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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14
Givcn Up 10 Die.

B. Spiegcl, 1901 n. Virginia St.,
Evansville, Ind, writes For over
five years | was troubled with kid
ney and bladder affections which
caused me much pain and worry. |
lost flesh and was all run down. and
a year ago had to abandon work en-
tirely. had three Of the best
physicians who did me no good and
! was practically given up to die.
Foley's Kidney Cure was recon-
mended and the first bottle gave me
great relief, and after taking the Sec
ond bottl | was entirely cured"
Why not let it help You? Sold by
Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14
INDUSTRIAL

Have you visited j. N. Cottrill's
Industrial, yet? There You get the
same goods for less money and one
price TO all. feb19tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14
some nIr nrntern.


The usual size of the shell Of an oys.
ter is three 10 FIVE inches, but away
back in tertiary times there were oys.
tiers in California that had shells thir-
teen inches long and seven or eight
inches wide. The animal and shell
doubtless weighed fifteen or twenty
pounds, since the shells were Ave inch.
es thick. These oysters have long been
extinct, but their fossil shells are abun.
llant. II the oyster farmer could pro.
duce individuals OF such enormous size
now and the flavor were good in pro
portion TO It's size We would be most
fortunate, In that case single oyster
would be enough for one stew at the
church festlval.-St Nicholas.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

Hats and caps for men and boys,
ii the new and popular shapes and
'oIors for spring and summer, in
eluding John B. Stetson's newest
shapes Of finest hats, are now on sale
1T W. I. Merriman's shoe, hat and
mems furnishing store, for prices
lar below regular price, as whole
took must be greatly reduced before
MS successors take possession. f29tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

Now is the time to plant sweet
pea seeds. We have the very best
MIXTURE DudIcys. 9m10t
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14
CLEANING PRESSING
AND REPAIRING

One reason why we should have
-FOUR work-We have the only up-to-
rate establishment in the city. all Of
our machinery is new from engine to
rcspcrator; have just built a new
drying room, and can do your work
at the quickest possible time in first.
class shape. In our tailoring de-
partment we have secured from
Pittsburg tailor who is strictly up
to-date.
Work called for and delivered,
Yours for work,
ART PRESSING CO.,
limit. 212 Main street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14
The first skates;

~ lst" rs thc sixteenth century
i'@;tcs in ENGLAND were very primitive,
for W. lem that the London appren.
tices usel 10 tie bones to their feet and
timer their heels. Writing in 1861,
Eycl.a speaks Of the strange and
wonderful dexterity of the sIlders" in
st. James park, performed before
their majesties by divers gentlemen
and others with scheets, after the man
ner of the HolIanders,, with what swift
nesse they pass. how suddninly they
stop in full "arriaGr upon thG ice"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14
SWEET trEronY FLnuR.

LOST DoGAWhite bull gyp with
brindle spot over left eye and
brindle saddle across back. Ans
wers to name Of ''Belle." SIS re-
ward. Return to Owen Kraft, Glen
,Elk hotel m14tf.,
FOR SALE-Lot No. IL, in section
8, on Sixth street, Northview. Call
on or address W, ]. Mowrey, Jarvis
vile, w. Va. m14tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

We have just received a car load
If Portland cement and car load
If lime and IRE now ready
TO supply all our customers
with the same at very low prices.
G. NJ. West. fcb23tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

We have just received car load
Of Portland cement and car load
Of lime and are now ready
10 supply all our customers
with the same at very low prices.
G. NJ. West. fab23tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

We have just received car load
Of Portland cement and car load
of lime and are now ready
to supply all our customers
with the same at very low prices.
.G. NJ. West. iab23tl
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

For bloating, belching, indiges-
ton, etc. eat a Ging's Dyspepsia
Tablet after meals. Sold by T. G.
Bland. m3m
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

B. ]. Hudkins, 0. D.. docs all
kinds Of optical work. See him at
los Third street, west of post Of
lice. m1Od&wtf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14

A. 7. Carter, of Ala Monticello
avenue, will make your feather beds
into folding feather mattresses. All
work guaranteed. jan1tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-14
A Son Of A Gun

The old man Gum,
or Jayhawker's run,
Who had the mon,
Died today at one.
Gums son
Shot Gum
With a shotgun,
He leaves one
Son.
Now every One.
Assists this son,
This Gmn't son,
This son of a Gum,
The heir Gum? E
Well by Gum!
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27

egdn van eVantandoe reunen rescG vAporos ecgan
s eve prmaversl eeGanciA de c6roy ues Preenta
Ia borda aspecto de hlads de ibun de hp6dromo
-ES tsrrA EI TERRA
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
FELIPE TRIGO
por Dios. SarahI ! me hacs usted

Oh seao, Serydq - por Dos. SarahI me hacs uuted
an visio
Mo-. GO Que.... 90 que. soy tan peoue6G
Gala. lorna dirigr los gemeos al chalet. que queda
atrsG.
Yo me mito a ContemparA Debe sufrir. La pobreolIa
crstura qun nade dA mportancs No venen Ovenctoa de
edad cuyoa ooS puedG enconrr mma Interrogation
sosa de Iou mivterios del amor. dc 10 vida.
Una hora mas tarde vueIve encontrae nnevamsnts mi
Ado, me nombrA Andres VOC dulce, lamandome ID
Atenc6n hacia los torreOnea
No acaha eatA costa de Sicils pana mon6tonlments
bella acAhamos senrnoE mrSndoa in6rvos de a
versc6n fescura de color d'tsnca
como trveI de veo tenufiimo de brumss Fl
10 eoS nias verds hty quien dice deGemb0
cldurM de rios - que hy Quen dice VAlcsnCm CO.
rrientes.
las doce cusndo Official oml puerto Ia horA del
o mrmos los reoes coutmando e dario retraso de Css
venta mnuuos Tres d de navegac61 HIN ensedo mu
Apcados los pequeh dtAeI comprobar exGc
tud Sc sspera afan medic oIt Cda eVs reoi
seQdu 6 de Blrceo1a para esmar desenca total n del
Vaie.
Sbem0s Mimimo que mentraS hayA palomitas eSto ss,
Que mientF les oaa 00Ante IL quetud
del ae gue qre1ada ds ond0 Ia de los los bAan
odioSe obaervAudo en- Ia roeda ata del tm6n
mArnero sn o On poa desde 80 Avans
zdo oberAtoFo del puent aprendemos hay Atonr
ola Dor ola n de que ban al Re de cosdo I'll vigA
antoi pues provdenc mission Ago SagrAdA dc des
Guido dependemos todos
No psran aqu estl vida de hogInza
de playa de IN nolane hote de baneAro
-hass 81 puno de que no he vueso coger aemsn. Don
Laco passero encdente habits s consular cdR noce
cuadro de msrchA cogdo Eobre buz6n de ptoro varo
lsvsn Garnet de spuntaci6n DG. tdI, Sngadva -,
30 ds. Conultamos los bar6metro los term6mstros lo
hgr6meos del comedor horGs ssiendo Cssdra de nku
tics los grupOI dOnde empes ssm e Vaor uItO de pu
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
iOontsrudc.6n de Ia pdosnG5a)

kOViSstWNN~sVIe bso va PANbhS~S
wTHE HELVETIA.-27 sale de
o Orus. Gran sass de hespedes sTa-
bio d hotsb. Aposentoa para fsmilias
y psrsonas solas. Comidas slususo
Do ssntavos suhisrto. Banos. Tsl6fono
100. ApArtado sorrso, 2s6. PrcpiCta'
rio, Pedro 8ehira. Nota Este hotsl
sstk 4 cargo do una asEorisa ssgus-
70
-Es NECEsARIO sxigir cue sada
ossia obienga grAbsdo el nombrs Dl'
gesnvo AojSrriota, psro an solo estu-
che produce mei0r efeeto que una do
soma de botellas do aqua minaral 9 do
cor 81 6nico urAtivo radical, dol %
t6mago y del insestino, sl Digestive
Noiarrieta puriHsa los alimentos ,
los haas Asimilahlesl -El legitimo d
gesnvo Moiarrieta sura % an dia laA
indigesaionss, % nm mes las dispsp
siAs 9 gastralgiAs, y en- tres meses ! ~
mks graves anfnrmsdades sr6nicaa do
est6msgo y del intessino, EstA uni
versalmente sonhrmado, On forma sin
lguAl, que 10 ehsaeia del Digestive
M0iaFrieta es verdAdaraments radiaAl
y superior & ID dc todos los otros re-
msdios. De vsnta en- los prinsi palss
iarm&cias do Europa y America.
-CRIMENES horribles 10 come
ton en- todos los paises en- los que el
amor ha sido el m6vil prinsipal. Crf.
men 10 Eleg ganeia y oil buen gusto 90
comets, usando m Perfume 8 nm Jah6n
vulgar, euando el exquisite Cashmere
Bouquet va on perfume 9 On Jab6n--
90 oil sumun del buen sono. Colgate y
C0, New York.
LABORES.-s' So 'Olisi'an
BordadorGs y buenas Oaladoras, asegu'
randolcs trabsiO constants. Proporeio
nsmos Ia lsla y dibuio enviandolos &
sualqusr parsa dc 10 isla. Dirigirse &
Ths Porto Riso Dranwn Work Il
Embroidery CO Fortalsza 10. Tam
hisn 20 soliaitan OostGTerGs, Ind
-E ssfor DIAZ NAVARRO ha
ealshlesido 50 Onsina de AhOgs sds y
Gu NotAriA On ssta eixdad, aRlla do Ran
JRsA0 nAmsFo Il.
Kisrea ante 10 C1rts Federal, Cor.
b do Distrito do toda 10 Isle y Qorts
guprsma. dsdisandosa aslmismo al
exsmsn de tftul0a do pFopisdadss, In
corporation de oeFsorasi0nss del pals
= sxlrangeras y trHmitasi6n de sxpe'
eisnAee do appropriation iorzosa.
Aasptando 10 Robls aompsssnaiA
hoy sstahisdda sn sl sisrsiaio dc lHs
DTuissionss do AhogAdo y Notario, el
senoF D1A2 NAVARRO 50 dispons {
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
DEL FRIO AL FUEGO

gdn van eVantandose reunen escG aporos eegan
m con e eve prmave elegancR de ce6osy tules Preuen
Ia borda apeco de hiada de bunas de IN hp6dromo
-Es TERRA EG TERRA!
SO velAS ALI
Ia costa sc Va deSacando altos aus tonos EN-
pieza verdar En- aguna puntaS descubmos fAroS Sgu
sceEcandonos hahremos de segara ain toc
rumbo. Los vaporclos las anchs marcan Ia extension del
mar ahora que s psrde FotAn paoS horz que nos dan
mas lA Sensac6n de eIts terra
10 hora del amuerzo dsngumou ain aueoio Ia frAnja
verde ntermnab an promontorio las de pIayA
hay baiar Comedor sunqus almuerza de prisa
CuAndo volvemola subr ID costa dviM con todos sus
Academies panoramlcoS La corriendo 10 largo Es
sempre rana de verdor Ondead por con sembada de
bIanco cMerfo.
Qasramo G po6tcas gentes fsicsS de este passo;
loE anteooG acAnsan dear que cuA pobsc6n tai
CuA 2rupo de aFboles hguramos los claDos
vhments dc seatro pleno bGe al son de M fluay
las hsrpas
De tempo tempo as nveaa vivendas dapersas Dor Ia
fronda acercAn e agrupan apretan aides cudAd
de de eItaE reapaldAda diIadero dengumos
sores monumentales de temple lCilmgronte ir.
gentt ESta 40 cercS del mar; h par de eguas
M conoclmlentoa geogAhcos acnzAn tales dudss
Ne consue gus hay Quien deIcubr por m pare sur
Etna.
oh, SArahl- Yea
-Qa6 Undo iuQuetel
Le doy mis- gemelOa Entire feone de bosQue M Allan los
mnlret de chalet Ella mira usgo me mira con su in
tenIo mirar aDasOnadO
ST; oh. qus Undo Me souedars de buena CANA
FL corone dicea 10 bien Ia cIerA para poner
Sllhs ss Yusve mi Iado.
La muhsca De casa. dics ssra 20 En- uus rovsla
de mams.
Sc Seinterrumpe de lcieu rubores de re mu.
ieFcta. UDcamenie ahIde bSilndo los oios
-YsFdsd Que ulted Mmbien ae quedaria WhOr Servant
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
Glasses De IngI6js

Un cabAllero Americano 81 80
fora, que habIan el cAsteilano. eatAp
fernando clAses do ingl6s. Las lee
stones solo cusstan Is centavos una,
para aquellos que comieneen Ahora
La instruction ser& superior. Leccio
nes 4 domiCino, 6niCamense para So
dorAa
hfnrmsa. Sol O.. NiPGdor--d,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
DOCTOR Gv!TAVO nvROz

DE LA FACULTAD de
Mediclna de Madrid y Ex-pro.
fesor Cllnico del Hospital de
San Carlos, de la mlsma Fa.
cultad, de regrcso de su viaje
a Madrid, ha establecido su
ofcina profesio lal en- la calle
de Tetuan NJ 81.
Horas de consulta de 2 4
4 p. m. Telefono no 326. d.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
HERMlINlO DlAZ
Abogado. .Notarlo
San Juan, Puerto Rice
SAN JUSTO IL.

MODISTA.~-Se nesesilA una Mo-
dista para 10 Dirseei6n del Departs.
msnso de sossur&a DIS sThe Porto RicC
Drawn Work O. Embroidery Co.'S 10
Allsn 80. San JuAnl
CASE vENDE, Un lote do sabaeo
en- rama, eoseeho dc 1908, do las me-
iores vegas do Caguss, DirigirHe {
Quihonsa Cabezudo CO, CAguaa, Puer
10 Rico,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
cALDEBA ! MOTOR

So vende una csldsra do rs caba.
iloa , un motor dc So cabsllos do la
renombrsda f&brieA SAtlass, tiene
POGO uso. Para intormes dirijirse .
B. Z. De Sola.-P. o. Box 808. San
Juan P.R. 2vs.1m
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
IInss Fsnsa del Os!ts

8illsss boratos para diGs fsstivos
In " slAEs de Capital 6 RayAm6n,
do y vstltE 30 stvs.i On - 10 etvs.
kn 10 do Baysm6n & Caiano, ida y
'sslsa Ii atvs. On - 10 atva.
ei'lets crdinario do Capital { Csss
DO - slAss s 3 stvs'
EsS4Sa Es'Eet&as:g3a,E8gasEBER&8 z
En- esta imprenta Sc ven.
de papel viejo a 81 quintal.
Revelation PfodIg.osa
Las PiLdoras Oonfortativas Tropical
es de Ia ArsciGna Fulthon son un pre-
parade exeelents. No tienen rival pa
ra combsair 10 anemia de los paises
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27

eAlidos. AL morir 10 Aneiana Fulthon,
On una aldea de IrlAndA, delo, entire
vsrios secretos, IL formula de sus
pildorss marAvillosss, que euraL
siempre, a6u cuando hayan fallado
os demas remsdios. Len nse los ole.
tos que acompsfan 10 GAIA.
Precio s6 ce1at0uos Gaia.
De venta On todAs les farmAcias.
Para I0s ventas al por mayor.
FarmaCla do zefbI.
San Juan, Puerto Rico.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-07-27
N0tiCiaS del dia

eohFas & sak si!entss honorAYiQs sxss
sivamente mhdienR
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03
New Train Service

In connection with the fast train SER
vice of the Queen and Crescent Route
via Shreveport, the Missouri, Kansas
and Texas Ry. 90. has put on an addi-
tional train schedule to leave Shreve-
port at | p. m. aud arrive at Dallas,
Texas, at 9:55 y. m. This new trair
service has been instituted especially
to take care of the through passengers
from Shreveport and points east there
of and will wait AT Shreveport for arri-
val of Qneen-aRa Crescent Route fast
train assuring connections. = he ". ,
X. & T. railway also has a train leaving
Shreveport at $50 p IN. connecting
With the day train of Qneen snd Ores
cent Route which carries a through
Pullman sleeper to SanAntouio, Texas,
via Dallas, Waco, and SmitbviIle, and
arriving in San Antonio at 9:05 .. M.
Corresponding service is operated il
the opp' site direction BY means %
this new daily service of the NJ K. st
Ry the Queen and Crescent Route il
able to offer its patrons additional fa
cilities which will be of the Creates
advantage 1928
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03
A Dangerous Mistake.
Johnson City Mothers Should
Not Neglect Kidney Weak.
ness in Children.

Most children have weak kidneys.
The earliest warning is bed-wetting.
Later comes backache, headache,
languor.
lis mistake to neglect these trou-
bles,
To blame the child for its own dis
tress.
Seek to cure the kidneys
Save the child from deadly kidney ills
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys
Johnson City parents recommend
them.
b. w. Watson, master machinist, en-
ployed by the e. L. & W. N. o. h. r. +,
and living on Jobe street, says: " am
thoroughly satisfied with the results of
tie use of Doan's Kidney Pills in my
family My little boy was troubled
with a weakness of his kidneys for
some time. | didn't know what to do
for him, but one day having happened
to read about Doan's Kidney Pills l
decided to try them and got box at
the store of the Patton Drug Co. From
the first they seemed to strengthen him
aud by the time all of the pulls in the
box were taken he was strong and much
better than he had been for long time,
We are continuing the treatment.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents.
Foster. Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's Sand
take no other.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

Patton Drug Co., the reliable drug.
gists of Johnson City, are having calls
for "HINDIPO, the new kidney cure
and nerve tonic that they are selling
under positive guMantee.
Its merits are becoming the talk OF
the town and everybody wants to try
1t, and why not? 1t costs nothing if il
don't do you good-not one cent,
They don't want your money if il
does not benefit you, and will cheer.
fully refund the money. Try it taddy
Practically every thing is ready for q
thorough test of the new electric E.
qnipment of the Long Island Railroad
During the last three years the com
pany has spent upward of $40, 900, 0O(
and has employed between 1000 and
1900 men in connection with the in,
stallation of the new system.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03
Postmaster Robbed.

G.. w. Fonts, postmaster at Riverton,
Ia, nearly lost his life and was robbed
of all comfort, according to his letter,
which says: For 30 years had chron-
ic liver complaint, which led to such a
severe case of jaundice that even my
finger nails turned yellow, when my
doctor prescribed Electric Bitters, which
cured me and have kept me we'll for 1 l
years." Sure cure for biliousness, neu-
ralgia, weakness anT all stomach, liver
Kidney and bladder arrangements, A
wonderful tonic At Fl. G. Miller's
drug store. 80 cents.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

$50 the millionaires gave mask
ball? Was it success?" "No, but it
would have been a success save for Per-
cy Lavender" "What did he do y
"Why, he went disguised as a process
server and all the millionaires jumped
out of the windows.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

Weary" inquired Prayed Pagan,
"could We be indooced to take bath
for a ten-dollar note?" 81 dunno" an
swered Weary Virgins. 81 might
take chanst on one of desc newfangled
immunity baths wot you read about.
Dey sorter sounds good,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

You may have free the first bottle OF
Mull's Grape Tonic. sure constipation
specific Simply write postal TO Nul
Crane Tonic Co. $40 Third avenue.
Rock Island, TIL, Yor- druggist cells it
The Al bottle contains nearly three times
the soc size TRY it Ge,l pame t1dav
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

"Why did you resigr?" they askaf
the reformer "T had rpae ~ eropgl,,
he replied with some warmth IT wen
in to reform other people and they nc
tually bad the nerve to try to reform
me. "-T Philadelphia Ledger.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03
Fortunate Missourians.

"When / was druggist, at Livonia,
No." writes T. J. Dryer, now of
Graysville, Mo-, "three of my custom
ers were permanently cured OF consump-
ton by DIR, Kings New Discovery, and
are we'll and strong today. One was
trying to sell his-property and move to
Arizona, but after using New Dissolve
ry short time he found it nnnecossury
no do 80. | regard DR.. Kings New
ID seovery as the most wonderful medi-
cine in existence" Surest congh and
cold cnre eo9 fhrcnt AID lung healer.
Guaranteed by ii. q. Miller, druggist,
Soc aud 81. Trial bottle free.
Mistress Well, why don't you boil
the eggs?
Cook Sure, I've no clock in the
kitchen to go by.
Mistress Why, yes, Bridget, here's
clock in the kitchen.
Cook-Phwat good is ut? UCs til
minits fast Cleveland Leader.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03
Excursion Rates to Los Angeles and San
Francisco, Cal and Return.

The Southern Railway will sell round
trip tickets to Los Angeles and San
Francisco, Cal, April "a to May 4, in
cInsive, at very low excursion rates.
Round trip rates from Bristol 1916 so,
Knoxville $3.50 60, and proportionatelS
low rates from other points, final limit
of tickets July 81, 1906 Stopover priv
llee es and diverse routes will be allowed
going and returning. Apply to South
ern Railway ticket agents for tickets
and complete information, or communi-
cate with j. L. Meek, d. P. A., Knox
Vile, Tenn. maya
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

"0ur cook got It into her head that
she could earn big salary'by going on
the STAGE" did she go?" "No; my
wife is giving her 90 cents more a week
and she's going to stay with MS. y
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

Wealthy Strangely Yes; I made my
money, every farthlng of it, by my pen
Amiring Youth-Ah! novelist, or o
dramatist, maybe?
Wealthy Stranger me. | used
to keep a sheep farm in New Zealand.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03
A Mountain of Cold

could not bring as much happiness to
Mrs. Licia Wilke, of Caroline, Wis, as
did one % cent box of Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, when it completely cured a run
ming sore on her leg, which had tortur-
ed her 90 long years. Greatest antisep-
tic healer of piles, wounds, and sores
25c at IL. G. Miler's drug store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03
Ask for Aliens Foot-Ease, A Powder.

It makes walking easy. Cures corns.
bunions, ingrowing nails, swollen and
sweating feet. At all druggists and
shoe stores, 25c Don't accept any sub
stitute. Sample free. Address, Allen
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"l thought the BARRIERS had given M
the practice of phlebotomy," remarkt d
the dog faced comedian. "Well, go on
with it," commanded the other half OF
the sketch. "They bled me in New
York, all right euoush
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Deaths from Appendicitis

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"Hullo, old chap! Haven't seen you
for an age, Where have you been ?"
away in the country, electioneering. "
Making speeches?" Eyes. l was
frequently called on to respond" "What
did you mostly say?" "Thank you. l
don't mind if I do. Sporting Times.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

81 saw you furnishing your boy to-
day. What was it all about?" 81
caught him in a lie" ooh, well, you
can't expect boy to tell the truth all
the time. F" 81 know, but when he does
not tell the truth l want him to be
bright enough not to be caught at it.
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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

"What you need, " said the druggist,
sis beef, wine and iron ~ don't
keer muffin much fer beef, responded
Nose IIambone. CANT you all got nc
pork, wine an iron?"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

Mrs. Noowed Reggie, dear, won't
you try my pound cake?
Noowed-Afraid it's too complicated
for one man to try. Let it go to jury
Chicago journal.
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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-05-03

Farmer Oobb-Are We goin' to keep
pigs this year, Caleb ?,
Farmer Huskins Lord, no Thar's
jest ez much profit keepin' boarders,
an not half so much trouble feedin'
em. Puck.
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