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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
Vindic ated.

The trapeze performer had refused
to give up the leap for life, though he
had been warned again and again that
he would some day fail to catch the
swinging bar
AT last 1t happened as they had
predicted and he plunged downward
head-iirst before the panic-stricken
crowd
After II had been found that he had
suffered nothing more serious than a
scalp wound, his wife angrily ex.
claimed:
i've always said you were the
most headstrong person | ever saw"
Chicago Record. Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
Power Reduced.

"He started away with 90 horse
power" related the new member OF
the automobile club.
And what power did he return
WITH" asked the other member.
One horsepower"
What? Do you mean to say one
horsepower would move that big ma.
chine?"
1T had to. The farmer only had
one old plug he could spare when
the machine broke down 20 miles
from the nearest repair shop."--Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
Mistaken Identity.

Mrs. Moruingsyde (showing Cen.
trail Park TO Mrs. Struckoyle, Of
Pittsburg) That monument? Oh,
that's Cleopatra's Needle 1t came
from Egypt. you know. and is literally
covered with hieroglyphics.
Mrs. Struckoyle.-Goodne graci.
Gus! And hasn't the board of health
ever tried to exterminate them?-
Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
viii Pose,

He--Why are you wearing taat ex'
pensiye gown at that dinner tonight?
II isn't such a swell affair,
She-I know It; but don't feel like
talking much and with this gown on
] won't be entirely lost sight Ode
'-Olt Free Press,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
Miserable.

odd man wilkins Is feeling miser.
able"
You don't say, | thought he was
looking In splendid health"
That's just it, He's feeling so
healthy he can't think Of anything to
take medicine for, so he just sits
and pines. Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
Paraded Too Much,

Father lin alarm)-I think we'd
better call the doctor, The baby has
slept thirteen hours straight.
Mother-There's no danger. He
wore his first pair Of pants yester.
day; that's all.-Detroit Free Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
A Mean ADVANTAGE.

Maxim going to quit rooming
with Charlie.
His Chum-Whats the matter?
Does he talk in his sleep?
Max-No, but he listens, when ! do.
Detroit Free Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
The Fierceness Of Debate,

You think your next speech will
make an impression" said the cam.
paign adviser.
Il do" answered the candidate.
Have you any new arguments to
place before your opponent"
No; but have a lot OF new names
to call him. Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
Could Erupt and Run

Don't you think IL is queer that
smart man like Mahomet could ever
have expected mountain to go to
him."
"oh, ] don't know; maybe the
mountain he had reference to was
volcano. "-Detroit Free Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
More Respectful,

How do you like your new cook?"
she cant cook as well as the old
one, but she treats Nv lots better
Milwaukee Sentinel
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
An INCOMPLETE Reformer.

so you approve of spelling re.
form?"
Certainly"
Have you adopted it?"
Not yet ] haven't had time to
go through my letters and un.spell
them. Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
What Callers Are For.

Now, Hannah, just look at these
%1airs! There must be an inch of
dust on them.
We'll, ma'am, you know yourself
you haven't had a caller for nearly
week.--Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
The Inertia of Jones,

What do you suppose is the cause
of Jones getting on in tile world so
slowly"
"PurA laziness. That man would
actually rather pay rent than move"
Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24

Flo (chatting with strangely Your
teacher is charming young lady.
suppose you love her very much?
Billy-Steady steady! D'you think
I'm going to tell you all about my love
affairs?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24

We'll, no man has to die more than
once"
II don't know about that The
youngest soldier in the civil war dies
regularly every year or two"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24

Jane tprotestingly)-But I don't
think missis would like this sort Of
thing. sir.
Old Sparkins-No, Jane, don't
think she would. Not in her line at
all, Now, I'm very fond of 1t myself.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-11-24
|Ea. 81 DEAa,
STILLS
A Difficulty.

A Difficulty.
This oratory. all well meant.
OFT leaves us in a plight
A man Is just as eloquent
When wrong as when he's right.
Washington Star.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23
Napoleon's Ink Wfuer.

Napoleon was hero to his valet, Constant. though he sadly marred the servants effort to dress him neatly Said the valet:
 His brooches were always of white cashmere. But two hours after leaving his chamber it often happened that they were all spotted with ink, thanks to his habit of wiping his pen on them and shaking ink all around him by striking his pen against the table. How ever as he dressed in the morning for the whole day he did not change his toilet on that account but remained in this state until night The whole inside of his boots was lined with white fus- tian. Whenever one of his legs itched, he rubbed it with the heel of the boot or shoe with which the other leg was shod, thus heightening the effect of the spilled ink
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23
Notice to the Public

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned citizen of the United States is ill possession of the tract of land described as the N. 15 of Sec 36, Tp. Is S., 14E.. according to the survey of these lands made in 1900 by the Imperial Land Go. and commonly called the Imperial Survey Application has been made for entry, which is pending in the United States Land Office at Washington. This land is known to be vacant and unclaimed public land, as the School Section S6 in this township has already been located by the proper Authorities and is situated , miles East and F mile north of the lands occupied and claimed by myself
 hereby certify that there is no other claim or occupation to said land except mine. and that have been in possession of said land for necessary reclamation work has been done and that it is my bona fide intention to enter said land a desert claim as soon as the resurvey of these lands, provided for by the Act of Congress of July 1st, 1902, Statutes at Large. Vol. g, part 1, page 72S is completed and the map properly describing these lands Angeles, California, and the lands opened for entry.
 Signed: L. V. SESSION. Witness: L. E. COOLEY.
 Dated at Santa Ana, California, June F. 1oO6 J-16.J-7.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

vantageous points and do business on really sane business principles, the Standard seeks to injure them by tell ing lies about their solvency. However the calling down the editor received and the proposition Mir. Holt made him leaves him no resource. He is defied to deny that he is liar. There is n: t only exoneration but $5OOO in money ready for him the minute he proves there is word of truth in any of his statements. Five thousand dollars is a great deal more than he will make during the two years he has hired him. self out to lie about MT. Holt and Fl Centro and he would no doubt find a mortgage on some of this property if it was to be found.
 So much for the Standard and it's venality. The push it serves is en- deavoring to raise all kinds of cries to cover their tracks but the facts are clearly evident to everyone. They are the people who located town in an impossible place and have deluded peo- pie into investing there. Now that the inevitable results of their stupidity and disregard of business principles is bear ing its certain fruit they are attempting to delay the development and growth of the rest of the Valley because they can't profit from it. Such policy is bound to fail just as certain as the cinch policy of the Imperial merchants who tried to bankrupt the farmer,
 The Imperial merchants failed to wreck the farmer, their conspiracy was thwarted and the farmer Is in better shape than ever Just so will it be with the campaign of vllliany being waged against the business enterprises of the Valley. The enterprises will go on to great success and the enmty of the Imperial push cannot stay their progress one minute.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23
Notice

All persons are warned not 10 cut or remove any timber or wood from the NE 1 4 of section l5-l6-l3 and the s l-2 of SEE IA of section lOl6-13 commonly known as the Cole place, " "Holton place" and Wildcat Slough. '"
 F. J. Eddy.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23
POliteneSN.

Politeness is a kind of anaesthetic which envelops the asperities of our character, so that other people be not wounded by them We should never be without it, even when we contend with the rude.-JOubert
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

It will pay you to see Wilson for the best bargains in the Imper- ial Valley, or l have the best trad ing list in the Valley. Go out and look them over with me. keep rigs for that purpose and will offset my time against yours. Office Commercial Hotel. Imperial, Cal.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23
Almost Malignant.

M. D.-This is queer Have you taken anything that disagreed with you? The Pat1ent-Nothing but your advice uf yesterday
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

Ed. E. Boyd realty company says they have land and water stock for sale for $l4.OOper acre on the Eastside.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23
OFFICE OF l.. M. LYON
Representing

THE LYON BROS. CO.,, IT.. 0. COGGNs CO.,, New York City Pittsburg Pa
 California and Colorado Cantaloupe Distributors
 Selling and Distributing for Brawley Cantaloupe Growers Association
 Brawley, California = HoltviIle Cantaloupe Growers Association
 E1oltviIe California Fl Centro Cantaloupe Growers Association
 Fl CentrO, California
 We have agents city the United States that sell cantaOupes these tribute reach all smaller points accessible.
 distributors Rocky and established them contracted with the old original Rocky of Rocky Ford Colorado distribute their 19O6 making been appointed and distributing agents We also have contracts with Manzano Weer Newdale, Farmoun La Junta Granada Holly making NINE Associations covering the original territory comprising the Rocky Ford Cantaloupe District of Colorado.
 NOTE-Our Mr. L. M. Lyon will take charge of the Brawey office May 10 remain during the until his address will be 33O Washington Peter Hovey charge of the Brawley Lyon arrives
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

Where there is much pretenslon there Is much that has been borrowed; na- ture never pretends.-Lavatar. Colorado River Gage Taken At Yuma
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

Take life easy in one of our ham, mocks. Fl Centro Department store.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23
Perseverin&.

Jenkins is man of remarkable per severance"
 ''Is he?"
 Yes, indeed. He has tried six diff ferent kinds of hair restorer, and he hasn't given up the fight yet.''
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

Disgrace is immortal and living even when one thinks it dead flautus.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

If you don find what you want advertised in the paper Bert R. Chaplin can dig it up for you.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

For Sewing Machine repairs and SUD- plies see Teller, Imperial, P. o. building.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1906-06-23

Imperial Drug Co.'S Philadelphia Ice Cream; the kind that's good.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
CHINESE BECOME INVESTORS
Great Rush for Shares Of Canton-H an
koW Railway,

Great Rush for Shares Of Canton-H an
kow Railway.
Canton, March 15.-The rush of ap-
plicants for shares of the Canton-Han-
kow railway. issued during the day,
was SO great that the streets were
blocked with Chinese and soldiers
were called on to maintain order.
The concession OF the Canton-Han-
kow railroad was originally American.
Eventually the Chinese government
cancelled the rights and concession Of
the corporation, paying to the owners
as an indemnity the sum Of $780, 900.
The road was to be about 1900
miles long, with an extension TO Pc.
king of about l,400 miles, making a
total Of $500 miles. The acquisition
OF the concession by China came
about through the opposition of the
Chinese to the enterprise being in for
eign hands. The hostile feeling was
not confined to the ignorant classes
but was shared by Chinese capitalists
who were interested in the earnings
of Chinese railways.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
Intervention NECESSARY
MOROCCAN CONFERENCE At Al
cEcIRAs IN A HOPELESS
DEADLOCK.

Algeciras, Spain, March 15.-The
Moroccan conference has reached a
peculiar stage. 1t Is completely help
less to solve the deadlock over the re-
naming details OF the police and bank
questions. The sessions are temporar-
lily suspended, without knowing when
they will be resumed. The French and
German delegates are bound by their
instructions and, therefore, are unable
to make any further concessions and
the conference, not having judicial
powers, cannot settle the difficulties
by a majority. Therefore, It remains
for the governments themselves to In
tervene to reach an agreement.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
F>->s Breakfast
Luncheon
or Tea

A few small biscuits easily made with
Royal Baking Powder. Make them
small small round as napkin ring.
Mix and bake just before the meal.
Serve hot.
Nothing better for light dessert
than these little hot biscuits with butter
and honey, marmalade or jam.
You must use Royal Baking Powder
to get them right.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15

1t 10 not difficult to remove blind,
bleeding, itching or protrudiug piles
with hanZan the great pile remedy, It
10 put up in collapsat le tubes with noz-
zle and may be introduced and applied
at the seat Of the trouble. Stops pain
instantly.
II you eqer bought boz OF Watch
Hazel Salve that failed to give salts
faction the chances are IL did not have
the name n. G. Dewitt 4 Go. printed
on the wrapper and pressed in the box.
The original Witch Ha5el 6alve neyor
fails to give satisfaction Tor burns,
sores, boils, letter, cracked Hands, etc.
For blinb, bleeding, itching and pro-
truding piles il anordD almoet inmedk
ate releif. Il stops the pain. GOid by
Cook & Odee.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
hANsBRoUGH'S BILL PASSED.
Document Deals With Fort Rice Res.
ervation Lands.

Washington, March Ex-senator
Hansbrough called up and had passed
his bill providing that all persons now
having, or who may hereafter, file
homestead applications upon any OF
the lands situated within the aban-
doned Fort Rice military reservation,
In the state of North Dakota, shall be
entitled to patent of land filed upon
by such person upon compliance with
the provisions of the homestead law
and shall not be required to pay the
appraised values of such lands in add.
tion to such compliance with the home
stead law.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15

to the First regiment Of artillery of
the guards.
Ugly reports of another general rail-
way strike In Moscow are current.
The government is taking exceptional
measures and battalions of sappers
are being massed at Moscow to take
the places of strikers and military
trains are held in readiness at the
various stations to proceed in any
direction
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
Iowa Sheriff Kills BURGLAR,

Red Oak. Ia, March 15.-Sheriff
William Thomas shot and instantly
killed Harry Barker while the latter
was in the act OF committing a bur.
glary in the Office OF George Browns
iron works. Barker and a companion
were working in the lighted room and
the sheriff fired through the window.
The other burglar escaped. They Sc
cured no booty.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
WILL WELD NO FURTHER.
Germany So Notifies Powers Inter
ested in Morocco.

Berlin, March 15.-This is regarded
here as the critical period Of the Aige-
ciras conference. The German gov
ernment. through diplomatic channels.
is expressing to the powers not direct
ly concerned in the controversy its de-
termination to yield no further. Ger
many depends TO some extent on the
advice of the neutral powers to per-
suade France to accept the irreducible
minimum contained In the Austrian
proposals. although the precise func-
tions of the international inspector
ship will be subject to regulations yet
to be agreed upon.
King Edward, IL Is asserted here. is
exerting his personal influence with
the French statesmen In an effort to
induce them 10 be conciliatn-v
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
Chinese Rebels Beheaded.

Canton, March 15.-The leader of
the rebels Of Kuangsi province and
three others who were implicated in
the attack on the house of Rev. DR..
Andrew Beattie. the American mis-.
sionary at Fati, in February, were be-
headed March IL.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
WARNING TO TERRORISTS.
Reply Of General Rennenkampff t.
Threats Against Him.

Hepiy OF 0eneTdt HehHenkAnpn 10
Threats Against Him.
Chita, Russia, March 15.-On ac-
count of the wholesale arrests and exc
cutions characterizing the repression
of the revolutionists numerous threats
have been made against the life Of
Governor General Rennenkampff and
the latter has issued a proclamation
in which he announces that II an at.
tempt is made upon his life or upon
the lives of members of his escort all
the revolutionists now in prison will
be executed within an hour Thsre
are 600 revolutionists in prison here
and sixty military executions have
taken place at Chita or in its vicinity.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
ST. PAUL PRIMARY ELECTION.
Smith and Hoffman, Head Municipal
Tickets.

Smith and Hoffman, Head Municipal
Tickets.
st. Paul, March 15.-At the primary
election for municipal officers Robert
A. Smith secured the Democratic nom
nation for mayor, defeating John
WAGNER by a vote of 9,303 to 2.S25.
The Republican nomination for the
same Office goes to Luis G. Hoffmann,
who defeated DR.. Carl Wirth-5.1l7 to
$3.50.
NJ. A. Beckmann (Rep.) and Louis
Betz tDem.) are the opposing candi-
dates for controller; G. w. Miller
(Rep) and Otto Bremen (Dem.) for
treasurer and John w. Finehout and
Robert c. Hine (Reps.) are opposed
by Michael Doran. Jr., and Hugo Hanft
(Dems.l for the municipal court judge
se1pA .i$51-~
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
FAvORs SENATE AMENDMENT
Representative Babcock Speaks on
Statehood Sill.

Washington, March 15.-The legis-
lative bill was laid before the house
and Mr.. Babcock (Wis) took the floor
for a speech on statehood. He said
the house bill was one of the greatest
legislative outrages ever enacted: /:
that the senate had properly amended
the bill and he favored the senate
amendment
Mr.. Babcock dealt at length on the
reasons why Arizona and New Mexico
should not be united as one state.
Applause on both sides of the chamber
greeted Mr.. Dabcock's conclusion.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15

Don't tie cough OF cold up iE your
system by taking remedy sthat binds
tho bowels. Take Kennedy's Laxative
and Tar. At is different from oil other
cough syrups. It opens the bowels-ex.
psls all colds, Group. wheoping cough.
etc. An ideal medicine for young and
old. Children like il. Sold by Cook 4
Odee.
A liquid cold cure flor children that
is pleasant, harmless and effecti-e Is
Bees Laxative Honey and Tar. Superb
or to al other cough syrcps or cold REM
edies because 1t acts on the bowels. An
ideal remedy tor Coughs, Colds, Whoup.
ing Cough and al durable lung and
bronchial affections in child and lie
Pleasant to take.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
To Limit Hours Of Work,

Washington, March 15.-Represen.
tative Esch of Wisconsin has intro
duced bill empowering the inter
state commerce commission, when
complaint is made, to Ak the maximum
of hours for which employees of car
riers may be required to work contin.
uously.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
in Favor of Federation.

Charlotte, N. S., March 15.-The
committee Gu federation of the Pres
byterian churches of the United States
met here during the day. In his re-
port DIR. j. d. Steele, the secretary,
stated Lb9t tie churches with few ex.
eeptions are in favor of federation,
some fayoring the move conditionally
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1906-03-15
PLOT TO PROVOKE MASSACRE OF
JEWS IN RUSSIA HAS POW.
ERFUL BACKING.
E6H POLICE OFFICIAL IMPLICATED
PREMIER WlTTE INSISTS ON SUP
PRESSING LEAGUE OF RUS
SIAN PEOPLE.

st. Petersburg, March 15.-At the
days session of the cabinet Premier
Witte, who was warmly supported by
Prince Alexis Obolensky, procurator
general of the holy synod, and Count
John Tolstoi, minister of education,
insisted on the suppression OF the or
ganization known as the League of
the Russian People, through which
the agitation of the reactionary BLACK
Hundred" is propagated. The police
prefect, M. Won der Launitz, was sum-
moned to the meeting and asked to
explain how it happened that the pub
lication Of the proclamation calling for
the determination of the Jews was
printed In the official printing Office at
tached to his department. The pre-
feet denied having any personal knowl-
edge of the printing. However, 1t was
established that there Is constantly
accommodating evidence that the plot to
produce a counter revolution in the
hope OF sweeping away the reforms
OuLlluCO AL lhC AidAASoIo IA WV Nv
had its origin In court cabal. The
conspiracy includes General Trepoft,
commandant of the palace; General
Count lgnatieff NJ Stichinsky, former
chief adjutant of the interior depart.
ment: Count Sherometieff, a noted re.
dictionary, and General Prince Putiatin,
who are said to be utterly reckless of
the consequences.
Playing a Desperate Game.
The plan Is to provoke riots and
massacres OF Jews and revOlutionists
over as wide an area as possible in
order to justify still more terrible re-
pressions aud thereby prove to the en-
psror that the people are not ripe for
any soft of self government. 1t Is
desperate game, but 1t Is backed by
many of the provincial authorities and
the support of the governors general
has been enlisted, the former using
the police and the latter the troops,
among whom proclamations against
the Jews and revolutionists, which
are understood to have been printed
at the army headquarters in Odessa,
have been distributed
The completely OF Interior Minister
Durnovo In the conspiracy Is not
proved, although suspected. Premier
Witte and the Liberal section OF the
cabinet will be compelled to fight the
conspiracy and consequently break
In the ministry is not regarded as i'm
probable.
1t Is understood that $4,000 mem
bers OF the BLACK Hundred" in St.
Petersburg are armed, but it is not be-
lieved, In view Of the warnings they
have received, that the conspirators
will attempt to provoke massacre at
the capital.