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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
leland.
DOE BAY AND OLGA
Pop. 1859

C. B. Willis has gone fishing on the
west side of San Juan.
S. J. Rockwell was in Bellingham
the first Of the week on business.
Anthony Ohlert went to Belling
ham, Tuesday, with a full load of
campers outfits and early apples and
plums.
T. G.. Morrow is at work fencing in
the school land he has leased. Steve
Richie and Joe and Bob Moore are
working for him.
Wright, Fred and William Chappell
came over to Doe Bay last Sunday
from Lummi island with some shingles
for G.. N. Culver.
Richard Jones and his family and
quite large party from South Bel
bingham are camping at Oloise
Schmidli's beach,
r. HI. Diezman and Mr.. Goodrich
and their families, of Fairhaven, re-:
turned Monday night after ten
days outing in camp at Chas. Carlson s
place.
C. E. Sluyter went TO Seattle last
Tuesday on the Bellingham to work.
He expects to take position as cook
in one of the big logging camps.
Mrs. Dana has done quite bit of
Improvement on her property at
Olga this summer, burning up the
logs and stumps and piling up the
loose rocks.
Harrison Coffelt and family spent
last Sunday with the Sluyter's He
is trying to trade off his property at
! Anacortes for some on Orcas island,
near Doe Bay.
The social given last Saturday eve
ming by the Doe Bay social club was
very well attended and a success
financially, $50 being raised to help
pay for the organ.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

Orcas
EAST SOUND
Hrea 81 Ga. NJ.

Miss Odell, of Spokane, visited
Miss Templin this week.
Mr.. E. F. Temglin has gone to Bel
lingham on business trip.
The Ladies Aid Society will meet
this week at the parsonage.
Mrs. Dorviller and Mrs. Pike have
gone to Bellingham for a brief stay.
Miss Bessie Cramer and Miss Mary
Craner are in Bellingham for few
days.
Mrs. David Nichols and Miss Mich
OILS have gone to Belllngham to visit
friends.
Mrs. H. w. Templin, who had been
in Seattle for a fortnight, returned
home on Monday.
Duri g the absence of Mr.. Hun e.,
Rev. Mr.. Mccartney and family are
occupying his cottage.
Rev. Mr.. Wark, of Bellingham will
occupy the pulpit of the Methodist
church on Sunday next.
Mr.. Griffith Hunter, who has been
quite i'll for some time, left for Seattle
on Friday to enter the hospital.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pike are at home
from their cruise. During their alb
sence Mr.. Pike purchased the sloop
''Gwendolen"
Mr.. w. D. Dodd and family are
camping on Coleman's court. Mr..
Dodd is managing editor of the Bel
lingham Herald.
Miss Head was hostess at a picnic
for her guests, Miss Steele, Miss
Waughp, Miss Cox of Seattle, and
Miss Hazard, of Everett, last Tuesday.
The Madrona club gave lawn fete
on Thursday at the home of Mrs. G.
H. Showers. A great many visitors
were present as well as an unusually
| large number of members of the club.
Mr.. William Wright left for Bel
bingham on Wednesday, to again
place himself under the doctor care,
as his recovery from his recent oper-
alton has not been as rapid as expect
ed
The Gram" has been chartered
to carry the baseball boys and their
friends to Friday Harbor on Sunday.
AS the rate is low, and the weather
is so fine, tickets are apt to be at a
premium.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
Friday Harbor,
! Wash.

department of the lighthouse service,
has returned to Seattle after making
some repairs at Turn Point.
Mr.. and Mrs. Borchers gave a
watermelon party one evening this
week. The melons were orderC d
from Seattle and we're of p lime quail
ity.
0. T. Johnson returned Saturday
from visit with P. N. Christianson
and family at the Muckilteo light sta
tim. Mr.. Christensen was keeper
at Turn Point for twelve years.
Mr.. Maxfeld was quite badly hun
one day this week by a small tree
falling upon him while he was slashing.
The tree had lodged and in endeavor-
ing to fell it he was caught under it.
Christ. Cook is piling up his slash
ing preparatory to burning. When
Mr.. Cook gets the piece cleared that
he is now working upon ne will have
the incest garden spot on the island.
The people of Stuart island we're
too busy to join the Mazamas in seal
ing Mt. Baker, but number of them
assembled to the summit of Mt. Lom-
bard last Sunday and ate lunch'at the
foot of pile of rocks used last year
as signal point by the British ma
rine surveyors.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
DEER HARBOR

Jas. Scruggs is working in a saw
mill at Bellingham.
Mrs. Harry Bromley and family
have moved to Seattle.
Mr. Stanchfeld, of Seattle, is
camping with his family at Lawson's
bay.
VIM. Dewey, who has been employ
at LaConner for some time, is spend
ing few days here.
Rev. G. w. Owen, of Bellingham,
gave stereopticon exhibition at the
school house Wednesday evening.
The young ladies and gentlemen OF
this locality will give dramatic en-
tertainment at the school house Sat
urday evening. The girls will pre-
sent the laughable farce "Not a Man
in the House" and the boys will pre-
sent roaring Negro minstrel com.
edy, "Stick to 70 Word, Gals" Do
not fail to attend.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
Shaw leland

Mrs. D. Hoffman has been i'll for
some time.
Oluf Nelson, of Friday Harbor, is
visiting Claire Tiff.
Mrs. R. J. Shaw and children have
returned from Bellingham.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. E. Bruins have re-
turned from trip to Bellingham.
Miss Mabel Broder and her brother
Orville visited Miss Olive Stillman
this week.
Mrs. N. G.. Jones has been quite i'll.
Dr. Wright was called to attend her
a few days ago. -
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
Stuart leland

Miss Anna Cook came over from
Bellingham Sunday for short visit.
]. O. Johnson and L. Knoph enter
tanned party of friends at dinner
last Sunday.
Martin O'Neill, assistant lighthouse
keeper at the Turn Point station,
visited friends in Seattle this week.
E. A. Withers, Of the mechanical
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
Excursions East

The Northern Pacific railway will
sell excursion tickets on August Z, 8,
and 9, and Sept 8 and 10 to Chicago
and eastern terminals at one fare
plus ten dollars for the round trip.
Going limit ten days, final return
limit October 81. For full informa-
ton call at the Office, 1922 Dock ST.,
or phone Main go.
A. N. BUSSING,
City Ticket Agent.
Bellingham. Wash.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
Notice

All persons are hereby notified and
warned not to start any fires on the
beach or upon the premises of the
undersigned. In case of any violation
of this notice, the guilty party or
parties will be prosecuted.
JAMES M. FLEMING
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
Eighth Grade Examination

An Eighth Grade examination of
pupils of the public schools of this
couc ty will be held at the Court house
in Friday Harbor, Thursday and Fri
day, August 80 and 81.
NELLIE SWEENEY,
County Supt.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

S )METHING WONDERFUL. OF al,
the persons who have written w. P I'D
we'll for sample packages OF Brown Herb
Tablets, not Il single one has ever vst
failed to order a box. 'e'
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25
A Partners Endorsement


To the Voters of San Juan County:
VIM. Shultz and l have been partners
in salmon fishing for eleven years and
I never saw five cents dishonesty in
the man, and he will be the hardest
man in San Juan county to tip at the
legislature. SAM'L. II. Gross.
Seattle, August q.
Jas. F. King had his right hand
badly lacerated Thursday by getting
it caught in the kicker" Of a thresh-
ing machine.
The Morse Hardware Company, Bel
bingham, are jobbers of White Lead,
Pure Linseed Oil, etc.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

FOR SALE-4O pigs, eight weeks old.
$3.50 each. Appleby & Boggs, West
Sound, Washington.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

The Carbo- Magnetic Razors are fully
warranted and sold on 30 days trial.
Large numbers are going out but none
are returned. Morse Hardware Company,
Agents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

Dor, West Sound, Shaw Island and
Orcas were present.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

We have BARGAINS IN few more
bicycles-new and second hand, also on
Sewing Machines, slightly marred.
Morse Hardware Company, Agents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

See Nash if you want to insure you
house, barn or furniture. 5-12-tf
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

The Morse Hardware Company, Bel
bingham. are heavy jobbers in Doors,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

WANTED-two practically fresh Jer-
sey cows, about three years old. Mail
all information to John NJ. Moran.
Newhall, Wash.
FOR SALE:-Empire Cream Separa-
tor' oU- gallon capacity. Will sell cheap
for cash. Inquire of J. Broder, Friday
Harbor, Wash. 4-28- IF
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

HINTS ON SHAVING-Don't shave
in hurry. Learn to shave right. 1t isn't
surgical operation-so it isn't necessary
to cut your face. Ifyou've learned wrong
learn over again. Get good razor-an
extra rood one-the "CARBO- AG-
NE'TIC'' better pair or set, and alter
nvte them in use. Morse Hardware Com
pany, Bellingham.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1906-08-25

Dry batteries at Churchilps, only 80
cents.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
FROG WAS TO BLAME.
Weather Prophet Had Simply Put
Faith Where He Believed He
Had a Right.

James Wilson, the secretary OF agri7
culture, was discussing an antiquatedi
kind of farming.
at is about as profitable and logi-
cal" he said "as the weather reading
of Connecticut farmland used to
know.
This farmland claimed that he
could read the weather infallibly. On
a walk with me one afternoon frog
croaked, and he said:
1--WE will have clear weather for "a
hours. When a frog croaks in the
afternoon you may be sure OF "a hours
of sunshine.
1--WE walked on, and in 20 minutes
or so a heavy shower came up and we
we're both drenched to the skin.
"'You are a fine weather prophet
said |, as we hurried homeward
through the downpour. You ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
80, WE'LL said the farmland, the
frog lied. It's to blame, not me. Am
| responsible for the morals OF that
particular frog?"
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
CANDLES AGAIN IN USE.
Quantities Are Sold, and One May
Pick Up Pretty Candlesticks
for Small Price.

In this age of electricity and SO-cent
gas, think of 5000 and more ordinary
candles being sold in one day in a
shop in this city! And yet that oc-
Cured in this borough within the past
fortnight, and the sale of candles goes
on daily. The special point with re-
| gard to the candles SO much in de-
mand is that they are not the deco
rative kind, but the ordinary fat vari-
ETY., designed for service in the kitch-
en- or cellar, and if need be, for general
use in the country house.
1t is safe to say that since candles
ceased to be the star medium for artifi-
cial illumination they have never been
used SO much as at the present time.
For the country house they are con-
sidered Indispensable, and even in the
city house many chatelaine uses can
dies nightly in conjunction with more
modern forms of illumination.
The charm of the soft glow of can
dleligh. on the dining table is admit
ted even by the most persistent adj
mirer OF other methods of lighting for
other occasions. AS dinner table dec
orations, candles have tiourishe6 for
some decades, but 1t is not for deco
ratiye purposes that the majority OF
candles are purchased to-day.
1t would seem as If 10, Is or even
25-cent candlestick could not be much
of an affair, but the judicious shopper
knows that in glass the most artistic
holders are to be had at this price.
There are genuine bargains to be had
at 10 and Is cents exact copies OF
cut glass, and for ordinary use per-
forming the identical mission as the
stick that costs 10 to Is times the same
amount. These cheap holders are very
pretty, and, being easily kept clean,
they appeal to the hygienic no less
than the artistic sense of the average
householder For % cents there may
be had a beautiful little holder in
Flemish pottery in soft sea green col
oring, and for little more comes an
exquisite specimen of TeplitZ ware, de.
signed as candle holder. Then there
is Italian faience, which is somewhat
dearer, and, of course, If one cares to
mount the price list, almost any sum
can be spent on candlesticks.- Brook
Ign Eagle.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Banana Fritters.

Two eggs, half cupful of milk, two
fupfuls of flour, one and a half tea
spoontuls of sugar, one teaspoonful of
baking powder, and three ban mas
Separate the eggs. Beat TIE i! llks,
butter and sugar together u.,.l l.ght
Pour IN the milk. Beat the whites of
the eggs stiff; add them and tie .!our
alternately, portion at a time. When
all is used stir in the baking powder,
and lastly the bananas, cut into half
inch blocks. Drop by tablespoonfuls
into deep fat hot enough to smoke
Slightly. Cook three or four minutes
until delicate brown, turning once.
brain on paper and serve hot.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
The Thin gs We Eat.

Too much lleat is absolutely hurt
full to the body. Sailors on board of
ships get scurvy when their supply Of
vegetable food Is exhausted. The d.
gastive organs of the human body de-
mand vegetable food and if we don't
eat enough vegetables we pay for j.
dearly.
Nature gave us wheat, and in every
kernel of wheat nature has distrib
uted iron, starch, phosphorus, lime
sugar, salt and other elements neces.
sary to make bone, blood and muscle.
EGG-O-SEE is wheat scientifically
prepared. Cooked. and made into
crisp fakes, EGG.9-s EE goes into the
stomach rosv foc he digestive or
gans to COME 'uto life giving sub
stances witt - title effort
EGG-O-SEE qrs are a clean-eyed,
strong and happy lot. The proof of
pudding and the proof Of EGG-O-SEE
is in the eating EGG-O-SEE besides
being solid nourishment is most pal
atable. Every mouthful is a joy TO
the taste and direct benefit to your
health. A 10-cent package of EGG-O-
SEE contains ten liberal breakfasts.
Our friends advertise us. They eat
EGG O-SEE for a while. They grow
strong, They are well and happy and
thcv pass the good word along.
Next time you send to the grocer's
tell vour boy or girl to bring home
rachsge of EGG-O-SEE. Have your
children eat EGG-O-SEE. 1t is their
friend. They'll eat EGG-O-SEE when
nothing else will taste good.
You try EGG-O-SEE and you can
deduct the cost from your doctors
bills.
We send our book, Back to Nature"
free. It's good bookful of plain,
good, common sense. If you want
copy, address EGG-O-SEE Company,
10 First St., Quincy, III.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Broiied Chicken

SINCE, split down the back, clean
and wipe with damp cloth. Rub in.
side and out with little butter, then
sprinkle with salt and pepper. Arrange
on a creased wire broiler. Cook with
flesh side toward the fire at first
When scared hold a little farther
away from the fire. Turn occasional
ly on the skin side, but be careful, as
it readily scorches. A chicken weigh
ing two pounds and half will take
from Is to 20 minutes; If not well
done it will be tough. Transfer to a
platter and rub again with butter
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Rice with Dates

Cook cup of rice in a double boiler
with pint of milk and pint of water
until soft. Sweeten to taste and flavor
with vanilla. Use enough dates to
make a cupful and stew until tender
with quarter cup of sugar and one
cup of water. Set aside until cold:
!hen turn the rice in the center of a
dish and pour the dates around it. This
makes pleasing dessert served with
cream, or milk or sugar.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28

1t was a little, newly arrived sister
that nurse held in her arms, and sew.
en-year-old Robbie stood jealousy in
Specting her To his mind she looked
smaller and less attractive than any
little sister of the other boys that he
could remember, and he felt a keen
thrill Of disappointment, So he put
his hands deep in his pockets like
papa, wrinkled up his nose, and, re-
garding the new acquisition savagely.
said We'll, | call that pretty near
failure"
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Stuffed Raisins.

Select large, fine raisins, and split
them from end to end and remove the
seeds Make a filing of fondant by
beating together pulverized sugar and
The white of egg. Crush the kernels
Of pecans with rolling pin, and mix
in the fondant Fill the raisins with
he mixture, and press firmly together.
Roll in pulverized sugar, and if to be
kept for some time, wfsD tnAt,y in
paraffine paper.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28

To parboil chicken that is no long
er young and tender, put on in cold
water to more than cover, having
cleaned and washed the fowl; if very
tough put tablespoonful of bakinp
soda in the water and simmer slowl,
an hour; it should be tender enough
by that time to lift from the kettle.
cool and finish by, roasting in the
oven as usual. Boil the giulets in a
separate saucepan, haste the fowl
while roasting with the liquor in the
pot and make gravy of the rest. Add
salt and sliced onion to the water and
season.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
A Modest Order.

The Idle Rich One-Ya-as, I've de-
cided to go in for ballooning a bit,
so you may take my order.
Agent-What sort of balloon do you
wish?
The Idle Rich One-Why, to begin
with, you might furnish me with a
high-altitude balloon, a low-altitude
one, touring affair, and, say, run
about balloonette for town use
Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Building for the Future.

The pastor was looking at the plans
for the new church.
1T seems to me-" he said, 'the
downward slope of the floor from the
entrance doors to the chancel Is alto
gether too pronounced. Viewed from
the pulpit, the congregation will seem
to be sitting in tiers"
That's my wife's idea," explained
the architect. she says it will obvi-
ate the necessity of requesting the
women to take off their hats, and
more of them will come to church. >
Chicago Tribune
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
A Poor Plan.

Husband-So that new girl goes out
three nights week. I'll tell you how
to keep her in. Scare her. Tell her q
terrible fellow called Jack the Kisser
is prowling around, kissing every girl
he can catch.
Wife (doubtfully) - Well, don't
know my dear; was a young girl
once myself. I'm afraid she'd be out
every night.-N. Y Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28

The Garden of the Gods is a remark
able freak of nature partaking some
what more of the grand and imposing.
1t is a secluded spot, hemmed in by
great rocks stood up on edge and on
end They are some of the more
marked of the numerous evidences on
every fand of grand upheaval somo
time In the past Imagine tremendous
dat rocks, large enough to cover
quarter of an acre, standing up on
edge, $50 feet high, and you will have
some idea of what forms the chief
wonder of this garden.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Scattering Sentiment.

"Ah, the bugler!" exclaimed the
beautiful girl graduate. Doesn't it
always bring something to your mind
to here the call of the bugle?"
Yes" yawned the corpulent and I'M
romantic matron, sit always reminds
me that | have pair of scissors to
grind, and If | don't hurry the scis-
sors' grinder will get out of sight. -
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
The Fiancee's Dilemma.

A tear was on the fair girls cheek,
and wild, hunted look in her eyes.
What shall | do-oh, what shall
do?' she cried "Oh, this is awful,
and there remain only few minutes
to decide. Jack is going to call on me
tonight, and-and I've f-f-forgotten
which engagement ring is the one. he
g-g-gave mel" -Cleveland Leader.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28

Cornelius Vanderbilt, in the name Of
his father, and Alfred G., in the name
OF his mother, made application for
membership in the Rhode Island Sc
ciety of the Cincinnati as the repre-
sentative of the Vanderbilt family.
The society decided that Cornelius was
the proper representative and he was
elected with Is others.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28

There is report that the Standard
Oil Company is going to increase its
capital to $6OO,OOO,OOO Oh, well, that
is a mere matter of figures. People
lose their reckoning in the embarrass-
ment of hundreds of millions. There
are many who would have supposed
that the capital was that already.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
A Feline Blus.

Family Dog-Did The cook give you
a licking for eating up all of the whip,
ped cream.
Family Cat-No. 1t got all over
my whiskers and made me look as if
| was frothing at the mouth. She
thought was having fit and ran for
her life.--Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Its Provocative.

You are charged" said the police
justice, with violating the smoke ordi-
nance. What have you to say"
i have not violated any ordinance,
your honor" protested the accused.
MY factory has a smoky chimney, it
is true, but it has right to have it"
"cn what ground?"
Its a tobacco factory, your honor"
Chicago Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28

When Herbert Spencer was boy
his father sent him away from home
to school. The youngster became
homesick and with two shillings in
his pocket made his way home, over
l2O miles, in three days, walking most
of the way. He did As miles the first
day and AZ on the second. On the
third day friendly coach driver took
him most of the way for nothing.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Binks--Put on your hat, Jane, OF
you'll catch cold.-Punch.
Dnna A gain

Il bought your six best sellers "
said customer in the book store.
"Ah, indeed, replied the clerk,
with a smile; how did you like
them?"
We'll, / think you should abbrevi-
ate your advertisements"
What do you mean%'
why, make it the six best sells :"
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
GOOD JOKES
A Reasonable Theory.

How did Miss Dibbleson succeed in
getting rid of the hair that persisted
in growing on her upper lip? | was
noticing her yesterday, and the mus
tache that used to- disfigure her has
entirely disappeared.
Il don't know how she managed it.
Perhaps she tried some kind of hair
restorer on it."-Chicago Record-Her-
aid
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
Yes. WhnP

Mrs. Jimson punished little Johnny,
and as soon as little Johnny got one
hand free he handed mamma dear
biff in the jaw. We overheard the fol-
lowing conversation;
why Johnny Unison. how dare
you strike your mother?"
well, who began this scrap, I'd like
to know. "-Cleevland Leader.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-08-28
HOW TO LAND HIM IN A WEEK.

Moirday-Be pretty-smile once.
Tuesday-Be prettier-frown at him.
Wednesday-Be pensive-sigh once.
ThIrsday-Laugh at him.
Friday-Confess your love for him.
Saturday-Be "out. ="
Sunday-Accept him.