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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

If he doesn't have a daily stomac eli
ache the vacation boy feels that be
isn't eating up to his opportunities.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07
THE LOCAL MARKETS.

1.-THE prices quoted below are those
paid by j. M. Eggemeyer, Main &
Fourth streets, for produce, veget-
abIes and fruits. This gives the
farmers and gardeners the accurate
quotations for their products;- also
gives the merchants of the smaller
GOWNS the wholesale prices paid in
Richmond on all fruits, etc, bought
from Commission menu
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07
(By o. G. Murray's Special wire)

The children are staying at grandpa s
Mamma has gone down to the sea;
Papa is at home working,
Keeping well with Rocky Mountain
Tea.
A. G. LUKEN & CO.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07
cents.

bowels, cause chronic constipation
Doan's Regulets operate easily. tone
the stomach, cure constipation. csc
Ask your druggist for them
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

It's the only medicine known that
penetrateS into every organ of the
body and stays there. It's the best
tonic in the world-HolIister' Rocky
Mountain Tea. Tea or Tablets 50
cents.
A. G.. LUkEN & co. >.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

Accidents will happen, but the best
regulated families keep DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil for such emergencies. 1t
subdues the pain and heals the hurts
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

People who never say anything ma.
not mean half of it.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

When your enemy is anxious to do
you kindness turn him over to your
mother-in-lav
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

1t is as easy to pay 4 penance that
doesn't punish as TO play postofice
with pretty girl
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

An appearance Of meekness often
covers up lot of unholy mischief.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

People affected with hollow heads
always make a roaring noise.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

The Crown OF ChOsroes.
The crown of Chosroes, the king o;
Persia, was hidden in an Arabian for.
tress and remained concealed for near
~ 1000 years.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

Dignity is an uncomfortable perch
when the taffy is being passed.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07
WAGON MARKET.
paid by n. j. RIDGE e. SONY
CLOVER SEED.

paid by Wm.Hill & Coz
Glover Seed, Little Red or Big En-
glish, per bushel -. 5000 toS7.00
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-07

A. G.. LUKEN & CO. -
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
No Fresh Air in London.

There is no fresh air in the heart
OF London. according to the concu-
siuus of a recent investigator. lie
says NO evidence of ozone was any.
where apparent. except at Browns
wood Park. in the northeast. 1t as
from the northeast quarter the wind
was blowing and the air had lost al!
trace of ozone before it had reached
Hyde Park. at Bushey Park, althoug b
practically a country district, no ozone
was present in the air London had
not only distracted the goodness out
OF the air that swept over it, but had
added to it the exhalations from the
breath and bodies of thousands of an
imals. Persons living within a one
or two mile radius OF Charing Ctpss
cannot have fresh air entering their
dwellings at any time"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
SLEEP REQUIRED BY CHILDREN.
Ten Hours Necessary for the Growing
Youngsters.

Oliver Wendell Holmes said that
child upon awakening in the morning
from healthful sleep in a bad humor
needed a spanking. He thought II
very beneficial promoting a good cir
culation of the blood but he added
that a child who was unreasonable
and Will.ul after a busy day was sim.
ply tired and should be put to bed
Nature Is the genuine healer AMI
sleep he true restorer OF all oHr pow.
ers- Parents who realize this can
save themselves many anxious mo
ments. many heartaches. many doctor
bills and establish habits of regular
living that will bring forth good re-
suits through n long line of offspring
and generations 10 come. Every child
requires at least ten hours OF sleep,
and it is a good practice for him to
continue sleeping the full ten hours
all through the school life. Work
would thus be rendered easier. health
would be better and youthfurcss PRO.
lOnged. many nervous tendencies and
diseases would be wiped ont au8
clearer, brighter mentality would be
maintained Brooklyn Eagle.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
How One Girl Found Husband,

All pretty girls travelling are not ad.
vised TO follow the example set by
the heroine of this true story. Last
week Miss Droop of Washington vas
married TO young merchant of Dre-
men after he had journeyed far to
find the lady of his love. Two wars
ago Miss Droop, with friends, Eas
travelling from Bremen to Berlin when
a handsome man entered the car. He
proceeded 10 read German paper.
She said to another girl: How ine
looking he is. l wouldn't mind being
married to a German if | could get
such a handsome one She spoke in
English. and the young man sat with
a stolid eountenanCc, as lie
couldn't understand a word Re4.,y,
he knew English thoroughly. rhe
marriage is the sequel
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
[MiJJTene Crosby

Thousands of American women, how
ever. have found relief from all monthly
suffering by taking Lydia E. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound, as it Is the mose
thorough female regulator known to
medical science. 1t cures the condition
which causes so much discomfort and
robs these periods of their terrors-
Miss Irene Crosby, of 3l3 Charlton
Street, East Savannah, Ga, writes:
"Lvda F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
is a true friend to woman. IL has Deen OK
great benefit to me, curing me OF irregular
and painful periods when everything else had
failei. and I gladly recommend 1t to Other
suffering women"
Women who are troubled with pain.
full or irregular periods. backache,
bloating Tor flatulencel, displacement
of organs, inflammation or liberation.
that bearine-down" feeling. dizzi.
ness, faintness, indigestion, nervous
prostration or the blues, should take
immediate action to ward off the seri-
Gus consequences. and be restored to
perfect health and strength by taking
lydia f. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound, and then write to Mrs. Pink
ham, LYNN. Mass. for further free adj
vice She is daughter-in-law of Lydia
E. Pinkham and for twenty-five years
has been advising women free OF
charge Thousands have been cured
by SO doing.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
sAYEsT PEOPLE EVER KNOWN.
kubus Of Sumatra Never Talk With
Stranger.

There is very singular race OF
people in Sumatra. the kubus. who
are too timorous and shy TO mix with
the other races Of the island. and
dwell in the recesscs OF the forests.
They are looked on as interiors by
the Ma!ays. and thought TO be little
better than beasts. Such is their shy
ness that they will never Willingly
face 4 stranger.
Their trade with the Malayans is
consequently carried on in a strange
manner The trader announces his
arrival by beating a gong. and he then
retires. The Kubus approach, put their
forest treasures on the ground. beat
gong. and retreat.
The trader returns, and lays his
commodities down in quantities suei-
cient. as he thinks. for the purchase
of the goods on sale. Then he retires,
and the knbus rcappear and consider
the bargain.
And so, after more Withdrawals and
approaches and gong beatiHgs, the re-
spective parties come To an under
standing, and carry OFF Independently
their bargains.
The Kubus live on snakes. grubs.
fruits and the flesh Of any deer or
pigs they can slay They are sk.ltal
srearmen, and throw stones with mar
yeious accuracy.-Stray Stories.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Bottles.

Ancient bottles of glass. stone and
metal have been found in many parts
Of Europe, Asia and Africa Perfume
bottles of glass have been discovered
in great numbers in the tombs OF
wealthy ladies of Egypt Many bot.
ties, tumblers and other drinking YES
sells have been dug from the ruins of
Pompeii. The most common bottle
Of the anclents. however, was of leath-
er. the skin of calf goat or OK be
ing taken OH the carcass with as few
cuts as possible and made into re-
ceptacle for holding water or wine.
The largest glass bottle ever blown
was made at Leith, In Scotland, in
1147-4S. Its capacity was two hogs
heads.-Chicago American
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Where Life Is Held Cheap.

A New York contractor OF promt
nence. according 10 Josiah Strong, re-
Gently told him that the killing of
working men was cheaper than pro-
tecting them. The statement created
stir when made BY DIR. Strong. who
is president OF the American Institute
Of Social Service. at the municipal art
dinner
Nine men are killed every day in
New York" he continued. in acci-
dents which are for the most part
ayoidable. our city is becoming a YER
liable human shambles."
Coal mines and railroads, he said,
were slaughter houses for the laboring (
men. Last year there were $500 acct
dents TO laboring men that the public
knew nothing about.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
TERRIBLE SCALP HUMOR.
Badly Affected With Sores and Crusts
Extended Down Behind the Ears
Another Cure by Cuticura.

About ten years ago my scalp be-
came badly affected with sore and
itching humors. crusts, etc. and ex-
tended down behind the ears. My hair
came out in places. also. l was great
ly troubled; understood 1t was ecze
ma. Tried various remedies so called.
without effect. Saw your Cnticufa
advertisement, and go: the Crticura
Remedies at once. applied them a.
10 directions, etc and after TWO weeks
| think. OF use, was clear as a whistle.
| have to state also that late last fail,
1 tctober and November, 1904. | was
suddenly afflicted with bad eruption.
painful and itching pustules over the
lower part of the body. | suffered
dreadfully. IN two months, under the
skillful treatment of my doctor, con-
Joined with Cuticura Soap and Cuti
cura Ointment, l found myself cured.
H. NJ. F. Weiss. Rosemond, Christian
Co. H.. Aug. 81. 1905"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Fed by Stomach Tube.

For ten years before his death al
Kingston. in England, the other day a
man named Joseph Knight had not
eaten any food. Eleven years ago,
while on board the yacht Eliba at Cos
port, he accidentally drank some deter
gent in mistake for porter. with the re
suit that his gullet and other internal
organs were destroyed. He was placed
in the hands of an able surgeon. who
not only saved his life, but also en-
abled him TO live for more than ten
years in comparative comfort by
means of feeding through a tube in the
side. leading directly 10 his stomach.
II is remarkable that though unable
to eat he could always enjoy smoke.
He was about forty years Of age.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Oysters as Nerve Cure.

Over in France. says What to Eat.
there has been discovered what is
called the oyster cure for nervousness.
It consists in eating all the oysters
person can consume to the eNClti-
sion OF other foods until the cure is
effected. The theory is that in merry,
Gus disorders an excessive amount of
phosphorous is eliminated from the
system. This loss can be compensat.
aii by taking food containing a large
amount OF PHOSPHORUS. 1t is satd 4
patient taking this cure can cal oys-
te,s fresh from the sea at the rate OF
about six dozen d day
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
BEST TONIC FOR THE NERVOUS
Diet Of Raw Eggs and Milk Will Work
Wonders.

New York society women are at
last beginning TO learn the value ot
raw eggs nerve tonic" said a
trained nurse the other day. For the
last few years I've been trying to sgr
nervous patients to give this simp -
remedy a trial, but | really think IT,
simplicity was against it. These fas D.,
pen-iye, with wonderful name, an
prescribed by some noted speciali--
who charges a fabulous sum for ca b
visit When anything is simple. ca
and cheap it doesn't stand any chanc-
with them at all
a celebrated nerve specialist to-
me only the other day that one could
hardly overcstimate the benefit C.
rived from the almost wholesale eat-
ing of raw eggs in case of serto
nervous exhaustion Not a raw e--
now and then-not a bit of it-but
raw eggs two at time and at lei Z
four times a day, Ten eggs a day
are often taken by patient Yi-h
most excellent results. This sanle
specialist told me that he had sen
he most ragged set OF nerves he ever
dealt with quieted in week Mi-h
this treatment combined with as IL lra
milk as the patient could take, An
Immense amOnnt of pure and hith.y
concentrated nourishment may be tar
en- into the system in this way"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Air de Luxe.

w P. Northrup. in the Medical Rec
ord. says that civilized man has
learned how to eat and drink and how
to wash. but he has not Vet learl ed
now TO yentilate The author depi.;ts
the unhygienic conditions existing in
most places of public assemblage,
owing to the lack OF fresh air. and SAYS
that the need for reform in this re-
gard is also great in private dwell
ings. The curse of modern living Is
overworking, oyerheatins and lack OF
ventilation. not to mention worry and
hasty eating The suggestion Is made
of utilizing the roofs OF DIV Yelling
houses as sources of fresh air. by con.
structing roof gardens.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Mountains Had Not Moved.

The story is told that when Judge
William Rogers was chairman of the
school committee in Methuen. Mass.
one examination day he went around
questioning pupils of the middle
grade He asked a boy named Rock
where the Rocky mountains were. The
boy answered correctly, but failed to
be promoted that term. The follow
ing year the judge asked the same
question. Rock replied: The same
place they were last yea-."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Peruna Is Exempt.

The internal revenue commission.
er has decided that Pe-ru-na as now
manufactured is exempt from internal
revenue license.
The highest medical and pharma-
ceutical authorities in the United
States have passed upon the product
1t must be highly gratifying to the
many friends of Pe-ru-na and the local
commercial world that the produc.
which has carried Columbus name
into all continents. again enjoys the
same fixed status as any other recog-
nized medicine Columbus Dispatch.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Government Whitewas st..

Government whitewash : made by
shaking half bushel of lime in boil,
ing water, kecpiag it covered during
the process; then strain and add a
peck of salt dissolved in warm wa
ter. three pounds OF ground rice put
in boiling water and boiled TO a thin
paste; one-half pound of Spanish whit
Ing, and a pound Of clear glue dis
solved in warm water. Mix we'll to-
eether and let the mixture stand for
several days. Keep the wash thus
prepared in kettle or portable fur
mace. and when using have il as hot
as possible
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
4 CURE FOR DEBILITY
Or. wiiiisms' Pink Pills 4 Reliable
Remedy for tho Weak. Ailino
and 9IoodIeaa.

When the body is weak and the blood
thin 1t is sometimes difficult to find rhe
cause unless a wasting illness has pre-
eeded. or the sufferer happens to be u
girl on the verge of womanhood.
Obscure influences, something un-
healthful in ones surroundings or work,
may lead to slow impoyerishment of
the blood aud an eufeeblement OF the
whole body. When serious stage has
been reached there seems to be nothing
that will account for it.
Mr.. 9. Z. Legg. of Upton, w Va,
has found u successful method of treat
ing weakness aud bloodlessness. He
says:
Il used DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
weakness caused by lingering malarial
fever that began III the spring of 1896
The worst effects of this We're indiges-
ton and bad state of my blood. Twas
huHmic, as the doctors say. People
generally would say that l didn't have
blood enough, or that l didn't have the
right kind of blood mine was too thin.
Ny kidneys and liver were out of order.
l was badly annoyed by sour risings
from my stomach. There was a good
deal of pain, too, in my back and under
my right shoulder blade"
- How long dld these troubles last
"For over two years. For four
months of that time l was under the
care of physician, but his medicine did
me no good. Meanwhile l learned of
the cures that had been wrought by Dr.
Williams Pink Pills"
"Iou owe your cure to these pills ?"
IL certainly do, and also know that
they are helping others to whom have
recommended them. They have real
merit and know Of nothing that would
take their place"
For further information and valuable
booklet address the Dr. Williams Medi.
cine Co.. Schenectady. n. Y.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
HOW ANIMALS PLAY.
They Are as Sportve as the Children
of Men.

The sense of humor in animals
awakens very early. A ferret will
play with her kittens, a cat with hers.
dog with her puppies. a mare will
play with her foal, though perhaps sell
dom or never has any one seen COW
trying to amuse her calf nor any birds
their young. II their mothers do not
amuse them the young ones invent
games of their own.
A flock of ewes and lambs was once
observed in adjoining fields, separated
by fence with several gaps in it,
Follow my leader" was the game
most in favor with this flock, the big
gest lamb leading around the field and
then jumping the gap, with all the
others following in single file; any
lamb that took the leap unusually well
would give two or three more enthus-
iastics jumps or exuberant happiness
when it reached the other side.
Fawns play sort of cross touch
from one side to the other, the touch
in each case being by the nose. Little
pigs are also great at combined play.
which generally takes the form of
races. Emulation seems to form part
OF their amusement, for their races
always seem to have the winning OF
the first place for their object, and are
quite different from those combined
rushes for food or causeless stampedes
in which little pigs are wont to indulge
Racing is an amusement natural to
some animals, and, being soon taught
by others. becomes one of the most ex-
citing pastimes. Many horses and all
racing dogs learn to be as keen at
winning as schoolboys.
Birds delight in the free and fanciful
use of their wings. There is all the
difference possible between the flight
OF birds for business" and pleasure.
and many kinds on fine days will soar
to vast heights for pleasure alone.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Rlqht 70 the Letter.

A New Yorker was once referring to
the ytolidity and literal mindedness
OF the British shopkeeper. when he
was reminded of an amusing expert
ence of friend in London. The Am
erican had been making several pur-
chases in iewelry establishment.
among others a silver set, and finding
that he had with him insufficient funds
TO defray the entire cost. he desired
the clerk TO send the set to his hotel.
marked &c. o. D."
Due note was made by the clerk;
but when the articles arrived at the
hotel the purchaser was surprised 70
find that no charges had been col
lected. Opening the package the Am
ericau was dunbfounGed to discover
that each piece OF silver had been care
fully engraved in a beautiful mono
gram, &C. o. D."-Success Magazine.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
MINISTER NOT TO BE sLUFFEO
Personal Comfort Oisregarded
Goodly Zeal.

The Rev. y. Boynton was raisin .
the debt from the little church at
Georgetown, Me, one summer, ten or
twelve years ago. He asked es Ch
member TO give 81. Most of the bro
thers and sisters were willing to give
the amount. but one old farmer was
loath 10 part with his mite. Mectiug
him one morning on the wharf. the
minister asked him again for the dol,
lar
Jump into the water and you ge,
it, was the reply
Without a word. and much to the
surprise Of the farmer. the reverend
gentleman plunged into the water. and
when he scrambled up on to the
wharf the dollar was handed to him,
amid the laughter of the lookers-on
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
The Walters Rehuke.

Bishop Brewster of Connecticut.
while visiting some friends not long
ago, tucked his napkin in his collar to
avoid the juice of the grape fruit at
breakfast, says Lippincott's. He
laughed as he did it, and said it re
minded him of a man he once knew
who rushed into a restaurant, and.
seating himself at a table. proceeded
to tuck his napkin under his chin. He
then called a waiter and said: Can
get lunch here?" Yes" responded
.he waiter in a dignified manner, but
y. a shampoo"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Wanted to Be Sure.

A Scotchman who went to an Eng
lish race course staked sovereign.
The horse he backed proved win
ner. and he went to the ''bookie" to
claim his winnings. The sporting man
begrudgingly handed him five sover-
eigns. The Scot looked at each one
very carefully before placing it in his
pocket. Well" said the bookie. with
a snarl, ARE you afraid they're bad?"
"Oh, no." said the Scotsman; but I
was Just looking to max su''s the bod
yin gie'd ye wisna among them"
New York Tribune.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
Chinese SWindIers

In the Philippine islands some of
the Cinnamon are extremely clever at
swindling one of their tricks being
to remove whisky from a bottle and
substitute vinegar without breaking
the seal They do this by soaking of
the label and drilling tiny hole in
the side of the bottle. They then take
out the whisky and substitute liquid
similar in color. fill up the hole and
cover it with the label.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
A Spring Suggestion I

Take Garfield Tea in the morning or be-
fore retiring its use insures pure blood and
a natural action of the liver, kidneys,
stomach and bowels. It has beneficial
effect on the entire system. 1t is made
OF Herbs.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07

IF you could have your choice. what
kind of death would you select?"
Well, | think I'd prefer to be petted
to death by pretty woman"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07

II am told that you broke your en-
gagement with Sarah because she got
100 fat. Is not that small business
NO: l didn't want to be found guilty
of bigamy"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07

A Los Angeles woman is charged
with swindling Texas people out of
500. 900 on silk worm proposition.
And now the worm has turned and had
her arrested.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
worth Knowing

that Allcock's are the original and only
genuine porous plasters; all other so-called
porous plasters are limitations.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07

Columbus has just landed ANY
thing we can do for you sir?" inquired
the natives. Yes. Kindly direct me
to the nearest place where | can secure
souvenir postal cards"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07

Clerk-Do you expect me to fit a
number two shoe on number five
foot? Proprietor-No. but YOU should
know enough to put the two on shoe
that will fit.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07

Did you tell the captain that you
considered me a fool?" No, | didn't
tell him what | thought
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
SEAL
NarARY PURLIc


HAIRS Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the bloud aud mucous surfaces OF the
system. send for testimonials. free.
r. J. CHENEY d co, Toledo, O..
Sold by all Druggists sc,
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07

Lewis Single Binder costs more than
other &c cigars Smokers know why.
Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria Ill
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-04-07
STATE or ONO, CRY or TOLEDO, a..

ITTNs Z '
Frank j CHENEY make. oath that he is senior
partner of the nrm OF +, j. tHKSET Co. doing
business in the City ot Toledo. County and state
Aforesaid and that said frm VIII pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CArARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
Halls CArARRH CtkE. ...
PRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed ia my pres.
enee this 9Th day OF December. A. u. iSs6,
A. W. GLEASON,