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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-30
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queensware in town.
MORRIS & YATES.
at Morris & Yates
ID, of Piney. was here
|der went to Fredonia
heim left Sunday for
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MORRIS a YATES.
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Of Salem, went TO Lou
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J. b. Raw.
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bngcr was in Louisville the
ii. Cardin. Of View, was in
1L< Peek
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. bnday.
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u s. per gallon.
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attending court
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Eprucd home Saturday.
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b. hll his appointment
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The Jewish outlook., 1906-04-20

auditor, Mrs. Ed. Levin. Directors
Mrs. A. Erdman, Miss Amy Salomon
Miss Marie Bren, Miss Tina Garbarsky
Mrs. Max Schayer, Mrs. Ottenheimer,
Mrs Sam Lehman, Mrs. G.. Wisebart,
Mrs Robt. Levy, Mrs Geo. NJ. Harris,
Mrs. A. w. We'll, Mrs. Lee We'll, Mrs.
Lindenbaum, Mrs. Herman Goldsmith,
Mrs. Ed Monash, Mrs. NJ. Summerfield,
Mrs VIM. S. Friedman, Mrs. JOS. Sig
mund, Mrs. R. Schayer, Mrs. M. Hyman,
and ex-presidents, Mrs. M. Shandal,
Mrs. Alfred Muller, Mrs. j. Leving-
stone, Mrs S. Prudential.
Miss Bren entertained the members
by her exquisite music. Her voice was
in excellent trim and her beautiful face
beamed with the spirit of her songs:
B. M.
The Jewish outlook., 1906-04-20
B. n. H. Synagogue

The semi-annual meeting of the Beth
Medrosh Hagodal Synagogue took place
last Sunday afternoon at the vestry
rooms of the synagogue, Twenty fourth
and Curtis streets About eighty men,
bers were present The officers reports
showed that the congregation is steadily
increasing in membership and in relig-
ious activity. The receipts of the last
six months were 1885 and disburse
ments 81, 700, leaving a deficiency OF
about 81 100, which the members prom
sed to raise within short time. Over
5000 were subscribed at the meeting and
a committee was appointed to raise the
balance among the members who were
absent.
Mr. Simon Guggenheim donated $500
toward the liquidation of a part of the
mortgage on the synagogue.
Rabbi c.. II. Kauvar was unanimously
reelected for a term of three years with
an increase of 5000 per year in salary.
The term Of the rabbi does not expire
for about year, and to prove the appre
citation Of his work, he was given a sur
prise by the reelection for another term
with an increase of salary After the
meeting the members present, headed
by the president, Mr.. II. Polansky, went
in body to Rabbi kauvar's house,
1929 Welton street, to inform him Of the
action of the meeting.
The Jewish outlook., 1906-04-20

Mr. and Mrs. Levin, have for guests,
their daughter Bella and infant grand
daughter.
Mrs. Emanuel Fist entertained the
Tueday Whist Club, this week. Mrs.
Louis Nathan won the first prize. Mrs.
f. Fist, second
Dr. Witt entertained the children of
the Sabbath school with a Sedar supper.
A number of the young ladies assisted
in serving, and the children were GER
tainly pleased with their meal
The Jewish outlook., 1906-04-20

Psalm 8, Anna Lrb
The Ten Commandments, Eugene
Cohn
Israel's Past. Elsie Levin
1srael's Present, Bertha Dutch.
Israel s Future, Alice Patek
The Unity Of God, Raymond Dutch.
The Mission Of Israel, Morris Baruch.
The Bible, May Morris.
The Purpose Of Worship, Leona Levy.
Our Belief, Alfred Pelton.
The Lesson of Prejudice, Joseph Sill
versmith.
Floral offering Dollie Zwetow
Filial devotion. Helen Schwarz
Parental love, Clara Vorenburg
The Meaning of Confirmation, Theo-
dore Syman.
Duties After Confirmation. Ruth
Hornbein.
Valedictory, Henry Frankie.
Closing Prayer, Barbara Landman.
The class will welcome their friends
and members of the Temple in the
afternoon in the vestry rooms Of the con-
gregation.
The Jewish outlook., 1906-04-20
PUEBLO.

Mrs Hyman Levin has returned from
visit to her daughter of Cripple Creek.
Mrs. Leo U. Guggenheim, after most
pleasant visit with her parents and
friends in Chicago, has returned home.
Miss Moch has returned from Scdaia,
where she was the guest Of her sister,
Mrs Kahn. After short visit with
Miss Elliott Of Pueblo, she left for Den
yer, where she now resides
The Jewish outlook., 1906-04-20
Council Jewish Women
Elect Officers

In spite of the severity of the weather
a fair-sized audience assembled at the
council meeting on Wednesday, the
18th, and what was lacking in numbers
was far more than compensated for in
enthusiasm. Spirited discussions were
held upon several questions upon the
business of the council
A most interesting report on hospital
work was presented by Mrs. j. Sgmund
and another on Philanthropic work by
Miss Amy Solomon.
Mrs. S. Pispo, the president. was at
marks.
The Current Events, presented by
Miss Olcovich in her usual brilliant
style were the best ever offered the
council.
Discussion upon her paper was en-
tered into by Rabbi Friedman, who
made some telling and most interesting
remarks.
By the way, DR.. Friedman s entrance
into the hall was met by hearty APP
plause, the members approaching his
attendance in spite Of the storm with
out.
In presenting the report for the NOM
mating committee, Mrs. Alfred Muller
paid glowing tribute to Mrs. Pisko,
who was reelected to the presidency.
Following is the list of officers and
directors elected: President Mrs. 5.
Pisko: first ce-president, Mrs. VIM.
We'll, second vice president, G. r. Fell;
recording secretary, Miss Florence Sill
verstein; corresponding secretary, Mrs.
L. Brock; treasurer, Miss Max Morris;
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16
HI AAiO DEL MAR

vento' adn cuando va haya grano que trurar en- la
muea.
Su obstinado patrotismo, pretendfa ignorar la hu-
manidad la civilization, cuando en- readad 10 que
hacfa este pr6digo dealista trabaja por elias po-
derosamente.
FL hijo de los Vikings no era menos sincere nj
menos feel al duro prosetismo aprendido en- la Bblia
cuando ocultsba grandesHpaabras ardieute
necesidad de aventuras fucuosas tenia verdadera-
mene razon cuando decfa que de la misma manera que
Ell desineresado obrar del otro indusrosa rapaci
dad colaboraba al perfeccionamiento de ese globo Y
al msterioso nacimiento del fuuro donde ambos con-
sumfan sus contrarias energfas
Ell Official Sc habia levantado Mr.. Robinson lie
tendio Ia mano.
-lNo me quiere V. NAL, verdad2
Buscaba su interes al mismo tempo one Ell mfo
Olga v. 10 que quera terminarenos por compren-
dernos
va 10 vera "
Me parece dffcil, repc6 Tournoe
-Conquistado por la cordialidad del gesto de su
nterlocutor ahad6:
Els V. de I'm temple distnto al mfo, pero es " no
BILE sincere, los hombres asf meecen todo mi apre-
TO-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

desprecar el hecho que oprime la idea morir an
tes que abdicar.
-iNo podemos comprendernos Mr. Robnson
En- reaidad esos dos hombres no podfan compren-
derse.
Bajo la smbolica esfera. objeto de sus ambiciones
lugar de sus uchas, personifcaban ell tragco duelo
de dos razas. de dos mentaidades.
Ambos ardfan en- ell msmo deseo la conquista de
globo, pero por camnos fines diferentes uno
por medic de orc, para reunr mas todavfa; ell otro
por su espada para plantar al bandera y enregar
Sc los antiques sueos grandezas qne lie recordaba
este emblema
El prmero vefa globo una RIGA press
buscaba alf Ell empeo practice de su j6ven exuberan
ca la satisfaction de robustos apetitos.
El segundo continuaba en- e las locuras cabale-
rescas de sus anepasados, las Cruzadas la Revolt
ci6n iberadores del Santo Sepulcro bertadores del
genero humane propagandisas del Evangelio los De-
rechos del hombre odos los de raza Sc habfan des
bordado por ell mundo, para coger la gloria sembran-
do ideas por todas pares esorzandose por construr
ese mundo, a semejanza de So hermosas quime-
ras.
El misionero, connuaba SD mison--provisional-
mente sin objeto-como las grandes aspas de mono
continuan dando vueltas 10 alto. empujadas por ell
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

ArroceS: de partido a Jlpon de $50
a SIS.
.Arroz valencisno de s4 POI
extreme de clases.
AjoS de 80 cents. a so.
Bombones IS 8aS so.
Bacalao, SSsI as.
Sal del pals Is go cedts
Sardinas ahumadas a 10 cents.
Cebollas espafiolas, So.
Tdem americans q S..
Garbanzos, $434 a9.
HabichuelaS amenCanaS coloradaS
largaS $51; asA. Blancas america
mas $3H q 81.
Harina de trigo, $4A a 5h
Id. de ma{z $3H.
JamoneS, &o15 a 10.
Jabon Rocamora, $4.A 5. 81 erca
no $2H Hy4H
Mantecs, 81 en- y, y en caja>
de $7K a 10.
Mantequilla, $13 Is
Pasta, del pals, a S.
Papas amerCanss, $2A 4 an.
Tocino, $I7h AI8.
Tasajo, $814 ao
QueSos amers. SIS PataGrAS $40.
Leche condenSada Cruz Roja SIS
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16
Fs NECEsARIO ExIcIR cue e.

ES NECESARIO EXIGIR que ca
da hostia tenga grabado Ell nombra
DIGESTIVE MOJARRIETA, pero
un solo estuche produce mejor efes-
to que una docena de botellas de
aqua mineral de cualquier otro re-
medic. Ademzs de ser el 6nico CO.
rativo radical, del est6mago del
intestine 81 DIGESTIVE MOJA-
RR1ETA puriAca los alimentos J los
hace Asimi1ables. FL legftimo d.
gestivo MojaTrieta cura en- un dfa las
indtgestionss, en IN mes las dispep-
sias gastralgias, y en- tres messs
las mas graves enfermedades cr6ni-
cas- del eStomago y del intestine. Is
a universalments con6rmado, en
torna sin igual, que Ia efcacia del
DI0EsTTvo MoJARRIETA es verdade-
ramsnts radical J superior la de-
todos los otros remedies. De ventA
sn las principales farmacias de Euro
p , America.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Hace dias ingres6 en- el Sanatorio
del Auxilio M1tuo, gravemente en-
fermo, Ell sef1or don Salvador Ibar,
empleado del Banco Espafiol Mer-
ced los cuidados y auxilios de los
competentes facultativos de dicha
institution, Ell senor Ibar sc encuen-
ira va fuera de peligros, no siendo
cierta la noticia dada por TN colega
de que Sc practicara dicho sefior
una operacion quirlirgica.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Una seIorita que sabe taquigrafia
espe nola y algdn ingles desea colo
carse en- una casa de comercio acre
ditada y buena donde el trabajo y
permaneneia obtengan recompensa.
Salario moderado para empezar. Da
las mejores references.
Dirijirse a "Astiva apartado S72
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16
s SUBA STA

Ell dfa a3 del corriente mes de
MAYO, las nueve de la mafiana,
tendra lugar en- la ohcina del Direc-
tor de Sanidad, Benehcencia Y CO.
rreccion, la Subasta para el suminis-
tro de CARNE, LECHE y LENA, a los
establecimientos que dependen de
dicha Direction.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Segdn Ell resumen publicado por e1
Auditor Mr.. Ward, los cr6ditos vota-
dos Por Ia Camara Legislature en- sus
dltlmas Sesiones ascienden a S2.z31.-
o38,93, correspondence a los concep-
tos slgulentes: Bill de deficiencies
para i9o5-l9o6 S42, $50: presupuesto
600 9o7, S2,5I2,6I8,IS, fuera de
presuPuesto $40, ,o8o,75.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Han sido devueltos psr el Inge
Micro municipal 4 la Junta Superior
de Sanidad { informados favora bic
mente, los pianos del nuevo ediicio
para ell Colegio de las Madres del
" Sagrado Coraz6n de Jesds, que sc
esta construyendo en- Santurcc.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

ri Inspector del distrIto escolar
de Ponce, Mr. Lutz, ocupara interi-
namente Ia plaza de Secretario del
Departamento de instruction, duran
tie la ausencia temporal del propieta-
rio seflor Alberto F. Martinez, quien
tlene concedido un mes de licencia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

La Ultima obra de Derecho edita-
da en- el BOLETN es la Jurispruden-
cia en- 10 criminal establecida por el
Tribunal Supreme de Puerto Rico
durante el aho 1ltimo 1904. Vease
ell anuncio correspondence.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Ultimas obras publicadas en- Espa-
fla:
FL libro de la vida doliente de-
hospital, por NJ. Giges Aparicioi
Clave matrimonial, por Luciano Sal
vador: Estudio en- rojo, de A. Conan
Dyle Los gatos, poesfas madrileflas
con prologo de Octavio Pic6n y Epi-
logo Gle Alvarez -Quintero. De venta
EN- el BOLEIIN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Durante Ia semana Ultima Sc Ian
registrado en- San Juan Is defuneio-
mes, 10 nacimientos y feto. Ade
mas Sc atendi6 I'm case de saram-
pion.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Ell comite de franquicias en- pleno
del Consejo Executive giro aver tar
de una vista 4 los muelles del tie
rraplen y de 'espig6n," inspeccio-
nandolos con el fin de tener presen-
ties ciertos hechos al adoptar Il reso-
lucl6n pendiente de dicho comite.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Aver tarde ingresaron en- la carcel
de San Juan para cunplir prision, los
lndlvfduos Edwin Marshal, Felipe
Medina Mathew, Pedro Arce Medina
Claudio Cortes Ramirez, Aniceto
Santana Cortes (a} Samantha y Ale
Iandro Cruz Barbosa; en- la de Aqua
dilla, en- prision, en- sumario Y
4 bajas, y en- la de Mayagiiez, l en-
sumario en- libertad.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16
ESTuDIo d ABocADoa
v NOTARlA
):Antonio Alvarez-Nava :(-
- Emilio Garcia Cuervo :(--
y: Franc isco de l. Tore IL
- o.. m0& @4m-.TmL&woMO naa.
sAN 1uAN, P. n. aAN JusTo n
n.s Pgw@.
NOtiCiaS diveTSas

Ell Attorney general, Mr.. Feuille
ha visitado en- la maflana de hoy, al
Seflor Gobernador INFERNO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

lnteresa 4 los omerclantes la ad-
quisicion de Ia ley de quiebras que
nge actualmente en- Ia isla. De ven
Ia en- el BOLETIN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Ell partido republican, ha anun
lciado un mitin para esta tarde, en-
Guaya:na.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Las muesras mas elegantes Y ar
tistlcas para marcar y bordar Sc ha-
liam de venta en- el BOLETIN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Por los colectores de Anasco. Yau-
CO. Poace, Barranquitas, Cidra, Patti
las y Juana Diaz, han sido levanta-
dos 90 embargos, despues de haber-
Sc abOnado las contribuciones que Sc
adeudaban pOr los propietari0s de
las tincas embargadas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

FL precio de cada Inca de edicto>
judiciales publicados tres veces Ell
Ell BOLETIN, vale solamente centa
YES. Otras publicaciones cobran &c
yTs.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

FL doctor don Ricardo M. Herman
dez, Superintendent de Sanidad. ha
vuelto hoy a su ofcina, repuesto de
los males que le aquejaban.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

PRENSAS DE COPIAR.-Los mo-
delos mas perfectos Y baratos. De
Venta en- el hOLETIN
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Boquillas de ambar, lltimos Y ca
prichosos modelos de Berlin Y Viena.
De venta en- ell BOLETIN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16
Principalea articulOs

que Sc detallan en- almacenes. lbs
siguientes precios m/m
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Pasado mafiana viernes 4 las 10
de ia maflana, Sc reunird Ia Junta
Superior de Sandal para fratar
asuntos de importancia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16


Ell Inspector veterinario Mr.. Allen,
saldra hacia Cayey y Aibonito, con
el fin de inspeccionar Ell ganado de
aauellos distritos. segin orden del
senior Superintendent de Ssnidad.
Ell leader de los obreros de Ia
Federation Libre, sefior Santiago
Iglesias, ha telegrahado en- Ia mafIa-
ma de hoy al Comite Executive de la
Union Obrera Central, participando-
les que la huelga de los trabajadores
agricolas de Arecibo contin1a frme.
Ley municipal de de Mario del
Icorriente aflo, segnida de s. apendi-
ces conteniendo otras leyes Y dis
posiciones relativas tambien 4 los
Ayuntamientos. De venta en- el BO-
LETaN. j S e 81 tjemplar.
Ell Sarg ento L .vergne. indico esta
maflana al Capt. l Guerrero que no
ha habido novedaJ. y que la hacien-
da "Oriente empez6 moler aver 4
las tres de la tarde, teniendo hoy 70
peones.
La Central Cafios" tiene IS Y no
esta moiendo por no tener cafia su-
ficiente arrimada.
La Central San Francisco" tiene
100 psones Y Ia "Vega" 20.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

FL sefior Kelly, inspector de las
escuelas de Aguadila, pasara 4 Pom
ce, sustituyendo Mr.. Lutz.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

Ha regresado anoche de su excur-
sion a Larez, Pepino, Moca, Aguadi-
LA y Camuy, el Jefe de Obras P1bli-
cas-, seflor Jimenez.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-16

ExlJASE Ia MARcA.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-07-19

trils. Muskmelons with deep burrows
and rough surfaces are sound and
sweet. The color in the burrows is
also worth noting. l. very greeny-
green it is underripe; yellow, and il
Is apt to be mushy. A very smooth
surface often means that the melon il
overripe. 1t may be sweet, but 1t
will be too soft and dry for perfec-
ton.
In choosing a watermelon lift it to
see that it is heavy, and rap on the
shell to assure yourself that it Is
sound. The test of weight and fra
GRANGE are good ones for fruits OF
many varieties. Oranges and grape
fruit should always be heavy in pro-
portion to their size. Odor is as good
test of a pineapple as know, ex.
cept that of weight and the peculiar
russell tinge of the skin which means
thorough ripeness. Never buy. at
least for immediate use, a pineapple
which has a bronze-green tinge. Pull
out one of the green leaves at the top
Of the pineapple before buying 1t. If
this comes away easily the prospects
for mellowness are good"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-07-19
COME SSION.

This is the man you love. No stain
less knight
Unblemished by the world, no paragon
Moved by pure impulse only, no ere
mite
Lost in lone penances from dawn to
dawn;
Buo such a seeker after truth as
scorns
The cant of custom, such an errilg
heart
As drums to beauty's challenge-ay,
and mourns ....
For beauty vanished: one who bears
his part
In the Indifferent tumult of the hour
lndiferenly well; best, one who
knows
Whittier, when adverse currents sap
his power.
He may creep homeward to assured
repose-
Even at your feet, that you may bend
above
His humbled head. This is the
man you love.
Lee Wilson Dodd. in Atlantic.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-07-19
A MELON TEST

WASHINGTON time is coming" said
the chatty greengrocer, and the pur.
chaser who knows how to buy a caLta-
loup will get his or her moneys worth
out of the season. The first point IL
Judging your melon is the weight. A
heavy fruit is a gooa fruit. and II
heavy, only the question OF ripeness
remains to be decided A good ripe.
ness test is the odor. A ripe fruit is
fragrant spicy, tempting to the nos.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-07-19
HOW TO BE VERY POPULAR.

Never hesitate to talk about your
self and your affairs. This will inter
est everybody.
Do not fail to throw cold water on
other peoples plans and to discourage
their ambition. Nobody is sensitive
about this.
Be sure to dwell upon the defects
and failings of others, and call every
bodys attention to them. Everybody
likes gossip.
Never try to stop gossip, no matter
if it does drive an innocent person in
sane or to suicide. There is no red
son why you should be deprived of a
little innocent pastime just because of
others constituencies. Pass the Cos
sip along. Add to it's spiciness.
Away be on the watch for sights
and insults. Remember, most people
are your social superiors and are try
ing to cut you.
There is nothing which will endear
one to others like selfshness. Every
body admires it.
Always take the best seat wherever
you 60 and, after you are we'll seated,
offer your seats to others without the
slightest intention of getting up.
Just look out for your own comforts.
Let other people do the same.
Never do anything that you do not
feel like doing.
Never try to force your moods. Let
them take care of themselves. No
body will mind if you get into a rage,
or nag or scold, or if you have the
blues" 1t is pleasant to have
gloomy, silent, moody people with
long faces around the house; it is up
lifting to everybody.
1t is much pleasanter to let other
people entertain you than for you 10
entertain them. They are not much
interested in their own affairs. They
see so much of themselves they get
tired of their own company. They
would much rather talk about your al
fairs and what you are doing.
Do not talk unless you feel IKE it.
Just get in a corner and read or lie
down and take a nap. Never mind
who is present. Let some one else
entertain the guests.
Do not bother about trying to be
agreeable at the breakfast table.
Just hide yourself behind your papef,
find fault with the food, and snap at
the servants.
To be popular with the servants
vent your spleen upon them at every
opportunity. Find fault with every
thing they do for you at home or
anywhere else. They are servants and
are used to it. They have no business
to be thin-skinned.
Never hesitate to show it when your
feelings are hurt, or to indicate your
jealousy when others receive more at
tention or are better dressed than you.
If things do not suit you, slam
things around the house. Be just as
disagreeable as possible. Never mind
if you break a this or two now and
then. 1t will relieve the blood pres.
sure on the brain.
Always remember that praise is a
splendid thing for you, but very bad
for others. 1t encourages vanity, ana
people who are praised get so
"puffed up and "big-headed" that
there is no living with them.-O. S.
Marden in Success.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-07-19
At the Wedding.

Her-'The bride looks Ike
queen"
Him-"Yes, and the groom looks
like the deuce"