Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-08-31
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There are 13O,OOO,OOO Russians and
only one Car. This Is what seems to
make it Observation-Disclosures Press.
The sweet boy graduates are of two
slasses-those who hunt for jobs and
hose who accept positions.-New York
Mail.
Wheat is 10 cents cheaper a bushel
than at this time last year. Bread
should be cheaper, too.-New York
World.
From the way the rubber trust Is
stretching out one can see that its di-
rectors favor an elastic policy.-New
York Herald.
The Russian peasant is taking ad-
vantage of the calm that precedes the
storm to get in his harvest.-Philadel
phia Inquirer.
Dowie has been ousted from Zion
City by the courts. Now is the time for
him to make good" as a 'restorer."-
New York Herald.
The people of this country wanted to
know what they were eating, and, hay
Ing found out, are not quite happy
Philadelphia Ledger.
1t will probably suit the Russian ter
:orlsts as well to scare the cZar to
Heath as to smite him with a bomb
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Now a Boston scientist has discov-
cred seventeen varieties of germs on a
ten-dollar bill. Boil your ten-dollar
bills.--Washington Post.
There is only one bridge that never
goes Town under stress of weather, and
that is being played at summer resorts.
New York Commercial.
Before being shot, General Stoessel
Is to be dismissed from the army. That
means he is to be fired first n shot
Observation-Disclosures Post.
About the easiest job now in sight In
st. Petersburg would be that Of taking
the census of the American residents OF
that city.-New York Tribune.
"Uncharted rock" says the captain
Of the Siro. Four hundred lives is a
high price for such an addition to cart
,graphy.-New York American.
Sir Thomas Upton Is coming for that
cup with two yachts next time. All
.ight-if two yachts can sail faster
than one.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Carnegie Steel Company will
drill a well G,00O feet. What an ex-
cellent hole for President Corey to
crawl into.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Back, back to your pagoda, bat-eyed
Gaekwar of Baroda we'll for you you'd
left our beaches ere you failed to praise
Dur peaches.-New York American.
Pittsburg has a way of keeping ID
the news, what with rich men who
marry actresses and bank cashiers who
!urn defaulters.-New York World.
A university professor claims it Is
possible to live without brains. Has
probably examined the fellow who
rocked the boat.-New York American.
| DR.. Andrew D. White says that MUIR
der trials are farcical. Perhaps he re-
! fers to those conducted In the columns
Of the yellow press.-Philadelphla Led
ger.
Henry w. Herring, cashier OF the
ruined Chicago bank, says he knew
nothing about the looting. Why didn't
be? That's his Observation-Disclosures
Press.
If the proposed method of making
aper from cotton stalks proves a sue
cess the American forests will feel q
little less apprehensive.-New York
World. @.''~ ~ E's.
The ice trust fears a famine because
1t cannot get enough men to handle its
product. Has it tried offering wages as
Quirer.
Heads you lose, tails we win," seems
TO be about the show some Of the Chi
cago banks give their depositors for
their money nowadays.-New York
Commercial.
Maxim Gorky Is making a lot Of noise
not dissimilar to that of a man who
has been booted" off the front stoop
and is trying to stlfe his rage.-Phila-
delphla Press.
1t must be highly diverting to the
Japanese to watch the Russians smash
ing that part Of their armament that
did not get into the late unpleasant
less.-Chicago Post.
BY the way, what has become Of our
Did friend Count Witte? From his con-
Hnued silence we infer that he is Sc
GREETED somewhere among the tall grass.
philadelphia Press.
New York is suffering from a short.
age Of chorus girls. There doesn't seem
to be any relief in sight unless the man
ayers lower the age limit to 42.-Phil-
adelphia North American.
The English Judge who bars sketch
Ing Of scenes in the divorce court sets
a good example. The courts and their
proceedings should not be exploited for
popular amusement.-New York Trib-
une.
Colonel Watterson is curious to
know If the new slang skiddoo is any
improvement on the old slang skedad-
die. It Is. It is shorter and better
adapted to these busy times.-Philadel.
phia Press.
The fire insurance companies need
not expect to hear the last of their
shameless methods in San Francisco
so long as they WEIGH or bubble over
their obligations. They have been gull
tv Of tho most foolish hfSinoss polfc~