Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1906-07-06
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.Fop' what's an Interrogation
point" "a little thing that asks
questions. The Schoolmaster.
Bobbie-What are his political con-
victions? Jobbie-Oh, he's liable to
be convicted at any time-Town Top
les.
Knicker-What became Of Chauf-
feur! Bocker-He absent -mindedly
crawled under mule to see why il
didn't go.-New York Sun.
Judge-Six months. Cos Cob Con-
All, wot n relief. Now kin stop
worrying about where I'm going ter
spend de summer.-Puck.
But why do you live in the city II
you don't like it?" Il have to live
here to make money enough to keep
up my country place."-Ex.
Mrs. Knlcker-How long will you
be away this summer? Mrs. Booker
I don't know. l shall stay $1,000
at the seaside and $500 at the noun
tains.-New York Sun.
Doctor Ito pressing creditor)-If YOU
must bring your bill every day, at
least you might come with your head
tied up, so that people would think
you were patient!-London Tit-Bits.
\ young thcologian named Fiddle
hefused to accept his degree;
For, said he, It's enough to be Fid-
die,
Without being Fiddle d. D."
Puck.
Benham-I have had my life in
sured for five thousand dollars in your
favor. Mrs. Benham-Wen, I'll he
glad to have the money, but | think
you've overestlmated your Value
Smart Set.
Say" asked the first messenger
boy, got any novels to swap?" "I
got 'Snake-foot Dams Revenge" re-
Piled the other. rs it long story p
Nav! Ie kin finish it easy in two
messages. ."-Philadelphia Press.
What is your order, sir?' asked
the walter. Bring me some frenzied
eggs" said the man with the napkin
tucked under his chin. And presently
there was n distinctly audible scram-
ole in the kitchen.-Chicago Tribune.
At the Hub.-A New Yorker was
visiting in Boston. Seeing a parrot in
cage, he asked: Does Polly want
cracker?" 81 require no sustenance
from you whatever" replied the Back
Bay bird, with MISUNDERSTANDING.
THAT Mrs. Snaggs is too much of
arlstycraft fur me to mingle wild"
'How's that?" "She was knocked
down by pushcart and she had it
put into the paper dat she was hit by
an automobile. le."-Detroit Free Press.
Boss" began the beggar won't
yer help a poor" See here" in
terrupted Goodheart. Il gave you
some money last week" "Well. gee
whiz! amt yer earned any more
since|-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Mother-Willie, you must stop ask
ing your father questions. Don't you
see they annoy him? Willie-No'm;
it amt my questions that annoy him.
It's the answers he can't give that
make him ad.-Philadelphia Ledger.
See here cried the bill collector,
this bill I've been bringing here so
often is getting worn out, and so is
my patience.' Gee whiz, man. re-
piled the debtor, 80 is your welcome,
if you only knew it"'-Phlladelph
Press.
Miss Peechie-I want n hammock
that will not break down. Polite clerk
Can't guarantee any of EN- miss.
Miss Peechie-Why, that's strange!
Polite Clerk-Not at all. We'd do it if
you were a homely girl, but
Cleveland Leader.
Il think" he said, that | am now
just about even with the world"
Even with the worldT" Even with
the world| Yes. l figure that |
have now reached point where | owe
just about as many people as | don't
owe."-Brooklyn Eagle.
Tramp-It Is needless to ask you
the question, madame. You know
what / want. Lady-Yes, | know
what you want badly, but I've only
one bar Of soap In the house, and the
servant is using it. Come again some
other time.-GlasgOw Times.
He-As soon as we are married,
dearest, l will take out an endowment
insurance policy, so that you may be
protected. She-Don't you think you'd
better take out an accident insurance
policy now, George? You haven't spo-
ken to father yet, you know.-Phlla-
delphia Press.
A little boy once told his friend, an
other youngster, that his mother was
accustomed to give him Il nickel every