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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
MAKES HIM THINK OF HOME
Negro Woman Servant Causes Turk
ish Minister to Astonish
Guests.

When the first Turkish minister,
Mele Mele, came to Washington
grand ball was Planned in mis- honor.
Hundreds of invitations were sent out
and nearly everybody who received
one came, for there was much curiosi-
~ to see the important Turk in his
native dress.
Particularly were persons anxious
10 examine the splendid dress turban
which had been described and talked
about, made, as II was, OF plaster or
paris, yet looking like the finest mus
lin. When the evening arrived Nee
Mele seemed to be the only one who
was not having a good time. He stood
looking as if he did not know that
everybody was admiring him and alto
rether was very much bored till sud
denly he caught a glimpse of a big
negro woman who was assisting IN
serving the supper
Instantly he rushed up to her, and
throwing his arms about her NECK
gave her a good kiss, explaining thai
! he could not help ii, she reminded
/ him so much of his best and mos
expensive wife, and while the com
pany thought il a very odd thing u
do. everybody could understand tina
he was a homesick man and nobod!
minded il in the least.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
THE MAKING OF A JUROR.
Puzzled German Gives the Judge
Chance to Get Even with
Lawyers.

The Judge had his patience sorely
tried by lawyers who wished TO talk.
and by men who tried TO evade jury
service. Between hypothetical ques-
tions and excuses il seemed as II they
never would get to the actual trial OF
the case. relates the Green Bag. so
when the puzzled little German VINO
had been accepted by both sides
jumped up the Judge was exasperated.
"Shudge!" cried the German
what is it?" demanded the judge
81 tink / like TO go home to my
wife" said the German.
you can't" retorted the judge. sit
down"
But shudge," persisted the Ger
man, Il don't tink ] make gooo
shurer."
You're the best in the box saic
the Judge. Sit down
What box?" said the German.
Jury box" said the judge.
"Oh. / thought il vas bad box tina
peoples gets in sometimes
mo" said the judge, the bad Do
is the prisoners box.
But. shudge," persisted the litti
German. Il don't speak good English.
you don't have TO speak any at all
said the Judge "Sit down.
The little German pointed at IN
lawyers to make his last despera'
plea"
"shudge," he said, "T can't max
holdings Of what these fellers say.
1t was the judges chance TO &c
even for many annoyances.
Neither can anyone else" he sal'
"Sit down"
With a sigh the little German ss
down.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
INACCESSIBLE FORESTS.
Dense Tropical Growth of Guatemala
Contains Much Valuable
Timber.

Nearly all of the northern and east
srn part of Guatemala is covered with
dense tropical forest, consisting OF
mahogany, different kinds of cedar,
cnlcle and other hard woods. Along
streams down which logs can be float
ed much Of the mahogany has been
cut. but as yet very little of the other
woods have been marketed. This is
especially true OF the departments OF
Peten. Alta Verapaz and Izabal.
Most of the forests still belong 70
the government, and the usual method
of securing the timber is by conces'
sion. by which a certain number OF
trees are cut at a given price per tree,
or a stipulated sum is paid for the
timber on a given tract 1t is not
an easy matter to get titles to large
tracts of land in Guatemala, as 1t Is
discouraged by the government
These concessions are not usually
granted for longer period than fve
wears. Sometimes it is stipulated that
IL a certain number OF trees are cut
during that time they must be re-
newed.
The pine forests are limited, beins
in the mountainous country principal
ly and inaccessible. Most Of the lum
Der used comes from the United
States. principally from California
The forests Of this country are gen
orally so inaccessible that the railroad
companies import nearly all their ties
and even import coal, because II Il
difficult for them to get enough fire
wood.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
Was Wasting Away

81 had been troubled with kidney dis
ease for the last five years" writes Rob
ert Il. Watts of Salem, Mo. IL lost flesh
and never felt well and doctored with
leading physicians and tried all remedies
suggested without relief Finally tried
Foley's Kidney Cure and less than two
bottles completely cured me and | am
now sound and we'll" During the sum.
mer kidney Irregularities are often caus'
ed by excessive drinking or being over
heated. Attend to the kidneys at once
by using Foley's Kidney Cure. Martin
& Showerman.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
Servian Swineherds.

In any Servian village there is only
one swineherd and he leads all the
pigs of the community. In the morn
ing he goes through the streets blow
ing his horn and the pigs come out
of their own accord and fall in behind
him and follow him to the pasture.
At night he brings them home and
they dispense to their stiles in the
same orderly way as they pass the
houses to which they belong. They
require no attention and no singing
] out
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
ONE CHANCE FOR JASPER.
The Only Way in Which He Could
Hope to Win Girl for His
Wife.

II should like 10 ask you one ques-
ton, Eupnorbia,' said her mother.
Are you going TO marry Jasper Hulk
table?'
There was cold, steely glitter IN the
young womans eye, relates the Chi
cago Tribune, and her lip curled IL
scorn as she answered.;
Il am not, mamma.
yet he seems to be a perfectly IN
Objectionable young man.
Il am aware OF ii"
He is IN exceptionally good imam
cial circumstances.
Il. have never taken the trouble TO
find out whether he is or not"
Your father has. he says be is in
dependently rich"
We'll, what of it?"
And he is handsome"
Yes, but no handsomer than half g
dozen other men | know"
He is only five or six years your
senior"
20. he's all right, so far as age goes.
Other girls find him attractive
Euphotbia. What is the reason you
do not?"
Il haven't said ] don't find him at
tractive."
yet you are not going TO MARI!
him."
"No-not unless there is decided
reform in his way of conducting him
self in one particular! exclaimed tn
naughty girl, crushing a bunch o
costly dollhouse flowers in her SHAPED
nand and fiinging them away from hel
What is that?" anxiously inquire
her mother.
He'll have TO ask noe TO MARI
HIM"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
COFFIN NAILS FOR CHINA.
America Sent $4,000, 900 Cigar
cites to the Celestial Empire
Last Year.

Nine per cent. more cigarettes were
manufactured in 1905 than in 1904
-3, 500. 600 900 in all--but not all of
them were smoked here.
Cigarettes are the only tobacco man
ufacture whose expectation from this
country is important, and during the
last three years this foreign trade has
been growing. In 1904 there were
l .56S. COS 900 cigarettes exported, and
last year, t,s00,O0O,00O, an indicated
increase for the IL months OF 1905 Of
232 600. 600.
About four-ffths of the total exports
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
Logical.

Two Irishmen were digging a sewer.
One of them was a big, strong man
about six feet four inches in height
and the other was little, puny man
about four feet six inches. The fore
man came along TO see how the work
was progressing, and noticed that one
of them was doing more work than
the other.
Look here" he cried, how is it
that little Dennis Dugan, who is only
half your size, is doing nearly twice
AS much work as you, Patrick
CHANGING down at his partner Pat
replied:
And why shouldn't he; amt he
nearer 10 t?"-Philadelphi Ledger.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
Dark Continent Magic.

Here is a tale of twentieth century
magic on the dark continent Says a
South African correspondent: "A re
markable story has reached DurbaT
from Mandeston concerning the find
ing OF a purse by alleged magic
means. A European lost purse con
tanning coin, and a native was &C
cused of it's theft. The owner applied
to a certain old woman TO whom are
ascribed supernatural powers, and re
ceived a reply to look under such an'
such a tree, and he would find thu
purse. Search was made under tn
tree indicated, and there was tn
purse"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18

MICHIGAN has given the state uniyer-
sity s4OOO.OOO since it's foundation. A
battleship costs 100000. Wisconsin
gives its university 100000 more per
year and Illinois twice as much as Mich
lgan gives hers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18

cures nlduc ny III.
Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kid
ney, liver and blad-
der remedy.
II is the great med
ical triumph of the
nineteenth century
discovered after years
of scientific research
by DIR. Kilmer, the
eminent kidney ano
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
The bows.

Here's to the boys; the destroyers
Of dignity; the demolishers cf conceit;
the annihilators oil self-esteem; the
detectors of sham; the champions Of
merit; the scoffers Of the false; the
boomers of the true; the bete-noirs Of
policemen; the protectors of sisters:
the sweethearts OF mothers; the cham.
pions and chums II godfathers; the
builders of cities; the kings and
princes of America; my boys, your
boys, everybody's boys. God bless
them, one and all."-Address by Hon
! II. Nj. Heath.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18

Miss Orange-Do you object to his
short comings2
Miss Lemon-No: 20 his long stayings.
Los Angeles Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK 2
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news,
papers is sure to know OF the wonderful
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18

bladder sDeCialist, ana IS WohuSllui!y
successful in promptly curing lame back,
,,r;c acid. catarrh of the bladder and
pr;ght,s disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not rec
onmended for everything but II you have
t;dnev. liver or bladder trouble 1t Will be
found lust the remedy you need. IL mas
been tested in so many ways, Ill hospitaI
work and in private practice, ana mas
vowed so successful i'll every case that
ssnecial arrangement has been made by
,1bich all readers of this paper, who have
not already tried it, may have sample
hottie sent free by mail, also book tell
mo more about Swamp-Root, and how 10
find outfit YOU have kidney or bladder trou-
HE When writing mention reading TINS
generous offer in this paper ana SEND your
s { rs. ' s. Rsi k''%s-
N Y. The regular E 3,a,. a e z In
fftv-cent and one '-
dollar size bottles are Home OF swamp Oo''
sold bv all good druggists. Don t make
any mistake, but remember the name
swamp Root, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root
and the address, Binghamton, \. y, on
every bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-05-18

address 10 DIR. Kilner
& Co.. Binghamton
Y. Y. The regular
fftv-cent and one
dollar size bottles are
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
Bows viii Be Bows"

There were a couple OF old forty.
miners down in Tombstone. Ariz. >"
said a tourist the other day who
were great friends One OF them was
so years old and the other ST. They
were taking their morning toddy one
day and fell into disagreement over
the date Of some pioneer occurrence
Each was insistent upon his own
recollection Of It, and finally they
got into a regular quarrel. Backing
away from the bar, they drew their
guns and blazed away at each other,
but their sight was so dim and their
hands so unsteady that all the bul.
let's went wide When their guns
were emptied the barkeep emerged
from beneath the counter and made
them shake hands and make up. The
local paper, the Epitaph, in describ.
ing the occurrence. treated It in an
lndulgent vein and closed by saying:
Well, boys will be boys"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
TRUTH WAS OUT OF PLACE.
Insane Man Sure II Vas Not Wanted
IN Paris Law Courts.

The Paris lag courts witnessed q
strange spectacle yesterday evening
One Of the officials. after the dag s
business was over. was astounded 70
see approaching him IN corridor a
man who Was qnite naked. and who
carried bis clothing under his arm
J am Truth explained the appari.
ton. as you See by my costume !
understand that truth Is sought In
the Dreyius case VIII you take me
10 the Court 0f Cessation The Of.
hcial was about 10 lead him 10 The
chief Of police Office, when the man
exclaimed You cannot deceive Truth.
The name Of the police once IL writ.
ten over the door All Truth is not
wanted here, he cried and was 10
the act OF hinging himself through a
window, when the Official caught him
by the left lex. as somebody once
caught Old Harry L0nglegs. who
would not say hts prayers. Then the
oficial gave himself up to the spirit
OF his Ysitants madness offered to
show him the court but took him in.
stead down staircase 10 the stores
department where he was cared for
I'll the police arrived London Globe.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
AN ATTRACTIVE PORCH.
Now Simple Householder with q
Small Porch Can Give II an Out
door Appearance.

30 many OF our leisure hours are
spent on the porch In summer that II
IL or great Importance TO have II as at
tractive and convenient as possible.
II is much harder to make small
porch attractive than large one.
where well-designed pieces OF furni-
ture look well against delightful set
ting OF trees and vines, but in the
suburban districts the housekeeper OF
little means has many problems to be
solved. II Is necessary to bring the
outdoor feeling as much as possible
on to the porch
Pots OF growing plants. or boxes
fastened on b. the woodwork OF the
porch, serve AS a screen from passers-
by, and are always attractive TO those
sitting on the porsh These can be
covered with pieces of Virginia cork
nailed irregularly against the sides Of
the boxes, and give very attractive
rustic appearance
Fern baskets may also be hung In
the spaces between the posts and on
the posts Themselves little brackets
can be placed. one above the other, for
holding pots " growing flowers
Another holder OF flowers seldom
seen, would be- one of the Japanese
bamboos. which must be nailed TO the
posts, and can either be filled with
water. and have fresh flowers placed
In them, or can be filed with soil, and
contain some quickly growing creep
ers planted In the openings giving a
most attractive appearance 10 the set
ting Of the porch
The large growing plants placed on
the floor. either In a corner or near
the steps. are always an attractive
addition. and this is usually the only
decoration found on the average porch
The largest size of lard buckets can
be planted dark green. and these can
be placed on the grass and In front
OF the porch. and II they are kept
allied with growing nasturtiums.
would bloom during the hot months
Three OF them In front OF the porch
would give quite an air to modest
porch. and one would feel indeed that
one had a pleasant garden. without
the trouble Of breaking ones back to
plant the seeds and care for them. II
preferred. they could simply be used
as receptacles for the flower pots.
holding the plants which have been
indoors during the winter months.
Chinese vegetable baskets are even
more decorative If they can be pro-
cured, as they are low and wide. II
more. contriyanc.s were thought out
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
THE PICTURE BLOUSE.
A Delicate Green alace Silk Embroid-
cred in Small Posies Is
Thing Of Beauty.

The term picture blouse seems con.
fined TO those that are heavily en-
broldered, and the handsomer the EN-.
broidery the more does the name full
oil It's mission. One beautiful waist
was made Of peau de cygne. as glossy
as a mirror, while the embroidery was
In dull silks, made more beautiful by
the contrast with the background.
One OF the picture blouses was in
tho most delicate cloud green silk
slace The design was as Of bou
luet OF small flowers done In their
own tones The design was little
at one side Of the waist, extending
over and across the front and trailing
over the other shoulder A compan.
lon waist TO this was In the llghtest
pink. with flowers done in red and
white and forget me not blue.
Old fashioned frilling finds place
In the waist OF today and the frillers
who did not begrudge hemmlng miles
Of soft India frillings are now get.
ting busy upon frllls no wider than
half the width Of your little finger.
each frill edged with fine lace The
waists are trimmed with these frills,
put on In rows, and rows across the
yoke and around the sleeves and In
rows and rows around the girdle. OF
course, none but a slim woman would
wear these frIlls. but she who is tall
and slight Ia very effective In them
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
South Afrlca's Great Men.

Cecil Rhodes and Alfred Belt were
equally undemonstratiye A great
scheme of Rhodes was once collapsing
when Wernher and Beit came to the
rescue and saved IT. Belt for his firm
-Wernher 4 Beit-took up the obli.
cations. Rhodes said simply. That's
all right but the following day as
Beit AMI he stood together at the bar
In the Kimberley club. he abruptly
asked the steward for half a dozen
promissory note forms, signed them
In blank and stuffed them into Belts
pocket saying. You backed me. II
things go wrong. you'll want mine,
too" In the success the notes were
forgotten by both and we're handed
back some six months later.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

California bank deposits amount to
$40, 0,OOO0 900 and the banks in which
they are held are credited with assets
OF 1898, O00,00 The loss suffered by
San Francisco, by the earthquake and
f1re, was uneQualed by any similar ca.
tastrophe N the history Of the world,
but despite It's magnitude, some OF
its appalling force is lost in the con.
temptation OF the financial showing
made by the entire state. There is
great promise OF large crops OF grain
and fruits, the mines and oil wells
are turning out new wealth more rap.
idly than ever before, and II the In
surance companies would pay up their
losses and the striking sailors return
TO work at the highest wages ever paid
for similar employment, the Bay City
would blossom into It's old.time splen.
dor at rate that would astonish the
world
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
TRlUmPHED EVEN OVER DEATH.
Remarkable Deed Aserlbed 10 Aus
trsn esnd, Of 1880,

Dr Loye tells the following strange
story taken from the archives OF an
Austrian police officer, and relating 10
an execution said to have taken place
In Vienna In 1870: A wellknown ban.
dit named Schaycnburg was caught,
together with tour Of hts associates
and they were all condemned TO
death. They were already on their
knees, ready to submit to their fate,
when Schavenburg addressed the
Judge, asking thar his four compan.
ions might be ranged In single ile in
front Of him at distance Of eight
feet from each other
III, he said after am beheaded.
! got up and walk to the nrst Of my
comrades, will you pardon him."
The Judge thought he was pretty
safe In complying with the request.
But II ! walk up To the second, the
third, and the fourth, will you pardon
those also?"
The Judge replied that he would OBJ
tain their pardon from the emperor.
The bandit was satisfied, bent his
head, received the mortal blow. and
his head rolled down; but to the great
surprise OF the judge and the specta.
tors, the body got up, walked alone,
passed the first, second, third and
fourth OF the condemned men, and fell
down The occurrence was told to
the emperor, who, according to prom.
ise, pardoned the four criminals.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

In his first success at Drury Lane.
edmund kean overheard knot Of old
stage carpenters discussing vigorously
he various players OF Hamlet they
had seen in their day. Well" said
one. you may talk Of Henderson and
Kemble and this new man. but give
me Bannister's Hamlet-he was al.
ways done 20 minutes sooner than
any OF en-"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
News of the Oil World

line viii start six miles east of Ram0.
ua and uiIl touch C.aremore, Was.
orer and Muskoeee. The distance to
Da covered as stated above. viii De
i1ty--.E miles, and a large force of
men H..I push tie work 20 compile
uor lt is expected that the gas pipe
.ac a. be- completed November u.
The preliminary work of surveying.
auu, te route and .inng.ng the
several weeks. and good prosres, j.
being made over one hundred and
twenty-five men will be- employed
from thc present time until the com
p.etio1 of the line that will supply
several towns with natural gas.
Tie Caney River Gas company ha,
three large gas wells 10 the Tulsa
field which aggregate OO,O0O,OO0 IT,,
which viii supply the gas for the
town, on the line.
Tile cost Of putting 10 the line will
mount up into the thousands Of dol
Jars. This large expenditure is an in.
dicatiou that the big men in the oil
business lave confidence in the fu-
ture Of the Tulsa fields.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
To All Real Estate Dealors.

Commencing TODAY, Scpicn bcr H.
lots iu Owens addition will be- sold
for cash only
Tulsa Addition Co.
9-l3-6t' +. T. Tucker. Act
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14


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dav beIu, decline p, lt..-Nl bare
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

C. l.. Wallis, an oil operator from
Beaumont Texas, is inspecting the
oil wells in the Tulsa district.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

Don travel all over the city look
ing for q house. Use World Want
ad. That will save YOU time and
soluble. Try it. One word, one
week. one cent. Phone 3i6
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

+. NJ. Selby, a prominent oil oper-
aior from lIarletta, Ohio, is here look
ing after his business interests
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14
OF Interest to Many.

Poley's Kidney Cure will cure any
kind Of kidney or bladder trouble that
Is not beyond the use Of medicine. No
can do more.
Sold by Getman Drug Company.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

Say, did you see the roping con-
test, no comparison to getting prices
on bargains al Bsxter's. 94-6t
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

Manuel Hirsh, the well known oil
operator and capitalist, returned
Thursday from o business trip to
Kansas City. He will leave in a few
day, for an extended trip to New
York and other eastern cities
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

=. j. White, the popular general
agent Tor the Oil Well Supply com
pany, returned Wednesday night from
a business trip to Independence.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

for comfort, many things could be
done outdoors which are usually done
In the house Chicago Inter Ocean.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-09-14

WORLD WANTS-are little pilots
that steer big things into business.