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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
Jirnny'sWife
By 7. JENKINS HAMS
lAuihor Of Wind Jammers," Cruise d
the ret.el." Etel
Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles,J

We we're about 80 miles south OF
Cape Horn, hove-to In high, rolling,
northwest sea which made the main
deck uninhabitable.
In the dog-watch the carpenter took
mercy ON Gantline and myself and al
lowed us TO share his room In the for
ward house for an after-supper smoke.
We had started forward when the man
on lookout hailed. Through the gloom
Of the flying drift and twilight a
shadow bore down upon the ship.
grey-white above black. Then there
suddenly doomed out the shape of a
great ship tearing along under t'gal-
liant sails dead before the gale.
Then In an instant she was gone.
The drift had closed upon her az she
swept astern before anyone could read
her name. She had vanished as quick
ly as she had appeared. passing on In
10 the dismal sea behind us like a
Salt-streaked mystery.
We stood gazing at the whirling
drift In the gloom astern for some
minutes. and then We followed Chips
Into his room Gantllne could not re-
call the vessel by her shape or rig and
asked the carpenter about her.
DO ! know hers" he Kissed fierce
b. Would | be apt To forge, herr"
And he thrust out an arm. pulling up
his sleeve until a long llyid scar
showed clear to his elbow. ut isn't
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
Io.t on, nav An "a Year,

That she missed only one day OF
school work In the a ycan she was en-
gagged a. a teacher here was a record Of
which Mu Adelaide Moon, who died In
luskegun. Mich, a few days aFn was
proud Mrs, Moon was the dean Of the
teachers In the Muskceon public schools
and principal ot the Hackley school.
Death came after an illness % less than
two weeks. She vas 50 years OF age
She was one Of the most prominent ed
ucaiors In western Michigan.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
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(LaxafiUs)
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
A Farm for Sale.

A good farm Of i25 acres ak miles
from Marion, KY, within three miles
Of railroad station, one mile from
church and school house. Residence
Of three rooms with front and back
porch. Tobacco barn % 20 with 10
foot shed on all sides. % ACRES In
woodland. IS acres Of bottom land. 6
acres In grass. Three COED springs On
this farm and fine eis,ern In yard. For
the present we can sell this farm at a
bargain.
MARION R.AL ESTATE a INVEST.
NEST Co.
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His Objection

His Daughter-But what objection
have you to Algernon. papa7 He mel.
Their CANDLES. smokes. chews. drinks
nor swears.
Her Father-Oh. II isn't what a man
doesn't do that counts. want a SON
ln-law that does things.-Chlcago
Daily News.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24

likely anyone would forget the Morn
ing Light N they ever sailed In her
Mani I'd know her In the depths o.
perdiilon. the deepest hole In devil
Dom. whsrr she'll 49, IL ;hs hereaf-
ter
NO. ! didn't intend TO ship In her
Jimmy Turner an got into her after
We left the navy. When -s =es
broke a fellow wanted hands for the
Morning Light. cap'n Sam Smith.
master We hadn't heard Of any par
ticular Sam Smith. - on We signed
with shaking hands an dry threats.
willing TO Eo anywhere or do anything
for enough grog TO keep alive.
Jimmy had gone In the navy. be-
cause he couldn't live ashore He'd
married and was sorry for it-made a
mistake. Hut he'd never said any
thing 10 me about his wife or family.
and never asked. Nobody asks ques.
lions Of anybody aboard men-o'-war
When We dropped down the bay
tuE came alongside and Cap'n Smith
went 10 the rail- TO greet a little hatch.
si.iaecd fellow Who jumped aboard.
he was With a woman.
sammy smith an niece" said an
old shellback standing On the forecas-
Tie head. 4 thought A."
What's the natter" We asked.
Natter Don't you know that fel.
low That's Morrcll. the worst thing
10 mans image tina, ever trod a deck
plank. Come II on ~ a. Sammy Smith.
Man. II ~ can set ashore, swim fer Il
aiure irs too late. I'm too old" but
Morrcll didn't ship men to have them
do the pler.head jump. We were In for
a western ocean cruise In one OF the
packet ships Who will leave her mem.
CRY a black and bloody track In the
minds Of sailor men.
Before we'd crossed the stream. Nor
rell had begun on ~. But-woll. new.
~ mind. Il would make the tales u
old-umc horror seem like play % tell
one-halt Of what took place In a week
save ye. Gantllne. l could "; here and
tell YOU things ull morning and each
one would make you shlyer. We had
fve men missing before the voyage
was half over. Jimmy and ! came In
Tor some Of q but even that tiger
shark an knew when he had reached
the limlt-and We were msn-o.wars
men.
one night there was a row al aud
there were cries Of a woman. Jimmy
heard them and started out on deck
Win his sheath knife, but We held
him. and four of as got the marks OF
the knife TO remember how We saved
him.
After that Jimmy vas quiet and
ugly. lie never spoke 10 anyone
There were no more men In the crew.
only square.hcads aud Duiohmen. and
they never 30 aft
Il wouldn't consent 90 En along
when Jimmy gave me a look that told
his game. Soon noticed he wouldn't
turn In al night AMI then | knew n
was coming. stole aft 10 see the end.
A = found him standing elosc under
the break OF the poop, talking In .
whisper to some one Then ! caught
the CLINT Of a skirt and recognized the
voice Of the woman.
Its no use. Jim. LET mo live Il
cut shs said. 10 voat last lonE
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Both Denlorable.

1T must be dreadful thing to have
lived without ever having accom-
plished anything" observed the young
professor.
Yes" said Miss Clipper. almost
as bad as TO have lived without ever
having had any fun."-DetroIt Free
Press
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
Innkn ominnna.

Broneho Blll-I don't think that
new arrival Is going to live long.
Earlcss Eddle-Si
Broncho Bill-llardly that But I
zee him lend Grizzly Pete a dollar
and he looks jes' fool enough ter ash
him for Il ag'ln.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
The Golf Tyro.

Tie shakes his club on hlgh. nls teeth are
st.
Ills facc-ln what strange shapes doth
augcr twist a.
It's hard 10 hit the ball and harder yet
Ills feelings Co express whom he has
missed a.
-Waahinntan star.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24

Bacon-Dld your wife ever take
cooking lessons'
Egbert-Oh. yes.
did she ever make goodf"
NO. not very sood."-YonksFs
Statesman.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24

"ueel Some Of these rousiabout
are strong. See how easily tina, fellow
raises that barrel Of buckwheat nour."
That's no trouble. That's selfrais
buckwheat r--Cleyeland Leader
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
STOMACH ACHE

You have
more or less
trouble with
your stom-
h., your
bowels and
your liver
every dy
does. And
when these
delicate and
easily-d
ordered or
gans do get
out of order,
they are the
worst things
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
Who should Write Our storI,sF

WHO bhouId Vito OUT StorItaF
The Love story-Twaln.
The English Story-London.
Tho fearful story--palne.
The Creditors story-IIope.
The Baby Story Howells
The Newly Wed story Batcheller.
TIE Young Rud Story Flower.
The Sarcastic storytelling Life
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Plntr az IL

Tn@sS poetry In sv~rJthinGs o.
uarped the post.
You're right replied the editos.
TOR instance. there's a basket full Of
q over IN The corner Royal
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24

In the world to you. II you took the
right kind OF care Of them, you wouldn't
suffer. but you don't.
The only way you can correct the trou-
Die you do have and prevent these parts
from getting out of order is to use
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
SOME REAL BARGAINS

Eight and one half acres of splendid
land, all under new fence, made of red
cedar posts and 80 inch American
Field Wire Fence" with two barbeJ
wires On top. This property has a
good frame residence of four rooms,
hall, varanda and back porch. A
good cistern in yard and spring near
residence. Has large stable, suitable
to care for two horses, one COW, sur
ny harness, etc.
This property is just out side the
city limits. land therefore has no city
tax, yet it Is within three quarters of
mile Of the court house and has all
Of the advantages Of Marion Graded
School.
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A residence Of four rooms. hall, We.
randa and back porch, rooms are all.
l6 x l6 feet and cistern on back porch.
This property includes one acre Of
ground, and good stable 10 80 feet.
All under good fence with red cedar
posts.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22
CAMPAIGN ASSESSMENTS.

The report OF the minority Of the spe-
cial council committee appointed TO IN
vestigate the charge that heads OF de-
Tpartments in the reform administra-
ton are levying an assessment of 10
per cent a month on the employees I'M
der them was filed Monday night II
clearly shows that the charge was well
founded that the practice was insu-
tuted several months ago, and that the
purpose is to keep it up until the cam
paign this fall is over. The reform
ers" made a great hullabaloo about
raising the wages Of the workingmen.
Now how does the worker profit II his
pay is increased 10 per cent and an as
sessment of 10 per cent is levied at the
same time?
The Americans" attempted TO Justify
their assessment plan with the plea
that the Democrats did the same thing.
This is not exactly true. but we may
say In passing that the city would be
vastly better off IL the American" Of
fcials would pattern after the Demo-
Gratis in all things. There was never
an assessment levied by any Democrat
&c city official. Some Of the city en-
ployes were given a chance TO con-
tribute to the campaign fund. and
some did contribute. Others felt that
they could not afford to give anything
and the fact did not constitute a reason
for their discharge.
Councilman Black, the recognized
floor leader of the Americans" con-
fessed at the meeting Monday night
that he knew Of a city employe under
the Democratic administration who was
asked to contribute who failed to con-
tribute and who did not lose his place
The other day a minor city employe
gave up his place. assigning as his rea-
son that he would quit before he would
pay a campaign assessment, and feeling
sure that il he did not pay he would be
discharged. And still the game goes
on. The "reformers." realizing that
they have failed miserably in their con-
duct OF city affairs are basing their
last desperate hopes of carrying Salt
Lake county this fall on a big cam
paign fund.
They are apt to need such a fund if
they are to get more votes for their
ticket than even the poor old shot-to
pieces Republican party. But is it nee
essary 10 take the money out Of the
pockets Of the men who work for small
wages? There are in the ranks of the
American" party at least half a dozen
men. any one Of whom could put up
every dollar necessary to the "Ameri-
can" campaign and not feel the outlay.
The six Of them could get together and,
by dividing the total needed, miss their
individual assessments no more than
the average man misses the price Of a
cigar.
They pretend to be the only simon
pure patriots in this part Of the coun-
try. Why don't they show their faith
by their works.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22
T ROOSEVELT, popeER.

In his latest campaign utterance
President Roosevelt makes a noise like
a man seeking a third term. The Re-
publicans who read his tariff declara-
ton. whether they believe in revision
or In standing pat, had mighty little
reason 10 be proud of him. He wob-
bled around the subject, declaring nei-
Their for one side nor the other, and
obviously trying to create the impress
sion that he stands for both sides. Sup
pose you read again what he had to
say:
eve stand unequivOcally for pro-
tective tariff and we feel that the phe-
nomenal Industrial prosperity which We
are now enjoying is not lightly TO be jeop-
ardized for it would be TO the last de-
gree foolish 10 secure here and there a
small benefit at the cost of general busi-
ness depression. But whenever given
rate or schedule becomes evidently advan-
tageous TO the nation. because OF the
changes which 90 on from year TO year.
IN our conditions. ana where II Is feasible
70 change this rate or schedule without
too much dlslocation of the system. II will
be donc. while a general revision or the
rates and schedules will be undertaken
1vhenevcr n shall appear 20 the sober
business sense OF our people that on the
whole the benefits 20 be derived from
making Such cndEBfS VIII oNlWttbh SHc
disadvantages; that is when the revision
VIII do more good than harm.
Admitting that there may come
time when the tariff schedule ought to
be modified, Mr.. Roosevelt carefully
inserts the proviso that the revision
must be accomplished when there is
no danger of a dislocation OF the sys-
tenn And this applies to isolated items
only 10 general revision should be
undertaken, in his opinion, until It is
clearly shown that the benefits to be
herived Will outweigh the disadvan-
Eages- And MIR. Roosevelt wants the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

Republican party to be nominated as
the sole judge as TO the proper time to
begin the revision.
If his words mean anything. and they
mean mighty little. they mean that
Roosevelt has abandoned the cause of
tariff reform he so vigorously advo-
Gated only short time ago. 1t has
hardly been a year since the president
was outspoken in favor of revision. IT
was thought that he would have some
thing to say on the subject in a mes
sage to congress. but all he said was
that he would have a special message
on the tariff. That special message was
never forthcoming. Neither has any
explanation ever been given.
The truth is that Mr.. Roosevelt is,
after all. a coward. He is afraid to
take a definite. positive stand in re-
gard to the tariff question. If he comes
out for revision he cuts a large slice
out of the campaign fund the Republic
cans expect to draw from the protected
interests this year. If he takes q stand
for standpatism he is apt to ALLEVIATE
Republicans who believe in revision. So
the president has adopted the cowardly
course and pretends to be with both
sides.
If he isn't a candidate for a third
pI esidential term he ought to take down
his sign at once.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22
THE GAME OF POKER.


H. G. Wells, an English author, con-
tributes some impressions on Ameri-
can life to Harpers Weekly. During
the course OF them he says:
Ever and again have had glimpses
OF preoccupied men i'm little rooms at
green tables. playing that dreary game
poker wherein there is no skill, no va
riety except in the sum at hazard, no
orderly development only sort Of ex-
pressionless lying called 'bluffing.' In
deed, poker isn't so much a game as
bad habit. Yet the American sits for
long hours at it, dispensing and ac-
cumulating dollars. and he carries its
great conception of bluff and a certain
experience of kinetic physiognomy back
with him to his office"
Mr.. Wells could hardly have had
anything but ''glimpses' Certainly he
doesn't know much about the game OF
poker. It is, unfortunately, anything
but "dreary." II is. just about the live
lest thing that can be imagined. 1t is
true that people who are engaged in a
game of poker don't usually spend
much of their time in conversation.
Their talk. if they talk at all. is brief
and to the point, something like; IT'S
your ante" II call you" And ten,
Ten more" and That's good" And
when a poker player says That's
good he doesn't feel very joyful,
either.
AS TO the bluffing OF which Mr.. Wells
speaks. 1t is only fair to say that
bluff1ng is one Of the recognized arts
and parts of poker. 1t is regarded as
perfectly legitimate. AS the whist
player carefully conceals his hand, If
possible. until the last cards are played.
so the poker player tries to make his
opponent often believe he has a strong
hand when he really has a weak one.
There is nothing dishonorable about
the system. nothing that any one ia
miliar with the game objects TO.
Now don't understand that we are
sustaining and upholding the game Of
poker in the sense that we regard it as
1t is, indeed, very expensive habit to
acquire. Five friends may sit into a
game Of poker every night for a year
and at the end of the year. if they fig
ure things out honestly, every one of
them will be loser. But somebody must
win. Certainly, somebody wins every
night. but the money he wins seems
easy and he throws it away. forgetting
his losses Of the night before.
But we must defend poker from the
charge that it is a ''dreary game" It
is assuredly nothing of the sort.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

273s-Godfrey Losher, Murray
Emily Hasler. Salt Lake
2739-Bertha ID. Hanson. Park City.
Ida Sultzer. Park City.
2T4o-Moroni o. Owen. East Jordan.
Daisy l.. Cowart. East Jordan.
2741-Clarence Z. Flandro. Salt Lake
Bernie J. Clough, Salt Lake.
2742-William d. Gardner. Salem
Alice l.. Iverson. Salem.
2743-Offo Uffens, Salt Lake.
Y. l.. Gerritsen. Salt Lake.
2744-B. Sebrando, Salt Lake.
Gurtha Transen. Ogden.
2745-Paul Robert Morr. Salt Lake.
Theresa r. Brown, Salt Lake.
274S-Reynolds Nichol. Murray
Alice Wright. West Jordan
2747-John F Levanger Ranch.
Bertha Seamon, Ranch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

Some South Carolina negroes have
risen to endorse the lynching of three
OF their people. First thing we know
Justice McCarty and Senator Suther-
land will kiss and make up.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

OF course we could not really be sure
we were going TO have an election this
fall until the governor made an official
announcement to that effect Now our
minds are at rest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

Mayor Dunno of Chicago says that
man who is afraid to work has no busl-
ness getting married. Seems 10 us
that's the only kind that can afford TO
get married. Can't the women support
them?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

1t has been discovered thai a great
deal of the meat served in free lunches
by Chicago saloonkeepers is rotten. Is
the hobo to be robbed of his last resort?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

II looks as if Mr.. Howell had told
Farley P. to go and get reputation.
Farley hasn't as yet tried to vote him
self any double mileage. Until ne can
show a record like that he won't be IN
1t with our congressman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

The Snoot convention date has Seen
agreed on. Now will the judges all
please get busy rounding up the dele
gates Senator Smoot would like TO have
in attendance?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

Just to show that they are really
brave men. the Russian grand dukes
have organized a golf club at st.
Petersburg 1t is understood. however,
that a peasant will be required to hit
every ball first, and hit it hard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

But who will protect the umpire in
the ball game between the police CT
Salt Lake and the bluecoats from Og-
don0
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-08-22

The resort proprietors are more than
satisfied that, in this rain business, DR..
Hyatt is decidedly OVERRIDING things.