Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-16

DASNILLE, Pa, Feb. II, '06
ED.roR INTELLIGENCER:-- .-
1t is not too late to remember the
poor.
Anybo ly who finds polar con-
nent may have it.
How did you like the Valentil
your best fellow sent you?
All men may be born equal, but in
politics one mans price may be higher
than another's.
VIM. Hullihen, for many years the
jehu ON the Danville Omnibus line,
s still on the sick list.
Real worth and ability only should
count in choosing burgess, council
nen and school directors.
Mr.. Cortelyou beieves in free
Jress. 1t was free enough with him
turing the last campaign, too.
Show your colors next Thursday,
Washington's Birthday, and hang
your banners on the outer walls.
If there is any part of the Presi-
lent's message you don't like try
mother part. There is plenty of it.
The boy who smokes cigarettes may
'e distinguished by the stain on his
.ingers and the weakness of his mind.
Japan might get stronger grip on
It's new place in civilization by feed
ing its own famine stricken.
This would be a pleasant world if
men would pay debts as cheerfully as
hey pay grudges.
What happy world this would be
it everybody would do as every other
body wanted them to.
1t is better to pay a debt when you
haye the money than be compelled to
pay it when you haven't.
With the railroads of the u. S.
'arning last year $2,073, 1T, 325, it
l'oks as if somebody was doing bust
ness.
An Indiana man has left his wife
,ecause she wouldn't talk. Some men
ever know when they have trea-
are.
Statehood for the southern terrior-
IS is so close at hand that we can al
lost see the new stars twinkling in
he flag.
1t cost a considerable sum of money
o elect President Roosevelt, but at
east the people got their money $
worth.
Of course you can fool some people
all the time, but when you consider
what kind they are, it is hardly worth
while.
Last Friday night was one of the
coolest of the season, and when the
'usquehanna at this city was frozen
,ver.
When both Carnegie and Rookie
eller begin to warn the poor against
the evil of riches, it is time for us to
oegin thinking.
The man who was recently fined
$40 for ogling a girl ON the street
would find it more profitable to make
aces at himself.
We do not care how well man
nay be dressed, if he smokes cigar
cites, you needn't bring him around
to introduce him.
At So year the Russian soldier is
doing or is expected to do more with
his money than anybody else in the
Empire.
If you did not contract a cold dur
ing the past week, it was not through
any lack Of opportunity. The weather
was very favorable.
1t is strange that some people won't
take their home paper, but are always
anxious to borrow and read their
neighbors
When the government departments
ask for eight hundred millions for
running expenses, we car see what it
costs Uncle Sam to keep house.
"The money question is bothering
Russia" says cable from St. Peters.
burg, showing that Russia. is very
much like the rest of the world.
Some people regard collection
basket as slot machine in which
they drop dime with the hope of
getting out dollars worth of re-
igion.
When lieutenant considers HIM
self too good to sit in the same part
If the theatre with private, is it any
Sonder that it is hard to keep soldiers
IN the army?
AS soon as Mr.. Roosevelt gets the
kinks taken out of football perhaps
Ie will turn his attention to the
elimination of brutality of "bargain
counter rushes." "
After bringing about peace between
Russia and Japan, President Roose-
Welt turns his attentions to allayiug
the horrors of warfare on the football
lield.
If each man and women were paid
according TO what they think they are
worth, there wouldn't be enough
money in the world to make up the
pay roll.
An American consul has resigned
because of the small salary. How
ever, there can hardly be doubt that
the average American consul has been
worth only that sort of a salary.
Peoria is the leading city in the
production of whiskey, but it is smart
enough to allow other towns to lead
in consuming its product.
Cigarette smokers need not be