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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
The Human Body's Tireless Organs

Anc hu"oh Douy'b AHcAcsb orBunbs
Man has within him stationary en-
gine called his heart, which, with its
veins and arteries, constitutes per-
feet system Of hydraulics, compared
with which mans best work is clumsy,
intricate and wasteful. The lungs are
a working bellows, the most perfect
method Of sanitary ventilation. The
stomach is a working vat Of marvellous
perfection. The brain Is wondrous
condenser, and the skin is great
working evaporator with reserve auto
matte appliances. ready for extra work
in moments Of need. All these are in
action at all times, day and night, tire
less, unceaslng, self winding and re-
pairing, for seventy years or more.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
Human Blood Marks.

A tale of horror was told by marks
of human blood in the home of ]. w.
Williams, well known merchant of
Bac, Ky. He writes: Twenty years
ago l had severe hemorrhages of the
lungs, and was near death when 1 be-
gan taking DR.. Kings New Discovery.
1t completely cured me and have re-
mained well ever since" 1t cures
hemorrhages, chronic coughs. settled
colds and bronchitis, and is the only
known cure for weak lungs. Every
bottle guaranteed by Tallman & Co.,
and the Pendleton Drug Co., drug
gists. soc and s1.00. Trial bottle
free.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06

If you ever bought box of Witch
Hazel Salve that failed to give salts
faction the chances are it did not
have the name "E. c. Dewitt & Co..
printed on the wrapper and pressed
In the box. The original Dewitt's
Witch Hazel Salte never fails to give
satisfaction for burns, sores, boils,
tetter, cracked hands. etc. For blind.
bleeding, itching and protruding piles
1t affords almost immediate relief. 1t
stops the pain. Sold by Tallman &
Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
She Worka st Home.

HIcks-I understand Mrs. Bias has
learned how to keep her husband at
home. Wicks-Nonsense! Bias is out
with "the boys" nearly every night
Hicks-You misunderstood me. mean
the work she does at home keeps him.
She's dressmaker, you know.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06

What good does 1t do to eat IL your
stomach fails to digest the food
None. It does you harm-causes
belching, sour stomach, flatulence
etc. When the stomach fails, little
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure after each
meal will digest what you eat and
makes the stomach sweet. Tallman
e. Co
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
Unavailing Pursuit..

"Don't be so sweeping in your judg-
ments. There's that prominent man I
mentioned just now. who am sure
has always pursued an upright life"
That may be, but he's never caught
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06

This Is to notify the public that we
have sold our lumber business in Pen
dleton. Parties indebted to our firm
will kindly call and settle immedi-
ately.
GRAY'S HARBOR LUMBER CO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
Harcaatic.

First Medical Man-My practice has
doubled since I came to this town.
Second Medical Man-Oh, 50 you have
got another patient?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
Rent-Suite

For Rent-Suite unfurnished
housekeeping rooms in East Oregon
Ian building. Hot and cold water and
both on same floor. Inquire this Of
flee.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06

The absent are like children-helpless
to defend themselves Rssds.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
An Leading Grocers.

Sell cleveland's Baking Powder.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06
SCROFULA nsta2TSs5s an aMsSs

While tits true that Scrofula ma
it is usually inherited. Parents who
have a consumptive tendency, or fam
to transmit it to their children in
brittle bones, poor digestion, weak
eyes, Catarrh, emaciated bodies and
general weak constitutions are the
principal ways in which the dis
ease is manifested. The blood has
been diseased from birth, and being in
this condition cannot properly nour-
ish the body and Scrofula is the re-
suit. A hereditary disease like this
can only be reached, by constitu-
tional remedy and nothing equals
S. S. S. as cure for it. 1t cleanses ;
drives out all scrofulous and tubercul
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-04-06

Daily East oresonian by carrier.
only Is cents q week.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

dieH a couple of months ago of apo
pieNy, superinduced, according to some
reports, by one Of the aforesaid
scenes) learned of his sons infatua-
ton for the actress. They became
cyclonic when the young man told him
he intended To marry her. The old
man cursed him for an ungrateful.
undutiful, good-for-nothing, dissipated
rak and expressed his deep regret
ia. ne could not longer exercise the
pr' ogative Of his meddIesome ances-
tors and consign his son to q dungeon
cell until his passion had cooled. He
devOutedly hoped that, if ever the
marriage took place. the Kaiser would
make things hot for his degenerate on
spring. as the laws of Germany would
permit And the Kaiser is lik ely to
do it.
should he marry. as he now says
he will, without the Kaiser's consent
he will have to get the nuptial knot
tied abroad Instead of being allowed
to resign from the army. he will be
expelled from it in disgrace. and prob
ably exiled from Germany by imperial
decree. The Emperor might also con-
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4 Baron at 1925 Per.

To make the matter worse he was
placed under military arrest because
he had failed t. attend the army man
euvers which were held while he
was on his honeymoon. The baron
complained TO his wife and she set
Uad upon him an income of $3.50 a
fortnight, enabling the baron 10 live
in his accustomed style
Imagine having 10 keep up a baron
iaI position OF S6.25 a week!
NoNt-heariLg that his concert hall
bride was about 10 marry Prince Joa-
chin of Prussia, Baron Won Lieben-
burg went to the British consulate in
Vienna and made an affidavit as tn
his marriage with Marie and the
terms of The arrangement Through
this affidavit the facts have come To
light and Europe is enjoying the best
joke Of the season. with Kaiser VIII
helm and Prince Joachim as Joint
laughing stocks.
There seems TO be some doubt as 10
the legality Of the marriage OF Marie
SulZer and Baron Won Liebenburg. and
a consequent question as to the neces-
siJy OF her securing a divorce. There
is no evidence that she has taken any
steps to secure one.
After the publication of the baron's
tale of woe, official denial was made
of Prince Joachim's intending to mar
~ the lady. But both Prince Joachim
and his Marie disappeared. And the
last word from the prince was that
he would marry the actress whether
the Kaiser liked 1t or not.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

Theater. For his father the late
Prince Albert. who died a few months
ago, was a man of the most Puritani-
cal ideas. the strictness of whose
LutheraniSm led him TO hold theaters
in such abhorrence that although as
Regent of Bruins wick he was COMPEL
ed to su1sidiZe the Court Theater
there. he never crossed its threshold
unless forced 20 do so in his capacity
as host at some gala performance
given in honor of a royal or imperial
guest. That his favorite son should
contract a marriage with a woman
who had achieved on the stage what
ever fame she possessed was source
Of sorrow to him, and, while he was
too fond of the young fellow to de-
cree his disinhcritance in the event of
his wedding the actress, he endeavored
to discourage the match by stipulating
that in case of the union taking place,
JOachim's beqpest should be cut down
TO $4.000.O00 in lieu of the S 600 Oo0
which he would otherwise have re
ceived.
II is said that there were many
stormy scenes when the old man (who
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
Daughter Of a Porter.

she is the daughter Of a house por-
ter. Her old father. whose wages
have never exceeded a couple Of dol
lars a week. stiu pursues that humble
calling. He lives iu couple Of rooms
which are granted him rent free, In the
cellar Of the building Of fats Of which
he has charge. IN similar dwelling
six feet below the level OF the street.
whose tiny winCows admitted little
sunlight TO the mean chambers. Marie
was born. Before she became self
supporting. her mother used 10 add 10
the scanty family income by going out
as =. = 1sberwoman and she does II
s,.H occasionally. but she is no longer
able 10 do il steadily as in the days
Wnen Marie was young.
AS a child MaTie's only playground
was the street, and her playmates
children Of the siun1s She received
the minimum education tn the State
schools required by German law. ana
when still in her teens became ballet
dancer in u fifth-Tate music hall In
Berlin. She remained a ballet dancer
for many years. and lived the usual
life OF one OF those fiighty, scant-
skirted young women. AS years went
pv. she advanced so FAR as 10 be able
10 play minor roles I'm light comedies
in cheap theaters- In this capacity
she attracted the attention Of several
cavaliers, who spent money freely
upon her"
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
Men OF Strong PASSIONS.

Men OF strong passions, they have
seldom permitted considerations Of
rank or policy 10 weigh in the balance
where their hearts were concerned.
and a very large contingent Oh the
Frussian aTistOCracy represented at
the court OF Berlin is composed OF
mobiles. who. with roy al blood III their
veins, may be described as left-laud-
ed connections OF the Kaiser. Some OF
them are the descendants OI unions
between the 'Anointed OF the Lord
and either the nobility or the bOur-
geOisle. which have been unblessed BY
the church.
But the vast majority can point with
pride TO the fact that their escutcheoE
mas no bar sinister, ana that the mes
alliance OF their torcDeaTs was sane
TONED by Jne sacrament OF marriage
even II the royal bridegroom gave Jne
lert instead oL The rlgut haAd 10 hls
..ousort al The altar.
AUFgauatic marriage is al very well.
when circumstances make IL neces-
s4ry. BuL IOT divorce they nave uo
,.se al All IEey belong 10 tie Lutb-
eran Church. which is almost as
strongly opposed TO divorce as The
Roman CAuOlic. and n the eyes OF
lae imperial and royal relations of
Erince Joachim. the principal objcc-
tion TO his proposed bride lay In Tie
fa.t that she was a divorce
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
Continued from Fifth Page)

and all. IF you are wise you will keep
II in mind. Don't add murder TO your
list Of crimes. The penalty is the gal
lows. Keep your neck out o. the
noose-thars my advice
stow your advice.' cried seanlon.
with a sudden savage outburst- Do
vou think thus to divert US from our
purpose2''
mot at all" cried Boyd sharply.
L have been citing only a perfectly
reasonable case. II does not appear
IN pIease YOU, yet follow II one step
further. Suppose the launch 10 have
been tracked across the river by the
n-ison boat; suppose that officers
aboard her shadowed US TO the rail-
vyav by means OF bits Of paper drop
ned by me in the woods through
which we fed. Would not the rest
have been easy? Even now halt
OF the local police might sur
round YOU. prepared To batter down
vour doors. fIark-hark just one mo-
n,sntl DO YOU hear a lad whistling in
the street? Might not the lad be my
own-and the whistle a signal to me
that all is ready? Let US see-let US
see"'
Only a man possessed Of Boyd.s n
resistibly magnetic qualities could
have checked his excited hearers up
To that crucial moment. Nearly ali
were upon their feet. some glaring az
frightedly toward the windows and
door. some staring wildly at Scanion
for instructions. while many, with
.yeapous drawn, still hung fire over as
sailing this man. who. single-handed
among them. too obviously had out
lined the crafty work by which he now
had them cornered.
Before a move could be made. how.
ever. Boyd thrust his fingers between
his Ups. and gave vent to whistle
a. loud and shriii that II seemed To
pierce the very walls
II was answered almost instantly by
a crash like that OF thunder. With
hinge timber the door had been dashed
from its hinges. over the threshold
and into the room. with Jimmie Cole
man foremost. half hundred police
men and detectives quickly poured IN
a wav decidedly too business-like to
have been wisely resisted.
only one pistol shot was heard. AS
the door fell. ScanIon leveled his re-
volver- and. with a snarl OF fury. sent
one shot I'm the direction OF Felix Boyd
Before the trigger was pressed now
ever. Paul Wykoff had sprung across
the low platform and beaten up the'
madmans arm.
YOU fool" he Kissed, seizing Scan
Ions wrist. Were done for-out take
his advice. Keep clear or the hoosc'
There are other days coming!
The scene that followed requires no
description. such scenes and Ike raids
are enacted almost daily. Within
quarter hour every man or Scanlon's
gang was in irons, Boyd himself took
charge or ScNllon. bent upon making
dead sure OF him this time.
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Has HIS Good Points.

But. despite his dissipaled habits.
the prince is man Of many accom-
pIishments and possessed Of talents
far above the average. He Is good
musician and an adept al producing
light meiodiOus ballet music and n1-
morous songs. His operattas da
been produced In Vienna, DTeslen,
Hamburg, Munich. Brunswick. ana
other German and Austrian towns.
with considerable success, Last year
he supplied the libretto and music for
a pantomine entitled The Apple Of
Paris which was vel received ln
Berlin. He has also dabIied IN poetry
and & volume Of his vrrs,s was pub
lished a couple OF years ago. He is a.
artist, too, OF no mean order. MS rev
pictures being eagerly sought by the
fashlonab BILE collectors Of Berlin Three
years ago several papers in Eng and
and Germany announced his engage
ment to Princess Alice OF Albany. But
the formal betrothal never took place,
and the ngagement-WhIcn was ceE-
tainIy in the air-did not mature, praa-
ably because investigations showed Ire
was hardly the sort OF man likely I'd
make a satisfactory husband t9s an
English princess with quite bourgeois
notions, according 10 conuneH Il
standards OF the value of domestic ElI-
tues.
Certain IL is that since tie prince
became enamored OF his sprlghuy
soubrette he has sobered down COM
slderably and no longer leads tne rl5l-
Gus life OF a royal high roller. The
unequal match may make a better
man Of him after all
Should the Kaiser be ultimately won
over and give his sanction TO the mar
rage the prince would have 10 re-
nounce all his rights and privileges as
a member Of the royal family. lie
would have 20 leave the army and
would be excluded from court funr-
tions In fact, he would become prac-
tically an ex-prince possessed OF no
more authority or dignity than those
European monarchs who have lost
their tobs-
But whatever happens 10 JoacllU
the fact remains that Marie wins
Either she becomes the Princess
Joachim. OF she remains the Baroness
Won Leibenburg And If she remains
q mere baroness. and has 70 continue
on the stage I'm order 70 support her
baron in the luxury 70 which ne mas
been accustomed. she al least, IS te-
day the best advertised actress IN Ger
many, and as such ought 70 be able 70
name her own price.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
The Case of the Convict Code

Upon reaching the street with him.
however. he found that the two patrol
wagons waiting there We're already
crowded. Coleman happened to observe
the situation. and at once approached.
Take him away in yonder hack.
Felix" he cried. IT'S the one I came
down here in. I'll see you later Al
headquarters."
Boyd nodded. and turned to the pO-
lice sergeant who had Scanlon by tile
arm.
"Detach one OF those bracelets. ser
geant and hitch him 10 me, he said.
Il Will take no chances with him in a
hack and you'd better go along with
US"
The officer readily complied. and
with Scanlon's wrist manacled TO his
own. and the sergeant occupying tie
opposite seat. Boyd presently drove
away with his prisoner.
Before they had covered two blocks,
however. despite all Of Boyd's precau-
tions. Satan once more served his
own. In a strange and unexpected
way. An alarm Of fire was sounding
over the city. and IN rounding a cor
ner the rapidly driven carriage cOIlided
with a chemical engine tearing through
the cross street.
The sudedn crash. the rending of
woodwork. the quick overthrow Of We
hicles and horses-all was over in the
fraction OF q second.
When Felix Boyd regained conscious
ness. ne found himself on a cot in the
Bellevue Hospital. with two fractured
ribs and a damaged head and with
Jimmie Coleman seated beside him.
The central office man smiled fond
ly upon seeing Boyd open his eyes.
Better not talk much Yet. Felix"
said he. rather h"s!sily.
Good heavens" muttered Boyd.
What's happened?"
"A serious accident. dear fellow"
said Coleman gently. The police
sergeant was killed outright You'll
come out OF IL all right, however, and,
We landed all but one OF Scanlon's
gang. and all OF the stolen bonds"
All but oner' echoed Boyd, raising
himself a little. You don't mean.
Jimmie. that the-the Big Finger
escaped!'
IN mutesy eloquent response. Cole.
man held up one-half OF q nair NJ
Droken handouts, and Felix Bovd faIf
BACK with a heartsick groan.
God above. Jimmiei Is IL ooss{l1IaS >
killed it!'' ''o'
(Next week-"The Cssa of H.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

Of having a title to match against
Prince Joachim's when they married
planned TO secure one ia her own
iEimitable way. Accordingly she ar
ranged with Baron Liebenburg, an i'm
pecuuious Austrian noble, for q mar
rI1ge OF convenience which would give
the actress her title and yet relieve
her u her unnecessary husband in
time To carry out her marriage agree
ment with Prince Joachim.
Marie offered Liebenberg 5000 10
marry Ter with the agreement that
lC was then 10 commit an act Of in
fidelity which would allow her 10 get
"a divorce. The wedding accordingly
took place in London on September g.
The parties separated Immediately aft
erward. When il came to settling with
the baron Marie showed herself a
shrewd finanCier and instead OF pay
ing him the 5000 agreed upon, through
her agents. offered 500 and the baron
accepted II was a good bargain.
Marie getting her title at quarter
price.
But Baron Liebenburg did not fare
so we'll When he returned to Vienna
he found that he had lost two business
positions from which he derived an
income OF s. a week, because he had
oversJayed his leave Of absence on
the trip TO England.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
Is She Really AttractlEel

AS for the actress who is costing her
royal fiance a cool four million dollars
and bids fair to cost him all that the
future apparently held for him In the
way of position and possible prefer
ment. there seems a great difference Of
opinion as 10 whether or not she IS
really attractive enough to explain the
princes infatuation one cOrrespon-
dent writes: In spite of what has
been stated in the telegraphic dis
patches. she is a very beautiful blonde
woman. with a superb figure and a
merry wit being few months the
junior of her future husband. that is
10 say, in her thirtieth year. OF
course, like most other footlight IA
vorites, she has been the heroine Of
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

many a romance. Her admirers have
been legion. One or two men have
even blown their brains out for her
sake"
Another writes: Seldom has there
been a match which better yerifies the
old adage about the blindness of love.
She Is verging On forty and nearly ten
years older than her royal fiance. She
is very tail and her charms are Of that
ample type which are supposed 10 ap-
peal most strongly to certain benight-
ed heathens of darkest Africa Her
photographs fiattcr her. She has never
been numbered among stage beauties
As an actress few would concede
10 her even second rank. In any other
country than Germany she would long
since have been considered impossible
as d soubrette. She generally appears
in French plays OF the character that
are aHathema to the stern novelist.
But though they are hidden from the
casual observer. she must certainly be
possessed of unusual powers Of fasci-
nation, for many men have been smit-
ten with her and have lavished money
upon her.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
4 Black Sheep.

As for the prince he has been re-
garded as rather the black sheep OF
his family. He is the second son or
the late regent Of Brunswick. who was
an autocrat Of the old-fashioned type
and brought up his three boys IN an
atmosphere of harsh discipline and re-
pelIent piety.f That is the sort OF
training which usually drives young
men TO opposite extremes. In spite OF
II his eldest and youngest sons have
turned out well. But Joachim, as soon
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

as he arrived at the age when he could
no longer be kept in leading strings
went in for a course Of wild oats. lie
took to drinking. card playing, and me
various forms OF dissipation most af-
fected by the giided youth Of c0ntiusn-
tai capitals. lie Joined the clubs where
the young blOods Of the arisJocracy
gamble for high stakes. He patrOuized
the night restaurants and cafes ire
quented by fashionable d-mi-moudss.
He has been mixed In inumcTaDle scan
dals. He openly dehed public opinion
Hypocracy, at least, was never one u
his vices. When he. visits gambling
houses, or other SHADY resorts, Il las
always been his custom 10 drive up JO
the door Of the place In royal equip
age adorned with the eagles of me
house of Hohenzollern, and driven ~
a coachman wearing the royal livery.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
Sacrifice for Love.

The projected maria ge has at
rracted more ihan usual attention be
cause Of the fact that the young prince
was sacrificlng more than half OF his
large fortune in order To marry the
LADY who was until year and a half
age one of the most popular and
fascinating actresses of the Royal
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

hscate his property. But foreseeing
this contingency the prince has taken
steps 10 place as much as possible of
his possessions beyond the reach OF his
Imperial cousin by transferring his val
uables 10 the vaults of a London safe
deposit English and French securities.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
A SURE FACT.

Lord Baltimore-Don't you think wa.U
nave plenty OF public improvements
without eniarging our fire t1o7e-tr,5T+
just now? t'--' '-l-'7iiN
Public Prudence-sure; Wen have
them to burn. 'i"'O
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

bly, in future, Princess
Joachim of Prussia, ought
10 be an American and poker play
eT. She has put up a blum In the
course of her love affair with Prince
Joachim Albrecht Won Preussen. which
has set the court circles of Germany
by the ears. and played her game SO
that whatever happened she was
bound 10 come out ahead
1t has been about as lively @ story
as has regaled the court circles at
Berlin for some time past, Sensational
developments have come thick and
fast. and Vienna and Berlin are unit
ing in d chorus TO demand What
ueNtT''
There was no particular astonish-
ugnI in court circles when Prince
Joachim of Prussia announced that he
was going 10 wed the divorced Ba-
r0uess Lubeu burg" People wondered
rather maliciOusIy how the Kaiser
would like il. 1t was not that she was
an actress. so much as tnat she was
a dlvOTcee. that would stick in the
kalser's crop. For, proud as the Ho-
uenzollerns are of their illustriOus
ancestry. and of their position as one
OF Jhe most powerful dynasJies Of the
old World, there is EU reIsnlng tami-
ly in Europe that has furnished SO
many Instances Of matrimonial alA-
auces dictated by the heart rather
than by the head. M5rsauaic mar
Iages abound in their annals.
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
Was She Married or Not!

Now ii appears that the Baroness
Iiebenberg has not divorced the baron.
and there Is some question as 10
whether she ever legally married him.
From recent devesopments il appears
that the concert han queef, desirous
The Washington times., 1906-11-11
OUTWARD SIGNS

That girls family must have had
rise in the world"
Yes. you can tell that by her get
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

(Next week-"The Case of the
Tanned Glove.H)
The Washington times., 1906-11-11

ARIE Sulzer. forPerly OF
the Royal Theater. at
Berlin, now Baroness
Lubenburg, and possi-
bly in future. Princess
Joachim of Prussia. ought