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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
Short St.,

CHOSE HIS pvr.<
Indianapolis Star. smAl0
Senator Beverids. va. II.
VIGOROUSLY corrupt and =. ~
sihle capitalist. 4'''n>I
The man speak. r.,,
Beveridge. He pro.sll, msll,' ~
acted as he talked ,sa h. r
for hls goodness. Bn, You'd
the German who psar,.. I.' allE
u,a,1,f.i This German, with bIs 'S'' y "
walking beside a dean s,s. ~ ~
mer afternoon when =, stfeia
ping on a stone, fell ~ ~ YONG
have drowned but for ~, ~. ~
OF q youth. He. si,n we pTcc
shoes, plunged in, and SSp.as ss
minutes Of hard wort aef
safe ashore. A' pfouy<
The cid German ,.,,
ported. e'nsf \.
Noble minded youth j..
indeed owe you a asss ~
hundred Thousand msrs. rs oi
ter.s hand-choose. WS,.so ~ ~
The youth, who was s M
brave. thought 10 bims.riso 10 lesI
mes, me daughter he would sows s.'' !,
moments Q, ., hesitation, he rsS. my
! choose your daushsse nsae
= -, a wise choice said IL.
!, ! could MOI have given yas ~ \;
.nousena SI marks. for I an
coboler; but you shall, hss az
that gladly. Join hand.
and receive my blessins ~ a't
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
TO STAY-AT- HOMES.
Harper 5 Bazaar.

harper Bnz1r.
change OF air aud scene is very de-
slrdble but all Of us cannot have these
luXuries. Luxuries they are, though
there has grown UP an idea that they
are necessities. Let those OF us who
perforce stay at home console ourselves
with TWO reflections. First. that our
forefathers neyor dreamed OF shutting UP
and leaving their homes for weeks az a
time. and yet they lived In comfort and
died at a ripe old age. Second that
whether we get through tho summer
comfortably or not depends much more
on ourselves than on our surroundings.
A nervous, fretful woman Will let the
heat wear her out quite as much at the
mountains or seashore as II she had
never left home. a serene habit of mind
and determination to make the best OF
Things Will carry one triumphantly
through the hot days and over the weary
nights even II they must be spent among
bricks instead OF by rolling waves or
ruStllne trees,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
THE BOOZE THAT WAS.

Los Angeles Times.
The Mystery of a Hanson Cab is
mere drivel compared with the mystery
OF the disappearance Of nine two horse
drayloads OF liquor that is now shaking
San Francisco from the Preside to the
Mission and criss-cross the other way,
Ihis whiskey, now so much In ques-
ton, was known as RELIEF whlskey, and
indeed, IL may still be referred TO as
such for IL would be a relief 10 Gen
Grcely and the army to know what has
become OF 1t. On a fair day early in
June last there were nine great, creak
ing wagonloads OF this fire water sent
from army headquarters at the Preside
20 the warehouse OF the Board OF Health
In Jefferson Square. II was sent hnt
1t never got there. And nobody knows
where II did get or what got IL, There
Isn't trace or smell of It TO be found
anywhere
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
A BIT OF ALLEGORY.


She came toward me rather duoiously,
as though not sure OF her reception.
Who are your l asked
Truth she said
| npolosized for not having realized II.
Never mind she said. YEARLY.
hardly any one knows me. I'm always
having TO explain who I am, and lots of
people don't understand then"
a little later I met her as 7 thought,
again.
We'll. | shan't make any mistake this
time. | said How arc you Miss
TRUTH"
You are mislnformed.' she repliod
coldly; my name Is Libel"
But You are exactly like Truth" I
exclaimed-"exactly,
Hush" she said.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
NEED OF A REFORM STOVE.

NOW ! prk Sun.
Il wonder" Brooklyn woman said.
why the stove manufacturers do not
employ feminine talent TO assist in their
designing, What housekeeper wants is
plain lines instead OF curves and fligree
work that quickly I'LL up with blackIns
and soon give the. stove an untidy. not
to say horrid, look I wash my range
every morning with dish water ard
wipe IT with woolen rag rather than
have its crevices and corners and curves
clogged with blacking. think If men
who design stoves had to clean them we
should soon have n neat and sensible
kind OF stove architecture"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
MISTAKES IN MEASURING AGE


Age is not question Of years but OF
experience and of the effects thereof on
body, brain or heart. man may be
"old" at 30 or young at 70. The fact OF
measuring age in years leads to dismal
consequences. One who counts his years
becomes the victim OF a dreadful auto
suggestion. He thinks that he should be-
gin TO decline at 70 just because he Is
20, and not from any inherent reason.
80 he proceeds TO decline His vigor is
sapped by date. Perhaps il would he
well to abolish all records OF births and
never allow any one TO know his own
age in years.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
AUTHORITATIVE NEWS.

The official organ OF the Mormon
church Is pleased to learn from The
Tribune that President Joseph r Smith
has gone TO Europe Nearly one week
after this well informed journal sd.
vised the Latter-day Saints of the de.
psrture OF their revered prophet, seer,
and revelator to the delights of Paris
to escape from the arduous tolls Incl.
dent upon his business career in Zion.
the Deseret News prints the informa
ton on its front page, adding nothing
whatever TO The Tribune g account, bur
| merely relteratine the salient facts,
From time TO time it will be the 10y
full mission of this journal TO impart
further knowledge on this subject, and
such Mormons os take Tho Tribune Will
get their news at first hand and such
others viii beIatedly acquire the in
formation, skeletopized, through the of
hclal organ Of the church
The Deserct News is not at all sure
OF how long the president Will be gone.
It says that the trip is altogether in
definite as to the period of time il will
cover. Even now, and in 8 spirit of
journalistic fraternity, The Tribune re-
solves the doubts of the Deseret News:
President Smith will remain away so
long as his personal safety and the ex-
igencies Of the Smoot case shall re-
quire.
Why should this mystery have been
created and maintained around the
flight of the prophet, seer and revela.
tor! That is the question that Nor.
mons are asking each other. The an.
swers are varied, and two or three
stories have already gained currency
among the faithful.
One is TO the effect that a recent in.
crease in the census presents such
legal danger that it was thought well
TO get beyond the jurisdiction of courts.
The absence of the distinguished prin.
clpal cause of aggregated population
might tend TO quiet all talk on tho
subject, prevent the issuance Of war
rants, and take away much Of the sen.
sational character from the event; and
it would have been indiscreet to allow
the news of the self-imposed exile to
get out before place of refuge had
been reached
Still another story is that it is not
the prophet himself who has gone. but
some one else who personates him, and
that he remains here TO guide the des-
tinies of the good ship Zion-dwelling
in the seclusion of the Temple block
during the day and making nightly
when prying eyes are
closed or their vision obscurcd by dark
ness. IT is not surprising that this
yarn should have some popularity, par
ticularly among those who remember
the occurrences of the old underground
days-and nights.
Still another story is that the pro-
phet hns practically abdicated he
never intends to return to Utah while
the Gentiles are permitted to have any
sway here or while Gentle publica-
tions can be permitted to intrude upon
holy things and tell the wicked world
the inside facts of sacred prophetic
rule
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
ONE. TWO AND THREE Ask

A student just returned ilu"
versity sat down tc suppe'
father and mother. inies
served up
why" said the husband " y.
your supper is scanty'
treat your son more lloerang
LET US be content, oose, ~
since there are six eggs on ~
How" asked his ialn''
prove that" ..
Easily enough" he ansr
not one. two and three mas ,hs
II Will then" rejoinea ~
give one egg TO your moss
for myself. and you my OSs'
yourself to the rest.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
CURING A PAMPERED PET.
W Womans Home Companion.


Another clever veterinary had a sys-
tenn all his own. When he received an
overfed toy dog he would conslgn him
10 disused brick oven with a crust of
bread. an onion and an old boot When
the dog began TO guaw the bread the
anxious mistress was Informed that her
darling was doing nicely" When It
commenced operations on the onion
word was sent that the pet was "de-
cidedly better" but when the animal
tackled the boot. my lady was sratined
to hear that her precious pct was
ready TO be removed"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
STILL LEADING

ILL LEADING
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Heinrich Conreid. IN NJ, !.
metropolitan opera -houss -:
sicians' quarrel: 'a
How strange 1t IL that
Is harmony, should causs H..
sic often causes discorS ~ ~
native state, silesia. II nsss;,
duel. '
Two Silesians. seated IN .
began TO argue about the NM,
ner. The argument A W ~
grew heated. The upsbot
younger challenged the o,ds,1
q duel '
fght.
" No. no. he said, I rem.
you. The risks are not sou,i
see, are a bachelor. whereas !,
ried man with three chlld,..
you what 10 do. Go ret :,
walt till you've a family as IN,
Then. when our risks ara 4;
and challenge me again +
The younger man complIes'
ried. Three years passed s,l
three years later. he went. 4,
by a nuTsemald, 10 hIs
house,
Here I am he said a,
wife is at home. In this "a,
three children. Now for oor'
But the older man shook n
Not yet. awhile he uH
five now. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE MONDAY MORNING. JULY 3d. 1906

popularity in the expectation that he
will be able TO guide the Democracy in
the several States away from the whirl.
pools. And the reawakening of Bryan
ism is so sudden and somewhat hysteri-
cal that all emotion in his behalf is
likely to exhaust itself before he can
become an effective force
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

John Henry Smith is Senator Smoot' g
senior in the quorum; and he has been
aching TO teach to Senator Smoot the
lesson of ecclesiastical subordination.
1t is the popular opinion that thero will
be things doing at church headquarters
if President Joseph +. Smith shau re-
main away indefinitely.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
ENTERTAINING SISTER


New York Herald.
While the swain was szet
parlor for his lnamorata ID
younger sister yentured iniu q
entertain the caller.
"Sister'll be down soon. W.
she said. Say. can you teIl|
a door is not a door,"
The young man looked sufpfi|
ancient conundrum. M
That's a chestnut" he EaIa
IS not a door when +: Is a jaf ,
That's right" said the ID
gleefully. Now, here's anc,l
makes more noise than q 81
Little girl" interrupted 4
man somewhat testify. why N
ing me TO guess those old q
why, to entertain you 4
comes In. Isn't that the way
TO you when she's bere?"
What makes you think s5i'
young man.
she told ma that you hti
several times, bur that she s1|
keep you guessing even
called"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Sundays will probably be the best
days IN tho Smoot headquarters in the
Federal building, as there will be no
official matters then TO interfere with
important business
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
COL. CHINN'S WARDz0

Pittsburg Press.
while / was back home q
to Harrodsburg." said the q
Colonel who had just arrived
way, IL saw Jack Chinn. d: \
the eve of stahtin' 10 Cineinn1I
ried with him a ye'y lagb yaIH
Mus be goin' to stay gulu
jack says !.
'Why? says he.
Frum the size OF youah Tl
I. with an inclination Of man D
direction. so many clocs.'
'Cloes, huh" says Jaez
shushly. 'Cloes, Nah cloea
back. Kunnel. What's coniaue
heah valise you menshun Is tl
OF the 5es' whisky and one con
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

1t was hardly necessary for the Gov
ernment to withdraw coal lands to
avoid their improper entry, as very
conscientious feeling prevails regard.
ing such lands
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Having appeared as such great
friend of peace in London. Mr.. BRYAN
will be considered very inconsistent by
the trusts if when he returns he re.
news his warfare against them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
COULD BE TRUSTED
Pittsburg Gazette. ,.u

Pittsburg Gazette. ~
or Marshall Field III. tns ~,
In the world, an amusins s
Gently told at Lakewood ne "A
The boy. according 70 "a Ist1r
preached an old lady 10 o
let and said TO her, .
"Can you crack nuts -. na|
"No, my dear. l can ,ns sss,5'
piled. II lost all my teeth ~
Then" said the little VSsIt1
two hands full OF walnu'o. INA 4
these while j so and get
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
For COLLEGE GIRl&

The late Paul Lawrence ~
to like TO joke about the ni6''
ton OF women.
In one OF his lectures. aan'
in June, Mr.. Dunbar said;
"a lady, on sultry SUD
noon. called on some fr1enoH
buzzed along briskly, fans va. :.1
daughter Of the house KEEP. W.,
comfortably. frowning' and e.
smothered exclamatlons OF
Finally. with an impatient s'SA
and left the room.
Your daughter, said Wv
seems to be suffering from ss ~
No. said the hostess =.
back homo from college, anu
fering from the family s
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Now that he has large farm, whore
there is much work to be done. Prof
Tanner may find it moro than ever do.
sirable to have additional wives.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

When some church officials in Idaho
heard that they were going to support
Mr., Borah, they may have been as much
surprised as anybody.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Robbers will have to be more ac-
tive if they wish to enjoy the good
will of certain opponents Of the city
authorities
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
1BsEN's VIEW

"The late Henrik Ihsen; ns
zine editor, was once asAS a
Americans. ,,,rs. II
Well said Iossn' s,ssrjo
idea that the average ller 4
Eve or six months old SITE W 10
lap and eyes his own craa's' A. ID
can't Invent better one, ~
Esst some Improvement
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Some members Of the Legislature,
wishing to do the State as much good
as possible if an extra session is
called, may be already thinking up a
few speeches.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

After seeing the circus to be here
this week, Governor Cutler may con-
clude that it is not necessary to call an
extra session Of the Legislature.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

The practice of wasting water Is so
popular with many, that it will prob
ably require more than few words Of
warning to cause them to give it up.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Besides, Apostle Smoot has to con-
slider whether, if the Legislators were
assembled, he would have time to do
their work for them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
FROM THE JoKEMAKBRs

First Stylish Lady-Oh. dear, I've lost
my pocketbook.
second Stylish Lady-Did il have any
money in it, or were you inst shonninao
American Spectator.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Apostle Smoot will of course see that
it would not be right to convene the
Legislature unless n session could do
his cause some good
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

If the Legislature is called, Logan
can explain that its opposition to an
extra session was not due to any lack
Of confidence in its members
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Mr.. Howell would be sorry in case
anything happened to the Agricultural
college, not to have the consolation Of
another term in Congress.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

However, some Democrats will as
sumo that they are going to vote the
Republican ticket as usual, just as if
President Smith were here.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Mr.. Brady is more than ever con.
vinced that it would be wrong to name
q candidate for Senator at Pocatello.
Mr.. Borah being in the lead.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

There is plenty of water for proper
use, but that is much less than enough,
as some critics Of the administration
see it,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

admit that il would be a much greater
mistake not TO renominote him for
Governor
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Almost any purchaser of grazing land
might be greatly shocked now If he ran
across a fine vein of coal on his prop.
erty.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
A BAD DEHT

Tho MOSQUITO lit on the sleeping man,
And looked for place TO drill
The world owes mo a living he snid
And at once sent in his bill
Baltimore American
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Ladies have discovered at the street
crossings how there could be a great
saving Of city water.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Prof. Tanner enters upon his career
as farmer in Alberta with consider
able experience in raising families.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

uncle Jtm-Yais. chile, l reckon Pse
been around most evywhar.
Little Rastus--Has 20 evah been in
heaben, Uncle Jim?
oncle Jlm-1ais, chile; twlce-de day T
git married and dc day 4-1l-A done come
out.-Puck,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

While Governor Gooding may think
il would be unwise 10 nominate a can.
dldate for Senator, he would have to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30
TROUBLE FOR NOTHING

Now York Press.
To smuggle a human skeleton into
canada from Detroit, n medical student
dressed # In female attire and, seating
II by his side In buggy, crossed over
the boundary line. After he got safely
Into his house no learned that there Ia
no customs duty on skeletons.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Miranda don't care If he does own IN
auto and Il steam yacht | won't marry
him. Why. he's regular fat.
Mrs. Matchmaker-YeS, dear, but fats
with all the modern improvements arc
very desirable-Life
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

He latter long silence)-I am ouits
impatient to know how things are deveI :
oping in Russia.
She tsarcastically)-If you don't mind
can find out by the morning panorIR,I
timore American
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

Church-Is the janitor OF your nat kind
TO children?
Sotham-oh, very kind. Why, he won't
let em live In the same mats with him,
-Yonkers Statesman
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-30

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une Publishing Company.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-06
TWO NEW CORPORATIONS.

Kiernan Printing Company and Artifi-
 cial Stone Firm File Papers. Aggregta
 Capital $5OOOO.
 Two local corporations sent their first papers to the capitol at Hartford yes- terday. They are the Kiernan Printing company at Grand avenue and Artizan street, and the Anglo American Artifi- oial Stone company.
 The former is capitalized at S10,00O and will engage in printing, bookbind- ing and publishing and other lines of this trade. William F. Kiernan, Charles J. Gerard, Edward Meriman and Frank Van Dyke are the incorporators. The capital of the Artificial Stone company is $50,OOO and it will manufac ture, buy and deal in all building ma terials. Representatives of these com panies seen yesterday said that organi- zation would be completed in a few days.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-03-06
FUNERAL OF GEORGE W. BEACH.
Many Prominent Men Present.

Many Prominent Men Present. Waterbury, March 5.-TEae funeral of the late George W. Beach was held from the family residence, 29 Cliff street, at 3 o'clock this afternoon. The officiating clergymen were Rev. Joseph Anderson, D. D., pastor emiritus, and the Rev. Charles A. Dinsmore, D. D., pastor of the First church. The Rev. w. w. BoWdish, D. D.. of Brooklyn, N. r., formerly pastor of the First Metho- dist church in this city, offered prayer Two hymns were sung by the Second Congregational church quartette. The pallbearers were F. L. Frishe, w. E Fuller, F. B. Hoadley, and Alexander Dallas of this city and o. M. Shepard of W. M. Waterbury of New Haven. Interment was in the family plot at Riverside. Many prominent men at tended
 The condition of Mrs. Beach's health made it impossible to hold anything ap- preaching a public funeral. This the family greatly regretted because of the large number of railroad men who were anxious to pay last sad tribute to their old employer, fellow worker and friend.
 MT. and Mrs Andrew Y. Beach, MT. and Mrs. sharon D. Beach, MT. and Mrs. Theodore B. Beach, sharon M., Ralph, Miss J. Mabel and Miss Olive Beach, MT. and Mrs, c. J. Faber, and MT. and Mrs, c. s. Boies of Seymour were present.
 In Seymour the s. Y. Beach Paper company, and the store of Andrew Y. Beach were closed this afternoon out of respect to MT. Beach's memory.