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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
Auction Sales.

Henry Grandy, wishing to quit farm
ing, will offer for sale at public auction
to the highest bidder at his farm one
mile east and one and half miles
north of Roseburg, on Tuesday, March
20, 1906, commencing at one o'clock p.
m. sharp, all of his farm stock, tools
and implements. John f. Darby,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
Ready=TO=Wear Waists.

The greater part of our line is in and ready
Silk, Muslin, Mercerized effects, Linens, Etc.
Beauties every one. Late styles and right up
to the instant as regards newness. Should
you need new waist in black, white or colors
IN Il hurry, look us up.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
A New Coffee.
De-tan-at ed India Coffee is the name.
You may lunch late
And sleep like a babe.

This coffee is the purest obtainable, made
perfectly healthy by the removal of tanum
and other injurious ingredients by special
process. The fragrant BEAUTIFULLY, stimulat,
ing, delicious parts of the coffee are retained
in highly concentrated state, and can be
used even by invalids without any bad after
effects. Prepare as you would any good
coffee. Sold only in one pound tins at 4Oc
per pound.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
CAUCUS NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given TO the electors Of the
City of Vale. state of Michigan. that city eau
Gus will be held on Friday, March 10th. A. ID
lgG. In the Chamberlain store building on Main
street In said city, at o'clock y. IN. for the pur
pose OF placing I'm nomination the following city
officers. tO-wit A Mayor. City Clerk, City Treas
urer. Supervisor and two Justices of the Peace.
one for the term OF two wears and one for the
term of four years. Notice is also hereby given
that Ward Caucuses will be held In said City on
Thursday, March 18th, A. d., 1906. ut O'Clock
\. NJ. for the purpose Of placing In nomination
one Constable and two Aldermen In each ward
of said City. one OF said Aldermen for the term
of one year and one for the term of two years;
said caucuses will be held In each ward at the
places indicated below. viz: First ward Reid
Bros Livery ONCE on Main street; Second ward
Chamberan's store Building on Main street;
Third Ward, in HolcombS Store Building on
Main street.
By order Of the Common Council.
FRED r. PALMER,
Clerk OF the City Of Yale.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
FOR SUPERVISOR.

| wish to announce that upon the
earnest solicitation of my friends in
Brockway township, | have finally con-
cluded To enter the race for the nomi-
nation of supervisor on the republican
ticket. If nominated and elected
will give the office every attention pos
sible and do my best to thoroughly re-
present the whole township. Any as
sistance you may give me in securing
the nomination will be thankfully re-
ceived. Very truly yours,
John J.. Patterson.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09

When you want a sewing machine
equal to anything made at about half
the price others are charging for the
same quality of goods see Chas. Rounds.
Oil &C at Martins.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
EoR TOWNSHIP CLERK.

Having decided to seek the nOmina-
ton for township clerk at the republi-
can caucus of Brockway township, |
will be much pleased if the votors of
the township will assist me. If nomi-
mated and elected my office will be
centrally located and convenient to all
concerned. Thanking you in advance
for any assistance rendered | am,
Respectfully yours,
Bruce Menerey.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
You Can't Lose By Looking.
Will be a "White Year."

The early prediction that this was to be
white goods year is substantiated very early
in the season. Many buyers bought freely
and already there is a scarcity of white stuffs
among the iobbers. Plenty of our selections
are now on the shelves and ready for the
early sewing upon your choice.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
ron HIGHWAY COMMISSIONER.

Not being able to personally see all
the voters of the township of Brockway
| take this means of announcing to
you that | will be a candidate for the
nomination of commissioner of high
ways at the republican caucus to be
held on Wednesday, March 2lst.
hereby solicit your support and will be
grateful for whatever assistance you
may lend me. Respectfully yours,
Will HYDE,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
FoR TOWNSHIP TREASURER.

FVN IVN NNIIIT NEANI HF.K.
| desire to say to the voters of Brock
way township that | have decided
to enter the race as candidate for
nomination OH the republican ticket
for township treasurer and solicit the
support of all my friends and others in
the township. Wellington Newell.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09
Trouble!

We have trouble ahead of us. Our stock is
too full for this season of the year. We must
get some lines off the shelves to make room
for spring additions. Although our sale end
ed with the month you will find many bar
gains here yet and worth your while investgat-
ing.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-03-09

Floyd Lincoln, wishing to quit farm
ing will offer for sale at the old home.
stead three miles north and two miles
east of Yale or one mile south and one
mile west of Roseburg, on Friday,
March rs, all of his farm stock, nipple.
ments, etc. Sale to commence at one
o'clock p. IN. sharp. w. w. Lord,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-11-20

leute lbl1 au ben Sbrigen s6blen, ion,
oern oaB. ND thinner Die beiten SDhne
oieles GanoeS eenannt rperoeu. Der
Wtanr1 als einer BON linen betrodtet
miro, nelder bic Sraft ieines GENIAL.
tigen 8el1tes benz aeiunbeu @e0eiben
0es 9anoes aemiomet bat. Das Seem
Yorfer 8Dmite. melGes beIhlnt1en
hatte. in Intmort auf 6as aIaemeine
Terlorge1 cine arDBe @eodhtnisFeier
fir garl Shura ola erItes @lteo in
BET &ette Der mod aeplonten @hruns
gen BEG aruBen Gotten ubsuho(teu.
madt nun befannt. BOB oieIe Ser
lanmluna am q. Nooember in gor.
neQie 6aG ftattfinoen nirb. Das
Broaramm 1T, Der 8elsaenbeit ents
ipreheuo, Elm uiroiaes. 6err SoIepb
@bDate. Der fribere 80t1hafter in
@roBbritannien. Der 8rdfioent oes
Seem gorter &omites. miro ben Gprs
fib fiibren. Qniprahen tueroen ha[s
ten: 81 sBrdiioent @rooer g(enelono.
misunderstanding Charles S. Bpnas
parte, Brdiioent Charles SO. @uipt
DON Der uniueriitdt 6aroaro, Dr.
BoDter 3. Baibinatpn oun 9uste=
gee. Brof. @ueen &ubnemann ppn
Breslau in Deutiflano, Der auaens
blidlih in 6arnaro 8~orleIunoeu bait
iino bel oieier 8elegenheit in DeutIh
Iprehen miro. unb 8roT. 6ermonr
Shumaher u0n Der Bonner Timber,
iitdt. Der geaenndrtie an Der @oluua.
bia' uniperittdt left. 8iharo @ats
ion SLIDER, Geoatteur oe8 ,gentus
rp". mirb elm Oriaina[eeoiht auf
Garl Sbura n~Drtraaen. Der n1ufita.
hide 9ei[ ftebt nnter 2eitunQ pDn
Srant Damroih. 9as aus go Wann
beftebenoe SpmpboniesS rdlefter miro
aluei StiGe ipielen. uno snel 0u.ns
mern fiuo BON auserleienen gbDreu
Der @elanepereine ,Nrtpn' uub rQies
o~ertrana" nbernunraen moroen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-11-20
Sic Grennuna BON gtaat nuc stride
In Der Gdttpeia.

Das Broblem Der 9rennunQ uuu
Staat unb 8irhe. in Sranfreih an=
geregt uno burhaefubrt, iteht sur
8eit in bret ihmeisertihen Santoneit
auf Der Tagesoronuna, uno sruar
aara naturgemdB in oenieniaen &ans
tonen. in oenen iib oas 3iffernoer.
bdltnis smilhsn ben einselnen Sons
feifionen 10 aeitaltet bat, baB Die
Srage Der 8eteiliauna Der einselnen
an Der 8eitreitung Der Beodrfnilie
Der 2anoestirhe eiumal entihieoen
rueroer muBte, mDIte man nift Ell
men uageredteu iBuitano in ale
guigfeit anoauerr iaffen. 8aiel,
W%euenburg uno genf finb Die San.
tone. bic iib nit oieier pidtiaen
Trage iest beiddftioen.
Sn Weuenbur9 lteat elm Nutrag auf
Trennuaa BON Staat uno Stride, in
Sent elm oabinaielenoer @eiebents
murf pDr. ueber Den lebteren mirb
geidrieben:
Der @eiebentuurf entbdlt folgenoe
Stant uno @emeinoe
beioloen felner aultus. Die Suite
f0nner ith .als Stifte tonftituieren.
Die &ultusaebduoe, melhe @runos
eigentum iino, behalten ibre reliai6Ie
uno tonFeIii0neue geftimmung. Die
Stride gu ct. Setter bleibt unuerdus
Berlides @igentum Der Staot @enf
uno miro auh in Butanft Dem pros
teitartiihen @ottesoienit eingerdnmt.
DaSN@eleB tritt bret Sabre nod Der
VOlt8abittmmuna in Strait. Gom
|. Sanuar 1910 an erhalten Die
@eiitlihen. Die felt 10 Sabren i'm
Nmte fino. cine Benlipn pom smei
Dritteln ihres @ehalts, naa 10 Sab.
rem nod cine iDthe BON Der 6dlfte
oes @ebalteS. Die prpteftantllhen
Wahler tpdhler cine &Dmmiliiun. be-
itebeno aus Is tpeltlid1en unn ieHs
geiltliben Witalieoern, sur 8eruals
tuna oes BermDaens oes aunino,
riums. Gin iDaialiftiIher Intraa,
Die &ultusIteuern aus Dem Buoaet
ausauiheioen. lit ihun einmal i'm
Senior @roBen Stat abaelebnt NOR
Den. Das &ultusbuoaet 1T alio
Safe 0e6 StaateS aeblieben, oas
beiBt. &Dmiih > &atbolilhe uno So.
raeliten miifen ourb ibre Steuecn
gum unterbalt Der uroteltantiIhen
uno alttatboliihen 4anoestirhe uno
tbrer Seiitlihen beitraeeu. Refpr.
nierte uno Wlttat1oliten (@atipnals
tatboliten) aatten ndmlif als Gam
oestirhaenufen. &lrdeu uno Sirs
heneiiter Der &0miih Ratboliiden
ltrto IN ben liebSiger Sahren an bic
N~lttatb0lifen iiberaeganaen. Snsmis
ihen haben ourb ginmanoeruna aus
Jrantreih Die &0miid : Ratholiten
ole Webrbeit iiber oiele erlanat. SIN
9rpBen Rat bat ihon bic Traee Der
Hldgabe oer urlpriinetih r1mtih.
.tatboliihen 9otre.D Dame . Stride an
Ole &Dmiih'& atboliten su elmer feb.
baften Debate aefiibrt. Dteie @nges
legenbelt 1T nod niht entltieoep.
Der 9eleBentmurf ielbit lift bonn 8c0'
Ben Eat nab lebhafter Debate an
etne aus elf Witaliehern alIer Bars
teleri b~eltebenoe 8ummiiliun ueruies
len tporoen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-11-20
aatarrp rauu ntc1t furtrt merSen

s.Ir1 locale NppIieatiOnen, % lie ben Sis Der
1taniDett nlbt erreihen t0nnen. Gatarrb 1T cine
Slut= ODER Ronftitutions frautheit, uuo nm lie Su
geilsn, itdBt Jbr inuerli6e 9eiImittel nebmen.
pau Ratarrb : aIr miro eineenommen uno pirit
etrstt alf oas 8lut unO Die j6leimige Oberadts.
2aus Ratarrb. Rur 1T teins Guafialber : Meoi3tn.
Sle lulroe lett Sabren oon einem Der befen 4erjte
6oIleles Sanoe5 ueroronet uno lit Elm regelni6Biges
Reeept. Sic bciebt aus ben beiten b~etaauten So.
niea, oerblnoen NIT Den beten Slutreiuieuugsmlt=
tsln, be brett auf Die S9leimoberla6e Tirten.
Sle poutommene 9erbinourg Der 5pel 9etanOteile
~ es, mas lol9' puuoeroOle 8eiultate bel Der 6eis
lano BON Ratarrb beruur6riuet. 9ast Gu4 3engs
ntfie nmIonf seben.
8. J. &beues & 60. 6oleoO. Chic.
SeTlaAft bon alien apotbeisru, preis 70 Gents.
~sAa't sal's familitu 9iaen fur Beritopiuna.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-11-20
wIadlida aemod,t ,iir,s aebeu.

Die Samtlie oesI Sduliuperiaten.
benton 6. 6. Blair in st. Nlbaus.
W. 80. wuroe gtiidlib aen,nft, nls
teire tleine Eobter BON ct. Belts
Gana ourb etettriifen 8itters rnie.
oerberQeteat muroe uno apar. nab
9ebrauh BON orei Jlaihen. @arart.
tiert fir meiblibe ShmdGe. 8(uts
armut, Walaria. 8u babeu bel
Noolpb DreiB uno sc. gobn & So.
Breis SO Gents.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
A Year of Blood

The year 1908 will long be re-
membered in the home of F. N.
Jacket, of Alliance, KY, as a year
of blood; which flowed SO copi-
ously from Mr.. fuckers lungs that
death seemed very near. He
writes: Severe bleeding from the
ungs and a frightful cough had
brought me at deaths door, when
1 began taking Dr.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption with
the astonishing result that after
taking four bottles 1 was COM
pletely restored and as time has
proven permanently d."
Guaranteed for Sore Lungs,
Coughs and Colds, at Crump &
Kidwell's drug store. SOC and 81.
Trial bottle free.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
cHEckMATE IN THREE MOVES.

A tramp, forlorn and ragged, but
Enthusiastically a professional beggar,
called at the Chinese legation in
Washington.
"Please, mister" he said to the
butler who came to the door. 81
wish you would give me some
money. l haven't eaten anything in
a week"
"'The minister does not believe in
giving money to beggars," said the
butler.
"Then gimme something to eat
Pm hungry"
The butler looked the tramp over
cit is against our rules" he said.
The tramp was persistent. "Well
anyhow" he said, edo something fol
me. Can't you gimme an old pail
of the gentleman's pants?"
Don't wear 'em," said the butler
and closed the door.-Saturda.
Evening Post.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
HAS A SINGULAR LIBEL LAW.
Australia Protects Its Citizens Who
Have Small Pride Of Ancestry.

The libel law of Australia is the
%1ueerest in the world. He who lie
sued for libel there must not only
prove that the accusations he pub
lished were true but also that to pub
lish them was for the public benefit.
Elsewhere the truth of the accuse
ton alone needs to be proved.
An Australian sheepraiser ex-
planned this queer libel law at q
wool sale. .'''
"Australia was practically colon
lied by ~convicts," he said. "There
is no use denying this. The coloniz-
ers of Australia were convicts in the
main.
'"The descendants of these con-
victs are now Australians leading
families, the richest, the most in
fuential, the most intelligent, the
most respected. And yet these ex-
cellent people were in the past at
the mercy of every editor. Let them
get into the smallest squabble or dis
pute with some editor and the man
would bring them into general ridi-
cule and contempt by printing their
ancestry, by showing that Sir John
Smiths great-grandfather had been
sent out robbing an old woman OF
seven dollars or that Judge Browns
great-aunt, while employed as a ser
want girl, had tried to poison he1
masters son, with whom she was ir
love.
eft is undeniably true that thu
best Australians have convict blooc
in their veins. The newspapers tina
they quarreled with used to taun'
them with their convict blood
Hence the present queer libel law
which protects them, for, of course
it can never be for the public goot
to publish hat the grandmother o
Judge So-and-So or the great-uncl
of DR.. Blank was a convict"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
COULDN'T NAME CAPITALS.

"While this as an age of intellec-
uality and brains and all that sort
of stuff" said a young business man
the other day, "you've no idea of the
absolute lack of knowledge of little
things that most of us have. For
instance, recently l was in converse
ton with a friend and, although we
were talking upon some absolutely
irrelevant subject, l was startled by
suddenly having him ask me: What
is the capital of Florida? 'Falla-
hassee,' I answered, and he there
upon began to ask me the names OF
capitals of state after state. l an
swered correctly 80 or more until
we came to Texas. Think as | would
l could not remember the capital OF
Texas. When he saw he had me cor
nered my friend told me of the
theory he had that only n man out
of every ten had more than a super
fetal knowledge Of these little
things. According to him l was the
eighth man he had tackled and moi
one of them could tell without 9
break the capitals of all the states
in the union.-Philadelphia Record
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
EMBARRASSING FOR JOHN.

Bishop Coleman, of Delaware, wa
describing Wilmington some of the
adventures that had marked his
summer walking trip through Penn
%sylvania and Maryland. For many
years the bishop has devoted his va
cation to walking, covering in ten
days 200 miles or more.
"The sexton of a quaint old Mary
land church," he said, Showed me
through the cool, dim building one
warm afternoon and as we we're de-
parting pointed to the Bible on the
lecturn and smiled.
"tA strange thing happened last
Sunday in connection with that
Bible he said. we had a strange
minister preaching here and when
he opened the book he came upon
a notice and read it out with all due
solemnity.
"'It was a request for the congre.
cations sympathy and prayers fol
John Q. Griggs, who had been deep
ly afflicted by the loss of his WIFE
"The sexton paused and chuckled
softly.
"fYou see, SIR he said, our regu'
lar minister had been using that pa
per as a bookmarker more than {
year and John @. Griggs, in a natty
gray suit, sat in a front pew will
the new wife he had taken just thu
week before"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
I'M MATERIAL.

Aunt Hepsey vas in estates "
the young lady her nephew, Ike, was
going to marry. 81 never saw her
till last week." she said, 'but / fell
in love with her at first sight my
self. She's good, sweet, amiable and
as pretty as a picture"
"What's her name?" asked the
listeners.
"Maria."
"Maria what"
Aunt Hepsey wrinkled her fore
head, pursed up her lips, looked at
the ceiling and gave it up.
"I declare, l can't think of her
other name."
The general laugh that followed
this confession nettled Aunt Hepsey.
"What's the difference about her
last name anyway" she said, ex-
plosively. cts only temporary.
She's going to change it."-Youth's
Companion.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
OUR "INDIAN ACCENT"

Every little while some English
writer appears with the theory that
the physique of Americans is be-
coming assimilated to that of the
aborigines. 1t is a philologist, Enid
Campbell Dawncey, who now uses
this theory to account for the pc
culiarities of American speech as
educ to a particular formation Of
the palate, peculiar originally to the
American Indians, but now shared
by the invaders" That this is nom
sense appears from the fact that
Americans taken in childhood to
England speak with an English &C
cent. There can be no question as
to the marked divergence of English
and American speech, particularly
in the matter of intonation. Ameri-
can speech is much more monot-
onous and less spontaneous, the reg
ular fall of the voice at the close OF
sentences being perhaps bookish
rather than conversational. Thus
American speech, among the cult.
waited, is apt to be simple, even and
logical, like a page of print, while
English speech is much more varied
and expressive in its cadences.-
Springfield Republican.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
THE KING OF AIR RIFLES.
Given Away to Boys Free For
Getting Clubs of Subscrip-
lions For the Weekly
Journal.

Any boy who will secure 10 new
subscriptions for the Ramsay City
Weekly Journal at 25c ayear each,
making a total of $3.50, and will
send the names together with the
money to the Kansas City Jour-
nal will be given an Air Rifle as
q present. The name of this Air
Rifle is the King, and it is certain
by the King of Air Rifles.
1t is made of polished steele
handsomely nickled. Genuine
black walnut stock, peep rear and
Rocky Mountain front sight.
Shoots BIB shot or darts accurately
with great force. Length 81 inches
weight 2 pounds. All parts inter-
changeable.
Now is the time for the boy to
earn a splendid All Rifle. This
offer will hold good until Jan. 1,
1907.
ba-Send for sample for can
wasting.
@-Do not fail to write your
name and address plainly and
give your nearest express ONCE,
as the All Rifle will have to be
shipped by express.
Send your remittance by post.
office money order or draft, and
address The Kansas City Journal
Kansos City, Mo.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
Middietown Chips.

Squire Billie Parker started on
Tuesday for Willow Springs, this
State, where he has bought a farm
and where he will make his future
home. Squire Parker is q good,
christian man, and will prove a
worthy citizen for any community.
Chips wishes him success and
happiness, and many other friends
here will do likewise.
MI. j. l.. Swope, four miles west
of town, fell from his barn loft on
Thursday evening last, and suf-
fered a dislocation of the hip joint
and a fracture of the hip bone.
He has been in q serious condition
since, and owing to his age the
chances are against his recovery.
DR.. Miller was called to attend
him, and reports him very badly
injured. His many friends will
hope for the best in his case.
The remains of Richard Houf,
who died in st. Louis of injuries
received from a fall from an cleo
trio light pole, we're brought here
for burial on Friday last, followed
by a large number of relatives and
friends from Wellsville, Martins
burg and the Swope school dis
trict. Services were conducted by
Rev. Cutrell, who scarce four
months ago performed the cere-
mony uniting his life with that OF
Miss Swope who is almost pros
trated by this blow. The sympa-
thy of our people goes out to the
young wife and all other sorro W.
ing relatives.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
THE FIRST ~MEZZoTINT.

To Prince Rupert we owe the
mezzotint process. CHANGING one
morning to be strolling through
Brussels, he came upon a soldier
cleaning his gun, which, having been
left out in the rain all night, was
somewhat rusty. To the rusted part
the soldier applied a linen cloth, on
which the continued rubbing left a
rough pattern. This struck the
qnick-witted prince as being capable
of adaptation to the purposes of art,
and, calling to his aid Valiant, the
printer, he carried the idea to a sue
cessful elimination.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
There's No Use

talking, you can't beat Herbine
for the liver. The greatest regu-
lator to suffering humanity. If
you suffer from liver complaint, If
you are bilious and fretful, its
your liver and Herbine will put it
in it's proper position. A posi-
tive cure for Constipation, Bill
BUSINESS, Dyspepsia and all ills
due to atorpid liver. Try a bottle
and you will never use anything
else. Sold by Crump & Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-11-23
Umbrella Language.

There Is language of umbrellas
90, Of flowers. For instance, place
your umbrella'in al rack, and 1t
will often indicate that 1t will
change owners.
To open it quickly in the street
means that somebody's eyes are
going to be In danger.
To shut it quickly signifies that
a hat or two will probably be
knocked of.
An umbrella carried owe a wo-
man, the man getting nothing but
the dripping of the rain, signifies
courtship.
When q man has the umbrella,
and the woman the drippings, II
Indicates marriage.
To swing your umbrella over
your shoulder signifies 81 am
making a nuisance of myself"
To put an alpaca umbrella by
the side of a silk one, signifies
Exchange is no robbery"
To lend au umbrella3 indicates
81 am a fool"
To return an umbrella means
we'll, never mind what it means
nobody ever does that.