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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-01-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

True love says nothing and swaps
kisses.
swelled head indicates contract
ed heart.
It is easier for most people to be poor
than honest.
A knot will not come united II 1t
would rather knot than not.
Give woman chance to show OF
and she will make good.
Some men make friends and some
others make them tired.
Pride holds few people up and
throws a good many down.
No, Alonzo, a man of grit doesn't
necessarily have sandy complexion.
Many a woman lads a dogs life-by
holding the other end of the string.
Speaking of unnatural mothers
what's the matter with the incubator?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-01-25

A swelled head indicates contract
ed heart.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-01-25

Money saved makes heirs extrava
yant.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-01-25

It is easier for most people to be poor
than honest.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-01-25

A knot will not come united it it
would rather knot than not.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-01-25

Pride holds a few people up and
throws a good many down.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1906-01-25

Some men make friends and some
Others make them tired
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
Tho Sugar Crop.

Stupendous scarcely expresses the
figures of the worlds sugar crop.
The compilation Of annual statistics
is ON and from the records 1t is shown
that in the closing year tn are has
been produced 12,723,OOO tons. Oi
This little more than half was beet
sugar, of which the United States
produced only 265,0OO tons against
the $3.50, 900 tons of the rest of the
world.
There are several surprising things
10 be learned from the analysis of
the crop. The Philippines, of the
danger of whose sugar flooding this
country much has been heard of
late, produced but 10000 tons, less
than one per cent of the worlds
crop and but little more than the
Dtste of Colorado. Germany is
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
Good Investment.

The Colorado Railway Signal Co.
wish to again call your attention to
rhe fact that they have the most
complete and only prscticnl signal
device for the protection of human
life ever designed for the purpose.
That the railroads have no money
invested in any device of this kind
hence would not have to tear out
something already installed in order
to install this. That the cost Of in
stallstion of this will be very small.
That the cost of maintainance is al
most nothing. That the heads OF
some OF the most prominent Western
roads have declared this to be the
first and only practical machine they
have ever seen for the purpose.
Every one knows there are tens Of
thousands of places where such de-
vices are needed. With these facts
before you does it not seem reason.
able that this company will be able
to pay large dividends on a cspitsli.
zation of $4,000. II you are pros.
porous you are apt to be happy,
Make the New Year of 1905 happy
and prosperous by subscription tc
the capital stock in such amount q,
ss you may desire.
The Colo. RY. Sic. Co.
Lamar, Colo.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
Christmas Charity In Politics.
Lamar, Colo.

While taking his Christmas hon.
ing in Brownsville, Tenn, Gov. Folk
has declined to discuss democratic
party politics with an interviewer.
Such a course of action is clearly in
accord with the Christmas spirit 1t
is impossible for any man to discuss
democratic party politics and pro-
mote peace on earth and good will
to man. The governor could not Of
fsnd the republicans, no matter what
he might say. With the country in
its present prosperous condition un-
der their administration and With the
people evidently understanding what
it is that doesn't hunt them, togeth-
er with the democrats hunting as
many caves of Adullam as there are
cracks and assures in their common
ground, republicans are altogether
good humored toward the opposi-
ton. There is nothing Democrat
can say which will not get q laugh
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
vine Can Beat Thsn .

Big figures are those that 20 to
tell of the production of the several
industries Of Colorado in the year
that clipped of the calendar at mid
night. But there is more behind
them than they themselves suggest
in . oursory perusal. The metals
total up ever forty-two millions, the
sugar bssts give over seven, the live
stock interests have sold off more
than fifteen million dollars worth Of
products, the farms and orchards
with the dairies and kindred branch
q something like forty eight, the
coal mines about mine, the steel and
other manufactures all OF seventy
Eve; until over two hundred million
dollars worth of the products of
earth hays been produced by the
state in one year and added to the
wealth of the world or its susten-
ance.
It is big business tho state has
done, viewed from any standpoint,
and the fact must not be overlooked
that in it is the accomplishment of but
100000 people. It is the work of
less than 200, 900 men. Let the out
slider consider this fact along with
the figures Of products and see if he
does not reach the conclusion that it
was the work of 200, 900 pretty good
meni
Gan the world beat the recordS Is
there another spot on earth that can
measure man to man and dollar Of
production with dollar and come
anywhere near itf There is not. II
there is another country that can re-
spond so we'll to the effort of each IN
dividual, can produce as much, man
to man, it has been carefully keep
ing in the background. If there is
another where every mans work
brings 90 large a response of made
dollars it has not been found. We
will back both man and country
against the world.-Ex.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Lamar and Prowers county start
the new year with brilliant prospects
for another successful and prosper
ous season. The railroad building
proposed for the county this year
and the doubling Of the capacity of
the Lamar sugar factory will make
another record breaking year for the
employment Of labor and distribute
several hundred Thousand dollars
in the county. The farmers have
had such q fine run OF water this
fall and winter and the ground in in
such splendid condition that there is
every prospect Of another bumper
crop season.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Whom Perry Belmont first started
his movement for purity in politics
there were some, who on account OF
several shady business dealings and
his stealing another mans wife, had
some misgivings in regard to his
sincerity, but all this is changed
since Angel Archie Stevenson has
been appointed Colorado's member
Of the committee. No other thought
ever entered Stevey's manly bosom
than that political success could only
be obtained through the purest
methods-besides several years ago
the Tramway discharged him as
handler Of its corruption fund.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

O. 8. LAND OFFICE LAMAR, Colo.
Dec. 10, 1905,
Notice is hereby given that the following
~ named settler has fled notice OF his in
tention to make final proof in support of his
claim. and that said proof will be made before
the Register and Receiver at Lamar. Colorado.
A. Cook, II. E. No. 1854, for the s.w. s,w.
y, Sec. 2s; W. Il n. W. y. 8. o. n W. 4. Sec.
t. Il $. r. IS ". 9Th p. m.
He names the following witnesses TO prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land, viz.
Charles Ludlow and F. G. Hastings. Of Lamar,
Colo, Eva DeLee Ferguson and ]. L. Cook. Of
Prowers, Colo.
John A. williams. Register
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

credited with 2,175,O00 tons of beet
sugar, more than third of that OF
all the world and about one-fifth OF
the entire production. Colorado,
with its 92,5O0 tons, has produced
about one third Of the beet sugar Of
the United States.
Important as has the sugar indus
try become in this state, rapid as has
been its growth in the few years that
have elapsed since the erection of the
fist factory, it is worth remembering
that it is but small fraction Of the
worlds sugar farm. The entire ir-
rigated section OF the state if planted
in beets would still be little more
shan q garden patch in the planta-
ton. The splendid record Of the
closing year has not made the least
impression ON the worlds statistics,
being less than one per cent of the
whole. Ten times the acreage Of
the year could be put in beets, there
could be 12O factories running in the
state before the Colorado output
would begin to figure in the worlds
sugar business.
Ten times the present acreage in
sugar beets, ten times the present
number of factories, are both quite
possible. 1t would not be particu-
larly surprising to find this condi-
ton in the state some years hence
1t would make this the richest state
per capita in the Union. 1t is a
business that has proved highly
profitable for all who have part in it.
The farmer, the manufacturer, the
investor in lands and factories, all
are being enriched and there seems
no real cause for fear that the con-
ditions that make this possible will
be changed to any considerable ex-
tent fol- years to come. 1t entails
much labor and gives remunerative
employment to thousands. In near
ness to consuming market the local
fields enjoy an advantage that can
not we'll be overcome by outsiders
as long as no serious disturbance Of
the tariff is permitted.
It is obvious that every acre OF
land under water in the state could
be protitably put into beets as fast
as factories could be built and labor
to tend the crop secured. This
would drive the alfalfa grower, the
wheat and oats men onto the un-
watered tracts. The advance in
farming methods promised through
the study of the Campbell idea is
fast preparing the non-irrigable
areas to take the place of the irri-
gated in growing such crops, leav-
ing the artiticially watered sections
to the beet. This possible progress
sion opens . great future TO the
state rud promises that in . few
years it's agricultural interests will
begin to rate in hundreds of millions
instead of half hundred, as now
Denver Republican.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
LAMAR, Colo, Dec 16, 1905.

UNITED STATES LAND OYFicE,
LAMAR. Colo. Dec 1S. 1905.
Notice is hereby given that the following nam
ed settler has filed notice of his intention to
make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Register
nesday, January 81. 1906, viz: James P.
Wagner H. Z. No, 1880, for the NE Sec.
26, 7. 81, s. R. Al W. 9Th p. m.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land. viz:
Albert j. Peed, George Seifert, E. B. Hobbs
and Paul Idler, all of Lamar, Colorado.
d20j24 JOHN A. WILLIAMS, Register.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. s. Land Office. Lamar. Colo, !

q. 8. Land Office, Lamar. Colo,
Dec. &c, 1905. :
Notice is hereby given that the following nam
IN ed settler has filed notice of her intention
to make final proof in support Of her claim. and
that said proof will be made before the Resis-
day January IS, 1906. viz Ida n. Sed, formerly
Ida NJ. Scott. II, E. No. k0l0: for the SEX sec -,
twp Is. S, rng n w 9Th 7. NJ.
her continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land, viz:
J. X. Doughty, John Hogan, Hubert Apple
gate. Charlie Scott all of Lamar, Colo.
d,0j24 JOHN A. WILLIAMS, Register.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

from us, if be says it in the right
way, and it is hard to see how he
could strike the wrong note, Wheth-
or he denounce us in the infamma-
tory speech of rage, or sdmonish
the country to beware of us in q
deep toned knell of solemnity, the
effect, under existing conditions, is
sure to be the same. We would
have to laugh. Even Gov. Folk,
who has been accused of inability to
see the point of a joke. and whom
nobody has ever suspected of witty
discourse, could hardly have failed
of raising laugh if he had availed
himself of his Brownsville oppor-
tunity and laid on to the republican
party with right good will. The
governor is too good politician not
to see and understand this. It was
not the republicans he had in mind
when he thought of the social obli-
cations of the season. The only in
ference left is that it must have been
the democrats he spared.
The act was one of q generous
magnsnimity we'll befiitting the
Christmas time. No statesman Of
the present day, however expert, can
throw at hazard, or in any direction,
into the thick gloom surrounding
democratic party politics. and not
hear an answering yelp or growl.
Somsthing, or somebody, he will
surely hit. If that gloom could be
cut with q knife, the multitude of
knives now out and in the hands Of
their owners would dispel it, but it
has come to stay, and defies every
effort to move it. A Aissourisn or
Missourians, counting in democratic
chronology, is already at knives
points with John Sharp Williams, who
is by courtesy called leader of the
democrats in the house of the con-
gress. Tho irony in the title has
been shown by Mr.. Hearst of New
York, Mr.. Shsckleford of Missouri,
Mr.. Lamar of Florida and others so
plainly that the fiction of minority
leadership by Mr.. Williams in un-
derstood Is meaning only that more
Of the minority will follow him than
would follow anybody else. The
fact that Mr.. Williams can command
a larger personal following than any
other democrat in the house fixes the
present status of the democratic
party SO clearly that there is not oc-
casion for the throwing Of bricks, for
the breaking of heads and Christ
mas traditions. Besides, although q
Missouri democrat, and the one rep
resenting the district in which the
governor now lives, is in the rsyolt
against the Williams brand of states
manship, the governor doubtless ha.
excellent democratic reasons fol
holding fast to the Christian charity
Of silence this Christmas season.
Globe Democrat.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
WISE REFLECTIONS.

Diplomacy is being awfully sur
prised when you get plum that you
have been scheming very hard for.
A woman always wonders what her
husband has been doing when he gives
her lot of money to buy presents
with.
When an old maid bumps her head
against the door in the dark she never
has to worry over the way people will
wonder II her husband did it.
It's very asgravating the way some
people have of telling girl how they
were going to send her box OF candy
II they had not been called ost OF
town at the critical moment
one Woman's Wisdom.
oreen-T don't see how slyker's
wife manages to get along with him"
Brown-"why mott"
Green-"He's such a slippery chap"
Brown-"oh. she walks over him
reugh-shod."
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

We have received just fourteen
New Years editions Of daily papers
each accompanied with request for
. marked copy of our comments on
the same. They are all poorer than
common, which is saying a good
deal. This notice will have to do for
the fourteen.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

The man who has only flowers in
the garden Of his life does not need
to build a wall about it
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

We hope our subscribers will not
forget that the New Years season is
q good time to pay up their sub
scription and start over again.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

When God hangs his promises OF
the wall of the heart the DEVILS pic
lures have no attraction for the eye
Young Folks.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Those people whom we go to see
and also entertain, yet really care
nothing for-is this society of any
real use or benefit?
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
Lamar, Colo, Dec. 10, 1905.

Lamar, Colo, Dec. 10, 1905.
Christmas and New Year Holiday
rates for the general publis-rates
in Colorado, one fare for round trip.
Other states one fare and a third for
round trip. Dates of sale Colorado,
Dec, %, "a, 25, 80, 81 and Jan. 1.
Tickets may also be sold to Denver
only Dec. 26th. Final return limit
Jan. End. Other states Except Col
orsdo dates; sale Dec. %, %, "a, 20,
80, 81 and Jan. LIST Final return
limit Jan. 4th.
g. J. GARvIN, Agt.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
Yourchi,dren'sEves

should be examined preparatory to their
school work. w. F. Noyes, II. D., Eye,
Ear, Nose and Throat. Office in State
Bank Block.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

We have just received another car
load Of Furniture and have fine asso rt-
ment to select from. Goods are right
and prices are right. Come and see for
yourself. DAVIS d DAvrs.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

That tobacco habit, boys. or the oc-
casional treating" or being treated
is 1t of real use or benefit?
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

The really busy man always hai
more time than the man who onl,
thinks he is busy.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

These fads Of music, or art, or short
dts of study-are they Of any real use
or benefit7
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

That way OF spending money OF
every little tribe that we fancy-is II
Of real use OF benefit?
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

For SALE OR TRApE-A good second
hand, two-seated open buggy. Will sell
cheap or trade for good cow.
r. F. D. No. 2. b. +. COOPER,
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

There is always hope for q man &C
long as he can look At things with
the eyes of a child.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
one woman,s Wisdom.
Different

Different
did you say he was one of the
luminaries of the legal profession? :
mo. didn't say he was iumi-
nary. said he was one OF the light
ana1titieo."
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

$40, 600 just received for farm loans
No delays.
L. WRIT MARKHAM.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

vironment Of every one OF us is tne
| way we get our living. Thats tne
only Objectionable thing about Deo-
bug.
Heredity, home influence. early
training-an put together have not 80
much to do with making us as tne
way we get our living.
II we do not get our living at ALL
but inherit 1t or have an income CIV
en- us by someone else, that makes
very distinct type of man. Each en-
ployment stamps another type.
Individuals may vary within the
type. but no two mechanics Will vary
as much as a mechanic and doctor'
| for instance.
The fact that the vast majority OF
| men receive rewards proportioned 10
their efforts and abilities, and that the
vast majority of women do not, is the
fundamental cause of the intellectual
moral and temperamental differences
in the sexes.
No woman in domestic life gets
what she earns. If her husband OF
father is moneymaker, she mas
money whether she does anything LOT
1t or not. II he can't make money, she
may work like a slave for board and
clothes.
Nothing but the fact that their In
come is affected by the laws OF
finance. economics and government
has ever made men reason about
these things.
Women don't reason about these
things in general, because their whole
relation to the laws that govern civili-
cation is indirect.
Their immediate economic environ
ment is the man who gets living for
them. All the rest is remote.
Put men and women under the same
economic conditions and they reason
in the same way.-Minnie ]. Reynolds
in New York Times.
eUEssEs AT LIFE's PROBLEMS.
To many a man age brings golf in
stead Of wisdom.
Most people don't know what they
think until somebody tells them.
"There Is no place like home" But
NO one would be satisfied with any
body else's.
Men who best understand modern
inventions are doing the most to rem
| edy their defects.
Most Of the people who admire In
CALLS poem wouldn't know Oppor-
tunity II they should see her.
II We only could get along without
| eating, or sleeping, or clothing, what
| lot Of money we would save.
| Sometimes It is wrong to do to 9TH
ers as you would have them do to you.
Every one hasn't the same tastes.
| Sometimes when q man does things
without being told he gets his pay
raised and sometimes he loses his
Job.
Statistics obtained by personal in
Quiry of tramps show that none was
ever to blame for his present condi-
tion.
Many a man has made a fortune
out of an invention that somebody else
thought of, but neglected to see its
possibilities.
The man who makes the most fuss
about having been sold a gold brick
is the man who is most anxious to sell
1t to somebody else.-Chicago Tribune.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

A woman thinks she II q mans su-
perior because he takes on his hat to
her.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

LOST-About two weeks ago pair OF
gold trimmed spectacles. Probably in
west part Of town. Finder will be suit
Mrs Isaac Dewitt.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Better one good friend of nature.
stimulating. congenial. and sympathet
ic, saith the prophet, than a host of
society friends of the wreathed smile,
the nod and beck which conceal the
sneer.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
A BUDGET OF MAxIMs.

Rather than say nothing. men are
content to speak i'll Of themselves.
A proud man can never be a loser;
NO. not even when he renounces his
pride.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

One branch Of knowledge concen-
trated upon amounts to more in the
long run.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

It is much less for a mans homo
to distrust his friends than to be de
ceived by them.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Few people have the wisdom tt
like reproofs that would do then
good better than praises that do then
hurt
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

It is with true love as with ghosts
and apparitions, thing that every
body talks of and scarce anybody hath
seen.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

A nice thing about getting licked is
you know how the other follow would
fesl II it had happened to him.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Statistics obtained by personal in
Quiry of tramps show that none wa,
ever to blame for his present condi
ton.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
THINGS TO ELIMINATE.

That candy-eating habit, girls-doe.
II do you any good
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

People In a Irritation are moderately
safe until they agree with each other
to be good about It
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Many a man has made a fortun,
out of an invention that somebody els,
thought Of, but neglected to see it,
possibilities.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Sometimes when a man does things
without being told he gets his pay
raised and sometimes he loses his
Job.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

The most disinterested love is, after
all. but kind of bargain IN which the
dear love Of our own selves always
proposes to be the gamer some way or
other.-Rochefoucau
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

A girl has q very warm way OF
being cold to q man she likes.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

When y girl weeps she thinks she
gets q light on her lashee that shines
~ . rainbow; what she ssts IL red
Hose.-New York Press.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Sometimes 1t is wrong to do to 9th.
ers as you would have them do to you.
Every one hasn't the same tastes.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

The man who makes the most fuss
about having been sold a gold brick
is the man who is most anxious to sell
1t to somebody else.-Chicago Tribune
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03
SAYS THE BACHELOR GIRL.

The most salient feature in the en-
vironment Of every one Of us is tne
way we get our living. That's tne
only Objectionable thing about oeo-
bug.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Put men and women under the same
economic conditions and they reason
in the same way.-Minnie ]. Reynolds
in New York Times
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

II We only could get along without
eating. or sleeping. or clothing. what
. lot Of money we would save.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Their immediate economic environ
ment is the man who gets living for
them. All the rest is remote.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Women don't reason about these
things in general, because their whole
relation to the laws that govern civili-
cation is indirect.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

"There is no place like home" But
NO one would be satisfied with any
body else's.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

oUEssEs At LIFE's PROBLEMS.
To many a man age brings golf in
stead Of wisdom.
The Lamar register., 1906-01-03

Most of the people who admire In
CALLS poem wouldn't know Oppor-
tunity II they should see her.