The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1906-10-11

The Quickest Way.-Tommy (dress
ed for evening party Mother. shall
l wash my hands or put on my gloves
Mamma. what is grass widow 2
"A grass-wldow. dear-Is a lady whose
husband plays golf--London By
stander.
Home. Sweet Home
Through fats and apartments
Though we may roam,
Be they ever so charming
They're too dear for home,
You ought not TO work such Iona
hours Surely your boss can get along
without you part OF the time" -sure
be can. But ! don't want him to find
IL out"-cIevsland Leader.
Benners-Those college professors
listened TO lecture three hours long.
Jenners-What OF III Benners-Noth-
ing; only they say "a word to the wise
Is sufficient "-Phlladelphia Telegraph.
Well. Yes.-"we all have our bur-
dens 20 bear" remarked the minister.
Life AZ best is but a series OF trials"
Il don't mind the trials. parson." said
Senator smoofhguy. Its the conYic-
tons that hurt"
The Mine that Goes 10 the Wall
Cokeley-My what lot OF mines are
being exploited now. Jokeley-Yes,
and there's one mine that's bound 10 |
20 TO the wall cokeley-w What's that7 |
Jokeley-Celeimlne
Why do you think all is not right /
between Mr. and Mrs. FlashingtonY -
They are 80 often seen together late
~. II must be that they have some
reason for trying TO drown suspicion"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Tom-Here. You've started your
note to Borroughs -Dr. Sir" Don't
you know that sort OF Authorization is
very sloreniys Dick-No. sir Or"
Is all right In this case. He owes Nv
money.-Philadelphia Press
Red Cows and Black cows.-wagg
SO you've taken 10 farming. sup
pose you've noticed that red cows eat
more than black ones Wigg--No.
didn't How do you account for III
Wagg-There are more Of them
Couldn't Tell. - Teacher-If your
mother bought four baskets OF grapes.
the dealers price being twenty-five
cents per basket. how much money
would they cost herr Tommy Could
nj tell Mas great at bargains
Observation-Disclosures Jerry PEBBLES
was looking over the list OF amended
'peIlings- recommended by the reform
Frs why" he exclaimed Il don't
zee anything strange In them words
That's the way I've allus spelled EN-
Out OF -Teacher-Thomas
Jaw you laugh Just now. What ART
'ou laughing aboutf Tommy was
ust thinking about something. Teach.
You have no business thinking dur
ng school hours Don't let II occur
gain
Mamma thought there was an ap
lie on the sideboard and was going
D give IL 10 you. but II has disappear /.
d Fred-well. you can give me some
hing In the place OF II. mamma. cause
be apple wasn't much good. anyway
sthnnder.
His Rule OF Action---John Henry
lid Mrs Bickers 20 her husband. III
time we returned the Gilkinson's
III" Il have no intention OF return
u IL" said Mr.. Bickers. why mott"
Because / believe In returning good
IT evil"
On the Safe What's that sign
,u're making heref" Fresh eggs
piled the new clerk. Make IL Fresh.
i'd eggs why - er-everybody
lows the eggs were fresh when they
ere laid" Exactly, and that's all
at it's safe for us to say about them
A Coed Flsh-Llne. Too.-~Now, boys,
nat is the axis OF the earthy" THE
is OF the earth" said Johnny. lis
imaginary line which passes from
e pole to another. and on Il the EARTH
golves" Very good. Johnny" said
. teacher. could you hang clothes
that liner yes, sir" "0h. In.
ID i: and what sort OF clothes. may
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