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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-08
White Waists

At $2.75-Of linen or madras;
tailor-made, with plated fronts
At $3.50 of batiste. with
Valenciennes lace forming yoke,
and front daintily embroidered
long sleeves. -,
At S4.50-Of batiste, with yoke
of Valenciennes insertion and
embroidery, and trimmed with
Valenciennes lace. short sleeves
At S6-Of batiste; yoke of inl-
tation of baby Irish lace, anu
front plated; short sleeves:
At s7.5O-Of embroidered lawn;
full front, trimmed with Valen--
ciennes insertion; short trimmed
sleeves.
At $9-Of lawn. with yoke of
Valenciennes ins ertion. and
trimmed with lace and medal
ions; long sleeves with detach-
able cuffs. Others up TO S34.
Second floor. Tenth street.
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FOR CONSERVATIVES HOME

DR.. Ennis reports that he has received so as a
cift for the home from W. L. Vandu7or. OF i>ls-
sinrnee. Fla This was expended for Kitchen utel-
"a. en-. merchant making a discount of 10 per
cent on the purchase. The doctor has secured the
services Of q refined Southern woman as matrom
OF the home The box from the general once VIII
sro 10 FLORIDA next week. Will ali those who can
Contribute bed table linen, towels cutlery. etc,
Dease forward their gifts to the ofce as carry III
tFe week as possible? Muslin curtains Will be an
Acceptable gift It is the desire Of the SunSnliIe
members who have the home in charge 70 MAKE
Il as attractive possible
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MONEY RECEIVED.

The Arlington Junior branch MIS-. heHe "
r,tc,,.- ,resfdent has contributed 81 90 for the
Home for Consumptives, in Florida. This branch
gave SO so toward the Christmas fund' maklns
total gift of SsS for Sunshine purposes. me
c1ark's Falls Comm branch. Mrs. E. s Brq 4I
Toresi5eof has sent 81 the ConsuInptiVes rome
and 81 as T. s. S. dues Mrs. L B. Locke; s; anu
q n p o. of panwyflie n Y 81 for Sunshine work;
JaTy W Cocks Of Cornwall. % cents as dues
md G Dakin Of Florida, 10 cents
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r1rrrE ONES REMr2MBERED.

President of the T. S. s.: We wish TO thank you
- y,o,r contribution of sunshine little ones
r-bav are happy and Intelligent children. conse-
ouently will enjoy the little stories, as well as the
SSsn1ss and cIothiug Again thanking you and
wishing you the compliments of the season. I am
yeTv TssrectfulIy yours SISTER IN CHARGE
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OH liz " NV 'CN>@
price offering of children's beaut
Petticoats at 85e to So
Children's and Girls White
Petticoats of muslin and cambria,
with wide founces of plated
lawn, or ruff1es finished with lace
or embroidery. Sizes for 2 TO IS
years.
Drawers at $50 to 81
Babies, Children's and Girls
Drawers of muslin. cambria and
nainsook; embroidery or lace
trimmed; handmade button
holes; continuous facings. sizes
for 2 TO IS years.
Niqhteowns at CSC 20 So
Chfldren's and Girls Night
gowns of muslin, cambria and
nainsook; low neck and bell
sleeves, or high neck and long
sleeves. Many hand finished and
copied from French models.
sizes for . to Is years
DRESSES
At Csc to S5-Babies' Mother
Hubbard Dresses of Sea Island
nainsook or lawn, with hand
embroidered Jokes, or trimmed
with lace OF embroidery. Sizes
for 6 months to 2 years.
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RoR MoTrNrAIN CHILDREN.

VIII Master Ira Hedges WashburD please send
the bows magazine to Mrs. O. L. Castweli. OF
C-belan wash for the benefit OF the boys in her
branchq These voung people live fifty miles from
a raiIroad among the mountains of the Far North
81
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-08
WHY, FORWARD PAGES.

Mrs. ]. ]. Pharo. OF Philadelphia, will respond tc
Mra Farrswortf's request and send Woman
PAGES to Mrs j. Lyle, of Florida, through Jan
1,aIy and February. Mrs. Payne, Of Sag Aaroor
viii forward her pages TO Mrs Bennett, OF Exeter
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Never Was There Braver Array
| Of Muslin Undernear

Special offerings in the Base
ment:
EIpERpoWN ROBES
AT s2.75-Of figured or plain
eiderdown; full front and htted
back: collar and sleeves bound
with satin; with silk frogs and
girdle.
DRESSING sAcouEs
At 5Oc-Of eiderdown, in solid
coIors of red. pink or lght olue;
full front and fitted back, finished
with crochet edge.
SHORT PETTIcOATS
At 5Oc-Of white fannelette,
with hemstitched hem. or seal
Hoped ruffie.
with pink or blue silk fancy
stitching.
At S1-Of white fiannelette,
embroidered in pink or blue,
finished with scalloped edge.
NEW WAISTS
At $3.50, worth s2.25 10 S2.76-
OF madras or pique; tailor made.
with plated front, and trimmed
with pearl buttons.
MUSLIN UNDERWEAR
Petticoats of cambria; deep
fIounce of embroidery and hem
stitched plaits, or trimmed with
lace and insertion. At soc to
$50.
Niahtaowns Of nainsook or
muslin: high or low neck
trimmed with lace, embroidery
and insertion, or yoke of plaits,
and hemstitched plaits- At 3Sc
to 81.
Drawers of nainsook, cambria
or muslin: lawn ruff1e of hem
stitched plaits. or trimmed with
lace or embroidery and tnser-
tions. At Csc to 75c.
chemises of cambria or main
sock; trimmed with hemstitched
lawn ruffe: others with enbroid-
cry or lace: plain or trimmed
skirts. At CSC to S5c.
Corset Covers of nainsoek or
cambria: low or high neck
trimmed with embroidery, lace or
hemstitched plaits: tight-fittlng
or draw string at waist. At S5C
~ SIC Basement.
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WnI1n LIKE no Know.

Miss Blanchard, OF the Hill branch Brooklyn,
would like to know IL the man with cancer In the
go, Home has been supplied with fur cape
in response TO the request If not, she VIII fur-
nish one The Office has not been notiaed thet one
hiss been sent received.
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Children Share in the White Sale

focused on this wonderful. under
nj dresses and underwear:
At s1.75 to $3.50 = Babies
Hand made Yoke and Bishop
Dresses of fine nainsook, hand
embroidered, or with fine plaits
and Misunderstanding. Sizes for
S months to years.
At s1.35 TO S3-Babies' and
Children's French Waist and
Guirnpe Dresses of lawn: yoke OF
embroidery insertions. with fitted
bretelIes or berthas: skirts,
hen1med, or trimmed with ruft1es.
Sizes for ? to 5 years.
Second floor, Fourth avenue
And these to make keen. quick
buying in the Basement Store:
Babies White Dresses at soc,
worth Csc.
Babies Bingham Dresses at
SOC, worth 81.
Babies Pillow Cases at SOC,
worth 81 TO $3.50.
Children's Dresses at 81 to So.
Children's and Girls Guinapes
at SOC and Csc, worth 75c and 81.
Childgen's and Girls Petticoats
and Nightgowns at Soc.
Basement.
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A BEAD LOOM.

I nurse in a sanatorium in Connecticut would
IKE to receive bead loom. Has any memner one
TO pass on?
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This Stirring Neevs From
Tn e Linen Store

Towels
Very fine hemstitched Hucka-
back Towels; fully bleached. with
pretty damask borders; SO 81
In. Towels which We count ex-
cellent value at 40c, now at 2oc
each.
Splendid hemstitched Hucka-
back Towels, with pretty dam
ask figures running all through
the towels: 24x44 in. SOC each,
worth 75c.
Fine hemstitched Huckaback
Towels. with pretty woven I'M
tiaIs in both ends Of towels;
2Ox39 in. To be found only at
Wanamaker's 25c each.
Napkins
400 dozen very fine double satin
damask Napkins. % inches
square, in the most beautiful de-
signs we have ever seen At
S2.75, $3.50 and S3.75 a dozen,
worth $3.75. SIS and $3.50.
24-inch fine quality Irish Linen
Napkins: beautiful designs: at
$2.85 a dozen, worth $3.50.
22-inch fine quality Scotch
linen Damask Napkins; ten
choice designs; satin finish; at
S2.75 a dozen, worth $3.50.
Table Cloths
10S 2x21s- yard double damask
pattern Cloths; Irish manufact-
ure. choice design; worth $3.50,
at S4.25 each.
Dan,ask by the Yard
$50 pieces 67-inch satin finish
Irish Damask. fully bleached:
nine new designs; at 55c and 75c
a yard, worth Csc and 9Oc.
Third floor.
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$3.50 to $3.50 Table SEES
At $3.50 a SET


900 fine knotted fringe Table
Sets Of fine satin damask-some
plain, others with row of open
work; others with beautiful
colored borders. and still others
in solid colors. Cloths are 2x .
yards. 2x2E yards. 2x3 yards
and 2x31s yards: all the doilies
are Is inches square. These
sizes include the fringe. These
sets always sell at from $3.50 to
$3.50 a set. For the White Sale
we give you choice of any size
for $3.50 a set. Not more than
three sets to a buyer. All sets
nicely boxed Basement.
Crash
1000 yards short lengths Of
BIeached and Unbleached Crash:
all linen; Il and 10 inches wide
Worth lie and 12c, at Sc a yard.
Napkins
1917 inch fine and heavy all
linen full bleached Scotch linen
Damask Napkins, at S1.25 a
dozen, worth $165.
20 and 22-inch fine Irish satin
Damask Napkins; new designs;
at S1.2o and S1.35 dozen, worth
$50 and $40.
Basement, New South Building.
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Muslin Underwear

Niohtaowns Of nainsook or
cambria: high or low neck,
trimmed with embroidery, Valen-
ciennes lace and insertions. hem
stitching and ribbon. At Sl.26
to SIS.
Drawers Of nainsook, cambria
or muslin: with ruff1e Of en-
broidery, or trimmed with lace
and insertion, or plaits, hem
stitching and ribbon AT S6c to
$500.
chenises Of nainsook or cam
brio: trimmed with embroidery
F.. and medallions. or lace and in
sertions, and ribbon; plain or
trimmed skirt. 81 to IS.
Corset Covers of cambria or
nainsook; V, square or round
neck, trimmed with hemstitched
plaits. embroidery. or lace and
insertions, and ribbon; tight
fitting, or draw-string at waist
At 81 to SIS.
Petticoats of cambria, lawn or
nainsook: deep ruffie of hem
stitching and plaits, or trimmed
with embroidery, Valenciennes or
torchon lace and insertions At
S1.75 to $40. Second floor.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
Gate In a Tree Top.

A tall forest tree with a barnyard
gate swaying gently to and fro among
the upper branches is the curious
object to be seen along the big Cone
WACO creek in this county, says dis
patch from York, Pa. The tree grows
on the bank of the creek near the
village of Kunkles Mills, and the re-
gion is a popular retreat for campers
and outing parties.
In the year of the Johnstown flood
heavy, protracted rains had swollen all
Pennsylvania streams. The Cone
WACO creek, like the death-dealing
Conemaugh, became a roaring torrent.
Among the wreckage carried along
was the gate. 1t became entangled
in the branches of sapling. When
the waters receded the gate chung to
the sapling high above the water
line. The sapling has since grown to
be a towering tree, and the gate with
the growth of the tree has risen
steadily, until now it is seventy feet
or more above the bed of the creek.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
MILK PAIL SAVES LEGISLATOR.
His Little Son Cast Reflection Into
Eyes of lnfuriated Bull.

Representative Timothy E. Town
send, a prominent union republican
member of the Delaware legislature,
owes his life to the action of his IL
year old son Fred in casting the re-
Election of a bright milk pail into
the eyes of an Infatuated bull that
attacked and gored him. Mr.. Town
send is a farmer and cattle dealer
near Frankfort, Sussex county, and
it was on his farm that the affair
occurred.
The legislator was being trampled
when his little son saw his peril. The
boy seized the milk pail, the only
thing handy, and rushed to his faith
er rescue. AS the sun was shining
brightly, the pail proved more effec-
tive than q gun or pitchfork. The
reflection made It look to the bull
like ball Of fire. Young Townsend
realizing this and with rare presence
of mind, turned the reflection into
the eyes of the bovine. The animal
Immediately became terror-stricken
and actually ran from the. Enclosure.
Mr.. Townsend will recover.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
THE STORY.

YER since the appointment of the
20 elders over the children of
Israel, there had been trouble brew
ing in the camp of Israel, for Mir
lam did not propose to be thus
set aside" as she put it, without pro-
test Secretly she cherished the hope
that Moses plan would not work, and
sought every opportunity of discred-
iting the men chosen by Moses. She
was indignant that Moses had ig-
nored both herself and Aaron in the
matter.
She rather suspected that he had
thus chosen to follow the advice of
Jethro, his father-in-law, without con-
sulting her, because he understood her
prejudice against his foreign wife and
her people, and feared that if he
asked her advice-as he should have
done, she thought-she would have
opposed the scheme. And what proved
irritating to her beyond measure, were
the insinuations which had been
thrown out by many of her intimate
friends that she and Aaron did not
seem to have much to do now" AS
much as to say that they were no
longer to be reckoned as factors in
the leadership of Israel.
In this way she had nursed her al
legged wrongs and they had grown
under this encouragement until at last
she became convinced that she must
assert her rights. She found Aaron
quite in sympathy with her feelings,
and ready to aid her in any plans she
might wish to adoptto counteract Moses
influence and authority with the peo-
pie. They realized that they could
not openly attack the new plan Of
administration under the elders, and
as they searched Moses record they
found there was nothing they could
point to in his leadership which had
been unwise or indiscreet.
Everything was all right until the
coming of this man Jethro," exclaimed
Miriam, more than ever annoyed be-
cause Of the failure to discover q
flaw in Moses career.
what right has this uncircumcised
foreigner among us anyway, and why
should he have voice in the affairs
of Israeli" responded Aaron.
HAS not God said that the children
of Israel shall not marry into the
heather nations about them?" asked
Miriam, a sudden inspiration coming
to her. WAS it not wrong that our
brother should have taken a wife from
among these foreigners? A fine ex-
ample he is for the rest of Israel
Here, surely, is where we may have
just cause against him."
An approving nod from Aaron, and
Miriam continued:
SHOULD not Gods laws be obeyed?
Is it not our duty to force Moses to
put away this abomination from
among us?"
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
LEFT HIM WITHOUT FEELING.
Remarkable Effect of Operation for
Tic DoIoureux.

"The red-hot WIRE" said the electri-
clan, burned the mans cheek till it
sizzled and smoked Yet he never
moved out of the way. He continued
to laugh and joke and pull on his clay
pipe, and the smell of burning rose
into the air. l pulled him to one
side.
"'Would you stand there l said,
and be burned to death?'
WAS l burning? he said, with .
scared look. And he put his hand
to the side of his face-the wrong
side Was it possible that he couldn't
feel that horrible hurt? Gentlemen,
that man had no feeling in his face
whatever. He told me that he had
been operated on for tic doloureux,
and the operation, while it cured
the tic, had left his face dead to all
sensation. l had often read of tic
doloureux in English novels, but l
thought it was trifiing disease. This
chap said it was facial neuralgia so
painful that 80 per cent. of its victims
either went crazy or killed themselves
in the past, but now there is an OPP
Grafton that gives relief. Every VIC
tim of tic undergoes the operation.
Hence there are a lot of people walk
ing the earth with no feeling in their
faces. The condition is a dangerous
one, because you are liable to get
hurt without knowing it,"
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
Inebrietv and Eatinu of Fruit.

There is but one sure cure for the
drinking disease or habit, and that is
the simplest of all. The cure consists
in eating fruits. That will cure the
worst case of inebriety that ever af-
fiicted a person. 1t will entirely de-
stroy the taste for intoxicants and
will make the drunkard return to the
thoughts and tastes of his childhood.
No person ever saw a man or woman
who liked fruit and who had an APP
petite for drink. No person ever saw
a man or woman with an appetite for
drink who liked fruit. The two tastes
are q. deadly enmity with each other.
and there is no room for both Of them
in the same human constitution. One
will surely destroy the other.-What
to Eat.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
Foruetfulness Spoiled Life.

A tragic history has just come to
light in Paris by the discovery of a
letter which was never mailed. If it
had been, a bachelor would have been
saved from a lonely life. Twenty
years ago, at ball, young man met
a young woman and fell straightway
in love with her. Though the young
woman's looks signified that the pas
sion was mutual, the young man had
not the courage to declare himself,
but went home and wrote a letter
instead. Days passed; no answer
came. The young man Gespaired,
grew disguised with life, and thence
forth lived a sad, solitary life. Lately
he died, a bachelor still. His heirs
went through his papers, and there
among them was the famous love
letter. He had forgotten to mail it.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
WAS NOT PLASTER.
MEN HAD MADE
SLIGHT MISTAKE.
Origin of Pungent Odor Which Had
Called Forth SuIphurous Re-
marks Explained When
Farmer Called.

During the constructor of station
on the line of one of the principal rail-
roads of the Pine Tree state the
building had progressed to the point
where plastering was the next thing
necessary, and the contractor in
charge feared that, owing to the
length of time required for drying,
work within the specified time.
An official of the road, who CHANGED
to be in the vicinity, directed him to
use adamant as substitute, which, as
all builders knows, dries very rapidly,
and though none of the men were ia
complied with the suggestion, and
on order was dispatched post haste
for a generous supply.
The following morning two men and
team were detailed to meet the
train at the freight station above.
In a short time they returned in tri-
umph with a score Of large sacks
filled with grayish brown ingre-
dent, and the foreman felt that the
situation was saved.
The work of plastering was soon
briskly under way, but during the
forenoon a powerful and inexplicable
odor seemed to fill the air, growing
more and more dominant as the day
advanced, until by afternoon the
fumes were almost insufferable, and
the language of the men became as
pungent as the atmosphere. All sorts
of theories had been advanced to ac-
count for it's presence, but it was
not until the plastering was finished
and the men had gathered at the door
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28

for a little fresh air that one Of
them volunteered the opinion that the
source of the trouble was in the
wall
Just then an old farmer of the vi
cinity pulled in his steed in passing
and accosted them:
Say" he drawled, "hain't none Of
you fellers seen nothing of no bags
of fertilizer up at the station, hev We?
Cause if We hev-"
But his closing words were drowned
in the roar of laughter that went up,
and the origin of the mysterious odor
was a mystery no longer.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
N.w Guinea's "Bird of DEATH"

In New Guinea there is said to be
a yenomous bird called the bird of
death" 1t is about the size of a
pigeon, with tail of extraordinary
length ending in tip of brilliant
scarlet. 1t has a sharp, hooked beak,
and frequents marshes and stagnant
pools. The venom with which 1t In
oculates is distilled in set of organs
which lie in the upper mandible, just
below the openings of the nostrils.
Under them, in the roof of the mouth,
Is a small feshy knob. When the
bird sets it's beak in the flesh of a
victim this knob receives pressure
which liberates the venom and inocu-
lates the wound.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
sERMoNETTE.

SERMONETTE.
This twelfth chapter Of Mum.
bers is one for the Christian to
study with prayerful heart
searching, for among the Lords
servants to-day there is much
Of jealousy; much Of spiritual
pride; much Of unhoIy criti-
cism. Strange that such a dark
chapter could be written con-
corning Miriam and Aaron, and
strange that to-day there are
similar dark chapters in the
lives of Christian workers. How
often is the coming of Christ's
kingdom hindered by the jeal-
ousies among those into whose
hands the work has been COM
mitted. jealousy of another's
position, or authority, or abiI-
ties, or success, or methods, is
allowed to find Judgment in the
heart. Then does the jealous
heart look with critical eye, and
it is not long ere the tongue is
busy with the unhoIy, unkind,
unjust criticism. Oh, the harm
which one Christian can do the
cause of Christ. The swift
judgment of God may not de-
scend upon such as it did upon
Miriam, but it is not because
the sin is less heinous or mex
cusabIe in his sight. But some
day when we see face to face,
and all things are revealed, then
shall we know what our jeaI-
ousy, what our spiritual pride,
what our unhoIy criticism Of
another have cost.
But there is a bright and pre-
cious side to this dark chapter.
If we see Miriam and Aaron at
their worst, we see Moses at
his best. 1t is here that God
testifies of Moses that he was
livery meek, above all the men
which were upon the face of
the EARTH" Not the meekness
of weakness, but that holy, God
like, God-fearing meekness that
could refrain from Fighting
back" that could trust God for
vindication; that could forgive
with that forgiveness which led
to prayer for those who had
despitefuIIy used him. If we
need to learn the wickedness Of
jealousy, of spiritual pride, of
unhoIy criticism, we need also
- learn the bIessedness Of
meekness, of patient waiting for
the triumph of the right, of God
like forgiveness.
There is a difference between
Jealousy of the Lords work,
and jealousy of the Lords
worker.
When jealousy comes in, zeal
for the Lord goes out.
SANDER and bsckbiting tread
close on the heels of jealousy.
To be "meek as Moses" one
must have fellowship with God,
faithfulness for God, faith in
God and forgiveness like God.
There need never be any con-
fIict among the Lords serv-
ants as to preferment, or work
to be done. Read the twelfth
chapter of First Corinthians, es-
peciaIIy verses as, %.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
Morris Chair Of Stone.

Did the prehistoric dwellers upon
Long Island manufacture and use
stone chairs, and especially stone Nor
ris chairs? Such is the problem =.
Reeve. of Echo, near Port Jefferson,
L. l., has set himself to solve.
Mr.. Reeve, while digging in the
earth near his home discovered a
large stone chair. He had it placed
upon a stone sled and dragged to the
ton of a high bluff just west of his
house, where he planted it on the
ground. 1t commands splendid view
of Port Jefferson harbor, far below.
Mr.. Reeve says that some cushions
are all that is needed to make the
chair as comfortable as any he ever
occupied.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
Famous Dinner Reproduced.

At a cookery exhibit lately held In
Paris, an interesting feature was the
reproduction of a dinner offered to Ma
poleon l., exactly 100 years before by
Prince Talleyrand, his famous foreign
minister. 1t was an elaborate re-
past for 26 persons, and the original
menu of 1906, prepared by Talleyrands
famous cook, Careme, was faithfully
followed. The pots and pans used, and
the table upon which the dishes were
prepared, were actually the same as
used at Talleyrand's house, century
ago.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1906-09-28
He Fills the Bill.

1.-THE man who wins my admira-
tion," said the serious girl, must be
one who can stand firm in his con-
victions in the face of ridicule, oppo-
sition and personal danger"
Il see," said Miss Cayenne. Your
ideal is a baseball umpire. WASH
ington Star.