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The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17

While beheading chickens Wednes.
day morning, Bert Miller nearly cut a
finger Off. DIR Robinson found Il ne
cessary TO put in three stitches to close
the wound.
Buy a Brussels Carpet Sweeper
the only thing no dust. Ameri-
can Fork Coop
Preventics, as the name implies, pre-
vent all colds and grippe when, taken
ut sneeze stage"
Preventics are toothsome candy tab
let's. Prcventics dissapates all colds
quickly, and taken early when you first
feel that cold Is coming. they check
and prevent them. Prcventics are thor
oughly safe for children. and as effec-
tual for adults. Sold and recommend
ed In cent and rs cent boxes by the
American Fork Drug Co. and William
Thornton.
Use the "Lisk" grant ware
best made; large assortment, all
sizes at American Fork Coop.
The finest line Of Iron Beds
ever carried by us can now be
seen in our furniture department
American Fork Coop.
II you like coffee but dare not drink
II, try DIR Shops Health coffee. I,
is srue that real coffee does disturb the
stomach, heart and kidneys. But ID
Shops Health Coffee has not grair
OF true coll ee In II. Being made from
parched grains, malt, etc, Il forms Q
wholesome, food-like drink, yet having
the true flavor Of Old Java and Moch,
Coffee. Made In a minute" Call a,
our store for free sample. Sold b,
American Fork Drug Company ant
VIM. Thornton.
The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17
Mi6i5NiiylyiiigR p E!Rg!9t sRss9s
RIDGpANIE WE5ltssNe@
Current Tine Table.
EAST ROUND.

EAST BOUND.
No, s-FOr Silver City, kureka. " Pay
soa and intermediate points, $500 pm.
No. lO-FOr MaTysyale, Richheld
Manti, Mount Pleasant, Provo aud IN
tormsdiaIs points, departs s.65a.
WEST BOUND.
No. For Ogden, Salt Lake, Bing'
han, L.shi aud intermediate points de-
pans l2'Ss p, m,
No For Salt Lake, Bingham Lehl
and intermediate points departs SIS
n. IN,
No, For Salt Lake Park City,
Lehi and Intermediate points departs
A.60 ?, IN,
Connections made at Provo, Spring.
Vile aud Thistle JET. with all through
sastbound trains.
All through trains carry dining and
sleeping cars
Connections made Al Ogden for all
points west,
SIX, HOOPER, G p, st, A.
j. A, bEEToE, Gen, Agt Pass Dept.
Z, a. SToRRs Local Agsus.
The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17

The new Pure Food and Drug Law
will mark Il on the label Of every cough
cure containing opium, chloroform, or
any other supplying or poisonous drug
But il passes DIR Shops Cough Cure
as made for 20 years, entirely free,
DIR Shops Cough Cure is absolutely
safe for the youngest babe and Il cures
il does not simply suppress, Get q
safe and reliable Cough Cure, by simp.
" insisting on having DIR Shops. Let
the law be your protection. We cheer
fully recommend and sell it.-Americar
Fork Drug Company and VIM, Thornton
The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17
Names Game Disappearing.

II appears that Maine is still In need
OF further measures TO protect her big
game The state cannot hold her own
much longer as hunting ground un'
less some steps are taken to limit the
season. For the last few years about
1900 deer have been killed annually
and 800 oose.-Boston Transcript
The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17
The Rise Of Canada,

Canada Is no longer a colony-the
word Is parochial. misleading. obso'
lete. and serves but to duh the imagi'
nation. Canada in the last two de.
cades has become a nation. and more
than any ordinary conception OF that
name can signlfy.-vlctorla (B, c.
Times.
The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17

II you want 70 subscribe fos any OF
the leading magazines or periodicals.,
speak TO William Grant, the news man.
Subscription will be received by Mr.
Grant for the Citizen.
The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17
AROUND THE TOWN.

Postmaster Peters made q
business trip to Salt Lake Tues
day.
John Buchi ex-deputy Sheriff
of Provo is assisting in the book
keeping department Of the Amer
lean Fork Coop.
If you have not purchased a
Neck Fur, come and see our line;
American Fork Coop.
If you have a fat Hog, Veal or
Beat consult-E. H. Boley, he pays
highest cash price.
en-. Hansen treated the Citi-
zen force this week to some very
fine specimens of the Ben Davis
apple. Mr.. Hansen raised 400 bu.
of this variety this season.
M. o. Randolph returned home
the first of the week from the
northern part Of the State where
he has been working in the inter
est of the Live Fence Company.
The Public school faculty with
the assistance of marshall Logs
don are beginning to enforce the
compulsory attendance Of all
those who come within school age.
Try a glass of California Orange
cider. Five cents a glass, at Lowe
a. Co.
The sugar factory's pay day
this week, both for the farmers
and factory hands has put con-
siderable money in circulation in
this neighborhood.
II in need of glasses give me q
call, | am not here today and way
tomorrow. My prices are within
reach and my work Is absolutely
guaranteed.-Dell Chapman.
George Summerville who has
been having q very serious ear
trouble, for which several oper-
I, atoms have been necessary, is rap
idly regaining his health.
Pure home made sogum at the
American Fork Coop.
Highest cash price paid for
Hides and Pelts-E.H. Boley.
Mrs. Rosana Miller who has
\ heen sick for some time in vettinU
strong again.
II you try our mince pie and cot.
fee, you will continue to ask for
them, Lowe & Co.
Fresh shrimps and Oysters re.
ceived every Thursday evening"
Ell. Boley.
Mrs. Chas. Preston of Twin
Falls, Idaho, is here visiting rela.
tives.
See the Coles Hot Blast High
oven Ranges at the Coop.
Ned Wild came down from the
Whirlwind mine Tuesday. He
brings a good report Of the con.
dition of that property.
Need a good cathartic? Apill 10 hes,
Say pill like DeWitt's Little Earl,
Risers. About the most reliable on thu
market. Sold by the American Forl
Drug Company.
b. Adams left Thursday fol-
Simpson Springs, where his sheer
are now located.
See the window display of new
Fleece Downg for Winter Komo
es-Am. Fork Coop.
The conjoint program as rem
dered by the Mia. in Scienc,
hall Sunday evening drew consid
cradle favorable comment.
NH. Ingersoll returned HON,
from the shepherd Wednesday
He reports the sheep looking fine
LADIES-lt will pay you L
see me before buying your Fall an,
Winter Suits or coats; Mrs w. Z
Kennedy.
Eleeta the little daughter of ]
b. Miller has been i'll this week
but is now improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Brinton O
Salt Lake were the guests las
week of Miss Julia Brown.
The Co-op's display of Thanks
giving Table Linen is about tn
incest thing out.
Mr. and Mrs Andrew Adamso
Sr. of Salt Lake spent Tesda
and Wednesday in this city.
The home of James r. Dolme
was the scene of a social picni
surprise party Saturday night
About thirty of the relatives an
neighbors gathered there an
passed the evening with game
and an impromptu program
The Citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1903-1912, 1906-11-17

surely and with satisfaction. Itching,
painful, protruding or blind piles disap-
pear like magic by the its use. Large,
Nickel Capped jars, 80 cents. Sold by
the American Fork Drug Co. and Will
lam Thornton.
Mrs. ST.. Chapman was a Provo
visitor Sunday.
Sheriff Harmon was a visitor
here Wednesday and Thursday.
The Chipman hack meets all
trains. Call us up; phone Ga
Bert Pike, the skating rink man
Of Pleasant Grove spent Thurs
day here.
For nice cup OF coffee and
hot pie call at Lowe & Co.
C. G. Patterson of Taylorsville
spent part Of the week in this
city.
SEWING MACHINE-New and lat
est improved; not sold at trust prices,
yon can afford to own one. Grants
Emporium.
Miss Maggie Potter of Bartlette
Iowa, who came to American Fork
about six weeks ago, for her
health and an extended visit with
relatives here, returned home
Tuesday.
Our line Of mems dress shirts
can't be egualed in the City
American Fork Coop.
Mrs E. H. Stout and Mrs W.
d. Edmond returned home Sum
day after spending a week with
Salt Lake friends.
Good for everything salve Is used
for and especially recommended for
piles. That 10 what we say of DeWitts
Witch Hazel salve. On the market for
years and q standby In thousands of
families. Get DeWitt's. Sold by Ameri-
can Fork Drug Company.
Miss Hazel Robinson of Bing-
, ham is here visiting with friends.
Mrs. H. Dunkley and daughter
Cady left Wednesday for a ten
days visit at Salt Lake City. oN'
All the latest Fdr-in-hand ties
can be found ut the American
Fork Coop. 10.
Mrs. Roy Roberts Of Lehi spent
thursday in this city.
Cash paid for farm produce at
the Coop.
Lester Loveless Of Salt Lake
spent part of the week here with
his brother w. d. Loveless.
Isaac Boley is convalesing from
a siege of typhoid fever.
Mrs Rosa Bromley left Thurs.
day for Bingham where she will
spend q week with her daughter
Mrs c. ]. Wright.
1
American Fork Coop shipped
several car loads OF potatoes TINS
week.
Mr. and Mrs C.G Wright were
visitors at Lehi SUNDAY.
Fresh Fish, Salmon, Striped
Bass and Hallibut, every Friday,
e. H. Boley.
Josh Creenwood ~ Fillmor,
snent Spndav in th;s c;tv with rel.
atives and friends.
The Misses Louie and Jenni,
Bromley spent Sunday at Lehi.
Dave, the eight year old son Of JOSEPH
Kelley received badly fractured thi q
last MONDAY while riding morse pha =, s,n rI'
tree a. broke and flyina back struck IN,
wy
Lost-A pair OF spectaeles IN case
somewhere os'ween S " pas, n,ee !,
Mrs Adams at Boley Mere. and receiy,
reward.
Mics Cora Thorr,or ~ this cit,
| WIZ hsoht We ss'se 49,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21

Some people look for work with the
same enthusiasm that they would look
for a needle in a havstack.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21

-Hc-"How did it affect you when
you were first divorced" Shc-"Oh, l
was thoroughly unnamed"
The Poet--"Ah, have lots of poetry
in my soul" The Editor-"Yes, the
trouble is you don't keep it there"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21
Poca1lontas.

POcahCntaS is the name of a new
romantic drama written by George Fred
erick Welt, of Norfolk, which is shortly
to be produced throughout the country
after which it will settle down at the
Jamestown Exposition, which is to be
held just outside Of No:fulk. Virginia,
next year. At the Jamestown EXPOSE
ton the rev drama will be produced in
most elaborate manner and as it is
based on a story Of which the world
never tires it is bound to prove a lasting
attraction.
The scenery for the play will be special
ly painted, the artist visiting Jamestown
to secure sketches of the original scenes.
The costumes will be historically correct
in every essential detail and will be very
gorgeous after the manner of the period.
The playwright has made daring in
character of Shakespeare on the stage.
The Bard of Avon appears in the first act
where, in fine Grafton, he wishes God
speed to the colonists as they debark
from Blackwell, England. to plant the
first permanent English speaking colony
on American soil.
The play contains such episodes as the
quarrel between Ratclitf, one of the con-
spirators, and Captain John Smith and
the trial OF Kendall for treason and his
sentence of death.
The saving of the life of Captain John
Smith by PocahontaG in third act is a
thrilling piece of realism and the scene at
the court of King James in the next act
when Pocahantas is presented to his
majesty is said to be of surprising beauty
Another beautiful and interesting scene
is the browning of Powhatan, the proud
father of Pocahontas, who declined to
kneel, declairg that he would "kneel to
no man, not even to a king"
The play ends with the arrival of the
cargo of maids who came from England
to be the wives of the colonists, the price
for each maid being set at 100 pounds of
tobacco. The finale takes the form of a
magnificent ballet, its theme covering
span of three centuries and typifying
scenes of the seventeenth and twentieth
centuries.
Mir Viett, the author, has introduced
three distinct features into his play the
introduction of Shakespeare, the first
trial by jury on American soil and the
first marriage of white persons on this
continent, namely the ceremony whereby
John Layton and Anne Burrus were
made one in the rude but picturesque
church at Jamestown Island.
1t is proposed to introduce real Indians
into the play for the groupe parts and
the war dances and for this purpose the
secretary of the interior will be appealed
to in order to secure the red men from a
government reservation.
1t is announced that Pocahontas will
have its initial performance at an early
date.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21
Odd Jobs for Unemployed Minds

When Polonius. addressing Hamlet,
asked, What do you read, my lord ?"
and Hamlet answered. "Words, words,
words" Polonius didn't pursue that
particular line of inquiry any further If
he had, Hamlet might have given to him
vast deal of interesting Information.
Words sometimes have a trick of ex,
pressing more than is intended by those
who write or utter them. They have
strange customs, too, and of these the
man who interrupted Hamlet doubtless
had much to learn.
For instance, Polonius might have
asked:
Grave prince, in thirty-one words how
many that's can be grammatically in
serted ?"
To which Hamlet, in the language Of
one of the contemporaries of The Scrap
Book, doubtless would have replied:
Fourteen: He said that that that that
man said was not that that that one
should say, but that that that that man
said was that that that man should not
say. That reminds us of the following
says" and "saids": Mr.. B., did you
said Because c. said you said you
said you never did say what l said you
said. Now if you did say that you did
not say what l said you said, then what
did you say?
The following is an example of that
form of humor which is known as word
twisting:
While parents pay May rents, it must be
admitted
| They pay rents for houses that they have
not quilted;
If parents pay May rents then may rents
pay parents
And May rents and parents will be
voted rare rents.
Idle minds which conscicntiously seek
employment are willing to take almost
any odd job that comes along. Some
have devoted few hours to the torna-
! ton of sentences in which each word be
gins and ends with the same letter. The
result is as follows:
Adepravcd tyrant seeks devoted slaves;
a growing empire seeks rather loyal sub.
jects; America, a nation, growing yearly
richer, secures equitable legal exchange:
Ships, gliding Stewards, scathcless that
endure
High seas, excessive storms, that sal
lors dread,
Experience, ere gaining destined shores.
A rougher tempest graspiug doomed
dead,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21
A Remarkable Story.

Gustave Becker, the chef OF the Holland
house in New York, recently bought an
apartment house worth 100000.
In discussion of this purchase, Mr..
Becker said:
81 am one of the owners of the Holland
house, and for a number of years have
been interested in real estate. Chefs in
America get, am happy to say, good
salaries, but to state that they get sala-
ries big enough to allow them. every lit
tie while, to invest their surplus savings
in 100000 apartment houses-well,
that's an exaggeratiou, like the pie story
of the Breton farmer.
There was farmer in Brittany who
wished 10 tell a visitor how his farm had
been overrun with pies. Pies, you know,
are large birds, black and white, with
long tails-a kind of crow.
The farmer said the pies devastated
his fields horribly. If he put up scare
crows, the birds tore them down. One
day his young son ran into the granite
farm house and shouted:
oh, father, hundreds and hundreds
of birds; the wheat is being all eaten
up"
THE father loaded his gun. But where
was the shot? 1t couldn't be found. He
put in a few handtuls of tacks instead.
Then he ran out.
The wheat field was black and white,
like a checker board, with pies. The
farmer gave a loud yell, and the birds all
flew up into a tall poplar. He fired, and
10, every bird was nailed fast to the tree.
They were nailed fast. Their tapping
wings filled the air with loud whirr.
The farmer, amazed, stood watching
them. Then strange thing happened.
The birds, with one grand, united eff
fort, pulled up the huge tree and flew
away with it."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21

RunOr says distinguished nobleman,
rather suspicious that solicitors dwin-
died else divided estate, demanded ten
ant register, giving signatures, decided
success herceforth; excessive expenditure
deere Ased.
A chivalIic deed Says Newton) shines
cvcrmorc, sheds rarer effulgencc, lustral
excellence that surpasses glitterng stars,
gemming darkened skies, diamond spar
klcs glowing throughout subtcrraneous
stiffness.
Philip did that bastard deed, gaining
entrance disguised; Ohio dead, soldiers
deserted tyrant ruler; serious strifes di-
yided that turbulent nation; negotia-
ton dispellcd gathering suspicious.
Europe sees storms everywhere; Aus
tria suffers earthquake; Albania squad.
hles; serious discord stirs senates; liberal
q Socialists encourage sacriIegious en-
terprise; 'Cassagnac (excitable tempera-
ment) spouts; Catholic students emf
CRATE.
0 gathering tempest, tvrant harsh
That threat'n nest Scotland's shores, dis
band
o storms chaotic empire. hush!
Dread ruler, stiffness / demand.
That gossiping widow, Hannah Smith
ers, growing suspicious, disseminated a
rumor that l despoiled freproof safes,
getting thereout stupendous sums;
robbcr, Scandalous libel
Socrates destroyed serious supersti-
tions throughout nation, delivered de-
luded souls, going everywhere, gathering
supporters. cleaning evidence, gaining
experience that deserved success.
Adogged, determined steadfastness de-
veloped that extensive enterprise that
enviable success, Europe sees, America
sustains-a test that growing nation
shuns etfeminate ease.
Spiritless seamstress Smythies sews
shapeless sleeves; scurrilous Simmons
sits sinistrous. seizeS scissors. spoils sin
less Smythies' sleeves; shrieks Smythes
scandalous, stuperdOus spitefulness;
signs, sinks senseless.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21

Transient c>9dpertisen1e One Square
) insertions or less $50. Each subse-
qncnt insertion rs cents. Longer adver-
tise'neuts in the same properties. A
space equal to six lines makes a square.
Figure work double price.
Obituaries and Pers 1nal Communica-
lions will be inserted at cents per line.
Yearly Advertisements at Special Rates
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1906-09-21
The -Es's and IpteIIigeQcer.
IS Published Every Friday.
JOHN D. WORTHINGTON.
TERMS. 90 A Year In Advance.

Entered August l5, 1902, as second
Ct ASS matter, Postofiice at Bel Air, Md,
Eat of Congress of March 3, 1879.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-02-27
WOULD BE
A CITIZEN

Judge Poindexter this afternoon
admitted F. L. c. Westphal, the
we'll known lumber manufacturer
Of this city, to citizenship. Until
very recently Mr.. Westphal, who
has been in the United States from
Germany since 1880 and in Spokane
for seven years, believed that he
had been naturalized by reason OF
the act of his parent. He now finds
that this Is not the case, and, as
he Is intending to deal with the
government, 1t is quite desirable
that he become what he has for
years supposed himself to be, en-
titled to all the privileges of a ma
tural born citizen.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-02-27

According to the original pro-
gram. the wedding anniversary was
to be grand state occasion and
the crowned heads of all Europe
We're to be invited to take part in
a magnificent celebration.
BY popular subscription $3.50,
900 have been raised in honor of
the event and the popular gift is to
be used in various ways to com
memorate the silver wedding ami.
versary. The Kaiser Wilhelm Me
mortal church in this city is to be
decorated with magnificent mo-
salcs. A church to the memory of
thd late Empress Augusta is to be
erdted. A home for convalescents
is ITO be built on the Mount of
Olives, near Jerusalem. on a site
which the sultan of Turkey pre-
scented TO the emperor on the occa-
sion of his trip to the Holy Land.
And, finally. the work room of the
imperial naval constructor is to re-
ceive set of models of the leading
types of the ships which have be-
longed to Germany's navy since the
days of the Great Elector, all in
silver, of course.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-02-27
Emperor<
LLllinu
(scripps News Association.S

BERLIN, Feb. 27.-The 25th an
niversary of the marriage Of the
emperor and empress was celebrat-
ed today with rejoicing in all parts
of the empire. No presents were
made from subjects. their contribu-
lions being assigned to charitable
projects. Royal friends and rela-
lives presented gifts. President
Roosevelt sent a silver present.
After a walk in Grunewald for
est, the couple received the con-
ratulations of the dignitaries.
Twenty-Five years ago today, on
Feb. 81, 1881, Emperor William,
then crown prince of Prussia, and.
incidentally, of the empire of Unit
ed Germany. was married to the
Princess Augusta Victoria of
Schleswig Holstein Sonderburg-
Augustenburg, then a girl barely
%. Considering the fact that this
is the silver anniversary of the
wedding and, as such, an event of
considerable importance. the cele-
bration today throughout the Ger
man empire was rather tame.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-02-27
STOLE HIS
OWN CHECK

F. M. Bell, an employee of the
Northern Pacific railroad, landed
behind the city bars this morning,
charged with stealing $50 from
Charles Grant, another employee.
Bell is accused of having stolen his
own check after his salary had
been garnisheed.
Cannery Bros, grocers, gar
nisheed Bells check, which amount
ed to $50 and Grant secured per-
mission to have Bell endorse it. He
laid the check down for Bell to
endorse and Bell took the check
and walked away. The garnishment
was for a $50 bill.
The case was continued until
Friday. Bells bond was fixed at
$500.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-02-27
ALLEN TRIAL
STILL GOES ON

The trial of John Allen for blow
ing a safe at Rockford early last
winter Is still On before Judge Hun
exc and Jury. Deputy Sheriff
Hone, who did the detective work
on the case, has in court large
quantity of clothing, but declines
to tell how it is connected with the
case. Apparently it was worn by
the trio of men at the time of their
arrest and will be used later in the
trial. AS yet no startling evidence
has been brought forth against the
defendant, the greater part being
merely preliminary.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-02-27
(Hcripps News 4ssociatiou.D

CHICAGO, Feb. 81. - Federal
Judge lands today decided that
the interstate commerce commits
sion has power to compel witnesses
to answer questions asked during
the committees investigation. The
attorney for the commission re-
CARDS the decision as the most i'm.
portant and favorable to govern
ment regulation of rates in many
years. Frank Relchman, vice pres
ident of the Western Stable Car
line, the witness who refused to
answer, says he will appeal if the
Hepburn bill does not pass and
legislate his rights out of existence.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-02-27

A special meeting Of the taxpay-
ers' league will be called for to-
night or tomorrow morning to con-
slider the matter of expense grow
ing out of the multitude OF suits
to be prosecuted under the Sunday
closing ordinance. 1t is stated to-
day that the taxpayers league will
be asked to request Mayor Daggett
to call a special meeting Of the city
council to revoke the ordinance. 1t
is pointed out that the cost Of each
suit will amount to about 800, and
that If 500 arrests are made, and
this is the number Of Sunday vio-
lators slated for arrest, the city
will be the loser by $4,000.
Vice President Jameson of the
taxpayers league was called up
this morning by w. B. Roberts, one
of the league members, and told
the story of the cost of these pro-
secutions. Mr.. Jameson stated he
would call the members together
as soon as possible. Said Mr.. Rob-
erts, when speaking of the matter:
II think this thing has gone as far