The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-01-20
Dineo from the mino
BY
LANES BARTON ADAMS
LEAVE TROUBLE ALONE.

z lne nenn OF worry oileh ms! outt ~ 70 your
T Affairs;
I The clouds may sometimes drft across the azure
of your skies
And hide the ch.ery sinIight for the moment
from YOUR eyes,
F Rut dou't you think Of lying down. don't lose
your manly grip.
But keep your sand value open, hold . solid
/ upyef lip,
And always as you ploi along keep this advice
To never trouble trouble until trouble trout IS
! you.
that eer
I Cast shadows on the smiling face Of life-sAle rs
bright and clear
And every cloud, however black. will surely
drift from sight,
+ And on your head again will fall the suns soul
/ cheering light
some rain must fail in every life" and when
the storm Is DER
We always appreciate the glad sunlight the
more.
! So take your medicine my boy, lie, skies be gray
blue
And never trouble trouble uutil trouble trouble.
you.
Look every care that threatens you right sausr
ly il, the face
And figure oHt what blow to land to knock it
from its base.
Then land the blow with manly force. and often
you may find
Twas but titm,ev thing OF straw twoud tall
before the wind
Success viii always turn its back upon the man
who SHES
In eowariiy alright at every shadow in the
skies,
So agh, your battles bravely son. unto yourself
be true.
And never trouble trouble until trouble troubles
you
The camera never lies" AS M h
cannot be SAID for the retoucher
l. is said that in Korea bachelors are
no, allowed to buy liquor, perhaps be-
cause the lawmakers think they have
no troubles to drown as other fellows
have.
A Dubuque barber named Date adver-
tises: "Up to date work or whiskers
refunded. " 1t is now up to Date to make
good.
That college student who went insane
whil- figuring out how to make Rocke-
feller work for living was probababl,
very near his destination when he took
up the matter.
The water wagon drivers in Chicago
went on & strike January I, the one day
Of all the year tina, the water wagon is
mos, in demand.
A California scientist declares that hens
can be made to lay whether they feel
like it or not. This may be true, but
science Can never make hen set when
she prefers to stand.
You begged of me to fiy with you
few. | sadly own
Had been fly as am now
never would have flown.
That Pennsylvania girl who while on a
hunting trip hugged a deer to death
must have been away from her best fel-
low for quite awhile
What freckled old liar Bob Fitzsim.
mons is to be surel HE publicly de.
clared that he was through with the
fighting game, and then went directly to
Sioux Falls and effected reconciliation
with his wife
Webster Davis says he has been a Re-
publican all the time. Will he now rise
and explain what he was shopping in the
Democratic woods for2
An astr onoIper declares that Mars is a
million years older than the earth.
Those streaks on her face so long be.
lieved to be canals may be the wrinkles
of extreme old age.
An evidence that the HONEYMOON was
in partial eclipse, a Walsenburg, Mo-,
paper SAYS: Bert Haswell, who was
married last week, came out on his front
porch this morning and kicked the dog
twice"
We howl about the squeaking of the phonosraph
next door,
We chew our teeth and tear our hair and ho,ly
pace the door!
We listen to "Bedelia" till our brain vhirls in
its pan.
And hear 1t tell how everybody works but il
old man
It Il, e. us wild selections from a band that