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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
WILL THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO?
Phi1adelphia Press.

While the members Of the legislature do not get any
free railroad passes the most of them for the first time
in years will enjoy the free of their thoughts
and votes.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
sUPERFLuoUs
CHICAGO News

u Rogers has the New York supreme court 8 per-
mission to decline to answer tho he has felt all
along that he did not need it.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
SHAKE
Kansas City World.

Kansas City World.
~ W. j. Bryan announces of the discoveries in
his around the world that Japan is the home of
the earthquake. And Bill, he knows earthquake
when he meets one. ~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

Attempted massacre, arson and mob rule at
Springfield, Ohio, makes one feel like sending an
army corps TO China
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

New York physicians have just invented two new
diseases called respectively hyperacusis and dysacuss
They symptomatic of hysteria and due to city
noise and bustle The cure is not given, but
would suggest the wearing Of medicated binders
the <
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

The plan to divert Bassett's creek from it's present
bed and give it fine spring mattress in another part
of town is antagonzed by several old settlers who
claim they would not know how to find their way
down town but for following the Of this noble
river. sS' -%f" :'s' %@@s '"> ''>
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
THAT MILLION DOLLAR GRIN

Baltimore American.
The thing that goes the farthest toward making life
worth while,
That costs the least and does the most is Just pleas
ant smile
The smile that bubbles from heart that loves his
fellowmen
Will drive away the cloud of gloom and coax the sun
again
IS full of worth and goodness, oo with manly kind
ness blent-
It's worth million dollars and doesn't cos. cent
JUST ANOTHER TODAY
Atchison (Kan) Globe
Tomorrow will be another today, but don y b -
hopeless as to admit it.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

Let not the friends Of Justice to the Fiipinos be
discouraged The senate passed the pure food bill
after fifteen years.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

Dr. Minor Morris will hardly file. the apology he's
received from the president in the archives Of his
public triumphs
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
"A GENTLE MELANCHOLY"
Boston Globe.

s& Boston Globe.
Mr.. James j. Hill, president Of the Great Northern
railroad, is somewhat fond Of melancholy observa-
tions.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

I The dry dock is afflicted with loose rivets. This
is not what is troubling ii. II. Rogers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
DON'T TELL YOUR. WIFE
Atchison Globe

.s5sst5s Atchison Globe.
The man who refuses to tell his wife what he
knows on other men is mighty good friend but an
unsatisfactory husband.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

ssBannon lands the nomination. - says the Gin
cinnati Enquirer. This. is not Colonel Bannon 5of
Minneapolis He is not in politics. But he is the
man who landed the Minneapolis record for dollars
at single tussle of Bernhard with the 9 drammer .
Every morning Colonel Bannon handed Bernhard
I4OO ST. bills which had been exposed to shrink
age germs and Bernhardt after counting them
rapidly in French would give the colonel an impress
sive nod of her head which meant tOui oui munseer
90 and bring in more Manager Damon main
tans that the only sign Of age betrayed by Sarah was
the grip with which she squeezed the cash.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

King Edward $ speech to the parliament did
not contain any surprises How would you like to let
Teddy loose on new parliamentq =s@ss 4z
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
AND "A FEW :TIEARsTIANs

Ct Chicago Tribune.
Broadly speaking, the democratic party now con-
ssts Of Bryan democrats Cleveland democrats Colonel
~ atteTs6n and Tom Patterson.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
CAN SMOKE IN THE BEST ROOM NOW.
Washington Star.

President Roosevelt now emerge from the
comparative obscurity which customarily surrounds
the brides father.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

The Sultan Of Morocco does not care who, fights
about him if they do their fighting elsewhere.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

Within five years Japan will own all the RAILROADS
in the empire. But then all the railroads in the en-
pire could be included in the side trackage Of the
Great Northern. j.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

Senator Foraker objects to the principle involved
in the Hepburn bill. Senator Foraker's customary
attitude toward principles is OF objection
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

We might bring China to her milk by supplying
her with good bunch of packing house sausage.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
WINNIPEG PAPERS PLEASE COPY.
(Boston Globe.

An open door in China is all right, but this country
gets along better at this Of the year without
the door open up in Manitoba. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
DoN.T ASK TRouBLEsoME QUESTIONS

I'll Charleston News and Courier
But will Senator Lodge kindly tell us why, If gov
ernnenra control makes for higher rates. the railroad
magnates opposed to itf
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

A trolley car at St: Louis was stuck all night in
snow drift. Ny heavens, what climate! y
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
HE WILL COME AGAIN

Chicago News:
These who know Mr. Rockefeller best insist that it
in impossible "a lose him. 81. U.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
II she could hear d singing bird
On Fehr,1aTv Tyuanstv-fliId ~,

The late Governor Pingree had theory that only
desirable acts were Unconstitutional. Watch the
rate billE&s 1s 1851 /: s%&. s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

General sGrosyenort was consistent to the end He
predicted his defeat for denomination.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

Linevitch and Kuropatkin have both gotten back to
St having had trouble creeping under
the depot railing. as 81. IS
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

Georgia and Mississippi particularly happy that
it broke out in Springfield Ohio. It shows that a
particularly unjust form Of brutality is not sectional
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
His Honor (7) the Mayor Of Chicago.

HE mayor OF Chicago is q remarkable person
age. Summoned before the grand jury he
went down armed with law books to prove, that he
had the right to issue permits to- sinkhole dances
to sell liquor after clock in the morning. Even
had his right been admitted there was claim set
up that he was compelled to issue them. He seems
to have preferred the course Of demoralizing the
community and defending it to stopping the infamy
by exercise of his discretion The grand jury did
not present any authorities to combat those Of
the mayor, but they did notify him that if he did
not stop the dance-han 'infamy they would indict
him. This argument seems to have deeply affected
the mayor The dances have been stopped. ~: ~ TX:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

The weather is cool and breezy r
And the walking is far from nice,
But we stand it without complaining
For the iceman cuts the ice.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
Ownership of a River.

QUITS between sovereign states always present in
~ terestlng questions, and the action brought by
Kansas against Colorado in the supreme court Of
the United States will be notable The state Of Kan
complains about the theft Of the Arkansas river,
which in times past drained and irrigated the arid
Of western Kansas Kansas claims that the
Colorado irrigators, who get the first chance at the
water it comes from the melting Of the mountain
SHOWS appropriating the whole river. Except at
the time Of the spring food nothing reaches The
Kansas state line. There is not enough river for
all, and the development Of irrigation in Colorado,
bringing riches to farmers Of that state, has brought
ruin to long-established farmers of Kansas. The
Arkansas runs for $50 miles thru Kansas, and that
strip Of territory cultivated successfully.
Now farming is a game Of chance with the cards
stacked against the farmer. Only in exceptional
seasons may he hope for water enough to the
CROP
Cases of this kind on small scale have often
been in the courts. The principle has been estab-
hshed that stream is property interest," and that
the man whose land it traverses can recover dam
ages il it is used or diverted by higher up.
The Kansas Colorado is, more complex. The
Arkansas river has not been diverted or used by
single Each ditch has taken only small por-
ton Of the flow. The Colorado farmers have right
to some Of the river, and who shall say how much?
They certainly have no right to take it all, and
Kansas has a just grievance but the settlement of
such controversy would tax the Judicial acumen
Of Haroun Al Raschid or the wisdom Of Solomon
Twenty union men, structural iron workers. are
attempting to prevent the construction Of building
in Kansas City because the work is being done by
non-union labor in the employ Of the Des Moines
Iron and Bridge company. Archbishop Ireland once
said that the right to work as sacred as the
right to strike It may be sacred but it is more
dangerous
Georgia and Mississippi particularly happy that
it broke out in Springfield, Ohio It shows that a
particularly unjust form Of brutality is not sectional
Senator Foraker objects to the principle involved
IN the Hepburn BILL Senator Foraker's customary
attitude toward principles is of objection.
King Edward s speech to the new parliament did
not contain surprises How would you like to let
Teddy loose on new parliamentq =ss. rs.
Linevitch and Kuropatkn have both gotten back to
St Petersburg having had trouble in creeping under
/. the depot railing. .ss
The innocence of Pat Grove is the kind that comes
to all Of us when the evidence has become somewhat
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04

The innocenee of Pat Grove is the kind that comes
to all Of us when the evidence has become somewhat
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
JOKE ON THE .CELEsTIA1,s
61hicae.o News.

$500 54ss#s.E Chicago News. s:ssx
Is Sc must have BEEN; humorist who induced the
Chinese royal commission go to the capitol yester
day g to see congress work. ~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-04
Libeling Minnesota.

DoC BIxBY, the ''s.poet, lariat" Of the Platte,
throws this stab at us. What he asks, would
n Minnesota think s.ta5l #s
New-York tribune., 1906-11-26
PROFANITY IN .cONNECT1cUT

In a recent letter to The Hartford Times a man
who claims have visited most places in the South
declares that profanity IS the Crowning disgrace Of
the present generation of Connecticut people. The
writer SAYS he has been absent from the state for
many years and has been deeply impressed by what
not believe that profanity nearly prevalent
years ago IT is W.
The writer says ne hears profanity in
days stay in Hartford than he heard in
whole month while living in the South; that swear
ing in the presence Of ladies is painfully common
in Hartford, and in the rest of the state for that
matter, and that there is practically place Of
the terrible prevalence of the vice. the writer ap
peals to the press Of the state to make an effort
10 ring change on this evidently growing and
senseIess evil Commenting the writer's pro-
test, The Times says: Every protest Of this
kind against the habit, which is most dscredttable
the American people. is useful. because II is the
toleration of profanity and obscenity of speech by
ly responsible for the increase in the evil Unless
something is done 10 put a stop this awful pros
ttUton of our language which is now going on
all the country. shall present obtain the
reputation of being the most foul mouthed nation
earth
II profanity is st he present time more prevalent
than il a decade two ago In this state II
change II is scarcely probable hat it has been
due either in whole or in part. to any Causative
change in religion Nor is it possible to lay the
blame for the condition at the feet OF the public
school mistress, where the blame Is laid in most
cases OF public degeneraCy- We would hazard the
guess that the Increase in Connecticut profanity is
due to the large number Of foreigners present in
the state from German and SlaVonic provinces
where profanity has always been VIGOROUSLY preva-
lent.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-26
WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY.

N''i9s ca al uys & Na 81 C9n5s saf Far. & Vest s sE b NJ for
Meeting Of National Society Ohio Women, Hotel Asor
Meeting Of The Armstrong Association house Of william
Meeting q the New York Visiting Committee tha
Brooklyh i'TS' p m A'a >S''o''''' No III willow
Annual Ieoaa saas R.yoslo5 st f 5R:f sa5 Soc Sons " the
ANNUAL meeting Of the City Club, Ne so West 44th ST.
Review gt Squadron A. armory Madison avenue s4h
Dinner FOR Macdonough Craven Unlon Club. I p n
P5ss6p Sg5s d s S % o RS9fss9[ @ WsF n % o50s
Union, p m
Address BY Dr. Booker 7 washington on The Education
OF the Negro Solution Of the Question be
fore the New York UnveTsaiist Club St Denis Hotel
Meeting York County Medlco-Pharuaaceuical
League. No 21O East 104th st, 9;15 p
Mass Faad si' csa 3aes faSc R fFo M Of American z'ni''
Free lectures & q the Board Of Educatoa p m De Witt
nnlon Elsh school 5sth and 59th streets and Tenth
svsn4e Professor L9us Aqggste L9seaux "A & Wal1.
dopE TaToqgn sT55erand gIusgated) II7i PqoS
9G6o School i4 So oa 8 rs East s7h street Sidney
EeroeIt 3ox agstFala the Land OF the S9uI4eIa I
2sh street Dr. George F Greene The Development
Of New York CITY, illustrated; Public sohoo! As
way, 3'The Heart Of the Rocky Mountains dius-
nue. Miss Emma R sfeinsT g. Aissks @ Iiasiratsd sur
P9 Res6sfS sG9 = - Jpo2 goon na ana dgatrste Pubic
seHo s s tf III SspesT p5 e2a zsgh aTsqs 49I Pb
School 135, First and 51s street John Martin
chester ana IIver1ooi' tiIusraeD Publo school I5s
Avenue A nth and 7sth streets; simeon B Dunn,
241 East 1leth street Aze Huh F4sh. - Leaf from
seh3oi is Lewis East Houston ana East sa streets
(iiIustratep Educational Alliance East Broadway and
] sn F5e ]PaTs. sSi G1s s. 4 eozs G a aoth sres
8svis .I7s9H is2sIFormatlon Of Prncpies Of Par
ties; the first Of course OF three lectures on
Iustrated); Morris High school. 166th street
ton Road. F. J. G. Moran. The Austrian TyTOr Gl-
lustraIed)
New-York tribune., 1906-11-26
PERIL FOR ST. PETERS.
Why the anarchists Are Bent Upon
the Destruction of the BasilaCa.

IL Is TO De regretted that so much horror shoulu
nave been manifested by the press throughout 'ne
world over the explosion of an anarchist BONN III
Ihe baslHca or st. Peters ar Rome last weeK-ah
outrage whlcn has probably created a far more
profound impression than any other anarchist at
tack upon life and property I'm recent years For IL
VIII encourage the foes of society to devote
Eenceforth greater amount of their attention 70
ot feters and 20 the Vatican than heretofore.
Ihelr deeds ofviole1ce are prompted. not so much
by hatred of the parsonage against whom they
are directed as by desire TO excite widespread
terror and horror, and also by an insane craving
ior notoriety. Empress Elizabeth OF Austria, for
instance, was murdered at Geneva by a man 20
"hom she had never done any harm and who.
when he arrived az Geneva did not even know her
ny sight. The anarchists admit that she blame
less IN every respect and that their sole purpose
IL causing her assassination was to create alarm
and horror, well dread OF the anarchist cult.
The anarchists have now by the CONSERVATION ex-
pressed over the explosion of a bomb in St. Peters,
at Rome last week. acquired the conviction that
the destruction OF that world famed cathedral! by
means OF their high explosives will create an even
greater sensation than the murder Of a
arch. When the latter vanishes from the scene
through violence or natural death another at
takes his place and he is soon observation-disclosures
indeed. a mere item in the extraordinarily long
list OF crowned heads and royal personages who
have been laid low by assassins King Humbert,
for instance has only been dead for six years yet
II seems quarter of a century ago or more since
he was killed by the bullet of the Paterson Red
anc to-day there are few being questioned.
who could tell right off the of his murderer.
The anarchists realize this Trey also now. espe-
ciaIy since last week appreciate the fact that the
ruffar who destroys the Basilica of st. Peters
would secure everlasting and conspicuous place in
the temple Of infany. and that his name would be
handed down through the history of centuries long
after those of mere regcides have passed into OBJ
lvion For a king Is quickly replaced, and his loss
can never he truthfully described as irreparabIe.
But st. Peters, the greatest church in Chrsten-
dom took hundreds of years 10 build and has
played notable role in the annals of the world,
has figured continuously in its history. that its
destruction by the anarchists would be a disaster
altogether beyond repair-one which would be re-
garded catastrophe not merely by the 10000. 600
who look upon the basca the headquarters of
their creed, but also by people Of every other de-
nomination. who consider it of the grandest
! monuments of the Old World
New-York tribune., 1906-11-26
uR AKED MAY ACCEPT CALL.
Desires To Become an Amerioan-Will
Decide After He Returns Home.

TIE Rsv Dr. Charles r. Aked, pastor Of the
Pembroke Baptist Church. Liverpool, who has
sssz preaching a. the Fifth Avenue Baptist
ChEFch, told his ceRgre regation Yesterday that ne
ad received the opportunity 10 accomplish the de-
srs st his life TO become an American citizen he
said that he would return te his charge IN Eng
kni and there decide whether he would accept the
New York call or continue IN his present pastorate.
q an ar q loss o know which is the overpower-
tg iesire-to remain with those friends Of my life
Fhh whom I have iabored in our great work or
at realization of nv fO1dest desires. to be with
Fou, % be In America. an American" Re SAID.
s-aI return my country within few days- ana
r rhe auiet sne rest Of Hv own home l can read
nv Find and decide what shall be nay course
n his sermon Dr.. Aked criticised Herbert Spen-
's and othsrs. because. he said, they called God
HkaogE ana urku0wa BE" John D. Rockefeller,
IS soa and William Rockefeller attended this
Dr. Aked was formally introduced yesterday 70
n members Of John .. Rockefeller. Jr.'s Bible
SIS He said
Tes very much impressed Hy your leaders re-
nsTss on the subject Of Friendship two weeks
sse thought that the sentiments he expressed
N-e VeF% fine. I wish that they could be printed
tst as ne said them. for I would Ike 70 take them
Helae with 70 England
New-York tribune., 1906-11-26

,s, rssnesssf Increased ef-
skilled labor. II Ia thls N1oesi- e@N
<.ve.oped system Of tech''ieSi e"H0A
se converted Germany into the most
~ 0s ,,6,.t-1al and commercial rival OF
pr ana England. There are as many
pc L 900 of these technical schools Oh
6 considerable percentage OF the
q Cse g, 4,s elementary schools are re-
- n ave. nractical method Of special ecu
sse No.. whole system. like that OF S"i'z-
d 4. trimming young workers N go
CIR, sna Improving the c0hu''io' %
psss .,+o1 when the empire was
Is rS. chiefly remarkable loF IT'S 9Aoa
So and Greenhouses. II is no" d ie".
'-...i centre IN the rlches' asi Ga
of Germany. TO the meat t"O'Oi '70
p~--re-es gre added sugar reflnerleS' Hoii
.su-ne machine manufactures paper
.,,.n mills dyehouses. glove leaiher anu
~ ss,.o-tes and potteries. industries nave
p..-t.a sr6 the population mas rapldIy IN
- "a fge eco. and the town Is ehC'Icieo
-, .,u-shtng schools BTuhsWlch mas oeeA
- "a e. rske I'D the same series OF socla1 aues'-
e. mich other prosperous German cities
,sen solving more or less satisfactorily
.,,z,nr Of workers is perhaps, the most
Ss ,,e sns thousands of artisans dwell
Ef ,.ys seen built by improvement companies
W 49, iet or sold on the instalment plan.
- go system Of insurance operates here as
-. a. Germany 70 stimulate thrift and TO
60, ,superism by making provision for
&c accident and permanent disability
w. .r,nlv1ng moderate pensions for old age.
.s-fcsJ education IN Industrial and CONNER
.'.-.,ools Increases, at low cost of tuition, the
--,,s cepacity Of workers by developing their
-, vs, there are the unemployed, even with
: .s.ss safeguards and advantages, and there
-. ss.cuit problem Of dealing with them
- .--,lv and sympathetically. so as TO set
. rrorls and 70 release them from depend
,on moor rates and private charity.
- euployment agencies and labor col
s,d with businesslike administration Of
.-,.o,ses as places Of correction for vagrants,
.rs ard shtftless idlers, a social question
So With difficulty in England has been at
-. ,srtialIy solved. These and many other
--,siants for promoting the social welfare of
.ss-s w4thout diminishing either their power
= .,i4iative or their self-respect have been
...tAa here as in other rapidly growing towns
:, crelnh succession TO the duchy, the old
..ss and the new architecture are of slight
-ro-tancs IN comparison with this social work
,...s IN returning TO London after a rapid
:. mast interesting survey of these practical
.,a s-iginal reform measures. take with ME a
r-o.r cenviction that at present both America
.-s England have more 10 learn from Germany
iran from each other. l. n. r.