Arizona republican., 1906-06-17
Little James
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(The Closing Scenes of a Great His
 toric Legislative Event)

CThe Closing scenes or Great HIS
 toric Legislative Event)
 We're out O tn Giant Sla-tnood woods now or ruther we ain't got nuthin to do but Walk out fer all tn Obstruckshuns has been got out O tn Way.
 Senter Beverage he sez: "I didn't never think when l was worlIin' on a farm out in Indianny at I'd haf to fin ish my Aggerculchrle Carear in tn Senit of tn United States. I had tn ushule experience on tn farm at comes to the Tooth of tn Rurile Districks, a Brakin' Horses an a-Teechin' OXes to go in Fares an I never met any at I cuddent Subdoo. I sometimes come out of them there Encounters with Contushuns an Abrashuns an now an then with a Frackchered Linn, but tn Intelligence of tn Farmland always Prevailed over Brute Strength. l thOt them was Strenyous Days.
 But now l look back on them Eddy cashnle Tasks as Pleasant Hollerday Divershuns compared with tn Job of Token two Territories together when wun of 'em is Refractry like Arizony l didn't get my Pants tore this time like l ust to Down on tn Farm. but they is a Hole in my Presteeg which it'll take y Broozes onto me nOwheres but my Rep pytashun is Contoosed all over"
 When tn Enmies of Arizony Laid Down in the House, Mark Smith he sez, ''I know l orient to do it. It ain't Rite fer a troo Sport which was borned in Ole Kentucky to Kick a Man when he's Down, but l jist can't resist q Inn pulse to give Uncle Joseph Canyon wun Good Swat. I'll be easy on him an won't Menshun no names. but I'll speak in Generic way about them at Bull dozes an gives Bribes."
 Mister Smith he Rose an Sez: "They Is sich a high Plain of Morality out in AriZony at when q Teller acks out there like Certain Staitsmen in Con Eress l know, we put him in tn Penny tenshry. I'll say at Legislatif Grim inles don't move in Good Society none in Arizony. They is Despized like Hoss Theeves an Russlers."
 Mister Smith he sat down an Uncle Joseph Canyon he rose up. He sez: 'I take them there Remarks of the DellYcate frum Arizony as Persnle to myself. I wudden't take no notice of 'em but I ain't Feelin' none too Good today an I jist say to him at any body at sez at I ain't no better'n a Arizony Pennytenshry Convick is a | Tyre by tn Capitle Clock. If I was somere's else'n in this here Dignifide House of Representatifs I'd use Palmer Langwidge in conveyin' my Thots to tn Dellycate frum Arizony. If I had him back on tn Sangamon river I wud- dent think nuthin' of tellin' him at he's a dam Tyre"
 ! When tn Representatifs seen at Uncle Josef Canyon begun to Betray Sines of Fleet they gathered around him to Passify him. They sez, "Uncie Josef he ain't Menshined no Names. He was jist talkin at Large We ex- pect he meens somebody else"
 "Whoinell could he meen but me- asts Uncle Josef. when I'm tn only wun ats been doin' tn things he's Kickin about"
 Yesterday afternoon after President Rooseyfelt sined tn Staithood Bill. tn | Oklahomy Dellygashun went 10 tn | White House an sez to tn President 1 Don't you remember you Promist us | last Winter at you'd give us tn Cole Pen you was Goin' to Sine tn Giant Staithood Bill with, fer us to Preserve | among tn Arkives of our Moo Capitle We have came after it." Tn President he Replize, "I didn't have no Cole Pen handy when l sined this here Docky- ment but I used wun O tn ole Stuh l Pens of MT. Lobe's an then Throde il out O tn Winder."
 LITTLE JAMES.