The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-05-05
Saturday Evening,
With the II Long Bo,u
;:-'.Eye Natures walks shoot folly az flies
Indefersibe Criticism sof General Greely's Out Of
y whisker- whiskers that Might Not Be Taken Into
Action Are Clearly Admissible in a Devastated
District, o. 50 :s&sE4 ss2-=3 .Ssst J.sszts

AN FRANCISCO felt safe under General Funston,
s.but since General Greely's whiskers have waved
~, luxuriantly the ruins there are dark NUT
terings. Fears of germs openly expressed on
Market street. - .~.<." -
General Greely's the variety that have crease
down the chin and carry with them the impression
that in some way the top of the man s head has
slipped on him and brought up temporarily between
the mouth and the neck. <~'
,Whskers may a variety of things and all
pamists find it easier to read whiskers than to
translate the lines of the hand Army whiskers Of
the General Greedy cut often indicate that their
makes the reports to Washington, but that he leaves
to the subordinates the simpler pleasures of killing
the foe of digging the earthworks.
= A pair Of whiskers like General Greedy would
hardly do to carry into action They would get full
of mud, bullets autumn leaves, dust, barbed wire
and pieces of Jagged SHE'LL But it may be different in
San Francisco. is possible to lead the charge
up Telegraph Hill in automobile. We no
reason why the first officer in command should not
carry any of whsker that the sanitation of the
city finds innocuous. ~-"-.' :.
Nervous women will be pleased to hear that the
man they are looking for under the bed has been
located at last. The husband Of Mrs. Earl Lindsay
Of Kokomo, Ind, away the other night and
before she retired she looked for the under the
bed'' He there. Mrs. Lindsay did not scream
faint but got her husbands shotgun and ordered the
to out So he did, but She chased
him and fred both barrels One shot hit him, then
policemen caught him. He James Wilson, pro-
fessional burglar. And the police seemed very glad
to meet him. Then Mrs. Lindsay retired.
The village cutup has been writing editorial notes
for the Meadville, Miss, Searohght and get
fine view Of the inner life of the place. He says in
a recent issue:- = = :7*
''Lost-somewhere between home and, Auburn
Mr.. Richard Coy When last he was upon a
telephone pole with bell trying to ring Miss Jamie
Miller up.
''Buit is wondering why he can t ride with the
girls Say, Bluit, you haven't got any buggy; do like
Bert, walk with them.
.''Missss Ruby and Wilkie Montgomery was seen
going to Aaner Thursday Wonder what forq Candy,
guess.
"some very anxious for the railroad; some
dcn't want it. They are afraid it will come thru
sideways instead Of endways.'
Coming nearer home, the Grindstone, s. D., Bee
is likely to get into trouble. The Bee shows its
stinger in the following items: e., 49,.
~ "Mss Fowler the accomplished cook at the Fowler
1nn had quite an accident last week. She baked a
batch Of biscuits which weighed less than pound
each. - :.->'
- Alex. Shoemaker returned from Pierre last week
with heavy load, but the horses not hauling it,
Z. Julius Krutschnitt director of maintenance and
operation of the Hartman roads, has not had
vacation since he has been at work. About month
ago he locked his desk and left New York son a
yachting cruise. On landing at Colon he heard OF
the illness and death of his brother and immediately
started to return. The boilers Of the yacht gave out
and the boat was delayed finally puttinp IN at New
Orleans. There he learned that something had hap
pened at his home at San Francisco and he decided
that no good business could hereafter take E
Ndeatloh "Hle roosevelt was PRESIDENT. Mr.. Krut
sehmitt is now back in the game and working ove
eight hours day despite the rules Of the Railroad
Presidents Labor Union - -"
THE Methodists Of North Pasadena, several mile
from the earthquake, have recently completed iarg
and expensive edfce. On the night Of Nav thieve
stole the cornerstone and its contents valued a
about $40, and bore them all away. The stone, whic
weighed 300 pounds, was pried out of place witt
sfowbars The spre Of the church is nailed Oh an
the Methodists think they will be able to keep i
unless the earthquake comes along too suddenly
Several churches in the far west have hostile fac
tlons that they would be glad to have somebod
steal, and one two sanctuaries claim that the
would not miss the choir but rule the corner
stone IS popular and is to be missed. If Their
shoul9 De craze for collecting cornerstones step
must be taken to safeguard them. A j. R.