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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Business Locals and Wants.

FOR RENr-A good farm. Inquire
of M. 0. Thorpe. Of
WANTED-Two girls at Chinese
Laundry. Good wages. 81
FOR Rem r. One furnished and two
unfinished rooms. A. SCUDDER. IF
WANTED-Girlf for general house
work. MRS. G.. E. GERRETsON. If
FOR RENr-One nicely furnished
room, on Third street.
Aft AUG. HOGL11Nn.
FOR SALE-Meat block and fixtures
OF meat market; cheap for cash.
5lf A. SCUDDER.
A set of second handed double driv-
ing harness for sale by the Willmar
Hardware Co. -
FURNISHED ROOM "A pleasant
front room to desirable party. Call
at TRIBUNE Office. 33f
FOR SALE-Wall paper, paints.
window glass, room mouldings and
window shades at O. A. Jacobson's.
15f
WANTED-Girl for general house.
work. Inquire of Mrs S B Carlson,
corner 9Th street and Litchfeld
avenue. Fl
FOR SALE-15-horse power boiler,
1O: horse power steam en- CINE and boil
er feed pump. Inquire at Willmar
Steam Laundry. ST
FOR RENT-My farm, 200 acres,
good buildings, in section s, Dovre,
for cash rent only. Address
SIT E. NICHOLSON, Pennock r.
FOR RENT-Five rooms upstairs:
bath, electric light, hot water heat;
on east Litchfeld Ave. L. G. Lundv al,
DR.. johnson Block. 4ltf
LOST Between J. p. Madison's
residence and Odd Fellows Hall, or in
thu hall, class pin inscribed "W. 81.
'04'. Finder please leave same at this
Office SIT
SALESMAN WANTED. to look af-
ter our interest in ,Kandiyohi and ad-
jacent counties. Salary or commits
sion. Address Lincoln Oil Co., Cleve-
land, o. D
WANTED-Bright, honest young
hu'a 1iOAA NduuAyOul county TO pre-
pare for paving position in Govern
ment Vail Service. M. c. Box One,
Cedar Rapids, Ia. 81
FOR SALE CHEAP-A beautiful
cottage on corner lot, with fine shade
trees, cement walks, good barn and
everything complete. See A. H. Brown,
Kandiyohi Co. Bank building. 2f
FOR SALE-Two lots and house.
nearly new, built one year ago last
December, in the village of New
London, the block north of school
building. Will sell cheap if taken
soon: Apply to c. A. SKE1E, New
London, MINI. If
WANTED-For quick sales and
honest dealings list your farms and
city property with A. II, Brown of
the Willmar Land and Loan Co.,
Kandiyohi Co. Bank Building. Here
are few names of the many for and
to whom they have sold property the
last few months. Ask them how thew
are satisfied. Gilbert Elmouist.
N artin Mattson, Melin Bros c. J.
Peterson, Lawrence johnson, j. F.
Willard and j. Fl. jacobson Other
names will be given on application.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Swedish n $Sion Church.

Regular Sunday morning service at
II O'Clock; Sunday school at 10 and
evening service at 1870. Tuesday
evening, regular weekly meeting.
Thursday evening, Sunday school
teachers meeting. Friday evening,
young peoples meeting, beginning at
O'Clock. Last Wednesday evening
OF every month, monthly business
meeting of congregation. Second
Sunday of every month, services con-
Quoted by pastor at New London and
vicinity.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Remove to St. Paul.

Mr.. and Mrs. E. c. Boyer departed
last Saturday for St. Paul, where they
will make their future home and where
they will make arrangements for the
removal of the family about the 18th
Of this month. Mr.. Boyer has
resigned his position here as car fore
man for the Great Northern, in whose
service he has been for the past six
years. His successor here is O. F.
Landberg, who comes from Calmar,
Iowa.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Swedish Lutheran Young Peopie.

The regular meeting of the Y. p. S. of
the Bethel church occurs next Friday
evening, when the following literary
program will be rendered in the Swed
ish language:
Vocal Solo,. ....Edythe Peterson
ANNE FOR QvXLLEN, "FXNR1K stalls sXGNER."
Deklam alton, "Fanrik Stall" Hilma Englund
Biograf af J. L. Runeberg. .....H attic Nelson
Defamation &c annie Hurtig," Elsie Fl 5giund
Reading, "D0blen vid Juutas,". &C. w. L6nn
Violin SOLO. .Hilma Johnson
Dek1am alton, 'Torphick an" Emma Johnson
Dek1am alton, No. Is, Stolt........Anna Str6m
All friends of the society are invited.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Lutheran Free Church.

Services next Thursday at II a. m.
Rev. Lauritz Larson from Christi ania,
Norway, will preach.
The young peoples society will
meet in the church parlors Thursday
evening. Rev. Larson will speak and
Mrs. Bassebo and Mrs. Holt will
serve refreshments.
Rev. James L. HimrOd of California
will lecture on "Wanted-A Boy" at
the evening service.
Everybody cordially invited.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Postmaster Birch has notified the
department at Washington that the
city is now ready for the free delivery
system. The next thing in order is
the examinations for mail carriers.
The probability is that there will be
many applicants. We understand
that the salary for the first year for
this branch of the government service
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Paul Il. Roise and Albert G. John
son, as individuals and as copartners
under the firm name of P. 81. Roise &
Co. and A. G. johnson & Co. have
been duly adjudged and declared
bankrupts. The first meeting OF
creditors will be held at the office OF
Referee 0. G. Merriman in Mime.
apolis on the 18th of March. John
NJ. Downs is the Willmar attorney
for the petitioning creditors.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Second Lecture at Mission Church.

Rev. Osterholm has announced that
the second of his series of lectures on
the Pauline epistles will be given to-
morrow Thursday evening at the
Mission church. The Epistle to the
Colossians is the subject Of this lee
ture, and the lecturer promises to ap-
ply the apostles warnings against the
false doctrines of those days to mod
ern "Eddyism." No admission fee.
All who understand Swedish are in
vited.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Another Ilow Industry ~ vtllim,a :.

s#E ! lnuu1tty TOT v1tllm1f.
81 At the meeting Of !. the 6 commercial
Club held last evening J. G. Forsberg
OF this city appeared and exhibited
his patent window shade adjuster,
receiving the clubs unanimous
approval and endorsement OF the
same as being a feasible proposition
for encouraging and propagating in
our city. A company is soon to be
incorporated with some of our leading
business men at the head as incorpor-
ators for the manufacture and sale of
the shade adjusters, with headquarters
in Willmar.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Housekeepers' Club held very
interesting meeting at the Odd Fellows
hall last Saturday afternoon and a
very enjoyable program was given.
Considerable interest is being taken
by the members in the coming ''Flower
Show, and the prospects are that it
will be even better than the first, which
was held last year and which proved
such great success.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Men viii Serve.

At the meeting of the Mems League
OF the Presbyterian church, held last
Monday evening, it was decided that
the men give free supper for the
members of the church on the date of
the annual meeting of the congrega-
ton, Tuesday, April 10. A committee
was appointed to make the necessary
arrangements.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Merchants Hotel bar fixtures
and other property which was seized
by the sheriff in the January raid was
removed this morning to the cold
storage plant in the east part of the
city to await the date when it will
come under the auctioneer's hammer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
BuTTERMAkER Wanted.

Applications for the position of butterma ak
er at the West Lake Creamery will be re-
ceived up to Mar. Ii, 1906. The period of
service to be one year, from April 1, 1906, to
April 1, 1907. Applicants will state wages
desired by month for the year. and en-
close recommendations from creameries in
which they have been employed. None but
frstc1ass butter1n akers need apply. Address
O. S. Reigstad, Rt. 1, Kerkhoven, Mimi r22
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

In the SANDER case of I. T. Cramer
VS.. o. J. Nicholson the summons and
complaint were served last Friday.
The defendant has retained r. O.
Gilbert to defend him and he has
twenty days within which to prepare
his answer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Ladies Aid society of the Luther
an Synod church will meet in the
church parlors tomorrow Thursday.
Refreshments will be served by Mrs.
T. Bonde and Mrs P. 0. Rannestad.
Every body most cordially invited.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

G. M! Brewer, who has had a num-
Der of years practice as attorney in
Pine and Anoka counties with good
success, has decided to open law
office at Willmar. He has not decided
upon the location of his office rooms
as vet.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

A new law which became effective
the 1st OF March makes it q INSIDE
meanor to sell or expose for, sale any
highly colored candy. A reasonable
time will however,. be allowed mer-
chants to dispose of the stock now on
hand. ... s .5s !. . ::s... IS
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Do not fail to attend the silver
medal contest at the Blonde Hall Fri
day evening. An excellent program
will be given. Secure your tickets
now and encourage the grand work
accomplished by our noble band OF
temperance workers.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Scientific Htt1ericatl.
Something For Nothing.

Visitor-Digging potatoes, eh? Farm
er's Boy-Yep. Visitor-Wdat do you
get for digging potatoes? Farmers
Boy-Nawthin'. But 1 git somethin'
fer not diggin' 'em. Visitor-Indeed?
What would you get for not digging
them? Farmers Boy-Lcked.-Judge
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Swedish Lutheran Bethel Church.

Rev. Peterson is attending mission
meeting at Grove City and Atwater
this week. Services Thursday night.
10y. P. S. meets Friday night. See
program elsewhere. IS S. next Sum
day at two O'Clock, and services Sun
day evening. .... Nine communicates
and several children were received
into the church last Sunday morning.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

On account of the pressure of work,
DR.. Gerretson has found it necessary
to secure an assistant at his dental
parlors in the way of another dentist.
The new man is DIR. D. J. McCartan,
who comes here from Chicago.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Young Peoples society of the
Norwegian Lutheran Synod church
will meet in the church basement on
Monday evening, March H.. A good
program will be rendered, after which
refreshments will be served by Misses
Jennie and. Alma johnson and Ida
Doe. All are welcome.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Rosene kerosene oil for sale by the
Willmar Hardware Co. Does not
smoke your chimneys and gives a
brighter light than other kerosene
oils. 20 cents ger gallon. ID
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Ladies Aid Society of the
Swedish Evangelical Mission church
meets at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Martin Forsberg Friday afternoon of
this week.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Gard Of Thanks.

The undersigned wish in this manner to
express their thanks to the many kind
friends who assisted them during their recent
bereavement and who in so many ways ex-
pressed their sympathy; especially to the
teachers and pupils of the Sixth grade of the
Central school building and the teachers of
the High School department for their beau
tiful floral offerings.
A. G. SKOoG AND FAMILY
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Farmers Union Elevator
Kandiyohi sells or exchanges Atwater
Best flour, bran and shorts. Grind
feed at SC sack. Your trade is earn.
estly solicited. 44l3
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The answer to the complaint n the
Islander case of H. G. Serenson VS..
John Gilbertson was served Feb. 26.
T. o. Gilbert has been retained as the
attorney for the defendant.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Swedish n, e. Church.

Regular morning service Sunday
at II O'Clock; evening service at 1870;
young peoples meeting at $50 p m;
Sunday School at 10 a. m; mid-week
service every Wednesday evening.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Dry air heated to intense degrees as
a curative agent in the treatment of
intlamed and painful joints, muscles,
nerves and even extremities has proven
such a boon to sufferers that Dr..
Reyes has recently added one of the
latest improved apparatus to his office
equipment.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Mrs. Hopper, of Chicago, who
comes here pext week to speak on
temperance, is very highly spoken OF
as a lecturer by Willmar people who
have had the pleasure of hearing her.
Her talks are always of a most con-
vincing character and she presents her
subjects in a very interesting manner.
Do not fail to hear her.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Rev. Buell. will give a temperance
address at Spicer tomorrow. evening
F.. W: Howe will accompany him and
sing, ..
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Horses For SaIa-

FOR SALE-Good work horses. and
Percheron stallion, dandy good
horse breeder. Prices are right. Come
and see. GREENE & MISENSOL. 23n
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Old Roman Holfdava

The Romans had two great holidays
IN January, six in February, five in
March, five in April, four in May, five
IN June, seven in July, four in August
TWO In September, two each in October
and November and one, the Saturnalia.
which lasted a week, In December. so
that, on the whole, they were as we'll
supplied with holidays as we are with
Sundays.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Young Peoples society of the
: Lutheran Free church will hold a reg
ular meeting tomorrow, Thursday,
evening. i VI. 4. ID \;
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Superintendent Williamson having,
some time since, resigned his position
at the head of the public schools of
this city, the board of education has
hired F W. Dobbyn to take his place
at the end of the present school year.
Mr.. Dobbyn is county superintendent
OF schools of Kandiyohi county and
comes highly recommended as an
characterization Press.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Friends of Israel Band will
meet at the home of Mrs. Young to-
morrow afternoon at three o'clock.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07


The Swedish M. E. church will serve
coffee at the home of Mrs. Gustafya
Green March IA. Everybody wei.
come. --~-5
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Home ! Baking
WITH
ROYAL
Baking Powder

The United States Agricultural Department
has issued land circulates free) valuable report
giving the results Of elaborate experiments made
by and under the direction Of the Department,
which show the great saving from baking at home,
as compared with cost Of buying at the bakers.
Abread, cake, biscuit, crulers, ETC., are very much
fresher, cleaner, cheaper and more wholesome when
made at home with Royal Baking Powder.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Seed Flax.

T have good clean No. Is Primost
Experimental station seed flax for
sale. It is good yielder.
rs -, .~. = A FLYGARE.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
None to Hurt.

None to Hurt.
Investigators tell US
IT'S the little things that kill.
You'll find no deadly microbes
On thousand dollar bill.
Chicago Tribune.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Lutheran Free Church.

6UeHoSAU FT00 CnUfen.
Midweek services Thursday evening
at 1870.
Regular services next Sunday at II
a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Sunday school and Bible class at
3 p. m.
You are cordially invited.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

AS a result of the recent state teach
ers' examinations, As applicants in
this county we're successful in securing
certificates, while 26 failed in the ex.
amlnations. There were four first
grade and Al second grade certificates
issued.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
~~-A-

Blue Coats,
From the thirteenth to the seven
teenth century blue coat In England
was the sign Of servant
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Heat and Cold,
Hewitt expands things.
Jewett-1've often heard Of people
contracting cold.-New York Press.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
A Liberal Painter,

Liberal Painter.
''Has Miss Fairleigh a light CON-
plexion?''
mo, she puts it on pretty Thick
Town Topics.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Shocking His Daurhte,

Shocking His Dau1hter.
Her pa, who declares he could slaughter
Her lover (thus rousing our laughter),
Is daft In the eyes of his daughter
In fact, she knows nobody aughter.
Philadelphia Press
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
So 1t D0eA.

II you have got your hat on straight,
OF course you look elate,
But all the world looks happy
II your grin's on straight.
Houston Post
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Hard Luck.

"Why does she look so downcastr'
"Her son-in-law has lost his hear.
."-Houston Post.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Philosophic Finance

Ph1IOsOph1C finance.
This life would bring me few regrets
If could see It's struggle out
With cash to pay my daily debts
And not enough to fight about.
New Orleans T1mes-Democrat-
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Strange.

| A snake in popular zoo
| Tried to swallow goat or two.
The goat made a splutter.
II thought that the butter
| Would melt in his mouth, said the gnu.
| -LippincOtt's Magazine.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
The Proper Caper,

THO ETOpCF CapSEs
will you pay for this vichy, mad
amp
mo. Have it charged" - Lippin-
colts Magazine.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

She-Did you ever have your fortune
told?
He-Yes. I wish l had it made
New York Press.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
JlNGLES AND JESTS.

JlNGLES AND JESTS. i
The Blue Bow.
She wore a blue bow.
CAS- though) to show
BY symbolic hue
Her constancy true,
But friends in the know
Said 1.-THE sign does but 90
To predict name and hue
Descriptive of you
AS matters stand now -:
am forced to aVow
The sequences show
! am the blue beau.
-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Beginning of 1t.
Mrs. Skrapps-What are you always
complaining for? You haven't anybody
to blame for your trouble but yourself.
MIR. Skrapps- admit l proposed to
you. You needn't be throwing that up
to me.-Baltimore American.
Why She Enjoyed 1t.
Grace-Yes, he was on my card for
one dance, and enjoyed it immensely.
Ethel-Oh, stop joking! He's the
clumsiest man l ever met, and
Grace-I know. So we simply sat
it out.-Detroit Free Press.
The Church Fair Kind.
Man wants but little here below.
This statement is quite true;
It's why he's satisfied to find
One oyster in a stew.
New Orleans Times-DemOcrat
Proportions.
II tell you," Popley boosted, that
boy of mine knows an awful lot for
his size.''
"Oh, he'll grow,' replied the cynical
Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
educated?"
'They have been taught to say This
Is so sudden in every modern Ian
guage."-Judge.
Strange.
snake in popular zoo
Tried to swallow a goat or two.
The goat made splutter.
II thought that the butter
Would melt in his mouth said the gnu.
-Lippincott's Magazine.
He Had.
Knicker-Have you ever been at the
telephone in storm?
Bocker-Um-yes. Ny wife OCCASION
ally calls me up.-Judge.
An Adept.
Miss Flurtie-I don't care. He's Just
an expert at making love.
Mr.. Chellus- Yes, especially to him.
self.-Philadelphia Press.
Much In Name.
What's in q name? Full oft you'll find
Some trivial ailment frets your mind
Until you scarcely hope to live
Because Of names the doctors give.
Washington Star.
Comparatively Speaking.
"Was that stag dinner you were
at last night?'
'Stag? Man alive, it was stagger!'
Philadelphia Ledger.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

A Lonely Spot.
I'm looking for a lonely SPOT
Said Jack unto his neighbor Jill
While they were playing cards, for Jack
Just needed one small ace to fill
Baltimore News.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
He Had.

Knicker-Have you ever been at the
telephone in storm?
Bocker-Um-yes. Ny wife OCCASION
ally calls me up.-Judge.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

From the New Lexicon Of Finance.
when is money tight?'
when you haven't any loose
change. "-Deroit Free Press.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Educated,

you say her daughters are highly
educated?
"They have been taught to say This
Is so sudden in every modern Ian
guage."-Judge.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
WllLMAR MARKETS
Corrected March 7. 1906.

trees on creamery butte ,nour, bran shorts
Id apples are dealers selling prices, all other
are prices paid to producers.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
An Adenf,

Miss Flurtie-I don't care. He's lust
an expert at making love.
Mr.. Chellus- Yes, especially to him.
self.-Philadelphia Press.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Sprats to Date.
Jack Sprat liked wet goods,
His wife went In for dry.
And so. betwixt them both. you sea.
They laid but little by.
Puck.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Much In u Name.
What's in a name? Full oft you'll find
Some trivial ailment frets your mind
Until you scarcely hope to live
Because Of names the doctors give.
Washington Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Proportions.
II tell you" Popley boasted, that
boy Of mine knows an awful lot for
his size"
'Oh, he'll grow" replied the cynical
Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
Status.

He has always been a great wan
derer, hasn't he?"
Eyes, in his mind."-Puck.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

The Church Fair Kind.
Man wants but little here below.
This statement is quite true;
It's why he's satisfied to find
One oyster in stew.
New Orleans Times-Democrat
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Il Grewsome but Truthful Poem.
Snow and slush left lying
For protracted terms
Make a lovely culture
For pneumonia germs.
-Washington Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
The Blue Bow.
The Beginning of 1t.

The Beg1mn1ng Of 1t.
Mrs. Skrapps-What are you always
complaining for? You haven't anybody
to blame for your trouble but yourself.
Mr.. Skrapps-I admit l proposed to
you. You needn't be throwing that up
to me.-Baltimore American
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Comparatively Speaking.
"Was that stag dinner you were
at last night?'
"Stag? Man alive, it was stagger!'
Philadelphia Ledger.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07

Why She Enjoyed 1t.
Grace-Yes, he was on my card for
one dance, and enjoyed it immensely.
Ethel-Oh, stop joking! He's the
clumsiest man l ever met, and
Grace-I know. So we simply sat
it Out.-Detroit Free Press,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1906-03-07
In Municipal Court.

Rov4L BAKING POWDER CO., NEW YORK.