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Hang I'm.

Now, boys, what is the axis of the
earth?"
'The axis of the EARTH" said Johnny,
ais an imaginary line which passes
from one pole to another, and on II the
earth revolves.'
VERY good, Johnny" said the teach
ar. could you hang clothes on that
line?"
Yes, sir"
"Oh, indeed, and what sort u
.iothes, may l ask"
Imaginary clothes, sir" LONDON
Daily News.
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LONGWORTHS MEET THE KING.
Edward VII. Guest at Dinner Given
by Ambassador Reid.

LOndon.-Seldom has the entertain
ment of visitors from any foreign coun-
try attracted the attention of the social,
diplomatic and political world as did
the dinner and reception given by Am
bassador and Mrs. Reid in Dorchester
House for Representative and Mrs.
Nicholas Longworth. King Edward,
by his presence and attention to Presi-
dent Roosevelt's daughter, marked his
esteem for the United States and the
Chief Executive.
At the desire of King Edward Mrs.
LongwOrth, daughter of President
Roosevelt, occupied the place on his left
hand. Thus she took precedence of all
the duchesses and other ladies present,
including those of the first rank in Lon
don society. There We're forty-two COW
ers. The King sat in the centre on one
side of a long table. He wore ordinary
evening dress. with knee breeches and
a number of orders. Ambassador Reid
faced His Majesty.
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With the Fanny
\ FelloeOs
Adulterated Fortunes,

Little drops of water.
Little grains of sand,
Make t., mighty magnate
And his "trusty" land.
Life
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MI R. C. B. FIZER, Mt. Sterling, KY,
"Ihdre suffered aDfth kidney and
bladder trouble for ten gears past.
Last March | commenced using Peruna
n continued for three months. | have
not used it since, nor nave | felt a pain.
Il believe that | am well and | there
fore give my highest commendation to
the curative powers of Peruna."
Pe-ru-na For Kidney Trouble.
Mrs. Geo. II. Simser, Grant, Ontario,
Can, writes:
81 had not heen well for about four
years. IhGd kidney trouble, and, in
fact, felt badly nearly all the time.
"This summer | got so very bad |
thought | would try Peruna, so | wrote
to you and began at once to take Peruna
and Manalin.
81 took only two bottles of Peruna and
one OF Manalin, and now | feel better than
l have for some time.
Il feel that Peruna and Manalin cured
me and made a different woman of me al
together. l bless the day | picked up the
little book and read of your Peruna."
IL Is the business Of the Kidneys TO
femoUe from the blood all poisonous
materials. They must be active all the
time, else the system suffers. There are
times when they need a little assistance.
Peruna is exactly this sort of a remedy.
1t has saved many people from disaster by
rendering the kidneys service at a time
when they were not able to bear their own
burdens.
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Make large bags of thin cotton and empty
the feathers into them. Dissolve half a bar
of Ivory Soap in a tub of moderately warm
water and put a bag Of feathers in. Let
soak for half an hour; then work well with
the hands and rinse through two warm
waters. Lay on airing table to dry
ELEANOR R. PARKER.
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Mourning Cards.

Cards may be sent in response to
written messages of coincidence. They
are the size of the calling card, have
mourning borders, and are inclosed in
envelopes to fit, also black-pordereo.
Stationery is not SO heavily bordered
as formerly.
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Preserve the Eyes.

Never bend down to the book or
work; rather hold these up to the eyes.
Don't read or work before breakfast,
if you can possibly help it. If you
must do either drink a cup of hot milk
or cocoa first.
Very fine work that taxes the sight
should not be done by artificial light.
The general health has a great effect
on the sight. Wear warm clothing in
cold weather and cool garments in hot
weather and see that both living and
sleeping rooms are we'll ventilated.
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Of all the peoples o. Europe, the
French have the fewest children and
the Irish the most. The average
French family numbers 3.3 persons
and the average Irish family 80. In
England the average is AZ.
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Recommended.

Fond Father-"No. my boy! l can't
afford to take you to the circus
Small Son-"Boohoo. toohoo!"
Fond Father-"But if you'll be good
and stop crying you can go with mann
ma to the dentists and see her teetu
pulled."-American Spectator.
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Nautical

Mrs. Yacht (superciliously) MY
husband has a beautiful yacht. don't
suppose YOUR husband can afford such
a luxury YETI"
Mrs. Nacht-"No, the best he can 90
IS to hold the mortgage on the one your
husband has.'-The Bohemian.
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Worse.

I'm awfully superstitious about
giving knives away, aren't you"
Yes. Why. I'm even superstitlous
about lending them?'
why so?'
Because 1 seldom get them back
Detroit Free Press.
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Y, writes:
"Seven years ago
l was suffering very
much through the
failure of the kid
neys to eliminate
the uric acid from
my system. My
back was very lame
onI oohad 80 7 nuap
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Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.

A Parliamentary candidate proved to
be personally guilty of bribery is de-
barred from sitting in Parliament for
sever years. Neither can he hold any
municipal or judicial Office. He is also
liable to a penalty of f100.
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All druggists, Soc. per box, or by mail
upon receipt of price. Stamps accepted.
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IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
Women Obtain Ers. Pinkham,s
Advice and Help.
b Has Guided Thousands TO Health.-
How Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound Cured sTrs. Alice Berzyhil.
It Is q QYeao

1t is q gYeaW
satisfaction for .
woman to feel
that she can write
to another telling
her the most pri-
vate and conaden-
tai details about
her Illness, and
know that her let
ter will be seen By
a woman only.
nythousa
of cases of female
diseases come be-
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4 HIGH SCHOOL BOYS DROWNED.
Members of Graduating Glass Go
Down With Boat While on an Outing.

I1CllUClo VI 0lduudllhS SloSo w
Down With Boat While on an Outing.
Bangor, Me.-By the capsizing of a
sailboat at Hymes' Pond, nine miles
from Brewer, four members of the
graduating class of the Brewer High
School were drowned.
They are Norman Herrick, seven
teen, son of S. S. Herrick, of South
Brewer; Winfield Brown, seventeen,
son of Edwin Brown, of Brewer; La
mont Parker, eighteen, son Of Mrs. +.
A. Burrell, of Brewer; Lawrence
Aiken, nineteen, son of George Aiken,
of North Brewer.
The boat and students sank three.
quarters of a mile from the shore.
Thirteen pupils, boys and girls, were
in the party, all but the four boys be-
ing on the beach.
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wbv She Was an Early Bird.

Gust think, u new cook gets up at
Is o'clock without being called"
"She must be a jewel"
Yes; she's going to be married to
the milkman next week."-Translated
For Tales From Familie-Journal.
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Going. Going. Come.

Church "They say coal is going
down"
Gotham-"I guess that's where mine
has gone. It's gone somewhere
Yonkers Statesman.
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Two Men Killed by LIGHTNING

While hoeing corn on Mrs. Bernice
Weston's farm, one mile south of
GAINESVILLE, N. Y, at 4.3O o'clock D. H..
John Burns and John Long, ~forty-five
and forty-eight years of age. were
struck by lightning and Instantly
killed. Tney were working in the
middle of the LOT.
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say Not.

THAT fellow rejoices in the name Of
SIobbenupsky."
Il don't believe it,
Honestly, that's his name
ooh, 1 don't doubt that. But don't
believe he rejoices. cleveland Leader.
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Particulars Wanted.

"Ah, dearest" sighed young Broke
.eigh, Il cannot live without YOU
''Why not?" queried tie girl with the
obese bank balance. did you lose
your job?"-Columbus Dispatch.
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Cures Bad Breath-Positive and Instant
Cure Free-No Drugs-Cures
by Absorption.


A sweet breath is priceless.
Mulps Anti-Belch Waters will cure bad
breath and bad taste instantly. Belching
and bad taste indicate offensive breath,
which is due to stomach trouble.
MulPs Anti-Belch Waters purify the
stomach and stop belching, by absorbing
foul gases that arise from undigested food,
and by supplying the digestive organs with
natural solvents for food.
They relieve sea or car sickness and nau-
sea of any kind.
They quickly cure headache, correct the
i'll effect Of excessive eating or drinking.
They will destroy a tobacco, whisky or
onion breath instantly.
They stop fermentation in the stomach,
acute indigestion, cramps, colo, gas in the
stomach and intestines, distended abdo-
men,, heartburn, bad complexion, dizzy
spells or any other affiiction arising from
a diseased stomach.
We know MulFs Anti-Belch Waters will
do this, and we want you to know it. This
offer may not appear again.
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FAMINE THREATENS RUSSIA.

Harvests in the Volga Are a Complete
Failure.
st. Petersburg, Russia. Although
the crop reports from the Western
provinces, including Poland, are good,
the latest reports from the Volga re-
gion indicate that Russia will not es.
cape a famine. The harvest in that
corner of the empire, especially i'll
Kazan, threatens to be a complete fail
ure owing to lack of rain. This is
where the peasant agitation is most
acute.
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eyes, she has grown very stout. She
is thinking of trying the faith cure"
"The faith cure?"
eyes. You see, it doesn't involve
diet reform."-Brooklyn Life.
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Not Comfortable.

Bess-"So you visited Toms new
Offices yesterday. Do you like them?"
Tess-'No. There are three doors
leading to his private office and people
bob in there unannounced all the time"
Detroit Free Press.
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~TnnendiDp Collision,

Redd-"The prospects of striking the
North Pole begin to look brighter"
Greene-"Is that a fact?"
Eyes; 1 see they are building three
automobiles for use in trying to find
tt."-Yonkers Statesman.
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Angelic.

Miss Plainly-"He kissed me IN the
dark"
Miss Spitely-"Well, then he is ex.
:usabler'-Browning's Magazine.
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Must BE.

81 guess my Office boys grandmother
is really dead"
what makes you think So"
HE asked to get off yesterday to go
to the ball game."-Houston Post.
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FOOLISH H ACT.

Upsets Canoe by Trying to Sail With
Umbrella-Two Boys Drown.
Rochester. n. Y.-Noah Wright took
his son Arthur and his chum, Elmer
Schermerhorn, to Genesee Valley Park
for an outing. The boys were about
seventeen years old. Wright hired a
canoe from one of the boat houses.
After padding about for a time he
tired of the work, and Selling an UNI
brella attempted to sail the canoe.
The boys protested. but Wright per-
sisted until a gust of wind overturned
the craft. Wright was saved, but both
boys were drowned. His sons last
words WERE, Father, it is your fault"
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Patrick Denied New Trial

Recorder Golf, of New York City, de-
MED the motion for a new trial for Al
bert L. Patrick, condemned TO death
for the murder Of w. NJ. Rice, the
Texas millionaire.
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Mother-"Why don't you play popu.
lar music on the piano, Lora?'
Dora-"Because 1 AXE after papa,
and 1 hear he never plays ia vArites."-
Yonkers Statesman.
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Plenty of

81 know a man that has never been
kissed in his life" said he.
well" said she, unsympatheticalIy,
tits his Owl fault" nnr~it Free
Press.
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Speaks of Peace. Acts Warlike.

Emperor Francis Joseph told the Del
egations that Austria-H Hungary is at
peace with all the world and means to
stay so. then notified them that they
would be asked for money for arms
and warships in a hurry.
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Too Busy.

Some of us think life is a holiday,
when the fact is, We hardly have TINS
enough to shout "Hooray!' and %
happy,-Atlanta Constitution.
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Patience-"Was h disappointed in
ove?'
Patrice-"No; only in m~arriage."-
Yonkers Statesman.
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She-"Green is my favorite color"
He-"Mine, too. The long Eind"-
Browning's Magazine.
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TENEMENT BLAZE KILLS FOUR
Two Firemen Also Terribly Injured by
Falls in New York.

New York City.-In a fire in the tall
tenement at 209 East Ninety-seventh
street three children and a woman lost
their lives and two iremen were so
badly injured that their recovery is
considered doubtful.
AS there were more than 200 persons
in the house many of them were IN
able to reach the fire escapes and had
to jump down the airshafts to save
their lives. Sixteen Italian families.
three negro families and two Jewish
families occupied the tenement where
the fire took place.
The victims were Rebecca Rabino-
WITT, ~thirty-three years old; Abraham,
seven months; Ida, five years, and
Fannie, eight years old.
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TORTURED WITH ECZEMA.
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body
Scratched Until Bled-WOnder-
full Cure by Cuticura.

ANChCu III OIch-
full Cure by C~uticura.
"Last year 1 suffered with a tremendous
itching on my back, which grew worse ana
worse until it spread over the whole body,
and only my face and hands were free
For four months or so | suffered torments, !
and I had to scratch, scratch, scratch until
l bled. At night when | went to bed
things got worse, and 1 had at times to
get up and scratch my body all over until
[ was as sore as could be, and until suf-
fered excruciating pain. They told me
that l was suffering from eczema. Then
[ made up my mind that l would use the
Cuticura Remedies. / used them accord =
ing to instructions, and very soon indeed
l was greatly relieved. ! continued until
well, and now | am ready to recommend
the Cuticura Remedies to any one. Mrs.
Mary Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla, june
%, 1905"
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STOPS BELcHlNC.

The thing that makes a man like a
woman is he can never tell why.
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May Exclude Young Pupils.

The London County Council an
nounces that hereafter school man
ayers may exclude from board schools
children under five years old.
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Father Kicl ed

Cerald-"I am footsore.'
Geraldine-"Have you been walking
far?"
Geraldine; l just asked your faith
er for your hand."-New York Press.
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A Wretch.

She-"Walls have ears, you know"
He-"Well, I pity them when you
ing."-Yonkers Statesman.
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WHITE MADE SENATOR.

Governor Warield Appoints Him to
Succeed Mr.. German.
Baltimore, Md. Governor Warfield
has appointed William Piuckney
Whyte, the lawyer and former Gov
and United States Senator. to fill
the vacancy caused by the death of
Senator German.
MI. Whyte will serve until the next
Legislature meets in January, 1905.
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COLONEL H. A. DU POINT WINS.
Defeats Addicks For Senator-Selec.
ton Made Unanimous.

ton Made Unanimous.
Dover, Del.-Colonel Henry A. Du
Pont, of Wilmington, defeated ]. Ed
ward Addicks in the contest for the va
cant seat from Delaware in the United
States Senate. Colonel Du Pcat was
selected to fill the vacancy by a caucus
of the Republican members of the Leg
i%slature, which a in session several
hours. The action of the caucus. which
was unanimous, ends a contest that
has continued for eleven years, during
which time Addicks was the candidate
of the Union Republicans for United
States Senator.
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Origin of Ii Dog,

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething ,~softens thegums, reducesinfiamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie ,25c a bottle
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POSTAL RATES REDUCED.

Letters to Europe to Cost Five Cents
an Ounce.
Washington, D. c. The P~ostoffice
Department has issued a statement
giving the new provisions of the recent
Universal Postal Congress. BY in
creasing the weight unit from half an
ounce to Il ounce a great reduction
in letter postage is effected. This will
come into effect on October 1, 1907, af-
ter which date letters to Europe will
cost five cents an ounce and three
cents for every additional ounce.
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6l66
GOOD o 25c.


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Got the Fad.

"Know anything about this burnt
work fad?"
only that our iaundress ana cook
seem to have it a d
Are they skilful:
More or less; I've never known =
shirt or a pie to get by them without
their brand."-Houston Post.
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FITS, st. Vitus' Dance:Nervous Diseases per-
manently cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. So trial bottle and treatise free.
DE-. 81. r. KLINE. Id. 931 Arch ST. .Phila.. Pa.
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LIGHTNING FIRES A GAS WE'LL.

Millions of Feet Consumed in Flame
800 Feet High.
Parkersburg, w. Va.-Eighteen mill.
ion feet of natural gas is being con.
sumed daily by the fire at the little
town of Burnt House in Richie Coun.
ty.
The flames are rising 500 feet in the
air and the great fountain of fire at
night lights the surrounding country
The well was not capped when a fash
of lightning ignited the gas.
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Christian Scientists Dedicate Temple.
Forty thousand Christian Scientists
dedicated the S $1,000. 900 temple of the
church in Boston.
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lore Mrs. Pinkhsm every year, some
personally, others by mail. Mrs. Pink
ham Is the daughter-in-law of Lydia e.
Pinkham and for twenty-five years
under her direction and since her de-
cease she has been advising sick women
free OF charge.
Mira. Pinkham never violates the on
6deuce of women, and every testimon-
ial letter published is done so with
the written consent or request of the
writer, In order that other sick women
may be benefited as she has been.
Mrs. Alice Bsrryhil1, Of ala Boyce
Street, Chattanooga, Tenn, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pnkham,-
Three years ago life looked dark to me.
I had liberation and Inflammation Of the,
female organs and was in a serious condition.
my health was completely broken down
and the doctor told me that II I was not op-
Grated upon I would die within six months.
/ told him I would have no operation but
you'd try Lydia E; Pinkham's vegstebl:
Compound. He tried to influence me against
1t but l sent for the medicine that same day
and began to use it faithfully. Within Ave
DAYS I feS relief but was not entirely cured
until I used it for some time.
"Your medicine Is certainly fine. l have
induced several friends and nelghDors 30 taxa
It and l know more than a dozen who had
female troubles aud who to-day are as well
and strong as | am from using your Vsge
table Compound"
Just as surely as Mrs. Berryhill was
cured, will Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound cure every wonan
suffering from any form of female Ills.
If you ore sick write Mrs. P!nkham
for advics. 1t is free and always help
full
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Washing Feathers.

The United States leads in the worlds
production of coal.
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White cats with blue eyes are al
ways deaf. N.Y.-24.
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Jamaica is now apparently out of her
financial difficulties.
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Cleveland Moffett says that $4,000 Amer =
lean men are killed by work every year.
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SEVEN YEARS AGO.
Rochester Chemist Found a S~inguIar1y
Effective Medicine.

William A. Franklin, Of the Franklin
& Palmer Chemical Co., Rochester, N.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-08-09
CUNLMINS is SELECTED
ReNomlhAreD FOR GOVERNOR
eY IOWA REPUBLICAN,
CONVENTION.

Des Moines, Aug. 2.-Governor Al
bert b. Cummins was renominated by
the Republican state convention by a
vote OF 935 to 603 for George d. Per-
kins of Sioux City, his nearest CON-
petitor. The remaining 104 votes OF
the 1,G4O comprising the convention
were cast for Major S. W. Rathbun.
The complete ticket follows:
Governor, Albert b. Cummins; lieu
tenant governor, Warren Garst; secre-
tary of state, w. o. Hayward; auditor.
b. F. Carroll; treasurer. w. w. Nor
row; attorney general, H. w. Byers:
supreme judges, E. Mclean and John
G. Sherwin: superintendent OF public
instruction, John F. Riggs; clerk Of
supreme court, John c. Crockett;
court reporter, w. w. Cornwall; rail-
road commissioners, w. L. Eaton and
David j. Palmer.
The only concession made to the
anti Cummins forces was on the tariff
plank of the platform. Cummins will
run on a platform that is in all its
essentials as the standpatters want
ed 1t.
On the tariff plank there was de-
cided backdown from the old Iowa
idea" for immediate revision OF the
present schedules. While the progress
siyes got the lions share of the offices
tho GREAT state of Iowa again came
into the protection fold.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-08-09
Oasollse Explosion.

A serious and almost fatal explosion
occurred at Hazelton last Saturday.
Two barrelfuls Of gasoline had been
pumped into an iron tank In the Gel
lar Of +. A. Klabunde's store. Short
ly afterward young Ben klabunde
went into the cellar, and, it being dim
down there, struck a match. At once
there was terrific explosion. The
only entrance to the cellar Is by an
elevator, having rope attached by
which Il person can haul himself up
or let himself down. After the ex-
plosion Ben tried to escape by the ele-
vator; but the burned flesh from his
hands was rubbed of by the rope, and
lie fell back into the cellar, uncon-
scious. His father at once went down
in the cellar and brought his son up
on the elevator. The explosion was
so strong that the air rushing through
the elevator in the back part Of the
store room blew out the glass front Of
the building. The explosion set fire to
some boxes and other infiaMmable
material in the cellar, and quick work
was required to save the building.
Those always reliable articles, the
hand tire-extinguishers, we're owned
by HazeltOn business men to con-
siderable number, and these were at
once brought into play. a large vol
umc of water was also passed In buck
cts and thrown on the fire IL was
finally extinguished before the tank
OF gasoline had become hot enough TO
explode, which, had II happened,
would have been a great calamity to
Hazelton, as 1t would have demolished
the klabunde and other buildings.
and probably have burned up goodly
part OF the town. Young Ben kla-
bunde is badly injured, but II is not
believed that the injuries will prove
fatal. Ben is a good, steady, we'll
hammered boy, and general sympathy
is expressed for him.
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