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The Washington herald., 1906-12-01

MOUNT PLEASANT CONGREGATIONAI,
CHURCH. Columbia road and 18th S. Rev NJ.
Ross fishburn pastor 2 80 a. n. Suudsy-scdo0l.
u a m. reception Of members and Lords S1DDer;
sermon by the pastor. Junior Endeavor az d. n.
SO p. N. Senior Eudeavor -,5 3. n. first SEP
By pastor in series 0f winter night studies. sub
iect. The CaIl q the Young
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH. 10Th and
g. sts- NV. Key. Charles j. E4erest D. D. acting
pastor i a. NJ. public worship. with sermon Music
b. quartet and chorus choir, Ted ny Dr. J. ".
BlschCf. oTganiSt 80 p n. meeting for men.
address by Fred B. Smith. solos b. Mr.. Donald
Chalmers. 9 30 a. H., SUndav-schg0. 6 - D. H.,
Christian Endeavor
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST isehuust]- 18th and
sts- nv. Service. Sunday i a. 10 and D. H..
subject, God the Only Cause and Creator Suu-
day-Sch00l. II a. n "Wednesday T. m. Public
cordially invited. All seats free. Free reading
rooms IN the Traders National Bank Building,
10th So and Pa. ave. NV
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CHRISTIAN.

NINTH STREET. 9TH AND y sTs. Ne, REV
3. Z. Uz. supply pastor-Serices II a. m and
7-f5 p. uo4-s&S-d
VERMONT AVENUE CHURCH. Service With ser
mon by Frederick d. Power. II a. NJ and 20
p. m C. ". g. N Day sunday school. $50 a
10 & e SD u n. All weic1rua
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breaches Four Sermons on Heaven,

Rev. George ". King, pastor of Dunn
barton Avenue NJ. Z. Church, George
town, will preach four Sunday night ser
mons on Heaven corresponding to
chose recently preached on Hell" The
series will begin tomorrow night, the
topics being as follows: rs There a
Heaven?" The Nature of the Joys Of
Heaven" For What Men VIII Be Saved
Forever and Why Men Will Be Saved
Forever"
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sEyExTH-DAY ADvENTIsTs.

SEyENTH-DAY ADVENTIST CHURCH. cor. 18th
and " SIS NV. Suniay. Dec. 2 rs p. m. ser
mon hy Evangelist X. &. Russell, subject Our
Paradise Home-Wfl Families Be Reunited
ThereF c0fdj1 welcome 20 al.
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UNIVERSALIST.

CHURCH OF OUR FATHER. 18th and L sts. nv.
Rev. John Van Schaick, j., pastor. Il a. n,
a Sermon for Advent" 5 p H.. the Rev.
George tiilm0ur. pastor Fifth Congregational
Church. VIII preach upon The EEl in the
World and It's Cure"
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METHODIST EPISCOPAL

HAAHINE " T. CHURCH. 9th and 7 SIS. NV.
Carl O. DOnsy. pastor. 80. Sundsy-sch0ol II.
Gift and GiveT.' and communion service. 80.
Epworth League 80. D. L. Moody. 10 be fol
lowed this month by George Muller, Phillips
Brooks and Henry Drlmmond
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SECULAR LEAGUE.

TIE SECULAR LEAGUE The Religion Of An
cient Egypt" subject Of address by Dr. ". A
Croffut. al p. IA, Pythisn Temple, 1912 9th ST.
nv. Free seats and free discussion.
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NEW THOUGHT CENTER.

NATIONAL NEW THOUGHT CENTER. Sunday
services at Rauschers 1852 Conn ave, at p N
Address by Mrs. Elizabeth Towne. subject. " i
Tale of Real Life and Some Morals" Public
cordially invited.
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UNITARIAN.

ALL SOULS CHURCH. cor 18th and Z sts
Ulysses g. b. Pierce. minister. 9-f5 a. n. sum
day-scHC0l and Class for the Comparative study %
Religion. 70 a. m. Unity Study Glass. J. a. n,
morning service; sermon by the minister 30 %.
m. Young Peoples Religious Union
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BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY.

WATCH TOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY.
Mr.. O. L. sullivan. 0f Tennessee VIII discourse
upon The Much Diversified Vision o. God II
Pythian Temple third f1g- halI. on SUNDAY.
Dec. ?, and 80 2. n. All welcome. No col
lection
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TO DEDICATE CHAPEL
Evangelical Lutheran Holds
Ceremony Tomorrow.
THREE SERVICES ARE PLANNED

Building IS at North Capitol and L
Streets Noted Workers in the
AIOysius Club on Religion and So
ciaIiSm Begin-Other Services.
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LUTHERAN,

MEMORIAL. Pastor J. G. Butler az Il Rev. Dr.
Haas Of Allentown Pa. AZ : 90. KELLER MI
MORTAL. 9th 81. and Maryland ave. Pastor G. H.
Butler al Il and 10. Lords Supper in both
churches
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NON-SECTARIAN.

THE PEOPLES CHURCH. Pythian Temple. IclZ
3-h 81. NV. Alex. Kent. minister. VIII speak az
uI5 on The Attitude of the Church Toward
Private Prauerty." seats free. All welcome
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SOUTHERN PREsBYTERIAN.
CONGREGATIONAL.

SECOND SOUTHERN PRESBYTERIAN. I'd ST
near y Rev r. Waddell Pratt pastor. Ser
mons at II a. m and 80 D. m. All seats free
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You get the best when you get the Sun
day issue Of The Washington Herald and
to-morrow's issue will be brighter and
better than ever,
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Eight-Day Advent Mission.

Arrangements have been made for an
eight-day advent mission 10 be heId al
Trinity Church, corner Of Third and c
streets northwest, beginning tomorrow
Sunday morning and continuing until
Sunday night December .. The services
tomorrow and the following Sunday will
begin with holy communion at 7.5l
o'clock, another celebration of the molly
communion and sermon at II o'clock, in
tercession services at 7:45 p. m, and mis-
sion service with sermon at s p. m. Dur
ing the week holy communion viii be
celebrated each day at a. m, at $780,
morning prayer; 4:45 p. m, conference for
women, and S o'clock popular mission
service with congregational singing and
sermon.
At the conference for women the sub
jects. beginning with Monday and con-
tinuing each day through the week. will
be 'WOmanhOOd - Motherhood" ." THE
Children. Society" Church Life" and
Vocation"
The mission is to be conducted by the
Rev William w. Davis. Of the Church of
the TRANSPORTATION, New York City, bet
ter known as The Little Church Around
the Corner" He Will be assisted through
out the series by the rector of Trinity
Church, the Rev. Richard P. Williams; by
Rev W. II. Bowers, and Rev. Walter A.
Mitchell All the services are open 10
the general Dubic
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st. Andrews Church Celebrates.

The local assembly OF the brotherhood
chapters OF the Diocese Of Washington
held its annual anniversary service last
evening at St Andrews Church. Rev,
Henry Thomas. rector Of St Michael and
All Angels Church delivered the ami
veTsary sermon. Following the service.
a business meeting was held in the parish
hall. The reports of the president and
treasurer were read, and the work Of the
local chapters discussed. The following
executive committee was chosen from
among the local chapters and elected:
w. b. Dent, ". II. Singleton, G. +
Johnston, w. r. Bedell, J. T. Gibbs, F.
H. Thomas. and P. NJ. Bailey.
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Arrnnge speciaI MusIeaI Programme

a special musical service at the lexington
Presbyterian Church, North Capitol and
Q streets. on Sunday, December .. at
80 p. m. The programme consists of
anthems from oratoriOs and excellent solo
numbers.
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SIXTH PRESBYTERIAN. Usual morning servie,a.
AZ 3 p. IN. Mrs- Birch viii conduct meeting for
women. At the same hour 1lr. Birch VIII SPEAK
to men only at Westminster Church
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14
LARGE HATS FORBIDDEN

Girls, would you like to be a maid Of
honor to Queen Alexandria Is the
position a snap, think you, when you
can never wear a picture hat, because
her majesty detests picture hats, and
prefers the close little toque for her
self and her daughtera
True, the queen s maids Of honor
have very little to do. They live, at
home, and when the queen is in Lon
don they are conveyed to Buckingham
Palace after luncheon in. royal car
riages, and remain in suite Of charm
ing salons until required to. accompany
the queen and her unmarried daughter
out driving. They must dress very
well and not appear in the same clothes
too often and, above all, study the
wishes Of her majesty in regard to col
ors and modes. The millinery embargo
must be followed to the letter.
With salary Of $500 and the at.
tachment Of honorable to their
names, the maids Of honor manage tc
worry along until they marry. They
always marry as soon as they can, SC
as to wear picture hats.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14
HELPS FOR THE COOK

Be particular in washing vegetables
Lay caulifower and cabbage in salt and
water for an hour or more to get out
the insects. .-.t .,'.-. ~ .
If dinner party is in prospect, ask
for bill Of fare and get ready all you
can the day before, to ease worry and
hurry on the day fixed.
Take notice of all orders that re-;
quire time in the preparation Of a
dinner, and hurry nothing.
Wear plain cotton dresses and large
aprons. Be sure to keep your hair
neat and smooth. Be careful Of fuel.
1t is great Recommendation to cook
to use only the necessary amount Of
coal.
Have an eye to your mistresses in
terests, not permitting waste of any
kind; cook who Is just and honest
and does as she would be done by is
worthy Of the greatest respect and may
be sure of being successful and happy.
When the mornings work is done,
she should carefully wash her hands
and visit the larder. Here she should
look to everything. See if the hanging
meat or game requires cooking. Wipe
out and air the bread box. Clean and
scrub the larder at least twice a week.
Receive her mistress orders attentive
r y, and if she cannot trust her memory
write them on a slate. She should ex-
anime the meat sent by the butcher
and if it is not right, refuse to accept
| it. She should also weigh the meat and
| ask the butcher for a paper Of weight.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14
ONE ON THE INSURANCE MAN
Kansas City Star.

Kansas City Star.
sINsURANCE adjusters are about as. clever and
smooth as any class of men to be found,' said
an oldtime merchant the other day. "Their logic is
always oiled and ready to without the least Jar
or friction Once, however, one of the tribe got
slipped up on. His logic got sdetracked derang
Switch running country which de-
stroyed by fire. The adjuster came along and then
came the battle to get settlement satisfactory to both
sides. We were going the items burned in the
adjuster. - - .-...-.
80 There were twenty bushels of potatoes which l
paid 25 cents bushel for but at the time they were
worth 80 cents bushel.' s..,.
~" Hold on, said the insurance man. sWe're onlv
paying you for what you lost. No inflated values 60
They cost you So. What else7'
There were four barrels of apples which had
rotted my hands and going to throw out that
day. The fire prevented it. They weren It worth q
cent but they cost me So barrel " '> :
:. The adjuster saw he caught. Without batting
an eye he wrote -Four barrels Of apples at So BARREL
$12. What elseq''
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A String of Good Stories
MEN AND BUTTERFLIES
"Jcannof tell how the truth may be;
Isay the tale as twas told to me"
G. PHELPS STOKES, in an address to an

I G. PHELPS STOKES, in an address to an East
". Side audience, spoke of the duty Of husbands
Husbands are too apt,'' he said, 'tto pose and
buster and deceive to pretend to their wives that
they grander and finer and more powerful than is
Husbands have not changed, in fact, since Solo
mons day. The tale of Solomon and the butterfly is
applicable it thousands Of years ago.
Therefore will tell it to YOU , %a@
"a butterfly and his wife sat bush in
conversation The butterfly boosted, his wife
listened reverently. The sun shone and soft airs
swayed the flowers which exhaled delicate perfume
The butterfly, proud and happy as he swung among
the roses, told larger and larger tales of his great
ness.
"tMy DEAR he said at length, do you see Solo
mons mighty golden temple shining over there in
the sum- = - sa :-1.s'..
. 'Yes 5love,' the lady answered.
tttwell,' said the butterfly, in a pompous voice,
with three stamps Of my foot could, If wanted to-,
cause the temple to fall to pieces s
. ''Now it happened that Solomon at that moment
was walking in the rose garden. Solomon understood
the speech of all living creatures. He overheard the
butterfly and accordingly he ordered that it be brought
before him. +, -. - ~ 534T =
T. "tsirrah, said Solomon to the trembling butter
fly, what do you mean by saying that with three
stamps Of your foot you could overturn my golden
temple9' -. "a. ;...
* Pardon great king, said the butterfly, in a
faint voice. 1T was foolish lie of no Importance.
Pay it no. heed Give it no thought. 1t was only one
of those lies that males tell to impress our wives
''This naive speech caused Solomon, who was al
ways generous and kind to SMILE
- Go, he said. 'Ipardon YOU But conduct your
self hereafter in a more seemly manner -
Expressing his thanks hunlbly, the butterfly with.
drew with a downcast, saddened, air. Solomon, still
smiling, followed him unperceived.
"And the incorrigible butterfly as soon as he
thought himself out Of the royal presence put up his
hand, pulled out his chest, and flew back to his wife
with the staggering air of great hero.
" What did the king want with you my dear9'
the butterfys wife asked, admiring her husband IS
conquering aspect.
''oh,' said the butterfly carelessly, 1T seems he
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14
Where Feminine. Fancy Lights
THAT SHOW YOUR
CHARACTER

Women s characteristics and weak
nesses are betrayed by their perfumes.
There are few who do not use a scent of
some kind in their toilets. Some of
them throw few drops in the bath;
others place sachets plentifully about
their rooms, and a modern notion is to
place sachet pads between the mattress
and the sheets.
A violet-scented atmosphere betok-
ems a. woman of lovable nature. Such
a woman is always fond Of violets.
The dainty, neat woman has prefer.
ence for heliotrope. She disikes fuss
or notoriety. III.
Imaginative, warm-hearted women
use rare perfume. They are apt to be
extravagant.
Lavender will probably be found in
the home Of the woman Of high aims
who loves exactitude.
Strong perfumes are used by the am
bilious and strong willed. The woman
who delights in musk and kindred per
fumes will probably be mean spirited.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14
HISTORICAL CARRIAGES
Paris for the opening of museum o.

Paris for the opening Of a museum of
Arrangements are being made in
historical carriages. Many interesting
vehicles have been promised for col
lection. Among them are the carriage
in which Madame de Pompadour was
first seen by Louis XIV, the corona
ton coach of Charles x, the coach in
which Napoleon galloped across Ger
many after the disastrous campaign
Of 1872, and a sedan-chair with panels
painted by Vatican. None OF them,
it will be observed, is very ancient,
for persons of the highest distinction
rode instead Of driving to the Louvre
the ladies on the pillon-as late as
the reign Of Charles TX. Some of the
early carriages were very costly. One
which the Due d'Aiguillon gave to
Madame Dubarry in 1857 cost Isl, 900
livres.
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UP TO DATE.

THE new chauffeur was hardly success.
This was the sixth time the automobile hail
broken down, and night approaching and they
were ten miles from the nearest house.
"Nothin' kin be did. .Yez IL have to git out al
walk, " the chauffeur announced as he crawled from
underneath the
Grooming, the occupants descended
Say, chauffeur, where did you learn your business
any wayF' the owner testify inquired.
Drawing himself up proudly, the young man an
swered:
'tWhere did I learn its Why, took a course o.
five lessons in a correspondence SCHOOL, v
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14
Rebellion of the Stenographer
,HE president Of one of the downtow1 corporation

HE president Of of the downtown corporations
is easily upset by trihes and has very vigor-
GUS way Of expressing himself; but most Of his
employees understand him and say that ''the old
as he is aectonately Called is all right if you
know how to handle him. His frequent threats to dis
charge the entire force taken with grain of SALT
and no one has ever yet been discharged, 50 far
records Of the office go Owing to his uncomfortable
habit Of profanity, which Jared harshy on the pink
Of the lady stenographer she resigned and it be-
personal dictation. 1St
about 80, and had Wel-worn credentials addressed
.To whom it may concern" bearing the letterheads
GA Of railroad in st.. Louis pork packer in Kansas
letter from coffin factory in Chicago, the latter stat
ing, in substance that. Mr.. Watson about the
proper thing in the e shape Of q stenographer
proved in trial performance that he knew his bust
ness. His long, lean fingers as they raced over tho
keyboard of the typewriter, with the type beating
continuous the Letter sheet, reminded one Of
Paderewski giving an imitation ola storm at He
did his work well, bearing with, much meekness tho
violent outbursts Of the president If he felt any
sentiment he did not show it. His face bore don It.
strike you.please -you-may express
sion. -.. 49,
When Watson came to work Saturday morning the
bookkeeper noticed peculiar odor his breath sug
went thru with his work. as usual and at noon the
cashier, as was the CUSTOM handed him his week. IS
pay AS Watson s fingers closed over the bills his
manner seemed to change and his meekness disappeared
There was sinister CLEAN II his eye he went back
to his desk. q .-EN-
The president came to- him hurriedly, holding
batch of correspondence in hisahand 'Here damn it,
take this letter right away must get off in the next
mail!' he said, and began debating rapidly. Wat
sons usual pencil out Of reach he took the stub
of red pencil lying him and began recording his
employers dictation with graceful easy movement
The president, standing him, noticed the unusual
color OF his stenographic notes and stormed at him.
What the - are you using red pencil fors"
Watson looked up at him and remarked sarcastic
ally, "Because haven't green Maybe you'd
I or rob in 'seu
The 'old man" was 50 stunned by the reply that he
forgot where he in his dctation He looked the
stenographer in wonder for moment, and then was
all business again. " Go ahead with that letter-er-
what was going to say?0 -
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What the Market Affords

three egg yolks and three ounces of
grated Parmesan cheese, Stir over the
fire until it comes to boil. In an oval
buttered baking dish range a layer of
asparagus, all the heads one way; COW
er with some sauce and little. grated
cheese. Add another layer of aspara,
gus, etc., until the whole is used. Fin,
ish with the sauce, grated cheese anil
a few fresh bread crumbs. Put small
pieces Of butter on top and bake to a
nice brown ~.-s
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14

In this age Of shirtwaists the small
boy is not forgotten, but comes lin for
his share of this useful article. The
design shows waist made most sim
ply with pointed yoke in back and a
pocket on the left side in front. It is
modelled after fathers shirt of the OUT
ing species and WIN therefore please
the lad. The collar may be made on
the shirt or omitted and Elton collars
substituted. Linen, madras, outing OF
French flannel may serve as material
and little timeaand experience are nee.
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y How do knows I'in~a stenographer, not clair
voyant, - said Watson. fs. ::-. .% .s.
The president pulled hard on his cigar He started
to say something but Watson interrupted him.
putting on his hat started leisurely for the door
"What in damnation are you going out fors"
roared his employer -:
atsonslowly raised his chin in the air. and glanc
ing along the barrel Of his at his irate employer
remarked very coolly and deliberately. "Im going
out to get a bottle Of beer and a cheese sandwich
Won't you join me?'' Without waiting to whether
his invitation accepted he passed out into the
hallway, and they heard him call g Going down. to
the elevator man. I
Now the fold man. is advertising for competent
stenographer, whose past record will bear the closest
inspection and who does not use intoxicating liquors
in any form. go 49," -.
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off large chunks and is today showing every sign Of
being able to masticate them. .~>. =. g..
All of which shows that we ought to trust Provi-
dence more Tho it is well to keep banging away at
the time. Providence may be banking little
that foolish racket putting up. Who
knows2 -. "A. J. r,
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had got wind somehow of my ability to overturn his
temple with stamp of the foot, and he sent for me
to try and get me to promise never to do it,
-'ttAnd did you promisea' asked the lady.
'Oh yes said the butterfly, yawning. L prom
ised. pitied the poor feow-he SO disturbed
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14

To sustain fresh meat twenty-five acres
of land are necessary. The piece Of land, de-
voted to wheat would sustain fortytwo men, devoted
to OATS Lightweight men; devoted to rice and pota-
toes, 176 men. .~..- 49,.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14
ANOTHER VIEW

The Sun Fish Ito the bass)-sorry, old man. it's
against the law for you to bite early in the season.
These angle certainly delicious. ill.,.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14

A very simple rule in asparagus
cooking-which one cook in a thousand
observes-is to boil the stalks only,
allowing the tender, delicate tips to be
cooked by the steam.
Tie the stalks with soft string or
tape into rather loose bundle and let
them lie in cold water for about half
an hour. Then stand the bundle up
right In a pot Of hot, sailed water.
The water should half cover the stalks.
If the stalks are seven inches long the
water should be about four inches
deep or trife less.
Steaming the tips thus cooks them
to perfection, and they remain firm
and perfect and are not boiled and
melted until they fall off and have to
be fished for in the water when the
stalks are removed. Asparagus re-
quires twenty to thirty minutes to
. cook. g..
Asparagus vinaigrette served as a
salad is usually nothing more distin.
guished than cold and often fabby as.
paragus with sloppy sauce of vinegar
and OIL --.>-
The dainty way of preparing this
best Of all accompaniment to cold
meats or served alone as colo entree
is to cook the vegetable as suggested
J above, and while the stalks are still
hot pour over them dressing made
of three tablespoons of the best and
/, whitest of olive oil and one tablespoon
Of lemon juice, a saltspoonful Of French
mustard, pinch of salt, and a pinch
of paprika. Set away in covered
dish, and when cold put upon the ice
for an hour or SO before serving.
To bake asparagus, scrape, wash anc
bunch as much white asparagus as re
quired. Boil until firm, then drain or
"a cloth without cooling. Have the
{ following sauce prepared: Nix scan1
n IL n
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With the Long Bo1D
-.:Rye Nstu1e'z walks. shoot foiy

Man with Beautiful Ravine and sunken Garden on
His Lot Suffers from the Activity Of Ne1ghbors'
VINO Regard It in the Cold and Wintry Light OF
Public Dump.
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= Calves tongues, 10 cents a pound.
Spaghetti, domestic 10 cents a pack
age; imported Is cents.
Creamery butter, 25 cents pound.
Lima beans, 10 cents a quart.
Asparagus, 8 cents a bunch.
Pulled figs, cents a pound.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14

. In Milan there are $4,000 families
living in one room each.