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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

The talk of compromise at the Ike
nublican convention at DeS MONIES
Iowa. was quite general Tuesday mghi
r,mor saying that the two steering
committees are to be brought together
to agree on 4 ticket.
Sixty thousand glass milk jars in U.S.
IN Rhode Island We're declared 70 De 81
short measure according to state
ment made Tuesday by Capt. Geo. II
Pottis state sealer Of weights anG
measures. Capt. Pettis declares thai
many Of the glass milk bottles which
have been condemned by Massachu-
setts inspectors for the past 10 years
have been shipped to Providence.
Justice Mclean of the supreme court
at New York Tuesday signed an order
authorizing the Democratic Club 10
change its name to that of the Nation
al Democratic Club. The petition oil
the club, on which the order was is
sued. declared it to be the purpose OF
the club to extend its operations To al
sections of the country. and to admit
to membership citizens of all the
states.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
WALDO.
MUSkINGUM.

j. II. Coffin Of Auburn is visiting hi.
daughter Mrs. f. J. Hatch.
Mrs. Ruby Holt Of Liberty and hel
two children visited at +. Il. Lunt'>
last week
Stilln;an Turner has bought the ha.
on the Daniel Baker farm.
Charles Davis has bought and cut Tho
hay on the Charles Pinkham farm.
Mrs. Flora Porter returned last week
for a visit to her sister Mrs. NJ. +. Car
penter of Liberty.
Mr.. w. w. Lrnt of Merden Conn.
visited his mother MIS-. Samuel Lunt
last Sunday.
Mr.. ana Mrs. Ed. Marlen of Fair
field visited at Amos Rrawns Sunday
SOUTH MONTvILLE.
The Cd annual reunion of the Prescott
family will be held at the home of Oren
w. Ripley, South Montville. Saturday
August II, 1906. All connections of
the family are cordially invited to at
tend. A picnic dinner will be served.
The 18th annual reunion Of the Nor
ton family will be held at the home of
Oren w. Ripley. South Montville, sat
urday. August is. 1906. All OF those
who are in any way related to the fam
lily are cordially invited to attend
Picnic dinner.
HALLDALE.
Mr.. and Mrs. Forest Wyman of Prov
idence, r. L., are at A. F. Raynes'.
Lizzie and Clarence Poland of Med
r. fac ri..tf ir1tr h.i 10
r. Poland.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred NJ. Poland are nj
home on a vacation Of few weeks.
There is to be a meeting in the grove
Aug. 5. Services at IL A. NJ and p
NJ. Bring the lunch baskets and re-
main oil day.
Mr.. and Mrs w. M. Vose and Mrs
J. II. Nose ana son Bert We're called to
NasSalboro to attend the funeral OF
their nephew, Fred Aver who was
drowned in the river last Friday even
ing.
Mrs. Grace Hutchins is at home from
Belgrade for 4 short time.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Colby have gone
to the seashore for a few weeks.
People find it hard to cut their hay
or care for their potato crops owing tt
80 much rainy weather.
Mrs. Martin Whittier has returned
from Portland. where she has beer
stopping a few weeks.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
Portland Market.

Portland, July II.
straight. s45om4.S5: do. clears, s4soa4 30:
winter wheat. patent. S465M4.SO; spring
wheat, patents. S.. 25M5.50
EEEF-L;ght $4,000, 1850; heavy Ia
he: boneless half bbls.. s6.1d6. y:
lambs; spring; 11@ll1.c; yearlings, s@i lm
&c; tub creamery. &c. Vermont. 29c
EGGS-E,aster:1. fresh. lie. western.
CTIEESE-N. Y. ana factory. 1oGDlaAc.
GRA1N-Ccrn. ear lots, Gl14uG'c.; bags;
64mG5c.; meal bags. Coo: oats. new and
in car lots. i5m41c.; bags 4Su!0c. Mimi,
sacked bran. bag lots. sz4GO: winter wheat
bran. car lots, $.l.D0; bag lots. $2i.W;
brown mddlings. ear lots, s22.O023W.
LEMONS $,,.;WtG.W.
DRANGES-Calforni $4,000 10, Messi-
' PI'Rso1,DucE-Beans. California. pea, s. 4
M2.5i; 81 rlow eyes, s1.15G1.S5: Red Kid
neys, sac: fowls. halls: turkeys
PROVISIONS-Pork, heavy, 5000
medium. $19.0OM20W.
LAHD-Pure. ties. half bbls.. 1oAc;:
cases. 11dDl1Ac.; compound. etc, half
barrels. 73sG074c. cases. 7&@7Bc.,
SUGAR-EX quality. large bbls... 10y;
small bbls. 500; sacks. 500; extra c. 40.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
Grange incorporated.

On July %. Highland Grange, No.
3S1. Fast Warren. was incorporated by
Frank +. Miller of Rockland. The
following officers were chosen:
President-L. {. LermOnd.
Treasurer--E. A. Copeland.
Directors-L. G. Lermond, f A.
Copeland. Edgar l.. Sawyer. F. w.
Alexander. f.. L. Clark. F. r. Nc
Connell A f. Crockett.
Clerk-Augusta A. Mcconnell.
There was n large attendance Of the
patrons despite the storm. After the
session of the grange refreshments OF
cake and ice cream were served. The
Highland Grange is in a prosperous
condition and has large membership.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
Brighton and Watertown Union Live
Stock Market.

Reported for the Kennebec Journal for
the week ending July 81 1861
AMOUNT OF LIVE STOCK AT MAR
KET.
Cattle 34S4. sheep and lambs APO, calves
1923, swine 22.ni9.
NUMBER FROM MAINE
Cattle ia, sheep and lambs 50. calves
ATS, swine 1SJ.
PRICES OF MARKET CATTLE.
A few choice. s5g5n55O: extra, $Jq525;
first quality. sl25n4.'3; second quality,
81. 75cl4; third quality. $3.2Hi375.
PRICES OF STORE CATTLE.
rarrow cows soal5; fancy cows, A5ae
GO; mich COWS. from 81 TO SO; yearhngs,
SO to 81: two years old, Sl5 to 81; three
wears old. so to So; western fat swine.
live. &C.. to re-; northern dressed hogs. "a
to sac. per 10: stores. retail SCI to s4.5o.
PRICES OF SHEEP AND LANES.
Sheen. from 4 to &C. per ID; lambs, ID
nc: veal calves. to &c.
TUESDAY AT BRIGHTON.
There was good volume of stock
at the wards today and prices material
ly lower. The trade in beef cattle was
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
MARKET REPORTS.
Augusta Market.

Augusta, July 81.
BEANS-Pea. Maine. 500: N. Y. $l.75;
yellow eyes, $50.
BuTTER-Creamery. &c.; dairy. 2Oc.;
solid. lSc.
j2GGS-22c. per dog.
GRAlN-Corn, Csc; meal, Gle. per bu
mixed feed, $1.25 cwt., cuttonseed meal.
So. 90; bag lots, SLIGO.
HAY-Loose. retail, $500 per ton;
pressed. sl5.O0; straw. $500; pressed, $12.U.
SUGAR-$5.05 per 100 lbs.
HONEY-Box, 1Sc.
MUTTON-s0l1c. per h.: spring lamb.
l5c.
OATS-4Sc. per bushel.
POTATOES-New.$ 81 90 per bushel.
FOULTRY-Fowl, 1ac. chickens 2Oc.
WOOL-Ijawashed. 30c.
Woodbury. hard, $GsOdl8.00 per cord.
HIDES-COw and steer, Tic: COW hides.
soft, 81 0Op500.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01

opened for service last Sunday. The
house was filled. Tuesday evening Pre-
siding Elder Phelan will be with us.
Melvin Bigelow s. Fl. Goodwin and
A. P. Eigelow We're home over sunday.
VIII Bachelor is to move into the
Whittier residence lately pure by
Mel Bigelow.
The Heirfnl Workers will give lawn
party next Thursday evening ut the
residence Of s. Il. Prescott.
FAIRFIELD CENTRE.
Mrs. Annie Horne of New Hamp-
shire is visiting her sister, Mrs. ]. A.
Jones.
Hiram Nye. who has been in poor
health for long time died Monday
morning at the home Of his father-n-
law, Benj. Jones. He leaves Il widow
and one son, who with his wife reached
here Saturday night from their home in
Chicago
Mr.. and Mrs. A. p. Green Of Water
Vile recently visited at Joseph Nyc's.
HARMONY.
The powerful rain on Monday caught
quite Il quantity of hay out that WAS
cut on Saturday.
We had several ideal hay days last
week and farmers harvested large lot
of hay.
Eugene Staples formerly Of this town
and who is employed in the Census Of
flee 1T Washington, ID. c., with his fam
lily is visiting his brother Charles and
friends here.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
Palmyra GRANGE.

Palmyra Grange met Saturday evening
in Grange Hall with x, members nresenf
After the usual amount OF business was
transacted. the lecturer pro ten. Brothe..
intpromptu program; Music. cher: read
ing, Sister Garter; question: Resolved
that the Agrieultnrist pays taxes out of
!. opened By As"n nhfr amItd
followed by Brothers f. T. McCabe,
Harry Goodrich and others; recitation
Sister Ethel Sanfordj defamation. Broth
Young patrons will ill officers chairs and
furnish the program Saturday evening
Auc l.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
PENoBscoT.
GARLAND.

Mrs. D. ii. Robins is represented as
perceptibly gaining.
ID. f. Knights family have been
entertaining quite number of visitors
recently.
Mrs. Tibbetts has had the company of
Mrs. Lovejoy and son during las,
week.
Fred Buffers has recently bought the
RANT place from Amos Fox.
Mrs. D. H. Allen has for company
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01

degrees. After necessary business, the
following program was carried out:
THE Model woman three minute
speeches by the brothers; "The Model
Husband" discussed by the sisters;
song by Mrs. Harmon; reading BY Mrs
Wells. The subject of purchasing a
muical instrument is under consjiera-
ton by the Grange.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
STATE NEWS.
ANDR0SC0GGIN.
East LIvERMoRE FALLS.

lanes +. SanbGrn Of Boston IS Visit
tho his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Moan
SaEborn.
Miss Relle A. Tibbetts OF NJ. vernon
&c visiting her sister, Mrs. Chas. w.
Whittier.
The 5sth annual session OF the r,ast
,,-.ermore canlpmeeting will be held AT
the grounds August 18th to 2ih. lroi'
WaIfz Of Boston will conduct the sing
ing.
cbas. W. Whittier OF the hliii =.
w Whittier & Co. is in Poitiahu 'iiia
week buying new goods.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
Boston Market.

Boston, July 81.
FLOUR-Mill shipment, spring patents
are offered at $4406fi. 1870; winter patents.
CORNMEAI.-s s26Il2. 40 per Dbl.
bags. 81. 1sml.20; sranulated and holted'
CORN-steamer, yellow, spot, 611E@62c;
No. >. yellow spot, 62M6212c.; No; 3,
yellow spot. per bu.. Gl'2c,; NO. j. yellow
6 8 nne" We quote rolled at
$-..5Qt5.sD per Dbl: /: cut. s5.15@6.c3.
dATsNNc. /. clipped white. 47c: No.
.. clipped. 441zc: No 3. clipped. 4ic.; new
fancy, white spot Sc to IS lbs, to ship,
400 i0kc: IS to 40 lbs. 4Sc. -,
s2I. 30; short cuts. s19.75: long cuts, S2llo;
loose per h.. 1Oc.; hams. 14l@I15l4c. bean
pork. $l5. 75Ml625; lean, ends So 25@22 %
bacon 1am1SGe pei H. ,a rps rand@red
BEEF-Fresh beef is quiet and easy.
Extra binds choice. 1l@l114c.; fores,
IAN LAMBS sss" AND MuTToN-IAmbs are
steady. lambs. spring. Halle; winter
IoEGi3c; yearlings, 10M11c.; mutton, 90
" VEAI-steady at 7M1oc
POULTRf-Chic native. brOilers.
23T25c.; native fowls, 15c.; western fowls.
HUTTER-C Creamery, Northern choice
Ipulu lotS, --u--I2' - Ni''''''' -
2lu22r north dairy 19M2lc:
cPEEsE-York state. 1li4a12c.; Yer
mont l1m11Ec.
EGGS-Eags. hcnncry. fresh. 2Gm2Sc- ;
BEANsHMarket is steady. Pea per
bu.. 81 SEA 81: Medium, N T., s1.95M2.00;
Red Kidneys. $3.1Un3lo
APPLES Per half basket 5"c.Mi
$l2
prr ton: No. I. grade. $500. straw rye.
10 = ton. sl9 0o0fl3no. oat straw. s. 0oGro r"
POTATOES New, per Dbl, sl.75G2.25
sweet potatoes per 5pl. S5..wn 100
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
Mt. Vernon Grange.

Mt. Vernon Grange. No. 429, p. of
H., net on the evening of July 2Sth for
the, regular session. Worthy Master
Fred Ingham in the chair. About 80
members present. Three candidates
were initiated into the first and second
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01

Ivy does not make a house damp; on
the contrary, it's small roots extract
every particle of moisture from the
brick or stone to which 1t clings.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
KENNEBEc.
iI1chFIELD PLAINS.

Mrs. A. r. Bucklin ana chliiuien a.
rived home from Thofias'''' -"'
Miss Sara Purinton of Bowdoih Is
visiting relatives here.
Lee varney has purchased his broth
or walters interest in the homestead
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
JACK MAN.

Miss Minnie Holden IS spendihs IL"
weeks in Fairfield.
George Toppan of Waterville is
spending a few days in town.
Mr. and Mrs. Edward Mckinney re-
turned to their home III "ateiHi 'io'
Wednesday.
Mrs. Andrew Holden is spending d
few weeks down river.
stanley Brown of Fairfield is in town
ST. AL6ANS.
The Union Church shows great i'm
nrovement after being repaired. 1t was
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-08-01
SIDN EY.
WEST GARDINER.

Mrs. J. r. Brown and daughter, Miss
Annie Chatfield of Somerville. Mass.
are visiting Mrs. Browns mother, Mrs,
Arch Horn of West Gardiner.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
POISONS IN TOBACCO.

Tobacco destroys the taste, smell and
digestion.
Tobacco kills mental, moral and
physical vigor.
Tobacco paralyzes the mucous men,
branes and glands.
Tobacco's most dangerous poison,
nicotine, Is without antidote.
Tobacco contains prussic acid, am
monia, carbonic oxide and nicotine.
Tobacco contains stronger poisons
than opium, alcohol, absinth or choral.
A single leaf of tobacco or a single
cigar contains enough Of this poison to
kill man If applied properly.
Nicotine is the most deadly poison
known to the pharmacopoea. 4 single
drop or a grain will kill large animal.
Nicotine resembles prussic acid in ap-
pearance, effects and activity. Nico-
tines victims die In violent convul-
sions.-New York American.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
Artificial Birds.

In very early times men began to
experiment with a view to making
artificial birds and animals that would
initiate the motions Of living creatures,
and If we are to believe the records.
some of the artists In that line were
remarkably successful.
Archytas Of Tarentum, who lived
in the year 400 B. c., constructed an
artificial pigeon that could fly, but
which was not able to resume its flight
after once alighting.
John Muller, German Of great me-
chanical skill, constructed an artificial
eagle, which on the entry Of Emperor
Macmillan into Nuremberg flew out
to meet him, and, returning, alighted
on the city gate to await his approach.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
THE WIND BELL.
How 1t Is Constructed In Japan, Its
Original Home.

Original Home.
The wind bell, as It's name implies,
Is made to ring by the action Of the
wind-in fact, the wind bell is not a
bell at all, strictly speaking, but con-
triyance composed Of a number OF
pendants suspended In circle from a
ring and hung close together so that
they will come into contact and pro-
duce sounds when swayed by the
winds.
Some wind bells produce sounds that
are pleasing and musical. Some are
made with glass pendants, some with
pendants Of metal; some are very
small and simple in construction. 9TH
ers are large and massive and elabo-
rate.
The original home of the wind bell is
Japan. In Its simplest form 1t Is COM
posed Of a number Of narrow strips of
glass, perhaps six inches in length,
suspended lengthwise from a wire
ring about two inches in diameter.
Within the circle formed by the strips
thus suspended Is hung by one corner
little square piece Of glass halfway
down the length Of the long strips, the
strips and the square piece ornament
ed with various Japanese characters
and designs. This wind bell may be
hung up wherever breeze will strike
1t and blow the strips into contact with
one another and with the square sus-
pended among them.-Detroit News
Tribune.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
No Answer Handy.

This is only worth the telling, writes
a correspondent, because it contains a
retort which, though triumph Of In
consequence, seems to me quite unan-
swerable. 1 happened to be reading
some obvious newspaper proofs in u
train when the good natured man next
to me, with the intention no doubt Of
making himself agreeable, asked, "Ah.
are you connected with the press" I
intimated briefly and perhaps not over
courteously. that 1t was none Of his
business. He persisted that 1t was a
quite civil inquiry, which 1 met with
the remark that l had not asked him
whether he was a clerk or shop as
sistant. AS he was obviously neither,
this nettled him. "If l knew" he said,
what newspaper you belong to
would never buy it again.
Chronicle.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
RuHaIO Calves.

Buffalo calves, as rule, are born
in April and May. They are active,
vigorous little creatures, mild eyed as
domestic calves, but possessing much
greater strength and endurance. In a
few seconds after birth they can get
on their feet. and in twenty minutes
they are fit to fight for their lives.
Usually 1t is unnecessary for them to
defend themselves at this tender age,
as a buffalo cow is quite capable of at
tending to any business which may
arise in connection with the defense Of
her precious Observation-Disclosures Star.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
Pleasant ThouRhts.

make yourselves nests Of pleasant
thoughts" counsels Ruskin. Bright
fancies, satisfied memories, noble his
tories, faithful sayings, treasure houses
Of restful and precious thoughts which
care cannot disturb or pain make
gloomy or poverty take away from US
houses built without hands for our
souls to live in-these things are not
for earth alone; they are part of the
treasure that may be sent over
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
SHAVE WITH HOT STEEL.
An Old Cutters Advice to Men Who
Use n Razor.

u Use a Razor.
whenever | hone razor" said an
old English cutler, Il always give some
advice with it, free, gratis, and take
great satisfaction in knowing that L
have made shaving easier and more
comfortable for more than 10000 men.
Almost every barber will tell you how to
strop razor, but it takes a cutler to
tell you how to care for your strop and
how to get the best work out of your
blade.
"a swing strop, CANVASS on one side
and horse hide on the other. Is the best.
Always hold it taut and draw the razor
lightly, but swiftly, from heel to point.
If you let the strop sag you will put
a round edge on your blade. Don't for
get to cover your strOp or put it away
In a drawer after using. If 1t hangs
in a bathroom near a window the dust
and CRIME get into 1t and soon take
the edge from your razor. Whether
you keep the strop covered or whether
you don't, rub your open hand over the
two surfaces to free it from dust.
"But what consider my most valua-
BILE advice is how to do away with
shaving paper entirely and at the same
time improve the cutting quality of the
razor's edge. Nine men out Of ten
shave themselves in room where
there is running hot water. Now, the
way to get most gratifying result Is
this: Lather thickly and well and let 1t
remain on the face half minute be-
fore you begin to shave. If you have
time wash it off, for with it will come
the grit and dirt that you have loosen
ed up in the pores of the skin, and then
apply second coat. 1t will be as soft,
smooth and clean as new velvet
"Now turn on the hot water faucet
and let it run. Hold the razor under
the stream until 1t is heated. Then
take q slanting, or diagonal, stroke, like
a farmer does with scythe, not a
square pull, and you will be amazed to
find how beautifully and easily the hot
blade cuts the beard.
when it is filed with lather hold 1t
under the running hot water instead Of
using shaving paper. This will wash
off the lather and at the same time
heat the blade again. Don't be afraid
Of taking out the temper. That would
be impossible if you put the razor In
kettle and boiled it. Try the hot blade
and you'll never shave with the cold
steel again."-New York World.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
FINEST BANK NOTE PAPER.
where the Material, For Our Green.
backs In Made.

Where the Material For Our Greene
backs In Made.
The national flag flies over the gov
eminent MILL" owned by the Crane
family at Dalton, Mass, because all
the paper for the United States green
backs Is made there. 1t is one OF
group of mills In which the Cranes
have made paper for more than CEN
fury. The founder was Zenas Crane
Before he could get the first mill start
ed he had to have a large quantity or
rags. But rags were scarcer IN those
DAYS than now. The Italian had not
then arrived, the junk shop was I'M
known, and, although the rag buyer
passed through the streets Of Boston
once week, he had not yet appeared
In the western part of the state. This
resulted in an appeal to the people.
based on high economic and patriotic
grounds. Handbills appeared with the
headlines In large type: Americans,
encourage your own manufactures,
and they will improved! Ladies, save
your rags!
They were carried to all the homes
and shops in Berkshire and adjoining
counties, urging every woman who
has the good of her country and the
interests of her family at heart to
save her rags and send them to the
new factory or to the nearest store
keeper, land a generous price will be
paid" When the mill was ready the
rags were there in abundance, and OPP
erations at once commenced. The
working force consisted of four men,
two girls and small boy, with Zenas
Crane as superintendent and chief pro-
prietor The paper was made In hand
molds, and the output was 100 pounds
a day. Today the output is many
tons of the finest bank note paper
Worlds Work.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
A ParsOn,s Swearing,

"Parson" Blodgett, former local
preacher residing In Linden, had In
front Of his house watering trough
freely patronlzed by people riding by
One evening a man hurriedly drove
up to water his horse, and the wheel
Of his wagon struck the trough VIC
lently. The 'parson" came out bur
riedly and cried: Hog rabbited tic
hemp seed tobacco! Can't you drive
straight"
go in and shut the door," replied
the driver, land next time you want
to swear, parson, do 1t like other men
Boston Herald
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
AFunn, siamese Custom.

They have a very funny fashion In
Siam. When an inferior comes into
the presence Of a superior he throws
himself upon the ground. Then the
superior sends one of his attendants
forward to see whether the PROSTATE
man has been eating anything or has
any offensive odor about him. II be
be blameless In this respect the at
: tendant raises him from the ground
but If he be guilty the attendant
straightway kicks him out.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
Only 81 Years Old.

81 am only SO years old and don't ex
pect even when get to be real old tc
feel that way as long as l can get Elec
trio. Bitters," says Mrs. E. II. Brunson
of Dublin, Ga. Surely there's nothing
else that keeps the old as young and
makes the weak as stronga as this grand
tonic medicine. Dyspepsia. torpid liv
er. inflamed kidneys or chronic con
stipation are unknown after takins
Electric Bitters a reasonable time
Guaranteed by Remnants Pharmacy
Price soc.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
Artful.

Young Mr.. Fitts-What are you smil-
ing at, dear? Mrs. Fitts-I was just
thinking how you used to sit and hold
my hand for an hour at time before
we were. married. How. silly you
were! Mr.. Fitts-I wasn't silly at all
I held your hand to keep you away
from the piano.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26

Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar
is the original laxative cough syrup and
combines the qualities necessary to re-
lieve the cough and purge the system Of
cold. Contains no opiates. Sold at
Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1906-07-26
I,fuuOr In Candies,

practically every known liquor, as
well as whisky and brandy, Is made
up into candy In one form or an
other" says q Chicago confectioner.
you can get In bonbons of various
kinds creme de menthe, cognac, kum-
mel, Chartreuse, cherry brandy or ben
edictine"