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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
}ZMs5 FRANKIE N,e,.

All women work; some in their
homes, some in church, and some in
the whirl of society. And in stores,
mills and shops tens of thousands are
on the never-ceasing treadmill, earning
their daily bread.
All are subject to the same physical
laws; all suffer alike from the same
physical disturbance, and the nature of
their duties, in many cases, quickly
drifts them into the horrors of all
kinds OF female complaints, tumors,
ulceration, falling and displace-
ments Or perhaps irregularity or
suppression, causing baclache, ner-
gousness, irritability and lassitude.
They especially require an invigorat-
ing, sustaining medicine which will
strengthen the female organism and
enable them to bear easily the fatigucs
of the day, to sleep we'll at night, and
TO rise refreshed and cheerful.
How distressing to see woman
struggling to earn a livelihood or per-
form her household duties when her
back and head are aching, she is so
tired she can hardly drag about or
stand up, and every movement causes
pain, the origin Of which is due to
some arrangement of the female Or
ganism.
Miss f. Orser, Of IA Warrenton Street,
Boston, tells women how to avoid such
suffering; she writes:
Dear Hrs. Pinkham:-
II suffered misery for several years with
&e1nale Irregularities My back ached; I had
bearing down pains, and frequent headaches;
lydia E, Pinkfam'S ve4etalha Cnm
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

sYes, a gentleman will always de.
stroy lady's love letters when there
has been quarrel between them
"Of course, Jeanette, and so will a
lady destroy those received from a
gentleman, hope you tore up that
batch you received from Jack"
Indeed Ibid, I tore: them up in the
tiniest pieces Imaginable"
'And were you very angry, dear?'
Angry? Why, it took me two whole
days to paste them together again.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
! N Z !!

WI 4.
i. H!aa l' Up thsy= rss owner. ~ :,
I've slept under IS ga !; with the
Thermometer 81 way below zero, - said
the tramp, in the Boston Herald, ..and
I've gone two long days with nothing
to eat, but I'm telling you straight
that when ] once had $1,000 = in. my
pocket / Twas worse of than 5at any
other time can remember I had just
been let out of the bridewelll, in Chi
cago, and was begging on. the: streets
anu being turned down on every hand
when picked up a$1 900 bill on the
sidewalk, I thought it was a dollar
and you bet I made, hustle to get
down a side street. When I lodged
into doorway and made out that I
was $1,000 ahead of the game the sweat
started from every: pore and my knees
knocked together. Twas regularly
seaslckk for ten minutes and my heart
thumped away until. thought it would
break out. That $1,000 meant heap
for me, you understand, but was so
excited that it was two hours before I
could 90 any planning. The first
thing was to buy new suit of clothes
and entered store and picked them
out. When exhibited that 81 900 bill
the clothier ran to the: door to call a
policeman. got away by close
squeeze and then r realized the situa-
ton. Tramp that I was I couldn't get
it changed at bank nor use it to
make me more comfortable. If 1t had
been a ten I could have had lodgings
and a bed, but I'm telling you that I
walked the streets as hungry as a
shark and slept at police stations and
In lumber yards. Under the circum-
stances the bill might as we'll have
been a piece of brown paper. I tried
all sorts of lodges to get it busted, but
IL was no go. Every time I showed it
l ran the risk OF arrest. I offered a
butcher $500 to get it changed, but he
refused to have anything to do with
1t. Ia have sold it for half price and
been glad to, but there was no such
thing as making a deal. Finally, in
despair, l went to one of the newspa-
per offices and looked up the ADVERTISE
ments for the week past. The loser
had advertised, and went to his office
In big building and gave up the bill
The reward was $50, but he counted
out $40 on top Of, that and said: i
wouldn't have believed there was such
honesty in the world. You could have
kept the bill as we'll as not He took
down my name and all that and gave
the affair away to the reporters. They
wrote me up as the Honest Tramp
and had my picture in the papers, but
you may guess didn't enjoy it over
much. I had $50 in place of $1,000,
and as for my honesty, it was all bosh.
l returned the bill because I had to,
and though I'm hungry and dead broke
and don't know where to turn in for
the night. I'm not looking for any
more big finds. Something with a fig
ure 2 on the corner will just about
fit my vest pocket. -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

Medical Attendants Of Japan's EN-
peror.
The emperor Of Japan is always at
tended by physicians, despite the fact
that he is in excellent health Four
eminent medical gentlemen are at
tached to the imperial household. and
one is within call at all hours OF the
day and night. The pulse and temper
allure of his majecty are taken four
times each day and the results are
carefully recorded.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
PATENTS.

List OF Patents ISSUED Last Week Il
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, St. Paul, Mimi. Peter Dahl
Clarified, Mimi, rotary engine; James
King, Frazee, Mimi, rotary engine
Walter Messig, Minneapolis, MINI.
garment hanger; John Riley, Minneap
oils, Mimi, grain door; Arthur Robin
son, Clear Lake, Mimi, mail case
Charles Spence, st. Paul, Mimi, motor
boat; John Stransky, Pukwana, S. D.
cement fence post.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
Mr.. Carnegie Declined.

When Andrew Carnegie first spoke
OF taking up golf he was advised by
Baillie Mackenzie of Edinburgh to lay
out a golf course at Skibo castle. IF
you take to golf," said the baillie, you
will add ten years to your life." do
you say 500" said Mr.. Carnegie; 'tf
you can add ten years to my life I
will make you present of two mil
lions" WELL" replied the canny mag
istrate, II can't just exactly do that,
but I'll play you for the two millions
over your own green" The offer was
not accepted.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
During, the Record Race.


The dark-goggled, leather-jacketed
chauffeur lowered his head like ram
and chuckled with glee.
1--WE are now going at, 100 miles an
hour" he shrieked.
Great Hercules!" gasped the novice
at his side. isn't there a chance Of
accident?"
Fear not Don't you see that We
carry emergency tires?"
TT know, but I'D feel better If
we had few emergency arms and
heads along" s. <:s,~< !.
But the chauffeur laughed demoni-
acally and turned the curve on one
wheel
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

d j533 81. - pfUO0doV5e.
6 nisk ~ = 4
5sodsriHg tvs l1aces. a : l.: s: - :5... '
& Hrs. KMeker-So II our cook. -

m. Pinch, u., ALIENS Foor:E4sE.
A powder, It cures painful, smart
ing, nervous. feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists, 2sc:.aT Trial package,
FREE Address A. s. Olmstedi LIE
Roy: NY. ~. :,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

England has had lately to settle the
Serious question whether the building
Of airships belongs to the war office or
the admiralty. A third Office has been
GENEROUSLY suggested, to be known as
the aeralty.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

:. ..Extenuating Circumstances.
I'm told you play golf on the Sab
BATH" said the Rev. Goodman sternly
Eyes" replied Miss Kute, 'but or
that day I only use the sticks I VOL
at our church fair"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
Hard to Locate.

Being multimillionaire is too mo
notonous. If you have too much mon
ey you can't enjoy frivolous pastimes.
ooh, don't know. Mr.. Rockefelle,
plays the children's game quite often.
"Children's game? What kind il
that?'
Hide and seek"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
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!; Couldn't Possibly Have: Read 1t. :

~ - = &: : b. 1sead II.
= = Ambitious maid ~ tthink 1t rs ;aw-
fully mean: The editor sent: my beau
stiful and pathetic story back without
reading It: Fond mot hs Dear me !.
How ] .do YOU know? Ambit ious maiden
3 'Ye looked (, al through every page
and q 1t q any where
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
All on Him.

Cho1ly-It makes mo real cross
when think how we'll off some of the
fellahs are that used to run with and
I'm SO poor.
Miss geographically It's because
10 many have amused themselves at
your expense.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
The People,.

There Is the most homelike at
mosphere in the Blanks house, and !
can't see why it is The furniture ISM
much
"No, but the Blanks are.'
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

When laxative Is needed, nothing can
b more effective than Garfield Tea which
- made Of herbs. It cures sick headache
constipation and diseases Of liver, kidneys,
stomach and bowels; 1t purifles the blood
elsanses tho system and clears the COM
plexion.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
50% MORE CREAM
FROM SAME COWS.

Don't accuse your cows of being
anproftable. Give them a square deal
and they will pay you well. If you are
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

A whole lot of foolish men think
that that fun depends altogether on
what It costs.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
1anmaaoa aays pain. cures wind colo. IS bottle,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

Obstacle is often only another wa,
Of spelling opportunity. j.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
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WHAT THE POET" SAW AND
E45=. .-:. Y. :, :. =; HEARD. ~ = =

Tho Pretty but wicked Geisha Attracted
Most Of His Attent,oo-Could Have
Lived Amidst Them An His Life
He Ssys. r.. =
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

/ could not sleep and could hardly drag
relief, and as last resort, / tried Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and to my
surprise, every ache and pain left, me.
gained ten pounds and am in perfect health. !"
Miss Pearl Ackers, of 327 North Sum-
mer Street, Nashville, Tenn, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
<'I suffered with painful periods, severe
| backache, bearing down pains, pains across
| the abdomen; was very nervous and irrita-
bic, and my trouble grew worse every month.
my physician failed to help me and I
decided to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
good. All my pains and aches disappeared,
and no longer fear my monthly periods"
Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the unfailing cure for all these
troubles. It strengthens the proper
muscles, and displacement with all its
horrors will no more crush you.
Backache. dizziness, fainting, bear
ing-down pains, disordered stomach,
moodiness, dislike of friends and society
all symptoms of the one cause-will
| be quickly dispelled, and it will make
you strong and we'll.
You can tell the story of your sui
ferings to woman, and receive help
full advice free of cost. Address Mrs.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. The present
Mrs. Pinkham is the daughter-in-law
of Lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty
five years she has, under her direction
and since her decease, been advising
sick women free of charge.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

HOC using a centrifugal
cream separator from 20
per cent. to so per cent.
OF your cream is thrown
away with the skimmilk
just wasted-and the
COWS accused of not earn
ing their feed. In addi-
ton your own time and
labor are being wasted.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

LAVAL cream separator, Stop these
.ealzs, and double your profits A DE
AVAIL machine may be bought upon
such liberal terms that it will more than
earn it's cost, while you are paying for
It and still be good for 20 years more
81 clear profit use: AS compared with
other separators the superiority of the
De LAVAL is seen in the fact that over
10000 DE LAVAL machines, ten times
the number of all others combined, have
been sold to date. You may have ample
srial of a DE LAVAL free of all cost.
Now is the time to get DE LAVAL
while cows are making the largest
product, and savings count biggest
Write to-day for free catalogue and
FULL particulars.
TIVE De LAVAL SEPARATOR Co.
Randolph & Canal SITS. ~ cortlandt Street
CHICAGO NEW YORK
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

A niggardly purse in the pocket be-
comes q thorn In the side
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26

Makes Difference.
What is the sign when man stun
bles going upstairs?"
Midday. or mfdnight?'
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1906-05-26
Department of Aeraity.
Just Like a Girl.

Pmkhams vesetae COMPOUND Succeeds Where Others Fall
The Alaska prospector., 1906-09-13

Robert Coles was an outgoing passenger on the Santa Clara.
 The Red Cross Drug Go. can supply anything found in a first class up-to-date Pharmacy. Phone 36.
 Denis Donohue who has had charge of prospecting party in the copper country this summer will return to town in a few days. He was to leave the kennicott the 10th of the month.
 A. Amman and wife are in from their copper property on kotsina' A. K. Crawford will be in soon.
 Mrs. F. F. Burgin and Miss Grace Van Wormer, were passen- gers on the Santa Clara, for the states.
 Ambrose and Joe Bell, Norman Merchant and Tony Barrett have returned from the copper country where they spent the summerpros. pecting. They report very sue, cessful season.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-09-13

Nails, Locks, Building and Tar Paper, also large stock Of other Building Material to be had at A. L. Levy & Co.'S.
 Kindllng Wood cut in stove lengths. Per load 5. Copper River Lumber Co.
 F. NJ. Brown is now on his way out from Fairbanks. He will go to Seattle and probably visit Val dez later
 Charlie Lighthall who has spent the summer in the White river and Nabesna country returned to town this weeek.
 Special attention given to doctors prescriptions and family receipts at the Red Cross Drug Go. Phone 36.
 Mrs Jack Ingram, who has been visiting in the States returned on the Santa Clara.
 New Goods on every boat for Kern's
 25 ct. Breakfast from 6:3O to g. and Dinner from F to 1:30 and 5:30 to .:30 at the Grand.
 Mrs. W. H. Triggs. wife of the Northwestern Steamship Co. agent here, arrived on the Santa Clara, with her son.
 Miss P. M. Ross, of the Golden Rule Store. returned from the States last week.
 Governor Hoggatt left here on the revenue cutter McCulloch Friday afternoon for Seward, where he remained until Sunday, return ing on the same boat Upon his return the governor was dined by members of the reception commit tee and left on the Bertha Monday night well satisfied with his short stay here.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-09-13

Room for a few more to eat and sleep at the Grand.
 The Oregon is due tomorrow.
 A. Nordstrom was an arrival cu the Santa Clara, bound for Ia- touche.
 Surveyor L. G. Hill left for Landlock bay to do some work on the property of the Standard Min ing Co.
 We sell only the Best at the Valdez Market. Phone 29.
 A. L. Levy X Co. carry a full stock of all kinds of rubber goods, including Gold Seal Boots, Pacs and Slickers.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-09-13

Extra select ranch eggs 45 cents a dozen. Valdez Cold Storage Co.
 Fruits of all kinds at the Val dez Market. Phone 29.
 The family of Deputy Clerk Crandall left on the Santa Clara for the States.
 We will give you snap on apples by the box. Valdez Market. Phone 20.
 Miss Alice Coles left on the Santa Clara.
 Mrs. L. C. Maxim was an out going passenger on the Bertha. Mrs. Maxim expects to return on the Oregon accompanied by her two children.
 Having bought out the entire business, stock and fixtures oi L C. Larsen. I will be, located here after at his old stand prepared to do more and better photo work than ever. r. :. HUNT.
 Fresh shipment of Allegretti's Chocolate Creams and Lowney's High grade Candies received on every steamer.
 OWL DRUG Co, Agents.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-09-13
1I5GD

We wish to handle your GOLD DUST. and will buy 1t direct and pay the highest cost price for the same will ship it to the Seattle Assay Office, or the Mint San Francisco and will give you the full re- less expense of marine insurance and express.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-09-13
Furniture, CarPetS
 and liDOieumS

This Department has proven itself beyond expecta- tons s1x1O3 and 9x12 Body Brussels rugs are new feature in this department. Conventional Persian and Bagdad Designs You will miss treat by not seeing them
The Alaska prospector., 1906-09-13
Mems Department

In our Mems Department furnish all accessories from the Shoes Hats in the best materials the market affords at the most reasonable prices.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-31

eastern Mott Haven championships once
again would be welcomed by all patrons of
these big meets. but the competing colleges
would hardly be expected to get especially
joyful over it, in view of the fact that Mich
igan usually has about the strongest team
in the west.
Michigan has twice sent teams to the in
tercollegiate championships in the past but
has not been represented for some years.
and, pursuant to the custom of the inter
collegiate association, has been dropped
after two years of misrepresentation.
There is usually no difficulty about Sc
curing reinstatement, but 1t is customary
to ask that the application be held over a
year and repeated evidence of good faith
of the applicant. In an effort to evade this
necessity Michigan has asked Pennsylvania
to use her good offices to have this practice
waived in her case, pledging herself to send
annual representatives permanently in flu
ture 1t is understood that the application
is precursor of Michigan's withdrawal
from the conference I'm the middle west
with which she has disagree
If Michigan has a team in the meet next
June there will be some of the finest dis
tance runs in American history when the
Wolverines clash with the great pluggers Of
Jack Moakley from Cornell.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-31
FRAUD BRINGS REFORM.
New York's Antique Methods of Title
Records to Be Abandoned.

NEW YORK, December 31.-It looks as IL
reform in the city's bookkeeping will be
the result of the falsif1ed real estate entries
that have been discovered in the Bronx Of
flee of the bureau for the collection of as
sessments and arrears. Controller Metz
said yesterday that by this time next year
the whole system of recording real estate
transactions, taxes and assessments will
have been replaced by the plant system,
now used by the big title companies.
The controller said that he couldn't think
of any word but rotten" to describe the
city's moss-grown methods. 1t admits of no
way of ascertaining the history Of a certain
piece of property but searching through the
entire mass of records clear bach; to the be-
ginning. 1T takes a month," Mr.. Metz de-
clared. 1.-THE title companies will tel you
everything you want to know In half an
hour by referring to their plant
This plant is sort of card index con-
triyance. Generally speaking, every block In
the city is plotted on card of its own, with
entries showing every transfer and every
cent that has ever been due or paid. The
controller told the Bronx borough deputy
collectors about his plan at a conference
Saturday afternoon. He understood, he said,
that a had been available for some
time for reforming the books and he pro-
posed to use 1t. He estimated that the job
of making for the city a plant of its own
would take thirty men year and would
cost $100, 600 The cost would be lessened
somewhat because Brooklyn used a plant"
I'D to the time of consolidation and that Is
still available.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-31
FIFTY STORIES HIGH.
Metropolitan Tower in New York an
Architectural Wonder.

NEW YORK, December 31.-With the an
nouncement yesterday of the awarding of
the contract for the structural steel for the
700-foot tower which is to complete the solid
block of buildings erected by the Metropoli-
tan Life Insurance Company between Madi-
son and 4th avenues and oath and 23d
streets came the news that work on the
huge structure will be pushed from now on
with all possible speed.
Outtopped in height by only one other
man-built structure in the world-the ~Eiffel
tower-and nine stories higher than the
tallest office building ever, planned, the
Metropolitan tower the ffty-story ad-
ditfon will be known. will cover the plot on
which formerly stood Rev. Dr. Charles H.
Parkhursts church, corner of Madison ave-
nue. and oath street.
Post & McCord were the successful bid
ders for the steel contract which is said to
be the largest single order for structural
steel ever given for one building. More than
$500 tons of steel will be used from the
third sub-basement to the skeletonwork
OF the tower and more than 40 feet of per-
pendicular continuous bridge work
In the Eiffel tower, which rises to a height
of 9S4 feet, only 1000 tons of steel were
used though it's base is almost three times
as large as the foundation on which the
Metropolitan tower is to rise. In the sub
basement single columns weighing forty
five tons each are to form the main sup
ports of the building.
Visitors to New York are to have another
architectural wonder to look at in the
building now going up at the corner of
Broadway and Wall street. THE Chimney
Corner the building has already been dub
bed by the Wall street brokers', and the
name will stick did the word Flatiron as
applied to the tower at the junction of
Broadway 23d street and 9TH avenue.
THE Chimney Corner" is even more of a
monstrosity than the F'latiron. 1t is to be
thirty stories high and occupies a piece of
ground only twenty eight feet square.
The site Of THE Chimney Corner
brought the highest price ever paid for real
estate in New York The little store on the
ground floor. twenty-eight feet square, has
been rented to the United Cigar Stores Com
pany for $37,JOOa years. 800 more than for
its store in the Flatiron building.