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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-29
". ]. BAKER & CO.

No. /. 20 acres, 81 miles from town.
Good house and barn. 1000 apple trees
40 in bearing. All cleared, and In gen.
eral farming. Price 5000. This
place can be secured by 81 600 cash pay
ment, and balance at 90 per cent.
No. 2. 8 acres, two miles from town.
acres in berries. Price $1,000.
No. 3. IA acres, eight miles from
town, one mile from graded school, aud
lies upon railroad. Good fruit land,
no waste ground. Price $75 per acre.
No. 4. 40 acres miles from town, IL
acres cleared and in hay. No other i'm
provenients. Price $50 per acre.
No. 5. 40 acres, 7 miles out, % acres
cleared, I'm orchard. Will trad. for
dairy ranch. Price $500.
No. 6. 20 acres miles out. Good
house aud barn. II acres young or
chard, 21a acres strawberries, some
meadow land and about acre waste
land. II taken soon tons hay in barn
and winters supply Of wood will go
with purchase price of $4,000.
No. 7. 10 acres mile from upper
town. 5 acres young orchard, 5 acres
strawberries, balance fertilized for gar
den truck. IL inches water with place
No 8. 20 acres, miles from town.
10 acres In orchard. Small house and
outbuildings. Price, $500.
No. 0. 80 acres 81 miles from town,
1900 trees ,.three and four years old.
This is one of the finest places in all
Hood River. Price, $l7 800.
NO. 10. % acres near Pine Grove
School House. 12 acres in orchard and
part of 1t in full bearing. Varieties are
principally Newtowns and Spitzen-
bergs. House and outbuildings. Price,
$4,000.
No. IL. 81 acres miles out. AZ set
to trees, Newtowns and Spitzenbergs,
with peach trees set between rows.
Good Groom house. Daily mail and
telephone. Price $500.
No. 12. 10 acres miles out. No i'm.
provements. No waste land. Price
81 800.
No. Is. 43 acres miles out. acres
in bearing, 2 acres young orchard, Only
3 acres waste ground House, barn,
fruit house and fine spring situate to
pipe Into house. Price $4,000
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-29
Hat. tbfi In the Hen.

Poets may sing OF the glory Of their
eagle, and artists may paint the beau
ties Of birds. of plumage, but the mod
est American hen 10 entitled TO q
tribute for her industry, her useful
ness and her productivity. The
American hen can produce wealth
equal to the capital stock Of all the
banks Of the New York clearing hous-
es in three months and have week
to spare. In less than sixty days she
can eqnal the total annual production
of all the gold mines of the United
States. We proudly boast of our
enormous production Of pig iron, by
Ear the greatest of all countries in the
world, and yet the American hen pro-
duees as much In six months..as all the
iron mines OF tois country produce in
q year. In one year and one month
the good old hen could pay off the
interest hearing debt of the United
States. lone Proclaimer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-29
CHANGES IN 0. R. & N.
SCHEDULE TO BE MADE

The change in the time schedule of
the 0. r. l. N. passenger trains which
had been promised to go into effect
November Is, has not token place as
yet, but is probable that the new time
card will be announced In few days.
The delay is attributed to the absence
of the head officials of the passenger
department during the past two
weeks, who had been expected here
and at WalIa Walla to confer with the
agents Of the company.
The passenger train leaving Walla
Walla at a. m. to connect with pas
senger tranis No. at 6:45 a. m, is
to lesye that point about an hour lat
or to conform to change of time
made in the schedule of the through
trains going west. 1t was announced
some time ago that No. would arrive
here about an hour or an hour and a
half later than its former schedule
time, 1t having been decided to make
this chnage on account Of the slow
conditions of the tracks during the
winter season. The proposed sched-
ule, however, has not been announced
as yet.
IL is rumored that local train
from Biggs is to be run through via
Pendleton to Walla Walla, doing the
local work on the main line to this
city. This would relieve the through
trains on the main line Of the heavy
passenger service, and this arrange
ment would also permit the through
trains of making better time, as no
stops will be made between Umatilla
and Pendleton.
Under the proposed arrangement,
the Pendleton-s spokane passenger train
which leaves this city at 8 a. M, will
start from here about two hours lat
er, thus permitting connections with
trains from the east and west on the
main line. IL East Oregonian.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-29
Pine Grove Improvement Association
IncUrDOrates

The Pile Grove Improvement as.
sociation, a company whose object is
to acquire aud improve land, erect
buildings and do other things that
will tend to improve the vicinity in
which its stockholders and members
live, will soon be incorporated. The
capital stock of the association will
be $1,000 divided into shares of $40
each and its incorporators are A. |.
Mason, G. Dethman, ID. WinchelI, G.
Ii. Sproat.
1t Is the intention of the associa-
tion to soon erect a building at Pine
Grove In which there will be made ac-
commodations for store on the
ground floor and meeting hall
above. The hall will be used by the
members of the Grange for their
meetings and for other occasions
when it is necessary to have large
palce of meeting.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-29
High Water at GlenwOOd.

Our correspondent at Glenwood
writes:
We have high water here now and
II Bird creek keeps raising like the
last few days things won't look very
funny to us. All the houses up in
Glenwood are surrounded by water
from six inches to couple Of feet
deep. Some of the Glenwood people
put me in mind of being In Vence,
Italy. They have to step from their
houses into waterl Several Of the
smaller bridges are washed out. Some
of them were new ones and a few are
old and have been bad for some time,
SO they are not much Of "a loss. The
water bad made some bad washouts
in the road, so that it is almost dan.
gerous to travel. The stage got upset
several times as the water is very
muddy aud no one can tell the holes
in the roads At the present time
the water is going down. This was the
highest water ever known here for the
last 80 years. .--KIickitat Agricultur-
ist
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-29
Beautiful Home for Sale

Twenty acres. ten In fruit trees. la5 bearing:
20 cherry trees In full bearing. All cleared
but 21< acres: 10 acres need no Irrigation: some
timothy: acres plowed ready for grass: 8
Inches OF water goes with place; also tons OF
hay; wood all under shed for winter. A
q 500. house, six rooms, bath room and
pantry; barn and other outbuildlngs, all new;
good water. fine roads and town only ~
miles mall right at the door every day. Price
$50 per acre: 80 per acre cheaper than land
sold all around the place Don't pass by this
place Without seeing II. Address. u. W.
Smith, X. p. ID. No. 2. Msyl5
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-29

chard on the old Peter Laswell estate,
a somew hat isolated rauch on Middle
creek, a branch of the Coquille. The
fact that there is such variety of ap.
pies in existence 10 known to but few,
even In Coos county, as the country
where the orchard stands is but
sparsely settled.
This tree grew from the seed Of the
Yellow Bellfower, which it resembles
in shape, although somewhat larger.
Ii Is of deep red color, and better
favored than the yellow variety. A
few of these apples have found their
way TO the local markets here, and
NEE. with general favor. A few cut
tings have also been taken from the
old tree for grating into new stock,
but the grated trees have not yet
come into bearing.
When this wonderful variety be-
comes known 1t will undoubtedly bg-
ure In the apple markets of the state.
The climate and soil of the Coquille
seem especially adapted to the Grav-
enstein apple, and despite poor ship
ping facilities, the valley farmers are
making the GraveDstein valuable
product.
Here is our condensed opinion of
the Original Laxative Cough Syrup
Nearly all other cough syrups are
constipating, especially those con-
tanning opiates. Kennedy's Laxa-
tive, (containingl Honey and Tar
moves the bowels Contains no OPT
ates Conforms to the National Pure
Food and Drug Law. Sold by Will
liams Pharmacy.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Rainbow Colors All
the Rage In London
SPECIAL CABLE TO THE CALL.

T ONDON, Sept. 22.-"Coloritis7 has attacked the
women OF today, and the glanior OF the rainbow
/ has fallen on them
Violent blues, crude puppies and brilliant
oranges will be worn now,2 said West End dress
maker TO Call representative yesterday.
The devotees to fashion have gone mad over the
colors of the rainbow, and they demand the most
brilliant contrasts.
Rainbow scarfs dazzle the feminine eye Shaded
silks and crepes which last winter initiated the deli
cate coloring of the sunset, are now labeled storm
effects, and blend from flaming orange to fiery red
THE pale daphanous ball robe is quite out of date
The debutante may appear in white chiffon dress
for her first ball. but she quickly disoards it for one
of vermion tulle or emerald green crepe de chine
"a winter bride, one of our customers, is to wear
the conventional snowy gown, but III the place of
orange blossoms coronet of scarlet berries will
crown her hair
The fact is that women are eoor-nad at present,
and no shade can be too startling
A well-known glover has the same tale to tell
Last season." he said, we could count on one
hand customers who demanded colored gloves,
but this winter the pale grays and fawns are con
sdered insignificant Already we have been asked
for claret, grassgreen royal purple and electric blue
gloves.
The smart wonlan's glove bill will increase enor-
mously, as these bright shades very expensive
There is tendency to have boots and shoes to
match the various gowns, West End bootmaker
said 'sGrass-green stockings and court shoes tied
with bow of green satin ribbon are considered
smart
Some of our customers who still wear subdued
colored gowns introduce the flaming hues in their
foot-gear A black gown worn with scarlet hose
and shoes, pale blue ball dress with bril-
liant purple stockings and satin slippers purple gloves
and wreath of voets in the hair, is distinctly fash
ionablev
"colOritis is even affecting the fashion in ewelry.
Pale corals, rnoorstones and opals replaced by
pigeons blood rubes, flaming garnets or brilliant
emeralds.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Calls Hygiene Only a Fad.

Before the interview published the professor
read it over and then signed it. Here, in brief, is
what he says in it
The secret OF long life and health is to get as
siose to nature possible Go back to the history
Of the beginning OF ali things. Did not Adam and
Eve and Moses and Aaron and Methuselah and the
hosts that lived the first centuries live to great old
ages? They were close to Nature. They did not use
oaps and toilet powder and all the other abominabe
kings people nowadays use.
In the Roman period, the sluxuries of the baths
shortened lives A in those days was old at 60
In the middle ages where do you find baths looking
glasses, brushes, sponges, soaps? 1t is true that
disease wiped out the people freely, but that was
because they had physicians worthy of the name
and no knowledge of the science of cure
The present-day hygience-wnat is it? A myth,
a mere superstition. Microbes killed by other
MICROBES That is the long and short of it l am
a chemist know my profession we'll and, there
lore, know al about this fad of hygiene.
Look at the number of people who live to be a
hundred OF more. The newspapers tell US of them
Dowand again Who are they? Simple peasants in
the mountains or the country. They do not take
daily bath use the deadly soaps and toilet foolish
nessss. They live close Nature and the soil from
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Grandson Of the Kaiser Will Be Reared by Schedule
Child Born to Rule Must Allow Others to Choose
Friends and Select a Wife for Him.

of royalty will look with melancholy regret at the
face OF the helpless baby who has such formidable
career before him. The lot of the infant Hohen
zollern may be magnificent but it will be neverthe-
less a. hard lot He will be deprived of nearly all
those joys and pleasures which brighten the lives of
other children while at the same time he will be
loaded at an early age with duties, cares and respon-
sibilities with which other mortas remain unfamiliar
all their lives long.
At an early age he will be compelled to learn more
than is good for HIM The position of ruler of a
great empire IN these modern times necessitaes such
versatility and such varied knowledge that the little
Prince must seize the very first opportunity of be-
ginning the process Of cramming book learning into
his miniature brain.
AS the years go on, this tendency to overwork the
imperial child will increase and his life will inevitably
become and more strenuous At the age of TO-
he must know as much as most boys of To- and when
he is 10, he must have learned than other
youths of 21
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Duchess Of Devonshre, Englands Premier
Hostess, Loses Two Million at Gambling.

which, however, quickly suppressed. 1t oc-
CURED at 48 Grosvenor square, the home OF Sir
Ernest Casse great racing man, friend of the King
and Duke of Devonshre. Some time later maga-
1ne in publishing an article entitled do Ladies
Cheat at Bridge" mentioned the incident in OBJ
way and referred to the parsonage Lady
D.
The Duchess shortly afterward left England for
the Continent The continued excitement occasioned
by bridge playing had affected her health.
There had been many scandals regarding the up
per ten thousands circles, many of which put
on the Duchess shoulders, that this also worried hes
She had lost enormous sums at the game, and the
talk of London for weeks was that the payment of
her bridge debts had entailed a tremendous sacri-
fee on the part of the Duke and had strained his
resources to the utmost.
In the fall Of 1904 there were some statements
published that Devonshire House had been sold and
of course gossip declared that the Duke had
been forced sell it to pay the Duchess gambling
losses. The Duke in interview said the pafce.
in Piccadilly had not been sold and would be 80
during his lifetime. fortnight later the Pail Mall
Gazette William Waldorf Astor's paper, published
a short statement that Devonshire House had been
sold to syndicate for s5OOOOOO cash, but that the
syndicate would not come into possession until the
Dukes death
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Both Statesman and Soldier.

Long before he is in his teens learned professors
and educational experts will put their heads together
in order to elaborate scheme of training for the
little Prince He will rise early and every second
of the day will be utilized for serious purpose
or other A certain number of hours will be appor-
toned to mental training and certain number of
hours physical training. The hours for mental
education will then be subdivided scientific prfrl
cipes, in order that the Prince may devote Just
enough time to each subject but not a minute too
long Similarly the time devoted to physical train
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23

tn ERLIN, Sept. 22.-The first pictures of the
X new scion of the house of Hohenzollern, little
Prince William, first-born of the German
Crown Prince, and the Kaiser's first grand
child have been circulated hundreds of thousands
throughout the German empire, for the infant now
in swaddling clothes Potsdam will, in the natural
of events, be day the ruler of this mighty
country
Those who are familiar with the crushing burdens
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Never Changes Clothes.

To wash ones clothes or ones rooms is different.
] am hale and hearty | have good appetite. 1
sleep well, am vigorous and in my prime have
never had a days illness in my life. l shall live to
be perhaps 80 years old. And yet never wash 1
cannot remember 10 have ever taken bath. Water
IS all right To take swim in it is heaIthful exer-
else. But that is all.
\ have analyzed soaps and all the toilet fads of
the modern and woman. They all more or
less deadly and harmful ! have never. used any of
them Towels, sponges brushes and all such things
much useless lumber even wash my
face in the morning. Naturally, ! rinse my hands
occasionally and wipe them on my hair my
trousers or more often let them dry naturally How
many fringed towels and tooth brushes do you think
Methuseiah owned? 1t makes me sick to think of
the fools who enrich the soap makers.
I the same clothes all the year round. l
never take them off from Christmas to the next
In the hot weather / shed my coat, my vest perhaps
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23

ing will be subdivided in the precise manner;
Huge official timetables will be drawn and i'm
pressed with the seal of state and the Prince will be
brought up according to schedule number so-and-so
and not jot OF it all can be altered without weighty
conferences and lengthy deliberations.
The mother, who ought to bring up her child in her
own random way, guided by maternal instinct and
influenced by her unbounded love for her off
spring, recedes into the background. The future En-
peror must not be trained haphazard dependent upon
mothers love and care. but his education is state
and public affair, to be regulated according to the
traditions of Prllsslan bureaucracy.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Will Hold Himself AIoof.

The tragic feature of it all is the. artificial
element which is impaired into the Princes life The
method OF his upbrnging although theoretically per-
feet and logically is unnatural and therefore
unhealthy. In his childhood, he cannot pick and
choose playmates of his age and his own taste.
The heir to the German throne cannot play with
many children without perpetrating act derogatory
to his imperial dignity. Playmates of suitable posi-
ton and sufficiently good birth will be chosen for him
on precise scientific lines based genealogical re-
searches and he must accept them as companions or
have none at all.
Equally tragic is the persistent way in which the
idea will be instilled into Hohenzollen Junior that
he is parsonage apart from and superior to the
rest of mankind. As babe, his and domestics
address him your imperial highness,' and treat
him with devout homage. As he grows older. all the
grown-up men and women in his circle bow and
scrape before him as though he worthy Of
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23

In winter l may heavier coat That is ALL
go to bed in my clothes and also my boots am
never offensive to other people The world would
be better off if every followed my example
People would live longer and be in better health
They would not waste half their lives and their
money in attending to their toilet and watering
places and hydropathic establishments
Il have given you the secret Of health and long
life
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23

t ONDON, Sept 22-~Coloritisg has attacked the
women OF today and the glanlor OF the rainbow
has fallen on them.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Unwashed Chemist Says
Dirt Means I Health.
SPECIAL CABLE TO THE CALL.

FLORENCE, Italy, Sept 22.-When Frederic
II Cerboni was discovered recently several short
i paragraphs were published about him. He is
chemist by profession and Is years old.
When he declared that he expected to live twice
that age people were surprised They more
surprised when he was reported saying that the
secret Of health and long life was avoid soap and
water and never wash. He himself according the
statements then published, has never taken bath
1t now appears that these statements all true,
for the editor OF La Malone of this city sent a
special correspondent to the aged professors home
- Gelsomino, not far from Rome and interviewed
him
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23

alteration. His playnates will bow down before nim
and at the same time great statesmen and disrn-
sguished generals and adnirals will kiss his hand.
The Prince cannot possibly avoid being spoied Oy
this process of adulation When he goes out rioins
driving or motoring. the people ir the street
will dof their hats to him and If possible pursue
him in order to get passing glimpse OF his face
At the theater hundreds of opera-glasses Will De
pointed at him continuously that he viii be made
feel that he is the center Of much popular interest
His friends will Aatter him in order to secure proht
able posts for themselves some other reward III
the shape of political power personal influence
when he aseends the throne of his fathers
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23
Wife Chosen for Him.

He will be pampered, petted, fattered, fawned on,
worshiped, adored from his earliest childhood tll
manhood Human nature is not proof against such
OF character The little Hohenzoern will grow
up in the belief that he is little god, a sort or
earthly representative Of the Almighty Adapted to
practical affairs this means that he will believe in
the divine right of kings rule absolutely over their
subjects according to their personal whinns and
wishes.
When the time comes for him to marry, the great
est tragedy of his life will be enacted He will not
be permitted choose the girl of his heart but he
will be forced to wed woman for reasons OF state
His matrimonial affairs will be arranged for him by
statesmen and diplomats on the precise scien-
tihc system as his whole The eonsort selected
for him may be ugly unsympathetic illnatured, III
tempered. veritable vixen, but he must marry her
as a matter of policy
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-23

ONDON, Sept 22-"He who would write about
woman should dip his pen in rainbow dye and
! powder his lines with the gold dust of butter
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-08-31
Best Dressing for Lettuce.

The very common way of eating
lettuce and very likely the worst is
to dress 1t with sugar and vinegar.
This reprehensible method seems to
be especially common at farmers
tables, where the best of vegetables
ought always to be served. but where
sometimes nothing but the worst can
be found. On the farm, where plenty
of cream should always be available,
the homemade mayonnaise dressing
ought to be the standard. There are
so many ways of making this delicacy
wrong that no particular recipe can
insure success. Doubtless the best
dressing of all for lettuce is made of
oil, vinegar, salt and red pepper
what is commonly called French
dressing Persons who are not famil-
lar with this are apt to use too much
vinegar and too little oil and to apply
too much of the dressing altogether.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-08-31
A Sermon in Precious Stones.

In all ages of the world the meas
ure of nations prosperity has been
gagged by the Injuries with which
the people surrounded themselves.
This is as true now as it was in the
days of Roman conquest, and 1t Is
shown particularly in a recent Off
cial statement concerning the impor-
tation into this country of South Al
rican diamonds. Last year $35,000,.
600 OF these precious stones found
their way into the United States.
When Speaker Cannon uttered his
emphatic and unique declaration con-
corning this country's success he only
declared a fact, says the Philadel'
phia Press. The past ten years,
judged by the importation of diamonds
alone, has been the most prosperous
and successful this country has ever
known. In 1897 the imports of dia'
monds in round numbers exceeded
$1,900,000, although the price per
carat was not nearly as high as 1t has
been since. This wonderful increase
shows that there is a demand for
them, and the demand is an indica'
ton that the people have the money
wherewith to purchase them. Dia'
monds are an unfailing indication OF
prosperity. The first thing the aver.
age man does when he gets a little
ahead in the world is to buy a dia.
mond shirtstud or diamond earrings
for his wife. The more money he
makes the more diamonds he buys,
and that men have been making
money and that the country is un-
usually prosperous is indicated by
these figures on diamonds.