Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-06-26

| I'm de angels s'prise
| At dat sweet lii Teller
| Wild de laughin' eyes.
| But d"y amt no angels
| In de fur. bright skies
| LAX dc sweet 1T Teller
| Wild de laughin' eyes.
| Atlanta Constitution.
What's tile matter. old man. he said
as they met the next morning after.
| II feel blue
But last night YOU were the jolliest
member of our party
81 felt jolly"
You acted like boy just let out of
sc hOol."
II felt like one
You said that your wife had gone
Iawav for the first time in three years
and there wasn't anyone to say word
if Won went home and kicked over the
mantel clock
"You sad that If you stayed out until
forr O'Clock there was no one to look at
YOU relroachfully, and sigh, and make
"Ycs. and stayed out until four
lo'clock. didn't To-
| "You certainly did,
jdoor-step.
Eyes. and YOU sang a verse from a com.
c-Opera song. and tried to dane clog.
| yes. and NV wife missed that tram
Now please go away and let me alone.
| Nv non w. -. HoWIllS. Sdlu Il PUNISH
er was the editor of EarperS. a young
man of humble and rough "Xtt FLOR one
day submitted personally to him poem
Mr., Howells looked over the poem
Then he said to the young man:
lid you write this poem YOURSELF?
Yes sir. Do YOU like it, the youth
~ think 1T is magnificent said Mr.
IEowell's Did You compose it unaidcd?'
"I certainly did said the young man
firmly. u wrote every line Of it out of
my own head
Then. Lord Evron. 7 am very glad to
meet YOU. Put was under tn" inn
preston that YOU had died at Miss;t-
llonghi good m;Iny years ago.
Governor n. J. Bachelor. of New
| HamTsllire. docs not believe in kecpir,,
| vcnis"n in the English fashion. for a
| 81 lk" a piece of venISou as well a. amy
man. he said recently. but l want the
meat t" he fresh and sweet. ] can't M
ld"rstand the English method of hanging
game till 1T has become quite putrd.
My rrivnt" opinion is that most peo-
pie don't like game that has been hung -
| believe that they only pretend to like it,
| They are like man who sat near ne IN
a New York restaurant one autumn day.
| "A dish of meat was set before this
| MIN and | saw him taste it. give 4
| pw3l' of disgust and beckon to tn,
| waiter
Waiter he said. this steak is posi-
lilNtiN btu II ITluSt De tntcP weeks Old,
The waiter looked at the dish.
| 1;eg pardon. he said. I have made
a mistake. sir. | have brought YOU .eni-
"Nenison?' said the patron with 4
Eratifi"d smile. 'Ah. yes. Then YOU may
TO he sure he said 1T is veniSon
and very nice. too. very nice indeed"
II don't see your daughter Katie
he MIG
Mu!cahcy. as she sauntered ove: to Mrs
lO'nonncll's and took Il scat on the steps
"Natie's out on her bike. thank We. -
rs that 50? I heard she had one
but didn't think, she went out alone yet
for fear of accidents
Sh" wont out trusting i'll providence and
herself. but her brother. Tom. is on ona
side of her. her Teller on the other. and
old shotgun on his shoulder
"Rut don't sec. Mrs. O.Donncll--'
But YOU will sec il a trolley car or one
knocks her into the middle of a nest o
Hospitals. Then there is where the three
men and the shotgun will come in. ant
| can warrant as many as five funera
professions. each half mile long and tn,
horses prancing about like young lambs
James Rankin Young, cx-Congressman
is responsible for this story about thre,
drowning men. They were ont in a row
boat which was run down by an excur.
sion steamer on the Delaware River
THE accident occurred close to tie shore.
land the Captain Of the steamer imme
ldatelv had a if"-boat lowered.
| While the crew Were pulling toward tn.
struggling mon. an excited individual OF
Save the rcd-headed man Whatever
you do. save the rcd-headcd man.
| All three men. however. W"r" saved
and when they had been safely landed OF
the dock thu. Captain turned to the OK
Icited individual and said
| why did Won want to save the red
headed man in preference to the others
| because" WAS the frank reply. ''ht
loves me a dollar and 4 half.
was seated on" evening in TIN" ware
house of IA friend in the quaint old towf
Iof Ncwhcrnc. North Carolina. ON the
loppOstc side of the street was an African
lChurch in which revival meeting was
being held. From the partly opened win
IdowS came the sound of shouts and the
usual melodies of the cclored race.
Suddenly the door opened and three
lynung Colorcd women emerged there
from The one in the middle mas b"ina
ls,ipportcd by her companions on either
side and her arms were swinging in tn,
air and as they walked along tn" street
that sounded like Got salvation; Foun
lmy Savior. Hol onto my LoHd; anc
Twas led away by her friends: Cleaning
up the office in the corner of the ware
lhOuSo was an old colored woman. Turn
ing to her / said: "Auntle. what Is tins
matter with that girl?'
why. bless your soul. chile. Alntif
Responded quickly. don't You kno"
what's the matter with her ny she
ICot 'licion, But she amt got it half rs
had rs som" poorl" has. Had ito hol
lniv Maria down for n hour and hall
said: lis that so Auntie? Did Marths
lkeep it, !. o. !.
Sh" got il again. ~
well sir just don" licked It mt
Iher."
| It is said that wonderful hGhtlhe
machine the British battleship Dread
naught. will carry fuel coal and Oil
sufficient to take her from England t.
Quebec and back without filling