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Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
The CHURCHES.
Happenings Among the Religious
Bodies of The City.
SIMPSON NJ. Il.

Services tomorrow and during the
week will be as follows: $3.50 a. M,
morning meeting; 1920 a. M, morn
ing service; $3.50 p. M, Sunday
school; 6:45 D.. m, Epworth League
meeting, led by Miss Loretta Giles,
subject, THE Grace of Brotherly
Love-" All are welcome.
7:45 p. M, evening service.
Wednesday, 7:45 p. M, mid-week
prayer and praise meeting; S:45 p.
m, meeting for Sunday school lesson
study.
FIRST BAPTIST.
Services tomorrow will be as fol-
lows:
$3.50 a. m, Sabbath school.
1890 a. m, service and ermon
GAS p. M, Christian Endeavor
meeting.
7:45 p. M, evening service and
sermon.
The pulpit will be occupied at both
morning and evening services by the
Rev. William Porkiss, of Ridgefield
Park, N. j..
500 D. m. Wednesday, prayer and
praise service.
DANISH NJ. Il.
Services tomorrow and during the
week will be:
1890 a. m, morning service.
2:30 p. m, Sunday school.
3:45 D. m, Young Peoples Ep-
worth League.
7:45 D. m, evening service.
7:45 D. m. Wednesday, prayer
meeting.
200 p m. Thursday the Ladies'
Aid Society will meet at the home OF
Mrs. Chris Peterson, in Fayette
street.
ST. STEPHENS DANISH LUTH.
Services tomorrow will be:
$3.50 a. m, Sunday school.
1890 a. M, morning service.
There will be no service during
The evening in July and August.
ST. PAUL'S GERMAN.
Services will be held tomorrow as
usual at 8 D.. m, Sunday school at
2 n. M. Rev. Jacob Ganss will con-
duct the service.
DIR SAVIOUR'S DANISH LUTH.
Services tomorrow will be as usual.
1880 a. M, morning service.
2:30 D.. M, Sunday school.
7:45 p. M, evening service.
SALVATION ARMY.
Staff Captain and Mrs. Pickering
Captain Erickson and the Industrial
Home Brigade from Newark will
have charge of the meeting in The
Salvation Army hall tomorrow. Stat
Captain and Mrs. Pickering will als'
lead tonight's meeting.
PRESBYTERIAN.
Services tomorrow will be con
Quoted by the Rev. DR.. John r.. Raw
en-, of Rutgers Theological Seminary
who will occupy the pulpit in ex
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
REAL ESTATE.

The following real estate transfers
have been recorded:
Andrew A. Grace to Louisa Olsen,
lots Nos. IS and 10, block No. 1877,
on Market street.
p. A. Trust Co. to Paul Lenarto-
wicz, lots Nos. 20, 20 and 80, block
No. 1862, on Sheridan street.
Jos. L. Chapman to Lewis Hollan-
Ter, lot No. 80, block No. 233, on
Barclay street.
Samuel Fine to Mary Hruska, lot
No. 13, block No. 1852, on Cortland
street.
Greenbaum and Goldberger to Jo-
seph Matteucci, lots Nos. 3 and 4,
block No. 207, on DeKalb avenue.
Joseph Matteucci to G%reenbaum
and %Goldberger, lots Nos. 20 and 81,
block No. 81, on Jefferson street.
Joseph Ochardt to Anna Kenny,
lots Nos, 8 and A, block No. 102, on
East m
Jos. e. Chapman to Antonio Cerbo,
lot No. 6, block No. los, on New
Brunswick avenue
Joseph e. Chapman to Asunda
Cerbo, lot No. 5, block No. los, on
new Brunswick
Marius Peterson to Joseph Krys-
kowiak, lots Nos. 10 and Ia, block
No. 1871, on Goodwin street.
William H. Mofitt to Thomas JeD
Nos. sc and 81, block No. 1856, OF
Baker place.
Robert Lee to Mary Clements, lou
sen, lots Nos. Is, 16 and IT, blocl
No. 313C, on Carson avenue
William H. Mofitt to Fred Chris
Hansen, lots Nos. 1856, 1877, 1873, 1S9
1870, and 1911, block No. S12E, OF
Donald N
James P. Duffy to Perrine & Buck
elew, lot on Woodruff place.
Andrew Anderson to Anna Thricky
lot No. A. block No. s., on map of es
tate of John Arnold.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
BOYS ATTEMPT WRECK
LEHIGH VALLEY TRAIN.

WILKESBARRE, Pa, July 14:-
Six boys, from nine to twelve years
old, were arrested at Port Grtfhth,
near here, yesterday, charged with
attempting to wreck two passenger
trains on the Lehigh Valley railroad.
They denied the charge, but were
held under bail for a further hearing.
1t is alleged that the youths placed
iron bars in switches along the main
track, one being struck by q local
passenger train last Tuesday and an
other being discovered a few minutes
before the Black Diamond express
was due Thursday. The boys are
Martin and Stephen Sula, Stanley
Broda, Alexander Putsaloski, VIE
liam Drewinsky and Michael Madi-
son
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
RUSSIA DON'T
WAN FLEET.
St. Petersburg Requests British
Squadron TO Stay Away Visit
TO Baltic Ports UnWiSe.

ST. PETERSBURG, July 14.-The
visit of the British channel feet to Rus
sian waters has been postponed until
a more propitious time.
The initiative in this decision came
from Russia, which pointed out that
the projected visit had been welcomed
with lively satisfaction by the Russian
government. which saw in 1t an ex-
preston of sympathy for Russia on the
part Of Great Britain. Unfortunately,
it is added, certain political parties IN
Great Britain and Russia fomented a
sharp agitation with a view to con
Meeting the visit with questions OIL
Russian internal policy.
The firm and loyal statements OF the
British minister for foreign AFFAIRS, sir
Edward Gray, brought the question
back to Its proper ground and was APP
preciated at st. Petersburg at Its prop
er value. Nevertheless, in view OF the
political crisis which is passing over
Russia, the government could not heip
forseeing that the arrival Of British
ships at a Russian port might cause a
recrudescence Of the agitation n in
cidents of n nature to harm the future
relations of Great Britain and Russia
Most cordial kilograms have been ex-
changed between King Edward ana
Emperor Nicholas.
1t is learned from a reliable source
that Emperor Nicholas has offered the
premiership to Dmltri Shipoff, but the
hitter has refused the post on the
ground that he is not a member OF the
majority party in parliament ana Una
the only possible cabinet in the present
crisis is one composed Of CONSTITUTIONS
Democrats. He holds. therefore, ina
he cannot even be n member of such .
cabinet.
Prominent Constitutional Democrati
think the premiership will now be OF
fcred to Count Heyden, who, though
he has the sympathy of parliament, vii
be unable to form a cabinet. although
scheduled for Il Place In the comm!
Constitutional Democratic ministry.
The postponement of the visit OF tn
British channel feet to Cronstadt ha
caused much hilarity among the Mod
crates, who look upon 1t as n sign tina
the government at last has awakene
TO its position and is ready to accep
the inevitable. Conservatives, on IN
other hand, look upon it as another VIC
tory for the Moderates. which 500
will be followed by Il Constitutions
Democratic ministry.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
TRADE TONS.
R. G. Dun & Co.'S Weekly Business
Review.

NEW YORK, July FIR. G. Dun &
Co.'s review of trade says that mid
summer quiet conditions are more in
evidence than at any previous time this
season, although trade continues far
in excess Of earlier years and prepari-
tons for fall and winter are unabated
Confidence is the commercial scnti-
ment, induced by exceptionally favor
able crop reports and the absence o.
any distinctly adverse factor. Whole
sale distribution is very heavy for th.s
period and the majority of reports IN
dictate satisfactorily prompt collections,
while at some points summer stocks
are being reduced by clearance sales.
Not only the leading Industries, but
nearly all manufacturing undertakings
have orders assuring activity well into
the future, and scarcity of labor Is still
the chief complaint.
All New England textile mills have
restored wage scales to the top point
and one prominent concern has olu
teered a further advance to a new high
record. Disputes as to wages are
practically settled at the soft Goa
mines and anthracite collieries are re
suming, the sliding scale giving hard
coal miners an advance of ! per cent
i'm July. Evidences of the u~neXcelled
business during the fiscal year JUS
ended are found in every Statement
that appears, one of the most signih
cant being an advance of 20 per cent
in the money order transfers by thu
New York p~ostotiice.
Many iron furnaces and steel mill
have resumed after a brief season Of
idleness for repairs, inventories ant
settlement of wage scales, so that TIL
production is once more very heavy.
Textile manufacturing conditions arr
not materially altered. Primary mar
kets for cotton goods continue quiet
BUYERS exhibiting a little more interes
as stocks become depleted, but thu
far the actual volume of new bushes
is not significant.
Several further fractional gains II
prices of hides pace the general leve
of the market above all recollections 0
men now In the business.
Farm staples declined in response q
the very favorable official report whicl
indicated the largest acreage in corr
ever devoted to any crop and the pes
possible outlook for wheat. with re
suits for these two principal cereal
promising to eclipse all records in con
junction with splendid results las
year, 1t was not surprising that quota
tons became much lower.
Liabilities of commercial failure
thus far reported for July amounte
to $~2,O14,525, of which $l45,5l3 WEI
. in manufacturing, 81, 795, 151 in tradin
and S73,S61 in other commercial line
, Failures this week numbered 2O2
j the United States against 223 last yes
and p in Canada compared with 26
year ago.
; If YOU read the little ads. ever
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
storm Mt 81. Louis.

ST. LOUIS. July 14.-A heavy wind
and thunder storm caused considera-
BILE damage to street car lines. trees
and small buildings in the southern
mart of ST. Louis. Telegraph and tele-
phone poles along South Broadway
were blown down, falling across the
street car tracks and tearing down
trolley wires. For four blocks the
poles were leveled, and street car traf,
6c was blocked. Police and fire alarm
wires, telephone and telegraph ane
power wires We're torn down. The wine
for a time blew fifty miles an hour.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
TOWNS RUIN THREATENED.
BY THE REMOVAL OF COAL

WILKESBARRE, Pa, July III
Facing the destruction of a large por-
tion of the business section of Cen
.tralia, near hear, because a recent
legal decision gives coal companies
the right to remove pillars of coal
which support the surface where they
own the mineral rights, indignant
citizens are seeking some means OF
preserving their properties.
Owners of property valued at $780,
900 have Just been notified by the
Lehigh Valley Coal and Iron Com
pany to remove their buildings from
the property owing to the danger OF
a subsistence of the surface. The
residents own only surface rights.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
MARRIEp IN NEW YORK.


Marcus Stricken and Mrs. Hattie
Bloodgood were married July . by
Justice Herman Joseph, in New York
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Apologize,
of 1876 State street, are the proud
parents of a baby boy.
w. A. Belcher and family, of Rec
tor street, left yesterday for a vaca-
ton in Rhode Island.
Harry Comings, of Gordon street,
is employed at the Pardee Works.
Malcolm Crowell, of Rector street,
is in the employ of o. w. Ramsay.
The family of G.. r. Fletcher, of
Rector street, will summer in Mass
achusetts, whittier they have gone
this week.
Miss Tina Peterson, of Smith
street, has resigned her position at
Fowler's and leaves today for Pater-
son, from which city she will go to
Washington, ID. c., to spend the sum-
mer months for her health.
Bryan Dunn and son Bernard and
nephew, Michael HUMPHREYS, of Troy,
N. Y. are the guests of John l.. Dunn
of Railway, today.
. = 4
Michael HUMPHREYS, of Troy, n,
", is spending two weeks with his
mother, Mrs. John HUMPHREYS, OF
Washington street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
GRACE ENGLIsH LUTHERAN.


PROVIDENCE. r. l., July 1.-THE
quandary in which the state of1cials
were placed in the case Of Pedro Jas
well. a murderer who was pardoned
by Governor George ii. Utter provided
he return to Italy, but who was pre-
vented from doing the latter by the
ureeo of a Transatlantic steamship
Mt Boston and was returned here, has
come to an end. Jaswell will sail from
New York for Sonora, Italy, where he
will be taken in charge by the authorl
ties and confined in an institution fol
the criminal insane. Jaswell was sen
fenced to life Imprisonment five years
ago for the murder of George Collins
at Rumford.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14

change with Rev. James II. North
rup, who will preach in the First
church, in New Brunswick. At 1890
o'clock morning service, subject,
Permanent value of the Bible"
7:45 o'clock, evening service, sub
ject, True Possessions"
Prayer meeting Wednesday night,
subject, "Triumphal Entry
The collection next Sunday will be
for the Board of Church Erection.
An opportunity will be given to-
morrow morning for the baptism OF
infants.
GRACE ENGLISH LUTHERAN.
Chief service at 1890 a. m, topic
of sermon, "Peter concerning Him
SELF" text Luke SIS.
$3.50 p. m, Sunday school.
7:45 p. m, evening service; topic
of sermon, "Naomi's Misfortune
text, Ruth 1921.
Wednesday afternoon meeting o.
the sewing society.
$3.50 p, m. Friday, Junior Luther
League.
Rev. Robert Schlotter, pastor, us
Madison avenue.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14

70 REaT 1T AROUND THE LOOP.

III BLJitl IL hDOOND - 49,
The members of the Skidoo, or 23,
Club are planning for a great time
on their trolley ride around the loop
Monday night, July 90, the twenty
third being an appropriate date.
Whether they will have car, motor
man and conductor all No. 23 is a
matter of conjecture, but that there
will be twenty-three of the fair sex
aboard the car is a certainty.
The first informal dance OF the
summer was held at the Raritan
Yacht Club last night. Although the
attendance was not very large the
evening was passed delightfully."-. Re
freshments were served. The mem
bers of the committee are Carl Wal
tiers, chairman; George Mead, Harold
Hall, William Hewitt and Howard
Jernee.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
WANTED A POLICEMAN
FOR FEAR OF TROUBLE.

George Loeser asked t~hespolice yes
terday to send him a policeman, as
many of the colored excursionists at
Boynton Beach were at his resort,
and he feared trouble. No liquor be-
ing sold at Boynton Beach, the coli
ored gentlemen crossed the creek to
Losers. aanaln Sa.AAAal
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
neu,.cbIand Rans Dover Pier.

DOVER, England, July II. The
Hamburg-American liner Deutschland
CAPTAIN Kaempff commanding. when
leaving here on her voyage to New
York fouled the Prince of Wales pier
twisting her stem. She is detained fol
ronoirS
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14

WASHINGTON, July H. The presit
dents yacht Mayhower for the time
being is again a warship and has ar
rived at Santo Domingo, where she
win be used as part Of the patrol
around the island
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
Wanted in New Brunswick.

The local police have received
word that Dan Kelly, described as
about eighteen years old, and wear
ing a light suit. is wanted by the
New Brunswick police.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
REV. MIR. HILL AWAY.

Rev. William Powell Hill, pastor
of the First Baptist church, is spend
ing a few days at Mt. Lake Park,
Md. He will return in time to con-
duct the prayer and praise service
Wednesday night and it his desire to
have a large attendance of the mem
bers and friends.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14

CHARLESTON. $. c.. July 1.-THE
CLYDE line steamer Apache arrived here
from New York with one passenger
missing, Walter Irving of Florence,
- n H1.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14

If you have not ANSWERED A
WANT AID. LATELY, you have got
ten tout of touch with things in this
city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14

If you read the little ads. every
day you will pay fewer "didn't-know-
about" penalties. L-a
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14
No Cash Deposit Required Pay As You Get Paid!
OUR USUAL LIBERAL
CREDIT TERMS OUTDONE!
We want everyone to know us and
our method Of doing business
hence this phenomenal offer:
NO CASH REQUIRED

Just pay SOC, 75c OF LOO weekly
on any Ofthese advertised bargains
and they are sent home to you at
boOks---we want you to know that
ours is the most liberal, the fairest
and the lowest priced Furniture
Store in the State and we can prove
it to you by the strongest argu-
mentS:
Price, Quality and Terms of Credit
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-07-14

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Marcus Stricker and Mrs. HatJIt
Bloodgood were married July 8 by
Justice Herman Joseph, in New Yorl
city.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
WOMAN IN THE CASE ACQUITTED
Jury Says Mrs. Bailey Was Not Ae.
cesary to the Murder Of Jay
laWder.

Fulton, Mo.-Mrs. Alva Bailey was
declared not guilty of the murder OF
Jay Lawder. The jury returned the
verdict at $3.50 a. M. Monday, after
being out 40 hours.
Bailey and his wife clasped hands
when the verdict was read. and they
both thanked each member of the jury.
They left the court house together
and went to the boarding house of
Mrs. Willett. where Mrs. Bailey has
lived since the birth of her baby.
The trial of Mrs. Bailey was one Of
the shortest murder trials on record,
SO far as the taking OF testimony was
concerned.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
FIRST SESSION OF THE
Pan. AMERICAN CONGRESS

Rio Janeiro, Brazil.-The Pan.
American congress held it's first ses-
sion in the st. Louis pavilion, begin.
ming at eight o'clock Monday even
ing. The delegates were enthusiasts.
tically cheered by great crowds OF
people. Joaquin Nabuco. ambas.
SadOr of Brazil to the
United States. was chosen
permanent president of the congress.
After the adoption OF a vote of thanks
to the governments OF the United
States and Mexico for their work of
pacification In Central America and
OF felicitation to the republics whose
differences have been adjusted
through the good Offices OF the United
States and Mexico the congress ad-
jOurned for the day.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
Plan Bio Phone system.

TiptOn-There Is a movement on
foot to organize a county telephone
exchange at Latham. this county, at
which place all telephone companies
incorporated and the Mutual will be
invited to connect. This exchange
will furnish metallic circuit to the
following points: California, Upton,
Fortuna. Mutual and Cotton. Ten 9th.
er towns in Moniteau, Miller and Cole
counties will also be furnished with
metallic circuits as oon as they can
be built. When all this Is completed
there will be over 5000 telephones
connected. The estimated cost will
be about $1,000
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
Not a Common Criminal.

One time Col. Bill Hackney, of Win.
field. was indicted by the grand jury for
betting on election along with several
other men. Hackney stood In with the
Judge. The defendants all pleaded
guilty. Before passing sentence on the
bunch the Judge took Hackney into a
side room and asked:
How much shall fine you. Bill?"
What are you going to soak the rest
Of the bunch for?" asked Hackney.
"Oh. | think l will give them 81 and
costs" said the Judge.
well, ! don't want to be treated az
a common criminal" said Hackney.
Just fine me $50 and costs"
And the Judge took his seat on tae
bench and did so.-Kansas City Journal
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
FORGED UNION
PACIFIC STOCK
CERTIFICATES FOR FIFTY
SHARES EACH AFLoAT.
A eUNcLlNc WESTERN JOB
One, offered Al a Western Bank A.
Collateral For a Loan, Aroused
Suspicion and Led to
Discovery.

New York.-The discovery Of
forged certificate for so shares of com.
mon stock of the Union Pacific rail.
road vas announced. Monday after.
noon. by George w. Ely, secretary Of
the stock exchange. According to
Secretary Ely, the certificate is mum.
bered 1858. and is dated September IA,
1906. 1t Is in the name of Marvin j.
Hannah, bearing what purports to be
the signatures of E. H. Hartman and
Alexander Millar, without official Il.
tie, and the seal Of the Union Pacific
company. Mr.. Ely said that 1t is not
known whether or not there are any
more forged certificates In circulation.
Alexander Millar, secretary Of the
Union Pacific Railroad Co. said:
A 6ungIing Western Job.
Il do not believe 1t Is a New York
forgery. 1t appears to be a bungling
western Job. About ten days ago a
western bank informed us that a man
had appeared at the bank with a GER.
common and desired a loan on it. The
bank officials were not atisfed as
to the regularity of the certificate and
inquired from us about it. They sent
us a description OF It, which con.
WINGED us that 1t was spurious. We
30 notified the bank. However, while
we were in correspondence with the
western people, the a who wanted
the loan withdrew the certificate"
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
WILL REVIEW ATLANTIC
FLEET SEPTEMBER 3

Washington. ID. C.-President
Roosevelt will review the Atlantic
fleet on September 3 at Oyster Bay.
The president will be aboard the May.
flower, which is now in Santo Domin.
60 waters. but will return before the
date of the naval review. The fleet
will consist Of the first and second di.
visions of battleships and a squadron
of cruisers under the command OF
Rear-Admiral Evans. and under aim
Rear Admirals Davis and Brownson.
A tentative programme Of maneuvers
will be prepared at the navy depart.
ment and submitted to the president
for his approval.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
FIRE THE BEST filter.
II Water Really Il to Be Purified
There Is Only One Way
to Do It.

"All this talk about tho need Of al.
tiers, about people dying for lack Of
filtered water, amuses me-" said
chemist. For filtered water isn't
necessarily pure water. Boiled water
Is 100 times better.
"A filter, you see, does not free
water from things dissolved in 1t, but
only from things floating in 1t. For
instance. II you mix q quart Of whisky
In a gallon Of water and then filter
the mixture. 1t will come out color.
less. the floating color particles hav-
ing been left behind, but this color
less fluid will be quite as capable Of
intoxicating you now as 1t was before.
for none of its dissolved alcohol will
have disappeared.
80 with water that Is polluted with
sewage. All the undissolved portions
Of the sewage are removed by fltra-
ton, and the water is left clear, taste
less and odorless; but the dissolved
sewage Is still present. and in 1t may
Turk billions Of typhoid germs.
Let those who complain about the
lack Of filters just turn in and boil
their water. A cents worth Of IRE
will purify a gallon Of water better
than a $4,000 900 alter plant could
do H."
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
| Missouri Cleanines.
Missouri Retail Merchants.


Jefferson City-The Missouri Retail
Merchants association closed a two
days meeting here. The discussions Of
the sessions were lively. pure food leg.
i%slation. a change in the garnishment
Law and the giving Of premiums figur.
ing most prominently. A resolution
wal adopted pledging the association
to purchase no new goods with coupon
attachments and to discontinue selling
old lines as far as practicable. Henry
Phelps, of Joplin, was elected presi.
dent, and five vice-presidents, in the
following order, were chosen: Henry
c. Lutz. st. Louis; /. s. Werremeyer.
st. Louis; j. L. Beck, Johnson City;
II. DOlph, Sedalia; l. L. Daily, st. Jo-
seph. W. A. Banks, Of Springfield,
was elected treasurer. and F. Guy
Chinn. of Jefferson City. secretary.
Sedalia was unanimously chosen IS
the next place of meeting.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-07-27
q EErE

Barney Flynn Is enlarged with dis
ord'ly conduct, an shootln' in til city
limits, an raysistin' an officer. an cor
ruptin' tn foorce be wOr-rkin' tn
fri'ndship r-racket, an mat amy Of
flcer meetin' him will call tn wagon
an r-run him in"
Policeman Flynn gave every evi.
dence Of being worried. as he hastily
put his revolver back in his pocket.
Mary" he said, n wan saw me
dom iv It."
Il saw We, Barney" returned his re-
lentless wife.
But We w'u'd mt be afther gettin'
tn only husband We ha-ave in throu-
ble." argued the policeman. Eye
w'u'dn't do that. now w'u'd We Nary"
"As a husband, Barney, I like ye,"