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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
SHAKESPEAR DOWN TO DATE
1.-THE TEMPEST.
the Historic Masterpieces

A few choice enemies and a friend
of mine are doing a Upton saunter
over the briny not far from here. I've
arranged for little stage business
in the way Of a storm that will scare
the eternal daylights out of the entire
push / wish you would trudge out
there and play the part of blazes I'M
til they thing the ships afire-that
will interest and amuse them still
more. Don't really hurt any of them,
though. Your Uncle Fuller has lit
tie Justification to pick with them"
1t was done. Magic works much
better than .gasheater or anything
else that is more modern and expen-
sive.
When Ariel returned and told what
had happened and how the king,
Tony and Gonzalo had bit pieces out
of the masts from sheer nervousness,
and then, accompanied by the crew,
had started Steve Brodie-ing for
shore, the old man nearly had cat
spasm.
He was also pleased with Ariers
little plan for scattering the crowd
so that each thought he was the sole
pairing to tell whoppers about it all
if he every got home to be made ov-
er.
Ariel Thought it a good time to
strike the old man for a cancellation
of his long time contract. but he miss
ed lit. Prossie jumped all over him
like setting hen, and told him if he
mentioned quitting again till his time
was out he Nould split an oak ard let
him be clothe> pinned there for an
other dozen yeahr' twist. just to see
how that would pleSse him.
Ariel said Excuse Me-, and went
about his business, which was to cor
raj the crowd and bunch them at
Prossie's villa after torturing them
all for a good sized spell.
Which also was done. In the mean
time, young Ferdie, son Of the king
had been coaxed over close to Pros
sizes place, where he first saw Randy
Randy first saw him. too, and she
simply went wild over his bulldog
pipe and MS DadQed shoulders.
1t was the first college young man
she had ever seen. The way they
got busy making love would have
been scandle, only there was nc
other woman there, so nothing coult
be made a scandle Of.
When then whole herd had beer
rounded up at Prospero's, and the
king and Tony were sitting on hare
chairs while Gonzalo lay in ham
mock, Prossie handed them out the
sassiest shipment of aint-you-sorry
you-done-it talk that they had eve
heard. 1t was up to them to keel
STILL which they did in nine languages
and three dialects.
Moral-Not everybody who reads
| popular literature is daffy.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
Copyright, 1905, by S. w. eiIIIlan.)

NE time, when Naples had
II a king and things, instead
HD of nothing but Vesuvius,
II there was a duke living at
u Milan who was so WOODY
over the six-best-sellers that he spent
all his time reading the House of Hill
arity and other highly intellectual
works, and left all the reigning, hail
ing, and other precipitations to a la
zy brother of his who would rather he
duke and live a little high life than
be always reading up on other peo-
pies scandals.
The old dukes name was Prospero,
and his brothers. name was Antonio
Prossie and Tony their mother called
them when they were little.
BY. and by Tony became so struck
on the reigning business that he de-
cided that he wouldilet Prossie keep
right on reading the book reviews
and Dotty-i Dialogues, while he went
right on .dnking.
He had learned early in his life
that there was nothing Prossie hated
worse lthan to be bothered by having
people butt. in, on him whenS the viii
lain was about to be fhurled, over
precipice by the hero while the her
oine lay in. dead faint and new
gown near by, so he wisely and sbe,
nevolently, concluded that the kindest
thing ito .dotwas to put him where no
one would trouble him at all.
Heygot some people to help him
the king and few others who wer-
en'tsbusy-and they. took the old chap
and his baby daughter, at dead of
night, away out to sea, put them in
a boat that resembled a colander, and
left them there, just as If they were
too many skittens.
They wouldn't have taken the baby
along, only they wanted to do kid,
mapping and without kid in it they
didn't believe lit ewouldtbe legal.
Now Prossie and his little girl
Miranda, would have been in a dick
ems Of a fix If lit hadn't been for an
old dub. named Gonzalo whom Pros.
pero had sonce shown how to fix a
gas meter so it wouldn'tshurry SO.
Gonzalo had saved asimuch as So a
year by this information, and he was
bound that if his old friend died II
should be with full stomach and a
-best-seller under his proboscis. So
he had sneaked some of Bertha Mud
Clay's volumes, six bottles of pale
amber foam-producer and a couple OF
barrels of pretzels under his coat tc
the home of Prospero the night the
kidnapping had been advertised tc
take place without the knowledge OF
the people, and these found their way
into this naval colander in which
Prossie and Randy started on their
little regatta.
On they went in their little per
forated Cunarder, and so kind was
Prospero, even then, that whenever
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

And now the packers are begging
President Roosevelt not to make pub
lie the report into the methods and
condition of their business. Strange
as it may seem, John d. Rockefeller,
OF Standard Oil fame, is said to be
next to Ogden Armour the heaviest
stakeholder in the packing companies
located at Chicago. Funny how he
seems to be mixed up in everything
that is engaged in "skinning" the
American people.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
CITY ADVERTISEMENT.
Department of Public Works.
Office of the Board.
CITY ADVERTISEMENT

CITY ADVERTISEMENT
Richmond, Ind, April II, 1906.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
Notice is hereby given by the Board
OF Public Works of tie City of Rich
mond, Indisna, that on the 18th day of
May, 1906, they unanimously adopted
Improvement Resolution No. 50, 1906,
Providing for the construction of &C.
ment sidewalk on the east side of
Sheridan street, from School street 20
Richmond avenues to- 4 uniform width
of five (5) feet 81 4
The Board Of Pubic works of said
city has fixed "Wednesday, sJunk 9Th.
1906, as a date upof whieh remon-
strances may beaflM or pretended by
persons interested IN. or affected by,
said proposed I'M Fovement as above
described, and said day, at 10
O'Clock a. m, 81 7 oard will meet at
its Office for pupose of hearing
and considering any remonstrances
which may have been filed or present
ed, and for the purpose of taking final
action thereon. Such action shall be
final and conclusive upon all persons.
Published May Goth, 1906.
JOS. S. ZELl.E EFF,
JOHN F. DAVENPORT,
WILLIAM H. ROSA,
Board of Public Works.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
CONGRESSIONAL CUTS.

The senate would be a very mex
pensive institution if it were paid FIR
its services on the ''piecework" plan.
Little Rock Gazette.
There will be an adjournment of con-
gress just as soon as the public busi-
ness threatens to interfere with the
work of the campaign committees
Washington Post
After reading some Of the eulogies
delivered over deceased members one
cannot help wondering how such truly
good men ever succeeded In breaking
Into congress.-Washing Post.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

drop of salt water got imprisoned
in his boat, he would bail it out with
out asking any questions as to its
guilt or innocence.
At a good deal of length they reach
ed an island, where, after Prossie
had read to the end of the chapter
he was In at the time, and laid a
pretzel in the book to mark the place,
he looked about him to see what he
was up against.
And it was plenty.
There had been an old lady of I'M
lovely character there for some time
sorcering things. If that old lady
her name was Sycorax-had lived in
Massachusetts in the days of Cotton
Duck Trust Mather, it wouldn't have
been for much tlonger than a snow
fake of the average robustiousness
would stay unframed in the place ap-
preached by the avenue asphalted
with good intentions.
She was naughty old thing-rude
as the mischief.
Among other peevish tricks she had
done, she had taken a nice young
sprite named TAriel, who belonged to
Sprites' Local Union, No. 7, and who
had been doing most Of the spirting
in that island for long time, split a
pine tree, and stuck hi. min the split
where she carelessly left him for IL
years.
leave it to anybody to say if that
was nice.
Also this old womans-rights advo-
cate gave birth to a homely and half
witted son while there, and he, while
handy to carry wood, tend the furnace
and work the dumbwaiter, wasn't fit
to be seen in the parlor.
Prossie said: "Oh pshaw! I've got
lot of magicking to do before l go
on with my reading. This is the
worst interruption l have had In
years"
First he made breakfast food out
of Sycorax, let Ariel out of the pain
full position with which after twelve
years, he was thoroughly annoyed
and set Caliban to moving the lawn
He had prevailed on Ariel, however
before releasing hlmA TO sign con
tract agreeing to sprite exclusively
for him and Randy for twelve more
years or so. Ariel was up against it
and the pine was pinching him pretty
| hard at the time, so he did it.
Nothing else happened until Pros
sic had read all of his books, and then
he got restless. Once when he had
bunch that something was doing
he looked up his magic and found that
a boat containing his naughty brother
Tony, the nasty king who had helped
put him away, and old Gonzalo of the
gas-meter, with others, including {
son of the king, was out on the ocear
sailing, not far from his little farm
He called Ariel and said:
! AIRY, I've got a hot stunt for you
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
GOWN GOSSIP.

Real lace wells, black and white, are
very much admired. A few colored
lace wells are seen, brown being pop
ular.
Large chiffon wells continue to be
worn, usually with a mesh face veil
beneath. White. champagne. gray, re-
soda, brown and black are favorite
colors
Tucks are favorite skirt decorations.
In groups of three or more they trim
great many gowns in soft materials
and also many tub gowns. Lace in
sets, shaped and trimmed fiounces, ruff
fes and other trimmings are allowed
When one is not wearing the ,fimsi-
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

President Baer of the Reading Rail
road says that his railroads. the only
one nj America which is starightfor-
ward, and honest. Z Fora his sake let us
hope that the'investigation soon to be!
gin into the affairs of the Reading,
will mot disclose any overlooked skele.
tons in this railroads corporate closet.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
Coming OF Coy Margetts.

Some might think Decoration Day
an unsuitable time for such q cere-
mony as Lieut.. Col Margetts. of the
Salvation Army. will perform next
Wednesday night at Grace NJ f.
church. But the mems stan captain
wrote from indianapolis to Adjutant
McIndoe that he would be here the
3Oth and the -omen's Stan Captain
wrote from Detroit that she would be
hara the same dav
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
Protection,

Mrs. Albee-Of course, you married
Mr.. Bebee for love? Mrs. Bebee-
Well, yes, 1 suppose you would call it
that. l married him to protect him
from no less than three widows in our
street If hadn't snapped him up one
Of them would have been sure to get
him.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

Commissioner Garfields report CT
the Standard Oil Trust has done some
good anyway. Boss" of the Senate,
Aldrich, was forced to permit the pas
sage of the free alcohol bill. .---
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

Washington dispatches state that
the visiting Indian, prince, The Nah
araja Caekwar was much impressed
with John Sharp Williams, the Dem
ocrat leader in the House. Just wait
until The Maharaja hears one of Sena-
tor Tillmans outbreaks against Presi-
dent Roosevelt.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

Secretary iTaft's authorized state
ment that no conclusion had been
reached regarding his prospective APP.
pointment to the Supreme Court of
the United States, probably indicates
that the presidential bee buzzing".
malady has broken out in his bonnet
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

In view of the astounding revela!'
tons which have come to light in the
investigation into the business meth.
DDS of the Standard Oil Trust, its plea
of innocence at the time Commission
err Garfield made his report was moth
ing but bald face lie.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

est o. lingerie WAISTS she puts on |lne
most mannish of linen blouses with a
soft rolling collar and, generally speak
ing, elbow sleeves with gauntlet cuffs.
There are at least dozen variations
Of this waist, and almost any figure
may be suited.-New York Post.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
HoW's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Satarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
F.. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the Undersigned, have known
F. J. Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, eating directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
.ti Psas Halls Family T'''' for con-
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
The Covetous Man,

Go not to a eovetous old man with
any request too soon in the morning,
before he hath taken in that days
prey, for his covetousness is up before
him, and he is in i'll humor, but stay
till the afternoon. till he be satiated
upon some borrower.-Fuller.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

1t is reported that the Standard Oil
Trust is going to remove its subsidiary
companies from both Ohio and Texas.
Maybe II the people keep up thein fight
against this corrupt monopoly it may
retire from the United States altogeth.
er, though this would seem to good
to be true.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
NoTica TO BIDDERS.

NOiRS 10 6IODERS.
= Notice is herAby given that the
Board of CotAtV Commissioners of
Wayne County, Aate of Indiana, will
receive bids at tho auditors Office of
said county Yntil 1fs&elock a. m. of
June 9, 1906, for>she cdl struction of a
bridge in ely to~aship sbout two
miles south of Greodsfork.
Further nRtice is heS given that
plans and spseifcationsfor the above
bridge are on lie in the Office of the
county auditor &Wayne county.
c. f. WILEY,
T. E. CLARK,
JOHN F. DYNES,
Commissioners of Wayne County.
26-1t.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

Misery assails riches as lightning
does the highest towers; or, as a tree
that is heavy laden with fruit breaks
its own boughs, so do riches destroy
the virtue of their possessor.-Burton.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

The. chronic kickers club is now
complaining that the hot weather is
hurting their business. A short time
ago 1t was the rain. Too bad we can.
not have 'Utopian weather conditions
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
TWO CENTS ATJALL PLACES OF
SALE.
SATURDAY, MAY 26, 1906.

Gear Nicholas seems to have assum-
cd position toward Russia's new par
Lament of the heads | win, tails you
lose" order.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

All aboard. for Conductor Baer's
train on the Reading. the only
straight" railroad between here and
heaven.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
Take Hoods
S arsaparilla

To purify, vitalize and enrich your blood,
create an appetite and give you strength.
LIQUID tahiats. 100 Boses One Dollar.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26

I have lots sale on very easy
terms on NORTH 2Oth, North F, North
18th, Soud 2Ist, Richmond Ave and
Sheridan STREET. See me, AL H. Hunt,
z North 9th Street.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-26
TEAS AED corFEEs.

GREAT A3LANT1g 3 PACIFIC
TEA CO Extra & II. trading
stamps wA our tefs, coffees, baking
powders, extracts and spices. 727
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-11-09
! RAPID RISE Of CHARLES f. HUGHES

fear or favor, not only must exist;
they must be recognized. I can not
permit them, by any action Of mine,
to become matters of debate"
Devotion to Profession.
Mr. Hughes rise to this high posi-
ton in public affairs is attributed not
to an extensive experience in the
game of politics, but to a scholarly
devotion to his profession-the law.
He has not been an office-nolder, his
conduct of the Armstrong committees
life insurance investigation last fall
and the part which he played in the
gas inquiry the preceding spring being
the two events that brought him for
ward as the man best qualified to
lead the republican ticket in the
campaign, The results of his
probing into the hidden methods of
the great insurance companies are
still fresh in everyone's memory. The
manner in which he carried on the
gas investigation was so efficient that
it established a precedent for affairs
of the sort.
His skill in examining witnesses
and in drawing out vital information
from the most unwilling has been
gained in many a hard-fought legal
contest. IIe was James w. Alexan-
der's counsel in the early stages of
the effort to Dust James Hazen Hyde
from the Equitable Life Insurance So
ciety, represented the State Bar asso-
citation in it's attempt to abolish ar
rest and Imprisonment in civil cases,
and was retained by the Mercantile
Trust company in a part of the litiga-
ton involved in the shipbuilding COM
bination scandal. He also acted for
the assignee when John E. Searles, the
sugar magnate, went into bankruptcy.
Mr.. Hughes is member of the law
firm of Hughes, Rounds & Schurman,
| with offices at SO Broadway. In 1888
he was married to Miss Antoinette
Carter, daughter of his former law
partner. They have three children,
the eldest, Charles E. Hughes, jr., be-
ing 16 years of age. His clubs are the
| University, Cornell, Brown and Law
yers' and he also belongs to the Amer
| lean and New York Bar associations
and the American Baptist Social
Union.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-11-09
NOTICE..

In the superior court of Walla
Walla county, Washington.
In the matter of May Wagner, a
minor, under Chapter 40 of the Laws
Of 1903.
To the next of kin:
You are hereby notified that on the
14th day of November, 1906, at ten
o'clock A. NJ, before the Honorable
Thomas Brents, judge of the superior
court of Walla Walla county, Wash
ington, in his court room, in the court
house of said county, in the city of
Walla Walla, Washington, will come
on to be heard the matter of the de-
tendency of said May Wagner, and
you are hereby notified to be and at
tend such hearing and show cause
if any you have, why the said child
should not be committed to the Wash
ington Childrens Home society.
Witness the Honorable Thomas
Brents, judge Of the above entitled
court and the seal of said court, No
vember 7th, 1906.
DORSEY NJ HILL.
Clerk of the Superior Court of Walla
Walla County.
November Z, 20 November IA,
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-11-09
Made Happy for Life.

Great happiness came into the
home Of S. C. Blair, school superin-
tendent at st. Albans w. Va, when
his little daughter was restored from
the dreadful complaint he names He
says: "My little daughter had ST. vi
tus' Dance, which yielded to no
treatment but grew steadily worse un-
til as a last resort we tried Electric
Bitters; and I rejoice to say three
bottles effected complete cure
Quick, sure cure for nervous COM
plants, general debility, female
weaknesses, impoverished blood and
malaria. Guaranteed by E. L. Small
ley's drug store. Price soc.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-11-09

Or. Green arranges with the Niece OF DR.. 30
schee TO handle her famous Uncle's Grea
throat and Lung Cure.
The best family safeguard is reliable
household medicine that will cure Group
Coughs, colds, chilly sensations, running
eyes and nose, sore throat and bronchia
aHecuons-that will keep the children
proof against all contagious diseases.
Such medicine is Boschee's German
Syrup, which has record of IS years II
i ,Ae cure o. consumption, catarrh and al
Wng and bronchial troubles.
The fame of German Syrup as con
sSompuve cure, since its purchase by Dr
green from the niece of the famous ID
ooschee, has extended to all parts OF tn
ear1h. 1t has big sales everywhere. 20
Two sizes, 25c and 75c. all druggists
For Sale BY
HockETT DRUG CO.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-11-09
Always Was Sick.

When a man says he always was
sick-troubled with cough tna'
lasted all winter-what would you
think if he should say-he never was
sick since using Billiards. Horenouno
Svrup. Such a man exists.
Mr.. J. c.. Clark, Denver, Colorado
writes: For years I was troubled
with q severe cough that would last
all winter. This cough left me In
miserable condition. 1 tried Ballard
Horenound Syrup and have not had
sick day since. That's what it Ole
for me-" Sold by A. B. Shelton.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-11-09

WHAT BRAVE PEARY ACCOMPLISHED

experience and that Of Cagni in 1900
when that fine Italian explorer and
right hand man Of the Duke Of Abruz-
ri made his record for the highest
north, which stood until Peary sur
passed it.
Cagnfs work was done far to the
north of the Franz Joseph land arcni-
pelago. The ice did not break up un-
der his sledges, but now and then ne
found that he was afloat on a big or
little foe and he had to wait untn
he was involuntarily ferried across to
some more extensive foe. Thus ne
picked his way along, sometimes in
great danger, for in his eagerness to
get ahead he sometimes ran risks by
crossing from one ice field to another
on very thin, new ice. So he was
greatly delayed, as Peary was this
summer, by the opening of channels
anu dIl TIE phenomena OF tne break
ing up Of large areas of sea ice.
The lives of Pearys party were
saved by the fact that they had eight
dogs, which they turned into food. AS
Cagni was returning south in 1900 he
knew that he was being so delayed
by open water that he could not pos
sibly get back to camp before the ex-
haustion of his food supplies. He
picked out eight of his dogs which
were to be killed one by one as need
ed to exc out the rations of the party
Thy began to eat the dogs, but the
conditions of travel became more fav-
orable toward the last, and not all Of
them became food for explorers. But
he had set apart for the culinary de-
partment just the number of dogs that
were eaten by Peary's men.
The Italians liked the dogs, too.
They said they were excellent eat
ing, and it will not be surprising if
we hear a somewhat similar report
from the American explorer.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-11-09
Mr.. CURZON COMING,
Former Viceroy of India is On His
Way to America.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 9.-Mr, Cur
ION, now on a visit to this country to
see his wife's relatives, is mentioned
as a successor to Durand as the Brit
ish ambassador.
The latter's retirement has been
announced and it is rumored Curzon
is already practically appointed al
though the London foreign office says
the new ambassador is not yet select
ed.