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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04
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She-Here's joke about woman
trying to sharpen lead pencil 1 can't
see any point to it!
He-Nobody can That's what the
joke says.-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04
only Needed Prompting.

Teacher-Why, Willie Goode; I'm sur
prised at you not knowing what cape
is. A cape is narrow neck of land
now, can you finish the definition?
Willie Goode-Sure! A cape is mar
row neck of land rubberin' into the
ocean!-Puck.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04
Values.

"After all, kiss is worth only what
the contracting parties think it's
WORTH
WELL girls kiss is always worth
its face value. Philadelphia Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04

It invigorates, strengthens and
builds up. 1t keeps you in condition
physically, mentally and morally.
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea will do. IS cents, Tea or
Tablets. Nick Doffing & Co.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04
Annual Creamery Meeting.

The Blue Grass Separator Cream
cry Co. will hold its annual meeting
at Hamlin the Sth day of January
1905. G. U. CHRISTENSEN,
L. % 2w Secretary.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04
Very Hard.

"Of course horseshoe always means
luck
ooh, yes and if the horse passes 1t
up to you behind your back it means
hard luck. Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04

Perfection can only be attained in
the physical allowing Nature to APP.
propriate and not dissipate her own
resources. Cathartics grippe, weaken.
dissipate, while DeWitt's Little
Early Risers simply expel all putrid
matter and bile, thus allowing the
liver to assume normal activity. Good
for the complexion. Sold by Nick
Doffing & Co.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04
Fire Visits Charlton.

Charlton, Ia, Jan. 1.-Fire burned
six large brick blocks on the north
side of the city square. The loss may
reach 100000. Six of the best stores
of the city are in ruins, and large
number of real estate offices, doctors
offices and other places were wiped
out. The postoffice and most of the
contents are burned.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04

Have ye,t ackaci6,s Get a box of Kid
asSs credit is 20 t wonsderful%reras.s.E
the treacherous malady.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04

Mrs. VIM. Olsen was reported quite
ill the first of the week, the services
of a physician being required.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04

Nels Jensen, the carpenter, was out
outh-west of town on business for
few days.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04

~ Hanlin X

Bay Window glass has advanced in
price.
Even the ladies had their fun New
Years night.
The beautiful snow fell all fore
noon Tuesday.
Oluf Hansen visited in Extra Mon
day afternoon for short time.
Nelson shipped one car of grain
and five cars of hogs the past week.
Oluf Hansen had real genuine bus
mess at the county seat New Years
night.
Postmaster Bruhn and family
spent Sunday with friends in Kim
ballton.
Rev. Johansen, of Botanic, was
making pastoral calls in Hamlin
Tuesday.
Oluf Hansen will go to Elk Horn
Wednesday to attend the meeting
of the lumber company Thursday.
The Christmas tree was a great
success, the attendance large, pres
ents numerous and the exercises fine.
The Elk Horn and Kimballton
Lumber Company received two cars
of hard coal and four of soft coal
this week.
Ole Olesen has commenced work on
the addition to his barn, which will
be enlarged to give room for twelve
more horses.
Chris Hansen intended to COM
mence work on his new house this
week but the storm will stop the
work for time.
Nels Jensen and Oluf Hansen were
entertained out at Jens P. Christen-
sens New Years evening and partook
good supper.
send the Journal to your relative
friend who is absent and they will
TX of you fifty-two times in
T.. Only S1.00.
Chris Petersen and Miss Matilda
Carstensen, Of Elk Horn, spent New
ears, here and partook of fine
opsr at j. @. Johnson's.
1r. and MRS. Ed Dryden celebrated
~. silver wedding December 81.
It forty of their friends and
1eighbors were there to assist them
in the pleasant undertaking.
If you expect the Hamlin columns
to be filled each week send or give
us the news not later than Tuesday
forenoon. We are in town that day
and will be pleased to publish any
legitimate and reliable news.
Hamlin markets-Cattle, butcher
stuff, % ca 81, tops, 5 90; hogs, 4.75;
wheat, 64c; corn, 29c; oats, 221ac
barley, Csc; potatoes, soc; Or. butter,
24c; dairy butter, zoe; eggs, &c,
hens, Sc; ducks, SC; geese &c; turkeys
i22c.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Gerard OF
east of Guthrie Center came over to
spend Nu1as at the home of their
daughter, Mrs. Charley Garnett.
Mr.. Gerard returned Thursday but
Mrs G.. remained to assist in caring
for that fine grandson.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Garnett, December Goth, fine big
boy. Charley considers this, one of
the very finest Xmas gifts any
household in the township, has re-
ceived. May the boy grow to be
dutiful son the pride and JOY of the
parents in the future years. Grand
pa Garrett feels joyful over the event
as this adds one more branch to the
family tree Of the Garnetts'.
The Danish people take but little
note of Halloween but make it all up
and more too when the holidays
come, as was demonstrated here New
Years morniDg when some of our
friends went to build fires in their
stoves. The stoves wouldn't draw
and on Investigation, the fues were
found to be crammed with hay and
straw, which was held down by a
few brick. At other places, buggies
were placed on sheds or exchanged,
but as there was no property injured
of that kind, no hardness of feeling
is or was manifested.
Annual Creamery Meeting.
IT,. d., r..o. C..o.,.o.. r.o,,,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-01-04

A number of the friends of MI.
George Harrington helped him cele-
brate his natal day January LIST.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
ZONE TALENT CONCERT.
A Rare Treat In Store For the Peo-
pie of Florence.

Next Tuesday evening, January
2srd at the Houston opera house will
be offered the most elevAtiug smuse.
ment and noble teaching ever wit.
messed on any stage. Inspiring music
BY . dozen Of our ablest artists has
been secured as = fitting prelude and
accompaniment to that last and most
sauEed Of medieval dramas-The
Passion Play In pictures.
Seven hundred characters are re-
quired for this performAnce-the age
Of the play 10 measured by GEN.
tufiss-its teachings extend from
Bsthlshem to NJ. Calvary and lis
admirers are counted BY the mil.
lions.
John L. HtoddArd. who has travel.
ID much and written more. says Of
the Passion Play:
III has long outlived its kindred.
snd now apon . solitary altar this
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
CKATTEL MORTGAGE
CAUSES A MURDER
Wealthy Ohio Farmer Killed
in His Own Home.
Great Excitement Prevails in
Village Over the Mysterious
Death Which Occur
red Last Night.

Warren. o., Jan. 20-Ths people
Of West Farmington. . village near
here. arc greatly excited today - .
result Of . mysterious murder last
night Of r. K. Lewis, wealthy
banker and farmer. An unknown
man went to the homo Of Lewis in .
carriage Last evening. They were In
conference for an hour. At the end
Of that time . hired man Of Lewis
found him lying dead with his head
crushed. his hands and feet being
tightly bound. The body wAs covered
with burning straw which had been
saturated With coal oil. and tho un.
known man was missing. II 10 bs.
lisved that murder followed . quarrel
over business matters. Lewis held
many Thousands Of dollars in shattsl
mortgage and 1t is believed that .
quarrel over ore Of them resulted in
his death. He WAS Q widower. 70
years u age and lived alone.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

MAY BE MILLER-A dispatch
from Colorado Springs 10 the Denver
morning papers says that . negro had
been arrested 10 boz oar i've miles
cast Of that city late lass night and
that hs answers she description Of Abe
Miller the negro who IL wanted for
participating in the saloon shooting
st Portland Tuesday night. Up 10
noon. however. the local officers ror
the SHERIFF. once have not been no.
tiled Of she arrest. A man answer.
Ing the description OF Wheeler. the
white man who did the shooting. on
Wednesday hired . horse and buggy
from . Pueblo livery stable. drove
away ard hss .ot been sseu or heard
Of siDos. There is strong suspicion
thst he Wa wheeler.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
Mormons Almost suffoca.ed.

St. Louis. Jan. Walter R. viii.
son. Of Stafford. Ariz and y. r. Cox.
Of Ottawa Falls. Idaho, Mormon
elders. were taken unconscious from
room in the Oregon hotel overcome
BY gas early this morning. A rail
road ticket and COS in bills which
Cox had placed under his pillow are
missing. They we're taken to the
oity hospital where it is stated they
will recover. They were bound for
Chattanooga. Tenn. to attend q
church conference. They were unsc.
costomed to gas jets and failed to
turn on the flow when they retired.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
STAR SW|NDLER
SEEKS RELEASE
Now Serving Last End Of
Five Year Sentence.
William C. Woodward, alias "Big
Hawley," King of Confidence
Men, Has but Six
Months to Serve.

Boston. Mass. Jan. 20-The doors
Of the state prison at Charleston will
open soon for the release Of william
O. Woodward. alias big Hawley."
known in almost every quarter o. the
globe asking Of the confidence men"
expert card sharp and one of the most
noted allround swindlers. Woodward
is seeking his freedom through the
United States district court on the
ground that he is being held illegally.
but even il this effort fails he soon
will be released ~ he is now serving
the last six months Of sentences az
gre9ating Ave years.
Woodward's . career 10 one Of the
most sensational in the annals Of
American criminology. He 10 believ.
ed to have made $1,000. 900 ON his
wits, and his Versatility has been
shown in almost every kind Of in.
genious fraud schemes. He 10 believed
to be the son Of prominent Memphis
parents. and his grandfather 10 said
to have been q supreme court judge in
Tennessee. His life reads like =
fAshy novel. When boy. he olaims
he fell in with gypsies, and became
imbued- with their wandering spirit.
While . mere hoy he wss charged
with gliding nickels. When his
father WAS Arrested on the charge Of
embezzlement, he went to New York
and started in earnest on his cAeckered
career. He hoated = big green goods
game. and he soon became an expert
card sharp. In New York he picked
mp $500. 900 from . Washington man
on . salted silver mine game.
Az Hon. Lionel Musgrave. with
dpe house at Remington be cut .
great swath in London. He fs,oed
people right and left. and from rich
Tasmania merchant he took $500. 900
in one night. In 1897 he wAs arrest.
ed In Boston for An attempt to blsck.
mail Millionaire Bridsman OF New
YORK. and after telling . complete
story Of his life to Judge Fursmaa he
was sent to Sing Sing for i've Year,.
A few months after his release he be-
came involved In . big green goods
scheme in Boston. At his trial II
was stated that he had been ~.
ested thiry-stven times. Al the
ChArlessown prison he 10 the only
inmate who 10 not credited with .
legitimate occupation. He IL booked
~ . professional swindler.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
sacred hre burns. still kept aliv, BY
the breath Of simple petty.

sacred fire burns. still kept aliv, by
the breath Of simple petty.
'In 1880 saw this play for tho
first time. I went to 1t expecting
very little. left It In astonishment
and admiration. In 1890 I saw II
again and all my first impressions
were confirmed. The world 10 wide.
bnt It contains no sight like that OF
Ober.
Most people are aware that there Ia
but one stage In the world npon which
the Passion Play Ia performed anu
the probabilities are that she stnge
performanc, will never be witnessed
except In that one BavAriAn town. II
requires over two miles Of films to
throw all tho scenes Of this play on
CANVAS and from this we should gain
. better idsA Of that religious focus
which once In every decade makes
Bavaria tho central attraction for the
whole Ohristian world. 10. 20
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
Gathering Evidence.

A local man Is In receipt from .
Denver attorney asking for informa.
tion about the Battle Of Dunnvilie"
shAt was fought BY the militia against
the Western Federation Of Miners at
Dunnville during the time Of the
Cripple Greek strike and In which =
miner named Carley 10 said 10 have
been shot to death BY the militiamen
headed BY Gen. Bell.
This attorney 10 seeking the infor-
nation preparatory to bringing an
action to recover for the death Of she
miner. The nformAtion contained
in the missive 10 very mesger ~ 70
details. but IL 10 said that . brother
Of the dead man IL having the salt
instituted. After the battle" many
miners Of this county who were pros
pectinG In the new camp. came home
and told Of the events Of that day.
Many Of them arc still here aAd II IL
sheir evidence that shs Dsavsr legal
light 10 tTyinG to get.
The events Of the raiding Of shs
Dunnville camp BY the militia 10 still
frssh In the minds Of Florence people.
Adj. Gen. Bell Of the Colorado Ma
tional guard with about dossn sol.
diers chartered . special train and
went down to the nav camp. anA
according 70 eye witnesses. - soon -
the train stopped II 10 alleged thas
the fight begun. Rosnd after
round Of shots we're hrsd ~ ths dee.
Ing men and In the battle ees Of the
miners named Oaflsy was shot asA
killed. His body wss taken bssk %
Cripple Greek.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
Fire Frightens Guests.

Philadelphia. Jan. 20-Flames were
discovered early today under the roof
garden Of. the fashionable hotel
Flanders The guests were sll asleep
1t the time. Someone In the upper
corridors smelt the smoke and gave
the alarm and soon all the Railways
ware crowded with half Glad and bad.
ly frightened guests. Promp action
on the part Of the management 70 get
the patrons Of she house safely into
the elevator and taken to plAoes Of
safety probably prevented terrible
soene. No none WAS injured.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
Hague Committee Named.

Warrington. Jan 20-Ssoretary
Root today announced that the Ameri.
can representatives to the approach.
Ing conferences to be held vt The
Hague will be Joseph Choate. former
ambassador to England; Horace Por.
ter. former ambassador 70 France. aud
George Rose Of Litsls Rock. Ark. 4.
president Of the American Bar sssocia.
tion.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
Folk, Weaver, sonaparte.

Boston. Mass, Jan. 20-A notable
assembly will gather about the board
at the Hotel Somerset tonight on the
OCCASION Of the annual banquet Of the
Boston Nerohants' association. The
principal speakers wilt be Governor
Folk Of Missouri. Secretary Of the
Navy Bonaparts and Mayor Weaver
Of Philadelphia. Governor Guild. In
behalf Of the state. and Mayor Fitz.
gerald. 10 behalf Of ths city, will
deliver brief addresses Of welcome 10
the visitors.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
Memory Of Lee.

Warrington. Jan. 20-Ths Sons of
Confederate Veterans Of Washington
have arranged to celebrate the ami ..
verssry Of the birthday Of General
Robert E. Lee with an elaborate
banquet tonight. Orators Of promi.
nence. including distinsuished sena.
tors and representatives from Southern
states. will be pressnt aud arc schsd.
uled to respond to toAsts.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20
Ragerman's Inaugural.

Santa Fe. N. NJ. Jan. 20-Ar-
rsugements on an elaborate scale
have been completed for the inau.
guratiop Of Herbert J. HAgsrmAn.
who on Monday will suooeed N. A.
Otero ~ governor Of New Mexico.
The program will inolude . big
parade. . reception and ball. The
insugursl ceremonies will take place
In the afternoon. Tho indications
are that the crowd Of visitors will
be one Of the largest that he's ever
been seen In Santa Fe.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

FIVE DERRlCKs DowE-Dsrins
the worst Of the wind yesterday after.
noon I've dsrricks oct In the oil Geld
were blown 70 the ground and one
boiler houss was partially wrsoksd.
Other derrieks were wrsnohsd and
twisted.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

Sixteen years this week since ". J.
Daniels started IN business IN Flor.
enoe. 10 % that represents sixteen
years Of oarsful work. square dealing.
and selling goods 3ust - represented.
and sixteen ysars Of the confidence
and good will OF The psopls Of Flor.
spce. 1919
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

DlED-As 40 O'Clock this After.
noon. Miss Gfie AoAdams. Of pusu.
monis. after . short illness. The
funeral will OCCUR Monday morning
at 10 O'Clock from the residence Of =.
H. Long. 4I0 pixies Peak avenue.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

Headache and Nervousness Cured.
Dr.. x. o. Sapsro. the we'll Known
eye. sF. moss and throat specialist
Of Denver will again b. in Tlorspcs.
January % and 81 at ths L,ssox hctsl.
II you ars nervous Or nave headaches
hsvs yous syss sxaaiseA frss.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

Ciear glass medicine glasses marked
for teaspoon and tablespoon measured
the pioest way 10 give med sine.
Free with prescriptions At Danieli
DRUG Store. 1917
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

The shoe sale st the Big Store was
big suocsss today. People sook -.
vantage Of the low prices that We
gave them.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

Swiss, limberger and cream chesses
in any amount ~ the Central market.
1919
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

Separate rooms for storage 10 stons
building. Brown and Son. Front and
Pixies Peak Ave. Phone 50. il.S8
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

Kindlina wood ID oents per saok.
delivered. Brown and sou. Front
aud Pixies Peak Ave.. Phone 80.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

The shoe sale st the Big Store was
biz sscosa today. People took I'd.
santsgs Of the low prices that VA
gave the0.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

The shoe sale ut the Big Store will
continue noxt week. We have . large
line Of nrst.olass shoes. Remember
we have all sizes in them.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

A. We were unable 70 walt q I'll
ehss oans today for shsss, ths Big
ssess viii eeasinss We sais sszt
week.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

COLD wAvE-sno~ and ooldsr
with cold wave tosisht; Sunday far
and cold.
The daily tribune., 1906-01-20

J. y. AeDanisls he's parehassA e
v. L. Kirk ths Little Dtess. Weo
Ilesssss. asd would - plsnsl = -
his fsissds Pbess Biask ieoa
to.at
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-23

subject for a pointless vulgarity
in drawing. A woman who
has captured her third burglar
will be more featured than his
most succinct opinion, and the
latest advices from Princeton
have no complaints of a short
age in accommodation for pill
grims who want to feast their
eyes on our greatest Demo-
crat.
Politics! Why, it's a morgue.
If a man is honest, he is
sneered at for not being a
practical politician; if he is a
politician, he is called a CRATER.
Cleveland said that Party
honesty is party expediency";
and we are getting so that we
can't be loyal even to eXpedi-
ency now. Graft means to the
modern mind only money; but
what can a man do when if he
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-23
Easy for the Literary Hero

THE tremendous output of magazines, newspapers,
and books makes it comparatively easy Shedding
for the literary hero but he too, must keep daring
What has become of Coin" Charles Ma or, Mary
McLane, and host of others? The flowers Of
knighthood wilted; the turkey that Dorothy
Vernon chucked out of the window has been
picked to the bone by the fishes in the River of
1ethe. Ehue!
Every hero should be good pinch hitter. When
he feels himself slipping, he must be able to get into
the game and wallop one to the fence for pair of
kicks.
That is the secret of President Roo-evets re1ent-
less grip the nation. He recognizes the force of
the axiom the ruins of Dendora Action is life. ;"
When times are torpid and the country Laodicean,
he is armed eap-ape With deed or phrase Of
Riders Strenuous Life, -" Race Suicide Peace
making" Big Stick Il Phonetic Spelling" and
Well You can frisk Loeb for what he's got up his
sleeve now!
Grover Cleveland, Our only living ex-
President, and still the dominant mind of
\ the conservative Democracy, should be to
] the people all that Gladstone Bismarck
was to his country. Is he? An occasional
reporter is sent down to interview him
political questions. When the humor of the =
cartoonist is fabby, Cleveland becomes the
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BY

cause and the ep1gTaTn Whetner the American puDnC
would allow him to remain hero
Take Dewey He didn't have epgram; but
he had everything else-curves, speed and control
"a big Lacquer if there ever was one. He put the
enemy fleet out OF business in jig time without
losing sailor. If he hadn't cut cables, we'd still
be stalling around with the Board of Strategy If
he had had one patriotic atheism to reinforce his
position when the iconoclass began to fatten their
batting average all the jealousy in the United States
could not have knitted him.
But Bryan, unknown and backed only by an
epigram stampeded the Chicago convention with
his cross of gold and of thorns cry for free
silver and gave the nation awful for its
money. He is not downed yet proved by
his recent reception in New York The Democratic
party was almost wrecked by free silver; but even
though the champion himself famed both times at
bat, there's that the bugs" would rather
see toe the plate with the bases full than Windy Bill
Bryan.
Ali He Needs Is a Laconism
HERE'S Hearst, who claims to be the Paladin of the
- laboring He has what Bryan lacked-Inill
ions and newspaper influence. All he needs is the
inspiration to coin vital aconism and that inspira-
ton must be triple Play unasssted after the style
of Patrick Henry's Give me Liberty or give me
DEATH, or the pertinent appeal of Benjamin Frank
lin, Gentlemen we must all hang together,
assuredly we all will hang separately
Come to think of it. the hero game like base ball.
When a man is burning the sod and hitting over
three hundred he's all to the merry with the fans.
He may slump; but. like Bryan come back. That's
all right But let him sit on the bench for home
series two, and his past record can't prevent him
from being dead one.
1.-The influence of an action says Schopenhauer,
"be it ever so noble, can last but short time but
a work of genius is living influence beneficial and
ennobling throughout the ages This country even
discounts Schopenhauer Harry Lehr to-day is
little of figure than Berry Wall, ex-king of
the dudes and yet it not Lehrs genius that
prompted Baltimore society girl to walk, in
evening attire, through public fountain? Did not
the newspapers from Burma to Battle Creek acclaim
him in head lines as creator of the monkey dinner
at Newport?