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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
GARFIELD EXCURSION

Sunday trips 10 busiest spot in Utah.
Round trip soc. Trains al 1880 a. M.
and $3.50 p. m. Great salt lake az he
best Worlds greatest copper shelter.
New model town on the shore Roam
the hills and view the mammoth I'm
urOVements.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Pueblo. Colo June l5-Puehl0 landed on
Jones f0r !, niis and won the fourth
straight game from Lincoln today.
score. r. H. r.
Pueblo .......,..,,,....,..,...... III Z
i-lht1lu ''-...,......-..,3 =
Batteres-Mgluscn and Mcsslit. Jones
and LinTan
Denver. colo, June lj-Omaha won 90.
days same through lively hitting Dol tie
uiuth inning when eight rims were made.
score: u. a. l..
lf'if'f s's'ssss'tss'-'.sstss.ss.. ll
Omaha ......................... d 8.
Baueries-Wnght and Zalusky. saun.
lfrs and gfuIIrl
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
GARFIELD EXCURSION

Sunday trips TO busiest spot IN Titan.
Round trip SOC. Trains at 1850 a. m
and $3.50 p, m. Great salt lake an ne
best. Worlds creates, copper shelter.
New model town on the shore. Roam
the hills and view the mammoth i'm
prOyements
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
JUNE 10TH.

Last date ~ teachers excursion.
cast and west Via oregon short line.
Greatly reduced rates % Denver. Oma.
ha, Kansas city Chicago. Portland.
san Francisco. los Angeles and other
eastern and western points Soc agents
Tor fun particulars city ticket office
.01 Main street
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
PACIFIC COAST.

Batieries-Levis aHJ y. BoeitiEcr. rig
prhotham. shea and collins
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
JUNE 10TH

Last date 81 teachers excursions
cast and west via oregon Short Line.
Greatly reduced rates 90 Denver. Oma-
IA. Kansas city Chicago. Portland.
san Francisco. Los Angeles and other
eastern and western points. Sec agents
for FUN particulars City ticket office
20l Main street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
OGDEN AND RETURN, ST. 90
Via d s r @. June l7,h

Trains leave SAT- Lake lo..5a. m
lo.ab q. m.. 1855 r. M. and SIS p. m
Returning leave ogden 200 q. m. aud
400 D. m. Bike races al Glenwood
Park 500 p. M Magnificent canyon
trip Street cars IN the canyon Trout
and chicken dinners ~ Rnly wilson's
famous Hermitage" Everybody IN.
Nited.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
WATER CASKS
FOR SALE CHEAP

We sin have a few oak casks Of
about $500 TO 1900 gallons capacity,
too small for our use. fine for water n
you can use one or more. call on US.
SALT LAKE CITY BREWING 60.
Ind. Phone II.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
NORTHWESTERN.

oiunbus-cclumbus, S. ST. Paul /.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
WESTERN LEAGUE.

Baiteriss-Jacks1n, Petty and OC0un.
Young ana Armbruster.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
GARFIELD EXCURSION

Sunday trips TO busiest spot in Utah.
Round trip 50c Trains at 1880 q. m.
ana goa p. NJ Gre1t salt lake az lis
b st. Worlds greatest copper smslter.
New model town on the shore Roail
The hills and view the mammoth i'm.
movements
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
MAJ. DARWIN 10 LECTURE.

Cambridge. Mass, June is-Maior
Leonard Darwin, son Of the late Charles
Darwin. and from 1892 TO 1885 a mem-
Der of the British parliament has been
appointed O. lecturer on "Municipal
Ownership and Public Industries" at
Harvard for the next academic year.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
HOWrs rus?

We offer one Hundred Dollars Reward
for afy case Of caiarrh that cannot he
cured hy Hairs Catauh Cure
r j. CHENEY a CO, Toledo, d.
We the urdersgucd have known b. J..
Cheney for TIE LAST rs years and believe
him perfectly honorable In an business
transactiouf and financially able % carry
out any obligations made hy his firm.
WAlDlNG. KINNAN a MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo %.
Hairs Caiarrh cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces q the system. Testimonials
free. Price. &c. per bottle Sold b. ali
Druggists
Take Halle Family pills Tor ecns,lps.
tion.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
OGDEN AND RETURN Sl.oo
Via D. & r O., Jnne 18th.

Trains leave SAT- Lake 1925 a. m.
1926 a. M, 1875 p. M. and j.jj p. M.
Returning leave ogden 200 p. m. and
HOO p. m. Bike races al GlenWuli
Park 500 p. m. Magnificent canyon
trip, street cars 20 the canyon. Trout
and chicken dinners at Billy Wilson's
famous Hermitage Everybody in
yltcd.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
SEE MRS. HOOPER

The Fountain Pen Expert TO have your
old pens repaired or exchanged for A.
A. Waterman's Automatic Self-nllcr.
She viii be with as for 10 days.
DESERET NEWS BOOK STORE.
Main Street
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
JUNE 10TH.

Last date Of teachers excursions
east and west via oregon Short Line
Greatly reduced rates to Denver. Oma-
Ia, Kansas City, Chicago, Portland.
san Francisco. Los Angeles and other
eastern and western points. See agents
for full particulars City ticket office
col Main street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Batteries-Lundgren and King Sparks
and Doom. struck out-By Sparks, (. 10y
Lundgtcu. T. Bases on bails-Oft Sparks,
L. on Lundgren, 8.
Umpirc-ODay.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
GARFIELD EXCURSION

Sunday trips to busiest spot IN Utah.
Round trip i0c. Trains az 1880 a. m.
and 800 p. M, Great salt lake 1t It's
b t.. wo d's greate't copper smel er
New model town on the shore Roam
the hills and view the mammoth i'm
pr0vements
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
PROBATE AND eUkRn,,,.
NOTICES "shli
Consult County CLERK or ,..-
efs FOR further inforr, Give A,

' '0' iulther inform ro5 4
IL, in n THE DISTRICT corn,
p a. siS 'sl' ~ t ~ ana toE Salt E. "a
estate Of Henry Huger. se.l'l''er 3. 4
The petition Of Jane q nv N,,.,
administratrix Of the estate ,, it4iIea1l,
scr, deceased, praying for a.. Iealfy n
Of ilnal account ofsaid admIri.,ss..!it NJ
i lSt int &c oi ,, Of ne refiss , d
Tor hearing on Saturday H.. '.es hes- :
June, a. j. 1905, at 10 o'r,r.t- ia ell
nc county Court Houfe Ia a 2 !
Room Of said Court. IN san N, ~
san Lake County Utah Lake d
tb w ' se,, me- lhe CLERK ot sal5 cspt
june, A. u. 1900 i-'A dly
(seeah J. I, ELDREDGE ID a.
nny w. n farnsworth, Deputy n =
young q Snow, Attornoys H. -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

son and Bowsrman. Rascs on halls-Oh
Mathewson. o. on Taylor \ struck out
By Mathewson 3. By Taylor Three
base hit-Mertes Two-base hit-lBresna-
hon
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Brooklyn. June l5-Pittsburg won the
second game Of the series from the locals
today 60 J. Lever held the home team
tD two hits
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Dos Moiucs. June lj-The champiofs
made u the, straight today. Both teams
played fast ball
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Oakland, cal, June ij.-Thc game today
between san Francisco and Oakland was
stopped hy rain IN the sixth inning, with
the score . 60 % Shea aud Smith were
the opposing pitchers and both were freely
ht.
Score: r. H. 4.
san Francisco ,,,'r,.,,',..,'.s...l
Oakland ..,.,ts,,.......'s..'s.'''t.
Batteries Shea and Wilson. Smith and
HacAott
Umprc-MacDonald
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
ALL BUTCHERS AND eRocERs

Close Wednesday Barbecue day open
Tuesday eve. until $50.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
DELINQUENT NOTICE.

The Highland Mining ana hlA.s ~
pauy. a corporation. seci.i.,l ~. h.
Salt Lake cry. Utah, J1re l'li. ~ n.
tice. There arc delinquent rp ~ ~ i.
lowing described stock on ", q
sessment No. n. levied N'F ~, n.
the several amounts srt w. I,
names Of the respective sharon '-''
follows, t0-Wii: ola. t~t
Name isll- IA
Mrs. Ingeborg Petcrsou.-. ~
John $ Taylor ..........-3 9
Z. A. I.avidge ...,,...,.... " - Il.
And IN accordance with Jaw ane ~. u. al
der o. the Board OF Directors OH Msl n
isS % many shares ~ eagh =
above stock as may be necess, i, e..
sold at auction AZ The ofnce Of ths az
tary and Treasyrcr iU Z sueeb ~.
Lake city. Utah. AZ o'clock , n. nj.
day, July gth, 1871. O. nay me o.A.s,s
assessment together With the cost
Vcrtisiur and expense n sal.. .-
J. r. ANDERSON. I, ien-
li3 r Street. salt Lake 'il.'
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Butte, Mont June l5-Spokaue punched
hts in three innings today aud won an
Trimming game Oy a score of a. :.
u was Close ana exciting au thu Way
through the score being repeatedly lied
Doyle started in for Butte hui after
pitching 90 three men who biz for a total
~ two iolles. H00n replaced him ana
shut on The slugglng 10 some extent
score r. H. 4.
Sp.hah' '''.,.,s,. ..'.,...-,,........f 10 (
hut' ,''.'' ''t-'t.,..'-..- --.,..t...a 10 Z
Bsiteues Doyle Hoon and sWindeus.
Belt and Sucss
Aberdeen. wash. june ii.-Lewis went
~ pieces IN the eighth this afternoon.
four hits and base on balls. with two
errors giving Tacoma -four runs.
Score. r. n. r.
~ avs iNdi''l frtf.ttsfs stssstttttfssl =
TACOMA .stst.stsssst tst-,s t.sssf..t.s.l D. n
Bateries-Lewis afg y. BoeitiEor. rig
lTlntham shea and Collins
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

MOUNTS Pickles are Just enough
better than all others SO you can easily
make the distinction.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

the seventh, with the score tie, gave Sc
attic the game Otuside one inning, when
he made a wild throw and fumbled two
slow gTounders. Hopkins helded his posi-
ton well. WEIGH WAS a tnhe unsteady
al first. but settled down.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Philadelphia. June l5.-Chance's base on
balls. StCInf,ldts sacrifice and Thinkers
single gave Chicago the only run scored
IN t0days game Sparks and Luudgren
pitched good ban and received excellent
snnnuIl.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Batteries Lindamau and Brown. Fra
ser and Schiel Three-basc hit-Br0wr.
Bases on halls-On Ilndaman. Q struck
Cut-By Lindaman 8. by Fraser !.
Umpire Emslic and Conway
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

June II the time. Ssltair the place
~ water so degrees
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
IN THE BIG LEAGUES.
NATIONAL,

Boston june ga combination Of er-
rors by Cincinnati an timely hitting hy
the home team won the game for BJs-
ton today,
Score: r. II. =.
Boston ........,............ .,..-....a
Cincinnati ..............l &
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Batteucs-Leeysr aud Gibson. Pastor
ius and Bergen. Two-base hits-Nealon
Lever. Three base hits-Neal0n. Lumley
Bases on bails-On PaStorius ]: of Leey-
Lever. 3
Lmnlr.-Carpenler
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
8 D. EVANS

Undertaken and Embalmer, has re-
moved 10 new location. Is South state.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

Batteries-welch and Hansen. Hopkins
and Eager
Umpire--Perrine.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
SIX BEST SELLING BOOKS
Record For May

According 10 reports from the lead
ing book sellers o. the country. the six
books which have sold best IN the or
der 81 demand during the month are.
]. Lady Baltimore. Wister .......N 30
@ The Spoilers Beach .......... 10
g. The House OF a Thousand Cam
dies Nicholson ................. 10
4 Oowardice Court McCutCheon. 80
e. Sias Strong. Bacheller........ 90
g. The Jungle. Sinclair ........... I 80
In addition 10 the above We have a
large stock Of other popular books OF
the day.
pESERET "ETs BOOK STORE.
6 Main ST
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
AMERICAN.

Detroit June l5-Detrolt could do moth
Ing with Dygert putting but TWO men az
second base and getting one outneld BIZ
and t~o-iuhed hits cleanly handled but
beaten Donovan was hit hard in three
innings. Apart from Dygcrts pitching
the contest was ieatureless
Score. RI r..
Detiut '''.'''.'-'''''''''''-'''.'''.o
Philadelphia .,......................i
Batteries Donovan aud Warner. by
CERT and Schreck
Chicago. June l5.--Washington oulhit
and won, l9 20 .
Score: r. II. u
chicago 80. .'.'.''''..'''.'''.''',!
Washington -'..'-...........,,.,..'p 10
Bauerles-smith Owen. Flene and sulli-
van. Faikenburg and Haydea
Cleveland. o., june 5-Cleyeland took
iirst place On the American league today,
defeating New YORK for the third time
this series. The game was an orror.ess
one. Ileyelaud winning on It's long hits
seven doubles and a unple. LaJoic made
three doubles and Garrison was knocked
out Of the box IN the sixth. TWO OF
Cleveland regulars. Bay aud Turner
are crippled,
Score: r. H. p.
Cleveland ........................5 u o
New 1UIk .,..,-.....,...,-...,..a,z o
Bauerles-Joss and Bemis, Clarkson,
Leroy aEd klein0w.
ST. Louis. June ia ludicrous inixup
ON Parents pop fy iu the nth inning
scored Two runs and put Parent on third
from where be scored the winning run
on a long rs -Four heIders fell without
touching the ball II going FOR a three
base hit The lnal score was ST. Louis
Boston
Score r. n. L,
81 Louis ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
bNHtoN t.tftftt'st ts.,ttsttss.tsrsr D
Batteries-Jackson, Petty and OCounyl,
Young ana Armbruster.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
WALLP

Paints. Mouldings, burlaps. etc, at
lowest prices.
GEO. w. EBERT G. CO.
What could be more ENJOYABLE than
a moonlight sail on the lake at Call
der's2
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16
HUME A GAME LAD

The Australian pursuit race showed up
Jack Hume IN the best light OF his elon-
gated career. lie started a plugging
match Tor three after the race had thlaned
down 10 the determined ones. and ID took
seven minutes u Just dogged riding TO
convince the others that Hume was not
70 be overhauled. Berryessa and Giles
were the other two parties 10 the deal.
and after Beryessa landed Giles. Hume
thanked him BY sprintlng into winning
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

At ToIcdo-Toled7 Minneapolis Z me
postponed rain.
AZ Louisvilc-Louisiile. 6. Kansas
City, s.
At lndIauapoiis-lndianapols s. Nil
vaukee, Do
At Coiumbus-Columhus 5. ST Paul. /.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

BATTERIES Doyle. Hoon and sWindeus,
Belt and Sucss
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

portisHi. June IS 80 Porrand.Fresno
game postponed. wet grounds.
Seattle. June ls-wsl,ess timely hlt Ia
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-06-16

New York. June li-Ncw York won by
narrow margin from 81 Louis today
The winning run was made with two
men uut ON Bresnahlns double two bat-
terry errors and Benefits misplay.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-07-13
As the Mayors Special Policeman, He
Has Trouble with Politicians and
Decides to Return to His Old Beat
Copyright by the Century Coz

Copyright by the Century Coz
(Copyrigh'. 1906. by Joseph b BowlesD
There do be three gr-rades iv
Hars," said Policeman Flynn. in a
burst of confidence. TO his wife
TO which iv thin do ye belong,
Barney" she inquired. soiicitously.
''G'wan. now" retorted Policeman
Flynn. Yell be provokin' me to thry
20 sell ye to comic pa-aper. ye will
that. T is No joke I'm tellin' We.
There do be three gr-rades iv liars in
this world. First ye have tn COM
mon liar, an t is easy carin' f'r him
Mkt ye have tn artistic liar, who can
dhress lie up to ray-simble tn truth,
so S ye have to look f'r tn sthraw-
berry ma-ark On tn lift arm to tell
which is tn other. An thin ye have
tn politician, tn gr-reatest liar iv
thin all"
Policeman Flynn shook his head
solemnly as he gave expression to this
great truth. He had had experience
and he knew whereof he spoke He
had been the mayors special police
man for two weeks.
"Th' common liar" he went on, Lies
f'r tn fun iv 1t. tn artistic liar lies
The Grit-advocate., 1906-07-13

f'r purpose, an tn politician lies
because t is his nature to. Poor feIly!
he dc be built that wa-ay.
"I wa-ant to see his nibs,' says tn
politician to me, doin' tn rush act an
thryiI' to go by me.
"'Ye cannot says I.
"'I.l have ye-er ba-adge, says he.
ME cousin was schoolmate iv his
nibs, an | do be bringin' him news
he'll be gla-ad to have, Yell see
him fa-all on me neck tn minute he
sees me-
so lets the gazabo in, but does his
nibs faall on his neck? Ohio. we'll,
If he does. it do be with an ak. an me
own neck feels tn whir iv tn wind
"Ser-rves ye right commented
Mrs. Flynn. "Ye have no sinse at all,
Barney. II is ye-er juty to do what
ye '"e told an lave others to do til
thinkiu."
Listen to that, now" exclaimed
Policeman Flynn. "Oho! but ye're a
sma art woman. That's what his nibs
says to me. DO as ye re told. Bar
ney,' he says, an lave me to do tn
thinkin' FIR tn Office. That ma-an
c'u'd MT get ye-er baadge in mil
The Grit-advocate., 1906-07-13

lion years, but | can ha-aye it amy
day | r-rcach fr it An t. w'uud be
all Fright. only his nibs do be poll
tic!an, too"
Take him at his wor-rd. anyhow"
advised Mrs. Flynn.
Il did So" returned Policeman
Flynn, 'an' f'r two da-ays me ba-adge
was like to dhrop of me coat, it hung
so loose T was all along iv another
politician.
"I'll be afther seein' tn may'r.' he
says, important-like.
"'Ye IL not, says I.
aye don't recognize me. says he.
"'I do not says l.
"'Me fa-ace sh'u'd be familiar to ye,
says he.
"'Mebbe t w'u'd be- says I. If I'd
lukked in tn r-rogues' galr'ry iy
late
with that his nibs. hearin voices.
comes out an sra-abs tn felly be tn
hand an takes him in an threats him
like he was tn only fri'nd he had in
tn world An when IN fellys
gene, his nibs comes to me, an says,
DOM We know him.
81 do not, says |.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-07-13

y 1TlP7BY ELLIorT Flower

He carries two wa-ards in his in
side pocket says his nibs.
'Mebbe, says |, that's what spells
tk' fit iv his coat
"'Niver tur-run down a ma-an like
that, says his nibs. payin' no attintion
to me little joke.
"'How'll | tell thin apa-art?' says I,
Use ye-er head. says his niha.
81 thought says |. 'ye toll me 70
d do tn thinkin' fr this Office ye-er-
silf; an BESIDES | says. L niver took
a coorse in mind-r-readin'; t was
overlooked
An there re are" continued Po-
liteman Flynn. "On me OIL beat had
to deal with tn common liars an vh'
artistic liars. but tn politicians was
ont iv it. Now t is only tn politi-
clans, an | w'ud mt thrust wan "
th:m to tell his own na-ame. u ye
know, If wan il thin iver come to me
an said. 1 m afther job from his
nibs. | d faint away. w'u'd So Tn
shock iv findin' so much honesty in
wan lump among III gazabos that
come to tn city hall w'ud near Kill
mo. But t is not their wa-ay.
81 must see him. says wan. I'm
hts family docther'
Where's ya-er tool-chisto' says I!
KNOWN docther always carries wan.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-07-13
Foolish Old Customs.

pied by the king A deliberate breach
of this rule has on more than one oc-
casion been punished by death.
Recently, when the king Of Siam
paid a visit to Paris. a number of
bedrooms were reserved, directly above
that in which the king was to have
slept. for the dusky followers of the
royal visitor. The blunder caused
great CONSERVATION among the fearful
courtiers. until the matter was ex-
plained to the management and duly
rectified All the courtiers and serv-
ants were placed in bedrooms on floors
below that occupied by the sovereign.
When the emperor or empress of
China appears in public, no other per-
sou is allowed to occupy higher
place. Therefore. on such occasions
the shutters of all buildings are
'rawn. and the upper parts OF the
houses past which the royal process
sion is exp cted to move are deserted,
The inhabitants swarming to the
ground floors in order to show due
aererl nee to their rulers.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-07-13
-
When Their Auto Ra Al

Robert Lee Morrell, chairman of the
Automobile association. started out for
a spin in his automobile the other day.
and everything worked finely until he
reached Broadway and Seventy Second
street. Then the machine balked, and
no efforts on his part could induce II
to go.
He worked away until he was rapid.
ly getting into state that he felt could
only be relieved by strong language.
but the presence of group of children
made him refrain from expressing him.
self In the group was little girl with
long golden hair and deep blue eyes.
She crowded close to the automobils
owner as he worked. Finally he became
so exasperated that it seemed as If he
really must say something, and, turning
to the little miss, he said:
Il wish you would run away, little
girl. There's a few things I'd like to
say"
Go right ahead" said the child
Don't mind me. My papa has an auto,
too. Boston Post.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-07-13
Antiquated and Silly Ideas That Still.
Prevail in European and
Asiatic Courts.


Time has not brought about a re-
adjustment of many of the antiquated
customs that surround royalty. When
the king OF Spain was IL years of
age he one day had the misfortune
to slip and fall down a flight of the
palace steps. The fall would very
probably have been attended with ia
tal results had it not been for a serv-
ant who extended kindly hand and
saved his young master by breaking
the fall.
But. by a stringent rule Of Spanish
etiquette, no servant may dare touch
the sacred person Of the king. and for
this grave off nse the servant was
at once dismissed from his position.
By remarkable law CT royal eti.
quette, which has existed fer nun.
ber of years past at the court If Siam
no person l. permitted to SIC in an
:.rart "cnt situated above that occu-