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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
CHILD'S AWFUL SKIN HUMOR
Screamed with Pain-suffering Near
ly Droke Parents Heart-Speed-
lily Cured by Cuticura.

II wish to inform you that the
Cuticura Remedies have put stop to
twelve years Of misery l passed with
my son. AS an infant noticed on his
body a red spot, and treated same
with different remedies for about five
years, but when the spot began to
get larger I put him under the care of
doctors Under their treatment the
disease spread to four different parts
of his body. The longer the doctors
treated him the worse it grew. Dur
ing the day it would get rough and
form like scales. At night it would
be cracked, infiamed and badly swol-
len, with terrible burning and itching.
When think of his suffering it near
ly breaks my heart. His screams
could be heard down stairs. The suf-
fering Of my son made me full Of
misery. l had no ambition to work,
to eat, nor could sleep. One doctor
told me that my sons eczema was
incurable, and gave 1t up for a bad
job. One evening l saw an article in
the paper about the wonderful Cuti-
cura and decided to give 1t trial
/ tell you that Cuticura Ointment is
worth its weight in gold; and when
had used the first box of Ointment
there was a great improvement, and
by the time l had used the second set
OF Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resell
vent, my child was cured. He is now
twelve years old, and his skin is as
fine and smooth as silk. Michael
steinman, Z Sumner Avenue, Brook
Ign, N. Y, April 16, 1906"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
"HE RAN FOR LAWYER"
But There Was Doubt as to Whether
He Had Ever Caught
the Office.

A man from Pennsylvania went to
Vineland on business errand. The
town was strange to him, and he was
unacquainted with the man Ia lawyer
he had gone to see. The directions he
received were SO indefinite that he
found himself on the elge Of the town
without having come to the house he
sought. Then he met an old negro
and asked the way Of him and learned
that the house lay about quarter OF
a mile farther down the road.
"The man want to see Is law
yer" he said to the old man. "Is this
Mr.. Dash down the road lawyer?"
HE amt no lawyer that | ever
heard tell Of" answered the negro.
You're sure?"
The old negro scratched his head in
deep thought. Then CLEAN OF re-
membrance lighted his eye.
Nov | think Of 1t, boss" he said,
"'pears like l do recollect he ran for
lawyer one time"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
PURPOSE OF THE COURT.
Al Understood by a Lawyer Who
Knew How to Circun-
vent It.

Hon. A. G. levitt, lawyer, politician
and man of sarcastic wit, was once
trying case In the supreme court In
elfast, Me-, his home city. The Judge
presiding, before being called to the
bench, had tried many cases against
Jewett, who did not entertain very
high opinion Of his ability, relates the
Boston Herald.
In his closing argument Jewett, in
defiance Of the rules Of the court,
started in to read some law to the jury.
The court pounded on the bench and
said: "Mr. Jewett, you must not read
law to the jury in your closing argu-
ment." Jewett kept on reading with
out 80 much as glance at the court.
The court, in thunderous tones, order
ed him to stop.
Jewett, who had by this time read
all he intended to read, turned calmly
to the Judge and said: Ibid your
honor address me?"
81 said" roared the Judge, you
must not read law to the jury In your
closing argument. I will give the law
to the Jury. What do you suppose
the court is here for?"
"What is the court here TORT" re-
sponded Jewett, in high falsetto, II
suppose you know, sir, to keep order,
with the aid of the sheriff, sir, with all
due respect to the sheriff. SIR"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
KNOWS NOW
Doctor Was Fooled by His Own Case
for Time.

It's easy to understand how ordi-
nary people get fooled by coffee when
doctors themselves sometimes forget
the facts.
A physician speaks of his own ex.
perience:
Il had used coffee for years and
really did not exactly believe it was
injuring me although l had .palpita-
ton of the heart every day.
! Finally one day severe and al
most fatal attack of heart trouble
frightened me and l gave up both
tea and coffee, using Postum instead
and since that time | have had abb
solutely no heart palpitation except
on one or two occasions when l tried
a small quantity of coffee which
caused severe irritation and proved
to mel must let it alone.
when we began using Postum it
seemed weak-that was because we
did not make it according to direc.
tions-but now we put little bit Of
butter In the pot when boiling and
allow the Postum to boil full Is min.
utes which gives 1t the proper rich
flavor and the deep brown color.
Il have advised great many Of
my friends and patients to leave off
coffee and drink Postum, in fact |
daily give this advice" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Many thousands Of physicians uso
Postum in place Of tea and coffee In
their own homes and prescribe 1t to
patients. There's reason"
Y remarkable little book, 1.-THE
Road to MELVILLE" can be found in
pigs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
ODD BITS OF INFORMATION.

The Hawaiians are the worlds best
swimmers.
A frog cannot breathe with Its
mouth open
Japanese children are taught ia
write with both hands.
An elephant will carry q load OF
5000 pounds with ease.
Quakers are very healthy; their av-
erage longevity being 81 years.
The English school of water-color
painting is the best in the world.
The turbot lays 100000 eggs a
year-11, 999,S0O more than the best
hen.
A certain Jail in Mexico consists of
an oak tree with chain and staple at
tachment.
Dried currants, fed regularly to
horses, give them phenomenal strength
and endurance.
At Quito, the only city directly on
the equator, the sun rises and sets al
ways at the same hour-six o'clock.
The Russians have the best teeth
an excellence which they impute ito
Athe regular chewing Of sunfower seed.
In Spain a physician gets five cents
a visit from a working man and 20
cents a visit from an aristocrat. He
is supposed to tend the poor for moth
ing
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
SOLDIERS HELPED.
Troops and officers Participated IN
Murder of Jews at Bialy-
stok, Russia.

st. Petersburg, June 19.-The embar-
90 on news from Bialystok was lifted
Monday and the Associated Press staff
correspondent was for the first time al
lowed to telegraph directly from the
sacked city a picture of the scene Of
ruin and desolation left in the wake of
the mob.
Horrible details have been sent out
by the correspondent of the Bourso
Gazette who arrived III Bialystok in
company with Deputy st. Chepkin on
Saturday and who managed to send his
story by a messenger Sunday after
noon The correspondent, who ac-
companied St. Chepkin directly to
the hospital escorted by corporal's
guard, says he was utterly unnerved
by. the sights he witnessed there.
Merely saying that the corpses were
mutilated," the correspondent writes,
failed to describe the awful scenes.
The faces of the dead have lost all
uuiuuu sClliUtdHCt, anu CllC WI poSo
simply are crushed masses of bone and
flesh soaking in blood. 1t is impossible
to conceive Of such bestiality.
The participants seemingly were not
inspired by motives of loot, but Of
murder and destruction pure and SIM
pie. He also holds that the participa-
ton Of the troops has been completely
proven and quotes Deputy st. Chepkin
as saying that this is clearly shown
by the decentralization of the soldiery
consequent on the removal Of all re-
straint. The correspondent declares
that not only the soldiers, but their
officers also participated and that he
himself was a witness as late as Sat
urday to the shooting down Of a Jew
ish girl from the window of q hotel
by Lieut.. Miller, of the Vladimir regi-
ment. The governor Of the province
Of Grodno, who happened to be pass.
ing at the moment, ordered an investi
cation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
sBe Pleasant Every Morning Until
Ten O'Clock; the Rest Of the Day
Will Take Care Of ITSELF"

Will Take Care Of Itself"
This is one Of the best little SER
mons we know. Have you ever
stopped to think that the morning
is the time when your temper Is usu-
ally ruffled, and have you ever
Stopped to think that the cause of
bad temper in the mornin., is nearly
always because your stomach has not
been working properly during the
night? 1t has contained a lot of indi-
gestible substances that form gas
and makes you have dreams. 1t
breaks up your rest and you wake up
In the morning tired, instead OF re-
freshed, as nature intended you
should.
Our grand sires required no ad-
monition to BE pleasant every morn.
ing until 10 o'clock; the rest of the
day will take care Of ITSELF" for they
digested their food and woke up full
of life and energy ready for the days
duties, and this was because they
lived on simple foods instead of high
ly seasoned palatable concoctions,
which contain no nourishment. Ma
ture gave us milk, wheat and eggs,
and on these foods a person can
live indefinitely, but If the milk is
skinned, and If the outside Of the
wheat Is taken off the kernel, and II
the lime, the salt and the iron, which
is in the outer part Of the wheat
berry, II these are all removed, you
have simply starch alone; the starch
goes into the stomach and becomes
sugar.
Do you know that person would
starve to death on plain white bread
and water? Do you know that he
could live indefinitely on whole wheat
bread or on whole wheat food ana
water? These interesting facts are
all set forth in book called Back
to Nature" which tells about proper
living and gives recipes for meals Of
the simple kind-the kind that makes
you strong and well; the kind that
makes you Pleasant every morning
until 10 o'clock" This book Is pub.
!ished at a great expense, but 1t is
given free to every reader Of this
paper. 1t Is an advertisement of
the great food-whlch
Is made from whole wheat, which is
baked and predigested and Is all
ready to serve from the package you
buy at your grocers. You get more
life and energy from 10-cent pack
age Of EGG-O-SEE than you will get
from thousand dollars worth of
white bread. This is no idle claim.
1t is a scientific fact. We want to
tell about this simple food question,
SO write us ald say please send me
a copy of your book Back to Ma
ture," and the book will be sent you
at once without charge. Address
EGG-O-SEE CO., No. 10 First Street,
Quincy, Ill.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much Of
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done In a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

great mental depression was unable to at
tend tony house work, and life became bur-
den to me- Twas confined for days to my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
II could not bear to think Of an operation,
and in my distress tried every remedy which
/ thought would be Of any use to me, and
reading Of the value Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to sick women decided
to give ita trial. felt so discouraged that
had little hope Of recovery, and when ! began
to feel better, after the second week, thought
1t only meant temporary relief; but to my
great surprise found that kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in size
"The Compound continued to build up my
general, health and the tumor seemed to be
absorbed, until, in seven months, the tumor
was entirely gone and well woman. am
30 thankful for my recovery that l ask you
to publish my letter in newspapers, SO other
women may know Of the wonderful curative
powers Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular or painful periods, weakness, dis
placement or liberation of the female
organs, that bearing-down feeling, in
fammation, backache, fatulence, gen.
eral debility, indigestion or nervous
prostration. they should remember
there is one tried and true remedy
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such record of cures of female
ills.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She is daughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease has been
advising sick women free of charge.
She has guided thousands to health.
Address, Lynn, Mass.
Remember that it is Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that is cur
ingwomen, and don'tallow any druggist
to sell you anything else in its place.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
500 Reward, S1OO.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there is at least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure In all its stages and that is
Catarrh. Halls Oatarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires constitu'
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken In.
ternay, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist.
ing nature in doing its work. The proprietors have
so much faith In its curative powers that they ofeI
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t fails u
cure. Send for list of testimonials,
Address +. j. CHENEY IL co., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Care Of Oilcloth.

Oilcloth should never be scrubbed with
stiff brush or washed with strong soap.
Remove all dirt by carefully sweeping with
a soft hair brush. Then wash until clean
with tepid water and Ivory Soap. Rinse
with clear water to which has been added
a teaspoonful of kerosene. Polish with
dry cloth. ELEANOR R. PARKER.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Suggesting Safe Course.

McFibb-That fellow Huskie called
me a liar!
Newitt-Yes?
Eyes. What would you do about
it?"
"Well, II were you, I'd make 1t a
point always to tell the truth when
he's around.-Catholic Standard.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

de reason" said Uncle Eben, why
de elephant an de mule figures so
much In politics Is dat one allus wants
to be on parade an de other is allus
ready to kick."-Washington Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Best He Could Say.

'What do you think of these peek
a-boo shirtwaists the girls are wear
ing?"
well they're almost clothes. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

The more experience men and wom-
en- have In rearing children, the slow
er they are to give advice about rear
Ing children.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Too Much So.

"Why do you cali that ferocious bull
dog of your Tcy?'"
Because when he once attaches
himself to person he clings to one
baltimore American.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

Wanted:-The general public to know
that the Santa Fe Agent at Wichita, Kan
sas, is also agent for all steamer lines
both East and West.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Music for Neighbors

i've got to practice on the piano five
hours a day." said the disconsolate
small girl.
What for?"
"Cause mother and father don't like
our new neighbors." - Washington
Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

A man and wife shouldn't take them
selves too seriously There's such a
thing as falling out by sheer force OF
gravity.-Puck
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

Red Cross Ball Blue should be in every
home. Ask your grocer for it. Large OF.
package only 5 cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

1t is sometimes easier to set a good
example than to follow one.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Still Spiteful.

Her-Yes, she married him to spite
another girl.
Him-But why did she divorce him?
$50 he could marry the other girl,
and thus spite her some more."-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

A straight life is the shortest dis
lance between honesty and honor
Saturday Evening Post.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Important to M others

Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsToRrA,
cafe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

To sec a mill and say you saw it,
seek to see a saw mill.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

Most OF us at times feel the need OF
a postgraduate course in the school of
experience
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

All up-to-date housekeepers use Red
Cross Ball Blue 1t makes clothes clean
and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21

The seat of conscience often seems
to be In the liver.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
INTERESTING LETTER
WRITTEN BYANoTABLEWoMAN
Mrs. Sarah Kellogg Of Denver. Color
Bearer OF the Woman's Relief Corps,
Sends Thanks to Mrs. Pinkham.

The following
letter was written
by Mrs. Kellogg,
Of 1928 Lincoln
Ave-, d e nv err,
Col. to Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn, Mass:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
/" For five years l
was troubled with o
tumor, which kept
growing, causing me
intense agony and
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-06-21
Mrs. winslow,s Soothing Syrup.

For children teethnR softens the gums, reduces In
aammation allays pain. cures wind collie Csc bottle
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
Vegetable Supply Short.

The shipments of vegetables from Cali
fofnia, while more frequent than those
Of other lines. have been unable to sup
ply the local demand. Cabbage has been
off the wholesale markets for a week
The retail markets were fortunate in hav-
ing large supplies of the Winningstadt
variety on hand. This has been firm at
5 cents per pound. The lettuce shown is
of fair quality. This is California stock
and is selling slowly at 10 cents a
head
The celery offered is the last of Utah
grown stock. This sells for % cents in
the retail markets, while an advance to
So per barrel has been noted in the whole
sale quotations. Potatoes bring IS cents
per buSheI retail.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.
Yesterdays Record at the Local Of
flee of the Weather Bureau.

Maximum temperature, 81 degrees; min
imum temperature, Is degrees: mean tenn
perature. % degrees which is degrees
below the normal Accumulated deficiency
Of temperature since the first of the
month, SO degrees. Accumulated def
cheney Of temperature since Jan. 1, Sc
degrees. Total precipitation from p.
m. TO p M none. Accumulated de-
ficiency of precipitation since the first
of the month, % inch. Accumulated de-
ficiency Of precipitation since Jan. l, %
inch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
ATTORNEYS.

POWERS & MARIONEAUX's law Of
flee removed TO new Herald building,
Main street. Bell phone 1850
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07

fish markets were specially short-stocked-
Salmon was the only fish offered yes
terday. One market had lone Goldfish
remaining last evening. Halibut was off
the market in many of the market early
in the afternoon. Dealers are having diff
ficulty in securing occasional shipments
from California. Regular consignments
ceased several days before the holidays.
Dealers hope to secure large assortments
during the canning week
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
No More Bananas.

The wholesale markets are cleaned of
bananas. Dealers have allowed their
stock to dwindle during the holidays. New
and fresh stock will be received from now
on. Chickens are scarce in the wholesale
markets. bringing II cents per pound.
This advance will last while the pres
ent shortage continues. The markets are
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
STORAGE AND MOVING
MOVING. STORAGE. PACKING
II

SHIPPING
The Redman Van & Storage Co, only
firm in the city owning and controlling
its own teams. warehouses, etc. Large
thTee-hOrse vans, two large warehouses,
goods to any part of the United STATES
and save you money. Member Of the New
York Furniture WarehOusemen's assOcia-
ton. Have correspondents in all the
principal cities. If you want your goods
shipped from any point east or west see
US as our connections with other large
concerns makes II possible to save you
money and trouble efiee 113-115-1I1 S.
West Temple ST Bo.l .nhonee 555.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
CITY MARKETS
ARE CLEANED Up
Fish Especially Is an Article of Food
Which Is Hard to
Get.
VEGETABLE SUPPLY SHORT
NO BANANA6 CAN BE BOUGHT
FOR ANY MONEY.
VEGETABLE SUPPLY SHORT

The few consignTnents received by
wholesale dealers during the week have
kept the retail markets only partially
supplied The retail markets closed the
week practically cleaned in all lines. The
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
NOTICE.

We wish to announce that, being en-
tirely without coal and with no pros
pect of securing a further supply for
at least thirty days, we are forced to
retire from the coal business for the
present. We will fill orders on hand
{ best we can, but cannot accept new
orders.
d SHARP COAT, co
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07

dependent for poultry upon the local
farms The coming week will witness Il
general strengthening in both wholesale
and retail markets, now that inventory
taking has been finished
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
STOCK BROKERS.

E. NJ WEST & CO., stock brokers, Bis
D. F. Walker Blk. Tel 1869 x; res 951O X
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
DIAMOND COAL.

Sold only by Citizens Coal company
Removed to 153 S. Main. Phone 40.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
SECTION ONE
HOUSE CLEANING

EXPERT men for all branches house
cleaning. National House Cleaning Co..
SO E 1st SO. Both phones.
KAPLAN House CT. Co, cleans every
thing. office under Walkers bank. Bell
I493 4. Ind 1888
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
TYPEWRITERS.

WE RENT, repair, exchange. sell and
buy all makes; cash or payments. Type
writer Exchange. 81 w I'd South.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
CARPET CLEANING.
CASH REGISTERS.

A S. CHAPMAN, Dentist. 505-6 Scot
Bldg. Phones: Bell 1854 Y: ind, 1855
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07
TAIL0RS.
OPTICIANS.

ALEXANDER Optical Co. kny lens du-
plicated 22O-I-2 Atlas block
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FIRE INSURANCE.

LARGEST company, lowest rates. A
Vincent, 500 Progress block. Phone 1159 Y
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-07

D. J. SHARP COAL co.
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EDUCATIONAL.

GATRELI'S UNIQUE School OF Short
hand and Typewriting. Hooper Bldg