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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25
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Costs Nothing.
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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25
No Danger.

Now, Mr.. Newcome." the vestry-
man. who WAS decidedly low church. .
said to the new rector. there's one
thing we demand of our rector; there
must be no surplice here"
"surplus?" interrupted the Rev. Mr..
Newcome, there's no danger OF that
on the salary you pay."-Philadelphia
Press.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

Mrs. Burdock-Bobby, how many
times have ! told you not to put your
rubber boots In the oven to dry out /?
Now the wholeh house simply reeks with
that disgusting odor. Go instantly
and
Bobby Burdock-Aw, Nal Them
amt my boots. That's Pa smokin'
one % them cigars you gave him on
Christmas.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25
For Sale.

We wish to dispose of 100 acres of
good farm land In New Market town
ship, three and one-half miles from
Hillsboro. Fair house, stable and
cribs, thirty acres bottom land, four
acres good timber. If this farm 10 not
cold by March l, we want man with
son old enough to work and to farm
this land. Man to furnish team.
Cali on or address,
ADELIA A. WEST.
C1As. =. HAYNES, Exrs.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25
In Dead Earnest.

A travelling man received the follow
ing telegram from his wife:
Twins arrived tonight. More by
mail"
He went at once to the nearest Office
and sent the following reply:
- leave for home tonight. II more
come by mail send TO dead letter Office. :"
-Lipnincott's Magazine
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25
Mountain Sheep Become Tame.

Mountain sheep in the vicinity OF w.
F. Owens ranch are becoming very
tame Mr.. Givens, who is special
game warden. says that nearly every
morning six OF eight I these animals
gather around his house to be fed
There are between 40 and SO sheep in
the flock. but only few of them have
become tame. This Is the largest flock
OF these animals in the state as far as
known here Denver Republican.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

$50 she married that awful Jack
Rounder ? Why, didn't she know that
he had been blackballed by every club
Ia town."
Yes that's why she took him. She
thought there'd be some chance Of
keeping hin at home EVENING""
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

1t invigorates, strengthens an
builds up. 1t keeps you in condition
physically, mentally and morally.
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
ain Tea will do. 35 cents, Tea or
tblets. X AUFMANN & BAER.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

Psmith-"You can't eat your cake
and have 1t, too." you know.
Kjones-The dickens ! can't !" You
ought 70 try some of my wife's cake
you can eatit and it'll stay with you
for four days. ~
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

"sir, 1t takes three gener ations to
make gentleman"
"Ah And you think there may he
some hope for your great-great-grand-
son ?"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25
What. IndeedP

Manager-Your play Is too tame.
The last act ought to end with a snap.
Playwright--Doesn't the hero marry
the heiress? Say. what do you call a
snap, anyhow - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

"I'm afraid" said young Stopping.
ton, feeling his way, shat your sister
doesn't like to have me call so often?"
"You don't know Sis" answered the
young brother, encouragingly. "She
can stand for anybody, just 80 1t looks
like a man."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

Floor Walker-Do you wish to do
some shopping the incounters9
Mrs. Nosailles--Yes, my husband
and came to see
Floor Walker-Take your husband
to the smoking room, madam, and the
attendant will give you . check for
him.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

Three little babies we're nestled in bed
I'm name William, Willie and BILL"
mother said
Widewas her smile, for triplets they be,
eae lays her good luck to Rocky Noun.
tain Tea. Great baay medicine.
KAUyNANN = BAN.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

Jonesmith-My wife was such PEN
sive creature before l married her,
but she appears to have gotten all
over II now.
Brownwright-Isee You mean she's
expensive now
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

"Yes, we have all the modern i'm
provmeats In this fat. Here is the
patent veutilatingsystem. Here 10 the
dumb walter"
''What do you use that for 2" &
why, TO send tips down to the jan
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25
Milk in Paris.

In Paris the average price OF pur'
milk is 1873 cents a gallon.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-25

"How did you feel when, yol were
struck by lightning?"
"Thunderstruck.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
VAST WEALTH NOT EVERYTHING.
LIES Enjoyments That Belong to Man
of Modest Income.

Our good friend with 100000 a
year can not eat much more or better
food or drink much more or better
drinks than we can. If he does he
Will be sorry. He can have more
PAGES to live in and enormously more
and handsomer ari aratus of living, but
he can't live in more than one place
at once, and too much apparatus is
bother. He can make himself com.
Portable and live healthful. So can
we. He can have all the leisure he
wants, can go where he likes and
stay as long as he will. He has the
letter of us there. We have the better
OF him in having the daily excitement
and discipline too. We are apt to get
more than he does-the salutary dis
cipline of steady work, of self-denial,
or effort. That is enormously valuable
to soul, body and mind. He can't buy
1t. We get it thrown in with our daily
Tread We have rather better chances
than he of raising our children well.
We are as likely as he to have good
friends worth having and to find pleas
IRE in them.-Atlanta Monthly.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
EVIDENTLY WAS NOT CURIOUS.
Attendant at Cathedral Had More
Than Usual English Stolidity.

While going through an English
cathedral" said returned visitor the
other day, I'VE noticed that all the
tombs except one had inscriptions ex-
planning them. Being curious to know
whose tomb it was that did not bear
an inscription l walked down to an
iron railing, the gate of which was in
charge of an old man. We had en-
tered this gate to view the tombs
paying the customary sixpence admis
sion. Pointing to the tomb, which was
less than seventy-fve feet from the
gate at which the old man was sta.
toned, | said to him: Beg pardon
but whose tomb is that one there? II
has no card on it,, and I'm curious t.
know its history
Looking up toward where | was
pointing and peering through the
rather dim atmosphere of the church
the old man in the most pathetic tone
imaginable replied: 4 don't know
sir; I've never been up that far
Surprising that he was a new.
conner | said: How long have you
been here?
Slowly but proudly came the reply:
"Twenty-seven years."
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
WANDERER WELCOMED HOME.
Pretty Custom That Prevails in Wur-
temberq, Germany.

A custom, touching in it's kindly
good feeling, is that of putting a
wreath of flowers over the hall door,
to celebrate the return, after 4 jour
ney, of any member of the family.
Usually the word welcome" is print
ed on a big card and encircled by the
wreath; but sometimes the entire
door is framed in green and a bunch
Of flowers at the top gives brightness
to the whole. A bride who did not
have her new home decorated for her
entry would feel that shD had indeed
been badly treated. If there is no
one else to put up the wreath, no
friends or family, if the bride Is be-
ginning life in a strange city, then
the servants give the decorations
themselves, and it is they who pro-
vide a floral welcome CT the family
when it returns from its summer trip.
Wurtembergers, like other continent
tai peoples, live in apartments, one
reason perhaps why the children are
less bolsterous than with us, as the
fear of the lower floors anger is al
ways present, to the mothers mind, at
least, and the boys are obliged to put
on felt slippers when they begin to
play. Each family in succession
cleans the general staircase for
week, and in modest households a
gaily-colored card representing a po-
liceman talking to maid is the sign
that it is "Kehrwoche' (sweeping
week. and is hung near the entrance
door of those whose turn it is to labor
for the general good.--Donahoe's
Magazine.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
Little Dorothy's Wish.

Little Dorothy's papa had been very
i'll with appendicitis and had lain for
many days in the darkened room after
the doctors had come and removed his
appendix. Dorothy had been told to
be very quiet and very good, with the
promise that she should go in to see
her papa at the earliest possible mo-
ment. At last she was permitted a
brief interview. When nurse came to
take her away she hung back a mo-
ment. Haven't | been very quiet,
papa" "Yes," whispered the fond
parent. "And haven't I been very
good?" Her father admitted it. "Then
won't you do me big favor, papa?"
Certainly. What is it, my child?"
Let me see the baby"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
BLOW FOR STATELY COUNSEL.
Witness Thoroughly SqueIched Pat.
ronizirE New York LAWYER.

It is so seldom that a witness
squelches wise counsel ON cross-exam-
ination that a veritable instance is
worth preserving. DR.. John A. Grid
ner, of New York, testified in the Su.
preme court the other day on behalf
OF woman who sued the Elevated
Railroad company for damages. Aus
ten G. Fox arose to cross-examine him.
Mr.. Fox is one of the leaders of the
New York bar, a tall and stately gen.
tleman, rather given to patronizing
everybody, and a Harvard alumnus Of
the ultra-Harvard type. He used the
broadcast of broad AS"
Doctor" he began, with a glance
at the jury that urged them not to
miss the fun that was coming; DOC
tor, l observed that my learned broth
er called the scar on the plaintiffs
body cic-AT-rix, while you call it
a CIC-at-rix. Now, when you two
such eminent orthopodists disagree,
must beg for enlightenment. Will
you tell me what should call it,"
"You?" replied Dr. Girdner, with
slow survey of the triumphant mas
ter of sarcasm that roamed from his
distinguished forehead to his ultra
fashionable spats. You? Oh, guess
you'd call it a sick-KAW-trix!"
The whole court roared. Mr.. Fox
turned pink, red, purple, and sat
down.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
TEA DEADLY FOE OF TYPHOID.
Boiling of the Drink Has a Germicida
Effect

Effect.
lt Is said on the high authority of
an American medical journal that, al.
though the Chinese people live in
saturated soil, they are singular
ly free from typhoid fever and other
diseases of which water is the me.
dunn of communication. This condi-
ton is attributed the universal Gus
tom of copious tea drinking.
The tea itself is not held to be the
safeguard against the disease, but the
boiling of the drink has a germicida
effect which produces sanitary advan.
tages. And If tea produces any i'll
results they are not to be considered
beside these advantages.
The tea leaf is described as form
ing one of the most innocent and at
tractive fiavorings possible for hot
drinks, and the boiled drink is the foe
to the deadly germ.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
DRUGGIST HAS GREAT SCHEME
Not Only Avoids Night Calls, Blu
Attracts Customers

certain druggist who does not
like TO answer night calls, especially
as he has found by experience that
he offends people who call him up al
night by his displeased abrupt man
ner, has devised scheme by which
he does not have to get up, and at
the same time does not lose custom
ers. In his own words he works 1t
this way:
Il disconncct my bell so that it can.
not ring. After waiting some time
the person who wants to get in gives
1t up as bad job and goes down the
street to the next store. This man
opens for him, but is naturally very
much displeased and, as I usually do,
he shows that he is disgruntled and
offends the customer. Early the next
morning the customer calls
at my store to inform me
that my bell is out Of
order and tells me what low opinion
he has of the other druggist, whom he
considers very impolite man."-New
York Times.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
Fears for Accident Policy.

Within the last three years Col. H.
B. Maxon, of Reno, New, has fallen
down a mining shaft, breaking both
legs; been knocked across a Los An
geles street by an automobile; has
been in three railroad wrecks; partici-
pated in an automobile smash-up in
Salt Lake City, and seven weeks ago
was trampled nearly to death by some
horses. He is afraid his accident in
surance policy will be cancelled.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
Soldiers Were Also Mechanics.

In August of 1900, during the jour-
noy of company of French engineers
from the capital of Marseilles, the
driver, by some unfortunate accident,
fell from the engine on to the line,
while the stoker, overcome with emo
ton, tainted. A couple of soldiers,
however, at once stepped into the
breach and volunteered to drive the
train. which they did with such skill
and nerve that it arrived at Dion
three minutes before the advertised
time.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
Haley Was Giving Them Fits.

A few years ago George F. Haley
Of Biddeford, now one of the fore
nest lawyers of the York county bar,
trying his first criminal case be-
e the supreme judicial court of
me, with Chief Justice John A. Pc
on the bench. Mr.. Haley was in
riddle of his plea, when a man in
> 'u'ience fell over in a convulsion.
.oung lawyer stopped, discon-
O.
cr. sir, go on" said the chief
you're giving them fits."-
Z Herald.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
Likes High License.

DR.. AbeRg, a GermSn official of the
Department of the Interior, who is in
the United States making a study of
American liquor legislation, both for
himself and for the use of the German
Minister Of the Interior, states that
the notion of high license is beginning
to take root in German government
circles. At present the license runs
only about $25 year in American
money.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
To Break Up Frer', Cold.

II is well +" remember hat a fresh
col in the may s. ,times be
br' en- up nediately If treated
early by snr 'ng warm salt water up
the nose from the palm of the hand.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
Lafayette's Watch.

s. S. Wertz, Of Altoona, Pa, is the
proud possessor Of the watch once
owned by Lafayette.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-05-05
Motor Repair WAGONS.

The London county council now
uses motor repair wagons to attend to
breakdowns on the street railways.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-12-14
When IL an Old Maid,

When does a girl become an ola
maidY This question, blunt and shorn
OF delicate InnuendO, is now figuring
IN the somnolent discussion OF Phlla.
delphia society. One might say that
girl becomes an old maid when she
falls to marry betlmes. but that is not
the point What is the exact year
that nshers In sp.nsterhood and closes
forever the gates Of youth? OF course
this ls not matter in which man
has any word to say. no rational
wearer OF trousers would tempt fate
and the scorn OF femininlty by at.
tempting n suggestion, for any arbl.
trary dead line would necessarily
bring down upon the luckless mascu.
line head a storm of reprobation. Il
has been left to the women them.
selves to brave the peril. And they
have placed the age at 40 years.
Under this ruling a woman is a ten.
der bud until twoscore years have
counted their gloomy lltany Of days
and the hair near the scalp begins to
whlten.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-12-14
CHURCH PEW HIS BED.
Tramp Finds Rest for His Weary
Bones In House Of Worship.

The janitor OF one Of Portsmouths
largest churches was given a big sur.
prise Sunday morning as he stepped
into the auditorium after opening the
big front doors to allow OF the usual
airing out lie came face to face with
a strange anG tough.looking man. At
first the janltor feared touch of the
chills, but he finally brought himself
together and inquired Of the man what
he had been doing.
The fellow said that ne had been en-.
joying n nights rest on the cushions
OF pew away down front. Saturday
night he was attracted to the church
by the singing of the choir during re-
hearsal. He found the door open,
walked in and sat down.
The music had that soothing effect
and the wanderer fell asleep He knew
nothing more until daylight, when he
awoke wondering where he was at. lie
said that in all his life he had never
found a more comfortable bed.
The ianltor looked about, saw that
nothing was disturbed and then al
lowed the stranger to go.-Portsmouth
N. H., Times.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-12-14
RUNNING SORES ON LIMBS.
Little Girls Obstinate Case Of Eczema
Mother Says: "cutleura RENE.
dies a Household Standby"

Last year, after having my little
girl treated by a very prominent
physician, for an obstinate case of
eczema, resorted to the Cuticura
Remedies, and was so we'll pleased
with the almost instantaneous relief
afforded that we discarded the physl.
clans prescription and relied entirely
on the Cuticura Soap, Cutlcura Oint.
ment and Cutlcura Pills. When we
commenced with the Cuticura Rene.
dies her feet and limbs were covered
with running sores. In about six
weeks we had her completely well,
and there has been no recurrence OF
the trouble. We find that the Cutl.
cura Remedies are a valuable house.
hold standby, living as we do, twelve
miles from doctor, and where II
costs from twenty to twenty-five dol.
lars to come up on the mountain.
Mrs, Lizzie Vincent Thomas, Fair.
mount, Walden's Ridge, Tenn, Oct.
10, 1905"
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-12-14
IT'S THE FOOD.
The True Way to Correct NerVou:
Troubles.

Nervous troubles are more often
caused by improper food and indiges'
ton than most people imagine. Even
doctors sometimes overlook this fact.
A man says:
Until two years ago wafIies and
butter with meat and gravy were the
main features Of my breakfast. Final
ly dyspepsia came on and ] found my
self In bad condition, worse in the
morning than any other time. ! would
have a full, sick feeling in my stom'
ach, with pains in my heart, sides and
head.
at times I would have no appetite
for days. then | would feel ravenous,
never satisfied when ] did eat and so
nervous felt like shrleklng at the
ton Of my voice. lost flesh badly
and hardly knew which way to turn
until one day bought box Of Grape
Nuts food 20 see II ! could eat that.
| tried It without telling the doctor,
and liked It fine; made me feel as II
| had something to eat that was salts
flying and still didn't have that
heavinoss that had felt after eating
any other food
AZ hadn't drank any coffee then in
five weeks. kept on with the Grape
Nuts and in a month and a half | had
gained Is pounds, could eat almost
ANYTHING wanted, didn't feel badly
after eating and my nervousness was
all gone. It's pleasure to be we'll
again
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read the book, THE
Road TO Wellyllle," In pkgs. There's
q reason"
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-12-14
Attendance at l-lepslc Fair.

At the Leipslc fall fair Of 1906, Tie
number of firms represented as buyO IS
was 1856, as against 9lO5 in 1905 aud
1884 in l9O3 an increase of over 81
per cent during the last three yea s,
The United States and Canada were
represented by ia buyers, while Latin
America, Asia and Europe were also
well represented The official list of
sellers this year shows that 1926 firms
had exhibits, as against 3,lOl in 1905,
The countries represented, and the
number Of firms from each, were as
follows: German empire. 1851; Aus.
tria.Iungary, OPS; France, 40; Great
Britain, 10; Netherlands, 10; Swltzer-
land 6; Italy 3; Belgium, 4; Den.
mark, 3 Sweden, ., and the United
States, 1.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-12-14
loves First Awakenlnu.

One is always a little hypocrltical
In the beginnings Of love. How can
you expect woman, reasonable
woman. to confess to herself frankly
that a man whom she did not know
yesterday occupies already larger
place in her heart than all her rela.
tlves, friends or enemies? She will
spend entire months, a year, perhaps,
in seeking for her preoccupat!ons all
sorts OF names before giving to them
their true one.--Madamc Emile de
Girardin.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-12-14
HOW DEBILITY SHOWS
And Why Or. Williams Pink Pills
Are q Specific for Dangerous
Physical Declines.


The symptoms Of general debility vary
according TO the cause but weakness is
always present, a tendency 10 perspire
and fatigue easily, ringing in the ears,
sometimes black spots passing before
the eyes, weak back, vertigo, wakeful-
ness caused by inability &c sop thinking,
and unrefreshing sleep. The cause Of
the trouble may DO some drain on the
system or it may DO mental or physical
overwork, sometimes insufficient nutri.
ton due TO digestive disturbance. In
the latter case there is generally a loss Of
appetite and q coated tongue Us well US
general languor and debility.
Miss Lula NJ. Metzger, n stenographer,
livingat n Mill street, Wntertown, ~,
suffered for over year from general
debility. at was caused by oyerstudy,"
she says, land had no ambition, didn't
want to 90 anywhere, my food didn't
taste good, was run down, lifeless and
listless. took medicines but they failed
to help me. Finally friends recon.
mended DR.. Williams Pink Pills TO my
mother and she got some for me. took
them for some time and was entirely
cured and have had no return Of tho
trouble"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure debility
because they actually make new, red,
rich blood, and rs the blood carries
nourishment 10 all the organs aud tissues
of the body, nerves ms well as muscles,
the new blood stimulates the organs to
l 4 a. a a Al.
and normal health follows. Not only
is this treatment sufficient TO cure de.
bility but many severe nervous disorders
as well.
The pills are sold by all druggists, or
will be sent postpaid, on receipt of price,
80 cents per box, six boxes $3.50, by the
DR.. Williams Medicine Co, Science.
tady, n. Y. Send for free diet book.