Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-01-22
!: Topics Of the Times

The Carnegie commission was I'M
able to locate a hero in connection
with the Slocum horror. Doubtless
there We're individual acts of heroisnl
formed acts of heroism but none liv
| ing seems to have performed any no.
| tably brave or self sacrificing act The
Slocum disaster was unique in more
drels villainous enough to fill left PEE
servers with iron and failed 10 furaisll
a hero.
Swift punishment for crime commit
| ted is the surest deterrent o. cr @
contemplated. The Impression !c
criminals may easily escape the leg ai
consequences of their acts is resGons'-
BILE for a large proportion of cogft.tG.i
crinnality.
Read the resume OF primary laws in
| force in the United States now run
ming in the T.-R. and arrive at a con-
clusion. Unless the legislature settles
upon primary law this winter it is
likely to become state issue to stand
or fall by the will of the voters.
Now that the Chinese are taking to
foot ball the danger from the yellow
peril" is in a fair way to be minimized.
Perhaps Senator Tilman was only
taking workout for next summers
,b.,,, bor no 1icU11ctad no
senate and the country in general a
few days ago.
$50 you think your parents are UNI
just to you, Willie? And that your
teacher has it in for you? You're a
poor. abused martyr. aren't you?"
YES. | am. Everything l do is laid
to me!"-Cleveland Leader.
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War veterans in Perry have sched-
uled a remarkable outing for next
summer when the state encampment
of the G. A. r is to he held at Boone.
Their plain is to equip themselves
with the necessary cam equipage,
on the order of that used in their
march against the soldiers of the grey
in the days gone by. and march across
the country from Perry to Boone. They
expect to take about three days to the
march and camp out in Boone while
the encampment is i'm progress.
Whether they will live OH the colm-
try as they did when they followed
Sherman to the sea is not stated in
the program.
Next House Noonan Ceiling story)-
When l went down for de third time
every event NV me life passed before
me like flash!
Prayed Fagin-Gee. Wasn't it hor-
rible?
Next House Noonan-No delightful;
de beers an free lunches kept coming
SO fast dat l couldn't count 'em!--
Puck.
The japanese railways have intro
duced newspaper reading cars on some
of the passenger trains Tall piles of
are kept at the service of
travellers so that they may read as they i
ride. Certainly an Improvement over
the combined news agent and candy |
butcher of American trains.
Weary Willie-Can yer swipe a ride
under an auto?
Dusty Rhodes-Naw. that's where
the owner stays-New York Sun.
"Im but a single woman" began
the suffrage orator
Don't give up hope yet nterjected
a matronly person in the audience.
But they frowned upon her as one
who had failed to catch the spirit of
the occasion. - Philadelphia Ledger.
The 1906 World Almanac and Ency-
is tabloid library of refer
ance 1t fits the pocket both in size
and price and there is more solid fact
and figure in it's $50 pages than in
whole shelf full of costly encyclopedia
as That is why the voluminous pub
ications are "shelved." The Almanac
buyer carries his reference library in