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The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18
Consideration.

"Mr. Juggins says he is a self made
man"
Very considerate of him." rejoned
Miss Cayenne. TO take care TO relieve
his friends of all responsibility."-
Washington Star.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

MOther-Now. Willie. when have to
punish you it hurts me worse than IL
does you.
Willie (resentfully)-Why amt you
a-hOllerin', then Baltimore American.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Young Mother (schemlngly)-Eve
body says the baby looks like you.
Rich Old Uncle-Gee hosiphat! I'd
better stop drinking. New York
Weekly.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

II sing up 70 G" said Marie;
I've often been told so. you see.
Whene or l sing high
The folks who are nigh
Invariably murmur. on. geev
kansas City Times
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18
peyond the speed LimIt.

Although he ate so fast at first.
He did 50 unmolested
But his digestion by and by
Was suddenly arrested.
New York Mail.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Yeast-what fruit is there the most
money I'm?
Crimsonbeak - Insurance plums,
guess.-YOnkers Statesman.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Rev Gunbusta-Young man. always
take the straight and narrow path.
De Style-Can't. own an autOmO-
bile.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Doesn't he practice any religion?"
NO, he practices on every religion.
He's a professional knOcker." 90 San
Francisco Examiner.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

JOhnny-Pa. what is canal2
PA body Of land surrounded by
scandal.-TOm Watson's Magazine.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

IF il is criminal in the sight Of
men 10 starve aud mistreat the
bodies Of horses and dogs, how much
more criminal must it be in the sight
Of God 10 starve aud dwarf the souls
Of children by permitting them 10
live IN Ignorance. - Southern Edu
cation.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

He fell. poor boy. he fell.
For he was only human,
But his mother. strange to tell.
Didn't blame Il on a woman.
Chicago Record Herald.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Two souls with but a single thought"
Were Bess and Gus. but bless US.
BY Just one look at Gus we're taught
The single thought is Bess'.
Philadelphia Press.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Mother-Now. remember. Sandy, that
three feet make yard.
Sandy-A front or back yard New
York Press.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

children are poor mans blessing,
you know"
yes. l suppose it's because he does
not send them to college. Chicago
Record. Herald.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Our statesmen soon will gather fast
Their wisdom 10 express.
They'll do more work this year than last
They couldn't do much less.
Washington Star.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

A. he told her OF his love
She awoke with joyous scream
To find herself the victim OF
A lobster supper dream.
Brooklyn Life
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18
STUDENTS AT nEREA.

Academy Department, Winter Term, ipoa
Following are the names Of stu
dents in the Academy Department nf
H., y Ill.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18
History of the Eighth Kentucky
Thrilling Story Of the Part this Gallant
Regiment Took in Our Civil War.

were fully organized, with maximum
number, making an aggregate Of a
few over nine hundred. The newly
elected company officers met and de
cided upon the letter and rank Of
each company, as follows:
Co. A Captain, j d. Mayhem.
LIST Lieut., VIM. Ketchen.
Co. b Captain. A ID. Powell.
LIST Lieut., / Neal
"a Lieut., j Blackwell
Co. C Captain, John Wilson.
LIST Lieut., VIM. Park
"a Lieut., Cassius Park
Co. ID Captain, II. b. Jamison.
LIST Lieut., j p. Quinn.
ID Lieut., T. Carson.
Co. + Captain, X b Hickman.
LIST Lieut., G. d. Benton.
I'd Lieut., Perry Nichols.
Co. f Captain, John B. Banton.
LIST Lieut., Barton Dixon.
ID Lieut., Newton Hughes.
Co. G. Captain, L. c. Minter.
LIST Lieut.. Caleb Hughes.
ID Lieut. ,WinfeldS. Spencer.
Co. II Captain. Rhodes Winbourn.
LIST Lieut., Wade r. Cox.
I'd Lieut., T. j Wright
Go. Captain, VIM. Mcdaniel.
lst Lieut., - Crooks.
"a Lieut.. ANY
Co. X Captain, Henry Thomas.
LIST Lieut., Wesley Stewart.
"a Lieut., VIM. Smallwood
Col. S. NJ. Barnes was chosen as
Colonel; Reuben May, Of Clay
county, Lieutenant Colonel; Green b.
Broadhus, Of Madison, Major: John
). Clark, Of Irvine, Adiutant. and
Timothy Paul, Of Clay, Chaplain.
Three days after, we received an
entire outfit of camp and garrison
equipage, except tents. The arms
were the old altered muskets With
our new clothing the Eighth began
TO assume quite a martial appearance,
and the officers were becoming indie.
fatigable in study and drill.
BY the Doth November the major.
ity Of our measles stricken comrades
had become conyalescent. About
this time the Colonel received orders
from General Thomas TO break up
camp and march TO Lebanon. The
evening Of the 9th November a
delegation Of loyal ladies from the
town of Irvine and vicinity assembled
on the long yeranda of the principal
Springs building, one Of them bear
ing above her large and beautiful
silk flag, made Icy them expressly for
gift 10 the Eighth Kentucky. The
regiment formed dfess parade. though
the officers uniforms were as varied
as the habiliments of any thirty or
forty citizens usually are. The
proper salutati0n had TO be made
with the hand, as none of us had
purchased swords or uniforms. We
closed column by division. when
Joseph Clark, Jr.. made the presenta-
tion speech for the ladies, winding
up with the admonition to Garry
that flag TO victory; never let it be
deserted or disbonored by brave
kentuckians" The tbrobbing hearts
and quivering lips Of our brave
mountain boys responded. "Neyer!"
Never then gave three cheers for
the loyal ladies of old Estill.
no BE Continued
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

~ # mark ofScott' s Emulsion,
" and is the synonym for
strength and purity. 1t is sold
in almost all the civilized coun-
tries of the globe.
Ii the cod fish became extinct
it would be a worldwide calam-
ty, because the oil that comes
'om its liver SURPRISES all other
Is in nourishing and life-giving
ropcrties. Thirty years ago
ne proprietors Of Scott's EmuI-
ION found n way of preparing
al liver oil SO that everyone can
ke it and get the full value of
TIE oil without the Objectionable
,astc. Scott's Emulsion is the
est fling in the world for weak,
edward children, thin, delicate
.ople, and all conditions of
wasting AMI lost strength.
( Send Tor nee' sample
/ SCOTT & BOVINE, CHEMISTS
soo-iIs PEAnL STREET, NKw YORK
soc, and 500 Al druggists.
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did he make his college team?"
Eyes, he made his college team
tired. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18
RealEState

have quite a number of building
lots and some improved property in
Berea for sale
also have 10-acre place, with a
two-story house on it, lying inside
the corporation, for $3.50
Also farm and timber lands in
Madison, Rockcastle and Estill coun-
ties.
Any one desiring such property
should call on me.
J. P. BICKNELL,
Berea, Ky.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Farms, town property, etc, for sale
or to rent. Call and see me If you
wish to buy or sell property
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

pair OF shoes may hurt like sin
For weeks. and then about
The time we get them broken In
They start to breaking out.
New orleans Timas-Democrat
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Aud That's No Lie.
TITS said that Atlas held the world,
But some folks at the story soon.
For II any man held IL today,
You bet he'd try to lug II OF.
Baltimore News
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

The CRATER.
'Did he retire on his money!"
Moon his nerve and other peoples
money. Detroit Free Press.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Dyer-Any fool can ask questions.
Ryer-Why do you? Judge.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18
Pure Maple syrup.

Corner of Main and Collins Streets
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

Contributed hy the Educational improvement
Commission of Kentucky
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18
Not Always Alike.


Mother-Now. remember. Sandy, that
three feet make yard.
Sandy-A front or back yard New
York Press.
Stranger Than Fiction.
He fell. poor boy. he fell.
For he was only human,
But his mother. strange to tell.
Didn't blame Il on a woman.
Chicago Record Herald.
Defined.
Johnny-Pa. what is canal?
PA body Of land surrounded by
scandal.--Tom Watson's Magazine
Congregational Prophecy.
Our statesmen soon will gather fast
Their wisdom 10 express.
They'll do more work this year than last
They couldn't do much less.
Washington Star.
How He Made IL.
did he make his college team"
Eyes, he made his college team
tired. Plain Dealer.
The Way They Go.
pair OF shoes may hurt like sin
For weeks. and then about
The time we get them broken In
They start to breaking out.
New orleans Times-Democrat
Not Lost.
Knicker- What caused the accident?
Bocker-He suddenly gained control
OF his misunderstanding Life.
Discreet.
Though money talks"
As some folks say,
II never gives
Itself away.
Philadelphia Press.
The CRATER.
'Did he retire on his money!
"No-on his nerve and other peoples
money."-Detroit Free Press.
And That's No Lie.
IT'S said that Atlas held the world,
But some folks az the story soon.
For II any man held il today.
You bet he'd try TO lug II or.
Baltimore News
Whys
Dyer-Any fool can ask questions.
Ryer-Why do you? Judge. I,
The Reckless ChauTeuP.
He who kills and rides away 4
l. May ltN1Sto kill some other day. q
lztza. shakks5 &f--6asveland Pain Dssisz, |
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-01-18

He who kills and rides away
May liasaStp kill some other day.
IL 49,, Sf--casveland Pain Dsaiee.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21

suddenly very i'll, and in a short
time died. The little boy was
about 9 years of age. He was car.
ried to Kenton and buried by the
side of his father, After the burial
of the child Dunn and wife came to
Union City to notify the guardian
of the child. Mr.. John T. Walker of
this city, Of his death, and to col
lect what money he held as guar
dian of the child, as the mother
was the rightful herr to The same.
After having spent several days in
the city in the attempt TO get this
money, the Sheriff was notified of
the suspicion as to the child's death.
and the defendant was arrested and
is held in jail here, and will betaken
to Memphis for preliminary trial.
What the result Of this will be is
awaited wife much interest by the
people Of this county, as both par
ties are well known in about Ken
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21

any route or routes running from
such Office or over any loop route
rAnning from or connected with a
route which emanates from such
Office, packets or packages weigh
ing eight pounds or less, the con.
tents of which are now mailable as
fourth-class matter under existing
laws and Department regulations,
and such packages may likewise be
mailed at any box or at any post
office oD such route or routes when
same are to be delivered to an adj
dresser ut the Office from which
the route emanates or to an ad.
dressee upon any other route or
loop route running from such of
fee, and such packets or packages
shall be conveyed by mail.
SIC. 2. That the rates of post
age on such packages mailed as
provided by section one of this
Act shall Be three cents for each
pound or fraction thereof. to be
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21
perpaid by stamps.

SEC. 3. That the person mail.
ing any packet or package to be
conveyed by mail under the pro,
visions Of this Act may cause the
date and hour of its deposit in the
post Office for transportation to be
stamped or written on same by the
postmaster; and such packages or
packets shall be placed IN the car
rier's mail in the order in which
they are deposited as shown by the
statement of the postmaster writ
fen or stamped thereon, and 10
carrier shall be required To con
vey on any one trip an amount Of
such packets or packages aggre.
eating more than two hundred and
fifty pounds in weight.
SIC. 4. That all laws and parts
Of laws in conflict with this Act
are hereby repealed, and the Post
master General shall prescr i b 8
rules and regulations for putting
this Act into effect.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21
MURDER SUSPECTED.
Circumstances of Boys Death Arous-
es Suspicion.

w. Il. Dunn, of Memphis, former
y 4 resident Of this place, was ar
rested FRIDAY evening on the charge
Of murder, and the facts are about
as follows;
About three years ago a Mr..
Johnson, who lived near Kenton,
this county died, leaving a wife
and one child, and to them he left
quite a considerable amount of
property, money in life insurance
and real estate, Some time after
his death the wife met the defend
ant. Dunn. and they at once became
enamored 81 each other, and were a
short time ago married, and had
gone to the city Of Memphis to live
one day last week the little son of
AIRS. Dunn (uee Johnsonl became
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21

ton and this city, and much and
strenuous objections we're made by
the parents of Mrs. Dunn against
her marrying the defendant. Mrs.
Dunn says that this arrest and sus-
picion grew entirely out of the
prejudice that her people have
against Mr.. Dunn, and that there
is no truth ii the ma6tsx Mr..
Dunn has made no statef
regard to the matter wha
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21
THREE GENTS A Po n

Congressman CARROTS Bill to Re-
duce Rates on Rural Routes.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
United States of America in Con-
gress assembled, That postmasters
at Offices from which rural free
delivery routes emanate shall re-
ceive, to be conveyed BY mail over
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21
PERSISTENT RuMoRs.

4
The investigation, it Is said, was
started by former friends Of the
boys dead father, and the pressure
brought 10 bear on Relatives of
Mrs. Dunn was such as to force an
investigation Of rumors which.
reaehed them relative TO the symp-
toms exhibited BY the child few
days prior 70 his death. i broth
er-in-law Of Mrs. Dunn. Mr. Moore.
OF kentcn. was ia Memphis 4 few
days ago and quietly Investigated
the matter VISITING The physicians
who attended the boy ID bis dying
moments. The room where the
death occurred was visited and the
undertaking hrm which prepared
his body for burial and shipped il
TO be laid to rest beside that Of his
dead tatheL
After completing bis round of
visits in Memphis, Mr.. Moore re-
CONTINUED yon fifth pavesl
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1906-12-21

DIR. Eugene Rosamond, one OF FIVE
physicians called in to see the child
during the twenty four hours pre-
cedlng DEATH
In the certificate Dr. Rosamond
states that death was caused by
cerebro-spinal meningitis in its
simple acute form. and elsewhere
the physician gives his reasons for
such diagnosis.
Persons living in the house where
the child died stated last night that
be was a most lovable and manly
boy, who had made friends of all
the other occupants of the house
during the few days that he had
, lived there before his death.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dunn only moved
to the house of Mrs. Taylor eleven
days before the death OF the child,
and occupied room on the second
floor with the child Occupants Of
the house veT that Mrs. Dunn
showed marked affection for the
boy at all times, and that Dunn,
who is described as large, uncouth
man. was roughly attentive to the
child when in view Of other room
ers at the place.
The 6rst knowledge that any
criminal proceedings, or even an
intimation that anything was
wrong with the boys death that
reached Memphis, was through
messages received from Union City.
Dunn was arrested there Friday,
and Monday morning a message
was received to the effect that he
was under arrest and that an in
Vestigation was being nade Of the
boys death.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-07-06
you COULDN'T NOTICE 1T.

1t is now settled that the United
States cannot regulate Insurance CON-
panies. But why need we repine
Last winter we in Virginia took Time
by the forelOck, and the Treasury by
the throat, and We created an office
known as commissioner of Insur-
ance," and to that office was appointed
a man, and that man gets a salary OF
$500. There has been grave doubt
as to whether the object of this legisla
ton was entirely in the interest of the
man. or partially in the interest OF the
Insurance companies. Nobody has
ever claimed that it was in the inter
est of the insured, and if it was it will
be ages before any of them Will ever
notice it. Just as we had laid down
our pen news comes of trouble over the
Commissioner qualification. Can
these things be?
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-07-06
DEAFNESS Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is. by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound OF
imperfect hearing, and when lis entire
ly closed deafness is the result, and I'M
less the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed for
ever; nine cases out of ten are caused
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of deafness (caused by ca
tarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. CHENEY s. CO.,
Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stipatiOn.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-07-06
UNANIM

The Hon. Campbell Slemp OF the 9Th
district, has been UNANIMOUSLY re.
nominated for Congress by the Rerub-
licans. We have both seen and heard
the Hon. Campbell, and whilst We ad-
NIT that congressional timber Of high
grade is remarkably scarce in the 9th
district, still we were never fully pre-
pared tor a Gull pile Of the Slemp va
rlety. Any one who has pride in Vlr-
ginia and her traditions breathes heav-
lily when casting his eyes over our
national assembly, they fall upon the
recently unanimously renominated
congressional standard bearer, and one
naturally wonders,i if this is the size OF
Congressman from that district, what
must the Jay P's. and the consIables
of the same party look like? One
thing can be said Of the Republicans
of the 9th, and that is, the worse the
political job the more unanimous they
become over 1t.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-07-06
Kouers Wins the Grand American
Handicap.

Two hundred and sixty eight of the
best shots in the country took part Ill
the Grand Anne rican Handicap Tour
nament held in indianapolis, Ind, June
1922. This event was attended by
shooters from all over the country.
The great event of the week was the
Grand American Handicap, which was
won by Mr.. F. E Rogers of st. Louis,
who broke. "a out of 100 targets from
the II yard mark In a gale of wind,
shooting Winchester Factory Loaded
Shells. In each of the other three
events on the program, Winchester
Factory Loaded Shells or Winchester
Repeating Shotguns landed in first
place, making a clean sweep for these
Justly popular and reliable goods.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-07-06
FOND HOPES"

We have two distinct bodies form
ing our city government. There Is
likely to be trouble over some matters
at some time, between some members OF
some of these bodies. There have peeh
no agreements of any kind up to date.
The committees on rules did not agree,
and when it. comes to the election or
appointment of city officers we may
expect monkey and parrot time. LII
is too early to predict earthquakes,
but there are slesmic disturbances, and
will be greater if the fond hopes OF
some of the members Of these bodies
should likely be blasted. They have
fond hopes. No man would make an
effort to be member of these bodies
unless be had fond hopes. he must
see some sweet mOrsel somewhere. let
it be great or small. let it be of any
make whatsoever, because he cannot
see much honor. and he is bound to
see less salary, then why the motive for
throwing away his time, spending his
energy, and submitting to being
"cussed"? Let it not be understood
that we mean any improper fond
hopes" Far from it. But he must
see wherein he thinks he can remedy
this evil or that, where he can i'm
prove this condition or that, where be
can force a reform or break up an
abuse. Some of the members OF course
have friends whom they wish to exalt
to place, some received support that
they might be in a position to aid GER
tain other persons. This is not wrong,
only the motive is not as exalted as
that of persons who wish to work out
reforms. Should some of these fond
hopes' lose out, the ardor of some Of
these newly fiedged officials will wane,
but we hope all reforms will have a
chance, and if there are any evil
customs in the city they will be broken
up. We hope to see the wheels turn,
and of course then the wheels within
the wheels will turn also.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-07-06
THE STAUNTON POLICEMEN.

We do not know whether the police
men Of this town are deaf or whether
they are afraid of the b. & U. railway
engineers, but something Is wrong u
is outrageous the way the Whistles OF
the b. u o. engines are blown within
the corporate limits every evening
when the train starts to HarrisOnburg
as well as on many other occasions.
There is an ordinance against this,a and
vet the B. Il o. especially violates 1t In
the most open and defiant manner.
What is the use of having ordinances
and policemen if they cannot prevent
such Outrages. Ii our blue coats Will
look after this offense even If they
miss few little negro crap SHOOTERS
in SO doing, they will earn More OF
their salaries. Last Saturday after
noon freight started about b O'Clock
for Harrisonburg and the engineer
blew bis whistle 9 times as loud as be
could make 1t scream before he got
out of the corporate limits. We know
of one person who lives within lOC
wards of where this whistle WAS blown
who has just received terrible in1urles'
he is in a very weak and nervous con-
dition, and yet almost in bis face this
whistle is made to scream until II
shakes the surroundings. If our police
men can t put a stop to this or arrest
the offenders, the new council should
know why, and the Police justice
should know why. and lastly the peo-
pie outraged should know why. w
hone we will not have to talk any
palmer than this. The people hav'
borne this outrage as long as they
ought to.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1906-07-06
Fa||On' S Studio

Owing to our modern methods we
are in position to furnish very artistic
production in PHOTOGRAPHY. The
studio has been removed to the Trout
Building, almost opposite our old
stand, and may be classed with the
most modern and up to-date studios in
the South. We will continue our
prices, which are very low, quality of
work considered. In our framing de
partment can be found frames and
mOuldings of almost any pattern man
ufactured. + ~ 4t