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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
Era albert Sea, Nlinneipta.

Nanr bet M i9ien er SiD til, at bt
Hal pGIge 9ubebSmGu0 Der / @ountbet,
iaa fan BET pGre paa i'm Slabs at minbe
on, at pt Stanoiuaper / Sreeborn Gouus
~ bar en- Raub, ioru ieg aierue ifuIoe
1e tit Den Slabs, ban an Is8er. Saus
GaDH er g. g. Speit. @an er for 8i6en
asIiiteut bos treasurer 9. 81. GuberioH,
og iaa piot ieg pee. bar ban nRret Der /
3 Oar, % ieg tror, ie8 fan iise, at ban
bar lTrt 8orretningens Sang at tierloe
/ otsie 3 Var, Ium ban bar p9ret paa
Sputoret.
Sr. Sbeit er isbt paa TN SdSsrs
@narS / Sarbauger stor9e; ban bar
9ienuemgnaet Storbseus Semtnar OF
Grabueret meb lite Grabs 9aratter, San
bar bolbt StoIe baabe i gtor9e og Der /
amcrifa. s SartIanb, Riun., bour ban
leUet IeHsit, bar ban iaa piSt iss bee,
baaoe Carer o. 3lotter / 10 til ~ aar.
90 Sc, iom fienssr BAN, fan fortGae Dig.
at ban or bel lit, boor ban bar Iepst.
Soeit er o9ina me9et bel anicet her i
aLbert Sea, ns ban bar mango @eHner
her, ION Ill oil biGIpe ham ueS fin
Stcmme paa 8aLabngeu 1Soe Septemz
Der. Sau er RebIem al SbrobenS ges
nigbeS Der / SIbert Sea os bar / flere
aar pGret R~euigbeSens Setret9r, Oh
iea bar ireeu %truffet, iom bar uoeet at
rSiGtte paa bans Gin og gaHbel. 3 fit
Grbeioe er ban ian bpgtig iom uogsu.
90 iaa biIbe ieg fsie til, at Sr. Sueit
itpr itGrte 8rifte o. iGtter life jim Sob
! en- SaIoou, os bet maa iee iioe 9ier
BAN meget sgre.
Oilers fan leg iise, at min Sen Speit
CT Ell nle9et mInter aar, og fan gobt las
ie en- moriomS tRb for big eIler boIes en-
buurprtitiit Gale, ON BET beper iig iad.
Gan er ReSIem az Dor uorfte Soreuiua
bsrG albert 2sa % or Der noaet i9rbss
lee, Tom ifaI foreaaa. iaa er hi omtrent
iitfer paa at babe BAN meb paa Yros
9rammet.
gu uanr' hi Hal oGIse nh aasierer
Der | Srseboru, iaa bsr ot o9faa ie efter.
ON RarSen trRnger @Htbenet eler al,
t5r. Soeit bar EN- uotian flor 9amtIie al
forisrse, % ban bar bare tit arbeiSe at
Ieoe az. Serfur item paa Soeitl
Saa maa oi ogiaa butte pda, at ban bar
8 gars, grfarius i arbeioet paa aasieres
rers scntsr. "a is 'tIlee bel trp. at
ben, iom bar IGrt aae SorretuiuaeHs
@reus at tieaSe, CT behre ititiet OF itpre
embeSet euo andre.
90 euouu en- Sing til oilSe ieg iaa
tast o9 bet er: On ma ri ale SiaHs
ntnaper idmIes ON Or. Sbsit o. itcuime
paa hnm Deb PrsDeoalget. Dor be arsrc
SoA arbeiper baarat for line RGno. %
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
sra ssilbur, gsafbinetsu.

@irbur, ben Tile nriftipe @p, Centrum
| set riac SpeseIaub iisuS, unser gaSu
at -Ste @ig geno Of Baibineton" trn,
fer oaiaa iaar pan at fna iitane en- 9anb.
brussuoiiIine. itSiilinaen iiior a en-
gIimrenbe Eueeeis troos bet at mar,ae
af 6armerne unoloe at ieube ihs fra Ses
res u~sIIteIte Barme. beao be fnnse bapr
fcnbt. Tet er at hanbe at erhper ion
bar 9iGrIiabeS til ben Con ban Iener l.
bill sisre alt ban fan, for at fna Sen til
a! aaa iremaS. SsnieaabIerue sr | fnlht
arbeioe n,eb at faa fine uStiIiuesiascr
iitarS. ian er arngtfarnerne % aue be
andre. ganSmeIonerue CT uaIminoeIig
riee iaar. aprr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
. 0ano, ou Sano!

q Qanb. bH 2arb,
gu Sletters 2auel
Meb ioIblcnt Simnelranb,
Spor Stierneflas CT betit
3 8su o. Ero.
q Gnpb, bu 2aHo.
9u Sletters 2auol
Web e~uigbebsus Srauo,
8 Warf os StO8.
@sb Siem, peo &Ioa.
Sina op for bet bpar Rauo: -
Sat BAN ipm gGp,
2angt oper Sap!
8 2duo, bu &drb,
81 SIetters 2ar0,
ReS iolblauf StmmsIrnnb.
Spem bar bin Stor6eS hpgt,
90 bins Sleitsr imbft2
Sia, ites bet op
Sra gelgers Sop:
9 2aub, bu 2nHb,
gu Shelters 2aHol
S2eS Saabets 9iS MOB Straue,
Set Colt fra 2It.
Stormens 8sit.
Staa op for BET bber Waue: -
Ear BAN TOM gao,
2angt oper Saol Sro. 3.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
isra eupernr. Minn.

Som Oct maniie or Gem befieaet, ep
g. q. SISre hcriteSs iaar Garieioat iii
8eprrieHtant | q~esisIaturen, hDorfor
bet tyr babe fin Suteresie at erfnre nos
get ON BAN. Sen grfl9rina iou ban
bar offentIiseiort til Tiitriftets g9l'
aerc, tiger ban bIanet dnSst, at ban er |
Saoer of Senator anute GeIious 8iens
oaIa, at ban Di arbeibe for en- llboioelie
al Observation-Disclosures. iaa at Oct foni'
mer iii at o~aniatts ale S!atsembeeer, at
ban bill birte for e~ffetfiu %2onsinniHg MOB
llbiteSeIfe af Sripas paa Sernbancrne
til offentiiae GnIbeosm9Hb ee en- Aees
fGtteIie al gasiagertnrten til 2 Gents
pr. Nil; Iiseleoes oil ban lsse at tad
Sr~nattarterne rcSucereSe, ipeeteit pna
iaaoarre @arer iom aoru, Sun,ber 90
Sui iaut andre SorRsoenbeoSartttlsr.
Sr. Glore er IigsIeSes tnipo Srnlts %
aoubiuationsr % er for @ebtdgei'en al
2upe til at regulers Dem. iaa at De life
Hal funne Irg8s 9tuSrinser ipeien for
ben fri 6oriurrance.
Ger. SIhre er is6t | galoers. Roree,
| 1854 os tom til ameri!a | 1870. 9an
boebs fsrit / mango aar | 9cobbus 60,
OF i 1882 flptteoe ban til Ioet eouutn,
bpor ban bar brcnet meo Sarming. Sdu
banoIer M meo Real @itate % briber
MISUNDERSTANDING I 2uuerne. San
bar inSehapt en- RGffe Siaibsbuerp !
SopHet % uGret GountptommislGr %
bar pRret en- pIigtopfpIbenbe @nrbeoss
mani. GAN er en- ito @epublitaner %.
bill blipe en- nbttig Rano for 2titriftet /
2e9islatlren, b0is ban bIir paIst, bone
ale bans Ssnner baaber, at ban ptI
blipe. 84Iger.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
WsrnmRRs, Wsrf!

Ss. Der nstsr at lomne til bet 9orife
SeIIfabs aarsmsoe ! ct. gauI, sPinn.,
bsr merte iig islgeuOe: 9orSeu Club
9otaIs, bpor aarsmesst boess SorsSag
os 8reSag / rRite llge, er aaa iemte
@aos, Sisrusi SacticH ct, INN FIRE tors
+, &sartaIer fra Union Depot. aommsr
man fra minneapolis pau Ct @all
Minneapolis suer 9emo-Sarrist
Sporposue. tar al paa Semte 8as
be os gaar en- 8ioct OF.
usftiainasussu ar bet bali Gare~
paa aale SernbaHer.
gsuott Sonbabl, gres.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
Ora Canton, salinneipta.

gi babee et 8rpuup Der Dos @rubeus
6prrIbre Ole ggee, ba sarl Sapue bIep
Gift meo Gina geae, Paitor Carrier
taIte mango CODE Orb og Sormaninger
til gruoeparyet. Ser pmtreRt 200
@iefter inSbuene, os intct bIeu ipnret
al bperten oct enc eler bet anhet. llpss
Sontmeu babe FIG en- Soinsnm. ba Der
laet en- RIatform beb Sibeu at Quiet, og
De game tatte ON bit os bat fra eanrmeI
Si6. Ser bIep mango oatre Rreieuter
9ibet. Ii9eiaa en- Del 8ontant. Sa bette
Wrbaip oil life ~glemnes iaa inart. SIN
iurrcr Ssitmaifiuerne ale Steber. og
GoIinsen er goo. Seltager.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
lIuSer 5iltol.. en- fsSeraI 0ranS

lInber 1iltals. en- isSernI @ranS.
iurp lao Sresag ben 2lbs ianmten
/ Jamestown, q. o., og uSiteSte I'll.
taleororer mob StanoarS Oil Com.
PAM. Benniplponia!9an 90 3etp
Dcff Central aHsn. siltafen &c
grun6et paa gIfinsAobsn, iom for.
bpber bistrimiuersnoe Rabat, og Der
iremi9ttes 1876 aHfIasepunftsr mob
stnHoaro Oil Company.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
Gerins os 1ithma-

ct laeenpiSenfabeIiat elao uoto.
Ter berom:
elsie Speocmme freniiaar neo
ntilitrpffelia @eipiraiiou Tuit eller
aanoebrat) % ifriper iig ira en- ali.
for rflae gep9gelie peS Wauens Mcl.
IemauIu. men osiaa rcS ell utilitrGf.
felig RGring o. oerai fsIgenSe Man.
gel paa robe IortifIer ! @lobet. elsie
fan life eritattes, uoen at 5s6en mp
plerer eegemet meo Sern, Calcium
o. SpooI | iaaoan MGngoe, at Der
oeb opueies, buao 2egemet SagIig for,
briiaer % ienoer no meo llriHen.
Seperen iaar iig life tilfsrt NOT Al
Srpgen til 6remitiuiug al ben uGo.
peuSiae bsiere Iemperatur ueS at
orpoere Ierueiubitanien, iaa at DC
Safier fan uoionbreS, Der tr9raeS
for Wabimeltnifgen eIler 6orSsicIien.
Dog ienSer 9peerne line 8atienter
til parmere aIimaer - JON om oct
er Sen uooorteS gorme, bet fonlmer
an pan. 8armen mac irenbringeS
iubeni Grganismet, 6iIglen fan lite
ilppe meo andre 8inger enb BEN. Der
er poget irem ira beIS egen Srop;
Den piIoe life fltune bgoe Jig I'll
Slugt igiennem 2iritcu meo &in8c'
fipr, Der bare bIeo limet til arnppcn,
efterat 6ens egne bar aaaet tabt. Beo
Den nniIrIiae aurnletooe fan S9rtn9
ont life for laltgt iremlfreoen -
belbrebes !iseiaa bel | alaifa iom /
ariSoua. S9rlie i en- folio % tyr
ginterIuft ! en- Ssibe al 1900 til
1000 Sob ober $ooet.
of b~etpbelig Sielp unber aurcn er
Ell 0iPt al Grugt % Nsooer % lei
IigbeosniS enoel 8rGniaaer, iaaiom
Salat, Sptuat og 2eg, Der upbes iaui'
men meb gG9. Mo0ne SltoenbRr
(ripe oIioeS) er iiRr at aubeioIe; be er
at ioretraffe for SIioeuoIie, Der er
goo iom lieeircm Rprtuq, met maug'
Ter De orgartife SnIte, buortmob
SlipettreetS Scr eler 6rtgt er ria
paa SoStum, Calcium % Botnifc %
iamtibig i~noe6oIber omtring 70 8ro'
cent SIibenolie og iodIeoeS iorener
| fig be bcoite 9etiugelier, ueb bots
Sielp en- tarin9SiDg Berion fan font
me til arafter og gierninbe Selbre'
ben.
Oct burbe MI bore urebbenbig at
tilisie, at Suring life er uogeu INIT.
iom Spge btrefte oUerisrIig peS
Smitteipirer, men beIlere, at en- bel
uRret % iunb SrsaniSme fan iigeS
at bore iihbfonmen imurun eIer
uimobitaaeIig o~perfor alleilagS lao
falote gpgoomsipirer. Gn aaoputb
bill oltio I9gae iig eIter oen 9urme'
tobe, ifslge boiIfen man pee 0iGt
og S9gemioIer isger at frembringe
~iaaoanne 8irfninger, Der er Sgg.
OomSipmptomerne mooiatte. Sci.
gpnoe %bumoriitiife Satire poa Beers
err baabe trGiienbe o9 bill opmuntre
maugen irpGtiom &Rier, Der at 6rpgt
for SpgOOm er bange ior at npoe lin
Barring:
He always boiled the water.
As the Health Department begs;
He pasteurized his coffee
And his matutinal eggs.
He filtered this and filtered that,
And sterilized the rest-
Did everything the Board OF Health
Thinks in it's wisdom best;
But he couldn't boil the atmosphere,
Four-hfths Of which 10 germs,
So death negotiated him )
Upon some easv terms III.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
WasnsNempeieu.

Sea bar mootdgst RapnsitsmSelsn
Tom gremie uleb "Gecorabs ysiten~ OF
liter ben uom9riet.' Get &c en- meaet
baHSis aiHs. % isg anbsfaIsr ben paa
bet beeits. oa euhper 9rier al -Secorab.
Pciter" ianr ben alseles gratis. Ssg
Tiger oaiaa bsrmso Tai for HIaSst. Get
brineer nItiS inierssiante Npbsser fra
Roras OF aneri!a. 5ermeo en- penlig
9i.Ien til gIabeis aaiere % gsrionnls.
emil Gbrihiauien,
Nsaniitss. rid
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
srns S6isl. 3 easle 6rooe

srans Ssoisl. q eagle 6rooe.
Soma. bolbtss ben 23be ausrrit for
iemte Gang aoupentiou for at ian
uonGput en- Statsienator, JON ffaI
reprRientere 9ountDerue Sag0iH,
Briebt % 9amiItou / SOrpa5 Haita
2esislatur. 1900 aiItemninger 70.
retoees uaoer De 8 Msoer, 90 SarSiH
6ountp eff ba snbeIia meb line 10
Stemmer ODER til aau0i6ateu fra
8rigbt Gouutp, 6. Z. GeteriOn /
Clarion, ina ban BANDIT.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31

beb coerraites or. gpeuion en- 2ounee.
0binberne babbe ieIpfsleeIie oelaa peb
beune anlebHiW nuehannoe eobe Sins
for bet inspprtes Tsenneiss | gerenInb.
OF Gnsen tiIbrGptes al GemniIishso
meb at ipiie, briife % paasiiare.
Raatte ian RenieheSeHs 0erre RICE,
Iie fan neIiieHe benue Menaben, henS
.5brSs % andre Sisrere uaina i Sremtts
oenl Sermeo en- osuIig oiIien I'll go
iten"5 Yerionale % 2risre fra ct
WenigbceSIem.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31

fol pi ipIitte bore Stemmer, iaa reiiterer
., at tabe os iss mener BOG at pi oil aiers
ne ie en- af bore eene faa enrtebet
SRuf pper bette, @obtfcltl Sae ps inm.
Il os ON 2. 2. Speit % pi eier baas
&c BAN % os ieIp en- itor Sicneite.
gas 2osdu.
gIbert Qea, Winn., 1906.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31

5BmaItjuer "3usoeuueH'. Tom ri
icuSte eftrr for to Var iibsu, er / ale
SeuieeuSsr en- uoa,rrfrt COB Rdittus. ia,
I;gs ina COB o. imr' iom be, osr toiter
bet oobbelte. Wrs. Sobu ". Sobuiou,
GeIfdJ, u. 9at.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31

On Spinoe ausiter fia. iii bun ianr SIMMER,
% iaa ensi.er bun ia, forei bun bar BEN.
Gerioui hln iaasr Soiiiiiers Rodp Rpm.
tain Gea, piloe bun life babe npsen. siart,
imiienoe ai,iist isfssr bets Srus. 85 genta.
&c eller tablets.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
st iaaOaut "Sntfi" isnSes iOm FrGme Ho Slaset for ct liars
Notwithstanding Os fem Gents srtra til at betals
ROrtu, Sonpolut o. Snbpatning.

Sbis life bet ube 8elOb 81. 80 tnoieuoss. nj! en- 4rrmebo8 bite f
irebafur gapHsrempsL. @ridrHg bar lGrt % 1t ut life fan euoe aapnefen
meo Blaoet for 1925.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31

5 Uarmt gstr bRHSer bet at Sa~rUsVubsH 5tDsr for bioS o. gtus'
fra fs for HsasH Sarps. 2 iGa 9tIfGlos maa sUeel al Den ousrfs'
oge Jarus iases uv oO SiEIp al ct stptte ErRtuvr, ,asr mar
fan hiGIpt fg nso ct Stglts apspaptr.
On Sarpepue, oI rare Hsrs Mar. Stube benz 9Gbst at TO
Surr tire aar btus H0sst for tsr, iaa fan man BLOT erppse saa 81
9raabs @lperu 90 ben of blIps !Ne iaa goo ioH ny iaisH.
5nar man life sUpt Airgi ben ivrhe Gang, iaa tori5g igisH
cat Stsnpslst Fuet uso gaa gGpret, eGfr iUt ben enc Stoe uso
fgrt, o. brug ben g2aaes. TOM pasfsr beof. 3rBi Huer!sH igT 9aarot
eger ir lat
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-08-31
3ssE
Hddo
o9
Dinf.
wv

Grin albstss mbehstI 0apH % abresks ir at Hippo at Gi tssaass.
shmplsrrs ubisrss Slabss boratHiHs % % oil bHps IDb1 en- Gang
ont ussn, % man oil osriOr unpsytheu tomme til at psus uVsR Gage laasers
euo pa en- Gubsu 9r3mt.
GOresie: y. annncSer, peeerab, Jema.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-09-15
THE NEAR-MAN.
Several Wars in Which Acquaintance
 Become Objectionable.

Several Wars in Which Acquaintance
 Become Objectionable.
 We all know to our sorrow the man who treads on our heels, who apolo- glzes by smiling vacantly and then treads on them again for good meas- ure. Apparently he has no conception ot the length of his feet. And the man who as he talks points his finger at you and shakes it impressively is an old acquaintance. He Is a relative of the person who pokes you to pune tuate his remarks or smoothes you down and buttons and unbuttons your coat while he purrs These men may mean we'll but like thousands of others who mean well while they are ever- lastingly doing the wrong thing, they should be put to death, they will never break themselves of their exas- rerating habits, and there is no other way of getting rid of them.
 But they are unendurable; what is to be said of the man who, sitting, per- sists in hitching his chair toward you, or standing, keeps crowding you until you are fiattened against the wall? If you are walking, he walks you off the sidewalk into the gutter and gradually pushes you into all sorts of obstacles. He is uneasy and discontented so long as there is a glimmer of daylight or lamp light between him and the in- dividual he is addressing Such a man would oornar VolI and make VOO ra c,7 for air if he encountered in a ten-acre lot with no fence in sight, and, if he were chided and questioned, he would probably explain that he was simply trying to be companionable and con fiding.
 Of many ill-mannered bores, what may be termed the near-man is trife the worst,-Providence Tribune and Telegram.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-09-15
UNIFORM STATE LAWS.

Some of the Matters Which the Com
 mission Will Discuss at Interstate
 Conference.
 The Commission appointed under a resolution passed by the general as- sembly of 1905 to participate in the in-
 ter-state conference on uniform state laws has made much progress. The commissioners are Taleott H. Russell and E. P. Arvine of New Haven and Colonel Walter '. Coe of Stamford. They have returned from conference l of similar commissioners representing other states held in St. Paul Minn. A New Haven dispatch to the New York
 Tribune says;
 TaIcott H. Russell, chairman of the Connecticut commission made to-day
 brief advance statement of the sug- gestions which will be made to the
 Connecticut legislature of 1907, in &C., cordance with similar moves by other state commissions to their state legisla- ture at their next sessions. In addition to the divorce and insurance legisla- l tion, which is to be decided upon later,
 two acts which will be of great slgni- fcance to banking and commercial cir | cles and the business world generally, were adopted by the conference and will be presented to the general assem- plies of the various states. If passed uniformly througout the country, the result, Mir Russell says to-day. is cer-
 tain to be a marked expansion and strengthening of the credit system of the country. The action on warehouse
 receipts will have the effect of expand ing the credit to cover practically all
 personal property subject to warehouse
 deposit and in itself will enormously in
 crease the quick assets of such ware l house-h holders. In a sense. the action
 will enlarge the field of commercial pa- per, and will have the effect of
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-09-15

strengthing credit generally. The
 effect of the action in regard to the negotiable instruments act will be in
 many states, such as Connecticut, to put certificates of personal property on new business basis. Mir Russell said
 to-day, in regard to the conference in St. Paul just closed and the bills like iy to be presented to the Connecticut legislature next winter:
 These acts have been prepared by Professor Williston, of the Harvard Law school, the expert employed by the conference, and have been under discussion in committee and by the general conference for four years.
 These two acts have been prepared In pursuance of general plan by which
 it is hoped to make uniform the laws of the various states concerning docu-
 ments of title which are the ir1stru- ments of commerce between the state. The first step was the prparatlon of the so-called negotiable instruments act, covering drafts, checks and promissory rotes. This act has been adopted by a large majority of the states. In fur ther completion of the plan 1t Is expect ed that an act concerning bills of lad ing will be submitted at the next con-
 ference, which will be held at Port land, Me. Eelthergat that conference
 or the next succeeding one, another act may be submitted concerning certifl-
 cates of stock. These two acts will cover the general subject of evidences of title of personal property,
 The commission has also under con- s,deraton the preparation of a uniform partnership law a draft of which has been submitted by Dean Ames of the
 Harvard Law school It is believed that the proposed legislation submit-
 ted by the conference will be found thorough and complete. The con- ference never submits anything to the public which has not been worked out in the first place by a careful drafts man who is specialist on the subject and which has not been thoroughly examined and criticised by the con- ference for series of years.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-09-15

places. with little of interest in their surroundings to entertain. It may be
 that some one will care to send a pie ture postal to those so in need of cheer
 or sunshine. We give one or two ex- tracts:
 James Anderson, young English man lying almost helpless from spinal
 trouble, is at St. James hospital, Butte, Montana. IA magazine, a cheery letter, a postal or writing paper and a few
 stamps would mean much to him now"
 Be sure and send a birthday letter or postal to Mrs. Annie Benham, Coch-
 iti, Indian Peublo, Pena Blanca post office, New Mexico, on October 27. She lives a long way from neighbors and
 looks forward each year to friendly greetings for her birthday. Put the
 date in your note book and allow days for the letter to go"
 Early iii the summer our state presi- dent, Mrs. Lucy Andrews, issued a cir eular letter stating the case of a young
 man from Connecticut who was at a
 hospital in Maine under treatment for rheumatism, which threatened to
 make him helpless for life unless taken
 directly in hand. The Hartford branch
 responded most generously, and it is our pleasure now to publish letter from Mrs. Andrews in reply to the donation sent to her:
 New Haven, August 21, 1906. My Dears Miss Tucker: Have just returned from three weeks visit among the mountains. A complete
 rest from all business and writing was
 the doctors advice. Please excuse de- lay in acknowledgment of check.
 Many thanks to the Hartford branch for the check of $1535 for young man in Portland hospital We have for warded S42 and have nearly S25 still to send How responsive Connecticut people are to every worthy appeal Again thanking Hartford branch for its ever hearty cooperation in all sunshine work remain, yours in sunshine LUCY P. ANDREWS.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-09-15
SEVERE WITH PUNCH.
It's Humor About the Longworths Not
 Admired in Chicago.

It's Humor About the Longworths Not
 Admired in Chicago
 It is unnecessary to say that all Great Britain is laughing still over Punch's happy take-off on "The Long, worths" and Americans in general Punch is always exceedingly clever, and it is always particularly clever when it hits the kindred beyond the sea.
 There it as may be observed by the most casual, delicacy about its hu- nor which is possible only to the hu- nor of an advanced civilization The I.ongworths' are in a sense of Great Britain, but British humor recognizes no fine distinctions. Hence the refer ence to chewing gum and the intima- tion that the visits to Buckingham palace and Marlborough house were palace and Marlborough house were emotional on the part of visitors and unexpected on the part of the visited.
 Also the sarcasm in the entry with relations to Franz Josef, it being the most natural thing in the world for an American young woman to think of the aged monarch as Franz Josef Hapsburg.
 And then there is that conundrum; What is the difference between a War wick COW and a Chicago cow? One is dun and the other is overdone.
 American humor is incapable of ris- ing to this plane. In our crude demo- cratic way, if we thought of such a conundrum at all. we would put it differently. For instance, we would ask: What is the difference between London humorous newspaper ass and an ordinary ass? And defy anybody to name it.-Chicago Inter-Ocean.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-09-15

that her rooms are uncommonly stuffy."
 There you have 1t exactly said the Philosopher. Are you more comfor- table because you have a few dollars in your pocket and a tyrannical linen band around your neck? Are your friends uptown to be congratulated because they are going to bed in an air tight north apartment, having spent the day and the evening in conven- ttonal attire, which means little short of positive agony? When we left our house this evening you commented on the fretful children of your neighbors, And why should they not be fretful? Weren't they starched and stiff and prim, constantly warned don't do this and don't do that, and weren't their little minds rebelling against the awful ordeal of dressing up so as to look pretty and sweet and feel inexpress- ibly tortured?'
 Now, down here" went on the Phil lospher, you see nothing of that sort. You have passed in and out among sey- eral thousand babies and small chil- dren, and you have not heard single wall of distress. Is there much misery in that? This is a tolerably warm evening especially to such conven- tional fools as you and Land these people dress accordingly. You have seen the children in some instances tumble off to dreamland in sort of sleep where you fail style, but that isn't positive comfort have never seen it. We lock ourselves up and dream Of burglars and kidnappers, but let us come down here two or three hours later and we'll see old and young sleeping as peacefully aon their porches or on the sidewalks as if kid mapping and robbery were lost arts Talk about the suffering of the poor in hot weather! To find the real sui fering at night inquire in your fash ionable apartments"
 T never thought of that, said l. Here is little delicatessen establish ment. Will you stop in and have some refreshments?" 2"
 NO, repleu the THllOoOPlOi,
 Ghetto may not be uncomfortable, but 1t is not strong on luxuries. admit that we have some advantages, even if we yield to tyrannical conventions.
 We walked by a public school build ing and gave my last two pennies to a ritle boy and small girl. Who knows?" seaid, T may have given money to future president or pro spective Mrs. Stokes. Ours is indeed a great country"
 And not the less so because some people abjure high standing collars and stays and other abominations, and sleep out of doors when it is hot the Philosopher retorted. Roswell Field in Chicago Tribune