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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
BRITISH PRINcESSES ROYAL
Historic Precedents, Origin of the
Title and Some Bear
ers of 1t.

Nothing in the list Of the birthday
honors will crafty his majesty's sub.
jects more than the announcement that
the duchess of Fife, the kings eldest
daughter, will bear the style and title
of Princess Royal, and that the daugh.
ters of her royal highness will bear the
title Of highness and the style of prin.
cess, states the London Telegraph.
The title of Princess Royal" is en-.
deared to an older generation by the
fact that it was borne by the eldest of
Queen Victoria's daughters, the deeply
loved and much lamented Empress
Frederick of Germany.
1t is a common error to suppose that
the title is only conferred upon daugh-
ter of the reigning house If she happens
to be the first born child. This is moi
the case. 1t has been conferred on the
eldest daughter of the house. whether
first born or not, whether born before
the accession of her parents to the
throne or after Before the reign of
Henry VIII. the daughters Of the SOY.
ereign do not appear to have borne any
distinctive title save that of "the LADY
Margaret" or 1.-THE Lady Elizabeth" as
the case might be. But Henry VIII
made more than one alteration in .he
styles and titles of royalty. He was. for
instance, the first English sovereign
who bore the title of Majesty" his
predecessors being content with Soy
ereign Lord Highness." The step. how
ever. was taken probably to put himself
upon equal terms with his brothe, of
Spain, who was the first European mon
arch to style himself majesty. He also
caused his eldest daughter to be de-
scribed as Princess Mary"-the queen
who afterward came to be popularity
known By less attractive designation
1t was rot till the reign of Charles l.
that the kings eldest daughter was com.
monty called Princess Royal.
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time until he finds he can hardly dis
tinguish the lovely Nexican's features
although her face is close to his own.
81 must bid you good night, seno-
rita" he says hastily, lifting his hat.
Good night" she Gurmurs, and as
he strides down the rough street she
looks after him with sigh that comes
from the heart, looks after him with
casped hands and tears upon the long,
dropping eyelashes. 1t is a picture Of
misery, of despair, which she presents.
and tells only too plainly the story
of her woe.
"They would sacrifice him, my hero,
my king. They hate love. Let
them plan. | can defeat Hate
would murder, destroy; but love sac
riices all to save. Yes, love him so
that Heaven help me, | would save
his life for her." and the strange child
of passion lets her head drop upon her
arms and sobs as though her heart
were breaking. She has subdued the
worst passions of Ler nature. and
is now seized by a sublime heroism.
beside which that of Joan of Arc
would pale; she gave her life for
those she loved; while this girl
woman stands ready 10 yield up hers
to save for her rival the man she
loves.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

oUNDkR A CROss-FIRE FROM THE CHAIR-WAKMERs"

Did you ever drop in of an evening
from the chair-warmers?
It's the limit.
1t has golf slapped to a standstill,
and pony polo isn't one. two, nine.
From the moment you reach for your
cue the sofa-pounders cut loose and
chin you TO a call-down.
"Breaw 'em easy, now!" says old
Thirsty Bill.
All the afternoon he's been sitting up
with some ice and bottle of Wilson.
That's all.
He has to close one eye and squint
the other when he looks at you, but
hes as wise as weasel.
If you stood him up he wouldn't know
the IA ball from the cuspidor.
One of those old dubs that's neve.
happy unless he's teasing his throat
with booze or talk.
Then Red Necktie rolls his barrel in
the shop and cuts a conundrum:
"Why don't you play the s ball in the
side?"
Red Necktie only played one game
in his life and that was tag.
Somebody caught him then with the
goods. and all he has done since is cud-
lie down in a chair and tell people how
20 make fancy with the cue.
Then the three Bixby Brothers
Shine, Polish and Glisten-start in to
write epigrams.
play the round BALI" suggests
Shine
Chalk your feet and you won't slip!"
observes Polish.
"Play the yellow ball in the coy
corner!" chirps Glisten. and old Thirs-
| ty Bill laughs so heartily over this
Pinerolsm that Glisten swells up and
buys Thirsty another tub.
Then Long-haired Lemuel crawl'
Inder the ropes and begins to offer sug-
| gestions in a hoarse whisper
! Long-haired Lemuel won a fifty-point
game once from the champion player
been sitting up in the rack throwing
down hints to the slow walkers.
TRY the combination on the 7-ball
| for the corner!" croaks Long-haired
! Lemuel.
Now the gag is that from where Lem
uel sits you couldn't see the 7-ball with
| the Lick telescope.
In hops Willie McSweet, the Village
/ Beauty.
Willie is the lad with the loft full OF
! light conversation, and Mama lets him
stay out till 9:15 every evening.
Willie travelled over the New York
Central once as far as Albany and when
he came home his fond parents had to
put baseball masks on his head, fore
and aft, to keep it from bursting.
"Ah!" says Willie; playing pool?"
NO" remarks Glisten, they're put
/ ting up a picket fence!" and old Thirsty
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

Bill hands out laugh which nets him
another dipper.
Then there's the Mister Man you're
playing with.
was entered in handicap that even
ing with a chap named Biddle.
Biddle is one of those low comedians
who throw out catch-lines and wait for
the laugh.
His line of gags dates back to the
lays when the B. & o. was first built
Nowadays when | hear a pool-room
comedian speaking lines about getting
seasick on the b. & o. I'm wise to the
fact that he dips in the Farmers AL
manac for his comedy stuff.
Biddle likes to knock
He says he'd rather be Alan Dale
than be President, because Dale can
throw the hammer and get back to his
safety deposit vaults without a scratch
He says it's a cinch to be dramatic
toaster and trimmer when you can hide
in the tall grass and do your knocking
through a long-dlstance newspaper.
Anyway, that's neither here nor
there.
What are you playing for?" | said
to Biddle.
The ball I'm looking at" he an
swered-
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
"HE RAN FOR LAWYER"
put There Was a Doubt as to Whether
Ee Had Ever Caught
the OAice.

A man from Pennsylvania went 70
Vineland on a business errand. The
town was strange to him, and he was
unacquainted with the man "a lawyer)
be had gone to see. The directions he
received were so indefinite that he
found himself on the elge OF the town
without having come to the house he
sought. Then he met an old negro
and asked the way of him and learned
that the house lay about quarter OK
a mile farther down the road.
"The man want to see is law
yer" he said to the old man. as this
Mr.. Dash down the road lawyer"
"He amt no lawyer that l ever
heard tell Of" answered the negro.
You're sure?"
The old negro scratched his head In
deep thought. Then a CLEAN OF re-
membrance lighted his eye.
"Now | think OF 1t, boss" he said,
"'pears like do recollect he ran for
lawyer one time"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
"Be Pleasant Every Morning Until
Ten O'clock; the Rest of the Day


Will Take Care Of Itself"
This is one of the best little SER
mons we know. Have you ever
stopped to think that the morning
is the time when your temper is usu.
ally ruffled, and have you ever
stopped to think that the cause or
bad temper in the uornin; is nearly
always because your stomach has not
been working properly during the
night? 1t has contained a lot of indi.
gestible substances that form gas
and makes you have dreams. IL
breaks up your rest and you wake up
in the morning tired, instead Of re-
freshed, as nature intended you
should.
Our grand sires required 'no ad.
monition to BE pleasant every morn.
ing until 10 o'clock; the rest of the
day will take care of itself" for they
digested their food and woke up full
of life and energy ready for the days
duties, and this was because they
lived on simple foods instead of high
ly seasoned palatable connections,
which contain no nourishment. Ma
ture gave us milk, wheat and eggs.
and on these foods a person can
live indefinitely, but If the milk is
skinned, and If the outside of the
wheat is taken off the kernel, and IL
the lime, the salt, and the iron, which
is in the outer part of the wheat
berry, IL these are all removed, you
have simply starch alone; the starch
goes into the stomach and becomes
sugar.
Do you know that a person would
starve to death on plain white bread
and water? Do you know that he
could live indefinitely on whole wheat
bread or on whole wheat food ana
water? These interesting facts are
all set forth in a book called Back
to Nature" which tells about proper
living and gives recipes for meals OF
the simple kind-the kind that makes
you strong and we'll; the kind that
makes you Pleasant every morning
until 10 o'clock" This book is pub
!ished at a great expense, but it is
given free to every reader of this
paper. II is an advertisement OF
"EGG-O-SEE." the great food-whlch
is made from whole wheat, which ia
baked and predigested and is all
ready to serve from the package you
buy at your grocers. You get more
life and energy from a l0-cent pack
age of EGG-O-SEE than you will get
from a thousand dollars worth OF
white bread. This is no idle claim.
1t is "a scientific fact. We want to
tell about this simple food question.
so write us AID say please send me
a copy of your book Back to Ma
ture, and the book will be sent you
at once without charge. Address
EGG-O-SEE CO., no. 10 First Street
Quincy, Ill.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

The doctors vertically threaten to
leave us with nothing on earth fit to
eat or drink. The latest raid on the
works of the Almighty is by Buffalo
doctor, who proclaims that the straw
berry, that most toothsome and dell
cious of all the little fruits, is breed
er of insanity, which, he says, in.
creases largely during the strawberry
season. Well, there are worse kinds
of insanity, so bring on the strawber.
ries.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

There's a slight difference of opinion
between Biddle's eyes-they have oppo-
site points of views, as 1t were.
| figured it out that the ball he was
looking at was the one Thirsty Bill was
fondling, but | didn't say anything.
was due to hear loud holler from
the old 'un if Biddle played that ball.
What is it now?" | inquired.
"The one | hit"
Did you ever meet one of those fell
lows who says: "'The one hit" and
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
Warning on Pests.

Farmers and husbandmen in many
lands have had their troubles from
insect and other pests-of which the
locust, the phylloxera, the weevil, the
boll-worm, the gypsy and the brown
tail moths are examples. But no
more hopeless war was ever waged
against an animal pest than that Of
the Australians against the rabbit. In
fact, the trouble has increased so much
of late that we are told it is now
"the general opinion that the west
ern country can never be profitably
occupied, even during the most favor
able seasons, until the rabbit pest has
been subdued." One large landowning
company Melted in two and a half
million acres of pastoral land, and
treated half of it for ten months with
every known means for destroying
rabbits, only to find when operations
ceased that rabbits were more nu.
merous in the area treated than at
the beginning. Nothing like this oc-
ours in nature. A pest which devel-
ops naturally is always kept down by
a natural enemy. When man inter.
feres and introduces an animal with
out also introducing it's enemies, it
sometimes gets beyond his control.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

Lloyd George. now a member OF the
British cabinet, was addressing
meeting in Wales, and his chairman
said: 81 haff to introduce you 10 thu
member Of CarnarvOn boroughs. He
has come here to reply to what the
bishop of 81. Asaph said the other
night about Welsh dise3tabllshment.
In my opinion. gentlemen. the bishop
of st. Asaph is one of the biggest
liars In creation; but he bass his
match in Lloyd George"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

then smashes in to seven balls and
claims everything drops?
Don't they jolt you?
BY this time Thirsty Bill had all his
lights up.
He had the borders burning and d
calcium spot followed him around
Can shu play com nashun on zat
pink monkey ash settin' on green ball? p
he asked; and then he went down and
out.
put up my cut and blue penciled the
push.
Pool is a great game, but the chair.
crouchers put crepe on it.
Copyright by G.. W. Dillingham; Coz
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
CHAPTER XXI.
Waiting for an Eruption of the VOL
CanO.

cano.
The elements are present for a
great drama. AS soon as darkness
covers -s.e earth, men come dropping
into camp. Although there are guards
posted, these of course are MeXicans.
who secretly sympathize with Senior
Lopez. and as 1t is that individual and
his men who come in, no objection is
made. Indeed they have no orders to
the contrary, and the senior is known
to have great interests in the f.
Dorado
Once these elements have mingled
with the miners, the seed is sown for
a revolt Dick and Bob are spending
the evening at the house of the chief
engineer to enjoy the society of those
in whom they are so deeply interested,
when the owner comes in. Upon his
face is a look of annoyance-even his
wife glances neryously at him, as
though she anticipates new trouble
In the past they have known rough
times, these two, for the bad element
was in control when John Alexander
assumed charge and he had to war
upon it continually IT. order TO elimi
nate it from the comrany's works.
So his good wife has learned to
know what that frowp upon his face
means. Dick has been looking for
something of this kind, and at once
foresees trouble ahead. He makes an
opportunity to see Alexander near the
window, while the ladies', assisted by
the enraptured colonel. always wild
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

languid, nervous and lame in the
morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me right away, and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

Invention having provided battle
ships to crush the foe, torpedoes to
blow up battleships, destroyers to de-
stroy the torpedoes. submarines to
wipe out the destroyers, with all the
rest, and finally a machine to send
the submarines to still lower depth.
it gives the impression that the entire
shooting match is predestined to de-
structiOn.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
Music for Neiohhors-

i've got to practice on the piano Ave
hours a day." said the disconsolats
small girl.
What for7"
Cause mother and father don't like
our rev neighbors." - Washington
Star.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

A Washington accounts relates that
Senators Tillman, Elkins and Cullom.
the senate conferees on the rate bill.
had meeting to discuss procedure
and all that. 81 suggest" said Till
man. that a disinterested bystander
be appointed to search us for guns"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

Mothor-You haven't single accom-.
plishment. Whatever do you expect 10
do with yourself?
Daughter-Get married, | suppose
Cleveland Leader.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

A st. Louis man has succeeded in
engraving on the head of an ordinary
pin all of the letters of the alphabet
and the nine digits. IL he had put
them all on the point now. we should
have been mildly interested.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
Below the Horizon

jerks seems to be prosperous now
He says his income just at present is
out OF sight"
IL should think 1t would be; he lives
so far beyond it.'-Philadelphia Press
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

DE reason" said Uncle Eben, why
de elephant an de mule figures 50
much in politics Is dat one allus wants
to be on parade an de other Is allus
ready TO kick."-Washington Star.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

Thousands tell OF
cures made by
Doan's Kidney Pills
John c. Coleman, a
prominent merchant
of Swainsboro. Ga.
says: For several
years my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. l was
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
No Old Ladies'

Eyes, we have got our Old Ladies'
Home completed, but we can't get any
inmates for IT,"
Call it The Young Ladies' Re.
treat Houston Post.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
DOES YOUR BACK AcHE7

Cure the Kidneys and the Pain VIII
Never Return.
Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22
Important to Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle OF CAsToRrA,
n safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that Il
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-06-22

lows who says: 1.-THE one
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11

Its a significant fact that the
str ongest animal of it's size, the 60
rilla also has the largest lungs.
Powerful lungs means powerful
creatures. How to keep the breath
ing organs right should be mans
chiefest study. Like thousands OF
Others Mrs. Ora A. stephens, of Port
Williams, Ohio, has learned how to
to do this, she writes: Three bot
ties of DR., Kings new discovery
stopped my cough Of two years and
ured me Of what my friends thot
consumption. o, it's grand for
throat and lung troubles. Guaran-
teed by W J, Hughes & Go. Price
LOO. Trial botrle FREE.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11

One may well ask II the telephons
has developed a console In connec'
ton with the discovery by ManeuV-
rier, the we'll known French chemist,
of Q means Of detecting by Its aid the
adulteration of wines. In the method
he has perfected two glasses, one filed
with the wine to be tested aud the
other with a like quantity of wine
known to be pure, are placed on an
apparatus resembling a scale and
telephone connection Is made with
both LIQUIDS. II both wines are pure
no sound Is heard In the receiver;
but II one contains water or other
liquids or solids a noise Is produced
until a pointer moves to gwen place
on a dial plate. This movement rem
ders the conductivity Of the liquids
uniform and the gradatioa on the dial
where the pointer stops shows the ex'
tent to which the wine has been adui'
terated.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11
Starving to Death

Because her stomach was SO weak
ened by useless dragging that she
gould not eat, Mrs. Mary H. Walt
ers, of st. Clair ST., Columbus, o.,
was literall. starving to death. She
writes; My STOMACH was SO weak
from Aseless drugs THAT J could not
eat. and Eay nerves 50 wrecked that
! could not sleep; and not before I
was given W to die was induced
to try Electric Bitters; with the
wonderful result that the improve
ment began at once, and a complete
cure followed" Best health tonic
on earth. Guaranteed by W. j..
Hughes 4 Co,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11
COUNTY TICKETS

Republican ticket:
Treasurer-L. A. Hubbard
Register of Deeds-Chas Fraser
County Auditor--J. v. Drips
States Att3rney-F. W Cilley
Sheriif-W A WoOlenge
County Judge Hans CleSen
Clerk of COurts--Milton rcrty
Supt Of SchOols--W. A. HOobler
Cummissioner District No. MARTIN
Llnyseheit.
Commissioner District No. 3-w. W
Wells.
Justices--C N Stewart, Frank Lave
yer, Z A Winter, Chas Reher
COnstabIes--Jess Costello, Charles
Grace, Ray Kinney. John OteI pohl
The citizens ticket ia as follows:
Treasurer-Frank Hall
Register Of Deeds-John Marshall
Audit0r--N A Keeler
States Attorney L Cook
County Judge-Aaron Havlik
Clerk of Court-H Sinkie
Sheriff-C q SwartOut
Supt of SchOols-O Il Dye
Com. Dist No l-Henry klindt
Com Dist No. 81 f Ziebach
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11

Train No. 206. east bound. leaves T:0OA. NJ
Ii ain No 2U1, west bound. arrives 7:s5 T. NJ.
FREIGHr.
Train No "a, east bound. runs Tuesdays
thursdays, aud Saturdays, L. ayes AS A. NJ.
Train No g. west bound, runs Mondays
Wednesdays and Fridays, arrive 6:'S0P p. NJ
All these trains carry passengers.
W. il. FRY. Local Agent
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11
ABADLY BURNED GIRL

or boy, man or woman, is quickly
out of pain II Bucklen's Arnica Salve
is applied promptly. &. j. Welch,
of Tekonsha, Mich, sRys 81 use 1t In
my family for cuts, sores and all skin
injuries, and find it perfect. Quick
est pile cure known. Best healing
salYe made. 25c at " J Hughes 4 Go
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11

Boot and Shoe repairing. VIM
Lawson, Cham berlaln. S. ID, All
ork will be taken to Chamberlain
and retnrned to Gam Valley prompt
by the stage driver.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11
TO CURE A COD IN ONE DAY.

Take LAXATIVE BROMO QCI
NINE Tablets. All druggists refund
the dponey II 1t fails to cure. +. W.
Groves signature Is on each box
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11

G. o. Reinke. fine watch repairing
Mt lie Blonds nrug Store, Chamber
Jain, s. ID. Work sent and returned
by stage.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11

ND paper nickel bunch at the
CHEF office,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11
COUNTY.
PoSTOFFice.
Gappv4liey, b. ID.

Kimball mail arrives. Monday. Wednesday and
Friday at O'Clock p. m, Leaves. Tuesday
Thursday and Saturday at ~ O'Clock. III.
Chamberlain mail arrives Tuesday, 'Iirsday
and Saturday at O'Clock D. m Leaves Monday
"wednesday and Friday at O'Clock O. m.
Waterbury mail leaves Gam Valley. Monday
wsdneyday and Friday 1890 .. m. Arrive
fom Waterbury same days at Up. N.
'JoHsF. DR1fs, Postmaster.
TIME TABLES.
c. M. & ST. p. R'Y.
A. kimbail.
Passe nger going east - - s:4S A. N
Passenger going west 5;l5 p. NJ
c. M, & 81, p, RT.
At Messing gton springs.
PAssEsaxR-Dsily Except Sunday.
". 8, EKpress.)
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1906-10-11

v. 8. SEN%TE.
CONGRESS.

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