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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
The Happiest Man.

Mobile Herald. {. The happiest man In the world today is the man who to the fullest extent of his power is giving himself, body, mind, soul, to the cause of humanity, to mother, father, wife, children, neigh bors, everybody; who thinks of self last, if at all, and who finds his hap piness in the happiness he Is able to make for those around him.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Cnne GroMers, ConventIon.

We want to impress upon our people the importance of attending -the Cane Growers' Convention in Mobile on Feb Tuarv 2. and 9. There Is no better nIace in the country for the growing of sugar cane than in Baldwin county
 rsceived at this convention we can make sugar cane one of our biggest money crops, and as soon as sufficient acreage is assured, capital stands ready to come in and build sugar mills to take care of the crop.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Matterson CondOIed.

Huntsville Tribune.
 Watterson is weeping because there is a decadence of great men from Ken lucky. Well Henri is the only one we recall who rises head and shoulders above the rest and we presume that with his intellectual attitude he can well scan the absence of other tall in- tellectuality. But whose fault is It? Are the mothers of Kentucky to blame?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Frank Tennille Furniture Go.
 Successor to B. Wolff. Montgomery, Ala.
Mort1oqe Sale.

Notice is hereby given that thA under signed, Mrs o. B. strinRfeliow. under ana by virtue of the power of sale contained in the mortgage made to her ths 24th day If August, 1904. by Matte R. Heard. and l.
 NJ Heard her husband. recorded in Book 1s3 of Mortgages, page 21s in .he office of the Judge of Prooate of Montgomery Coun- ty, Alabama. will Cffer for sale St public auction at Court Square Fountain ln the city of Montgomery, Alabama, on Weducgday the 7th day of February. 1906, at twelve o'clock, noon. to the highest bidder for cash. the fol- lowing described cal estate lying and being situate in the city end county of Mrntgom- cry and State of Alabama. namely lot mum Der twenty-five (25i of Block number two (2), J. NJ. Garrett's subdivision of Block number two CD of the villa of Rurtonville, a suburb of the CitY of Montgomery. Alaba- ma, as appears of record in the Probate of flee of said county, in Plat Book. D. 63 and flied August 15, 1928: said lot fronting fifty (5O) feet FinloY Avenue and running back along the property line of H. M Ashe two hundred and eleven b-l0 (21l j-1Ol feet to an alley way; there along said way fifty (50) feet to lot number twenty-four (-A If said subdivision. thence along the line of said lot twepty-four CAD two hundred and nine 4-10 (209 4-10) feet to Finley Avenue the point of beginling; be- ing the same property conveyed to said Mat tie R. Heard by p R. Holt and others corded in Book SS of Deeds page l50 in ths office of said PronHtv Judge. Sale being for default in the conditions of said mort MRS O. B. sTRINGFELI.ow.
 tu-4t MortgaRee.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

Come on. Mistah Wintah Wes prepared fo' you. You's dofn' lots ob bIowfn'- We don't kere what yo' do. Oars hoe cake in de oven Bacon in de pan Yo' caint faze me, Mistah Wintah, Is de hustlin' culled man. Come on Mistah Wintah-- Wid yo' ice an s W You'se whlstlin' hty sassy Mararny's $ made de coffee It's smellin' powerful grar Yves purty well contente . Tse a hustlin' culled man.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
HIount PIenaed.

Southern Democrat,
 The action of the State Democratic Executive Committee in ordering late primary is generally approved by the Democratic voters of this county.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
FreiCI,t RetluctIon.

HuhtsVlIIe Mercury.
 Montgomery has enjoyed voluntary freight reduction. The railroads of Alabama are working in the interest of the state and would be glad to do not only the fair but the liberal thing and would do 1t, would avdlI them selves of every opportunity so 10 do, if this eternal nagging and abuse would discontinue. Now watch B. Conner jump on and say T dld It with my little hatchet." while in fact he knew not one thing of It.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

Pettus, that if they are candidates, he will not oppose them, but only Dc candidate for the succession.
 Mir. Knox is a native of Talladcga and 1t is but natural that our people should admire his ability and wish to see him honored He is practically one will poll more votes in TalIaiega county than Hon. John B. Knox.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Good For Vaughan.

Selma JOurnaL
 Manager Vaughan, of the Birmlng- ham Southern League team, has an- nounced that he will sign no players for this year who ever drink to ex- cess This is good move and will be appreciated by all lovers of the na- tional game who ever have an oppor- tunity to see the Birmingham team play ball,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Rare Chance.
Andalusia News.

ps
 When we did get a chance to vote for United States senators we got it all in a bunch. As we understand it., we can vote for four senators at one shot. Every fellow ought to get some of his choice at that rate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

A man in Durham N c. bought some whiskey on the sly and was sentenced to q term of thirty days hard labor be cause he refused to disclose the name of the man from whom he bought it. The Charlotte Observer thinks such a man ifs entitled to more respect than he who buys whiskey from blind tiger and then reports it."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
An EarI- PrImary in NIacon.

IuSKtBee NbWS, Macon's primary election will take place March 10. so that our farmers may get to work without the hinder ing influences of the local candidates, Then, again the State and senatorial candidates can have full sway.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Esteelned Everywhere.

Birmingham News.
 General Wheeler did not belong to those who are not without honor save in their own country, He was es- teem no less at home than abroad. He was universally respected and loved regardless of locality, political or re- ligiouS creed.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Country Roads First.

SIocomb NeWS,
 In our opinion the consideration of
 the betterment of our public roads would be more beneficial to the masses of the people than will so much agita-
 tion of railroad and freight interests.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

The shakesperian expression. Hoist with his own petard" seems to have had a foreeful illustration in the libel suit of Deuel and others against Col Hers Weekly and its editor. To quote some poetry the suit was Like gun. which, aimed at duck or
 blower,
 Recoils and kicks the owner over or words to that effect,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

That Chicago woman who is suing for divorce because her husband threw a hot potato at her Is exactly right. Husbands should wait till the potatoes get ccId before pelting their wives with them
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

cold wave in the City of Mexico, in the streets looks like a black eye for the Sunny South. Whats the mat ter with the weather?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Sidewalk Pencilings
Prorosed Juvenile Refnrmatnrr.

T think that the work proposed at the mass meeting for a Juvenile re- formatory for the entire South may be a good one all right" said prominent citizen, but l don't see where Alabama Is peculiarly interested. If some of our citizens who are interested in-this work would consider for a second that we have. the foundation for a fine institu- tipn of the identical sort right here in Alabama and would give as liberally to that institution as they would probably give to the other, Alabama will have a reform school second to none in the country.
 'It's the same old story of a prophet not without honor save in his own country. Here in Alabama we have a school that Is really doing and will continue to do in a larger measure a great work. The proposed institution is as yet but on paper. It is Georgian and for Georgia and will be located in Georgia. That can be depended on |. Do you think if such an institution was proposed by an Alabamian for Mont gomery, one nickel would be subscribed by an Atlanta person? Well, hardly. Let's look after our own affanrs."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

Fl s. Noble, Circulation Manager of the MontEomeFy Advertiser. being duly sworn' says:
 The foregoing statement of The Adver- tiser's circulation for the month of Decem- her. 1905, is true and correct and compiled after ali returns from news boys, news aEents and left-oyer copies have been de- Hrrfed E. S. NOBLE.
 Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 14th day of January, 1906.
 Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Kuox for Senator.
Talladega

Talladega ReporLef. ,.. .T. -
 Hon John B KneT sSd he2d 9n6iy,o6 9t taS ts| s6 Ia,,noss pt i,ie tn tbat he will be a caldtdate for the Cnited States Senate. In his snnounoenent he says, in denersnce to our prsent representatives Morgan ann
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

The New York Press, q Republican paper, speaks of the Senator Burton mileage matter as Larceny by the L. $. Senate" Pretty hard verdict, that.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

"AIgeciras differs very materially from Columbus. Ga,," The Enquirer Sun informs us. How does it size up with Atlanta?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

A substitute for tobacco has been found, we are told. but that Is nothing usw. Substitutes for tobacco and whis- kay are numerous but none of them reach the spot.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

While all this ''injuncting' business is going on in Atlanta we presume the lawyers are making hay.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
TIE HIGH WATER MARKS.

The last month of 1905 was the banner aonth in The Advertisers circulation. aew high-water mark was estapiiahee should be remembered that The AaRsFuset sirculation statements are compiled atte1 the returns from ali sources have been oe- 7ucted and the figures sIyen represent oniy he net paid-for output. Here are tue De- sember tisures:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

"Where are you going my pretty
 uaid?' Nowhere at present, sir" she said; Then she worked and she tugged at the
 big machine: My auto has run out of gasoliner
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
A SAN FRANCISCO PHYSICIAN
Uses Herplclde Successfully in Treat
 fDa SycOais of the Beard

ing SycOsis of the Beard.
 He says: q recently treated a case of sycosis (similar to 'barber's itchD of the lower lip, with Newbro's Herpieide. There was an extensive loss of beard with inflammation extending we'll down on the chin. The result of the. appli- cation of Herpeclde was most gratify- ing. The loss of beard ceased and a new growth of hair Is now taking place over the once inhamed area.
 (Signed) Melville F. o'Neill, M. D..
 "S45 Howard St. san Francisco, Call
 Herpicide kills tho dandruff germ, and permits the hair to grow abund- antly.
 Sold hy leading druggists. Send 10c in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co.. Detroit. Mich. E. c. Fowler. sps- eial ARAnt tu-wed thu -HAt.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
As He Saw 1t.

The Heiress: If refuse you I sup pose you will kill yourself?
 The Poet: Well. ifN do 1t won't be the first time a man ever killed himself over losing a large sum of money.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30

The Society Leader: l suppose MT. Muse. you poets live in garret and are constantly annoyed by rats?
 The Poet: Oh, no man-we live In regular houses the same as people at the theaters there are rats that bother us just as much.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
What State Papers
 Are Saying
Up to Atlanta.

DtFNdIU ttVCUEU.
 Birmingham had the biggest fog in the. world Thursday night. Atlanta will have bigger one next week
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
The Nerve nf Them.

Saint Peter: Who comes here? r Insurance Agent I just want to write you out policy in our company.
 s. P: Go below.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
His View.

First Lady: The baby has its fathers eyes
 Third Lady: And it's grandfather's mouth
 Fourth Lady: And it's grandmother's ears
 Firth Lady: And its uncfe's hair Bachelor Uncle: Zounds-what lit- tie cannibal that baby is!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Cutting.

He: I believe doncherknow I was cut out for a lawyer.
 She: But they didn't stick to the pattern, did they?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
DriftWccd
You Can Never Tell.
BY PHIL H. ARMSTRONG.

1Ou Gan NeVer Tell. You can never tell what a boy may be When he's tearing around like mad; When he's tieing tin cans on the tail
 of dog, Or doing things equally bad At school he may be quite a blockhead
 you See-- Care for nothing at all but play. He may line up his playmates and
 charge the town cow. He may be a great general some day. You can never tell what a boy will be You may dress him up as fine as you
 like. You may coax him and pet him or whip
 him each day, May stint him or buy him a bike, : May send him to Sunday School-let ! him be tough May work him or just let him play. Nobody on earth knows now whether
 he'll be A rogue or a great man some day!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Too True,
Miss Gnsh.

Miss Gush: All the worlds stage MT. Practical: And how many Of us go out for refreshments between the acts
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Up in the Air.

Mortal: l have flown and still haven't reached heaven.
 Guide; We'll it's now only abou. three flights up,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
,Twaa Ever Thua,
nn MIatnh Wlntah.

Columbus: Could you tell me, sir which Is the Canary Islands?
 Neptune: First isle to your right.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Oscar Hundlex ln Town.

Hon. Oscar Hundley, 8 well-kuown attorney of Huntsville, arrived in Mont gomery yesterday from New York, ac- companied by his wife. MT. Hundley is here attending the Supreme Court, to which he will submit two cases from the Eighth Division today.
 MT. Hundley was recently in Wash ington, and, with Mrs, Hundley, went from there to, New York, where he spent about a week. While In Wash inRton he was particularly interested in the bill which was before Congress providing for a new Federal Judge in AlabamaI The bill was temporarily killed by Congress.
 T would have been glad to spend another week in New York" said MT. Hundley last night, but l had to come to Montgomery for the hearing of these cases before the Supreme Court. I expect to return to Huntsville We'd nesday, I am inclined to believe that the new judgeship matter has been for the time being side-tracked by Con gress. There is no doubt that there should be some remedy provided fer the congestion in the Federal courts"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Descended Pretty Low
EverydaY Occnrrence.

He utSctHueu IIOm the EngIlsh Is he not?
 Yes; very much descended.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Song Lacked Merit.

Binks (Hearing a strain of music): There's music in the air.
 links: Yes; but there's very little air in the music.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-30
Fire Protection for Suburbs.

Tt is a mistake said a citizen yes terday. "to think that the city is not active in its efforts to afford early fire protection to the outlying districts of
 Fire stations have been practically completed in West End and North Montgomery, and l presume it will not be long before arrangements will be perfected for the erection of fire sta tion at Highland Park. It Is only matter of a short time before the West End and North Montgomery stations will be put into service.
 The City Council recently advertised for bids for 1000 feet of hose and new steamer for these stations, and be- point about twenty more tiremen to serve the city on the suburbs, With the extension of the city g water works system soon to be completed, the out lying districts will have ample fire pro- tection." Judge Thomas G. Jones. who has heen in Washington about ten days Is expected home soon. While away Judge Jones visited his son, Thomas G. Jones, Jr., who is a student at the West Point Military Academy. Judge John Talley and Hon. Virgil BouidIn of Scottsboro are among the | North Alabama lawyers who have come to Montgomery to attend the Supreme Court.
 1 Hon. John C. Eyster of Decatur, a l member of the State Democratic Com mittee. is In Montgomery to attend the | sessions of the Supreme Court.
 Messrs Henry Stegall and J F. Acker 1 of Ozark spent yesterday in Montgom- cry.
 | MT. BIev HudnalI of Kentucky is the guest of Judge J. c. Tyson's family.
 -
 Mir. W. R. Chapman of Geneva came l to Montgomery yesterday. l MT. J. F. Manning of Florala is a visitor in Montgomery.
 MT s. W. John. Jr,, of Anniston was l in town yesterday.
 MT. NJ. T. Lilies of Cincinnati is in Montgomery.
 Mir J. S. Webb of Tuskegee is in ! Montgomery.
 MT. J. A. Eason of ozark is in Mont 1 gomery.
 Mir. c. H. Moorman of Birmingham is l in town.
 MT. J. F. Fletcher of Andalusia is in ! town,
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