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New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
LITTLE BEATS ANDERSON.
Record Entry in National Laron
Tennis Contests at NesUport.

Newnort r T. AuE g-Despise uuravoreble
weather conditions an excellent beginning was
made to-day .n wedding out the record breaking
list OF contestants n the opening round OF the Ma
tionaI Lawn Tennis Championship in singles
There were nfty-three matches the list In the
first round of the singles tournament and all but
one were decided before the play closed for the day
The committee favored. however in having the
use OF the championship court, where usually on
the first day the doubles contest between the East
and the West consumes several hours. Today
however, the default OF waidner and Emerson or
the West, TO Hackett and Alexander, OF the casts
gave room for the singles match between x. ID.
Little ana r. c. Anderson.
This contest was decided IN Isi.ties favor In
straight SETS s-s, Ga, SIS. Both are wen known
players. Little having captained the American
team 20 England this year. while Anderson was
chairman of the committee that picked the team.
Anderson made fine rally in the last SET out
the steadiness OF his opponent gave Little the
match.
Neither the opponents Of Larned nor Behr ap-
peared and the two viii meet tomorrow In tfss
second round.
There were few surprises to-day, the picked men
winning with more or less ease. The match be-
tween the two Longwood players. l. c. Wright a
brother of the champion, and n. W. Miles, ATTRACT
ed considerable attention, and much harder con"
test was anticipated for Wright won In straight
SETS 7-5, e-1, 6-2.
Clothier won his way into the second uIad with
out difficulty in his match with Il A Maohinney
OF Providence, and Hackott, Of New York. was also
successful in his contest with g. J. Eame4.
The feature tomorrow will be the chehenss
match in doubles Eackett and Alexander playing
tho present ttlehoIders, Ward and Wright at 1850
on the exhibition court An hour previous 10 the
doubles event. however, the committee Will Try 70
start the Larned-Behr contest on what IS known
ss the clubhouse court and this match will prob
ably hold most Of the crowd, for hard fought
battle is anticipated.
When the playing closed to-day all but one OF tho
hfty-three matches in the first round had peon
Settled There were, however, twenty-five defaults
an the arst round The summary follows:
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
NASSAU ACCEPTS CHALLENGE.
Race with NOnpareil 0arsmen To Be Held
This Evening.

It was learned yesterday that the Nassau Boat
Club pair-oared crew. which was beaten by the
Nonpareil Boat Club, has accepted q challenge
from the latter club The race will be rowed al 6
o'clock tonight on the Harlem River The OUT
como OF the contest is the result of the Nassau
Boat Club believing that its crew was much the
better and should have won the race on lake
Qunsigamond. - -N'
1t has not been definitely settled whether the
course Will be straightaway or a turn race and
VIII not be known until both go to the start
Ing line tonight.
The winner is to receive a blue ribbon The
crews are made up follows: Nonpariel-Strore
Frederick c. Bakas; bow Charles SteinltaTn1'
Nas5au-Stroke John C. Herbert; bow. John f.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
UNHURT BY BEING RUN OVER.
Car Pins Down Girl-Physicians Find No
Injury When She Is Released.

Grace Kaufman. 1ve years old of No 1862 MadI-
son avenue, was crossing 10th street last night
when northbound Madison avenue car struck her
and knocked her down. The car ran over her. and
all who saw tho accident thought the child must
have been killed. although she made no outcrv
The mOtorman stopped the car as quickly as nos
sible. and a crowd gathered at once
II was seen that the child had sliDned l,pder the
tender. and she seemed to be wedged between the
Ioer%ard trucks. While the car was being lifted the
chiidS parents came, and, soon as the chid ,,aC
taken out, Mr.. Kaufman teephoned for DR. Uoro.
WitI NO. 1885 Madison avenue. On examining the
girl Dr. Horowftz said he could not ind that she
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

York by The grace OF God frea and irts1s.ss..
Supplemental Citation TO Rosine Eopple. Chrls1A
Heide Johann Georg Fauth and Johannes FSutl t3ssA
the heirs and next or kin OF Michael Fauth o-es4e
send Ereeting: Whereas. Johanna Fauth. OF the ~ V
New York has lately applied TO the Susrosefes go.
our County OF New York 70 have certain tnSFula--
writing. relating 20 both real and personal properly
proved as the iast VIII and Testament Of Nch2s. a.
tate or the County OF New York. deceased. tleIelt
ana each OF you are cited 20 appear before TIE $3.50
0I our County OF New York at his once IN the Ce-.N
New York on the 11th day OF September, ols te.ss-
nine hundred and six at halfpast ten O'Clock 10 ~
noon OF that day. then pl1--
the said last VIII and Testament And such q -
are hereby cited. as under the age Of rSa- -
years are required to appear by your guardian q -
nave one or Il you have uone. TO appear ana sp ~ =
one 70 be appointed. n the Of your ues--
failure 70 do guardian viii be appointed y -
surrogate 20 represent and act you IN the pro
~ testmony whereof We have caused the Seal os q.
SurTogateS Court OF the said County cf New NolS u
1ereunto aftXeo- Witness. Hon ARNEE c. IEuat.,-
surrosate OF our said County OF New YoFk e s.
county the 10th day OG July. the yoar of or -
ClA s. one thousand nlna hundred and
DANIEL J. DOWDNEts.
Clerk of the Surrogate'S Colzt
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
JAIL FOR SWEARING IN COURT.

Ambrose J. DAILY. OF No. 100 Gold street. Broolsiyn
was 10 spend ten days in Jail for sweartng in
tle Adams Street police court yesterday. He had
boen arrested with Andrew Tiffany, OF No l32 Gold
street. for fighting Tiffany was discharged but
Daly was held for throwing water on some child
spectators. The charge made by Officer Green.
You are a Iiari" yelled the prisoner.
Magistrate Dooley Immediately adjourned tho
original hearing and committed tho man Tor dis
orderly ccnduos IN court
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
sUPERBAs LOSE TO PIRATES.

Pittsburs Aug. A.-With the SCORE 90 against
them the Pirates tied the SCORE IN the ninth m
ming and won out In the tenth, II was the most
sensational finish Of the season Stricklett was
effective up. to the ninth inning. when Pittsburg
made six OF their fifteen hits and scored runs
In the tenth singles by Sheehan and Phelps and a
wild throw by Casey gave Pittsburg the winning
run The scOra fOllOWs:
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
Citations.
TVHE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF new

York. by the grace of God. frse auG iaasss-1sn:.
20 William Norman West. James Oliver West, 6ol.s1
IGaT West Emily Aug1sca Johnson FIoFslcs J1s51-s
johnson. Joseph West Johnson Francis = Joslsc1 81
Wallace c. johnson. Stephen s. Johnson IT,, Jzus J1-
SON. and 20 al other persons interested n the j.
seph West late Of the County OF New York. Gesas=
creditors, legareeS. Ein Otherwise ssld ss
You and each Ct you hereby cited sn1 rssE& pa-
so1aly 20 os and appear before SuETO.17 q t-s
County OF New York at the SUEZQsataS Ca--, q 81.
County. held Gc the County Court House n tls C-g
Ot New York. the 18th day OF Septamhss. 800 a:
half-past ten O'Clock in the forenoon of that dy. s
ana there attend the 5udcial settlement OF the
OF the proceedings OF Francis E JOhnson and gs,s
A. johnson, trustees OF certain expressed ts e-A,
by the last will and testament of said deceased al4
OF you as are hereby cited as are under the sss Of
one years arc required 20 appear by gua---l ].
You have one if you have none. appear an- a.l
Cor to be appointed the OF your rss~:
or failure to do guardian viii be appointed D! -
surrogate 70 represent and act for IN the peee
In testimony whereof We have caused the seal e. -
Surrogate's Court OF the sad County q Asz
J. S. York to be hersUnto Affixed Witness. -,
ABNER c THOMAS, q Surrcgats O. c-- -
County. az the county OF New York the 2Ith day q @
IN the year OF our Lord thousand nine hulaLe a.
SIX. DANIEL J. DOWQ&1t.
Clerk OF The Surros1les l--.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
RICHARDSON HAS ToNsILITIs.

Bourne End, England Aug. 21.-Dr. Manahan now
considers it improbable that either Richardson or
Glass will be able to in the Harvard boat In
the approaching with Cambridge. Richardson
is suffering from tonsilits.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
PITCHER DOYLE FOR YANKEES.

Terre Haute. Ind, Aug. 2l-The Wheeling Cen
tral League Club to-day sold Pitcher Joe Doyle t
the New York American League Club. The pric
paid IS said 20 have been $500
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
vANpERsILTvs HORSES swIN.

Deauville. France. Aug. Civ. x vanderbilt's
Acadia won the PTix Conseil General and his Sec
ond Sight won the Prix Tongues az the races here
TO-DAY.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
.Rattsd for Amss IN ninth.

Shiosss ;:................-.e SS996S9 =
Left on basss-Chicago 9; New York T. TEo-oase hits
King McGann, Dahlen ThreeTbese ht-Slesle SaeFt~
fce hts-ShecSard Tinker Brown. Browne Stolen base
-Evers Double play-Dah1en Smith and DcVlin Struck
out-By Browne a; by Ames. 8 Bases on ealls-OS
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

n q Townsend defeated c. B. Bradley. 6-I ~
g. =. s. Dabney, 81, d.
Is, 81; J. D. E. Jones defeated +" +. IorFeI q
0-I 90: s. Seabury defeated T. C. Trask ~. W
ca 90: 7 r. Carpenter defeated c. Carmchael, ~
6-l 6-l A. Sweetser defeated p. S Schuyler b-t' S-
% 81 81: J. o. Ames defeated J. r. Read, %
s-6 G-I; J r. PeIl defeated c. Y. simmons 81 ~
e-s: C.. o. defeated w B. Bennett 6-4 ~ o-S
6-s. So W P Burden defeated S. Prescott 0-@I %
60: T. O. Townsend defeated D. A. Frank jF 0-S'
w J. CIothier defeated H. A. Machinery, Ga. 80
6-1; D. Noblit jr.. defeated Charles Lanier 3F 90
81: N Nolit, jr, defeated Charles Lanier 1r 6-S'
"a 60 r. V. Page defeated F r. Budlong 7E5. -
6-3: f. Catlin defeated Benjamin ThaT. jr. 90
O. 60; W. P. Garter defeated II Norris 81 S-S
6-1; 1 C. Wright defeated N w. Miles, ID 6-l, 90
A l. Hoslins defeated J. 6. DaTraggh 6cO1eec2 80
FosdicA defeated A H - Barnard 80. 20 e-5: e 2.
Goodfellow defeated r Nevns. lr eo8 81 eo1 A. G.
Way defeated L. S. Freeman. 10, 2-6 Ga, 90; W.
Spencer defeated A schwartz 6-s; 63l g. 69l r D
ai, Haestt defeated ,5, G. T Games Gan 6
Gross defeated S. NJ Peacock c. 6-1, 6-S; r. Leroy
defeated R. T. Townsend. e., 6-4s s-6
The following won by default: A. G. Thatcher, S.
Henshaw D. F. Appleton. %, F, g. AIahOney; T,
FosdieI, T. s, Hawk, r, {. AgaSgiz, F; suil9-
way, K. II. Bellr, w. A LaTned, II. J. Holt A 9.
Foster. " F. Johnson Il X B. & &RegistsT, IS W ;,oss 0D
brook and F. II. Rowland
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

Totals =. Al Is 30 1 Totals .....sT et2T "a 8
sRatted for Ieifeld ninth. fBatted Bergen N
tNobody wren winning scored.
PittsbuTg ................ o o Q o o O Q IS
Brooklyn .......-........ o 8 o o o o o 8 OF
Earned runs-PittsbuTg. Brooklyn. Two-base hits
Wagner. Phelps. Three-base hit-0Ieier. Home run
Stolen base-W0gner Double plays-VVasner
and Neaon Sheehan. NealOn and Sheehan 0aloney and
Aperman. base ballS-On Lelfield
lett O. Off Mcintyre. Hit by pitched baIl-By Ialaed
Casey Struck Out-By Leihsld g. by striclett l. left
bases-Pttsburg. .; Brooklyn Hits-Os Nal6eld
innings Philippe, in I inning: OF StricEetf
Is in innings; of Mcintyre. in inning. Time.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
STATE LEAGUE REsULTs.

At Syracuse-Syracuse. 4; Wkes-Barre first rarneA
At Troy-Troy Utica (rain)
AT Observation-Disclosures VS. Scranton (rain)
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
RosToN. 5: pETRoIT. =

delphia. Bender and Schrock Umpire. O'IOughll1
Second game postponed. rain.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Giants Defeated Again by Cubs an
Last Game of Series.

NATIONAL LEAGUE GAMES TO-DAY.
New York at PittsSgEg & &Philees 2 e. az s GSS-so-
Brooklyn AZ Cincinnati lHost0A a. o~ NDN.
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY.
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Chicago 8, New York 2. lPittsburs. 81 sEooklyn Z.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Rain PreUents Yankee and Chicago
Game-DOubIe Header To-dag.
AMERICAN LEAGUE GAMES TODAY.
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY.

Chicago at New York Ctwo ST. Louis az Philadsusfa
gamesl. Cleveland az washington
Detroit at Boston.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

AMERICAN LEAGUE
Chicago New York (rain Boston <. TDosross
Cleveland @ Washington O ST. Louis I. PhilS6sIDby.
(frst drgtx
Washington 2; Cleveland, St Louis vs. PbIIasalrb,a
Second game t=econd game. rainO
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
EASTERN LEAGUE.

RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY.
Baltimore s. Buffalo 2 Newark Montreal vNs1
Jersey City Rochester, EToVidence IoEolto w"
(Wet grounds. eFoundsl-
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

Sir Russell easily
race Belle OF Peques could
sd upward: 5000 added; ma
81 driving Time. Winner by
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING

The game scheduled between the EIghlanders and
Chicago at American League Park yesterday was
postponed account OF wet grounds The teams
Will play double header to-day
SENATORS SPLIT EVEN.
40 Washington:
(First game)
WASHINGTON 0 900 90
cleveland ............ 0 o 0 O-9 Q 0
Batteries-Clsveland. Rhoades and HemIs: Wash
lngton, Hughes and Warner.
Second game)
R.HE
Cleveland ........... 0 0 8 8 0 / 0-I 2
Batteries Washington. Patten and Wakefield:
Cleveland, Hess and BuelOw. Umpire Connolly.
ST. LOUIS AND PHILADELPHIA.
As Philadelphia:
=. RHR
81 Louis ........s.......... 0 IL
thiladeAphit o o 0-i D
Called end OF seventh INNING rain.)
Batteries-St Louis. Howell and Spencer; Fhila-
Baseball To-day Two games. First game called
y ~ american League HaTA. n. x. A11sglsau. y.
Chicago
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

Baseball To-day Two games. First game called 9
Chicago. -
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

AZ Boston:
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

Yankee strong just managed To noe Do Mn
Ball had speed but In the hndld drive. ~ -N
ATH RACE.-TIIE MERCHANTS AND CITIZENS HANDrC
# anteed; mile
'- -
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
NEW JERSEY.
Marlbercugb= Elsnheim

ATLANTIC CITx. n u
HOTEL RUDOLF, p;4sS,Tt Asl9Rtio ,. CITY: Va
Capacity. 1000 American ana ESsrooes2 TIN.
water tathss private 'phoneas orchestra. ~ -
CHAS- r. NTERS o,,.
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22

getting start all the So
improvement Outcome had no speed. - -
Eth RAcEsongi upward; 5000 adde.
- easily Time 1:6I1. Winner br. h. sain-Ada Raese
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
SARATOGA ENTRIES FOR TODAY.

sEcOeD RACESteeplechase; selling FOR four-yea<~ol
and upward; s6OO added: the short course about "
New-York tribune., 1906-08-22
Hnrnn nnh ara.

O
Tl aAcgSs mss0sPs % Ola gDyard $500
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01

A stray COW. picked up by the po-
lice on the South Side. nearly put the
officer out of business and created lots
OF fun for the urchins in the neigh
borhood. The COW was captured by
the newly appointed subpoliceman,
and, wishing TO distinguish himself
by an arrest, he determined to take
the bovine TO the station house. Pro-
curing a rope. he fastened it to her
horns and started down Cottage Grove
avenue. The thoroughfare was slip
perry from n rainstorm. and in a iffy
the policeman was sliding down the
asphalt on his stomach. with the cow
on a dead run. The officer was game
and hung on to his captive for
square. when the boys headed the ami
NAL of. He landed his prisoner and
then begged or for the night to clean
Inter Ocean.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01

Miss Adelbert had just returned
from vacation spent at tiny village
on the Maine coast. In recounting her
experiences she talked somewhat for
the benefit Of cousin, quiet person,
who was visiting her city relatives for
the first time In many years.
There was just one store in the
place." said Miss Adelbert, land they
kept everything, that is, everything
they had to keep.
"One day l went in to buy some
soap, and just on a venture asked the
clerk If they had Browning. He stared
at me second, then went Off and
looked under the counters and on the
shelves.
Presently he came back and said,
No, miss, we amt got none We got
blacking, an we got bluing, an we got
whiting, but we amt got a bit O.
browning in the store"
Miss Adelbert had to make several
protests to assure her audience that
this really happened. Finally the cous-
in asked, gravely, But. Cousin Bert,
why didn't you say varnish In the first
place."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01
A COLLEGE GIRLS SUNDAY.
She DOdEes Church and DevOtes
Her Time to Odd Jobs.

Sho DOdges Church and DeVOtex
Her Time to Odd Jobs.
THE church of the future Is to be
"omanless as well as manless, judg-
ing from the Women's colleges" said
the dean Of woman's college, accord
ing to the New York Press, "for it Is
only by the strictest discipline that
we can induce the girls to attend
church. They have all sorts of ex-
cuses why they should not attend di-
vine worship and it's wonderful how
many headaches develop Sunday morn
Ing. Almost every woman's college
demands a church record from every
student and it is only by keeping them
under our thumbs in this way that we
can be sure of their ever hearing a ser
mon during their college course. The
college maiden's disinclinatiOn to
church worship is not due to an ire
ligious spirit, but it's because she
wants the day absolutely to herself to
rest, to dream, to write letters home,
to do the thousand and one things for
which there Is little time on reclta-
ton days.
Many girls look forward to Sunday
as the day when they may indulge ID
the luxury Of late rising. They won't
get up until 8 Or 0:30, and then they
get chatting dish breakfast in their
rooms They say 1t rests them per-
fectly and puts them in the proper con-
dition for the rush and grind which be-
gins the next day. There are rumors
that some Of the students take Sunday
rs a mending day and, Of course, such
practice would be stopped at once il
We only had actual proofs OF it; but
such proofs are difficult to get Some
times 1t looks suspicious II a skirt
binding which has been ripped all the
week appears nicely sewed on Monday
morning, but there is no reason why
the sewing might not have been done
Saturday afternoon or evening.
Sunday the girls like to forget that
they are In college and become merely
the eternal feminine. They lay in a
stock Of good things on Saturday and
invite two or three friends In to take
supper with them Sunday evening.
They wash out their handkerchiefs !
and stocks and clean their gloves. |
They get spots out of their skirts and |
straighten out their bureau drawers. !
They rearrange the furniture In their |
rooms so that it will look less monoto-
nous. They 60 to call on some Of the
town people They revel in a kimono
N the morning, because, they say, they
are obliged to get into togs' every 9th
ar day in the week. They read popu-
ar fiction Of the day and discuss the
marriage question.
Sometimes they take long walks,
)ut these walks are always attended
" Sunday decorum and there is never
my junketing Sunday. They seem to
appreciate more the beauties Of ma
ure on that day and think less about
Iutumn leaves making gorgeous
decoration for the sophomore Dance
II about the perfectly grand fried
hicken and cream potatoes that are
erved at some of the weather beaten
Id farm houses.
Sunday the college girl gives her
omestic instincts free rein, but she
ron't go to church If she can possibly
elp it."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01
A CONSERVATIVE GIVER.

Squire Flanders was detailing the
characteristics Of the late Amos Bow
den, one Of his fellow townsmen, to
Mr.. Partridge, a new conner in Sey-
mouth.
"As a leading citizen, we rather ex-
pected Amos d do something handsome
for the town." said the squire; "re-
member it to the tune Of few thou
sand for libr'y. or something"
And he didn't:" asked Mr.. Par
fridge, with easy interest
He didn't" repeated Squire Flan-
ders dryly. He didn't make any pub
lie beQueSts-at least. not any out-and-
out ones. Some years ago his wife per-
suaded him to put fountain in the
square, in front Of the postofiice and
the agreement was that he was to keep
1t in repair, the town to reimburse him
for half the expense.
You don't know what our winters
are, but you will by spring" the squire
continued, prophetically. 80 you'll
have to take my word for it that that
fountain cost the town pret' near s
much s the schools. Every year, regtl-
lar, the pipes had to be dug up. and
new pieces put in where they'd froze
up and bust, and after n while we
owed Amos quite a little sum. In his
will he Cancelled that obligation. and
that was the extent Of his remember
ing the village he was born and
brought up in-and him close to the
line"
Mr.. Partridge smiled. "IIe wasn't |
what could be called royal giver." he
Royal" gasped the squire. You
couldn't have led him blindfolded up |
to the word. III tell YOU how Ed |
Vesey sized Amos up." he continued. |
with happy recollection. "'If Amos
was an ostrich. Ed said. and was
-oin' to lay an egg. he'd sure lay a
oewee's egg. An he'd call it, says Ed.
keeping on the safe side"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01
Spr riEng RzuzBnnors

impure or eftete matters accumulated in the blood
during the winter cause in the spring such dsfgurng
and painful troubles bois pmples and other erptons
also Weakness loss of appetite and that tired feeling
Inc best medicine to take to rid yourself of them is
Hoods Sarsaparla which thoroughly ceanses the Blood
and effects permanent by giving healthy functional
activity to the stomach liver, kidneys, bowels and skin
Ibis is the testimony of tens of thousands who have
taken this great spring medicine
Accept substitute for Hoods Sarsaparla but in.
slst on having Hoods and get it today.
Sold by druggists everywhere
Osua 1orn liquid, in new FORM tablets 100 Doses
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
Iucurable. For great ms any years do ctors pro-
uounced it local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with ocal treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science as proven catarrh to be q constitu-
tional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure, manu-
factured by f. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitution al cure on the N arket. 1t
Is tax en- internally in d loses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood and
muc pus surfaces OF he system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case 1t fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address, y. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01

the food stopped Up in them at that par;;c-
ular time.
These emergency drugs relieve the
immediate trouble, but do not relieve its
Cause.
The same trouble will therefore recur
again till that Cause is removed per
manently.
The chief cause Of Constipation ard
Indigestion IS a weakness Of the Muscles
that contract the lntes:ines and Bowels.
CarcaTetS are practically 10 the Bowel
Muscles what a Massage and Gold Bath
are 10 the Athletic Muscles.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01

Were you annoyed while on the wit.
ness stand?"
slightly answered the great cor
poratlon magnate. "The judge and one
or two other people in the courtroom
seemed to think they were quite as i'm
portant as myself. Washington Star.
The Scientific Way.
"Hes, he calls himself q scientific
farmer"
And what does the science consist
in?"
"Why, he stays in town and runs the
farm by telephone" e."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-03-01

Chinese girls as rule are not sent
to school; the mother superintends
their training in housework. AS soon
as the girls are old enough they are
taught to cook, sew, make and mend
clothes and indeed do all domestic
work. But the enlightened Chinese
sends his daughter to school when near
mission or some other school.
As They Danced.
Twas at hop that he proposed;
His heart went thump-ty-t -thump.
But that same heart was true, and she
Accepted at a jump.