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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01
porto &tcans b n 8 {.
9meroen.

Burlington, 81. San. 8ulio
2arringo. @ommiHdr bon potto Rico
unb 8%trsermeifer @obsrt 8. 8oob
bon San Suan bisfutirtsn bsuts nit
benz prdRoenten oie @hnf9e Der Gin.
tuotnsr porto &ieo's, ibnen cine aus.
aebebntere Sbeilnabme In Der 0erpals
tung Der Sniel au gefatten.
grnennurger
% ahington 81. San. Der
prdRoent le9fe foIgenbe grnsnnunasrt
benz Senat sur gefdtigung Dor:
u. @rant Smith bon pennfplba-
MEN, britter goti9afts Sscretdr tn
@roBbritannien.
snos q. WiIosr. Wtseonin, @sne-
raI.9oniuI in..Sonsfons. gbina.
Grancis 6. See. 9sras. Steusrs
ginnebmer fHr ben @alpefon.S ifriet.
g 9neebdIIe berura DEN
ben o b.
Gamtlton, O., 81. San. Die
3sbnidbri9e Eo9ter bes poli3iRen @os
maro Sobnfon farb beute In GoIae
bon 8erlebun9en. wel&e Fe beim
S4neebalen Dor ungefdbr 2 Wo&en
oanuntrug. gtnige Sung,n tparfen
tbr S4neebdIe In bas @enid. tuoour&
Wantngitis btrborserufen uuroe.
W oIIen %btrscte @a6I Der
Bunbes.S enatoren.
Columbus 81, 81. Sanuar.
Das 9aus nabm beute Wad's @efolu'
tton an, tuel4e ben @onsreb erfu&t,
elm Mmsnbement bstrefs bireeter Wab'
len Der Bunbes-S %enatoren Der @onfi.
tutor, Der 8~srsinistsn etaatsn beisus
fHgen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01
S6nemarf.
2eqten 86ntgins q

2egten &6f1tgt tn Sarg.
ROpenRaetn, 81. Sanuar,
sta"~sm 9snte In Der Sootsntammer
etn @ebd9tnib9ottssbienf ab9ebalter
tporoen NOR, BET benz ole Witalieber
be: f6nieli&en Gamilie. bic f3 iest IN
ss.tsr stnhf auftalten, anuefsno mo-.
rem, uurbe bie 2ei4e 86ntg eSttr:sdhs
In einer Sarg gelegt.
anidbli& oes Oahinfdsioens feines
8aters bat Qbnie Griebri& VIII. cine
1mnefie perttinbigt, oer3ufoIae er
piele 2eute. bic Ra Wersehen au SOUL.
ben tommen liebsn. b~sgnaoigte.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01
sdredenstagt TIT &aufaius
@rober Anstanb lit 9nbwigsbafen legt ale Snons
trien labr1.
Ser Tnlfan nod tbdig. - Bort Mrtbur alien Tremoeniperiadheu. - Nepos
mtOmdeu in Colombia. = Sic GrSbebeu=yepubGf.
Srans. 4anfaFeH.

- " " u " '"
Srans= & anfat n.
gIi3abetbpopeI, l.Sanuar.
Gin rabifaler 9rieg it tuieoer 3pi-
f9en ben Nrmeniern unb Sartaren in
Der gssenb bon gli3abetbpopel uno
Sbuibua aus9sbro&sn. Die armenier
unb 8artarsr maRafrirsn fi4 gege1,
Die S9rsdsn bisiss 8emsbels tpers
ben nod babur9 erb0bt, Dob bis Bee
b6lterung Der Geeenb benz Sun9ertooe
nabe if. Der Sppbus uiitbet unb ere
forberi sa6lrsi&e Opfsr. IS III un'
mb9li9, Nabrungsmittsl ODER dr3tli9e
9ilfe 3u fenoen.
Seutidlano.
3ebntauen Mrbeiter
ON Gtrett.
Guomi gsbae en-, Tbelnpfall
81. San. Sier if eth Streif ausge-
brc9en. Der bic sanae Snoufrie Der
Staot labm aele9t bat. 3ebntauienb
Iabritarbeiier babsn fi9 on ben aus=
tanb bsgsbsn, um cine 2~obnerb6bung
3u er3utnssn. Soft ale 9r0beren
Wsrtfdtteu fino 9efdloheu.
NeueS m perIinie {.
9remsn, 81. San. SIN 8srein
NIT Der 2epante-2 inie bon Samburg
miro Der Norobsuti9e 2lopb i'm Wai
cine tlsus 2inis auii9sn Rarisiae. @e'
nua, Ieapel. MeiRna. benz pirdus,
Smprna, Mbtilene, 2onfantinopeI,
Oosfa uno Batum sinri9ten. Wur
S9ife erfsr 2laRe iolen fur bie To-
uobl fur ben Pafasier' als ben Gra8t'
bertebr belfimmte 2inie bertYenoet uers
ben unb elm wb6entli8er Sienf if &C.
plant.
2ein 6onbs
gel ammeIt /.
Der aeplante beutf1e Hationalfones
fur bic bieisn Sommer In Rsi1enberq
faiiRnbenbe beuti9.b6bmiiae ausffel-
lung III infolge un3uldnsli9er Bel
fridge aufeeI6F morben.
s rhberer ran,6fifae
@ e9dftstrdaer IN 6 o.
racasna4 Oort
untermegs.
Wif1emfab. Sniel @uraeua,
81. Sanuar. $aignp. Der ehemalig'
frans0ff9e @efadftstrdser In Caracas,
fubr beuts BON bier auf benz Sampfe,
.3ulia" mad Sem Yorf ab.
9rsi franebRf&s 2reuaer befnoer
R& nod bier. admiral 8eboe be II
peprsre ii at, Borb zines Der 9rtussr
3 q DER Warine.S +
fiaier befi9ttgt Sal
erDerten.
WiIbetmsbaben, 81. San
6isr if bic gef&tiguns Der aaiier
perften Der @bef-Sn9enieur Der iapa
nifdsn Marine einsetrofen. Auf I'm
orbnune bes &eias-W arineamts mir
BEN iapanii&en 6a&mann bas sr0bt
gntgsssntommsn bsuisfen.
Cbert b. & ospotb's Sob.
Die nsuerliden @srtdte, bob Ober'
b. 2ospotb. 2Ommanosur bes id9f
i&sn S&tben. (6hRlier.) Regiment
Bring @eor9" go. 1913, mel9sr Jung
Selbfmorb begangen baben fou, {,
tldrf Der tornriarlotreroe @erlernl oe
XII. q. sddRi9e) Armseforps, Sem
ral Der 3apallerie b. Bruiaem, fir ur
wabr. Obsrf b. 2ospotb fei b
glinooarm.g ~nt3inbuns erlessn. 81
nit erleoiet R4 aud bas u~rfprfn9lid
Sertdt, bab Der Oberf bon etnel
boben OfF3ier i'm Suel eri&oKen MOT
ben TEL.
III g taatsmin iferRothe
Berlin, 81. San. Illus Darn
HABIT uiro telsgrapbii@ aemsIbet, b
Der beffi&e Staatsmintfer Or. ga
Rotbe geforben III. Ct NOR gbsf b
2abinetts. Winiffer bes @robber3oI
li9en 6auies unb bss Asubsrn, ION
bes Snnern.
rbensberle n N.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01

srinnerte feline 3ub6rer oaran, bob bic
9srbdltniRe fouis gsaarfniRe bes Gan.
oss stnem Sve9fsI untsrtuorfen tudren
no oub bas gtinbniB nur auf aRsn
Bs3ug bdtte, anb ni9t auf EUROPA,
hoo bic @efabr 9r6Bsr tu1re.
&ptbf@iIb enbet 5 I'M /.
lien anal d..
SSnoon, 81. San. 2orb H6tb.
i3ilb min duf feline eiaensn Soften 200
Jan1tlten nod @anaba fenben. SO
biefer Gamilien tperben England am
Ii. Gsbruar perIaKen. @otbf9ilb min
auf beefe @eiie ben 2euten In gna.
lamb. bie te!ns Mrbeit finbsn t6nner,,
ioI&e berf9afsn. Den Musmanoerern
giebt er aleiouns unb Nabrung nit,
auBsroem be3ablt ct bic Reifetofen,
uno 1@teBf @elo sDr, 1tn He i'm Yin.
fang Dor @Otb gu f3aben.
gbe @Otbi9ilb oisien plan aus.
fdbrte, bate sr N9entsn nod @anaoa
gsi&idt. bic beri&teten. bob rninbefens
3sbntauienb respectable 2eute R@ tn
@anaoa elm 9eim grtinben f6nnten.
W itgIteber O r. @ =
8~eiIetb aus.
2pnbon. 81. San. @elanbier
Heib unb bic WitQlisoer Der amerita.
nii&en @eianotf9aft erfdienen beute
i'm Budingbam palaf Dor unb fpra.
DEN 26ni9 gowaro uno R6niain aler.
an6ra TIRE $beilnabme anIdBli& bes
berben Ierlufes aus. ben He bur& bas
Sabini&eioen 86nis @briFian TX. er.
litten baben.
1teIten ibuna q.
2onbon. 81. San. Das neue
@abinet bielt BIER gum erfsa NaIs fstt
ben aHgemetnen Wablen feline Sibunq.
premierminiffer @ampbsl.B annerman
fabrte ben gorfb.
Normegen.
g o b n
Ser. Staaten un.b
e 4tueben.
StodboIm m, S4meben, 81. San.
Gin 8ertrag. wsl&er bic Serfelunq
elmer padetpoff gu billi9en Rater, atui.
f9en S&msoen unb ben Ser. staater
borfebt, III abgei9loHen uorosr. Der
ielbe tritt rnoraer In 2raft.
@plombia.
ReboIution n.
panama 81. Syan. pribat'
Depei9en, bic bier eingetrofsn Fnb.
bsfasen. baB General @on3ales 3d.
lsneia. Der friibsrs Yieesp rdRoent bon
Colombia, uno General NeIospina I'D
ssssn bie 6erri&aft bes prdRbentsr
&enes emp6rt haben. Der bon ibner
an9easttelte MufRanb nabm ieinel Mn'
fang in Der probina Nntioquin.
Oeferrei& .l1nsarn.
8ubapeter BIdtter hber
Mnbraffp's eef&eitertt
Million.
Bubaptf, 81. San. Die bte
feen BIdtter fsIsn infoIge bss S&et
terms Der Wiffion bes @rafen Suliu!
MnotaKp benin 4aiier.R6nig Gran
Soiep5fef, baB bic Nusf9t auf Elm
Werfdnoisuns smii9en Der grone unl
Der unsarif6en Nation nabe3u &c
f1wunoen let uno bas 2anb cine
oiifsren 3utunft entsegen gebe.
Mit 9erinsem Wertrauen tuirb bes
balb au9 bas grgetnib Der bsmnd&
itigen 2Onferen3 bes bier wobnbaftel
gr3ber3oss SOiepb nit benz 3aiier Il
Der @iener 9ofburs erwartet.
Sranfrei9.
80 oIIen ebr@eIb 3 q b n
paris. 81. Sonuar. @ublan
tuhnf9t 'iuiebsr bon Grantrei9 @slo 8
lsiben uno 3tuar bic 2lsinisieit uoi
$500. 600. 600.
l. gs~if m6gli&, BOB RuBlanb ba
@elb erbdli.
@Iaubtge emp6rt.
Barts, 81. San. Mufreaenf
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01


fhe Wilbelmsoroen tpurbe bon 36nig
Wilbelm IL. am Is Sanuar 1896 In
lur elmer RlaRe gsfiftet fir Wdnnsr,
Grauea unb Sun9frauen, bic fid be!.
borragenbe Oisnffe I'M bic Woblfabrt
unb 0erebelung bss Bottles I'm Musss
meinen. fotuie ~beionbers auf fo3iaIpoli'
tii9em @sbiet i'm Slime Der 8otI&aft
bes 2aiiers @iIbslm I. bonn IL. go.
bsmbsr 1881 srtporbsl babsn. Der
Wilbelmsorbsn fommt i'm Nange urs
mittelbar btntsr benz f9uaraen MbIsrs
orbsn.)
Botf 5aftsratb Or. Grei6err bon ben
Busidss6 abbenbauisn b6n bsr bsut'
f@en gotf&aft in Wafbinston bat
ben 2ronenorbeu britter RtaHe srs
balten.
u rhbrerin Deutf&.O T.
Irtta ergeben ID.
Berlin, 81. San. Mus Ssutid=
Ofafrtsa fommt bsute Nbeib bic Wsl.
ouns, bob HID bic 0duptlinse msbrersr
aufrabreriider Stdmme ergeben baben.
Die gufRanos'g epssuns f@eint iebt
i'm gan3en @9usgebist raid ab3u'
feuer1.
. ts amerifant9en & 0 ne
ufar be3trfe.
Berlin, 81. San. SIM 6inblid
auf bic gerftisuns Der Resisruns Der
Der. Staten, laut uel&er bic Mbarsn.
3ung Der ameriianiiAen 2oniuIate In
Teuti4lano abgednoert tuerben iol, bat
Hd oie Berliner 6anbsIstammer babin
~ssduBert. ss lei fur bic beuti9en grs
portfrmen tpeger Der Musfsaung Der
BegIaubiaungen bortbeiIbaft, m6gli9f
wenise aOniularbesirte 3u babsn.
Sabresbantett bes vHmeri-
fanif&en Wereins Fur
Sanbel unb @etuerbe
in Berlin.
BerIin, 81. San. DDS bierte
Sabrssbanfett bes vMmerifaniI4en Ser
ems fur 6anbsl unb @epsrbe" In Gers
lin fanb BIER ffatt. Yiee : prdfbent
6sRenbsrs ftbrte ben 8orRb. Dem
Banfett wobnten $50 perioner1 bel,
untsr linen Der annsritanif9e Boti9ais
ter @barlemagne Souer; Der amerita-
nii9e @sneraltoniuI Mleranbsr 8.
8badara; Or. Graneis @rsentpoob
psabobp bon Der 6arbarb.u niberftdt;
Or. &beooor 2swalb, bsuti&er Rei9s.
fommiRdr auf Der ct. 9ouiIer Mus.
fsuung, unb 81. 2ehmann BON BEL
banoelspolitii&en Mbtbsiluns bss Nus.
pdrtiset1 Mmtes.
Or. 2ebmann ipra& iber bas er.
iprisbli9e @irter, bes 8.reins I'M Sn.
tereRe Der 56roerune Der 6reunbf9afi
9sutf6lanbs unb Der Der. Staaten.
Or. 2sualb erfIdrte, ct iei NIT be,
3uiammenfeauns zines geri4ts abe,
bie @irtung Der beutf@en Nusfenune
tn 81. 2ouis auf ben 9anbelspsrteb,
3wif4en Seuti&lanb uno ben Der
staater beiadftigt. gs ieien bereitl
geweiie borhanben, bab bsr bsuti9
6anoel In ben Ser. Staten infolge be
4usRenung %3unebHe.
) Der Boti&after 8otper fagte, baB Il
!; ben lsbtperfioRenea Sabren bic Sreunb
i9aft 3miiaen Osuti&tanb unb Mme
rita eine fefere @runblage erbaItel
bdtts. Beioe 2dnoer sirssi1 0ano II
6anb, UNI ben Grisbsn bur9 miKen
'inaftli&e gefrebunsen au fbrbsrn. UNI
bies tpitrbe bur& ben profeKorenaus
; tauf& f3uii&en ameritanif&en I'm
oeuti&en llniperRtdten barsetban. Wi
Dsuti&Iano Der wiHenf&aftlt&e Sebrs
/. Der Der. Staten mdre. 70 lebre ba
praitii&e @ef@dftsleben ietner 0simat
Seutf&Ianb
.2 anbgert&tsrath Blu
Il menberg erb6It anf
RI Sabre GedneniB.
8 Berttn. 81. Sanuar. Bon bt
!. Straftammer In Beutbel if 2anba'
{ geri&tsrath glumsnberg, tuel&er 4,
tpegen Betrugs au berantuortsn batt
su ftnf Sabren @sfdngnib berurttei
tporben.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01

@ebdube elm Raub Der 5Iammen. unb
ai9t tusnieer als so Gamilien fnb ob.
oa4los.
@ubise prote T q m M
iungef.
Die In Strabburg unb 1mge9enb
Don BEN eo3iaIbemofraten pe-anfalte-
ten Observation-Disclosures. III tpst.
@en ssgen bas In ben 3ei&sIanoeh
gum Sbeil befebenbe inbirette Wabl.
fpftsm protefiirt uurbe, babsn einen
boafdnbisett rubiasn gerlauf aenom.
men. Gum ginf9reiten Der prIisei.
sei6weise benn bes tn 8ereitf&aft ae.
baltsnsn Wilitdrs mar tsin anlab bpr.
banben.
9o43eit besprtnsen Cite
Grifbri9.
Berlin, 81. San. Mls Sag Der
Wsrmdblun9 bes prinasn gtteI Jrieo.
rid, apeitdltefen Sobnss bes 2aifers,
NIT Der 9ersosin Sophie Charlotte.
So&ter oes Srobber3oss 4usuf bon
Olosnburg. TT nun enbsiltis, Der 81.
Gebruar erforen iporoen, an tuel9em
Gage befanntli& bas 2~aiferpaar bic
Seller feinsr Rlbsrner 6o9,eit begebt.
Das lsbtere mad benz urfpringltGen
plan In filler @eiie Dor R9 geben
icate, tuuroe tur3 Dor Weibna3ten. uis
i'd Shnen bamals iabslie. bei9loKen,
ois germdhluns Der iungsn 2eute erff
anfans Mdrs ftattfnbsn au IaKen.
9un aber 1T oas programm bod tuie.
Der aed1oert tporben. uno Der 81. 6es
bruar piro alio sins GOppelfeier brin.
gen.
6amaif.
Wulfanrto ID m me r thdttg
6onoIulu, 81. San. Der 0ul.
fan auf Der samoa.Snfel Sabaii II
INNER nod In Sbdtigtsit. Der 2aba.
from erfredt fi9 aebn Weilen tibe,
2ano unb no9 bier Wsilen In bas
Weer binein.
T~eneauela.
grbbeben.
O uapaauif, 81. San. 9eftigt
grbf6be uurben tn gana 8ens3ueld
sefptrt. Sn ben n6rbli9en probin,en
ri9teteu biefelbsn qroben Staoen an.
Sn $uquerres, In Der probtnB gauea.
@olumbien, fir3ten mebrere 9duie'
elm.
Sapan.
q iemanb BARI mad pori
Arthur binetn.
g I. Petersbur9,3 81. San.
Der ruiff9e @efGdftstrdger In Sofit
beri9tet, hab tn GOIse arieter Dor
f9riften, usl4e bic iapanif9en Beb6r.
ben srlisben, Srsmoe ipecieue grlaub'
nib babsn miHen, UNI qort Nrt6u,
sinen Beiu9 a~bBufatten, unb banr
btirfen He bies nur ebun. nm ib'
gigentbum 3u bertaufen ooer fort3u'
rransporttreu.
aiebt 3eitun9sleu
ten NuffdIub iiber s a.
bans Mbfi9ten In
Sotto, 81. San. Warquis Sto
Der iapanif9e @sneraIbebo
fur 2orea, Iuo sefiern Absno BITE Set
tunasleute in feline officiele ReRoen
Elm uno ertldrte ibnsn bic polttif. bi
Sapaa In 4orea befOl9t bdtts; aud
fpra9 er iibsr bic Nationalpertbeibi
qung bes 2anbes bura Sapan.
Des Weitsren duberte er, oab BITE ia
panii9e &esisrung aaes aufbietel
tpsros, I'm Rorsa inouHriel uno mate
riea su heben, lino baB Der 2aiier boz
. Sapan uno feline Wtnifer ben Sort
i9ritt bes 2anbes f6roern tuolen
sIu9 auf bic grsiebuns Der Sugen
2orsas pirb srObes @epiat 9elee
tpsrbsn. Dieter plan uiro als tbe,
aus tpi9tig betra&tet. bn bie gr3iebun
Der torsanif9en Suseno bic gsjtebuu
gen auiI&en ben beibe1 2dnoern al
. elmer freunbli9ersn une fdrteren 8eR
herftelen piro.
ii @roBbrttannien.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01
Serbien.
emonRr 9e9en
OeRerret4.

B~et9rab, 81. San. Der 90.
bel ueranRaltete ee9en aauHeute. oie
R& In elmer gerfammIuns ~ @unfer
Oeferrei4s ausfpra&en. cine Oemon'
Hrotion. Die poliaei binberte Hie.
rlanb.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01
...&oblem...

uer6eu seIiefert gu foIsenoen Yrsiisn
Der Sonne
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-01

@roBbritannien.
2prb q pberts oroert TT
gngtanb'sS 4ubetne
million W n n.
2onbon, 81. San. Ttt benz
8eeinn Der neuen parlamentstbdtigteit
ri@tet 6elbmari9al Soro @obsrts BON
Neuem an bas 2anb feline @arnungen
tber bsHsn unsentigenbe Streittrdfte.
Sn elmer Mnipra&e, bic er 9eRern
Mbenb In Der 2ipsrpooler 0anoelstam'
raer belt, perfi9srte er pieberum, bab
bus 2anb iebt sbeuio boladnoig t,bor'
bereitet fur etnen 2rieg tudre uie 1899.
Ct snapfabI bringsnb, bie Rilitdrma9t
auf cine Wilior Nann su bemehen,
tpobon cine Gdlfte gum S&ube Snoiens
erforbsrli9 ,rdrs uns bic a~eite bsnD'
tbigt tparbe, um bas Gauo fur etnei
europdif&en Rries 3u raifen. 2rro
WOberts faqte. .er bdtte NIT Begeifte'
runs bie grneueruns enalif&.iapani<
f4en WhnbniFes berriomrlerl, aber q
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
BENEFITS APPRECIATED.

The Laramie Republican finds con-
siderable interest for Wyoming in the
letter of Hon. Thomas Kearns concern
ing the establishment of Department
Of Mines in the Federal Government-at
the head Of which shall stand mem
Der of the Cabinet-and in the sugges-
tiop of Senator Kearns for Justice
of the Supreme Court, selected with a
special regard toN his qualifications as
an adjudicator of mining law,
1t is not strange that an idea of such
magnitude, so forcefully presented and
urged, so manifestly needed by the
whole intermountain west, should have
Utah; 1T is only surprising and disgust
ing that here, where the idea had it's
origin, where its bigness should have
been most appreciated, and where there
should have been united effort to Sc
cure favorable consideration, the hire
ling press Of the Smootites could find
nothing but abuse for the promulgator
of the plan and for the plan itself.
A Department of Mines and Mining
with Cabinet officer is a necessity. 1t
will come when the mining States shall
unite themselves to that end. A
learned judge, equipped in the practice
of mining law and in the consideration
OF the delicate and special questions
involved in mining litigation would be
great addition to the Supreme bench;
and he will be appointed. The idea
which Senator Kearns gave to the
world will thus find fulfillment, even
thourh the petty carpers of the dis
credited church machine shall rattle
themselves into fragments in opposition
to this intermountain benefit.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
AN INSuLTER REWARDED.

1t is the part Of every American cltl-
zen to resent an insult to the chief e1-
ecutive of this Nation. There is no
Republican copyright or patent on this
privilege; and therefore, as repre-
sentative of American citizens, The
Tribune offers its remonstrance once
more against the atTocious peridy which
has characterized the treatment of
President Roosevelt by the Mormon HE
rarchy.
After parading him as their osptive
friend and after boastnG in their tab
ernacles throughout their Zion that he
was their guardian and that they could
practice their purposes safely under his
protection, they secured, through their
presentatives in Washington, his ap-
pointment Of n notorious tool Of the hie-
rarchy, ono William Spry, as United
States Marshal for Utah; and that
Marshal has dragged the executive com
mission in the mire.
The insolence, the outrageous con-
tempt Of the decencies, demonstrated
by Elder William Spry OF the Mormon
church when he committed a contempt
of court. using his Office as United
States Marshal TO make that contempt
more complete, more degrading and
more significant, should not pass unre-
buked in this community; and The
Tribune again expresses the reprobation
of thousands OF American citizens who
believe in the dignity OF the office Of
the chief executive or this Nation and
who resent this offront by Elder Spry to
President Roosevelt as a personal insult
to every American citizen in the land,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
JUST PLAIN WHY?

The best case of pointed question
receiving an answer by another pointed
question that has occurred since Yam
keedom became a specific place, popula-
ton and institution in the world, comes
to us unitedly from the Deseret News
Of Utah and the Coeur d'Alene Press
of Idaho.
The Deseret News, in that fit Of self
righteousness In which it best assumes
that it's sin is holy and other people s
virtue is vicious, makes its wearisome
plaint that the enforcement of State
Constitution and enactment of law to
provide for such enforcement in Idaho
would disfranchise every Mormon in
that State; and the Deseret News
reaches the apotheosis of its cry when
it wonders why such things should be.
The plain, blunt, everyday sayer of
good and doer Of good, without boast
ing, the Occur d'Aleno Press, replies:
"Is there any better reason for passing
law TO put the constitutional pro-
vision in force7"
When the News gets through evading
its own inquiry and arguing around
the reply of the Press, perhaps the es-
teemed editor of the church organ
could not do better than sit down in
his state of quadruple loneliness and
ask himself, "Why?n
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
THE UMPIRE


with apologies to Kipling by ". ]. Lamp.
ton in the Bohemihn.1
4 man there was and he made his PRAYER
Gwen you and II
TIC the grand stand hero and the bleachers
there
(He thought they wanted the game played
f0r),
And he was the man TO do and dare
(Even as you and H.
Oh. the hoots and howls thoy handed out
To tho man who had the sand
To tell thom what they did not know
(And now VIC know they mover could know
And could not understand
on they did
Gwen as you and IL
Decent enough and of good intent
(But the crowd didn't know wha. such
things meant.)
For chump. must follow his natural bent
Gwen as you and I)
Oh, the time he lost and the temper he lost
And the purposes that he planned
Were not 10 the crowd who didn't know why
And could not underiDand,
The ehump was skinned TO his foolish hide
(The blcachers know just how to trim)
When he might have stoered for the other
(Though 1t is OF record that be sometimes
tried)
So somo OF him lived, but mos ito,mhdirdlu
so some OF him lived, but most OF him died
And that was the finish OF him.
And it isn't the shame and it isn't the blame
That jars like a battering ram
It's coming 20 know that the crowd never
like what the umpire knows
And docs not give -
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WOMEN INVENTORS.
nnhnical WnrId Marazine

In any list of patents granted to male
inventors one is sure to hnd good
many oddities and quite sprinkling OF
positive freaks, Among those credited
TO the women are fewer absurdities, pro-
portionately, but some such are discov-
erable. For instance, there is a very
funny sort of boat, which is supposed
TO be propelled by swallowing water at
the bow and expelling it at the stern
Another curiosity of feminine origin is
the "hen persuader"-a simple oontriv-
ance intended TO be fastened 10 the ankle
of a chicken, TO prevent IL from scratch
ing In the garden. 1t consists chiefly of
two long prongs extending rearward in
the shape of fork Much more sensible,
perhaps, is rocking-chair for bald
headed man, which keeps flies off of the
occupants polished occiput by means of
tasseled cloth that swings from above
us he rocks,
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A MORMON WONDER.

The announcement of the forthcom-
ing seventy-seventh semi-annual confer
ence Of the Mormon church is made
through the Deseret News, which is the
official organ of the church when de-
sired, and which is not the official organ
of the church whenever the church
wishes to repudiate it.
This notice is peculiar above others
that have recently appeared in that it
is not signed by the names of the mem
bers Of the first presidency, but only by
the title of the first presidency Of the
Mormon church.
Is it possible that the resignation of
President Joseph T. Smith is in the
hands of his colleagues, and that it will
be presented at the forthcoming confer
ence on the ground that he is out of
harmony with his quorum7
That inharmony must exist in some
form all must admit; because Presidents
Winder and Lund are said to be mo-
nogamists, and President Smith is said
(by himself and six or seven wives) to
be polygamist. Or is it possible that
Counsellors Winder and Lund are to
be retired because Of their lack of
marital fitness for such company as that
of Smith himself7
There is much Mormon wonderment
on the subject. Heretofore the people
have supposed that fair average was
represented by the three members of
the first presidency; one wife for Win
der, one wife for Lund, and seven wives
for Smith, make total of nine, or an
average Of three spiece-the only
trouble with the average being that
Joseph F, took it all.
Well, the dear public has not long to