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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29
tFirst published H. Daily LcaJcr Nov.
embc 2G taOGO
oRDtNANScE NO. s94.


oRoiNANscE NO. s94.
An ordinance opprop certain
moneys Sc tho paying of sundry accounts
lnd expenses.
BE rr ORDAINED Isl THE MAYOR
AND COUNCH MEN OF The CRY
or GUHRE. o r..
section That the sum ~ Twolve
llunarrd eaxty-nyc and four one hum
l-edths Dollars OSl2G5.ON Is hereby ap.
2ro2riated for the purpose of paying
bills upon the Special City Hall Fund;
which bills have heretofore boon con-
tractcd by the Council to-wit,
Bills on account OF said Special city
Han Fund Z favor OF j. r. Cotton in
tho sum Of even Hundred sevcnty-two
md nfty-four one hundredths Dollars
$772.5iD Bills on account OF said spec
ial city Han Fund iu favor OF The
Guthrie Plumbing & Heating company in
he sum Of Fou. Hundred nincty-tWo and
lfty one hundrodths Dollars (Si92.5o)
Section g. Tho mlyor and city clcrk
irc hereby directed to draw warrants on
said account for the same I'm fafor of
tho persons to whom said bills were al-
lowed ms follows. and on tho following
latos, to-wit:
A Warrant iu favor Of d. r. Cotton in
the sum Of two hundred Dollars tS20o.0W
On the 1st day OF December. 1906; a war
rant IN favor OF d. 4. cotton on the End
day Of January. 1907. in the sum Of three
hundred dollars Cs3o0o0). and warrant
IN favor Of d. r. Cotton in the sum oi
two hundred scvanty-two and hfty-fou-
ole hundrodths Dollars (S272-5O on the
LIST day OF February 1907. 4 warrant IN
favor Of the Guthrie Plumbing G Heat
ing company In the sum Of ono hund cd
slxty-four Dollars CSlGtoo) on tho lst
ny Of December. 1906; warrant in iu-
var Of the Guthrie Plumbing & Hoatine
company i'm the sum Of ono hundred
slxty-four Dollars (slGto0) on the End
day Of january. 1907, a1d @ warrant in
favor OF The Guthrie Plumbing & Heat
lng company I'm tho sum Of SiGi5o on the
1st day Of February, 1907
Section g. This ordinance shall take ef-
feet and be I'm force from and after its
passage. approval and publication
Passed this the 18TH day of Nov. 1906
Approved this the 18th day Of Nov
1906
tsEAI.) JOHN w. DUKE,
Attest. Z. sEIXAs, Mayor
City Clerk.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29
OKLAHOMA DAY IN
Sunday SCHOOL

December End will be observed by a.,
sunday schools of an denominations "a,
oklahoma Day. Tho Okmaoma sundl,
school association has prepared an ir
teresting program 70 take the place ol
the uual opening ana closing exercises 4
the regular sunday school hour. loay
Ing time TO- the lesson 40 usual. rh'
program is simple and doe not rcquIr
much preparation. Programs viii be fue
nshcd free iu needed guaatitcs to naS
sunday school which ASK for tlom
send o-dcrs 20 tho secretary Of joui
county Sunday School as.ociatiou or q
Wllmm Rogers. Gcaoml Secretary oi
the oklahoma sunday schor association
Mcdford. Okla.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Whitewash Is much better than
paint fer dairy barns. both inside AID
outsidg Il does not cost as much
and II 1ch more sanitary than paint
Paint II spoil a pail of milg, white
wash will not II needs TO be renewed
oftener. but that is not an objection
It is rather In its favor. Everything
about a dairy harm should 10 kept
sVeet and Clean.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

The undersigned administrators of the
estate Of O T Dunn, deceased. desires
20 learn ,he whereabouts OF Benjamin r
cughcad, "a SON ~ the late William
cnghcad of caiaway County Missouri
Ben r. C.aghead Is now "a o. 30 years
1ld. ana when llst heard from. 90 1ses or
is9s Was on ihoad e1nriucnon va 3
n either onahoma oT f1a indian Te-ri
iorY ~ z. HonlNfoN rdmr.. 4 oy
M.ss9nFi Qoi l9. 1909
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29
FAMOUS srriNE nRrAKrRs.

Tho most fnmous strike breakers g.
tho land nfa ~ Kings Now LIE PHI
when i've and bowels GO on strike. the
quickly settle the trouble, and .hc pur
flying work goes rght ON. Best cure 10
cons:i ipation. headache ana dizziness
25c at an drugEisi.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

MauZan relieves rnstently the pain
caused by those bliad. bleeding itching
and 9rotrudlng piles u is put up iu
colapsihle tubes 10 such way that q
can be applied whore th trouble orlg
mites thus stopping the pain lmmo
diatcly Try one bottle AID n you are
not relieved. you- money viii DC re.
funded Try our free rn~r. SOD by J
n. Wallace
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29
me HrNNssx

Luck has never yet and never Slr
glut the poultry market with FIRST
class eggs OF fowls.
Any old hen can lay In the spring
but for winter business when eggs are
high It takes the hes planned for Ia
advance TO do the trick Now Is The
time to plan hens for next year
A NJ lssacbusetts poultryman in'
formed me last winter that be had
lost no chicks by hawks aud crows
since no had kept a small Aock oi
guineas, though losing many before.
rheir strident voices seem 10 discoD.
,crt the feathefed maranlers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

When ths opposite att9rac. offers To-
compromise Ct means that you have "a
good case.
II doesn't tale much 90 domestic
storm to sour the milk of human kinl-
ness.
Nothing swclli a man up SO much as
to have a pretty sin ask him ror iuror.
nation.
A watch should always hav guard
otherwise. lts apt TO be stolen In AN un-
guarded moment
Whom sir gets hold Of Young
mans hcut-etrugs she proc eds to tic
them in "a bcauknot
MANY fool haa ACQUIRED reputation
for w9dom by accidentally doing the
right thing at the right time.
II is groat shock to "a bride whom shc
covcrs that her husband isn't as fond
Of angel cake as ho is of bceteteak and
onions.
There Is ono thing TO SOY for the cn-
ory. II ls esteemed a great dclicacy by
the cats.
Another problem that has TO be set-
tied after marriage Is the one as to
whothcr tho dog shall slcp In the house
or in the back yard.
| It is assumed that Jonah Kuhlic llal-
lnianaolc. who wes elettod delegate %
congress from Hawaii a coming over
for the session iu sections.
The follow who names the d0crcnl
/ brands of moas collars seems TO set
most ~ mis- inairation watching tho
Pullman sleeping cars
Tho musical season having arrived we
shall continue our efforts 10 discover
which is cf The least Importance. a vice
president or second fiddler.
wo'd Ike farming an right ir a fars
could Dee operated Day tuning "a button
IN tho han.
Maybe the Baltimore phy slcians wh'
are puzzled over the ease w the ihar
whose hoa-t continued 90 beat oftefdcail
got hold of a phimaolphln by mis
take.
Having seen sg'cial Of abe new winto
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

is generally hard 90 get rid Of 5eg g vii
not be able 10 withstand Bees ,-axativ'
Holey and Tar. THAT w'll cure all colds
coughs; Group whooping cough etc, by
driving them out through the bowels II
you have cold, try it and n not cured
got you- maney back. NJ opiat,', Sold
hv ]. N. Wallace
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Pmcsaivc cicanses woLi as, Is highl,
anuscptic uncdualcd for c0c&ed hand
Good for cuts. sold by J, n Waiace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

II is a well known medical fact that
pino resiI IS most effective in the treat
ment OF diseases ~ the bladder and kid
acys. suncrcrs from back ache and
ther troubles due 20 f5ulty action OF
fhe kidneys nnd relief iq the use OF
Phe-ulcs. 100 buys 80 days treatment
Sold by j. n. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Hotwo, $1,000 and 100000 hushals of
corn arc piled and wthrd aipng tine da-
pot at Bliss awaiting hipment The
same old story 2rcYais "ahwtase of
cnr-.n
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Never can ten when youW mash O.
hngor or suffer . cut brulee, burn or
scam BE prepVod Dr. Thomas Ec-
lcctrlc Oh mulntly relieves the pain
quickly cures the wound
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Tie who despsos smep thiags sci
Tom grows rich; and ne who Ignores
no small ads. seldom ever lives COM
FORTARLI.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29
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.suH0ols 0ql % pIoI Vors 900

-suuOoas 0ql 30 pIog UoSs noese
% smoo Vlol0 sql 20 PloJ Supls
'ulolo ussI0 . NJ SuIIA RVS AnuSF
On uoI sIqIssOdmI 81 sIW u 'ans
eql uI lou lRQ 'VB usaIJ ~ NyolLl
6iq4 IolpM 70 uouB5 AIsAs % uuse
10 azIs aql VIuommu 10 a99ld 1ui
.Aouu 'lsasA Ipslo uI osuIH 975J ~
lol pssn e4 -Huo pInoqs dsos ras 'onlt
BnH VllA poluil ioluA pldol ul ?
s.sBA "a pu0us sE7cs pBsIql olslJ
'6islsoH SlEl1 isPuns1 y NOR
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Constipation causes headache. nauson
dizzincss. lanBuor heurt pnl3mtion.
Drastic physics gripc sickcu weaken
the bowels ana don't cure poan's Reg
ulcis net gently ana cure constipation.
95 cents. Ask your druggist.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

CFirst published ia Daily Leader Nov
cmbc- 26 l90G.)
ORDINANCE 825.
An ordinance roopcning part of South
Second ST., In the city of Guthrie, o. r..
Whereas ON tho 18TH day OF February.
1908 that part OF South Second Street
lying between Grant Avenue and Lincoln
avenue between blocks 81 and SIS In that
subdivision of the City Of Guthrie known
AS Guthrie proper was vacated by the
city Council by virtue of ordinance No.
SOS.
Aud Whereas, In the opinion Of the
City Council II Is necessary TO reopen
such street for public travel therefore:
BE IT ORDAINED by THE MAYOR
AND COUNCuMEN OF THE CITY
OF GUuRGE o. r.;
See l. THAT that part Of South Sec
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Special ssraains IN shtts this week
fpr men, wemen and children Foblns0u
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29
(sEAI)
vcmbor 10. 1905 }
r. OE Appft@artnM

vcmhor 49, 1905
NOTICE OF APPLICATION
FOR LiQUOP LICENSE.
TERRITORY OF OKLAHOMA, LOGAN
COUNTY. SIS:
Notice is hereby given that Emil Rit-
lerbtrh has this day filed in the Office
OF the county clerk. a AMI for said
county his petition. ask ng that a H.
cense be- granted ldm TO soil at -etail
malt spirluous and vinous liquors on
lot TO- block 5S, Third ward Guthrie
Proper in said County and Territory
II no protest be nlod before December
l. 1906. his petition will be granted and
license issued.
Witness NV hand aud t,iG seal Of said
County f5,c,o anixcd this 18th day of
November 1906.
NJ T.. TRAP
County Clerk.
BY Carl. l.. RICE. Deputy
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

d'lrst published IN Daily Leader Novem.
ber %, i9o6)
NOTICE OF APPLICATION
FOR LIQUOR LICENSE
TERRITORY or OKLAHOMA, LOGAN
COUNTY, SIS:
Notice is hereby given that Samuel
Croft has this day filed In tho Office o,
tho County Clerk In ana for said Coun-
~, his petition. asking that license be
granted him TO sell At retail. malt. spirit
uous aud vinous liquors ON lot No A.
blocc No. &C. Guthrie Proper aad in
Thl-d Ward in said County and Terri
tory.
II no protest bo filed on or before De
cember 6, 1906, his petition VIII be grant
Cd and license issued.
Witness my hand and the seal Of said
County hereto affixed this 2lst day OF
November, 1906.
NJ. e TRAPP.
(gEAT.l County Clerk
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29
SEVENTH YltR IN 0KLlHOsl.

iarrisoa Avspus ouians. ga. rA~'
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Maybe the Baltimore phy dcians who
are nuzzlcd over the ease w the lnan
whose hoa-t continued 90 boat ofteidcath
got hold of a rhiadcIphiAn by mis-
take.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

WANTS
AND MISCELLANEOUS ADS.
eSsEossss sAssical~
UHIoNI ~ ILzH12
FOR SALE.
----------------------
FOR SALE Household goods. ON the
auction coraef tomorrow at 1880 p. M
GEO. w GAFFNEY. Auctlonecr.
.----------------------.-------
ron sALE-Best paying rsstau ant IN
The cityi present business 500 per day;
viii consider good real estate OF 'iock in
exchange. Fish Real Es.Rte Co, 122
North Broadway, oklahoh u City. okla.
FOR sALE-Two $40 schoiarzhips IN
Earman Business University OF white
right. Texa-. for $500. Address the
Leader.
FOR sALE-On easy payments. bar
hxtures new and second hand bill
Hard and pool tables, billiard and boyl-
ng supplies We lead In cheap prices
The Bruuswica- Bake Coiiender Co., 537
and $50 alawrae St, Kansas City, Mo.
FOR SALE Election lava OF state OF
oklahoma. Price 25s. Leader ofrice.
FOR sALE-Rlbbons Tor oliver ana
smlth-Primer typew-it,ls. At Leader
offlce.
FOR sALE-Ticlet at Guthrie Hotel.
1925 gets it. r. 7. ca e Leader
FOR sALE-fIouse, seven rooms and
four lots on West College. 81 900 get
Il. Two wells; three porches Address
-BROkOW," care Leader.
LoANs
WILL Lcau $500 to 81 500 ON gilt edge
Farm Property, 6 per cent Inquire of
Dr Kellogg, us North First ST.
toANs-Farm loans. sit edge. six per
cent. Call on j. d. Burke. under Okla
homa state bank n
Always DO what you are AFRAID TO
do Is high counsel FOR tlndd ad.
vertiser.
MALE HELD WANTED
WANTED Energctlc man to manage
branch wholesale Office for ld.ge Ma7-
ufacturcr Staple goods salary S.59o
per yea, payabln monthly. and extra
commissions Applicant must furnish ex-
ccllent reference aad $1,000 cash, which
Is secured Address Secretary T.. o.
BOX I'll, Chicago. Illinois.
WANTED Mon 10 learn barber trade
Spccia Inducements for lmh;cd time
The well lSlown Moler System located in
22 leading cities offer constant practice,
careful Instructions, etc. We grant Iii
plomas that insure top wages Write for
catalogue. Molcr Barber College. KAN
sas city Mo.
WAVED Energetic Trustworthy man or
woman TO work IN Oklahoma reprcs-
cnting La-gc Manufacturing Company
salary $50 TO 500 per month, paid weekly.
Expenses advanced. J. II. MOORE, Guth-
rie. Okla.
WANTED have position for good
salesman. See me fos terms. V. Bow
era, 1OS West Harrison Guthrie.
Manager for New Branch Of
our business here in Guthrie Write
promptly with references THE MORRIS
WHOLESALE HOUSE. Cincinnati. Ohio
There may be "some money for you"
hidden away among todav's classified
ads. Try to locate it--bs "a "prospector A"
IAN is soon ready n an orderly
house" and the ad. you o-e looking for
Is soon found in our CLASSIFIED col
umns
WANTED Manager for branch office
we wish to locate here in Guthrie. Adj
drcss. with references. The Morris
Wholesale House. Cincinnati, Ohio.
HELP wANTED-FEMALE.
WANTED Scrub woman quick; good
wages; also dish-washer. HARVEY
TnTING HOUSE.
PERSONAL.
s-~----
WANTED Three rooms furnished foz
light housekeeping du lag consttu-
tlonal convention. Address r." Gaze
Leader.
MISCELLANEOUS.
WANTED To rent an s or 10 room
house. close In. Address M ca-o
Leader Office.
wANTED-Clean cotton rags. Lead 4
Press Room
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

Goods pe.sked Slored and Shipped to order,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-11-29

BY CARL L. RICE, Deputy
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13
HE BLAMED THE FROG.

James Wilson, the Secretary of Agri-
culture, was discussing a rather anti
quated kind Of farming.
at is about as profitable and logical"
he said, "as the weather reading Of a
Connecticut farm hand used to know.
This farm hand claimed that he could
read the weather ihtallibly. On a walk
with me one afternoon frog croaked
and he said
We will have clear weather for TWEEN
ty-four hours. When frog croaks in
the afternoon YOU may be sure of TWEEN
g-four hours Of sersshine.' We walked
on, and in twenty mindless or so heavy
shower came up and we were~b both
drenched to the skin.
You are fine weather prophet said
/, as we hurried homeward through the
downpour. You ought to be ashamed
of yourself
ooh, WE'LL said the farm hand, the
frog lied. It's to blame, not me Am
| responsible for the morals of that
particular frog1p- Philadelphia Record.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13
DOCTORS SHIFT
Now Gets Along Without 1t.

A physician says: Until last fall I
used to eat meat for my breakfast
and suffered with indigestion until
the meat had passed from the stom-
ach.
Last fall began the use of
Grape-Nuts for breakfast and very
soon found / could do without meat,
for my body got all the nourishment
necessary from the Grape-Nuts, and
since then l have aot had any indi-
gestion and am feeling better and
have increased in weight.
Since finding the benefit derived
from Grape-Nuts / have prescribed
the food for all of my patients SUI
fering from indigestion or over-feed-
ing and also for those recovering
FROM disease where l want a food
easy to take and certain to digest
and which win not overtax the stom-
ach.
81 always find the results I look
for when prescribe Grape-Nuts. For
ethical reasons please omit my
name" Name given by mail by Pos
tum Co.. Battle Creek, Mich.
The reason for the wonderful
amount of nutriment, and the easy
digestion of Grape-Nuts is not hard
to find.
In the first place the starchy part
of the wheat and barley goes through
various processes Of cooking to per-
feetly change the starch into Dex-
trose or Post Sugar, in which state it
1t ready to be easily absorbed by the
blood. The parts in the wheat and
barley which Nature can make use
of for rebuilding brain and nerve
centres are retained in this remark
able food. and thus the human body
is supplied with thepowerful strength
producers so easily noticed after one
has eaten Grape-Nuts each day for a
week or 10 days. There's a rea-
SON"
Get the little book. THE Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13
fHE PURP0Sk Ul-.,.-----

The Hon. A. C. Jewett, lawyer, poll
'tician and man Of sarcastic wit, was once
trying a case in the Supreme Court in
Belfast Me-, his home city, The Judge
presiding, before being called to the
bench, had tried many cases against
Jewett, who did not entertain very
high opinion Of his ability.
In his closing argument Jewett, in de-
hance Of the rules of the court, started
in to read some law to the jury. The
court pounded on the bench and said /;
MIR. Jewett, you must not read law to
the jury in your closing argument"
Jcwett kept on reading without so much
as glance at the court. The court in
thunderous tones ordered him to stop.
Jewett. who had by this time read all
he intended to read, turned calmly to
the Judge and said ibid your Honor
address me7"
Il said" reared the Judge, you must
not read law to the jury in your closing
argument | will give the law to the
jury. What do you suppose the court
is here for7"
What is the court here forT re-
sponded Jewett. IN high falsetto, Il sup
pose you know, sir, to keep order, with
the aid Of the sheriff, sir, with all due
respect to the sheriff, sir."-Boston Her
aid.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13
HE cor A REPLY.

Several years ago a farmer drove to
Buffalo to buy from a wholesale firm a
bill Of goods for his country store. Al
ter coming down stairs and while wait
ing for his goods TO be packed he noticed
several men using the speaking tube.
After a while bis curiosity got the
)etter Of him and he asked the proprie-
tor what that thing was "a speaking
tube" said the proprietor. Speak to
someone upstairs and see how IL works "
''What will say?7 said the farmer,
going over to the tube.
"oh, say anything you like" said the
proprietor.
"Heyi" shouted the farmer. "Are The
goods Mr. Parsons, OF Williamsville, or
dered readyi'
Eyes" said the man upstairs, the
goods are ready, but we are looking The
old skinfint up. We think he is kind
Of shaky."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13
Pc RU- Ma STRENGTHENS
THE ENTIRE SYSTEM.

Mr.. Chas. l.. Sauer, Grand Scribe, Grand
Encampment l. o. o. r. of Texas and
Assistant City Auditor, writes from the
City Hall, San Antonio, Tex.
Nearly two years ago | accepted a po-
sition as secretary and treasurer with one
Of the leading dry goods establishments Of
Galveston, Tex
'eIt sudden change from a high and
dry altitude to sea level proved too much
for me and became afflicted with catarrh
and cold in the head. and general debility
to such an extent as 10 almost incapaci-
tate me for attending to my duties.
~ tUas Induced to try Pe-ru-na,
aud after tdkfTtI several bottles In
mall doses ! dBt pleased TO say thai
wds eRtireiyresfOred 10 my normal
condition aud haze eUer since rec
OBiBlended the use Of Perttnd to nv
friends
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13

When you see bald man, you see one
nine times in ten who has no magma
ton. There are twenty bald Germans to
one bald ITishman The study Of Shelley
or Of Keats never made man lose
hair. but an insane desire to master the
profound Greek authors makes many a
student permaturely bald. The business
man without imagination who is above
thirty usually is a specialist in something.
He digs into that, makes money grows
bald and vases his vitality. Three phy-
sicians in FIVE have little hair when they
are forty. Nine newspaper men in ten
have thick hair when they are sixty. The
tenth, perhaps, does not lack imagina-
ton, but may have studied too hard in
.sShsel- days. New York Press
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13

The book agent was showing the old
farmer one of the six best sellers"
"A wonderful book" said the agent.
as he turned to the FIRST chapter Just
listen to this plot There's an ominous
cloud on the sire's brow when he secs
the lightning fash in the determined
eyes Of his beautiful daughter"
Great shoats !" calculated the old far
mer. his jaw dropping.
Then comes the shower OF tears. But
bark The hero is LAUNDERING
The old farmer jumped down from
the fence and held up his hand.
One minute, mister" he drawled.
"One minute till put the chickens up
and get my umbrella. swan, that thar
book is so stormy feel like | am getting
wet now."-Columbus Dispatch
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13
pEArH IN BARBER.s cHAIR.

Only forty city BARRIERS in London have
certificates Of cleanliness. 1t is optional
with them to take out license. This
proves that the average Londoner doesn't
care much about the barber shop he
visits. Testimony in coroner's court in
East London last week brought out that
in zoos only twenty-one city BARRIERS had
certificates, and that the number was in
creased to forty last May The inquest
was on a man who died of blood poison
ing afeT a barber had cut his chin. A
Bellevue Hospital physician tells me that
at least ten men year die in New York
from razor poisoning New York
Press
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13
THE BOOKS III RIGHT.

The steamer was to leave in an hour,
and Mrs. Lapsling was in furry of
preparation.
Mother" asked one Of the children,
where are the books we want to read
while we're on the boatf"
Never mind the books she said, with
her mouth full Of hairpins They're
all packed in your fathers oesophagus."
Chicago Tribune.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13

Sherlock Holmes had announced his
intention OF abandoning detective work.
My dear Holmes said Dr. Watson,
you don't mean it Y
Quite 50, my dear doctor" he said.
CHOSE Philadelphia detectives have
made me look like a bungling amateur
Shooting another charge Of dope INTO
his arm, he assumed a William Gillette
pose and stared moodily into the fire
Chicago Tribune.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-07-13

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for7
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honest nian7
Mike-I don't like to accuse a man
without substantial proofs, Nora, but I'm
afraid he's the kind that needs watchin'
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