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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24
LEARN To REAp MUSIC

Mrs. Annie d. Mcclure will or
ganize at once classes in sight
reading and part singing.
These classes will meet twice a
week at p. M. at the Chickasha
Music Studios, over Abercrombies
store on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Phone 4S2. or call any morning
at 7I4 S. Fifth St. 24-2S
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

The Home Mission Society Of
hickasha I. T. has adopted the
lowing resolutions
Whereas We have been called
p0n the second time to give ID our
slef state of Texas one Of our
embers ana Conference Officers
the p-rs0a ol Mr-. V. L. Perry,
II rsso.ved
h Thai ws as b0ly depl ge The
=pariuie of our ioyrd co-lahoreT,
hose 1ob.e christian character
DswerUng devotion to dutg ano
iltnred mind and heart eminen,lg
tied her to meet the responsibisi-
~ Of her high oaiae; and WAoe
hoIesome, sunny disposition eg.I
sdiated happiness upon tHose
round her. And be it further
solved.
That our Home Missiea Con-
srence Of the M. f. Church.
putin, has not only given up al
Hicer whose loss IS irreparable, K
ur auxiliary a member whose
lace cannot be filled, but that we
lch individually have sustained
he loss Of a loyal CO laborer, a
'easured friend. and congcuial
olrit whose p pIeseuce was ever an
lspiiation to Us. Resolved further
That We heartily congratulate
ir Texas Home Mission sisters
BON the acquisition Of 30 valua
K worker and that we CONNIE ud \
ster Perry to their love aud good Z
llowship.
Resolved further.
That oHc copy Of these resoIu
ms be sent 10 Mrs. Perry, one to
( ClTckasha daily papers and the
estern Christian Advocate. and
E copy spread upon the minutes
this Auxiliary.
Z W
Mrs. j. G. Early
Mrs. X. b. Welborne
Mrs. L. B. CroFord
Committee.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Dick Scarlett was married this
afternoon to his former wife from
whom he was divorced at the last
term Of court. R. F. Scofern per-
fc-ined the ceremony.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24
SOCIETY

@SSSSSS$S@SSSSS'SSSScSSSeSs
Mrs Warren Haight and shildseI
have returned from a six week.
visit IN Chandler. Oklahoma with
Nr Haight.
Mss Hannah Sarbach returned
yesterday from mpnthe visit witA
relatives. in Lincoln Neb.
Mrs n S. Weslbrooke left yes
terday for an extended visit in
Texas.
NH. Fred CASTOR Of Bowie Tex
a has been the guest Of Chickasha
friends for several days.
Mrs j. D. Chastain Of Harts-
horne l. 7. arrived Sunday for
several weeks visit with her sister
Mrs. ]. r. Harris.
Mrs. Chas. Hunter has issued III
vitations to an at home for Friday
afternoon.
Mesdames ]. R. Harris, A. B.
Cochran and Elmer Terrell were
hostesses .on Monday At delight
full afternoon function in the eIe-
giant home Of Mrs. Terri on South
Seventh St. The hours were devot-
ed to an art gallery contest, the
pictures represented by various ar
ticles, framed and hung on the
walls. Mrs. J. H. Griffin proving
herself the best informed lady in
that line received beautiful pic
ture. A dainty two course luncheon
was served. AT least one hundred
guests were entertained,
The dance given last night BY
the married Elks assisted by their
wives was decidedly pleasant af-
fair which goes to prove the old
adage, Two heads better than
one etc. These jolly EIks have en-
.ertained before, and last nights
lance under their management was
40 exception to their usual rule
ind was thoroughly enjoyed by an
immense crowd. The Ch;ckasha Or
,hestra furnished the music, and |
he program differing somewhat
rom theusual waltz aud two steps
nterper5ed witn quadrilles and
'chottishes. Sandwiches. pickles,
dives and coffee were served. The
snest list included Messers and
desdames Askew, Crib, Galloway, |
ohnson, Sparks, Humphrey, Tins
nan, DeVore, Pettyjohu, Slusher, /
dorgan, Dwyer, Griffin, Brents,
'eitz, Miller, Mesdames McClain, i
'owers, Fisher, Bryan, Misses
'yle, Fagan, Hardin, Hamilton,
burton, Corkhill, Alma and Julia
'igmon, Spencer, Saunders Sher-
Vood, Thompson, Hewitt, Maddox,
Jim, Cochran, Fraser, Messers
'echheimer, Wallace, Witherspoon,
icConnal, Bryan, Owsley, Boyd,
'horI, Barefoot. Gilkey. Williams,
ohnson, A. and w. Melton, En-
les, Castor, Mcfarland, Har-
our, Ellis, Johns.
Thursday of this week being St.
auls day there will be Holy Com.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Special bargain counter prices.
A IS foot front corner lot. A quar-
ter block A quarter block with 2
houses all on South Hill, these are
bargains. Counter prices, see us.
r.. M. Cochran 224 Chickasha,
avenue. lot
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

FOR sALE-Horace Greeley the
noted black warrior Jack, IS hands
nigh, weighs 500 lbs. black with
mealy nose and white under belly.
Can be seen at 9th street barn.
Cheap for cash. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Mrs. ]. c. Cross, who for short
timehas been living on Chickasha
avenue has moved back 10 her
home place on Idaho aud 9th
street.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Thursday Of this week being St.
Pauls day there will be Holy Com.
muulon administered at 1000
o clock in the morning.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

The Rathbone Sisters will meet
tomorrow night at 1890.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Mr. and Mrs J. Leroy Sadler
ft yesterday for San Antonio
here the latter will spend the
inter MI. sadler viii return
out Feb. and open a real estate
"a loan ofh.e. He is seeking a
-st floor location on Chickasha
Fe. Mr.. Sadler was one Of the
aiding real estate men Of South
K AIcster before coming here.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

For Rent Two Oklahoma farms
we'll improved, cash or crop rent.
See Mordt < Co. 26-2o
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

B Col, S. H. Russell Of Ardmore'
vas in the city last night, going
.gest this morning.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Wanted-A seemstress wanted to
ielp on coats, who has some ex-
perience. Apply at Emersons. 20 81
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

St. Lukes Episcopal church
Rev. G. w. Cook Rector.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

The Ladies Of the Maccabees
i'll give public installation and
ok supper Thursday evening at
Il. %. y. wv. hall Coffee viii De
rived and every lady II requested
} brtng a well filled basket,
uongh to feed two. Baskets
o higher than 80 cents. 2o-31
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

The case Of Dr.. Freeman and
1edical Board will come up be-
ore Judge Dickerson tomorrow.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Wanted To buy 50 houses, I
10 ) rooms. Collins & Green,
honse movers and well drillers
office phone Ioo. residence phone
Al. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Subscribe for the Daily Express
70 cents per week.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Brown News Co. wants t~o
News Agents for Topeka and Dali
las runs.
Mgr. 27-2o
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

A. T. Smart will be in charge at
R. n. Cochran's Office to sell Real
Estate. During Mr.. Cochrans abb
sence. lot
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

LosT.-A gold scarf pin, figures
Of two grey hounds; On West Hill.
Liberal reward for returning to
Mrs. ]. " Light or this Office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Below we give you list Of Hosiery
we have the Exclusive Sale For.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-01-24

Z subscribe for the Daliy Express-
J Roy Williams. editor Of The
LaWtou Constitution was a visitor
~ the city today.
Joe Barber. Of Oklahoma City,
an old Chickashan IS IN the city
today meeting old fsiends.
Dick Lawrence IS moving MS
residence on Fourth street and
viii remodel and rebuild.
II. B. johnson was in Fl Reno
yesterday, attending I'll. meeting +
directors Of the FL Rene Mil <
Elevator Co.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Danger From The Plague.

Theres great danger from the
plague of Coughs and Colds that
are so prevalent, unless you take DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton. Coughs aud Colds. Mrs. Geo.
Walls, of Forest City, Ne. writes
ats Godsend to people Twin elm
atcs where coughs and cold, prevail,
| find it quickly ends them. 1t pre-
vents Pneumonia, cures lagrippe,
gives wonderful relief in asthma and
hay fever. ane makes weak lungs
strong enough to ward off consump-
ton, coughs and colds. SOC and 81.
Guaranteed by Woods X Orme, drug
store. TRIAL bottle free.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Kills His Man.

Henderson, Ky, March S1-lra
Williams, a boy seventeen years of
age, killed, William Cutler at the Co
quillard wagon works today.
Cutler was one ot tho foremen and
had trouble with the hoy two weeks
ago. Today he ran a truck over the
foot of the young man, and he grab
bed standard and hit Cutler in the
back of the head.
The blow proved fatal and Cutler
only lived until seven o'clock tonight.
He leaves wife to whom he had
been married for six mouths.
Williams has been locked up here
on the charge of murder.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
The Richest Man in the World.

The richest man in the world can
not have his Kidneys replaced nor
live without them, so it il important
not to neglect these organs. If Fo-
lcy.s Kidney Cure J., taken at the
first sign of danger. the symptoms
will disappear and your health will be
restored, a, it strengthens and builds
up these organs a. nothing else will.
Oscar Bowman, Lebanon, Ky. writes
II have used Foley, Kidney Cure
and take great pleasure IN stating it
cured me permanently Of kidney dis
ease. which certainly would have cost
me my life.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
The Original.

Foley ~ Co., Chicago, originated
Honey and Tar as throat and lung
remedy. aud on account of the great
merit and popularity Of Foley's Hon
ey and Tar many limitations are offer
ed for the genuine. These WORTHLESS,
limitations have similar sounding
names. Beware of them. The gen
uine Folcy- Honey and Tar is in a
yellow package. Ask for it and re.
fuse any substitute Ii is the best
remedy Tor coughs and colds Wood,
d Ormc.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Advertisement Gets a Wife.

GAINESVILLE, Tenn, March 30. As
result of an advertisement for a
wife in a matrimonial journal, Ed
ward Wilson Of jacksonville, Ore. =,
married Miss Ora Baker, a splendid
young woman of Elkten, Ky. Mr..
Wilson's lad. " was read by Miss
Baker about one year ago. They be
gan to correspond, photographs were
exchanged aud the result was that
Mr. Wilson boarded an eastbOund
train for the home of his bride and
the ceremony was performed The
couple left Immediately for their
home in Oregon.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Albert 7. Patrick.

New York, March 30. -Four years
after the date on which he was con
victcd of the murder of Vim. Marsh
Rice, the Texas millionaire, Albert
I. Patrick Is plea that an actual test
be made to prove or disproye his con
tention that sembalming fluid and
not chloroform was the cause of the
condition Of Rice's body was grant
ed today. II was the office Of Dis
trict Attorney jerome which had un-
dcrtaken the Investigation.
IL was announced from District
Attorney Jerome's Office today that
experiments to test Patrick theory !
were begun under the direction of
that office. Two persons whose bod
les will be used either to aid in Civ
ing Patrick his liberty or defeat his
efforts to secure new trial, are pa,
tients who died in the Metropolitan
hospital few days ago, and the dis
position Of whose bodies are under
he control of Dr. Louis Schultz, of I
he Charities department Of the city,
Who assigns them for that purpose. !
They are aged % and 20. One Is
'lder and the other is younger than {
iice !
The bodies will be- ombalmod with {
be same sort of fund used in Rice's I
asc. After suit ,ble time elap,es {
utopsic, will be performed :
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Clears The Complexion.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup slim
ulates the liver and thoroughly clean
-cs the system and clears the com
plexion of pimples aud blotches. 1t
i, the best laxative for women and
children as it is mild and pleasant,
and does not gripe or sicken Orino
is much superior to pills, aperien;
waters and all ordinary cathartics as
it does not irritate the stomach and
towels. Moods d Orme
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Murdered His wife.

Greensboro, n c. March 30. AT
ter a jury had dclibcrated for thirteen
hours Saturday DIR. J. b. Matthew,
was convicted of having murdered
his wife, by injecting strichnine into
her leg, as he pretended to be pray
ing at her bedside Guilty of muir
der in the second degree was the yer.
diet, and Judge Ferguson sentenced
the prisoner to the penitontiary for a
term of 20 years
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Cured HemOTrhageS Of the Lungs.

Several years since my lungs wcr,
So badly affected that had man,
hcmorrhagcs, writes \ VI. AXE, OF
Wood, Ind II took treatment witt
several physicians without any benz
fit. then started to take Foley
Honey and Tar and my lungs are now
as sound as a bullet. RECOMMEND
it in advanced stage, of lung trouble.
Folcy's Honey and Tar stops III,
cough and heals the lungs and pre-
vents serious results from cold Re
fuse substitutes. Woods Il Ormc.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Stomach and Liver Trouble Cured.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
stomach and liver trouble as it aids
digestion. and stimulates the liver
and bowels without irritating these
organs like pills aud ordinary cathar-
tics. 1t cures Indigestion aud sick
headache and chronic constipation.
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does not
nauseate or gripe and is mud and
pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes.
Woods 4 Ormc
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Nervous
Worn-Out

If you are in this condition,
your nerve force is weak-the.
power is giving our, the or
gans of your body have
Slowed up" and do their work
imperfectly. This. failure to,
do the work required, clogs
the system and brings distress
and disease. When the nerves,
are weak the heart is unable
to force the life-giving blood
through your veins; the stom-
ach fails to digest food; the
kidneys lack power to filter
impurities from the blood, and
the poisonous waste remainS in
the system TO breed disease.
Nerve energy must be restored.
DR.. Miles Nervine will do it.
because ii strengthens the
nerves. it is a nerve medicine
and tonic, that rebuildS the
entire nervous system.
Several years ago | was all broken
down. | was nervous. MOrn-out. could
not sleep. and was ia constant pain.
L doctorcd for months. and finally the
doctor said he could do nothing for
me. | began taking DIR. Miles
Nervine. and used altogether eight
bottles and became strong and
healthy, and now weigh 170 pounds"
II. G. CUNNIi CHAM.
EllSWOrth AlpUhAnN -
DR.. Miles Nervine Is sold by your
druggist, who will guarantee that tina
FIRST bottle will beneft. " u fails, he
will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart. Ind
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Girl Loses Eye.

Franklin, Ky, March 80. Miss
Bessie McFarlan to-day submitted to
an operation for the removal Of her
right eye. She was feeding chickens
when a hen flew in her face and pee
ked the eye. She suffered greatly
aud DIR. W \. Guthrie advised the
operation
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
NOTICE!

Lost, March 18th, between the
Watson graveyard and the Ada Flor
encc mines, small grip containing
some small clothing of a child. Any
one finding it please notify me at
Lola, Ny. The finder will be paved
for his trouble. BERRY DAVIDSON.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Smelling Works Burned.

Grand Encampment, Wyo., March
30.-The great smelling and concen-
trating and electric and steam plant
of the Pennsylvania and Wyoming
Copper company has been almost
completely destroyed by fire. Loss
$500, 600 which is partially covered
by insurance.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
GENERAL QUESTIONS.
Blood Poisoning

'uI', from chronic constipation,
l'1 D. guicEly cured by Dr. King =
w Life Pills. They remove all
,o0oo. Germs from the system and
use new life and vigor; cure sour
IVA. b. nausea, headache, dizziness
come without gripping or dis
c'o'' 21c. Guaranteed by Woods
'rnc druggists.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
MARKET BASKET.

BUTTER Packing lie per lb.
good country l6-lS4c; Elgin 30e in
Sob tums. 29tc in 80 H. tubs FL
gin lb print, 30c.
POI lrRY-Hens he per ID. rooSters
&c per 10. spring chickens Ice. ducks
ola 9c, young l5c; turkeys lac.
EGGs-l2 he. ease count. handl
e. he.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05

FOR SALE-Cheap, top buggy
and harness, model stove No. good
as new. Mrs. MARY DRURy.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
Worlds Almanac
and Encyclopedia
Is on sale all over the
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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
SEARCH QUESTIONS.

What gospel gives the fullest of the Judcau
uucy What gives the fullest account? , Where
M events of these periods occur What does Lk mean?
~ imply the which intended to pursue2
What spirit did the show disciples? State
the three disciples that proposed follow Ex
'.c meaning of each What does LIZ lO1 show Jesus
W work thi, period How would be required to
this pauY II What Is the general instructions
~ dcpcsy II On what previous had he similar
on,2 3 For What does Jesus upbad the which he had
Is What principle is implied in Lk 10 1872
GENERAL QUESTIONS
Why do think there number travelling with Jesus
What claims first in life Why did
W ag~ territory What of the special things
% ought be trained? When and by whom
nt chapter, aud verses
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
THE TEACHERS TRAINING.

J. In kuoelcdgc
OF the Bible. it, Evidence it, divine origin
Evidence Of It, inspiration Historical fact, of Bible
Bible geography. Doctrines of the Bible. @ Principle.
of Bible Interpretation, Manners Of Bible
OF pedagogy teaching method of instruction b The
mind and soul which we teach
IL In experience
OF Gods pro,idcutial and discipline in life
Oi the Sputs work iu OF heart,
Ill Ia practice
studying with teaching teaching. In training.
THE BIBLE Subdivisions, The Bible divided into chape
1850 by Hugo de Sanard Testament was
dd into d 1851 boy Robert Stevens Engishman The
o4 Testament divided by Athias Jewish
The titles and captions chapters inspired aicisod
words supply the wanting in the orig
The historical doctrinal and prophetic n the
truth that which second ought to be third that
@ shall be pleased God begin his realm Of reality
that build the realm duty upon give gmp,cs coming
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05

4 car load Of -four to sell.
Hicklin Bros.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS
TRAINING CLASS
LESSON XIV


No = s. lesson in this week readings.
Sunday April Final departure from Gace Mt 1874 Mk 10:
II; LIZ 9.5l-j so
Monday, April False followers CHRIST s1922 Lk
Tuesday April 10, Mission OF the seventy Lk l0I-l2
Wednesday, April IL, Woes the the
Tx 1O13-1G
Thursday April ~, The seventy return, Lk. IO17-2O
Friday April b. Christ rcoces spirit Mt II % p Liz 10 %
Saturday April H. Invitation 10 the burdcncd Mt $3.50
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1906-04-05
HELPS TO STUDY

LIZ 95l that he should be up.
the corresponding verb used Nh 1919 H. % of the
Luke looks beyond the
village shows that part journey through Samaa
Neither Matthew nor Mark mentions the Samaritan incident
The fact that they had provide him place lodging Go
indicates that there company travelling
that he shortly disciples indicates
slider the journey in Juo 40 different wander
made So however not by absolute poverty s by the
mission.
3d. The general meaning the kingdom of
heaven always has the first clam and there
duty of preaching the Kingdom that
wise imperative duty Of showing respect aged parents
stand IN the of such service Lesser be
who hav heard such duty spiritual, dead
V 81 ito bid farewell to lngc htlc longer taking the final
step the outcome Of which would probably have resolution to
follow Jesus would have disappeared Ia these three dis
cipc with their To the in danger of tax
ing mpusyey step the significance had not considered
Jus point. dscphp to the second its
prompt decisive choice
81 IA lOI ,q "seycut, other two and two into
aud village whittier lc come TIN, sen
Fence makes u clear that Jesus planned quite extensive tour
Intending himself TO visit less than thirty probably more Where
thesc towns were Luke does other than between
Gaoe aud Jerusalem Probt, many perhaps most them Ia, i'm
Pcrea Matthew Iudca implies, This
wa the territory inhabited b., had as vet done
little work Knowing that the Do, mean, Do. plan.
tour which shall reach fully may remaining district of Pal.
We these Scriptures muclug severe and gentle
l,. Of Jesus character
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1906-10-17
nearing Another,s nurden.

That il is not impossible to ring n
new change on woman's aversion to
telling her correct age las been proved
by the rector of IL New York church
He does not appear to be mere than
fifty years old, but declared to an in
curing parishioner that he was seven
ty-ive and added, Il shall be seventy
seven my next birthday"
"'Ile other evening"" lie explained,
my wife and | computed that our
combined ages foot up to hundred
years. Now, of course, no lady is ever
over twenty-five years cid, so to keep
peace in the family suppose l must
say I'm seventy-five."
But why will you be seventy-seven
your next hirthday:"
Because my wife's birthday and
mine happen to fall on the same date,
and''-with Il sigh OF resignation-"oi
course shall have to shoulder both of
tp.,n -