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, 1906-10-17

A meeting of the Chicago and North
western Railway company will be held
in Chicago tomorrow. The significant
feature of the meeting is a special is
sue of common stock is asked for sui
fcient to bring the aggregate up to
5000, 900, 900 par value.
, 1906-10-17
Portraits Unveiled.

The principal address was made by
DR.. Frank Gunsaulus of Chicago. Fol
lowing the dedication ceremonies, por-
traits of Guggenheim and DR.. Chauven-
ct, former president of the state school
of mines, were unveiled.
, 1906-10-17
both Trains Running.

Both trains at the rolling mills We're
running today, the furnaces for the bar
mill having been repaired yesterday
and blown in during the night. HI
mill is working on breakdown, the
smaller mill rolling merchant iron.
, 1906-10-17
AUTOS WILL U
Will Compete With Balloons in Race
on Next Saturday.

Pittsfeld, Mass, Oct. 17.-Automo-
biles will figure in the balloon race to
be held in this city Saturday by the
Aero Club of America, according to
the announcement made public today.
, 1906-10-17
SOLD SOME CATTLE

TO j. B.. HUNTER.
Paul Pascoe today delivered to J.. b.
Hunter, for shipment to market, n
carload of splendid fat cattle. The cat
tie were delivered at the yards here.
, 1906-10-17
FOURTH STREET HOUSE
SOLD THIS MORNING.

w. A. and l.. Mae Stoddard today
sold to Hattie McCune, for $4,000, lot 2.
block 216, their home place, On Fourth
street, between Garfield and Custer
streets.
, 1906-10-17
Breeding Ewes Delivered.

Haley & Saunders last night received
from Utah, a shipment of fourteen cars
of breeding ewes, which were unload
ed here and which will be delivered
here to A. w. Durkee of Greeley, Colo.
, 1906-10-17
PENNlLESS SPINSTER FINDS
HERSELF IN POSSESSION OF
MILLIONS WITHOUT
EVEN AN EFFORT.

Muiti-Millionaire Left No Will, but
Wife Died Insane and Her viii
Was Not Valid, Her Nearest Rel
alive Succeeding to Fortune over
Children of Baker by Former Wife
Humane Agent viii Investigate.
, 1906-10-17
PROOF OF LABOR

ON MINING CLAIMS.
The following proofs Of labor on min
ing claims were filed for record today:
Nv w p. Darlington and others, on
the Early Bird and others.
By w. P. Darlington on the Last
Dollar and others.
, 1906-10-17
Some Heavy Dividends.

During the year ending June, 1906,
the stockholders Of the railroads of the
United States received in dividends
S23S, DAG, 1897, which left a surplus OF
, 1906-10-17
GRAIN DEALER CHARGES
ONE OF THE BIGGEST CON-
GERMS IN THE CITY OF
THREATENING.
Told He Would Be Ruined If He Did
Not Come to Terms, and He Re-
lates Story to Interstate Com
merce Commission-Harriman and
Fish Fighting at Chicago for Con-
troll of illinois Railroad System.

Chicago, Ill, Oct. 17.-Bartlett, Fra
zier & Darlington, one of the city's
largest grain firms, was accused be-
fore the interstate commerce commits
sion of having threatened with ruin an
independent downtown grain dealer
unless he came to terms.
, 1906-10-17
Road Gave Rebates.

Following this testimony the same
witness, Lee Kinkaid, a banker at Ath-
ems, ILL.,, president of the Association
of Farmers and Elevators, charged the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad with Civ
ing rebates to members of the al
legged trust of elevator owners in the
, 1906-10-17
BIC FORTUNE COMES
IN MOST PECULIAR WAY

were all her step-children, the property
went to her nearest blood relation,
which was Miss Phipps.
, 1906-10-17

$S9,O43,49O. This was in addition to
millions Of dollars in interest on bond
ed Indebtedness.
, 1906-10-17

Why not get all tho news when II
h news BY reading The Republican,
, 1906-10-17

Fight Over Big Road.

Chicago, Ill, Oct. 17-At noon to-
day the directors office of the Illinois
Central railroad was the scene of a
contest between financial magnates for
control of the great system. E. H.
Hartman proposes to Gust ~Stuyvesant
Fish from the presidency. He tried it
a year ago n failed. This year he
has with him greater forces, while
Fish is backed by the Vanderbilts and
the Astors.
Big Lawyers on Hand.
Great corporation lawyers are here
today to advise the contending parties,
John B. Dill representing the Fish in
terests and William Nelson Cromwell
the Hartman side.
Warrants for Va~nderbilts.
Warrants were issued this morning
for the arrest of the Vanderbilts and
the Astors if they set foot in Chicago,
1t being alleged that they have over.
charged on certain occasions, and they
will have to appear in a shabby justice
court to answer and give bail. before
they can attend this afternoons direc-
tors meeting.
, 1906-10-17
RACE TROUBLES.
CAUSE BIG FIRE
SOUTH CAROLINA CITY BURNED
AS RESULT OF DYNAMlTlNG
NEGRO COLLEGE THERE.
Seneca Suffers Loss of One Hundred
and Fifty Thousand Dollars, the
Burned Buildings Including Two
Hotels and Hardware Store-No
Fire Fighting Apparatus.

Greensville, S. c., Oct. 17.-As a re-
suit of race troubles, Seneca, S. c., is
in ashes. The work is alleged to be
that of negro incendiaries seeking re-
venge for the dynamiting of the negro
college here last Friday night.
Business Section Burned.
The fire started early today and
burned rapidly, consuming the entire
business section of the town, which
has a population of about 1000. No
fire fighting apparatus was available,
and residents were powerless to stop
the flames. AS a last resort dynamite
was used.
Two Hotels Burned.
The superintendent of the Seneca
cotton mills, who was a witness,
brought the first news of the con
fiagration to Greensville. Among the
buildings burned are two hotels and a
hardware store. The loss is estimated
at $3.50, 900, with insurance of $50, 900.
, 1906-10-17
CATTLE MARKET
At SOUTH OMAHA
CONDITION OF TRADE EPiTOMIZ-
ED BY LEADING COMMISSION
FIRM OF THAT CITY.
Clay, Robinson & cp. Note Demand for
Several Glasses of catric aud That
Prices Rule Steady to Strong-Ma-
teriaI Decrease in supply of Sheep
and Lambs.
specInl 70 The Rcnuhllean.

South Omaha, Neb., Oct 1.-THE
run of cattle continued liberal through
out last week, especially on the ex-
IRENE close. The trade was in good
shape all through the week, and all de-
sirable killing steers sold at steady
to a little stronger prices. Feeder buy
ers are strong competitors for the
heavy fleshy dehorned cattle, and in
some cases these have brought more
money for feeders than for beef pur-
poses, although carrying very good
flesh. Good to choice killing steers
are quotable at S4.50q5.00; fair to
good s4.0O@4.5O.
Butcher Stock Steady.
The butcher stock market held stea-
dy to strong during the week until the
last day, when values declined about
a dime, leaving prices about the same
as the opening of the week. Good to
choice cows and heifers are quotable
al $3.25@3.65; fair to good s2.5O@315;
Gamers and cutters, $1.75@2.40.
Calls for Suckers and Feeders.
There has been no material change
IN prices OF StOCheTS or eeuSrS LOT ten
days or two weeks. There has been
very good inquiry and prices have rul-
ed steady to strong. Good to choice
heavy feshy feeders are quotable at
$4.25 up as high as $500; fair to good,
$3.S5@4.25; good to choice light and
medium weights, $3.S5@4.15; fair to
good, s3.4O@3.S5.
There is a run of 1900 cattle on the
market today, and while steers and
feeders are steady to a little stronger
COWS and heifers are no more than
steady.
The Sheep Market.
There was a material decrease in
the supply Of sheep and lambs for last
week amounting to about 10000.
Prices firmed up all along the line, any
where from 15@25c. Good killing
lambs are selling at s6.75@7.25; good
yearlings, $5.5O@5.S5; good wethers,
s4.9O@5.2O; good ewes, s4.60@49O;
good feeding lambs, s5.75@6.SO; good
yearlings, $5.15@5.5O; good wethers,
S475@5.15; good ewes, $3.75@4.40.
, 1906-10-17
Bio Companies Involved.

Further testimony showed how the
Armour Grain company, the Armour
Elevator company and allied corpora,
lions evaded the law. which forbids
them storing grain in their own eIeva.
tors.
Injunction Made to Stick.
An injunction restraining the Ar
mour interests from this practice was
issued in 1898 and was affirmed by
the supreme court OF Illinois. The
matter has been recently laid before
the states attorney by John Hill, jr.,
who desires hat the corporations be
punished.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
THINK ICE TRUSTS
SCOPE NATIONAL
jerome Appeals to the Attorney Gen.
eraI-The indictments ia
WasFlinpton.

WASHINGTON, July 19.-That a
national ice trust exists, with head.
quarters in New York and III ancnes
in practically every large city III the
United States, is the belief OF high
officials Of the Department of Justice.
1t is sale! thai the matter mas been
called to the attention OF Attorney
General Moody personally Dy Dis
trict Attorney Jerome, Of New York
No steps have been taken to attack
the trust except in the Dfstr1cr of
Columbia, where officials OF tile Amer
lean Ice Company are under ini;ct-
ment for entering into unlawful agree
nent to control prices in tile DIS
trict, The District Attorney here
is of the oplntcn that If the trust is
to be energetcally attacked 1t will
have to be in New York, and that the
Department of Justice might take an
interest in such proceeding.
"As far as know" said Solicitor
General Hoyt, who is Scting attorney
general, mo steps against the Ice
Trust are now III contemplation. It
is possible, however. that thu Attor-
ney General may have had his atten-
ton called to tae matter without my
knowledge"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
The Temptation Of samuel.

Prof. sam. e. McLane, csststsnt
cashier OF the Trust Company, is
away trying Sto be married Just
what neck OF the woods hc went 10
we do not know. but we nre sure
he went away to get spltced. for
the Trust Company has offered n
nice set of dishes to the first of its
employees to get married. Sam. new
err would let a good opportunity like
that slip. Winter Green Wilsna llns.
tied all over Marion county a week or
SO ago, for some one TO help MIN win
the prize, cut they seemef TO Ire
pretty well supplied with dishes .!oH'n
there. We hope Sam. will be success
full, as he will soon need soma one
to look after him in his old days.---
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry G. Stain1Ner ind
granddaughter, Ethel, Of Shelby. Ne.
braska, and Mrs. Katherine Poline,
of Kfrt, w. Va, were visiting Mrs: A,
B. vannoy and Mrs. Levi Johnson, Of
this city, this week.-T ygarts Valley
News.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
Cook Hospital Notes.

Mrs. Lonnie Carpenter, OF the First
ward, is here for treatment for typhoid
fever.
Mrs. Mary Reckhart. of Montana.
was admitted recently for surgical
treatment.
Mr.. E. P. snider. of this city, is t"
receive treatment for fractured
limb.
Lewis Williams, of Allegheny, Pa
lis, a typhoid fever patient here. MI.
Williams was taken III while in thu
city on business.
Miss Emma Phillips, Of Barracls-
vile, is typhoid fever patient recent
ly admitted.
Mrs, g. w. Meyers. OF this city, is
here for surgical treatment.
Joseph Dev1ne, who was i'll here, has
been dismissed and has returned to
his home at Wadestown. \;
. Mrs. Mollte Bowers, of this city
Charles Nathkin and DR.. Trach, the
latter of Pennington, have been dis.
missed and hubert Cassidy, who was
hurt by a train near Rqwlesburg, has
returned to his home at that place.
Hubert Dilaro who was here for ty-
photd treatment has gone home:
Misses Mary Cambridge and Eliza
beth Ware. colored patients, have
been dismissed and have returned to
their homes 4
The Job department or the West
ISYirglnian Is always busy. Increased
IsBusiness has comp lied the purchase
3ofnew. pre- sesS mach 1erys md tyne,
lisatrons are well pleased with the
lsMor now beinE turner cut
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
Roosevelt HustIes
To Get His Hay In
TEiE PHEslpENT SETS HIS HIRED
Man A LtVEtsY PAcE WIEN
TtiE so8N q PIP Fe5AcH


OYSTER q Jul a.
When the rafnsto rni swept down the the
sound yesterday afternoon President
roosevelt and his hired man. Noah ;
Seaman, had to hustle to get their hay
crop in,
On Monday the President swung e
5scythe In the field back Of the house
and the hay was stacked ready to put
In the barn when the lightning began
to show along the edge Of the storm
clouds. When the first big drops spat=
tered down the President and Noah
took on their coats and got busy: The
President pitched up and Noah slowed
the load. They got the last load into
the barn Just as the shower broke.
President Roosevelt was dressed In
flannel shirt and rough trousers. In
the barn Noah stood in the NOW and
slowed while the President pitched up.
The President sent the hay through
the air in generous forkfuls and Noah
was put to It to keep pace.
The President, with Archie, Juen-
tin and their two cousins, George and
philip Roosevelt got real taste Of
the dfscomforts Of camp life when they
made their annual overnight camping
trip yesterday. The party went on the
sylph, accompanied by her command
err Captain Bulmer, and DR.. Alexan.
der Lambert. Near nightfall a landing
in small boats was made at Eatons
Neck and the boys showed that their
fathers lessons in camp life had been
well learned by starting fire in spite
of the damp wood.
The campers turned in early, rolling
themselves in blankets on the. open
beach. About midnight the rain came
down in torrents and the campers
awoke In shower bath. The boys
kept partly dry by crawling under the
boats, which they overturned, but the
President and his two older compan-
ions drew their blankets closer and
braved the storm on the unprotected
beach.
The wood along shore was SO wet
as to defy the boys best efforts at fire
building in the morning, SO the break
fast on the beach was omitted. 1t was
"a wet and bedraggled party that board
ed the slyph later. They arrived back
at Sycamore Hill just in time for the
President to roll up his sleeves and
pitch into the work of saving his hay
crop from the wet fate of the campers
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19

"Howdy.'' said the busy man. "WIll
you marry me?"
t'Why.er-this is SO sudden" she
gasped. II must have time
''sayI don't keep me waiting too
long, or i won't have enough money
left to buy the ring. | came in an
anto-cab, and they charge by the
minute. ''-Phtnladelphia Press,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19

wANTEp-By Chicago wholesale AMI
mail order house, assistant manager
oman or womanl for this county and
adjoining territory. Salary $50 and
expenses weekly: expense money al
vanced. Work pleasant; position per.
manent. No investment or expert
ence required. Spared time valuable
Write at once for full particulars and
enclose self-addressed envelope. Adj
dress. GENERAL MANAGER,
1s.1ot 1874 E. Lake ST., Chicago.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19

You are charged" said the police
justice. with violating the smoke or.
dinance. What have you to say?'f
81 have not violated any ordinance,
Your Honor, protested the accused.
my factory has a smoky chimney It
Is true. but 1t has right to have 1t. X
"On what ground ?"
"'1t's a tobacco factory, Your Hon.
or. q Chicago Tribune.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
MllI.nn14m but Little Nearer.

From the Brooklyn Eagle.
we shall have to live longer to see
whether the people through their rep
resentatives will adhere to their pur-
poses. The chances are against their
doing so. The politicians never tire.
The people are apt to tire. Politics is
not their living. 1t is the living of pol
tticfans., The repeal Of no, laws or
bettermeht need be expected. Slack
enforcement Of them, after while,
may be. And creation or discovery Of
new devices to finance" elections may
also be expected. In time that will
generate new abuses and new bad
methods. Then the people will again
counteract the effortsiof reform. as a
spasmodIc feature or force. This is
only 1906. Next year will be only
1907. The millennium even after 1908
will be long way of.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
IN rae szsT OF AyMoa.

~ Daurapiat Way have yor TAX
en only one return ticket instead Of
tvog
Nine por ecpnem
poor Jules You ylit me Hp 4,
10 taSe rtnfn oryoti Would s1
FOOLS Iels
We're .ynli ever. lost a. 70
asked the first 9th. 4, ". 4:
sWell,,' answered the second moth
II once crossed q pee boo shirt
was. ouisyille Courier Journal
Mr. Bragg Miss Gushing No:
she's not for me She told me the 9th
err day that her husband must be
handsome rather than wealthy ii
Miss Ascum We'll, you're nor
wealthy, but then rs y
Mr. Bragg That's just it. She lit
orally threw herself at my head, and
1 don t IKE that sort Of thtng.cattl
Ole Standard.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
India, Original
Home of Cotton
insrE RESTING tilsT oRlcAL Re-
RcAEs or WILLIAM
FEE CON stJI

WASHINGTON. :Issly tgonsilli
William n. Fee. writing from BON
hay. India to the Depa tmert Of Com
merce, gives some interesting facts
Of cotton weaving in India. He be
.iieves. as the result OF much histurl-
cal. research. that India is the orig
Iinat home Of cotton, and that troTa
india it spread gradually westward
and possibly eastward. There are
illusions. he said. 10 the manufacture
of cotton in India In the Bible, In all,
Sanskfrt records mention is made of
cotton being used in India nearly 2.
900 years ago. At the. time of Alex.
ander s invasion 81 India the dress
of the Htndoos was described as con
sisting largely Of colicoes. pure white
or having figures. The elder f7lins
mentions muslins and calicoes tran1
India as among the imports into EuE
rope during the first century. The
earliest notice of cotton is by; Hero
dotus, about 450' b. C., who speaks o.
the trees of India bearing as ulelr
fruit ''aeeces more delicate and beau;
tfful than those of sheep" aEd OF the
people of India using them tor The
manufacture of CLOTH.
Cotton awnings were used in tie
theater at the apolinarian glmes;
Caesar aft.arwnrd covered the Ro'
man Forum with awnings made of cot.
ton, as also the Sacred Way from his
own house to the capttoItnc Hitl. Tile
city Of Callcut. on the Matabar Coast,
was as ancient cotton market for the
supply of the more western nations
Of Asia, and II WIS from this CITY Of
Calicut that the fabric calico de.
rived it's name. Some qualities of
these were spun 81 fine that the
thread was hardly discernibte. and
according to an ancient historian "n
single pound of thread was sp@a out
to a length of lis miles" Even III:
er the advent of the English in !n'lia
t,4c.u Is thu record OF piece OF mus
I'm made at Dacca. hich hes 10 the
northeast OF CalcL ia. which WAS 30
yards long and a yard and a quarter.
wide and weighed MY x rnnecs'
These almost 1mpait.f5s:e threats We're
spun BY the Hlndoogans on hand
looms of tae rlllest construction. and
yet they wove fabrics that have never
since been equaled by the most per-
feet mechanism. AT this day. accord
ing to a recent census of India, there
are 2,7O0, 900. handloom weavers still
in India, while the proportion of hand-
looms made fabric to power loom is.
fully as two TO one. The hand loom
Of today is practically what it was
80 centuries ago. Efforts have been
made to persuade the weavers Of In.
dfa to adopt the 1y-shuttle loom, but
with no success. 1t has been pointed
out to the native weaver that by the
adoption of a few modern devices to
his ancient loom he could immeasur.
ably increase his output. By actual
experiment it was shown that with
his hand loom the Indian weaver work
ing 70 hours a week can turn out OF
the very best only 40 pounds of cloth;
whilst the European weaver on mis-
power loom, working 81 hours, can
tt1rn out 4GS pounds of cloth, but It
is all in vain. The Indian weave.
sticks to his ancient loom.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that meet
ing of the Stockholders OF the Fair
mont Gas and Light Company, cor
poration created and organized under
the laws of the State of West vir-
ginia, will be held at the office OF
said Company, in the City OF Fair
mont, Marion County, West Virginia,
on the Esd day of July, 1906, at I
O'Clock. p M, for the purpose of con.
sIdering the adoption of a resolution,
which will be offered. at said Stock
holders Meeting, to increase the au.
thorized capital stock Of said COM
pany from 2,000p shares of the par
value Of $4,000 each, to 1000 shares
OF the par value Of $4,000 each, SO
that the authorized capital stock OF
said company shall thereafter be
-Four Hundred Thousand Dollars. in.
stead ofsTwo Hundred Thousand Dol
lars as at present: and for the trans
action OF such other business as may
come before said Stockholders Meet
ing.
The said meeting OF stockholders
is called in pursuance Of an order of
the Board Of Directors Of said Com
pany passed at a meeting thereof
held on the Sd day Of July, 1906.
Given under my hand this 9Th
day OF StJply. 1905.
81 ATsoS.
*. x =. n h, 4 fstsSisR
eompahy
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19
EnIhsnt pprtprs Praise lis Ingrsa!snts.

We refer to that boon to weak, nervous EsI Has.
suffering women known as DE. fleEcet
Favorfte Prescription.
DIR. John Fyfe one Of the Editorial stat
Of THE ECLECTIC MEpIGAL aaNtEw Y, EVE i,
is one Of the chief ingredients OF The Fa-
VorIte Prescription
IA remedy which invariably acts as q utter
tiTity OF the entire reproductive system:
He continues W1n HelonlaS we have meplcA
msns waiG a Gv other drug S tsh .eich
dcnudtnted. In tho treatment OF diseases Pc
cutlar 70 women II Is seldom d Lay tdTts ton
for this remedial AGENT DIR. Fyfo turthei
says: The follow ing are among me iea nni
or SchinF In the back. with leucorrhBaf
atomic weak conditions OF, the reprodnctl,ys
ppiEtabiiity. nssociated With chronic diseases OF
the reproductive organs OF women: c3onstta1n9t t
neys; meuorFhRGia "a oodinR)s due to q weak.
ened condition OF the reproductive systesnT 2,
from or ~ ali
abnormal condition Of the aiEesllEe organs
and anBmic thin nlooa2 nsolt. =. ~ Gf liz
Bensatlons In the extreme lower % ~ = " sae
III more or less OF the above symptoms
are present, no invalid woman can do
halter than take DIR. Pierce's Favortte
Prescription, one Of the leading 1ngredl-
ents OF which Is Unicorn root or Helontasi
and the medical properties Oh whlch u
most faithfully represents.
OF Golden Seal root, another prominent
Ingredient OF *Favorite Prescription"
PROT. Finley EIltngwood, NJ. d., OF Benz
nett Medical College, Chicago, says:
HIt is an important remedy in disorders q 3
and general enlightenment, 1t Is useful"
Prof. John NJ. scndder, ~. d, late OF
ain relation TO Its general effects on the
system there q no 4edtctTe IN ttse dbDIt Ivl1tea
tiers 10 such general uildntfnLty 0t gptnton:, ~
Ia ttTiipeTFdllu regarded as The tonic useful IN
all debllltAted states"
Prof. Bartholow. M. d., of Jefferson
Medical College, says OF Golden Seal
.7WV aluable In uterine hemorrllaCe. menor
rhnRin (lOOdIngl and cpngeStiYe dySmenoF'
rhoen painful mcnstruRtiOna"
DR.. Plerce's Favorite Prescrip tion faith
fully represents all the above named IN
gradients and cures the diseases Tor which
thcy are recommended.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19

A village doctor wlose most tron,
blesome patient was an elderly wo-
man practically on the free list re-
ceived sound rating from aer one
day for not coming VIXEN summoned
the night before.
"You con 50 to see your other pa
tents at night, she said, why can't
you come when send for you? Amt
my money as good as other people
at do not know. madam" was the
reply, Il never saw any of it..-Lip.
pincott's Magazine.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-19

The Barber--Beg pardon, sir, but
this is bad quarter.
The vlctlm-oh. well, don't YOU
care. 1t isn't any worse than the hair
cut you gave me. Chicago News.