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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-12-16
LLisco-BarloWe.


Mr.. Orrie Lisco and Miss Mary Bar
lowe were quietly married last night
at the residence of the brides mother
near McKinnonville.
The wedding ceremony was per
formed by Mr.. w. B. Hubbard, who is
notary public of McKinnonville, and
Immediately after the ceremony the
bridal couple were escorted to the
home of the brides brother, Mr.. Frank
Barlowe, at Pineville.
The groom is a well known railroad
man of Escambia and is considered
one of the little towns best citizens.
The bride is very popular and has
many friends at her old home, Nc
Kinnonville, who wish her much hap
piness.
Mr.. Camille EitZen and daughter,
Miss Mini Eitzen, of Christianna. Nor
way, are in the city for the holidays,
the guests of the formers brother, Mr..
Gus Eitzen. Mr.. Eitzen is an extern
sive ship owner and his various lines
between this country and European
ports have made his name known all
over the world.
Continued on Forty Seventh Pase.l
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-12-16

and let the other train pass.
Mrs. Wilson and daughter, Mrs.
Smart, Of Pike county, Alabama sis
ter and niece Of Mrs. w. NJ. Browne,
were most welcome visitors with
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-12-16

Mrs. Browne this week. They aTrlVeI
Wednesday morning and RENAME
until Saturday when. they return.
to Ponce deLeon, accompanied "
Mrs. Brown
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-12-16

q
ball room, will be placed in the center
iof the floor, 8nd will be lit up by
hundreds of waxen tapers. Presents
for all the children will be placed
upon the tree and old Santa Claus
himself will distribute them. An or
chestra will furnish the music and
games and marches will be arranged
for the amusement OF the little ones.
The date for the Christmas tree
has not as yet been decided upon, but
win be given later.
The children's entertainment will
last until about ten o'clock, when the
older people will have the floor for
dance.
AS is usual with all the entertain
ments of the Concordia, elaborate re-
freshments will be served the guests.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-12-16
McGuire-Gonzalez.

The following announcement of the
marriage of Mr.. Robert Hargis Nc
Guire, and Miss Hela Agnes Gonzalez
will be received by the many friends
OF the young people, with pleasure.
Mr.. o, A. Gonzalez.
will give in marriage his daughter
Hela Agnes
to
Mr.. Robert Hargis Mcclure
Wednesday morning December the
twenty-sixth, at eleven
o'clock.
St Michael's Catholic Church,
Pensacola, Florida.
The honor of your presence is
requested.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Would Remodel Spelling.

1t is the opinion of Nature
that "a strong man should come
forward, and by his influence
compel all philologists, the whole
world over, to adopt the Lepsius
alphabet with two or three tri-
fling changes) as the standard
which all persons must adopt in
t%ranscribing the languages of
the world not already and an
GENTLY expressed in Roman let
tiers; nay, more, it is to be hoped
one day that all the civilized
tongues of the world-English,
French, German, Russian, Greek,
Arabic, and every other speech
with a literature-may be writ
ten down in one form of letter
ing, and according to one stand
ard-perhaps the Lepsius-of ex-
pressing sounds by letters"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
A Quick Retort.

One Sunday morning the priest in a
country parish was returning from the
service when he CHANGED to see a lit
tie girl whom he had not seen at
church, engaged in the pursuit OF
worldly pleasures-playing "Injun" or
hide and go seek, or something of that
sort. At any rate, she was breaking
the fourth commandment.
In righteous wrath he addressed
her: Good morning, thou daughter
of Satan"
Quick as a flash she jumped up,
made a low courtesy and answered.:
Good morning, father"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Saratoga Chips.

Wash and pare medium sized pota-
taos, slice very thin Il use a slaw cut
ter for slicing), drop them into cold
water as they are cut and let them
remain there until they are very firm.
Have a kettle on the stove about half
full of lard. Lift potatoes out of the
cold water and put into a clean, white
cloth. Press them in this until they
are quite dry; then drop them into
the smoking hot lard. Let them fry
a delicate brown. When done lift
them out with a wire spoon. Sift salt
over them as soon as they are taken
out, while warm. To have them at
their best, they should be used when
first made. Damp weather will affect
their crispness.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
One Little Prisoner.

In the island of Sark the most
serious offenses are trespassing
and leaving gates unlocked, for
the result is that often the cattle
get on to the cliffs and fall into
the sea. There are 400 inhabit-
ants and one prison, but it never
had but one prisoner, a small
girl, who had stolen a handker.
chief, and she sobbed SO loudly
that they let her out.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
How to Brush the Hair.

There is a right and a wrong way of
brushing the hair, as there is of doing
everything else. First, part down the
center above the forehead, and give it
20 brisk strokes on either side. Di-
vide it down the back, and repeat the
same process. Next brush it back
from the ears, giving it always the 20
strokes. Persevere with this treat
ment, and your hair will soon become
soft and glossy and repay the trouble
taken with 1t.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Woman Had Basket of Wolves.

Mrs. M. Henderson, who lives
four miles southwest of Bush
City, was in town to-day with six
young wolves which she and her
husband captured yesterday on
their farm, says the Garnett
News.
The wolves were quite young,
they did not have their eyes open
yet, and one who did not know
what they we're would have said
they were puppies.
There is a bounty of 81 a head
on the wolves, SO that Mrs. Hen
derson will receive So for the
scalps Of the six. They made an
effort to capture the old wolf,
but she could not be found.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the Matter of the Estate of
Mikkel Larsen, -. Deceased
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
Ella Larsen. Administrators of the Estate Of
Miklxel Larsen late of the. Township of Willow
Lake in the County of Steele and State OF
North Dakota, deceased, to the creditors of
and all persons having claims against, sale
deceased to exhibit them with the necessary
Vouchers. within six months after the first
publication Of this notice. to said administra
trix at the office of G. S. Shippy, in the City OF
Hope in said Steele County.
Dated May. 22nd, A. d. 1906.
ELLA LARSEN,
Administrative
First Publication on the Oath day of May
A. d. 1905.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
NOTICE TO
n the matter Of the Estate Of
Iannnh Mnnta

In the matter Of the Estate of
Hannah MoOte. Deceased:
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
George Murray. Administrator of the Estate
OF Hannah Moote. late of the City of Hope, il
the County OF Steele and State OF Nortl
Dakota. deceased, to the creditors of, and al
persons having claims against, said deceased
to exhibit them with the necessary vouchers
within tour months after the first publication
of this notice. to said administrator at his
office, in the village OF SherbroOkc, in sale
Steele county.
Dated May 10th, A. D. 1906.
GEORGE MURRAY,
administrator
First publication on the 18th day OF May, A. d
1905.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Keeping from Close Range.

why are you not at school?" stern
" inquired the parent, meeting his
son In the street.
The lad was not much embarrassed.
"Fact is, dad" he responded.
there's something the matter with
the teachers temper, and I'm giving
it absent Standardization So
ciety.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Woman's Importantly.

Meeting a colored man, a certain
Southern gentleman asked him how
he was getting on.
The darby assumed a troubled look
and replied:
ooh, so fairs physicality goes, IN
all right; but I sure do have ma
troubles wifi ma wife"
well, Sam, I'm sorry to hear that.
What seems to be the matter?"
"She thinks money grows on trees,
I reckon. All de time she Keeps pes
term me fob a pinch O. change. II 1t
amt a dollah it's a half or a quarter
she wants"
"What on earth does she do with
the money!"
IT dunno. Amt nevah give her none
yet"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-08-09
Peanut Butter.

Peanut butter is easily made at
home by passing the roasted and
shelled nuts several times through
the finest knives of a patent food
grinder, the oil In the nut being quite
sufficient to make the butter creamy.
Should more be needed, add a little
pure olive oil. Salt to taste and pack
in small jars.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
The I,oprcst Resident

The poverty of the English language
is exemplified by Il circular which is
making the rounds of Il suburb and in
vites subscriptions to testimonial to
the station master. 1t comes from one
who styles himself 1.-The longest resi-
dent the sad physical fact being that
he is probably the shortest, although
in bulk and rotundity he makes up for
the inches he lacks in height. Here is
a case i'll which the very clumsiness of
the German language would be an in
estimable help. for then this gentlemo II
could quite correctly describe himself
'the for-the-longest-time- resid-
ing" or even perhaps 1.-The fOr-the-
longest-time-herein- individ-
ual. Those compound adjectives of the
Teutons may be awkward, but they
express what the user means and in
sure accuracy.-London Standard.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
HIS LONG NOSESHIP.
Charles v. and the Merry, Modest
Cobbicr of Flanders.

Charles v. and the Merry, Modest
Cobbicr of Flanders.
Charles V, in his intervals of relaxa.
ton, used to retire TO Brussels. He
was prince curious to know the senti-
ments of his meanest subjects con-
corning himself and his administra-
ton Therefore he often went 'incog.
and mixed himself in such companies
and conversation as he thought proper.
One night, his boot requiring immedi-
ate mending, he was directed to cob
bier UnIuckily It happened to be st.
Crispin's holiday, and instead of find
ing the cobbler inclined for work he
was I'm the height of his jollity among
his acquaintance. The emperor ac-
quainted him with what he wanted
and offered handsome gratuity.
What, friend" says the fellow, do
You know no better than to ask any
OF our craft to work on st. Crispin's
day? Was it Charles V. himself I'd
not do stitch for him now. But If
you'll come in and drink to ST. Girls
pin, do and welcome. We are as merry
as the emperor can be-"
The sovereign accepted his offer, but
while he was contemplating their rude
pleasure, instead of joining in it. the
jOvial host thus accosted him: But
suppose you are some courtier, politi-
clan or other, by that contemplative
phiz But, be who or what you WILL
you're heartily welcome. Drink about
Here's Charles VS. health
Then you love Charles W. replied
the emperor.
Love him. says the son of CriSpin.
lave, aye. l love his long noseship
we'll enough. but 1 should love him
much more would he but tax us lit
tie less. But what have we to do
with politics? Round with the glass
and merry be our hearts,"
After a short stay the emperor took
his leave and thanked the cobbler for
his hospitable reception.
That" cried he, you're welcome to,
but I would not have dishopored st.
Crispin to have worked for the en-
peror."
Charles, pleased with the honest
good nature and humor of the fellow,
sent for him. next morning TO court.
One may imagine his surprise to see
and hear that his late guest was his
sovereign. He feared his joke on his
long nose would be punished with
death. The emperor. however. thank
ed him for his hospitality and as a
reward for it bid him ask for what
he most desired and take the whole
night to settle his surprise and ambi
ton.
Next day he appeared and requested
that for the future the cobblers of
Flanders might bear for their arms a
boot with the emperor's crown upon
1t. That request was granted. and, so
moderate was his ambition, the en-
peror bid him make another. IF"
says he, Il am to have my utmost
wishes. command that for the future
the Company of Cobblers shall take
the place of the Company of Shoe
makers" 1t was accordingly so or
dained, and to this day there is to
be seen a chapel in Flanders adorned
round with a boot and an imperial
crown on it, and In all professions
the Company of Cobblers takes the
place of the Company of Shoemakers.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
WAr, but
No G0rx,In
Stage Fuss
Managers Use Wordy
Hot Shot In Fight
For Play.
"The Kreutser Sonata" Want
ed For RiVaI Theat-
ricaI Stars.

rFrom Our New York Dramatic Core
spondent.l
A battle royal IS on In New York the
atrfcaIs over Jacob Gordin's play, 1.-The
Kreutzer Sonata" No blood, only
words, have flowed, as yet, but give
the rival managers time. The trusty
bowie knives may be drawn at any
moment.
Harrison Grey Fiske is at the crank
OF the machine gun department on one
side The firm of Wagenhals & KEN
per have hoisted the skull and cross
bones at the mizzen top of their good
old frigate Prior Rights, and over the
perry plank, on which Mr.. Fiske is
warmly invited to "pedestrianize.
Mr. F1ske claims the play for Nine.
KaIich, his promising new star, and
has engaged a company for her sup
port for the coming season.
wagenhals & Kemper have done
the same for Blanche Walsh, who pro-
duced the play in Chicago. Anne. IA
Itch appeared previously in the play at
the Thalia theater, New York.
Mr. Fiske says:
1.-THE Kreutzer Sonata was written for
Mime. Bertha Kalich several years ago
upon an order from her husband, Leopold
Spachner. AS 1t is the custom with the
Yiddish drama lists, the author sold his
work outright. receiving his price in full
for IL. Later Mr.. Spachner disposed of a
half interest In the play to his then part
ner in the management of the Thalia the
ater. David Kessler, and under their
management the play was produced with
Mime. Kalich in the principal role. 1.-The
Kreutzer Sonata" has been owned solely
and continuously by SPachner & Kessler,
and my rights to perform the play in
English with Nine. Kalich were acquired
by arrangement with them. Mr.. Gordin
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
THE FRENcHMAN'S DINNER.
Happy and Care Free In the Even
Ing Is the True Partisan.

Happy and Care Free In the Even
Ing Is the True Partisan.
The Frenchman, with all his polite
ness and little niceties, is not good
dresser. He is nowhere near the class
of the London man, nor can he equal
the Baltimore man who gives thought
to his wardrobe. This, of course, ap-
plies to generalities. There are ex-
ceptions where the Frenchman Is a
model of the tailor's and haberdasher's
skill.
AS a rule, however, there are other
things that mean much more to him
than mere clothes. For instance, he
likes to dine. Every Frenchman, in
the proper sense of the word, dimes
in the evening. He prefers highly sea-
soned food If he can get it and service
of a corresponding degree of excel
lence. But dine he must and dine he
will-if not a good dinner, then poor
one He must have his soup, his fish,
roast, an entree, some salad, dessert
and a bit of cheese With this he has
wine, the vintage regulated by the
size of his bank roll. His coffee, in
the summer time, he will take outside
with a cigarette or cigar, and his en-
joyment Is not complete unless he
hears the strains of an orchestra.
He is not. perhaps, so passionately
fond of music as the German, but still
he likes it and will have it II he can
afford it. He is gay and happy In the
evenings, is the Frenchman, and his
cares, whatever they are, he dismisses
temporarily. He rises late, and he
dimes late Nine O'Clock is about the
proper hour for the coffee. after he has
paid his respects to the various
courses. Then he is ready for the gay
life. When London is going to bed
Paris is just beginning to warm up
Letter in Baltimore News.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
Quick
Payment

upon its Bonds of Suretyship is
the fixed rule of the American
Surety Company of New York.
Without bubble or technical OBJ
lection, and with only such delay
as careful examination of proof
requires. losses are promptly paid,
the check being often mailed the
same day the claim is filed.
On Personal Security, recovery
necessarily takes time; with the
American Surety Company of New
York, recovery upon proof Of loss
is certain and immediate. Such
quick action often saves bank
from closing its doors, or a firm
from going into bankruptcy.
Persons, firms and corporations
requiring bonds from their EN-.
ployees, should write to the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07

EIGHT AMATEURS WE'RE DROWNED IN ONE
DAY.
mark" Yet 1 have seen many a chan
mel guide with not three feet Of deep
water between it and the rocks or
shoals, as the case may be.
Tell the know it alls'' that a heavy
sea Is no place for a catooat, no mat
ter how big she is. and they reply,
Come off; our boat won't sink even
if she fills-if the cabin door is shut"
OF course not, if the cabin door Is
water tight, and so makes the cabin
an air chamber But how many cabins
are water tight, and when a boat cap
sizes who has time to shut a cabin
door or close slide, and who, in such
an exciting moment, thinks of shutting
the cabin door or of anything else but
how to get to place of safety?
Moral-A little knowledge of sail
ing is more than a dangerous thing
1t is suicide.
Never judge a mans fortune by the
taxes he pays nor a prize fighter by
his victories. for many a millionaire
has a "wise" legal adviser, and full
many a fighter has a manager who
arranges the result of the fight before
hand.
Louis Celia, the St Louis turf Jug
gler and bookmaking trust, has been
putting over some raw ones on eastern
tracks. Celia was the real cause of
Governor Folks drastic action in st.
Louis. Why doesn't the Jockey club.
If it is the pure white souled body it
claims to be, come to life and tell
Celia where he can buy ticket back
home? Is the amount paid for the
privilege Of operating his books" so
big that the Jockey club (Which con-
trolls running racing In the east OAN-
NOT AFFORD TO LOSE TIT OF
course not. But maybe it is so big
that the Jockey club DOES NOT
WANT. TO LOSE IT.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
A bath cieanses the skin and ri

A bath cieanses the skin and rids
the pores of refuse. A bath makes fol-
better fellowship and citizenship. Not
only should the outside of the body
be cleansed, but occasional use of a
laxative or cathartic opens the bowels
and clears the system of effete matter
Best for this are DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. Pleasant little pills that dc
not grippe or sicken. Sold by all drug
gistS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
Good For Evil.

There are some people who turn gray.
but do not grow hOary; whose faces are
furrowed, but not wrinkled; whose
hearts are sore wounded in many
places, but are not dead. There Is a
youth that bids defiance to old age, and
there is kindness which laughs at the
worlds usage. These are they who
have returned good for evil. Whom
the gods love die young, and they die
young because they never grow old.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07

ACTRESS.
had no rights in THE Kreutzer Sonata
to dispose OF two years ago to Messra.
wagenhals e. Kemper at any other
time or t. any one else. When MessrS.
Wagenhals & Kemper produced This
Kreutzer Sonata in Chicago the owners
prepared TO take legal steps to restrain
further unauthorized performances of the
play.
The author. Gordin, sides with Wag-
enhals & Kemper and says:
Mr.. Fiske recently announced
through the press that no one in the
world has any rights to The Kreutzer
Sonata except himself. Even the au-
thor of the play must not presume to
set forth his claims. Such absolute
rights were said to be conferred upon
the rulers of the past by divine grace
of heaven Mr.. Fiske acquired his
rights by the grace OF his trusted as
sociate in the management of Miss
Kalich-one Mr.. Spachner.
"Mr. Fiske appropriateS my literary
property. my own work. and openly
consigns 1t to The Jungle He pro-
poses to make out of the tissue of my
brains and nerves 'sausa GEES for him
self and his co-mate, MIR. Spachner.
He is mistaken. however, if he thinks
he can do so with impunity.
my able lawyers will safeguard my
rights in the court of law. On my
part I intrust my case to higher court
to the court of honest public opinion
and social equity.
This piracy, which has passed from
the commercial world into the literary,
must be stopped"
ROBERT BUTLER. !
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
The Roundup -
By willie West
Sport Critic Dips HIS PEN In
Acid and Frees His
Mind.

I see that Fred A. Weack, the New
York sporting editor and near-athlete
has come out in defense of President
Harry c. Pulliam of the National
league Well, that serves Pulliam
right.
Gym" Bagley, the pugilistic author
ity, writer and near-humorist, also de-
tends Pulliam. That serves Pulliam
right too.
L. S.-Birds of a feather flock to-
gether.
The New York National baseball
management. through too much trick
cry, disappointed 1900 loyal rooters
recently and didn't return their money
when the game with Chicago was for
feited. Say, Jesse James was an anna
teur and Captain Kidd was only a mis-
guided philanthropist compared to this
performance. Even the national game
can't stand deals" like this.
Know a man by the company he
works for.
There are two kinds of really safe
bets-the kind you intended to make
and didn't and those that you decided
not to make at all.
did you go to the horse races in
PARISH 1 asked of a traveller.
mo- he replied, but I saw a close
race in Glasgow"
what race was thatT
1.-THE Scotch"
Adrian G.. Arson wants to be sheriff
of Cook county. Ill Anse has been
looking for trouble all his life and find
ing it, and if he gets the sheriff's job
he'll find more.
L see that eight amateur yachtsmen
were drowned in one day in New Jer-
sey waters recently. This is gloomy
record, but the plea of "contributory
negligence will relieve the gods of
wind and water of all blame.
The number of fool yachtsmen is
legion, and they all know it ALL" Tell
them to put in a reef and they say,
"Bacl, up, you're an old woman" Tell
them to take down all sail and anchor
in a thunderstorm and they say,
Were sailors, not corn shuckers.'
Tell them not to make fast the main
sheet in squally weather and they say,
Rats; four ton boat ii stand any
thing" Tell them not to run in on
the wrong side of a channel buoy and
they say, "Oh. there's always thirty or
forty feet OF good water inside
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
Long L. short on Youth.

Herman Long has been released by
the Toronto baseball club. The vet
sran could not get into playing form.
He has returned to his home in Chi
cago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07

The c., M. & st. Paul offers first class
train service to Chicago and Kansas
City, fro mthe tri-cities, sleeping car
reservations made to any point desir-
ed. For further information phone any
of their offices.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
Low One Way Rates.

From Aug. q until Oct. 81 the Roch
Island will sell one way tickets to Cal
ifornia points at rate of $31. Seattle
Portland and Tacoma, $50. Spokane
$3.50. For full information inquire
city ticket office, 1929 Second avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1906-09-07
Anarchist. a. Baseball Pitchers.

RUDE Waddell believes it would be
q clever stunt to go to Russia and sign
a number Of strong armed bomb throw
ers for the purpose Of converting them
into pitchers. He thinks that they
would be cool under fire.