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Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08

Some men are wise, some are othera'
wise, but few are weather wise.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08
Voices From the Past

Aesop was writing his fables.
"If Baron Munchauson or Eli Perkins
had had gumption enough to attach
moral to the stuff they grind out as /
do he said. "they might have become
famous as philosophers and wise men,
instead of being known as the biggest
liars of the ages"
Smiling at the shrewdness and origin
atty of the idea, he tore up an invita-
ton he had received to be one of the
speakers at a banquet of the Ananias
club on the Thursday evening of the
week following, and went on with his
work.
The Wrong Man
"Here is French paper that claims
to have found a similarity between
Caesar Augustus and President Roose-
velt''
"Eh! 1 never knew but one Caesar
Augustus and he was Whitewater"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
In the Dawn of History
"There seems to be something miss
ing, Eve, don't you think?" said Adam.
looking at the primitive ornaments
wherewith his helpmate had adorned
their Initiation.
ST know there is" answered Eve.
"You miss the antiques But how could
we possibly have any?"
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08

"Saints IN Society" is a new book.
It doesn't refer to the 400 society.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08
Turn Backs on socioIoeists

1t was llle same III lne women S
apartments. They fled to the shelter
OF their cells at the opening of the
outer door.
At window, looking wistfully out
through the bars, was a young woman.
She was careful to keep her back
turned as long as the visitors remained.
one who stayed behind a little to chat
with the matrOn saw the face of the
wistful one. 1t was not pleasant.
morphine" said the matron, and that
told the story.
1T doesn't seem so very bad in here"
remarked one of the girl students to
the gentlemanly young fellow that ran
the elevator.
wait till you get in for six months
and you won't think so,'' he replied
blithely.
After the Jail we went to the office
of the Associated Charities in the
court house, where Miss Garter ex-
planned concisely for half an hour the
superiority of organized charity over
the old-fashioned kind that gave for
the sake of feeling benevolent and
helping body that was down. She
told lot about the deadbeats and how
to detect them. Scientific charity was
her theme.
Visit the Soldiers Home
THE Associated Charities is prlmar-
lily society for investigating the cases
that appeal for help" she said. 1--WE
do not wish to be any more than that
but we are obliged to give relief also
THE professional beggars of today
are organized just as our trusts are
organized, and the numbers of dollars
or thousands of dollars that they take
in daily is beyond computation. The
beggars on the streets, the handlers
take in as much as dollar an hour and
their earnings average as high as $40
a day.
1T is to avoid being imposed upon by
the professional pauper and to keep
| from duplicating our charity that we
| have to investigate each case so care
| fully"
The next jump was to the Soldiers
home. From the court house to the
Fourth street station we raced in record
time. 1t was then that Mr.. Bartlett
set the pace that all but killed the rest
of us off before the day was finished.
My strongest memory of the Soldiers
home is of the butter we had for din
ner and the beautiful hospitality OF
Capt. Parsons, quartermaster. The
oleo was the worst l ever tasted, and
the captain was the incest / ever met
IL doesn't seem decent to mention them
in the same paragraph, but they can
| not be separated. lie passed IL TO me
along with the corn beef and cabbage
and the quart bowl of coffee that one
had to lift with both hands. He seemed
to be eating heartily but 1 don't be-
lieve he ate the butter.
Says Butter Is Awful
That butter was the one bad spot
on the otherwise speckless 'scutcheor
OF the SOLDIERS home. The captain was
q prince and his daughter was princess
and we gave them three cheers anc
l also prince. For their many kind,
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08
PICKED FROM THE POST
An Eden UItimatum

Eve-There's no use talking, Adam.
1 can't take care of the children and
do the housework, too. . You've got to
get a girl!
Adam with resignation)-Oh very
well. I suppose this is where lose an
other rib.-Puck.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08
Pi-LineS and Pick-UpS
Is She?

Is She?
Fair wilholmina would have wed
A dashing Doutscher man,
But tho arrangements that she made
Were not quite papas plan.
Fair wllholmina Busch is now
Barred from the social whirl,
Ipmured in Pasadena. She's
A sad Bud-weiser girl!
Some men are wise, some are other4
wise, but few are weather wise.
"Saints IN Society" is a new book.
It doesn't refer to the 400 society.
Your dressmaker is certainly good at
figures, considering the raw material
she has to work on.
Rough on the Other Sister
J. J. Talman, the chap who married
our good looking sister, passed through
town Friday morning.-Gentry (Mo)
Sentinel.
Miss Palm-How do you know, she's
engaged
Miss Pepper-she denies it, doesn't
she?
Harry Lehr need have no fear that
Town Topics would make him ridlcu-
lous. He had done that job himself.
That Arizona earthquake coming so
close on the joint statehood bills pas
sage is easily explained. The state was
merely shaking with indignation.
Graft has been discovered in the Mis-
souri, penitentary. That's where 1t be-
longs, but how did it get there?
Still, man may be both right and
president, y'know.
Did Nick call Alice the "sun of his
life" because he expected her to make
it warm for him?
Jack London says he doesn't mean
half he says. Which half?
Orange-What's this "big stick" I'M
Washington, anyhow?
,Lemon-Most any senator.
One objection to a winter in Cuba il
getting back to cabbage-patch Ha-
Nanas on your return.
That Los Angeles baker who inherited
million has kneeded dough for years.
Prophetic City Fathers
That said members be elected in
March by the people; the candidate re-
ceiving the highest number of votes to
hold office for life; the one receiving
the next highest to hold office until two
years before death; the one receiving
the next highest until three years be-
fore death, and so following.-Proceed
ings common council, Rochester, N. Y.
Not only does Mr.. Depew desire to
step out Of his 70 companies, but he
would also like to be shut Of his 81
varieties of criticism.
Will George AIDE, in congress, please
brighten up the Record with few
story jokes now and then?
Alphonso and Ena have sent each
other picture postals. That amt no
case Of true love!
Rev. Cassius M. Roberts of Philadel-
phia says no young man should pat
tern his life after any other man. When
you think of number of models that
have been shattered recently the par
sons advice seems good.
You can lead fool to wisdom, but
you can't make him think.
Why
You've heard about the purple COW;
In fiction she is noted;
| And to explain her funny hue.
Much time has been devoted.
IT'S easy Thro the lot, in red,
| A maiden passed her station;
| The bovine quick turn ed purple from
Her righteous indignation!
w. H. C.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08
Rouah on the Other Sister

J. J. Tallmar, the chap vino married
our good looking sister, passed through
town Friday morning.-Gentry (Mo)
Sentinel
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08

Miss Palm-IIow do you know, she's
engaged
Miss Pepper-she denies it, doesn't
she?
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08

You've heard about the purple COW;
In fiction she is noted;
And to explain her funny hue.
Much time has been devoted.
IT'S easy. Thro' the lot, in red,
A maiden passed her station;
The bovine quick turn cd purple from
Her righteous Indignation!
w. II. c.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08

That butter was the one bad spot
on the otherwise speckless 'scutcheon
OF the Soldiers home. The captain was
q prince and his daughter was princess.
and we gave them three cheers and
three for Chaplain Wilson, who was
also a prince. For their many kind
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1906-02-08

Harry Lehr need have no fear that
Town Topics would make him ridlcu-
lous. He had done that job himself.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
ADVOCATES JOINING
THE ATHLETIC UNION
LETTER RECEIVED FROM L. A..
WOLFF URGING SUCH A STEP
BY HONOLULU SPORTS.

letter has been received from L.
a. Wolff, the representative of A. G..
Spalding & Bros. in which Mr.. Wolff
has the following to say with refer
ence to the organization of a Hawaiian
Athletic Association:
Il find after writing several of the
promoters of the Athletic Union that
they are strongly in favor of organic
ing a Hawaiian Association. If you
can get this thing in line you can rest
assured that shall be only too pleas
ed to devote all the time necessary at
this end to help you and in the event
Of the association being formed we
shall be very pleased to issue your
bylaws and a separate publication
pertaining to Hawaiian sports. In any
event l shall be very pleased to hear
from you at any time, but 1 surely
would like to see an association over
there, for you certainly have the ma
teriaL and coupled with this the eli
matte conditions and the interest taken
in athletic sports, leaves no reason
why you cannot make a tremendous
success.
IF you are successful in getting the
thing started l shall be very pleased
to act as your delegate to the A. A.
U. at this end, subject to your instruc-
tions as you no doubt would not feel
like sending man that far for some
time"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
SPORT S
WILL PLAY XMAS
AND NEW YEARS
JUST TO SHOW THEY ARE NOT
DEAD THERE ARE A FEW FOOT
BALL MEN WHO WILL PLAY.

Ii order to show the good people Of
Honolulu that the spirit of intercolle-
giate is not dead in the hearts of all
of the lovers Of the game, therewiu
probably be a game of intercollegiate
football on Christmas Day and re-
turn game New Years.
About % or 80 of the football en-
thusiasts in the city are trying to ar
range for the game and from present
indications it will go through There
will be a meeting before long and two
teams will be chosen and then they
will practice for two or three weeks
and give the Honolulu public a game
of ball on the holidays
1t is well to stir up the game and
have a few games. There will not be
enough feeling to make the game q
dirty one and there will be there for
a good clean game. Honolulu has
only a few sports ip the winter and
two games of Intercollegiate at that
stage of the year should prove accept
able.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
CLEVER IDEA
OF INDIANS
THEY HAVE HIT UP A NEW
SCHEME WHICH SHOULD WORK
WELL.

NEW YORK, November 1O.-It takes
the Indians to spring new ideas in
their contests against the big college
elevens. The latest is indeed unique.
Certain players wear different color
ed helmets so as to make them easier
to recognize when making a hurried
forward pass.
The idea was put into use in the con-
test with the University of Pennsyl-
vania on Saturday and worked with
great success, and is sure to be imi-
tated b. other teams.
Five, Carlisle men wore pure white
helmets, while one wore a blazing red
headpiece. All of he others stuck to
the regulation dirty-leather headgear.
1t may be that this innovation will
eventually result in a different colored
headpiece for each individual player.
or possibly distinctive suit for each
position on the team.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
OAHU WALKS AWAY
FROM KAN SECOND
PUNAHOU BOYS PILED UP THE
LARGEST SCORE OF THE SEA-
SON IN THE RAIN AT PUNAHOU.

Punahou II walked over the Kan II
team yesterday by the decisive score
Of Il to 0. In the league now Punahou
has defeated High School and Kams.
High School has defeated Punahou and
Kams. Therefore the Rams are out
of it and High School and Punahou
will clash for first honors. This game
will be played soon.
The game yesterday was more or
less of a fake. The drenching rain
drove all of the spectators to shelter
and the game in the mud was a sight
to tShold.
On the kick off w. Desha received
down. A forward pass coupled with
35-yard run gave Punahou another
score. 1t was made by Stack. The
third score was won by forcing the ball
over.
Wilmington kicked two goals and
missed one.
w. Desha played the best game for
the Blue and Gold and Whiting and
Mckenzie for the BFue and White
played good ball.
Kan linew as woefully weak.
Itw as sad sad story from begin
ming to end.
Teams and officials:
Oahus-Aloy Soong, D. Gibson, r. e.;
r. Thurston, l. e.; T. Cooper, r. t.; F.
Stack, b. Glib, |. l.; p. Melanphy, T. g.;
L. Renton, |. g.; H. Hind, c.; w. De-
sha, D.; r. Smith, +. h. b.; L. Withing-
ton (CaptD, l. h. b.; ]. Winnie, f. b.
Kams-Murray, r. e.; Harris, l. e.; S.
- nj. n n
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
THE BROWN-IAUKEA
RECOUNT STARTS

The Supreme Court yesterday after
noon began to count the rejected ballots
of the first precinct of the Fourth Dis
trict in the Brown-Iaukea recount pc
tition in the election of county sheriff.
1. was found that of this number 70
had been marked for Iaukea, for
Brown and for neither. The count
of the ballots accepted by the inspec-
tors will be resumed this morning.
The case was on hearing before the
Supreme Court all day yesterday and
attracted a great deal of attention. w.
A. Kinney auG ". S. Edings represent
ed Iaukea ana George d. Gear and j.
j. Dunno acted for Brown, In his
line OF cross examination ana argument
Kinney laid particular stress upon the
fact that Eugene Buffandeau a clerk in
the county Cle'ks office and the as
sisJant secretary of the Republican
county committee had had access to
the ballots after they had been locked
in the safe of the clerks office. Kinney
did not charge fraud but he contended
that the efficacy of the ballots, as
evidence, had been impaired. The
Supreme Court has not yet granted any
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
ELECTION EXPENSES

The last of the election expenses
were handed in yesterday afternoon at
the County Clerks Office by the Coun-
candidates in the recent election. They
were as follows
Robert w. Davis candidate far Sup
ervisor:
Personal $50; postage so cents; clerk
So; watchers s., total $50. So
f. T, p. Waterhouse candidate for
Treasurer:
Personal $50; printing $2O.25; public
meetings seas; fee $25, total $129.25.
Charles H. Rose candidate for Coun-
ty Auditors
Fee $25; cards $40; personal IS;
carriage So, total $lS. 40
w. w. Harris candidate candidate for
Supervisor-at-Large
Personal sos; printing SIS, total SIS.
William Mossman Jr, candidate for
Supervisor in Eva district:
Personal $50; printing 80; postage SO,
meetings $25 clerk $40, Waterman So.
total S1O2
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
PHOTOGRAPHIC CONTEST.

Secretary H. p. Wood and A. Gartley
of the Pormotion Committee are work.
ing hard to make the coming amateur
Photographic show and contest a cred
liable one. Theq have extended the
date for filing entries to December 1.
This will give time for exhibitors on
Hawaii and Maui to get their entries
in. The prizes are liberal and are
worth competing for.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27

japanese young man in store or Of
fee.
Plantation laborers furnished in any
number at the shortest notice.
Families supplied with cooks, house
boys and yard boys.
Contracts Taken.
House work, window cleaning and
gardening by hour, day or week.
Prices reasonable.
Phone White 2576.
River Street near Hotel.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
PAULIsT FATHERS COMING.

On the next Alameda two prominent
Paulist Fathers are expected to arrive
in Honolulu at the request of Rt. Rev.
Bishop Libert of the Catholic Cathedral
to preach a revival for the English
speaking people of the community.
Their work in this city will probably
begin next Sundty evening.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
HFer's
SIR q HTAa
Eai;g' 0tgoF

and make your hair beautiful, glossy,
silky, abundant.
If your hair is gray, and you don't
care to look at thirty as if you were
sixty, then you should use Ayers
Hair Vigor. 1t always restores color
to gray hair all the deep, rich, beauti-
full color it had when you were young.
Do not be deceived by cheap imita-
lions which will only disappoint you.
Be sure you get AYERS Hair Vigor.
preparedbyDr.J Aver Z Co.. lowell. Mass. U.S.A
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
Sugar Factors and
Commission
rlerChants
AGENTS FOR
]. p. Cooke, Manager.

Hawaiian Commercial 4 SuEs
Company,
hisiku Sugar Company,
Paia Plantation,
Maui Agricp tA,aI Company,
Eihei Plantation Company,
Hawaiian Sugar Company,
KahukV Plantation Company,
%ahuIui Railroad Company,
Hs!eakaIa Ranch Company.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
GROUP.

Give Chamberlains Cough Remedy
as soon as the child becomes hoarse, or
even after the croupy cough apears,
and the attack may be warded off.
There is no better medicine in the mar
ket for children than this remedy. 1t
contains nothing injurious and as it is
pleasant to the taste they readily take
it,. For sale by all dealers, Benson,
Smith Co., Ltd, agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
SA Y.
y y

If you meet a friend on the street
with cross Matching on his face you
may depend upon it he is not up to
date in the matter of face culture. No
shaving man can get satisfactory re-
suits with an old style razor, he needs
Gillette, which means that he will not
slash his face every time he shaves.
We have the Gillette and the extra
blades as well. One of these razor out
fits makes a suitable gift for a gentle
man at any season.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
SUNDAY SCHOOL MEETING.

There was not large number pre-
sent yesterday afternoon at the Cen
tral Union church to listen to the
words Of f. L, Brown, an authority on
Sunday Schools, Mr., Brown Is on
his way TO the Orient and yielded to
the requests Of the people in this
place to give a talk on Sunday School.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
NaNaGagNNNNkRAaaasa sa.aca2saa2alsN

Progress Hall on the evening of De-
cember 1. Tickets are one dollar. Any
old kind of clothes go-the person who
years the regulation evening torment
ors will be thrown out. Tickets can be
purchased of members
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27

AGREE TO REGISTER MORTGAGE.
Trustees of oahu College by their
treasurer, =. c, Jones, file consent in
the Land Court that a certain mort
gage made by Levers & Cooke, Ltr.,
be registered with title.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
HARD TIME DANCE.

The Diamond Head Athletic Associa-
ton are to give a hard time dance at
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
Oahu Railway and Land Co.'s
CKNIH TABLE
OUTWARD.


Tor Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
way Stations-t9:15 a. m, 1920 p. m.
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
gtations-t7:3O a. m, 1915 a. NJ, "11:O5
\ M, '2:15 D. m, 1920 p. m, "5:15 p.
N, 1880 p. M, t11:0O p. m.
Tor Wahiawa-*9:15 a. m. and '5:15
q n.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
RlHa and Waianae-*S:86 a. m, 1871
3. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-f7:46 a. m, 1886 a. m,
S1S:8S a. m, "14O D. m, "4:31 D. m,
SS:n D. m, 1880 D. m.
Arrive Hlnolulu from Wahiawa-
So:SS a. m. and 1871 p. m.
SDaily. Elk. Sunday. 7 Sunday Only
The Haleiwa Limited, a two-hour
train (only first-class tickets honored),
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at 1922
= m; returning, arrives in Honolulu
ut 1910 p. m The Limited stops only
1T Pearl City and Waianae.
o. p. DENISON, F. C. SMITH,
Supt. G. +. & T. A.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
Castle Z COOKE LTD
Commission Merchants
Sugar Factors.
AGENTS FOR

AThNIO FUR
rhS Eva Plantation Company,
Pie Waislua Agricultural Co., Ltd
Rhs Kohala Sugar Company.
AAo Waimea Sugar Mil Company.
rae Fulton Iron Works, st. Louis, Ma
The Standard OIL Company.
NAs George F. Blake Steam Pumps.
Esston'S Centrifugals.
NE Flew England Mutual Life InSur-
ance Company Of Boston.
ma Aetna Fire Insurance Company Of
Hartford, Conn.
NE Alliance Assurance Company Of
A0ndon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
w. G. Irwin & Co., LtG
SUGAR FACTORS, COMMISSION AGENTS

AGENTS FOR
oceanic Steamship Co., San Franciscs,
Cal
Western Sugar Refining Co., San Fran
cisco, Cal.
Baldwin Locomotive Works, Philadel-
phia, IA.
Newall Universal Mil Co., Manufac-
turers Of National Cane Shredder,
New York, N. Y.
Pacific Oh Transportation Co., san
Francisco, Cal.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
STANDING OF sOCKER.
GOals.

The standing of the league sockel
teams follows:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27

Ss>St>$+-S-s>Ss >s7'>-e- - 80 N-s>$SS8
recount but is taking preliminary evil
Nence.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27
BASEBALL LINGERS.

The score by innings:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27

Tine Job Printing. Star omicG
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-11-27

Ready mixed for immediate use, in
all colors.
La Junta tribune., 1906-10-20

We have just closed our first years
business under the new corporation
and we have made a good increase
in our new store over past years.
We wish to thank our patrons and
the public for their liberal patronage.
git will be our aim in the future to
keep the reputation Of THE Draper"
up to still higher standards. We
are going to make more improve
ments in the store. We are going
to open q Ladies' Suit and: Cloak
Department which will be in charge
Of . lady Of long experience. No
charge will be made for fitting gar.
ments. qARain thanking the public
for the past. we remain
Yours very truly.