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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04

grocer. Been bit. Last one I took was
a wrong 'un!"
ana 90 you mean to insinuate, my
eharhilng TREND, that this is bad note p
Don't nsinuate nothing!" snuffied the
man an But don't take it, neither
Inc greengrocer's words caused a sink
ing feeling at his heart.
but has fears were groundless. After
much searching, he discovered a bank.
Where severe and influenza stricken
youth cashed it without comment.
When he arrived home, laden with his
purchase, 1t was to find his uncle. beam
ing and benign, awaiting him. When the
old gentleman made up his mind to we'll
DONG, he did not let the grass grow I'M
der his feet.
he great danger OF the age" he was
saying to Emmeline, lis that the milk of
human kindness seems as if it had almost
dried up. Be suspicious of your fellow
man IS what all our moral and spiritual
ADVISERS tells us. apparently forgetting
that there IS no surer way of making a
man criminal than to suspect him.
Everyone condemns promiscuous aims
giving. The hungry man or woman who
asks you for anything is an imposter and
a fraud. The only persons we NAV give
to are sleek parsons and blackcoa ted rem
resentatives of organized charity. I am
OF opinion that there is as much humbuo
about these latter gents as there was
about me last night; and so, my dear
he patted Emmeline on the shoulder
holding the views / do, | was delighted
| to find that had a niece-in- law who did
not turn the seemingly starving and
Wretched man from her door, but gave of
her best
| And, after little TRADE, he kissed EN-
incline, and turned to talk business with
| Horace.
The results of that interview are still
extant, in mat Horace is prosperous and
his wife happy.
Horace puts down the cause of these
pleasing facts to the natural kindness of
his wife's heart, but Emmeline's eyes
grow dim when the subject comes up.
The reason we were helped in the hour
OF our dire need,'' she says simply, ''was
because little Johnny smiled in heaven
No one could ever resist his SMILE
| You see, she was his mother.-London
Answers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
Habit-forming Medicines.

Whatever may be the fact as to many
OF the so-called patent medicines con-
tanning Injurious ingredients as broadly
published in some journals of more or
less influence, this publicity has certainly
been of great benefit in arousing needed
attention to this subject, It has, in
considerable measure. resulted in the
most intelligent people avoiding such
foods and medicines as may be fairly sus-
pected of containing the injurious ingre-
dents complained Of Kecognizlng this
fact some time ago, DR.. Pierce. of Buffalo,
n. Y, Ttook time by the forelock," as it
were. and published broadcast all the
ingredients of which his popular medi-
cines are composed. Thus he has COM
pletely forestalled all harpng critics and
all opposition that might otherwise be
urged against his medicines, because they
are now OF KNOWN COMPOSITION. Fur
thermore, from the formula printed on
every bottle wrapper, it will be seen that
these medicines contain no alcohol or
other habit-forming drugs. Neither do
they contain any narcotics or injurious
agents, their ingredients being purely
vegetable, extracted from the roots of
medicinal plants found growing in the
depths of our American forests and OF
well recognized curative virtues.
Instead of alcohol, which even in small
portions long continued, as In obstinate
cases of diseases, becomes highly objec-
UlOHdO 11Ou1 IUS tCLuSlASy w PAO0oSN u
craving for stimulants, DIR. Pierce en-
ploys chemically pure, triple refined
glycerine, which of itself is valuable
remedy in many cases OF chronic diseases,
being superior demulcent, antiseptic,
antiferment and supporting nutrtiye.
It enhances the curative action of the
Golden Seal root, Stone root, Black
Cherrybark and Bloodroot, contained in
rGolden Medical Discovery" in all bron-
chial, throat and lung affections attended
with severe coughs. AS will be seen from
the writings of the eminent Drs. Grover
Coe, of New York; Bartholow. of Jeffer..
son Medical College, Phila.; Scudder, Of
Cincinnati; Ellingwood, of Chicago
Hale, of Chicago, and Others, who stand
as leaders in their several schools OF
practice, the foregoing agents are the
Uery best ingredients that DR.. Pierce
could have chosen to make up his ia
nous "Discovery" for the cure of not
only bronchial. throat and lung affec-
lions, but also of chronic catarrh in all
its various forms wherever located.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
The Fight for Youth.

I have very little regard for the fight
against time which spends itself on a
strife with gray hair and wrinkles. There
used to be picture published as an adj
vertisement in which an elderly womaR
had one side of her face all roned out
smoothly while the other was wrinkied
and worn. The wrinkled side was the
more pleasing. AS we grow older every
line in the countenance should tell
story Of loving deeds. We are making
for ourselves in youth the Mosques we
shall wear to the very end. Every fret
full, discontinued, dissatisfied expression
writes itself upon the face, so that the
sweetest and ripest natures will have
the rarest loneliness when they grow old
A woman is as old as she looks and as
old as she feels. A sign Of our increased
health and vitality today is found in the
fact that woman of fifty looks about
as old as a woman formerly looked at
thirty-five and many an active woman
of eighty has the yigor that was former
ly common at sixty. The milestones
need brighten nobody. Older people are
no longer put in corner, nor are they
expected to hug the chimney corner. 1t
is a woman's obligation to be charming
to her latest day.-Woman's Home Com
paniOn.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
SHOT EAGLES FROM A TRAIN.
The Train Was Moving and the Feat Was
Done with a Rifle, Honest

When the Missouri Pacific passenger
train was speeding on its way westward
recently, Tom Kinney, baggageman,
a telegraph pole some distance east of
Kingman and made the remark to him
self: III get that fellow this evening"
He informed the train crew of the pros
pect ahead, and the engineer and fireman
agreed to be ON the lookout on the return
trip in the evening and if it should prove
that Mr. Eagle in question was still there
little of the air pressure would be APP
piled and the train brought down to
about fifteen miles an hour. SO as to give
Tom the tip of the birds presence as
well as fairly good chance to see what
he could do with a rife.
When the train arrived near the place
mentioned in the evening not only the
eagle of the morning was in sight but it's
mate had also come and taken up po-
sition at the other end of the telegraph
pole cross bar. Tom was given the tip
by the steam being applied and he made
ready for action. The boys say that
when Tom fred the two shots it sounded
almost like one. so quick did they fol-
low in succession, and the result was
that both birds descended to mother
earth, each pierced by a bullet. They
were taken on board the train and Tom
was the hero of the hour. And a feat in
shooting of this kind is certainly worth
mentioning. The writer saw the two
victims of Toms deadly aim in the bag
gage car the next day and they were fine
specimens of the species known as gold
en-" and the largest measured 10 feet
from tip to tip of the wings. Tom is go
ing to have them mounted and keep them
as souvenirs of his prowess.--Staford.
Kan, Republican.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
REED NOTES.

Deep III the leaves concea,ino o
~ A Wood-thrush flutes green
The first thrush seen
~ ~. neard this spring; and STRAIGHT mosoo.
n .e LUIS take on the attributes III y
~ NY thlc 1ancieS and of dreams
a tauh goes piping DER the roots
Anu MOSES; gliding through dim olo,
Ai ~ slo0ms; and while he olidas he eo
Enough still unseen. ne hutes,
MID thOrny berry ana wild 49,
GINS Snine, ,et US forth and homage her
myrrh anu musk and
ne iiuescrioaDle odor wild that clings
g around her like a garment. lot ne g.,
things eA"'' ana all the
Exulting in her prescnce-greenino +h,,,u.
ana m AIRY that have gotten them new w snrns
coiHe let us forth, and give orr nraisn 20
ne smell OF tannin in the ozoned nip
onuer the oaks when the woods are oroo,,
Anu the scent of the soil and moistnrI
The young leaves bangle and make
where the hiding Wood Nymph combs no,
WI breathe US full of the faun again
Niahlhs us Elm to the wind and rain.
Madison Cawein in the Atlantic
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
FROM FOREIGN LANDS.

The total length of railways in Japan
is now over 1900 miles. The gauge is
3 feet 6 inches.
Travellers in Africa cross some rivers
in small round boats made of hide. The
boats are pushed across by negroes.
The Angora goat furnishes most of
the hair which adorns ordinary dolls.
This produce is valued at S4OOOO.OOO a
year.
Italy is about to begin the construction
of telephone service in Alpine attitudes
for the use of climbers who need assist
ance.
The canaries of Germany excel all
other canaries as singers. One has been
recorded to continue a single thrill for
one and one-Quarter minutes, with TWEEN
~ changes of note.
Sir John Sinclair, Scottish baronet.
has presented gramophones and records
to 800 asylums and other institutions, on
condition that they are played to the in
mates for half an hour ever day.
Ar the annual meeting of the Cancer
bosnita1 London. the chairman of the
Medical committee stated that as re-
suIt of a visit to Faris by members OF
the surgical and pathological staffs, OIL
invitation of DR.. Doyen, it could be stat
Cd that his serum was ineffective for the
cure of cancer.
Icelanders have a strange but effective
n}an for preventing horses from stray
ing away They tie the head OF one
horse to the tail of another, and the head
of this to the tail of the former. In
this state it is impossible for the horses
70 move on. either backward or forward.
IF disposed to move at all, it will be only
in circle. and even then there must be
mutral agreement to turn their heads the
same way.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
INGENIOUS COOKERY FRAUDS.
How Cod Becomes Salmon and Beef Veal
Substitute for Breast of Chicken.

1t has almost passed into a proverb
that many of the dishes served up IN
cheap restaurants where nothing is vast
ed are, to put it mildly, mysteries But
on the other hand, most people who
patronize fashionable and more ambitious
restaurants are generally content to ac-
cept the menu for what it is said to be.
The blind trust is, however, in many
such restaurants somewhat abused, and
the amount of taking" which goes on
today in some of the well-to-do establish
ments would probably surprise those who
are uninitiated in the higher branches
of the culinary art
For instance, says the London lit
Bits, by the addition of vegetable juice
just before being dished up, cod outlets
are, at seasons when salmon is very
dear, set before customers as salmon cut
lets, and are, needless to say, charged
accordingly. This deception" according
to an ex-chef, is widely practised not
only in better class resta urants, but also
on some of the great liners
Another popular trick as prachsed by
the restaurateur is to serve as veal beef
done up over night in sailed bandages,
while a skillful chef has very little diff
fculty in palming off whiting for sole
on epicures who pride themselves on the
soundness of their judgment of cooking.
A few weeks ago a dinner for seventy
five people was ordered at well-known
fashionable restaurant. A large con-
signment of salmon had been previously
ordered, but to the CONSERVATION of the
chef the dinner hour slowly approached
and still no salmon arrived.
In despair the chef-a Frencnman-de-
cided to take the bull by the horns and
procure another fish to do duty for the
coveted salmon. Accordingly. he set to
work to turn cod outlets into salmon cut
lets. and this rapid transformation was
soon effected by an addition of vegetable
juice. The walters, who naturally were
aware of this wholesale deception. were
given express orders to report any COM
plants to the chef at once However, to
the intense delight of the chef, all passed
off well, and ON hearing that his subter-
fuge had not been detected he gleefully
exclaimed. "Ah, cod and French cook
can work miracles"
Green peas at certain seasons of the
year are naturally a luxury quite beyond
the reach of the man of average means,
while even caterers for fashionable hO-
tells themselves frequently have the great
est difficulty in getting sufficiently large
quantity to meet the demand. However,
to fake peas does not offer any great
difficulty in times of stress, and by add
ing vegetable coloring matter yellow peas
are quite commonly served up as green
peas along with the duck and favorless
new potato, which more often than not
comes from abroad.
Roast veal served with thick white
sauce makes, says a well-known chef, a
most satisfactory substitute for the breast
of chicken, and therefore it does not
come altogether as surprise to learn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
WISDOM OF AN EMPIRICIST.
Sod also helps those who help othe

Sod also helps those who help others.
So many people look for their duty
next door.
Be sure you are going ahead and you
will be right.
People who live on volcanoes should
not build homes.
\ character is never whitewashed
when it doesn't need it.
The man with an eye to the fitness of
things" seldom looks in the mirror
Perhaps we are all better off in not
knowing what people really think Of us.
Many people scatter sunshine, but
mighty few scatter coal where it is need
ed.-St. Louis GIobe-Democrat.
Almost every failure believes the there
has been some sort of conspiring against
him.
When you are ''Iet in on the ground
floor" it is a sign that there is no roof
over it.
Still. there's no law compelling man
to wear those ridiculous long sack coats
and dinky college hats.-St. Louis Globe
From the way it affects some people.
it would seem that being good makes it
impossible to be cheerful.
Most people sem to think of heaven as
sort of poorhouse, where the paupers
have nothing to do but eat and sing
The reason that there is so much room
at the top is that it is so slippery that
nearly everybody who gets there falls
off.
When a person takes to feeling his
pulse and looking at his tongue. it is a
sign that he will not live long if he
doesn't quit it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
INJURY TO WATCH FROM FALL.
Moisture Bad for Timepieces-Breaking
of a Spring.

Moisture Bad for 1mep1eces-Breaklng
of a Spring.
''Do many persons allow their watches
to fall?'' recently asked customer OF a
well known jeweler.
Half of those brought in for repair
have suffered in that way" was the re-
ply; ''it is the most frequent accident.
Accidents of this kind happen most fire.
quently to men, on account of their hav-
ing the watch attached to fob. The
number of watches injured by falls in
creases when this fashion comes in, and
it declines when the mode of attaching
watches is in vogue But there are
many other ways of allowing watches to
fall"
''Who handle their watches most care
fully, men or womenv
Il cannot say, but women are more ac-
customed to attach their watches to their
clothing or to a chain worn around the
neck, so that they are in less danger of
falling"
How is it with children?'
Girls are more careful than boys, and
their watches fall less frequently. Some
boys will allow a watch to fall three or
four times a day; others seem to play
with it as with q football.
'Does fall always harm a watchF'
"Most assuredly, and little fall may
be as injurious as a great one. Moisture
is very bad for a watch; at times it pene-
trates where it could scarcely be expect
ed. More than once a caressing father,
who has allowed his child to play with
his watch, finds that it begins to rust.
The breath of the child has affected it, or
perhaps it has been taken into the mouth
A frequent cause for repair is the break
ing of the spring, which will happen to
the most careful person. Neurological
Review
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
Chrome Nickel Steel.

From the practical manufacturer s
viewpoint there is probably no better
judge of automobile materials than AL
bert E. Schaaf of Toledo. His article on
American Cars for American People"
in the February issue of the Illustrated
American Magazine has attracted wide
attention because of the philosophical
analysis of the past and present condi-
ton of the trade in the United States.
This contribution to automobile litera-
ture supplement- in a forceful and orig
inal way a good deal that was said by
Frank Munsey in his two articles on
THE Automobile in France and Amer
ica."
Mr.. Schaaf, in recent interview, stat
ed that Col Albert A. Pope had given
him carte blanche in the matter of u.s.
ing Chrome Nickel steel in the construc-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
Vegetable Medicines.
for tired nerves.

lettuce for tired nerves.
Turnips. onions. cabbage. caullhower.
watercress and horseradlsh contain sui
phur.
French beans and lentils give iron.
Watrcress, oil, iodine, phosphate and
other salts.
Cabbage, cauli1ower and spinach are
beneficial to anemic people.
Tomatoes stimulate the healthy action
of the liver.
Spinach. salts of potassium and iron.
Food specialists rate this the most
precious of vegetables.
Parsley. mustard cowslip, horseradish,
dock, dandelion and beet tops clear the
blood, regulate the system and remove
that tired feeling peculiar to spring
Chicago Tribune.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
nIgDaDsags
gqCIAKS PRESCRIBE
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04

not be alive to-day.
Seven years ago l
was so bad with
pain in the back,
and so weak that l
had to keep to my
room, and was in
bed sometimes six
weeks at a spell.
B e G n n i n G with
Doan's K i d n e Y
Pills, the kidney
weakness was soon
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
HOW'S This -?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh than cannot be cured
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O:
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
No Owl Cars in London.

Buses and cars cease running in Lon
don at 1890 a. M, and one of the rea-
sons why the labor men in the House
of Commons want earlier sittings is that
they have no autos or broughams and
cannot afford cabs, so would h& We to
walk home in all weathers if the House
sat late.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
Oak Pierced by a Vine.

A large oak tree near Chandler. Mo-.
has live grape vine growing through
the solid trunk.
The swaying of the tree and vine has
kept loose hole worn through the live
tree The grape vine is more than an
inch in diameter and reaches the top
branches of the tree and bears LUSCIOUS
huit.-Kansas City Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
Is quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief at Once.

that the breast of one Chicken" has
been known to satisfy twelve hungry
diners.
'"The staff takes good care Of the
breast of chicken" was the comment
of a waiter who was being for the first
time initiated into the mystery of how to
feed a dozen people off one chicken
New York Sum-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04

corrected, and inside week all the
pain was gone l was also relieved
of all headaches, dizzy spells, soreness
and feelings of languor. l strongly rec
ommend Doan's Kidney Pills.
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04
SEVEN YEARS OF SUFFERING

Ended at Last Through Using Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Mrs. Selma Jones, of 200 Main St.,
Ansonia, Conn.,, says: IF it had not
been for Doan's Kidney Pills l would
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04

Peter Koch is said to have decided to
apply the Nobel prize recently awarded
to him to the publication of complete
edition of his scientific writings.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-05-04

1t is stated that there are about 225,-
600 miles of cable in all at the bottom
of the sea. Each mile costs about
81 COO to lay.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1906-05-31
S. 8. 10. HANOVER !.
Thompson's Debut with the Locals
Sueeess--Notes Of the Week.

Thompson's Debut with the Locals
Sueoess--Notes Of the Week.
II was quite a finished article in baseball
that was seen at Mccall park yesterday, IL
not a very exciting contest. The Hanover
Volunteers, 80 led, made up OF Dart
mouth players, came up. twas an irregu-
lar team, but contained some good individ-
ual players. The 5. BIS were strengthened
to about the form they will have FOR the
summer series. Thompson and Stearns OF
the Dartmouth Sopholnoses were with the
locals, in the box and at first, respectively,
and Shaw Of Bethel played short.
The game went easily TO the 5. BIS, 10 TO
!. Thompson was pretty nearly the " hole
thing. He struck out f3, allowed but five
singles, and neither hit nor passed man
nor pitched wild. His college mates could
not lind him at all. Jackson caught him
splendidly.
Hanover brought a left hand twirler but
he had no terrHr for the locals, who
swatted him for II hits, with a total of y
bases, besides three sacrifices and four
passes. s b. outnelded the visitors, but
really weren't taxed hard, as the battery
did il about all. tfis
J. Goodhart and W. Goodhart made nice
fielding catches. Grant scored three
bagger, two Dagger ana single.
About 400 witnessed the game.