Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-17
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She-Am | the first girl you ever
kissed? He-Why, do l go about 10
like an amateur?-Ex.
Teacher Tommy, what is the name
of the largest known diamond? Tommy
The ace. Cleveland Leader.
IIe-Did you know had become an
actor? She-No. All / heard was
that You had gone on the stage
Judge.
How many stops has that organ you
bought your daughter?" "Five-break.
fast dinner, tea, supper and bed r..
Judge.
Beulah-Why do you call ii double
elopement? Alma-Ile first ran away
with her and then with her money.
Town Topics.
knicker Jones and his wife are
singing the "Marseillaise." Booker
Yes; they are bracing up to discharge
The cook. Harpcr's Bazaar.
Maude-Oh dear. dread the
thought Of my thrtieth birthday. Clara
Why, supposed you had forgotten
ii long go.--Chicago Daily News.
Il think Mrs Newcome is so sweet.
Don't you? You can read her char
acter in her face" Yes IL YOU read
between the lines. - TIarper's Bazaar.
The ragged heroine Merciful heav-
ems am perishing from the coldt
Voice from the gallery Sweep up ds
SnoW-storm an make bonfire Puck.
How do YOU like your government
position I'm greatly disappointed.
have to work as hard To fiji the piace
is did to get it, Washington Star.
Minnie want Co introduce You to
a young lady a very nice young lady
and she's worth her weight in gold.
Bob stout girl, | hope. New Yorker.
You say your late uncle was an &C.
centric old fellow. DO you think he
was insane Il don't know the win
hasn't been read yet cleveland Lead
or
We'll, this is put up job. MI right"
said thc man, as he struggled under
his wtfcs direction, to hang the pie
lures on the parlor wall. Somerylllo
Journal
lie-Do you think blondes have more
admirers than brunettcs? She--I don't
know, You migM ask Miss Turner
She has had experiences In both capa-
cities. New Yorker
Have you much room in your new
tlat"' Room Mercy me. | should
think not. Why, our kitchen aud din.
ing room are SO small that we have to
use condensed milk. -" Puck
The professor Undoubtedly mar
bile statue Is the best way Of perpet-
uating memory. The sweet girl
oh, | don't know. | always lie a knot
In my pocket handkerchief Pick Me-
Up.
THAT man Fcwscads is right
wealthy. isn't heT ''Why no. How
came you Ia thinl, sof' Il understand
he has All automobile, ana that he has
been operated oil for appendicitis
Dallas News.
Rural aunt Gracious why docSn'e
some one tell that pretty girl over there
that her hair Is musscd up and needs
combingf city niece Sh aunty that
Il the fashionable automobile tousle.'N
Chicago News
The upperhatter's wife (brcatheSs-
ly)-Dear, I've II piece Of news for y0u.
The flute player across the hall is
dead The upper tlatter tpeadlngly)f
Please don't make me laugh my lips
are so chappcd. Judge,
General traffic manager So forty
were killed In the wreck? We must
fix the responsibility. superintendent
Of rebates Hadn't we better fix Tho
roadbcd? President All will he we'll
If We fix the legislature, Smart Set
An elephant must he "A pretty ex-
pensive animal Yes. | wish I had
enough money to buy one What
do you want with an ELEPHANT L
don't ! merely expressed wish for
the money" Philadelphia PUBLIC
Ledger
Here, Willie cried The boys
father. you mustn't behave that way.
Everybody will be calling you little
glutton. no You know what that is?'
II suppose" replied Willie. it's = bIs
gluiton'S little boy Philadelphia
Press
Elsie So you consider him mislead-
ing and disappointing: Why: Edle--
Well. he had me ON tcntcr.hooks lass
night in expectation that he was going
- ask me to 90 to tn" theater. Elsie
And didn't he: Edie..N No he only
asked me to marry him Tit Bits.
Waiter do you mean to say this -
the steak ! ordered Yes, sah.1
This looks like the same steak the
gentleman across the table refused TO
eat few minutes ago Yes. sahs
we always tries II three times befor9