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Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
WILL A COW DlE IF
 SHE Is NOT MIXED?
A Question That Gave an Urban Resi-
 dent Much Concern.

That was the momentous ques- ton that was propounded to Joe Monihon yesterday morning by worried looking man who drove up to his ranch. The b.g rancher thought he was being jobbed and hesi- tated in making his reply for he is so used to having the hot end of it hand cd to him that he is always expecting a bunch. The question too. while in nocently asked, seemed an odd one to the farmer.
 will COW die if she is not m 'lk- ed" repeated the stranger with look of concern that was conVicing of his honest inquiry. Well that depends" :" answered Joe. Then he proceeded to ask few questions himself for he was becoming interested. He told the visi- tor that if he would take him into his full confidence, ne would treat him as a true friend and if there was any thing he could do to relieve his mind or to relieve the COW. he would be glad to offer his services. But" said he. If the COW is really suffering, why the devil don't you mix her?"
 Then the stranger proceeded to eX- plain. He said that d friend Of his, . generals office went away on his va cation d few weeks ago and turned the family COW over to him to care for. He knew less about q COW than he did about cooking, but he had been in- structed to milk her religiOusly every night and morning. that she might not become spoiled. and he had done so until Thursday night, when she broke out of the corral and straved away. He feared. from the importance of the in structions that had been given him, that unless the COW was milked regu- larly she might die He had tracked the animal in the direction of the Monihon ranch and had hoped that Joe had taken her up. NJ. MonfhOn said he had not seen her. but that if he would de- scribe her he would be on the lookout. The visitor said the COW was sort of strawberry bay iH color, as near as he could describe. or perhaps a brindle; that she had lost her horns. if she ever had any. and when last seen she wore halter. sad look in the face and a perpetual motion fly brush at the other end of her anatomy. He said that if MT Monlhon saw her anywhere he
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08

would confer a favor by telephoning Barney. at the surveyor generals of fee. as he was on good terms with the COW and would know what to do in the premises.
 And il may be stated without malice for the benefit of MT. Barney that if old Bossy. or anything else from goat 10 d camel goes by Joe Monibon's ranch it wi be milked. That the work ot the Rangers and live stock inspectors may be facilitated. it is hoped that any per son taking milk from the Monihon dairy and finding a trace of cream in it. will report the fact to the authorities.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
A ROYAL REVIEW
 OF GERMAN TROOPS
Emperor William Witnessed a Pa
 rade of 30, 1000 at BresIau.

Breslau, Sept. More than 3O.OOO troops. composing the sixth division of the Twelfth army corps. which partie- ipated in last weeks maneuvers today paraded in the Gandau review ground outside of Breslau before Emperor William.
 Before the presenting of the colors or the several regiments Emperor William rode down an immovable long line of infantry in front of the great masses of brilliantly uniformed cavalry and artillery. and then took up his position at the saluting point. the American officers mingling with the foreign military digHataries who
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
SECRET C0NCLAVE
 CHURCH DI6NIIARIES
For the Choosing of Successor to
 the Late Father Martin.

Rome. Sept 7.-Although the Quad rivium of the Congregation. of the So- ciety of Jesus preparatory to the eEec- tio of a general of the order, in sue cession 70 the late Father Martin closed today. the delegates remained in seculsion. not wishing to come in contact with the external affairs until after the election which will occur to- day.
 % The latest reports seem to indicate that the choice for the general will fall upon Father Rudolph J. Meyer Of St. Louis, but the secrecy which at tends all the doings of the congTega- tiOn Is such that all predictions are likely to fail.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
OVERHEARD IN INDIANA.

"Penner is hard at work on a yellow novel called Hardwood Harry. the Horse Thief?'"
 That so?''
 ''Yes. but have him beaten by six editions. Wait until I swamp the pub lie with my great story entitled 'Abner, the Automobile Pilferer' I tell you, it will sell like hot cakes
 Back to the Wabash! Don't you know l am at work on a modern novel that will leave your pamphlet at the post"
 Great Homer What is it called?"
 Why. Archibald the Airship Ap- propriator; or. Arrested in Aerial Ar cadia.' It is already posted as one of next years best sellers s.''-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08

had been invited to the parade, and several royal personages including the king of Saxony and the Duke of Connaught. A picturesque figure marching past was the hereditary princess of Meiningen, who in full grenadier costume led her eleventh regiment of grenadiers at a swinging pace past the saluting point, Emperor William smilingly returning her bow
 Emperor William after criticizing the parade in the presence of the foreign milit.a. rode with the Stan darGs back to Breslau
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
GRAINS

Chicago, Sept. Aided by contin- ued clear weather In the northwest. the bears in the local wheat market today forced prices down to a new low record for. the season.
 December wheat opened at 72N to 5z9s. sold off tO 72B and closed at 72A 97s.
 December corn opened at 425s to 429s dI g., sold off to 42M. where 1t closed for the lowest point of the day.
 December oats opened at 30B. sold to 3O3a DM and closed at 304.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08

China is becoming modern. even in it's treatment of criminals "On with his head" is giving place Co moral suasion. 'The North China Herald tells of mandarin who appeals to the criminals better nature. At the rev enue town of Huangshihkaug there were two rascals, rinsleaders of rob- bers and secret society men. They were arrested and bI ought before the modern Solomon. who exhorted them to forsake their wicked ways and set them free on the understanding that on the 1st and 18th of each Chinese moon they entered the yamen at Huang- shihkang, clasped an iron pillar thought of their former evil and of how their lives were forfeit and resolved to do better in future. It is disappointing to have to add that "The North China Herald" does not think much of She re- formative influence of this odd sort of ticket -of-leave. The men. it states duly go the yamen twice a month. take the pillar in their hands and make a VOW and then walk out srinning. In the intervals they backuiail ou their neighbors. who have probably got mistaken impression that they are li- ccnsed plunderers. The worst of the best innovations is that they are apt to be generally misunderstood.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
STOCKS.

Amalgamatesi Copper. 1l1&; sugar. 136&: AnacOnda. 27s&; Atchisa4. ie77s: Afchison preferred. 70014: < J. Central. 225: C. & O., 63&: St Paul. 17sb; Gig Four. 9S% c. & S. 3s&; C. & S. first preferred. 691s: C. & &. second preferred. 5oiz: Erie. 46IA; In- ter. Met. 39: Inter Met. preferred. 1s19; NJ P. B71S; N. r. Central. I443h {; Pennsylvania, 14I1s; St l.. & S F. second preferred, 99%; $ P. af&: l.. P, s3l8; |. $. Steel 46ts; [. $. Steel preferred. 167; ". T., 91.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
A CHANGFAbLf MARKET
Mixed Sentiment Yesterday With
 Early Show of Strength.

New York. Sept. 7.-Prices in Inoye- ueents of stock today reflected mixed sentiment in the speculation and one liable to Sferatious during the day The most general show of strength came early in the day and this was largely in sympathy with the special strength Of indiy. dual stocks.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
Urban Academy 900 Beacon St, Los Angeles. Cal. A Day Boarding School for Girls-All
 Departments.
 Boys Under 12 Admitted

The Academy is an ideal boarding school for boys between the ages of 6 anG 12. IL combines all the comforts of the most refined home with very best instruction. Gymnasium, skating rink, tennis court, accommodations for pony.
 References. HON. WM. TAFT, Sec. of War; Rt Rev. Thomas Conaty, Bishop of Los Angeles and Monterey.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08

There has just been brought out in Italy an adaptation of Marconi's sys- tenn of wireless telegraphy which has for it's object to greatly diminish the risks of collision on railways. It is claimed for the invention that by it's means a station can be put in commit nication with a train running on the line, or the train with the station, or one train with another on the same line. The apparatus is stated to be simple and easily worked. Its inventor is Professor Giovanni del VecchiO, of BaTi
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
BLANKETS

Now .s the time jo seIec- yau- blankets. and We have the variety for you IT you want co-tau blanket at 15c. we have it Ef Enu want d swell. all-vool white hIauEe- at SIS. We have that. roo- Eundrsafs of intermediate qualities in cotton cotton and wool and aIl-veoI Ia fact no matter what kind af a blanket you want. We have It- and We can save you considerable money on any one you pick out
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
WEATHER TODAY.

Washington, Sept. 7.-Forecast for Arizona: Fair in south. thunderstorns in north portion, Saturday and Sunday.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
BIGGEST SNAP IN ARIZONA.

80 acres finest land, fenced and cross-fenced. Plenty running water all the year. Water cost only $15.0O per year. 40 acres in cultivation. Al falfa and sorghum crops on place Small store doing good business. good ditches. fine place for all kinds of stock or poultry. Title perfect. Best reasons for selling. Must go quick for $E500.00 c. Q. M. care Republican.
 Lold Beaconsheld often met with bitter political hostility in his private capacity. one day. walking about his country place in the easy coat ana gen. eral careless attire he liked among his farmers. he encountered two women. strong partisans of Gladstone Sup posing him to be the keeper or gar dener or something of that sort. they inquired if he would shoy them over the place. which he at once undertook to do. While they were walking about they overwhelmed him with questions as to the habits Of the IT ,ster of the manor. and one of them fnally said: Do you think you could manage to get us a sight of the old beast him sclf2" Madam" said Lord Beacons- field. ." the old beast has the honor to wait upon you now"
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
CATTLE AND SHEEP

Chicago. Sept. 7.-CattIe receipts. 1S,Goo head. Market strong. Prime steers, s3.75@6.s0; cows, S2.70@475; heifers, s2.60@ 5.35; bulls. s2.25a s50: calves. s3.0o R 7.5e; stoeI4ers and feed CTS. s2.6O@3.79.
 Sheep receipts. 1000 head. Market strong. Sheep. S425@ SIS: yeariings. s5.600s.50; lambs. s6.e0G sec.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08

Miss Jenks-Have you really broken off your engagement to him?
 Miss F'lytie-Oh. yes. l just had to. He was getting to sentimental-began to talk to me about matrimony-P adelphia Ledger,
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
SHIRT WAISTS.

Our entire line of shirt waists has been heaped up on the bargain tables for quick selling today. and if you want shirt waist or two. this is your chance to get one ct a real bargain price All sizes. and over a thousand kinds to pick from. They'll sell like hot cakes at today's prices.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
Pasadena, Cal. GsR14os aHaEH

The Central hotel % F. Colo. st Flee. lights Private Baths. Homelike. soc, $l. Sl 50. SEuro plan. Mrs. J. K, Clarke. 75c I'd trip all beaches
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
THE CONTINUOUS LIFE.

Venus-And what do you do when not engaged in al Ichery?
 Cupid-Oh. I'm kept busy rhyming with .'stup;d"-Puck
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
COTTON BATTING.

Oar stock of cotton basJnF has ar rived and We are now ready Go nu all orders. no matter hoys large a quantity is required IT you are Eo- ing to manufacturr any comfortrrs this fall. by all means see us l-,f.re you purchase your batting
 1oe TO SIPS A ROLL
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
METALS.

Copper was firm tn London with nesffl spot and futures at Es6. l5s. Locally the market was firm at SIgsz +sfB 1898 Electro}ytic al SIs6zhG 1875, and casting at SIs.37iAa1s.50
 Lead was firm in the local market with quotations ranging from S5.75 to S5.S5. The London market was un- changed at GIs.
 Speiter was as yesterday at s695a s. l0 in the local market London was unchanged at e27. los.
 Silver 67%; Mexican dollars, 52
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08

A spruce young man isn't evergreen Chicago News
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
INGALLS, MAGAZINE

The October number of NeCaH~ popular magazine has arrived and is on sale at the pattern counter If this isn't the best and biggest us-e, azine at the price. youTI have to show us
 ONLY 5e 4 COPY.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
BONDS.

q. S. ref. 4s. reg. Io415. coupon I05; ; . $. 3s. reg. and coupon f031z: |. $. old 4s. reg, ie21A. coupon 1o3A: L. $. new 4s. reg and coupon. I31
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
LACE CURTAINS.

People who only need one. two OF three pairs of a kind can save g lot of money by coming here right now We have a great many patterns. some only one pair O: a kind, others two and three pairs of a kind These must. be closed out right away. Ask to see the new line of bobinette cur tains that has just arrived.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08
NEW SHELL GOODS.

All of fashions dictates in the way of barettes. back combs. side combs. hair retainers. hair pins, etc. are now on display here at the notion department Many of She better grades are "one of Q kind. so if you appreciate eXclusiveness and variety at the same time. come in today and make your selections. You viii find the prices lower than elsewhere.
Arizona republican., 1906-09-08

These dainty. stylish little articles rc made of various bronze and oxz d.zed metals. and contain a smah mirror. coin holder and powder puff When closed they are about 1 inches ong and an inch thick. To be car jed in the hand by a chain attached. YouH want one.
 75 CENTS EACH.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-10-04
PINE GROVE

Warren Wells returned from Brook g
Thursday where he has been pi, king
hops for Il Q last four weeks.
Mr.. Cranes sold the 20 acres he
bought from Mr.. Grosser year ago
last June. Consideration, $1,000
Other changes in real estate are oc-
curing almost daily. Friday L. Sill
man sold 10 acres for $1,000.
l.. M, Wilson, Mr. Miner, Mr.. Lit
tlefield and Carl Knobbs are busy H.
stalIing a new telephone line and by
the time this reuches the reader you
can call up any Of them by phone.
Alfred Jacobs is threatened with ty-
phoid.
Miss Lizzie Mohr is down with ty-
phoid.
Elmer Wells returned from the hop
fields at Aurora Fl Iday.
p. T. Shelley came In from the re-
serve Thursday.
Mrs. L NJ. Wilson returned home
from Odell Saturday evening.
Mrs. II. Lage is on the sick list.
Mrs. l.. label went to Portland Sat
urday afternoon for visit with a
brother she has not seen for sixteen
years.
Miss Marguerite Shelley returned
to Portland Wednesday. She has a
position In the st. Mary's academy as
teacher of elocution for the coming
year.
Miss Marie Moore is reported dan
gerously iii at this writing.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-10-04
CRAPPER.

j. W. p. McQuown aud his dangh.
ter, Miss Edith, left for their Misscu-
ri home on Monday of this week. On
his way home he will visit for a while
with his sisters, Mrs. j. M. GUse, of
Walla Walla, and Mrs. b. f, Flathers,
of Prescott, Wash.
Il. O. Lyons is building large
barn on his farm. |. N. Huyett and
Charlie Reed are doing the work.
Miss Kate L. Rydings took charge
of the Crapper school as principal on
Monday of this week. Miss Burns
holds the position Of assistant teach
er.
Mrs. b. +. Fathers left for her
home in Prescott, Wash, on Monday
of THE week.
There was a reunion of Missourians
at X. ID. Martins home on last Sun
day. Missourians present were Mr..
aud MIR. A. W. King, j. W. p Nc
Qouwn and daughter, Miss Edith, of
Browning, Mo-, Mrs. B. +. Fathers,
OF Prescott, Wash, Mr.. and Mrs w.
@. Martin and daughter, Miss Inez,
p. II. Martin and Charlie Reed, Those
present who we're not Missourians
we're Prof and Mrs. Arneson, |. N,
IIuyett, Mrs. p. Ii. Martin, Misses
Dorothy and Lsta Martin, Mrs. freed
aud Miss Nettie King. The gathering
was not as large as the recent Iowa
reunion but it WAS fully as enjoyable.
Potato digging and apple picking
enter very largely into the farmers
program at the present time.
Miss Swigerts' new barn on her
ranch, formerly known as the Sheph-
ard place, is finished.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-10-04
Notice of Sale of Bonds

Notice Is hereby given that the Board of
Directors of the Hood River Irrigation Dis
trlct, in Wasco County, Oregon. will sell
the bonds of said district in the sum of
$4,000, on Thursday, the 18th day of
october, 1901, at the hour of two O'Clock
p. m. at the Office of the Board OF Di-
rectOrs, at the residence of j. H. Shoemaker,
In said District, and that sealed proposals for
said bonds will be received by sal Board at
said place for the purchase ofsaid bonds until
the day and hour above mentioned, at which
time the Board shall open the proposals and
award the purchase Ofthe bonds to the highest
responsible bidder, the Board reserving the
right 10 reject any and all bids. Bids to be
accompanied by a certified check for five
per cent of the amount of the Bonds for which
the bid is submitted.
Said bonds shall be payable in United states
gold coin in ten series, as follows, to-wit:
At the expiration of eleven years, five
per cent of the whole number of said bonds;
twelve years, six per cent; thirteen years
seven per cent fourteen years, eight per cent
fifteen years, min per cent; sixteen years,
ten per cent; seventeen years, eleven per
cent; eighteen Years, thirteen per cent; nine
teen years, fifteen per cent; twenty years.
sixteen per &C mt, and shall bear interest at
the rate OF kiN per cent per annuuI, payable
semtannually, on the first day of January
and July OF each year The principal and In.
terest shall be payable at the place designated
In the bonds, and bidders are given the op-
ton OF fhaving said bonds payable at Portland,
Oregon, or New York City, N. Y, and
said bonds will be issued in accordance
with the election Of the successful bidders.
Said bonds shall be each Of the denomina-
tiOn OF not less than $1,000 and not more
than SjO0.00 and shall be negotiable in form, |
and coupons for the interest shall be attached |
to each and signed by the secretary.
Dated at Hood River, Oregon, this 18th day
OF September, 1906.
]. IL. Shoemaker,
s2OolS Secretary
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-10-04

eth his handiwork " Thoughte told
10 a winning manner that brought
words of praise from many who were
there to hear.
Rev. Olsen and family expect to
leave Odell this week for The Dalles
for short visit before going to Dia
monnd Bluff, Wis, where Rev. Olser
will have a charge as minister in the
Scandinavian NJ. r. chuch.
Mr.. and Mrs. G w. Lafferty went
as far as Portland with their rela
tives, returning home next day.
Mrs. Bowerman's sister, Mrs. Met
calf, of Hood River, is visiting Mrs.
Bowerman.
Mrs. BOwerman stepped on nail
and suffered considerable pain but at
last reports was improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Fuches left
Hood River last Wednesday for Den
YER, Colo, on business. They will
return to Odell soon.
The G. r. of Odell held one of their
good meetings Sunday evening. Mis-
sionary work was the topic. Mae Hull
Ehrck, leader. Good references, good
music, pleasant and instructive even
ing.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-10-04
CASCADE LOCKS.

Mrs. Clark W. Thompson and chill
dren are visiting at their old home in
Lacrosse wis.
W. j. Jeifers' Is taking his vacation
among the mountains on the Wash
ington side.
Mrs. +. II. lsenberg was a passen- :
ger en- Mondays local to Hood River
I. W. Badder's saloon was broken
into last Friday night and what small
change was left In the drawer and slot
machine, was taken. The local sleuths
have been unable so far to get any
clue to work on. Should any one
know Of the whereabouts of the un-
known person or persons, any inform
alton will be thankfully received.
MIR. and Mrs. Vaught made bust
ness trip to Hood River on Monday's g
local.
Everybody reports a good time at
the dance given last Sautrdy evening.
Music was furnished by Lahey's or
ohestPa.
Miss Tina Cramer and Miss Sevilla
Brolliar assisted In the program at the
enter tainment given by the Ladies
AID society at Stevenson Saturday
night. There was quie a number of
the Locks citizens attended and re.
ported very interesting and well
rendered program.
Martha, Guy and George Nestler,
who have been visitingjwith friends
for several weeks, returned to their
home at Riparia Sunday night.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-10-04
OREGON EDITORS
OPPOSE PASS LAW

Telegrams Salem Bureau, Sept. %.
In resolution adopted by the re-
cent convention of the Oregon Press
association, at Newport, the editorial
body went on record as being Istrong-
ly opposed to the application of the
National anti-pass law to railroad
transportation issued to newspapers
as payment for advertising; protests
strenuUusiy against the placing of
this Interpretation upon the law, and
will work as unit to have newspaper
transportation" excluded from the
prohibltive list of ''passes," at the
same time pledging the membership
to use their best efforts to assist in
enforcing tie strict provif ions of tie
act. The text OF the Iest lnt OIL I'D pit
follows:
Resolved, by tho Oregon s ate
Press association, thit We recognize
as just and " II timod Il e prinCiI 10 of
the amendment 0 the il tCrst ate cCm.
morce law recently passed by CON
gress, f0rhiddng the issuanco of
passes by ho tIanspCl tati' II oompa-
MES or corporations, end that we
shall use our best efforts 10 aid ia the
o lforcement OF Its r"yisions; and, be
1t further
Resolved, That this association
protests against tho pretended ihtt =
probation of the law which worI n,
ply the terms. of he law to the trans
portation which is received by the
newspapers in payment for advertis-
ing. We assert and declare that the
tickets obtained by the newspapers
under contracts for advertising are
not passes in any sense of the term,
but are fully paid for IN business
manner with the same legitimacy as
though so any dollars in actual cash
had been exchanged, for such tickets
or transportation and,
Resolved. That this association
does not admit that any railroad COM
pany is in any manner denied by the
law in question the right to enter in
to contracts with newspapers for such
advertising as may be desired, agree
ing to pay for the same in the com
modify which the railroad company
has to sell, namely: transportation.
Any other Interpretation is simply
snbterfuge, and is warranted by
business considerations.
''Resolvd, That copy of the fore
going resolution be suitably engross.
ed by the secretary of this associa-
tion and forwarded to the charm
of the Interstate Commerce commits.
sion, the expense thereof to be paid
out of the association treasury,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-10-04
LIGHT CONSUMERS
TELE NOTICE

Beginning Oct. 1st, 'O6, all
day lighting will be charged
for at the rate of IL cents
per candle power per month.
Hoursfrom $50 a. m. to 400
p. m.
Hood Electric Li9ht. Power and Water Co