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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18
SECOND PASTURE.
Editors of Trade" papers known
as grocers' papers.
as grocers' papers.

Remember, We don't put the
brand on all. by any means. Only
those that require it. These men,
bers of the tribe have demanded
that we carry advertising in their
papers and when we do not consid-
eritadvisable they institute cam
paign of vituperation and SANDER,
printing from time to time manu-
featured slurs on Postum or Grape
Nuts. When they go far enough
we set our legal force at work and
hale them to the judge to answer.
If the pace has been hot enough to
throw some of these cattle" over
on their backs, feet tied and bel
lowing" do you think we should
be blamed? They gambol around
with tails held high and jump still
legged with a very "cocky" air
while they have full range, but
when the rope is thrown over
them tits different"
Should we unite them because
they bleat soft and low? Or should
we put the iron on, so that people
will know the brand?
Let's keep them in this pasture,
anyhow.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18

Washington.-A resolution provid-
ing for the election of senators by di-
rect vote of the people has been ia
vorably acted upon by the House com
mittee on election of President, vice
president and Representatives in Con-
eress. The resolution which was in
troduced by Mr.. Morris of Nebraska.
makes the term of members of the
House four years instead of two. Both
propositions are to be accomplished by
amendments to the constitution. Rea-
sons why the term of members should
be four years are stated to be because
no party can inaugurate its policy in
two years.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18
Suffering from Hunger.

Naples.-No such scenes have pre-
vailed in modern times as those wit
messed on the streets of Naples and en-
virons within the last forty-eight hours.
Fugitives from the villages of Otta-
jano, Boso. Case, and others, de-
stroyed or partially destroyed by the
eruption, have made their way to Ma
pies. Most of them are without other
resources than the clothing on their
backs. Naples at all times, as Ameri-
can tourists well know, has horde of
beggars, but now the well-to-do viii
layers of yesterday are begging for
bread. 1t is estimated that 100000
people are homeless and destitute.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18
International Limitations.

PRESIDENT Buchanan. when asked TO
protest against certain alleged acts OF
cruelty charged against the papai gov
eminent In $780, announced through
Lewis Cass' secretary OF state, that TINS
government would not intervene IN the
aHairs OF another where the ihterVeh-
ton involved an impeachment OF the
government addressed. Inc RUE tneh
formulated, states Youth companion
has, with Few exceptions since con-
trolled the dealings OF this government
with other countries In such matters
Secretary Root has applied 1t to the stu
alton In the Congo region. A congress-
man having urged him to institute an
inquiry into the situation, with view
TO correcting ADMITTED ABUSES, ne repleo
that the United States has no power
under any treaty or agreement to pro-
pose an inquiry. and no treaty right
to participate in any international
conference on the subject. There will
be tens OF thousands of persons in
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18

Mayor Thomas L. Reilly, of Meriden,
Conn, after Icing three months in
office, has given up his job. Mr.. Reilly
election he was newspaper man. He
ran several professional baseball
teams. He says the occupation OF
mayoring has them all beaten to a
FRAGILE" Since coming into office he
has been harassed to distraction by
Office seekers. This will doubtless serve
as warning to newspaper men to re-
frain from seeking or accepting the Of
flee of mayor.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18

After vaccinated lap dogs. silver bath
tubs for toy spaniels. gum shoes. per-
fumed cushions, witchhazel nose and
eye washes, made-to- measure mackin-
toshes and pyjamas for the dyspeptic
pets of the rich women of New York, as
brought into public notice by the recent
show at the Waldorf-Astoria. there
seemed little left in the way of idio,ic
extravaganza. The limit then set has
been surpassed by one woman, who sent
to Paris for seven pairs-one for each
day in the week-of handmade bath
slippers for her King Charles spaniel
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18

"Say, Dick, what is this new fad they
call phonetic spelling?" Its the kind,
Jim, they used to fog you and me at
school for using"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1906-04-18

It's wise mining stock that knows
its own par.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS
Don't Mistake Cause Of Your
Troubles-Johnson City
Citizen Shows How
IN Crre r. ,ono
to Cure T nem.

Many people never Suspect their kid
neys. If suffering from lame, weak
or aching back they think that it is on
ly muscular weakness; when urinary
trouble sets in they think it will soon
correct itself. And so it is with all the
other symptoms of kidney disorders
That is just where the danger lies. You
must cure these troubles or they lead
to diabetes or Bright's disease. The
best remedy to use is Doan's Kidney
Pills. 1t cures all ills which are caused
by weak or diseased kidneys, johnson
City people testify to permanent cures,
Joseph Archer, auctioneer, living on
Main street, says ] can not say too
much in praise of Doan g Kidney Pills,
which have proven staunch friend to
me- | was troubled for years with kid
ney complaint, accompanied with the
usual backaches and other pains that
made walking q discomfort and stoop-
ing out OF the question. | used great
many remedies, bnt until l got a box
of Doan's Kidney Pills at the Patton
Drug Co.'S store found no relief. At
ter using q few Of the pills felt much
better and in a short time was thor
oughly relieved. | shall always rely on
Doan's Kidney Pills, for know from
experience that there is no better rem.
edy for kidney trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents,
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-anC
take no other.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Patton Drug Co., the reliable drug
gists of johnson City, are having calls
for "HINDIPQ, the new kidney cure
and nerve tonic that they are selling
under n positive guarantee.
Its merits are becoming tho talk Of
the town and everybody wants to try
1t, and why not? 1t costs nothing il it
don't do you good-not one cent,
They don't want your money if it
does not benefit you, and will cheer
fully refund the money. Try it taddy.
Practically every thing is ready for a
thorough test of the new electric e.
quipment of the Long Island Railroad
During the last three years the COM
pany has spent upward of $40, 900, 1000
aud has employed between 1900 and
1900 men in connection with the in
stallation of the new system.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
New Train Service

In connection with the fast train SER
vice of the Queen and Crescent Route
via Shreveport, the Missouri, Kansas
and Texas Ry. Co. has put on an addi-
tional train schedule to leave Shreve-
port at l p. m. and arrive at Dallas,
Texas, at 9:55 p. m. This new train
service has been instituted especially
TO take care of the through passengers
from Shreveport and points east there
If and will wait at Shreveport for arTi-
val of Queen aud Crescent Route fast
train assuring connections. The NJ.
X. IL [. railway also has a train leaving
shreveport at IL: 80 p M. connecting
with the day tralu Of Queen and Ores
cent Route which carries through
Pullman sleeper to SanAntonio, Texas,
via DALAI, Waco, and SmithviIle, and
arriving III San Antonio at sos p. In.
Corresponding service is operated in
the opposite direction. BY means of
this new daily service of the M X. st.
Ry., the Queen and Crescent Route is
able to offer its patrons additional ia
cihties which will be of the greatest
advantage. 1923
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
Is the Moon Inhabited ?

Science has proven that the moon has
an atmosphere, which makes life in
some form possible on that satellite;
but not for human beings, who have a
hard enough time on this earth of ours;
especially those who don't know that
Electric Bitters cure headache, bilious
uess, malaria, chills and fever, jaundice
dyspepsia, dizziness, torpid liver, kid
ney complaints, general debility and
female Weaknesses Unequalled as u
general tonic and appetizer for weak
persons and especially for the aged II
induces sound sleep. Fully guaran-
teed by H. G Miller, druggist Price
only 50 cents
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
Nonresident Notice.
In Chancery Court at johnson CITY
Washington County,
Tennessee.
Mrs. Gertrude NJ. Gardner, complt.
Va,
Lewis s. Gardner, defendant

1t appearing from the bill filed in
this cause, which is sworn to, that the
defendant, Lewis s. Gardner, is non
resident of the State of Tennessee, il
is therefore ordered that said defendant
enter his appearance herein on or before
the first Monday in May, next, 1906,
it being Rule Day, and plead, answer
or demur to complainant's bill, or the
same will be taken for confessed as to
him and set for hearing ex.parte. aud
that copy of this order he published
for four consecutive weeks in the
Comet.
This, April 9Th, 1906
e. A. SHIPLEY, c. and NJ.
BY s. E. MILLER, D. G. and NJ.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
Human Blood Marks

A tale of horror was told by marks Of
human blood in the home Of J. w. Will
Hams, we'll known merchant of Bac,
Ky. He writes Twenty years ago
had severe hemorrhages of the lungs,
and was near death when began tax
ing DR.. Kings New Discovery. 1t com.
pletely cured me and I have remained
we'll ever since" 1t cures hemorrhages
chronic coughs, settled colds and bron
chitis, and is the only known cure fol
weak lungs. Every bottle guaranteed
by h. O. Miller, druggist. 500 and 81
Trial bottle free.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

The readers of this paper win be pleased To
learn that there is at least ole dreaded dis
ease shat science has been able to cure in all It's
stoges and that is Catanh. Halls Catarh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being con-
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken IN
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby de-
giuing the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in doing vs
work. The proprietors have so much faith in
it's curative powers that they Offer one hun
dred dollars for any case that it fails to cure
Send for list of estimonialS. Address,
T.. J. CHENEY s. co Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists i5c.
Halls Family Pulls are the best
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

tHere, my good man, said the kind
hearted woman, sis my husbands old
overcoat You will find it good aud
warm. "P'ank you, ma'am, very
much, but | COUNT think of it, repli.
ed the weary wayfarer. ara look so
comfortable in it dat it would ruin me
business. "-P Philadelphia Record.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

A free bottle of Mull's Grape Tonic,
the fruit Constipation Cure, can be
had by simply sending your name to
Mull's Grape Tonic Co., $40 Third Ave
nue., Rock Island, I'll. Ii you suffer
from constipation-try it. Your drug
gist sells it. The ST. 90 bottle contains
nearly three times the SOC size. Send
name today.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
DevilIs Island TnrtnrA

is no worse than the terrible case of
piles that afflicted me ten years. Then 1
was advised to apply Bucklen's Arnica
Salye, aud less than box permanently
cured me, writes L. s. Napier, Rugles,
Ky. Heals all wounds. burns and
sores like magic. 25c at H. @. Millers,
druggist.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
Excursion Rates to Los Angeles aud Sar
Francisco. Cal and Return.

The Southern Railway will sell round
trip tickets to Los Angeles and San
Francisco, Cal April "a to May 4, in
elusive, at very low excursion rates
Round trip rates from Bristol $75 so,
Knoxville 1863 so, and proportionately
low rates from other points, final limit
of tickets July 81, 1906 Stopover priv
ilee es and diverse routes will be allowed
going and returning. Apply to South
ern Railway ticket agents for tickets
and complete information, or communi-
cate with j. L. Meek, D. P. A., Knox.
vile, Tenn. mays
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Friend of the Family Your rich old
uncle died of softening of the brain, l
hear.
Ardluck (who got nothing)-Soften-
ing Of your granny! He died of ossif-
cation of the heart. Chicago Tribune.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

"Why is Justice represented with a
bandage over her brow?" "There is a
classical reason for it, +" said the lawyer;
'but to my mind it serves chiefly to
impress the frequency with which JUS
tice gets black eye"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

woman, woman! She is literally
starving swell, 1 can get her into
an elderly ladies' home" "But, my
friend, she would much sooner starve
than admit that she's an elderly lady"
Chicago Sun.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Wife-You know, John, you used to
like my little displays of temper"
Hubby-Yes, love, but it's been on
exhibition so long now l think it's lost
its bouquet. Boston Transcript.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
Sold by druggists i5c.
Halls Family Pills are the best,

Marie-Are You and Ida good friends
nowP / thought you used to be enemies.
Jessie-So we were; but since she
was i'll she has grown so ugly that ]
haven't the heart to hate her any more,
Family Journal.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

"Say, Dick, what is this new fad
they call phonetic spelling?" "It's the
kind, jim, they used to fog you and
me for at school for using. Baltimore
American.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
RAILROAD NOTICES.
Annual Reunion Confederate Veterans, New
Orleans, April IS, 20, ~, 1906

Round trip rates from johnson City
Sl4 40. Tickets on sale April %, %, "a,
limited to leave New Orleans until
April 30, with privilege of presenting
tickets and securing extension of limit
until May q, 1906. Leave johnson
City I1;4O a M, arriving New Orleans
$40 a. IN. For tickets aud complete
Information call on Southern Rail way
agents. j. l., Meek, d. p. A., Knox
Vile, Tenn
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Doctor-Your wife must keep perfect
ly quiet. She mustn't talk, you un-
derstand, not another word, You tell
her so.
Patients Husband Err doctor par.
don me-hut- err what am | paying
you for?-B Boston Transcript
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Mrs. Henpeck-They can't punish
bigamy too severely. No one should
have any sympathy for the man who
takes one wife too many.
Mr., Henpeck- idea, Maria! Do
you think | should be sent to Jail?
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
Ask for Aliens Foot-Ease, A Powder

1t makes walking easy. Cures corns,
bunions, ingrowing nails, swollen and
sweating feet. At all druggists and
shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept any sub
stitute. Sample free. Address, Allen
s. Olmsted, LIE Roy,-N. Y.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

"It must have been great shock tC
that high fnancier to be called on tc
testify" " 1t was. The shock was sc
great that his mind became blank. y
Washington Star.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

"What do you mean by saying that
Blank has mean dispositions" "Why,
he's the kind of man that would cuss
out whole railroad system if he hap
pened to be too late for traink. DE
troit Free Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
A Lucky POstmistress

is Mrs. Alexander, of Gary, Me-, who
has found DR.. Kings New Life Pills to
be the best remedy she ever tried for
keeping the stomach, liver and bowels
in perfect order. You'll agree with her
if you try these painless purifiers that
infuse new life. Guaranteed by FL. @.
Miller, druggist. Price 25 cents.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

"Afraid to trust your money to him
Why, he's master of finance, regu-
lar Napoleon "Ihats just it, Ma.
poleon eventually came to considerer
grief.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Suffered day and night the torment
of itching piles. Nothing helped me
until used Doan' Ointment. 1t cured
me permanently. Hon. John r. Gar
rett, Mayor, Girard, Ala.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Harsh physics react, weaken the bow
els, cause chronic constipation. Doan's
Regulets operate easily, tone the stom
ach, cure constipation. csc. Ask your
druggist for them.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children

successfully used by MotherGray, nurse
in the Childrens Home in New York,
cure feverishness, bad stomach, teeth
ing disorders, move and regulate the
bowels and destroy worms. Over 30,
900 testimonials. They never fail. A
all druggists, 25c. Sample free. Address
Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Carnce Miss Sharpun has brain
enough for two, bah Jove!
Florence-rhen why don't you mar
ry her, Clarence? Cleveland Leader.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

A healthy man 10 king in his own
right; an unhealthy man is al unhappy
slave Burdock Blood Bitters build up
sound health-keeps you we'll.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

81 know full well that lies they tell, ="
The CRATER said, ION me;
But they, for suuth, might tell the truth
And then where would ! be?"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Billionaires are becoming great foun-
ders of colleges" eyes. Or it might
be expressed, colleges are becoming
great founders of blllionaires. Wash
ington Star.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

'I've forgotten more than you ever
knew" Forgotten, eh?s When were
you ever before an investigating com
mittee?"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

"What is your pleasure, brother?"
asked the trance medium. 81 can raise
any spirit you may desire "a little
rye whisky fur mine, replied the fud-
died visitor.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Accidents will happen, bnt the best
regulated families keep DR. Thomas
Eclectric Oil for such emergencies. 1t
subdues the paiu aud heals the hurts.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

Father; take "a bottle of DIR. Fahrney' 8
reething Syrup home with you and stop
walking the floor while baby is teeth.
ing.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
! ake No Substitute

"Give me package Of chewing gum.
"We don't keep such things "Well,
you've got card in the window that
says Typewriter Supplies. - Hous-
ton Post.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

DIR. Fahrney's Teething Syrup is alb
solutely harmless to the youngest babe.
You can get sample by asking for 1t.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12

GRPIT 3: IS Ss: IS SD: A: e. as ; +; i;
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-04-12
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

MI sufferers should take Niles Nervine
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-02-05
Took Charge of Founding.

GREENSBORO. n. c., February H..
on application of w. b, streeter,
superintendent of the Nor,i Caro-
lima Childrcn's Homo socity. the
clerk OF the court last night issSd notice
OF application for. guardianship a white
infant IN the posssesson of Many IIoli.
colored. for the past six weeks. Deputy
sheriff Oscar Edwards went to Tho wo-
mans home to serve the paprs and
take the child under habeas corpus
proceedings. The foster mother 1rstest-
ed at giving, the child up, saying she
had just received n letter from a tadty In
charlotte. never to part with IT.
The infant. n boy three months old.
Was taken and delivered To S,reetf. In
whose possession it WILL remain unit the
time set for the hearing. ten days on
The baby was left with Nancy Hol elk
weeks ago by a strange woman, al 1t
has since been learned that 1t came rom
Raleigh and was the unfathered offspfng
of fourteen-year-old girl there
1t is very dimunitive, but seems TO lave
been we'll cared for. though the of-
ficers says its surroundings were filhy
and unsanitary. tho child sleeping In a
room with four negro women and in I'D
with two OF them.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-02-05
VIRGINIA
BRIEFS
Especial to The Times.Dispatch.)

Especial to The Times-Dispatch.)
BIG STONE GAP, Va, February A.
Joe Isaacs, Syrian merchant, of APP
palachia, Va, who shot and instantly
killed Ciriffe, his former business
partner, at that place about a month
ago, was tried in Judge Skcens's court
at Wise, Va, last week. The jury failed
TO reac ha verdict In the case. there
being four for acquittul and eight for a
penltentiary sentence.
DANVILLE, NA.-Bull, dogs, cur dogs
and mongrels promise to become scarce
in Danville If the Common Council con-
ours in the action of the Board of AL
dermen in adopting q new dog tax ordi-
nance. A general tax of sl.50 on male
and So on females is provided, but the
owners of bull dogs, ours or mongrcls
are required to pay tax OF s25.
FREDERICKSBURG, VA.--The mag
nifcent monument to General Hugh Mer-
Ger erected In this city by the United
States government, at q cost of So, 900,
has just been completed. and put in POSI-
ton, but the unveiling ceremonies will
not take place until spring.
FREDERICKS HALL. VA.-The valu-
able farm, "Elmwood," owned by Mr.
Everett Waddey. of Richmond, has been
sold to Mr.. Knight, brother of the
postmaster Of Richmond. This Is an old
colonial estate, formally owned by the
Saunders family.
IARR1SONBURG, VA.-The Wampler
school-house near Timberville. this coun-
ty, was destroyed by fire Friday, en-
failing n heavy loss. Tho fire is supposed
to have caught from a defective flue.
after the pupils were dismissed. The con-
&c, Tot, los
NORFOLK, VA.-Benjamin Gimbert,
| postmaster at Oceana. Princess Anne
| county. Va, has been arrested and hail
ed in tho sum of $500 for his appearance
before United States Commissioners p. S.
| Stephenson, next Tuesday to answer the
/, charge of signing the name of Dempsey
Sears, an old negro. to n pension check
OF seS M
STANTON, yA.-There was four fire
alarms turned in Saturday which is I'M
usual for Staunton. The damage was
| slight There was also three runaw ways. all
| OF which were teams httched to milk
| wagons. the loss in each case being the
| wagon and Its contents.
| WINCHESTER, VA.-"Perfection." one
OF the handsomest social hunters seen ir
recent years at Virginia horse shows
\ winning scores of blue ribbons, was sold
Saturday by his owner. John Il. Lindsey
of Berry's Ferry, Clarke county, to a.
l.. Warthen. OF Front Royal, Warren
county for one thousand dollars