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The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
INDIANS CALLED MOQUIS.
How the Hori People Came to Be
Designated by Objection
able Name.

To those few in the outer world who
ever heard Of them at all they are
mostly known as Moquis-this
through the publicity gained by their
annual Snake Dance, says the Crafts
man. But McQui or Moki is a mis-
homer. Hopi is how they would have
us know them-because 1t Is right,
and because it means something to
them and is justly symbolic of their
racial characteristics. Peaceful-gen.
tie is its signiflcance-and the worst
word they know to apply to an Of
fender is ka-hopi-the negative of
Hoji-or paska-hopi, the superlative
of this; and anyone as bad as this
is hopeless. Moki in their language
means dead, and the accepted theory
of its first application to them as
tribal name is that the Navajo, their
longtime enemy in spirit of deri-
sion so called them on account Of
their distaste for warfare, and love
of a quiet-stay-at-home life. Accord
ing to the Navajo code they were
dead ones" From the Navajo, whose
country entirely surrounds the Hopl,
the early traders and settlers acquired
the word Moki before ever seeing the
Hopi; and from the trader 1t easily
passed without question to the govern.
ment representatives, so 1t now stands
as the official appellation in the Indian
department. But ask Hopi If he
is a Moqui-his quick resentment will
be convincing enough.
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
AN INSTRUCTED PRISONER.
So Thoroughly Drilled He Put 1t On
to the Lawyer Who Cleared
Him.

A New York lawyer once had to de-
fend a man named Marshall, charged
with larceny, and against whom there
was very strong evidence. Before the
trial the lawyer went to his client
and told him that his only chance Of
escape was In plea of insanity, and
he advised him to play the luantic,
and to answer all questions put to
him with the word Spoons" The day
Of the trial came on and Marshall
took his place In the dock, pale, bag.
gard and Withholding.
Guilty or not guilty." asked the
clerk.
"Spoons!" drawled the prisoner,
with a blank stare.
Come, plead guilty or not
guilty" repeated the clerk.
"Spoons!" was the only reply.
Prisoner, will you answer the
question put to you, or do you want
to be punished for contempt" asked
the judge.
"Spoons!" bawled- the prisoner, still
unmoved.
At this point the counsel for the
prisoner interfered and told the court
that his client was not In condi-
ton to be out on trial, as he was evil
IDENTIFY not responsible for his actions,
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
A Dinner De Luxe.

Mr.. Plates, the well-known publish
er OF subscription sets, gave de luxe
dinner last Thursday evening to the
authors connected with his flourishine
house, and not since the Mark Twain
banquet has so distinguished GROUP
of men of letters been seen as that
which gathered at the old Clarendon
hotel. Among those present were Sir
Walter Scott, Charles Dickens, William
NJ. Thackeray, Alexander Dumas
George Eliot, Honore de Balzac, Jane
Austen, Anthony Trollope, Louise
Muhlback (Klara Muller), and Mr.. Plu-
tarch Letters of regret were read from
William Shakespeare, Edward Gibbon
and Henry Fielding.
The after-dinner speaking was un-
usually brilliant. The following tpasts
were responded to:
Miss Austen: "Pessimism and the
Modern Lady Novelist"
Mr.. Dumas: Some Indiana Ro-
mancers Who Have Influenced Nc"
Mr.. Dickens: Good Literature on
the Installment Plan; the Age of Cou-
pom"
Mr.. Balzac: MY Debt to Henry
James,"
Mr.. Plutarch: 1.-The Commentaries
ton of Literature"
Mr.. Plates: Hands Across the
Sea-"
Mr.. Plates said in part: Ladies and
gentlemen, am grateful for this OPP
portunity to express my pleasure In the
fact that the cordial relations existing
between you as authors and me as pub
Usher have never been subjected to the
slightest strain. Acrimony between an
author and his publisher is too often
the case nowadays. Sometimes an au-
thor feels that he is not receiving a
sufficiently large royalty; sometimes
he suspects (unjustly, Of course) that
more Of his books were sold than his
statements show; or he may be dis
satisfied with the amount of advertis-
ing which is spent on pushing the sales
Of his works am happy to say that.
have never received a line of COM
plant or criticism from any OF my au-
thors. On the other hand, you will give
me credit for printing your master
pieces in the best de luxe bindings and
making them known to appreciative
millions. It cannot but please you to
learn. that, although none of your
works are listed monthly among the
BEST Selling Books" they sell steadily
from year to year In countless thou
sands. 1t is true that have never sent
you a sixpence In royalties, and ap-
preciate the delicacy with which you
have refrained from mentioning the
matters; you understood the great pub
fishing expense was under. STILL. |
am ready to pay each and every one
Of you an honorarium Of f10. which Is,
! believe, the usual thing In such cases.
Ladies' and gentlemen, 4 drink to your
continued health and deathless pcpu-
larfty."
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
coAxIMc THE AUTOMOBILE
Philosophic Farmer Gives His Ideas
About the Inventor of the
Machine.

An automobile stood In front Of a
gasoline supply station over in Jer-
sey a few days ago and, of course,
the usual crowd assembled. to take q
look at the show. Among the specta'
tors, says the Philadelphia Evening
Telegraph, was an old farmer, who
walked all around the machine and
interestedly watched every movement
OF the chauffeur.
AS soon as the gasoline was pro-
cured and slowed away the chauffeur
turned the crank to start the spark,
and moment later the auto was hik.
ing down the pike at pace that
made the country constables sit up
and take notice. 1t was then that a
CLEAN Of satisfaction appeared on the
sun-scorched visage Of the ancient
agriculturist
"Them auterbiles is great inwen.
lions all right" he remarked to by.
stander, "but Their geezer what got
'em UP had ter take tip from US
hayseeders on how ter make Their
blamed things go, jes Their same"
Put me WISE" said the party ad'
dressed. II fail to catch your mean
ing"
WAL" rejoined the farmer, with
his smile still beaming, when any Of
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2 The vainer one is the happier
: one is. Women can be happy on
9 very little reality until they lose !
) their looks.
) His wife, to keep him in good 6
Z temper, stood over him and 4
3 quoted some Of his own writings !;
! to him while he made the fire.
Z He began by cursing and ended 8
Z by whistling &
4 A witty bad woman one can I
z half admire; witty good wo- :
: man one can always love. 6
a The emotional nature of wo- /
z man, II only trained and rightly 7
! directed, might raise the world
9 to mans vision of its future. !
3 y
! High art has come to be high Z
kicking, and the higher the kick =
: the higher the-art! 6
3 The fact escapes many readers
I of insufficient insight that UNI
derneath all the imagery OF orr 6
entail writings there is severe 3
simplicity Of style. They go d. !
4 rectly to the matter. They give I
us a beautiful symbol for an
emotion. We endeavor to so de- 8
3 scribe the emotion that every !
4 man will recall his own similar I
experience. We analyze the 2
heart of sorrow. They veil the 6
I sun. !
Some minds are merely the I
manure Of other minds; they =
grow little themselves, but they 6
. hasten the season OF OtnerS. 9
Funny people are never witty. =
Witty people are never funnJ G
! An apropos piece of flattery !!
nips the wrinkle in the bud. I
g
surrender myself uncondi- &
) tionally to the Establishments of :
!. the American rocking-chair.
There Is no ring to platitude; 6
1t is like counterfeit coin.
I WALTER BLACKBURN HARTE. /
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
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and it was an outrage on a free citi-

and it was an outrage on a free citi-
zen, etc.
do you understand what is said?"
asked the Judge, addressing the pris.
oner
"Spoons!" was his reply, in wild ac-
cents.
1t was evident that the man was
crazy and the judge ordered him dis.
charged. He was taken in charge by
his friends who were with him and
left the court with them. His lawyer
followed them and congratulated him
on his escape, suggesting that 1t might
be a good idea to pay him his fee.
His client stared at him with blank
amazement, and moved away with the
simple remark: "Spoons!"
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
The Care of Books.


The following little helpful Viewers"
should be framed and hung up in every
library:
Never cut bread on valuable book.
1t Is likely to injure the binding.
Never use your spectacles or false
teeth for book mark. You will never.
know where they are; besides, 1t in
jures the book. 4
Never cut the leaves Of book with
the carving knife until you have first
wiped 1t clean.
Never cut leaves with any sharp
knife. Use a safety razor
Never turn leaves with your thumb.
A pair Of small tongs, such as come
with boxes of bon-bons, Is the best
thing to use.
Never put hot iron on an open
book, unless 1t is Roycroft book, in
which case the typography will be like
ly to improve its appearance.
Never throw book at the cook I'M
less it is cook book. 1t Injuries the
corners and delays the dinner
Never rub dust from books. Tele-
phone for compressed air wagon.
Never set very young baby down
on an open book, especially valuable
book.
Never use your books, and they will
keep an indefinite time.
BERT LESION TAYLOR. \
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
SLOW ALSO IN DEATH.

Snails are slow even when It comes
to dying. One well-known naturalist
who had mounted a shell upon card
was surprised to find, four years later.
that the warm water employed Ia
soaking the shell off the mount had
revived the inmate, which he had long
since supposed to be dried am, dead.
Several specimens In another collec-
tion wore revived In similar manner
after they had lain In drawer for
some u years. These had not been
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
Why He Was Glad.

MY son." said the strict mother, at
the end Of a moral lecture, Il want
you to be exceedingly careful about your
conduct. Never, under any circum-
stances, do anything which you would
be ashamed to have the whole world
see you doing" The small boy turned
handspring, with a whoop of de-
light.
What In the world Is the matter
with you? Are you crazy?' demanded
the mother.
Nom, was the answer. I'm jes'
SO glad that you don't spec me to
take no baths never any more!"-Lip-
pincott's Magazine.
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
Poles Of Paper.

Serviceable telegraph poles can, II
Is found, be constructed Of paper.
Such poles are made of paper pulp,
in which borax, tallow, etc., are
mixed in small quantities. The pulp
is cast In mold with core in the
center, and forms hollow rod of the
desired length. The paper poles are
said to be lighter and stronger than
those of wood, and to be unaffected
by the sun, rain, dampness or any Of
the other causes which shorten the
life of wooden pole
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
Silly Idea.

Poet-Will you look over this bit of
verse at your leisure?
Editor-See here, young man, what
ignorant fool ever gave you the idea
that newspaper men ever have any
leisure?-Clevelan Leader.
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05

us heckers has got an old cow what
gifts got contrary an won't go through
a gate or in a barn door, we jes twists
her tail a couple O turns, an off she
hustles."
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
ENOUGH for Him.

Theorist-Do you worry much about
the next world?
Practical man-Thunderatlon, no!
It's all | can do to make both ends
meet In this one!-Detroit Free Press.
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glued to card, but had been left
lying loose, and though frequently
handled, had shown no signs Of life.
They were thrown into tepid water
with the idea of cleaning out the
shells, but to the surprise Of the own
er the snails were found creeping
about the basin.
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05
That,s WhY.

Young CHATTER makes Light Of
everything"
rYss. he's lsnssrn-jawsd. .HeusssA.
kQ9 4.
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05

Missionary want to reach. the
children
Cannibal Chief-You Will; they al.
ways get what's leftl-Puck,
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05

The Main Point.
TO be as smart az a steel trap It 10
necessary to know when to shut up.
The Globe-republican., 1906-07-05

After 'Frenzied FinaHce" comes
Fraudulent Food" The professional
exposers, like musicians, employ the
double 3 when they wish fortisaimo
effect. \
The department Of superintendent
has recommended to the National Edu-
cational association that the spelling OF
10 words be changed in all schools in
the United States; some Of the new
words being, "enuf," "tung," "fether,"
thru" The ingenuity Of the spelling
reformers might be more probably en-
ployed In other than educational chan
nels. They ought to be writing street
car advertisements for the manufacture
ers of such useful commodities as
"Klee-Nlt" soap and "Nufangl" pants.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-05-20
.CONSOL LIDATION
 OF BONANZAS
CIRCULAR BEING SENT OUT TO THOSE INTERESTED CIV ING DETAILS OF IMPORTANT MERGER WHICH AF- FECTS F0U ACCOMPANIES IN WARREN DIST.
 TIME LIMIT FOR TURNING IN STOCK

HOU6HTON, Mich, May 19. = (SpeciaI) = Circulars mailed from here tonight announcing the plans of the proposed BiSbee consolidation The company will have shares will remain in the treasury 100000 subscrbabie pro rata at par to stockholders and the remaining 100000 dis tbuted as follows 3560 shares of stock to one of Calumet Pisburg; same to one of Lake Superior Pitts burg 2360 shares to one of Junction; 360 shares to one of Pisburg Duluth. This makes one share out of the 100000 allotment subscdbabe to every holder of fourteen shares in the new company It is necessary to have 30 per cent of each compays stock surrendered to justify the organization It will be necessary to exchange the stock before anyone can acquire the right to subscribe to the 2O0 900 allotment All rights will expire at noon June 20 Sub scription payments are due month later If fifty per cent of each company is not surrendered by then all Suren dered stock will be returned to the owners and the plan pended If fifty per cent is surrendered temporary nego
 able receipts will be issued m the certificates ready An application to list on the Boston Exchange will be made as soon as poSSihe afief the organization, .---
Bisbee daily review., 1906-05-20
RUSSIANS ARE
 IN SUSPENSE
NEXT FEW DAYS MAY BRING FORTH UNIVERSITY cLus x ANCE = EMPEROR NICHOLAS INCLINED TO GRANT SMALLER DEMANDS IN REPLY TO HIS ADDRESS
 FROM TH0NE AND DENY LARGER ONES

ST. PETERSBURG, May f9-The week closes with sus- pense over what the next few days will bring forh but it al ready is certain that Emperor Nicholas and the government do not regard the address of the lower house reply to the speech from the throne umatum beyond the demand for amnesty, which the Emperor will seek to satisfy. partial pardon for political offenders will be granted and other demands of the address will be considered decara
 ons of opinion upon which the Emperor is not called pass until they find expression by legislative enactment.
 trip of President MouomSeff to Peterhoff today as had been anticipated productive of changes in the situation Though the leader of the house received the utmost consideration and was singled out by the Emperor for spe ca attentions the subject of the address was, by act derstanding avoided The governmen certainly does not intend to yield to the demands of parliament but the desire
 avoid conflict is becoming increasingly evident It seems to be the policy of the government while concedng the min mum demands to compel parliament by pacific assurances to assume the responsibility for fresh and hostile initiative.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-05-20
.bR|TIANS ALWAYS GETTING INT0 TROUBLE Are Now Involved in Quarrels With Both Turkey and
 Chinese.

LONDON, May 19.-Great Britain's worldwide interests prevent the pos sibility of the diplomats ever being without a problem to solve. Turkey, undismayed by her failure to secure a slice of Egypt, has raised another question in which not only Great Brit. ian, but all the powers trading with Turkey are interested.
 The Sultan issued during the week an trade, dealing with the foreign joint stock and insurance companies, doing business in Constantinople, and the embassies were empowered to issue a joint note to the Turkish government. IL is expected that the Sultan, as usual, will submit.
 The more delicate question, and one which affects Great Britain more di- rectly, is the change in the Chinese customs administration, with reference to which China has asked for explana- ton, which has not been given satis. factoriIy.
 According to the last official dis patches received by the foreign office Great Britain in asking China for an explanation was supported by all the powers with the exception of Germany
Bisbee daily review., 1906-05-20
SIDE IF VALCANO NOW RAGING,
 TORRENT
Heroic Italian Boy, Deserving of Monument, Loses Life
 to Help Father.

NAPLES, May 19.--The Vesuvius region was again inundated today by torrential rain, which fell so heavily that a mighty river is now coursing down the side of the volcano, carry ing everything before it, and sweep ing trees, lava, houses and animals out of its path. The population is in a state of panic. ......
 The torrent, which is composed in part of mud, cinders and ashes, is about twelve feet wide and in some places as much as eighteen feet deep.
 Two deaths have already been re- corded, a man and a boy having been and the child of a peasant. He had been warned to v from danger, but insisted upon rushing in the direction of the stream in an effort to reach his father, who was in the torrents path and unconscious of his danger.
 The boy succeeded in reaching his father and both ran toward safety. They were. however. overtaken by the stream and swept down ward. An other peasant jumped in the water to the rescue, but was also carried away. A second man rushed to give help and succeeded in pulling the lads father and the other man from the wa. ter, but the man was so injured that he died soon after. The body of the heroic boy was flung up on the trunk of a tree long distance below, the scene of the tragedy.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-05-20
PREDICTS QUICK DOOM
 OF EARTH IN LONDON.

LONDON, May 18.-Terrible predic- tions concerning what will happen to the poor old earth during the next twenty-five years were made the other day at Exeter Hall. The prophets of the disaster, a large number of whom were clergymen, were in attend ance at The Prophetis and Second Advent Conference"
 While they differed somewhat in de. tails, all agreed that the end of the world Is at hand. They were not quite sure whether the final catastro phe will come on May 2, 1929, or April g, 1881, but they were quite sure that one of these dates will prove to be the right one. ssE
 There can be ne slsubt that the world has nearly outiived it's useful ness, the prophets declared. The wars and earthquakes which have afflicted it recently are proof positive, and all that is required to fulfill their prophe cies is the coming of the anti-Christ who is somewhat anEindly identified with Napoleon. He will make his first political appearance as the King oi Eyria, but in 1922 he will attack and conquer France. Then he will extend his rule over the other kingdoms. There will be 10000, ,000 Christians in the world at this time, the prophets declare, but evidently they will not all be equally deserving of favor, for in 1924 or 1926, 144,000 of them will be translated to heaven, while the other 9,S56,000 will be transported to the desert near Mount Sinai, where they will have to wait three and hall years.
 Members of the British parliament of that time are evidently to be lot of terrible sinners, for only a very few will be found worthy of immediate i translation.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-05-20
STATEHOOD BILL |S WILLIAMS
 OBJECT
Minority Members of House Endorse His Filibustering
 Tactics.

WASHINGTON, May 19.-Demo- cratic members of the House of Rep resentatives were today signing an in dorsement of the action of Minority Leader Williams in filibustering in the House for the purpose of hurrying ac ton on the Statehood bill. ~
 The indorsement was drawn by Rep resentatiye Beall of that State. Ii asks Williams to continue to demand roll calls on every motion, which car be made in the passage of bills or the adoption of resolutions, and to make g point of mo quorum" whenever pos sible.
 The dilatory tactics practiced this week have delayed business to a con. siderable extent, and with the request to increase vigilance that advantage will be taken of every opportunity fol delay, still further delay will result.
 Graft Is Upheld.
 WASHINGTON, May 19.-By a vott of TOT to 65 the House today refused to pass the anti-graft bill, so-called dealing with cotton leaks and othel matters of a confidential character which, should they become publicly known, might have a tendency to af feet the markets, because the confer ees had recommended that the mem bers of Congress be included within the scope of the bill.
 The opposition was. led by McCal of Massachusetts. assisted by Crum packer of Indiana, Grosvenor of Ohit and Gardner of Massachusetts, while the friends Of the measure were rep resented by Burelson of Texas and Jenkins of Wisconsin.
 Early in the day the Democrat made their last stand against the Le' bin. and being completely outvoted desisted from. further dlibusterine consideration of. the "anti-leak" bil taking up the rest of the day.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-05-20
RANGERS WILL BE
 HERE MEMORIAL DAY.
CAPTAIN RYNNING WRITES THAT HE WILL SEND AS MANY AS
 POSSIBLE.

Bisbee Memorial day exercises are now certain to be attended by the greater part of the rangers in this section of the country. a letter re- ceived by Rev. Shields, chairman of the invitation committee, from Capt. Thomas Rynning stating as much.
 Writing from Douglas, which is his headquarters. Capt. Rynning says, among other things:
 My Dear Chaplain:
 q received your kind note of the 10th. also received another letter from Mir. O. c. Wager, secretary of the com mittee, inviting the Rangers to take part in the Memorial day services in Bisbee.
 In behalf of both the Ranger Com ,pany and myself, 1t gives me pleasure to accept your kind invitation.
 We are very busy now with the spring round-ups. and almost all the men are following the various round ups, but I will bring into Bisbee for that date every man in this section that can possibly get off the work.
 With kindest personal regards, and the best wishes of all the boys.
 T remain, sincerely,
 TOM RYNNING."