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Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

There are apparently several Rus
sian. army officers who imagine they
will have a call TO play Napoleon after
the peasants have sacked the estates
OF the landlords and they are doing
nothing TO block destiny.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16
prosecution of LawIess Trusts.
Chicago Tribune

The payers and the receivers OF rebates
are being pursued with merciless activity
bv the law officers Of the national gov
ernment Offenders are being brought 10
Justice and the courts are laying down
the law in a manner calculated to strike
terror to the hearts of the corporations
that have been fattening on rebates.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

The fact that noncommissioned
ofieer holds higher place than a cap
tain In the list Of marksmen OF the
American army indicates that rank
cuts little figure against merit in this
branch OF the military service.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Insurance companies that insist on
compromising with San Francisco
policy holders will have difaculty in
securing an unprejudiced jury should
they have To go into the courts there.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

To prove that the memory OF the
government is longer than that Of the
people, 1t may be noted that one OF the
postal fraud" cases he's been called
for trial in Washington--and Beavers
is but a dim memory.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Fhe county might drive a profita-
BILE trade by drafting prominent bust
ness men to serve as Jurors at 81 per
day and then charging them $40 per
day to get of.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Ellen Terry announces a farewell
tour Of the United States. That popu-
lar demonstration TO the actress in
London. could not fail to bear fruit in
the advertising department.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Some highly amusing stories were told
by Mr.. Hitchcock and others.--world-
Herald account OF reception to Nebrs ska
postmasters and their wives.
But not the story told by Mr.. Hitch
cock the last time he was the star per-
former at the Commercial club.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

II the Crow reservation drawing is
no more satisfactory than those in
South Dakota and Utah. participants
may feel like demanding a fraud
order against the general land Office
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

The contest between autocracy and
democracy in Russia might be shorn
of some complications If the revolu-
tionists would reassure foreign inves-
tors that Russian obligations would be
honored in case of change in the
form of government.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

The local democratic organ is still
busy turning down the appointments
of the democratic mayor. There must
he brisk business Tor the democratic
harmony committee.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Were the spirit Of Daniel Boone
eognizant Of mundane affairs. IL would
surely be amused to see a monument
erected TO hts memory by a state he
left because Il refused 70 give him
the property which he had won by the
hardships OF pioneer life.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Another excursion next week indi-
Gates at least one department OF the
Commercial club is letting no grass
grow under its feet
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

With an insurrection reported in
Cprea, Japanese soldiers may have fur
Their drill before the next bear hunt.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

That appeal to the republican party
for rain is directed to the wrong ad-
dress. 1t should be sent to some of
the democratic spouters.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

a correspondent on duty at the sessions
OF the Russian duma describes It as the
most democratic and picturesque assembly
In the world. It's democracy Is attested
by the statement that princes are seated
between peasant members. and. further
more. that thgir relations are most cor
dial. The variety OF garb typihes to a
large extent the many races and clans rep
resented. Many Of the peasants says
the correspondent, have dressed them
selves like their cadet friends; that is,
mainly in sack suits. usually dark colorcd
and starched' collars and ties. About half
of them however still wear their embroid-
cred cotton blouses and top boots only
the Polish and Little Russian peasants
make an effort at a brave appearance,
with their white long wooden. coats, or
caftans. often braided, rather deliberately,
and with broad magenta wooden sashes, or
leather belts. six inches wide one of them
has retained his caftan and sash, but
discarded the embroidered homemade shirt
for cosmopolitan haberdashery.
There is a Polish member who is dressed
in light blue tights. and a short Elton
jacket and Hessan boots. He has curly
hair and looks exactly like the hero of
'Cavallerta Rusticana' There is a eau
casian member who Is dressed in long
white flannel coat reaching to his knees,
adorned with an intricate pattern of dark
crimson braid, and he also wears Ions
soft brown sleeveless cloak hanging from
his shoulders. bordered with vermilion
stripes. There are some socialists who
wear no collars. and there is, OF course,
every kind of headdress you can conceive
Taken as a whole 1t is a youthful as
semblage. The peasants, with a few ex-
ceptions, are between 25 and 10 years,
and some of them appear almost boys
The cadets are somewhat older, ranging
mainly from S5 to IS years. One notices
preponderance Of professors, barristers
and journalists. often combined in one
Regarded all. round the dums is scrup-
ulously attentive, and apparently all but
few Of the peasants have clear idea
of what is going on
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Fortunately political activity does
not have to be suspended in Iowa until
the tangle at Davenport is Strengthened
out. ';.:':'i.'s'
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Since Mr.. Bryan's visit to Russia he
may be permitted to amend his con-
lrast OF democracy and socialism.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

With the "anti-Mormon" provision
out of the statehood bill. Oklahoma
and the Indian Territory may start on
an equal footing with the other states.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Speaker Cannon proposes to keep his
record straight even II compelled to
recognize some other man as presiding
ofiicer. & .:.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16
Another special Interest cared For.

one result OF the suggestion that the gov
eminent could save vast sums OF money
by manufacturing its own explosives is the
election Of Colonel Dupont Of Della ware, the
president Of the Powder trust. to the
United States senate.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

c. G. ROSEWATER,'
General Manager
Subscribed In my presence and sworn to
before me this 4th day of June, 1906.
(SeaD NJ. B. HUNGATE,
Notary Public
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16
sousins the Old Kentucky Home.

81 IluuI7 INVUuUIIV'
Water and Waterson! Rain and ruin
The weather man at Louisville ought 20 be
bnaished 10 a cannibal isle.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

ease, and the doctor saws he's nert...t,,
well."-Milwaukee Sentinel 0'S
cynical Bachelor-How long do YOU think
the honeymoon lasts?
sweet Sixteen with open-eyed wondsrl-
Why, forever.-Somerville journal
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

The London correspondent of the New
York Sun, commenting on the'effect abroad
of recent exposures of American corpora
tons, says: 1T becomes the duty, how
ever painful, of any conscientious corre-
spondent to inform his countrymen of the
indictment which the world at large is
bringing against them and to warn them
that it is not corporate criminals alone
who are being arraigned. 1t is the whole
American people who stand today at the
bar of public opinion before their sister
nations. Never before has American com
mercial honor been so attacked abroad.
Never before have the American people
been so criticised for neglecting their pri-
mary public duties.
THE old world has come to believe in
general terms that American business
methods are rotten. 1t is a sad thing to
write of the reputation of ones country,
but 1T is the simple truth, and the truth
better be told without disguise 1t will
take more than a paper reorganization %
the great life insurance companies and a
cleaning Of the Augean stables at Chicago
to restore European belief in American
honesty and fair dealing. II will be a long
time before public opinion on this side of
the Atlantic will have any confidence in
American corporate reform"
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

do you believe there really is any such
thing as a painless dentist2"
Yes. / attended the funeral OF one q
few days ago."-Chicago Record-Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

"A nan who sails a flying machine is
known as an aeronaut, but what would
you call a woman in an airshtp?
I'D call her down."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16
WHEN OUT OF TOWN.

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
pOrarily should have The Bee
nailed TO them. Address will be
changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Cant l induce you to go to church p
asked the earnest evangelist.
20, not fur mine, DocH replied the hobo
Perhaps you have some feeling against
the church that may be-"
mo, l amt got no grudge agin il; mine
was a home weddin' ."-Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION
state of Nebraska, Douglas County, e;
Bee Publishing Company. being duly sworn;
saws that the actual number OF tull ano
complete copies. Of The Daily, MoImnk,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during
ne rnonth Of Nav. 1906 was as folloWsi
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16
LAUGHING GAS.

RaSson Tatters-What does desc society
papers mean be a "man-about town."
Weary Willie-Well, Raysy. that's nothin'
In the world but hobo that always
manages TO have the prlce.-Philadelphla
Ledger.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Lawscn-Here is an advertisement in the
paper Of man who says ne has 10000 and
wants to go into business"
Dawson--Well?
Lawson-Well, why does a man who has
100000 want to go into business ?-Somer
vile Journal.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Poor Mrs. Wilkinst She is so young
and her welded life has been such a bitter
disappointment"
'In what way?'
"She married that wealthy old wilkins
under the impression that he had heart dis
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

The British WRThofffce has resolved TO
withdraw the entire garrison from the
little island 1,4OO miles off the coast of
Guinea where Napoleon died and where,
in recent years. the conquered Boer gem
erals had their habitatlon At first thought
this may hseem an insignificant matter
but, as it Will be presently pointed out IN
the House of Commons, IT means ruin -
the permanent inhai54tants of St Helena,
The total estimHtgd value of the islands
wealth is only 100000, divided among
about 10000 inhabitants. 70 keep this
wealth productive, the garrison, which IN
normal times amounts to nearly 1000 men,
has been a most active factor This will
at once be seen when It is noted that the
imports including specie, are usually Ave
times the value Of the exports, and that
the expenditure of the island is almost
double the revenue.
The presence of the garrison means the
active annual circulation of over ESQ, 600
just sufficient to keep up the equilibrium.
If this be annihilated the products sold to
the ships entered and cleared at ST. hal-
ena, while possibly SUFFICIENT to keep the
population from actual want, must curtail
to a measurable degree public expendi-
lures, and hence the civilization of the is
land. Notwithstanding the paltry grant of
$500 annually from the home government
for education, will inevitably suffer.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16

Some comparison has been made in a
Berlin letter to the New York Evening
Post between the costs of life insurance
In, some of the leading German companies
and the one big New York concern doing
business in that country. The German
mutual companies taken for illustration are
the Gotha the Karlsruhe, the old Stuff
CART and the old Leipzig. The gross pre-
MUM charge on 10000 marks OF insurance
ranges from A2 to 42S17 marks in the Ger
man companies and is 1850 marks for the
New York company. But expenses in the
German companies reach the extraordi-
nary low level of from 40 to so per cent
OF income, while for the New York COM
pany they amount to some 20 per cent
The result Il that the annual dividends in
the German companies range from 2.7 to
4T per cent, while for the New York COM
pany they have been only about 10 per
cent. II is stated that the New York COM
pany for time sold only policies carrying
an annual distribution of surplus, but its
dividends made so poor comparison with
the German companies that il has lately
resumed the sale Of cumulative or deferred
dividend policies, which are so admirably
adapted 20 conceal high costs OF admin
istration. II is said, In explanation of the
fact that the New York company has still
been able to DO large business in COM
petition with the German companies, that
this is due 70 the high percentage paid to
agents ana also to the wide advertising
done and the parade of huge figures of sur
plus, which give an impression of solidity
The report Of the charity commissioners
Of England and Wales for the year 1905
1 discusses the possibility OF reviving the
apprenticeship system After pointing out
that the conditions existing when most OF
| the apprenticeship charities were founded
have been changed by the introduction of
machinery and the division OF labor, and
that only in exceptional cases Is il now
possible for an apprentice to become
member OF his masters household and
/ there TO acquire a complete knowledge Of
his craft the commissioners express the
| opinion that the continuous training which
apprenticeship can give is still a valuable
aid to industrial efficiency, and therefore
any means OF extending that system should
be adopted. They suggest that the partial
failure OF many apprenticing charities is
due TO the fact that the trustees, while
conscious that apprenticeship TO be of value
must be more than mere service are not
sufficiently in touch with the conditions of
AiiuAHAlf u bN ahlN 70 AahH advantage or
the opportunities which present them
selves. The commissioners proceed to point
out that the National Institution Of Ap-
premiership, Of which Lord Avebury (sir
John Lubbock is treasurer is an institu-
ton organized for the purpose Of acquiring
special Information on this subject and
suggest that apprenticeship trustees would
do well 10 appeal to It for advice and CO.
operation. l
Omaha daily bee., 1906-06-16
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE.
r. RosEwKrER EDITOR.

,tered At Omaha PosioHhoe as second
3 matter.
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RohaIldInG Of San Francisco

A prominent construction company,
under commission Of Eastern capital to
erect a number of A-class Office build
ings on leased ground, is responsible for
the statement that desirable sites are
commanding higher rental than before
the fire. This confirms the promised
stability Of values in the business por-
ton Of the city.
The wholesale district Of Greater Sar
Francisco will be concentrated in a new
and advant lgeous location. The re-
gion lying south of Channel street, on
the property of the Southern Pacific
Company and convenient to their ex
tensive terminal yards, has been selec
ted by a special committee, as m st &C
cessible for the economical handling Of
traffic. Fifty-Rve leading concerns ar,
arranging quarters in this zone, anc
every facility is being provided to speed
lily restore normal trade conditions.
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NlsrallnnsoAs.

1T Is easy enough TO look pleasant
while life flows along like a song, but
the woman worth while is the one who
can smile" when she takes her husband
along.
The flag Of truce in the petty wars
Of cOurtship and marriage.
A kiss is the thermometer by which
we measure the affections.
The thunderclap Of the lips that fol-
,ows the lightning Of the eyes.
Don't call the world dirty because
you have forgotten to clean your glass
es.
II your religion is Of the kind thai
can be easily hidden it can as easily be
lost.
The only reason some men won't 90
to church is because they are not invited
into the pulpit.
II you want to make rich man un'
derstand you must touch his pocket
book.
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When you want a good job of print
ing done just take your copy to a prin-
ter and tell him to do you good job,
and he will. If you think you know
more about the business than he does
and select your paper and instruct him
what type to use and all the little de.
tails, you will get a bOtch job. A prin,
ter working under instructions from
one who knows nothing about the bust
ness, no matter il he is an expert, can
not get out neat job.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22

We sometimes meet a merchant who
says he don't care for advertising be-
cause he doesn't know what TO say
about his stock Of goods; says that all
he knows is TO say "John Smith, dealer
in Dry Goods, Boots, Shoes, Etc. "
The News adv. man has ever contended
for originality in writing and wording
adv. 1t is usually what an adv. says
that makes it pay the merchant, so be
original. For something catchy here is
an illustration: "0ur wrapping paper
is rs strong as the hide of an elephant.
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Our own Homes.

1t does not cost so very much to own
a home in our city. Lots, splendidly
located and Of ample size, can be pur-
chased for little money, while building
lots sell at less than value. Building
material is as reasonable here as at
other points. Able architects and con-
tractors are ready to satisfy every de-
mand, hence to own a home is within
the range Of possibility, no matter how
meager the salary or limited the means.
II a man is honest, upright, and dis
plays a willingness to help himself,
there are people here many who will
give him whatever help is needed, 50
long as it be within the bounds OF
reason.
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Rs,urn d HalIsy,s COmet Ln I9IO.

Some interesting calculations have
been made concerning the expected re-
turn Of Halley's comet in the near fu-
ture, by David Smart, F. r. A. s., and
published in lats number Of the Jour
nal Of the British Astronomical Society.
Halley's comet is the FIRST ascertained
to move in an elliptical orbit, and 1t has
a period of about seventY-six years, It's
periOdicity having been discovered BY
HALEY in 1881. It has since been OBJ
served in 1885, and according to the cal
culatiOns above referred to, which are
founded on the best authority, will
reach perihelion May %, 1910.
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All The World,

Knows that Billiards. Snow Eminent
has no superior for Rheumatism, Stiff
Joints, Cuts, Sprains, Lumbago and all
pains. By it try it and you will always
Use it. ANY body who has used Bal.
lard's Snow Liniment is living proof
Of what it does, All we ask of you is
TO get trial bottle Price 25c, soc and
leo. Sold by Palace Drug Store.
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Bring us News.

Bring the news to this office. We
are always glad to have our subscribers
send or bring us items Of news. II
each one Of our large list Of readers
would give US one item each week what
grand local paper we could have.
Send in anything but politics and we
shall be thankful.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22

This warm weather calls for ice and
soda wa e., in Dem ng homes. Mr.. Johr
Corbett WILL deliver you all and every,
thing needed in the way Of soda and
mineral waters. Call on him or leave
orders at the Palace Drug Store.
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An Alarming Situation.

Frequently results from neglect Of
clogged bowels and torpid liver until
constipation becomes chronic. This
condition is unknown to those who use
DR.. Kings New Life Pills; the best
and gentlest regulators of Stomach and
Bowels. Guaranteed by all druggists,
Price 25c.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22
Phone Etiuuette.

Many Of our exchanges are publish
ing etiquette rules for phone use. We
would like to add one. II you happen
to hear something over the phone that
is not meant for you, it is not best to
repeat il.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22

To refuse paper at the postoffice is
simply cowardly way Of insulting the
editor, and to thus refuse it when in
debted to it only doubles the insult.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22
Housekeeping Rooms.

Furnished housekeeping rooms, com
Portable, cozy, clean and in every way
desirable. Inquire of.
Is Mrs. d. 7. MOORE.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22

Mining location notices, both quartz
and placer, and blank proofs of labor
frcm copy furnished by the county re-
corder, always in stock at the Graphic
nlEnu
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22

The Graphic is emphatcally local
paper and solicits local news from the
good people of Deming and Of the en-
tire county.
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IIINGLKS.

II isn't what you think you are,
Nor what you try to be;
But what the others say Of you
That cuts the mustari-see
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-06-22

Dry batteries and indestructible gas
kets and packing for gas engiues.
43-tf KNOWLES a. ROLAND.
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Unknown Friends.

There are many people who have
used Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy with splendid re-
suits, but who are unknown because
they have hesitated about giving tes-
timonial Of their experience for publi-
cation. These people, however, are
none the less friends of this remedy.
They have done much toward making
it household word by their personal
recommendations of friends and neigh.
bors. 1t is good medicine to have in
the home and is widely known for its
cures ofdiarrhoea and all forms of bow
ell trouble. For sale by all druggists
Samson windmills and Cushman en-.
gines are world beaters.
KNOWLES h ROLAND, Agents
DeminV, N. NJ.
Mourning stationery for funeral
notices, Just received.
Quartz Location blanks at this Office
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Do You Want to Know
What You Swallow ?

There Is growing sentiment In this
country In favor oi MEDICINES OF KNOWN
COMPOSITION. II Is but natural that one
should have some interest ln the cOmpO-
sltion oi that which lac or she is expected
20 swallow, whether II be food, drink or
medicine
Recognizing this growing disposition
on the part " the public, aud satisfied
that the fullest publicity can only add to
the ~e,l.carnrd reputation OF hl> medi'
clneS Dr. r. Y. Pierce Of Buffalo, N v,
has taken time Gy the iOrelOck," as II
were. aud Is publishing broadcast list
OF all the ingredients entering into his
leading medicines the Golden Medical
Discovery the popular liver invlgOrht0r,
stomach tonic blood purifier and heart
regulator also NJ his 'FavOrite PfeSCrip.
IiOi for weak over worked, broken.
down. nervous and invalid women.
This uOld and out-spoken movement IN
She part Of DR. Pierce, has, by showing
Exactly what his well .kn0wn medicines
are composed ot, completely diSarmcd al
harping critics who have heretofore nm
Justly attacked them. A little pamphlet
has been compiled from The standard
medical authorities ~ all the several
schools Of practice. showing the strongest
Endorsements by leading medical writer's
OF the several ingredients which entor into
DR.. Pierces medicines A ,Opy 81 this
little took Is mailed free to any one do
string IN learn more concerning tho yalu'
able, native. medicinal plants which enter
into the composition Of DR.. PieTces med
iclD@ Address Dr. Pierce rs above.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are tiny. sua.
ar'cOated anti bilious granules. They reg.
ulate aud invigorate stomach. Liver and
Bowels DO not beget the pill habit" but
cure constipation One or TWO each day for
a laxative aud regulator three OF four for an
gcuVs cAthArtic. Once ified AlSAys IN favor.
g6n nm owes AWAY. in copies Of
Medical Adviser, hook that sold 70 the exs
tent OF $4,000 copies . few
years ago, 1t q 80 per copy,
!. !. !. ]. ]. !.
Last year We gave away
$4,000 worth OF these lnvalua. SI
bic books This year we shall
give away $4,000 worth OF ~ NIHess
them. win you share IN this NRy 80,
benent3 II so, send only u ~
ono-cent stamps 10 cover cost
OF mailing only for book In
stiff paper covers or ~ stamps
for clOth-bound Address Dr. -
b v. PioTce. DuRal0s N. Y.