Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-09
Cedar Springs.

oPeetdI 10 me Ife70S.
Last Friday we spied boat load of
men going mp Salt river A pitiful,
detected looking crew. They were NUT
tering about the way they had been
treated. They found that tonsorial
fees were so high for them that they
would have TO wear long boards here
after, but they have many sympathis-
ers We are commanded to weep with
those who weep.
Mr.. A. w. Condra and family and
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson Condra were Wis
iting at Uncle Billy Hackworth's last
Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Chaudoin were
visiting at Mr.. VIM, Golston's last
Sabbath eve.
Miss Eunice L., Chaudoin visited
Miss Minnie Blair the other day.
Last Monday morning Mr.. and Mrs
Arthur Griffith boarded the train for
Hollywood, Ala their future home,
where Mr. Griffith his accepted posi-
ton on the Southern road
Now is good time to get sage for
our sassage next winter. 1t is all done
up in newspapers. fear it is not
good kind 1t is Russell Sage.
will correct an error in Dofetchit's
puddin recipe, before too many try it.
One of the ingrediences (horse radish)
he has it one pound, when it should. be
two pounds. 1t is only fiavoring and
is of on use unless there is enough to
taste.
S. G. Chaudoin is at work at Whit
we'll finishing up Havron Bros. store
house.
We have a peculiar pond in this vi
cinity. Like the moon it is either
growing or on the wane, either rising
or falling, wet or dry weather.
Your humble servant visited Prof.
Ed Layne's school last Friday / am
no judge of small matters but it re-
minded me of machinery set level with
a dose of lubricating oil There didn t
seem to be any friction He doesn' t
rule with a rod of iron, but by kind
ness. He mixes with the pupils as
though he was one of them. He has
worked up stimulating influence that
causes an attraction for the school
room He is on his feet most of the
time. Unlike some teachers he doesn' t
neglect the abcedarian, but devotes
a share of time teaching. don t
think when the school is out and he
gets his pay, that he would feel salts
fed if he didn't feel that the pupils
had advanced and that the patrons
felt that they had received their mon
ey's worth.
Befour cloze let me tel We leefle
annicdoat. A young Teller axed mi ad
vice about the propriety of kissin a
gal he had bin sparkin year er to. |
said don't no nuthin aDought gals,
but thout it very improper til the
wedin ring was placed, but if he wus
gwine to sett with her that mite and
she pouched her lips and tempted him
above what he wus able too baar,
why then, corse hit wood be meet, rite
propperr and perlite to akomodait he1
by takin buss, and while yer air al
hit yer mout take several and shee is
nifty apt to git mad and make yer put
EN- rite back whur yer got EN-. Shee
is. ammin to spite yew but yen air in
clover all this time upp too you're eye.
brouze Jist putt as meny back as she
wants We to and when the partin houi
Gums if yen are not both sattisfide,
why not only repeat the dose but take
double discs, so as to KEEP yer sistem il
order. Don't yer think the phool sol
thar til the wee sma' ours an the
nanny of the gal cum to the he'd uy
the stairs, stampin and hollered, "Su
san Jane Mariah Becca Ann Caroline
(callin her full nance don We no its 1
| O'Clock ~ Tha adjourned instanter
sine die, and the phool never got a buss
r. Peter Haunch.