New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-03-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

This story Is told OF Dan LenO, tho late idol Of
the London music hall stage. His mind failed and
he was confined IN a private asylum. Soon after
this he got up argument with OF the at
tendants about the correctness Of the clock 'That
clocks wrong" he said mo, sir. the clock IS
quite right" Il tell you it's wrong" No sir
it's quite right" Then If it's right. what's It do
ing here?"
THE FIVE SENSES.
When thou dost smell the violet's gentle breath
Rising ike incense at the break or day,
What perfume t s1, hss got 1t stuns to deathf
When the red noon meath canopy, immense
What makes her lustre look like thirteen cents" ?
Sabrina's Smile.
When the seas mighty bass doth closely wrap
All other sounds I'm silence. with its noise,
What then has got the sea wiped of the map'7
NrSinias Voice.
When the sweet bee her busy consort aids,
What then can give this honey cards and spades"
Lauretta's Lips.
When I to sight and sound lost, almost.
What then can leave an zephyrs at the post?
brooklyn Life
Roussel Geo has completed what is said TO be
the largest picture ever painted The area OF the
canvas is S07 square feet The artist had to beg
the loan Of studio Of suitable size from the state
ard he and his casels some twenty feet high, We're
accommodated in tine Gallcria dies Machines. the
largest spanucd building i'm the world. The
picture represents the Paris crowd in 17S9 rushing
TO the Hotel de Vile, led 10y Lafayette after the
taking Of The Bastrc. and contains more than one
thousand Hfesiza figures. 1t Will be hung in a
suburban town hall. that OF Ivry.
The Case with Hhu.-Nrs. Henpcck-Thev can't
punish bigamy too severely. No one should have
auy-sympathy for the man who takes one wife too
Mr. Henpeck-The idea. Maria: Do You think 1
should be sent to jaH?-Philadelphia Press
A missionary lately returned from South Amer
lea says that an Indian tribe there worshi1s Bis
marck as a god. Last year the Indian tribes crops
were failing from drouth. The CHIEF. having seen
a farmers hut the picture of the Iron Chan
ceIlor, cut out from illustrated German paper.
asked the farmer 20 make him a present Of the
print. which request was willingly aereed to.
Thereupon the Indians brought the picture I'm great
procession 10 their temple. and, strange to saw "a
welcome rain watered the lands of the tribe Since
that time the deity OF the Chancellor whom the
all kinds of reptiles are offered up To- him IN sac
rihce.
Sentimental Youth 10 partner. shaken by a pass
Ing remorJ-Oh. hope YOU don't feel cold?
She-Not at ALL uenks Only the gray goose
Sentimental Youth with efrusIon1-Happy goose,
Punch
Art has its charms for the Hiterate a copy OF
''The Winged Victory was placed last summer in
the library OF the University OF Rochester A
workman assisting in the operation surveyed the
headess and armless statue with interest "Au'
phat may ye call that fellow he asked. That's
the statue Of Victory" said the Librarian Vic
tory is it?' said the 'begorra Ia like to see
the other fellow thin
DO you think that money controls politician
but some OF as politicians hope to soon he abIs
70 turn the tables and control good bit Of money"