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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
THE EVENING TIMES, GRAND FORKS, N. D.
world is going blind is behind the
times. John Mccall thought that sew
eral years ago.

world is going blind is behind the
times. John Mccall thought that sew
eral years ago.
If women were allo Eed to serve as
jurors and husband Ind wife got on
the same jury, the lawyers could bank
on a disagreement.
President Roosevelt may work six
teen hours per day, but his salary is
not reduced for time off.
The appointment of Taft would GER
tainly add weight to the supreme
court.
Herr Most, the anarchist, is dead.
He is probably revising his views on
torches and red as color.
1t takes an old doctor to look dole
full at the report of an epidemic.
Any man can be happy if he has
enough conceit.
1t would be easy to be good if there
was somebody spying on your actions.
The only time woman is proud of
her son-in-law is when the first baby
is born.
Eastsiders are fearful of being
struck by lightning. Several west
siders want to be.
If the devil got his dues he would
have a large increase in immigration.
Women are often admired for their
lack of dress.
A st. Louis man wants divorce and
alleges that his wife was not in her
right mind when she married him. A
self-evident fact.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

forty thousand, increase the business
OF the local merchants and add to the
city's prosperity.
The advantages from the building of
the 500 to this city will therefore be
two-fold and should receive the en-
couragement of every man who has
the city at heart
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
PROSPECTS OF PROSPERITY.

When President Hill declared that
the population of Grand Forks in ten
years would reach the forty thousand
mark he was probably basing his
judgment on what was in prospect for
the city largely from sources in which
he was financially interested.
1t must be admitted that the city has
developed as far as it is possible to
do from its agricultural resources, rich
as they are.
Its future must come from the in
crease in the number of factories and
other industries.
Among the specific things that will
materially aid in giving the city the
population estimated by Mr.. Hill long
before the time set by him are the
railroads.
These develop the commercial pros
perity of the city and give it terri
tory not restricted geographically.
With all the rabid ideas to the con-
trary competition among railroads is
not necessary to the prosperity of any
city and the building of the 500 into
this city for the purpose alone of COM
peting with the lines already in the
city, is not necessary to the success of
the city as great wholesale and dis
tributing point.
There is another consideration,
however, that deserves more than
passing notice. The building Of the
500 will bring into railroad. and con-
sequently, commercial communication
with the city vast railroad territory
in the northwest not now available ex-
cept at the serious disadvantage of
shipping over two lines.
The 500 occupies a large territory
in this state that is not reached by
any other line. Its main line through
the northern tier of counties covers
a territory that the other lines only
partially reach.
New towns have been built on this
line and prosperous country has
been brought into touch with trans
portation.
These towns must be supplied from
some larger distributing point. The
closer this distributing point can be
brought to the retail market. the bet
ter are the business conditions.
At the present time these towns
must be supplied from Duluth or the
Twin Cities, or from this point over
two roads,
But when 1t is built into this city,
these same towns can be supplied
from this point with direct haulage,
and the city will get the benefit aris-
ing from this acquired trade.
Already there are six lines of rail-
roads reaching out from this city, each
covering large and rich territory.
With another trunk line added, there
will be no city in the northwest with
such facilities for shipping.
These are the conditions desired by
wholesale houses and should be
strong inducements for the location of
a large number of them in this city.
There is still another phase of the
question. The 500 will either make
this the terminus of their line or If
they should build a connecting line
to their main branch In the southern
Fart Of the state, they will make this
} a division point.
In either event it will bring a large
number of well-paid railroad en-
ployes to the city. very desirable
class of citizens.
These people will assist in pushing
the population of the city toward
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
A Case of Hard Luck.

a couple of years ago governor of
enc of the southern states went to
Palm Beach, Florida, for a short holi-
day. He registered at ,one Of the mag
nificent hotels and was assigned to
luxurious suite of rooms. He was
comfortably installed when a friend
came in to call on him.
"This is wonderful apartment they
have given you," said the visitor.
"Why, yes" replied the governor,
1--WE never enjoyed such luxury in my
life. Never saw such a place. They
just showed me to these rooms, but
I've been wondering If they realized
that 1 was poor man. What do you
suppose they'll charge me?"
well, governor" answered the
other, II happen to know about that.
The last man, a railroad president
from New York, paid SIS a day for
these very rooms"
Scissors to grind!" cried the unfor-
tunate politician, 1--WE only got $50.
I'll have to leave at once. But look
here, Jim. l don't want to confess
can't pay for at least one day, SO you
go down to the station and telegraph
me to come home at once. I will meet
you at the station within an hour"
When the governor arrived At the
station, he found the friend waiting as
he had arranged.
you got my telegram all right?" in
quired the acquaintance.
Got it," said the governor in
Gespairing voice, II should say 80. I
believe am the unluckiest man alive.
Why, when went to ask for my bill,
what do you suppose the clerk said?
He told me there was no bill-said
they would be honored If stayed a
year."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
The Proper Thing to Say.

The Proper Thing to Say.
One afternoon a Sunday school was
about to be dismissed and the young
sters were already In anticipation.
They relaxed their cramped little
limbs after the hours of confinement
on STRAIGHTFORWARD chairs and benches.
Then the superintendent arose, and,
instead of the usual dismissal, an
nounced: "And now. children, let me
introduce Mr.. L., who will give us a
short talk"
Mr.. l. smilingly arose. and, after
gazing impressively around the class
room, began: II hardly know what to
say" when the whole school was con-
vulsed to hear a small thin voice in
the rear of the class lisp:
"Thay amen and thit down."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
NOTE AND COMMENT

The summer style of sleeves will be
gloves.
A local butcher is advertising beef
roasts. The newspapers are also adj
vertising political roasts.
A Duluth family was killed by gas.
Couldn't do it in Grand Forks-too ex-
pensive.
Easy chairs In the churches would
increase the size of the congregations.
1t is now denied that Roosevelt au-
thorized Judge Parker to make the
presidents political announcements.
Women complain when men lead
double lives; also when they remain
single.
The philosopher who declares the
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
WAS MUCH ENJOYED.
Concert at Central School Auditorium
Was Appreciated Last Night.

The concert given by the local
school board last night in the Central
school auditorium was much enjoyed
by the small number present The
Canadian Jubilees Singers, composed
of a company Of nine artists and sing
ers, were the entertainers and the
character of the performance was one
deserving of much larger crowd.
The limited number present, however,
was due to the fact that SO many en-
tertainments have been held within a
short time. The orchestra selections
played were also much enjoyed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
Synlpathy.

He lives more lives than one, who
shares
The weight of human woe
Whose willing shoulder bravely bears
The yoke Of friend and foe;
He lives more lives than one, who
Ambitions lofty goal;
Whose every effort but bespeaks
grand, responsive soul.
love
Breathes incense warm and rare;
Who, loyal as the stars above,
Yields homage ever fair;
He lives more lives than one and dies
A thousand deaths, who gives
sympathy. wide as the skies,
To everything that live.
Anon
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
The Ninth District.

The Crookston Journal calls atten-
ton to the small part northwestern
Minnesota is playing in pre-convention
politics, and suggests the name of
Adolph F. George, former receiver of
the Crookston land Office, as a good
man for state treasurer. The Ninth
district, however, already has two can
didates for secretary of state, E. A.
Nelson of Hallock and j. j. Lomen of
Ada.-Minneapolis Journal.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
Removing a False Impression.

Removing False Impression.
He was big man, with bushy whis-
kers. The great ship had just passed
out between the capes and was swift
ly plunging through the waves that
were too high to climb over. All but
few of the passengers had gone in
side. He swallowed several times
with considerable emphasis and then
hurried to the rail. After he had been
leaning over it for a little while an
other man approached him and in
sympathetic tones asked:
Are you sick?"
When he could find the time to do
SO the man with the whiskers asked
and there was a twinge of reproach
in his voice as he did so:
"You - fool, do you think I'm
doing this to keep Lent?"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
Had q RELAPSE,

Miss Kate Mccoy. who has been sick
with la grippe for some time, is re-
ported to have had a relapse and IS
much worse. Her many friends hooe
for her complete recovery within
short time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
since he went to that country and has
almost forgotten how one looks.
Looking After Business.

since he went to that country and has
almost forgotten how one looks.
Looking After Business.
Mrs. Della Odegaard has been on :.
business visit to Oslo.
vans. East Grand Forks, MINI. Tele-
phone ~.
For fresh fruit call up %. =. J.
Cummings.
Full line of wall paper arrived at
Kingman's.
Stationery and supplies at Cum
mings.'
Kingman has q complete hne of
paints.
Stationery of all kinds at King1aan's.
Penny tablets at CummingA'
Kingman keeps pure drugs.
Most men would rather have \ meas
ly political job and starve to death
than to get good living by work.
When man goes home with Z pack
age that his wife thinks is candy It is
sign it is box of cigars.
A man has to have lot of sosrage
to admit his baby looks only like a
baby.
Even insurance grafters thiAk poll
tfcians are q bad lot.
1t fs easy to mistake the outer re-
straints of society for the inner right
eousness Of the soul.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
An Expensive lob.

Frank o. Lowden, the lawyer, Of
Chicago, who made such fight for the
republican nomination for governor of
Illinois year ago, was elected to a
Greek letter fraternity when he first
went to college, and made treasurer
of the chapter.
At the end Of his first term as treas
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
Preparing for Exams.

The teachers at the Central school
who have charge Of the upper grades
are giving their pupils some severe
tests this. week in preparation for the
state examinations to be held the 9Th
and 9Th of next month.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
se.time.t to BE 1pcule.ted.

Sentiment to Be Inculcated.
Let reverence Of law be breathed by
every mother to the lisping babe that
1raftles in her lap; let 1t be taught in
lot It be written in primers. spelling
books and almanacs; let 1t be preached
from pulpits and proclaimed In legis-
3u!tice;. in short, let it become the
DoNtical religion Of the nation"
Abraham Lincoln.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

The way the devil gets men to drink
more than their families want them
to is by telling them It is the way
to prove their independence.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
One Drunk.

Charles Fingerson was yesterday ar.
rested on charge of drunkenness.
and In municipal court was handed q
fine of IS and costs. making $3.50 in
all, which he paid.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
Are Takine Dictation.

The shorthand class at the Central
school is taking dictation and the ma
jority of the pupils show much prom
ise IN the line Of taking notes with
speed
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
CITY TICKET.
Republican.

For Mayor
John Dinnie.
8 For Magistrate
J. X. Church.
City Justice
p, Mcl.aughlin.
j For City Treasurer
. T. ]. Hagen. p:
FOR ALDERMEN.
Second Ward-C. H. Howard.
Z Third Ward-R. A. Sprague.
Fourth Ward-O. knudsOn.
Fifth Ward-(Two years. w. A.
: !ai.;; Zone Year, Geo. W, Buck. :
& lngham.
4 Sixth Ward-M. I. People.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

It's hard to steer a straight course
when you keep your conscience in
your pants pocket.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

urer there was deficit of $247, which
Lowden paid.
We want you to be treasurer again,
Frank" the members of his fraternity
said to him at the beginning of the
Sophomore year.
Lowden considered the proposition
with a good deal of care.
"All right" he answered finally. II
will serve again as treasurer If the
society will give bond to me-"
Thanking the Wrong Party.
An Irish laborer, going up ladder,
lost his balance and fell something
like thirty feet. Fortunately he hit
on pile of lime, and sustained no
hurt.
Thank God that that lime was
there!" exclaimed gentleman who
had witnessed the accident.
"shure. an, why should thank
God?" asked the laborer; II put the
lime there mesilf."-Ex.
Cheap Counting in New Hampshire.
There lived in the town of Epping,
N. H., an old man who was noted for
his penuriousness. One winter the
school teacher boarded at his home,
and she had a beau who came once a
week to spend the evening with her.
This, of course, necessitated heating
and lighting the parlor.
Nothing was said about this item
Of expense at the end of the term,
when the teacher paid her board bill,
but the next day, happening to meet
the young man on the street, the old
man accosted him, and, after q few
-preliminaries about the weather, re-
marked: you know we've been to
some little extra expense this winter
running that fire in the parlor for you
and teacher. l didn't say anything to
her, but l thought perhaps you'd be
willing to make it right"
why, yes" replied the young man,
Il am willing to pay anything reason
able, of course. How much do you
think you ought to have?
WALL" drawled old Mr.. B., II guess
bout ten cents will do"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
New Store.

Thomas Mallory has rented the
store room in which the Enright sale
ie now being conducted and will open
general store in short time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
Conversational Meeting.

The congregational meeting of the
Presbyterian church will be held to-
night. Aside from the business fea-
ture there will be pleasing musical
program.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
Laundry Building Commenced.

W. D. Rowe of Crookston has COM
menced work on the new laundry
building and the work. will be pushed
just as fast as the weather will per-
init.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22
On the Frontier.

Ex-Chief Hurst writes from Saska-
toon that he has not seen railroad
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

1t is easy to mistake the outer re-
straints of society for the inner right
eousness of the soul.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

A man has to have lot of sosrage
to admit his baby looks only like
baby.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

Even insurance grafters thiAh poll
ticians are q bad lot.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

The philosopher who declares the
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-22

Cut flowers at Undertaken sulli-
vans, East Grand Forks, MINI. Tele-
phone ~.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-11-24

did not resent % hY uok WHOM n
FawtuCkct ncWHuaprr au lIIfudue
od him to mo aH jlmu
Perhaps 70 stranger fIn state
VIII not understand clearly .ho $50
uaiiun that Conifonts mo. so nan oN
plain q little" De said tn W Rhodp
Island. though thO smallest Hate m
the uniun. De- rcForihClpFa one uf The
most important states Hor population
Ouirnnks lk nf our states aud terri
tories We have vast manufacturing
enterprises. wonderful waterways and
more people i0 DEE square milo than
any 0iner state
we have restricted suffrage
That D. the trouble our state is
divided into 2S towns and cidos, each
of which sends one roprr8 nfHtiye 90
our senate Twenty 0f iheso towns
control and go az them uiied into
one would not have ne population
.uf our greaiow city which uf course.
nas but one senator
"a ifumyifatc of selfish men. years
ago saw possibilities ln our fauIty
system phcy arc Nelson W. AID.
rich. me special privilege boss of le
Unitnd States senate. rtprcsuntiup me
ereo8 pi Rockefeller yinEompyor and
Wall street af large Mamden = por
~ who practically owns on ul thc
franchises within Goo gifi of inc poo
plo ul hla state, and Go9 Charles ~.
hrnyiun fho blind hnas ul lhe rppub-
ilcau party In the state AidriCh gooH
in Washington from thla state and
makps himself m iasrummi Ol nnt
ipual apnsof Perry stays at home
auh resins q hnudH0mo harvest Hray.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-11-24

ion has for roars sat in 0uf vory
Hiatn house aud directed LEGISLATION
ls effectively aa though me lorlsin
i've body wac made up off DTS ah
Sect slaves
Legislation and elections have
1er1 bought and sold 80 haa neen
carnival ni hrihrn
nm HpiaN into office naHi1It thlH
powerful lrlumVlnie The legislature
H ns usual la their haudn 10 looks
nko stone wall io my friends d
10 200 believe chat Do is stone wall
: an going to 0Eht aElingi fbis cor
wp.0a with ail my power Wiii
lely uuon public oplnlon for my aup-
port 80 political aang can compete
Wiih ife American google ahrn aruuH
ca And tho people of mF siate srr
seeing the truth
70 rim rot radical believe IN be-
ing practical IN reforms aa we'll as
everything else I ncilnye in ihc nriu.
cinlo 90 public ownership under strict
civil service regulation. oi such naiur
W munnpol'fa az gas nld water. I
do not believe in a MS q would be-
applied under urcacnf conditions for
utilities in which There can bo natural
compotiiion which wiil regulate price
and product
hiFgug iH said tu Be- worth anOut
$1,000 He Dives in amall boarding
nuUeu 1888 mother lltd fwU years
ago Ho ls lending ht support io
% Younger brother unw in scnnoi
lo declares chat the ambition OF his
ito D. to be- keOWn aa politician
who haa kopi hIs rgWlaien rgm.
iaea
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-11-24
SOME POULTRY POSSIBILITIES
IN THE GREAT SOUTHWEST

or The succcssfu poultry msora
m Los Nneele eolnty ioramoat in
uui, is Mr o. o.. nahdiao lady
of wealth. enid culture ap erstwhiie
society WOMAN whose pdlllal nome
could uof sipo hcg 100 priceless bonn
loo health which tb haa iouad n
.OrpmglOn Alley
% would iake a volume 10 lhl aii
.that Mfs nornridse has accomplish
.ed bnf Boo answer tu question from
Ia reporter She replied that tho
picaHaniesi part oi nor work was
"thO opportunity 90 help women TO
mdepgcdencc They come To- me,
bho added Tor advice ans my time
ls always ai choir disposal
lf a huf three years ago ,hai Mrs.
Hurlridgo became Interested in p0ul-
.try hor physician prescribed oui
duuf llfr. even Gag mnll t.me Snn feit
Shat she muid have something $50 du
and dncllfd lo tB chicken rHisiaF
sbe dil n0f iecl W All enthusiastic
nniN Hhn sne the hrt haich of
.OrpinWOnf rhon ada muoriDe the
FIRST irio 0l OruIugl0n aat entered
these. With the hffrfn she bad raised.
.nt the san Francisco 1893 show. wiu-
ming twenty Mise ribbons and q silver
cup shn bias since Non fouf hundred
fllHuus ANA ipuueen cups
Mra llurhriGgc naN has over q bun.
deed dnc hens. SD ro great la the
demand ior her stool ihni almost
hall ui bcr cheeks are returned with
untitled 0fderH fer prices range
irpm $50 io SIPS trio anG oFga from
sos peg hundred tO $50 pff antt'nR.
The hr gear shu CLEARED 5000. nhe
thon established faiimng Rlnai win
La eHpHrilF of iu0u birds nnr month
ln addition fu h0r Rufh n Ou.nTinu
Allies N1r fhia Poultry queen mates.
feeds aal hafieF her prize iralnl,
Nrs hurDfdee H thr auiHuf 0g e
practical hnnk. California rnalir Cu
infe aud edits fhe pnr.he Fancier.
which haH circulation ul 10000 and
Whifh hHa received over 400 anniirh.
iions during .he current moaih for
sample copies frum ucnnlH rfti1ius
90 tha EASTERN H'Htos Many 0f these
nu enuni contemplate unFiug th tni-
infuih Hifh qiuW uf lTeClInF pnul
iry Sire nurbridaU asserts chat
california uro6t ihuHfnnds 0i more
poultry raiaUn lu trcui editor
lal 500 says
hfrr iH uIruiF ~ room auY uuW.
ben oi antilles nrdrfa every weeh Thar
ihr ueH mHu son Fnt AN fhf best
hotels nfr using ru'd storage FuOda
Hnd IL WIl ako manY Wars before
taIilpfnn fIa supply her Humf mar
ket
There are snny wh0 hosl'ate lo
START |n Tito nmIIrH NuHiUnHa wifNnifI
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-11-24
Tells House Of Commons tic
Has Message For Them
From Heaven.
IMPRISONMENT OF WOMEN
SUFFRAGISTS CONDEMNED
Claim int Coli Cost England
S20.O00O0O Last Year IN Money.
Time Not Mentioned.


Loa,e- Nov 20 81 have come
from ALMIGHTY God" These words
were shouted with startling emphasis
and rang through the house of COM
mons with thrilling eject on lhe hon
nmhie gentlemen below. a tall. dark
figure had risen ln the strangers gal
lery a f0rmer premi,- galiouf sal
down 90 tho close OF a speech and
with upliflod hand. proclaimed him
self . messenger from the Most tigh.
- fore tho s9ranEo being. whose puf-
nie rolo auEEcatod that he was uf "a
nriefiiy castle, could further huranguc
ihu startled N p.s, hO was SEIZED by
TOE attendants. and. after % struggle.
~ aa hrsiied enc of me gallery
Wait minuiei Wait q minute
be- cxpuslulttcd "a om British sub.
iectf Nr. at ans rate. believed in hiH
divine mission and attempt tu con.
vince che guards, Whu carried him out
vt tbc aaliery aad 20 the police STA.
iiou. lhgt hn Haa really "a messenger
from tho Almighty No charge was
mado against the diatufhor. but he
Nag put under surveillance Hs to hla
sanity. and The sitting nl parliament,
which no bad wollulght mokee on.
was resumed The incident. coming
as b. did after the raid oi lhe woman
mmmRHh earlier in the session. sng-
rons thc necessity for greater pre-
caution against the admission oi
frnnks io the house of commons
What with lady sunragigie shaking
ihOlr nsts IN members faces and mys'
fcruus visitors with messages nom
Heaven the commons begin 90 feel q
iTiae .crvous as 90 what may happen
nfNf