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The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-06-01

" Wampole's Preparation" and
without it none is genuine. it
is palatable as honey and con-
tains the nutritive and curative
properties Of Pure Cod Liver Oil,
extracted by us from fresh ood
liyers, combined with the Com
pound Syrup of Hypophosphites
and the Extracts OF Malt and
Wild Cherry, Taken before meals
u creates an appetite, aids diges-
tlon. renews vital power, drives
out disease germs, makes tho
blood rich, red and full OF con,
struotiyo elements, and gives
back TO tho pleasures and labouTs
Of tho world many who had
abandoned hope, Doctor \, II,
Mccoy, OF Canada, says ~ testify
with pleasure TO ia unlimitea
usefulness as n Tissue builder"
10 curative powers can always
ho relied upon, ID makes y new
era Ia medicine, aud 10 beneficial
from tho first dose, "YOp oan
lIusi u ~ tho Ivy does tho OAK y
one bottle aonYlnees, Avoid hll
unreliable lmlsslleps, Gold hy
shsIelsla lhEosghsvI lAs voTld
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-06-01
SAM BRAUNHART DENIES
THAT HE'S A DEAD ONE.

Former Supervisor Samuel Braun
mart yesterday in an interview posi-
lively denied that he had died at the
German Hospital, at the same time
saying that he had rather enjoyed the
KIND things said about him in his obit-
uary notices, While stil in n weaken
ed condition as the result of long
siege of Illness, Braunhart has strong
chances for his ultimate recovery and
hopes TO demonstrate to his friends nv
ocular proof that he is stil in the land
of the living, and hopes to be for some
time TO come
Braunhart said he did not mind the
reports of his death so much as the
action of a nephew OF his living In
Brooklyn, New York, who sent the fol-
lowing telegram to Ed, Brannan Of
Tiburon:
Take fun charge OF body of Sam
braunhart, Have oremated and take
care of papers, ! am his sole executor
ana VIII telegraph You money II want
cd VIII be out there as soon as pos-
sible, MAX BERNsTpIN
Braunhart's Nephew"
Braunhart thinks that Il Is adding
insult % injury To XIII man FIRST aud
lhen 10 order him oremated when he
ls not physically dead II Max Bern
stein carries out his intention 10 come
mere io claim Rraunharts effeots he
VIII see lively corpse No doubt he
VIII hear sone warm words NJ welcome
from his quasl-droeased but loving
uncle hrunhart Was also amused al
hp resolutions NJ regret PASSED hy tho
lloAri of supervisors az is meeting on
Monday aflrrnnon, course witch
ihlh'r 'nnnrmei tho published reports
NJ lhe "a supervisors spuied death,
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
TERRIBLE ScALY ECZEMA,

Eruptions Appeared on Chest, and
Face and Neck Were All Broken
out-cured by cuticura.
Il had an eruption appear on my
chest and body and extend upwards
and downwards, so that my neck and
face were all broken out; also my
arms and the lower limbs as far as
the knees | at first thought it was
prickly heat. But soon scales or
crusts formed where the breaking out
was. Instead of going to physician
pun chased a complete treatment of the
Cuticura Remedies, in which | had
great faith, and all was satisfactory.
A year or two later the eruption ap-
reared again, only little lower; but
before 1t had time to spread pro-
cured another supply of the Cuticura
Remedies, and continued their use un-
til the cure was complete. It is now
i've years since the last attack, and
nave not seen any signs of return.
| have more faith in Cuticura Rene
dies for skin diseases than anything
know of. Emma E. Wilson, Lis.
comb, Iowa, Oct /, 1906"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
q
Force of Habit.

George W. Wallace, president of tn,
Rocky Mountain Bell Telephone com
pany, and one of the best known resi-
dents of Salt Lake, tells this as his
latest telephone story:
In certain Western central Office
one hello girl was always late in ar.
irving in the morning. Time and
time again the manager pleaded with
her to be more prompt. Her tardi-
ness continued until he was moved to
desperate methods.
Now, Miss B." he said one
morning as he came to her exchange
with a package in his hands, 81 have
a little scheme which l hope will
enable you to arrive at the office on
time. Here is fine alarm clock for
you. Promise me that you will use
it,"
The young woman promised and &C.
cordlngly set the alarm clock for the
proper hour when she retired that
night At Z o'clock the next morning
there was a tremendous whirring
from the alarm clock. The sleepv
hello girl rolled over in bed and said
sweetly:
Line busy, call again."
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Not a Fair Division

If a house contains six bureaus
eleven armoires, seven chiffoniers anf
tfty-three miscellaneous drawers how
many of 'em is the husband entitled
to, and how many is the wife?" asked
the young clubman.
The second clubman laughed
harsh1y.
You are young and have much to
learn" he said. you may as well
understand first as last that If there
were in your house mile of bureaus
three acres of armoires and 1000
drawers, all these would be stuffed
full OF wells, ruching, hatpins, ribbons
silk stockings, petticoats, powder
puffs and safety pins, and the hest
course for you to pursue would he tn
wrap your own things-your shirts
and so on-in a news.
paper and keep them under the he'd ),
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Willie Wanted His "Dadv

When Willie Simmonds of McIn.
does, VT, was about IS, his folks
moved to Boston, leaving Willie in
Mclndoes. After a while Willie de-
clded to join them, so started out
alone for the big city.
He had never been in the CITY be.
fore, and thought every one should
know every one else, as in the town
where he came from. Arriving in
Boston, he was rather surprised at
the greatness of everything and at
the number of people on the streets.
After looking around for a while.
and not seeing any one that he knew.
ne finally saw man in uniform
whom he thought must be a. very i'm.
portant person, and would certainly
know his father. So he walked I'M
to the surprised officer and asked.
Say, mister, have you see ANYTHING
or dad around ?"-Boston Her
aid.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Original "Brothers CheerybIe, I"

Dickens lovers throughout the
world will be interested to hear that
the warehouse in Manchester of the
Grant Brothers-the originals of the
Brothers Cheeryble"-is to be alter
ed in way that will abolish some of
its interior historic features. Curl
ously enough, it is just fifty years
since Daniel, the younger Cheeryb,e,
passed away. It has been supposed
that in drawing these characters Dick
ems relied entirely on report, but, in
fact, he had made the acquaintance of
the brothers, Grant and Manchester,
twelve months before Nicholas Nick
leby" was written. He met them at
dinner party and the friendship was
maintained for many years. Many
of the Cheeryble attributes were
drawn from real life, notably the apo
plectic butler at the Underwater din
ner, who anticipated his masters
wish for fresh bottle of wine by
holding it behind his back, with the
corkscrew already inserted.-Pall
Mall Gazette.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
A Lost Art.

A colored Baptist preacher chose
for his text Noah and the Ark.
Reaching the climax of his sermon, he
discoursed as follows:
"An' Noah labored hard an de ark
was finished. How did de Lawd know
1t was finished? Noah telephoned de
Lawd he had done, and de Lawd tele-
graphed back, Get all de peepul and
animules and birds of de air in de ark,
de flood am begun" A voice from
the congregation:
"Brer Bumpus, de telephone and tel
egraph was unknown in dose days"
Go way, you, Brer Jones. Noah in
vented dem instruments, but he done
forgot to put dem in de ark, an dey
wuz lost in de flood. Macaroni dis
covered de telegraph on de, Alps, and
Edison found de telephone on de Mount
of Oranges"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Bad Stomach Makes
Bad Blood,

Won ann MI -.o,. . -.
soul unclean o ebn ,ahe smeet Dutter IN
as q chnrn "h n o mhini u me StOmacn serve
md disintaarat mhi nnr 70 agisate, WORK VI
dirested i h Uaf ioEo az II Is oeins
foul the result vii, I he tor s;dseiSn an
IT" The AIM ine padI impure ar or oio9d:
Medical niScnnaS,, vi III. rlerces 0oideI
serve to cnrrose are 1ust sncn as bes'
ranpemen tifGt' =; anu cure an such de-
drn5 Of alcnbo ~ y mace up Without
ical1v nnre tri,,i in .es coInlp1sl1lon; chem-
nSad ;pps uio, hIP'e,Iellileo glyccerlne being
USED instead OF the commonly employed
alcohol Now this glycerine is of itself a
valuable medicine, Instead of a deleteri-
Gus agent like alcohol esneciailv in the
cure Of weak stomach d Ispu,Sny ~ me
various forms Of indircs ~ SpoRsaa ana Inc
EEliT1ngWo0d, M. D., OF Bennett Medical
college,, Chicago, says of it:
III Yin dyspepsia it serves an excellent pur-
pred nrod,,,.! IL ls one OF the best manufact-
action upon enfeab, .ie d present. time In Its
especially if there is uceratop o. somachS
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Patrons of Peaks Island.

There formerly resided at Peaks
Island. Me-. an artist named Hatha.
way, whose studio was located near
the steamboat landing. The character
OF the transient visitors which CON-
prised the bulk of travel to that re-
sort was illustrated by the reply the
artist gave to one of his patrons, who
remarked that probably he found few
purchasers of his works. THAT is So"
replied Mr.. H., with mournful shake
OF his head; the majority of people
who come to this place have 50 and
shirt, and don't change either while
they are here"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Toes No Longer Needed.

"The toes must CO. said a fashion
able bootmaker excitedly. "All mus
go but the big one. Nasty, weak lit
tie things, what good are they, any
way?
I'VE no longer consider them in
making boots. To us the foot is a
long, slim shape, ending in point
the big toe. We allow no room for
the other toes. If they want to enter
they must scrunch themselves to-
gether like pressed dried apples. They
must double themselves up, one on
the other, horribly.
"They do so and in consequence
they yearly become weaker and thin.
ner and smaller.
"The toes are being crowded out,
Soon only the big toe will be left"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
State Conducted Funerals.

In many. of the cantons of Switzer.
land the public burial is the rule the
private funeral is the exception and
in one canton at least all burials
are conducted entirely at public ex.
pense This canton is Glarus. There
the relatives pay for the dressing of
the body and they are permitted to
provide monument and special
adornments for the grave. They may
also provide religious services If they
wish. But for the rest the canton
pays all, and the relatives are strictly
forbidden from even so much as fee.
ing the sexton.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
To Prevent Metal Rustino.

4 good mixture which will prevent
the rusting of machinery, says an
English publication, is made by dis
solving one ounce of camphor in one
pound of melted lard. After the i'm.
purities have been skinned, black
lead should be added to give the
whole an iron color After cleaning
the machinery carefully and smearing
1t with the mixture it can be left in
definitely, or if wiped off after twen-
ty-four hours it will obvlate rust for
some time. When removed, the metal
should be polished with a soft cloth
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Birthday in Doubt

Tom Pezzi, the genial old fish mar
ket man of Green Harbor. and bis
famous sign on the roof of his market
tom Pezzi Forever" are well known
to the thousands of visitors to that
summer resort and also to many Of
the Brant Rock people, as are also
his funny sayings.
One day one of his customers ask
ed him how old he was Removing
the clay pipe he habitually uses from
his mouth, he thought for a moment,
and then said: We'll, I was born in
1902 or 1902, and I'll be id if I know
which" Herald.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
WoMAN's FoNDNEss FOR DRESS
AntIquary Shows It Has Been the
Same In All Aues,

An antiquary was cnuckling over
an article on extravaganza in dress,
"A man wrote this, I'll warrant" he
said. "Men are always writing such
things. See what man wrote in 1890
OF certain Miss Phraser's gown"
And he read from his notebook:
"This lovely rich gown, of the best
brocade, much bejeweled and EN-.
broidered, cost 800 pounds. It rights
Sir Cave Scroope, who is much in love
with her. from marrying her, saying
his estate will scarce maintain her
in clothes.'
He turned another page:
Mime. de Montespan," he read,
wore at great court festival a
gown of gold on gold, embroidered
in gold, bordered with gold, and over
that gold frieze stitched with a GER
tain gold which makes the most d.
vine stuff imaginable. But why deck
out the human form with such ruin.
GUS extravaganza"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Plea Deserved to Be Heard.

1t was rainy morning, and the
cars were crowded beyond belief. The
conductor, young fellow, had urged
over and over again, politely, rough.
ly, entreatingly. Move up there,
Please move into the center OF the
car. Plenty of room up front"
The car stopped again, and a
woman sought to get on. The con.
ductor, helping her, gazed at the mass
in the car.
Gentlemen" he said, YEARLY.
won't you please move up and make
room for one more of Gods last, best
gift to man."
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
SAND USED AS WRITING PAPER.
new hampshire Country School
Teacher Has Briuht Idea,

New hampshire Country Schoo
Teacher Has Bright Idea.
I'VE have all seen sand used as
plotting paper" said school director
put in New England last month
saw it used as writing paper. The
scene carried me back 100 years.
Sand was the original blotting
paper. White and clean, it was kept
IN cruet, like a salt cruet, and
shaken out on the wet writing through
the perforated top. 1t dried the ink
and yet absorbed none of the ink it.
SELF. 1t was a miraculous blotting
paper that never got dirty. You dried
your writing with it and then you put
it back in the cruet again for future
use.
There are affected people, the kind
OF people who write with quill pens
who still use sand as blotter But
until last month thought that as
writing paper it had disappeared for
ever.
And then visited country school
in New Hampshire. On the masters
desk sat a box three feet square filled
with sand. The children came one at
time to the box and with a pointed
stick by way of pen they wrote. AS
each child finished he smoothed out
his writing, leaving the sand smooth
for the next conner.
This odd scene carried me back to
the days when paper and states were
so scarce that sand was used in the
schools to write on, the days of my
grandfather and great-grandfather."
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
SPOILED LAWYERS FINE PLEA.
VOL senton overreaehed In Eager.
ness to Make Point,

S0'' oenton Overreached in EAGER
ness to Make Point.
During the first hearing of the ia
nous Crocker will case in the SUI
preme court, before Judge Lathror
ana jury, there were many inter
esting and amusing tits between the
eminent counsel engaged in the case
robert M. Morse for the contestants
ol the Will, and Col. Joseph H. Ben
ton, Jr., for the executors.
Perhaps at no time during the hear
ing, however, was there any better ex-
hlol'lon OF wit than in the summing
up OF counsel before the jury. At
one point Col. Benton was trying to
impress upon the jury that the ex.
preston "old fool" alleged to have
,Deen used by one of the interested
parties, might reasonably be construed
as term of endearment.
For example" explained Col. Ben
ton, King Lear called his fond daugh.
ter, my dear pretty fool"
Here he waited moment to let the
point sink into the minds of the jury.
Judge Lathrop, however, who had
been listening with intense interest,
leaned forward in his chair and dryly
remarked
But, Mr.. Benton, King Lear was
crazy, wasn't he?"
well, your honor, that's a mooted
was all that the confused
attorney could reply, and even this
was almost smothered by the mirth-
ful outburst in the court room, in
which the opposing counsel, Mr..
Morse, Joined most heartily.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
When Snow on the sun-DIaI "a,


When snow on the sun dial falls
ana the ciinging leaves are numb.
And bitter the marsh wind calls
To river and songbird dumb:
When the sheep draw close in the fold.
And the. biting mistrals blow,
Then the heart, as rosary told
Finds Its love Of the long ago.
l make no count Of the hour
p, While the sun dial stands in the snow
But the mind holds its hardy flower ;
Where the arbor-vitaes grow.
The waves no more return
Where the icebound currents flow.
Still afresh does the hearth brand h,,rn
With the wood of some long ago.
AS carrier dove through the skies
Seeks the path which her messsg.
knew, 'oee
So my heart, beloved, tries
Its homing fight toward Won,
When snow on the sun -diai lies.
And the heart and the year seem co,d
AS the carrier-pigeon flies 'oio'
| return to the love Of old!
Mime Caroline Clark in Munsev,s Mo-
azine N"as,
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
EUROPE PRESERVED BY 7R,rle
'@n'sy OF Musa Kept Him From, | .,s
inq Moslems =, r.. W" -eao-

NY WoSiems at Tours.
Inc most striking case in bistor,
uio. 'ne Importance of trifes is fur
nlsned by the story of Musa the lead
er OF the Moslem host which won
IRON Chrlstendom in three and a hal,
years aomlnlons which it took the sol.
olers OF the cross twenty generations
to win back. '''0n .
ne naa red beard; this was a
.rihe' Musa, though a very great
general, was very vain man and
ile dyed his beard black. This was
announcer trifle. One of his cantains
chaffed him on the subject and Musa
forthwith had him stripped and
scourged. "Do
FOR this, at the very height Of his
conquerlng career, he was recalled by
tne caliph and disgraced. This made
~ impossible for him to command the
1noslem army at the battle of Tours
vi tne Issue of which, as all histor.
ians agree, the destinies of Europe
ana perhaps of the whole human race
depended. ' "''
IL IS almost certain that, if the
senlus or Musa had replaced the in
OF the half-dozen tribal
eaders, whose dissensions made vic.
DRY possible, the forces of Islam
you'd have joined hands from the
'est to the east and inclosed Europe
tnelr grasp.-Stray Stories.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Why We Grow Old and Die.

There is no doubt that ill.directed
suggestion shortens life. Arrived at
certain age we poison ourselves
with thoughts about our approaching
end. We lose faith in our strength
and our strength leaves us. Preco.
c1ous old age lays siege to us and
we succumb earlier than we need
have done as result of Injurious
auto-suggestion.- Contemporary Re.
view.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Evil Effect of Overeatino.

Anything over and above the GUAM.
tity OF nourishment required to re-
place the waste which is constantly
going on in the body is not only un.
necessary. but is apt to do harm
Overeating is as mischevious as nm.
dereating-perhaps even more so,
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
LAWYER Calls for a Iifeho.4

A Boston lawyer had been having
trouble with the small boy who came
every week from the tailor's to take
his trousers to be pressed. One day
his clothes came home much soiled
and as wet as if they had been drop-
ped In puddle. The lawyer wrote
the tailor Next time send lifeboat
The breaches boy isn't safe"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Possesses Rare Book.

Inc Duke of DevonsNre possesses,
as an heirloom, Claude Lorraine's
BOOK OF Truth" which is said to be
one OF the rarest and most valuable
volumes In Europe. 1t is worth six
times as much as the "Mazarin" Bible,
inc most costly book that the British
museum can boast. The late duke
refused an offer of 100000 for if,
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Washing Windows,

The method of washing windows has
changed very much of late; have pail OF
lukeWarm suds made from Ivory Soap. Din
soft cloth in the water; squeeze almost
dry and wipe the glass off. Then polish
with chamois as it leaves no lint and does
the work with more ease.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23

make you irritable; you can't sleen
you are unable to quietly and calm1y
perform your daily tasks or care fo,
your children. ~
The relation of the nerves and pen.
erative organs in woman is so close
that nine-tenths of the nervous pros
tratlon, nervous debility, the blues.
sleeplessness and nervous irritabilitv
arise from some arrangement of the
organism which makes her a woman
Fits OF depression or restlessness and
irritability F.; spirits easily affected, SO
that one minute she laug CHS, the next
minute weeps; pain in the abdominal
region and between the shoulders:
loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia: a.
tendency to cry at the least provoca-
tion-all these point to nervous uros.
tration.
Nothing will relieve this DISTRESSING
condition and prevent months of pros,
tration and suffering so surely as lydia
X. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Mrs. M. E. shotwell, of 1o3 Flatbush
Avenue, BROOKLYN, N. Y, writes:
Il cannot express the wonderful relief I
nave experienced by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. 1 suffered for
long time with nervous prostration, back
acne, headache, loss Of appetite. I could
not sleep and would walk the floor almost
every night. '
IL had three doctors and got no better, and
LIE was a burden. I was advised to trv
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
and it has worked wonders for me.
!! II am well woman, my nervousness il all
gone and my friends say look ten years
younger"
will not'the volumes of letters from
women made strong by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound convince
all women of its virtues? Surely YOU
cannot wish to remain sick, weak
and discouraged, exhausted each day.
when you can be as easily cured as {
other women. |
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Many Children are SickIv.

Mother Gray IS Sweet Powders forCbildren.
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children,s
Home, New York, cure Feverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
Atall Druggists Csc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
SPANS Royal Palace.

The Escurial, SPANS royal palace.
contains a cathedral, monastery
Two colleges, three chapter houses
three libraries and nearly 5000 apart.
ments in addition.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Care for tuberculosis Patrons.

Some of the German health insur-
ance companies have found 1t a pay
ing investment to establish sanatoria
for the care of their consumptiYe pol
icy holder
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23

A few drops of ammonia on the
under side OF diamond will clean It
Immediately and make it very bril-.
liant.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Prettjer Side Of Fac.

The left side Of the face is usually
considered by artists to be more bean.
tiful than the right.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23

"A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding Protrudng piles. Drnp.
gists are authorized to refund money If PAZ0
OINTMENT falls to cure In 6 to IA days. Soc
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1906-02-23
Nervous Women
Their Sufferinss Are Usu.llx
Due to Female Disorders
Perhaps Unsuspected
A. MEDICINE THAT cUprs

}, Can we dispute
It n e we'll known
'factthatAmerican
women are ner-
lvous !?
How often dove
hear the express
sion, 81 am so ner-
vous, itseems as if
! should fly" or,
" Don't speak to
me-" Little things
annOV Won ,nd