Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-11-10

never saw one 50 decollette as that
London Tartar.
Mr.. Stoplate-That song always
moves me. Miss Tersleep--If I'd known
that, I'd have sung it an hour ago
Cleveland Leader
The police, we are told in local
item, engaged in running battle with
thieves. Which way were the police
running ?-Indianapolis Star.
She-I understand that young Jen-
kins is quite tennis player He
Yes, but aside from that, be is perfect
" harmless.--New Orleans Picayune.
Miss Oldone--l wouldn't have re-
fused Charley Banks If I'd been you.
Miss Sweetgirl--I don't believe would,
either, if I'd been you.--Chieago Jour-
nal
Did he really tell you l had case
of stage frightE" asked the amateur
actress, NO" replied the dearest
friend, he said you were" Philadel-
phia Record.
Lady (entering a kitchen and noting
policeman So YOU are the brother OF
my cook. Are you an only brothere
Otticer~I hope SO, Acknowledgment
dorfer Blaetter.
Lady you think this medicine
would do my husband any good? Drug
| gist--I'm sure of it, madam. Lady
Hum What other kinds have you got2
-Rehoboth Herald
Mrs Rurale--Dld YOU ever find a
man under the bed? Mrs. outskirts
Yes, the night we thought burglars
were in the house l found my husband
there Troy Budget
Inebrnted Customer (fondy en-
bracing telegraph pole) Don't talk
to me OF new inventions! Whatever
will become of me when they have wire
less telography FL Riso.
Mrs Kuagg-You talked about COM
Ing home early tonight, but | Thoughts
1t would all end in talk. Mr.. Knagg
! (wearily) $50 did /, my dear. ct
! did. THE London Sketch.
Telegraph Operator Thirty words,
that will be $l.S5. madam. Madam
| oh, you're mistaken The message Is
only ten words, the rest is simply a
postscript Boston Transcript
Wedderly-That millner of yours
must be a bird Mrs. Wedderly-Non-
sense She has neither wings nor
feathers. Wedderly Yes; but just
look at this bill of hers. Scissors.
us your horse afraid Of automo-
bllesY asked the tourist who was
mending tire NO" answered Farm
er Corntossel, "he's hauled too many
of them home for that. Washington
| Star
Softleigh-GOo evening, Mrs Mo-
ran. | came to see If your daughter,
Miss Mabel, would 90 for a walk with
me. Miss Mabel-Ilow do you do, Mr..
Softeigh? | shall be delighted. Mann
ma, do look fit to go to Il restaurant
Life.
A young thing of some fifty summers
was playing the piano before the open
window, and said TO her maid Maria,
do you think the Slgnor Stuzzin oppo-
site hears mef' Yes, Senorita, | am
sure, as be Is shutting his window
II Diayolo.
"Oh don't say that" protested Mrs.
/ Locutte, when her husband commented
/ on her new evening gown. Don't ever
| say pretty new dress; say new
/ gown" you misunderstood me-" re-
/ piled her husband quietly II said IL
was a pretty nude dress Clipped.
MY husband and | had an awful
quarrel yesterday" How sad What
was It aboutW II found letter I'm his
pocket written by woman" Mercy T.
! / don't wonder you were angry" "r
should say 50. 1t was one ia given
/ him to mail week ago. Cleveland
/ News.
! LADY, want some collars for my
/ husband, but am afraid I've forgotten
the size Shopman-Thlrteen and a
half, mum? Lady~-That's It. How did
you guess? Shopman--Gentlemen who
let their wives buy their collars for
them are always about that size mum
ALLY Sloper.
Huh! What do you know about
warI Did you ever hurI yourself into
the Imminent. deadly breach or seek
the bubble reputation, even in the can
mons mouthT" We'll, no; not exact
7 Is. not to any noticeable extent But
/ have taken home unexpected company
10 dinner Puck.
/ Miss Tcrry-Marie, I saw sou kiss.
Ing young man In the dark hall this
. evening | can't allow It. The Maid
/ I saw you do the same thing, begging
your pardon, ma'am. Miss Terry
That was my fiance. That Is perfect
~ proper. The Maid-Then I'm all
right. 1t was the same fellow
Clipped
Letting Herself out.
Uortor-Perhaps It's your cooking