The Washington herald., 1906-10-26

deeds, the sympathetic heart would re-
joice in "a blessing doubly bestowed.
siIviera now says that re only went
TO Venezuela for his health. II appears,
too. that a country that has no extra
dition treaty with Uncle Sam is about
the healthiest place he could have
sought
The buckwheat crop will be very large
this year, bat the pure food law seems
likely to seriously impair the maple strip
output.
William Jennings Bryan has aroused
a storm of protest iE Austria by some
Of his press articles. However. as Aus
tria has no electoral vote. Mr. Bryan
isn't worrying.
a Pennsylvania man has been arrested
for calling a political opponent "A thief"
Now, if Mr.. Croker insists upon coming
back 10 America, there is a field for him
after MS own heart.
That Indiana hackman who charged
Mr.. Bryan 50 for 25-cent haul possibly
wanted 10 express to MI Bryan his
idea of what constitutes real greatness.
Grave doubts are entertained about the
tTuthfulness Of the story telling how a
New York messenger boy ran away
with 500 Who ever saw q messenger
boy run?
A Creek Indian has beeu made presi-
dent of railroad. but this need not
necessarily be taken as an encouraging
sign by the ticket scaIpers
Root up the Hearst tree" SAYS a
Brooklyn headline Perhaps that's what
took Secretary CorteIyou 20 New York
in such a hurry.
With so many others receiving honor
able mention. what's the glory IN win
ming that New York Ananias cup, any
how?
II the juries Of the country should hap
pen 10 take up the Ohio idea as a good
thing. wouldn't it be a wise move upon
the part of Mr.. Rockefeller to eGdow
a few jails?
Because VI. CIemenceau has been made
premier of France. the German papers
think the peace Of Europe is menaced.
Cheer up, These French duelists are
not nearly so fierce as they seem.
The Gar Of Russia has determined to
put a lot Of spelbinders in jail. a Gar
would c8sionaIly come ia right handy
IN this land of the brave and home Of
the free.
Down in Mexico they have a pleasant
way of taking revolUtionists 10 some Sc
cluded spot shooting them fun OF holes.
and then having the press announce
their mysterious disappearance. Revo-
luti0ns do not seem 10 thrive in Mexico
London theaters are going 10 install
telephones IN the boxes. Il does seem
shame TO encourage any more talk
ing in that locality than the balance Of
the house already has TO stand for.
Every one Of those Carnegie medals
has Uncle Andy's picture on IT, What
more could a hero want?
Alfred Austin says that poetry is de-
teriorating, but it is really hard 10 sec
how AlfTed's can.
Mr.. Hearst states that be is simply
appealing to reason" Simplicity In this
case seems TO be tom-toms brass bands
hrecrackers and steam calioDes-
Three masked men broke into Mime
sofa bank the other night and robbed il
Of $4,000 These old-fashioned bank loot
ers are nearly always willing to leave
something for the depositors.
II YOU cannot think of the name Of that
interesting gentleman who married Misc
Krupp. just refer 10 him as the man
behind the gun. and let it go at that.
The anu-Hughes crowd must be get
ting desperate over in New York They
now accuse him Of playing on the plan
Oil.
a man has been sent to the peniten-
tiary fer financing Venezuelan revolu-
ton with cOunte1eit coin. There is
nearly always something queer about
those South American revolutions.
The Standard oil is TO be ratuiated
upon its determination 10 carry mp the
law, instead Of passing it Up, as usual.
The Salt Lake Tribune asks: But do
not those Salt Lake Democrats who de-
cline a nomination gain more distinction
than those who acCeDt2" Possibly more
distinction. but hardly more extinction.
England is so pleased to have found a
type of battle ship that can fire a broad
side without committing suicide that she
has determined TO build a lot more Of
them.
The Cincinnati Times-Star says that
New York is watching with interest the
progress of the feUd between William
n
Bennett At least. this will serve as an
introduction of Mr. William Gordon
Bennett
The Houston Post states that Texas
has gone crazy over skating. a sort of
fail fever, we presume.