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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29
LiterarH.
"The Right Of way'-An engaged
young woman's waist.

A ranchman was amazed at seeing
linotype machine at work. 1t was the
first in New Mexico. and the ranch
man, after gazing at It for awhile.
said: Great Scott Amt that the
most intelligent machine you ever
saw? Why. it's pirmb human" Finally.
overcorae by his admiration. he took
on his hat. made a low bow to the
complicated mechanism. and said: 7
surely would admire, Mr.. Machine. If
you-all would come out and take a
drink with me-"
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

The excursion season on the lakes
has arrived and once more is opened
to signing Chicago lovers the prim-
rose path TO st. Joe. where an oblig-
ing justice Of the peace for one dol
lar will do everything but buy the
baby shoes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

II was a reception at the Englewood
Mems club, when one man remarked
70 a stranger who sat beside him:
~Ain't that woman uglyi" pointing to
q lady a few seats ahead. That's my
wife," was the unexpected reioinder.
II don't mean that one. The one next
70 her" was the next attempt But
this failed to properly open the con-
versation between the two. because the
stranger replied: shes my daugh-
ter" Then the first number on the
programme vas announced
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29
cinders.

When otners scoff, the husband often
believes his wife's story. He has to,
or fight.
ITO stop a sneeze, press your finger
on your upper lip little below your
right nostril and count 30" says an
authority. l suppose said authority
means count 80 cents" At any rate
30 cents is not to be sneezed at.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

There are two good ways to sweep
a room-with broom and with a
trainl A model wife should know how
10 do both.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29
Spring sprinkles.

A Chicago brewery brewed 10000
more kegs Of beer this year than last.
Roads are evidently bad-for the water
wagon.
Some men are always short OF
money. so short in fact that financial
ly the soles Of their shoes are rubbing
blisters on the underside Of their bald
spots.
Never Judge a man by his actions
an hour after he has been eating
boiled cabbage.
Poets who send manuscript to maga-
zines should remember 1t is more inn
portant to inclose stamps than poetry.
A -i,arary magazine tells of nov
ellst who wrote three stories in one
night. then walked out an open win
dow and fell four"
A school magazine says: "The edi-
tor of this magazine will be very
pleased to hear of the deaths of any
of the old boys" Laying aside the
inhuman delight Of the editor. here
by advise him Of the death Of Ben
Bolt. "oh, don't you remember, dear
teacher, Ben Bolt?"
]. NJ Barrie, the author, says he
never works more than two hours a
day. Trying to think OF what to
write the rest Of the time I suppose.
Remember the story on Riley? An old
lady cornered him and said she un-
derstood he got a dollar a word for
everything he wrote. Yes, madam"
responded Riley somewhat abashed,
Il do. but some days / sit all day and
can't think OF a darned word"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

A New York firm advertises TO fur
nish sermons for 60. cents each. My
wife furnishes 'em free.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Mrs. Abner White, Of Buck Greek.
has been in town since Monday look
ing for Abner-Newspaper Item.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

John d. Rockefeller is reported as
saying: Don't covet the wealth of
another" This is surely selfshness
on John DIS part. inasmuch as he
has about all there is in this world
worth coveting.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

"Sprigs Of wintergreen will drive
away red ants" says an exchange.
Those having ants will act accordingly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

The man Of good taste, the quiet
dresser. is not always quiet. especially
when his collar button drops out of
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

"a Cleveland hero Of three wars is
married for the second time" says
the Plain Dealer, whereat the DEN
yer News guilelessly asks: That
makes him hero of FIVE, doesn't it,"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

A Chicago girl wrote her best beau:
Il am dead" rushed toward the lake.
slid over the breakwater, caught on
silver and was saved! 1t never pays to
jump at conclusions like that.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Some young men SOW hemp along
with their wild oats. The harvest fire.
quently is a hanging.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Man sews a button on his trousers
with about the same degree OF TO
the manor born" as is exemplifled by
woman when she tries to bait FISH
hook.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Mrs. Jones calls her baby Coffee"
because it keeps her awake nights.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

There is the illuminated clock. the
Illuminated nose and the illuminated
curtain lecture; why not the illumina-
ted key-hole?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Aion oNA AhSun AOl w. Cculb NACu, NY
wife furnishes 'em free.
Mabel's doll is a beautiful creature
with eyes that open and shut. pref
ty face and long. golden curls. When
you squeeze 1t, the doll says mama"
Mabel has a beautiful big sister with
glorious blue eyes. rosebud lips and
lustrous, golden hair. Last night a
young man squeezed her for 40 min
utes and she never screamed ma
mai" once.
Let me see-before the San Fran
cisco horror there was a man of the
name Of Dowie, wasn't there? Oh,
yes-but he's over among the 'breyi-
ties" on the local page" now.
John d. Rockefeller is reported as
saying: Don't covet the wealth of
another" This is surely selfshness
on John DIS part. inasmuch as he
has about all there is in this world
worth coveting.
"a Cleveland hero Of three wars is
married for the second time" says
the Plain Dealer, whereat the Den
yer News guilelessly asks: THAT
makes him hero of five. doesn't it,"
A physician. for services rendered,
frequently charges according to the
amount of money possessed by the
patient So does the lawyer-and
gets it ALL
Some young men SOW hemp along
with their wild oats. The harvest fire.
quently is hanging.
Man sews a button on his trousers
with about the same degree OF ito
the manor born" as is exemplifled by
woman when she tries to bait a FISH
hook.
Cinders.
When otners scoff, the husband often
believes his wife's story. He has to.
or fight.
"To stop a sneeze. press your finger
on your upper lip a little below your
right nostril and count 30" says an
authority. | suppose said authority
means count 80 cents" At any rate
30 cents is not to be sneezed at.
1t is easy to remember the Maine, but
wonder where in time put the oiler
for the lawn mower last fall?
Sentence by Johnny using the word
toward: Yesterday l slid of our
kitchen roof, caught on a nail aad
toward my trousersl"
"Sprigs of wintergreen will drive
away red ants says an exchange
Those having ants will act accordingly.
My wife says she will just die If she
doesn't go to Europe this year, and
am sort of up against it, If she don't
go, expenses will be heavy and if /
save her life am entitled to Carnegie
medal. AS long as | have to spend
money, anyhow, I guess I'll be a hero.
The man sat on the steamers deck,
His head was all a-whrl.
Her arms were clasped about his neck
And his were full OF girl.
Weather report: Warmer-next Au-
gust. Ouch. Lemme alonel
A Chicago girl wrote her best beau:
Il am dead" rushed toward the lake.
slid over the breakwater, caught on a
silver and was savedl 1t never pays to
jump at conclusions like that.
Mrs. Jones calls her baby Coffee"
because it keeps her awake nights.
According to a Minnesota paper the
farmers Of that community "are much
alarmed over hog cholera" I presume
the hogs are disgruntled. too.
Ss,M@..-.s
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

A physician. for services rendered,
frequently charges according to the
amount of money possessed by the
patient So does the lawyer-and
gets it ALL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Weather report: Warmer-next Au-
gust. Ouch! Lemme alonel
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

There is one nice thing about fog
you never shy at the things that don't
hit you.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Ao4f eyes arc as pure as IN klTlHOout
Your kiss Is as sweet 70 my lips:
You are queen Of the wiid-apple blossoms,
You are queen TO your pink finger tips!
For years cannot take from your beauty
This fragrance God put in your heart.
The truth and unselhsh devotion
That measures the true woman's parti
] hail thee the queen OF the May-time.
Thy sway Is the realm OF my life,
10 queen could more natter her laurel
Than thou hast, my sweetheart, my wife,
Pipe Dreams.
When Calico. or whoever II was, in
vented the pendulum. he sinned greatly
against the man who cannot fnd the
key-hole.
No. Willie. lad that has a step
father is not stepladderl
When pa cannot answer Little VII
lies questions. he gets mad at Willie
for being so darned inquisitiye!"
The business man hired the boy who
had just licked IA other applicants In
the hallway, because he was modern
business man and believed in I'm de
steele business methods. To the victor
belongs all he can get his hands on.
There are two good ways to sweep
room-with a broom and with a
trainl A model wife should know how
TO do both.
There is the illuminated clock, the
Illuminated nose and the illuminated
curtain lecture; why not the illumina-
ted key-hole?
The politician is between two fires
II he uses money to gain his ends, the
people criticise him. II he does not.
they forget himl
II makes a man mad to wear a lock
Of his girls hair in his watch. and
discover upon Quarreling with her that
Il is from her swit,nl
According to a Missouri paper there
IS but one dog in Nodaway county.
This part OF Missouri is plainly no
place In which to raise boys.
when in love. work." advised an
authority. Good advicel II working
doesn't cure the malady Il VIII at least
produce something on which TO marry.
Now doth the summer hotel-keeper
Prepare TO lodge the city sleeper:
Concocts. with disregard OF reason,
The FISH lies for a busy season.
on. wise is this Old shekel reaper.
TINS Foxy Grandpa" Hotei-keeper.
The future depends upon the rising
generation. Where do the pug-dog
ladies get in on this platform?
Better be a pet gander IN a village
than a lonely goose in a city.
The earth is regular old soak in
April
Honesty is the best policy but few
people seem to be carrying insurance.
Next year am going to run for mayor
on the Spring Fever ticket. Seems to
me it's In the majority.
The man who pays for the wine Is apt /
not to see or taste the boquet Of It.
Where did you say you were going the
Fourth?
BY the changing OF one letters a certain |
state in the union couldn't buy porter
house on credit. refer to !. o. A. and |
LOU.
During housecleaning "every body
works but father"
There is one nice thing about fog
you never shy at the things that don't
hit you.
It was a reception at the Englewood !
Mems club, when one man remarked
to a stranger who sat beside him:
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

II riches do not make people hap
py why do millionaires hang on so
desperately?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

My wife says she will just die If she
doesn't go to Europe this year. and
am sort of up against it. If she don't
go, expenses will be heavy and if /
save her life am entitled to Carnegie
medal. AS long as l have to spend
money. anyhow, guess I'll be a hero.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

According to a Missouri paper there
Is but one dog in Nodaway county
This part OF Missouri is plainly no
place In which 10 raise boys.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

BY the changing OF one lettera a certain
state in the union couldn't buy porter
house on credit. / refer to I. o. A. and
I. o. u.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

During housecleaning "every body
works but father"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

The man who pays for the wine Is apt
not to see or taste the boquet Of It,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

The politician is between two fires.
II he uses money to gain his ends. the
people criticise him. II he does not.
they forget himl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

According to Minnesota paper the
farmers Of that community "are much
alarmed over hog cholera" I presume
the hogs are disgruntled. too.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

Where did you say you were going the
Fourth?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

When In love. work." advised an
authority. Good advice, II working
doesn't cure the malady II VIII at least
produce something on which to marry.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

The man sat on the steamers deck,
His head was all a-whirl
Her arms were clasped about his neck
And his were full OF girl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

A -l,orary magazine tells of a nov
elist who wrote three stories in one
night. then walked out an open win
dow and fell four"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-05-29

II makes a man mad TO wear a lock
Of his girls hair IN his watch, and
discover upon quarreling with her that
II is from her switthl
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
MONTANA NINE FIRE
EIGHT MEN DEAD As RESULT OF
BLAZE IN coLL,ERv At
ROCKY FORK.

Anaconda, Mont, June e.-One Of
the most serious accidents In the his
tory Of coal mining iu Montana has
occurred in the mines OF the Northern
Pacific at Rocky Fork. Carbon county
Eight men are dead, all victims Of
the deadly whitedamp that filled the
corridors of the mine after fire. OF
the dead two were members of one Of
the parties that entered the mine In
the effort to reach the men known TO
be there The dead arc:
Terance Fleming. William Bailey.
Mike Gabriage, Thomas Shelley. All
McFale, Matt Reikka. Roy Carey and
Joe Rracey
When the dead body Of Bailey was
removed from the mine his aged
mother died from the shock
The fire which caused the trouble
started in incline No. s. This was be-
lieved TO be under control and res
cue party started down No. 6 incline.
When they reached a depth OF 1900
feet all were overcome second res
cue party then went into the mine and
brought the first party to the surface
All were revived but Carey and
Bracey Farther down the incline six
other bodies were found. all beyond
hope OF restoration to life.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14

CYCLONES KILL EIGHT PEOPLE
IN MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN
AND MICHIGAN.
Large Number Of Others Sustain ser,-
Gus injuries and Thousand. OF DOL
'srs' Worth of Damage .. oone-No
Large Town. Were Located in the
Path of tn. Storm. or tn. Los. Of
Life Mould Be APPALLING.
Life Would es Appalling.

St Paul. June Slight dead, many
seriously injured and thousands OF
dollars worth OF property blown away.
briefly summarizes the effects OF the
storm which devastated sections OF
Minnesota, Wisconsin and Mich
lgan There were two separate storms
In Southern Minnesota and Western
Wisconsin and another In the north
srn part of Minnesota. which also
swept over into Wisconsin. The dead
are
Near Stoddard. Wis-Halvor j.
Halvorson
Near Caledonia, Minn. Mrs. Peter
Meyers and two children
Near North Branch. Atnn-Mr
Engdahl, ST.. and Andrew II. Olson
the latter killed by lightning.
Near Plainwell. Mich-Alexander
Ferguson. killed by lightning. and
William West, killed in wreckage OF
barn
Fortunately. the storms did not
strike any large towns, but the de-
ing country through which they passed
is SAID to be terrible Crops were
ruined and substantial brick and frame
dwelling houses and barns we're lit
orally blown into fragments and scat
tered for hundreds of yards about the
country
The damage done by the storms will
exceed 100000
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
RoJgsrvENsky INDICTED.
Russian Admiral must Stand Trial for
Loss Of Fleet.

Loss Of Fleet.
st. Petersburg. June 1.-The naval
court of inquiry has presented an in
dictment against Vice Admiral Rojest,
vensky, who commanded the Russian
feet at the battle of the Sea OF Japan.
and the officers of the torpedo boat
destroyer Bedovi, which engaged and
sank Japanese torpedo boat The
trial of the indicted officers has been
fixed for July l. The penalty is death.
The Rech says that General Rennen-
kampff. who commanded the Cossack
cavalry division during the war with
Japan, has preferred charges against
Lieutenant General LiEevitch. who
was commander OF the Russian army
in Manchuria. for holding communica-
tions with the revolutionary commit
tee Of the railroad men during the
strike ON the Siberian railroad
The army organ demands the trial
by courtmartial of Colonel Reinan for
ordering summary executions during
and subsequent to the Moscow upris-
ing and cites twelve cases where the
colonel ordered men to be shot with
out trial
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
ENDORSE BRYAN eoa PRESIDENT
Arkansas Democrats Are Enthusiastic
Over the Nebraskan.

Hot Springs. Ark. June THE con
vention of the Democratic party Of
this state in session here amid express
sions OF intense enthusiasm. unani-
mously adopted resolutions endorsing
William j Bryan to be the Demo
cratic standard-bearer in the presi-
den,ial campaign OF 1908. and selected
the nominees Of the party for sena-
torial and state Offices to be voted up
on al the ensuing general election,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
THREATENED WITH ARREST.
American Miners at cananea. Mex
Flock Across Border.

Bisbee. Ariz. June 9.-As a result
Of the strike at Cananea. Mex. OF the
miners of the Greene mine the Amer
ican miners in the camp will be very
few in number in the future. 1t is
believed. They are crossing the line
now in droves and several hundred
have arrived in Bisbee during the last
forty eight hours.
The Mexican authorities sent q
miner through the mines notifying all
American miners that those who were
under suspicion of having agitated the
trouble at Cananea and had openly
sympathized with the striking Mex
leans would on the following day be
placed under arrest
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
Tuesday, June 12.

ne blll opening the Blackfoot In.
'.'ii reservation in Montana to settle
'-iss been sent 10 conference.
"sslif Rev John b. Delany. Roman
7'''9slc bishop of the diocese OF Man
ser Is dead at Manchester. N. H.
ilsh0een persons on Cleveland
49, ashWestern Electric car were
''Ai When the car jumped the
al a curve
i'ihaer Judge George w. Brown, re.
's'A one Of the counsel in the trial
T., ae packers in the federal court at
's'ga2a is dead
~ Mary Putnam jacob, one OF the
- distinguished women physicians
+. - country is dead at her home
" ss'S York city
is ahnual convention of the TRAY.
detective association assem-.
a. hsiffalo Monday with more
'''''t '.oae delegates in attendance.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
MARKET QUOTATIONS.
Minneapolis Wheat.

Minneapolis June Wheat
July, s3c: Sept. sls.c.. Dec. slasI
81Ac. On track No hard. s5Ac.
No Northern. s4Ac. No. 2 North
ern. s2a.c
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
PROMOTER soRees CONVICTED
Guilty Of Conspiracy and Larceny on
seventy-four Counts.

Boston, June Guilty on one
count of conspiracy and seventythree
counts OF larceny was the jury's YER
dict in the case of Ferdinand f. Bor
ges Borges had been indicted In com
pany with former Congressman Will
lam !, owen of Indiana on l26 counts
OF larceny and two OF conspiracy in
connection with promoting the Ubero
Plantation company OF Boston and
Mexico Owen has not been arrested
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
CHICAGO Union Stock Yards.

Chicago June II Cattle Beeves.
- o0dDs 90. cows and heifers, Sls56i
$40. stockers and feeder: 81 1s q
4eo. calves, 3525n6.75. Hogs
Mixed and butchers. $6.35 as.s2i.:
good heavy. So 55Q6.65, rough heavy.
Ss.35a6.45; light. .6.2oVG t!' pigs.
35.sO@63o Sheep. S4-cyp6 ~
lambs. S550@7lo.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
CHICAGO Grain and Provisions.

Chicago June II Wheat July.
s3A QS37.c, Sept, $3.50. Corn -JnlS.
SIS. @5lAc; Sept, 5lTsc. Oats July.
37s.c: Sept, 347s Pork July $l6s %
Sent. SlsG5. Flax-Cash, Northwest
ern sllg Southwestern. slesi.
Sent sll4 Butter-C Creameries. n
a lsl.e datries, l3ls0l7c Egss 2,
Ql3c Poultry Turkeys. &c; chick
ems. IIEc..
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth. June IL Wheat To arrive.
No. j Northern, s5ssc; No. . Northern.
s3ssc On track No. ] Northern.
s5ssc. No 2 Northern. $3.50; July.
$3.50. Sept. s3Ac. FLAX To arrive
and on track. sll3A.. July and Sept.
3.14H.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-06-14
ST. Paul Union stock Yards.

st. Paul, June H. Cat1le-Good to
choice steers, $4.5o055o; common TO
fair. s. 5O@4.25, good to choice cows
and heifers. S3.0oM450, veals, sl.5v
64.4o. Hogs $s.25@6.4o sheep--
Methers. s475@5.75; good 70 ctoi@.
lambs, s6ooM65o; good 70 prime
snrinc lambs. $6.oOMS.5V