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TRIUMPHs OF SCIENCE.
Radium Helps Determine the Age
 of the Globe.

Since the announcement of the mar our ideas concerning the cosmic aspect Of our earth have undergone revolu- tionary changes. No single conception has experienced more fundamental evo- !utlon than has taken place in the doc urine of the secular cooling of the globe, that the physicists have so long assumed and to which they have so 'ong tcnaciously held, writes Charles K. Reyes in the American Review of Reviews. That the earth is q self cooling globe is tenet that no physi- cst for a moment doubted. That the earth is also self-heating globe is an idea that no one, until very recently, even fancled. The recognition of radio activity in matter has changed all. Regarding the age of our earth the physicist now not only admits that his former estimates of 10,000,000 to 20,- 100000 of years are much too small, but he is willing to grant the geologist his fullest measure of time. He even goes further and is willing to give the geolo- { ist ten times his claim for span of terrestrial existence.
 Speaking of the newly discovered radioactive properties of matter, George Darwin, in his presidential ad- dress before the British Association for thn A 1x,np Of ,f,olyns fhQ statement that they show that concen- tration of matter is not the only source from which the sun may draw it's heat. He further says, regarding the evolutionary history of the earth, that HOW "it does not seem unreasonable to suppose that from 500,000,O00 to 1,OOO,- 00O,000 years may have elapsed since the birth of the moon. Such an esti- mate would not seem eXtravagant to geologists.
 AS far as my knowledge goes, I should say that pure geology points to some period intermediate between 50,- 100000 and 1,0OO,OOO,OO0 years, the upper limit being more doubtful than the lower."
 The determination of our earth's age IS one of the triumphs of modern geo. logical science. The length of time which has elapsed since life began on this globe and the most ancient elastic rocks we know of were deposited may be greatly in excess of 15O,00O,O00 years. Geology's estimate is surely not too great, but is, in all likelihood, much too small.
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==----- Pretty Bad.

"Who are you?" asked the city man who fad been lured out to Agueville by the press agent of the real estate owner.
 cor, am the oldest "lnhabitaht' that you read go much about in the circu- lars," drawled the sallow individual with sunken cheeks.
 What? Why, thought they stated that you were the picture of health"
 "So am, mister; the kind of health yeOu get out here."
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Your lntestlnes are lined inside with millions of little suckers, that draw the Nutrition out of food as 1t passes them.
 But, if the food passes too slowly, 1t decays before it gets through. Then the little suckers draw Poison from it instead of Nutrition.
 This Poison makes Gas that injures your system more than the food should have nourished 1t.
 You see, the food is Nourishment or Poison. just according to how long it stays in transit
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Last Straw.

With wild leap the horse on the tread mill broke its halter and jumped from the machine.
 "It's bad enough" exclaimed the ex- cited animal, ito climb hill all day long and never reach the top, but when poor old blow horse comes along and gives me the laugh, and asks me how like it as far as I've got, it's just little more than 1 can stand {"
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Inc usual IcHcuy TOT /~ this delayed passage (called v Constipation) is to take a big dose of Castor Oil.
 This merely mako slippery the passage for unloading the current cargo.
 It does not help the Cause of delay a trifle.
 ltdoes slacken the Bowel-Muscles more than ever, and thus weakens them for their next task.
 Another remedy Is to take strong Cathartic, like Salts. Calomel, Jalap, Phos- phate of Sodium. Aperient Water. or any of these mixed.
 What does the Cathartic do7
 ltmerely flushes-out the Bowels with waste of Digestive Juice, set flowing into the lntestines through the tiny suckers.
 But, the Digestive Juice we waste in doing this today is needed for tomorrow's natural Digestion. We cannot afford to lose 1t.
 That's why Cascarets arc the only safe medicine for the bowels.
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Quality Brings the Business. |.

Seven million 7,OOO,OOO Lewis "Single Binder" straight Dc cigar now sold annually. Made of extra quality tobacco. Many who formerly smoked 10c cigars are now smoking Lewis Single Binder. Lewis Factory, Pe- oria, III.
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No Chance to Talk.

"When you are tempted to speak harshly to your wife, do you always stop to think? ?"
 "Yes, indeed. She does the talking and I do tine thinking. ."-Clevelan Plain Dealer.
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Hot One.

Scribbles-Im engaged in writing novel now that is bound to be glow ing success.
 Crlticus-Going to cremate the manu- script, eh?-Chicago News.
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FI7C St. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Dis .i'o eases permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer Send for FREE s2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H. Kline, Ld., 93l Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
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This Book Is FREE
CONTAINING

CONTAINING
 "Borax in the Laundry, Kitchen, Nursery, and Sick Ro0m." "tiow to Have a Clean Complex ion" ~
 .sArticlcs on the Hair and Hands. ; y"Borax as a Preservative, Etc." It gives, invaluable information on the 1000 pses of 2O-MULE-TEAM BORAX in the Home, Farm and Dairy. All dealers Free Sample Borax and Borax Soap, Booklet and Souvenir Picture in col ors, for 10 cents and dealers name. PA CIFIC COAST BORAX CO.,. Oakland, Cal.
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Cascarets are as safe 10 use constantly as they are

They are purposely put up like candy, so you must eat them slowly and let them go down gradually with the saliva. which Is in itself, fine, natural Digestive.
 They are put up purposely in thin. flat. round-cornered Enamel boxes. so they can be carried in mans vest pocket, or in a woman's purse, all the time. without bulk or trouble.
 Price loc box at all druggists.
 Be very careful to get the genuine. made only by the Sterling Remedy Com pany and never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC."
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The Japanese population of Formosa numbers only 50,000 out of the total of 3,000000.
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r FREE TO OUR FRIENDsi

French-designed. GOLD.PLATED BONBON BOX, hard-enameied in coloYs. It Is beauty for tho dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked az measure of good faith and to cover costof Cascarets
 with which thls dalnty trinket Is loaded. 7l3 Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or New York.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
WAS
BEATEN
ACADEMIC srElkg eRuANER 10
erased ALONG raE WATER
FRONT AND ACCORDED soMG
HoUoH USAGE,

lloyd I.amhuth. student who
went north nn The eity 81 Seattle
Ia the stewards department. was
chased aud cuffcd about tile heaa
seeurai times 10 aihkera nesi fler
A fhla morning
f.ambuth lsft che SEATTLE before Z
o'eie.rt. tsta.Aiss 10 catch the Ia
tefufhan car FOO Taee-uaA. tseafi,es
the hart I'D pssass1s4i ihrostas thp
mites. iseyesal - tkre ssftlpa~ Ea@Ftrd
a. remonalraso vita him assuf
aeabbHse
I.aushah naratra 10 rsm ana q
.sae fallamvd hlm Opposite FiCf :
h. uaa caught. hiu hat hnaesea OF
das asvcrai elapa vote Eitrn aim
aefaaa The face During the aetlm.
uiann be managed ta set hsaia ~
hla hst aaa dashed 40 Ncsiee wat
officer Anpla4uiat haafrnnd % ihp
secue. bnt the disiufbegu uvfs lnai
IN the cruud and ~ arrests wefv
made
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

cruiner noaton arrived THE morna
ina ffum Departure bay where enc
tnak aboard fuel go u iH expect 4.
ra that the flagship chicago ana
terprdn beat destroyer l'frhie VIII hs
IA seattle Wednesday, femalnins
here until AGDuHt l.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
BLOCK BRINGS $4,000.

late Saturday afternoon = ,.
smith aud associates. through ~"
office - 1uhu Davis a Co. pura
chased nom A. Maafe lhe block
bounded Is Virslnia and stewart.
Faufth and tluh avs lot ts9aaqp
uaaiursa bIaeks viii bs constructed
ON the property - seen an thq hill
Is sluiesd level
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
CITY OF SEATTLE IN.

.rho city Of Seattle reachsG Mort
at o'clock thia morning from
sontheantern Alaskan ports with %
MANI at whom mhau
the round trip 80 gold was hfenR ~
south on the Seattle She rhlla
north again tomorrow hlFht WIN
many passengers hound for the IA
terror
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
Nortp cl,lps ~ paan

san Tu ,slns sos - Admiral SAX.
II fhr chinese navy. uaa ore - tie
oriental passengers nn The MiaHvs
"a. which arrived Saturday usNht
The YOUNG man b. 90 bis uaf east
sHa VIA srsHa three years &c sol.
isss. paying special Attentien TO
naval tmaffms ttuua
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
COTTAGE sRINes ousr.

The cottage city das in port to-
tnarrov mefnlpk frem Southeastern
Alaska. i bringing tisaeaa iu
klnndiks and TauanA Sold dust. ses
safalns Go aard received rs the Pa.
elre Coast steaushtn e0mpauk ON
etala The cottage eitY also ssa
many rssaeaErra from Dawson aui
way ports
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
Nav Save on Groceries Too

Reminders ~ ore thing o. an
other that must BE- sold before
inventory. Savings are very
great Eend the iist % the end
NATIONAL BISCUIT co.'s MA.
DISCO Regular ioc tins sc
OATMEAL CRACKERS -Regu-
lar Toe package .......- Sc
81 ~. q. SODA CRACKERS
Regular Toe package sa4.. Sc
FUFTED RICE Regular Tsc
package ...ssss....++s. Zoe
POSTUM gEHEAEs@Ln Large
psckage ....s........s. Zoe
GRAPE NUTS Regular t5r
package l.............. he
YELLOW CORN MEAL neg
ultt - sack sst.s .+ssat gfC
<EhT HREAEFAaT rood
fae kaHe .t.s.ts..s.+sss Ice
HIlEsP COCoANUT.
LIB. p.cksRe ss.ss....t. fs,e
ia III. racka.a tsts.t.ss. lie
q slb. usch.r. t.tt.ssst.. . ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
CROWDED CARS MEET HEAD.
ON AT SHARP CURVE ANp
SIX PERSONS ARE onuRr-
CREWS plsonEYgn RulUs.

rho injured
Ms. ]. p Weatllug iiee South
18Th ST. thtoc teeth knlgked ouli
tniured aheut che head
4. "a NJ Mahom. ,istk injured
about the body ana lHsa
Charles Poster. maiurutHu car No
=. strutk Ia plt ef stomach
Ansx Wefuhfo. south itth and h
sis mtuHea about head aud chest
Robert McCurmHek 10 MeCof
utaek iirua both less injured.
Mrs Robert MeComack hruiscd
about the body
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COLLISION CAUSED
BY CARELESSNESS
caassa hY oarslsssnsss.

rent nilI force. This threw Ills cav
INTO che other ono.
Caused By osrsisssnsss.
According e. passengers. the COLI
sion was entirely due to tha care
lrasneas 81 thc crews 20 both eAtn
HAD not Metofmau nutietfietd in
charge ~ car 30. 10 disreEnfdcd
the stsnal ilEht car 30. u would
have had a clear track
ear Ne u had the rightsef way,
but Moi0fman Fostef. u Do claimed
dtafeNarded orders Ia meet ne
curve al slow speed and was come
RELIED 90 unu tho aifeve hes la faunis
ms into the switch ieadiuE cut 90
at
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
Price of the Carpene sewed laid and lined per yard S225
o R
Another Shipment of SiIverware

We have just
received another
shipment Of
tRss Wal
lace Silver Plat
ed Ware n the
new infaI
pattern lis
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

clearly than other pattern made b
Wallace superiority 1885 K Wallace sverware IN al -
graceful designing and beautiful decung have been bo
20 that they almost rival solid silver There
other plated made that viii approach this pattern ~oans m
Floral triple plate only the entire
exclusively 80 French gray. a feW prices;
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

PARAFEfNE WAX-f-ib. cake
Observation-Disclosures. sc
BAKED BEANS
Regular zee cans f5e
Regular l5c cans 44.....fOe
Regular Zee cans ......t.ass
OLIVES Large bottle queen
olives tsffftrtts.Hs +tf.t tDf
IoHNaoN PINEAPPLE Sliced
~ grated. regular &c can =.
ftttt4tt s.tt.ssstss+t. tsf
CANNED CIsAME Regular fhc
can Little Neck CLAIMS Toe
aARDiNE -
Regular zee cans Imported
Sardiuea ...tsss.s....+ Toe
Regular tic cans Imported
fardineH ............4 lnf
ANCHDNEcKYH a splced sHr-
dine iu best 81 s44aa.s 10.
CANNED EHHiMrs
Regular 30c can ...F.a 2ar
Regular ifc can s.t..4.. fIf
OYSTERS Fancy Eastern Cove
Oyatcra, can .+..sts.s.t tUf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

TACOMA. July = m.bauud caf
NJ. II ard aut bound ear Ne me-.
81 the n neasnse park tine. met
Ia : head aH eoiiisiua az 10 o.eioek
yesterday afternoon at the tufefage-
tten 90 Nesth { st and Division Az.
i've passengers were injured
Noiorman Chs.a es FVsfcr u cnr
Ne. On. was struck iu the pil ~ che
stomach. reeeltins injuries that may
prove serious.
Ma GSine slew.
tie was removed a. thv Fannie
Paddock hospital with Mts D. D.
NesilinE. Who lost three teeth and
Was painfully bruised about tho
head and fave TIE others burt
were abie to - g. their homes
That the actileut Ola nvi result
naHe seriously Naa tue ta the fact
that cat -bsaua eaf Ne 100 vas ran
uIns very slowly Moiarman Pos
ter. 90 The in-bouua str. apparently
haxfng. apHliad the emergency ais
hfakea
Turned On Current.
he heealue confused &c = said
ana while attrmpflas go stap ihf
ear win the sif. tuEnsd ou tbe cur
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

A. sfs.50-usaaliy $3.50
exfz feet. body BfuEeels fine
Oriental patterns. the well
known standard makcra
A. s22.50-Usasily 5000
srfa feet. EiEaiow Ttgpias. the
best Axminater Hug known 20
man. superb Oriental and fio-
raj designs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

No. 90 Made ~ hardwood IN gold
en- finish outside dimensions So
tn wide b. i7ia Ia deep hY 80
IA. high. Weight ita lbs. and has
estimated ice capacity ~ "a lbs.
Provision chamber measures H.
Nf2MNte tn. ice chamber meas
urcs 10 t-8NSiaNsts in.. has two
adjustable sliding shelves and o.
zine lined Price s....SIf..5
No. 1901 Made uf hardwood IN
golden finish. outside dimon-
aiong 30 in. wide by 20 in deep
rs as In hlHh Weighs lb2
lbs ard has estimated Ice cn-
pacitv Of 80 lbs Provision
chamber measures at4NffAxiS
Iva. ice chamber h 49, xah
IN Has twn adjustable sliding
shelves and o. enamel lined.
Price .tttst.s.sssssss S'ttstft
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
The Rug Clearance
Creates New Pricings

You can save s.. 50 on a Bigclow Administer $500
a Body brussels. $3.50 a Royal Wilton and
down the line. Huhl Such big worth saving.
amt they
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

~ s2s.B0--Ususliy $3.50
eNi2 feet. Royal Wilton nnF
niflrfnf Rug ~ magnificent
price rich and rare designs and
eai1rinEs.
A. sttT5-Ususliy ti4.oo
eNfz feet Fiber Rugs. the i.leal
Rug for summer homes. cool and
servicnahie. large variety to 90.
lect from.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
The Quincy
a whelssoms
ard ureHe meal
Hsiresrator

n 70 generally underwood that
nest 90 economy - See. the most
important requisite a. a perfect
Refrigeration ta that & be - cone
strucicd that "a can be Aept aiean.
The beet - she aia style reffinsta-
tore arc deficient and Imperfect ~
fhIs important feature sna -
result they soon become laiutcd.
uunhoivHetne unhsailhfui and
practically unfit fer use. The
aafueY l. che oulY ffffiEsfator
that csn be kept absolutely pure
and cisau for All time D. adei-
ten 60 cleanliness s. has the fol-
ieuinE advantages
Free Circulation 81 Aisg Eeer.
or,y IN the uss ~ icsi Lee Aver
sss Temperatures Freedom From
Condemnation on Inner WALLIS
Freedom From Damage By Use
81 lee pssksi Proper Lsessiea %
DRIP Pipes L0na Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

= 49, = HAAHff -
Waman's Tan Oxfords buiien
style with four buttons. nep
last. hand stitched aeleH. Cg-
ban heels one ~ ctr $500
values. All Eizea Inventory
sale price ss.+s. .t.t
Mems tan oNfordn. bluoher style
medium toe with hand stitch
ed cal sotes a well known al
vsfiissd g. 50 line All sizes
Inventory sale price ~2....5
Little Boya Tan Oxfufds. one
style. In lace. cap London toe
medium soies. low heels. IN
usually good knoCkahoui shoe
value tl9s Inventory sale
price ssss. ss.sssss We
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09
FREDERICK & MELLON. lfc.
RYTHING TO FURNISH THE HOME COMPLETE"

of
patterns foru and making ample allowance for nfsi
tastes st hesiiancY advising fasidou floor
buyers the place likely to have patterns ut
them
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

United states Government.
pvnnastF Railroad Go.
Metropolitan 81 IL 60 - \. Y.
Philadelphia a Heading ID II. go.
baltimore a Onto n "a "a.
Sew Jersey Genital a. NJ Ca.
Southern ~ 81 80
HurnHis Shoe HtaTuA
Emerson Hhns stores
Hotel walton. ffhiia Pa
uFlrratia ApariWeutH rhiia ia
lorraine Apartments. ifhila ita
eltY itatl phila IA
daFtleh Hotel Thtia. IA.
W nHit Car tie fhila Pa
Clinton Apa fimtHts Thiia.. IA
iiunfhhY'H cafe i'idia- Pa
Chestnut 81 opera HouHr. phlls
Pa
t.,isshsrman's Esehanse Pitts
Pa
Central Trust Co. phiia. Re
Ia ia Temple fNaaunie ufaefl,
FhilH -
reaiiln National hank rhila "a.
Nofth fshiia TRUST 60 rhilas Pa
Industrial TRUST -. Fhila. Fa.
iatrEflIH fFnHt t'a. fhiis "a
offices - she Land Title hiar
rhindsiubIa Ragia Translt ca-
Phila ta
Nefthefn rfast Go rhna "a
flfofss Aiienn Millinery Ierfs
rhi'a. IA.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

Hotel Rainier Grand. seain
WASH.
Tire Hawthorne RsaiIs Wash.
The Burlington Seattle iyafh.
state capitol Bids olyns4
Haah.
Hotel pacrss Waiia staila. Waa
Pat Muileas Hotel. Yakln4
Wash.
Baker Apartments. Fan fTansiss
cal
Capitol Hotel Sacramento. ca.
Union League club. f.os Ansslss
al
Atamlioa Yacht club. Los Angels
Cal
Hotel weamiuster. Los Aaseis
EHi
club Rooms. Prick Blls.. Pyfts.
borg "a.
Green Bay Hotel Green ray VI.
T. 81 b. p 4 - Dining Cars. -
Paul MINI
Dayton UFy Goods 90 feAes
Itnuhs.l Miulea polls diHn.
iisf Grand Hotel Oilala Nfb.
Passion Hotel. omaha hah
Capitol HldF Omaha sch.
knaiaford iialeL Salt Lake Gig
Utah
To1sl poriiaa8 Portland. ore.
% 4 a n. D. r.. Portland. ore.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-07-09

savoy Hotel Chicago ~.
Colonial club Chicago. m
Goodrich TRANSPORTATION Co. ehl-
EaEn. ~
Midlothian coli Club Chicago. H.
Illinois Central Is ~ Chicago. I'll
ohio a Northwestern H. o.. ehi-
eaFu. OFF
A. ~ Rrreii A GO. Chicago. a.
Great Northern HoteH. Chicago. a.
sahirrrf a mork Dept Store. PEE
afia. i'I
Grove Occur club Peoria H.
Illinois Hotel bloomington. ~
ZIaH cts Hafrl Zian city. III
Shirley Hotel and Annex. Denver.
col
fifst Presbyterian Church. Alehi-
san city Ind
NesaughfaH pry Goods Co. Nun
eIe. IND
Kifkw God Hotel Dea MoInea IA
Hotel HufiFf Seattle wash
Hotel Berkshire HfHfiir. wash.
b Indianapolis Seattle.
H "IsffH#sur HsHftlf
Hotel g. henley Seattle wash
Weed ifafel Seattle WaHh
The fiaihHkfiisr cafe Seattle
Wafh
Berlin suft md cloak ilouss. ae-
attic WaHh
Seattle Athlstic CIah. Seattle.
wash.
, 1906-09-06
celt Controls Britain's Affairs.

Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, &C
cording to the Dundee Advertiser,
seems to be the first prime minister
of purely Celtic strain. Although his
mother was a Bannerman of Manches-
ter, her father settled there from Scot
land and up in Aberdeenshire, where
the Bannermans hail from, there is
little but the Celtic element. Pater-
naliy Sir Henry is out and out a Celt,
his grandfather and father being fresh
to Glasgow from the heathery high
land kills. Both his father and uncle,
who built up the great business in the
second city which still bears their
name. were, when freed from the con-
ve~ntionalities of commercial life, en-
thusiastic highlanders. AS business
men their highland mother said to
them: What James (Sir Henry's
father) plans and William carries out
Gamma go wrong"
, 1906-09-06
Less Danger at Sea.

Figures show, so far as past expert
ence can, that life on the deep is
gradually growing safer. Seaman
ship is improving; vessels are more
stanchly constructed; safety devices
are added constantly. Communication
between a vessel in distress and
other ships by wireless telegraphy is
playing its important part in the res
cue of threatened lives. The London
Chronicle writer notes also the patent
sounding machine, Lord Kelvin's COM
pass, improved speed measures, bet
ter methods of determining a ships
position, better lighting and submar-
inc signaling. by which a ship may
be warned of the proximity to land in
the densest fog at a distance certain
ly of ten miles" The passing of the
sailing vessel has also contributed
greatly to the safety of crews and
Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
, 1906-09-06
For B~iliousness and Sick Headache.

Take Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup.
1t sweetens the stomach, aids diges-
ton and acts as a gentle stimulant on
the liver and bowels without irritating
these organs. Orino Laxative Fruit
Syrup cures biliousness and habituai
constipation. Does not nauseate or
grippe and is mild and pleasant to
take. Remember the name, Orino'
and refuse to accept any substitute
Prices drug store.
, 1906-09-06
Obviously UnintentionaI.

Young man. snapped the vine
gary faced person on the opposite
side of the street car, "I1l thank you
not to stare at me, if you pleased"
Pardon me, madam" he said. No
offense was intended. l am so near
sighted | cannot distinguish objects
two feet away from me-"
Your apology comes too late, sir"
Pardon me again, madam" he re-
Joined, screwing a monocle into his
eye and inspecting her features; lit
is not so much an apology-as-er-
an explanation"
Later, when she had studied this
explanation in all its bearings, it was
too late to show proper resentment.
He had left the car.
, 1906-09-06

| an right in the front rank with
some of the finest ranches in the
country. If you want to buy or sell,
get busy. D S.. Crawford.
, 1906-09-06
PROPHECY THAT TOUCHED ALL.
Saving of the Country Forgotten for
Greater Things.

Saving of the Country Forgotten for
Greater Things.
Sitting around or the heads of the
cracker and sugar barrels in Dave
SINNERS grocery, Uncle Reuben
Smith, Simon Goodheart, Ebenezer
White and Deacon Taylor had given
their opinion of men and things, and
what should be done to save the
country. Jim Thompson alone had re-
NAMED silent. He hadn't spoken even
when it was asserted that taxes
would jump so per cent next year.
Jim, hain't o got nothin' to
say?" queried the deacon as he tarn-
ed to him with a somewhat anxious
look.
Jim shook his head INT sighed.
But o must have"
Jim shook his head and groaned.
Let 'er come, Jim-let 'er come"
wall, boys" said lin as he finally
raised his head and looked aroun'. eff
I must speak, then I must. It's my
o~pinion-it's my gaul darned solid
opinion-that-that-"
THAT what. Jim?"
Eyes, don't keep us in suspense"
THAT Eaters will either go up or
down 10 cents a bushel before next
spring, and you jest remember what
I tell vel"
And then the silence became so
profound that the barrel of N. O.. mo-
lasses in the back end of the store
could be heard trying to turn over
Baltimore American.
, 1906-09-06
Advice as to Eating Hats.

A Maryland man has just eaten his
hat in payment of an election bet. 1t
was a soft felt hat, such as most
southern politicians wear
How do you feel?" he was asked.
after the meal.
81 do not fell have felt" he re-
piled.
Which shows that the hat did not
give him Indigestion, for no man with
Indigestion can crack a joke.
, 1906-09-06
simpIon Tunnel Near Completion.

Masonry of the Simplon tunnel be-
tween Italy and Switzerland and bal
lasting of the line are to be completely
terminated by the end of the present
year and it is hoped that the opening
will take place on April l, so as to
coincide with the opening of the Milan
international exhibition.
, 1906-09-06
Missionaries for Sudan.

After nearly thirty years. Gen. Cor
don's appeal is being answered. Lord
Cromer and the sirdar have not felt
before that political conditions were
ready; but now a strong party of mis-
sionaries is being sent by the Church
Missionary Society.