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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-01

THE SOUTHWESTERN LAND co. WILL RUN
an excursion to the southwest on Feb. and
round trip, to Gage, Okla, $685. to Hereford,
Texas, and $27.95 to Roswell, n. NJ, through
the great Panhandle district, Texas, and the
fertile Pecos valley Of New Mexico, stopping
at points from Gage, Okla, to Roswell. N. NJ.
will run private car on which board and berthe
will be furnished at So per day. Come and
Join US. Our lands comprise some of the best
in the southwest and in point Of fertility and
productiveness, excelled by none; selling
at n low price and on easy terms; an idea
climate. 1O6 New Chamber Of Commerce, Min
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THE WONDER VORTEX.
The Only Psychic"
RI No naad Tropoo Eo

I--I-E LIE WVNUEH WORKER. -
The Only Psychic t'.-..t-
r. f#- ''The Great Psychic -,
r Dead Trance Medium
BIO Nicollet Room j. No signs,
Are you disheartened over your failures !
Have you few minutes to speak to this won.
derful man? He will cause your troubles to
disappear, the future to be bright, as thou
sands testify in this city. A speciality love,
business marriage, divorce, sickness, lawsuits,
speculations, investments, travels, enemies,
pensions, home troubles. Mail readings, csc
three questions; .staInped envelope.
cLAIRvoYANT-MME. ANDREWS, 1917 Sd Az
3. Take 4th car. ~
cLARvoYANT-MME ANDREWS, 1917 Sd Az
8. Take 4th av car. -
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BARTER AND EXCHANGE

BARTER AND EXCHANGE
CHEAP FOR CASH OR WILL EXCHANGE
fine eight-key flute, silver trimmings, cost
$3.50, never used; good 80 6-shot revolver,
new 80 Marlin repeater, with case; excellent
class spacious roll-top desk; small safe; good
bicycle. What have you? Address today,
s90S, Journal }Ii5r
WANT-PHYsCHoLoG1C AND HISTORICAL
books; have large oak bookcase to exchange for
same. Address 1904. Journal
sPoRTsMEN ATTENTIoN-HAvE A FINE az
Stevens Maynard Jr., rife. What have you to
trader Address s394. journal. nj -. 4
AUTOMOBILES TO TRADE-A VERY FINE
upright piano and player to exchange for good
automobile. Address STA, Journal
WILL EXCHANGE FAIRLY GOOD sIDEBoARD
in part payment for china closet. Address
S965. Journal. ~.'E
HAVE SEVERAL LAST YEARS SPRING HATS
to trade for dressmaking. Address 1866, Jour-
WANT TO TRADE BABY's WARDROBE,
almost complete, for q boys bicycle. Address
$685. Journal. i.
WILL EXCHANGE. M.sIzF VIOLIN: COST
SIS. for bicycle, size 22-inch frame. Address
S416. Journal ~ Es,
WILL TRADE AN FLAT SILVER MOUNTED
flute for a good toned guitar. Address 9OO1,
TO ExcHANGE-soME SECONDHAND FUR
niture for good laundry stove. Address 1918,
/ Journal. -. 49, -
| WILL EXCHANGE Il NICELY BOUND BOOKS,
all In good shape, for most anything of value.
+ Address 5000. Journal. .IaL.L, - !. L
WHAT HAVE YOU 70 EXCHANGE FOR a
! range2 Would like refrigerator. Address 9142,
Journal go
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PERSONAL


sss OUT OF 1000
aa Have Kidney or Stomach Trouble
and do not know It, Send me your name and
8 address and let me tell you how to test your
kidneys and how cured Bright's disease Of
the kidneys of several years. standing with.
Daniel Farrell, Minneapolis MINI.
4 INTERESTING TO KNOW . a
WHAT IS IN YOUR MIND. Et
Raymond Mental Institute teaches telepa-
thy, thought force, therapeutic suggestion, per-
sonal magnetism. Lectures every Tuesday and
Friday evening, o'clock Investigate. Webb
Block, third floor, 10 Sd st s.
sUPERFLUoUs HAIR, MoLEs. WARTS, RE.
y moved scientifically: my almond skin food,
. Blush of Roses. the best. Mrs. Lillian Clyde,
de.matologist and instructor. 620la Nicollet.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS MOVED AND PACKED
for shipment or storage by experienced men;
rate Compartments and locked rooms The
Boyd Transfer & Storage Co., 46 Sd st s.
DANCING GLASSES MONDAY AND THURS.
day evenings. with social following; buck and
wing and private by appointment. Holcomb's
Academy. 43 4th st S. third floor.
YOUNG WHOEVER WOULD LIKE 70 COR,
RESPOND with young widow or middle aged lady
Allan. Sioux Falls. s. D.
ANNA M. GRlsWoLD. 207 MEDICAL BLOCK
superfuous hair moles. warts removed by
electricity; corns extracted: inverted nails ant
bunio.ls treated
RELIABLE LADY PHYSICIAN has NEW HOS
solicited. 1915 Logan av N. Plymouth ca,
going north.
! CoRNs EXTRACTED. $50: INVERTED MAILS
| and hnnions treated. DR.. Collier. SIG Me. av
HOSPITAL FOR LADIES. 1880 CLINTON Av
| 7. q. 55s2. 81 ~
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WANTED TO RENT

WANTED 10 -EENI
WANTED-FLATS-WE HAVE PARTIES
waiting to rent 4, 5. 6, 7-room, modern fur
nished and unfinished fats; bring in your
! list at once. A. l.. Straight Co., 635 Andrus
building. ..tz .-.--s --. ..'.--.
WANTED-ONE OR TWO FURNISHED ROOMS
for light housekeeping in respectable neigh
borhood, by refined couple; walking distance.
Address $780, Journal. 3
WANTED-SIx OR SEvEN-RoOM FLAT;
SfrSt-class accomn odationss within ten minutes
walk of postoffice. Address GLIB. Journal I
WANTED-DEsK ROOM WITH USE OF TELE-
phone; New York Life building preferred
Address 9115 journal.
WANTED-STEAM-HEA FLAT, FOUR OR
five rooms and bath; rent reasonable. Ad-
dress 9O76. Journal e.
REAL ESTATE RENTED AND CARED FOR
can you money. J. A.. Walters n Y.
Life Bldg. &! % .f
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GREAT PIANO SALE. -
We are offering this week the greatest
lot of new and secondhand pianos ever
quoted before. "o -ss sMS.,
Owing to changes bein. made to the
building. and. needing more space. we
make this offer of a large line OF pianos
shipped in from our outside branch stores
which We're closed JAM /. to be sold out
at cost. Also pianos returned from rental,
at great discount We -nnote below q few 4
/ Kr, aisn < Fs.o 1i-r.pi,s. 80 500
1 Lei ~ On. iabf -. 100
1 Ste 7Wa} -aG,~a g,sf .,s;,.-.s ........ 297 Z
/ We lgri..!. .a.r3.rEa 49,. -.I.... 14S
J. iii - p, - s,.rl;.r,.r. a.. ....e 1872 )
( ! lei. Id Isj{Il-srlH ,..,,.-.t.. .... 10 Z
1 CAL, 1Cafg r@u5r ...,.,--.. '....5y 225
/ Casle; ca 49, ..l..r... 49,: 6 $50
25 :a,}tiatJ El%-u1t 4 nLa 50 &C. $685. III R5
25r u@GAhs tr4-l. Sr IL so - < I
gasb- c1 <a8r t,aFuea "a. :55,..st sst.a,ay
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WOOD AND COAL

sMoKELEss, s4.75 TO 81;
splendid coal for domestic use; hard coal,
s 81 60 to 1915; coke, Sc; dry wood, $2.25 up;
dry edgings at lowest prices; frunace coal
= $780, Market Fuel Co., 1o6 Sd st s. Twin
Z City 1872.
WooD-NO. / MAPLE, S8.25 g. o. d. WITHIN
TX miles Of 500 depot; dry. Clingman =. G..
phone 4200 9s
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FOR RENT
Furnished Houses.

a RARE OPPORTUNITY: COMPLETELY
furnished home will be rented by the owner
for two years more from June, 1906. The
house is located in one of the most desirable
residence sections Of the city and within easy
walking distance Of the business portion: re-
sponsiple parties only need apply. 1913. Jour
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-01

WE TRUST EvERYBoDY-EAsY PAYMENGs;
billiard tables bar fixtures bowling alleys;
cheapest prices; our statesmen work on
salary; in dealing with us you do not have
The Brunswick Bake Conender Co.. Mime
apOlis. Mimi p.
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
GREAT PIANO SALE.

Q
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GREAT BARGAIN.

= Entire contents of Schrapp's restaurant,
chairs tables, silverware. linens. dishes, cof5
fee and hot water urns, ranges, broilers. hot
thing suitable for swell restaurant. Sell In
lots or sep. rate. Twin City Fixture. 22s Sd
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CoRNs EXTRACTED. $50: INVERTED NAILS
and hnnions treated DR.. Collier. SIG Me. av.
HOSPITAL FOR LADIES. 1880 CLINTON Av.
13l IT. G. $3.50. I'D a4s n $3.50 a. Il 81 &
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l60 ACRES, S625,

The home of timothy and clover. y
100 acres, one mile from railroad town; no
finer land for cattle and sheepraising; also
corn, root crops and small grain; land lies
level, with good timber; house, woodshed,
stable etc.; nice lawn gGod water; ons-ha ad
acres in PASTURE: one. mile from large lake;
this is homestead relineuishment; only $525.
Homestead Land Co., 8O2 Nicollet Az.
We OWN THE FINEST RANCH IN NORTH
Dakota, consisting Of 1920 acres in Kidder
county and right on the railroad; land is all
sub-irrigated and produces the finest alfalfa;
1900 tons Of hay can be cut on ranch; we viii
sell on easy terms trade for Minnesota or
Iowa lands or merchandise Write for circular
containing full description of the ranch, photo
graphs of springs and buildings. o. W. Kerr
Co., Fargo, N. d. ,.. D. <- Es,, ~.
NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY LAND IN ED
| munds, Mcpherson and Brown counties, S. D.
Railroads building through this year, and there
is SIS sure profit between now and
the LIST Of July. Opportunity comes but once
and this is your opportunity. For descriptions
and prices call or address Meyer Land Co.,
! 41s-419 Phoenix building.
KANABLO COUNTY. MINNESOTA.
| Land of the Big Red Glover.
Excellent soil. Great stock and dairy coun-
try Well Buy nov. before na
for sale on extra easy terms 3. -.=..
| L. A. Howard, Owner, - ..r
500 Oneida Bldg, Minneapolis.
5000 ACRES CHOICEST CUT.ovER FARM
/ at $12; mineral reservation, clover belt; 5000
! acres without mineral reservation at S.; also
! smaller tracts with hardwood timber! f. d.
Dibble Farm Land Agency, $50 Temple Court.
81, soo-FIvE ACRES, IN R1CHF1ELD, ON
| 5Sth st, Lynda1e S; choice location
| and very cheap. ..:....
We insure. farm and city property.
I Standardization Agency, 49,. g..
Oneida Block.
FOR SALE. OR RENT: oNE-oUARTER, ONE.
| half three-G quarter section of i'm.
/ proved land; title perfect: all plowed well
drained; good water; without stump or stone
+ easy terms: write for particulars to Lock Box
o. Grandin. n. D.
o BEFORE BUYING OR SELLING FARM
i O L. a. Howard. SOC Oneida Bldg
10 o. o @ ., o o o o 90 {
Sc FOR 4o.sO.12o, PINE COUNTY, AT BRUNO
i six miles from railroad; fine soil; section
1 12-43-17 Here is your chance. Investigate
R. R. ticket only So there and return. Hobar
Land Co., Phoenix building.
IMPROVED FARMS OF 80, 20, go OR 16
acres one-third mile of Long Lake station
near Minnetonka; best soil in Hennepn coun
ty; beautifully located. J. @. Hall, 736 Lum
Der Exchange.
81 .5oo-TEN ACRES, NEAR w LAKE ST
mile west of city limits Sixty acres adjon
Il ing OH the north, value $4,000. For clea
home in city. Hobart P. Hobart Phoeni
building.
IMPROVED FARM OF. 1000 ACRES AT VAL
ley City, N. D., for sale. March Bros, Litch
field, MINI.
THREE IMPROVED FARMS NEAR LITcH
= field, Mimi, for sale. March Bros, Litch
field, MINI.
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Stores.

VERY DESIRABLE
Store room offer, half of well located store on
Hennepin av between Sd and 4th SITS; steam
heat, fine show window rear entrance, base
ment storage; be occupied at once. Apply
on premises, 317 Hennepin av.
FINE LOCATION FOR LAUNDRY OR ANY
other line Of business: reasonable rent. 1343
Nicnllet aY.
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I ALL ANSWERS WILL BE
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BARGAINS FOR THIS
week; two upright pianos, 500. $l1O: fine
Knabe piano at half price: Henry r. Miller
piano, 5000; Hardman piano, $215; Emerson
piano, $145; easy payments. Foster & Waldo,
&c 9Th st Nicollet - -
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-19
A Swallowed Ex-Conyict

II is very doubtful whether wise methods
have been employed in the case of Alex
ander Berhman, just released from a Pitts
burg place of detention after serving four
teen years for an attempt to assassinate
Henry c. Frick. Berkman Is to be shad-
owed persistentiy by men in the employ of
Mr.. Frick. He is to be regarded from the
moment of his first step across the Jail
threshold as a potential menace He Is to
be reminded constantly of his victims DOW
or and fear.
TO ignore Berkman as a possible offender
against the laws Even though he came
forth from prison proclaiming that his Views
as to government had not changed during
the years of his imprisonment. 1t is hardly
good policy to treat him as an enemy to So
ciety. The law prescribed his penalty and
he paid 1t. He IS now free, and though
not legally a citizen. he has rights which
the state must respect If he commits an
overt act he can be arrested and punished,
perhaps the more severely because of his
frst offense. But he should not be bounded
into crime in order to get him behind bars
Give the man a chance to prove that after
all he was only a silly young hot-head
when he followed Emma Goldman off on
her anarchistic tangent and shot Mr.. Frick
in stupid belief that he was thereby cur
ing the evils for which he believed Prick
then stood All this detective business Is
tending to make a martyr out OF Berkman.
It is foolish and possibly dangerous.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-19
Odell.

The New York republicans have reconsid-
cred their purpose to choose at this time a
new state chairman. This leaves Mr. Odell
on deck, and 1t is likely he will remain there
Until fall September is now mentioned as
the time for making the change. II is a
ticklish situation. The ex-governor al
though greatly discredited as q politician,
has still a following. and. In the complica-
ton that exists IN the state. no faction on
either side 10 to be despised. Mr.. Hearst
may SC divide the democrats as to put them
at the mercy of their opponents. But the
republicans in making their gubernatoriaI
nomination and in shaping their campaign
cannot afford to essume anything, but
should proceed as against strong and
united foe Mr.. Odeil Is an old campaigner,
knows his value. and how to make the most
of bad bargain. He has been down on
his luck OF late, but aybe is not exactly a
dead one.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-19
Now for a Canal Decision.

Now that the railroad rate bill has been
passed. the Senate should proceed without
delay to a Anal consideration of the canal
bill which Is to determine once for all the
type Of the waterway. The committee has
reported in favor of a sea-level canal. be-
ing moved TO that recommendation by the
fear that earthquakes to which the Gen.
tral American countries are all more or less
subject. would damage the locks beyond re-
pair This report Is in accordance with the
findings OF the board OF consulting engi-
neers. but at variance from the recommen-
dations of a large majority OF the Ameri-
can experts and all the administrative Of
hcisis who have studied the question. II Is
directly opposed to the recommendations of
the President
As between the sea-level and the lock
types OF canal there are certain wide Diff
ferences. The former win cost much more
TO build and less TO maintain. The latter
Will take less time to build. but ships using
II will not make so quick a passage. Thus
the advantage is In each case offset by a
disadvantage. The advocates of the sea-
level canal contend that the additional cost
OF that type viii be COMPENSATED for by
the saving In maintenance cost. and In
terms OF commercial use. by the less cost OF
transit through the canal IN time and fuel
The advocates OF the lock type claim on the
other hand that the saving in both cost of
maintenance and use In transit viii not bal
ance the original excess In construction cost
for so many years, considering interest on
the bonds issued for construction. that the
economy is a negligible quantity.
As for the earthquake danger, there Is
probably little room for choice between the
types. A shock severe enough to damage
the looks would probably put sea-leyef
canal out of comnsisston as well
PROBABLY the best argument In favor Of a
lock canal Is that 1t can be more quickly
constructed. The country demands canal
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-19
The Senate and the Rate Bill.

At the cose-though probably uninten-
tlonaIlv-a hoodoo was added to the diff
otllties of the railroad rate bill by the Sen
ate 1t was passed on a Friday. and In the
dark of the moon. We shall see now what
fate. working In conjunction with constitu-
tional lawyers IS able to do to a piece OF
legislation.
Upon the whole 1t was a great debate.
Disflgured In the end by personalities, IL
was yet full of important matter from start
to finish. and informing to those into whose
hands the law will pass for execution The
Icy world Is not much the wiser but the
official and legal world is. and that is the
point. If the law proves workable and
meets the ends designed and desired. the
triumph will be considerable. for railroad
abuses stand confessed and had become In
tolerable when this subject was taken UP.
II the law is defective. the fact should soon
appear. and a future Congress will be GER
tain to add what is shown to be necessary.
The riot OF the railroads at the expense of
the public Is at an end. Both parties are
committed and 1t is now but q question of
finding and applying a complete remedy. If
the amended Hepburn bill is not the thing.
that thing must and will be found The
movement will not go backward.
Mr.. Foraker's vote was display of cour-
age of a high order. That 1t represented
his honest convictions as a man and as a
lawyer is open to no doubt. 1t recalls for
the courage exhibited. the vote of David
b Hit against the German Wilson tariff
bill. In the one case as in the other the
man stood alone against his party. The
Ohio senator's pathway at home Is at pres
ent none too smooth. and his course Is the
Drawer because of that fact.
Equally courageous. too, were the votes OF
Mr.. Morgan and Mr.. Pettus. Alabama
speaks within few months as to their sue
cessors, and they are candidates to succeed
themselves In all this matter the south
has shown herself a strong advocate Of rate
legislation. Her senators. with these two
exceptions have been among the leaders In
the cause But as they found themselves
Of another opinion as to what should be
done, the Alabama senator's recorded them
selves In opposition to the popular senti-
ment when the time came to vote. Whether
one agrees with their views as to the rate
question or not. there can be but one opin-
fon of men who support their views with
such spirit.
The time the Senate has spent on this bill
has been time well spent. For whether the
Hepburn bill passed by the House was
good or not. or whether the conference be-
tween the two houses shall In the end re-
turn to that bill. the debate just closed has
been high credit to the law-makfnx body
participating IN 1t.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-19

IN the Shortest possible time compatible
with good work. Il has waited with re-
markable patience for the canal project
to reach the point Of execution, and now
that the work II under way and the sani-
tary and organizationai difficulties are sue
cumbfng to American push and system and
common sense there viii be little tolerancs
for further delay while the type Of the
canal - reconsfdered.
Probably the great majority of the Ameri-
can people today would prefer to have Con-
gress formally approve the lock type OF
canal and allow the work to proceed with
out any check or hfndrance. It Is always
to be remembered that IL later the argu-
ments in favor a sea-level canal appeal SUI
fciently to Congress the type can be
changed.
Action Is what the country expects. not
discussion and hesitation and further ref
erences TO commissions. When the Senate
comes to take up the bill the fact that the
committees recommendation favors sea-
level type should not be regarded as neces-
sarily conclusive. That decision was reach
ed only by majority of one vote. The case
should be considered on it's full merits by
the entire chamber, but with no more con-
sumption of time than is necessary to
clear understanding Of the situation, the
advantages and disadvantages of the two
types and the prospect of obtaining
through water service between oceans In
the least time and with the best results. 1t
will be highly unfortunate If time Is taken
in recriminatory speeches touching upon
scandalous matters which do not relate to
the question at issue The country Is tired
of canal talk. tired Of delay tired OF per-
sonalities. tired OF canal politics. 1t wants
results. It wants a canal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-19
Bismarck and Schurz.


A cable from Metz, Germany, says:
1T is recalled in connection with the tel
egram of coincidence which Emperor VII.
liam sent to the family Of the late Carl
Schurz that the emperor had long regarded
Mr.. Schurz with respect, and was aware
that his grandfather desired him to return
to Germany and enter the pubic service.
Prince Bismarck invited Mr.. Schurz to do
so. and the latter, in reply, said, In sub
stance:
az am afraid shall always be non
confornnist, and could never adapt myself
to the Prussian system. No, 1t is better for
me to stay where I am.
Never in his life probably did Mr.. Schurz
make wiser decision. A return to Germany
at the Invitation of Prince Bismarck meant
work Of some kind under the Iron Chancel-
lor, and that meant warfare. Doubtless
they admired each other. Mr.. Schurz ap-
preciated the uses Of a masterful man In
government. and Prince Bismarck the uses
of an accomplished one. But. constituted
as they were, they would never have pulled
together in the same leather" and the short
horse would soon have kicked over the tugs.
In some quarters the opinion Is expressed
that Mr.. Schurz was out of his element in
American affairs. The very opposite seems
to be true. With us there Is endless agita-
ton, accompanied by every facility and en-
enlargement for agitation. We have the
freest OF free speech, and the most active and
enterprising Of free newspapers. The fire is
hot and something Is in the boiling pot all
the time. Now it is one thing and now an
other. There are no dull moments. The
fathers began it. and their descendants have
shown themselves worthy of their sires.
Mr.. Schurz saw. and appraised, the Amer
lean opportunity when but little moro than
a lad. 1t appealed to him at once. for he
was born agitator. He never in his life
found anything or anybody exactly to his
taste. His last stand was for civil service
reform, which engaged his full powers. But
had he seen the last spokesman disappearing
in the distance. and then have turned to
survey a public service regulated strictly
according to the policy he had been advo-
eating, it is question II he would not have
found himself a little unhappy. And then
what would have occupied him next?
Mr.. Schurz as German bureaucratic cog
In even as great machine as Prince Bis
marcks-is quite unthinkable. In opposi-
ton in Germany he would have found the
room too small for his style Of swinging
cat. His powers were large his spirits high,
his activities unceasing, and the COM
modious stage in America was the very one
for him No choice made In youth was
ever better justified by long event
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-19
A Golden Age.

I've read the Advertisements
Bout the things you ought to take
For instantaneous relief
From every pain an ache.
No matter what the trouble,
They will cure 1t, safe and quick.
The expense Ii jest a trifie.
What's the use of being sickf
And In the next-door column
The financial folks explain
How ten dollars Is invested
To bring thousands, all clear gain.
They show you calculations
Which are absolutely sure
To lead the way to fortune.
Where's the sense Of being poorS
I'm mighty glad I'm living
In lucky time like this;
The chances are so many
That can't tell which to misA
And want the world to Join me
In my gratitude intense.
We can all be rich and happy
At q nominal expense.