Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-01-19

On the train on the way 10 Wilkes
Barre there was q hot o on one Of the
%sleepers. and the car was side-tracked
all night.
When we arrived at the town about
40 wagon drivers that were in the car
did not show up. and they had to press
everybody that could drive a team into
the service to haul the stuff to the lot,
and pa drove four horse. so we'll with a
load Of tent poles that the manager
complimented pa. and that gave pa the
, big head. When the parade was all
ready to start through town, and the
drivers had not arrived, the manager
asked pa II he thought he could drive
the ten gray horses on the band &
to lead the procession, and pa said driv.
Ing ten horses was his best hold,
and he got up on the drivers seat
and called me to get up with him,
and l hate a boy that will disobey
parent. SO I climbed up and began
to jolly the band about the chariot
race, and I told them pa wouldn't do
a thing to them this time.
The manager OF the show always rides
ahead of the parade, with the chief Of
police OF the town. and the band horses
follow him. so 1t Is easy enough to drive
ten horses. cause all you have to do ID
to hold on to the 20 lines. and look saw.
age at the crowd on the sidewalks,
and the horses go right along, and the
people think the driver Is a wonder. SC
when the manager started in his buggy
pa pulled up on all the lines he could
hold on to. which filled his lap. ana
made him look like a harness maker,
and he yelled: "Ye-up." and the pro.
cession moved. and the ten teams "a
was driving wen along all right. and ia
looked as though he owned the show and
the town.
We got downtown, to a wide street,
and there was a fire alarm ahead. or
something, and the procession stopped.
and the manager and chief of police dis.
appeared. ard there was a wagon load
OF green cornstalks right beside the
lead team. which a farmer was taking
to a silo, butt he had stopped his team
to see the parade. The three teams OF
pas leaders, six horses. began to eat
the corn stalks, and the camels, that
w. 'N'''' ''' WIN iouS up W tu0
band wagon and began to eat. and the
farmer got scared to see his corn stalks
disappearing. so he drove Off on a side
street. and started for the silo, and by
ginger, pas team turned onto the side
street and followed the wagon of corr
stalks, n pa couldn't hold them, and
the band played. I'm the Good Old Sum.
mer Time, There Will Be a Hot Time
in the Old Town"
The camels kept up with the farm.
er's wagon, too, and the whole parade
followed the band. The farmer
started his horses into a run,
and the team Of ten horses that
was driving pa started to gal.
Looping, and l looked back, and the
elephants were beginning to gallop. and
all the cages were coming whOOping,
and it was a picnic. The band stopped
playing. and the players were scared,
and as we were crossing a little bridge
over a small stream, on the edge OF
town, | turned around to the band
and told them to jump for their lives,
and they all made a jump for the stream,
and the air was full of uniforms and in-
struments. and they landed in the
stream all right.
We went on up a hill. and were in the
country. ard the farmer turned into d
farmyard, and the band wagon followed,
and the fai mer jumped off the corn.
stalk wagon and rushed for the house,
and pas ten horse team surrounded the
wagon. and very horse was eating corn.
stalks. and the team was all mixed up
The canels and elephants crowded in
for the .,ice green lunch, and the farm
er's wifI cane out with her apron wav.
ing. ana said "Shoo,' but none of the
animals shooed worth a cent. and pa
pulled on the lsles, and yelled. while
the rest of the parade came into the
farm and lined up. The drivers yelled
at pa to know where in thunder he was
going, and pa said: "Damfno."
Just then the manager and chief of 20
lice came up. and the way they talked
to pa was awful. Pa couldn't eXpla:r
how it was that he took the parade ou'
into the country, and you never saw
such a time.
BY this time the regular drivers hat
arrived on a special. from where W. LEFT
| them with a hot box, and they took pc
session of the teams. and we got back Il
the circus lot in time for the afternoon
performance. don't know what the,
are doing to pa. but they haC
him in the managers tent all the after
noon with some doctors, VIII.
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