The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-04-01

along and touched the coxcomb on the
/ shoulder. Ready. Mr.. shawn he
/ said. The cOxcOmb bounded to his
/ feet, all aglOw with pleasure at being
mistaken for a man of intellect. After
/ he had been rubbed down. he gave the
/ attendant half a sovereign, for so full
was he of the pride that goeth before
a fall. As he turned to go he said:
'Er-ny man-er-what made. you
mistake me for Bernard Shave" The
attendant grinned- ''Er-weil, sir, you
see, sir, you ave the same sized feet. -
A lay-Over at a junction in PennsyI-
Vania by THE CRATER company this
season led Hap Ward, the star of the
organization, to take a stroll I'D the
main street of the hamlet and into the
Office of the leading hotel. The pro-
prietOr was an elderly man, slow of
speech, and serious of look. To him
Ward put the following questions:
us this a good show town."
Il guess so. I never go TO the Opery
myself"
What did you have here last?'
Il fOrgit. Bill to clerk behind
desk, what's the name of the last
opery we had in town."
HUH
Whats the name of the last opery
we had in town."
Bill. after mature elaboration:
The learnt pig
Nat NJ. Wills, after a strenuous dav
in Toronto this season, which included
a matinee and wound up with an even
ing performance and a session at the
Press club was glad to seek his pill
low. He was awakened several hours
later by a loud knocking at his door
What do you want?'' demanded Mr.
Wills.
Voice from outside, It's o'clock
What's that2'
Five O'Clock"
''Well, what of it? 1 left no call"
Voice from outside Somebody did
sir"
Then. why the deuce" yelled the
thoroughly enraged Wills, don't you
so and give it to the person who left
it? Do you think that L am dishonest
enough to take another mans call just |
because you are fool enough to offer !
it to me?"
Mr.. Wills vows that in the future he /
will wear earlaps while sleeping in |
Canada.
Joseph Jefferson was a strong be- |
lever in early marriages, and he never /
missed an opportunity to impress his 1
convictions upon young men. In an |
address at Yale he said:
I abOminate bachelors. The older
they grow the more conceded they be-
COME 1 WAS IdlhllS 10 one ana |
asked him why ne did not marry He
paTTied the question by telling about
different young women ne had known,
finding some fault with each one. But
It appeared that all of them had mar
ried.
- You are in danger of getting left
said to him. You had better hurry |
up before it is too late
- Oh said the bachelor, there ara
just as good fish left in the sea
" I know that I said, but the bait
isn't there danger of the bait becom-
ing stale?''
'Sanga,' a lyric drama by Isidore de
Lara. has just been produced at Nice.
and is declared by the critics, many of
wkora were down from Paris for the
opening night 70 be superior to Dan
nUnziO's Daughter of JOriO," which it
resembles in theme.
''6anga" is a pastoral drama. dealing
with the love of a farmers son for a
young girl who works on the farm
This girl, Sanga. is an outcast who mas
been sheltered by the family. The
boys father wishes him to marry
some one else and drives the girl from
the house. She takes refuge in the
A storm breaks over the
valley, which is flooded, and Sanga's
lover, with his father and fiancee, take !