Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1906-12-15
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trying to mourn Uncle Russell's death
ana look pleased ut the same time.
A Buffalo dry goods firm recently nd.
vertised In the papers Of that city:
"Shirtwaists one.thlrd off," Is Buffalo
outside Of Anthony Comstock's juris.
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A train robber was captured out
West few days ago while he was
asleep. It probably surprised the de.
tcctlves to find that train rObber
ever found II necessary to 60 to sleep.
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Thomas W. Lawson Is going to write
a novel. 1t Is the only way In which
he can bring about the adequate pun.
lshment Of the villain.
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The fellow who sent a ffteen.podnd
turtle through the mail may have had
creeping suspicion that the clerks
Always WeIcOmeu u snap.
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As for the people at large, they balk
al the idea that the photography OF
the language has swelled In the cans
and ought to Ike condemned.
Another American has been sen.
fenced to Jail IN France for making the
killing OF a pedestrian an Incident to
an automobile tour. by the way.
there IRE not many persons injured or
killed by automobiles In France.
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Clcveland's Y, NJ. q. A. has decided
that a millionaire cannot be an
honest man. Evidently the Cleveland
Y. NJ. g. A. has no reason to expect
large donations from H. II. Rogers.
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1t cost J. PierpOnt Morgan $4,000
duty to bring the manuscripts Of two
poems by "BObble" Burns to this coun.
try. How "RObbie" would have been
tickled II anybody had ever seen ut
to prove to him that there was as much
as $4,000 In the world.
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Throwing their rifles Into the sea Is
calculated to dampen the ardor Of the
Cuban revolutionists.
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government officials In order to cut
down Cuba's expenses. Cubans Will
regard such q proceeding rs u poor
way to try TO save the country.
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Governor MagOon Ii going TO abolish
ducling in Cuba. IIc must be afraid
that somebody will get hurt.
A wllkesbarre (Pa.) cat that died
the other day had half interest In
fortune of $4,000. The heirs VIII have
to wait, however, unit, 1t dies eight
times more.
Carnegie now writes 1t "enuf.' WI,
doesn't Andrew display the courage o
his convictions and write 1t "'nuf"?
Many women have way about then
that Is calculated to drive sensitive
men To drink.
The United states supreme Court re
fuses To adopt simpliiicd spelling, !
would MS soon shorten Its gown an
put on peckaboo shrtwaist
. Now Mexico may as well make u
Q her mind that the marriage licens
\ which she has secured will never be O
any service except as souvenir.
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/. 4 man in the West has killed hin
|. self by eating Limburger cheese, bu
= the average man who Is tired OF Iii
will prefer to die an easier death.
0 Peary hasn't found the pole, but b
+ has pentrated farther north than an
r other navigator. giving America I'll
3 record.
In view of the general advance
|. wages the walking delegate Is besil
r ming to think 1t Is time for him
O strike for an increase.
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Swiss hotels are about to bar Ru
/. SLAMS, the proprietOrs having no desil
N to see their furniture and crockel
II mussed up by bomb explosion.
Certain Chinese who led the boyco
s. ON American goods In Canton last yea
]. and were punished by Imprisonment
1t were released the other day. A crow
II Of enthusiastic Chinese gathered al