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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-02
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-02
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-02

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-06-02
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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20
MEMS AND BOYS FURNISHINGS.

Mems fancy Neglegee Shirts in fancy Madras and
mercerized materials. Positively worth up to o5c
each. Sale price .:.... -. .39c;
Mems fine Dress Shirts of best quality English corded
percales fine hair line black stripes and figures;
cuffs attached or detached. Regular values $I.5o.
Sale price Observation-Disclosures. .o9c.
Mems Heavy Work Shirts of special weight drill in
dark and light colors-the most serviceable Shirt
made-fu 36 inches long-all seams double stitch
ed. Worth 65c each. Sale price .:.......... 3oc.
BOYS Work Shirts collars attached, dark patterns,
well made throughout and worth SOC each, for
Men,: % Heavy Weight Underwear-Shirts and Drawers
reinforced French gusset, pearl buttons, .1ec.
Mems heavy Fleece Lined, fiat woven Underwear,
worth 35c garment, Price for this Sale at.. .21c.
900 Caps for and boys, worth up to soc each to
Bows Hats in blacks and brown-all styles in Soft
Wool Hats-Positively worth SIPS each. Sale
Price only ....................::. ....;...;.7 .7ec'
One lot Mems Sample Hats, comprising all shapes
of brim and crown, worth up to SI.5o each. Priced
Mems Four.in Hand Ties, all silk fabrics, all colors;
regular 25c grade. Sale price, while they last
each NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. liz.
Mems Ties in the latest and most desirable patterns
the new reversible, all silk Four-in-Ha lands, worth
I'D to 5oc each at. .@lc.
Boys Suspenders- special quality elastic web Sale
Mems fine Dress suspenders-1 inch web-neat pat
terns-the zoe grade. Sale Price. ....:...... &C.
Mems heavy mixed Cotton Socks--also plain Dlack III
medium weight-1oc quality, Pair. ......... ...4c:
Mems Bandana Handkerchiefs- size-red and
blue-regular 1oc value. Each. ........:...,: &C.
Mems large size White Handkerchiefs- linen
6nished-hemmed ready for use. Each. ...... sc.
One lot Handkerchiefs, Ladies and Mems &c.
DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS
Standard sc inch Fruit of the Loom Muslin, full
DleaCneQ OF.
Best Princess Flannels Teazel Down and Amoskeag
Outings, in and desirable patterns yard &C.
Arnold's Chiffon Broad Coth-26 inches wide in
black, navy, reseda, green and white, sold every
where at 25c yard. Sale Price only. 16c.
q inch Henrietas and Cashmeres-the best shades in
red, blues browns, green and black. Positively
worth 35c yard. Now only .....:..,,.....: 1ec.
Pure All-wool Trcot, Flannes in all the desirable
shades for waists, children's dresses and house
jackets, worth 45c yard for ..........:...:.. 21c.
Best Kentucky Jeans All-wool-colors black gray
and brown-the 25c kind-at ...::....."...: 16c
60 inch Al-woo Repellant and Waterproof Dress
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20
No Lawyers BY and BY.

Col. James Hamilton Lewis, corpo-
ration counsel Of Chicago, politician,
former congressman, wit and after
dinner speaker, says: 'In eight hun
dred years yes, before that period
has elapsed-the lawyer will be with
out profession.
"The law is in the midst Of great
changes" he said TO Chicago Post
writer. "I believe that in 80 years
the evolution will have progressed so
far that we will have tribunal some-
thing like those Of ancient Greece,
where any man whether he be lawyer
or not can go and present his case,
"The lawyer, except as an advo-
cate, is disappearing from the world.
The necessity for him is waning. Men
are learning to get together and settle
their business matters or their troub-
les without him.
There was a time when the law
offered q man preferment. honors,
social entree, and everything to bel
desired. Not so today. The lawyer
10 lOOhCu uPOIl 20 u HehASSANSt
on the body polite. On every hand
we see lawyers turning away from
the practice of their profession and
getting into channels of life Offering
them better returns for their abilities.
1T say without hesitation that the
lawyer is the lowest-paid worker In
any class of endeavor to be cited, CON-
sidering what he puts into his work.
Take the corporation lawyer getting
perhaps S2,5O0 or $4,000 a year He
makes it possible for his employers to
accumulate millions. Take the law
yer who defends the corporation dam
age suit. What does he get for the
lifeblood he puts into his fight?
Take the criminal lawyer. He
gives his very flesh to the cause. He
saves life and liberty. and in return
what does he get but a paltry sum?
'I repeat that the world is learning
to get along without lawyers. You
ask me If 1t is not true that the col
leges are turning out more lawyers
today than ever before and that the
number of lawyers in proportion to-
the population is increasing. I am
not prepared TO say that such is the
fact. Ny opinions have been deserted
by the law schools that are turning
out lawyers to starve.
I'VE do not have TO go far back to
see what an evolution already has
taken place in the legal calling. Now
1t is not learning that takes man 10
the front. 1t is not depth Of wisdom.
years of study or conscientious work.
What is it? Paper cap explosions!
Noise!
mo longer is it necessary for
man to be a lawyer to go to congress.
Business men go there. The places
once considered as belonging only 10
the lawyer are going to men in other
walks of life. The lawyer on every
hand is being crowded out The peo-
pie are becoming intelligent enough
to get along without him as an inter-
mediary.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20
PRICES.
PRICES.
A FEW OF THE HUNDREDS OF BARGAINS.

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Chdrens Shoes, plain black, worth 25c. Sale Price
Chdrens Shoes patent leather fancy tops all colors
Worth 5oc Sale Price .................... roc
Boys School Shoes worth &c., $1oo SIPS, $500 Sale
Mems Shoes Society King Shoes, late shapes and
eathers worth $500. Sale Price .......... $a6o.
Ladies Shoes worth $Ioo, $780, $a.oo, $a5o. Sale
Price .......:....... 7se, esc, $IIe, Srse, $r6e
Overalls-Brownies 25c kind. Sale Price roc.
Overalls-Best EARTH worth $I.25 Sale Price, 8oc
Rugs-Most complete line ever shown in Yorkville
You must see them to appreciate them. Sale
Price ...................... SI.6o to I9c
Ladies Pure Linen Handkerchiefs- -hemstitched-
worth loc each while they last .............. &C.
Ladies Shawls and Fascnators-Latest styles, all
kinds and colors-worth $I.5o to 35c. Sale Price
....................... o8c to Ioc
Ladies Corsets-one lot worth 35c to 5oc Sale Price
Ladies Corsets-c-B and Arrnorside ....;..... roc
Umbreas-one lot worth 5oc-Lades' and Gents
Umbrelas-one lot worth $2.25 to 65c Sale Price
90 ;;........... $I3e to 3ec
Window Shades Sale Price .63c to Isc
Pictures-Dierent subjects worth $225 to 35c. Sale
Price ..'..................... $I.3o to 1oc
Express Wagons for boys. See them. Sale Price
SIZE to s9e
Full lines of the following goods: Slverware, Clocks
Toys, Ladies Handbags, Combs, Jewelry, Watches
and Buggy Whips. All go in Sale at your own
prices. -.
Sweaters-One lot good Sweaters worth 50. Sale
Price .:......... 39c
Sweaters-One lot worth $I.5o. Sale Price .... e8c
Fleeced lined Underwear Best soc kind-Drawers and
Undershirt.-Sale Price Observation-Disclosures .3oc
Coats Thread, six spools for. a4c
One lot standard Crepe Paper, all colors Sale Price
One lot Plain and Embossed Cups and Saucers, worth
soc SET Sale frce ...:......'... 29c
Plates to match above, per set-Sale Price ACC
One lot Gold Band and Decorated Cups and Saucers
and Plates worth 75c set Sale Price 4sc
Steak and Vegetable Dishes, worth $Ioo to 25c. Sale
ITlCe O9C 10 l9S.
TRUNKS, VALISES AND TELESCOPES
We have trunks worth $500 to $I.5o. Sale Price
pl99o " 9oS.
Vases worth ST. so to $Ioo Sale Price esc to 7ec.
Telescopes worth $500 to So Sale Price $13e to Iec.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20

Goods-actual value 65c yard-Sae Price -. 43c.
So inch Table Damask-oil boiled Turkey red -or
full bleached satin finished, yard .......,. 2Ic,t
Table Oil Coth-full 48 inches wide-standard Amer
can-non- -breakable- the world over at 25c
1000 yards Ioc Embroidery, Edgng and Insertion,
IS dozen Ladies' plain white Linon Handkerchiefs-
hemstitched- positively worth cents each. Sale
Ladies' Hose-fast black and full length-worth Ioc
pair. Sale Price. ......................... &C.
Ladies Hose-in fancy mixed and plain black--all
fast colorS-Pa1r. Observation-Disclosures. &C.
Chdrens Ribbed Hose-fast black-pair &C.
Ladies All Linen, Silk Embroidered Turnover Collars
the 25c kind-each NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. &C.
Two papers best Adamantine Pins for. ......... &c.
No. 22 All Silk Taffeta Ribbon inches wide-An
Coors-Yard ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. &c.
HOUSE FURNISHINGS
81 inch Corrugated White Enameled Curtain Poles
with silver ends and brass brackets-compete &C.
Bleached Huck Towels-I4x26 inches-hemmed-
ready for use-Each NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. &C.
Bed Spreads-ful bleached-large size-close woven
soft finished Marseilles pattern-positivey worth
$I.25 each-Sale Price NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 7oc.
Lace Curtain-over-locked stitched edges-29 yards
long-Nottngham Curtains worth 69c pair for 39c.
Genuine Yokoba Smyrna Rugs-nice snowy patterns
bright colors-frnged ends, reversible. Positive
ly worth $I.35 each at ..!............. esc.
Japanese Matting-special quality-closely woven-
I8o warp-non-breakable--eas worth 35c yard
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20
SHOES! SHOES!
FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

Not any old style, undesirable pair in our house
every pair brand new.
Mems medium weight Dress Shoes, kangaroo finish
we'll made and lined throughout-cap toe-also in
Russian calf. Positively worth $I75 pair. Sale
plain or cap toe-half double sole. Excellent Shoe
value at $2oo pair ....................... 1.3e.
Mems fine Shoes in Patent Colt, Gun Metal and Vci
leather cap toe, Blucher cut, slight extension sole.
Positively worth $500 pair. Sale Price $26e.
Ladies' medium weight Shoes for street and home
wear-dongola polish-patent cap-Cuban heel
sizes as to 8s-Regular $I.5o value pair 49,. esc.
Women's heavy Shoes-royal Kangaroo calf-solid
leather-anti-trip heel-full lined-Actual value
S165 pair. Sale Price. Observation-Disclosures. $1.1o.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20
a1isteIlanenas Rsadiag.
THE FOOL AND HIS MONEY.
Some Schemes of Wildcat Promoters
For Parting the Two.


The fact that one Of the firms of
pseudo bankers infesting lower Broad
way has been taking the fools mon
ey for five years is an indication of
its success.
Now half a dozen mushroom bank
ing'' houses with elaborately furnish
ed quarters in New York, and
branch offices in all the larger towns
of this country and Canada and even
abroad, are using this ingenious
scheme to sell spurious mining, oil
and manufacturing stocks.
A writer in Success declares that
the house most successful at the
game has forty branch offices here
and abroad, besides agents in many
smaller towns. 1t brings out a new
company every little while and sells
the stock usually by the mail order
and agency system.
Years of experience have given
these parasite promoters an invalua-
BILE sucker list"-little investors all
over the country whose financial Gre
dulity has not been shaken by repeat
ed losses These "investors''-wage
earners, country merchants, clergy
men, teachers and other professional
men-are reached through circulars
and letters.
The first stocks sold by this house
paid cash dividends for a while, and
the investors" who were doubling
and tripling their savings bank in
comes spread the glad tidings among
their friends. The cash dividends
were followed by scrip dividends-in
some cases by no dividends at all.
The stockholders who complained too
loudly were offered in exchange for
their unsatisfactory stocks other
stocks in new companies brought out
by the house.
A trust fund" established" for the
protection of investors" is made up.
supposedly, of sound mining stocks,
and when an investor gets tired or
one spurious stock he can send 1t in
and exchange 1t for something else.
This, of course, Is just as spurious
but It keeps the victim quiet for Q
while.
He is advised to hold the stock un-
til the mine strikes the expected boz
nanza ore, when the stock will rap
idly increase in value. In this man
ner the house manages to keep its
dupes quiet for many months and to
sell them more stock besides.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20

LIST TO THE ACTORS WooING.-
Darling, your makeup has put 5.
r. o. sign on the box office of my
heart, and 1 want to team it with you
until the curtain rings down on our lit
tie comedy. We may not be able even
to rattle around in a $3.50 house, but
we can put an act on in one that Will
make the 1egit' look like a pasteboard
that the manager turned down. Let's
put our names together on a three
sheet and send slows to our friends
announcing that We'll open to solid
booking for life, with a frst-night
reception in the wings. We don't
need an angel to float this show, for
you're one now; and if you'll play
Juliet to my Romeo, I've got the props
to start the show. Come, now give me
the cue"-Judge.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20

HIS BARGAIN-"My dear" said the
thoughtful husband, entering the house
with huge package in his arms you
remember last week when you secured
such a wonderful bargain in shirts at
4S cents and neckties at three for a
quarter for me?"
Yes, love-" said the fond WIFE
We'll, don't think 1 didn't appreciate
your thoughtfulness. See, l nave
bought something for you. 1 noticed
some beautiful green and yellow plaid
goods in a show window on my way
home, and brought you eighty yards
of it at 4 cents a yard. The clerk
said it was a great bargain, and 1t Will
make enough dresses to last you two
years Why, she has fainted!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1906-11-20
SENSATIONAL BARGAINS
IN MEMS AND BOYS CLOTHING.

In MEMS AND Buy > SLo1r1tNS, .
Mems Suits of special quality fancy mixed meltops,
we'll tailored hair cloth fronts, padded shoulders;
three button military cut very desirable. Positively
worth 800 each Sale price. 'S3.4e'
Mems medium weight Suits of English melton, plain
colors blue or black, military cut in either single or
double breasted; black Italian cloth lining. Posi-
lively worth $3.50 each, Sale price, '$3.9S'
Mems Suits of imported English melton in navy blue
and black in both single and double breasted.
Bought to sell for $3.50 the Suit Gigantic Sale
Mems Suits of fancy mixed wool worsted, showing
diagonal woven threads of contrasting coors, form
ing distinct overplaid hand-padded shoulders,
three button, center vent Actual value Sd4'oo'
YoUTHS' SUITS in sizes ranging from 10 to 20
years; black cheviot and imported meltons in blue
and black Tailored and finished with the same
care and attention as those for Double and
single breasted. Actual values $3.50 each. Ggan-
tic Sale Price NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. $298
BOYS AND CHILDRENs CLOTHING.
Boys fine Suits of fancy Scotch mixtures and tweeds
in striped designs well made and worth from $500
to $225 the Suit to go at: at:....:............eoc .eoc'
Boys Suits of special weight all wool blue serge, sizes
E to IL years lined with black Italian cloth. Posi-
lively worth $500 each. Sale price S1.79.
Our entire line of Boys Knee Pants worth up to 35c
pair to go at ...................... 1ec.
200 pairs Boys Knee Pants, in all wool worsteds,
cheviots tweeds, ETC., worth up to 75c pair. Sale
price only ........................ 3ec.
MEMS PANTS.
About 100 pairs Youths Long Pants in hard woven
cassimeres and fancy worsteds fancy waist lining,
heavy twill pockets. Positively worth $I35 pair.
Sale price only Observation-Disclosures. .o9C.
Mems Pants of black serge and heavy all wool Ken
lucky jeans, double stitched and made to stand
rough service. Regular $I.25 values. Priced for
this sale only at ISS'
Mems fancy mixed cashmere and worsted Pants, in
variety of patterns, double twlled pocketing and
fancy waist Innings. Positively worth up to SI.5o
pair Sale price ....... ..........: ;9oc-
Mems Fine Dress Pants of fancy cheviots, Scotch Mix
lures and all wool Kerseys worth up to $3.50 pair,
to 60 at Observation-Disclosures. ...:....:. ,.$1.3s.
The celebrated Dckey's genuine a-wool Kersey
Trousers for Men-never before offered for less than
$500 pair. Now only .....:..:......:.... S24o.
worsteds sizes 8 to IL years Positively worth up
to SI75 Suit Sale Price only ............... 7ec.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-09-08

But surely you are the man | gave
some pie to 4 fortnight ago?'
Yes, lady. l thought p'r'aps you'd
like to know I'm able to get about
again. "-ratler
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-09-08
Experience Of a Rising
Young Politician

az on ind 1t interesting. do you
not. Mr.. Klymsr." said the
1 young woman with the specta-
cles and the high forehead, ito watch
the variations of the index number
from time to time. az recording either
the effect of the administrations atti-
tude toward the vested interests Of
the country or the fluctuations in the
standard of value?"
"Er-yes, exceedingly" said the ris-
ing young politician.
1.-THE ordinarily accepted opinion, Of
course, is that rise or fall Of prices
II In accordance with the law Of sup
ply and demand ~ relates to cosnlnOdi-
ties in general, but you doubtless have
grasped the fundamental idea that
there record merely the appreciation
or depreciation Of the monetary stand
ard, more or less Money being reQuir-
ed to purchase q given article Of msr-
chandise, the variation taking visible
form in an apparent increase in the
general level OF prices1 Is it not SOP
"Why-h'm"-
you hesitate to commit yourself,
perhaps on account of questions Of
policy and expediency, until the align
ment Of the great parties as to the abb
stract questions involved has become
more sharply denned"
"Heavensr he exclaimed half an
hour later as he made his escape. 81
don't mind a merely intellectual young
woman, but this ones a financier and
a political economist, and I'm burned
IL don't believe she was making fun
Of mev'-Chicago Tribune.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-09-08
THE COUNTY FAIR.

Neil Burgess who, with his COM
plete New York Company, is now
making his annual tour as Abigail
Pruea in the County FAIR who has
made countless thousands laugh in
sympathetic enjoyment, is inimitable
and parental source of fun. The
fine and delightful impersonation of
= county spinster of very mature age
though not beyond hope-with ali
the moral impulses, the kindly feel
ings. the pathos, the human touch
and the ready sympathy clad in the
prudish gossipy manners of her con-
dition and environment, still COM
mands admiration and affords amuse-
ment in unstained measure. And the
secret Of it is the genuineness of it
all, the fine art working upon the
truth of characterization and thus
holding up the mirror to nature. The
character portrayed by Mr.. Burgess
is the true product of rural environ
.ment, petty interests, deep religious
feeling and free thought shaping the
soul of woman raised on a farm
and disciplined by the life of her
community. We believe in Abigail
and we like her, and we sit through
the acts and admire her in her pink
gown and tossing curls. Neil Bur-
CESS makes US believe in her and feel
with her. An actor in petticoats is
a daring and dangerous experiment
outside the limits of burlesque. But
Mr. Burgess, in petticoats, is a con-
vincing and triumphant success, be-
ing supported by very strong COM
pany. The fact that Mr.. Burgess
himself is again making tour of the
principal cities, is regarded as one
of the principal events in the theatre
cal season To cap the climax and
make more realistic the amusement
features which marked the former
success, there is the great race scene
between four horses going at full
speed before the audience which is
won by Aunt Abby's Gold Molas-
ses' by a head who WINS the purse
that lifts the mortgage from the OLD
farm The County Fair with al
the horses, scenery and mechanical
ecects, will appear at the Grand
September 3oth
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-09-08

Waiter" called the customer IN the.
restaurant where an orchestra was
9laying.
Yes, ssh
Kindly tell tie loa1er of the orches-
"a @ play so1nefhing SAD ana low
Nklle 4 dina xent q 80 Il 4 want
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-09-08
YOUR SUMMER VACATION

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you how, when and where to go, and
how much it will cost Free on ap-
plication to Jas. c. Pond, General
Passenger Agent. Wisconsin Central
Railway, Milwaukee, Wis.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1906-09-08
The Limit.

The stranger halted on the edge Of
the hobo camp.
1--WE are so hungry, mister" yawned
the lanky hobo in the old tall hat.
"Then why don't you go out and beg
at the nearest farmhouse?" asked the
stranger.
1--WE are all so tired no one will vol
unteer, so we are going to shake dice
to see who must perform the painful
duty
"Well, what is the delay?"
"Why, we are waiting for an earth
quake boss, to come along and shake
the dice boX."-Detroit Free Press.
Il MI