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Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28
DENY Armour VIII Sell Out

representatives of Armour & CO.
declare that there is no truth In the
report that ]. Ogden Armour is aDou y
70 close out his holdings in Armour q
~ to the Swifts.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28

If the shah of Persia we're to be de-
prived of his income he could still
make sure of being one of the richest
men in the world. He would only have
to sell his ornaments, gems and pre-
cious stones to become possessed OF
about $95, 100000, the sum at which
the magnificent collection is valued
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28

albert T. Patrick, the lawyer con
demned to die for the murder OF VIII
liam M. Rice, does not want pardon
but vindication, according to report
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28

Newspapers are beginning to -four
ish in Italy. The first in circulation
and enterprise is the Evening Courier
of Milan. with 10000 circulation and
an equipment of American Hoe press
es The Tribune of Rome is next In
circulation and influence. with an out
mt of 100000 copies daily.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28
Disappeared in Spokane.

J. G. McBurney of Boise, right emil
nent commander of the Knight Temp
lars for the jurisdiction of Idaho, dis
appeared in Spokane sometime after z
O'Clock Monday morning and has not
been heard from since.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28
cunboat Helena Is Lost.

Manila, Sept. 25.-It is reported tnat
the United States gunboat Helena mas
haer lost off the Chinese coast. NO
10 rticulars have been received.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28

During 1905 there were wrecked,
burned and foundered at sea 297
steam vessels. of a net aggregate ton
mage of 253,611, and 2s6 sailing yes
sells of 214,600 tons.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28
HOW ARD e. BURTON,

Assayor and hemist, LoadvilIe, Colo.
Specimen prices: Gold, silver lead, ST. gold
silver, 75c; gold, SOC; zinc OF copper, 81. Cyen.
sent on application. Control and umpire work
solicited. References: Carbonate National
"a
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28
SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES.

Mems shoes, 50 g $too' $ kpys so $50
Missss' & Children's Shoes, So. 20 70 Sl.oo.
Try w. L. Douglas Women's, Misses ana
ohdrenhss shoes Ssss f oth ssyl makes sn0
If l could take you into my large
factories at Brockton, Mass. land show
you how carefully WI. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are of greater value
than any other make. VIZ
Wherever you live, you can obtain W. =;
Douglas shoes. His name and price Is stampesa
on the bottom, which protects you against hign
prices and inferior shoes. Take no su1stts
fute. Ask your dealer for w. L. Douglas SHOES
and insist upon having them. 81, t.n..,
Write for illustrated Catalog OF Fall styles.
w. L DOUGLAS, Dept. IS, Brockton' MASS
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28
CURED OF GRAVEL.
Not Single Stone has Formed Since
Using Doan's Kidney Pills.

]. d. Daughtrey. music publisher,
of Suffolk. Va. says: During two OF
three years that | had kidney trouble
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28

And you always get full measure
when you acquire peck Of trouble
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1906-09-28

invalid brought back to health is no
small matter. Words are inadequate
TO express complete gratitude.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
YOUR EYES

Are surely worth more 20 you than
the price Of a pair of glasses.
II you value your eyes, have them
properly fitted at once. Delay and
your eyes may become so bad that
no glass will help them. then you will
regret it all the rest Of your life.
That is true-eveTy word Of il. Do
not trust travelling opticians and spec
tacle peddlers to fit you with glasses.
They get your money and you get ex-
perience. This I know. because it is
told me by people that come to me for
glasses after having bought of the
spectacle peddlers. We have the best
lenses made. each lens being ground
for each defect Of the eye. I will ex-
anime your eyes properly, not the So
called examination. guarantee
satisfaction, or it costs you nothing.
My references are from over $50 per-
sons who have done work for in
Ocala and surrounding counties. Have
You heard any complaint Of my work ?
Can any travelling optieian say that?
D. VI. BONEY.
Optical ParlOrs Gary Building.
Ocala. Fla.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
MRS. NEWTON

Mrs Newton Of Virginia viii give
an address tomorrow afternoon al I
o'clock al the Methodist church. The
subject Of her talk win be one Of the
most important branches Of Christian
work. She viii speak from a scientific
and practical view point Of one OF the
deadIiest evils that threatens our
homes. one which sends its tens Of
thousands evtry year 10 ruin. and
leaves in its wake desOlation and hope
less agony. Mrs. Newton comes TO US
with the highest testimonials. She is
said 10 be a charming. magnetic
speaker. strong in logic and cOnvinc-
ing in argument The netting is open
10 all and we hope a large audience
viii be present. The EpwOrth League
OF the Methodist church and the Sun
beam Band of the Baptist church will
attend in a body. The young peoples
organizations Of the other churches
are also cordially invited TO be present
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
THE MACCEBEE
MEMBERSHIP CONTEST

A contest has been started in OC8la
Tent No. I409 Of the knights Of the
Modern Naccabees with a view 70
greatly Increasing the membership.
Two members Of the tent. George ".
Martin and Royal Cole. were selected
captains al the last meeting Capt.
Martin viii marshal one half OF the
membership Of the tent on his side.
while Capt. Cole viii call upon the
other half Of the membership. each
side enlisted 10 exceed the other side
in securing membership 10 the Ocala
tent within the next sixty days.
Captain Martins side Will be known
as the Red Knights" while that of
Captain Cole Will be known as the
White Knights and each will wear
their respective cOlors. The tent has
arranged 10 give some valuable prizes
TO the members securing applications.
the details Of which will be explained
by either Of the captains. and the los
ing side is TO prepare and serve a
banquet 10 the winning side and their
friends at the end Of the contest. the
tent Of course. paying the expense Of
the banquet. In addition TO the priz-
g offered by the Ocala tent. Sir
knight A. c. Hamrick. supervising
deputy. has offered the following in
dividUal prizes. which are on exhibit
ton in one Of the show windows of Sir
knight ". J. Chambers store:
To the member securing the largest
number Of applications a first prize
viii be given. which is a SO Panama
hat and a loyal service button: to
the one securing the second largest
number viii be given a IS Panama hat
and a loyal service button" and TO
the one securing the third largest
number Will be given a loyal service
button" These buttons cannot be
bought by a member and no one can
secure one unless he has done some
loyal service for the order.
Below is given the. class formation:
Red Knights-G. ". Martin. Cap
tain: z. r. Lester. E. L. Maloney. J.
W. Pelot. J. r. White. a. :. Clark. T.
D. Bryan. Joe Bell DR.. ]. c. Boozer.
r. r. Carroll. W. J. Chambers. W. H.
Clark. jr.. E. W. Davis. L. J. knight
Rev. W. c. Lindsay. J. A. Morris jr
>. z. MCIver. G. z. Nelson. W. E. Neil
son. z. c. Smith. ". P. Edwards. J. T.
Moore. W. A. Knight E. P Pittman.
H. 3. Clarkson, B. s. Layne. T. z.
Biggs. P. H. Shafer. a. y. Goodwin.
4. r. Harper. J. W. Crosby.
White Knights-R. f. Cole. Captain:
DR.. W. H. Powers. DR.. J. H. Blackin-
ton. A. ". Bridges r. Q .Connor. H.
:. Chambers. B. H. Clark. W. :. burst
.. H. Dame. J. J. Knoblock. Rev. L.
W. Moore. r. c. Miller, DR.. ". Y. New
some. J. VI. Bryan. c. r. Hendricks.
P. Y. Leavengood. W. D. Richey. c. G.
Fraser. F. G. r. Weihe. c. J. Phillips.
". 2 MCAteer. A. Masters. g V
Roberts. J. L. Emerson. ". T. Strow-
man. J. P. Hewitt W. c Moore Ed
Jeffords. ". J. Lohrig. J. Q. Pillans.
.. y. Barco.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
VERY LOW RATES TO
NEW ORLEANS AND RETURN

On account Of the Confederate Vet
GRAMS reunion. the Atlantic Coast Line
Will sell tickets TO New Orleans and
return at extremely low rate Of one
cent per mile travelled. Tickets Will
be sold April % 10 %. inclusive. with
final limit April 80. Extension Of lin
il TO May q may be had by deposit
ing ticket and paying fee Of soc. For
rates. schedules etc call on ticket
agent. or write J. G. Kirkland. Divis-
ion Passenger Agent, Tampa. Fla
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14

LEAKING FAUCETS REPAIRED
FREE OF CHARGE
Phone 26. r. z. Yonqe & Co.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
WILL INTEREST MANY

Every person should know that good
health is impossible if the kidneys are
deranged. FOley's Kidney Cure will
cure kidney and bladder disease in
any form. and will build UP and
strengthen these organs so they viii
perform their functions properly. No
danger of Bright's disease or diabetes
Of FOley's Kidney Cure is taken in
time. Sold by the Postoffice Drug
store
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
cHAMBERLAIN's COUGH REMEDY
The Best and Most Popular

railroad men buy il for severe coughs
and elderly people buy it for Ia grippe"
say Moore Bros. Eldon, Iowa. We sell
more Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
than any other kind. 1t seems to have
taken the lead over several other good
brands" There is no question but this
medicine is the best that can be pro-
cured for coughs and colds, whether it
be a child or an adult that is afflicted.
Il always cures and cures quickly.
Sold by the Postoffice Drugstore
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
TOILET ARTICLES

You Will find a full line Of high grade
toilet articles at the OCala News Co.
consisting Of perfumes and creams
The ladies are particularly invited 10
inspect this addition 70 the stock Of
that company. The goods are from
the Colonial Manufacturing Company
Of Detroit Mich, among the best in
the land
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
CURES COUGHS AND coLps

Mrs. c. Peterson, 625 Lake St.. To-
peka, Kan, says: "Of all cough rene
dies Billiards. Horehound Syrup is my
favorite; it has done and will do all
that is claimed for ito speedily cure
all coughs and colds-and it is so sweet
and pleasant to the taste" Sold by all
druggists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
THROUGH SLEEPING CARS
SEABOARD AIR LINE

The Seaboard Air Line Railway an
nounces resumption Of through Jer-
sey City-Tampa sleeping car service.
For reservations and Pullman tickets
call city ticket office. phone 129.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
AUTOMOBILE MEET
ATLANTIC BEACH, FLA.

The Seaboard Air Line offers rate
of one fare plus % cents, for the round
trip. Tickets on sale April S, and 10,
with final limit April Is.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14

FOR SALE-A first class morse and
buggy. VIII sell at a reasonable
price. H. Stalberg.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14
S. A. L. SPECIAL RATES

$3.50 jacksonville, Fla. and return.
Tickets on sale April Is and Is. lin
tied returning to April 25.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1906-04-14

WANTED-5oo ladies' TO wear our
regular 25e. GaUze Isle Hose at &c.,,
3 for Soc, at Masters.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-09
NATURALIZATION
WILL SETTLE IT
japanese Ambassador Says Trou.
bic Will Be Rcmedied by Law,
as Suggested by President.
SHOULD HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS
Niscount Aoki Did Not Think
His People Should Be Dis
eliminated Against.

WASHINGTON. d. c.. December S.
Favorable action by Congress on the
recommendation Of the President in his
last annual message that an act be passed
specifically providing for the naturaliza-
ton Of Japanese who come 20 the United
States Intending 20 become American
citizens wifi 10 far toward securing q.
condition Of the traditional friendly reia-
lions between this country and Japan in
the opinion Of Niscount Aoki. The Ian
une7e ambassador
Tie ambassador expressed the belief
thlt there wcra not so many Jauarc.e
I'D this country % take ad.antag. d.,
naturalization II 81 were granted. bUt be
thought that such an opportunity eto,,i~,
10, Afforded them. along with tho citizen-
or other countries. He said he dfd NM
think % probable that those Jaraness
VINO We're cmigratng in large number.
20 Hawaii and the Pacific coast vyoult
avail themselves OF naturalization. be-
cause Of The fact that they represented
the poorer classes and most ~ them nj
umately returned TO Japan
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-09
GIFT TO BATTLESHIP.
Plans for Presentation Next Sat
urday Definitely Arranged.

Inc commission named hy the Lcgisla-
- 20 pur chase and lr' sent SILVER
SiFlSc 70 the hattlesnlp Virginia mot In
nc HoNcrnors Office yesterday lr crf-
-Dd.nce WIN the various heads % depart
i.iehls, FORMALLY acce ptcd the service ana
o., .nlte arranged Tor IT'S presentafl~n
oDgard me snip az Portsmouth next SAT-
1.ternor Swanson Will make th, pro-
"."'l- .h fpecc p. and The service Will
ne received on behalf OF the Vlrrini, b.,
To-, comm nder. Captain Schroeder
Inc party VIII leave here al a-ciors,
day night. 0Ni
e Inc officials who win go arc Goyerro~
= swanson, Lieutenant Governor Ff.,-e,p
-NllpIne5 General Anderson. Adiutnnr-
1t-herti Anderson. Speaker Clr4wci ana
= .sl1ent Pro Teupore OF tr. semi,
Henry r.. Wickharn
ne presentation would have :aka,
pace az Newport News where tho W.
gina was built and launched. e1g.r- fe--
''e iact t-at the ship i- UNDERGOING som.
80. Ih inc portsmouth, uaFy-yard. ANA
~ announcement to move lcr at this tlns
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-09
STATE REGULATION
Of MARRIAGE BY LAW
Advocated by Dr.. Frank Billings,
of State Board Of
Charities.

CHICAGO. Dec. S-Statc regulation OF
marriage WAS advocated last night by
Dr. Frank Billings. president of the Ilh-
nois state board Of charities IN an adj
dress before the National Conference OF
Truancy.
should be any such freedom Of mar
rage ] am no lawyer. but 1 would like
TO see society put on its statute books
o law forbidding two persons 10 be mar
ned not merely until they had secured
a certificate Of health from a reputable
physician, but until they had obtained
"A certificate OF inhc itance showing their
antecedents. This sounds drastic but
the Increase In the defective classes is
so Impressive as 10 warrant such a con-
clusion. Two per cent of the popula-
Lion OF Illinois IS insane"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-09
Richmond Railroad CInb

The Richmond Railroad club viii moo.
ar TIE Richmond Ho'ci Tomorrow night
ana il VIII De- known as ladies night
An lnterrstng program has been ar
ranged ani among the features viii b.
tne appearance OF g. Clinton Adams
known as "GarIock Wizard"
Music viii be made .v tla Rar~o,9
y NJ O. 4. Orchesfr1. and luncheon MI,
DE served On the Dutch room
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-09
DR. Chase to SNEAK

DR.. Madison WILDER chase Will enaaL at
the Railroad Young Mems Christian Asso-
citation this afternoon at o'clock on
The Scientific Bankruptcy 0f IDfi1orff,-''
noted lecturers Of the Lyceum bureaus.
and will appear Monday night AT the
Railroad Association on the second NUM-
Der of their star Course
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-09

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W BE rt in SunlvTn
0 81 week wi b qcvelvi
keep wit les Ijqt
IF
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% 20 CI1c aloeI
c e N 90 in in
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Va + r is G in y BIS i dime CrcNr Schools
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-09
Temperance Meeting

The Frances Willard Union viii hold it's
regular temperance meeting at { o'clock
Tuesday afternoon AT the Asbury Meth
odtst 'cuWh on LOmbardy Street
Strangers are cordially invited to be
present
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
FACTS ARE STUBBORN.
IF HOPKINSVILLE PEOPLE ARE NOT
CONVINCED BY LoDAL IT'S. MORE
THAN OTHER PEOPLE.

Facts are stubborn;
Some may be disputed,
None can be disputed.
A fact is always hedged about
proof; ssA
Has to stand the test of inves-
tigation.
Or it drifts to the realm of doubt.
Investigate closely the following:
The closer the scrutiny the more
convincing the results.
A Hpkinsville citizen speaks
here. T.
Speaks from experience and con-
viction:.
Miss L. A. Hester, PIP EastS 14th
Street, says: "To walk for any dis
tance or to over-exert myself in any
way intensified the aching in my
back from which | was for a long
time continual sufferer, and if |
caught cold it seemed to settle in
the same region and made me most
miserable. When rising in the
morning l felt stiff and sore and
often found it difficult to dress my
self. Another symptom of my COM
plant was a weakness of the kidneys
which annoyed and distressed me
beyond words. | doctored but found
little if any relief until tried
Doan's Kidney Pills which had been
strongly recommended to me and
which procured, They did me a
vast amount of good. The pain in
my back ceased, the secretions were
regulated and my health was i'm
proved generally"
For sale for all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburu Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the
United States. Remember the
name-Doan's-and take no other.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
Very Low Round Trip, Rates

Have been announced by Southern
Railway to points in the Southeast
on account of the Christmas holi-
days. Tickets will be on sale Dec.
ember 2O-21-22-23- -24-25-30-31 and
January 1. 1907 with final return
limit of January 7th, 1907.
For tickets and complete inforhAA-
ton call on any agent of the South
ern Railway, or write J. e. Shipley,
D. P. A. 2O4 Fourth ave-. North.
Nashville, Tenn.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18

The man who falls from the top OF
the ladder always has chance of
catching on a lower rung. In other
words, he may strike something
coming down.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
Mr.. Dooley's New Observa-
tons.

In the language of a friend "Dool-
ey is gittin' gayer and wiser all tn
TOME" He has never written so
brilliantly as in the new series Of
Dooley articles which are now ap-
pearing in The Chicago Sunday Re-
cord-Herald. His views on me
Young Frind Count Boney's Love
Affairs, 9TH Prisidint's Activities"
and other timely obs rsations in the
new series are the choicest things
the author has ever offered his thous-
ands of admirers, full of witty say
ings which will be quoted for years
to come. These "Dooley' articles.
each complete in itself, will appear
in successive Sunday issues of The
Record-Herald.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
Winter Tourist Via Southern
ERailway vsis sstss

To Florida, Alabama, Georgia,
North and South Carolina winter
resorts, also to Havana, Cuba, and
many other points, on sale daily
with stop over privileges at certain
points; final limit May 31st, 1907,
For tickets and complete lnforma-
ton call on any agent of the South
ern Railway. or write ]. E. Shipley,
D. P. A. 204 Fourth ave., North,
Nashville. Tenn.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
WOMAN.

WOmAGN.
She's slight and fair and somewhat fraIl,
She's delicately made
She knows that some day she will catch
Her death of cold, and fade
She wonders why she sneezes so
When to a ball she goes
And wears the smile that won't come of
With decollete cut clothes.
She sails about the sloppy streets
On shopping duties meet.
While on her shoes are paper soles-
All sopping are her feet
She leans across the back yard fence
And swaps her recipes,
Talks 'shop" and gossps, I'm afraid
In weather made to freeze.
The West wind whips her silken hair,
And chills her ankles trim,
The North wind swats her in the chest
And numbs her with vim.
Yet still she stands there blue with chill
And hears the latest tale
Then wonders how she caught that cold
And why she's thin and Srail!
o woman, woman, please wake up;
ye, so thin and pale,
Quit driving in your coffin lid
Each day another nail!
Statisticians are complaining that
although they have conclusively
proved that bacilli are transferred by
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18

Just a Minute.
The clouds are floating in the sky
Therell be some more. too, by and by.
The birds have gone to warmer cline
I'm glad. because it helps me rhymel
The coal man--No, I'll spare you that;
Perhaps your wife, too, needs a hati
The brook flows gently to the sea-
1t must flow that way, don't you seer
The leaves are floating with the tide
They're tied to nothing. I'll confide.
The bride to be Is making clothes
She needs em badly. goodness knowsi
The hfhe to square accounts draws near
I'm shy about one square, ] feart
l need new fall overcoat-
Excuse me, sir is that your boatf
All, WELL I'll write line or two
And get another one quite new
Oh, no-nOt verse, a line with ink;
That always makes my banker think!
He thinks I've overdrawn my pile
l do It every little whilel
And then / sneak around some day
And put in all my weekly pay!
I'm making six a week these days
/ tell you what this "writin' paysy'
At times | get five cents line
Uh hub, you bet. I've got the rine.
Some day, before hit the hearse,
I'll write a piece of thrilling verse
An trade It for a silver mine
You betl Won't that be pretty finer
can't to-day-Now. don't you rave
I'm going out to get shave
My face feels like a shell-bark tree
I've got to get 1t planed. you see.
''skddoog' you say? your stun Is
trash!'
Well, well! Great Scott. but you are
brashl
I thought you liked the simple stuff,
This true 10 nature" kind of gum.
All right, I'll stop the old machine
And get my face all planed and clean
And come right back here to this spot
And write lot of stuff that's HOT!
So longl Be good! Don't fuss and cry
/ won't be long
YOUR UNCLE BY.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18

Five large wagon and buggy fac
tories in Owensboro have shut down
on account Of labor agitation and
several hundred men have been
thrown out Of employment.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18

Slopes earache in two minutes;
toothache or pain Of burn or scald in
five minutes; hoarseness, one hour;
muscle ache, two hours sore throat,
twelve hours-Dr. Thomas Electric
Oil, monarch over pain.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18

The suburb I live is swell;
One couldn't ask for more
There's only one thing that l miss:
1t has no New York Store"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18

Itching piles provoke profanity
but profanity want cure them.
Doan's Ointment cures itching,
bleeding. or prOtruding piles after
years of suffering. At any drug
store.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
HE KNEADS TT.

To get good work and delivered
same week. give your laundry to the
bread man-Nebraska City (Wyo.)
Gazette.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
AH THERE. GIRLS.

Three young men from Winslow
drove down Sunday to husk corn for
Ike Spears.-Henrletta (Kan) Globe.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18

the art OF kissing. osculation contin-
ues to run on unrestrained. The sta
tisticians seem to have overlooked the
fact that the American people are not
only affectionate, but brave.
A Milwaukee woman who is In the
habit of softening the city water with
ammonia before taking her bath, got
the blueing bottle by mistake the
other evening and now she is as blue
as milestone.
Chicago wants her streets kept clean,
One Upton wants the cup.
But II the signs are read Alright,
They both must give 1t up
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1906-12-18
ANOTHER POET DISCOVERED.

That others may enjoy with us we
write the follow verse;
"There's so much good in the worst
Of us, and so much bad In the best OF
nS, ttAa Il scarcely behooves any of us
81 S1lk Ab0at the rest OF us."--HazeI
CW1s) Eco.