The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-24
Spring Of importance.

ferhaps lew people realize the i'm
portance Of the little spring which
located six miles south Of Marion
three miles south Of Berry James an
one and one half mile south Of J
Frank Conger's and just beyond III,
widow Turks. This famous spring /
well known TO few people. but vii
wager blg water melon that Col
Roberts >hVg ewes never beheld III,
sparkling liquid that cxuutas ..iAs0pgl
the creviee Of a rock and makes lis
way TO the surface To slake the thirst
Of Bill Yandell.
This spring is the hub around which
the world revolves. and this hub Is not
imaginary as the little boy said to his
teacher in school when she asked him
what was the worlds axis. lie re-
Piled that Il was an imaginary line
drawn through the world like mamma
clothes line. She then ask him II he
could hang clothes on Il and he said
Yes. imaginary clothes.
There is no joke about this being
the huh. Il is the real thing.
The only thing that keeps some folks
alive for eleven months IN the year is
the anticipation Of spending the other
month at this fountain Of youth. A
careful analysis Of this famous water
made by Dr. kilmer. Of Swamp Roo,
fame. shows Il To be H. o. Aquae Fon.
tana. one Of the greatest health giving
formulas known to be contained in any
spring. II you drink plenty Of this
water Il will quench the thirst in from
two to four weeks and n applied eS.
ternally with Grandpa's Soap Il will
remove the dirt in about thirty min.
utes 1.-THE average person.. II boiled
with a liberal supply Of red COW
coffee mAkes a splendid beverage soF
the morning meal II you are camp
INK there you can send Jim Freeman
up to Ms. Turks and get some beans
and cabbage and BY adding two pounds
Of bacon cured by Frank Conger and
two gallons Of this famous water and
boiling for two hours you can have as
hne beans a. can be had In Boston or
as delicious cabbage a. you can get 10 |
Detroit. You can boil eggs in this
water, cook tomatoes. bccts.
onions or anything else that can be
cooked In ordinary water This water
viii freeze at a temperature Of about
len above and make first class ice.
We have neither time nor space 10
,Spatiaie on all the virtues Of this
sonderful water. but suffice {, to say
hat Il will cure anything from an in.
'rowing toe nail to cholera. and II
'ou will ablu,e your feet In this water
nee each day Il will cure eorns and
unions and remove any oderiferous
natter from them. II Jim Henry had
card Of this wonderful spring he
you'd not have taken those sweet peas !
linking they were pills and his wife
'ould have been in a better humor.
Bill fandell comes TO town Saturday !
tier spending week at the springs |
nd he looks a. conventional a. a box J
Quaker Oats. Jim and Rlondike q
'me to town every day. b
IL has been the custom Of some Of
ar best citizens To camp at or near
bout this bubbling materimediea dur.
z the month Of August for a number a
years and this August has been no n
ieeption. Il
IL any Of our people want TO leave b
~ crowded city and HE themselves
'ay Tor a quiet rest At this retreat .
ey can find the way by going on,
'st Wilson Avenue TO Lem Clark's
nd yard, turn to the right and 70 IN
Uncle Joe Crayne's. keep the only "
nd that goes in . sOutherly direction h,
you get to Berry James. then In. L
ire the way TO Wyatt Hunts and he le
n tell you how to get To the widow
Irk's' then you can get a waybin
. remainder Of the way. and some
Cd npe peaches thrown In for your
'uble, hut don't be afraid To eat the OF
aches for you can digest anything an
It you can get into your gastronom. @,
organs from Limburger cheese to al
iesgo sausage provided you will TO
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