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Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

Letters 10 be- advertised by the
postmaster al Perth at3Jo.. y. j..
for the week ending March IT. 1906:
MIR. Broad, Charles Caring. 4. r.
Friedman. Mr.. Fal.es, Mrs.. Feieca.
Mrs. Feldman. James tlaremza. TONY
Istman, N2,. Lizzie Erouse. Mihalj
Kon2ul. j.. Lrah"y. Mrs. Fritz j..
Matthew. Anna Vi. parter (2), Adam
Rosemski, Hgtry Rehberg, Mrs.
Ross. Charles Ricch, Miss Sadie
Rogers. 5alatore strunolo, Andre
S%zari5. S. T.. s., Sprogs, w. c. Ter
rill, Walter Z. lothian, Mrs. Harry
Waters. Captain John A. Jensen,
Wilhelm Andersen. Marius Benson,
Benjamin DENIS, Seferin Gonsieski,
Guuhild Grommerk. Piotr Hatodyn-
ski, Ealu1n Istyan. Chris Jensen,
Nauczyuic Jachimoski, Takocs Jan
Osuek t2), FYanciszek Kinelshi, All
Kuong Co, Meri KOyacs, Jozef KAY
alczyk, Francisch Lefokowski, Frant2
Emil Moller, Mikolaj Peczinka,
Francesca Sturino, Gunhild S. Gran
narh, Lipcsey Anna, Domenico Der
nakowicz, Lufi Egvi, Kaisis Erzsinek,
Sander Gluch. Szakatits Istyanna,
Zoczah Mihajnal, Radtinszky Jo-
ham, Demko Kuzan, Jan Kranvcyl,
Kocza MihaljnaI, Juzef Mikutaic,
Jan Maslah, Hifia Mazaska, Michael
Mega. Jan ProAicski, Majk 1zeman-
VIZ. Gilvester Izlevfritt. Michal Vol
kosviez. Wcllae4 yag Wlada.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

oy dN. anu L say II tuupudtlcdlN3 tldC ILL ~AAli1Ill
CAN OMA is NOT WOMANLY; SHE is NOT
A WOMAN. In America woman COMMANDS man. Man does
not count there. She lives so that she can have "a good time; she lives
for sensations. She wants to be alone, and she cannot be alone with
out ~dabblng today with chemistry, tomorrow with physiology and the
day after with Buddhism. She is made up of RESTLESSNESS
AND FIDGETINESS long before she is twenty-five. But she is
very beautiful.
The Erenchwoman has intense energy. She does not understand
false positions, and she is impatient of them. In England, on the
other hand, everything is sacrificed to FALSE POSITIONS.
In Germany they think their greatest character is woman. There
they have everything in perfect order-their army, their navy, their
educaton-but the woman is the CANKER in Prusian life. And it
is through woman that Prussia will 90 to rack and ruin.
The greatest heroes were madly fond of women. The English arc
very proud of Nelson and Of Trafalgar and rightly so, but there would
have been no Trafalgar had there been no Lady Hamilton. It was
Nelson's love for his Emma that made him fight as he did at Trafalgar.
IT WAS HIS LOVE FOR EMMA THAT PUT INTO HIM
THE ARDOR WHICH BROUGHT OUT THAT IMPRESSIVE
PATRIOTISM.
mediocrities rather. And yet Napoleon loved them, and it was LOVE
which induced him to do the great deeds he did.
British women are too cold TO take their riehtful place, to perform
their proper part, in the inspiration of heroes.
If ANYTHING GREAT SHOULD EVER COME TO IRELAND 1T
WILL BE THROUGH HER WOMEN.
The Russian woman will discourse on everything. She knows ff-
teen languages, but she is no woman.
Why does the Enelishwomn not take a leaf out of the French,
out of the Irish, book? Why does she not combine some features of
both and become a little more active, 4 little more influential! Let
her keep her boy with her till he is fourteen or fifteen and not send
him away to a public school at ten; keep him under her MATER
NAL INFLUENCE, in the home atmosphere; lavish more love,
more kisses, N him and try to make a hero of him. Let her not be
afraid of making him eheminate.
Love is the goddess that rules the heart and the head, and it is
woman that gives the keynote to everything.
NO MAN CAN EVER BE A REALLY GREAT MAN UNLESS A
WoMAN's INFLUENCE WAS SHED ON HIS YOUTH. GREAT MEN
IMPLY GREAT MOTHERS AND GREAT WIVES, SUCH AS IT SHOULD
BE THE AMBITION OF EVERY WOMAN WHO AsPIREs TO THE
TITLE OF NEW TO BECOME.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

According to the Camden Post-Tel-
egram New jerseys oyster industry is
to be put far in the rear by the state
of Louisiana. The Post-Telegram
says;
The United States Supreme Court
has just decided a boundary dispute
that will attract attention especially
among growers and dealers in the lus-
cious oyster. 1t involved the n
ship of a million or more acres of
water and uninhabited land, Of no
value to anyone inherently at II
time but have become desirable be
cause Of their natural fisheries and
oyster beds. The dispute of owner
ship was between the states Of Mis-
sissippi and Louisiana, and carried to
the L. S. Supreme Court, which alone
has original jurisdiction between
states, and where the boundary dis
pute between New Jersey and Della
ware rested for so many years.
Louisiana was created a state many
years before Mississippi, and it's boun-
diaries then fixed and which could not
subsequently be changed by an act Of
congress, but later. when Mississippi
WAS made a state jurisdiction was Civ
en- it over all islands and waters with
in six marine leagues. or eighteen
miles, of the coast, This infringed
upon the then worthless lands within
the boundaries fixed previously OF
Louisiana, which the court decides
was illegal and jurisdiction restored
to Louisiana. The decision, however.
will not affect the development of the
Gulf oyster industry, but merely has
ten the time when Louisiana will be-
come the greatest producer of oysters
in the coHItry because Of the vast eX-
tent ofxthe natural oyster bed lands.
that for so long a period were regard
ed worthless or of so little value nc
Il cared to make claim to them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
FIRE ALARM \

23-Raritan Copper Works.
26-High and Lewis streets.
27-Madison avenue and Paterson street
26-Market and First streets.
35-Smith and High streets.
ST-State and Smith streets.
43-Buckingham ave. and Hartford st.
45-Commerce and Front streets.
47-High and WASHINGTON streets.
54-State st. and Buckingham ave.
66-Hall avenue and Charles street.
b7-State and Wayne streets,
G2-Washington and First streets.
63-New Brunswick ave. and Elm ST.
64-Smith street and Watson avenue.
65-Commerce and State streets.
72-Front and Smith streets.
73-Water and Gordon streets.
74-Kearny avenue and Gordon street.
S2-Smith and Herbert streets.
S3-Woodbridge road and Washington st.
S4-Lehigh avenue and Stanford street.
To send in an alarm, open the door OF
the box and pull down the lever and let
go. once only. Stay at box until tiremen
arrive.
SPECIAL CALLS.
/ tap-Breap in circuit. , taps-Dril-I
and fire alarm test. 8 taps-Fire out b
taps-Police call. 12-Call for Lincoln
Engine Company. 13-Call for Washing
ton Hose. 14-Cal for Mcclellan Engine
Company. 15-Call for Protection Hook
and Ladder. 16-Call for Eagle Hose
Company.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
SATURDAY, MARCH II
A SQUARE DEAL WANTED.

The unfairness of the assembly dis
trict bill, which gives one assembly
man 10 SNsS R%rqpswick alone, but
makes Perth Amboy share with. tnree
townships and three boroughs, is evil
dent to all. AS one assemblyman
comes from each district, this bill
means that every year New Bruins
wick will select a man from one OF
her six wards to go t o the legislature,
while with us, a man is to be selected
from either Perth Amboy, Wood
bridge, Raritan, Piscataway, Metuch-
en-, Highland Park or Dunellen, This
city cannot let this bill pass without
a strenuous protest.
In the census Of 1905 Perth Amboy
had a population of 25.S95 while New
Brunswick was but 23,133. In the
five years from 1900 to 1906 this city
increased S,196. while New Bruins
wick added by 3,127 to her popula-
ton. Taking this growth as a basis,
it is but reasonable 10 suppose that
this city will be still larger than the
county seat in 1910. On what grounds
then, does New Brunswick ask for an
a%ssemblyman all to herself while
Perth Amboy shares with six town
ships and b%oroughs?
AS it is, New Brunswick always
gets the senator. There is no reason
why she should, but the rest Of the
county generally gives in and New
Brunswick gets the seat in the upper
house. Now. it is proposed to also
make her certain of always getting
one seat in The assembly. Highland
Park, which is only across the river
from New Brunswick, is in The dis
trict with Perth AmDoy. Occasional
ly that borough will want the assem-
blyman, and she is entitled to the
office once in d while. That would
mean that Perth Amboy would get
nothing, while New Brunswick would
probably have the senator, one assem-
blyman and practically as good as
having another, counting The High
land Park man.
Perth Amboy cannot stand for this.
Let New Brunswick take some of her
surrounding territory into the district
with her, the same as this city is will
ing TO do. We demand a square deal
or those responsible are going TO
hear from us in no uncertain terms.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Professional Women
May Be Domestic

BY Mrs FREDERICK NATHAN IF New York.s ufrasia.a m Lecturcr
%2s2@lIERE is no reason why women who are actively interested III
q the affairs of the nation can't be JUST AS DOMESTIC
~ AND LOVELY TO LOOK UPON as those who lead a
narrower life. Most women have a certain amount Of lei
sure, and they prefer to pass that time in talking about the improve
mcnt Of the city's parks, political conditions and writing addresses for
womans suffrage meetings, instead Of gambling at bridge, going TO teas
and attending luncheons which take all the afternoon to eat and &
week to digest. There il a woman living near me who is a prominent
lawyer and who has a host Of professional women friends. WelL al
most every dv [ see them crowded about the carriage of THAT
LAWYERS BABY, showing just as much interest i'll its now tooth
as ever.
Conservative man says what woman is capable Of and what she is
incapable of, and when she steps outside the sphere that he has as
signed her he calls her
HE SEEMS TO THINK THAT A WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN
SUFFRAGE MUST HAVE SHORT HAIR, MASCULINE CLOTHES AND
A SOUR DISPOSITION.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
In Danger
OF OverpOpulation
BY DR.. CHARLES 4. L. REED. Professor of Gynecolody In
University of Cincinnati

BY Dr.. CHARLES a. L. REED. Professor of Gynecolosy In tn
University oil Cincinnati
6m@ HE overpeoplng of our land is destined to be a very prac-
teal, indeed Il very perpexing, problem in the NOT RE
MOTE FUTURE. The rate of increase III the density of
the population in Great Britain for the seventy years from
1920 to 1890 was $50 per cent, and i'll France, Belgium and Italy 1t
was less than 100 per cent.
IN THE UNITED STATES FOR THE SAME PERIOD 1T WAS $50
PER CENT, AND FOR THE SUCCEEDING FIFTEEN YEARS THE
RATE OF INCREASE IN THIS COUNTRY HAS GREATLY AccELER,
ATED.
Take these facts in association with the additional fact that much
of our great area CANNOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE SUSTEN-
TATION OF THE PEOPLE, and it requires no vivid magma
ton, no prophetic vision, to foresee the time not many generations
hence when the family institution here will be subjected to the DIS
INTEGRATING SOCIALSTIC INFLUENCES that are today
assaling it under pressure of overcrowding i'll the countries Of
Europe.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Outdoors for March.

Outdoors for March, under its
new ownership, comes to us like a
breath from the open fields. It's con
tents are certainly inspiring. There
is a fine coVor design by Louis
Rhead, expressive of windy March.
printed in tones of green. Camping
Out' is a notable article by Horace
Kephart, telling how to be happy in
the wilds and is appropriately Illus
trated. when You Were a Young
ster,' by Edward Cave, tells of the
natural craving of children for out
door life and some Of the effects
which the first taste Of freedom pro-
duces. 1t is finely illustrated. The
Camera and How to Choose It, is
an article of prime importance for
the increasing host OF camera
tiends' who want to know the best
all-round camera for the holiday
trip.
In the very important department
of Country Home, Farm and Gar
dem Mrs. Kate V. Saint Maur. the
wcll-known writer on country life
and household economics, tells of
the roper treatment ana care of the
farm land. the orchard, the vegc-
table garden. poultry, including
ducks, turkeys and guinea fowl. with
special instructions as TO managing
the incubator. The bows and girls
pets are not forgotten in her talks
Oh rabbits, |canariCs. fancy mice and
rats. These directions how 10 make
the farm pay are worth many times
the cost of the magazine.
There are ONE Illuminating odi-
4a-s.1. IaanntItA. ttL .L -F n.4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

The school board acted for the best
interests of the city at its meeting
Thursday night in awarding the con
tract for heating the annex to school
No. 8. n. S. Kellogg had a bid in,
but he was high and therefore did
not get the work, For the past few
years Mr.. Kellogg has been getting
everything in sight, in his line, seem
ingly regardless of his figure. This
has come to an end. The fact is wor-
thy of notice.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
NEW YORK HERALD WEATHER
FORECAST.

In the Middle States and New Eng
land today fair weather and fresh to
light westerly winds will prevail, with
slightly lower temperature, reaching
the freezing point in the northern and
central districts. On Sunday fair 10
partly overcast weather will prevail,
with slight temperature changes and
light westerly to northerly winds, ana
on Monday partly overcast, milder
weather, followed by increasing
cloudiness and rain or snow in the
interior of this section.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
A Rrida's Sad Fate

Mrs. Blifkins--l am afraid my darter
is awful unhappy with that new hus-
band of hers.
Mrs. Gab-Do tell! Have you heard
so?
NO; but I've seen him on the street
every day since he got married, and he
walks along just as chippy and indie
pendent as ever. He doesn't look sub
dued a bit."-N. Y. Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Editorial Page Of the News.

this solicitude for the pest was not
explained, but the senate did a very
wise act when it defeated the bill to
establish the state in the antitoXin
manufacturing business and make fat
berths for certain ambitious chemists.
Camden Courier.
What about the fat graft for the
trusts whose hold on the threats of
the dying children the defeat of the
bill makes all the more secure?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
The Mystery of Life.

The Millyards keep house on $40 a
week.
That's very different. The Mill
yards can afford TO be beggarly.
They've got money to burn. We are
poor, and il we try to live On less than
$50 a week, we shall certainly be
ruined. Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Made No Difference.

"Mr. Molder." said the editor-in-
chief to the editorial writer, you may
prepare a column leader on the ques-
ton of the territorial and civil govern
ment Of China. .. aa
But I don't know anything about
it," replied Mr.. Molder.
That's all right. Neither does any
body else. Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
When Publicity Doesn't Cure,

bat what difference can it possibly
make to you when "A public library in
some obscure little town refuses to adj
nit our books to it's %shelves?" they
asked him.
mo difference at ALL" said the pop
ular author. It's the publication of
the story that helps me."-Chicago
Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

at grieycs me to find that you pre-
fer saying disagreeable things about
people said the considerdte woman.
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne, "3Ge
it erieves me 10 find such q universal
preference for hearing disaereeab.c
things. "-Waahingtop Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
His Solicitude.

Have you ever made any effort to
bring your colleagues to your way OF
thinking?'
No answered Senator Sorghum,
Il don't care anything about their way
Of thinking. What l want is to bring
them tomy way OF votoing.'-Washing-
ton Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
For His Stonlach's Sake.

con what grounds do you expect to
get a divorce from your wife, asked
the friend.
"IncOmpatibility of temper replied
the dissatisfied husband. She is al
ways qHarreling with the cook, and |
can't afford 10 lose the ook.'-Chicago
Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

The bright clerk was lacking up the
aow calendar.
ITS right pretty commented the
boss, but you have il crooked"
"Oh, that's all right" laughed the
bright clerk. 1T was given out by a
crooked insurance company."-Chicago
DAY. News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Little Puzzles.

Mrs. McSosh-It's the little things
that worry II the most.
Mr.. McSosh--You're dead right. It's
usually easy for me to find this house
when / come home at night, but the
heybole always stumps me,-Cleve-
land Leader.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

There are a terrible lot of defense
less lawyers in this town, aren't they?"
'Defenseless lawyers.' | don't be-
Iicve | understand you.
Why, 0 know, ignorance of law is
no defense. Houston Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
War Notes.

That young Mrs. Potter has a queer
hobby" said Mrs. Henpeck, when
V g She sees a wedding notice in the
paper she clips it out. | wonder what
she wants with them?"
~"Probably,' replied her husband,
half-hoping, half-fearing she'd catch
his meaning, probably she puts them
in a scrapbook. "-Philadelphi Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Truth Gomez OFT.

Waiter said the guest in a cheap
restaurant lis that a steam-hammer
| hear in the rear?"
mo, sir" answered the waiter
"That is the cook preparing your
steak, sir,"-Royal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Fad Just Two.

Little Tommy was very quiet during
lie first courses, and everyone forgot
&c was there. As the dessert was be-
ne served, however, the host told a
funny story.
When he had finished, and the
laughter had died away, his little son
Exclaimed, delightedly: Now, papa,
tell the other one. r-Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
An Early Instance.

who was D~iogenes?' said tho
youthful student.
"Diogenes, my SON. answered the
insurance director. was the original
investigating committee. Washing.
ton Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Honest Confession.

AT any rate said the woman who
sneers, Il am not a p~arveuue.'
Neither am l." answered Miss Cay
eune. But hate to think of The fool
ish investments have made trying to
become Il ~ Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Q

Bessie-Oh. Tommy! My new baby
dolly is almost human. When |
squeeze her she begins to cry, and
when | put her up to bed she closes
her eyes!
Tommy-Huh, She'd be more hui
man if she closed her eyes when you
walk the floor with her, and began TO
cry when you put her to bed!-Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
sunny SID OF LIFE.


Redd-I understand it takes more to
keep that automobile of yours than it
originally cost. .
Greena-That's right.
We'll, | don't want anything that
takes more money to keep than it doe
to get"
WAY? You've got a wife, haven't
you?"-Ycnkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
They Went Together,

] had a fricvl ] had, as well,
A little cash 10 lend.
And now I've lost, On. sad to tell!
My none ana my friend.
Philadelphia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
IIer Friend.

"She says they are happily mar
ried."
"She may be, but III bet that he
isn't Houston Pest.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17

The senate yesterday defeated the
bill making an appropriation for the
exter mihation Of the mosquito. VIII
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Eard Lines

Bacon-Did you notice Miss Fussan-
feathers on her bicycle to-day?
Egbert-No, | didn't, and she ran
into me.-Royal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-03-17
Where. Indeed?

do you believe in divorces?"
Certainly"
do you mipd giving me a reason for
your belief?'
why, Whefe would lis theatrical stars
&c ii we did4 adgertise Houston