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Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
DISFlGURING SKIN HuMOR.
Impossible to Get Employment, as
Face and Body Were Covered with
Sores-Cured by Cuticura.

"Since the year 1894 I have been
troubled with a very bad case of &C.
zema which 1 have spent hundreds of
dollars trying to cure, and / went to
the hospital, but they failed to cure
me, and it was getting worse all the
time. Five weeks ago my wife bought
box of Cuticura Ointment and one
cake of Cuticura Soap, and am
pleased to say that I am now COM
pletely cured and well. 1t was i'm
possible for me to get employment,
as my face, head and body were COW
cred with it. The eczema first APP
peared on the top Of my head, and it
had worked all the way around down
the back of my neck and around to my
throat, down my body and around the
hips. It itched so ] would be obliged
to scratch it, and the flesh was raw.
I am now all well, and / will be
pleased to recommend the Cuticura
Remedies to all persons who wish a
speedy and permanent cure Of skin
diseases" Thomas M. Rossiter, 200
Prospect Street, East Orange, N. j.,
Mar 30, 1905.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
MUST GUARD THE TRADEMARK.
ICubans Register Them and Demand
y Royalties from Owners.

Americans who seek to do business
In Cuba are, confronted with peculiar
variety of peculation-appropria of
trademarks. The department of COM
MERGE and labor issues warning to
all manufacturers who have any
thought Of exporting goods to Cuba.
If they do not Immediately register
their trademarks, others will.
Spectators are using the trade
marks of popular American goods, and
the manufacturGryZ the genuine artl-
Gle when he enters the Cuban market
finds himself compelled to buy out the
speculator If he wishes to market his
wares under the proper name. When
the speculator registers a trademark
he has a hold on the American manu-
facturer, and he may demand and col
lect any price.
In some instances spectators hold
ing the Cuban rights to bridesmaids
of American manufacturers have COM
PEELED the manufacturer to pay them
a royalty.
1t is therefore essential that Ameri-
cans protect themselves by paying the
: $3.50 required for registration and
thus prevent the confiscation of their
trademarks.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
Come to conqressman's Idea.

Some years ago Lemuel Ely Quigg,
than a congressman, expressed the
opinion that the police commissioner
of New York city should be IAN in
telligent despot." The idea was ridi-
culed then, but Mr.. Quigg derives
some satisfaction from the knowledge
that the grand jury of New York coun-
ty has made a recommendation ap-
preaching somewhat closely to his
view. The commissioner, says the
jury, should hold Office for at least ten
years and should be removable only
upon proof of charges which he has
had opportunity to meet.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
Claim Nearly Cost Lie.

Fred McNulty, of this city, had a
terrible experience while holding down
claim which he has several miles
east of here. He went to the claim
Just before the big blizzard of last
week. The weather previously had
been mild, and McNulty had no store
of fuel in the shack. The storm was
SO fierce that he could not make his
way home, SO he went to bed in order
to keep from freezing to death. For
three days the storm ragged, and Nc.
Nulty lay covered up to his ears, with.
out bite to eat and only a small
quantity of water. When at last the
storm subsidized he made his way to a
neighbours, mile distant, freezing his
face and ears while en- route. When
he finally reached Minot he was com
PEELED to take to his bed as result
of his experIence.-Minot Correspond
ence Duluth Herald.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
SHOCK FOR THE HUSBAND.
WifeIy Anxiety Had Considerable
Motive.

Anthony Comstock was talking In
New York about certain information
that had been lodged with him.
1T is perhaps helpful information"
he said, but confess that | mistrust
it's motive.
'It suggests to me an incident that
occurred last month in Matawan.
"a young woman of Matawan said
to her husband one night:
"'My dear, there is a gentleman in
the parlor. He wants to speak to
you
"'Who is 1t, do you know? the
husband asked.
Dear said his wife. you must
forgive me-but that cough has both
cred you SO much of late-and though
winter is coming on it still clings to
you and oh, If you knew how wor-
ried I've been about you!' And she
threw her arms around his neck.
What would / do if l were to lose
your she moaned.
"'Come, come said the young man
patting her shoulder tenderly; men
don't die of slight cold. So you've
called in the doctor, Ell? Well, I'll
see him gladly If it will make you feel
easier. Which one is it? Squills?
"'It isn't the DOCTOR was the an
swer. It's the life insurance agent.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29


alone. OF course, in good time love
shall glide upon the scene, but until
then
When l stop to think how near that
blonde widow came to mailing me last
summer l can feel my hair stand on
end-it matters not which end. Even
now l cross my fingers when ! meet
her.
/ like to sit here in my apartment
and speculate on the follies of matri-
mony. No one to say, you can't
smoke in here" or Don't drop your
ashes on the floor"
It's awfully still here. I almost
wish some one would drop in for a
smoke or. that l had gone to read
poetry to Violet She's certainly the
right sort of girl and appreciates a
fellow.
l met Judd and his wife to-day,
running for their suburban train.
Their arms were full of bundles and
he was helping her along. When a
woman tries to run she either goes
sideways or perpendicular never
steps out to cover the ground. Judd
looked ridiculous and his wife, with
her hat over one ear, was shedding
hairpins by the dozen. I'll never mar
ry a woman who so far loses her dig
nifty and her hairpins as to run for a
train like that.
Great thought! l won't marry one
who doesn't, either. After this sweep
ing assertion l feel almost safe.
/ had rather an exciting time last
evening. AS l was hurrying for the
5:25 train l overlook Davis wife, She
looked stunning in new brown suit.
took her by the arm and rushed
down to- the train. Then she discov-
cred that she had left her umbrella
at the ticket office. l went back after
it.
: AS I returned / grabbed her and
ran to the rear coach and in spite of
the conductors warning cry, l fairly
threw her aboard.
When we were seated l glanced
down into the amused face of Violet
Townsend. 'Do you mind explaining
to me why l am kidnapped and rushed
in this undignified manner on to an
express train when l am calmly wait
ing for LOCALE" she asked, demurely.
but there was a twinkle in her eyes.
Her eyes are wonders and her hair,
which had become loosened by our
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
Why German Ship Was Favored.

Sir West Ridgeway, until lately
governor of Ceylon, returned to Eng
land from that country in a German
steamship. The question was raised
in the house of commons why he had
not travelled on British vessel. The
colonial secretary explained that Sir
West was allowed to take his pet dog
with him on the German ship, priv
ilege the English ships had denied
him.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
HOw'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hairs
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
We. the undersigned have known Il. j. Cheney
for the last years and believe him perfectly hon
orabie in oil business transactions and financially
abe 10 carry out any obligations made by his hrm.
WALDING, KISNAN a. MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo o..
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and surfaces OF the
system Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
Real Home of the Peanut.

Botanists have placed the home of
the peanut in Africa, but some author
tiles think 1t native to Brazil Louis
lana finds the Spanish variety-a
small, but fine nut-best adapted to
er grabbers" of Georgia and South
Carolina like the small white and red
peanut of Tennessee, and each year
shows an increasing cultivation in
those states of that variety.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
Teachers Books Barred.

The New York city board Of educa-
ton has decided to prohibit the use of
all text books prepared by teachers
in the city's employ. This will bar
Comrades Grammar and Borachio's
Song Collection. Only one member
of the board voted against this action.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
The American Adder.

A full-grown adder may measure
two feet in length and about six inches
around the thickest part of its body.
It's movements are sluggish, and Of
course the universal idea prevailing
among the natives of this country that
it is capable Of transferring its head
from one extremity to the other once
every six months is due simply to SUI
.stition. The fact is that the tan Of
'e'0 u snake does not terminate in a
nea'Y as with ophidians generally, but
Did yCmpy and resembles the head so
was one that it is difficult for an OBJ
anotherr situated at distance of few
about y, to distinguish the one from the
,,,no,os, hence the story of its being two
:, sded, the fallacy of which no intelli-
ue,s = observer could fail to detect
ths& ,pneer..
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
A Great Outside Remedy.

Most pains are of local origin-a
"crick" in the back, twinge of rheu-
matism, a soreness all over arising
from a cold-are all cured by outside
applications. The quickest, safest and
most certain method is Allcock's
Plaster, known the world over as a
universal remedy for pain. They never
fail, they act promptly, they are clean
and cheap. You can go right ahead
with your work while the healing pro-
cess goes on. Sixty years use has
given them a great reputation.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

shouting, but as 1 light"
went up the steps I felt like soldier
going to battle and you could have
covered my courage with a picture
postal card. 1t was a most peculiar
sensation.
Really, If Tom Perkins hadn't been
there / might have
He kept saying the very things
would have liked to say If / had
thought of them in time. Violet flirt-
ed with him outrageously, so | made
a short call.
consider that fellow Perkins a
cad.-Chicago Daily News.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

Generosity, when once set going,
knows not how to stop; as the more
familiar we are with the lovely form,
the more enamored We become of her
charms.-Pliny the Younger.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

was falrly BEAM
ing because he
was going to sac
rifce himself on
the matrimonial
scaffold-poor i'd
lot! He seemed
to think / ought
to kick up my
heels, like a calf,
and rejoice with
him. He wants
me for best man,
too. Just because
/ escaped being
roped, my friends
think / enjoy
basking in the re-
Election of their
vacillating felici-
ty.
Weddings, to
me, are harrow
ing things. They
remind me of my
many miraculous
escapes. l know
I'm eligible and
not bad looking
and the dear
mammas never
fail to keep me
in mind of it. /
don't see why
tLAu 4o-,f lot mn
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative, is mild
and potent; take it for constipation and
to regulate a sluggish liver.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

The skeleton of a megatherium has
been dug up by excavators in the Ave
nue. Bosquet, Paris.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

A woman has but little use for a
man who thinks he is the whole
thing.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

Dyeing is as easy as washing when
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are used
Ask your druggist.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

frantic run curled
C o q u e t t i S hly
about her face.
She wore a brown
suit like the one
Mrs. Davis had
on, which ac-
counted for my
blunder.
"By Jove!" said
l, I'D like to run
away with you
for good"
4" gu don't
mean that" she
said, as she fixed
those big blue
eyes on me. Vio-
let is certainly
irr e pre- S S ible
when she looks
at you.
"Tll prove it to-
night-if / may
CALL" / answered,
recklessly. But
just then l had
to go over to Mrs.
Davis who was
b e C k o n ing me
from the other
end of the car.
On my way to
Wis I felt like
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

What a different world this would
be IL we were all as smart as VIC think
we are,
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

Mrs. Winsiow's soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens tas gums reduces IN
nammation allays pain. wind collie. csc totte
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
PILES CURED IN a TO II DAYS.

PAZo OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching. Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles in
TO IA days money refunded. Soc.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
REFLECTIONS OF
A BACHELOR

What a chump that fellow Ralston
is! met him this evening and he
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

Send postal. your name and
address to the Marvin Rem
edy Co., Detroit, Mich, and
receive a free sample OF Mar
WINS Cascara Chocolate Tab
lets, that will be priced higher
than $1,000 by any sufferer
from constipation. In metal
boxes. Twenty-Five doses 25c.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

Men who pose as judges of human
nature get good many hard bumps.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
ro CuKE A CoLn mi ONE DAY

fake LAXATIVE BROMO Quinne Tablets. Drug
gists refund money AZ IL falls TO cure. II. w
GROVES signature Is on each box. 25c,
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

Nruxury for YoAns Aristocrat.
The duke of Bedford has presented
Lord Tavistock, his eldest son, with a
silver-mounted motor car for his use
while at Oxford university.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29

The letter carrier expects every
body on his route to take things az
they come.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1906-12-29
or two gratis q politician Ii apt to
grab both.


safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It
The statesman., 1906-04-06

Notices inserted under this head at
the rate Of 5 cents per line per week,
or 80 cents per month.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms
in modern house at 1881 Stout Street.
Mrs. Sarah Roundtree. 1906
Good women wishing work by the
week or month and ladies wanting
such help, will please call Mrs. Mary
E. Wade, 2227 Lincoln Ave Cali
from 8 q. IN. to 5p. m. Phone Red
25A7.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms
with bath. Mrs. Samuel D. Mathews
1l33 Lawrence St
FOR RENT-One large front room,
suitable for gentleman. 2404 Lincoln
s,enue. Mrs. II. Dean.
FOR RENi-rurnished rooms. Call
Main 24lS. Mrs. Kate Bushnell, 224s
Lawrence St. 10
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, at
24lO Champa street, In modern house.
Mrs. Callie Fugitt, Phone Pink 592.
1926
FUR RENT-Eurnished front room
suitable for man or lady. Mrs. Will
son 23l4 Arspahoe St.
FOR RENT - Nicely furnished
rooms for rent in a modern house.
Mrs. j. ]. Houston, 2239 Arapahoe
street.
FOR RENT-Neatly furnished room
at 22l4 Arapahoe St. Phone Pink,
6Sl.
FURNISHED ROOMS-In a modern
house at 1921 Curtis Street Mrs. A.
J. Taylor. 4.2S
FOR RENT-Furnished house
modern rooms in desirable locality.
Apply at this Office at once.
The statesman., 1906-04-06
Teach Children to Save Teeth.

School children in Strasburg, Darn.
stadt and other cities of Germany not
only have their teeth treated free OF
charge, but are taught how to masti-
cate food with the least Injury to the
teeth.
The statesman., 1906-04-06
Elephants for South America.

1t has been suggested that Afri
can and Asiatic elephants be import.
ed into South and Central America,
in the vast forests of which they
would multiply and provide a future
source OF ivory.
The statesman., 1906-04-06

FOR RENT-A five-room house
near Montclair, for 81 per month. Call
phone White 637. 5-4
The statesman., 1906-04-06
REGISTER HERE

Inquiries for help and for work are continually
coming to Us and frequently we cannot give satisfact-
ory answers:
Inquiries also come to for Accommodations Of all
kinds, furnished and unurnished rooms with and with
out board. Persons who have such, should also req
lister with us. In this practice becomes general
will greatly aid In endeavors to further the pub
les welfare in these two particulars. Either call,
write or phone Us.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-11-01
EIeHT ROBBERS ARE EXECUTED
Russian Bank Refuses to shin Colo
to Provinces for Fear Of
Robbery.

ST. PETERSBURG. oct. 3l.--Bight Of the
Identified participants in the robbery Oc-
tober "a Of Cashier Hermann OF the Gus
tom house according to the papers here,
were condemned to DO transported by
steamer last night to Cronstsdt for exeou-
ton by squad Of soldiers. Several women
have been arrested on suspicion Of COM
plcity in the crime, including one who
had in her possession large quantity of
explosives, but no trace has been found
OF the mysterious woman who decampcd
with the cash. The police are now work
ing on the theory that she was man in
disguise.
II Is learned that tile robbers first in
tended to attack a shipment OF A,250OOO
from the State bank on October II, but
they were forced to abandon their plan
because the authorities, were warned and
strengthened the police on duty in all the
districts traversed by the treasure, and
also sent the money in installments with
doubled escorts, by various routes on ac-
count Of the danger OF robbery the State
bank has refused to undertake shipments
OF money to the provinces of Astrakhan
and Saratoff and parts OF Kazan and Sim
| brisk. The last fortnights record Of i'm
portant robberies throughout the empire
show that 2O3 crimes OF that nature We're
| committed and that the total booty secured,
In addition to the St Petersburg robbery
| OF last week, was $4,000
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-11-01

LANDER, Wyo,, Oct. 3l.-(special 1.-The
reports of the many hunters who have
returned from the hunting grounds and
from those who are now engaged in the
sport are encouraging, especially to the
future hunters, inasmuch as 1t is entirely
contradictory to the statements of a few
who say that the elk and deer are nearly
all gone and that the allowance to each
hunter should not be 80 great. The old
time hunters say that elk are on the in
crease and so are deer and that this year
both these animals seem 20 be in very
good condition. Not many mountain sheep
are left in Wyoming, but there has been
no noticeable decrease in their numbers
for some years. The increase of these ami
mails is not prevented by slaughter, how
ever, as very few are killed by hunters,
the cause being laid to predatory animals
and eagles which destroy the young Moose
continue to increase. as they are protected
until 1912. Antelope are rapidly disappear
ing. The Green river band of antelope.
which Is the larges- in the United States,
will soon dwindle to insignificant proper
lions. it is said unless more drastic pro-
tective measures are taken.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-11-01

c. n. Cornell, Rosebud HOmestender,
Dies while After Fuel.


SIOUX FALLS, S. D., Oct. Sl.-tSpe-
cial. )-Charles b. Cornell, homesteader
in the ceded portion of the Rosebud In
dian reservation. in Gregory county, met
with a tragic death.
In the morning he took his children to
school and then started with his team and
wagon for some nearby timber, where he
intended getting a load of wood. In the
afternoon of the following day James
Cerney a neighbor, saw a team standing
out on the prairie. He went to see whose
team il was and recognized the horses
as those belonging 20 Cornell The alarm
was given, but searching parties could
not be formed that evening on account Of
the growing darkness and It was not until
the next morning that the search for
| the missing man was commenced.
After digging in the snow, which had
drifted around the spot where Cornell's
wagon had stood on the prairie when first
noticed by Cerney, the body of Cornell
was found The exact cause and time
of the unfortunate mans death probably
never will be known.
Cornell was between 40 and 50 years
| of age and is survived by his widow and
/ several children. Before locating In
! Gregory county he resided at Lynch, Neb.
I where Mrs. Cornelps relatives yet reside
| The unfortunate mans people reside al
Ossian, la.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-11-01
GAUFFNAN WINS IN TENTH
soonds Of Berger Thr5w Up Sponge After
BE Gets Terrible Beating.
CONTEST is FAST FOR HEAVYWEIGHT
Neither Man. However, f. Serious
Candidate for ChampionshiB
nonors-BerRer Fnvorite
in Betting.

SAN FRANCISCO. Oct S.-Al. Kaufman
We Sam Berger an awful beating tonight
d when Berger was practically cut MS
conds threw up the sponge in the tenth
ind. only once did Berger seem to have
chance. This was in the third round.
the opening OF the round he dropped
luffman with q right TO the jaw. Kauff-
IN stayed down nine seconds. Berger
ored him with left TO the same place
,ain Kaufman took the count for nine
oonds. In a clinch Berger threw him
the floor again. but Kaufman came up
-ong and fought back hard.
n the second round Kaufman landed
tn his right on Bergers jaw and hoored
n. Berger stayed down nine seconds snd
ne up grogsy, but managed to last
roughout the round.
utter the third round Kaufman fought
Do close and ala damaging work with right
ud LETT uppercuts that Berger apparently
u.ld not avoid In the last few rounds
zrew steadily weaker. His legs wobbled
his blows lacked steam. Occasionally
would stand I'd and swing, but he sell
landed. All the time Kaufman was
ng and uppercutting in the clinches. In
ninth round Berger went down for the
II OF nine from n TlEHL 10 Nus Jaw N1e
up and Kaufman slugged him all
ugh the remainder of the round. When
tenth round opened Kaufman went al
man viclously and beat him into q
t.e OF helDlessness. Berger could not
up his hands and head and was from
first about to fall to the floor when his
0nds threw up the sponge.
the early part Of the fight Berger
we'd signs Of clsverness, but he lacked
m. Kaufman, on the contrary wal
YER, but strong and kept after his mar
through the fight
dying from tonight's exhibition neither
is a serious candidate for champion
honore. However, for a heavyweight
It was a fast contest.
tn men weighed in late this Afternoon
ltd Berger tipped the beam at about 10
pee. IDS. Kaufman weighed about nv,
Ids less. Tonight the betting varieC
/ odds Of 10 to 5 to 10 TO Z, with Berso
H.. savorite.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-11-01
LAURIER WINS BYE ELECTION
Result of Spirited Contest in Nova
Scotia is Pronounced victory
for Administration.

LIVERPOOL. ~ S., oct. 3l.-The ad-
ministrstion of Sir Wilfred Laurier won
a pronounced victory in a bye-election
held in the Queens Shelburne district
today to hll the vacancy i'm the federal
Parliament caused by the unseating Of
". s. Fielding, finance minister and lib
eral leader In Nova Scotia for irregulari-
ties committed by his agents in the gem
eral election. Mr. Fielding was reelected
by more than 1000 majority over DR.. W.
C. Weldon, the conservative candidate.
The defeat Of Weldon by so decisive a
vote is attributed to the detection OF hum
dreds OF conservatives, who were not IN
favor Of any opposition TO the return
OF the finance minister The defeated
candidate is dean OF the law school OF
Dalhousie university.