The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-09-04
With the Long Bo1u
-"Eye natures walks. shoot folly as It files"
Our Horny Hand of Toll Read by a Palmist and Our
DARK Mysterious Future Peered Into--Three or
-Four Affairs of the Heart Journey, the Coal Bill,
and Great Future Fame Promised Us. ~

PIANIST, who peers mysteriously into your
u little delicate, pink palm and tells you that You
4 going to take a long journey and that you
have but sixty years more to live, took horny
handed fright" the other day and surprising
network of Marian canals indicating that Fate has
been laying in the path several redhot quarters for
barefooted future to step r. f.
First and foremost the lifeline away round
under the base of the thumb and attempts to climb
the back of the hand This sized up good for
eighty-fve years for us, indicating clearly that we
have sixty long happy years to watch the growth
of Minneapolis Our own private Interpretation Of the
line is good for 1873 years-and then some Any
who is cheated out of his life at eighty in the
very dawn of understanding, when he is merely be-
ginning to find out how to live, has protest coming
At eightyfve, a just begins to see before and
after and to sigh for what Is He has struck balance
between playing tag with little Lulu and tagging SUI
peruou on the depot platform waiting for the fast
IN. B.. Notice that we say "depot' and not
"staHon.'' In the zoos they all said "depot'' and
what good enough for the fathers is good enough
But to go back to the palmist lady. A careful
study Of the lines showed long and epoch making
Journey This is doubtless Bryanesque trip around
the world tho we cannot at present see the clear
to get sight Of the animals at Minnehaha before
they die Of old age The palm IS wrinkles also indicate
three four soulful affairs de No guarantee
goes with this Italian But these lines are located
where the hand doubles itself, Of course it must
wrinkle or crack And it chooses to wrinkle it is
hardly fair to lay these wrinkles fate We also boast
lines but they do cross the
life line they are said to have little influence with
father.
At the foot of the mount Of something the name
Of which do not recall is deeply cut This
shows that to do warm stunt with fame and
that our is likely to be household word in the
fourth ward. 49, .-.
And so 1t goes. How foolish of people when they
hold the future in their hands not to look at those
hands to what Fate has dealt them.
@4
Did you ask why the price Of coal has been put up
to the top notch7 None Of your business. If you
want the coal, 60 and buy it, If not shut up and
freeze.
The automobile ward at the insane asylum at
Rochester Is full and can accommodate no more
inmates At present several of the automobile pa
tients are being accommodated in the garage. The
ward Is kept smelling Of gasoline by saturated rags
hung up. When the odor goes below certain point,
the patients become uneasy and quarresome A ten.
dency Of the patients that has to be counteracted is
desire to seize the piano and throw themselves and
it down the lighwel They have idea that this is
an automobile wreck and enjoy it amazingly Already
two grand pianos have been totally wrecked but are
kept for the patients to crawl under with monkey
wrenches This simple exercise gives them much
pleasure. 1t is thought the next Legislature NAV
build an autoasylum "A T R