The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-20
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and prcau hta land warmly aRd afa'cfully.
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Fnsland,
we may 10 aome shy un fomance and
atmosphere and tho high minstrel-y ~
haftm and things like thoee, hut when ""
dsaire 10 take a awnh. ell we've gn' w dn
IA 10 nudge out IN the tiled room With q
coapls u crash towels and che scented snap,
turn IN the hot or cpld sriept, or both, and
there ~ are, The leea said the. ~.
cilities In thia respect III the oornlnend ~
BUuIllon the ~better--it'a no cinch that they'd
have stood for the installation Of porcelain
tubs In their plants, even " tho"e things
we're available.
~ my wlfe's down tcwn making q raid
on the shirt waists marked down from 20
cents and | want to fry an egg wheFcwith
to regale me at lunch, all fve got TO do
after making the dig for the egg-ia 20 twist
around one Of the keys OF the gas range,
ioe ID. egg into tho PSn, d and; hall sho . h %,1u ,s
the good old times would have had 70
what -ho for a varlet or vassal TO do the
job for him II he pulled enough Of a wire
TO have varlets and vaasals on his stan,
or else he'd have had TO hustle out and get
about two tons Of stone into a white hot
condition before he'd have been able to cook
HE egg. ~.s -. ,.,.,.,, don.
| and it's too dark for reading all I've got TO
do is to touch the button n the ~, 2
there's the illumination. When Charles the
Fat or one Of those s~omebodies received q
def from a neighboring ruler that he wanted
to read after nightfall he had 70 chase some
low churl into the dark 10 hustle for a rush-
light, and then the light d be 30 poor that
the man trying to read by II wouldn't be
able to see anything but the shiniest kin
OF honey >, ,,r. , ID. ~ .h. n,.o,d
bosom Of the nearby stream all I've got to
do is to cough up my two bits, climb over
the gangway. and the smudge-faced fellows
down below do the rest. When Cleopatra
desired to take the air on the water the
boats crew Of barge slaves had to be herded
together and mustered after a long delay
and when they bent TO the oars n cussed
between their teeth the best they could get
out Of their tub was about four and two
ffths knots per hour.
when | banker to inform some dub about
| three thousand miles away that he won't do,
and that I hereby scratch him from my
little list, all I've got to do Is to slide into the
nearest telegraph Office, hand over about
Is cents in loose metal, and inside Of an hour
or 30 the man at the other end Of the line
Is fully aware OF the fact that I have passed
him UP. Whenever Charlemagne had q
bunch to tell some caitiff knight only about
forty miles away that he believed he could
use his head, detached from the rest OF his
frame, In his business, he had TO at out
and men-at-arms and stiffs Of that char
acter, and undertake the Job in the middle Of
the night, as like as not.
'Launcelot may have been a warm card
with Gil OF MS lTOuWOT bEuOuullR, DuL
Il it could be arranged so that any modern
buck soldier In a soiled khaki uniform
could coup against Lance in q fair and even
scrap I'd lay. 10 to / against the cap-a-pie
guy and feel like l was committing day.
any right nice looking average New York
girl, logged out in q oimity dress at 8 CEN
times the yard, couldn't hand Elaine cards
aud spades and big casino when 1t came
to looks, conduct and general headwork,
than I'd f1frp rny clafa the Ur0pn xvau ~ The
track and quit ma king book.
Nv got q whole lot better place to live
In at the purely nominal rental OF $45 q
month than Raphael ever saw in his life.
minarets or cupolas and things on 1t as
Raphael was accustomed to, but it's q mead
sight healthier for a human being to live
aud flop himself around oomf ortably in.
These good old times ma have been all
a careful summary Of the game I find that
1905, and the very latest date thereof before
going to press, suits me right down to the
soil, and beneath the same. And III bet
a nickel's worth OF gum that any one Of the
live ten minutes under the present regime
than ten years under the frame up that
went when they were Prancing around.
Not many foxier. ones were made than W.
Shakespeare, and ! can just see Bills eyes
sticking out with joy as he hops aboard a
trolley car, picks out a rear seat, lights up a
ten center, spreads out his paper and begins
to enjoy himself. And ! can see the ex-
preston Of rapt Joy or bis map when he
high balls into his system in quick sue
~oession, instead Of a quart Of insipid and
o n-jarring sack.
"1'm satisfied, son. The only kick I've
got coming IL that l wasn't postponed until
ieOOe, by which time there ought { be
plenty Of action for a stack Of white chips
Reason for Boston Mans Liberality.
From the Boston Herald.
In the middle Of the last century q promi-
nent Rosto n Unitarian, was asked 70 aid In