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D WORRY READING.
ne senLor Partner speaka.

The senior Partner speaks.
Il suess." said the junior partner Of the nrm 70 the
senior gray, ,...t. r..
wed better get a new bookkeeper and turn old
But the senior partner halted the up 10 date. his
son, q.
And his eyes they fairly ~spsrEled through the mist.
And are you done
With your hanged newfangled fancies and your
hurry up and crushf
You're pushing things, II seems 70 me-and ] say
there Amt no rush."
But the junior partner nddled with his pen and
softly said:
Grimes is too old to keep the books" "He never
has Loaf his head"
But he's out Of date and slower, And true az
steel, and square" .... a..
"He's a fossil OF old style business, and q hack horse
worn and bare"
Then the senior partner. netticd at what the young
ster said. ,'
hemmed and hawed and settled dow In . heart to
heart instead: ...
There was q time. my laddic. when Billy and l
were young:
Twas years and years and years ago when both Of
US lads were nune, ,f.!'
Into the strife and hustle Of life ere You wore born
And he and | both pegged along together from
early morn.
had the better backing Billy had none at all:
So got the lead-but Billy stayed on summer. spring,
winter and fall.
Fifty years together. with never q task undone
Between us two. Does Billy get out! He doesn't.
not on your life, my son!
There was q hitch some years ago when your old
pop needed tin ,..
Twas only a paltry bundle to save me from the
crash; '
But Billy wen, down in his weasel. son, and dug up
III ~naA AlA aAah
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Ontario Rules for AutomobiMsts.

Among the laws Q issed bv the Ontario
Jegtslatur, at the session Just ended is one
of a drastic nature regulating automobilin q
In Ontario. which should interest American
tourists.
Tho new law provides that numbers are 10
be five inches long on front and baci and no
number other than that issued by the pro-
vincial secretary is to be carried. In case
Of accident the onus OF proof Ia on the auto.
mobilist. They must slow W. on approach
ing horses. or vehicles. stop it slgnslled aud
render help II asked.
For violations OF the regulations or Tor
riding on a be-, penalty Is SO for the first
thar one month In iail for the third. " there
are three convictions within the year II will
cancel the permit and no other will he issued
for two years officers may arrest without
q warrant and NAV detaln the auto until the
case ID settled. The fees on American carr
are increased from % 10 90.
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Trailing Through the Red Desert.

From me Deneer Republican.
The wailows are white edged with alkali,
Like the foam uncaked on a dead many lips:
Two tiny clouds hang In the sky.
As the doldrums might hold two helpless ships
The sand in the hills Is red. blood red,
fOh. Cod for a dash OF the cooling rainD
And the foreman reels as he rides ahead
And the llmping herd means In fear and pain.
A thousand steers have dropped In the trail
Since We drove from the last scant water hole,
And the beys In the saddle are weak and pale.
And grim despair rides the soul.
But stiIl he rides on In the furnace blaze,
with the winding herd. snakelike behind:
And his keen eyes plerce through the dancing haze
To the hope that his heart has but III denned.
So lead, lead on meath the deserts spell.
With your dying cattle and half craEed men:
They have followed you into the nav Of he'll
And the lucky shall follow you out againl
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The SONG Of the Thermometer.

Hurrah for the merry midsummer days!
Hurrah for the shlmmenny sheen!
Three cheers for the weltering July haze
That hangs DER the pastures gretn!
Oh, here's to the red hot sun above
And the white hot pave below.
When even Cupid, the God OF Love.
Grows faint In the MONDAY glow!
Here's hail to the blazing stretch OF sand
That borders the summer main.
And gives out heat with a lavish hand.
And never a thought Of gain!
Here's hall to the biistrring mountains high
That now In the red SUMS FLARE.
Grilied. roasted. baked and scorching lie
In the grip OF the sizzling air!
An. blessed times indeed are these
Abiaze are my inward nres
As ] mount up 10 those high degrees
Toward which my soul aspires!
JOIN KENDncK BANGS.
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Tko ApiaTy.

Here the winged honey seeker
Pours from out his Drumming beaker
Clover essences. and nne
Nectar from the ooiumbine.
Here Is found the rare fulnlment
OF ambrosial distilment:
Ne'er was more delicious hoard
From Olympian chalice poured
Burden from the lily cell:
Guerdon from the pimpernel;
F1ichment from the larkspur tall.
And the rose imperial!
Who. at such divine delight.
Would not turn q Sybsrte!
Linger DER the attared cup
Til the latest star be up!
Join. In rouse and reveiry
Az the Tavern OF the Pee.
CLINTON SCOTLAND.
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Ups and Downs on the Road.

It's easy TO drive an automobile
when everything goes o. X:
When the wind Is fair and the road Is bare.
And the engine Is chugaine away.
It's easy 10 steer the Ronderous thing,
It's easy 10 start and stop:
But It's hard, | say, when she won't obey.
And the engine refuses 10 nop.
It's easy TO drive an automobile
When she's anxious to sail along:
When she III rills TO feel the life In her keel.
And Is chugging her highway song.
It's easy 10 fly down the boulevard
When there's nothing your speed to mar.
But It's hard to bowl when a telegraph pole
Runs carelessly Into your car.
JoE COM
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A Serial Poem.

A Serial Poem.
Sam wilson IN Hosa Green Herald,
Bruce Pie raft loves the horses
His father has for hire.
And claims one for a tavoTte
His little hearts desire.
Old Jim, "a what they call him,
A faithful nag Ia he,
And nils the programme on the road
while Gslioping along 20 free.
Alas. the day will soon arrive
When there viii be o change.
Bruce will 10 70 0 blue grass farm,
Old jim. another range.
To picture such q parting scene
In my declining years
Would melt my heart to tenderness
And blind M eyes with team.
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DWIGHT SCHOOL

1t West 43d Street, New York City 7
18th Year pens Sept. 26th
High class private school for boys from 7 to ~
years Of age. Individual attention given boys
whose education has been Irregular. Large faculty.
Laboratories. Gymnasium. Athletics.
Principals : Arthur lliam {, r. r. Camerer
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DE LA SALE INSTITUTE

CENTRAL. PARk SOUTH, NEW YORk CITY.
Conducted by the Christian Brothers.
Scientific & Cont School for Roardcrs& Day Scholars.
z PENS SEPT. ~,
Military Drill. Gymnasium. For prospectus address
r 2OTHfR POMPIAN. Dirertor.
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send IS cents for Q years suescription and oh
IN vemt. :
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auEsrioNs AND NsWERs.

Whole regarded A. the patron saint Of the lAwi It
IL, &c s sSs Su dssIsns,ien s' q the own ssf for
; %ns ns q 'a 70 iSs,ns S sssors O. , R,'t Sld fSas p SSSrs 81
tofneys and counsellors, advocates and procsors
u shy SdS,lrais'' 'ur''eon giA,s f Tau sysa me pP pess,sn'
II has been a lont. q toilsome, oven q desperate
search 70 discover the patron saint OF the bar.
Yet a. the end he has been discovered. He ID StN
Yves-Helort, born OF o gentle family In 1883 at ~
Breton manor Of Kaer Martin, died at Lohsnec In
1878. His studies were pursued at Paris, at Orleans
and finally At Reancs. where he entered of,cial life,
eventually being transferred TO Tregeier. The
earhestness OF his pleading the causes of the widow
and the unfortunate earned for him the honorable
surname Of "the advocate Of the poor" Bishop
Alain Of Bruc raised him TO the priesthood and
designated him rector. From that time on he con
secrnted himself to the service OF the poor. He
was c~anonized In 1887 In the pontincate Of Glenn
ent VI. AZ Avignon. The tribe of lawyers have as.
sumed him for their patron. " Is the mischievous
comm ent OF another Breton lawyero Of q later epoch.
NJ. de Rerdanet. The same authority assures vs.
that 81. Yves Ia the only lawyer known to have at
tained to the honor Of being canonized. About him
has grown this legend: Dying. he presented himself
at the gate of paradise In o train Of many nuns.
OF these 81. Peter demanded. Who are you'"
Nun" Enter then; heaven is full Of your sisters"
Then addressing himself TO 81. Yves: And your"
LAWYER. ."Come In: we have never had till now
a man OF law" st. Yves found his way In all right
but a day arose when there was q pettifoggine
Inquiry into his title deeds and the effort was made
to expel him from paradise. Il will not resist,
said the saint. but II Is necessary that service Of
the writ OF my expulsion shall be made upon me by
q baiin." Needless to say. the legend concludes.
they were never able to md q balif In heaven.
In the .breviarles Of vannes and of Rennes is found
this fragment OF q hymn in his honor:
Sanctus Yvo
Frat Bnto
.' Advocatus
t.. Et non flatro
Res miranda
Populo.
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New York
University
Law School
Teachers Agencies.

The r, Miriam Coyricrc Agency. 100 5th av. Now
York city. makes n specially OF conscientiously
schools and Instructors In oil branches. l;stab-
lishcd 1889.
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Sc pTEMBER EXAMINATIONS.

SEPTEMBER EXAMINATIONS. ~
Kelvin school. s3l West 10th St
Thorough Individual instruction for the Septem-
Der examinations In Physics and Chemistry ,lnclnd-
Twelve years eI perience, Once hours, 9 to 8.
q. 4. L. DlOSNE, Head Master.
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Goa any reader supply the poem about the whAl
asked what he had In the way OF oil and bone
answered no 10 al, questions, but when he was asked
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Several individuals, OF course, have no
share in producing that general impression,
and among them one notices gratefully
Hans Thoma, Ludwig Won Hohmann, a
fine decorative painter; G. Sauter, Rudolph
Hellwag, Walter Leis.irow, Heinrich 2tgol,
the animal painter, and Fritz ,Baer, who
shows unusually powerful pictures OF
mountains.
The portraits of Fritz August Won kaul-
bach also possess individuality n signal
ability, though his present ments OF women
are often somewhat voluptuous. He shows
an excellent portrait Of Gle de Merode, the
belle annie OF a certain continental king.
The famous d~emimondaine Is seated in a
landscape, chiefly sky, and wears a big black
picture hat, a pale primrose dress, cut a
little low at the neck, a slender gold chain
tNined thrice around her neck, and a black
boa about b or shoulders.
She has a pale oval face, big, laneuishing
black eyes. slightly pouting lips. and the
demure ~oolffure which che made 30 fashion,
able. The figure is left profile and the
face turned nearly full head slightly tilted.
In the tapering fingers Of a little hand
lying carelessly in her lap you may notice
something significant. They look grasp
ing, almost rapacious. She seems to have
overlooked that, and only that.
The Knightsbridge exhibition has been
very we'll arranged by Prof. Van de velde
Of weimar, and an additional picture TO be
m~entionedin the other one 10 an "old Church
in Holland by Frank 8. Hermann, who
was born in New York. The sculpture
shown is technically good. Max Klinger
ID now repseesnted only BY sculpture.
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Law schools.

END Year opens Oct. list.
1904. Morning Glasses,
sessions $50 to IL. After.
noon Classes. $50 to @.
Evening Glasses, 3 TO 10.
Degrees LII. b.. LII. NJ. I'D.
IS, Sec. Washington So. N. Y.
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an old we'll or ~cistern, surrounded by a
wall OF green bronze. His guards, some
soldiers, are leaning over the balcony and
talking.
The evening banquet, AT which an envoy
from Cesar is being entertained, is just over
and to the terrace presently oSnes Sdiome,
seeking to escape the eyes OF Herod, Tetrarch
OF Judaa.
81 will not stay. I cannot stay. Why
does the Tetrarch look at me all the while
with his mole's yes under his shaking
eyelids? 1t is strange that the husband
of my mother looks at me like that! 1
know not what it means. In truth, yes, l
know it,
Herod, having caused his brother to he
~strangled in order that he might marry
his wife, the notorious Herodids, has now
cast his eyes upon his niece and stepchild
salome, Princess Of Judea.
From the well the prophets voice is
heard, and Salome, curious and attracted,
demands that he be brought before her.
The soldiers dare not obey, and Salomv
turns TO their captain, a young Syrian,
Who loves her. With him she. prevails.
and Iokanoan curses her as the daughter Of
an evil woman
Salome, fascinated by his beauty, begs
with a wealth OF Oriental imagery that
abe may be allowed to touch him, his
hair, his body. She begs that she may
kiss his mouth, declares her love for him;
and the young Syrian captain, mad with
jealousy, stabs himself to death.
In the pleading, passionate girl the prophet
secs only an incarnation OF evil. Again
and again her love has flashed into anger
and her endearments into sarcasm; and
now she swears that she VIII some day kiss
bis mouth. iokanaaa 10 led back b hin
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her neck.
The other figures are hardly less gay in
their attire, and the effect OF the pale,
drawn figure OF the dead Christ among all
these brilliant costumes is extraordinary.
W course, however you are conscious OF a
certain lack, not OF ability, but Of fine taste.
You may say that IL was long ago, four
centuries, and that the standard OF taste
changes. Yet when you come to the
modern exhibitions, and have been inn
pressed by energy, powerful characterize
lion, realism, technical resources. you are
Sill conscious OF a certain lack, not OF
ability, but OF fine taste. And in the old
time there were more exceptions than
there are now.
Then, too, many works OF art were in
spired by fervent piety, perhaps awkwardly
expressed, yet absolutely sincere. The
fashion survives and the expression Ia
skilful enough. but 10Y the sentiment Is
The hollowest Of Alterations.
Modcr German art. pictures, drawings,
Prints, i little sculp, ure and soi'e objects
Of art. is shown at Princes Galleries,
knightsl r:dge-a more OF less Official ex-
hibition. the result Of an invitation extended
oy representative artists Of Great Britain
10 those OF Germany. The other German
exhibition is Of Munich fine art, nearly 800
pictures. arranged by Messrs. Heinemann,
at the Grafton Galleries. Several painters
are represented at both shows.
Menzel, B6oklin and Lenbach stand out
a. the great figures. though 1t is only Len
zach who Is we'll represented. He was, Of
course, the most inoisive portrait painter
Of his time.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21
Written on Glass.

Miss Harriet Auber's beautiful lines.
"Our Blessed Redeemer, Ere He
Breathed," We're written by the au-
thoress on a window pane in her house
at Hoddesdon. A dealer in curios tried
to purchase this interesting and pc
culiar manuscript from the owner Of
the house after the death Of Miss
Auber in 1862, but he was unsuccess-
full. The pane of glass was subse-
Quently stolen. and it has never since
been found or its fate discovered.
Centuries ago Theodulph, bishop of
Orleans. while in prison at Metz COM
posed the hymn, "All Glory, Laud and
Honor" which he wrote on the win
dow of his cell. AS the usual Palm
Sunday proce ssion passed through the
town the emperor heard sounds of
singing proceeding from the prison.
He thereupon liberated the bishop,
whose hymn was afterward regularly
used on each succeeding Palm Sunday
as a professional, the choir taking IN
each quatrain and the public jolnins
in singing the chorus.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21
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Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

The best treatment for indigestion
and troubles of the stomach is to rest
the stomach. 1t can be rested by star
walton or by the use of a good digestant
which will digest the food eaten, thus
taking the work off the stomach. AT
the proper temperature a single tea
spoonful of Kodol will wholly digest
5000 grains of food. 1t relieves the
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Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Early last week the report was pub
lished in the daily papers that Senator
elect Dupont was about to resign his
seat, but the report to this effect was
emphatically denied by former Senator
l.. Heisler Ball, whom Senator Dupont
succeeded and who is one of the latter's
closest friends. The rumor was that
the Senator would give up the post be-
cause of i'll health. with the under
standing that his cousin 7 Coleman
Dupont of Wilmington, president of
the Dupont Powder Company, would
be elected by the legislature in Janu-
airy as his successor. The head of the
Powder Trust is also chairman of the
Republican state committee. Mr.. Ball
said:
''The fact that Senator Dupont en-
| gagged apartments in Connecticut ave-
nue. in Washington, and is arranging
to remove to the nationsl capitol, SO as
to be there when Congress assemblies,
disproves the whole thing"
Senator Dupont returned from Eu-
rope, where he was when elected, in
vigorated, and has since been well.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

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a so cent bottle of KodoI Dyspepsia
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me all the gold in Georgia could not
buy. / kept on taking it and in two
months I went back to my work as
machinist. In three months was as
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use little occasionally asI find II a
blood purifier and good tonic. May
you live long and prosper. &C. N.
Cornell, Roding, Ga, Aug. q, l9Oo.
Kodol is sold here by w. L. Dunn.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

The residents of Galena were alarm.
ed Friday evening by the cry of ''fre"
and but for the favorable wind SER
ious loss would have resulted. The
fire originated IN a stable, owned by the
Woodall estate in rear of the Horsey
store and tenanted by Pierce & Bolton,
which was burned together with an
adjoining stable owned by Rev. J. w.
Prettyman. The loss will amount to
about $500; no insurance.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

The President in breaking all prece-
dents in leaving the country during
his tenure of office may be just accus-
toming the people to the sound of
breaking presidents preparatory to a
third term.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

A real prince of the Teck family is
coming to America tolfind rich wife.
Titles are below par now in this coun-
try and Counts can be had at dis
count though DO doubt there are a
number of foolish girls left who would
like to buy themselve title.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Need a good cathartic? A pill is
best. Say pill like DeWitt's Little
Early Risers. About the most reliable
on the market. Sold by w. f. Dunn.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

A society writer in a Sunday journal
finds that their are countless Ameri-
can girls worth millions" And the
longer they remain countless and duke
less the richer and happier they will
be.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Prof. Pierre Janet of Lowell, Mass,
is lecturing on the art of wagging ones
ears. and claims that by persistent
mental effort this decadent grace may
be revived. Prof. Janet's name being
the feminine for certain animal thai
has ear wagging accomplishments may
explain his interest in re-establishing
this elegant gymnastic.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21
SHORT, SHARP AND SNAPPY,

Congressman Wadsworth is now
finding out what will catch you if you
talk back to Roosevelt.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Senator Tillman says it takes more
brains, more sound judgement, more
discrimination and more ability to be a
farmer than almost any calling.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Mr.. Hearst has announced that he
will take a long trip abroad. This
seems to be the solution of the burn
ing question, "What shall we do with
our ex candidates"
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Tom Lewson's announcement that
he intended to enter the field of fiction
is amply fulfilled by his prediction
prophecy that Hearst would be elected
by an overwhelming majority.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Representative Longworth is said to
have been elected because he is per-
sonaliy popular and because he
is President Roosevelt's son-in-law.
That may be so but we think it was
principally because he was Alice
Roosevelt's husband.
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Commander Peary is going to make
another dash for the pole. Meanwhile
Wellman is making dash for his warm
freside the weather being too chilly
for air ships up about the North Pole.
Rev. Hugh Black of Scotland says,
ITO my mind, Hades is city very
much like New York" Having been
in neither place though his judgement
is based on faith and anticipation,
Smyrna times., 1906-11-21

Senator Depew's announcement that
his health is restored and that he in
tends to re-enter the Senate and socie-
ty has already been noticed by the
press in way that indicates he will
not have to complain again Of having
been ignored by the reporters.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1906-10-12
Not Our Fault.

The CoURIERs that were sent
out of this office for Salisbury,
Shannondale, Forest Green, By.
numville, Prairie Hill and Ham.
den Thursday night of last week
did not reach their destination
until Monday morning of this
week.
An effort is being made by the
postmaster at Salisbury to 10.
cate the blame and we hope he
will succeed. Such long delay
in transmitting mail so short a
distance Is inexcusable and some
body ought to be hauled over a
bed of live Goals about it.
We are not the man as it was
not our fault.