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Arizona republican., 1906-01-04

Policeman-"There is no sleeping allowed here!" Tramp-"Tnere ain't? Then what are you doing here?"-Life.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-04
RUSSIANS RlDICULE
 ROJFSIVENSKY
That the British Fleet Lay in Wait to
 Destroy Him.

London, Jan. 3.-The St. Petersburg burg correspondent of the Daily Tele- graph says he has had a conversation with Count Witte, in which the pre- mier stated that the emperor and his ministers alike were astonished at Ad miral Rojestvensky's allegation that the British admiral had concentrated his ships at Wei Hai Wei expecting an order to destroy the Russian fleet in the event of Admiral Togo being defeated in the battle of the sea os Japan.
 Count Witte said he was taking mea- sures to clear the matter but he add ed, it was self evident that no level headed man in Russia would attach importance to the allegation, which the minister of marine, he said, had not noticed until it appeared in print.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-04

Don't leave Phoenix without that box of Donofrio's CrystaIlized Cactus Candy
Arizona republican., 1906-01-04

The Times St. Petersburg corre- spondent says that Great Britain has been dragged in to help absolve Reo- jestvensky and to prepare public Opin- ion for bis impending acquittal and re- mobilization, which are considered in- dispensable for the sake of the reputa- tion of the Russian navy.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-04

FOR SAlE-s1s00 buys a nice five room modern brick dwelling, s200 down balance easy. monthly payments that anyone can meet. E. E. Pascoe, 110 N. Center St.
The Washington times., 1906-02-21
Dentistry.

DENTAL WORK done by graduates for cost
OF materials at Washington Private Dental
Infirmary. 1903 I st. NV. fe20-30t
FIRsT-CLAsS WORK. LOW PRICES-Set
of teeth. IS up gold crowns. So up; gold
Filings, 81 up silver filings, soc up; work
guaranteed; no pain. DIR. GEO L. Ed
MONDS. $40 F st. NV. ja27-3ot
TEETH WITHOUT PLATE~--No extracting:
no pain; look. feel, act. and last longer than
natural teeth shunken faces made normal;
painless filling. DR. J. L WILSON. 1903 z
81. NV. isS7 -sas
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Help Wanted
Male and Female.

WANTED - Competent stenographers and
typewriter operators TO register with Us
positions obtained for same without charge.
The MONARCH TYPEWRITER, 14ZI 7 81.
NV. fe21-7t
WANTED-Goung man and wife Tor farm
and house work. four miles from city; house
and good wages 10 right parties Address
Box H. Bancroft. Va. fes1-3t
WANTED-YOu can learn the Syllable system
OF shorthand in 10 hours attain a speed OF
IS to 100 words in $50 hours and We will pro-
cure position for you. Ne teach also Pit
man, Graham, Gregg. and Bagnes systems
typewriting and Spanish. 81 GEOGRAPHIC
ACADEMY, Colorado building. Phone II
WANTED-White mnui also man and wife
farm near city. Apply ANDERSO\fS )
BLACKSMITH SHOP, Anacostia- OF write p.
o. BON ZI. station H fe2J-3t
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Music and EIOcution.

ORPHELI-A ]. HART. 442 MASS. AVE. N.
w. teacher OF piano, harmony, vocal cul-
ture. sight singing. elOcutiOn. and dramatic
art.
Rectta1s. dramatic performances. and op-
eras given during the season Large stage
for rehearsals
Piano graduate; student at Peabody Inst,
Baltimore, Md. Pupil Of Carl Gaertner and
Richard BuTmeister. Charges moderate.
Phone Main S35-M. fe14-3Ot
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Personal.

WANTED-ro know the Whereabouts Of two
widow ladies, sisters, Mrs. Alameda Gardner
and Mrs. Jane Frost. Call SOz f5a St sw. 1t
A LONELY GENTLEMAN would like to
meet a refined lady; no others need write.
no improper motives. Address SINCERE
Times Office. fe20-4t
WORKINGMEN always come to US when
they buy, as we serve them with warm over
coats and suits of clothes, tailor made slight
ly used, at a great money saving AT JCSTIFS )
OLD STAND, 619 D. fe19-7t
MONEY TO LOAN IN SUMS OF s. to $50.
JOSEPH CAIN, ROOM 406. JENIFER
BUILDING, 7TH AND d SITS NV. fel7-7t
NINE RITA. the Worlds Greatest PaImfst
and Card Reader, only astroIoger in Wash
ington. is holding receptions at 723 9Th st
NV. Fee, sc and Soc fel0-S0t
FOR HIRE-FULL DRESS AND TUXEDO
SUITS. THE FAMOUS. 42S 7TH ST. NV
ja2e-SQt
MR. L. MILLION, Palmist and Mental Real
ings; everything told. 9l4 New York ave.
fe9-S0t
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Wanted-SaIeSmen.

LADIES and GENTLEMEN. HOW Is THIS?
THE WASHINGTON BRANCH OF THE
L. s EMBROIDERY WORKS New York
offers an opportunity TO any lady OF gen
tleman TO make SO PER DAY by selling
our hand and French embroidered shirt waists
and suit patterns IN pongee and other high
grade qualities Also lines Of Oriental nov
shawls. Liberal terms to agents. Can at
Branch office for information S TRACHT-
MAN. 6l9 F st. NV, ROOM g. fe2-S0t
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Compo-Board-If Ceilings Are Stripped

length of boards must run this way. See
illustration in office Of ThOs. W. Smith,
Lumber Dealer. Washington. D, c.
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Hotel Johnson Cafes.

Club breakfast. noon lunch. table d'hote
dinner and a Ia carte service Choice Oys-
ters. game. fresh-caught diamOnd-back
terrapin and New York meats.
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Help Wanted-MaIe.

WANTED-An experienced boy in grocery
store ION and G. SITS. sc. It
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS grocery clerk; must
be meat cutter. 101 n at Sc fe2I-3t
WANTED-Canyasser commission or salary:
steady employment to good men. Address
BOX IA, Times Office fe2i-3t
WANTED-Job press feeder: one accustomed
to finest work; union; must be neat workman
Apply PHENIX PRESS. The Better Printing
$50 Sth st. nv. fe2i-St
WANTED - HOuse-to-house canvassers TO
travel. nothing TO self Call after D. n
". WHITMAN, Capital Hotel. II
UNIVERSITY TRAINED teacher of higher
mathematics, physics, and mechanical draw
ing daily, three OF four hours; state price
Address BOX 14s, Times office. It
WANTED-Men TO sell household goods on
installments; good pay; no experience need
ed. 6S6 G st my. felSmo. we, fri-6t
WANTED-A meat cutter and grocery clerk;
state salary and last place employed Ad-
dress BOX 1S3 Times Office. fe20-3t
WANTED-Single white man to drive and
care for horses. Can after pm. s17 AZ 81.
sw. fe20-2t
WANTED-Two boys to learn the printing
business; those with experience preferred,
between 10 g. II. and noon. fs20-3t
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The Auction Sale Tomorrow.

Feb. 22nd, by catalogue. commencing II
1927 and 1923 O st. embraces some very
fine and rare specimens of carved Teak
wood furniture. Cloisonne vases, fine ma
hogany TuruiJure and chairs, statuary
etc Travellers from abroad say il is the
finest exhibit ever shown in Washington
The Washington times., 1906-02-21
Birds, DOGS. Etc.

WE SELL the best feed for your house plants
also for birds, dogs, cats. goEdhshss. and have
good singing CanaTtes. parrots. dogs. mon-
keys, fancy poultry, and pigeons for squad
raising. SCHMID BIRD STORE. T12 18th
St NV. feI5-tf
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''Royal Pilsen" Brings Pleasure

and sunshine into the busy mans day. 4
superb light beer of matchless quality.
All bars Abner-Drury Brewing CO.
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Money TO Loan.

BY PRIVATE PARTY. SO TO $50: confden-
tial; state amount and time wanted. Ad-
dress BOX IS. Times Office fe15-1Ot
MONEY TO LOAN by private party. fIou
s. to $50; confidential. Address BOX 500,
Times Office. 1azI-sOt
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Cleaners and DyerS.

REMEMBER. THE CLOTHES DOCTOR, 1755
Pennsylvania ave, does cleaning. pressing,
dysing. altering, and repairing better than
any other tailor living. Telephone NJ. 1iS3.
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Found.

FOUND-Satfsfactory printing! don't thinl
find out; try It.; ], 600 business cards, 81 5
HAYS. SOS 1. st. NV. fef3-3t
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Help Wanted-male.

MAANFIaD-Two good European walters for
Fennsy lvania: two cafe walters. city: one
S9asenan gsa 5ei PHILLIPS HOTEL AGENCY,
~ lth St NV. 1t
WANTED-For hotels. stenogra E,hers, Ger
man bartender; roast broicrs, and fry cooks
toIay. Apply DICKS HOTEL AGENCY,
% l-In ana Pennsylvania ave. fe2i-2t
WANTED-Laborers and teams Apply at
ing. 1t
WANTED-Good steady barber; guarantee.
Iko4AI. BARBER SHOP, f9 Fl St NV, 1t
WANTED-Colored man es driver and work
around arc oyster house. 1Il7 Pennsylvania ave
NV. fe21-3t
WANTED-Boy understanding care of horse
and to work around store. Apply before
town. fe2i-St
WANTED-Single man TO work on ss..z.i
farm Cali after D m address FARM
EEt, l215 18th St, Georgetown. fe21-2t
WANTED-Young man TO learn drug bus-
ness Address BOX Isl, Times office. fe21-2t
WANTED-First-class white barber; guar
entee given. 1ZiS st. ne. fe2l-3t
WANTED-Experience statesmen fer dry
HECHT s CO. 5IS, SIS, 5lz 7th ST NJ. fe21--s
wANTED-EIeyator boy, houseman. butler.
coachman. Inquire 1872 !. st. NV. fe21-2t
WANTED-Waiter in barroom, housema1.
, cutler, private family; hotel waiter. 1885
lIth st. iiw II
wANTED-Five paperhangers; bring tools.
1888 18th ST. NV. r. z. RENCHER, phone
\ 1888 NJ fe21-2t
WANTED-A scoarer and presser. EMER-
son, l32s SD st. NV. fe2l-st
wANTED-Boy to carry orders. 200 "a 81
sw. It
WANTED-Two good BARRIERS. at once;
steady job; IS guarantee, sl5 d St NV.
WANTED-Boy about I6 to learn trade
Apply with written reference 70 sl5 eth ST.
SEVERAL white men as sweepers ana to
/ care for dogs at dog show Apply ROOM
9oel 81 lfth st IL
WANTED-White man to do general farm
work and milk; man who understands
steam boiler and pump ana do the washing
OF milk cans and bottles, 44Sl + st. nw.
fe20-2t
WANTED-Carpenters and Iaborers r. s
BlOME CO. New Filtration Plant fe20-3t
WANTED-Youn man: must understand
meat cutting ana groceries, bring reference.
60 I'd ST nv. feIS-sr
wANTED-An experienced waiter I404
Pennsylvania ave, The stag. feI9-5t
WAN-ED-stenographer and typewriters 10
register with our employment department
SMITH PREMIER TYPEWRITER Co, 5as
llth st. feI7-7t
SO TO So WEEKLY guaranteed men who
learn barber trade with Uc: new system:
wages Saturdays; tools donated. diplomas
awarded. begin anytime write for free cate
2; ace ST. New York city. feI7-6t
WANTED-YOuHg man to work 2S days "a
eNchange for business college course Ad-
dress BOX 70. Times Office. feI6-6t
ANY INTELLIGENT person may earn good
income corresponding for newspapers; expe-
rlence unnecessary, Send for particulars
PRESS SYNDICATE. Lockport. n. y.
uo3-IS0t
WANTED-Boys with bicycles for messen-
ger service, Industrious boys can earn 81
per day and more; boys attending school viii
be employed from pm. 10 II pm. and
on Sundays and holidays MUTUAL DIS
TRICT MESSENGER COMPANY, Basement
1401 + NV oC4-tf
BOYS, BE INDEPENDENT-Own your own
newspaper routes. Get q list Of customers
for the Evening and Sunday Times, and you
VIII make good money. For further in
formation apply CIRCULATION DEPART
MENT. The MashInEfnn Tines ange-ff
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Help Wanted-EemaIe.

WANTED-Wonlan for general Homework in
small family 409 9Th ST. Sc It
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

The Superiority of Purissima Rye
wiu evince itself the instant you taste It
IS 5 pure, mellow with age, smooth anc
of pleasing bouquet. Be sure 10 try it
Phone y. US, VIM. Cannon, 1925 7th ST. NV
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Attorneys.

ADVICE FREE-Damage, divorce, and estate
cases; 10 charge without service; best law
yers, all courts: everything strictly conf
dential. Address p. O. BOX Z. Station A.
CITY feI4-SOt
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Notary Public.

DEEDS, affidavits, pension vouchers civil
service papers executed and depositions
taken; night day. s91 4th st. NV. Phone
Main 340S-W. fe2-s4
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

Furnished and Unfurnished Rooms.
ROOMS. reasonable. 729 9th st. NV. fe2l-3t
Two ROOMS, second floor; heat and gas.
205 CT st. NV. fa90 p
BRIGHT rooms for light housekeeDine 79s
New Jersey ave. nv. feTe-q
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

HatChsts, Cherries, Cherry Napkins,
cotiilon & birthday favors. Gould's. 421 9Th.
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

GOLDENBERG'S, 7th and X SITS NV.
3. KANN, SONS & CO. Sth and Market space
ERVINS CIGAR STORE, 14th and Fla ave.
". Z. McNCLTY. Cigar store, 18th and 2 NV.
ROBERT T. PETZOLD, The Harvard PhAr-
macy, llth and Harvard SITS NV
A. Z. POWELL, 4th and East Capitol SITS.
a. NJ DANIELS, cor 14th and T sts. NV.
1. FRENCH SIMPSON, cor 9Th st. Rhode
Island ave. and r 81. NV.
CHAS. c HORNUNG. Cbristiauf Pharmacy.
sw, cor. eth and N sts- NV
DOM * SANFORD. New York ave and
North Capitol ST.
CHAS. II. BLUMER, y. Cap. and r SITS. ne.
r. A. NEITCH, Goth and N SITS NV.
". D. BRACE. cor. S0th and II SITS. NV.
QUIGLEY' 5 PHARMACY, 2lst and c SITS. NV
O'DONNELL DRUG CO. Sth and c SITS Sc,
GILLETTE & CO.. 14th and L SITS. NV.
:. NJ. WAGNER x CO. lst and II SITS. NV.
II. T. BUTTS, cor, 4th and Mass- ave. NV.
l. I. TAYLOE, cor 9Th and sts. NV.
Vi. S. F'EALY, NV cor, 11th and Pa ave. Sc
J. D COBLENTZ Fla. ave. and n Cap. St
EUGENE r. NICHOLS, 1901 Pa ave. NV
CHAS. B. CAMPBELL, cor. ID and SITS, ne
Y. HUGO EISENBEISS. 9Th ana ats. sw.
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Wanted-BicyCleS.

WANTED-To buy every second hand bicycle
in the city. II3 Pennsylvania ave. NV.
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

We Store and Sell Furniture.
Brown & Tolson, Aucts., 1909 H 81. NV.
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For SaIe-misceIIaneOus.

FOR -HaIf-cord seasoned pine cord
wood. sawed in stove lengths delivered g %
BOX II, Bancroft, Va. fezI-st
The Washington times., 1906-02-21
ANhCOSTTA.

BURY's PHARMACY. corner Monroe and
jefferson SITS.
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

If you have not
the time to send
or bring your ad
to The Times or
any of the fol-
lowing Branch
Offices, just call
up Main $500
and our Want
Ad Messenger
will call for your
Ads. No extra
charge for the
S~ryiCe
The Washington times., 1906-02-21
Rooms and Board.

LARGE front room and good board; near two
mes OF cars. 3i6 A st ne. fe2f-3t
-rl5 K Nw.-Sunny, single room, near new
b2th. with board, $ week. Main 5694 1t
THE LITCHFIELD. 906-910 14th st. NV. op-
Posite Franklin Park; single and double
rooms TWO and three room suites; private
6athsi special rates now transients. fe21 st
FRONT ROOMS. home cooking. sac to $50
per month for two. 1SZs II st fe21-st
COMFORTABLE largo front ROOM with good
board Tor two Protestant men of sober
habits preferred; SIS per month each IL p
st, ne, near North Capitol fe2o-3t
ROOMS. with or without board; second and
third floors; terms very reasonable 1908 4th
st. NV. fe99 ..
ROOMS and board in private family for two
gentlemen 2ls Bates st. NV. fe19-3t
WANTED-Two boarders; nicely furnished
room with good board; heat, bath; $3.50 per
Week each. 1925 I'D st. NV. fe19-3t
NICELY furnished rooms with board. 1921
New York ave. fe19-3t
GEORGE WASHINGTON HOTEI-l5th and
New York ave, overlooking White House
hrst-class family hotel: double rooms S45
up; single room, s25 per month; good board ;
transients. 81 per day and up feIs-I5t
1916 list ST. Nw.-Between P St and Massa-
chusetts ave; handsomely furnished front
rooms. with board; one square OF Dupont cir
e!ss feIs-6t
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For SaIe-AutomObileS.

FOR SALE-Autouobne, Thomas tonneau.
in hTst-ciass running order; horn, brass
lamps, extra tire, and tools; 10 quick buyer,
$500; viii demonstrate, can 72S 5th st NV.
fel9-3t
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Wall Paper.

ROOIS PAPERED. 81. 10 up. house painting.
lowest prices. CARLISLE BROS, 64S II 81
ne East 1881 fe2l-9t
WE DO IT NOW-You save money Papsr-
hanging. painting, etc. J. II. BECRWITH
sos + st. ne. fe20-3t
wAG V. kfAHONEY, the Progressive Paper
hanger, reliable, prompt, cheap; legal guar
antee covers all our work; send postal for
free samples and estimate. Main store coz
Pennsylvania ave Sc. telephone East ia +
CT following agencies: De Maine & Co 32O7
81 81. NV, Edlavitchs s store. Bowie Nd:
10 Monroe st, Anacostia; F0wlsr's store
Congress Heights; COZ New York ave NV
General Store. Glendale; new agency just es-
tablisheds PoStofEce. Colonial Beach. Va
The Washington times., 1906-02-21
Wanted
Horses and Vehicles.

WANTED-Two good work horses. Apply at
lIl7 7th st. NV. fe21-3t
WANTED-A young mare about l. 1GO lbs;
family who viii give her good home; state
price. 465 + st. sw. fe19-3t
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Situations Wanted


WANTED-FamiIy washing. III Florida ave
-
8ANTED-By colored woman, washing a.ad
ironing or cleaning by the day. Il36 Sd St
NV. 1t
WANTED-By q young white GIRL place in
small family 10 do light hOusewOTk; no wash
ing and ironing. Call for three days. 902
"A St sw ii
wANTED-Laundry work to do at home or
out by day Please call or address 4iS1z
Franklin st. NV 1t
WANTED-By girl, place to help around the
house. Call at So 24th St NV, It
wANTED-By experienced pantry girl, place
in hotel pantry, or light housework. Address
BOX l56, Times onlce- II
WANTFD-By refined white lady; position
as housekeeper for single gentleman or wild
over without Children. address BOX 152,
Times Office 1t
wANTED-By competent cook, situation in
private family Call at $40 18th st. NV.
fe2I-3t
WANTED-By colored woman. washing to
do at home; good laundress. 1923 Sd St
NV. fe2O-2t
WANTED-By reliable white woman place
as light houseWoTker OF chambermaid in plain
family Address BOX 130, Times office,
WANTED-PIace as cook and general house
worker Address 756 Harvard st. NV. fe99-2t
WANTED-By a reliable colored woman.
Situations Wanted-nSIe.
WANTED-Position, dyer and cleaner; first
class reference Address BOX 142. Tin e. Of
fee. fe21-St
WANTED-By reliable colored man, job in
stable OF driving. Address 1l26 1st St NV
fe2l-3t
WANTED-By man of experience. position
as salesman of real estate; reference. Ad-
dress BOX 153, Times Office fe2I-3t
WANTED-situation as clerk in wall paper
or grocery store Address BOX loo. Times Of
fee. 1t
WANTED-By a coIored man. a place as
butler or inside work 14l3 Pierce place.
1t
WANTED-First-clas emblamer desires sit
uatiOn with good, reliable undertaken, Ad-
dress ]. S. III q st. NV. fe2l-3t
" NTED-Job as carpenter. Address CUTH-
BERT HERRELL4 Forest Glen. Nd. fs20-9t
WANTlsD-A job as manager of stables or
driving team. have had considerable expert
ence- BURNS. 62I ID st. NV. feast
WANTED-A strong Irish boy, Is years,
wants to learn trade OF plumbing or machin-
ist. Address BOX 122, Times Office. fe19-3t
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FOR SALE-CeciIian piano player and twelve
flee. fen n
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

ALL OR PART, twenty shares Marcoui
America sl00 certificate; submit offer. T. l.
FLOYD, CberTydaie Va. feZI-3t
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Wanted-ROomS q Board.

WANTED-By gentleman room and hoard
with WIDOW, unincumbered. Address BOX
14I. Times Office fs21St
" NANTED-Two communicating rooms with
board on first or second floor for 3 adults:
adjacent TO car lines; situated in northwest;
state terms Address c. A. p, Times Office
fe1q-st
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COST Lmes-EayoTs

Gundlach, Sl3 eth st. NV. Phone 45SS-Y
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

Sweet Violets, 25c Bunch.
at Kramer's. 916 + ST. NV.
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F. G. SMITH PIANO CO..

FOR SALE-Odice safe, good condition; size
II IN II It 5 in: very cheap. 2 WYATT
building. 18th and r sts feIy-st
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

DRY DRY GOODS and notions, $50; good living
81 fe2l-3t
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Bachelor Apartments.

TWO LARGE ROOMS AND BATH, frst
floor, SENECA Men only. All mod
ern Improvements. 627 z st. nws
de23-tf
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When You Want a Cut
OF anything-Joyce Engraving Co. Star bldg.
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Wanted-ROOmS

WAN TED-TWO furnished rooms for Hight
hoilsf keeping. between Newton and Irving.
44ih ',nd 18th sts.; terms reasonable. Ad-
dress I7I3 Lamont 81 II
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For Hire

HORSES. bugEles. and daytons, 81 50 auc 81
per day for drumming and BUSH ass ptsrTgoses
PRESTON'S STABLES. sth and I SITS nv.
Phone Main 6ss-Y fa1S- s5t
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WOOD
WOOD
WANT A PIANO FREE7

If so. call at our warerooms at once
ana aFall yourself Of this generous offer
piano free Of charge for six nonthsL--1lI
. pay only Tie cost nf LauLL-.z lha Ilann-
The Washington times., 1906-02-21

Bf-oI PAYING bakery and confectionery in
SlIyt uorough Investigation invited EAST
HfeS -, % BUSINESS EXCHANGE, 514 f St
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Sand and Gravel.

FOR SALE-Sand and gravel from river or
bank. Inquire ROOM 2I5, Stewart building
402 9th st. NV, or DIR. CZARRA, Hyatts-
Vile, Nd. fe16-30t
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BRooKLAND, D. C.
THUR II. F. LUERSSEN, Drug ST.
ALEXANDRIA, VA.
LOCAL MENTION.

r. L. CARNE & CO. 703 King st.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-13

\ bibulous clubInan Of Chicago sat in
his fayorite corner with a glass OF his
fnsorite tippIc within reach.
Have something" lie asked as d
friend took d chair near him.
enc thanks MAS the reply. Elm
on the water wagon"
ION tho water wagonfp doubifully.
Yes
The bibuous one considered this very
thonghtfullN Il seemed to occur 10
him that there were some very curious
people in this world
How onggr he asked at length. az
ii he meant % doubt.
y haven't touched drop for over six
months.
The bihnlous ore looked at the other
with deepening interest. One would
have said that he was probably lust
awakening TO the fact fiat such extra
ordinary abstcniuu-ness was possible.
and debating the adyisability ii trying
IL himself, AZ least. There could he
no doubt thai ihc statement stirred him
mentally
sis niontlisl" hr repeated III dive
q bundled dollars fVr so,n tbr5t, hot
a Thousand wouldn't tempt me 10 train
for it.'-ludse
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GLORY or THE WOMAN.


Betty, / have it in my honest heart
TO let you know with what " pure
compassion
see you tire your head (and deem it
smart)
In the fiamboyant mode approved BY
fashion
Something between
A stuiiy turban and tambourine.
Is II because few women dare defy
The other women's tyrannous dicta-
ton.
Or that you hope to melt some manly
And wiring therefrom the sort Of ado
ration
That innocent souls
Offer to angels in their aureoles,
Ii that's your object, am not aware
Who is the guileless youth, the yer-
dant STRIPPING
For whom You bind your sheayes of
mellow hair
BY processes Of artificial ripping,
Using a frame
With borrowed fluff to overlap the
same.
II cannot be for me, for middle age
Leaves me to such allurements COOL
or coolish;
1t must be someone else, less timely
sage,
More simple, more impressionably
foolish:
Some one Tor more)
Unskilled to doubt you genuine to the
core
Yet, if you care TO hear the candid
truth
From one who still preserves a SEN
tient fraction
OF what has been heart that through
and through
Thrilled 70 the best capillary attrac-
tion,
| can't admire
These bullying haloes rugged on padded
wire.
It's not as If your hair was in decline.
Nor do You need to have your head
diminished,
Or to obscure scalp of poor design
Which nature roughly blocked and left
unfinished;
I've always said
You had a rather nicely modelled
head.
But that portentous bulk above your
brow
Makes all the rest beneath seem small
and petty,
Especially your brains; and anyhow
10 be sincere (you wish me, don't
You, Betty,
To be sincerely
Brains aren't your strongest feature,
are they, dear?
Punch.