The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1906-08-16

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May-Is he man you can trustf
Bess-oh. yes. Papa says he owes
everybody Judge.
Ostend-say. pa. how do they raise
political plumsf" Pa-By grating.
any son--Chieago Daily News
Church Is your lunch hourf
Gotham-Between twelve o'clock and
ave minutes later.-fonkers States
man
Yeast-Did he fall 10 make a sue
cess OF businessf Crimsonbeak-res
believe that Is why he failed-Yonk-
ers Statesman.
Neil-Oid Mr.. Gotrox says be would
die for me. Belle-Be careful He
may be stronger than be looks-Phiis-
delphis Record
de man dat thinks be knows II all. /"
said Uncle Eben. -ginerally turns ous
10 be victim Of misplaced confidence"
Washington Star.
First vermlform Appendix-Peopls
are trying TO get rid OF as. Second
vermiform Appendix-fes but We are
still In the majority
Kind Friend-Pardon me. bot
ought 10 tell you that Jones has run
away with your wife. Husband
(bored) But why run=Puneh
-In Sweden a plumber 4 called
vatteniedlngsentrepenof. He u. ehf
III bet be charges for the time whiis
be Is being called H. too."-Exehsns~.
Bella-so she's engaged al Last shs
seems likely 10 beat US all In the mat
rlmonial race. stella-fs; she Is On
her last lap this time.-ilinstrated
Bits
Kate-Millie says Jack tried 20 kiss
her and she called him down hard
Do you believe ~ Toni beileve that
he tried 10 kiss her. yesi-Detroit Free
Press.
Peppery-You don't mean 70 say
that you absolutely 10 nothingl choily
-Aw, don't even do that Ny man
attends TO ev'wything. you know
Philadelphia Press-
Pat-This Il a great COUNTRY. May
ANA. Mary Ann-fiow's thatl Pat
shure IN pa-apcrs ssz yea can boy
foive- dollar money order for three
Life.
waitsr-IIow did you order your
beef. sirf Personally. con-
found you I suppose I ought 20 have
ordered Il By mail two vseks In adj
vance. Cleveland Plain Deaisr.
Customer (ln rsstzurantl -wsitsr.
~ish you would bring me a msdiuns-
lone porferhouss steak srnothsF~d In
nushrooms- waiter Go coca )-chokt
ne with tho toadstoois = Miiwaukss
senfinsL
The rDllinx stons xathsrs nc
.os<." quoted tho man who had p~fes
zen outside his home ccunty. -rrue.-
.cioined the globe trotfsr. bat u 40
suir-s an snvisbIs POLISH "-Chicnes
Daily News.
Brown claims 10 have thu ro@t ~
auto In town why sol
Ionr SEE anything great about ~
Well. be says hs's had II q year. and
here are stiil two of the original
arts left
The Lawyer-ny the way. whst
ball we charge jerks for our services
D that case 40 won for hlm7 About
hirty thousandf His Pnrtner-Gr~af
colt man Isn't be worth more thza
bat Brooklyn Life
Gentleman With Crievsnee-This
nfo breaks down every tsu minutes
Dsaisr-Whst Of NJ
eutienan With Crsevsncs-rou azid
sers we're none better Conscientious
sIn't'-Puck-
"oh. JOHNNY said the Sunday
.hooi teacher. ''you mustn't take
lon~y from tho plsts. Why did you
y 10 DO such q thlnxY' Il tbought
Do said u was Ter the beath~n. and
aw SAYS I'm ooe.-Exchsn<s.
FIRST American MIIilonsire-whsfi IN
. world are you going over TO - all
. English csthsdrsis fort S~cond
msricsn Miiiionsire-l'm putting up
automobile stable. and I'm looking
r something handsome In de~iEn--
Re.
Woody declares his grsndfathr
~csndsd from one Of the greatest
uses In England -Ah. yes: I ala
ar q story about the old man fall
Z o0 . roof he was repairing oncs
= Lord somebody or other.--Phils-
lphis Ledger.
Farmer 0reen-say. Neixhbor Jones
ised such a big pumpkin that he cut
In half and made two cradles out
n for his twins City Bosrsier--
ats nothing. Down In the city we
.sn have three cops asleep on q
gle best--Exchange.
4 suppose you win marry when you
w up" said the visitor. PLEASANTLY.
o." replied the thoughtful little riri.
ANNA says papa IL more care than
children. 10 guess the care Of my
ldren will be enough for me without
care OF a husband --Chicnro
ening Post
quite Lame to-dayf
trice-Yes. VIII stood on my foot
two minutes last night. Patience
d you allowed it7 Patrice-I didn't
wv IT, Patiencc-Didn't know he
; standing on your foot7 Patrice-
didn't. He was proposing at tho
e.--Yonkers Statesman.
Pa" said little Willie. what ia the
ercnce between a magnet and a
xnateT "A magnet. Willie. is a me-
ic substance, generally OF iron.
ich will attract certain metals. but