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Merely Joking.

Z = . . ii ..a
ever Cat one7-Nlrs. Bcnsomc: And y, !
when We were In Egypt my husband
found an; amulet 5000 years old-it was
just pcrfect!'. Mrs. Nonaut: My good
ness! How. did the eggs keep fresh al
this mc?"-Clevcand Leader.
Horns OF; "a DlIemma.-"The President
is having d great deal of difficulty IN de-.
Gliding between these two candidates" Il
"IIow's tl,at?" zone OF en- Is a Har-
ward man and the other Is an cX-Rough
Rider"-TIouston Chronicle.
Food for Fames.-''Wherc's the frc?"
en- the next block; It's going to be a
big one too.n How do you know"
TITS In nreproof ing,''-Clovcand
Leader.
A Mental sIip.-rhey were studying
about tho nine muses.. Now, whom IS
associated With the dance?" asked the
teacher 'St. Vitus," answered the star
scholar And tho class smiled audibly.-.
Houston Chronicle.
Plqued.-Thc heroine was sinking for
the third time. But the hero was no.
where in Sight Always late" muir.
INJURED the fair girl "1'll sink couple
OF times more. and II he doesn't arrive
then he can just go to potf' Oh, she was
very Indignant! Exchange.
In st. LouIs.-''You ought to go out
more Grace" urged her sister. You
think so?" ~ do, indeed. Yo,, haven't
been married now for some time, dear
girl. Take care! You'll be getting dull"
EXCHANGE. (. as8Ss 4. l5ss4si 49,. .e .55.,g
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oEElN}r

A full list OF McClure-Philips' spring
publications is as follows: Lady Betty
Across the Water" an Anglo American
story by c. IL. and a. M. Williamson.
authors OF MY Friend, the Chauffeur"
"Thc lightning Conductor" etc; In
Our Town. sketches from the editorial
sanctum Of a small Western comH.r-
nifty, by William Allen White; RED
Saunders Pets and Other Critters"
humorous animal tales by Henry Wall
lace Phillips, author Of "Rcd Saunders
1.-THE Four Million" stories Of New
York, humorous and otherwise, by O..
Henry, author or "Cabbagcs and Kings;
"Vrouw Grobclar and Her Leading
Cases. powerful tales of the Valdt Of
Perceval Gibbon; More Stories OF Mar
rIcd Life" by Mary Stewart Cutting;
pigs Is Pigs" farclal novelette,, by
Ellis Parker Butler; The Far Country"
a book of poems. by Florence Wilkinson;
"Thc Life OF q star" stage rcminls-
ccnccs. by Clara Morris Enemies Of
tho Republic" Investigations In state
government corruption, by Lincoln Stcf-
fens; "Wayside Talks" BY Charles Wag-
ncr; "rho Cost of Competitions" by Sid
ncy A. Reeve; Fosters Complete
Bridge" by r. +. Foster, and "rhe
Meaning OF Good" BY G. Loves Dickin-
son, author Of Letters from a Chinese
OnicIal."
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THIS5DAY INHlSTORY
March 9th.

Church Day, GIstavus. Sun rises at G:o1,
sets at 600.
AZ 8. c.-Ptolcmy Dlonysius, King of
Egypt drowned In tho Nile. His
name is rendered cxccrablc to the
latest posterity for the murder Of
Pompcy his bcnefactol.
1ao6-Robcrt Bruce crowned King OF
Scotland at Scone.
17s3-The French Genera! Dumourier, in
a conference with the Austrian Cen
eral Mack, at Ath. resolved to march
back on Paris and establish the con-
stitutional monarchy Of 1901.
18o2Trcaty of Amiens signed between
England Spain, France and the Bata-
Wan Republic.
1eo4-'The navy yard and marine bar
racks at Washington established.
1s39-All the opium belonging to British
subjects in China, amounting to
2o,2S3 chests, valued al about s9.000.-
600, surrendered to Captain Elliot.
superintendent of the British trade.
for the purpose of being destroyed in
obedience to the orders of the Chs
ncsc government
1854-The Emperor OF France announced
that RussL had placed herself In the
attitude Of declaring war against
France.
1e74--The French Parliament decided to
determine by vote whe Their that coun-
try should be q republic or monarchy
In tho future.
1ss5-'rho report Of the first bloodsncd
of the rebellion led by Louis ltiel in
the British Northwest Territories
reached Ottawa. A
1894-Friction between tho United States
and British governments over the
lattcr's delays In the Bclrlng Sea
disputes predicted by Washington OIL
Gals MS likely to cause war.
1e95-'rhc United States ordered war;
ship to Peru to look after American
interests the country being convulscd
BY revolution.
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Gertnanv's Population.

The newly completed census OF Ger.
many shows that the empire Is enjoying q
very comfortable, II not exttavhgnht, IN
crease III population. In five years Ger
tnuny has g,lined over four millions OF
inhnbltants. which Is an aiii,ial Increment
Of some ono and d half pet cent. II, 1900
tho Kaiser had 56,367l1s subjects; lie has
60,CO5, 1873 now. IN tho meanwhile he has
lost about 100000 by emigration. Evident
~ race suicide has not yet become n habit
with tho Teutons.
liiep point Of population, Germai,y's rank
among tho powers remains unchanged.
She stnnds sixth, surpassed only BY Chi
il.i, the British Empire, the Russian Enl-
pire, tho tinted States and France with
her colonies. two omit from considelta-
ton the French Dependencies, rs we
should have right to do In comparing,
for example. the military strength 81 the
two countries, Germany would rise above
her, to tho fifth place. or the ?2,'oi ,5Zo
inhabitants tabulated for France and her
colonies, only 30,11s,s95 arc found III tho
French Republic. rho latter figure Is less
than the population Of either Austria.
Hungary or japan. l.&
Ctarmnny's steady, If not particularly
rapid, growth may wei explain, iii part
at least, tho notable political activity OF
her ruler Tho Kaiser Is badly II, need
Of an outlet for his surplus population,
and each year is undoubtedly making that
need more apparent. Unlike his chief
European rivals, William owns no great
bare stretches Of land in convenient
quarters of tho map, attractive to colonIsts
and crying aloud for them. His spheres
of influence in Africa and the Pacific
scarcely fiji the bill Good colonies III dc.
sirablc locations arc sorcly needed.
Germany is coming to be rather an
over crowded country. With an area con-
sidcrably less than that Of Texas, II has
q population only about twenty-five per
cent less than that Of the entire United
States. This. country, not INCLUDING Its ISL
ands, has a square miles Of territory to
every IS inho btants. Germany II snunrc
mile to every o9O inhabitants. 1t Is small
wonder that Williams rowing eye is con-
stantly being lured to the wide and fertile
EXPENSES Of Brazil
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Mccarthy and His Assailants.

1Ve have received " letter from cor
resnondcut in Buffalo, II. y, In which
he Inquiries if the people OF Richmond
are proud of their Mayor we reply
that they are. He defended Richmond
in war. lie stood by her in her more
distressing adversely after the war ana
hclnc1 TO turn her desolation into pros
pcrty, No city over had more ioyal
or devoted son.. Loyalty to Richmond IS
a part of his religious creed ana nc nus
never seen the day when. he would not
Law his life upon her affairs, II her wei
fare or honor required the sacrifice he
is a patriot by nature, but his patkiot-
ism begins at home. lic 1ousht lof
Richmond, for Virginia and lor me
South, his love of them all Is sort
of consuming passion and sometimes IN
expressing it lie ovcrstcps the mark, ana
n,isrcprcsents himself.
His statement that he recognized Dut
two flags, the flag of Virginia ana the
flar Of the Confcteracy, was not made
seriously and everybody who heard the
speech knew that it was meant as olt
of good-natured bnIinage. But y ought
not TO hive been made at all because
as Richmond was the capital OF the Con-
fc,,erucy and as Mayor Mccarthy was
speaking, in his representative capacity,
lie might have known that this remark
would be distorted BY No>Iern radicals
into a Unreasonable" uttcrancc and
charged against the whole city and
state as the outhurst of the summer
ing fires of rebellion
OF course, that is all nonsense. Mayor
Mccarthy did not insult the Stars and
Stripes. But even il he had done so
The people Of Virginia should mot have
been held responsible for the! sentiment
(which probably not a man IN the STATE
approved Did the nation conclude that
the pcopc OF Chic were all anarchists,
because, forsooth, the doughty Mayor OF
Toledo said that he had no reverence
for law, and that he regarded his oath
of Office as q mere form?
For his ndiscretion tho Mayor is to be
condemned. He has put both himself and
his people in wrong light. But there
vas no treason in Iiis passing remark
The Mayor has correctly expressed his
real sentiments when he said yesterday
in reply TO his assailants:
II have no doubt that would be more
prompt to meet n foreign foe with the
star-spangled Banner than many of
., yj,
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aII;I0l

MISS PRIMROSE BY Roy Rolfe ellison.
Pages 295 Sips. Harper and Bro
TIERS New York. Bell Book and
Stationery Company Richmond
No American writer sulpasscs Mr.. Gill
son In the special vein which he mas
marked for his own. I3oyllood, especially.
he touches only to illumine with charm
Ing fancy and agreeable sentiment and 1t
is boyhood with which at least part OF
his latest book deals. Readers OF the
earlier volumes will know In advance
the general character or Miss Primrose"
Some Of the chapters have, indeed, mp
pearcd as separate sketches In maya
zine. There is {, slight plot, to which
Miss Prlmrosc's love story, contributes q
DASH Of romancps The scene is tlaid IN
typical rural community, against the
background Bof which moves q group Of
characters. Betram Weather
by, a lad whose mind is filed with dreams
of Tom Brown at Rugby. Is the central
figure. There Is plenty OF hunlor IN
these pages, and more human insight ana
feeling and imaginative charm.
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GKXU-

"Tho Phantom OF tho Poles by VIII
liam Reed, to DO published next month
by Waltcr S. Rockcy Company, New
York, is announced rs y book dealing
with tho question OF Arctic ana Ant
arctic Investigation from a very thoughts
{ ful aud original viewpoint. Poary, Nan-
son, Melville Grcely and other famous
explorers ara quoted ut length. With
some authorities the author agrees; With
Others, docs not. Ills purpose Is to pre-
sent an Important truth that must
arouse general interest-ono that has oc-
coupled his mind and energy for years,
and Of when he feels u firm conviction,
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0EEG1.11

Gale Young Rice. tho young Louisville
poet, who will be remembered by his
two dramatic poems, "Davld" and
"Charlcs dl rocc;s," Will have new
volume out this spring undor tho title
OF 'T'lays and Lyrics" Mr., Rice has
hitherto shown his talent through dr;l-
matte verse; but this now volume con-
taIns besides IN entirely new poetic
drama, "Yoandu Of Cyprus Il number
Of short lyrics full Of sentiment ana
charm, MIR. Rlce's work Is essentially
splct,lrcsauc and colorfu, ana clever in
vcrslilcation when the occasion demands.
In his preface Nh Rice says that his de-
sire has been to include only his best
work; his best work would seem to rank
among the best OF our American poets
TODAY. 5F4 t.s-f.s Nv
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Rhymes for q! J, az.
Calendars and ,rherinotflete
sat M m tnhlo prepared to cot1ipose

1 sat at my table prepared to compose &
A ballad ofsinerlt supreme,
But the wasted minutes went ny III roWs'
For couldn't secure Inc a thef1te--- j,
Till 1 spied tho calendar h,il,g OH tho wall
And I cried With a so,orot,s ring: /.
lila! ha!-Thntll give me no trouble at
I'll knock out /, ballad 70 sprlng!"' as.,
ron, the budlot said to the Dicky-bird! II
&#"Ifeyl what's MI this. dye known
And the Dicky BIRD he coldly stirred l:sr
And grlnted: ."Wly, It's SHOW
But then a tribal something occurred, y
&, And I sdw tI,at tho thought was no co.
For suddenly heard the Diclsy-bird q. ,.,i
a Observe: .,Why si,,cks! It's snow!'
And let my glance stray out Of the the
patie. $
And I cried to my Muse: Don't sing!
For tho snow anu tho slusf lie out there,
to husi, i'5 Il
Any idiot rawlings to spring" !,
tYcs. the flowers asked Of the Dicly-
bird: N
A"1Iey, what's this stuff? D'yc know"
And tho Dicly-bird, he coldy heard
And shivcrcd. "Wiy, It's snow."1 t.,f
Ave, tho calendar whispers that winter
Is gono, &, .ti tf.9 2,3giTtae.rt&
And the almanac tells lis it's spring, z
But the falling thermometer goes t,,n1-
l bling. on. sI8, ,3 II ~.
10 shout: &"Why. It's no such tling!" !,
And l wish that they'd manage somehow
to agree,
And so sl,clp u young poet to sing
Who fears extra winter II he should be-
gin to
Indite some chasto verses to spring.
52s II. s. NJ X
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This new book upon tho bnsses, fresh
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trhe range OF articles comprises almost
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0G-z1IlI

Herbert Quick, author of Double Trou-
hle. is leading the quiet life, lie has
botaken himself to Palmetto Beach, Ala,
there to write Il new novel. Ills library
viii BIO OF Interest TO every ono who has
tried To figure out what books lie would
take with him were no baniahed TO q
desert isle. II consists Of Roget's The
s,,,,rus. Wobster's Dictionary. Omar's
Ruhniyat Burton's khsidah, six Of
shukespeare's plays. rlpn,nass play Arl-
zona and the New testament, nv.
Quick's new story IN process Of wiling
Ia said 10 be IN Y VERY a'teteM VEN
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Edward VII. and His Nephew.

great deal OF nonsense, has bcen
souI, Of Europe between the king and
tho Emperor william. and 1t has been
stated that they had n!1n1;nl To visit
moonsh!ne Tho Emperor William IS
we'll known to DO most anxious to re-
ceive q state visit from the King at
Berlin, and AS such n visit is really
tho code of court etiquette. il Is highly
probable that he will spend three DAYS
at Berlin somo tmo during the present
self and to his host London Truth.
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#f.E = 49,,
Is Stokes and Company, New York. Bcll
.{ Book and Stationery Company, Rich
@t4E mond.
,rhs work Possesses the merit Of good
literary STYLE combined with the Impress
or {, thoughtful and gracious personality
The subjects arc we'll chosen and hold q
Wide range Of interest, which, With tho
qualities OF i,epfuncss, integrity and
sweet womanincss that they inculcatc.
should make the book Of value III the
development ana strengthening OF char
nctcr. ''Tho Secret Of Charm, Man
ncrs.''i"Friendshlp and Marriage" Books
us Friends and Companions Letters
and Letter Writing. Personal Appear
ancc," Money Spending, Business
Life" "Girlhood, Old and New" gro n
few Of the subjects. And all, IN, this
useful little volume. are treated with
frankness and dclicacy, n wise Judgment
and sympathetic understanding OF girl
nature, that make the book well WORTH
OF a girls or a parents attention. The
papers originally appeared In the col
umns of the DclInca tor, and are reprinted
In book form In response to many re-
quests. ~ 'srs5s5t aIstgs4&gl-
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The Trade Of the World.

4 & A. u
IN ls'i lhc e''''rc oo'''''''' ''''i'ooi' o."
and cXpOrtS-Of AlStriH-lunRary, l5cl-
cum France. Germany. British India.
Italy Netherlands United Kingdom ana
thc United states aggregated sl0,39l 5000;
IN 1oo4 the total had risen to sl6,05G ,GOO,O0o;
shaving an Increase during tho interval
or .5 60; 900, 100 or Mt the rate of 5i.5 Der
co,, TN 3,e ,mnorts. thc increase has
hoon 90 77s3o, ono or 4s1 pcr cent: In
,ho oxno,ts thc gain has been So. ISL, 800 600,
a., n, hn ratio of 6o.5 ner cent,
mo ,,rpcs, actun, increases in imports
ara in the United Kingdom. 500, 400, GOO:
Germany. SIT 900, 900; United states, s3s5,
600 oD. Netherlands. s3sll 100000, ana Bel
,,m So33 100000.
i, ;,cro,,so or cxnorts Tho limited Stntcs
,o,ds NM Dr,rcs are for Tho Tinted
states scoS ZOO ono. for Germany. s53s, 300
oof,. for Tho United Kingdom. sl1a.20D 600:
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-27
Girls Anti-Smoking Pledge

Cigarette smoking among girls Is stated
hy the secretary OF the Leeds branch OF
the AntiCgarcttc League to be on the
Increase. The practice Is particularly
prevalent among the factory and ware
ever, have taken the following pledge:
'I promise. with Gods help. to abstain
from purchasing or using tobacco In any
form. at least until l reach tho age OF
twenty-onc, not only for my own sake.
but for tho good OF my country:"
The Eag!o has now 1000 pledged ncm-
bcrs.-l london EXDrcSS, "a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-27

them be based Upon the established princi-
pies Of democratic government. Then let
the corporations be Required to live III, to
the law and let tile Individual represent
tatlves of corporations he held respoi'stE-
bic and accountable for oil infractions
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"Eyervthing Al"

Hero is Il tcmnting advertisement which
appeared recently in the Singapore Free
Press: "Mnhomot Ben All Jusuf boys to
announce to nobility md Cairo smart set
that he has opcncd higl,-cnss Mcstaurnnt
ut No. 3. shara Mnnnkir Musk, Ilvcrv-
thing ~ and dam chenp. Prizes (priccs y
quite wonderful n. B,--Delrctnblc music
and dancing ladies every evening""
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NOT So Bad.

Slas sknfllnt.-7As fer mo. sslll cons
tend tibet tibet there Mormon Teller flum
TJtey shouldn't be allowed 10 SIT IN tAe
United States Senate.
Come law think NY It. don't tltnk as
how anybody ever accused him ny nc-t
qurn' his wives dishonesty, did ,hey7-
Puck, "a.
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abroad The main defect Iii the bill, and
this is a very large one. is that 1t does
not place admission and promotion III The
service upon lie merit basis. The 4cori-
atilar syHtem. therefore, has not vet got
the absolute divorce from politics which
inust precede and be part Of any sincere
md thorough attempt toward Its rcfori,,a-
ton. A good deal has now been nccoit,-
pfisl,ed bit oven more reiliaihs TO be
done III the continuation Of the fight
next year. -
II ia said that Chairman, sionts is to
resign his Panama Canal duties OF the
score of III health. Some think that the
scl,alrman's illness is ascribable TO tlis-
position OH tho part of Congress to pick
his Glover Leaf.
THAT poor biilionairoy baby is here to
witness TINT the sins Of the grandfathers
are tru,y visited on the children Of the
third and fourth generation
5#g'-5E ~ z sEt tal.
trusts which suspect that the eve Of
Uncle sam Is on them for the future Will
doubtless clamor to DO investigated by
Commissioner Garfield.
.------------------=-=--
. II Nil untiincly frost comes. Georgia
finds herself without peaches. How DIFF
fcrcnt is Richmond! Sec Broad Street
this a. NJ b8
1t must seem. ren,a rkably odd TO Wittc
=. . -
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American Beer.

Editor OF The Times DIspatch:
Sir,--ln u recent issue OF your valuable
paper YOU published an article on Tho
Square Deal In Food Products" The ar
ticlc wax well written ufdt In every
point, rs far ~ It went. But from tho
standpoint of the square deal would II
not be right to mention an article ni food
though much mallgncd, which can be con-
sumcd without the slightest fear OF a,l,,i.
!Gration-,,namcy, hccr? Tho purc-food
bin has been most ardcntly supported by
ne brewers Of Tho country, senator Nc.
Cumbcr OF North Dakota, tho author Of
the purc-food bill pending IN The Unitcd
states Senate, recently expressed himself
as follows: ~ believe thai II is We'll
established that the brewers of The United
States almost universally manufacture q
pure article OF beer NO never hear Of
adultcratcn or poisonous beers,"
There is probably moi an article of food
that has been more slnnder"l than brcr
and yet II has never occurred that any
examination or analysis Of American bccr
has revealed any ndultcralioY. A number
OF years ago the New York State Boa ri
OF Health ordered an analysts Of tho
brnwcrics' products Of that State and
collected for that purpose oyer four hun
drcd samples. Tho official report showed
thot not In. one Of lhenr was found even
n trace Of any dclctcroils substance
The brewers and thelr rrnduct have
very rarerly been Justly treated. but here
surely, Is an occasion in which fun Justice
could. and should, be metcd out to them.
Richmond, Va, SQUARE DEAL.
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Two Of a Kind.

Compulsory vaccination Is not only law
full but 1t IL cmlncntly wise hnd proper
TO enforce tho law where people fail or
their children vaccInn tod. Tho community
has 4. right 10 protect Itself against tho
sprcad OF the acourgc by comrnlllnE nll Of
it's ritI%ons to DO Observation-Disclosures
Evening Journal.
Isn't Ignorance almost as had n scourge
MS Observation-Disclosures 'rlmcs.Dlspalch
a HIT q pnlpnhr. hit! CoinpulH0ry ed'l-
,ltlnn Is nnc of tho s,lrcst mems "a rem
der compulsory yncnina ton unnecessary. =
Petersburg Tn1cX-Apnt'l, i{. Err Fl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-27

In cleaning up our stock
rooms we've found upwards
Of three hundred Odd Rock
ers and Chairs of all descrip-
tions, which it is imperative
that we should dispose Of.
Instead Of sending them to
auction, as is our usual Gus
tom, we've decided to sell
them direct to our customers
as leaders. Remember, there
is not a chair or rocker in the
whole lot on which we won't
lose anywhere from 10 to Is
per cent. Of what we paid for
them. For instance, Leather
Cobbler Seat Rockers that
we sold for 1925 regularly
in the store, we'll close out
for
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-27

But let those proccss- servers imagine
for 4 moment that IT was their new
grandson.
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Especially lin.

| was mighty good ookip' when was
Pccrt az blacl-eycd an slim,
With fclers n-courtln mo Sunday nights
'apucially Jim.
Clipper an handsome an TRIM,
But tossed up my head an made fun
of the crowd, m
Specially Jim,
i said I hadn't no 'pinion o. men,,
An wouldn't take stock IN nm. :,
Dut they KEEP OIL arconrin' IN spite 9, my
talk,
/ got 50 tired o. hayin' en- rou''s
Tspacialy JimD ,,,.,
m,tlo I'D my mind I'd settle down
All, take UP With him.
So No Vas married ono sunday n church.
twas IVA crowded full..to tho hrim;
Twas the only way to get ria or EN- all
Especially Jim, .-------.
Miss Plympleigh.
She's fasting every. livelong day.
Her little sins recantlng;
For Keeping I4ent's Y pleasant way
She finds to do her lantlng,--Puck
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Some men, however. doubtless regard
It as compliment IT, to be r c1%llled rail-
road senator.
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