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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
Health OF the Hoo.

This is the time of year when the
hogs will begin to go into winter quar-
tiers. It is now, if ever, that they
will contract lung disease. For that
reason it stands us in hand to pay
particular attention to the hygiene of
our pens. 1t has been thought that
the hog can live in anything in the
shape of a pen and eat anything that
is put before him and give us good,
sweet, wholesome pork. That is not
so. We need good, clean pens. fur
nished with good ventilation and yet
warm enough to keep the hogs from
taking cold. When we do this we will
hear less about the nun Der of hogs
which have tuberculosis in our coun-
try. This will also bring our pork
into better repute in foreign markets.
E. L. Vincent, in Farmers Review.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
The Old Hen as 2 Broader

First and last we will not be
able to find any better brooder
than The old hen. It is true that
she will now and then step on
a chick, but she never has to
regulate her temperature. There is
no danger of her brooder getting so
hot that the chicks will be roasted or
so cold that they will be chilled.
Nature has, after all, adjusted things
better than man can do. The temper
ature of the body Of the old hen regu-
lates itself and the thermometer is a
useless instrument in the enterprises
of which the hen is the center.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
Treating Wrong Disease.

Many times women call on their family
physicians, suffering, as they imagine,
one from dyspepsia, another from, heart
disease, another from liver or kidney
disease, another from nervous exhaustion
or prostration, another with pain here and
there, and in this way they all present
alike to themselves and their easy-going
and Indifferent, or Over-busy doctor, sep
arate and distinct diseases, for which he.
assuming them to be such, prescribes his
pills and potiOns. In reality, they are all
only symptoms caused by some uterine
disease. The physician, ignorant of the
cause OF suffering, encourages this prac-
tlce until large bills are made. The suf-
fering patient gets no better, but probably
worse, by reason of the delay, wrong
treatment and consequent complications
A proper medicine like DR.. Pierce's Fa-
Vorite Prescription, directed to the cause
would have entirely removed the disease.
thereby dlspelling ali those distressing
symptoms, and instituting comfort in
stead of prolonged misery. 1t has been
well said, that "a disease known is half
cured"
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a
scientific medicine, carefully devised by
an experienced and skillful physician,
and adapted to WOman'S delicate system.
1t is made of native medicinal roots and
is perfectly harmless in its effects IN ana
condition Of the system.
AS powerful invigorating tonic VIA
vOrite Prescription imparts strength to
the whole system and to the organs dis
tinctly feminine in particular. For over
worked, Uworn-out," rundown" debili-
tated teachers, milliners, dressmakers,
seamstresses, "shop girls" house-keepers.
nursing mothers, and feeble women gem
orally, DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is the greatest earthly boon, being un-
equaled as an appetizing cordial and re-
StOrative tonic.
AS a soothing and strengthening nerv-
Inc "Favorite Prescription is unequaled
and IS Invaluable in allaying and sub.
DUNG nervous excita bility, irritability,
nervous exhaustion, nervous prostration,
neuralgia, hysteria, .spasms, chorea, st.
Vitus's dance, and other distressing, nerv
Gus symptoms commonly attendant upon
functional and organic disease of the
uterus. 1t induces. refreshing sleep and
relieves mental anxiety and despondency.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets fnvigorate
the stomach, liver and bowels One to
three dose. Easy to take as candy.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
shakespeare Not Obscene.

A curious mixture of literature and
the law took place at Birmingham yes
terday when man named Sheridan
was summoned for using obscene Ian
guage in the public street. Sheridan
told the bench that he was discussing
books with a friend and he quoted to
him a short extract from Shake.
speare's Winter Tale" The consta-
bic appeared to have overheard it, for
in the quotation there was one of the
words attributed to him by the other.
The magistrates dismissed the sum
mons. By an appropriate coincidence
the incident occurred in Stratford
road.-London Chronicle
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
A New Legal Definition.

Magistrate Robert Cornell of New
York has acquired a new and valuable
legal definition. An aged but robust
negro witness who testified before him
the other day wouldn't stop talking
when counsel objected, but kept on
roaring his testimony.
''Stop!" the magistrate commanded
Don't you know you're in court?'
"Y-a-as'r," replied the negro.
'Well, don't you know what court
is?"
"Oh-h-h, ya-as'r," said the old fel
low, with a low bow. 'Ya-as'r; a cot
is place whah dey dispensis with
justice! "-Saturday Evening Post.
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Taking Time by the ForeIock.

A lady entertaining a guest OF i'm
portance was giving final instructions
to her maid.
Nov, Polly" she said, lin the morn
Ing take a pitcher of hot water up tc
Mr.. ks room. Be sure not to forget
this
Norm" Polly answered. The lady
thought no more of the matter unit
the next day, when at noon she re
marked casually. %Of course, Polly
you carried that water up to Mr.. ks
room this morning."
Polly beamed. ''D'law, Miss Mary,
was so feared l mought forgit dat
water dat 1 carried it up las night. t.
Lippincott's.
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DID A WORLD OF GOOD
Or. Williams Pink Pills Cure Heart
Pains, Dizzy Spells and
Weakness.

Easy to get, hard to get rid of; that is
what most sufferers think of dyspepsia.
They are astonished when their stomach
begins to trouble them seriously.
They had been eating hurriedly and
irregularly for long time, to be sure,
but they supposed their stomachs quite
used to that
Some people know that the strength
which the weak stomach needs, and for
the lack Of which the whole body is suf-
fering, can be found surely and quickly
in DR.. Williams Pink Pills. In hum
dreds of instances these pills have sue
ceeded where other remedies failed.
my Indigestion, said Mr.. J. r. Mil
Ter, of Dayton, Va, "came IN the first
place from the fact that a few years ago
I worked great deal at night, and ate
at any odd hour whenever the chance
came, and always very hurriedly. One
day I found myself victim of terrible
dyspepsia. 1t kept me miserable all tie
time for several years.
81 always had great deal Of distress
after eating, and when I got up from my
sleep my stomach would be SO weak that
it would hardly take any food. I had
very uncomfortable feelings about my
heart, and was dizzy and, whenever /
stopped over and then Strengthened up,
my eyes would be badly blurred.
1T read the statements of several per-
sous who had got rid of obstinate stom-
ach troubles by using DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. I bought some and they
did me world of good. They acted
promptly and did iust what was claimed
for them. I have no more distress af-
ter meals; the bad feeling has gone from
the region of my heart; the alarming
dizzy spells have disappeared, and I am
strong again"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists and by the DR.. Williams
Medicine Co.. Schenectady. N. Y.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
Clover in the SiIo.

There are some sections of the
country where silos will never
become very popular. The sec
tons in mind are those where the
corn plant or the sorghum plant can
not be grown. There is no particular
advantage in SLIDING clover, and be-
sides clover silage has a very strong
aavor and smell that is very much
objected tc by the best dairymen.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20

Monthly periods were so distressing I
dreaded their approach. This was my
condition for four years. Doan's Kid
ney Pills helped me right away when
/ began with them and three boxes
cured me permanently"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
Interested,

This is a pretty and useful gift,
madam said the salesman. 'It's
barometer, and
"Oh, yes" interrupted Mrs. Nuritch
eagerly. I've read about 'em. How
do you set the thing when you want
the weather to be fne?"-Philadel.
phja Press.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
One Servant Girl Problem Solved

To mark the twenty-fifth years serv-
ice of their general servant a Brent
wood family entertained all her
friends and presented her with a gold
watch and a workbox given by the Wis
itors to the house.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20

1898 | was suffering
so with sharp pains
in the small of the
back and had such
frequent dizzy spells
that I could scarce
ly get about the
house. The urinary
passages were also
uit irregular.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20

Plant good seed. Then you may be
reasonably sure of a good crop. But il
you start the crop from weak seed,
you will never get a big crop.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20

All man has to do to take a grad
uate course in swearing is to think he
knows how to fit stovepipe into a
chimney.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20
AN EVERYDAY STRUGGLE.

Too Many Women Carry the. Heavy
Load OF Kidney Sickness.
Mrs. E. w. Wright of 172 Main
street, Haverhill, Mass, says: In
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-01-20

An egotist thinks he has as many
lights az the other fellow has wron0s-
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N W N U NO. s. 1905.
The Washington times., 1906-08-05

players are ready for business on the
ponies. including Henry Hauff. Joe"
Neager- George A. ANheeIOci. Pack
Mckema, Matte" COrbett Jesse Lew
isohH, Johnnie" Lyons. the Caufor-
Uiau; "Hushie" Collins. ''Uavy'' John
SON. johnnie" Walters. Bob" Tucker.
BILLY" Porter. sam" Hldreth Dom
mick C. ONIaIlry. the political boss of
New Orleans. Ia Charley" Celia, OF
ST. Louis. Mo. Dr. j. Grant Lyman.
the Beau Brummel of the turf.
Nearly AL the big hotels are well
filled. According 10 Bull" Bradley,
the old dealer who has served the faro
bank from tho Mississippi river packets
TO the gold dust layouJs in Idaho. more
than 100000 viii change hands at the
race track and in the score of gaming
cubs about town before the curtain
falls on August So just 2o2 bookmakers
OF ul degrees and classes viii offer
odds for the public, that number having
slguihed their intention OF cutting in. ID
ln addition 90 tauield's Saratoga Club
House The Bridge Whist Club. presided
over ty Billy MaChiu. the Manhattan
Club. the United States Club. and q
dozen OF so other resorts viii be going
fun blast fin q few days.
The Washington times., 1906-08-05
BATTLE ROYAL FOR
TRACK CHAMPIONSHIP
Various New York Clubs Will Clash
With Cream of the Athletic Clubs
From the West.

NEW YORK, Aug. 4-FieId and track
athletics will form a prominent feature
/ Of sports IN the metropolitan district dur
ing the next two months. and already
the leading clubs which foster this de
partment OF athletic competition are
glrdlng uD their loins for a battle for
first place hOnOrs.
The Junior metropolitan championships
will be held on the Pastime Athletic
Club oval the last Saturday in August
The senior metropolitan and junior and
senior national championships have been
awarded TO the New York Athletic Club.
and Will be held at Travers Island. the
senior metropolitan, September I; the
junior national. probably September 6.
and the senior national, September s
One OF the most important elements
of success IS the rivalry between the
New York Athletic Club and the Irish
American Athletic Association, and
makes it certain that there viii be lots
doing at the different meets. The de-
termination OF Western clubs TO show
their best hand adds a further element
Of interest. The Chicago Athletic AssO-
citation, the new Illinois Athletic Club.
and the Missouri Athletic Club will send
on their star men 10 meet the flower OF
the East
The meet at Travers Island in Sep
tember viii be in every sense OF the word
a national gathering OF athletes, such
as has seldom been seen N this city
for years With all this array OF tai
ent there are bound TO be many high
class performances in the various events
and IL will be no surprise II several
Of the records 60 10 smash.
The Washington times., 1906-08-05
GOLF PLAYERS OPPOSE
A QUALIFYING ROUND

PHILADELPHIA. Pa Aug "A
minority of American players still op-
pose a qualifying round in the amateur
championship.
At the next annual meeting Of the
United States Golf Association, however
il Is likely that the qualifying round
will be cut TO eighteen holes with sixty
four 10 keep on at match play the sec
ond day. The present plan OF thirty
six holes qualifying play. In two rounds
OF eighteen holes. is regarded as two
bites OF the cherry.
In Great Britain there is a strong
movement in favor Of the American
system Of wedding out the excessive
entries in the amateur championship, in
The Washington times., 1906-08-05
MADDEN DIVORCE SCANDAL TALK OF THE TURF WORLD
SEA GIRT RIFLE PRIZES
ARE SOUGHT BY ~ TEAMS
First Thoroughly Representative Tournament Ever Held
In Amerca-District Has Good Chance-Number of
Targets Almost Doubled.

range. The 200-yard targets have been
increased from thirty-two 20 hfty-six;
the 59O-yard and G00-yard. from forty
two 10 sixtv-four: the S0o-yard and 530-
yard. from nineteen 10 forty and the
l,0O0-yard from nineteen 20 forty-three.
A new. sklrmlsh pit will greet the Dis
trict sharps OF the Second. who have
an enviable record as winners OF the
regimeutal skirmish match in 1901, 1902,
and 1903. The pit was begun q year
ago. Experts pronounce It the finest
ia America. II Is equipped with twenty
four Aiken targets. These targets have
Seen Installed on most Of the other
ranges. Their use is also expected to
expedite the matches.
Officers who put up at the clubhouse
Of the New Jersey Rife Association,
which stands just back Of the Z00-yard
firing line Will ind IL much enlarged.
The dining room has been doubled and
new kitchen added. To give room for
this enlargement. and also 20 get the
administration officers out Of the way
OF some OF the noise. the administration
office ana the magazine has been moved
a hundred yards north toward the camp
restaurant.
Better COmmissary Arrangements.
The camp Of the rlaemen, which Is
now being laid out. will be IN The rear
Of the l0J0-yard firing sine. II viii be a
rectangular city with streets-a street
Tor each Jeam-runuiug OF from q wide
central avenue. The places Of honor
r. the rows OF tents facing the range
have been given 10 the teams from the
United States Infantry and Cavalry.
Next comes the navy aru the Marine
Corps and West Point. Then follow the
various State teams in the order in
which the States were admitted into
the Union. The District team viii Oc-
eupy one Of the last two streets in the
rear.
In the management Of the ness there
is also a radical change this year-a
change that Is certain 10 meet with ap-
proval Heretofore the teams have
eaten az the private restaurant on the
grounds. unless they did as the District
team did a few years agO-brOught
their own restaurant" This year fhe
restaurant is TO be under the immediate
SUPERVISION or the assistant quarter
master general OF New Jersey. Tie club
Rouse IS also being run now directly
by the New Jersey Rife Association.
President May Attend.
Whether or not President Roosevelt
"-l fi1-t INC toAL LLel-l-SlL- uuLll-S LIle
Presidents or the national match, the
officials DO not yet know. They are go
ing TO try hard 10 get him, and slice
rife-shooting and the enlistment OF in
terest in IL is one Of his hobbies. they
hope 10 have him there.
Il large number OF army and prOIni-
nent national guard officers VIII be
present. General Bell chief OF tie gen
eral stan, has notified General SJeucer.
the post COmmaudauL that he VIII he
present at the national match. Tor the
national matches the executive officer
viii be Peter s. Bonus. OF the sixth
Cavalry.
The Washington times., 1906-08-05
MODELS OF SHAMROCKS
PRESENTED BY Upton

NEW YORK. Aug. 4-ThTee models
of the three Shamrocks have arrived on
the steamship N1innehaha from Lon
don.
They are for the New York Yacht
Club and have been presented to that
club by Sir Thomas Upton. Last years
model committee worked very actively
To get a complete set of models of all
the yachts that have raced for the
Americas Cup. and Sir Thomas Upton,
aDDreciating the worth of such a col
lection donated the models Of the Sham
rocks to the club through that commit
tee
They are built to scale and are said
TO be the handsomest set Of models ever
made. Every detail Of rig. hull and sail
Of the yachts is fully shown. The mod
els are In three large glass cases and
while on exhibition at the Royal Thames
Yacht Club were very much admired.
They will be valuable sdditiOns 10 the
New York Yacht Clubs collection, which
is now the finest in the country.
The Washington times., 1906-08-05
.SCHRECK AND BURNS
BECOMING PEEWSH

CHICAGO. Aug. 4-After much tribu-
lation and many disappointments, in
Guiding a fruitless trip 20 the North
west and return. the IOng-desired battle
between Mike Schreck. and Tommy
Burns may be pulled OF near Chicago
before long Whether the battle viii be
held at Terre Haute or Indianapolis Is
not yet certain. but it will be held near
the dividing line Of Illinois and In
diana
There is much uI-feeling between the
fighters and their managers, due in
measure 10 the various failures TO
bring the men together, each accusing
the other OF being afraid and only too
glad TO dodge the issue. Accordingly, IT
is said that when the men finally enter
the ring a side bet of $5.G15-bette- make
II somewhat less. thOugh-WiH follow
them. Billy Hogan, who looks after
schreck, has already posted l,2o0 as
guarantee that the bet is on,
A number Of local fight promoters
have left for Indiana to try and ar
range for the big bout. Grand Rapids,
Mich. is also bidding for the go.
GoIddeld. New. a locality where the
sports apparently have more money
than gumpuon, has organized a fight
club. which starts out by Offering $3.50
for a battle between Terry Meow
ern and Jimmy Britt. With fighters
somewhat OF a drug on the market right
now, the NeVadans could make money
by engaging q good matchmaker TO ar
range their scraps for them. But what
joke II would be on the hOrny-handed
miners II Terry and Jim accepted the
offer.
Jack O'Brien has suddenly and mys-
teriOusly departed on a trip for Europe
HIS going was a surprise 10 his closest
friends. who are divided as to whether
Jack was tired Of having Sam Berger
thrown up 10 him, or whether he is
after a little easy British gold. Prob
ably a stand-off. England is the place
where O'BTien got his start and he
for that country. IN consequence. Then.
after his recent strenuous experiences.
he probably figures that the sea voyage
VIII tone him up little and put him in
shape for another crack at Berger. The
latter Is already tied up with a ten
week theatrical contract, and . 'Brief.
will doubtless return before that length
OF time.
Benny Yanger and Kid Herman will
mix at Indianapolis next Friday night
for ten rounds of what promises TO be
a very warm argument The result OF
the go VIII mean a great deal 10 each
boy. as an upset for Herman VIII put
him back considerably. while a win for
Yanger VIII place him in a direct line
for the championship. Both men are
very clever and speedy, but Yangcr
hardly seems TO be the fighter he once
was, while the little Ghetto champion
Is AT his best right nov. still. IL will
be a pretty scrap.
Good old New York is going to give
the fighters one more chance. The word
has been given out that bouts viii be
allowed, iding they are given under
the auspices OF legitimate organizations.
with no tickets sold at the door The
idea, Of course, is TO have all witnesses
Of the fights bona-fide club members.
That VIII be dead easy and II the pro-
moters will use q little horse sense,
-ernity at large Considerable good. 1t
remains Ia be seen how far they viii
30 this time before the funGy business
starts and the lid is clamped down once
more.
The Washington times., 1906-08-05
BOSTONITES BOAST
SMALLEST CHAUFFER
Not Eleven Years Old But
Manages a Car Like
a Veteran.
NOT FIVE FEET IN HEIGHT
Applied to Secretary for License and
Was Ridieuled-ToOk That Wor-
thy Riding and Got Il.

BOSTON, Mass, Aug. 4.-W. r. Bull
lard. son of DR.. John T. Bullard, is tho
youngest full-fedged chauffeur in the
Bay State, and it is not likely that tho
country can boast OF many lads OF his
size and age who have a big automobile
so completely al their mercy as has
young Bullard.
When Bullard drives his big machine
down the street. pedestrians line up
on the sidewalk and gaze at him in
open-eyed wonder. He looks like Tom
Thumb behind .he big wheel, but the
lad can manipulate his car IN the most
crowded thcroughfare. and. 70 use
street vernacular, the older autoists
have nothing on him"
Not Yet Twelve.
Bullard IL almost twelve years old,
but he stands only four feet eleven
inches in height. The lad, I'm COM
pany with William T. Davis a profes-
sionaI chauffeur. who was his sponsor,
appeared a few days ago IN Boston at
the Office Of the Massachusetts, high
way commission.
There application was made for a
license. and when the boy came for
ward as the applicant the clerks all
came of their high stools and gathered
around him in "a b. lch. Secretary
Fletcher. OF the comm ssiOn. was the
one most astonished. anu ne was at first
inclined 20 laugh at Bullard.
Took Him Riding, Cot License.
He began to question &c boy. how
ever. and soon found Jnat he had a
pretty good idea Of what an automo-
bile was. But Secretary Fletcher is a
thorough man. He would not give the
boy a license until ne saw him operate
the car. This did not disturb the young
ster. vino soon had the secretary seated
IN his auto.
Then they went out into the heart
OF the city and Bullard took particular
pains TO take the investigator into the
very congested sections and Mr.. Fletcher
clung 20 the seat IN terror as he thought
how he was entrusting his life 10 a
mere child. But BuIlard lodged trucks.
headed OF trolley cars. and took cor
uers so cleverIy that when they re-
turned 20 the highway commissions Of
fee the secretary wrote a license. and
patting Bullard on the back. told him
that he was a mighty small boy. but
If he couldn't run an automobile he
didn't know anyone who was qualified
The Washington times., 1906-08-05

which 1G6 were named this spring. In
condemning a suggestion that only
scratch players should be eligi5ie 10
compete from their clubs in tlI5 iln,ateur
the English expert, Garden - Smith,
said recently that the only s. ItiOn is
a qualifying competition by stroke pIav.
which will sift out all the weal1iings
and cOnfne the subsequent match olay
To the best players"
The Washington times., 1906-08-05
HARVARD OARSMEN
HAVE GOOD CHANCE

BOSTON. Mass. August 4-The
chances of the Harvard crew winning
the event with the crew Of Cambridge
in England are now being discussed
here. II is thought that Harvard 5
chances are good. though the Cam
bridge crew is a fast one. Harvard
has the advantage of weight. the men
weighing on the average seven and
one-haf pounds heavier than Cam
bridge.