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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Will Initiate "Dad."

The eleven sous of a 77-ycar
old parent in Iowa are preparing
to get even on their sire. The
boys are all members of the Red
Cedar Lodge, K. of P. No 50,
and thev have induced thear
iathe, to join and they propose
to initiate a'in Steward is he
name Of this remarkable l.smi ~.
One of the soas. ]. R. Stev.rd,
IS at present Grand Vice-Chan-
cello, Of Iowa.
The case is one of the ,na,t
interesting in lodge history ~
the United States. The clever
sons will not ouiv fill ell ;:ie
chairs during The initiation, 5ut
they will perform all the rank
work and in fact conduct the
ceremonies from start to finish.
Probably such an occurrence has
never before occurred in lodge
circles in the entire country.
That Father S,e~ard will get the
worth OF his money is not to be
doubted. 1t is pEobatle that the
eleven sous have wanted years to
'gel even with sh- Cd gentle
man and this vii afford an op-
portunity.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
ANOTHER TREMBLOR.

On the evening of August 10th,
Valparaiso, a South American
metropolis, was the scene of a
series of earthquakes that were
far more violent than the awful
shocks which caused the destruc-
tion Of San Francisco on the 18th
of last May. Full and authentic
reports have been difficult to OBJ
tain, so there is lacking much
detail relative to the awful catas-
trophe.
Valparaiso is the capital of
Chile and is situated on one OF
the most magnificent harbors on
the Pacific coast of South Amer
lea. The population is in excess,
perhaps, OF 100000. The major
part Of the city was not of the
substantial character or archi-
tectural excellence Of most cities
Of equal size in the United
States, although certain sections
of the city are said to have been
very modern and picturesque.
The shocks were of greatest
violence and continued duration.
From all accounts ii seems that
the buildings w=re literally
shaken to pieces. Fire added to
the awful havoc as it did in San
Francisco, Again hundreds, per-
shaps thousands, OF lives have
been sacrificed and millions of
dollars worth of property de-
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Reduced Rates.

Offered for the East by the S. P.
Company. Corvallis to Chicago and re-
turn, 1886; ST. Louis, S69.95; Milwau-
kee, $72.15; ST, Paul and Minneapolis,
$62.45; Sioux City, Council Bluffs,
Omaha, St, Joseph, Atch:nson, Leaver-
worth and Kansas City, $62.45.
Sale dates: June 4, 6 7, % and 25;
July 2 and 8; August 7, s and 8. Sep
tembe- and 10. zs.
Limit going, 10. days; return limit,
80 days, but not after October 81. 42tf
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21

The, politically wise ones lead
us to infer that if William Jen-
nings Bryan can satisfy the con-
servatives that he is a safe man,
maintain his grip on the West,
secure a strangle hold on the
East, and keep from talking too
much, he will make a creditable
run if nominated for the presi-
dency in 1908. That's easy!
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
The Eud of the World

OF t,null~, that II J., 10 /. II. Wolfe, Of
Beaver Grove, i,~a, uf all useinlness
came when be BEGAN taking Electric
Bitters. He writes: 1.-TWO years ago
kidney trouble caused me great suffer-
ing which wosilst never have survived
hsd | not taken Electric Bitters. They
also cured me of general debility"
Sure cure for al stomach liver and kid
ney complaints, blood diseases, head :
ache, dizziaess and weakness or bodily
decline. Price SO cents. Guaranteed by
Allen & Woodward, druggists.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
(To be Conti-nued)

Notice to Farmers.-I am in the
market for c;nver, v-trh. cnei al
taita ana umu'hy II: Weren't. o. =,
cars. Il farn,+rs tai d. ,,l-r- ,,.,st.
nay t." off r will kftdlv VT t. ,,,t
stating tins amnuut AID quail y of
tn itp thy have sp ---s,, Ad-
dress q. w. S,mpson. 2Ol w .>n-
ineion STREET, P,rtla n,i.5 Or. 63tf
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
MONEY.

This is a commercial age. The
dollar is almighty. 1t seems
that even art is nourished and
kept alive by the possibility of a
barter for gold. cart for arts
sake" is known to comparatively
few men. Money is a good thing
to possess; it buys comforts in
Vulnerable, but it is not all that
makes life worth living.
Ever since man began to reign
we have had examples of the ex-
tremely rich and the very poor.
Undoubtedly, this condition will
prevail until the end of man.
There is nothing more pitiable in
all this world than old age and
want. No man should be cen
sured for his poverty, for the
chances are that he came by it
honestly. Many men are poor
because they have spent the fruits
of their toll in assisting others
more unfortunate than them
selves. .......e.
Let the man of wealth use his
money wisely and he becomes a
power for good in his own COM
munity and the people will call
him blessed. The rich man may
think his friends are legion, and
they may be, but friends worth
having are not to be purchased
for so many dollars. For money
some men will fawn, bootlick,
and play the hypocrite about a
rich man, but these represent a
parasite peculiar unto a wealthy
man. When, through adversely,
a man loses his money, then will
he discover his true friends, if he
be so fortunate as to possess any.
Real wealth consists not of
great possessions, rather in con-
tented mind. To have the where
with to procure the necessities and
the legitimate comforts of life,
coupled with a contented mind,
should constitute an estate which
would rival that of a king. A
sound mind, healthy body, ire
proachable character, habits 5ot
industry and frugality, are as
likely to insure a state of happi'
ness as the possession of mere
money.
However, there is no man: sc
lonely as he who walks strange
highways without a dollar in his
pocket. Strange perversity OF
human nature! 1t is said that
the rich man seldom whistles,
while the poor man nearly al
ways does. Money is powerful
and we all want it, not on ac-
count of itself, but for what we
may do with it.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
BANKING.

THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF
Corvallis, Oregon, transacts general
conservative banking business. Loans
money On approved security. Drafts
bought and sold and money transferred
to the principal cities of the United
States, Europe and foreign countries.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
III SeIf.DefeEse

Major Hainm. editor aud man ager of the
Cous;itniioua!;sF, Eminence, KY, when
..e was bitterv attacked, four years ago
by piles, bou< a box of Bucklen's Ar
riica Salve, Of which be says: "It cured
nie in ten days and no trouble since"
Quickest healer of burns, sores, cuts and
= ounds. Twenty-Five cents at Allen &
Woodward's drn5 store.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES rs i

Observation-Disclosures TS:
Fifteen.words or less, 25 cts for three
successive. I. inser,ious,l ori so cts per
month; for all up to and including ten
additional words. y cent word for each
insertion. .z4.r
For all advertisements over 25 words,
ct per word FOR the hrst insertion. and
IS ct per word for each additional inser-
ton. Nothing inserted for less than IS
cents.
Lodge, society and church notices,
other than strictly news matter, will be
charged for. -
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Why Fret and Worry

When your child has a severe cold.
You need not fear pneumonia DR. other
pulmonary diseases. Keep supplied
with Ballard's Horehound Syrup,----a Z "a
positive cure for colds. codghs, whoop.
ing cough and bronchitis Mrs. Hall !, Of
SIOUX Falls, S d.. writes :, Ns1' have
tsed your wonderful BaHard'sl Hore-
t tnund Syrup on my children for five
vars. It's results have been lwfuniaer-
l4-- fai Soi3 ,slEii ..si4a e,sWorthai1ri...
aYssI ~ HSilFifEzI sA9i.i f5e1i E1ai@I.ns
j --.s7trE .5sissi ssEsi. aifffiTsit .Ia5s ftfEi
.4nat4a..sI 4 = EEi.4Ii.si- q
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21

ations. although they added fifty feet
to her length, only increased her en-
CINE power in proportion
sll.sYou surprise me- broke in Brand
You speak as if the Chinook were
nearly as old as this lighthouse, vet
have never even heard her name be-
FORE
.sYou know her well enough all the
same" said the other ruefully. This
is her maiden voyage since she was al
tered, an they rechristened her, too
always an unIucky thing to do. I say.
Bless your heart, man, she is the old
Princess Royal Eh? What's that?"
He guffawed mournfully at Brands
Involuntary exclamation.
Certain! Well. surely ought to
know. 1 have passed most of my serv-
ice with the company in her, and when
I took a crew to Cramps to navigate
her to New York after she was smart
ened up I little imagined I would see
her laid by forever the next time we
saw the lights Of old England. Ny
goodness, even what was left of the old
girl ought to. know her way better'n
that"
'sBut what did really happen p
1sDrivin' her, tell you-drivin' her
full pelt to land the mails at South
ampton twelve hours ahead of sched-
ule. With that awful sea liftin' her
and a shaft twenty feet longer, what
could you expect? Poor Perkins! A
rare hard worker too. Now he's gone
down with his ship an over 200 passen-
gers an crew" ,.a...
Judging by the number saved I
feared that more were lost.'
sIt's the off season, you know. The
passenger list was light. For the Lords
sake. think Of what it might have been
in May or June!'
cit is bad enough as it is. All has not
ended with the disappearance Of the
vessel"
The sailor shot a sharp glance at
Brand.
'You can't be thinkin' any one was to
blame''- he commenced. But Brand
waved aside the fancied imputation.
"Blamev' he said. with broken
shaft! In that whirlwind! No, no. I
sent for you to talk over the new diff
Guilty which has to be faced. There are
food, water and fuel here for three
men for two months. If you do a little
sum you will find that the available
stores on the basis of full rations will
maintain eighty-one people for two
days and quarter"
''But we're only six miles from the
mainland" Mr.. Emmett had not yet
grasped the true meaning of the fig
ures "
ST have been here more than once for
six weeks at stretch, when, for all
the assistance we could receive, we
might as we'll have been within the
arctic circle"
Again the sailor jerked his thumb to-
ward the reef. - r. I.5 sst
.sIs it as bad as all that?'' he queried
anxiously. -..-,..,.,-. --..y-.-.#
Yes
"But six weeks! Good Lords' Mr..
Emmett had done the little sum. =
"That is exceptional. "A week is the
average, unless the unexpected hap
pens. after a gale like this. And q
week will test our endurance to the
limit" -
Mr. Emmett wbistled softly. A girls
ly phantom was creeping at him.. He
shivered, and not from, cold.
''By. Jove!'' he said. whats to be
done2". - '7&3>t i
fTro he ~
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Children in Pain

Never Cry as do hildren who are suffer.
iag from hunger. Such is the cause o!
all babies who cry and are treated for
sickness when the. really are suffering
from hunger. This is caused from their
food not being assimilated but deyoured
by worms, A few doses of Whites
Cream Vermifuge will canse them to
cease crying and begin to thrive at once.
Give it trial. Sold by Graham &
Wortham. .-a ..-.-:.- 49, -.ss
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given to all persons concerned
that the undersigned has been duly appointed Ex-
ecutrix of the last Will and Testament of lanes
c. Taylor, deceased, by the County Court Of Ben
ton County. State of Oregon All persons having
claims against the estate cf said James G. Tay-
the same, with the proper vouchers, duffy veri-
fed as by law required, Within six months from
the date hereof. to the undersigned at her resi-
dence in Corvallis, Oregon. & .9.E.Eafflr
Dated this 29th day of June, 1906.
i&t ~ I, LILLIAN T. TAYLOR 81
! rFxeeutrixlof of the; last, Will and Testament Of
] ames c. Tar Or deceased.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
A Mystery Solved.

How to keep off pern,li,.y attacks of
b.llousness ami habitusl constipation,
was mystery that D.. Kings New Life
Pills solved fnr sne,' t~Iltes John N
Pleasant of sMagn'iia, mi The oni,
pills that are Guaranteed TO give satis-
ia .tion 10 every ho'v or money refunded.
ia ~ :-;1c AT s'it-, X Nc ,wasd's drug
store, .-.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Are You Tired, Nervous
and SIeeDress ?

Nervousness and slccplcssncss are Us.
ually due to t.ic fact that tho nerves. are
not fed on properly noC-iSlinE 'etsoG;
they arc, s;Grs,ctL nerves. Dr. PicGco s
aic'. b,ood, and thereby the nerves arc
properly nourished and all the organs of
the body are run GS smoothly IS r1aci.il-
cry v,hich runs in oil. II this way you
feel c!".,~7, strong and strc.lCou.-yol &C
toned u c-ll ilviSorated, a-2ll you sc
Wcr..... Best CT all, the strength and IL
c-cHS 50 il vitality and health cro ZGsaaiGF.
Tho troU' !c With most tonics and mel,
ici2os which il2Fo q large, booming sale
fer . short time, is that they a-c largely
coEe2osed -ef , : !ooIlol hqiGi!3g tie drugs in
Bleed co-puSc.cS, aad il tho long run
grey /. urcS Tho s--GtCcl. Che ma feel
6--2.!.ratod and better fcr tic tho t;.1n,.
yca - the end T-c !:o,2cl a.,d vita vitality
Li5coTery. contains 10 alcohol. Every
bott!c of it bears upon its wrapper lie
LC;G.'G Cf Honesty n . full l;s5 Of al It's
sc.CEal ingredients. Tor tie druggist to
oi-c: you something he claims is vjust as
Ccoa " is to insult your Intelligence.
Every Ingredient entering into tho
Woc!J-iaIaod EGoiden Medical Discovery"
has the u:!anlrnoGS approval G-,d endorse
Eient of the leading medical authorities
of al the coyeral schools of practice. No
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like purposes, has any such endorsesac.,t
The vGolden Medical Discovery" lot
only produces al the good elects to be
obtainad from tho use of Golden Seal
root, in ell stomach, liver and bowel
trcIslos, 2s in dyspepsia, biliousness, con
stipaSion, liberation of stomach ard
bowels and kindred ailments, but tho
Golden Seal root used in its compound
Ing is greatly enhanced il its curative ac-
ton 9y othcr ingrsd ient5 such as Stone
drake root ard chemically pure triple
rc!sied glyceri1e.
eIhe- Common Sense Medical Adviser
IS sent free in paper covers cl receipt C
81 one-ceEt stamps to pay the cost CT -.
Ing oatJ- For 81 stamps the cioth-isoy.zs.
volume will be sent. Address DR.. Z. Y.
Pierce. Buffalo, N, Y -
DR., Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con.
stipation. biliousness and headache.
'sssB.S! .,s,i.sy.s
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Don't -Grunbie

When your j,ints ache AMI YOU snffer
from rheumatism Bn, Il i,n.t'e I'll Bal
lard's Snow lini,,,ett ami ct instant re-
lief. A. positive rn'e for rlfenmatlt NJ ,
burns, .ruts,s. '."n'ra':tr,i uuscl-s,. sore
chest, etc. Mr. l. r ii,ev. a pronii-
nent nirr-iiau' 1T WI b., Piiht. Texas
saws ne finds B i'ard's Snow Linlment
the he st all round Inmput he ever used.
Sold t.y Graham & Wortham.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21

He will be a poor man, indeed,
who cannot afford to be full Of
pruneso this winter.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
Subscribe for the Gazette.

Remember NoIan's Remnant
and Rummase sale closes Fri-
day. Aug ust 31st, at s p. m.
=, 69-72l
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
IFasIKs I S . Yias6E AR

n ~ Liz 2aEinnfI ~ :n:l. :o,'i
9a3 . s.i.i so41 aolslw s5saoi
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
WANTED
WANTED 500 SUBSCRIBERS TO THE
GAZETTE and Weekly. Oregopian at
$2.55per year. si-.--ff

WANTED-FIFTY CARLOADS OF
oats and wheat; will ship from nearest
r. r. station Sacks furnished; those
not used returned free. Have cleaner
and grinder to 60 to your tarn, and
clean seed and grind screenings-it
saves So per day for a man and team
hauling. Get others prices, then get
mine. Yours for business, L. Z.
BROOKS. r ..t-t .-. 6Stf
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21

The inscription price of the GAZETTE
70 -al years has been, AMI remains
s. mum, or . per cent. dlseoant if
pa a alvarez This pa ,er viii be
confined until all arrearages are pail !.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
FOR SALE

THREE-PIECE MAHOGANY MAR.
BILE top bedroom suite.
Two-burner oil stove.
Box heating stove.
60tf S. l.. Kline, residence.
HOUSE 6 ROOMS, AND BARN, 8
lots in Jobs Addition. House, Z rooms,
barn, lots near college. House, 2
rooms, barn. II lots wilkins Addition.
Inquire OF S.. II. Moore, Ind. Phone
713, or any of the real estate men. 6Otf
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21
,;of eno;naerl.eb,if he w5EIaan

chief engineer-sbut he w51ldn
to either Mae or me. Fact is, he
fair crazy to set up new record Tor
the boat. She's been crossin' the At
lantic forty times a year for upward
of twenty years. and the recent alter
ations, although they added fifty feet
to her length, only increased her en-
CINE power in proportions
sllssYou surprise me- broke in Brand
you speak as if the Chinook were
nearly as old as this lighthouse, yet l
have never even heard her name be-
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1906-08-21

'>ssuzE ,isif.sg:i --t9 st
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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-05-15
.EST AN PARA 1R
mar Ia rnoIienda en-
Mayaguez.
Hahlase de IN injunction contra
el alCaIde.
El mayor numsfO De los 'msnsndIstas no ss-
ia GORfOrmes con Ia dlsOIuGIOn.
(De aueStrO reporter en- viGje. J


Mayo 14.-El meeting socialista que
sc proponfan efectuar esta noche en- Ia pla-
"a principal, los socialistas hubo de sus-
penderse causa del NAL tempo.
La mayor parte de las haciendas de
esta Jurisdiction estdn para terminar la
molienda
En- eI injecting" que efectuaron esta
tarde los Incorporate" s" pronunciation dis
cursos los aenores doctor GuzmSn Rodrf-
guez, Rivera, Pascasio Fajardo, Juan
Freire otros.
De las 435 inscripciones efectuadas
aver, 325 son unionistas el resto de los
incorporates fajardistas -
-Ha estado en- MayagGez don Jose
Antonio Vivoni, persona infuyente en- San
German.
-Insinuaciones le han sido hechas al
sefior Vivoni por agentes de los fajardistas
fin de hacerle tomar parte en- Ell acuerdo
de "puros' y fajardistas.
Una entrevista tuyo lugar aver, de
car6cter privado, entire los seiiores don
Arturo Gigantic = don Jose A. Viyoni.
Los elementos fajardistas muestranse
muy contentos con la disoluci6n, aparen-
te disoluci6n de los menendistas.
Una comisi6n fu6 designada aver,
por los elementos que dirige 81 seflor Pas
casio Fajardo, fin de avistarse con los
seforss Salguero y Victor Primo Martf-
nez, exigirIes Ia renuncia de presidente
y secretario respectivamente del comit6 re-
pubIicano.
-Otra comisi6n fu6 designada para fe-
licitar al senior Men6ndez por Ia que ellos
entienden patri6tica actitud, al prestarss q
sostener la disoluci6n de los "puros" que
propusiera Ell doctor Martinez Guasp y
aceptara el alcalde de Mayagiiez.
-Hablase de un injunction contra ell
alcalde. por falta de representation, puesto
que disuelta la fracci6n, que en- union de
los Unionistas, lie lleyara la alcaldfa, de-
be ser alcalde un miembro de este par
tido
Hay grande entusiasmo con motive
del debut de la Companfa de Opera,
Las patentes = contribuciones 4 cargo
del municipio Sc cobran 4 todos por igual
sin distinction de banderfas?
Ell mayor n6mero de los ''menendis-
tas" no estd conforme con el acuerdo de
disoluci6n adoptado por Martinez J Me-
n6ndez Sc asegura que este guarda I'm
golpe de ''iltima hora" para reponerse de
la imposition del directorio republican,
que tiende anularlo de aUuerdo con Fa.
jardo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-05-15
SuCesos en- Ia isIa.

Salinas Coronel HamilI:-Ayer en-
propiedad de- Avelino Santiago, barrie
Sabana Llama, quem6ronse 8 ranehos y
una casa de paja, quemaronse seis rollol
de tabaco y ropa de familia. Hecho ca.
suaI.-Teniente La Rosa.
Faiardo. En- hacienda Santa Maria dc
Ceiba ocurri6 incendio pieza cana quem6n.
dose cuatro cuerdas. Inveetigado hecho
result6 casual-Cabo Valladares.
Bayam6n. Rivera de Come.
rio captura Apolinar Vega Maldonado
acusado dos veces de escalamiento ocupau.
dole una carga de tabaco en- rama.-Te-
niente Schettini.
Bayam6n.-Da carretera Catafio fug5-
ronse Cayetano Cruz y Jose Cruz.
Ell primero blanco, delgado, ojos azuIes,
tiene una costilla rota, viste de preso, des-
calzo. cumple Is meaes
Ell segundo, mulsto, grueSo, estatura re.
gular anda dando vaivsnes por defectos
fisicos.
Cump1e yeinte , cinco meses.-Teniente
Schettini.
Toa-Baja.-Terminada hueIga hacienda
Constancia. salgo Observation-Disclosures
schettini
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-05-15
AFICION BELIGOSh.

Ienemos que II desterrando de nuestras
costnmbrea cfvicas pero muy cfVicas, GUAM
to nos presente pueda presentar q nivel
del espfTitu acOmetivo y rofioso de las
convuLaivas.
las cOnVaIksiVas no son otras-y muy
pesar nuestro damos aquf este gorpe de
erudicl6n-no son otTas que algunas de
esas amables repdblicas no-americauas,
en- donde cada vez que se acercan las cleo
clones, el ambiente huele p6lvoTa y la
cabeza de no pocos ciasdadGaOs chamus-
quina.
Caldeada asf Ia atm6sfera, enciendela
un fosforo cualquiera, por muy malo que
este sea.
Y hay tirios y troyanos, y tiros, J en-
ctentros. escaramuzas, combates y su me-
dia docena de batallas campales, 81 Ell case
10 requiere.
Te pego at,s tirito, es 10 mas suave que
Sc oye decir en- tales circumstances; por-
que no Sc habla de otra cosa que de
Maiissers, rev6lvers, machetes muertos.
De muertog, sobre todo. Y ahora entire
nosotros, entire algunos-porqu son mu-
chas, muchfsimas muy honrosas las
excepciones-ha quienes eada paso
salem hablando en- terminus realmente
marciales belicosos.
Lo primero que hacen es saludar uno
mas 8 menos de este modo:
lHola, general
-iQue dice el brigadier!
Nadia, que anoche sostuvimos un
gran combate
Naturalmente. No ha habido tai COM
bate, nj mucho menos, sino alguna aleve
controversial sobre poLttiea.
Algunos toman Ia cosa verdaderamente
en- serio, desloman cualquiera de un
estacazo como 81 en- efecto vivieramos en-
plena Manchuria.
Dos personas tienen un disgusto y Sc ga
cuden m6tuamente Ell polvo, enseguida
ALA por Santurce dicen las gentes con la
mayor gravedad del mundo:
Hoy hubo en- Puerto Arturo el gran
zafarrancho!
Algunos brujGS sumameute canijos y
desmazalados, apenas logran rociarBe ell
cuerpo interiormente con una taxa de cal
do empiezan sudar poro tendido mas
por las cal6rias de Ia estaci6n que por Ia
substancia del caldo, no vacilan en- excla-
mar, sobandoss 81 pellejillo de su abdomen
8 inhando los trasI1cidos carrAlos:
ME siento un canon! lEstoy hecho
un canon Krupl
AdemaS, algunos periodistas, no hallan
otro modo &c empezar con arrogancia
con energfa un trabajo de propaganda, 81
no diciendo:
Fr61ima estd Ia bataua . Aprestoos al
com6ate. j. SOldadas, "a la uuctoria! w
iEl enemigol. -. Estemos atertG contra las
conspiraeiones. ........
En- cuanto los muertos, no es que
muera Ia gente-salvo error 4 omisi6n-
pero 81 que se empeian algunos muchas
veces en- que resuciten para ia batalla";;
d6ndose el case, en- tiempos en- que reinan
legalidad orden, de que Ell enemigo,
quien quieren ''matar con muertos'' les di-
ga, fnalmente:
Los muertos que vos nsatois goean de
ca6at salad.