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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Germany May Take Hand.

The mutiny on the Pamyat Azaoya
may possibly raise International COM
plications al in the eye Of the law, this
cruiser, like the Kniaz Potemkine in the
Black Sea in the summer Of 1905, Ii q
pirate. There il reason to believe the
German feet has orders covering just
such q contingency as this, and that IL
would not hesitaate to put an end TO
the renegade cruiser as danger TO COM
merce.
When the firing began at Cronstadt
Wednesday night there was a wild
panic in the imperial palace at Peterhoff
where the palace lies under the guns Of
the fortress.
All preparations were made In adj
vance to fee to Tsarskoe-Selo. but the
report that the emperor and family had
actually fed during the night il de-.
MED. 1t was explained however that
on account Of the dampness at Peterhoff
arrangements have been made to re-
turn the imperial family to Tsarkoe-
Selo.
About 1000 mutinious sailors were ar
rested in their barracks at Cronstadt
and surrounded by the troops.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

ST. PETERSBURG, August tl:l5
A. Ml-Although the mutinies at Svea-
borg have been ended and the one at
Cronstadt practically put down, the out
look is still black. The revolutionists,
whose hands were suddenly forced by
the premature rising at Sveaborg, ap-
parently are undaunted at these initial
reverses and intend to persist in their
program of calling a general strike Sat-
urday or Monday.
One of the leaders of the revolution
lists, with whom the Associated Press
correspondent spoke last night hoasted
that the word had gone forth, and that
the fire of revolt would spread to all
corners Of the empire. His closing words
were: Now watch Reval, Riga AMI
Libau."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Rockefeller viii Not Go Before
the Grand July.
GOVERNMENT VERY CAREFUL
Attorneys of Government in STANDARD
Oil Prosecution VIII Not Jeopardize
Rockefeller's Prosecution by
Subpoenaing Him.

CHICAGO August 2.-Preparatory to
an investigation Of the relations of the
Standard Oil and Certain Chicago rail-
roads mass Of evidence weighing 200
pounds was sent from the Office of Com
missioner of Corporations Garfield at
Washington and is being examined by
the government attorneys in charge OF
the investigation. II is announced that
John d. Rockefeller will not be sum
moned to appear before the grand jury
as such appearance would ieopardize his
prosecution If such action decided was
upon,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
WRECKED HIS BUSINESS.

NEW YORK, August 2.-Hobart S.
Bird, who once published a newspaper
in San Juan, P. r. has sued eight Of the
highest American officials in the island,
Including the present governor, and his
predecessor, for 100000 damages in the
Supreme Court in Brooklyn He charges
them with having wrecked his paper,
ruined his reputation and forced him
out of the island Bird is now practic-
ing law in this city.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
KILLED BY MORPHINE,

MADEIRA, Cal, August Q. After
leaving $l2O in gold sealed in an en-
velope at the local undertakers, J. V,
Layersk last evening committed suicide
by taking morphine Family troubles
eliminated yesterday and this brought
q divorce suit. This Is supposed to be
the cause of his act.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Wife Was Trying to Find Him
and His Disgrace Caused
Suicide.
BULLET THROUGH HEAD KILLS
Deed Committed at the Tourist Hotel
Yesterday Acknowledgment
Under Assumed Name - Had
Money In the Bank.

SEATTLE, August 2,--E. A. Gage
son Of Lyman ]. Gage, former secrc.
tary OF the treasury committed suicide
this afternoon In the Tourist Hotel BY
shooting himself In the head with a
revolver. He died few minutes later
The only cause which can be assigned
Is that he was temporarily insane from
drinking His wife came here from
Chicago last Monday and employed de-
tec,ives 10 locate her husband. Friends
OF the dead man believe he learned Of
her presence and fearing to meet her,
decided TO end his life.
Gage evidently knew he wa. shadow.
ed. for he registered a. ], W. Gorst
He went there on July go, aud had stop
ped at several other places under as
sumcd names. None Of hi. baggage /.
at the Tourist. There was nothing In
the room but four empty whisky bottles
and another half full. On his person
was handbook OF the National Bank
Of Commerce, which showed he had de-
posted more than $1,000 when he ar.
rived here. On July cath he had re-
quested the bank TO give him state
ment OF his balance, and II had footed
up s2li.s5. The check book failed TO
show any money drawn since that date.
Mrs. Gage did not hear Of her husbands
death until late this evening
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
STRIKERS FOOLED.

SAN FRANCISCO, August 2.-There
was a third strike of the street car sys-
tenn when the oilers, wipers, and firemen
struck tonight. The delay in traffic was
Of short duration, the company filling
the vacancies with other men. They
asked eight hours but the real cause Of
the strike was sympathy with the elec-
tricians, who are on strike.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

CHICAGO, August ELI A. Gage
left Chicago several years ago and went
to Alaska during the gold excitement,
For several years he was auditor of the
North American Trading 4 Transporta-
tion Company. Since leaving the em.
ploy OF the company two years ago
nothing IA known about him in Chicago.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

ST. PETERSBURG, August 2.--Mili-
tary orders have broken out at Reval.
Details are lacking Reyal is the capital
of the Government of ESthonia situated
on an arm Of the Guild. Finland, 200
miles southeast of st. Petersburg. 1t is
naval station Of second class.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

REvAL August 3.-The cruiser Pun
vat Azova has arrived in the Roadstead
here in possession of the loyal portion
OF the crew, who gained the upper hand
over the mutineers. One hundred and
fifty mutineers were sent ashore and i'm
prisoned.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
GUARANTEED BIG PURSE.

GoLDFIELD, New, August 2,-The
Goldfeld Athletic Club will guarantee a
purse Of $4,000 for contest for the
lightweight championship of the world
between Cans and Nelson and $4,000
for Britt and McGovern on Labor Day.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

DETROIT, August 2.-The Democratic
State Convention today endorsed Will
liam J. Bryan, as presidential candidate
for 1908 and nominated Charles II. Kim
merle Of Cassapolis for Governor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

ST. PETERSBURG, August 2.-The
crew of the cruiser Asia, which was
sent to Abo has hoisted the red flag.
The Asia has left in the direction Of
Sveaborg.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

SAN DIEGO, August 2.--Lyman j..
Gage, when called mp at Point Iona,
stated, over the phone that the name OF
the Seattle suicide corresponded to that
of his son but he thought II strange II
II is the latter that nobody In Seattle
had notified him.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
COUNTESS GETS ONE CHILD.

PARIS, August IA private agree
ment reached between the Count and
Countess de Castellane stipulates that
at least one of the children shall remain
with the mother at all times.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
PRICE FIVE CENTS

In allegiance, there II something mystef-
ious about the reports Of the action Of
the ships, which warrants the suspicion
that all Is not right on board. Only two
ships fred on the mutineers. The others
Of the fleet remained on the horizon as
~ the admiral was not sure they could
be depended upon.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

sT. PETERSBURG, August 2 1875
P. Martial law was proclaimed at
Cronsadt and in the Denets basin. the
center of the mining and smelter in
dustry.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Cruiser Asia Hoists the Red Flag =
Sveaborg and cronstadt Under
Control-Mutineers Placed
Under Arrest.
EMPEROR REFUSES TO AP-
PROVE ST0LYPIN'S PLANS

B ST. PETERSBURG, August 3 !
D (2:45 A. Mon the heels of !
y other bad news comes the start
, ling statement that the Emperor
y has fatty refused to accept the
y conditions to which Premier
~ Stolypin agreed in his negotia-
, tions with the candidates for a
, reorganized cabinet. There is in
, creasing apprehension that the
B Emperor purposes to take final
} step, by turning the country over
to the military dictatorship of
Grand Duke Nicholas. The streets
} here are again filed with patrols.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
Mutiny May Spread in Fleet.

The news of the mutiny of the cruiser
Pamyat Azaova off the Ethonian coast
is fraught with enormous possibilities
The crew rose and killed the command
er and four officers. Ambassador Meyer
has received a dispatch from the Ameri-
can consul at Reval that the Pamyat
Azaova entered that port this afternoon
with the red flag at the masthead.
Should this cruiser under the flag of
the mutineers sail to the northward and
appear in the presence of the main
squadron in the gulf of Finland, the
loyalty of the crews of these vessels
would perhaps be put to a stronger test
than they could stand.
Although the admiralty asserts the
squadron off Sveaborg did not waver
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
pUL1TZER'S COUSIN KILLED.

VIENNA, August 2,-Walter Fried
londers, cousin Of Joseph Pulitzer, was
killed BY falling over precipice while
descending the BMunningzinken
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

HELSTNGFoRs, August 8 1:34 A.
M,)-The entire Sveaborg fortress Is
now in the hands Of the government.
Prisoners are being hurried over 70
Skatudden.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03

At Tacoma Spokane Q, Tacoma 8.
At Seattle-Seattle 5, Oakland 3.
At 0akland-San Francisco 4, Port
land 0.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-03
YESTERDAYS BASEBALL SCORES

Northwest League.
AT Hoquiam Butte ], Gray's Har-
Dor o.
At Fresno--Los Angeles g. Fresno A.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05
NJ, Lamb COmplImeRled.

Editor Record Today. Jan. /. lss
J. W. Lamb, whom I have been as.
sociatcd with for the past four years
steps down and out Of the sheriff
office which he has 80 accurately filled
during his term Of office.
Allow me to say through the col.
ums Of your paper, that the county
never had, and ! doubt ever will have
more worthy and competent oilicialin
any capacity. A morc manly man |
have never known. lie has done his
duty well and has never thought il
necessary to apologize for doing il: no
has given every man a SQUARE deal and
every man In a business way has hccn
accorded the same treatment. whether
he BE- rich or poor. white or black
Such a man a. J. Watts Lamb should
be at a premium in any community.
A Friend.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05

mental agony. " which 80 successfully
del'cs mc'lical all An danger frum
the grip. however, may b. avoided by
the promp, use u Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. Amog the tens 81 thousand.
Who have used this remedy. no, one
case has ever been reported that has
resulted In pneumonia or that has not
recovered For sale by HAYNES a
TAYLOR, the cn,crprising druggists. u
Marion.
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vi.

am late must yet on. sir as fast as can:
We no time to converse with bald-hcadcd man.
Answered joe while the distance was less ming between
Himself and the home Of his dear lmopcnc
The lmpudent clod-hoppng scamp unused the hos,
If the rascal succeeds il will be to my loss.
must therefore, bcak up this affair. If can
And will do IT, else I'm no, a ball.hcadcd mani,
There's something brewing confab between
MY boss and my joel laughed the fair lmogcnc
"A social confab will il be to my loss
TwN the codhopping Joe and the debt.bopnir,, hs %.
uo be- ConunucdI
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05
Spoiled her Beauty.

lianett Howard, Of W. Slth Street.
New York, at one time had her beauty
spoiled with skin trouble. She writes
II had Salt Rhcum or Eczema for
years, but nothing would cure Il. until
! used Bucklcn's Amica Salye." A
quick and sure healer for cuts. burns
and sores. &c at HAYNES & TAILoR's
drug store.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05
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The Cincinnati Enquirer h,
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On other pages Of this MagBs,I
Chart are Maps OF the United a.
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Map Of Panama shown T..
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A Typographical Map OF the b.
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05
How 10 Prevent Bilious Attacks

One who s subject to bilious attack.
will notlcc'that FOR a day or mors be-.
lore the attack he Is not hungry at
meal time and feels dull after eating
a dose Of Chambcrlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets when these Rrst symp.
toms appear will ward oil the attack
They are for sale by HAYNES & TlY.
LoR, the cnterprisinE druggists. Of
Marion.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05

State uf Kentucky
County uf Juttrui,u
Edward p Smith. Cashier oflFar
mcr and Merchants Bank. "a Rank
heated anidoIuf business 40 SO
street in Oh, town Ut 'rolu ,n said
county h,iur duly sworn. ays the
foregoing rylort s inal r,spc,tsatr true
statement ~ che condition ~ th, .ah
Bank. at ,h, rlusr ~ business ou th,
Duh tay ~ p,rrmb,r. lsl,. Co th. best
Of ts huuslc,ig, andb,hcf. and further
says ths' ihv business OF said Rank h..
brrn transacted at the ioyatiun named
and not cl,cshcr, ami that the aho,,
report s made 20 compliance With aB
official notice received from che S.,r,.
mp 81 u State designating the ai,h
day of pecembcr. Isl. a. the ds, on
which such rrTprt shall b, made
EuWAUn D Ssrru. Cashier
y. a. CROFT.
W T. DoWuI.
Wv BARNETT.
DIRECTOR.
Subscribed and sworn 10 before m,
ly Edward T. Smith the md dav 81
January. 1905
g. h. WELDON.
Clerk Crittcndcn Co. Court,
~ N. ] MiERs. DC.
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The Grin.

Before We can sympathisc with
others, We must have suffered cur.
selves No onc can realize the suffer.
ing attendant upon an attack Of the
grip. unless he has had the actual on.
pcricnee. There Is probably no de-.
scasc that causes 80 much physical and
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Periodic
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Hil come on every month,
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mo glS Billy Patterson?

ne o.. gver vet been able "a
Gn who struck Billy Patterson.
b. .Igger .rto antiquarian lore ha.
ton" .ut w., the William Patterson
v.- 30 PEE we'd the historic blow.
j. I'VE ~ advisedly. For have
d. rs do used il. orators repeat
o' 1ets x u H. Yet though a
ha' psed since the blow was
90. has arisen {, say. II
ho Ick Billy Paterson. 30
,h, 1wn on the personality
aIt iI.Iam Patterson. some
be- are shed on the caus,
Be- silent when Patterson
rs' sd the question.
I' on. the .trickcn one.
nan the father Of the
iE more belle uho.marricd
'or. o.. Owner ~ a large
nd Franklin county. Tenn.
., 3 .ssessions there. on
it'll &c. usual crowd.
lU. rising some one dealt
or lgr present Secrctary
y - S,v~.
%. IAN Of stalvart form
.rm. was fearless ir
.c. rsoycring himself. be-
uU e tones. who struck
t cr The offender. for
90. rca. 20. kept silent So DO
,,.' 'Is That silence ba, gone
iH nsity, decade by DE-
l" .h.r now of asking who
steer Of queen an
A. ca. q that
~. 10 hurt ut the coward.
o. .. Go saull upon him tha.
%, ta offered reward, Tor
i.r.t. y he man that struck
i'' %. l,aincd a clause sr,.
On. 'lH or uc exposure OF
n' h1 struck Billy Pat.
i.f ID o.a las ever earned that
UoIsau Nc tll know. however.
why ' To- BE own day preferred
EccI.rE soF Patterson. Tie was
a bad Co wake up. Louisville
Herald
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05

The ford.Johnson Company. convict
labor contractors, gave each Of the
prisoners In the Frankfort penitentiary
a big basket Of Christmas cheer
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z SAFE IEVESTyEg.
one OF the greatest
salary makers IS a
good Business arc
Shorthand education.
no other investment
viii bring
40 large returns foI
so small cost
Thorough instruction.
Large attendance.
Experienced tea -hers
catalogue
showing principal
features or school
sent free. Dom write
for one tomorrow tu'
NOW.
LocKYEAR'
BUSINESS COLLEGE
Evansville. Ind.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-01-05

IL Is estimated that the turkey crop
nettcd IN the aggregate nearly half mill.
ion dollars togpwcrs In Kentucky.
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QUARTERLY REPORT OF THE
Farmers and Merchants Bank
Al the Close Of Business on The 3Olh
Day Of December. 1905

:" '"o oiuoo W buonhbJJ WI iHU JUN
Day Of December, 1905
RESOURCES.
Loans and Discounts Su,GI7 S3
OverdraftS, secured 1913 ~
Overdratts, unsecured 30 u
Due from Ma.
tional Banks 2.lgl.5s
Due from State
banks and bankers 81 OFT 81 1916 20
Banking House and Lot .. iau -
Specie S2.U9O.73
Currency SL3lloo 3.iol ~
Furniture and Fixtures 1854 81
Current Expenses
Last Quarter altls
Total s3.Ss Sd
LIABILITIES.
| Capital Stock pa.din in cash sli.m0 10
Surplus Fund ~ ~
tndllidcd profits gp5 q
Due p,po i,or a. iollou..
slE
Deposits Subject Co cheek
/ tom which interest b. not
/ pa.dI Nst1us
Tim, certificates Of dypu
/ ties Don which interest Boo
pa.dl Sl6.sluO E.uau
bIIsrc.dsooun,ci 2.ooo NJ
SUPPLEMENTARY
I Highest amount ~ Irich,.
cincss 81 ans stakeholder
pcrsor. company OF fm ur.
c'udiHg H the lab,lit, of the
company ur fm OBJ, liabiI
| g. uf ,f, individual men.
ben thereof directly orin
directly. ~ such .ni,htcd.
ness ,,,rrls Np,r cent of
capital st",t actual. PAID
iu. and actual amu.u, ~
surplus of ttgtank s.u
How 81. irn,h,',ire. stated
ir an.,r item .o,arei'
/ ts.c Section i.8. k,rtu,k,
Snu,eI
. Highest an.arf OF uirnt
eirr. nf an. director or
officer BE- amount ~ such
inl,t'ciu,,s exceeds lUp,r
cent of pa.I up capital
stog. u' hank wu
l>,. Section ',t Kentucky
s.afutsI
Hpt H .ar, sss.reIr
De-. amount OF indebted
r'ss of arl person. com.
. i-s5 80 itru iu,iudirr in t6s
bab,t,. ai ths company or
firm tfs liability af tte boz.
dNd4a. H,ub.r thereof
r2ser3 u r,r cent of pat
up capital ro.. and actual
sgp.s.
u .o. ,'a.. tf. anuuut uf
.IgF rl.b,eir,.s Sru
Amour, of t,.t l.d,1i wu
Wcr, au expense. lu.s,s.
interest and taxes deducted
th,r,f.um usfor, DECLARING
dividend. and Was not Irs,
than Do r,r cent of not
profit. o' ths bank far tte
p'uoi covered b, Oh, I,i
i,rI carried to the surplus
fund h,fur, sad di,H,ni
Was declared au
tSr, Section ls k,rtu..,
Saiutcsl
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Grew tired and thot he would carry the hods
Joe Turk was his name and there scarcely could be
Found man anywhere that was better than he
I'm tired of the farm and of farming said Turk
l prefer good job where there not so much work
Almost any profession. think at all odds
Would suit me much better than hopping the cods
I'm tired of the shovel the rake and the hoe
OF the AK and the pitchfork the spade and the froe
Of sowing and reaping; of steering the plow
OF driving the mules and of milking the COW 80
SO Joe left the farm, for the city he hied
And, joining union, for work he applied
Gould we give you a job? Well think Turk we can
For, to carry up hods needing a man"
That suitsme exactly, and TO it IN stick
To carry up ladder the mortar and brick
When compard to clod-hopping is playing said Turk.
For the man at the top, after all. does the work
So the bargain was fnshd and Joe went to work.
While the man at the top shouted Give us brick Turs
All, this is much better than turning the sod
Mumur'd joe greatly pleasd he shoulderd hi, nod
ILL.,
Now Joe loved ama.d sweet bdghteyed Imogcne
And an expert was she on the writing machine.
And so day after day as such was her plan
She was dictated % 10y baldheaded man.
When the day work was over however. and She
From the ba.dhcaded man AND dciation was free.
She tho't so nice and pcrhap, il was so
To st with and talk 90 and listen 90 joe
And Joe when the man at the top ccas q to work.
And cried: Time is up Not another brick. Turk
Tho't it was just splendid and SO twas ween,
To SIT and converse with his sweet Imogenc
"
And so the time pass d. and Miss lmogene Moss
Still dictated to by her baIdhcaacd boss
AT eight and at five and the hour, between
Was pounding away ou the writing machine.
And Joe far advanced from tha hopping Of clods,
Continued his job that of lifting up hods
From morning TIL ey'nng with scarcely STOP.
lie carried the brick to the man at the top
And the bad-headed man pretty lmogcne's boss
Mused figuring over his profit or loss
What scoundrelIy fellow viii dare come between
My brght-eyed expert and her writing machine"
"
The candles were lit m the paror. when Joe
One ey'nug walked out toward Middleton Row
He had laid down his hod for not once did he sbirk
II the man at the top shouted: Lay IL down Turk
lmogcnc in the parlor sat waiting for Joe
lmpatiently waiting why was he So slow?
While across in the store of her boss could be- seen
The silent and grim-yisag'd writing machine
Down the street walked Joe proudly and brskly his mind
Atpeace with himself and the world Of mankind
When voice came in greeting Shy Joe " il beyap
To what point are You stccrng?" iva, the baldbead5
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