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Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17
rhe Mimic and the Real.

ST. LOUIE UIuUe-LelllOCIdt
II is claimed that In the English army
maneuvers the battle OF Antietam has
been fought without its mistakes. Uncle
sam will hardly attempt similar expert
ment with the Boer war.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

Omaha sleuths have trapped burg
lar by means Of soiled shirt. which
served as the clue. Moral: Burglars
should not wear soiled shirts.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

English is very difficult language to
speak,, observed the foreigner. who was
struggling to learn 1t.
Cheer up said his American friep&g
ut isn't half as hard to speak as 1t is to
ell."-Detroit Free Press. ~
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

Uncle Joe" Cannon proves that he
is not only "stand-patter," but that
he knows what he is standing on.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17
arArrMrNr an c1Rc11LATIoN.

State Of Nebraska, Douglas County, IS; =.
G. Q. Rosewater, general manager oa
The Bee Publishing company, being uuly
sworn, says that the actual NUMBER OF
full and complete copies of The Oaily,
Morning, Evening and SUNDAY Bee prlhtsd
during the month of July, 1905 was as
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

II always pitied Adam and Eve for being
driven out Of Eden in such insufficient
clothing just as winter was beginning"
How do you know II was winter7
why, IL was just after the fall, wasn't
it?"-Cleveland Leader.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

The democratic anti-monopoly
mountain labored and brought forth
several railroad mice.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

How is the arm you injured the other
"Oh, II is able TO he around"
Now, Mr.. Swift, IL you don't stop squeeK-
ing me I'll call mamma. Houston Post.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

Daughter, didn't you make a great mis-
take in getting such a high-heeled shoe7"
Come to think Of IT, pa, l did put my
foot in it."-Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17
SMILING REMARKS.

''Is this the poem you submitted to the
editorT' asked the rhymster's friend.
Yes"
why, it's feet are all wrong"
Maybe so, but the editors weren't I
got one o. them all right."-Philadelphi
Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

by the nomination Of william H.
Thompson
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

Tell the press censor to exercise moro
than ordinary vigilance over all the pub
LEGATIONS that come into the palace" said
the car. 'a'
For any special reason, your majesty"
Yes. The fortune teller has warned me
that / am liable to hear some bad news
Washington Star.
DE reason" said Brother Williams, that
you never see a angel with a mustache lie,
de men has SIGH close shave ter git darl'
Atlanta Constitution.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

c. c. ROSEwATER, q
General Manager.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn
10 before me this Sist Gay of July, 1905.
(seal) NJ. b. HUNGATE,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-17

The New York Peddiers' Benevolent asso-
citation has adopted these rules:
l. No woman shall be allowed to peddle
unless she Is a widow.
T. No peddler shall send out his wife with
a push cart
8 4, 5 and No peddler shall shout his
wares, for fear OF spelling others prices.
nor take another's place on the street, nor
be under 30. and all shall wear a button
picture OF Joseph Leef, their president.
The rules are fine. but why the premium
on widows7
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-25
cit Might Have Been"
BY Nixon Waterman

The sun went down on lurid cloud.
The wind breathed low harsh sigh,
And a strange weird veil, like a somber
shroud,
Hung down from the murky sky.
The dogs bayed loud at the CHASTITY moon
That glimmered a dim sad light,
And the cricllets fiddled doleful tune
To the ghosts abroad that night
1t was such night as brave men hate,
When the darkness fails to hide
The grewsome shapes that congregate
Or through the shadows glide.
No star To point the traveller home,
No grace on land or sea;
\ night when goblin. witch and guome
Hold tiendish revelry.
Through the gloomy gulch by the haunt
cd mill
That stands like specter white,
With Its broken arms 50 gaunt and still,
y footman passed that night
He trudgcd along till from without
The darkness stood a man;
But the footman did not faint or shout,
He neither turned nor ran
For come what would in the bitter end.
He chose TO stand and dare.
Till The shadow spoke and said; My
friend,
Have YOU got a match to spare?"
The match was given, each went his way,
There was neither death nor din;
But We often thought. alackadayl
How sad II might have been
ENVOY
p. 5. Good optinists agree
That through lifc's thick and thin
Its seldom thing turns out to be
As sad as II might have been.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-25
u Have Made the Most Marvellous
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Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-11-15
LINGERING COLD

Withstood Other Treatment Bat
Quickly Cured by ChamberIain's
Cough Remedy.
Last winter caught a very severe
cold which fingered for weeks" says
J. Urquhart, of Zephyr, ontario. my
cough was very dry and harsh. The
local dealer recommended Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy and guaranteed
it, so 7 gave It a trial. One small
bottle of It cured me. I believe Cham
berlaln's Cough Remedy to be the
best have ever used" This remedy
is for sale by all druggists.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-11-15
LYNCHBURG MAY
HAVE ANOTHER PAPER

Lynchburg, Va, Nov. 14.-Albert
f.. walker, from New York, was in
Lynchburg some days ago seeking to
organize a joint stock company for
the publication OF another daily
newspaper here. His avowed purpose
was to have most of the stock sub
scribed in Lynchburg.
From the best obtainable informa-
tion he did not get a great deal OF
encouragement for his purpose. His
negotiations were conducted with a
degree of mystery, which makes It
impossible to say whether he will
abandon or persist in his purpose to
organize his company here.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-11-15
METHODIST MINISTER REC
COMMENDS CHAMBERLAIN's
COUGH REMEDY.

We have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in our home for seven years,
and it has always proved to be re-
liable remedy. We have found that
1t would do more than the manu-
facturers claim for 1t. 1t is especially
good for Group and whooping cough.
REV. JAMES A. LEWIS,
Pastor Milaca, Mimi, NJ. e. Church.
Chamberlaln's Cough Remedy is
sold by all druggists.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-11-15
AN EARTHQUAKE
EVERY HOUR.

There is never day on which
some part OF the earth is not shaken;
and II is probable that not even an
hour ever passes without some kind
OF an earthquake In some part Of
the earth rhe truth OF this state
ment may be inferred from the fact
that In Japan alone ss31 earthquakes
were recorded between the years
1885 and 1892. The great majority
of these shocks are tremors detected
only by instruments, or. IL noticed by
man. of such slight intensity as to
cause no alarm. Many, however.
are sufficiently strong to endanger
life and property, and there is every
graduation between the tremors which
only delicate instruments detect and
the earthquake which devastates
great city.
ioi Jars III the eartn are
many and OF different kinds. The
falling i'm OF the roofs OF cayerns has
been known to cause earthquakes,
and landslides have caused others.
These, however. are minor causes,
and the resulting shocks are of slight
Importance. A far more potent cause
for earthquakes is volcanic action.
There are two great belts on the
earth In which either volcanoes are
active or mountains are growing. or
In which the two phenomena are as
ISOLATED. These two belts follow great
circles. One of these passes through
the West Indies, the Mediterranean
sea. the Caucasus and Himalaya
mountains, and is called by de Mon
tessus the Mediterranean" or al
pine-Caucasus-H imalayan" belt. In
this belt SO per cent OF all recorded
earthquakes have occurred. The sec
ond belt nearly encircles the Pacific,
Following the Andes, the mountains
OF western North America, the Aleu-
tian islands, Japan, and the Phil
ippines. This de Montessus calls the
'circum-Pacifc" or Andes-Japanese
Maylayan" belt In this belt have oc-
Cured Al per cent of all recorded
earthquakes. In all the rest of the
world the recorded earthquakes
equal only 6 per cent OF the total
number.
Those whose homes are outside the
two belts OF frequent earthquakes
are not absolutely immune from dis
turbances, as is proved by the earth
quake at Charleston In 1885 and at
Madrid in 1912. But I'm those parts
OF the globe earthquakes are not
common; they occur In widely scat
Iared localities, at rare intervals, and
are not commonly of great destruct-
iveness. In the belts of frequent earth
quakes, on the other hand, shocks
may occur in many places, at fire.
quent intervals, and occasionally
with great violence. San Francisco
and Santiago, for example, are sit
uated on danger lines in the earth's
crust, as are many other places I'm
the two great earthquake BELTS
Prof Ralph s. Tarr.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14
40 ADlrual Story Per
Little Felix's
A GOLD SHAKE

One day old polar bear had Just On
ished a dinner Of frozen hsh and wal
rus hide boots. the boots having been
left him by an arctic explorer whom be
had eaten at a previous meal. aud was
taking a quiet promenade on the Ice
noe whSn be ran across a would be
hunter. sold prospector. pole discoveyer
and what not. carrying a double bar
relied gun.
Curious TO see this strange parsonage,
Mr.. Bear drew near what are you
doing there. n I may BE- 50 bOldr' he
asked
"Oh. I'm loading for bear" replied
the hunter. putting m some more shot
Il hope you win forbeaf." said Mr.
Polar, rising upon his hind less and
opening his mouth plesdingly. Il fnd
Il inconvenlsnt 10 carry much lead
about my 'pefson-so heavy. don't you
know. But. say. why dld yOu think Of
shooting IN my dlrectionT'
'well, yon see." said the hunter sad.
". Il was brought NJ on a certain
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

data from which the government forest
ers calculated what the forest can be
expected to yield and what per cent
can be cut safely now. II was found
that l65OO0 1000 feet b. NJ Of lodge
pole pine could be taken out and yet
leave a large percentage for future
crops Special studies were made of
the injury to which the forest is liable
from insect and fungus from windfall
and Ere Local market conditions anj
the methods and cost Of numbering
were Investigated to see whether i'm.
provements and economies might not
be instituted, as well as to hx upon a
fair stumpage price.
The completed plans provide for bet
ter protection Of the forest from Gre.
including effective measures for com.
pact piling Of debris and brush in oP-
euings ready for burning; stipulates
that all timber 20 be removed shall be
marked In advance by the forest Of
feers, who will be furnished with a full
set Of instruction to govern all steps
in the logging operations; and requires
that all merchautable parts Of the trees
be used.
Similar working plans will be pre-.
pared for available bodies Of timber on
other reserves, making possible the ut.
ilization Of these vast forests under
system Of scientific management which
will perpetuate and improve the stand
and. above an. safeguard the forest
cover on watersheds
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

Charges of polygamous teachings aud
attempted polygamy we're Monday add.
cd 10 the long list of accusations laid
down against John Alexander Dowie
the grnerrl ovSrseer .n Zion, Elijah III
aad the drsl aposlle.
Two women were mentioned In Zion
city 20 whom Zion is alleged 90 have
made oyeFiures OF Polygamous maj.
riage. both oneFs were seoFpfully 70
fused The hrst onsr was said % have
been made 10 the daughter of Mrs Em
ily Ware aud Was brought 10 the pub
lio attention In Zion City some time
ago, when Mrs. Ware said that MTa
Dowie lad accused her of permltting
"DF. " nowie 20 make oyefiuTes 0f un
lawful marriage 20 Miss Ware Dowie
publicly read Mrs, Ware out Of the
church, saying that she circulated sean
dal BY repeating the "dsliFlous talk
OF a feversirieken woman. F"
Miss Ruth Hofer, a Swiss heiFess
who visited Zion City over a year ago
is also said % have attracted Dowis's
attention and 20 have refused a similar
oher from him before she returned 70
Europe, II was reported IN zlon City
today that DoWie had Induced her 70
join the MeEiean colony.
The eFstwhils high priest and despot
Of Zion Was stripped Of both power
aud property today, Then his former
followers turned on the aged prophet
Of God. " aud, 10 a telegram as vitri0l
ie a. any DoWio ever penned In the
days OF bis prime. denounced him foT
his "polysam0us teaehings" has "eE
travaganee." "hypoerisy" and "mis
use Of Investments The dserspit
old man IN Mexico was warned that
be must "explain these charges satis
fsetorily" and "Tetire quietly"
That Dowis win see the great organ.
ization be founded o. his fAith.hsaling
plans torn from liia without a struggle
Is not believed in Zion City and the
leaders there are awaiting bis next
move with interest II Il believed that
II his health permits, be vill start AZ
once for Zion City and tTy BY his per
sonal magnetism 70 win back the FOL.
lowers Who have tuTned from him a.
the sall Of the younger leader, Wilbur
Glenn VOliva. .
Today brought FAR reaching and SEA
sational developments IN zioH City,
Whezs yesterday the arst moYs waa
made 70 throw on the yoke Of Dovis.
Early IN the day title IN al the T., a
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14
RESERVE TIMBER SALES
Woriring Plan Completed 70 Meet
Demand for Ties in wyoming.

The demand FOR lodgepOie pine ties
By the western railroads, which prefer
them 10 any other because Of the ease
With which they take preservalives
has greatly increased the market value
81 The Rocky Mountain forests In north.
cfn California, Wyoming. eastern Idaho
ard southern Montana, where lodge.
pole pine is the predominant tree.
those forests are largely without exist
ine or proposed national forest pre-
seyeA aud are consequentially under
aorcrnmeni control. 20 that the forest
service has felt the need Of preparing
plans 20 permit the sale Of such. ma.
tnro timber 10 them as may be safely
spared. During the past year a working
p'an was completed for about 10000
afFoa In tho Wyoming division Of the
Nedieine Bow reserve.
q was found Ia the hrri place that
ile protective value Of the forest as
cover Tor the watersheds l. 30 great
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

"see here, Aunt Dinah, seat I've
braad nsw shirts Of nay husbands &,
the wash last week. and you hay,
brought only one back What have you
done with the otheFt"
Eyes, Mis- Lulu, ma am, was com.
ing 'round 10 the qusst'n of dat dar
shut You knows DAT ain't a pusson
dat pretends 10 one thing and pro
tends 10 anudeF, - Zee gwine 10 tell
De truf bout dat shut Il Was disa
way. Ny ole man no up md died Lac
week. aud % 'Burial sassiety' dey
didn't DO n0thin' but esyort 'Tound.
and I nsyaA bad aaything 10 lay Dat
man out Ia. So l helps myse'f 20 dat
shut for fac. An' oh. Mis- Ialu,
honey, / jss' wishes you could hab
seen how dat niggeF sot dat shu' Z ofl''
-LPpineott's Magazins.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

that any utilization Of the timber crop
must be subordinaied to Il. Through.
cut the region the control Of stream
dow by the forest cover is the prime
consideration.
The mining industry, which Is Of
high Importance. will not be hampered
by the disposal Of reserve timber, since
all the mining claims located In or
near the tract include timber sufficient
for the needs Of tho owners. The
present moderate grazing Of cattle is
carried on without risk to reproduction
Of the forest
The Medicine Bow fores, reserve con.
ialns tho largest continuous body Of
lodgcpole pine TO be found In the
Rocky Mountains The timber on the
tract for which the plan was made is
aceessiblei tie cutting has been carried
on 10 the reserve for spme years. and
Il was definitely known that all The
timber which could safely be removed
would 6ud a ready sale. Measurement
IN the woods aud careful studies Of the
rate Of past growth and Of the forest =
power Of 'self renewal furnished the
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

Standing out In bold relief, oli olons
and as q conspicuous example Of open,
frank and honest dealing With the slck
and afflicted. are DR.. Picrce'a Favorita
Prescription for weak, over-worked, de-
hilltatcd, nervous, run-down,- pain.
Medical Discovery. the famous remedy
for weak stomach, indigestion, or dys.
pepsia, torpid liver. OF billousnces, an
catarrhal Affections whether Of the
stomach. bowels. kidneys, bladder, nasal
passages, throat hronchla, Or other mu-
cOus passages, also as al effective remedy
for al diseases arising from thin, watery
OF impure blood, as scrOfulous and skin
Each bottle Of the above medicines
hears upon lie wrapper a badge Of hon
esty In the full list VI ingredients com
posing IL printed in plata Engltsh.
Tbs frank and open publicity places
scircs, aud u the best guaranty " thcir
merits. They cannot b. classcd az patent
nor secret medicines Tor they are neither
-brinQ ~ kHtslrlt composition.
Or riercr fccls that he can afford 10
take the afflicted into bis full cpnhdencc
AMI lay ell The ingredients ~ his mcdl.
clncs frccly before them becanse these
ingredients arr such a. arc cndurscd and
most strpngly praised BY scorys u the
most eminent medical Writcrs a. cures
for the Diseases for which thcec mcdi-
clncs arp recommended ThcrefOue, The
afflicted do not havb ~ rely alone upon
nr. piercn's rrcom mendhtlun ~ ~ the
curative value of his medicines for ccr
tain easily rccognined diseases.
A glaura az the printed formula on
zach bottle vii show that no alcohol and
uu harmful ur hahlt.inrmlng drugs enter
into nr. piorcr's medicines, they holng
wholly compounded Of glyceric extracts
of the rOots of native, American forest
plants 1hcse are best and safest fOr
the cure Of most lingering, chronic dls-
eases. Dr. r. v Pierce can b. consulted
FHEE. by addressing him AZ Buffalo.
n ", and all communications are re-
garied ~ sacrcdly confidential
lt la AZ easy ~ ~ we'll a. ill = and
much moro comfortable. Conatipation ls
the cause Of many forms of Illness. DR.
pierro's Pleasant Pellets cure constlpa-
lion. They are tiny, sugar-coatet gran
ales. ono little Pellet u a gentle lara
tive, two a mild cathafuo. All dealers In
medicines sell them.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14
urn toaprsa ron nnAn >

brcakfast food. and ever morning AZ a
boy a bon % this same stood before my
plate bad 30 eat n oS starva 10 bad
a big bear ON the outside. and I made
up my mind a. q boy 10 kili any bear
that came my way, thcy remind me %
OF the breakfast nod"
well" said Mr. Bear Il gueas n
that's the case you ought 20 have salts.
faction. You look half starved. and n
Il win do you Eood I'm ready 20 be a
victim. Bot let mo cell you how q
make your shot scatter"
"IIowr asksd the hunter intsrcuted'
~.
-oh. put IN one shot At a time" ssld
Mr.. Bear.
Never thought OF N." said the hunteI
and emptied all the contcnta Of hla guu
barrels m the snow.
Mr. Polar saw his chance and VA
on "ooodby.- he yelled. You need
moro breakfast food."-Atlanta Conati
tuition
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

City property was transferred by war
ranty deed from Dowie 10 Deacon Al.
exander Granger. The latter also was
given a bill Of sale Tor an personal
property Of The "prophe,," Including
even hls household furniture. TIT,
move was accomplished through a pow.
er Of attorney held by Deputy Ovorseer
Voliva, Mrs. Dowie and her son. Glad.
stone Dowio, Joining IN tho action. Both
instruments were aied FOR record In
waukeEau, the county seat Of Lake
county. IN which Zion City IL located
Having thus placed themselves In q
position whore they could brave che
wraih o. the "prophsi, overseer vo.
Iva and his advisers sent a scofchine
telegram 10 the doPosed leader.
"what are tho polygamous teach
lngs referred 20 In the telegramt'
oycrsecr Yoliva was asked.
81 shall issue a statement on that
later"
Another ovcrseer said that these
teachings were secFe, and that those
Who had beard of them we're greatly
wrought up over the discovery.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

Every person should iearn just whai
tho red package looks liks and ths
economy In using Allen's ssif rizing
b. b. b. Flour Il Il the most nutri'
hsus blaad Of grains thai saa b. mAdo
You know that easy digestion aud
perfect assimilation Of food 10 Beeas
aaFy for good health.
Any person ean digest hot gFiddls
sAkss, Boston Muhins, Boston Brown
Bread o. Fruit Pudding made frOm ouf
blsnd % pure food houE, and the sim
plicity 10 making Il up eBd the aasur'
Ancs of having Il just right, every
time, should b eondtsfed.
Ask your grocer foT Il and II ho b
out o. IL send bis nams 10 us and ~
Win supply yOa with > aauPlo pack
ags free. Groeors WHO study your vel.
fare and their Own proAt, VIA supPly
y0u vita theso goods a sll tianss
ALIENS y. D. y. PLOUR 90.
PAeiae Ooasi RaesOTy. aan Joaa. oa.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-04-14

500 Reward 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleas
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Cure is taken internally, acting direct
iy upon the blood and mucous surfaces
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the patient strength by building up
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