davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

Another American heiress has de-
demonstrated that marriage is a failure
when contracted with a foreign title.
Nobody has ever doubted that the lit
tie Count BOnni de Castellane was a
scalIawag of the cheapest type, and
that Anna Gould would repent at
leisure has been everywhere expected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
Trusts VS.. RinqS.

what" queried the fair maid, els
the difference between a trust and Il
ring?"
I'm afraid I cannot explain the diff
ference in so many words" replied the
young man in the case, but # you'll
put your trust in me I'll blow myself
for the ring tomorrow
And she put her trust in him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
Miuht Have Known II.

Green-What became OF that pretty
stenographer you used to have?
BrcN1l-Had TO let her go because the
clerks fiirteG with her
Green-Why don't you get plain
one?
Rrown-I did advertise for one of that
kind, but didn't get a single response.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
A TIE OF
EV Err Y T HING
Two Miles a Minute.

Two Miles a Minute.
Twomilesaminute.
Geehowwef,y!
Swiftasameteor
Streakinsthesky.
Whatisthatblur?
OnlythetreeS.
LookatthemWave,
Mywhatabrceze.
Ahonkandarush,
AflaShandasmell:-
Whatdidwehit?
ACKNOWLEDGMENT?
Acknowledgement
ItlookedlikeahorS
NotellingnOw,
KeertOthecourse.
OutoftherOad!
GiveusaShOw!
Twomilesaminute,
GeehOwwego.
Newark News.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
RAILROADS AND sTEAMsoAra
a|1IEI i}E ! ! q

In Effect Oct. 9, 1900.
Passenger trains leave Augusta an fol-
THROUGH TRAINS.
GOING WEST-2.25 A NJ, daily sxcer,
A. NJ. for Lewiston. Pennington. PHI
lips. Rangeley, Rockland, Portland. Boa
ton, Bridgten, Montreal and Quebec; l9es
=: H. p;,, BrunsEick. Lewiston. Farming
Lancaster. Gorhan. n H., Berlin ap raiIs
and g sratlord Island Pond
local to Portland; 342 P. NJ, (express) for
Brunswick, Portland, Boston. connectinr
7o5 aa gatn' Portland. Lewiston. Cornish.
r. NJ. for So GARDINER; $40 p NJ loco, 80 ~
Portland; LILO P. NJ. (express), daily en-
cept Sunday. for Lewiston. Bath. Port.
GOING EAsT-125s A. M. u,abt A..
preesl for skowhegan, Bangor. Bar uar.
Dor, sc. stephen, Calais), ST. John, Hall
iAx and Ar9ostook County and to Wash
east does not connect for Skowhegan Rel.
llsst Eoxcroft or beyond Bangor:
ton Co.; and d Bar Harbor, daily. Sundays
croft and Bangor; $40 A. NJ, for Water
vile, Belfast, skowhegan. Bangor and
Hucksport; 12.a5 ?; A., Waterville. FOX
ton and Caribou. via e. & A. r. r..
VancebOro. st. Stephen, tCaiais), Houltan
Woodstock, st. John and HALIFAX and TO
Lewiston via Oakland and Winthrop. -
2. M, (express> for Waterv1lle. Bangor.
Bar Harbor, Wash. Co. r r.. OLD Town,
Greenville; 3-19 p NJ. for ?ateryiIle Oak
land. North Anson, Bingham. skowheraD.
Belfast, FoXcroft, Greenville, Bangor Old
Town and Mattawamkeag; 72S p ". for
Waterville and Skowhegan
eundays-Going West, 2.25 A. NJ, for
Portland, Boston; rs A. NJ. for Bruins
wick, Bath, Portland and Boston; SO
p. n. (express) for Portland anu Boston;
ie.6b P. M. !(express) for. Portland and
Boston. Going East, z,59 A. NJ, (night).
Bangor; 2.5S A M. for Bangor, Wash Co.
and Bar Farbor; 500 A. Nj, for Water
willie, Skowkesan and Bangor; Is r. ~,
The Night Pullman Train leaving vi
1853 A. NJ, Sunday morning. soirs East
does not connect for SkowheSaa, Ita,Jaat.
Eoxcroft or east OF Bangor.
ACCOMMODATION TRAINS
AUGUSTA TO SOUTH GARDINER
A. NJ. p. N. 2. N. y. N
as;ISssil :, s. + i: 4:
30. Gardiner ar. Sic go 5.1 S.
SOUTH GARDNER TO AUGUSTA.
A. II. P. M. r M. P. NJ.
20. Gardiner. ". $50 leg 40 So
Gardner ...........s@ !Io 1@ tH
Augusta, ar. .......6.50 100 $50 sea
Through tickets to California, and Eli
points South and West may be had OF x.
81. Walker, ticket agent, Augusta, the
only office in Augusta, selling viz al
routes snd checking baggage free OF az
GRO. 7; EVANS. w; GEN. Ha.-
Portland, Hs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

The students of Fryeburg academy
are enjoying an unexpected mid winter
vacation, owing TO an epidemic of
measles in the school.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

The catalogue of Wesleyan University
Connecticut, just issued, shows IL
young men and two young ladies from
Maine among the students.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

Buckfield's record for 1905 was about
the worst yet. There were IS deaths in
the town and only four births.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

A Bath man planted his sweet peas
last week and was planning to plant
his nasturtiums this week but has
changed his mind.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
ScrofuIa the Cause.

Eczema, catarrh, hip disease, white
swelling and even consumption have
their origin in scrofulous conditions.
With the slightest faint of scrofula in
the blood, there is no safety. The
remedy for this disease in all it's forms
is Hoods Sarsaparilla. which goes to
the root of the trouble and expels all
impurities and disease germs from the
blood.
The best family cathartic Is Hoods
Pills.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
ESTABLISHED 1925

No notice whatever will b taken Of
unsigned communications.
The Journal cannot be held responsible
for the preservation or return Of re-
1ected communications.
Address oil communications relating to
subscriptions and advertisements to
BURLEGH & FLYNT. Publishers.
Augusta, Maine. r. -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

In his annual report State Superin-
tendent Stetson has this to say in
recognition of the work which the
painstaking and efficient local officials
are doing throughout the State:
There has been a change for the bet
ter in the personnel of the school
boards. Towns are more careful to
elect persons who are competent and
interested in the work. These officers
are striving to provide better schools.
The executive work is. largely pc,
formed by the superintendent and the
legislative functions are in charge of
the committee. The two are working
IN harmony and, as result. most of
our schools are provided with courses
or study. greater care is used in the
examination. certifcaticn and empio. :
ment Of teachers and there is a more
intelligent inspection Of tie work
DONE"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

The Maine Press association will hold
its next summers annual outing in
York. The committee having all the
arrangements in charge consists of
Joseph Wood, secretary of the assOci-
alton, of Portland: Annie Joyce Credi-
ford of the Enterprise of kennebunk:
f. ID. Twombly of the Transcript. York.
The membership of the association
comprises over 100 newspaper pub
fishers and editors from all parts of
the State. The annual outing of the
association is something eagerly looked
forward to by its members with their
families and friends. and to many of
them it represents about the only leave
Of absence which they obtain from
their duties during the entire year The
| outing usually lasts for one whole week
and comes either the last week in June
| or the first week of July. During its
| visit in York the association will have
| its headquarters at some hotel. to be
determined upon later. and from that
point excursions will be taken to points
of interest throughout the vicinity.
The committee hopes to arrange at
least one public event in the form of a
| reception.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

That snow storm was only an aggra
walton; a little more. please.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
Which Qne2

oh. Bella is the girl / love-
And so is Stella, too:
love them both 80 very much.
] dent know what to do.
For Relia's hair is chestnut brown.
And stella's hair Is gold;
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

Those Bates girls who gave such \
successful advance representation of
the Longworth Roosevelt wedding
ought to be invited to Washington to
witness the real thing.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
Paint Supplies

"A partial list OF the stock <
we carry. . When you need
ANYTHING don't be afraid to
write your questions to head
quarters.
Liquid Paints S MuisoO
Wagon Blue CCo-,eci. Srfna
rCN"S psinta Paper-hangers'
-, swine Paints Supplies
Carriage Gloss Paints Eron1es
Pure Lead
Electric Lead rsLS SIoc1
VI ILL.,. CnIors GlasierS' Points
y1te Gold Leaf
c.y c,,,o Era~el Axle Grease
sI,',Oinnu, Enamel Wax Polish
white Enamel 1sosin
w.th tut Enamel Tar
Hsi.L Stains Torches
~ Stcirs Turpentine
Copper Paint Wooa A.conoL
41StEor~a n Potash
TarntsSes- tx kinda = Asphaltum
brushes, coo kinds Bora1
Sandpapcr Sr ,nn
steel Wool sulphur
Oils. Paint Catecnu
oils, Lubricating Chalk
S Sh.;ia ssrn'n Felt for rubbing
SmaIts Cchers
S Whiting Pumice Stone
Zinc Aium
-~rn@T
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

At least one Hebrew in Brunswick
has an appetite. His name is Sugar
mann and few people in town are able
to consume as much as he. Sunday
evening after eating hearty supper,
which included among other things six
baked potatoes and almost an entire
loaf of bread, he stepped into the Ken
nebec Fruit Store and said that he was
hungry. He then made a bet that he
could eat certain number of bananas
in ten minutes. The proprietor accept
ed the bet and handed out two dozen
of his biggest bananas. The Jew be-
gan to eat. One after another the
bananas disappeared. Those who We're
holding the watches soon saw that the
proprietor had lost his bet. AS the
21st banana disappeared Joe handed
over the money and called iAe bet off.
1t had taken Sugarmann exactly six
minutes to eat the u bananas.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

There is probably only one social club
in Maine in which q member 80 years
old can be found who is willing 70 serve
on a committee to prepare for Il fadies'
night, and that is the Brunswick club
of that town. The member of the club
is Capt. William NJ. Otis. who was on
the committee that had charge of the
ladies' night Monday last week and
Capt. Otis did even more than his share
CT the work.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07

Mrs. Augusta Hale Clifford of Port
land has received the following letter
from His Royal Majesty King Victcr
Emanuel III. King of Italy, in rocogni-
ton of volume Of her work, Italy
Her People and Their Story" which
was recently sent to him. The Kings
letter was written in Italian by his
minister. and stamped with the King S
seal and is a very handsome document.
The following is a transla ton:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-02-07
IlUIIIt, IbIH .Tdll., I9V
Ministero della r. Casa, Divisione Prin

No t4J:
There has come to the King. my au-
gust sovereign. a copy of your publica
ton. Italy. Her People and Their Story, "
This pleasing homage has received Il
very friendly acknowledgment from his
majesty. who has warmly appreciated in
your Iadyship's work the indisputab Bile jes-
timony which it renders of your heartfelt
sympathy for Italy.
Therefore it has pleased his mi jesty
while reserving for himself the pleasure
of gaining a closer acquaintance with the
book, to delegate NE the privilege OF
thanking you for your kind gift and foI
the respectful sentiments with which il
was accompanied. This l do gladly. de-
claring to you signora my perfect con-
sideratiOn:
II Ministro della Real Casa d'Italla
ALA Signora Augusta Hale Clifford
Portland, Me. U. s. A.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
ed day. Everything is nigh

+
noted day. Everything is NIGH
ty quiet IN this respect. Deep
waters runs slow though, and
quiet. 1t may be something Of a
surprise in store for US all.
Well, Just 50 the condition OF my
agreement are compiled. WITH 1t
Us all right with me. Inc man
from Hope could not make a land
ing 50 | am told ana now mas
got mad or s'llled ana Won go
at all. Ia mood knox Arnold
Q. 3. Gordon and Lew are skeem-
ms. lney tAiLk they VIII make
a brake on me-get a girl on THIS
side OF the river and make me
come across too we VIII see d
bout TINS later. | saw Knox Ar
nold talking very earnestly ana
cautiously to two OF Fleocot. >
talrest bellies. on the streets the
other DAY. lie may nave oeeh
talking about the plcnlc though,
or eoea-coIa, ice cream, etc. ana
he may not. Time VIII tell. l
kinder thought that an under
L l. -.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
Following The Flag.

When our soldiers went to Cuba
the Philippines, health was the
important consideration. Wills
Morgan, retired Commissary Sem
U. S. A, of Rural Route /, r Con-
n. H., says: Il was two years I'd
and two years in the PHILIPPINES.
being subject to colds, took
Kings New Discovery for Cons
ton. which kept me in perfect ID
And now, in New Hampshire, wey
it the best medicine in the word
coughs, colds, bronchial troubles i
lung diseases. Guaranteed al
Druggists. Price zoe and sl.oo.
bottle free.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
J. M. MILBURN
WRITES ABOUT
The Big Picnic Attends Hardware
Association.
Suspicious Mayer Arnold Gesting His Prize.
Editor Picayune-

Editor Picayune-
Preparation picnics and other
things come mighty fast now as
fore runners Of the sure enough
picnic on the 10Th. Everybody
is going. including the cook.
TIE writer was in Little Rock
three dass last week. attending
a neetiAs o. the Retail Hardware
Association. We had 2 ti2.e.
One Of the best of our lives.
Judge Pittman and Bob Stephens
went also. The hardware bust
ness is getting to be an element
in our commercial life. 1t is
growing every day. We were
banqueted by tie Arkansas Tray
elers during this meeting and 1t
was huge affair, don't you
forget it. | could not help, for
the life of me, noticing Bob Steph-
ems face while sitting at this
meal. His face shined like pan
of clabber, reaching from ear to
ear like an overseer' S wages. Bob
did enjoy it. Mr.. Rhoten was
toast master and he is a good one
sure as you were born. He said
the hardware men sold cast-iron
and steel for a living and upon
reflection | thought he did not
miss it much.
And our Arkansas jeff did get
there. The hin billies put him IN.
If wanted to run for an office
| would run for jeff first. Heis
a success politically. He is the
only man Of our day who has been
governor three times at once and
u. 5. Senator too and the whole
cheese in everything else, said
"B." What about Thomas jeff
erson, the father of the Declare
ton of Independence and the
Constitution, why, says, A,
jefferson is not in it at all Well,
saws b" what about Webster,
Clay, Calhoun, Lincoln and Ben
ton, why, says A." these all
dwindle into inhnitesimal insig-
nifciance. There is no compan-
son at all. B" knowing that
"A" was a great church worker
said, What about our Savior,
the Creator Of the world and all
things including jeff. Well, says
"A" after thinking seriously a
while, jeff is young yet.
Yes, Dwight Blake 5 brass omd
of Camden will be ON hand and
will blow lol the picnic on Blue
Lake, back of Jno. Hays farm,
in Clark county, Ark, i'm North
America, north OF South Amerl-
ca. JA the Western Hemisphere,
south from the Rushing farm.
Do not forget the place. | have
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
PRESCOTT MAR
kET REpo|
Corrected Twice-a-Week 4, &
Waller West Elm STREE. =

COTTON : Middling; toa
10 Id. Good mlddllng ID y
CORN Mixed, 65 to 70 !.
OATS Feed, 45 to 50.
HIDES Green, 5 to Il.
salt, Z IL to 10c, dry flint !;
tic. 1
Woodbury. unwashad
to 15c; clean unwashed, |;
20 cents; tub washed. q Il,
BEESWAX-20 to % cent?
TALLOW-3 to &c.
DRY SALT MEAT : n
short clear, 10 cents.
SMOKED BACON-Es,I
Short, clear 10 Sd cents.
STOCK PEAS = Whipuorr
81. 50 to S1.75 per bushel.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
Deadly Serpent Bites


are as common in India as are !
and liver disorders with u.
latter however there is a sure =
Electric Bitters; the great res.'
medicine, Of which S. A. Bro
Bennettsville, S. c., says: TIM
toled my wife to perfect heallis
suffering with dyspepsia ands
ieally torpid liver " Electrc
cure chills and fever. malaria
ness, lame back, kidney troup'
bladder disorders. Sold ~ ga
All Druggists Price soc
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
An Alarming Situation

frequently results from neglect OF clog
ged bowels and torpid liver, until con-
stipation becomes chronic. This con-
.Gtion IS unknown to those who use Or.
Kings New Life Pills; the best ana
gentlest regulators Of Stomach ano
Bowels. Guaranteed by. All Druggists
Price 25c.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
WHITES
Cream vermfugf
Death From Lockjaw

neye, followsTan injury dressed with
Bue. Lens Arnica Salve. Its antiseptie
ara aealing properties prevent blood
poisoning. CEas, Oswald, merchant, OF
Rersseiaersville, n. Y, writes 1T
cured Seth Burch. Of this place, Of the
t!y.est so.s On his neck I ever saw. y
Careo cats. WounGs, Burns ard Sores
25c at All Druggists.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
little Enck. ARK.

To Whom Fl Concerns
Having recently cansea an s.
ton To be- had Vi the looks ~,
Of The Capital Fire rsurances y !,
OF this Guy ov Jro. q. holAl
was by nae appointed 90 maze =
animation, take .easule y
that from The report Of sa!a 1.
now on file in ,his office
books Of the Company g ~
well kept, the affairs Of tne a
to be in good condition and rs
ny well able to comply Wi1n !.
mands Of the law passed " y
legislature regulating ne z,
tion of Mutual Fire Insurance y
les organized in this STATE
Auditor & d Y
ms. Conf
J. NJ. Milhurn |
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
THE TOWN TALkER.

/ the Town Talker' to say TINS
week is that writers must have
patience with printers who mar
their b eautiful paragraphs. The
principal of an academy had en-
aged a new teacher He drop
ped a line to the paper saying: i
am sure Miss will increase
the patronage Of the school by
the reputation for educating
which she bears. - Now the
printer, inadvertently, left out
the word which and the prin-
cipal of the school was Mortified
+ to read, reputation for educat-
ing she bears. Such advertising
did not increase the patronage OF
the school.
But the chirography which the
type has to deal with is often
apology for any blunder. 1t is
reported that a certain preacher
made a communication to the leg
islature of his state in which he
said, Il do not address you as
legislators but as individuals.
The clerk read, Il do not address
YOU as Here he stalled.
The speaker undertook to help
him out. They both said the
word seemed to be 'injin-devils
but they would not say SO till
others examined the paper. ihe
most expert readers were called
up to solve the problem. All
agreed that 'injin-devils" was the
word. The legislature resented
the insult Indignantly and the
preacher was in trouble.
Being dmodest man the" Town
Talker" will not say why his
thoughts started off in this chan
mel when he took up the pencllt TO
furnish the Picayune few notes,
but ne will say his typewriter IS
out of order.
Our lady riders who make their
mounts astride look brave but we
do not think they look graceful.
Yet. to be complimentary as pos
sible we will say with the IRISH
man, our ladies behave them
selves like a gentleman.
The Teachers Institute for Ne
yada county opened at the public
school building Monday at 10 a.
+ m. under direction of our eth-
Gent county examiner Prof. Per
ry Chappell assisted by Prof.
Stone and Prof. Guerin. We
honor the school teachers. The
future of our country is largely
in their hands. They are our
most conscientious and inteIli-
+ gent men and women.
The industrial system OF our
southern country brings On a
period of enforced jdleness from
July to September. The length
OF the summer season ana the
character Of crops we cultivate
causes this long period OF rest
But the effect Of it is demorlizmg.
The business of the remaining
two months Of the year is more
carelessly done because OF TINS
temporary suspension. 1t relax
es too much Of the tension, pur-
pose and effort. and makes easy
going a characteristic of our peo-
pie. ) A change in the products
of our farms such as would give
farmlhands work the year around
and the merchant constant trade
would be better for every inter
est financial or moral.
The farm does not promise a
man great wea tn, but for a
comfortable living, secure against
bankruptcy or against loss, and
or health, comfort and pure So
ciety, nothing promises better
than the farm.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15

nAW0TS Liver Pills and Tonic Pellets.
a perfect Treatment for constipauor
and biliousness. g-s@ One pill dose
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
"a CUT OF IS.

Pocahontas, Ark, Feb. II, 1866
Ship 8 gross Dr.. MendenhallsI
ard Fever Cure. ! have Teen \
your Chill Cure for 7 years and
Hat q out of % who once use II
have no other. W. II. Skinner. I
gist. " Sold by Honest Druggisa)
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
1pED pri

aQBISSQg-7E1rE1 c. ia2}t.tllylLlE.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15
Get acquainted with
,---~~SMITH'S~,

,CIf SMITHS MAGAZINE
and you are strangers we will send
you the magazine three months
free that you may get acquainted
q SMITHS is the biggest illus
rated magazine in the world-l7O
pages of reading matter and pic
lures, the same size page as the big
standard magazines like Horper
and Century.
q SMITHS is made up Of the
best Of everything-best stories
that can be obtained, best illustra-
tons that clever artists can draw,
and the best special articles, written
by writers who know their subject
thoroughly and write as entertain
ingly as they are instructive.
q SMITHS also prints every month
score or more pretty portraits. In colors, Of
beautiful women. Taken all in ALL there
is no better magazine than SMITHS
in fact, none nearly as good, no matter
what the cost.
g Write to-day. A postal will do.
Address Dept. F, Smiths Magazine,
IS Seventh Avenue, New York City
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15

The farm does not promise a
man great wea tn, but for a
comfortable living, secure against
bankruptcy or against loss, and
or health, comfort and pure So
ciety, nothing promises better
than the farm.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1906-06-15

Jno. Nj. Milburn.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1906-07-20
Pointed Paragraphs.

Some women spend half their time
quarreling and the other half gossiping
A surprise party" is one to which the
undesirable neighbors are not invited.
A homely girl always selects a girl
homelier than herself for her bridesmaid.
Don't think that because a man wears
a large hat ne is the head Of the house.
a woman never likes to admit that she
is beaten--even after her husband beats
her.
If a married woman has nothing else
to worry her she worries for fear she
may die first and her husband will marry
again.
man thinks he is very practical when
he can make a dollar and a quarter porch
bench out Of a siXty-five dollar bed.
New York Press.
a woman seldom makes a fool out of a
man; she usually acts as natures as
sistant.
\ man never accomplishes much unless
he has a wife to boss him-so a woman
says.
The more a man talks the less time he
mas for achieving success.
If a man is unable to show scars on his
fingers he never learned to white wher
boy.
But few men will pass through the
pearly gates If ST. Peter springs an in
vestigating committee on them.
Industry is the mother of good luck.