Los Angeles herald., 1906-09-09
Pi-LimeS and Pick-UDS
Owl Car.

owl Cars
No more well plod our weary way,
Beneath the pale moons light;
Or thro' the dark or grim or gay,
| When were detained past end O day
The owl cars start tonight!
| No more in cab or auto fleet
Wen cuss tho price-a fright
When we've beep to a festive meet
And see last trans far down the street.
The owl cars start tonight!
Mo more when business keeps us down
Till well past dead midnight.
VIII we tread weary ways and frown;
This now's an up-to-date old town
The owl cars start tonight
oh, blest relief, to think that we
Have got things fixed just right;
We're strictly on the map, are we,
We're citihed again-you see,
The owl cars start tonightl
When a man loses his Job, can that
be called his vacation?
Teddy seems to have turned the muck
rake on Noah webster.
A Kansas City man died just 10 min
utes before his Insurance expired. How
conslderatel
The Smith family did not hold its
usual reunion in New Jersey this
year. Outgrown the state?
Poppy-Why we're you engaged SO
often this summer?
Magnolia--For practice for the real
campaign this winter.
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| Anyhow. the new spelling can't be
worse than the baseball English the
sporting editors use.
Mr.. Bryan makes excuses because he
speaks in only one language. But
what he says in that one makes the
whole world sit up and listen.
Out for a Drive
Ed Winchester got hammer and a
nail and took his girl out for a drive
sunday.-Hilton (Mo.) Messenger.
Minneapolis is to investigate chop
suey. That's a case where ignorance is
bliss.
Palma seems to have a stronger Ha-
vana than he can puff.
Philadelphia woman tried to die
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The worm will turn.
Had Them All A-flutter
Found-One courting couple in the
village of Clarkson. 1t was seen going
slowly down the railroad by a number
of our young ladies' last Thursday
evening about dark. Such a sight is
so rare that 1t created quite a sensa-
tion.-Clarkson IN. C.J Express.
1t is a very energetic man who will
attempt to dig the Panama canal and
reform the English language at the
same time.
| Good Americans. when they die, go
| to Paris"-and some of those now
stranded there wish they had died be-
fore going.
Mrs. Leslie Carter-Payne has signed
a contract that insures her an income
of $6O.000 year for five years, thus re-
moving all doubt of her ability to sup
port a husband.
The rate law is now in effect, and the
railroads arc busy making a noise like
a man who does not like his medicine.
1t seems to be the general opinion
that there are things which would be
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spelling.
Pasadena can't decide what to do with
its relief fund. Give it to us.
| Mrs Palnn-How many servants do
you keep?
Mrs Pepper-None; they are always
coming and going.
They have found microbe for nearly
every ill but hard luck.
The czar is afraid of his cook. That
proves that he is just a common man.
after all.
Newport pastor says his parish
ioners may play Sunday bridge if their
consciences permit. When did New
porterS get consciences?
British News Item
A notorious brigand, who had terror
lied for a considerable time the states
of Wisconsin and Michigan, u. S. A.,
has been cured of his criminal ten
dencies by an operation upon his brain
l-London (England) Daily Mirror.
1t only remains now for Teddy to
design women's gowns.
| GeTIldHy mas IOuIu out now 10 make
cigars without nicotine. So have We
use cabbages
The poet who wrote THE Lay of
Setting Hen" should go to a hennery
and learn few.
Classic Music
The world renown Jack Drum corps
will go to Bidwell Saturday and play
at the bean dinner.-Gallpolis (Ohio)
Journal.
Iowa claims the first frost Of the sea-
son. Republicans doubtless felt It,
Especially Shaw.