The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1906-10-05
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That English author Who insists
that he does most of his writing in
mis- sleep is probably employed on
some English comic paper.
Justice travels with a leaden heel"
good old Judge Jerry Black used to
quote, but she strikes with an iron
hand"
A Cleveland paper tells it's readers
there is no excuse for idleness now.
The editor ought to hear some of the
short stories listened to by the wo-
men who take in washing to support
their husbands.
The mountain lion who forced
woman to sing all night was killed
early the next morning. This illus"
.trates the danger that environs him
who listens to woman singing.
Tourists to the Yosemite valley can
still experience a realistic touch OF
the Deadwood stage coach and the
touch" in a monetary sense is very
real If California wishes to en-
courage eastern tourists she will have
to suppress her picturesque road
agents.
eff any man wants to learn from
practical experience the difference
between original outlay and cost OF
maintenance let him buy camera
and then take lot of pictures, says
The Washington Star. Or an auto
mobile.
Some men are so suspicious that II
they went into the organ grinding
business they would compel the mon
keys to carry little cash registers
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
According to Missouri court as
cision you don't have to pay any
debt you may happen to owe trust.
One of the far reaching effects OF
this may be the general adoption OF
strictly cash system on the part
of the trusts.
Secretary Elihu Root having look
ed abroad over the absolutely unoe-
welcomed resources of South America
declared to the people of Santiago III
Chile that while the nineteenth cen
turv had been the century OF the
United States, the twentieth Century
would be that of South America.
The Euclid Avenue Baptist Cnurcn'
of Cleveland, has added "conlnun-
ity parlor." The name sounds dlgnf-
fed enough, but it means courtins
parlor, where girls who live IN Doaru
ing houses and have no parlors may
meet young men and court and marry
them. 1t offers no help or Suggestion
to the girl who lives at home and mas
a parlor that is never occupied.
"Make soldiers of them" Is the
London Standards plan for Keeping
the troublesome tribes OF South Al
RIGA in order. 1t says the men no"
giving trouble to the Natal autnor-
tiles would make "a powerful force
of trained soldiers, whose bravery ana
craftsmanship would be equal !"
those of the best European troops
while their marching powers anu
hardihood would be far superior
SYDNEY Smiths cure for self-con
seriousness, as quoted in popular
magazine. comes home to most OF us:
.You are not of the least conse-
uuence; nobody is looking at YOU
nobody is thinking OF you; make
Yourself comfortable" Also DR.. Hales
.Look out and not in, and lend
hand"
Governor Folk, of Missouri, said IN
q racent address, "The fact tnat
This awakening has came at time OF
unusual prosperity shows that
does not proceed from spirit Of dis.
content, but springs from the moral
sense of the people" If time OF
denression should come and spirit
of discomfort and the moral sense
should unite their forces, the srahu
iuries would do land office business
and a great many political machines
would need radical reconstruction.
In Milwaukee the commissioner OF
health permits no milk to be sold
that does not come up to standard
and no doubt today that city has
purer milk supply than any otner
town in this country. This excellent
life-saving result is due-wholly due
to the close watch it keeps upon
germs in it's daily milk supply OF 3d.
600 quarts. 1t wants no germ-infect'
ed milk.
In recent years much OF the CROWN
of the business of the department OF
Justice is attributable to the enorm'
Gus expansion of commerce and trans
portation legislation. At present
trust prosecutions are swelling the