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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
They Stand Alone.

Standing out In bold relief, al dlone
and aS a conspicuous example OF open,
frank and honest dealing with the sick
and afflicted, are DR.. Pierce's Fsvorite
Prescription for weak, oyer-worRed, de-
bilitated, nervous, run down" PAIN
racked women, and DIR. Plerces Golden
Medical Discovery, the famous remedy
for weak stomach, indlgestlon, or dys1
pepsia, torpid liver, or billousness, all
Catarrhal affections whether OF the
stomach, bowels, kidneys, bladder, nasal
passages, throat, bronchia, or other mu-
cous passages, also as an effective remedy
for all diseases arising from thin, watery
or impure blood, as scrofulous ana SKIN
Each bottle Of the above, medicines
hears upon its wrapper a badge OF hon
esty in the full list Of ingredients com
posing it-pTinted In plain Engttsh.
This frank and open publicity places
these medicines IN q class dtt Dg Mem-
selves, and is the best guaranty OF thelt
merits. They cannot be classed as patent
nor secret medicines for they are neither
-beinJ of lalOtCl c0npoStnOn.
Or. Pierce feels that he can afford to
take the afflicted into his full confidence
and Law all the ingredients OF his medi-
zines freely before them because these
INGREDIENTS are such as are endorsed and
most strongly praised by scores H the
most eminent medical writers as cures
for the diseases for which these medi-
cines are recommended. Therefore, the
Hffiicted do not have to rely alone upon
Or. Pierce's recommendation as to the
curative value OF his medicines for Ger
tain easily recognized diseases
A glance at the printed formula on
each bottle will show that no alcohol and
no harmful or habit-tormlng drugs enter
into DR.. Pierce's medicines, they being
wholly compounded Of glyceric extracts
Of the roots OF native, American forest
plants. These are best and safest for
The cure of most lingering, chronic dis,
eases. DR., R. v. Pierce can be consulted
FREE, by addressing him at Buffalo,
N Y, and all communications are re-
| rarded as sacredly confidential.
II is as easy to be well as III = and
much more comfortable. Constipation Is
the cause OF many forms OF illness. Or.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consttpa'
tiOn. They are tiny. sugar-coated gran
ules, One little rPcllet is q gentle laXa-
tive, two mild cathartlc. All dealers in
medicines sell them
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
no Not Lend 70 Stock Gamhler..

Washington, Sept q. 5.-Secretary OF
the Treasury Leslie M. Shaw today
issued the following to all depOsjtary
banks: "I am advised that many
banks are loaning their surplus
through the brokers in New York on
call at high rates of interest. The
money leaned on calls is well-nigh
universally used for speculation,
where it is deposited for such use
"Public deposits are made In the
aid of Legitimate business. II you
have more money than y0uI commu
nifty can absorb, it should be return
ed to he treasury TO to placed where
it will do the IL ost good"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
&c.
THE PLANET JUPITER.
Ehsre Are Practically No Seasons In
This Distant World.


Taking the earth's mean distance
from the sun at 92,T98, $50 miles, the
mean distance Of Jupiter from the sun
will be 482,S03, $40 miles. The eccen-
triclty Of Its elllptical orbit being
.04825, Its distance from the sun at
perlhelIon is 459,50T, 760 miles and
ut apheliOn 500, 100, 1870 miles. Between
It's greatest and least distances, there
fore, there Is difference of 1852. .420
miles, or about onc-half the earth's
mean distance from the sun. The In
clination Of Jupiter's orbit to the plane
of the ecliptic being only degree 1S
minutes Al seconds. or less than that
Of any Of the other large planets with
the exception of Uranus, the planet
never departs much from the ecliptic,
and hence 1t was called by the anclents
the "ecliptic planet" Its period Of
revolution round the sun is II years
BIAS days.
The inclination Of its axis of rotation
being nearly at right angles to the
plane Of Its orbit, there are practically
no seasons In this distant world, and
the only variation In the heat and light
at any point on Its surface would be
that due to the comparatively small
variation in Its distance from the sun
referred to above. Its mean distance
from the sun being 5.202S times the
earth's mean distance from the sun, 1t
follows that the heat and light re-
ceived by Jupiter are q times (5.2
squared less than the earth receives.
The amount Of heat received from the
sun by this planet Is very small, and
were 1t constituted like the earth its
surface should be perpetually covered
by frost and snow. Far from this be-
ina the case, the telescope shows Its
atmosphere to be in a state Of constant
and wonderful change.
These extraordinary changes cannot
possibly be due to the solar heat, and
they have suggested the idea that the
planet may perhaps be In redhot
state, a miniature sun-in fact, glow
ing with inherent heat. The great brill
liancy of It's surface, the "albedo." as
1t is called, and its small density-less
than that of the sun-are facts in favor
Of this hypothesis AS the attraction
of Jupiter's enormous mass would rem
der the materials near its center Of
much greater density than those near
its surface, the latter must be consider
ably lighter than water and may pos
sibly be in the gaseous state.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

In California the miners inch Is the
flow of about S.798 gallons of water
per minute. Fifty miners inches are
equivalent to one cubic foot per sec
ond. The most common measurement
Is under mean pressure of four
inches, through an aperture two inches
high and two inches above the bottom
Of the box, the plank being one and q
quarter inches thick and the height OF
water above the aperture three inches
giving mean pressure of four inches,
Each square inch Of the aperture rep
resents one miners inch, or about Ii
cubic feet flow per mlnute.-Maxwelfs
TaIisman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

II we are to believe the old proverb,
prophets have always had boards for
the faithful to swear by. Not 50 with
the popes. From the time Of st. Peter
down to the year 1883 the popes all
wore full boards, but for the next four
centuries they were cleanly shaven.
Then came a period Of two centuries
in which they again wore the beard.
tut from the year 17O0 until the pres
ent time the smooth face alone has
been seen in the papal line.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
VIII Met Next Ye,rat Sacram, nto

At the closing session of the NatioE-
al irrigation congi ess atsBois' the FOL-
loving otnceIs nere elocttu ior ii {
ensuing year:
President, Governor George Cham
berlain, Of Oregon; first vice presi-
dent, John Henly smith, Salt Lake
Clty; econd vice PRESIDENT, H. B.
Maxson. Reno, Nevada; third vice
president, George W. Barstow, Texas +;
secretary, d. Ii. Anderson, Chicago
1t was decided TO hold the session
of the congress next year at Sacra,
mento.
The resolutions adopted express the
hone that the governmental irrigation
works in progress end in contemp pla-
tion will be pushed to al early com
pletion; approve the efficient and
thorough work o" the le 'lsmation ser-
ce; indor,e he work of the We lther
bureau; recommend the app ointment
to carry on a publicity bureau in re-
lation to irrigation pledge earnest
SUI port of the federal forest service
in tue maintenance and improvement
of water sheds resolution was al
so adopted protesting against any
further legislative concessions IN fav'
OF OF Philippine sugar aud urging
that attacks on the sugar production
of this country cease, that this great
industry IN arid America may be fully
developed.
Another resolution expressed ap-
precintion of tie interest shown by
Pr silent Roosevelt in irrigation and
reclamation work and of VicePresi.
dent Fail banks courtesy in coming
to address the congre p.
a re luton intI oduced at the in
tance of persons interested IN the Al
kansas river litigation and recon
mended for adoption by the commit
tee, says: "We recommend that The
congress of the United States consid
or the extension OF the jurisdiction
of the federal courts to provide fol
Judicial det erminstion Of water rights
on interstate streams.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Opposite 0. B. HartIey's Res.
Phone 571.
Pain from Burn Promptly Relieved
hy ChamberIain's Pain Balm

A little child of Michal Strauss, of
Vernon, Conn, was recently in great
pain from burn on the hand, and as
cold applications only increased the in
flammation, Mr. Strauss came to Mr..
James N. Nichols, local merchant,
for something to stop the pain. MIR,
Nichols Gays: 81 advised him to use
Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and the first
application drew out the inflammation
and gave immediate relief ! have used
this llnament myself and recommend it
very often for cuts, burns, strains and
lame back, and have never known it to
disappOint." For sale by Keir & Cass,
druggists.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Fact worth Know ,

Our little daughter Gladys, suIieIed
for some tin tor causes unknoWn to
us until we had to keep her out OF
school We finally took her to our
physici II who recommended nerve
treatment of the eyes. So we took
her to DR.. W. f. Laraway nd had
glasses fitted. Soon after she had one
Slight attack and now we consider her
perfectly well.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. r. Crosby.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

A beggar who informed a gentlemen
well known for his philanthropy that
he was dying Of starvation was pre-
sented by the worthy man with loaf
of bread. The would be benefactoT
was considerably startled, however, at
the indignant surprise Of the emaciat.
ed one. I'm not bread hungry" said
that Individual haughtily. - London
Einha
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
poreupinr Puts Dog to the Bad.

A og belonging to S. F. Blythe
had an encounter with poTcupine
last Sunday morDiug and as is usual
the dog got tne worst of it Its nose
and herd we're filled with the poison
ms euills from the animal and it was
nece, ,sary for Mr.. By the tosLrirg him
,u thls city to have them extracted.
With the aid of a physician the dog
was chloroformed and relieved of his
sufferiugs, and he is now ready fol
another round with his prickly antag
npiSf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

The Hungarian crown, the royal head
dress worn at their accession by all the
Austrian emperors. is the identical one
made for Stephen and used by him at
the time Of his coronation, more than
StO years ago. 1t is Of pure gold and
weighs nine marks and six ounces
(ahout fourteen pounds avoirdupois),
Il is adorned with So sapphires, 90
rubies, emerald and 1888 pearls, but
no diamonds, 1t being notion of the
royal Stephen that diamonds were un'
lucky.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Notice 10 Stockholders

The stockholders annual meeting OF
the Farmers Irrigating Co. will be
held Saturday, October 6, 1906, at lC
a. m. at Artisan Hall, to elect board
of directors to serve one year. All
stockholders are urged to be present.
Some important matter may come be-
fol, ~ meeting.
NJ. h. Nickelsen, Sec. F. |. Co.
sl3- OF
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Cruel.

Miss Passay--So she's twenty-five to.
day. guess 1t would surprise her IL I
should tell her l was the same age.
Miss Peppery-Oh, no; she knows that.
Of course. Miss Passay-That I am
twenty-five? Miss Peppery-No; that
you were.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Gould you do the landlord in the
Lady Of LyonsT" asked the manager
Of the seedy actor. well, should
think I might. ! have done good
many landlords. City Inde-
pendent.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
ironing Board.

| have just made up an assortment
OF these necessary articles, also have
the material to make them to order.
Experience has taught what kind give
the best service, also what to make
them of to prevent warping, checking
or extracting pitch.
Yours for anything in the. carpen-
ter ing line.
F. G. COE,
Opposite o. B. Hartley's Res.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Mr.. Upjohn lat the banquet)-Ths
colonel is a good after dinner speaker,
but did you notice how queerly he mix
ed his metaphorsf Mr.. Struckoyle-
Why-er-no. He's been taking EN-
straight, think, so far.-Chicago Trib,
tine
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
aunceaa In Huainena.

The path of success in business is in
variably the path of common sense.
Notwithstanding all that is said about
"lucky hits" the best kind of success
IN every mans life is not that which
somes by accidents. Smiles.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
netter Late Than Never,

Intelligence has just reached me-
began Mfr. Blodger as he sat down to
tie dinner table.
Thank goodness If it has at last!'
exclaimed Mrs. Blodger, and the food
was partaken of In silence.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
ChamberIain's Cough Remedy Acts on
Natures Plan

The most successul medicines are
those that aid natnre. chamberlain :
Cough Remedy acts TN this plan. Take
it WHEN you have cold and it will allay
the cough, relieve the lung, aid exper.
tOration, opens the secnetions sand
aid nature in rect 'ring the system to d
healthy condition. Thousands have
testified to it, superior excellence. II
counteracts any tendency OF cold to
result in pneumonia Price 25c. Large
size, SOC. For sale by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Not for your dealers sake, nor for
Benson's take but fer your own sake
get some OF Benson's Fancy new
potatoes. They will make you smile,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

For sale by Emporium. Twenty acres
on Methodist lane, four miles southwest
from Hood Ri er, small house, some
land cleared. Only $4,000.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

A sound discretion is not so much in
dicatcd by never making mistake As
| by never repeating it.-B0'Cc.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

HE seems to see the worst side Of
everybody"
"He can't help 1t. He's an amateur
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
8acrEA Elenrt Nc1aEu,u 'sa.n. NJ,

Boarding and day school for young ladies'
Music tLesehtiEky method), Art; Complets
Academic Course. special inducements For
Information address Sister Supsriar
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Mcclure Bros. make their own leaf
ard under their own brand.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-13
SIAMESE CATS A FAD

Royal Siamese cats, rare and most
beautiful Of all felines, are having .
wide popularity among Englishwomen
of rank now, which was brought on by
Queen Alexandria, who bought pair
of the cats abotu year ago, one Of
which died untimely, while the other is
now luxuriously quartered in the Lon
don zoo. Many women of title now
count the ultra-valuable cats among
their pets, regarding them as affection
ate friends. By many they are deemed
delicate and because of their high
value not suitable for pets, but by
their most ardent admirers this is de-
MED.
Siamese cats have had but little
vogue in America, it is said, but it IS
likely that members of the American
smart set travelling abroad this summer
NAV annex some of the prize winners
among those owned in England. 1t Is
argued that if the breed can stand the
climate of England they ought to fiuor-
| ish in America.
The cats are as curious as they are
beautiful, and are unique among fe'
line tribes. They are owned in Siam
only by the royal family, and are con
sidered sacred, so much so that when
member of the royal family makes
Journey to a point far from Bangkok
the capital, one of the cats is com
panion. Sickness or death to the cal
meas failure to the mission.
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HEALTH AND BEAUTY

Bad teeth are most disfguring and
are objectionable. A good dentist can
repair any kind of teeth and the work
is not as painful as it used to be in the
old days. i,
Hot sea-salt baths are very restful
for feet that are tired and swollen from
long standing. The following dissolved
in the bath water will be very restful:
One ounce Of alum, two ounces Of rock
salt and two ounces of borax.
In Germany, Austria and switzer,
land there are many grape cures where
splendid results are obtained from a
diet Of bread and grapes. Pure grape
juice diluted with water is the most nu.
tritious drink that can be taken, and
the best substitute that can be made fol
tea or coffee. a.%a. H.
Gold baths in the morning are un
doubtedly beneficial, but only to those
persons who have sufficient vitality anc
nervous force to insure good reaction
Many persons who are greatly refreshed
by their morning cold bath feel tire(
or languid two or three hours after
ward When this occurs they SHOULD
leave the cold bath severely alone.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-13
REPRESENTS NEVADA

Mrs. Clarence Dunn Van Duzer is
the sole representative of the state of
Nevada in the circle Of Washington So
ciety formed by the wives of members
Of the lower house Of congress. Attic
Mrs. Van Duzer is the representative
in Washington society of smaller
number Of people than is the wife of
any other representative, certain dis
tinction comes to her from the fact that
she is a social delegate, so to speak, OF
whole state.
Mrs. Van Duzer is a Kentucky girl
and is considered one Of the Kentucky
beauties of Washington. Her name be-
fore her marriage was Nellie Dane Web,
ster and her home was at Cynthiana
The blue grass state is well represented
in Washington from the beauty point
of view. It would hardly be polite tc
say that it is matter Of surprise, but
certainly it is matter worthy Of note
that SO many Washington officials Of
every branch Of government have gone
to, the blue grass state for their brides
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-13
A QUEENS DEVICE

Queen Victoria of Spain has made
fashionable an elegant device for pro-
tecting bright eyes from the sun and
warding off sun headaches. It is a
shade for the eyes, beautifully wrought
Of various materials and mounted on a
long handle like the familiar lorgnette.
This dainty affair was found very
useful under the torrid Spanish sun by
the queen, who took it with her from
London. Here the maisette, as it is
called, has become indispensable to the
fashionable woman who goes to race
meetings and polo matches.
It not only prevents the headaches
that result from watching sports under
a powerful sun, but also prevents the
wrinkles that are formed around the
eyes in those circumstances.
The eyeshade is made up in elegant
form, of costly materials, mother Of
pearl, gold and silver, repousse and
carved tortoiseshells. RI.
Automobile parasols are now welded
by the smartest women at garden par.
ties and church PARADE Why they
are so called is not quite clear, for they
are quite useless for motoring.
The automobile parasol is really re
lyiYal Of the old Euaenia s snn shada,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-13
PASTE JEWELS

In the comic opera of life the chorus girls cooks
who is in society is usually out more than
he is in.
The girl with the money to burn usually has plenty
of flames on hand
woman with heart doesn't need any art to
make the world adore her.
One good thing about rainbow gold is that can It
squander it bargains
Many fond young writer's hopes come home
coffined in long white envelopes.
The only Jewels that man should not be ashamed
to wear are the beads Of honest toll.
Go abroad and godspeed you, my friends But don It
A modern hnancier is a youth of today who can
marry and make his father-inlaw take of
them both. : - 49, 1t. .s-'-. ,
Consider the ways of the popular chaperon. She
hath ears that hear and eyes that absolutely refuse
to behold anything.-New Orleans Picayune.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-13
!. aALLIPoT COVERS

"Keep your weather eye out for gal
lipot covers on your summer travels, =
says forehanded woman who notes
the growing tendency to collect the
richly colored, delicately finished little
pictures which are on the lids of the
china pots used by apothecaries in more
picturesque times. It is greatly to be
feared, she says that the public will
"catch on too soon to the quaint dec
orative effect of gallipot covers pro
duced when framed in dull ebony
Should such appreciation come, Of
course, they will go up in price. This
woman has been collecting covers, ant
has several little groups of them hang
ing in her dining room. They arr
framed in black, and at first sight they
look like old paintings Of Dutch village
lscenaa
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-13
When Sentiment Vanished

hudson sat at the window reading Sterne Is iris
tram Shandy,' and the gentle flow the words,
- the whimsical continent of it, wooed him away
from the noise and the rush Of the city streets Even
the rattle and thump of the Third avenue 'L, were
forgotten. Sometimes he laughed. Then again the
laugh would trail off into melancholy smile, and tears
would momentarily veil his eyes.
The witchery Of Sterne was strong upon him, es-
pecally when he to that little episode of Uncle
Toby and the fly. It will be remembered that a fly
had grievously tormented Uncle Toby, torturing him
almost beyond endurance. Now Uncle Toby was bald,
had wooden leg and good heart Also at that par
ticular time he had probably taken off his wig for
comforts sake, and the fly took advantage Of it, At
last he caught the fly but instead of mashing it he
opened the window and let it go, saying it had rs
much right to life as a human had AS sterne tells
it the story pulsates with beauty and poetry.
Judson looked up from his book with a sigh. Then
he noticed that his wife had just placed fresh sheet
of fypaper the table and it had entanged it's first
victim. The fly futtering and Tapping wildly,
and at each renewal Of the struggle sank deeper into
the glue. Judson's heart was touched. He could not
help smiling in shamed way Neither could he help
emulating the example of Uncle Toby.
He reached over and gently picked up the fly. He
picked up the paper also, for finger had acct
dentally touched it. He gave his hand sharp shake
to throw it off. The paper Topped around and caught
him on the coat sleeve He grabbed it with the other
hand and it grabbed back Both hands were stuck on
the Internal stuff that goes fypaper and the fies