Middletown transcript., 1906-08-04
THE FARM, GARDEN AND DAIRY
Short Pungant Paragraphs Gathered Here
and There

Snort Pungant paragraphs uatnefed Hers
and There
How about using that old worn-out
moving machine to cut briers along tile
fences? Wouldn't it do the work ?
Fix mp just the best you can when you
60 ont driving. It makes the wife and
children proud when they see "wliat a
fine looking man father is. =
Tie safest place for farmer to invest
his surplus saving is in improvements
upon his own farm. That's what
Praise your wife for the good work she
does in tile line Of butter-making She
will prize it more than she would the
biggest blue ribbon at the state fair.
The United States Department of Ag-
ricuIture viii join hands with the
Colorado State College Of Agriculture in
establishing distinct type Of carriage
horse, typically American.
II is not generally known that the dirty
milker, that is, the one who gets the
most dirt in the milk, is the one who gets
tile most cream up. Dirt contains bac-
terra, and bacteria causes the cream to
rise. But it is fact.
The farm must be little republic, in
which there is recognized head. That
head must be the father. Close beside
him must be the mother. II the law OF
love rules, no other law will be necessary.
A woman says the best thing about
the elbow sleeves the girls are wearing
this summer is that they can go right
from the parlor TO the kitchen and wash
the dishes without having to change their
clothes.
Washington, Franklin ennnty, Mo
sends cob pipes all over the woriu; also
zithers. 1t is not generally known, but
it is fact that the largest and best either
mandatory in the world is located in
Missouri.
1t is thought it will take twenty years
OF eaFeful breeding and slection to estab-
lislIed the American coacher. He will be
to this country what the hackney is to
England the French coacher to France
the German coacher to Germany. The
American coacher will possess more speed
than the present coachers.
Enterprising Texans have just imported |
from India forty-six bulls, three COWS
and two calves Of the breed known as
Hsacred cattle" These are to be crossed |
with the ungodly Texas cattle and breed |
developed which will cause less profanity |
add produce more of the milk of human
kindness than do the unsacred long horns |
OF the great Lone Star.
First thing you know, you can take
a vacation. Better drop everything and
get at it now. Take the folks along.
Get neighbor to look alters things and
then throw every thought Of care to the
winds, You will come back new man.
just exactly the medicine you need.
Your wife will be ten years younger, too.
The American Farm Products Company
has been incorporated with $40, ,0O0, 600.
to control butter, spring chickens and
eggs. This completes the circular of
trust.controIled articles. Everything that
. man eats, drinks, wears, or uses in any
other way, whether for travel, shelter,
food or raiment, is now controlled by a
trust.
An eastern company has attempted to
corner the canned tomato market. 1t
has 28, 600 cases OF tomatoes on which it
has borrowed $75, 600 The bank has mott
fed the company to take up the loan or
5he collateral will be closed out. The
rust company has evidently heard of the
new pure food law and been scared.
Things canned last year are mot what
hey seem," recent legislation is a very
lively thing and ''life is real, life is earn
sst, hence the genera. slump in last
years canned goods.