The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-08-17

several millions could not come out Of
the salary Of a senator. II seems to
be in line to remark here that the
difference in cost of primary in Tex
as and a primary in Kentucky is some
thing enormous. Why is il thus?
BITS OF BYPLAY.
Many years ago lived in Marion
town young boy, Henry MEXICAN by
name. He was the son Of Rev. B. F.
MEXICAN. Henry had the toothache
and seeing ODE Young on the street he
made an engagement for sometime in
the afternoon or as soon as he could
see pappy. DR.. Young procured
horse tooth and dipped il in red ink and
hid it near his dental chair and awaited
developments. Sometime in the after
noon little boy nearly scared to
death slipped in the Office on the chair
and whispered Take it out" ODE
Immediately drew the tooth and turn
ing dextrously made an exchange.
Again facing Henry he held the red
horse tooth before the bulging eyes Of
his victim. With a boo-hco Henry
exclaimed IL knew il would hurt.
Give il to me want to show pappy. /"
ooo-
There is a camp not far from Ma
rion. An exchange Of greetings about
so'eloek in the morning by and be-
tween the two cooks as they arise and
prepare for the arduous duties Of the
day sounds something like this
"Hellow Spud."
"Hellow.''
"How's you Jumping"
"oh high"
900
Mr.. Swofheld represents the Globe
Tailoring Company Of Cincinnati,
Ohio. and has been in the city this
week making his headquarters with
Yandell-Gugenheim Company. Sever.
al years ago he had his agency with
the firm Of J. II. Clifton & Son. On
one Of his trips Ne sold quite a number
Of suits to different young men abou,
town. These young fellows found out
when he would return to Marion and
changed their clothes around among
each other and all descended on him
demanding their clothes fixed or their
money back. II is needless to say
they had Mr.. Swoiield guessing.
900
The Collegiaqs at Ann Arbor, Mich.
have tabooed hats and Il is called the
hatless fad.
Some Of the students are very lean
and thin and news item would read:
THE fatless had a hatless fad"
600
Charley Wheeler. a Marion boy, has
charge Of the Cumberland telephone
at Carthage. Tenn. He visited Us one
day last week and told some stories
about Col. Roberts actions in Car.
thage.. Charley says that the old
coffee racket is worked just the same
as when he was At Marion. but there's
more coffee, that is more real coffee.
In a cup at Aunt Pue's at Carthage
than Gopher used 10 furnish at Marion.
There was a whole lot more he told
US, but we know what a SANDER suit
means even II il were true and We
expect Il is, but the old English law
"the more truth the greater the Sian.
der" seems to be the rule in Western
Kentucky and we refrain from pub
LEGATION but would be glad to tell all
about Il as soon as the fall meeting Of
the Rhamona Club occurs.
900
Charley Horse Ross persists in re-
fusing 10 stay abducted He left the
walks Of men twenty-five or thirty
years ago. but hobs up again period.
ically.
200.
One Of the bright young men at a
certain dinner table propounded this
lucry. Why are onions and potatoes
lever planted togetheri After they
N gave Il up he said. because the
mons get into the potatoes eyes and
.ey can oct ses how % grvw.