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The newspaper., 1906-05-11

The brick yard is now getting
along nicely and the first kiln of
100000 will be fired about the
18th. A new gang has been sent
for and soon they will be work
ing with a double force.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Having sold my business The
Paonia Grocery & Bakery l
would thank all those knowing
to be indebted to me
to please settle with Mr.. Baetjer,
at the Fruit Exchange Bank.
Jas. X. GRANT.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

M. Stratton and wife, of Nash
Vile. Tenn, relatives of VIM.
Sumner, arrived in Paonia Friday
and will spend the summer here
camping out and helping to pack
the big fruit crop this fall.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Mrs. +. Cartmel, who has been
in Oklahoma visiting her daugh-
ter, returned Tuesday. When
she left, her daughter was rapidly
improving in health.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11
Called.

William Henry?'
"Yes-yes, Maria"
What are you doing3"
Reading about the man with
the muck rake
well. you go right in that
garden and let me see you be the
man with the garden rake, and be
quick about it. ."-Chicago News.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Geo. Graham is installing city
water in the building recently va
Gated by f. B. Cradle, into which
Ross Camp will put barber shop
in a few days.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Mrs. G. c. Hawkins, from Seat
tie, Wash. who has been visiting
friends and relatives here for some
days, left for the east Tuesday
morning.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

The new sidewalks laid by
Milton Spencer and John Bruce
are models for others to follow.
Paonia is rapidly securing the
best walks of any town around
these parts.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Mr. J. B. Coats is having a side
walk laid in from of his Third
street property. The walk on
the north side will be continuous
to the track in a few weeks.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11
Dentist Coming.

l will be at the Paonia hotel on
Monday May 2Ist and the re-
mainder OF the week.
DR.. HUNTER, Dentist.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11
Town Officers.

Mayor, Chas Zaun.
Clerk, G. c. Hawkins.
Treasurer. winifred Hammond.
Marshal, b. X. Bross.
Water Supt., Bert Camp.
Police Magistrate, G. W. Hester. -
Trustees-H E. Maxville, &. II Canfeld, Mil
ton Spencer, ". T. Bross, Philip Eisenkramer
and w X. Crook
Tuesday of each month.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

The Hotchkiss High School
presented variegated programme
at the Bruce hall last Thursday
night to a fair sized audience
which would have been largely
increased had sufficient notice
been given. The date was so
made that no time was allowed to
use tine papers tor giving notice,
but nevertheless they had fair
house The programme con-
sisted OF songs, music, recitations
and two little character sketches
all of which were very nicely
rendered. The applause so freely
given proved that they were sat
istying the audience as we'll as
could be expected and We have
not heard a single unfavorable
comment. We hope to see these
young people again as they show
marked talent.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Miss Mayme Roberts left for
Hotchkiss Saturday morning
after spending a week with her
aunt, Mrs. Tinnen.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11
Just About the Fact.

Say, pop, what's spring fever7"
Spring fever is an overwhelm-
ing desire to sit down and watch
other people work. k."-Industrial
School Magazine.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

c. Butler, of CorrectionviTle,
Iowa. is here looking over the
country He desires to embar k
in business here and will probably
make it his permanent home.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Come one, come all
Both great and small,
And give US a call
AT Bruce's Hall.
And enjoy you all
At the Benefit Ball.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Miss Cowgirl and Mrs. Ander-
son exchanged rooms on Friday,
owing to the inability of either to
get across the river.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Fancy bakery goods on short
notice for banquets, socials, etc, at
The Paonia Grocery and Bakery.
-,
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

This office has this week turned
out a fine lot of stock certificates
for the Lilylands Canal and Reser-
voir Company, corporation that
proposes to establish big irriga
ton system over in the Naturita
country A number of our citi-
zens are interested in the enter
prise.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Mr.. McDermaid, manager of
the company store at Somerset,
was in Paonia Saturday on busi
ness
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Mrs. Chas. Alexander has been
seriously i'll for the past week but
is much improved at present.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

A. f. Driscoll is working for
Mr.. Patterson on Bone mesa.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

E. ]. Mathews has been doing
some excellent work on the river
bank Just below town this week
1t is a mistake not to take this
work in time and when the river
is low, permanently fix the bank
so that in high water the town
has nothing to fear. Extra high
water would cut the town off from
the bridge and leave Pitkin mesa
people unable to reach Paonia
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

G.. w Vanholt and Chas. Rose
Grams are repairing the German
residence for Harvey Sare.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Col. Chinn has purchased fine
power sprayer for use in his great
orchard this year.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Geo. Foster, the piano man
was in Paonia Thursday and Fri
day of this week.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

a. Hurst is now busy putting
in the supporting base tor the
foundation of the Odd Fellows
hall. The work is being done
with solid concrete three feet
wide and it is expected that it
will be completed this week.
Then the work will be started on
the basement wall. material tor
which is now on the ground.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Jesse Toothacre went to Delta
Monday morning returning in the
evening.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Miss Mabel Anderson went to
Delta Monday to visit friends.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Mailing envelopes, just the right
size for the Paonia Fruit book. or
cabinet photographs at this Office.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Milton Spencer is planting
quite an orchard around his house
this week.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11
LOCAL ITEMS.

Geo. Graham is building a new
barn on his ranch.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Mrs. n. Van Buren,, OF Hotch-
kiss, was visiting Mrs. r. l..
Groves a part of this week.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

E. S. Cady has moved into the
Plewis house where he will reside
in the future.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Get your Abstract of Title from
G. c. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

Try Mistry spray nozzle. Lat
est in nozzles.
NELSON BROS. FRUIT Co.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

AS predicted in these columns
the deal for the remaining portion
OF the Turner place was closed
this week for a consideration OF
$4,000. This and the sale of the
Adams property to Philip Eisen-
kramer constituted a very nice
piece of business for the week
transacted through the c. C..
Hawkins agency.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11
USEFUL INFORMATION.

Trains and Mails.
Regular Passenger train arrives from east al
$40 p. m, departs for west at 9:25 "A. m Mails
close at As a.
The newspaper., 1906-05-11

H. c. Pierce made trip to
Crawford last Sunday.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05
A THRILLING MINUTE.


II Made Up In Intensity of Terror
what 1t Lack ed Ia Time.
The adventure of a contributor to
Science lasted but minute, but it
made up In intensity of terror what it
lacked in duration of time. The writer
tells his own story:
Some years ago while l was making
researches in an excavation near
frankfort, O., the center wall of the
mound was undermined by the work
men. and | was struck by mass OF
falling earth. 1 had just stopped TO
examine small bone which had been
uncovered when earth to the amount
of several cart loads dropped on me.
No one else was In the excavation, the
men having gone to the bop of the
mound
The falling mass knocked me back
ward, and | fell with my head and
shoulders on small heap of earth. The
falling wall Of earth looked black to me,
and / well remember the rush of wind
1t brought
At first felt little pain, only intense
pressure, which forced the buttons Of
my costume partly inside my flesh.
My watch was pressed tight against
two ribs which were broken. The skin
on my forehead seemed cut, but 1t was
the pressure of my hat forcing the flesh
between the straw. The knife in my
pocket seemed burning hot. Just under
the small Of my back was n large clod
which gave me uncomfortable pain, as IL
my spine were slowly breaking. Then
1t stopped, and | felt nothing.
Thoughts raced through my head like
lightning. thoughts of the past, present
and future. | remember trying In vain
to move n hand or finger. / was per
fectly motlonless Ny chest could not
be inflated, and the downward pressure
had forced the air out OF my lungs. |
could move my chin and open and shut
my mouth. | tried TO keep my mouth
closed to prevent its being filed, but it
lnstinctlyely opened. and the earth fell
In. Then the assurance of strangling
came to me. but did not much care.
1t was Just sixty seconds, the sur
yeyor said, before the men reached me
and | felt the earth move slightly. A
shovel struck my scalp and cut me. 1t
felt like redhot iron. When my head
was uncovered the pressure on my
body was so great the blood was forced
to my head until my rescuers feared
my veins would burst.
/ observed everything, but could not
move. The partial paralysis listed
several days. l have never wholly re-
covered from the effects Of my adven-
ture. | cannot enter cave or stand
near n bank of earth without terrible
sensations
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05
OAK AND PINE.
The Value and UsefuIness of These
Classes of Woods.


The Value and UsefuIness of These
Classes of Woods.
Though generally assumed that oak
Is the wood capable of being put to the
greatest variety of uses, 1t is known. as
matter of fact, that the pine Is really
the most used, ON account of Its great
abundance. Nevertheless, the timber OF
the oak combines In itself the essential
elements OF strength and durability,
hardness and elasticity In degree
which no other tree can boast, unrival-
ed as a material of shipbuilding. also
superior In architecture, cablnetmak-
Ing. carving, mill work. cooperage and
innumerable other purposes, while the
bark Is of great value as furnishing
tan and yielding bitter extract in con
tinual demand for medicinal purposes
But OF uses for the pine details would
be well nigh endless. The timber Is in.
valuable In houses and ship carpentry I;
common turpentine is extracted from IL
in vast quantities and immense sup
plies of tar. pitch. resin and lampblack.
In the manufacture OF matches. and,
above all, paper pulp. thousands and
tens of thousands OF acres of pine for.
ests are cut down every year, and
briefly, the timber of this tree, consti-
tuting as ii does the chief material OF
English and American builders, may be
said to be more used than all other
kinds of wood put together
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

1t seems to be settled that the pr.
mary elections will occur September
IS, and that in all townships and vot-
ing precincts, outside of cities, the only
registration of voters that will be made
is the house to house canvass before
that election. No person will be per
mitted to vote who is not registered
in that canvass. In making that regis
try, if person is omitted by mistake
he cannot be registered on the primary
day so as to vote.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05
WHAT THE HAIR TELLS.

Auburn hair means n kindly, sympa-
thetic nature.
Straight hair indicates more power
to govern than curly hair.
Curls denote a feeble sense of right
and wrong. gayety. vIvacity. self con
ldence.
Straight black hair. growing coarse
and thick. indicates more order and in
dustry than mental power.
Fine brown hair only accompanies
excellent minds. Generally the owner
has intellectual tendencies.
Red hair Is strongly characteristic
no halfway business there. 1t usu'
ally indicates IL quick temper, though
there are exceptions
Beautiful golden hair Is rarely seen
on persons of gross nature. Its own
er loves fine arts and possesses eX-
auisIte sensibilities.
Hair and eyebrows differing In eelol
indicate race mixture and bespeak Il
wayerlng, unsteady nature
As II rule, smooth, fine. softly WAY
ing hair betokens gentleness, quiet
ness neatncSS
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

1t may interest you to know that
the great penguin of the southern cir.
Gle standing with its head as high as
mans waist. matches its eggs in De-
cullar manner. These are not laid
upon the ground and brooded ON after
the manner Of most birds eggs. The
female lays two large eggs. The first
she hands over to the male bird. the
other she keeps. The egg is held ON
the upper surface of the large fiat feet.
and Is pushed up under the waistcoat
of thick feathers. 1t is there held close
TO the body, whose warmth gradually
vitalizes the young bird. So tenacious
are the parent birds OF this grip that IL
you knock one Of them over it will fall
on Its back with its feet stuck stiff1v
out, still clutching the egg to its BODY
Saturday Review.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05
SEPTEMBER s. 1906.
A "Reminiscences.

There are times IN the lives ot all
men when the past looms up with
ever growing distinctness and we judge
Of the present and the future by the
experiences we may have had in the
past Most happy indeed is that man
who, after, it may be long life of fifty
to seventy years, can look back upon
it with satisfaction and feel that he has
performed his part in the drama with
credit to himself and some benefit to
others. White if he has failed to
measure up to his opportunities there
will be vain regrets and anxious long
ings TO retrieve the past and improve
the present and the future
This last IS most certainly a lauda-
bic ambition and 1t is sometimes sue
cesslnl There are OF course, different
standards by which we measure sue
cess. 10 some ii is wealth, popular
lty, power 1t IS the rule Just now to
dccfy these, and certainly if they are
the sole end OF mans OF woman's
ambition, with no desire or care for
Others IN the achievement, they are la
mentabIe failures 1t is safe to say
that fifty OF a hundred years removes
the glamour that may have surrounded
the careers of most men or women that
have been successful in the sense noted.
And how few there are that stand the
white light of history that opens up to
view the hitherto hidden motives that
have governed theu, aud tue ultimate
results that have followed. On the
contrary how many there are who,
from being considered failures all their
lives, ATE proved To have been benelac-
tors and pioneers in industrial devel-
opement, in craftsmanship, in science,
at and literature As the years roll
on theH EameS are more frequently re
called and then fame increased Need
we ask which Of these successes is the
most desirable for the individual him
sell or the worll2
No person who has arrived at the
age OF sixth can have failed to note in
dlydual instances in his own expert
ence OF such apparent successes and
failures as we have noted The moral,
then, IS to improve our opportunities
,nxs,Y.Iy life and to Improve our indi-
yldual characters at the same time,
otherwise there IS no success
Push is almost as good weapon as
pull
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

A farmers boy, as rule, is taught
how TO do things. So are farmers
girls. They learn how to harness and
handle colts, drive horses, ride horses.
They get a wide knowledge of practi-
cal things right in the start These are
a few of the reasons why farmer boys
succeed where the college graduates
fail. In handling all kinds OF farm
machinery he gets good general idea
of mechanics and knows that a Grip
pied or out OF order part if not fixed
will soon ruin the whole machine.
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the Children's Home in New York, cure Fever
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This town, like many others, has
been afflicted with a small species OF
dead beats" who soon after they get
here begin to throw big bluff and
wind up by sticking a lot of people
who have been kind enough to take
them at what they protested to be
honest folk. It's high time these
SINNERS and blowhards" were
stopped from bamboozhng our honest
business houses.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

The open season for cunning begins
on September /. This applies to gray
snipe, reed birds rail birds, mud hens,
ducks and water wild fowl. The open
season for woodcock begins October /.
For rabbits, quail and squirrels the
open season begins November 10 and
closes on December 81.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05
Calendars, large assortment, reason
able prices ut the RECORD Office.

0aiek changes from hot to cold and back
again try strong constitutions and cause
among other evils nasal catarrh II trouble
some and offensive disease. Sneezing and
snufilng. coughing and difficult breathing
and the drip, drip of the foul discharge into
the throat all are ended by Elys Cream Balm.
This honest and positive remedy contains no
cocaine or other harmful ingredient. The
worst cases are cured in short time. All
druggists 5Oe., or mailed by Ely Bros, So War
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

The average housewife is now up to
her elbows IN catsup. She is also still
canning tomatoes and other good things
of which she seldom gets more than
the family can get away with in the
winter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05
THE BLUEBEARD STORY.
II Has Mythical Rather Than
Psychological Origin.

n Has Mythical Rather Than "a
Psychological Origin.
The fascinating story of Bluebeard
has n mythical rather than mytho-
logical origin No one has found his
prototype In the Nedas or in the old
Greek or Roman authors. The story
Is supposed to be of French origin,
and It has even been suggested that
Bluebeard was no other than the much
married Henry VIII. There Is, how
yver, better reason for believing that
the original was Giles de Laval, lord
VI Rlaz, who was marshal OF France
early In the fifteenth century. He was
brave soldier whose exploits in the
wars between England and France are
recorded In history. According to
Mizeray. he murdered his wives as
soon as he tired of them, and was him.
self eventually strangled in 1440
The story OF Laval has, however, not
many points of resemblance, for there
Is no mention of key, and Giles de
Laval, moreover used to entice per
sons OF both sexes to his castle for the
sake OF their blood, which he wanted
for certain incantations he INDUCED In
Nor, indeed, does the story fit In with
our own Henry VIII, and we are left
to believe that, whatever the origin,
the key and Sister Ann We're added for
the sake of effect. A variant Of the
story OF Giles de Laval is told by Hol
inshed, in whose version the name is
Giles de Retz, Marquis de Laval. who
lived in Brittany. and was strangled
and burned for the murder of his seven
wives. DIR. G. Taylor. II may be added,
regarded the story simply MS fiction, a
satire on or type of the castle lords OF
Globe.
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DR.. DAVID KENNEDYS
FAVORITE REMEDY

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My weight has increased and never was so
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The White House Review pub.
fishes each week the names of the
dead beats who have stuck that pa
per, and it is kept there until it is
squared up.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

Life in the newspaper business is one
grand sweet song, if you do not listen
to the plants of those who cannot see
as others see, But this always was a
contrary world, and you can no more
expect to find cordial agreement on
any one matter than there are two faces
alike-Sussex Register.
Cheer up brother, and all will be
well with thee in the sweet bye and
bye.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

"Aunt Kitty Vosseller, of Glen
Gardner, missed the harvest home at
Spruce Run this year 1t was the first
She has missed since they were insti.
tuted over 50 years ago.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

A lofty mind always thinks nobly. 1t
easily creates vivid. agreeable aad
natural fancies and places them IN
their best light, clothes them with all
appropriate adornments. studies others
tastes and clears away from its own
thoughts all that is useless and dis
agreea BILE -Rochefoucauld.
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Never give your friends an honest
opinion if you want to keep them.

The healthy old man wears his gray hairs
like silver crown. What if he be threescOrt
and ten If there is still fire in his eye firmness
in his step, command in his voice and wisdom
in his counsel9 He commands love and rev
with dignity. Dim eyed ,querulous of speech
halting in step, childish in mind, they lag
superflnons on the stage" dragging ont the
flag end of life in a simple existence. tn,
age. The man who takes care of his stomach
who keeps his body properly nourished, vii
find that the body does not fail him in Ole
Medical Discovery lies in the preservation oi
the working power of he stomach and other
organs OF digestion and nutrition. From thi,
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phosphates for the brain and nerves
man who keeps his stomach sound by the ust
of Golden Medical Discovery will wear tn,
crown of gray hairs AS BELTS a monarch, witt
dignity and ease.
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II don't see how she could possibly
be siliier-she giggles SO constantly"
well IL she didn't gggle all the time
she might talk, and perhaps that would
be worse. - Catholic Standard and
Times
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II YOU ATE tired, then eat apples, adj.
Mses 4 nerve specialist
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Must Use The Knife
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1906-09-05

Man wanted to pillow lot. Apply
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My Dear Friend beg you to lend
me 6,ooo francs. Then forget me for
ever. l am not worthy TO be remem-
bered.-From Letter Found by Paris
Figaro.