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good friend Of the Americans
THAT is all right said Gen. Bliss,
we do not wish to resort to force.
either: but tell him we've got to have
the COW returned
And forthwith the sultan mounted
an Arablike little steed and rode away
on his green and silken saddle. Be
side him trotted his servant, shading
his master frYu the sun.
Perhaps no better figure in all the
world could be found for comic opera
material than the Sultan OF Sulu. He
is superb. magnificent. ignorant.
naughty. You recall, perhaps, that
he was reputed to have proposed to
Alice Roosevelt when she visited his
palace. He gave her various costly
presents.
The sultan is the Beau Brummel of
his kingdom. He wears high-heeled
patent leather slippers, red silk stock.
ings. which enclose black trousers
the stockings being worn on the out
side Of the trousers so as to exhibit
his garters. which are adorned with
magnificent buckles, of which the sui
tan b. very proud. Then his majesty
wears some giddy blouses that would
make a bargain counter look pale.
The sultan's immediate followers
arc devoted to him. Among the
Moros personsonal allegiance is very
strong. His religion, the Koran, tells
the Moro that he must implicitly Obey
the orders OF his chief and will fight
with him I'm wars while his brother
will fight against him, provided he
is iu uniform OF the Philippine con
stabulary. which are troops OF nativ,
Moro soldiers oHccred by men from
1.-The American army.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-23

4 Georgia schoolboy wrote compo.
sitiun last week on the advantages OF
railroads to a country. lie told how
this had helped the advance In the
price Of lands from ffty cents and 81
am acre to $50 aud $50 and he spoke
uf the quick delivery Of the mails, the
speed Of newspapers, books and learn
ling. "a, .,,cning ol mines, the building
ur mills and furnaces aud the employ
mDut of a million and a half people
at good wages. In closing hc sald'
"Thon the railroads are a great adyan
tagc and blessing to candidates toI
office. enabling them to travel quickly
| from place To place, covering many
counties zoo @ hurry and making
speeches. dcuouncing the roads. o.
| Kansas City star
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-23
Ardmore Testimony.

HflmorS eStimony.
W r. Wood, grocer. at the corner
OF b and Eighth Ave. n. T., and living
at S21 b 81. n. T., Ardmore. /. r..
says: you can state for me that
Doan's Kidney Pills are a most val.
liable remedy for backache and kid.
ney trouble, | used 10 be annoyed
great deal with my back which almost
constantly panied and ached so badly
as 10 keep me in misery. when the
trouble was at its worst the
action of the kidney secre-
tions was disordered and there
was a painful sensation during pas
sage when the secretions were scan
~. This gave me considerable uneasi.
ness as | knew these symptoms are
signs OF serious kidney complaint. |
heard and read great deal Of Doan's
Kidney Pills and went 10 w. b.
Frames drug store and got a box. |
found them exactly as represented,
They relieved the pains in my back
and corrected the action OF the kid
neys so that the secretions became
ncrmal and natural"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-23

That troublesome pain In the small
OF the back points straight to kidney
sickness. Backache will not leave OF
its own accord, nor will sick kidneys
cure themselves. Every day OF neglect
makes the case harder,
Don't make light Of a pain In the
back. II means there Is congestion ana
Inflammation In the kidneys-that the
kidneys are clogged and inactive,
can't do their whole duty OF altering
the blood. It means the circulation Of
impure blod throughout the body, a
weakening OF every nerve, muscle and
vital organ,
Inactive kidneys cause rheumatism,
neuralgia, eout, headaches, dizzy
spells. nausea, indigestion, weak
heart, gravel stone in the kidneys,
dropsy, too frequent passages Of urine,
and other urinary disorders There is
a constant tendency towards fatal di'
abetes or Bright's disease.
When you first feel pain in the small
OF the back, or first notice anything
wrong with the urine, don't delay a
moment. Give the kidneys the help
they need.
Doan's kidney pills have a quick
and dirJct action ON the kidneys
They drive out the poisons that infest
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SULTAN TELLS
OF HIS HAREM
FORTY WIVES AT ONE TIME AND
NO souA65LlNe.
He Is a Good Friend Of the Americans
Thought no Better Figure Could
be Found in the World for
Comic Opera Material.

Jolo. sulu Islands. Aug, 22.-"The
reason that I am able to have forty
wives at the same time and keep them
from squabbling," said the Sultan of
sulu. is because ! do not permit more
than one of them to be in the same
room at the same time
This was translated by Herman
schuck. who was born of German pa
rents down here in the islands about
thirty.fve years ago. Herman's iath.
or stuck. and Herman stuck. and now
he can speak the language like ma
tive.
please ask the sultan" ! said, how
Il is that, though his imperial palace
is splendidly hospitable 1t seems rath-
or small and scarcely able to contain
forty rooms for the housing of forty
separate wives; how, again, 1t hs that
It can comfortably contain this ample
harom?
"Tho sultan says" said Mr.. S"nuck.
that he has many brothers. and many
cousins. and many uncles and several
friends. and with these he keeps most
OF his wives, ana he would be very
glad II. some day, you would stop at
his palace. because he thinks that the
Americans are his very good
friends
1hercupon Schuck. the sultan and
Gen. Tascar l.. Bliss. commanding the
department Of Mindaueo. entered upon
a discussion concerning stolen COW
which animal Gen. Bliss desired TO re
store to It's owner, a brother Of th,
sultan. without stirring up AN incip
lent revolution.
THE sultan says said Mr.. SchucS
that he is not able to order the COW
to be brought I'm, as once he Nigh
have done. for the reason that man!
of his subjects will no longer obe.
him. Since the Americans came h'
has no more power over them he doe
not wish to resort to force, and he &
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-23
War Analnst consumptlon.

All nations are endelyorlng 20
check the ravages OF consumption
the white plague" that claims 50
many victims each year. oleY's Hon
ey and Tar cures coughs and colds
perfectly and you are In no danger
OF consumption. Do not risk you
health by taking some unknown prepa
ration when Foley's Honey and Tai
Is safe and certain In results. 7
genuine is in a yellow package n
man Drug Co., City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-23
G. q. Burhan Testihes After -Four
Years.

G.. y. Brprhans OF Carlisle Center,
n ". writes: About four years ago
wrote you stating that had been
entirely cured OF a severe kidney trou'
BILE by taking less than two bottles of
Foley's Kidney Cure. 1t entirely stop
ped the brick dust sediment, and pain
and symptoms Of kidney disease dis
appeared. am glad to say that have
never had return OF any OF those
symptoms during the four years that
have elapsed and am evidently cured
TO stay cured. and heartily recommend
Foley's Kidney Cure to any one suf
ferIng from kidney or bladder trou
BILE" Hoffman Drug Co.. City Drug
Store.
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and nobody ever heard Of any such
person. Are you sure you've got her
name right, Mr. Martin?"--Youth's
Companion.
Sam Small, the eloquent evangelist,
whom DR.. Torrey re-converted. was
talking in Atlanta about human ma.
ure.
Human nature" he said has a
lot of cussedness In it. Men like to
do bad things rather than good things.
They even take a pride In being bad.
They boast about their wickednBs.
.They seem to be born that way.
u once saw handsome. bright lit
tie chap OF eight or nine sitting under
au apple tree reading a book.
There's a fine little fellow,
thought. a cleanminded. manly little
chap. I'll see what his ambition is'
Mud I approached the boy patted
him ON the head. aud said:
Well. my young friend, what i.
your AMBITION
I'D like. said the boy. TO have peo
| pie tremble like aspen leaves at tbs
mere mention Of my name New
Orleans States.
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The editor of the Morning Thunder.
bolt, who was writing an article on
the evil effect OF the excessive use OF
tobacco, needed a little more informa.
ton. Turning to his assistant a new
man on the paper lac said:
"Mr. Grnlth, wish you would find
out all you can about angina pectoris
and let me know as soon as possible" ."
Mr.. Griffith left the room with alac.
rity. He was gone fifteen or twenty
minutes, and when he returned his
face wore a worried look.
Well you've been long enough
about IT, said the editor What
have you learned?"
Well" answered the assistant
I've looked in the city directory
and there's no such name as Angina
Pectoris In Il; I've searched all
through the Office library, and there's
no biography OF Angina Pectoris; I've
inquired of everybody In the building
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the blood, cleanse and stimulate the
kidneys, regulate the urine, cure back.
ache, dizziness and languor and per-
manently heal the kidneys.
The best proof we can offer the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-23

some years ago when Attorney Cen.
eral Moody was district attorney In
Essex county an arson case was tried,
in which the late Hon. II. W. Moulton
was one OF the counsel for the de-
fenso.
Among the Witnesses for the prose
cution was a boy, who testified that a
little after Q o'clock, a short time pre-
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vious to the discovery of the fire, he
saw the defendant not far from the
building in which it started Being
asked. on cross-examination how he
was sure of the time. he replied that
he looked at clock as he came out
OF a store and saw that 1t was 3
O'Clock
Then he was asked II il was custom.
AIRY for boys of his age to look at
clocks to see at what time they left
any store they happened to visit.
He answered: My father told me
to be home before . o'clock, and |
thought ! would see how late was
Then" said Mr.. Moulton we are
to believe that you are no nearer tell.
ing the truth now than YOU were then
to minding your father?'
u am under oath to tell the truth. ~
the boy replied. "and ! am telling it.
/ wasn't under oath to mind my faith.
er."-Boston Herald.
4 bishop addressing Sunday school
class said:
only thing. children, In Africa
there are 1OOOO,OO0 square miles OF
territory without single Sunday
school where little boys and girls can
spend their Sundays Now what
should we try to save our money to
doc"
Go to Africa responded the class
in unison.-EXchangC
The bravery Of young men, said
Rear Admiral Buhlor at Atlantic city
lis fact that shall never cease tC
marvel over Did you ever hear Of q
hope too forlorn. a risk too over
whelming. for the young men of th'
armies and nayics of the world 10 un
dcrtake2 used TO know boy VIII,
was brave enough but reckless, care
less. pXtravagant. Tie accumulated
grca' quantity of debts Ills fathe
gave him o talking to one day. SUI
poss. hc said. that ! should De takel
away suddenly what would become O
you? ia stay here, the boy answer
led. smiling. Tho question Is. Yha
would become Of you?'-Kansas Cit
STAR
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lu a small country church near llar.
risburg not long since, little child
was brought forward for baptism.
The young minister taking the little
one I'm his arms. spoke hs follows:
Beloved hearers, no one can fore.
tell the future of this little child. He
may grow up to be great astronomer
like Sir Isaac Newton or a great ora.
tor like Patrick Henry, and II Is pos
sible that he might become the prosi
dent Of the United States
Turning to the mother he inquired
What is the name OF the child?"
MARY Ann was the reply.-EX
change.
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DOES YOUR BACK EVER ACHE?

great merit Of Doans Kidney pills is
testimony Of residents in this city
who have used the remedy.
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NEWSPAPER cHAFF.

Toachcr-What IS the first step to.
ward the digestion of food?
Bright Eoy-Bitng it on.-Chicago
News.
=
Mamma-Did you cry when you fell
down and sollcd your new dress?
small Doruthy-No mamma; hut !
felt awful damp inside.-Chicago
News.
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CARPENTERS AND JoINERs' Oh
AMERICA. No. 102S-Meets ever!
Thursday night. 1880, at UnioI
Hall b. +. Cox. president; ID. n
Ferguson. secretary.
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INTERNATIONAL BROTHERHOOD
OF ELECTRICAL WORKERS
Meets second and fourth Frlda!
nights OF each month. Il. NJ. Parker
president; A. A. Holcomb. seers
taIy.
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BARRIERS JOuRNEYMEN INTER
NATIONAL UNION-Meets mrs,
Snd third Monday nights In each
month. Jim wilkins, president: III
mer Wrigit. secretary.
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4 + + !. + + + = = = = = =
LOCAL UNIONS.
4 4 4 Z Z 4 4 Z . 4 = . = = .

THE ARDMORE TYPOGRAPHICAL
UNION. No 6i9.-Meets first Fri
hoy In each month at 5:l5 p. m az
Union Hall. J. W. Golledge, PrCs,-
dent; D. Is. Gaines. Secretary.
BARRIERS JOuRNEYMEN INTER
snd third Monday nights In each
month. Jim wilkins, president: III
mer Wrigdt. secretary.
CARPENTERS AND JoINERs' or
AMERICA. No. 102S--Meets every
Thursday night. 1880, at Union
Hall. b. f. Cox, president; ID. \
Ferguson. secretary.
INTERNATIONAL BROTHERHOOD
OF ELECTRICAL WORKERS
Meets second and fourth Friday
nights OF each month. Il. NJ. Parker
president: A. A. Holcomb. seers
taIy.
RETAIL CLERKS |. p. UNION. No
G35-Meets second and fourth Moa
day nights In esch month. Louis
S. shelkowlts. president. l. B. Horn
secretary.
BRICKI.AYERS', MASoNS AND
PLASTERERS INTERNATIONAL
UNION No. 9--Meets every Satur
day night ]. II. Dixon. president,
A. b. Brown. secretary.
PAINTERS, DECORATORS AND PA
PER.HANGERS UNION NO. 22S.-
Meets the second and fourth Satur'
day nights OF each month at Union
Hall.
T. ]. WAGES. President
T, G. WARNER. Secretary.
TRANSFERS. UNION, No. 5sS-J
II. DeArmond, president; q. W
Young, secretary.
ARDMORE TRADES COUNCIL
Meets first and third Friday nights
In each month at Labor Hall. w,
Z. Reaves, president; d. n. Fergu-
son. gecretarv.
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RETAIL CLERKS l. p. UNION. No
G35-Meets second and fourth Moo
day nights In esch month. Louis
S. shelkowits. president, l.. b. Horn
secretary.
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TRANSFERS UNION. No. 5sS-J
II. DeArmond. president; q. W
Young, secretary.
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BRICKI.AYERS', MASONS AND
PLASTERERS INTERNATIONAL
UNION No. 9--Meets every Satur
day night ]. II. Dixon. president,
A. B. Brown. secretary.
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ARDMORE TRADES COUNCIL
Meets first and third Friday nights
In each month at Labor Hall. w.
Z. Reaves, president; d. n Fergu'
son, secretarv.
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T. J. WAGES. President.
T, c. WARNER. Secretary.
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PAINTERS, DECORATORS AND PA
PER.HANGERS UNION NO. 22s.-
Meets the second and fourth satur
day nights Of each month at Union
Hall.
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
Threat to Sue District
For False Imprisonment
St Louis Man Claims He Was MiStreated by
the Washington Police and Demands
Heavy Damages.

and put under arrest. Without an ex-
animation. the attorneys state. their
client was sent to a police station and
several hours later taken to the Gov
ernment Hospital for the Insane. where
he was detained for a week in spite OF
his protest before he was finally re-
leased
Major Richard Sylve5tcr's report on
the case. which he submitted TO the
Commissioners. differs somewhat from
the attorneys allegations He states
that Bell went 10 the Police Headquar-
ters and complained that some unknown
persons were endeavOTing to Kill him by
poisoning his food. The mans actions,
Major Sylvester says. convinced him
that he was demented. He advised that
he be examined by two police surgeons.
who decided he was a fit subject for hos
pital treatment A certificate to that
effect was issued by Major Sylvester in
his report on the case.
The Washington times., 1906-09-30

Growing out of what he alleges
false Imprisonment and rough treatment
at the hands Of the Washington ponce
Charles II. Bell. ST Louis business
man, has announced his Intention OF
suing the District for heavy damages
This information came to the notice OF
rbe District Commissioners yesterday
through a letter from Messrs- Bishop
and Cobb, OF St. Louis, who have been
retained by Bell 10 begin the action.
Aftsr a brief investigation. the Commits
sioners referred the matter TO Corpora
tioD Counsel Thomas for advice.
According TO the attorneys their
client, while in Washington. asked as
sistance at the Police Headquarters in
locating persons whom he declared had
annoyed him In various unpleasant
ways, They state further that after Mr.,
Bell told his story TO the policeman as
signed 10 investigate the charges. he was
accused of suffering from hallucinations
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
LINTHICUM SCHOOL
OPENS TOMORROW
Begins Thirty-second Yea
With Accommodations forr
200 Students.

Iiuthicum Institute, which IS TO
Georgetown in a large measure what
Girard College IS to Philadelpha1 wib
cpcn for the thirty second year on
Monday evening, october !, at l;5J
o'clock. The school has a large build
ing devoted to it's use at 52.6 O street,
which besides T. large hall and ahun-
dance Of basement room, has aecOmmo-
dations FOR over 20 seudents.
The school is u free night Institution,
open 10 ali white lyen and boys. espeC-
islly 70 those who have 70 work durir &
the day. and Is maintained by prl-
vate endowment. 1t has for years taken
tie place Of free public night school
for Georgetown, teaching nothing but
practical business subjects and httinH
its students with a good education for
their own advancement in the world
The curriculum, Includes pcnmanship,
bookkeeping, arithmetic. algebra. geo
merry, commercial law, mechanical and
architectural drawing. freehand draw
ing, spelling, English. and shorthand.
The prospective student can select such
studies az desired, II not being obliga-
tory 10 take up every study. Each
night a different class meets. the school
being open every nighC OF the week eX-
cept Saturday, from TO 9 O'Clock.
As "a further induceHent TO regular at
tendance ana progress in studies NJ tina
close OF The year special prizes In gold
are given. Three cash prizes are award
ed, one OF S25. "a second Of SIS. and q
third Of $40 In addition a special prize
is given In the department Of mechanl-
cal ard architectural drawing. consist
ing Of complete set OF drawing in
strumenls. 10 the student. making tho
most satisfactory showing In that de-
partment
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
FELL FROM WAGON.

llling from the seat of a wagon in
TVining City, John H Soper, thirty
ive years old, - Centerville. Nd, re-
ceived an ugly Eash on his head last
night. He was carried TO the Wash
ington Asylum Hospital After several
stitches had been taken by surgeons
he again climbed TO the seat and drove
away.
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
LAISE-PHILLIPS

SELECT SCHOOL,
Appeals to CAREFUL PARENTS and WELL
BRED GIRLS who value really correct en-
vironment and the best a sCnooI can give. All
grades Preparatory and two years of col
Iegs work Art Music. and T. E.ucution Small
classes Special care given Co each pupil
Native teachers Of French German and Span
ish Pupils received for special work
Mrs j. SYLVESTER PHILLIPS. Prin.
se22-9Gt 1921 Conn. ave
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
Strayer'S

BUSINESS COLLEGE. nth & T SITS. NV
over 100 sypeWrters in building. Eight ez-
penenced instructors in all commercial
branches. including Shorthand. Type writing.
and Civil Service preparation New students
are enrolling daily. Call. write. OF phone
Main 2ss0 for catalogue over 20 students
uaEt EalT
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
Friends School,
COEDUCATION
Begins ItE TWenty-fourth year,
September "a.
ERTRILRX INTERMEDIATES AND

HIGH SCHOOL DEPARTMEHTs
II has prepared students for more tua8
twenty colleges, ard IS accredited 90 those
which admit on certificate small classes
under thorough and experienced teaci sTs.
High moral and Intellectual standards With
stmI Ia ana direct methods.
Three buildings. designed for school rur-
poses The equipment includes new Iablra-
tories art ana manual training departments.
library and study hall. lunch room, gym
nasium. ana playground.
Catalogues at The book stores or from the
principal THOMAS " SIDWELL.
ls1s-lsI7 1 street northwest.
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
WASHINGTON COLLEGE OF LAW

1873 New York ave reopens Monday Oc-
t0ber J. Z p. m. Public invited. evening ses-
sIons. three-year course leading 20 degree OF
Bachelor of Laws. Graduate courses one
wear. Master oe Laws. open 20 women and
men properly qualified. Tuition. SO per year.
Catalogues at book stores. For information
apply 20
ElIea Spencer AIussey, LL.. n, Dean.
Phone Mss fl5 Fifth ST. NV
The Washington times., 1906-09-30

HUNTING FOR A BUYER
for anything whatever-is a
pretty hard task If you have
to do It In person; and a pref
ty easy one If you do it by
want al"
The Washington times., 1906-09-30
FLINT SCHOOL OF MUSIC

CVIOLIN AND PIANO., 1913 . ST. NV.
Private Lessons at Conservatory Prices. %
Terms S. per month, including theory.
EUROPEAN GRADUATE TEACHERS
The Washington times., 1906-09-30

twenty-four. but who had had a years
experience. as compared with one who
stood number fourteen, but who had not
taught, he replied he could not answer
my question exactly. but that The year
experience as a teacher should count
for a great deal.
II IS difficult 20 see. therefore. on
what ground criticism is hurled al Dr
Montgomery, since in making the recent
appointments. which includes graduate
OF the normal school whose marks were
comparatively poor but who had had
experience as teachers, no was simply
carrying out instructions given hIm by
the superintendent and approved by the
board.
Mistakes Magnifed BY Malice.
IF people wish 10 nEd duplicity and
treachery among the colored school Of
hcials they viii probably have little
difficulty In discovering something on
which 10 base their suspicious and ac-
cusations. 1t is very easy 70 magnify
o mistake into malice il one allows
himself 10 fall into that state OF mind
Until school affairs assume their nor
mai proportions and all who are con
nected with the schools understand the
new laws anu totitl4t4hNr more tNUIUlFE-
ly than we do both the school officials
themselves and the general public should
refrain from fault finding and whole
sale denunciatou OF anybody.
For Dr. Chancellor himself as / have
already said, ! have the highest ad-
mirstiou. The school board might have
searched diligently and long before
finding his equal lie is coura ge0us.
sympathetic and absolutely just. He
has come into our schools under the
most trying circumstance imaginable.
From the day he set foot on this soil
till this minute be has been besieged.
impOrtuued. and hombarded with peti-
tions enough 70 set the average man
crazy. and yet he has pursued the even
-en0T OF his way. trying his level best
comply with reasonable requests.
whenever possible. and deal justly with
all. So Ions as ! remain on the school
board 1 intend 10 give him my lOvaI
support At the same time / know IL
Is possible for the wisest TO make mis-
takes particularly in a time of stress
and storm.
MARY CHURCH TERRELL,
'-8z6 q Street Northwest