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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Truly Considerate.

A considerate patient had an artery
opened by mistake for n vein by a
French surgeon in the operation Of
bloodletting The woman succumhed
not long after to the effect OF the
blunder. but in her will left the sur
geon II small yearly pension, mot only
to comfort him, but so that he could
live the rest Of his life without doing
vivisection any more" A similar his
torIc occurrence is related in the Med
ical Times Of n Polish princess who
had had the same experience. She add
ed a clause to her will expressing her
forgiveness and leaving the surgeon a
small pension to indemnify him for the
'loss of reputation that may follow my
sad catastrophe"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Eatiuu Suafls

Four Britons ate snails ut French
restaurant in Brighton, England, not
long ago. Their experiences are de-
scribed as follows: I'm due course the
plates appeared, each bearing half a
dozen snail shells of dingy white. A
slender two pronged fork accompanied
each dish. With this the snails were
jerked out, their big black horns com
ing first, accompanied by small erup-
ton of gravy. One OF the experlmenters
looked critically at the uninviting OBJ
ject at the end of his fork, then he shut
his eyes and popped it into his mouth.
His teeth met on something yielding,
but tough rather suggestive of india
rubber All four epicures manfully ate
their six snails."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Baking Bread.

The action of yeast on dough con-
verts some of the starch into sugar.
Then the sugar is made into carbonic
acid gas and alcohol When the dough
is baked the alcohol is driven off. If
the bread is underbaked some of the
yeast may remain unkilled, and such
bread by being kept may have more
Of It's starch changed into sugar. Thor
ough baking kills all yeast, and keep
ing of such bread does not cause any
ripening Stale bread is more digesti-
BILE than new bread solely because 1t is
more easily masticated.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
CIeopatra's Mummy.

Where does Cleopatra's body rest?
Scarcely layman who would not an
swer, why, in Egypt After her
cajoleries, her wiles, her life Of In
tense II not very exalted loves, Cleo
patra was laid In one of the loveliest
tombs that has ever been fashioned by
the hand of man. But what change
1000 years has brought about! Today
an ugly mummy. with an emblematic
bunch of decayed wheat and coarse
comb tied to it's head-a mere roll of
tightly swathed dust-lies crumbled in
a hideous glass case at the British mu-
scum. 1t is Cleopatra, the once great
queen, Venus in charm, beauty and
love.-London Spectator.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
why the eggs Didn't Hatch.

A famous Michigan egg raiser occa-
sionally sells some OF his product to
his grocer. and some smart town peo-
pie who thought they could get his
eggs for Matching cheaper by buying
from the grocer were disappointed
when they found that none of the
store eggs Matched out Some one told
the old man about the disappointment,
and he expressed no surprise. He only
said: "They should come to me for
their setting eggs. Whoever hear o
buying settin' eggs in n grocer shop:
When sell eggs for eatin' just dip
the ends In boiling wate<-kill the
germ. Them was eatin' eggs the gro
Ger had. If these people want settin'
eggs they should come to me honest
like"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
CROWDS GONG TO THE CIRCUS.

Intense interest has been aroused in
this community by the announcement
that Ringing Brothers immense cir
Gus is to exhibit i'm Port Huron, Aug.
9. Several big excursions will go from
this vicinity and local people will be
well represented at the big show.
Those who go from here should make
every effort to arrive in time To see the
magnificent new free street parade,
which is given in the morning preced-
ing the opening performance. Three
miles of parade glOries are divided into
thirty sections and each section is a
show in itself a parade such as the
world has never seen before. In this
wonderful display are shown 100 beau
tiful dens, lairs and cages of rare wild
animals, a herd of forty big and little
elephants, $50 horses and 1880 people.
One section of the procession is devot-
ed to magnificent and costly floats, rep
resenting Germany. Russia, England,
France, India, Persia, Scotland, the
United States, and other countries.
The performance which follows, and
which includes the superb spectacular
production of the Field of the Cloth of
Gold, is the most magnificent display
of arenic wonders ever presented by
any amusement enterprise in America.
The menagerie is filled to overlooking
with rare beasts and birds, including
the only baby elephant bred and sue
cessfully raised in the United states,
the only rhinocerOs in captivity and
the last living pair of giratfes.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
The silence Cure.

Nerve specialists, i is said, are now
recommending n 'silehce cure" for wo-
men who suffer from nerves. The pa
tients have to set apart certain num-
Der Of hours in which no word Is
spoken. A woman we know tried this
treatment, with a curious result. She
herself came out In rash, but. her
husband, who suffered from head
aches, recovered.-Punch.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Bonton,s Name.

Boston owes its name TO a Roman
Catholic saint. Early in the seventh
century a Catholic monk named Bo-
tolph founded n church in what is now
Lincolnshire, England.
AS the years went by a town grew
up around the church and was called
Botolphstown. This was shortened for
convenience into Botolphston, then to
Botoston and finally to Boston. John
Cotton came to America from that
town and named the New England
capital after his native village.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27

The reason why children so easily
contract the mien, gestures and habits
Of their surroundings Is that they have
no power of resistance-everyt thing
outside them is stronger than them
selves, and they have to borrow from
all outward influences for their own
growth; hence they are good, cheerful
and contented or bad, morose and dis
couraged, just according to their sur
roundings. -Marenholtz-B ulow.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
ONLY 30 Years Old.

81 am only 81 years old and don't eX-
pect, even when get to he real old, to
feel that way as long as can get Elec
trio Bitters, says Mrs. f.. III. Brunson,
of Dublin, Ga. Surely there's nothing
else keeps the old as young and makes
the weak as strong as this grand tonic
medicine. Dyspepsia, torpid liver, in
famed kidneys or chronic constipation
are unknown after taking Electric Bit
tiers reasonable time. Guaranteed by
Pollock n Iennessy druggists. 50cents.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
a Hard Lot

of troubles to contend with, spring
from torpid liver and blockaded bow
els, unless you awaken them to their
proper action with DIR. Kings New
Life Pills; the pleasantest and most eff
fective cure for constipation. They pre-
vent appendicitis and tone up the sys-
tenn. Doc at Pollock Il Hennessy's
drug store.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
FARM FOR SALE.

The Samuel Simmons farm of $50
acres located one mile west of Roseburg
on the State Road all under cultiva-
ton soil the best one acre timber
brick house first class barn and out
buildings. Terms 81 900 cash, balance
in easy payments. Inquire of Samuel
Simmons, Yale, Mich. i9m6
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27

All travel has its advantages. If the
passenger visits better countries he may
learn to improve his own. and II for
tune carries him to worse he may
learn TO enjoy his own.-Johnson.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Twenty Year Battle.

~ was a loser in a twenty year battle
with chronic piles and malignant sores,
until | tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve;
which turned the tide, by curing both,
till not trace remains" writes A. NJ.
Bruce, of Farmville, Va. Best for old
ulcers, cuts, burns and wounds. 25c at
Pollock Il Hennessy, druggists.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Mot Mt Home.

Caller-Is your father at homer Lit
tie Daughter - What is your name,
please? Caller--Just tell him II Is his
old friend Bill. Little Daughter Then
I guess he amt at home. I heard him
tell mamma IL any bill came he wasn't
at home
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Treasure Good Health.

How few of us stop to count good
health as great blessing! We are so
busy grumbling over some financial
wrong that we forget that all the mon
ey in the world would profit us but
little IL we were invalIds.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
oue.,iou For +. oue.t,op.

"John," said the distinguished law
yer severely, "have you been In swim
ming in spite of my express prohibi-
tion?"
Father" said John earnestly, isn't
1t one of the first principles Of law
that no witness is bound to incriminate
himself?"- Somerville Journal.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27

Mrs. A.-Don't you know. really
have an attachment for this piano. The
Maid-Yessum, and the gentleman who
was here while you were out said he
had an attachment for IL also. Mrs. A..
Indeed! Who was he? The Maid
The sheriff. mum.-ChIcago News.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
TAKE WARNING.

Notice is hereby given that any per
son removing hose or fire apparatus of
whatever kind from either of the hose
houses without permission from the
chief or fire captains will be fined no
less than 5000 and costs.
JOHN HUTTON. Chief.
+. W. Andreae,
Chas. II. Palmer,
Captains. 81
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Residence for Sale

/ desire TO sell my residence prop
erty on Main street For particulars
and terms, call at my office or the
drug store of Mathews q Wight, Yale.
41-tf DIR. w. G.. WIGHT.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27

When all is summed up, u man never
speaks of himself without loss. His
accusations Of himself are always be-
lieved, his praises never.-Montaigne.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Eolex,s Kidney Cure.

Will cure diabetes.
Will cure bright's disease.
Will cure stone in bladder.
Will cure kidney and bladder diseases
All druggists of Yale.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27
Honest About IL.

Kind Lady-Poor man! Are you real
ly anxious to earn good dinner7
Truthful Thomas-Pm more anxious
fer de dinner dan ! am Z earn it,
ma'am.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27

"she must be fifty IL she's a day.
How can she manage to play the part
Of q young grip
"well. you know, she was young
girl once" -Brooklyn Life.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-04
PROSPEROUS CITY.
Good Showing, With Request For
Public Building.

Especial to The Times Dispatcb1
HENDERSON. N. c.. March s.--with
reference to an appropriation for pub
lie building In Henderson, upon request,
Hon. A. c. Zollicoffer has filed state
mont showing tho prosperity and re-
sources Of this little city.
In 1905 the population OF Henderson,
including the mill villages. was about
seven thousand. School census in Hem
derson Township Is BOSS students and
pupils. Henderson and Harriet Cotton
Mills Company's capital stock is $40 900
and employ 1000 operatives. The North
Carolina Cotton Oil and Fertilizer Com
pnny employ seventy-flve operatives
The Corbtt Buggy Company employ
seventy-five operatives. and the Balfour
Knitting Mills Company seventy five
operatives.
There are other enterprises: Henderson
Ice and Cold Storage Company. Lcmuel
Roller Mills. Steam Laundry, smerdon
Wagon Works. Young's Milling Com
pany, Pnkston Wood Working Com
pany, American Tobacco Company, j. p.
Taylor Tobacco Company. c. A. LENS
Tobacco Company. Annual sales OF to-
bacco are 100000 pounds; cotton. 10000
bales. Cotton mills consume annually
$4,000 bales. There are one hundred
stores and shops, including all branches
Of trade, doing business in Henderson.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-04

fioated In the air for Just a moment,
some Of them gathered to them all the
colors OF tho rainbow and reflected them
for a moment only--but what else Ia he
blowing to-day? True the bubbles are
golden and they have eagles on them
and the we'll known words: I'm God We
Trust" and they will buy things; and
men will worship before them-b,it after
NIL they are but bubbles--they float away
or IL they are boarded In the vaults they
become useless and n heavy weight.
Would It be undgnifed for gentleman
whose name has been written high on
the bil1boards controlled by Fame to en-
terrain dozen invited guests by singing
Hey diddle-didde. the cats In the fiddle,
and the old COW she Jumped over tho
moon aye, II would never debut why
should It be undignified? Where Is there
m old man or an old woman who can
pass the Fairgrounds Of n country school.
house and SEQ the rosy checked and bright
faced children playing king William was
King Janes's conforming their circle,
and coming along to the proposition to
kiss the one that you love best"-without
recalling his old school days-without feel
Ing the blood leap again In his veins only
to be subducd by a feeling OF sorrow that
somehow irresstibly steals over him.
And II he feels 1t again-lves 1t again.
why would It not be proper for the old
folk to form their ring and sing the old
song, and live again as they lived in
childhood's days-happy. oblidous and
fancy free?
Dignity is a great thing. and It wen
becomes the soldier. the statesman-all
men. at the right time-but because there
is suoh thing as dignity there is no real
reason why 1T should forever rule tho
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-04

Ono of tho things that recently hap
psned and that struck me rs being all
right was the new tangled idea pulled
Off In Baltimore the other day, OF old
folk. gray bears and danes with silver
hhir, playing dolls and living again the
old days-the days OF dreamland and I'M
alleged happiness The schane was to
Sing the old nursery songs and do the
stunts OF childhood. 1t was society In n
role that i can endorse-a role more dig
nlfied than Harry Leiir's monkey par
ties and such foolishness as Newport
sometimes INDUCES to lsill time.
flf
II 1t be true. and It IL true, TINT men
nrc only boys grown tall, why is 1t that
the world has said that playing at
-sarbles is only Juvenile sport; why is It
that men Will chew gum and say they
haven't time to make MUD pies. Truly,
one Is rs intellectual as the other-and II
men would only remember the games OF
youth they would find more pleasure than
they do find In tho world. Who does not
remember the old game of Skinny" the
stern command to Shiny on your own
side or I'll crack you on the shins"-and
why wasn't that us exciting, and even
timer and less brutal than football?
But the stole would tell you that 1t would
oe uHhs hiiled .Ior Eray-Ceard 10 play
Mt "shfnny'--and that is why am glad
the Baltimore people gave baby ball"
and brought back from the dead and al
most forgotten past the games md songs
that one time delighted those who again
played or listened.
It would, of course, seem funny TO sec
a multt-millionaire--a man Of affairs in
the commercial world-out making mud
pies or taking an old clay pipe and blow
ing soap bubbles. The soap bubbles
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-04

roost. hope, sincerely hope, that the
Baltimore fad Will spread--that the baby
BALI business will become universal, and
that "time will turn backward" and az
the old Hong has II: Make me boy
again, just for tonight"
Some one has said that there are no
fools like an old fool" but that, take 1t,
has more I'd do with an old man who
falls in love or who becomes infatuated
with the women. / was present in court
the other day at Greensboro. North Caro-
lima, when young MCMILLAN pleaded guilty
to tho charge OF forgery, and was SEN
fenced to two years at hard labor on the
public roads OF Guilford county. His
case was one that really appealed to the
synpathies OF man II he could cnuso
his feeling OF disgust to lie Dormant.
Mcmillan went to Greensboro from Sonic
town in the West, and made many friends.
He broke into society on short notice
and lavished money on tho fair sex; told
of his wealth; bought an interest in a
manufacturing concern on forged paper;
gave notes and secured them with imng-
mary mortgages: explained that he owned
automobile nd traps and was, In
fact, a splendid fellow. as lie was sized
upland failing to bunco a Richmond
man. was arrested Just before he closed
a deal.
He WIS thrown In jail. ana his new
made friends were OF course chagrined to
know that they had been gold-bricked:
tho town seemed outraged to know that
smooth swlndler had ingratiiated him
self in tho confidence OF the towns best
people. and therefore no flowers were
sent to his CELL and the only plea that
a lawyer could make for him when he
threw himself upon the mcrcies Of the
court was that he had been used to
luxury and was forced to steal in order
to maintain his position in society. That
WINS about all tho lawyer could Say
and take 1t that that was what the
young man felt
Therefore It is worth remarking that
society is wrong in It's demands. It has
gotten to be that society discounts the
young man who soils his hands with
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-04

playing Mrs. Ycrkes and Miner up every
day, to 20 to some insane asylum and
take a pair of the most hopeless inmates
and gtvo us some front page stories about
what they are doing. Why give us this
couple oil the time when the nsylums
are full OF subjects equally us interest
ins--and perhaps not quite no crazy as
this couple appears to be2 This is merely
a suggestion TO tho managing editors that
may DO endorsed ny the general reaoer'
Say, aren't wo great people7 mean
we old dodgers who, sit around and take
public questions by the nape Of the neck
and squeeze the Juice out OF EN- In
about steen minutes by tho watch3 Did
you ever note the wisdom OF the ordinary
man when an extraordinary case is IN
the courts7 Did you ever hear him tell
how 1t happened and what should DO
done with the ncnuscd7 Did you ever
note that he was an expert on insanity;
an expert on chemistry: an able jurist;
n learned lawyer-and that he had the
case down to point SO fine that there
could be no reversing It? And after he
has chartered: after he has delivered
himself and the evidence has been nd
duced. and tho testimony that is COM
potent admitted, and the teheorles no
held all thrown out. and tho jury comes
in and decides the case exactly opposite
to his way OF thinking. to hear him ex-
plain that 1t was Just as he expected?
OF course you have7 And that is the
human nature OF It. Well, why not?
Why hasn't a man the right, under tho
stars and stripes to deliver himself OF
an able opinion on all the sciences7 He
has-you het he has, and he does It, and
he's going to keep on doing 1t.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-04
S.51s. A -

w, /, KERR, Notary Public.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-04

work: It has gotten to be that man
must go hungry sometimes In order to
appear we'll dressed, and In the case OF
Mcmillan he made himself believe that
1t was duty he owed society to rop
1t In order to have money to spend and
to keep UP appearances. Naturally
enough, one would conclude that char
acter Of that kind was of his mental
poise, but Mcmillan was n smart man, rs
the world sizes upo smartness. He was
chummy he was so good that he would
not chew tobacco; he would not swear:
he posed as paragon OF virtue, and yet
he would steal and offer in Justification
OF his crime that he was forced to do 1t
In order to have money to spend.
Suppose the case that society would
demand Of man that he must be in n
position to show to 1t that he was all
right-that in the commercial world. in
all avenues. that a man must be vouohed
Tor and the credentials must be gilt
edged. wouldn't 1t save 1t a whole lot OF
trouble? The Burtons, who reeently
played their part In tho Police Court OF
richmond, would not be in such business
II society and commerce was not ready
to receive with open arms most any one
who came down the pike. provided they
mad money or were backed by some one.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-03-08
Paducah city council wrestling with
sewer extension.
A Hint to Travelersl

While in Suffolk, Va. Henry
Croll. Jr.. proprietor of the Beaver
ton, Mich, Hardware Co. was TAX
en- very sick with bowel trouble. A
travelling salesman from Saginaw
Mich, advised him to get a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy, which he did.
1t soon cured me, and | take pleas
ure in recommending it," he says.
No one should leave home on a long
journey without a bottle Of this
remedy 1t is almost sure to be
needed and is not obtainable while
on steamship or cars. Sold by L. l..
Elgin ard Anderson & Fowler.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-03-08
PRESIDENT LOUBET
LITTLE SKETCH o. THE RETIR-
ING FRENCH EXECUTIVE.
Comes Of Peasant Stock en- Rose to
tho is oWl .-.,pi,.SAs--
Az IL he French
People

For seven long ani eyentful years
M Emile lnubei has stood for France
in the Dyes OF he world. Ills visits to
Spain and Portugal we're almost the
last official acts OF his career. Some
time ago he inspected the army OF
France at the guard maneuvers. aud
struck the true patriotic note In his
address at the banquet to the generals
and their staff. According to the con-
stitution of 1876 NJ. Loubet's tenure Of
office expires on February Is. He is
eligible for reelection, but he may not
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1906-03-08
HUNTING THE CARIBOU
II rs THE GREATEST OF ALI
Z SPORTS IN NEWFOUNDLAND.
Great Herds Make Annual Pilgrim
age Across the Island-Big Game
Hunters Find 1t Paradise
Government Protection.

Graceful. imposing, many-pointed,
and unique in the possession Of beau
tifully palmated brow gains. the ant
lers of the Newfoundland caribou are,
from a decorative standpoint we must
concede. without peer in the list of
specimens trophies.
Some there are. no doubt, who
would take issue with us on this
point, giving preference, perhaps. to
the antlers of the moose or even to
those OF the wapiti; but these are