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The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-12-28

The origin Of the name Fife - not
known One historian tries to show
that It comes from the Celtic word
veach, Pitt. and means that the dis
trict was inhabited by Picts. but that
u obviously absurd. - Fife was not
specially the home OF any of the Pici
ish nations. The tradition that finds
greatest favor h related by = monk.
Who stnfes that the iirst known pos
sessor Of the. district which has since
Rrown Into the kingdom Of Fife was
one Fifus Dulfus. I famous chieftain
whose date b lost IN the misn Of an
tiquity.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-12-28

.rhis popular fiction h all rot In
real life the girls father seldom oo-
jects to the man Of her choice"
you're wrong there. He often OBJ
jects, but he's usually too wise to say
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Courier-J Journal
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-12-28

The Iouiaians q AfkAnsas hallway makes
close connections with the following Roads ut
Points named beloW:
At Hope, Ark with st LIN . Q, Frisco sys-
tenn.
At Stamps, Ark.. with et L w Cotton
"a eihley. La. with vsAP Queen and
Crescent koutel 3 L 3 8
Al Chestnut, La, With L . NV BY.
At Winnhsld with O B = ny, ana y n
A exsndsia, La, with TA P Ry. st L d
8 Ry., 81 LW . g BY, l. = D N Co., southern
Pnchc.
AZ oeorrstovn. La. with st L Z 4S
B. 8. AxKIMnom, q. II. q r. Agt.
Texarkana. Ark, Jnly n, isos
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-12-28

Smith & Gresham Drug Com
many has . full line of inks,
white, black, blue, red and pur-
pie.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-12-28

AM time h tie proper time for ~
ing what = jugt-Gfssk rsovAA
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-12-28

6&8B0tU SUI 0k8S
No. Isl F. . A. NJ
W. F. Cooper, W. n;
G.. A. Payne, Sec. Reg
ular meetings End Sat
urday in each month,
at l pm.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-12-28
WYNN PARISH.
Parish Officers.

Representative, Harry P. Gamble,
WINFIELD.
Sheriff, F. L. Shaw, WINFIELD.
Clerk of Court, P. X. Abel, WINFIELD.
Assessor, j. T. Durham, WINFIELD.
Treasurer, J. w. WATSON, WINFIELD.
Coroner, DR.. J. J. Peters, Winfield.
Surveyor, j. L. Dark, WINFIELD.
Justices of the Peace.
Ward 1, C. nj. Bevill and r. c. Jones,
WINFIELD.
Ward 2, J. w. Clark, Beech.
Wsrd 3, s. R. Newson, Hickey Valley.
Ward 4, A. J. Taylor, Gansville.
Ward 8, G. M. Wyatt, Couley, and E.
ID. Grape, st. Maurice.
Ward 6, j. w. Vance, Atlanta.
Ward Z, W. NJ Simmons, Gaars Mill,
and w. NJ. Gaar, Dodson.
Ward s, T. j. Jones, Calvin.
Ward 9, w. M. Long, Zion.
Ward 10, J. Fl. Hammett, Goldonna.
Constables.
Ward 1, g. M. Smith and D. F. Dunn.
Ward 2, B. W. Rider.
Ward 8, j. C. Adams.
Ward 4, A. L. Taylor.
Ward s, j. A. Sutton.
Ward 6, 8. /. Bufkin.
Ward Z, J. w. Campbell.
Ward 8, B. E. Wilson.
Ward 8, r. T. Dawson.
Ward 10, Warren Afford.
Police Jurors
J. III. Webb, Pre- ident, Atlanta, La.
w. w Hilburn, Clerk, WINFIELD.
Ward l, J. T. Porter.
Ward 2, W. N. Dunn.
Ward 8, T. C. Willis.
Ward 4, T. B. Puckitt.
Ward s, d. n. Shumate.
Ward 6, J. M. Webb.
Ward Z, p. f. Smith.
Ward 8, A. j. Franks.
Ward 9, d. B. Williams.
Ward 10, J.. L. Brewton.
Regular meeting, first Mondays in
January, April, July and October.
School Board.
G. p. Mathis, President, WINFIELD.
Cas- Moss, Secretary and Parish Super
intandent, WINFIELD.
Ward i, c. p. Mathis and w. E. Long.
Ward 2, W. J. Harper.
Ward 8, B. F. Sewers.
Ward 4, ]. r. Sholars. /.
Ward 5, J. w. Hughes.
Ward 8, T. +. Wade.
Ward Z, John Stinson-
Ward 8, w. r. Nixon.
Ward 8, w. J. Long.
Ward 10, E. A. Golden.
Regular meetings, Friday after the
6fst Mondays in January, April, July
and October.
Southern Sentinel, Official Journal
Board Of Health.
DR.. I. e. Seiss, President, Winn1leld.
w. w. Hilburn, Secretary, WINFIELD.
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Eixse 11Dt1st Chusch-Rev. J. r. Dur
ham, Pastor. Services every Sunday at
Al an. and 1880 pm. Prayer meeting
every Wednesday 1t 7:30 pm Sunday
school every Sunday It 9 an @. II.
Graham Suppl
1feeAcdis4 Episcopal Church South
Rev B. "a. Holloway, Pastor. Services
every Sunday It II am. and 1880 pm.
Prayer meeting every Thursday 1t 1850
pm- sunday School evssy Sunday It
An r. X Abel, Sup,t
1zo11e111t 1retooeant-Rev. W. VI.
Inntrip. Pastor. Services every third
G<nday 1t II am Union Sunday School
eyeEy sunday It q pm MA Laura
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TOWN OF WINFIELD.

TOWN OF WINFIELD.
Hon. C. III. BeviI. ............M Mayor
c. C. O'Malley. ...-......... Marshsl
J. s. White.
Street Commissioner q Tax Collector
Earl z. Kidd. Aforementioned Attorney
c. n. Sutton ..... Sanitary Officer
J. r.. Heard. ..-.........--. Treasurer
Board of Aldermen
8. NJ. Abe, w. F. Cooper, Z. n.
Fletcher, J. NJ. Leeper, J. r. Watts.
Win A. Strong, Clerk and Printer.
Southern Sentinel, Official Journal.
Board Of Health.
DR.. A. M. Peters, H. C. Robinson, B.
w. Oglesby, j. j. Nixon.
Progressive League.
DR.. I. z. Seiss, President.
J. D. Pace, Secretary
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Cedar Camp No.
1o7, W. o. W..
DR.. I. 8. Sieu, G.
c.; c. N. Dur.
ham, Clerk Reg
ular meetings lst
and 18th Of each
month, 1880 pm.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-14

/
Attend the meeting of the Chamber o.
Commerce tonight.
See our premiums with Tea and Coffee
Deans 81 Ii stleot, tt
Headache don't last long after Out
, capsules are taken. Evans Drug Co.
| For Quincy, Express or bray, call IA,
"A Star Transfer. Your orders prompt
ly filled. ii
Thomas Kelley. of Snohomish, was in
the city last week, looking over the field
for another clam cannery.
! Miss Vivian Mayhem is down from
Seattle visiting Aberdeen friends, the
guest of Mrs. Hal. Anderson.
George j. Ames, manager Of the Ma.
/ pie Nectar Mig. Co., Tacoma, was Wis
itor in Aberdeen last week.
No. no w Hume, large ten room house
we'll finished, lot 80 by 1870. Price $500,
terms. VIII tanning Room IA, Dabney
block.
Miss Lou Ander~ on entertained at the
home OF Mrs. Edward Anderson, Broad
way and Third street, at an afternoon,
Saturday.
Lots on hill, all cleared, fine view, only
II blocks from postotlice, S7o to $50.
Very easy terms. VIII tanning Room
IA, Dabney block.
State Superintendent Bryan has APP
portioned the school funds fot the quar-
ter, of which SOS, so is allotted to
Chehalis county.
| G. f. Armstrong, Of the Grays Harbor
Sheet Metal Works, went to Portland
Saturday, to attend to affairs connected
with his business.
Mr., and Mrs. William May, OF Scio,
! Oregon, who have been the guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. w. L. Mcbride, left for
their home Saturday.
| Lots on hll all cleared, fine view,
only II blocks from post office, $75 tc
| $3.50. Very easy term. Will Lanning
Room ii, Dabney block.
Mrs. II. f, Squirrel. OF Markham, who
who has been visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. William Hudson, returned to
her home Thursday evening.
f. NJ. Burns, travelling freight agent
of the Chicago Great Western. spent
several days on the Harbor last week
and left for Tacoma Saturday.
Mrs. Caroline McKinlay, of this city,
was elected auditor OF the State Fedora.
ton OF Women's Clubs, at the Port
Townsend convention last week.
Finch Wider is meeting with good sue.
cess in organizinga rod and gun club,
and expects to enroll 100 members in
Aberdeen, Hoquiam. Cosmopolis and
Montesano.
Have you pains in the back, inflam.
nation of any kind, rheumatism, faint.
ing spells, indigestion or constipation,
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea makes
YOU well, keeps you well, 50 cents at W.
b. Paine & Co.
The MacLafferty brothers received a
new automobile last week Aberdeen
now has six of those vehicles, and there
| will be more as soon as few of us can
raise the price.
Have you weakness OF any kind
stomach, back or anv organs of the body?
Don't dope yourself with ordinary medi.
cine. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
is the supreme curative power. 35 cents,
Tea or Tablets. Sold by W. B. Paine &
Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-14
The Herald twice a week tells It all.

1ue Herald Twice week tells IL al
Herman Gibson was discharged Sat
urday from st. Joseph's hospital.
Mrs. F. A. Rosenstock was discharged
from st. Joseph's hospital Friday.
f. Gaby was admitted to St. Joseph
hospital Thursday with an infected hand
Mrs. A. Mevla is in a very low stat,
with tuberculosis, at St. Joseph's hos
ptal.
Frank Mays came up from Holuiam
yesterday. and entered st. 10 eph's hos
pital for treatment,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Fuller entertained
party of friends at dinner Thursday
evening, in honor OF Miss Romayne
Wood.
Lots OH hill, all cleared, fine view, only
IL blocks from postotfice, $75 to $50
Very easy terms. Will Lanning Room
IA, Dabney block.
Robert A. Merrill, editor of the Sparta
Wisconsin, Advertiser. is visiting Grays
Harbor, and made the HERALD a frater.
nal call Friday.
A number of lady friends gave Mrs. A
A. Jones a pleasant surprise party Fri
day afternoon, on the occasion Of thai
iady's birthday.
Lots on hill, all cleared, fine view, only
IL blocks from postoffice, $75 to $50
Very easy terms. Will Lannlng Room
IA, Dabney block.
The Electric Co. is setting poles il
North Aberdeen, to supply that suburt
with lights, and later extend the car line
to Fern Hill cemetery.
The Alumni OF the Aberdeen High
school will meet this evening at the home
OF Mrs. j. II. Fuller, for the purpose o
forming an organization.
The barkentine Kohala, which has
been in the harbor for several weeks
waiting for crew, succeeded in getting
to sea Thursday evening, bound fo
China.
Word was received here yesterday tina
Grove NJ. Antrim died at his home il
Los Angeles yesterday morning, anC
that his father was in a very precariou'
condition.
A. Townsend has purchased the stock
and fixtures OF the Goswick candy cafe
2O6l., South q street. ID. NJ. BOwes ha,
leased the store room, and is fitting it ~
for his brokerage offices.
Rev. Chas. McDermoth lief: this morn
ing accompanied by Mrs. McDermoth
for Seattle, to attenl a meeting OF the
Congregational Ministerial Association
of Western Washington.
j. G. Lewis has purchased the Hans
Stoke lot, on Heron street between c
and H, and he and Gabrielson & Holmel
viii! erect brick block so feet front al
soon as arrangements are perfected.
It pours the oil OF life into your system
1t warns You up and starts the life blood
circulating. That's what HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea does. 35 cents Tes
or Tablets. Sold by w. B. Paine & Co.
Louis Fogel has purchased a lot on the
east side of street near Hume and is
planning to erect con- bination of iror
and brick building on it as soon as the
present lease expires, next August.
The Young Peoples Society Of the
Norwegian Lutheran church will cele.
brate May II, the Independence Day o.
Norway, by a festival, in Vests hall
Fast Aberdeen, at s p. m. An interest
ing program will be rendered and re-
freshments will be served. All Nor.
wegians are reminded OF this celebration
All Scandanavians are welcome. Admis
sion 25 cents, children over 10, Is cent ..
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-20
THE MIRTHLEss MILLIONAIRE.

Philadelphia Press. Andrew Car
negie, who periodically breaks forth
into some expression Of sentiment or
philosophy which temporarily aston
ishes or tickles the world, is the author
of new expression that will doubt
less attract the widest comment BY
the unthinking majority 1t will be ac-
copied with ihcredulity, but by others.
with broader knowledge of the hearts
and passions of men, 1t will be receiy-
ed as truth.
Mr.. Carnegie says that millionaires
seldom laugh. That the only thing in
which the man of boundless wealth
has the better of the man with nothing
is In the assurance of competency
for old age. And then he adds that the
burden of responsibility imposed upon
the very wealthy is one which. know
ing, few men would care to assume
Mr.. Carnegie speaks upon the high
est authority-tfat of experience and
personal knowledge. He has risen
from poverty through all the grades
of affluence to the possession Of one
Of the greatest fortunes the world has
ever known. Who shall gainsay him :?
While millionaires amble along
the pathway Of life envied Of all men
they are, in reality, burdened with a
responsibility which nobody but them
selves can know or appreciate. They
have worries innumerable and troubles
income eivable to their less fortunate
fellows. Their vast capital must be
employed: investments must be
sought and studied, while over all IL
the constant menace of stock markets
in the hands Of conscienceless specu-
lators. Their lives are harassed by
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greater than those of Mississippi;
practically the same as Oregon and
more than 100000 in excess of South
Carolina.
Oklahoma is not to be considered in
the same class with Arizona and New
Mexico. She is populated largely with
people from the older states. She is
not tinctured with Mormonism. Her
people are not ashamed to speak and
write the language common to the peo-
pie of the United States. If Oklahoma
can be admitted to the union on her
own merits she will be royalty vel
coined.
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the decision to accept the position on
the bench was then reached
Justice Brown will not retire until
the close of the present session of the
supreme court which will be late in
May or early in October. 1t will not
be necessary therefore. for the secre-
tary of war to give up mis- present work
until just prior to the converting of
the supreme court at it's October term,
1t is necessary that he should be con-
firmed by the senate before taking his
seat on the bench and for that reason
the appointment will be made before
long.
Although this action on the part of
MT Taft removes a presidential posi-
bility from the field, it can be stated
on the best authority that any hesita-
ton the secretary of war may have
had in his own mind as to whether he
should accept or decline the offer made
by the President was not based in any
way upon the question of his presiden-
tial chances. He has explained to his
intimate friends as we'll as to the Pres
ident himself that he does not consid-
err himself much of presidential pos
sibility.
Secretary Taft has aligned himself
openly against Boss Cox in Cincinnati.
The secretary's speech at Akron is
considered by the Herrick republicans
/ to have been chiefly responsible for
the defeat of their candidate for gov
ernor last fall. Secretary Taft and
| Senator Foraker have never been able
to sleep in the same political bed for
i various reasons.
i 1t will be seen, therefore, that from
the outset of presidential campaign
Secretary Taft would have to make a
fight. He never has been in politics
i in the ordinary sense of the word and
does not relish personal political
battle. He realizes, his friends say
that he would have to fight for the
4 delegation from his own state, fight
for the delegates from other states
and then, if nominated, fight for ar
) election.
i All this to man of judicial. temper
! ament would be exceedingly distaste
full, and, while the secretary of wal
has the natural ambition of every
American to become president, he
does not believe he personally has the
political faculty developed sufficiently
: to enable him to reach the goal.
Most Of his friends think otherwise
They believe he has a better chance
for the presidential nomination thar
any one man whose name has We
been mentioned, and certainly better
than any other member of the cabi
net.
: Secretary Taft is big and broad in
+ tellectually as well as physically HI
has been before the people and hal
r made reasonable success in every di
: Irection. He is not an orator nor al
3 enhancing public speaker, but he i
! straightforward and bluntly honest
: characteristics when most people ad
f mire intensely.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-20
HE WILL RACE WITH ENGINE.
Turk, the College Splinter, Will Col
100 Yards.

Turk, the College Splinter, Will Go
100 Yards.
Terre Haute. Ind March 17-Turk.
the Rose Polytechnic sprinter, is going
to race with Vandalia fast engine No.
8 for 100 yards. Railroad men and
Roses scientific young engineers often
have arguments, and recent one was
as to the comparative speed of man
and an engine for a short distance.
pat" Daily, the veteran engineer,
will be at the throttle Of the engine.
The start from standstill will neces1
state the engine gathering speed So
quickly that at the end Of ten seconds
or at the end Of 100 yards, the big
machine will be going at the rate oh
forty miles an hour. At least that is
the result of the calculations of tha
Rose mathematician
Railroad men generally believe the
engine will win. Daily has record
for making an engine hump itself On1
one occasion he complied SO well with
4 an order to bring Senator Conkling to
| Terre Haute to meet a political CAM
paign enga cement that the senator had
to ask for less speed.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-20
goes about on crutches and Is a pa
thetic little figure.

goes about on crutches and Is pa
thetic little figure.
The case was first tried few years
ago. At that time the court held that
practitioners of one school were not
competent to testify in a case where
the followers of another school OF med
icine or surgery were defendants. The
plaintiff appealed from the decision
and the supreme court remanded the
case for re-trial with directions. The
suit is for $4,000 damages. 4
At the present trial experts from thei
various medical schools or systemsl
were sworn. During the examinationl
of the plaintiffs mother Mr.. Campbell
attorney for defendant, introduced
some letters which she had written to-
DR.. Still thanking him for the evident
result which was attending his treat
ment. A doctor from Moberly testified
that he had examined the seat of the
injury in the little girl in 1900, using
the X-ray. He said at that examines
| lion he discovered the bones vera
properly set.
The defense was that the PLAINTIFFS
| Injury or ailment was the result OF
causes other than her treatment by DR..
Still.
All the sessions were attended by.
immense crowds of medical Students
/, 1t was impossible during the trial to
hear the regular classes at the intirm-
ary owing to the absence of SO many
pupils No case ever tried in this part
of the state has excited greater inter-
est among the medical fraternity. But
after the long and hard work of try,
= ing the issue the jury hung. 1t is said
ltAat eight were for the plainti ff-aaAi
4 four for She asfendak1 # that 80.
case one more Juryman for the defend.
ant would have given a verdict The
amount the eight jurymeil were In fa-
vor Of giving the plaintiff was not as
certained There is some talk of hay
ing the entire case transcribed and
published for the benefit of medical
students attending the Still infirmary.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-20
CHARGED WITH MALPRACTICE.
A Large Suit Against the Stills Of
KirksviIle.

Kirksville, Mo-, March 17.--One Of
the most important malpractice cases
ever tried in this judicial circuit oc-
cupied the attention Of Judge Shelton
at Kirksville. The style of the case
was Colby O. Granger VS.. d. G. E..
Still. The plaintiff was a girl of about
13 or IA years Of age. In 1895, when
she was three years old. she was treat
ed by DR.. Still for an injury to her hip.
The plaintiffs mother claimed that the
doctor improperly set the dislocation
and thus caused her daughter to be-
come permanent cripple. The girl
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-20
opportunities: they are threatened by
the daring. the desperate and the

the Caring. tne desperate ana tHe
criminal.
On the social and domestic side their
ircomings and outgoings are blazoned
to the world. They and theirs are the
prize animals at the worlds vanity
fair. They are daily confronted with
Misrepresentation; envy traduces
them, the sordidness Of the world
seizes them, and in very many cases
the best emotions of their lives are
dwarfed and shriveled. There are
some, 1t Is true. who count public at
tention, but to the average man of
sense and sensitiveness the conditions
thrust upon him by the acquisition of
great wealth are often intolerable, for
1T Is only by the most fortuitous cir
oumstances that he can avoid the spot
light of publicity.
And, after all, according to Mr. Car
negie. all that is really gained in the
end Is an assured competency for OILS
ege. But why should a man sacrifice
his happiness for that purpose? What
profteth 1T a man that he sacrifices
the years of his strength to provide
for his senility?
Pity the sorrows of the multi mil-
Iionaire!
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-20

of United States senators by direct
vote sets on foot the most promising
move ever undertaken with this object
in view. THE task entered upon is a
most formidable one" continues the
Nonpareil, and If the present move
succeeds at all it can only be after Il
well organized effort extending over
some years.
THE volunteers for Lacys job in
the sixth seem yet 10 be lacking" says
the Mason City Globe Gazette. Lacey
has been one of the Presidents clos
est friends and advisers, and sixth
district republicans know it,
Should any paper and especially
should 4 great state paper color al.
its news with its preiudices?'' asks
the Creston Advertiser. 1T seems TO
be the settled policy of the Register
and Leader to stir up strife and
to belong under the plea that it is Civ
irg the "news"--to turn over to fac
ton the control of it's news columns
when ii should strive to keep them
free from craftsmanship
The Clarinda Herald observes the,t
Senator Delivers letter did no. please
the democrats. Tie senator, it says.
never seemed to be particular whether
or not he pleased the democrats, AMI
| III this instance the republicans OF
| Iowa are with him
IF. by any chance John Hughes had
sworn not to shave until the anti-pass
1 tlll became a law things would be
| looking up in the BARRIERS trade" says
/ the Marshalltown Times Republican.
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Going East,

No. Going East. Depart
l2a-Chicago, Dubuque & Quincy 1908 a. m.
921-Local freight ..... ....... 800 n. M.
96b-Burlington & st. Louis. -. 2:1n n. m.
10b-Peoria, Dubuque & Quincy II 80 n. m.
6a-Chicago Limited ........ :43 p. m.
aa-Ghicago, st. Louis & Quincy ITO p. m.
"a Chicago, Peoria & Rockford il :2s p M
11ssb n 81 n st. Louis 7: 20 A. m
Going West.
5a-Omaha. Council Bluffs &
sa-omaha, Kansas city. Denver. :
Hot Springs, Deadwood. Og-
den, Portland & California 7:45 a. m.
sb-Peoria to creston 1880. 40 p. m.
1sS-m,ed t. ttnm,. .rr,v. ,S s:2s m
1a-Denver to Omaha ....... II AS p. m.
sa3-ddaily; b.except Sunday. Nos. I. 8
Via Fort Misunderstanding East.
Fit. Madison e st. Louis (b) 1885 p. M
Going West.
From Fort Madison and ST.
Louis CD -. 49,. ..11:50 a. m.
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THE TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR.

There is an imp Of awful stripe
Before whose rage we quake.
1t is the fierce and awful type
Ographical mistake.
With snorts. of grim malignant hate
1t crouches in its lair
And drags to undeserving fate
The beautiful and fair
The singer wears upon the stage 5e
A lovely, big red rose;
The monster creeps across the page
And changes 1t to nose
He ferrets out the fair young bride
Whose face we say is sainted
And with diabolic pride
He makes us call it %painted.''
No one by tender wears is barred;
No one by age is spared.
The veteran is battle Scared
He makes him bottle scared"
Thus blithely doth he work each nigh
And make, with soul demeaned,
A statesman tight" who has beer
right"
And turn a friend to "fiend."
And should we scribes together band
To chasten him with clubs
Without a doubt he'd wave his HAND
And change us all to Scrubs"
George Fitch in Peoria Herald
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