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Arizona republican., 1906-05-23

danger of hydrophob!a. he directed MT. Raines to prepare to travel He fur nfshed him with sufficient money to buy his tickets and yesterday he wired to the institute its fee for treatment. Mr Raines and the little girl left the night before for Chicago. MT. Neville says he deserves no special credit for providing the means as he looks upon the Incident as one that met him in his life journey and appealed to him as a simple matter of duty on his part.
 NEW OFFICERS ELEcTED- The directors of the Four Metals Mining company held meeting on Monday. and elected the following officers to serve for the ensuing year: Lloyd B. Christy, of Phoenix, president; Alfred Thurtell of Chicago. first vice-presi- dent; George H. N. Luhrs of Phoenix. second vice president; Lysander Gas sldy of Phoenix, secretary; F. l.. Blu ner of Phoenix. treasurer and general manager; George D.. Gross of Santa Cruz county, superintendent The property is located in Santa Cruz
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23

Accumulated excess in temperature since January l, 115 degrees. Accumulated deficiency in rainfall since January l, 0.02 inch.
 L. N. JESUNOFSKY,
 Section iDrector.
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23
Sale

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 HARDWARE-Moore's Steel Ranges, Guns, Cutlery, Ammunition, Tents, Camping Outfits, Crockery, Glassware, Stationery and hundreds of useful things cheap at
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23
FOR SALE
For Sale

Just few Alaska Refrigerators and Ice Boxes left. They all go at reduced prices. Now is the time to buy one of best refrigerators in the world at bar gain prices, at Davidson's Cash Store, Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23

the ground. when the dog seized it,
 biting it severely on both temples.
 The dog was not mad, so far as known but had been quite sunen and cross ever since a fight at had with a hydro
 phobia skunk three months ago. As soon as MT. Neville learned of the in cident being aware of the possible
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23
SANTA FEE TIME TABLE.

CITY TIME
 Departure Arrival 'HThe Diamond Jo," for Wickenburg. Congress Junction, e ott, Jerome Junction, Ash Fork ..................... Z:SO am Z:4O am '"The Daylight Express" for Wickenburg, Con gress Junction, Pres Ash Fork ............. 7:45 am APO pm For Wenden, Salome... 7:45 am 2:40 am For Tempe, Mesa. Flor ence, Kelvin, Wrinkle man ......... ........... u:31 am IzsZO pm
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23
.ofLocalV Interest.
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THE WEATHER.
Local Daily Weather Report for The
 Arizona Republican.

Forecast for today-Fair,
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23

Jack be ninbIe, and Jack be quick, For the train is ready to start; Put Donofrio's Cactus Candy in the
 grip,
 For with it ! cannot part.
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23
For Sale

STANDARD WICKLESS BLUE FLAME OIL STOVES-from SIP to $16. Burn kommon koal oil. Abso- luteIy safe. KooI, klean and konVeni- ent. Costs about the same as wood for fuel.
Arizona republican., 1906-05-23
For Sale

A big line of Ice Cream Freezers. The celebrated Wonder FREEZERS- quick freezers, ice savers; also White Mountain Freezers. One 2-minute Freezer, worth $500, for $2.00.
 DAVIDSON'S CASH STORE, Phoenix.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
The Lazy Worm.

Wise American doctors are extract ing the lazy worm from the natives of Porto Rico and once more giving them ambition to go forth and gather the mellow banana or raise the kind of tobacco that people smoke in the Unit ed States who do not know any better.
 This lazy worm Is peculiar sort of creature. After he has mixed himself quite thoroughly with the internal economy of native the latter feels more like sitting in the shade than going forth in the hot sun to do some heavy lifting.
 There are people in the United States who feel that way who have never had the pleasure of the ac- quaIntance of the lazy worm, but it would take something stronger than medicine to cure then- About the only thing that will do them any good Is a visit from their mother-in-law and if that doesn't cure them they are hopeless and should be given thirty days without further preliminaries.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Her Pet Anxiety.

' THEN wifey and are equipped for " To the playhouse or out for call
 and her lips Then. while we're descending the steps to
 the streev, Bedight in our handsomest clothes. She anxiously asks me in whisper dis
 erect,
 Does the powder stili show on my
 nosey' It's odd; I'm unable to fathom 1t quite: No matter how often she peeks To see that her frescoins's blended
 aright,
 My helpmeet unfaiiingiy seeks For further enlightenment after we start To. church or to one of the shows ''Now. answer me honest-don't try to get
 smart
 Does the powder show bad on my
 noseT' Now, wifey has led an exemplary life: I'm certain just where she will land. When through with this worlds tribula-
 ton and strife She'll sure have a harp in her hand. But. whether she wanders the gold
 paven street Or down to the other place goes. Her sweet by and by" will be really
 sweet
 Should the powder not show on her
 nose
 Strickland W. Gillian in Judge.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

more for the purpose of hauling Phelps-Dodge tonnage from Arizona to the coast where it could be loaded for the orient or for New York by way of the Panama canal; whether this line will go to Cuaymas or to . point farther south on the Mexican coast Will matter little 10 Douglas for any route soutA through Sonora would de relop . vast mineral industry which would pour it's trade into that city.
 What Douglas needs is the Southern Pacint from Pssrcs sand on to Cana nea and the Nacozari line extended to the coast. This we confidently ex- pect to see. With these lines Douglas will not be long in becoming a city of forty or fifty thousand.
 And then there Is the Santa Fe over at Deming, ouiy a ehort distaAoe from Douglas with an easy route to this city. With Douglas as the great gate way to Sonora the Santa Fe would not be long in going there to load its cars. just as the Rock Island crept into Fl Paso few years ago for that purpose.
 Now. watch the railroad lsrelop- ment which effects Douglas and see how close the Review. has come to drawing the correct railroad map of the future. .a
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Hunor aua Philosophy
THE IDEAL WAY.
By DUNCAN n. SMITH

 How ftne and dandy it would be. How very. very nice. If we could travel on our shape, Nor think about the price: If we could take a railroad train Whene'er we would go hence To any portion of the land Regardless of expense. If we could order up a cab Or buy a touring car And feel. when we received the bill. No symptom of a jar: If we could own a private yacht And sail the public sea And say to those who shook their
 heads.
 Expense can't bother me" If we could pick a suit of clothes. The finest in the store. And say offhanded to the clerk. Send up a dozen more;" If we could purchase risht and left Whatever we might see The same as though we owned the
 mint.
 How lovely it would be! Alas. the thing that hampers us When we would cut a dash Is not our modesty-oh. no: It's jack of tainted cash! How fine and dandy it would be, How very. very nice. If we could fit about and say. Expenses cut no ice!'
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Garments For Ghosts.

Some of our studious magazine writ CTS are making serious effort to dis cover what is the latest thing In clothes for modern and up to date ghosts.
 After talking with men who had met ghosts. though they claimed they had been drinking nothing but water, the investigators came to the conclusion that the refined and particular spook made 1t a practice to appear among men dressed in garments that were cut according to the latest patterns of the day.
 This is quite a tribute to Paris, which sets the pace for the world in such things. Doubtless the ghost looks over the fashion magazines or perhaps if he is busy tells his tailor to get up something in the latest style regardless of expense. for he is going to walk around on earth and must be garbed in . way that will do credit to the artists of Spookland. We do not claim to know for certain that this is right. You night ask the next ghost you meet
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
You Never Can Teil.

He only stole a loaf of bread,
 And that was really stale. Of course know you'll say at once That he was sent to Jail. .- But guess again. oh, foxy one: You have another try. They quickly gathered up a purse And sent him home with pie. The other man of talent was
 A more expansive crook. He stole a lengthy railroad and Was straightway brought to book You will be sure he got off light For such a simple crime. Oh. no, They sent him to the pen. And he is doing time- To any such results as that
 One cannot feel resigned. It violates all precedents
 In cases of that kind. For surely there was some mistake: The judge forgot to look Around to see who stole the loaf And who the railroad took. It only goes to demonstrate
 That accidents occur. That justice sometimes slips cog Or that its blind eyes blur: That time tried rules may go awry. And if the tale is true It proves the wisest cannot tell Just what a court will do.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
RAILROAD PASSES IN THE sUNFloWER STATE.

Senator waggener, of Atchison, at torney for one of the leading railroads in the Sunfower state, is member of the Kansas legislative assembly. and proposes to introduce a bill doing away with railroad passes altogether in the next session of that body. If there is any one man in Kansas who knows whats what or who's who" in the railroad pass line. it is certainly State Senator Waggener. He has handled the colored bits of pasteboard and slips of paper commonly known as time and trip passes with ssqh dex, terity, with such uniform success. with such great ease and so much that it must be that he has a serious object in view in the preparation and intro ducudA of the bill in question. It means that the road he represents has come to the conclusion that the time has arrived in Kansas to put stop to the issue even of state passes. ex- cept te actual and absolute employees of the road and to such persons n may receive free transportation under the provisions of the interstate con merce commission. There can be no doubt that from and after January let. interstate passes will be but a thing ofthe past and but a memory.
 The Topeka State Journal aIluding to the proposition states that there viii doubtless he many measures intro duced in the coming legislature in- tended to carry out some of the ideas promulgated in the square deal ques- tions. Strange as it may seem. Sen ator Waggener. of Atchison, will hand out early in the coming session a bill to prohibit railroad passes.
 Incidentally Senator Waggener is a ra<iroad attorney and in tha, connec- ttIl he has learned few things about pSsses. It has long been his opinion tlat the railroads would be fully as we'll of as they are if passes were done away with. provided the prohi- Sitioa is made absolute; and as long as taere is now popular demand for rhe abolition of passes. Senator Wag. gener sbaiieyes this is good lime to push such . measure through.
 The Aill to be introduced by the Senator from Atchison will make it a felony for a pass to be issued by a railroad oRcial, or requested or used by others than bona fide railroad em, ployes. in order to enforce the law the tfll will empower every train con. ductor to arrest every person present. ing an illegal pass and make it the conductors duty to turn the offender over to the officers of the law at the first station possible.
 The law, says Senator Waggener should prescribe the form of passes to be issued to railroad employees. so that the legal pass shall show in what ca pacity its possesor is employed To the layman this sounds like . pretty good sort of measure to ao- compIish the object sought-with the
 proper penalties attached to 1t, oi course and coming from such an au thority, both on passes and on COZ Istitutional law, it ought to be a first ] class bill
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Have You Notieedf

Have You Noticedf "I think Dick and Katharine will soon be married"
 ''Why, dear"
 "Well, passed by the old porch last night and I heard her calling him pet names"
 Gracious. And was she calling him 'ducky' and dearest and angel faceT !" Well, I should say not. She was calling him 'dunce,' goose and stupid"
 You don't mean itr'
 "I do. and that is always sure sign a girl is in love with a man."-Detroit Tribune.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Shelter Trust Guggenheim win Bov don the senatorial toga in ColoraAc and squeeze down on the small pro ducing mines to pay the expense. He is another man who is in a position tr agree with colonel Vanderbilt con- corning the people.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Mir. Odell. of New York. states that the election result in his state indi-s cates that the peonie are tired of the way thingS have heen run. For an assute politician. Mir. Odell was long time getting next, and if he contem- | plates playing politics any longer he should hunt up guardian.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
RAILROAD TALK AND TALK AND TALK.

During LHe past ~eea new NSpdPciS III Fl paso and Los Anse:es have had con trary stories concerning probable early railroad building in Sonora. One story was to the effect that the B.. P. & s. ". was about ready to start line from Nacozari to Guaymas and the other was that the Nacozari branch was to be extended in the nesr future from it's present terminus to Moctezuma. One paper stated that grading work had been started on one of these lines.
 Several, reports reached Douglas during the past week to the effect that the Southwestern people had a force at work below Nacozari. but parties coming up from Moctezuma along the line of the surveyed route did not see any grading camps or grad ing work between Moctezuma and Douglas.
 T. is not possible for newspapers to secure an authorized statemeat from either the Southern Pacific or the Southwestern people regarding teVir intentions in Sonora. The represents lives of these two companies are very reticert; they are playing oher Rme and are giving out no information as to trumps or the strength of their hands.
 But one may judge for himself fHom conditions known.
 Ihe Review does not believe that tho Southern Pacific will build a line from connection with the Guaymas- Guadalajara line to Douglas or any where else in this section. but tht tt,,s company will build the line for which a concession was secured last month from Csnanea to fmuris on the iire of the Sonora railroad and that some day 1t will build to Douglas from Cananea and on 10 a connection at Pearce.
 It is well known that railroads sel dom build through any country unti il is attracted by freight tonnage apf passenger traffic sufficient to pay ope
 
 rating expenses and fair feh1rA CT the investment. unless \ be to buil' such a line to make an importzhh con nection with trunk line.
 The Southern Pacific woui4 hae no object in building a line up tn Yaqui to reach Douglas becauss could reach Douglas with q line iron Pesrce in fifty miles over a level an sua!gh. ronte: il would hsve no objec in bn.idiag line from Pearce to tn Sonora coast because it already has harbcr connection in Sonora at Qua, mas. We have always maintained Una the Southern Pacific would some da build from Pearce to Douglas and g Bn from here to Cananea. This nar railroad map for the Southern P eihc: we believe the recent conce sions for the Cananea-Imuris line fiji this map much better than it does th proposed line up the yaGui river.
 On the otehr hand. judging from col ditiorrs and without any word frol those ''ciose in" on the management we believe that the Nacozari branc of the Fl Paso and Southwestern vi he built south through Sonora to tf Pacific coast. This line will not l built for the purpose of securing u business which such line would g between Nacozari and the coast, b'
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Trouble.

'Portleigh took his hancee out in his new automobile yesterday. When they returned the girl was alone at the steering wheel and PortIeigh was walk ing behind"
 Lovers quarrel. I presume"
 "Oh, no. Portleigh was pushing the machine Judge.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Grosvenor. of Ohio. is publicly prid- ing himself on having predicted rspub- lican success and privately he Is hug. sing himself because the republican who defeated him for the congrsssion- al nomination was licked out of his boots.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Bringing Results.

Please, na'am," pleaded the ragged little began. gimme pennyT
 Gracious, childw exclaimed Mrs. Goodart, producing a nickel. Are those the best shoes you've got7"
 "Surer' he replied, with professional pride. "Dey're de best I could git fur my business. Dey won't do ting but bring de nickels out" = Philadelphia Press.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

A Missouri boy held up train the other day and terrorized car full of passengers. And the surprising part a it was that when he shouted. Hands up," every pair of hands in the car went up without waiting for an elaboration of affairs or an exhibit of techni0lities.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

The election of Governor Bsstham to the senate in Kentucky is ascribed to the fact tat he vas the prohibition candidate. This Is an indication tAat the sane old Kentucky colonel is de- teriorating into w c. T. U. member with wings.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Now that New York has declared against reform spelling .n the schools. the present generation will have no difficulty ia Interpreting the written speech of the coming one.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

In introducing redeemed thieves to convert members of his fashionable congregation. New York clergyman has written daring indictment against society in the American metro polls.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Oklahoma ia talking about sendipg an Indian to the United Stases sen ate So; the poor old man seems to be coming up some. Perhaps in the course of ages he may get 70 dine with Roosevelt.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

A crazy woman who demanded Rock efeller's life or $l 100000 got check for the amount. but 1t wasn't cashed. If she had been sane. the blow might have killed her.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Russia has agents out among the f. ranciers trying to negotiate loan. Before that loan Is mace. however. tSe chances are that all the Russian revo- -Iutionists will be dead. or bottled up in an oil can. Some of the financiers may be foolish. but they are not crazy.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

T am going to have my nanos in- sured," said the eminent pianist.
 Don't do it." answered his manager. sYour hands do not constitute your most valuable asset. Have your hair insured. d."-Washington Star.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Gut of the Jan Jag

wasn't you behind the pantry door when came through, JohnnyT "Yes'm"
 What's your finger doing in your mouthTr
 'Notbin'"
 "Did you get 1t iammed?"
 Yes 'm-no, ma'am-'
 And having cleared all traces of the jam from the suspected digit he re- moved 1t from his mouth.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
NOTICE

A reward of $500 will be paid for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the parties stealing The Review from subscriberA
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Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

The men of Korea are not allowed to wear trousers until they are mar Taed-and then their wives wear them. Poor boys, they play in hard luck, and have missed the greatest beatitude of life.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA.

County of Cochise. ss.
 IN. A. Pstte. son, circulation mana ger Of the Bisbee Daily Review de so.emnly swear that the above state u..et gives the actual and bona hde ricntation of the daily editions Of the B;sbee Daily Review for the month of Sept. ;9ns. and that from the state neut all spoiled and left over papers Lse beeu deduUed.
 N. A. PATTERSONas
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Keeps Him Busy.

~What Is that young millionaire that we used to know doing now?" Hunting for some of the money that be used to throw away"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
The Crime.

Dismukes-Oh, well. can comfort myself with the thought that poverty is no crime.
 Piggmus-On the contrary, 1t must be a crime, because 1t is punishable by hard labor for life.-American Spec tator.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Hardest Part.

Iris not a crime to write q rhyme, As has been hinted. But we'll impart that it's an art To get 1t printed
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Related Luck.
VII [ jf 5fSf s A SIC Ic<~fw>
 koo ( pss4ST TOE TO D1r. J

Little Willie went fishing without first asking his mothers consent" "Did little Willie catch anythingw Well, not until after he got home"
 Young lmpertinen,e. DO you love your teacher, JohnnieT Nope" .t "Why notf' Shed be too much stuck on herself If did"
 It Always Follows. T hear that Jennings has just got divorce"
 'Is that so? When does the wedding occurr'
 A Dead One. ''Is be a good manager?" "No: don't believe that he could manage a cemetery"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
yuxt Among Sports.

The finish Is not to the swift.
 Regardless of his haste. But to the nifty gentleman
 On whom the beta are placed
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Coming Thick.
A Hard Hit.

-why Is it that you seem to have failed in all of your vcnturesr
 'T have had to spend so much of my valuable time answering fool ques- ff0nao
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

The sIsbee Daily Review will be mailed upon request to subscribers leavIna the city during the summer nnonthc. Changes of address will De made as frequently as desired; no tlees of such change should give both the old and new addresses.
 CIRCULATION STATEMENT, OCT.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Enough to Make Him So

"I should think that that man would be a pessim'st-" /'swhy7"
 Even the milk disagrees with him"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Even experience has to hit man a belt over the head sometimes before 1t can teach him anything.
 No woman has time to preserve her good looks and fruit at the same time.
 Corset laces are the ties that bind.
 You are apt to meet good natured people when you are good natured yourself.
 No man considers an advantage ac- cruing to him mean advantage.
 Don't worry about the people who act as if they were doing you favor when they accept a favor from you; they will get on in the world.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
povbrx rerretfur.

Absentminded 3fan--Goodness. how forgetful am. I came away this morning without kissing my wife!
 Friend-I thought your wife was at the shore.
 Absentminded Man-So she is. How forgetful m!-Sew York Press.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Brutal.

~Know what think of your sNo."
 Anybody who claims kin to you shows mighty poor judgment"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
Humor ana Philosophy
 By DUNCAN Ii. shlrn
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Most small boys regard September as the month of schoolma'ams and self denial
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Trying to set on a good thing often hatches out trouble.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
1906.

Average Circulation. September .24S6 Average Circulation. October =. .2s27 Gain for mentf of october... =. st
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

There is never an opportune moment for encountering misfortune.
 A contented mind and . full stom- ach are close neighbors.
 Meekness secures pardon for a mul- titude of transgressions.
 When love becomes a circulating me dIum 1t ought to have a meter at tached.
 Doing a good job Is apt to keep you too busy to islander the other fellows E Dignity that needs to carry m afida- vit to It's genuineness Isn't worth the price of the seal.
 Don't blame people for having silly thoughts: anything Is better than a vacuum.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Very cheap people often cost their friends a lot of money.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-12-08

Il Meekness secures pardon for a null titude of transgressions.