The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-01-11
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~ sshirs vhassva.
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tl@ nss ,bss si~sls N, sDsssais.
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too moeb ever 10 "y ssessh
--sefiisish--I ay, seeiah, i'vs-ss-
rot sseotisx fssss 10 u~ fses, dascbss
hsow. Dr. Gfsf We'll. whs, DO ,ou a..
poet with fsas lie ihais
--Iiwn yerr pcels Of ycs, wiilIs. 10
ps~~a .hs, reut brother be spared ~hlp-
pang. wnle--I Cue. spo~ nay easisss'.
E,sry ll~s be gsss lAsa be tsras around
and isets me.
--Mis vtset--Thst horrid wcmsn tsSs
door told hu Sdgbeofs that -as reg.
Slsr old cat. virop--Hab, She evident
~ ps,u ssw you Ia the same room with
mosse.
Mr.. Howell besiev. that nv husband
n isstinx . doshls life. Mrs Doyls-fou
osxff 10 ~ sstissed these days " he hrt
issAiBg triple life.
--Hs-My dear, you never ~ dog go
srosId wearing false hair. shs--Oh,
donr know I've sssn EN- whsn they we're
going 10 ess switch.
--Yeuns Bachelor fou made . fusnv
error 10 eongrs,uIssina the brides father
Instead d tAs bridegroom. Old Benedict
No. I didnt. I've = dssshtsr Of my
ows. and kso~ what they oost.
--PRkpockst 10 lawyer Who has got him
fres) -Even you believed me guilty Law
ysr-oh, DO nos 10 the least. Pickpoekes
Then Why aid yoa lsavs yosr watch and
pochsftook ., home.
--CnoiIy Sometimes, dou't you know,
one has 10 spesk with mestal reservation.
Ghs--wby, Cholly. I didn't know you ever
haA anything 70 reserve.
DO zoo think Biiggins will make
golf plsysrf He has one Of the trai.s. re-
nArksd the business man. what 10 that.
A Installation 10 stick to work In the a. |
tsrnoon,
"A ladg WAS asked to sing At an evening |
party; abe began, an Strife Asaio Ny
Tsneful Tyre" Her husband made dive
for thu door, nyiug, "Sot II know 1t,
you won't."
You say that of,cial 10 comparatively
popular with the mAssesf said one member
Of the Russian cabinet. Yes; replied the
other, What do you mean bv Compare
lively populsrr Nobody has thrown .
bomb .. him reesntly.
Mr.. Sappcisb-Er--sr-hiss Frostsm,
] came this evening to--er-sr--prssa nv
cult. Miss Frostsm--wsll. you had better
come ssme time on Tuesday. That 10 our
ironing dsv.
IL don4 - Why you call your brother
'Dsriis' II bis name 10 Robert, remarked =
pslghbor to Helen. whyl don't you call
him Rob. Because my fathers name 10
Rob, answered Helen. and We can't be Rob- |
bling everybody.
Deacon Goodenough 10 boy nshing on
BondAy)-Ah, my lad. DO you know
where bows 90 to who nsh on the Sabbath 7
Willie Brownies; most OF 'em 60 down
TO Trout brock, but II you want 10 make
good catch Id advise you to stay right
here.
---Ella-- He's the neanest man that ever
lived. stells-whs. has he dones Ella
He asked me II thought ps would object
10 him ~ son-in-law, and when ! blushed
and said he would not he went and propos-
ID 10 my younger sister.
That young woman next door to you
eoss In for music, doesn't shat Auslc' SO
called, yes. Vocal or instrumentalf A
little OF both. She's vosiferously vocal and
instrumental In making the nsighbors
swear.
I'm done with the east, said Skinner.
I'm going out TO he Wild and woolly west.
That's the only place for hustler like me.
Yes, remarked Cutting, that's the place
where man like you gets what b de.
serves.
--Yortups-Whats the matter, dear.
Yos look excited. Mrs. FortsDs--E Excited
why shouldn't II The new chambermsid
complained OF . headache, % sent her up
siairs and told her to take thiAes easy.
She aid. Shes gone Oh with all Of nv Jew.
slry.
The Bachslor (timidIy) Nov that We
are engaged, darling, T--sr-p presume ] may
-r-hiss Jos - often - Ike, may no,
The whow-surs thingl It's up to ,ou
70 make The nost Of the opportunity be.
fore ~ are marisd.
-wifs- Before We we're married you
Sssd 70 write ne letters eight and ten pages
long. Nov ~hen you 90 away you Just
ssnd ne little notes Of half . page. Hus
basd-Um-mv dear, ] sm--er-,ryirg 10
scoooniss 90 lsttsr paper % ~ 10 hav.
more money for my little duckis darling to
spsn1.
Henry, II were young msu like you
and expected To havs to make my own way
In ths world zone day should try TO make
ny expssses come within my Income.
Ysfhss. n I were - rich ~ you are and
bad Only oss son I'd Try 10 bring his To-
soms up TO bic expenses.
Ono day little boy came 70 school
With vary dirty hAnd', and The teacher
sAid 10 him; Jamie. sish you would not