davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15
Only Agree on One Point.

First Citizen-Then we both believe
in municipal ownership.
Second Citizen-Yes, but we differ
on the point OF which party should
own the municipality Yonkers States
man.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15
Tale That Was Told.

Ella-Bello told me that you told
her that secert | told you not to tell
her.
Stella-She's a mean thing-I told
her not to tell you | told her.
"Well, told her wouldn't tell you
she told me-so don't tell her did
Stray Stories.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15
In the Composing Room.

Slug 19-What do you understand by
the STANDARD Oil crowd"
Slug 47--Its the attempt the Stand
ard Oil fellows are making to crowd
everybody else off the earth.-Chicago
Tribune.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

Express Clerk-value of this pack
age, please I?
Damsel-s26,00O.
Clerk--Huh Z?
Damsel-You heard what ! said
Those are love letters from old Bags.
ocoyne, and I'm sending 'em TO my
lawyer.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

Mrs. Jawback-Don't you think we
ought TO send our daughter abroad to
have her voice cultivated?
Mr.. Jawback-Well, II you're bound
to do II, you can't do 1t any too soon
to suit me.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

Him-Yon don't love me-you are
just flirting with me to made Jack
jealous.
Her-Oh no. I'd pick out a better
looking man If wanted TO do that.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

Methusala was all right, you bet
For good old soul was he,
They say he would be living yet,
Had he taken Rocky Mountain Tea
KAUFMAN Il BAER.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15
He'd Seen EN-.

Where in this country do we find
the idle classes?" shouted the orator.
AT the matinees!" shouted back a
small boy on the edge of the crowd
Yonkers Statesman.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

II might have married dozen bet
ter men than you!" said Mrs. Shekaw-
go, viniictively. sand what's more,
I'm going to do 1t, tool"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15
Not to Be Repeated.

Yes" an old Indian fighter was say
ing. "the Sioux done something to me
that they could never do again"
What was that?"
'They scalped me."-N. Y. TimeA
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

"You've never been in love before?'
Never"
"Didn't you ever come close TO 1t ?'
swell, was married once"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

The Girl-I'm very angry with you.
The Man-What have done?
The Grill understand that you
made a bet at the club that If you
proposed TO me I'd accept you.
MAXWELL, will you?
Grill might. If you made big
enough bet-say 100000.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

Her-I don't believe we could ever
be happy together.
Him-Oh stick to the main issue.
/ asked you to marry me.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15
Lacking.

Customer-When was this chicken
killed?
Waiter-We don't furnish dates with
chicken, sir. Only bread and butter
Life.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-02-15

"You're a jackass, sir !"
"You don't know what you're talk
ing about, sir"
eyes, I do. | used TO own one"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Nr. &C..
3iiten cinqeleitet perocn, luelhe III
oCm Sale cine 9folle lpielten.
SaitD IdutlSio befnubcn.

&uleigh, gs..G. 6. Mdr3. -
Ite r5urp in Dem Erojciie 9egen ben
potehpirtb SaIn IN 8ufinep, &c,
aob beute friib einen atf ihnIoig Iat'
tcltOen YSnbrlprlldl ab, clrlpfabl oen
@cionaener ie0o6 Der 6InaOe OeS 8e-
ricbt5. Suim cridoB Dor eintger 3eit
in ietucm Gtabliiienent Die Sd)au-
ipieler Wtilu 9ennett lluo glbbott
Qooiiou, ItitgIie0er Scr Y9otbiug
but Woncp" .Grllppc, lruo bebdllptete
SIT iciner Ncrt6ei0iglng, er babe aus
9totb>Ucbr AcbonoeIt.
Gle }pct erihoiienen Sdoupieler
moren in 6oIae Ser ongcblihen 8elei-
bigund elmer Game ibrer lruppe
ourh 6aip nit oenieIben III Streit
0erot3eu.
0oitD murOc ioiort 3l lcbCn3lGng-
lidjer 3uhtbolt0boit ucrlrtbeiIt lno
meintc 0nbei rpie elm aino. Gin an.
meieu0cr @ciitliher iproh linn Croft
3lL Snltp'5 gImuult tiinoigte cine
9lppelIutiou an.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Scfcnnt iidv Scs SubtidJlaaS ldDnloia

Fem Oort, 6. WtGrj. Berthe
@laidc, Die ilngc ,Sran5oln, uclhe
bier inter Scr gIntla0e por @criht
ltnn0, loren 3ubdlter emile @er0rolt
crlllor0ct 81 bubelt bctdnnte lid bellte
9tahnlittag 0cS Io0tld)lngS inl crltcn
@rooe ldulOig. @er0rolt ioll iie bGlt-
Jig nliBbonoelt buben, llllo lic bebnlIp.
tetc pGbren0 0eS Fro5eiieS, Die t00t.
lidcn S1iiiie 5tr Nothpcbr nbgclelt-
ert 5u buben. 9iibter 0opiS gab be.
fonnt, Dab er ooS llrtbeil ou 30.
Uidr5 idllen iper0e. 0ie 9lngetIugte
batte aniGnglid nniht ihllIoig" pIai.
Dirt, 3og jeood) oicie grtlGrln8 III
tSolgc elmer Gonfcren5 Nuiiden Dem
IiltriftSanlpalt TSeromc uno ibrcm
Sertbeioiger 5uriif un0 betonnte iih
idulOig.
Die ibiucrite Straic, iuclde 6eH
Srnuen5intmer u1ter ocn llmItGnoen
3uoiftirt mtrOen fam, beitebt in ~,
i0briger 5udtbollsbaIt. Wt0gIiheT
Meilc miro in tSolgc Ocs Rro5ei'eS ei.
ne llnteriu1ung gcGen geiuiile FoIi'
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Der Grmoronna Stcnnenbers'S at.
aeflagt.

ga omclI %onbo, g. M1r5.-
Die @rono ,ltrp, meld)e cine Inter.
iudlmg iiber oie @rmorolng 6eS Gra
@ouperneltrS Stelmenberg fiibrte,
reidlte bellte 9tnhmittng Dem 9iidyter
Smith ibren 9eridbt ell. Der Hid)ter
bat sic 9tnmen ser in 9lnfloge5irItono
pcr'ebtcu Yeriouen gebein, boh miro
mitgctbeilt, onB iih Die ietS uerbof.
tctcn lno i'm Staots. 3uhtbollie bon
@oiie .Gitp befinblihen WfGnner llnter
Sen gIngeflogten beiinoen iuo bnB lie
morgen Dem Hibter Smitb porge-
iilbrt perocn iollen. Won glonbt, boB
man iic ouf einem grtrnptge pon
Noiic bicrber bringen miro. neil 8er-
iude sur Grnorolmg uon Sarrp Or.
d,arO lmo Steue 9loons S,t beiiirdten
iino, i'm SSuae ii6 8elcgenbeit oaSu
bieten iollte.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
1siir @ablreform.

9tem Oorf, 6. War5. - dele.
gnten aus nobe5it allen 2nnoestbeilen
1pobnien Der beutigen Grofinung Der
3lpciten 9totionnl. 9onferen5 fiir Rein.
belt ser @abIcn unter 9llripi5ieu Der
o9totional Giuic Seoeratioil" bel. Sss
car 9. StrouS cr0ffnete Ole Sibling
lno belt cine Heoc, in tpelter er Die
9tothpenoigfeit bon @ablreiorm be.
tontc. 9luf Soridlag oes Srn.
StrmlS iultroc Sr. Soliab Gllincp.
Gr.Wiopor bon Bolton, 5lun Goriiber
Der Gonierelt5 erlpdblt. ghtb Sr. So
race IS. Oemling, bonn DNeau-9 -9orfer
Sin Club" 6ie(t cine HeOe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Groons ans ocm 9lntbracitrcpier.

9tem 0orf. 6. VfGrs.-lleber
1000 llngorn lmo Slomnten aus Dem
glntbracitrepicr 1uollten aui Dem
beute BON bier obge9on9enen 0om.
pier .@ilbelm Der @robe" nah Git
ropa reiien, allein MIR 7S0 fonnten
mli oemlelben lmtergebrodt lperoeu.
Die llebrioen miiTen nitf einen niroe-
ren 9ompfcr marten. Die 2eutc erflG.
rem, Tie ieien nur oie Gprbut Saliieu.
Scr ibrer Sunbsleltte, ipelde IN 9ln-
betra1t oes erlparteten &oblenltrifes
in Ocn nuhiten paor 8ohen nah if
rer Seimotb 5uriiffebren miiroen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
SanitGts6cbGrSe idJritt Gin.

9ler5tIidcr 9ciItono iiir cine SrulL
rpelhc 3ioniiten gcinnO, Oh. toOt.
betcn polltcn. -- 5oOt lit lie iebt
10 nie 10.
Gbicnqo, Sis, 6. WiGrj.-3nS
itGotiitbc Weillnobeit$ulnt lit bered).
tigt, in 6GQcn bon idaucrer grfron-
fln0, no 0ic Ncrluonotc elmer fran.
fen tEcron Die Iienlte cineS 9Ir5teS
5uriidlpciicn, nit @c,polt ein5lli6rei-
ten -- 10 bot GorporationSnnualt sc.
mis- cutidicoen. Seit Dem eritcn glrli'
trctcn BON >Sobl 9llcran0er 0omie IN
Gbicn9o iinO piclc IGllc 0ieIer 9lrt
Sen lt0otii6en Wcborocn befnnnt &C.
lporocn, OOb lultroe nie ein9el6rittcn,
bis 9eitcrn il Dem Sale oer 5rou
GQu Slrner, 9ir. S15, gl0Diion-q qlpc.,
einer S1iiICrin Oplpic'S, ltatt Wteo'
sin Nebet ungelpalot lpuroe. Die
1rat lit ieit iiber 2l Stuuoen umO
ibr 2eben mar IN lmmittelbarer @e.
fdbr, ga ibr 3llltano cine iofortige
operation erforoerte. Statt einen
glrSt bei3u5ieben i6idtcn ibr @attc
uno ibrc Sermun0ten an Den .Spers
ieer" &oIibu in 3ion.Gitp lnro Oieier
ianote cinen leiner 0iatone, nm fir
Die Gatientin 81 beten.
Gie S6lner5ensrllfe Der Irmt
madten eincn gtahbor oltImerfiam,
Ser Den 6aQ ser HoIi5ei mittbeiltc.
Die Yoli3ei ma6te gln5ei8e bei'm
SanitIt@oepartement un0 Sunit0tS.
GomniIiGr Charles 3. &balen er.
illbte Corporations. .slnmolt 2auia
Inn iein @utnhten, oaS bobln lailte'
te, oaI, o1S 8elltnobeits. .Iepartenent
ons JtcdJt babe, in einem iolfen er.
trenen Sale ein5atlfreiten. Gurauf
puroc cin 9lr5t dbgeianot, inO oleIer
mo0te oen S1ner5en Der sSrau ein
@n0e.
(SpGter.) r.)-6rou Surner lit 6elttc
geItorben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Spc,ial= y utis.

~Pt0F'FI 1VUEFo'
Sd erInnbe mir. mcinc Srcunoe uno
Nulioen ~ benacbrhiiacu, oab Id nleiuc
Scrbnouna nit Der GbomGs 0IdIe 50.
Geldit mo i'd nun nit Der Am. u. GGSlrr
Co." 0dnoler mif 6erreH.glrtiIcIn 9ir.
224. Baltimore StruBc niiociirt bin,
100 cs mir &crgnitaen MAIDEN miro. Sic 5li
bcgriiBeu. Suocm ih nm Sbre fortNeiette
Annoidnfi criu6c, pcrbIicbe id u6lun9ss
bon
(6G-Sb) Sbumac STATE.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Wm Walaen.

Gonoer8port, 9a., 6. @fdrj.
- Charles 9relpIter, Der @rnlorolmg
ieineS Stifpater5 WoribaQ Strpfer
iiberiiibrt, muroe bcute i'm beiigen
GountpgefdrguiB oirh ben Strang
binQeri6tet. gr bntte aui Dem SdJoi.
iot nihta 81 idgeu uno ging obne
Iid)tliGe Grre9lna IN oen Zoo.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Mn Der Niiitc ucrbrnnnt.

gltlantic Gitp, RS, 6.
Wir5.-0ie Barge ,Samiltor Siib."
Gigcntbum Ser Is. 0unbanl-gtepbeap.
So. pom gtelu.Dorf, iing bellte ollf
Gee, bier DteiIen bon Der 9arnegat-
2ebensrettllngsitation, 6euer. Der
GapitGn llno Ole Marnihait puroen
bon Dem HenoraIelr, ipelder Die
Barge i'm Shlepptau bate, an goro
9enonrnen itno Ser Nenorqueur lieB
ol@oonu oas brenreuoe Sobr5ellg tnl
Stih.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
9amilton felt f6,
gSiQ sem nnocNrubtrn @cridtSucrfNb.
rcu nidt nnSlucidJcn.

gtcm Nortcr UrnnO Srrp nit elmer
llntcriuhung OcS GcriidcrlulgS-
meiGn9 bciHGitigt. - glnfIoae-
ihriitcn Gc1cn gelpiiic Nerrcn IN
gulSiiht 1cltcltt - 9crtbe SInihe
bercnut ih Oe3 GootihlogS ihul-
oil. S1otcIicr Soitp in @uif.
ncO S.Gy mc0eu Grmoroung
}rcicr Sb1ltipiclcr gu Icbena.
IinQIicDer SNoit peuwtbeiIt. -
Sijbnr iiirGr.@ouuernclrs Stcu.
ncnbcr1'9 Gruoroltng. - Sum.
ncn lmO SIomutcn perloHen ou9
9lntbracitrcuicr.
9(em Oort, 6. MiGr5.-gInorcp
&untiltOu, lriibcrer &c0ialotltr.9Igcnt
9tcu. Norfer &ericbe-
rlrnQS WcIcIihaltclL 0eNcn 9tnnlc IN
Scr tiir3lld bier bon Dem 9lrnt1troug'
lden Gomitc Nciiibrtcu llnterilldltn0
70 bGltiiA crpIbnt 4uur0e, fcbrtc belltc
olf Dem Nnmbtrger 0nnpfcr
n Qcut'hlOn0" mt9 europa jtrild. @r
bate lcb inter Ocm 9tumen W. Wtil-
ton &umilton in Die EaiInGierliltc cil-
Actragen. llcbcr Den @rtHo icineS
&olnlnenS bcIroNt, in9tC SnniltolI er
babe Ioiort, nl9 cr pernubn, OnB man
bon cinem Grinitnlpro5eiic gcgcn i'm
rcoe, 5ltrilf5tfcbren bcI6loiien.
9ic @rono SurD bon Nem.Oorf.
GolultD rctbtc belltc Ocm 9lihtcr
O'SuIliOon BON Den 8cncrnls9IiiiIcu
cine 3uiGriit Elm, in meldcr iic or.
flGrt, lic ici >ppnl GiitriftsonpoIt oo.
bcnndri6tigt morOc1 6nb
gutter @runo fir 6ic gInnabmc cris
itire, 6oB 0ic @conltcn oocr SrilltecS
GROCER Gorporntioncn inncrbnIb ser
Dom GeriGbrln0S9cicBe norgcihric.
6cncn 3cit ltnbciugter g8eiie @clo
fir GompaAne.Son6S bei0eitcllert b1-
ben. 0ic Nltrp crildbtc oeu Sidtcr
nm 9iotb binlihtlif ibrcS 5utiinitigen
&erfoGrenS. Gine Ionge sluSeitanoers
icblng bon Gbotindcn, lpclde barrie.
gen, 0ub oic obcn crru1bntcn, llngc-
ieblihcn 9citrdgc nllBcr oIlem Der
3lpetfcl 6c5n6lt ipltrocn, lit
Der 3uibrift bci9cqc6en. Gle SSlrn
lit i'm 3UeilcL Oh Die iroglihcn 9ci-
trG0c llnter Ocn Wcicben 0eS Stootc3
itrniboit lin0, llno m06te 0aGcr, cGc
lie ibrc 3eit ollf Oic 9luilcvrng bon
}Intla9ci1riiten penucnOet, Die Wiei.
mlng 0eS 9ti6tcr5 bGren. Sic m01te
.uiiicn, Oh iib Ole bctreiienocn 0iref.
Iorcn, GrlllteeS llnO onoeren Beamten
Oon Scrli1erllngas8 s8clclllAaiten nirbt
oeS 0ieblt1blS oOcr cinCS Gbnlibcn
i6uIbig gemoAt BADEN.
Jii1tcr O'Snlliuan erpioerte, er
ucrOe Die on i'm 9erirbteten tSrogell
Jinncn cinem ooer 5luei Iogen be.
1nhportcn. Dtittlerueilc iolle Die
8rnno SlrD ibrc onoeren GeiAGitc
10 raid al5 mogl1 erleOi9cn bamit
lie ip0ter ibre gauge 2luimcrfionltcit
Der Gcrlbcrlln0a 6rogc 5lnucnoen
t0nnc.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07

Stooten Iid nit umfa'icn0cn 9tii-
iutngen sur NbicnOluQ elmer militia,
ridden expedition noh China beid1i.
ti0cn. Die 3eitrnQeu bctrnbtcn oieie
Nohrihten ais &unOgcbuu0en elmer
lnfrclnolidcn Eoltit Der Ger. Stoo-
gcAcn China.
Die Giniubr iibcr Ocn c6incliNcn
S>ofen Nciuhluon1 I'M Sabre 1905
luor, ob0ciehen BON ocn importirtcn
militGriihcn &orr0tben oie grGBtc.
oic bis icbt per}cibuct luuroc. Sbr
@cionmtmertb bc}iiicrtc iiCb olf
SOB, 100000 IN @olO; Der NuorCnbc.
5la bon glmcritn bottc cincu @crth
bon $22,0O0,00O, bCrpon S0O0O,OO0
in Nalmpolic
Sir bic &crtbciolGnnN
BON %cfjn0
2onOon 6. Widri. - Scr Cor
rcponbcnt Scr oEriblulc" in Fcting
bruat cine intcrcNontc Shilocruua
Scr itrotcgiid)cn 2uliitclItug Der
Srltppcl 0cS &iCcf6niQ2 2mm SbIs
&oi 5ur &crtbcioiQlnQ Scr hiucii-
lhcn NollptItoOt. &irr 9ottcrie'n
2IrtiQerie iinO in Gbtnhou,
Erooin} SunnlL poitirt, inter Dem
NorQcbcn Oub @on0itcn int 2In5uQe
mircn. Diclr 9trtillcrc llbtbcillnN
bcluoht ocn nGrOlicbcn 3uNnnN nndl
ser hineiiidcn Mouptltoot iIbcr ole
&nrnpnncn-9i -9ioltc BON Scr Wtnn0=
lhurei nud TctinN. 9ld)t Nottcrie'n
Shnculcuers@cl bat 2hlnn Sbt-
&oi nod Shltntciu 0ciouot. lpcil iidb
0nrt nn0cblih Gin Scbcmblmo mi
rugi9 ucrbnItc. 0icic Sulppc beipodt
0cn Iii0lIhcn 3ltaang nod ocr&uupt-
ltu0t iibcr Die Munfop EcfillQltrnbc.
%n Dem &rnting=Horf, 3 NicilCn
iiiOIicb bon Fcfin1 bot Guam Obi
&oi 26 &rupp.@cidiibc neleiter Gon-
Itrltttion ollf9cItcllt.
9Sic Der Sotio-GorrciponOent 0eS
g0niIp Selegropb" mcloct, bat bic
ioponiibe Hegicrmg beihIoIicn, 0o9
&ric0Sidiii nSotoCbibo" noh dineit.
Idcn @epGiicrn SIT icnOen, on Die in
China luobncn0Cn Soponcr nm WoB.
nobncn 5u ibrem Sdutc crilbt bnz
ben.
30 cdr be0cnf(ihe Sra
MALE in fran5oiii6 6en
81 IT 0 en-.
HuriS. 6. WtGri. - @eoenflid)c
&romolle ereignetcn idj belltc in uer'
id]ic0encn Std0tcu bci ser glufnn6mc
pon Mtuenturcn in &irdben. (Sl 8oc.
icbepc; nobc 0iIntirbeh lmtroe Elm
Wnnn, melhcr ii6 Ser EoIijei lpi0cr.
iebtc, cridoicn, lrno Elm Tc1icrlrngS-
GommiiiGr perlurnoet. Sn @reiillire,
@cIiort mo Gborlepille moren Die
air6ch itorf pcrbarrifnOirt ln6 nit
Observation-Disclosures bc'ebt mcld)e
oie @cnoormcn om GinOringen Der
binoerten, in0en iie ibncn &olf uto
brenuenOcn SdNuefeI ms Bclidt
mnrIcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Sir Samcn.
Snnge Samcn! Nadt Gndj bicI.
Cffcrte III Ntuhc.

Bir biloeu feet cine aIafie fir iunse 9a,
men in uillerer Glcetie Snmeuid,neioer.eAi.ent
sdulc @iner Der IoribeiIe an bet getbeIis
sung btefer aIaije iii Der, oaB Sttiilerinnen er.
Ianbt it, an ibren eieenen teioern gu ars
iammen ireten. Gpe5ieue Sorlefuneen 8lpet II.
brei W,nl Die gSobe. Sr9eno eine innge Dame.
Die cine iaibionable Scbneioerin 6u lperoen
fpiinf6t foute iib biefe Sfferte ou 9tuten ma'
den.
Siir iueitcre gusfllnft fbreihe ooer peHbe
man Iit, an Sran %. Snbers, Tr 302, Neit.
earatuga., Gde Spiuaro.strakt. (S76-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-03-07
Sente

idjDneS @etter nnS
iiiolidje @imOc.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-07-06
BLAMES THE MULES.
shiftless Negroes Made lndrstrious b'
OIen.

0Jen.
AZ. p. lie Grand, an Alabama fa1 N.
n. says that many negroes in tho
south are ruined by mules, and hi
thinks he has proved it He owns y
great deal Of farm land. says the New
York Tribune, which he rents to ne
groes on condition that they shall do
their work with an OK instead Of a
mule. AS result, all his tenants are
prosperous and pay their rent prompt
II. The OK, he explains, is entirely
capable of all the requirements of tie
cotton patch. but he has his limitations
and his colored master does not think
of mounting him and riding of on
useless errands or pleasure trips. Al
TIE negro can not ride to distant
churches, cake walks or "hoe-downs."
and as he will not walk, he goes t. bed
and is rested and ready for labor in
the morning. So far as the inference
from this experiment goes, the negro
plus a mule is a shiftless and unreli-
able citizen, but eliminate the mule
and substitute an OK. and he BECOMES
regular In his habits, business!:ke aud
prosperous.
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TITLE ny DIos-sTlaN.
New LeaiGnl Custom in Regs:,s --s Lana
Trans?esE. y" 4 #Fr Nia5s

View Zeainnd Custom IN Regsas --ss I.asA
TransseaE. 3 3
Mr.. Hugh Craig, the president ST tbAs
chamber of commerce Of San Francis
co, who is now in Washington, =. G.,
tells some interesting sto1sss absGti
New Zealand customs. He was born in
that island, where his father, who wa2i
a native Of Scotland. lived for num-
Der Of years, says the Washington Star.
Mr.. Craig says that the title to all land
4 vested in tho natives, according to-.
che agreement made with England;
that when land Is to be transferred the
determination Of any question OF own.
srship comes before court constitute
I'd for that purpose: On one occasion,
whom hearing In case was In prog.
'ess. young native informed the court
that his father owned the land and In
consequence it now belonged to him
When some Of the natives were asked
Il ne spoke the truth they replied that
~ did. At this point an old native,
who was sitting in the rear of the
courtroom, arose to his feet and,
throwing aside his r2antlc, stood forth
stark naked and, coming forward. ad-
dressed the court. This mode Of dress
OR. rather. und-ess-Mr. Craig said:
was by no means uncommon when ma
tives appeared before the land court.
He proceeded to tell the court that shs
young man was mistaken in claiming
the ownership O: the ls*sa. He himself
hni he In ~ Ia ll>,A
years ago he went to war Ssaiust th4
owner Of tho property IA question, and
not only was the proprietor Of the
aa:id killed. hut eTe-y member 81 the
family exeeat the yclag man ":ao had
tllst claimed -. 3haC. HE was then
s.xDe," continues the old man, and !
had seized hin by one of his feet ana
was abc1t to d.zA his brains out
against a rock. whan my sife inter
eeded on behalf of the boy aad begged
trat his lifr ta sEss~ad and that Re
be gives To her" lie wit G.: to say
that he granted b. : l'.2;: eat and gave
her th-o 10y, who I'd e;;cr since lived
in his family. IN " hr claims the
land" he adde'i. because his father
aN.ue,7 Z; LIT fought his father and
killed h::34. :: Id all he members of l!a
family. N".lt is more, f;,:-e all OF hiS
hcuy rha: y x: edible, so that all that
OF Lis r.. er passed into me"
The Gle man CONTINUED tina, under
these circumstances. he thought he bad
i':oz ed good tile "a; tie land. Wher
s!r :latiys,r " DO Fad heard tits state
met c:.re uuo:+.- o12ed they ssid that
what ::ie cd -:;:n h.. s.at:t. was true
anG that, according to their customs
the title u1 the land in question had
easseA to him. TIE cour. 80 decided,
ind sa, concluded Mr. Craig. the:e ie
n New Zealand, IN adGitic>>: to The
tker usual forms OF Getting title to
tealty, such as for money "onsieera~
:io:, for love Rc' Affection. etc., til
cy aigest:ap.
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h':n''u'R'RAYSMNILL,A'|
WORTH A DOLLAR
- A DROP ~
SOLD BY ALL GROCERS
At OMDURMAN.
ool. Macdonald tho Real Hero Of the
Battle.

ooL Macdonald tho Real Hero Of the
Battle.
BY far the finest feature Of that
morning Of battles was the action
fought by Col. Macdonald with his bri.
gade. says the war correspondent OF
tho London Telegraph. The Dervish
forces that sought to crush him num-
bered fully 10000 men. TO oppose them
be had four battalions. or in all less
than 5000 Soudanese and Egyptian SOL
diers. But the chief Of all
was Macdonald, going hither and
thither and issuing his orders as If on
parade. with a sharp snap to each
command. Steady as gladiator, with
what to some of us looked like inevi-
table disaster staring him in the face,
Col. Macdonald fought his brigade for
oil 1t was worth. He quickly moved
upon the best available ground, formed
up, wheeled about and stood to die
or win. He won, practically unaided,
for the pinch was al! but over when
the camel corps, hurrying up, formed
apon his right as he faced about to
receive Sheikh Ed Din's onslaught. The
xincolns, who arrived there later on,
helped to hasten the flight Of the en-
sAy, whose repulse was effected ere
theF or any of Wauchope's brigade
we're within twelve hundred yards OF
Macdonald. Lewis brigade was not
even able to assist as much, and such
outside help as came In time to be OF
rae was from the guns Of MAJ. Will
tams' and another battery. and Max
ms upon the left near Surgham, bur-
Red forward by the Sirdar himself, 40
I saw Gen. Hunter 60 over to the
headquarters staff galloping to get as
sistance, and ride back with Wall
chope's brigade, which doubled for
considerable distance. so serious was
The situation and nervous the tension
1t the thrilling ten minutes. Had tho
brilliant, the splendid deed of ARM
wrought by Macdonald been done ur
der the eyes of the sovereign. or IN
some other armies, he would lave Deer
created a general on the spot. # thu
public are in search Of the hero Of the
battle of Omdurnlan there he is. ready
made-one who committed no blunder:
to be redeemed by courageous conduct
afterward.
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Children like Kennedy's Laxa-
tive Honey and Tar. The pleasant
est and best cough syrup to take.
because it contains no opjates
Sold by F. NJ. Hickman.
A cret "Liserary Detective

Prof. William Henry Burr, whom In
gersoll called a great literary detec.
tlve." is a well.preserved old man Of
"a. AS pamphleteer he stands with.
out q, rival In this generation. He has
been official reporter of the United
States Senate, court reporter in New
York. Official reporter on the Congress.
sional Globe, and q lifelong advocate
Of the Baconian theory of Shakes.
peare's authorship. He has well nigh
proved to the satisfaction Of many
hard thinkers that Thomas Paine was
"Junius," that Lord Bacon was the
Prince Of Wales, heing the son Of
Queen Elizabeth; that Gov. De Witt
Clinton committed suicide; that WILL
liam Morgan was murdered by Masonf
and that there are IA self.contradic-
tons In the Bible.
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Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
lar is the original laxative cough
syrup and combines the qualities
necessary to relieve the cough and
purge the system of culd. Con-
talns no opiates. Sold by F. M.
Hickman.
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Proud Of Church Services.

IN commemoration of his half cen.
fury of service as usher in the Ply.
mouth church. Brooklyn. ex-senator
Stephen M. Griswold. the well-known
banker and millionaire, gave a dinner
the other night to 160 members Of his
church. A set Of engrossed resolu.
tons and loving cup were presented
to Mr.. Griswold, who in short
speech said: Il began as assistant
usher in the west gallery and have
been steadily promoted until I am now
chief usher in the main aisle. Do you
know l am prouder Of the fact than
I am of being a banker and a million.
aire." Mr.. Griswold is now seventy
years old.