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not their brothers keeper. May the coal bins soon be filled. May the
 pocketbooks soon be replenished. May
 the poor become richer while the rich become weaithier by the cultivation of generous impulses.
 Here's to the gray haired men and
 women. In this new year may their
 juniors display a better appreciation of their rights, more anxiety for their : welfare and make ample provision for their declining years.
 Here's to the employer of men ana
 women and children. May he become more considerate of his employees.
 May he understand that the iaborer Is worthy of his hire.
 Here's to the burden bearer in every cline. May his burden grow lighter and may his strength increase.
 Here's to the president of the Un- tied States. May the president and the members of his family be pre- served from sickness and distress, and may his official acts be controlled with an eye single to the public good
 Here's to the United States of Am erica. May they become the greatest of all world powers, not because of the strength of their army and navy, but by the force of good example. May this nation return to the fountain whose waters spring close by the blood of the revolution" May it have a new birth of freedom and assert at every opportunity, in act as we'll as in word, the principles upon which it was founded and to the cultivation of which 1t owes it's high fame and great progress.
 Here's to the lovers of liberty throughout the world. May they never earn to compromise on liberty's def milton. May thcy not lose courage because of temporary defeats. May hey stand for truth ''unawed by in- iuence and unbribed by gain"
 Here's to the American citizen who | hinks for himself. whatever his pres 'nt-day politics may be. May he con inue to resent the notion that those | gho have been "divineIy appointed" ] O control the property of the coun- " have been ordained of God to do | he thinking for the people
 It is not easy to simulate the exam lie of that fine old Kentucky negro, rho, kneeling at the throne of grace. .ast to the winds all thoughts of elf and in the generosity of his soul rayed: Remember de rich and re- member de DOT, remember de bond nd de free; and when you git fru all round. den, good ord, remember me" But in the I pirit of this day we may. at least. oin with Tiny Tim" in the reverent ppeal: God bless us, every one"
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CURED CUM BAGO

4. B. Canman, Chicago. writes Mar 4, 1903. Having beeen troubled with Lumbago at different times ard tried one physician after another. then diff, ferent oinIments and linimerts. gave it up altogether. So I tired once more, and got a bottle of Ballard s STOW Liriment, which gave ne almost instant relief can cheerfsdiy recon mend it, and will add my name tG your list of sufferers" Said by Rine hart's Pharmacy.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-01-03
THE TERRITORIAL FAIs.

The first territorial fair was held in Phoenix last week and from reports received it's success far exceeded the expectations of those who promoted it. Especially was the attendance much greater than had been expected and every section of the territory sent many representative citizens.
 The success of this first attempt al holding territorial fair is an assur ance that the annual fairs will be come more popular as the years go by
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IT IS FOR LADIES. TOO.
They Gan step Their Hair Fai;s.S Out
 wttk Herpicide.

Ladies' who have thin hair and s1soss hair is sailing out, can prevent the hai, falling ost, and Faicken the growth. viii Newbro's -Herpiet5e." Besides, Ht-rr.. eide is o1sr of the most agreeable AnI, dressings there is Herpicide kills ak, dzndruff esrm that eats the hair off $, the root. After the germ Is dcstroysst the root win shoot 1p. :<nd the hair gro9 lofrS as ever. Everr a sample will ccrs vince any lady- that Newbro's Herpicle, is an indispensable toilet recrisate. I. contains no oaior grease. 1t win sr.st stain or dye. Sold by ieadfag druxzixts Send ioc. fs stamps for san7pie to The Herpi> eide Co, Detrslt. Mick.
 For Sale by Bfstee' Drug Co.
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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-11
DR.. Holmes Revenge.

When The Last Leaf vas publish
ed by Oliver Wendell Holmes 4 critic
attacked it savasely and cruclly. Dr..
Holmes. though ilnportuned by friends,
did nothing in revenge. lie waited for
time to avenge him, which time did
literally. The critic fell upon evil
days and ended his existence with sui
eide. Tie only norceau Of personal
revenge which the good doctor allowed
himself was to cut out the paragraph
about his cncmy's career and paste
it in his scrapbook on the same page
which contained the original criticism
and the announcements of the success
sive editions of the poem. This was a
mild revenge, but even this was un-
worthy Of DR.. Holmes.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-11
Great Mistake of a
Fool Photographer

"~ONFOUND it!' exclaimed the
proprietor of the regular sum-
~ mer resort on the lake. 'Con-
found it!' he repeated, with an empha-
sis that made it mean something very
much stronger.
"What seems to be the trouble?' ask
ed his wife as she watched him glar-
ing disgustedly at the photographs he
held in his hand.
"Oh, nothing; only this fool photogra-
pher has made great mistake, ami
one of these pictures will have to be
taken over again. wanted to send
them all to the .engraver's today, and
now we shall have to wait several days
perhaps before this one will be ready"
"But what is wrong with it? 1t looks
all right from here"
what is wrong? Can't you see that
in photographing our string Of fish for
the picture One Days Catch he turn
ed the biggest bass so that the moth
eaten place showed plain as day? Now
I'll have to go and get out those old
musty things and have all that work
done over again! That reminds me
that we really ought to send to a city
market somewhere and get some fish to
taxidermiZe or we may find ourselves
without an exhibit at ALL
Saying which, he went out and turn-
ed the hose on the lake.-Chicago News.
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DrnzeD ThcftS.

During the South African war an i'm
mense stone monument was removed
at Cape Town during the night. and no
one knows to this day by whom or why
it was taken. Some years ago, in broad
daylight. a clever and bold gang OF
thieves carried off Il valuable fountain
fourteen feet high from Uxbridse with
out exciting the suspicious Of any one
and quite recently an omnibus was
calmly removed, horses and all, while
standing urguarded outside 4 public
house in London and has never been
seen or heard Of since. 1t would seem,
indeed. that it is often far easier to
steal big thing than a little one
London Telegraph.
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Broken Promise.

"You advertise a homelike air about
your place, do you not?" asked the
guest.
81 do" replied the hotel man.
"You advertise that special effort is
made to give a home atmosphere to tie
dining room, don't you?"
eyes, sir"
"Then how is it that I have eaten
four meals here and at none Of them
has any one told me that the cook is
going to quit, that the milkman is
cheating us, that the Browns just must
keep their dog out Of our flower beds
and that can't expect my dinner to be
satisfactory if do not get home in
time for it"-Judge.
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Seemed to 7IITc HIM ,corz1crcd.

The teacher wa3 discoursing to the
class Oil the wonders of nature. Take
tie familiar Illustration OF the sting Of
wasp" he said, AS compared with
the finest needle. Wien examined
through microscope the sting is still
sharp, smooth and polished. while the
needle appears blunt and rough.
1t is so with everything. The works
Of nature are infinitely superior to
those Of art. Try how we may, we
cannot improve on nature
1T isl't so with my eyes, teacher" "
said Il little girl in the class. s
"Wh;'. how is that. Nellie?' lie asked.
"Causc nature made me cross eyed. y
she said. "and the doctors fixed my
eyes all right
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BoWser BuuS
A Stone Dog
Philosopher Wanted to Have an
Art Ornament In His
Front Yard.
HE SECURED A BARGAIN
Nashbors, However, Were Not Agreed
as to Identity Of the Animal
Sculptmed.
He SECURED A BARGAIN

3r tCopyright, 1906, by Eugene Parcells.1
TN the middle Of the afternoon the
other day Mr.. Bowser came home
riding on the seat with the driver
of an express wagon, and in the
body Of the vehicle was q stone dog
representing canine Of the Newfound-
land breed. 1t is needless to add that a
crowd Of boys were following the wag-
on and passing remarks on the dog.
They were not all agreed as to whether
it was dog, calf or goat, but they
followed on with determination to
see the thing through to the end.
what does all this mean?' asked
Mrs. Bowser, as Mr.. Bowser entered
the house for moment to slip into an
old coat.
81 have been looking around for the
last year for yard ornament" he re-
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His Book.

A man named Matthew Price know
Perhaps know him rather too we'll
He's good enough as fellows go.
But somehow never seems to "do well"
Law, real estate silver mine,
A factory for canning pumpkins.
A butcher shop, trolley line
And selling lightning rods to pumpkins.
A dry goods store with clothing (men's),
Collecting bills for folks who trusted
With keeping bees and keeping hens
All these he's tried-and always busted.
Now he has writ book. Although
I can't exactly say what's in 1t.
It seems to me 1t ought to 60
It's this: Success and How to Win It."
Hayden Carruth in Woman's Home
Companion.
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Too Soon.

'I am thirty-fve years DID," an
nounced u woman Of fifty-six at tea
last week.
"And am twenty-six," said the wo-
man of forty-five. Then, turning to a
girl Of seventeen who stood near by,
she asked, "How old are you. Ethel?'
"Oh," replied Ethel, according to
present reckoning, I'm not born yet"
New York Life.
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A SattricaI Suggestion.

"Love." said the sentimental girl, "is
the poets greatest theme"
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne, ''po-
cts havs had great deal to say about
love, but the subject doeS not appear
to yield them the substantial rewards
that it has for florists, confectioners
and jewelers.. ."-Washington Stat
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"You don't know, Ella, what terri
BILE man this doctor is! He speaks ten
languages and he doesn't propose in
onev'-Fliegende Batter.
Little Satisfaction.

Here you," growled the fat man in
the corner seat of the crowded car,
my feet are not there to stand onv'
That's So" replied the quiet offend
er, "since you're sitting down you don't
need 'em for that purpose, do you?'-
Catholic Standard and Times.
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Mixed.

The Paying Teller Gin the Day and
Night bank, scrut: ezing check)-How'n
you have it?
Mr.. Lushington-Jusht th' same
on'y don't put so much seltzer in it.
Puck,
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Placing Him.

young man." began the dignihed
gentleman in black dress, have you
fully considered the future? Have you
made provisions for the hereafter? Is
it not time
Pardon ne one moment, please, but
are YOU a minister or life insurance
agent ?"-Milwaukee Sentinel.
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Worth While.

Miranda-I don't care if he does own
an auto and a steam yacht, I won't
marry him! Why, he's regular flat.
Mrs. Matchmaker-Yes, dear, but
flats with all the modern improvements
are very desirable.-New York Life.
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Barnynrd Gossip.

"That wind pump puts on lot Of
airs" remarked the steel tank.
"Well. why shouldn't it," rejoined
the wooden bucket "It's we'll connect
ed."-New Orleans Times-DemOcrat.
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f the Bab7 is Cutting Teeth,

Be sure and use that old and we'll tried
remedy, Ms. Winslcw's Soothing
S.rup, fcr childre teethi1g. 1tsooth-
es tn child, softe'' the gums, allays
all pain, cur e. win cole and is the
best remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty
five cents a bottle.
If It is the best of all.
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piled, "and was just lucky enough to
come across one today. 1t is jim
dandy of a stone dog. A more lifehke
thing never saw, and as the man was
hard up got it at bargain. Think Of
getting stone dog as big as that for
seYen dollars! Why, there is almost
enough Of him to build house
aWouldn't. a flower vase have been
more appropriated? queried Mrs. Bow
ser, as the crowd of boys at the gate
had fight over the question as to
whether one of the dogs hind legs was
not longer than the other.
Wanted Work Of Art.
asYou wait till I get it in place and
see. Any one can have flower vase,
but when you come down to stone
dogs you have got something novel,
original and a work Of art. It will be
the only one in this part of the city.
pll bet you that within a week have
an offer of $50 for it."
Mr.. Bowser went out and helped the
expressman unload the dog and carry
1t into the yard and place it in GER
tain position. OF course they We're
ably assisted by the boys, who whis-
tied, snapped their fingers and shout
ed "Doggiew at the senseless thing.
Driving them out Of the yard didn't
bring peace. The dog was where Mr..
Bowser wanted him and looking proud
ly at the green curtains of the house
across the street when along came the
TAT grocer and stopped to lean on the
gate and observe:
1Purty good for you, Bowser; purity
good for you.
ssYou like it, do you?"
Natural as life. It's wonder to
me that the butcher didn't pick it up
for sign"
"What do you mean?"
seWhy, it's calf, and calves are
veal, and butchers sell veal. 1t runs
right from A to H."
ga calfv' shouted Mr.. Bowser. 'You
may be an ass, but don't talk about a.
dog being calf!v'
ooh, it's a dog, eh? Well, mebbe
tits. OF course there are all kinds of
dogs in the world, and don't s'pose
I've seen all kinds. Excuse me for
taking your dog for calf
Came Into the Yard.
The grocer was waddling down the
street with a puzzled look on his face
when an old woman entered the yard
and was making for the basement door
when Mr.. Bowser asked what was
wanted.
"Could ye spare pors WILDLY woman
8 cents?" she replied.
After a moments hesitation the coin
was drawn out and handed to her, and
in her gratitude she exclaimed:
'eWhat a bewtiful thing it is to be
rich! Never in all my life will have
money enough to buy stone colt like
that"
"Colt. woman! Haven't you got eyes
in your head?'
81 lave, sir. but as both Of them
squint & trifle perhaps they have de-
ceiye6 De. All, see now. It's not a
colt. but lion. and he's so lifelike that
he seems about to roar. Thanks for
the money, sir. and may you and your
lion live q. thousand years."
Mr.. Bowser stood off and gazed at
that dog. He viewed him from seven
different points Of the compass. There
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Safer.

Patience-It's a very bad sign to tum-
BILE upstairs. Patrice-Even so, ia
rather do that than tumble downstairs.
-Yonkers Statesman.
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Oucht to Know Better.

'She says there's nothing she enjoys
more than nice love story" said Miss
Giggles.
"You surprise me-" exclaimed Hen
peck.
"Why, she always did like them"
eyes, but she's been married now for
some me."-Philadelph Press.
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Before the Wedding Trip.
As He Goes.

s'It's queer"'
"What%'
''The man who pays as he goes IS
most welcome to stay" American
Spectator.
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Evolution.

Employer-Yes. 1 want a man for
chauffeur who is strictly honest.
Applicant-Yer won't after you've
paid few fpes,-New York Life.
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RUSSIAN PROVERBS.

Without cheating. no trading.
Every fox praises his own tail.
A debt is adorned b. payment.
A good beginning is half the work.
Every little frog is great in bis own
bog.
Trust in God. but do not stumble
yourself.
Go after two wolves anl yoI will not
catch even one.
If God doesn't forsaEe Us, the pigs
will not take us.
The deeper ::ou hide anything the
sooner you find it,
Be praised not for ,!our ancestors
but for your Virtues.
Send a pig to din2er and he will put
his feet on the t::b!!r.
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DRESS GOODS AND SILKS.

We have very good bargains in all departments and
will be pleased to have Lexington friends call and be-
shown through our stock
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IT IS PLEASANT TO TAKE.

1t excites q pleasing sense OF warmth
in the stomach. diffusing itself through
the system. 1t augments the appetite i'm;
proves digestion. wards off malarial and
thus prevents chills and fever, and is a
perfect regulator to the whole system.
25, Soc. and s1.00 bottles. For sale
at the Bazaar. Wholesale by the Murray
Drug Co., Columbia,
1y-July 6, 05. Il.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-25

Of the Philharmonic Society in Carnegie Hall
next Friday afternoon and evening. Miss Maud
Powell VIII Introduce a novelty in the shape OF
4 violin concerto by Jean SibeliUs, and an or
chestral transcription Of Bach's organ sonata
II r rG- by Hermann Hans WetZler Will De
t-dFec- The sonata is only quasl-noVelty'
however, even in its transformed shape, for Mr.
Weller brought II forward one Of his own
concerts on December 3, 1903. The remaining
huHoers VIII be the overture 10 "Oberon" and
0ehunann's symphony in Q.
Jean sibelus is not a wholly new name 10 the
music lovers of New York. though there are
SUI many musical centres in Europe 10 which it
has not yet penetrated. On January 81 and Feb
rl4Iy l, 1902, the Philharmonic Society brought
1oT"ard his symphonic poem, or legend, as
1e calls IT, entitled 'LemmenkAinen Journeys
aSnlewarCs," and last December his overture
fll-anaIa-' was played al d popular concert
= = me metropolitan opera House, and within a
"eeh al Z concert Of the Russian symphony Or
C-esua. A. might be guessed from the titles
- 1ese and oe-ers Of his compositions, Sibe-
Us Is Z tinI and as q creative musician he is
teA=4y under -ne sway Of those impulses
NAcn during the last half century or more have
t'vtucec national schools Of composers. He is
- I-e eLJol 4ncnt Or q sUbVention which enables
- 70 devote himself largely 70 giving express
s1A 70 the feelings which inspire the people Of
e--.-ana IL The contemplation Of their history
az laeir store OF legends. Thus far if the
--11i may bee permitted individual utter
-: lnls expression may be said 10 have spent
tI11 TsI-1 II tEe subjects which he has chosen for
t-2-it'-ol-- DE mas gone 70 the national epic.
-e ha-eFala." for the inspiration for a SYM
---s which bears the title "Kullervo'' for TWO
sS.n-gnonic poems, 'LemmenkAineu" and The
~ 81 u Iuonola,' and for pianoforte lyric;
.Lys --as a-s2 written orchestral suite entitled
tts--e 10 The name Of what might be called
re- --esl outpost Of Finland. the overture al
a4~s --7t-I-oHed- "F1nlandla." and 10 him is
T,st ,H cI5l-I tor having composed the first Fin
Su opeta Oh genuinely Finnish subject
grz--s is regarded by the Firms as their
ras,[fst AElig Composer. He was born in Ta-
- Fialanc. u. December \ 1860 and as
acgri-.5 7s@I the study Of the violin. Having
sof(-f -"nal might De called q grammar
yers, y- education. ne matriculated al the mn
his MIA WIZ The intention Of making the law
eis devoted himself to music He betooi, btr,,' ,Iy
HeIsir4eie 4ie mn Sic school OF Martin Wegelius in
oerf le.ls, -, studied in 1889 and 1890 under AL
.tee-. %erlin. au" wont for finishing
III - r-na. He
has SIN. con -ez.n Tors. where he
cactor sra -@bored with vast industry as con
DAosS . ~. c2ilposer He has written pisnoforte
Ser naaAtn. soaSz osnxatsx syr,,
New-York tribune., 1906-11-25


E,rnburv Methodist Episcopal Church BROOKLYN a'
"a o'clock this evening
c,,,IIe EIleiser Instructor in elocution. whose
,,d,oe are al No 1863 Broadway is organizing d
special class in eocution public sPeakI sell sell
ta cd bnsiness men An explanatory booklet
will be sent any one on application
7 Edmund Ski1 in addition TO his teach1ng' mas
9 large clientele of pupils in Plalnheld N i. ne
rscenrlv gave a pupils recital in the FIRST Meth
odist Church OF that place at wnlch IAe Io44o"--e
nuniIs participated: Frederick kreidler' SOLO pass
- ba f,resb,,rerian Church Of Westield; Miss Cor
nelia Sampson. soprano Of the same church' MISS
Aenes RaiIey Mrs Bertha s. Sk'n, MISS fIorehce
conroy Mrs Ethel B. Tugwel cq9tTaFo OF Car 5ne
los = Gallup, the bass or the sane cnori -llS
Mss Helen Whitney, Miss Laura Gesswein ana
MIS- Bertha Van Nuise willis, soprano Of the
q chorus of twenty-five women
Mrs Helen Robinson C1auder, the pianist, with
= o1,is F,brke violinst, assisted by George E
C1auder ceIlist. gave recital last week in Wal
lace Ha o6e and included Beethovens
Sonata" and Arenskys trio in d minor
Moritz F. Rubenstein, teacher Of many leading
singers. will receive limited number aaf oil puplS
lion Van der Helm violiuist and musical di-
rector of the Young Mems Christian Association,
announces that he has opened a studio at No. 3l4
West 9th street for beginners and advanced stu
/ DENTS in solo, ensemble and orchestra playing M
- der Helm received lis musical education In
| Holland and finished his studies al the Royal Con
sart-aTorv n Brussels in 1886, having held three
1'sa-eS scboiarship from the Queen OF Holland He
! Iss been connected for the last eight years with
Victor FIerberts orchestra. the Philharmonic so
| c,atv and other organizations.
The Vegara Studios of Music. No, 46 West 4Sth
/ .aa+ announce Mrs. Charles Baguley soprano, aa
solois+ at the grand opera, oratorio and ballad
conCert to be held Monday evening. December 3
! 1oo4',or roegfc Iycelm Nrs Baguley a pupil OF
60 o. Vsrar.i for several years Toronto, She
9iiie Iii sing the grand aria The PRAYER from Der
1E-,.ai,iitz' by Won Weber also IN the trio from
/ AttiIa" by Verdi
,,r 7, HasselI OF No Il West 9sth street
- T3szt's ''Tarantelle' and Rubnsten'i
,Esmmennoi Ostrow" at the concert on Novembei
s,nu nv the Island League in St karthclo
! 20 narish house. IN 42d street He also was
nieTo Eoloist the programme OF me La'ril
! pdaio - pTooklyn, the preceding evening.
! r,. nunil. Of the Ogden Crane American schoo
os 90 rsu g1Ss . psr1oEnznss 0o Dseanahs1