The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-14

ME If the biggest temptations that can exist IN
depression IN t who PACK a not OF
own them think that depress1ons IN the grouhu arc
made for dumping things into. The man VINO owns tne
hole often considers it IN the hght OIL suhAen
These two views conflict.
A NOUS and retiring party living somewhere near
Twenty-sixth street has low garden with an aAley
hack Of it. Every spring he clears it up and pretends
hat It Is nice little country ravine with garden
foot He had this theo saa wen n1 aa b out ss
;nr the night a religious neghbor thoughtfully had
anmned eight barrels of old newspapers and the wall
paper from four rooms into the sunken garden
When the who owns the hole came our? ps
morning light and saw the evidences OF the CRIME
blown about he lifted up his voice and SAID tnos7
things that are not unto edifylng
Being something Of @ va ne we're re- back
numbers of the ''Chrstian Herald and had the 1or
mer owners name and address stamped on each copy
Ssk seSneS a" lis
''No, wouldn't be mixed up with them low m
pups' he replied, IT just cussed burned up the ofy
papers and buried the wet stuff h: -, n,s brand Of
Yet you cannot be sure that the man Drano OIL
RELIGION was not all right. He may have hired team
ster to the stuff away and the teamster may nave
done the rest. Teamsters often careless mats
why we should be careful about passing Judgment.
49,
Clinton Iowa. claims the oldest person in the
Tinted States in Mrs Abbie Perham, girl OF l4o>
summers, who says that she is by no means ready to
DO I want to dies" Aunt Abbie replied when
asked the question "No, indeed, l am going to hve
and one y 40 have been happy
Aunt Abbie has at least one bad habit. The CORE
sponden Of the Cincinnati Enquirer, who writes her
m states that has smoked for the last 100 years.
She declares that has prolonged her life. Mrs Per-
ham has the documents to attest her age she dld,
of course, Washington or, rather, his troops '
may not be necessary to state that does not use
cigarets. She uses pipe, preferably corncop De-
cause it is So mellerer smoke &
We all hope to be here in 1866 to. help Mrs. Per.
ham celebrate her 2OOth birthday.
Annie " Gates of Kansas says that Mrs Stanley
ought to have slapped Governor Hoch when he offered
to kiss her and have let it gone at that There is
NnT nnbod but the Cutlery that has been raise1
about it makes it seem almost criminal Slap him.
dearie if necessary but don't holler for three days
running.
universally respected and beloved student in the
South Dakota university has been killed accidentally
because of the students carried lire arms. Gar
rying dangerous weapons is not only unnecessary but
foolish. But if you must carry them, carry tommy
hawk.
Politicians with memories, when they read some
new message from the president taking rap at the
advocates of special privilege who have taken the
IS ah for 50 long that they hey 10 5ase in
smile with themselves at the neat way Senator Plat
and his pals 'shelved Roosevelt" in 1900
1t at the time of the second Mckinley NOM
showing some signs of perncious activity in New
York state. "Roosevelt' said the fat boys to one
another CTS an unsafe man. eve III lay him on the
shelf for you'' said Senator Aldrch carelessly just
before the convention. So he told Pattsy to put up
Roosevelt for the vicepreside"cy and fix the
ton for him. Plattsy, the New York Cut-up, who
fixing things nearly fell off his bench with icon-
cealed laughter Roosevelt tried to head it all off, but
it too late. F'The country demands you,' said
Senator Aldrich and the band blew off, So they put
young Roosevelt the mysterious disappearance end
of the ticket and the big COAL oil and beef boys with
side whiskers hotel Hobbies
ing and nearly laughed themselves sick
But as succeeding events shaped themselves and
Mckinley fell before the assassin s bullet the con-
spirators discovered that Providence had been using
them to accomplish its ends The Bible tells us
somewhere that "the wrath Of shall praise Him
and the remainder of wrath He will restraint The
Chinese classic Yin Chh also points out 'the quiet
way of heaven which works out "the ends of divine
dispensation inyiSiby yet unfangly to the awe and
The young man with the teeth soon began to bite