Middletown transcript., 1906-08-04
OUR WOMAN'S COLUMN
Thick lips are now all the stsle.

Thick lips are now all the style
When Dan Cupid shoots his arrows he
: generally makes Mrs. out OF Miss.
Il you would find. entrance to other
peoples hearts, open up the door Of your
own.
Sweet siyssnm sown in pot in the late
summer will bloom in the house all win
ter
Freekles and troubles are a good deal
alike. The more we consider them The
bigger they grow.
Don't be too hard on the girl who is al
ways putting on airs maybe she hasn't
much else to put on.
What others think of YOU does not
matter. 1t is what you know of yourself
that makes you happy or unhappy.
Egypt is the only country in the world
where there are more men than women.
The males exceed the females by 100000.
| The gentle wave OF lace-edged hand
kerchlef has carried more poor fellows to
their doom than the mighty breakers of
the sea.
One writer says that tits women's de-
mand for cheapness that makes shop pro-
prletors overWork and underpay their en-
ployes.
1t Is said that a woman's tears will
bring man to his knees without fail.
Out west among the female cattle raIsers,
1t also happens that woman's steers
produce similar prostrations.
Because the boss did not treat them
like lady," 1000 girl neektie makers
went on big strike in New York CITY,
completely destroying the industry and
throwing them out of employment
Low shoes, when new, often blister the
heels by slipping Just little as the wearer
walks. To prevent this it is well to rub
the inside of the shoe at the heel with
soap before putting it on.
The woman who sent her little boy to
the drug store to exchange second hand
porous plaster for a toothbrush is no
worse than the one who pay back a cup
OF borrowed sugar with cup of salt.
When trayling you may happen to en-
counter those pets of the nght-bedbugs
Ii you have reason to suspect their pre-
sence, spread newspapers, overlapping
one another, under the lower sheet, and
go to sleep unafraid.
Mrs. A. E. McCrae of Chicago may be
said to have originated profession which
has no particular name nor has she an
official title. She might be called a sta
tion beautifier, for her work consists in
making more pleasing to the eye the sta
'tion grounds and buildings which mark
ways of the railroads.
The queen Of Spain is to have doctor
Of her own. A Scot is to have the ap.
pointment. He will have salary of $4,-
600 year, an allowance for rent, guinea
($5.25) for each visit to the queen and
the rigt to private practice.
Some great and benign correspondence
school should put love letter on the
market that would do the work and yet
when it got around to the divorce court,
would not sound as though the human
race were still in the monkey stage of de-
yelopment.
The city council of Birmingham, Eng
land has increased the number of women
health inspectors from four to twenty,
because of the excellent results achieved
in the homes of the poor and in the fac
tories. In the same city the policemen
have been taught the principles OF 'frst
aid"
The morning Graphic, published in
Greensburg, Indiana, is edited and
printed by seven young women. J. w.
Rucker owns the paper, but be sticks
pretty closely to the business end, leaving
the girls to gather the news and to run
the composing room. Miss Daisy Nc
Laughlin is city editor, Edna Taylor COW
ers the important local stories and Miss
Lizzie Shafer sets most of the display adj
Vertlsements.
When woman whose husband works
on the railrrad in New Zealand learns
that her husband has been killed, if she
has five children knows that she will re-
ceive from the government at once pen
sion of four hundred and fifty-fye year,
one hundred and thirty dollars on her
own account and three hundred and
twenty-five dollars on account of her
children There isn't anybody trying to
cheat her out of this. There isn't any
body who could make profit by cheating
her out of it.
When asked where she was going to
spend her vacation, a lady of our city re-
Piled, "Right here at home" Then she
went on: "Why should | pack all my
pretty clothes in a trunk, bid goodbye to
all my friends and take long, hot rail-
road trip to some resort filled with peo-
pie whom do not know, and who, per-
haps, it is best not to know; sleep in
stuffy room on hard bed, when / have
my own comfortable. home right here?
No, am going to take my vacation in
my home, where can do as please. I"
A lady who understands advertising
says ssNo lady wishes to be looked
upon as shopping fiend, she does not
care to go into the store and have mer-
chant chow all his stock in order to find
but whether he keeps what she wishes to
purchase and whether the article is sold
1t a price she can afford. It is much
easier and pleasanter to look through the
"a ,dvnrtieannnnts in a naper than it is to