The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1906-04-26
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over some Of our prepared babies
food? Young Mother-But haven't a
prepared baby.-Life.
The chief criminal in these popular
detective stories always escapes. why,
who can he be-" THE author
Browning's Magazine.
It's awful, isn't it. the way the
price of necessities has gone up" Ter
riblc. Why, husbands are twice as
much as they were. life.
Mr.. Kicker-Waiter, these oysters
are very small, and they are not fresh.
either. Waiter-Then it's good thing
they're small, amt it, srf-Chicago
News.
His Wife-Have you had a bad day,
dear? The Financier-YeS, lost over
S25O,00O. And the worst Of 1t is that
nearly 500 of that was my own money!
Life
THAT man was waiter for ten
years. and now he's worth a million"
All for waiting ten years. Yes. his
rich uncle died then. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Il won't resign under fire" the Sen,
ator pugnaciously declared. And then
if we draw off the attack" Then |
won't have to resign" Philadelphia
Bulletin
Georse-Rather than remain single,
would you marry the biggest fool on
earth If he asked you: Clara-Oh,
George. this is 50 sulIrn-Chicago
Daily News.
Claude and Claricc are in a terri.
BILE prcdicamcnt." How is that?"
They paid so much for their going
away outfit that they can't go away"
Louisville Courier Journal
How often do your housemaids
iustF' DO you mean how often they
'an the furniture" asked slanGy Mrs.
Nuwedd, cor how often do they skip
)utE"-Lousville Cour,crJournal
Mrs. Kniclier--I thought you were
going abroad? Mrs. Booker So | was,
but my doctor offered me- such love
ly bargain in appendicitis only one
thousand dollarS.-Harpcr'S Bazaar.
Anne Tecke-Mr. GaS>er is such an
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Mr.. Dangle-l heard that our old
friend and neighbor had very I'M
pressive funeral Mrs Mangle-lt was
so fine 1t was really an imposition OF
the respect people had Tor him. And
the minister preached such beautiful