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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-11
CASUAL PHILOSOPHY


When you are looking for reward
make sure Of st by putting your hand
in your pocket and rewarding yourself
A woman will extract enjoyment
out Of anything II a man feels blue
enough about &C.
Some people are so homely that
they have TO wear a mask when they
look at their watch.
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Dignity Is what remains when all is
lost save honor.
There are men who spend more en-.
ergy hnancering to make SO than Il
would take TO earn a hundred
The price mark Is worn so conspic-
uously By some people that you feel
guilty TO be caught looking in their De.
rectlon.
o.
II it ever started to rain money peo.
pie would carry umbrellas, but they
would be turned the other way.
Tipping a walter doesn't make him
lose his balance
Some people speak three times be.
fore they say anything
n you are fond Of a high old time
buy a grandfather's cock.
Isn't Il surprising what a lot OF good
bargains are offered a man when he's
broke?
Money may not make the mayor go.
but It sometimes induces the police 90
move on.
The strongest moral argument 20
stop women from smoking cigarette {.
that Il spoils their complexion.
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when a boy Is willing 10 trade his
pocket knife for a red apple to givt
10 his teacher-that Is love.
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Why does a young man try to keep
on the right side OF his best girl when
he knows that her heart Is on the
left side?
Just thlnS now easy II Is for you to
deceive othrrs-<hen have another
thought as TO the ease with which
others may deceive you.
Next to having freckles a girl feels
the worst about a low instep.
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Once in a while a woman tells the
truth about her children, but not out
loud.
When a girr-haFTT5s an Old man for
his money she wears sanity look
10 make II Seem natural.
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4 man VINO has no more judgment
than 10 Try to show his son how 40
do a problem in geometry will try 10
stop a leak in the plumbing.
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Some people ask your advice for the
purpose OF worKing Il on on others as
original matter.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-11

Use a pure Talcum this spring and
summer. Ramsey's II pure and de-
llghtfully perfumed You get a full
pound package for Csc, Other Tai
Gums, II you prefer, 1Oc and Csc
C L. j. RAMSEY, Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-11

when you think Of good stoves you
naturally think OF Majestic Steel
ranges and Charter Oak cook stoves.
BIvENS. CoRHN 4 FRENSLEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-11

Some people ask your advice for the
purpose Of wornng It on on others as
original matter.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-11

4 man wno has no more judgment
than TO try to show his son how 20
do a problem in geometry will try 20
stop a leak In the plumbing.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-11

when n gin -maFTTes an Old man for
his money she wears sanity look
TO make II s5em natural.
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CHAINED 70 A CORPSE.
DoIefuI Punishment of the Ancient
 DupIIcated in Our Modern Life

noIas,l Punishment of the Anelents
 DuuIIeated in Our Modern Life.
 The Romans used to punish a. murr derer by chaiRing to ms noay ths corpse of his victim wherever ne went he dragged behind him the debris of his crime. the sleaSy cadaver, revolt ing thing that was once man.
 Every day you see people dragging around with them the corpse of their sins. They can't get away from them' And many of them have become so ln- innate with these oorpses that they oe- come eorpses themselves. The misery of these poor unfortunates has become constitutional with them. It fits them like an old shoe. They have become accustomed to it,
 And there are thousands of humans who are walking the earth today with corpses attached to them.-dyspepllc stomachs they can't get rid or. They have to get along the best they can with the stomachs they have. And me owners of said dyspeptic stomachs are to be found in every walk in life, suf- fering from some form of indigestion, first cousin to dyspepsia,
 They wear that forlorn appearance, their energy is at zero. nothing inter as+s them. and they interest no one, their faces are shrunk. their nerves are wilted and their shoulders sag. Are you one of the myralds who dandle and gratify their palates. at the sacri= Ace of their stomachs? Are you one of those who allow their sense to run riot eating too much, drinking too much, eating at the wrong time, eating the half cooked. the queer and the inn possible2
 Are you bIoated after eating, and imagine that 1t is your food that fills you? Do you have nausea when you look upon this or that. rebel at one thing and be hungry for 1t, too' at the same time? And have you got Whoie lot of other things the matter with vour stomach that you know about but nobody else does, and can't explain If so, you have dyspepsia, real dyspep- sia And the chances are you nave had 1t a long time.
 Your stomach is overworked, abused, fagged out. The gastric and digestive juices are weak, the muscles or the stomach are faded, and the whole busi- ness needs new life. 1t needs some thing which will take hold of the food ! as it comes in and do the digesting, and let your stomach take a rest 1 Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets do that very thing They contain most pow ] erful ingredient which helps the stom-
 ach in the process of digestion, cures
 dyspepsia, sour stomach, indigestion, | heart burn, eructations. acidity or fer 1 mentatiou. They invigorate the stom-
 ach. increase the flow of gastric juice.
 and 10 two-thirds of what the stomach
 would have to do without them. That I gives the stomach some rest, and a l chance to get right again.
 You will feel the change first in
 your mind and heart and then over l your whole body You'll feel rosy and
 sweet That's the object. You can get
 these effective little tablets almost anywhere on earth for soc a package 1 Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets is the
 name,
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wholly above ground, and not until July will it have passed the meridian in the early evening By that time all of the winter groups except Leo VIII have disappeared behind the sun Tn the west; four weeks later Leo will have also gone. and the complete change or the winter Into the summer sky Will be finished.
 Several of the faint. little known groups are new in excellent position for tracing out Many of these are very interesting, for example, Comelo- pardalis, or the Giraffe, which is long and struggling like it's namesake, has remarkable cluster of no less than ave double stars which the observer can find just west of Perseus at A. Fig. l. Just above Cancer is the Lynx, group so faint that the astronomer who nrst gave 1t its name observed that those who examine 1t ought to be lynx-eyed to see it. The little group hardly con tains A single nebula or cluster, but is remarkable for it's large number or double stars, one of these is at B, Flg. 1. and to the left of this there Is faint nebula-
 Just east of the Lynx Is the Lesser Lion. while beyond this. filling the spaee between the Greater Bear and Areturus, is the delicate Coma Beren- ices. or Berenice's Hair, beautiful group as of gossameFs spanglsd with dew drops. Among the Arahians 1t was the Pond into which their Gazelle was springing to escape the Lion, the GazeIle being the group known to us as the Lesser Lion. The whole western and southern part of the constellation
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Is filled with nebulas, though most of them are faint. One just southeast of C Fig. 1. is the Pinwheel Nebula, one of the pyrotechnics of the sky. Just to the weet of the star B Is a faint double star ID. which is remarkable because it lies almost exactly at the pole of the Milky Way.
 All of the faint stars that lie be- tween the two dogs, extending from the head of the Winter Snake to Orion. make up the constellation Monoeeros, or the Unicorn. This group was known to Che early Persians and to the Chi nese; if is chiefly remarkable for the large number of double stars and star clusters which it contains.
 The New Comets.
 The brightest comet of the year, which was discovered in the early morning of December 6, has now pass ed around the sun into the evening sky. During January and February 1t moved very rapidly eastward, reaching the constellation Cetus about the middle of February. During March 1t will move entirely across this constellation along the path, F, c, Fig. 1. In January the comet passed very near to the earth so that on January 2 1t was nearly
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sixty times as bright as at the time of it's discovery. Now, however 1t is very rapidly leaving us again and is only visible in the larger telescopes.
 The second comet that has recently been visible was discovered at Genoa on November 18th. The most remark able thing about this body was its ex- traordinary rapid motion. When first seen 1t was very near the North Pole, at H, Fig. l. three days later 1t had reached the point K in Cepheus, and in the course of 3 week it passed en- tirely across Cassiopeia and Andromeda to l. (Fig. i.) To those who had the pleasure of viewing the comet through a telescope Its rapid motion was very striking It could be seen drifting past the stars in its path, but four or five minutes being required for it to move entirely across the field of view. This comet passed so near to the earth that 1t was hoped its distance might be accurately measured in miles, and from this the distance from the sun to the earth in miles could be found. This is the great fundamental distance in
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CHRONIC cATARRH or THROAT
 T suffered with catarrh throat particularly suffered considerably result thereof for psrod
 SOUGHT CHANGE OF CLIMATE.
 Three years ago I forced to give up business and up nay the Western country, look relief in change of climate as well change in the method of treatment for my aiiment.
 RELIEF IN PE-RU-NA.
 After much expense. both here and in the West induced by friend to try Peruna. continued the of 1t for about five weeks at the end Of which Wm %s rsssRsa sMas ss wss sres sew Yorf cs
 USED PE-RU-NA IN HIS FAMILY. T used Peruna family with very satfsfac- results for the last two years Besides have re- commended 1t to all when I think are in need of 1t its a once. have never heard of any who have used it to be dissatsned with the results Frank w. Harris. box 2s, Basic City. Va, member A F. < A. M
 TYPICAL TESTIMONIAL,
 Mir J. H. GalIbraith, ssO West Second Avenue. Co- lumbus, Ohio writes;
 I sufferer of catarrh of the stomach and kidneys for years Doctors did me no good and cured My appetite returned sleep well and work every day. always have it in the house
 No remedy ever yet devised has received such nn. stinted euiogy from so many renowned statesmen and military men as Peruna
 We have file thousands of testimonials like those Of the array of endorsements Dr. Hartman Is re- oeivfng.
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 The bright winter stars are still with us, filling the whole southern and western part of the sky down to the very ground. The three most brilliant groups of all. Taurus, Gemini and Orl- on, which first appeared in the east last November, have been moving steadily westward and are now per ceptibiy nearer the ground than they were last month. They will continue for a few weeks to make beautiful the evenings of early spring, but for us their course this year Is nearly run, Soon they will sink below the ground in the west, and the brilliant heavens of winter will have changed into the far fainter summer shy.
 Already the first of the faint summer groups is beginning to appear, If the observer will follow eastward from the Twins, passing through the strange, faint little group known as the Crab, and past Leo, which Is the last of the winter constellations, he will see the end of the large faint summer group Virgo just emerging from the ground. As the weeks go by he will see that each evening this group is little higher up in the sky than the evening before, but not until May will it be
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ADMRAEs WORDS CARRY WEIGHT.
 Rear-AdmiraI Hiehborn Is one of the best Known adnnirals of statement concerning Peruna VIII naFs piueh weight as it goes out into the world
 What is echoed by many othef haVsi omeeis of high standing
 WHAT THE ADMIRAL SAYS Philip Hchborn, Rear Admiral United states Navy writes from Washington, D. C., as follows;
 aAster the use of Peruna short period, l ean aos ,yhe Is in need of invagorating tonicPhip HfehhoEn.
 AN EvERPREsEET FOE
 Ths soldier and the sailor especially subject to catarrh form or phase Exposed as they constant changes sun1,ssch thsy Te to various vcssitudes and all kinds or night they md catarrn 10 pc theiA most insidious everpresent foe
 In the barraeks and the field, FeFuna IS equahy ehicacious. . -...,.u. o...h ing cold
 PE-Ru-NA RELIABLE REMEDY.
 After a cold has established PeEnna VIII ii quickly any other reneay Even after cold has become setliea Sis of the body Peruna be relied upon to promptly ois pei will relieve whether acute or chrome hut few doses taken the first stages o tns SsSsss win be mo effective than when the assas9 nos Ps you suffer from eaarrh form do not neg. 1Act Nit Take Peruna at once Delays HI Suoh @''eis are dangerous.
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,,rion+est and most conspicuous evening ut ,s u 5,,,ing the month. Venus will siao siso be .kasily visible after sunset. hay a ..l obanged from a morning to an lus ,ns star on February lS. It is eseH,Ie sstsiu noovjng eastward across the 7 aopprtaIlation a pstlIIli Pisces; by the end of the ,,,nmtb it will be about one degree west of the bright star M Fig. |, se1tins about & D. in. In small teltseopg |, vii then be seen as nus, Ii,.d ''i ,'l ,lal .Sa ,,oon 'm" when about three days old
 'iiT Tbn ",V position of Neptune is also shown o, tba man. The other planets are not lisible in the early evening,
 Ni9ip'S III Eric Doolittle.
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small. On the average it is certain that a cubic foot of cometary matter weighs less than a cubic foot of the best so-called vacuum, which can be obtained in the air pump. It may seem strange that these enormously extend ed, inconceivably bright bodies can swing around the sun so rapidly as they do, but 1t must be remembered that in outer space there is no air or other thing to oppose their motion and break them up. It Is believed that
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s,,I.factory Bankruptcy.

into bapkruptcy among the Marawaris in t,,' India, now unhappily giving way to inc 1T, less less picturesque method of the !ah,,n u.ie n7,p when a man could not l<y n,T tnTs "t They were ushcred into a room in which the Thakur or household god
 was enshrlned. but eoverea up Wlth nI@fb and with the face turned to the ,,,ou Oio'1' in order that it might not wit
 ,sss inc scene that was to follow. The
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air burns them up before they can reach the ground.
 It is a very remarkable fact that as the brighter comets pass around the sun their tails always point nearly away from the sun, as shown in Fig U. The smallest particles of the comet are pushed away by the sun, but what the nature of the force which repels them is not known. It may be electrical or if may be due to the so-called light impact. The explanation both of this and of the cause of the faint light which the tails emit is yet to be found.
 The Planets.
 Jupiter is still in excellent position for observation and will remain the
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PE-Ru-NA A RELIABLE REMEDY.

though their average density is so small vet they are made up of countless sep arate particles which probably vary Tn size from grains of dust up to meteor ties weighing several tons The snow. srs oY shooting stars which come at f7xed dates each year are almost eer- tainly caused by the collision ot our earth with such particles which once formed parts of comets The neat caused by their friction with the upper
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astronomy; the measure in terms of which all other distances are express ed,
 The Nature of Comets.
 Beth of these comets were very un- like the popular idea of comet, be- ing merely faint, round. woolIy- locking objects. without any trace of a tall. as shown in Fig. 9 Nearly all of the comets which are discovered have this appearance though some of them are condensed and brighter at the centre as in Fig. 3. It is only rarely that a comet develops definite head and tail though the very bright comets usually do so.
 The size of even the smallest comets is enormous, their dimensions being ex- pressed in millions of miles This IS well shown in Fig. 4, which shows the head of the comet of 1858 compared in size with the earth. The little round dot 10 the right Is the earth, drawn in it's true size, and it will be noticed that 1t quite sinks into nsignificance in comparison even with the small part of the comet which is shown
 But though the comets are almost in conceivably large their weight is but
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E EEy ANNENZ5
FOR SENATOR.

hereby announce myeeif candidate foi State Senator from the twenty-eiGhth ais- srtcf. composed of the county of Moptgom- Ary. subject to the action Of the Democratic primary CHARLES n. TEASLET.
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FOR sENATOR.

I hereby annodncs myself a candidate for State Senator from the Twepty-eiEhth Dis frlct eoruposed of the County of Montgom- ery. sub feet to the decision of the Democrat iei Urinary. M B. HOUGHTON.
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FoR LEGIsLATUkE.

hereby announce nay candidacy for nom- tnatlon by the Democratic Party of Mont gomery County for Representative in the NS<F W, A. HAYNES
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FOR LEGISLATURE,

hereby announce myself candidate for the nomination for Member Lower House Alabama Legislature from Montgomery, Cointy subtect to the action of the Demo Srnfte Parry GASTON GUNTER-
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TOR s,r]NATOR.

hereby announce myself as candidate for the nomination for Senator. from tns goxnery County; subject to the action Of the W. A. HENDERSON,
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h.leCtrig lighted dining cars are oh ees 1 and q between Btrminghan and New VT leans, Lebanon and Cincinnati also on ,dI unii to between Montgomery and NashFll.S' Service d Ia carte -. s.ua1
 New and handsome chair ears tseats freel operated on trains, and 4 nstwesn SlnSsa Ssa /, nati and New Orleans. Htsh pack SsIiss coacbes and chair cars are also run on all through trains between CtncinnatL LoulsVi's and New Orleans. -..,,- ,....s
 Train No. carries through Pullmans from from ChioaRo Cincinnati and New York to New Orleans Also through day coach and sleep CT between St. Louis and MontgonierS through tourist Fleepers "a san Braneisco-
 Train No 8 carries through Pullmans from Cikcinnati and New York to New Orlea1ns and St. Louis to JseksonHilis; aiso leyyaae yvaa nesday and Saturday. via New Orleans and
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Enk LEtilsl.AIukE.

I am a candidate for the nomination for Member Lover House Alabama Legislature from Montgomery County. and ask the sup port of the Democratio voters at the coming norirnarv o. c. MANER-
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The nau who has once used Day n'. EertiIiEers will take no stock in the ..just as good. cAv,u
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FOR LEGIsLATpRE.

I heraby announce as q candidate for noininatIon as member of House of Repre- Montgomery, County. subject to the action of the Democratie Party:
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i7solvent would then, in garb of mourn
 ing. lie on the floor, presenting his back to his creditor. who. on a given signal would fall on him with shoes
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FOR TEGIsLATURE.

I hereby announce myself a candidate for Rspresantative in the Legislature from Montgomsry County, subject to the action Of the Democratic primary:
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and slippers and helabor him till their wrath was exhausted. Tue beating finished, honor was declared to be satis- fled all around.
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F0R IEGIsLATURE.

sT hereby announce myself a candidate for Renresentative in the LeEislature from MoTitRornary County. subject to the action SA e-'o ROBERT TAFT. -.
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Train No. carries through Pullmans from New Orleans to New York and Cincinnati neetion at Nashville with through sleeper to
 Train No carries through p,ur0.n sieepers from New Orleans to New Ydrt Cincinnati. Chicago and through day coach and sleeper Montgomery to St. Louis with out change.
 All through trains make close connection at Cincinnati, Evansville. St. Louis and New orleans for all points. North. South. East rates, routes and schedules consult ticket agents |, X R R.. or write or call on D. Linehan. T. P. A. 22 Commerce St Phone i4s5 Mont gomeTy. Ala, or s T. Sur. ratt. Union Ticket Agent,
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THE HEAVENS IN MARCH.
BY PROF. DooLiTTLE,
 Astronomer of the University of Pennsylvania

First the Faint Summer Grouphe New Comets The Nature of Comets
 The Planets. Etc
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SCHEDULE OF TRAINS. THE WESTERA RY. 0f ALA. AND THE 4. & W. P. R. R. Cine Vest rOint Route.)

TRAINS FROM MONTGOMERY: No. go from Montgomery connect at opelika with ing-car service on this train. No. 34 car ries through Pullman drawing-ro0m sleep Trains 40 and s4 are local
 CONNECTIONS FOR COLUMBUS. MA. from Montgomery connect at Opelika with O. of Ga. for Columbus Train a6 from iumbus, and if not more than thirty minutes late, for Columbus Macon and Savannah. Through sleeper at Opelika for Savannah. CONNECTIONS FOR MERIDIAN AND JACKSON: Train 39 from Montgomery yia ~'-N W. 0. HUNTER, 0. A. J, F. BILLUPs. c. P. A.,
 Atlanta. Ca.
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FOR SHERIFF.

I hereby announce myself a candidate for ehe nomination for Sheriff of Montgomery County. subject to the action Of tho Demo GEORGE M POWELL
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The Mature of Comets.

astronomy; the measure in terms of which all other distances are express Ad
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FOR LEGIsLATURE.

I hereby anno1nce myself a candidate foI RspFesentativs in the Legislature from MontgoTnery County, subject to the action ol tAs psia''' A''e WILLIAM L. MARTIN.
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hon LEoIsLATERE.

am a candidate for the nomination fol Member Lower House Alabama Legislatur from Montgomery County, and ask the sup mort of the Democratic voters at the comInI primary. F, B. MAsFiN.
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