The Jersey City news., 1906-06-01


small size has kept him from suspecting
her intellectually.
There Is many girl with a brilliant
mind and brilliantly educated who would
scare away the man who marries her if it
were not for the fact that her brains do
net show, because of her being little, and
with the attractive ways which little
wgmSs havs ST looking up at men who
&rs higgsg sssn sley are. she appeals 10
a.4a by Gac Sas4icaf weakness, ana the
dread tha; she may one day wind him
around her fingers never occurs to min.
The small girl is in the as cendant
0utShcne in time athletic field and
eclipsed in public gatherings by her tall
and qaseniy sister, she is victor in mat
rimony. and entsxbains in her own home
for her superbly aachelorgirl friend.
Most people know how to spend a hoi-
day, but net all have money to spend on
one. The following hint may be helpful
70 THESE who have limited income and
large family: Resort to the system Of
kseping a box labeled Holiday Fund,
into which put certain sum weekly and
to which let all the family contribute.
The sum realized in this way at the end
of several montks can then be turned
out for cost of transportation, board and
lodging, amusements, new clothes. pocket
money. To get new clothes, pocket
money. etc., becomes the object of the
holiday maker through the working days
OF the year.
Calculated well the probable expense
and allow sum beyond for emergces.
Let your baggage be only comfortable
necessaries. Don't forget to provide a
favorite book or two for rainy days. Get
as much fresh air, fun and happiness as
possible andy remember to send cheer
news to someone less fortunate
According to Gelett Burgess Tin Smart
Set. the world is divided into two races:
The Sulphites. of whom the unexeRcted
may be expected; and the Bromides, who
furisusly pot-boil the commonplace. The
following are the signs of the Bromide:
Il don't know much about art, but
know what like.
MY mether is 10 years cid, but she
doesa't look d az over 5e'
THAT dog understands every word I
say"
you'll feel differently about these
hings when u're married"
1T isn't money, it's the principle of
the thing object to-"
'Wh yaren't there any good stories in
the magazines, nowadays"
"I'm afraid I'm not educated up to
japanese priats.' ?
s'The Japanese are such an interesting
little people,
II thought I loved him at the time
but of course it wasn't really leve."
Funny how some people can rSyer
learn to spellp
elf you only come yesterday, this
room was in perfect order"
81 don't care for money. it's what
can do with it,
81 really oughtn't to tell this. but
know you understand
"Why know you better than you
know yourssifr'
''Now, this thing really happened!'
'Tt's a great compliment to have a
child like you"
''The Salvation Army reaches class
of people that churches never do"
TITS mistake for woman to marry
man youngtr than herself-women age
50 much faster than men. Think ghat
she'll be when he's 50r'
s'Its bad enough to see a man
druak--but. oh! woman!''
81 never read serials"
ut isn't SO much the heat Tor the cold)
~ k,,v.;d;+r, ", 4ba n ;r y
'This tipping s-stem is terrible, but
what can enc do about it?'
Il don't know what we ever did with
out the telephone"
after I've shampooed my hair / can't
do thing with i'll"