The Minneapolis journal., 1906-06-07
With the Long Bolv
Essay on Content1nent, Showing that About All a
Man Really Needs in This World Is a Contented
Mind, Good Cow and Few Hundred Thousand
Dollars In the Bank Against a Sunny Day
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Mind, a Good Cow and Few Hundred Thousand
Dollars in the Bank Against Sunny Day.
r-H HE poor =is the who knows TO cent
i'll exactly the amount of money he has in his
- clothes The capitalist is the who some-
times finds unexpected $40 bin in his pocketbook.
Ia It gives you CHEEKY, good-natured glow to run
ssued b. the
bureau of currency popular discourager of that
cerulean feeling. And It is cheerful thought that
green recipes for plenty vast numbers and that
| may all get our hands on them II we are smart
enough. r.. - I. @&. &
s There is always room on top. To be sure some
of our wealthy friends find this top Of their
brothers, but there others who have little private
tops Of their where they get nose up into the
and untrammeled air Of heaven and breathe deep
breaths Of careless liberty. ~' =" =
/ ie What does man want than appetite for
breakfast good cow, ten Of land, two three
little 6year old girls around in the neghborhood,
few hundred thousand dollars laid aside for rainy
day, good evening paper, set of Dickens and an
open fire in winter with the wind too-whoong in the
/ chimney. There few other minor things which
we will not mention here for fear Of exciting envy
Looks as tho we might get little rain. SO dusty
The country can stand certain amount Of for
naadehyde in it's baby food, but slap Is struck at
the bone and sinew Of the nation when it is found
that that rusty tack taste is gnawing away at the
very foundations Of our neer supply &.~ .... :.
@ Mr.. Moses Of the eighth ward became excited at
Che county convention that he consulted political
clara~voyaut. The rolled up her eyes, stag
i gered q few times scared off Indian control
| named Black Kettle who tried to talk Indian glib
berish and fell into deep trance This passive
dition seized by Henry Clay, who stated that
the democrats in 1908 would nominate Bryan for the
presidency and that the footloose Roosevelt follow
ling would naturally flock to him. ftThe7>republican
Enahonal convention said Mr.. Clay, twill then be-
come the theater of mighty contending forces. The
plutocratio element will make tremendous struggle
Ito control it, If they do, the national issue will be
clearly defined between ultra conservatives and
moderate radicals. Then the ultra radicals will go
I 30 the socalists'
"Can you tell me, Mr.. Clay said Mr. Moses, very
much excited and leaning forward in his chair twho
the republican candidate in 1908 is likely to be and if
he will wins have used the Henry Clay cigar for
i years and consider it excellent smoke.'
Here the statesman, vainly endeavoring to speak,
seemed to lose his grip the and faded away
Several Indians took control demanding issue
Of beef rations This broke up the interview and
Mr.. Moses gave up his dollar and left: @ ~
s|a@ Later when Mr.. Clay finds out the trend Of
events little better he will endeavor to get another
interview. ":&@
as The Preston Mimi, Times is in hot water over a.
sensational article recently printed that ran as fol:
4lows: -:
8ey "We all know where Henry was Saturday eve
5ff Other astounding exposures are promised .- <
%g& DR.. Theodore H. Thomas White is on trial al
Baltimore for using the mails to- secure whatever
surplus wealth Of; the icemen of the United
Estates overlook Dr. Whites stunt has been ttlife
readings charms love powders wonderful roots and
a tHigher Cores spondence on Hypnotism,' telling
you how secretly to do your neighbor and obtain
tover him wonderful control that will make him cover
In your presence or at the mention Of your
You may get some idea Of the magnitude of the
business when you learn that in one month 2,40i
people, from Maine to California, each sent this
Ia dollar and lock of hair in order to obtain hfc
reading" And every reading was identical: The
same reading was sent to every person who sent 9
dollar, and husband and his wife, both Of whom
sent to Dr. White, were very much disgusted whe1
they each received the same reading. ~&S
i Seventeen surprisingly beautiful typewriters were
kept busy by CDR" White in conducting the GORE
spondence incident to the business in love powders
magic breastpates and dispensing diplomas conferrnl
1.-THE degree of PhD graduates who had established
their title to that degree by paying for Dr White
Ihook EBlessings for All Mankind, >,