The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1906-06-15

captured by President Roosevelt
Washington Post.
Hope for Harmony.
There will be hope Of democratic
harmony IL Grover Cleveland doesn't
start On a fishing trip as soon as Bry-
ans steamer is sighted. - Cleveland
Plaindealer
Between the Lines.
The Missouri democratic platform
declares that Bryan was defeated
aforetime by corrupt campaign con-
1t is presumed Candidate
Hearst knows how to read between
the lines.-Philadelph Inquirer.
Hearst Can't See It.
Mr.. Hearst apparently can't see any
thing in reunited party-if II Is GO
ing to reunlte on an.-Indlanapolis
News.
Rare Enthusiasm.
The enthusiasm with which Mr..
Hearst views the Bryan boom in the
middle west Is rarely seen outside of
a funeral.-Philadelp North Amer
lean.
Missing Voices.
Democratic conventions In four
states have already indorsed Col. Bry-
an for the presidential nomination in
1908. No one is able, however, to de-
tect in this chorus the voices Of either
Grover Cleveland or Alton B. Parker.
Omaha Bee.
More than half a million officials,
business, professional men, bankers,
farmers and stockmen have been cured
by using HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea. 35 cents, tea or tablets.
The Kiesau Drug Co.
ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Some women would rather live with
a drunkard than be single.
About the only consolation found in
growing old is that there is always
one who is older.
However menial your work, II you
do 1t well, 1t is difficult to find per-
son who can take your place.
AS a last resort, any woman can
control her husband by threatening
suicide. A man hates the sight of
blood.
Every man must be his own doctor,
and decide what is best in his case
The doctors and philosophers do not
agree on anything.
Profits of "the old man" always look
easy to the fellows who are working
for him. So many things look easy
that are not.
There is one thing the great Sher-
lock Holmes, with all his genius, never
found out: From a mans own lips If
he was to be married.
We will say that when a fireman
gets job, he works hard. But he
looks mighty shiftless around the en-
gine house, when there is no fire.
Very often it is said that the Angel
Of Death has called for a man, when
it would be more fitting If he had been
called for by fire engine.
An Atchison woman will go away to
spend the summer and leave a car
riage for the use of her mother: The
carriage is baby buggy and the wo-
man will leave the baby with it.
A curious fact in connection with
the resignation Of ]. r. Burton, as
United States senator from Kansas, is
that he misspelled Governor Hoch's
name: he spelled it "Hock" in two
places.
In the front window of an Atchison
grocery store is a can labelled: Fan
cy Banquet Sorghum" Think of sor-
ghum at banquet! 1t might be all
right at banquet given by the Kan
sas Day club, but it would be out of
place at real banquet.
Our favorite notion is that old men
are nearly always older than they say
they are. They say men lived to be
200 years DID, in former times. There
are plenty of men that old now, II
they would tell the truth. A certain
Atchison man says he is sixty-six
years old. We would like to point
him out to YOU he is ninety, If he is
day. After we pass sixty, we intend
to claim to be ninety; we will thus at
tempt to attract attention, having
failed in other ways. BY the time we
are seventy, we will claim to be a
hundred and forty. After man pass,
es sixty, it doesn't make any differ.
ence how old he is.
Good looks bring happiness. Friends
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