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The Question.

''If I were to ask you a question. What would your answer ber I said one day to lassie gay. II really don't know," said she. Tt depends on the kind of question" "'Tis a secret" replied. 'Concerning us two, but chiefly you" And I looked in her eyes and sighed. eff were to ask you that question. What would your answer be-" She smiled. '1 guess it would be
 'Yes'"
 And she archly looked at me. T thought was not mistaken" Said l. "my lady fair. "I guessed twas so. What I wanted
 to know
 Was this: Do you dye your hairF'
 New York Press
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Not Incompatible.

T hope you will excuse my appear ance,' said the father of an exceeding ly obstreperous family as he descended from the nursery to greet his friend, but, to tell the truth, the children and I have been having some hot times up- stairs"
 T should have judged from the sounds that floated down" replied the visitor, that it w;ls more of a whaling expedition '-Baltimore American.
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"Ha, hal" laughed her husband. ''that will be fine sport How I should like to see them reading all the rub hish you have written in it! Whats the good of going back? 'Yo1'Ii never get it."
 "Oh, I remember now!" suddenly cried Mrs. Midgen. "It is ny old
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ATLAST.

Mrs. Biggun: 'I notice that you have at last got acquainted with your rextdoor neighbor, who has lived alongside of you for the past ten years"
 Mrs.mn,Avno: "Yes; we were intro duced to each other at the pyramids of Egypt, and I found her a delightful companion. We became very inti mate."-AnsWers.
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. i. l. I. l. + ]. .4 x + x ~ .S SOCIETY NOTES !
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Society.CaI aIendar.

S'Ssy SH'S''N0''
 Tuesday, January 2-Elks theater, The Fortune Teller" r Mrs. N. B. Trulock will entertain ! Iarried Ladies Whist club.
 Wednesday, January 3-Hawthorne ;ook club meets with Mrs. $. M. Fay )r. M \ Elks theater, moving pictures. Thursday, January 4-Elks theater, 'aul Gilmore, in Captain Debon- \ Iaire.''
 Reception by Mrs. J. F, Simmons F}rnd Mrs. P F. Crutcher. friday, January 5-Fortnightly club lfll be entertained complimentary by Prs. I. P. Shelby.
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Heinz-Gracie.

Invitations have been received in inc Bluff to the wedding of Miss Ma ie Helen Heinz of Little Rock, and Ir. John Pierce Oracle, which will ,ccur at St. Andrews cathedral
 :, Little Rock January 16. The bride Ia daughter of MT. and Mrs. Joseph :. Heinz, an old and prominent family nd the groom is tue we'll known and popular son of Col John NJ. Oracle, The bride and groom will be at hone 0 their friends after March 1 at Rob
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Avery Short Time.

Mrs. McCall-They haven't been keep ing house very long, have they?
 Mrs. Hiram Offen-Gracious, no. Why, she can recall the names of all the servant girls they have had.-Bal- timore News.
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DISSOLUTION NOTICE.

After January 1 john Foti will in nowise be connected with his pres ent saloon business at Third and State street, having sold his interest to his partners. (6D
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Thoughtful of Him.

Anxious Mother-What did you do with the medicine the doctor left for you, dear?
 Tommy-A poor little sick boy around the corner didn't have any, so gave 1t to him.-Brooklyn Life.
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Feather BedS.

Feather beds are most unhealthy The body sinks down into them. This prevents the escape of precipitation and makes ventilation difficult. They are heating and in case of illness make the duties of nurse most difficult If used they should be shaken every day. and occasionally the feathers should b. cleaned.
 Cautious Man.
 Wife c a. m.)-John, are you awake?
 Husband-Yes.
 Wife-I think I hear burglar prowl- ing about downstairs.
 Husband-I thought I heard some one. Suppose you go down and see what he wants.
 Wife-But why don't you go?
 Husband-Oh, I think it would be safer for you to go, my dear. Even a burglar isn't at all likely to strike a woman.-Chicago News.
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Entertained Sunday.

MT. and Mrs w E. Mullikin enter l,ained a number of their friends at eheir home at Twelfth and Main Sun-
 say. A royal dinner was feature of tie Entertainment, while music was furnished by Misses Usrey and Nettie
 Mullillin. Those present were MT. and Mrs. Jchn Ezell, MT. and Mrs. J. C.. Lessell Misses Ugen Usrey, Ten nessee; Emma Ezell, Nett:e Werllng,
 Lola B. Ezell Messrs. w. H. Nc Bryde Clarksville, Tex; M. s. Win ters. Bryan Texas: E. P. Ladd, Mr. 0arretson, joe Clement, s. Winters, E. L. Vail, W. w. Whiting, and J. w.. (!ray.
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oA8To7IA. Bears the n1ha Kind You Have Always Bought ''s:;:''' s'':; ;: ''' &sMfz2zzzzT:: C:

Woman is publicity's real patron saint. To her particular shrine the modern advertiser brings his offer irgs, and for her sweet sake columns their own monuments in the hearts of the people.-Success Magazine.
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New Year Ball.

The New Year ball of Cotton Belt ledge. No. 51, I. A. of M., at the Bluff City hall Monday night was largely attended. and will be remembered as one of the prominent social events of
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Evidence.

Briggs-Do you mean to say that you slept outdoors all winter? Aren't you cold?
 Griggs-Cold! Why, when the doctor took out my appendix the other day 1t was chapped.-Life.
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In Honor Henry Speers.


 8An event of much interest to so- Gtety's fashionable set was the ger nan given Monday night by MT. and Yrs. w. H. Langford in honor of Mir. Henry Speers.
 MThe house is one of the most beau
 ful in the south, resting on beauti- lily terraced lawn, f1naked by grand "a oaks; it is an ideal place round Which only pleasant memories cluster IS tapestried halls and large lofty lboms, with their polished floors GOV Fred with oriental rugs are worthy of an artists brush. The ball room, or (he third floor, with it's individual overhead system of lights is one of 1he most attractive spots in the home k would have destLyed the inimit-
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A New Year Dinner.

Saturday MT. and Mrs. w. D. Hearn Entertained the employees of the
 Fink of Pine Bluff with New Year l1inner. Their beautiful home on S0nth Main street was artistically and l,blato ,b}lTatofuselv decorated with ferns, palms Ynd evergreens. The dining parlor
 Ss a scene of beauty. The dinner VINs an elaborate affair, and was serv- &d in courses. The guests presen! ygere MT. and Mrs. w. D. Hearn, MT d@nd Mrs. c. w. Pettigrew, Messrs. w. G Hudson, N. D. Webb, w. l.. Mat. fhews, H. c. Kilgore, and T. c. Crom:
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Good Time For Will.

Good Time For Will. Patience-Will proposed last night. Patrice-I expected as much. "Why so?"
 "There was a bargain sale in engage ment rings advertised yesterday."- Yonkers Statesman.
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Watch Party.

MT. and Mrs. J. M Hughes enter- tafned number of their friends at their home in the east end Sunday night, who gathered to watch the nAssing out of the old year and the sye4r ninteen hundred and six arrive. A@pleasant time was had by the mer- fS party who trust that the entire rear may be as pleasantly spent as S4he first hour of the year. Those srresent were Miss French, New Lewis Vile: Misses Josie Lehman, May Haxghes, Messrs. Floyd Cowan, Ed Hammonds, Ralph Williams, MT. and Mrs. w. s. Busick, and Mir. and Mrs. M. Hughes.
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To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tab lets. Druggists refund money if 1t fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c. sNSIl
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CARD OF THANKS.

WKe wish to express our sincere thanks and gratitude for the kindness shown us by our relatives and friends in our sad bereavement in the loss of our dear little baby bov Henry Allen. age sixteen months, who died of pneu- monia at Jonesboro, Ark, December 29.
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The Traveier-Are these all the sand wiches you've got to eat?
 The Refreshment Room Attendant-I 'aven't got to eat 'em, bless yer. I've got to try and sell 'em.-Punch.
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0A8ToREA. Bears the sI The Kind You Have Always Bought Signature ss &H2Zzzzm
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MIR. AND MRS. J. G. JONES.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

Jensen, Oscar Rose; Park Valley--E F
Carter, Chas w Goodliffe, Chas Olsen;
Terrsce--Geo w Parsons, Chas Garfield
John Warren.
Hon @ W Lawrence appeared and
asked for an additional appropriation TO
finish graveling road from Central Hotel
north to r r track, upon motion Of Mr.
Hart s75 90 was appropriated.
DR.. E A Rich appeared and asked that
action be taken In the matter Of bcfoul-
ing the waters Of Bear River Canal and
the Malad River.
Upon motion Of Chr. Valentine 5000
was appropriated to finish gravelling
road from depot street west Brigham City
Board adjourned for two weeks.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
LAPSE or AUTHORS. MEMORIES.
Great Men Have Been Unable 10 Ex.
pound Written Thoughts.

There are several anecdotes which
hear out the theory that a competent
and reverent commentator may some.
times expound work Of genius more
effectively than It's writer himself
could do, especially such works as
tend to the allegorical.
When the famous mystic Bohme
was on his deathbed. II 10 related that
some OF his followers came to him
with the request that he would ex.
plain certain more than usually
cryptic passage in his writings. He
puzzled over II to no purpose. my
dear children" he said as he laid the
book feebly aside, when wrote this
I understood It's meaning. and no
doubt the omniscient God did. He
may still remember It. but have for
gotten"
A very similar story Is told Of other
authors--perhaps with as much truth.
klopstock. the German poet, whom
his admirers compared to Milton,
was once questioned at Gottingen as
to the exact meaning Of one Of his
stanzas. He read 1t over once or
twice. and then delivered this judg.
ment: II cannot remember what I
meant when wrote 1t. but do re-
member that II was one OF the finest
things I ever wrote. and you cannot
do better than devote your lives to
the discovery OF Its meaning"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
Wounds. Bruises and Burns.

BY applying an sntiseptic dressing to
wounds, bruises, burns and like injuries
before inflammation sets In, they may be
healed without maturstion and In about
one.third the time required by the old
treatment, This Is the greatest discov-
cry and triumph Of modern surgery.
Chamberlsin's Pain Balm acts on this
same principle.y 1t is an antiseptic and
when applied to such injuries, causes
them to heal very quickly. 1t also allays
the pain and soreness and prevents any
danger of blood poisoning. Keep a bot
Ito Of Pain Balm In your home and Il
will save you time and money, not 10
mention the Inconvenience and suffering
such injuries entail. For sale BY Ritter
Bros. Drug o..
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

Strange as It may SEEM" said q
former colonel OF q national guard
regiment, members of state military
organizations will continue to violate
duty calls. while knowing full we'll
that by 30 doing In certain instances
they render themselves marked men
for life.
THE fact is probably not generally
known among citizens that a dishon.
orably discharged militiaman 10 for.
ever barred from holding public of.
fee. whether this applies to the mu.
nicipality, the commonwealth or the
federal government. / know OF some
cases where men with dishonorabl
discharges have fallen to speedy ruin
upon a full realization of the serious
consequences attaching to conduct
unbecoming a soldier"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
An Awful Cough Cured.

1.-TWO years ago our little girl had a
touch Of pneumonia, which left her with
an awful cough. She had spells Of
just like one with the whoop
ing cough and some thought she would
not get well Ut all We got bottle Of
Chamberlains Cough Remedy, which
acted like charm. She stopped cough.
ing and got stout and fat" writes Mrs.
Ora Bussard, Brubaker, III. This rene.
dy is for sale by Ritter Bros. Drug Co..
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

When the tip of a dogs nose is cold
and moist, that dog is not sick. A fever.
ish dry nose means sickness with a dog.
Aud so with the human lips. Dry,
cracked and colorless lips mean feverish-
ness, aud are as well III appearing. To
have beautiful, pink, velvet-like lips,
apply at bedtime coating of DR.. Shoop' &
Green Salvc. 1t will soften and heal any
skin ailment. Get u free, trial box, at
our store, and he convinced. Large
nickel capped glass jars, 25 cents. All
dealers. 10
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
Preserve Putnar,'s COTTAGE.

The Putnam cottage in Greenwich.
Conn. Is to be dedicated as museum
by Putnam chapter, Daughters OF the
American Revolution. This is a small
house whose legend IL that Israel Put
nam was occupying 1t as his quarters
when surprised by British cavalry, and
he dashed away on his trusty mare
down the precipitous steps Of Puts
HILL" was shot at, but turned ut the
foot of the steps and shouted: III
hang ye to the next tree when ! get
ye." The cottage 10 about 200 years
old.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
Did You Know ~

The whale, the largest animal In the
sea, at its extreme size, is from 20 to
80 times as heavy as tie elephant,
the largest animal on la I. The diff.
ference Is greater than thst between
the load Of the largest ste" ship and
the freight carried by the b ,gest rail-
road train. The elephar in turn, Is
about 200 times as hea~y as the
largest flying bird. and the load Of the
modern railroad train beats the carry.
ing capacity Of the largest airship by
a muck greater ratio-say 5000 times.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
Nothing To Fear.

Mothers need have no besitancy In con-
tinuing TO give Chamberlain Cough
Remedy to their little ones. as 1t contains
absolutely nothing injurious. This rem.
edy Is not only perfectly safe to give
small children, but Is a medicine Of great
worth and merit. 1t has world wide
reputation for its cures Of coughs, colds
and Group and can always be relied up
on. For sale by Ritter Bros Drug Co..
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

Preventics, as the name implies,
prevent all Colds and Grippe when
taken At the sneeze stage" Preventics
are toothsome candy trblets. Prsventics
dissipste all colds quickly, and taken
early. when you first feel that q cold Ia
coming. they check and prevent them.
Prsventics are thoroughly safe for chill
dren, and - efIectusl for adults. Sold
aud recommended In cent and % cent
boxes by all dsslsrs. Mo
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

Think of DR.. Shops Catarrh Cure II
your nose and throat dischsrges--if your
breath is foul or feverish. This snow
white soothing balm contains Oil of Eu.
calyptus. Tbymol, Menthol. etc., incor-
porated into an imported. creamlike,
velvety petroleum.. 1t soothes, heals,
purifes, controls. Call at our store for
free trial box. All dealers. 10
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

Piles quickly and positively cured with
DR.. Shops Magic Ointment. It's made
for Piles alone-and 1t does the work
surely and with satisfaction. Itching,
painful ,protruding or blind piles disappear
like magic by its use. Large, Nickel
Capped glass jars, 80 cents. Sold and
recommended by all dealers. MO
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

Unhappy lot Of America, Composers.
The musician In America 10 doubly
handicapped. He can hear relatively
but little music: and he can have his
own work produced not ct all. We al.
ways have a German sit''1g upon the
safety valve, lest Anne ran steam
should sizzle out and thu Imprisoned
genius, when once let lo' re. prove as
difficult to manage as tho tabled one
OF tho brass bottle In re Arabian
Nights" say this without disre-
spect to the admirably qualified for.
eigners who direct our or -hestras and
operas. most OF our ther ers and the
majority Of our music.--E.ude.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
School for Rlrds.

A bird school Is late novelty.
Now for so cents one may have q
feathered pupil instructed In three
songs.
The idea had It's origin In Philadel.
phia. where an ingenious fancier
taught parrots to talk by aid OF the
phouogrsph: but now birds are taught
popular songs by being shut In a
dark room. where photograph plays
the selected melody over and over
again. Three weeks are required and
but one failure has been recorded in
the six months the school has bssn
open. '~' .H'af'
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

The new Pure Food and Drug Law
will mark 1t on the label Of every Cough
Cure containing Opium, Chloroform, or
any other supplying or poisonous drug
But II passes DR.. Shops Cough Cure as
made for 30 years, entirely free. DR..
shoop all along has bitterly opposed the
use Of all opistes or nogcotics. DR..
Shops Cough Cure 4 ABSOLUTELY safe
even for the youngest bsbs--and it cures.
1t does not simply suppress. Get a safe
and reliable Cough Cure. by simply in.
sisting on having DR.. Shops. Let the
law b. your protection. We eheerfully
-ssoommsnd and sell It. All dealers. MO
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
Hard to Collect.

Ascam-Whatever became OF that
queer patient you were telling me
about last spring? " u
DR.. Price-Price-Oh!, he's got
complaint now that's giving me q
great deal of trouble.
Accumulated? What Is ~.
DR.. Price-Price-Why. complaint
about the amount Of my bill.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

The intense itching characteristic Of
eczema, letter and like skin diseases Is
instantly allayed by applying Chamber.
lsin's Salve and many severe cases have
been permanently cured by It's use. For
sale by Ritter Bros. Drug Co.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27
Saturday, Oct. AZ, 1906
County Commissioners

>oAAsy
Board of County Commissioners met
in regular session Oct. 10th, Mcssrs Hart
and Valentine present.
Nels Anderson, Road supervisor Of
Mantua Precinct appeared and asked for
an appropriation to gravel road in south
part OF Mantua. Upon motion Of Chr.
Valentine s1e5 90 was appropriated to
gravel said road.
Robert Nish road supervisor of Plymouth
district appeared and asked for an
appropriation to remove hill near Malad
river and to gravel roads. The sum Of
$3.50 was upon motion Of Chr. Valentine
appropriated for said purposes.
Walter Green appeared and asked
that q duplicate warrant be issued to him
in lieu of warrant No 1856 which had
been lost.
Christina Jeppson appeared and asked
that on account of recent fire which
destroyed so much Of her property, that
her taxes be RENTED for this year.
The resignation of Geo A Cook AZ road
supervisor of Grouse Greek district was
presented and accepted.
The petition Of Geo A Cook ct al. ask.
ing for the appointment Of VIM G Bell.
ridge ~ road supervisor WAS granted up.
on motion Of Mr. Hart.
Tho petition Of JOS Z Gibbs for An
appropriation Of $500 to gravel road In
Portage was upon motion Of Chr. valen.
tine granted.
The following judges Of election we're
appointed
Poll No 1--Brlgham. Fred Kelly, Nc.
phi Hansen and Jonah Matthias; Poll No
brigham, Oliver Ingram, 8 C Wixom,
Thos H Blackburn; Poll No 3---Brig
VIM L Wight, Mariuus b Olsen. Joseph
N Stohl; Poll No 4--Brigham. Lorenzo
Petersen. John II Bot. Chss d Brown;
Three Mile-Dsvh Morgan, A Young.
John p Roberts; Willard. Poll No IL
Woodland. Alfred G Barker. II Wood.
yatt; Willard, Poll No 2--Mstthew Mad.
sen. Benjamin Harding, Ephraim Wight;
Mantua--N q Jeppson, Ole Olsen. Sr. N
PJeppson; Calls Fort--John G wheatley
Jr. w W Lasiey, Thomas Yates: Dewey.
viile-Willard L Fryer, N B Marble. II
8 Burbank; Collinston--J II Standing.
Oliver Wood, NJ Saunders; Beaver
Dam-Ephraim Hansen, G Elmer. JOS
II Watkins; Malad--C G Adney, II W
Zenor. q W Lawrence; Bear River--Al.
bert Holmgrea, Alfred Jensen, Hyrum
Hansen; Msnila-A l. Fishburu, Jim Hall
Peter Mortcnsen; Sunset-W X VanFleet
James Jensen, Ursel Rose; Riverside
George Nye, E 7 Cspener, J W Larsen;
Fielding-Frank J Walker. l. W Stand.
ing, Dan earn; Plymouth--Thos j Nish
Anes L Udy, L II Rudd Portage r c
Harris, Isaac W Allen. James John;
Rswlins-Wm NJ Miller. Louis II Getz
John T Compton; Curlew-warpen Hick.
man, Levi Petersen, II Garbanetts:
Clear Creeks z Baker, Luther Kemp.
ton, o d McIntire; Junction--E Mont.
gomery, Alex Anderson, 7 II Blackburn.
Jr; Grouse Creek-Joseph Barlow Phillip
Paskett, r L Wsrburton; Promontory--
Chas Card, George House. Thomas Whit.
taker; Kelton--Joseph T Baker. Nels
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

BY Q secret method q London firm
10 able to make hollow lead soldiers
This greatly reduces the cost Of pro
duction. and the trade In these toys,
which once belonged almost exclusive
ly to Germany, is now rapidly increas
ing In England The weight OF the
hollow soldier is one-third Of tho solid.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

No Abbreviated Bliss.
He-How do you like to see it--kist
or kissed?
She--l like the latter best. You
can't make 1t too extended for me-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-27

= O. S l.. TIME TABLE
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-01-30

NEW YORK, Jan. so.-Wireless tele'
graphy has again been used by the
practical joker, The matter Is brought
up in a report which was made on Jan
uary ! at Brmerhayen. Germany, by
Captain X. Nierich Of the North German
I.loyd's steamship Bremen. The captain
SAYS that on his outward journey to
New York on December 10 at 4;3o
o'elcck in the afternoon the wireless
telegraph operator of the Bremen re-
ported to him that he could distinctly
hear the calling signal tpl OF the Nan
tueket Lightship. The Bremen was
then G20 miles from the lightship and
Captain Nierieh suggested that the
operator inquire whether the lightship
was really calling, To his surprise he
got an answer. 1t ran:
Nantucket Lightship. Congratulate
such a long distance has been over
bridged. Weather clear, variable winds
and a smooth sea-
On Monday, however, the Bremen
heard that the Nantucket had gone
down in the terrific storm the week be-
fore. on December nth, and that sine'
then no lightship had been In service
II was clear that the captain had beer
hoaxed.
There is talk Of carrying the matte
to the courts, since, J, Is pointed Out
practical joke giving misleading de
tails as TO the weather, etc. night lea'
TO disaster. The ethics aud the Law
OF wireless telegraphy have yet TO b
determined.