
a local social function: Mrs Pod Ruggles who
lives down Pea Ridge. has become quite a social
honess- She gave a sassafras tea and pigs feet
luncheon last night to the ladies Of the Tesok,s
Society and it was quite swell affair She wore
her tailor made suit and benecia diamond earbobs
and presided with the grace of a queen. These
Pea Ridge social functions becoming much
talked about in neighbOring towns"
He Found That Out could never understand.
said the solemn person. what is the attraction In
autoing ,.-, "
dafed baad ff9 e the r. with the
Philadelphia Press =
James Webb of Peters. San Joaquin County. Cal
celebrated July q. his 1OOth birthday He was borr
in Kentucky He had thirteen children seven ~
whom survive. the eldest being eighty He has
ifty-One grandchildren about $50 creat-s,.1
children and twenty grandchildren One
hundred OF his descendants attended the celebration
HEREsY
Sylvia goes 10 church to-day
Much her heart it grieveS
That. recusant. stray
Under glancinE leaves
Rightly, she believes.
Does S1st she think think =. His faith is nought"'
What cares he for must and ought.
Deep in meadow grass:
While nde,sne,I the moments It's without thought.
Does she wonder as she kneels
Gravely in her pew.
II into bosom steals
Loves great truths anew.
AS l lie with careless heels
Sunk In moss and dew?
All. my sweet, perhaps l drink
Some religion in
More of Heaven than YOU think
Musing my sin.
Here beside the streamlet's brink
Mid the fern and whin
Pail Mall Gazette.
Instead OF Looking for Another One-.It.s av-s,,
for young man TO lose good opportunity ="
Yes. because he doesn't do anything all the rest
OF his life but lose time talking about it"-Phila-
dephia Ledger
AT the Doctors Club-"Carvus was that Opars
tion you performed on old Hunks successful?''
Successful Yes; stngulaTy So
'Singuarly2 Then he's recovering Is he9''-Sni-
cago Tribune.