The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-04-21
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Knicker-Is Newrich happy7 Booker
No; by the time fortunes cup came
to him his wife wouldn't let him drink
out Of the saucer.-Brooklyn Life.
Hes a bad scholar, isn't her" EN-
corrigible! He would rather go roam
Ing round In the woods picking flowers
than study botany."-Brooklyn Life.
The Arizona Terror-I haint got an
enemy in the world. The Tenderfoot-
Is 1t possible? The Arizona Terror
Yes; I've killed 'em all.-Philadelphia
Record.
80 many prominent men are re-
ported to be Ill. What do you suppose
Is the matter with them2" Probably
suffering from exposure"
American.
II understood Skinner has lost all
his money" Eyes, by his speculatlons."
But how did he get his money In the
first place." "By his populations.
Philadelphia Press.
Councilman-I've come to see, sir,
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town cemetery. Old Resident--Good
gracious I've already subscribed
thrco wives.-Lifc
Jones-Got a match, Smith? Smith
(insinuatingly)-Yes, but 1 have no
cigar. Jones-Then you won't need
the match, will your Let's have it
Cleveland Leader.
mo man Is guilty until he Is con-
victed You must always remember
that" Eyes, but this fellow Is a
member of the United States Senate"
Chicago Record-Herald.
what do newspaper poets do when
they haven't anything clever to write
about and become commonplace and
dull" sell all their dull stuff to the
magazines. Cleveland Leader.
Visiting Reporter-There's nothing
like the spit-ball to kill pitcher
arm Transcript Reporter-Bcg par
don, but here in Boston we speak Of
it as the Saliva Sphere.-Puck.
"She told him she simply could not
make up her mind to be the wife Of Il
poor man" HE isn't poor man,
though" mo; but he soon would be
IL she married him."-Brooklyn Life.
why don't you make some ringing
speeches against the trusts% Nothing
to gain" answered Senator Sorghum
"the public wouldn't believe I meant
'em and the trusts might. "-Exchange.
TRY to forget me-" she said, with
a look Of pity. How can II" he mis-,
erably answered, "as lorg as have to
make monthly payments on the things
have presented to youT'-Chicago
Record Herald.
Mrs. Pancake Ito fourth-floor
lodger)-Anything the matter with
your steak, Mr.. Hardupf Hardup-A
tri1e overturned, maybe, madam; but
really, never saw firmer muscle!-
London Tit-Bits.
Missionary-My friend, do you ever
think about your future state? Okla
homa Ike-Say, pard, don't you read
the papers? We amt been thinkin' OF
anything else fer tn last five years.
Cleveland Leader.
Path rich are gettin' richer
Mlke-Yis; but they give more to tn
poor than liver before. Pat-Thrue
A judge will give a poor man SIX
months now where he used to only give
him tin days.-Judge.
Knicker-I see the government Ii
investigating the cotton scandal. Mrs
Knicker-Its high time. My lovely
bargains that 1 bought for all wool is
half cotton. You needn't laugh; It'll
so."-New York Sun.
She-Well, supposlng she did throw
you over because You lost your money
l there are as good fish in the sea a.
: ever came out Of 1t. He-I know, bu
: that's poor consolation for fellow
! who has lost his bait-New York Mail
Bleeker-The chap across the hal
has a photograph, hasn't he? Baxter
: NO, he's a dentist, and Is filling Mrs
: Gabbitt's teeth. She Is trying to tall
= with two rubber bands, a napkin, ,
> mirror, and drill in her mouth, that
4 all Puck.
e "she's really not cultured. She say
s she can't understand Browning at all.
= But one may be cultured and yet no
t understand Browning" "Of course
8 one may not understand it. but on
should never admit it."-Philadelphi'
i, Ledger.
i els Mr.. Scadds a man Of scientih
9 distinction2" Eyes, indeed" answers
< Miss Cayenne; "he has SO many colleg
Il degrees that when he sends in his car
e you can't be sure whether it is hi
I name or a problem In algebra. Phil
: adelphia Press.
= Rownds-Of course, It was bushes
/ that detained me last night. Mr.
:: Roynds-Yesf Rownds-Yes. 70
q know I wouldn't deceive you. Mrs.
{. Rownds-No, George, you wouldn't d.
ceiye me, no matter what you said
= Philadelphia Ledger.
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