The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-04-12
THTSTLES.


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sSssd The widow soyiy. ! dldsf come 70
proposes 10 yos, replied her visisar esa sdly I,
oAxRs merely 10 spend he evening.
water, where sss ihsss bios poisIs !
srsessd . bali hosr ssoi Sorry, cir. tui
ssosh~ gess's ssls' tbs sbsls bow. Ns~r
hs's dops III hurry ysuf eraef right along.
--Ps, asa Willie, ihoGshtfuily. l thlEk !
kEsw noe what Ibs nisisssr ,Bsast ~hes
he said !. 10 more blessed 10 give than 70
receive. raf ~bs, VA ~ Castor on.
WHY last thai Asironsmsf ~ famous
- be deserves 10 bel Asksd one scientist.
Because, answered tina oihsr, be isslsis on
ssing bic tsiesoope lnstssd Of bis inAxiss-
tise.
The PArsso--Dsd you ever try casting
yoas bread upsn the wassrsi Au. Homer
--res, osoe. The farsos--Asd did II re-
tsrs altar many aavsf hn. Homss--So;
IL ssnk.
Charitable Lady--but mao last week
ted ne sIsctiy the same story. Tramp
Yes. lady. Yoa zee, made fatal mis-.
take 10 no, hsviog The history Of me life
copy rshted.
Whist time did that young man lsavst
Pretty Daughter - Just when you 90.
home from the lodge, ma returned from her
bridge party and Bridge came back frsm
Der night out.
Mrs. Nexdsre-A prsminsst Judge Of
vocal nssic tried my daughters voice to-
day and rs. Pepprsy- Well. II be had
called me - . witness I'm sure he'd have
given verdict Of guilty.
He's the most dsvout mas 10 church.
! never saw any one Who could bs 90 as.
sorbed 10 prayer. Indsedf never MOTTO
ID II. Probably not. don't suppose you
ever took up the collection.
The Bride On one breath This 10
from that horrid. contemplate Edith
welsh, whs 10 se-er--wby, dear, | do be-
lisvs nh real chins-- now wasn't that
sweet Of the darllnss
Mabel bad always worn high topped
shoes, much to her own dissatisfsctIop, and
oss day while sdmiring her mothers slip
psrs she said, Mamma, can't have = pair
Of low necked shoes next summer
We nillionaltes rarely laugh, said the
nnancisr. No, answered Dustin Stsx,
bu, II 10 hard 10 keep from II when We see
people hunting around trying TO meet the
conditions We impose 10 donating . library.
Won't you be handicapped In Europe
by your deficient knowledge Of French
Not a. all, answered Mr.. Dustin Stax. IL
will prevent me from beisg bothered In
Paris BY any inquiries about where got
my money.
--Mrs. Heupeck--I don't think she'll
svsr marry him. Mr. Henpeck-whv not !
Mrs.. Henpect---Oh, she qusrrels with him
90 and 10 90 don,ineering. Mr.. Henpeck--
Indssdi IN bet they've bean secretly mar
ried alrsadv.
What . lovely collection Of odd cups !!
exclaimed guest, peeriDg Int the china
sleset cabinet. DID II take you long 10 get
% manyf oh, no, said the bostssss. Thsse
are samples Of the sets We have had In the
last tive years.
Young Roxlsy 10 learning to be . ma
chinist, Ali Very commsndablc. Wants
70 have trade 90 that II anything should
happen 10 bic fortune he can onssnse |
No. He simply wants to he able to keep
his automobile going
1T seems TO me you're tribe familiar,
sah the humorist whes the highwaymen
held him up. Well, replied enc Of them.
staining q handksrchief into the victims
.osih, hsrs's something that will be more
familiar 70 yea. les an cid gag.
The pretty girl was telling her chums
how Jack had dared TO kiss her while out
assomosiling. And did you hide your face
aftsrward, thsy asked In breathIess curiss-
ity. No, but Jack hid bis face. Jacki
Yes; something broke under the machine,
asd be had TO get dowA beneath II.
-Mn. Blank wears swell clothes, but
her hands lock ~ II she had worked In her
sAsly days. Did you notice ~ said Aiss
Cutting. No, didn't notice her hands,
sald asothsr Of the guests, but judged BY
har conversation tia, she had done some
thing h her life that was more sensible
Than playing bridgs what.
lis murder case tried before certain
jsdgs cssnsei fer the defendant urged II
y better ths, ninety and nlne guilty per-
ssns escspe than that one innocent mas
shouid suffer. IN his charge TO the Jury
IL iedgs admitted the soundness Of the
propssitiss. but ADDED 0entlemsn, I want
you TO understAnd that the nissty All nine
have already escaped.
A newspaper man called on the late Sen
stsr Hoar, bat failed to get The interview
] ssvpess, said Mr.. Hcar, with ths most
bsssvssept smile that ever adorned hu.
mas couatsnarcs, that you must feel .
great deal Ike The small boy Who learned
the alphabet and when he got - the letter
z remained that II Vas hardly worth
wAils gsiag 70 TAR 70 learn % little. Don't
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