davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1906-03-01

Perhaps They do Now.
Hard Pan Pete and Bedrock Bill
Were in from Copperton yesterday
and started II rough house with "The
Doublejack,' but were promptly
knocked down and dragged out. They
don't understand handling double
juck.- D6hbleiack.
, 1906-03-01

Peter Schuttler wagons for farm
and freight work, for sale by,
5l-tf Baker, Bremen d McAnally
, 1906-03-01

am right in the front rank with
some of the finest ranches in the
country. If you want to buy or sell,
get busy. D. S. Crawford.
, 1906-03-01
'UBLlSHED EVERY THURSDAY.
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION
THURSDAY. MARCH |, 1906

Next to himself. an editor loves
those people most who appreciate his
bright sayings.
, 1906-03-01

am closing out the jewelry steel
of c. w. Scott, at cost, and many AZ
ticIes are being sold below COS.
This stock must b" sold ont at once.
". q. FoRNEY.
33-tf Mortgage.
, 1906-03-01

Susan b. Anthony says that
man is "A Joke. The good old mai
den has lived into the octegenar-
ian class without one of us, but
that is no evidence that she didn't
know how TO take IA Joke
, 1906-03-01

None st Popular as Mondell.
No man in Congress from the west
is attracting more attention that is
Congressman Moudell Not only is
, 1906-03-01
JINGLES and JESTS

Jack the Shipper" who goes
around the Boston streets clipping
hair from women's heads, has pro
badly had some hairbreadths es-
capes from the police.
, 1906-03-01

Brand new set of buggy harness
for sale for $50. A. ". McAnaily.
, 1906-03-01

We beg your indulgence in
offering this chestnut in "A new
rhythmic burr:
When the surgeons informed HIM
that they
Must take his appendix away
That his one chance for life
Lay in using the knife
For a time in reflection he lay
Then replied if they didn't care
He would feign have IA minister
there:
Not because he'd a fear
That his last end was near,
But he'd like to be opened with
prayer.
Twins have been born six times
and triplets once to an Illinois
couple named Joy. One would
thinkthat their cup Of domestic
Joys must be nearly full to owe
flowing.
A Scotch scientist claims 10
have discovered the germs of por-
alysis. He must have gotten hold
of some Of our mountain dew whis-
key upon which to experiment.
A Peoria. Ills, MAI has Just re-
ceived a letter mailed to him from
Indiana twenty years ago. The
careless writer must have neglec-
ted to write lin Haste" on a corner
of the envelope.
Referring to a recent speech by
Senator Lodge a New York paper
says: He CROPPED bIindly around
in Il wilderness of words 1t is
sincerely hoped the bewiIdered
statesman succeeded in finding his
way out again.
Out in Los Angeles n Swedish
cook got her Irish up and took
French leave Of her mistress. a
German oma married to a Scot
Gilman. Quite an international
muddle. EN-?
\ Boston woman is suing n mas
seuse for 81 900. for n damaged
complexion. Looks like an ex-
orbithnt claim when new ones can
be had at fifty cents a bo>.
\ chronic debtor was old Daniel
Brown:
He'd rather loose "A leg than pay
n bill.
His name was booked at every store
IN own:
His cash out rarely chinked in
merchants till
He owed the butcher and the
baker, and
The doctor sought in vain to get
his dues.
The village tailor held his note of
hand.
The cobbIer dunned him oft for
price of shoes,
And when he breathed his last his
going was
Received without a feeling of
regret:
Indeed, his neighbors all felt glad,
because
He IA compelled to pay the
final debt.
A scientist says that when in the
wild state an elephant can scent
an enemy al a distance of 1000
yards, but that is not near so far
away ms II town gossip can scent IA
scandal
A Chicago woman declares that
, 1906-03-01

For sale-White Leghorn Cocker.
els, by Rieck Bros, Encampment,
Wyoming. % At
, 1906-03-01

If some genius would invent Il
match that would not streak the
seat of the pants the whole smok-
ing element of the sterner sex
would rlsc rs one man and call
him blessed.
, 1906-03-01

DR.. Patier of New York, asserts
that pneumonia is spread princi-
pally by mice, but it is not the
fear of that dread disease that
causes a woman TO Jump up on a
table and half mast her skirts
and holIer every time she sees one
of the ferocious little monsters.
, 1906-03-01

buy and sell any old thing from
"A wheel barrow to a 5000 acre ranch.
Hurry up. d. S. Crawford
, 1906-03-01

A Chicago woman declares that
cold feet are the universal cause of
all human ills. Dunno how that
may be, but many married men
can testify that they are the cause
of many human aggrivations.
, 1906-03-01
Press Clippings

What the Other Papers are Duinr and
Saying for tho state and the People.
, 1906-03-01

A scientist says that when in the
wild state an elephant can scent
an enemy al a distance of 1000
yards, but that is not near so far
away rs Il town gossip can scent "A
scandal
, 1906-03-01

WYOMING RANCHES
d. S. Crawford.
, 1906-03-01

A Peoria. His, man has Just re-
ceived a letter mailed to him from
Indiana twenty years ago. The
careless writer must have neglec-
ted TO write in Haste on corner
of the envelope.
, 1906-03-01

The iaslidious travelling men Of
Texas are clamoring for ii law ON
polling hotel keepers to change
the bed sheets occasionally They
may next ask that the bedbugs be
cNterminated or muzzled.
Young Rockefeller holds up
Joseph as the Biblical type of the
successful business man. If our
memory Is not at fault we once
heard III Sunday School that in
one of his noted transactions he
allowed Potiphar's wife TO skin
him out of his coat.
a female hugger, said 10 be
very pretty, is going around Cedar
Rapids. Iowa. throwing her round
ed arms around every man she
meets. and wives who truly love
their husbands are keeping the
poor. unprotected indoors %
, 1906-03-01

Twins have been born six times
and triplets once to an Illinois
couple named Joy, One would
thinkthat their cup Of domestic
Joys must be nearly full to over
flowing.
, 1906-03-01

\ hoston woman is suing n mas
seuse for $1,000. for n damage
complexion Looks like an ex-
orbitnnt claim when new mes can
be had at fifty cents a boN.
, 1906-03-01

A Scotch scientist claims 10
have discovered the germs of por-
alysis. He must have gotten hold
of some of our mountain dew whis-
key upon which to experiment.
, 1906-03-01

Referring to a recent speech by
Senator Lodge a New York paper
says: He CROPPED bIindly around
in IA wilderness of words 1t is
sincerely hoped the bewiIdered
statesman succeeded in finding his
way out again.
, 1906-03-01

way Out a9hln.
Out in Los Angeles n Swedish
cook got her Irish up and took
French leave of her mistress. a
German woman married to a Scot
Gilman. Quite an international
middle. en-?
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21
HAWAII IS To HAVE 4
SANITARY COMMISSION
The United States and Territorial Authorities to
Look Into the Matter of Contagious
Diseases in These Islands.

Federal
which,
of
officer Hospital
and will be
R. department.
will undoubtedly be selected by Dr.
and is will
a
wi
enclosing let
the
the
of
in
of
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21
PROFESSORS ENDORSEMENT

Before President Angel of the Uni
versity of Michigan had attained to
his present high position a young hope
full entering college was recommended
to his consideration.
TRY the boy, professor; criticise
him and tell US both what you think, -
the parents said.
To facilitate acquaintance the pro-
fessor took the boy for walk After
ten minutes silence the youth ventur-
ed, Fine day, professor
Yes" with faraway look
Ten minutes more and the young
man, squirming all the time, ventur-
ed: This is a pleasant walk, pro-
fessor.''
Yes
For another ten minutes the matric-
ulate boiled to his bones and then
blurted out that he thought they
might have rain.
yes And this time the professor
went on Young man. we have been
walking together for half an hour, and
you have said nothing which was not
commonplace and stupid
True" answered the boy, his wrath
passing his modesty, land you've in
dorsed every word l said
Then they laughingly shook hands,
and word went home from the pro-
fessor that the boy was all right and
that they We're great friends.-Detroit
Free Press.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21

night and hold a meeting at 9 o'clock
this morning
One of the programs suggested yes
terday was for the strikers to camp
on private kuIeana near the mill and
there hold a carnival of wrestling and
other sports.
POLICE TO REMAIN
The police will be kept at Waipahu
Indefinitely and certainly until the sit
uation is settled. 1t is feared that
withdrawal of the armed force at the
present juncture would certainly be at
tended by disorder or worse.
Early yesterday morning a rumor
was current that a strike was being
arranged on Waialua plantation, in
sympathy with the strikers at Wal
pahu.
The mill will run all today. The
plantation needs 800 men for irrigation
purposes. but as the ground is wet no
damage to the cane will result for some
time. If it is found impossible to get
sufficient labor otherwise, other plan
tations will probably be called upon to
help.
A GOOD SIGN.
Two teamsters came back to work
yesterday, with the permission of the
strike committee. This IS looked upon
by the plantation people as favorable
sign and it is thought that many others
may follow their example today.
Manager Bull was in town las night,
consulting with his directors as to what
course to pursue.
SHERIFF BROWN GOES TODAY.
Sheriff Brown, with an extra force
of police, will leave for Waipahu at
nine o'clock this morning. The Japa-
nese Consul will accompany him.
The plantation management, it is
said, has resolved to adhere to it's own
view Of the contract with the laborers.
The contract affects about 800 men,
who claim that more is due them than
the management will pay. The Japa-
nese have all gone into camp.
CUTTING TELEPHONE WIRES.
Last night it was discovered that the
Japanese had been cutting plantation
telephone wires, and guards were sent
cut to watch for the depredators.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21
ELECT TO GO.
NEW JAPS GO OVER.

This was translated and the mer
replied that they would go and gel
their money It was arranged to pa.
off the cane-loaders and day men frs
and the contract laborers last.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21

BIG MEETING TODAY.
The men slept in their camps last
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21
ALTRUISM.

She-Papa, doesn't want us to be
married for ten years yet. But don't
look so worried, George, you will still
be young ten years from now.
He-Yes, darling; but [ wasn't think
ing of myself.-Translated for Tales
from lie Rire''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21
NON-COMMITTAL.

Mamma, did you ever fiirt when you
were a girl?"
Yes, my dear, I did once
And were you punished for it?"
1T led to my marriage with your
father. TRANSLATED for Tales from
lie Rire'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21

was a question of having to get the
cane in, as the cut was two days ahead
of the mill. I?
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-21

No man who needs my treat
ment will doubt my ability to cure
him in the face of this offer, and
if you, reader. belong in the class
of haIf-men, I want you to come
to me at once and let me snow
you that 1 can do for you what
I have done for thousands of other
mon as bad or worse off.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27

week all the season at his back. Eight
Of his victories have been shutout
games, one no-hit game, three two
nit games and five three-hit games.
The average number of hits secured
of him per game is four and one-half.
He has hit .315.
1t is reported that Catcher Kleinow
will not be able to play again this
season.
1t leaked out that Messrs. Kilfoyl
and some others of the Cleveland club
on July Is in New York made the play
ers of the Cleveland team an offer OF
$4,000 cash if they succeeded in win
aing the American league pennant.
kid" Elberfeld, the fighting short
stop of the New York Highlanders
has been Indefinitely suspended by
President B. B. Johnson, of the Ameri
can league for attempting to assault
Umpire O'Loughlin in game recent
ly. Elberfeld was recently suspended
Indefinitely by Mr.. Johnson, but was
allowed to resume playing on his
promise to be good" The president
has intimated that on account of Ell
berfeld's frequent outbreaks he may
keep the scrappy player out of the
game for ten days.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
Among the Minors.

Charley thinner has declined the of.
fer of President Kavanaugh, of the
Southern league, to become an umpire
In response to inquiry. Chief Joyner,
of Atlanta, has stated that he expects
Manager Smith to manage the Allan.
ia team next year.
The Little Rock club has secured
two new players in Shortstop Ed Kap.
ham, of Galveston, and Outfielder Ed
die Mccormick, of Austin.
Infielder Rockenfield, of last years
st. Louis Americans, has been Sc
cured for the remainder of the season
by Nashville to replace Shortstop Cas-.
tro, sold to Birmingham.
Announcement has been made by
Nashville that final terms have been
agreed on for the sale of Shortstop
Nichols by Memphis to Connie Mack
Philadelphia Americans.
Toronto has signed Outfielder
Michael Wotell, of the Lake Linden
team of Michigan
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
AWFUL PSORIASIS IS FEARS.
Terrible Scaly Humor In Patches All
Over the Body-Skin Cracked and
6leedlng-Cured by Cutlcura.

y was afflicted with psoriasis for
thirty-five years. 1t was in patches
all over my body. used three cakes
of Cuticura Soap, six boxes of ONT
ment and two bottles of Resolvent
In thirty days l was completely cured
and l think permanently, as it was
about five years ago. The psoriasis
first made its appearance in red spots,
generally forming a circle, leaving in
the center a spot about the size of a
silver dollar of sound flesh. In a short
time the affected circle would form
a heavy dry scale of white silvery
appearance and would gradually drop
off. To remove the entire scales by
bathing or using oil to soften them
the flesh would be perfectly raw, and
a light discharge of bloody substance
would ooze out. That scaly crust
would form again in twenty-four hours.
1t was worse on my arms and limbs,
although 1t was in spots all over my
body, also on my scalp. If / let the
scales remain too long without remov-
ing by bath or otherwise, the skin
would crack and bleed. l suffered in
tense itching, worse at nights after
getting warm in bed, or blood warm
by exercise, when 1t would be almost
unbearable. w. M. Chichester, Hutch
inson, Kan, April 20. 1906"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
Natural Color Of Pure Water.

1t was long ago discovered that the
natural color of pure water is blue,
and not white, as most Of us usually
supposed. Opinions have not agreed
on the cause Of the green and yellow
tints; these, it has been discovered
by w. Spring, are due TO extraneous
substances. Dissolved calcium salts,
though apparently giving green tint,
due to a fine invisible suspension,
have no effect on the color of the
water when adequate precautions
are taken. The brown or yellow color
due to iron salts is not seen when cal
cium is present. The green tint Is
often due to condition of equilibrium
between the color effect of the iron
salts and the precipitating action of
the calcium salts.-Scientiic Auert
can.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
National League News.

The Boston National club has re.
leased Pitcher Roy Witherup.
The Pittsburg club has purchased
Catcher Shaw from the Louisville
club.
Ferguson, of New York, is said to
be the speediest pitcher in this league
Cincinnati is believed to have
mortgage on Pitcher Del Mason, OF
Baltimore.
The new st. Louis shortstop, Forrest
Crawford, has splendid throwing
arm.
Charles w. Murphy, president of the
Chicago club has received word that
Randall, the crack right fielder of the
Denver team, would become the prop
erty of the cubs after the present play
ing season. He has been drafted.
The st. Louis club announces the
purchase of Outfielder Kelley from the
Baltimore club for next season.
Pitcher Bell has been warded to
Brooklyn by the National commission
on evidence submitted by President
Ebbetts.
The Pittsburg club has purchased
Bert Maxwell, one of the star pitchers
of the Southern league, from the Mem
phis club.
The New York club has signed for a
try-out next spring Phil Smith, the
high school phenom of Plainfield, who
is twirling for Hoboken
Harry Steinfeldt, who has been
labeled dead one" in Cincinnati for
several seasons, threatens to be the
leading batsman of the National
league this season.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
Miss MteMel0noIi

More than likely you speak the same
words yourself, and no doubt you feel
far from well. The cause may be easily
traced to some arrangement of the fe-
male organs which manifests itself in
depression of spirits, reluctance to 90
anywhere or do anything. backache,
bearing-down pains, flatulency, nerv-
BUSINESS, sleeplesspess, or other fe-
male weakness,
These symptoms are but warnings
that there is danger ahead, and unless
needed life of suffering or a serious
operation is the inevitable result
The never. failing remedy for all these
symptoms is Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Miss Kate Mcdonald of Woodbridge,
N. j., writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham.
Restored health has meant so much to mi,
that l cannot help from telling about it for
the sake of other suffering women.
+" For long time l suffered untold agony
with a female trouble and irregularities,
which made me physical wreck. and no one
thought would recover, but Lydia b. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has entirely
cured me, and made me well and strcng, and
/ feel it my duty to tell other suffering women
what splendid medicine it isl
For twenty-five years Mrs. Pinkham,
daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham,
has under her direction, and since her
decease, been advising sick women free
of charge. Her advice is free and
always helpful. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
InoposslbIe Advice,

In pulling down an old room at
Booking, England, workmen came
upon a wine fagon imbedded in the
brickwork. A page of foolscap dated
Aug. Is, 1888, found inside the flagon
gave details of the building of the
chimney of Josiah Reeve, the owner,
with the names of I'VE master carpen-
ter" and I'VE Observation-Disclosures" 1t
concluded: Josiah Reeve, father OF
six children, leaves this memorandum
in this place. His wife was Elizabeth
Houston, of Great st. Helens, London,
to whom he was married March Is,
1878. Reader, go thou and do like
wise"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
Didn't Have AUX Eggs.

Prof. Edwin Ray Lancaster, presi.
dent Of the British association, was
busy in his study one morning recent
ly when a country woman sought an
interview with him. Laying a parcel
on his desk she said, triumphantly:
There's two of EN-" 1.-TWO of what?"
said the professor. 1.-TWO awk's eggs.
l ear they are worth $1,000 pounds
apiece" The distinguished scientist
undid the parcel carefully, looked at
the eggs and said with a smile.
These are not auk's eggs. Those that
are so valuable are the eggs of the aux
AUX" "Ch, hauk," said the wom-
an. wait till I get old Of my son,
Emery. I'll give i'm wot-oh for send
ing me on a wild goose chase"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
WELL PEOPLE TOO
Wise Doctor Gives Postum to Con,
Vaescents.

A wise doctor tries to give nature
It's best chance by saving the little
strength of the already exhausted pa.
tient, and building up wasted energy
with simple but powerful nourish
ment.
Five years ago." writes doctor,
II commenced to use Postum in my
own family instead of coffee. l was
so we'll pleased with the results that
had two grocers place it in stock,
guaranteeing its sale.
Il then commenced to recommend
1t to my patients in place of coffee,
as a nutritious beverage. The conse'
quence is, every store in town Is now
selling it, as it has become house
hold necessity in many homes.
I'm sure l prescribe Postum as
often as any one remedy in the Ma.
terra Medica-in almost every case of
indigestion and nervousness l treat,
and with the best results.
when l once introduce it into a
family, it is quite sure to remain. I
shall continue to use it and prescribe
1t in families where I practice.
I'm convalescencS from pneumonia,
typhoid fever and other cases, l give
it as a liquid, easily absorbed diet.
You may use my letter as a reference
any way you see fit." Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read
THE Road to Wellville" in pkgs.
There's a reason"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
American League Notes.

The Boston club has secured Mil.
Yankees star pitcher, Oberlin.
White, of Chicago, has pitched two
one-hlt games so far this season.
Falkenberg has pitched many grand
games for the Washingtons this sea
son.
President Comiskey, Of the White
Sox, has purchased James (Buck)
Freeman from the Evansville team of
the Central league. Freeman has
pitched 25 games this season, losing
six and winning 10 with team that
has been over the 500 mark but a
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27

fading away and finally so weak that
for six months l could not get out
of the house. I was nervous, restless
and sleepless at night, and lame and
sore in the morning. Sometimes
everything would whirl and blur be-
fore me. l bloated so badly l could
not wear tight clothing, and had to
put on shoes two sizes larger than
usual The urine was disordered and
passages were dreadfully frequent [
got help from the first box of Doan's
Kidney Pills, however, and by the
time / had taken four boxes the pain
and bloating was gone. l have been
in good health ever since"
! Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Manv man Ia honest hpcausa his
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
ing, mel 7ous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. 10000
testimonials of cures Sold by all
druggists, Csc. Trial package, FREE
Address A. s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27

worked hard in my
time and have been
exposed again and
again to changes of
weather. 1t is no
wonder my kidneys
gave out and l went
all to pieces at last.
For five years l was
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27

Msn's Shoes, 90 70 sl.oo. Soyso s s e, ~
Misses q Children's Shoes, e2. 90 20 $1.oo.
Try w. l., Douglas Woinen's, Misses and
Childrcn's shoes; for style, 1T and wear
they excel other makes.
II could take you Into my large
factories at Brockton, Mass. and show
you how carefully WI. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are of greater value
than any other make.
Wherever you live, you can obtain w. l.:
Douglas shoes. His name and price Is stamped
on the bottom, which protects you against high
prices and inferior shoes. Take no sabstts
tufc. Ask your dealer for w. l.. Douglas shoes
aid insist upon having them.
Fast Color Egefets used; they wfH not wsdr 6rdssn
Write for Illustrated Cataiog OF Fall Styles.
w. l.. DOUGLAS. Dept. Ia Brockton. Mass.l
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1906-09-27
Five Million Miners.

The number of persons employed
in the mines of the world is about
100000, of whom one-ffth are In
Great Britain