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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
"COFFEE JACS."
The Doctor Named Them Correctly.

Some n said Coffee never hurts
anyone" Inquire of your friends and
note their experiences.
A Phila. woman says:
During the last Q or 3 years / be-
came subject to what the doctor called
coffee jags' and felt like l have heard
men say they feel who have drank
too much rum. It nauseated me, and
I felt as though there was nothing but
coffee flowing through my veins.
Coffee agreed well enough for q
time. but for a number OF years I
have known that 1t was doing me
great harm, but, like the run topper,
I thought I could not get along with.
out 1t. 1t made me nervous,a disor.
dered my digestion, destroyed my
sleep and brought on frequent and
very distressing headaches.
when / got what the doctor called
a coffee jag on, I would give up
drinking it for a few days till my
stomach regained a little strength, but
l was always fretful and worried and
nervous till I was able to resume the
use of the drug.
'About a year ago I was persuaded
to try Postum, but as I got It in res.
taurants 1t was nothing but q sloppy
mess, sometimes cold, and always
weak, and of course I didn't like 1t.
Finally I prepared some myself, at
home, following the directions care
fully, and found It delicious. per-
severed in its use, quitting the old
coffee entirely, and feeling better ana
better each day, till ! found at last,
to my great joy, that my ailments had
all disappeared and my longing for
coffee had come to an end.
II have heretofore suffered intense.
~ from utter exhaustion, besides the
other ailments and troubles. but this
summer. using Postum, ! have felt
ine." Name given by Postum Co,
Battle Creek. Mich.
There's 4 reason.
Restaurant cooks rarely prepare
reqtum Coffee properly. They DO not
lot Il boil long enough.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
To Cuba, Every Friday, the Havana
Iimited

A swell Pullman train of dining car,
club car with smoking room, barber shop
and bath room, with barber and valet in
attendance; stateroom, drawing room and
observation sleeping cars, leaves st. Louis at
9:45 P. M. via the Mobile and Ohio r. R.,
and arrives at the steamship docks at Mo,
bile at 500 p. Nj. Saturdays. On arrival
of the Havana Limited, the palatial
Undetermined, twin-screw S. S. prince
George sails, and passes into the har-
Dor of Havana at sunrise Mondays.
Returning, the S. S. Prince George
sails from Havana at 500 p. NJ. Wednes-
days, arriving at Mobile at daylight Fri
days, and the Havana Limited leaves the
steamship docks at 900 A. NJ. and ar
rives at st. Louis Saturday mornings.
A delightful weeks outing-inexpensive
and full OF interest. Low rate excursion
tickets good for six months. Call on your
home Agent or write Jno. NJ. Beall, Cen
eral Passenger Agent, st. Louis.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
WHO SHE WAS
SKETCH OF THE LIFE OF LYDIA E. pNKHAM
And a True Story of How the Vegetable Compound
Had Its Birth and How the "Panic of '73'' Caused
it to be Offered for Public Sale i'm Drug Stores.

This remarkable woman, whose
maiden name was Estes, was born in
Lynn, Mass, February 9th, 1919, com
ing from a good old Quaker family.
For some years she taught school, and
became known as a woman of an alert
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

One touch of nature makes the whole
world kin. Other touches dissolve friend
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
Ladies Can Wear shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot,
Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
hot, aching feet. At all Druggists, 25c. Ac
cept no substitute. Trial package FREE,
Address A. S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
AS Soon as Sprinp Comes

the need of Garfield Tea is keenly felt.
This wonderful herb medicine puriies the
blood, cleanses the system, clears the com.
plexion and insures a natural action Of
the liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels.
Good for young n old, at all seasons.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

There is on old proverb that a
man becomes what he eats" "Then /
suppose all the cannibals will become
missionaries in time"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
Anxious.

"When some girls get a new calendar"
remarked the Observer of Events and
Things, "they always look fearfully
through It to see if, perchance, they have
put her birthday in red letters. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

The Suitor-"What are all those
mems photos for?" The Belle-"Oh,
that's my collection of souvenir
spoons"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

You always get full value in Lewis Sin
gle Binder straight Se cigar. Your dealer
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

#. I'VE Americans eat too much" said
the scientist. YES" said the ordinary
citizen. I'VE see the cost of food go
ing up SO fast that we feel there Is
no time to lose"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

Just about the time a man gets com,
fortably fixed in his favorite chair with
the evening newspaper, his wife thinks
of what some caller told her during the
day.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
oxershootine the Mark.

Mrs. O~'Brien-Phwat medicine did Mike
find the best!
Mrs. Riley-Divil a know Oh know. He
took so much av it he was sick for tin
days after he got well.-Boston Traveller.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

Are o still in the Don't Worry
club?'" mo, l resigned when l mar
ried."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

Lewis Single Binder straight DC cigar.
Made of extra quality tobacco. Your deal
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

1t would be much easier to do the
right thing if people were not generally
ready to take it for granted that you
wouldn't.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

II hear the audience last night was
rather cold" said the critic. Most
Of the people were at first" replied
Hamm, "but when they remembered
that they had paid good money to see
the show they got hot"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
STRAY SQUIBS.

The of the present king Of
Servia are said to be about to Peter
out.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

THAT brother Of yours, Lucy" said
the man OF the house, seems to be .
pretty tough character" "'Deed he is,
sah," replied the colored maid. HE
jes' %natchelly seems to be de white
sheep OBJ our family, sho' num-"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

Some people lave themselves almost to
death. II
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
Stuck to His Figures.

1--WE heard Weerius tell that story
a dozen times"
"Oh, come! You said i've minutes
ago that you had only met him a halt
a dozen times in your lifel"
II know 1t, but when he tells the
story he always repeats the nub Of It."
Chicago Tribune.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
A Ladies, Tailor.

A Ladies' Tailor.
She-Was she ever disappointed by a
tailorf
He-Oh yes; she married one.-Yon-
kers Statesman.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

Unpleasant Thought.
Yeast-I found some dead flies in
hat caks my wife made,
MISUNDERSTANDING she tried 4
s,she tiiss hrSk"--Yonkcrs Statesman.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

DTT ElS.N0 MQNEY TILL- CURED is:ss 8 !ss So asss. Sc
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

Care will kill a cat has nine lives there
q man with soul so dead men tell no
tales.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
SWIMS FOR SEVEN
HOURS AND LIVES
Hungarian Jumps From One
Ship Into Sea and is Then
Picked Up by Another

NEW YORK. Sept. 10.-The Cunard
Line steamer Carpathia. which arrived
yesterday from Mediterranean ports.
reports that on the outward voyage on
August 8. at $50 D. m, Hungarian
interpreter jumped overheard An
alarm was given. the electric buoy was
thrown overheard and q boat lowered
After an hours search in the darkness
the boat returned to the steamer with
out finding the man. The Carpathta
stopped at Gibraltar and then sailed for
Naples. At 4:30 o'clock in the after
noon she overlook Liverpool steamer.
which signaled she had man on board
belonging to the Carpathia- The man
was transferred and to the astonish-
ment of the officers OF the Carpathia he
proved to be the interpreter. He said
that after he had swum about for seven
and a half hours the steamer came
along and picked him up. He added
that he had tried several times to
drown himself
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
COAST SHIPPING NEWS.
Items of Interest to Mariners
of the Pacific.

SAN PEDRO. Sept. 1o-The steam schooner
National City, Captain Frederickson, sailed this
afternoon for Eureka to reload a return cargo
The steam schooner South Bay, Captain soren-
sen, arrived from San Francisco this morning
and docked at the San Pedro Lumber Com
pany's wharf with cargo of 1.500, 900 shingles
The South Bay carries a union crew. who are
longshoremen- The steam schooner Yosemite
Captain Johnson, is due here tomorrow from
San Diego and will take passengers to San
Francisco The steam schooner Wasp has nearly
finished unloading cargo and will be ready to
sail Wednesday for the north.
Work along the water front is at standstil
today, with the exception of the steam schooner
Coronado. Captain Lundquist wishes to hurry
his departure but can hardly get away before
Friday.
Representatives of three corporations will pre-
sent claims to the City Trustees tomorrow even
ing for reclamation privileges in the outer har-
Railroad. the Imperial Investment Company and
the San Pedro Home Dock and Wharf Com
pany. Each desires certain area for ware
houses and wbarves.
johnson, agent of Lloyds at Vancouver, B. c.,
after making thorough examination, says it is
absolutely impossible to protect shipping along
the Vancouver Island coast by boats and that
from land. The talk of running lifeboats from
the lighthouse. he says, is rubbish and he will
make this report to his company.
The following vessels are loading lumber on
sail later in the week: Ship America, ship
Glory of the Seas, schooner Helene. bark Pac-
tolus schooner Snow & Burgess schooner Soren-
son, barkentine skagit, bark Fresno, schooner
Loading for San Pedro-Schooner Balboa.
schooner Wilbert L. Smith, schooner Kona,
schooner Eric. schooner George Z. Billings
barkentine John Palmer, schooner Ell Dorado,
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
LEARNS OF DEATH
THROUGH PRESS.
Messages Telling of Fatal
Auto Wreck Not Sent
to Relatives of Victim
INJURED GIRL BETTER
SPECIAL DISPATCH TO THE CALL

SAN JOSE, Sept. 10-After lying in
coffin for thirty six hours at the city
Morgue. the body of Camille B. Milner.
the Oakland young woman who met
her death in the automobile accident at
Milpitas early Sunday morning. was
claimed at noon today by her aunt.
Mrs. M. d. de Arnez, who came down
from San Francisco when she learned
of the tragic death of Mrs. Milner
through the newspapers. Mrs. de Ar
nez. although grief-stricken. made all
arrangements for the disposition of
the body and announced that the fun
eral will be held in San Francisco to-
morrow morning
Until the newspapers published ac-
counts of the accident in their columns
this morning Mrs. de Arnez was fgno-
rant of the whole affair. The messages
sent by John d. Isaacs. one of the two
Berkeley students who were in the
party, to the mother and husband of
the dead woman were not received un-
til Monday noon. Immediately Charles
Miner, the husband, telephoned to San
Jose for the facts and then proceeded
to make arrangements for the funeral
The mother and brother of Mrs. Mil
ner are reported to be in the south,
and they have been notified by Mrs. de
Arnez.
Miss Marian Van Horn. the other vic
tim of the automobile wreck, is stead
lily improving at the San Jose santa
rum. DIR. Wayland stated last night
that her condition was such that there
Is no doubt about her recovery. She is
able to talk. but has admitted only
few visitors. If she continues TO i'm
prove as steadily as in the last two
days she will taken to her home in
Berkeley soon.
j. Ross Clark, Los Angeles million
aire and father of Walter NJ Clark.
who was also in the accident, came to
San Jose and spent yesterday with his
son. Mr.. Clark said: Il deeply regret
that this affair has occurred and know
that the boys, Mr.. Isaacs and my son,
feel very. much grieved. Accidents
come at unexpected times and cannot
be avoided, so we must make the best
OF it,
Clark senior visited the morgue in
the morning and in the afternoon went
to the sanitarium and talked with Miss
Van Horn. He took dinner with his
son at the Red Cross Hospital and left
at 1920 for his home.
Young Clark, whose knee was seri-
ously bruised in the accident, will be
able to go back to Berkeley in few
days At the hospital he occupies the
best ward in the institution and every
thing possible is being done for his in
jured limb. He said tonight that his
father accepted the situation philo-
sophically and after doing all he could
had gone back to Los Angeles
Upon their return to the university
at Berkeley both young men probably
will be called before President Wheeler
for an explanation
Isaacs said he would no doubt be
summoned to the presidents ONCE as
soon as he goes back, Merely as mat
ter Of FORM" he added. Isaacs will &c
to San Francisco tomorrow morning
and attend the funeral of Mrs. Miner
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
MIL|T|AF FIREMEN GO
ON STRIKE.
Enlisted Reserves Find the
Work in Alert's Boiler
Room Is Too Strenuous
NOT USED TO OCEAN
sPEc1A1. DISPATCH TO THE CALL.


SANTA CRUZ. Sept. 10.-The cruise
of the State Naval Militia from san
Francisco to this city 10 attend the Ad-
mission day festivities was not one OF
unmixeG pleasure and seafarins edu-
cation In Chief Engineer Specks de-
partment the enlisted firemen found
the work too onerous. and the hours
too long
Today a message was sent TO San
Francisco calling for twenty 1remen 20
come down to get the steamship Alert
back to her home port The craft SAT-
ed from San Francisco at noon on sat
urday and proceeded to sea In order
that officers and men might gain gen
uine nautical experience Unused TO
the roll of the briny deep, the majority
of the crew suffered and some. OF the
officers had unpleasant experiences But
il is to correct such failings in seaman
ship that the cruises are made, and
with a few more trips to the oceans
expanse Captain Bauer will have as
good a company of men for his crarr
as ever trod a deck
Sunday night the militiamen cast an
chor at Santa Cruz. and then the strike
in the boiler room was announced Too
hard work" was the complaint To-
night Captain Bauer countermanded
his telegraphic request for twenty IRE
men, 1t being decided to depart at L
o'clock in the morning, shifts OF IRE
men being improvised from the crew
Provision will be made to have an
ample supply OF firemen in the future.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
U. 5. Branch photographic once.

branch Of the United States Hydrographtc
0ffce, located at the Merchants Exchange, u
maintained in San Francisco for the benefit OF
mariners, without regard TO nationality and free
OF expense Nayigators are cordially invited to
visit the office. where complete sets OF charts
and sailing directions of the world are kept ~
latest information can always be obtained re.
garding lights, dangers to navigation ano al
matters OF interest to ocean commerce Inc
time ball service has been suspended, pending
building.
]. 7. MCMILLAN. Nautical Expert. in Charge.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
CHARLES SOUTH BADLY INJURED.

SAN JOSE, Sept. 10.-Charles d.
South, newspaper man, formerly OF
San Francisco. was seriously injured
this evening in street car collision.
He sustained a compound fracture OF
lacerafed.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11

Summit-66-5S; calm; cloudy.
Forecast for San Francisco and vicfnity-Fair
Tuesday; light west wind
For Sacramento valley-Fair Tuesday; light
north wind
For San Joaquin valley-Fair Tuesday; light
north wind
For Los Angeles and vicinity-Fair Tuesday;
light west wind.
Maximum and minimum temperatures for pre-
vious day: New York s2-70, Boston S4-6S, Chi
cago S4-72.
G. b. WILSON, Local Foecaster
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
Pacific Mail Steamship Brings Many
Passengers From the Far East.


which
of the
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
cARD OF THANKS

CARD OF THANKS
We desire TO extend heartfelt thanks to
our many friends for their sympathy and
many beautiful floral offerings in the loss of
my daughter. Mrs J. B. Mccain
MRS. ANNIE TYRRELL and Family
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.

ARRIVED.
Monday. September TO-
Strar Sea Foam Miller, IA hours from Men
sdocino, via Point Arena 10 hours
stmr Mandalay, Sanford. IS hours from Cres-
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
THE GEYSERS

Tue greatest health resort In California. D.,
tive cure for Rheumatism. Stomach. LIVER "a
kidney Troubles. Table arst class Tivht-@
throughout By electricity Long distance -
phoae and postof1cs In the hoteL Rates 40 ma
Slt per week. t1ciudtns baths- New bsfh
houses have been erected this season 9r.-t.1
rates to families and noRrhly suests- For boor
LET and Information write H. a. CURRY Pren
Ths 0egse-s Cal S
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11

from Rotterdam and Boulogne: stmr Kroon-
land, from Antwerp and Dover.
PLYMOUTH-Arr1ved Sept 10-Stmr Kron-
prinz Wilhelm. from New York
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Sept 10-Stmr Amerika,
from New York
CHERBoURG-Arrived Sept 10-stmr Kron-
prnz wilhelm. from New York. for Bremen.
and proceeded
Sailed Sept 9-Stmr Barbarossa for New
York Sept 10-Stmr Hamburg. for New York.
GREENOCK = Sailed Sept s-Stmr Anti
BOULoGNE-Sailed Sept s-stmr Staten
dam, for New York
NAPLEs-sailed Sept s-stmr Prinz Adelbert.
for New York.
GIBRALTAR-Arrived Sept 10-Stmr Prin-
zess Irene, from New York, for Naples and
Genoa, and proceeded
MemOranda.
Per Br ship Alice A Leigh, from Hamburg,
at San Francisco Sept 10-Sailed from Hamburg
April 13 had variable winds and fne weather
TO the equator, which was crossed In long IS &c
W, 20 days out; had fine weather 10 lat SO
S; experienced succession OF SW and gales
for 80 days, lasting to lat 56 S, long IS W;
had NNW winds 10 the equator, which we
crossed July 80 in long 112 W; thence to port
had light winds and calms
Sc gale. carried away flying 1ib and outer jib
PORT TOWNSEND. Sept. 1o.-captain Ira
pani of the Ital ship Ascensione died at sea
during voyage.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
NEW ZEALAND!

Inc wonderland OF the southern aemi-
sphere Southern Alps easily reached
by motor car from Timaru to Her
mitage and short trail to Mt Cook and
other peaks. Season, October to Feb
ruary. West Coast Sounds rtvaling
famous fiords of Norway, and Suther-
land Falls (highest. 1904 feet. in the
WORLD, via Queenstown or steamer in
January.
In the North Island, Wanganui River
and Hot Lakes of boiling water, with
grand bush scenery more interesting
than Yellowstone. January is mid
summer in New Zealand and this year
IT will be especially desirable to visit
that country to attend the
Christchurch International Exhibition,
in session for six months. beginning
October Special round trip rates with
stopover privileges for this exhibition
Sailings every three weeks from San
Francisco. Address Oceanic s. s. Co.,
58 Clay St, San Francisco. or 1853
Broadway. Oakland. Telephone Oak
land 1918.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11
Officers Of Liner Coptic
Return on the Siberia

The Weather Report.
United States Department of Agriculture
weather Bureau, San Francisco, Sept. 10.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-11

TO ARRIVE.
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1906-11-08
Musings Of a cynic

Many girl has lost a good friend
by marrying him.
Many good husband hasn't the
nerve to be anything else.
Tomorrow never comes-that is,
unless you have note to meet.
Some men never accomplish any
thing without pacemaker
1t is quite possible that the Lord
also loveth cheerful loser.
A mans idea of an ideal wife is
one who thinks she has an ideal hus-
band.
Liquor improves with age. The
longer you keep it the better it is
for you. Figure it out.
The minute a man accomplishes
anything he is called a crank by those
who have failed.
OF course every man understands
that salvation is free till he stacks
up against a church fair.
The first scratch on her new furni-
ture is apt to convince the bride that
marriage is failure.
The fellow who tells girl he would
lay down his life for her often balks
when he has to tell her father.
When a girl begins to call her fell
10y by his first name it generally in
dicates that she has designs on his
last.-New York Times.
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1906-11-08
The Guests Chamber

First of all, a hostess should find
out If her spare room bed is CON-
Portable by sleeping in it herself now
and then.
She should not put on it monument
tai pillows and holsters unless she
also provides something less neck
twisting to sleep on.
The bed should not be left made for
weeks at a time and the sheets al
lowed to grow clammy and musty
smelling.
Above all, the windows should be
opened every day, and opened wide,
not a stingy inch or two behind air
proof draperies. There is nothing so
depressing as being put to sleep in a
room that smells shut up"
Leave plenty of drawer and closet
room for your guests belongings.
Don't fill every corner of the room
with your own extra possessions.
Contrive a good night by the bed,
SO that If your guest desires she
may read before going to sleep.
A hostess who is real housekeep-
er will think of her own possible
wants in fitting out her spare room
for her women guests.
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1906-11-08
Household Hints

Bleach faded muslin garments with
chloride OF lime, using one table
spoonful to one quart of water.
When the time for cooking veget-
able is limited pour boiling water
over them, then drain and cook in the
usual way.
After blankets have been washed
and hung ON the line and are thor
ouShly dry beat with a carpet beater.
They will become soft and light and
the wool like new.
Radishes which have become too
large and coarse to be used in the
usual way may be put through the
food chopper and fried like cabbage.
Seasoned with salt, pepper and vine
gar they make savory vegetable.
To keep up the supply of linen
one sheet and one pair of pillow cases
should be bought for each bed every
year and one good tablecloth and
one-half dozen towels. Napkins
should be bought every alternate
year.
Cracker or bread crumbs used in
covering the tops of scallops should
be we'll creased in melted butter, this
making better covering than the
dry crumbs dotted with butter, and
uses less of the latter Ingredient.
A satisfactory protection to the
hands when sweeping is a pair of
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1906-11-08

these skins are taken into the stom-
ach they find more favorable condi-
lions for their lively and rapid de-
velopment, which causes the decay of
the fruit before it is possible to di-
gest it. This is the reason many per-
sons think they cannot eat raw fruit.
If they would in all cases discard
the skin they could derive only good
from the fruit itself. Nature provides
the skin for the protection of the fruit
from the multitudes of germs which
are ever ready to attack it, as is EVIL
denced when the skin is bruised or
broken in any way. The microbes
at once begin their work of decay
and the fruit is unfit for food Re-
member it is sweet and ripe fruit in
prime condition only that is best to
eat.