Los Angeles herald., 1906-11-27
Georges Pet

CnATDntaV.
It's millionaires. tnah
Georges Pet
George Fox of the Minneanot,.
Northern is the fond and anxio,Ss
sponsor of particularly large ana
blushing boil, which has blossonad
1orth Just south of his left ear. The
possession of this delightful pet lends
70 ts owner elaboration of move.
,neht ,ii,s, ana gravity of countenance
Wnlch become him very well.-Michi-
gan On. d. Arena.
Hearst paid $256,87O to be defeated
Aud the separate figures and see why.
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1t costs one-third less to live in Bos-
ton than in New York-only YOU don't
live, in Boston.
Inc news that Nine. Anna Gould is
TO wed again makes pertinent the
query; Where is Lillian Russell?
Lawyers say that Thaw is a phv-.
sical wreck. He'll soon be a financial
wreck, too.
Poppy-was her stage career sue
Magnolia-sure; she wed a million
aire.
Hetty Green seems ambitious to be
the Hearstess of America. fighting
trusts and giving away her money.
Probably the government is glad now
that 1t didn't lend San Francisco any
money last April.
That turkey joke on THANKSGIVING is
fowl one.
The Way of the Reporter Is Hard
1t is funny what impediments people
make to newsgatherers. Recently a
stranger arrived in this city known
only to limited number of people. and
when the reporter asked one of them
who he was the question was asked.
HOW curious you people are?" and
no information was secured.
Another case is that of a young ladv
going riding with a young gentleman,
being seen by hundreds of people i'm
his company and yet endeavoring to
not have it mentioned.
We might mention other cases where
we have attended social gatherings.
dug up the names of guests and then
after they were in type were requested
not to publish them.
In q place like this, where news is
scarce, every item counts. and to be
deprived of legitimate matter is very
annoying. The Times has always care
fully avoided the scandal element and
when items which we consider ner-
fectly innocent are turned down we
get tired, very tired, for we can't very
well give the news when the people
won't give it to us.-Sequachee (Tenn.)
Times.
A pew in a New York church sold
for $500 while a stock exchange seat
is worth $65,000. There's no answer.
Palm-It's triplets.
Pine-This is two too much!
Ex-senator Burton is reading the
Bible while in prison. Had he read it
before he might be free now.
Will we now have Cuban Daughters
of the Revolution also?
The only elasticity needed in the
currency is stretch of its buying
powers.
Our tongue sandwiches speak for
themselves. es."-Broadway cafe adver-
tisement.
A New York man imagines he is a
monkey, and quite a number of New
York monkeys imagine they are men.
1t is with something of a shock that
the heading Graft at the Golden Gate"
Is read, until it is recalled which golden
gate is referred to.
Thanks
My thanks ?-Oh. yes. 1 like mince pies,
And pumpkin, too, 1 won't despise.
My thanks?-Sure, turkey does for mine;
With stuffin it is mighty fine.
My thanks ?-Cranberry sauce, as WE'LL
Celery and trimmins, too Do tell!
My thanks? Some sweet potatoes, too,
With nuts and raisins; apples? Few.
My thanks? Well, yes; would express
Them if I'd time but-say, l guess
With all that dinner come to me
My day will be all taken-see?
w. H. C.
SOCIALISM AND PATRIOTISM
Can it be possible that appreciation
of individual achievement and acquisi-
tion has been supplanted so quickly by
determination to enforce a distribu-
fba 1te. Of nj