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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
TIE VALUE OF CHARCOAL.
Few People Know How Useful it is ir
 Preserving Health and Beauty.

EH&4V PG0UiG AnOW HOW Useful tf IS nE
 Preserving Health and Beauty.
 Nearly everybody knows that char coal is the safest and most efficient distnfectant and purifier in nature, but few realize It's value when taken in to the human system for the same cleans ing purpose.
 Charcoal is remedy that the more syot take of 1t the better: it Is not a drug at all. but simply absorbs the Mases and impurities always present fri the stomach and intestines and car ries then I out ,ans oI tne sySse ySs Breath ...r smoking. drinking or after eating onions or other odorous vegetables.
 Charcoal enectually clears and i'm proves the complexion. 1t whltens the teeth and further acts as natural and efnInently safe cathartic,
 IL absorbs the Injurious gases which callect in the stomach and bowels; 1t d5sinfeets the mouth and throat from the poison of catarrh.
 Ali druggists sell charcoal in one form or, another, nut psooapply the best fn stuart's Charcoal Lozenges they are composed of the finest powdered Will low charcoal, ana other harmless anti septics in tablet form or rather in the form of large, pleasant tasting log eTiges the charcoal being mixed with
 The daily use of these lozenges will soon tell in a much improved condition og the general health. better complex ion. sweeter breath and purer blood and the beauty of it is that no possible harm can result from their continued siee. but on the contrary. great ben eft.
 A Buffalo physician in speaking of tf~ benehts Of charcoal says T ad- syfSe sfuart's Charcoal Lozenges to all watients suffering from gas in stomach and bowels, and to clear the complex ion and purify the breath, mouth and throat; also bel eve the liver is great iy benefited by the daily use of them; they cost but twenty-five cents @ box af drug stores, and although in some sense patent preparation. yet l believe | get more and better charcoal in Stu arf's Charcoal LozengeS than In any Of the ordinary charcoal tablets"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
THE OPENING OF A LILY.

There are comparatively rare instances in which the motions of plants, such as the opening of buds into blossoms. occur with sufficient rapidity to be observed during a single brief period of watching. Mrs, Henry Cooper Eggar in her description of an 1n- dian garden tells of species of lily, Crinum augustun. which opens with uncommon swiftness. so that she thinks it would be an admirable object for representation by kinetosoopic photography. Just after a shower of rain in the evening she saw the pink striped buds of one of these lilies. each about four inches long, on the point of open ing. Passing the plant shortly afterward, she was surprised to find the blossoms wide open and in twenty minutes more the petals had curved themselves backward like a rams horns. In hour the petals hal swept over an arc of at least eight or nine inches
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
nnrId R. Hill FniIlng.

Friends of David B. Hill in Albans were shocked at hls appearance when he visited that city to attend the Pat rick hearing. He is still suffering from the cold which he contracted some time ago, coughs frequently and is quIth short of breath. The eX-Seuator's face shows deep lines and his mustache IS almost white. Wrapped carefully in heavy fur robes. he hurried from and to his carriage. his attendant watching him closely as a nurse Mir. Hill is ex- periencing trouble with his eyes, and he intends to stop all work until his present condition has been improved greatly.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
s apt to be the little rift within the

is apt t6 be the little rift within the lute
 It is well to have standards, and to aspire to excellence, but 1t is not worth while to be worn to shreads and reduc- ed to nervous exhaustion in the process. Aunt Caroline returned tn her little cottage in The noun tains, stronger and cheerier for her Eastern trip, but she was not in the least sur prised when after awhile Jeanie wrote her saying, You were right about our having too many beautiful articles to look after, but you were wrong abour Tom He is more of an angel than ever"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
wHAT HE WOULD GIVE HER.

very loquacious lady asked friend what position he would give her were she man.
 I'd make you superintendent Of a deaf and dumb asylum" was the re- ply.
 Why"
 Because either the inmates would learn to talk or you to keep silent
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
Alabama Charter Chapter.

The regular monthly meeting for January of the Charter Chapter was held with the President, Mrs. NJ. r. Beck, and falling on Lees birthday an appropriate program was prepared for the afternoon. The usual routine of business was taken up, including a re- port from the President of all mem bers who have paid their annual dues for 1906.
 A dainty lunch was served by our charming hostess. Mrs. J. T. Beck, when we adjourned to meet with Mrs. J. M. Bonner on the third Wednesday in February, 3 o'clock p. m. On that occasion Dr. J A. Thompson, who was a soldier under Forrest for the four years of the war, being thrice wound ed, will give us some "reminiscences of his old army life which will be of great interest to our Chapter
 A Member.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04

senor Don Felipe Pardo, ;ha new Minister from Peru. is brother of the President of that country and his ap- pointment is taken as an indicator Of th6 necessity of having at Washington an able representative,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
THE EVILS OF
 CONSTIPATION.
Everyone Knows When He is Consti- pated and Everyone Should Know the Risk He is Running When He Fails to Promptly
 Correct it.
Any Disease Epidemic or Otherwise to Which He or She May be Exposed
 Is Sure to Result Seriously.

There are two ways to remove consti- patton; the wrong way is to drench the bowels with powerful, gripping, irastiy cathartic that injures the coating of the bowel channels and produces an early return of the trouble in a more chronic form. The right way is to use a natural, easy.and mild laxative that tones up and strengthens the bowels and leaves a healthful influence behind it. Prickly Ash Bitters will empty the bowels just as thoroughly as the harsher cathartics, and combines all the tonic and strength ening properties necessary to perms- nently cure the habit.
 Accept no substitute. Insist on having
 the genuine Priclzly Ash Bitters with the
 large hguzeS in red on the front label. Sold Everywhere, Price SI.OO.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04

The progressive farmer is alive to his own interest and uses nothing but DAYBREAK FERTILIZERS and Acid Phosphates.
 su-tu-frI-wk Marks & Gayle.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
United Daughters
 0 1he Confectionery

Unitea Daughters of the confederaey
 Editor. Mrs. Harvey E Jones .Stat' Historian. Spring Hill Mobile coup- ty. Alabama
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04

of the Cradle Chapter on January 2s at the Library. some unfinished bust ness of the previous meeting was dis posed Of. 1t had become necessary to elect another Recording Secretary, as Mrs Ls c. Strong, for good reason, , was compelled to decline the office. Mrs. Kate Watts Collins was imme- diately elected to fill the place. mem bers present recalling the I beautiful minutes she had kept for the Chapter some years ago. Mrs. Morris was made her able assistant.
 Mrs. DurrAwas elected Director She afterward conferred written proxy on the President to represent the Chapter at the Board meeting on the 18th and 26th of January. It was decided for the future to adopt the original date of n1eeting-first Wednesday afternoon of each month at the Carnegie Library, with the exception that the February meeting would be held with the Pres ident ar her home at SIS Adams Ave- hue.
 After the discussion of some minor questions the meeting was adjourned.
 Mrs J. M Carmichael
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
Fi0urishing Chapter of the Children
 of the Confederacy.

Tuscaloosa Times-Gazette of January
 21, 1906.
 In pursuance of call issued by the acting president of the U. D.. C., 6 number of young girls met at the home of Mrs. Ellen Peter Bryce yesterday afternoon and organized local chap ter of the Children of the Confederacy. This Chapter will be as an auxiliary to the R. E. Rodes Chapter of the U. D. C., the worthy object of these or- ganizations of young people being that
 the chilren of the South may be taught
 and deeds of their Confederate anees- tors.
 The meeting yesterday was extreme ly interesting. There were twenty-six charter members who adopted the
 State constitution and elected the fol- lowing officers: @ President, Louise Maxwell; Vice President, Stella Palmer; Recording Secretary, Mary Jones; Corresponding Secretary, Clare Abercrombie: Treas
 urer, Louise Dugger; Historian, Lucille Hester. s-. The name selected Is a very happy one Ellen Peter Bryce, the chapter honor ing ftsseif greatly in thus honoring one whose loyalty to the cause of the Confectionery and whose enthusiasm in preserving the traditions and meno-
 ries of the men who wore the gray is
 a glowing example for all Southern wo- men. The suggestion of this name came from Mrs Mary G. Pickens, of Greensboro, the State. Director, and
 Mrs. T. W. Palmer proposed it st the meeting.
 Meetings of this new chapter are to
 be held the first Saturday afternoon in each month at the homes of the
 members. The first regular meeting will take place at the home of the president, Louise maxwell, on Febru- ary 3, The dues were fixed at ten cents year
 The meeting yesterday was made additionally enjoyable by the serving of delicious frozen charlotte russe, cakes, bon bons, etc.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04
Our Fallen Heree!

Our Fallen Heroea The nanner of their death was the erowning glory Of their lives. --Jef- ferson Davia
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04

But there are deeds which should
 not pass away. And names that must not wither."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-02-04

At called meeting of the members
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
De ROJESWENSKY

El encargado de Negocios de 10
Embaiada rusa, he pedido o6cialmsn
te 81 Goblerno ruso, por conducto del
Ministerio de Estado, una explicaci6n
formal dc las declarsciones del Almi-
rante RoiestwsnIky, relativas & que
la escuadra ipglesa hubiera acAbsdo
con 10 rusa 81 los isponeseS no hubis.
ran triunfado en- el combate del Mar
del Jsp6n.
En- el Ministsrio de Relacionel
Exteriores anticipate que Rusia de-
sautorizsra, rechazandolaI, las decla
rscioneS contenidas en- la cartA de
Almirsnte Roieslwsnsky, sobre Ia par
ticipsci6n que estaba dispuesta Ii
Gran Bretafia & tomsr en- el combat
del mar del Jap6n.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
UN PRINCIPE INDIO

Uno de loa personsjes mas intsre-
santes de los vistsdoS en- ls India por
Principe de G sles, 10 es el Mahsrsi iah
de Kolhapur.
Dicho principe indio es alto, de
hnsS fseciones, hombre de pepe,rRci6n
y de inteligsncia profunds. Habla ell
ingles perfsctamsnte.
Es, en- ls Iudis, uno de les sports
men mas Ssgsces 8 intrepidos. En-
cierta ocssi6p, perIiguiendo { w ia-
bali, Sc msti6, sin rspsroS, en- un ric
crecido; > en- NADIA eSiuvo que So aho'
CARA.
Su diversion favorita es domAl
eAhAlloS para silla, 10 que { vsces rec
liEA en- stesmss de dos, cinco J siete
Cuenisse de 81, que una vsE hlEC
un resorrido 1 sEballo, de 10 mlllaI
en- nusve horas, ipsluysndo les para
idal
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
MAS ADHES|ONES
San Lorenzo, Eusro l6 de 1905.

San Lorenzo, Enero l6 de 1905.
Sr. Director de LA DEMocRAcIA.
Militkbamos On el partido rspu.
blicano. Las Gltimas actitudss adop-
tadaa por el Comiie T rritorial nos
convencen de que, como pAtriotas, no
eabsmos en- 81. Y vsnimos & declarar
nuestra hliael6n espontanea en- el par.
lido Unionista, que responde me jor q
los sentimisntos J & las idsas que nos
gafAn en- polfticA.
Francisco Flores, Bsrrlo del Qle.
mAdo Mercsd Santiago, Juan Villa
fans, Marce'o Y lIafAHs, LsSndro Ri.
vera y Martlu CArraIqulllo Reyes
puebl, Raimundo Conce pci6p, Julian
Cor 1lsE, Agaplto Cont eras, Avelino
LAureAno, Limo Rodriguez, /: Felipe
Serrano y SilveStrs MssA-barrio
Quebrsda- honda; Manuel Cos Msrtl-
nes jose Montafez -barrio Caya-
guss; EseolAstico Ramirez J Juan
Rodriguez -bsrrio Fl, rids; SllVano
Delgsdo- -barrio Jsgusl; Pedro Ri
vera a-barrio Qlehrads; Rsn6n Ca
rraIquilIo bArrio CeTro-gordo; Ezs.
quiel Reyes -bArrio Halo; Ines Rsyss
-barrio FloridA.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
EXPED|C|ON POLAR

De Tronshism, Noruegs, 90 han
reclbido noticias on sl Ministerio do
Marina, sobrs ls tx oedici6n polar do
Baldwin.
Un pescador prccsdsnts de un %.
serio que % encuentrA { cineo millas
do Vadso, hAll6 una botella hotante.
Abisfta por 10 autoridad do Marina
correspondents, vi6se que eontsnfs
I'm mennsis fschado el 10 dc JUNO de
1902, { los SOP 81 do latltud norts ,
$50 40' de latitud Ests. Eatabs diri.
gido al C6nsulado Eamericsno que ~
encontrara mas iamediAto al lugar or
que fusra eucontrado.
DeciA 81 despacho que 10 shabiaE
hscho grandss dsp6sitos On ls costt
de sRudolt Lsnd', y organizAdo ex
pediciopeI de trineos.
Ahadfase que para sl Museo Ne
eional habia - rsservada una graz
collection de ouriosidades, asf eoml
iotc geafAs de 10 cabafia de Nsnsen
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
ENTIRE ACORAzADQS
Accidente ocurrid0 q variOs
colosos, de Ia marina
americana.
EN- STATEN ISLAND
En- un canal. -Barcos emba.
rrancados. .-Maniobras de
salvamento. - Averiae.

Los grandss acorazsdos sKentuc-
ky,s <Kesrsargs, y <Alabamss que
forman parts dc la escuadra del At.
l6ntico, y los tres fresquecitos de ha-
berse compuesto y pintado en- el ar
ssnal de- Brot k 'yn, sAlfan sl donin-
90 para Hampton Roads, costas de
Virginia, dsb.endo partlcIpar en- las
mAniobras nsvaleI de invierno en
ssuas do Sur. Frsnte & Staten Island
60 lou unieron los acorszados eMsines
arbolando 10 insignis del contrslm-
rAnts Evans, q sIllinois, Constitufsn
In nor dc la marina americans; Gin.
co titanes, capaces de hacer ftente &
10 que % pressntsse. Gel Maine, SO.
fsl6: -"Sigan & 10 cspitana.s
Uno tras otro, 400 yardas do
inter medic, tomaron el canal para 80.
lir del puerto. Era como q medic dia
y hors de refuio. Los buques lleva-
ban m6quina para dcce nudos; psro
la corriente del reAuio lea aumentaba
unos dos nudos. & tempo que un wen.
tecillo del oeste les daba cierta inoli.
naci6n hacia babor, echandoles mts
| de 10 conveniente q 10 orilla izquier-
d. del canal, que es POGO profunda y
muy fangosa. Por 10 demas, Ell canal
90 bastante ancho y estsbs del todo
expedite. FL tempo no podia ser mas
, claro.
El <Mains, pas6 oil canal; pero el
sKsntuekys, que le seguis, embarran-
c6 de improviso. El sKssrsargs,, que
segufa 81 <Ksnsuckys, vi6 que le serfa
imposible entrar sin embestir & este,
v para evitarlo di6 una virada repen.
tina 6 babor y tsmbl6n embarranc6
El <Alabama,, que era el cuarto
de 10 formation, advirti6 el percancs
ocurrido & sus compafisros, y para
que no le pasase otro tapto, de 10 que
estaba muy pr6ximo, intent6 una vi
rads rApida 6 estribor. Logr6 pAsAr
sin rozar Al sKearsages, que 20 90
habfA metido mucho hacia 10 orilla
psro oil sKentuckys, que eitaba mas
afuers, le embisti6 por eItribor, eau
sAndole sverfas que, sin duds alguus,
10 impsdirAu ir & las msniobrss de
invierno. Por una grandfsima ca
sualidad, el <Alabamas no l!evabA ya
el andar de IA nudos al embsstlr, que
si 10 llevara, sllf habrfs sido Trcys.
El tAlsbsms,s, gus arbolsbs Ia
; insignia del contralm rante Davis, je
fe de una division, qued6 POGO ave
riado, y el sKsarssges sup6nese que
NADIA. Ell eIllinoias paso ain novsdad,
como el <Maine.,
De toda la fae-zs, el dnico que
llsvsba prGctjeo era el sMains,s y nl
sstA precauci6n 90 considerable nece-
sAria, tsniendo On cuenta 10 conoc!dc
que o. el canal. Es probable que o.
ordene una investigation, pues paree'
impossible que GO hsya producido Sc
meiante aecidente sin algda descuido
Tambien hsy probabiIidades de gu,
las maniobsas sufrSn algunA demora
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
NOTA De PARIS
As0ciaciones anti
jefes secialistas que lac
apoyan.
DESPRENDIMlENTO
Auxllio monetario 4 los revo.
luclonarlos rusos. -Palabras
de Jaures.
DESPRENDIMlENTO

Con 10 rspidez que ersesn los
hongos, estGn surgisndo on Paris les
asociacionss anti czaristas, bsio los
auspicios do los leaders del psrtido 30
cialists: Jaur6s, Marcel Ssmbat,
Valiant, Franais do Prsssssues. Dc
ieante y Allsmaze. I'll Gohisrno fran.
cei esta pasando con elias grandss
mortifcacionss, dssde sl monsnso en-
que 10 intsresa mantensr las rslscio
mes mas cordialss con sl del Gear, 10
cafda del cual Ireprsaensarfa para .sl
pueblo frances 10 perdida do algunos
millonos de frances.
Hasense todos los esfusrzos ina
ginables, CON muy poco 6xito Dor
cierto, para impedir que los simpati-
zadores do los revo'uclonarios rusos
prestsn apoyo activo & 10 causa do
los mlsmos.
Despu6s de todo, oil frances no %
apsgado al dinero; nunca el dinsro
hs sido sl principal objeto, on la vi.
do, del pueblo frances; el amor & ID
libsrtAd ha sido siempre ON 81 mucho
mas fuerte, y ain aquellos que tisnsu
valores rusos, que tai vez pudierau
ser rechszados por un nuevo gobisr
no radicalmente distinto al que aho-
70 existe, syudan cen dinero & loi
campeones do 10 libsrtad do Russia,
M Jaur6s, en- un smasa meeting,
celebrado hace poco.en el Eliseo d,
Nontmartre, ,decfa:
-<Folgura ell rayo en- las alturas
rstumba sl trueno; seguira rssonsndt
hasta que TODD 10 que en- Russia reeusr
do 10 autocracis, Quede hundido On o
polvo.
i sEs verdaderamente admirable |,
revolution en- aquel pals, y cuent,
con nuestrs simpatfas mas vehsmen
tes. Habr& dc aervir de gran alient,
q nuestros cRmaradss dc Rusis, q
saber que todos los hombres libres le
honran y les admiran.
Il sLa ravoluci6n rusa tlene carac
D Ter International, y por tai motive
, no debsmos supplements syudarls
) sino mostrarnos pre- fundamsnte ipts
ressdos en- ella. La liberaci6n d.
pueblo russo, signifcarG 10 libsrsci6
, del mundo sntero dc una vergonzos
ssrvidumbre. Los obreros dc toda
! las naciones oraremos por sl 6xito d
1 ellos.
<El triupfo de los ideAles rsvolv
{ cionarios rusos signiacsrfs, no s6l
4 10 caida del CEarismo, sioo tambit
. 10 caida do lA autocracia social on X
!. do 10 irmensa extension dol mundo
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
RESTAURANT AUTOMOVIL

I'm tondistA dc Pisa hs mandado
conStruir tres grandes automobiles,
divididos sn dos sompArIimenios, 90
Gina , eomedor.
Los visisroS rseorrerG psisaisa
pintorsscos misnIrAI IsboreAn Sucu,
lsuloI alpusgHoL
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
DESDE BARRANQU|TAS
Servicio poIieiaco. Captura
de un pr6fuqo condenado
4 6 meses de prisi6h.
OTRA BUENA PRESA
OTRA BUENA PRESA
Sorpresa de juegos prohibi-
dos. : APPLAUSE a Caparros.
-Censuras 4 Gonzalez.

klsero 1S.-Por Ia fuerZa de 10 po.
lIcfa insular del sub pussto de este
pueblo vienen prestaudose en- 10 &C.
tualidad importauifsimos ssrvicios,
tales como 10 captura del pr6fugo
Justo Cartagsna alias <Pinto,, vsrifi-
csds en- 10 ma iians del die diez y seis
del actual por el gusrdia encargado
del sub.puesto, Manuel Caparr6s.
Dicho individuo sstaba sentencia
do por 10 Corte municipal do Barros
q seis meaes dc arresto por el delitc
de acometimiento y aggression con arma
mortffera, y SO fug6 del dep6aito mu-
nioipal Dc dieho pueblo hace disz me.
ses, habiendo resultado infructuosas
todas las diligencias que 80 hicieran
para au captura, hasta 10 mai ana del
dfa diezy y seis, en- que logr6 atrapar-
10 el citado guardla Caparr6s.
-En 10 nochs del ounce tambi6n
fue capturado por el policfa Liberato
Irizsrry, el pr6fugo Juan Tomas Avi.
l6s alias el Tuerto, terror de los GALL.
neros. Este individuo hacia tempo
venia cometiendo sus fechorfas por los
barrios dc <Csfiab6n, sBarrancas,
y desde que el guArdia Caparr6s u
hizo cargo de este sub-puesto. ls ssta
bleci6 acecho en- regla para su captu
ra; pero siempre consegufa evsdirst
de ID persecution dc que era objsto
En la noche citada tuvo conocimientt
el guardia Iriz srry de que el Aviles 0,
encontraba en- el barrio de <Palmari
tor, jurisdiction del Corozal, salisnd(
enseguida en- 81 persecution lograndt
capturarlo On el sitio conocido por 60
Plcos, gracias q Ia syuda que le pres.
taron varios vecinos del barrio sBa
rrancss.s
-El 10 noche diez , siets de est
mismo mes fue iorprendida por lo
guardias Higinio Melendez y Liberals
Irizarry una iugada & 10 prohibid
en- ell barrio dc <Palo hiucadoS de es
to termino deteniendo q cinco de 10
Ijugadores y ocupaudolea naipes y dl
nero.
-Todos estos servicios y otros n
menos importantes que no consignc
por no ser difuso, merecsn placemes
dan una baena idea del scierto y tst
to con que trabaia la policfa de est
sub pussto, que tan s6lo con el escs
so personal de tres guardias que |
componen, esta poniendo q rsyA q 10
malhechores con ~ continue vigilsl
cia y persecuci6l.
No succeeds este cuando commands
ba este -puesto el cabo Jaime Coz
zalez, terror dc los pobres infslices,
cual solamente aterdfa & denuncis
fdtiles 8 iniustss y tsnia los campo
D absndonsdos completamente, por
, que en- slgunas ocasiones tuvimos al
censurarle 81 procedsr.
Esto habla muy alto on favor
= la polisfa y deia yer que cuando at,
Q csmos Al cabo Gonzalez era porq,
q justsmente 10 merecfs.
II Rl pueblo VIC con satisfAccion
9 traslado dc dicho eabo, que dei6 gr
tos rscusrdos & muchos infelices de es
% demarcaci6n.
Il Acibar.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-01-20
AUTOMOVILISMO

La colonization europea ha lleva
do al continente asiatIco los autom6.
vilss, logrsndo penstrAr hauta en-
China y fandAr socisdsdea destlnadas
{ fomsntar dicho sport anGlogas & las
europeas.
En- Bombay sKlsts Ell Autom6v H
Club do Asia, en- SanghAi 90 he fun
dado el AuIomovil Club do China.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-08-22
Hans Gets Advice
From the Cooper
Told How to Improve His Business,
but Comes to Grief Ex-
perlmenhng.

copyright, 1906, by Eugene Parcells.]
~ NE time When don't have not
tings to do und vhas feeling
dot shall go by der poor
house pooty queek my friend
der cooper calls in to smoke his pipe.
After we talk leedle he says:
':Hans, see how it vhas NIT you.
You yhas an old Dutchman who don't
catch on to der vhays of desc Ameri-
cans. If you do peesness here you
must have something's new every day.
You must kill man, rob bank, run
away NIT somebody's wife or get oop
some excitements. Der peoples go NIT
a rush from one place to another. You
must do something's to make 'em come
to your cobbler shop. Can't you kill
your wife or put your baby on hot
stovew
"By golly, but don't do such tings
If I starve to deathr' I says.
''Vhell, don't get excited about it.
We shall begin in an easy vhay. To-