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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

done in a cleanly manner by properly
dressed. healthy persons. and that the
finished canned meats offered for sale
constitute a wholesome and nutritious
article Of diet The use of any spoiled
meat unfit for food was nowhere no
ticed, though it must be conceded that
some of the canned goods contained
material which is Of a low nutritive
value. such as pigs ears, pigs SHOUTS,
tripe. etc.
1T is therefore recommended that
the cans he correctly labeled as to their
contents, 50 that the purchaser may be
able to form d correct estimate as 10
their nutritive value It is believed
that the government inspection should
be extended to a supervision Of all the
materials used for canned goods. As IL
is at present there is no disinterested
supervision which guarantees the fact
that nothing otherthan proper material
is placed in the cans.
1T is suggested that for the IN
cooked sausage business the meat be-
ing inspected for trichinae be handled
in especially sanitary rooms. and that
specific rules be adopted and enforced
for the hands Of these operators. 1t is
believed that the standard OF sanitary
surroundings and care should be high
er for these uncoooked products than
for those which are to be washed and
cooked before being eaten"
Regarding hygiene and sanitation
the committee says some Of the water
closets are not of modern or proper
construction. not we'll located. often
deficient and often ventilate into the
work rooms The medical members Of
the committee paid especial attention
to the health Of the operatives. They
were not able TO detect any evidence
of disease. 1T is certainly not true"
the committee says, that much spit
ting goes on, with consequent contain
nation of the food products"
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case OF HarrY Thaw.

New York, July THE only mat
ter of interest developed in the STAN
ford White murder case is the an
nouncement that Mrs. Thaw, Harry
Thaw's mother, has started for the
United States from England. and the
fact that John Burns. Whites chauf-
feur, has issued a statement which
says that Evelyn Nesbit used Whites
auto twice to Burns knowledg e-once
before her marriage to Thaw and once
afterward. and that in both cases she
used it to go to her hotel. and that
White did not accompany her.
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General statement and Proof.
AS TO DISEASED CATTLE
What Is Said on the Subject by Prof.
VIM. II. WEIGH.

~ AAhs - NFCAChs
The committee says that informa-
ton on preservatiyes is vague as to
their effect, and commends the subject
for scientific investigation The inyes-
LEGATION of the regulations of the Unit
ed States and city of Chicago for the
inspection of meats, the committee
says, was conducted by Drs. Hektoen,
Herzog and Evans, representing the
Chicago Medical society, who had the
especial counsel of Drs. Ravenel Pc
ters and Reynolds. These gentlemen
wrote to number of scientists, and
the committee embodied in their re-
port the reply Of Professor William Il.
Weleh, of the Johns Hopkins univer-
sity, Baltimore. who said:
In view Of the absence of any pos
sible danger to health arising from the
use Of the meat Of cattle affected with
only localized tuberculosis. or actino-
myeosis Qumpy jaw Of Slight or mod
crate extent, it would in my opinion
he eXtravagant, and indeed absurd. TO
condemn the carcasseS of such cattle,
provided the animals are we'll nour-
eQhed and otherwise in good cendi-
Aees- It is, of course. understood that
TIN diseased part and organs are COM
nletely removed and destroyed. and
that proper precautions are taken to
guard against the accidental contain
lnatiOn of the meat with the tuberele
bacilli during and after slaughtering. -
The committee saws that in general
in all except some minor matters
the inspection OF the dead animal mp
TO the time the carcass and separated
organs passed from the killing room
was generally and reasonably efficient,
but that the poSt-mOrten work is the
important work and should be extend
ed that no animals reaching the yards
dead ever get into the slaughterinG
houses; that no improper use is made
of unborn calves, and that lit is our
I opinion that the dressed meat of the
yards is wholesome and a proper ar
ticle for human food"
THE methods employed in preserv-
ing meats are for the most part clean
Is. nothing seriously objectionable be-
ing observed in any Of the houses Wis
tied, The picking of meats has not
presented any very Objectionable feat
ures. 1t is suggested that the skewer
used in inspecting hams be immersed
III boiling water between tests, and
that great care should be exercised in
selecting healthy operatives, especially
the tester'f
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
MAYOR IS IN CONTEMPT
So Says the Supreme Court of Kansas
as 10 VI. w. Rose-An Appeal
VIII Be Taken.

Topeka, Kan. July THE state SUI
preme court has handed down a decis-
ion holding Mayor W. w. Rose, of
Kansas City, Kan. in contempt for
having assumed the office of mayor
after the court had ousted him for the
non-enforcement of the prohibition
law against gambling. In the order
Mayor Rose is ordered to relinquish
the office, and is fined $1,000 for con-
tempt The court further orders, if
Mayor Rose fails to pay the fine with
in twenty days, that he shall be conf
mitted to Jail until such time as it is
paid.
Mayor Roses attorneys Immediately
fled n writ of error If this is not
granted the case viii be appealed to
the United States supreme court. Aft
er being ousted last January Rose was
reelected at a special election.
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NOTICE OF FIRST MEETING OF
CREDITORS


In the District Court or the United
states for the District Of Indiana
IN BANKRUPTCY.
BEFORE John .. Bowers, Rese.ec.
II the matter OF No. &c (WhitlnS3
ReNtord Payne IN BANKRUPTCY
Bankrupt
TO the creditors or Rexford Payne
OF the city of Indiana Harbor IN the
county OF Lake, state and district q
Indiana, a bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given that on the
Teth day OF June. 1906, the said ReNord
Fdyhe was duly adjudicated bankrupt
and that the first meeting OF creators
or said bankrupt viii be held in me
pune court house in the city ot ham
hohd county OF Lake. state and DIS
trict OF Indiana. The 10Th day OF July
Z y. 1906. at nine o'clock in the Tore
noon at which time said creditors may
attend prove their claims, appoint q
trustee' examine the said bankrupt ana
transact such other business as may
properly come before said court.
JOHN O. BOW ERS
Referee in Bankruptcy
NE twelfth Referee District Of Indiana
Daied at Hammond. Ind. June 80, 1905.
NoIe-Creditors will please observe
requirements concerning proof OF
CLAIMS See section 81 of bankruptcy act 1888.
General Order XXI and forms
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The Graduate.
press

We are prone to poke a good deal
Of fun in one way or another at the
new laid graduate, but he doesn't mind
it. knowing in his superior way that
it is all prompted by jealousy, and per-
haps part of it is.
For who can help but envy in his
secret soul the young man who knows
all of the latest slang of the day in
addition TO some of the useful branches
and who can do things better in his
mind than the fellows who have been
doing them for fifty years?
OF course he Is billed for a number
Of jars, but other people who never
went to school have them, and he soon
finds his place, and before long he be-
gins to make those who wasted the
precious hours Of youth sit up and no.
tice as he flies past them.
Of course we are speaking now OF
the man graduate. AS 10 the coed.
well, she does not need guide book to
find her way through life.
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PETITION OF BANKRUPT FOR his
DISCHARGE

In the Matter of
George K. Hart, mo. "a, In BANKRUPTCY
order of Notice Thereon.
District of Indiana IS:
On this 20 day of June, A. d. 1906
on reading the petition Of the bankrupt
1t is ordered by the court That a
nearing be had upon the same on the
~ DAY OF July A. u. 1906, before said
court, at Indianapolis, in said District,
az nine o'clock in the forenoon, and
that notice thereof be published twice
in the
LAKE COUNTY TIMES.
a newspaper printed in said district
ana that all known creditors and other
persons in interest may appear at the
said time and place and show cause,
II any they have, why the prayer of
the said petitioner should not be grant
ed
And it is further ordered by the
Court, that the Clerk shall send by
mail TO all known creditors copies of
said petition and this order, addressed
TO them at their places of residence as
stated.
WITNESS, the Honorable Albert B.
Anderson, Judge of said Court, and the
seal thereof at Indianapolis, in said
district on the goth day of June A. ID.
1906.
Iseal of / NOBLE c. BUTLER.
1.-THE Court Clerk.
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Mrs. warren,s Profession. y

New York. July THE reproduc-
ton of George Bernard Shaw's play
Mrs. Warren's Profession in this
city during the last theatrical season
was not violation of the penal code,
according TO q decision handed down
by the justices of the court of special
sessions. The decision was given in
the cases Of Arnold Daily and Samuel
Gulpertz, who were arrested at the
time the play was ordered discontinued
by the police commission. The two
defendants are acquitted by the decis-
ion
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Legal Notice.

No. 8l99. Treasury Department,
Office of Comptroller of the Currency,
Washington d. O., May 2. 1905.
Wereas, by satisfactory evidence
presented 10 the undersigned, iE has
been made to appear that 1.-THE Oitiz-
ems German National Bank of Ham
mond," in the City of Hammond in
the County of Lake of Indiana. has
complied with all the provisions
of the Statutes of the United States,
required to be complied with before
an association shall be authorized to
commence the business of Banking.
Now therefore, 1. Thomas. P. Kane.
Deputy and Acting Comptroller of the
Currency do hereby certify that THE
Citizens German National Bank Of
Hammond, in the County of Lake
and State of Indiana. is authorized to
commence the business of Banking as
provided in Section fifty one hundred
and sixty nine of the Revised Statutes
of the United States.
In testimony whereof witness my
hand and Seal of Office this second
day of May, 1906,
T, r. Kane Deputy and Acting
Comptroller of the Currency.
(seaD 5-5.ty
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
MOTHER AND CHILDREN DEAD
Nearly Whole Family Cremated in
a Fire That Detroyed Its
Home.

Lafayette. Ind, July Mrs Solo
mon Gobba and her six children We're
burned to death in a fire that destroy
ed their home here. Solomon Gobba,
the husband and father, was badly
burned, but will recover. The entire
family was asleep when the fire start
ed. The fire originated from the kitch-
en- stove.
The dead are Mrs. Sarah Gobba,
aged IS; Rachel, aged 10; Freeman,
aged u; Guy, aged 10; Marquis, aged
s. Edith. aged .; Brooks, aged ,. One
daughter was at a neighbours and es-
capped death
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
NOTICE or FIRST MEETING OF
CREDITORS

In the District Court Of the United States for
the District OF Indiana
In Bankruptcy
Before John q. Bowers. Referee
ID the nsatter Of No. Is. Hammond
Nelll. Bankrupt
To the creditors OF Y Blanche Mcneil, Of the
city Ct Hammond. Ia the county Of Lake, state
and district OF Indiana. . bankrupt
Notice Is hereby given that on the 2sSh Day OF
June. lStS. the said II Blanche MeAell was oetia
ad!udicated BANKRUPT and that the hrst meeting
q creditors Of said bankrupt VIII be ned ~ ne
puoiic court house ii the city or H2lnfifons.
county Of Lake state ana district OF Indiana On
ne ieth eay OF Jul.. 4. d.. 1896. at . c4oeA ta
the forenoon al which time said creators li'.s
dtteAd prove their claims, appoint a trustee, s.
anime The said bankrupt and transact stseh otlst
business as may properly come before sald court /.
JOHN q. BOWERS,
Referee il Bankruptcy
Twelfth Referee District q. lAiisaila
Dayeo at Hammond, Ind. June 80. 1906
Note-CFeditors viii please observe require
tnents concerning proof OF claims. see secIl0n i
~ bankruptcy act 1875. General Oroer a.
and forms.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
The Saucy Summer Girl.

She's piquant and pretty,
She's clever and witty,
She's modest and simple and chaste:
Tiptlted her nose is,
AS sweet as the rose is
The girl in the peekaboo waist.
Her costume, though stunning
Is what l call cunning
And quite in the height of good taste,
But still she is chilly
And says / am silly
To dote on the peekaboo waist
/ swear / will leave her
And hope thus to grieve her,
But never a tear have traced.
She says there are others
Who aren't quite brothers,
And peekaboc won't go to waste.
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saws she'll soon Be Back. ;,

Moscow. July 6.-Maria Spiridonovo,
who killed Chief of Police Luzhenoff-
sky, of Tambov. was sent TO Siberia
with other prisoners. When hidden TO
keep up stout heart she replied: I'VE
shau soon be back
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

In the center of Sulphur island. of
New Zealand. Is a lake OF sulphuric
acid fifty acres in extent. The water
contains vast quantities of hydrochloric
acid and sulphuric acids, kissing and
bubbling ST temperature Of ITO de-
grees F., and great care has TO be
taken in approaching it to avoid suf-
location.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

List Of Letters.

The following letters remain in the
1ommond postoffice for the week
nding July ?, 1906.
Mr.. F. Baronowski.
Michal Biloxi.
Miss Mabel Bruins.
Mr.. Paul Grafton.
Mr.. p. r. Kinds.
Mr.. Percie Henderson.
Mrs. Margaret HALEY.
Mister Karlo Krizen.
Mrs. z. G. Leville.
Mr.. Albert Liesme.
Miss Hannah McCowen.
Miss Stella Mackowiak.
Mr. Daniel Murphy
Mrs. Neimeyer.
Herrn Erich Otto.
Mr.. August .Payunk.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. c. Pierce.
Mr.. Rolf Co.
Saw Radakovic.
Mr. George Stewart.
Mr.. ". E Smiley.
Herrn Herman Schwerin.
Mr.. ". c. Smart.
Mr. John Tapken.
Mr.. Oscar Walther.
Mr.. Frank White.
Mr. D. A. Young.
w. H. GOSTLIN, Postmaster.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Revolution in SAN Domingo.

Washington. July 7.-Advices have
been received at the navy department
from Commander Sutherland, in charge
OF the United States naval forces in
Dominican waters that fighting is go
ing on there, the revoluuonists having
broken loose again.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

You aren't apt TO have unexpected
company when you have really good
dinner
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

If a man would carry his wife a
bunch of roses once in awhile she
wouldn't be nearly so apt to wonder if
marriage is a failure.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Keec Him Broke.

It's not the clothes that make the man;
For what he's worth you take him,
But when it comes 10 womens clothes
They are the things that break him.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
A Fellow FeeI;no.

Giddy Girl-Don't you just love
wedding?
Moody Man-Can't say l do. I'm a
married man myself
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Report OF an Expert Committee
on Conditions at the Pack
ing Houses.
THEY COULD BE MADE BETTER
But the Product as It Is Now Is Per-
fectly Wholesome.
Names of the uen Who Made the
Investigation and the Conclu-
sions at Which They Have
Arrived.

Chicago. July THE report Of the
Joint committee Of the Chicago Com
mercial association and Illinois Manu-
facturers' association, appointed to in
vestigate the packing industries OF
Chicago, together with the report Of
the experts who accompanied them,
has been made public. The commit
tee says: "That a board of experts Of
the character employed, with profess
sional ideals and guided and Influenced
by an aesthetic sense which embodfes
something of necessity and something
more Of luxury should find the prod
net wholesome, the yards generally
clean and the inspection efficient seems
to your committee to cover the situa-
ton.
Clean Bill of Health Given.
"As result OF this investigation we
ourselves have no hesitapcy IN stating
that the meat products at the yards
are wholesome and proper food. We
find that the companies have been i'm
proving the conditions and products
from year to year, that Improvements
are constantly being made and Will
be made, and we believe that the con-
dltions and surroundings at the plants
carefully protect the quality of the
product
Experts Who Did the Work.
The experts who accompanied the
committee were DIR. ". 4. Evans, pro-
fessor Of pathology of the University
OF Illinois; DR.. Macmillan Herzog. late
pathologist, bureau Of science, Manila,
II. l.; Dr. NJ. 7. Ravenel, pathologist
to the Phipps Institute, Philadelphia;
Professor A. T. Peters, Y. s, Univer-
sity Of Nebraska, and Professor NJ. Fl.
Reynolds, V s. University of Minneso-
ta%-all eminent specialists. Their in
vestigation occupied two weeks.
General Statement and Proof.
They say that parts of most Of the
plants are up-to-date, yet in each of
these there are some sections that are
indifferently good and in most of them
some things that they cannot approve
Of. The committee can cite no bet
ter evidence of the truth Of this state
--4aent than the very extensive improve
ments that are now under way every
where.
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Whatever That Is.

"Is he well educatedy'
well, he seems to know how to elm,
mate hard work from the problem OF
making living"
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A man who makes great hit with
himself is an easy mark.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

The habit of paying compliments
often leaves a man bankrupt of truth.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

No man really wants his children to
do as he has done.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Not For Him.

Rich Young Man-Want a job?
Poor Boy-What is it like?
r. \. NO along with me and take
all the advice that my friends want TO
give me.
2. B.-Chase yourself.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

When frenzied noise lets down the bars
And cracker smoke wreaths curl,
Then little Willie thanks his stars
He was not born a girl.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Hunor oua Philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. sHITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

The contingent that would rather be
right than be in jail is considerably
larger than the one that would rather
be right than be president.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

1t is never called debt as long as
your credit is good.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Repentant.

''She is trying to live down her past"
Poor thing. An unfortunate mar
riage:"
NO. she used TO think that she could
sing"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
A Fighting Chance.

PA, what's a fighting chanceY'
That, my son. is Irish for a difficult
Detroit Free Press.
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Its First Job.

'fWhen Adam and Eve moved out OF
the garden l wonder if they carried
their belongings on a wheelbarrow."
Sure not. They used Adams ex-
PRESS
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Takes Them Of,

why do the good die young?"
ut is malady that very quickly
proves fatal, and only the young are
ever afflicted"
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If things have no bright side, use
your biceps and polish up.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

A beautiful lie is one that looks like
the plain truth.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

When a man goes about inviting to
look up references and be assured OF
his honesty, the brand he carries isn't
worth the advertising.
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SOME ADVICE AS TO TRlPE

Experts Think Il and Other Similar
Products Should Be Labeled.
The committee further along says:
1our committee is Of the opinion that
the canning departments visited are,
il general, in a clean condition. and
khat the handling Of the materials IS
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

A secret is something that the sim
pleton hides and the heavy villain finds
at the moment when it can do the
greatest execution.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
to HEAVIER

A person of mathematical mind
would rather get the average than 50
to heaven.
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Extenuatinp Circumstances.

First Girl = Aren't men the stupid
things?
Second Girl-Yes, but just think how
much more clever we'd have TO be If
they were smart.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
afary's Little Chauneur.

Mary had q little lamb
That gamboled on the street;
An automobile came along
Now Mary's lamb IS meat.
Brooklyn Liza
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

No one talks very much about rights
who has any.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

The way to do some Of your friends
particular favor is to make a bad
mistake.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
No, AccordinS to Specifications.

What kind of dish is this, Mrs.
MaybeT'
THAT is a new health food"
''Impossiblel One can eat it and en-
Joy it,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

81 wonder how all OF the new words
slip into the language"
Ever see collar button playing
hide and seek with a fat man?"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
Local Color.

Now the green is on the hillside
And the mauve is on the rocks,
But for variegated colors
Look on all the summer socks.
Judge.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

Some closets are too small for moths
to work in
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PERT PARAGRAPHS.

A really clever woman is never sus-
pected of 1t.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

A hard luck story often makes a
mans luck good
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Positive.

''How do you know that he is q good
lawyer?"
He confesses it himself"
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Deserves q Medal.

Deserves q Medal.
He is no hero in the fray.
Yet he Is loyal. brave and strong
The man who seeks a holiday
And takes his two small boys along.
Washington Star.
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Some people are 50 tender hearted
that they cannot bear TO see chair
get cold.
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Defined.

"Pa, what's an heiress?'
ANY American girl who marries a
foreigner"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07

Every up to date marriage license
ought to have a divorce coupon at
tached.
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Some men are wise enough 70 be
foolish occasionally.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-07-07
His Figures.

Hes a great man on figures"
Mathematician?
NO; ladies' tailor" = Minneapolis
Journal.
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Loves Game.

Loves Game.
Though love. they say, will find a way,
The scheming lovers game
Is just to have her papa pay
The same.
Philadelphia Press.
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AduIternted.

Adulterated.
He-They say there are microbes In
kisses.
She-Yes; everything is adulterated
nowadays.-Yonkers Statesman.