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Laboratory Of Applied Physiology.

The municipal council of Paris has
adopted proposal of NJ Bussat for
the foundation of a laboratory of APP
piled physiology. NJ. Bussat has him
self sketched out scheme of the
work which should be undertaken in
such laboratory, relating to the ali
mentary value of foodstuffs, muscu-
lar work. intoxication. etc. and he
suggests that the director should give
publicity to the work of the labora.
tory by means of a course of lectures
to the pupils of the professional and
normal schools of Paris.
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There is an old story of a Frenon
kings astrologer. who made a false
prediction concerning the issue OF n
certain battle.
You are an excellent prophet,
said the king. casting vicious glance
at him; NOW pray tell me how many
days you think you will liver
81 shall die just three days before
your majesty" answered the willy seer
His majesty took good care to keep
him alive.-Youth.
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MUSINGS.

Good wives and loving ones are
synonymous.
Grass widows haven't got the clio
yer market coruered.
Marriage is often the outcome of
possessing a good income.
1t is easier to acquire wife than
1t is to keep a servant girl.
A good neighbor is one who is
good enough to mind his own bust
ness.
Men think of retiring from business
as condition sure to bring content
ment.
No woman has nerve enough to ask
man If her complexion is on
straight
Talk is cheap; otherwise the aver
age wife would soon bankrupt her
husband.
Some men look TO see II the Tue
is coming in before casting their
bread upon the water.
When a man admits that his wife is
nm angel it's safe to ask him how long
he has been widower.
What happy old world this would
be If people who lose their tempers
were unable to find them again!
The frankness with which a 17-year.
old girl refers to herself as an old
maid is only exceeded by the frank
ness with which denies it ten years
later.
THE BACHELOR GIRL REFLECTS
A widower's first wife is always
the best.
Could news OF the Japanese wal
be called yellow journalism.
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worshlped the Camel.

For sixteen centuries the inhabi-
tants of Beziers. in south France,
have held the camel sacred. for in
$50 A. d. st. Aphrodise. mounted on
one of these animals, evangelical the
city. In their museum they preserve
a curious papier-mache enigy of a
camel
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14
Bronze Work for Fair.

The striking bronze cartouch and
chapeaux in Senator William A.
Clark's residence in New York will be
exhibited at the Worlds Fair. 1t Is
one of the handsomest pieces of archi-
tectural bronze work not only in this
country but in Europe.
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tel in the library this sentence: Il
am old and l have had much trouble.
but most Of 1t never happened" No
woman would have ever adopted that
for her motto and she couldn't have
lived up to It If she had. She has
plenty of trouble and the troubles
that never happened troubled her
more than the ones that did.-Ex'
change.
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Not Biaoted.

Brown thought you were a yege-
tartan. but l hear you eat mutton.
Robinson am not bigoted vege'
tartan. only eat the meat of such
animals as live on vegetable food
Stray Stories.
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The ancient Persians. Hindus.
Egyptians, Buddhists, Greeks. Ro-
mans, Jews all tasted. The Jews used
It as a means of insuring victory over
an enemy. or bringing down rain from
heaven.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

In order to get at the grain raised
in Lee county, Illinois. the Chicago &
Northwestern railroad has contributed
81 600 to help the farmers of that sec
ton build good public turnpike.
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Miss Thirtiodd-A gypsy fortune
teller once told me that | would die in
the prime of life.
Mr.. Biffkins-What awful liars those
gypsies are.
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The value of the diamonds in the
United States is estimated to be $500
100000. OF this amount sl7o.ooo. 900
worth are owned by residents OF New
York.
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A little girl OF nine years skipped
The rope 200 times in Pittsburg, Pa.
IN competition with other children,
md died soon after of heart disease.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

We've got new boarder-woman
suffrage advocate. They unloadf
twelve griddles with her luggage t
day.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

Object to Sunday Hunting.
Ths majority of the Swiss Parlia-
nent are averse to Sunday hunting.
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No. 7768.
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
of the
MESA COUNTY NATIONAL BANK

Grand Junction In the State of Colo
RADIO, at the close of BUSH
ness, Sept. 4, 1906.
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State of Colorado
County of Mesa,
l, orson Adams, Jr., cashier OF the above
named bank. do soemnly swear that the above
statement is true to the best Of my knowledge
oRSoN ADAMS, Jr.. Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 9Th
day OF Sept. 1906.
WILLIAM A MARSH, Notary Public.
My commission expires Jan. 7th, istg.
| - Correct-Attcst;
| SEAL W. II. Bannister,
| - +. A. Wadsworth.
Geo. T.. Haskell
Directors.
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THE cRusTY BACHELOR.

Woman has been extemporaneous
ever since the creation.
Woman in Chicago (of course) got
lot of duplicate wedding presents
She had duplicate husbands.
Every time a nonogenarian dies
they look up the records to see how
many times he's been married.
We've got new boarder-woman s
suffrage advocate They unloaded
twelve griddles with her luggage to
day.
Stratagem is said to be a dominant
feature in woman. but there are. nev-
ertheless. comparatively few female
chess players of note.
l went to bazaar one evening in
favor of Free Ice Fund. Every
woman present was clad en- dccollete
went away shiverlng.
When some married women are
happy and contented and well cared
for they buy book on chronic all
ments and take their choice.
Did you ever see woman go int
a drug store and ask for ten two-cen
stamps and then inquire blandly
'How much is 1t. pleased" 1t takes {
woman to do IL.
The most exacting female l eve
knew refused to marry highl,
worthy man because his name wa'
Noah. She was fearful of being re
| ferred to as Noah's wife.
A faltering friend of mine was en-
gagged once. but the very next ds.
after his proposal he got stage frigh
and removed to another state Tn
engagement was short, sharp and de
cisive.-New York Telegraph.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

Lewiston, Me, has moon-eyed
aorse-an animal that goes blind
.yery month on the full of the moon.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

Woman in Chicago (of course) got
lot of duplicate wedding presents
She had duplicate husbands.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

Stratagem is said to be a dominan
feature In woman, but there are. neN
ertheless. comparatively few femal
chess players of note.
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RESOURCES
Loans and discounts ................. sI79,qf7 ~
Oyerdrafts. secured and unsecured. . 1926
u. $. bonds to secure circulation 100. $1,000
Premiums on u. s. bonds. .........-... 10000
Bonds. securities. ETC.. ......... b5,O51.57
Banking house, furniture and fixtures 10000
Due from National banks (not reserve
agents. ...-.. =. sec ...-.+... S,5is.OI
Due from state banks and bankers. 10000
Due from approved reserve agents.. 1ls,5si.23
Checks and other cash items. .......... 5.241.a2
Notes of other National banks ......-.- 2,530.0o
Fractional paper currency, nickels
and cents Z}i.Uo
Lawful money reserve in bank, viz;
Specie .-.t -s.- -...-- S2l,ls9 -
Legal tender notes .-.. l2ll5Ao 39.bi0.25
REDEEM ption fund with U S. treasurer
Is per cent of circulation)...-... 10000
Total. .....................s sie,Oes.ss
LIABILITIES
Capital stock paid 500 ooo.oo
surplus fund ........................ 12.500.0O
Undivided profits, less expenses and
National bank notes outstanding .-.. i00oo1.oO
Due to State banks and bankers 24s4j.9s
Individual deposits subject to check. 457 CPS. 81
Demand certificates Of deposit ....... Nsi3.6a
Time certificates of deposit..--...... 81 ,2l5.6 90
Reserved for taxes. ..--..-..-.- ltoO.uo
Total. ..-.ss sN-ls,ucaho
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went to n bazaar one evening 4
favor of Free Ice Fund. Ever
woman present was clad en- deeollett
l went away shiverlng.
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When some married women are
happy and contented and well cared
for they buy a book on chronic all
ments and take their choice.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

Did you ever see a woman go into
a drug store and ask for ten two-cent
stamps and then inquire blandly;
'How much is 1t. please?" 1t takes a
woman to do IL.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

Good wives and loving ones are
synonymous.
Grass widows haven't got the clio
yer market coruered.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

The most exactine female ever
knew refused TO marry a highly
worthy man because his name was
Noah. She was fearful of being re
ferred to as Noah's wife.
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THE BACHELOR GIRL REFLECTS

A widower's first wife is always
the best.
Could news OF the Japanese war
be called yellow journalism.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1906-09-14

Marriage is often the outcome Q
possessing a good income.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18
Human Blood Marks.

A tale of horror was told by marks OF
human blood in the home of j. w. Viii.
liams, we'll known merchant of Back,
KY. He writes; Twenty years ago
had severe hemorrhages of the lungs
and was near death when / began tax
ing DIR. Kings New Discovery. 1t com
pletely cured me and 1 have remained
well ever since" 1t cures hemorrhap es
chronic coughs, settled colds and bron
chitis and is the onlyknown cure for veal
lungs. Every bottle guaranteed by w
M Bloss, Ceredo, and r Ney Williams
Kenova, druggists. SOC and 81 90. Tria
bottle free.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

An exchange gives the following
receipt for stocking up the pen
itentary: "When your boy dosen't
want to go to school, let him loaf;
when he gets into mischief and
your neighbor reports it to you,
curse him i'll the presence of your
boy; do not reprimand the boy.
When he gets little larger and
pnrloins something of value and you
find 1t out, just laugh at i. and let
it go; when he gets into anything
that calls him to the justice court
and he is found guilty, pay the fine,
curse the court and jury and every.
one connected with the matter, pity
the boy, and you will have splen-
did candidate for the pen"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18
PICTURES! PICTURE>!!
Have You n Picture of n Dear
Relative or Friend You De-
sire Enlarged?

am prepared to paint a picture
IN oil to look as natural as life in
enlarged form. This is no cheap
work, but is of the highest class.
l am So situated, however, that [
can afford to do the work cheaper
than the same can be done by 9th
ers and as | am citizen of Ceredo
you can see the picture before pay.
ing tor IT, Visit my home in the
Frasher Building on "B" street
and see samples of my work and
will be glad TO quote prices. You
may not have another opportuni.
ty to secure a handsome OIL
PAINTING at the price l will give
you now.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

those composing the committee
on resolutions at the Indiana Repub-
lican State convention last week
understood their business well. No
true Republican could desire a more
definite platform than the one con.
sldered by that committee. The
resolution asserts that the party
"can be trusted to make changes in
the tariff whenever more good than
evil will result" This is quite a
contrast to the position of the tariff
tinkers who desire to do away with
good portion of the "protection
features" regardless of who will be
injured by the change. The tariff is
all right for the present. Let will
enough alone.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18
Is the Moon Inhabited?

Science has proven that the moon has
an atmosphere, which makes life in some
form possible on that satellite; but not
for human beings who have a hard en-
ough time on this earth of ours especial
ly those who don't know that Electric
Bitters cure headache, biliousness, ma
laria, chills and fever, iaundice, dyspep-
STA, dizziness, torped liver, kidney com
plants, general debility and female
weaknesses. Unequalled as a general
tonic and appetizer for weak persons
and especially for the aged. 1t induces
sound sleep. Fully guaranteed by w.
NJ. Bloss. Ceredo. and r. Ney Williams.
Kenova, druggists. Price only soc.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

lT would take a prophet to tell
when there liz going TO be a vote on
the rate bill. AT the same time a
vote is assured anil the mere fact
that there will be a vote and legis
lation is enough To make it certain
that the name Of Theodore Roose-
welt will rank high In the list of
Presidents who have really done
things. Opponents of the Presi-
dent and opponents of the ate legis-
lation of all sorts have pointed to
the practical assurance of a court
amendment as an indication that the
President has been defeated in his
fight for remedial Legislation. Such
critics have short memories 1t
will be easily recalled that only
fortnight before the session opened,
rare legislation of any sort was
secuted by many people as an ''irri
descent dream" or something of that
sort. The session had hardly open
ed before it was found that the
sentiment for legislation was so
strong that in could not be denied.
Then all the forces Of the opposition
were turned to making the Leg
latton of as little effect as possible.
The most that any of them have
succeeded in doing Is to have a
reasonable assurance of court re.
view provision that may hamper but
will by no means kill the law. 1t
is doubtful if the President yet re
allies that the court review provision
will really be inserted. He thinks
that by coalition of the Democrats
and few staunch Republicans that
he will be able to crowd through
the Hepburn bill unamended. But
this is not the case. The amend.
ment will be tackled on by the Sen.
ale and it will be adhered to in con
ference. But the first fight will
have been won and rate legislation
will be an assured fact. There
probably will be more drastic legis
lation in the future. There certainly
will be If it is shown that the com.
ing law does not have the effec
that the President intended. But
the fact remains that the first will
come just as surely as the rate bill
is gong to pass. This achievement
Is enough to assure the Presidents
name place in history and
historians will see to it that the
honor is duly accorded. The pres
ent victory in the line Of rate legis-
lation will look a great deal bigger
a decade from now than it does to.
day,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

In speaking Of the speech de.
livered by Senator Elkins on the
railroad rate question last week the
Washington Post says:
"Mr. Elkins yesterday entertained
the Senate with one Of the most en-.
tightening speeches thus far de.
livered on the railroad rate question.
lie discussed the practical side of
raIlroading, and threw light on a
phrase Of the issue that heretofore
has been neglected.
Mr.. Elkins has had experie nee in
railroad construction, financing and
management which peculiarly fits
HIM for dealing Intelligently with
the rate question. He also discussed
the larger legal and constitutional
question involved with force and
cleyerness. Ills speech made an
upon the Senate which
ll Is generally believed will have An
effect upon the future course Of rate
regu.aticn.'
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

JAMES A. OLDFIELD, who former
ly published the Mcdowell Record.
err and the Hinton Republican, and
at one time represented Mcdowell
county in the Legislature, dieC
at his home in ST. Marys, April 9th
of heart trouble. He was city
attorney of st. Marys at the tim,
of his death.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18
Gan This Be?

The newspapers are talking about
Hon. Jas A. Hughes having clear
field for denomination TO Congress
in the Fifth District. How can
this be with the CEREDo ADVANCE
Haunting at the head of its editorial
column the bold announcement OF
p. II. Napier that be is a candidate
subject to the Republican conven
tion.-Parkersburg State Journal.
Mr.. Napier Is certainly in the
race.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

AS the coal miner, the operators
and the retailer are all claimin o.
that they are starving to death, it
suddenly occurs to us that it must
be the consumer who is making all
the money out of the threatened
strike.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

THOMAS b. GARNER, formerly pro-
prietor of the Catlettsburg, (Xy.)
Press, has started a new paper
at B!ue6eld called the Bluefeld
Leader. 1t Is Democratic as regards
politics.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

KANSAS is having tornadoes.
Are you not thankful that you live
in West Virginia?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

IT now looks very much like
Governor Pattison will recover.
He is improving nicely in Cincin-
natl hospital.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

SPEAKER CANNON insists that a
man is only as old as he feels when
it comes TO the question of a presi-
Dental nomination.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

THE Parkersburg State Journal
says: "The Wheeling Telegraph is
the Mount Vesuvius of the Demo
cratic party in West Virginia. "
Well! WE'LL!
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

lT now remains to be seen whether
the Gar will dissolve the radical
parliament or whether the radical
parliament will dissolve the Car.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

VEsUvIUs. the most celebrated
volcano of the globe, has been be-
having very badly of late. The
eruptIons have been terrible.
Whole towns have been destroy ed
and thousands of lives lost.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

AMBASSADOR HENRY WHITE Is
now coming home to tell the State
Department how he arranged the
Moroccan difficulty.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

KING Victor EMANUEL has Just
notified the President of the birth
of seventh son to the Duke and
Duchess of Genoa. The President
has called on the commissioner of
of migration for statistics before
formulating his reply.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

AMBAssADREss SToRER had better
hold conference with Mrs. Minor
Morris before she calls at the w hite
House to have personal interview
with the President.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

SPEAKER CANNoN is now trying
the difficult feat of sitting on the
lid of the tatiff barrel and the pork
barrel At the same time.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

JIM Howard now having been
sentenced for life for shooting Gov.
Goebel, need have no hesitation in
expressing his opinion of the jury
that convicted him. There will be
no chance for contempt proceedings.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

DELAwARE's agitation for the ex-
ecution of criminals by electricity is
regarded as another blow at Mr..
Addicks.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

The head Of the Btddhist church
who recently lectured in Washing
ton was good enough to say that
Christianity would answer the pur.
pose in The absence Of anything
better in ,his country
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

IT ls being suggested that we
should donate The Philippines To
hing Alfonso as q wedding present
But after an Spain ba. nova, d..
anything TO u- 10 warrant l
harsh treatment.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18
ANNOUNCEMENT.
FOR CONGRESS.

We are authorized to announce Hon.
=. III. Napier, Of this county, as can
didate for Congress, to represent this
(the Fifth District, subject to the Re-
publican convention hereafter to be
called.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

JAMES A. BAILEY, proprietor of
Barnum 81 Bailey's circus, died at
his home, the Knobs Corcoran Ma
nor, Mt. Vernon, New York,
Wednesday, April llth, from cry.
siPelas. The attack was a virulent one
and altt ough four physicians and a
corps of trained nurses worked over
him until the last minute, thev
could not save his life. He was
% years of age.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18
CHAs. 4. DAVIS.


MODEL STEAM LAUNDRY, of Tr0nfon and
the lRoNToN DYE House. Work called
for and delivered.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

about the millenium aud recognized
fixtures.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

CoNGHEssNAN RANEy says tba,
tariff revision is sure to come i'm tbis
country. Speaker Cannon was nm
kind enough to add sometbin,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-04-18

The Republican Congressional
Committee for the Fourth District
met at Parkersburg last week and
decided to call the convention to
nominate a candidate to succeed
Congressman Harry woodward.
The convention will be held at
Parkersburg May 22d. Up to date
woodward is the only candidate.