Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1906-04-28

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ial works and documents.
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City council meets Tuesday eve.
DIR. MARROW has some choice seed
potatoes for sale.
Mrs. Ed Muesse of Erie, ILL.,,
visited friends and relatives in Ian
caster last week.
The Political Equality Club will
meet with Mrs. Art Knapp Monday,
April 30th; at the usual hour
One of Grant County's old set
tiers to pass away this week was
Seth G. Bailey Of Fennimore.
The new rector, Rev. G. G. A..
Manro, will conduct services at En-
manuel church tomorrow at usual
hours.
At Baraboo last week posted
man was taken from the black list
for the reason that he had imbibed
more since being on than he was be-
fore.
Bishop Schwebach, of La Crosse,
took departure yesterday for his
trip to Rome to confer with the
Pope. The rules of the church re-
quire that all bishops confer with
the Pope once every ten years.
"A dentist was examining a
young lady's teeth. When she took
the chair she said: Nov, don't
hurt me-" ''All right, little girl,
said the dentist. She flew mad in
an instant and said: Don't call me
little girl!' Excuse me-, said the
dentist, Il wodld not have called
you little girl if l had looked you
in the mouth first"
An agent instructed his typist
to write to lady informing her that
she could have fiat at certain rent
provided she reprinted and redec-
Grated it herself. But the typist
omitted a very little word, and the
indignation of the would-be occupier
was great when she was informed
that she could have the fiat ''pro-
vided she repa1nted and redecorated
herself"
TO run newspaper without &C.
casionally publishing an item that
is untrue or gives offense is like
running a railroad without having
accidents or smashups. To do so
is physical lmPossibility. No man
on earth is to so great an extent
constantly at the mercy of both
friends and enemies as the editor of
a newspaper. Pushed continually
with work, he must get most of the
information concerning transpiring
events second or third hand or not
at all. Frequently statements are
received from supposedly trust
worthy sources which are sub
sequently found to be without
foundation. Not one editor in a
thousand willfully Injuries either
friend or foe by misrepresentation
Go to him and ask for a correction
and nine cases out of ten, if your
case is just, you will be received
politely and proper correction will
be made with pleasure.
Did you ever notice the differ
ence in hands and handshakesi
Well, there is a difference and it's
mighty interesting, too One per-
son will offer you big, brawny
hand that gives you good hearty
shake, while another hand that is
just as big and brawnY will feel
like log. Some one else will OF
fer you a hand that you could reach
around with your little finger, and
yet the grasp is warm and sym
pathetic, while the same hand worn
by another will feel like a slender
icicle and the quicker you let 60 the
Setter. Then there are the fat hands,
the long hands, the short hand mot
geographically speaking) and
many other kinds of hands, but it
all depends on how the wearer uses
them as to whether or not you care
to shake again. The manner of
shaking is worth noticing also. Some
folks come to YOU with a straight
arm jab, others use a cherry-p1cK-
ing movement, and make you reach
up to level with your forehead:
others grab your hand as low down
as possible, while there are others
who bend their arms so that you
not only shake again, but you rub
arms from elbow to the fingers.
And then there are those who shake
hands naturally and gracefully.