The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-06-15
/ BULL AND A RED HVCETIV.
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wr,n walker taprei Tor assistance
,rl tsunotacy ran 10 his an He' Nern
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srtguol u lrfore SerEi Hun, WIN put
tho rrOaurrr down ~ a heifer, and reiusnded
Il IN me uuv coll Tho scandal hogan with
tho f'ar entry On the blo,ter which was
d.ro,cr,l Nv chief He'll, WIN has y friend
uha nns 70 child for whom one cows milk
has noor prescribed.
Ttr ,htcf told the friend 70 cctne around
anil 500 tho prisoner for the NOR ming and
evening milking until an owner WA found.
ne friend came with an expert and q pail
only 'o earn that the Fast Orange police
bad n1' lclrnei the difference bet ween a COW
and a bull.
Sergt Williams declared that az the desk
Wa between him and the prisoner he had
to take the word Of the %patrolmen when
they brought their captive in. That de-
fence may save the eergeant, but Fast
Orange wants to know what Walker and
Fennessey have to say for themselves.
As Fast Orange has no pound the bull
was Kept in the cell until Monday night.
when a young man wearing a red necktie
was brought in for trying to make all East
Orange and Brick Church as red as his
eravat,
The results were bad for both tne two
legged and the four legged prisoner. They
had adjoining compartments and the divid-
ing PARTITION was made of iron rods through
which the prisoners could zee each other,
The Young man saw the bull and tried to
think that he only thought he saw it and
that he would feel better in the morning.
The bull saw the necktie and knew that he
knew it was red. the bull being a total alb
stainer. He began to below and paw at
the bars. He kicked over his bucket of
water, which ran into the next cell, where
noon the young mar with the red tie yelled
for help and declared that he vas ahcat
in an open boat surrounded by sea lions
Cut it out, young fellow, said Sergt. Huff.
t - II L = Hurs n n1Nna~ 4 N-@-.l-
which is needed once in a very great while,
even in the Oranges. Cut out your yelling.
That's only a young bun. He can't get you.
Why, he's so mild that my partner thought
il was a cow"
so, bossy; so, now" continued the i'm
partial sergeant, stepping in front OF the
next cell to calm its OCCUPANT, too.
Say, Sarge, on the level now, is there a
real bull in there?'
Sure"
Sarge, femme go home, will you2 I
didn't want to go home when you put me
ke dead; r ow, this is worse than going home.
4 that isn't a bull, Sarge, say so, old man,
and IN stay right here, for If it isn't a bull
I'd see it anywhere. But II it is a bull, old
man, I'm going away from here right now.
Say, Sarge, n you put me in another
Cant do it, old mar; Only, got three
cells. You've got one, the bulls got one,
and a lady's in the other"
Sarge, can't l change places with the
hdy' Give her my compliments NOW
Nope. nobody but gentlemen in this
cell; nobody but aides in her CELL.
Say, Sarge, what is that third cell re-
stricted to-"
That's the miscellaneous department:
Sometimes it's dogs, sometimes a horse, and
once when a circus got away. while passing
through Brick Church we had a panther in
there"
Sarge, that pant hers in there now. It's
playing pinochle with the bull: I'm going
right away from here. There's the horse,
stay any longer. Well have one more
drink and leave the m~enagerie right OFF"
Can't get away now, boy. You'll have
to stick it out till morning
Say, Sarge. why can't that lady come
in here and let me go in her placer
Would the lady see the bull, sarge?"
Sure"
What a good time she's had. Sarge,
give the lady my compliments. Quick,
no more fooling, there are the cats. They're
NEEDING. Lemme out. See the panther
he's bidding, and the bull hit him with the
brick church. That's about all, Sarge, l
must go away from here now g.,
Here, have some more bromide, it's
most morning"
lnanRs, ola man, now one. On lue' vi,
o off, Of course we will. No, we'll
have it on the house later. That's right,
zee what the bull and the panther n
their friends will have.
oh. they won't drink anything. Well, |
give EN- a good cigar. See what the ladyN
have, Give me a horses neck this time.
Oh, never mind, II the bull wants a dogs
hose III take the same, a little more, gin
than stout and a brick church cocktail for
the cat.
Here's to you"
Then the young man dozed. Sergeant
Huff reached in and deity removed the red
he, gave the bull a little more OF the mash
that Detective Hector had mixed before
going on post and treasured the lady so
hat everything was peaceful till court
time, when the man with the red tie paid
a fine and got out Of pound and the bull
Vas transferred to Dick Coyne's stable
near by to be fed at Fast Oranges expense
Until the owner is found.
The critter has a brass tag o its ear
which reads: Brook Lawn farm