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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23
THEY JoLLIFIEp JUeeRousLY.

-Ihe Dramatic Order of the knights of
hhorassan, held a ceremonial session
last night in their hall in the Ellingson
building. Previously. the usual spec
tacular parade. designed to awe the un-
cody and those who are of faint heart.
passed through the streets suffering no
interference by the police. This is ac-
counted for by the fact that Marshal
kinney is a member of the order. There
was large class OF tyros and they
were dragged about the streets like
slaves billed for the galleys and sub
mitted To every form OF humiliation
permitted in civilized lands. all this
to the tune of Marching Through
Phoenix" as played by speedily
tuned base drum with an accompain-
ment of wind that produced everything
desired except music. Subsequently
there were the usual sacred tortures in
the lodge rooms accompanied by more
or less rudeness that was not so sacred
as 1t might have been. After all had
been done that the allotted time and the
more or less liberal consciences of the
degree team permitted. adjournment
was taken to the banquet room. Those
who We're not put out of business by
the ceremonials were permitted To
gorge themselves to the full limit OF
gastronomical safety. There were
half dozen kinds of meat and as many
varieties Of lemonade capable of pro-
ducing as many different kinds of hap
piness and equally as large a variety
OF headaches this morning And all of
1t together made a good time
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23
What Do They Cure?

The above question is often asked con.
corning DR.. Pierce's two leading medi-
cines, TGolden Medical Discovery and
1Favorite Prescription"
The answer is that rGolden Medical
Discovery Is most potent Alternative or
blood-puritier, and tonic or invigorator
and acts especially favorably in a cura-
tive way upon all the mucous lining sur
faces, as OF the nasal passages, throat,
broSchial tubes, stomach. bowels and
oladdeTScuring large per cent. OF catar.
Thal CAKES whether Sbe disease affects the
nasal passages, the hxoat, larynx, bron-
CHA, stomach\(as cataffAal dyspepsia J,
bowels Gas muSoySr<aaE6eal bladder.
uterus or other pelvic orgalr>A Even In
the CHRONIC QrnlcaratlYe Stages oi IbeSe
A1ectlQns-H Is often successful in affect
The .FayQLlte Prescriptlon Is advised
Tor The clre o. one Class OF diseases-those
PecIllar. wea-knesses. defafgerhefits and
irregQlari1eS lncldept % women Only. II
Is powerful yet gently acting lnYlg0rat-
Ing tonic and nervine. For weak worm
out, over-worked women-no matter what
has caused the breakdown, uFavoritc
Prescription will be found most effective
In building up the strength, regulating
the womanly functions, subduing pain
and bringing about a healthy, vigorous
condition of the whole system.
A book OF particulars wraps each bottle
giving the formula of both medicines and
quoting what scores of eminent med
ical authors, whose works are consulted
by physicians Of all the schools Of practice
as guides in prescribing, say Of each in
gredient entering into these medicines.
The words of praise bestowed on the
several ingredients entering into Doctor
Pierce's medicines by such writer's should
have more weight than any amount OF
non professional testimonials, because
such men are writing for the guidance of
their medical brethren and know whereof
they speak.
Both medicines are non-alcoholic, nom
secret, and contain no harmful habit
forming drugs, being composed Of glyceric
extracts of the roots of native. American
medicinal forest plants They are both
sold by dealers in medicine You can't
afford to accept as a substitute for one o.
these medicines of known composition,
any secret noStrum.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets small sugarcoated,
easy 10 take as candy. regulate and In
vigorate stomach. liver and bowels.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23

(The city of Phoenix may be caught
off its guard nov and then. but rises
TO the occasiOn.)
Wunst they was a Feller what Rot =
"Cloes makes tn Man tn Want of 'em,
tn Feller" This here was generly
excepted as tn Truth an nobody ever
Doubted it till a few mites ago they
was a Fcenix Undertaken found out
Differnt an he noted his discuvry
down in a Memmyrandum book under
tn He'd. ''Th' Arrows of tn AnshentJ
| Korrected.
That was the Biggest thing at ever
| happened in Feenix. The only trub-
BILE was at they wasn't no Pressydents
to go by. SOS at nobody Knode how tC
Ack in tn Premises. TIL Doctors
was asked what they thot about it.
They replize after Doc Considerashurr
We're of tn Opinyun at it's a Wo-
man. We are gided 10 this here Con-
olushun by Certin Fizzyologgicl.
Fenommyny which we don't run acrost
every day
The Cheef Of Fleece he was called
an he rubbed his Chin an sez: Il
aint Shure of my duty under tn ord
iances, but ! can throw her in fer IN
Mite till we decide what TO do about
it."
TIL Noospaper Reporters they SEE:
This here Shiftin' around of Seeks III
tn Twinglin' of a Eye is ruther En-
barrassin' to tn Press an these here
Hers an 'Hims' an "Her'n' an 'Hisn'
is apt to be Confusin' to us an our
Rceders. We never run acrost any
Roofs in tn Skools Of Jernalism at
would Apply TO this here case"
TIL Tellygraft Oprator he seq: Il
hope TO God at the next lacy at
comes here TO dell put on her own
Cloes before tn SOrrowfle event Comes |
Off After awhile tn Coroner he |
takes what he calls a Joorisdickshun |
in the case an his jury sines a verdick 1
which sez: I'VE finds at this here
Man is Ded an at tn said Man is a /
Woman in Disgize contrary to tn
Statues in SIGH cases Made an Fer
vided''
Tn Ladgin House Keepers they sex
at tn next well dressed Gentleman at
wants a room has got to bring Ref
rences frum some body at has Knode
him frum birth.
Every Man, Woman an Child calls \
to see III Lait Diseased an brings
their Family Pets along fer they SCI
this is a Chanel at won't come agiI.
this Year
/ h FLrrin Correspondents they SEE
This here Woman which is ded is
Rushin. Every Rushin is either a Nj
list or Spy an this wun must be
Nun or tother. Les toss up a nickel
IN see which it is. Heds, spy; Tails.
Nilist- Heds Wins"
When four days had Lapsed tn Pee
Die Of Feenix SEE We CESS we done tn
Rite thing by this here Strange wo-
nan in our Mist. fer we've done Ev-
'ry Thing. We've had out TIL Fleece
m tn Fer Department an all tn
public Funkshinaries 'cept tn DoS
<etcher. which they is what's called . /
nterregnum in his office at this Time
# tn Yer They amt nothin' more
We can do 'cept hold FunerIe now" :
LITTLE JAMES.
lreu" edwin mybde.n cmfwyp fwyr
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23

Do not anathematize the mail carrier
in these pre-holidsy times. His route
is long and his burden is not light
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23
PHOENIX. ARIZ.. DEC. %. 1906.
HARDLY FROM HOWARD COUNTY.


According to advices from Prescott
the defeated democratic candidate for
district attorney is aboCt to contest the
election Of Hon. Robert f. Morrison
on what appears to be most untenable
ground. However that is a matter for
the court to decide. There IS, though,
no law prohibiting laymen from con-
sidering the contest from ethical points
of view.
The Republican has already ex-
pressed its opinion of election contests
and has said that it believes it to be
the duty of a candidate for Office if he
has reason to believe that the will of
the people has been misrepresented In
the election or the official count to de-
mand a recount. That is duty he
owes. as well as to himself. to. his
party and every man who voted for
him.
But in the Yavapai case there is no
pretense by Contestant Talbot. that
public opinion against him was pot
freely and fairly expressed: the trouble
seems to be that it was too freely ex-
pressed.
In the precinct Of North Prescott
where 4O4 votes We're cast Mr.. Morri-
son received a majority of 200. There
is no contention of fraud or miscount.
ing: that anybody voted who ought not
to have voted or that any legal voter |
was debarred. The only contention is
that these 4O4 voters were disfran-
chised because the board of supervisors |
neglected to designate a polling place /
for them.
Though, if Talbot should succeed in
this contest it would elect every demo-
cratic candidates but one. all the
democrats OF sporting blood in Pres
colt are opposed to this way Of get
ting into Office against the expressed
will Of the people and they are declar-
ing that Talbot is committing political
suicide.
They did what they could for Talbo,
during the campaign. They heralded
him as the champion from Howard
county. Mo. ont Of which only. good
things have come. ANY Missourian,
they declared. was worthy of demo-
cratic votes. but democratic votes were
the divine right of a Howard county
democrat.
These same democrats have no:
altered their opinion of Missouri demo-
Gratis but they believe that they have
been imposed upon by Talbot; that he
did not come from Missouri. certainly
not from Howard county. He might
have emanated from Pike county. /
some Pikers flow but from 5
county. no. by the shades Of
Thomas H. Benton. no.
They are inclined to think that Tai
bot as a fighter is of a nondescript q
breed, Of no fighting strain, else he !
would not turn with dropping tail !
feathers at the piercing OF the gaff.
1t is now up to Talbot to secure aft
lavits from Howard county touching
upon his residence there. But no
Howard county democrat would make
such an affidavit of the local nativity
rue. He would perjure himself first -
md swear that Talbot was born out +
side the sacred and true sporting pre- Il
cincts Of Howard county
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23

Private Private
Readings Daily Home Circle
From 9 a. IN. to p. m. BY Appointment
Mr.. and MRS. DR.. WILSON.
Lecturers and Teachers of Occult
Science, Psyehics and Test Mediums
Residence Capital Hotel. corner Third
Sc. and Washington St.
Phone Black $50.
Circle Tuesday of each week.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23
IGNATIEFF AssAssINATED.
His Slayer Attempted Suicide But Was
Overpowered.

Tver, Russia. Dec 22.-Count Igna-
tiefi. councillor of the empire. former
governor general of Kiev Volhynia and
Podolia was assassinated today in the
refreshment room OF the mobiles assem-
bly, hall The man who killed him en-
deavored to commit suicide but was
and arrested. His identity
has not been established.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23

The beer problem has been settled i'm
Kansas by the Introduction Of the bev-
erage in solid form. The next adj
vancement in the art of evading
sumptuary laws will he a condensation
Of red eve" in the guise Of cough
drop.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23

Young M. Rockefeller has taken up
n new plan Of benevolence. He an
nounced to the unmarried OF his Sun
day school class. at n late sitting. that
marriage is a serious thing. and that
men must give it serious consideration.
The matter Of matrimonial rebates and
monopoly in restraint of marriage was
not touched upon. OF at least not re-
ported,
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23
WHITE HOUSE TURKEYS

Washington, Dec. 22.-In accordance
with an annual custom, married en-
ployes of the White House today were
presented with turkeys with the COM
pliments of the president.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1906-12-23

So long as the new-fangled beer
sticks are not imported from Kansas
in the guise Of frankfurters they viii
not infringe the pure food law.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
a Successful Government
TeleQraph.

The Alaska telegraph Hpd cable
lines, ownen by the United States
government and operated hy the
United States signal corps. are re-
ported to nave made x26, III 95 in
the month of Jnly last in CONNER
cial service. They are operated
primarily for military and other
governmental purposes. 1t il on
ly incidentally that they are ntil.
lied for commercial purposes. Yet
in that one month they have
earned a quarter as mnch IA the
most optimistic predicted their
possible earnings for whole year,
when they were installed. Would
private operation of this public
business have resulted as favor
ably to the public?-The Public.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
Notice Ia C..,rar,or~.

sealed bid. for the construction Of a .ipi,,u
all material furnished snd~r tho Eapirr
Canal nt Nock tr-ek. according to plan. and
specifications on hlr at ~. offir~ III the tom.
psny ~ Namoss. eoloisdo, and at the ofic~ of
Jo.s. Stephenson In Monte Vista. Colorado.
~-pafai. lids will b- r-~-i,ei for the nile
driving, fof the "tessating and tho rart,~utst
work. although consolidated hid. are prefer.
sbl-t The COMPANY la. a centrifugal pump,
which Will i~ Furnished tot pumping contract.
snt- "n III" River aud return II Ia said head.
gpta.
HID will IA. r-cci,rd at the Office of tho Com.
pan, Ia Alsmo-n, Colorado. up to S~pt-mi-,
trb, tss. at ~ y. M. -ait,tpy.
Th. .ompan, r---f,"s the rish, ,o f-i-ct m,
aud all bids.
rnn 'oNsn>~LALIn fsHiaArioN roNrAN,
~ ". u. Colt. Superintendent
Dated al Aisino.s. 'aiofasio. this twenty.
seventh day 1T August. \. n. t'spi
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
Democratic plight.

With notorious franchise
grabber and his gang Of political
crooks in control of the democratic
machinery of Illinois, and a coterie
of political crooks in control of
the democratic machinery of Ohio,
the democratic democrats of those
states have hard two years work
before them.
Now watch the Speer. Thomas
and Adams gang shape up matters
in Denver, Sept. llth and then
whoop il up for Bryan.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
CALL FOR REPUBLICAN
SENATORIAL CONVENTION

Notice is hereby given that a delegate
convention has been called for the 18th
Senatorial District OF the State Of Colo
RADIO to meet in the Town hall in the
Town OF Monte Vista in the County Of
Rio Grande and State Of Colorado; on
the 22nd day Of September A. ID. 1896 At
2o'clock p. M, for the purpose OF plsc.
ing in nomination State Senator Tor
said District 10 run on the Republican
ticket.
The npportionnent of delegates to said
convention is based upon the vote cast
for Hon. James II. Peabody at the last
general election for governor and giving
one delegate for .pch llO votes cast and
one delegate for each county in the dis.
trict at large and entities the respective
counties to the number Of votes act
opposite their names as follows towit:
Mineral County .........2 Delegates
Rio Grande County ....s
Saguache County q
This done pursuant To th. call oi the
Republican Senatorial Committee rcgu.
larly convened in Monte Vista. Colorado
on August nth, l!s6
G. NJ. CoRLrrr, Chairman.
JAMES y. NHrRK,Mr, Secretary.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
Hearst 10 Peculiar

W. X. Hearst will he candi.
date for governor in New York
state this fall. From the way he
refers to the leaders Of his party
he will most likely have To become
an independent candidate. This
is the way Hearst talks:
Il repeat now TINT | am abso.
lntsly and unalterably opposed 10
the Murphys and McCarrens. and
also To the Snllivans and the Me
Clsllsns and the kind If politics
they all represent.
II am opposed 10 boss rule in
politics.
II mn opposed To corporation
control of parties through mn.
chimes aud the fnc, TINT boss or
= machine declares for me does
not alter my attitude in nny par
ticular.
Il am also opposed Ia the Ryans
aud Bslnonts and their Jeromcs
III politics, To the corrupt use of
wealth 10 dchauch the bnllot and
to the purchase II puppets in
office.
II am opposed Ia these pnid
puppets in office who serve their
corporation masters slavishly
aud shsmelessly through their
whole term II office and only de.
vclop a semi.sensc of deccncy
aud n pretended regard for the
people when mn election is pend.
lug.
rhe county ncssls n purifying.
independent movement. because
the old parties ARE infested with
the verinin II BOSSES. corruption.
lists and rnscnls in oiic. who
mouth empty words about civic
righteousness while III. dollars of
their corporation masters nre ling
ling In their Iocke,s.
Mr.. Roosevelt, says the people
Hsssl n square deal I would
ssisl that 10 hnv. square dcnl
they must have n new deal. for
nearly all the cards IN the political
packs arc marked by the corpora.
tions and dirty and dog .cnred from
the- corrupt usss 10 which they
nWs bssa put"
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
Ne,ice VI vimai sr,,,-s..n,.

In tho matter II the estate .f uiissh~th
~sh~t~r deceased,
Notice - hereby sisrh. That nn Nos,dsy ia.
-tth day 81 ~~pt~w,i,~f. 4 u. tiAs. hstns one ot
the regular dsss "t tho r~rt~sst~r t~fm, of the
County court ~ hin '.rsnst~ tounty. In the
state uf Colorado, Clarence T.. tumsins.
Adm nisttatot of said estate ~iii spt,~st before
tho judge "f aid t.uri. pr~-~nt my hpsi settle.
m~"t .- such Adm lini.ttsiot. prsy The approval
of tho Same. and viii then sppiy W l- dis,
aud plsr~ ahy tTfssn In Interest may sppsat
aud present olj~ti's's Ia the same. II am tLsrr
il~,
Dated al tA~i <ors~. Colorado. Aasa., ~, iNs
tHAstes y, ttssi~as,
dmini.ttstor ~ the --tat~ 81 Eil,si.,L
ret,~t NJ. Is.eess~sl,
JAuts y. tasaaAat. Alt,rt,ey fot th. Al.
,atat.tsatns.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER l, 1906.
LiaA.sy See. rhlna..

The News cannot understand
how Ben Lindsey could have
changed his mind in six weeks.
That 10 easy. When n man of
Lin,lsey's intelligence sees prop
ositiOn clearly demonstrated he
can grasp it in ''six weeks" as
readily AZ in sIx years.
IT, 10 evident To the casual OBJ
server that Alva Ada ns will not
accept q nomination unless assured
Of the support of the Speer crowd;
that the 1000 majority that Mr..
Adams received two years ago
came from the miners and other
union men-moSt OF whom will
vote for Haywood this year rs be-
tween Adams and the republican
candidate; that the independent
republicans will not support the
democratic ticket under the lead
ership Of Alvs Adams, Charley
Thomas. Mayor Speer, etc; that il
Alva Adams il nominated and de-
featstl there is no future for the
democratic party IN Colorado. bnl
. genuine reform movement does
not die with defeat
This situation has become clear
tn Judge Lindsey and he has de-
cidssl to lend his support to a gen,
uine reform movement
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
Annual MectlHx.

To rnL srocNnoLDEHa % THE Pass Ne 10,
Trs>rL MINING AND MiLLiNu CoxrANVt
ion are hereby notified that the regular an.
nual meeting uf the ckhold-rS and iios I'd of
pir-eiors al The Pass Molly Tunnel, Mining
and Milling Company convene. "n tii~ -srund
Tuesday Of September. tho iith day, i1si. al
the hour of 10 O'Clock a. m. In Home Ofiic~ ~
Company, Monte Ni.ta, Colorado. sto ~iect q
Hoard oi l'ir~ctor~, who arr to elect from
amone their nnm'er presiding ofhc-r. for tho
ensuing y.Hr and Ia transact any aud all bn.i.
nes- that ma, come before the meeting.
Given til- io'l' hay of August 4. n. rss.
Jon> v ItHrESrrh,
SArfptnrV
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
Annual Nr~tlnx,

To rnl STOCKHOLDERS ov Ina A-ArIc rrs.
NEi. NistN" ASD MiILf>. toNrAsV;
You are hereby notified that the regular an.
nusl meeting ot the siuck holder and tssss ri of
nir-ciors al tn. Asistic Tunnel. Mining and
milling iompan, con,-n.- on the -ccssd We'd
n--sisy of September. the 18th day, iNs. at the
hour "i 10 "'cl.rA a. M In Home Or,ce III Cosn.
pany, Mont. ' Nl'ta, Colorado. Ia elect q Hoard
of Director, who are To elect from among their
numi-,r presiding oiiicer- Tor the ensuing y~ny
aud in transact any and all hasin~s. that ma,
come before the meeting.
Given this iiti hsy "f August. A. o.. lxn.
WILLIAM 4. stOsp
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-09-01
For Rent

-Four rooms. furnished or un.
furnished, for small family.
Mrs. L. T.. MOODY.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-08-18
MODERN CLIFF JEWELLERS,
THE SKY SCRAPERS OFBIG CITIES
TAKING PLACE OF HOMES.
riot Only Used for Office Buildings 5,
But Occupied by Thousands OF
Families.

riot Only Used for Office Buildings 5,
But Occupied by Thousands of
Families.
When the United States, Consul in
Europe says to his visiting countryman,
Come over to my house this afternoon
and have a cup of tea with u.s." the
listener makes careful memorandum
of the address, and towards five o'clock
goes out in search of an unpretentious
dwelling such as the modest salary of
consul might warrant. What he
finds at the address given him is q big
square building, into which he Is adj
mitted by an unseen porter, and the
innumerable stairs of which he climbs,
examining brass doorplates at every
landing, until at last he comes to the
apartment of his host.
Mr.. w. ]. Bryan, on his recent trip
abroad, finding one of our Ambassa-
doris similarly lodged, the only differ
ence being the increased rental, in
weighed against it as being un-Ameri-
can. He wanted to know why nice
American home wasn't provided-such
a house as would give the unlucky for
eigner some idea of how we live in
America. Mr.. Bryan overlooked the
fact that in our own big cities his
appearing, and that long before our
metropolis is one-tenth the age of the
European capitals, increase of popula-
ton and greater need for economy will
have rendered unattainable the mod
est individual home, and will have
driven city jewellers together under one
roof in apartment houses whose size
is limited only by the confines of the
block and the building laws regulating
height.
Private Homes Disappearing.
twenty-five years ago the New
Yorker who possessed an annual in
come of $4,000 lived in his own house
and kept Il carriage. The New Yorker
of to-day with only $4,000 a year
hunts an apartment for the mere rent
OF which he expects to pay not less
Than $500, and he cannot afford n
carriage. The trouble is that on the
island of Manhattan there is not room
for its millions to live in the old-fash-
toned way, and the cost Of living has
increased enormously.
They must suspend their dwellings
high above the ground, every foot of
which is worth a kings ransom.
There is no room for tie stately homes
of revolutionary days-they are swept
away for the warehouses of great mer
camille companies. There is no room
for the smaller brick houses of the past
generation-their fronts are pulled off
and replaced with the immense plate
glass windows of the exclusive import
ers." There is no room for churches
they are torn down to make space for
anneXes to the mammoth apartment
houses.
New York, which offers the best ex-
ample of the metamorphosis, is, of
course the most un-American Of Amer
lean cities. The Italian walking up
from the Battery finds himself at
home; here are the high tenements of
Naples, Genoa, Venice. The Austrian
and the Hungarian land among IA
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-08-18
Heading Off Lotteries.

Information has been received at
the Post Office Department alleging
that lottery ticket selling Is again
ilourishing in the United States.
which has led to an investigation and
recommendation of fraud order
against f. Bogelsang, of Hamburg,
Germany, who is stated to be conduct
ing in the United States the Hamburg
State Lottery, the Brunswick State
Lottery and the Hessian State Lottery.
Circulars intercepted at the New York
Post Office, apparently mailed at
Hamburg solicit remittances for ticket
drawings in the above lotteries ana
direct that remittances be made 10
Rogelsang. Mt Hamburg.