Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-09-21
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It is suspected that the Ruff Riders
We're the first advocates of simplltied
spelling.-Washington Post.
Mistur Rosvelt's conversion adj
crafty to the hops ov the spelling re-
formers. Thay think thay own the
erth.-New York World.
If the strength of the Cuban lnsur-
roction could be measured by the num-
Der Of its generals. there should be no
doubt Of its surccss.-philadelphia Rec
ord.
It seems school teacher are paid a
triflc more than mill hands, which is
Onc example Of the working of the New
England conscience. New York Her
aid.
The Congress Of Brazil voting an ap-
preparation of $GGG,CoO for the relief Of
II sister republic is Il fine example Of
South American gcnrrosity.-Ncw York
Tribune.
The train wreckcr is possibly the
most eXrcrated of criminals, and yet
he cannot cause as much suffering as
Goes the bank wrccher.-New York
American.
Cuba affords an indication Of what
may be expected of q certain class of
patriots when they get their feet no
longer in the public Observation-Disclosures
phia Record.
The quick lunch is now said to be the
chief cause of divorce. The courts and
the doctors lave not yet agreed which
is the quicker. the lunch or the divorce.
New York Tribune.
If you read over that list Of Simpli-
fed words you will notice 'kist." That's
probably Mr.. C~arnegie's personal con-
tributiOn to the Observation-Disclosures
phia North American.
burglary by automobile is cropping
OF; in new fields. The possession of mo-
torrars by the d~ark-lantern fraternity
Indicates that it is enjoying its share
Of the general prosperity.-New York
World.
Now it is Mr.. Shonts and Mr.. Com
| pcrs who are calling one another liars.
1t really is not a matter of very great
Importance to the public if they both
are, so long as that canal is built.-New
York Press.
Edward Of England has done a good
stroke in Pacific Railways. thanks to a
tip from Morgan, of Wall street. How
pleasant to the eyes of are
the courtesies of kings!-New York
World.
Miss Abby Mayhem, of the University
of Wisconsin, says that women will
never be free until they discard petit
coats. That is to say, they will con-
tinue in clothes OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
ton Post.
A New York dentist demands settle
ment Of a bill for $2,11O. A physician
recently asked a fee at the rate Of $500
4 day. Not mu i fear that the sick will
die disgracefully rich.-New York
American.
Those Cuban i%nsurgent generals
would find it safer to follow the usual
practice and let the privates do the
fighting, providing there are any pri-
Yates in the i%nsurgent army.-Philadel-
phia Press.
NOul WENT up dilOlllcI III CeLIS SeSIpT-
day. Ice costs small consumers about
twice as much as last year. People who
want either heat or cold in their house
keeping are sadly out of luck. New
York World.
Whatever may be sale of England's
boosted mastery Of he seas, her gov
rnmen is not afraid to reduce her
naval expenditures in the face of the
military powers of EIrOpe.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The phonetic spelling craze will not
be without profit if it teaches the people
that the Presidents name is Roz-e-velt.
not Ruzvelt, as so many insist on spell
ing and p~ronouncing it.-Philadelphia
North American.
If VIZ rise up and call blessed a man
who in :reases the grass crop, what shall
we II, if the government succeeds in
the project of making each hen lay two
eggs where but one egg was laid be-
fore?-New York Herald.
Secretary Roots tribute to the Gin
comparable beauty" of the women Of
Argentina who pelted his train with
LOWeIS WAS uOl LIE udSe Ol ulplO-
macy or Of gallantry. Travellers agree
that the composite feminine type of Ar
gentina is irresistible.-New York Sun.
The burning Of 5000 cans of food
and decayed fruits at Chicago the other
day was the first official bonfire lighted
to celebrate the pure-food victory in
legislation. It must be said that it
made a good fire, even though the fumes
did not add to the purity of the atmos-
phere Of the dumping grounds.-New
York Tribune.
The London Lancet, in possession of
all available facts, concludes that with
regard to disease and cleanliness the
meat imported from the United States
and Argentina Is to be preferred to the
home product.-New York Sun.
1t is pleasing to learn that Mr.. J.
Pierpont Morgan returned from Europe
'in n cheerful frame of mind" 1t
might prove a disastrous summer for
us if he should be ~displeased about
anything the country had done in his
Observation-Disclosures Post.
What Is to become of the spelling
bee. that quaint source of so muc de-
light ana renown in the little red
schoolhouses, If the Presidential fiat