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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1906-02-03
SEES ESKIMO GRATITUDE.
lacking in All That Makes for PO-
likeness, Appreciation Of Kind
ness Is Heartfelt.

Inc ESklmOS OF Alaska appear
to be of the same race as those of
Labrador. Even in the matter Of
languages these widely separated
branches of the tribe differ less
than some Of our neighboring
tribes of Indians. They are an in
~teresting people in many respects,
but the fates seem to be against
them, as they were against the In
dams Of our own country, says a
writer in Youths Companion.
These singular people are hos
pitable in their primitive way.
They are, Of course, totally def
cient in all the formalities and po
lite usages of civilization. On en-
tering one of the huts you are
never asked to sit down, or when
leaving you are never asked to
call again. When they visit a
white mans cabin they do not
knock, but open the door and walk
in without any ceremony. When
they take their departure they do
so in the same informal manner.
They are unguestionably grateful
for fayors shown them, yet when
you do them a kindness. there is no
outward sign or expression of
gratitude at the time.
A native lad about 16 years of
age came into my cabin one morn
ing, suffering from an acute
bowel complaint. l happened to
have a preparation for this
trouble in my medicine chest, and
administered to him a dose accord
ing to directions. 1t relieved him
somewhat, and after eating his
dinner he returned home, a dis
lance of some ten miles. In week
or ten days he came back, bringing
with him a number of curios,
which ne had wrapped with care
in a piece of deerskin and placed
in a small canvas sack. Taking
the curios out of the sack one by
one, and unwrapping them care
fully, he laid them on the table,
saying as he did so, in his broken
English: "Yon like emp Re,
ceiving an affirmative reply, he
said: "You catch EN-" at the
same time showing the articles
toward me.
| thought the young man was
bent upon a trade, so to please
him Laid out upon the table a
number of edible articles, togeth-
er with a red bandanna handker-
chief-a red handkerchief is
priced highly by all the natives
and awaited his decision. 1t was
soon Forthcoming.
me no catch 'em," he said,
pointing to the articles which I
had selected for him. "Me no trade
him you" pointing to the articles
which he had placed upon the ia.
BILE. "Me give him you" He left
the trinkets with me, but would
not accept a thing in return for
them.
Some four weeks afterward this
Indian boy came to my cabin
again. He brought with him on
his second visit a pair of small
snowshoes and a miniature Eski
mo sled. He had been told that
] had a little boy at home, andhe
made me understand that he had
made the snowshoes and the sled
for him, insisting that | should
take them, which | did; but he
; stoutly resisted anything in re.
! tupn FOR fhpm All this was IL
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1906-02-03
PLAY GOLF IN THE ALPS.
Spots as Level as 4 Billiard Table
Please the Eye of Sporty" Low
ing Enthusiast.

oNAOAtt AAhA nAAACo Va 81
the Alps: "In the valleys there
are people in scarlet coats play
ing the imported Scottish game of
golf. The highway along which
the diligences run winds its way
past a unique golf links. The keen
est golf enthusiast who ever be
mailed the lack of a sporty
links would have been satisfied
with this one in the high Alps.
There are many little pocket val.
leys in the Alps, which from far
up the peaks look as level as a bill
lard table but on close inspection
the indicat ems of their Alpine
parentage crop out. They are but
the wash of ages, which has
secured down from the primeyal
rock of the peaks. Usually it is
a very shallow layer of soil which
forms the valley floor, beneath
which is igneous rock. Every
now and then there is a littlefault
in the floor of the valley, like the
gigantic ones in the mighty Alps
which tower above you. 1t may
be only a little rayine from 20 to
40 feet deep, but its sides are al
most perpendicular. The native
goes up and down this immature
precipice, walking on the edge of
his feet and digging his toes into
the soft soil. When it is so steer
that it leans over backward and
nothing but a bird could climb it.
then the natives cut steps in the
face of the wall.
"These the hazards on thu
Alpine goIt links. Wait and yor
will see an elderly English gentle
man in the bottom of one of these
gOrges making violent dabs at l
small ball with a niblick or ,
mashie, which small ball ONLY
dashes against the perpendicular
bank and falls behind him. N,
wonder that the natives here lool
upon the Englishmen as bein!
mad. To travellers from lowlan,
and sea coast it is exasperating t,
see the little caddies, BOTH boys an,
girls, careering lightly over thes.
links, as if they we're on skates
10 us plain dwellers it is a marye
how they run up and down thesI
precipices without getting out o
breath. We forget that theyhav0
mountain lungs. Did you ever tr.
to walk rapidly up a hill at an elt
walton of 5000 or 1000 feet
Mountain climbing is done slowly
as a rule, but golf players usr
ally walk rapidly. In the big'
Alps they temper their enthus.
asm and move deliberately.
"Our caddies were of diiferen
tongues, some speaking German
some Italian, some Romanisl
Among them was a little one Gale
Sylvia. Sylvia was an Italia
caddie. She was about eightyQ
old and three feet high, yet sh
would run up and down thes
slopes without apparently gettin
out of breath. Isaw her pursuin
a goat one day and she %oyertoo
the animal without much diff
Guilty. True it was not a mountai
chcamois, but a domestic goa.
Yet even the domestic goats of tn
high Alps move rapidly on perpe1
dicular slopes"
Il IT,"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1906-02-03

Mr.. Kidder-l don't think You
kiss quite so earnestly as other
girls / know.
Miss Gottim--Is thatsog Why,
other men say I do Cleveland
Leader.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1906-02-03
To The HomeseekaF.

Through tho NJ. X. & I. Land Bureau,
thousands OF acres OF rich farm lands Tim
proved and unimprovedl. located along the
nLle OF the Missouri. Kansas & Texas Ry In
Missouri. Kansas, Indian Territory. Okla
bona and Texas. are now offered for sale.
The lands are especially adapted 20 the
growth OF corn. wheat, oats, fruits. veee-
tables. rice, cotton. sugar cane and FOR stock
farming. The lands are well located as 70
lmarHr.c cahonir aso
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
BOX SUPPER.

The Independent Order OF Red
Men gave a box supper in the
Odd Fellows III all on last
Thurday night, which was well
attended After the boxes were
sold voting contest took place.
and Miss Carrie Gillian re-
ceived the largest number Of
votes as the prettiest girl pres
ent and received a large cake.
q. ID. Jenkins. the photog-
rapher, received "a e largest
number of votes as the ugliest
man present.
Prof. Cramer furnished the
music for the occasion and after
the supper gave lecture. with
stereOsc0pic v ie VS.. on the
Amrican Indian, which was
h i < h | y interesting and i'm
strUctive.
The Red Men have good
lodge at this place. which is CON
tinually growing in numbers.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
MRS. PATTERSON DEAD.

Mrs. J. b. Patterson died at
her home in the Gap Monday
night about $3.50 O'Clock. after an
illness of some time. Mrs. Pat
tersOn was sc years of age and
had been in feeble health for
quite a while. She had i'm
proved considerably in health
however up to a few days ago
when she took a relapse. and
died as above stated.
Mrs. Patterson was a most
excellent Christian lady and
was loved by all who knew
her, and was a member of the
Methodist Episcopal Church.
Funeral services were con
Quoted from the residence at 10
O'Clock to-day by Rev. 1. b.
Giles and the remains were laid
10 rest in Glencoe cemetery.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
MRS. LOUISA KELLY DEAD.

Mrs. Louisa Kelly, widow of
L. ID. Kelly, and mother of
Mrs. 5. h. lessee and Mrs. +.
b. lessee, Of this place, died at
the home of 5. X, lessee at Q
p. m. Tuesday, after a linger-
ing illness. Mrs. Kelly was a
sister of the late G. w. Evans.
of this place, and was 90 years
of age.
She had made her home with
5. r. jesse since the death Of
her husband, eleven years ago.
The funeral will take place
from Mr.. Jessee's residence at
4 p. m. today, "wednesday
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
GlLLY-GILLY.

Mr.. l. T. Gilly. chief of DO.
lice of Big Stone Gap, and who
is also engaged in the merchan-
tie business at this place, left
Monday for Rogersville, Tenn. +.
where he will be married to
Miss Addie Gilly, daughter
of Mr.. James Gilly. a promi-
nent farmer of Hawkins county.
at noon today. Mr.. Gilly will
return to the Gap with his
bride the latter part of this
week, where they will reside
IN the future.
This young couple is well
known in this section, where
they have many friends and
relatives, all of whom wish
them a happy and prosperous
married life together.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
FROM APPALACHlA.

Mrs j. II. Mathews spent last
Saturday at Appalachia. the
very welcome guest of Mrs.
TOmpkins.
Mr. and Mrs. Alfred owen
and daughter. Dorothy, of Sto-
mega, passed through here Sat.
urday and accompanied Mrs.
Mathews 90 her home at Big
Stone Gap.
Mrs. ". h. Lee was quite sick
few days the past week.
Prof. Dougherty visited at
Gate City the latter part of last
week.
Miss Maude Riggs was called
home 60 East Stone Gap on ac-
count of her little brothers i'll
ness last Friday. Miss Char
lOtte Slower taught her room
full of students during Miss
Riggs absence.
Mrs. Grim was quite sick the
latter part of last week.
Miss Fannie Elliott returned
last week from visit TO IN
diana.
Mr.. w. h. Lee vent TO Blue.
field on business last Wednes
day, returning Thursday.
Mr.. sgd Johnson, of Norton
was In town Saturday.
Mr.. Collier spent Saturday a
Stonega.
Mrs. DR.. Smith returned Fri
day from a visit of several day.
at Pennington Gap.
Rumor says the V. &. S. w
Railway company expect a,
soon as their vestibule car
come to make a first class pas
senger train of the "Short Dog.
Gregory Thomas went to Ry'
/ Cove Sunday visiting his sister
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
slOO REWARD, sIOe.

The readers Of this paper viii be pleased 20
learn that ihere is at least one dreaded disease
that science has beer able 10 care in all
its stages, and that is Catsrrh. Eail's
CatarTh Cure IS the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutioRal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally, acts3g directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces Of the system,
thereby destroying the foundation Of the
disease. and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing It's work. The prOprietors
have 50 much faith in its curative power that
they offer Que Hundred Dollars for any case
that il fails TO cure Send Tor list Of testi-
moDials.
Address FL. CHENEY co, Tolstlo, o.
Sold by ali druggists, Use.
Take Halls f&ua.l Pills for constipatiaa Z.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
FROM DRYDEN.


Dryden, Va, Oct. 23.-Dr. ID.
Y. Orr came down from Big
Stone Gap Friday morning and
spent the day in Dryden.
Mrs. j. w. Wolfe was quite
sick last week but is improving
raidly.
Mrs. Winnie Orr was on the
sick list the first Of The week.
A. c. Hin, Of Norton. spent
Sunday IN Dryden.
Talmage Young was seriously
lHdisposed for several days last
week.
Mr. MOomaw came up from
Middlesboro Saturday night and
spent Sunday In Dryden.
Misses Flora Wygal. ollie
Flauary and May Russell went
down TO Pennington Saturday
on shopping expedition.
: Mrs. Margaret lessee returned
/ Sunday night from a visit Of
several days to relatives at Pen
nington.
Miss Edith Dunnam. Of Nor.
ton, was the guest of Miss Pat
Richmond Saturday and sun
day.
Rev. j. r. Wolfe left Monday
morning for WEIGH. West Viz
ginia. after spending several
days with home folks.
The infant daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Greene Parsons. Of
near Dryden. died Friday Of
Group, and was buried I'm the
cemetery at this place Saturday
afternoon. r. rev. Hicks con
. Quoted the services az the grave.
VIII Bailey left Monday
morning for West Virginia.
after spending several DAYS
f with friends and relatives.
Prof ! b. Wolfe. a. b. SAT
iie. j. b. Wygal, with their re-
. spective wives and families
came over from Green Hill sun
day morning and spent the day
i'm Dryden.
Rev Ira r Hicks. the evan.
! gelist. filled Rev. G.. r. Steele's
regular appointment al this
place Sunday morning Rev
j. r. Wolfe. former pastor ol
Anderson Street NJ. r.. Church.
of Bristol, preached at 3 O'Clock
in the afternoon. Rev. Steele
, preached at Green Hill SUNDAY
+ night.
a lone ghost. that did moi
. choose 90 wait for Halloween
, strayed into Robt. W. Orr
D. orchard one night recently am,
almost shattered the nervous
systems of some of our gallan
- young men who were escortinl
Misses Winnie and Bernice or
home after mail call They a,
say the Misses Orr were chiefly
responsible for the ghosts zap
pearauce at that particular timl
and place. However. the vouni
, men We're very courageous. an'
. advanced, weapons in hand
y upon the supposed apparition
L and in trembling tones demand
e ed the why and wherefore of 10
T. presence
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

NJ. duU MN. W. w. taylor.
Misses Francis Willis and Memo
Vineyard, James Taylor and
Dervin Cox, spent Sunday af-
teruoon at the Natural Tunnel.
Rev. n. K. Burkhart, of Lee
county, spent Saturday and
Sunday very pleasantly i'm the
Gap visiting his daughter, Mrs.
T.. X. Taylor.
Attorney w. 5. Mathews left
Monday for Richmond as a del
egate to the State Masonic
Grand Lodge, which is being
held In that city this week.
Oysters today at Muncy's.
w. b. Kilbourne left Sunday
morning on a business trip to
Roanoke. Lynchburg and Rich
mond, the latter place where
he VIII attend the annual meet
ing Of the State Masonic Grand
Lodge.
Old newspapers for sale at
his office at 20 cents per 100.
The Coeburn Progress has
been bought by A. z. Crockett
and others of that place and
will be run in the future as a
Republican paper under the
name Of the Herald. "
Andy Witt, treasurer of the
Interstate Finance and Trus {
Company, returned Saturday
night from St. Louis. where he
had been TO attend the annual
meeting Of the American Bank
ers Association.
Mrs. V. S. Paine came over
from Bristol Sunday evening
with Mr.. Paine, and spent the
night in the Gap, leaving for
her home in New York Monday
morning.
Do you want the bests Phone
Muncy.
Reporter called. sir. 10
see If you could tell me anything
of the affairs of the bank whose
wreck is inst announced. 81
Substantial Citizen-"G O
heavens, man, how should
know anything about list affairs
Why, I'm one of the board OF
directors
Castleton Wade and Miss
Venice Wyatt, of Turkey Cove
were united in marriage at tn,
home OF the bride on last Sun
day evening.
Or. \. :. Priddy, of Bristol
has been elected superintendent
| of the Southwest Hospital a
Marion, TO fill the cane,
caused by the death of DR.. Pres
ton.
This is the season of deca,
. and weakened vitality. Natur
Is being shorn of it's beauty anl
bloom. If you would retail
yours. fortify your system wit
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountai.
Tea. 35 cents. Tea or Tablets
Hamblen Brothers.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
NEW BANK AT REMINGTON GAP.

The Lee County Bank at Pen
nington Gap, Va, capital 500, :
600 to $4,000, has been char
tered by j. .. Gibson, presi-
dent; j. c.. Noel, vice-president !;
w. b. Emmert, Pennington
Gap, Va; John II. Caldwell,
Bristol, Va; j. M. Barr, Nor
folk, Va
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

4 jewel pin, set with opals
and diamonds, between post
Office and Bullitt's residence.
Finder Will please return same
to Mrs. Bullitt and be literally
rewarded
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

Mr.. f. +. Splitter, of Osaka,
and Miss frankie Stallard, of
this place, went to Cumberland
Gap last Sunday morning and
were united in marriage, re-
turning TO the Gap Sunday
night. The wedding was a sur
prise TO these young peoples
friends, but they wish them
much success and happiness.
They will reside at Osaka.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
LOCAL ITEMS.


Cowan Stallard was down
from Norton last Thursday.
u c. T. Richmond, Jr.. of
dorchester, was in town last
Thursday.
i L. Phillips, OF Louisville,
was in town last week.
+ A. Dalton of Richmond.
was in town last week.
Albert s. Kelly returned
Thursday night from a visit to
relatives in Giles County.
Fmmit Orr, of Jonesville. and
Dr. Baker. of Pennington Gap.
were I'm town last week.
z ID. Baker returned Thurs
dav night from a business trip
10 Harlan County, KY
The frost and freeze last week
completely destroyed the chest
nut crop in this section.
Go to Hamblen Bros. for your
school stationery.
II Blackley, of Bristol, was
registered at Hotel Eugene last
Friday
J. b. Mason, of Pittsburg
Pa. was registered at Hotel
Eugene Friday.
II. A. Morrison, of Gate City,
was in the Gap last week.
Robert l.. Miller, of Pikeville,
Ky. was a visitor TO the Gap
last week.
Fresh shipment Of olive oil at
Muncy's.
November6th is election day.
Almost here.
The streets of the town are
needing more Stag 10 keep them
from getting muddy in rainy
weather. Now is a good time
Of the year TO Stag the streets.
Navor w. III. Horton returned
Frijey night from Buchanan
county. where he spent last
week expounding the doctrines
Of the Republican party.
W. b. Hancock, of Norton
vas registered at Hotel Eugene
last Friday.
q. q. Counts, Of Wise. spen
Thursday night in the Gap, Ell
route TO Gate City on business
Just in Reechnpt brand pea
nut butter. Muncy.
Mrs Robert l.. McLemore. O
Wise. is visiting her sister. Mrs
R. ID. Baker, in the Gap.
Mr. and Ms. w. &. Moore. O
West Virginia, spent a few
days last week in the Gap Wis
itng relatives.
Dr. +. Hayes, the eye special
list. spent Monday at Norton Of
business.
Orlando Amburgey left Sun
day morning for Russell coun
ty, where he will spend a FEY
days visiting relatives.
VIM. VI. Slemp came owe
from Abingdon Saturday nigh
and will remain in the Ga
until after the election.
Mrs. G.. A. Smith and sol
Harry, of Graham, Va, al
spending a few days in the Ga
this week the guests of Mr.
Laura Buckley and family.
40 meeting of the tow
council yesterday the long dii
cussed water franchise wa
awarded to the Clear Cree
Water Company, which is il
IDENTIFIED with the Virginia Coz
and Iron Company N ort o
Free Press.
Mise Maggie Gilly j. visitin
her sister, Mrs. f. G. Payne ;
h Roanoke.
Gladeville baseball cram
took much interest in the rigl
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
SPECIAL TRAIN
To Norton on Next Saturday Night.
October 9Th.

There will be run a special
train from Big Stone Gap 20
Norton. leaving Big Stone Gap
at 6:30 p. nm. Eastern time. The
train viii stop on the l.. x n.
track near the colored church
opposite town going and com
ing and will make all regular
stops on the way.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

Ii won't be long until Santa
Claus will commence to rig up
his slay for the Christmas holt
days.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

Legal forms of all kinds for
sale by the Wise Printing Com
pany.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
MORE CARPENTERS WANTED.

10 to 20 carpenters wanted at
once. Wages S1.75 to $3.50 per
day. Apply TO 1. b. Giles, fore
man, Crab Orchard, Va. 40 43
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

If you are hard to please call
in and see Muncy's line and you
will have no trouble in getting
your wants filled. Muncy
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

For the best fancy and staple
groceries 90 TO Hamblen Bros.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

This train will be operated
for the benefit of people who
desire TO attend the Republican
meeting at Norton which will
be addressed by Hon. Geo. a.
Dobson, of " h o IN Secretary
Shaw said, If there is one man
more responsible than any other
for Missouri going Republican
that man is Geo. \. DObsOn. s"
The train will return after the
speaking IS over.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24

All kinds of legal blanks for
sale by the Wise Printing Co.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1906-10-24
Reads Read: Reacls


The and best nrrican Novelties To bnv has,
eseor s5"oe for oosav waters reading We osr them ~
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-04-04
A SMALL ARMY
OF DESCENDANTS
ATMoRE COUPLE HAVE IA Chill,
DREN, II GRANDCHILDREN,
AND SO GREAT GRAND
CHILDREN.

Atmore, Ala, April 3.-Mr. and Mrs.
C. Coleman have without a doubt the
largest number of lineal descendants
Of any couple in the south. They are
the parents of IA children, the grand
parents Of ~, and the great grandpar-
ents Of 36. At the present time there
are living IL children g boys and 8
girls), so grand children $50 boys and
80 girls) and 81 great grand children,
Us boys and Is girls).
Mr.. Coleman was "a years of age the
Goth Of last December, and Mrs. Cole
man was IS years old the LIST day of
March. They are enjoying good
health, earn their own living and are
doing we'll.
Miss Ethel Nichols, the daughter of
Mr.. B. Nichols, speRt the past week
at Century, Fla, with her cousin, Mr..
j. G. Nichols, and HAD a. nice time.
Mr.. J. r. Coleman and Mr.. II. Cole
man were visiting the Chautauqua last
! Itching piles proxoIei profanity, but
profanity won't cure them, Doan's
Ointment cuEes 1Sching, bleeding or
protruding plies after years Of suRer-
ing. At any drug rstore.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-04-04

"While in Berlin one hot day." said
a traveller, 81 stepped into a combina-
ton beer garden and restaurant and
ordered glass of beer and some fruit.
The waiter shook his head.
You won't get fruit and beer to-
gether in Berlin, herr he said.
Why not? said /.
1t is against the law the waiter
replied. There is a law here In Ger
many that no one is to be served beer
and fruit together If a restaurateur
breaks this law he loses his license. It
is a good law the waiter added. 1T is
based on good sound sense. Beer and
fruit don't mix. They are bad for the
stomach. Sometimes they cause death
"Since that time" the tourist ended,
81 have never mixed beer and fruit.
1t is a strange idea, isn't it, to have
food laws like that? Suppose congress
should pass law forbidding the eat
ing at the same meal of ice cream and
lobster or mince pie and plum pudding.
What a howl would go up, eh?"-NeW
York Press.