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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Phil MaV's Prompt Wit.

| he late Phil May was once on his
lerS in a small town in Australia. To
r. off starvation he sought and found
RJWment as waiter in a fourth-class
Ens-houSe, One day man who had
lUn the famous black-and-white art
IN London dropped in and took a
at one of the tables. When May
p to take his order mutual recogni-
followed.
PM May" the visitor exclaimed.
Fd compelled to work in a hole like
|0h hell, rctortcd the artist indig-
luE rye sunk pretty low, I'll add
nut | haven't yet got so far down
| have to eat here. Under the
k%dms Chestnut Tree" in Every
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Table Manners.

The antiuuary took down a small, fat
volume, vellum-bound. with brass
clasp. =,
"This is a Book of Manners" he
said. 'It was printed in 1473. Here are
a few extracts"
And he read:
"Do not gnaw bone like a dog noE
suck the marrow out of a bone.
"In peeling pear begin at the stalk
but with an apple begin at the top.
do not wipe the hands on the
clothes, nor suck them. but use the
cloth.
''Do not eat an apple all alone, but cut
it in two and give a neighbor piece.
'Wipe your nose and mouth when you
have drunk. and do not cough into the
Gun. "-Minneapolis Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

lions passed almost involuntarily. My
left leg swelled until it was "a inches
around, and the doctor tapped it night
and morning until l could no longer
stand it, and then he advised amputa-
ton. l refused, and began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. The swelling subsidized
gradually, the urine became natural and
all my pains and aches disappeared. I
have been well now for nine years since
using Doan's Kidney Pills.
For sale by all dealers so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
DOWN FROM GRIP
Pink Pills Have Cured
FiIIla"E2, ,r, of Debility In
ms 'ndreds of Cases.

Pink Pills Have Cured
E r.ia Form of Debility In
10'I Hundreds of Cases.
oors ago." says Mrs. f. Nor
-Four W C 1922 Carson street, South
4 n;. +sb Pa, Il took a cold
], turned into the grip. inns ts tr0I has
ple d. ,ncb of the time, had no APP
pcnS stomach was out of order and
1 , ~ and urstrung.
| n;r'TI had the grip I had doctor,
me ~, Uttered more from the con-
Fs',' ;rhich the influenza left me
T. IL from the disease itself. l felt
-.I Nv wretched and miserable and
sfal'3 ornosure to cold would make
e',sy I couldn't seem to get any
until Ibegan to take DIR. Williams
/ p p l very quickly noticed a
e. after began taking them and
III loved ,,L me to good health and
L tb DR.. williams Pink Pills are
s,%,parfnIIy good medicine. Thanks
',au9' I am now in fine health and
/ i bnd norpturn of my former trouble.
| ,"n the pills to everyone who
83;,g and take every opportunity to
ll, 1io know how good they are. "
! Williams Pink Pills cured Mrs.
w. W because they actually make
] ', rod blood. When the blood is red
| healthy there can be no debility.
citation between the blood and
Us system is such that the pills
! very decided action upon the
] - ard they have cured many severe
,ns disorders, such as partial pa
L. Iocomotor ataxia and st. Vitus'
T. that have not yielded to ordinary
s,monr Their double action, on the
n ond on the nerves, makes them all
j tonic. -.,,.
Il druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
/ or they will be sent by mail post
an receipt of price, so cents per
six boxes for $3.50, by the DIR. Will
n Medicine Co., Schenectady, n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

trouble from the ume
/ was mustered out
of the army, but In all
my life l never suf-
fered as in 1897.
Headaches, dizziness
and sleeplessness first,
and then dropsy. /
was weak and help
less, having run down
from $50 to 125
pounds. I was having
terrible pain in the
kidneys and the Secre-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Fleeing.

He climbed down from the pay car
with his months wages still in his hand.
Sure, We must be feelin' rich, Pat,
with all We have there" said a bystand-
er.
"And what does this signify to me?"
answered Pat; 'just two looks wan
whin I get it, and wan whin l give it to
the ould woman.'-Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

In the Legard house there was great
dinner. After 4 while the maid was
called, and the mistress said Serve
the dinner; there is no one else to come
except a relation of little Importance"
Five minutes afterwards the maid an
nounced in a loud tone:
THE relation of little importanceH'-
Lo Scacciapensieri.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Prevents Burial Alive.

Three lives have been saved by means
of device invented by a Swedish WON
an named Lind, for preventing people
from being buried alive 1t was Applied
to 22OO supposed corpses.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

is richly jeweled, and is said to be
worth 100000. While it is generally
believed to have been stolen, 1T has
also been suggested that priests OF the
abbey have hidden the crown to Keep IL
from fa ling into the hands of the French
government. The crown was made IN
1877, and most of the stones were con-
tributed by pious churchmen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Nor Muther Guz.

Teddy" Teddy" dickshunary,
How doz reforming go,
With Brander Matthews latest spells
And Big Sticks all in a row?
IT'S hard to follow yu, indeed,
But, as yu have invited,
We guess that we will now prosede
lu think that we're delited.
Baltimore Sun.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Professional.

Are you certain you can cook well?'
Madam, l worked two years for the
great tenor Alberti. At the last dinner
he gave | was applauded after each
course, and at the end of the dinner |
was recalled three times Translated
for Tales from Fliegende Blaetter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
AN INVOCATION.

Ger green meadows s c s991niand!
Rustic the vines there
And fan me to sleep!
The world is but weary
| wake but to weep:
would rest where the dreams are:
Come fan me to sleep:
Beneath me pillow
OF white daisies deep:
Life is half dreaming
Fan me to sleep!
Atlanta Constitution.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
In Season.

Where are all the grand dukes?'
''They are out hunting"
Hunting what?'
Members of the Duma "-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Breaking It Gently.

Foreman (at the door)-Did yer hus-
band how new suit av clo'es on this
mor-rnin', Mrs. O'Maley?
Mrs. O'Malley-He did.
They're rooned entirely
How did ut happen"
''He was blown up be a charge av din
nymite. '-Cleveland Leader.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
In the Chorus.

''Mazie and Flossie have settled their
little quarrel, haven't they?'
Yes They met in the dressing room
just before the, performance and kissed
each other"
But somebody told me they kissed
and made up"
''They always make up.'-Clevcland
Plain Dealer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

How a Veteran Was Saved the Ann
putation OF a Limb.
B. Frank Doremus, veteran, Of Roose-
welt Ave, Indianapolis, Ind, says: II
had been showing symptoms Of kidney
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
The Auto Abroad.

"Hey, there! 1t is forbidden to walk
on the railway tracks,"
''Do not be afraid, my good man. We
have come here to escape the auto
mobiles. I'll Monde Umoristico.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Probably.

Prisoner Ton trial for murder to his
counseD-For heavens sake don't lose
your head at the trial or l shall lose
mine, too!-Fliegende Blaetter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

every evening!
Husband-Don't you think l ought to
have chance to enjoy your mothers
visit Translate for Tales from Meg
gendorfer Blaetter
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
One ADVANTAGE.

CITY Man (carping)--Whew, but it's
hotI I am told that the mercury IRE
ouently stands at 40 in the shade here.
Farmer Summerboard (cheerlnglyl-
Well, you don't halter stay in the shade
We know.-Comic Paper.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Rather Ambiguous.

He-I would like to visit your town
some time.
Shelf you ever come within mile
OF our place L hope you'll stop there
Lehigh Burr.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
MISSING CROWN OF ST. MICHAEL

The famous crown of st. Michael
which was missed from the abbey CT
Mont ST. Michael in France few weeks
ago, has not been found. The crown
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

u Humorous Items,
u$

A Woman's Exchange-A divorce col
ony.-Smart Set.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

why do some husbands call their
wives 'DuckieY"
- Because they develop large bills."-
Town Topics
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Experience Teaches.

Two weeks is as long as anybody
ought to make visit Sometimes a
weeks too Notwithstanding Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Density of Earth's Crust.

r. s. Woodward has computed that, as
snminr the average density of the earth's
cr,1st ia be 2.75, the density at the center
is 1o7l. and at 100 miles depth it is 3.o3.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Tho Pape of the Lock.

W. Bailey (from the sm 1k no. sc y
Dom tbievin' niggers woan let er man
keep noI R9.a,Hilev-W'at yo' miss, Bill!
MS H TanTos' night All put ,er pad
w n", d;s doah. an some tritim pus-
sons SON. done stole hit.-Puck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Stuck.

Acuuaintance-You look as if you were
up against it.
Lightning Calculator am: Some,
body has asked me to name a baby, and
I can't think of name.-Detrolt Free
Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Absent Minded.

"You have three pairs of glasses, pro-
fessor?" 80,
Eyes. use one to read with, one to
see a distance and the third to find the
other two."-Translate for Tales from
Fliegende Blaetter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
"After Long Years"

eve got literary recognition at last
he said. -,
You have! ,,o1d
You bet! My publisher let me hold
his automobile yesterday while he went
to dinner."-Atlanta Constitution.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Continuous Performance.

''Do you think Gabrel's trumpet will
awaken District Attorney JeromeW
1T may, but he'll soon doze off again"
but that means the end of the
world
"Oh, Lawyer Patrick will manage to
secure Il stay.''-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Capt. Sverdrup, the Arctic ex-
plorer, who recently added 100000
square miles of ice to the King of
Sweden's dominions, spent his boyhood
DAVIS on q forest farm.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
All provided by Harvard.

81 see it stated here that tbs. t, Harvard
University makes its own ice ice uorvord
And / have no es dGuDt th 'ea aabnormaIly
men occa sionally turnlsn ne ;ts ceiling in
deeeiopei is mos most grateful Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Hallcaine.

A schooiboy was recently asked cdr IN the re
course of geography lesson; What Is
the capital Of the Isle sic O of Mani ola the head
when he promptly answered, .'In ne. mon mon
ey they get from the visitors. = i'-i'i'''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

A Missouri editor is evidently fe :, Ie
G Writes' between deadbeat and thief st
put 1t son rs a" Of the deadbeats who read this
P pee s So to get sore, but turn about IS
fair play. The people they owe nav :
Loan sore for years.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

wears to build. 1t is the largest monu-
ment in the world. The architect was the
late Giuseppe Secconi, who died last
wear. and the work has been carried on
hv his assistant, the sculptor Passerlnl.
ratod three wears hence.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
children teething; softens the gums, reduces IN
nammation, allays pain. cures wind collie. q
cents a bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

virginia. suppose you and Harry
have been thrown together a good deal
lately?
Grace-Yes; ever since he got his :aew
automobile.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
His Usual Stunt.

Dear" said the melancholy VIE ther IL
YOU die first you will wait 1o p, lie '"e
on that far shore, wont !pu. husband.
,,.oor;,g .'Iye always had to wait tor
v wvai D everywhere 1 go."-Philadelph'a
Ledger.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Most men prefer the horn of plenty to
the trump of fame.-New York Times.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
LARGEST Monument in the World.

The memorial to Victor Emmanuel H.:
ich is in Rome, between the torum OF
iraian and the capitol, has taken twenty
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

The Prince of Wales is an enthusiastic
cultiyator of white roses.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Roo pov-What name, please

Foreign Visitor-Herr SchWa1pptnsIealn9fual,s-
acknowledgements OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Office Boy-You'll have to can asa ani
cir The office closes in five minutes anu
Lan,+ have time to pronounce your
name before the boss is gone.-Bon VI
want.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19
Me. Too.

younr Wife (plaintively to husband
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

The Barber-Some hair restorer, sir?
Man in Chair-Yes, if it'll restore the
hairs you've just rubbed off.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-10-19

Actors Claim New York.
There are 1900 actors who claim their
homes are in New York city.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
OLMITz BRIEFLETS.

] fail to see any excuse for any
one whistling, huming or other
wise INJECTING the public with the
melody that accompanies that
musical ponetity entitled In the
Good Old Summertime, especial
ly this time of the year.
Henry Wildgen, Jr., is now
raining the Hoisington Lumber
Co., establishment in this city.
If some one don't get married
or otherwise do something radical
around these diggin's your hum.
Die pencil pusher will have to
} migrate to a place where there is
something doing that is worth
while writing of. We admit that
zone of oufyoung men Joined the
ranks of the benedicts this week,
yet we dislike to have to adopt the
Sherlock Holmes plan of deduc-
tion in order to get at the real
facts of such matters. Come,
come boys. hustle alongthere and
do not let this column of literary
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Filed Of Record For Month Ending
March |, 1906.

Nick Arends to Sophia Gross
hardt l and 2-b-2 Clafin, $l15.
Henry Arensdorf to Mary E.
Doherty | 1913 b 50 Ellinwood,
$4,000.
A. V. T. & Land Co. to Dollie
Miller | 1-2 b 10 P. R. $50.
Ii. D. Ashpole at L. G. Breeder
Hip b 1873 G. B. $1,000.
Ovid Butter to Minnie M. But
Ter b 43 G. G. add G. B. $lOO.
Buerger Bros. to France Sko.
laut n W 14-1S-15, 5000.
l.. G. Breeder to H. D. Ashpole
pit 6 b 26 II. add G. B. $500.
W. F. Briggs etal to G. W.
Thatcher | 9-1O-21-22 b 1873 G. B.
$3.50.
Joseph Budig to Ignaz Budig 4
e7-17 II, $4,000.
j. r. Baker to G. V. BrinkmaI
X Int | 10 b IS G. B. 81.
Goe. E. Bechtel to E. q. Cane
S W 24-1S-13, $3.50.
William Bolinger to R. B.
Gardner S e S-1S-13, $4,000.
j. Geo. Brinkman to Jos Stro.
bel | 1870 b 50 G. B. 500.
d. A. Banta to Anna M. KreiseI
| 1856 b Is and 8 b IL Olmitz,
$65.
Baker J. R. to C. G. Morrison
| 10 b Is G. B. 1915.
Brinkman Co. Bank to Margaret
A. White 23x1OO b 80 g. b
$1,000.
Brinkman j. Geo. to j. B. Mil
Ter | 6 b 45 G. B. $3.50.
E. NJ. Grail to D. P. Meachan
n e S-2O-19, 81.
Cora Cochran to Geo. N. Moses
IL b 70 G. B. 5000.
A. W. Cook to John Kauzer
'e 3l-2a-1i, $500.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
SUNNY SLOPE.

After a long absence here We
are again, Hee-Haw.)
How is this for snowy weather
e. W. Cooney was a caller in
the district Thursday.
Harry Doty spent Sunday al
home Oh the farm.
Charley Fenno and family visit
ed with Mrs. Fenno's parents
Friday.
Willie Matthewson, like the
blackbirds, has returned to Kan.
sas with the spring.
Harry Post is preparing to
move to HolsingtOn soon.
M. and T.. Stickney were
around trying to buy cattle Fri
day.
Mrs. A. Susank and Miss Alice
visited with Mrs. Doty Thursday
afternoon.
Henry Boyle was unable to have
school Friday, being sick.
George Brinson has improved
his house by building a porch.
Sam Dawson has sold his horse
and buggy. Says any lady wish.
ing his company will have to foot
it now.
We regretfully hear of the deatl
of Mrs. Younkin as she was deal
to us by the sweet ties of friend
ship.
Mr.. and Mrs. Verbeck attended
the funeral of Mrs. Younkin al
Great Bend Friday.
Gee. but there is a decided
change in the weather. A chang,
profitable for the coal man.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
tS''''tl)jS$,.
PIONEER, STAFFORD COUNTY.

well, all the farmers were glad
to see the nice snow.
q Mrs. Gorda Ester went to Stat
ford Friday to visit her friends
Mrs. Edna Carey.
Quite a crowd of Pioneer folks
attended the show at Pawnee
Rock last Friday night.
Lois, the little daughter of Mr..
g and Mrs. Marshal Rices, is very
sick.
1t is reported that Jess KAY
has sold his farm for $1,000 to
Mr.. Weirnch,. We have not
learned just where he will locate,
but hope they will not leave this
vicinity.
Luther Converse had three
rooms Of his house papered last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Stickler spent
the day at G. D. Estes last We'd
9 nesday.
G. W. Hartshorn and family
went to Great Bend Friday, re-
turning home Saturday.
Bert Atkinson and Alta Robert
were married last Wednesday at
Larned. The groom is the oldest
son of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Atchin-
son and the bride is the second
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. JEFF
Roberts. They are well and
favorably known in this communi-
ty, and have many friends who
wish them much happiness.
Frank Keenan, and youngest
daughter, of Seward, visited with
Mike Stroble's one day last week.
$ The social at the M. E. church
last Wednesday night, given by
the Queen Ester Circle, was well
attended. The Blue side enter
tanned the Red side with a short
program, and a lap supper was
served; every body seemed to have
a fine time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Broadbooks
and their little girls visited at A.
T. Fullerton's last Friday.
Chester Hartshorn made his
wife very happy by bringing
homea fine sewing machine a short
time ago.
Alfred Adams expects to make a
sale of his personal property this
month, and he and his wife expect
to spend a year visiting relatives;
and a Mr.. Davis and family of
Wichita have rented the farm.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
SEWARD.

Some of the old cranks in this
town will have to pay dog tax if
they don't stop growing at the
internal noise the band boys make
when they are practicing.
1t he's been rumored around
that the floor of the bowling alley
had been scrubbed, but no one
will believe it unless he sees it for
himself.
The new horse that some of the
boys are trying to break to ride
gets a hump on himself some of
the time, and off they 90.
Lee Campbell had a couple Of
very sick horses last week, and one
of them took a notion to die.
Mr.. Sutton, of South Seward
butchered three fine fat hogs last
c Thursday, and he now has fine
bambones, etc.
Howard Bean and wife spent
several days at St. John last
week, taking in the shows at the
new auditorium.
The assessor will soon be around
asking a lot of fool questions
about our babies and things.
Some one says the townsip boarC
are going to buy a new road pillow
and One or two wheel scrapers
for our road Overseers.
William Hull is back from Okla
homa, where he has been for somC
time, and thinks he will 90 tt
Washington before long.
j. G. Fancher is building an ad
dition to his farm house, two anC
a half a miles northeast of here.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
RyOmeI Cures Catarfh Breathe n.

No dangerous drugs or alcoholic
connections are taken into the
stomach when Hyomei is used.
Breathed through the inhaler,
the balsamic healing of Hyomei
penetrates to the most remote cells
Of the nose and throat and thus
kills the catarrhal germs, heals
the irritated mucous membrane,
and gives complete and permanent
cure.
HyOmei is the simplest, most
pleasant and the only guaranteed
cure for catarrh that has been
discovered. Complete outfit,
S1.OO; extra bottle, so cents.
For sale by Hooper Drug Co.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
Attention.

The modern Woodmen of
America will give an entertain
ment and box supper at their Hall
over the Democrat printing Office
Friday March 18th, the proceeds
to purchase uniforms for the team.
Admission 10 cents for gentlemen
at the door. Ladies please bring
boxes. The program will con-
sist of readings and music after
which the boxes will be sold. Every
body invited.
By order of Committee.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16

j. &. Ulsh to w. f. Ulsh n @
Is 1911 81.
United States to Phillip Schnei-
Dire S u n We -16-15.
United States to August Schrei-
Der | 7 sec 6-18-11.
j. M. Wickham to H. NJ. Star T
10a S e S W 34-17-15 $1,000.
Emma White to Geo. W.
Mitchell | 6 b Is Hois. $1,000.
f. D. Wilson and son, Dillon,
returned Thursday morning from
a trip OF Kansas City.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
Notice.

On account of the extremely
bad weather the meeting called
for St. Jo5ephs Catholic church
school house at Ellinwood, for
Sunday the 18th, was postponed
to Sunday the 18th. Ali who are
eleigible for membership in the
Daughters of Isabella are urged
to attend.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1906-03-16
gemsiall993 die for want of
nutritious material.

Tt is reported that Vic
Schneider's knees are still sha king
from his experience as best man
at the wedding last Sunday.
A certain shining light writing
for the Hoi iirgton Dispatch from
a place unknown to the general
public, outside of carbonated drink
manufacturers, in an attempt at
getting back at US incognito, at
telumDts to tell the DeruSers of that
paper what a swarm is. His ideas
were gained from our definition of
an island a few weeks ago; he ex-
plains his point very nicely but
forgetS to add that a swarm is
better described by stating that a
real genuine swarm cOnsits of a
bunch of Dogtrotters after a pop
stand on Decoration Day. Dis
patch will please sit up and take
notice.
Married-In Hoisington, Kans.,
at residence of Mr.. j. E. Sponsel-
Ter, on Sunday March 10th, Mr..
Amos Wilson and Miss Frances
Hejny were united in the holy
bonds of matrimony by Rev.
Maurice Nichols of HOisington.
These young people are too well
known to our people to need any
introduction from US. The groom,
Mr.. Wilson, is the genial and
afable representative of Your
Uncle Samuel on route No. 2 out
of this city, and is a gentleman in
every sense of the word: the bride
was raised from girlhoOd to wo-
manhood in this community, and
is a young lady of ability and
worth. These young people
start their married life under very
suspicious circumstances, and
the heartieSt wishes of their large
circle of friends go with them
down the, toboggan slide of life.
They will continue to reside in
our little burg.