Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15

third Ward, Liked by the People.
applauded the men, and a magistrate
gave luncheon In their honor. Indeed,
the boycott leaders were treated very
much as the leaders Of the anti. Chinese
agitation used to be treated In the
sand.lot days Of San Francisco.
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Now when you grind your teeth In
rage ut the food trust you IRE playing
Into the hands Of the dental trust.
General StOessel IL ~ poor that he
has been compelled TO ask charitable
association to furnish him valet.
Isn't It terrible to be In such TX as
that?
A man In Pittsburg, Mass, killed his
wife and himself because she spilled
cup of tea ut the supper table.
There's nothing like thoroughness. He
never will be bothered In that way
again.
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According to Anthony Comstock,
Adam ibid behind the skirts Of Eve"
1t will be recalled that on that memoir
able occasion Eve wore her apple-green
suit.
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Vanity isn't ON the official list Of vir.
tues, yet unless u man has good
opinion Of himself he will never
amount to much.
An Englishman says the American
face Is joylcss. Perhaps he has been
making a study OF the faces Of Amcri.
can girls who have married titled En-.
glishmcn.
The Texas young woman who shot
the mail carrier with a quart Of pre-
serves must have been out Of home
made biscuits at the time.
Uncle Sam - taxing VI building the
most powerful warship afiOat. 1t Is
| expected II will look like the white
dove Of peace, providing It Is not paint.
Cd red or black.
When one reads OF the actions Of
Count Boni dc Castellane 1t seems a
pity that Mrs. Jay Gould never taught
her daughters how to use Il rolling pin.
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There are likely any number OF pa
trlotic American citizens who feel that
IN opportunity to kick Count Boni DC
Castellane should be added to the man
ifold blessings Of this country.
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! From frequent expressions by the
Chicago newspapers one gathers that
the Chicago school board IL full OF
knot holes.
"Aloney is dangerously plentiful IN
summer" says Secretary Shaw. A be
lated warning. Scarcely any of us ever
remotely suspected our peril.
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Tho Car keeps fOrtune-teller OF
his payroll. No wonder the poor llttl
father always wears such melanchol.
depression.
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The truth of the matter Is that til
Russian peasantry are suspicious o
eating freedom cake from the hand O
Adam Fad.
A rich Pennsylvania has hired
trained nurse for his sick bulldog. TIL
strange part of 1t is that this milli)u
aire doesn't live in Pittsburg.
The bank examiner Is good del
like stroke OF lightning. The wor'
has already happened when we hca
the report.
The English language has endure
for good many years, and, despit
Y the efforts of reformers. may be @,
. pected to be good for spell longer.
Having Informed us how he spell
"enOugh," Mr.. Carnegie might still fu
i ther satisfy our thirst for knowledge :
0 telling US whether milliOnaires eve
get 1t.
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l. A pound Of quinine now costs only
Q much as an ounce did twenty yea
y ago. We must therefore admit thu
the cost of living has In some sectlol
been greatly reduced.
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r, Fort McIIenry IL no longer niece
/. sary for the defense Of Baltimore, al
Is to be abandoned, but 1t will alwa,
be remembered because over It wav'