The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-01-25
7HISTLES.

Hs--l VA A. intimate TREAD Of rear lAis
bse,ba. casg zoe give me something u
rsm~ns~ him by nbs fssyly1 Hos
werie DEL
Old GeniisnAs--Thsis pAsiy hlsci
eye, ny bog. Hoe dn you get ~ small
Boy--rShsls' Nos<y sniff Ter . b, d
iersy. All which slai,os 20: ~ Teach
or, Or.
--Mil2aass-- ros'n ~ Early this morn
Ne, all. ozi isfs alls fresh ar. rvp'
roAs- foplss tell whether No
fsssh beis Or hsIfs,s Jet; iss, been for thu
1ostos.
= How 40 yoa know Carrie 10 snessed
- dsdsv TELL ne she wss. did shss Ne,
eu, the family parrot keeps Myirg Nov,
dort GEORGE
II ~lsh eorld Induce you 10 cese your
siisntloss TO me, Hs--You can. She
How, psy' Hs--By marryirg me.
oebhsrt--I suppose bs 10 bfeashiss'ly
swsitlrg the possibls es,come Of tina, ~iIl
conlssti osrsone--hore likely breath.
Isssly awaiting tho possible iocoms.
--Teaeb.i--Johnsy, Gao you tell m
what q hypcerits s' Johnny-Yes ma'sm.
ma boy shat comes TO school with .
smile on his fsee.
- fear be yielded 10 the temptation 70
enrich himsslf II the expense Of the policy
holders. That want q temptation. re-
piled the cold bloodsd anancisr; that ~ss
~ opportunity.
--she-cultlvstinE beauty 10 the latest
fsh for women. He--Why don't they cul
tivsis their brsinsf Sh.--Tbev don't need
TO. womsn's brains are all right ~ they
are
Blglsy--6ood fellows are scarce. ]
know only Two men whom can really call
my very good friends. Mics Pepprey-
Yea And wha, 10 the other mans name,
Mr. Bigleyf
Why do so many American girls falls
II love with foreign titlssf ! guess, an
swsrsd Mr.. Camrox, II must be becsuse
moo, women have no sense Of bumor.
Sometimes, said Uncle Ebep, man
takes credit fob bein' honest when he's
merely been doin businem vii folks dat
never give him q chance TO be anything
else.
--ReginAld--Charming widow, isn't Hhef
They Ay she Is going to marry again
Charles--I shouldn't like to be . widows
second husband. Well, I'D rather b a
widows second husband than her first, you
know.
Il suppose you will marry when you
grow up, said the visitor pleasautiy. No,
replied the thoughtful little girl; mamma
says papa IL more care than the children,
% guess the care Of my children will be
enough for ne without the care Of = hus-
band.
--Critic--why didn't you send me copy
OF your new book Obscure Author BIZ.
terly)-oh, you wouldn't understand II
Then IN buy copy. You1l know hav'
when You get your publisher's returns.
Once, drawlsd Uncle Enoch, Il know
two boys who went to lecture over In
Crownville, but they didn't like It much.
II WAS clear over their heads. 80 on their
way home, bein' bound TO have some fun,
they stepped ct the old pond down by Hsr-
kins' mill an whisked OF their evening
tsggerv an Jumped 10. AHd did they en-
10y that We never found out. The pond
went over their heads too.
Under the Mistletoe--No, no. cried
the beautiful damtel, holding her handsto
her face and retrestipg. Please don't !
Now, II you only make yourself think you
have kissed me am sure it will be all the
same. You know you believe 10 mental
science. and Tell you better plan than
that, interrupted the young man. just
you make yourself think haven't kisaed
you after have.
The trolley car vas crowded, 4 num-
Der Of passengers Adding precaricus foot
hold upon the running board. 1t had pro-
ctedsd quite Z distance before the conduc
tor could complete his fare collecting
round. Suddenly . woman caught hold o.
his arm and cried sxci'edIy; Conductor
A man has fallen Of the car know II
ma'am, WAS the cool reply. hadn't 20,
his fare. Some folks will 20 any length tt
beat the company.
Father Time vas looking 1t one Of
those familiar cAricaiures that represel
him ~ feeble old man, carrying scytbe
and 40 hour glais. They make me out
hundred years behind myself. he said
Consulting his gold bunting case, full Jew
sled, split second, chroDometer balance r.
repeater, with antLmsgnstic shield and I'll
,hs latest attachments, he climbed Dimbl'
70 thu sea, lof his self-propellIng reapir g |
sld moving machine, iastructtd his cbsu'
feur to let her out to the last notch anc
darted "a 1t full speed.
An elderly lady sightseeing 10 London
Visited Westminster Abbey. Sbs wen
abost, the London CAronieie says, with ~
cir Of eager curiosity, which Was succeed
ID after = little BY ose Of disappointment.
Finally abe approached vsrser. ! won
Asr u yos could help me she said, hope
fully, I'm looking for ts grave Of kira
Edward II. I'm sorry, man, bu, W.
haven't got Edward II, the vsrser said,
apoioGeticsliy. But though, the Abbey
wss the burial-plsce Of kinss, the lady said.
In IN asgrisved tone. So {: 10, ma'am, In .
way, rsplisd The vefgsr. bot ws only ave
The odd numbers ere.
"A story 10 told Of the late Dr.. Poodle.