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The Spirit OF Lynching.

Have genuine and far sighted patriots
pondered adequately the characteristic
concluding passages, full Of ardor,
conviction and certainty, of Mr.. RoosE-
vELr's recent message on the Brownsville
troubles:
IhAve o~ondemned In unstinted terms the crimS
OF lynching perpetrated by white men, and l should
take instant advantage OF any opportunity whereby
I could bring TO Justice . mob Of l~ynchers. In
precisely the same spirit ! have now acted with
reference to these colored men who have been
guilty OF a black and dastardly crime. In ono
policy. as In the other. I DO not claim as q favor.
but I challenge as a right, the support Of every
citizen of this country. whatever his color. provided
only he has in him the spint Of genuine and far
sighted patriotism"
Lynch law is punishment with or with
out trial by a body Of men having no
legal right to try or to punish. II is pun
ishment by a self-appointed court, out
side and in disregard of the power of
law. Whitecapping and tarring and
feathering are milder, but scarcely less
popular, forms of similar arbitrary pun
ishment. Disregard Of the law, the
substitution Of the will Of a mob for the
law and its orderly proceedings, is the
spirit Of genuine lynch law, whitecapping
and so forth.
II soldiers are punished without a
court-martial, without a trial provided
by the law; if they, or some Of them, are
convicted by the President, in his good
pleasure, of "a black and dastardly crime
and all are punished, the innocent with
the guilty, is not the essential spirit Of
lynch law found in such punishment?
Not infrequently lynch law executes
innocent men, convicts them of a black
and dsstardly crime.
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To THE EDITOR or TuA SUN-Sr: One Of the
nrst 10 fall on the Federal side In the CiyiI war was
Theodore Winthrop, whose Cecil Drecme,' John
Brent" and other books and stories gave promI Sc
OF a brilliant literary future. Reading one OF his
stories the other day. found this pass. %, pertinent
especially at this season: 80 many hundreds OF
turkeys, done To a turn, now began to have an
effect upon the atmosphere. Few odors are more
subtle and pervading than this. and fcG more
Appetlzing. Indeed. there Is said 10 be an odd
fellow. a strictly American gournand, In New York
who sits from noon TO dusk on Christmas Day Up
ia a tall steeplo merely 70 catch the aroma OF roast
turkey floating over the city-and much good, Il
Is said. It does him"
Is this a purely nctlonal New Yorker. or was
there ever such a one In or before the time or Win
throp's residence in this town. In other words.
were there as cranky gastrOnOmic crGnls In those
days as there are noW7 BuSroNA.
NEW YORK. December %.
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A Possible ECONOMY.

The operation of our postal service is
80 generally satisfactory that there is
little disposition to make any roar about
such trihes as expenditures and deficits.
We are not at all disturbed by the fact
that it nov costs more than twice as
much to run our national post office AZ
1t cost to run the entire Government in
1861. So long as our letters and papers
come with promptness We are not in
clined to study the accounts very closely.
Yet the total of the bill for the year
was SITS, 44s, 77s.S 0 an increase Of about
31l 900, 900 over the preceding year.
Mr.. CoRTELYoU has made an eminently
satisfactory Postmaster General. In his
annual report he says that he Is less
concerned about the deficit than about
efficiency OF administration" Upon that
point his policy has been OF the sound
est. AS a people we caSe much less what
We pay than we do about getting what
we want. We want our mail promptly
and regularly, and if it mt that way
We do not lie awake nights worrying
about a beggarly little deficit OF SIC, $780,
600. At the same time, if we could ave
v e that just as well as not there are
various ways in which we could use the
money TO advantage.
Mr.. CoRTELYoU suggests that at least
a part Of the shortage could be saved
by the enactment of a sensible law as
TO second class matter" and by the adop-
ton Of a proper system of accounting"
The former Of these is difficult Of accom-
plishment, but the latter should be easy.
For some mysterious reason it seems to
be much easier to get foolish bills through
Congress than it is to secure the passage
OF sensible" laws. But there is certainly
no excuse for an Anticipated and inefi-
oient system Of bookkeeping.
With the exception Of Russia, it costs
more TO run the United States than il
does to III any other country in the
world. We are certainly extravagant,
but we ought not to be needlessly waste
full. II Mr.. CoRTELYoU knows of a leak
which let's out millions the hole should
be plugged up somehow.
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Canada has spent ss2 .ooo. 900 for railway.

Canada has spent se2 900, 900 for railways
this year. She has added 1914 miles Of
line to her railway system. Out Of the total
expenditure about s44 900 900 has been used
for construction and about SIS ,OOO, 900 for
equipment.
The Canadian Pacific, which now has a
grand total Of more than II 600 miles of
completed road, has expended s23, 900, 600
during the year. The Canadian Northern
has spent SIS 900, 900; the Grand Trunk,
s., OOO, 900; the Grand Trunk Pacific, s7,OOO,-
900; the Great Northern (the Hill line),
SO, 900 900; and the Temiskaming, 81, OOO,-
900. The Government owned lines, the
Intercolonial and the Prince Edward Island,
are not reported, presumably from lack Of
anything to report.
Some Of this new mileage is actually
needed to-day, but a considerable part Of
it represents provision for Tomorrow, End
Canada's tomorrow is big with promise.
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Kentuckiau who Il Not a Colonel.

From me washington Post.
Internal Revenue Commissioner John W. Yerkes
objects TO the title OF Colonel. The fact that he
halls from Kentucky and Is almost invariably ad
dressed by the time honored handle gives him great
distress of mind.
Every time q man calls me Colonel" said Mr..
Ycrkes, Il turn around and address him as General
OF Admiral. This city OF Washington is Just about
the worst place ! was ever In for titles. You can't
find any plain American citizens here. 1t Is Gen
eral, Admiral, Colonel. Captain. OF Mr.. Secretary,
Mt. Commissioner. Mr.. DoOrkeeper. Mr.. Attorney.
General. Why, even the colored help around the
Treasury Department address each other as Mr..
Messenger or Mr.. Elevator Conductor.
One day, soon after ! reached WASHINGTON,
was in my ONCE talking with a crowd OF Congress
men and in walks old Admiral Watson. As he
opened the door he shouted: Hello, John. how
are your l leaped up from my chair and rushed
forward TO greet him. ADMIRAL l cried, 4 could
Just hug you for calling me that. Please do IL
again. I'm so dad sick and tired of being called
Colonel that my given name Is music TO my ears"
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Material for the Lives or the Presidents

To THE EDITOR OF The SUN-Sir: Is a
chain stronger than its weakest link7 Mr..
Bellamy Storer asserted that he had written
to President Roosevelt an account of his
audience with Pope Plus Y. on December ?,
1908. and that this letter was written and
mailed at Meran between the 5th and the 9th
Of December. 1903.
In his retaliation" the President quotes
some sentences from a letter written by him,
az he asserts. on December 10. 1903. Mr..
Roosevelt Omits to quote from the first sem
tence of that letter:
MI DEAR BELLANI: Many thanks for your
letter.
This first sentence is the Acknowledgement
over Mr.. Roosevelt's own signature OF the
reception by him Of the "Meran letter, mailed
about ten days before.
This fact has been discovered by a careful
comparison OF dates and must place the mat
ter beyond all question.
1t has come to the knowledge of some OF
Mr.. Storer's friends within the last few days.
Should 1t not be made public?
A MEMBEB OF THE SAPPHIRA CLUB.
NEW YORK. December 20. 1900.
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The Explosive Trust and the Nobel Prize.
From a letter IN IN, Erenino posf

Twenty years ago. the two brothers. Ludwig
and Alfred Nobel. took up the idea OF an explo-
sive combination. in which Alfred was to be
the prime mover. After some months OF prep
%sration, the first great trust $50 called) in
Europe was launched. combining the COM
peting corporations of several countries. and
was always designated as the Explosive
Trust" with Alfred Nobel at its head. From
the trust the major part OF Alfred Nobel's
fortune was derived. a fortune which enabled
him to make a bequest OF about tl0,O 900. 900
with the pacific purpose Of which bequest the
whole world is familiar, and which il Justly
applauds.
The further incongruities. or shall we say
happy contributions. in the affair Of the award
are that the prize itself was the profit outcome
OF a trust or a combination Of the same
character as those which MIR. Roosevelt daily
assaults under the name of trusts in the United
States. and that the Prize OF Peace had Ito
origin in the manufacture OF the most de-
structive Of war materials.
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An Attractive Prospectus.

The personal statement issued yester-
day by tho Hon. WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT
il lovely. Nothing in this line more
direct, more suave, more human and
more winning has ever been put forth
by any possible candidate for President
during his period Of mere potentiality.
II we are not mistaken, the American
people is in an uncommonlv receptive
mood for craftsmanship in which energy
is refined by modcsty, and sincerity is
not destitute Of the sense of humor.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30
A Serious Proposition.
From, De BIuetaeks. Ners.

FT0W Ws bIueJdckP. NeUS.
Writing up our own marriage announcement is
a serious proposition, and one we would gladly
pass over as the oonsoling effects Of our wife is not
10 be measured by words and sentences. but by
bumps and bruises, We Will be glad TO admit that
It Is all accomplished under the guise OF love be-
cause our newly made wife is kind and afectionate.
She has been the mellow sun rays OF our past ex-
istence, and now since We have anchored ourselves
together In order to spend our terrestrial days.
She shines out more brilliant than ever. IL
was Thanksgiving Day. 1905. which caused the
editor, @. ]. Howell, TO be thankful by being united
IN marriage 10 Miss Beulah Upton OF WEIGH, whom.
we believe, is about the most perfect, unWinRed
creature this side Of the peArly gates.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30
New Year Resolutions.
20 be good this year

I'm going 20 be good this year
And try 10 keep from sin:
I'm starting out with hope and cheer.
And they will help me win.
I'll try 70 DO %obliging, kind,
Considerable and square,
And steal no pennies from the blind.
l hardly think II fair.
IN he exceeding candid, frank,
Wherever I may roam,
And never crack a single bank
Nor burglarize a home.
And though their course my soul Offend,
And knives are selling cheap.
| will not stab my business friends
And stack them In a heap.
In fact. I'll be q model man
And worth the worlds applause:
For me It's not a happy plan
To quite ignore the laws.
Though little wealth my work may gain
Though small my weekly wage,
I won't hold up q single train
Nor even rob q stage.
RoBsRrus Love.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30
. Brains

There are critics OF the "platformists, =
as they are called in the trade talk. Thus.
Of one Of Americas most famous saviors
IL Is said:
CENTRAL Y. NJ. o. A.. CHICAGO. Nov. l2.-In
LINCOLN STEPHENS we again behold 9 writer who can
write. but not q talker who can tax. A . leo
turer he is very sad.
His attempted lecture contains nothing new
not a thought that has not been done and redone
In the public prints.
Mr.. SrKFrENs's subject was Craft in Chicago
The price paid for tho lecture wss his most apt
Illustration
The lyceum publication is Jptimistio
in its advertising department, and prac-
teal In its news columns.
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as this is an assurance that the doctrine
that acceptance is essential to the validity
Of a Communication OF the death penalty
is not likely ever to prevail in the State
of New York.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30
Wealth OF Western states.

There has been a wonderful growth In property
values In the West since the census OF 1000. accord
Ing 10 n comprehensive and useful bulletin iusi
issued by tho Bureau OF the Census. The new
hgures were ascertained during 1904 and cover all
kinds OF property. Including real properly and I'm
p~rovements, live stock. farm implements aud ma
chinery, gold and silver coin and bullion. mann.
featuring machinery, tools and implements, rail
roads and their equipment. street railways, shipplrg
water works, &c. Here Is the story OF develop
ment IN figures:
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Emphatic

To THE EDITOR OF THE SUN-Sir: The
apologize indictment of Messrs. Perkins and
Fairchild is damned foolishness, and with all
due respect TO Mr.. Jerome I don't believe
anybody realizes it better than he does. But
to drop into the vernacular. he seen his duty
an he done it" so let us hope that'"the peo-
pie" will be satisfied. j. W. r.
NEW YORK. December 20.
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The good form Of Police Commissioner
BINGHAM in acknowledging designations
from his staff is pu~nctiliously pleasant.
The General is always very respectfully,
your obedient servant" He fights by the
nine gods Of war" but dictates his CORE
spondence to the nine muses.. 1t softens
the blow and the fall ia ~anRsthetic.
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b Right Fish for Princeton. Pond.

TO THE EDITOR or THE SUN-Sr: Noting with
interest your article in this mornings issue In
regard 20 the proposed stocking OF Carnegie Lake.
I would suggest that on account OF the very shallow
water II might be advisable 10 stock with founders
instead OF deep hsh. such as bass. II certainly
would be a great pity 10 see nsh swimming around
with sunburnt backs. ".
NEW YORK. Decembs "a.
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Corn and the MhIskey Trade.

FTOm Wd WdHWn Glfer0y.
Jack Corn was over from Kahlotus this weels IN
a short business trip. lie reports that place boom
ing. There are thirteen saloons In operation ana
eight moro building.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30

what the lycsum needs most is more lecturers
who have done something besides lecture to make
the world better: more music that Is standard, and
less vaudeville; more managers who have high
ideals aud honest purposes.-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30

n our fyEaGS rho fdror Us uRh manuscripts for
publication IRISH 70 hare rrjecfed articles rsfurned fSev
must IN nH ca ,es sc7d stamps ro- that purpose.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30

Beyond a doubt what we most need is the weed
ing out OF mediocre talent nom the lists Of the
bureaus
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Association at 40 Nassau street. in the Borough "
Manhattan. Rev York.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-12-30

Mrs. JOHANNA GLADE was enjoined by Judge
PHILLIPS Thursday from pulling out her husbands
halr and whiSkers.- Despdtch from CleVeldnd.
A case OF domestic government by in
junction.
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lyceum need mostH' Among the replies
this query brought these sentences are
found:
The lyceum needs nrsi. better lectnrers-men
OF education. big brains and high ideals and pur-
poses, given to study and honest discussion. rather
than old stories"
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inrsG's

OLil'.s'..''ss.ss.. tso,OJJ,UDO,OO 800 hVpbpD
II will be noted that California leads the pro
cesSion. both In present wealth and proportion ~
increase, though the Golden state" |. 1900 wis
slJ0OO0.00O behind Iowa. Minnesota has the nrNt
largest increase. Ss9O.OoO.OOO. That States large ard
thrifty Scandinavian population has been a prime
factor lncreating the increase. North Dakota has
passed south Dakota both IN Increase and total
value. Iowa has the third largest Increase. pBSo.
O00.00A
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subscriptions by Mail. Postpaid.
DAILY, Per Month .............. so so
DAILY. Per q 90
SUNDAY, Per lcar....,........... , 90
DAILY AND SUNDAY. Per Year ........... = 90
DAILY AND SLNpiY, Per Month ........ 20
Postage to foreign countries added.
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CLEVELAND. December 81.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

- 9uter &erl. Surhsegun'
ssner Safirer: nRu, iOOiel gelo babe
id msinem prinSipul ia 3uriidselai'
fen. bab er ii9 einen ReOolper gum
Sobtfdiebsn taufen tann."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

= Die epis Siingere. Die
Siingere: rWie alt perbe id on msis
mem mOrgisen @eburtstag, Mama2"
Muttsr: n0as bdngt BON Ssinen dI'
teren S9peitern ab!A
-@eit gebr a 9 t. Scr Miils
Ter bat dber RAID 8arriere gemadt!"
nSu, id fam i'm mir nod als
2e6rling nit Der RidelbriGIe benten,
Spdtsr trug er einen &neifer, turse
3eit Elm Wlonotel. unO ieBt iiebt man
ibn ni6t anoers als nit Der Nutos
mobilbriqe."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

- Rette @be. Batter: .gllio,
Oh freuit Did pobl iebr auf Define
Setratb?" Sodter: .Sa, Yapa, Srib
bat 70 einsn rei3enOen 2eutnant gum
Sreunbe.
= @iinittee @eGegenbeit.
Mann: r&4, tpie iebne i9 mid aus
rid in bic ihOne Spmmerfrii6e!
9eionbsrs gebt mir bas maieitGtiide
Raui9en bes @albba9es ab." Srau:
pDenn 0u bas Raui6en 70 germ
BORT, MGnnden, 10 taufe mir bod
elm ieioenes &leib!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

- Sn Der @er5peifluns.
Sonntagsreiter (Oer fdon pieOer i'm
8uiier IiesD: nSeufeI. nd4itens reite
i'd Iieber slsi4 uuf einem 6lubpferb
ipa5ieren!"
= Sm 3Orne. auufmunn:
~Dus buben sic benn semaht,
Meier2!. :. Die S9reibmaidine lit
ia gang bemolirt!" gontpriit: pad,
enti4uIoisen sic, Serr Prirsipal!. %.
Sd babe meiner treuIoien 9eliebten
einen glbidisOsbrief idreiben miiiien
- unb Ou mar i9 bait 10 aufsersst!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

- gtne ebGe Shat. 9luaenz
5euge: r8rao, lieber Mann! sic ba.
ben Sbre aan5e Strait angepanot, um
ben armen ROienitein bonn Grtrinten
gu rstten." = Manbl: v8unItItiid /!
er 1T mir finf5is Mart idulbig!"
- Uf o berne Galcutatipn.
u. (3u ieinem 5reunbe): .8as, pes
gen lumpiger 3tpanaistauienb Wlart
ptait Su eine 9srnuMtebe einsebena
0ds langt ia ni4t einmaI au ein.r
2iebesbeiratb!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

Sm, Sm! gli9te: nSit es
ipubr, OaB man beim &iifen bic
9lugen suOriidt9" Sante: ngiur einss
man9mal.
= g S4uIteriunsenbum m 0 r.
MeiIter (3u ieinem 2ebrbuben): ySaz
ge mir nur, RdBl, 0u btit beuts 10
miioe unb faul. pie tommt benn
boss" RaBl: nSSu, MeiItsr, bsntsn
Sic iia nur, mir bat Die san5e Ha9t
getrdumt, id bin einem Omnibus
nd4selaufen - barum bin i9 10
fdumiibe!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02
q dtio na1er

Hationaler @orsua.
Utalerin: Limb pie iinb Sic nit
oem portrdt 5ufrieoen, Serr @ruf9"
@rdf: nSbre 2eiituns 1T alien 2obss
pertb. sic geitatten mir lpobl, bas
Sonorar gleih gu bertatisen. @ir
bdtten, penn th mid rs6t entiinne,
taufenb Wtart pereinbart!" Wlalerin:
n8ttte I'M @er5eibuns, bic 3abl
itimmt pobl, uber ni6t bic W1iinse.
Sd bin eigentIi9 g2uFin unb bate
felbitberitdnoIid ni9t Mart, ionbern
&ubel gemeint." @ruf: so, 10, ba
muB i'd es alio na6 Rubel re9uli>
ren. Sd bante aber meinem S6Ds
pier boB Sic ni4t eisentlia Gng.
lGnOerin iinb!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

- I'm niiberGest. @bemam (au
eiHem SunggeielIen. Der ibn ipegen
ieiner Pantpffelrplle bGnfel): .Sie
iinO elm gang gsmsiner Menid! Sbz
neH piinih' i'd BLOB, buB sic nod
einmul beiratbenl"
- Gin tIeines NtBperz
# a nbni 5. Serr: MO9ten Sic ii9
nidt aud an unIerm 2isbbubers
5beater bstbeiligen, SrduIein Marp?
Murp: 8enn nod elmer fir mid
iibrig lit, ia!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

OnteG (Oer feinen gseffen gum
WittdseFen eingeIaben): r&ellnerin,
sublsn! S9reiben sic muir ulles
5uiummen, mas mir beibe fauIbig
iinb!"
9eGlnertn: rSebr pobl! -
Grad einigen Minutsn.) Bite, bier
1T bic Rednuns! Mtu4t 1856 Nart
SOL"
Ontel: rWaas - bds einFade
gFsn9"
'&eGGnerin: rSie fasten bod
- td foll ulles 5uTummenrednen!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

rSa f6reibt mir mel 9loOOtut,
buB i'd ben prOSeB nit mei'm Nuas
barn Osrloren bab! SEP peiB
/ net: ion i meter inftun5'In, uber
IOlI i liebsr a frii4's prO3eBI ans
iangen9!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

rRa, purum limbs bsnn 70 traits
rig, 6rduIein Salt, neil Sbr Grana
CUR Waffeniibuns bat einriidsn mill
len = bic bier 8O9en seben ia buIb
poriiber."
rSa, er tbut mir bait 10 fur6tbur
leib = fper peiB, pb i'd in bier @os
ten nidt idOn sinen anOeren S6uB
bab'.~
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

sd tann nidt besreifsn, ipis bic
Gomteffs nod Sbrs infinite Greunbin
bIeiben lam. mo Sic bod Sbrs Ri'
balm TIT, inbsm sic Sbnen Sbren
Greier, ben Baron, ubtpsnbis gu ma.
4en fu9t!"
nd. bus 1T uIIes midi 10 fdIimm,
OBJ i'd ober iie fhIiebIi4 ben Baron
betratbet y"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

-Ti9tau perseffen. Wauts
ter: rDenn Der Batter beute 6ads
mittus duf ben asler sebt. 70 sib
adt, bab er ni4t msbr ala brsi WaB
trintt." Der tIeins GriB: Limb ipie.
bel barf i'd benu trintsn9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02
Serubtgnrg.

r0i. SauptIa6e 1T, buB bus Gins
wer hiibi4 rubis it,"
.Ra Oh. Ssrr profeFor! RebenaR
tuobnt Elm Singer; ipsnn es nidt rus
big pdre, tOrnte Der ia i4On ni4t
ben eunaen Gag iiben."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

= OpppsGtts unp.tter.
sSbre ssitrige 2unbpartie 1T aIio
faIe4t aussefalItn2" - .Sa, ein
f4redIt6es SoesIpettsr sins uuf uns
Hisber unb buSu belt mir m.in. Jraa
au@ nod eine 9urbinenprebist.'
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

= 0oppeIt fatal. ,SIt es
pabr. OaB Der grOfeFor 90Ielbsrger
10 ie9r unter'm Puntoffel itebt2" =
rQd ia - er lam @inem pirtli9 leib
tbun! 3roboem er iieben Spra6sn
ipri9t, barf er ME ben Muno aufmas
6en!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1906-08-02

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