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Railroads.
BALTIMORE AND OHIO hi B

BAL ! IMUhE AND UHlU n. X.
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
Every Other Hour on the Odd Hour
To PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK.
NEW TERMINAL. 80 ST. NEW YORK
70 90 ai.imii.->5aaei. FaroT. d III Train
mo- a.m.-Dlnyr and Pullman Parioor car car.
q LOO pm.-DlneF and Pullman PaFIor car.
tg;OJ p.m.--' Royal Limited" All Pullman
TACO p.m.--COaches TO Philadelphia
3 100 p.m.-Diner and Pullman Pzrsg.
IS 90 p.m.-Coaches 20 Philadelphia
sslI. 80 p.m.-SleeDers.
z .57 a.m.-SIeepers-
ATLANTIC CITY. ,.2.57.'7. 800. III .Or
EVERY HOUR on THE HOUR"
WEEK DAYS. Z 4. 81 10 p. 81
TO BALTIMORE WITH PULLMAN
Week days. 2.57. 500. s:so. TOO 7.2o. 500.
s:S0. 900. ESQ, 1000. 100 a. m, 100 noon.
600, go. 100. sO0. 1000. 1898 n-s0 II a
Sundays 5.. 2.57. TOO 100. $50. SEQ. 1890.
IL 100 a m. 100. 10. 400 $3.50. 500. $50. $50
$50. lV;Oy, lO-s5, ll-sJ, u - p M
CHICAGO AND NORTHWEST. '11.Oo a. IA.
csIfScINNArI. ST. LOUIS. AND LOUIS
VILE 1905 a. IN. = 0j y. H.. sl1 d night
PITTsBUEG, al 20 a. H. 's.lo ,. ul-. ~ "a
CLEVELAND. 'slO D. m. COLUMBUS.
'%5sHEELnCG. 5000 a. m. $50 p. m.
WINCHESTER, s-55 a. m. 1905 Is 90 . m.
AENAPOLIS. week days. 1.Z0 a m u 0l
noon. Goo >. la- sundays. $50 p ~. and
LURAY and EbKTcS. '4-os ?. 10. parior
car.
g. M. --I %. taos. +5-39 p. m.
HAGERsTOWN. fl9;05 a. IL. and e % D. n.
BOYD and say points. IS .35. 'e5.l5 a. H..
- 10 T5-yJ f5--5 s-lJ-ll. tho PA.
GAiTHEEsBUHG ana way points fs.s5.
$50 a. u-, ~ ~. ''II5, f3-U sos.
t5.gI $50 49, --IJ-l5. TlI.3J y. ~.
WAsHISGIOS JUNCTION and way
points 7sg5 --y.I5 a. no.. GLIB 800. $50
J. m.
sDauy- Except Sunday ssSlnday only.
Reservation az Sleeping or Parl0r Car
space, rates " faye. ETC.. VIII be quickly fur
ul-EeL EE TELEPHONE al all OF the fol-
loving Ticket OICes. 1917 " ST.. Telephone
haln 1871 5iF Pennsylvania Ave. Telephone
Aalu gs-s station New Jersey Ave and @
ST. Ticket OHres Telephone East Cs7. In
formation Bureau. East 124 myI4-tf
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Dr.. Leatherman,

washington's Leading Specialist on all con-
tagious blood. skin. and private diseases OF
men and women Structure, Drug Habit
Nervous Debility; also kidney bladder
liver and stomach trouble cured forever.
Advice free Hours. 20 y and 70 8. also
on Tuesday aud Saturday evening, z to s.
Sundays closed, 5l2 Tenth st. n. ".
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Proposals.

Z S ENGINEER OFFICE, 22d and K
SITS. y w. Washington, i. c., August
l6. lg06-Sealed proposals for construc-
tion of paving. furnishing and setting
curb. etc. on approaches 20 highway
bridge across Potomac River. D. C, will
be received here until y N. SEPTEAI-
BIER 8. 1906, and then publicly opened.
Information furnished Ou application.
SPENCER COSBY. Captain. Engineers.
aul614,IS ,2ose3.4
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For SaIe-h0uSes.
The HARRISON REALTY COMPANY,
s57 C. STREET y. W.

90 q STREET y. ".
JACKSON 81, brookland, ID. a., . rooms
and bath. LOT 50Ni-S, h0J-WateF heat
Price So 80
Aassa chusetts ave. me- near Sd ST
rooms and bath. Price................ J. col
'th 81. sW.. near II ST Groom frame
I'rtee-.--, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. s.s5,
Corner on ii 81. ne. near Srh 81. store
and dwelling FriCe-.-.----..... ...-... 900
corner on + 81 ne. near eth ST.. store
p, and dwelling. Irice.................... 6.00l
II 81 ne, near llth ST. rooms and
go. bath Price. $50,
l-tA 81 SCI near ID St. rooms and
BATH furnace heat new Price. 9. I5J
North Capitol 81. near 4 ST.. rooms
%, and bath Price....--.---.............. 4.5aJ
u ST. sW.. near sth ST. rooms and bath.
stable. Price.....-.. ...-..-......... s. 20
X ST. se.s near lIh 50. car line. Groom
brick water and sewer. Price. J. go
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Wanted--Fa Farms.

II YOU ARE TIRED OF the farm. I'm take
70 OF your hands; 100 acres. more or less with
large house and living stream. not toe near
the railroad VIII rent or buy. GEORGE
BtCRLsER, al War Department. auls-5t
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DR.. FISK ELGIM

Expert in the treatment Of private diseases
chronic and acute. Both sexes All consul
tations CONFIDENTIAL Medicine furnished
Prices moderate. Hours. 3 10 I. 20 o. Z 10 $.
Rooms, 1898 Pennsylvania ave NV Phone
N 1910
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SOLD THE SHOES
Of A MURDERER
Weird Scenes Enacted at
Night Session Of Colored
Camp Meeting.
RELICS BOUGHT FOR CHUMS
FootSear Worn by Ike Winder, Exc
cuted Murderer, Cut Up by Pastor,
Purchased by Congregation.

BALTIMORE. Md. Aug. 2J.-'Isaac
Winder. the Martyr" might properly
have been the title Of the harangue de-
livered at the negro camp meeting.
York road and Lake avenue. last night
by the Rev. John r. Amis. colored. the
spiritual adviser OF the negro murderer
who was hanged March 80 at Towson
Jail
The announcement that Wmder'
shoes. which be wore during the sixteen
days he was at large after his escape
from the jail would be cut up and dis
tributed was sufficient 10 collect a
crowd Of 700 persons. Of whom fully one
half were white.
Auais. from the beginning or his con-
nectiOn with the murderer. has had an
eye 70 the main chance. but last night
he outdid himself. He collected about
81 Of good American coin for the fTaE-
ments OF a dilaptdated pair of shoes.
which he sliced in public with a Dor
rOwed jacknife.
1t only costs a quarter for a song
book and piece Of Ike Winder's shoes. DO
shouted the preacher. as he stood IN
the fiaring light OF kerosene torches and
gesticulated wildly for the benefit OF
his auditors. Come up. loves, and pay
your money. The Lord loves cheer
ful giver-
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Atlantic City, N. ].

NEW BELMONT, S g,S5 ~. B 5H9
Beach. & uD daily: SO up weekly: elevators.
steam heat etc. ". J. WARRINGTON.
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tDAEA-N = 4lI 4-LA ST. ~ w.
sy2s-tt
FOR sALE-Two blocks from station. nj
t,a EleI, Nl.. one cor fare. thirty minutes
from Treasury. handsome new seyen-Ic1m
house with cellar attic ana pantry pTetI--E
uapereI. wired Tor electric lights furnace
leaJ, excellent we'll. large lot. price, $500.
Small cash payment balance monthly Also
other cottages and houses from $500 %
$500 ON small monthly payments. CHARLES
J. JOHNSON. IT.. lI s. ana BuukeThll
road. SIT Rainier. SD
ouli-at
WHY co Ia The suburbs and b,tv "a g5-foot
lHff The same money VIII buy Az ACRE
lE a=-ut fuI HIGHLAND PARK. over one
tHirI ~ the property sold DO last sixty days
Car line passes the property Very easy
terms. Act quickly and ger first choice. Call
az once and let us show You the BEST
PROPOSITION EVER OFFERED ~
WASHINGTON At 70 PER FOOT.
PERCY H. RUSSELL.
Exclusive agent Russell building.
au-s-5It sZ1 O ST. y W
ONE-HALF-ACRE LOTS. ssoa 70 ESQ. on
terms Co. suit you. all well shaded with full
grown trees. located within one fare OF any
part " city in high and healthy section. az
North IaklmA Park. fine. wide. graded
streets. cement sidewalks. schools. churches.
stores. water. sewer. gas. For full particu-
lars apply COLLISS-GCERRY Co. 52i 18th
81 nv aul2-I0t
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" aDfed-EJdSeS
NO COMMISSION TO PAY"
] VIII buy one OF block OF houses. also
business property. Cash transactions and
quick settlements.
j.. LODGE HILL
Rooms and 8. GA 18th 81. y. W
au1-tt
WANT INVESTMENT PROPERTIES Stores
-h0mes Nothing too small or too large.
HARRISON REALTY CO,
e01 q Street y. ". nos-tt
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Sure of Winder's Salvation.

In horrible detail Amis told the col.
orad people about the scenes at Win
der's hanging. and how he consoled the
m lrderer by telling him he had a good
coffin in the cellar OF the jail and by
pointing out 10 him the undertaken. The
coIored people listened speilbound, and
now and then one or two would roeL,
back and forth and moan, Nlnder. &
Virtues" and the surety OF his ultima te
salvation were dwelt upon, ana thc
preacher took a shot at the white per-
sons who had assembled by announcing
that there would be an absolute equality
Of the races in the future life.
A prayer and experience meeting IoL'
lowed the sermon and the sale OF the
relies" during which many gave VIC
lent expression to their emotion ana
the woods rang with their cries.
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FOR SALE
PRICE. sz.io5- -------r -RrNT $40
Figure ID out Two-ztary brick. g0od white
tenants: modern improvements. Let us
show you this. $4,000. possibly less. cash
Wa H. SAUNDERS 81 Co. l457 + ct. NV.
auI9-Zt
FOR SALE-5I55 or LESS CASH 4ND
monthly notes Of so VIII buy NEW.
Groom, bay-wIud1w brick. . stories and seI-
lar; furnace heat located near Pa ave S.
Price. only s., $50.
FOR sALE-52.01) 2-srory Groom brick:
modern plumbing. nice yard front porch
white uelEhhorho'd, near ears, northeast
wsI r. SAUNDERS 81 co. 1917 F ST. NV.
FOR sALE-s25 CASH. SIS PER MONTH On
Guiding principal and !uterezti good 5-rsom
homes. ear q ST. car line ne. Price. 81. o0I
TWO LOIS. COLOHED CLIENTS. D-a't
miss this opportunity EIGHT SOLD. z left
s. T. SMITH & Co. Oh Colorado building.
HplS-st
WE RENT. sen. and exchange lots. houses.
ana farms. WASHINGTON REALTY co.
1901 New YORK ave tys-z7t
81 s.. oo1--y4.ss $50
FINE CORNER STORE.
Renting so Der month. owner offered So.
Recently papered and painted. excellent con-
diJion. L0J z4xi5. 20 alley. a bargain at
price asked,
lie ROY MARK.
Tie oval Sign. 1910 q Street.
jyz6-f
FOR SALE
$500 CASH; BALANCE MONTHLY.
In Southeast near Navy Yard. SIX
rooms and bath all u.odeFn improvements.
new, never been occupied. Good lois, 70
GIey- PRICE. =. $50
CLARENCE BARNARD,
''-he Oval Sign" 14ls c 81 ~ "
myZ3-tf
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SHERW GOD,
RHODE ISLAND AVE. y f.
LARGE LOTS HIGH ELEVATION.
On direct Gag line
WILL BUILD YOU a HOME
Prices reasonable. Easy terms
Call for further particulars,
EDWARDS LAND AND IMPROVEMENT
COMPANY. III 18TH ST. Is. W.
5vgs-tf
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asI-ROCM FOR CHICKENS AND A cow.
attractive ueA a. cottage ire water. ~
acres. cars pass the door. $500. cLeapest
acreage home sc have. Photo az ONCE.
THE SOCLE CO. Nuc.J. go louisiana ave
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w. g. BALDUS. Ia. D.. Pa. I
GERMAN sPECIALIsT
EXPERT GERsIAN sPECIALIsT

On Diseases Of the Brain, Nervous System.
Kidneys. Heart, stomach, ana other Dis
eases. Doctor service and medicine 81
Consultation free. Telephone Main 25l6
Southeast corner 9Th and r SITS. NV. Hours
10 to ] and ( 70 8. Closed sunday. 1yeS-S0r
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Awe-Stricken by Relics.

The scene was a fantastic one. The
torchight played htfully over the
preacher and the faces Of the uniformed
sisters" IN the front row of the
benches occupied by the COlOred con-
gregaUon- Awe-striclIen eyes gaZed at
the relics" and a spirit of turbulent
unrest sat upon the congregation. while
the whites. TO the number of about $50
who had been brought 20 the grove
through curiosity. sat or stood in a
semicircIe about the cauvas-tOpped
auditorium and alternately laughed or
expressed disapproval at the proceed
ings.
Il was a long time before the first
member of the audience Overcame his
susperstition so far as TO venture TO
approach the table where Amls stood
and gingerly 10 pick up a small scrap
of leather that belonged 10 the dead.
Then they begaa TO come faster, and
the most devotei members Of Pastor
Amis flock deposited their silver
quarters and received the talisman that
each expected tC bring him luck
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Countess Castellane.
Maids on Trains.

Ladies maids on the trains. in lieu Of
porters, have been installed by the p.
L. NJ. Railway Company Of France. The
maids. who wear a neat uniform. are
in attendance upon the passengers. and
have been found TO be of great service
TO ladies travelling alone, or to others
who have required the innumerable lit
tie services which only q Well-tTained
maid can perform TO the satisfaction Of
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Rothsehild Knighted.

Baron Henri de Rothschild has re-
ceived from King Carlos Of Portugal the
insignia Of the order OF Christ. This
has caused much comment in French
society as, the Rothschilds being Jews.
II seems odd that one Of them should
become q knight OF Christ.
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Brother Burns Powerful Prayer,

After a weird prayer by large col
ored man referred 10 as Brother
Burns" whose shrieks and means
stirred up the congregation to an un-
wonted pitch. Preacher Amis started ia
70 talk
The tOTments Of hell occupied pOr-
ton Of the discourse, and a ripple OF
amusement was caused by reference TO
the "unsquenchable" fire with which the
chat is tC be burned uD.
''IVinder saw hell walking right be.
hind him when be went up the gallows
stairs" he said.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-08
AWestern River
a Refuses q
M&,ter the Oce&n
@lS-|f Kas turned 700 -
~ soiare nleS Of deSertEN
VW INTO an inlend sea No.

In Southern California is a large
salt lake of such recent formation that
even the latest and most expensive
aliases fail to note It's existence. yet
1t has II surface area of about 100
square miles. or more than five times
that of the city of Philadelphia.
Salton Sea. rs this body of water Is
known. Is the result of an irrigation
enterprise that went wrong because the
engineers had not calculated upon the
waywa "dneSs Of the Colorado River
Thu village of Srlton. which had n
pop,ila. ION OF about 1uO. all Of whom
were employed by a salt company
whose works were established there.
has been swept from the land and now
lies under twenty-four feet of water
The Southern Pacific Railroad has
been compelled to rebuild 100 miles
of its line: two irrigation companies
one American. the other Mrxlcan-havp
seen a quarter of Il million dollars
worth of work disappear almost In tn"
twinkliny Of nm eve. and 1t IL within
the bounds of possibility that the new
~ foruurd lake will demand the offices
Of the liplomatSts Of the United States
and Mexico in disposng of the coi,pli-
cations which may arise.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-08

and fresh-water shells. perfect In form.
but which cr,mble under slight pres
sure The fact that this beach in many
places still retains its old form despite
the force of sandstorms and other ac-
tion OF the part of the elements Is held
by son rs conclusive evidence that the
basin was Il sea- at no very distant
time.
Thcr. are some who hold the opin-
ion that. If the flow of the Colorado Is
not controlled. it will. in time, again fill
the entire basin To sea level.
I his newest salt lake Is now from
ten to eighteen miles wide, about forty
five miles long. twenty three feet four
inches in depth at the deepest sound
ing. ard is rising steadily at the rate
of from one half TO three-quarters Of an
inch daily under the combined inflow
of the Colorado and ella Rivers.
The ella empties into the Colorado
about three miles above Yuma. Ari..
the hottest and driest place on the
face o. the earth and from there the
combined flow formerly swept on 100
mines to the Gulf Of California.
To-day from point twelve miles
south of Yuma and four miles below
the line In Mexico the river bed of the
Colorado is dust dry. sandy waste.
five feet higher than the present chan
mel tho river having changed its course
from due south to west-south-west.
Even at low water the flow Is pouring
into Silton Sea by two channels
of the Alamo and New Rivers.
The map shows the source of the
water that IS pouring into Salton Sea.
ana which is now from ten to eighteen
miles wide and forty-tive miles long.
At the upper heading. just below Yuma.
but on the American side. an irrigation
company cut canal. which was not
Of sufficient capacity to supply the IT.
risable district. At the lower head
canal sixty feet wide and eight feet
deep was cut in the quick sand bank
of the Colorado. This canal the river
quickly enlarged to GOO feet wide and
thirty feet deep. and below that point
the old channel OF the river Is dry. the
entire flow pouring through the intake.
To relieve the situation In the irrlgat-
I'd district and at Salton. the Quail
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-08

don't you put in a little shoe polish
and sand soap? Why don't you--'
"Who is doing this. madame? Who
Is doing this:" was the snarlful re-
toinder of Pa. "Who ia conducting
this laboratory? Who is so kindly ex-
hausting his chemical knowledge to
cure your dear mothers cold when
she ought to be OsleriZcd: Why don't
you take a sneak: Why don't you
vanish like other ghosts: Why don't
YOU attend to your own business, and
be thankful that you have Il guardian
angel named Jones to look after you?"
SO saying Pa resumed work on his
syrup. and did not dcign to notice the
bunch OF hattering compliments that
Ma generously threw at him.
The cough cure was finally cooked
to Pas satisfaction, and after it had
been properly cooled and bottled. the
amateur chemist seized tablespoon
and smilngly turned to Ma.
'tall your mother. Mrs. Jones! Call
your MOTHER he effuSivcly cried. Call
little Fido. Sis. Edytlic and everybody
else who has been contributing to the
barkful chorus, But first | will do
what no other doctor does. will take
a dose of my own medicine to show
you that ! have faith in Its virtue.
You will observe that pour out a
tablespoonful, You will also observe
that ! fear!c--ly put it In my mouth
and-Wow. .loly smoke. Help, Mary,
Help. Turr IN the hose. Crack up a
ton of ice. Yell for the fire department
Water. Water. More water. am
burning 10 death. | have taken some
thing that tastes like. tabasco. | have
swallowed lava from Mount Nesuvius
It's just good for you, you ofliciou>
brute" put in the unsympathetic Ma
! with "A triumphant CLEAN in her wifely
eyes. don't pity you one bit. You
/ haven't got any more than was com
( ing To YOU. saw You dumping Il
/ pound of cayenne pepper in that cough
| cure instead of ginger, but couldn't
| interfere with the mixture that your
mother used 10 make"
Pa Jones did not reply at the time
! He was too puSy sucking water out
/ OF the reservoir regardless OF mic
robes Eut al the end Of two hours
when he felt physically cooler and
mentally hotter, the good old family
| battle began in earnest. and contin
! -, al =,
prescribed for Mothcr-in-L Smith
and the other coughful cases.-Phil
adclphia Telegraph.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-08

-rHoteSt honorS During the Kentucky
.l,rpa IN OF 1862 he commanded Gen
Hra..s cavalry and fought ut Grn,n
kiver and Perryville. At Mur!recs-
',ur" and Chickanauga he led IN"
cavalry. After the latter battle ne
crossed the Tennessee River. attacked
ten. RoSec'rans' line of communications.
defeat,d the opposing Union force, de-
stroying Loo wagons. with the'r
stores. and inhicting on national prop
erty loss of S3.OOO,oOO. At the Siega
Of Knoxville he took an active part
and covered the retreat of Gen. braG.
from Missionary Ridge and l.ookou'
Mountain. His sOldierly qualities VS."
we'll displayed in his resistance to Cen.
Shrrmau's army In its march toward
Atlanta. and in the desperate attempts
made to sever the Union line OF com
munica tons. Whether in the rear or
In the front of Sherman's army he
fought with remarkable brillfancy AL
dash. always striking with lightning
like rapidty and vanishing when the
blow fell. Successfully promoted To
hrigadier general. major general anu
lieutenant general. he remained IN the
cavalry until the end OF the struggle.
After the war he studied law. anu
this profession. together with the occ'i-
patton Of a cotton planter. he followed
until his advent into national politics
IN 1850. In 1898. after serving for -
years as congressman from Alabama.
he offered his sword to President Nc
Klnley in the war with Spain. a.
major general of volunteers he became
one of the most talked Of men In the
country and served with distinction
in Cuba and the Philippines. When
the Filipino instruction was suppress
ed and the volunteers were disband.d
he was commissioned briSadier grn-
eral in the regular army. With that
rank he retired in 1900. Gen WLeeler
was 60 years old last September.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-03-08

"What'S the matter with you, wom-
an? What's the matter with YOU"
yclpfully responded Pa. with Il pretzel
look on his panied features. Don't
You suppose that | know how to make
cough medicine? Don't you suppose
know the ingredients Of a cure that
would make a hospital look like the
heard Of calling in doctor to tinker
1 cough when | was a boy: Who ever
heard of going to bed with a cold and
having bouquets and scented notes Of
sympathy sent You down on the farm
No one, madame. No one You sim
ply stay in the house long enough to
take a little homemade syrup and then
go out and monkey in the snow to
keep down the fever. have had
more cold spells than you could find
in Il Beef Trust refrigerator. and all
that my good old mother ever did was
10 saturate me with Kerosene and feed
mo on molaSses and vinegar. and
Il can easily believe it. you sweet
crook broke in the haunting Ma. con
,emptuously. You are full of kero-
scne yet. and"
"Silence. woman. Silence. lovey-
dovey." Numbered Pa. PEACEFULLY. glar-
ing at his devoted Mary. You have
said enough. You have sprinkled on
a little of the Smith extra. How dare
you throw the harpoou into the time
honorcd methods of my good old
mother: How dare you pose rs an
authority on therapeutics: What
right have yoll-"
"Oh. for heavens sake, shut up. YOU
Sqlawkful quawk." shouted Ma. with
evident annoyance You are worse
than chirpful singing society. why
don't you forget your crouch and
phone for the doctor. Why don't
Il won't shut up. dear soul, won't
shut up" returned Pa. cxplo>ivcly, n
he started for the Kitchen. followed
by Ma. II refuse To he muZZlcd,
refuse 10 permit the Smiths 10 run the
rooSt. am the main guy of thi,
gang. and | am going Ia prove to you
the efficacy of my good old mothcr'-
medicine. | am going To make you eat
crow. | am going TO stew up some OF
that syrup rs matter of vindication
Where do you keep your pans: Norah
get me- the molaSSeS, You may alSc
| trot out the vinegar. Now, then
| Smithy, take Il look and get wise (,
the ways Of domestic remedies, Ior
will notice that rs these ingredient,
begin to sizzle | begin to stir. Ior
will-Norah, bring me hunk of but
ter and a lump OF lard. That's right
now, get a hustle on you and fetch {
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