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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-11-03
AS TO TABLE DISCIPLINE.

"Heaven helps those who help them
selves" has played smash with many a
| family's table discipline.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-11-03

Honest Confess
sion.
Jack - And do
you always speak
the truth about
your friends?
Lola Yes, but
not until after
they are gone.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-11-03
why SO?"

Cant catch a
slow train nor sit
still enough to
have his hair
cut"
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Between Friends.

Miss Jellers
You're going to
marry dip h
Spurlong, are you?
Good gracious!
Miss Tartun -
Why do you say
Good gracious!"
with such a bad
grace?
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-11-03

Ought to Be Sat
isfied.
His Wife's Moth
er-Family quar-
rels are SO I'M
pleasant.
He--Well, I do
not see what you
have to complain
Of. You generally
come out ahead.
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During the Hon.
eYmoon,

%JSs
Young Husband
ID Darling, it
makes me a bet
ter man every
time l kiss you.
Young Wife =
oh, George! You
must be a saint
by now.
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Needed Watching.
Eyes, 1 left the
baby in charge Of
it's grandparents"
"But who's
w a t C hing the
| grandparents ?"
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Evidence.

what m axes
you think she is
light headed ?"
wv ell, S h e
BILE he'd her
hair"
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A Point Of Honor

A Point of Honor.
Chaffer-Do you
ever take your
auto out on Sun
day?
Goodleigh Yes,
but 1 make it a
point never to run
over anybody on
that day.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-11-03

Hard to Move.
Eyes, I know
Mr.. Lingerlong."
"They tell me
he is very easy
going"
mot when he
calls on me-"
Dangerous Pur-
suit.
"They say Miss
Past is a great
sportswoman.''
That's right.
She goes in for
big game too"
"So?"
Yes. She's a
man hunter"
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Those Gentle Girls
"Has Ethel tai
ent for any
trader"
Eyes; uph OIL
stery. I've been
noticing how ar
tbs tically she
| pads"
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Hurt His Feelings
"How long has
Miss Frite been in
society ?"
II beg your par
don! Do you take
me for a chron-
icler of antiqui-
tieS?"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-24

world. In the czars palaces there have
lately been installed mechanisms which al
low no one to open the doors of room IN
which his majesty happens to be at the mo-
ment. and 1t is further reported that this
ruler has scattered about the palace fVe
desks, which he uses alternately, so that no
servant can guess where he may happen 10
be at any particular time. This scheme for
his protection suggests that Of the Sultan OF
Turkey, who sleeps haphazard in his nifty
bed chambers. some of them reached by lad
ders, which he pulls up after him. The
King of Spain is protected indoors by a body
guard in felt-soled shoes. some of whom 81
lently patrol the palace all night long, while
others sleep across the threshold of the bed
chamber of each royal sleeper. An old and
trusted sergeant major sits all night at the
bedroom door of the King Of Italy, while
King Leopolds trusted valet locks him in
his bed room every night and sleeps in an
ante-room. also locked. A soldier who SINH
larly guards the pope every night always
makes sure that his holiness has locked MS
chamber door on the inside. Then the sol
der secures the outer room and takes up
his vigil therein. In our White House po-
liceman patrols the corridor of each floor
throughout the night, while a Gordon is kept
moving about the exterior of the house.
JOHN ELFRETH WATKINS.
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Of President Mckinley, provides that IAN
archists, or persons who believe in or advo-
cate the overthrow by force or violence of
the government of the United States, or of
all governments, or of all forms of law or
the assassination of public officials, shall
be excluded from admission into the United
States. Such aliens can be arrested any
where within three years after landing, and
when caught are returned whence they
CAME at the expense OF the steamship COM
panies bringing them into the United States,
which must also pay one-haif the cost OF
inland transportation to the port of deporta-
ton. The law provides, however. that per
sons convicted of an offense purely poiiu-
cal, not involving moral turpitude, shall
not be excluded. Uncle Sam has always
been a stickler for the doctrine of 1.-The
right OF asylum" cherished by the fathers
of the Constitution, and which gives pro-
lection against eXtradition to any purely po-
litical offenders finding refuge upon his soil,
Under this doctrine our country has been
refuge for many unsuccessful revolutionists
of foreign countries, from Louis kossuth
to Maxim Gorky. Had any Of these reyo-
iutionists. however, tried to exterminate the
enemies of their cause by individual
sassination or other methods contrary TO
the laws of civilized warfare. their offense
would have involved moral turpitude,'
and they would not have enjoyed our pro-
lection.
Uncle Sans Anarchist Trap.
The task OF Riding our land of all
sEchsts rests upon the shouidsfS or Two
| men. Frank p, Sargent, commissioners
general of immigration, and John E.
| Wilkie. chief of the secret service Mr..
/ Sargent sits with his finger upon the spring
/ of that great labyrinthine trap at Ellis
| Island. y. Y. through which our immi-
grants pass before entering the new world.
/ The thousands of newly arrived aliens daily
wind IN single file In and out OF the con
/ fusing aisles of this maze, which seems 70
I afitnnla tiPailY SeBarata the sheen from the
goats. They pass close TO the inquisitve
eyes of scores OF inspectors, and when the
| looked-for anarchist appears he Is snatched
| out, photographed and placed in the deten-
l ton ward. And even after the admitted
immigrants have crossed the ferry from
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officer thinks can give evidence in certain
matters so that he may secure an indict-
ment They are also largely used In cleo
ton fraud cases where the positive den-
tlty of the suspected person cannot at that
time be accurately ascertained, and have
also been used in the campaign scandal
cases; In fact there is scarcely an instance
known TO the law that they may not be
SerVtcea bly, used.
"A magistrate will frequently issue a
number Of these John Doe slihpoenas' or a
single one, and armed with them the dis
trict attorney, his assistants or CITY and
county detectives will make raids upon
suspected places. They may be then served
IN raid upon single individual or right
and left upon any number of persons
caught In the raid. making a sort of a
aragnet performance in the hope that upon
rounding the suspects up. the necessary
evidence to support an indictment may De
obtained.
While the theory OF the law exemplified
IN these subpoenas is not new the practice
Is Their effectiveness was well shown re-
Gently when the gamblers were temporarily
upon the Tun-but 1t was only tempOrary-
in my town. big gambler upon being IN
formed that the district attorney Tad out
one OF these subpoenas for him. did the
Davy Crockett coon act, came down the
street, or more strictly speaking out OF
his brown stone house in upper Manhattan
and signified to the district attorney that
he would save the latter the trouble OF
service upon him.
The John Doe subpoena may be Issued
by any court of criminal Jurisdiction. and
are issued in Washington. as in other cities.
mainly In individual cases: IL Is only in
New York that they are issued practically
by the wholesale when so desired and they
form distinct feature in the criminal life
in that big village Sometimes they work
hardship upon inoffeDsive parties but as
great rule they operate only against those
VINO are deserving of their application"
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THE JOHN DOE sUBPoENAs,
Practice Of Issuing Them by the
Wholesale in New York.

IN the press dispatches from New York,
said a central Office detective at present
visiting this city to a Star man at down
town hotel, especially since the present
district attorney has been In office, there
is often mention made of the John Doe
subpoena In raids on pool rooms and
gambling houses.
THE name John Doe Of course, is or
legal fiction and does not represent an In
dividual in the ordinary acceptation Of the
term The John Doe subpoena is a great
institution of the modern law, and with it
the law officers of the metropolis have up
set past legal traditions in many lines OF
criminal action.
TT Is very hard to reach the men actual
ly wanted In certain walks of criminal
life, particularly in gambling offenses. as
the active parties behind the scenes snield
themselves with stool-plgeon representa-
tives, part of whose business 1t is to be
arrested and stand for the offense. These
former individuals are the men who are
classed under the familiar designation of
those who are higher up, and 1t Is the true
principals and not their dummies that the
law officers are most anxious to get.
"These subpoenas are issued by some
magistrate at the instance of the district
attorney against one John Doe and are
served upon some party whom that law
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-24

Ellis Island to New York there are LYNX
eyed men scanning the multitude as it takes
It's nrst plunge into the land of the free
through the iron gate of the barge office
OF course, these identified lions and appre-
tensions are effected by aid of RertiIlon
cards. or photographs, or descriptions sent
over by courtesy Of the foreign police. who
have noted the diSappea rance of certain an
archists There is no uniform system as TO
this cooperation, however, such as Major
Sylvester Is anxious to perfect.
Hunted by Secret Service Men.
II the foreign police have been too late
or the suspected anarchists have been
otherwise successful in worming their
way into our land, then Chief Wilkes
force of secret service s1euths is called
upon to hunt them through the Sums of
our great cities. upon railway trains
along tramp trails over the open country
or wherever their tracks may seem to
nave been made. The new law is gen
erous in allowing three years for this
careful search. But after his detention
the alien anarchist may appeal to Wash
ington before final deportation. Lately
there was apprehended one John Turner
an English anarchist, with the face and
garb of an aristocrat He appealed and
his case went to the Supreme Court of
the United States which decided against
him. and thus established the constitu-
uonality of the new law, and forever
closing our gates against the Reds" of
other countries.
Our Two Anarchist Schools.
But there are already in this country
thousands of anarchists who cannot be
thus deported. They belong to two dis
tinct schools, as do the anarchists sbf the
world generally, although they are all
agreed in desiring the individual to pos
sess the freedom of the savage and in
repudiating law, marriage and God Ma
Jcrtty rule they regard as monstrous OPP
preston of the individual. The one class
known az "individuaIistic" anarchists
number some 5000, and have their head
quarters in Boston, where Liberty
their official organ-is published They
declare themselves in favor only of
peaceful methods for bringing about the
conditions of anarchy which they so de-
voutly desire They do not take part in
elections, which they class among the law s
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A Study in Words.

From the Indianapolis News
That policy which a man gets from an
insurance company is no relative of that
other policy which the President for in
stance, may use in dealing with the beef
question. They afford curious instance OK
the ability of two entirely distinct English
words to look like one. The latter is a lineal
descendent. along with policy and
police of the Greek polls" a city But
the former is the late Latin "pollticum,"
"poleticum' or "poleaticum." a register
wherein dues were enrolled. which is be-
lieved to be really the Greek ''polypty-
chun," a document folded into many leaves.
II so. the development of the word may
be paralIeed by that of diploma tho
parent of "dIploInatst." which meant SIM
ply document folded double.
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Open Pu bliCitY

Characerzes the policy of Dr. Pierce relates the
position OF his time and popular medicines Their
ingredients each botewrapper, attested under oath
and printed IN PLAIN ENGLISH.
is THIS NOT SIGNIFICANT?
"Favorte Prescription is safe for women to take IN
ANY CONDITION OF THE SYSTEM, as it as
" Nature restoring the healthul functional action of all
the organs distinctly feminine. In fact is Natures
for the many arrangements and weaknesses peculiar
Il is advised for other diseases.
If YOU weak, tired nervous ovcrworked broken
down pan-racked woman either young, old middle
suffering from frequent headaches, backaches dizziness
antng spells gnawing distressed feeling stomach per
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-24
WAR ON ANARCHISTS
Three Methods of Elimination
Proposed by Experts.
AN IDENTIFICATION BUREAU
Proposition to Put Them All To-
gether on an Island.
OR ELSE LOCK THEM IN JAILs
How the Work of Exclusion is Car
ried On-Two Schools of Reds
in This Country.

Shall we establish a national Identified
zion bureau TO keep tab on all anarchists
In the country, shall we commit all who
are caught either TO prisons or insane
ssy'ums for life; or shall we exile them
10 carefully patrolled island colony and
there let them shape their own destinies?
These three definite propositions are made
by men skilled in the handling of society's
enemies Our country Is now being ad-
Vortised abroad as the worlds hotbed Of
anarchy. The assassin of the late King
Of Italy was dispatched by an anarchist
society In Paterson, y. J. A diplomat has
just charged that the recent bomb throw
lng In Madrid was plotted at the same
american focus OF the reds" The re-
GENTLY projected visit to our shores OF
Queen Marguerite of Italy was abandoned
because Of Americas reputation as an an
archist nest Moreover, our immigration
IS fast drawing TO dryness the worst an
archlst foci Of Europe-those of Russia
and southern Italy.
Anarchist Identification Bureau
The anarchist Identification bureau is the
proposition of Mai. Richard Sylvester,
president of the International Association
OF Chiefs OF Police, who. as superintendent
Of the Washington police department,
shares with the secret service the task of
guarding from assassins the President
and other high officials of our govern
mcut. also the foreign ambassadors and
ministers. He has had introduced In
Congress a bin establishing a national clear
Ing house for all police information system
attc8ly collected from the police and detec-
tive services OF foreign countries and OF
our own cities, towns and counties I'm
der this scheme, II the chief Of police of
any city, for example. should supply the
central bureau with descriptions of anar-
Chists who We're leaving that city for any
destination, every police official sheriff
and constable IN the land could be put OF
tie lookout within week. or could ar any
time be- supplied with Photographs finger
prints, measurements and descriptions o.
any anarchists with records In this country
The proposition also embraces interna
tional exchange Of photographs descrip
tious. etc, OF criminals. TO be made
through our diplomatic posts or consulate,
abroad and those of foreign nations in thf:
country. In the meantime Major Syives
ter proposes that all anarchists be confined
either as Migrants or lunatics.
Anarchist Exile Colony
The anarchist exile colony is the PROPOSE
tion OF Robert A Pinkerton of the note'
detective agency. and its operation nigh
easily be made supplementary to that o
Major Sylvester's bureau.
II would advocate the establishment o
an anarchist colony-a place where ever.
person who wants anarchy can have II,
said Mr. Pinkerton. Let the government
set aside one OF the islands of the Philip
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anarchists, do not hesitate to commit any
deed of violence in order to advance tnelr
cause. They do not believe IN ownership
of private property. and direct their ener-
gies toward it's destruction, whereas the
other school believes in retaining private
property until state property and the 1orce
of the law shall have been destroyed, AFTER
which private property, becoming Worthless'
will be disposed of as a natural conse-
quence. The violent class of anarchists
gained their greatest strength through the
International Workingmen's Association,
founded in 1864 as a combination of an
archists and socialists. The socialists oe-
manded then, as now, greater equanty
TIN ough the passage of laws regulating
about every act of man, while the anarch-
lists desired the same end through utter
absence of law. These two sects, although
seeking their goal by directly opposite
routes managed TO hang together until
1872 when their conglomeration OF oppos-
ing opinions caused breach.
Washington's Anarchist Colony.
A colony of the peaceful anarchists has
settlement at home, in the state of Wash
ington. Here any one may do whatsoever
he wishes except own more than two acres
of land and injure his neighbors Any man
may live with any woman in state Of free
love, so long as they mutually agree. NO
doors are locked and the colony school is
conducted without rules or forceful discip-
line Liberty Hail." the schOolroom and
social rendezvous, is open to any man 10
teach any doctrine. One man in the colony
wears woman's clothes, and should any one
elect TO go about in strictly Adamite con-
dition he might do SO to his hearts content,
as did one man, in fact, at the once cele-
brated Brook Farm Community. A ma
Jority of the 10 coonists are vegetarlans,
who believe 1t wrongful 10 kill for the graf
ification of appetite and all are total alb
stainers from alcohol.
The very srst act Of these anarchists was
a direct refutation OF the cardinal principle
of their creed-that which repudiates all
government and law. They formed a gov
eminent consisting of a president, secre-
tary and school clerk, the last mentioned
being the only one of these functionaries
receiving a salary. The president and Sec
rotary have no power. however. except to
keep track of the selection OF land, any
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-06-24

rs very careful her churn She scads thoroughly
after using and gives it bath to sweeen It, She
knows that her churn will faint the butter
that made in it. The stomach is churn. In the stomach
and digestive and nutritve tracts performed processes
which exactly akin the churnng of butter Is not
parent then that this stomach churn foul makes foul all
which is put into it?
The evil of foul stomach is not alone the bad taste in
the mouth and the foul breath caused by but the corruption
of the pure of blood and the dissemination OF disease
throughout the body. Dr. Perces Golden Medical Discovery
makes the and foul stomach 1t does for the stom
ach what the washing and bath do for the
every tainng corruptng element In this
cures botches pimpes, erupons scroulous swelings,
Sores open eating and all huors diseases arising
from bad blood
If you have bitter nasty your mouth coated
and respondent frequent headaches dizzy attacks
ing distress in stomach constipated irregular bowels
sour or bitter risings after eating and poor appetite these
symptoms considerable number of the indicate that
you suffering from biousness, torpid lazy, liver with
the usual accompanying Indigestion dyspepsia and their at
tendant arrangements.
The best agents known to medical science Tor the cure OF
the symptoms and conditions atested by the writings
of leading teachers and practitioners of all the several schools
of medical practice have been siluly and harmonousy
combined DIR Perces Golden Medical Discovery. That
this absolutely vii be readily proven TO YOUR SAT-
ISFACTION if you will but mail postal card request to Dr.
R. " Pierce Buffalo, N. " for FREE copy of his booklet
of extracts from standard medical authorities giving the
names of all the ingredients entering into his wordfamed
medicines and showing what the eminent medical men
of the age say of them.
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astonishing how great change few years of married
life often make i'll the appearance and disposition OF
many The freshness, the charm. the br1liance
vanish like the bloom from peach which rudely handled
The only dim shadow faint echo OF the charm
and neglect Few young appreciate the shock
the system through the change which comes with mar
rage and motherhood Many neglect to deal with the IN
pleasant pelvic drains and weaknesses which too often come
with marriage and motherhood, understanding that this
secret drain robbng the cheek of its freshness and the
form of its fairness.
AS surely the general health suffers when there is de-
angemen of the health of the delicate womany organs
surely when these organs established in health the lace
Nearly million women found health and happiness in
the OF Dr. Perces Favorite Prescription 1t makes weak
strong and sick we'll Ingredients label
contains no alcohol harmful habt-forming drugs made
wholly of those native American medicinal most high
B recommended by leading medical authorities of all the
era schools of practice for the OF womans peculiar all
ments.
For nursing mothers for those broken down in health
by frequent bearing OF children also for expectant moth
ers prepare the for the coming of baby and max
ing advent easy and almost painless there medicine
IN ANY CONDITION OF THE SYSTEM 1t is most
potent nvigoratng and Strengthening nervne nicely
adapted womans delicate system by physician of large
perence in the treatment of woman's peculiar ailments.
Dr. Pierce may be consulted by letter FREE of charge Ad
Dr. r. v Pierce Invaids Hotel Surgical Inst
tute, Buffalo, N. Y.
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pines equip it thoroughly with appliances
for tilling the soil. erect comfortable houses
and provide other necessary conveniences,
even TO the extent of expensive comforts;
then to this place let Us send everybody
who wants anarchy, put them all on one
island and let them work 1t out among
themselves He added that government
patrol boats might surround the island,
keeping the eXiles in and nOn-anarchists
out.
New Bar Against Alien Anarchists
We lately put up a bar against for
eign anarchists. although Congress has not
yet seen fl to provide means for dealing
with the thousands already in the country
This new law, inspired by the assassination
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The Badge of Honesty

rs upon every bottle of Dr. Pierces medicines in the full
list of their ingredients duly attested under OATH which is
printed each botewrapper Thus does DR. Pierce take
his patients into his full confidence.
If suffer from coated tongue foul breath, frequent
headache constpated irregular bowels, gnawng dis
ressed feeling the stomach hghcoored urine feel weak
of the time poor variable appetite and kindred
symptoms you bilious. Your liver is lazy torpid and
digestion deranged Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery
the most potent and anti bilious medicine and will
fail to relieve such arrangements given fair trial