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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
ARIZONA SALOON MAN WHO WAS VERY FRANK

accommodate the pubhc'-it may be at
the loss of my neyer-dying soul But
have family to support, the busi-
ness pays and the public encourages
it.
Il have paid my license and the traf-
fic is lawful, and if | don't sell ii some
body will. | know the Bible says:
Thou shalt not kill, no druakard
shall enter the kingdom of heaven,
and | do not expect the drunkard max
er to fare any better, but | want an
easy living and l have resolved TO
gather the wages of mi lity and fat
ten on the ruin of my species.
Il shall, therefore, carry on my bust
ness with energy and do my best to
diminish the wealth of the nation and
endangar the safety of the State. AS
my business flourishes in proportion
to your sensibility and ignorance
will do my best to prevent moral pur-
ity and intellectual growth.
Should you doubt my ability | refer
you 10 the pawnshops, the poorhouse,
the police court, the hospital, the peni
Tertiary and the gallows, where you
will find many of my best customers
have gone. The sight of them will
convince you that | do what | say.
ALLOW me to inform you that you
are fools and that l am an honest sa-
loon keep
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
fPubliShers' Press1

Tombstone, Ariz., April 30.-Tomb-
stone claims to have the frankest sa-
loon keeper in the United States. He
keeps the Temple Bar saloon and ad-
vertises his business in a remarkable
manner. He has had cards printed
bearing the following words:
Friends and neighbors-I am CRATE
full for past favors and having supplied
my store with a fine line of choice
liquors allow me to inform you that |
shall continue to make drunkards,
paupers and beggars for the sober, in
dustrious, respectable part of the COM
munity to support My liquors will
excite riot, robbery and bloodshed
They will diminish your comforts,
increase your expenses and shorten
life. | shall confidently recommend
them as sure to multiply fatal acct
dents and incurable diseases.
They will deprive some of life,
others of reason, many of character
and all of peace. They will make
fathers fiends, wives widows, children
orphans and all poor. l will train
your sons in infidelity, dissipation, ig-
norance, lewdness and every other
vice. l will corrupt the ministers of
religion, obstruc THE gospel, defile the
church and cause as much temporal
and ternal death as l can. | will thus
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Predicting In Advance,

Our able and scholarly weather de-
partment is promising us some long
distance weather predictions that are
to be fully as good and nourishing as
those that it feeds US for daily con-
sumption relative to the weather TWEEN
tyfour hours ahead
This may look like hard thing to
do, but nothing is impossible to a SCI
enlist backed by the United States
treasury and few hard facts.
OF course at first the predictions will
be confined to generalities. No one
would expect the department for it's
present salary to tell us just what the
weather would be like in the Podunk
Chautauqua assembly grounds at the
moment the congressman was making
a speech at 2:3O p. N. on July II.
There is such a thing as expecting
too much, but if the department will
assure us that there will be no serious
frost July we will be satisfied with
that for a starter.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
JUMBLED LINE CONTEST.
Many Readers of the Palladium are
Using Their Best Efforts to Land
the 81 Daily Prize-Interest Increas-
ing.

Have you tried to put the jumbled
lines together? Try this morning.
Look on page 7, read each "ad' care
fully and you will discover in many of
them lines that evidently do not be-
long there. Cut these out and either
paste them one below the other in
proper order or make copy of them
on paper writing on one side OF the
sheet only. If you can arrange the
story properly you stand an excellent
chance to win the 81 prize. Turn to
page and read the conditions. The
proper arrangement of the lines in
yesterdays paper was made by sew
enteen persons out of 81 who attempt
ed it. AS neatneSs counted as we'll
as anything else it was rather diff
cult to pick the winner, there being
three that were especially, well-ar-
ranged. The proper arrangement OF
the lines is as fOl|ws:
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
IMPURITIES OF
BAKING POWDER
The State Chemists Report
Shows Some Rather Sur
prising Things.
SAMPLES ARE ANALYZED
TWENTY-THREE BRANDS FOUND
ON SALE IN GROCERY STORES
IN INDIANA ARE DECLARED
BAD.
SAMPLES ARE ANALYZED
Palladium Special.1

Indianapolis, April 30.-Forty-
samples of baking powder have just
been analysed by H. Z. Barnard, chem
list of the State Board of Health, and
of these eighteen were pure and
twenty-three impure.
The samples were gathered from
grocery stores and were taken from
the regular stock in each case. The
law provides that samples of food
stuffs that are to be tested in the State
laboratory shall be purchased pro-
miscuously
Mr. Barnard say the value of bak-
ing powder depends on the percentage
of carbon dioXide that is produced in
the bread making. All baking pow
ders contain, as their principal in
gradients, bicarbonate of soda and
some kind of acid. 1t is the action of
the acid on the bicarbOnate of soda
that produces the carbon dioxide
which is the leavening or raising"
powder. Any powder that gives off 10
per cent. of carbon dioXide is cOnsid
cred pure, provided it contains no
ground rock, gypsum or terre alba.
None of the latter aduterants was
found in any of the samples that were
tested.
Three Kinds of Baking Powder.
There are three kinds of baking
powders, namely, cream of tarter
phosphate and alum. 1t is over this
fact that the controversy between the
makers of the various kinds quarrel
as to purity. The maker of a cream
of tartar baking powder contends that
his is the only real pure kind and that
the others are impure. The makers
of other kinds take exactly the oppo-
site position. This contention, how
ever, was not taken into considera-
ton by Mr.. Barnard in making his
tests or in giving the results.
One sample was found that showed
only | per cent. Of carbon dioXide,
while several others were found to
contain but 5 per cent. or less. The
regulation amount of baking powder
required in baking is two teaspoonfuls
ii a quart of flour so it will be seen
that when the powder gives off but
one per cent. of carbon dioXide it
would require twenty teaspoonfuls to
the quart of flour.
Several of the samples tested were
a mixture of alum and phosphate and
some that were marked phosphate"
baking powders tested by Mr.. Barnard
will be made public in the next issue
of the laboratory bulletin.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Ca TO IRA
Bears the nIhs Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature sf &H2zIz&x
Candidates In Plenty.

1t Is the fall election year,
Another congress we must choose,
And all the freaks come bobbing up
The blooming freaks we cannot lose.
Some fellows no more fit to go
Than Adams large. well trained off o.
Come looking with their weather eyes
For favors at the ballot box.
The weak, the foolish and the vain.
The short. the tall. the thin, the fat,
The fellow VINO can only boast
OF sawdust brains beneath his hat,
The man without sufficient wit
In simple truth TO dodge a train,
His counterpart who doesn't know
Enough to come in out the rain.
They meet you singly and in droves.
They grasp your hand at every turn,
And every burg, no odds how small
And poor, has candidates to burn.
And many members you might guess
OF this self sacrificing band
Could hardly tell the time of day
Or hold a job at pounding sand.
They see the mighty ship of state
And want TO run that noble craft
And gather for themselves meanwhile
A very pretty bunch of graft.
They'd gladly introduce such laws
AS to their feeble minds occur,
But what they really want to get
Is that fine. large FIVE thousand per.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Bisrnarck's stratagem.


While Bismarck was living at Frank
fort, early in his career, he was one
day at a public table with a friend.
when two young ladies who sat oppo-
site began talking to each other in the
Lettish language. From their manner
it was evident to Bismarck that they
were talking about him. 1t happened
that he had once made a visit to Cour-
land. one of the Baltic provinces, and
had picked up a few Lettish phrases.
When the ladies had talked and laugh
ed for some. time he whispered to his
companion:
The moment say something to you
in an unintelligible tongue take a key
from your pocket and hand it to me-"
The young ladies kept on, and sud
denly Bismarck said in an unconcern-
ed tone to his friend:
"Dohd man to aZlek."
The second man at once produced e
key. The young ladies from Courland
looked at their opposite neighbors. then
at each other and, blushing violently,
rose and left the sooR.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

RECOGNITION OF ITS VAL
UE AS AN ADVERTISING ME-
DUN is BRINGING THE
RICHMOND PALLADIUM IN
TO CLOSE TOUCH WITH
THE MERCHANTS OF THE
CITY; is MAKING ITS COL
UMNS SOUGHT BY THOSE
WHO HAVE WARES TO
SELL AND is CAUSING ITS
COLUMNS TO BE READ BY
THOSE WHO SEEK A PLACE
TO BUY TO THE BEST 40
VANTAGE. THE RICHMOND
PALADIUM'S LINE
CONTEST HAS AROUSED
DEEP INTEREST AMONG
MANY READERS, ANSWERS
POURING INTO THE OFFICE
FROM ALL PARTS OF THE
CITY AND FROM SOME OF
THE READERS ON THE
RURAL ROUTES. If you
DO NOT CARE TO CUT OUT
AND PASTE THESE LINES,
COPY THEM ON PAPER.
NEATNESS COUNTS AS
WELL AS ACCURACY IN
THE ARRANGEMENT OF
THE LINES. READ THE AD.
VERTiSEMENTS CAREFUL
LY so THAT THE LINES
CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR
NOTICE.. BRING YOUR AN
SWERS TO THE PALLADIUM
OFFICE TODAY, ANY TIME
AFTER 10 O'CLOCK. THE
WINNER EACH DAY WILL
RECEIVE 81 PRIZE. IF FAIL
URE COMES THE FIRST
TIME, TRY AGAIN. THERE
is ONLY ONE ARRANGE
MENT OF THESE LINES
THAT is CORRECT.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Humor ano Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
SIGNS OF SPRING.

The air above is soft and warm.
The mud below is ten feet deep.
And every other day OF SO
The busy clouds turn in and weep,
And then the sun comes out again,
And all the little brides sing,
And so you look around a bit
And rather guess that it is spring.
The tomcat sings unto it's mate,
The calf keeps up plaintive wall,
Because it thinks it ought to see
Some one approaching with pail,
While over in the vacant lot
The johnny jump-up lifts it's head,
And you begin to think it's time
To wrestle with the onion bed.
- ~
The humble bee comes out to see
If it is time for him to bum;
He hunts the grfndstone in the shed
And sharpens up his singer some.
All nature seems to be at play,
And fun of life is everything
For cen the sad and pensive mule
Lifts up his voice and tries to sing.
You see the signs on every hand
That spring has really come to stay
And so you tell the hired man
1t sort of looks to you that way.
The evidence is all around,
Below and in the air above:
The young mans fancy you observe
That lightly turns to thoughts @,
love.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
At THE TREATERS

Patrons of the Gennett Vaudeville
are highly pleased with the bill this
week. 1t was predicted that it would
be good and the prediction has been
fully verified. Those who care for eX-
pert Workmanship will find treat in
the work of the celebrated DeAcOs,
who perform some exceedingly re-
markable feats. They are done from
a slack wire and from the most diff
cult positions. Some chances are ia
ken in doing this work that the Ordi-
nary citizen would not care to dupli-'
cate and one feels a little uneasy I'M
til they are over, but the DeAcos
show no trepidftion. Laura Buckley,
imperSOnatOr, is one of the most cleV-
er and refined that the Gennett has
yet presented. Her work appeals to
those who like high grade imperson-
atoms. The Musical Simpsons are
among the best in their line, getting
some very clever music out of legiti-
mate and comedy instruments. Ed
ward Gillen furnishes the Juggling
portion of the bill and Baar and Ev-
ans put on a character comedy. The
illustrated songs are unusually we'll
illustrated this week and the motion
piceures are entertaining. 1t should
be a good week for the Gennett.
1.-THE Ginger Bread Mar"
On account of it's splendid music,
artistic vocalists, clever comedians,
and dainty, clean, appealing story,
The Gingerbread Man" which is said
to be the newest, and, in many res
poets, the brightest and most novel
of musical fantasies, should gain
lasting coy corner in the hearts of To-
cal playgoers when it comes to the
Gennett on May 5th. The book and
lyrics are by Frederick Ranken, au-
thor of some of the most successful
modern musical plays, and the score
was composed by A. Baldwin Sloan.
The cast is probably the strongest en-
tour comprising such acknowledged
comic opera artists as Homer Lind.
In addition there is an ensemble of 65
girls, who were christened by New
York dramatic writer THE American
Beauty Chorus"
There are some particularly bright
spots on the vaudeville bill at the
New Phillips this week and the pros
pect is that patrons of the house will
find much enjoyment in the program.
One of these bright spots is the work
of Harry Arnold ana, Kitty Willard
in their laughing absurdity, "The
Echo" This turn in which Arnold
has a blackface part and in this he is
hard to beat. They received a most
enthusiastic reception. Another of the
bright spots is the Cliff Dean Com
pany, presenting a humorous satire
on married life. Their dialogue is en-
tirely new and fresh and their acting
is good. Dean sings song about the
peculiarities of the English language
that is hit. The third bright spot is
the work of the famous Buckeye trio,
who do some acrobatic, grotesque and
contortion work that is good and that
has comedy setting that makes it go
with a rush. Other numbers on the
bill are Steinert a Thomas in Ger
man comedy; Eddie Koran, a clever
dancer and monologist, the illus
trated songs and motion pictures. To-
n><ht's performances VIII be a benefit
for the San Francisco earthquake suf-
ferers. Manager Murray has a good
weeks business in prospect.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
THE MAY DAY Concert
UNIQUE ENTERTAIN ENT.
Pupils of Hibberd School Arrange
Program of Special Interest for the
Afternoon at Pythian TempIe-Prof
Earhart is Director.

The eighth annual May concert to
be given by the pupils of Hibberi
school will take place this afternoon
at Pythian Temple. The program
will be as follows:
Overture-"Comique -. ..Beissig
r. H. S. Orchestra. =. :.
Spring Greeting =. Robert Schumann
Bluehe, liebes Veilchen. 80. Schulz
The Little Soldier. 49,. ..Kuecken
"a, Sab Grade Pupils.
By-low-by =. :. Art. from w. Taubert
The Tulips. :. Gaynor
The Clock. e. E. :. .GaFSor
Kindergarten, lab, 2B Grade Pupils.
A May Morning. L. Denza
Summertime S Song. E. Obey Speaks
Miss Alice Kruger.
The Piper :. Bohemian Folk Song
Wiegenlied.. :. =. :. &C. w. Fink
Jutlandish Dance Song. =. 49,.
.. .. =. Arr. by Heinrich Reimann
4AB, SAB Grade Pupils
Roses in June. - Edward German
Miss Patton
The Maybells and the Flowers
=. =. =. :. =. =. :. .Meudelssohn
Wanderlied. .... =. 49,. Folk Song
Come to the Woodlands. -. =. 49,.
=. :. .... =. =. Sinclair Dunn
ga, CAB, 7B Grade Pupils.
Waltzes-"S Salamanca Breezes," :. =.
=. =. :. =. :. ..Wolerstein
r. II. S. Orchestra.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Nothing For His Money.

"There is nothing the matter with
you" said the doctor after he had made
a thorough examination of the patient
"You are sound and perfectly healthy"
"Oh, doctor, that is great relief to
me! How much is your bill?"
Zone dollar"
Zone dollar! Why, that Is outra-
geous! The doctor in the block below
found that 1 had liver, lung and kid
ney complaint and only charged me so
cents for the whole business
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Heiped Hin, Chance II.

He was going TO marry her, but he
chaneEl his mind"
did he find her outT'
mo; he found her in along with the
fellow to whom she was engaged al
ready" ..--...-.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
words.
Lucky Failing.

He always tried to tell the truth.
But he was glad indeed
That when he traded for a horse
He couldn't quite succeed.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Couldn't Bear to See Him Suffer

81 feel that I could die in a good
cause"
"Well, will try to hunt you up one."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

whats it sign of to dream of get
ting something you've wanted a long
time, but felt that you couldn't af-
ford?'
Sign that you are likely to be the
recipient of dunning letters in the
course of time if you don't watch out"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Raw Material.

''He made the motor out of his own
head"
Il suppose he has some wheels left
in 1t too"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
No Attraction.

Mrs. Jones doesn't understand why
she cannot keep a hired girl"
THAT is what comes Of marrying
such homely husband"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
CENNETT THEATRE

IRA SWIsHER. Manager.
WEEK OF APRIL s0
Daily at 3 and p. m.
PROF. GUS FREDERlCkS OVER
TURE.
THE CELEBRATED DAcos,
Champion AcrobTic Marksmen
and posturing artists of the world
The only act Off the kind in the
world.
LAURA BUckLR,
REPRESENTATIVES,.
BARR AND EVANS,
Refined Character Comedy.
MR.. ERNESTRENk,
ILLUSTRATED Songs-"Good Bye
Mary Dear, Meath the Spreading
Chestnut Tree"
EDWARD GILLEN,
Versatile Comedian and Comedy
Juggling Marvel.
THE MUSICAL SIMPSONS,
Artists Premier-Exponents of
high-class music on legitimate
and novelty instruments.
MOTION PICTURES,
Miraculous Water" Across the
Alps" The Green Goods Man."
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Not Apcetizins,

Here is case of a man found
starving to death who could speak ten
languages"
words"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

Miss Anna NJ: Schulz, Principal,
Mr.. VIII Earhart, Musical Directol
Miss Marie Runge, Pianist.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
No Equality of Sexes.

Ethel-Do you think it is wrong to
firt?
Maud-Yes, for men.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
The new PHILLIPS
WEEK OF APRIL 80.

WEEK OF APRIL 80.
o. G MURRAY MANAGER.
DAILY at 3 and 8 p. M.
/ A-MIss cRAYcE MILLER,
Overture.
R-NoVELTY AcT-Eddie fHoran-
1.-THE Elegant Gent. the <man with
many dances.
! c-otte-steinert G. Thothas Hattie.
In a laughable and %ntirely orig
inal German Comedy act entitled,
That Little Geyhan Band"
D-Harry-AnoId sfwIIard-kittie
In their kughi4 absurdity The
E-cLiFF DeAnEo.
PresentinglJe humorous Satire
on Married0ife.
! F-MIss THOMPSON.
Illustrated Sorr5s-t 'Geneve and
Just for Tonight"
G-THE FAMOUS BUCKEYE Trio
The strongest and most original
act on the American stage in
their latest creation "a Tramp's
Dream" introducing acrobatic
grotesque and contortion work.
H-The Philoscope,
Latest Motion Pictures.
LAST Witch" Haunted House,"
all Rewarded Conjurer," and
"How Pa Helps With House Clean
ing"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
w ant Ads,
READ THIS!

Wanted Found and Lost in which personal gain does en-
inserted these columns Free providing are not
fifteen 5l words in length advertise.
inserted free of charge Advertisers will to re.
member thai ers directed Initials Only delivered
through tno eostoice.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
No Constituent.

Some men are like a river,
1t has been truly said
The stream is largest at the mouth
And smallest at the head.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
lust a Freak of LANGUAGE.

"They gave me raw deal"
: 81 presume they had it all cooked up
Tor you"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

Business College Summer School 10
per cent. discount. Let
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
No Regard For His Reputation.

"They say he is a candidate for the
senate"
Il always heard he would do any
thing for money"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
HAVE YOU TRIED It REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

William J. Hiatt to Clara Alice
Horn, lot PIG in Haynes addi-
ton to Richmond ........ $1,000
A. w. Hempleman to Lena E.
Ewing, lot 20 in that part of
the city laid out by Jonathan
Roberts ..... .... $500.
Iva l.. Hort ct al. to Ida NJ.
Moore, lot IL in block 4 Of c.
T. Prices addition to the
city .......... .............S2 $500
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
Up Against II.

The hand that
rocks the era
die
And soothes the
little tike
Will in a heated
moment
Sometimes GO
on a strike.
Then pity the
p o o r young
ster's fate,
For ii can never
arbitrate.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

FOR RENT-Six room house with
stable on West Side. Call prone
1649 or Isl Chestnut St. east
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
-
FOR SALE.

LOST-On Main ST. between S 10th
and Boston Store a dark red Childs
jacket. Return to 120 S 10th st.
27-d3t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

FOR RENT-Five room fiat, with bath
and two room fiat with bath. Safe.
ty Deposit Building. Heat and
water furnished. References re-
CURED Dickinson Trust Co. If
FOR SALE-Cheap a good paying res
taurant call at Creager's Furniture
Store 40S Main st. 3l-6t @
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

WANTED-Two practical laundry
girls at Eldorado Laundry, IS \.
9th st. 30-2t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01

WANTED-To give away large Shade
trees for fire wood at AZ So. 18th St
St
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-01
PALLADIUM WANT ADS.
FOR RESULTS.

WANTED-A girl for general house
work at 50 S. 18th St 1-3t
The San Francisco call., 1906-05-04
Pacific Mail
Steamship Company

Steamers of this company will
sail from wharf, corner First and
Brannan streets, as follows:
Z S. s. MONGOLIA will sail Tues
day, May Lat p. m, for Yoko-
hama direct, thence to Kobe, Nag
asaki, Shanghai and Hongkong.
S. S. CHINA will sail Saturday ],
May 8, at p. M, for Hongkong,
via Honolulu, Yokohama, Kobe,
Nagasaki and Manila.
S. s. ACAPULCO will sail Mon
day, April 80, at noon, for Aca-
pulco, San Jose de Guatemala and
Ancon.
OFFICE: Mail Dock, First and
Brannan sts., San Francisco.
ALEXANDER CENTER,
General Agent.