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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
Il Bold stem.

To overcome the w~ell-grounded and
reasonable objections of the more intel
ligent to the use Of secret, medicinal ON
pounds, DR.. II. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N.
Y, some time ago, decided to make a bold
departure from the usual course pursued
by the makers of put-up medicines for do
nestle use, and so has published broad
cast and openly to the whole world, q full
and complete list of all the ingredients
entering inSS-the composition OF his widely
celebrated hedicNAes. Thus he has taken
his numerous patrons and patients into
his full confidence. Thus too he has re-
movedh smedicines from among secret
nostrfUSo OF doubtful merits, and made
themk12Cmedies Of knotCn Composition.
BY this bold Siep ID. Pierce has snoMn
thNL- lis lQrmullS are o. SMchLeXceleQce
that he Is not atEald to subject them 70
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Of H bs. PRsS eSe Golden 5ae ws MapSiep, Il hi sceTs bottle ne
famous medicine for weak stomach. torpid
liver or biliousness and all catarrhal diseases
wherever located. have, printed upon it, az
plain English. q fun and complete list of all
the ingredients composing IL. but o small
book has been complied from numerous
standard medical works. Of all the different
schools OF practice, containing very numer-
Gus extracts from tho writings of leading
practitioners OF medicine. endorsing IN The
strongest p0SSlDt6 terms, each ana every ingre-
dent contained in DR.. Pierce's medicines.
One Of these little books will be mailed free
to any one sending address on postal card or
by letter. to DR.. X. V. Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y.
and requesting the same. From this little
book il will be learned that Dr. pierce's med
icines contain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious agents
and that they are made from native, medici-
nal roots OF great value; also that some of
the most valuable ingredients contained i'm
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for weak.
nervous, over-workcd. rrul-down.n nervous
and debilitated women were employed. long
years ago by the Indians for similar ailments
affecting their squaws.. In fact, one OF tho
most valuable medicinal plants entering into
the composition OF DIR. Picrce's Favorite Pre-
scription was known to the Indians as
"SQuaw-Weed." Cur knowledge of the uses
of not a few OF our most valuable native. me-
dicinal plants was gained from the Indians.
As made up by improved and exact pro-
cesses. the "Favorite Prescription " is a most
efficient remedy for regulating all the wom-
anly functions. correcting displacements, as
prolapsus, anteversion and retorversion.
overcoming painful periods, toning up tho
nerves and bringing about q perfect state OF
health. Sold by all dealers in medicines
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
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From Life.

Widows exist In all countries. thus
counterbalancing the matrimonial de-
cadence which might otherwise result
from timid men. Widows are clinging
by temperament and attach themselves
readily TO any object that can't help
itself. 1t is generally considered UNI
lucky to meet a widow on a dark piazza
by the light OF the moon. In many
countries to be kissed by a widow
means endless trouble. Widows are
frequently accompanied by children,
whose number is constantly liable to
increase. They roam at large over the
principal sections, and no man is safe
when they are near. All the perfect
men now dead have married widows,
thus forming a continuous contrast to
the miserable specimens who still live.
1t has been said Beware of widows"
but this is unnecessary, for no man
can really help himself
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

MCSinntS anC the Union IdDcI.
MIR. Joseph A. McGinnis was for unions
all the way,
He favored larger wages and a somewhat
shorter day.
A walk-out always pleased him, though
he didn't have a cent;
But when the delegate said strike, McGin-
mis- always went.
He did the shopping for his wife because
he liked to know
That naught save union articles were pur-
chased with his dough.
Has It got the union label? McGinnis
used TO say.
Has II got the union label? Show IL 10
me If you're able;
If IL hasn't got the Label. take the
bloomin' thing away,
McGinnis had no children, though he hop
ed to have some day,
And his wife who seen her duty was
opinioned the same way:
SO when the stork arrived one day and
brought a bouncing boy,
McGinnis was elated-he was overcome
with JOY,
He looked the baby over-his face wreath
ed in a grin.
When ali at once a thought occurred which
filled him with chagrin-
Has II got the union LABEL? McGinnis
used to say.
Has ii got the union label? Show it 10
me If you're able;
IL 1t hasn't got the label. take the
bloomin' thing away.
Now Joseph A. McGinnis was a man OF
good repute:
He went to church on Sunday in his union
tailored suit;
Like many other union men. he led a
blameless life;
And when he died, the ~neighbors said:
THE blow will kill his wife
He reached the pearly gates on time. as
upright spirits do:
"Welcomc," was Peters greeting. and /
nave a harp for YOU"
Has it got the union label? McGinnis
used to say.
Has 1t got the union label? Show IL TO
me II you're able;
If II hasn't got the label, take the
bloomin' thing away.
WIN. f. Kirk.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

A noorwalkcr in a large department
store is noted for his overbearing manner
to those under him. One day he approach
I'd a junior assistant, from whose counter
a woman had gone away.
You let that lady go way without
making "a purchaser" he asked, severely.
Yes, sir, l.
And she was at your counter fully ten
minutes?"
doubtless, but then, you see"
Exactly. l saw that in spite of all the
questions she put TO you you rarely an
swered her and never attempted to get
what she wanted"
well, but
II shall report you for carelessness."
"Well, / hadn't what she wanted"
What was that"
Half a dollar. She's n book canvasser
getting subscribers TO the Life of Wash
lngton!'"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

Compound sooner; for / have trieo SO many
remedies without help.
81 dreaded the approach Of every month,
as 1t meant so much pain and suffering for
me-, but after / had used the Compound two
months | became regular and natural and am
now perfectly well n free from pain. / am
very grateful for what Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for me-
Such testimony should be accepted
by all women as convincing evidence
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound stands without a peer as a
remedy for all the distressing ills of
women.
The success of Lydia Z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound rests upon the
~well-earned gratitude of American
wOmen
When women are troubled with pain
or irregularities, displacements or III
ceration Of the organs, that bearing
down feeling, Inflammation, backache,
bloating Tor fi~atulency), general debil-
ity, indigestion and nervous proStra-
ton, or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, ex-
citability, i~rritability, nervousness,
sleeplessness. melancholy, they should
remember there is II tried and
true remedy. Lydia E. rlnkham's
Vegetable Compound at once removes
such troubles. Refuse to buy any other
medicine, for you need the best.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham if there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. She will treat you
with kindness and her advice is
free. No woman ever regretted
writing her and she has helped
thousands. Address Lynn, Mass.
IN Best Understands a Konaa'S Ills,
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

While no woman is entirely free from
periodical suffering, it does not seem to
he the plan of nature that women
should suffer SO severely. This is a
severe strain on a woman's vitality.
When pain exists something is wrong
which should be set right or it will
lead to a serious arrangement of the
whole female organism.
Thousands of women have testified
in grateful letters to Mrs. Pinkham
that Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound overcomes woman's special
pains and Irregularities.
1t provides a safe and sure way of
escape from distressing and dangerous
weaknesses and diseases.
The two following letters tell so con-
vincingly what Lydia Z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound will do for
women, they cannot fail to bring hope
to thousands of sufferers.
Miss Nellie Holmes, of $40 n. Division
Street, Buffalo, n. Y, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
Your medicine is indeed an ideal medicine
for women. | suffered misery for years with
painful periods, headaches, and b~earing-down
pains. | consulted two different physicians
but failed to get any relief. Afriend from the
east advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. did so, and no longer
suffer as Ibid before. Ny periods are natural:
every ache and pain is gone, and my general
health is much improved, l advise all women
who suffer to take Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound"
Mrs. Title Hart, of Larimore, n. D.,
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
II might have been spared many months
of suffering and pain had | onlyknownof the
efficacy of Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Ask Mrs. pInkham,S Advice "A Nom
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
TORTURED WITH ECZEMA.
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body
Scratched Until Bled-Won-
derful Cure by C~uticura.

Last year | suffered with a tremen-
dous itching on my back, which grew
worse and worse. until 1t spread over
the whole body, and only my face and
hands were free. For four months or
SO | suffered torrents, and had to
scratch, scratch, scratch, until bied.
At night when | went to bed things
got worse, and | had at times to get
up and scratch my body all over, until
| was as sore as could be, and until
| suffered excruciating pains. They
told me that | was suffering from
eczema. Then l made up my mind
that | would use the Cuticura Rene
dies. l used them according to In
structions, and very soon Indeed | was
greatly relieved. l continued until
well. and now | am ready to recon-
mend the Cuticura Remedies to any
one. Mrs. Mary Metzger, Sweetwater
Okla, June 2S, 1905"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
An Electric Tree.

william Kronenberg, an eccentric
scientist living in the mountains near
Brunt Cabin. Pa, is making expert
ments with q new variety of tree that
he calls the electric light plant.
Noticing the phosphorescent light he
found around decayed tree stumps. he
conceived the idea of using it for the
benefit of mankind. Taking an ordi-
nary wild grape vine at several stumps,
he was gratified. after several years
culture TO see the fruit emit a rich
white glow.
Mr.. Kronenberg has n plant which
gives off sufficient light to read by,
and he is wiring his log cabin with
the grape vine. He says II he can
develop the electric light plant suffi-
GENTLY ii will come into general use
on account OF its cheapness and safety.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
Accurate Enclish.

That ne was a stickler for pure English
is shown by the following story of DR..
Johnson, the photographer, who was dis
covered by his wife kissing n of her
serving maids.
why, DR.. Johnson" said the wife. Il
am surprised"
NO" said the recreant husband, that
is not exactly right, dear. l nm surprised.
You are astonished."
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
The Original Porous Plaster.

It's Allcock's. first introduced to the
people sixty years ago, and to-day un-
doubtedly has the largest sale of any ex-
ternal remedy-millions being sold annu-
ally throughout the whole civilized world.
There nave been limitations. to be sure,
but never has there been one to even COM
pare with Allcock's-the worlds standard
external remedy.
For a weak back, cold on the chest or
any local pain. the result of taking cold
or oyer-strain. there's nothing we know Of
10 compare with this famous plaster.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

rest was broken at night, and the pas
sages of the kidney secretions were too
frequent and contained sediment.
Three boxes Of Doan's Kidney Pills
cured me in 1897, and for the past nine
years l have been free from kidney
complaint and backache."
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
Of One Mind.

The visiting clergyman, addressing the
little folks at the children's service, be-
impressive. "Only think, children
he said, in Africa there are 10000, 600
miles of territory without a sins
gle Sunday school, where little boys and
girls can spend their Sunday ~fternoons
Now. what should we all try to save up
our money for?'
The children unanimously: ITO go to
Africa
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
A WAY Out.

From the New York Weekly.
Angloman,ac-"That the way it goes. IL
we hunt foxes, folks say were cruel; IL we
hunt aniseed bags. folks laugh at us. What
can we hunt, without exciting Indignation
or ridicule7'
Small Boy-"Ratsl'
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

far and wide, hav-
ing already married
some 1,400 couples.
Ten years ago he
was Deputy County
Treasurer. AT that
time" said Justice
Law, IL was suffer
ing from an annoy
ing kidney rouble.
My back ached, my
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
The Slow Line.

The bookkeeper entered briskly flushed
with the autumn air.
How is this, George" said the cashier.
you are earlier than usual today"
Yes, / know" replied the other. THE
cars weren't running, and / had TO walk
down"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

Kerosene may be removed by the use
OF fuller's earth. Cover the stain with
a thick layer Of hot fuller's earth and
let IL remain twenty-four hours, then
brush off.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
q lono Wait,

From the New York Weekly.
Policeman-"Here, move on! Why don't
you go ome""
~Tramp-with dignity-"I'm waintin' for
me coaChman."
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
"THE MARRYING SQUIRE"

Justice Geo. L.. Law, of Brazil, Ind,
Has Married 1,4OO Couples.
Justice Geo. Il. Law, Of Brazil, Ind,
has fairly earned the title THE Mar
rying Squire" by which he is known
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30
McGinnis and the Union Lat

~Ira. Winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP Tor Childrsn
teething; softens the gums, reduces ~
Ays pain. cures wind colic. - cent Q bottle
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

SIOUX CITY pro CO. Ices, 1906
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1906-11-30

Ask Mrs. plnktau's Advice A Woman Best Understands a WOnnas Ills
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08
GILMORE MEMORIAL CONCERT.
Monster Entertainment in Honor Of Famous
Randmaster Planned.

Music Master Of the Masses" was one Of the
titles bestowed upon the late P. g. Gilmore BY his
many admirers. To Gilmore was probably due the
elevation Of the gentlest OF arts in America more
than to any other individual. Almost q generation
has passed since he laid at rest his baton, and
through the years it has never been out OF the
minds OF his admirers that there should have been
given in New York a great memorial concert IN
honor OF his memory.
The proper time has at last arrived. IN the
opinion of his friends. and as a result a monster
concert will be given at Madison Square Garden
on Tuesday. May 10. Some idea OF fits magnitude
may be had from the fact that thousand mU-
seians, contributed by the Musical Union. and one
thousand singers volunteered by the Choral Union.
will take part. The concert will bO given under the
batons OF Americas four most distinguished con-
ductors-John Philip Sousa, Walter Damrosch, Vic
tor Herbert and Frank DamrOsch. Practically
every eminent sOloiSt Instrumental and vocal. IN
programme will bo colossal and representative or
the highest degree OF the development OF music In
The Gilmore Memorial Concert Committee COM
prises among others. Archbishop Farley. ex-Presi-
dent Grover Cleveland Governor Higgins. Mayor
Mcclellan, United states senator Thomas N. Car
ter ex-senator Warner Miller Seth Low. Robert
A. Van Wyck. Thomas +. GilrOy. Hugh J. Grant.
Morgan J. O'Brien. Recorder Con. Perry Belmont.
Hofchhin and Oflcers OF the 22d Regiment Colonel
Duffy and officers OF the 69th Regiment, John J..
Delany Bronson Howard. Marc klaW. A l. Er-
LANCER, Daniel Frohman, David BelascO. A. W.
Tony Pastor and F. F. Proctor.
Seats and boxes will be placed upon sale imme-
diateIy az TysOn's and at RulIman's ticket agen-
cles and at the leading hotels and downtown
business districts while subscriptions will be re-
Gector carter or Manager Mccormick who may be
addressed at No. 80 East 42d street.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08

No. 1S5 West 18th street. Among those partici-
Bell, Constable, Henkle Schumacher, G. Reichen.
bach, A Reichenbach and e. and X, JohalSehi
MesGrs. r. Gricks, GatZsch and G. Hauser, ana
Masters w. OppeTmRn, G. KnOth and ). lsennerg-
The pupils of Nine. C. de Rigaud gave musical
in Carnegie Hall on Saturday evening, March 81
presenting long and varied programme; Among
those who took part were the Misses M Kelsey, M
Jacobs. E Angin, Olive Hampton and A. Brau-
mann, the Messrs. Van Maasdyk, G.. PrSAhI ana
Carl Menninger and Master Harry Durbin.
At the piano recital given by the pupils OF Linda
H. Prison. at her studio, at the Sherwood No 5S
West 9th street selections rendered from the
works of Rubnstein Richard Strauss MacDowell
Chopin and other composers.
Miss Emma Carroll OF No. 164 West 12Sth street.
gave a musical on Saturday afternoon April 2, at
studio No 1l2 Carnegie Hall, assisted by I. A
Hoeck piano solOist; Mrs. 5. ID. EdsOn' mezzo
soprano, and Arpad RADIO, violinist
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08
STUDIO NOTES.

The wide range OF instruction given at the
dowed Institute OF Musical Art New York. is we'll
shown by the subjects Of the special lectures given
last week to the students there. There were seven
special lectures and a students recital Thomas
Taper Waldo S. Pratt w. J. Henderson and Nor
ris Loeb lectured in their respective courses.
Music Culture Study" The History of
Music" The Development Of Vocal Art" and
acoustics" H. E. Krehbiels topic THE
Brass Instruments OF the Orchestra" Professor
probation Of Music" and Robert Foresman on
Methods of Instruction in School Music" This
week the students listen to six special addresses,
and a recital by Arthur Hochman. piano
Louis Arthur Russell announces this week that
he will establish normal course for teachers dur
ing June and July. These classes will be conducted
especially for students teachers of piano voice
who are using preparing TO his various ped
agogic works. He states that the establishment Of
this class is demanded by the many inquiries for
personal normal instruction aroused throughout
the country by his textbooks and general treatises
Mrs Susan Edson will on Thursday evening,
April 10. sing the role Of Santuzza in MascagnFs
lava oayaAerla I Rustieana at the German Club
rooms. sdapeton, Staten Island. with Ray Young
man as Turiddu ana Louis Samalon Alno. In
Edison will Sing "A Lover in baPaSeus r'
William c. Carl will give organ concert before
the New York State Teachers Association at their
Technique s~''
The programme rendered at Mr. MlldenberR.a
studio az Carnegie Hail. by his pupils and friends
yesterday included piano solos by Alexander Berne
soprano solos by Miss Beatrice De Fore and Miss
t3ealflN stevens violin solos BY Edwin VVicirsT
hoefer and barytoHe solos BY Charles Maeb,n1 Nel
On the evening OF April the pupils Of Fudo,nb
r. o. GFicks gave an entertainment at his studio.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08
WIREIEss MEssAGEs BIZ KITEs.

Washington. April (SpeciaD.-F'Or the 6rst time
wireless telegraph messages have been received by
means OF kites The experiments were conducted
az Arlington. Va. under the Joint auspices OF Or.
Alexander Graham Bell. inventor OF the telephone.
and President Abraham White, OF the American De
Forest Wireless Telegraph Company. DR. Bell Is
making extensive experiments with tetrahedral
kites which possess great lifting power and unusual
steadlness and with which he hopes eventually to
solve the problem OF aerial navigation. The ac-
cCmpanying illustration shows tetrahedral kite
two thousand feet in the air, attached TO a steel
wire, and carrying an antenna wire four hundred
feet in length The messages were received through
the antennR wire and the bodies Of two men, ono
touching the wire and the other the receiver.
the steamer Bermudian, hundred miles from
Sandy Hook and three hundred and fifty miles from
the kite.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08
WHY He RAN.

Two men were out shooting; one had license.
the other hadn't A keeper approached. and the
one that had a license ran away
The keeper was good runner. and an eN-
citing chase ensued over a mile and half OF
nice plOughed field. At last the keeper got up
TO the runaway.
Now. sir. where's your license?'
10 was produced
'"Then why did you run away?
"Oh. I'm fond OF exercise answered the man.
but don't you think you'd better ask my friend
The friend was by this time about two miles
on. and the keeper only Whistled, then went on
MS way sadder and q wiser man.-Tit-Bits.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08
s Fl 1E2LIlY MUSICAL COf1r1EE1fRE EE'a r
SIaN0R q. ALl0 RANlEGsEa

PIANIST. Engarernenta Instruction "a r--t
advanced. professional students Steluwav rI'-it-
West 1OSd ST. Pupils residence by special 49,.
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08

given Thursday, April 10. at Cooper Union;
Friday. April 90, at Grand Central Palace. and
Saturday. April 21, at Carnegie Hall. at S:16
p. m. The programme Will be devoted entirely
to Wagner. and will include besides the Tam
hauser overture and the Kaisermarsch, the
Good Friday Spell from ''Parsifal'' five excerpts
from the Ring of the Nibelungen' Ride Of the
Valkyries. Fire Magic, Forest Life. Siegfried s
Rhine Journey and Siegfried's Funeral March
and Hans Sachs's Address. from Die Meister-
singer" A considerably enlarged orchestra will
be employed for these concerts.
NJ. Otto Floersheim writes In letter TO a
friend in New York:
Paderewski. on his way from Lelpsic to Paris.
passed through Berlin, where he played for me
his two new compositions, plano sonata in r
fiat minor and a theme with variations and
double fugue, soon to be published by Bote &5
Book here Both works of a superior order,
more especially the sonata, which is OF the
grandest plano compositions which in my esti-
nation has been written since Brahms's op. 5
and LISTS B minor sonata.
Sousa, with his band and three sOlosts, in
terrupts his twenty-eighth semi-annual tour
long enough to come into New York for one day
New-York tribune., 1906-04-08
TO MANAGE NEW CLIFFS HOTEL.

Edwin H. Lee. at present manager OF the Pine
Forest Inn. Of Summervile, s c., has leased the
New Cliffs Hotel. in Newport. r. l. one OF the
highest class summer resort hotels in the country
which has for several years catered to the most
select and exclusive guests.
The New cliffs Hotel and cottages In their
appointments, decorations and Furnishings are on
an equal footing with the luxurious homes OF the
wealthy, and prosperous. refined people who are
not cottage owners its guests year after wear.
Mr.. Lee has had large experience in the manage
ment OF summer and winter resort hotels among
them Princeton Inn, Princeton, n. J.. St Hubert'S 8
Inn. in the AdirOndacks. and Buena Vista Springs
Hotel Pennsylvania.