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Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

WHEN OUT OF TOWN.
Subscribers leaving the city tem-
Dorarily should have The Bee
mailed to them. Address win be
changed as often as required.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Since Norway has decided to place
no restrictions upon the sale of Ameri-
can meats, the United States may APP
preeiate better the value OF the blood
less revolution.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Russian bureaucrats have the ques-
tionable merit of constancy, If not the
advantage of wisdom.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04
Evidence of a ChanE'

Evidently some Of the Standard oil mag
mates have materially revised their views
as to the Importance of the public since
they make such manifest EFFORTS TO FOLLY"
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04
who VIII DO Itf

Mr.. Edison has taken out 7S4 patents
since 1863. but as yet he hasn't devised
any successful way to get the extra hui
Nudity out OF the atmosphere in dog days.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

After Secretary Root has partaken
of all the feacts prepared for him in
South America he mSy understand the
cause Of 30 many revolutions.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04
science and the COwshed.

TUIIdutT IIIIu ItVNUINI'
A New York state dairyman Is using
patent mixer operated by electricity which
miIks thirty-two cows In ten minutes
nearly three per minute. The sentimental
lists need not weep. however, over the de-
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Robert Morgan Of 1A West Eighty third
street, and James johnson of l28. were ar
rested for lighting at Eighty-second street
and Columbus avenue. Morgan was locked
up in the West One Hundredth street police
station charged with assault by Johnson
Both are janitors.
Morgan has an ex-black cat named Pete
which was black cat a week or so ago
Pete was in the habit OF roaming around
the areaway of Johnson's place and John
son didn't like It. He told Morgan to keep
the cat away Morgan says that about
three days ago Johnson caught Pete and
painted him red. The turpentne in the
paint injured the cats hair, and even after
a veterinary surgeon got through with him
the cat looked oxidized.
The treatment cost s2sO and Morga n
tried 10 get Johnson TO pay lit when they
next met. That was the cause OF the fight
yesterday. Morgan says he will start a
civil suit and get the S. P. c. A. after John
son.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Anthony Comstock probably felt
that the Art Students league needed
advertising.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

9. G. ROSEWAIEH,
General Manager.
Subscribed in my presence ana sworn
TO before me this 3ist day of July, 1905.
(Seal) NJ. b. HUNGATE
Notary Public,
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04
sTATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.

STATE Of Nebraska, Douglas County. IS: q.
Q. G. Rosewater, general manager OF
The Bee Publishing company, being ouIy
sworn, says that the actual npmDer OF
Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee prihteo
during the month Of July, 1905 was as
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

New York's department OF health has
gone into vaudeville and will open the
season with a tubercular exhibition next
week. These shows. planned by Dr. Thomas
Darlington president of the department,
are designed solely TO instruct the people
OF the city in simple preventives Of the
white plague" and incidentally in how
10 care for those who are suffering with
this disease. There will be four or Ave per-
lfornances each week from now until Sep
tember They will he held in the various
parks and on recitation piers.
These exhibitions entertaining as we'll as
educational, will consist OF stereopticon
views showing how the white plague is
contracted IN poorly ventilated and dirty
rooms and a few illustrations OF localities
where consumption Is treated. the camps
in which the patients stay during their i'll
ness and some OF those fortunate enough
10 be convalescent. Between these instruc-
tive health studies there will be pictures Of
weIl-known public men, funny kidnapping,
burglar and hre-hghting scenes, with an
casional song from a quartet to make the
exhibition entertaining and 10 hold the in
terested attention Of the crowd. Inaugu-
rating these performances the department
OF health believes that by a combination OF
entertainments and instruction Il can reach
thousands OF persons who would not read
literature or attend lectures TO learn how
20 prevent contracting the dread disease.
or how to care for those suffering with It.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04
WARM WEATHER WIT.

Church-Every chance he gets our min
lister breaches that II Is more blessed to
give than to receive"
Wise-Wen that would seem 70 indicate
that he thoroughly believes II.
Church-or that he wants us to believe
t.-Philadelphia Press.
Harold-Newlywed is greatly worried over
a thirty-day note
Rupert-Can't he meet III
Harold-lt amt that-its a note his wife
gave him to mail thirty days ago and he'a
just thought of it-Judge.
Knowledge is power" remarked the quo
taton dispenser.
THAT being the case" retoined the man
who has an occasional original thought
81 suppose horse sense Is horse power
Columbus Dispatch.
Sensitive Golfer (who has foozled)-Did
you laugh at me- boy?
Caddie-No sir: l was laughin at nnither
man. +
Sensitive Golfer-And what's funny about
him?
CaddIe-He plays govt awful like you.
sir.-Punch.
The nervous young man backed into the
nearest chair. The fair girl glared at him.
You're a bird" she cried, sarcastically.
.Wyhy -e he -, sassped9 :,r, .,r,.,.n
Philadelphia Press.
rs that actress so devoted to her art as
to be capable of great self -sacrihce?"N
Sure she is answered the manager.
There's scarcely any chance she wouldn't
take for the sake OF an advertisement."--
Washington Star.
Miss Thumper-That old gentleman
cried when | played the nocturne. He
said II reminded him of his past life. is
he a great player?
Mr.. Chumper--No. he used to be
piano tuner.-Cleveland Leader
What is it the poet said was sorrows
"I don't know. sMaybe be meant the
aching crown YOU have the morning act q
you try to drown your sorrow."-Catholic
Standard and Times.
And you will not reproach me for not
being Of noble llneage?" said the senu-
mental heiress.
Certainly not" answered Count Fu-
cash. 81 prefer YOU so. Peonle of nohif
lineage are nowadays seldom distinguished
by the pccuniarv plenitude which your
father enjoys. "-Washingto Star,
Daughter-What Mother. do you mean
to say that ! must marry that horrid Mr..
Jones? ! hate him; l detest him; I de-
spise him,
Mother-But, my dear you can tell him
all that after you are Observation-Disclosures
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

The nervous young man backed into the
nearest chair. The fair girl glared at him.
You're a bird" she cried, sarcastically.
"Why-er- what?" he gasped.
You're on my hat"' she fairly shrieke6.
Philadelphia Press. 49,.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04
nouND AMOUR NEW YonK.
some of the Events OF the Day In the
Huay Metropolis.

some of the Events Of the Day In the
Busy Metropolis.
Not since a tattered tramp was discov-
cred sleeping in the golden AFtor bed, sew
eral years ago. has the fraternity been
so thoroughly wrought up as when three
members Of the brotherhood were hailed
to Jefferson Market police court simply
because they took up residence in four
story brown-stone front adjoining the fash
ionable Hotel Gregorisn, in West Thirty
fifth street, and only a few doors from
Fifth avenue.
without the formality OF pushing the
brass door button. the policemen entered.
| In the immense drawing room. decorated
! after the picturesque fashions Of centuries
! ago. sat three Of the frowsiest looking
| tramps ever seen north OF Chatham
square. on an improvised table was
| spread a banquet consisting OF cheese,
pickles. llverwurst and other delcatessen
| commodities. In the center was a huge
| scuttle Of beer, capped by a flowing white
collar. which protruded fully an inch above
| the rim.
The diners were apparently oblivious of
| the presence Of the invaders, for one Of
the policemen said he never saw men act
with such sang fraud"
| "Ah visitors" calmly remarked one of
the trio. Didn't you pass James at the
| door,"
"Besstly humid" chimed in the second.
looking peevishly at the intruders.
| When informed that they were under
arrest, the third meeky said
And such intolerabiy inclement weather
TO remain behind doors"
| The police searched the house and found
that the trio had evidently intended to
| oNa.-
borhood They had arranged sleeping
places and on a rear porch festooned with
vines they had placed boxes, where they
sat in the evening and listened TO the soft
music that was waited from the dining
room of the Gregorian.
One Of the men, whose face proved con-
clusively that he had not been caught in a
ratnstorm recently, told the policemen that
he was William Hines Of Buffalo. Asked
! at the station where his place of abode
was he replied:
Just mark It down transient. please"
John Foster of Canajoharie simply
stroked his long, flowing beard when
asked his address, pulled of a well worn
hat. and, pointing to its inside. smilingly
said: you'll find II in there"
Joseph Flanagan described himself as a
visitor from Omaha, Neb.
How long do you intend remaining in
the city," the sergeant queried face
| tiously."
Much depends upon the hospitality OF
the magistrate" was the rejoinder.
When the men were taken from the
house many of the fashionable guests OF
the Gregorian watched the cortege move
away.
ITS humiliating." sighed Flanagan.
Tr1nV NoIrn - WI.
street station TO the police court in a pa
tTol wagon
Il sincerely trust" said Foster as the
vehicle moved away. they won't hear OF
this at the club"
The house at No. 46 West Thirty-fftr
street is now closed. The agent had new
locks put on the doors.
Miss Flora Scheer the 1s-year-old daugh
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Confidence men who play upon persons
about TO sail for Europe have adopted
new method which detectives term the
sick friend" game. Three men were ar
rested on the Anchor Line pier one day
last week. The method is for one OF the
confederates TO make the acquaintance OF
a passenger about to sail. He tells the lat
ter about a friend who is i'll, and whom he
has accompanied TO the steamship and how
worried he feels that his friend may not be
looked after on the voyage. The real pas
senger usually promises to take supervision
of the friends welfare upon himself and
the confidence man takes the passenger
ashore for a drink. There they meet a So
called doctor who demands the fees for the
treatment Of the patient The confidence
man is short about 800 which he borrows
from the passenger and then disappears.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

rs that actress so devoted to her art as
TO be capable of great self acrifce?"
Sure she is answered the manager
There's scarcely any chance she wouldn't
take for the sake of an advertisement. -
Washington Star
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Miss Thumper-That old gentleman
cried when | played the nocturne. He
said IT reminded him of his past life. is
he a great player?
Mr.. Chumper--No. he used to be
piano tuner.-Cleveland Leader
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

'What is IT the poet said was sorrows
crown Of sorrow% -
"T don't know. sMaybe be meant the
aching crown YOU have the morning dft.
you try to drown your sorrow."-Catholic
Standard and Times
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Miss Flora Scheer, the 1s-year-old daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. William Scheer of 619
Marcy avenue, Brooklyn, who are spending
the summer at their handsome cottage in
ArVerne, is receiving the congratulations of
friends on her daring rescue of a man on
Sunday. The facts of the brave deed of
Miss Scheer only became known yesterday
and when asked relative to the matter, she
said she did not desire any notoriety 1t
seems that Miss Scheer was enjoying her
daily bath in the ocean at the foot of Cedar
avenue at noon on Sunday, and when she
heard cries for help coming from a man far
out in the tumbling surf she did not go INTO
Mysteries, but plunged into the pillows and
swan to where the man was struggling to
keep afioat. She reached him just in time
and kept him ahoat until George Schappert
the life guard stationed at that point, came
and brought the man to shore, where he
was soon revived. The man said his name
was John Bretzfelder, and that he had been
carried out into deep water by the strong
undertow.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Knowledge is power, remarked the quo
tation dispenser.
That being the case" reioined the man
who has an occasional original thought,
81 suppose horse sense is horse power. -
Columbus Dispatch.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Sensitive Golfer Cwho has foozled)-Did
you laugh at me, boy?
Caddie-No, sir; was laughin' at nnither
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

Daughter-What, Mother. do you mean
to say that ! must marry that horrid Mr..
Jones? / hate him; l detest him; I de-
spise him,
Mother-But my dear. you can tell him
all that after you are married.-FilegendN
Rlaetter.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

man.
Sensitive Golfer-And what's funny about
him?
Caddie-He plays govt awful like you.
sir.-Punch.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04

And you will not reproach me for not
being Of noble llneage?" said the senu-
mental heiress
"Certainlv not" ansMered Count Fm-
Omaha daily bee., 1906-08-04
TIE OMAHA DAILY BEE,
E. RosEwArER. EDITOR

Entered at Omaha Postomce as second
class matter.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-08-25
Candidate Does His Best.

AT the general election candidate
was unexpectedly asked to what reIie-
ious denomination he belonged. There was
no opportunity to prompt him, SO the
candidate had to do the best he could
on his own.
"Well," said the candidate, "yon ask
me an honest question and I win give
you straightforward answer Ms
grandmother was Scotchwoman !
rigid Presbyterian" A pereeptible chill
promptly fell over the company. any
grandfather was English and naturally
an Episcopalian,' he added quickly. 4
frown appeared on the forehead cf the
chill. My father believed IN INNER.
sions and was good Baptist he con.
tinued. looking anxiouslv for the yer
dict, to see in shaking heads that no
had not struck it yet. 1t was GROWING
desperate. He squared his shoulders
and went ON solemnly; "My dear Nd
mother, whom loved and honored with
my whole soul, was Methodist n.
stantly every face was adorned with :
lnminant smile, and in burst Of enthn.
siasm he concluded; And, gentlemen
| followed the prccepts Of my dear oIa
mother. ! am Methodist and / den't
care who knows ittn
The candidate was elected. Tit Bits
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-08-25


The barns owned by the E. r. Ellis
company on the so-oalled L. II. Abbott
farm on Christian hill were totally con.
sumed by fire the afternoon Of Aug.
10Th.
The premises were occupied BY VIII.
lam Bishop. William Weeks, boy
seventeen years Of age, boards in the
family Of Mr.. Bishop. Mr.. and Mrs.
Bishop were absent in Sharon and the
cnly persons at home were Miss Bishop,
her friend, Mrs. B. II. Benedict and the
Weeks boy The boy was around the
buildings after dinner. About twenty
minutes after three, Miss Bishop, who
Was at the house, heard d cracking
noise and looking towards the barns dis
covered them afire. She at once went %
the barn and tried 10 remove horse
belonging to Vergil Coddington. She
unfsstened the horse but was not able to
get him out of the barn. The Weeks
boy was standing aronnd all this time
but offered no assistance, though be
was but few feet from the barn
Young Weeks was afterwards asked
IF he set the fire and at first answered
he did, and showed how hs did it, but
later denied it.. His father Is driller at
the Ellis quarry and came to Bethel the
pnst summer from Barre. II seems
that before he came to Bethel there was
u fire at Barre with suspicious cireum'
stances pointing towards this boy.
The town authorities Of Bethel con-
sidered the matter enough importance %
demand the restraint Of the boy, and
on the certificate Of Drs, r NJ. Chase and
70 Y. Greene the father took his son 70
the Waterbury asylum Saturday and the
selectmen have instituted proceedings
to throw the support upon the state, as
the father is not able to bear the burden.
The only insurance carried was that q
the Ellis Granite company Of Stse %
the barns in the Vermont Mutual
through the agency OF Guy Wilson. Inc
Ellis company had Just filed the barns
with hay and stored considerable other
property therein and estimate their loss
At $3.50. Mr.. Bishop lost about SPY
worth Of tools and produce and MI
Coddington horse cart and harness ang
Willis Davis had small Toes. Beths
correspondence OF Randolph Herald.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-08-25
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

Consuelo Bailey. a newcomer to the
stage win be leading woman In an
eastern melodrama this fall.
Irving s. Finn, a singer and com
poser, who Just closed successful
season with Klaw Il Changers Ben.
Hurp company, has been engaged for
opera work for next season.
Frank r. Hatch, who for a number
OF seasons has been William A. Bra
dy's general stage manager has been
engaged in thar capacity By the Shr-
berts for the nonmusicaI productions
Henry B. Harris has decided on Sept.
16 and Hartford. Conn, as the time
and place for the initial production of
Charles Kleln's new play, The Daugh.
tiers OF Men, On Sept "a it will begin
an engagement at the Colonial theatcr
In Boston
The new Aston theater In New York
win be opened Aug. 30 by Wagenhals
& Kemper. William Grenoble. the au.
thority on Grecian architecture, was
brought from London to make final
suggestions on decorations. The house
viii be opened by Miss Annie Russell
Arnold DAILY has secured the Amerl.
can rights of Cosmo Hamilton's new
one act play, @Gran'fatber Coquesne."
The scene Is laid ON the banks Of the
Meusc during the Franco Prussian
war. Grandfather Coquesne. cobbler,
was once sergeant In Napoleon's
guard.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-08-25
THE "IABoRER's GOVERNMENT ("
Important Reforms Already Accomplish
ed by the Labor Party in Australia.

In the September instalment of Sol.
diers Of the Common Good Ia Every
body's, Charles Edward Russell thus
sums up the achievements Of the Aus
tralian Labor party;
Indeed, the sum total 0f the sTeyolut
tionaryy radical and socislistie laws
passed by the Labor party, directly 81
BY bargaining with the Deakin Or othei
ministries, indicates an exceedingly gen
tie order of revolution. II has done
much in New South Wales and else
where To mitigate the great estate evil
by enacting graduated land taxes; Il
has passed humane and reasonble laWs
regulating employers liability for az
eidents to worktnen and laws greatly
lettering the hard conditions OF labor
IN mines and factories. n has passed
d law to exclude trusts from Australian
soil. II has stood for equal rights foi
men and women HI New South Wales
its has enormously Battered condition.
for toilers by regulating hours Of EN-
ployment even in department and Other
stores and BY instituting weekly half
holiday the year around fox everybody
II has tried 10 abolish strikes with d
defective arbitration and Cancellation act
10 guard Australia against the SOLDERING
terrors Of the race problem that con
fronts America, it has succeeded in keep,
ing out eolored aliens. 1t has agitatet
for Henry George land tax and fol
the national ownership Of public services
and obvious nonopoliesN
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-08-25
Yesterday,s American League seorss.
ENGLISH ETcHlNGs.

There are seventy-seven distinct dia.
lects spoken in England
A constable who arrested four men
on a country road In England the other
day for gambling told the magistrate
the men played cards as they walked
along, stopping TO deal.
The will OF John Crowle, well
known merchant Of London. gives ST.
100000 for the promotion of temper
ance in England under the direction
of the Wesleyan Methodist confer
ence.
A woman at Keighley. England, sum
moned for not sending her boy to
school, explained to the bench that
when she attempted to chastise him for
not going he threatened to report her
to the cruelty inspector
The education committees OF the Lon
don county council has been revising
the list of prize books given to pupils.
Among the books struck out as mot
quite suitable for children to read
are Vanity Fair" "Dombey and SON.
"Pendennisp and Great Expecta.
lions"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-08-25
Magnificent. But Il Isn't Lager.

To many people the best thing about
summer Is that. ike cricket, it pro.
vides an excellent excuse for long
drink. Their satisfaction i probably
nitigated to d certain extent by the
fact that hot weather does not 70 weIl
with the consumption Of alcohol; but
nowadays there are a great many TEN.
perance drinks which may be approached
with good results. A contemporary
speaks with genuine feeling Of a certain
non alcoholic lager. Cest MAGNITUDE
as the French general said Of the charge
at Balaklaya. mais &c nest ps lager So
well il it selling that I'D a bottle is
all that the benevolent vender demands
for ii. We hear good reports also u
ginger ale, which undoubtedly goes down
with great ease and pieasantness. Even
now, however. we doubt whether the
really perfect summer drink has been
invented Sometimes, in a sort Of yis-
ion. we get q dim idea Of the sort Of
drink to which we refer, but we have
never come ACROSS il in real life. IL
ii inexpensive. That IS one oil It's great
charms. II has something Of the deli
cate flavor Of barley water. combined
with the ROBUSTNESS Of shandygaff. There
is a suggestion of champagne, suspi.
cion Of claret, soupcon Of creme De
menthe, and perhaps 4 mere shadow Of
lime juice. 1t i good for one. Indeed,
curiously enough. the more one takes,
the better one feels. Some day We hope
to meet this beverage AT present il is
merely, as We say, a vision. London
Globe
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-08-25
$4,000 Mysteriously Stolen
in Russia - Highwaymen
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
Bandits Hold Up Railroads--Troops al
Odessa Mutiny and Promise Not
to Fire on the Revolutionists
There.

S. Petersburg, Aug, ga sum Of
money approaching $4,000, three-quar-
ters of which belonged to the state, has
mysteriously disappeared while in tran.
SIT from Eriyan to st. Petersburg Pack
ages which were addressed to the Inn
perial Bank were opened here and found
to b. filled with lead, but experts dc-
clare that the seals had been tempered
with.
The weight Of the packages cores
ponded exactly with the figures accom-
panying them, leading to the suspicion
THAT the substitution may have been
made before they left Erivan.
Reports Of holdups and robheries came
from many parts Of the empire yester-
day
IN the crowded waiting room OF the
railroad station at Smiela, i'll the Cher
kassy district of this province, five men,
armed wish reyolvers, attacked the sta.
ton master Yesterday. During the dis
turbance three bombs were exploded and
not fatally. The brigands got off with
$3.50
All Litoxsky the cashier Of the police
department was surrounded by men,
who threw tobacco in his eyes and rob
bei him Of $500
The mail coach from Yalta to SIM
feropol vas held up. One man was
killed and two were wounded, but the
wonld-be robbers We're beaten off,
The superintendent 81 factory AZ
Ivanoyoyonesensk belonging to NJ Ss
hunisky, member OF the Council Of the
Empire was waylaid and robbed Of S.
600.
A band Of revoiutionists Thursday
night attacked the railroad station at
0twOck, near Warsaw, shot and killed
an employee and escaped with 800.
During the night the troops arrested
eleven suspects. but yesterday morning
when the train cSrrying the prisoners
approached Warsaw fifty men armed
with revolvefs stopped III Ten soldiers
who we're guarding the prisoners fred
on the highwaymen, killing one, wound
ling one, and arrested another. The
Others fed to neighboring forest.
Oiessa, Aug. 25. The Eleventh and
Twelfth Sapper Battalions encamped al
the Summer Camp, Morzoyka. near Odes-
"a, mutinied Thursday night They as.
sembled at political meeting, singing
the Marseillaise, and passed rcsolu-
ton not to fire on the revolutionists j
called upon Officers Of the battalion:
who tried to break up the meeting wer,
beaten BIZ the soldiers