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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
The Locking Glass.

In Life's want column lost opportu- mites are never advertised.
 Love makes the world go round and the lover go broke.
 The three ages or woman-the school bell, the wedding bell and the funeral bell.
 rise-but fieas from condition powder rise when appliedsto dog.
 When it comes to living a worm can sum up the whole thing in nut shell.
 And now the stripped Christn,as tree. half buried on the ash heap, makes us think what fieeting things are the tinsled joys of life.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Plenty of Log Room.

The high water in the rivers and tributaries is giving loggers an oppor- tunity to float their logs out from aLons e.ls where they gre erected into rafts and brought to Mobile market. There are now thousands of logs arriving daiIy, ready sale at splendid prices. Mobiles timber market cannot be glutted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Love for the old Farm Home.

The people of the old farm home are the enyied of the earth the business men, and those worn out with the rSsn sr of the times. dream of a time "nsn rsa farm is not only place where we strike for wealth, but 1t Is real home. a place where all our anectlons are centered: where our children grow up to be useful men and women ana where the evenings of our lives may be spent in peace.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
One Crop Plan not Profitable.

Speaking to a former Madison Goun- for about fifteen years, about other Aiabamians out there, he said. those who had gone into cotton raising alone were about as well on now as they those who were raising grain and cat tie were all doing well. It's the same story everywhere. The one crop plan keeps a man impoverished.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Keeping Things out.

A large part of the editors work consists in keeping things out of the paper. For this. of course he gets no credit. This train of thought is start ed by a letter which came recently from pastor telling of the death of good and faithful husband. Tn ex- pressing sympathy for the bAreavad widow, the pastor naively says: May the vacancy our brother has left be speedily flledi' Of course it was cut out; but suppose 1t bad been printedI'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Rai.,pe Right Sort of Cane.

correspondent at sardine writes that he endorses the movement Tor Cane Growers Association. He wants gome one to start che wheel to rolling and adds: T would like to make one spoke in that wheel. Why? Because ! have made 1000 gallons of syrup tnls Sone on' brother farmers; say some thing about raising care."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
REPORT OF CHALLENGE
By Cunningham for Joint Debate With
 Conner.

Conner.
 Birmingham Ledger
 Since MT. Corners recent speech at Fayette, at which occurred the Hoh- son -Bankhead incident, published Mon day afternoon in The Ledger, no move in the present guberna,torial campaign Ign that neither of the leading candidates will take an" immediate steps until after the meeting of the State Demo- cratic Executive Committee. The com mittee. 1t Is evident. will call a late primary It Is thought that the most interesting matter before the body will be in reference to the Senatorial race that seems imminent.
 It is reported in political circles that both of the candidates will resume the campaign immediately after the meet ing of the committee. One live item of interest is the report that pr. Gun ningham will challenge Mir. Conner to a serbs of joint discussions over the state In the early spring: If the chal- lenge is accepted, then the livest cam paign of years is expected.
 It is a certainty that MT. Conner will not accept pr. Cunningham's challenge for joint debates of any lengthy series.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Not AccortIIur to EToru,.

'"who Is that tough looking young man with the cigarette between his teeth,-the sporting editor?" inquired the man who had never seen the inside of a newspaper office before.
 Nav" reDlied the office boy, Ines the fellow what gets up de stunt called Advice to Young Ladies in Love, and signs himself Cousin Lula.'"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
For an August Primary.

The Banner has considered the set rias and long ago came to the decision that August would be suitable time but we were unable to give such con elusive reasons as those apeve sSnnId sta,gS visit ali parts of our State. and that requires times--and time should De given--and no snap Judgment can thus be charged.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Now is the Time.
Lafayette Sun.

Lafayette Sun.
 No better time since the war to shake off the shackies of mortgages that nave Yaars The farmer who fails to seize this ' opportunity to better, his plans and escape high interest and mortgage prices might as well "hanS up the fiddle and the bow.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Trying a Flank Movement.

Troy MesscHSSi' .ta4 tha
 A New York preacher says that @ the people have the devil on the .,.,ia run, Doubtless the devil was at that t,,aT trying a flank movement oh '"oe preacher and his church.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
wants to Know, You Know.

AShV1IIe A6BI5' -. ......n avinS axcept from heart failure. While tSe % Seart performs there is life; when it ceases to act, death ensues, ana ye, some one is always telling anout ha public would be more interested to know. If at all interested, isf "ha1 caused the heart failure.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

The Probate Judge of Chiffon county has brought home to the voters of that county the importance to them of pay ing their poll tax. There is to be an important election on a purely county or local matter next month and he warns all that only those can vote, at that election. who are qualified voters for general election. If there are any citizens of the county who fail to pay poll tax on or before the 1st of February they will be deprived of the privilege of expressing their views at the polls. Those throughout the State subject to poll tax and who wish to participate in the coming Democratic State primary must pay their poll tax or be subjected to the modification of having their ballots refused. Time Is short, as the oppor- tunity expires. in the last hours of the first day of February next. There are many thousands who have failed to discharge this patriotic duty.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Country Boys wonder.

When a country boy visits In 3 big c;tv he notices how few barns there are and wonders where the fathers take their boys to whip them.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

The Buffalo News is felicitating it. self that there isn't going to be any Republican boss in New York politics this year. but we suspect it is growing too soon. Republicanism in New York without a boss would be too great an innovation to expect.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Poll Tax Did the Business.

Observers say that the understand ing clause" of the Mississippi Constftu- tion, so much discussed at home and abroad, has not disfranchised any nota- but that the poll tax payment clause does the business.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
c.n T,,ve, Eavier After Trial.

People on the water wagon have hao what New Englanders call hard sIedI sIIa ding for the past three days,, put Sho1t e.nt feo1 enconraped The road will get ea sier the longer it Is travelled
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
A sure Enough Problem.

whats the matter B.own?" "Oh, I am worrying over this race problem"
 "How's that?" T am trying to figure out what horse to put my money on by tho weight system"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

"Yes. Willie. The Lord made Adam out of dust" But. Mamma. how did he make him stick together"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
striking for Free Mall Delivery,

The showing our postoffice is making is very satisfactory and shows that tne city has a solid. steady growth; nf Lae increase shows about s2 l-s per censi ,d
 pfoyes that free delivery is sure to De Established in Dothan after next Juiy'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
A Bargain
The InnuIrinr Mind.

'1Landy will you sit for your pho. "Yes, si. if you will stand for it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
NOyEMBEv. 1e0S,

Daily Average. November. 1905 s.. lSselS Sunday Average. November. l3ds .lf,vo6 E. S Noble Circulation Manager of The Montgomery dverttser. being duly sworn. says:
 The foreKo.G statement of The AdvertfT mer's circulation for the mo nth Of Eovember, 1908. is true and correct and co1s.piled af- ter all returns from news boys. 1sws agents. and leftover copies have been deducted.
 E. NO13LE,
 Circulation Manager. Eworr to and subscribed before this 26th day cf December. 1903.
 F. ". JACKSON,
 (SeaI) Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

A homing pigeon five months old, released on the Isle of Man, with oth- CTS, in August, 1908. did not return 70 Liverpool with the others and was giv- sn up as lost. Recently 1t returned.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08


 The President appointed Messrs liar mon and Judson as special attorneys to investigate certained alleged rail- road rate irregularities. Their exam ination led straight up to . member of the Roosevelt cabinet. and forthwith the President sat down hard on the men he had selected to do certain piece of work because their conclusions did not suit him. This was simply scapdaIous. The world knows how he protected Loomis the discredittd repre- sentative to Venezuela. Since that epi- sode the solicitor of the Etate depart Inent. W. L. Penheld. went 70 Rio Ja- neiro to investigate certain complaints against Minister Thompson. His re- port was not at all in the nature of d whitewash-on the contrary. quite the reverse. Nevertheless and notwith- standing. Minister Thompson has been promoted Ambassador to Mexico. wberupon Solicitor Penfield resigned.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Walter MeIIman.

If Walter Wellman, the famous newspaper correspondent, and Santos Dumont, the equally famous aeronaut, really make an cdort to reach the Pole by balloon, We may at least expect some interesting developments. IT fly ing is possible We can expect Santos to do it, and if anything is discovered we can depend on Walter to tell us about it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

Nothing Imperative--Tonl-- What, smoking? I thought you were ordered to stop2' Dick-''Yss, by the doctor not by my wifs."--Familla-Jonrpal.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

A list of the good resolutions that fstled would doubtless make Interesting sss6iaa.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
senatlmes to Be Deslred.

Gadsden Journal ..
 ''Be good and you will be Lonesome. is one of Mark Twain's aphorisms. This may be true, but there is worse punishment than being Lonesome.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

Wonder if Senator Depew can fish up any old joke that will fit the Brack- ett resolution?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
sMunN s1ArEMENT.

The Advertiser 10 one vf tho fifteen or twenty papers m the UlIted States that pup lishes every uay in thu year x sworn Do- kalsed Circulation Ststsmsnt showink tne actual pumber of copies circulatso anu eA1D FOR each daS
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
strenuous Death.

Union Springs Herald.
 We read much of the strenuous lif in this country, but over in Russi they must read equally as much of tn strenuous death.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
What State Papers
 Are Saying
A UseIe.s Word.

fuuLtfSVIIIb DBiIIULFdL~
 The Age-Herafd suggests discuss ng football rules Why use the preflx
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
Took sight of Liauer to Make It.

Dothan Eagle.
 Nearly s21,o0o profit in the Dothan dispensary during last year. Not bad at all. Good index to the towns won derful growth.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08

City subscription st ouid be paid to the xofiowlng auInurlzed consetors Oniy: J. L. Mhpes. Guy Gircu;aLos, E. W. MctSain M A Mccain. w. W. keIorick, A. |. harrlsoh
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-01-08
The Adyert.-tr.s Tclepnones.

Advertising Departmant .... .... ....set
 Business Office and Circulation Dept ..2se &ity Editors Rooms .'''.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24

To the people who contemplate
building cheap house until their
conditions improve sufficient to
build sbrown stone 'front.' we beg
to call your attention to our ready
to .'set up" portable houses, which
are in 2, 8, 4 and 6 rooms. These
cottages are the sacme of comfort
and economy Can be set up in
'one-half day by any one that can
see. No nails used, are weather
proof and as neat little house as
one can want. Call and see us.
Krebs Lumber Co., Clarksbms W.
Va, room II, Irwin building, third
floor. 2Oapr6t-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
OPEN P1sLIeI1y TIE sssr

4nFH =
When the maker OF 4 medicine. sold
through druggists for family use. fakes
MS patients fully into HIS confidence by
irankiy and feariessly publishing broad-
cast as Wen as on Its bottle wrappers.
Q full list OF all is Ingredients IA pldin
English, this action on his part e ne
best possible evidence that ne Is not
AFRAID 70 have the search light of inFes-
figatlop turned fun npOn his formula
and that II viii bear the fullest scrutiny
and the most thorough investigation.
Ut. fierce's fayortte Prescription for the
cure o. the weaknesses. periodical palms
and functional derangemanfs Of the ar
gans distinctly feminine. 4 Tie only meSt-
cine put up for sale through druggists Tor
woman special use, the maker OF which
y not afraid to take his patients into
MS tull confidence by such open and
honest publicity.
glance At the published ingredients
on each bottle wrapper. will show that ID
rs made wholly from native, American,
medicinal roots, that II contains no pol
sonous or habit-forming drugs. no mar.
cotics and no alcohol-pnre, trlplerehned
giycerine, OF proper strength being used
instead OF the commonly employed alec.
hol, both for extracting and preserving
the active medicinal properties found IN
the roots OF the American forest plants
employed. It Is the only medicine for
. WoahSa RuNalatE ulseuctS. SOlQ DIV drug
gists, that does not contain a large peT-.
oentage OF alcohol, which IS In the long
run so harmful TO womanis delicate, nery.
Gus system. Now, glycerine Is perfectly
harmless, and serves q valuable purpose
by possessing intrinsic value all It's own,
and besides Ii enhances the curatfye
effect OF the other Ingredients entering
Into the sFayorite Prescription
Some OF the ablest medical writers and
teachers endorse these views and praise
all the several ingredients OF which rFa-
yorite Prescription Is composed reg
ommending them for the cure Of the
very Same diseases for which this world
famed medicine IS advised. No other
medicine for women has any such pro-
tesstoitdl endorsement-worth more than
any number Of ordinary testimonials. m
Interested, send name and address % DR..
II. Y. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y, for his little
book OF extracts from the works Of
eminent medical writer's and teachers.
endorsing the several ingredients and
telling Just what DR.. Pierce's medicines
are made 81. It's free for the asking.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
FIl.DEBRAND WILL BREAK
HIS OWN BALLAST

The Cincinnati Enquirer of Mar.
81, has the following special dis
patch from Pittsburg, which evident
y refers TO the gentleman with
whom Grafton and clarksburg have
had some acquaintance in the recent
past:
Although a promoter of enter
prises in which thousands of dollars
ere involved, W. Fl. Hildebrand,
president of the Pittsburg, Morgan
town & Grafton Railroad Company,
is alleged to be either unable or I'M
willing to support his wife since
their marriage, two years ago. When
araigned before Magistrate james J.
Kirby today, Mrs. Hildebrand de-
clared that she had supported her
husband from the time Of her mar
riage, two years ago, and she further
declared that he had threatened at
one time to shoot her. Hildebrand
denied his wife's story, but his
fatherinlaw, George ". Powell, cor
roborated his daughters testimony
in that regard. Hildebrand declar-
ed that his incarceration in prison
might mean the loss of $1,000 to
him, He said he was willing to do
anything his wife might request if
he was given his freedom. Magis-
trate Kirby, however, ordered him
TO forfeit $50 or serve 80 days in
the workhouse."
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
FOR SALE

Timber and coal lands. The
Krebs Lumber Co. have some very
choice coal and timber lands in w.
Va, Va, and N. G. The timber
lands have all been examined by our
own cruiser. The coal lands in the
Pocahontas field have been reported
on BY our mining engineer. The
reports we give on any of these lands
are to be relied upon as being exact
" as represented. We have for
quick sale:
1000 acres at $21.00 per acre.
500 acres at $500 per acre.
800 acres at $1,000 per acre.
All located in Webster county,
W. Va. Above coal lands has been
given up by owners very recently,
and are represented as very fine. We
will put buyer and seller together
on these lands.
KREBS LUMBER CO.,
Room IL, Irwin building.
SWEET MELODY FLOUR
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24

A liquid cold cure for children
that is pleasant, harmless and effec-
tive is Bees Laxative Honey and
Tar. Superior to all otner cough
syrups of cold remedies because it
acts on the bowels. An ideal rene
dy for coughs, colds, Group, whoop-
ing cough and all durable lung and
bronchial affections in child or adult
Pleasant to take. Sold by F. G..
Bland. m3In
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
The Property called Health

LHe ITOpeTW Cdtted dedlh
Is the most valuable property we
have and should receive the most at
tention. 1t helps in business, helps
good looks, helps make friends,
helps get situations and helps hold
them, and always makes happiness.
Property like this out of repair,
should be looked after. Bilious
spells, indigestion, dyspepsia, belch-
ing, dizziness, sick-headache, sallow
complexion with pimples and liver,
spots, a drowsy feeling after meals,
sour stomach, etc., all show loss of
health. Druggists will sell for 25c
a box, DIR. Gums Improved Liver
Pills. One for a dose. A cure for
all these diseases. Made by DR..
Bosanko Co, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold
by Stone & Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
Caught Cold While Hunting a Burg
lar.


Mr.. VIM. Thos. Lanorgan, proyin-
cial constable at Chapleau, Ontario,
says: q caught a severe cold while
hunting a burglar in the forest
swamp last fall. Hearing of Cham
berlain's Cough Rebedy, / tried it,
and after using two small bottles, 1
was completely cured" This rene
dy is intended especially for coughs
and colds. 1t will loosen and relieve
a severe cold in less time than by any
other treatment and is favorite
wherever its superior excellence has
become known. For sale by Stone
& Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
Cham0er1ain,s Salre.

This salye is intended especially
for sore nipples, burns, frost bites,
bends, itching piles, chron-
is core eyes, graduated eye lids, old
chronic sores and for diseases Of the
skin, such as letter, salt rheum, ring
worm, scald head, herpes, BARRIERS
itch, scabies or itch and eczema. 1t
has met with unparalleled success
in the treatment of these diseases.
Price 25 cents per box. Try it. For
sale by Stone & Mercer,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
,,,@lI1 Ono
RAILROAD.
Schedule Effective March Is, 1906.
clARksHURe. W. VA.
/" Daily. < Daily except Sunday.
Sunday only.
MAIN LINE. EAsrBouNp.

MAIN LINE, EAsTBoUND.
Cumberland, Washington, Balti.
more, Philadelphia and New
York, Depart 1883 am, Sic
pm. 1895 pm.
Arrive 1888 am, 1888 an
*7.2S pm.
Grafton Accom-, Depart +1O.99 am,
*7.1S pm. Arrive *7.2G am,
4.05 pm.
MAIN LINE, wEsTBoUND.
Parkersburg, Cincinnati, Loui vile
& st. Louis, Depart *12.53 am,
1858 am, 1928 pm. Arrive
1852 a. M, $40 pm, 1886 p m.
Parkersburg Accom-, Depar. u 26
am, *4.05 pm. Arrive *l0.22
am, *7.1s pm.
W. VA. q PITTS. NoRTHBou:D.
Connellsville and Pittsburg, depart
x6.15 a. m, z1O.25 a. m. xl0 &c
a. m. Arrive, x4.O0 pm. x11.05
x4.15 pm, x11.05 pm.
pm.
Fairmont and Morgantown, Depart
x615 am, z10.25 am, y10.3O
am, x4.1O pm, z7,2O pm. Ar
ri-e xS.40 am, 1925 am, 1850
pm, x4.00 pm, x11.05 pm.
W. VA. & PITTS, soUTHBoUND.
Weston, Depart x6.00 am, 1000
am, x11.25 am, z4.10 pm.
Arrive x6.15 am, xs.4O am,
z9.40 am, MOO pm, x705 pm,
z7.15 pm.
Pickens, Depart x6.Oo am, z4.1o
pm, x4.15 pm. Arrive xs.4O
am, z9.4o am, KOS pm.
Redwood and intermediate points.
Depart x6.OO am, x11.25 am,
Arrive x2.OO pm, MOS pm.
Webster Springs, Depart x1l.9J
am. Arrive 1900 pm.
WEST VA. SHORT LINE.
New Martinsville & Wheeling Ac-
com, Depart $40 am. x2.S pm
Arrive Kills am, 1925 pm.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
rheumatism Makes Life Miserable

A happy home is the most val
liable possession that is within the
reach of mankind, but you cannot
enjoy its comforts if you are suffer
ing from rheumatism. You throw
aside business cares when you enter
your home and you can be relieved
from those rheumatic pains also by
applying Chamberlain's Pain Balm.
One application will give you relief
and its continued use for short
time will bring about a permanent
cure. For sale by Stone & Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
a Gard.

This is to certify that all drug
gists are authorized to refund your
money if Foley's Honey and Tar
fails to cure your cough or cold. 1t
stops the cough, heals the lungs and
prevents serious results from a
cold. Cures la grippe, coughs, and
prevents pneumonia and consump-
ton. Contains no opiates. The
genuine is in a yellow package. Re-
fuse substitutes. Sold by Sturm &
Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24

Special inducements in photo
graphs from now till April %, which
is our last day for making sittings.
Don't forget that this is your last
opportunity and special inducements
All work will be finished before We
leave. F. D. BROOKE, photog-
rapher. 19apr4t.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24

Mr.. S. L. Bowen, of Wayne, W.
Va, writes: 81 was sufferer from
kidney disease, so that at times i
could not get out of bed, and when
l did l could not stand straight. l
took Foley's Kidney Cure. One dol
lar bottle and part of the second
cured me entirely" Foley's Kid
ney Cure works wonders where
others are total failures. Sold by
Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
Public Warninql

We shall not be responsible if any
person takes any but the genuine
Foley's Honey az.55 Tar for coughs
and colds. limitations are worth
less and may contain opiates. The
genuine Foley's Honey and Tar in
the yellow package contains no OPT
ates and is safe and sure. Sold by
Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
HON. to Apoiid Appendicitis.

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipat-
ed. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
cures chronic constipation by stimu-
lating the loyer and bowels and re-
stores the natural action of the
bowels. Orine Laxative Fruit Sy-
rup does not nauseate or grippe and
is mild and pleasant to take. Re-
fuse substitutes. Sold by sturm &
Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24
This May Interest You.

No one is immune from kidney
trouble, so just remember that Fo-
ley's Kidney Cure viii stop the IT.
regularities and cure any case Of
kidney and bladder trouble that is
not ebyond the reach of medicine.
Sold by Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-04-24

HAVE YOU CHICKS TO FEED
If so We have the best chick feed
on the market. All kinds of grain
and seeds especially prepared 70,
young chicks at G. NJ. Vests feed
store, Fifth street. Both phones.
21apr6t.