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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-01

Eurrnc IurrIns. ~ muuor ON hls
'a'Ht "vmrna," rcscribcd winter
he rad apnnt at Nice
"Iut the Nice boRars" he said.
aar'ur THE splendid. gundrcnchod
Promenade doaAnglais. with its ivory
UiI'. villas on one side and the blue
Mediterranean On the other ir always
haunted with these boggorg.
one ~ hrm accoatrd me ono
morning aa came cut Of the Ccro.a
nolireanBao. tho fashionable French
club
'mDuaiour." ho said. one little sou.
for the love Of Heaven My poor wife
la starving"
why, look here. said ]. only last
week l gave you some money to bury
y.Ir wife. and now you ten me rhc
is starving. How can that bo?
but. Monsieur said the bcggar.
. hove new wife nov g." Ncw On
teams states.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-01

Bishop Doane OF Albany paused for
a momont In an earnest discussion
Vt divorce e. narratc pet anocdote.
THE motive Of thcso people" he
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-01

\ good gl0ry rs told Of a yory mild
SDrh ~ IInpand vicar. who had for
some time been dlsplcaBed with the
quality nhc milk served him A.
lnrrfh hc determined 10 romOnstratc
win hia mllkman Tor supplying such
weak atuG Iic began mildly:
"Tyo bcoH waiting 20 sec you in 70
gard 10 tho quality Of milk with which
you are scryiuR me
Yes. SIR uncasily answered the
trade man.
II only wanted 10 say" continued
mo mlE.stff. that uge the milk for
di.tary purposes cyolusiycly, and not
fge rhrialc'JnE e. IT. iBtE
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-01


To-. d4rkies lay spfasIrl oa u..
I.1rsa On hDl day Hosas drew O.
lrur llgh and said Heeyaah' hl
.lsh 81 had a hundred wataImelyrs
TOMS eyes lirhted dimIy Hum
tah' Dat would au'tauly be- fine An
,01 g.J me Gf.y"
$50. ali wouldn't gib you no nry
va'arullIIDns hh wouldn't gib you
z5"
.a.ema 4, me- yOla pOWahiui .rn
w. Hyss. WDul6n't 20 -wou'nt ~
glJ ma Oner
$50. hh wouldn't giD 20 ono IoDl
Lyah. mgEah. are yo' ~ good fer
auml Is,y dat 10 cant wl1h ~ 50
ysu sstsrmi.l.Dus'" Manila Sun
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-11-01

a l.ry. bsDa1 ahpIlfcrod man pass
~ through lhe gates ~ tho union sta
uau ~ daya ago and hurried with
bio tao sOlli looking suit cases 20
ward "a Pullman porter who stood stiff
ly ana erect besides the steps ~ "A
parIor car attached 10 the train. The
passcrgsr Who waa long on suit cases
but rhort ON breath. asked The proud
looking poEta:
"Docs this train stop at Railway
no sah." replied the negro. in a
rupoGlr manner. this train do not
stop at Railway. sab II do not even
hc.i'a,e al ilAhwkhy' Home Mag
AZiue.
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25

The New York School Board decided that forcing the
ling Gothams defenseess pupils would be an unwar
ceeding. And, it might have added, inexcusable
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
THE MEANEsT TRAFFIC KNOWN TO MAN.

INQUIRY by Grand Jury into the administration scandals
arising from the conduct OF evil where has been
marketed wholesale adds significance the circumstances OF
Police Huon dismissal from Office 1t is disclosed
by the testimony that these important OF
regular for the administration grafters yielding income
many thousands OF dollars month Hutton had instituted
persistent campaign close these places and probably would have
succeeded had his efforts been constantly hampered by Carroll
Cook Refs handy the bench Hutton has explained his
removal IN these words:
active fight against the resort at No 62o Jackson
i informed
making the French
ice
I
Hutton removed for mafeasance in Office but because
OF scandal his private life dug by detectives employed by
Rue Schmtz The implication that the administration
tolerate such black sheep although Scmitz
himself has never been able satisfactorily explain his relations
with who kept of the character regarded by the
administration good income property Hutton had go.
That all there but would have done put
his removal the ground that he cutting off the of
exalted parsonage official procurer engaged in the
traffic known
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
A QUESTION LEFT IN THE AIR

" He explanation of Attorney General Moody issued the
commencing behalf of the Federal Government
dissolve Standard Oil remarkable
leaves unsaid than because OF any light throws
subject Mr. Moody rece the history of the from its
cepton 1870 with which people familiar and relates
how the declared unlawful in Ohio combination
Of competition long 1892 and that the mag
paid attention the decree of change the
and form slightly but the and methods of the business
all
Now in 1906 for the first time the Federal Government ins
proceedings dissolve the and the natural
Why this done before It for of legal power
because this prosecution based any legislation
the old Sherman law against passed sixteen years ago
Mr. Moody does attempt answer the question.
10 criminal proceedings contemplated part the pending
proceedings which apparently tentative 1t fact quite
doubtful whether the of the suwhatever the ultimate
cson materially conditions The may
dissolution OF the Standard Oil Company of New Jersey the holding
company for the seventy subsidiary corporations but that will
respect change the ownership affect the that monopoly
has been established and will be maintained
The dissolution of the Northern Com
pan the holding company for the Great Northern the Northern
Pacific and the Burlington has all affected
James Hill and Morgan control these railroads. which
under the theory OF the Sherman law should compete
the other.
The the question left unnotced by Mr. Moody may
be found these facts The hesant policy
has been due probably conviction that the Sherman
leads up blind alley It IS clear that the right way deal
monopoly has yet been discovered possible that the
remedy may be found in the power o tax.
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
theory founded might described as process OF Hade

theory well founded might be described process Hades
and repeat
At their leisure, doubtless the seismooges will the
theory of Dr. John Ball. author of that
The Fountain of YOUTH and other learned who believes
and demonstrate that
the spirits After describing how these malignant demons
accomplished their foul purpose, Dr. Ball goes
the would
good
The were
paraed and helpless They had plans and
formulate
effectively they had Both the State and the United author
the
defeat
effective action taken
Dr. Balls remarks about thoughtful earthquake and the
effective
fellowship the Ancient Honorable Society Sesmologers
(Inc He authority the geomancy. and his theory
would do credit to the lawyer for wechng insurance
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25

ROFESSOR BARKIN walked the
Dmain street of Yuma after his
abrupt departure from the Con
= slant" in a sad and a detected con-
dition Of mind He felt he had failed
In his duty. He said to himself he
should not have been frightened by
the gruff tones of the man who rudely
declared "he was not fit to be fed to
hogs" He should have stayed in the
saloon and argued with the man on the
intemperance of his language and also
on the impropriety of engaging tender
maidens to sing in his dramshop-
In this frame he entered the hotel
and wended his way to his room
As he approached his door he heard the
unmistakable sound of a prolonged and
a healthy snore.
Dear me" thought the professor
this is exceedingly strange. Why,
there must be a man occupying my
bedroom. 1 do hope ii is a man." and
the fearful idea that it might not be a
man made the perspiration drop on
the professors forehead.
He gave an admonitory ahem as he
entered the room. This did not disturb
the sleeper, so he walked cautiously
to the bed and peering down at the face
of the slumbering one discovered a
moustache. He was greatly relieved
and shook the man gently by the
shoulder.
With an oath and a roar the man
leaped up and the professor had big
gun pointed right in his face.
Get out of this" beloved the star
tied one, and the professor left with
extreme rapidity.
Whats the natter" asked the hotel
proprietor as the professor sank into
chair.
There's man in my room," gasped
the professor.
You don't mean to tell me that you
went and disturbed Long Haired Bill,
do your" inquired the landlord.
He was in my ROOM" replied the un-
happy professor
Say, boys" screamed the landlord,
this here poor lone star-gazer went
into Bills room and woke him up!'
The fat and clumsy colored porter
who stood guard at the front door
came up and looked the professor over
as il he had escaped from an African
jungle.
The - you did," was all he could
calculate.
sympathetic waitress poked him in
the ribs to see if there were any holes
in his body.
You air the luckiest man 1 ever
seed" she observed oracularly. and she
shook her head so vigorously that the
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
Germany $ Chemica! Industry
Attaining Big Proportions

combats the opinion expressed in
some quarters recently that the prob
lens of this industry have been ex-
hausted, and epoch making inven-
tions were not TO be expected in the
near future. hence a reduction of
profits appeared inevitable The re-
port scouts this idea and denies the
claimed inventive weakening. empha
sizing the fact of the appearance of
new problems already indicating new
sources of economic welfare.
1t points to the prospective substi-
tuition of the work of the silkworm
by the spinning of wood cell material
in the near future, to the laboratory
work now being assiduously con-
Quoted for the purpose of supplying
an artificial indiarubber. the efforts
toward utilization of atmospheric nj
trogen to replace the saltpeter of ma
ture needed for industries and agri-
culture. The recent technical triumphs
in the successful replacing of natural
indigo and madder ("Krapp') by arti-
fetal products are related as exam
pies of continued inventive progress
The synthetic efforts now made in
albumen are referred to as exceeding
ly important to the coming generation.
1t closes with the declaration that
chemical industry deserves to be de-
noted as the industry for unlimited
pOSSlDliltleS ana COulQ look 10 a
bright and prosperous future
In connection with German achieve
ments in this line of manufacturing,
Jules Huret, discussing his recent OBJ
servations made in Germany, in a
series of interesting articles published
in the Paris Figaro. relates state
ment coming from the manager of one
of the largest chemical establishments
in the world. to the effect that fifteen
years ago research and experimental
work was started in Germany for the
production of artificial indigo, all the
indigo then being imported in it's raw
material form; today Germany sup
plies it's entire home consumption
with the artificial product, as a result
of the untiring efforts of the past ff-
teen years. and in addition thereto ex-
ported many million dollars worth Of
this commodity to foreign countries
every year. Huret calls attention to
the fact that thirty years ago Great
Britain controlled the market for
salts and alkalies; today Germany
supplies its own market and completes
all over the world with the product Of
other countries with increasing sue
cess. Hurets statements are borne
out by the Is per cent gain in the
chemical business of one year and
the profit figures given above.
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
ON THE SLOW BOIL

E extend greeting and congratulations the Ancient
AM Honorable Society of Sesmologes (Inc)
knows what happened this earth 100000 years ago
Davidson, who personally conducts the stars McAdie
who thinks that earthquakes variety of weather; Derleth
who has invented reinforced pill
Burckhaer all the goody
Of aooges soothayer oracles and geomance
earthquake
If II not impernent to make suggestions learned
company perhaps be pardoned for asking
the ingenious theory Of Professor Thomas astronomer at
the Mare Island naval observatory gent
This authority finds that all the trouble the
Pacific leaking and soas the
foundations OF when the gets where it is
hot bos and boiling which explodes
the by the keeps on
leaking continuous performance and earthquakes
may be expected along intervals of forty fifty
Il theory Of admirable simplicity. but long
boil We don't quite incor-
poraed goancers verify the theory how they propose
ascertain what happens the hot place down below, which, if
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
In the Joke World

Mamma hope you behaved like a
little lady while Mrs Borem was irving
to entertain you.
Little Daughter-Yes. mamma. 7 nu+
my hand over my mouth every time 7
yawned.-Pick-Me- Up.
Which candidate are you going to
vote for?''
Farmer Corntossel. "A year or so
after election have generally been
so ashamed of the way 1 voted that
I've made up my mind hereafter to
keep 1t a secret. Washington Star.
Hyker-Suppose some man was IN
will you 100000; what would be the
first thing you would do?
Pyker-Give a smart lawyer half
of 1t to prove that the man wasn't
Of unsound mind when he made his
will.-Chicago News.
What is this story I hear about Miss
Beauless advertising for a husband ~
asked the first person singular.
1T is almost that" answered The
other one. "She has taken to nron,sn~
aiding the street with a cook hool<
under her arm."-Judge
A fortune teller told a grand fortuna
to young man and then asked Ia he
paid WHAT exclaimed the vouth
How is it that you who understand
all hidden things did not know that 7
have not even cent in my possession p,
lie Scacciapensieri
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
Answers to Queries

STEAMSHIPS - Subscriber. Grass
Valley. Cal. For such information as
you desire as to the dimension Of
smokestacks of steamers on the Allan
tic side, you will have to write TO the
home office of each steamship COM
pany. as such information is not made
public in books of reference.
MARINE CORPS-w. A. F.. City.
The requirements for enlistment in the
United States Marine Corps are.
Physically sound. good moral char
acter. not less than feet s inches and
not more than feet 1 inch in height.
not less than 21 nor more than 35
years of age and not addicted to the
use of liquor.
FLOOD SESSION-Reader. Santa
Cruz. Cal. What has been termed the
/ Flood session of the legislature of
California" was the thirteenth session.
which met in Sacramento January s
1852, but on account of a disastrous
food it was adjourned to San Francisco.
where 1t was in session in the Mer-
chants Exchange building at the north
east corner of Washington and Battery
streets from January "a to May Is
INTERSTATE COMMERCE - Sub
scriber. City. The first bill for the
regulation of interstate commerce was
introduced in the House by Reagan OF
Texas. and was passed by that bodv
January 4. 1885. by a vote of 15S to Is
The bill went to the Senate. was re-
jected, and the Cullom bill was pass
ed by that body. which the House re-
fused to adopt. A conference com
mittee then presented a bin, which in
January, 1887. was agreed to by both
houses and the bill, which became a
law. was signed. by the President Feb
ruary OF that year.
EASTERN Subscrihsr Lafavetta
Cal Easter is movable feast. The
apostolic age had scarcely passed be-
fore discussions occurred and dissen-
sions ensued. as to the time OF eelebrat-
ing Easter. 1t was early held by the
great majority of Christian Churches
that much Importance should be at
tached to the day of Christ's resurrec-
ton. and ii was easy to understand
how the violent controversies were
brought about when differences of
opinion grew in reference to the time
OF year when the feast should be OBJ
served. The question was brought be-
fore the Council of Nicea and finally
settled for the whole church by adopt-
ing the rule which makes Easter day
to be always the first Sunday after the
full moon, which happens upon or next
after March 21. and if the full moon
happens on Sunday. Easter day is the
Sunday thereafter; so by this arrange
ment Easter may come as early as
March p or as late as April %.
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
NOTE AND COMMENT

Diplomacy is the 1t is quite since the
Sultan last granted demands of the powers.
witty has asserted that disease
New York show that the gifted
plague.
When Professor Pierre Janet told the Lowell
waggng lost he had thought Randolph
Hearst.
The New York School Board decided forcing the simpfed
spelling Gohas defensss pupils would
proceeding. And, it might have added, inexcusable.
future relations
Congressman Gillespie and Hearst The
York election decisive Democratic victory.
Eastern writers exhibiting the intimate knowledge of
the Mongoan labor question that has long distinguished
discussions of the color question, same quantities
According Fngy Connes Hearst only the govern
orshp would not be cand-
date again Fngy also authority for the astounding
ment that Hearst is loyal Democrat The New York Demo
Gratis would like know ngy judgment Of Arnold
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25
A DANGEROUS POSSESSION.

CAPTAIN T. H. ALDRICH of the Thirty fifth Infantry, U. s.
A. Philippine veteran persuaded that Japan is preparing
to take the islands from We the quarrel
sthe San Francisco schools might be used prex There
certain pausiby about Captain Adrchs theory which
take the Philippines the United and thus
good point for landing the entire distance
and this will undoubtedly be of the attack speak
and native dialects, mngng
Philippines fully satisfied that the japanese work
States should at once take steps to fory and protect the blight at Polo
northe of of
Japan would have considerable disadvantage point
of proximity the base of supplies Undoubtedly this country
would tame1y of territory
would be fighting for the point of honor The
of the Philippine archipelago little profit
strategic they of
danger If could get rid of the Philippines honorable
there would be many shed the
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25

Townsends Cal. glace fruits and can
dies at Emporium. Post and Van Ness.
and 1893 and 1920 Valencia street
The San Francisco call., 1906-11-25

REVIEW of Germany's chem
ical industry. based upon re-
ports presented at the annual
convention of the Society of
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
Will Soon
Demand
Recount
JUDGE GEAR, ATTORNEY FOR
SHERIFF BROWN. SAYS HE Is
CERTAIN CLIENT WAS ELECTED

There is to be a petition for a re-
count in the interests of a. NJ. Brown
for County Sheriff" said Judge George
d. Gear this morning.
you can make that announcement
officially" he continued, Il have been
busy examining the evidence i'm the re-
cent election for sheriff, and I am sat
listed that Iaukea will never take the
office. I am positive that Brown will
retain the office, if we get anything
like a square deal 1t is my opinion
that Brown received more ballots IN
the recent election than Iaukea and
that Brown was elected. we expect to
show this at the recount.
Il will prepare the papers this week
and file the petition within a few days.
No, I do not care to state the exact
grounds on which the recount is asked.
The papers will make that feature
clear. This recount is nt the interest
of Brown"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
MONROE CHARGED
WITH ADULTERY
DARKY WHO Is ACCUSER OF Be
ING THE CONsORT OF DORA
LANCASTER TAKEN INTO TOLLS.

William Monroe a darby, was ar
rested this afternoon on charge of
adultery with Dora Lancaster or what
ever her name is. Monroe who is an
insolent "coon" had been waiting
about the court room during the day
expecting to appear as witness in
the case against Dora His arrest was
quite a surprise to the darby. He was
disposed to be quite fresh" until L. 5.
Marshal Hendry told him to keep silent.
The negro was sent to the Oahu prison,
The woman will be arrested on sim
liar charge as she leaves the L. S. court
this afternoon.
Her sister Minnie, is likely to be
prosecuted for abusive language to-
ward a respectable woman living in
Kakaako.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
OAHU SUGAR CUTS
DOWN PAR VALUE
GRANTED TO AMEND
IT'S CHARTER CUTTING STOCK
FROM 800 TO 500 A SHARE.

Permission has been granted the
Oahu Sugar Company by Governor Car
ter and Treasurer Campbell to change
it's charter, so as to increase the num-
Der of shares Of the corporation from
$4,000 of the par value of 800 each, to
$50, 900 shares of the par value of $40
each. There is no increase in the cap
italization of the company, which still
remains at $3,6OO,OOO.
The change in the denomination of
the shares has been under discussion
for some weeks past and was decided
upon at a meeting of the stockholders
on October 26. The petition and the
approval of the government authorities
was placed on file November s with
the Territorial treasurer.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
AVOIDING MUD-HOLEs.

Charles K. Motley, leader of the
Home Rule party, waL asked today
with what party he would favor ANAL
gamation in the event of it being decid-
ed to sink the Home Rule party as
party. -,
IF I should answer that question
said Motley, Il would be putting my
foot in a bigger mud-hole than 1 could
ever fill. It is not for me to say what
the people will do, it is rather for them
TO say what I will do"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
H, TRENT
ON DIVIDENDS
MEETING WAS WELL
ATTENDED TODAY-TBENT URG-
ED ALL TO BE CHEERFUL.

A goodly number attended the noon
day meeting being held this week UNI
der the auspices of the Y. NJ. c. A.
Richard H. Trent spoke taking for his
subject Dividends"
Mr. Trent spoke of the habit of be-
ing CHEEKY and always pleasant. This
would pay more dividends in this world
than almost anything else. He said
that a part of a Christians duty lie in
being ever cheerly. There are plenty
of things about one in this world to
make one pleasant if one win only look
for them. When one solves the prob
lem Of being always happy he will get
the most out of life.
Tomorrow T. Give Davies will speak.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
NEvADAN BRINGS LIVE STOCK.

NEVADAN BRINGS LIVE STOCK.
The Americana Hawaiian steamship
NeVadan, Captain Greene, anchored off
port about $3.50 o'clock last night from
San Francisco. Early this morning she
entered the harbor and locked at the
railway wharf. She brought a general
cargo and considerable live stock, the
latter on deck. There We're II mules
for Schuman, 10 head of horses and
cows for the Club Stables and 300 hogs
for the Metropolitan Meat Company.
The live stock was examined this
morning and passed as in good condi-
ton. None were lost on the way down.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
NOW 1T is JOHN WILSON.

Charles Broad Paul Jarrett, ST., John
Wilson, John Markham and Henry
Defries are names which have been
added to the list of those under dis
cussion for the Office of road super
visor Among those who want to see
the position of road engineer and road
overseer combined and who, incidental
ly are looking to put Sam Johnson, in
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AUCTIONEER.
AT IL O'CLOCK NOON,

Perhaps you have not cOnsid-
cred the cheapnesS Of the secur-
ity we offer you when you
deposit your VaIUables with us.
We will be pleased to furnish
you any information by phone
if haven't time to come down.
Henry WaterhOuse Trust Co.,
Ltd.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13

The Nevadan will load sugar here
and at Kaanapali for San Francisco,
expecting to leave for Kaanapat
Thursday afternoon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
Won Hamm- Young Co

HMs a fully equipped machine shop
lar manufacturing and making repairs
ALSO AGENTS FOR
Unaoa Gas Engine Co,
Troy Laundry Co.,
Hamilton Tool Co.,
Pnrahine Paint Co.,
Frederick Paint Co.,
AEssSe. Gottfried Co..
ohnen Engine Co.,
Hrie Engine Works,
STERLING Boiler Co.,
HatSon- Sulzer Pumps,
Wagner Bullock Elect. Co.,
DOW Pump Works,
Ha1alhurst Centrifugal Pumps,
Frtok Ice Machinery Co,
DeIlpse CorIlss Engine,
ThS Engelberg Rice Mach. Co.,
western Expanded Metal Co.,
D. Louis Expanded Metal Co.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-13
STIPULATION IN CIVIL CASE.

A stipulation in the case of James H.
Love VS.. A. d. ScrOggy, whereby the
testimony of w. A. Love shall be taken
in New York before Charles Edgar
Mills, was filed today in Judge De Bolts
court.