The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-01-13

| Aleshire.
sECTIoNI.
This skit has been done
With malice toward none,
Not even the old Golden Calf
IL your goodwill we've won,
With our fricasseed fun.
We're content to win by laugh.
HUMPTY AND THE BOSS.
"Head Hissers in the Snake House"
Chez! but them Wall Street Sep
arators has got nerve to call Mister
lawson Spider-web Speiler. He
ain't chink laundry ticket in a pink
shirt factory side of them. They don't
do thing to you but Annex all you
got and then wire the News to mother
in-law.
How do l know?
Didn't onct work in a Stomach
cure Foundry that old ROCKEFELLER
bought out, and amt bin Lawson's
Head Hurry-boy since let the West
ern Union print me name on their
door knob?
II puts me to the Laughing Gas
when I hear them Willie-Wises chin
about the high-man money game.
They amt Next no more than a bow
legged billy goat at head-push horse
show.
There's only one eighteen-karat
Gold Fish in the Coin Aquarium just
now, and that's me close friend, Thorn
as Solar-Plexus Lawson.
The first time l seen him was when
i delivered a Gas-stove message from
Col. Bill Greene about his coming to
Boston to shoot the shingles or the
Bosss Brain Barn. ! whizzed up 10
his door in me Two-cah Panthard
Bubble and sent In me card by meself.
The Soda-Water Sammy who shuffies
Boss is out when he's in. and sorry
for 1t, was ratified about something
and sent me straight to the Captains
ONCE.
had seen q bunch of first-money
| Gazeepers like John Soakem Sulli-
| van, Cassie Borrow Chadwick. Di-
vorce-Bill Cody, and was keen to put
me Lamps on Lawson.
l. walked up to him like a cop on
pay day and pushed the telegram in
his right init. He gave me a far
Rockaway look with Hetty. Green
| smile as he uncanned the message.
| I held me cap in me hand while he
read 1t, and in minute he went up
in the air to beat Subway dago on
| top of blast. He made motions
| that put Jitsoo to the Milk Toast, and
l fC xroo duo hn a
as a police captain talking fire works
| to his men.
was rubbering for a cyclone eel
lar when he began to write his come
back; but 1t must have beeen raining
in Mexico, as the bull fight didn't
come of.
In about three squirts of settler
bottle he passed me his reply and l
skated out of the place like fly what
had got too busy with bald head.
| On me run back to the office read
the paper, and it was his way:
Dear Bill-Welcome to Dream
1 hurst. Come early and avoid the
rush. You don't say whether your
weapon is Dope gun, or one for ex-
terminating Insects. In either case
may suggest that you try 1t on Your
self. as my Dog is now quite well,
| thank you.
Yours, until the next time.
LAWSON"
| On the level now, do you think
| them Scrambled-oil Wine Openers
could grease up Wire like that?
II wasn't till after had carried a
lot OF Cholera.mixture Messages for
| him that he gave me the Happy High
Sign and handed me Heart-to-heart.
One morning when the weather
was wefnerwurst than Sasaprilla at q
Hibernian Picnic. l goes to him with
| wire from his right bower. Jack
| Croach, asking about sending any
more fake kilograms from New York
| in the name of prominent people, and
he turns to me with this:
well, young man, how Is your
friend, Mister ROCKEFELLER, this morn.
ing? What do you think Of Bible
Class Preferred? How would you
like to be the Oil Mani"
| know'd he was guying me. and
quick as a fiashlight OF Russell Sage
taking money, I sed;
ME for you, Mister Lawson.
You're the real Boston Bunker-hill
Cream Puff. You're making them
Highbinders look like an Uncle Sam
toy terrier with Philippine tin can
tied to his Tab"
Then you think they're on the
run, do your"
"Shure, Mike" seq I, haven't they
hired Talk-tosser with Shamrock
name to throw Word Bombs at youl
Didn't Mister Rogers go to Europe to
let his coppers cool on, and didn't
Rockyfeller's Kid go acrost too
after handing his bunch Of White
/ Mice Doogooders flock of Yarn
| Notices to eat while he was gomez"