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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01
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Mrs. Upmore was recalling her early
married life.
"..Ah, yes.' she sighed, I'VE were hap
py thcn-foolfshly happy in our little
Utoplag' !,
'Tve seen the place once or twice
said Mrs. GaswelI. land don't blame
you for moving away from It, New
port is ever so much finer, isn't itF.-
Chicago Tribune.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

t.VVlen / leave Won tonIght.' a
Mr.. Staylnte. at hope you
..GracIous! Are You coming again to-
nlght?" exclaimed Miss Patience Come.
Then for the first time the proximity
of the dawn dawncd on him and he 1T
out.-Exchange.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., containing
two bacelets, gold heart and some
silver. between junction of Main
and Pike streets and 645 West
Pike street. Return to Mrs. A;
j. Simmons at above address and
receive reward.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01
Wanted, Male Help

WANTED-BoY to learn presswork
GOOD opportunity to learn a
GOOD trade. Enquire ut counting
room Telegram office.
WANTED-LABoRERs and Car
nenters. Apply at Office of the
Richards Construction Company IN
Empire building, or at Grasselll
Chemical Works.
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NOTICE.

Mrs. Hilda Hidlebrand Leichner,
Dermatologist, has returned from.
st. Louis, Mo, where she went 20
take a special course IN facial
massage and hair treatment
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

Never can tell when you'll mash u
finger or suffer Il cut, brulse, burn
or scald,- BE prepared Or.
Thomas Eclcctric oil Instantly re-
iieves the pain quickly cures the
wound.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

FOR RENT-RooMs-Three I'M
fnrnishedToons for rent. Apply
124 Steaiey street.
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wanted. Female Help

wANrED-PosIr1oN by a young
woman in store hospital or any
resnectable place. Address
Young Woman, this ofiee,
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Lost

LosT-PUP-BrowD Boston bull
terrier pup with white spots and
white ring around neck. Find
or please return TO 62S Mulberry
street ond receive reward.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

wANTED-FoR u. S. ARMY, able
bodied unmarried men between
aces OF 81 and 50 ; citizens of the
United States, of good character
and temperate habits, who speak,
read and write English. Fol- M
formation apply to recruiting Of
flee. 1o6 Pike street, clarksburg,
w. Va.
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WANTED. Ten city salesmen
md TWO collectors. II YOU ore
iInf less than $50 q Week
and look into our pr0PoSiES
A&ion. Moade Bros. So-' TOS
5SSTCh Fifth ST.. Glen ElE'
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Rooms
with board, ut 215 East Pike
street.
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FOR RENT-FURNrsHrED Rooms
Two furnished rooms, one minute
walk from court house. 1856 Lee
street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

FOR SALE-SrABLE. in good con
dition. Must be removed from
premises. Enquire DIR. Morgan,
515 W. Main street.
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MISCELLANEOUS

Neutrality-suspicious. in private
family by lady. Address oof
West Main street, shoe shop.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

FOR SALE-EwEs-125 head of
good young stock ewes, at my
farm near Bridgeport, w. Va.
w. Il. Thompson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

FOR sALE-HoutsEHoED FURNr-
rURE, in front of the Court House
Saturday afternoon,
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Upholstering and furniture re-
pairing cheaper than ever. f. =.
Allen, 664 West Min street, c. r.
OdelPs old stand
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lFoR RENT-HoUsE-224 South
Chestnut street; all conyeniences.
Z $3.50 per month. Haze Nor
gan, attorney, Irwin building.
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FOR RENT-FRoSr RooM, nicely
furnished, use Of bath, SO per
month. Just the thing for two
gentlemen. 624 Locust street.
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For Sale

FOB sALF-PnHo, secondhand,
a good condition. VIII sell at
low price. Inquire Telegram Of
fee.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

Umbrellas repaired At Levy
store
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SSSSSSSSE

The Young Indies of the Ki KaP-
pa Knu Klub gave a delightful
dancing party in Elkbridge dane
ing hall Tuesday evening compli-
mentary to their young gentlemen
friends. There were forty couples
present and all had a fine time.
The hall was decorated with pump
kins. fodder and japanese lanterns
and the young ladies werea alfred IN
rustic costumes of calico. The Co
hen orchestra furnished the music
for the dancing and at IL O'Clock
fruit. punch and cake were serv-
cd.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

e9R RENT-FUR1TIsHED ROOM
one front room furnished; use
81 bath; private family az
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FOR RENT-FURNIsHED RooMs-
Inquire at 462 Lee street.
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A small cloud may hide both SIM and
moon-panish Proverb.
SWEET MELODY gbouR.
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FOR RENTZHoUsE-A very de-
sfrable eight-room house, nicely
locality. .iawn and garden: Ap,
ply at The James Law Co, ~
West Main street
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A.Brc HIT. NunnNr \ MAcEr4.
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OYsTERS.

Chas. Henderson's Baltimore
lunch and oyster house, 4s5 Balti-
more street, Glen Elk, viii receive
Friday morning Nov. 2, Is gals
Ions select oysters, 2 barrels o toys
,ters and gallons crab meat. Iele-
phone 2s4R, or leave your orde to-
day In person.
a BTefHIT, MURRAY 3 MAOKEY
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4 BIG Hit, Mrar>r \ MAcKEr,
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soR RENT-SHGLE RooSIs, two
suites Of rooms; also rooms tor
light Housekeeping. The savoy,
Zee street
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Umbrellas rcpGfsa at Lewis
cigar store. M N
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SWEET MELODY FLOUR
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Mr.. and Mrs. Waiter Wilson
entertained a number Of friends at
their home, 451 Mechanic street.
Wednesday evening at an old fash
toned taffy pulling and HalIow-
cen party. The house was prettily
decorated in japanese lanterns and
the appointments ere in keeping
with the nature of the affair. The
guests had Jolly time during the
evening and were warm in their
praises Of the hospitality accorded
them by the host and hostess Lighr
Refreshments were served at a sea
sonable hour. Those present were:
Mr.. and Mrs. John ParrilI, Mrs.
Burkett, Misses Alice and Agnes
Mcdonald, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson.
and AIessrs. Camden G. Keller, G.
n. johnson, Sherman Jacox AMI
Joseph Mcdonald.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

4 BfG HIT. Murray s. MACKB6.
s. TFFEpB ES4I
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4 bic HIr. Mgnn.Y : MAoNgy.
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-
Mrs Peter III. Koblegard inform
M. an+or+o;noJ = number of friends
corner Coal. Tuesday evening com
to her sister, Mrs. Will
;am Posi- Of Bnckhannon, who is
;tnr bor The chief mode of
n+ertairmant was eucher. Mrs.
IoTn 7, Rnbl was awarded the la
Az hood nriye and Mrs. Dudley
Pritt ~" iopo bond nrize while Mr..
DnSIav Rritt was riven the gentle
mems beod prize and Mr.. Will
"a 49,. nv
'"nS asSsSsS
uondsor,o announcements read
% Mare sen+ ant Thurs
~ :"
aay A.. winiom Ieander
MT. ana MFS; Ni.A
~ arriao of their
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-11-01

mANTEp-BoAnp $50 RoeM "a,
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- dts6fd ondue
reported nlaI boys
sorted mostly and made
earty paf8 IS night som
.What Hideon, but d1dnotmdul8e 4nl
aIfE destructive Franks sCelai
functions much IN Evidence
and several yes ghtfnt a1adIs
were held
Mrs.sLea MaxgRaa entertained the
"wednesday Sewing Club At her att
tractiye home on the Milford road
yesterday afternoon An elaborate
turkey dinner was bountifully sery-
ed and the table was appropriately
and handsomely decorated with
small pumpkins, ears ofco4n, apples
and other things suitable to Halo
we1en. Every guest received q pref
tn souvenir. Those present were
Mrs. Lambert. Mrs. VIII Wallis,
Mrs. Harry Wade, Mrs. Edward
Wallis, Mrs Homer jackson, Mrs.
Flick, Of Wheeling. Mrs. Frank
Armstrong and Miss Lille Koble-
gard.
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Eor Lei.

al RENT4EIGHT EooM HOUSE,
and al modern eonHeniences
Vest Pike street 81 Cork
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aEEI 1lafo1E El9gH
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"a BIelHIr. MgRRA9 MAokHY..
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8, Special XpIuey
g6eas asNest,
af5 j. 10 9 ~
nd drawers SOC
ton down front or
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SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

a BIG HIT, Ay4g48N 4AoNe
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M8xedcoat foF chddren s4soto41oos
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
Our Railways.

The average number Of passengers
In each railroad train In the United
States In 1904 was 50.25. This repre-
sents a growth from about 80 train
In 1898, but is still far below the de-
velopment attained abroad. In 1898
Germany carried an average Of II per-
sons In each train, and India had the
large figure of $50. The development
Of the electric railway In this country
and the frequent train service help to
keep down the average. On each Of
the 212,OO0 miles Of railway In 1904
there were carried an average Of 104.-
1893 passengers. That is to say, the
aggregate passenger mileage Of the
country, according to the Railway
World, divided by the mileage OF the
track, gives the figure named. In Ger
many, as far back as 1893, this figure
was $4,000 persons; in France 1t was
2s3, 900 In 1897, in India $4,000 and
In Austria 214.OO0. The figures for
Great Britain are not obtainable.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
SELECTIONS
S1|St
STUDY FOR scULPToRS.
Modern Discus Thrower Strikes n
Graceful Attitude.

Modern Discus Thrower Strikes n
Graceful Attitude.
'If any of our sculptors are seeking
for new subject" remarked an artist
who was sitting through a set of ath-
ietic games at which Martin ]. Sheri-
dan was giving an exhibition of his
skill at throwing the discus, there is
the man for them TO study. Just
watch him the next time lie throws
the thing from my point of view and
see If you don't think they would be
rewarded for their study"
The spectator TO whom this remark
had been addressed kept his eye on
the hero of the Greek games from the
viewpoint Of his sculptural poSsibili-
ties, and this is the impression he re-
ceiyed: A tall young man in q white,
sleeveless jersey, running trunks and
black spiked shoes stood quietly out
In the middle of the field while q
smart summer shower dampened his
black hair until il was streaked down
over his low forehead. His chest was
unusually broad and deep, his Shout
NCAS c4udACs lhC VI his les
having their greatest development in
their long sinews rather than In cir
conference. His repose was the most
striking thing about him after his
muscular development, for he rarely
moved, talked little and laughed or
smiled less. 1t was plain he took his
work for the moment seriously.
4 II a.
the discus did he alter his manner,
except to grow more intense, If any
thing. Grasping the circular disk OF
wood and metal, he made one pre-
liminary and wide sweep of his body
and arms, the movement being no
ticeably slow, and then as he gathered
the necessary momentum he twirled
with almost incredible speed twice
around on his toes, the second revolu-
ton carrying upward until 1t seemed
as If be must necessarily leave the
ground and fly up into space, so full
Of the suggestion Of flying was the
tense, beautifully graceful figure.
As he rose on his toes in one OF
those revolutions of his body his fig
ure had more grace than that Of the
classical discus Thrower" and sug-
gested flying more than does Diana
on her tower or the angel futtering
before Sherman as he marches to the
sea.
Any sculptor who can create that
effect In bronze is likely to be ranked
among the masters Of his kind and
viii do something far and away above
the tinkling golf players or football
warriors that so far represent the
highest flights Of our sculptors in
works In the field Of sport.-New York
Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
Ab,ipth In the Class Room.

An amazing discovery has been made
In one of the communal schools OF
Paris. A class master noticed that aft
er 10 O'Clock every morning one Of his
pupils, little boy Of seven, seemed to
become a prey to fits Of delirium. He
thumped his neighbors and when re-
proved by the master rolled on the floor
shrieking and groaning like one pos
sessed. The child was constantly In
the habit Of asking leave Of absence
for a minute or two, and the master
had him watched. 1t was found that
he carried a small bottle Of absinth In
his pocket and took sip as often as
he could escape from the class room. 1t
has been proved that the child's mother
filed the bottle for him every morning
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
THE BROAD Ak.

Is for sale at the following news
stands:
The Afro-American News once,
a1o4 State Street
o. s. Smith News stand, and Barber
Shop 300 Dearborn st.
A. F. Tervalon. 134 W. 51st street
Cigar Store and News Stand.
Mrs. Nellie Phelps. Cigars. Notions
and News Stand, 131 w. 51st street.
Richard Pinn, 1896 State street
T. B. Halls Cigar Store and
Laundry once, 2s1 18th St
W. S. Cole, S54 ,Thirty-frst street,
cigars, tobacco and news stand.
w. S. Williams, Tonsorial Parlor,
3g9 21st st
]. R. Peters Cigars, Tobacco and
News Stand, 1913 E. 9th street
Mrs. A. E. Baker, Notions and News
Stand, 41s, Seth street.
Mrs. Kathyerine Hamlet, so28 Ar
mour Ave, cigars, tobacco, fancy gro
ceries and news stand.
w. P. Johnson, Notion Store and
News Stand 1904 State st.
Turner Williams Shaving ParIor
and News Stand, 1903 Armour ave.
Thompson Bros, Cigars, Tobacco
and News Stand, 26S6h State street.
b Davis. cigars. tobacco, and con-
feetionsry. $3.50 State st
whitley Bros. 2724 State St, Gents
furnishings and new stand.
ThS Stationery, 1910 sIAtS strOsE
Cigars. Tobacco and News stand.
The Afro-American News Co., 43s
W. 35th St, New York City, N. Y.
The Informer News Co., 1sS Ran
dolph St, Detroit, Mich
News items and advertisements Sen
at these places win ind their Way
into the columns q The Brood Al
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11

In Westboro, Me-, Percy III. Arnold
saw a deer the other day. The animal
allowed the man to approach it Ar
mold threw. his arms around the deers
neck. The deer sprang OF toward the
woods at great speed, and the man
was afraid to let 60. The deer rushed
through bushes and over walls In It's
endeavor to shake on Its strange bur
den. At last the deer brought up
against a tree, and as Mr.. Arnold had
no wind left after meeting the tree be
dropped OF. Arnold will be forced to
buy a new suit Of clothes to replace
the tattered rags which the bushes LEFT
him, when the doctor allows him out
once more.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
HUMoR OF THE HOUR
Too Funny.

Mister" said the bruised and bat
tered man as he entered the newspaper
Office, Il want you to stop my paper.
/ can't stand the comic page"
why" replied the clerk in surprise,
''our comic page is conceded to be the
funniest out"
That's just II, young man; 1t Is too
funny. Why, last night while l was
reading some OF the jokes in the kitchen
1 started TO laugh. and, by gum, i
laughed so loud l tilted my chair too
far back, upset six jars OF gOoseberry
preserves, knocked down the stove and
killed the cat. Then the old woman
came near killing me. SO l reckon you
better stop the paper."-Chicago News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
Rattle Mixing llaehine.

Fourteen years ago a bottle manu-
facturer, Claude Boucher, In Cognae.
France, was forced to close bis fac
tory By the continuous strikes and ex-
actions Of his employees. He then set
TO work to invent q machine for the
manufacture Of bottles This machine
is now In use In various parts Of the
country. one-quarter Of q million bot
ties are turned out by 1t daily. A
single machine produces 5000 bottles
IN twenty-fow hours, and any one can
learn to run It In week. The bottles
are stronger and look better than thsss
made by the blowerA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
NE PROVED HIS RIGHT.
II Was quite n Roundabout Way, but
He Got His Water.

He Got His Water.
western lawyer says that he was
,rc. in 4 court in Missouri when a
-orrr man most fastidiously dressed
ssrnrered into the temple of justice
Zora Of the officials of the court had
orar seen him before, and as the pro-
cocdfuss were unimportant and some
,,-bat tedious it CHANGED that the
Granger attracted some attention. On
Ms mart he eyed the judge narrowly,
s;zcj I'D all the attorneys, drummed
I,,TIy ON the bench In front Of him
ond finally rose and sauntered up to the
bsr where he poured out for himself a
class Of iced water.
The Judge presiding, a nervous and
.ostv old fellow, had himself observed
tba Young man and by his frowns had
civpn evidence of his disapproval
when the stranger had boldly marched
nm IN the bar and had taken the water
II looked as if the judge would boil
over with Indignation at this exhibition
of temerity, amounting almost to con-
tanpt. That water, sir" reared the
iudce. sis for attorneys and other Off
Gals Of this court"
Whereupon the strange young man
turped red and left the courtroom. But
tbe court was to see more of him, for
in about half an hour he returned, bear
inc in his hand a roll Of parchment.
The Judge now glared at him in the
most savage manner, but the young
man finched not. Finally, during lull
in the proceedings, the eccentric young
person addressed the court:
Your honor"
What is it, sir?"
q wish, your honor, to submit to
this honorable court my certificate Of
admission TO practice In the supreme
court and all other courts Of this state"
We'll. what of thatY' growled his
honor.
Simply this, your honor. Now that
1 have presented the proofs Of my ad-
mission to the bar / would move the
court that l be permitted to drink from
the official pitcher"
The young attorney got his water
LIppincott's Magazine.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
HOnenf Man.

will you love me when / am old2'
asked the kittenish damsel with the
corkscrew curls, the false frizzes, the
suspiciously bright teeth and the large
bank account.
why, l love you now, don't II
asked the plain, everyday, matter OF
fact, undiplomatic man who was trying
to provide for his future.
And, oh. brethren, the yoiceless wind
that drifts across the open polar sea
was a hot wave compared to the at
mosphere that surrounded him In O
minute-Judge.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
InreaHHfic.

The heroine was supposed to fall in a
fit when the climax Of the play was
reached.
Huh she exclaimed as she sur
veyed her new gown in a mirror. at
looks like I'd have to fall in a misfit
tonight"
And the villain still pursued her,
Chicago News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
No Time For Extras.

Tiny Sister crushing into big sisters
rOoml-Please hurry, Lulu. Mr.. White
Is downstairs.
Lulu very grandly, while she dabs
her face with the powder pufn-Very
well, dear. I'll be down.
Tiny Sister nervouslyl-Oh, please
don't wait to shave.-Woman's Home
Companion.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
An Early Bird.

"Procrastination is a dangerous
thing in business, isn't itT' said the
young man who is anxious to learn.
i should say So" answered Dustin
StaI. You don't know how thankful
am that / made my pile before all
that furore for Investigation started
in."-Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
willing to Comnromine.

well, it's no use your kickin',"
growled the cashier Of the restaurant
finally. You ct the food, an arguin'
about it won't help
That's So" said the disguised pa
iron. Let's forgive and forget"
"Eh?
'I'll forgive that miserable meal II
you'll forget that 1 had it."-Philadel-
phia Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
Progressive.

"Why have you changed your opinion
in that matterT'
my dear SIR" answered Senator
Sorgum, Il am far too progressive in
my ideas to hold on to an out of date
opinion when l find can replace 1t
with one that is modern, convenient
and profitable. "-Washingt Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
She WouIdn,t BE Fooled.

'why do you want a dIvorce?' asked
the lawyer.
81 have had my husband Swallowed
by private detectives for six weeks"
she replied, "and they report that he
Is innocent. 1t looks very suspicious.
he has probably bought them over."--
Chicago Record Herald.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
RenlY Courteous.

as your machine broker" inquired
the wayfarer. observing the chauffeur
prone beneath 1t and perspiring might
lily.
mot very well, thank you" replied
the chauffeur. 1T SHE'D at that last
bridge, bucked a few times and now
1t has balked."-Houston Post.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
Bo.ton ExeIuaixeness.

Mrs. Newrich Of New York-Did you
battle during your recent visit to At
lantic City,
Mrs. Emerson Saltonstall Of Boston
No. had intended to do so, but an
other lady was using the ocean!-New
York Life.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
Up In Geography.

Piggmus-Dobson writes me that
while exploring the banks Of the Nile
he had to shin up a palm tree to es-
cape CROCODILE.
Dismukes-So he's having adventures
In a foreign climb, eh?-American
Spectator
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11

Il can't understand what there is 50
attractive about Emily. She hasn't
any accomplishments. All she does Is
to talk little and smile a great deal"
That's enough, isn't itr'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
An Imnrorement.

"Say. Weary, here's a queer bit o.
readin' dat says you amt to go In
swimmin' after eatin'."
Oats good advice, Wobbly. But
kin improve on it."
"How kin you, Weary"
by not goin' in swimmin' before
eatin' either."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
shouId Re EIeetroeuted.

''what do you think Of that paint
mgr" asked Mrs. Neurich, pointing to
q recent art purchase.
81 think" rejolned the critical friend,
that hanging Is too good for ITCH
cago News
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-08-11
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