The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-13

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Sioux City Voting the Question Whiskers or No
Whiskers- Health Officer Lerchs Microbian Wild Gets
Into Politics-Cy Physician Ross Noble Crusade for
Whiskerless Health Department.
HE municipal campaign at Sioux City has been compl
Gated by Health Officer Fred Lerch's whiskers. Dr.
Lerch thick mating of tangled underground the
original soil of which he has not probed for time
City Physician Ross extremist in the matter of
GLIDING the possibility of Infection ordinances, the anti
splitting and the sidewalk frtsands or peddlers carts
measure being the result Of his activity along this line Ross
declares that 100000 vndctve pnkococc Turk superu
Gus Lereh facial jungle ready pounce the careless
patient who falls into his hands, He shows how Lerchs
dutes touching quarannes take him continually where
deadly disease prevails and how his luxurant facial ado
ment affords attractive lair for the insidious microbe
Lerch's Whiskers the joy Of his existence In the
midst of his hard duties thinks embeish
ment that is his and his heart sws He declares that he
dslnfecs them frequently He furious the agitation
of the matter and declares that will not have whskes
sacrificed to the whim of lot Of silly medical skates who
don't know the difference between tummyache and appen-
dcs until after the autopsy He declares that the idea
OF mcrobe finding harbor there preposerous His
appontlve office and he wants the place again Nominay
he is democrat but he will doubtless
in the fight who will promise to keep the city physi
clan from sinking shafts into his whiskers and dragging
few microscopic peterodactys to light.
Sioux City is white heat what known as the
whskers ISSUE There report that Dr. had
transverse microscopic slides of sections whiskers
showing beautiful factories with their mcrobc
inhabitants busy engaged in turning superior
OF canned contagon. These slides he will exhibit in the
public square by throwing them screen with melght
The issue clearly joined The best opinion that
Sioux City will vote whiskers this spring
This is the day Of Excesor's trial The nifty little
suburb dominating the lake deciding whether poison
itself and its friends. ."@
the southwest had so much nervous energy to
that when his mules will and his tried to
persuade the intelligent animal by firm wellpaced kick
located the mules abdomen You should play
others with him and expect to show up we'll the
fnls The mule not only PhD. in the graceful of
kicking but he has the science of it by herety and by
enjoyment of the game ~.'
When he felt the kick and saw with the white of one
of his eyes the recovering from the reco Of the kick
he merely moved his left slightly and stubbed
his hoof his severely that the man now in
the hospital and has had fourteen stitches taken bump
Of pefspicacity. tn<.-. -. "'s - -. <'-- =
The foolish sits in at the mules game but the
wise persuades his friend try watches results
from q position 30 yards to the left. ~@-.s=
DR.. Bxby has abolished hades once or twice. Last
week Dr. Torrey the evangelist gave his statement Of the
case to startled Philadelphia audience It does not CO.
ncide with Dr. Bixby's kindly view. Dr. Torrey said:
is absolutely certain. It is certain because exper-
ence, observation and prove to be- The
only things against the dreams of poets and the
lations Of philosophers. ..~
place where those who to it have their bodies
subjected to the ntensest of bodily suffering
ever. ss... .'.. -... Il -"
H is place where the suffering that can be
magned-the suffering Of memory-is the chief torture
It is the hospital Of the incurables the universe
where and exist the and most terrible
Of suffering. -. 49, >." TH
It is the insane asylum of the universe where men and
women remember!'' -. + 80. .,@-
Probably school of religious thought denies that evil
brings suffering here hereafter The question that
raised generally against DR.: Torreys hell is this:
God is the great physician how there be any Gin
curables? 49,. r. r ..~=..
Technical World goes at length matter Of wooden
clothes The material resembles stiff thick CLOTH and is
apparently durable leather It not improbable that
the future cheap suits costing about so and guar
anteed to last years. will be made of spruce or pine
shirts, collars of the finest quality have long been
from the fiber of hemp and iii using heavier
cloth the is equally simple The first ground
soft pulp and this pulp pressed thru holes in iron
plates lit out in long about an inch IN
diameter These ropes Which very easily broken at this
stage dried and then twisted rightly till finally the,
become as small threads With Clothes man
vest it gets to violent in COLOR is likely warp on him
and crack that he will be obliged to hunt the cabinet
maker in a hurry and get glued up. .a.-A J. r.