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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
His Figures.

Hes a great man on figures"
"MathematicianT
mo: ladies' tailor" - Minneapolis
Journal.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Power.

Power.
Chappy-Ite tell you when I read about
some of Edison's wonderful inventions
it makes me think a little.
Miss Cutlery-Yes; isn't it remarka-
BILE what electricity can do?-New York
Life.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Smile.

Smile awhile.
While you smile
Another smiles,
And soon there's miles
And miles
OF smiles,
And life's worth while
. If you but smile.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28

Now the green is on the hillside .
And the mauve is on the rocks,
But for variegated colors
Look on all the summer socks.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
A Natural inquiry,

Mike - Well, Hooligan's shtopped
worrying about his life insurance poll
C.
Pat-Pnat did be dol av?-Judge.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Mary's Little Chnuneur.

Mary had a little lamb
That gamboled on the street:
An automobile came along
Now Mary's lamb is meat
> -Srooklyn Life. !,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
A Fighting Chnuce

PA, what's fighting chanceg
THAT my sop. is Irish for difficult
proposition. Detroit Free Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Cincinnati Excursion.

Sunday. July 1sY Pennsylvania
Lines excursion train feaves 700 a,
m. S1.25 round trip from Richmond.
26-2S-3O.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
JTNGCES AND JESTS.

Two Miles q Minute.
Twomilesaminute!
Geehowwefly!
Swiftasameteor
Streakingthesky.
Whatisthatblur?
Onlythetrees.
Lookatthemwave-
My, whatabreezei
Ahonkandarush,
Aflashandasmell-
Whatdidwehit?
Didsomebodyyell?
Ajarandascream-
observation-disclosures;
btellingnow:
keeptothecourse.
0utoftheroad!
Giveusashow!
Twomilesaminute-
Geehowwego.
'.' Newark News.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Hurnor auo Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Pay day looks a long way off when
you are out of a job.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

STARTLING

Minneapolis, Dec. 1S.-The second
day of the interstate commerce in
quiry into the northwest transporta-
ton conditions, brought out many i'm
portant facts. A number of farmers
from North Dakota told the commits
sion the story Of the effect of the
blockade on the price of wheat, how
prices were depressed because eleva-
tors were so full that wheat lay on
the ground in many places, and that
they either had to sacrifice price, or
haul it back home again, after having
offered it sometimes two or three
times. E. j. Wheeler, vice president
Of the First National bank, Fargo, A.
E. Stevenson, president of the Secur-
ity State bank of Barlow, and others
from North Dakota. gave testimony
showing that the failure to move crops
had put the country in strained fin
ancial conditions.
Farmers who had ample means to
meet obligations, if they had been able
to turn their product into cash, could
not market their grain, and so the
effect was felt all along the line.
The commission at the close of the
hearing expressed itself as startled at
some of the reports sent in upon the
inquiry, as to the fuel situation and
stated that the inquiry had opened
much new Information, and had shown
the situation more serious than ex-
pected.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
MARVEL SMITH BURNED OUT
Fire in Charley Colosky's Town Last
Night Did Considerable
Damage.

The blacksmith shop belonging to
A. A. Ramage of Marvel which was
occupied by VIM. Smith who also
owned the tools in the same, was
burned last night. The loss which
was total will amount to at least $500
with no insurance. The building is
supposed to have caught from an
overheated stove. The owner was
passing the shop late at night and
discovered the fire. He rushed in to
attempt to save some of his property
and in doing so took of his overcoat
which caught fire and was consumed
along with the other property. Smith
occupied room adjoining the shop
and all his clothes except those he
had on, were destroyed. The resi-
dence occupied by family named
B. Conlie, which stood alongside the
shop was saved only because Of the
fact that the roof was covered with
considerable quantity of snow. The
mercury was thirty below at the time.
and the village is wholly without fire
protection except the bucket brigade
which under such circumstances
would have been worthless.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
DECIDE ON SCHOOL LOCATION

At meeting of the board of educa-
ton Monday night, 1t was decided to
erect twelve room school house on
the Central school grounds. The new
building will be erected next summer,
and the site selected is the corner of
Fifth street and International avenue.
Sketches for the new building were
ordered by Architect w. ]. Edwards,
the action taken by the board of dir
tcors Of the Commercial club today
will probably result in delay.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
CIVIL CASES BEING TRIE0
Judge Goss Holding Down the Wool.
sack for Judge Fisk-Some of
the Cases.

SUM AVA Ouu6C C1SA"SULuc VI
the Cases.
Judge Goss of the Eighth Judicial
District is sitting in the district court
of this county today. The jury in the
case of the ]. B. Streeter, Jr., company
against Andrew G. Carlson yesterday
evening found verdict in favor of the
plaintiff for $50 and interest, making
the total amount $64.S5. The jury al
lowed the face of the note on which
the suit was brought-$5O-and $14.S0
interest, and disallowed the country
claim of the defendant. This morn
ing the case of the Columbia Knitting
Mills against Michael Fishman and
John Fishman was tried and the jury
retired to consider the same about
1920 this morning. At the time of
going to press no verdict had been re-
turned. The case on trial this after
noon is that of James Claire of Honey
ford who brought suit against the
Northern Pacific Railway company t.,
recover damages for the killing of
horse. The amount claimed is $3.50.
This case will probably occupy all the
afternoon and following this the case
of M. A. Cosgriff against the Tri-State
Telephone and Telegraph COMPANY
will be taken up. This case has been
to the supreme court on appeal and
the remittur returned and new trial
directed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Bi.Annual Meeting.

At meeting OF the historical society
held last evening, the date for the BIZ
annual meeting was set for Jan. IL
at Bismarck. Officers will then he
elected, and the regular business TAX
en- up. Six members were admitted
last evening, and the society also ac-
knowledged the receipt of picture Of
Enos Stautsman from Jud LaMoure OF
Pembina,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Maxwell Injured.

Frank Maxwell, fireman, residing
on Cherry street this city, was injured
in the local Great Northern yards
while taking water from one of the
stands. He fell from the engine ten
der to the ground, and for several
minutes was unconscious. His back
was wrenched by the fall, but it is
expected that he will recover shortly.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
House Opened.

The Walker opera house in Winni-
peg was opened last night with the
presentation of I'm Town" by the Pol
lard Lilliputian Opera company. The
new opera house is the finest in the
circuit and its opening means better
shows for Grand Forks.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
4 Creditable Issue.

The holiday number of the Herald
made its appearance this morning.
The issue was replete with special and
general news features, and in its en-
tirety was a credit to the city and o
its management.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
In Sundby Case,

Word from Crookston this afternoon
states that in the Gus Sunby. case, an
action for damages brought jointly by
four parties claimed to have been in
jured in an East Grand Forks ruua-
way, Jude Lucvak got a judgment for
$3.50, and that in the other cases, a
judgment for the defendant was founi
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Beveridge In Town.

A. NJ. Beveridge, who made a nation
al reputation by his communication
on the car shortage and fuel famine
which reached the president through
Congressman Gronna to whom it was
addressed, was in the city this morn
ing, and while he modestly disclaims
any special credit for the result Of
the matter, he admits that II his let
ter had any influence in assisting to
relieve the situation, he would feel
that he had done a good service to
the people Of the state. But whether
this is true or not, he still intends
to make the Lakota American, of
which he is the able and energetic
editor, among the best papers of the
state.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
On Delayed Train.

]. d. Bacon arrived home this morn
ing on the delayed train from Ben
son, Mimi, where he has been attend
ing to a few business matters. The
train, due to arrive here last night
at about II o'clock, did not reach here
until this morning.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Plan improvements.

A meeting of the board of directors
of the Y. NJ. G. A. was held yesterday
afternoon, at which time several i'm
provements proposed were talked
over. Among the changes that will
probably be made is that of putting
in marble or glass to replace the wood
work in the bath rooms.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Has Blood Poison,

Will O'Rorke, formerly of the Bar
rett Candy company is suffering from
blood poison in the hand. He got
scratch in some manner yesterday
afternoon, and it was but short time
before he had a case of bad blood
developed. He is able to be around,
and his many friends hope that he
will soon be able to use his hand
again.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Mercury Record.

Telegraph reports from the various
points in the northwest gives the fol-
lowing temperatures this a. m. Du-
luth, zero; st. Paul 2 above; Willmar,
Is below. Crookston, Is below; Cakes,
Is below; Mankato above; Fargo
Is below; Mayville, is below; Graf
ton, is below; Winnipeg, Is below;
Hoople, N. D., 10 below; Paramount,
above. The thermometer in this city
registered Is below.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

Price $1,000.
For Sale-Business property on
Third street. Rents for $500
per year. Will sell for $4,000.
Good location.
For Sale-A business block that
rents for $1,000 per year.
Price $4,000.
For Sale-Seven-room house;
city water; corner lot; cement
walks, on University avenue.
Price $1,000.
For Sale-A good, all modern
house on South Fifth street.
Hot water heating, hardwood
floors throughout. good barn,
fine lawn and shade, cement
walk. Price $4,000.
For Sale-New five-room house
on Cheyenne avenue. Price
$1,1OO.
For Sale-New five-room house
near Winship school. Corner
lot, 50x140. Price $3.50.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

Cosmetics will ruin the complexion.
There's no beauty practice equal to
the effects of HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea. 1t keeps the entire body in
perfect health. Tea or tablets, IS
cents. Lion Drug Store.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Tried Today.

J. P. Dalquist of Kindred, former
member of the board of education of
Fargo. who was recently arrested on
charge Of running a blind pig, will
be tried in Fargo today. Mr.. Dalquist
is we'll known in Grand Forks.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Welded Yesterday,

Bernhard c. Gillian of Oslo, Mimi,
and Miss Lizzie Maxwell of Walsh
vile, N. D., we're married at the Hotel
Dacotah Monday. Rev. VIM. Moore
officiating at the marriage.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

For Rent-Six-room house and
barn on North Fifth street. $40
per month. SIT pei month with
out barn. City water free.
For Rent-Seven-ro house On
Cheyenne avenue; good cellar,
hardwood floors city water
free. $23 per month.
For Rent-Eight-room house In
East Grand Forks; steam heat;
hardwood floors. $40 per
month.
For Rent-Eight-room house In
East Grand Forks, near saw
mill. SIS per month.
For Sale-Good, seven-room, all
modern house: hardwood floors,
on University avenue. Price
$4,000.
For Sale-Seven-room house;
corner lot; nice shade. cellar.
on North Fourth street. Price
$3.50.
For Sale-New six-room house
on Oak street-cOrner lot.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

Ina Legee of Crookston, was over
come by gas this morning at that
place, and for some time was in
serious condition. She is reported to
be better now.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Shoes Repaired.

II you want your shoes repaired
promptly call on Fred Smith at No. 8
South Fourth street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

Northwest Receipts.
Duluth-Today, 1871; last year, 1856.
GAS.
Winnipeg-Today. 1872; last year. "a.
Chicago-Today, 80.
Flax rec'ts-
Duluth-Today. 70; last year, rs.
Minneapolis-Today, 81; last year, SO.
Hog Reefs
Chicago, $4,000.
Kansas City, 1000.
Omaha, $4,000.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

If I were Santa Claus would know
exactly what to give every boy and
girl. 1 would give them HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. It's the great
est medicine in the world; a never
ceasing wonder. IS cents. Lion Drug
Store.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Post Cards Galore

Largest and best assortment of
souvenir and leather goods. Best
quality for pillows, at Lude's.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
will Return.
Mexican Indian Moccasins.

DR.. T. G. Dewitt will return and re-
sumo his practice January Is. 1907.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Will Serya Simmer.

The ladies of the Synod Lutheran
church will give supper tomorrow
evening in the church. A large num-
Der Of tickets have been sold, and
they expect to make a success Of the
affair.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

One of the amusing features of the
certificate is the fact that on the face
it certifies the election of Judge Fisk
for term of six years when in fact
he was only elected to fill the uneX-
pired term of Judge Young which is
approximately four years. The en-
PLANTATION of this is in the fact that
the regular blank certificate was used.
and the board seemingly forgot to
change the word six which is printed
therein to four.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

Just received at Lude'S book store
an assortment of Navajo Indian slip
pers. 49,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
OyercOn,e by Gas.

Masquerade suits for sale or rent
at 211 North Fifth street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
CERTIFICATE STATES
THAT FISK IS IN
FOR SIX
Peculiar Mistake is Made in
Certificate of Election
of Judge.
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA.
Certificate of Election.

Certificate Of Election.
At an election held on the Sixth of
November, one thousand nine hundred
and six, Charles j. Fisk was elected to
the office of jude of the supreme court
of the State of North Dakota, for
term of six years commencing on the
first Monday in December. one thous-
and nine hundred and six.
Given at Bismarck. this eleventh
day of December, A. d. 1906.
E. Y. Sarles, Governor.
E. F. Porter, Secretary Of State.
Attest: H. L. Holmes, Member of
State Board of Canvassers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
>oo@oe@oV@oo@1o@
New Dentist.

DR.. E. M. Pierce has opened his
new dental Office in Suite "A, Security
block, opposite Hotel Dacotah. Hours
$3.50 to IL, 2 to 5. Phone 1OS2L.
She worried and she fretted,
And grew as homely as could be,
But now, she Is a famous beauty,
Which came by taking Rocky Noun.
tain Tea.
Lion Drug Store.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
]. w. Ross, the architect.
W. J. Edwards, the other architect
Public Stenographer.

Laura Da0benbCFg, Room 2, CI1n0rd
Building. Phones, n. w. 9Ss.M, Tri.
State 202.R.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18

MIR. HOTEL MAN
Write for sample and price on our
special Hotel Blend Coffee. This
should benefit you.
Home Tea Co., Roasters. Grand Forks.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
From School.

Ansel Wineman, who is attending
college at Red Wing, MINI. will ar
rive home tomorrow for the purpose
of spending the Christmas vacation
with his parents.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
THE DAILY MARKETS.

Furnished by the Wisconsin Grain and
Stock company, Room 16 Clifford
building. Both phones 400. F. b.
Wadsley, manager.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
Trim to Ontario

Mr.. and Mrs. C. j. Chandler left the
city last evening for Toronto. Ont.
where he will spend the next five or
six weeks visiting at his old home
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
o. E. 8. Installation.

The installation of officers of Acacia
lodge No. IL, o. E. S. will be held this
evening. A banquet will follow the
ceremony of installation.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-18
The Lieht House.

For anything in light call up the
Light House, 42s both phones. Gas
and electrical goods, Monley & Smith,
proprs.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-01-16
HOCH WORKING HARD.
Trying to Unravel the Details of the
Morris Report

Governor Hoch was not at home" to
callers this morning. He was putting
IN the time with his private secretary
F. L. Williams, working on the Morris
report. Once or twice the governor
came out of his private office to sum
mon his stenographer to rake some dc
tation, but when asked to make some
statement concerning the progress of
the work or the probable time of its
completion. the governor was silent
Il can't tell a thing about it." was
his emphatic reply to all queries.
The governor has decided to 60 to
Kansas City Wednesday to make his
speech at the Franklin banquet His
speech has been prepared. He is still
showing the effects Of his attack of grip
and looks like man who has been
through a long sick spell.
d. c. Morris, the accountant, has gone
to San Francisco. Cal. to look after
some work for HasSins & Sells. and W
H. Reed, his assistant, has returned to
Chicago. This indicates. of course, that
their work IS over SO far as Kansas is
concerned. There has been expended
out of the $4,000 appropriated for the
special investigation about S12, ,000, which
does not leave enough in the fund to
prosecute the Investigations much fur
ther.
State Accountant ]. c. Gafford and
Miss Emma Viets. his assistant, are
working on the books from the secretary
Of states office They are making a
copy of all important records, SO that
the accountant VIII have in his office
copies of all the essential portions of
the state records. The same system will
be followed in other offices. Their es-
sentiaI records win be copied into the
accountants books
Getting our books ready" said Mr..
Gaff0rd this morning, ''is the most
Iaborious and lengthy part of our work.
After we once get our books opened,
and all the important parts of the sta te
records on file here, it viii only be nee
essary to add from year to year to keep
the records up to date. I am unable to
say when we win get the investigation
Of the secretary of states office COM
pleted.'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-01-16
HUGHES TO REST.
Attorney of Armstrong Committee win
Go to Europe.

New York, Jan. 16-Charles E.
Hughes, counsel to the legislative in
vestigating committee now plans to sail
for Europe about February 1. Mr..
Hughes has made no definite arrange
ments for the trip but, it is said, in
tends to rest for month or more be-
fore resuming his law practice.
Mr.. Hughes decision to take a vaca-
tion at this time is generally construed
to indicate that he will not be concerned
in any criminal proceedings which Dis
triet Attorney Jerome may bring
against persons concerned in the in
surance scandal. It it also believed
that the committees report will be
ready for presentation to the legislature
before Mr.. Hughes sails. Several of
the states have been talking Of starting
Investigations and in several Instances,
notably in that of Ohio. AIr. Hughes
name has been mentioned IS the first
choice for counsel. 1t is now thought
that his plans preclude the likelihood of
his being engaged by other investiga-
ton committees.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-01-16
STEEL DOORS BENT.
By Force Of Waves Which Attacked
the Steamer MOnVisO.

New York, Jan. 16.-When the -Ital-
ian steamship Monviso dOcked in Jer-
sey City yesterday her officers told of
an exec edingly rough voyage from
Genoa in the course of which the third
mate was severely injured and the
bridge and other deckworks badly bat
tered. The Monviso was 35 days maxi
ing the trip Last Friday in the gulf
stream a huge wave boarded the yes
sci, washing Captain Costa from the
bridge and throwing Third officer
Giovanni against crate. Giovanni
suffered numerous cuts and bruises.
The bridge structure was warped and
steel doors in the deck cabins bent by
the force of the water. Sea strained
the ship so that she began to take
water and from Friday night until
Monday morning it was necessary to
work the pumps.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-01-16
BANK RUN STARTED.
Because the Cashier MysteFiously Dis
appeared Three Weeks Ago.

Pittsburg, Pa, Jan. 16.-As the result
of the mysterious disappearance of S.
c. Armstrong, cashier of the Washing
ton National bank of Pittsburg, over
three weeks ago, the depositors-mostly
oreigners-started a run on the bank
last evening. The Withdrawing of de-
posits was resumed today.
The banks deposits aggregate over
81 100000. The officials said today that
the cashier has been missing for more
than three weeks, but stated emphat-
ically that there was no discrepancy in
his accounts. Every depositor making
application for his money was paid and
the bank officials say there is plenty
of funds to meet any demand which
may be made.
Mr. Armstrong has always borne a
good reputation.