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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
!. EAR TRo u1LEs.
~ q Ruls They Are Due to Abuses
L- i ~ VIII 80 Aome Kind. H-LtE wv

~ Ruls They Are Due e Absses
N. T.. or Some Kind. #
4 The best way to care for tbs ear Is
- study the things not to. do. 1t Is
one Of the most independent Of organs.
knowing very well how to take care OF
itself. r II it. is duly respected, little
trouble or none will result. In cases
where something unforeseen goes
wrong a physician should be consulted
at once. Almost all troubles of the
ear are due to abuses Of some kind.
Thetwax seems to worry great many
people, and In their. concern they usual
~ manage to seriously interfere with
its functions. In the healthy ear the
wax, or cerumen, is a thin, yellowish
duid that thickens into paste as It
dries. Nature provides for its natural
exit from the ear passage by uniting
1t with the tiny. fakes Of dead skin,
Which fall outward 5unhoticed either by
seeing or feeling, Thus wax does not
accumulate In d healthy ear, which has
Just enough to make sticky the stiff
little hairs that grow IN the passage.
instruments should never be poked
into the ear by the inexperienced nor
wads Of material continually mopped
and squeezed into the + opening for
cleansing. Usually such treatment In
duces; an increase or. caking Of wax.
Hot water Is the best solvent for wax,
lo5 to 115 degrees =. + the need q it
10 Imperative, gently syringe the ear
with it. y Cotton plugs in the ear are
useful at times, but should be used no
more than absolutely necessary, for
they obstruct the canal and interfere
with the natural way Of casting of
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
DESTINY OF THE JEW.
10 Give the World = Homogeneous
Vs." Humanity, Says Walter Hurt.

10 Give the World = Homogeneous
>- Humanity, Says Walter Hurt.
Zionism. as it presents itself to me,
IL beautiful but a barren dream. 1t
is the noble conception of splendid
sentimentalist, born from the grand
brain and nursed in the great heart
Of Theodore Herb and we'll calculated
to inspire the Imagination Of a people
that have cherished through the cen
turtles its imperlshable Ideals. It is the
flower Of a mighty love that never can
know a momentary fruition. an -
In this clannishness of the Jew, en-
gendered by ages Of persecution, we
find the philosophy Of conditions that
appear to us as cruel. His has been but
a preparatory experience. The strong
est bond of brotherhood in the world
today Is that Of Jewish blood. It is
the red badge Of freemasonry found
ed on a community of suffering, and
its ritual is written. large upon each
heart in letters of pain. And this It Is
that at last will weld the world, to.
gether.> With the infusion Of Jewish
blood into the universal social body-a
blood become so distinctive that it
will tincture the whole vast volume
men Will meet from the ends Of the
earth and, looking, in each others face,
will recognize a clansman. VIC ": =
This Is the destiny reserved for the
Jew-this is his sociologic: function
TO break down the barriers OF race
that partition society into nations and
give to the world homogeneous hui
manity.-Walter Hurt In Culturist. a
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
would Not Sell His Ancestors.

A plutocratic American of the last
century who had seen the green acres
and stately castle Of an Irish estate
sought out Its simpecnnious owner
with m offer to buy. Lord Blank
eager enough, to stransmuts biz profit
less lands Into pregnant gold. named a
tbnsiderabls., but Reasonable, price as
one, hetwouad'bs:wiIitnS totaksIl I'VE ~
WE'LL" said the American, I'll give
tkat IL the pietaatttsss to ~ftht the house. 8,
1Affer Nylfrls rejection Aiss lordbhip' An
su.ersd. v.'Nss.y you eaq havs sthe pic!
;tures except, ofteour,e. thee family ppr1
traits" eta the portraits + wank =
said the other. 'a'1T 'w~ouldn't' give 4
cent fof the rest of 'sm!v 7 my proper
II As not Tor sale under those ,conhl!
tions," said his lordship, turning on his
heel and walking away. to the aston,
ishment Of the parvenu, who dung a
''stuck up beggar" after the retire. IT.
ing figure ..Hg0H "a ,"...t =,
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Library, Notes.

The following books have been
added to the library. 5.5. y D.
Fust-G0ethe $i 3 III stssss
Makers of Florence, Oliphant II
Markers Of Venice, Oliphant
. Essays, Schopenhauer
History of the Thirty years war,
Schiller " g.. ,..s s
: Settlers, Chesterfield 5sf53
3 journal, Amiel -. -,..G
. The Complete Angler, Walton
Morals, Seneca 's* q
! Essays in Criticism, Arnold .
The Oregon Trail, Parkman
q Essays, Addison @
The. Koran .'Tf-.' =
!, Seekers after God, Farrar 4
Famous Warriors, Arnold X
Audubon, st, John .y >..
shakespeare heroines, Jameson
'11The-poetical works of. Roaset6,
Hemans, Mrs. Browning, Goldsmith,
Gary, Proctor, Arnold, Hood, Omar
and Palgrav 3 Golden Treasury. =.
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Linnaeuu. ana nj. WORLD,

How much sleep do men need? Jer-
envy Taylor was content with three
hours, Baxter with four, Wesley with
six. Bismarck and Gladstone. needed
eight, but Goethe, Napoleon, Mirabeau
and Humboldt professed that they
could get along very we'll with less.
Linnaeus, the naturalist, was one Of
those who robbed themselves of sleep
during their earlier years and made
up for it later In life. In his wakeful
periods during his old age he would
retire to his library, take down one. Of
his own works and read it with a sigh
of regret. "How very finer he would
murmur. "What would I not have
given to be able to write book like
thisw -. j" + b.. ,>r-.. 10
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
An Uneallant Wish.

In the court of sessions In Scotland
the judges who do not attend or, give
a proper excuse for their absence are
by law liable to fine. This law, how
ever, is never enforced, but it is com
mon on the first day of the session for
the absentee to send an excuse to the
lord president. Lord Stonefield hav-
ing sent such an excuse, on the presi-
dent mentioning it the late Lord JUS
tice Clerk Braxfield said in his broad
dialect, "What excuse can a stout fell
low like him ha'e?' my lord" said
the president. ''he has lost his wife,.
The Justice, who was fitted with .
-Xantippe, replied: HAS he? That is a
sude excuse indeed. wish We had 4
The same"' @z~ !, -.''
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
The Best Beloved.

William Stitt, beadle at Durrisdeer,
in Nithsdale, Scotland, was a man Of
about six feet two inches In height,
with broad, heavy shoulders. There
had been succession Of ministers dur
ing his official career, says a writer in
Blackwood's Magazine, among them
the Rev. ID. Morrison, who was SUBJ
sequently translated to the Iron
church, Edinburgh, a minister of de-
cidedly larger build that his predecess-
ors. One of the farmers in the parish
said to the beadle one day: r.
? s'Wiil, you have served under good
many ministers. Which Of them all
did you like best?" 5'dI!' = J.. 80. T..
12"Morriso4's cl9'es fitted me bestv'
viii replied CURLY. - ".' IL
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
The Milky Way.

: +, The milky way in the heavens IS
composed Of myriads Of fixed stars,
but It Is not true that they have any
influences that any body knows Of On the
direction Of the wind or other element
Of the weather Of the earth. Their ap1
parent changes Of position are due only,
to tho changes lof position, BY the earth
in its daily. and annual revolutions.
The stars In the milky way are 50 taH
from the earth ;that>it takes thousands
OF years for the light from them 10
reach US. >,,.,,,. ,,1, H.. II"
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=
Y All good flannel is shrunk before ~
ING offered to tho public. and the@proe:
Jss IL carried ION by the mostsxpert
S1need cloth wSrkers. The nannels ars
placed between two heavy wetssheetS
Arst and left III that position fsf,twen::
t-four to thirty-six hours. wheh rs;
msved they arS spread out on stscially
pt,patea fills lin drying roonFnsated
" stSshaptpes. whore they arstallow:
"a to=ssuaain until thoroughly dry The
next process II to place the lengths Of
tie flannel in folds between layers Of
glossy paper and subject it to "a press,
ing by hydraulic machines. The more
pressure they are subjected to the more
valuable and heavy the hannels be-
Graphic. -.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
;lBULLloT's:. BET.
A Bankers wager ON 81. swithin's
Day Rain Legend.

A Bankers waEer ON 81. swithin''
-'', Day Rain Legend.
There were few frenzied financiers In
England at the beginning Of the eight
eenth century If the banker Bulliot, of
whom the following story is told, can
be taken as an example: The feast of
st. Swithin, July Is, 1925, was par
ttcularly wet and stormy day. ....,
Trusting implicitly In the old super
stition, which says that II it rains on
st. Swithin's day it will rain for forty
days thereafter, Bulliot opened q. pool
for every one who was willing to bet
against him. The affair attained 80
much notoriety that the wager was re-
duced to writing. ......
III dating from st. Swithin's day"
reads the memorandum, lit rains more
or little during forty days successfully
Bulliot will be considered to have
gained, but If it cease to rain for only
one day during that time Bulliot has
lost" .....1r
For two weeks it contained to show.
er every day, and SO confident did the
banker become that he accepted as
stakes not only money, but gold head
ed canes, jewels, snuffboxes and even
clothes. When his cash gave out he
offered notes and bills Of exchange.
Another week passed, and Bulliot's
STIR was still in the ascendant.
But when" the twenty-second day
sank into u he west bright and cloud
less the unfortunate banker was ruined
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
Chinese Pirates,

Piracy is no new thing III the waters
around -Hongkong.o !! As long ago is the
thirteenth century the island Of Hong
,kong,ywas q piratical 'stronghcld. and
for centuries the: Chinese government
was unable to idrive the SEA robbers
out. All craft passing what IT, now
Hongkeng harbor were, compelled to
pay tribute. The higher elevations Of
the island served as lookout stations,
and, no boat that approached was per-
mitted to leave until it had paid toll.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
Tho Ifonic Architect.

WHO'S the famous architect Of whom
the following Is told: He had got out
the designs for a magnificent church to
cost 100000, and the committee wanted
him to reduce the price to $4,000. ."'
d ."Say5 80 shillings more, gentlemen"
he wrote. land have a nice spirs. -
London Taller. a. f.,,
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tNAYQoodrlRerly.


j. During the Apache war in Arizona
III '10oo Il Maricopat Indian rode "a hun
dfsd' imile3 attfwSen' sun and osun to
warn ~ pattyy Or iws1l to do emisrants
s4thxts tAea 4pa ehee hid PLANNED, tooa a.
bausbesade1 lthemI atF u certain pass. ne
: tdhu niH indian tvdluntt41 tersdeto guide the
{WaaaGxIon2 by another route. and when he
HiSdi d6as thls hs mounted his horse
1 rs 10 ef6iGGm Home; loosT b1a oi''#"3 bns ,r
y See hers; ~ ssfd' TIE 1eadef or the
I Hhail q ne youun2 Mari opaa;, YOU have
done us 4 good service. What Is your
prriSer' &:L7'''' 's1's '.<''' ''"'za
my pricer' repeated the astonished
Indian. ~ g.. :. =. u 81 y 49,, -.
''T1hat, is what I asked III III
~ have no price. Had gain been my
object would have Joined the Apaches
and met you in the pass" And SO say.
Ing the brave wheeled bis horse and
rode proudly away.
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Adam returning to dlnner) to Eve
Good heavens! Oh these women!
They can't leave anything alone. IYou!
have gone and made the salad out Of
my Sunday sclothes.-Bon Vivant. ,r:,;
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
Life ON the Farm.

Real life on the farm means corn In
abundance, hogs a-plenty, cows enough
ITO keep every vessel on the place over
lowing with milk. horses yfor, every
member Of the family, chickens, tur-
keys geese, ducks, fruit in season and
out of season, babies and good cheer
all the year round.-Houston CTex)
Post, -4@:rg
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23

q, my, only sobjectlon to tho young
man, said. the father, speaking OF the
,youth who proposed to bis daughter.
~ that hs doesn't seem to have the,
leaSt bit Of sense or foresight." an
N''But" answered the mother, she has
assmuch sense as you had when you
asked for my. hand" & .sty
IS ''Confound It! That's Just why I OBJ
ject to him. "Philadelphia Inquirer. sta
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
The Sanas Old Watch

Hello, Rummel. hear you had
your watch stolen the other day"
''Yes, but the thief is already caught.
Just think, the fool took 1t to the pawn;
hop, and there they Immediately rec
oinizsd IL as: mine and detained him."
-Tliegende Batter. T.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-11-23
Very Simple.

':Miss Short says she's thirty. but I'm
sure she 10 thirty-slx, every year Of It,"
well, you see, she was six before
she learned to count.
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Bohemian Rates,

Van Dauber-How much do You pay
q week for your board and roomf
0cribbler - Well, some expressmen
charge me 81 and some Is cents
Puck. 5. =. Az 4s-s, -. ~ ss- .7. & - -;i".
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- Among the Basutos and also with
the natives of the New Hebrides hiss.
hG n q sign Of applause.
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2 = :
Thers II not i single moment in life
that w can afford to lose.-Goulbwn.
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For further information inquire OF ~
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
Cornell Baseball Schedule.

ITHACA. Feb 1.-THE Cornell
schedule OF baseball follows; March IS.
q and IS, Vanderbilt university at
Nashville: 20 Nashville Southern
league at Nashville. so, Louisville
league team at Louisville; 81 Kentucky
university at Lexington, Ky: ADril L.
Hobart at Ithaca. g. Niagara at Itha-
ca: II. Dartmouth at Ithaca; Is, La
fayette at Ithaca: II, Rochester East
ern league at Ithaca; Is, Rochester
Eastern league at Ithaca q. Princeton
at Ithaca; 26. Amherst at Ithaca. 2S
Pennsylvania State at Ithaca: May 8,
Columbia at Ithaca; 8. Oberlin at Itha-
ca. Il, Princeton at Princeton. l6. Uni
versity of Vermont at Ithaca. is, Col
umbia at New York. %. Pennsylvania
at Philadelphia, %. Bucknell at Ithaca;
25, Fordham at New York; &c. Yale at
New Haven; so, Pennsylvania at 1tha-
ca; June l. AndoVer at AndoVer; ?,
Harvard at Cambridge: 20. alumni
game at Ithaca.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
ENGLISH CHAMPION MAY
MEET BATTLING DANE
Jabez White Has COmmunica-
tiOn From Tom 0'ROurke Re-
garding Match.
Tribune Special Sporting Service.

Tribune Special Sporting Service.
LONDON, Feb. 17,-Jabez White has
received a tempting offer to visit the
United States within the next month
or so, but before again visiting Ameri-
ca he is anxious to accommodate Bob
Russell in return match, or any other
of the London division who have
rushed into print. White is prepared to
box any man in the world for $500 or
$1,000 side at stone 10 pounds. the
contest to take place at the National
Sporting club. The Birmingham IA
vorite will not tackle Russell Buck
land Goldswain. or Daley elsewhere In
the metropolis, and further states that
unless Russell posted $1,000 on the sign
ing Of articles there would be no match
White, In view Of Immediate business.
has abandoned the idea OF Il Conti-
mental tour but before going TO the
States he may visit the Emerald isle
Jabez has been advised by Tom
O'Rourke of New York to cross the
pond before the arrival of the spring,
and in a letter to the English light
weight champion the American states
that he can be fixed up Immediately for
an encounter with Battling" Nelson.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
"SEE AMERICA FIRST"
Autom obilists Find That Homemade
Machines Are Best.

Mr. F.. r. Thomas OF Buffalo. ~ Y. the
automobile manufacturer. Ia spending several
weeks In California, touring from winter
rcsort TO another Mr.. Thomas left for the Pa
cine coast somc DAYS ago. leaving instructions
thnt his car should DO delivered 10 him thcre
Mr. Thomas is but one OF the mony who have
given these instructions. and the Indications
nre that there Will be host OF Eastern tour
Ists in California during the remainder OF tho
winter and early spring season,
The Significance OF this is double II shows
not only that those who formerly hpent their
winters In the sunny countries OF Southern Eu-
rope are now realizing tho beauties Of their
own land; but also that tho claso which could
afford and which bought foreign made cars,
have now become convinced that the American
manufacturer has ut last passed his ncross-thc-
water rival and 10 putting out cor that Is the
eaual II not the superior, Of the other.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
NEW GOLF COURSES,
News Of the Latest Enterprise Comes
From Isle Of Wight.

Tribune Special Sporting Service
LONDON, Feb 17.-Already 1905 threat
ems to beat the record of 1905 In the mat
ter Of new golf courses. Several cluos
are in process OF formation and news of
the latcs: enterprise comes from Cowes,
Isle OF Wight, with a note OF novelty.
1t is proposed TO convert Norris CAS-
tie which has been landmark on the
Soicnt for 12O years and where the late
Queen Victoria resided FOR some time, into
an up-to-date dormyhouse. with thirty
bedrooms, a Turkish bath and every other
desirable appointment, and to form. in
connection with the estate, golf and
yacht clubs.
The grounds, which cover 1i1 acres, with
a sea frontage of three-quarters of
mile, have been inspected by james Bax-
ton who has decided that an excellent
course. three and quarter miles In
length. can be formed, The SOIL is SANDY:
the sub-son is gravel and the turf is Of
a very good quality AT present there Is
no course at CoweS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
CANADIANS WILL NOT
CHALLENGE This YEAR
Yacht Race Sup to Remain in
American Hands Another
Year.
r,bun. Special Sporting Service.

Tribune Special Sporting Service
NEW YORK, Feb. 1.-THE Royal St
Lawrence Yacht club, the holder of the
Seawanhaka international cup for ten
wears. has decided not to challenge for
the cup, won last year by the Manches-
ter Yacht club, but to race for it once
more In 1907. They say eleven years
continuous racing for the trophy, as
challenger and then continuously as de-
fender, entities them to one years rest
1t is probable that William Robertson,
the Scotch designer. now resident OF
Montreal Will be chosen to design the
new challenger.
Sportsmanlike Proposition.
A proposition presented by the Sea-
waEhaka- -Corinthian club. the original
donor OF the trophy, TO the Manchester
Yacht club. looking toward change
in the conditions for the race. has been
declined. The reason assigned by the
Manchester club Is sportsmanlike In
deed. 1t is explained by e. A. Board
man, designer OF the Manchester which
won the cup for them, thus:
For ten years the Royal ST Law
rencc Yacht club has defended the cup
under the present conditions and while
they may not have produced boat
which we may like so we'll as an
other type, II Wouid pe uildii ~ Nh1 70 %
the conditions and take the Royal st.
Lawrence club into strange waters with
a strange type of boat without giving
them a chance to recover tie trophy
on the lines on which they lost it. If
another club should challenge, for the
club | would favor a change, but for
another year 1 do not believe we should
Ak conditions that might unduly handl-
cap the club which has courteously de-
.ondad tho trophy wear In and wear out
Without one question having ever been
raised as 10 the propriety OF Its ac-
tions."
The question OF changing the condi-
tlons has therefore been shelyed for an
other wear
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
Noted Swimmer Cashes In.

Feb. 1.-THE follow
details have been ascertained re-
rang the death OF b. b. Kieran In
australian championship at Bris-
q. hieran won the quarter-mile In
minutes % l-5 seconds. II appears
l-a' hter drinking glass OF iced wa
CO., ne war taken With cramps in the
nan mat was at first diagnosed
j,,e oiJ, he was too III TO swim in the
r,s championship (won by F.. w
$ ,nwInm aeiu1 the following day, and
fss worse was operated on for
penoicI',e IN private nursing home.
er, poor lao fingered for eleven days.
s-elHis good deal before his death
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
New Auto Clutches.

one of the moot interesting matters at the
automobile shows held so far this season and
ono which has created the most comment
nrnonE che automobile users, is the gradual.
but nevertheless sure. change from the old
stNle lcaiher-faccd cone clutch 20 that OF tho
disc type Not only is this true OF tho most
advanced styles in American high-powered
curs but in the most favored European makes.
too. 49,
number OF manufacturers use q multiple
disc clutch but some nakers have gone san
further in the march OF progress and use but
threo discs two Of them, those outside being
of grey iron. and the middle, or driving disc,
being OF manganese bronze. 1nvoriaoly this
middle disc is fitted With number OF cork
cushions. which absorb tho shock and Jar or
starting The three plates, when brought to-
gethcr by powerful spring, form n solid plato
of metal, whl,h does away with the possibility
OF any loss OF power by slipping.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
After College Ball Players.
Srortlns seryIee.

Tribune Special Sporting Service.
SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. 1.-THE fac
ulty athletic committee of Leland STAN
ford university In It's report TO Presi-
dent Jordan touches on the question OF
summer" baseball players as follows:
This committee has as yet had very
Httle difficulty with the question OF the
summer hotel ballplayer, which has
been such menace to college baseball
In the East. but. In the town and com
mercial mines, as they exist on the
coast, there exist in all probability fac
tors OF still greater danger TO amateur
baseball Teams Of this class play for
gate receipts, which mainly go toward
compensating the professional and
poorer professional players comprisin
inc nucleus of these mines.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-01-18
Golf Workers in India.

CALCUTTA, Feb, 17.-One the Tolly-
gung links, Mr., f.. Abby Collins OF AL
derbourgh (Suffolo, who won last
wears amateur championship OF India,
was beaten In the scmi-anal round Of
this years competition by Mr.. T. r. S.
Mackenzie OF Calcutta. who won the
match by and s. Mr.. Mackenzie sub
sequently secured the championship. In
a field OF thirty-siX competitors. ny
beating Lieut., Campbell's opponent. In
the semi-6Eal was Lieut.. Ingl!s of the
Highland Light infantry who lost by
S and Z,