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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29
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Agrees with Hin At.a' ~

A trained nurse says
tlcc Of my profession ! Dove IA
many points In favor .. "''r
food that I unhesiia'.ul i'
Il % an my piicutH
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palate Tan essential lu i.,'
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for babies or the aged ua.l al
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slble. For fever patlcua @, '. pa h
liquid diet | ind Grape NiN "a u
bumon water very noutl Inns
iroshing. This recipe b. ml y', w
and ia made as follow soak u, ~
spoonful Of Grapefruit 100 O a
water for an hour strain aai ID Il
with the beaten white Of 90 W
a spoonful Of fruit juice o' ul, ID
This affords a great deal 'l -
mcnt that even the weak 49,,
can asslmilaie without any IN
MY husband is a ply IA
uses Grapo-Nu,s himself aal
II many times for HE pa.'''N IA
Personally | regard va M
Grapo.Nuts With fresh or .'. -.
a. the ideal breakfast i'I Nd
well or sick" Name given w
Co. Battle Greek. Mich ~
In any case Of sloma IN
nervous prostratlon or tf'.u IN =
10 days trial Of drapc.N NM W" "a
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building. and in this way "a N
trouble. There's = reason
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29

REGULAR Buardcr iiUH .
times am I golng 10 t,0
% pic1
Waiter Dunno, or
me In Keep giving 70 'r '.' ID" "
lI-Dclfolt Ffcc Pres
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29
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The Paying Teller Tin the nay and
Night bank, tcruunlting check -
How'll you have ~
Mr. Lushlngton -Jusht IN same
on'y don't put 10 much seller In IT.
Puck
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29

Pspa-My child. q shall ~ :,
less. are you well prepared " y"
battle OF ufe'
nlanthe-l think o. ha
been through three r.t's'-'
ready Washington s.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29
Mutt ps

Il guesa my once boys grandmother
h really dead"
what makes you think so1"
"lie asked 10 get OF yesterday ts
10 10 the ball eaine."-llouston Post
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29

Don't assault the TOOL who shoot,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29
Pnlsd Pi,so.

n man Who had started with n
friend on weeks automobile tour
stayed away two weeks When finally
'hey got back TO town. no wen, home
.nu IVA vile received him coldly'
nhat he dreaded was n scoldlnr and
40 upbralding. y am 30 glad 10 DO
hack with YOU here. dear" no ald
uu, ! pity Pltcoe. Poor old pl,coeY'
MhM "a the matter with Pi,coef"
.ald The lady. sharply. "Ah. poor fe,.
low. said her husband. "a, thla mo.
meht bis wife IA swing him the very
him on. ''' so'
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29

Don't take your wife and baby bug.
gy riding behind a nervous horse.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29

=. livery doss makes you feel letter. Lax
Eos keeps your whole inside neht. NOT one
gunc ~ full bottle. Sold on the MONEY
back plan VNCfyN hefv. Pfcu - cents,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29

his revolver In the air. lie may have
another load left.
Don't go on an excursion II you
have a happy home.
Don't put a cannon cracker under
your grandmother chair She may
have money to leave.
Don't forget the hre departments
telephone number.
Don't forget II you have no chill
dron. that the people who have them
are a good deal more anxious than
you are 10 have II all over and done
with.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-06-29

A man who speaks from experience
says that Il costs almost as much 10
keep a wife In clothes A. Il does 10
tesp an automobile In repair.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

Robert Speer, in the Democratic
club, shortly thereafter, we oo-
serve a couple of references 10
Paonia not having anything to DO
with Denver, etc. We presume
that in some way, how we haro'y
understand, we have incurred the
displeasure of the gentlemen VINO
were doing the talking. 1t may
be true that Mr.. Hughes does not
care how we vote out here. 1t is
this spirit of not caring a d"
about the outside counties that
lead the same to displace from
the state convention those dele
gates that represented the Denver
corporations. 1t is undeniaoie
that Denver does not fix the price
of Paonia's fruit, as MIR. SPeer is
said to have stated. Neither does
Paonia take any special interest
in the price that your trlends
charge Denver people for cleo
tricity. But when they attempt
to acquire a dictatorship over the
democratic party in order to
charge what they wish, Paonia
has chips in that game and pro-
poses to play her hand to show
down. This time we seemed to
have considerably the best hand.
The democracy is not, as you
seem to have imagined, Denver
institution or corporation ad-
junct. 1t is an organization that
owes its existence to citizens OF
every commonwealth in the state.
We all have an interest in the
democratic party and a right to
express our convictions in coun-
Gil. If the criticism of the emf
nent gentlemen was intended to
apply to the writer, we wish to
observe that we are still enjoying
the privilege of free speech in
spite of your able supreme court
and it's constructive contempt de
cision. If you referred to the
Delta delegation as a whole, they
will probably lose no sleep over
your reference to the Heart OF the
Fruit Belt.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

IN the matter OF state Offices to
be filled at the next election there
are two candidates who c rtainiy
stand as tar apart as can well be
imagined. We refer to Judge
Gabbert and Judge Seeds. The
former is the jimmy with which
the Mine Owners association and
Bill Evans have pred open Pan.
dora's box of evils. The latter
is the judge who in season and
out of season has endeavored TO
enforce the laws and protect the
people. Gabbert may properly
be considered a genuine unfair
nished corporation tool. Seeds
may as truthfully be dcnominated
the Peoples Friend. One is NOM
mated as reward of merit by
his party, the other is forced on
an unwilling convention by the
man whom he has served by
breaking every law on the books
upon which he could lay his
sacriligious hands. The choice
between them should be easy.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21
ACCORDING to the Denver Demo

ACCORDING to the Denver Demo-
crat Robt. Speer claims that I.
M. Patterson came to him and
tried to get him to use his in
fuence with the poPulist men,
bers of the Thirteenth assembly
to secure their votes tor Patterson
for Senator. 1t strikes us as
strange if true because to start
with Mr.. Speer was not supposed
to have much influence with popu-
lists. The writer had a hand in
that scrap and can testify that
there was never time when Mr..
Patterson did not have every
populist vote corralled for him
self. 1t was democrats we had to
labor with. Guess Robert is off
his trolley or else the Democrat
made a blunder in reporting his
speech.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

FRIDAY afternoon as we 60 to
press there is no change in the
situation as to whether there is a
republican ticket before the people
or not. The state is being ran
sacked for a candidate who will
step up and be slaughtered, but
with singular unanimity they all
wish to take the matter under ad-
yisement until after election. Nc
Donald is said to have expressed
a willingness to take it, and some
confidence is placed in the rumor.
He took the seat when it was
stolen for him, the chief thief is
on the ticket now in the person OF
Judge Gabbert and it would seem
perfectly in order and decent that
they should run together this year
In this county DIR. Follansbee has
been industriously circulating a
petition to Bill Evans to place
Goudy on the ticket, but this will
hardly be conceded. A. r. King
is also mentioned, but for tina,
matter every man that is knowr
outside of his own county is being
considered. We do not remember
ever seeing a republican nomina
ton go begging before in this
state. Must see something like
defeat staring them in the face.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

AT the risk of being branded as
a republican we desire to make
plea for what we deem good
patriotic action by the coming
democratic senatorial convention
for the 10th district. We disclaim
speaking with any authority.
Our suggestion is that OF a small
democrat in the rear rank who
has his own idea of what is meet
and Just in the matter of elect
ing men to office. There is no
avowed democratic candidate for
senator. Horace DeLong. of
Mesa county. has been nominated
by the republicans. In the last
Legislature Mr.. DeLong stood
like stone wall against the cor
poration cohorts who contem
plated stealing a governorshiP
At not one moment did he hesi-
tate He fought his party in the
open, putting up splendid battle
for decency. His ability in other
lines is admitted, but over and
above all is the fact that in try
ing situation he was too brave to
be coerced, too honorable to con
cur in the crowning infamy OF
that most infamous assembly.
The NEWSPAPER would most
gladly support Hon. Horace l.
DeLong We should like to see
the democratic convention place
him in nomination, thus giving
evidence that we believe virtue
! should be rewarded. We do not
want to see the democracy offer
opposition to the election OF hon
est, courageous and honorable
republicans, at time when hon
esty in the public service is SO
necessary and at SO high a pre-
MUM. In our opinion the great
desideratum at the present time
is to elect big, clean men. That
is why we are supporting the
democratic state ticket. That is
why we hope the party will give
us a chance to support DeLong
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

HERBERT +. MELLES, a prisoner
in the state penitentiary serving a
sentence for cmbezzlement of
funds from the Continental Tile
& Trust company of Denver,
died Friday night. after lingcr-
ing illness from typhoid fever.
Mellen was a model prisoner and
served as bookkeeoer to the dep
uty warden. The remains will
be sent to Boston for interment.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

EVERY year there has been talk
that possibly the large increase in
peach acreage might overstock
the market. Anyone can Judge
for themselves how long it will
take by watching the buyers snap
up every carload as it is ready for
shipment. There never will be
too many good peaches.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

convention held here today. He
is the present judge OF this dis
trict, He IS d popular and able
official. There is no question but
that he will be re elected. Judge
Stevens has been on the bench
in this district tor ten years.
His nomination was by acclama-
ton and the convention was in
session but a few minutes.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

MoNTRosE, Colo. Sept. IL
Judge Theron Stevens. of Ouray,
was nominated for district
judge for the Seventh Judicial
district by the democratic judicial
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

In the reports in the dailies of
the speech of Chas. J. Hughes,
made in the Albany hotel just
after the unseating of the Speer
delegation, and the speech of
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

If we may be allowed to sug-
gest we should advise Bill Evans
that if he cannot get candidate
for governor any other way he
might buy one.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

UP to the hour of going to press
none of the Delta county re-
publicans have accepted the G. o.
o. gubernatorial nomination.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

The Pueblo Chieftain offers one
thousand dollars reward for a
formula that will pull populist
off a republican ticket. They men
ton that it must be strong enough
to overcome Gabbertitis.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

GABBERT hangs on to that nom
anation like dog to a root.
The newspaper., 1906-09-21
THOSE RESOLUTIONS.

session. HG PuoliSosi
given out of courtesy to a friend
and we reserved the privilege OF
discussing them this week.
One of the first things we
should like to mention is that so
long as the liquor traffic is made
a source of revenue there is not
the slightest use IN trying to dis
courage its use by legislation,
There is always one effective way
to handle the question and that is
by educating not only the youth
but the general public, to habits
of temperance. But here again
our friends will not agree. They
want Legislation without refer
ence to what good it will do.
Many years ago Maine passed
stringent prohibitory law and
for all these years we have had
her held up as an example OF
temperance purity. But now
comes the word that the prohib-
itory law is to be re-submitted to
the people, and further it is stated
that there is practically no doubt
of the outcome. So little regard
have the people cf Maine for the
law that their papers announce
that the re-submission will mean
the certain defeat of the law,
How many lessons will the mis-
taken friends of actual temper
ance have to take to learn that
you cannot govern simple bad
habits by law Every effort is a
failure. Every step taken to
harrass the liquor traffic, every
cent OF imposition placed upon it
has but more firmly fastened it
upon the country.
If there was absolute freedom
in the matter, if there was no
more restriction upon the manu-
facture and sale OF whisky than
there is upon making and selling
lemonade, there would not be one
saloon in this broad Union that
would survive the shock for one
wear. To be sure there would be
whisky as before, but it would be
used only by those who wished to
use it. There would not be an in
centive offered to increase the
sale. 1t would be SO cheap that
no man could afford to waste his
time selling it. These facts have
been told over and over by men
who favor total abstinence and
still the churches harp on Prohib-
itory legislation, high license, local
option. levy little higher tax
now and then, all in the interest
of what? Apparently to increase
the amount of drinking. That is
all they accomplish. They have
increased the per capita consumP-
ton steadily for 100 years by these
methods. They have intrenched
the liquor dealers behind the breast
works Of high license and lots OF
internal revenue.
We should hope that no member
to be elected to the legislature will
pledge himself to any more coer-
Give measures. We have per
missive local option law. We may
vote once year on the question
and so far we have never observed
council that violated the instruc.
tions of the people on the subject
Any further local option laws are
simply nonsense and productive
of no change in present conditions
In our opinion the matter is sprung
merely to draw attention away
from something much more i'm
The newspaper., 1906-09-21

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The newspaper., 1906-09-21
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that operation one not to be dreaded.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-04-28

The bitter trail In a woman's 1ifo T..
be childlesS. Who can tell how harJ' 10
struggle may have been ere she Iasrr+' ne
resign herself TO her lonely lot? TbesE'
sence OF TINS INK to bind marital ia
together, the absence of this one nia5.,ee
to mutual affection is a common pG'iS Sas.e
polntment. Many unfortunate counfas
become estranged thereby. Even n 4 ~
do not drift apart, one may read tho VIZ
extent OF their appointment in tbn l l','o
OF such childless couple when tbev ~ ~
On the chlinren OF others. To them tbo
largest family does not seem too nDmar., l'''
In many cases of barrenness or Cbii'iS'
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but easily removable by painless oDprat.,.
treatment at the Invalids' Hotel Ana S..
gical Institute, Buffalo, n. Y. over vbf,I,
DR.. Pierce OF the Fayorite PrpscriutianS
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1t has TO its credit hundreds of thousands
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DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are fla
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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-04-28

that was both swift and interesting to
the onlookers, and Of deep Importance
to at least one of those concerned,
Every evening he came and each time
stayed longer But always and only
to tea.
why don't you come to lunch?" she
asked him one day
'Oh, | can't very we'll"
But it isn't far from your Officer"
"Oh, no, quite near! About FIVE
minutes walk"
II suppose you like somewhere else
better? Tigers is only good enough
for tea? / see
Really, no; it's not that at all"
II suppose you do have lunch?'
"Oh, regularly"
well, come here. We have very
nice joints and things, and this table
isn't always full. That is, OF course,
If you care for me to wait on you"
Poor Tomklns That look and piece
of muffin nearly finished him. He had
to clasp her hand before he could re
ply.
Winnie, you know it's not that"
well. why don't you Gomez
And her smile detied him to give a
sensible reason.
Look here" he answered, you come
off early tomorrow night, don't you?'
YES"
Meet me at the corner of Chancery
Lane and let us go for n walk to-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-04-28

WINNIE'S TRIUMPH.
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Y7S7 Il was known as Thoughtful
Jr1I Tomkins" among his acquant-
ances; his intlmates called him
IT T." Thus does friendship assist
to longevity. And, because the sobri-
quet was not inappropriate, he felt EN-
barrasSlngly out of place at the sub
urban ball, where he first met her She
seemed most bewilderingly beautiful to
the tail, shy youth, as he leaned
against pillar. his moist hands clasp
ed behind him. That night Cupid was
In form no second shaft was needed
After weeks Of fruitlcss searching he
met her again. with IA patience worthy
of the best of causes he had tried to
find her unaided But he only knew
her as the most beautiful girl in Lon
don; So his quest was Il tribe difficult.
At length. with many bushes he
turned to the friend who had first in
/ troducpd them and promptly secured a
/ clue
oh, she's In teashop somewhere in
the city"
Then he began a course IF teas and
lunches extending over "A wide area.
! Faint yet pursuing. he sat down ON a
spring evening ut one Of the familiar
/ species of marble topped tables. and
1 from behind him there approached tha
white-capped vestal who served thar
/ particular altar.
YES, it was she: aud NE could only
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-04-28
HOPES THIS HOUSE WON'T BURN.
Newest Thing in Dwellings for Folks Who
Are Afraid of Fire.

\ house which is described as "thc
most remarkable dwelling in central New
York and probably the most indestruct-
ible" has been built recently by john Il.
Osborn of Auburn.
1t appears that Mr. Osborn has beon
burned out twice and doesn't pine to add
a third experience of the sort so be has
put up re-Cnforced concrete house
for which the boast is made that il
could not be burned up. nor probably
blown up by anything but il very eX-
ccptiOnal charge.
The upper walls consist Of four inches
of brick on the exterior, then eight inches
of concrete building blocks. then four
inch air space--heated in winter by
line of steam pipe-and four-inch in
terror brick wall. The whole interior
structure is supported on the concrete
columns that Use from cellar to roof,
supporting the floor platforms.
Each concrete column has its spinal
core of twisted steel OF the floors, not
only the main beams and lateral cross
beams are Of steel concrete but the floor
areas themselves. Shafts three feet
square carry steam. water and lighting
pipes and various wires from cellar to
attic. The only cumbustibe material
consists of wooden window and door
frames and the wainScotng Of the dining
room and lower tloors.--New York Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-04-28
ATTACKED THE HEART
Awful Neuralgia Case Cured to Stay
Cured by DR.. Williams
Pink Pills.

Neuralgia in any form is painful but
when it attacks the heart It's frequently
fatal. Complicated with indigestion of
81 form that affected the vital organ it
threatened serious consequences III an in
stance just reported. The case is that of
Mr.. +. L. Graves, of Pleasanthill, La,
who tells Of his trouble and cure as
follows:
g travelled considerably, was exposed
to all kindsof weather and was irregular
i'll my sleeping and eating. l suppose
this was the cause of my sickness, at
any rate, i'll May, 1905, had got so bad
that / was compelled to quit work and
take to my bed. 1 had a good doctor
and took his medicine faithfully but
grew worse. I gave up hope of getting
better and my neighbors thought / was
surely going to die.
81 had smothering spells that it is
awful to recall. My heart fluttered and
then seemed to cease beating. / could
not lie on my left side at all. My hands
and feet swelled and so did my face
After reading about Dr. Williams Pink
Pills i'll newspaper | decided to try
them and they suited my case exactly
Before long I could see an Improvement
and after taking a few boxes | was en-
tirely cured. am glad to make this
statement and wish it could cause every
sufferer to try DIR. Williams Pink Pills, !"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills do not simply
deaden pain; they cure the trouble which
causes the pain. They are guaranteed to
contain no narcotic, stimulant or opiate
Those who take them run no danger of
forming any drug habit. They act
directly on the blood and it is only through
the blood that any medicine can reach
the nerves.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists or will be sent, postpaid, on
receipt of price, so cents per box, six
boxes for So. so, by the DR.. Williams Med
icine Co., Schenectady, NY.