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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
Fresh Egg for His Shampoo.

4 hen rode to Flint Mich, under the
seat of farmers wagon. and while the
owner was shopping jumped to the pave
ment with n great caCkJus noise. The
fowl was caught and taken into Gaif-
ney's barber shop. where it was kept for
the farmer until his return
Under the seat was a warm egg. which
the farmer gave the barber rs Il souvenir
of the hens visit The egg was used ia
shampoo a few Ninutes later ON he
head of Luke Stewart while the latter
listened to the story of the circumstance
under which the barber got the egg.
Duluth Evening Herald
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
SIGNS OF LONG LEE.
Points Which Promise a Good Old Age TO
Their poSsessor.

Inc woman who desires long life must
nave eyes round and wide rather than
long and narrow, says Modern Women.
II they are brown or hazel life will I've
longer than if they were black or violet.
The brow mus; be ample and slope
back slightly from an absolute perpen-
dIcular. The head must be wide behind
and over the ears.
Ihe brow must be wide and full and
vel; set. aud the chin square and iirm.
Inc nose must be wide and full
through its whole length. ana have omen
easy. dilating nosrils This indicates n
good heart and good lungs.
IT the orihce of tne ear is low. indieat-
ing deeply seated hraiu, there is bet
ter chance of long life
The woman who appears taller in pro-
portion when sitting down than when
standing has good chance 10 live long.
If the body is long in proportion to the
limbs the heart, lungs and digestive or.
gans are large.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
Deafness Cannot he Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear There il
only one way 20 cure deafness. and that ia
by constitutional remedies Deafness IL
caused by an inhamcd condition of the mu.
ccus lining OF the Eustaehian Tube When
this tube is inhamed you have rumhling
sound or Imperfect hearing. and when Il is
entirely closed, Deafness is the result and
unless the inflammation can he taken out
aud this tube restored to Its normal coud.
tion, hearing will be DESTROYED forever:
nine cases out OF ten are caused by ca.
tarrh, which is nothing bat an inhamed con
dition Of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness (cansed ny catarrhl
that cannot he cured by Hairs Catarrh
Cure, Send for circulars. free
f. ]. CHENEY & co. Toledo. O
Sold by Druggists 7Ac
Take Hall's Family Pulls for constipation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
A Lesson Well Learned.

The following story is told Of EIihw
Root. secretary of state at Washington.
and his office boy. Said Mr.. Root 10 the
lad one day; who has taken nv waste
paper basketF' Mr. Riley" said the
boy. "And who is Mr.. Riley?" asked
Mr.. Root. The caretaker. sir" James.
who opened that Window Mr.. Root
asked. an hour later MIR. Lantz. sir.
And who is Mr. Lantz?" The window
cleaner" Mr.. Root turned and looked
ut the boy. James," he said. I'VE caM
men by their first names here. We
don't mister them in this office. DO
yen understands" Yes. sir" Ten min
utcs aftcrward the door opened. and the
shrill voice of James was heard.
There's a man as wants to see you.
Elihu "
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
LOVERS LANE.

1t goes bel.eath checkered arch
OF leaf and sunlight, oak and larch;
Athwart a mead of meadow sweet
A field of Embroidered wheat.
Through groves o. bridal birch tx turns
And messy hollows, deep in ferns;
Then up hill and down a glen,
From Nowhere out and back again:
And many feet have worn il plain
That erTanC way of Lovers Lane
There, unafrad. the wood folk play:
There wanton briars dip ana sway
To catch and keep whatever comes
And make much work for clumsy thumb,
of loosing tress and lucing shoe
Such tasks as lovers love TO do
or tales there told With eye or tongue
need not tell--if We We're young
Nor vet of castles reared in Spain
BY architects of Lovers Lane.
If Lovers Lane We wander through
That roadway's rule is two by two"
Although the path is wondrous straight;
For here's Il hedge, and there's Il gate.
A brook. a Stile, Il quaking moss.
The strong must help the weak 10 cross;
Then, deep in shade ere set of sun.
Its delis are never safe for one
Still must the sorry truth he knowu0
In Lovers Lane / walk alone,
Arthur Guiterman in Scribucr's
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

a box, open ut the top and bottom. The
shaft carrying the cutter blades extends
from the front 10 the rear of the ma
chine, the shaft being driven by bev-
eled gear connected with the handle. Eek
tending over the front portion of the ma
chine is 4 hood, which is hinged ut one
end and adapted to be drawn upward and
backward for giving access to the cutter
disk. At the front of the hood is an &c
centric opening, or throat, by which the
vegetable is held in contact with the
knives. y table or shelf extends out
ward suitable distance in the front OF
the machine. the inner edge close to the
knives. The cutter disk has number Of
slots into which are inserted curved
knives. the blades of the knives extend.
ing out from the cutter disk. The blades
being adjustable they can be regulated
TO cut the vegetable any thickness de.
sired. Any suitable receptacle can be
placed beneath the machine 10 receive
the slices as they fall from the cutter
disk
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
Only Changing.

Irving G. Wadsworth of the Congre-
gatonal Home Missionary society of
New York was describing professional
beggars and their ways.
There was beggar with a wooden
leg he said, who for many years Piled
his trade near the Battery, The old fell
low IS dead now. He left good bank
balance behind him.
"Ihey sa yof this very successful
heggar that one afternoon delivery
man, seeing him unbuckling his wooden
leg in the cheap lodging house where
they both lived, said in reproachful
tone
"'Wot Bill, knockia' off work al,
ready It's only o'clock
The beggar continued the unbuckling
of his ligncous limb.
Ne. We dot; amt knockin' Oft:
I'm only changin',' he said 'Yc can't
expect me to beg all day on the same
leg. can yeT"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
REPAIRING BRAIN.
A Certntn WY by Food.

Every minister. lawyer, journalist.
physician, author or business man is
forced under pressure of modern condi
tons TO the active and sometimes over
active use of the brain.
Analysis of the exctet3 thrown out
by the pores shows that brain work
breaks down the phosphate Of potash,
separating II from its heavier compan
ion, aibumen, and plag common sense
teaches that this elemental principle
must be introduced into the body anew
each day, if We would replace Abe loss
and rebuild the brain tissue.
We know that the phosphate Of pot
ash, as presented in certain Geld grains,
has an affinity for aIbumcu and that Is
the only way gray matter in the brain
can be built. II will not answer to p H.
the crude phosphate Of potash Of the
drug shop. for nature rejects It, The
elemental mineral must he presented
through food directly from nature
laboratory.
These facts have been made uso - I'm
the manufacture Of Grape Nuts and
any brain worker can prove the value
Of tie proper selection of food by mah-
ing free use Of Grape Nuts for ten days
or two weeks. Sold hy grocars every
where tand in immense quan.iflcsl }.
Manufactured by the Postum Co, Bat
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

Humility often exists more strongly in
the Imagination than III reality.
Building castles in the air requires
little IN the WAY Of capital investment
Having vour own way is sometimes Il
victory that is useless a well as barren.
polteness is quality which produces
a stamp that is aS distinct as il is pleas
ant.
Some people ask questions which call
for Il great scholars knowledge 10 am
sWer,
The wrong doer foolshly hugs the
delusion that forgiveness will follow dis
coveIy.
Continual fault finding creates dissat-
isfaction without bringing any satisfac-
tory result.
Make the best use of what Won have
and thus prepare for what may possibly
come aftrrward.
Beauty has n convincing way Of max
ing It's influence felt without much ef-
fort, but it j. not always lasting.
Hold tie head high in the midst Of ad-
ver~ity. 50 thai others may not adverse
iy criticise.-Philadephia Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
A Trite Saving.

1t is a trite saying that no man IL
stronger than his stomach. DR. PierceS
Golden Medical Discovery Strengthens
the stomaeh-puts it in shape to make
pure, rich blood-heps the liver and
kidneys to eXpel the poisous from the
body and thus cures both liver and kid
ney troubles. II you take this natural
blood purifier and tonic, you will assist
your system in manufacturing each day
pint of rich, red blood, that Is invigo-
rating TO the brain and nerves The
weak, nervous, run down, debilitated
condition which so many people suffer
from, is usually the effect Of polsons in
the blood; it is often Indicated by pimples
or boils appearing on the skin. tie lace
becomes thin and the feelings 'blne ="
Or. Pierce's Discovery cures all blood
humors as well as being tonic that
makes one vigorous strong and forceful.
1t Is the only medicine put MP for sale
through druggists for like purposes that
contains neither alcohol nor harmful
habit-fOrming drugs, and the only one,
every ingredient II which has the pr0fes-
sional endorsement Of the leading medical
writers of this country. Some OF these
endorsements are published IN a little
book Of extracts from standard medical
works and will be sent to any address
tree, on receipt Of request therefor by
letter or postal card, addressed 10 DR. K,
Y. Pierce. Buffalo. \. y. 1t tells just
what DIR. Piercc's medlcines are made of
The Words Of Praise for the several
ingredients Of which Dr. Pterce's nlodi-
cines are composed, by leaders In ali the
several schools Of medical practice. and
recommending them for the cure of tho
diseases for which the Golden Med zeal
Discovery is advised should have far
more weight with the sick and afflicted
than any amount Of the so-caled "testl-
mOnIalS so conspicuouSiy Haunted before
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
WORST CASE OF ECZEMA.
Spread Rapidly Over Body-Limbs
and Arms Had to Be Bandeged-
Msrva1nu. r,,rn ~ rr,.4:.

Marvellous Cure by Cuticura.
My son, who is now TWENTY-FIVE
years of age, when he was four months
old began TO have eczema on his face.
spreading quite rapidly until he was
nearly covered. We had all the doe
tors around us, and some from larger
places, but no one helped him par
ticle. The eczema was something te~-
rible, and the doctors said ii was the
worSt case they ever saw. At times
his whole body and face were GOV.
cred, MI but his feet. l had 10 han.
dage his limbs and arms; his scalp was
just dreadful. A friend leased me 10
try Iuticura, and l began to use all
three Of the Cuticura Remedies. He
was better in two months: ana in six
months he was well, Mrs r. l.. Ris-
ley Piermont, y. H Oct. ~ 1905"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
VEGETABLE CUTTER.
Neat Household -4rticle for Slicing Pota-
toes, Cabbages, Etc.

Meat cutters can seldom be used for
cutting other articles of food, and. al
though number of satisfactory meat
cutters can be obtained, such is not the
ease with vegetable cutters. 4 vegetable
cutter patented by Buffalo inventor is
shown in the illustration below. He
claims that il will cffectually slice vari-
Gus kinds of vegetables. such as potatoes,
cahhages, etc, the slices being uniform in
thickness. The frame is in the form OF
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
Meeting Between Cote and pantz

Announcement was made today by the
management of the Augusta Social and
Athletic association that arrangements
have been completed for meeting he
tween Arthur Cote of Biddeford and Kid
Pantz Of Chelsea, Mass for the benefit
Of the baseball fund-Augusta Cor.
Boston Herald
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

bubbled out from the heart of the earth
at Allah's command on the spot where a
few drops of water split out of the skins
of the old sheik, while he was reviving
his foe. And the Bedouins call this oasis
The Fountain of the Great Hearted
Foe New York Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

MRS. WINSLON'S SOOTHING SYRUP fof
Children teethiug; softens the gums reduces Ia
Illumination. allays pain, cures Wind collie y
cents bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12

British South Africa has n popuIa-
ton Of 1873. 75G wARe people and 3.30S.
800 negroes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12


~-.Z~~1 ~>~>~~4~~~
Hon NJ C. Butler, Ex-U. S. Sen
ator from South Carolina for two
terms, in letter from Washington,
p. c.. writes TO the Peruna Medicine
I Co. as follows:
II can recommend Peruna for
dyspepsia and stomach trouble.
have been using your medicine
for short period and feel very
much relieved. ii is indeed
wonderful medicine, besides 4
good tonic"
(ATARRH of the stomach is the cor
rect name for most cases of dyspep-
sia. In order to cure catarrh of the
stomach the catarrh must be eradica ted
Only an internal catarrh remedy,
such as Peruna. is available.
Peruna exactly meets the indications.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-12
WORDS OF WISDOM.

Humility often exists more strongly in
the Imagination than in reality.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-08
NAuGATUCK NUGGETS

Amos Culver has purchased the John Crofut property in Mil.v,lle. There will be special meeting of Trohet lodge, I. 0. C. T., tomorrow evening.
 The Third division of the A. O. H. will give dance in Columbus hall Thursday evening, November 15.
 Veronica O'Donahue, the years 6 months old daughter of Mrs John Bowe of Beacon Falls, died yesterday afternoon.
 The Wooster Guard Bugle and Drum corps of Danbury will appear at the dance to be given at Columbus hallto-night by the Union City Drum corps.
 | The Ladies Aid society of the Swedish Lutheran church will meet this evening at s o'clock with Mrs Joseph Prick at her home on New tstreet.
 The funeral of Elbeina, the 5 years s months old daughter of Mir and Mrs Patrick Burke of Pond street, took place yesterday afternoon. The in- terment was in St James cemetery. The Merrimac football team chal- lenges the Cherry Streets, Red . Onions. Moonlights or Echos to a game of football on Firemen's field Thanksgiving morning for the cham pionship of the town. The average weight is 115 pounds.
 Miss Margaret V. Kelly. daughter of Mrs Annie Adamson of 295 High street, and George F. Sullivan Of Ansonia were married yesterday morning at o'clock at St Francis church by the Rev Father Tanning. Miss Catherine Kelly, a sister of the bride, was bridesmaid and Robert Sullivan, brother of the groom. was best man. The groom's gift to the bridesmaid was an opal ring, to the best man a gold watch fob, and to the bride gold rosary beads. The bride was attired in gown of white French lawn trimmed with val lace. She carried white prayer book and wore picture hat. The bridesmaid wore a gown of while silk crepe de chine. She wore a white picture hat and carried bouquet of pink chry- santhemums.
 Miss Lydiabelle Squires was united in marriage to Clarke Henderson Warner yesterday. The ceremony was performed by the Rev Roelif Brookes, pastor of St Paul's church, Albany, N. Y. The bridesmaid was Miss Lena NJ. Squires. sister of the bride, and Mrs Herman Dock of Phil- adelphia was the matron of honor. Goodrich Smith of the Yale Medical school, an intimate friend of the groom, was best man. The couple were married under an arch of laurel, chrysanthemums and ferns. The bride looked charming in gown of white point d'sprit over white taffeta. She carried bridal roses. The matron of honor was attired in a gown of yellow crepe de chine. She carried yellow chrysanthemums The bridesmaids gown was of green crepe de chine and she carried white chrys- anthemums.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-08
0AKVILLE HAPPENINGS

MT and Mrs E. J. Coon left this where they have been called on ac- count of the serious illness of Mrs Coon's mother.
 Miss A. Bellville has returned from an extended visit with relatives in Bradford. Vt.
 The work of paving between the rails of the new line to Watertown was commenced this morning.
 Father Traynor has nearly con- pleted the census of St Mary Mag dalene's parish.
 John Murphy, the noted hunter Davis street, while hunting in the vicinity of the Branch reservoir near Thomaston, had desperate fight with wild cat on Monday night. He succeeded in killing the wild animal after hard tussle in which a less experienced hunter would have failed, and is now exhibiting the game to some of the would-be hunt CTS of Oakville. c. s. Chatfield of Waterbury has been awarded the contract to do the mason work of an addition to Slade's wagon factory and commenced the work this morning.
 Miss Maud Bolt is working at the Jackson sanitarium in Watertown as nurse.
 The old Lucy Futile place is being remodeled by F. c. Slade. jr.. who re- gently purchased the property as an investment. The house will be ready to let in a short time.
 While Dr Jackson of Watertown, accompanied by two of his friends. were driving to Waterbury yesterday afternoon they met with a mishap near the old cider mill. The king bolt of the carriage snapped, throw ing the occupants out and frighten- ing the horses The animals started on a wild run toward the city. run ming into a trolley car which was coming north and smashing the fen der. MotormaL O'Brien stopped the car in time to prevent serious col lision with the animals and with the assistance of Conductor Flynn brought them to halt. Dr Ander- son attended the injured occupants of the carriage and no serious injury to them is reported. The wagon is still at the scene of the accident
 Eugene Mulville of State street, Waterbury, has entered the employ of w. c. Hungerford as drug clerk.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-08
WATERFOWL joTTlNGs

As Dr C. w. Jackson and three out of town friends were driving to Wa terbury yesterday afternoon the king bolt broke causing the horses to run away. the occupants of the wagon were thrown out and the horses dash cd madly down the Waterbury road. and were stopped by becoming en- tangled in the fender Of n trolley car. The team belonged to NJ. F.. Brahen. Two of the gentlemen were badly shaken up and Dr Anderson of Wa terbury was called to attend them.
 The dance 10 he given by the Owl club on Friday promises to be il sue cessful affair as a large number of tickets have been disposed of.
 Miss Mary Bronson has gone to Hartford to visit friends.
 The Taft football team will close the season at home on Saturday af- ernoon with tho Hartford High school as their opponents. This should prove io be one of the best games of the season.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-08
Closing prices:
Yeu HarL Markets.

FLoUR-steady. but quiet; Minnesota patents Ni5l4T. winter straigfts. S3.s0d 5.se. winter extr,s. f2-9o3io: winter pat ents. l.75H+ -.-.--.
 WHEAT - Liquidation In December wheat videnei it's discount under May steady on small northwest receipts; De- cember. s2i4as2 Ii-isc.: May. 4.nsi s-lec
 BUTTER-Creamery. extras, per pound, Z7c r.rsts. eif. ssc.: seconds. s!u.sc.. held extras. 3Gs63.c.. frsts. 2ir5izc.. renoyat- ed. extras. Jtsnz2c.; firsts. i5h p 1oc.. pack ing stock. No. 1. isznisc.: No. :. HA,H
 CHEEsE-state. full cream. large ane small. September. fancy. isisc.. october. best ie4.c.; fair to good. i-pi.irc-: haif skins. best. small. i0iiple11o.. large. ioa.c. part skins. priuc. Hssls-zc-' Tar to socd. .I.Gsi.c full skins. sSsr.
 h.Gcss-Fresh gathered. extra, per doz- sn. 3zc: nearby. fresh gathered. frsts to
 HtY sissdy: shipping. sc.: soOd to
 STRAW s;e-dy: long rye, eSagc.
 gEANs-stesoy. marrow. slfeal s5s nc dium, q. .s-lsGl.ss: pea. S-sfai.ss; red kid-
 HoPs,s,eady: state. common to choice. ISs. .rEzsc.: tsps, s1isc-: Pacific coast. i'Fi Pio1TaT0Fs Fi.msr: New yori and western. choice. per bEshel. s915sc-: co-. fair to good. DIT hgshel ssftac: Pe7n- s5=iva1is. chnice. per hushei ssdSc
 LIVE POtITR1-FirmeTs foEis. La rss. sld -oos..rS s1-Hsc: ~rrirr chick .us nSizc. ducks. izri7
 DREHsED POULTRY Firm and i-Tic. higher. fowls. choicc. t2sra13c.. do. fsir by chickens. is9isc-. ves,ern chickens. tT11ar
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-08
HITCHCOCK GOES OUT.
President Names w. H. Moody for
 Supreme Court.

WASHINGTON, Nov. S.-Secretary of the Interior Ethan Allen Hitchcock will retire from President Rooseyelrs cabinet, and James R. Garfield of Ohio, at present commissioner of corpora tions, will succeed him. Herbert Knox Smith, now assistant commissioner of corporations. will be appointed to MT. Garfield's place.
 The president also announces the ap- pointment of Attorney General Will liam Henry Moody of Massachusetts as justice of the supreme court of the United States to succeed Justice Henry Billings Brown, who retired some time ago. Mir. Moody has filled the office of attorney general since July l, l9O4. Previous to that time he had served for more than two years as secretary of the navy.
 Several changes and the retirement of Commissioner Richards of the gen eral land office on March 4 are an nounced in the following statement from the White House:
 "The secretary Of the interior, MT Hitchcock. has informed the president that he would be unable to stay in the cabinet after March {. Mir. Hitchcock has for some time felt that the very exhausting work he has been engaged in for over eight years in the Interior | department was wearing on him SO as to make 1t impossible for him mucl | longer to remain. At the president: earnest request he consented to accep a reappointment on March 4. 1905. al the time of the presidents inaugura ton. but he then stated that he could not say how long he could stay. and h. feels now he must insist on being re lieved after March 1.
 "The president urged him to accep the ambassadorship 10 France. but Mir Hitchcock feels that he is entitled ti absolute rest and was obliged to refus the offer
 Commissioner Richards has inform ed the president that in accordanc with his intention expressed to secre tary Hitchcock last May he will resign his resignation to be eTective March 1
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-08
WATERVlLLE

There will be a test of the new chemical engine tonight at < o'clock. The firemen will have an open house in the fire rooms. All are invited to atte..d.
 Mrs Ella Mason of Newark. is the guest cr lIr and Mrs II. M. Griiley. of Thomaston aveque.
 Frank Cookson has taken a posi- tion with the Scovill Mfg Cc.
 W. D. Martin. who has been for the past year In Rome. \. f.. called on old friends in inc vile yesterday.
 1T. R. Mfilcr of New Haven. was . visitor in iovn yesterday.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-11-08
r,.u- Brssx. Tender For wreck.

ATLANTIC CITY. N- T.. Nov. g. Afts- a stormy scene. lasting severai hours. ths corvae-'s jury sgreed tc place the blzme for the ThcrOughfare vrecs ef SusGsy. Oci- cs. up5l Danici Stewart. ,hs aged bridge tender. The jury Gisxg7eed on rzuy points Ac- c5riisz iO tls- coroner. Stewart vi'i he arrested ca i'ie charze of criminal nez- r--a