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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-09-17
la BUENA CESTION
de I'D COInpatriO-
Ia.
El doctor don Antonio ROSeIl haCe
un gran seIViciO a los aIumnOs
puertOrriquefOs.
Ia VRlIsrsIdad ds % EIabana acspta sin e1anen
de IngTssO, los aIumROs De Ia Alta ES-
eueIa Central de Puerto Rico.

seg1n informes que hemos recibido de
Ia Habana hase alcanzado ALI el que los
aIumnos de Ia Alta Escuela Central de
Puerto Rico sean admitidos sin el examen
de ingreso que antes &c requerfa, en- la
Univerpidad de aquella ciudad
Indudables ventajas obtienen con ese
acuerdo los j6venes estudiantes de Puerto
Rico que tengan por conveniente acuiir &
la Uriversidad habanera q estndiar algu-
ma carrera. Debese la tai concession 4
los grandes esfuerzos y activfsimas gestio-
mes, de nuestro ilustrado compatriota eI
doctor don Antonio Rosell que ALI sin
descanso ha tlabajBdo por aIcanzar ese
benefcio en- bien de los estudiantes pnerto-
Triquefiog.
Ell doctor Rosell no olvida nunca su
patria fuera de ella, como cuands aqui
vivid hace todo 10 possible por laborar en-
su favor.
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PLEI I O..
Rubert HeEmanOS y los heTedeTOs de
dOia Maria LuiSa Lopez.
LO que aCord6 ell Tribunal.

Continue Ell sabado la vista del pleito
que sigue Rubert heTmanos contra los he.
rederos causa-habientes de dona Maria
Luisa Lopez y Martinez y los del Pbro.
don Antonio Garcia sobre extinction can.
celaci6n de dos hipoteeas; una de $4,000 y
tantoB pesos otra de $4,000 escudos,
constituidas respectivamente en- 25 de
Enero de 1864 Is de Octubre de 1866
sobre los cairo Totes de terrenos que for
maban entonces la central ''San Vicente
de Vega Bsja.
Sc funda la dsmanda en- que, a6n pres
cindiendoHe del pago de esos cT6ditos, Ia
acci6n para reclamarlos ha prescrito; pero
80 entabla la demanda por ser defectuoBa
la Recommendation que tienen los deman-
dantes.
Por su parte, algunos de los demanda-
dos alegan que habiendose convenido el
pago en- plazoB anuales por los que se otor-
garon psgar6s Ia orden, no procede hoy
L. cancellation en- perjuicio de los tenedores
de esas obligacioneg que no han sido de-
mandados y que, ademas, no es cierto ha-
va prescrito la aeci6n por haber sido inte-
rrumpida en- varias ocasiones.
AL cerrar los debates, ell abogado de los
demandantes present6 una moci6n verbal
para enmendar el final del hecho tercero
de la demanda, poniendo en- vez de la fra
Sc prescindiendo del pago la acci6n estd
prescrita, etc. los referidos cr6ditos han
SidO satisfechosy, ademas, estS prescrita la
acci6n para Bu cobro.
A esa enmier da Sc opusieron los deman-
dadosy la Corte qued6 en- receso para re-
solver 81 habfa lugsT no enmendar 81
hecho tercero en Ia forma pedida.
Con ese motive Sc aportaron varias SEN
tencias del Supreme tribunal de Washing.
ton = de California acerca de la oportuni.
dad para hacer enlniendas, sosteniendo el
demandante que podfan hacerse en- todO
tempo el demandado que ESQ solo GUAM
do Sc trata de enmendar un error, un nom-
bre, una incongrnencia, pero no un hecho
sustancial que enVolvfa 81 ejercicio de una
nueva acci6n.
Sc hicieron luego diversos concentrates
de la habilidad de los abogados de las
parties interpretando cada uno Ia ley y
la jurisprudencis.
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TRES CRIME
NES AVER.
Fu6 un dia 'ssnsacionaI"
10 OCuTIdo IN puIpsro De Ia calla de san
Francisco.
Dia sensational fue 81 de aver.

Dia sensational fue el de aver.
Tres crfmenes cometieronse, de los cusIf 1
Beparadamente damos cuenta.
En- la mafiana del referido dia de aver
el individuo Andres Andino, intoxicado.
seg1n referencias, penetr6 en- el estableci-
miento de Francisco Villalongo, en- la calle
de San Francisco esquina de O'Donnell,
tTente al Puesto de refrescos del popular
Segundo.
Pidi6 una copa de licor con carb6-
MICA y despu6s de apurarla preguut6 al
dependiente joaquin Reyes cuanto Ie
debfa. AL contestarls este que 10 que ha-
bfa tornado valfa cinco centavos, Andino
sac6 un revolver, por 10 que Reyes eva
di6se introduci6ndoSe en- Ia trastienda.
Sigui6 Abdino 10 largo del montrador
hizo Ia misma pregunta Villalongo,
quien le contest6 en- la misma forma que
81 dependieDte
Andino sac6 el revolver dispar6 &
Francisco, hiriendole en- la cara.
Fuerte hemorragia produjo Ia herida y
Villalongo dirigi6se por sus propios Ipasoa
al cuartO de socorro.
Al huir Andino, Pomares, m6sico de la
policfa insular, detuvo al agresor, quitan-
dole el revolver. -..-..
Ell guardia Pagani intervino entonceB,
conduciendo al Andino al dep6sito
Ell herido fu9 conducido en- Ia ambu.
lancia al hospital municipal.
InVeStigGciones.-El fiscal Torres Grau
y el juez Bazan intervinieron aver en- Ia
invest gaci6n de los crfmeneB de que da-
mos cuenta en- otro lugar.
Tambien intervino en- uno de los hechoE
denunciados el iuez del Vale.
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WELL CONE.

La distinguida DANA seflora Monserrate
Rios de Penedo, ha fjado su residencia en-
San Juan, con sus bellas hijas Pepita y
Rosarito.
La sonora Penedo que con tan buenos
resultados desempefi6 ell magisterio en- Ca
guas renuncia q su carrera por motives de
salud, pero le sustituye en- 81 prefesorado
puertorriquefo Su inteligente hija Pepita
quien ejercera este afio en- la escuela Colon.
LA Correspondence" envia su mas cor.
dial bienvenida la estimable familia del
senior Jose Penedo Benitez, amigo nuestro.
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RlJEGO

Lo hacemos los Sres. que Sc relacionaD
4 continuation 4 fin de que SO sirvan con
testar sin mas demora, las reiteradas cartap
que les han sido dirijidas pOr la Admins
TRACTION de este diario, para Ia liquidation
de sus respectivas cueutas
DON Jose Ferrer y Ferrer. CAGUAS.
Tomas Mariani de YAUCO.
{. Carlos L. de Chou6en ANASCO.
" j. A. Morera Colon de SALINAS
i" Nicolas Benitez Delgado JUN
COS.
Don Domingo GalIart GUAYAMA.
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Los que Caen.

En- Manatf ha fallecido un respectable
anciano, perteueciente una de las princi.
pales familias de aquella poblaci6n.
Don Vidal Santana rindi6 la iornada
de la vida despues de una existencia en-
que Ia honradez y laboriosidad fueron su
gufa, y su fallecimiento ha causado iris
tisima impression en- la sociedad manatiena,
donde residen la mayor parte de sus fami.
liares.
A estos enviamos el mas sentido p6same
por la sensible ocuTrencia que cubre dc
luto sus hogares y que en- Ia Eterna man
sion de los buenOs, halle acojida ell que de-
IA recuerdos de estimation respeto poi
su vida sin tachs,
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La CaIma del GobiernO Cubanu.
Los EsiadOs UnIdOs y Cuba, sstaG sin emhar
go, grandsmeRts pTeOCupadOS.

Washington, Septiembr6 "A pesar de
la calma aparente del gobierpo cubano,
con respecto q 10 revoluci6n; Sc sabe aquf
que tanto Ell gobierno de Estados Unidos
como el de Cuba, est6n grandemente preo-
cnpados.
Muchos de los hombres mas prominen-
tes de Cuba, son responsables de la revo-
luci6n.
Muchos de los grandeg capitales sunni
nistran fondos para habilitar los revolu-
cionarios con armas y municiones..
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ESCANDALOSO.

Els un verdadero eScdndo la gran rebaja
de precios que en- las tiendas de Arrivf
hubo en- la pasada semana seg6n parece
Bigue por ounce dias mas El comprar
eGaajes en- una de las tres tiendas que
dichos BefiOres tienen es una verdadera
gsnga y 10 mismO en- bordadOB y otros
artfculoB
Compre siempre en- Gel Cielo', 'tLa
Gloria" LA Vizcaina" y disfrutard
nsted del sabroso cl6sico 'smamey.'
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DIR. FRANCISCO sALAZAR

tamente, "degollada", mostrando que la
herida habfa sido producida por un ms
trumento muy cortanta, una ''chaveta" q
otra arma por el estilo.
Presentaba dos heridas: una en- la cara,
carrillo izquierdo, tambi6n grave; la del
cuello 'mortal de neceeidad"
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SeTOTas Dentlstas.

Tirillas de liza fna para pulir; papel de
liza, Cuttle-fsh, CrocuB, Garnet, todo eeto
en- diacos para pulir las ori6caciones Pun
taB fresas de todos los tamafioB formas
para aDgulo recto 8 para FL. p. Mandri-
les, matrices, exploradores, excavadores,
&c. y cuantas pleas instrumentos pueda
neceaitarse Amalgamas STANDARD, 2.
Z. ID. Mil cosas mas. Dep6sito Dental
De saIgadO y FueTtes, San Juan,
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ReStabIeCidQ.

Lo estd de la difcil Operaci6n quirdrgica
que le hicieran los doctores Carbonell y
Carreras el joven Nicolas Garcia de Que.
vedo, que ha vuelto sus tareas habitua-
les. Lo celebramos
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Sc NECE5ITA tomar en- aIquiler
dos habitaciones contiguas prOpias para
Ofeina, entire las GALES de San Francisco
y Tetu6n; cuyo precio no exceda de $25.O0
q $50. Para informes dirigirse N. N,
2. o. Box 1856, San Juan, Puerto
Rico. 6.
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CERTIEICADO.

Los infrascriptoB, m6dicos cirnjanos,
CERTIFICAN:
Y que Dofia Virginia Gomez, Comadrona
titulada que ejerce en- esta Ciudad, ha pa.
decide hace cosa de un mes una ipfama.
ci6n de un dedo que tard6 como dos spma.
mas en- curar; pero de la cual Sc halla
completamente bien hace mas de 20 dias,
no habiendo ningdn pelig de contsgio
para las personas que necesiten sus cuida-
dos, y pu1iendo por ende ejercer su profe.
sion sin tenor alguno.
P, NOE Septiembre 10 de 1906.
DIR. FRANCISCO sALAZAR
.-. G. VILLARONGA.
Confcrme con la anterior certifcaci6p,
expido la presente en- ell mismo sentido,
aseguTando ademSs que dof1a Virginia
Gomez es la comadrona mas competente
que he conocido en- Puerto Rico y la mas
circunspecta y TeserVada en- el ejercicio de
su profession.
DR.. u. s. CORDOVA,
Especialista en- partos.
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-Auy concurrido estuvo anoche Ell
Teutro con las msgnficas vistas con que
deleit6 al pGblico 81 cinemat6grafo de Ote-
70 d Go. Asi mismo SO ola en- el cafe Pc
dir 81 magnffico Ron marca Exposition
de A. Alvarez aermanos, que produce
al que 10 toma una moderada algeria.
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-El Hotel de Moda es Ell Helvetia,
Cruz 27 de Pedro Schira, debido su ex-
celente servicio explendidas habitacio-
peA de Ia mesa, 60 10 mejor en- culinari.
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al ROSELI..

LA VILLA DE MADRID. va
llegaron las legftimas camisetas de Crepe
de Sante, id de merino trancesas; surtido
de casimires; madras para camisas inf
nidad de artfculos de los que es exclusive
esta casa. El pfblico de buen gusto
compra siempre en LA Villa de Madrid !.
San Francisco 81. Telefono 273. z. o.
Box 764. San Juan, Puerto Rico.
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En- esta imprenta % Fende papel de pc
ri6diOo YieiO { $500 quintal.
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TREASURE DEPARTMENT OF PORTO RICO!
sUBAsTA PUBLICA.
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CnLEeIO eoMERclAL De ALBANY

Albany magnificamente situado en- e
Hudson con superiores adelantos para il
educaci6n.
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PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN
RANDY WITH HER FISTS
Wife Of Amateur Boxer Answers an
Offensive Note with Knock
out Blow.

New York.-In n certain Office build
ing in this city is a cigar stand in the
lower hallway, presided over by a
young woman. She to-day is telling
the young and the old men of the
building, occupants of the various Of
fees and daily acquaintances. how a
young woman. a pretty blonde and
wife OF an amateur champion boxer.
knocked out fresh young man known
TO them ali. whose father is a broker
I'm the building.
The knockout took place the other
day just after the closing OF the stock
exchange. The fair cigar counter at
tendant and the amateur champions
wife. who is the actress Julia Morri-
son, were conversing over the counter.
They are friends. The brokers' son.
tall. handsome. but presuming. stopped
TO purchase a perfecto On a finger
OF his right hand spark;ed a brilliant
diamond in rare setting. The blonde
gazed at the ring aud admired IL. say
ing so TO her friend. as the young man
lighted his cigar and turned away.
He overheard the whispered utter
ance and smiled upon the blonde.
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made motions like a monkey throwing
cocoanuts at Filipino. Moylan nearly
burst his uniform hurting commands
at Resnick Resnick only screamed
and chartered at him. Men nearly fell
OF their various perches laughing.
Then some one told Moylan about
Louey and the hypnousm Moylan
sent word to Louey TO come around
and take the curse on Resnick or he
would get warming he would remem-
Der. Louey went to window from
which Resnick could see him. ordered
him to climb down the pole, and when
he was safely AT the bottom made
some mysterious passes. said "An
right now you're a butcher again.
and fed. Resnick looked dazed sud
denly realized that he was bare. grab
bed his clothing and put il on.
Moylan called for an ambulance and
sent Resnick 20 the psychopathic ward
OF Bellevue.
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TURNS BUTCHER
INTO A MONKEY
YOUNG HYPNorisT CREATES SEN
sATIoN IN NEW YORK.
MAKES TIE VICTIM UNDRESS.
Unfortunate Man Then Ordered to
Climb Pole, Where he Does
Sinian Stunts to Delight
OF Big Crowd.

New York.-While a butcher who
had been led by an amateur hypnotist
TO believe that he was a monkey.
climbed a 5o-foot clothes pole in the
rear OF Ludlow street tenement the
other night. 5000 men. women and
children craned over house roofs and
fire escape rails and peeped from win
dows at him. Everybody in the East
side seemed trying to get into some
lof the houses whose rears afforded
view OF the spectacle, and the uproar
sounded so much like a frst-class riot
that the police turned out 70 sup.
press it.
But il was only amateur. correspond
ence school hypnotism- Louey was
the hypnotist. He is II years old
and works in a grocery store in Lud-
low street No one would tell his
I last name. Morris Resnick. SIS years
old. a kosher butcher. was his sub
ject Louey has been studying hyp-
uotism and found he could influence
Resnick.
He met the butcher. and told him
he was a dog. Resnlck dropped on
all tours. barked and snapped when
ordered 20 sic" one Of Louey's
friends. This attracted a big crowd
Then Louey threw a stick into a pud
die. and made Resnick retrieve H.
The butcher played Fido to the life.
all but the wagging Of his tail.
Now. you're a monkey Come with
me-" said Louey. and Resnick FOL.
lowed. springing along and chatter
ing. Louey led the butcher through
the hail. of a tenement house to the
back yard and told him monkeys did
not wear clothing. Resnick took on
all his garments and began to prance
around. making a noise like an ape
and scratching himself
Scores came out on the fire escapes
and the windows were jammed Hun
dreds pressed through TO the yard and
SO filled IL that the human monkey had
no room TO continue his performance
Climb that pole. Up to the ton
now" said Louey The unfortunate
butcher leaped on the tall clothes
pole and began to shin up. Roars Of
delight greeted his struggles to reach
the top. When he got there. so feet
above the ground. he chartered some
more and waited for further orders
Women, offended by Resnick's dis
robed condition. sent for Policeman
Moylan. When some one said Here
comes a cop" Loucy fed.
This left the butcher up in the air.
Come down" You're all right"
Just slide" and other advice was
hurled at Resnick. He Chartered and
scratched his sides. Policeman Moy
Ian walked 20 the foot OF the pole and
commanded: Come down oul OF that
If you don't want to be pinched"
Resnick chartered at him, danced
around on top OF the clothes pole and
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Presently he returned. purchased half
n dozen cigars and then nodded famil-
iarly 20 the blonde young woman.
AS he leaned upon the counter he
pressed a note into her hand and hur-
ried away. The language was couched
In such manner as 10 be particular
ly offensive. and just as the blonde
finished reading the epistle the brok-
er's son reappeared.
He smiled. The blonde young wom-
an smiled falsely. Encouraged by the
cordial response 20 his smile he
walked close up TO her and began to
speak in low tone. when back went
his head and OF came his hat as the
right fist OF the young woman shot
full into his face. Another blow was
planted on the knockout point Of the
jaw sent the young man sprawling.
his head striking the edge OF an iron
cuspidor and out he went
Il guess that will hold that fellow
for awhile" she said. Several men
and two women stenographers OF the
building stopped on their way out TO
compliment the young woman.
The young man Miss Morrison
struck threatened 10 cause her arrest.
but few minutes later the father
stepped to the cigar stand. grasped
Miss Morrison's hand and said:
you were quite right My son.
am sorry TO say. acted like pup. and
you gave him only n part of what he
! deserved. There will be no trouble
for you. I assure you. and IL you
wish it will make him come to you
here and publicly APOLOGIZE"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-20
STRANGELY LED TO aAaY's BODY
Parents Of Drowned Child impelIed
by Mysterious Force.

Clinton, Ia.-Gulded by some strange
power. Mr.. and Mrs. James Donohue.
of this city. Journeyed to a wild spot
on the shore OF the Mississippi river
and there found the body of their baby
daughter. for which parties OF men
had been dragging the river for sew
eral days. The child was knocked
from the deck OF their houseboat and
drowned and ali efforts to recover the
body had been unsuccessful
The mysterious force led the grief
stricken parents 10 arise az five o'clock
in the morning. although they had
made no plans TO do so. Without
saying a word to each other they got
into a skin and the man began rowing
down the stream. In silence they con-
tinued FOR two miles until they reached
Beaver island. On the upper side of
the Island stands a great cottonwood
tree. whose branches rise high above
the other foliage on the shore. Straight
for the tree the skin went. and when
its bow touched the gnarled roots,
which extend into the water, father
and mother turned. 10 see the little
dress OF the baby caught on jagged
root. Just under the surface the body
lay on the sand.
Another thsg which has aroused
the curiosity OF students of the mys-
terious Is the fact that the body was
found on the third anniversary of the
baby's birth
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Norfolk and Western r. r.
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SHR EErT SH nIAN -


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W AVERY and suffolk Connects with Steame9
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trains arrives from the west rs a u-2O5
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Desert Air Beneficial.

A physician has discovered that the
sir of the Egyptian desert is about a.
free from bacterial life as the Polar
regions or the high seas. He consid-
ers the desert would prove an excel.
lent place for people suffering from
rheumatism or consumption to take
up their abode.
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v v N u Richmond, Freder-
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mac Railroad

Trains Leave sichlnond-Nortbwn
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Trains Arrive southwark
$40 a m week days Elbs Ashland accom-
20 m, week days. Byrd ST. FrederieRs
ourg accommodation.
49,, =. m, daily, Byrd 81. Through.
II % a m, week days. Byrd 81. Through
Local stops.
l;sS y. M, daily Main ST. Through.
. 80 p m week days. E!ba Ashland accou
IA mediation @S0Oi4
1913 p m. daily Byrd St. Through.
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Didn't learn her Ace.

To-day" remarked the pretty young
widow. rs the fifth anniversary OF my
marriage"
Indeed! And at what age were
you married." asked the bachelor.
who thought TO get next to the number
of years she had sojourned on earth.
AT the parsonage answered the
y. y. W. as she winKed her other eye.
Chicago Daily News.
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Newspaper Ooetor,r,

exchange Editor am very sorry.
SIT, but there is something the matter
with the nerves or muscles of my face.
SO 1t nearly kills me to laugh. and I
wish you would have some one else do
the joke-clipping to-day.
Able Editor ertainly. Give our
humorist your shears. and you take his
place and do the joke-writing until
your face gets well.-N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-20
Aneedote Of JuIius caesar.

Once more the senate pressed about
Caesar Offering him the crown, and
once more he thrust it away.
A voice-'Ar hail." Everybody
hailed, violently
A voice-~Now. Julius. II we hail
you ought 70 be willing 10 reign"
This was some "a years b. c.. or
about 7l3 from the foundation Of the
city, yet the joke was deemed too
ancient, even then. to be spread upon
the Official minutes.-Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-20
His Future.

"He has a promising future"
"A promised ruture. ! should say;
he has borrowed more money on prom
Uses 10 pay than he can repay in ten
years. r-WoVston Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-10-20

How will you have your eggs
cooked ?" asked the waiter.
Some time before evening" said
the man who has been waiting Is
minutes. Il expect to eat another
meal to-day. Chicago Tribune.