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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1906-04-24
Monahan-Finch.

With his customary dignity, and in the
Office where many happy couples
began their married life for better OF
for worse, Justice of the Peace r. ]. B.
Slack performed marriage ceremony on
Tuesday evening. The event took place
after pleasure trip on trolley car, all the
parties residing In Camden.
When the quartette entered the legal
sanctum voice remarked esquire, we
wish to get married"
Dropping his evening newspaper aud ad-
justing his eye glasses, the legal gentle.
men asked "Both couples p
"Oh. no." said the guests. I'VE wish
to wait and see how the first marriage
turns out"
The contracting parties were Morris
Monahan aud Ella Flora Finch. The
bridesmaid was Emily Corkhill, and j. A.
Clayton the best man.
The happy couple retired from the Office
amid shower of rice, this reception hav
ing been prepared by those on the outside
who were made wise to the situation.
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pa . o7TA.
Bears the n, The Kind You Have Always Bougt
's. at &<H2Zz7N<


The sound of the lawn mower is again
heard in the land.
Miss Bertha Poinsett spent several days
last week with relatives in Philadelphia
Mr.. and Mrs Fenimore, of Bridgeboro,
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mira. W. N.
Moore.
Malcolm Kerlin, of Washington, D. e.,
spent Sunday with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Israel Kerlin.
Columbus Lodge, No. 1O1, l. o. o. F.,
will attend the services in the NJ. E. church
in body next Sunday evening.
The taxpayers signified their willingness
at the special election last SATURDAY. to i'm.
prove and enlarge the town hall. Now
will the township committee allow them
to express their sentiments concerning
gas for lighting the streets
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The congregation of the Mount Holly
Baptist church are entitled to much credit
for the very generous collection taken In
that church on Sunday for the California
fund. The collection amounts to $3O5 and
is steadily growing, with prospect of
reaching $500 by Wednesday night This
collection is to be added to the general
fund from Mount Holly.
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MARRIED.

CRAMER-GIBBs.-April 8, at Medford, by
Rev. John Goorley, John Cramer, Of Moores-
town, and Anna L. Gibbs, of Medford.
CRUaER-AsHBY.-Ap ril IS, at Jamesburg,
by Rev. Mr.. Mason, Arthur ). Cruger and Miss
Helen Ashby, both of Jamesburg.
CoNKLIN-MURRAY.-Ap IA, at Parker
town, by Rev. NJ. M. Finch, Howard X. Conk-
lin and Ida M. Murray.
GARR1soN-HowELL.-A pril 10, at Trenton,
by Rev. Robert E. Campbell, Samuel +. Garri-
son. OF Bordentown, and Miss Agnes W. How
ell, Of Trenton.
MISUNDERSTANDING pril To- at Medford
by Rev John Goorley, Albert Stackhouse, OF
Medford, and Mary M. Baird, of Wyncote, Pa
TAYLoR-STARR.-April Is, at Birmingh a m
by Rev. William H. Harrison, George c. Tay.
lOr Of Vincentown, and Miss Charlotte E
Starr. OF Birmingham.
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and hardness OF the stomach, sick headache.
weary and tired feeling that is not relieved
by rest, unhealthy eruptions on the skin, con-
stipation, loss of appetite, pains in the sides
and back, etc. These are but few of the symp-
toms of indigestion and dyspepsia To multi
tudes who thus suffer MOTHER SEIGELs CDR
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Price 60c and Soc bottle. 1t Will cost You
nothing to try 1t. Sample free Address A. J.
White, No. B87 l6s Duane St., New York.
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BOARD OF FREEHOLDERs.

The regular meeting of the present Board
of Freeholders of Burlington county will be
held in the Court House, Mount Holly, on
WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1906,
at IL O'Clock, A. M Committees will meet al
10 O'Clock.
The Board will again meet at the Court
House, Mount Holly, on
WEDNESDAY, MAY 8, 1906.
at II O'Clock, A. NJ.
April "a, 1905.
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NOTICE.

NOTICE
The annual meeting of the lot holders of the
Mount Holly Cemetery Company will be held
at 8 o'clock sharp, for the election of officer:
and discussion Of business relative to the in
terests of the cemetery.
JOHN d. CLEVENGER,
MORRIS H. KELLER,
WILLIAM SHERMAN,
Mount Holly, April Is, 1905. Managers.
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Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Children's Home in New York. Cure Few
erishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms. Over 81, 900 testimonials. They never
fall Al all Druggists 26c. Sample free. Adj
dress Allen ,. Olmsted, lie Roy, \. 7,
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Sapp is survived by widow and one
child. He had been employed by the
railroad company since 1871.
James Henry Ware and his wife, colored
residents of Kinkora, were leaving the
church there Wednesday night, when
pistol shot rang out and Ware fell to tn,
ground with a groan. He was takeI
to Bordentown, where it was found tina
he had been shot in the left groin, the bull
let being so deeply imbedded that it coult
not be located by the physicians. William
c. johnson and Joseph w. Bowser, col
ored, were arrested and held by Justice o
| the Peace Magee, charged with the shoot
: ing. Witnesses swore that Bowser fire.
l the shot with Johnson's pistol. The me
were committed Ware had recently ties
e titled against them for creating disturb
e ance on a trolley Car.
Constable John Throckmorton arrive
8 at the home of Samuel Colby, on Wats
b street. one night last week just in tim
n perhaps. to prevent tragedy, desperat
: man having threatened to kill his who
family. Because of previous arrests fl
It seeking to take life the officer made
e hasty journey when the alarm was receive
n at police headquarters. 1t was abol
r, eleven o'clock when Goldy was placed u
IS der arrest. He is charged with commi
is ting an assault and battery on his wifi
a. who says in her complaint that he be
ID and kicked her. He also lifted their 8
y year oldschild by the hair and struck
s. several blows on the head. As Gol(
r. started to get his gun to put in executi,
as a threat to shoot his whole family the p
I'd lice were notified The man h
r. been drinking He declared that he won
R. get rid of them all and then commit 81
lis eide. initiating the example of George
its Young, the St. Louis embezzler, who
rs tragic death at the Washington House
he taking cyanide of potassium ended CHI
cred career.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-10-18
JOIN WITH SOCIALISTS
French Unions Decline to Take Part
in Political Movement.

Amiens, France. Oct. 15.-The
Trades Union congress, at its clos
ing session Saturday. defeated by
$50 to 5 votes a motion to enter into
permanent relations with the social
lists, and adopted resolution to hold
aloof from politics and devote the
energies Of the trades unions for the
present to the amelioration of the
condition of the workmen reduc-
ton of the hours of labor, the in
crease of wages, etc., but declaring
the adherence of the congress to the
principle of general strike for the
accomplishment of final objects Of
the trades unionists, namely, the ex-
preparation of capital and social re-
organization on basis by which the
unions would ultimately become pro-
ducers and distributors.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-10-18
Union Savings Bank.
DIRECTORS
Green g. Bentley Drug Co

CORRESPONDENCE
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-10-18
MALICIOUS MISCHIEF.
Four Boys in Trouble For Alleged
Damage to Property.

Upon warrants issued from Justice
Prichett's court Claude Adams, viii
Gallagher, Earl Williams and Fred
and VIII Pyle, ranging from Is to 10
years of age, were arrested Saturday
afternoon by Constable Andrews on
the charge of malicious mischief.
They win be given hearing this ev-
ening at 1880.
The boys are charged with throw
ing missiles through windows in the
home Of T. J. Rutherford, who is COM
plainant in the case. It seems that
the boys we're on the O." right-of-
way and threw at his house. The
stones, washers, and whatever was
thrown did damage to the glass. The
boys were arraigned, and bonds pro-
yided for their appearance.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-10-18
Three kllled in coIIlalon.

Paris, Oct. 15-Three persons were
killed and 20 injured in a railroad
collision Sunday at Epernon, depart
ment of Eure-et-Loire The train was
standing at the station when loco
motive dashed into it.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-10-18
New Street Lamp.

Beacon gets a new street lamp as
result of the improvements made
by the oskaloosa & Buxton interur-
ban railway. 1t has been placed one
block north Of Main street on the
street occupied by the car line.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1906-10-18

The Des Moines county fair at Bur-
lington was started again this year
and was great success. SO would
be the Mahaska county fair.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28

For centuries we have tried to get
the word that expresses the relation Of
the man 10 the maid he intends to
marry. Intended" has been tried and
found wanting. my bloke," my
young man" - these combinations are
not heard in the best circles. my be-
trothed," a phrase used in Germany,
has not taken root in England. "My
sweetheart" is pretty enough, but It
lacks the official sound. Young men
and maidens become engaged and mar
", but they have to cross the channel
for the word that leads them to the
altar. One might suggest to the blush
ing girl who has to allude to the man
Of her acceptance my future" French
maidens speak Of mon futur," and it
sounds comprehensive.-London Chron-
icle.
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An Old News Rag.

A curious relic of the old days of the
paper duties which so much hampered
journalistic enterprise in the first half
Of the nineteenth century is the first
number Of BerthOld's Political Hand
kerchief, being a news sheet printed
on cotton fabric instead Of paper. 1t
is dated London, Saturday, Sept. 3,
1881; price, fOurpence. And the letter
press, which is fairly legible, is as re-
markable as the material on which it is
printed. The tone Of this news rag is
Intensely radical, but 1t reprOduces the
order Of ceremonial to be observed at
the coronation Of King William ". and
Queen Adelaide on the following
Thursday, and it is announced that a
proclamation to the people of Europe
will appear in our next cotton" 1t
is embellished with a medallion wood
cut Of Napoleon crossing the Alps, but
the ink In this pictorial effort was too
much for the cotton, and the Alps are
in a fog and the emperor, on horseback,
very Observation-Disclosures Mail.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28

lpTanks as drawn by that humorous
artist, Richard F. Outcault, and pub
lished in the colored pages of the
New York Herald. By special ar
rangement with that paper and with
Mr.. Outcault. one of the most sue
cessful playwrights has constructed
a faTcial comedy which embodies
many of Buster Browns most anus
ing adventures. 1t will be presented
with the same elaborate details that
characterized its run of one hundred
nights at the Majestic Theatre, New
York City and Two Hundred nights
in Chicago. There is an exceedingly
large and powerful company Of ar
lists; a ballet, chorus, carloads OF
costly scenery and electrical effects
to say nothing of the flood and spot
lights. prove to be an immensely
popular attraction not only to the
children but TO those Of larger
growth, who have a warm corner in
their hearts for the memories of their
youthful days
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"The Old Homestead.v

Denman Thompson's- ever verdant,
ever popular ''Old Homestead" is
the attraction here tonight. 1t seems
altogether unnecessary to say that
this quaint chronicle of New Eng
land farm life will be as joyously
welcomed as it has been in seasons
past. This is the twentieth annual
tour Of the New England idyl. The
breath of the meadows and the scent
OF the pines is in the play, and the
quaint sayings and dOings of the
country farm folk are more distinct
" pictured in its various characters
than in any other American domestic
drama ever written. The mere men
ton Of the names of Joshua Whit
comb, Cy Prime. Seth Perkins, Aunt
Matilda. Ed Gansey, Rickety Ann
and Happy Jack is sufficient to bring
to mind all of those interesting rural
characters. and at the same time
arises in the background the pictures
of the old farm, the homestead in
Swanzey. Grace Church on Broadway
in New York City, and the sristocrat-
IT, mansion of Henry Hopkins, the
metropolitan merchant and million
aire. The double quartette is still re-
tanned as a feature of the production.
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ECZEMA CURED
After Years Of UnspsakabIs Torture
Bead the Words Of Nan, Who After DOotorIng
On Vain, Mad Lost All Faith,

DIES MONIES, Iowa. Sept. :. 1861 am Just
another one your remedy has cured, and want
90 tel you about IL
Ny attention was called TO the D's by dis
plaF in your dealers window, Reed Hurlbut,
and after looking over the cures there shown
decided at once TO try Il, having little faith in
anythinC." Ny trouble was Eczema on the
fingers under the nails. and particularly the
first Joint; the skin would look scalded and the
little cells would connect like q sponge under
the skim sometimes there would be very bad
DdOr with the discharge. tried every thing I
could hear OF. and went 20 six doctors two OF
them being intimate friends They did every
thing they possibly could and studied the thing
up. but OF no use. The other doctors thought
they could cure by q regular course OF treatment
was willing to be experimental upon IL any
possible chance for relief. This thing had been
going on for over two years. when 70 my great
comfort DIS came TO my hands. Your
remedy gave me more cure ia two days than any
~ the six doctors effected in over two years,
and insideOf two weeks had new healthy skin on
al OF my once rotten fingers, as termed them.
i also wish 70 say that any one OF the six
doctors are as good as we have in d. N, and
that my two friends have prescribed your REM
edy 20 their entire satisfaction for the past two
years or since my cure. Don't let the formula
ever so 70 the grave. for hunGnitVs safe.
i wish you all the success IN the world and
hope % be able 70 direct more sufferers 20 you.
NJ. II. CaAMACE.
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TWO BIG cARGoES OF
TIMBER CLEARED YESTERDAY

Two big cargoes of lumber and TIM
Der were cleared from the local Gus
tom house yesterday. The vessels
were the steamer NTH, for Greenock,
with 1 ,440,O 600 superficial feet of tim.
Der, and the steamer Dordrecht, for
Aberdeen, with 100000 superficial
feet of timber and 100000 superficial
feet of lumber, making a total Of
2,S7S,OO0 carried out by the two
steamers. The bark Pedro Lacane
also took out clearance papers for
Valencia, having lumber and timber
cargo of 363, 900 superficial feet, max.
ing the total clearances for the day
amount to 3,241 600 feet.
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ROBERTS
Special to The journal.

Roberts, Mar. 27.-Saturday night
last Miss Bessie Sweat entertained q
number of her friends in most
pleasing manner in honor of her nine
teenth birthday. The evening was
greatly enjoyed by all who attended
and after playing a number OF anus
ing games the party entered the din
ing room where delicious refresh
ments consisting of cake lemn0 : +" :,
fruits and candies were served and at
1850 o'clock the party babe the fair
hostess good night, wishing her many
more happy birthdays in the future:
Miss Allie Seals, Miss Lille Coll
Inns and Mr.. ThOs. Hurst, OF Pensa-
cola, were pleasant visitors here Sun
day.
Miss Florence Thatcher, who Is
teaching school at Bohemia, spent
Saturday and Sunday here with her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Bryan.
Mr.. Alden E. Flemming, of Pensa-
cola, was a pleasant visitor here
Sunday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28
The Angler Fish.

The angler fish angles for his prey.
From the upper part Of his head project
two long tentacIes, with feshy extrem-
tiles, which wave about in the water
and attract small fish, that, approach
ing and attempting to seize the sup
posed bait, are themselves captured by
the angler. Without this device to at
tract his prey he would probably starve
to death, as he is heavy and OF. com
paratively slow motion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28
SAVED THE LANDS.
How De COsmus' Great Speech Hap
pened to BE Delivered.

HOW DE NONlmMn' NEGaL speech hhWa
pened to BE Delivered.
The longest speech on record is be-
Heved to have been that made by Mr..
de Cosmus IN the legislature Of British
Columbia when a measure was pend
Tag the passage Of which would have
taken from a great many settlers their
lands. De Cosmus was in q minority.
The measure had been held back till
she eve Of the close Of the season or
5essiOn. Unless action was taken be-
bOre noon OF a given day the act would
fail. De Cosmus got the floor at 10
a. N. and began 4 speech against the
bill Its friends supposed he would be
done by O'Clock. At , o'clock he was
sayiL-, 'In the second place" At 3
he prodCced a fearful bundle of evil
dence and insisted on reading it.
Then the truth dawned. He was go
ing to speak till noon the next day and
kill the bill. Then they made merry
over IL and tried TO shout him down,
but that gave him time and breathing
space. They finally settled down to
watch the combat between the strength
Of will and weakness Of body. They.
gave no mercy, no time for dinner or
wetting lips with water and no sitting
down. Members went to dine and
sleep in squads, but De Cosmus went
on. Day dawned.
The speaker was alternately doing
and trying to look wide awake. At
last noon came, and a single man was
triumphant. Although his voice had
sunk to a husky whisper, his eyes were
bleared and blOodshot, his legs tottered
under him, his baked lips were cracked
and smeared with blood, De Cosmus
had spoken for twenty-six hours and
saved the lands.
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LISTEN

and remember the next time you suf-
fer from pain-caused by damp wealth
er-when your head nearly bursts
from neuralgia-try Billiards. Snow
Liniment It will cure you. A promi-
nent business man of Hampstead.
Texas, writes: I have used your lin
iment. Previous TO using it l was a
great sufferer from rheumatism and
Neuralgia. I am pleased TO say that
now / am free from these complaints.
am sure owe this to your liniment. "a
Sold by all druggists.
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nrr.n grinder. In Enmlsnd.

By turning the handle Of an organ
the Italian in England obtains nearly
eight times as much per week as he
can earn in Italy, more than four times
as much as the English farm laborer
and nearly three times the pay Of the
policeman who moves him on when
requested. Thousands Of skilled ar
tisans who have served apprenticeship
as carpenters, painters and joiners get
only half the organ grinders pay, for
the italian reckons it a very poor week
indeed if he makes less than SIS, and
he often gets $3.50 to $50 or more.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28
Don't Complain.

If your chest pains and you are I'M
able to sleep because of a cough. Buy
a bottle of Billiards. Horehound Sy-
rup, and you won't have any cough.
Get a bottle now and that cough will
not last long. A cure for all pulmo-
nary diseases. Mrs. j. Galveston,
Texas, writes: Il can't say enough
for Billiards. Horehound Syrup. The
relief it has given me is all that is
necessary for me to say" Sold by
all druggists.
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Cnnaiderate.

x. IAN incorrigible borrower)-Lend
me a flyer, old man. Y Cweakly lend
ing him "a 19s.)-Tm keeping the other
shilling to pay for the postage Of the
letters which 1 shall have to write you
before I get my money back. x. (cool-
ly)-Keep 8 shtllings, then. That will
give me more time.-London Tit-Bfts.
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Consolation.

The honeymoon was over, and the
husband, returning from business, was
grieved to find his little wife crying
bitterly. ooh, George" she sobbed,
''such a dreadful thing has happened.
had made you a beautiful pie all my
self, and Fido went and ate itr' ''Well,
never mind, my dear" he said cheer
fully, 1--WE can easily buy another dog"
Birmingham Post.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28
CAUSE OF FALLING HAIR.
Dandruff, Which is a Germ Disease
Kill the Germ.


Falling hair is caused by dSndruff,
which is a germ disease. TIE germ
In burrowing into the root of the hair
where il destroys the vitality of the
hair, causing the hair to fall out. digs
UP the cuticle in little scales, called
dandruh or scUrf You can't stop
the falling hair without curing the
dandruf. and you won't cure the dan
druf without killing the dandruff
germ. Destroy the cause. you re-
move the effect" Nebrow's Herpi-
eide is the only hair preparation that
kills the dandruff germ. Herpicide is
also a delightful hair dressing. For
sale by W. A. D'Alemberte, druggist
and apothecary. 121 South Palafox
street. or send loo in stamps to The
Herpicide Co, Detroit, Mich.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28

Constipation causes headache, nau,
sea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita
ton. Drastic physics grippe, sicken
weaken the bowels and don't cure
DOan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. 25 cents. Ask your
druggist.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28
Pride Of Ancentrr.

"I'm proud Of the fact that my
grandfather used to split rails" de-
elared Swellsome Donothing.
'So!' said his friend.
Eyes, indeed. If he hadn't I'd prob
ably have been splitting wood myself
instead Of blowing in his money
Detroit Free Press.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28

Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite and what l did
eat distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me. H. Wal
ker, Sunbgry, Ohio.
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"Buster Brown"

There is probably not a theatre
goer in this wide land who is not
familiar with the fame of Buster
Brown and his attendant misfortune;
and laughed at his mischievious
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-03-28

The arrows Of sarcasm are barbed
with contempt. 1t Is the sneer in the
satire or ridicule that gals and wounds.
w. GLADDEN..
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HooToN's PHARMACY.
wRFF SAMPLE COUPON
FuEE (Mal this Promptly

b. D. o. CO. Medical Department
116-12o Michigan St., Suite 364
Chicago,
Please send me free prepaid a
large size sample bottle Of d. D.
D., pamphlet and consultation
blank. For 80. years have
been afflicted with a skin disease
called. ...... and have never used
y. d. D.
Name 80. ..
/. Address. o.. - o. =. -. o.. =.
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WHAT MORE NEED Va sAYa

So many astonishing cures have been
effected by d. D. D. Prescuption-right in
this city-smong people EDe personally
knOw-yOur own neighbors probably-that
IL is surprising that any one should continue
% suffer with sEczema, psoriasis or any
kindred disease. Call at our store and we
viii give you the names and addresses of
chronic sufferers now cured.
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WE PROVE IT.

To convince you we have arranged
with the ID. d. D. Co, so that any suf-
ferer from any skin disease can get
direct from the d. d. d. Co.'S labora-
tory a large free sample bottle OF d.
ID. d. prescription together with 80
PAGE new pamphlet on skin disease
and free advice on your particular
case from the worlds greatest skin
Fpecialist.
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You too Will be cured.

may take time, but the instant
the remedy is applied to the injured
skin there is relief from that
UWful, awful itch.