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New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
Abouf People and S0cfaI Inciden,

who Is the daughter Of GroaJ
stanunopie. Wnere her brother IS 80 at @.
American Legation. lost her sr,. -aeaed to a.
FOUR years ago. Her future brs --soanc aso
known as "HaF' Brigham. be,o,a. po2ss.,
York family and is a member OF the 5-- an Old y,
eroocker and other New York clubs kala
Mrs Charles It. Barney. Mrs W. R,,.-
MRS douglas Robinson and Mrs. cr...,,' Vatua
llrop are among the patronesses Of the "
matinee which Is to be given on 'r,s-s -ast inc
at the waldorf-Astoria in behalf !, +. aiisraos
symphony Concert. Miss Ruth 81 ~ s PsoDsi
temple dances will constitute the pri,..-s sai4
MT and Mrs r. T. Wilson, r. ara -.
sratulations on the birth OF daurs,s- .'''as co.
at their house. In 9Th avenue u FadyI
The last OF the Metropolitan darc.,
last night at sherry's. the cotillon S..k k olaOs
Marshall Kernochan- These dances a., -s I'd "
girls not yet out. mostly tebutantes !. = = yo1as
coming winter. The guests were reca,-.s ara.
Faui IucKerrnan' Mrs John E. Alsxandra =, ~
Frank 5. Witherbee. Mrs. c. r ,la.N In
sence being due to the distressing ,l''' IL
Francisco. "oa "A
Miss Mamie Wright Brown, whose ,n
Harold r. Talbot viii take place an -.
tertained her bridal attendants al ln,.s. =.
day at her house in East 35th straet - r. S-'s
ing her hance gave his farewell baeba,.- - "a.
at DeImonico's. uals
At the St. Regis Miss EVELYN rr,,..
wedding to Keith Donaldson is set fo- M, N1os
in ST. Thomas's Church. entertained a, - 1''<F
yesterday her bridesmaids. Miss Do-o.s - lSa
Miss Marion Dennison. Miss Louise - -a..li
Margaret Baxter and Miss Mary Blal- =
evening. Keith Donaldson gave a dirra- - -
ushers ard best man At Delmonico's 49, - - -
guests were lie Grand c. Cfriswold Ps-,v D ~
". F. W1ckes and Carroll Tyson.
Archdeacon George D. johnson of1e.,-As =. =,
wedding yesterday afternoon OF Miss ~
CrittSG 70 Congressman Swager Shirley A. -
lucky. at the home OF the brides parent. " -,
Mrs. De Frees Crftten on Grymes Hul s.
Island. TIE bride. dressed in white satin -.
with lace and carrying a bouquet Of uI.s-os.s,
valley, was attended by her sister Miss Ns-,,-,.
Critten. IN a frock Of white silk and lse. H..
flowers consisting Of pink rosebuds and sorv-t-..
nots- Henry Clifford Smith. Of Louisville v,,
the best man. and Samuel Bland and Aysrv Po.-
inson, OF Louisville; Richard Ely, Of Wasbuu,n,
and Lack Lory. OF Bear Springs Tenn vers y.
ushers. Among the guests were num5sr %
friends and acquaintance OF both families ran
Washir gton. The bride and bridegroom x.-,
merlbers OF the Taft Philippine expedition
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
BRooKLYN's HISTORIC HoMEa

To the Editor OF The Tribune. .,.
Sir; As a member OF the Suydam fanny - o- ~
maternal side-a descendant Of Hendryck kycA's
who came to America in 1851 should oe p-7-s~. =
to learn who penned the interesting art-s '-.
appeared in The Tribune OF Monday aus o..
1885. with the following caption. sro0AS" 9,.--.
toric Houses-The Old Le1erts and sayo@n -,~ -s.l.
steads-visiting Marylanda.s VIII See aous's !,
Ancestors Knew Which ~ Full OF Nelo,, Menus
the Revolution 3. W. \ Ray T.
New York, April q. 1SS. = v
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22

Without the army and naval forces San Fran
cisco would have been helpless in the double
grip of earthquake and fire. Even the timid
anti-imperialist who cannot sleep through fear
of the "nnilitarisrn" of the Republic will now be
forced to admit that a standing naval and mill
tary force within call Of the big cities of the
country In great emergencies or catastrophes Is
convenient.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Among the treasures of the Hapsburgs in the
Hofburg at Vienna is a clumsy thirnble. engraved
"a V. w. 1854" 1t is said to be the parent
thimble OF the world, and 1T was fashioned OF
silver coin by some ingenious Dutchman, who pre-
sented IL to his lady love.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
powlg CAN'T OCCUPY PULPIT IT, ~

Chicago April 2i.-Judge Wright, p 5sr pOss
Court to-day decided that John AieAA.b AAA bsrnacs
could not occupy the pulpit in Zion CiS 80 Tss
tomorrow. as DOwie had planned ,osn ssdss
court. after hearing arguments Ho.S ,aberrsc'
held that Overseer Voliva could use dsvs DIVE
tomorrow and DOwte on sltefiitto ,o-iay az eAs'
who had planned 20 visit Zion CITY
abandoned his plan.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
FRANKLIN UNWILLING ON ApSl-

Paris. April n.-The unveilins OF - ~, AZ pas
Benjamin Franklin. presented TO the e,S ssr. sss'
BY John II. Harjes. the Amsrican -, %, ,ss psSs
was TO have taken place on April ]" 20 80 1850
poned on account OF ths san FrasS AMI =
was to-day liked FOR the afternoon VI
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
FALL RIVER LINE CAPTAIN 0ES'

IBy Telegraph to The TTiounsl ,.-s 0
Fall River. Mass. April 21--Elush ss.a ss
captain OF the Fall River Line. droppe1
MiddlebOro to-day.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22

Says Colonel Watterson, apropos of certain
predictions which he makes: THE country VIII
want to hear from the gentleman from Ne
"braska Mr. Bryan has the floor" A change
seems to have come over the colonel's dream
When the gentleman from Nebraska had the
floor In 1896 and In 1900 it is a matter of record
that the colonel did not make himself hoarse
shouting Hear! Heart"
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
NO CEREMONIES AT CURE FuNs Ssr.

Paris. April 2l-The funeral OF F'O-s - aver -
the discoverer of radiun. who was ,oox pss'
killed April 10 on the Place Daep''"e' tss'
to-day BY the express desire OF tAe -
were no ceremonies.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
THE ARTIFICIAL LIFE.


AS a little child he lay
In an artificial crib,
Took his artificial milk
In an artificial bib,
Had an artificial mother
And artificial aunts.
And in time they put him
Into artificial knickerbockers.
To an artificial school
And an artificial college
Went this artificial youth
After artificial knowledge;
And he loved. artif1cially
An artificial maid
With an artificial blush
And an artificial braid.
They are dwelling to-day
In an artificial home,
With an artificial porch
And an artificial dome,
And an artificial fireplace,
Tiled in artificial blue:
The chairs are artificial
And the rugs are, too.
They dine on many
An artificial dish,
On artificial broth
And artificial fish
And artificial fowl
And artificial fillets;
And they fight their dyspepsia
With artificial pillets.
An end will come
To the artificial life
OF this artificial man
And his artificial wife
An artificial tombstone
viii rise above the sod,
And the artificial daisies
VIII nod, nod. nod.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22

Before the ashes OF the old city have cooled.
the new one will begin TO RISE says Mayor
schmitz in his proclamation to homeless San
Francisco. That message has the ring Of de-
termination and hope and is worthy of the
grander city that is to rise on the ashes OF the
old
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22

Immunity baths" may be all right, but Con-
gress proposes to write the regulations for the
bathing department.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22

vesuvius. Gorky and Senator La Follette's
railroad rate speech were all sidetracked by the
San Francisco catastrophe.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22
Newark News.

The little weeklies of the towns Of Australia are
Iivelier and more abusive of each other than the
'Kickers' and 'Iconoclasts of American frontier
towns. The editors of these rival journals must
possess a peculiar quahcation-the ability to
slang the opposition paper and all connected
with it Township folks look to the rival editors
to dissipate the local dulness and provide weekly
feast OF fun and billingsgate and the proprietors
of the papers insist on having editors capable OF
satisfying popular expectations.
so your daughter has become sooist?''
Necessarily" answered Mr.. Cumrox, weariIy
Perhaps ought TO be thankful that she isn't
trio or artet."-Washington Star.
Canon Tristan. the distinguished English ornithoI-
ogst who died recently. kept among his treasures
ordinary soda water bottle that once served him
In good stead. according 10 The Buffalo CONNER
ciaL" Once his travels he seized upon what he
thought lizard in the sand, but which proved
to be a deadly horned viper His Greek boatmsn
scared almost 10 death. offered no assistance Sud
denly spying empty soda water bottle the canon
with great presence of mind forced the head OF the
reptile down the neck and slowly uncoiled the re-
mainder of its anatomy from his hand.
Dlfrerent.-.rhe lone who was sitting at ths
table OF the small hotel rose gaiantly the head
waiter ushered the strange lady TO the seat oppo-
site him.
She bowed In acknow gment OF his extreme
courtesy.
They fell naturally into conversation
"It is so refreshing" she said sweety. after the
preliminaries. TO such old fashioned gallantry
as you have. displayed"
Indeed" he replied. lit is second nature to me.
Were your she asked In surpri.A How you
Il iatS 2s NV New YORK T sub.sS4-I1fk 1 '" : '' ''a
New-York tribune., 1906-04-22

Mrs. Walls wedding to William Halliburton Bridg-
ham win take place at the East <ist street house
of hsr sistsr~in-lAw Nh May Vac. with whom
shs has bssa living for several ysarA Ma YAr.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

the publication or military secrets
Japan was especially careful Ia this
regard. and many newspaper man
went acYoss tbs Paciae % fpd That 4
was inipc saible % set any,, here near
ifhe fiehfiHg unless he @ me
spy we've assume d inrtre stiFEels
tiphts ions tlie zone q NIL
itar actiytty. The object gof the Tor
mai action Of the British newspaper
men ID to secure internal onal agreef
ment among the representa- Ives OF
the leading newspap ers IN egardto the
gathering and sending Of war news:
The time for the making Of such ar
rangements Is during the prevalence
OF peace, and therefore the press OF
the United States should now assist
the British brethren in getting To- q
basis Of news reporting on the lines
OF military operations from which q
larger measure Of truth can be real
lied than was possible during the re.
cent trouble in Manchuria.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
:. 1. MuseRAyE
ives Elected to important Office BY
Funeral Directors.

PARKERSBuRG, July 16.-The
twelfth annual convention OF the
West Virginia Funeral Directors Asso
citation held here elected the follow
ing officers:
Presidents. c. Furbee, Of Wheel
ing.
vice presiddnt-H. s. Thompson,
Of Keyser.
secretary-Treasurer-c. L. Mus
grave. Of Fatrmont.
Executive Committee H. A. David
son, Morgantown; NJ. A. Kendall, Of
3Elkfns; R. L. Cunningham. of Fair
mont; w. G. Osborn, of ClarksburG,
and +. E. Foster.
Delegates to the National Associa-
tton-R. L. Cunningham, Fairmont; G.
NJ. Cokely. of HarrisvIlle, and G. H.
Watkins, Jr., of Wheeling.
The next convention will be held in
ElRtns, w. Va, beginning on Tuesday
the second week in June. The major
ity Of the members Of the association
have gone to their homes.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16


When a meet can TIL az nothing
eise g write. e IN tnis tine q year ne
sings @ SONG. otgfls MN e.-[tl2s
Of trust. 81
I have written OF companies blown up
/ and bastt
I have written Of love and the sycamore
VI trees
I have told OF the zephyr that races the
leas! q g
II have written OF eyes that are liquid
and blue
Ref Zen g e soit ~ oeas', IA wy,
i win drop 5 a few lines to a wee little nsh.
oh, this wee little frh Is at home in the
brook;
= been took. 't''s -
waters are deep
1AN fast "a e as Its '4 : : - = !
tie man
= a e a1EN putens worms = - ~
With a pole and a line and sore toe he
To the. pool In the brook where the little
'fish liesI
Noz, he cuts willow trY,s," gets a fiat,
~ y I'll stone '
And he anchors his pole when the bait
has been thrown!
oh, the wee little fish he Is friskipg
Just a q Shopping for things with his wee
when a' he Scents Scents the fat worm-Ah! his
h,J,r-ar t. EraaE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
where the wheels Go Round.

{. : - y = q u . q z 3
When the tall and graceful woman
that might have been stenographer
or magnate's daughter ON an early
shopping expedition, left her seat IN
the elevated train beside me. a neat
silk umbrella remained unclaimed.
Madam" I bawled, madam, you
have left your umbrella!"
A gentleman behind her stopped,
took the extended personal property
from me and handed it to her.
She thanked him sweetly and while
l was feeling sighted. the train moved
on. IA
Suddenly nervous woman, OF that
type which is ever fearful Of pending
calamity, jumped excitedly from her
seat facing me and shrieked
"That-oh! that was my umbrella!"
1 gasped.
THAT was my umbrella you took!''
she repeated, looking at me with an
injured and presumptuous mten.
"Yes'm, she took it!'
ooh, moi" she Uttered, suddenly flop
ping into her seat again. at wasn't
mine, either. i remember now / left
mine at home in the yestibuIe!"
"Giad to hear it," I CALCULATED, gal
lant1y.
And was.
sssyse,.=,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
Comment of Leading fless Pers ON
variety 81 TopIes resIdentI
ana consrees

III 10 ~
Phiiadelphia RECORD. I:
it rs often noted that when there ~
any conte tlle President and
Congress public feeling Is very largely
with the fortner nt the assumption
that President Roosevelt or any other
PRESIDENT Is more patriotic or govern
ed bg hieher tanda ards than men in
Congress is not necess ariIy warranted,
though tliere & some justification for
IT Ia the instInctt gnttion Of the
president Is the agent Of the whole
nation while the senators and repre-
sentatiyes are the agents Of states and
districts IL IS nndoubte dly true that
nearly every senator and repre- senta-
tive regards himself as the agent OF
his own constituency, and 40 out OF
50 81 them would oppose national
benefit ii the interest Of their own
constituents:
Biit while this would invest the
president with a national character
not possessed by any individual mem
Der 81 Congress, would not give him
any superiority over Congress as q
Whole while the national interest is
concentrated in the one president. It
b Impossible to- experience sense OF
loyalty 90 one is the commonest Of
emotions Each of our presidents Is
Immensely popular. Throngs go to
see lin 0nshis appearance he Is
cheered as yocif erously by his party
opponents as By5 his party followers.
publ sentiment is usually very much
more with him than with Congress.
The people almost always side with
The president against Congress be-
canses there Isl a survival of monarch
ism even among the citizens OF re-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
REDUCTIONS
OF Good size Made In Levles by 'coun-
ty Court at Charleston.

Charleston. W. Va. July16. The
county court here has laid the county
levy and in it made great reduction
from last years. The county levy
was made 90 cents, while the district
road levy was made 8 cents. This is
reduction in the county levy of a.
cents from last year, and in the dis
trIct road levy a reduction OF 2 cents.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
NeIther Is Plttshura

Chicago park authorities are show
ing Off black lamb of which they are
exceedingly proud. Chicago is not
so proud Of some of.her black sheep.
Gazette-Times.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

The West virginian Job Depart
ment is now equipped with new,
modern presses and machinery as
well as new type. First class job
work is the result.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

-A@--'--.tl Al a @NA" rr,.- ~ -l----tf
Time was when a man worth 81 o %,
000 was rich Nov Sc must have II
least sf0e00039oO. Bali. VINO wants O.
bother With 0snO00 602
An exhibit of horses ana iasaclSs g
stoSbef Held in Paris. a have seen pllttilos
fsophicaI moments when II might be
tempted To- qualify and compel Tor the
prize and It wouldn't be as q horse
either FL
Upton Sinclair says that he believes
he holds the record for the number Of
times a manuscript has been refused.
His first attempt at d book, Prince
Hagen, was rejected 81 times-by is
magazines and % publishing houses,
No wonder he felt like knocking!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
conaress HeId up Its End.

A statisttcian announces that the
United States produces 50 per cent.
of the entire worlds known produc-
ton Of natural gas.-Atlanta Constt,
tuition. q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
3The Bryan Of Today.

i Ia L.
Indianapo News.
we are under no illusions as to Mr..
Bryan, nor as to what might be his
opportunities or handicaps should he
come again upon the stage. But It
would be playing the part OF poor
newspaper. indeed. not to recognize
two Things one as to him and one as
to the aspect Of affairs. Both have
cianRed. And we venture to say that
tiiei change has been greater than any
one has ever thought 1t would be- 1t
has been two short years since MT.
RTyan; as result of two monumental
ttafeats5 and the course Of events, was
tiiscredited by his own party to such
degree that by common consent ne
was an impossibiltty as political
Quantity And now-het is the only
oneI So great metamorphosis has
not. perhaps, been seen In our poltti-
cai history before. 1.-THE stars in their
cours have fought for him. The
none ysneta1 question on which he
would forever have been ruled out has
been sett1 led by nature and events. And
hardly less potent has been the result
81 fhes course of his political opponents
BhtHtlrth her than this, events have
caused his political opponents to
adopt certain policies or views that
liad found a. discredited advocacy from
HIM; There have not been many in
stances in history, we should say,
where Sol many things outside man
nave united TO help him forward, And
lol all the hour his countrymen find
min growna new man, with unexpect-
Ell aobriety Of 1ud gement and breadth
thought It is curious and most
fascinating study. The next scene in
ttiis strange eyentful history" IT 1t
nave one, viii. likely be determined by
forces stronger than men or mere
management, just as the recent ones
have been! Meanwhile. good citizens
can AT least feel that the chance OF
one 81 the great parties in the country
iiayifig wiser leadership and greater
scbfiety Of counsels than. it has often
had inS the recent past are much in
creased
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
n.InternatlonaI Executive.

Omaha Bee.
The proposal Of Congressman Bar
tholdt ands his associates in the inter
psFiiamentartes union, that The Hague
conf ference be converted into perma-
rfef body has been followed up by a
iisgestion from Prof. John Rassett
Moore Of Columbia University, one OF
the highest authorities on information
al law who has also served as assist
ant secretary OF state, and assisted
the peace commissioners in conclud'
ing the treaty that ended the Spanish
American war, that we must eventu.
any imprayise some sort Of an inter-
national executive. A permanent
Hague conference would make it an
international legislative body. while
oli courts of arbitration must be
iewed as International judicial bodies.
The Int ernational executive suggested
Utility Of the future would be
asbody vested with authority and pow
a. tos antofce the legislative and Judi
sclai decrees Of tribunals like The
HAGUE Conference. and arbitration
lcondrnis SONS II
.sThs advocates Of peace" declares
Prof Moore, TOO often seem to
assume that the use OF force can be
done away with by plans Of concil.
lation and arbttra ton. This asump-
ION att etiIel neslects the existence
a the world % evils that nave to be
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

The man who can have everything
he wants, is happy. The woman whit
can have everything somebody els'
wants is happy, too.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

Boys and girls SOC and st.oo
hats at lac. JoLLEFFE's.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16
Fluctuations.

In cannibal lands it is always popu,
lar with the wife to bring home man
for dinner.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16


eytI itiout prod cling LEGAL CON ON;
tiiton Of things He'd a state Of ,,vaTs
and the most striking imperte ction in
our International system e the lack
of q common agency for the enforce
ment Of international DEGREES.
Freight Rates to Latin America.
New York Tribune.
Among the handicaps suffered by
American commerce In Latin Ameri-
ga must be reckoned the freight rates,
which are higher from New York than
from European ports, though the dis
lance traversed Is much less. This
is especially to be noted in.connection
with trade with Central America and
with the west Coast of South Ameri-
ca, though similar conditions prevail
throughout the Continent. From New
York to Colon is only 1872 miles,
while from Liverpool to Colon is A.
$50 miles, difference Of 1858 miles
In favor Of New York. Yet freight
rates from New York are higher than
from European ports to Colon and to
all places reached from Colon. Thus
rates to caliao, the chief port Of Pc
ru, by way Of Colon and Panama, are
SO cents cubic foot, or Ga cents a
hundred pounds, from New York and
only 35 cents a cubic foot, or 62.5
cents hundred pounds, from Liver
pool, while from Liverpool by way of
the Strait of Magellan the rate fs>much
lower still. New York has the same
advantage in distance over European
ports In trade with Central America.
Yet freight rates to Port Limon, Costa
Rica, for example, are nearly a cent a
cubic foot, or nine cents hundred
pounds, less from European ports than
from New York. 1t ought to be possi-
BILE to ship goods 1872 miles at least
as cheaply as. 1880 miles. Indeed, it
ought to be as easy to do SO more
cheap1y. Why there should be this
anomaly of higher rates for the short
err route is question which those in
terested in the extension of American
commerce would do well to consider.
Reoraanlze War Correspondence.
Milwaukee Wisconsin.
The formal action of the editors of
Great Britain in regard to the gather
ing and dispatch of war news is in
harmony with the spirit of modern
military science, and therefore fore
runner OF similar action by the press
of the world at large. The news ia
ciltttes Of the present are SO extensive
and so efficient that military strate-
gists find the war correspondent a
source of danger when important
movements are contemplated. Both
Russia and Japan noted the manifes-
tations Of unrest among military men
concerning the so-called news sent
home from the front by the CORE
sDondents, and took steps to prevent
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

In New York a poker game in a re-
frtgerator broke in ina. row. -, The
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

payers accused tne stud Keeper
running in a cold deck on them
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

While eating ice-cream
She swallowed hys
81. Now '8
She's eating tiy paper
OF course you know whyt
In science or painting
He did not excel.
But. he held an ace full
And did very well!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-16

: r & Z 7 :
The Coconino sun., 1906-04-07

After the trial of that case in the district court of this county motion was made for a change of venue in the aggravated assault cases and they were sent to Yava- pal county. There are a great number of witnesses and they are scattered all over the territory. The principal witr esses for the territory are no longer here.
 The expense of getting the wit nesses to Prescott and other ex- penses would amount to several thousand dollars. It is further the general belief that there is no probability of conviction being secured. The action of the board was taken after a consultation with several attorneys and tax payers. Republican.