davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28
Financial Fayoritisms

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SocialiSts-Anti-mony.
Mohammedans-Allah-mony.
Grammarians-Parsi-mony.
Hermits-Sancti-mony.
Old bachelors-Acri-mony.
Old maids-Matri-mony.
Musicians-Har-mony.
Lawyers-Testi-mony.-Judge
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

Good housekeepers use the best That's
why they buy Red Cross Ball Blue At
leading grocers, 5 cents.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

We have seen men jostle and cheer for
two hours at football game and then
SO home and complain that the sound Ct
the children running across the floor makes
them nervous.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

Don't spoil your clothes. Use Red Cross
Ball Blue and keep them white as snow
All grocers, 5 cents a package.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28
The Best Possible Health

comes to those who perfect the digestion and
keep the blood pure by the use of Garfield
Tea, the mild laxative. made of herbs. Sam
pies free. Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, n. Y.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

Smokers have to call for Lewis Single
Binder cigar to get it. Your dealer OF
Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28
Virtuous Citizen,

Mrs Slimson-I thought you were com
ing home early to punish Willie for telling
that lie?
Slimson-I was, but l had to step a.
the city hall and swear off my taxes
Life.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

Practical politics also has its paradoxes
Even the tireless worker is occasionally
punctured.-Puck
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

Giving little is better than wishing
you could give great deal.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
made of fancy, selected tobacco Your deal
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28
Would Die of Heart Diseasa

Would Die of Heart Disease.
Percy-I hate that fellow Dadds. the
tailor. I'd like to murder him.
Charlie-Why don't you pay his bill !?
He would probably die of SURPRISE
Tit-Bits.
Barbour County index., 1906-03-28

Fortune knocks once, then goes away
Adversely will pound all day.