Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-11

PoAOue PLASTER Ill the nOuSe!
Perhaps / may have" she replied.
Is it for a backacheH
No, ma'am," responded the hobo
"ljest want ter patch hole in me
pants"
Pill Manufacturer: al like the de.
sign very much, and if you don't mind
taking that harp out of her hand, and
putting string of livers there instead,
so that can use the picture as an
advertisement for my twenty-five min.
ute liver cure, I'll take it at your own
figure"
There is too much 40 blood in San
Francisco citizens to imagine for a mo.
ment that San Francisco, as q city,
will be nothing to what it was before
the disaster, San Francisco will be
built up better and more picturesque
than ever was dreamed of by its local
citizers and well-wishers.
Sarsh Bernhardt will play, while in
Seattle, at the Leshi Park pavilion, at
Lake Washington. As "divine Sarah"
may possibly stray behind one OF the
single hanging ropes on the stage, and
become lost, her manager should see
that every knot-hole, crack and crew.
ice is guarded by the finest of meshed
WIRE netting.
| The editor OF the Vancouver Inde-
pendent is up in arms as to the man.
ner in which laws are handled by
officials of that burg. He goes off
half-cocked, as it were, and after read.
ing some OF his ideas as to reform,
imagine that he is riding the reform
horse to death, so to speak. His brain
is too narrow to grasp humanity and
its ways.
The Ledger says the P.-I. lies about
Tacoma. a."-POrtland Oreg0nian.
The wise P.-L. doesn't mind what the
Ledger says, and takes no notice as to
its Dowie fakings. Far as Seattle be.
ing the leading city Of Puget Sound,
with its ever increasing ommerce, the
Post.Intelligencer rests peacefully and
contentedly, satisfied in this respect
that the Ledger cannot lie about Sc
attle.
The editor OF the Spokane Outburst
has been presented with q cook. book
and he devotes q small space to laud
the book. 1t was compiled by Mrs.
Permelia Edwards of that city. The
editor says "While possessed of little
material upon which to practice, he
acknowledges with many thanks the
receipt of the useful book" No doubt
ii the Spokesn,an.Repie had its way
the editor of the Otiburst would be
placed where he would not have any
material At all "upon which he could
practice" and where all the cooking 10
dOno ny folk fnrnishad by the State.
The Outburst, of Spokane, issue of
April 9th, contained cartoon labeled,
Turning EN- Loose" II depicted
Gov. Mead as opening the door OF tho
State Penitentiary, and convicts with
their stripped suits coming out with
knife and club. Ed. Spencer, who
was sentenced from Spokane county
TO thirteen years for the cowardly
murder of q young woman, ia seen
with revolver in one hand, while with
the other he is grasping q woman who
lies on the floor. BY the hair. Wonder
if Gov. Mead will place this in his al
bum of pictures from newspapers,
wherein no appears?
The Publicity Edition" of the
Yakima Democrat. April 28th, was q
fine and dandy" one. One of the
most novel and interesting points
about it, was the brief notice accorded
each business firm. One does not
have to wade through the history Of
their ancestors before learning who
they are and what vocation they fol.
low. Il was . great undertaking by
the publisher, and the citizens Of
North Yakima should appreciate the
vast amount of good it will accomp-
lish by purchasing many copies and
sending them to friends and acquaint.
ances in the Eastern States.
"J. Hamilton Lewis, formerly Con.
gresham from this State, now Corpora.
to sixty days in Jail last Monday for con-
tempt Of court. The handsome ex-Con.
gresham was given an opportunity to
i
withdrew q certain suit. As he would
probably have lost his flowing and
spectacular beard if he had gone to Jail he
was not long in complying with the
order of the court. rt."-VGneOuper Inde.
pendent.
The Independent editor should not
Jump ct conclusions. President Roose-
welt even made il known 10 that Illi-
nois Judge who sentenced James Ham.
ilton Lewis, that he Che Judge) was
making . farce OF the United States
laws, and promptly sat down ON that
official. James Hamilton Lewis shew
the Judge a trick worth four Jail
sentences.
The comfort, or otherwise, of . rail.
way journey, depends 80 much on the
kind of companions one has. A little
courtesy and . pleasant word or two,
90 long way in making long jour.
ney seem shorter, but gruffness makes
everyone uncomfortable. The other
day l was in . railway coach where
. young mother with baby had un.
knowingly taken the seat which bad
been occupied by man q few mo.
ments before. Presently he returned
Though well.dressed l cannot call
him q gentleman. Manners maketh
man." and his were not good. He
gruffly asked for his place, and the
young mother hurriedly moved from
the seat. There was no word of
thanks, but the man sat down, leaving
his grip still in the corner of the seat,
and taking up considerably more than
his share of the room. Perhaps he
felt superior when doing so. If 90. it
was merely in his own estimation.
Though the other travellers said moth
ing, it was plain to see what they
thought.
Il "WoMEN don't have logical minds!"