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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15
REPUBLICAN TICKET

United States Senator (short term)
IF. w. Aulkey of Portland.
United States Senator (long term)-
Jonathan Bourne, jr., Of Portland.
Governor-James withycombe of
Corvallis.
Secretary of State-Frank w. Ben
son of Roseburg.
State Treasurer-George A. Steel Of
Portland.
Supreme Judge-Robert Eakin Of
La Grande.
Attorney General-A. NJ. Crawford
OF Roseburg.
Superintendent of Public Instrue-
tion-J. H. Ackerman of Portland.
State Printer-W. S. Duniway Of
Portland.
Hoff of Portland.
Congressman-w. r. Ellis of PEN
dleton.
Joint senator-w. G. Cole of PEN
dleton.
Senator-T. ]. Kirk of Athena
Joint Representative-w. NJ. Slush-
er of Pendleton.
Representatives,. A. Barrett OF
Athena; C. w. Steen Of Milton.
Circuit Judge-Henry J. Bean Of
Pendleton.
County Judse-T. p. Gilliland Of
Pilot Rock.
Sheriff.. ]. Sommerville Of Pei.-
dleton.
County Clerk-Frank Sailing OF
Weston.
Treasurer-G. W. Bradley Of Ati.e
na.
Recorder Of Conveyances-Fred -.
Hendley of Pendleton.
Commissioner-H B. Lee Of Mil
ton.
Surveyor. w. Kimbrell of PEN
| dleton.
Coroner-Ralph Folsom of Pendle-
ton.
Justice, Pendleton District-Joe II.
Parkes Of Pendleton.
Constable, Pendleton District--I.
A. Thompson OF Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.

There is a disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because sodecep-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15
THANKS OREGON.
Governor Pardec OF California
Deeply Grateful.

Governor Chamberlain is In receipt
of two letters from Governor Pardee
Of California, which are very CRAFTY
ing. One In dated May s, and says:
my Dear Governor: The destitute
and distressed people Of our cities and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15
BUY BARLOW ROAD.
FARMERS URGE STATE
TO MAKE PURCHASE
Barlow Road is the One Main High
way Across the Cascade and Far
mers Claim They Are Not Able To
Pay the Tolls Charged-Petition
Before the People TO Buy it for
$4,000.

The East Oregonian is in receipt OF
the following letter purporting to be
from a representative of the farmers
living along the old Barlow road
across the Cascade mountains. which
it is proposed to buy for the state for
the sum of $4,000. While the East
oregonian does not agree with the
promoters of the scheme to buy the
road. it gives them space to explain
their project. The letter is as follows;
welches, Clackamas County. Ore,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15
A Positive
CURE
Ely's Cream Balm

Ia quickly absorbed
Gives Relief At Once
1t cleanses,
soothes. heals and
protects the dis
eased membrane.
1t cures Catarin
and drives away
a Cold In the
head quickl,. Re-
stores the senses
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15


tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused
by it-heart dis
ease, pneumonia,
heart failure or
apoplexy are often
the result of kid
ney disease. If
kidney trouble is
allowedtoadvance
the
cd blood will at
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15

of taste and smell. Full size, soc. at
druggists or by mail. Trial size 1oc
by mail. Ely Brothers, Sc Warren
street. New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-05-15
DEMOCRATIC TICKET

United States Senator-John M.
Gearin.
Representative In Congress, Second
District-James Harvey Graham.
Governor-George T.. Chamberlain.
Secretary of State-P. II. Sroat.
State Treasurer. d. Matlock.
Supreme Judge-T. G. HALEY.
Attorney General-Robert A. Mil
ler.
State Printer. Scott Taylor.
Judge Of Circuit Court. Sixth Judi
cial District-A. d. Stillman.
Senator, Morrow. Umatilla and
Union Counties-Walter M. Pierce.
Joint Representative, Morrow and
Umatilla Counties-W. d. Chamber
lain.
State Senator from Umatilla County
&C. j. Smith.
Representatives. from Umatilla
County,. T. Leuallen, Cecil r.
Wade.
County JUDGE. A. Hartman.
Sheriff.. d. Taylor.
Recorder Of Conveyances-John F.
Hill.
Treasurer-W. r. Campbell.
Coroner-T. M. Henderson.
| County missioner-James Nell
son.
Precinct Nominees.
Justice of the peace, Pendleton dis
trict-S. 8. Darnell.
Constable Pendleton District. N.
Bentley.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
Nv REv. CAROLINE BARTLETT
CRANE

This congress an uniform divafea
laws. whleh had tgH Inception On thr
coed thunsht II aovrFnas renuF-
packer. - an sffaFt ia stem Eresf
national evil uhleh IN some states
amounts 20 an absolute . andal and
Disgrace.
The congress has started a traia
% Thought whieh Wtu hslp to rrHsz
say the present condition. ana In
nsnuch a. the women ara unuusa
iianabiy the suffarsra fram tha an
certainty and instability II fhc mar
fiags lie. wbatsvar - good Realised
Or potential. arises from thls eaH
ureaz mar BE- said 10 be an especial
good "a women.
The congress uaa certainly eut
convened ln the special interests q
wamauhood.
IRE women al not have fir
representation. Tor the majority u
usan waa helminK and they
msrn. almost without exception.
lawyers. furiHta ar ctsrErmeu ~ dss
nominations that HFudsfHRiY admit
- bur enc cause nr no cause far
divorce Ths eeelsaianiic Influence
ana too prominent
with one exception I am pleased
Vith the code. and that ia ciauae
that refuses 90 grant a divorce 90 q
person coming from any other state.
unless the grounds were recognized
na valid in thu state In which the
affsuar vas committed favored
an exception for the wife. allowing
her - rrfurn % The state ard home
Of her father This Amendments
vac offered to offset the fact that
the husband determines ths place =
residence ~ himself and wifo n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
"TEDDY" WAS A GIRL
BUT BELL WAS GAME
THROUGH AN AMUSING MIS-.
TAKE The FORMER ADJu.
TAHT GENERAL OF COLOR.
ADO NAMED HIS DAUGHTER
AFTER TIE PRESIDENT.

DENVER. Col. Doc 00--Yes.
Miss Teddy" Bell is a girl Hes
full name g. Theodora Roosevelt
Bell. and u happened through a
very peculiar mistake.
Gen. sherman Bell. former al.
iutantFruorll Of Colorado and
general Of The Colorado National
Guard during the labor troubles IN
the Cripple Greek district. ig n
personal friend Of President
Roosevelt. with whom he served In
cuba during the Spanish war. On
October n. when Gen Hell was in
apocting some Of his mining
property in the gold district. he
received the surprising Information
that bis good wife had borne him
son and heir So clated WIS the
general that he started for home at
once and ON the way teleEraphed
tho glad tidines 10 the president
end advilo him that the hoy"
would be named after him.
Upon reaching home the former
rough rider discovered that the
information bad been tangled and
fLat TEDDY" was n girl. Never.
tbolcs8 he was game, and so he
teleRraphed the president: The
boy Is a girl. bat the name viii
stand The mother consented.
provided the name be Theodore
And that's Low little Miss
Teddy Bell Is famous. the first
girl in the world to be named
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

the atfc should fau q rawplY uith
this nsipunilsn. grounds are pro-
viAed for diNafcn ou The - uts -
draerfiah.
TIE amendment whieh Z proposed
would have given the lniured nlfr
uraieetion. u vas vafeB down on
tbc ground that n would encourage
migratory divorce.
whether the states wiu adopt
this Proposed code remains - ~
seen nut feei the Rfwstest good
rhleh wiii come from thia congress
is fhst O. has created discussion.
and when public sentiment iH aaffi-
ciruilY nruuaeA ue VIII havr an AZ.
tempt ~ q federal Law which l. She
1niY sucrrasful var - reaching
fhla bldauus and growing evil
~ divorce on fiimsy and unworthy
grounds
Ana whom that time arrives
feel confident The code urareaad BY
fhr recent congress ON uniform a.
vurce Laws viii be accepted a. a
model on which federal legislation
viii build
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

papuiist party In Kansas e out oi husaeas
than 120 Ia the state At the last cleo
organization u ubauaHd
Kansas been the citadel 81 popusm.
Of disciples and they
until hey uedth s entire commonwealth.
era produced national figures
branf And Feiter
ability Elizabeth ieaHethe
singost female platform orft1 America has produced
popust prophet vh message which bis Eencra
rejected
Today things tho pasts urged Do found In
the platforms Of both the bis political parties Ten years ago e
Of governmental aHhory
the builder has become the head OF
the
federal and intervention not only an
but 4 tie farfbcs limit
Simpson Psfer Lease and Weller have been
rHfgrHa cd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
BENEFIT TO SEX IN
UNIFORM DIVORCE LAWS
A WILL KNOWN WOMAN
PREACHER WHO ATTENDED
PHILADELPHIA CONGRESS
BELIEVES NEW MOVEMENT
WILL IMPROVE CONDITIONS.

KALAMAZOO. Mich Dee. Is
Rev Caroline bartlett crane, uuu
attended the rassafueu en 8nitaff ~
algurca AVS az = delegate ffum The
state ~ Michigan believes that the
movement wif fasHi9 in better
utant q present HnHaiiiuns thnf u
uiii - Of esfss ~ benefit % uuatsp
aud that tha final uuiealae % tha
rhiia Hela H4a gna sHntsnH Ntt De =
federal aiNnfre iaW. hi d aaa cnit@
sIaara fha nulF sues raafal WaT 81
reaching fha pfearnt aisuree evils
Mga gfana foaasrt thn Frcris'H
hurah ~ kaiamasasa. - whtch site
uaas pastor faf many YearH she also
hsafs laH ftsflns fiau - haFtus besn
tha first = aman city editor 81 aailr
PAPER In she tfniled states she
held thla position on a Mirusa ralts
paper AIRS CfAna q tha wife -
uf A " crane q prpwluEnt pnf
rtan az this city. snd is snmau 4
mari - seeIal EFaeaa a. sell as uns
usual brain power
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
MORE TRIALS TO FOLLOW

NEW YORK. Doc 2i.-Thefe u
gloom IN the high insurance. camp
since the conviction Of George
nurnhpm. ir. counsel for the Nh
tual reserve Life Insurance com
nany2 and en- frat 81 the group
Exposed by the legislative inYeHn.
CATION 10 meet justice az the Grim
inal bar
BWnham was convicted Of grand
larceny. having been charged With
the theft Of $500 OF the company Is
money. which he applied to the
settlement Of private claim
against him. hia brother. FREDERICK
A nufnham. president ~ the com
pany. and George y Eldfedge. vice
president
> A Durham aud Eldredge we're
Jointly indicted ON the humH charge
aud their trials are scheduled next
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

Velvet aud lace adorn charm
inF little coat Of ehinchilla II IA
short il cur. with ane long tab Ia
the front aud also Ia the back
ueeplunad luah lace a. used Do
tween the belt aud the fuf edge
The lace ia aiao pulled nt the end
nf the short fur aleeves. which are
finished with deep gray velvet
Narrow bands Of the velvet cross
the lace
The collar o. laid onto the fuf
and Is of lace Here tho gray vel
vet again appears
Tho chiuehllia muff 81 formed By
two fuii ruffirs of the FUR overlap
uluK ono nnathrr
Gray. gold and rose are the THO
~ eulufa ia the hat ~ IL 90 deep
ocru satin embroidered Ia duii
guild Tho gray appeafn IN the vel
vet trimming and ia the algruitc
Witch D. partially Of rose pink and
graz
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
See the RattIe:t,ss
al BremeFios

TIE WihsaHHH aad Or roH 81,
there. with fHa irHH'Hs shlb PAN.
ateIFHia. forged. boats and dfsff5y.
ere The aa#HerV along ths eHf,.
trfp b. magnificent Haafs leave d..
2 a. % and II 20 m ora "a
ana 40 q. " With an estfs a.,
81 80 y. %. Sunday Round tfl6 q.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

colt MIA uNfNERAiTr. Dec
g 1--WE hundred u The leading eel
rufiata af America wtii assemble
here from De-. 81 % 1an. under the
auspices nf fha American AsHocia q.
ton far tho Advancement n Science
\ large number - saeisties dealing
With special scientific suhieeta are
sending representative ard the
meeting promises ta bs the most im-
fsaffaut - ita Kind ever held
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
flRsT pAY an aeAooL.

Father Well. Freddy. what asa
you learn e. school to-day -
Freddy Humph didn't learn
anything
Father Didn't learn anything
What It'd you do then -
Freddy Didn't DO anything. a
woman wanted 70 know huw to
pcr dog and I told her
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

BOSTON. Dee q Miss Nary Y
Macarthur - tsan1an. vii arfiYs
here IN q few days IL the Interests
- aamana trades anlanisan. Miss
Macarthur ls secretary 81 TIE WON
en'a Trade Union League. an organ
isatlan 81 british walnan wssswork .
efa Numbering over l1a.ttt and
groutna rapidly Hhs Nill SPEAK Ia
the prineipal cities Ia ghs states
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

CHARLESTON. 4 g. pee ~ ~
me Marketing ~ America fifsf
Tea crop is aan Ia fsil aalms 40 leas
thar ~ eea fuundH having been
grown on a plantation in Galiei1n
county. q fsa miles from here
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
The scale % Prices.

Fresh Travelling Man How
much Tor your regular dinner.
honey
Pretty Waiter Giri-fifiy cents
without honey. lhe with
MARTIN WEHTEhnAiiis
Kent.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

OAKLAND CAL n~c - Ne
rfans % this rliy have formed a
Cifiznns Progressive Club. which
was Incorporated today They in.
tsna buying ~ a lot - auf. on
V hieh They Will bulls and form az
Affu- American culaHF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
TELEGRAPH BRIEFS


ROTTERDAM. pee 81 The Na-
tlanai Dairy Congress. which VIII
be held in Tnr Hague in jun. has
received uH recognition - her
majesty the aureu. y ho - taking
a great interest in ita aueccaa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

Two lriahmea we're watching the
bftckiafera Whn we're haaF working
on brick building aud the follow
ms conversation was overheard
Mike Say. Pat eau yea tell
uWhat holds THIN bricks together
Pat shury. Mikc. the mofthar
nf course
Mike Not ty q DOM sight that
holds thin apart
"a 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

Tho Minister Hoy. What would
your father SAY II he caught Yun
fishing on sunday
The Hoy lies finhin' Just round
an bend. so aak him
BUSTER
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

Irlshman ~ Phon. sind me up
wan bag % oats and = bale 81 hay.
.ed AanAii right. Nho tor
triahmnn Arrah nov don't set
say Tor the horse. uf course
W D J.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

York TheY hs-e hss large deal
Tie aocHlle1 big fhlayeas ~ IL.
"iiig Three companies aun egts
freedom ff9H annoyance.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

Buffer Riu Say. Pete. be so
aoin tee hang up yer atockin' TO
nlEhtf
piper Pete Nav. 'taint vet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

They were Ia panic OF fear when
Durham was led 20 cell Ia the
Tumba after his conviction.
The nurnhHmH afc among the
best known business men ~ New
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

A Chicago woman who sans ON
the atase has been asked % leave
the church choir Of which she Wa
member No. no. the stage folk
didn't object 10 her singing IN
church
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
STAR DUST
By Josh

-, ..,,s ron arar CONTRIBUTION, sa SFeoNo fezs, y.
aenp an VouR YARNS. MAKE I'M sH1' N'0 SN
aJosa WISE" ThE srAh
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

20 yuu believe Ia the cid naytns
that nothing 10 sure but death AMI
taxra7-
~My dear sir. don't YOU know |
am the president Of a corporation
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

lyon interested In the drama as
"a ans What have yuu eNef done
for art t,at
sWet. FOR one thlhss
taancd an actor a quarter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

You nrefer Yachting "a aul"mo
bHior NJ sulaahiugtonf
eAioaf 4saurrdlv. Miss nrowucflt.
A fellow iant forever Nihs Nh"'t
meath his Yacht. ) know
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22

1--WE need more small bills. Soc
s.t,r, shaw aFain announces.
Ysuu get 'um. Mt shaw by uhe
firnt mail ON January 3
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
NOTICE TO
SUBSCRIBERS

should your cory Of The star fai'
20 reacn you hy 6 o'clock any even,
ing. please do us the favor to esn
up our main office. sunset "
1860; independent HAS, h n,, VA
G and Z o'clock and We wa .,,,,,ld
YOU q copv at once. II YOU s'i ssls-
miss it more than once ples. a
.pheng ans every slime you MSS y. Al
In this way We can be cef.s .rfsrt
giving our subscribers -
service and it is the only Wa''
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1906-12-22
A MoRn rRo. JosA WI

Tn sailor tn
nuts hack int hrt
fer an tn Htui ms
never gets any
hore.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-02-15
Broke Lea PULLING On Boot.

Andrew j. Curtiss, of Bristol, com
mercial traveller, broke bone in his
right leg while engaged in the appar-
emily simple operation of pulling on
his boot. This unusual occurrence
has brought about lawsuit in which
Mr.. Curtiss is the plaintiff and an ac-
cident association the defendant.
Mr. Curtiss declares that he broke
his leg in CRANKY on June 10, 1904,
the left strap to his boot coming off
suddenly, "by which his leg was sud
denly and violently wrenched to the
right, said wrench causing fracture
of the pubic bone and has caused him
great pain and soreness, which has
continued to the present time" He
says that for more than fifty-two
weeks he has been totally disabled
and unable to attend to his business
or any other, and for much of the
time has been confined to his bed
Hartford Times.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-02-15
FArEs AGAINST HIS WEDDING.
Sections First Choice Eloped and He
Hated to Waste the License.

Sections First Choice Eloped and He
Hated to Waste the License.
The four Spence sisters, daughters
of Rev. Allen Spence, an elder of the
Holiness" religious sect of Moores
Ferry, Ky, evidently think there is
better fish In the matrimonial sea
than Lewis Sexton. Young farm
hand, and have each Tilted him in
turn.
Sexton, few days ago. secured a
marriage license to take Miss Clar.
linda Spence as a wife. Sexton had
with him the written consent OF the
girl, and secured the license without
trouble. He did not so after his prom
ised bride at once, but concluded to
wait until the next day, as he thought
his license would keep without ice.
Next morning Sexton put on his
Sunday best" and went to the
Spence residence, where he was in
formed that Clarinda, believing that
as Sexton had not appeared the night
before he had concluded to desert her,
and that Edgar Highly, former
suitor having appeared on the scene.
she had eloped to Ohio with him and
been married.
Sexton was inconsolable for an
hour or so, but at last said that he
supposed as the license contained the
name of Spence it would make no
difference to him which one of the
Spence girls he married, and he al
ternately proposed to each of his for
mer sweethearts three sisters, but
was rejected by each
His pleadings of the wasted H.
cense availed nothing, and he was
forced to return home without wife,
New York World.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-02-15
An Accident to the Editor.

Some miscreant effected an en-
trance to the sanctum sanctorum of
the Boozetown Budget and placed q
pot of paste over the door, where il
fell down and pasted ye editor on his
affecting his entrance into the sane
tam sanctorum. Without going into
the details of the injuries sustained
by We scribe, suffice it to say the
heavy paste pot swatted ye editor on
his caranial toppiece and Jared the
daylights out of him, so that he lay
in an incumbent position on the floor
for some time. If the miscreant who
perpetrated this dastardly deed is ap-
pretended he may rest assured he will
get his a good and plenty.-Booze-
town Budget.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-02-15
MuzzIed Women of Muscat.

Women of the better class in Mus.
cat all wear muzzles, which barely al
low them to open the mouth or see
with the eye or sneeze.
If there happens to be Cleopatra
in Muscat she will never fascinate any
Antony by the beauty of her we'll
shaped nose, for it is kept in special
Iy made, ugly case. in which 1t is i'm
possible TO tell its shape. But with
all it's faults this IS far better sys
TEN than that of cutting off the nose
as men In the Kangra district in India
are wont to do when any of theii
spouses have proved too fascinating
Allahabad Pioneer.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-02-15
CHINESE soLDlERo DID WELL
An Enslshman's Testimony, Showing
How Brave They Are,

INV 'hSA FNNf
When Great Britain took Wei-Hai.
Wei on the coast of China, she pur-
sued her usual policy and organized
company of native soldiers, with
British officers in command, says
Mary Porter Gamewell. in The Chau-
tauquan When the allies met the
Chinese imperifl army in hard-fought
battles around Tientsin and finally
stormed and took the city in the sum-
mer Of 1900, preparatory to the
march on Picking. the Chinese troops,
Differed by British gentlemen, fought
shoulder to shoulder with the Brit
ish.
The fight over, one day some one
talking carelessly made the usual
claim that the Chinese are towards.
whereupon an officer. who had led
that valiant band of British-uniform-
ed Chinese, spoke for his men with
all the ardor of British love OF fair
play. He said:
II hold that when men follow their
leaders up bullet-swept street, and
right over the very barricades from
which the bullets are pouring, they
are no towards; and that is what our
Chinese troops in British uniform
did,"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-02-15
Was Once Term of Reproach.

Prime minister" is one of the
Pahy terms in English which seem to
pave been slang at one time. 1t was
frst applied to Sir Robert Walpole.
Put In reproachful sense. Feb. II,
49, after twenty years tenure of of
pee Sir Robert resigned all his en-
Payments. Having invested me-" he
remarked, with kind of mock dig
i,ily and styled me prime minister.
fney lmDute to me an objectionable
fouse OF that chimerical authority
winch they created and conferred"
spucn parsonage as the prime min
ps'er or the premier is not even men,
eiohed in the official table OF pre-
leuence and is unknown to the writ.
Fen constitution of Great Britain.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1906-02-15
Relief for Earache.

Earache Is one of the most distress
Ing ailments of childhood Heat. per.
haps, gives as much relief as any an
plication. The ear may be gently
filed with water as hot as can be
borne. poured in with a teaspoon.
The child should lie with the affected
ear uppermost and after a short time
turn on that side and let the water
run out. Sometimes a small mus
tard plaster behind the ear stops the
pain. 1t should be left on only few
minutes.
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say like, exactly, but it was sim
liar word spelled with four letters.
was almost scared to death, but |
looked up at her and replied, No,
a'am.'
She then went to my brother, di-
rectly across the aisle, and asked him
the same question, to which he re.
Piled Yes, ma'am.' You may well
imagine which of us got the raisins
from the pudding during that term OF
school. All that | got | pounded out
of my brother | forthwith made up
my mind that whenever that question
was asked me again l would always
:eply, Yes, a'am."
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MISTAKE TAUGHT HIM LESSON
Ever After He Knew Proper Answer
to One Question.

The Hon. w. W. Stetson, of Au
burn. Me. state superintendent OF
public schools, convulsed an audience
of Maine "schoolmarms" at Newport
one day recently by telling the follow
ing story of his early school life:
81 distinctly remember my first day
in school. 1t was also my brothers
first day, and we occupied seats across
the aisle from each other. 1t was in
the afternoon when the young and
pretty teacher came to my seat,
placed her hand on my shoulder and
asked, Don't you like me?' She didn't