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The Washington times., 1906-05-17
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

N B.-FollOWing schedule figures published
only as information. and are not guaranteed
z.5 A NJ DAILY-Local for Harrfsonhure
War-enton. Danyille, and way stations
Ie:5l A VI DAILY-Washington and Florida
Lin led First-class coaches and sleeper 10
Columbia Savannah. and Jacksonville
Dining Car Service
1ll5 A NJ DAILY-United States Fast Mall
F4rst-class coaches and sleeper 10 New Or
leans Dining Car Service.
k-oI p NJ WEEK DAXS-LOcai for Harrfson
bIrs and way stations on Manassas Eranch
ass p NJ RAILY-Local for Warrenron and
Charlottesville
7.So p 81 DAILY-New York and Atlanta
Express Firs>-class Coach TO Atlanta
sleeper TO Columbus. Ga, via Atlanta .
sunset Route Tourist Sleeper WashinEto5
10 san Francisco Mondays. wednesdays
and Fridays
$50 p n DAILY-New York and Ff,ri5a
Express Through Coaches and Sleeps "a 10
Columbia. Savannah. and JacksO1- gfIIe.
Sleeper 10 Augusta and Port Tampa Dim
ing Car Service q IA Carte
10 90 P NJ DAILH-New York and Me.--f,ts
Limited (via Lynchburg)- Ffrst-class {. a. n
and Sleeping Car TO Roanoke. Knox Il e
Chattanooga, and Memphis Sleeper 70 INsv
Orleans. Dining Car SeTTice.
1915 p NJ DAILY-Washington and South
western Limited All Pullman train Oh
servatIon Car 10 Atlanta and Macon Cub
Car 10 Atlanta Sleepsrs 10 Nashville At
lanta Macon. Birmingham. New Orleans
Dining Car Service
n. B. Spencer. G. NJ s H Hardwick. P T. VI :
w H. Tayloe, c. P A. L S Brown. G. a
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CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RY.

2:3O p. M.-CHICAGO AND ST. LOUIS SPE-
CIAID solid vestibule. electric lighted
Dining Car Train. with Pullman Sleepers
10 Louisville, Cincinnati. indianapolis
Chicago. and St. Louis Parlor Car for
Virginia Hot Springs. daily except Sun
day. Dining Car
1I:1O P M.-F F. V. LIMITED-SolId yes
Thule electric lighted. Dining Car train
with Pullman Sleepers to Cincinnati Lex
fngton, and Louisville. Compartment
Sleeper 20 Virginia Hot Springs daily
except Sunday. Sleepers Cincinnati TO
Chicago and St Louis Dining Car.
Reservation and tickets at 5IS Pennsylvania
ar the station. Telephone $3.50 for Pennsyl-
vania Cab Service H W. FULLER.
Telephone Main 1886. Gen'l Passenger Agt.
IF
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Trustees Sale.
WALTER B. WILLIAMS d Co. AuctiOAe

WALTER B. WILLIAMS q Co. AuctioAeers.
TRUSTEES SALE OF TWO-STORY BRICK
DWELLING, No - SEATCN STREET
NORTHWEST.
BY virtue OF certain deed OF trust re-
corded IN Liber No. 2.7S2. at folio 403 et seq
one OF the land records OF the District OF
Columbia. we shall sell IN front OF the prem
ises. on THURSDAY. THE nth DAY OF
MAY, A -. 1906, at 5 O'CLOCK p NJ
lot 81. OF Niles subdivision, IN block z
OF BlOOmingdale. as in Book COUNTY No IA
at page l2f, Of the Surveyors s Office OF the
District Of Columbia. with the improve
ments thereon. Terms Of sale One-third
cash. balance IN one and two years with
interest at per cent per annum. payable
semi i-annually- 500 required at time OF sale
and the purchaser allowed ten days from
date Of sale 70 complete the purchase
CHARLES r. BENJAMIN
ROGER T. MITCHELL.
rnyi0-d&ds-exSu Trustees.
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Wall Paper.

WIN V. MAHONEY. the Progressive Paper
hanger reliable, prompt, cheap: legal guar
antee covers all our work Send postal for
free samples and estimate Main store e02
Pennsylvania ave. Sc, telephone East ia n
or following agencies: De Maine q Co s20T
AZ nw-' Edlavitch's Otore, Bowie Nd
Congress Heights; eo7 New York ave. NV
1880 z st. Sc; Conaway's store Laurel Ma
General Store. Glendale. Postofice Colonial
Beach. Va; Rogers & Farden, HyattsviIIe
Nd: Shaws Store. Twining CITY New
agency. just established. LIoyd's store. Sea
brooke. Md. myII-7t
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For Sale-LotS.
For Sale-AutomObiles.

AUTOMOBILE for sale. cheap, or exchange
Tor value. perfect condition. ROOM / si2
81 NV my17-3t
1IRES-An makes. fresh from factory
weekly. Nulcanizing; retreadiEg; guaranteed
MOth' Eeouced prices Rebuilt cases. cheap.
Iuoe repairing. Special testing Quick
service. JONES. 6O2-eo4 e. Main s0s6
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DANCING

PRIVATE DANCING LESSONS. 75c; guar
anteed waltz. two-step. five lessons: class 81
month. special rates club; piano, &c: quick
mod method Address, with stamped en-
velope. BOX 50, Times office. myl4-st
LARGEST AND COOLEST HALL IN
THE CITY. ELECTRIC FANS.
OPEN ALL SUMMER.
THE ORDWAYS, s31 11th ST. ~. W.-Every
Tuesday. Thursday. and Saturday even
Ing: beginners class 7:s0: advanced. 8 80
Lady assistants; six lessons, $3.50. Private
apls-5Ot PROF. CHAS. II. wYNDHAM.
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OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS of
the District of Columbia, Washing
ton, D. G. May 17th, i906-Sealed pro-
NAY 25TH. 1906, at TWO O'CLOCK
p. NJ, at this Office for furnishing for
use of the various branches of the Gov
erDment of the District OF Columbia for
the fiscal year, beginning July 1st 1906.
and ending June seth, 1907. anthracite
and bituminous coal. Blank forms and
all necessary information can be OBJ
tanned at the Office of the Property
Clerk, D. c.. District Building. HENRY
3. Il. MCFARLAND, HENRY L
WEST. JOHN BIDDLE. Commissioners,
.. c. = my1z,23
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Wanted-Suburban.

WANTED-To rent. six to eight room house
in suburbs, with bath. annual lease. Address
BOX 46s, Times Office. rnyI7-st
wANTED-Location for clubhouse: must
have large grounds and house. etc: location
along the canal and Conduit road preferred;
also inside city limits Address BOX 3S4
Times Office. myI5-3t
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OUR SPRING BULLETIN OF farms and
SUBURBAN homes Is now ready and will be
mailed upon request. II contains many bar
gains that viii not be on the market q few
months from now.
MARION DUcKETT & SON. ss5 ST. NV.
ap3G-tf
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Auction Sale.

AT WALTER B. WILLIAMS 8 Co A1c-
tion House. corner 10th and D SITS. on SAT-
URDAY. MAY 1s. 1906. at 10 O'CLOCK. VIII
be sold all goods stored in the names OF
VILE. c. E Spellman- Z. s. STORAGE co.
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Steamboats,.
NORFOLK EAD WASHlNGT TON
STEAMBOAT COMPANY.

Every day in the year from foot OF Tth
st fof Fort Monroe, Norfolk Newport
News and all points south. By the Su-
perb, powerful steel palace steamers
Newport News. Norfolk. and
washington
Lv. washington 80 pmJLv. Portsmouth---5 pm
" Alexandria. Z 200 pm I.y. Norfolk--.-.. pm
Ar Ft MONROE 100 am Lv. Ft. Monroe...T 4 pm
AT No--fsak...S:00 90 am Ar. Ale2 andria- 80 am
Ar PortruIouth- 500 am Ar. Washington---7 am
- aTThrough connection made at Nor
- folk with steamers OF Old Dominion
steamship Co. for New York. and Mer-
- chants and Miners Steamships for Bos-
ton.
eTFor further information apply at
- general ticket Office. 7O5 t4th St. Col
- orado Building (telephone Main-229o)
or 7th st wharf telephone Main-37s0l.
JNO. CALLAHAN,
I'd v Pres & Gen Mgr
W. II. CALLAHAN. Gen. Pass. AEt,
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Railroads.
BALTIMORE AND OHIO r.

IL
LEAVE STATION. New Jersey ave and G ST
ROYAL BLUE LINE
Every Other Hour on the Odd Hour,
To PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK
NEW TERMINAL. I'D ST. NEW YORK
100 a NJ Diner. Pullman Parlor.
fS.00 a. ~ Buffet, Parlor, Hr. Train
400 a. N. Diner and Pullman PariOr Car
tll-OO q NJ Diner and Pullman Parlor Car
100 p m Diner and Pullman Parlor Car
'2O0 y. m. "Royas Limited" All Pullman
tLOO ,. N. Coaches 10 Philadelphia.
100 p N Diner and Pullman Parior.
ssII- ~ D. m Sleepers-
'267 a n Slsepers-
ATLANTTc CITY. 400. 1900. tu-oo q n.
-N' .-EvEEY HOUR on THE HOUR
WEEK DAYS, Z a, IN, u; TO P; NJ
SERVICE
$50. 500. $50 1000. I-cO a m. 100 noon CON
I2O5. LOO. 200. 300. 400, As, 800. sos. 40
eco. $50. zoo. 500. l00O u-30. Ills ?. m.
Sundays: 2 81. 30. !-2o. 80. 800. 100. II. 90
1000 I-SO. l-S5 p m,
CHICAGO & NORTHWEST. '1l.O0 - m,
GINscINNATI. q ST. LOUIS s LOUISVILLE
1905 a m; .4-o5 p; m. 'l2 - night.
n'ShiE SSLEvELAND. -s15 p. m COLUMBUS.
W WHEELING, 1905 a. m. $50 p. m
wINCHESTER. s. 3 a m. t4o5. f5.oO p. N.
noon. 500 p m sundays. $50 a, m. ana
$50 p.
car
FREDERICK. fS.35. "'s.I5. 1905. f1lOo a
m. j.. taos, $3.50 p.
RAGERSTOWN. TI0.O5 a. m. and $500 D. m.
BOYD and way points. 1856. "@S.15 a. m.
Ills 5e2 tSi$ Eis3;G ''dG1o dnt TISo Pm p m
'.sl0 a. m. fl2-5O. '-L15. 1880. 'AO5. f5.35,
II. 80, 81 .s5. ''10.15. flI-30 p. m.
points. fS.S5. '"s.l5 a. m. "'Il5. 1900. f5.SO
..
pal.y. S,1S Suh1ay onIy.
space, rates OF fare. etc, win be quickly fur
nished BY TELEPHONE at all Of the fol-
lowing Ticket Offices: IE7 G. St, Telephone
Main 1881; 6l9 Pennsylvania Ave. Telephone
Main PSI; Station, New Jersey Ave and c
st Ticket Office. Telephone. East 6ST: In
formation Bureau. East 724. TlyI4-tf
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DR.. FISK ELGIN

Expert IN the treatment OF private diseases.
rhroTfc and acute Both sexes All consul
faffons confidential Medicine furnished
Prices moderate. Hours. 70 !. TO s. 10 D.
Roorns. Izs3 Pennsylvania ave- NV Phone
NJ 1919
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Birds, Dogs, Etc.

JAPANESE SPANIELS: black ard white
swans; fox terriers; fancy chickens. canaries.
ISO3IS; goIensnes. guinea pigs. etc
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For -Typewriters.

WE HAVE some excellent bargains in Sec
ond-hand typewrttels -or only SIS. Universal
keyboard: up-to-dace machines WELLINCi-
TON OFFICE, 500 I1th St NV. my1s-st
TYPEWRITERS, all makes, guaranteed in
perfect condition. at specially low prices for
cash; VIII be sold on time. y. NJ. MINNIX
COMPANY. Inc. Once Outftters. 14ll G st
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Railroads.
SEABOARC AIR LINE RAILWAY
City, N. J.
Iicket Ol6ce, q Penna- Ave.

4lckeC OnCey 44z1 Eennd ave.
For Petersburg, Raleigh. Wilmington. Co.
lurnbia Savannah. jacksonville. Tampa At
lanta. Birmingham. Mobile, Pensacola. and
New Orleans
10 80 A NJ DAILT-Seaboard MafI-ThrouEh
Pullman Sleeper 10 Jacksonville. Fla con-
meeting at Hamlet with Pullman Sleeper to
Blrninghana- CAFE Dining Car Washington
10 Hamlet. y. c
train with Pullman Sleepers. 10 Jacksonville
and Tampa Through Sleeper 10 Atlanta
Birmingham. and Memphis also through
Sleeper 70 Pinehurst daily except Sunday.
Cafe Dining CEl.
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Wanted
Horses and YehicIee.

Horses and Yehicles.
WANTED-To buy rubber-tire ton buogI--
must be in hrst-class condition and cbes6
Tor cash. Address BOX 445 Times Office
NANIED-Horse. suitable for surrey or
buggy; LOO pounds; sorrel or chestnut: pacer
preIerTed. state price. age. color. Address
BOX 42T, Times Office. r7vT5-at
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Colonial Beach.

HANDsOMEST cottage at Beach, furnished
$50 season. DICKHART. los c st. sw.
usa1-S
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Money to Loan.

5000, MORE OR LESS. FOR six months. On
good property; give fun description. Address
BOX 422. Times Office. mYa4-10t
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Personal.

MADAM MARTHA. New York; now here:
palmist and life reader; tells your whole
life like an open book; gives dates and facts.
Iuu life readings. soc; TO 9 daily. s25
New York ave NV rnSf7--t
COUNTESS MACKENZIE LONG. "a sth -
NV Phone bS64-k Main Consulting palm
lister and clairvoyaut specialist Advice and
assistance n love, business, and family
trouble Without asking questions tells narna
and what you called for ny5-s0t
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Wanted-noney.

TEN PER CENT for 5000. secured by sec
ond trust on suburban property. ample Sc
curity. Address BOX al. Times Office
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For Rent-Suburban.

DESIRABLE six-room cottage near railroad
and trolley. For particulars address MRS
NJ B. PAYNE. Bancroft. Va my17-st
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For Rent-Typew-iters.
Proposals.

Remington three months Cor
IS. Address BOX -32. Times Office. my15-3t
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GET q certificate OF title from MARYLAND
Real Estate Title Company. Commercial Ma
tional Bank Building. l4th and G SIS ana
when you purchase your title will be secure
Settlements made ConVeyancing and titles
examined at moderate rates uah2s-s0t
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Business Property.

FOR RENT-s1I1 Water st. Georgetown; r,a-
chine. blacksmith. or general workshop. z5x50:
s22 50 per month
MILLER-SHOEMAKER REAL ESTATE Co
1873 22d St N W. Ap25-tf
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For Rent-FIats.


FOR RENT-Four room fiat; very cheap;
18th and w SITS. NV; possession June / Ad-
dress BOX $50. Times ONCE. myl6-3t
1901 18TH ST. NE.-Ona square from car
line; four rooms ard bath; al modern i'm
proVements: rent. SIS per month; beautiful
lawn tnclOsed- JOHN l. EDWARDS 70s
18th St nv. my17-6t
FLAT FOR RENT-Ffve large rooms, bath
and pantry: all modern improvements: hot
water heat. Inquire Of OWNER. a New
York ave- NV. myI7-3t
FOUR outside room apartment, first floor
Apply ). Montgomery North Capitol and N
SITS nxfs-at
FOR RENT-Nice hat on the Heights. con-
tanning rooms and modern bath: furnace
heat: rent, S22. so.
CHAS. S. MUIR & CO. (INC9,
1903 New York Ave. N w myls-st
FOR RENT-Sls.50 mo. for 4r & b, ami. al
1857 F st ne. CoLLINs-GUERRY CO, s2l
18th st. NV. myl5-3t
ATTRACTIVE. modern nat, fve outside
rooms first floor; porch: fine condition. llO5
d At. ne. $22 80. Open. myl5-3t
FOR RENT-In The Ellsworth, nice fiat OF
six large outside rooms and bath; all modern
Inquire OF OWNER. e07 New York ave Rent
5000. myl5-tf
i2Is DUNCAN STREET N Z.
Five rooms and bath. fat. FIRST noor.
RENT. Sl4-50.
THE HARRISON REALTY CO..
So7 G Street n. w my1-tf
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FOR sAIE-Beart;ful s-room cottage; hot
and cold water; fine shade Of oak trees.
fruit. etc: large lot Price, So $50; 500 cash
balance monthly as rent T. H PICKFORD
l4lO Il St NV myll-tf
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VERONA
Inc WORLDS greatest Palmist and Clairyoyaut
without asking q question will tell exactly
what you called for. who and when YOU
VIII marry; call you by name; names OF
friends. enemies. or rivals. ] promise "a
tell you whether husband. wife, or sweetheart
Is true or false 1 Will tell you how 10
gain the love of the one you most desire
even though miles away. In fact I wifi
tell you every hope. fear. or ambition; also
business affairs. lawsuits and speculatfons:
what you Sre best adapted for to make a
success In nfe. he tells you your whole life
let IL be good or bad satisfaction guaranteed
Lady attendant Readings. 81. Once hours
70 Daily and Sunday GIL 14th st NV
myi4-13t
WORKINGMEN have been your friend
and will be. offer you a good aII-vooI
suit Of clothes. taiior-nade; slightly used
at one-third the usual price Those that
haven't called can see them at JUSTH'S OLD
STAND, 619 D. myl4-7t
NINE. RITA. the Worlds Greatest PalniSt
and Card Reader. only astrologer in Wash
ingtOn, is holding receptions at 723 9th ~
NV. Fee. 25c and SOC. rnvIs-sot
LADIES' SUITS. COATS. SKIRTS WAISTS
IN AN ENDLESS VARIETY TO SELECT
FROM, ON WEEKLY PAYMENTS. JACOB
koHNER, $50 7TH ST. n. W. ap25-s0t
ARE YOU unhappy? Consult Nine Rav
the press and public's favorite clairvoyant
palmist and card reader; tells past present
and future: evil influences removed; luck
changed; up-to-date parlors. s35 Eye St NV
myl3-7t
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For Rent-Omcex.

HANDSOME OFFICES for rent IN the
Aunsey Building. on St. facing Penn
syivnnia ave, between I2Jh and 18th sts;
moderate rents: heat. light. and janitor serV-
ices free fe2l-tf
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For Suburban.
ATTENTION

ATTENTION.
EIGHT ROOM and bath dwelling with cell
lar. on electric car line, 30 minutes from
Treasury Department. Hot and cold water
-Four beautiful mantels Every room with
sunny exposure. Back and front stairway.
Two porches. Fruit and shrubbery. Newly
papered and painted. Lot 50xi45
This house is ideal situated in a fash
ionable suburb. with plenty OF shade
Owner Of this property must leave the city
and VIII dispose Of II at a very reasonable
late o SecIrre a heanfffl1I s1lh,1rl,ar, hnr,nn
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For Renr-hOuses.

FOR RENT-A fine bay window brick house;
fun concrete cellar: large yard. at 525 14th
St ne price. $3.50. Apply 527 18th St ne
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

A petition is being circulated
to have Al, the night train 60
ing east, stop here on. flag.
This is no one-horse town and
it is time the railroad officials
were treating our people like
they we're halt white. Our sub
scsibers east would get THE
TINES more then twelve hours
earlier if this train would stop
Our business interests suffer
and the travelling public is
greatly Inconvenience by the
failure Of this train to stop.
Let US keep on kicking about
this abuse until it is corrected.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

We wonder if our readers
ever notice that Jennings. Neff
& Co. run three different adj
vertisements in The TlNEs
every week. They are larg J,
double column advertisements
too. What do they do that for?
We never ask them. They
simply come to us and say,
please give US so much space
in THE TINES and we will pay
you for it. That's enough.
They are business men and
know what they are doing
They are NOT buying gold
bricks: OF course not. They
are not in business for their
health; neither are we. All
the members Of the firm ale
our personal friends, but we
know one thing they don't
advertise in THE TINES lust
because they like US, but be-
cause it pays.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

Prof. McChesney's state
mcnt TO a Herald reporter re-
garding the effect Of cigarette
smoking upon the boys of the
public schools should be
brought home in a forceful way
to the parents and children Of
this city.
The deleterious effect OF Gig
arctic smoking has long been
observed. 1t is especially in
furious to the immature. II
dwarfs the body. wrecks the
impairs the mind and
degrades the morals. 1t incap.
acitates the boy for public
school work, binders the
young man in his college or
university career and retards
his progress when he enters
upon the duties of real life.
This is a serious matter and
one that should be Of much
concern in every home where
there is a boy to fall a victim
to the habit When once it
iastens upon him it is hard tol
shake loose Bristol Herald.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14
r Ep Ii M EDY

II you are suffer from Dyspepsia or
Indigestion in any from, gas, belching,
bitter taste. offensive bad breath, dizzy
spells, sour stomach, heart fiutter,
nausea. gasirisis, loathing OF food, pains
or swelling in the stomach, back or side,
deep seated kidney or liver trouble, then
they will disappear in a short time after
taking Tyner's Dyspepsia, Remedy. made
especially to cure p. spel sia, Indigestion
and all Stomach Troubles, even Of the
worst cases. Tyner's Dyspepsia, Remed,
expels the gases and sweetenst the breath
Ii cures Sick Headache, Colo and Con
stipatlon at once. Druggists or by ex-
press 80 cents bottle. Money refunded
if it fails 10 cnre. Medical advice and
circular free by writing TO Tyner Remedy
Co., Augusta, Ga.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14
Tennessee Farms for Sale

If you will write the East Tenn,
Real Estate Co of Morristown Tenn.
they will send you free Of charge book
let on farming and full description of
theValley of East Tenn. and a com
plete price list Of various farms of all
sizes and prices. THIS booklet will be
of value to you, and its free just; write
a Postal Card for it. Address East
Tenn. Real Estate Co. Mor1lstuwn Tenn
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14
r or Thin
Babies

Fat is Of great account
to a baby that is why
babies are fat. If your
baby is scrawny, SCOTS
E m ulsion is what he
wants. The healthy baby
stores as fat what it does
not need Immediately for
bone and m tx Gle. Fat
babies are happy /; they do
not cry they are rich
their fat is laid UP for
time of need. They are
happy because they are
comfortable. The fat sur
rounds their little nerves
and cusllionsthen. When
they are scrawny tn ose
nerves are hurt at every
ungentle to TIC h. They
delight in SCOTS Emul-
sion. It is as sweet as
wholesome to them.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

While sages, philosophers
and statesmen are trying to
solve the divorce problem, a
great many men and women
are going right ahead solving
it for themselves.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

How true is the saying that
all of US would like to live a
long time, bat DO one wants to
grow old.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

It was Bob lngersoll who
said, lit is better to smoke in
This world than the next" But
it is better not to smoke III
either.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

also convincing proof that the kidneys
and bladder are ont of order.
what 70 Do.
There is comfort i'll the knowledge 50
often expressed, that Dir. Kil1ners
Swamp Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulfi1ls every wish in curing rheumatism,
nairl IN tile back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part Of the urinary, passage.
II corrects inability to hold watei,
and sca1ding pain i'll passing it, or bad
effects following use Of liquor, wine OF
beer. and overconles that unpleasant he
cessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during tie night. The mild and
The extraordinary effect of SVvaiT1p=Root
Is soon realized. It stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
trcssing cases. If you need a medicine
YOU should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in fiftv-celit and one-do1lar sizes.
You may have a sample bottle and a
book that tells all z
about it, bothsent free
by mail Address DR.. 4; sss]
Kilmer & Co., Bing- @4sss -s $3.50
ha,ntoti, II. Y. When Home OF swamp-Ro0t
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember the
name, Dr.. Kilner's Swanp-Root, and
the address, Biilghanlton, n. Y.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

There is not much poetry in
a pone of corn bread, but there
are great solid chunks Of good
eating.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14
THE sun
Now Sells For cent, and can be had
Of every Dealer, Agent and
Newsboy at that
Prices

All subscribers IN District of Columbia,
Virginia, West Virginia, North and
South Carolina as we'll as those in
Pennsylvania and Delaware and
throughout the United States, can
get THE SUN by rail for | cent a
copy.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

The greatest trouble about
being broke is that everybody
tells you how it might have
been otherwise.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14


Mr.. EpIroR: 4 give you my observa-
Lion OF people gong to church, | have
seen and marked their going to and
divide them into six classes.
Some go to church just for walk;
Others 90 there TO laugh aud talk;
Some go their time to spend.
While other 90 TO meet friend;
Some go there aud doze and nod,
While Others go there and worship God.
his is my observation for
40 years and fear IT Will con-
finue tbs until Gabriel blows
bis trumpet,
NI y ~
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

Mr.. Roosevelt is in favor OF
an inheritance tax. So are
we, and we are also in favor Of
an Inheritance.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

The government has a
surplus Of $25,ooo,o 900. Uncle
Sam can buy all the Christmas
tricks he wants.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

II we were only as good as
we ought to be and as smart.
as we think we are-well, if
we were.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

The Topeka Herald is won
dering if the japanese want
The Philippines. Some one
must have been telling the
Herald that the japanese were
growing Eighty Commoner.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

The sweetest thing in the
world is a girl-if she hasn't
the toothache.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

People who marry for money
generally get what they deserve
nothing.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1906-12-14

A woman never loves a man
If she thinks no other woman
loves him.