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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-08-28
Hackettstown Telepnone company

Hackettstowu Telephone Company.
The Hackettstown Telephone Com
pany has elected the following officers:
William A. Holman, president Peter
A. Welch, ,yice-president Charles Ded-
rick, secretary, and Robert A. Cole,
treasurer. The board of directors is
composed Of Seymour r. Smith, Peter
A. Welch, Robert A. Cole, w. A. Hoff-
man, Charles Dedrick, w. J. Barker,
Thomas B. Howell, William Lanter-
man William H. Ashley and John NJ
Saunders. An expert ia telephone
construction will be called in, and the
line will be built Snd equipped under
under his direction.
the capital stock Is $50, 900, of which
S3, 600 has been paid in, which is con-
Tered sufficient for building and
eQuipping a line from Allamuchy,
where it will connect with the Sussex
independent company, to German VAL
ley, where the Chester connection Will
be made.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-08-28
Standing Of the clubs

Dover 5, Summit 4
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23

on bis miserable wages whenever he
happened 10 lose few minutes from
steady work.
The time came, however, when Abe
got his revenge for all this petty brutal
ity Crawford was ns ugly as he was
surly. His nose was monstroslty,
hong and crooked. with II huge, mis-.
shapcn stub AT the end. surmountcd
ly host OF plmples, and the whole as
blue as the usual state OF MIR. Craw.
forIs spirits. Upon this member Abe
levelcd his attack In rhyme, song and
chronicle, aud. though he could not re-
duce the nose, he give /; fame as
vide rs 20 the Wabash aud the Ohio.
II IS not improbable that he learned the
art Of making the dJggerc rhymes In
which he celebrated Crwlord's nose
from the siuly " Cruwforl's own
Kentucky Prcceptor" Al all events
his sallies upon this single topic achlcv.
Ell him great reputation as poet and
u wit and caused Crawford lntolcrabe
anguish.
II is likely that Abe was reconcllcd
10 his situation In this family by the
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
WARD
HILL
LAMON.
His Friend. Intimate and
Bodysuard

Abe's ridiculous stories or rapturous
sallies Of humor. She was a modest
plain. industrious girl and IL kindly re-
membcrcd by all who knew her. She
was married to Aaron Grlgsby at eight.
cen and year after died.
Like Abe, she occasionally worked
out at the houses Of the nelghbors. and
at one time was employed In Mrs
Crawford's kitchen. while her brother
was laborer on the same farm. She
lies buried, not with her mother. but
In the yard Of the old Pigeon Creek
meeting house II is especially pleasing
to read the encomiums layished upon
her memory by the Grigsbys. for be.
tween the GrIgsbys on one side and
Abe and his stepbrothcr ON the other
there once suhslstcd a fierce feud.
As we have already learned from
Dennis Hanks, the two familles-th,
Johnstons and the Lincolns got along
hnely together" The affectionate rela.
tons between Abe and his two stepsls
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
Outside Appointments
OF Our Local Preachers

Elder j shelby Rove. OH Sunday
Cayc.in.vcs, no. 2ni sun Salem
Rev W T. Oakley lst sunda, NJ,
Carmel 2ni Dawson Springs sri
Sugar Grove. itbCuyn,,illc
Rev. Z G. Carter o. SUNDAY. Pond
Fork 2nd ncko,cn. ari HARMONY.
ith Salem.
Res, T. - Blackburn. % SUNDAY
hoIason. 3rd Walnut Grove. q1J
t"ptsc,,ill, Creek
Rev. j = Price. 2'i Sunday Ii.ws,.
ith Sullivan.
Rev u. q. lIurhcs. am SUNDAY
Sugar Greek Bel lalcr church ,ib
Old Salem.
Rev IS liynr "a SUNDAY. Rluam,rr
Grove. 80 Dun Springs. oh Good.
Hope Services held both Sa, and
sun.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
OUR DIRECTORY.
City Government.

City Government.
Dr. G. +, Shively. MAYOR.
W. II. Walker. JUDGE.
J. G. Bourland, CLERK.
H. X. Woods, TREASURER.
Jlo. A. Moore. ATTORNEY.
A. S. Canaan, CHIEF Of POLICE.
COUNClLMEN II. V. Stone, W.
d. Canaan, Henry Paris, J. c. Bour.
land and r. + Elanary.
Regular meeting Of City Council see
ond Tuesday night IN each month.
CITY COURT first Monday in each
month.
Court Calendar.
CIRCUIT COURT convcncs on the
third Monday u March, the fourth in
June and the third IN November.
COUNTY COURT eonvencs on the
second Moneay IN each month.
QUARTERLY COURT conycncs on
the fourth Monday in each month
FISCAL COURT conycncs on the
first Tuesday in April and October.
Court Officials and
County Officers.
ClRCTlT JUDGE J + Gordon.
COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY -
Jno l.. Grayot
COUNTY JUDGE Walter A Black
burn.
SHERIFF J = FlaRary.
DEPUTY j 4. &. Pickcns
COUNTY ATTORNEY Carl lien.
icrsou.
CIRCUIT CLERK Jno G. Asher
DEPUTY T. + Gucss.
COUNTY CLERK C. r.. weldon
DEPUTY C. v Franks.
ASSESSOR Dr. J A. Davidson
JAlLER A. II. TmNis
SCHOOL SuP'T Jno. d. Paris
CORONER Chas. Walker
SURVEYOR J. Z. SulIengcr
MAGISTRATES.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
GIVEN Fri

The Cincinnati Enqarr
lssuscd a New Valu1Jl,," |,
Wall Chart Of three Sheen
each as inches wide. n ".
The first page show, :
New Map OF OHIO the n.",
nd eSae: ever printed
ms Map up to date. all II
lrc located, all EOe.,rc -
Railroads atc shown. an III
Routes, and portals Il
GOVERNORS
N other pages OH, III
tar' are Maps Of thr III
with portraits Of all ,A- -
Map OF Panama Mo,
ronc, with data relative III
5l"p Canal, now bong &. /
sbled States, one Of ~
Enterprises ever ATTEMPTED i
> Typographical Man ofA.l
japanese War disuir, v,s5j
calls Of the two grcl, Al
waves, battle fields. &C. j
,..c las, Naval battle H. 4. \
Korea.
4 map Of the world vsI
. Rulers Goats Of Am, 4
Nations. S,cam,hr 81
ia and Statistics o. 81 e,I
ore maps arc dr. III
4ai1 uaulu, ALL. \
.co. ~ 40 nine dnntr
VA INDEX Nill la.-,. .r
.rVrcd and !, so anr.ts.
-lrf,iiui It. The tt~,
owf,0,and up to da,- r.
invaluable educate
i1I the Home. S.H.. IT,.
College
The selling pncc Hr.
~ai,h Is many time, 10.
Enquirer Company .s
chart Free 10 uhr
weekly Enquirer ah.rs-
'Hf g ycau subsrftp'-
leuai ct old suls,rn
sap d Ugh har,,r
ol lhis gfald ogri
ENQUIRER IONpAN,
Cincinnati q
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
MAGISTRATES.
Church Directory.
Mtrtt..f.t.- On.

"tiH'piHl NHlkth
Pastor. K McAfce.
Preaching every Sunday al liAm
Sunday School every Sunday Ats0
Prayer Meeting every Wednesday nigh,
BAPTIST CHURCH
Pastor. 7 A Conway
Preaching ? and ith. Sundays
m. and night
sermon ard t;.s.H,ss meeting Ind "a,
urday night
sunday School every sunday at ss0a
m.
Prayer Meeting every Thursday NIGH,
CUMBERLAND PEEsnrrrmAS
Pastor. Rev. J ;. Price
Preaching lst ard Ind Sunday in each
month.
sunday School opens at sb every
Sunday.
Teachers meeting meets ever, We'd.
nesday night
FIRST lREmrEm,s.
sunday School every Sunday-at go
an
Prayer Meeting ever, W.l,.l..
night
Christian tuuuJu
Pastor Elder j Shelby Rove
Preaching lst and Bril- SunIa, n zach
month a. ila M. and nigh.
SUNDAY School every SUNDAY at 4a
m
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23

are invited % attend
c. W. Haynes, 'hann
r. l. Flanary. Il of % .'iN
MARION LonGE No. 90. a ell E.. w.
Meets lst and Bird Monda,
picfcc's hall.
Us. Bra.vyH 81 "
ri. wilborn. O. '.t
ROSEWOOD CAMP. 40. -, ~ n."
Lodge meets In picrccs IIa
and eth Tuesday nights in cart
All visiting members arr invited
attend.
Jno. Sutherland. c. CON
$. n. Ramarr >''N
Ngw MARION LODGE No. laS. 81. q. =
Meets Friday night In each "e,A I
Masonic Temple Visiting lr'l''
welcome. A ] Hars,l y "
G. r. Grieom syN
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23

tiers mere the subject of common 70.
mark throughout the nrlghlorhoo,i
One Of them married Dennis Hanks
ami the other Levi Hall. or. as be- !.
better known. Squire Hall consln ~
Abe Roth these women have given an
account of him which show, that the
Ties between them were ~ the stron.
grst aud tcuicr,-t Kind. HUT what il
most remarkable Ia their statements Il
mat they never of'oncl their lips With
out tcllins how Wurihy n cvcryhrd,'.
lo'" their mother was aud how Abe ~.
''icd her as much as they diI. They
were interesting girl, aud Icrimc or
empIary women
John D. Johnston. the only SON n,
Mrs Lincoln. was np' tho hest ho, and
did not grow 10 l'c the best man. la al
Tie Pigeon creek region. ~, had no
positive ,Ice except tlirnres nui nn
special virtue hut gDui trmprr Mr.
Lincoln al through juiiu'. life mad
much trouble 10 keep hm mp of, legs
aud ,Irrcriri lrl.Tcrrutly loo GOO bIs.
attempts A. youths the ut.ma,, H..
tween John HuI Abe was YER, ,'.. a.
anl Abe undertook DIS ,c.ri .l,4.s
70 Now Orleans unl, un rendition tllt
John would ~ along
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
Jolly DENNIS Hank,


b't the most constant n h.s corr. IN
Ion" was h.g jolly ruus.r. pstf.
ll'rk.. ~ 900 ibr ypui. hutpr. il t'F
h"rudpn.s store Ut information. r,,.I
bal aui Indifferent concerning liI. no
npl N Nr i.'nmlng no Dennis i IN,
most amusing. insInuatlng and prolIae.
II" would have Il distinctly Understood
that ilr wei n bIs mrmury Is tho ouir
prlltf ,pusrr whence ANYTHING liz
lrWh may D. drawn H. hls c.y,r,l
counties sheets Of paper devoted in In.
discriminate laudai.pus Of Ahc aud ali
DIS Kindred
When Thomas aud Betsy Surrow
CIvi u Qlc flll uf ISIS Buus vBs
uaru from tar "l.uIr bali mcsI 1mp-
aud heam' one OF Go. Lincoln lmiiv.
lHiI IhN.Is LUUHu's sr,urI mar.
i.ls' ifhu.s. Ahc ard Srrh n.re sI
iArn I.Hr ussrl 100 m.afHD.r f,.
g"'h'r Alter t'a u,uus sii 4..rs
.''''N as wei as flr H..i Ii. was
N'r'! volatile. sywpiIrUc f,uU. and
A.c l.'i Dim wei fnm t.r ls.err.n,
They ns.~I hu'y,l aul vuf,oI 1,
com. Hy' i0liol at tfr areqty. vh,r,
b.a..s g'i drunk and N.r told stor.,.
1iN0l politics with roluu. lone.
s""HHd Iusw with baldwin. the
Oh smith Hul faithfully attended tho
sil"is " ihn uplrn.t Iu,'Iu, of the
lF''e whrn' both hl uprouuuiiIc, 10
uAr.i rnI amplaic tlp law tbrv
'h'u.'t th"y bal learned from IN.
>..'i',e vf nimua"
hnn.s w., k.ud. rull lazy. him
ming over with huupr aud fam -,
amusing 'urelu,rs H. r.yr., In
s1ns fnm ihr yueirfst ballad d, lilo
Htl"'t hymn II devotion from s1b.
inT.mnud Turk ih1t scnus the word. /
'' ur t'lIrei lines nf D. Waits n-, 1
qualities marked him wherever br
"'ni' nni iu excessive < M mature anal
n m" r''c with which hr passed from
W" extreme " fIgor to the extreme ~
ati'y b. uHs distinguished ah,,p m.
divers of H., name
There was one Hanks. however. an,
vas not like Dennis 90 an, other
Tanks we know anything about luis
Wa old John. a. he Il famllarl, call
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23

Never Judge a woman's h'1 N,
house cleaning always by boz o''"
for dirt
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23

d r. kryn. w.M
J. u. kcvil. Scc'y
'WrifNuhN riirrrR 80 20
Meets Saturday rirht aft., nn
most in each month
WiNGAri UuuNcu. 40. "a
Meets 3od Monday night in each
month
J. g. Gilbert Tim
J. II. Keyil. Scc'y.
hhA'AwhlL LODGE SO. "a. KNIGHTS ~
PNTuiAs.
Meets in X. Of =. Hall every Friday
night from October To April iSehsivs
am y, &nd and iih Friday nirhls FINN
MAY to September inclusive " wv"
All visiting members of .i,,sr lolvs.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
Lodge Directory.

m"n'N LODGE so. 2,Gr &AM
Regular meeting in Masonic Hail
saturday before full moon IN each
month.
N''''n' member, are invited To at.
tend.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
IIneI11au n

4 SAFE INyES-yEgi
mo OF the greatest
ialary makers isS
good Business and
Shorthand educatic,.I
No other investment, /
viii bring
a. large returns ia
so small cost
Thorough instructla
Large attendance.
Experienced teacheu|
Handsome oatalogus
principal
features OF school
sent free. Don Tr.I
for one tomorrcU b.
NOW.
Lo CKYEAR' S
BUSINESS COLLEGE
bv1nsville. Ind.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-23
Wanted

e. ny AK, full me inch tblrl nv
BosroS & PARIS
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15
AMERICAN RIGHTS IN
NEWFOUNDLAND.

The temporary agreement. or modus
vivendi, between the United States ana
Great Britain regarding the rights Of
American fishermen In Newfoundland
waters has stirred up considerable op.
position In several parts Of the British
Empire. The present Liberal govern.
meut In London has agreed that the
American fishermen may use purse.
seines, and may employ Newfoundland
crews, although both Of these things
are forbidden by the local laws Of the
colony. The agreement Is to continue
until an understanding can be reached
as to the rights guaranteed to Amcrl.
can fishermen by the treaty Of -,
and does not grant any right which
that treaty does not appear to protect.
The people Of Newfoundland charge the
British government with betraylng the
interests OF the colony. In Natal the
arrangement Is regarded as blow ut
the system OF colonial autonomy. 1t Is
urged that the affairs Of a self.govern.
Ing colony should not he discussed with
a foreign state until the imperial gov.
eminent has the concurrence OF the
colony interested. In London the OppO.
sltion condemns the government for
what II calls "a complete surrender to
America" The impartial observer will
consult the treaties before formihE oil
opinion on these partisan charges. The
fishing rights Of Americans In Cana.
dian waters were recognized by the
British at the same time that they
recognized the independence OF the Con.
tlnental colonies. The revolutlonists
successfully contendcd that the fisheries
Of the whole Atlantic coast were q
valuable asset Of the territory which
had won Its independence. After the
war Of 1912 the British claimed that
the previous treaty was nulllfied by the
hostlllties. but the American commits.
sloners refused to admit that conten'
ton, and insisted that the recognition
of cur rights In the fisheries was rs
irrcvocable as the recognition OF the
independence of the colonies. The con-
! ditions under which the rights might
| be enjoyed were slightly modified In
| the treaty Of ISIS. still In force. Other
and temporary agreements have been
made, but when they expired the old
treaty again became active. The early
rights, which were conceded In the
first peace treaty between the mother
country and the colonies, have been
modified ~ many times that the New.
| 10 a
| Americans have come To think that
they are not rights at all, but prIvl'
leges,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15
THE DEATH or DR. HENROTIN.

In the death of Or. Fernand Hen.
rolln the world loses Il great ply siclnn
aud Chicago a noble ina philosophical
citizen.
lie Was brilliant man, unselhSh,
kind aud lovable, and was devoted 10
tho high profession in which he made
such 4 distinguished mark,
His death i serious loss, and The
place he leaves in the medical world
will be hard 10 MI.
He was ever generous ana thoughtfu.
10 those who needed help of any kind,
and his death will be mourncd 10y thou
sands who have received benefits from
this grand man and by those who loved
him for his noble and upright charac
ter.
The funeral services for Dr. IIcnro'
tin were held on Tuesday NJ Holy
Name Cathedral, and were attended by
nearly 5000 persons, including public
officials, noted medical men, medical
STATS and trustees from different hos,
pitfalls. delegations from all the medical
societies, and schools Of Chicago, and
men from every walk Of life, which was
fitting testimonial 10 the high regard
DR.. Henrotln was held by his fellow
men.
The following nephews Of the de
ccdent were the active pallbearers: Ed
ward e. Henrotln. Ncrrls H. Henrotln
Maurice PincOffs, Jr,, Charles LcjeuEc
Raymond DAILY, Herbert Prusslng.
Following were those elected as hon
orary pallbearers: Doctors Frank All
port, Robert Babcock, William r. Bel
field Arthur Bevans, Frank Billings
John II. Chew, Archibald Church, f.. e
Dudley, Daniel y, Elsendrath, II. Il
Favlll, George Fiskc, j. 4, Graham
Malcolm l.. Harris, Henry Hooper, +
&. Hotz &. y. Johnson, 4. BELGIAN
Reyes, Hugh r. Patrick, Robert Preble
II. u. Macarthur, l.. l.. Macarthur e, /!
McKenna, ]. Il, Murphy, John Rldlon
Nicholas Sem, otto l., Smith, T.. II
Webster, l.. NJ. WOodwOrth, f. |. Elsen
drath, Robert T.. Gilmore, George W
Webster, w. II. Wilder,
Messrs. T.. T.. Stanley, T.. W. Blatch
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15
LARGEST
WEEKLY CIRCULATION
IN CHICAGO.

The Chicago Eagle numbers
anons It's Subscribers the most
ln1uential, most prosperous and
most respected men In ChlCaWO.
IL reaches nearly every man
% standlns In the community
and an men who are mOuldePs Of
Dablie opinion OF directors Of
Doblic AFFAIRS.
IL % the guldes mentor and
TREAD Of every political leader
% every shade Of 0pini0a.
IL - read b. Government,
state, County and CITY 0mcials.
Il % read by . big percentage
% the legal fraternity, includlnw
6ensh sad bar.
IL IL the favoPite Of Chlca6o's
1eaAin6 business men.
10 reaches all classes II their
Aeass.
Il - read b. the Fire Depart.
meat.
Il IL read W the Police Ne.
DaStment.
IL IL In every public once and
every public library.
IL 10 not controlled By any
cheap, cheeky OF crooked advsr.
tisiav agency,
In the seventeen years of It's
existence IL has managed tObulld
up q large circulation and great
business without the aid Of pro.
fssstOnal advertising sharks.
That IL why IL ~ so indcpend.
eat, so popular and so strong.
The Chicago Eagle IL one pa.
per that has never depended
upOn advertising agents for a
circulation. IL has one Of Its
own.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15

the "star spanglcd Banner Of Keys
vision ana song. 1t Is reported that
Baltimore will maintain the fort as
public resort, as Fort Independence Is
maintained In Boston.
An English paper says Lord Stratli.
coma won't tell how rich he is. He pos.
scsses untold wealth. NO to speak.
In reply to a correspondent who
asks: "IIow can stop biting my
finger nails" the New York Herald
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15
GOOD HABIT grows.

A very Interesting article Is found In
The New Putnam's Magazine, It dis
cusses the reading habit throughout the
country. Presenting the matter In fig
urcs, IL shows that In 1908 Massachn-
sets read 30i books per 100 lnhabl'
tants; Connecticut, 227; New lInmp-
shire, 223; Vermont, 100; New York,
100: Maine, 1873 Rhode Island, 49, /:
Delaware, 1914; District of Columbia
l23 New Jersey, 10; Wisconsin, los I:
Ohio, 81; Michigan, 81; Illinois, 81 I;
Minnesota, 10; Maryland, 90; Iowa,
90; Indiana, 80; Missouri, IL; Penn
sylvania, ~; Kentucky, II; Tennessee,
10; West Virginia, %: Georgia, .; Nlr-
glnia, 0; North Carolina, Il South Car
ollna, q; Louisiana, 3; Alabama, 2; Ar
kansas, .; Florida, ] Mississippi. !.
West Of the Mississippi River, Califor-
mia leads with 2o7 Colorado follows
with l2l then comes Montana with
1902; Wyoming, II; Washington. % ;
Utah, Al; Kansas, "a; Oregon, 80; Ne
vada, %; Nebraska, 10; Arizona, 10;
South Dakota, II New Mexico, II
Oklahoma, II; North Dakota, o;
Texas, Z; Indian Territory, 0. This
exposition OF the reading habit sup
plies the exponent Of some things that
need not be discussed here. Much has
been said Of New England's culture and
refinement. The figures given above
indicate that the reading habit con
tributes TO the mental superiority OF
the people Of that part Of our country
II Is a matter of considerable surprise
however, that California should rank
next, and yet the reading habit In that
State has not had time to develop cul
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15

ture and refinement equal to that Of
New England. for California Is only n
little more than half century old.
But with the two extremes Of the coun.
try enjoying almost equal rank In the
reading habit. 1t may not be long be.
fore they leaven the whole lump 80
that other states rank more nearly
equal with them.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15

to some day be President may insist
that he be rocked by hand.
News comes from London to the ef.
feet that brier pipe famine Is threat.
ened. still. there Is no immediate cause
for alarm. Owing to the bumper corn
crop which we have had the output Of
the Missouri meerschaum factories
promises to be very large.
Count Boni's creditors will probably
find II difficult to agree with those PEG.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15
ford, z. p. Brosseau, E. J. Brundage, +.

ford, z. p. Brosseau, z. J. Brundage, +.
A. Busse. james Channon. Jonn Iudi-
by. -. Mark Cummings. NJ. NJ. Kirk.
man. J. Hobart Moore. George e. Prus.
sing. Eugene Prussing. Samuel b. Ray.
mond. william Seipp.
The mass was celebrated by Father
Fitz Simons. with Fathers O'Brien and
Code as deacon and subdeacon.
Burial of the body ut Calvary was
private.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15

pie who refuse to admit that there 10
any cause for pessimism In this world.
%e
Persons who may have felt like ask
Ing Mrs. Russell Sage tor enough mon
ey to get start In life will do much
better by saving the price OF the post
age stamp ana making It the nucleus of
u bank account.
II the Independent and prosperous
farmer "gets the worst OF It," what are
the rest of us getting?
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15

says: "Wear Il muxzle." That might
do, hut wouldn't II he simpler for him
to have his teeth pulled!
&eA
Astronomers assert that Mars Is
again trying to signal u.s. II 1t Is u
distress signal the astronomers should
find some way of informing Mars that
we are having troubles of our own.
@eA
Cradles that can be rocked by cleo
trlclty are In the market, It Is reported.
Still, the wise baby boy who hopes
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15
The Beef Trust must be stopped!

The Beef Trust can poison the pro.
pie; the railroad trusts slaughter the
people and the theatrical trust roast
the people. But the Milk Fed Press
views the situation with complacency
because Of MIX Fed ads; transporta.
ton courtcsies and theatrical passes
with the privilege Of getting acquaint.
cd with an actor or two.
Charles T.. Newton. Chicago's Oldest
halter, whose name IL a household
word and whose popularity Is unbound.
ell. Is now ut COZ Masonic Temple,
where he Is member Of Newton 4
Catlln, hatters and furriers.
Is the City Health Department or.
ganized to defend the Beef Trust?
With the Beef Trust enlisting Its
trusted employees as government meat
inspectors, the outlook for pure food
Is pretty gloomy.
The Beef Trust Is still selling dis
eased meat.
@eA
Japan Is conquering Manchuria com.
mercially, which Is more substantial
and lasting way than shooting holes
through 1t.
~
\ man IL very apt 10 ma hlmseil
In other peoples way when he insists
upon having his own.
~SA
Will the ambitious mothers OF Amer
lea parade Count Boni as "horrible
examp!e;'
%cSA
II costs Consuelo Vanderbilt 100000
year to get rid of her ducal husband
Some women would have dlckered MIN
down to S09,00S, and bought thread
with the difference.
%c5A
The husband who refuses to carry
the baby, cut klndlng or build fires II
no longer entitled to his wife. ms II
now court decision. 1t may be In
serted In the next new divorce law.
%eA
When Opportunt knocks mt your
door and doesn't receive any answer
she doesn't often leave card With hel
address on It.
%c~
In Philadelphia the Prohibition can
dldate for governor got about 600 vote
out of total of nearly 100000, but II
declares that he will not give up tn
fight. 1t looks rs il he might have
life job.
~
A private soldier stationed Mt Iii
vana Is to be court martiaiad for rhyh
Ing. Would that all the rLymstel
We're regulars.
RcA
Fathers cigar may be responsible
: for Johnny's coffin nail in frequent II
/ stances, but many smokeless fathe
Is shocked by the discovery that he la
E a smoking son.
~
London reports the sale Of an odoi
; toglossum crlspium pletanum fo
$3.50. They've gone up since "
. bought ours.
I Yale university has raised the ga
, aries Of It's professors. Some OF the
make almost as much now as a footba
: player.
}, All the old clerks employed by Ru
( sell Sage have had their salaries do
I bled by Mrs. Sage. This must p'
!. them in the embarrassing position
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