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The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
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DIFFICULTIES OF PUBLIsHERC
 OF SAN FRAaCIsco DAILIEs.
Public Supplied w5th FaV9rlte Pa- pers First Day After tLe EartE4a aake and Big
 Fire

Sza Erzae5-ee.-lH sae great sso-r tI ree=-4a.a 5.1ez G1 feE aL splzee.s sze eE.-zozl Haszs efz5rsz gst foHA 5y tas less2sp perz sg ssrse saJs1-.5ers 1a#y E4a fhe Ea. nsTs Probably sn a5 commercial ea- -erprl-e Eas greater eGer-z1a yzt forth than tg fad 1zE aGuez for sle a.eet 5s1 F5a1eiseg taI.@=. every ono CT which Tas completely burned oat. -at s.sas Nrscze1- Thlz drove tEe da8is= eergzs sae 5ag .5- :a= hsaez ef smaller 15aras5s. most of which operate EltE single press and from .Eo cO ase tgpezets.lg maea.aee
 Commencing H4th issues of eoar ahee7s cAe frst day after the ee-th- quake papers ike the Chronicle a19s steadily gr0zn aatiI they are Issuing now ls-page editions To dc sh.s every 585 printing ofiee n Alameda. Oakland and Berkeley. and ia tact, every available machine HithIH 2 rs- dI8s Of ten miles of Oakland. has been pressed Info sersiee-ana kepf working the fHll 2f hours.
 AS sample Of the manner in which the I5 pages of reading and aaFe=tls- Ing matter was assembled in ;he Chronicle recently ten columns were set h q newspaper office n Alameda and carried by wagon to the compos- IHg-r5oms Of the Oakland Herald rom which The Chronicle is being issaed. Other papers hare had 70 resort 70 the same expedieuts. getting part of heir matter set ID in some instances 2g miles away The limited supply os type and paper h the smaller office to which San Francisco dailies lave been driven has also been q great handicap. II has been often necessary for romposItof 10 distribute q tory Inc same night | vas set ID in order 10 secure sufficient type for another story for the same edition.
 Despite these obstacles all the big morning dailies are being issued reg ularly. and subscribers are obtaining their faEoFite papers as though n0th- ing had occurred. Prosperity is mani tested more clearly In the newspapers than in any other way It is imoos- s!bie fo meet the demands Of adHer- tisers for space. Many times day the allotment Of space has 70 be cut. de- spite the fact that business men are Ready and wiling 10 pay the full aager- tisiHg rates with cash
 With all the extra work necessary 10 gel ont the papers in Oakland no effort .ls being spared 70 reesta5lish fhe plants Of he San FraReisco pal.ers in their old homes Many complete eastern plants have been offered. and 4itB machines fhat had already been ordered. and which arc on The way from The east. the proprietprs of fhe three morning papers expect 70 be puhlishing papers an tbeir own prom ises within few weeks
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
DlSFIGURING SKIN HUMOR.
Impossible to Get Employment, as Face and Body Were Covered with
 sores-Cured by Cuticura.

Since the year 1894 l have been trou- bled wth very bad case ot eczema which l have spent hundreds ot collars trying to cure, and l went to the hospital, but they failed to cure me, and t Was getting worse all the time Five weeks ago my wife bought q box of Cutcura Ointment and enc cake of Cuticura Soap, and 1 am pleased to say that 1 am now completely cured and well. lt was impossible for me to get employment, as my face head and body were covered with it. The eczema hrst appeared on the top of my head. and
 1t had worked all the way around down the hach of my neck and around to my throat. down my body and around the hips. It itehed so would be obliged to scratch l. and the flesh was raw. I am now all well. and l will be pleased to recommend the Guticura Remedies to all persons who wish d speedy and permanent cure of sliin diseases. Thomas NJ Rossi- ter 29o Prospect Street, East Orange, N. J., Mar 30 1905"
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
KNlFED.
Coffee Knifed an old Soldier.

An old soldier. released from cof fee at 12, recovered his health and tells about 1t as follows:
 T stuck 10 coffee for years. although 1t knifed me again and again.
 About eight years ago (as q resul: of coffee drinking which eongested my liyer). was taken with a very severe attack of malarial fever.
 T would apparently recover and start about my usual work only to sui fer relapse. After this had been repeated several times during the year l was again taken violently i'll.
 The Doctor said he had carefully studied my case. and 1t was either quit coffee or die. advising me to take Pos tum in it's place. had always thought coffee one of my dearest friends, and especially when sick, and was very much taken back by the Doctors deci- sion, for hadn't suspected the coffee | drank could possibly cause my troa- ble.
 thought It over for few minutes. and finally told the Doctor l would make the change. Postum was pro- cured for me the same day and made according to directions; well, l liked II and stuck to 1t. and since then have been new man. The change in health began in a few days and sur pr.sed me, and now, although l am seventytwo years of age. do lots of hard work. and for the past month have been teaming. driving sixteen miles a day besides loading and un- loading the wagon. That's what Pos tum in the place of coffee has done for me. now like the Postum as well as did coffee.
 "I have known people who did no. i care for Postum at first, but after hay l ing learned to make 1t properly accord ing to directions they have come tc like 1t as we'll as coffee. l never miss T chance to praise it." Name glver by Postum Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
 Look for the little book, "The Roa. to Wellville,' in pkgs.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Dowager Supreme

When the last link of the cable con. meeting the United States with China was completed President Roosevelt sent a message of reorganization, ad. dressed to Their Imperial Majesties. the Empress Dowager and the Elm. peror of China The emperor an swered the message with another one of felicitation, which he concluded with By order of the Dowager Elm press we now offer to your exeellency our sincerest congratulations" and signed himself as emperor It seems that even an interchange of interna- tional courtesies has to be effected in China by order of the dowager. who ruls because she can. not because she has the right
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Willin 2 to obHge.

Give me the city hall. please" said the lady tc the conductor If he street car
 T should be glad 10 do so. madam. j" replied the conductor. who was a new man and had been greatly impressed by the rules Of the company. which Insisted upon employes being coarte- ous and obliging T should, indeed, be glal 10 do so. but the lady over there with the green feather in her hat asked for the ely hall before you got on the car Is there any other building that would suit you just as Detroit Free Pres.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
PAINTING SPELLS
Cured by D.. WHGarrs' Pink piHs, the Remedy When Actually Makes
 ke1y Ete1a

Anamia makes tae Iaflert short of bresta 70 fI4et there ls often q seI 4s of sui rzzsHsa, som st8s8as there Is a cg1gu aud inc sufferer seems t5 be g4ag into cous1m EtIaa, at 9taafs there is 6 nnur- mur of the heast aud heart dlsease ia feared Iu tas following else severe falHtiH2 peils were au alarming sYnp- tom resBl'iHg ffo9n " tyJ attls blood 2
 Mr. George F9Tezter, Of : Curtis sfreef. Waterts.TH, = r. aavs. "5eEns tIme aZJ 1 toak a heavy cold and F eff me IH q very weak condition l be- came HaE=e and #8Fas Has## fHa5IT 1 had aH8Hla. l l5-t fiezh and apretite, had Hg color and was s8Jjert tgfalHtilZ spetls. Sometimes they sF4a.d attack ne s14IeHiT and se9uId fall t1 ths f1or with hardly any warning
 'tl had Due of oar best physicians, but after lie had ben attending ms about a month HitAoat any improve meHt iB my condition, Gee .ae4 t5 sss what Dr. Williams PlHk P..la w81ld d1.
 The pills were well kugTH t5 ne for, atoat tHg years before, members of my family Lad taken them with the bsst Fesulss.. l sJ5n f,uud that the piIls were Iast what l needed fyr 1 son bs- gan to notice an improvement. After I had taken them while longer was en- tirely cured. and we al believe in Dr. WiiliaHs Pink Pills and recommend them highly"
 Dr Williams Pink Pills actually make new blood. They do that one tAiHg and they do 1t well. Impoverished blo1d E deficient iH red eorpuzeles. Dr Williams Pink Pills increase the number 8f tBess red corpnscleg and in this way send health aEa strength to every tissue.
 All druggists sell Dr Williams Pink Pills or they will be sent by mail, post Iaid, On receipt If price, % cents per b9x, six boxes for g 20, by the Dr. VII. lIama MelIcine O.. snheneetaav. '. [
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
SCINTILLATIONS

Double dealing ends in divided diyi dends.
 Our seeking always secures His sending.
 As soon as a nation becomes heart less it's case is hopeless.
 Codhsh culture is never complete un. til conscience is killed.
 Every time you put out any new life some old leaves drop off
 Slander is bad breath; its evidence applies only to it's source.-Ram s Horn.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Question and Answer.

The Rochester Democrat inquree what would have been the effect II the banks had been attacked as have been the in- surancc companes In addition 10 a news paper crusade iii the North against insur- ance companies. the earthquake gave some of them terrible jolt That they have stood these tests 70 we'll is because they distribute their risks and do business bet ter than in years past when one or two great fires would sometimes start hnan- cial panic. In the south The Mississippi Home Insurance Company has conducted it's business 20 safely that 1t is stronger than ever.
 Ask for the agent m your town.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
THOUGHTS FOR QUIET HOUR

Don't call the world dirty becass. you have forgotten to clean your glasses.
 If your religion is of the kind that can be easily hidden it can as easily be lost.
 The only reason some men won't go to the church is because they are not invited into the pulpit.
 If you want to make a rich man understand you must touch his pocket book.
 The people who are too lazy to pre- pare always have a lot to say about the way the prizes are distributed.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
HAY WAS DIPLOMATIC EVER
The Late Secretary ot ststs Had Way with Eln" That
 Always Won.

Sa-E E tc.5 of -Ea late Jc1a Hay Illustrative at tza. fine diplomatic -elPsrzmels -zzE made t.s 1aua know al over The world. says tzs Azle=-esa ssze=a-5-.
 Some yssrs ago N-. Hsr gen. Mr AleZan5zr G8za. of Cleveland. for lls Derlsa4 -1e zn1alza-.5- st en 5ass-ezt- lag ait 5f york 5y Marx Twain. en- tiled < CalFer=ael5a as t Has e the S5eEaI F5=es.8e .a tHe Tine e .he TEtg-s Nz Hay kns# ezae alz friend Gum, coa19ls=e1- of ...s-a- -aEs and arr. would 5A much snee-es-- ea Ia z=hat tae fgF2er termed zer1- 9as atf5rt t1 bring back OFF literature and philosophy 70 the eaaste. Eliza- 5ethaa standard
 Nov ,. appears thz- 3Ir Cum was s9 delighted Hl=h Twain sketch tha. he wrote 10 Nr Hay proposing to print limited number of copies there of f9z B-iEats distribution. T Is said taa- VI Hay replied as follows
 The proposition you make 70 pull feT proofs Of Twsin.s masterpiece fs highly attractive. and of course. high iy immoral cannot properly consent t9 he suggestion. as ! am afraid The great man would think was taking an unfair advantage Of his confidence. Accordingly, will thank you 70 send back the manuscript as soon as pos sibie. 5at f. in spite ef my prohibit tion, you take tnose proofs. save me one"
 | was saperfaoas Q add that. wi,h this hint. he proofs were "p1led.- one for Nr Hay and one for Mr. Gum.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
PERMIT WAS BROAD ENOUGH
War-Tirs Reminiscence Illustrative of the Hunor Of President
 Lincoln.

Hr Linton Park. who is now an in- mate Of the Soldiers and Sailors home at Erie. Pa. was among those who joined in the chorus. We arc coming, Father Abraham. three hun dred thousand more He enlisted at Washington. and was assigned 10 the Second District Of Columbia regiment, relates Youths Companion.
 Ar Park vas then. as now. a yege- tartan While he could agslmilate ey- erythIng connected with his answer 10 the call Of duty from the stand of pa triotism. he could not asaimllate the army pork | was plain that If the government wished to do the square thing by Park f would have 10 show broad mindedneas in the matter Of ratioBs
 So he took hfs troubles 70 President Lincoln. and explained that in some respects he wag Ike the children of Israel after fhey set ont from Egypt. He conId not forget the leels and ouiona wifb which he was won't to re- gale himself back in Indiana county.
 Lincoln smiled fou want me 10 turn goa out 10 grazc like Nebaehad- nezzar2. he aaked
 sit would beat sa.t pork vas Mr. Parks reply Thereapea Mr Llaesn wrote eafeiesHly oH an ordinary sheet of paper
 aFhe bearer. Linton Park. is he-e- with granted permission to browse wherever he chooses
 dr Park saw the humor In the note. and enjoyed | quite az much as Lin eoin ald He also enjoyed his prlyi- lege af browsing The note is still in his poszezsinn
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

If her system is in T deranQed condi- ton. or bhe is predispoeed to apeplexY or congestion of any organ, it is at this time likely to become active and Hith host of nervous irritatiOns, make life burden
 At this time. also cancers and tumors are more liable tO begin their destruc- tive work. Such warning symptoms as a sense of suffocatiOn. hot flashes. dig ziness, headache. dread of impending evil. sounds in the cara timiditg, pal pItation Of the heart sparks before the eyes Irregularities. constipation. varia- ble appetite. weakness and inquietude are promptly needed by intelligent women who are approaching the period of life when womaHa great change may be expected.
 We believe Lydia E pinkham's Veg etablc Compound is the worlds great- est remedy for women at this trying period
 i Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound invigorntes and strengthens the female organism, and builds up the weakened nervous system as no other medicine can.
 Mrs. A. E. c. Hyland. of Chester town, Md, in a letter to Mrs. Pink. ham, says:
 Dear Mrs Pintham:-
 l" I hnd been suffering with displacement for years and was passing through the change of life 1 had good deal of soreness. dizzy spells, headaches and wus very nervous l wrote you for advice and commenced trent- ment with Lydia r. Piukham's Vegetable Compound as you directed, and l an happy to say that All those distressing symptoms loft me, and l have passed safely through the change of lifo n well woman
 For special advice regarding this im- portant period wome are invited 10 write to Mrs Pinkham, Lynn, Mass She k daughter in-law of Lydia F.. Pinkham and for twenty-five years has been advising sick women free of charge. Her advice is free and always helpful to ailing women.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Only War4ea ! sn1lnre nea1

Prisoner" said The judge. stand pp. Have you anything te say why judgment Of the court should not le pronounced against ,ou2a
 "I'd like 10 say. your honor an- swered the prisoner "that l hope you will not allow your mind 10 be pre- iudlced against me by the poor de- fense my lawyer put ID for me i'll fake If as er"at favor | your honor will lust give sue Inc sentence Hd have got # had pleaded rHl1fy in the first place Chicaro Tr.bune
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
He Pified Then

A little boy was on his first coun- try excursion, relates the Brooklyn Citizen. Some birds were flying high overhead. and his hostess, a young woman said:
 Look up Tommy See the pretty birds flying through the air"
 Tommy looked up quickly, and then he said in a compassionate tone:
 Poor little fellers' They ain't got no cages, have they2"- Detroit Free Press
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
philippine Hemp Crop Short

Exporters report a shortage of the hemp crop amounting to 100000 bales. valued at s2000, ,o0o Drought and a typhoon in September caused the slump. Statistics forecast that the production for the first five moa$hs of 1906 will be 10000 bales less than for tho same time last year. Prices are high and continue to advance. Ex. porters expect that the crop next year will reach the normal amount.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Ethics.

Do you think We will ever be able to communicate with Mars2"
 My dear sir answered the astTon- omer. you surely do not think would spoil pages of magazine articles yet to be written by endeavoring to prove the contrary It would be very unprofessional. l."-Washington Star.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

uIar. so9n after began taking Deans Kidney PlsIs ! Baase4 aereraI gravel sfoHaa got vel and the trouble has not ratar1sd. Hy back ss god and a.fonz and my general health better
 Sold by au deaier7 54 cents a box. Fozfer-sfllb1ra Co. Buffalo. =. '.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

Every boy has three ambitions be- fore he finally settles down. His first is to be the snare drummer in the village band. The second is to be an Indian killer and scout The third is to be a locomotive engineer. Then he forgets about them and is ambitious only to make living
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
DI HFp0tuteC.

"so Mrs. Nariah was held np and robbed fI61 did she feel aboHt f. e,'
 "Oh, shes fearfug mad. only had five cents in her pocket book at the time. yon know, and she.5 afraid peo pie will think she hasn't any money" Detroit Free Press
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Nnthinnn nlnrrninn

Next Door Neighbor-I was about to say-what's that terrible racket up stairs? Is somebody having a fit?
 Mrs. wjams-No. That's John. He's rehearsing the speech he Is going to deliver tomorrow before the Uni versal Peace sooiety.-Chicago Tri- bune
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Pointer for Percy

Nel-Percy We're was telling me that he still hopes to have the luck to win you.
 Belle-Well. Percy will find that 1t takes more than luck to win me. I'm no ie.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Time to Get Busy.

Her Husband-I thought you were going to visit your mother.
 His Wife-And so l am.
 Well. you had better begin to pack your trunk at once. The train leaves In AS hours Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Particulars Wanted.

"Ah, dea,est," sighed young Broke le.gh T can not live without you"
 Why not?" queried the girl with the obese bank balance. Did you lose your Columbus Dispatch.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

and how tg lse thera- Xra W c. EJa Of Gree tsa
 eX Back arHeg hurt ne % 1 e,yt kFA1 zfz
 IB Of diZzi ze g and frk hrzdzst5 were freq 1eu ard
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The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Ingenuity of the Lazy Genius

There is no doubt that the average loafer displays considerable genius in keeping out of job.-Brookfeld (Mo) Gazette
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
A Harmless Laxative.

Ii you must take a laxative, take harm less one. Lax Eos does not gripe, therefore does not irrltate. Irritation Is what does the harm Price 90 cents
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

FITS, St. Nitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases permanently cured by Dr. khne's Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free S2. % trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H Kline. Id, 93l and 933 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
You Don't Have to Wait.

Every dose makes you feel better Lax Eos keeps your whole inside right Not ont g1pe in full bottle. Sold on the money back plan everywhere Price 50 cents.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
Pats Idea of an Isand.

Teacher-Patrick. describe an island
 Patrick-Shure, ma am. it's a place ye cant lave widout a boat-Pilgrim.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

If you wish beautiful clear white clothes use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2 oz. package, cents.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

One of the great deficiencies of mod ern worship is that it presents only enc opportunity to walk up the aisle with the new dry goods.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

Are youf eE8fHes fsdeds f5se Rel Groas Ball l.iue and maze fhem Whae asaiH. Large , C. package. j ceBts.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

Most men would save lot of money by letting others do all the speculat- ing-Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
IlLlNC WOMEN.

Keep tho Kidneys Well and the Z.t-
 neya VII Ksep You Well
 Sick, asHezing, .aaesfe wt-rsen are learning She tras ease of bad backs
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
A CRITICAL PERIOD
INTELLIGEHTW0MENPREPARE
Dangers and Pain efThis Critical Period Avoided by tho Uss Of Lydia L. Pink hams Vegetable Compound.

How manywe men realize that the most critical period in we man 5 existence fs the change of life, and that the anxiety felt by women as this time draws near IsZ not without fgHH0u 2
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

A man who sticks to the truth sell dom talks about himself.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

Genius is often merely weII=adver- tised egotIsm-& r Times.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
St. JOSeph'S
 Liver Regulator

has been on the market Tor twenty-five years-it is put up in large tin boxes-it IS guar dnteed to giUe satisfaction and to keep its full strength in any climate. It should be used in all cases of Indigestion, Con stipation. Biliousness, Dyspep- sia, Sour Stomach, Dropsy, Liver Complaint, Heart PalPi- tation, Chills and Fever, and all Arrangements of the liver and kidneys.
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07

Even though man can not lift him self bg his bootatfapz J ls within req son and experience that he may ele- yate himself to easiable Lights with his own b0l air.
 sIt is q faux pas. remarks an urban philosopher. TO aak lady wha. faux pas fs Eh9 never heard Of faux pas '
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
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The vounz man aas tzg.ng to think of B0mefhIn2 eIse 70 say Waen he young woman saaseuiy spoke ID.
 By tbe waY. Mf b.aeefIong zbe said. T tried t9 cal yoa ID bY ,ele- phone this morning. bgt didn't get any fesDeHse z
 "You tried 10 cal ne up by tele- phone s9
 "Tez. wanted 70 ssk you ques- fion."
 why. ! ha+eHt ar telephone nun Der
 70. yes Yoa have Double slx four csYeH9
 The young man maee q rapid mental calculation
 twenty -thFee'' fe gaeped. reaching for his hat ghteag1t Trl9une
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
LIVER DISTURBANCES NINE YEARS.

Mir. w A. Kelly, of Mayu- cha, s. C., was afflicted with liver troubles for many years, and the following letter tells how he uses St. Joseph's Liv- CT Regulator and
The Monticellonian., 1906-06-07
MAKES HIS OWN TONIC.

For about nine years had heart troubles and pains in the head. resulting from liver disturbances. tried variol kinds of local treatment but they did not help me any. began using St. Joseph's Liver Regulator and it helped me at once. I have taken several boxes and now use it as n tonic. l put the contents of one tin box into pint bottle and then fill it up with good whisky. Three times n week l take a good swallow of this tonic at bed time and it eases and removes all my pains. II as a great remedy"
 W. II. KELLY. Full directions 70 euery 5or tor making tea or 6itters.
 cERsTlE MEDICINE CO, chsstanseoa, rsaa At all Dealers, ia 55-csnf Boxea
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-02-13

That dogs make excellent detec-
ives is well known. but their use as
actual members OF a police force is an
odd ana Interesting experiment
witch w. C. Fitzgerald describes in
his story Dog Police on Guard in
the December Technical World Maya
zine
When the Client tBelgium), chief
Of police had got his pack Of recruits
together he began 70 train them to
distinguish between skuiking crimi-
mails and the ordinary, reputable citi-
zen, who walks by day. Some very
interesting demonstrations and expert
mants were tried by means OF dunn
miles, aud &c is a fact that within a
few weeks the more intelligent dogs
bad learned how Re spring upon and
take bold Of man hy his clothes
without driving their teeth into him.
SPECIAL kennels were then built In
tha police stations. with the name of
Its occupant over the door OF eacn
Goats. collars and mgzzles We're pro-
y.ded by way OF uniform. ald there
were even little boots provided for
snowy weather A veterinary surgeon
waa appointed az police headquarters
to care for che dog policemen whcE
f1eg were sick, and the matron az
each station was charged with the
duty OF getting their meals ready
when each dog came of duty with bis
two legged fellow officer