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St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
A Quiet Mans Advantage.

The man who thinks before he speaks
May not often be heard.
But there will be few times when he
Will have to break his word.
Chicago Record-Herald
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
eport Hazardous,

What was the mortality amongst
football players last year,"
'T don't know the exact figures, but
it was almost as great as the NOR
tality among Maine guides. Houston
Post.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
That's WHY

"You say you conceal nothing from
yoar wife?"
Absolutely nothing"
"And why do you not?"
.'It is evident that you do not know
my wife Houston Post.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
A Long Time.

Debutante- And did you live long
With your first husband!
Chicago Matron-Ye lnaeed, dearies
IA long time. We came home from
our wedding trip together.-Judge.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
Added the Ten Years.

Added the Ten Years,
Miss Elderleigh-Just think, Mr.
Braix, am within ten years of IS!
Mr.. Braix-I Cant believe it.
Miss Elderleigh-That's sweet of you
but it's true.
Mr. Braix-Well, II anybody else had
told me you were As I'd have said they
were five years out, anyhow.-Tit Bits.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
T,uthfu1 Thomas

q Truthful Thomas i m
Please. na'am, could youse gimme
srmthin'st eats" queried Truthful
Thomas. I'm SO hungry dat I could
eat house,
"The ideal" exclaimed the kind
lady. 1T would be impossible for any
one to eat house."
"Dere'ss where youse is wrong
,1s'am," !. replied Truthful Thomas
cit bizzy an cook me porterhouse
an I'll show youse. Chicago Daily
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
EXPLAINED.

- e=.se s,.s o.. Explained. :.
YES said the first man, "she's Z
magnificent woman. She's the late
Mr.. Bibber's-"
.'Ah!" interrupted the other, ''k wid-
ow, eh!
yes; grass widow
But understood you to Say the
late Mr.. Bibber.
Yes. he was always late getting
home. That's why she left him. -
Philadelphia Press.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
CLUB NOTES.

Illinois.-Dr. David H. Reeder, La
porte, Ind.-Dear Sir: We are read
ers Of this paper, and would be more
than thankful IL you could tell me
what to do for myself. have been
suffering from = pain. in my right
shoulder and under the shoulder blade
and in the whole right side, for about
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
! LGzB5f'1lLE[2Szz4fkf9 II! LE[;2SS;zf

Il Might Have Been Expected.
How did you girls come out on
your charity Bazar?s
Lost money"
How was that?"
"Why, each girl was to furnish
something for sale that she herself
lad made. and what each girl was to
furnish was to be kept secret from
the others until the night Of the ba-
xar."
"Well?"
well. every blessed girl made
fudge!"-Houston Post.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
Realism.

q Why Is the cow purple In the pic.
ture? - IA
Because the girls parasol Is red.
The COW. In fact, is purple with rage
This is precisely what is meant by
realism, In art.-Puck..
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
wanted Nore silence

IT'S ever woman's lot to suffer
In silence.
He-Yes; and II they'd only let rs
suffer In the same way how happy
we'd be.-Tit Bits.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
Pops Speciality.

Hell must be going.
She-But what's your hurry?
Il understand your father wears
very heavy boots"
"That is SO; but you are the second
caller I have had this evening, and You
know father is not strong enough 10
eject two men in one night. t."-Yonkers
Statesman.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10

She'll learn you to md fault With
my temper. When We married you
took me for better or worse.
He-Yes, Martha. but did hope there
would have been something like An
average. Il
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
A Variable Climate.

The weather man makes sad my lot !
And much disturbs my peace of mind.
Just as I'm used to what we've got
He brings along another kind.
Washington Star
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
Favored Amerlcan.

The most favored man In the king.
dom Of Siam is an American named
Strobel. He is the kings counsel. and
his majesty takes no important step
without consulting his attorney gem
eral.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
!.-.-
Worst Ever,

WVISI xJV0Xe
Eyes, indeed, he's the homeliest
man in public life to-day. Haven't
you ever seen him." 1
mo, but I've seen caricatures on
him.
20, they fatter him. You should
see him."-Catholic Standard end
Times.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10

Clara 1t takes all kinds Of people
to make the world.
Clarence-Not for me it doesn't. It
only takes one.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10

orange-Has he m interest IN the
business?
Lemon Only slights curiosity.
believe.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10

Emmeline-I pity the man that mar.
RIGS you.
Eleanor-rd do the same for, the
man that marries you, only know
there'll never be any such man.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
Costly Separation.

Costly Separation.
The proceedings In connection with
the separation Of Norway cost Sweden
$277, IT'S according to the Swedish bud.
get.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10

Plum-Why do they call m auto
"she?" 81
Prunes-It's 80 hard 70 manage. and
90 expensive.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
one Better.

Marrying for love is great
and lovers never rue It;
Nnt marrying for love ana weaatn II
els much superior to 1t.
AfIouston Post. II
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
LITTLE LAUGHS.

A Denver girl sprained her ankle
at football game. Gee. sne muss
have deep voice!
1Palm-Do men usually give accoros
ing to their means?
Pepper NO; according TO their mean
ness.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
REAIIsTI0.

Amateur-Will there be real food
In the banquet scene?
Professional Manager-Yes, and real
poison In the death scene. Philadel
phia Bulletin. /.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10

"A Brief Tragedy.
The knock Of the postman-.s
It gives you a thrill.
You look for a check
And he hands you a bill.
-Wash1ngton Star. Mss
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10
Aged Pupils.

Wise men sit in the learners seat
all their lives, and no one is too old
or too well-informed to go to school,
says Youths Companion. In Penn.
sylvania Sunday school IL q class Of
six men and women whose ages run
from Is to 84.s The teacher is . mere
infant, IS years old. His pupils ara
obedient to their teacher and he is
modestly respectful to his elders.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-03-10

All readers Of this publication are at
liberty to inquire for any information
pertaining to the subject Of health. at
any time. Address all communications
to the Home Health Club or DR.. David
H. Reeder, Laporte, Ind, with name
and address in full and at least four
cents in postage.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21

possession. and also the headquarters of the government. The place was also afterwafds occupied by General Jackson when he drove the Spaniards from this territory. and altogether has a most interesting history. The hur- ricane of September so badly damaged the old place that when the owners applied to the city for permission to
 rebuild it was refusel, owing to the fact that the structure is in the fire limits.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
ReaI Estate Transfern.

Deeds were recorded yesterday in the office of the Probate Judge as follows:
 C.. W. Stewart to G. 2. Bird, lot on north side of Ludie Street near Dor sey street 46 2-S by 125 feet; consider ation s4,O5O.
 M. L.. Tucker and wife to Bettie Bledsoe, lot on Hannon street, between Court and Goode streets. 53 by 150 feet consideration $975 and the assumption of balance of S700 due on a mortgage.
 Joseph S. Sellers to Willie Robinson MilliEan, lot on Bell street, fl 1-2 by 145 feet; consideration $1,350.
 Margaret M. Berry and husband, l.. s. Berry. to Lois Dive Bell, lot on Rob- inson street, 56 by 160 feet, considera. ton $1.25O. Lois Olive Bell executed q mortgage of $1.000 on the same prop erty to Mrs Annie W. Thompson.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21

The mucous coating of the stomach and intestines has lost it's power of secrettnE the gastric juice Gan impor- tant factor in digestion). the muscles of the middle coating are correspond ingly lifeless in grinding up the food and as a result, the food lies in your stomach fermenting, poisoning the blood, irritating the nerves and break ing down the system.
 Something must be done to arouse the digestive organs to action. Stuart s Dyspepsia Tablets alone have been found capable of digesting the food for the unhealthy stomach. They contain diatase, pepsin and other digestive agents which the stomach itself pos sesses when in health. These agents digest the food for the stomach and give the stomach chance to rest and regain its normal powers.
 Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are not a patent medicine, the formula for their preparation having been made public and known to 10000 physicians in the United States and Great Britain. By government tests, Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets have been shown not only to contain no harmful ingredients, but to possess digestives of higher purity than found in any other preparation.
 Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets are recom- rnended by physicians everywhere, and can be bought of any druggist or di- rect from the manufacturers at 50 cents
 If preferred a free trial package will he sent you immediately upon receipt of name and address. F. A. Stuart Company, 73 Stuart Building, Marshall, Mich.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS.
pr. Anderson and Miss Kennedy \,
 Awa@m AaannaAAaou

pr. Anderson and Miss Kennedy Ad-
 dreas Association.
 The Montgomery Sunday School Teachers Association met yesterday af- ternoon at the First Presbyterian Church and was addressed by pr. Neal L. Anderson. pastor Of the Central Presbyterian Church on the senior les sons of the last quarter of the Sunday Schools and by Miss Kennedy, Primary Secretary of the State Sunday School Teachers Association. on the primary lessons.
 The addresses of Dr. Anderson and of Miss Kennedy were both interesting and instructive.
 The Association meets Thursday af- ternoon of each week. and evey one Tn terested in Sunday School work in the city is invited to attend the meetings
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
TWO CONVENTIONS COMING.

HOrtieuIture and Live Stock Associa-
 tIOnS Will Meet Here.
 Announcement is made that the Ala bama State Agricultural Society and the Alabama Live Stock Association will meet in Montgomery February 6-7.
 The meetings of the two organiza- tions will be held at the Exchange Ho- tel and all persons interested in Ala bama agriculture are invited to be present.
 W. F. Heikes of Huntsville is Pres- ident and R. S. Macintosh of Auzurn is Secretary of the Horticultural Soci- ety
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
Sheriff Van Pelt Returna.

Sheriff Van Pelt, who wens Co Gulf, port, Miss, a few days since, returned this morning having in his custody an. other negro who is charged with i'm. plication in the murder of James Sweat which occurred at Muscogee, Fla, five years ago and the negro Is now in jail where there are now two held upon the charge, while a third Is dead as the result of resisting arrest in Mis- sissippi recently when he was beinR placed under arrest for this charge
 Although five years have elapsed since the young man was shot from ambush as he was accompanying party of deputy sherlffs it was not until re- gently that information was secured which gave a clue to the parties, and some of the men arrested.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
GUST AN ALDERMAN
CIRCUIT COURT RENDERS VERDICT
 AGAINST D,ALEMBERTE.
Councilman, Who Moved Out Of His Ward Claims He Was Unable To Rent House In
 Precinct.

Pensacola, Fla, Dec. 20.-(Special.) ) By verdict rendered late last night in the circuit court Alderman A H. D'Alemberte, who represents Precinct No. 12 in the City Council has been busted from office, and it will be ne- cessary for the council to choose. his successor at it's next meeting.
 The proceeding by which the alder man was removed from office was in. stituted several months since, when several citizens residing in Precinct No. l2 brought quo Warranto action in the circuit court asking that he be re- moved upon the ground that he was not a resident of the precinct which he represented, and had nor resided there since his election eighteen months since.
 The case was set for trial yesterday and proved to be one of the interesting cases to come before the court at this tefm. The aldermen introduced several witnesses to prove that his residence outside of the precinct was only tenn porary and due to the fact that he had been unable to secure a suitable home there. Furthermore he showed that he had consulted with contractors regard ing the erection of home and had an architect engaged to craw up plans for his new residence.
 This q testimony was introduced to show the intention Of the defendant. The plaintiffs. however, placed witness es on the stand who testified that the alderman had endeavpred to purchase their homes, which were out of Pre- cinct No. 12, and that during the period that he claimed that ne could secure no home that real estate and rental agents had homes for rent in the precinct.
 It was late at night when the case was concluded and Judge Carter stated that while it was not customary that he would instruct the jury to return verdict in favor of the plaintiffs, and this was done without the jury moving from the court room.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21

of usefulness She was President of the Colored. Woman's Baptist State Com vention of Alabama, an office she held for three years, up to the time of her death. She was once treasurer of the National Baptist Convention of Coll ored Women and was widely known among colored Baptists of the United States.
 She was taken sick last Thursday and was sick only one week. Her death was a great surprise and caused great sorrow among colored people of the city.
 Her funeral will take place Sunday at D. m from the Dexter Avenue Baptist Church of which she was a member.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
SUSIE FOSTER DEAD.
Negro Teacher in state School Was
 Highly Respected.

At F o'clock yesterday Susie c. ". Foster, one of the most highly respect ed colored women of Montgomery. died at her home on Bell Street in this city,
 She was the daughter of Rev. James A. Foster, who was for years the pas tor of the Columbus Street Baptist Church for negroes. She was a grad uate of Spellman Seminary, a school for girls in Atlanta Ga, and was a teacher in the State Normal School for sixteen years, and until her death.
 She was Protectress of the Knights of Honor for women, a secret organi- zation for colored people. But it was as a member of the Baptist denOmina- tion that she found her greatest field
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
nId CsniIInfine Fnnnd.

A guillotine. supposed to have been used during the reign or the Spanish in this city a hundred years ago, has been discovered in the rear of what is claimed to be the oldest residence in Pensacola, It is peculiarly formed and constructed of brick, and Mayor Bliss has taken steps to ascertain If the statements made are correct and if so to remove the structure in it's pres- ent form to some portion of the city and preserve it as a relic. The resi- dence Is of the Spanish type and is supposed to have been the residence of the Intendent or mayor of the city during the period the spanish were In
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
ERInAY sPECIALs.

Spanish MacISereI, Salt Water Trout, Red Snapper and plenty of fine fresh oysters. Also a good supply of fresh country egEE and ElRfn Butter.
 MEEHAN & MORRIS.
 Phones 20O and 1920.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
FRUIT CAKE MATERIAL.

FRUIT CAKE MATERIAL. Extra Cleased CurTants, 1Ib. pkg. .15c. Fancy Seeded Raisins, 1Ib. pkg. .1Sc. Bright LeghOrn CitrOn, ID. ....i. BOG. Imported Layer Figs. ....... 15e. Persian Dates. ..4.'..'. .AOe' Pure Spices, per pkg. .OSc.
 BROCK GROCERY co.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21

Turkeys, Chickens and fine Oysters. An kinds of fish. Blue Ribbon Celery and Cramberries.
 Sandwich & Company.
 Phones 8O7 and NOa
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
Why Take
 Business HOme7

Are Your Nerves Constantly Stralnea
 With GrOundIess WOrriesf
 The cause of this tense condition is in your stomach. Your food does not digest properly. Nine-tenths of all dyspepsia and indigestion is of the nervous type and the only certain cure is to right the cause. Tonics. brain foods, bitters, etc, are mere temporary stimulants. Your stomach and small intestines have. become deranged by improper selection of foods, imperfect mastication and irregularity both as to time end amount of eating.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-12-21
viait of bremen.

Further information regarding the German cruiser Bremen reached here today and it is now stated that the representative of the German navy will reach this port on January S1, and re- main until February 9. The first DOT to be touched along the gulf coast will be Galveston. ana from there the yes sel is scheduled to come direct tt Pensacola. The cruiser has visited this port on former occasion, and the of ficers have many friepds among the German residents of the city who ara pleased to learn that the ship is soor to arrive here
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-10-01
FEARING CHANNEL
BALLO0NISTS DROP
Sixteen Bennett Cup Racers Drop
Out-No Word from the
United States.
oRMED TO MARCH ABOARD THE.

Paris, Oct. 1.-Six of the sixteen
balloons which started from here yes.
terday afternoon in the race for the
James Gordon Bennett cup landed dur
ing the night along the coast of Nor
mandy, probably fearing to attempt the
passage Of the channel, in which direc-
ton the wind was bearing them. These
balloons are. Santos-Dumont Two
Americas, landed near Broglie; Captain
4Abercorn's Dusseldorf. at Villiers SUI
Mer; Lieutenant Herrar' s Ayayay, a
half mile from shore. between Cabourg
and Dive s.; Baron Won Hevald's Pot.
norm, at Pont Abdomen; Senior Sala-
manca's Norte, at Bouville, near Vii.
lers -Sur-Mer, and F. ii. Buffers City
;of, London, at Blouyille. Some Of the
others have been reported sailing north
ward across England.
No Word from the United States.
The Aero club, up to- $3.50 pm. had
not heard anything from the balloon
United States. It is presumed that
Lieutenant Lahm successfully crossed
the channel. H.. g.,
Santos Dumont had an accident which
compelled him ito descend. His arm
caught in the mechanism of his motor,
paralyzipg it," according to a dis
patch received by the Aero club. The
balloons which descended on this side
Of the channel landed between 1920
pm. and midnight.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-10-01
DEATH OF POLICE
PRISONER PROBED
Coroner and Possibly Grand Jury
Will Seek for the Facts
in the Case.
Two Policemen Say Brandenborg
Fell Against Curb A Prisoner
Tells a Different Story.

An inquest to learn the facts con-
nected with the death of Sigwald
Brandenborg, $500 East Franklin ave-
nue., who died in the South Side patrol
wagon early Sunday, will be held at the
county morgue Saturday.
In the meantime the matter NAV be
taken before the grand jury.
Both Patrolmen Quist and Munger,
who arrested the man, have made their
statements to Acting Chief Mealey.
They say they arrested Brandenborg at
Twenty-first avenue S and Twenty
sixth street; that he resisted, and while
they were struggling to overpower him
he fell against the curb and incurred
the injury from which he died few
minutes later. Because of remarks
made by persons who saw the struggle,
relatives have demanded an inquest.
E. Higgins, a young man who was
arrested about the same time on a
charge Of drunkenness, told something
of the affair while on the witness stand
in police court today. IIe says he
came up to the two policemen, who
had Brandenborg on the ground and
were beating him. He asked them if
the man was dead, and he was imme-
diately arrested and taken in the
wagon with the dying man. Higgins ,
case was continued until late this
afternoon.
Other persons who saw the trouble
will testify at the inquest.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-10-01
DENMARK'S PARLIAMENT
&. OPENED BY FREDERICK

Copenhagen, Denmark, Oct. 1.-The
King Frederick in person. His first
speech from the thorne was almost en-.
tirely devoted to the internal affairs
Of the kingdom. His majesty congratu-
lated the country on the excellence of
Its foreign relations, but added:
So At the same time feel sure that
parliament will always cooperate in
the. work of preserving the independ-
ence Of the country and people. =
g. TIE i fag lt6ap that
ing the foreign relations of Denmark,
he proposed to visit the sovereigns of
various countries. 40. = j. /.
King. Frederick also announced that
steps would be taken to meet the wishes
Of Iceland regarding the reform Of it's
constitutions. 59ssssssEs s5
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-10-01
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AMBASSADOR IN PERIL !.
IN AUTOMOBILE CRASH

Manchester by the Sea, N. H., Oct. l.
Baron Rosen, Russian ambassador to
the United States, had narrow escape
in an automobile collision in Manches-
ter Sunday afternoon. The axle of his
machine was broken but neither the
baron nor any member of his party was
injured. r. + r.
The ambassador, with three friends
and a chauffeur, drove to Manchester
from Colleges Point in his large tour
ing car. When nearing Manchester the
car rounded the corner into Washington
street at good speed. Just as runabout
belonging to Edgar S. Taft, Glouces-
ter lawyer, made the sharp turn com
ing from the opposite direction.
Mr.. Taft saw the danger in time to
bring his machine to a stop. but as the
big touring car was passing, its rear
wheels skidded. The car struck tho
forward part of Mr.. Taft s machine.
breaking the machinery and demolish-
ing the front wheels and giving the
occupants of both cars a severe shak-
ing up.
Mr.. Taft was accompanied By his
wife and two sons, but none Of them
was hurt.