The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-01-05
THE REVENUE
DELEGATION

VI l4tesl a. I Z gym to N'e'74iAiiS
ton, said Mr.. F1aherty to his friend
Mr.. Hooley. wiping his brow and look
ing inQuiringly as he spoke.
ENaw.'' answered Mr.. Hooley. ''Oi
leave me business f'r a iaunt at til ,
public ixpinse, an, bedad, they TUX
| me at me wur 'rd OH be more care
| ful phwat OF say mkt tonne. But
foive av tbs bhoys are pressin their
| dress suits an packin their steamer
| TRUNKS FIR tn "Trip, an Oh notice tn ;
paphers hints that priss agent wud
cum in handy, bein willin to tell who
tn job shud chase. Oh wud TAX that
FIR mesilf, but Oh IN no judge av cham
payne
"Phwat is the program, annyway?'
| asked Mr.. Flaherty. ''Phwat is tn
! loine av talk tn diligashun win hand
| out? 20
'"That II be decided afther tn tick
cts hav' bin handed around on tn
docks. phwile tn other thrifiin details
c n be discussed between jack-pots on
tn stheamer There is a .gineral idea
that th' Sinate shud be instructed to
rush tn bill givin' a drawback of
six-bits out av iviry dollar dropped by
tn Honolulu Japs in tn threasury,
sum av tn diligates bein' quite deter
mined on this A caucus is EXPECTED to
foind thin phractically unanimous. So
far-r so good: Phwen this is attended
to tn serious work. av tn plenipo-
tenshuries IN be TUX up.
"Tviry wan will be Supplied wild
matherial to work. wild, tn Promoshun
Committee havin' prepared full loine
av samples. Misther Wud has filled
jars wild fresh gathered Waikiki
wather, temperachoor IS in TIL shade,
to show how warm our swimmin' hole
is kept, an aich diligate will hav' poi
FIR distribushun. TIL priss agint will
give exhibishuns av eatin' this in iviry
cithy an en- mail out hula-hula post
cards in his spare between tonnes.
Let me handle tn tourists, says Mis-
Their Wud, 'an' Oh care not who col
licts tn cushions IT'S good say
in, too. Flaherty.
CAV ixpedient tn for-rce en- be de-
vlaed Lectures for immigrants en-
be given an tn menus av tn Royal
Hawaiian distributed as literatoor
along wild tn golf records an tn
rulin' markit proices av auttymobiles,
illustrated wild Twin pictures. A
few selected are: 'The Last Touch
down. shown Kamehameha I. buck
in tn loine at tn Pail; 9TH Interior
of Hawaii, bein' a snapshot av tn
crater av Kilauea; 'Sphort on tn
Island wild a fac simile av a gun
license, an other phlaces of inthrust, |
Hotel sthreet.
"Others n make themselves giner-
ally useful pointin' out to the labor |
unions tn flaws in the Geary Law, Civ
in advice to TIL Sinate on tn !
PHILIPPINE Bill, servn' on tn Smoot
Investigashun Committee an putin
Jerome mkt to TIL way tn Honolulu
police handle tn gamblin' questhion.
Av course it is understud, Flaherty,
that aich dilygate will presarve '96
centrifugal oignity test at all tonnes
an send in the bills promptly FIR audit
be iviry stheamer.
g Twill do us lots av good" said
Mr.. F'laherty, ''but don't We think,
Hooley, that we moight be askin' FIR
too much?''
''Flaherty,' answered Mr.. Hooley,
'phwen yer out in tn diligashun bust
ness niver forgit that there ARE no
Der this, niver forgit it, an We will
make yer mark as a diligate.'
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