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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

"A popular scientist saws The hr-,a,
anatomy IS merely great electric nat
tery.l
Oh. do not blame me when my nerves
Grow frail and tempest tossed
lis pity that my fate deserves
Fefchance nay wires are crossed.
And when IN Incidence I dream.
With all ambition lied.
IN not so lazy as ! SEEM
m Just short circuited.
It's not my fault II have skinned
The ways Of fame and power.
IL happens thar ! am equipped
For some few volts an hour.
Inc best that's IN rs let US do
Ana scorn remorsefrl pains
some making tast a spark or two.
While some move railway trains
Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
CRITICISED THE PRESIDENT
Anti-rperisIist Asks When Roosevelt
Became the United States

Anti-lnperialist Asks When Roosevelt
Became the United States
Boston, Dec AT the adjourned
annual meeting of the Anti-Imperial-
ist League resolutions were adopted
expressing confidence in the success
OF the cause OF the complete fndepend-
ence OF the Philippine Islands
In his annual address President
Storey criticised President Roosev 1t
for his Interference in the recent dim.
culties in Cuba. claiming that it was
a menace to the future Independence
OF the Cuban republic. as we'll as a
usurpation OF the rights OF congress.
The United States" said President
Storey. has the right under the Plat
amendment TO interfere for the pres.
ervation of Cuban Independence. but
since when has President Roosevelt
become the United States?"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Humor ona Philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. SMITH
ANCESTORS.

rs nne 10 have an ancestor.
A king or pirate only.
Who went forth with a fierce rnustacha
And made the high seas lonely.
Or even just robber chief.
Who led HIS force 20 battle
AND killed the ones he didn't like
And rounded Up their cattle.
VIC decorate our humble walls
With pictures OF their features
AZ though they had been pure as snow
And very lovely creatures.
But. looking at Il In the light
or all the circumstance
We'd hate 20 meet them late at nfrht
Alone and take our chances.
And had they not been dead and gone
For many and many n season.
wed swear they'd have to mend their
ways
Or we would know the reason
It's AL right for an ancestor
Perhaps 70 cut such capers.
But In THIS day fear they would
BE roasted by tho papers.
And yet I'm spite OF every fault
And every shady story
We like 20 hang them up that We
May yet reflected glory.
But still IN spite Of all our praise.
our proud. puned up haranguinE.
They needed. n tho truth were told
The other kind OF hanging.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
FIGHTING A MINE FIRE
Flames Discovered In a coIIIery at
Pittston, Pa.

Flames Discovered In a coiIIery at
Pittston, Pa.
Wilkes-Barre. Pa. Dec. 5.-A fire
was discovered in the No. Z couiery at
Pittston. that has been burning for
many hours. IL was located about
1000 feet from the foot of the mine
shaft and was raging in a heavy de-
post OF coal known as the 14-foot
VEIN The mine is owned by the Penn
syivania Coal company. who have hun.
dreds OF men constantly at work fight.
ing the flames. Gangs of 80 men are
sent into the mine at time. and they
are being frequently relieved. Several
prominent mine officials are on the
grounds assisting in directing the fire
nghuns. The outlook is that the
flames may be extinguished. but it will
take several days before the fire can
be entirely wiped out II is believed
that a miner ignited the coal acct.
dentally by lighting a small feeder O.
gas and not noticing II at the time.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
THAw rRlAL pELAYEn
Commission to Take Evidence Of Wit
nesses Outside Of New York.

Commission to Take Evidence Of Wit
nesses Outside Of New York.
New York, Dec 1. - a motion OF
counsel for Harry X. Thaw that COM
mission be appointed 10 take the tes-
ttmony Of witnesses outside the state
was granted by Judge Newburger in
the supreme court. II viii be an In.
terrogatory commission and testimony
VIII be taken of Witnesses for both the
prosecution and defense.
The motion was made by Clifford w.
Hartridge. one OF Thaw's counsel. who
suggested an open commission. and
named rs the Witnesses whose testi-
money SIS desired Thomas McCaIeb
and TruXton Beale. both of whom he
said. are in California.
District Attorney Jerome told Jus
tice Newburger he had no objection
to the appointment or a commission
10 take testimony. providing il be al.
lowed 70 take the testimony OF wit.
nesscs for the prosecution who are
outside the state lie also said that
an open commission. as suggested bv
Mr.. Har,ridge. would be unsatisfac.
tory. for the reason that il could ask
all kinds OF questions and that IL would
take considerable time TO get the testi.
mony in hand. He said that an inter
rogatory commission could be appoint
ed. and that only prepared questions
would then be asked. Mr. Jerome said
he wanted the testimony OF the moth
er. brother and sister Of the defend
ants wife and possibly that of wit
ness who is now in South Africa.
The witness in South Africa is Miss
Ida Veronica SimOnton. daughter OF
Or. Simonton. OF Pittsburg. She sailed
from this country August 1. Miss 81.
monitor has gone to Africa to study
the monkeys in the Jungle.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
HURRAA FOR PUsHMoelLEs
Well Contested Race of One BOY
Power Vehicles In Flushing.

Wei Contested Race of One BOY
Power Vehicles In Flushing.
The pushmoblle race ia Flushing. n.
T.. the other morning was a greater
success than the promoters of the
event anticipated. says the New York
Herald. The fact that William X.
Vanderbilt, Jr., had encouraged the
contest by substantial contribution
toward silver cup offered added zeal
TO the contestants and also was re-
sponsiole for much of the crowd which
assembled at the course before Z
O'Clock in the morning.
rFourteen contestants took part In the
race. The course was four and a half
miles. being ten laps around the square
bounded by Murray. Amity and Bo-
tanic streets and Broadway The start
was made at Murray street and Broad
way at seventeen minutes past 7
O'Clock. IL was well done. all the bows
getting Off in good shape and being
loudly cheered by the spectators. PauI
Baumeister and NJ. Boyajian were the
judges.
Car No. II, driven by Harry Brown.
Jr., and Austin Lawrence. came In
first I'm p minutes u seconds. Car No.
1. driven by Horn Solder and !. Rein.
hart. was second in 81 minutes Al sec.
onds. The others trailed in later. and
some dropped out because OF "trou
Dies with the one boy power ZEN
gines."
Protest was entered against award
ing the cup to the winning car on the
ground that the rule OF the race that
the two drivers should not change
more than once had been violated by
Brown and Lawrence, who were ac-
cused OF changing once every lap. The
Judges decided. however. that as the
boys had made such good time they
should have the prize. and It was given
them accordingly. No accidents hap
pened
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
4 WEEKS NEWS CONDENSED
Friday. November an

Gambling devices valued at over
$4,000 were seized In a police raid st
the Tulleys Express company in New
York.
Three children of Titus Blessing ana
Len keilam. aged is years. were
drowned while skating at Wallace.
! Idaho
Twenty-four persons were kiIIei. 9s
seriously injured and several hun
dred slightly injured by an explosion
Of the Roburit factory at Amen. Gar
many.
I. B. Dornin Company's stove and
tinware store. G. A. Coleman's shoe
store and Ainlie & Martins hardware
store at Lynchburg. Va. were destroy
ed by fire. Loss over 100000.
Saturday. December I.
Lawrence Harmon and Daniel Davis
serving tiae for burglary. ESCAPED
from the Jail at PottsviIle. Pa.
Jewels valued at $4,000 were stolen
from the home of Mrs. Jacob Siesel.
at Pittsburg. Pa. and there is no clue
to the thief.
Richard ]. Garvey. congressman
elect from the second Missouri dis.
trict. died at his home in st. Joseph of
pneumonia.
Thomas Mccarthy. clerk In hotel
ct New Castle. Pa. and his brother
Michael Mccarthy. inherited $4,000. 900
from an uncle that died in Australia.
Monday, December 3.
The national convention OF the Phi
Delta Theta Fraternity closed with a
reception by President Roosevelt at
Washington.
While trying to board a trolley car
at Easton. Pa. 12-year-old Frank on
senwick fell under the wheels and had
both legs cut OF.
A tablet in memory Of Rev. DIR. ]
w. Hassler will be erected in the Ad
vent Lutheran Church. Lancaster. Pa.
its founder and first pastor.
Gordon Du Bose. president OF the
First National Bank of Ensley. Ga
was convicted of embezzIement and
sentenced to five years Imprisonment.
Tuesday, December 4.
President Roosevelt has reappointcd
Judson B. Clements to be a member
OF the interstate commerce commits
sion.
Colonel James W. Watts. a promi.
nent financier and coal operator. died
at Lynchburg, Va. after an illness of
two years.
Thomas Piernan. OF PHILADELPHIA.
while working in the plant OF the Ideal
Cocoa Company. at Lititz Pa. feu
down two flights OF stairs and was
killed
The dreaded San Jose scale has
been discovered I'm several fruit or.
chards at Leominstor. Mass. and n
is thought that the insects may have
been brought here on nursery stock
from the west.
Wednesday, December S.
Edward Mccoy, a negro coachmop
was cremated in a fire which DESTROY.
ed the stable OF Charles Bruckman. at
Pittsburg. Pa.
Lorenzo d. Short shot and killed
Constable NJ. NJ. Singer al Proctor
vile. o.. when the officer attempted
IN arrest him for larceny.
The United Traction company. OF
Reading. Pa. granted their motormen
and conductors an increase OF 5 per
cent In wages to begin January !.
An explosion I'm the Pocabontas
mines IT Blueheld. w. Va. injured ne
Hungarians. one OF whom set OF kee
OF powder while lighting a cigarette.
Mrs. Harry Coons. OF Albany. n Y
was fatally burned by her clotbino
catching fire at tho kitchen stove ana
her husband was seriously burned try.
ing 20 save her.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
u H p ID Richmond, Freder-
Vs. i " .icksburg. and Potc
mac Railroad

Trains Leave sichmond--NorthvraTa
20 n IN daily. Byrd St Throusn
- m Daily, Main ST Through
70 a m week DAYS. Fii.H AsbIanS .-.o..
mediation o'0 Npoom
$50 s:t2 a m, daily Byrd st. through
u ;o6 noon, week days Byrd "A Tbro,vn
400 y. m, week days. By-d al Froda.s. a
burg accommodation
70 p m~daily, Main st Through
mediation. '"N Acootn
s-sop- m. daily. syrd ST. Through.
Trains Arrive Ricnmona-southwnr.
$40 =. m. week days Elbs Ashland accom-.
burg mmodation
s:d5.a. m, daily, Byrd st Thronrh
Local stops enough
L y. m. daily Main 81 Through
mediation. H0o"h
5.l5 p. m. daily, Byrd 81, Through
49, p M daily, byrd st. Through Loca
800 go p. m, daily. Main 81. Through
80 F. uilmnn Sleeping or Parior Cars on
al ABOVE trains except train arriving Rich.
modations. oNO"A4'
lime OF arrivals and departures and con
necttous not guaranteed '
~ DUKE, q. W. CULP, ". g. TAYLOR
AS T. 10 Tres Gen'l Sup't Traf Ngr
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

Writers on topics concerning WON
ems matters would fam have us be-
IeVe that the present is the age Of
beauty. The fact is, says the London
opinion, that never before have the
arts Of artiaciality been SO widely
adopted among all classes as they are
today.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

Il declarer exclaimed the duck.
Look at the rakish way that young
turkey gobbler is strutting about"
Yes replied the wise goose: ITS
getting near Thanksgiving day"
"Wen%"
We'll, he wants 10 appear tough
Philadelphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Different Then

Husband-Its strange that I can
never find anything about the house
that belongs to me without your assist
ance.
Wife-How did you manage before
We were married dear?
Husband-Oh. things stayed where !
put them then.-Chicago Daily News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Woman-lfL

Patience-YOu say she's under the
weather again?
Patrice-Yes; she disObeyed the
doctors orders.
That was wrong. of course"
1T was nothing Of the kind She
did perfectly right. Her doctor IA
her bandi"-Yonkers Statesman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

1 don't know what he's ever done
10 gain renown or win applause:
BE does not have tho look of one
Who might lead men In some s-rsa,
cause.
But this l will say. not knowing what
Ability or scope is his:
wish I were half as great
As ne would have me think he Is.
Chicago RecOrd-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

terated foods. "to work for the enlIght.
eminent OF the public on all matters ar.
tecting these subjects. to work FOR the
enactment Of laws for the protection
or and preservation OF the public health
and morals"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

I see some one declares that the
quick lunch is responsible for many
divorces"
i don't know about that. but know
II makes lots of widows. "-Milwaukee
Sentinel.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Her Riqht.

Chauncey-Why do you allow your
wife to pick out your clothes?
Doolittle-She pays for tbem.-De-
troit Free Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

ONCE Boy-What can do to get
raise in salary. sir?
The Boss-Fa,n what you're getting
now--Detroit Free Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Well Manaoad

Bells she good manager7
Beulah-Yes. Haven't you ever no
uced how quiet her husband it,
Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
ATLANTIC COAST LINE

EFFECTIVE MAY 9TH.
Trains leav- Richmond daily.
Tor orida and outh, 9a5 A. II. = $50
a o.. aor r. NeTtolk, 800 A NJ, 800 p d. ana
For n. & w. Ry. West. Is'io and $50
Eor Petersburg zoo A NJ. islo. sDo' o'sS'
FOR Goldsboro and Fayetteville. 80 X
Trains arrive kloh..,,o2..l, = e6 - 40 "a
S60P. NJ. ..s,,odav only.
kzcsp' sSesS s cAMPBEJ D.P.A
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Getting a Stand-ln.

Bilkins-Why in the world do YOU
spend so much time reading bear
stories?
Wllhns-Tm counting the mother
or a four-year-old. - Detroit Free
Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Norfolk and Western r. r.
LEAVE RICHMOND DAILY, BYRB

~ A; m NORFOLK LIMITED Arr,x.. -,
NorIoik II % A N Stops only A. Prtsrs6,,rS-.'
NaverlY and Suffolk S"u1 T.
~. 70 "A; N, CHICAGO EXPRESS Buffet Par
p Si ~ az Z etSrsburg 20 Lynchburg and Roanot-
D. i-iIi y M NJ. sleeper Roanoke 10 Colurnbus ana
i'.'..s'a % CINCINNATI also Roanoke to KoorS
o ei'se ana knoxville TO Chattanooga and ne1n
Il lo p NJ Roanoke Fxnrsss o.. v.,,
Lynchburg aud Roam Ike "i'lie
NyS ~ M Ocean Shore Limited Arrive.
xS, .olA . - Z N stops only at Pett.rSbur -
!" aa,se.ly ana Sunolk Connects with Stean.ss
s,d ~, ~ .oh; rowdence. New YORK. BaItimc~s
OF Petersburg M Ss01iohs east
~ ~ SEW ORLEANS Snort LINZ phil
i-s. Slerper Richmond 10 Lynchburs pee.
SSsrls 20 ROANOKE. Lyn chburE 20 On attanooo.
Alglnlshls and New Orleans. Cafe Dinir10 90
trains arrives from the west rs !. - . ~
y " 49, - % 2. m, from Norf0is Al 4Os N
once Nc o3S East Mas "a r., ~
W. 3. BEVIII. ~ 81 ssS,ss, nv,
Zen Pass Agt n,,- ICSt-H1
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
rRATNerrAvr p,cuuo,,,

TRAINS TEAvR RICHMOND
N. B--Following schedule figure pnb1,sh.x,
onIy as information. and are not guar antee,s
Iva m.-Daaly Local for thArlotr.
X 80 p tn.--Drily Limited. BrTet P,,i,,,,.
30 Atlanta snd Biz rim CHAM, New (prI..n.
rem phtS ChsttsDoogS ard aJl thA ssortr
hnroogn coach for Chase City. Oxford Dur-
:, Twp M unday, Keysville Local
III ~ .. m.-Daily. limited. TsulIu,.n r..1.
AT ssO .. M. for oh "a south
YORK II YER LINZ
stsDp m. Except Sunday. No. TO- BaItfrnora
VI 2 sa. Pm ?; m Except Sunday. No 10. Local To
vv : S5 a = m Except Sunday. No. "A. Local 70
TRAINS ABRIvE RICHMOND
9s n m ano 80 y IN - FrOrr al the ao,,h
100 = from Charlotte, Durham Chez
C1ty' Raleigh and local t.tion~ ~'''-90
SWa 20 key~vfll- and local st,tic,.
=, ~ A. m No Is. From BATTING re and " "a
West ONT and local stations ~ N''tn
No 10 ard No 10 stop Cusnton Tnu..., n,
White House and Lester Manor
q " " ESTRrRV q. - A
- o. go f. Main st Richmond VI
Stb " n - ~, -, II. HARDwICK
~ W ~ IA IA ~ ~ Pass Traf M'g'r.
W TAYLoE. q =
Washington, ID 9
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

Your owa interests make your entire
change OF front quite obvious and mat
ter OF course, and IL looks so silly and
enviOus OF your acquaintances TO talk
about consistency.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

Women talk so much more than men
do because they have the men to talk
about
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
PREACHER HANGED

hev. J. c. Rawlings and Negro PAY
Penalty For Murder.
"aidosta. Ga. Dec. with a de-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
Ready Made Thoughts.

A society that proposes to place
canned thought on the market IL being
organized IN the west
What we need 90 develop the race
and make IL great and powerful Is not
a thought factory into which Il man
might step on his way home and. lay
ing down quarter. take home a pack.
age Of tinted thought 10 the loved
ones. No indeed.
We should rather encourage men to
take thought culture exercises so that
they might do a neat line OF thinking
for themselves. Ready made thought
might do in social functions but for
the actualities OF life Il would hardly
be small boy trying TO look over a
ten foot board fence.
Instead OF depending on n trust for
our thoughts. let the fun grown citizen
spend half an hour thinking each
morning. being careful not TO think
loud enough TO wake the neighbOrs.
Humor Is that quality which makes
you able TO turn the worst OF II into
something little better.
People who use religion are respon
siole for other people having no use
for IT,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
straw hat7,.

straw hat?''
Why, no. sweetheart How's that?"
Its not felt. dear."-Jester.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
CUPlO'S DANGER SIGNAL.
Why "A Girl stopped Freight Trail
With Her Red Pettfcoat

why "A Girl stopped Freight Train
With Her Red Pettfcoad
The "Huckleberry" freight on the
Saginaw division OF the Pere Mar.
quette railroad was about eight miles
from Flint Mich. the other day run
ming along at n lively clip when the
engineer saw a girl on the track ahead
waving red flannel petticoat FOR the
train 10 stop. says n special from Flint
10 the New York World. Visions OF
misplaced switches. landslides. fallen
bridges and other terrors OF the road
filled the mind OF the engineer ana
he damned the train 10 stop ton foot
from the danger signal. Then. with
the conductor, he jumped or TO learn
what was the trouble
Needless OF the excited questions
popped at her. the girl brushed bv
climbed up into the cab. handed the
fireman folded sheet OF note manor
then jumped down and darted away.
The bewildered fireman opened the
note and read II while the engineer
sud the conductor and all the rest of
the train crew goggled over his shout
der:
Here's tho very note
This Is what she wrote:
Dear MT Hucklebcrry-Do you want me
20 be your wife or are you only foolinr
me-
IL appears that the basis for the girls
act was Irritation the fireman carried
on with her from his engine. AS ne
passed her home he would wave his
hand 20 her. some say he threw kisses
20 her.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

A bum job Is often worth more than
a good lecture.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

We cannot understand why people
bent on suicide do not hire some one
TO tickle them to death.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-12-15

People who use religion are respon
siole for other people having no use
for IL.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-05-10
BrOwn-vlOkSrS.

On Thursday evening May Srd o.
CURED the marriage Of Miss Nellie A.
Brown to Harry Blair VickerS, both
Of Manchester. Miss Nellie is the
oldest daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Brown living two miles south
Of Manchester. For the past three
years she has been teaching school
and has won for herself an enviable
record and reputation In and about
her home. Harry VlHkSrs is the son
Of A. L. vickers OF Abilene and he has
made of himself prosperous farmer.
Promptly at O'Clock, MIR. ChaS.
viCkers and Maggie VlckerS led the
bride and groom into the guest room
and Rev. Mr.. Hagsmsn, Of Abilene,
conducted the marriage ceremony u.s.
ing the ring obligation. The bride was
dressed In Alice blue wool batiste.
After the usual greeting Of good
wishes all sat down 10 the wedding
dinner. Many useful presents were
made by friends.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-05-10
Postmaster Robbed.

G. W. Fouts, Postmaster at River
ton, Ia, nearly lost his life and was
robbed Of oil comfort, according to
his letter, which says: "For 20 years
l had chronic liver complaint, which
led to such . severe case Of jaundice
that even my finger nails turned
yellow; when my doctor prescribed
Electric Bitters; which Cured me and
have kept me well for eleven years."
Sure cure for BiliousneSs, Neuralgia,
Weakness and all Stomach, Liver,
Kidney and Bladder arrangements.
A wonderful Tonic. At j. NJ. GleisS.
ner's drug store. 30 cents.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-05-10
n. K. HUMPHREY.
Take Time.
To Eat
Hurry ct Meals VIII Send You to j.
M Gleissner's for Mi-o-na
Stomach Tablets.

"Est in haste and repent at leisure"
is an old saying brought up to date.
Hurry at breakfast means bad
start for the day. and II you hurry
also OF the other meals, you will soon
suffer with loss Of appetite; sleeplsss'
ness, nervousness, turred tongue
specks before the eyes, headaches
backaches, weakness and debility. In
digestion, or other ills that are caused
by an abused stomach.
Here in Abilene, as in thousands OF
other places over the country hurry at
meals increases the druggiRt's BUSH
ness. Not q day passes that J. M.
Gleissner does not sell several pack
ages Of Mi-o.na stomach tablets to
those who have ruined their digestion
by not taking time to cat.
j, M. Gleissner has seen 80 many
cures made by Mi-o-na that he sells 1t
under an absolute guarantee that 1t
will be successful in every case where
is used In accordance with direc'
tions, that ISL one tablet before each
meal, and will refund the money to
anyone whom it does not help, A
large box of Mi.o-na tablets costs but
30 cents if it cures; nothing II it fails.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-05-10
Zlmmar.XAinhold.

Thursday, May 8, ct 8 O'Clock, at the
homo Of the bride northeast OF Abb.
lenO, occurred the marriage Of Jennie
thinner to Albert 3. Weinhold. The
brides father, Rev. J. N. thinner per-
formed the ceremony, assisted BY
Rev. Fuller Bergstresser. The bride
is q young woman Of very superior
accomplishments, and the bridegroom
is 8 former Midland college student
who is making success In business
at Evans, Colorado. Several substau-
tial checks and an array Of beautiful
presents bore testimony to the high
regard Of their friends. After June /
Mr.. and Mrs. Weinhold will be at
home in Evans, Colorado. The guests
we're limited to the immediate fam
lilies.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-05-10
Let Everybody work

And the world would be more happy
and contented. Just consider how
much pain and trouble results In your
body. when your liver and stomach
stop working. Happily. you can soon
set them to work again, cure your
pains, aud restore yourself to health
and contentment, with Dr.. Caldwell's
(axAtive) Syrup Pepsin. Try II.
Sold by all druggists at SOC and $l,Oo.
Money back II Il fails.