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The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1906-02-01

shadows fall.
Audubon says that he has the most
mouth Of any known bird.
His French name Is 'Wind-swallow-
err which seems to indicate his fitness
for consumption Of after-dinner speech
eS.
HE is so impartial-minded that he
beats even the cunning politicians, and
sits lengthwise Of the fence.
Wherefore, we who in the period in
our country's history between the fir
ing Of the fateful gun on Fort Sumter
and the memorable meeting under the
AppomattOx apple tree, roasted in the
same coop with the Whip-poor-will, and
frequently disputed with him the pos
session Of the top-rail, have. SO to
speak, adopted as our State flower the
The Toastmaster Of the evening was
John McElroy.
Speaker Cannon prefaced his remarks
by stating that he had come to Wash
ington with a high regard for John
McElroy," the Editor of The National
Tribune, because a veteran in his Dis
trict in Illinois had talked so much
about him, and Of his great work in
Andersonville in helping to rid the
prison of the vicious men who terror
lied the prisoners, and also because of
the great book which he had written
about that prison-pen.
OF course, there was music, and the
Sweet Singer in Israel" Col. George
Ross. presented "Joe Bowers, or I'm
from or Missoury. all the way from
Pike" in costume. He created quite a
diversion by knocking at the door of
the banquet hall, and declaring that he
was stranded and wanted to find some
friends. He asked first for BILL War
ner' and then for Charley Black"
whereat the two Past Commanders-in-
Chief began to laugh; then he sang
the famous old minstrel song which
used to charm fully SO years ago.
There were many speeches, some dog
en- or more, and not tiresome or out
of-place one among them. The
more notable ones were made by
Speaker Cannon. Gem Grosvanor. InAsa
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CONGREGATIONAL
JOTTINGS Rev Rev Henry kilbOu'n

The annual offering for DR.. and
Mrs. Chas. w. Young, our medi-
cal missionaries in Peking, will
be received next Sunday morning.
The Endeavor service last Tues
day evening was visited by Col.
G. w. Scarf of Burlington, who
took an interesting and helpful
part. The subject Nov. 18th will
be "The Sermons of Christ and
how he bore them" Leader,
Miss Vena COrliss.
We will unite in Union services
with Grace church next Sunday
and Thursday nights.
The Woman's Union will hold
it's monthly meeting, Tuesday
Nov. 13 at 3 p. m. at the home of
Mrs. David S. Conant. The most
prominent feature of the after
noon will be a "Picture Talk" on
her recent trip to Italy, by Mrs.
Helen H. Kilbourn. Mrs. Prich-
ard will give the introduction to
"Christus Redemption" the new
and interesting book on the Is
lands of the Pacific. And it is ex-
pected that there will be special
music. Missionary refreshments
will be served and a collection
taken. A general invitation is ex-
tended to everybody.
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~ BRADFORD SS
3ooooooooooS Sooooooooec

Fine stereOpticon pictures illus,
trate the lecture this evening at
Village Hall.
Miss Ethel Rodimon finishes
her fall term of school at West
Bradford, today.
Miss Alice Martin finished the
fall term of school at Bradford
Center, last Friday.
Little Marguerite Grow has
been very sick with bronchitis,
but is now improving. .
Mrs. John Kinsman of North
Thetford, spent few days with
her mother, Mrs. Staples.
Mrs. III. e. Wilson of st. Johns
bury is spending the week with
DR.. and Mrs. G. B. Wilson.
Miss Mabel Worthley returned
from South Fairlee, Saturday
night, where she had been on a
case.
Walter Osborn of Gloucester,
Mass. arrived in town Monday
night, called here by the critical
condition of his father, A. Os-
born.
Lieut.. Fred Patch was in Mont
pelier Friday and Saturday, at
tending the election of officers for
the First Regiment, Vermont Ma
tiOnal Guards.
Mrs. Sarah Bean, who has been
spending the summer at Mrs. F.
E. Healey's left Wednesday morn
ing for West Somerville, Mass,
where she will spend the winter.
Mr.. Albert Brewer of South
Carolina spent the day in town,
Mr.. and Mrs. Brewer
were called to Lyndonville by
serious illness in the family, and
so Mr.. Brewer made a side trip
to see r. A. Child.
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Snecial Announcements.

Obituary Notices and Resolutions, cents
per line. Reading Notices under Special
ton; among locals, 30 cents. Card of
Thanks, so cents.
All purely business notices published in
our reading columns, and all advertise
ments of church, Sunday y-schoOl and other
fairs, excursions, etc., where money Is ex-
pected to be realized, will be charged for
at our regular rates. Editorial notices of
s''"h "Tatrs will he published free.
Up-to-date Millinery. Order and re-
pair work speciality. Pleased to see
all. MARCIA PICKETT TELLER.
For Sa1e-Two good work horses,
one weighing l2z5, the other 1875 lbs.
Also two-horse sleds, l four horse
sled, new and secondhand sleighs of
all kinds. Will sell cheap for cash or
exchange for young horses suitable
for livery business next season.
w. S. WILLIAMS,
Aft BRADFORD, VT.
Anyone between 10 and 65 years of
age, wishing an Accident and Health
Policy in the General Company, by
sending their name, age, occupation,
beneficiary in case of death, weight
and height, who employed by, and S5,
can be insured January l, 1907, and re-
ceive copy of the g Vermonter," pub
lished by Mr.. Cummings of White
River Junction, to 1908, including this
November and Decem Der, or to any one
of my agents. Signed,
H. P. WARREN.
Marshland Farm, Quechee, VT, with
all modern machinery for dairy farm
ing, needs a uperintending farmer.
We use Burrel1-Lawrence-K
Cow Mixer, power churn and butter
worker. We want man of experience
and married. Apply to JOHN L. BACON
White, River Junction, VT. 6
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TELEPHONE RITZ,

! Newport Express and Standard)
Up to the present time, regard
less of the fact that over seven
thousand five hundred indepen
dent telephones have been intro
duced along the line of Passump.
sic division of railroad between
Canada and White River june.
ton and from Wells River to Con
cord, N. HI. on Concord and Mont
real division and the outlying
towns along said lines, not one OF
these telephones have been allow
ed in single railroad Office along
one of these divisions, much
to the discontinue and inconveni
ence of the many patrons of the
line. A privilege is now asked
of these roads to install phones
and booths in the railroad sta.
tiOns, free of charge to the com
pany, and for the convenience Of
the general public. This is as il
should be. There should be nc
discrimination between telephone
companies in this respect. The
patron of a phone should be as
much entitled to use an Indepen.
dent telephone in transacting
railroad business, as to use a Bell
or a phone of any other system.
The Independent line of tele-
phones have come to stay, and this
fact being universally known, they
should be placed on the same basis
and allowed the same rights of
every other established line.
To further these rights and to
place every telephone company in
the state on the same footing, an
act to regulate the price of tele-
phone rates and rentals in the
state of Vermont is now being in
troduced before the House at
Montpelier during the present ses-
sion. This act is to show no dis
elimination in prices to any
patron, the lowest price any tele
phone company see fit to make in
any county to be the price for said
company wherever they do bust
ness in the state and that no tele-
phone company doing business
IN this state give a cash or service
rebate to any patron which they
do not give to each and every one
of their patrons in the state. A
fine established by law is to be
imposed against any telephone
company in the state failing to
with the above law, the
States Attorney to investigate
and see that the law is enforced.
AS all of the above interests and
is for the benefit of every citizen
in the state and as these IIdepen
dent telephones are penetrating
every county in the state, the mat
ter should not be passed over
lightly by members of the House
and it probably will not be.
The bill is being introduced by
J. G. Turnbull, the representa-
i've from Barton.
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Mrs. Jennie Garfield returned

Mrs. Jennie Garfield returned
from Waterbury, Saturday night
called here by the condition of Mr.
Osborn.
Col. C. w. Scarf of Burlington
spent Tuesday with Rev. and Mrs
II. j. Kilbourn.
The Ladies Society will serve
the annual Chicken Pie dinner in
the Congregational Vestry, Fri
day, Nov. 16, from noon until all
are served. Chicken Pie and all
sorts of good things at 25 cts for
the dinner; children and scholars
20 cents.
Mrs. w. S. Williams met with
a peculiar accident last week
Thursday afternoon. She had
driven with Walter Chase up in
to Goshen TO drive the team back
as they intended to bring some of
the stable horses back from pas
ture. She was driving with one
hand and leading favorite horse
with the other hand. The horse
she was driving started quickly
and the one she was leading stop
ped at the same time. In some
way the rope was twisted around
the thumb and the wrench un-
jointed the thumb at the first
Joint and cut it off perfectly clean.
The bone had to be cut far enough
back to draw the flesh over it.
The wound is healing fast.
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GRACE CHURCH
NOTES Rev. J. A. Dixon,
Pastor.

Sunday morning the pastor viii
preach a Luther Anniversary Ser
mon on Justification by Faith.
Bible school Immediately after
morning service.
Union service in the evening in
the auditorium at 7 o'clock and
Mr.. Dixon will deliver a sermon
on "The Unsearchable Riches OF
Christ"
Tuesday evening at 7:3C
League meeting.
Thursday evening at 1880 Union
service in the vestry.
The Epworth League will hold
a Penny Social in the vestry next
Wednesday evening at 7:3O. A
cordial invitation is extended to
all, come and bring a penny. Re
freshments will be served.
The L. A. S. will meet at the
home of Mrs. FL. G. McDuffee,
Wednesday, NoY. 14th. Will the
ladies make an effort to be pres
ent at this meeting.
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CLUB ORGANIZED.

The Opinion Employees organ
lied a social club Monday evening
with the following officers and
committees
President, John Fl. Stillwell.
Secretary, Arthur G. Phillips.
Board of governors, Messrs,
Guest, Child, Phillips.
Financial Com, Mr.. Johnson
and the chairman of each commit
tee.
Constitution and Rules, Messrs.
Charles Parker, Slack, Stillwell.
Room Committee, Messrs. How
ell, Newton, Greaves.
The purpose of the club is to
furnish a social gathering place
with amusement and reading
rooms for the employees of the of
flee.
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MRS. HI. CUR IT'S
A CARD.

We the undersigned do hereby agree<
to refund the money on fifty cent 6Jt-
| tie of Greenes Warranted Syrup of
Tar if it fails to cure your cough or
cold, we also guarantee a twenty-five
cent bottle to prove satisfactory or
money refunded.
CUNNINGHAM's PHARMACY,
w. H. Buck,
Robe s AMEs,
A. II. COTTON,
B. w. ABBOTT,
E. P. GEORGE,
A. W. JAQUITH.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1906-11-09

Mrs. Charles Jones left Monday
for Montpelier.
d. S. Conant was in Montpeli-
er Monday and Tuesday on legal
business.
The executive committee of the
New England Fat Mems Club will
hold a business meeting at Hale's
Tavern, Wells River, this Friday
evening at 1880 o'clock.
In regard to the status of the
Hotel Low matter, Judge Tyler,
according to agreement by all
parties, appointed James B. Hale
of Newbury, receiver, and we sin
cerely hope that the hotel ques-
ton may be speedily settled.
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DANGERS FROM DYSPEPSIA.

IMPERFECT DIGESTION MOST PROLIFIC
CAUSE OF SERIOUS DISEASE.
While health reports do not
give indigestion as cause of
death, yet it so weakens the stom-
ach and the whole system that it
makes one readily susceptible to
serious illness.
If you have distress after eat
ing, a feeling of heaviness in the
stomach, nervousness, dizziness,
nausea, headache or any other
symptoms of indigestion, begin
the use of Mi-o-na at once and
get we'll.
Mi-O-na will give such strength
and tone to the whole digestive
system that you can eat anything
at any time without fear of dis
tress or Indigestion.
j. M. Taylor has so much faith
in its superior merits, that he
gives a guarantee with every so
cent box of Mi-o-na that the rem
edy will cost nothing unless it
cures,
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1906-11-09
Can't Get Along Without pages Per.
fected Poultry Food"

| Poultrymen should be careful to dis
criminate between pages Perfected
Poultry Food" and the various 'condi-
tion powders" with which the market
is flooded nowadays. 1t is not a medi-
cine in the strict sense of the word,
but an honest food which, if the fowls
are otherwise properly cared for, will
return the poultryman more than 200
per cent profit. Mrs. Fl. H. Blanchard
of Brownsville, VT, expresses the COM
mon sentiment OF users Of this food.
She says: II have tried and fed Pages
Perfected Poultry Food for two years
and am now feeding it. VIII say that
l keep from rs to 100 hens and think
l cannot get along without it."
Any one sending his address on a
postal card to G. S. Page Hyde Park,
Vt, and mentioning this paper, will re-
ceive by mail, free, postpaid, sample
package of Pages Perfected Poultry
Food"
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Lecture tonight "Italy in Twen-
ty-five days"
Miss Karlene Hutchinson left
Thursday for a visit in Boston.
j. B. Pickett is spending a few
days in Montpelier, this week.
FL. E. Parker spent the first of
the week in Montpelier and st.
Adams.
Miss Sarah McDuffee left Tues
day to spend a few weeks in Con
cord, N. III.
Mrs. Fred Howe spent the day
Wednesday with her parents in
WoOdsville.
Mrs. Abbie Porter is spending a
few weeks with Misses Inez and
Ethel Rodimon.
w. G. Low, Esq. of Brooklyn,
N. Y. spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. S. Cole.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank l.. Brig
ham spent Sunday with his father,
S. HI. Brigham in Lisbon.
Mrs. e. M. Roscoe of Spring
field, VT. spent Sunday with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. San
born.
Mrs. G. G. Morrison of Lyndon
vile has been spending several
days with her niece, Mrs. F. A.
Walker.
Miss Olivia McDuffee, who has
been spending a number of months
in Concord, N. H., returned home
Saturday.
Mrs. Jennie Fiske of Fall River,
Mass. arrived in town today to
spend a week with her brother, III.
e. Renfrew.
Miss M. Grace Woodward of
West Newton arrived in town,
Wednesday to spend a week with
Mr.. and Mrs. j. NJ. Warden.
Mrs. Sarah Durgan who has
been Spending several weeks with
her sister. Mrs. FL. p. Emerson, in
LyndOnville, returned home Fri
day night.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. N. Stephenson
of Worcester, Mass, who visited
Mrs. Sarah Ladd the latter part
of last week, returned to their
home Saturday.
Mrs. Ellen Knight Bush of Bay
Center, Wash. has been spending
a few days with her cousin, Mrs.
f. A. Walker. This is the first
time she has been East in forty |
years.
Mrs. G. Fl. Woods and daugh-
ter Hazel of Lebanon spent a part |
Of the week in town with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Sawyer. Mr.. Sawyer is somewhat
indispOsed.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Lamper,
Miss II. A. Rubber and S. H.
Dawson of Lynn, Mass. made up
an automobile party which spent
night at Hotel Low. They
eft Tuesday morning for Barton.
Mrs. G. r. Craig left Saturday
morning for BrOokline, Mass. be-
ng called there by the death of
Mr.. William Baker, a son-in-law
If Mr.. William Craig. Mr.. Baker
vas i'll about a week with typhoid
Mrs. b. f. Highland celebrated
Ter eighty-fifth birthday last
week Monday. She is very we'll
preserved and sprightly for one
# her years and greatly enjoyed
eceiving the congratulatory calls
he afternoon of her natal day.
BY invitation, ten of the little
10Y friends of Arthur Cove met at
is home last Saturday to assist
i'm in celebrating his seventh
at a Buster Brown sur
rise party, prizes were awarded
he two who succeeded in decorat-
ng Buster Brown most artistical-
Y which fell to Master Gerald
Iardy and Harley Slack; other
ames, phonograph music, and re-
reshments of ice cream, cake and
Ome-made candies served to pass
very enjoyable afternoon for the
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Lou D. Clement, Sec'y.
EuANGELIsTIc SERVICES.

II v AN ~ hOhlt v AOANf1'
The churches of Bradford have
gotten together and have Joined
heart and hand to bring to our
town a moral and spiritual uplift.
They have secured the services of
Rev. Ralph Gillian, an evangelist
of superior ability, a devout,
humble christian minister, honor
ed of God by abundant success, a
man known from Maine to Cali
fornia for the efficiency of his ser
vices.
About eight years ago Mr.. Gil
lam visited Bradford before, and
the Lord graciously favored his
efforts, and many to-day bless the
Lord that he is coming again. He
begins work Sunday morning,
November IS.
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Boston & Maine Railroad.
TPASSUMPSIC DIVISION.


Winter Arrangement.
In effect Oct. s. 1906.
TRAINS LEAVE BRADFORD-SoUTH BOUND.
For Concord, Manche ester, Nashua, Lowell II
AND Boston, +l.o2 1919 4. M, Io4 p. m.
For Worcester and Providence, #2.o2 1910
a. m. I.o4, p.
For Bellows Falls, BrattIeboro, Greenfield.
NoRTHAMPToN, SPRINGFIELD, HARTFORD, New
HAVEN, New YORK, @2o2 1910 am, I.o4, y m.
For Way Stations to White River junction
1910 a. M, G.o4, 72o p. m.
NORTH BOUND.
For Way Stations to Newport, Ola a. M, $50
p.
For Way Stations to LyndonviIIe, Ola, a. m.
ESQ, $50 p. m,
For " ellis River, McIndOes, Barnet, st.
JoHNsBURY, LYNDoNvILLE, BARTON, NEWPORT
fI.44, Ola a. m 2.5o,
For Montreal, *I.44, a. M, 2.5o p m.
Daily, except Monday,
D. ]. FLANDERS,
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agt.
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O. E. S. DISTRICT MEETING

o. E. S. DISTRICT MEETING.
The district meeting of the first
district o. E. S. will be held with
Mystic Chapter, No. 30 at st.
Johnsbury, Wednesday afternoon
and evening, Nov. 14th. Let all
the members of Iona Chapter be
present at the regular convoca-
ton at Masonic Hall, Monday
evening, Nov. II, that plans may
be completed to attend the above
meeting.
on d. Clement. Sec'Y.
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Montpelier & Wells River r. r.

Effective Oct Sth, 1906
TRAINS WEST:
Trains leave WELLS RIVER Except Sunday
at 200, 1000 a. M, 1856 p. m. for
South Ryegate, Groton, Marshield, Painfeld
Montpelier and Barre.
TRAINS EAST:
Leave Barre, 7.3O A. M, 1880, 800, p. NJ.
Leave Montpelier, 800 M, 1.1O, '4.1O p. M.
MIXED.
w. A. STOWELL, GenI Manager,
F. w. STANYAN, Superintendent
F. w. MORSE, Gen' Pass Agt.
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We offer our h. p. Church-Watkius
Rasoene engine, in use less than two
year; in our Office and in perfect con-
dition, practically as good as new, at
a bargain. as we have replaced II with
elect-ic power. Apply for price and
terms to II. E. PARKER, Manager
Bradford, VT.
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YOUNG MEN FROM VERMONT.
attending school or college in Boston or
vicinity, may avail themselves of the
privileges Of the Vermont Association
of Boston, by applying by letter to the
Secretary, The Westminster, Copley
Square, Boston, Mass.
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Roy D. Newton has been spend
ing the week in Richford with
Mr.. and Mrs. FL. M. Dufur.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-08
MISCHIEF II WINS
RACE ATSAN DIEGO
FOR Upton TROPHY
LOS ANGELES CRAFT is VICTORIOUS
Aeolus, Defender of Southern Clubs Interests,
Fails to Sail UptO Expectations Anticipated
Light Breezes PrevaiIed-MonsoOn Comes
in SeCond-Excellent Sport Witnessed

II told you So" said the wise guy,
as he stood on the end of the pier at
San Diego yesterday AFTERNOON, when
the Mischief ii crossed the line far
ahead of all contenders. winning the
second race and the Upton cup.
There was nothing to IL. The Folsom
craft had the others beaten more than
half a mile, winning in easy fashion.
She completely outsailed her competi-
tors in both regattas for the much
coveted trophy, and It was unnecessary
to sail the third race to decide the
winner.
It is apparent that considerable judg-
ment was lacking in the designing Of
the Aeolus, defender of the San Diego
Yacht clubs interests, as she was
totally unable to witstand even the
light breezes that prevailed.
The San Diego craft could not beat
to windward, nor could she come
direct with the wind, as 1t would have
put her in immediate danger Of turning
turtle.
Aeolus Too Tender
When the Aeolus was designed she
was several hundred pounds over
keeled, and when the official measurers
came to take the measurement of the
craft it was found that in order to
make her short enough on the water
line, considerable or her keel would
have to be removed.
This affected the boat to a great
extent, keeping her from possessing
the required firmness on the water, but
as the breezes had been exceptionally
light, it was thought by the San Die
gans that the craft could Withstand
the weather.
The Skidoo should have put up a
better showing than she did, as she
was considered to be a superb light
breezer. The old Mischief could not
do any better than obtain last position
in the race.
The regatta was carried out to per-
fection on the part of the southern
yachtsmen, and nothing was lacking
to make the annual event grand sue
cess. The course was twice around a
three-mile straightaway course, maxi
ing twelve miles in all.
Mischief u Gains From Start
When the starting gun was fired at
1 o'clock the Monsoon and Mischief II
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-08

were quickly over the line together
The Mischief II quickly drew away.
with the Aeolus coming up fast under
mainsail and spnnaker.
Aeolus passed Monsoon and chal-
lenged the leader. The Estreella was
much better showing than in previous
efforts. She first passed the Skdoo,
and then Mischief I.
Both leaders had to jibe to make the
leeward buoy. The Aeolus fell back
upon using her ballon lib instead of
her spinnalSer
Mischief II, Aeolus and Monsoon
seemed to approach the leeward mark
together. Mischief worked around
first. with Aeous 31s seconds behind.
The leaders took starboard tack, while
the Others kept to port, and they we're
soon miles apart.
The Aeolus was outdistanced on her
best point, so that there was little hope
for her. The Aeolus stood up better
than yesterday IN the windward work.
The Monsoon gained on Aeolus.
pointing higher and making better
weather of 1t. Skidoo tackled to star
board first and apparently gained by
so doing.
Tacks Change Position
Long tacks and short ones changed
the positions of the boats. but Mischief
II led all the way. She rounded the
outer buoy finishing half the race at
2:39; Monsoon second, 2:45; skidoo
third, 2:46, and Aeolus fourth at 2:5O,
with only the Miscief behind her.
The contest between Monsoon and
Skidoo was close and exciting.
Mischief II spread her light canvas
and made for the leeward buoy on the
second round.
Just before reaching the second lee
ward buoy the Mischief II took in her
light sails and rounded the buoy at
3:16, the Monsoon following nine min
utes after. The wind was lighter, fa-
voring Aeolus, and she crept up on the
Skidoo and passed her, making the
turn at 1886, with Skidoo only fifteen
seconds behind. She failed to catch
either of the two leaders, however.
Mischief II crossed the line at 400,
with Monsoon, Aeolus, Skidoo and Mis-
chief / following in the order named
and far behind.