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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
eJoHNHENRY
IN LITERATURE
BY HUGH McHUGH
GEORGE v. HOBART


I've got friend in the literary bust.
ness.
He writes books and wears hair
enough to put the Brotherhood of Bar
bers on the bum.
When he isn't running a serial story
through the magazines he's running his
fingers through the eel-grass on his top
knot and looking wise.
| hate to knock friend but simply
because "a guy is n genius does he have
to rush around with mop on his ko-
ko, and butt into a public building
every time he thinks In the open air?
My friends name is Newton with
eringham Hurtuboise in print, but at
home they call him Bud for short
Buds father says the lad with the
| literary bug ought to be driving a cart
In the direction of the dump, but Bud
| only smiles and asks mother to pass
the ash
A fish diet is said to be the real cheese
for the brain.
| think II Bud would only eat shark
or a whale he might be able to write
something warm.
I'm not knocking, remember; I'm
only saying what | think.
! hate knocker.
I used to go to school with Bud
| While he was inside licking up loga-
rithms and beating Caesars Common
taries to pulp. | was always loa ing
around the outside of the knowledge
Factory, printing my name on the
fence with a jackknife, and acting just
like the village cut-up.
Annd look at the difference between
us to-day!
Bud can sit down and write a novel
that will stand you up in the corner,
but when he wants to get downtown
he has to touch the old lady for the
| p'ice of car ride.
never got beyond the Fifth Reader,
and couldn't dig up a Latin word to
save my soul, so all can do is to
squeeze into a pool-room, bury my face
In the dope and crawl out little late.
with hatful of money.
| tell you It's all dead wrong to give
the little old red schoolhouse the CLASSY
grin. That's right.
| Anyway, bumped into Bud the other
evening and led him to a trough.
| coughed for a couple of throat teas
ers and Bud warmed up with the CAB.
He was out to tell me how hard II Is
TO write a novel, but | cut in on his
circuit.
ITS a cinch!" I says. "All dub
has to do is to pound out parcel OF
paragraphs, drag them down to the
starter and let them get away In q
bunch"
was ready to buy again, so Bud
didn't contradict me and delay the
game.
After had filled his reservoir he
turns the hot-air into his pipes and
comes down the lane with the assertion
that | couldn't write a postal-card TO
friend and finish right
! call that ingratitude.
To give me a steer like that after I
modified with him across the Plaza and
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

Presently the first section of the tall
wide man pulled in on the home siding
The second section, consisting of 3
boot heel and several portions of over.
coat and trousers, remained out on the
sidewalk.
"Oh, Harold" the wife exclaimed
passionately, "how did you fall?"
When | have fully recovered" he
said. not unkindly, 81 may demonstrat,
for your benefit the various convolu.
lions through which | passed. At the
present moment, however, an illustra-
ton of my method is impossible 70,
obvious reasons. Therefore, you must
let your imagination feed your curiosity
until such time as | am better able to
tie myself In bow knot for your in
struction and edification."
Then he swore fitfully, and yelled for
the arnica bottle, the brute!
The End.
! showed the novel to Clara Jane and
she threw the most ladylike fit you ever
saw.
"Oh, it's perfectly lovely" says she.
Me!-to the roll-top desk! Mel
with a fountain-pen in each hand and
a hand-sewed novel hot off the steam
pipes every week
Copyright, by G. w. Dillingham; Col
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
FIGHTING cANKER WORMS.
Interesting Experiment by Prof.
Slingerland at Cornell
University.

The class taking advanced work in
economic entomology at Cornell, N. Y,
made an interesting experiment,
writes Prof. Slingerland In the Cornell
Countryman.
For several years group of large
elm trees about mile from the uni.
yersitS campus have been nearly de.
foliated by hordes OF spring canker.
worm caterpillars. These little meas.
uring-worms hatch in May from eggs
laid on the bark by moths that emerge
In March and April from pupae In the
soil beneath the trees.
The male moths have well-developed
wings and fly readily, but the females
are wingless and are thus obliged to
crawl up the trees and deposit their
eggs on the bark of the branches. The
ascent is always made at night. Vart
Gus devices, such as sticky bands, and
wire, tin or stiff paper barriers, have
been used on the trunks of trees to
prevent the ascent of the wingless fe.
male moths.
Recently fy-paper manufactures
has made a tree-tanglefoot mixture,
and with a liberal sample furnished
by the firm, several of the infested
elm trees were treated. One tree was
more than two feet in diameter and
the bark was very rough. II took sew
eral pounds Of the tanglefoot to make
a complete band six or eight inches
wide around the trunk, several feet
from the ground. The application was
made on March Is, just before the
moths began running" up the trees.
Great masses Of the wingless fe-
male moths were found March 81 on
the lower edge of the sticky band, and
thousands of flying males were caught
all over the band. A few females
were able to get over the band where
dead males had formed narrow bridges
across the tanglefoot. Several pints
or many thousands of the females
were caught and killed by the band
on this one large tree. AS each fe-
male may lay 200 or more eggs, the
tree was relieved from feeding hun
dreds OF thousands of cankerworms
In May. The experiment was thus a
striking success and has furnished
valuable object lesson"
Yes, and it should furnish a useful
object lesson to the farmer. The
spring spring canker.worm often at.
| tacks other trees besides elms-apple
trees, for instance. II the tanglefoot
preparation is not readily obtainable,
other sticky substances may be used
Tar, printers ink, thick molasses,
bird.lime, or bands of fy-paper, are
all more or less useful for the pur
| pose.
If hy.paper is used. remember that
1t should be at least five inches wide,
and must fit close to the bark. On
rough-bark trees, the bark must either
be scraped smooth where the band is
to go, or all depressions must be filled
with clay or putty, so as to make a
smooth surface on which to fasten the
sticky band.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
BY MARY IDEVEREUX

missed thee! Aye, an every way, as
| ever do when we are apart. But
somehow 1t was taste worse
this time, perhaps because thou vert
away in France, where, as thou hast
said, | am growing homesick to 60"
And as | have also said, we will go
together, and soon. We will return to
Languedoc, thou and |, Pierre, and see
the old gardens. and roam in the park,
and try to be boys once more" The
words ended with a joyous laugh
And read of De SOTO, and Pizarro,
and the tales of louisiana" added
Pierre interrogatively, curious sad
ness touching his voice.
Nay, indeed not" replied Jean. so.
bering at once. I'VE have lived too
many practical chapters of like sort,
my Pierre, to ever again enjoy the old
book"
And the emperor" said Pierre ir.
relevantly Ito think of his keeping
the little box of papers for thee!"
yet It was like him to do such a
thing" asserted Jean, with vibrant
lOile anu slONluS ldCt' All, III Dul Hc
were back in France, and free from
those cursed English!"
aye" Pierre affirmed, growl
sounding in his voice. THE English
there on Elba, their power behind the
throne of France, and their ships
sneakng in here to snatch at Louisi.
ana and the Mississippi. Cursed Eng
lish, say l."
From what Pierre told him that
night, Jean LATTE knew, as clearly
as though he had remained at Bara-
taria, all that had transpired since his
departure.
This had been shortly after Gen.
Andrew Jackson defeated the Creek
Indians at the battle called "Tohope-
kah."-a disaster that broke their pow
er, and compelled the English to cease
reckoning upon them as alnes. And
after this signal victory Gen. Jackson
had been given command Of the Sew
enth military district, which included
the State of Louisiana.
II was now very evident that New
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
CHAPTER XIX.

Before the week had ended the
BLACK Petrol" filed her sails for Bar
etaria. with Greloire's parting words
of advice repeating themselves in La
fitte's ears
Wind up your affairs in Louisiana
mon ami and do as the emperor de-
sires-return to France, and assume
your own name and rank"
So back to Louisiana he sailed, with
his mind in a turmoil that gave un.
wonted austerity to his manner, and
awed his crew into much speculation
The fever Of his first impulse hav.
ing now abated, he began to upbraid
himself for having left Pierre, and
wondered If anything evil might have
befallen his foster.brother. Day by
day, as the BLACK Petrol" drew nearer
to Barataria, he kept himself busy by
querying as to what, if any, changes
would be found there, and as to what
progress the war had made.
Louisiana. and especially New Or.
leans, must, in his judgment, be des.
tined TO bear a share in the conflict.
even though this might not be until
the eleventh hour; for the possession
of the Mississippi and its valley had,
for many years, been a dream of Great
Britain's ambition.
Night and day, thinking matters
over, he resolved that his next step
would be to gather what he might of
men and shipping and wealth. and, in
the hope of wiping all stigma from his
name, offer these to the Governor of
Louisiana, for use in warning against
the English And the possibility of
this opportunity being afforded hin.
with its reward-a pardon for himself
and men, covering all past offenses-
the rehabilitation of himself before his
world, made his blood tingle.
This accomplished. he would return
to France, assume his fathers name
and rank. and stand ready to serve the
emperor.
And the Island Rose,-how had she
been faring all this time. and what.
amid the changed conditions he was
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
THE MARKER FOR ORCHARD.

THE MARKER FOR ORCHARD.
WheE you have your ground, say 1G
acres more or less, ready, establish
base lines, writes a Michigan orchard
list to the Rural New, Yorker. Their
draw this wheel from one tree point
to one on opposite side OF field bach
and forth, until marked one way
Then mark the field the other way.
and at the point where the wheel
marks cross is the place for tree.
The hole Is to be dug there, and the
tree Is to be set on a line each way
with the mark. Not a stake need be
set except to go by in marking. One
man can work ground for 1000 trees
In eight hours, and the trees will be
In perfect line each way. Any man
who can follow the line of two stakes
an do the marking. A variation OF
a mans body from side to side does
not affect the wheel s or 10 feet back,
and the wheel mark Is so unlike any
other mark that there Is no danger
of losing the line. In setting 1,406
peach trees I saved at least $40 by
this method. beside having every tree
exactly in line.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

mapping out for himself, would be her
place?
The remembrance Of the last time
he had seen her, with her girlish face
and form manfesting such shrinking
terror OF him, had its sorrow now
lightened by the hope, so strong in his
heart, that he would be able to redeem
himself in her estimation.
The BLACK Petrel," keeping sharp
lookout for English vessels, stole into
the Gulf of Mexico, and sped across IT,
Then, turning to the east and north,
LATTE made for the western shore OF
Grande Terre and the harbor of Bara'
taria, where, in due time, the brlgan'
tine dropped anchor.
II was the evening of Laftte's ar.
rival. He and Pierre were alone to-
gether, and, being unable to count up
on unlimited privacy, they seated
themselves for n full talk and compar-
ison of notes,-Jean to give Pierre the
particulars of his recent trip, and to
hear from him an account or the hap
penings at Barataria and New Orleans.
81 wish | might have been with you
I'm Toulon," Pierre said, with what
sounded like a sigh. 81 have longing
90 see France again before ] die
"Before you die!" repeated Jean,
n slight touch of testiness in his tone.
"Why do you talk thus? One would
think YOU were threescore, at least, in
stead of a stalwart giant Of half those
years" and he laughe |, half-playfully
half-deridingly.
There was no answering smile on
Pierre's face, which was again turned
10 the fire. But after momentary
silence he said, abstractedly, as II
thinking aloud, 81 cannot give good
reason for It, but there has of late
been something like conviction grow
ing upon me that I have not much
longer to live Perhaps he
raised his eyes to Jeans wondering
FACET is nothing more than that !
am homesick.'
1--WE will wind up our affairs here
and go to France" declared Jean de-
cislvely. "Rouse thyself, Pierre, and
sneak no more In such a fashion,
What nonsense! thou, after all the
dangers we have met and overcome to-
gether, TO have such premonition! ]
think, my brother" and the tone
brought a gratifed sparkle to the other
mans eyes, that thou hast missed
me"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
That's So.

II need the advice of a physician,
remarked the alleged actor. Would
you advise me to consult DR.. Quacker-
ly?"
We'll" replied his friend, the drug
gist, Il don't think much of his ability
as a physician; still, he might DO able
10 cure a Chicago Daily News
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
HORTICULTURE
MaefhS484dRlM
sl;s:s
MARKING AN ORCHARD.
How Rapid Work May Be Done with
an Old Wheel and Money
Saved

. The diagram below shows wheel for
laying out ground for orchard that T
have used for some years. The draw
ing shows for itself how made; two
boards 10 feet long. 1xI, put together
as shown, with wheel at one end. and
wide enough apart at the other for q
man to stand inside, and draw It, An
old wheelbarrow wheel is what | use.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

,elped him TO six bowls Of Anheuser
milk!
Well, there's no literary fiff that can
Iiye me the elbow.
Just to show Bud what clever brute
am went home and wrote a novel.
The reason it's so good is because |
took my bunch from Rud. Kipling's
style.
II isn't quite as chesty as David
Harum," but there's more poetry in It.,
When Bud sees 1t he'll put up the
shutters and take 10 the lumber camps
Here's the gag;
THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW.
a study from life in great, great city,
Chapter !.
Wy am | waiting here alone
Nit all desc udder folks?
Stob making laughings ven you see
Dot | am making chokes?
Sam Bernard.
Sorrowfully the snowhakss sat upon
the sidewalk.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

Coddling moth: This is the PEST
that causes wormy apples. AS soon as
tho blossoms fall. spray the trees with
the BordeauX-arsenate mixture. Re.
peat in ten days. Now don't delay
The work must be dcue right after
the falling of the blossoms.-Prairis
Farmer.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

"oH. IT'S PERFECTLY LovELYw
sidewalk perils for those who go dowr
In slips?
Esoteric Science leads one to sup
pose so.
Meanwhile the wife waited YEARLY
at home, and the cook tapped the beef
steak nervously with the coal shovel
IL was her night out.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
Crouch.

The New Cook--Whst does your
papa fr his brekfuss?
The Angel COLLABORATING what We
'An't sot.-Cleveland Leader.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

Head your trees low 30 that you
won't have to call out the fire depart
ment with the extension ladder when
you 60 to spray your orchard.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
Chapter III.

my mother was lady" so
She said, but just the same
She ate boiled cabbage with knife
Except when company came.
-DeWolf Hopper.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

A tall, wide man moved thoughtfully
down the street in an opposite direction
to that which he had come from.
Suddenly, and sorowfully. withal, he
emulated the snownakes and sat upon
sidewalk.
While at home the wife waited
YEARLY.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

The sea hath many perils for those
who go down in ships: but hath not the
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16
Chapter III.

Chapter III.
He rubbered hard to see the stage,
But only saw hat;
Next day he heard the play was bad,
And he was glad of that.
Andrew Mack's Irish Melodies.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

Sorrowfully the snowhakss sat upon
uAe sidewalk.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-06-16

To give me steer like that after
modified with him across the Plaza and
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-25
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Society
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ReoentIon and Musloale

Women who will assist Mr.. and Mrs
j. S. Woollacott IN receiving at the
reception and musicale to be given
Saturday evening at Hotel Redondo
include Mrs. Adna r. Chaffee, Mrs
Jesse Waterman, Mrs. O.. Gage, Mrs
q. Alexander Bobriok, Miss Helen Chaf-
fee and Miss Bessie Woollacott. Near
ly two hundred invitations have been
issued and elaborate preparations are
being made for the entertainment OF
the guests. Many society people from
Los Angeles and Pasadena are form
Ing little parties to spend the weekend
at the beach, and It is safe 70 predict
that the ball room will present brill
liant appearance.
The program arranged is an especial
ly fine one and includes violin solos
by Miss Bessie Fuhrer of San Fran
cisco, a n1onologue by Elizabeth De-
witt Trowbridge baritone solos by
Bert o. Wetmore and j. Wheaton, and
selections by the Angelus quartet. A
strlnged orchestra will provide music
for dancing and Dutch supper will
he served for the musicians at the con-
olusioh of the program.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-25
Complimentary Reception

The removal of the Young Mems
Christian association to its present
new quarters on South Broadway
makes 1t possible for a more active life
In this organization, and as forerun-
ner of socials planned under the direc-
ton of special committee Of women
friends of the association, reception
Is to be given complimentary to the
girls of the Young Women's Christian
association. The initial meeting of this
committee of women who will direct the
social features was held at the associa-
ton parlors Monday evening.
The Young Women's Christian asso-
citation has already accepted the invita-
ton for the reception, and Friday even
ing, August 3, has been chosen as the
date.
Women of the reception committee
are: Mrs. d. z. Luther. chairman. /.
Mrs. c. H. Price, Miss Stancil Miss
Maude Smith, Miss Frances M. Brown
ing, Miss Mary Biswell, Miss Eva
Kerns, Mrs Victor 8. Martin, Mrs.
Lloyd B. Austin, Mrs. Ernest NJ.
Vaughan, Mrs. H. l.. Yerger, Mrs.
George Ballman. Miss Nell Book, Miss
Hope Tibbott. Miss Ruth Ellen Yerger
and Miss Maymie Perry.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-25
ANOTHER MOVE Is MADE
IN SCHECK MURDER CASE
MRS. SCHEck TO APPEAR IN
COURT THIS MORNING
District Attorney Probably viii Ask
for Continuance Pending Fur
ther Consideration of Prosecution
of Stackpole

Mrs. Aurelia Scheck, charged with the
murder of her husband, Joel Scheck
will appear before Police Judge Rose
this morning.
According to general opinion around
the police station the woman will not be
arraigned. 1t is said that Deputy Dis
trict Attorney Fleming will ask for a
continuance of the case. 1t Is claimed
that Mr.. Fleming desires to have the
case of Stackpole, Mrs. Scheck's all
legged accomplice, farther considered be-
fore bringing Mrs. Scheck into court.
Captain of Detectives Flammer, who
has handled tse case f.-nce the night Of
the murder, said last night that as far as
he knew the woman would be given her
preliminary examination today, but he
said that continuance might be
asked for.
Capt. Flammer says that difficulty
has been caused by the wide publicity
that has been given the case, 1t is
charged that the pictures of the alleged
murderers have appeared in the local
papers more than fifty times. One Los
Angeles paper printed twenty-five pic
lures of Stackpole in one issue.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-25
PR0BATIONER AGAIN
APPEARS IN COURT
POLICE BELIEVE HIM TO BE
IRRESPONSIBLE
Man Caught by Japanese and Held
Until Officer Arrives Is Held Over
Under $500 Ball on the Charge
of Burglary

John Massey, who has been in the
police courts on previous occasions, was
arraigned before Police Justice Rose
yesterday, charged with burglary. His
preliminary examination was set for
August 1. He was unable to furnish
$1500 bail.
Massey was out on a six-months' pro-
baton when arrested by the officers
Monday night. The police say the man
is addicted to the use of drugs and that
he is not responsible for his actions.
With a confederate, Massey Is said
to have entered the house of K. Masuda,
514 North Alameda street, Monday
night and dragged two trunks into the
back yard. The men had broken open
one of the trunks and had the con-
tents scattered about the yard when
they were discovered.
A general alarm was sounded among
the Japanese, and after a struggle
Massey was overpowered and held until
an officer, arrived. His partner es-
capped by climbing over a roof of low
building. Officers say they have learned
the identity of the man and will To-
cate him shortly.
The officers lay many small thefts
in the same neighborhood of these two
men.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-25
SAYS ORDER TO MUSTER
OUT COMPANY r is FINAL
CAPT. PRENTlss WILL DEMAND
AN INVESTIGATION
Gen. Wankowskl Asserts MlIltlamen
May Join New Organization, but
Hopes to segregate the Dlsturbers,
Whom He Says Are Not Wanted

"a general courtmartial will be de-
manded by Captain Roy Prentss to in
vestigate the reason why Company f
was ordered mustered out Of service, -
say friends of Captain Prentiss. Gov
ernor Pardee will be forced to grant a
general courtmartial If one is demanded
by the captain of the company and by
a majority of the men," was the further
statement from the same sources.
In regard to the order for the dis
honorable discharge of the company,
which was issued by Adjutant- General
L1uek, acting under instructions from
Governor Pardee, General Wankowski
said:
"The orer from the acknowledgement
is final. Beyond It there Is no appeal.
Wien Company f is finally mustered
out a new company will be organized
and If the members of Company r
wish to enter that or any other COM
pany there Is nothing to hinder them.
1t is important that the members of the
company be segregated however, for
the reason that there are many trouble
makers who attempt to start something
wherever they are placed. These men
will be finally dismissed from the serv-
ice; they are not the kind wanted.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-07-25
Card Club Has Outinn

Members of the Stratford card club
of which Mrs. c. S. Goodrich is presi-
dent, enjoyed merry outing at Venice
yesterday. The women went down to
the beach town in the morning and
luncheon was served at noon at the
ship hotel. Boating, bathing and visit
to the Midway furnished diversion for
the hours. The club is an outgrowth
of the Wednesday Morning club and
among those who enjoyed yesterdays S
luncheon and outing were Mrs. C. s.
Goodrich Mrs. ]. Eugene Johnson, Miss
Johnson, Mrs. Philip Gerhardy, Mrs.
W. H. johnson, Mrs. w. P. Bresee
Mrs. c. L. Tolliver, Mrs. j. c. Mclean,
Mrs. W. f. Bacon, Mrs r. W. Darby,
Miss Darby, Mrs. e. F. Budreau, Mrs.
Millard Fillmore, Mrs. A. R. Moody
Mrs. ]. Walter Davies, Mrs. G. A..
Seery, Mrs. E. B. Machin, Mrs E. J..
Cummings, Mrs. E. A. Carter and Mrs.
Skinker