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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Suppose She Is NextI

Oh. woman. sweet confiding thing,
You listen to our fairy tales.
And YOU believe them. every word,
Unless our intuition fails.
That Is, YOU seem to think them so
For anything that we can soc,
But do YOU to yourself remark
In undertone. THAI sounds to mc?"
with s"ch a large. good natured smile
You listen rs our yarns we spin
And go in rapture over them
As YOU appear to take them in.
But after We have gone our way
And YOU have thought the stories o. er
Then do YOU chuCkle and Observe
Il wonder what he takes mo for?'
TT" stories of our bank account
Our triunphS in the market place
You hear. and not Il sign Of doubt
Is written i'm your girlish face
But do YOU often long 10 say
When being handed tales like these,
Though 1t would not be quite polite.
III m from Missouri: show me. please
But man, the tall and blooming Chump
lie never Eucss"s You ar" wise
And 80 he swclls up like a toad
And dishes out artistic lies
But while YOU sit there wonder eyed.
If not intent. at least resigned.
Say. how he'd jump and hit the pike
III he could only read your mind.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Harmless Amusement.

Now that ii is somewhat moro than n
week or ten days until we drop around
to the polls and select president there
Is no reason why any ablebodicd man
who was born in the United States
should not be II candidate for that DO
stOn.
This country is full of presidential
Representatives,. and there is no reason
why any man who has II or 20 cents
in his pocket should not be mentioned,
If 1t Is only in the advertising columns.
While that may not mean an election.
1t will be a nicS.jfhing to tell your
ndchildrcn aboht In after years
you can date things from the year YOU
were mentioned for the presidency.
Then as the date for the conventions
roll around you can withdraw grace.
fully II 1t appears that you stand no
chance Of nomination. There is no
danger that 1t will not appear that
way. but until then where can You get
cheaper amusement?
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
TIMERS DYSPEPSIA REMEDY.
A Guaranteed Cure.

VI v,u suffer from Dyspepsia or In
digestion in any form, gas. belching,
bitter taste, offensive bad breath.
dizzy spells, sour stomach, heart hut-
ter. nausea, gastritis. ioathing of food,
pains or swelling in the stomach. back
or side. deep seated kidney or liver
trouble. then they will disappear in a
short time after taking Tyner's Dys-
pepsia Remedy made, especially to
cure Dyspepsia, Indigestion and all
Stomach Troubles. even of the worst
cases. Tyner's Dyspepsia Remedy ex-
peils the gases and sweetens the
breath. 1t cures Sick Headache, Collie
and Constipation at once. Druggists
or by express 30 cents bottle.
Money refunded if it fails to cure
Rice Drug Co. Union, S. c.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Time Tor Him TO Quit.

1t is one Of the amiab BILE traditions OF
the senate of the United States that no
new senator shall make set speech
Till he has served year or longer. Old
senators are very impatient Of the as
sumption OF Importance by newcomers.
The late George f.. Edmunds OF Yer.
MCnt once allowed it to be understood
That he would soon retire from public
life Idaho had just been admitted as
state, with the privilege Of electinr
senators. tie one for long term and
the other for short term. A Mr.. Nc
Connell drew the short term and bay.
inG but two months 10 serve. proceeded
- make TIL best Of il. The dav after
Nc had been sworn in he took up n
position in the middle aisle and, in a
og horn voice. made his speech.
Wh;'" he was holding the fort Mr..
i.uinundS entered the chamber. He
stopped short and gaZrd at the speaker
with In" utmost aStUniShmcnt. Then
ne maj" his wny To his seat and. lean
ing over to the senator next to him.
asked
WHO is that persOn?"
"A senator from Idaho"
You don't say so. When did he
Gomez"
re was sworn in yesterday"
Sworn in yesterday and making a
speech taIay," mused Edmunds. "Well.
wcil. If that doesn't beat all. 1t looks
like it's time for me to quit"
And in few days he resigned d-Suc-
cess Magazine.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
When IS n NI1n neadY

FlorcScO claims To have brought back
life to dogs whose hearts have stopped
from twenty-five to forty minutes. He
applies electrodes directly to the heart
either on the outside or by needles to
the inside of the ventricleS. Danilew-
sky has started heart beats in n rabbit
twenty-fOur hours after death, and in
This he accomplished by perfusion Of
the heart by l.ock&s solution. Inhibl-
ton OF this heart action can be brought
about by applying electrodes at the
root OF the aOrtu. Locke and Rosen-
helm perfuSed IL heart that had been
hnnging in the laboratory for five days
-in"" it's removal from the rabbits
DUdy and caused it to give beats Of
considerable magnitude. Howell Of
Johns HOpkin; concludes from his ex-
pertantS that inhibition Of the heart
depends on the presence Of diffusable
potassium compounds in the heart It's
tue and that these impulses act indi-
jectly by increasing the amount of po-
',ssium compounds of ths character-s
From the physiological standpoint.
therefore. it looks rs if the day yaay
come when death will be cheated Of It's
prey and the heart forced to. take up
again the work that it has laid down.
Joarual Of Homeopathy.
Bvii spreads as necessarily:as dis
ease.-Enot 'S"t
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Remcmher.

Remember me when life IL like n song
NNi car" fo:' YOU has chased itself awav
Ana Whi!c you're r'cOllcct!ag do no wrong
into my reputation. this praya
RcM"Mncr mo. or. If YOU must forget.
Nnd | Will bear It still as b"st | max,
"or. If I'm NOT much remembered, then
yOu bet
I'll not bc getting roasted day by day.
L hate to think that I'll be soon forgot
For memory is the dearest thing that is
To DE forgotten is the common lot
And each one fears that it may soon be
his
RcEember me when YOU are glad and gay
And things for YOU in happy sequence
flow:
Remember me and while you do it, saw.
Just pay me those two dollars that YOU
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Valuable Land for Sale.

BY resolution of the Board OF Direct
ors, the Union Building and Loan Asso-
citation, of Union, : c., will sell at
public auction before the court house
door at Union, :. c., on salcsday i'm
December next december 3rd). the
following described properties All that
certain tract of land lying south OF the
town OF Union, containing so acres,
more or less known as the Hunter land
and bounded by lands formerly belong
ing to George Munro, j. w. McLurc ct
AL. and known as the Thomas Burgess
place.
Also one undivided one half interest i'm
and to all that certain tract of land i'm
Fishdam township, Union county, lying
on Tiger River, and known a. the James
A. Tucker land willcd to the children of
W. j. Tucker and containing six hum
drcd and sixty acres, more or less. Said
! land beginning at lowest corner Of the
| Anna Martin tract OF land where it joins
the McGraw tract and runnV Vg thence a
straight line to the weatl1r house on
/ Hawkins Spring branch nca' its mouth
where it cmptieS into Tiger liver.
Also, all that other certain property i'm
/ the town of Union, Union county, known
as lots No. 80, 10, IL. ~, t. II and 20
Of the Mccks property, lying, being and
situate on the west side OF Txle's branch
on the hill on the north side Ii the street.
\ plat oswhich can be seen b calling on
j. ID. Arthur, Secretary and Tcasurer of
the Union Building and Loan association.
Terms Of Sale one third cab, balance
payablc in one and tTo years sclired by
bond OF purchaser and Inortgge Of the
promises. Purchaser to pay tr papers.
j. "A. FAINT, 81, e
President UnisR b. & IT, Asociati0ns
~. ID. ARTuUR, M
Sec. q Treas Union y. & "a. AsDciation.s
Nov u 1905. MI .kNN
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
OBESITY A DISEASE
IL Is Not. ms u Rule. the ResuIt =,
LnEiness or Glutfanx

Lnxiness or Gluttony.
it is mistake and an injustice tn
many abStemous folk to assume that
all rat persons are gluttons or large
eaters. Very many excessively corpu.
lent people. especially women. ure
small eaters, while some of the most
uonShty trenchermen are gaunt and
thin.
III IL not the quantity so much Ms thc
quality of the food one eats which de-
tcrmlncS the putting OH of flesh. Yet
1t Is not always the kind OF food that
Hli"S III" obese for some stout paoDle
eat very sparingly of sugars and
Starchcs. while there are large con-
sum"rs OF sweets who never mt on
flesh. In such cases it is Il question
OF constitution. often Of herciity and
not ut all or very little. one of diet.
Another prevalent error i'm regard to
rat people is that they are inert or lazy
ana never exercise. OF course exercise
docs increase the processes of nutri-
ton ana 80 leads to the burning up of
suprrt!uouS fat. but at the same time
II causes an increase i'm the apDetitc
OF Il greater quantity Of food. So one
thing balanccS the other. and want of
exercise alone is not n very potcnt
cause of obesity. Many very fat per
sons are. it is true, sluggish. but they
nave become so since putting on their
hcSn FOR 1t makes great difference
whether one carries 100 pounds about
when one walks or whptbCr NJ is p,oos
sary TO DrOpel half as much again or
even double the weight. 1t is n ire.
mendous handicap. and there IS small
wonder that the lightweights do the
most exercising.
Obesity. indeed. Is usually n disoose
and not merely the result of laziness or
Siuttony. Its cause lies deep down in
the animal economy, in among those
mysterious chemical changes by which
the food we take into the mouth Is
converted into blood and bones and
muscles. skin. hair and brain cells If
can often he wardcd off by n proper
dlet and mode of living, especially If
taken in hand from the very first and
not.allowrd to get the upper hand, but
the tendency to StoutncSS will cener
ally persist through life and can only
he modified. but never removed.
Any treatment for the radical re-
moval Of flesh should he carried out I'm.
der the advice of n physician nc rio.
lcht measures directed to this end may
DC productive OF terrible harm to the
Companion.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Of Interest To Women.

10 such women as are not seriously out
OF health, hut who have eXacting duties
to perform. either in the way of house,
holG cares or In social duties and func-
tions which seriously tax their strength,
as well as to nursing mothers, DIR. Picrce's
FavOritc Prescription has proved Il most
valuable supporting tonic and invigorat- q
ing ncrvine. BY its timely use, much
serious sickness and suffering may be
avoided. The operating table and the
surgeons knife. would. it is believed,
seldom have to be employed If this most
valuable woman's remedy were resorted
TO i'm good time. The "Favorte Prescrip-
tion" has proven great boon to cxpectant
mothers by preparing the system for. the
coming of baby, thereby rendering child
birth safe, easy, and almost painless.
Bear in mind. please that DIR. Picrce's
Favorite Prescription is not a secret or
patent medicine, against which the most
intelligent people are quite naturally
averse, because of the uncertainty as to
their composition and harmless character,
but Is a MEDICINE OF KNOWN COMPOST
TIoN, a full list of all its ingredients being
printed, In plain English, on every bottle
wrapper. An examination of this list of
lnBredlentS VIII disclose the TACT that IL is
nOn-alcOholic i'm its composition, chemic-
ally pure, triple-reiined glycerine taking
the place of the commonly used alcohol,
In its makeup. In this connection it
may not be out of place to state that the
"Favorite Prescription of DIR. Pierce is
the only medicine put up for the cure of
woman's peculiar weaknesses and all
mentS, and sold through druggists, all
the ingredients of which have the un-
animous endorsement of all the leading
medical writer's and teachers of all the
several schools of practice, and that too
as remedies for the ailments for which
"Fayorite Prescription is recommended.
little book Of these endorsements will
be sent to any address. postpaid, and
absolutely free II you request same by
postal card, or letter, of DIR. X. V. Pierce,
Buffalo. n. Y.
DIR. Pierce'S Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Master Sale.

state of south Carolina, Court of Com
County of Union. mon Pleas.
M. Wallarc Culp. ct al, vs..
w. Norman Bcaty, ct al Def
In Obedience 10 an order made in
above stated case | will sell at Union he
fore the court house door, during the
legal hours of sale, on Salcsday, D"ccm-
her 3rd, 1905, the following lot "f land,
viz: all that certain lot OF land in the
town Of Union. county and state aIorc-
said, with the buildings thereon, con
tanning five and "nc-haIi acres and
known as the CuIp place, bounded by
Lands of J. G.. Wallace, William Walker,
w. ID. Harris and l.. J. IIames.
Terms OF sale, cash.
G.. ii. Pcakc,
Master. ..
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
When You Paint Next

It's your fault if you don't save $3.50
on your bill and at the same time buy
the paint that is the closest sticking,
furthest-spreading and longest-lasting
paint in the world. We guarantees
HANNAH PAINT to wea~ for five
years. HANNAH PAINT comes in
condensed form. You put the oil in
yourself. "Gallon of Oil for Gallon of
Hammar; no more, no less" Hammar
manufacture stops at the proper point
with the right driers in and the oil
left out; then you can see just ,ohat
on IS put in-pure Linseed Oil. paint
Ilves only as long as the oil in it lives"
When you put the oil in you kno,o the
paint is absolutely fresh and new, and
It's strength-the strength and sticking
power of the Oils not eaten out by
the lead and driers. Contractors.
painters and house owners the country
over declare it has better spreading
qualities, backed by stronger stavine
power, than any other paint-factory.
shop or home -madc-that they have
ever used or seen used. That's strong
and we1l be glad to send you copies
OF their letters. or drop in some day
and let me tell you all about this great
paint proposition before you buy this
seasons paint. I am the only Agent
aauthorizef to handle and guarantee
Hammar Paint
j. w. Bates, JonesVille, s. C..
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

No Time For Frivolous Things.
he is the father of thirteen chill
dren."
Evidently he doesn't believe in race
suicide"
NO: he IS too busy thinking about
race shocicidc."
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

Don't be mad If you are mtcrruptcd
Whcii you arN talking. 1t may have
prevented Nnu't from saying something
looii>h.-.A;c!iiSon Gio,,r.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Not ACCORDING To RuIes

Poor man! His family was starving
and he stole Il loaf of bread"
Il suppose they arrested him and
sent him to Jail very promptly"
NO. No one ever discovered It,"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Union s. Glenn Springs
Railroad Company.

iime laple E1rective Sept. 16, 1905
Leave Union 1880 a. m., 1890, and
4:30 p. m.
Arrive Buffalo 7:45 a. M, 12 AS, and
4:45 p. IN.
Leave Buffalo 8:l5 am, 1:3O, and
and 8 80 p. m.
Arrive Union $3.50 a. m, 40, and
5:45 p. m.
Leave Union $40 a. m. and 2 :15 d. m.
Pass Neal Shoals 9:15 a. m. and 2:45
p. IN. Arrive Pride 9:3O a. m. and
800 p. m.
Leave Pride 1905 a. m., and AZ
p. m Pass Neal Shoals 1928 a. M
ana 800 y. m. Arrive Union lilo a.
m. and 4 80 p. m.
All trains daily.
Connection made at Pride with Sea-
board Air Line through trains south.
bound in the morning and northbound
in the evening M. b. SUMNER
Gen'l Passenger Agent.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

To Please the Buyer.
But how do
you know there is
any gold lin that
mine!"
III o W do I
know? Didn't ]
put some thcre?"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
All Around.

He has Invented a hot air motor"
No trouble for him to find fuel for
IT,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

No girl Is so beautiful but 81 900, 900
is an added charm
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

diplomacy is the work Of clever
person trying not To be ruGcly untruth-
full.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

DO unto yourself what you would
have others do to you.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

Love isn't won in an instant or lost
by tritlc.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30
Land Sale.

- We offer for sale the tract of land
owiied by our father, lafayette Hill,
lying two miles ease of Jonesville,
containing one hundred acres. There
are two tenant houses and some out
builnings on the place, and a fine
Spring near the houses.
JOHN II. HILL, Agent,
st. y Jonesville, s. G..
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

People afflicted with chronic igno-
rance are apt t. '"' subject to acute
attacks OF supcrStt H.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

man who has SO much money that
he docSn't'havc to spend to prove 1t
might as well be poor.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1906-11-30

When a man has successfully de-
ceivcd himself he makes it a matter Of
pride to deceive others
The Red Cloud chief., 1906-01-19
Liberal Landslide Continues.

Isondon, Jan. 16.-The liberal land
slide continues. Out of seveIty-six
contests, the liberal and laborites to-
gether secured sixty-two seats. The
liberal gains show the surprising total
of forty-two, while the u~nionists
gained only n seat. that of Hast
ings. Two former cabinet officers
went down before the storm Of liberal
sentiment. Gerald Balfour, who was
president OF the local government
board in the Balfour cabinet, was de-
feated at Leeds by a majority of 1,069
and Walter Hume Long, former chief
secretary for Ireland, lost his sea- for
South Bristol. The labor candidates
are showing remarkable strength.
The Red Cloud chief., 1906-01-19
SHORTAGE IN KANSAS TREAcURY
Report Of Accountant Morris Makes
Sensational Disclosures.

Topeka, Jan. IA total shortage
In the Kansas state treasury of about
$4,000 is shown by the report OF Ac'
countant Morris in the treasury exam.
ination just closed, according to o
summary of the report prepared by
Governor T. w. Hoch. The report
cover all the transactions made by
tie state treasurers from Jan. /, 1898,
to June 80, 1905, including the two full
Frank Grimes and one term and ciA
months OF the administration oi
Thomas Il. Kelly, the present state
treasurer. The largest part of the
shortage appears in the accounts OF
the Office during the Grimes admins
tration. OF the total of $4,000, $780,
600 Is due to missing coupons from
bonds owned by the state school fund,
and $4,000 is due to loss of interest
on warrants issued by the territory OF
Oklahoma to the state of Kansas.
Governor Hoch declined to discuss
any action that he might take in re.
gard to the results OF the ~investiga.
ton.
Former State Treasurer Frank f.
Grimes issued a statement, in which
he absolutely denies any responsible.
ity for the shortage in Oklahoma war.
rant interest and says he is able to
account satisfactorily for all the bond
coupon shortages, except $7,125. Mr..
Grimes states that he is willing to
make good any shortages he is re.
sponsible for. In his statement, Mr..
Grimes puts the responsibility for a
number of serious discrepancies on C..
r. Richey, his chief clerk.
Aside from the shortage shown, the
Norris report makes sensational dis.
closures concerning the erasure OF
the state property" stamp from the
backs of coupons n the mutilation
of records in the offices of the state
treasurer and state auditor.
The Red Cloud chief., 1906-01-19
MARSHALL FIELD IS DEAD.
Chicago Dry Goods Merchant Passes
Away in New York.

New YORK, Jan. 17.-Marshall Field
Of Chicago, millionaire merchant and
a leader in the dry goods trade Of the
world, died at the Holland house in
this city after an illness extending
over more than a week, beginning
with a bad cold and developing quick.
ly into pneumonia, which affected
both lungs. Mr.. Field, although sew.
enty years OF age, .T) a fight
against the disease he attend.
ing physicians charao,--ed as being
drawer and stronger than would have
been expected of a man many years
his junior. Mrs. Field and other mem.
bers Of the family were with him
when he lapsed into the period of un
consciousness which ended in death.
In an adjoining room were many per.
sons prominent in the business and
social life Of Chicago, intimate asso-
ciates of Mr.. Field, who had come to
New York when the seriousness OF
his condition was known to them.
An outline of the funeral arrange,
ments was decided upon. The body will
be taken to Chicago today in a special
over the New York Central and the
Lake Shore systems. There will be
no service of any sort in this city. I,
is planned to hold the funeral ser
vices in Chicago, at a date to be fixed
either from the Field residence in
Prairie avenue or from the First Pres
byterian church, whose pastor, the
Rev. DR.. Morrison, will in either case
be the officiating clergyman.
During the periods OF consciousness
which marked the last twenty-foul
hours of his life, Mr.. Field talked but
little. seeming resigned and peaceful
and occasionally expressing his ap
probation of the fight his physicians
had made for him. Mr.. Field had beer
in consultation Sunday with his per
sonal counsel from Chicago. He sait
he felt that his condition was grave
and had given almost constant
thought to his business affairs.
The Red Cloud chief., 1906-01-19
Harvard Aboiishes Football.

Boston, Jan. 16.-Football has been
abolished at Harvard, pending a re-
form in the game that will be accept
able to the board of overseers, accord
ing to an official announcement from
the university. The discontinuance
OF the game is a result of a vote
taken at a secret meeting of the board
of overseers, when it was decided that
intercollegiate football at Harvard
would not be permitted until the rules
and regulations had been so changed
and amended as to remove what the
overscers regard as the evils of the
present game.
The Red Cloud chief., 1906-01-19
Ex.Convict on Warpath.

Des Moines, Jan. I'D. S. Clay.
man, an ex-convict, was arrested at
the door of the senate chamber of the
Iowa Legislature, charged with threat.
ening the lives of Representative II.
e. Teachout and Senator G. G. Dowell
because tn. latter failed to get him a
job during the present session. Clay
mar was sent to the pen~itentiary from
Adair county for wife murder twelve
years ago. He served out his time
and then came to Des Moines, solicit.
ing a job during tic legislative ses-
sion, because, as Ne said, he had
served the state for Twelve years. He
also threatened to blow up the state
house when arrested. It is believed
he Is insane.