davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

There 10 nj least one thing to be al.
mired about Governor Broward he
stands up on the same platform that
he got In on--drainARe Of the Ever.
efndea
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

John Mcdaniel and W. s. Osborn
will soon start a new paper at Live
Oak. Mr, Osborn is well known in
Gainesville. where he was for several
years connected with the Hill Print
ing Company. He ia one OF the best
Job printers in the country.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

Senator FrAnk Adams says he would
not have the 0overnovhip % Florida
n u were offered hin on a silvgr
platter, How about United States
Senator, FrankS
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

AZ between Jerome aud Hearst IL 10
NO sender ,ha, TAmmany 10 found
on The eide Of the latter for governor
81 ksw lork Jerome 10 . political
ingrats. With considerable Of The ras-
cal mlxsd With IL. While HsaFsl prae.
biess wha, sv presshss IN politics.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

A contemporary says the man who
found sermons IN stone. and good In
everything" would soon get sick az
food Inspector these days
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

II Hearst aud Hughes are the Demo.
cratic and Republican nominees for
Governor Of New York the corpora.
tions will have 90 take 10 the woods.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

A Tennessee paper tells ~ an ice man
who was shot by mistake Tor y tobber
The Jseksonville ice consumers would
like Tor the Tennessee paper TO explain
how 90 tell the difference
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

Not Satisfied with hls other numer.
Gus duties, President Roosevelt 10 un-
dertaklnR 10 manage the Congressional
campaign for the Republicans.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

A Missouri farmer has been arrested
for cheating a lawyer. Another veri.
ficAtIon ~ the old saying that the
worm Will turn
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

The Twice-a-week sun is an eght.page forty
column paper, published every Monday and
Thursday, aud contains all the news Of the
week, local, State aud general, and will be
mailed postage free, to any rRtt Of the United
States or Canada, for !i.oo year-in advance.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

Appointments on the Bryan recep'
ton committee seem 20 have been had
for the asking.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

All Advertising bills become due after 6rsi
appearance Of advertisement, unless otherwise
stipulated In contract. Parties not known to US
will be required to pay for advertising In ad-
vance. Address, THE DAILY SUN,
GAtNEsvILLG, FLA.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For Justice OF the Supreme. Court
CHAS. Il. PARKHILL. Of Escambis,
JAMES n. WHITFIELD. OF Leon.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For Railroad Commissioner:
NEWTON A. Bitch. OF Levy.
H. HUDSON BURR. OF Dade.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For State Attorney. sth Circuit:
J. NJ. RIVERS.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

Reading notices In local column 10 cents u line
for FIRST insertion and cents for each additional
Insertion.
Rates for display advertising made known on
application.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For State Senator, 32d District:
II. n. MCCREARY.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused
by it--heart dis
case, pneumonia,
heart failure or
apoplexy are often
the result of kid.
ney disease. II
kidney trouble Is
allowedtoadyance
neutrality-suspicious.
ell blood will at
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES.

For Member OF Congress, "a Congressional
District.
FRANK CLARK, Of Columbia.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

THR DAILY suN published every morning ex-
eept Monday, delivered by carrier in the city, or
nailed to any part Of the United States, postage
tee, for IS a year, $3.50 AE months; sLas three
months; OF 50 cents IT, FIVE weeks-strictly In
advance,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For Members House OF Representatives
sgd l.. CARTER.
r. A. DOKE
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

OFFICE; PORTER BLOCK.
oo5 w. Main street, $. TELEPHONE 43-7
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.

There is a disease prevailing in this
most dangerous because 60 decep-
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

FOR Member OF Congress- "a ConRressior
District.
FRANK CLARK, OF Columbia.
For Justice OF the Supreme Court
CHAS. u. PARKHILL. Of Escambis.
JAMES u. WHITFIELD. OF Leon,
For Railroad Commissioner:
NEWTON A. Bitch, OF Levy.
X. HUDSON BURR. OF Dade.
For State Attorney. sth Circuit
J, NJ. RIVERS.
For state senator, 32d Districts
II. n. MccREARY.
For Members House OF Representatives
SYD l.. CARTER.
r. A, DOKE.
For County Tax Assessor,
W. W. CoLsON.
For County Tax Collector:
W. d. DICKINSON.
For County Treasurer:
Il. II. PEELER
For Members School Board
II. u, BROOKER.
IF. FUTCH
n. ~ WEEKS.
For County Commissioners
J, "a. DAMPIER.
Eff PAULLING
j. y. TOWNSEND
W. J. MATTHEW'S.
q. {. PEDRiCK
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For County Tax Assessor
W. W. COLSON.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For County Tax Collector:
w. ID. DICKINSON.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For Members School Board.
II. II, BROOKER
DE-. FUTCH.
II. n. WEEKS.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-08-30

For County Treasurer:
Il. II. PEELER
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27
Yande|| -Cugenheim Company

Mr.. w. H. Robertson went to
Princeton Friday with his daughter
Mrs. j. 4. Harmon who was leav-
iRg for her new home in the Texas
Panhandle.
FOR SALE:--The old j. r. Finley
homestead, one of the most desirable
locations in Marion for home. For
particulars address A. W. Finley,
Vicksburg, Mississippi.
Mrs. Adna Kuykendall and son
Joe, and daughter Ida left Tuesday
for their new home in Princeton, KY,
Mrs. Kuykendall has one son there
and they are moving so all can be
together.
Attorney W. H. Clark returned
Tuesday after spending two weeks in
Spartanburg and Chester, South Car
olinia looking into the titles of some
real estate in Spartanburg and Ches-
ter counties, s. e.
Capt. Geo. o. Hart the hardware
merchant, of Paducah died at 9, 45
Wednesday Sept. 10Th. He was a
brother-in- law of Mrs Carrie Max
we'll, of Ardmore, Ind. territory, who
formerly lived here.
Presley Grayot Kemp, the two
year old son, of r. H. Kemp, took a
dive off foot plank into his fathers
pond one day last week, and but for
the timely arrival of his father would
have drowned.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Gugenheim Wis
tied relatives near Providence Mon
day afternoon. Mr.. Gugenheim re-
turned Tuesday, but Mrs. Gugen-
helm intends to spend few days
longer,
Norman Henry, who was working
for the Electric light Co. in Charles
ton, Mo-, returned home few days
ago, on account of being severely
hurt by fall from a pole which
struck him across one of his legs. He
narrowly escaped being killed.
Seldom Ainsworth is confined at
home with fever. We hear he is
threatened with appendicitis. We
hope he will soon be up. Seldom is
a very busy man, We don't see he can
take time to be sick.
Judge W. f. Cowper, of Smith
land, candidate for the Legislature was
in the city Monday meeting the peo-
Pile. He made a favorable impress
sion on all new acquaintance. Judge
Cowper for many years has been we'll
known to most of our people.
John Hughes, Fredonia boy who
formerly attended Marion Graded |
School aud is well known here has a
inc position now at Collins, Miss.
md is much pleased with his new
lone In the south.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27
Yandell-Gu9enheim Go

Ed Rice the managing heau of the
firm of w. G. Rice 4 Sons tobacco
mist at Kelsey, KY, is having his
beautiful home equipped with water
works system, the tank is placed on
top of their stemery it will serve a
double purpose, of 6reprotection and
also supply his residence and lawn
with water.
T. A. Bugg and wife, of Fredonia,
returned from the State Fair at Lex
ington, KY, Friday at noon. Mr.
Bugg who is one of the best stock
dealers in this section of Ky, was
much pleased with stock exhibits of
the Blue Grass Metropolis and was
bidder for some of the fine stock
which was sold there, he did not get
what he bid on but he made the 9TH
er fellows know he was there and
that he was not easely bluffed.
FOR SALE:-Hotel Dycusburg
brick building, stone foundation,
metal roof, IA rooms, veranda q ect.
The only hotel in the town, controls
commercial travel. Located on main
street near steamboat landing, also
two story store house. Address Mrs
Rhodes, Dycusburg, KY, Hotel Dy-
cusburg.
DR.. j. N. Todd, the well known
physician and surgeon, of the Fredo-
MIA valley, has been urged to enter
the race for Representative from
Caldwell Co., in the. next general
assembly, but feels that his practice
and business interests are such he
can not well leave them. At pre-
sent there is no other mentioned !
candidate excepting Josh Catlett the
Editor of the Princeton Leader who
on account of his experience there
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27
ADDITIONAL LOCALS

Charles Lawery,of Smithlaud, KY,
was in the city Thursday;
Miss Nell Gray, of Salem, KY, was
visiting friends Tuesday.
We are glad to learn that Miss
Mary Finley who has been quite
sick for some time is much better.
FOR SALE-Printlng plant at a
low price For further information
address, y. Y. H., Sta c., Louis
vile, Ky.
John HOgard, the venerable retired
minister, father of Rev, W. F. Ho-
gard. passed through the city enroute
to Central City to attend Conference.
Old Hickory is as pure as dew and
is as good for medicinal purposes as
ever, take home a bottle twill keep
off malaria and drive away the blues.
Dave Woods and little son Mar
shall, of Spring Grove, Union, Co.,
were here Saturday and Sunday the
guests OF his parents R. H. Woods
and wife.
Phil Deboe and wife, of Bebee,
Ark, have returned here to visit
their children, Mrs. Geo. Thomas
and Mrs. Jas. Pickens. They may
remain several weeks.
FOR SALE:--Two houses and
lots in Dycusburg, half interest in
house and lot and undertaking bus
mess two small farms of 80 acres
cheap for cash sell quick call on the
Undersigned at Dycusburg, KY,
Respectfully,
p. X. and M. j. Cooksey.
Be sure and register Tues
day Oct. End to vote for our
fellow townsman Ollie James.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

Fredonia and Kelsey together make
a No l town; Each has a splendid
citizenship and fine patronage. A
visit there recently convinced the
writer that there is the foundation
there for several good enterprises.
A car-line from the depot to the
limits, could be built almost by
the citizens with their own employees
and timber. An electric light plant
could be built and made to pay div
idends. Already the town has a
creamery as good as there is any
where, and it has inexhustaole sup
plies of lime stone for making good
streets and crossings. In fact this
town has taken on new life. And
the public need not be surprised at
any Improvements that may matera-
lie in the near future.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

We regret that on account of
breakage Of machinery our colored
pictorial magazine section will not
appear again until October 18th or l l
Crittenden Press.
The RECORD regrets very much the
breakage in the Press machinery
and hopes it can be repaired soon.
If we have anything in our little
shop that is needed call on US. Our
large colored supplement press is not
in use all the time, and if you need
lithographing stone just step to the
door and whistle.-CRITTENDEN RE-
CORD.
Thanks; we may have to call on
you some time.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27
Notice..

The season. of the Chapel Hill
church has called meeting of the
congregation at the church on next
Sunday at II a. III. for the purpose
of deciding whether or not they wish
the church transferred from the Pres
bytery of Louisville to the Prince
ton Presbytery of the former q. p.
JAS. ALEX. HILL.
clerk of session.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

The good record made by any en-
ployee is his or her best and ouly
certificate for continuous employ
ment. Therefore the one whose
conscience tells him or her that the
full duty has been done, honest SER
vice rendered and no Sinking done
need have no fear Of loosing his or her
place. Such are always sought and
wanted on every hand.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

By the Kindnessof Mrs. B. Walker
we are able to copy this week an in
teresting item from a copy of the
CRITTENDEN Press dated July Goth,
1881. The paper is over 25 years
old and was mailed to her father, the
late Rueben French. On second
page under the caption of Looking
Backward" will be found a letter
from Rev. =. L. II. Walker 30 Hon.
j. W. Blue, Sr. 0rher items from
this old paper will appear next week.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

during past sessions when he was
cloak room keeper one session and at
a later session senate bell clerk.
LOST:-Last Tuesday Sept. 18th,
between Tolu and the old Stations
farm, a white hand bag containing
my watch, handkerchief and cards
with my name on them and watch
fob. A reward will be paid for its
return to the Press Office
ALLIE MAY YATES,
Marion Ky.
W. S. Rice, the tobacco exporter
and capitalist, of Fredonia, who
with his bride has been on tour of
Europe, with his bride sailed on the
10Th from Liver Pool for New York
and is expected to reach home this
week. They will go toulouse keep
ing at once at the Thos. Butler
place south OF Fredonia. This splen-
did country seat is to be completely
over hauled and equipped with all
modern convenences, such as water
works steam heat and ect. And
when ready for its new Mistress it
will be an ideal home.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION
CASH IN ADVANCE,
THURSDAY, SEPT. %. 1906

We are authorized to announce W.
+. COwPER, of Smithland, as a can
didate to represent the counties of
Crittenden and Livingston in the next
General Assembly, subject to the
action of the Democratic party.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

Cuba is holding the worlds at
tentisn just at this time. Secretaries
Taft and Bacon visited the Island
with avowed intention of bringing
about peace and order out of rebel
lion and chaos. Their mission is a
most delicate one but they are known
to be equal to it.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

THEY had heavy fall Of snow In
Montana this year IN advance of the
Autumnal equinox. The sun
crossed the equator last Friday and
as usual bad weather has followed.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27

Woods & Orme nave the largest
stock and lowest prices on tablets,
school books and everything In the
way of school supplies, Don't for
get the place-Woods & Orme.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-09-27
0be Grittenoerl press
S. M. JENKINS Editor and Publisher.

Entered as second-class matter June 26th, 1870,
at the postoffce at Marion Ky, under the Act Of
Congress of March 3rd, 1870
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-31
MICHIGAN takes
A HIGH STAND A!
Will Take No Action Likely to
Involve North Carolina in
Litigation.
sEcY Of. WAR SEND TROOPS l]
sEC'Y OF WAR SEND TROOPS
Fine improvements On Principal
Thoroughfares Religious
Awakening.
Especial to The Times Dispatch,


RALEIGH. N. c.. March Ex-Governor
Glenn returned this morning from his
trip to the western part Of the State,
and found awaiting him letter from
Governor Warner, of Michigan, relative
to the recent action Of the Chief Exccu-
tive of Michigan In declining gift Of
North Carolina repudiated bonds to that
State Ivy the Committee of North Caro-
Ina l3ondholders, OF which John G..
Carlisle is chairman. In the letter, Gov
crnor Warner assures Governor Glenn
that he may rest assured that no 40
ton will be taken by the State of Mich
isan that will cause North Carolina em-
harrassment or litigation" He encloses
a letter which he sent to Chairman Louis
Ogden of the Bondholders Committee, In
"hich he declares In declining the bonds,
The State Of Michigan does not care
to be placed In position where 1t can
be said that 1t is being used to involve
another State In litigation"
Governor Glenn has received from the
Secretary OF War a letter In which lie
grants Governor CLIENTS request for
limited States troops to participa to in the
great Mecklenburg Declaration OF Inde-
ircndence celebration at Charlotte. May
goth He writes that If possible he will
send battalons OF both infantry and ar-
tilery.
The old Carrollton Hotel, corner OF
Fayetteville and Cabarrus Streets, is be-
Ing torn down to give place to three
modern apartment houses on Fnyotte-
vile Street and two cottages on Cabarrus
Street,
Work will begin In a few days on the
handsome office building on Martin
Street, between the Tucker building and
[Sthe Capital Club building. The latter Is,
4 is understood to lease the third floor
&c the new building to be used in con
melton with tho club rooms, ns apart
mAnts to 10 lct'.to members or their
frNGls visiting In tho ely.
~, sc.4es of revival services under
the tHspIces Of tho Raleigh Evangelical
Allianle. by Dr. Chadwick, the distin-
guisileA thoologian, Of Leeds, England
closed DIST night. or rather Dr. Chad
wick pre'vl@d his last sermond OF the
series tp-nglHxat Tabernacle Baptist
Church, They 1--we been highly success
ful, quickening Christian life among the
membership Of all& he churches and bring
Ing about several HUNDRED perfectlons.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-31
BURIED IN sNOW-sLIDE.
Probable Fate Of Highland Coun-
ty Boy, Who Went West.
lal to Tho TImes- DIspatGh,)

Especial TO Ino Ilmes- DlspatCA,)
MONTERREY, Va. March SO-The prob-
ability that Highland boy lies buried
beneath II snowside in The Colorado
mountains has cast gloom over tho
old home, near Meadow Dale,
Two brothers, Paul and Clay, sons OF
Peter Gum, Esq, had come IN iron,
the West for n visit. After a stay or
several weeks, both started back, Feb
runry 9sth. Discouraged by the prospect
of big strike and the unsettled state
of mining affairs the latter re-eonsld-
cred and came back after having started,
Paul. however, went to Colorado, IL
was forty miles from silyer'ra on the
day previous to The terrific .snows!idn
and. in his ettep, bearing that date.
he expressed his plrrose or staft,lIs at
once for the section where the avalanche
seems to have done Its fatal W):k.
Ills anxious father has Fri.tll ana
wired for information, but, rs yet, hns
heard nothing either to relieve or cons
firm his fears,
Paul Gum is, or was. an excellent
young man, handsome and Of llHe physl-
que, {NaIHFg n 9s8.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-31
sLEPT\ALoPT,
A Telegraph LiAeman Creates a
Big Excitement at Top of Pole,

(special to Tho Times Dispatch)
WILMINGTON, ~ C, March so.-Fully
a thousand people were attracted and
startled yesterday afternoon by behold
linz the form Of lineman on a narrow
platform atithe top of one OF the, highest
telegraph poles in the city, The lineman.
by name. j, NJ. AppeLy, is employed by
me Wesss Nat he he eest hsnr lp wnpa,n
steadily night and day for several days.
and that he climbed the high pole and
thought he would be allowed to enjoy
quiet nap on the small cable box plat
form fully THY Zee, rect n me ar, a. tlrst
and j. IS. Turner. of Norfolk, Va, climb
ed the pole to investigate He discovered
that tho llneman was asleep. but was
afraid to awake him. He came down
the pole and sent for brother linemen of
the siceping man, In the meantime there
was a general excitement on the street,
The hospital ambulance came Changing
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-31
MURDER CASE.
Hung Jury in Case Of Ben Viii
liams, Negro Fireman.

Especial TO The Times Dispatch.)
RALEIGH. N. c.. March 3o.--Bcn VIII
liams, negro Seaboard fireman, was on
trial to-day in Wcxe Rprcrior Court for
the murder OF Alex. Clark. scaboard
brakeman In this city. February 18th.
The killing is admitted and the plea sc {
up that Williams had been on such 4
drunken spree for aevcrnl days TINT ne
was not wholly Responsible for his net.
The jury is out to- night. unable to agree.
The most damaging testimony WIS by
j. "A. Spencer, chief Of police OF Hamlet.
He arrested Williams the day after
the killing. He found him picking a g,li :
tar at negro tenement. He attempted
to draw his revolver, but the officer COW
cred him first. williams then asked tho
officer II Clark was dead, and being told
that he died Instantly, Williams said he
guessed that he would be hanged; that nc
had rs soon die BY having his neck bros
ken ms any other way, Just 80 he kne"
Clark was dead, too.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-31
FIRED /. FARM HOUSE! USE.
FOR INSURANCE
Noted Case Again Continued Be
cause Of Non-Appearance
Of Witness.
Especial to The Times Dlspatch.)

: r
RALEIGH, NJ C.. March S0,-There was
another order for continuance this after
noon in the.noted case BY State Insurance
Commissioner Young against NJ, T. Norris,
prominent merchant here charging him
with setting fire to the, Norris farm-
house, so that his wife could collect tho
insurance Of $500 from tho North Carolina
Home Insurance Company,
Now the continuance Is to Wednesday,
of next week, and is because OF the failure
of j. J. Thomas, of Moncure, to appear
in obedience to a subpoena for his pres
ence for cross-exa animation as to tho
affidavit he made since the hearing that
he swore falsely, and that he really saw
no fire In the house after Norris had
visited It. Counsel reported that the
subpoena was served on Thomas three
days ago, and It was said that he was
seen to take the train at Merry Oaks
this morning, and Is believed to have
gone to Durham,
An instant cnn'as was Issued, and
Thomas Is to be arrested at once and
brought to Raleigh II found,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-31
Merely Joking.

o. II . 1
Numbering the Effect.-Mrs. D'Aubrey
Brown: well, how did they hang your
picture r" Mr.. d Aubrey Brown: How?
They lynched it.''--Life.
Was .lt Her, Arm 7--"Denh me! She
told me she had been vaccinatc1. We'll,
what's the Y natter Persy?" and |
asked her If her arm hurt. and then sh"
blushed. wondah why?"-Houston
Chronicle.
In the Divorce Relt.-"They don't
promise to be \ a. sister to you In St.
Louis" "No7',55 mo; they just say:
Look me UP again In about six months "
Houston Chronicle.
lntentlonal.--"Whygd do you book agents
never shut tho door behind you?" In
quired the victim. rs 1t carelessness?"
mo, sir" replied the book agent, ITS
caution hiladelphia Record.
Order Of Precedence.---'''Wcll we've a
bounncig youngster at our house" II
s'pose YOU take second place In the
household now?"E MOL take third
place. Tho rubber plant gets showed
back into place number two. Houston
Chronicle.
Theatrical Back Talk.-The Star (ot
the Ilnigtstand Comedy Company: did
you know there was cigar named after
me o.. The Low Como dian (whose salary
Is in arrcnrs): II guess that was one Of
them ! just smokedN The Star: IN
deed What makes YOU think so?" The
Low Comedian: ut didn't draw very
well"-Puck,f3 as3' |ASEsils