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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-08

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NotIoe to spanIsh war veterana.

All Spanish war veterans of Okla
homa and Indian Territory are cordi
ally invited to participate in the pa
rade at the Inauguration Of Governor
Frantz January is. The Spanish war
veterans win meet at the city hall in
the forenoon on above date Oklahoma
and Indian Territory papers please
copy. ALVA J. NILES,
Commander.
w H. MITCHELL.
Adjutant.
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THE TEXAS WONDER.

Cures all Kidney Bladder and Rheu
matte troubles. Sold by all druggists
or two months treatment by mail for
s10o Dr. E. w Hall, 292C Olive street,
St Louis, Mo.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-08
NorlcE oE PAarNERsHlP.

Guthrie. okla, Jan 3. 1906
The undersinod have formed CO.
partnership for general law practice un-
der tho firm name Of Hobba g. smith,
With offices IN the Raodles block, oppo-
site ihe new postodice, 22o West OKLA.
Ave. We win attend wherever business
calls. Swing especial attention TO tha
law OF insurance, eorpomtons and real
property and 70 practice "a the supreme
court
VIRGIL M, HOBBS
L. ---. L. - ...-..
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Piano. now Wagner for Sg0o Easy
Building.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-08

We are Offering IN our Embroidery silk
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Take il 70 the repair artist at clsmith's
gun shop II II Is broken or out Of order.
Phone ioe.
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VIRGIL M hobbs.
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The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14
cIsars for HlIe.

The bark Annie Johnson cleared for
Hilo Saturday with a cargo valued at
SlS.27s. The cargo included 2317 cts
barley, 42, z2s lbs middlings, 10000 lbs
bran, 1850 bales hay. 1o3 ctls wheat. "a
cts corn, 2e4o lbs beans. 1000 crts po-
tatoes, 4e4, ,zz0 lbs fertilizer. 700 cs coal
oil, 2Oe cs gasoline. 100 gals distillate,
5000 lbs tobacco GO pkgs roofing ma
rerial and 10 coils wire rope.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14
Meteor Falls In Santa Lucia Range.

SALINAS. May I3.-People just in
from the Corral Del TERRA country on
Santa Lucia range about twelve miles
from Salinas, report that large meteor
fen in that section shortly after dark
Thursday, lighting up the heavens as bril-
liantly as day. Coming so soon after the
electrical storm it caused great excite
ment among the residents in that neigh
borhoo(
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14
See. EIoatina Logs

The schooner Vine. which arrived at
Eureka Saturday, report having
passed at sea large number Of loose
floating piles. II is supposed that they
are a part Of the big log raft that has
been adrift on the coast. This would
iead 70 the belief that the raft Is break
ing up.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14
CITY of Paris Sails.

The Pacific S. S. Company's steamer
City OF Para sailed Saturday at 2:30
p. m for Ancon and way ports. She
took thirteen passengers and her full
complement of general freight.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

Temporary Headquarters
THE YOKOHAMA SPECIE BANK Id.
Cor. Pine and Cough streets.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14
SAN FRANCISCO FIRMS

AITkEN & AITkEN, Attorneys-at-
Law, 1901 Post ST, cor, Fillmore,
San Francisco. Special attention
given to presentation and enforce
ment Of insurance claims and to
corporation, probate and real estate
matters.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

inserted unon aDnGeat;on
o12o
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

NEWSPAPER ASSN, j.
D. Millar, Mgr, formerly Parrott
bldg, s. F., now 1873 Broadway,
Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

AUToGRAPHIc REGISTER co. will
I'LL all orders at once; please send
copy of last check. Address A. H.
ADAMS, President, San francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

ARNsTEIN, SIMON & CO., whole
sale woolens and trimmings. Maple
Hall, Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

ASHER & WISE, Attorneys-at-Law-
Have offices at 2425 Sutter St., 8. r.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

TRAVELLERS ms. CO., THE, San
Francisco Office. 2s1S Van Ness ave;
Oakland, Macdonough bldg. All life
and accident policies with premi-
ums due now automatically kept in
force Loans made on life policies
If desired. A. S. Holman, A. F.
Bridge. managers; w. w. Haskell.
general agent.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

DUCAS, S., CO.-Of1ice at 1904 Web
ster st., near Golden Gate ave.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

DROWN, LEICESTER & DROWN,
attorneys -atlaw, Sc. cor. Webster
and Pine SITS.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

EIcHoRN, J. A. e. RRo.-Tailors for
merly in Examiner bldg; temper
airy Office 10S Chattanooga st.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

sHAINWALD, BUckBEE CO., Real
Estate-Temporary offices 2510 Pa
cff1c ave.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

PHOTOGRAPHS made by r. j. WA
TIERS & co.-Commercial Photog-
raphers, 1916 California st.
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-14

PACIFIC STATES TYPEFoUNDRY-
Temporary Oakland address 367
Eleventh ST.; temporary San Fran
cisco address 2S21 Steiner st.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
ALTOONA, ALA.

Special 10 the Ne70s.
Picking huckleberries is the order of
the day.
: John Landlord, Pete Farmer and We
writer picked half a gallon apiece Of
huckleberries.
Mrs. May Hooper is on the sick list
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Pickett called on
Mr.. and Mrs. Mark Young Saturday
and Sunday
Arthur Hughley and sister went to a
foot washing Sunday
After six weeks visit to Dunlap,
Whitwell, Delphi and Tatesville Mrs
Sam Colson has returned home. They
have moved in one of the four roomed
cottages.
Mrs. w. E. Landlord and Mrs. John
Landlord called on Mrs. Ray Marshall
Sunday morning.
Mrs. Indicate has been to see her
daughter today, Mrs. Hooper
Cleaning fish is the order of the ev-
ening
Willie Whisnant is very sick today.
He has been sick for year and does
not get any better but worse all the
time.
Mrs. Cook has been very sick for sew
eral days.
Mark Young bought cow Sunday.
Mr.. Cook is around engaging stove
wood this evening
Some one shot Mr. Pope's dog Friday
night There are. more dogs in Altoona
than any other place in the state of
Alabama
! hear $40" coming. had better
90 wash the dishes and then write
some more
\ Mark Young is building a pen
around his cow to keep her at home
4 Mrs. Jim Smith is on the sick list
this week.
/ Mrs. Susie Penn, Mrs. May Hooper
and Miss Lelie Hugely are sitting in
the yard watching the stump burn.
/ j ann glad 70 know that some parts Of
Alabama have settled and gone TO work.
When this You see remember me, al.
though l came from Tennessee.
like To read pieces from Tracy City
and Roope as l have many friends ant
relatives there Bin Engine
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
Mt. Pleasant.

Special 10 tie Ne7gs
Going to church is the order Of the
day.
George Dodge called on Miss Susie
Smith Sunday eve.
Miss Rebecca Geary looked sad Tues
day night
Ask Bob Nunley how he likes to go
to Mr. fuckers.
Bill Geary says he is going to hang
his hat at Levi Landlord 5 if there
is any chance He thinks Miss Lille Is
sure pretty.
Dee Cleke is hanging his hat at Nor
ris Browns.
A crowd of Dykes Hollow girls at
tended church here Tuesday night.
Dom Geary is still hanging mis- hat
at Mr.. Vanhooser's.
Miss Susie Tucker was all smiles
Sunday night.
We are sorry that the revival has
closed
Ask Tom Smith how he likes TO 90
to Levi Landlords and watch him
smile.
Miss Rebecca Geary gave Miss Susie
Smith a call Tuesday eve.
Come ON. Catch me If you can,
for like TO read your pieces
Miss Lille Landlord was all smiles
at church here sunday night
Pete & Baltic.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

w. G. Hill, of the News, was in
the city last Friday.
w. H. Belts went to Dunlap last
Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Mart Greek arrived in
the city last Friday from Altoona, Ala
Arthur Bryant, late of Pittsburg,
Ga, is in the city ON visit to his
mother, Mrs. M. L. Hicks.
The new tipple at the mines is about
completed.
One of Chattanooga bankers was
in the city Friday looking after his in
terest in the defunct Whitwell Bank.
J. A. Bailey and A. J. Bailey were
in Chattanooga last week.
DR.. o. F. McNabb went to Chatta-
nooga on business Wednesday of last
week.
Mrs. Susan Bull, who has been visit
ing her son, E. E. Bull, at Searles,
Ala, returned home last Monday.
Mrs. E. E. Bull and children OF
Searles, Ala, are in the city.
Chas. Holloway returned from New
Mexico last Saturday.
The store OF J. w. Walker was clos
ed by attachment last Saturday, Jno.
T. Raulston being appointed receiver
The liabilities are probably more than
the assets.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. P. Taylor visited
the railroad bridge near Oates Island
last Sunday.
Miss Thacker, of Ooltawa, was in the
city last week the guest of her sister,
Mrs. DR.. Shirley.
The meeting at the M. E. Church,
south, that commenced week ago still
continues and will probably hold over
next Sunday.
Rev. and Mrs. A. X. Price, of Mid
die Tennessee, are in the city visiting
relatives.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
WHITWELL.

WNtI WE'LL,
.Sberial 10 the Mf1os.
Bicycle riding is the order of the
day.
The weather is hot now and the
Whitwell girls are too lazy to work
but sit around in the shade and chew
gum.
Miss Mayme Coppinger is visiting
relatives at Bridgeport this week.
Miss Mary Jordan is visiting in
Chattanooga this week.
Pat Graham returned to Chatta-
nooga the first of last week. We were
sorry to see him leave. Wonder if he
has that wreath of flowers yet.
Come on Mountain Lily and
Rosy Cheeks" of Dunlap. We like
to read your pieces.
A certain girl says Jim Cantrell
shall not go back to Durham if she can
have any influence, and l think she
can.
Misses Morrison and Frizzell and
Paris Janeway returned Thursday
from Nashville where they have been
attending the school for the blind.
Hugh Rankin and Rollie Coppinger
have returned to their work. Alas
for two girls of this city.
Mr.. Cross has been on the sick list
but we are glad to know that he is
improving now.
Ask Grover Thomas to tell you the
contents of that letter with the one
cent stamp on it and see him frown.
The men of this town are wiser than
we thought for they have the women
out prospecting for them.
Come on, House Cat, of Altoona,
and tell us some more news.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mark Creek, of Altoo-
ma, are visiting relatives here this
week.
Miss Mollie Bells says she is going
to piece some quilts. Wonder if she is
going to marry.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dock Hudson from
South Carolina, arrived here Tues
day to visit friends and relatives.
Miss Lula Hudson is looking sad
Wonder if she hasn't received letter
Miss Jessie Pickett says Fred Raynes
is sure pretty. Now, Fred, if you
don't have sweetheart it is your own
fault AS sure as the vine grows around
the rafter you are the boy she is after.
Ask Miss Icie Griffith why she hash t
beat certain girls time.
Ask Fred White if that was a good
compliment that certain girl passed
on him and see him smile.
Miss Maggie Henson called on Miss
Lula Hudson Saturday evening.
Boys, if you like pretty girls this is
| the place to find them.
Miss Maggie Henson's favorite song
is give Me Thy. Heart. " Wonder
if she means mine.
The baby of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Barnes is very sick at this writing
Miss Ethel Simpson is visiting hel
sister, Miss zelda Reeves, in Coal City.
Hope she will enjoy herself Wond
er if she has received that letter from
Stevenson, Ala, yet.
Howell Killgore and the Misses Shad
rick were out driving Sunday.
Ask Misses Lula and Beulah Hudson
how they like green apples.
B. B. Baker and family were out
driving Sunday eve.
Miss Bessie Hooper looked sweet
Sunday, so says ye writer.
Misses Maggie land Violet Bowder
called on Miss Mollie Bells Saturday
eve.
Mrs. J. w. Walker left the city Sat
urday morning.
Tempest and Sunshine.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
Pittsburg, Ga.
Sbeciaito tie Ne70S.

SbtttdI 10 me Nf70S.
Master Lack Cuzzort and Will o.
Neal of Trenton, Ga, visited Mr.
and Mrs J. T. Lee Saturday and Sun
day.
We had nice show here Saturday
night. Everybody reported a nice
time.
This is Monday morning, the birds
are singing their sweetest songs and
the air is sweet with the fragrance of
wild flowers
viii Branum spent the night with
Benton Cuzzort Saturday.
Miss Josie McWilliams, Mrs. Farmer
and Mrs. Lee went berry picking this
morning and reported nice time but
didn't get many berries.
Miss Sallie Hise visited Miss Josie
McWilliams Sunday.
Mr. Lafayette Hudson and Miss Net
tie Henderson were married Sunday.
We wish them long and happy life.
Rev Trotter joined the young people
together.
Cleve Adkins and George Looney left
this place Wednesday for Soddy, Tenn.
Tim Thomas hangs his hat at Mr..
Maderson's now You ought to see
Miss Mona Maderson smile.
Mr. and Mrs Charlie Shadrick visited
Mr. and Mrs Birdwell Sunday
Come along, Bill Engine, like tC
read your pieces l believe people ought
to stand up for what is right If il
WASH t for the union people wouldn't
get anything for their work Men on
ly got 75c before they got up the union
l like the union and hope it win gain
the day.
Best wishes to the News and its ma
ny readers Marigold
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
Deadly SERPENT Bites

are as common in India as are stomach
and liver disorders with us. For the
latter, however, there is sure rem
edy, Electric Bitters, the great restor-
alive medicine, of which S. A. Brown,
S. c., says: "They restored my wife
to perfect health, after years of suffer,
ing with dyspepsia and a chemically
torpid liver" Electric Bitters cure
chills and fever, malaria, billiousness,
lame back, kidney troubles and blad-
der disorders. Sold on guarantee by
all druggists. Price SOC.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
LahOusage, Ala.

.Sbefial 10 the MtaoS.
Quite crowd of Lahousage people
went to Bankhead to preaching Sun
day. All report nice time.
Tom Boston and family have moved
here from Ragland, Ala.
Mrs Lewis Kilgore is on the sick list
this week
We are always glad to get the Old
Reliable and hear from our old home.
Home, sweet home, there is no place
like home, especially when our home
is quiet and peaceable but when l left
my home at Whitwell it didn't seem
like home. People were carrying guns
and shooting and keeping up so much
confusion and disturbance that / want
ed to leave and get away from the
place. Boys, hold on to the union.
Look at the difference in Whitwell
now. Three years ago it was nice
quiet town. Hope it will change soon
and be like it was then.
Mrs. Tom Boston visited Mrs. Will
Kilgore Sunday evening.
l wish the non union men would
look at this thing right and ask God to
forgive them for taking the homes
away from the union people. | don
think there is one of the union men
but what will forgive the non union
men and take them in the union with
them and call them Brother, even
after they have done them wrong. Do
good for evil, brothers, for the time is
coming that you viii be blessed for
doing so.
l was sorry to hear of Mrs. Chas.
Furguson S death God bless her hus-
band and her children Live right,
children, and meet your mother in
heaven. She is there for she was a
good mother. Union Woman
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
Joys He Missed.
lLineoln County News.

IL4llithlA AhNltA news.
We have bombarded a nest of bum
BILE bees in hollow log in a country
barn ami have had the angry, swift
winged stingers 20 corner rs in a sta
BILE: we have fought yellow jackets
bare headed on a hot summer day. and
that was q hot time; we have carried
an angry pup against our will with
the speed Of a lightning express-his
teeth were fastened 10 our trousers. we
have gathered forbidden fruit from the
greenapple tree: we have gone into
the newspaper business, and have done
great many other foolish. risky
things but we have never attended a
real Gul@rnatorial Convention.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
HOw's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY IL CO, Props,
Toledo. Ohio.
We. the undersigned, have known f.
J. Cheney for the last fifteen years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able TO carry out any obligation made
by their firm.
WEST x TRUAN. Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo Ohio.
WALnEN. KINNAN Il MARVIN, Whole
sale druggists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Curs j. taken Internal
ly, act NJ directly upon the blood and
mucou, surfaces Of the system Price
75c prr bottle. Sold by al Druggists.
Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are ~. t->t
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
WHlTWELL.
Special 10 the NeaOs.

Special 10 the NeSUS.
Dave Henry, of Chattanooga, was in
the city Friday selling tobaccos.
N. B. Moore was in Jasper Friday
attending session of Equalization Board
of which he is chairman
Ed White, of Middlesboro, KY, has
been in the city visiting his father,
John White. He is an engineer ON the
Southern Railway and this is his first
visit home in years
The local U. NJ. W. Of A, still holds
regular and enthusiastic meetings II
is pretty hard to down the spirit Of
these men who feel that they have not
had square deal"
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
a CASH OFFER.

TIE News has made a special club
bling rat. With the Memphis Weekly
Commercial Appeal by which we Will
furnish both papers for one year for
55c. The Commercial Appeal IS one Of
the largest and best papers i'm toe South
and we hope 10 receive MANY new sub
scriptions on this offer, -jc cash for
both papers one year.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
Ice Cream Supper.

An ice cream supper WAS given at
the school house at Victoria Saturday
night for the benefit Of the mission
fund Of the NJ. f. Church, south
Quite number were IN attendance
and a good sum was realized by the
ladies i'm charge II the affair.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
THERE ARE FEW

people who know how to take care of
themselves the majority do not The
liver is a most important organ in the
body. Herbine will keep it in condi-
ton. V. c. Simpkings, Alba, Texas.
writes: 4 have used Herbine for
Chills and Fever and find it the best
medicine l ever used. l would not he
without it. 1t is as good for children
as it is for grown up people, and | rec
Ommend it, 1t is fine for La Grippe.
Sold by Sequatchie Supply Store.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
DYNAMITlNG STREAMS.

Those fellows who dynamite streams
in the hope of securing few fish
which they are too lazy to angle for
along the lines approved by Isaac Wal
ton, are not only robbing the people
but themselves in destroying future
chances for securing fish. Our streams
should be swarming with fish, valua-
BILE asset, but the reckless procedures of
a few careless individuals have made
watery wastes where there should be
prolific breeding grounds. Let us
watch for these dynamiters, and take
them into the courts to pay for their
ruthless conduct. A few lessons along
this line would have salutary effect,
and would mean the preservation of
myriads of young tish and spawn.
The following editorial from the
Nashville American is along these
lines and worthy of perusal
Attention has been called to the
game and fish law plank in the Demo
cratic platform. People generally do
not realize the valuable asset which
fish and game are to the State. They
belong to all the people of the State,
and it is but the sheerest folly to allow
not hunters to destroy them. The State
of Maine furnishes splendid example
from the protection of game. Hun
dreds and possibly thousands of hunters
90 TO Maine every season for deer and
to fish and yet there is more game in
Maine each year. This may be some
what of a reflection on the marksman-
shin of the sportsmen, but 1t proves
that if game is given chance it will
rapidly multiply.
The millions Of people who swarm
in China get large part of their hy-
ing from the streams, and yet compar-
ativelv speaking, few Tennesseeans
have a regular diet of fish. We al
ready have good laws for the protection
of fish and game 1t may be that some
amendments are necessary but the
main point is that citizens generally
shall be in full sympathy with the idea
of protecting the fish and game. rms
is what makes public sentiment ana
il is public sentiment at last on which
we must depend for the enforcement OF
the law
IF people feel that every time a
stream is dynamited, or game Is ruth
Ie,slv DESTROYED in numbers by the poi
hunters. that they are being robbed,
we will soon have a strict enforcement
of the game laws all over the state
This is what we need
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
THURSDAY, ~. June "A, 100
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

We are authorized TO announce N. B.
Moore of Whitwell, as candidate for
Joint representative or floater from this,
the 18th floterial district of Tennessee,
subject to the action OF the democratic
party in a joint primary election at
time best suited TO; the democratic vo-
ters.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

There is a big congradulation at the
church every mite. Our preacher con-
gragates us as we come in at the door.
You did not think we went in at the
windows did your
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

No. Imogene the Rip Van Wrinkle
slumber of this somnolent city will
not he disturbed by the drone of the
electric cars. for they skip rs by one
mile. which viii interpose a sufficient
amount Of air 20 drown their soul-dis-
rurbine racket How goodit Is 10
think that we can still continue 10 nod
while other fool places arr Worrying
creation trying 10 grow.
somebody wants a definition Of "a
..risnue affair. The late convention
Al Nashville was ''ris,Iue affair.
Pronounce IL risky.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

Peter, PETER, pumpkin eater, had
a wife and couldn't keep 'er. He put
her in pumpkin shell and there he
kept her very welt.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

New York is complaining of the
dearth of one and two-dollar bills.
They are pretty scarce.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

Both Boston baseball teams are hold
ing positions from which they cannot
be ousted-at the bottom of the list
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

What was the biggest fish | ever
caughtY l never caught him. He got
away.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

A Chattanooga Times reporter makes
use of the term dancing pavilion. "
Queer pavilion, that.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14
* DOFETCHIT'S
Y NONSENSE

Kussing flies is the order of the day
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-06-14

In an editorial concerning Congress
man Brownlow, the Chattanooga Times
compares him to fourth member of
the Trinity" This is about the best
Irish bull' we have seen for some
time evolve from a mighty newspaper.