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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17

Bremen, s6 de abril.-El Senado
dedico hoy cerca de dos millones de
pesos al ensanche y mejora del puerto
de Bremen.
Berlin, ao de abril.-El gobierno
presento al Reichstag un proyecto de
ley que obliga los propietarios de
automobiles 4 pagar rentas vitalicias
4 las familias de personals muertas
por dichos vehiculos, y a personals in
capacitadas permanentemente por he
ridas 6 lesiones causadas por automo
viles. Ell importe de dichas pensio-
mes 10 6jaran los tribunales seg1n las
circunstancias de cada case. Ell pro-
yecto fue referido 4 una comisi6n
En- ausencia del canciller impe rial
principe Bulow ha dispuesto ell Empe-
rador que los ministries 10 consulten
directamente el en- todas las atlas
custiones de Estado, no al canciller
INFERNO conde Weheer, que es tam
bien ministro delSInterior.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17

Por Ell vspor Caracas, han salido
para Nueva York, los siguientes pa
sajeros
Sra. Harold J Sewsll y sirvienta,
Sr Manuel Zeno Gambia y familia, Sra.
n A Walcott hermana, Jose 3. Pc
reg, Alfred Solomon, Juanita Garcia
Rosas, NJ. U. Usino, w. E. Means, Sra.
y nifo, Charles E. Gardner, E. NJ.
Sliger, John NJ Poole, Geo. Meller, c
S. Hill, Frank Wright. Luis Bravo
Alberto Bravo, Cabo, Merritt G Enentt
y soldadss, rer. sargento G. Finell y
a5 hombres, c. H DUNCAN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
El entusiasmo hlpico

Los sefiores don Antonio Lopez, de
Humacao, don Antonio Lopez, de We
ga Alta, don Jose Nevarez. los hernia
nos Monroy los sefores Bird, de Fa.
jardo, propietarios de magnf6cos ca.
bsllos que en- sus respectivas localida-
des y en- la isla gozan de mucha fama,
Sc disponen, segdn Sc nos indica,
traerlos al hipodromo de San Juan
probablemente para las carreras, del
proximo domingo.
FL entusiasmo que Sc esta desper-
tando en- la Isla por ell deporte hfpico
es plausible por todos extremes.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17

to de la verdad, Il asentir a que
Sc adulteren y malabaricen Co
sas tan respetables como la
|ciudadania Y que sc obligue al
pariamento nacional, que re-
presenta la verdadera sobera-
MA de la Republica d pasar por
10 que quiera y ordene ell auto
ritario y arrogante iefe del po-
der ejecutivo,
Sin duda piensan de este mo-
do Ell senador Spooner, el dipu
tado Cannon y los senadores y
REPRESENTATIVES que Sc oponen
resueltamente, a la farsa de la
ciudadania.
Hay que darla de veras, con
todos sus derechos y prerrogati-
vas, 8 negarla en- absolute. va
que sc comete una in njusticia con
los puertorriqueflos, a 10 menos
que Sc salve el prestigio de la
|ciudadania americana, ell ere
ditto que debe tener, que sc sepa
~ Sc proclame que Ell pals de las
talsiflcaciones industrlales. no
ha falsihcado tambien la car
Ia augusta del ciudadano, para
que circule como I'm reclamo de
la politica colonial de Roose-
welt, como i'm anunclo del ex-
pansionismo.
FL Senado americana Sc resis-
te a pasar por ESQ; en- la CANA
ra baja es Ell speaker Mr.. Can
non, quien acaudilla la oposi-
cion." iAun hay patriar-pue-
den decir los creyentes en-
la tradicion gloriosa de la Re
publica, los legitimos descen.
Idientes de Washington al saber
que en- medic de la decadencla
actual que pone en- peligro la
vida de las instituciones demo
craticas, hay quien Sc obstina
en- -hacer cue sc respete Y
vuelva a colocarse por en- Gina
de los intereses y las convenien-
cias particulares Y bastardas.
Pueden tambien entrar en- los
lcalculos de estos prudentes ciu-
idadanos los temo1es a futuras
IcOmpllcaciones de ordcn inter.
nacional, que impondrian a Ia
metropoli sacrihcios inmensos
| y deberes penosos de los que
ahora sc encuentra libre.
Los hombres que al acepta1
la direction que Sc les confia
de la politica interior Y exterior
de una nacion, contraen Ell com
promise solemne de salvarla de
confiictos deben preverlo todc
con un sentido admira bic de Ia
realidad Y una vision clarisima
del pOrvenir
Cuando estas cualidades nc
Sc poseen, por muy gallarda
por muy arrogante y soberbis
que sea, 9 parezca, la fgura de
un gobernante, aunque este sa-
tisfaga la inconsciencia dt
algunos. constituye IN verda
dero peligro, y una rerdadert
deseracfa, para TN pals por fuer
te y poderoso que sea.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
LAS OBRAS DEL TEATRO

Adelantan rapidamente, merced al
gran impulse que Sc les di6 al prin-
cipio, las obras de nuestro Teatro,
que estara terminado defnitivamente
Ell dfa 1ltlmo de Mayo.
Aver hemos vIsto como progresan
las reparaciones que Sc estan reali-
zando, y merecen verda deras felici-
taciones los competentes directories S
de las obras, y los artistas que estan
dando remate la reforma
Ell sefior Medina esta recibiendo va
muchas felicitaciones por Ell brillante
trabajo del techo, que esta ejecutan-
do con una gran seguridad, con per
fecto dominiod de su arte con una
rapidez extraordinaria
Hablando con el artista, nos asegu
ro que, por su parte, Ell Teatro- esta.
ria en- condolences de ser estrenadc
en- la fecha va indicada.
Todos los trabajos de plomerfa y
de alumbrado estan por complete ter
minados, y va tienen los decoradores
muy adelantadas las pinturaS de Ia
sala. galerfas, etc.
Ell Teatro puede estar acabadc
para ell dia veintinueve, como Sc ha-
bia anunciado va.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
TuriStaS ingleSeS en- VigO

A las ocho de la nanana del * de
Abril lego a Vigo, procedente de
Londres, el vapor "Ophir." condu-
ciendo 4 bor6o $50 turistas ingleses.
Esta excursion es la segunda de
las organizadas por la Agencia Cook
de Inglaterra.
La primera Sc organize a princi-
pios de Marco 1ltimo, en- el vapor
"Ormuz, y los turistas que enton-
ces visitaron a Vigo quedaron tan
satisfechos de su estancia en- dicha
poblaclon, no SOLO por 10 hermoso
del pals Y bellcza del paisaie, sino
por las atenciones dc que Sc les hizo
objeto, que la anprcsa Cook acord6
que ell puerto de Vigo hgurase en-
adelante como punto de recalada pa
ra todas las expedlciones.
Entire los turiSlas de esta nueva
expedition hguran distinguidas ia !
milias de Inglaterra, como las de
lady Ramilly y otras damas de ele-
vada alcurnia; los doctores Charles
Garfield y Tomas Barlow (este 1lti-
mo es medico del rey Eduardo via
sir lucknow, y otros personajes mas
Todos ellos Sc mostraron encan-
tados de las espl6ndidas bellezas ma
turales del pals. y durante su per-
manencia en- TERRA muchos Marcia
ron en- carruajes Bayona, Y otros 4
Mos, para visitar el castillo propie-
dad del marques de la Vega de
Armijo,
Los restantes recorrieron la ciu-
dad de Vigo y sus cercanfas.
En- ell Hotel Continental almorza-
ron ochenta turistas.
El alcalde, dandoles una prueba
de deferencia, ordeno que la banda
municipal sc situara en- la avenida
de Montero Rios, en- la cual Sc halla
dicho hotel, para que les amenizase
la estancia.
A las cuatro de la tarde zarp6 ell
:Ophir" con rumbo a Tanger, desde
donde ira Gibraltar, Lisboa y Opor-
to, marchando luego a Inglaterra.
El "Ophir" es un buque magnfhco.
Desplaza 1000 toneladas y reune
cuantas cond iciones de seguridad y
comfort puede desear Ell mas exi-
gente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
ANIMACION EXTRAORDINARILY

Para los premios de $50, 500 y
$3.50, correran los caballos siguien-
teS:
"El Noble" "Silver Wedding
Favorito' "Aguila Blanca "Agui.
la Negra", Ardilla', "Flecha' V
ademas los 7 caballos de Ponce: "Pe-
lon" "Jfbaro'', "Adoptivo 'Perla
fina "Brutito' "Almodovar" Y
"M1sico".
Para el premio de S3oo.-"Negri-
to de San Juan "Mariposa de Sa-
linas, y "Perla hna :" de Ponce.
Hay tren expreso, de Arecibo a
San Juan y vaiios trenes de San Juan
al Hip6dromo. desde las dos de Ia
tarde hasta las 7 p NJ.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
Distinguido ccmpanero

Ell doctor Zeno Gambia, Director
de La Correspondence de Puerto
Rico. ha embarcado aver para los
Estados Unidos, donde permanecera
algtin tempo. residiendo en- Nueva
York.
Con nuestro compaflero va su dis
tinguida famila
lie deseamos I'm feliz viaje.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
=" Azul Y BIancO y

Nuestro distinguido amigo don
Juan Suarez, presidente de Ia Colo
MIA Espaflola de la Carolina, nos ha
invitado al gran bale de azul y blan.
co que tendra efecto en- dicho circulo
la noche del dfa 20 del corriente.
Agradecemos la invitaci6n.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
NOta del dia

poner que en- 10 que resta del
periodic parlamentario, en- Was
hington, no quedara aprobada
la ley de la ciudadania.
Las prisas del Presidente Ro-
osevelt, confesadas de TN modo
imprudente en- la carta que ha
dirigido al senador Foraker,
descubren la intencion del .pri
mer magistrate que no desea
otra cosa sino que nuestro Co
misionado al llegar a Rio Ia
neiro, pueda ostentar el inutil
pergamino de una ciudadania
sin derechos, arreglada para La
exportacion, como cualquiera
de los productos industriales, y
como la burocracia de ese gran
pals.
Y que no aspira a mas ell
Presidente Roosevelt, nj debe
mos esperar Otra coSa nOsotros,
en- vista de los antecedenteS
que conocemos. nos 10 indica ell
texto de la carta que ha recibi-
do Ell senador Foraker, suscrita
por Ell Presidente Roosevelt. Y
que nuestros lectores conocen
desde aver.
"Seria una verdadera des-
gracia,-dice Mr.. Roosevelt =
que Ell proyecto de ley soDre la
ciudadania a los puertorrlque
nos no pasara, en- esta session,
antes de que el senior Larrina
ga salga para el Brasil. "
Para los efectos teatrales que
persigue Roosevelt, es induda-
blemente una verdadera des
gracia la falta de ese detalle, de
e-e retoque habilidoso dado a
Ultima hora uno de los miem-
bros de la comision que repre-
sentara a los Estados Unidos
en- Ell tercer Congreso Pan
Americana, de Rio Ianeiro.
Seria Nn0 0erdadera desgrdcfa
que los pueblos de hispanoame
rica no puedan apreciar, a sim
pie vista. una aparente igual
dad entire los comisionados de
la gran Republica y que noten
la deprimente inferioridad en-
que mantienen a los naturales
de la colonia, los orgullosos do
minadores que aspiran, sin en-
barge, a pasar por democratas
va que Sc les crea los unicos
capaces de ense1ar a los pue
bios Y educarlos en- la augusta
escuela de la libertad.
Serfa una verdadera desgra
cia, como dice Roosevelt, perc
esa desgracia es para 81, para
Su politiCa torpe, para su ambi-
cion quimerica de que los pue-
bios libres de la terra acudar
a la Republica imperialista er
Suplica de que los convierta er
dominiOs de su soberania colo
sal.
81; seria una desgracia, que
Ell Parlamento americana sc
prestara a servir de comparsa
al regio personaje que ha in
,cluido entire los juegos malaba-
res para Ell repertoire interna-
cional, Ell de la ciudadania sin
derechos, completamente nomi.
nal; seria una desgracia, perc
no para los pueblos que trata
de fascinar, nj para ell pueblo
americana, nj siquiera para no
sotros, para la Isla olvidada, 81
no para el, para el gran soma
dor de delirios. para el exito de
su politica personal y Ell triunfc
de su ambicion napole6nica.
"Seria una verdadera desgra-
cia.'
tSeria una lastima.
Pero sin duda 10 sera, no obs
tante las previslones de Mr.
Roosevelt, los temores y las IN
quietudes que exterioriza, por-
que hay quienes considerar
nayor desQracia Ell falseamien-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
Hip6dTono de San Juan

Las CARaEAaS DEL Ola 10
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
DE VIAJE

Esta mafiana han salido para Ca
guas, Cayey y Aibonito respective
mente los seflores doctor Lugo Vifa
y veterinario Mr., Allen.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-05-17
Tribunal Supreme de PtO Rico
Sehalamsntos "a causss criminales tsrmino.
Mayo, 1906

Martes 22.-E1 Pueblo de Puerto
Rico contra Pedro Nolasco de la Cruz,
por delito contra Ell Poder Executive
Microbes 23.-El Pueblo de Puer-
to Rico contra Juan Pavon Otero, por
Delito electoral.
Jueves 24.-El Pueblo de Puerto
Rico contra Salustiano Rodriguez
Ipor Seduction.
Vlernes 25.-El Pueblo de Puerto
Rico contra Candido Agosto y otros
Asesino de Ter. grado.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
Automobile in the Bible.

Someone has found hint, as some
one always does when there is new
invention or discovery. of the automo-
bile in the Bible. 1t is in the vision of
NAHUM, the Elkoshite, concerning the
burden of Nineveh. In the account
given by this seer Of the military mus
ter and array of the Modes and Bah
ylonians against the doomed city of
Nineveh. the mistress of witchcrafts.
when the people in the midst of her
were women" the Elkoshite has this
remarkable verse; The ohariots ahall
rage in the streets. they shall jostle
one against another in the broad ways,
they shall run like lightnings." A vari-
ant of the word "jostle," which the
original Hebrew will, 1t Is said, equally
well or better bear, is pass swiftly,
without particular purpose, to and
iro," rendering which brings the cars
Of the Hebrew prophet into, perhaps,
still closer connection with the motor
cars of the present day.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
UNJUST 10 FRIDAY
LITTLE st.a,s FOR BELIZE THAT.
Dry is A HooDoo.M e
Some of the Most Momentous Events
in the History of the World Have
Occurred on That Day-A
Few Instances.

OF all the days of the week, Friday
is the hoodoo; there is no supersti-
ton that is more prevalent than that
which ascribes i'll luck to all under
takings which are inaugurated upon
that day of the week. Primarily this
superstition has its origin in the fact
that the crucifixion occurred on FRI
day, and those who are thoroughly
welded to the belief assert that Eve
and Adam ate the apple one Friday
afternoon, SO great is the burden that
Friday must bear. 1t is singular CO.
incidence that the Buddhists and the
Brahmins hold the Identical distrust
of Friday that the auperstitious
among us maintain. The fact that 1t
is hangmans day is rather the re-
suit of the superstition than one Of
its causes.
OF all the nations of the Christian
world, the Scotch alone have fond
ness for Friday; with them the day Is
the favorite one of the week for we'd
dings, but this Is only another in
stance of the contrariness Of the peo-
pie of the land of the heather. A die
tionary of dates, recently published.
presents some arguments in favor of
Friday which show that the Scotch
people are warranted IN their affec.
ton for the day that is elsewhere re-
garded with suspicion. Among the In
cidents that directly affect us as q
nation, many of the more important
have occurred on Friday; ~
Columbus, according to his author
ity, discovered America on Friday; by
the same authority the Pilgrim Fa-
theirs landed on the Massachusetts
coast one Friday morning; George
Washington was born on Friday; the
battle of Bunker Hills was fought on
Friday, and so was the battle Of
New Orleans; the capture of Rich
mend, which marked an important
epoch in our late history, occurred
upon this supposedly luckless day.
In European history the day has
been no less important. The birth of
Queen Victoria occurred on Friday;
Shakespeare was also born upon this
day; the Bastile fell one Friday MORN
ing; the execution Of Charles I. was
on Friday: the battle of Morengo was
fought on Friday, and the burning of
| Moscow, which turned the tide of
conquest against Napoleon, occurred
on Friday as WE'LL
The adherents of the Friday super
stition will argue that, while these
events mark important steps In his.
tory, and While they brought good
luck to some people, they were ex-
ceedingly unfortunate for others.
While the burning Of Moscow, for in.
stance, was instrumental in QUILTING
Europe, IT was q stroke Of the worst
kind of luck fer Napoleon. But while
it is true that each of the incidents
mentioned were unfortunate for some.
body or other. 1t is also true that each
brought about results that are for the
general good. 1t was rough on King
Charles that he was killed, but his
death was decidedly an event that
furthered the cause of liberty. All in
all, it seems that Friday has reputa,
ton that 1t does not deserve.-Ana
conda Standard.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
YOUNG WOMAN ATTEMPTS
TO RIDE BUGGY WHEEL
stylishly Dressed Female Creates a
Sensation on Streets of To-
peka Kan

Topeka. Kan.-Because she thought
she could use buggy wheel as BIZ
cycle and tried to ride it without d.
vided skirts at high noon the other
day, woman who gives the nom de-
plume of Clara Wilson was fined IS
in police court for being drunk. This
female, who is well dressed and very
polite. while sober, was giving an open
air exhibition on Kansas avenue, near
Fourth street, when captured by
Officer Miller.
In police court the woman was very
penitent, but refused to give her right
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20

The most famous strike breakers IL
the land are DIR. Kings New Life
Pills. When liver and bowels go on q
strike, they quickly settle the troub-
lie, and the purifying work goes right
on. Best cure fer constipation, head
ache and dizziness 25c. F. A. Diem.
mer, druggist y
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
Fare Play.

Conductor Ito woman with hahy)-
Tickets, madam.
Woman amt got no tick. I'm
travelin' with the baby.
conductor-You have ia pay or act
off.
Woman-How much f'r tn hahye
Conductor-Nothing for the baby.
Woman-That's what ! thought.
Nothin' f'r tn baby. but y don't think
his pore little thing cd travel alone.
10 W"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
A Gentle Hlnt.

What people want nowadays, Miss
Pert, is man who rushes ahead
without regard to consequences.
There are no openings left for man
|of only staying power" y
Why, I'm sure Mr.. Borely, there's
always the open front door,"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
ineurable. For great many years doctors
pronounced it a local disease and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly falling to
cure with local treatment. pronounced it in
c, rable. Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh cure,
manufactured by F. j. Cheney & CO., Toledo,
Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the mar
ket, 1t is taien internally In doses from 10
drops to teaspoonful, 1t acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case 1t fails to
cure. Send foe circulars and testimonials.
Address: F. j, CHENRy & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. Is cents,
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Stop! Waii! just listen to this
Here is something you must not miss!
Dec. 7h, The baptist Far.
Everything useful and pretty there;
Aprons for ladies and children too,
Tennis night dresses not few,
Everything a person conld use,
Bags for stockings and bags for shoes,
Bags for pieces, bags for the broom,
Something useful for every room,
Last but not least, a supper at five
Till all are served; don't fail to arrive.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
hanpuy.

Mrs. Newlywed--My husband ad-
nires everything about me; my voice,
my eyes, my form, my hands!
Friend-And what do you admire
about him?
Mrs. Newlywed-His good taste.--
Translated for Transatlantic Tales
from Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
Headquarters

for Edison Photographs and Columbia
Graphophooes, gold moulded cylinder
records a.d disc records. From 400
To 500 * cords always In stock. Come
in and hear them even If you do not
want to buy.
@. A. FossE. Sehlay. Ia.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20

Every Tuesday, balance Of the year, the
Chicago Great Western Railway will sci
homeseekers tickets to Minnesota, North Da-
kots and Canadian Northwest at about half
rate; TO other territory frs, and third Tuesdays
Apply to any Great Western Agent or u. r. E-
mer, g. P. A., st. Paul, Miap. ssste number:ln
party and when going. dec 81
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20

Doan's Regulets cure constipation,
tone the stomach, stimulate the liver,
promote digestion and appe title and
easy passage of the bowels, Ask your
druggist for them, g cents box.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20

Tortufing eczema spreads It's burn
Ing area every day. Doan's Ointment
quickly stops its spreading, instantly
relieves the itching, cures 1T perma-
nently. At any drug store.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
Horses for Sale.

Having number of medium priced
horses and brood mares that will
sell. Partlea desiring to purchase
game will please call at nay office soor
It'll D. A. Lyons.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
Modern SURGERY.

Chappie-You say. doctor, you can
cut Off q mans leg and he won't know
s'TAing about it until it's "all OFF,"
poe-That's what said!
Chappie-And your charge is $50:
Doc-Yes, sir.
chappie-Well. here's your $50.
You know old man Haskins? The one
whose daughter I've been keeping
company with? Big. burly ola i edusS
with hard leg to=A
Dee-Yes, yes. He wants his leg
cut of, does he?
Chappie-He? No; want 1t cut
off-he kicked me last night! Ss'
St... usA.4
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
Che Tried to Ride the Buggy Wheel.

name. She said she was married, and
her husband, who lived in California,
would leave her if he heard Of her
escapade. When arrested she claimed
to be the wife of A. P. Tone Wilson, q
Topeka lawyer. The police knew she
was prevaricating, and paid no at
tention to her claim. She has been
ARRESTED several times during the
last year, and is evidently a cocaine
fiend. She has on each occasion given
fictitious name,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
BUG in Soda Water.

Boston.-Mfss Evelyn Metcalf
has brought suit against McKenna &,
Nolan, a firm of bottlers, for $4,000.
alleging that in drinking bottle of
their soda water she swallowed a
large bug, causing her much pain,
anguish and discomfort
+ Gee, what did she expect for five
cents said the clerk who sold it-'sa
hummin' bifd?'
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
Enough for Him.

Athletic Enthusiastic EaY think
ven get exercise enough?
etoutly-Fou bet ] dol It keeps
me scrambling to get living!-De.
troit Free Press.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
The Brute.

'I'm saddest when sing. she sang,
Clear rang the notes and high,
Her father from the other room
Responded: $50 am t..
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20

Therek nothing SO good for sore
throat as DR.. Thomas Fclectric Oil.
Cures In q few hours. Relieves any
pain 10 any part.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
For Sale.

Two choice bulls for sale cheap,
John Lnpdas, 3. E. d.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
+ Defined.

Knicker-W What is the political stu.
alton?
Bocker-You need rubber wagon
to see which is the band wagon.-N.
Y. Sun.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1906-11-20
SPECIAL BARGAINS.
Friday and Saturday Bargain Counter.

Come aud see our Special Bargains
for Friday and Saturday ofseach week.
Don't forget the days-Eyery week
you will find some new bargains.
Give US call whe ther you want to
buy or net VIM KELLow, Jr.