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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

A dispatch announces that on Thurs
day MI Bryan made eleven speeches
and appeared exhausted" This state
ment win be received with skepticism
by those who know Mr.. Bryan. 1t is
generally believed that he could make
four times eleven speeches without
showing signs of running dry.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

An Atchison county candidate viii
probably demand that a law be passed
prohibiting boys from doing mems
work on the farms. if he is elected.
This candidate was cat campaigning
me other day and saw a man plowing
rorne distance away. So he started
acress the pIowed ground, tore his
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
REF1ECTIoNs OF q BAcHELoR
TFron the New York Press.I

IFTom the New 4ofk PTess-
Warm weather raises the price of
ice. but 1t doesn't lower the price of
coal.
q When a girl makes up her mind to
marry man. his only chance to es-
cape it is to die
A good way for q man to settle
down is to have his family come home
from the summer vacation.
There would be some fun in build
ing a home If you had any idea what
IL was going to cost you
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

One can scarcely doubt, after reading
the boiler plate matter sent out by the
Republican state committee, that Colonel
Harris has always been a warm friend
of the railroads. That is probably the
reason why the railroads are so opposed
TO him now.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

trousers in getting through a fence,
and got in the mud in crossing a draw,
but he was looking for votes and bound
to get them. It would not have been
so bad had not the man turned out to
be a Young bow
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
4 HINT

The Philadelphia papers are demand
ing the moral regeneration of Atlantic
City. Atlantic City is what the people
who go there make it, and more people
go there from Philadelphia than from
any other place.@Houston Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Phil Campbell has written Vice Presi-
dent Fairbanks inviting him to make
some speeches in the Third district dur
ing this campaign. This viii be interpret
ed in two ways: Mr. Campbell is scared
and is calling for outside help, or he
feels SO safe hat he is willing to let
cen Mr.. Fairbanks speak in his dis
friof
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Here's another point for the Repub-
hcan orators. Notwithstanding all this
advancement that has been made BY
this region out here since Lieutenant
Pike and his party tramped over it a
hundred years ago. all Of it has been
made since the Republican party came
into power. Republic county wasn't
worth two cents an acre till the Repub-
lean party got to running things. Look
at 1t now What greater proof is
needed Of the benehcenee of the grand
old Darty2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Senator Bailey says that when he got
Texas to take the Waters Pierce oil
company back INTO its borders. he did
rot think 1t was connected with the
Standard. and he quotes a letter from
H. Clay Pierce to prove that he didn't
think so. And as Bailey was working
FOR Fl. Clay. what better authority
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29


Berhabs i'd ISIS pecaus I am inder-
esdded in der Welfare uf dis cidy und
dondt care so much aboudt Zion, but I
am giadt Parham ISIS dere unsteadt uf
here yet.
I dake ouf my chIppoo to Misder
Pike fer slzIdoopsing der Spoonyards
from der Kansas plains, but I be dod
CAST uf I can see anything strancne
aboudt hiss discofery uf Pixies Peak.
HOnesd, belief I could f1ndt anything
50 big es Pixies Peak uf I CHANGED 10
bass trough dot neighborhood-
Taft ISIS sore on Cooba,zpossiply pc
caus der blaze ISIS SO small i'd cramps
him.
Profusser Garriott. uf der q we'd
der chifonier, guessed dot We would
hat a peach Ut a storm dis week. He
made hiss guess alder der Gulf Coasd
vas under vasser, und dot much uf hiss
prophecy vas a skinch, but ven he
included dis coundry he lefd seferal
goot guesses in der hat.
Id sayss in der baper dot stems
landt veeped-' Bnd ven he got trough
Weeping all he wanted to ind looked
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
SENATOR BAILEY DIDN'T.

The HON Charles IOWne has an
nounced that he intends to retire from
congress and devote himself to max
ing money Things have come to a
pretty pass when a man has to leave
congress for that purpose.-Washing
ton Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

How glad the ice trust men must be
that the open season for them is about
over and that the grand juries will
soon go cunning for somebody else!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

The apple growers complain Of
shortage of barrels. If the apple grow
ers win just be patient they can get
the barrels that the politicians open to
run the campaign, after they are
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Speaking of foreigners and brotherly
kindness, note the fact that ". J.
Bailey is making speeches to help out
z. w Hoch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
A LOST 3DIsTINCTION.

When a mans spelling differs from
these days it is hard to tell
he is an illiterate or only
Louis Republic.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Considerable fus sis now being made
because the roast beef that the pack
ing houses sell is not roasted but only
steamed. Perhaps the packers think
the newsnapers have roasted it enough.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

How funny it must look to those
Cubans to have Taft tell them what to
do and then send for Funston to lick
them if they don't do it. Taft is three
times as big as Funston.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Spain could hardly be blamed for
chuckling If, while separating the bell
Iigerants in Cuba, Uncle Sam should
accfdentlly get a kick on the shins.=
Washington Post
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

1t has been just one hundred years
since Lieutenant Pike went up into Re
public county and hoisted the Stars
and stripes, after pulling down the
Spanish flag. There have been a num-
Der Of changes in Republic county
since then. and also several on the
stars and Stripes # Pike We're to
visit the spot today, aIeng with the TO-
GOO other people who are there, he
would scarcely recognize it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
The Goose Hanes IElgh.

John Taylor, a merchant in an Ohio
village, stood on the steps of his store
counting over a roll of bills. A goose
from a flock on the street few against
him and scattered the money. A tin
peddler helped him to gather up the
bills, but one of the value of $50 was
missing when they got through. Of
course the peddler had gobbled it. He
was given every. chance to hand over,
but he protested that he had not seen
the bill.
BY means of warrant and a con-
stable and a justice of the peace the
peddler was sent to jail for three
months, and everybody said that It
served him right. He alone registered
a kick over 1t. When Mr.. Tin Peddler
had served ten days of his sentence, a
boy in the village climbed a tree to get
at a sparrow's nest and found the miss
ing $40 bill woven into the nest. It had
blown away beyond search. and spar
row had picked it up to make soft
lining for the nest.
OF course, the peddler has been re-
leased and ample apologies rendered,
but the end is not yet. He proposes to
sue for damages, but it is not clear
whether to begin action against the
goose, the sparrow or the merchant. But
for the goose the money would not have
been distributed over half the village;
but for the sparrow the bill might have
red-headed man with a mole on his
chin the man would never have been
suspected. Taken all around, it is a
tangle that may bother the lawyers,
and meanwhile the sparrow twitters the
summer hours away, and the goose
that started the fuss hangs nigh and
will keep an eye on the case.-M- Quad.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Now that the Lera has come and
gone at Kansas City that town can al
most imagine itself a real seaport
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

We Judge from the reports that At
ianta has once more quit trying to &C
like Moscow and Odessa.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
FIT T,ER rF4r OYSTER NOW

7 Il III z TT = T = liz y 2 W
We shall now have to filter the oys-
ter The doctors have renewed their
warning that it is spreading typhoid
Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
MIGHT BE EXPECTED

Thams W. Alexander, the fugitive
cotton broker of Augusta, Ga, has been
caught in Pittsburg. Wasn't that just
Pittsburgs luck 2--Richmond News
Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Experts estimate that the annual
loss to crop values in this country
through the ravages Of insects is at
least $500, 600, 000.-Cincinnat En-
oufrer
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Evidently the reason the cuban Lib
erals are 50 called is because they want
somebody to be that way and cough
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

DR.. Parkhurst IS home from his va
cation IN Europe. and now Anthony
Comstock can take rest.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
FULL LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF THE ASSOCIATED 'RFSS.

Very likely Banker stensland does
not think much Of these homecoming
excursions.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Truth crushed to EARTH might rise
again, but once 1t is ''crusht," farewell,
sweetheart Charleston News and
Courier.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

You can nefer recognition a blessing
in disgust undiI der lid ISIS remoofed,
ind der sweet, smileful contents US
caDes- Yesterday vas-a dull, obressif,
clouty day undil der mayor uf Wichita
dropped in ind told yot model sin
less cidy he hadt down on der ragged
enge uf Oklyhoma. Den der clouds
lfded ind der sun schmiIed vonce midst
der peelings uf ticked-to- death LATTER
uf der multytood.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

I hat opser dot der guy vich ISIS
working fer a sellery hardly efer halls
dime to read der markets on Vail
streed' colum uf der noos baperss.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

I would RAIDER been a cotting-taiI
rabbit NIT a bog spawn in a car loadt
IF dogs, den a dollar in Zion Cidy nit
tree counterfeit Chesuschrists.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

aroundt for sympathy behaps he re-
membranced dot antique gag, pardt uf
vieh ISIS weep und you weep alone
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Alder long und solemn fought I hsf
came py der commissioning dot a cfr-
Gus attender would unchoy der show
besser uf der gang waited to strong
arm him f1fdy-skents fer a reserf seadt
undil after der f-faw-mance. Nc
YES?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
KANSAS CONAENT
rHE -CowARDLY uAsHERs.


A young woman in New York has
set an example which all decent peo-
pie would like to see the rest of her
sex follow.
She is a cashier in a restaurant. Re-
turning home from her work late at
night she was accosted by two men.
She gave no heed until one of them
made an insulting remark. In an in
slant she struck him a hard blow on
the head with the heavy metal han
Ole OF her umbrella. He fell and she
stood over him and rained blows on
him to the limit of her strength, heed
less Of his pleas for mercy. His COM
panlon came to his rescue but the girl
knocked him down also with her UNI
breIla. A policeman was attracted to
the scene by the cries of the men and
arrested them. One of them was so
badly cut on. the face and scalp that 1t
was necessary to send him to a hos
pital. A cash in the head of the other
was served up by a police surgeon. In
court both were heavily fined and the
young woman complimented for her
resolution and courage.
There Is no more despicable Great
ufe than the man who accosts unpro-
tected women on the streets. Unless
she has the nerve and strength the
New York girl exhibited the victim
feels helpless. Yet these providers sof
the night are a cowardIy crew. A cry
FOR help or a move to strike at them
VIII usually make them take to their
heels. A vigorous tongue lashing will
always cause them to cringe and stink
away. II women would remember
these things the ordeal of going about
at night unaccompanied would not
have SO many terrors for them
Wichita Eagle.
HOCHS MENTION OF CURTIS.
Governor Hoch for some reason gen
orally brings Charlie Curtis name into
his speech, telling the audience how
Curtis started years ago as a poor boy
and holding him up as an example.
Governor Hoch is being accused Of
doing this to help Mr.. Curtis sena-
torial candidacy. The governors
friends deny this and contend that he
is doing 1t merely because Curtis his
tory is inspiring. OF course we all
admit that Curtis started poor, but
they say he is no longer poor. Mr..
Hoch could find number of inspiring
examples in the careers of men who
entered public life poor, and who have
held their own, being yet poor. Then.
too, Mr.. Curtis has had an advantage
over the ordinary American born citi-
zen. He has been all his life, and is
yet, a ward of the government. Most
poor boys have to get a start, Mr. Cur
tbs would never have come to want.
He belongs to the race over which the
United States government has spread
blanket of protection. If Mr.. Curtis
had not done a days work in all his
life. the property given him by the
United States government because he
is q red man would have kept him in
comfort all the days of his existence.
Ottawa Herald.
UNCLE JOE AND THE BEE.
The presidential bee is not singing
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

UNCLE JOE AND THE BEE.
The presidential bee is not singing
Uncle Joe Cannon now, but Uuncle Joe
knows man who probably wouldn't
run the bee into a corner and maltreat
it if it bid buzz some.@Ottawa Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Dick Hayden iss nice Teller, but We
may gadder from resuldts dot hiss
jubilee courdt would be more success
fitness uf he used fewer softbofled
words ind poys' amoosmendt clubs
ind more hard boiled rocks ind
damp-ellum clubs.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Down by Cherigia dey hat changed
der words uf der mortal Doed so dey
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29
A sATURDAY sERMON.

Why beholdest thou the mote that is in
thy brothers. eye. but considerest not the
beam that is in thine own eyer
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

However, we will all probably con-
tinue 10 try to dust the notes out of
other peoples eyes while our own are
full Of beams that are regular briage
timbers. If nobody but those abso-
lutely without faults cast the first
stones. there would be mighty little
rock-throwing in the world. but if
each one would pull a few beams out
of his own eyes before going after the
mote that is botherlng somebody else.
there would be a vast improvement.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

read 50: "A coon's a coon, fer a
that"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-09-29

Taft ISIS sore on Cooba,zpossiply pc
caus der blaze ISIS SO small i'd cramps
him
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-15

RAILWAY OPERATORS
TO MEET IN DENVER
Important Matters Scheduled
For Discussion at
Conference.
Special to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
OGDEN, Aug. 14-General Manager
Mohler Of the Union Pacific, General
Manager O'Brien of the oregon Railway
and Navigation. General Superintendent
e. Buckingham OF the Oregon Short
Line. General Superintendent Ware of
the coast division. Superintendent T.
G. Manson OF the Salt Lake division. and
Superintendent Palmer Of the coast di-
vision, will meet In Denver on August
is In a convention OF general and d.
vision officers, Mr.. Buckingham and
Mr.. Manson. accompanied by Mrs. Man
son, and the chief signal offlcer OF the
Southern Pacific. left here on No. Of
the Union Pacific last night.
This conference OF operating officers
TENS. 1t Is for the purpose of en-
larging and adopting the new rules for
the operation of trains, a uniform signal
code, improved forms and methods In
train orders. These rules and new
regulations have the general object In
view Of providing a greater safety against
accidents. and to attain q greater, or a
maximum, speed with safety.
This conference is the outcome of the
meeting held In Mr.. Bucklnghams Office
In Salt Lake nine days ago, when the
proposed new rules were gone over and
revised by division officers and train
masters. The Denver conference is 10
ratify the rules adopted, or TO make
further revision, IL necessary and then
to establish uniform rules and signals
for the operation OF trains on all the
Hartman lines.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-15

importance 10 the pharmacists Of Utah
were discussed.
At II o'clock this forenoon the busi-
moss session was called TO order anc
addresses OF welcome were made by
President T. u. Carr and S, w. Badcom.
Responses were made by r. ]. Hill and
3 r. Ritter. number OF other formal
addresses were made and some papers on
important subjects to the profession were
read.
This evening in the dIning-room of the
Hermitage a grand banquet was served
to the assembled pharmacists and their
guests. T. H. Carr and s. w. Badcom al
ternated as toastmastels, The pill
rollers had the time OF their lives and
forgot business in the Joy of the occa
sion. There were 125. not including many
ladies, who sat at the banquet, Later a
grand ball was given In the old log
pavilion.
Nearly all Of the visitors and the Og-
den people remained at the Hermitage
tonight and a second days session will
be held on Wednesday, at which num-
Der Of very important papers will be
presented and much business will be
accomplished. After the business ses-
sion all of the visitors and the local
people will drive up to the Oaks, where
another banquet will be served in the
evening, TO be followed by a concert and
another dance,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-15
Brief Mention.
pecial to Tho Tribune.

6peCiaI TO lHo lTlDunc-
OGDEN, Aug, 14,-Kenneth G. Kerr,
travelling passenger agent OF the Salt
Lake Route. went to Evanston last night.
and will later go over the Rio Grande
on business for his line
Robert Baxter, O swltchman OF the
Ogden Union railway had two fingers
badly crushed while coupling No. 10
of the Oregon Short Line last even
Ing. He was removed to the hospital
and his injuries dressed.
L. c. Murphy, deputy supreme presi-
dent OF the Fraternal Brotherhood, with
headquarters in Salt Lake, was here this
evening, and attended the regular lodge
meeting and the initiation of new candi-
dates. His organization goes in for the
highest grado of fraternal insurance.
The Paine G. Hurst company today
fled articles Of incorporation, the capital
stock being S50,0o0, divided into the same
number of shares. The company is now
making some substantial additions to
tho Spargo building on Washington
avenue, and Is increasing It's space and
its business.
A marriage license was Issued today
to Peter Jensen. 81. and Miss Pearl
Doveuer IS. OF Salt Lake.
Mrs. D, ]. Malone. wife OF Master Me-
chnnic d. ], Malone of the Southern
Pacific, and her sister, MISS Maggie Gill
more, returned to Ogden today after
visit with friends in Salt Lake. and are
now at home on Adams avenue.
Trainmaster E. N. Dotsford of the
Union Pacific at Evanston was down
from his headquarters today, and went
to Salt Lake this afternoon on a visit.
Joseph Barker OF Huntsville, who owns
one of the biggest private fish hatcheries
in the mountain country, received yes
terday 100000 trout fry from the Anne
thyst fish hatchery IN Colorado. The
eggs were planted In his hatchery In
Ogden valley.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-15
WILL PUSH ROAD
THROUGH CANYON
n. G. Flygare Talks of Ogden
Rapid Transit Company's
Plans.
HERMITAGE is OBJECTIVE
BY THANKSGIVING DAY
Intention Is to Build on North
Side of River Entire
Distance.
Special to Tho Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
OGDEN, Aug, H-The announcement
was made today by N. G. Flygare, super
intendent OF the Ogden Rapid Transit
company. that the line OF that company,
which has recently been extended to the
mouth of Ogden canyon, will be ex-
tended into the canyon this year and
that IT Is the intention to send 1t through
to the Hermitage, at least, before
Thanksgiving day. and ultimately through
to Ogden valley.
Mr. Flygare explained that the extern
sion Of the line to the Sanitarium at the
mouth Of Ogden canyon had been SO
profitable that the further extension had
been amply justified, and that, In addi-
tion, the strategic conditions OF occupy
Ing the canyon made the construction
necessary,
The directors have not yet formally
authorized this construction, though
they have agreed to 1t and have urged
1t, but as soon as Mr.. Eccles returns
| from Oregon a meeting will be held and
the work will start.
Survey Gone Over.
Mr.. Flygare has but recently gone over
the survey through Ogden canyon which
| was accepted by the management, and
has modified 1t to some extent. His new
! plans now show that 1t Will not be neces
| sary In any instance TO cross the Can
yon road. The original survey necessi-
tinted the crossing Of the road and back
| again just inside the canyon, but Mr.,
| Flygare says that this can now be
avoided and the line can be built with
out touching the road
The purpose Is to construct 1t all
| through on the north side Of the river
and to put In retaining walls and steel
spans In such localitios as Will not
permit the railroad to hug the precipit-
GUS cliffs.
The extension OF this line will be tho
means OF making tho resorts Of Ogden
canyon the most popular mountain resort
in Western America, and Will bring thou
sands OF tourists to ogden.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-08-15
OGDEN PEOPLE IN EARNEST.
They Are Determined to Do Their Part
to Bring Cup Back.

Special TO Tho Tribune,
OGDEN, Aug. H.-Presldent John Pin
gree Of the Weber club having taken up
the matter Of an exhibit Of fruit from
Utah that will bring the Clark cup back
To this State, has appointed A. L. Brewer
as chairman and b. G, Dlackman and
W. j. Shcaly as a committee TO get the
horticulturlst5 Of Weber county inter
ested In the project and to urge on them
TO get the best products and specimens
for tho Boise exhibit. when the horticul-
turists vii have the chance to show
Just what Utah fruits are and how they
are grown.
The Weber county exhibits cannot be
obtained without the expenditure of
money, but the sum that Weber county
has TO contribute has now been guaran-
teed, and. in fact. is about raised, and
Weber county and Utah will be there
In the contest.
Mr.. Pingree stated today that II the
Utah horticulturists will make the cf-
fort and Will furnish the exhibit, the
Clark cup will come to Utah, and the
best advertisement the State ever re-
ceiyed as fruit producer will have
been obtained.