The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-19
He Strikes Country Where Peo-
pie Only Think in Hun
dred dollar Bills.
LABOR PROBLEM is
EASY OF SOLUTION
Money Enough in Nevada so
Nobody Need Ever Work
Again.
Special 10 The Tribune.

| opeclhJ 10 Inc Tribune.
GOLDFIELD. Nev., Nov. 1S.-':I
cot the fever an [ got it good an
PLENTY, - said The Salt Lake tenderfoot
10 the Recording Secretary.
"Sel that short. replied the Re
Cording Secretary "All you got is a
wcll-worn Jag ! bet Jimmy McTcrnay
! give you a bottle when YOU left Zion.
What You tryin' TO hand me, any
way2'
81 don t, mean no bodily ailment. -
The tcndertooU answered. 81 means
that ! got the stock fever. the minin
mug, or whatever you want to call it..
Do you know that when I hit this burg
] couldn t think past two plunks with
out snraining my-what IS that the doc
tors call IL when they want TO scare
YOU into the hospital'-anyway, il
what YOU think With mean what
some people think with
i Just wasr Z on, thnt was all. You
know ] was a.fyin' pretty low when
! lights here, and / hikes out to get
the price of room an slaughter in
the pan.
81 sees Tod Goodwin seilin down
the street an 7 flags him. Say, Tod
[ says, Il don t want TO shake YOU
Gown on short notice, but if you got
six-bits about you that needs exercise,
can give ii q workout for you.
Sorry, OF man. says Tod, but
the smallest | got IS hundrcd-dollar
Harry Mcmillan Has Coin
"When ] recovered my breath he
vas gone. Just then | spies Harry
Mcmillan an lie certainly looked good
To yours truly Say, but that boy is
Il lulu, After VIC shakes hands an
talks about the people of Zion lit
tie while / hits Harry for a plunk,
but he says he Is awful sorry, but that
h" aim { got ANYTHING smaller than five
hundred. am he always found it uu-
lucky to break five-hundred- dollar
bin upon the request of a friend be-
tween the houre of 5 and o clock in
he afternoon. ii was $3.50 when ]
nit him an while ] is tryin' to figure
out what he means ne ducks down the
street, sayin that he'd see me again
Right there | begins to get wise.
| goes into g place an rents chair
Tor five minutes, am when | comes out
l am shorely on. You mlghtn Z n
thought out the answer for a week.
but we Salt Lake tenderfoots can shore
l'ut on full head Of intellectual steam
IN mighty short space of time, when
hnr think tanks is a-workin proper.
an they re most always a-workin
proper.
81 then giv"s my hat a SASSY slope
IN proceeds on down the thoroughfare.
hadn t pranced more than one up an
-wo downs in the sidewalk when 7 !
I'll lust keep his handle |
nm an ! don I want none Of my I
friends touched by no feller with no |
'Iore flness than you got-anyway, [ |
sees Il bov a-comin' along that Ger. |
alnlv looks like $4,000 ore an he |
grabs my ml5 an gives me a shake |
hat would shorely have settled my |
unner II | d a-nad any. Then he tells !
ne that he ls plum tlckled to death |
o see me, an he looked 1t.
How are you, anyway?' he says
Tenderfoot Makes a Touch.
F" Just n little off feed saws I,
'llsncln across the street where n lot
L reilcrs is a-tryin' to see who can
my the most minin stock an pay the
'iggest price for it. 'You see. ] bumps
nto hard piece of luck a minute ago.
ducks over here to buy thousand
,. D. @. am, know you won Il be-
leve me, but I lacks Just five hundred
I havin. enough with me to clinch
he deal
- Is that all9' he comes back.
-. Well, it's enough, ain t it'' l re-
- Not as iong as there's certain
ndefnahc wGat-you .may.callit be. ~
ween lone-sutierin' companions back
Zion, saws he. an with that he
ulls out a wad that almost makes me
amt an skins off FIVE centuries for
le just AS you'd give cripple n
Jokle. If your girl was a-lookin' at
ou which You never did, SO far as I
uows,
tries to thank him, but he tells
ie not TO insult him am hits the
cards, ] then takes a duck myself
Jr the mining exchange, where / puts
p S599.25 on mimi deal, holdin'
ut that six-bits l mentioned, an I
m now lookin aroun' for a thorough
competent man. with good refer
nc's' 20 commence countin the inter