The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-06-01
SNAP SHOTS

reform the reformcrs.
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THE Peever iil 1T has a new head,
and is much improved 1heieby
GROVER GLEN ELAND doesn't think
much of the average ne ~spapcr. He
must patronize IA clipping bureau.
THE advice about keeping ones
dooryard clean is worthy OF Toe .ns
followed both literally and hgurat-
lively.
The Mimic Journal trlteiy remarks
that a CRATER Is reformer who is 10,
while Il reformer is CRATER VIII" is
out. -Hank'nson News.
The American hen is the champion |,
muck raker and has commenced busi- |
ness In newly planted gardens. This
sort OF muck raker breaks up neigh
borhuods and ought to he arrested
and shut up.
We have received COPY of the
Nelga Tribune, 10y Alfred Horton
with the wrapper all marked W with
KS. Betchtr life We'll Bro.
Horton, with AS good ray as the
Trib.
TIE immortal Colonel Sellers re-
marked, ''Yours for the constitution
and a big appropriations" The South
DAKOTA insurgents have paraphrased
the colonel and will move on Sioux
Falls with the slogan inscribed on
their banners 'sY ours for reform and
fat office.
THE Huron IIurouite says that q,
H. Casslll, the insulgent candidate
for state treasurer, lost the delega-
ton from Hudson his former home
because he umplred ball game there
three years age. Gee, why didn't
someone think to get David Eastman
to umpire several games OF ball in
Roberts County?
If, perchance, copy of this paper
should fall into the hands Of any who
are IN search of new iocation-a
place where church, school and social
advantages are given emphasis, and
where you can live out your allotted
number of years without fear of pes
thence or famine, we say, like one uf
do thee good,n without emphasis On
on the "do."
THEW do say that Patsy McNulty
has got his eye sot on a seat III con-
gress since the insurgents have won
the state. Patsy is firm believer in
the old adage, 'sshoot at the sun,
even tho he doesn't expect to hit
more than the top of tree But,
seriously, If the Insurgents have won
out IN the state, aud as Roberts
county was the nucleus of the in
surgency and the first organized
county, 1t ought to be recognized il
sthe state con yention and we hope tn,
boys will 60 ia and carry off the hon
ors. s'Take all in sight and hustl
for more is our motto, andsif Pats.
can land congressman or attorne
general, let him have it. Not that W
love Patsy more-for he is just til
same old Patsy that he was when h
sued us for criminal libel
changed bit-but we want to Sc
Roberts county get all 1t can.
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THE Veblen Advance hands Bro
Emerson the following hot one:
"We are pleased to note that th
editor Of the Sisseton Banner, VIII
catered to the Machine until he S,
cured the insurance statements an
then Topped on the eve OF the pr
maries, was hurting his hat skywal
in his last issue over what he assure
his readers was statewide .'insu
gent victory" And yet these eleyent
hour conversions and death-bed r
pentances are things that as ru
4 don't impress sensible people vel
favorably. Excuse our French, BIZ
r., n you discover any. 1t was on
D. short time ago that the Sisseto
journalist was Gliding Us for what /
evidently tried to imsgine was 1 wesl