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The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
THIRD PASTURE.


Now we come to frisky lot, the
Labor Union" editors. You know
down in Texas weed called Loco"
is sometimes eaten by steer and
produces arrangement Of the
brain that makes the steer tbatty"
or crazy. Many Of these editors
are "Locoed" from hate of anyone
who will not instantly obey the
demands" Of a labor union, and 1t
Is the universal habit Of such writ
ers to go straight into a system Of
personal vilification. manufacturing
any sort of falsehood through which
to vent their spleen. We assert that
the common citizen has a right to
live and breathe air without asking
permission of the labor trust. and
this has brought down on us the
hate of these editors. When they
go far enough with their libels, is it
harsh for us to get judgment against
them and have our lawyers watch
for a chance 10 attach money due
them from others? (For they are
usually irresponsible).
Keep your eye out for the 'sLo-
coed" editor.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
An Army ng stray rnfa.

Along the seacoast particularly at
popular summer resorts. is a large and
constantly increasing feline population.
homeless and doomed to cruel suffering
during the winter mouths The cats
were forsaken by heartless summer
cottagers The cities are full Of home
less creatures The American Society
for the Prevention Of Cruelty to Ami
mails mercifully put out Of misery 3d.
93S cats during the first nine months
Of 1905 in New York City alone, while
its figures for nine years up to 1903
are 465, ,065, according to Bird Lore
Good Housekeeping.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

Another comet is reported. It has
been detected by Professor Wolf, Of
Heidelberg Observatory, who reports 1t
as near star Burthe, constellation Vir-
go, and apparently tending towards
Regulus, in the constellation Leo. The
comet appears to be about 10 or IL
degrees of magnitude. Calculations
will not be completed for some days
sufficiently to enable definite opin-
ion to be formed as to whether the
comet is approaching to or receding
from the earth.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
FOR BIG LAKE UNION.
Cleveland Leader Plans Sweeping La.
Dor Combination.

Cleveland, Ohio.-Daniel J. Keefe
President of the Longshoremens
Union, planning the formation of a
labor union trust on the Great Lakes
which will become possibly the great
est labor organization in the world. II
will include every department Of labor,
and will control absolutely the lake
business which is the centre of the
coal and iron industry of the country,
This plan is now being carried out,
according to the biggest vessel owners
in Cleveland. Keefe's success depends
on his ability to collect such a number
Of the pilots as will enable him to
make showing.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

When q small boy recently asked
what was meant BY the DarwInian
theory, ne Was greatly shocked By the
statement that many people believed
that mcnkeys were the ancestors OF
man. But that cannot be- be re-
peated, many times in dismay. evil
IDENTITY searching for more satisfac-
tory answer to this startling theory.
Finally his face lighted up at the dis
covery Of a conclusive argument
against it. Don't you see" he said,
some day we shall be ancestors, and
we're not monkey Harper's Maga-
zine.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17


1t viii soon be possible to spread the
breakfast toast with violet marmalade,
or the afternoon muffin with rose-leaf
jam.
An enterprising provincial jam max
er, says the London Express, is adding
these Gainties to his list Of novelties
and, greatly daring, he will also aspire
to jasmine jelly and preserved lilac.
The managing director of a famous
London firm considers the new venture
feasible, but too poetic to suit all pal
ates.
1--WE lave been asked several times
for rose-leaf JAM" said he, but at
present we do not consider it advisable
to make flower jams.
"Violets, however, preserved or crys-
tallized, have always been popular deli
cacies."
A Great Poultney street firm does a
large business in sugared rose leaves,
glace violets and other floral edibles.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
Turbine Automobiles.

Is there not good chance that the
turbine principle may eventually be
adapted to explosive engines? There
are already. Inventors who claim
that they have solved this problem.
At any rate, now tina the present Pc
troll engine has reached not quite final
fty but comparative perfection it is
time that some totally fresh line were
struck out, and if Great Britain strikes
first we sail firmly establish our lead
in the worlds motor matters Lord
Montagu in the Car.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
BILL TO SAVE NIAGARA.
Endorsed by President Roosevelt and
the International Commission.

the international Commission.
Washington, d. C.-Representative
Burton, Chairman of the Rivers and
Harbors Committee, introduced bill
for the preservation of Niagara Falls.
The bill has the Endorsement of the
International Waterways Commission
as well as the President.
Under the bill the Secretary Of War
may grant from time to time reyocable
permits for the diversion Of water for
the creation of power only to those
companies or corporations now at the
falls, and only to the amount now iT
actual use by them. To prevent the
diversion of water on the Canadian
side the transmission of power into the
United States is forbidden, except to
the amount now actually brought here.
w. J. Clark, chief engineer of the
General Electric Company, Of New
York, In letter to Chairman Burton
protested against any curtailment OF
the producing capacity of the
falls. Mr. Clark estimated the value
Of Niagara Falls, on capitalized basis
of five per cent, at $5,S40,000, 600. ~;
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

A Berlin butcher named Kisker has
been sentenced to six months impris-
onment for having spoken disrespect-
fully Of the Kaiser. The fact that the
offense was committed Il rec years ago
had no weight with the judge Infor-
nation was given to the police against
the butcher by a former friend, with
whom he had quarreled. The Kaiser
takes more lenient view of Iese ma
jeste than his judges, and has frequent
~ annulled sentences which they have
passed on his subjects for this offense.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
The field Of Sports.

Phillips Exeter has elected Jap
anese as captain of its gymnasium
team.
In ten-mile walking match at SYRIA
cuse, N. r.. Willard HoagIand, Of Au-
burn, N. X, defeated Tom Slater,
champion Of Canada, by yard in
1.21.50.
Roller skating is enjoying big boom
1n big cities throughout the country.
In Boston and Chicago the pastime is
50 popular that 1t borders on the
craze"
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

An old French woman, exasperated
By the continual boasting of daugh-
ter-in-law who considered that her own
children were the finest and best the
Bon Dieu ever made, exclaimed one
day to friend: Really one would
think that Angelo had invented mater
nifty r. Lippincott's Magazine
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

"Grandpa, what's that board got on
it? That isn't the Park. there's no
grass to keep off off, said little Gil
bert, out for his Sunday walk in the
woods.
"All dogs found on these premises,
without their owners, will be shot"
why, that amt fair, grandpal The
poor dogs can't readr-Harper's Mag
azine.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
Ex.Lientenant Rnrhank IN Prison

Sidney S. Burbank, until recently a
first lieutenant in the Sixth United
States Infantry, began a fifteen
months sentence for embezzlement
and desertion Of his Filipino wife and
child, in the United States prison at
Fort Leavenworth. Kan. Burbank
maintained defiant attitude upon en-,
tering the prison.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
STOPS BELcHIkc.
Cures Bad Breath<~lPositive and Instant
Curc Free-No Drugs-Cures
by Absorption.

a SWEEP Dredlu u priceless.
breath and bad taste instantly. Beching
and bad taste indicate offensive breath,
which is due to stomach trouble.
Mull's Anti-Belch Waters purify the
foul gases that arise from undigested food,
and BY supplying the digestive organs with
natural solvents for food.
They relieve sea or car sickness and naus
sea of any kind.
They quickly cure headache, correct the
I'll effect of excessive eating or drinking
They will destroy a tobacco, whisky or
onion breath instantly.
They stop fermentation in the stomach,
acute Indigestion, cramps, collie, gas in the
stomach and intestines, distended abdo-
men, heartburn, bad complexion, dizzy
spells or any other atfiiction arising from
a diseased stomach.
We know MulPs Ant-Bech Waters win
do this, and we want you to know it. This
offer may not appear again.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

often could not get my shoes on. Be-
ginning to use Doan's Kidney Pills
got relief before had used half a box,
but continued taking them until cured.
The bloating subsided and | was well
again.
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-MiIburn Co. Buffalo. N. Z.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
TO Launder Lace Curtains

Shake the dust from the curtains, and
soak over night in cold water. In the morn
ing rinse through several cold waters before
putting them into the suds. Then wash
through hot Ivory Soap suds bysopping and
squeezing. Use a second suds and leave for
an hour In boiling water. Rinse, drv and
then starch. Stretch in frames or by pinning
to sheets.-IELEANoR h. PARKER.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
SECOND PASTURE.
Editors of Trade" papers known
as grocers' papers.

dh SLOcclo pAPrtss
Remember. we don't put the brand
on all, by any means. Only those
that require 1t. These members of
the tribe have demanded that we
carry advertising in their papers
and when we do not consider it ad-
visable they institute a campaign
of vituperationand slander, printing
from time to time manufactured
slurs on Postum or Grape-Nuts.
When they 80 far enough we set
our legal force at work and hale
them to the judge to answer. II
the pace has been hot enough to
throw some Of these "cattle" over on
their backs, feet tied and below
ing" do you think we should be
blamed2 They gambol around with
tails held high and jump stiff leg
ged with a very 'cocky" air while
they have full range, but when the
rope is thrown over them its diff
ferent"
Should we unite them because
they bleat soft and low2 Or should
we put the iron on, SO that people
will know the brandt
Let's keep them in this pasture,
anyhow.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

sullivan, Bun anu
Third Sts.. Marquette,
Mich, who says: 4
had backache and
bearing-down pain,
and at times my
limbs would swell to
twice natural size. |
could hardly get up
4o.ur nnd
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
state Recoyers Bank Funds.

Governor Pennypacker issued an of.
ticial statement from Harrisburg. an.
nouncing that the Commonwealth OF
pennsylvania has recovered all the
public funds, amounting to 81 ,030,O0O,
on deposit in the Enterprise National
Bank CT Allegheny at the time Of its
failure, on October 10. 1905.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
Giant snhmarinaa.

The Matin asserts that the French
Government is preparing designs for
submarines of about 800 tons dis
placement They will be able to oper-
ate at considerable distance from
their base
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
He Won't DO II Again.

A boy of fourteen who fell from the
gallery in an English music hall and
was uninjured, said, when taken be-
fore tie manager: please, sir. I'm
sorry; l won't do it again.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

The coal supply of Canada is re-
ported by Consul Shank at Winnipeg
as $4,000, 100000 tons. The Dominion
is now producing yearly about 8,000,-
900 tons Of coal and $4,000 tons Of
coke, worth altogether nearly $17,0OO,-
400
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use OF DIR. Kline's Grea:
Nerve Restorer, 80 lbottleandtreatisefre
DR.. r. H. KLINE, Ltd. ,951 Arch st. Phila, Pa.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

ST Petersburg dispatches show that
official election returns increase the
magnitude of the liberal victory in
Russia.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, ,softens thegums ,reducesinflamma-
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
a PREcARIous CONDITION.

Don't Know the Reason.
Women who are languid, suffer back
ache and dizzy spells, should read care
fully the experience of Mrs. Laura
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

Probably no famous bird has smaller
habitat than the bird of paradise.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17
Rise Liars,
And Salute Your Queen
Ho, All Ye Faithful Followers Of Anonios
GIVE EAR!

Young Cooking School Teacher York.
False That All about Foods
Absolute UnreHab
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

The inhabitants OF the United King
dom post 44,noO,OQ0 letters every
week. N.Y.-l6.
The Morris County chronicle., 1906-04-17

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proposition Ia the worlds history. Many fortunes
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Write today Don't delay AERO-COkCENTllA
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-11-20

WHITE BLANKETS souiED, AT BIG RE.
DUCTION-these are slightly soiled, but none
damagcd-12 pair OF regular $3.50, large size
silk bound now reduced to $8.25 pair.
"A pairs Of regular $1,000 White Blankets,
somewhat soled, now reduced to $7.s5 pair.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01
BUSY AT ELLIS.
Much New Work and Plenty of Re-
mfrs ut ShipYard.

Much New Work and Plenty of Re-
pairs at Shipyard.
Work at the shipyard of III. G.
Ellis & Son, in Railroad avenue, is
becoming brisk. A large number of
boats are under construction, several
are undergoing extensive repairs and
MIR. Ellis is about to close contracts
for the building of several more.
The boats now being built at this
yard are a forty-eight foot g~asolene
oyster dredge for J. & j. w. ELS
worth Company, of New York city,
which will havc 4 thirty-horse power
engine installed; a f%lfty-seyen foot
gasolene oyster dredge for the Lock
wood Oyster Company, of Cosco,
Conn, which will have a forty-horse
power engine; an auxiliary schooner
yacht, forty eight feet long with a
twenty-five horse power engine, for
Viggo Matzen, of Brooklyn; and the
large gasolene boat for the Standard
Oil Company, which is having two
thirty-horse power engines put in
and which will probably be launched
in about three weeks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01
local ITEMS.

William Bedell has returned to his
home after a few days spent at Lake
Hopatcong, N. j.
Misses Lydia and Daisy Gaffney
have returned to their home in Man
haitian after spending a pleasant
week at the Sherman House, Princes
Bay.
It is rumorod that the hotel now
kept by John McDougaIl, in Bloom
ingdale venue has been purchased
by Alfred Gen2linger, who will open
i, as a first class hotel shortly.
The Misses Smith, of Mt. Loretta,
have as their guests Miss May Reilly,
Of Harlem, and Miss Loretta Gala
Cher, of Brooklyn.
William Wincapaw, of Princes
Bay, is at Friendship, Maine, for a
two weeks vacation.
Frank Eckenberg has returned to
his homo in Brooklyn after a short
visit with mis- parents.
Fred List caught seventy-eight
weaknsh last Sunday in Princes Bay.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01

cIrY rERRYRoATs RAoE.

The Bronx Beats the BrOokIyn-Vic-
tor Throws Tow Rope to Loser.
The Bronx and the Brooklyn, two
of the municipal f%erryboats, raced
from the battery to st. George yes
terday afternoon, the former winning
by a scant length. Until a half mile
from the finish the two big boats
were bow and bow, caG it was an ex-
citing race. Then the Bronx grad
ually forged to the front, much to
the dismay of the crowd of passeng-
crs aboard the Brooklyn. Enthusi-
assn ran high, and several bets were
made on the result.
Both boats pulled out of the South
Ferry slips at the same time. The
Brooklyn was crowded, which may
account for her defeat, The Bronx
vas on its way to st. George, where
il was tied up until the rush hours.
Immediately after they passed Gov
ernor's Island it was evident that the
cnptains intended to make a test OF
speed. Less than one hundred yards
.spearated the boats down the bay,
and their bows were on a line. When
the Bronx drew away her crew raised
q broom to the flagstaff and threw
out a tow line as an additional Insult
to the defeated boat.
The Manhattan. on her way to the
city. gave three long blast IN n
of the victor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01
Ncyr YORK Markets.

FLOUR-Dull and barely steady; Min
nesota patents, SA.30M4.6J; winte: straightS,
81. 7OM3.S5; winter extras, 40; winter
WHEAT The wheat market opened
fairly steady on account OF better cables
than due, but weakened subsequently on
good crop ncws. big receipts and liquida-
ton; September, 81 5-l6mSlssc.; December,
CORN-Option market opened STEADY on
cables and light farm Offering, but weak
ened on bearish weather news; September,
5I057%c.; December, Jb1sc.
nTrT1TER-Cfeamery. extras, per pound,
o1191nc,: nrsts, 10iaGs01ac. seconds, l8M
1ac eastern, imitation creamery, extras,
$40 eastern. dairy. choice. 2OGt20hc. /;
ronovatea. extras, .1Shs@19c. firsts. 171sa
isc.: factory, flrsts, lOh9ltc.: packing
stock, No. 1, Ice.
small. best, 11Ac. fair to good, large. la
Ike: small. 10hM1lc.; half skins, best,
a96f9c.: part skins. prime, 7N4sc.
~EGGS-Fresh gathered, extra, per dos
on 22c.; nearby, fresh gathered, flrsts to
extra frsts, 10000.
M1LK-Thc price today is $l.Sf per forty
1TALLow Steady; city, &c; country.
HAY-steady; shipping, 65dc0c..; good to
choice, Csc. QSl.
STRAW-Steady; long rye. 50@55c.
LIVE POULTRY-Easier; fowls. l4d
lac. old ROSTERS, 9@9lsc.; spring chickens,
I5Q1Ic.; ducks, old, l04 lie: co. spring
11M12c.
DRESSED POULTRYzSteadyi fowls,
choice. 1Ftc. do, fair to good, lic.; broil-
ers, nearby, 2lM2lc. western, uo.s lyQzzc.
; old r~oostets, Sc.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01
local IyE1IS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Beam, OF
Sewaren, formerly of this place, are
spending ten days with friends IN
Ohio.
Miss Elsie Young is spending a
few days with Miss Emma Claus, OF
East Railway.
Mrs. j. NJ. Hall returned to her
komc in Belmont, n. Y, after W
weeks stay with her sister, Mrs. VIII
son, of Bryant street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Platt leave
this week for a two weeks vacation
at the s~eaGhore.
Mrs, Edward Morgan is the guest
of Mrs. George Morgan for a few
days.
Mrs. Thomas Slugg and Miss Bes-
sic Slugg visited on Barren Island
Saturday. From there they were ac-
companied by M. l.. Slugs to Coney
Island, taking i'll all the sights, re-
turning on n late train.
Mr.. Donald Liddle is entertaining
friends from out of town.
The little daughter of Mrs. James
Burns, in Bryant street, has recover
cd from her recent illness,
MIS. 0liaLl lGo Wdlllh5 HhR N"'t7H
ter leave tomorrow to spend a few
weeks at her old home in Allegany
count, N. Y. Mrs. Walling is called
there by the Illness Of her sister,
Mrs. b. e. Flint, known here as Miss
Ola Wilson, and has many friends
in this borough.
Miss Elizabeth Williams, OF
Chrome avenue, is expected home
from Fullerton, Pa, next week. She
has been visiting friends about six
weeks.
Mrs. Thomas Devereaux spent
Tuesday out of town.
Mrs. David Mccarthy is expected
from her months visit in st,
Lawrence county.
Mrs. David Thomas was entertain
ing her nephew from Perth Amboy
Tuesday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01
WOODBRIDGE.
NREnrnMWMM lM u aaNEaMgAINsNNIN
LOCAL ITEMS.

There will be q regular town COM
mittee meeting Thursday at the town
hall. ~- .tuign.
Miss Georgia Brokaw and Miss
Elizabeth Brewster are spending two
weeks at Asbury Park.
Mrs. Charles A. Campbell spent
Tuesday with relatives in Railway.
Miss Gertrude Harmed has return
cd from her trip to Connecticut.
Mrs. Clarence Lambert and two
SONS, of Locust Grove, were Wood
bridge visitors Tuesday.
Miss Mary S. Clark, editor of the
Woodbridge News, is spending a few
days cut of town.
Don't forget, next Tuesday Con-
elegational excursion to Asbury
Park.
Miss Elizabeth Cutting is the
guest of Miss Gertrude Edgar.
Mrs. J. b. Edgar and Miss Mar
euerito Edgar are at Haines Falls in
the Catskills.
Mrs. Edwards and Miss Marsh are
scjourning at Mt. Tabor.
1t has been rumored that there
will be another subscription dance at
Doynton Beach.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Jones will
leave Saturday for a two weeks out
ing at Lake Hopatcong.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01
TOTTENYILLE.
P~ATROLMEN'S EXAMS.
Came to an End Yesterday-OG I'm.
fill Fall.

Came to an End Yesterday-OH TN
til Fall.
The physical and medical EXAMINE
alton for the position OF patrolman
came to an end yesterday. There
will be no further examination for
patrolmen from this time. 1t has al
so been announced that no appeals
will be granted to allow anyone to
enter a re-examination after yester-
day.
1t is estimated that of $500 candi-
dates who have made application for
membership on the police force,
about 2,100 have successfully passed
the physical and medical examina-
ton. The test was a severe one. The
doctors did not allow anyone to pass
except they were in good physical
condition. The mental examination,
it is believed, will not take place be-
fore October.
President Baker, of the Municipal
Civil Service Commission, will be on
vacation during this month and
when he returns he will make prep
aiarions for the mental examination
to be held either in the latter part of
September Or in October.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-01
LOCAL ITEMS.

Mrs. j. Sowall entertained a few
friends at her residence Sunday
night i'll honor OF Miss Mamie Weir
and Edwin e. Elkins, of New York
city.
Mrs. John l.. Wall, of New York,
has been visiting her aunt and cou-
sin, Mrs. j. Sowall and Mrs. John
Corson, for two weeks. Mrs. Wall
intends returning home Saturday.
MIS-. George Fisher and daughter
Adelaide, of Central avenue, left yes
terday for the Orange Mountains.
Charles Pearsall, of Fisher ave-
nue, who recently resigned his posi-
ton with the Hadkins Bottling Com
rany, has accepted a position with
Contractor William Vaughn, of Fish
or venue
Mrs. j. Sowall received an unex-
pected visit from her nephew, John
l.. Wall, of New York, this week.
Firemen George Hansen, of 101
truck, in Broadway, has been detail
ed to 103 truck in Tompkinsville.
Abram Reckhow, mate of the fer
.Iyboat Warren, is enjoying a day off.
Sergeant John Cook, of the cigh-
tieth sub precinct, is back at the desk
again after his annual vacation.
Walter Ellis has returned to his
home in Philadelphia after a visit
with friends in town.
Mrs. X. Hoehn and Mrs. r. Hoehn
end son, OF Amboy avenue, spent yes
terday at Happlyand, South Beach.
Jacob Hensle, of POI Engine, was
transferred to is Engine in Manhat-
tan, this morning
The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs
Alex Cole, who has been seriously i'll
is improving.
Harry Arenson, of Broadway, has
resigned his position at the S. S
White Dental Works to learn the
house carpenter trade.
Washington Council, Daughters OF
Liberty, held their regular meeting
in the Mechanic building last night.
Mrs. Frank Valentine and daugh.
ter, of Woodbridge. visited her par
ents in Main street yesterday.
Fireman Patrick Reilly, of 101
truck, returned today from his an,
nual vacation in the Catskills.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Pepper ant
children are visiting Mr.. Peppers
parents, Mr.. and Mrs, David Pepper
in Bentley street.
Howard Spragne, of Amboy ave
nue., caught four weaktish weighinf
twelve pounds, and one good sized
pluetsh Sunday morning.