New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The doctor who is bluntest with his adult patients
has always a soft heart for children. London
surgeon who had been called to attend little lad
dangerously sick with diphtheria performed the
operation of tracheOtomy and to his great joy saw
the boy revive. During the next few DAYS every
thing passed of beautifully, but the doctor wanted
to hear his small friend speak This far the
patient had not done Il am sorry he can't speak
TO me, nurse. because I'm going up to London to-
day and shan't know whether 70 bring him horse
a gun" 1t the doctor speaking at the
little one. tiny finger stole up to a wounded
throat, and the ghost of baby's voice whispered.
please, doctor. bwng a tickle gun"
Cause she's marryin' the wrong man. an told
EN- I'd sing right out an tell the preacher So
What is the matter with the young manY'
He yanked me out from under the sofa once an
spanked me!'-(Chicago Tribune.
Governor Hoch of Kansas. according to The
Kansas City Journal" tells a story that always
strikes the right spot with the farmers One time
a merchant put up a blackboard in his store and
asked his customers to write their It
and opposite tell what they doing for hu-
manity. A lawyer wrote. 4 plead for all" A doc
wrote, Il prescribe for all" a preacher wrote,
I pray for ALL" An old farmer walked up. wrote
his name, scratched his head awhile and then
wrote, Il pay for all"
A New One on Neutrality-suspicious. on. George. q"
cried one of young Washington's playmates tine
croETt all here and were ,s g19tng in swimming
future father Of his country I've got 10 stay here
Been keeling over some more cherry trees?'' in
YES" answered the truthful George Il cut down
dads favorte tree and now he's making me cut
oh. we'll" cried one of the boys as the crowd
started down the road toward the swimming hole
Later in life. when George severed the bond be.
the boyish remark.-(LippincOtts
Ilri,tsb r,tr;e+a- tho pa,, yK-ul{,,-,
Hereford, has COMPOUNDED all the valetudinarians
For thirty-fve years he took no more exercise than
was involved in walking from room to another
He was hearty eater, with taste for indgestibIe
things. Yet he never had days Illness and al
ways looked the picture Of health, and ne lived to
enjoy hearty meal on his lo5th birthday.
THE SNAPSHOT.
Come on; all ready Stand right there
III III tel tell YOU when I'm taking Wait
No nO-the cameras straight
How far is It, do you suppose?
NJ 4 m FOG focusing sdIg, at twenty feet
And doesn't baby look too sweet
Now. Wait minute can't get
You all in somehow. Mamma nIease
Move close to papa-clcser yet
or sit. With baby on your knees
now N we MaitmyoI re partly in the shade.
or else she won't show. I'm afraid
And, Papa. You sit, too. Let's see
o. 30 qc mat wont S do your feet are out
As big as f5rryboats about!
Turn catty -coyner-there, Now M
That won't do Wait. I guess We planned
Perhaps you oil had better stand
NO, Wait.-untn the sun is bright
How mean cloud should Interfere
You re all three row exactly right,
Just fine! And baby's moved oh 5ear,
but, IheleEit's coming out! Now, quick!
Just look at sis-Im taking" (Ciickp
mere now. It's over with. You're tool,
-(St. Nicholas.
1t Is estimated that four thousand perso,s nab
living by begging in London Their incomes 49,
age 81 90 week This makes a total oItoga,ber
Of N'5nON year. Two thousand begears NO.,
arrested on the streets last year. Many OF then,
n"u III 'ne'' possession considerable sums Of money
besides bankbooks showing deposits
one on Bragg.-Some years ago in ,,,t
SouIh was me late Colonel Brasg but 6e bad '9
Not only did Colonel Bragg's djsDos;,to- iz-,.--
~ atTl Il1le 10 time IN serious differences vim
an,icabie $50 Uut also LED him to break OFF
estlmaole lurst who. while presiding ovtr mus nus,
incurred the resentment OF the advocata Sl"h
io1s time the colonel declined even to suaaL TOT
3Hage save when II was absolutely necess,r ~ 't i
FINALLY l however. his better nature getting the
10 Judge Robinson and endcavor 10 e6attt re
ntewoi ot Iher former comparatively pleasant roll
500 90 80 tIE lhg Judge one afternoon on the
Steps on 'aS STATE House he npulsvey thrust our
See here, Judge let's be friends again ry,,-
'.Wh 5@ s' RT,, en long enough"
est and miidest ina ginab WHIP, y! 't'e meek
Simply this. Judge, contir,,o, -.
admire You so Immensely that ca156{{ f hragg
~ 80 Ie SonGhl to remain bad terms anS io2va y
w. w y ylaJ must must speak 10 YOU" 0'9''
90 Me-, bragg piped the Judge In the tbir,es,
his face bW ea lfa5sned look OF establishment ON
Ing TO me- e. Diass' haven't you been speak,
At TINS the lawyer wilted--dlDpncott,