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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
STATE or ono. CRY or ToLEDo.

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner OF the firm Of r. ]. Cheney q
Co. doing business In the City Of Toledo.
County and State Aforesaid. and that said
hrm will pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case Of Cat
arih that cannot be cured By the use Of
Halls Catarrh Cure. FRANK ]. CHENEY.
sworn TO before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day Of December
A. y 1896. a. w. GLEASON.
(SEAL) NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Send for testtmo.
malls free.
r. J CHENEY & CO.. Toledo O.
Sold by an Druggists. 7sc.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07

WANTED; by Chicago wholesale and
mail order house, assistant manager imam or
womanl for this county and adjoining terri
tory. Salary $40 and expenses paid weekly
expense money advanced. Work pleasant;
position permanent No investment OF ex-
perienee required. Spare time valuable.
Write at once for full particulars and enclose
self-addressed envelope.
SUPERINTENDENT, 1872 Lake ST., Chicago
Illinois. lot
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07

There is no need worrying along In dis.
comfort because Of disordered digestion
Get a bottle Of KODOL FOR DYSPEPSIA.
and see what Il will do for you. Kodol not
only dgests what YOU eat and gives that
tired stOmacha needed rest but is cor.
receive. Of the greatest efficiency Kodol
relieves indigestion dyspepsia. pslpitation
Of The heart natuience and sour stomach.
kod0l will make your stomach young and
healthy again. You will worry Just in the
proportion that your stomach worries you
Worry means the loss Of ability TO do your
best. Worry Is 70 be avoided az al times.
kodol will take the worry out OF your
stomach
Sold by stricklers Drug Store add WIN.
NJ Dent Newburg
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
Decoration at bethlehem

There will be memorial services az The
Bethlehem church next Sunday morning.
June roth. People are requisite to assemble
at the church al 9.3o a. m. There will be a
song service after which memorial address
will be rendered, graves will be decorated m
the cemetery Immediately after The address.
Everybody is invited to participate in these
exercises.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
No false pretense has marked The ca,e.

No false pretense has marked the career
Of ElY's Cream Balm. No Idle promises Of
rewards Tor cases IL will nor cure. Being
entirely harmless IL is not responsible like
the catarrh snuns and powders. for minds
shattered by cocaine. The great positive
virtue Of Ely's Cream Balm is that ia
speedily and completely cures nasal catarrh
and hay fever. Back OF this statement is
the testimony Of thousands and a reputation
OF many years success Al druggists,
soc or mailed by Ely Bros s5 Warren
Street New York
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
FleHr Will HE RIrrER.

Those who will persist in closing their
ears against the Continual recommends.
ton Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption. will hae. a long and bitter eight
with their troubles " not ended earlier by
fatal termination. Read what i X. Beali
Miss. has TO say. Last fan my wife had
every symptom Of consumption She took
DR. Kings New Discovery after everything
else had failed Improvement came Al
once and four bottles entirely cured her
Price soc. and a. 90 Trial bottles free
Sold BY The Cooke Supply Co. Of fIowes.
vile; ]. 4. Lonhau Of Kingwood and The
irona Supply Co. OF lrona.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
A RR1GnrRNnn unpsr

Running like mad down the street dump.
ing the occupants. or hundred other &C
cidents, are every day occurrences 10
behooves everybody - have a reliable
Salve handy and there's none as good as
Bucklens Arnica Salye Burns. Cuts
Sores, Eczema and Piles. disappear quickly
under its soothing effect 7sc.
Sold b. The Cooke Supply Co, Of Howes.
vile ]. a. Lonhart, Of Kingwood and
lrona supply Co. Of Ifona
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
A COSTLY MISTAKE.

Blunders are sometimes very expensive.
Occasionally life Itself Is the price OF a
mistake. but you'll never be wrong IL you
take DR.. Kings New Life Pills for Dys
pepsia, Dizziness, Headache. Liver OF
Bowel troubles. They are. gentle yet
thorough Price 7sc.
Sold by Cooke Supply Co.. OF Howesville
]. A. Lenhart. OF Klngwood and Irona
Supply Co., OF Irona.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
Notice.

A valuable farm for rent till Dec. 1906.
Situated between Ilowesville and Function,
known, as the Hartley farm. Good house,
good barn, good water, good neighborhood.
For terms apply to
RUFUS HOLDEN,
Kingwood, w. Va.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07
Cot or Easy
Dsat Blown.-

Dear Blown
Won may change the Argus address from
Raymond, Cal 10 North Fork, MADEIRA Co
Cal. School IS out Didn't lose a nigh, over
our earthquake. u was 50 slight that
thought IL was an old horse rubbing aeainsl
the house. Yours sobefly,
A. FEEnEefcK.
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O. =. Beort, LJa16srta icor. Bruce
ten AGll1a. ". Va. - ftall laaac
81 the latest ana best recda &c the
free
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1906-06-07

DIR. Alex Leeds. Dentist, Grafton.
All the June magazines now on sale at the
Argus Book Store
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GO TO MURDoCK'S.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
A Church With Living Rooms.

With the plans for the new Bronx
Episcopal church house at Fulton ave.
nue and 171st street, approved by Bish-
op Greer, it was said yesterday ground
for the new building would be broken
within a week and the work Of con-
structing the church house would be
carried on with all possible speed. The
building will have cost more than
$l25,00Q Besides living rooms for
five doacons. ii will contain clubrooms
a meeting hall, a gymnasium. bowling
alley, and billiard room. There also
will be running track and in summer
The roof will be converted into a roof
garden.
Bishop Greer obtained the money
for the new building from several per.
sons who refused to have their names
made known. He is confident he will
obtain further funds with which to
maintain the church house in q way
that will make it of use to the upper
section Of the city.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Fault of Our Civilization.

When Il man sees Il woman Stun
tling along with bag that is twice
too heavy for her, YEARLY shifting it
from right to left and trying in vain to
hold up her skirts with her elbows. his
natural desire is to put his muscles at
her service. Ii will be play for him to
swing that bag upon Il car. while to
her it is {; real difficulty.
Yet he knows his offer would be po
.itely refused. Her face may express
sentences varying from Il am sorry,
but ii wouldn't he proper to Mind
your own business" but "No. thank
YOU" would be the inevitable reply.
And all the time she would like
nothing better than to accept his help.
But she has heard warning tales all
her life long, about The annoyances.
the confusion and the terror strange
men can inf1ict on imprudent women,
and she is afraid to trust appearances
or accent or any Of the evidences of
his caste and quality
And probably she is wise. The devil
is clever at masquerade. and it is cas-
ier 10 keep out of trouble than to get
ont of it. Yet what a long way we
have gone from the original creation
if one human being cannot put his
hands ont to help another without an
Introduction or chaperon. "Maude
Muller" in Chicago Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
(To be continued.)
How to BECOME Wealthy.

In New Hampshire city there
dwells an octogenarian physician who,
in addition to his wide medical skill; is
known far and wide as a dispenser of
blunt philosophy. The other day a
young man of his acquaintance called
at his Office. II have not come for pills
this time, DOCTOR said the visitor,
but for advice. You have lived many
years in this world of toll and trouble
and have had much experience. l am
young and want you to tell me how to
get rich" The aged practitioner gazed
through his glasses at the young man
and in deliberate tone, said: Yes,
can - You. You are young and can
accomplish your object if you will.
Your plan is this: First, be industri-
Gus and economical. Save as much as
possible and spend as little Pile up the
dollars and put them at interest. II you
follow out these instructions by tho
time you reach my age you'll be as rich
as Croesus and as mean as h-l."-
Buffalo Commercial
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
RESTORE STRENGTH
o.. Williams Pink Pile Actually
Make New Oieoa and Good
Health Follows.

The evil effects that follow many dis.
eases = particularly the grip aud the
wasting fevers, such as typhoid aud
malaria, are caused by the bad condition
in which these diseases leave the blood.
Az result, the flesh continues to fall
away, the sufferer grows nervous and
irritable, aud even slight exertion causes
shortness of breath These are danger.
Gus symptoms and indicate that the
system is in Il state that invites pneu.
mOnia, bronchitis OF even consumption.
What is ueeded is new supply Of rich,
red blood to carry health and strength
to every part of the body.
." was all run down from the effects
of the grip" says Mrs. Amelia Hall, of
No. IS High street. Norwich Conn.,, ssand
:onld not seem to get strength to walk
could not eat full meal, my stomach
was so weak. and was SO nervous that
L co1Jd not sleep. could only stay in
bed II few minutes ut time, either night
" day. The least little thing would
startle mo-. { had difficulty in breath.
ing aud had frequent fainting spells.
My general health was completely
wrecked and had neuralgia and rheu-
md female weakness. My physician at.
tended me for the grip and again for
the condition that it left me in. but I
got no strength from the tonics he pre-
scribed. In fact. nothing helped me
until I tried DR.. Williams Pink Pills
and thcy cured me.
81 grew stronger and gained flesh
from the time ] began taking them. I
anu satisfied that the pills are all that is
claimed for them and shall do all I can
to make their good qualities known
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure Eer-
von> disorders OF every kind, check
wasting diseases and build up strength.
For bonklet, address the Dr.. Williams
k!edicine Co, Schenectady. NY.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
sEYoND KEN OF LlrTLE CHIN
Advent. Of Black Angel Had No Sig
njficance for Him.

nificance tor Him.
Mrs. Dash is young, handsome and
worldly. Morning, noon and night she
appears fresh and eager for its gay
ETY., for no one loves life more than
she does.
She has small son years old who
seems to carry round with him a soul
at least 5000 years old. He is ro-
mantle. highly geared little chap, al
though sturdy and cherubic to the eye.
mere baby. and his parents have had
the good sense to let him unfold from
within under the guidance of an OLD
world nursery governess.
The little lads fancies are quaint
and fantastic and the days are too
short for his imagination to get It's
work in. Busy, indeed. is he with his
pony. his small pets. his old nurse and
his outdoor and indoor play.
Recently his lovely mamma was
stricken with serious illness. The
telephone tangled all day with the in
quiries OF friends, servants with SOL
emn faces moved about, noiseless
trained nurses came and went, doctors
arrived in swift motors and little
"Chappie" was much impressed with
his first knowledge of dangerous sick
ness.
In fortnight he was summoned to
the sickroom to see his mamma, who
was beginning to feel the real glow
OF convalesccncc.
There was his mother sure enough
lying palely beamng under canopy
Of snowy laces against the embroid-
cred pillows around which swept the
worry Silken coverlid.
Good morning. my baby boy with
a hug What has my blessed been
doing while his mother was sick?
What has he done with all the beau.
tiful flowers that cameo"
Lifting his head proudly and dimp-
ling with pleasure. said he:
1--WE been keeping the flowers fresh
TO put on your grave, dear mother. -
Chicago Chronicle
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Romance and Reality.

The Young man had pulled the
young woman up the hill on the to.
hogan. and was amazed to find her
moodily silent when they reached the
top.
What is wrong?" he asked.
''If you had any romance about you
you would have taken advantage of
the occasion and the opportunity to
say that you would be happy to pull
me up the hill of life forever and
ever" she sighed.
Put, but, /"
But last summer when We We're
boating you said you could think OF
no brighter future than to drift TO-
gether adown the stream of life
Il know, dear: but when u man
pulls $50 pounds of a girl up a half
mile hill he hasn't enough breath left
to say what he thinks. Drifting in
ii boat gives him more breath, and
more time to think. and less laborious
work for his arms. Chicago Tri
bune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Habit-forming Medicines

Whatever may be the fact as to MANY
OF the so-called patent medicines con-
tanning injurious ingredients as broadly
published in some journals of more or
less influence, this publicity has certainly
been OF great interest in arousing needed
attention to this subject. 1t has, in
considerable measure, resulted in the
most Intelligent people avoiding such
foods and medicines as may be fairly sus-
pected Of containing the injurious fngre-
TACT some time ago, DR.. Pierce, of Buffalo,
N. Y, "took time by the forelock.n as it
were, and published broadcast all the
ingredients OF which his popular medi-
cines are composed. Thus he has com,
pletely forestalled all harping critics and
urged against his medicines, because they
are now OF KNOWN COMPOSITION. Fur.
thermore, from the formula printed ON
every bottle wrapper, it will be seen that
those medicines contain no alcohol or
other habit-forming drugs. Neither do
agents, their ingredients being purely
vegetable, extracted from the roots OF
medicinal plants found growing in the
depths of our American forests and of
well recognized curative virtues.
Instead OF alcohol, which even in small
portions long continued, as in obstinate
cases OF diseases, becomes highly objec.
tionable from its tendency to produce q
craving for stimulants, Dr. Pierce en-.
ploys chemically pure, triple-refinec
Glycerine, which of itself is valuable
remedy in many cases Of chronic diseases,
being q superior de1nulcent, antiseptic,
antiferment and supporting nutritive.
IT enhances the curative action of tho
Golden Seal root, Stone root, Blaclr
Cherrybark and Bloodroot, contained IN
"Golden Medical Discovery" in all bron.
chial, throat and lung affections attended
with severe coughs. As will be seen from
the writings Of the eminent Drs. Grover
Coe, Of New York; Bsrtholow, Of Jener.
son Medical College, Phila. Scudder, Of
Cincinnati; Ellingwood, Of Chicago;
Is isaders in their several schools oe Of
practice, the foregoing agents are ths
very bert ingredients that DR.. Piercs
could have chosen to make up his IA
nous 3Disc0very" for the cure of not
emily bronchial, throat and lung a6ec.
lions, but also Of chronic cstarrh IN Ill
IT, vaeious Terms wherever located
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Partisan Poljteness.

There is thin coating of ice on the
pavement. Horses slip and stumble,
and one of them falls. but is not hurt.
1t is SO slippery that her efforts ia
raise herself are in vain.
The coachman takes off his triple.
capped coat with a chivalrous air and
with gesture la Raleigh he spreads
it before the feet OF the poor beast
Then he takes of his leathern cap
shows his jolly red face, and with a
low bow, addresses the animal: mad
am. will you do me the honor?"
And Madame" rises with difficulty
and the two, supporting each other, &c
of amid the cheers and applause Of
the delightec crowd. Letter t.
the London Outlook. f
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Sinuer of One Soma.

lie sang one song and died--no more but
that!
A single song and carelessly compete.
He would not bind and thresh his chance
grown wheat,
Nor bring his wild fruit to the common
vat.
TO store the acid rinsings. chin and fiat.
Squeezed from the press or trodden under
feet.
a few slow beads, blood red and honey
sweet
OoZcd from the grape. which burst and
spilled it's fat.
But Time. who soonest drops the heaviest
things
That weight his pack, will carry diamonds
long.
So through the poets orchestra, which
WeavcS
One music from thousand stops and
strong,
Pierces the note Of that immortal song:
High over all the lonely bugle grieves.'
Henry Augustin Beers.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
The First Lesson.

An Alabama negro, who had spent
several years as a servant in New
York family. returning to his home,
attempted to instruct the members of
his family in correct usage. especially
in their language. One day at the ia
bic his brother said TO him:
Gimme some Iasses," Sam"
You mustn't say 'lasses." corrected
Sam. You must say molasses."
What is yo' talking 'bout?" grunt-
ed his brother. 'How's gwine to say
molasses when amt had none yet?"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
BARY's ToRruRlNe HuMoR.
Ears Looked as if They Would Drop
oH-Face Mass Of sores-cured
by cuticura in Two Weeks

81 feel it my duty to parents OF
other poor suffering babies to tell
YOU what Cuticra has done for my
little daughter. She broke out all
over her body with humor, and we
used everything recommended, but
without results. called in three doc
Tors. they all claimed they could help
her, but she continued to grow worse.
Her body was mass Of sores, and
her little face was being eaten away:
her ears looked as if they would drop
Off. Neighbors advised me to get
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. and
before had used half of the cake
OF Soap and box of ointment the
sores had all healed and my little
ones face and body were as clear
as a newborn babes. l would not
be without it again if it cost five dol
lars instead of seventy-fi cents.
Mrs. George j. Steese, 701 Colburn
ST, Akron, Ohio"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Sailor Post. want.d.

An English literary writer says that
1.-The time is fully ripe for the advent
of sailor poet and the marine en-
gineer poet Whether they write in
terms of rhyme or no care not. A
virgin field awaits them, noble in
heritance, maturing for ages. They
can, it they come. utterly refute the
false and foolish prattle of the arm
chair philosophers and prove trium-
phantly that SO far from the romance
and poetry Of the sea being dead, it
has hardly yet been given any ade-
quate expression whatever"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16

tacks finally developed into chronic
case. At one time had to use a
crutch and cane to get about. My
back was lame and weak, and besides
the aching. there was a distressing
retention Of the kidney secretions.
was in a bad way when began using
Doan's Kidney Pills in 1901, but the
remedy cured me and | have been
well ever since"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box
Fost -Milburn Co. Buffalo, n Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with Local APPLICATIONS as they cannot reach
the seat ct the disease. Catarrh is blood or cons
tutna disease, and In order to it you must take
internal remedies Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken in.
ternaily. ana acts directly the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hairs taarrh Cure s not IL guack med.
cine. 1twa: prescribed by Of the best physicians
IA ihisrnnIry for years and is regular prescription
/: IS composed Of the best tonics known, combined
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination Of the
tw" ingredients is what produces such wonderful re-
suits IN curing catarrh Send for testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. price CSC.
Take ualrs Family Pills for constipation
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Full to Running Over.

The little girl was sitting in a Sun
day school class one Sunday. and.
growing very thirsty. asked her teach
Ell for 4 drink of water The teacher
brought her the glass of water and the
little girl, in her eagerness TO drink
spilled some OF the water down the
front of her clean dress. Handing the
haaf-flled glass back to her teacher.
she exclaimed;
Il must be so full now I'm running
over, Judges Magazine of Fun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Wives Drove Him Mad.

Mohammed Ben Terna, young
Moorish grandee, has gone mad from
unavailing efforts to keep three wives
together in peace and seclusion in a
fiat in Paris. Mohammed goes to an
asylum and his wives go back to Tan.
gier.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
DR.. j. H. RINDLAUe (speciaiist)
Eye. Ear, Nose and Throat.
Fargo, N. D.
What Love Must Endure.

Dearest" he murmured. do you
fove me yet?"
With a low sob the fair girl per-
formed Bernhardr on the soft.
Answer. dear: do you love mo
YETI"
yes. George, I love you. but your
grammar is rotten
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16

Kansas. will interest
the thousands of vet
Grams who came back
from the Civil War
suffering torture s
with kidney COM
plant. Capt. Ely
says: II contracted
kidney trouble during
the civil war, and
the occasional at
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
His Fears.

"Ynu think you ought to be pen
stoned for services to your country?'
''Certainly," answered the energetic
politician.
What disabilities do you appre-
hend?' .,
"Gont and speakers sore throat"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Invented Barb Wire,

Joseph F. Glidden. the inventor Of
The barb Wire. and who made hand
some fortune out of his invention, has
Just celebrated his ninety-third BIRTH
day at DE kalb. Ill.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
American Peanut and

In the United States there are $50
900 acres of peanut land and 10000
peanutters. Three hundred million
i,sszads CT peanuts, worth $1l 100000
are produced here every year
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
A CABBAGE Head.

u want to get a head OF cabbage"
said the man who had been sent to
market.
Large OF small head?" asked the
grocer.
'Oh. about IN" said the man alb.
sent.mindedly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Write for a Sample Package

of Garfield Tea. the mild laxative which
cures constipation, sick headache aud de-
engagements of liver. aidneys: stomach and
bowels. Garfield Tea is made wholly of
herbs. Address Garfield Tea CO., Brooklyn,
n. Y Send name of your ruggist.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16

Lawndale, Kan. a town OF two
Thousand inhabitants. boasts of po-
lice department that has not made .
single arrest in the last eight years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
Exit.

She-l saw yon come oui OF a saloon
the other night.
Ee--IeS. it closed at II o'clock
Lid on. you know
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces IL
Examination, allays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1906-03-16
HERITAGE OF CIVIL wAR.

Thousands Of Soldiers Contracted
Chronic Kidney Trouble While in
the Service.
The experience of Capt. John l..
Ely, Of Co. E, 18th Ohio. now living
at 500 East Second street, Newton.