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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-01-30
BADi BADll BADlli

Bad blood comes from bad digestion
bad stomach, bad liver, bad kidneys-at-
tended with bad, foul breath, coated
tongue, bad taste, bad headaches, bad
appetite and kindred symptoms. Bad as
these all are, and serious as are the dis
eases to which they lead, DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery comes to the
relief and cure Of all these by regulating
and invigorating STOMACH, LIVER,
BOWELS and KIDNEYS, and putting
ell these organs in good order.
~Golden Medical Discovery" contains
20 alcohol, opium or other harmful
syrup, which are injurious to some stom-
achs. Without any of these 1t retains its
pleasant taste and marvellous healing
qualities In the most trying climate.
Don't let . selfish medicine seller cheat
you out Of your health by giving you
substitute. Hes only looking out for
him. Honest unselfish dealers recon-
mend the ~Golden Medical Discovery"
~That your remedies are not for the few,
but for the many Is evident. for personally
know Of many scores Of persons In this city
who have been restored to health and
Henri Lsndsheft, ESQ. Alderman ia nth
Ward Buffalo. N. Y, OF 1904 Jefferson Street
81 know that DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
rangemsnt Of the liver. having taken the
medicine some two years ago when had .
bad attack Of liver trouble. and never used
medicine before that did me so much
eeod- have known DR.. Pierce for twenty
six years. and do not wonder at his success
for he il . physician and man Of sterling
qualities, Is possessed Of extraordinary skill.
and he has In his Sanitarium a corps OF Spe-
cialists who are chosen because of their
unusual knowledge and professional skillD
II suffering from any obstinate, linger-
ing ailment, write to DR.. Pierce and get,
free of charge, sound medical advice.
He has the counsel and assistance Of .
large staff of expert specialists.
The Peoples Common Sense
| ]; ! !
Medical Adviser, by r. ".
Pierce, NJ D., Chief Consult
HID ing Physician to the Inva-
~A go lids Hotel and Surgical
EGX$U EE2 Institute, Buffalo, N Y
MI Paper bound FREE on re-
ceipt of 81 one-cent stamps
81 for mailing only; or cloth
bound for 81 cents. Address
the Author. as above.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-01-30

A man fifty years of age has in or
binary cases undressed himself 1922
times and Of course dressed himself
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-01-30

1t Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.
Ask to-day for Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder
1t cures chilblains, swollen, sweat ting. sore
stores, 25c.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-01-30

Eyes, she made name for herself"
"In what wayT'
why, she used to be Ellen Cummins
Brown. Now she Is Aileen Comynsl
Browne. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-01-30
Mother Gray's Sweet Powaers for Childrcn.

'HoIHef OFay's sweet Powders for Children.
successfully used by Mother Gray nurse in
the Ch1ldren's Home in New York, cure fever
lshness, bad stomach. teethfng disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
fall: At all druggists, 25c. Samples FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmstead, LIE Roy, N. Y
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
HURLED DEFIANCE At GOVERNOR.
The Lid Will Not Go on al COylngiOn
and Surrounding Towns.

Cincinnati August "a meeting
Of the mayors Of Cov.ngton. West and
Central Covington, Ludlow and Latonia,
will be held tonight in Covington. May
or Beach has secured from CITY Solicit
or Hanlon a written opinion that as no
Covington ordinances or bylaws pro-
vide for the Sunday closing Of saloons.
the mayor has no power to put on the
lid. Other mayors have similar opin-
ions from their legal advisers. They
viii agree To defy Inc letters Of Gov
ernor Beckham directing them to put
on the I'D.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
JUDGE Gurdon FOR GOyernor.

Judge Fleming Gordon, Of Madison.
viii, Ia the latest person TO be mention.
ed as a possible candidate for the
gubernatorial nomination on the Dem.
ocratic ticket Judge Gordon is one
Of the best known and most popular
politicians Of the western part Of the
state, and has been on the circuit
bench for three years.
II is learned that Judge Gordon Is
seriously contemplating making the
race for the nomination for governor
and Is stated on good authority that he
viii certainly enter the list providing
Ollie James declines TO be candidate
for the nomination.
With the congressman out Of the
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17

Two registered pharmacists. Bring your prescrip-
lions and have them filled, at any hour.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
Advertised Letters.

The following is a list Of undeliyered
nail in the Marion postoffice July 81.
LETTERS.
Butler. Mrs. Cardin.
Buchanan. 7. j.
Bexter, Mrs. Maggie.
Brewer. W. c.
Belt. Mr.. Ferry.
Conger. Mrs. Lisie.
Click. Johnnie.
Clark. Mr.. Claud.
Castold. Salvatore.
Corell. Mrs.
Edge. Mr.. J. X.
Farmer. viii.
Gabc. Miss Lille.
Haleramb, Miss Francis.
Hughes, =. G.
Hughes. Ray.
Hughes. VIM.
Hale. Everett.
Hamper. Miss Nell.
Hughes. ". Brooks.
Hughes. n. +.
Lamb. l.. A.
Morton, Matte.
McJennings, Miss.
Pilard. Miss Kit,ie.
Rushing. A. +.
Smith. Miss Hattie.
Wright. Miss Ella.
Tyler, Dr.
POSTAL CARDS.
Barnes, Z. l..
Ford. o. +.
Cas-. Tom.
Joiee. Mn. Coll
Woodall. Miss n.
When calling for any Of the aboy,
mail please say.adyertised.
Geo. NJ. CRipER, 7. NJ.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
Summer DlarrhOea IN Children.

During the hoIwesther Of the sum.
mer months the first unnatural loose.
ness Of ehild's bowels should have
immediate attention, so as to check
the disease before Il becomes serious.
All that is necessary Is a few doses Of
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and hi.
arrhoea Remedy followed by dose Of
castor oil to cleanse the system. Rev.
NJ. o. Stockland. Pastor Of the first
H. L. Church, Little Falls. MINI.
writes: I'VE have used Chamberlain
Cole, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
for several years and find Il a very val.
liable remedy, especially for summer
disorders in children" so'dby Haynes
& Taylor, the enterprising druggists Of
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
MAKE Hay While The Sun Shines.

There is lesson in the work Of the
thrifty farmer He knows that the
bright sunshine may last but day and
he prepares for the showers which are
so liable TO follow. Soft should be with
every household. Dysentery. diarrhoea
and cholera morbus may attack some
Of the homo without warning. Cham.
berlain's Colo, Cholera and DiarrhOea
Remedy. which is the best known med.
icine for these diseases, should always
be kept at hand, as immediate treat
ment Is necessary, and delay may prove
fatal. For sale by Haynes a Taylor,
the enterprising druggists Of Marion.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
Cheaper farm LANDS .
Southwest Offers Best Opportunities
For Securing Homes.

Many farmers in the Northern and
Eastern states are selling their
high priced lands and locating In the
Southwest Many who have been UNI
able TO own their homes in the older
country are buying land in the new
country.
Unusual opportunities exist along
the lines Of the Missouri Pacifc.lron
Mountain Route. The rich. alluvial.
delta lands and river bottom lands Of
Southeast Missouri. Eastern Arkansas.
Louisiana and Texas. capable Of pro-
dueing 60 bushels Of corn. bale Of
cotton. 4 TO 6 tons Of alfalfa. $50 bush.
eles Of potatoes, and other grains, veg.
etables and hay crops. can be bought
for $3.50 TO $500 per acre. When
cleared and slightly improved will rent
for $500 TO $500 per acre cash.
Uplands more rolling. lighter soil.
adapted TO fruit growing peaches.
pears, plums, grapes. berries. also mel.
ors. tomatoes and other vegetables,
can be bought for s. TO $40 per acre In
unimproyed state. Many places with
small clearings and some improvements
can be bought very cheap.
This Is a fine stock country. No
long winter feeding. Free range. pure
water, mild climate. A healthy grow.
INK country. with a great future.
Write for map and descriptive liter.
ature on Missouri. Arkansas, Louisiana,
Texas, Kansas and Indian Territory.
Very cheap rates on first and third
Tuesdays Of each month
Address.
RI. O. MATTHEWS, 7. p. A..
Louisville. Ky.
OF II. G. TOWNSEND, G. p. &rA.
Il. St. Louis. No
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
For The Coming Years.

These are the gifts ] ask
OF thee, Spirit serene;
Strength for the daily task,
Courage to face the road,
Good cheer to help me bear the trav-
eler's load,
And, for the hours Of rest that come
between,
An inward JOY in all things heard and
seen.
These are the things prize
And hold Of dearest worth;
Light Of sapphire skies,
Peace Of the silent hills,
Shelter Of woods and cofomrt Of the
grass,
Music Of birds, murmur Of little rills.
Shadow Of clouds that swiftly pass,
And after showers the smell Of
flowers
And Of the good brown earth.
And, best OF all, along the way. friend
ship and mirth.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
Will BE BETTER
Than II EVER Was
In Its Third Year The Records Circulation
Exceeds the Expectations Of Its
Publishers and Friends.

With the issue of July 13h 1906 THE CRITTENDEN RECORD
started the third year its existence part of that vo
age has been tempestuous and part of it bright.
On the 18th day of March, 1905 confagraon destroyed the
greater part of Marion and in that destruction THE CRTTNDEN
RECORD down. THE CRTTENDEN RECORD did not miss
issue of the fire for any other For
year struggled along without any machinery but fully
equipped prepared for and all kinds of newspaper and job
work Below of the Canson press installed July 9Th
1906 and also of the engine that drives all the machinery
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17

In the past years the circulation of THE RECORD has
grown beyond all expectations and exceeds that of
much older county papers fact few reach many homes
special continued effort is being made to still further
enlarge the number of papers that from this Office
The RECORD will be made better than before, both
newspaper and advertising medium and il VIII be friend to
enterprise industry and education and will be of interest every
member of the family
We thank friends for liberal patronage and them
that we shall endeavor n merit the same.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
In Sell Defense.

!, Major Hamm, editor and manager Of
the Constitutionalist, Emincnce, Ky,
when he was hercely attacked. four
years ago. by Piles, bought box Of
Arnacia Salye, Of which no
says: 1T cured me In ten DAYS and no
trouble since" Quickest healer OF
Burns, Sores, Cuts and Wounds 25c al
Haynes and Taylor's drug store.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17
Poems
RUSTIC
GllmpSeS.

With dull, cold face the opal family
gleameth
Its shimmering light grows DINNER,
will expire,
When sudden, lol the wondrous glow
that streameth
Betrays hidden heart of crimson
fire.
In every human soul, however shrouded
In dull, cold apathy or vain disguise,
By fierce despair or sin however
clouded,
Burns yet deep down spark that
never dies;
And 10! as, through the Opal's pallor
stealing
Those flaming messengers Of light
outgleam,
In rare, grand moments flashes forth,
revealing
A glimpse Of Light whose depth we
may not dreaml
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01

up enthusiastically, and now we have many beautiful varieties on exhibit in all our great poultry shows.
 and color. So if you are going to keep the best you can get. if you can only have two; Better two that are fine in form and color than more than two that have nothing to boast of!
 Probably the quaintest variety of nese bantam. Notice the extreme shortness of his legs. If a first-class specimen, indeed, he will not show any leg at all when walking. This Is due to the profusion of his feathers; The tail is very much developed ana the feathers stand erect, as high as his head or higher. often touching the back of his neck.
 Many of you wish to know how to se- cure bantams and then how to take care of them.
 There are several varieties of bantams from which you can make your choice. The picture shows a pair of banfams Of the brown-breasted red game variety. You will notice that the male is consid- erably larger than the female.
 For your purpose, you had better not buy more than one cock and four or i've hens. The price of one cock and two hens ranges from $ up, although you may be lucky and get them cheaper.
 Through the kindness of Mir. William Hofacker, Polly Evans is able to give you boys and girls an excellent plan for a bantam house.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01

If you look at 1t from the end, 1t will look like the capital letter T. Round and smooth ali the edges of the boards with a plane or knife.
 A good water fountain that cannot bo soiied by the birds can be made fr0m jug. Make hole near the bottom of the jug by niclking on piecs Of the surface with the corner of q hatchet, and then boring the hole with . sharpened nall. When the jug is filled with water, put a stopper in the hole. The water VIII remain above the hole in the tug. but will not rise any further.
 Perhaps some of you boys have other good suggestions for water fountnine. feeding are two of the secrets of sue. week ( two of small chicks lives feed them hard-boiled eggs chopped me and mixed with bread crumbs ,s or patent meal% I'd mixed grains.
 If length and profusion Of feathers are desired, feed liberal allowance of cooked meat and scraps from the table. This is not good foe q for game bantams, however. as they should not have much feathering.
 Don't forget fresh water daily, fresh air. good, clean grit and plenty or
 if you have any further auestions to ask, write to Polly Evans or to Mr. William Hofacker. F. O. Box ibs. Nor wood, Pa, inclosing stamped. self- addressed envelope for the reply.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01
Smart Boy.

r TITLE Willie is the apple of his / fathers eye, and he deserves to be; A while ago a rough-look- Ing individual came to the house him by the collar.
 If you don't tell me where your father keeps his money. I'll knock yer 'ead orf yer shoulders, an arfter that I'll eat yer"
 "Oh. please. don't do that, sir" whimpered Willie. "You'll find all the money we've got in an old waistcoat in the kitchen"
 Two minutes later a bruised and bat tered wreck was heaved through the front door of little Willie's dwelling place, and sat for a while in the gutter and blinked That kids too smart unnatural smart" 1t muttered. Never said a word about Is ole man bein' inside that weskit."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01
How Many Sheep in the Flocke

Who can tell how many sheep the drover had in his flock? Read what lie sa avs carst fully and figure IL out; one morning chanced with a drover to
 meet
 Who was driving some sheep up to town Which seelnei very near ready to drop
 from the heat,
 Whereupon l exclaimed. with a frown: Dent you think 1t is wrong to treat anil
 maIs so?
 Why not take better care of your flock ?'' 'I would do so," said he but I've some
 miles to go
 Between this and Il o'clock" 'wsli, suERpOsins you have" replied. You Them have rest. now and then. by the
 way"
 '1So i will. if you believe I can get There in time for the market today. ''Now, as you seem to know such a lot PerSSps Sp' ;~sfRi yOa'Rfi tell us how many I've ''NO. casual glance. as they stand in a
 heap.
 Won't permit of 1t. so I cannot" well, supposIng as how I'd as many again. Half as many, and seven7 As true As you're there it would pay me to ride up Rsesass i should have thirty-twO."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01

sorry for MT. Porcupine because he had no one to play with. and said: Come right along and join in this new game we are starting" So MT. Porcu- pine ran up and tried to jump about like his playmates. But he was a bristly, prickly fellow. you know. 'Oh, dear, dear: he is tickling meF' screamed Mrs. Bunny. "Oh, o-o-o-oh! he is scratching mel cried this one and that one, and so on all around the circle.
 All the bunnies began to look very angry Poor MT. Porcupine stopped right still and sighed:
 "Oh, deari that Is the way things ai- ways end with me. I always have to end up by going of and playing all by myself And 1t isn't my fault at all-it is all because I have these horrid bris- tles!' And so he turned away. and looked so lonely again that the bunnies felt very regretful.
 'I know what we can do," said MT. Bunny, with a bright look. we can need not go very close to Mir. Porcu- pine and his spikes will not hurt us.'' So they called him back and had a delightful game of hide-and-go-seek.
 So MT. Porcupine at last found some playmates who would be willing to play with him again the next day, and the next, and the next. That made him very happy, and now there is no dam ger of his ever being lonely again.
 A. F. c.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01

Maybe some boy or girl smIles to think of water sticking" to anything An, but it does!
 face and hands. What is it sticking to his skin that he has to wipe of with his towel? Water.
 Some one let's water drop slowly from pebble. The water from the first drop spreads over the top of the pebble and sticks to 1t. The same happens after the second and third drop. etc. till there is more water clinging to the
 When things reach this point, the water begins, of course, to drip from the pebble. But note how much had up to this time stuck to the pebble!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01
A Book Game
>rvHIs is jolly for a rainy. evening;
 and instructive. too. Also good

and lnStruCtiNOp sS~' ~~~ o~
 for a party. Give everybody a sheet or paper anu a pencil and send them into the upraly or sitting room to guess the titaes uL hooks or the names of authors py ceE tain objects which you have previous ly arranged to represent them. The obiects should be numbered to core spond with the numbers on the sheets Give the players twenty minutes or half an hour to complete their guesses. A prize should be awarded the one who made the largest number or cor rect guesses Measure for Measure" A pint measure and around it tape measure ''The Spy"-A telescope.
 "Essay on Man"-Picture of man and on 1t a large cut-out "S, also an "Nicholas Nickleby"-A 5-cent piece, close by 1t the letters "A g.; then an other 5-cent piece. followed by the let 'erS aNeyer Too Late to Mend"-A clock stopped at 12 o'clock, with pile oI unmended articles heaped up in front of it, together with needle thread ana "iamb's Tales"-Several tails made out of cottonwood. ,,,. "Bitter Sweet"-Box of quinine piiis eide by side with a stick Of candy.
 GIadstone-Picture of laughing girl with small stone beside 1t.
 Mark Twain--Two straight lines on RowelisEPicture of a dog bowling.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01
Tommy's Suspicious

My daddy says that when he was
 A boy he never cried, Nor run away from school to go A-swimmin'; never tried To dodge a liclSin', never failed
 To do as he was bid (Well, maybe daddy didn't then.
 But gran'ma says he did). My daddy brags a lot about
 The way boys acted when He was a boy (My! but they must A been like angels thenD He says he never dared to peep
 Beneath the cakebox lid (Well, maybe not: but, anyway.
 My gran'ma says he didl! Sayi but my gran'ma's very wise; She knew my daddy when He was little boy, an says
 He was a terror thenl He says he never got the stick The time he was a kid q know l ought to b'lieve him, but My gran'ma says he did)!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01
Things You Can't Do

~rraEY say the following things
 can't be done. Try them and @ see for yourselves:
 You can't stand for five minutes without moving if you are blindfold- You can't stand at the side of room with both of your feet lengthwlso touching the wainscoting.
 You can't crush an egg when placed lengthwise between your hands-that ordinary shelf of hens egg.
 You can't get out of a chair without bendinx your body forward or putting your feet under it--that is, if you are sitting squarely on the chair and not on fine edge of 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01
A Waif's Success

DOLLY EVANS reprints today an editorial which recently appeared
 in the Philadelphia Press. 1t Is one that every boy (and girl as welD should read. Under the head. "A waifs Success" the editorial says;
 In the resignation of John Green Brady as Governor Jf Alaska there re- tires from official life a man whose suc- cess should be an Inspiration to every American boy. for it is only in this land of immeasurable possibilities that such a career is possible. In the life record of Governor Brady there is inscribed more of romance, persistence, patience and battling against obstacles than can be found between the leaves of half the modern fiction that has made fame and fortune for its authors.
 John Green Brady was a waif of New York. a product of the Five Points Of fifty years ago. Left by the death of both parents to shift for himself, he be- came a part of the human fiotsam and 3etsam of the city streets that was gathered in by the life lines ef the Children's Aid Society. Sent West with scores of others at the age of a. he found a home and friends among strangers.
 Then followed years of work. of grow ing ambition. of desire to help those
 
 wTecks on life's sea. He made hts way through Yale and through Union Theo- logical Seminary. and then went South. where. in Texas. he undertook to estab- lish a colony for the slum boys of New York. It failed through lack of funds. and Brady became a missionary to Alaska His conscientious work. clear ideas and devotion to duty so impressed President Mckinley that in 1897 he ap- pointed him Governor of Alaska. po- sition which he has continuously filled since then until his resignation e few weeks ago.
 All honor to John Green Brady! What he has done other boys with greater can do. There is no runS fin the ladder of success too high for those who, like Governor Brady. began at the bottom. The fact that he was a slum boy stimulated rather than re- pressed his ambitions. He had In hina the stun of which the typical American la made. His success has dsrnonstrate4 it. and tho country would be better on if there were more of his kind.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-01
Heart in the Right Place

A MAN who sells cut flowers at "A stand downtown was waiting Tor < trade the other afternoon. when newsboy, dirty and ragged. came run
 Say" said the boy. "whot's the price uHthem red fiowers?'
 'Those carnations. you mean? They're two cents apiece," said the man.
 "I'r trade you a paper for one said the boy. The flower seller accepted the offer and the boy ran away with his carnation. A few minutes later he re- turned.
 say" he said, 'T just sold a paper. Gimme another uf them red flowers. Here's the two cents"
 The man at the stand handed him an- other carnation and accepted the pen nies with a smile As the boy started away the man became curious.
 Say, kid" he said. what are you going 10 do with those fowersf"
 The boy took a better hold on his pa pers. Give 'em to the ol' lady" he said. "She's sick in bed"
 Then he left on the run, yelling; "Papel Pape! All about-."-Kansas City Times.