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The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-04-20

Train arrives in Albany in time to
connect with S. P. southbound train.
Train Connects with S. P. trains at
Corvallis and Albany, giving direct ser.
vice to Newport and adjacent beaches.
Train 8 leaves Albany for Detroit at
1880 a. m. arriving in ample time to rea-
the Breitenbush hot springs the same day
Train a between Albany and Detroit
connects with Eugene local at Albany
also with local for Corvallis.
Train S leaves Corvallis at $50 a. m.
arrives at Albany 7;Io in time to catch
, Eugene local for Portland and train to
Detroit.
Train leaves Albany for Corvallis at
500 a. m. after arrival of northbound
i, Eugene local.
Train 7 leaves Corvallis at 500 p. m.
arrives in Albany in time to connect with
local for Eugene and way points.
Train leaves Albany for Corvallis at
7:35 p. m. after Arrival of S. P. local from
Portland.
For further information apply to
J. G. MAYO, Cen Pass Agt
T. Cockre1l, agt Albany,
II. II. Cronise, agt Corvallis.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-04-20
Salem, Or April 10, 1906.

Salem, Or :, April 10, 1906.
Mayor Corvallis, Corvallis:
Governor ,Pardee of California,
wires me that people are in great
need of immediate supplies. Threat
ened famine. What ran be done
should be done quickly. Please
organize to assist in alleviating suf
ferings of our neiehbors.
GEO. E. CHAMBERLAIN,
Governor Of Oregon.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-04-20

Ladies' underwear at the Ba.
zaar.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-04-20
For Sale.

For Sale.
White side oats. Inquire,
VIM. Crees.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-04-20

San Francisco Genl. Relief Com
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
Letter From Silver Heights

Mr.. Editor, il is now that we have TO
deal with the third party. In the out
set would say to Mr.. Z. Jeffrey
Travis that he is not the woman refer
red to in the article or discussion men
toned. Neither do think he lis the
father Of those children. II he is, Mr..
C. Z. Grady failed to credit him as a
full blooded human. But we have no
doubt but that you could make them
what you are. or even what you want
ed them to be. But the greatest diff
erence between myself and Mr.. Grady
and probably you. is that believe in
both schools and you seem TO believe
mainly in one. believe as much in
the common or day school as you or
any one else. but am forced TO believe
that am stronger in the faith Of the
Sunday school than anyone who would
intimate the position from which this
discussion hadits origin. | am sorry Il
came up about woman instead Of a
man. but am not to blame for that.
and this is one reason why ! protested
In the first place in our s. s. rally at
Weston. when said that ignorance was
bliss. had referAnee To the slusiou
that Mr.. Grady's science that had dis
covered the kinship between the poor
unfortunate woman and the hog. And
I stiIl say. 1t is bliss. il is bliss; but
am going to look for a mighty wave Of
reform to break out In the neighbor OF
StuWis; Il may also effect the high
school further east
X. M. FRANKS.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
Obituary

Emmett Williams was born Ang. 9Th,
1903. and died Nov. %, 1906. He was
sick only a short time and his death
was a great shock to the people. lie
was the only child Of Martin and Flor
enee Williams, and was the pride and
JOY Of their hearts. Weep not dear "a
Their and mother. grandfather and aunt
Emma. for he is only waiting on the
other shore. He was laid peacefully 20
rest in the Mt Zion cemetery. The
Lord giveth and the Lord tAketh away. I"
We must be submissive TO His will.
Dear little Emmett has gone for awhile,
Oh. We will miss his sweet face with
It's smile:
His chair at the table is vacant.
For he has passed away
To world where all IA happiness
And 4 world Of endless day.
II seems 50 hard to part with Emnet,
When he was 10 dear 10 " all:
But weep not dear mother and father.
For Il was the Sayiour's call.
He needed him 60 shine IN the bright
Heaven 20 fais.
Where Is happy without thought Of
an earthly care.
SO from HIS garden Of flowers.
He plucked this gem 80 rare
And Heaven has gained a jewel
by Emmet's sweet presence there:
And when my work IA ended.
And life on earth no more
Dear Emmett be ready 10 meet me
On the other shore.
A FRIEND.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
Banks

A New York bank which keeps open
night and day has lately installed for
the convenience Of is customers a
burglar proof automobile. This We
hicle is bullet proof and carries a large
safe boltcd to the running gear and
when stopped. cannot be stopped by
the driver not in possession Of the sec.
ret mechanism.
This machine makes trips to the
ticket sellers offices Of all the large
theatres and also 10 the restaurants.
When the machine arrives at the door
he pisces bis money in a SmAT steel
box which Is locked into compartment.
The customer has one key and the
bank teller the other. II the aulomo.
bile Is attacked and stopped by robber.
they cannot cart Il of and they eahno,
yet the safe loose from the machine.
Sometime ago bank In New York
declared 300 per cent. dividend and
in the same meeting also declared I
semi-annual dividend Of 30 per cent.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
Keep In Good Health

There are many thousands Of pcor le
all over the world who can attribute
their good health to taking one or two
Brandreth's Pills every night. These
pills cleanse the stomach and bowels,
stimulate the kidneys and liver and
purify the blood. They are the sane
fine LAXATIVE tonic pill your grandpar.
cnts used, and being purely vegetable
they are adapted to children and old
people. as well as to those In the yigor
Of manhood and womanhood.
Brandrcth's Pills have been in use
for over a century and can be obtain.
ed IN every drug and medicine store
either plain or sugar-coated.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
The Legend Of The tOur Leaf Clover
BY RUSTIC

bf RUSTIC
Where the mountain battles lis shadow
In the deep lakes limpid blue,
And the glory Of It's golden crown
Is daily wrought anew:
When the Whisper Of the white birch
Is borne upon the wind.
The close-cropped greensward now is
trod
BY few Of mortal kind.
For the quaint old monastry.
With its gables and its dome.
Hath fallen into sad decay.
The wild fowl make their home
'Midits carved and hutcd columns
On the trembling alter-atair.
And the night birds solemn ,monologue
Is the only sound Of prayer.
Yet the fragrance Of tsgreat estate
Clings around the ruins still,
And the stream that fed the fountain
\ Or turned the old monks mill
For the pressure Of the red grape juice
Is blessed In It's way,
/ And the rare traveller vets his brow
From the holy spring today.
On It's margin blooms the clover,
And the humming Of the bee
Is mingled with the memory
,. OF ancient legendry.
'Twasa friar. worn and bent with years
That passed the path alone,
When. startled by the sound Of sobs-
A broken hearted moan
lie drew the branches wide apart.
) And kneeling on the sod
Was a wildly weeping maiden.
Crying. MARY blest Of God.
oh. save my lover lie Is all
The Lord care TO know
The worthy priest flushed red with pain;
Cease ehildl or whisper low
r Thy blasphemous confession.
Know'st not the great decree
That only those that live again
Who revere the Trinity
+ Behold"-he stopped % pluck a spray
!. With the triple leaves Of green.
Here Is the mark that God hath Sc,
For all TO zee, ween.
The Father. Son and Holy Ghost
BY Natures fingers traced
Our great Creator never deigned
. That ono should be displaced
For mortal image. Go thy way.
And bow before your shrine
a In heartfelt penit,nce cuniess,
/, And worldly love resign"
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
Ills Farewell Sermon

Ed. J. l.. Paris will preach his fare.
well sermon To the people at Pleasant
Hill next Sunday. lie expects 10 leave
for Missouri Dec. %. where he has been
called To the care Of several churches.
The Record believes i is expressing the
sentiments Of the people in general
when Il SAYS We regret 10 give Brother
Paris up. Tut We feel that the Lord /.
directing him. and We can only say We
believe our loss will be gain 20 the peo.
pie with whom hc will b. associated
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
Oh Nate!

Gate never tells the exAs, truth.
prcyariea,e.
2-cAte is frail and gsntis. Del.
cate.
3Cate kindly points out the way.
Indicate.
Gate has a twin. Duplicate.
5-Cats seiies the property Of 9th.
ers. ConhseRte.
6-Cate leads a country life. Rus
tieate.
Gate brings others into troubls.
lmplieate.
sCate adds to the difsrul,y Of
many 4 case. Complieatc.
s-Cate takes leave. vaeate.
locate makes things run smoothly.
Laureate.
il-Cate on occasion denies ehurrA
privileges. Eseommunicate.
l2-Cate settles on a particular
spot Locate.
i3-Cate IL an eloquent pleader
Advocate.
li-CAte imparts much informAtioo
Communicate.
l5-cAte ofcts 4 perplexing prob
lem. Intricate.
le-Cate DEVELOPS mental and phys
steal powers. Educate.
l7-Cate has an influence foe evil.
lntoTicate.
is-Ca,e believes in home hi,
DomesticAtc.
10 Cate will die II deprived d ar
SufocAte. Elk.
Two good milk cows for sale
II. G. PANS.
X. y. d. No. /. Marion. Ny.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
RI. FlandrY'S
Insurance Agency

Representing the Farm Department
Of the Continental Fire Insurance Co,
ofN Y. for Crittenden. Lyon and
Livingston counties.
The Phoenix Mutual Life Insurance
Co. Of Hartford. Conn.
The Standard Accident and Health
Insurance Co, Of Detroit, Mich.
Indiana and Ohio Live Stock tnsur-
ancc Co, Of Crawfordsville, Ind.
call on or write to X. L. Flanary.
Marion. Ky. Tom Cook. Fredonia, KY.
=. p. Berry. Smithland, KY. Phone
20. Office jenkins Building.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

you see Paris has left me and he was
the Santa Claus of the firm. "
Bob Sayre: Gee! if | we're Santa
Claus, you bet I'd do lot. I'D do so
much that I'd forget and do it all over
again. I'd buy mudder, why I'D buy
mudder the whole world"
Major Clement: IL would sink that
shaft down far enough to reach through
and grab Chinaman by the head"
John Moore: II would have q breed
Of chickens that were Lulus. laying
hourly and Matching their eggs next
morning"
Levi Cook: II agree with John
Moore"
Judson Bennett: Let joy be uncon-
fined. Let's dance and be happy for
tomorrow we may have to 20 to Tolu. :"
Judge Pierce: II would stop people
telling about that collar button"
Bob Haynes: IL believe with Judge
Pierce that people talk too much.
Now when was up tree, but that's
another story"
Mr.. McElroy: II am fully in accord
with Brother Pierce and Brother
Haynes. | was never up tree. but"
900
Dave Kevil: Those are my senti.
ments.
900
Dentist Num-: And mine. "
900
Cort Pierce: me too"
900
Bill Clifton: Same here.
900
/ Venner. the depot agent: ''If
were Santa Claus would have train
on time. freight paid in advance. al
salaries increased and Christmas good
expressed free.
900
Gustava Haynes. II would give Al
the school children a dozen letters eael
before they get to the post Office"
900
\ Jim Freeman: II would give ever
teller in Crittenden county rurallrout
job and make Uncle Sam pay ther
500 per month"
900
DR.. r. L. Moore: IL would give III
people Of Marion a tobacco stemmer
a mile long and a mile wide. built fir
proof and compel all the tobacco grow
ers in fifty miles to haul their CROP
here. Why yes I could manage It"
4 A. II. Cardin: IL would give ever
family good jersey COW and II sh
came from my farm she would be
good one toe"
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

up brown. Yes'r indeed | would.
Don't talk to me white man, I'm a
befo'-the-wah niggah | is an know all
about it. Yes sab I'm a Dixie lander
us.
in Dixie land I'll take my stand
And live and die in Dixie"
and now a few words from the
RECORD:
Dear Readers:-The present year is
fast passing into the Shadowland, a
few more days and 1906 will have ceas-
ed. Have We made any part Of your
life pleasanter. happier or better?
We have told you Of our joys and our
sorrows, our comings and our goings IF
ty-two times have we come to you with
the stories Of our home life, with the
voices Of your absent sons and daugh-
tiers who ask US to tell you Of their
well doing and well being. We take
pleasure in this, il Is our part IN life
and we want 10 do Il well and very
completely. We. the RECORD, want
10 be a very near and dear friend. al
most kinfolk. We desire most Of all
TO receive a hearty welcome and a
pleasant look As We meet you each week
and tell you Of good joke over the
dinner or as the shadows gather to tel
you Of more serious things. We want
to know you better, to laugh with your
pleasures and to sympathize in your
troubles and difhcultie'. You really
scarcely know US yet. Shall we con,
tinue to call on you. we want to do so
Will you send Us an invitation? II L
50 easy to do. just your address ans
one dollar and we are sure then Of see
ing you every week in the new yea
and We are trying hard TO, make eael
sue ,eeding visit just the best yet. o
1
course you have our best wishes an
many. many Of them. many merr
Christmas's and Awhole heap Of happ,
happier. happiest New Years and W
somehow feel sure Of receiving tina
invitation" The REcoRD.
Harry Haynes: you better SC
Glen about this, he has Il right at h
fingers ends. "
DR.. 7. Atehison Frazer: II woul
give everybody package Of wax ar
, bottle Of Coca Cola"
Glen Num-: YES. Harry was sa,
ing something about this. You bett,
see him. he knows; he will tx Il 4
y right. am just going out to u
Z Hodge mine"
VIM Yandell: II would stop N
mining business there's nothing in Il,
IL Mr.. Persons; II would form a mi
g ing company every week and nal
: myself general manager. "
\ Black Hawk: Il would build anoth
jail and keep Canaan in il always"
A Mr.. Deboe: II would make Il Il
l., possible 10 elect a Democrat TO an
ID fee"
Joe Bourland; Lets see. to pr
)" them In three eolors would cost mo
than In one, you see Il would take thr
impressions. will study on It."
:, Mr.. Boston; II heard about Il
and aimed TO get up something. b
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21
SIDELlGHTS FROM THE FOOT
HILLS OF MIDDLE TENNESSEE
By OLD TIMER

Dr OLD LINEN
"A little nonsense now and then
Is relished by the wisest men,"
A symposium Of what some Of the
RECORD readers would do during the
Christmas festival if they were Saint
Nicholas:
fiorace H. Sayre: 81 would change
things around SO that we would have
snow and ice in the summer time when
Shot, rather than at this season
when nobody wants either"
Mayor Blue: Its a pretty large
question to answer off hand and I
would prefer to wait until l could look
I'm. the authorities. l. think. how
ever, from my recollection of the SUBJ
jet that would follow the precedents
and give the whole world real old
fashioned, jolly, good time"
tts
congressman James: ~ would give
every straight democrat first class
Office and as little work as possible.
90.
Judge Travis: 81 would increase
the pensions at least l60 per cent. and
some Of us ought to have more.
Huston 0rme: 81 would just give
everybody everything they wanted"
Jim Henry: II would give myself
back the voice lost hurrahing for
Cleveland-the old fool"
John Wilson: II would certainly
give those Evansville laundries 80 years
in the Pen.
tst
William Denwiddie Baird: 'If !
were Santa Claus would build pal
ace Of one great opaleseent pearl with
diamond windows and golden doors
and William was recently married. "
Tom Yandell: Give them all q
good dinner. new suit Of clothes and
put their money in the Marion bank. -
Gopher: Give everybody sixteer
ounces 10 the pound, four quarts to the
gallon and thicker slice Of ham in the
sandwiches"
Assistant Cashier Hubbard: 81
would have everybody come TO prayel
mesting. That would be jolly
Press MAXWELL Make eyerybod,
little happier, a little truer. max,
the Christ cbild a reality IN every hom.
n.L.of chr;s,r.s . r.aI. h;r,hd.y :,
thefworid's Savior.
90.
John.or c,;ds,. az don, ,h;nk
woold care 10 be Santa Clans and the,
Ih,vsr,t the time I'm very bu,v
We,re Aiming zinc
'ff"e
Captain Haase: 81 would make o
the Salem valley one great lake Of egg
noga with bridges Of fruit cake ever
twenty feet and would call all Of IN
stoo arpund the lake and present thef
with cut glass bowl and a silver eak
knife and say there II 49, help your
selves
"s
Cashier HAYWARD Of the Farme,
R.nk, IL don,t have To be Saint Nici
ol..,tn 40 thiuvn. I can do things m,
..,, "
,. George Re, Roberts sas., q t.. would . Ss
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Two good milk cows for sale
II. Q. PANS.
X y. d. No. /. harian. Ny.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

johnson Crider: IL don't think
would care to be Santa Claus and then
| haven't the time, I'm very busy.
We're shipping zinc.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Cashier Hayward. Of the Farmers
Bsnk, II don't have to be Saint Mich
olssito do things. ] can do things my
self."
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Dude Pierce: There's nothing in
life that care for now. I'm a blighted
being. Saint Nicholas even cannot
bring her back. she's married."
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

George Roberts: II would build
houses that wouldn't take an entire
coal mine every day or two to keep the
Temperature up to the freezing point.
I tell you these houses are darnedeold. -
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Captain Haase: II would make Of
the Salem valley one great lake Of egg
nogg with bridges Of fruit cake every
twenty feet and ! would call all Of the
inhabitants Of Crttenden and Living
stoo anund the lake and present them
with a cut glass bowl and a silver cake
knife and say there il is, help your
selves"
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Press Maxwell; Make everybody
a little happier, a little truer. make
the Christ child a reality in every home.
makeof Christmas a real birthday Of
thefword's Savior.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Uncle Elijah Mccain: me Sanity
Claus huhl II war. A great big
possum. sweet potatoes an gravy. an
gravy and more gravy. spec ole San
y would clare forgit bout his deer an
imAls. II var he I'm suah he would.
Go way white man. me SANITY Claus
a black SANITY. clar 10 goodness II
war sush nud Sanity I'd do the thing
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

"A little nonsense now and then
Is relished by the wisest men,"
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Harry Haynes: you better see
Glenn about this, he has Il right at his
fingers ends.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-12-21

Mr.. Boston: II heard about this
and aimed TO get up something. but
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-08
LOS ANGELES ARBOR DAY

Los Angeles should lend every pos
sible assistance to the coming celebra-
ton Of Arbor day. There is nothing in
which this city should be more inter-
ested than in tree-planting, and Arbor
day has encouraged arboriculture more
than has any other single factor.
Through its agency the waste places of
the middle west, the treeless prairies
and the windswept plains have become
cool and shady retreats, sheltered by
innumerable giants Of the forest. The
public attention was .riveted on the
possibility Of accomplishing this by
Arbor day, founded by our first secre-
tary of agriculture, j. Sterling Morton,
and every celebration since then has
added to the forest area materially.
To Los Angeles an Arbor day should
bear peculiar relationship. This city
Los Angeles herald., 1906-03-08
DEMOCRATS MAKE
MEETING PLANS
ENTHUSIASTIC WORKERS GET
READY FOR APRIL
Working Committees Are Named and
Expenses of Banquet Arranged
for-AIl Party Men Will
Be In Line

The quarters of the Los Angeles
Democratic club of Los Angeles, for
merly the Tammany club, were taxed
last evening to accommodate the large
attendance which was present to as
sist in the preliminary arrangements
for the meetings of the state, county,
city and congressional committees Of
California, which will ocur April 49,
to be followed by the Jeffersonian BAN
quet which will be given under the aus
pices of the club.
The gathering was an enthusiastic
one and a guarantee was made by
those present that every expense in
Cured in the undertaking would be
met by the members themselves.
Committees were appointed and in
structed as to the most effective man
ner of carrying out plans for the en-
tertainment of the representatives who
will be the guests of the Los Angeles
club for the day and evening.
Cake Is Chairman
George NJ. Cake was chosen as chair
man of the arrangement committee
for the banquet and given power to
select two others, who will act with
the chairman in completing the de-
tails for the evenings entertainment.
A. c. Harper, as chairman of the
committee on toastmaster for the BAN
quet, will be associated with Nathan
Cole, jr., and George NJ. Cake.
Mr.. Harper was also chosen as chair
man of the committee on speakers and
given the privilege of choosing his own
assistants.
Nathan Cole, jr., was the only MEM
ber appointed on the reception COM
mittee and the remaining committee
men will he chosen by Mr.. Cole, who
will act as chairman.
fNo1y int f.1n.
man on invitations to act with F'erdi-
nand Parmentier, Dan Il. McGarry, A.
Mars and A. S. Peterson.
M. T. Collins was delegated to see
the old-time Democrats of the city and
endeavor to get all into line for the
event of the immediate future and the
ensuing activities in WHICH the club
will participate.
Invite All Democrats
Resolutions were passed that every
one receiving an invitation to the BAN
quet, living north of the Tehachapi
should be exempt from charge at the
festal board, for which the regular
tickets will be $3.50.
The committee on speakers was in
structed to secure both Hearst and
anti Hearst addresses in order that all
sides may give expression at the con-
Vention.
Hon. Timothy Spellacy, chairman of
the state Democratic committee, is
expected to arrive in Los Angeles
within a few days.
While the banquet will be given as
Jeffersonian affair the date has been
set for April 1S in the interest of har-
mony and with the view of getting all
the committees together.
AS the first meeting of the state
Democratic committee in the history of
Los Angeles the convenings and ban
quet will be held under the auspices of
the Los Angeles Democratic club, for
merly the Tammany club.