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Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1906-10-19
Public Sale
OF vALUAHLm
Real Estate.

The undersigned will sell at the front door Of the
Cssri house in hsrnnsb.ra. W. Va, On
Saturday, Oct. 81, 1906.
bsEisanK at Lilo ,. -. that vsi..sls
Limestone Farm
kno~a az the Jacob and saau.l seibert farm, lsca-
ted On ths road leading rem Little Gssrg.to~s to
Ne isys Ferry, cue sitle nsrthvest 81 Lit George
TOYS miles northeast 81 Hsrth Mossts in csntaia.
Jag
129 Acres
all lnestgss lssa. There s 40 better stsae in the
county fer Inns There il .lss fns bank Of ironsre
asd is veil adopted Ter rdt. 4 nsvef-falng stresrs
81 wsisr. Alkinss Of fruit, s.sd f.ncss and under
kigs state u e.luystion.
This land is i@sr.yss With a fac ssbstsstisi
Stone House.
containing sevss rs.-s. spsins h.ase, lares bart
barn, sssks s@Bss, c.rn CHS wsgoa shed and AL
stneT necessary out utldinss
Terms of Sale.
Ia Cash On day 81 pals The bsls.ss Ia tive equal
payments of and yssrs siih lsteress from
aats the aefrrr-s sayns#t. sas the title 70 the
@1asy shall save bees sss 49,
NJ. Mary Jans Howard.
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1906-07-06
NrnTfruutHfpptaheit

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CIR ffnb 10 fdredltd tlein, entspeoer
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4r3t: Sic b~ebiirfen nun Dor
Suen Dfusen Der gr5bten Muht, 3err
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5ap11uft inter 6us anpffiHen 81
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VIII Exnl0re G0hi Desert.

Evangelist William T.. Cell, who re-
Gently returned to his home at Doyles-
town from England, where he has
been holding wonderfully successful
meetings is arranging for the explor-
alton of Cobb Desert, North China
He will leave after he has recovered
his health. Mr.. deil, who is known
IA one of the worlds greatest travel
ers. during the last five years has
eircumnavigated the globe and visited
many countries where white men sci
dom go. His proposed exploration of
one of the greatest wastes in the
world, is however. one of the most
perilous of his undertakings. Ii he is
successful in his undertaking he will
have been tho first to travel across
this vast expanse of arid land, in
which it is said cities have been bur
led in the sand. Starting from the
Gulf of Pechili he will travel west
ward across China for many hundreds
of miles from Tientsin. Then he will
start on a Engaging route northward
through Cobb to Lake Baikal in 81
IBERIA
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NAY 9. 1906.
CRUEL PUNlSHMENTS.


Che Ola Time Use of Tortur. la Legal
Processes.
HE constitution Of the nited States
and the constitutions Of the various
suites In prohibiting cruel md unusual
punishments were not lighting an ab-
surdity. The use Of torture In legal
processes was not, when these instru-
ncnts were framed. 81 remote az 1t Is
now.
When Sir Thomas Dole eane AZ high
marshal 10 Virginia he crushed n con
1pnHcy by killing the riugleaders by
torture. One had "a b0dkin thrust
through his tongue and WIS chained
10 tree until Ire dtrd Others were
broken un the wheel II IS quantity
stated that Sir Thomas was II man
Of good conscience aud knowledge In
divinity" Dule's date WAS lGll.
The next notable Instance Of The use
of torture was In 1852, in the Salem
Witchcraft Excitement. when Giles
Cory WINS pressed 10 death the "peine
dnre et forte" the most horrible OF
deaths
Executions were In public through
out the east until comparatively recent
times When Quelch the pirate, and
six others were hanged In Boston, Sew
all wrote IN his diary. when the seat
fold was let to sink there WAS such
scrcech Of the women that my wife
heard It, sitting In our entry next To
the orchard" though the gallows was
mile away and the wind unfavorable.
The use of torture to wiring the truth
from witnesses Is said to have been rec
ngnlzed ns legal In Austria until we'll
within the century
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CURIOUS FISH.


They Keep Their Exss l" Natural
Pockets Ia Their M"aths.
In the sea of GaBlee. or Lake flbe
rius, as II Is also called, there Is ii
strange lish named the Chromis slmo
nis, which Is more careful of It's young
than fish generally are. The male
fakes the eggs in his mouth and keeps
them In his natural side pockets, where
they nrr regularly hHtched and remain
until able to SHIFT for themselves. by
this Ingenious arrangement the brood
Is comparatively guarded against Its
natural enemies. II Is easily fed. too,
hut II ls puzzle how the little ones
escape being eaten alive. Awhile ago,
fays II traveller writing to religious
contemporary. found In my net Al
number of these fish without eyes.
Others of the species, when | lifted
them up. dropped II number of little
fishes out of their mouths, which swnm
away hastily The natives explained
the phenomenon The blind chromls
is the victim of sea hawks. When
these birds have eaten their I'LL they
begin To look out for tidbltS. After
catching Il fish they hit Its forehead
with their sharp beak, Knocking out
the middle pHrt in which their eyes are
set The bony structure is dropped
into the water. but the eyes are eaten
10y the birds with great relish.
Strangely enough. the fish generally
survive this rough treatment. The
wound heals up quickly In water. and
they continue 10 ply the lake for food
as II nothing had happened London
Standard
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II Is To India and to the Arabs MS
middlemen that Europe, and through
Europe America, owe the orange The
orange crossed from Africa to Spain
with Mohammedan ism, while probably
the crusaders are to be thanked for
bringing ii to Italy and western Eu.
rope among their trophies of the east.
The very name Is really Arablc-"na-
RAM and of eastern origin, though
the legend that II comes from two
words meaning elephant and "be
M because elephants ate oranges TO
make themselves Ill, Is absurd, Prob
ably In French the initial IN" Is drop
ped Off from naranl, with the final
N" OF the indefinite article, just as
our IAN apron" represents n napron.'
aud the spelling with an 20" points to
false association With or (gold),-
EeonomiSta, Havana.
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BINDING THE FEET.
This Queer Chinese Custom Is ia Com
parattveiy Modern One.

parattvely Modern One.
China's custom of binding the feet OF
Its women Is not as ancient as has
been supposed A correspondent OF
one of the native Chinese papers
quotes from the letters OF Yuan Mel,
who lived In the eighteenth century
In one OF his letters Yuan Mel wrote
to Il friend You ask me to get you
handsome wife and ardently desire, as
your first requisite, that she shall have
small feet Surely you cannot be one
who udmirc9 true beauty An admlrer
| of true beauty has his own individual
| tastes. disdaining to follow the die
| tates Of others our ancient literature
In both prose and poetry has many al
| lusions III praise OF beautiful women.
| but In no instance touches upon small
| feet
~ work treating of the customs Of
the Sung dynasty by Shen Yo says u
mans we'll made shoes are said 10 be
| square. and ii woman's round, ut thu
toe In the Tang dynasty, the first al
fusion Ia the feet of Yang kwei Eel
| the court beauty. was about her sill
| stockings. In one Of Han Tung Lang,
poems. referring to u woman's feet, Ii,
says, Her SIX inch feet SO bright ant
sleek These illusions clearly poln
to unbound feet"
Yuan MefS letter concludes by say
| ing that the taste of those who ignor'
the beauty of face and form is depray
ed He laments that sensible mel
should be So led away by foolish
J fashion
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FOND OF FlNERY.
elephants Delight Ia Dres. and aor-
geou- Trnppiags,

geou- TrappinRs,
Elephants are passionately fond Of
hncry and delight To see themselves
deckcd out with gorgeous trappings.
The native princes of India Are very
particular Ina choosing their state ele
plants and viii give fabulous sums for
an animal that exactly meets the some
what Ianciful standards they have
erected
For these they have made cloths OF
silk SO heavily embroidered with gold
that two men are hardly able To lift
them
An amusing Instance of elephantine
pride is narrated: The elephant which
usually led the state procession of a
pings We're placed ON one which had
up TO that time occupied only subor
dnate place.
The animal, delighted with its tnery.
showed It's glee 10y 50 many little
squeaks aud kicks of pleasure that gen.
eral attention was attracted 10 It,
Not long after another state process
sion was formed, nnd the previous
Wearer of the gold cloths being re
stored To health. took his accustomed
place and trappings, when The now de
graded beast. imagining. perhaps. that
lie WAS being defrauded OF his promo
ton, was with great difficulty restrain
ed from attacking the leader OF the
parade,
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EARLY FIRE IMPLEMENTS.


/
Undoubtedly the first lire company
organized In this country was formed
/ IN New York In 1858. II was called the
/ Providers and was composed OF eight
men, with $50 buckets, hooks and small
ladders Where the buckets were OBJ
talned and whether or not they were
| in addition to those owned by the town
i the records fail to state. la 1879 Salem
purchased two or three dozen cedar
| buckets besides hooks and other i'm
| plements also the selectmen and two
| others were authorized to take com
mand at fires and to blow up and pull
down buildings when such action was
| necessary, This practice appears to
have been much more common before
the Use of engines than afterWard.
Boston on Sept 8, 1879. ordered that
every quarter Of the town should be
provided with twenty swobes, two
scopes and six axes The sWObes. or
sWabs, az they are now called, were
long handled mOpS that could be used
to put out roof fires The general use
of swabs has long since disappeared,
Jilt WITH u SllEiil DldE' 'lld Aiit
reach of n pail OF water and more i'm.
proved apparatus Is not at hand IA
long handled mop Is today the most er
tcIent article to be used In Japan
these swabs may be seen on many roof
tops.
In 1850 New York ordered that five
ladders and also hooks be made. In
Philadelphia no mention is made OF
public precaution against fire until
1896, when n law was passed forbid
ding the firing Of chimneys or allowing
the same to become foul. Each house
was 10 have II swab bucket Or pail.
Another act was passed In 1900 order
Ing every household to have two leath-
er buckets In the following year six
or eight hooks for the purpose Of tear
Ing down houses were ordered TO be
made
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GOOD CHEER AT MEALS.
The Nsiue of Laughter as sn Aid {.
DtNestton.

me Natue or Laughter as an AID to
Di9estion.
Nothing else win take the place of
good cheer and laughter at meals or
ANY other time in the home There Is
vital connection between amiability
and digestion between good cheer and
assimilation. Laughter Is the best
friend the liver has and depression or
nelancholla It's worst enemy, Numer-
ous experiments have shown that mirth
and cheerfumess stimulate the secre-
ton OF the gastric juices and are pow
erful aids 10 digestion Yet, knowing
this. many of ur sit as gloomy and ab.
sorbed at the table rs ut funeral
In many homes scarcely word Is
spoken at meals outside of requests for
an article of food.
The meal hour ought To mean some
thing besides supplying mere animal
function. The bell which calls the
family TO the table ought TO be the sig
nal for II good time generally, when
all cares should be thrown of and ev-
erybody appear at his best. 1t ought
10 signalize the time for mirth and
laughter. Ii ought TO be looked for
ward 10 by the members OF the fami-
~ as the recess or incoming is looked
forward 10 by pupils In school as let
SWEET Marden in Success Magazine.
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Two irishmen were digging a sewer.
One of them was II big. strong man
about six feet four inches IN height,
and the other one was n little, puny
man about four feet six Inches. The
foreman came along 10 see how the
work was progressing and noticed that
one of them was doing more work than
the other Look here" he cried. how
Is II that little Dennis Dugan, who Is
only half your size. is doing nearly
twice as much work as you, Patrick
CHANGING down TO his partner. Pat re
Piled: And why shouldn't hef Amt
he nearer TO itf'
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On some OF the Yorkshire moors
white posts are to be seen along the
narrow tracks which serve Ms roads
They ar" called "stoops" aud are some,
thing like boundary posts IN appear
ance \ casual observer might imag
Inc that they really did denote II eoun
ty or parish boundary. but such is not
the case When snow covers the
ground and the paths are invisible
these posts point out Where they lie
and SO save the wayfarer from being
lost London Mail.
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Sick Wives and naunhiers

You have often seen them with
pale faces poor appetite, head and
back ache, symptoms common to the
sex. Fathers and mothers lose no
time in securing DIR. Kennedy's
Favorite Remedy. 1t will cost you
$l.00 and is much cheaper than sick
ness. Write to Dr. David Kennedy's
Sons, Rondout, N. Y, for free sam
lie bottle.
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Sleep Is sweet to the laboief and
eonteniment is as necessary to success
as sleep IS to the health. pespise not
the day OF small things. If you have
been industrious and honest and barely
made a living, be contented try to do
better next year, but if you have made
one dollar don't be miserable because
il was not two.
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Deaths from Appendieitls.

decrease in the same ratio thnt the
use of DR.. Kings New Life Pills IN
creases. They save You from danger
and bring quick aud painless release
from constipation and the ills grow
ing ont of it. Strength and yigor al.
ways follow their use. Guaranteed
by Geo. NJ. Shamalia, druggist. 25c.
Try them.
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Dedication Soldiers and Sailors MOnu
ment, PhilIipsbura. N. ].

For the dedication Of the Soldiers and Sail
ors Monument at PhillipsburR, N j., May 10
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell
excursion tickets to Phllipsburg on MAY 10,
good 10 return until May II inclusive, at Sj1gi,
Gpf toT the rObHd t'ip minimum rate p cts)
Milestone, Princeton, Rocky Hill, South Am
boy, Freehold, Philadelphia, ST Martins,
Camden and intermediate stations. and from
MoorestoWn. Browns Mills-in-the- Pines,
Medfnrd, Knknra and intermediate stations
wa kinkorA Branch
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One day four year old Fred climbed
upon II chair to reach something he
wanted
You must not get On that chair with
your feet. dear" said his mother.
Fred looked down ut his feet. evil
IDENTITY puzzled. why. mamma" he
said. Il cant take 'em ofi,'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-05-09

The trouble with people who lay
something 10y for rainy day IS that
they seem TO take such delight in see
ing other people out In the wet.--New
York Times.
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Respect your children and they will
respect you do not mean for the
children to run things" but | do
mean for their reasoning powers to
dcyelope. They are entitled to an
opinion. There will be an awakening
sooner or later, and there will be a
time when they will be on an equal
footing with their parents as citizens of
the nation.
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Many people, especially women
who lead closely confined domestic
lives suffer from what In general
terms is called nervousness" Among
all forms of treatment none has even
approached in success the intelligent
use of DIR. Kennedy's Favorite Rem.
edy of Rondout n. Y which promotes
an easy and natural action of the di.
gestive organs and imparts tone to the
nervous system.
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Correct English,
How to use it. y
a MONTHLY MAGAZINE DEOTED TO
THE USE or ENGLISH
JOSEPHINE TuRck BAKER. Eoroa
Partial Contents for this Month

Course in English for the Beginner.
Course IL English ior the Advanced
Pupil
How 10 Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The AIT of Conversation.
Shonld and Would; How to use Them.
Pronuneiations Century Dictionary.
Correct English IN the Home.
Correct English in the School.
What TO Say and What Not to Say
Course in Letter Writing and Punctu-
alton.
Alphabetic list of Authorizations.
Business English for the Business Man.
Compound Words; How to Write
Them.
Studies in English Literature.
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The railways are maintaining 1t
noisy silence about rate legislation.
They have the discretion to wait I'M
til law is passed before criticising
IL
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Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's
Home, New York, Break up Colds in ~ hours
cure Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Trou
bles, Teething Disorders,and Destroy Worms
AT all druggists, e0c Sample mailed FREE
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Two Large Stones
Passed From Bladder.
DR.. KENNEDY'S
TAvORlTE
U REMEDY

for heard much about its good results. II hepet
me go that kept ii up, and now have not takef
any Tor ycBr aud am IN good health. never have
any pains my appetite ls good, and my old billions
ness has left me. During the time WAS TAX
ing fatorite Kennedy 1 passed two quite
large stones and I have never been trbu-
bltd with my bladder since"
Write 10 Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Roudont \
Y, for n free ample bottle Of Dr. David Kennedy
tayore RemelY, the great Kidney, Liver aud Flood
medicine. Lafge bottles tl.0O, al all druggists
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-05-09
Reduced R0trs TO Wilkesbarre Account
Old Home Week

For he Centennial Jubilee and Old Home
week at Wilkesbarre, Pa, May 10, Ii and l..
the PENNSYLVANIA Railroad Company will sell
excursion tickets to Wlkesbarre, May 9 10 =
inclusive enu 10 return until May II inclu
9iYe, Mt siagt, s.lse for me JOulfd frip, tmini
mum rate - . from Belydere, Trenton
nhiladelpha alnmbia, York, HarrsbnrR,
Williamapnrt. CpMiey and intermediate sta
tons, inclndln' stations on the Schuylkiu
and SHnbHfg DIVISIONS.
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4 person who has not business ca
pacity would do better to work foi
one who has. rather than to round NJ
life of failures.
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-Lsmhertville Puff. Sc. An hon.
est cigar, The favorite brand of fas
tidious smokers. j. b. Kline \ Son
No. % Bridge st. Lambertville, Nj
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ltaW Nnt 10.

please read our paper" annotated
the editor In returning the manuscript.
Il do" wrote back the contributor,
land my stuff is designed to show that
know what Is the matter with your
old paper Philadelphia Ledger.
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What would grocery store he
that didn't sell sugar? About the
same grade as cigar store that
doesn't sell "Lambertville Putfs. .
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Parent How did you get along with
your geography lesson today. Johnnie?
Pupil Beautifully The teacher was
so pleased that she made me stay after
school and repeat it all over again. only
just TO her
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ST. A YEAR. SEND iOCTS. FOR SAMPLE COPY
CORRECT ENGLISH, Evanston, III.

LADIES We pay cash for starting and con.
4 Quoting Soap Premium Clubs Write for par
! ticplars SOVEREIGN MIG co ,Gg Eleventh
+ Ave Newark n J.
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1t is almost rs hard for Maxim Cor
Ky to get into hotel in this country
a. to keep out of Jail at home.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-05-09

She's these are the china bargaIn s
you advertised! Dealer Yes, ma'am,
and they're going FOR little or nothing
She-All right. I'll take that blue dish
for nothing London Answers
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-05-09

There is no happiness in having
and getting, bnt only IN giving; half
the world IL on the wrong scent in the
pursuit Of happiness.