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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-05-21
Clever Little Stories

"My SON., said the strict mother,
at tho end of a moral lecture, II want
you to be exceedingly careful about
your conduct. Never, under any cir
cumstances. do anything which you
would be ashamed to have the whole
world see you doing" The small boy
turned handspring, with u whoop
Of delight.
what in the world is the matter
with you? Are you orazy?" demand
ed the mother.
| NOM" was the answer. I'm
jes' so glad that you don't spec ME
to take no baths never any more!"-
May Lippincott's Magazine.
An old farmer was skeptical as to
whether people WHO were miles apart
could really talk to each other over
telephone wire.
One day his wife went to make a
visit to disraut friend who had tel
ephone in ner house. During the after
noon the farmer visited a nesr peiph-
Dor who also boasted house tele-
phone, and who persuaded the farmer
to call up his wife as little surprise.
Following Instructions, he put the
receiver to his ear. and, after the US
ual prelimins-ies, he shouted:
Hello, Jane."
Just then flash of lightning caused
by the heat of the summer soay struck
the wire and he fell lsprawling to the
floor. The neighbor was chagI iued
that the old iman should meet with
such all accident on his first trial of a
telephone, and assured him that sucn
a thing would not happen except III
case of storms. But the farmer wos
convinced of the possibilities Of COM
munication. however, and would not
try again. He rose to his feet, and.
shaking his head knowingly, said:
Gus wonderful. That was Jane, all
| i!ht Ladies' Home Journal.
1t hes been said, according to the
Cleveland Leader. that a boy who
goes through school and college with.
out Dickname must have lacked some
of the elemsnts of popularity. The
Hon ,.Wilfred Hosford and his wife,
however, did not believe i'll nicknames.
nor did they intend their boy to have
one if they could prevent it.
Il! Twas never Known as will or
Willy" said Mr.. Hosford, with dig.
nifty. land l see no reason why my
on. Wiltrsd Sawtell HosfoId, should
receive either of those names or the
still more Objectionable one of Bill. !"
Wilfred SawteIl Hosford wss deli
cate or the first item years OF his life,
and received his education at the
hands of grave young tutor. He
grew stronger as time went on, and at
the age % 2::entered the public school.
On his return from the first session
he was solemnly questioned by mis- par
ents.
1.-The boys are going to like me,
guess" said Wilfred, eagerly. They We
got nickname for me already"
Mrs. Hosford ,,shudaered and the
Hon. Wilfred looked stern.
do youssmean to.say YOU enjoy be-
ing called Willy or BILE" he asked,
in his deepest tone.
"Ob, they've got better name than
those said the boy, with broad
GRIN. 1.-THE smartess fellow i'll the
class, Sandy Lane, thought it up al
most right off as soon as he heard my
name. They're going to call me Saw
Hoss.
"a fence lasts three years-a dog
lasts three fences-a horse three dogs
and a man three horses. p. S.. A
bargain may last three hours-hardly
.~.... 49,, 49, - ;t 10 wall a n vortisad
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-05-21

"a fence lasts three years-a dog
lasts three fences-a horse three dogs
and a man three horses" p. s.: A
bargain may last three hours-hardly
more than that of it is we'll advertised
80 it is best to Tread the ads. quick
ly." Daily World advertising pays
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-05-21

When married woman loses her
temper her husband usually fails it.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1906-05-21

~AHEN came the weariest time Of
waiting the brethren had ever
known, or We're to know, al
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13
TRUTH

for the people. He is the man who
won the admiration of the whole world
by his calm, sure, just, and relentless
probing of insurance evils; who won
that admiration again when he re-
fused Mr.. Jerome's request to assume
prosecution, since he was engaged in
impartial investigation; who has kept
that admiration steadily with every
thing he has said, since the people
first began to demand his nomination.
His nomination could not be prevented
by the politicians, because the people
were aroused, the Republican bosses
enfeebled and defeated, and the presi-
dent of the United States excited over
a situation which foreshadowed des-
perate struggle about to rend his ma
tive state; struggle in which both
men stood for reform, and one for
honesty; in which both men stood for
improvement in the laws, and one
quietly, with devotion, and with no
wish for office; the other with noise,
personal ambition, dickers with dele
gates, and appeals to hatred The
whole world admires the one. Those
who best understand journalism and
politics distrust the other. The stand
ards are the same. Under which
standard bearer will the people
march?
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

The newspapers say there is likely
to be international difficulties between
the United States and Mexico on ac-
count of the creation of the Salton
sea from the waters of the Colorado
river by some freak of nature, or
some change in the subterranean
waterways resulting from the seismic
disturbances. If any international
difficulties arise the United States will
demand nothing more than simple
justice, and that tempered with mercy.
If any more is demanded by her OPP
ponents she is big enough and strong
enough to take entire control of the
situation, and big enough and gener
Gus enough to do the right.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13
POOR PATRICIA!

The following from the pen of G.
M. Jackson of the State Journal over
flows with human interest:
Patricia, princess of Connaught,
namesake of Ireland's patron saint,
jolly, winsome, pretty, smart, bonny
Patricia, who told the king of Spain
she would not wed him, is engaged to
marry Grand Duke Michael, brother
to the car of Russia.
Wirra, wirra! Sure, there ought to
be a wailng from the water-washed
cliffs of Mayo to the mountains in
Sligo; from the downs of Roscommon
to the hills of Galway; from Castelar,
to Carrick-on- Shannon, and from Der
rycorth to Rossmore. To think of Pa
tricia, bonny colleen that she is, mat
ing with one of the spawn of the house
of Romanoff Arrumusha, and also
Och Hone!
Some O yez may think this is writ
ten in a spirit of josh. Bad scran to
tn likes av yez it's wrong that ye are.
There's just enough Irish red blood
runn,n' in tn veins av tn writer to
almost make him wish twas the obit-
uary av tn girl he was writin', in
sthead av her betrothal notice, bad
luck to tn day. To think av a young
woman wit tn eyes of her, the hair
av her, tn bright smile av her, tn
sinse av her, BEN yoked fer life to
wan av whom no man can think with
out mentally givin' expression to tn
thought in his heart-Honoi mon
Dioul!
Oh, Patsy, Patsy, how could you do
it? When they mentioned it to you
why didn't you fling yourself down on
sofa and kick with your pretty feet
and say you would never, never, never
consent to leave dear, dear old Ireland
to be the consort of a duke whose peo-
pie are governed, not by love, but by
bullets and bayonets? That you would
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

Some of those on the police force
during the past nine months have
risen from penury to comparative
wealth. They have in that short pc
rlod acquired property besides living
on the fat of the land and providing
lavishly for more wives" than the law
allows.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13
THE LITTLE THINGS
SMALL CoURTESIES WOMEN LIKE
AND EXPECT FROM MEN.
About All That Is Left for the Sterner
Sex to Do, the Rest Nay Safety
Be Left to Woman
kind.

The woman said chivalry was dead
The man acquiesced and said it was
all the fault of women themselves.
You see," he went on, you won.
en- have become so ind endent that
there is little left for IN to do for
you. You can do almost everything
for yourself nowadays, and we have
been forced into the position of stand
ing one side and watching you
There's hardly thing l can do for
you but what you can do for your
self, and / feel absolutely foolish Of
fering to do things. For instance.
what is the use of me helping you off
and on a car when you golf, bowl,
walk miles and, in fact, e more ath-
letic than l am? It's really presump'
tuous of me to think of Offering my
aid.
why should rush to take you to
the theater when you run into mat
inee whenever you feel like 1t? l can
not even order dinner better than
you can. You are so used to ordering
when you are on a shopping trip or
are delayed downtown for some rea'
son, that my menu would not be so
good as yours. Why should pre-
some to hustle to hail a handsom
when you have done it 100 times your
self and do it better and more grace
fully than l do? Why should ! brow
beat the conductor who gave you
bad nickel in change when I've heard
you tell again and again how you
had given such individuals a piece OF
your mind on similar ocCa sions?
why should ever suppose you are
pleased to get flowers from me when
you proudly boast that you earn
money enough to buy your own flow
ers whenever you feel like it? Then
there's the matter of confectionery.
You discover the new candies the min
ute they are on the market and buy
sample before I have got wind that
there is an thing new.
Time was when yor g girl never
went driving unless young man took
her. Now you go out to livery stable
and hire rig whenever you have the
| desire to take a little spin, and, OF
course, feel that Pm offering you
| go driving. You even automobile, sc
| there's no pleasure in asking you out
| in a machine. | can't even offer you
| new books to read, for ten chances
to one you get hold of them before
do.
$50 what is there left for the men
to &c? You women yourselves have
shown us how Unnecessary certain lit
tie attentions are, so we naturally
| have shrurk from Offering them"
Just then the woman dropped her
| handkerchief, and the man stopped to
| pick it up.
That's what you can do" she said.
| Those little things that show you are
| thoughtful and considerate, and well
readily forgive you for not doing the
big things which you say all we WON
| en- can do for ourselves"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

The Republican candidate in New
York, Mr. Hughes, Golfers says, is
the lawyer who, by powerful work
against the coal trust, first gave the
spectacle of New York lawyer of
high rank actually using his talents
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

The Tribune and Telegram are max
ing records as defenders of thugs,
thieves and cut-throats. Does Elder
Weir and the Ministerial association
endorse their course?
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

1t appears that the police graft ex-
tends even to the heather Chinee
The fan tan gamblers are forced to
contribute to the private purses of the
coppers.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

them that while you have been q bit
frivolous and gay and perhaps neg
lectful of what you should have done
for the dependent, at the same time
you would rather mate with one o.
your own race than be the bride of one
whose every breath here has cost a
human life? Oh, Patsy, why didn't
you tell them that the hills and valleys
and bright lakes and rivers of the EN-
erald Isle were worth more to you than
the whole damned empire of Russia,
with it's millions of graves and its
millions of brute beasts, who will utter
a groan for every pleasure you enjoy
there? Oh, Patsy dear, why didn't
you say that the plain, homely, honest
sincere old "Soggarth-Aroon" of home
was better man nor the drunken sot
who calls himself a priest in the land
where you're going?
Sure, we're worrit about you, Patsy,
dear. First av all, we don't like tn
idea of dilutin tn blood av hundred
kings that flows through your blue
veins by minglin' it with the melted
snow that moves sluggishly from wan
portion av tn Russian body to tn
other. Ills improvin' tn Russian yell
be doin' Patsy, but, wisha, think av tn
damage done to tn Irish An, whisht,
darl,nt. Plat do We get by it? TIL
title av duchess. Shure, ye're a prin-
cess now, an wan might bether be a
princess in Ireland than a czarina in
Russia, because there's more JOY
among tn downs an tn fells an tn
lakes an tn dells av tn little green
land to which you'll go an freeze till
tn end av yer days.
Oh, Patsy, yen never know tn sor.
row an tn anguish we've caused us
When we said ye'd wed tn duke We
stuck a dagger in tn heart av livery
wan of us. Ye might have married a
| Spaniard, because they're hot-blooded
at times. Ye could have mated with
an Englishman, because even they has
their warm moments. By all tn pow
ers, We could have tied up wild an
Orangeman had We stayed at home
an divil a ha'porth we'd cared so long
as ye'd been wild us.
Oh, Patsy, Patsy Core av oul
hearts, It's grieved We are to see We
leave tn home av yer childhood
phere tn men an tn women are borr
with love an compassion in theil
hearts; phere the sun dances on Cara
an tn moon lights up the purple hill
tops of Croaghmoyle We shall miss
you, mavourneen, we shall miss you
The flowers in tn fields av Bally
macurty will lose their beauty wher
ye're away, an tn blossoms on tn
hills at Slahan will be afther havin
no perfume. There1l be no music il
tn song av tn birds at Ballyfarnan an
tn thrill av tn larks at Cloonee will
no longer delight our sowls. Fare
well, Patsy av Connaught, Collier
Aroon.
eve dislike to take the romance out
OF this artir but &C n matte, 90 g. -.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

mother is a daughter of one of the
beggar princelings of Germany No
Irish blood flows in her veins, but
Jacksons story is a good one just the
same)
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-10-13

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subscribed for. the publication should be
notified BY letter two weeks more before
the term expires
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Postmasters sending subscriptions to TRUI H
may retain "a per cent of s'ibscr ption price
as commissI'u.
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John w. Hug Editor and m anaser

Entered June ~. 1909. at Salt Lake City. Utah
as second class matter under act of Congress
of March 3. 1879
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-04-05
Boston Daily Page advertising Readers
Get Us Store Your Furs

Experience has proven that cold dry
o
by this method of Cold Storage the natural
OF vaporaed
ful information
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-04-05
Basement Dept Specials
For Jhs Two Days Only
Friday and Saturday

Articles seasonabe and useful at all times time
than the perhap-any have received
lots of things which entirely cleaned of
by great February Sale and this opportunity
bring them to your attention again.
on "a q
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-04-05

LIpPED PRESERVE KETTLES
ail.at., reg price. 15c., special t2o.
s-at., reg. price f8o., special 40.
4-qt., reg. price 2oc., special t8o.
SGT, req. price 26c., special t8o.
Got. reg. price 27c.. special 21o.
SGT, reg, price 3Ic., special $50.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-04-05

CHTLDREN'S AND MISSES
Confirmation OF Party Dresses in a fun
assortment OF Lawns. French Net,
Null and Swiss Muslin. also White
Sailor Suits and Serge Peter Thomson
Models.
NT-SECOND FLOOR ERoNT
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-04-05
Jterlnq Enamel l)are- aluminium Finish

We sole Providence Agents for this best of all
Enameed Wareevery piece absolutely guaranteed to be
free from any poisonous deliterous substance
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1906-08-03
$4,000 TOURISTS
COMING

The Promotion Committee eS-
meets this large number OF tour
lists TO arrive and suggests that
the citizens OF Honolulu beauu1y
their grounds and particularly
to paint their residences This
large number OF travellers may
not arrive in one year, but some
of this number viii undoubtedly
be here this season. A little paint
applied by Stanley Stephenson d
the painter, not only preserves
your property, but viii impress
the visitors with the neatness and
good taste OF our citizens
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1906-08-03
SEALED TENDERS.

Proposals viii be received at the Of
fee Of the County Clerk Of the County
Of Oahu. Honolulu. until IL o'clock
noon of August I. 1866. for the ma
cadamizing of a portion Of the waiaIae
road
Specifications may be obtained at the
office Of the County CLERK
All proposals shall be for price per
square yard OF finished roadway and
each proposal shall be accompanied by
a certified check for TWO Hundred
Fifty Dollars (s25o.oo). Proposals shall
be in a sealed envelope addressed TO
the Cha irnan Of Committee on Roads,
Bridges and Parks. endorsed Tender
for Macadamizing waialae Road"
The Board Of Supervisors reserve
the right TO reject any and all tenders
received
d. KALAUOKALANI, JR-.
County Clerk, County Of Oahu.
74s1-Jaly 81; Aug. !. 2, ;, 4. s, Z.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1906-08-03
REYNOLDS WILL SUE
OCEANIC STEAMSHIP C(l.

And .now comes floating back from
the mainland coast a story that T. B.
Reynolds has carried his propensity
for getting into picturesque kinds of
trouble and generally contributing 10
the gafety Of nations with him. III.
Reynolds left here on the Oceanic
steamer Alameda. after announcing
that he did not intend 10 go, in the first
place-and III the second place that he
would make ali kinds Of trouble for
people here when he came back here.
II would APPEAR. as the stories go,
that Mr. Reynolds was not satisfied
with the service that he got on the
Alameda, nor with the fare, nor with
the management of the boat generally
Accordingly, he complained To the chief
steward, and then 10 the captain Just
what his specific complaint was is not
related. but there did not have TO be
a great deal of ground for It. It was
Reynolds thstt was doing the complain
ing
His grievance was not satisfactorily
adjusted. at all events, and he carried
il ashore with him. and il is said has
threatened I'D sue the Oceanic Steam
strip Company for damages, and 10 libel
the Aiameda itself
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1906-08-03
BAND OF IGAR0TTES
DANCES FOR BOhOL ULU

a band n y Igarottes, members of
a Filipino trIbe living in the interior OF
the islands. are passengers aboard the
transport Sherman, en- route 10 their
native land
over a year ago an army officer con-
ceived 1he idea Of taking the party 10
tr,a states. and there exhibiting them
The show vas a great success. from
.,a Drou,oter's standpoint. but the poor
Irarottes got never a payday and to-
dav they are going home at the gov
a-1-,eurrs expense The Snowman IS
!, the tolls somewhere back IN the
s.a,ss as the result OF an lnvestiga-
80, of his professional methods by the
L. : government
Manager Church OF the Seaside ho1el
sed the F5i1pinos as an ddoltloI1as
attraction for his moonlight carnival
last night. and on the big lanai they
eng plaved and danced after the
<.sS=.r, Of their land, entertaining
hundre6s Of visitors during the even
ing. 5.--,i-,,+;vs
.,ari,,=ns Of humanity, averaging
aho,,t ( feet The men have as necH
b.i- on their heads as the WofIleaA-
Tbex danced the simple village dances
of their tar-o1 home and sang songs
,,,,n,alodIous and Indianesque In e
feet ,,.,,a nao1le
Seed ny Country 'Tis OF Thee
.,,5 . number Of popular songs learn
I'd in parrot manner
The Igarot1ss are highly moral mora,
.-,ba Thev do not touch liquor and
are honest Il a degree Bo1h sexes
...,,-ez-sr ara inyetera1e smokers
The proceeds Of last nights eHalo.- alr
80 +1rned over To the Igarottes
70 give then a little Poeket-Haol'ss
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1906-08-03
TO INVESTORS and SPECU-
LATORS

The following lands are hereby ocrer-
ed for sale by the Undersigned:
/. IL acres OF land fronting on ttas
extension OF Fort street ana
Pauoa road.
:. Land on Kukui lane AMI Nuu&nz
street.
g. Lands in waiaIua under lease 10
the waialua Agricultural Ca
Lxd.
1. Land and hrick buildings, north-
east corner of King and KekaSz-
like streets.
5. Land and buildings on King streee-
formerly Love homestead.
s. Land with cottages thereon on
Reretania street.
I. Beach lot at Kaalawai, beyonG
Diamond Head
s. Four "a beach lots at Waikiki.
o. Land and buildings fronting On
South street and Kawaiahao lane
10. Land and buildings. northeast coz
ner Of Emma and Vineyara
streets.
II. Rice lands at Waikiki.
1a. Five C5l building lots on Keeaa-
moku street. Makiki
13 Lands in Manoa Valley.
Il Lands In Pauoa Valley.
Is. Lands on South street near Homo
lulu Iron Works.
Is. Land and buildings. corner Kina9
and Punchbowl streets.
II Building lots at Kewafo.
1s Two 90 acres OF land at Kukuiu-
aeo. near Ala Moana road.
Also several pieces in the business
center of the city.
JOHN +. COLBURN.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1906-08-03
To ABOLISH BILLBOlRDs
fcontinued from Page L.


Mr.. Wzldron suggested addressing
the Merchant = Association 70 procure
their cooperation IN the matter OF plae-
ing their advertising.
Speaking of a certain sign on the
Waikiki road, whose existence had vir-
tuaIfy preeipitated the agitation, Mr.
SpaIding said that Mr.. Frazier had told
him that sign was not put up by the
local agents for the goods handled, but
in pursuance Of a direct contract with
the advertiser. Mr. Frazier had offered
TO correspond with his principals 10 see
whether he could not have the sign re-
moved, and as compromise proposed
that the Improvement clubs assent to
the placing Of the sign In question at
his down-town Office.
.sBuf that Is only a compromise, =
said Mr.. spaldiag. 1.-The Improvement
clubs are not row SO much concerned as
to that one sign. as TO the whole matter
of bilIboards.
1t has been proposed to eonfne the
war on these signs to those in the resi-
denee section, but he doubted whether
a law of that kind could be passed
I've could get along very eonafcrta-
bly, without any biiIboards at al, = said
Mr. Walaron-
s.It seems to me that the merchants
could advertise through the legitimate
channels, the newspapers, and make
their advertising fully as foreeful and
effective, y said Chairman MeCandless-
Il think it would be wise TO ask the
assistance of the Chamber Of Commerce
and of the Merchants Association in
getting legislation 10 do away with the
biIIboards.'
Mr.. spalding expressed his assent TO
this course, provided that the commit
tee IN the meantime look up the New
Jersey statute, and any other law on
the subject, and be prepared to propose
a remedy for the evil This was agree
able all around, and Secretary Wood
was ordered to draft a letter to tie
mercantile bodies.
After some desultory discussion. in
the course Of which ct developed that
the pineapple pack Of the Islands this
wear win be 5000 eases, as against So
600 eases last year, the meeting ad-
iourned.