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The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Frank German lost valuable
horse last Saturday. the cause of
death being a sudden attack of
collie.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Nine bars Sioux soap for
twenty five cents at the
PAoNIA GROCERY & BAKERY.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

The choicest beef, veal, mutton
and pork at the Peoples Meat
Market. Sausages and puddings
of various kinds.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Seven bars Swifts Pride soap
for twenty five cents at the
PAoNIA GROCERY & BAKERY.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Ten acres, all in cultivation. oniy
one mile from town. Cheap. See
g. { HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

E. J. Mathews came up from
Delta Sunday evening.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

John Williams is working
twenty men cleaning the Stewart
ditch this week.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Go to the Paonia Meat Market
for FISH. All kinds OF Fresh
Ocean Fish in stock.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

BICYCLES repairing in all its
branches. Also supplies tor sale
at CRADLES.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Zed Watson returned from Ken
lucky Saturday after spending the
winter in that state visiting friends.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20
&NH%EKN&N1* ~ 7'S7'S 7S S7r<'F<'F>NS'S'r
LOCAL ITEMS.

Curtis Wire Screen is better
than most wire screen.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Goods delivered promptly.
Give us. a trial order. -
THEo. koEHNE.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20
SOME BARGAINS.

Get your Abstract Of Title from
c. c. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

S. A. Anderson was up from
Hotchkiss and spent Sunday
visiting his family.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Miller & Nutting have improved
the appearance of their store by
putting up new awning.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

A machine that has taken vo-
cal culture, at Bruce hall Wednes-
day evening April 25.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Joe Roatcap is out again after
several days illness caused by too
much hard work.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Matt Cavanaugh and Jack
Wakefield returned Monday night
from a hunt after lion and bear.
They are demonstrating lot of
zeal in failing cause. Very few
bear and lion inhabit these wilds
and they might as we'll devote
their time to cats and jack rab-
bits.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

C. H. Garfield is headquarters
for grass and field seeds.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Mrs. Mabel Greenland came up
Saturday evening from Delta, and
paid her parents a visit.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

FOR SALE:-Two milch COWS.
Inquire of Henry Zook.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Cofeld left
Tuesday morning for Pueblo.
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

Ira Nelson has about despaired
of ever learning the farming busi-
ness. On Monday he tired to
bring load of alfalfa in and sue
ceeded in upsetting just on the
north side of the bridge. Care
fully replacing the load he drove
as far as the little bridge just in
side the corporation limits when
he dumped it again. The fact
that he reached town in the even-'
ing with about two hundred
pounds of hay and in good humor
marks him as phenomenon in
controlling his temper. q"
The newspaper., 1906-04-20

me extensive Business in the very
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
DocToR1Ne WILD ANIMALS

"The most interesting part Of our
work, the ddoctering part" said Henry
Love, the Zoo Keeper, is thing that
the public never sees. How would you
like to see, for instance, lion getting
his claws cut or an elephant having a
tusk flled9
"These things take place often in
zoos. The animals, getting. SO little ex-
ercise, are seized with all kinds Of
complaints. We are continually doctor
ing them. =. -.
We once had an elephant who broke
piece out Of his left tusk and went
nearly crazy with toothache. Iodoform
was applied to the cavity, and after a
time the pain ceased. But the cavity
needed to be filed, or the whole tusk
would be lost. To have applied gold
filing would have cost $500 or more,
so tin was used. Our elephant dentist
made a plug Of pure TIM smeared it
over with mastic, and drove it home
with a crashing mallet blow. You
should have seen the tears raining from
the poor elephant s eyes.
"From lack Of exercise the claws Of
lions, tigers and leopards grow too
long and begin to pierce the flesh We
then tie the animals up and manicure
them with shears-an exciting job.
' Sometimes we even doctor the fish
in the aquarium, taking them out in
our hands and dropping little castor
oil down their throats, 0rselse indicate
the water they live ina method that
some specialists consider the best one
Tor fish ailments - sssgt.s ,.s.4e
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
A String Of Good Stories
cannot tell how the truth may be-;
say the tale as twas told to me-"
A CLEVER ANIMAL.

Mayor Tom L. johnson Of Cleve-
land has been pluckily fighting a law
infringing street railway. He tore up
some Of the railways tracks, an in
junction was served against him, AMI
then ne in his turn secured another in
"We are like the old lady and the
dog, with our injunctions and manda.
muses. and what not,'' said Mayor
johnson the other day.
There was, you know, an old lady
who rented a furnished villa for the
summer, and with the villa large dog
also went. 4&fa
I'm the ,sitting-room of the villa
there was a very comfortable arm
chair. The old lady liked this chair
better than any other in the house She
always made for it the first thing.
But, alas, she nearly always found
the chair occupied by the large dog.
Beng afraid Of the dog, she never
dared bid it harshly to get out of the
chair, as she feared that it might bite
her; but, instead, she would 20 to the
window and call sCats!'
5Fhen the dog would rush to the
WING" .and. park, and the. old lady
would slip into the vacant chair
Gone day the. dog entered the room,
and, found the old lady in n sms se1m'
Of the chair. He strolled over To The
window, and, looking out, appeared ve erv
much excited, and set up a tremend-
GUS barking. =. :.
The II old lady rose and fastened TO
the window to see what was the mat.
the chair. - - "
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14

Miss Chambers will not stop her orders
for cancelled postage stamps until she
has 100000. At this time she has
$1,000, and according to receipt of
stamps since she began the collection
she will have 100000 more within three
months.
Stamp collectors regard her assert.
ment as very valuable and worth con
siderable money. She is not a 'stamp
iend," however, but since she entered
on an undertaking that her friends re.
garded as impossible, she is anxious to
complete it as soon as possible. When
she made known her intention to her
friends, she was promised assistance
from many points. She receives daily
scores Of envelopes bearing Cancelled
stamps, and among her friends who
have the time to do so, stamps are
carefully removed from the cast-off
envelopes bearing correspondence to
business concerns and factories. In
Chicago, Pittsburg and New York she is
also being assisted. Most of the for
eign stamps come from the larger cities
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
Lady Mar.y's Gossip.

London.-As most Of my readers
know, run. of tragic i'll luck has Of
late pursued Lady Hesketh. AS soon
as she was convalescent from long
and tedious illness she awoke one morn
ing to find that nearly half her income
h had Teen swallowed up in the San
tuneteller whom Lady Hesketh met on
q country road about six months ago
foretold the loss of the American wom
an IS principal income. So annoyed was
Lady Hesketh that she said if the gip-
sy did not betake, herself out of her
path at once she would hand her over
to the police. After the catastrophe
in San francisco, and when Lady Hes
gypsy wrote osthe lady reminding her
Of what she had told her, whereupon
Lady Hesketh sent her IS note.
St'Or while nothing was heard from
the .seeress, but few days ago she
called on Lady Hesketh and assured
her that in a few. years all will be
well. When San Francisco is rebuilt,
says the. gypsy, her ladyship will more
than recoup her losses.
I At Lord Rosebery's ball-the great
event which wound up the season
everyone said that Maxine Elliot MRS.
Nat Goodwin) was the handsomest
woman in the room. The host himself
took her straight to the Princess Of
Wales, to whom she was introduced for
the first time, and altho, as everyone
knows, that lady is far from keen on
American women, sheFmade quite fuss
Of the actress and then and there in
| vited her to come and have tea with
her at Frogmore House, Windsor. Lord
Rosebery danced twice with Mrs. Good
win and Lord Dalmeny and his brother,
Neil Primrose, were also on her pro-
gram. If it was for the sake Of effect
she decided not to wear single jewel,
she certainly succeeded, the more so
because on the occasion every other
woman in the room had on all her best
Jewels. Mrs. Goodwin 8 frock vase a
Doucet creation Of rose pink tulle, sim
pie in itself, yet stamped with the in
delible cachet of its designer. Deep
red roses rested in her corsage and
there was as-berthe Of wonderful old
lace Whereversshe moved people asked
who she was. 81.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
With the Long Bou
Eye natures walks, shoot folly al Il lflles.''

Go up by Leans and
Rhnros Supply Either Short
Rhocei Not to Be Had that Figure
if You
be bad way The rhnoeeros either
.a t Necessary beast be had
las also P become So scarce sssst his
was 5000 hsto to $751; Today will 1xs
The today but
possession aS f Rngng Bohe n years Old and
hide the % m acays BE, s Ro dsa e s
as thy ts Wild | 5 m p % ] list
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manager
the old savage Sabine way He says: - :.
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before h the the # @
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traced 1at him all Nav the Their and
dSt rave S @ s II SEEM. s1's the
Hdeso making his toet 0i1n r saa
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saying FENCE s eshiSied ms eE sesra ts
left Bismarck. - =. "A. j. r N
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
FROM ELIZABETH LEE
A Girl of is.

Dear Miss Lee: I am girl of 16.
and have light-brown hair, fair com
plexion, light-blue eyes. 1 am feet 8
inches, bust measure 81, waist 20 and
hips 80. I would like new fall suit.
What color would you advise me to
get9 I have a gray and blue, so
would not care for either. Are they 90
ing to wear the black and white check 2
How long should wear my skirts, ac-
cording to my height7 And how should
[ make my suit? Thanking you in a.
vance, yours with respect. Fl. G. M.
Waseca, MINI.
l should like you in dark red or a
dark green, the former. preferably, as
it would make you look stouter than
the green, and SO, incidentally, tend to
decrease your height, which is quite tall
for your age and your other proportions.
a check will become you better than
the plain, if you like them. A skirt
in triple effect, say in dull-red broken
plaid, each skirt finished with band
of dark-red broadcloth, would be a good
model, the coat half or three quarter
length, made In empire or loose tourist
erect, with yoke trimmed with the
plain goods, or collar and cuffs as the
case may be, will finish stylish suit.
Tourist or box effects have coat sleeve
models, the empire styles affecting
something fuller and more fancifui.
Your skirts should end just below your
shoetops. Elizabeth Lee.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
AT THE PHOTOGRAPHERS.

According to a prominent photogra
pher, it is a curious fact that the two
sides Of human face are seldom if
ever the same. a phYsiognomy even
fairly. well mated when viewed from
opposite sides Of the room being suff.
GENTLY rare to excite interest.
People are quick to recognize that
photograph taken from one side is
more attractive than the opposite pose,
he explained
They usually attribute the differ
ence to some atmospheric influence OF
sometimes to a defect n the camera
"But, as every photographer knows
the real inequality lies in the faces
themselves, the right side often differ
ing radically from the left, and vice
versa. I have sometimes heard ii
claimed that the left side is always the
more attractive of the two, but my
own experience has not confirmed this
theory.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
STAMPS FOR WALLPAPER

Miss Sadie Chambers of Anderson.
Ind, has begun the task of papering
her room with Cancelled postage stamps
Of all nations and if she can average
three to five hours day on the work
she will be able to complete it by house
cleaning time next spring.
Miss Chambers lives with her mother,
and on the second floor Of a two-story
residence has a room 1924 feet, with
a nine-foot ceiling
If all postage stamps were Of the
same dimensions it would not be diff
fcult matter to calculate as to about
how many stamps would be required
for the side walls and ceiling, but be-
cause of variety Of sizes of stamps Of
many. nations the problem of ascertain
ing just how many stamps will be
needed-is one that would doubtless balk
even Arthur Griffith, the Milford Jug
gler of high figures.
Miss Chambers, her friends and also
paper hangers, have worn out several
lead pencils in figuring as to how many
postage stamps will be required To
be sure that she will have enough
stamps to paper the room as planned.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
What the Market Affords

Leg of lamb, 16 cents pound
& Ducks, Is cents a pound.
e Sleeps kidneys, 5 cents each.
s Chives, two punches for 5 cents.
Spinach, Is cents peck.
Corn, 10 cents dozen.
II Blackberries, 10 cents a box.
Minnetonka Delaware grapes, 20
cents a pound.
Minnetonka Concord grapes, Is cents
" small basket. -. -. -.
The Minnetonka grapes are in the
market and Minneapolis people will
Hwares are, as yet, only to be bought
by the pound, as they are not in has
kets A few blackberries are still to
he found by anyone who wants to make
& a blackberry pudding or pie Il
The leg of lamb may be cooked i'll
Brittany fashion by boning and stuGing
with a mixture Of bread crumbs, par
sley, sweet marjoram, onion and the
syolk Of an egg. Cook the meat for one
Sand rubbing it with garlic. Basic often
with the drippings and cup of stock,
sif you have it. In Brittany, the roast
sswould be served with PURGE Of Lima
sfbeans, but the American cook may omit
Il that if she wishes. To make it, boil
!, one pint of the beans, mash with but
e ter. add little white stock and season
q before passing thru sieve. Put tho
iEpuree. ON the platter, place the meat
lover it and pour the gravy, reduced and
shskimmed of fat, over all.
sE For tomato fritters select ripe. firm
fruit, peel and cut in slices about half
an inch thick. Make regular fritter
batter and if possible, let it stand in
MA cold place couple of hours. Dry the
tomatoe Slices dip them one by one
Il into the batter and fry in deep. hot
81 fat.
.ssls. Housekeepers are beginning to real
Hize that the pear is almost as useful
Vas the peach in the making of fancy
Il desserts, and as it's keeping qualities
are excellent it will probably become
@more and more popular for these dainty
@sdishes, according to What to Eat. Sliced
livery thin and served simply with sweet
3gened whipped cream, even an epicure
should be delighted with it, or t NAV
l be served in the same way combined
with bananas, peaches, or very ripe.
rich favored apples Only. the finest
y favored pears should be used for serv-
Il ing with cream and sugar.
Pear croquets are more novel and
quite as delicious. Pare. core and chop
very fine six large, ripe pears. Nix
with them two tahlespoonfuls Of clari-
fed butter. three-fourths Of cupful
u Of sugar, four wellbeaten eggs, snffi-
Client finely grated bread to make
smooth and stiff, and nutmeg to flavor.
8 Mold into small croquets. drop them
Into boiling water, and let simmer for
half an hour. Roll in fnelv-chopped
almonds mixed with little cinnamon
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
REMEMBER YOUR FALSE TEETH

The chambermaid Of the Ocean house
handed to the head clerk little packet
wrapped in brown paper.
Another set Of false teeth9O the
man asked, as he putathe packet in the
safe. ss$,...I z@s =
Yes, sir. -. iasGg - III. 80,
doesn It it2'' y
HThe third,1s '''c Is l,r:5~e,. g. e
The clerk turned to a guest. .eg- +,
It's amazing, sir, III hes said, Chow
many of our male guestssatin quitting
the hotel, leave theft false teeth be-
hind ,themi,in a glass Of water4 In the
outrush. of. departures at'ethis season
there are always some half-dozen sets
Of false teeth left behind.
:. They re always men g. ~ You can
tell women's false teeth by their great
greater Breadth ACROSS the jaw oS W Se9r
en- never forget their false teeth, even
in fires or shipwrecks.y,, -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
WOMAN's CHANCES TO MARRY
AN EVENING SPOILED.

Gertrude Anterior, the noted novel
1st, was condemning the Mormons AMI
: Imagine she said, ga Norman
wire and husband, on cool autumnal
she with her knitting, he with book
or q newspaper.
THE wife looks up affectionately ey-
cry little while, thinking that she was
lucky to have secured such consia
crate, home loving chap for mate.
when suddenly the man rises and takes
his hat and gloves. 9 '''tAo ~
81 Where are you going, aearss the
10 see young Miss Smith, the
husband replies. I have an appoint.
menu with her She is to give me her
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
HE FELL DOWN

A: H. Brockie, the well-known Phila.
delphla architect, designed the replica
ct INDEPENDENCE hall that the city: of
Norfolk, Va, is to- erect, and at the
ceremony Of ground breaking for this
sCfucture MI. Brockie. aprOpos of
speech.making, said: M. 0
Whenever I listen to poor speak
er, ! think of a physician whom T. once
heard wading thru an after-dinner
speech in Philadelphia. :,
The physician did not wade very
far thru his speech. He said; -"
4" Unprepared as I AMIN this i'm.
promptu- totally unprepared, T will
aE-5eextemporaneously, being unpre-
pared NJ
fJust then the physician 8 wife, who
"a low, encouraging voice: hy4
Go on, Tom! You had it all by
heart this afternoon. Go on. ''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14

Immediately arose., THE drop of air
danced up and down like a living dia-
mond. The whisky and soda bubbled
and Kissed, a very geyser. The classic
came covered with a veil of cold and
cate and aromatic spray, rose up into
the air. -. II
$50 for two or three minutes. Then
that pleasant turmoil subsidized, and in
the glass lay qliescent lump Of ice
the size of a cherry. The ice soon
melted and I tossed off. my drink. All,
b MARK my words. liquid air will soon
take ices place in the cold drinks, and
soon you will hear 5 in every cafe:
ade!' q = -
HHsThree liquid-air rickeys!,u
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14

way, but you will not have flowers from
them before the month Of March the
following spring. But they can be kept
alive well enough, and by cutting back
will answer for some kinds Of bed
ding. So you see if your idea is: winter
flowers you: will miss it by lifting old
plants. If you want winter blooming
geraniums you must either grow them
in pots all summer, or take off and root
young cuttings in August, and keep
them all winter in small sized pots.
,Heliotropes can be kept over in cool.
sunny, upstairs windows.
When potting from open ground first
cut the plant well back, SO as to pre-
vent too much willing; then soak thor
oily and shade from sun until all wilt
ing is over.
Continued tomorrow
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
"wA1TER, L1oU1D-AIR RIcKEY!'

HLiquid air. saba hotel man,
"will soon form a part Of all cold
drinks. It is, you know, thousands Of
times more cooling than ice, and it oc-
cupies no space. The tiniest drop of
liquid air would cool lemonade more
etfectually than lump Of ice the size
Of your head.
- "Liquid air in the past was too ex-
pensive to use for cooling drinks. Now,
tho. it can be manufactured for dol
tain shouldn't introduce it.,
chemist mixed me, the other day,
whisky and soda, and into the amber
colored, sharp and bracing drink he
dropped one tiny drop of liquid air.
"a great and beautiful commotion
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
WELL-KNoWN WOMEN

Mrs. Carrot A. Hobart, widow Of
Vice President Hobart, whose gener-
GUS charities are well known to Wash
ington society. the diet. kitchen being
one of her chief pets while she lived
IN the Don Cameron house on Lafayette
dents home, has just donated $4,000 to
start a hospital in the White noun
tains, where she spends the greater part
of each summer.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
Art OF POTTnIG PI.ANTS-Iv
- j
Notes Of Fall Work Among the Flowers
-Geraniums.

Geraniums can be lifted and kept
over from one season to another in
several ways. Some lift and pot them
in good, sandy loan, in suitable potts.,
some use tin cans, but let me here say,
that, while these cans are in manner
suitable, they are certainly far, far
from ornamental. Some resort to paint
or wallpaper, but even these additions
do not tend to add to their artistic
value. Better buy flower pots Of terra
Gotta; they cost very little. This will
do. and you can save them over in this
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
Mrs Waldorf Astor, formerly Miss
Mamie Langhorne of Richmond and

Mrs. Waldorf Aston, formerly Miss
Mamie Langhorne of Richmond and
Albemarle county, Va. who with her
husband, has been visiting her father,
Chiswell D. Langhorne, at Hesboro, did
not visit the Old Dominion before re-
turning to England. Mrs. Astor has
been indisposed ever since reaching
America and was not able to attend
any of the many entertainments
planned in her honor. Mr.. and Mrs.
Astor sailed for England on Sept. l,
accompanied by Miss Nora Langhorne.
and went direct to Cliveden, the ia.
nous country seat given to his son by
William Waldorf Astor as wedding
present.
The news that the Countess Cassini
has joined the Roman Catholic church
in Washington. She was never devoted
to. the Greek church, and, in fact, she
is said to besmore. French than Rus.
sian, and she was educated in a con-
vent in Paris. In Washington she took
great interest In the Roman Catholic
charities. The rumor that she is to
take the veil is not confirmed, nor is
that other alleging that there has been
some breach between herself and Count
Cassinl The countess was never pre-
sented at the Russian court, and conse-
sqnently her change sof religion will have
now little if any bearing on her social
position. During the visits of Count
Cassini to Russia the countess usually
stopped in Paris.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-14
NOT LOVED

AS the food trust millionaire drove
thru the city. every eye was turned
upon him. $500
"He is evidently, well known and
well loved here, = one, said. go;
. He is well known, all right,' said
an inhabitant. ftThere's not family
in the town that hasn't got some kind
OF a chronic stomach trouble from eat
ing his coal tar: and boracic acid and