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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
His Bitter Rerr.t

The pretty girl with the auburn
hair had refused him.
i never dreamed. Mr.. smykns,
she said that your attentions to nj
were anything more than those OF
friend.
Oh, you didn't" growled the younp
man. You thought had becn com
ing mere regularly once a week durlnt
the last six months merely for To-
pleasure of seeing you eat han
crown box of chocolates, did you! -
Tit.Eits.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

Al the art exhibition indignant hus-
band points out TO wife study Of a
picturesque beggar This Is shameful.
my dear What are We coming 20?
Here's a man 10 whom I'd give a coin
v saw him In the street. and yet he
can aford to have his portrait done In
olls!"-l.a Rive
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

why does wyndham Ions insist on
debating all his letters asked q
member of congress
Ito wasn't able 10 make any
speeches this session" answered the
sirnogrhpher. and this enables him
n near the sound Of his own voice =
Washington star
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Weather Forecasts for Farmers

The German government Is making
preparations for the issue shortly OF
weather forecasts for agrlculturlsts.
The forecasts will be sent free or at a
nominal charge. and the success Of the
undertaking will be judged from re-
turns OF the subsequent weather sup
piled By the recipients Of the lnforma-
ton.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Fitted Her.

My wife tells me that at the Won.
ans Tub the other afternoon your wife
displayed a marvellous knowledge %
parliamentary Law"
Welt. great Scott Why shouldn't
She She's been speaker Of our house
for ~ years g. Milwaukee sentinel
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
CHEAPER farm LANDS .
Southwest Oilers Besl Opportunities
For Securing Homes.

Many farmers in the Northern and
Eastern states are selling their
high priced lands and locating in the
Southwest. Many who have been IN
able to own their homes In the older
country are buying land in the ne-
country.
Unusual opportunities exist along
the lines Of the Missouri Paeihe-lrOa
Mountain Route. The rich. alluvial,
delta lands and river bottom lands Of
Southeast Missouri. Eastern Arkansas,
Louisiana and Texas. capable Of pro-
dueing 90 bushels Of corn. bale Of
cotton. 4 to 6 tons Of alfalfa. $50 bush
eles Of potatoes, and other grains, veg
etables and hay crops. can be bought
for $3.50 to $500 per acre. When
cleared and slightly improved viii rent
for $500 to 500 per acre cash.
Uplands more rolling. lighter sol,
adapted to fruit growing peaches.
pears. plums. grapes. berries. also mel
ons. tomatoes and other vegetables.
can be bought for s. 10 $40 per acre In
unimprOvcd state. Many placcs with
small elearings and some improvements
can be bought very cheap.
This Is a fine stock country. No
long winter feeding. Free range. pure
water. mild climate. A healthy grow
ing country. with a great future.
Write for map and descriptive liter
allure on Missouri. Arkansas. LOUISIANA.
Texas. Kansas and Indian Ierr, .ss,
Very cheap rates on hrt and 'n''a
TUESDAYS Of each month
Address, <~ W..
n. r. a. NAL - -
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Queer MANN.

A han who was arrested for breaks
ing Int, a house In Berlin explained
that hSonly Wished a pair OF shoes be.
longing to a celebrated Russian pianist
who vas staying In the house. A col.
lection Of womens shoes. all docketed
aud cntal0guei. was found In his room.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

Wonder what George Marson Is do
ing here riding muleback. says the
Sequatchle (1enn.) News He passed
by hero Sunday with his two-story col
lar on and with both hands In his
pockets up 10 his elbows. with his feet
lying between the mules ears. lie
had his shoes shined, and he didn't
want item soiled His mule was so
small that his feet would drag.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

"Ms aud Mrs Blank had a falling
out last night wonder n they are
speaking to-day
SURE thing blank had 10 apologize
before leaving for bis once Ne can't
tie bis own nccktic TO save bis lltsl'-
Detroit Free Press
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
With IN. window Oman

i've sot to practice on the plane
,,e hours q day. sald the disconsols,
,mall sIrl.
what ior'"
"Causs mother and father don't
llNs our neW nelghbor, Washington
star
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Away. the Same

"pld yonr daughter sing In good
form lat evening""
"BIe.s lou I sho1ld say 20. replied
Mrs Goiiro, she always dos Ter
hEgrr never varies az Nllwal.
Lee ssntInfI
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

She had all kinds Of money and he
bad Just ~ many kinds Of nerve
"Bu.. she protested. u don't see
vAy YOU are 10 such a hurry abou, our
marriage prefer long engage
msnt"
'Oh. I'm u no hurry" he replied
fbJt my cfeiilofs are see7'-Chi.
hdo Daily News.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
whsn n, R,mAIn, a, Nom,

every night while ! am at hom'
you 81 To the club. aud yet YOU write
me WIEN ! am away that you spent
ever, evening At home How u
that
THAT'S how II 10. my dear 81 lous
ton rosi
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

oldham have decided 10 lay my
fortune at Miss Dimple,on's feet
Youngun that ought TO make
Il tribe easier for her.
olihAm-E Easier for hers
Yourgun-Yes. to run through IL
Chicago Daily News.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

What do you C,ink Of rhlr cigar
Better than the bne I gave YOU the
other day. eh?"
-. ,ioh'i ;h;ss ,hou.i sry So
better"
Mo-
"N1. should say - nor AZ bad
Philadelphia Press
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
On, Apolsrr Not Mad,

when woman has company, says
Mai CcuWay. she sill apologize for
everything about n, table except the
man N, picked oul to sit at is head
kansas City Journal.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
A email ah.rloeh

Robhy ! guess sisters engaged
pottis Oo' What makes you thinl
%
BOBBY She don't make me 80 10 the
inor no more Nhen the postmat
ZONES She goes herself -Clsvelant
Leader
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

SAY. you seem 10 be living on the
FAT II the land"
%. that's easy. advertised In the
pap-f, that gentleman In comfort.
able circumstances wanted a wife. that
property ami personal a,tarctiVenes
we're lmmaterial. but that skin In
cooking vas OF chief Importance. Now
I am living on samples!"-Meggeu-
dOrfcr Blaetter
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
About the Tongue.

Puag,ut ami acid tastes are perceived
by tie tip OF the tongue. the middle
portion tastes sweets and hitterN while
the tack. NJ lower portion. concerns
itself Nth fatty substances. such as
butter
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

And have you any alarm clocks In
the house. ma'am'" inquired the nsu
glfl
No. one. replied the mistress %
the house. we don't need them Both
my husband and myself are early
tiscrs
"racn ! suppose. maam. one or the
other OF you will knock on my door,
--lonkers statesman.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
One Case Tint q Knnw OF.

Have you ever known man VINO
nad greatness thrust upon him?
We'll replied the rlslng yopns
statesman. Il might mention by Ia
ther'in-law. had the hardest Kind
OF work with him when | went 70 get
his consent. Chicago Racord- Herald
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

"ilrnpcck arrived home the Other
nishi aud surprised his wife pfepar
ing IN elopo uith another man
Gee that vas hard luck
Indeed. yes II he'd been half an
hour later she would have got on all
'ight Houston Post
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

Here's an account Of two men nsht.
ine over th' wording Of the Lords
Prayer
swell a prayer Il a good thing n
hsht about Houston Post
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Her, an opumi.t.

Morris toong said be vas glad they
got him ~ pay al the lance. he got
to see all the pretty Fds, II he dIdn't
get TO hnce With ITEM seQuschss
lTenn News
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
In His Own Me-.

Yes. he's a cigar manufacturer aud
vet he never smokes"
20, yes he does"
NY. he told me some time age
hat e never smoked In his life"
That "a, before he began 10 adver'
Use Ne found his oVn advertise
nents so alluring that he Just start
"a ln--Phlladelphia Press.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Rub.a.Dub Fish

A hsh tina, drums Is ~ In the
waters OF Mauritius hal When
caugh, and held In the h a vibra-
ton of the skin behind ~ ellis Is to
be seen and a delicate rub a-dub. a. OF
4 distant tenor drum. Is heard.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Was Familiar

Redd -Ate you familiar with Yacht.
iug terms
Greene Oh yes tried 10 hire one.
once Nonkcr Statesman
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
n,eom,s Infalllhl,.

n. nan accidentally makes pre-.
iit,iou lat c,mcs true. what remark.
abb, {, D. se eau feel In her bones
eve aHff'
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
A MonolopueI

you cfteny
crimsonbeak-No. lndd Hdw eau
you call IT arguing whed all NJ talk
Ing is done on one De- bnkers
Statesman
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
nouh, words.

Fort, .lsht words In the English Ian.
suasc ave tao distinct pronuncia
lion eow." tear" invalid" are
the bs.i examples.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
snmsthlnr Small

A Washington woman uses perinmed
sasAIic In her motor oar.-chloaeo
paiN News
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Tls,fsIn Burmah

lis arc erratly ON the increase In
paru OWNS to recent legal resrir.
tt,us the carrying OF arms.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Labor and Loxa

Ne labots early isbors late.
And needs no other spur.
Than the thought that she make. money
nv.
or. failing money. fur
Puck
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

Tho Bashtu Mau-whsi make, you
think I lcsrn'd dancing by mail'
'rhe Glr, I eau tell hy the way you
,lrp On my lcss detroit Free presa
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
Silent Love

rhey sat hsneath the silent moon.
THIS seaside maid and summer chappy
No word 80 whisper broke the charm;
They vefe unspeakably happy
Judge
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
rhl.a Director. pronn,d

Ioa5 q truth notes that the Titled
direrc Is being dropped by company
prougir
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
nritIah AfrieA

Enr d j. to-day the virtual ruler
Of 81 ~ square miles Of African
ELntll
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13

larin has % commercial museum,
AM iie gossrnmsas labors steadily "a
Ia,sgss thea
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
LIABILITIES.

Surplus Fund ---- $50 o.
Undivided Profits ------ LAG o.
Deposits subject to check ION
which interest is not paid) S,789 6
SUPPLEMENTARY.
Highest amount of indebted
ness of any stakeholder,
person, company or firm
Including in the liability of
the company or firm the liza
billy Of the individual mem
Der thereof) directly or in
directly, if such indebted
ness exceed 20 per cent. Of
capital stock actually paid
in, and actual amount of
surplus Of the bank ---- Nor
How is Indebtedness in above
item secured? (See Sec
ton $50, Kentucky Stat
utes,
Highest amount Of indebted
ness Of any director or Off
Ger, II amount Of such in
debtedness exceeds 10 per
cent. of paid up capital
stock in bank -...----- No
(See Section 5s3 Kentucky
Statutes.)
How is same secured? ---
Does amount Of Indebtedness
Of any person. company or
firm including in the liabil-
ity q, 3 company or firm
tho z Of the individ-
ual meA Sereof. exceed
80 per GEM pf paid-up
capital and actual surplus
II so, state amount Of sch
!. indebtedness .-------.-...... -
Amount Of last dividend -
Were all expenses. losses, in "
terest and taxes deducted
therefrom before declaring
dividend. and was not less
than IL per cent. Of net
profits Of the bank for the
period covered by the diyi-
dend carried TO the surplus
fund before said dividend
was declared -..-.--...s
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
The Vain eun.t.

sought Tor a wonprn-uf 1hirty- 7
ln vain. u isEiain 60 me
- Thai AZ seonsn under hfty
y Arr not over twenty three
Cleveland Leader
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-07-13
expeditionS,
/. Drummond
a. ..LA

alHthp~-====-=.-.--=--
On cne Of u expeditions~
trail Africa TI Drummond nA
himself amopsk sannibals, who cas1
longing eyes on his person II be-
came necessary to make an impression,
50 Drlmmond produced powerful
magniying glass. end after an elo-
qren, egordirm called down FIRE from
heaven by setting fire to some grass
by concentrating the rays OF the sun
through the glass. After this the ma
tiyes lad no appetite for white ma
giciaa and Drummond went on his
way rejoicing. laden with native Of
ferInss.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-10-11

w WI "a OV0 AACO OANOAOA al ouAs
ficient quantities to Justify the
erection of q distilling plant in
connection with every corn can
merry.
A young preacher, says an ex-
change, was rather nervous, and
in referring to the miracle of the
feeding of the 5000 said: "And
the Lord fed five men with 1000
loaves and 5000 fishes" An IT.
ishman in the audience called
out: "Bedad | could do that
mesilf!" There was a general
litter and the young preacher, in
some confusion, finished his SER
mon. By the next Sunday he
had decided to correct his mis-
take and rebuke the lrishman, SO
at the proper time he again re-
ferred to the miracle, saying:
"And the Lord fed 5000 with
seven loaves and two fishes. :"
Pointing his finger at the Irish
man, he said: sCould you do
that?" Yes, / think | could, We
reverence-with what / had over
from last Sunday was the
quick reply.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1906-10-11
STATE STORIES.

81 ALL OAONAA0s
The editor of the Tagus Mirror
owns fast horse and is open for
all engagements.
Hugh Egan shot a Pelican at
Tagus that measured eight feet
from tip to tip.
At Hankinson a pole cat was
chased into the river and the
Drake News says that the fish all
died.
A horse was caughtin the gear
ing of a threshing machine at
Palda and relieved Of it's fly per-
suader.
The Lidgerwood Broadaxe is
making an effort to hold the lid
down on the blind pigs in that
locality.
The ladies OF Deering have or
ganized a village improvement
society and have tackled the
town pump question for a star
ter.
A farmer down near Sheldon
raised a large quantity of delic-
ious water melons and his crop
was harvested with juvenile
labor.
Martin Peterson, Ledger
wood farmer, was returning
home with load Of wood which
turned over, crushing the man
to death.
Most OF the newspapers thru
out the state are carrying full
page ads which shows the enter
prise OF the average North Da-
kota business man.
A wild cat was killed on the
Maltese Cross ranch one day last
week by Willis Pelsster and Chas.
Cornell. They ran the beast into
a cOrrel and killed it with clubs.
1t is rumored that Billy Mitch
ell, the principal man on the Nor
wich Item, down in McHenry
county, has begun war on the
blind pigs which infest that burg.
P.J. McCumber, the polished
political pilot of Pembina will
preach politics in the political
panorama in prosperous Ward
county during the coming cam
paign.
The Devils Lake journal init
mates that blind pigs are numer-
Gus in Ramsey county and says
the lid has been taken off and
thrown into a big coulee adjacent
to the lake.
Mrs. Dowing of Turtle Lake
had a runaway with her COW,
became tangled in the line and
when she was picked up it was
found that she had sustained a
broken leg.
We kant Sc enything else in
President Rozyfelt's sankshun
and adopshun OF Karnegis re-
form methud OF spelling but ad-
died trubls for the PRINTER and
more delite for his devil.
The members of the Fargo po-
lice force have been granted a
two days vacation each month,
thereby rendering them frequent
opportunities to enjoy the free
dom of private citizenship and
clean up their back yards.
Farmer Bronlee, who lives in
Durbin township near Mapleton
recently had forty hogs killed by
grey hounds that had a ravenous
appetite for pork and since then
eleven dogs have mysteriously
and otherwise disappeared from
neighboring localities.
Sam Svenumingson, a Tagus
bachelor, while getting supper
handled his gasoline stove in a
careless manner. The thing ex-
ploded, burned Sans hands,
likewise his house and furniture.
We would suggest that Sam get
someone to do his cooking.
A holdup artist at Devils Lake
got all that was coming to him.
He drew a gun on a bunch of
threshers and was taking their
money, when one Of the bunch
hit his arm, knocking the revolt
yer out OF his hand. Everyone
then took a turn at jumping on
him.
Merchant Kingsley's store was
entered by burglars last Satur-
day and operations begun to
crack the safe, but a bull dog
that lived in the store nights also
| lo<.~- H.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-18
y the Superior Court of the State of Washing

Tn the Superior Court of the State of Washing
ton for Thurston county.
Lewis J. Morrison, Plaintiff, vs. William May
hard, - Maynard his wife, whose Christian
name IL unknown, Robert Rosborough -
Rosborough whose Christian name is also un :
known. his wife, and all other persons un-
KNOWN Il any having or claiming to have an
after described, Defendants.
No. A 14l2. Summons.
The State of Washington: William kfayhard
- Maynard, his wife whose Christian name is
unknown, Robert ROsborough. - Rosborough,
his wife whose Christian name is unknown, and
all other persons unknown. II any, having or
claiming to have an interest in and to the real
property hereinafter described, Defendants.
You are hereby notified that the above plain
tiff, Lewis j. Morrison, was at the commence
ment Of this action and is the owner and holder
Of Certificate Of Delinquency No. 500, issued on
Thurston county, State Of Washington for the he
amount of $o0.Sg, the same being the amount
then due and delinquent for the taxes for the
years 1896. 1897. 1885, 1899 and 1900 together with
penalty, interest and costs thereon upon real
property assessed to said William Maynard, of
which he and the other defendants, above named,
the said county of Thurston, o.wit: Lot three
(3), section one n. township seventeen Q7)
north. range one ~ west, and also the south
same section one ny. and upon which plaintiff
has paid taxes other than those specified In said
Certificate of Delinquency No. 500 assessed
against saio real estate as iOilOWs: Inc taxes
for the years 1885, 1894 and 1895 evidenced by q
certain Certificate Of Delinquency No. lO7l, is
sued by the Treasurer of said comfy to said
county on or about November first, 1901, duly
assigned to said plaintiff on or about June 10th,
1902, for the consideration of S4S.55, being the
amount then due thereon, of which certificate
plaintiff has ever since been and 10 the holder
thereof, having then and there paid said Treas
urer said amount therefor. which ia now due and
wholly unpaid. In addition to the foregoing
taxes, plaintiff has paid the following taxes as
aaagad aai MATT rft
same has ever been paid otherwise than by him
(plaintifD to-wit:
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-18
NEWS OF THE STATE.

Ellensburg is having Q coal famine.
The Symonds machine works at
Centralia were destroyed by fire Satur.
day. Loss, $4,000.
At the Heath Shipyards on the
Puyallup river, Tuesday night, was
launched the largest gasoline launch
ever built on Puget Sound. The craft
is 80 feet in length and is built Of the
very best material, and a so horse.
power engine will be installed. The
launch was built for Capt. E. E. Hunt,
owner OF the steamer Crest. The
boat will run between Gig Harbor and
Point Defiance.
A sad mistake was made by Mrs.
Dan Sslzer, at Centralis, Wednesday
night, by giving her infant con . dose
OF morphine, instead of fever tablets.
The mother having . felon ON her
hand had been taking morphine tab
lets to produce sleep, and they were
mistaken for the fever tablets pre-
scribed for the child. Every effort was
made to counteract the poison but
without success.
A Trading Stamp case is before
Judge Huston's court at Tacoma. It
seems defendant bought tho stamps
" on tick" and don't want to pay for
them, aud alleges that he will not
have to pay for them as the NJ. B.
people who conduct that branch OF
the scheme, are engaged in an illegal
business and are guilty Of . misde-
meanor in operating it. Judge Hus.
ton has the matter under considera.
ton.
The grand lodge, Knights OF Pythiss
OF the State OF Washington, at Seattle,
Monday, elected the following officers /:
Grand Chancellor, H. d. Cooley, Of
Everett; Grand Vice Chancellor, Orno
Strong, of Tacoma; Grand Keeper of
Records and Seal, r. G. Parks, Of Wal.
la Walla; Grand Master OF the Ex-
chequer, Ben Havercamp, of Tacoma
Grand Prelate, H. G. Granger, of Sc.
attle; Grand Master.at-Arms, G. T.
Dulin, North Yakima; Grand Inner
Guard, Eugene Foster, of Sedro- Wool.