The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-16

iNit h'fi WI 'ooitt ~ 'ilt INV" N'"'N
league
/ We should remember that the ba G.
! ban gloal is an ephemeral thing
TO man peepng through he lid
on the cyclone cellar if looks as If the
BRIDES were closing in on the Dog
Eaters.
| Upton Sinclair should now turn his
attention 70 the Dog Eaters
All this agitation about he beef
packing plants having It's Inception in
Upton Sinclair's The Jungle" has
greatly enriched the baseball glossary
of a Paducah genius who NOT satisfied
with the name of Dog Eaters, is yari-
ously terming them the ByProducts
Ham Trmmers. Beef Embalmprs. Pot
red Chickens and the Gamers And
by The way, in the light of the newly
expected additions 10 the team the
sobriquet Gamers is not half bad
Manager Lloyd-we know nothing Of
the present whereabouts of Eddie Gil
liga1 Kilograms fired" him att
Piqua remain undellyered The IA 4
We heard Of him he was noorwalker in
a shooting gallery at Urbana
Serving frappe balls to visiting
teams In The Central league since thai
episode at Canton viii be heavily
dosed by President Carson He says
they shall be served at the circumam
bient atmosphere and every umpire ISL
equipped with a thermometer 20 see
the balls are hot or cold
Fan the Hammer Paducah-Yol
were misinformed as 20 how the Hu-
man Jelly Fish sprained his wrist He
did It trying to get his hand out Of his
pocket after finding the price Of a
drink Of Brook Hin.
The Human Jelly Fish has been
forced TO apologize to George AIDE
Sad but true Every hour We are
brought face 20 face with a new form
of cheating.
The Dog Eaters evideatly expected
70 go through this season on their
shape
Il was but one short year ago that
a city. a member of the Kitty, claim !
ed the league was too slow and the
press of that city was agifating the
subject of seeking admission into the
Southern league. Paducah finds itself
ready this year iusf about ia {
enough for the Horse and Buggy lea
que"
Those "chloroform' bats of the Per.
fectos are peaches and cream for left
hand pitchers.
"Honus" Wagner. the only genuine
left hand singer of the Tribe OF Ben
iamin. has won 10 games and only lost
two. He is a better man by far than
Wiley pat and there may he a chance
TO prove il before the sea on ends
Grillo is about 70 let Wiley go accord
ing TO HE Toledo Blade.
THE Perfec,us have fairly good
lead. since the Brides beat the Oh
Soiers twice Yesterday
The batting and ncldirr averages
of the Kitty league for the period end
ing June ! have been compiled by
President Secretary G.. G. GosneIl
Moran Of Vincenues. leads the lea
sue IN hitting with an average OF 35S
while Wolfe is right ON his heels with
.a52
All told there are ont nine men in
be league hitting at or above the
soa mark. Cairo and Vncoune- hay
ing three. Pafucah. Jacks nyi'lc and
Mattuou one each aud Danyillc none
I'm fielding Cairo leads The entire
tra&st" AN|flIila Al I' Nav NNtlh'
any catcher witb 5000 20 MS credit.
Bert Haas of PaiHcah ANA Ell Wills
# DanyjHe hold fhe lead as first
sackers
FELTON, Mitchell of Vinceuue has
ne poorest average as O. short stop
iu the leaeue.
Sidney J ErEz'oHr is pitching l-
Lyuchb.rz g. -ha Virginia state ie7-
Eue
Tie Dog Eaters ara aVav uu co. ..r-
side baseball hu ya1 have f1 say e.
quick or and for o. pinch
Tho foul harn-es ~ SANDER. or s-
thev ara better lnrzn. fhe hammer
Eie'ders- al Faircah make q noise
iise tewed rope
Fine fielding may shut on scoring