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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

If the Salt Lake militia officers had
been thoughtful enough to put Ray
MAYORS name on their list, 1t would
have saved the trouble of being so fair
to the outside officers as to ask for
names from them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

Senator Smoot wishes the Senate 10
know that 1t need not hurry with his
case, as he has no spring work at
home that needs attention.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

Anyway, Gov. Cutler and his new
Adjutant-General have been able thus
far to be very harmonious, so far as
the public knows.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

IL Judge King were made an apos-
tie, would he not lose his good opinion
OF those ringing speeches he made
against church interference in politics.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

II the Senate committee cares for
really important information, Mr..
Glove can tell it how we'll the postof-
fice In Senator Smoots town Is man.
aged,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

The decision relative to the powers Of
the Juvenile Court cannot altogether
please Mr., Newman. OF the School
Board, as 1t leaves the Court some au-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

: If people will only take the pains TO
select none but willing witnesses,
Marshal Spry Will see that their sub
poenas are always served.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

Brother Ben Rich has the disadvan-
tage In the race for the apostleship,
that the quorum of the Twelve does not
lack a talented swearer at the present
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

AS Judge King has been persuaded
so often to be a candidate against his
Will. he might consider the apostleship
as a protection against yielding.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

Senator's Srnoot and Sutherland must
be almost out of patience with Register
Hobbs, for making such a good record
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
EMPIRE GOWN AT THE DA
New York Globe

New York Globe.
From the ballroom comes III
plaint that If the young man
difficulty in finding his partner,
in these days of empire gowns
not always know how to hold /,
ne has found IL. A London dei
lamenting that the way she w,
either forced her to poke hc
most unbecomingly, or, still mr
becolningly. in another sense ia
on her partners shoulder. ask,
chaperon whether 1t was not "a
TO ask him to hold her differentiy
chGperon referred the difficult n
etiquette TO other chaperons: The
much consultation, and finally
cislon arrived at was that II wa
impossible TO mention such q
not so much from the point OF =,
propriety as because nothing r
man so furious as TO suggest I
did not know how to hold his on
That debutante, still suffering. 8
able to dance her best. would
know If there is no way out Of N
Guilty.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

poena. But no one ran away and tho
head OF the church was jocular, thus
proving that times do change.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
WHY HE DIDN'T GO TO CHURCH.

A Scottish parish minister met the
Laird's gamekeeper one day and said
to him:
II say, Davidson, why Is 1t ] never
see you In church,"
We'll. sir" replied Davidson. Il
don't want TO hurt the attendance"
Hurt the attendance! What do you
mean" asked the minister in surprise
well. sir. you see replied the game
keeper. there are about a dozen men
In the parish that go TO church when
I'm not there and would go poaching
II | went to church."
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

Speaking of making a lawyer an
apostle. even Apostle Taylor might not
object to associating with an attorney,
IL he were not a prosecuting attorney
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

{ President Smith and other church
ofncials were in a Logan homs when
Marshal; ;Spry invaded -itywittp-arsub-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
FINGERS AND CHICKEN BONES
Ncw York World

New York World
Some of the boys at the Valhalla
Farm school have run away because
they were forbidden to use their fingers
IN picking the bones" of chicken.
This revolt against an oppressive
table etiquette has both a gastronomlc
and an ethical interest. Where do they
draw the line between fingers and forks
at Nalhalla? Which do they prescribe
for asparagus and which for game
birdsr Would the valkyries of table
manners there be shocked to see SQUAD
wings In dainty fingers at Sherry's2
Nice table manners, which are easy
OF requirement by Fauntleroys, pro-
woke rebellion IN dauntless young
breasts which are later to buck the
rush-line or carve out careers as cap
tains OF industry, A charge of sloven-
illness In this particular was recently
MADE against Il British army officer of
high standing. and the retort was that
the great Duke Of Marlborough was
notorious offender on this score
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
Current Comment
THE AMERICAN WOMAN.

chicago Tribune
The National Liberal club of London
paid a gracious compliment to Ameri-
can womanhood when 1t invited Mrs.
Craigie to give n lecture, she being the
first woman ever accorded that priVi-
lege. The honor was particularly no
table. coming as il did when two other
prominent speakers were declaring
English society inexpressibly dull and
stupid, not to say vulgar. But even
more interesting is the tribute paid by
the lecturer to the members Of her own
sex In this country. She described
them as perhaps the most striking pro-
duct of America, as persons, who In a
country where the mingling OF all races
has been marked feature of life, have
developed n character which combines
the best qualities of womanhood every
where with something distinctly Ameri-
can. She found In the girls of Amer
lea the union Of delicacy. vivacity, and
frailty represented In the paintings of
the old masters, and IN the girls
grown to womanhood an extraordi-
nary activity In club life and in organ
lzations OF every description, philan-
thropic, social and educational
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

She-Then don't start In on ~
running no training school.-e'
Journal.
Rummy Robinson-Yes, laoyi
for a whole year / turned me .
likker.
Kind Lady-Ah, my noble mar
were you doing at the timer Y
Rummy Robinson-Driving
er's dray. mum.
Dottie-Oh, Mr.. Scott, I've hao'
fectly delightful evening. All.
magnificent roses, the box at tno
and that delightful supper alte'
how can l repay your Kindness
Scotty-Well. you might ienu
car ticket TO get home on IL yoS
one. Il.
"Did | understand you TO ga
they are related - ~.
Merely in a business way.
ried into the family. -Milwauh9
tinel,
We've got new cook-oome'
dinner" I'd
II have an engagement. lu
tomorrow" -
mo use-cook leaves tomof'|
Cleveland Leader.
Mrs. Buggins-The Muggl"ot
talking about going TO Europe.
we could "A
Mr.. Buggins-Well. we can.
Mrs. Buggins-How you tn.n
know we can't afford 10 go nn'
Mr. Buggins-But you saia "a"
glnses were talking about It's
nothing cheaper than talk
phia Record.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
Where The Tribune Is On Sale.

Murray Utah-EIcelsior Stationery 20. 3hn'
phone It'll
Provo Utnh-A V. Robinson. a East Chhter
Street 80
Thirty eighth Street; Astor House, "noorl-
Astoria. Imperial Hotel
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Washington-New Willard. Raleigh
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whcatley, Hotel St Francis. Foster orcor
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tice. Wilson. MoYcy &c Co
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Book and Stationery Co.
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Store Arch. Cunningham & Co. n Soiier
g. Co
Pocatelio-ChafTeo g. Co. II u. Whittlcsey
Tonopah-O'Nei & Co, u. II. Rounswell
GoldHeld--Huntor Adv Pub Co. u -
Marfb.
Duttc-<eafo Eros. j. G Evana-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
HBALTHFULNEss OF A sN
Boston HsraId

D~sNNAA AApI hlO=
According TO the eminent nh,
and surgeon Sir Frederick Trs,'
ought not to complain of sncezI,
tarrh. coughing and the general 4
forts that ordinarily accompanv
mon cold They are not symnt,
disease. but proofs that the sv,
defending Itself, The efforts OF Il
ferer. says the distinguished au}
should not be directed Ia "a
them directly. but to aiding
which is putting up a braye
against dangerous bacteria In,
cold would in the majority a,
prove fatal II these symphonic
sistance were not present. Th.
cnce Of infection would not no
cred until the bacteria were so ,
Gus that a fight would be hopel,
medicine which merely stops Ca
or allays Inflammation may be I
ing natures efforts to cure
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
Y arious MaAer
MUST LOOK THE pApr

h Soi LoOk The PART
Philadelphia Record.
we try to Impress our pur.,.
the fact that they must Iook ts
when they are applying for situss'
saId q teacher OF stenographv :
day. in speaking of his businas.
a lesson we find hard to teach
cially to the pretty ones. who In
looking their best, but we bad
the other day which we wiIJ he :
use as an argument and jllust tra
the future. A girl who. when 81
us. was n nrst-class stenoer
came back to complain tha.
couldn't set a place. She wora
ture hat and jewels, and lookes
like duchess than WORKING IN
said She had been chasing a toi'
days without success. We told \
would guarantee her a place AZ u
of a days search IL she won,d 4,
we told her TO. She agreed In tht
we removed the Jewels ren,aci
picture hat with a modest ana 4
tentiouS one, and told her to
neat white cuffs. She did this =,
work upon the second applicatjo,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

PATS EFFORT TO KEEP LENT.
London Chronicle.
In an ordinary restaurant a waiter
was surprised at being asked with Ire
lands inimitable smile for "diviled
whale"
lis 1t flleted shark that ye have,
thin?" pursued the Irishman, on being
refused this delicacy.
Again receiving a reply in the mega
tive he tried once more, Thin we can
bring me some roasted porpoiso," he
said
The waiter showed signs of becom-
Ing restivc, and Paddy sank back I'm his
seat and heavcd a sigh of contentment.
I'm take some roast beef and rege-
tables" he said. cheerfully. and sure
yen not be for saying that 1 didn't ask
We for fish "
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
FROM THE JOKEMAKEl

He-I never kissed a girl beforA
She-Then don't start In on ~
running no training school-S
Journal.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
Short Stories
IN THE NATURAL WAY

Cleveland Plain Dealer
A philanthropic person heard OF a
negro family that was, reported In des-
titute circumstances. and, calling at
their domicile. found the report true.
The family consisted of the mother. a
son nearing manhood's estate and two
young children
The benevolent old gentleman, after
hearing the mothers story, gave her
eldest son 81 to get chicken for the
Thanksgiving dinner and took his de-
parture.
No sooner was he gone than the
negress said to her son:
"Sambo. you done glib me dat dollar
and go get dat chicken in de natchral
way"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23

Entered at tho Postoiflce OF Salt Lake City
as eecond-class matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-23
AS TO "HOLY MEN, +"

In the course OF an editorial on the
marvcls Of the age. the Deseret News
puts forth this paragraph apparently
as one of those marvels:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
Maktltg Il Rral
31rtzf Fighter
By c. ELLIOT FLINT.

tossed great stones hit hard resisting objects and when they boxed Ns
with The loaded with iron weights in their hands
While this mode of body culture gave them great strength it male
Yet when their blows landed terrific their force that
frequently killed fstc battles In fights those times there
rounds and draws; other of the contestants berg
Knocked seneless or killed within a few minutes
Then reaction from heavy work and this reaction carried
Pugsts began to train only for 4ucncss and
They boxed with light gloves played handal skipped Tic
rope swung dumbbe Indian clubs and punched airbas This
did make them enduring and quick but sacrificed strength
Strength however remained important factor ring encounters
only those who had it became champions.
The has noticed that recently pug have been training
nationally They beginning understand that acquire hitting
they hit something solid than arag Some when
training notably Jerrc do of hard farm work.
recognizing the value Of wrestling and Of dipping
strengthen their chests shoulders and Nor Ito thew nd
such make them slow, provided they perform well Lighter
quick exercise.
There widespread dcuson hat boxing alone will develop great
strength will For proof needs but compare the strength
Of Of wecrs ugttcrs. Muscles grow
resistance and considerable Quick
while they quick s,lc- will not mako strong muscles.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29

presented TO HE Postal Commission
TIE pcstofflce is one public utility
that will never under any clrcum
stances be operated by any other
agency than the Government The
propo,a is hardly made with the ex'
ncctatlon that It will be taken serl
ously.
But If syndicate of individual
capitalists can prove its ability to OPP
crato The vast postal service Of the
United States al a profit on half tbs
rates now charged for FIRST and see.
ond class matter the question for
congress and the commission to pom
der is. Why cannot the Government
do as well2
In truth the complaints that have
been made against the cost of trans.
porting and handling second-class
mail matter are due to faults in pos
tai service as il is now administered,
The tons upon tons Of franked mat
ter and public documents sent through
the mails postage fire. by the Govern
ment itself form an unduly large past
of the bulk Of second-class matter that
ann ally passes through the mails
ana II is in no way fair o charge the
cost Of its tran portaton against the
which pay the second
Glass rate.
There is, moreover, extravaganza in
HE prices which the Postoffice Do
partmcnt pays he railroads for carry
ing the mails Cut out the dcadhcad
matter with which tho Government
leads the mail bags and nay the rail-
roads no more than they would gel
for similar service from private con
Germ, and the $50 a ton which second
class mater pays in postage for hauls
which arc usually short will give the
very good profits.
Louis Republic.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
A NOVEL MAIL PROPOSAL.

The Postal Commission in Wash
ington has material for hard thiukina
In The proposal of certain Chicago
capitalists Ia take over tho entire pos
tai system ana operate it as private
enterprise. with guarantee Of bet
ter and cheaper service with no de
iicit.
They endcavor 10 show that they
could operate the mails without loss
on a rate Of cent for letters instead
of the 2 ceats now charged. and hall
a cent a pound on second-class matter
instead of / cent a pound, which is
the present rate.
There is force in their argument that
since the cent-a-pound rate on second
class matter has done much to build
up frst-class mail business. through
The distribution Of advertising, still
greater benefit would accrue to first
class business from a still more liber-
al course toward the newspapers and
periodicals admitted 70 second=clsss
cnirr.
The proposal 20 operate the mails
~ 2 private enterprise forms no part
e ~ material fer hard linking thrs
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
ELECTION CORRUPTION

Nothing in what The Bulletin has
said concerning the corrupt use Of
money al elections in this city and
county can be construed 10 mean THAI
this use Is confined to the Republican
party. On the contrary in its editor
ial Of Tuesday morning The Bulletin,
In the best spirit possible, suggested
that the leaders CT both parties get
together and seek and find some basis
of agreement for avoiding such i'm
fanny at future elections. Nor did
The Bulletin fay ought that might
be construed as meaning that a cam
paign can be run without money The
esteemed Citizen is not honest IN its
comments. or IT. labors with a defcc-
tive understanding
That iii takes money to run a cam
paign" is true There are legitimate
expenses which may be met and must
be met to carry on campaign with
any hope of Success The several
harrangues to which the people nj
Cairo were trdated during the late
campaign cost fmoney. of course and
we may admit for the sake of argG-
ment or of pg3ace, Gas the case may
bel that thgse legitimate expenses
cost all of $1,000, which was the sum
that he Re publican committee had in
hand for such purposes in the late
campaiggl But this was a very small
part of the sum spent during the late
campaign, by Republican candidates
and their friends One candidate alone
spent over $4,000, another spcm 5000,
still another one 81 900. another ~
the neghborhood of 5000 Alo-
gcthef il is safe to say that candi-
dates spent from twelve to fifteen
thousand dollars in addition TO Inc
$4,000 spent by the central commit
Tee.
Democrats also spcat money. it is
true. but it was hundreds 10 the r.,
publicans hbuiinda The Demo
cratic committee had but $500 all told
and the candidates altogether prob
ably did not spend $500 in addition 20
that
And in the same proportion hat the
two parties spent money may be
rcckoned the proportion of the corrupt
vote in the parties. There are ten
Republicans to one Democrat who can
be bought. and who insist upon being
bought. al every election that is held
here; and The Bulletin repeats what
it said Tuesday morning, that it be
hcoves patriotic leaders of both par;-
les to combine for determined and
effective resistance to this mercenary
horde.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29

! nc Lilac Room.
Amelia Bingham in The Lilac
Room" - modern society comedy
drama in which she has just scored
The greatest hit Of her entire career
will be the attraction at The opera
house soon.
This play is in -four acts and never
Ia Miss Bingham's productions. suptu.
Gus and magnificent as they always
have been has she produced more
beautiful stage pictures The fourth
act is universally pronounced 10 he
the most gorgeous and expensive
scene shown in any New York thea.
ter this winter
Miss Binghams company this sea.
son. as has always been the case in
her productions Of the past is Of the
very highest standard. Her leading
man Mr. Frederic Tyler. is a worthy
successor to her other leading men If
the past Frank Worihing. Robert Ed
cson aud Wilton I.ackayc. Miss Bling
ham D. seen in heavier role than she
has ever before attempted and every
one who has scon-thc play pronouncos
her work tho greatest Of her life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
Menarp nf tl1e
Diunrfp Eutl
BY REV. FATHER F. V. NUGENT.

alike with brazen efrone the silks and ans of the
rags wrece poverty 1t drives the father from
home mother from the doorstep and the children into the street to live
upon world In republic divorce shows how
liberty NAV be pushed legitimate bounds the realm Of license.
Statistics has been increase of from six per
cent in year this country The total number Of these
divorces which approximate 10000 have destructive the
nation than an invading army % jooo 600 souls
Sentimental love its advocates say, tho essence of marriage If
tina, be So places marriage upon aeetng basis the Of the
morning Catholics appear the divorce although the number
them increasing The why w Catholics
rrcad scandals of their private lives in tho divorce records due TO the
grace receive which enables them 10 make their
both permanent and happy the Of God which deends upon
who properly prepare themselves for such holy union
Ituas week that in 81 Louis asked for divorce
from her fishing when she did want him to-
No d-abe divorce laws do not believe they viii
v the divorce problem the first established
y the Lord His teachings plain and strong that doubt
Him. gave strong prohibition against divorce except for
awful Of the marriage and in the latter said that
neither party o the union should remarr.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29

Beauty. laughter and song are said
to be the three most potent factors IN
the makeup Of THE Land Of Nod,
the Win J. Block Amusement Com
nany's big musical extravaganza which
comes The Cairo opera house Tues
day night, December 9TH.
Many personages new to the stage
are introduced and among them are
the Man in the Moon q jolly sent'
mental chap, dazing in his hirtations
when he is not molested by his shrew-
ish wife. Rory Bory Alice; a mis-
chevious weather man; who brings
nntimely weather to frighten the chill
dren; the Sandman slangy chorus
girl from Broadway: an animated
Welsh Rarebt. and April Fool. 1t Is
pretty, imaginative story, properly
adorned with pretty settings a come
iy. spirited chorus and decorative cos
tunes. and enlivened with weird
creatures The sale Of seats begins
T. csday, December tth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
TINE CARD CAIRO ELECTRIC RVS.

BELT LINE cars due to leave Second st. go
ing north on Commercial Ave every 10 min
utes from q. m. TO II p. m.
Going north on Walnut st. every Is minutes
from G :0S q. m, to 1853 p. IN,
r JPLAR ST, LiNE-Holbrook Ave, cars
due 10 leave second ST. going north on iiol-
brook Ave, M 5,57; 6:27; G;42; 1857; 7l2 o. m.
and on same minutes every hour until lo'42
and az y, m.
Doing west on Twenty Eighth st. at 5:49;
6;19; 6.a4: 64g; and 7:04 q. M, aud on same min
ut.s ayery hour untl 1853 and II .04 p. IN.
Poplar 81 cars due to pass st. Mary's park 10
minutes afler leaving sc )nd st.
BELT LINE OWL CARS north on Walnut
Ill 80 p, m 1894 %. M; 80 q. M; 2'30 a. m;
$3.50 a. M; 80 a, M; $40 a. m.
North on Commercial--12:00 p. M; 100 q, M;
300 u. m; 300 a. M; 400 "A. M; a. m.
Belt and Owl cars are due TO pass West
Thrty-fourth st. Is minutes after leaving
Second st.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
October Circulation.

The above is a correct and true
statement of the circulation OF the
Cairo Bulletin for the 1905 and for
the month of October 1906.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed ard sworn to before me
this second day 4 of November, 1906.
AL FRED CoMINGs,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
VILLAGE Vauabond,

Robert sherman. who is The author
Of My Friend From Arkansaw and
The Pitt Boss, in writing The Village
Vagabond. has endeavorod TO offer to
the public a play that will appeal to
all people old and young rich and
poor, wise or foolish, SO if you can
count yoerself among any Of these
YOU surely cannot afford 10 miss zoe.
ing this excellent play, The Village
Vagabond comes to The opera house
FOR matinee aud night, Saturday, De
cember LIST. Night. ., so To-
matinee 10 aud 20 cents
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
DRANK ON A BANTER.

Upper Sandusky Ohio. Nov. rs
James Shuman. a ten-year-old lad. is
lying al the point Of death as the
result Of drinking nearly a pint Of
whisky lie found a bottle and drank
the contents on banter " his school
tnstes He f. Unconscious and par
tally pstaiTzei
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-11-29
ELuDED THE GUARD.

Richmond. Ky. November 2S.-Par
ke- White. serving sentence for
4 hooting and cutting. escaped from a
guard last night and. at er visiting his
parents on Galloway Creek. L miles
from here. crossed the Kentucky Riv-
or into Fayette County. He is said
10 be heavily armed.