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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26
PROVERBS AND PHRASES.

He who would gather honey must
bear the sting of bees.-From the
Dutch.
When you make de Jail too nice you
better strenkin de hogpen.-American
Negro.
A sensible housekeeper begins to
sweep her stairs from the top.-From
the German.
An honest man does not make him
From the Danish.
1t. is good to be a priest at Easter.
child in Lent, peasant at Christmas,
and fool in harvest time.-From the
Danish.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26
New Fruit of Value.

prove of considerable value has been
developed by the cultivation of the
very familiar "maypop," a plant which
is very familiar in the southern states
quite ornamental, easily grown from
seeds and affords handsome cover for
arbors and verandas. 1t is known to
botanists as passiiora incarnata. The
fruit in it's improved form is somewhat
bigger than a hens egg and decidedly
palatable. 1t looks like a May apple.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26

San Francisco.-Among the inter-
esting places that the earthquake de-
stroyed in San Francisco is the $780,
600 home for cats perched high on
the slope of Telegraph hill. The
woman who used to own the house,
a two-story structure with an attic
and sun parlor, was a great friend
OF cats. Every beat of her heart was
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26

decided to invalidate the election of
Count Boni de Castellane, husband of
Anna Gould, as the deputy for the
Basses Alpes.
Bereft first of his little American
wife and no longer to scatter the mil
lions she brought him from the Golfers
of Jay Gould, Count Boni found him
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26

Sunday School Teacher-What be-
came of the swine that had evil spirits
cast into them? Small Johnny-They
were made into deviled ham
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26
French Chamber of Deputies Annuls
Election of Castellane on
Bribery Charge.

Paris.-Despite protest from the
count the French chamber of deputies
the other day by 253 votes against 221
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26
What is a BaCkaChe?
IT IS NATURES WARNING TO WOMEN
Diseases of Woman's Organism Cured and
Consequent Pain Stopped by Lydia t.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

&'It seems as though my back would
break" Women utter these words
over aud over again, but continue to
drag along and suffer with aches in the
small of the back, pain low down IN
the side, bearing-down" pains, ner-
yousness and no ambition for any task.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26

FITS, st. Vitus Danee and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. Kline 3
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free So 90
trial bottle and treatise. DE-. X. II. Kline,
Id, 93l and 933 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26

Some women wouldn't be satisfied in
Heaven without burglar-proof vaults
in which to lock up their halos.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1906-07-26

AS soon as the literary young woman
has her first poem published, the laurel
wreath begins to pinch.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
TESTIMONY.

Miss sillye, what do you think of this automobile scorchinR as sport?"
 T think 1t Is just perfectly killing."-- Baltimore American.
 MT. Subbub-Whats new, dear7
 Mrs. Subbub (dejectedly)-Th cook S gone!
 MT. subbub-My dear, asked what s new?-Puck.
 Mrs. Haix-Theyve got picture of our new preacher In the stringtown Ba- zoo this week.
 MT. Harix-Yew don't say! What wuz he cured uv?-Chicago Daily News. -8
 Young wife (exclted and horrifed)- Jack, mother says she wants to be cre- mated!
 Jack-All right. Tell her to put on her things and I'll take her down at once.-Life.
 Which is it-'Winter fingers in the lap of spring or Spring fingers in the lap of winter?'
 Don't remember; but of late years I should say it had been lap and Iap."-- Brooklyn Life.
 "Yaas," said Cholly saphead, 1T ad-
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
NATIONAL AND COLONIAL.

There Is good news from the Phil ippines. It is not that more Moros have been exterminated, nor that the Filipinos are more prosperous than they thought they were going to be. It is that baseball is growing in popular 1ty among them. This Is one of the best things that can possibly happen to them, and is long step toward their complete civilization. When they get Interested enough in baseball some of the problems" that now vex them and us won't appear so important When they get to discussing Felix Garcia S curves, or Jose sebastian's stick work as such things can and ought to be discussed they wont have any time or disposition to feel "the yoke of the oppressor," and even their favorite cock-fighting will have to take back seat. Their minds, morals and man. ners will rapidly improve, and they will ultimately bless the day that brought them our cannon balls, rifle balls and basebalIs.
 Of course there may ba some trouble at 1rst until our great national and colonial game gets fully established in the Philippines, Occasionally an um- pire may be killed, and many will need military protection. Opposing hines may try to beat each other to death once in a while. But there will be steady progress and soon baseball in the Philippines will be the civilized and civilizlng game it Is in "the mother country" We congratulate our little brown brothers on the fun they are going to have
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
The Civic outpourinr.

ID Editor of the Journal and Courier;
 Like an old-fasioned New Englant freshet sending forth it's pure, swee water from the impecealole hillsides sweeping corruption and vermin aside and leaving them dancing atoms to be sucked under and destroyed in its wake, was the outpouring for civic everything at Woolsey Hall last Sun day.
 Take home few pailsful to sprinkle the garden with.
 If this movement is to have real and far-reaehing effects, it must not be a flash in the pan. It is also desirable that the demand for public meetings outrun the supply"
 "The Yale professors should get out and talk to the people whenever they want to hear them
 Now, wont this make something grow? QUIDNUNC.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
The woolser Hnll Meetlngs.

To Editor of the Journal and Courier:
 venture to say that not one of those who opposed the use of Sunday after noon for the meetings of the Associat- ed Societies that are working along the line of Civic Betterment was at that meeting last Sunday afternoon. Moth ing could be more democratic than the audience. There was the lady in her silks and furs listening as if deeply in- terested, next her a motherly-looking woman in her plain worsted dress ab- ! sorbed in the story of the connection between teacher and scholar as told by pr Maxwell, as she thought of her own little ones. There was the city of- ficial, the man with the university ti- tie, and the man equally interested, and apparently as equally understanding what it was all about, whose hands showed hard work as d Wage-earner. sat near such one. His neat though inexpensive suit carried no odor of stale tobacco, his manners marked him as a gentleman at heart, and his hearty applause of Professor Emery as he rose to. speak suggested that he was | one of the attendants at Yale hall, where Professor Emery is such an in- spiration to the Mems club,
 Now most worthy members of the | Ministers Association, suppose you worked hard with your hands six days in the week, went to your home or eheerless room at the close of the day, tired and soiled in dress, would you not need some dynamic force to induce you to clean up and go to a talk or series of talks for ah hour and a half? You would, l think nod in sleep rather than in approval of what was said. Now comes the seventh day of blessed rest, Naturally you sleep over.o It is too late for church when you are ready, but in the early afternoon what more attractive than to go to Woolsey nall? All honor to the University for the privilege granted. Hear the fine l organ, be recognized as a part of the body-politic, hear a plea for improve ments that shall be for all poor ahd rich alike. Why 1t must rouse every aspiration, make the workingman feel that by his vote if no other way he can do his part to carry cut the sugges- t1ons so ably presented from that plat form.
 Professor Kent and his helpers must expect some Alps in the way" but they will tunnel them if they do not find passes"
 A WELL-WISHER.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
NEW HAVEN FOREVER.

It begins to look as if, at the very outset of our efforts for Civic Better ment, we were getting by the ears. This is not an unusual condition in New Haven, and is, of course, a result of our mental and moral intensity and zeal, We all mean right, but we mean right so deeply that we sometimes get Ia little "sot' in the notion that we may at the moment be. chewing. So we raise questions" and say and do this, that and the other as if our questions, our sayings and our doings were pretty important. Perhaps they are. If they are we are now on the right track, and it behooves us to keep raising questions and saying and doing things until 1t is time to 20 off for the summer, when we can close our mouths, our houses, our churches and our Woolsey Hall, and take 1t easy in the calm conscious ness that we have done what we could for Civic Betterment.
 We cordially invite anybody who has anything reasonable or unreasonable to say to use our hospitable columns. We will print anything that isn't Ibelous or harmfully wicked We do not draw the line at foolishness. Our motto is New Haven, United or Divided, and our aim Is Civic Betterment.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
MODEST MERIT REOoGHIzED.

Once in awhile man of merit who is also modest gets an office. We don't know exactly how, but we. suppose it happens as the other mysterious things happen. Ulysses Grant Church has been appointed Prosecuting Attorney of the District court of Waterbury, and the appointment gives Waterbury a man in. an important place who will do his duty intelligently, honestly and effi- ciently. MT. Church is a level-headed
 well-trained man. He has the stamp of Yale University on him, and he won that by self-help in a way that com manded the admiration and respect of those who knew about it. He has de- veloped into an able, successful and trusted lawyer, and is an important fac tor of the right kind in the life of Wa terbury. His ability his character, his Knowledge and his industry will fit hin. to be a good and faithful servant of the people in any place to which he may be called, and we expect to see him called to other and higher places than that which he now occupies. He is a rising man, and his foundation will hold.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
NEW HAVEN MORNING JOURNAL COURIER APRIL leoe

init it takes me some time to make up my mind, but"
 Naturally" interrupted Miss Pep prey. You must lose time trying to locate it. t."-Philadelphia Ledger.
 Fair artist-Now, George, if you love me all that you claim you must let me paint all the ornaments in your "den." George Why, my dear, l will be satisfied to wear hand-painted neckties.-Chicago News
 What we want" said the practical politician, lis safe man."
 And what is your idea of safe man?"
 "One who won't give up anything ex- cept in response to our combination. "-- Washington Star.
 Il just wisht I wuz bigger" said mis- chievous Willie Smart.
 "Indeed!" asked his mother. How much bigger?'
 "Oh, just big enough to do all the things l git blamed for doin' now."-- Philadelphia Ledger.
 The lawyer was trying to impeach one of the witnesses for the other side. T will ask you, MT. Spurling," he said, addressing the first man whom he had called, If you are acquainted with Benjamin Bobsleds, who testified in this case an hour or two ago?"
 Yes, sir" answered the witness.
 How long have you known him?"
 Ever since he was boy"
 T will ask you, further, if you are ac- quainted with his reputation for truth and veracity iii the neighborhood in which he resides ?"
 Gosh, mol He hain't got any."-Chi- cago Tribune
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
FOR IMPROVEMENT IN RUSSIA.

Side by side with the revolutionary activity in Russia there is a steady movement for the organization and
 spread of higher education among the
 working classes. Not long ago at meeting of the Society of Civil Engin- eers, in St. Petersburg, the question of organizing a pan-Russian society for
 the founding of popular universities
 was revived. This proposition has found support not only from private persons various societies, and profes- sional organizations, but also from the St. Petersburg Town Council. The minister of public instruction promised help but no money. A temporary bu- reau was opened, and lectures were to begin not later than the first day in Lent Under the presidency oc Prof. E. P. P.,Tarhanoff the programmes of the five faculties-social economy, mathe- matics. natural sciences, human sci ences, and technical-were arranged, and lecture hours have been fixed for the benefit of the working men on week days in the evenings, and on Sun days and holidays during the morning and afternoon. The question of fees was difficult one to decide. The final agreement was that for every two-hour lecture a fee of five copecks, rather more than two cents, should be charg- ed. At present there are only thirteen lecture halls in the city but this is a difficulty that may be overcome in more ways than one.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations. Wants. Rents. and other aDnaD advertisements. One Cent e Word sacn insertion. Five Cents Word for full week.
 Display advertisements. per inch. one tnaerticn. Sl.2o each subsequent inuer- ton. 70 cents; one week. sage: ore tnorth. STD; one year. ssn.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
Packers Case Packed Small.

Packers Case Packed Small. Consolidation. Accumulation. Publication. Disapprobation. Expostulatlon. Interrogation. Negation. Transportation. Federation. Vociferation. Procrastination. Irritation, Investigation. Examination. Declamation. Adjudication. Vindication. Cachinnation.
 Chicago Tribune
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

At Worcester, England, the slab erected over a departed auctioneer is inscribed with a single word, Gone" In Sussex the initials and date of the death of the deceased are followed by two words, "He was" The most re- markable inscription is at Cane Hill cemetery, Belfast, where the inscrip- tion says, Left till called for"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

Urging parents Ito give their children potato and oatmeal diet instead of tea, the bishop of Galway says that if his advice were carried out there would be less lunacy in the country.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CITY. 13 GENTS A WEEK. Eo CENTS A MONTH. 8 FOR SIX MONTHS. as 4 YEAR. THE sAHcE TERMS RY MAIL sISscME COPIES. 8 GENES.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
A Year
 of COLOrs
 in Draperies

is before us. Madras, Cretes, Grenadines, Snow Flakes, Scrims, and other colored fabrics will be freely used for hangings during I9o6. Cretonnes and Taf- fetas for upholstering and chamber drapings were never shown in greater as- sortment or more interest ting designs.
 "Ours are most reason ably priced.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

In view of the fact that the United States spent nearly ten million dollars in 1905 for bananas, the New York Sun suggests that the Department of Agri- culture endeavor to develop a hardy banana plant that will grow in the United States As a support for this suggestion it urges that few years ago practically all the oranges, raisins, olives and prunes used in this country were imported, whereas we now pro- duee the greater part of our supply. A few thousands expended in such di- rection as this might be of far more value to the country than a similar sum paid for ordinary garden seeds furnish ed free to vegetable and flower growers.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

There may be as good fish in the sea as ever were caught, but many good ones have been caught. The annual review of the salmon trade shows that 4,696,976 cases of salmon were packed on the Pacific coast in 1905. While this showing is better than was made in any one of the three preceding years, it is considerably short of the record made in the last "big year." 1901. Every fourth year big run of salmon is ex- pected, and last years yield was disap- pointive as to quantity. It was, how ever, of excellent quality, most of the gain over the three preceding years be- ing in sockeye salmon, the best variety of fish that is packed in great numbers on the coast.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

Hello, Jones-where did you get that new hat?"
 "A fellow know had private tip on how the prize fight was going to come out last night"
 And he told it to your"
 "No-he lost this hat."-CleveIand Leader.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

Fibre from the plantain tree Is com ing into use in India for cloth making. Yarn made from it is found stronger than that from cotton or jute, and has glazed appearance. A native techni- cal institute at Nagpore has taken LID the subject, and as the supply of plan tain fibre is almost unlimited in Bengal 1t IS expected that a large industry may be created for it's production.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06
The Rug

"for your room" is in our stock. The design you want, the coloring you want, at the price you want to pay.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

THB OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB- LIsHED IN CONNECTICUT.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

Delegate Rodney tells how a rach- man friend of his was amazed at sec ing a linotype machine at work. It was the first in New Mexico, and the ranchman, after gazing at it for a while, said: "Great Scott! Amt that the most intelligent machine you ever saw? Why, it's plumb human" Final ly. overcome by his admiration, he took off his hat, made a low bow to the com plicated mechanism and said: q sure ly would admire, MT. Machine, if you all would come out and take a drink with me-"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

THE WEEKLY JOURNAL sssned Thursdays. 0ae Dollar q YeaE.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

For the first time in the history of the United States District court at New York woman has been appointed a receiver in bankruptcy proceedings. She was chosen by Judge Holt to take over millinery business. Judge Holt giving as his reason that she must know more about its details than any mere man ever could Her name is Madeline c. Doty and she is a lawyer with lucrative practice.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-04-06

A little story is told of the Japanese at the assault on Port Arthur which contains sententious utterance de- serving a place beside Caesars dis patch, Napoleon's Egyptian speech and other like military brevities. General Nogi was about to send regiment to certain death against 1OS-Metre Hill. He said to its colonel: 'sYour regiment is the first in all this worldl" "Gener- al" replied the officer, gravely, it will be the first in the other!
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
Hartlcy's omclal Vote.

Charming, Tex, August 9, 1905
The following is the official vote OF
Hartley county In the recent primary,
as declared by the executive commit
tee Saturday:
GOVERNOR, NJ Campbell, 90;
%, r. ColQultt, "a; C, X. Bell, SO;
NJ. NJ Brooks, 81.
Lieutenant goyernor-A, b. David
son, 1O3; f, f. Hill, 90.
Attorney general-R. V, David
son, 2l6.
Comptroller, John W. Stephens,
222.
Commissioner Of general land Of
hco--John j. Terrell, 1853; c. e, Gill
bers, AZ.
State treasurer-T s, Garrison,
76; Sam Sparks, 95; Dan w. Phil
lips, SO.
Superintendent public instruction
r. b. Cousins. 223.
Railroad commissIonor-Wi William
D. Williams, ia; I. j. Storey, 90.
Chief justice supreme court-R.
R. Gains, 225,
Judge court criminal appeals
Robert A. John. 95, John n. Hem
derson, l02,
United States SENATOR. W. Bal
ley, 224.
Congressman, Thirteenth congress
sional district--John II, Stephens,
223.
Judge court OF civil appeals, Sec
ond supreme judicial district. w.
Stephens, 81; A, NJ. Carter, 1875.
State senator Twonty-ninth dis
trict-D. +. Decker, 1Ol; John w.
Veale, 49,
Representative, One Hundred and
Sixth district. b. Watkins, 90;
J. n. Bowman, 100; w, r. Gibson,
"a.
Judge Forty-sevonth judicial dis
trict--J. ~ Browning, 81; Ira Web
ster, 1873.
District attorney--Henry S, Bish-
up, 213,
County Judge, Hartley county-W,
B. Chauncy, 119; ]. r. Moore, III,
County attorney-Hubert w.
Clark, 223.
County and district clerk. C..
Thompson 22S,
Sheriff and tax collector-R. L..
Queen, 1856; r. NJ Henry, rs.
Tax ASSESSOR. N. Cammack, &C;
Jim Sheppard, IS; r. l.. Hood, H.
County treasurer-W. r. Bouldin,
1874; f. f. Kersey, 10S,
County Surveyor. F. Battle,
21S.
County commissioner, precinct No.
George f. Atkinson.
County commissioner, precinct No.
III, NJ. Kimball, 1903,
County commissioner, precinct No.
3---H, w. Eubank, IS.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
Forest Service Bulletin.

The United States department Of
agriculture has issued Bulletin 70,
Grades and Amount Of Lumber Saw
cd From Yellow Poplar, Yellow
Birch, Sugar Maple and Beech" by
Edward A, Branlff
This bulletin shows. by tallios at
the mill, the amount OF lumber actu-
ally sawed out from certain kinds OF
trees OF different kinds. II serves
hrst, 10 Indicate the actual gain In
quality Of the lumber with tho In
crease OF the sizes OF trees; and, sec
ond, to set limit below which trees
yield too little lumber, or are too
poor in quality 60 pay for cutting
The tables enable the lumberman 10
tell how much lumber OF each grade
he may expect to saw from trees OF
each diameter. Thus he may not
only avoid cutting at n loss, but may
also foretoll the quality increment
which combines with the quantity
increment to make up his future gain
The bulletin contains log rule
for Southern hard wood, which will
assist the lumbermen cutting these
species in determining how much saw
gain they are making over the log
rules they employ.
The twice=a=week herald. (Amarillo, Tex.) 1887-1906, 1906-08-07
STANDARD
OIL METHODS
Grand Jury TO Spend the
Week on Rebates
The RAILROADS IN DANGER
Judge BOlASa VIII Make Clean Sweep Of
All ViOIaIOrS

Chicago, Aug, 6.-An Invcstlga.
ton OF the methods of tho Standard
Oh company by the United States
government, begun In Cleveland scy-
eral weeks ago, was resumed here to-
day. The special grand jury called
to report before Judge Bothca. is 10
pass a week considering the rebate
charges and secret rebate agreements
by which II has been declared tho
Standard Oil company has been fore
ing its competitors out of the market.
A number of railroads ccntering in
Chicago are in danger OF being drawn
into the struggle.
The Grand Junction combination,
and an alleged discriminatory rate to
East St. Louis are asserted to have
given the Standard Oil company
monopoly in the South and South
west.
The government forces will bc d.
rected by Charles II, Morrison, who
directed the beef prosecutions. lie
will be aided by District Attorney j.
j, Sullivan of Cleveland. John S,
Miller has been retained to head the
defense.