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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Care Of Shoes.

Boot and shoe trees are all very
we'll II they can be Afforded. but set
# them to accommodate the footgear
II the average well-dressed woman
represents quite considerable ex-
penditure. Tissue paper crushed and
packed in the shoe answers every pur-
pose Of keeping 1t in shape and costs
almost nothing. Patent leather shoes
deed special care to preserve them
In good condition. When they are
fresh and new they may be wiped
over after every wearing with a soft
linen cloth, and set in a closet that
Is not too cold nor too warm. Ex-
tremes of temperature injure the leath-
er. AS the shoes begin 70 show
signs of wear they should be washed
with a sponge dipped in lukewarm
water, and after being carefully dried,
be lightly brushed over with patent
leather varnish sold for the purpose
and applied with camel's-hair brush.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
GOOD AND HARD.
Results Of Excessive Coffee Drinking

It Is remarkable what suffering
some persons put up with just to sat
isfy an appetite for something.
A Mich. woman says: 81 had been
using coffee since l was old enough to
have a cup of my own at the table
and from 1t have suffered agony
hundreds Of times In the years past
my trouble first began In the form
of bilious collie. coming on every few
weeks and almost ending my life At
every attack for 8 years I suffered in
this way. / used to pray for death to
relieve me from my suffering. had
also attacks Of sick headache. and be-
gan to suffer from catarrh Of the stom-
ach. and of course awful dyspepsia.
'For about a year l lived on crack
ers and water. Believing that coffee
was the cause of all this suffering, I
dnally quit 1t and began to use
Postum Food Coffee. It agreed with
my stomach. my troubles have left
me and l am fast gaining my health
under its use.
mo wonder I condemn coffee and
tsa. No one could be In q much more
critical condition than l was from
the use of coffee. Some doctors pro.
7ounced 1t cancer. others liberation
but mons gave me any relief. But
since stopped coffee aud began Pos
tum I am getting well 90 fast can
heartily recommend It for all who
suffer - did," Name given BY
Postum Co. Battle Greek. Mich. Read
the llttle book. The Road To- Wen
villa" ~Thsrs's reason"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
A Tasty Dish from Left-Overs.

Cold corn beef is best, but any kind
of cold meat will do. Put through a
meat grinder or chop fine; IL onion
is liked add a little raw, chopped
fine. Season we'll and IL any cold
gravy Is left, moisten meat with that;
II not, water will do, just enough to
cook we'll. Boil potatoes and mash
with milk, butter, salt and pepper
After placing the chopped meat, we'll
moistened, in a deep earthen dish or
pan, shake the mashed potatoes on
top of meat lightly, place In oven
about 20 minutes until brown and
we'll heated. The flavor and steam
from the meat goes through the po-
tatoes and 1t is a most delicious dish
Orange Judd Farmer.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Liked Prison.

Sir Alfred Reynolds, who has done
4 great deal for British unfortunates,
says that when young girl goes to
prison for the first time it is for her
a very dreadful thing. He tells of
case which came under his notice as
visiting justice. A young girl, when
she found herself in the prison, was
utterly overcome with shame and be-
came hysterical. The matron con-
trived to soothe her. When her time
came to be released the girl said to
the matron, "Ive been so happy that
l shan't mind coming back again."
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Peanut Candy.

Two cups Of New Orleans molasses.
Two cups of soft A sugar.
One cup OF butter.
One saltspoon Of salt.
One teaspoon Of vanilla.
Six quarts Of peanuts.
Put the butter, sugar and molasses
on together. adding the salt after 1t
comes to a boil. Boil until it forms a
soft ball in cold water. then take
from the stove and beat vigorously
ten minutes. Return to the stove and
boil until a spoon drawn through 1t
makes a slight path. Add the vanilla
and heat again. When beginning to
grow cold. stir in the peanuts and
pour into buttered pans.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Covert Coat.

A covert coat is always covert coat
and provided it is made Of good ma
terial and by good tailor 1t is always
accepted as a smart garment for GER
tain uses. The old model with fitted
back and straight fly front holds its
own, and though the ready made mod
els strain after originality by adding
odd strappings and peculiarities Of cot
the best tailors counsel absolute sever
ity in such coat, the cut and finish
alone being trusted to give the neces-
sary cachet.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
A Sensitive Skin.

Your skin, being SO very sensitive,
must be treated carefully. Do not
plunge the face into cold water, nei'
Their dash the water over the face
when suffering from sunburn or ex.
posture to wind. The sudden shock is
not only injurious to the whole sys.
TEN, but has been known to perma.
nently deface the complexion by a
species Of tanning. which left brown
or yellow tinge impossible to efface.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Base Deceiver.

Mr.. Gunner-When Bender's wife
went away to spend a week in the
country he told her that he was going
to spend all of his spare time in the
garden picking cherries.
Mrs. Gunner-Ah. how nice Of him!
And Is he sticking to his promise?
Mr.. Gunner should say so. You
can find him any evening on roof
garden picking cherries out of fancy
drinks.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
That Draco Doctrine.

Whether or not the Draco doctrine
be made q rule of international law
hereafter, its present discussion Is q
timely warning that the collection Of
public debts by fleets and armies is
likely to prove rather precarious un-
dertaking for both debtor and creditor.
While the creditor nation thus enforc-
Ing It's claims will be dreaded and
summed. the credit Of the regulator
will be utterly lost
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Mistaken Idea.

1T may be laid down as a broad
proposition" said the professor of po-
Iitical economy, that you cannot get
something for nothing"
81 once got the measles for nothing,
professor" interrupted the young man
with the wicked eye.-Chicago Tri-
bune
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Time Enough.

Teacher-Johnny, don't believe
you've studied your geography.
Johnny-No, mum; heard pa say
the map Of the world was changin'
every day, an thought I'd wait a
few years till things get settled.-Mil-
waukee Wisconsin.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
SALESMEN WANTED.

We want live, active and thorough ly experienced
yalesman n this locality with sufficient money to
buy outright his first months supply Of our Sim.
phcity Low Pressure Hollow Wire GasO-
line Lights. utility needed n every tore and
home and fully complying with insura ru les. To
such man we will give exclusive sales Ri ht and
guarantee to refund money goods not sold 60
days. particu airs on request. The Standard
6illett Light Co., $50 N Halsted st., Chicago, Ill.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06

that my housework
was becoming a bur-
den. l tired easily.
had no ambition and
was fading fast. My
complexion got yell
low, and I lost over
so pounds. My thirst
was terrible, and
there was sugar In
the kidney secre-
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
Ing. nervous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery o.
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. 10000
testimonials of cures. Sold by al
druggists, Csc. Trial package, FREE
Address A. 8. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Spirits and Shirts.

Jack-"Old Topers spirits are very
low tonight"
Tom-"Have you seen him."
Jack-"No, but I've seen the jug, he
keeps them in"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
The Modern Way.

Maiden Aunt-"My life has been q
perfect romance"
Niece-"But you've never married
aunt"
You stupid! In modern romance the
heroine never marries"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Titled Tradesman.

The Earl Of harrington was born g.
years ago and succeeded his father in
the title In 1881. He Is one of the
peers who have dabbled in trade. In
1894 he opened fruit shop in Parlia-
ment street in London.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week &c
Northwe stern Inventors,

Reported by Lothrou q Johnson,
patent lawyers, GIL Pioneer Press
building. st. Paul, Mimi: David J.
Ames, Minneapolis, Mimi, concrete
building block; David J. Ames, Min.
neapolis, Mimi, concrete block ma.
chine; John A. Hammer, Elkton. S
d., harness hanger; Francis M. Hen.
ry and J. M. Powers. Minneapolis
Mimi, nut lock; Frank Mcmillan
Duluth, MINI. wrench; Robert G. Rob
erts. Minneapolis, Mimi, vehicle
Frank w. Sweet, Minneapolis, Mimi
combined picture frame and mount
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
His Mental Limitation.

Your honor" said the arrested
chauffeur. Il tried to warn the man
but the horn would not work"
Then why did you not Stacker
speed rather than run him down."
A light seemed to dawn upon tn.
prisoner.
"Gee!" he said, that's one on me
| never thought of that"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06

lions. My doctor kept me on a strict
diet. but as his medicine was not help
ing me. / began using Doan's Kidney
Pills. They helped me at once, and
soon all traces of sugar disappeared.
have regained my former weight and
am perfectly we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Mexico Oil Lands.

It Is announced that the Mexican
states of Tabasco and Chiapas con-
tain more than 100000 acres of oil
lands. But Standard Oil saw them first
and owns more than 1000, 900 acres al
ready.-New Orleans Times-Democrat
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
As Well Save the Money!.

II don't know whether to get rid
Of that big creditor Of mine by kill.
ing him or by paying him."
xiii him. He'll die of the shock
anyhow. II you pay him."-Clevelan
Leader.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
AItrulsm.

Church-Is the janitor of your -,
kind to children?
Gotham - Oh, very kind. Why, he
won't let 'em live in the same flats
with him.-Younkers Statesman.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Easy.

How did Mr.. Chicago make his
money!"
Smoking"
absurd! How can any one make
money that way"
HE smoked hams"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Wages In Japan.

The average monthly income In
Japan. after recent advances In wages,
II ofacially stated IT less than eight
dollarA
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES, are fast
to light and washing and color more goods
than others. l0c per package.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Overheard In a Pullman.

Overheard In Pullman,
"Oh. George, wouldn't 1t be lovely
to make people think we are already
married."
"All right: when we get out you
carry the bag and umbrella"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
WORN TO A SKELETON.
A Wonderful Restoration Caused q
Sensation In a Pennsylvania
Town.
Pa, says

Mrs. Charles N. Preston, of Eikland,
Pa, says: Three years ago | found
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Dogged w. klttenish

Dogged Va. klttenish.
Patience-You say they live like cat
and dog?
Patrice-Yes; when she acts kitten.
ish he growls.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06

Important 70 Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsTORfA.
safe and sure remedy for infants and children.
and zee that it
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
60 Bus. Winter Wheat Per Acr,

that's the yield Of ssxsr's Red Gross Hybrid White,
Wheat Send &c In ssamps for free sample Of same
nmothy drssses Bulbs Trees, etc. for fall planting
bAkXBR SEED Co., Ben LILA OrOoe0, VII,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1906-09-06
Slioht Difference

Slight Difference.
You say her bathing suit was rent.
ed"
Not exactly. I said Il was rent"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27

The Farmers Elevenr hs- fni I'm
bis loi Mdses'gBee 49,. a,f feed CAl
and seeIs, and lcsr, rce' =
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27

contralto's Musical Efforts Accom-
\ panied by the Living Article.

Alice Sovereign had a trying expert
ence recently in Pittsburg, her recital
ending with a little tragedy, the dra'
mats personae Of which were the con-
tralto and bluebottle fly. The re-
frain Of Nevin's "Yearning" had just
been reached and Miss Sovereign In
her most appealing tones was entreat.
ing, "Oh, fly with mel" when the blue
bottle, accepting the invitation, ap'
peared. Refusing to be brushed aside,
1t buzzed blithely about the singers
pretty face and with commendable
taste remained in the vicinity OF her
lips. "Oh, fly! oh, fy!" continued Miss
Sovereign, bit TREMENDOUSLY. "Buzz!"
was the noncommittal answer. "Oh,
fly!" confined the contralto, on low
G that gave very little hint Of her
trepidation. And then the worst hap.
pened. Without pausing to reflect, the
fly impulsively rushed into the breach
and disappeared. It was a critical
moment for both, but Miss Sovereign
proved equal to the emergency. With.
out wincing, and with excellent
breath control, she aided the intruder
in its downward journey, and con.
cluded the song with a clear, mellow,
and truthful, "Oh, fly with mel" The
incident was unnoticed by the audi.
ence, but Miss Sovereign still has the
fly-in memory, at least.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27
THURSDAY, DECEMBER ~. 1905
BUCKLiN BREE.ES.

james Lynch received small but e.
cfeuipgly valuable Christmas gift or
CHRISTMAS day.
Miss Caroline Aulls returned from
school at Lexington, Mo. to spend TIT
holidays with home folks.
Mrs. George Childers Of Newton, Kan
"a, is visiting her father, j. W. Del
bigger and other friends here In Bucklin
Monday night was a pleasant, moon
light night and Santa Claus was ABROAD
10 The land, both the Methodist and the
Presbyterian Sunday Schools had enter
tainments ON that night and both were
wei a tended and the little folks had
the time of their lives.
There was quite crowd Of people lin
town Monday, on Christmas shopping In
tent, and to be present at the monthly
drawing of prizes gwen by the merchants
Of the town. We do not know who the
lucky ones are but we understand. that
Jas. Lynch drew the five dollar gold
niece. That would come in mighty
handy the next day.
Married at Herington, Kansas, Mon
Say December "a, 1905, Mr.. j. Il. Dairy
Of that city and Miss Nellie Taylor OF
Bucklia. They will make their home In
Nerington. The bride has grown from
childhood to womauho0d iD Burklin and
has many friends here, all of whom join
in Wishing her happy and prosperous
Journey through life.
On Christmas day at noon. at the resi-
dencs of the BRIDES parents, Mr.. ana
Mrs F. A. Gresham, Mr.. James Lynch
and Miss Myrtle Gresham, Rev G. e.
Williams, pastor of the M. E. church at
Eucklin, officiating. After the cere-
nony the friends and relatives OF the
contracting parties who had gathered to
witness the marriage partook of bountl-
full dinner prepared for the occasion.
We understand that the bride and groom
will 90 to housekeeping in the old
hon estead where they were married and
that Mr.. and Mrs. Gresham will occupy
tbeir residence In Bucklln. The bride
and groom in this case are both well
known in this part Of Ford county and
will have with them in their new rela-
ton the best wishes Of large circle of
friends
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27
SAW LOG ITEMS.

Mrs.. Heustls has returned from her
visit at Sterling, Kans., and reports a
coed time.
The wheat along the Saw Log valley ID
BOOKING sne and growing rapidly. Every.
Aedy expects large crop.
n. Wings team got loose from the
livery stable last week aud ran hose,
earring up Q fne set of harness.
n 8. Heustis has gone to Pueblo,
CSle., to spend his Christmas vacation
with his two brothers and three sisters.
Frank Aullendore has rented his farm
h the eastern part Of this state, and has
! soms to take charge Of bis fathers place
On the Saw Log. He says he prefers the
western part Of the state.
The trustees OF the Saw Log Valley
shurch, which is to be built on the @. A.
Wing property, will commence building
~ aeon as they can secure quanymen for
j getting out rock fer the same.
Miss Jessie Kissel, teacher of the Sum-
Gay school, and Miss May Kissell, teacher
sf the Paggett school, gave party at the
Aome Of Mr.. e. Kissel In honor Of their
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27
MEN OF MANY LANGUAGES.
Cardinal Mezzofantl Probably the
Greatest Linguist Of them All.

Fifty-eight languages at the end of
ones tongue! Yet this was the num-
Der of tongues of which the Cardinal
Mezzofanti was master, and the most
wonderful thing about it was that
nearly all of these different languages
had several separate dialects. Mezzo-
fanti was probably the greatest lin.
guist the world has ever known. To
hear a language was with him to
speak 1t. He was a man with three
score words for every idea, and he
laid his great attachments to his excel.
lent memory and to the fact that
once hearing word he never forgot
it.
jeremiah Curtin, the translator OF
"Quo Vadis," is credited with speak
ing 60 languages and dialects.
There are few men nowadays who
pass the mark of a speaking knowl-
edge of ten languages. Six or eight
seem to be the limit, even with men
of great learning. Mithridates, Pico
and Sir William Jones were said to
be masters of over 20 tongues, and
Sir John Bowring, Muller and Fres.
mel are said to have spoken in 90
The Sunday Magazine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27
Great Dish Washer.

Lew Shank, county recorder. was
married a few weeks ago, says the
indianapolis Star. The other day he
appeared about his usual haunts with
o forefnger bound In many bandages.
4Cut your finger?" asked one.
"Yes," said Shank.
"How?"
ION a glass;" he said. mournfully.
Burglar, eh?"
"No, not wondow glass;" he hast
ened to explain. ION a tumbler, q
drinking glass;"
"How in thunder" asked the man.
"Wiping IT," he said. IRAN the dish
towel way down to the bottom and
before l knew 1t / had nearly cut the
end Of my finger off,"
"Oh, I'm one Of the greatest dish
washers you ever saw" he added.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27
WRIGHT NOTES

Joe Vogel was In Spearville Tuesday.
Frank Elliott was visitor Wednesday.
Miss Nellie Miller Is home for the holi-
days.
Miss Annie Moler returned to her home
for the holidays.
Mrs. Niles Wiseman attended church
at Spearville Sunday.
Rev. j. W. Miller is visiting his par
ents during the holidays.
VIM. Fisher returned home from Mack.
vile the latter part of the week.
Miss @. k. Wiseman and Miss Lottie
Wiseman are in Topeka this week.
The wreck east of Wright was duly
inspected by the folks around town.
Perry Hoskell left for Rags, Kans., to
spend the holidays with his brother.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. B. Limb returned to
their home in Robinson, Colo. Friday.
George Rutherford, the new section
foreman, is moving into the section house
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Y. Y. Mason are spend
ing the holidays in eastern Kansas visit
ing Mr.. Mason parents.
O'car Noit, .Iutu- Wolf, August Best
ger and Ka'par Pix attended church in
Spearville last Sunday.
Mrs. Amos Polly of Syracuse is visiting
the family of Niles Wiseman. Gladys
and Willie Polly accompany her.
Frank Chambers was in Wright for a
snort time. ON Monday. Frank is now
engaged on the Gunnison tunnel work
near MontVose, Colo. This is an i'm
mense government irrigatlng PROPOSE
lion, costing some s2O,0Oo.OOO, and will,
when completed, open up some 100, 900
acres OF land In the srid region around
MoDtFose, Colo. The work has aow gone
Into solid granite over 100 yards.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27
List Of Jurors.

List Of jurors drawn Dec. 8, 1905, for
the January term, 1907, Of District court /:
Geo. W. Artwein, Bucklin township,
William Sughrue, Dodge City.
W, P. Van Ordstrand Dodge City.
John E. Clark, Ford township.
F. J. Reinert, Wilburn township.
Oscar Gresham, Bucklln township.
J.E. Rarden, Wilburn township.
John Alderman, Spearvllle township.
J.W. Blooding, Concord township.
Alex Mullendore, GrandvIew township.
@. 7. Cummings, Bloom township.
Lyman Mexican, Ford township.
W. II. Davis, Pleasant Valley town.
ship.
]. A. Melia, Ford township.
LII. Kolbeck, wbeatland township.
5. II King, Row 81 township.
Alonzo Wakeman, Wllburn township.
R. L. KiaCaid, Dedgs township.
Samuok Il. bennefs concord township.
N. J. Smith, Ford township. q
N With incl, spsasvills' township.
o. B. johnson, FsiFylsw township.
'Lsfs Smith, ScdvIlle township.
r. VI CurTey, Concord township.
We hereby certify that the shove is 9
ccsEset lsscf lf WI VI perscssdfawn
n ssTys n inspss = ~ gsnaasy, 1907,
term of sle pleIrieE ponfto ~ Ford county.
Kansas. .ss
faEAl.. ". EvlHs u
VIZ sSs dupiIee cf ibe Peace.
ss y. II, MILNE
AlIzzg; ii b. UOskAwA1, TTpf
D0anty Clerk.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-12-27
Wedding Check Went to Pay Debts.

Persons who have been at loss to
select presents for marrying friends
often have fallen back upon the sen
sible" practice of sending check.
TT saves the bride the bother Of ex-
changing presents" has been the ex-
cuse. But the scheme has drawbacks,
as in the case Of young man Of social
standing but slender means who re-
Gently married a girl whose father Is
one of our city millionaires. The we'd
ding took place in Paris and several
New York friends of the bridegroom
"chipped in" for the sending of large
figured draft. They expected he would
buy an automobile or some other real
ly necessary article. Great was their
annoyance when they learned the
young man had used the checks pro-
ceeds to settling debts. He had gone
to the extreme of meanness, in their
eyes, and they will think twice before
they make that form of gift again
N. Y. Press.