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WALL PAPER CLEANED
HOUSE MOVING

WOLF HOUSE MOVING co, DOES
all kinds OF houso-movtng. 1855
Glenn ST. Both phones. p, j, Wolf
Manager az9l
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z 10 RENT FOR JULY AND
sro saddle horses at reason
=, Address l31 Sth East
~ a149
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN lodge No, CEyery
Thursday evening, K. OF P, hall
FRATERNAL UNION OF AMERICA
Evergreen lodge No. l5l meets md ard
4th Mondays at I. o. o. r. temple o.
Cbalker. secretary. box 20.
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FOR SALE-MlSCELLANE0US

SPLENDID DRIVING MARE AND
rubber tire phaeton; cheap. Griffin.
Central block aS92
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WANTED-HELP

SOLICITORS. MALE OR FEMALE.
To-Day; SOS per month. 459 f. End So
a6S0
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& ToMBsToNEs

Sc.RIOADS TO SELECT
y xscKanxie, 623 80. State: ~
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FINELY FURN. RMS. STR MOD,
with or without housekeeping. "a II:
Brigham. ASA
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MASSAGE

IN YoU ARE SICK on WELL, TAKE
trestme ment by German masseur 2lo p;
a. Co both 'phopes y1679
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GIRL TO DO HOUsEwoRK: SMALL
family, 469 f, and So. aS27
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IN Cash BUTTS

New E,room modern home
On best part OF 9th East Balance can
b paid n small monthly installrnsst;;
Large attic With room TO nnieb two
more rooms. Basement under the en-
Tire house. pantry. closets IN each room,
and shade trees. Price 5000 Faces
cast on sth East, between eth and 10Th
South. ,
WILSON SHERMAN co,
Sc ". End go Tel. sa2
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s25o0 Cash
Buys a 1-roorn 2-story trerss resGsrcA
on R st., near Brigham: the lot 83xlS3
feet. h-rod alley IN south, barn and
barn lot.
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WANTED AT ONCE. GOOD PLAIN
COOK. IS st Ind. phone 2447, Bell
GSos-h' a906
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.onENTERS FOR ULNTAH
an Nv wagon Address Uln-
me office.
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FOR RENT

MODERN 4-ROOM COTTAGE CLOSE
IN no children. 122 w. 4th So. ASST
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MEN TO LEARN BARBER TRADE
In eight weeks; wages paid every
night; positions guaranteed; cat. free.
Moler System of Colleges. 81 z. lst
So. st. a662
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A. Richter. 10 West lst South s.
Phones 6+1.
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.Dcp CLEAN ROOMS FOR
housekeeping. at 227 West 1st So.
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BRIGHT BOY, IT OR Is YEARS
old. Inquire Alta club. before IL
o'clock Monday morning
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. .ScAVENGERS

Ia rSTSvEEGER CO.. OFFICE $50
{. Ind. 9s4s: Bell 261o-K. 1882
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LOST

tHARD FOR INFORMATION
rs 70 the return of two yellow
hntail pigeons, two white
= acc one white, not banded, fam
sona, taken from loft at No. los
~ West street. Forward infor-
20 this paper. VIII not prose-
t'fds are returned. ASA
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TWO AND THREE ROOMS EN-
suite. nicely furnished for housekeep-
ing. 164 K. End South aSls
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VERY DESIRABLE COOL MOD.
housekeeping rooms. BIO q. 5rd So.
Tel, 2577-Z. as43
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'WANTED-AGENTS

|0NEY; GOOD OPPORTUNITY.
|Dpoly bldg. Salt Lake; 90 Lew
0Eden. a429
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PIPE-60,O00 FEET
BAY BUGGY TIRES

PUT ON. AUTO TIRES VULCAN
ICED at Osborne's, % z attn SO. Ind.
'nhone 1875, HIzO
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HOUSTON REAL ESTATE INV. CO..
real estate and loan brokers. 2sl
Main, altV
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NICELY FURNISHED CLEAN FIVE
room cottage. with conveniencos ana
shady yard. IO2 T.. Fourth South,
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sEVEN-RM. BRICK; BATH. ELEC-
Trio lights; close In; easy walking dis
vance: rent s26. Brice. phone &S7. or
ltlt-X. ... x202S
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|ANIED-SITUATIONS

1UEC LADY TO DO HOUSE
during July and August. Ad-
j %. lat West. ae02
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kGgERs FOR CITY OR COUN-
~ beginners do well, experienced
} nneh better. honest effort well
q Address Manufacturers
1ox 20. Salt Lake. Utah. TsSs
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FIVE ROOMS FURNISHED, ON fTH,
near G.. Ind phone 1889. aSsi

THREE ROOMS COMPLETELY
furnished for housekeeping. with
bath, phone etc. els So. Main. aS95
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CHEAPEST RATES ON FURNl-
ture, pianos, ETC., without removal
Room s, over Utah National Bank
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PAINTER AND PAPERHANGER
A. CoLLIS PAINTER, rAPER-HANG-
er and kalsominor. 2N Baltimore avei
pau ZONE soso- K wAs
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WHERE TO STOP

LINCOLN HOUSE, PAUL HDIN.
$50 and 6eo. 2lS1
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ENCRAvERS AND DESIGNERS

HALF-TOHEs ALL
cuts. De BouEek Engraving Co. gselS
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For RENT-FURNISHEO

NICE HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS At
the Richelieu. 3o6A E. End so. ylSse
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CLhIRV0YANTS
HAT FACTORY

Utah HAT FACTORY, REMOVED
to 81 Eagle Block annex Bell phone
| ,asI-y y22l6
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Ell KALAH TEMPLE. A. A o. N. n. 8.
Third Wednesday OF each month. Ma
sonic hall at Q o. m All mobiles sojourn-
Ing invited J. NJ. Marriott. potentate:
W T, Rarnes recorder
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LIST YOUR PROPERTY WITH US
for Quick Gales. We have the buyers
Anderson Real Estate Investment Co..
Ball phone &I4, Rooms 3o0-So1 New
Herald Building. t1sS9
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AK YOUR FRIENDS WHERE TO
borrow money on real estate. we
will treat you as we have treated
them. Fourteen ysars experience
with only one foreclosure 10 our record.
Russell L. TRACY, II 2. let South.
w1313
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PRiVkTE HOME FOR CoNFINE-
mont cases Mrs LiBHie Gsisler, 3Ss
west src North; Bell phone Silk
p10s5
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WOMAN FOR GENERAL HOUSE,
work: small family; good wages; no
washing or ironing. No. 3t6 Ath East
st. a605
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$500.
No. s3s West 3rd South ct, 4-roona
modern, porcelain bath. lot 5Sx1so feet
20 alley.
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$4,000
On and South, facing southeast and
east. on q corner, 6-roon modern asst
residence; iron fence all around. Co
ment sidewalk and sewer paid for.
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WOMAN TO ASSIST IN GENERAL
housework: good home for the right
party. $50 E. 9Th So. h2o3
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JOHN STEWART, AssATER AND
chemist ~ e. So. Temple 81" salt
Lake city, Utah. a6l0
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RMS. MOD, BIRD EAST AND BRIG
nam; $4,000 per mo. Inquire SO6 So.
State. a445
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PERT BooKKEBPER AND
Fapher: highest references. Ad-
I w. Tribune. a4S7
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$1,000 TO $4,000, ONE TO FIVE
years, farm or city property, James
K Shaw & Co., over 1s5 30. Main ut.
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A FIRST CLASS MERCANTILE BUS
mess on the best corner In q thriv-
ing and growing town OF about 800 In
habitants. For particulars address r.,
P. o. box A. Garland, Box Elder coun-
". Utah, x264S
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HAY, COAL AND GRAIN

HARVEY q CO., Ito W. s. TEMPLE.
Bell phone 1924: Ind. 1214-
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SEVEN ACRES OF LUCERNE. AP-
ply to 3S2 East First South.

FINE MOD. FLAT, BATH. PANTRY.
large reception hall. porches. etc.
close In. I'll East 3rd South ct y666
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SUITE OF OR 4 LARGE, WELL
Ighted oflce-rooms, with nreproof
vault suitable for law firm or mining
company. Apply at room No. Mackin-
tosh building. corner West Temple ana
2nd South sta y2oo
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. AND PEARL HANDLE
~: full name. Mrs, g. il,
knd address on handle: left cd
car Friday. Return 10 Salli-
ehd receive reward. aSi0
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i; o. o. F. TEMPLE DIRECTORY:
subordinate lodges meet as follows
Salt Lake lodge No. 4 Friday.
Enterprise lodge No. IL. wednesday
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FURNISHED ROOMS FOR HOUSE
keeping. ground floor. 2l6 w. eth
South. a3t0
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sTOREROOMs, 2l3 STATE STREET.
near Second South: 8 storeroons. cor
ner second South and Second East
NeW' good location. Apply 6. >.
Holmes. knutsford hotel. ySl
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$1,000 At PER CENT; $4,000 AT
per cont. Homer 81 Robertson, bain
and 1st SO. (Deseret Bank Bldg) tltoe
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LIST PROPERTY FOR SALE OR
rent with Capital Real Estate Invst.
Co., II w. 2nd So. Ind. phone 68. the49
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KNIGHTS OF THE MACCABEEs-Sals
I. o. o. f. hall. Visiting knights Invited
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11

presently she bore down upon him. the
Light Of virtuous indignation firing her
eye.
I perceive that We are still headed
Northeast, Size said as she approached.
i must insist that you turn about i'm
mediately."
She was almost sorry that she would
nor have this Tactable young nan for
& son-in-law. but her JOY was short
lived for when the sun set in the east
il was plain 10 be seen that the com
pass card had been tempered with and
there was an explosion that proved
more diyer,ing TO the rest Of the party
than to H0wie or the Lorraines.
Il ended il the yachts nose being
swung around. and. with a pocket
compass. Mrs. Lorraine verified the
course. The rest were sorry that tie
trip was 70 be abandoned: bur. full Of
the JOY Of victory. Mrs. Lorraine con
sidered no one but herself.
It was barely light the next morning
when the sound Z pistol. shots were
heard on the deck. and the party rush
ed up the companionway. Up forward
the crew had gathered and stood. sui
len faced. regarding the owner and his
captain 81 the appearance Of the
party HOWE left the sailing master
and came toward them.
It's all right lie explained. There
was q muti,y, and l am afraid that the
men have possession q tie boat They
have promised not 70 Interfere with
our e7mfor-. and they VIII land Us AT
one Of the Bahama group. with enough
provisions 10 enable Us 10 reach Mas
sau They viii give Us the laEnch.7
For moment Mrs Lorraine eyed
the crew and seemed On tie point Of
going forward 10 them. but TO their
great relief she elected u have hys-
terics instead ana caused q diversion
that occupied the entire party Until IT,.
stu civil steward announced breakfast
The situation seemed more pleasant
sitter breakfast Apart from the fact
that every man IN the crew carried a
revolver, ostentati0usly displayed. they
went about their work same as
usual No detail Of service was lack
Ing. and Jimmy Trovers declared a
mutjny de luxe TO be a positively novel
and pleasant experience
Mrs. Lorraine offered the men rapid
| ly increasing sums 10 put the party
ashore al Palm Beach. but the crew de-
clined to approach within reach Of the
authorities. and even the good lady's
threat TO have the southern Atlantic
squadron ordered il their purs the
| moment theF reached a cable station
did not move them.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11
Real Estate Transfers.

William \. J Pomeroy and
wife to C. ". Wright, real estate
in county, $1,000.
David Steiner 10 Sarah f.
Longuecker. real estate in Johns
vile District. =. 500.
Susan c. Frazier 10 Emma c.
Werthe mr., real estate in Fred
elick. SO
Dennis \ Shook and wife TO
Virgie A. Shook. real estate in
county. 81 .0Oe.
John jacob Shank aud wife
and the Real Estate aud Improve
meut Company, of Baltimore.
Md. 20 John Francis Smith. real
estate il Brunswick, 81. 500.
John Fraucis Smith TO James
Gibbons. Roman Catholic Arch
bishop of Baltimore City, real
estate 10 Brunswick. :. &c
William F. Wilders and wife 10
Emma X. Sweeney. real estate in
county. 500.
Lewis VI. Nixdorff aud vile to
Adam Linton, real estate in
county, $500.
Adam Linton and wife to CbaS
T. X. Young et al. real estate in
county, > and premises.
Mary A. Wilkins ct al. to J.
Henry Baker, real estate near
Blue r dye Summit, s. and prem
i>eS
George d. Gaver and wife to
George Leaiherman. right OF way,
s9j.
John Ephraim Tyler Butler TO
Oscar ". Waltz, real estate in
county. Sl25.
Alice Y. Pratt to George I.
Cubitt, real estate in county,
$500.
Ebenezer Pare to John Il May
hugh. real estate in county. 5000.
Patrick I. L. johnson TO Mary
NJ. Johnson and others, real es
tate in Crbana District, s.. sc.
Edward Hartman and wife 10
F. Eugene Selby, real estate in
county, 500.
Emory c. Castle. executor. to
John W. O. Ahalt, ) acres,
rood and 10 perches of land,
500
John ". Abalt and wife to
Emory c. Castle, ) acres. l rood
and 10 perches of land. $3.50
John L. Michael and wife to
Christiana S. Wachter. real es-
tate in city. 1925.
John L. Michael and wife to
Charles Wm. Collier, real estate
in city, S125.
George A. Dean aud wife TO
Jacob Stoll DERRICK, real estate
in city, Sill, $50.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11
HoW Se IS
MxSfsnY
BY JED STRONG


HOWE glanced after Marcia with re
greet Here was a splendid cruise spoil
Cd almost at the outset. Just because
he had ridiculed her matinee hero she
had stamped her foot anCrily and had
declared that she wanted 10 be set
ashore at the hrst opportunity. and
Marcia was always a. good as her
word
While lie was SJill gazing al the com
Tanioaway down which her slender fg-
IRE had vanished Mrs. Lorraine came
PAINTING W the stairway.
Mr. HOWE. Size said majeStically.
10y daughter informs me that she has
l.ael grossly in>ulted. l must ask that
you put the yacht about al once and
land us II the nearest port
HOWE made the mistake OF trying 10
argue 4 merely said that Rowland
Montague was a stick" be began. and
then Marcia grew angry and gave me
back my ring and said she wanted 10
% home"
! consider Mr.. Montague q most alb
mj-able actor" announced the lady
who cared nothing for Montague. but
who dearly loved battle 1t was
lot polite OF you 10 attack the judg-
ment Of your guests. Perhaps had il
been q horse We should have had 70
abide your judgment but Of the finer
airs you know nothing. and I am glad
that my daughter has discovered her
error in time 10 avoid an alliance with
q man Of such poor taste. Please put
about al once
HOWE groaned. OF old he knew
Mrs. Lorraine as an antagonist worthy
Of ones steel She would persist in up
holding Marcia in her bad temper. II
they ever reached port with Marcia in
this humor be could never hope TO re-
store the engagement. In spite of her
temper. or possibly because Of il.
HOWE loved Marcia. and he was deter
mined that at all hazards the yacht
would not touch the landing al Palm
Beach until a truce had been effected.
He was still poudering the matter
when half an hour later Mrs. Lor-
raine's por1ly form reappeared upon
the deck. Instead of coming toward
him she went 10 the wheelhouse and
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11
Orphans Court.

Will of Christian Renner. de
ceased, filed for probate.
First and final account of Mary
j. Eaton, execuirix of Robert
D. Eaton, deceased, stated by
F. c. Remsburg, agent, aud pass
ed by the court.
First and final account of AL
bion c. Tollinger and Joseph
". Gayer, administrators of
George D. Tollinger, deceased,
stated and distribution made.
Inventories of stocks. real es.
tate, personal property. debts
due and current money filed By
Samuel j. Gittinger, executor of
John E. Gittinger. deceased.
Letters of administration grant.
ed TO George Snouffer on the es-
tate of Ohio I. Snouffer and
notice to creditors and inven
tories of debts due and current
money filed: bond $4,000
Will Of Christian Renner. pro
bated and letters testamentarv
granted TO John a. Renner and
Harry Z SnoOk, executors. with
notice TO creditors. ETC.; bond
$50. 900.
Inventory OF current money
filed by Julius Loo ner, executor
of Nicholas Loebner, deceased.
Inventory of personal property
filed by Julius Lochner. executor
of Nicholas Lochuer, deceased.
Inventory OF personal property
filed by the executors of Re
becca Kline. deceased.
Courts order granted to Samuel
J. Gittinger, executor Of John
L. Gittinger. deceased. to sell
personal property and real estate.
Letters of administration grant
ed to Emmeline Jennings. admin
istratrix of James w. jennings.
deceased, with notice to creditors.
etc; bond. $4,000.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11
Saves Two From Death.

"Our little daughter had an al
most fatal attack of whooping
cough and bronchitis" writes
Mrs. W. *. Haviland, of AImonk,
y. Y, "but, when all other rene
dies failed, we saved her life with
Dr. Kings New Discovery. Our
niece, who had Consumption in
advanced stage, also used this
wonderful medicine and today she
is perfectly we'll" Desperate
throat and lung diseases yield TO
DR.. Kings New Discovery as TO
no other medicine on earth. In
fallible for Coughs and Colds.
SOC. and Sl.00 bottles guaranteed
by A. L. Pearre. Trial bottles
free.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11

fairs OF the family. We read
that the Athenisas were famous
for their greed OF gossip. yet even
they had their limit. The dead
were as $ red TO them "a their
gods. In our day all personal
matters ar dissected. The re-
porlers ply into the corners Of
the sick room aud ia the most
iudeiicate manner expose with
revolving miuuteneSs the differ
ent phases OF disease. Even the
last words OF the dying are bla-
zoned In the headlines OF tue
newspapers. They ievel III all
sorts OF sensational reports. The
more sensational the reports he
more compensation they receive
from the publishers Slurs on
women are looked upon as choice
morsels, TO be cbewed by the
public, thus paudering TO the
vulgar tastes of those who have
mothers, wives aud sisters 10
whom they are iude bted for every
spark of responsibility that they
possess. Here nearly every man
and woman gets his or her dose
of current slaug. The. demand
for newspapers i SO great that a
host of cheap writer's enter the
field of journalism and the wors
feature IN the case i that II is
the bad English aud II I {
good that We fiud in ia - pa ers.
In this, as in other calliugS.
skilled Orkmen are scarce and
they call for high wages. There
are papers nducted By men
who's aim is 10 elevate aud not
to degrade the profession. Yet
the papers that find the most
favor III the eyes of the re ding
public of today are we'll spiced
with slang. Those containing the
fullest account of the prize fight
aud horse race are the most pop
ular. To use a modern phrase
The articles must be breezy"
Finally the newspaper echoes our
10 est selves in Its methods, its
manners and its English. In
Japan newspapers are suppressed
for publishing scandalous ar
ticles on the p ivste life of indi,
viduals. Yet we are trying to
Christianize Japan.
While this criticism upon our
own ling may seem severe. yet
We believe our readers Will you b
for its trutbfulness. However.
the evil referred to exists most in
our large metropolitan dailies,
while the weekly papers. with few
ex options, are free from these
evils and elevate and better the
firesides that they visit.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11
A Patent Lawys,

A lawyer who makes
patent business. no rDarto. specls9
his Office is located. was e. ilE \
farther west in a casa 'a' D,
mortgage on a farm. Tbe , n..e
hearing was before an IA g's :
Justice Of the peace. who G.5 ,a''i
regard for the ways Of mo- cav !. o
city. At some point IN ~ ~
magistrate put in a few ron,. yas
the visiting lawyer c9llida5
The discussion grew warm W. s,a
the magistrate, forgetting H. S-a !, 4
and his position. became narsa - y
who are you anyway:s l y !,
out. nc al
We'll" replied the lawre- =,
attorney" Il
"P'raps you are. but 7 no-,-
one talk like you do. VIA, i.
one are your
I'm a patent attorney"
The magistrate rubbed hi, !,
thought. ~
well, all I've got to say is,,
slowly, that when the natan, !.
I don't believe you can ever o..
newed again" -
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-05-11
Hang or Marry.

In the feudal days of Scotland, when
noblemen thought it no disgrace to
steal their ueishbors' cattle. z baron
protected his vassals from the aristo-
cratic cattle litter by hanging outright
those taken red handed without wait.
Ing for the slow process of the law.
When Sir William Scott was a young
border laird he made one night a foray
on Sir Gideon Murray's lands. While
driving of a herd of cattle he was
caught and, being brought before Sir
Gideon, ordered TO be hanged. Hang
.ng q cattle thief was such an every
day affair that Sir Gideon went about
his ordinary business. But his wife.
hearing that handsome youth Of a
good family was TO be executed. sought
her husband and Indignantly exclaim-
ed:
"Hoot. Gideon. what do hear? You
tax the life Of the winsome young
Laird Of Harden wi three i'll faured
lasses in the house O. yer ain to
marry
"Ye're recht, Maggie. my dear" re-
piled the baron. grasping the situation.
''wullie shall tax our muckle mould
Meg. or else he'll stretch for it,
Tie helpless prisoner consented and,
much 10 his fathers surprise, returned
home with bride from the neighbor's
house b had ridden ont TO harry.