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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13

yanked back and come TO weigh 200
pounds by investing in a single bottle.
Whenever and wherever you find a
druggist selling my alleviator you need
ask no further references. He is re.
spectacle and honest and can be trust.
ed with the Fourth of July contribu-
tions.
The carbuncle having busted and a
song of joy come back to my heart,
set ont for the town mentioned and
after long days drive | reached the
same. On the way, and without any
seeming cause for it, the song was
hushed on my lips, my joyous soul
clouded over, and l found myself tax
ing despondent view of life. | wres-
tied with the feeling for time and
finally succeeded in throwing it off. but
later on | came to understand that it
was a warning that would have done
well to heed. | had skeerce entered the
town Of Get-Away-Quick when | was
struck by certain air Of general levity
and recklessness. The mayor came
forward to shake hands with me, and
while doing so he whispered in my ear:
"Old cock, I've got it all fixed for
you and me to be pards in game Of
poker and clean up the town"
/ replied that l never INDUCED IL
poker except when l felt that the hea-
then Of Africa were short Of small
change, and the mayor seemed to freeze
up on me. He had skeercely left me
when an alderman suggested that go
In with him on horse race and scoop
the town. l gave him a discouraging
reply, and he left me with a threat on
bis lips. Then third citizen approach
ed me. He was deputy sheriff, and
he wanted me to ring In tooth paste
with my allesiator and beat the public
and whack up with him. When re-
ferred him to my spotless reputation
for honesty he shook his fist under my
nose and said was an old hypocrite
and a fraud. The landlord Of the tav-
ern inquired If had brought along any
loaded dice, and when l replied that /
never dealt in such things he also called
me names and hinted that was cuss
who needed taking down peg or two
As the shades Of evening gathered
over the rooftrees and tumbled down
into the streets I went forth from the
tavern and set up my stand in the pub
lie square and announced the virtues
Of my Pilgrim Pain Alleviator. There
wasn't a man in the crowd who could
say that was not honest and sincere,
and / stood ready to produce any num-
Der of certificates, but 1t was no use.
never struck town where they need
ed the allcviator worse, but not bot
lie would they buy. Among other
things, | assured them
That II q man hadn't been left hang.
Ing too long the alleviator would 70.
store him TO life.
That heart disease gave way before 1t
and consumption took 10 flight as soon
81 Il saw the yalleF label.
That there never was q divorce In a
family using II,
That II bad five times the enthusiasm
" brandy ~ One'hftb the cost
That whole barrel ~ whisky didn't
soRtain the warwhOops Of . single bot
Gle.
hat lAlA was naslesa, and whsa !
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13

WANTED-MAN AND WIFE WANTS
room and board; must be clean and
reasonable. Address "F.." care Astorian.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13
FOR RENT-HOUSES.
NOTICE FOR PROPOSALS.
PROPOSALS FOR CLEARING LAND.

Bids are hereby asked by the Astoria
Water Commission.
First:-For slasbing and burning the
brush and standing timber on about
eleven acres of land.
nd:-For clearing said land Of all
brush, trees, logs and stumps and burn
ing same.
Bids to be filed with clerk of the Water
Commission at City Hall by noon, June
%, 1906.
Proposals to be accompanied by certi'
fed check Of per cent of amount Of
bid. Plans and specifications may be
procured at superintendent's Office.
Right is reserved TO reject any and
all bids.
G. W. LoUNsBERRY, Clerk.
6.lO'2wks.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13
HOUSE MOVERS.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
oeTEoPATHIsTs.
DR.. RH0DA c. HICKS
OSTEOPATH

once Manseh Bid. Phone Black 2OsE
B7s Commercial Bt, Astoria. Ore,
DENTISTS.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13

Tom Catt-What. Going to blame
that broken Jam jar on me too?
don't think THAT is fair
Bobby-Weli. you see, you have nine
lives, and only have one. You can
stand the most knocks.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13
MUSIC TEACHER

MANDOLIN LESSONS GIVEN-MRs
C. D. Stewart, l27 Seventh street.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13
FOR SALE.

FURNITURE, STOVES, CARPETS,
etc, at less than half price you have
10 pay eIsewherej we also buy and sell
everything Astoria Commission 4 Auc'
tlon Co., s6S Commercial street.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13

WANTED - YOUNG MAN WISHES
place in private family to room and
board; easy walking distance Smiths
Point. Address *" Astorian Office.
6-ll.3t.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13

FOR SALE -- GOOD SECOND HAND
wagon, . few show cases and eaab
registers q bargain, Hoshsrs. o'S'2L
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-06-13

BRANCH MANAGERS WANTED; $40
cash weekly; live at home; experience
unnecessary; no canvassing; enclose
stamp for particulars. Aluminium Hanger
Co.. Chatfeld, MINI.
6-5.30t.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-12-21
Teddy Takes a Hand.

President Roosevelt is intense
ly interested in the efforts eing
made by Western men in con-
gress to discover some legislative
remedy for the car shortage.
Senator Hansbrough of North
Dakota, has taken the lead in
the movement, aud is at work
on a bill compelling interstate
railroads to anticipate extraordi-
nary movements of fuel, grain
and other products, and to pre-
pare to handle such shipments
when they are..ofered.
Mr.. Hansbrough had a con-
ference with the President today,
and when he left the President
expressed the hope that some
thing beneficial would result
Wednesdays Oregoniau.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-12-21
OUT OF SORTS.
People net Really Sick are Often Most
In Need OF Care

The people who are mostly in need of
sympathy and medical care are not those
who are really sick, lu. the ones who
are dragging themselves around, just
"'out of sorts.'
In nine cases out OF ten this condition
is the direct result of a weakened stom-
ach, and VIXEN the digestive organs are
strengthened with Mi-o-na there will be
no distress. dizziness, nausea, headache,
etc., and the old time energy, force,
strength and happy spirits will soon re-
turn.
Mi-o-na is not mere digestive. It
absolutely strengthens all the organs OF
digestion, restores good appetite, strong
nerves and the power to digest any food
you eat.
A large box of Mi o-na stomach tablets
is sold for SO cents by Graham & Wells
with an absolute guarantee that the
money will be refunded unless the re-
medy cures. You run no risk in buying
Mi-o.na.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-12-21
BIDS FOR WOOD.

Sealed bids for furnishing the Ore
gon Agricultural College with wood
for the school year beginning Sep
tember, 1907 will be received at the
office of T. III. Crawford, Purchas-
ing Agent Of the College, up to Sat-
urday December %, zoe. For speci-
fcation's call on the Clerk and Pur-
chasing Agent. lO3-3t
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-12-21
S. p. and @. r. & N.
THE TIME SAVED
Chicago is I Hours Nearer BY
This Popular Columbia River Route

Franklin was right when he said,
''Lost time is never found again." The
O. R & N. in addition to giving
you 200 miles. .along the matchless Col
umbia River, saves you IL hours to Chi
cago. 1t is the
Short Line to Lewiston.
o Short Line to Palouse country.
ShortsLine 10 Spokane.
Short Line to the Couer d'Alene coun-
try.
Snort Line to Salt Lake City.
Snort Line to- Denver.
Short Line to Kansas City.
Short Llue to Omaha.
Short Line to-Chicago.
Short Line to ali points East.
Three trans east daily, $50 a. NJ, g.
Is p. m. and 8:l5 p. m. The "Chicago-
Portland Special" is as fine as the finest.
Every comfort of hcme.
For particulars ask any agent of the
Southern Pacific Company or write
VIM. MCMURRAY,
General Passenger Agent. Portland. O..
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-12-21
Market Report.

Eggs per dozen 35c.
Butter. creamery per roll ooc.
$ country per lb. 25c.
potatoes, per bushel soc.
Spring chickens, live &C.
Hogs, dressed INC.
Veal, 7" 7c.
Wheat 5Sc.
Oats 3o-32c.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
ENGINEERS TO HAVE a
SPLENDID CLUB HOUSE.
New York Home Of the National So
eteties Now Going Up win Be a
Monument Of the Architects
and Builders Art.

NEW YoR, Jan. 1S.-Mrs. Andrew
Carnegie, a few days ago. laid the
foundation stone Of. the United En-.
81 eer's Club, for the erection Of which
Andrew Carnegie gave s1,5OO,0OO
When finished It will be an imposing
structure, 10 stories high, with front,
age Of 100 feet, overlooking Bryant
Park and New York Public Library.
The idea which led to Its erection
was to bring together the various en-.
cheering societies Of the United
States. where they would have coin,
1ann ground for annual meetings and
conventions, scientific lectures and
demonstrations, and to provide quar-.
tiers for The national Societies Of Me.
chanical, Electrical and Mining Engf.
neers, as well as for such associate
societies as might require headquar.
tiers in New York. While each is to
maintain ifs individual character, all
are to units to advance the engineer
ing arts and sciences.
The location of the building is near
the Grand Central aRilroad station, III
the heart Of the hotel district and o.
everything characteristic of the varied
life Of the metropolis.
The building itself will contain a
large auditorium, capable of seating
LOCO persons. Provision has been
rade for ag:embly rooms and lecture
.lells suitable for ordinary meetings
and demonstrations. Space has also
0e,r provided for receptions and con
velsaziones.
il was seen that the club would be-
co ne a stcrehouse Of most valuable
scientific records and materials and
that II these were to be adequately
protected from fire it would be neces.
sary to construct building that, above
all else, would not burn. The archi.
tects made m exhaustive investigation
into the merits Of terra Gotta and
concrete flreprofngand finally fixed
upon hollow tile construction as being
the best. The building, accordingly,
.4'I be Of standard hollow terra Gotta
construction, the floors Of segmental
arches, AMI the girders, columns and
structural iron covered with porous
terra Gotta.
The GROWING feature will be tic
free public library on the top floor.
Heretofore, owing to the headquarters
Of the vart1us societies being scatter.
ed, there has been great deal OF du.
plication in their Libraries. Under the
new arrangements all the libraries
will be brought together. This con.
centration will give the Engineers
club the finest and most complete Ii.
braFy of ito kind in the country.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
DUBLIN EXPOSITION
WILL SHOW PoeREss.
Industrial and Agricultural Advance
of the Past Six Years In ireland
20 be WorthiIy Celebrated
In 1907

DUBLIN, Jan. 1S.-Amazing eyl
dence Of the extent Of Ireland's indus
trial awakening will greet the visitor
to Dublin's great Worlds Fair next
year. Preparations for the exposition
are being pushed forward with an ca.
ergy in no way impaired even by the
activities or the seven political par,
ties who are taking part in the general
election. or the change thar has come
over the Irish spirit there can, in the
political f'ld, be no more impressive
evidence than the applauding Of
orangemen speakers in Cork and Dub
lin when they declare that Catholics
and Professionals must be 1rishmen
fri, and luake their main object tae
welfare Of Ireland.
This is only one Of the indirect re.
suits Of the campaign for Industrial
and agricultural Improvement that 6s,
gan in 1893 with the establishment os
the Irish Agricultural Organization So
ciety. Later the Government Depart
ment Of Agriculture and Technical In.
struction took up the educational work
Of the younger body.
The Dublin international Exposition
Of 1907 VII show that these two or
CARNATIONS have not worked in vain.
Their well-planned efforts to show he
Irish farmer how to make the most out
Of his land, how to cooperate in the
purchase Of modern machinery and
the marketing Of his crops, and the
establishmc't of more than 200 ag =
cultural banks have had splendid re.
suits. In all. over 800 cooperative So
cieties (titty of them for home indus
tries) have been formed by the l. A.
o. S."
in the industrial field the Depart
ment of Agriculture and Technical In.
slruction Of Ireland. 1t has estao.
lished 900 science laboratories and
manual training schools, and Its gen.
eral programme of scientific education
is in operation in 400 schools which
lave nearly 10000 pupils. The fruits
Of this i've years work are seen every
day in the increase of 1reland's manu-
featuring output. over 10000 people
are employed in textile industries, and
tho home or Cottage" Industries are
likewise prospecting. There never was
20 large an output of nor better
demand for Irish laces and embroid-
cries. Ireland is training its own
81 illed labor for all kinds Of manufac-
turing industries and educating the
most sklllful dairymen, poultry rails
ers, farmers and cattlemen.
The exposition Of 1907 will worthily
celebrate the progress Ireland is max
ing. The necessary funds have been
guaranteed and nothing now stands
in the way of the entire success Of the
undertaking both from a national and
international point of view
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
WASHINGTON
Day BY Dry
Senator Rayrer's Speech and What
Followed It-Taft and His Anti
Fat Ideas.

WASHINGTON, D. C., Jan. 13-Bc-
fgFe he could get time in which to
rake his maiden speech in the Senate
Senator Rayner found it necessary to
5tleal with his colleague and factional
enemy, Senator German. Rayner did
mot hesitate, but took the bull by the
horns and went to German. not as
he Senate. from Maryland, but as the
LEADER Of his party in the Senate.
Gpnnan granted him 50 minutes.
When Rayner had concluded Cor
man Joined the procession of those
snho came to congratulate the man who
beat all other new Senators in the
matter Of making a speech before his
seat was warm. German extended the
tlps d his fingers to his colleague, who
held out his hand. Their fingers
tolehed for the smallest fraction Of a
second, after which the old relation
% political enemies was resumed. The
lIelattons between spooner and La Fol-
leete are tropical in warmth in compar-
isGn with those existing between the
Maryland leaders.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

We make a specially Of bonding
bank officials and officers of FraternaI
organizations, and others in positions
of trust Chas. W. Evans & Co.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

Wansta Council No. 8, o. P.
Meets every Friday evening, Odd
Fellows Hall, corner Of Merchant
and Market streets.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
W. o. w.

White Oak Camp No. 20.
Meets every Thursday evening,
Willard Hall, W. G. 7. q. building,
corner OF Fairmont avenue and First
street.
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!. Q. 3. n.

Setting Sun Tribe No. 10.
Meets every Thursday evening.
Odd Fellows Hall, corner Of Mer.
chant and Market streets.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
ORDER RAILWAY CONDUCTORS.

FaIrmont Division, No. 472.
Meets every first Sunday at $3.50
P. NJ; Third Sunday at 1850 P. N.
Eagle Hall, Main street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
K. o. I. NJ.
showaIte, Tent No. !.

showaItss Tent No. Z.
Meets every Monday evening in
Eagles Hall. over postoace.
Division No. 2, 9Th Pa. Rssy Y. r.
Meets every second and fourth
Monday evening In Eagles Hall. over
postofice.
Marion Hive, No. 80, meets every
Tuesday evening in Eagles Hail,
over postomce.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

Nearly every fat man in public life
Ks doing more than his share of laugh.
Ing at Secretary Taft on account Of
the secretary's enthusiasm in follow
ms the ripld regime prescribed 20
.those. who would lose superfuous flesh.
Thsy have tried it and have founl
inst after a few weeks the inclination
to eat an there is in the lardcr is too
strong to be denied, All have back.
aid and. their last condition has been
.Nolle than their first. They predict
ttat the Secretary will uot keep 1t up
ftr SIX months. When he gives up
Ntihg special brand biscuits, drinking
isal5Spna glass Of water and Stumbling
the potato when 1t is well baked the
Secretary will go on a astronomical
spree that will make a wreck Of him,
they have ali been there and they
aaye no more confidence In ''Blll'
Tit thar they have In themselves,
pe the laughter, u n 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
The Peoples Ban Of Fait
mont. (
CAPITAL STOCK PAID
IN, $3.50, 10000

DiTeetors-Geo. N. Jasobs, W. s.
Meredith, ]. M. Hartley, Harry Shaw,
W. 8. Raymond, G. q. Hutchinson,
Howard R. Furbee.
We solicit your business, which WI
receive prompt and careful attention
Our fire and burglar proof yaulp
are free to customers for privap
papers.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
3. 8. q. L.
Marion Lodge No. n.
PalatIns Lodge No. "a.

Meets every Wednesday evening,
odd Fellows Hall. corner Of Mer.
chant and Market streets.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

Champ Clark, though a Democrat, is
tretty fond Of the Republicans who
Iate tho House of Representatives.
ligneyer It is as easy for him TO
.heaye q loaquet as a brickbat in the
ltrecttau Of Payne, Dalzell Of Grosve.
,n,f he does it, Payne received a
nnsegEy about his speech on the Phil
lippines tariff bill. Said Clark:
II say in perfect soberness that so
ifar as information is concerned in IA
yor Of the bill its is almost impossible
glogimproye 1t. In thinking of his
speech Fam reminded Of the incident
wherein man offered prize to two
negroes, each one to name the three
bsa things on earth to eat, They went
into the contest and the first one
named 'watermelons, 'possum and
sweet potatoes.' The other one said:
Gosh, boss, won't play, cause he has
laaned all there is.'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

Marlin Edgar olmstead will be en-
titled to receive the sympathles OF
an his friends on the day when tho
Philippine tariff bill comes up for @
stats Ia the committee of the whole.
The scrap will be warm when the In
aurrectos begin offering amendments
Ehleh he, as the representative Of the
tulers Of the House, will be expected
u declare not germane and therefore
but Of order. There will be appeals
srum the decision of the Chair and no
natter what the result of those ap-
Reala olmsted will get the worst Of 1t.
u Hts decisions are sustained there
sIp always be a question as to wheth-
q party cxpediency did not dictate
ahem instea i Of a just regard for par.
llamentary law. If they are overruled
the record will not look well for him,
Because tie overruling Of decisions by
The Chair makes It look as IL they were
pretty bad,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

All kinds of meats, oysters galore.
and chickens dressed ITO a Queens
Taste" on short notice at the South
Side Meat Market.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

cndnI hnu oaIhst % lSSte'
Mountain City Enoampment No. 8.
Meets hrst and third Friday even
'lngs Of each month, Odd Fellows
Hall. corner Of Main and Monroe
streets.
Canton MononsaheIa No. 8, P. N.
Meets every Thursday evening, Odd
Fellows Hail. corner Of Main and
Monroe streets.
West Virginia Lodge No. o., o. r.
Meets every Monday evening, Odd
Fellows Hall. corner Of Main and
Monroe streets.
seven star Lodge No. 81, o. r.
Meets every Monday evening, Odd
Fellows Hall, corner Of Merchant
aud. Market streets.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13

@. E. & H. B. MASON,
Prop. South Side Meat Market,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-01-13
FeAsVVISll lffJEf

lMondgy e1nesday and Saturday.
No. 201: Leaves Eaifnon 100 4 n.
No. 2033 Leaves affIdont f.00P, 81.
No. 200 Arrives 81 Iif4nont ;55 AN
No. 20 rTtFes 81 aientont 10 Z, D..
The oasis., 1906-04-21

eaHfaf4 h8 been ihe lHse Nf mt0 laab ahaal Ibe abIlIi If tbt geologic foundations fl the Gol.ioa 4taie. end fhi H thc op. poamaiv of lhe qtd mp aud "i faiI you so people lo recall their dire predictions; but withal the indomable will and energy of the people which have made CM- iiornia 50 great will raise her im- perial metropolis from its ashes, and restore the wasted places where beautiful towns have fal- len.
The oasis., 1906-04-21

Teodoro Martinez was sentenced ednesday by Judge Doan to ten years in the Territorial peniten. tiary at Yuma, but he has no cause to feel that he has been harshIy dealt with. Circumstances 50 favored Teodoro that though he shot his wife and she afterwards died apparently from the effects of his murderous assault, he was not brought to trial on the charge that might have sent him to the gall lows.
 Martinez shot his wife at their ranch near Tumacacori September 2S, of last year. He was arrested at the time and held till the April term of dist'ict court on n charge of assault with intent to kill. The woman was brought to Nogales, where she recovered to a certain extent from her wound, but never entirely When able to return to her home she did 50, and there she died about month ago, apparent " from the effects of the shooting. She had been shot through the neck and jaw and never after the shooting was she able to partake of solid food.
 However, as the woman died about eighteen miles from town and the coroner and doctors were unable to reach the place till next day, the doctors who examined the body were unable then to state positively that death was due to the wounds received five months before Accordingly the coroner's jury could only bring in a verdict to the effect that the woman died from causes to them un- known.
 Thus 1t was that Teodoro Mar tinez, when brought into the dis trict court for trial this week could