The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-23

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There is but one Jewell in North
Dakota journalism. The others are
oyster pearls.
General Creel believes in his profess
sion. He has inaugurated a war in
the state militia.
The man who can get an intoxicat-
ing property into North Dakota pop
has a fortune awaiting.
The reformers will probably claim
it is dangerous to good government to
live in Mckenzie county.
Walking on the streets of Fargo is
about like trying to hold down the
pavement after a night out.
How many of the poison foods did
your wife check off the list last week?
Better look up your life insurance.
They are talking about the open
door in Morocco now-but that does
not mean the kind with lattice frames
A Ward county man was called a
tldl ttllu ouCu JIG ullCl Sl III
If he is proven guilty he will sue the
jury.
One of the principal differences be-
tween men and women is that the for
mer require more covering for the
lungs.
\ subscriber asks us what is meant
by playing second fiddle. The ques
ton is referred to the man whose wife
is boss.
A large number of towns in the
state think they are in danger OF
armed invasion and want military
companies.
Kennare people are felicitous over
the immediate prospect Of a new, or
at least a very much improved, depot
at that place.
W. Fl. Denny has resigned as cashier
of the Williston bank. He is having
some special engagements with Gov
ernor Sarles these days.
Judging by its symptoms the Bal
four Statesman should lose no time
in seeking for relief in generous
dose of self-administered Castoria.
The Forum has received a large
number of well-deserved compliments
on its recent forty-eight page edition.
1t covered a multitude of Brewers
sins of omission.
The number and richness of the
bouquets hauled back and forth be-
tween the Willow City Eagle and
Omemee Herald indicates a super
abundance of verdure.
The Crystal Call favors an elastic
currency. That's the kind that puts
! where there was 81 at night. 1t used
| to be called by another name.
Many of the state papers are as
much surprised over being made Of
| fetal papers as Devils Lake girl
| would be at marriage proposal
! after a six months courtship.
| A Devils Lake reservation young
lady writes to know what is the proper
! term to describe an Indian baby in
| reference to itself and mother. How
| would squaw and squawling do.
The Fessenden News speaks of a
couple of the members of the local
"400" as having recently taken their
| degree work in the order of Gobblers
| whatever sort of an order that may
| be.
Editors Taylor, of the La Moure
! Chronicle, and De la Bere, of the Shell
| don Progress, have been dubbed beau
| gallants" by the iconoclast of the
Rugby Optimist. Call out the nlilin-
| tary."
The Carlisle company, which recent
! ly held down the boards at Fessenden,
critical News, which maintains that
any bunch of amateurs could have
done better
Honest, now, isn't it fact that if
YOU scratch an insurgent organ, it is
only to invariably learn that it's pub
Usher is a man with a political griev-
ance?
Try it and see. ....
General Bates, it is claimed. is the
first bachelor that ever attained the
command Of the United States army
This is all wrong; if the doughty gen.
eral has never been married what
can he possibly know about war any
how?
The Linton Advocate, having dis
covered that the term free Industrial
alcohol is construed to mean free
merely in Pickwickian sense, at
once lost all further interest in that
subject and resumed his ghoulish
work of vilifying his betters with re-
newed vigor.
Carefully analyze the personnel of
the insurgents from Alpha to Omega
that is to say from Spalding to
Thad Michael-and see if you do not
find in every instance that the lust
for office is the inspiring motive
Try it and see.
The methods pursued by that motor
ious publication "Town Topics" of
New York city, are surprisingly SINH
lar to those now being employed by
a portion of the press of this state,
In that both SAVIOR strongly of the
"hold-up" order.
1t may be merely coincidence, but
the fact that the three judges selected
for the Walhalla fox chase are each
a sheriff, looks as though the sport
promoters rather expected that editor
Patterson, of the Linton Advocate,
would be present, and were deter
mined to take no chances. A wise
precaution, surely.