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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Mrs. Bill Doolfttle thinks it would be
cruel to pass a law to prohibit water
ing stock Just think how the poor
dumb brutes would suffer- she ar
CUES.
Mr.. Burton is evidently making an ar
gument for the defense in his wheat
belt speeches.
If the weather bureau will not take
1t as encouragement to turn on the hot
water faucet, this department would
again call attention to Topeka's fine
summer resort weather.
X
A Topeka man fears his boy will de-
velop into a regular Stubs, judging
from his ability in asking questions.
~ y
The reign of Reno. Nevada, in the
dispatches did not last long. The Corey
divorce case was OF too brief duration.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
HVMOR OF THE DAY

last you saw hlm?''
How did you recognize him?,
mel. - y ''''N7s e'7ii1'7
Isn't Maude's new hat a perfect
right a EXCLAIMED 1sis the blonde girl.
49, A WI Inc worst I ever saw said
n. Weonder where she bought it2" queried
pick it out answered she of he cIlocs 20
iates' triumphantly.-Tit-B
i should say DO do me iA''n cure
Had practical demonstration, eh?"
atism and it cured all the faith I had
Cleveland Leader
ons TB9t english rs friend Of rather
proper to call a spade a spade
On! you're mistaken there He in
yyariably calls it spide'. Philadelphia
st What started old Pinehapenny 10
=, He wants to cultivate a new sense so
Some people are more skinned against
than skinning.-Life.
Shell suppose you read a great deal
He-No; haven't time You see. I'm =
book reviewer.-Philadelp Record
Towne.-.Whenever you hear a politician
declare that every man has his rrfce''
you may rest assured that he's one
Browne--Not necessarily He NAV sirn-
u be calling attention to the fact that he
hasn't got his yet.-Philadelphia Press
What. my friend" Mechanically. de-
Inanded the Hon. Thomas Rott, does the
Old Party stand for?"
Wei. you. for one thing" replfed .
hall.-Puck. ms
Are you in favor of free alcohol for
Yes answered Col. stilweu NJ E.,-
lucky But to be perfectly candid ana
not nisiead you. I ought to add that 7
consider a competent mixer of beversra|
an artist. w ashington Star
II say: old chappie. how on earth do
these astronomer fellows ever manage ~
predict eclipses, v know2'' -
They hey buy an almanac and look EN- I'D.
Bah JoveT'-Cleveland Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the Atchison Globe.i


some people always take advice from
a stranger.
You may think you are all right, but
keep it to yourself
If YOU are naturally rude it's pretty
hard to disguise the fact.
How patient many people are. III spite
of disagreeable burdensl
Are you SO conceited that you be-
lieve people never talk behind You
back?
Some people quarrel over croquat. In
need. crouuet is one of the dangerous
games, as every player has a rrallet.
Watch your side issues; don't give
them so much attention as to ruin your
main issue. which makes you a living.
In the average house when fathel
takes up the cream pitcher the women
folks hold their breath for fear lie will
drain It.
Somehow. that popular wedding song
Beloved, it is Morn doesn't appeal 10
US because it hasn't an alarm clock at
tachment.
.rm not the sort of man." said a
man today, while trying to get his name
in the paper, who is always trying to
get his name in print"
Is It possible that men are more mod
est than women Men like to lie cool,
but did you ever see one display his
hairy breast by means of a see-more
waist?
We know an old lady of 20 who Is
good deal more of an angel than any
girl of Is. The old lady hasn't much
OF a figure and she isn't very band
some but she is good all the way
through.
We have long thought a certain man
is making mistake. This morning he
spoke" to US. and said: DO you know,
I fear you are making g mistake" we
were too polite to bother him, but NJ
wasn't too polite to bother US.
There is something funny about thu
demand fashion makes for special tu-
tomobile f7nery. No one riding IN an
automobile has q chance to show his.
OF her, clothes: They ride so fast they
are only blur to the spectators. The
real need of fine clothes Is felt by those
who ride through town On a slow mule.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
FRON OTHER PENS
PERSONALLY CoNpUCTED


The most curious feature of Colonel
Bryan's Homecoming is revealed by the
publication of his letter to the commit
tee having, as it thereby appears. NOM
inal charge of the New York banquet
of the Commercial Travellers Antitrust
association at which 1t is planned that
he shall be the honored guest. The let
ter discloses the fact that not only has
he laid down the requirements in &C
cordance with which the ceremonies and
procedure of the reception to himself
must be arranged, but also the program
in detail must be submitted to and for
mally approved by him before it can be
regarded as official and binding MI
Bryan is evidently taking no chances in
the celebration of his homecoming. AT
any rate the solicitude which he mani
tests shows how important he regards
the occasion. The country likewise
should take notice that the proceedings
will have all the authenticity of a per
sonally conducted enterprise.=Omaha
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Full TEEAsEsTs WIRE RTPoRT
OF TIE ASSOCIATED PRESS
HOME NEWS WHILE AWAY.

Subscribers Of the state Journal
sway during the summer may have
fae paper mailed regularly each day
70 any address at tho rate of ten cents
. week or thirty cents month Soy
mail OnIy). Address changed as often
Is desired. while out Of town the
state journal VIII be 70 you ike
daily letter from home.
Advance payment IS requested on
thess snort dine subscriptions, TO save
bookkeeping expense.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

that they were caused by a great
calamity sent by Providence, which
could not be guarded against, and
against which its policies did not in
sure. It is up to the various insurance
superintendents to IRE the Transat-
lantic Fire Insurance company.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
A SONG or LOVE

Love laid his two eyes on rssy hands
and straightway 1 was strong;
lie hetd my eyes within his eyes
lhag they might see no wrong;
Ills kisses fell upon my lips
and LETT them filed with song.
me meanest task my hands may do
TOR Loves sake now is meet:
ne meanest thing my eyes may see
grows wondrous and complete,
ana since my songs are all of him
tney surely must be sweet
Inf.eodosia. Garrison in Woman's Home
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

1t is alleged that Mr.. Hearst will re-
ceive Tammany's support for the Dem
ocratic nomination for governor of
New York, if he will, when elected.
Dust Mayor Mcclellan as mayor OF
sew york This may help Mr.. Hearst
Ind It may not.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Mr.. Bryan will sound the keynote
for 1908 when he gets home on August
80. Isn't Mr.. Bryan afraid somebody
win switch the key on him inside Of
two years2 That's long time to hang
on to one keynote.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
THE WAY N RUSSIA.

In Russia. if an editor refuses to
print machine-made editorials or
prints any of his own that the machine
doesn't authorize, his office Is nailed up
and he is thrown into prison. All of
which makes Kansas editor think he
lives in a pretty good country
Jewell Republican.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

We note that war has broken out
among the circuses. But how does
that help the small boy to get under
the canvas without carrying water to
the elephant?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

The Washington Post continues to
publish the quotations OF the Wash
ington cattle market" It was sup
pose that there was no market for the
common herd in Washington after
congress adjourned
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Various opinions have been ex-
pressed concerning Russell Sage. but
the newspapers appear to agree on two
points: That ne missed a lot of fun in
this world and that he failed to take
any car fare with him into the next.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

An Iowa woman set thirteen incu-
bators with 24o eggs each a few weeks
ago. and two thousand chicks made
their appearance on a single day That
left over 80 dozen fresh eggs to be
sold at the grocery store. Nothing IN
lucky about that "13."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
REFLEoTIoNs O. a BAcHE1on.
LFrom the New York Press.1

lfTom Inc new YORK Press.
Red hair never seems to wear out
When a man won't pay his bills
promptly people suspect he is rich.
When a boy understands music Il is
sign some one VIII have TO support him.
It's the girl that snuggles up to a matt
that makes him sure there is no need af
brains in love AFFAIR.
A woman who hirth gets mad with Der
husband for doing the same thing, Boz
cause she knows how Tar she goes, BUS
has to guess how far he goes.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

1t is announced that the government
prosecutors have forged a complete
chain of evidence against the Stand
ard Oil omcials." It is to be hoped
that there is no immunity link in the
.Easr.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

That Maryland sheriff who got ahead
of a mob by hanging the negro first,
certainly beat the mob; but it would be
interesting to know what the negro
thinks about it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

The congressional campaign commit
tee is soliciting dollar subscriptions from
the rank and file of the Republicans
win it accept a dollar from John D.
Rockefeller or the insurance companies?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

since Mrs Grace L. Snyder has been
elected president of the North Central
Kansas Editorial association, Henry
allen concludes that the men up there
believe in letting the women do the
work. Well. the new president is able
~ do II All right
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Speaking the those Changed condi-
ditions'' that Governor Hoch has men
toned. just consider Mr.. Bryan visit
ing with King Edward Ten years
ago Mr.. Bryan wouldn't have asso-
ciated with a king under any circum-
stances
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
KANSAS COMMENT


WHERE THE FAULT LIES.
The enthusiasts contend that the
primary system would eliminate all the
Questionable features and make poll
tics and politicians pure and undehleds
They say it would put the hxers and
nanipulators out of a job and do many
other things that would accrue to the
lasting benefit of the great common
people. This paper doubts the extraV-
agant claims. of course, as any person
must who has had experienced with
cure air remedies. The people have
suffered so long from rotten politics
that they are willing to try almost any
old medicine on the market but we
anticipate widespread disappointment
in the curative qualities of the primary
system. The old convention method
may have Its faults. but most Of them
could be easily remedied If the people
took a proper interest at the right
time The fault is not with the system
1t is with the people who neglect TO
exercise the perogative Of citizenship
The Sentinel is not very wise in the
ways of politics, but the reformers will
have to produce something more allur-
ing than the primary system before
this paper will have any fits or show
the righteous Indignation it has care
fully boarded for spectacular occa-
sions.-Gaylord Sentinel.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
A CPvTNc NEF0

Now that the chinch bug seems TO
have disappeared, won't Professor Snow
proceed to discover a parasite that will
fasten itself in millions on Mr.. Chigger
and put him out Of business Mime
apolis Better Way.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

The Hartje case in Pittsburg is be-
ginning its sixth week. and the dis
patches say WEAKNESS pervades the
court room. All the alleged love let
ters have been read and the witnesses
are now only telling how they were
-foIar
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
FOR TNCLE IOE-

OF all the candidates suggested for
president in 1908, the editor of the
non in the White House than any of
them. For four years, while an en-
ploye of the house of representatives,
we watched Uncle Joe closely. To
start with he is the impersonation of
honesty. No man in the United States
knows all the intricacies of every de-
partment of the government as well as
he. And he knows the whole country
and the needs of every section of it.
His Republicanism is of the Simon
pure. His ability is unquestioned.
With Cannon as the standard bearer in
1908, there would be no question what
ever about the success of the Repub-
Hcan ticket.-We ellington Mail.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
GRIM HUNOR.

After urging death for Stoessel the
Russian commission Of inquiry recon-
mends a -reprimand" for the arch
bungler Alexieff. thus imparting
touch of playful humor to its report
Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Just as soon as John D. landed on his
return from Europe the price OF crude
oil dropped three cents a barrel Prob
Ian. How much did the trip cost?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

President Roosevelts vacation has
hardly begun but so far he has chop
ped down two trees saved one hay crop
from a wetting and slept one night on
the ground under a drenching rain. If
this keeps up the president will have
a jolly rest.-Dighton Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

II the Pittsburg minionaires con
tinue the way they are now going, the
handwriting expert trade ought to be
extremely profitable some Of these
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

The ."oldest woman" has died again,
this time in Indiana. The oldest
woman" has a habit Of dying just
like the rest Of US.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
OR ACCUSTOMED 10 THEM.

Russia IS Irenblln8 on ne DRINK Of
another crisis. One might almost be
justified in supposing that Russia must
be almost out of Drinks by this time
Chicago RecoFd-Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

one line of business that never adver-
tises in the newspapers in Kansas is the
boot-Iegging business. That is, it never
advertises voluntarily. Sometimes it
gets some front page advertising, but
not with the consent Of the advertiser.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

The most beautiful political row of
the season is that which is developing
at Des Moines.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
Nor IrP-TO-DATE

Members of parliament are in favor
of salaries for themselves, but no sug-
gestion has been heard as to con-
structive mileage yet-Philadelphi
Ledger
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Isn't there some way of getting Roose-
velt's name on the ticket again this fail?
It looks very much as though some Re
publican candidates may need 1t.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Any fellow who has had a chorus
girl to dinner in the last two or three
years and wants to tell about it can
find a ready listener at the district at
torneys office in New York--Omaha
World-Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
NIGHT ON DAY.

The night of silence seems to have
fallen on Chancellor Day. He needs
a long repose to recover from the
thumpings handed out to him=Buf-
falO News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
EXPERTS.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox and Cara Nor
ris are taking a turn at the Thaw
case. There is nothing like getting
expert opinions on tragical love affairs.
Houston Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

You will notice that it was a woman
from the Kansas wheat belt who lost
a lot Of diamonds in Colorado
Springs hotel.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01


There are no idlers in New Zea-
land says the premier of that colony.
Then there can be no Newport there
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Notwithstanding the high price OF
lumber, 1t costs little to build politieal
platforms nowadays.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Esopus, n Y. and Princeton, n. J..
have not yet declared for the Bryan
boom While the light holds out to
burn the vilest sinner may return
Memphis News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01
NOT TO BLAME

After thinking It al over we do not
blame Allegh eny for not wanting to
be annexed to Pittsburg Rochester
Post-Express.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

An ice plant would be one of the
best investments ever made by Kansas
City.-Kansas City Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

r7,t.,- - - -. " - = -, = MI.
souri,. A Kansas City boy is to be sent
to the school for feeble minded merely
because he has a mania for kissing
girls. wouldn't you hate to live in Mis-
souri?-Hutchinson News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

me Transatlantic Fire Insurance
company of Germany refuses to pay
as san Francisco losses on the ground
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

It is a wise forecaster Of political
weather who can tell where lightning
will strike two years in advance.-St.
Louis Globe-Democrat
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

she-I suppose you read great deal.
ae-No; haven't time You ser. I'm =
book reviewer.-Phfladelp Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Some, people are more skinned against
than skinning.-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

DO you believe in the faith cure"
Il should say I do"
Had practical demonstration eb?''
Yes. Somebody tried It on my rhelln1-
a51lsnl: and II cured all the faith I had. -
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

Whenever YOU hear = noistscs.,,
declare that every man has his price,
You may rest assured that he's one
Browne-Not necessarily. He may sfnp-
y pc calling attention to the fact that he
hasnt got his yet.-Philadelphia Press
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

What. my friend" volcanicalIv. de-
[ nfd 4 the Hon Thomas Rott does the
well. you. for one thing" replied a
peSslnlstic voice from the back OF the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

W hat started old Pinchapernv ~
studying occult science -
He wants to cultivate a new sense so
he can see a bill collector through a h5.ieir
wall. Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-01

That English friend of your is rather
outspoken. He seems to think It aI1-avs
proper to call a spade a spade
on you're mistaken there He in
xariably calls it a 'spide'. "-PhiIadelu
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A BAD COMPLENION

comes from bad blood. Pimples
on the face, Acne. Liver spots.
Sallow skin. dark rings about
the eyes, sick-headache. pale.
worn out look, dizziness viii all
disappear if you take a treat
ment of Ramon's Liver Pills and
Tonic Pellets. for sale at all
druggists and put your blood in
good condition. This Treatment
does not force things the Pill
touches the Liver. urges it to
action; the pellet following Cpure-
ly vegetable strengthens and
aids the bowels and digestive Or
gans. Beware of violent purga-
tives. Ask for RAMoN's 1t is
the only combined treatment put
up in this way on the market.
Entire Treatment 25c. At all
Druggists.
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A Gypsy Camp
Search Disclosed $50 900
hidden i'm Kegs and Wag-
Ons i'm Caplv.

4 ARMll, Ill.
On the complaint of Gustave
Mitchell. a gypsy, a warrant
was sworn. out this morning for
the recovery of $1,000. which he
alleged a rival band of gypsies
had stolen from him. Taking a
number Of deputies, Sheriff Girls
som searched their camp. which
was pitched about one mile east
of here.
More than $50, GOO in gold. sill
yer and currency was found con
ceaIed in their wagons. A &C, :
tifcate of deposit for s25. 200 on
a Chicago bank was found.
Over a beer keg full of gold was
found, but the money Mitchell
alleges was stolen could not be
identified.
False bottoms were found in
most of the wagons and these
were filed with money.
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A Bohemian Carol.

81 him who will waste his glad days
In prosy paths and tedious ways;
ct hin who will fret ont his heart
In wrangling stress OF trade and mart;
Let him who sill risk peace aud health
10 stack his chests with ingling wealth;
But as Tor me, 70 no home,
raid no fo'eign cline.
The world may keep it, treasures safe
As long az ! keep mine.
| .et nim who cares rake up the dead
TO test the weight OF heart or head;
ct him who cares scar h sea and shore
To probe old nature 10 the core;
let him no cares torment the earth
To solve the wonder OF it, birth;
But as for me. ! rob no home
raid no foreign cline.
The world may keep it's secret safe
As lorg az keep mine.
Sore Nipples and Chapped Hands
Are quickly cured by applying Chamberlain :
saivc Try IL, il - a success. Price IS cents
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To Judge A Remedy
MoLLIE.

You must know its father and
mother, and so understand the
reason for its existance Ra-
mons Liver Pills and Tonic Pei
lets. a treatment for Sick-Head-
ache. Dizziness. pains in the Side
Constipation and Billiousness is
based on the formula of one of
the greatest physicians ever
known All druggists will guar
antee Ramon's Liver Pills and
Tonic Pellets to cure Sick Head
ache or refund your money.
Whole Treatment 25c.
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MARRIED..

Mr.. John Vollmer and Miss
Katie Kreilein were married in
st. Joseph's church Tuesday
morning. A wedding dance
which their many friends attend
ed was given at kunkel'S hall in
the evening. They will make
their home on North Mill street
where the groom built a resi-
dence about year ago.
CONGRATULATIONS.
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n Certain Cure for CroL USED tor
Ten Years Without Failure.

Nh w &. B0tt. a star Civ. Ind .
bard Nare merchant. l. enthusiastic in
his praise OF Chamherlain's cough RENE.
dy II's children have an been subject
IL Group and he has used this remedy
for the past ten YEAR. and though they
much fear the group. he and his wife al
ways felt safe upon retireing, when a
bottle Of Chamberlain Cough Remedy
was in the house, His oldest child was
subject TO severe attacks of Group. but
this remedy never failed TO erect q
speedy cure. He has recommended il to
friends and neighbors and all who have
used il say that ii is unequaied for Group
ard whooping cough.
For sale Y Martin Friedman.