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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-02-01
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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-02-01

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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
WHAT ALLIED JACKS sTEED.
He Had Trimmed" the Old "Craftv
shipshape to Facilitate
Navigation.

With many a hitch Of his trousers and
pulls at his forelock in respectful salute
to justice, Jack Collins, able seaman, was
n~avigated up to the courtroom railing by
. policeman on a charge of cruelty to
animals.
III had.a paving stone tied to the tail
OF the horse he was riding, your wor-
ship" said the officer who had arrested
him.
What was that for ?'sternly asked the
magistrate.
well, admiral, that wasn't no cruelty
TO animals, as this officer says, at ALL"
blurted out Jack. IL hired that bony craft
outside for a short cruise ashore. Soon
after getting under way / found the
bloomin' old packet wouldn't steer a little
bit. She was all down by the head
and tackled about the street when the
wind was fair astern. Try as / would I
couldn't get steady s~teerage way on her,
and she drifted to windward Just as often
as she did to lecward. Then, thinks l.,
shes too light by the stern, as her heels
were constantly. liftin' and racing just
for all the world like our propellers on
the ship when she .tosscs on a big sea.
shipmAte of mine that / met, and then
L just got him TO help me come TO an
anchor while l shipped a little ballast aft.
That's all, your worship. All shipshape
and above-board, and no reason in the
world why this blue and brass-bound cor
vette here should nave o%verhauled me
at ALL"
Dismissed" said the justice, after Jack
had agreed to jettison the ballast and take
the craft" nome in tow" which meant
lead the ancient steed back to the stable.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
READ AND YOU WILL LEARN

That the leading medical writers and
teachers of I'LL The several schools OF
practice endorse and recommend, In the
strongest terms possible, each and every
ingredient entering into the composition
OF DR.. Pterce's Golden Medical Discovery
for the cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia,
catarrh of stomach, silver complaints
torpid liver, or biliOuSness, chronic bowel
affections, and all catarrhal diseases Of
whatever region, name or nature. 1t Is
also q specific remedy Tor all such chronic
or long standing cases Of catarrhal affec-
tons And their resultants, as bronchial,
throat and lung diseases Except consump-
tiOn) accompanied with severe coughs. II
Is not 30 good for acute colds and coughs,
but for lingering, or chronic cases l, Is
especially eficacious Ia producing. per
Golden Seal root, Bloodroot, Stone root,
Mandrake root and Queens root-all OF
which are highly praised as remedies for
81! the above mentioned affections BY such
eminent medical writer's and teachers %
Prof. Dartholow, Of Jefferson Med. Col
Iege; Prof. Hare, of the Uniy. o.! Pa;
nett Med. College, Chicago; Prot. John
King, NJ. D.. late Of Cincinnati Prof.
John NJ. Scudder, NJ. D.. late Of Cincin-
natl !; Prof. Edwin M. Hale, M. D., OF
Hahnemann Med. College, Chicago, and
seOess p so 9snsFs o eqq nansti eminent In their
80
The ~Golden Medical Discovery is tho
only medicine put up for sale through
druggists for like purposes, that has any
such professional endorsement worth
more than any number of ordinary testi-
mOnials. Open publicity Of its formula
on the bottle wrapper is tho best possible
guaranty OF its merits. a glance at this
published formula will show that Golden
Medical discovery contains no poison
GUS or harmful agents and no alcohol
chemically pure, triple refined glycerinc
being used Instead. .Glycerine Is entirely
un0b~iectionable and besides Is a most
useful ingredient In the cure OF all stom-
ach as well rs bronchial, throat and lung
affections. There is the highest medical
authority for its use In all such cases.
The aDiscovery " Is a concentrated glyc-
eric extract Of native, medicinal roots
and Is safe and reliable.
A booklet OF extracts from eminent
medical authorities, endorsing its ingre-
dents mailed free on request. Address
DIR. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
THE SHOE PINCHES THERE
Point in Protective Tariff That Is
Perfectly Plain to the Work
ingman.

Suppose that to please Gov. Guile
and ex-Gov. Douglas and our manu-.
facturers of boots and shoes va
the American Economist. We should
also, of course, at the same time re-
peal the auty on boots and shoes
That having been done, our market
would be open to the product of for.
eign countries, and in a very short
footwear into this country against
which u own manufacturers would
have to compete. In order to meet
this Importation and be able to sell
boots and shoes in our own market in
competition with those from abroad
it would be necessary to make them
as cheaply. The cost of material be-.
ing the same in both countries, there
would remain nothing to bring abou,
equality in the cost of production ok.
cept wages. The consequence would
be, the wages of all the people in this
country engaged in making boots and
shoes would have to go down to the
level of wages abroad, which is about
half the amount now paid here. This
result would be most unfortunate u
Itself, but there would be other eff.
tects to follow. There are at pres
ent considerably over 100000 people
engaged in making boots and shoes,
and the purchasing power Of these
people would at once be cut in half.
p many towns and villages loot and
shoe making is the only occupation OF
a large portion of the people. To cut
in half the wages of the people would
mean the large diminution of their
trade with all classes of the commu-
aily. This would be reflected in buy
Ing the merchandise Of others, so that
the result would be far spreading. II
would be well to consider seriously
before taking the duty Off from hides
and boots and shoes-to estimate thor
oughly this matter of reduction OF
wages.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
To Cuba, Every Friday, the Havana
Limited,

A swell Pullman train of dining car,
club car with smoking room, barber shop
and bath room, with barber and valet in
attendance; stateroom, drawing room and
9:45 p. NJ. via the Mobile and Ohio r. r.,
and arrives at the steamship docks at Mo,
bile at 300 p. M. Saturdays. On arrival
of the Havana Limited, the palatial
nineteen-Enot, twin-screw S. s.. prince
George" sails, and passes into the har.
Dor OF Havana at sunrise Mondays.
Returning, the S. S. prince George"
sails from Havana at 500 p. M. Wednes-
days, arriving at Mobile at daylight Erie
days, and the Havana Limited leaves the
steamship docks at 900 A. NJ. and ar
rives at st. Louis Saturday mornings.
A delightful weeks outing-inexpensive
and full oil interest. Low rate excursion
tickets good for six months. Cali on your
home Agent or write Jno. M. Beaf, Gen.
eral Passenger Agent, st. Louis.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
NOTHING LIKE A BARGAIN.
This Country Will Continue to Con-
troll Its Tariff and Adj
ministration.

Although the concession Ia but fol
year, 1t may be safely assuma
that by next year at this time a perma.
nent arrangement will be made, n
that 1t will not be as the result of s
fake reciprocity treaty or any othei
concession or agreement by virtue o.
which we lose control of the provisioni
Of our tariff laws or the methods 0.
their administration, says the SaE
Francisco Chronicle.
Appearances indicate that the Ger
man government Is about ready to &C.
cept In Its dealings with us the Ameri
can principle of impartial trade. W.
give to Germany in most cases ant
should give It all the benefit OF oui
Dingley rates, which are our minimum
rates. In return we expect Germany't
minimum rates, and IL we do not ge.
them we shall have to create somt
maximum rates for the benefit Of Ger,
many and some other countries. A
good many preposterous stories havt
got into print as to certain things
which the president was to do fol
Germany ION the quiet" in return fol-
the concession of her minimum rate'
to us. One was to the effect that the
president vas to instruct our delegates
to the Algeciras conference to side with
Germany against France. Another,
equally absurd, was to the effect that
the president was to instruct the
treasury officials to shut their eyes to
undervaluations Of German commodi.
ties subject to ad valorem duties ir
this country. The president has nc
authority to Go either of those things
and If he had the authority 1t is an in.
suit to suggest that he would sell thu
American vote at a diplomatic confer.
ence, or order treasury officials to vic
late their official oaths. There has beer
no bargain made. There will be nc
bargain made. Germany and the Unit.
ed States will remain two friendly ma
lions and each will manage its revenue
laws to suit itself. But, as we expecI
most favored nation treatment from
Germany, we should give 1t to her II
return, which means the abrogation 0
all treaties which prevent 1t.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
RUNNING SORES ON LINES.
Little Girl's Obstinate Case Of Eczema
Mother Says: "Cuticura Rem
edies q Household Standby"

Last year, after having my little girl
treated by a very prominent physician for
an obstinate case Of eczema, | rcsorted To
the Cuticura Remedies, and was 80 well
pleased with the almost instantaneous
relief afforded that we discarded the physi.
clans prescription and relied entirely on
the Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and
Cuticura Pills. When we commenced with
the Cuticura Remedies her feet and limbs
were covered with running sores. In
about six weeks we had her completely
well, and there has been no recurrence Of
the trouble. We find that the Cuticura
Remedies are a valuable household stand.
by, living as we do twelve miles from a
doctor, and where it costs from twenty to
twenty-five dollars to come up on the
mountain. Mrs. Lizzie Vincent Thomas,
Fairmnount, Walden's Ridge, Tenn, Oct.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

in life when woman's great change
may be expected.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound was prepared to meet the needs
of woman's system at this trying
period of her life. 1t invigorates and
Strengthens the female organism and
builds up the weakened nervous system.
For special advice regarding this inn
portant period women are invited to
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
and it will be furnished absolutely free
of charge. The present Mrs. Pinkham
is the daughter-in-law of Lydia e. Pink
ham, her assistant before her decease,
and for twenty-five years since her
advice has been freely given to sick
women.
Read what Lydia e. Pinkham's Com
pound did for Mrs. Hyland and Mrs.
Hinkle:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
81 had been suffering with displacement of
the organs for years and was passing through
the change of life. My abdomen was badly
swollen: my stomach was sore; / had dizzy
spells, sick headaches, and was very nervous
Lydia E. Plnkham'S Vegetable Com
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
Merely a Suggestion.

Why not assemble all the e~uthanasia
cranks who wish to kill off the old and
"incurable" people in one inclosure and
all the cranks who produce schemes for
the abolition of death in another in
closure, organize them into football teams
and then turn them loose and let them
proceed TO exterminate one another in
true football style?-Chicago Chronicle.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications, as they cannot reach the dis.
eased portion Of the ear. There is only one way TO
cure deafness, and that 10 by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed condition Of the
mucous lining Of the Bustacbian Tube. When this
tube Is fnfained you have a rumbling sound or i'm.
perfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed, Deaf
ness IL the result, and unless the can be
taken out and this tube restored 10 Its normal condi-
tion hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out Of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but an infamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
By Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take hali's Family Pills for constipation.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
NJ = IL|F E.
A Time When Women Are Susceptible to Many
. Dread Diseases-InteIligent Women Prepare
for it. Two Relate their Experiences.

The "change of life"is
the most critical period
of a woman's existence,
and the anxiety felt by
women as It draws near
Is not without reason.
Every woman who
neglects the care of her
health at this time in
vites disease and pain.
When her system Is in
a deranged condition,
or she is predisposed to
~apoplexy, or congestion
Of any organ. the ten
dency is at this period
likely to become active
and with a host of ner-
vous irritations make
life n burden. At this
time, also, cancers and
tumors are more liable
to form and begin their
destructive work.
Such warming symp-
toms as sense of suffo-
cation, hot flashes, head
aches, backaches. dread
of impending evil, timid-
ity, sounds in the ears,
palpitation of the heart,
sparks before the eyes,
Irregularities, constipa-
ton, variable appetite,
weakness, inquietude,
and dizziness, are
promptly needed by in
telligent women who are
apprOachinp the period
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
Appalling Effect.

The struggling author opened the let.
ter the postman had just brought.
1t was frcm his publisher and contained
n check for a large mount.
Well" he chuckled, Il seem to have
found the secret of write living at last"
Chicago Tribune.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
Disagreeable Interruption.

Muggins-My wife says I'm one in Q
thousand.
Buggins Gee! What a hopeless minor.
ity.-Philadelphia Record.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
Flashing,

May--Miss Shove said at one time she
did not care to sing in the choir. Now
she seems more thar anxious.
Eva-Yes; she has Just had her teeth
filed with gold.-Chicago Daily News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Pending a settlement of these differences
Of opinion as to whether or not poverty
is a crime, the usual penalty will continue
to be imposed.-Puck.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

The trouble with men who think the
world owes them a living is that they
want to collect it all in advance.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

The pure-food law will be imperfect Il
it does not include the labelling of cold
storage eggs with the date of embalm.
ing.-Atlanta Constitution. .
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

A man has to undergo a lot Of bitter
experience to gain gnowledee that teaches
him he would have been better off with.
out it.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Don't spoil your clothes. Use Red Gross
Ball Blue and keep them white as snow.
All grocers, 5 cents q package.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Honest, now, doesn't it tickle ycu som'
to have some other man try on your hai
and find it too large for him?
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

People Who have nothing worth while
to talk about usually manage to keep up
q lively conversation.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

It is human nature to wonder how d
many incompetent people succeed whore W
~cant.-Judge.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethinR. softcns the eums, reduces IN.
Illumination, alays pain, cures wind collie. soc . bottle
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Garfield Tea keeps the digestive organs
in condition. 1t cures diseases of liver and
Kidneys and insures a natural action of the
stomach and bowels; it puriies the blood,
~eleanses the system and clears the com-
plexion.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
Didn't Work.

The Senior-So your old man has
struck.
The Sophomore-Yep; when 1 asked
him to dig up he said he guessed he'd
go out with the rest of the miners.-N.
Y. Sun.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Some men are deeply interested in the
pure-food law as far as it applies to
drinks.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

enYe permanently cured. No nts or nervousness III
hrsf days use of Dr. Kline's1reat Nerve Resto
or. Send for FREE 82.0O trial bottle and treats.
DR.. r. lin Ltd, oi Arch Street. Philadelphia, Ps
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Lewis Single Binder-the famous straight
Ne cigar, always best quality. Your deal.
err or Lewis Factory, Peoria, I'll.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

The man who takes no part in politics
has no moral right to talk about political
corruption.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
APosItIve
CURE
Elr's Cream Balm

b quickly pbsoFbSd.
fsiscs hstls6 1t Ones.
y deanses, soothes
heals and protects
the diseased mems
brane. 1t oxFes Ca
tsrrh and drives
sway . Cold - the
Head quickly. Re-
stores tho 6onses Of
Taste and Smell. n
gists o. BY mall III
yBroth@A5e vi
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
She Was qualified.

Mistress Above all, i want a servant
who has some refinement.
Applicant-Well, madam, I've been op-
Grated on for appendicitis and had pto-
maine poisoning twice. = Meggendorfer
Batter.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Crumbs of comfort make a poor substi.
tute for a square meal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Some books are writ great, some ac-
quire greatness by advertising, and some
have greatness read into them by the
critics.-Life.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

GyNobody but a pessimist can be-
lieve that this country will be as bad
as the socialists say 1t is.-Toledo
Blade.
Uvesuv1us should d. all Its spcat,
lng before Bryan gets around that way
on his tour. Bryan Is a dangerous
rival.-Philadelphia Press.
GIVE have neither tariff nor ship
ping laws that drive Americas boats
from the oceans All s~Aipbuilding ma
teriaI Is free. Every newspaper Of for.
elsn Icanings is against tho pending
treasure. That II 4 matter Of course
--nl1Ajo News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Some people are more skinned against
than skinning.-Life.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

A kindness is never a. lons-lived Is q
grudses-Judge.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
There ;Has Been a CHANGE.

The disappearance of the German
tariff wa cloud upsels many calcula.
tons reg lrding the congressional cam
paign OF 1906. The free traders well
coined the prospect and the American
Reciprocal Tariff league was preparing
60 go into every doubtful district in the
middle west and convert the present
protectionist majority in the lower
house into a tariff ripping force thai
by a coalition with the Democrats
would control action in favor of wide
oneu reciprocity in competitive prod
ncts and an all-round revision of the
Dingley schedules. Germany's unwill-
Ingness to begin hostilities has changed
the situation. 1t gives reciprocity o
serious setback and leaves the revi-
sionists short of ammunition. The
country is to be congratulated upon
the good sense Of the standpatters In
refusing to be scared by the German
threat.--American Economist.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
II Cures While You walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, %callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price CSC. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

IL wrote You for advice and commenced
treatment with Lydia z. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound as you directed, and I am
happy to say that all those distressing symp-
toms left me and have passed safely through
recommending you medicine to all my
friends. Mrs. Annie E. @. Byland, Chester
town, Md.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27
Another woman's Case

"During change of life words cannot ex-
press what I suffered. Ny physician said 1
had a cancerous condition Of the female
organs. One day l read some of the testi-
monials of women who had been cured by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and I decided to try it and to write you for
advice. Your medicine made me a well
woman, and all my bad symptoms soon
disappeared.
fadvise every woman at this period of life
to take your medicine and write you for adj
vice."--Mrs. Lizzie Hinkle, Salem, Ind.
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs. Hyland and
Mrs. Hinkle it will do for other women
at this time of life.
1t has conquered pain, restored
health, and prolonged life in cases that
! utterly baffied physicians.
bound Succeeds Where others Fail.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

YUH IKn NduHCnE, Hu wS very nHrsouH TuIceTy Vnrcu PHJHeIuI'
Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound Succeeds Where Others Fail.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-27

Climate splendid, school convenient, railways
close at hand, taxes low.