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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16

Presbyterian clergyman, Of Corvallis,
arrived in the city this morning, TO
spen3 some time with oldstime friends
Professor J. n Matthews returned
this morning from points south. He oe-
cupied the pulpit of the Methodist
churches at Junction City and Browns
vile yesterday.
Lewis Wen'z, a former resident Of
South Salem, but now resident of
Benton county, was he-e today. He is
engaged in raising Logan berries and
strawberries.
Janitor UnJuh, Of the North Salem
school left this morning for Nestucca
beach, in Tllamook county. His fam
ilY accompanied him. They expect to
be gone about four weeks.
Miss Getrude Jones, of "Labish
Meadows," is visiting Mis- Helen
Chandler, of North Bend. She was al
so the complimentary guest at a party
given there last Wednesday.
j.. p Rogss has returned from a
trip Of several weeks through the east
and south, He visited Nashville. Chat
tanooga, Bal more, Washington. and
several other cities in the east. He is
much pleased with his visit.
NJ. and Mrs. r. H. Collins left ves-
terday morning for Salem, where thew
viii make their home. Mr.. Collins has
purchasod the NJ. L. Hamilton saloon
in that city, and viii doubtless do a
god bu'iness.-Albany Herald.
James T. VoSheIl, of Washington. D
C., is registered at the Cottage hotel
He is an U. s. engineer, and has been
sens by the department to take the
place of A. f. Loder, who has had
charge of the "object lesson road,' at
the fair s'ounds, and who left yester.
Gay to report at headquarters in Wash.
ipgtoh
G' A. Wilson left today for Salem. |
and his family will follow MIN ton,or. |
row. NJ Wilson and family go to sa. |
ldm to reside, where Mr.. Wilson win
De employed on the cons truction work
On the Portland Salem electric railroad !
ihey have resided here for many yeas,
'nd wall be greatly missed. Browns.
vile Times.
y" X. A, Heritage, of Spokane,
.or"eT dean Of the willamette Univer.
MY o'diege Of Music, is spending his
'@calion at rillamook. and will give a
,...n- musical convention in that city.
-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
WILL
HAVE
PEACE
Guatemala and San Salvador
Are Both too Little to-
Have a Scrap.
Tsur o'Coet Eai.ion.)

TasLirgz9z, yz,T ls--DEspate1ss
s7o- this e1vsrmez.'s diplomatic rep
ssea.atfTss st Egz31rzs. Salvsd-r s--
Gui:ezslz to24y say nO1kiEg Of 1g-t-
irz Minister Me7y says he is Dego-
.iztirz wirh fhe Salvssjorisn sp-E9-s-
ties IN a. eFort % hos-isiiies. B-oE--
charge dsSzirss fo- GgDtsnaIs, szys
that H0nd0rzs Tro-nises 70 cease fzlf-
ing as sooE ss G-zteElala Titb0rzWs
be- troopz snd ), Is believed RoOsevslt
md Disz are both working for pezes
and fhat the VIZ viii Doi lsst lolg.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
WANTS
TO VISIT
JOLIET
Gourdian Objects TO Motion In
Delay and Wants to 10
10 Prison at Once
Pear o'Cs.k Edi;ion.)

CE5sas0. jay 16.-Lo1is 4 Gour'
def- a. .-see1tzis loste-y promoter
za--eoeez 70 four AID q hGif years IL
r.- r@az.eu-ilrT. Ebo protests sgsinsT
he Efforts q his family and frie1ds
70 kesp ain OK q P-is0n OF 2 wit q
-greree5ezs Which he signsi, be says
y q & u temporary alteration, depart-
= for Jolier with bis family and house
to.3 g-ofs to3ay. He vii leave his
fzail~ 4 Joliet ard 20 20 Washington
70 sex q wit q maElsmus, 20 compel
as rsadn1ssio1 70 prison 20 serve his
-u--r.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
Group

ID violent Inflammation Of the mu
eoa' membrane Of the wind pipe, which
sometimes extend to tho lArhyx aad
ofonehial tubes ssd IL one Of the mos,
dangerous diseases Of ehildrea. 1t al.
most always comes on Ia the night
Give frequeH, small doses Of BALLARD =
liorehoaad Syrup and apply Ballard =
sAo~ L'rlmsnt externally to the
thfeat sSs, 500 and 81. For sale BY
ID. J. IVY.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
Land Fraud Trials.
(Four O'Clock Edition J

Portland. July l6.-The frst land
fraud trial for subornation Of perjury
- the ease against Charles Nickel
Frank Kincart, Henry W. Mile, and
Martin G.. Hoge, was scheduled TO b.,
gin this morning. The last two defend
ants were not in court when the case
was oalleL II is understood Hoge is
VI az M~lford, though the government
has not been notified, and bench war
rants viii be issued. This t-ial will
" ceaed with the o'her defendants. If
Hoge is too III 10 appear.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
WOOL
'0~ HOUSE
BURNED
Half a Million Pounds Des-
troyed by Fire on Res
eryation in IDAHO

Cseysr-e. yyo-, July lS.-Ise Too.
ware use e. C1asnSDzt- elsstzd rizzos e
syO0OO r11n,5s q Eool Eas destyoys5
" FIRE tkjs EoTrdaZ WITH . l1ss q
tIs0Go0. TIE regs.xstio7 % tss SO
ssons vss-yzesol began tl,day. A lsTgs
crowd a pss<ns a. eseh s.ation, Sao-
sso1e, TbeTmopsiis, Tgland ard
LAE1eg.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
POWDER
MILLS
EXPLODE

Ashland, VIA, July 16.-I. Is Te-
ported the powder min, II miles moth
Of here, was blown up To-Day, and 25
men are said 70 have be.n killed.
To the FIVE dead Ralph Pringle AMI
EL Nolan may be sdis1 There may
be Others, as some Of the irjured will
dhe. The cause is unknown. Eighteen
buildings have almost disappeareA
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
ELMER
DOES NOT
CARE

Fpesno, CaL, July l6.-Elner HELM,
aged %. eonvietei Of The murder of
the aged ". J. Hayes and wife, was
ssntenesd 20 hang this morning By
Judge Chuscb- The y0ufh aecepcs his
sentence without q sign Of emotion. He
viii appeal His b7otbe+, Willie. viii
be tried for the same crime. Elmer Is
also charged With another mur5er.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
rwausy Y~Ar R.t,,.

l was 'o"S Ia a swvniy.year ha,
ls with sArOAis pilss aAa nalisa. a,
'sses' ss'l vriea RaOkiia's Areio.
s~lVsi which 'uruea the tide bv .u,.
'As both. ,ia sO1 a trace remain, ;,
w'''es A. N. RvSes, Of Nrmvills. v,
ssS' for o'd Ulesrs Cut. Barn. .sJ
"ouA''a sSs a. J. @ Psry's aug
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
Personals

Dan Thompksns. Of oegon City, i.
/ here OF business
Mr. W. II. Parker has gone 10 New.
porc for sn outing.
E1-Governo- Fletcher, of Jefferson
is IN the city today.
Chas. Niekel, Of jacksonville, wen-
10 Portland Sunday.
Fnaneesco Seley went to the metrop
OILS on business this morning.
Louis Nerod came up from Portland
70 spend Sunday with rela;ivea
NJ. and Mrs. J. W. Roland left this
mo, ming for a visit in Portland.
Mr.. and ADs Carlson have gone 70
SOcAsville f5 a two weeks outing.
Chs-les Atwood. Of Toppenish, Wash
ingtOn, is in the city visiting relatives.
Fathe- A. Moore, rector of ST.
Joseph's church. IS in Portland today
Frank Durbin was among the north.
bound passengers On the morning local.
F. y. LathrOp went to Oregon City
this morning for commercial round
up
+. Oste-man has returned from the
Gold Creek mines, where he is in; crest.
ed.
And-ew Kan, one of the largest hop
growers in Oregon. waa in the citv
Sunday.
Attorney Dimiek, of Hubbard, was
in the city yesterday. renewing ac-
quainfances
Pnofesso- W. I. Staley of the Capi.
'al Business College. went to Portland
this morning.
James Heron left today for the sol.
dier's home at Roseburg 10 visit with
his old comrades
Mr.. and Mrs Cooke Patton and
daughters are home from an extended
stay az Long Beach, Cal.
Dr. ]. A. Hodges. of Albany. was
here Saturday, looking after his horses
now IN staining at the fair grounds.
Ms DaniAg. Mrs. Mrs, Lowell. Mrs
NJ Myers and Mrs Harry olingc- left
ahis morning for an outing at Casoadia.
DIR. 7. e. Smith, Jr., returned this
morning nom Newpor, but his family
wiA remniu there most of the summer
o''s Jams, merchant of Laidlaw
"asco county, Is here on a business
trap, and viii remain in the eitv sever.
Ai days.
james Roberts and Emil Jos,ph are
constructing two bop warehouses and
Tour dis1s on the F. }. Eldrie,lge farm
1t FSirheld.
Robert Thompson returned 70 Port.
and this mSornine after an oye.sur.
lay visit hsre, 20 resume his work IN
he custom house. /,
Judge Davidson and Mr.. and M
a A. Guier leave this Afternoon -,
he sPiritualist eampmeetiug now -
'essSon at New Hs.
Ms And and daughter. who have
'''''n the guests Of Sister Lucia of the
sAer1 Heart Academy, DeturD,a t,lI
Asir home in spokane,
Rev Father Gual,. o. sB.. Of NJ,
Angea, asssted Nstler ~.
'"''aNes az the Catholic eAun,b Gu.
ny n0'ning aud evelins.
NiS. h''aa Mcfarland goes to woOLII
S-h ,n'' n. ai'erDoOo TO joia ter sister !
i'~ W. NJ. Psmale and both w1,
!. ave ...,..,,N loI Newport tomorrow to spend
,. nsaIy rowol and family anal
'spu,y sAess6 VIM Essh ana ,.%i.,'
Nv sA'aniay night for a two u,-.S.,I
aAan. IN the EkAoxn eo,n.,.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
stole a Horss

a DARK has ho'sN weighing abou,
''" p"e~ia ~ns stolen hast night from
'he b~r1 Of :. h Clark, VITO liycs on
'ae "si Dave Eerly farm, i've mile.
east 81 tSs ol'y. The uniual can h,
Distinguished hy scar from a kiel
en h's right hip. NJ Ca-k ~us Pa.
'eni'y eaNoi $500 10, tho horse. AMI
ae fs'is very much Fsit cut. The shsr.
~ = making an active ssarch FOR ,hs
,@'sf, of ws"@ no ,raeo la. 70, heea
forha.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
Strike WIN Follow.
tFOur O'Clock Edi,ionA

Portland Dr. july l6.-rhe recently
formed street car employees union. at
a meeting this afternoon and tonight
Will adopt an afimatum TO the com.
rany demanding the runsta en,ont OF
No'cTman z J. Mckinney, secretary
"t the Union, and the fat wages of %
CENTS Pe' hour. A strike via probabh
FOLLOW tee refusal of the coupanles.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
Regular Neck stretcher.
(Four O'Clock Edition.)

Jefferson Cfy, No, July l6.-B. p.
Rice, Of san Pedro. Cal, has voiun-
teered his services TO the governor to
cSecuto Aggie Meyers and Frank Hott
man He Offers TO accept a yearly sal.
aTy or q lump sum for each execution.
Hs II is bis business TO execute crimin-
ais
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
Had 20 Answer.
CFour o'eloek E4tion.)

(Pour O'eloek Bd4tior.)
Cleys.an5, o., July l6.-Presi3eI'
HBtesineon zad Secretary r. 5. Paine
of she Uns0n Tank Line. Ts-e TItuesse'
befoge tie grad jury 'o,1ay. Tsey
we're questioned az 20 low the company
eould gs; more favorable mileage from
the LAks St0ze than the irdspendsu,
eOnTandes. q. A. Sla0ssOn was re
called and asked ab01t charges and
storage rotating IL favor Of TIE S;ard-
ard.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
German Day sn Utica.

UtEea, y. T., July 1.-The seeoH1
GsTnnn Day eeaetsation, under the aus
Yiees Of tte German American Alianse,
- beng hsid bsne today. This foae'
hoon shrs WIS big parzds Of the Ger
ran turner and singing societies, and
flds afternoon a big Volskfesi is be.
Ing ksLt VIII gyTnnasiie contests, pop
plar ganes an5 zinging.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
THEY
WILL
FIX 1T
Railroad Officials and Aftor'
neys Meet to SET ASIDE
the Law
rKnr orr ElsA1s.l

cssesgo. jay Is,--lss fsn4rea a's
ffsv .rzGs nzrzgsxa, si,Orzsys sf1
e<ber kIgh sneisis. reYresensisg ~ tie
wewsxr r0a5s, ne; 's,s2y 70 sorsi1ez
sse ugr zfs bsE. ard diseuss nssrs
70 gevses iss daagzgsz -aiiEoe.S inter-
ee.z A eonSnitsss of at'ofEsys ana
ous of szxtfe Esszgsgs was spflSptse
" eanyass ,be atsaiioa
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
An An~lsasn c.u,s1

A.'''''s = oaEisoa. q this city, took
eui Aaa hpAl nAsasAlisAiioA pape,, A..
d~S sad foFsver pcnounood M. allies.
,Anee ," sAe hing u No<==y sEl swe.
dpn
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
BODIES
BROUGHT
HOME

New York, July lG,--Tke bodies Of
sfs Au>siean victims Of the Salisbury
wreck arrived today On the s4&Eer
Minne@yolia
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16

Tie oaTa,al sss~sa iAan,Ae, ou
hssase~~y ssSea. csusn~ucel buaAs.s
Wits H'ssasng. aBi thsSr sitraetiys
-~r@ 's-sDs.i 70 b. quite busy gather
Asx ~ Aa wak Ta1 la1sAry 4,
"~eei By }. N sban,s a Co aud !.
~s'iAw vAAaalae asatlou 70 salem =
ioansus oircloA
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
jap Il Dead.

stockton Gal. July l6--An insane
J@p~n"ss jumped FROM a train at HOk
'his morning. Snd lis bead aud arms
Nalo seycreA
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16

:. @~~'n and humber yarA labSr.u
:. - = per day weSdsasa. sz.ss u
ss.s1 s'eAay w0sk. Arply 70 Rss,a,
A'''y LaAs~ o., Eussss On. sss-,i
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
Hotel Arrivals

willansets.
I. l. Patterson Salem.
Anhg1 Kan. PostlahA
Jas, y. vostsll, Washington, d. c.
o. O. KdmNSts. PeusiletoL
Lester Holt. sciO.
cseora siHs seio.
FRED Day. Portland
R u. Fishes, PortIand
d. q Carl.
NJ. ze,ia RsyDplt., waIla waIla,
Bert Roberts. Portland.
J. W. Richards. P0riland.
,. y, BRson, Portland.
W. y. FraTisr. Portland
Deios d. New
" " swan. Portland.
J. " Rus, Portland
Charles zeimeg. San Fmnciseo.
W. H. Wood. San nFanciseo.
wilhHm v R'ehartAson, spokane.
COttAge.
Asies NJ Roekvco.k Portland.
n H Smith. Portland
W ~ Church anil wife. Oregon City
W. b'rk@ Portland
Jsn~~ r yo.Aail, Washington. d. c.
" ceg~neOver and wife Abingdon
Va
ks'AelPA Hsln Eugsna
q y h0,tesh~la Pcstlard.
Y, D Paul. CaieAgo.
salem
john wlsoa PostiaHa
JeAn Eliot salsm
hrs J. g TAou4@on. The Dalle..
hsnil h4oAspu, 0Owin, Ia
7. Es~ts kheck
Jeln n Ranlck. Hubbard
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16
When You Want Hama

Cab on F. E. shafsa, at [
store. 1s7 Commercial strS
Ferry. The finest ssesA esSzl
Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16

"anted--A nearly new gos0ll'
saw, in good repair. OIL
1924. 4
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16

Wansed-25 raspberry picked
row morning Az miles nGn|
lem 25c a crate. G. L. w
Gervais road.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-07-16

Cider, Champagne Cid9
Champagne and vinegar. VIZ
grapes and small fruits
from cereals, vegetables
fruits and woods, and vx''
ceipea Send $1.0O fd' bod
gives practical instruction'
make them Address Leo
o. box 604. Portland Or.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-04-12
Law as a Profession.
ME object Of law is sufficient in
itself to occasion no dissension
as to the honorableness of law


as profession. Its complexity
is known to all persons of average in
telligence and, incidentally, its value
to humanity. It Is said that law is
gift from heaven. "Mortal man did
not beget them and never shall oblivi-
on shroud them, for in them abideth
the God, who knoweth not the decline
of years." This quotation from
Demosthenes is apt. Recourse to the
early traditions confirms this belief.
For in the Pentateuch we are told
that Moses received the Ten Command
ments from the great Jehovah; but
the teachings Of the Bible, in the
course Of time have come to be re-
garded as the word and law of God.
To meet the everchanging conditions,
statutory laws, based on common
sense, have been enacted.
Without law, which maintains and
defends society, what would the con-
ceptions Of life be? Gradually it has
revealed the foibles and fsllacies
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1906-04-12

used. An experienced critic will find
you out every time you use extracts
from such books in your articles. You
cannot be good writer if you are not
original.
The command of many words is a
great advantage. But Go not look for
strange and unusual words in a die
tionary, as that should be used only to
find synonyms; or when you are in
doubt how word is spelled; or
whence it is derived. There are many
good writer's who possess but a very
limited vocabulary of, say, two thou
sand five hundred words and less. Do
not use foreign words and expressions
unless you know exactly how to use
them; and then only when the foreign
words express a better meaning; or
when their use is customary. When
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expressions are likely to mislead some
readers, you should give the English
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Do not confine yourself to one par
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you can. A prolific writer, one who
can write intelligently on many differ
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side.
Avoid slang as much as possible.
Be gentlemanly writer, and do not
unnecessarily hurt the feelings of
others. If you can avoid speaking of
yourself, do so, and use the word "I''
as little as you can. But when you
relate personal experience and, es.
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opinion, come out boldly in the frs,
person of the singular, and do not hide
yourself behind others.
Whenever you write on matters OF
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want to carefully weigh every sen
tence and consider whether or not it il
calculated to convince an intelligent
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!, This is excellent practice, and vii
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: prised at the RESULT 1880.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
VALPARAISO
is REvIVING.
Authorities Get Provisions in
and Water Flows Again Not
All the City Wrecked.

VALPARAISO, Aug. 23.-From the
Plaza de la Victoria as far as the plaza
in the section called Las Delicias four
fifths of the houses were completely
destroyed by last Thursdays earth
quake, and the remaining fifth are
badly damaged. From the Plaza de Ia
Victoria down to the custom house
only about one-third of the houses sus-
and the customs warehouses were not
hurt. With the exception of Espiritu
Santo all the churches in the city were
destroyed, as were the hospitals and
the theaters. The number of dead is
more than 1000.
The offices of the Havas agency, al
though seriously damaged, are still be-
ing used for the company's business.
The tragic scenes of the San Francis
co disaster were reproduced here.
There was the fight against fire, the
lack of water and robbery and pillage.
The authorities are now beginning to
get in provisions. and water again is
DtluS SuDDlltu. All tut hi0S u Out'
The first shock lasted four and a half
minutes and the second two minutes.
Most of the houses were thrown down
by the second shock.
Estimates of the damage range from
$3.50 900 to $4,000, 900. The Amen.
dral quarter has been absolutely de-
stroyed.
The people are still camping IN the
surrounding hills and in the streets
and plazas, but calm and courage are
returning. The declaration is made
that $4,000 people will leave the city.
The lack of food is not yet serious.
Telegraphic communication with San
tiago has been re-established.
A number Of steamers are engaged
In moving the people of the city to
points to the north and south.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
ANARCHY In
ALL RUSSIA.
Foreign Residents Forced to
Employ Private Police
TenOriStS Active.

ST. PETERSBURG. Aug. 23.-On
account of the utter inability of the
police in various parts of the empire to
cope with the ordinary forms OF law
l~essness which are iOurishing under
the cover of the revolutionary move
ment a group of foreign detective
agencies has applied to the minister of
the interior for Il concession for the
formation of a private police detective
agency, which will protect the proper
ty and lives of its patrons from ordi-
nary criminal attempts. The chief field
of activity of the proposed agency is
western Russia and Poland. A consid-
cradle number of detectives, among
them English, German and French OPP
eratives, already have arrived at War
saw and are studying the language of
the country and the conditions there.
Terrorist attacks on police and Off
clals continue throughout the empire.
At Warsaw Count Fermor. Il colonel
of the general staff and aid-de-camp
to the governor of Warsaw and who is
a member of one of the most aristo-
cratic Russian families, was fatally
wounded by revolutionlsts. The counts
assailants fled after firing ten shots.
A patrol came up Immediately after
the affair and discharged Il volley into
the crowd, killing one man.
NJ. Orloffsky, one of the great land
holders of S%evastopol, was killed on
Tuesday on his estate. The murder
was the outgrowth of political condi-
tons.
A story is in circulation here that an
attempt has been made 10 poison Gen
eral Trepolf, commandant of the I'M
perial palace. whose illness has just
been announced. The generals cook
ana three other servants are said to
have been arrested.
A number of brigands entered the
monastery at Brest-Litovsk, bound the
monks and took all the valuables.
The agrarian situation in Samara
province is most grave. Disorders are
prevalent in numerous districts, and
troops have been requisitioned to re-
store order in three localities. Many
men have been killed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
His Experience.

in order to succeed in any line OF
business" said the great merchant,
who was given to the habit of moral
izing, zone must begin at the bottom"
Il tried that" rejoined the young
man with the fringed trousers, land
now Pm on my uppers. Chicago
Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
Got AWAY in Time

Policeman's Boy (breathlessly-)-
Mother, there's been a big row DOWN
town., and several officers are hurt.
Policeman's Wife (eXcitedly) -
Where was it?
p. Bon fathers beat.
P. w. with a sigh of relief}-Oh,
Pm so glad. OF course, your father
wasn't there when it happened?
p. B.-No, mother.-Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
uns and Downs.

II am late to dinner this evening""
explained the shoe clerk boarder. 1--WE
have been busy all day marking our
stock of ladies' shoes up and down"
Marking them up and down."
echoed the landlady.
eyes, ma'am," replied the s. C. b.
Marking the prices up and the sizes
down."-Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
Plenty of Room.

"Cholly is drinking too much wine
tonight, and it's all going to his
head"
HE ought to be able to hold a good
deal ii that's where it goes. '-Cleve-
land Leader.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
Paradox.

Customer-Have you some of that
corned beef you let me have a can of
the last time l was in here?
Grocer-No; am sorry to say |
haven't. That was a fine brand OF
beef, but nobody would buy it, so l
sold it.-Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
Limited Perception.

! NsHas Bliggins any perception of hui
mor?"
YES" answered Miss Cayenne, lust
enough to get angry when the joke is
on him. "-Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
old soldiers Hold "A Reunion.

GENEVA. n. Y, Aug. 23.-The forty
fourth annual reunion of the One Hun
bred and Twenty-sixth regiment, New
York volunteers, was held here. Cay
uga Lake Park was selected as the
next meeting place.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23

RIGA, Aug. 23.-The evening news
papers of this city publish with the
governors sanction an appeal for sub
scriptions for the purchase of breast
plates for the protection of policemen
against revolutionary attacks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23

CHICAGO, Aug. 23.-Arthur w.
Copp of the Chicago office of the As
ISOLATED Press, newspaper champion of
Chicago, won the amateur golf cham
pionship of Chicago at Jackson park
links.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
A Helner.

Hello, little girl, what beautiful
dimples God has given YOU
mo. thir, mamma had these punched
in me by a Observation-Disclosures
Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-08-23
A Chicken Party.

First Chicken-Are you invited to
the surprise party tonight?
Second Chicken-Yes. My invitation
read: "Please furnish salad"
First Chicken was asked to make
croquettes.-Judge.