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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10

Ihey were a vain. SeIf-laUdatOry lot
and all Of them had that craving for
the center Of the stage and the hot
glare of the spotlight which is still 10
be found in isolated cases.
After all is said and done, can we
blame them2 RamCSes wanted 70 be
remembered and talked about and he
laid his plans accordingly. He carved
the record Of his long and successful
reign on the Unyielding granite and dis
tTibuted his pictures with the careful
prOdigality Of a fOOtlight favorite What
has been the TesUlt2 His name is Il
household joke all over the world. Peo-
pie who never heard of Professor Har-
~ ThuTstOn Peck or Marie COrellf or
the present Khedive Of Egypt know all
about Rameses tho Great. although no
two of them pronounce ii the same.
According to Egyptian usage, the hard
pedal is used on the first syllable
Ram" Perhaps you have heard the
song, In the Days of Old Rameses."
That story had paresis. Are you On2
Are you On2 Are you On2 TINS is pO-
etc license. There is TO word in the
English language that will rhyme with
Rameses. If I wanted u write an
Egyptian poem 1 should select Nut"
as a title
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10
NELL MARK HATTIE

tWenty-fifth dynasty. He built an ad-
ditiOn to the temple Of Karnak and
had his name marked on one of the col
umns. A hundred years later a mon
arch who rejoiced in the name of Psam-
metik had his name put in just above
that Of TahaTka. thereby reducing the
original builder to the subordinate pO-
sitiOn Of an also ran"
At Karnak there is a temple dedi-
Gated to the god Nut can you imagine
a bright and civilized population fall
ing down to worship a god with a name
like that In the court of the temple
Of Nut are several seated figures OF
the Ii0n-headed goddess which were
placed there by AmenopShis Second. On
several Of these figures ShcshOnk First
has substituted his own name for that
of AmenOpShiS. What could you eX-
pect from one by the name of Shes
honk?
A hundred instances could be cited TO
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10
IN ALABAMA.
lPhiladelphia Ledger)

Philadelphia LedgeTO
a story is told of an old negro in Ala
bama who was the owner of a very small.
ancient and mOth-eateu mule but OF
which his owner was inOrdinately proud.
One day Uncle Nose was observed lead
ing this animal along the road with two
large sacks Of corn upon its back.
Say. Uncle Nose. that is too heavy
load for that little rUnt,' some one re-
marked.
Uncle Nose bristIed with indignation.
"HarcOme yO' call dis hayh mule er
runt2" he demanded. ''YO' don know
how much dis mule kin tote. Why dis
mule could tote dis whole world"
''Oh, say. Uncle Nose. I thought YOU
were "A church member The whole
world?"
''Yassar. de whole world
well, you will have TO prove that to
us
Uncle Nose promptly removed the corn
from the mules back. grabbed him by
two legs and threw him on his back be
tween two posts He then tied a rope
from one post to the other. the rope
crossing the animals body. The mule
brayed and waved his feet in the air.
Oar. now. Uncle Nose exclaimed
Oar now Yo' des glib him sumfin ter
walk on, an he'll des tote dis world right
off
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10

Taken by themselves as mere mOul-
dering chunks Of antiquity that have
been preserved to US because they hap
pened to be dropped down into a dry
climate, the fragmentary remains of
old Egypt are not very inspiring They
are big, but seldom beautiful. As rec
Ords proving that Observation-Disclosures
toned, unreliable humanity, with its
fears, jealousies, hatreds and aching
ambitiOns-is just about the same as
Il was 5000 years ago, the temples and
the decorated tombs seem TO bring US
direct and heartfelt messages from our
brethren of the long ago.
For instance, from the beginning Of
time probably the most maddening and
unbearab bic persecution that can be Wis
tied upon a sensitive human being is
10 have some other human being al
ways hald up before NJ. as a shining
moral example
You know the story. The preacher III
the pulpit shouted out: There never
yet was a perfect human being" Then
q woman in the back row stood up and
said: Yes, there was-my husband s
first wife"
Do YOU recall. 0 male reader, now you
writhed in humiliation and laid plans
for assault and battery when the good
little ROllO of your native town was
constantly dangled before your de-
PRAYED soul as the paragon of juvenile
virtues? "ROlIo never smokes Corns1ik, -
"Rouo never puts ticktacks on teach
er's bedroom window ''ROllO never
carries crow dabbers in his Sunday
clothes" 'ROIIO never runs away 10 20
swimming and then comes back with
his ears full OF gravel
No. indeed. ROIlO never showed any
Of the traits that have been the essence
Of boyhOOd since Adam and Eve start
ed the original brood. And do you re-
member how bright and sunshiny that
day seemed when RollO. having grown
TO pale and side-WhiskeTed manhood,
vas arrested for stealing money from
the building and loan association
Mr.. Pineros latest successful play in
London deals with the tOrmenting eXpe-
rieuce Of a young wife who is constant
" reminded Of her failure in household
mana cement as compared with wife No
J. Mr. PinerO might have taken his plat
from the hieroElyphs I'm Egypt. In the
new English. PLAY the wife. driven 10
GesDeratiOn by a CONSTANT recital Of her
Cvu shortcomings. welcomes the chance
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10

Even the modern circus bill is not
more exubeTant and given to joyful by
perbOIe than the Inscriptions and paint
ings OF the Egyptian temples. Take
No. I. for example. This represents
our old friend Rameses the Great in the
act of overcoming his enemies. It was
designed by Rameses himself. Now we
know where Kaiser Wilhelm got all his
tips.
Some warriors are content with over
coming one man at a time, but Rame-
ses is seen holding ten of them by the
hair, getting ready to ClOut them into
inSensiDility. The picture is an artistic
success. but is somewhat shy anatOmi-
Cally. The ten enemies have a total Of
only three legs for the whole crowd
They are better SUPPLIED with arms, the
total being thirteen, OF about one and
One-third to a man. Notice also the
relative size of Rameses end his foes.
There we have the real, unchanging
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10
CHICAGO AESOP.
Chicago News.)

tChlcagO News
farmer who lived by his lonesome
and found the evening rather long and
dreary decided that the notes of a bull
froS would be just the thing to work a
pleasant change. He therefore dug out
pond and was at considerable pains to
hunt up and transport frog about the
size of a smoked ham. Scarce had the
frog began the little German band bust
ness. At first the farmer was pleased
and luled, but when he would have slept
the noise prevented. He stood it for
of bed and visited the pond and began
Here. what's all this about?" demand
ed the frog, as he cut short his musical
programme.
so that / cannot sleep" was the reply.
But you got me here to below. didn' t
yes. but I expected some tenor to be
mixed with the bass. and change of
tune at least once in two hours"
Pm no opera company
e see you are not. and as ] have
made a mistake, and as you are to blame
for it. and as We can never by any pos
sibility agree, why
And the next club killed the frog on
the spot
MoraIs-The man who wants a canary
bird shouldn't take a frog as some
thing just as good
When we make a mistake we should
hold the other fellow responsible.
Had the farmer played on the fiddle
for three or four hours without break
he would have Disguised the frog.
Had the frog been able to throw clubs
he would have killed the farmer.
Had the farmer been a married man
and had a singing wife and squalling
baby to look after he would not have
suffered disappointment
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10
THEIMPoRTANT THING.

(TTansIated for Tales from La Nota
F'inal)
Tell me about Carlos fiance.
We'll. mentally she is charming"
And physically?
''She is worth two millions"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10
WISE GIRL.
CHouston Post.)

And you are refusing to marry him
Just because he drinks beer?'
Yes"
But a great many men drink beer
champagne; 1 am after a champagne
man."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-10
POEMS TO BURN.
cleveland Leader.l

cleveland LEADER
Mr. Poeticus-This poem will set the
world ablaze.
Mrs Poeticus-Well, you'd better prac-
tise with it on the kitchen fire-we er
out of kindling.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Summons.

In the Circuit Court Of the State of Oregon
for Polk County, Department No. >
Nancy c. Brown. Plaintiff, vs. Granville NJ
Brown, Defendant, Summons
10 Granville NJ. Brown, the above named de.
fendant:
In the name OF the State of Oregon You are
hereby required to appear and answer the com.
plant hled against you in the aboveentitled
Court and suit within six weeks from the date
OF the trst publication of this summons to-v-it
On or before the Dist day of April 1906: and If
you tall so to answer, for want thereof the
plaintiff will apply to the Court for decree as
prayed for in the said complaint, to-wit: That
the marriage contract now and heretofore exist
ing between the plaintiff and the defendant be
dissolved and annuIed; and that the plaintiff
may have such other and further relief as TO the
court may seem meet with equity and good
conscience.
This summons, by order Of the Hon. Ed
Coad, Judge OF the County Court of the state of
oregon. for Polk County, made at Chambers at
Dallas, Oregon, on the 9th day of March. lQO6
Is served upon you by publication thereof for
period OF six consecutive and successive weeks
immediately prior to the 2lst day of April. 1000
IN the "Polk County Observer a newspaper of
general circulation, published weekly at Dallas
IN SAID County. The date of the first publiea..
uOn OF this summons is March O. 1905
OSCAR HANTER,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06

REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
OE Norwood and nd to D X Spur
geon, 80 acres, [ S, RS W, S22.
George A Blanchard aud wife to
Jeldena Courier, lots in Falls City,
$3.50.
OIL Carter and wife to P F Bowser,
lots in Dallas, $3.50.
J G Sears ct al to Libbie Tillery,
land in G 5, W, 81.
H R Grant and wife to Susan NJ
Davis, lots in Falls City, Sl60.
F F Jorgensen ct al to P S Hill,
land in 6 S, r W, $220O,
TB Davidson and wife to S D and
Mary Coats, lots in Monmouth, $500.
G E Berry to Z E DeArmond, 17Z75
acres, S, 5 W, $4,000.
] R Currier and wife to G Stoller,
lot in West Salem, $3.50.
w L ellison and wife to Rose Fugitt
lots in Falls City, $l1O.
United States to Lulu NJ Meyers, 100
acres, t 8 S, r Z W, patent
Chas A Gray and F A Erixon to
W NJ Bernard, land in S, 7 3 W,
1920.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Summons.

In the Circuit Court OF the State of Oregon
for the County OF Polk.
Maude Hemphll, Plaintiff, VS. J. NJ. Hemp
hill, Defendant, Summons
To J. Nj. Hemphil, the abOve-named de
fendant
In the name of the State of Oregon you are
hereby required to appear and answer the com
plant of the above named plaintiffin the above
entitled Court, now on file with the Clerk OF
said Court, within six weeks from the 2nd day
of March, 1906. the date of the first publication
of this summons, and you are hereby notified
that if you fail to appear ana answer said com
plaint as hereby required, the plaintiff will ap
ply to the Court for the relief prayed for in said
complaint, to-Wit:
That the bonds of matrmony now existing
between plaintiff and defendant be dissolved
and that plaintiff have the care and custody OF
the minor children, and her costs and disburse-
ments in said suit
This summons is published by the order of
the Honorable Ed f. Coad, Judge of the County
Court ofthe State of Oregon for Polk County,
made at Chambers in Dallas, Oregon, Polk
County, on the 2Sth day Of February, 1906.
The day of the first publication Of summons
is the 2nd day of March, 1906, and of the last
publication thereof the 18th day of April, 1906
J. +. YATES,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Administrators S Sale

Notice is hereby given that bv vir,ro.,..,
OF sale duly made and entered In tbe OrSusi roNNa
Court of the State OF Oregon, for poI III Sv Svull
bearing dates of October 2, 1900 AnSnat SSlul ~
and March g. 1906, in the matter Of ibe os,., ~ w
Nathaniel Holman, deceased tbe nndo..auts Ss'als
John ID. Holman, as administrator Of said a,1s sal
will, on " 'a'u V'aR
SATURDAY, APRIL 7, lse
at the hour of one o'clock, p. M, Of said a. !,
the front door of the County Conrt sDiS HAM,. ua
the City OF Dallas, in said County nrO,sssl rVs@
sell at public auction, on the terms bersnaa.
stated, and to the highest bidder tbareo, bia,ha NJ
following described real property beloNSiTua blT W Y
said estate, to-wit: s's'uS
The North half, and the North hal, ota
South half of Section 90, in Township SouS Slss
Range West of the Willamette Meridlsn X
Polk County, State of Oregon, contsiniUV N
acres of land together with the tenement y
hered1taments and appurtenances tbereuHs
belonging or in any wise appertainine
The said real property will be sold subipa K
confirmation by said County Court, upon A.
following terms: The purchaser will be Fl
quired to pay ten per centum of his bid ior @Is
premises at the time Of SALE and the remaini@
upon the confirmation Of such sale Nv sii
Court and the delivery of the administrator
deed.
Dated this 9Th day of March, 1906
JOHN D. HOLMAN
Administrator OF the estate0
Nathaniel Holman, deceased
Oscar Hayter, Attorney
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Notice for Publication.

TIMBER LAND, ACT JUNE 8, 1873
United States Land Office,
Portland, Oregon,
December 49, 1905.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress of
June 5, 1878, entitled can act for the sale of
timber lands in the States of California, Oregon,
Nevada and Washington Territory" as eytend-
ed to all the Public Land States by act of
August 4, 1872, Nellie Hayes, of Dallas,
county of Polk, State OF Oregon, has
this day filed in this office her sworn statement
No. 6727, for the purchase of the s. W. 4 of sec
ton No. in township No S, range No 7 W.,
and Will offer proof to show that the land sought
is more valuable for its timber or stone than for
agricultural purposes and to establish her claim
TO said land before the Coupty Clerk of Polk
County, Oregon, at his office at Dallas, on Mon
day, the 18th day OF April, 1906
She names as witnesses: Peter Berg, of Dallas,
Oregon; VIM. McHardv, of Dallas, Oregon;
John Mcdonald, of Dallas, Oregon; William
Hayes, of Dallas, OREGON.
Any and all persons claiming adversely
the abovedescIibed lands are requested to file
their claims in this Office on or before said 10th
day of April, 1906
ALGERNON S. DRESSER,
Register.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Is the Moon Inhabited2

Science has proven that the moon has
an atmosphere, which makes lie in
some form possible on THAT satellite ;
but not for human beings, who have II
hard enough time on this earth OF ours !;
especially those VINO don't know that
Electric Bitters cure Headache, Bilious
ness Malaria, Chills and Fever, Jaun-
dice, Dyspepsia, Dizziness, Torpid Liver
Kidney complaints, General Debility
and Female weaknesses. UDequalled
as a general tonic appetizer Tor weak
persons and especially Tor the ageu. 1t
induces soLnd sleep. Fully guaranteed
by Belt Il Chrerrington Druggists. Price
only SOC.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the undersgne
has been duly appointed administrator Of ID
estate of Moses Allen, deceased, by the Count
Court of the State of Oregon, for Polk County
All persons having claims against the al
estate are hereby notified to present the SOM
duly verified, together with the proper voucher
therefor, to the undersigned, at the office Oth
County Clerk of said County, at the Out
Court House III the City Of Dallas, Or at hi
place of business in Willamina, in Yamhl
County, Oregon, within six months from Ih
date of this notice.
Dated and first published March 80, 1906,
PAUL FUNDMAN
Administrator of the estateOi
Moses Allen deceased.
Address: Willamina, Oregon
Oscar Hayter, Attorney.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Grip Quickly Knocked Out.

"Some weeks ago during the seveer
winter weather both my wife and my
self contracted severe colds which
speedily developed into the worst kind
OF grippe with all its miserable symp-
toms, says Mr.. j. 5. Egleston OF Maple
Landing, Iowa. Knees and joints ach-
ing, muscles sore, head stopped up, eyes
and nose running, with alternate spells
OF chllls and lever. We began nsing
Chamberlain Cough Remedy, aiding
the same with double dose OF Cham
bellain's Stomach and Liver Tablets,
and by its liberal use soon completely
knocked out the grip" Sold by Stairin
Drug Co.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Good roads are increasing in mile
A Dandy for Burns.

DR.. Bergin, Pana, I'll. writes: Il have
used Ballard's Snow Liniment; always
recommended it to my friends, as | am
confident there is no better made. 1T
is dandy for burns Those who live
on farms are especially liable to many
accidental cuts, burns, bruises, which
heal rapidly when BalIard's Snow Lini-
ment is applied. 1t should always be
kept in the house for cases OF emergency"
zoe, 60c and $l00. Sold by Stairin
Drug Co.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06

TIMBER LAND, ACT JUNE 5, 1873,
United States Land Office,
Portland, Oregon
harch 26 1906.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act OF Congress OF
June 3. 1878, entitled "An act for the sale Of
timber lands in the States of California. Oregon
Nevada, and Washington Territory" as extend.
ed 10 all the Public Land States by act of August
4, 1892, Joseph c. Allen, of Portland, county o.
MultEomah State of Oregon, has this day filed in
this Office his sworn statement No. 6S4l for the
purchase OF the South one-half of S. W. i oI
Section No. in Township No. South. Range
NO. West, and will offer proof to show that the
land sought is more valuable for its timber OF
stone than for agricultural purposes, and to
establish his claim to said land before the
Register and Receiver at Portland. Oregon,
on Thursday, the list day of June, 1906
He names as witnesses: A. W Fletcher. of
Buell., Oregon; J. McCallister, of Dallas, Ore
gon: Carl Cline OF Portland, Oregon; Jacob
Smith, of Buell., Oregon,
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands are requested to file their
claims IN this office on or before said 2st day
of June, 1906.
ALGERNON S. DRESSER,
Register.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Human Blood Marks.

A tale OF horror was told by marks ol
human blood in the home OF j. w. Will
liams, well known merchant OF Bac,
KY. He writes: Twenty years ago l
had severe hemorrhages OF the lungs,
and was near death when | began TAX
irg DR.. Kings New Discovery. 1t COM
pletely cured me and | have remained
we'll ever since" 1t cures Hemolrhages,
Chronic coughs, Settled Colds, and
Bronchitis, aud is the only known cure
for Weak Lungs. Every bottle guaran-
teed by Belt Il Cherrington Druggists.
SOC and $l.0O Trial bottle free.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Rheumatism Makes Lie Miserable.

A happy home is the most valuable
possession that is within the reach of
mankind, but YOU cannot enjoy its
comforts il you are suffering from rheu-
matism. You throw aside business
cares when you enter your home and
you can be relieved from those rheumatic
pains also by applying Chamberlain's
Pain Balm. One application will give
you relief and its continued use for a
short time will bring about permanent
cure. For sale by Stafrin Drug Co.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
The cold and storm probably did as
much good as harm after all.
Health Is Youth.

Disease and Sickness Bring Old Age.
Herebine taken every morning before
breakfast, will keep you in robust
health, fit you to ward off disease. 1t
cures constipation, biliousness, dyspep-
sia, fever skin, lives and kidney COM
plants. 1t purities the blood and clears
the complexion.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the undersi
has been duly appointed administrator Of the
estate of Ellen Smith, deceased, by the County
Court of the state OF Oregon, for Polk County
estate are hereby notified to present the same
duly verified, together with the proper vouchers
therefor to the undersigned, at the office of the
County Clerk Of said County, at the County
place of business i'll Willamina, in Yamhlll
County, Oregon, within six months from the
uate Of this notice.
Dated and first published April G, 1906.
PAUL FUNDMAN,
Administrator Of the estate of
Ellen smith, deceased.
Address: Willamina, Oregon.
Oscar Hayter, attorney.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Executors Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
have been duly appointed executors of the
estate of Sam uel Coad, deceased, by the County
Court of the State Of Oregon for Polk County.
All persons having claims against the said
estate are hereby notified to present the same,
therefor, to the undersigned, in the City of
Dallas, in said County, WITHIN six months from
the date of this notice
Dated and first published March 2, 1906.
+. J. COAD,
C. q. COAD,
Executors of the estate of
Samuel Coad deceased.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
There'll be lots Of good, big horses
in Oregon in few years.
me Rlchest Mnn In the Morld

The richest man in the world can not
have mis- kidneys replaced or live with.
out them, so it is important not to neg
lect these organs. II Foley's kidney
Cure is taken az the FIRST sign OF danger,
the symptoms will disappear and your
health will be restored, as IL strengthens
sud builds up these organs as nothing
else will. 0sca~ Bowman. Lebanon
Ky. writes: II have usei Fuley's Kid
ney Cure and take great pleasure in
stating it cured me permantly Of kidney
disease, which certainly would have
cost me my life" Belt ( Cherrington.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the undeFsggles
has been duly appointed administrator l,s o. l.s
estate of John Smith, deceased, by tne souag
Court of the State of Oregon, for l'ok yOuali
All persons having claims against ine aa sna
estate are hereby notified to present lne sans
duly verified together with the proper YouG, ]. ",
therefor, to the undersigned, at the once ".
County Clerk of said County. at tne lo9.g H,.,
Court house in the City of Dallas, OF a.! az l Huv S@
of business in Willamina, in Yamhll CoIg9i lss
Oregon, within six months from the date duh
notice. % ,oe
NV 49, PAUL FUNDMA
administrator Of the estate
of John Smith, deceased
Address: Willamina, Oregon
Oscar Hayter, Attorney.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1906-04-06

Mrs. D. w. Smith, Whitney, Texas,
writes April 3, 1902: II have used
Herbine, and find it the best medicine
for constipation and liver troubles. IL
does all you claim for it. | can highly
recommend it." Soc. Sold by Stafrin
Drug Co.