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The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

IL is told Of a certain minister that
one Sunday morning be preached his
sermon with the following notice:
eBrethren, | have forgotten my notes
and shall have to trust to Providence,
but this evening will come better pre-
pared."
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

The baby had swallowed two but.
tons a dime and three marbles.
For a moment his optimistic father
seemed a trifie dlsheartened. But pres
emily he regalned his equanlmIty.
at saves me the expense of buying a
rattle for him." he chucked as he dan.
died the infant on his knee.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

''There's Jest two things that break
up most happy homes" observed the
Pohick philosopher.
"Whats themf" inquired the Sque-
dunk ignoramus.
"woman's love for dry goods an
mans love fer wet goods, b'goshr'-
Washington Post.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

Ethel-Ma, | want some water TO
christen my doll Ethers Ma-No,
dear. It is wrong. you know. Ethel
Well. then, / want some wax to wax
mate her. She's old enough now to
have something done to her.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

Fred -. She is anything but hand
some. and she hasn't even got a good
figure. Joe-I'll admit she isn't prize
beauty, but she Is worth a half million
In her own right, and II that isn't
handsome figure then I'm no mathema-
ffoian
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

-Has your husband had any luck
with the racesr
"Yes," answered young Mrs. Turkins.
-He has been feeling III all the week
and couldn't go out to the track
Washington Post.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13
An EaaY way.

Tha A sentimental poet writes. How can
a. i meet my darlingT"
the Ap After some delberation over the
mp the question we have come to the conclu-
achicolsIon that be can meet her by approach
Of true ng her from an opposite direction.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

He-Some one has started the story
hat have a big head. What do you
hink Of ia she-Theres nothing In 1t.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13

Patience is bitter. but its fruits are
Gweet.-Rousseau.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1906-04-13
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
Merely Joking !;

i : IA I
correoe.-weeks; what Is good for
:, o.n,,itnS h,te ~. Slick: Most any sort
Of human flesh, believe, is considerco
good fudge.
3 dltor,ai NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ms y.
,,not5 aa vs that the last two verses OF ms
noerr, may be omitted II you think Z y !
desirnble..n Editor: .I'l do better thah
that. III omit the whole poem. some
willie Journal. n M 35s .j855
Maklna Name. SO she's announcer so-
ciafv pirl going into the theatrical wor!d.
+ a,innose she hopes to make 8 name lot
herseif IN the sta se.' = s. oh. yes but she !,
"a - nnrticuinr. she has looked through
4 ~ number OF novels for good name y, :;
hut shc hasn't found ono to suit her ye'.
-Philadelphia Ledger. 5|#5 81
after Llfe.-"Poor Mrs. wilkins! snc
10 az Young and her welded life has oeen a
s,,ch q bitter appointment N VI ~ = !,
way ~ 5"She married that 8Wen!tny,, !. :,
Wilkins, under the impression ina Nc ~, .l.a :
.hcar disease, "a and the doctor says ny .
nerfectIy well. sentin mel,
The plain here Is one poll.lea,'
With 4 their blunt downright ma tu lI,.,
2nyNlat is that q. ITO use8a whip Wn ..
9tbey wnnt to beat their oppon'e NJ g. - -
baltimore American. I9s II
Ho,ne rles.-Mr. Jawback (savagtc,Illy =; J;
~ wish YOU werc somewhere wnere -. =
never be able to see you again ain: i q :.
Inwbnck (sweetly) Well, az any az,
$it,s nice Of you to wish me ~ heaven
Cleveland Recorder. 5.s If
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

,biity-if the trRlssfiiilated and unab.
,sorbed mass cannot be thrown off, ana
will not take Itself or voluntarily, what
reasonable prospectus there Of n happy
solution OF the racial probletn7
!. Wien, some years ago, Mr.. John Mor-$
ley, the English statesman and author,
was here. he remarked, going back to
his own country, that he considered our
race problem as, on the whole, approach
the insoluble. IA IA r
X Whether no was right or no, 1 can.
not say. Time only Will prove. Means
WHILE az yet concur with him. see
no way Of assltnlatng the African In
his present mass. The race prejudice
seems insurinolintnblc. may he mis-.
taken. You, doubtless have looked Into
any practical method Of solution has
yet Impaired 1t. II you could outline il
to mo should feel myself under much
obligation. It is result greatly to be
desired. 9{if4
That. however. the ten millions OF
Africans In this country can permanently.
hold their present position as an unas-.
simulated and undigested mass In a COM
Tunity OF one hundred millions OF human
beings Of a, more energetic race. I hold
view, aud excluding all humanitarian
and other considerations. extremely Inn.
probable. Moro probably they will be
pushed out Of ono position after another,
and ultimately driven to the wall, what
ever that may mean. i5i
remain, etc. III y
81 Prof. Kelly Miller, s 4
Howard University.
washington, D. c.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
The Recreation Season,

Time was when only tho rich went to
"the springsi" nowadays everybody goes
TO some place OF recreation during the hot
season. IT IL not merely a matter OF
pleasure, 1Afe Is more active and siren
pdus than u used to be- II As business
to take q rest In season, The strain OF
modern existence Is SO great that nature
demands relaxation.
But why not rest Mt home? Because
you cannot YOU need mental relaxation
and freedom Mrom care more than you
need rest for your weary Aeah Al hon,,,
you are too close to the mill. the store or
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

,titude q dictator. He believes In gov
eminent regulation and control Of rail-
roads, coal mines. packing -houses and
various other enterprises carried on BY
private corporations, and he assumes rtl TO
dictate to the Legislative depar tirent the
quality CT legislation to be enacted IN
this direction. President Roosevelt is
honest and conscientious, but that IS
characteristic Of all fanatics, and MI.
Roosevel.,s craze for government control
has wellngh reached the stage of IA
naticism. It Is time for the people to to
call halt on him.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

whether or not ten million blacks can be
assimiated without being absorbed-ti1at
IS. practically made the same as, the
whites with no race conflict. The altertia-
tive, says he, Is to throw the black race
off. Neither, he thinks, IS practicable. u
..r1nder these circumstances" seys he, In
conclusion III we cannot assimilate. Il
to absorb Is undesirable and, In my, opintt
ion, an impossibllity, II the unassiinilated
and unabsorbed mass cannot be thrown
OF and will not take itself OF Voluntarily,
what reasonable prospect is there OF
happy solution Of the racial problem q
1Ihe frankly confesses that he concurs
IN the view once expressed by MI. John 'l1ll5
Morley, OF England, that our race prob
lem approaches as nearly as anything
conceivable to the insoluble.
Mr.. Adains's view Is peculiarly ir1-
teresting, because he Is a man OF North-
ern birth and education. It Is a very
practical view, but, in our opinion, he
makes the "probl en,'' worse than It 49,
The Times.D Dispatch a grees, Of course,
with his premises, but not a alt! ther,
with his conclusions, which are sorn e.
what pesslm,stic OF course, tile negro
race can DO neither absorbed nor assirtt-
lated, In the sense in which Mr.. Adams
employs the term. But that does not
imply that the ''blacs mass mist be
thrown OF The so-called negro prob,
lem is more Imaginative than real, The
IT, Ia
bad negro. Those negroes who are con- on
Quoting themselves as good and indus
trious cltizens have already solved the
problem for themselves. The obligation
upon the whites ig to give the negroes Q
fnir opportunity to educate themselves YES,
ana improve their condition.
II that obligation be honestly dis lis
charged, the results will take care OF
themselves. SIS; 55
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
Our Dictator.

81 The evidence accumula tes that Presi-
dent Roosevelt regards himself as the
supreme ruler OF the United States. He
has undertaken to browbeat Congress-.
and he has come precious near under
taking to browbeat the courts. In yes
lsrday's paper II was recorded that IL
Congress should send n measure to the
President providing for the construction
Sof d sea-lepal canal on the Isthnus of
Panama, he would veto 1t. One of the
4 Preaidsnt's friends introduced an amend
niant to the item In the sunary civil biz
sapproprIating s25.ooo.ooo TO s.onllnue the
CONSTRUCTION OF the Panama Canal, pro-
sIded that no part OF that sum should
be used in the construction OF a sea-
fieyel canals This was done with the APP
sproyal OF the President, and doubtless
az hisAinstigation.
AZ THE President has also given the House
Committee OH Agriculture 10 understand
i that mo measure relating to government
inspection Of the packing houses will he
allowed to become a law, except 1t De IN
entire accordance with his own views.
/ The President has the right Of veto, but 1,
4 Is q usnrpation for him 10 use that power
An advance as a big stick with which to
beat the Legislative branch into submis-
+ sion to his commands. The veto power
!. ~ not By any fair construction Of the
I Constitution to be psed as a threat and
3 a means of intimidation.
PRESIDENT Roosevelt has assumed the at
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
Rhymes. 'or on
Old Faithful

11SHD poet scanned the paper with q
ftown,
~. Not to mention both q nutter and
a pout, &
And exclaimed. as with q c,iss he dung
II down:
'There Is not drafted thing to write
nboutlY
'Eor there're only some murders and
thefts.
z Some prsons and 6 suicides,
8 cashiers defaulted, 2 parties assaulted,
one dozer, OF trite horiicides,
Asterrible fight In tho House,
Two congressman slain In the fray.
one small ultimatum--an that is the bot
The paper reads duly to-day"
Thus the poet ran tho columns through
I In tho quest Of something cute to write
about: {.
In the end he wrote a sonnet to the rain,
Witch was kind OF playing cats anu
dogs without. !.
That's exactly what the paper poets 90 :,
when their inspiration rrns-wel''
rather light: !. !. = =. 7. :.
They have all agreed together that the
best about the wcather-
It Will always stand another little !, w ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

the office, as tho case may be. You need
TO get away from the smell and spell OF
II all. You need new surroundings, new
scenery, a new atmosphere and new faces.
You need to get into tile restful, devll-
nlay-care atmosphere OF the pleasure
resort. You need the green hills, OF the
dinpled lake. or the dancing sea. ! TO
speak plainly, YOU need a season OF ADAM 'Dt
don, and surroundings to suit. 7 ou need
to unhitch the traces, pull off the harness
and the bride, turn yourself loose IN
green pastures and kick UP your heels 1,e 11'.
The Creator poured the sporting blood s
into our veins and He expects y to cir
culate, and he expects US to circulate, TOO %
IN season. s' IS
But whittier away That's the leading
question, ana The Times-Dispatch is help.
Ing you to decide It. Read the Summer
Resort Section to-day and get into the he.
spirit Of IL. II you fall to find sot1,e-
thing to your liking, you're hard to
please 1t Is d great exhibit. It smells ell.
OF salt air ana rhododendron; II sue-
gests ripping rills, trout streams, fisn
stories, noun tain rnnblcs, d,nlity ,t daifl-
ties ana all the fanfnronadc OF Suffering
beach or verdant mountain. The only
dIf1cultyis that the variety makes seleo--.
ton puzzle. It Is q case Of
',IIow charming were either dear char1ti--
( or, s94s. II "A a y
Were 'tother dear charmer away
But that's your affair. The Times Dis DIS
patch has done Its part in supplying the
infinite variety. IN saI i S
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
Mr. AZ dams and the Race Problem.

Il, kAudlllo 0IAS4 IA4~ A>SASS = = ~
Mr.. Charles Francis Adams, OF Mas
sachusetts. whose recent article in the
Century Magazine on the negro problem
was so extensively read and criticised.
has written letter on the Same subject
to Professor Kelly Miller, Of Howard
University. 81 Washington. which The
Times Dispatch is permitted to publish.
Mr.. Adams says that in his paper in the
Century he did not set forth SO clearly
as he might have done the difficulty
In the way OF tho solution of the race
problem as 1t rests In his mind. and IN
this letter has cndeavored to make good
the deficiency. IIo holds that the race
problem can only be successfully up
preached In a peculiarly scientific spirit;
that philanthropy has nothing to do
with It; that the feeling Of common
humanity has nothing to do with It;
that the patronlzlng spirit which
would raise an oppressed race has Moth
| Ing to do with It. On the contrary, It
requires, ms matter OF fact, cold scien-
thc. historical Investigation. and In that
way only Is he disposed to discuss 1t.
Proceeding with the argument, Mr.,
Adams says that the whole principle Of
4 American ,dlvillzatlon land polity has
hitherto depended on ono theory--tho be-
lief that infuslons OF foreign blood could
| be nssm!lated by the American COM
munity and finally absorbed into It, hut
4 we have been able neither to ass!mi-
late nor absorb either the negro or tho
| Indian "A 4:
Saxon race, whether In America or else
where, has shown a genius for enrich
Ing its blood with blood OF other races,
In America we have taken liberal infusions
OF foreign blood, and usually to the adj
vantage OF our own race. but the blood
4 thus infused has been the blood OF
whites. The line Is drawn at the black
i race, Otherwise. the white race would
he destroyed. AS Mr.. Adams mildly
puts IT, II we should undertake to all.
sorb tho black race by what IL known
as iniscegenatlon, the result would be
a bastard and mongrel race. and the
process would be In It's result good neither
for the white nor the black, He adds
that in Jamaica the black has absorbed
+ the white, and the result Is not en-.
couragjng. We should say not, M
He casts aside the question Of absorb.
u tion az being Impossible, and then asks
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
.How3to Cali The Times Dispatch.

II persons wishing to communicate ga Z. WIZ. =,
~. s ,,as. plspa tch by telephone VIII ASK
asnt III Tor ,i4o41,n and on being ansWereo
sro,n Inc ONCE switchboard VIII lndl saw,
enc 8 S, departrn ent or person with whom tney
ftrSnh TO speak A. and 9
#A.F M cali 10 central office direct ,or,
tnA4 sorn : oslno room, 4o42 business o'''oe'
Is64s Tor mailing and press rooms.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
Justice John and the Loafers.

ts0e1SS :. SH1s1 SA1AS = - J.
& Justice Crutohneld Is sendlns the loaf
ers to the, rockpile, and ne is doing DIM
we'll. There Is plenty Of work II R '''a.
rnond ana no excuse for idling. Every
one OF Athe Ioafers should be reck It'1srs
with by the Police Justice. Sc tan nn ms
some mischief stiltsfor Idle hands to do do"
What a pity II is that RichnondS has
no workhouse 4 she must have such tct,3 an
institution. Economy and public morals or
demand It. Il
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17
a. a !. Bit i, O Verse.
Original end Selected,
Da Cornica Man.

BY twecstin' l,ees face an By weenkin'
hoes cye VI @ s;fs sS33S
He maka you laugh teel you thecnk you
wecl die. 45 s5 3s8
He don't gatta say som'theeng; all he 4
Ees n,aka da Taco an, how mocha
you try, 35 T3
I You no can help laugh wen he lookin'
ciacomo Finelli 50 funny Q! NY,
i ,leeg cen dn. tranoh weeth Giacomo wan
5s day; 85f5
Glacomo ees toss UP da spadaful clay.
An. beeg Irish boss he ees gat cen da
Da boss he ees look At eiaeomo an
50 bad as no can, but Giaeomo, 50
sly. ss
He maka pretand he no see he was
a,acomo rinvl,l . funny. .. Ny!
But en- dn boss turn an ees starta 81
for go
sGlacomo look up an he max da face
/ laugh an, laugh l,ka deesa Ho! no!
81 Da boss he com B back an, he poncha
my head, @ .sSfys
He smnsha my nose an he blacka
AZ. my eye ii .si
ssS1 no can help laugh eef ] gonn be
dead. 5#S ,ls }s j y5f 54s
Giacomo Finclll 50 funny. Q 8 Ny!
7. a. DAILY.
5 The Catholic Standard and Times.
NY Hearts in the Highlands
If Highland. that might be
Back within thy borders. free 95 Y. 1.
From the. ceaseless rush Of man IN ilife's
How ny hear. 6, within 4 ne burns na Is.
For thy mountains, valleys, meadows,
stately hemlocks, prophets all, !
Oftjlve heard your pleading call:
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But each sac. pathetic word
Came and vent I,, ns 4 n a. q
was life M
E Now long once more to go
Where the lovely hawthorns blow.
And the rhododendron woes the lily fair;
b Where the sweet arbptus' bloom s.
the e ~ afsA5s rich
and Sra re!
g ttsy Yslsa sls ~ y h Srs s,9esms
OF thee. lovliest land by eye OF mortar
ths os ss sp spii d s's se long
Where thy patient cattle craze In pas
lures green. 5
ii Whe ny See see those lose distant hills
JBathed In glory as at even the run llE de- de-
N Nesn ny of hsp asS' hls 81 a4a' home
In the SHADOW 81 those softly nll,rmur'nE n
WIEN The shsass q sT'x ssd fell Call
Primitive floats upon he stilled ''s
Rs sdf re Ras a sR,afS' bsr ls Sarn !.
Sacred In my heart for one-- cecena Dafes'
When the stars are bright and clear,
& OFT. me thinks unto mine ear z.
Comes the music OF my swee thearts song
5,rh 4, i tRp angels turn from thee.
,ef b ,oss qa HntG haSe pgh.ed sau
endure. y & i3 n
BY those twinklng orbs Of light. &
py az ss's gi eys'S q sY yon s,vsry n,oon
s 81 y e sgoG bs sFsea s e 'ts Is me-
Home OF my baloyed sweotheart-c ecelIa
y 4 HENRI FOR TEsQu1R
So
,There had been a collision bAtween II
.butcher's cart and an automobile, The po-
llceman was taking g notes e es re-,
small boy on the outskirts of the crowd
Nwhyf does the policeman al ways lick ths
end Of his pencil before writing y. ,Te
I suppose answered "Mlnmie, weari,
W as she helped the exquisite child into
the bus. Cleveland Plain Dealer;
is Henry NJ. Beardsley, Mayorreleot ol
Kansas City. who was elected py n nl1Ha
vote from. all nartles, has been .presldenS
OF the M. CA, for seven years
81 a good bit OF charity ls wnsted on sns Al
Fill Islanders that might better Pc eA'
pendod on our next-doo neighbors.
The Montague Mig. Company
Richmond, Va,
HIGH GRADE MILL .Wy,,I nKuK..,Alk
4 Sash, Blinds. Doors Framest wv Z
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

The Divine Sarah sailed for France.
with luggage consisting mainly OF
tolera7bly hard American dollars.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

Aiessrs. Neill and Reynolds might col-
lect from the publishers OF THE Jungle
a neat little bill for advertising.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

.A At this late day. the news that it's
going to be q lock canal Is not likely
to get anybody keyed up.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-17

When S. Bernhard badc, farewell to
America her eyes were filed with tears.
while her purse was filled with plunkH.5