The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-11-08

zation of $500, 600, 600 packing trust,
backed by English capital, is $500,
600, 900 and some packers who will
join In the scheme.
The Sultan Of Turkey refuses to
have his temperature taken. lie long
have anything taken from him.
Secretary Shaw says he "prefers to
make speeches to young people" But
young or old, there is no doubt that
the secretary prefers to make speech
es.
Perhaps Mr.. Croker is coming to
America to set the style in English
suits of whitewasb. Hope no one will
be SO rude as to ask him "where did
he get it?"
A Tennessee grand jury has return
ed l,525 indictments against the
Standard Oil Co., and 1t wasn't one
of the jury's particularly busy days,
either. The Norfolk Virginian de-
clares that DR.. Woodrow Wilson 10
"a Democrat intus ct in cute" As
not one man in ten knows whas that
means, it looks like it might be a
pretty good platform.
The more Mr.. Hughes is seen,
heard and tested by personal contact,
in the industrial centers, the more
emphatic will be the verdict against
Heacrst.
Doubts continue to be expressed as
to whether Anthony Comstock Is real
ly a reformeI or merely a gossip.
South Dakota is buried SO deep in
snow that it will furnish tine tobog-
gan slide for the next cold wave.
Europe is watching the New York
election. We hope Europe is not neg
lecting it's own affairs just to stand
around and criticise its neighbors.
Uncle Joe Cannon cannot under
stand why any one should think that
the Democrats have chance since he
has made those speeches in New York.
MIR. Hearst has discovered that his
own game is one which his enemies
can play at also.
Thomas Jefferson would be proud
indeed, ii he could hear what Col. j.
Hamilton Lewis thinks OF the Demo
catic party.
1t does not seem to Voliva that
Zion City is able to support more
than one prophet In the style in
which a prophet should be support
ed.
They name gold mines after race
horses, because they are so quick in
getting away with the money.
But when he came to writing the
Thanksgiving proclamation, Theo-
dore spelled prosperity out in full.
When a woman says she is married
while hypnotized, it's sign that an
other marital disillusionment has ar
rived.
That Colorado man who got a d.
vorce In 15 minutes, should explain
his method for the general benefit OF
the race.
The fact that a man [saw lizard
coming out Of saloon keepers hy-
drant, indicates that he had bot q
"slight attack"
Needless to say that West Virginia
woman who kept $50 bill for forty
years, lived in small town, eithout
hypnotic millinery--window displays.
Ii is said that since the Ohio jury
sang hymns before convicting him OF
violating the law, John Rockefeller
can't look hymn book in the face
any moie. Perhaps John ID. jr., will
exclude it from his Sunday school
class hereafter.
1t is reported that Mr.. Nicholas
Roosevelt Longworth has been taken
off Mr.. Gompers' black list. This Ia
done, 1t is explained, not because the
labor people in Ohio love Nicholas
less, but his pa-in-law more. In 9TH
er words, Mr.. Roosevelt is about to
be elected to Congress by proxy.
It's mean man who doesn't give
his wife enough clothes, for her to
speak of them as her wardrobe.
1t was mean in Jerome to make
Murphy tell grand jury the differ
ence between campaign politics and
thee cold facts.
That half. sweet, half f-sour apple that
Brubanks has invented almost sue
ceeded In giving Secretary Taft rest
from the paragraph fellows.
New York has more negroes than
any city In America, which may ac-
count for the considerate mention of
Atlanta by some New York newspa-
pres.