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The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

IN A RESTAURANT.
Conversation That Precss = the Or
der For Lone Egg.

Conversation That Precss = the Orr
der For u Lone Egg.
Lizzie, a waiter.
Him, star boarder.
Good morning, Lizzlel--Sot a morn
ing paper handyf"
Nope. The guy oyerta Jennle's Ia
BILE got 1t. Whajugolneta have p eatT'
"Oh, don't hand 1t 10 me so early
When a real nice girl like You comes
around like to talk with her. Us bet
ter than a tonic to talk with you. Liz
zie-it Is, honest"
Jaw, you on your way with the con-
I never seen anybody hand It out the
way you do. You wanta understand
that us girls ls wiser than we look
You're certainly the real jolller. Say
whajugoingta have TO eat?'
Speaking about Jollying, you aln'i
got far to go yourself to get under the
wire. Didn't hear you hand line Of
CUFF to the old gentleman with the side
whlskers last night that would make
the other girls feel like their education
had been neglected? Who is he, Liz
zie?"
"Oh, certain party; friend of mine
He used to know my mother In Font
du Lac. He comes In here to ca
cause he knows he'll allus get gooS
service at my table. Say, hustle u
with the order. The boss is plpin' u
off Yuknow It's against the rules 4
talk with our customers"
well, Lizzie, how are the eggs thi
morning Nice and fresh2"
"Sure they's freshest like som
guys | know You don't suppos
we're givin' bad aigs with these fiftee
cent meals, do youf How'll you hav
your aig eookedY
my whatf'
Your aig, said"
Just one poor lonely egg-is that
| | getf Bring an encore with 1t, LII
zie. Tell the cook you've got an II
valid boarder whose doctor says i
must eat two eggs every. morning
You'll do 1t for me, won't you. Lizf'
"Well, what else doye wantf'
ANY bacon left over from yeste
| day.
Sure. We're allus long on baco
Wanteny potatoesY
French fried. but not In axle greas
Lizzie Say. Liz, I'll bet this Joii
would blow up II a piece of butter eyi
found its way in here"
Jaw, quit knoekin' You'll be wantI
us to print the malnyoo in French nez
| If you don't like our butter bring aloi
your own. That's the way some gu,
does, an you hain't no better ths
them"
my, what long tail our cats 60
Well, Lizzie, bring me my egg-pardf
me, my eggs-a little crisp bacon. son
toast, and We'll call it square" "
"wanteny cawfeeT
"Yes, II YOU choose to call lt2a
L,zAie. It's a beautiful morning, isn
i ~ s.sae abee Sentinel
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12
HONOR BRIGHT TOMATO.

becomes waxy white, then light yellow
and finally rich red. 1t is particu-
larry long keeper If picked when
yellow 1t may be shipped in barrels, and
in cool place will keep for several
weeks. 1t makes excellent preserves.
When ripe the flesh Is tender and melt
ing.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

The gunpowder trust has a grip on
Uncle Sam and Is charging 20 cents q
pound for what costs 30 cents, and the
administration is so fond Of buying
powder that no matter what the pow
der costs Il must have IT, II Il omlnous
that the powder trust IL hnnopollzed
by the Duponts. the leadlnl Republic
an politicians Of Delaware. ow much
the trust paid TO the Repul m cam
paign fund VIII be another andal TO
be exposed In due time
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

Gunner-They say this book entitled
"A Step Backward" was inspired. l
wonder where the author ever got his
inspiratiOnf
Guyer-Oh, | guess he watched wo-
man stepping Off street car.-Balti-
more Sun.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

Honor Bright tomato, of which
American Agriculturist submits the
distinctive features. While growing 1t
is a light green, toward maturity 1t
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12
Very Plain.

81 notice." said the carplng critic
that In this ode to liberty you say:
1.-THE message came to the listening land.
The winds of heaven bore on each word
And hill and valley and plain and strand
Were glad for the marvel of what the5
heard"
Yes, SIR" replied the hopeful poet.
But how In the name of sense can q
land hear?"
I-er-I suppose land has frontiers,
hasn't itT'-Judge.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

Judge hat2 Aren't you the man
let or yesterday on your promise to
keep soberf
Prisoner-Yes, your honor. celebrat-
ed the event.-New York Press.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

"Ya-As, sur, when An skinned nah
cards an seen dem TO- aces All raised
de opener"
AN wot did he dor
"Den he opened de razorr'- Phlladel-
phla Press.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

He is too good for this world"
Yes, or any other"
'stih, II he We're marred a trlfie he
might do Tor Mars" A
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12
Use For His Skin.

''The acrobat is suing the manager
for damages"
HAS be a good caseqp
'No; he hasn't a leg to stand on"
Lucky for him he Is 80 sklllful In
standing on his hands,"
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

If Mark Twain succeeds our only
Chauucey as United States senator
from New York he win surely have the
grace 10 repeat Thomas Jcfferson's
epgram on Benjamin Franklin when
be succeeded him rs American minis.
ter to France; NO one can replace
him am only his successor"
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12
ADVERTISING Rates

display advertising So cents per
inch per month. Locals cents PEE
Inch. Legal advertising at legal ra "a e :
Small discounts on long time contracts
Resolutions of respect, obituaries Ne
etc. over ten lines at local rates. "a
tees of entertainment, etc where au-
mission is charged. cents per line
All bills payable monthly.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

II must be CALLING to those scared In
aurnnce trustees who refunded those
political contributions to the treasures
or the companies out Of their private
purses to learn from District Attorney
Jerome that they did not have to give
70 the goods, for the law can't hurt
them,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

Johnny-w What's silence. M eddy3
Freddy-its what YOU An't bear
when you listen.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

A lawyer was talking about Elm
Roots legal talent
'He shone in courtroom" sni1 ID
lawyer. Prom the beginning Of b
career he shone, He had a gift
humor too. One day he was cross e.
aiming young woman.
"'How old are your he said.
''The young woman hesitated.
Don't hesitate" said Mr. Roo
The longer you hesitate the older you
grow New York Tribune.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

Not money. but the love OF Il. Is the
root Of evil The rie' use OF money
brings only good.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

II Is good thing to have an opinion
and better 70 keep Il to yourself.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

Matrlmony IS high priced, but alllno-
ny comes higher
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

sumers, but the Tariff Protects the
Trusts-HOw Cotton and shoddy Are
Mixed With Wool For the Poor,
While the Rich Wear Imported
WOOIens.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1906-05-12

The church upon whose heart lies
heaviest this burden, the burden of the
common people; the church that is
struggling to upllft them, to inspire
them with hope and encouragement;
the church that is actually getting be
meath the load that they are not able
to carry and helping to carry ii with
them, is the church that twenty-five
years from today viii not only have
tits grip upon the common people, but
will have its grip also upon the
wealthy. DR.. Len G. Broughton,
Baptist, Atlanta, Ga.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16
| POOR FARM FOR
WARD COUNTY
Commissioners Will Submit Dues.
ton Of Selling Hospital to the
People and Investing Money in
Large Farm for County
Charges.

The county commissioners have
| decided to submit the question Of
disposing of the county hospital
to the highest bidder for cash at
the election in November. One
of the commissioners informed
the Independent that the county
hospital has been a source Of an
1noyance to the county ever since
it's opening. He states that the
Hospital Association did not live
up to it's contract, to the letter
compelling the county to pay for
fuel, lights, etc. He further
stated that a number Of the ply
sicians were not satisfied with the
conditions as they existed. The
commissioners notified the asso-
citation Friday that for the pres
ent the county would take charge
of the hospital, and Miss Marten-
son, who has been the matron for
several months, was engaged by
them. The commissioners be-
lieve that it would be much bet
ter for the county to dispose of
the hospital buildings, real estate
and equipment for enough money
to puschase a poor farm. One
commissioner states that the hos
pital would sell for enough to buy
a half section close to Minot, and
enough money would be left 60
erect suitable buildings, includ-
ing we'll equipped hospital for
the poor. The real estate would
be increasing in value continu-
ally, besides the farm should be
self-sustaining. Ii a poor farm
is purchased. many of the county
charges could assist in taking
care Of the farm. Stock could be
kept and crops could be tended
to. A large garden would supply |
many of the necessaries for their
existence. In fact it is believed
that many of the county charges
would seek a livelihood elsewhere
if compelled to work. These
thoughts are worthy Of consid-
Grafton.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16
Public Auction Sale.

will sell at public auction on
my place two and hall miles
southeast OF Minot. on Satur-
day, August IS, 1906, at 10
O'Clock a. M. the following pro-
perty:
One house and lot in the city
OF Minot, located on Valley
street. Z mich cows, one bull,
ten calves, one team horses, six
pigs, 100 chickens, one good
wagon, one good sleigh, one
buggy one harrow. two sets har-
ness. one single harness, ten tons
hay, one quarter section ofland,
ten acres timber with house and
barn. One good range, one
good heater. one laundry stove,
half dozen dining room chairs,
three rockers, half dozen kitchen
dozen dining room chairs,
three rockers, hall dozen kitchen
chairs. one new extension table,
one dresser. and all kinds OF
household goods too numerous
to mention.
Dinner will be served at - NJ.
Don't forget the date.
Terms OF sale: Anything $40
and under cash, and over that
a years time will be
given at 10 per cent interest pro-
1iding good security is given.
Mr.. AND Mrs. DANIEL JOHNSON.
S.9-2t H. 7. Dollof. Auctioneer.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16
CHICAGO LIVE
STOCK MARKETS
Special Letter From BowIes Live
Stock Commission Co.

Union Stock Yards, Aug. II, O6.
CATTLE-About 10000 range
cattle arrived here this week and
prices show a general advance Of
10c as compared with a week
ago. The eastern shippers as
we'll as local buyers have bought
freely, although the local killers
were the only buyers in the trade
that would take the plain and
medium light rangers. These
common cattle show no improve
ment over last week. Best range
steers selling at $5.15 against
S.. 40 a week ago, but the quality
of the cattle more than made up
the difference in the price. The
bulk Of the large beeves brought
$40 and $4.6O. The w. l..
Richords steers Wednesday av.
1860 lbs, brought S.. Is. The SO
head of the J. E. Utterback cat
tie sold Wednesday at $500 av.
1886 lbs. The other steers in
this shipment sold at $3.50 and
S4.6O av. 1896 to 1456 lbs. and 10
tailings av. 1348 lbs. at $780,.
The COWS in this shipment sold
for $3.50 and $3.50 av. 1925 to
HOP lbs. The L. w. Stacy cattle
sold Wednesday at $40 av. 1910
lbs, and the COWS at 1896 av.
1865 lbs. The C. J. Hysham
steers sold at $4.75 av. 1880 lbs. !,
and the cows at So. 40 and SO. 60
av. 884 to 1858 lbs. The J. A..
Barr cattle brought $40 av. 995
to 1898 lbs, the B. Wibaux $3.50
and S4.40 av. 1861 lbs to 1850 lbs.
The Matadors sold at $500 av.
1150 lbs, with a few tailings at
81. The Western ranches Da-
kota- Texas sold Tuesday at 81. 80
with a few tailings at $500, the
J. M. Sherton at 81. 80 av. 1911
lbs, the Parmelee Co., Is steers
NV. 1888 lbs. at $3.50 and 49
steers av. 1913 lbs. at 81. The
H. Burns Wyoming feeders av.
1922 lbs. at a.. 10.
SHEEP Montana and Idaho
are furnishing the bulk Of the
offerings in the sheep house. A
food sized string Of North Da.
kotas have arrived from the
Dickinson country this week, in.
GLIDING a large proportion OF
breeding ewes. These were sold
to country buyers at $3.50 pei
cwt. av. around 80 lbs. The fat
end of these ewes sold to the
killers at $4.75 and $500, the
killers refusing to pay over IS,
while the country was willing to
pay up to $3.50 for the same
stuff for breeding purposes. They
were good average North Dakota
stuff.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16

Every farmer should use print
ed stationery. Send us $1.00
with your name and address and
we Will mail you 100 sheets Of
fine paper and one hundred best
envelopes printed up in the latest
style. We are doing a great
deal of Job work for the farmers.
Remember that we also do all
kinds OF fancy printing such as
wedding stationery, calling
cards, announcements, invita-
tons of all kinds, besides letter
heads, statements, booklets,
notes, legal blanks of all kinds,
briefs and abstracts, and in fact
everything that is printed in an
up-to-date printery. Our prices
are always right and your work
is always done in neat manner.
Our Job department is always a
very busy place. tt.
There is nothing SO pleasant as that
OIA6uIs CuccIAOA, az pooC0- o-WOA4O
feeling when you sit down to your break
fast: There is nothing so conducive to
good work and good results. The healthy
man with a healthy mind and body is q
better fellow, better workman, bet
ter citizen than the man or woman who
is handicapped by some disability, how
ever slight: A slight disorder of the
stomach will derange your body, your
! Nnf
away from the morbidness and the
blues. Keep your stomach in tune and
both your brain and body will respond.
Sittle indiscretions Of overeating can be
easily corrected and you will be sur
prised to see how much better man you
are. Try little Kodol For Dyspepsia
after your meals. Sold by Mccoy l.
Co., Druggists.
M1NoT FURNITURE COMPANY
does uphostering, couches,
lounges, chairs. ETC., OF leather
or any kind OF upholstering
goods. We make mattresses,
picture frames, furniture polish,
and mirrors. Call on or phone
315. Minot Furniture Co. 1882
A frst-class horseshoer will do
your work at this blacksmith
shop. Race horses speciality.
General blacksmithing on short
notice and at right prices. Jase
Hunt, Minot, N. D., opposite
Scofeld livery barn. tt
A world OF truth in few words:
"Nearly all other cough cures are con-
stipating. especially those containing
opiates. Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar moves the bowels. Contains no
opiates.' You can get it at Mccoy d
Co.'S, Druggists.
FOR SALE-Five full blood Durham
and Shorthorn Bulls, from l to years
old, also 6 head of horses, weight 1900;
and year old. Inquire or write
began Bros, Minot, N. e., Sec. 10-154-
81. 6-2s-tf
ENGINE BARGAINs-We have several
first-class rebuilt traction engines for
sale at bargain. We will trade for .
good piece Of land or sell very reason
ably for cash, or good notes. Write for
full particulars.
Larsen & Carpenter
7-26-8-15 Crookston, MINI.
Why does the sun burn? Why does q
mosquito sting? Why do we feel un-
happy in the Good Old Summer Time?
Answer. we don't. We use DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, and these little ills
don't bother US. Learn to look for the
name on the box to get the genuine.
Sold by McCoY L. Co., Druggists.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16
EDITORIAL COMMENT.
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.

CoNGREssMAN-A. j. Gronna of Nelson, T. F. Marshall,
OF Dckey.
GovERNoR-E. Y Sares, of Traill
LIEUTENANT GovERNoR-R. s. Lewis, of Cass.
TREAsURER-A. Peterson. Of Sargent.
AUDIToR-H. L. Holiness of Pembina.
SECRETARY OF STATE-Alfred Baisdel, of Ward.
INSURANCE CoMMssoNER-E. G. Cooper, of Grand Forks
ATTORNEY GENERAL-T. F. McCue, of Foster.
SUPREME COURT JUsTICEs-D. E. Morgan, of Ramsey and
John knauf, OF Stutsman.
COMMISSIONER AGRcULTURE-W c. Gilbreath Of Norton
RAILROAD CoMMssloNERs-C. S. Desem, of LaMoure Erck
Stafne, OF Richland and Charles Westby, of Pierce.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16

ATTORNEY GENERALLY F. McCue, OF Foster.
SUPREME COURT JUsT1cEs-D. E. Morgan OF Ramsey and
! John knauf, of Stutsman.
AGRIcULTURE-WC Gbreath, OF Norton
RAILROAD COMMISSIONERS S. Diesem of LaMoure Erick
stafne OF Richland and Charles Westby, OF Pierce.
The Banner Wheat State M ' Hs 5 pc ths
crops makes the that North Dakota this wear the
predicts yield heavier than
1t indeed likely that from this North Dakota will stand
tme give way diversified agriculture
raising Southern and south central Minnesota show this
fecea by diversified work and dairying.
first and when the final compiled the
ment North Dakota showed wheat total 600 bushels
will be entirely keeping with the tendency things this
gin is little wider this year.
place at the head Of the wheat column will then stand first
duction not approached by any other state.
All Like the Farm MIR FeF DO vo 6 s
ed farm wish to become y chap when he becomes
kind father and mother look after his welfare and where his
moral influences the best and embsrks in kind Of
than left the and gets much than enough
week to and
boy always to the 'front.' for he is not afraid
how he in the city, there day
esS
chicken
where he raise CHICKENS with his own hands.
Sad Oil Trust r6m gsSn s6s snd made
valuable for food for before also be made from
other from and number other vegetables
ss a9oa sP Sss 5es
heating power 1t sad day for the Standard Oil
% sH @
strongly favor of the BILL and the
no as the alcohol to free OF tax must
Res Tear Down Fences RspG has that es+g good lima
the who had fenced land have all
the fences Major uidekoper and his fined
and sentenced term prison for fencing land owned by
who cut the pine and cedar along the Little Missouri
tis quite evident that the work done ranchers and the
trees used for posts in fencing this land.
Pleasant Dream man from Iowa Tho ods visiting ad friend
morning thought was back at his old
home When he awok he gazed the window realizing
such fine looking wheat in Iowa The oats
SO luxurious The cattle yonde field fat for the
fed OF Iowa. This must be North Dakota the land
milk and honey And so it He brot reaza-
ton of the real thing.
Mn III Miles Nearer party Of is now going
Gently surveyed from Esmond to Minot They will the
low little while It is well established that the Northern
there Mnot build connecting line between oberon and
AnetaDevs Lake extension That will bring Minot about IL
miles the cities and III effect make this the main line
for through traffic from the coast.
Prosperity so 1kes and N Ss
The
conditions been favorable and result the sheep
rn ss 1ssn vail e To
them in luxury for the balance Of their natural lives
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16

An Fra NJ posDav North Dakota and Montana sheep
NJ" liz " OsPo' enjoying the greatest
pe in the history Of the the west
who have been debt for will be able pay off all
cages and will retire this with ample funds keep
them luxury the balance of their natural lives
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16

V' y" "sS "SuS' second time the line which was
Gently surveyed from Esmond Mnot They will
ton ine for the and graders
low in little while 1t is well established that the Northern
has bought this branch Of the Northern Pacific
there to Mnot and build connecting line between Oberon
AnetaDevs Lake extension. That will bring Minot about
miles the Cities and make the main line
for through traffic from the coast
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16

valuable for food before 1t also be
other from potatoes and number other vegetables
After the OF January the will be removed and
farmers the west make their alcohol for lighting
heating and sad day for the Standard Oil
big the farmers OF the The farmers Of this
strongly favor of the BILL and the
the alcohol to be free Of be
made undrnkable
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16
Ranchers Tear Down Fences

oo o0" o"o0o ranchers in the western
the who had fenced land have secured all
idle they could and buy engaged tearing down
the fences since udekoper and his fined
and sentenced for fencing land owned
Uncle sam Government agents are at trying to ascertain
who the and cedar from along the Little Missouri
quite that done by ranchers and the
trees used for posts in fencing this land.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-08-16

I Pe3f3hf IT63m
0u'u" o'ou" the country Minot, had pleasant
dream the other morning and thought he back his old
home When he awok gazd the window realizing
where he really and exclaimed Why this can't
such fine looking wheat Iowa The
luxurious The cattle yonder field fat for the
fed cattle Of Iowa. This must be North Dakota the land
milk and honey And He brot to realza-
ton Of the real thing
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-03-03
LINCOLN HOME ROTTEN; DENEEN

charge, in effect, is that as president
of the bank, | signed a report to the
controller. which report it is now al
legged, is false. The report in question
would ordinarily have been signed by
the cashier, but by reason of his tenn
porary absence, it was signed by me as
a matter of course. The report refer
red TO, however, was undoubtedly cor
rect in every particular. These facts
will be clearly established by the evi-
dence if the case reaches a stage when
evidence is produced. | believe, how
ever, a more thorough evidence of
facts by the department of justice and
a comparison of the report with the
books of the bank will convince the de-
rartment that its action is uncalled for
and cannot be sustained"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-03-03
THREE NEWSPAPERS TELL
NEWS; ARE INDICTED
ST. Paul Press Defendant in Action
Which Will Test Law Barring
Details of Hanging.

St. Paul, Mimi, March 3.-The gran
jury last evening returned indictments
against the three st. Paul newspapers,
the Pioneer Press. Dispatch. and News.
for reporting the recent hanging in this
city of William Williams. The John
Day Smith law. so called in honor of
the details of q hanging. The newspa
pers are permitted simply to announce
that the execution took place.
The papers are indicted as corpora
tions. Violation of the law is pro
nounced a misdemeanor. The case will
be taken 70 the supreme court and the
law tested. The statute has been IN
force nearly ten years. and this is the
first time the newspapers have been
dealt with for violating it.