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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-10

Bess-Oh, yes. Papa says he owes
everybody Judge,
Ostend-Say, pa, how do they raise
political pums?' Pa-By grating,
my son Chicago Daily News.
Church What is Your lunch hour2
Gotham Between twelve o'clock and
five minutes Iater,-Y onkers States
man.
Yeast Did he fail to make a sue
cess of business? Crimsonbeak- Yes.
believe that is why he failed Yonk-
ers Statesman.
Nell-Oid MIR GotroN says he would
die for me. Bclle--Be careful. He
may be stronger than he looks PhiIa-
delphia Record
De man dat thinks he knows ii ALL"
said Uncle Ehen. GENERALLY turns out
to be victim Of misplaced confidence.
Washington Star,
First Vermiform Appendix People
are trying to get rid of us Second
Nermiform Appendix Yes but we are
still in the majority, Exchange.
Kind Friend Pardon me but
ought to tell you that Jones has run
away with your wife Husband
Cbored) Hut why run? Punch.
In Sweden "A plumber is called Il
observation-disclosures" lie is, ehp
I'll bet he charges for the time while
he is being called it, too Exchange.
Bella So she's engaged ut last she
seems likely 10 beat us all in the mat
rimouinl race Stella Yes she Is on
her last lap this time Illustrated
Bits
KATE Mile says Jack tried to kiss
her and She called him down hardI
10 You believe it? Tom believe that
he tried to kiss her. yes Detroit FREQ
Press
peppery You don't mean to say
that you absolutely do nothing? Cholly
-Aw. ! don't even do that, My man
attends to cv'Wything. You know
Philadelphia Press
pat This is great country. Mary
Ann. Mary Ann ltow'S thatf Pat
Shurc tn paapcrs sen yen can buy n
foiyc dollar money order for three
cuts Washington Life.
Waiter How did you order your
beef, sir? Grufeigh Personally, con-
/ found you, suppose ! ought to have
/ ordered 1t by mail two weeks in ad-
/ vance Cleveland Plain Dealer.
/ Customer tin restaurant Waiter.
/ wish YOU would bring me medium"
/ done pOrterhousc steak smothered In
mushrooms Waiter (to cook - Choke
/ one with the toadstools Milwaukee
/ Sentinel
THE rolling stone gathers no
/ moss, quoted the man who had never
/ been outside his home county. True,
rcjoned the globe trotter. but 1t ac-
dures an enyable polish Chicago
Daily News,
Brown claims to have the most re-
markable auto in town Why sof L
don't see anything great about IT,"
Well, he says he's had il year. and
there are still two Of the original
parts left.
The Lawyer-By the way, what
shall we charge jerks for our services
In that case We won for him. About
thirty thousand? His Partner Great
scott, man. Isn't he worth more than
that? Brooklyn life.
Gentleman With Grievance This
auto breaks down every ten minutes.
conscientious Dealer What OF ltr
Gentleman with Grievance You said
there we're none better! conscientious
Dealer There amt Puck.
"Oh. Johnny" said the Sunday
school teacher, you mustn't take
nancy from the plate Why did you
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-10

cl cane for the homeliest man in the
county and silk dress-pattern for the
EomeIiest woman. After spirited com
petition the cane was awarded 10 Col.
Van Je~Sup. the landlord of the Van
Tpssuv hotel.
Yes | know MIN" interrupted one Of
the listeners. and I've seen the cane,
Who got the silk dress for being the
homelieSt woman:"
Nobody. There weren't amy entries.
YOUTHS Companion.
Deer Hanging from Telephone Wire.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-10

Undislnayed boy the agitation against
commercialism ia college athletics. tho
University of PENNSYLVANIA authorities
are " rBing hard on the completion IF
their aew training hou>c % cost $4,000
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-10

from a telephone wire twenty-five feet
above the ground and midway bctwecu
two poles was the strange sight viewed
by Supervisor Knowles aud William
McC iaren near North Fork on Monday
They offer the explanation thar tlc
little deer bad been picked 49, by az
eagle which, living away with the ear
cass. struck The wire. in its flight and
last rs nrizo -Sacramnntn HDa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-02-10

a guinea pig Will drive away rats.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27

work the Museum has done and is do
Ing
pleasant incident marked the close
OF the meeting. Mr.. r V Valentine
who had been an Intimate friend al the
late Joseph Jefferson. came IN where TIE
ladies' were assembled. and asked them 10
come upstairs and he introduced u a
party % his and Mrs Valentines guests
the party including Mr. Joseph Jenerson
the son OF the distinguished actor. MrA
Blanche Bender Jefferson. the charming
and gracious young matron. who Is his
wife. Miss Crich,on. and Or. Macpherson
Cushman.
The meeting and the little talk which
followed Were e pleasure % AN present.
Personal Mention.
Mr.. and Mrs Churchill Gibson Graves
and niece have returned to their home
at ~. 23f West Grace Street. After an
extended trip 20 Virginia mountain re-
sorts. including visits 70 Cireenbrier white
sulphur Springs Hot Springs. Covington
and Miilboro Springs.
Miss Mary Halves Tyler. who has been
spending tho summer In Nashville Tenn
and Itadford Va. has returned home To-
resume her studies no Richmond College
NJ w. =. Haden. n this city. f. Tux
ing course at the University Medical
School
Mr. William J. Lacy spent Sunday IN
Roanoke
Misses Elise and Hazel Kinstrev have
returned home after visit 10 friends
in Newport News
Mr.. and Mrs. " S Campbell and ,r,ss
virginia Campbell have returned non
Ashland. where they spent the summer
Miss Helen VERIFY has returned from,
a very delightful VISIT 10 FreierioIsbur.,
and Washington.
~ Ada Frazier has returned from
Newport News where she was the guest
~ Miss Mamie Williams
Mrs O. Q. Adair has returned N ne
city after q brief STAY IN Cov1nR,or. "a
Mrs. Adair vas accompe MED on her re-
turn by her daughter Miss Emily Adafr
who has recently been quite 80.
Mrs Maude Cra~ford Rowers lefe yes,
feraev for her home in Lander Vro
after q short visit to her parents in this
.r
Misc Marie LRhtfoot is the guest n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27
Refused Writ Of Error.

The Supreme Court Of Appeals Of Vir-
gnia has refused writ Of error I'm the
case % John brewer a. CO. SIS q g.
Cheatwood q suit growing out of a con-
tract for excavation for the Whittet q
Sheppersou building on Eighth Street
The sum involved 81 about $500 The
case WAS tried in the Circuit Court Of
the CITY Of Richmond
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27
friends in Newport News.


Miss viretnia Price. who has been
spending several months IN Staunton.
Mrs. w R. II. McEDven has returned
to friends fri, is' here e
Mr. Charles e Workman is registered
Misses Kate and Auley Crawford left
Thev viii visit New york. Washington.
and Philadelphia.
her home in Newport News. after a two
months visit to Richmond, Danville and
South Boston. Va
'''
left Richmond 10 make their home in
South Dakota.
s''
Mr. Samuel T2roclsanl,-ou,yb recentIv
visited Mrs. A. p Mallory. in Tappahan-
mock. Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. oscar Roller are the
in stanton.
Miss Matte Peyton. who has been visit
burg. has returned to her home in New
port News.
Florence Hubert. in Blacksburg.
Mt. ,,,-u, Az, =, po,.-.,nr- 3,
here to attend the Richmond rranin
School for Kindergartners.
home in Curlew Va.
Dr. J. w. Davis has returned 70 Lynch
mond.
Mr. and Mrs L. W Woody have re
visit to relatives I'm Richmond. AleXon-
dria and washington
Miss Fannie Iiooan IS the guest OF noT
News
~, ,,-',,.' o,-,... ,,...
returned TO Lynchours ai'er a denshltul
IrlP 20 iuC"H'ono ana '"e r-aS1e u" '''
OF Virginia
Miss Ellen Guigon has returned 70 ne
cry, aI,er spending some '''''e III ''''-
~ .ns NJ. cs.r,.. v po.., ,.,s,,o,
NJ "a az NJ IoSr = oe,- ~ 1rs-,trsl
M. M anu 10, ~ Ion" ''''' III
D.,.. p,o,os. VI, -..o,.,,. ,.,.,,.,
80. a., 49,, -
from Visit to the Misses king a, Ian
bert's Point
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27
Admiral Evans's Nephew

Mr.. Norris Hines. Of Pocahontas. va.
Is IN the city having accompanied his
htie daught-r who is 70 attend school
here. Mr.. Hines is a nephew Of Admiral
Ro1ley J. Evans.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27
No. 043.
When Time, Who Steals
BY THOMAS MOORE.

o' 8 8 mis- ss'. . his
When Time. who steals away,
Shall teal
The memory OF the viii
And half
Then. Chloe when thy beauty's flower
Shall
Remembrance he
When thou
Then talk of future gloom;
last
For hope shall brighten o
And
Come, ne genial bowl,
drink
Thou
ThOult still be
lips the ear-drops
Which
hope shall
Which leaves behind!
Then fill the bowl-away gloomi
shall always last:
For hope shall brighten o
And gid the
But mark at thought OF future
lose its soul
Ny Chloe drops her tmd
They mngle with
How like this bowl o my fair
fleet:
Though
The draught be
Then fill the bowl-away with
last:
For hope will brighten o
And gid
rs series began IN The
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27
SOCIAL AND
PERSONAL
To One Asleep.

NV ~@eANN T..
Just as . star blooms out OF the deep.
Der f.rrie silence Of holy hour.
Just a. .o dream Of some immaculate
flower
Ics a. ~tr waters in the field Of sleep.
Just 81. star that disappears at dawn.
Leaving sacred halo where IL burned
Passed to tho bourne ~ Beauty Undis-
csrncd.
Passed from earth's sight. yet 40. for
ever gone
Just as n star Sinks i'm the sweet excess
Just as thought that is too fair TO die
Lives In the heart as Unseen Lowell
ness
"A. r. Ruuedge. in October LiRpincotts.
Invitations Issued.
Nj anl Mrs James r. Werth have sent
out Iny tauons for the marriage OF their
daughter. Ellie Maury. 70 Mr.. Littleton
F.tzgerald. Jr. on Wednesday morning,
October 10Th. M o'clock. the ceremony
to boz performed in Grace Episcopal
church
Miss werth is one or the most popular
figures IN RichWond society. and has iusi
returned from three months trir
abroad. She is the granddaughter or th,
celebrated scientist Commodore Mat.
thew Maury. OF the Confederate State.
NAVY.
Nr Fitzgerald is equally we'll known
and we'll liked I'm tho social and bushes.
circles Of the city.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27
StOVaN-ROgers.

crack shot and one % the best amateur
,portsvonen iu Maryland
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27

Poems You Ought to Know
Whatever be.
of poetry-Prof
Charles
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27

arss Marie rAgh,'oo, '- the CUES, Of
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27

Mr.. Charles T. Workman is registere'
at the Kavanaugh in HarrisOnburg.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-27

portrait b
have already been printed in this series
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
ABOUT LAGRANGE.

George Lachance was on first yes- terday for the Grays and he put up a fine article of ball, even though he did make one error. He had eleven chances. getting one error out of the lot, and with the stick he got two hits, one coming under a rather pe- culiar condition. He showed a snap and vim which was not in his play last season and went after every thing. The general feeling is that George will make good and be a val uabie man to Providence before the season is oyer.-Providence Tribune.
 First base was held down yester- day by Candy Lachance. He did not have much chance to display his great fielding abilities. as all the throws were of perfect order. He missed one throw. but accepted ten in creditable shape. At the bat he connected for two hits. one of which was a gift An amusing incident happened in the sixth inning yester- day. Dunn was on third and Brodie on second when Lachance came Co bat. Candy dropped the ball to short third. Dunn at once made blun to 20 home and valdois started for him Jack got back to the bag and when vaIdois started to throw to first he made another move toward the plate. The third baseman vas again pre- vented from making the throw and .Iachance secured first in a walk Providence Bulletin.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
BASKETBALL LINEUP.

Hartfod, April 19-Manager Spain of sIiddletown and Manager Sullivan of winsted announced last night the names of the players who will appear in the lineup at the First regiment armory tonight in the basketball game for the championship of the state. At the game in winsted some weeks ago Desserault sustained a broken nose and Captain Cornell who is q catcher on the New Haven base ball team. injured his eye so that neither could play in the recent game in Middletown. Both men will be in the lineup tonight so that Winsted will have its strongest team on the floor.
 Nearly JO0 tickets have been soH in Middletown for the game and Win sted will send 400 rooters. All the Hartford enthusiasts will turn out as they are familiar with the playing of these teams.
 The preliminary game will be be- tween the Second division. Naval bat taIIon and the St Aloysius team of Middletown. The lineup for the biz game will be:
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
THE PUGlLlSTS
GOOD SIX ROUND GO LAST NIGHT
 AT PHILADELPHIA.
Jimmy Gardner and Willie Fitzger aid Fight Fast Draw-Some
 Other Bouts.

Philadelphia, April 19.-By his rushing tactics all through the fight Willie Fitzgerald of Brooklyn was entitled to a draw in his six round battle here last night with Jimmy Gardiner of Lowell. Fitz was never idle. Gardiner did the cleaner work and finished stronger than Fitz. The latter, however, was fighting six round fight and went his limit in the distance.
 The bout was extremely satisfac- tory and both men were loudly ap- plauded for their excellent work.
 Fitz started of at whirlwind pace. He swung both hands to the stomach and face in the opening round and did all the execution. Gardiner seemed to be trying Fitz out and did not make any attempt to stop the fierce rushes Of the New Yorker. Only few light jabs came from the Lowell man and the round closed with big advantage for Fitz.
 The second was an even affair. Gardiner used his famous left jab to good advantage and time and again sent it to Fitz's face. Willie did not seem to mind the blows, but uardiner with a couple of hard rights to the face staggered him. Fitz continued to bore in. Neither man showed any inclination to clinch. The bout was fast and satisfactory.
 Gardiner showed in front in the third. The two clinches in this round ended in his favor, ne catching Fitz with hard uppercuts as the referee ordered the pair to break. Fitz played for the stomach waile Gardi- ner did good execution with blows to the face.
 The fourth was an even break. Fitz with his rushing tactics landed both hands to the body. whIie Gardi- ner evened up with jabs to the mouth. The fifth and sixth were slightly in favor of Gardiner, but Fitz's rushing tactics would have earned him an even break.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
ONE ARMED BOWLER DEAD.
Wiley of Boston Was an Expert with
 the Cue Also.

Harry Wiley of Boston, the cham pion one armed bowler, pool and bill Hard player of New England, dropped dead of heart disease at Forty-second street and Seneyth avenue last night. He was 30 years old. r
 Wiley had lived since boyhood at the Hotel Rexford in Boston. When he was about 15 years old a fire broke out in the cellar one night Wiley rushed through the flames, aroused the employees of the hotel and was the means of having the fire put out before anyone but him self was injured. His left arm was so badly burned that it had to be amputated at the elbow.
 Since then he had been a pension CT of the Rexford. He was manager of the pool and billiard rooms and bowling alleys there at the time of his death. He was known through otu the country as a cue and bowling expert. He never used bridge on the green table.
 Wiley is survived by his wife, who is in Boston. He was in New York as a spectator at the billiard tournament.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
and Coffroth to meet number of men, he said there was too great a chance of broken hand in plural l fighting.
LAMP KNOCKED OUT.

New Haven, April 19.-Young Battling Nelson of this city heard yells of Close his lamps" as he boxed Fred Woods to the ropes in their bout before the Elmwood Ath- letic club.
 He drew back and lunged a ter rife right swing to put his rival out. The blow never went home. In- stead, it. caught a hanging kerosene lamp and dashed it from it's moor ings through space. The oil spat- tered over the ringside crowd and the lamp struck, all ablaze, on the floor. The lamp broke and mighty explosion shook the clubhouse.
 The sports were burned and, shrieking, dashed from the spot, trampling over each others neels to escape. The house caught fire and the blaze was extinguished only by prompt assistance oI the crowd. who rallied and formed bucket brigade.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
FRED KIoBEDASz

Providence. April 1a-The Grays made a mes< of Jimmy Cauasans whalers at Melrose park ycSteuiay afternoon. polishing them ofT te the tune of 12 to |. For five fnnincS the game ras zs urettv contest as e1HA le .fp-irs-i- Klsssianz. the oil SE- tional Ieaguer. was on the firing Nfae. and his te1sters had the Greys srsn- pleseIy haf5ed in so fer ss turning the five hzfs uhich vere made oT him into runs vss co1eernel The giant tvfrseT was in exoeiient trim srf had Hrtte dfErulty fn boiling down fhe rrr ssstin4 erorrs of the Srcs1 sez-.A
 At the ed of fhe ffth Inning Nsu
 Beiforf vas in 1,e lad by . sror- of 5 to T. and the ehznrrs of 1i.e G1ys p1ninE ct c ric<1ry witb
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
BASEBALL NOTES.
Swatting fest that.

Swatting fest that.
 The pussy willows made good dents.
 The Independents will be on hand tomorrow.
 The game tomorrow will be a warm one because Eddie Curley says his team will wallop the Waterburys and Harry Durant says Eddie has an- other think coming.
 An error once in a while will be overlooked if the boys use the sticks as well as they did yesterday. That is what the fans like to see, the leather sailing in all directions.
 The Quaker Juniors have organized a baseball team and are out with a challenge to play any team in the city who do not average over IS years of age. the Pioneers of Brook lyn preferred. Any team desiring to arrange a game can do so by call ing or writing to James Fitzpatrick, manager, or William Smith, captain. Address Quaker Athletic club, S1 Railroad Hill street.
 New Haven players who have seen Harry Durant's Waterbury team in action refer to the Brass City, ag- gregation as bad bunch"
 Connie Mack has decided to shift the recruits, Pitcher Meyers, Infield- CT Hannifin and Outfielders Armbrus- ter, Riggs and Daily. They will go back to the minors.
 Lajoie says he likes a ball player whose heart and soul are in the game and likes him better if he has some plans made for the days when he will not be able to play ball. Lajoie must be of the thrifty class.
 Hartford is proud of the artistic get up of their uniforms. The color scheme is blend of buff and black, and was designed, they say, by a we'll known theatrical colorist. A gaudy row Of pearl buttons adorns the front of the coat.
 Captain Jack Tighe has the honor of being the first man in the league to go on the injured list. He was hit on the knee with ball and that member is very badly unframed and will keep him out of practice for a time. Jimmy O'Rourke has not yet recovered from the fall on his throw ing arm.
 Manager O'Neil has been apprised of the attempts of Crolius to secure Altizer, the shortstop himself offering $500 for his release and saying he had been offered s100 month more than his salary with Springfield to play with Lancaster. The offer was turned down without delay, MT ONeil stating that Crolius couldn't raise money enough in all Pennsyl- vania to buy the release.
 Manager W. F. Slack of the New Haven baseball team yesterday ap- pointed William Peet, sporting writer on the Palladium, as official scorer for the club during the present sea- son. This makes the Palladium the official state league paper for all games played in New Haven. The players averages will be computed from baseball scores published in these columns.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
ONE CHANCE FOR JASPER.
The Only Way in Which He Could Hope to Win a Girl for His
 Wife.

"I should like to ask you one ques. ton, Euphorbia," said her mother. Are you going to marry Jasper Hux- tablet"
 There was cold. steely glitter in the young womans eye, relates the Chi cayo Tribune, and her lip curled in scorn as she answered:
 T am not, mamma"
 Yet he seems to be perfectly un- objectionable young man."
 T am aware of it."
 He is in exceptionally good fnan- cial circumstances"
 "I have never taken the trouble to ind out whether he Is or not"
 Your father has. He says he is in- dependently rich"
 Well. what of it!"
 And he is handsome"
 "Yes, but no hsndsomer than half a dozen other men I know"
 He Is only five or six years your senior"
 70, he's all right, 50 far as age goes." :" "Other girls find him attractive. Euphorbis. What Is the reason you do not7"
 T haven't said I don't find him at trsctive."
 Vet you are not going to marry him7-
 "No-not unless there is a decided reform in his way of conducting him. self In one particulari- exclaimed the naughty girl. crushing a bunch of costly hothouse towers in her shapely hand and iinging them away from her ~whai is thst!" anxiously inquired her mother.
 Hell have to ask me to marry him.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
BOWLING NOTES

The Casino bowling team will roll against the crack Meriden bowling quintet on the Casino alleys tonight. and no doubt this match will be a hummer. as each team has won a match, SO this will be the deciding match of the series.
 The Casino duck pin team will roll against the Roger Brothers duck pin team on the Casino alleys tomorrow nigbt.
 The Broadway's speedy five will roll against the Clock shop team or, the Wooster alleys tonight. The Broadways are amateur champions of the city and have defeated the crack Clock shop team twice this season. The Broadways are made up of the following bowlers: Joe Gaffney. P. Began, E. V. Curley. Fred Teller. L. Tripp and F. Boards Icy
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19
DoUGHERTY IS SPEEDY.

Peoria, III, April 1e.-In a whirl wind battle last night Jack Dough- erty of Milwaukee knocked out Bar ney Furey of Cincinnati in the third round of what was to have been a ten-round battle. Furey. with the exception of the first round. did not have a look in and was outclassed by the Milwaukee lad.
 The knockout blow was a left to the face, followed by a vicious right swing. which sent the Cineinnatian through the ropes and into dream land for several minutes after the referee had counted him out Furey did not display his old champion ship form.
 Dougherty received an easy de- cision over Perry Queenan at Mil- waukee. Wis. on March g. Queenan delivered only one respectable blow during the eight rounds of the con- test. He prevented -Dougherty from getting In a knockout blow by con- tinualIy ,clinching and stalling. while his clever dueking evaded several stiff rights from the Milwaukee well terwsight- The crowd was disgust ed with the tactics of the visitor,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-19

Home runs, Thompson. Meehan, Munroe: two base hits. Sherwood 3, Thompson ?, McCabe, Nichols. Litschi. Bingey and Munroe; double plays. Treat to Sherwood to Nichols; bases on balls. off Treat, none; off Rogers, 3. of Ball 3; struck out, by Rogers i, by Ball [: hit by pitche-, Meehan, Barton. Nichols; left on bases. Water bury 1O Philadelphia Giants 5; pass ed ball. Johnson; first base on errors, Philadelphia Giants i, Waterbury 4; stolen bases. Johnson, Barton, Sher- wood: sacrifice hits, McCabe, Thomp- son; umpire, Waite.