Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-05-03
PHOENIX

Phoenix, N. D., April 81, 1906. ~ To
the Tribune: The rain dispenser.
transacted little business through
here the past few days, and left q few
samples Of his goods OF both the
water filled, and sundried varieties.
We gave out. order for some Of his
wet goods to be delivered at intervals
from now until June 10Th; after which
date we expect the Bismarck candi-
dates to get up here with their irri-
eating works or it may get too dry to
raise votes. 81 5s55&.9 ~ s2.s
JEFF May drove to Bismarck Thurs
day and will compare city with ranch
life for a few days. s5&>E 7,
The parents of Miss sanberg, our
school teacher, have arrived and are
getting settled on their claim at
Twin Lakes. We all regret to learn
that Mrs. Sanberg has been sick most
Of the time since their arrival here.
The moving from comfortable home
enjoyed for years to establish new
home In a new country contains
enough hardEhips without including
sickness. r.. n, ~
Charley May has commenced opera
tons on his farm at Horse Shoe Lake,
and on days of leisure while mingling
with the mosquitoes and Cherry bios
SONS along the shore will make life
uncertain for the elusive mud hen
The way Mrs. Gillette has been
hauling fax to Goodrich all the spring
makes us wonder if all of the female
grangers around here will do as we'll.
Then they will be in about the posi-
ton of Mother Eve when she was in
possession of the apple crop. If they
have the same idea Of division Eve
had they will find all kinds Of Adams
available. ~.
Remember the Sunday school every
Sunday at the school house at 8 U. M.
The minister is expected also, as a
committee of one was appointed to
1 round him up at the proper time. The
committee is thankful that he was
given week in which to perform the
feat for he noticed that the theologian
adviser drives a horse with a 'sDan
Patch" gait and may, be hard to
corral. rs. :%E@ s,s a. 4. 49,. 4. &.5
Also remember that t.Dumb Social
on May 9th. A number of the ladies
thave been experimenting on tlefl
ability to escape the penalty for talk
ling and have discovered that nothing
short Of the lockjaw will prevent theil
financial ruin on that occasion.
These cool days explains the mys
ltery contained in B. Delaney's idea
for hauling those big loads of coal to
wards his home during the recend
warm spell. We noticed a cold wave
1signal encircling his countenance but
Thought 1t was only the coal dust
The weather man may be foxy but he
can't fool all Of the Phoenix fellows
Iall the time. ss;
Since the spring work started p. J
Estahl and Lyle have been singing
.sRock Of Ages left for me- and beat
ling time with their picks. .5 IL
Tom Wilkinson can't sing a note on
earth but he beats lots of time cleaa
out of existence. sSSs33
Some one dug up the rocks on Geo
Wilsey's claim till 1t looks like stolt
Vesuyius' had been throwing VI
i there. ;..=. zs#
Mcintyre burned the grass off in hi
/ pasture to find the rocks and fount
4 them so close to each other he vii
i take them out with pair OF tongs
i just like pulling teeth.
The Hazlegroge boys over in tn
! northeast corner are keeping up I.
\ date with their farming and stock in
] terests. They belong to Phoenix, toe
The way Mr. Tees is getting neI
Isettlers around him shows he Is no
4 trying to keep all the good things Q
j this world for his own use.
We hope ttMr. Blind Pig Promn
4 CATER OF Arena, will not try to us
I us for his breastworks in any Of III
4 creatiyes just because we venture
4 50 near the danger line ourself, an
! escaped full size and shape. We di
4 take big chances on one >occasio
but fortunately we happened TO hay
enough Of the right kind Of good
. with us to square ourse1f with th
plaintiff, and while he was toasting
not roasting lls, we took notice 4
the auburn complexion OF the
capillary growth on the surface OF hi
chronological appendage indicatin
ombativeness. So do not rely to
Il much on the size Of yourself an