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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

1t doesn't matter so much about your
clothes SO long as your intellect doesn' t
bag It the knees.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

Nothing is such sweet music to some
people as sound waves of their own
making.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

A woman would have unlimited con-
all she says.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13
Is a Remarkable Woman.

= And withal Mrs. Green is a remark
able woman, as well as one of the
very wealthiest in the world. She
has reduced economy to a fine art.
She enacts Walpurgis tricks of
witch-like transformations. and gen
orally has two or three lawsuits on
hand, in which she has been accused
by some one who claims to have been
wOrsted in a bargain. Chicago, Bos-
ton, Brooklyn and many other cities
have felt her iron hand.
She has ingeniuS attitude toward
taxes and is seldom concerned. She
has at different times, it is said, gone
under the names of Lewis, Dewey and
Nash to hide her identity.
The great Chemical bank, which
she practically owns, pays $50 pes
cent year, and its stock is quoted at
4300. In its Golfers are many mil
lions of ready mOney-aS much, per.
haps as Sage ever handled at one time.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

The sense Of humor refuses to work
smoothly when the hardship Of the
situation is your own.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

He is preternaturally wise who can
always tell where the fun will come in.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

You can't pump a gallon of informa
ton into pint Of brain.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

There are some people who are be-
low suspicion
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

Nothing rcfreshes some mems mem
ory like a ten dollar bill.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

He-Have you nothing to say to me,
now that 1 am leaving you forever?
Ehe-Au revoir.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

That a mans word is as good as his
bond may not make the bond market
able.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

The hardest part of holding a snap
Job is lodging the inspector.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

That rich girl makes hit with me
ali right"
why"
because she's q miss"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

1t takes a good actress to make good
for her press agent
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

When you find a frigid lady. try
thawing her out with ice cream sodas
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Don't chase big joys so hard that you
trample down little ones.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

Some hired girls give the family corns
on their tempers.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

4 lazy man is a joke on the bus
tiers.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

You never heard of a mortgage TAX
ing q vacation.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

His Flance-Clarence has such an
affectiOnate, magnetic way of kissing.
Her Dearest Friend-So several Of
the girls have been tellir; me.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13
~ IyCD IN

NEISCDm.
YOU say you have confidence in the
wisdom of that statesman"
YES"
TITS my opinion that he holds dan
gerous views. but refrains from ex-
pressing them
1T is in not expressing them that he
shows his wisdom. Was hineron Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

People will take your advice if it
costs them something.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

Even a deaf man can hear the noise
a fifty dollar bill makes.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

But it isn't certain that you will find
your sins out if the police do not lend
q hand.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

4 modern definition Of food seems 10
be anything that isn't good for you.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

Nothing makes a man so laundering
mad as to pay a dollar for an article
and see it marked down to 50 cents the
next day.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13

Debts Of gratitude should really draw
more interest than they do.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-13
Goes II One Better.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

That mans word is as good as his
bond may not make the bond market
able.
You never heard of a mortgage TAX
ing a vacation.
A noisy brand Of disinterested kind
ness fills the sophisticated mind with
suspicion.
The hardest part of holding a snap
job is lodging the inspector.
The sense Of humor refuses to work
smoothly when the hardship Of the
situation is your own.
There are some people who are be-
low suspicion.
4 lazy man is a joke on the bus
tiers.
When you find a frigid lady. try
thawing her out with ice cream sodas.
Nothing is such sweet music to some
people as sound waves Of their own
making.
She Knew Him.
He-Have you nothing to say to me,
now that I am leaving you forever?
She-Au revoir.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05

DRAMATICALLY
TOOK HIS LIFE

81. Petersburg, March Sat a meeting
yesterday OF the FIR. Gapon organization,
which was investigating. the scandal in
volving charges OF accepting money from
the Government. an accused member
dramatically committed suicide.
With the recent disappearance OF Ma
tushensky, the assistant OF FIR. Gapon,
who was charged with embezzling $4,000
belonging 10 the workmen's organization.
IL was discovered that the Moderate labor
organization. which Gapon established
after the Russian emperor's manifesto OF
Oct last. was subsidized by the gov
ernment. which supplied funds for the
rent OF club houses and for literature
The revelation was made by the presi
dent Of the Putilor section OF the organi-
cation, who complained that $1,000 OF the
funds furnished through former Minister
OF Commerce Timiriazeff had not reached
the treasury OF the Moderate party.
When Matushensky was arrested at
Saratoff. Feb. "a. IL was said he would be
taken to st. Petersburg for trial. and
that the proceedings against him were ex-
pected 10 be sensational on account OF his
relations with Premier White, former
Minister OF Commerce Timiriazefr and
other prominent persons.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
LURED To ALLEY
AND HELD UP At
REVOLVER POINT

Harry Wallonstein. 30, was held up by
two men in Chickenfoot alley last might
at about 10 o'clock and robbed OF
sS5, according TO the story he told TO
the police.
Wallonstein claims that he met the two
men on a railway train while on his way
from New York 10 Boston last night and
was induced TO stop Off at this city. He
asserts that one OF the men held a revolv-
er to his head and the other struck him
on the right side OF his head, dislodging
his glass eye.
Wallonstein reported the affair TO officer
Thomas Wolf OF the central station. In
company with Lieut.. w +. ONeil and
Lieut.. II. d. Robblee he visited the Union
station. Two men were seen there an
swering Wallonstein's description but he
was not able 10 positively Identify them
They told straight stories. Later two
men were brought to the central station
who. II was thought at first. were the men
wanted but proved TO have no connection
with the robbery.
The men boarded the train at Bridge
port, Conn, according 10 Wallonstein. and
engaged him in conversation. They Of
fered 10 get him work with the Edison
Phonograph company I'm this city and in
duced him 70 stop off.
A trolley car was boarded and then
came the alley hold-up, Wallonstein CIV
ing up S35 in his vest pocket, but not S. he
had In a trousers pocket.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
WOMAN KNOWS
WHERE To FIND
PIRATES LOOT

Boston. March 5.-Millions OF treasure
captured by cutthroat crew whose ship
few the Jolly Roger" cached on an is
land In the Gulf OF ST. Lawrence and the
place OF concealment kept a secret for
70 years. and now I'm the possession OF a
Boston woman, are fitting before the eyes
OF half a dozen Bostonlans. and there Is
a possibility that they will finance an eX-
pedition 10 go and get the treasure. There
are said TO be more than 100000 OF II.
and all that Is lacking is somebody with
money TO guarantee the expedition.
A woman who signs herself Sadie j.
Mason now holds the secret She has ad-
vertised for bankers. Miss Mason says
she can convince the right persons OF the
truth OF her assertions that there are
millions In silver. gold and jewels waiting
only TO be taken away. and her main con-
Germ seems 10 be TO prevent the Canadian
government from getting part OF the
wealth.
81 am not ready 10 give ell the details
of the story" said Miss Mason" but /
am absolutely sure that the wealth Is TO
be had for the journey, and | am trying
TO get means TO finance the trip now. L
do not care to say just where the wealth
is hidden. / am afraid that II the exact
location were made public the Canadian
government would learn OF IT."
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
Ry EDWIN DRAPER, Auctioneer.
I37 Banigan Building. 10 Weybosset street
MORTGAGES SALE.

Will be sold at Public Auction on the
premises on Tuesday. March 20th. 1906,
at 12 o'clock noon, under and by virtue
OF Ihe power Of sale contained in that
Mortgage deed made by John NJ. Mac
Donald and Marion +. G. Macdonald,
his wife. dated July 18th, 1899, and re-
corded I'm the office OF the Recorder of
Deeds I'm the City OF Providence, In Real
Estate Mortgage book 206 at page So
the conditions OF said Mortgage deed
having been broken:
That certain lot Of land. with all the
buildings and improvements thereon,
situated In the City OF Providence, IN that
part which was formerly Johnston,
County OF Providence and State OF Rhode
Island. and laid out. delineated and
described as lot numbered one hundred
and twenty-one O2D, In Section A, on n
plat Of land entitled "Plat OF Plain Farm,
West Providence, by Cushing q Farnum,
1853" said lot of land fronting easterly on
Ralph street formerly Rose street,, on
which IL measures fifty 600 feet, and hold
ing that width extends back at right
angles with said street one hundred d00)
feet as said lot md street arc indicated
on said plat, which is recorded I'm said
Town Clerks office, and now recorded IN
the office OF the Recorder Of Deeds in the
City OF Providence.
by order OF the Assignee and present
holder of said Mortgage deed. who hereby
gives notice OF her Intention TO bid at
said sale or at any adjournment or post
ponement thereof
Providence. r. l.. February 2sth. 1905.
f26-m3-10.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
ARCHBISHOP
SCORED STAGE
IN ROUND TERMS

81. Louis. March Sin his sermon de
livered yesterday Archbishop J. j. Glen
non severely criticised theatres and de-
plored the tendency of people 10 patron
ize them. He said I'm part:
ITO go night after night to the theatre
IS a mark OF decedence. You avoid the
cancer hospital and the pest house. while
night by night you rush madly TO enjoy
the sad Procession OF moral lepers. ex-
posed amid the plaudits OF the multitude.
the cancerous growths. the deadly Vices
that destroy the souls OF men.
"Roue and demi-monde are depicted
with startling realism and mans deprav-
fly and womans shamelessness are held
forth the expression or genuine and
ft means for entertaining a Christian
people
You say there Is still even genius back
OF IL all. Yes. perhaps. But IL is only the
genius that gilds the tomb. the phospho-
us that accompanies the last stages OF
putrefaction.".
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
NERVY FIREMAN
JUST TOO LATE
TO. MAKE RESCUE

New York, March 5.--The Forty second
street car barns OF the Metropolitan Rail
way company of the Hudson river were
destroyed by fire last night.
One man. said 10 have been an employe
OF the company. lost his life and several
persons were injured. fireman seriously.
Between 80 and 40 cars OF the Thirty
Fourth street crosstown surface line
were In the barns and all were destroyed.
The total damage Is estimated at more
than 5000. 900.
When the fire had ga aned great head
way and when IL was thought everybody
had escaped from the building a man
suddenly appeared at one Of the rear win
dows and called loudly for help. He was
ON the second floor. completely hemmed
In by the flames. and his clothing afire.
Lieut.. Grogan OF Engine company So
managed to reach the window by means
OF ladder and was about 10 take hold
OF the man when he tottered back into
the fiabes and was seen no more.
Grogan was compelled 10 beat a hasty
retreat TO save his own life. the fire
reaching the window a few moments
after he had clambered TO the ground
The fire originated In one OF the cars
which had been run into the barn for
storage during the night. II II supposed
TO have started from a short circuit.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
new ORLEANS WILL PAY
BIG PRICE FOR MOSQUITO

New Orleans. March 5.-For the purpose
OF determining whether there are stll
surviving in New Orleans any yellow
fever mosquitoes. the New Orleans board
OF health has offered a reward OF s. for
tho first stegomeyia (the species that
spread yellow fever found in New Or
leans. 81 for the second, g. for the third
and FIVE cents each for each subsequent
stegomeyia mosquito delivered at the Of
fee OF the board Of health during March,
dead or alive.
IT is hoped I'm this way TO discover
whether any OF these mosquitoes sur
vived the general fumigaton carried on
last fall or whether any have been since
brought here or hatched here. As the de-
llveries are restricted 10 March. there
Will be no chance OF raising mosquitoes
for reward, as has been done in some OF
the western states In raising various in
sects or animals for the bounty on them.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
AMERICAN LIBRARY ASSN
Meeting At The PIER

For the first time in the 30 years OF it's
history, the annual meeting OF the Ameri-
can Library association will be held this
year within the limits OF Rhode Island.
the sessions being held at Narragansett
Pier, from June 20 TO July,6, 1906; and the
program and discussions will doubtless
ly appeal strongly TO all those who are in
terested in libraries and their work.
In view OF this fact. and in response
TO the Invitations sent out by the gen.
eral committee OF the Rhode Island LII
brary association. which has charge OF tho
local arrangements for this conference,
an honorary committee of citizens has
been formed whose names serve as evi-
dence. both within and outside OF the
state, that the people OF Rhode Island ap-
preciate the honor and the privilege OF
welcoming so representative body within
their borders.
This committee has been constituted as
follows, the names other than that OF the
chairman being entered In alphabetical
order:
President Faunce OF Brown university.
chairman: General William Ames. Mr..
Stephen III. Arnold. Mr.. Isaac G. Bates,
Mr. Daniel Beckwith Mr. William Bin
ney. G.. Adler Blumer, NJ. D.; ex-Presi-
dent Butterfield OF the Rhode Island Col
lege of Agriculture and the Mechanic
Arts Kingston; Mr.. Charles s. Chaplin,
Mr. Howard l.. Clark. Warren; Mrs. AL
fred NJ. Coats. the Rev. John b. Diman,
Newport; Chief Justice Douglas OF the
Rhode Island Supreme court. Miss Sarah
f.. Doyle, Mayor Dyer OF Providence, Mr..
Stephen o. Edwards, Mr.. William Gam
nell, Professor Henry b Gardner, Hon.
f. p Garrettson. Newport: Colonel r. II.
/. Goddard, Colonel William Goddard,
the Rev. Daniel Goodwin D.. D.. East
Greenwich; the Rev. Edward Everett
Hale. ID. D., OF Boston, and Matunuck,
X. l.; Professor Albert Harkness, Presi-
dent Hazard OF Wellesley college. Welles-
ley. Mass: Mrs. William l.. Hodgman,
East Greenwich Mr.. Il. r. Homer. Lieu
tenant Governor Jackson OF Rhode ISL
and Dean King OF the Womens college,
Brown university: Miss Amelia s. Knight.
Rev. George l.. Locke. Bristol; Mr.. Fred
erlck Roy Martin. Mr. stephen o. Met
calf. Horace g. Miller VI. D.; Professor
w. II. Munro. Mr.. Edward l. Nickerson
Hon. Walter L. Ranger. Mr.. Henry u.
Sharpe. Mr.. William p. Sheffield. Jr,
Newport: Mrs Thomas p Shepard. Mr.
George L. Shepley. Mr. Walter H.. Small
Hon John III. Stiness. Mr.. Alfred Stone,
James f.. Sullivan. NJ. D.: Mr. Cornelius
S. Sweetland. Chief Justice Sweetland OF
the Rhode sand Superior court. Governor
Utter OF Rhode Island, Mr.. William h,
Weeden, Mr. Herbert J. Wells Kinsgton;
the Rev. Charles j. White, d. D.. Woon-
socket: Mr.. owen Wister OF Philadelphia
and Saunderstown. r. l.: President Wool
ley OF Mount Holyoke college, South Had
lev Mass
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
THOUSANDS FOUGHT
TO HEAR MARK TWAIN

New York March 5--The West Side
branch OF the Y. NJ. c. A, which has
been holding Sunday afternoon meetings
at the Majestic theatre throughout the
winter. invited Mark Twain to make a
talk yesterday afternoon. The meeting
was called for $3.50 o'clock. BY o'clock
there were perhaps 5000 people solidly
massed in front OF the theatre.
Those nearest the doors were ham,
mered and jammed and they began to
fight back Some OF the women in trying
TO fight their way out lost their hats and
furs. The reserves were summoned.
The police appealed to the people to
behave and tried TO get them into an
orderly arrangement, but the crowd was
in bad temper. Two or three men didn't
move fast enough and got knocked back
ward by the horses of some mounted
police. They yelled in fright and that
made the crowd madder than ever.
Mr.. Clemens got out OF a carriage in
Columbus circle while the rush was on
walked rapidly around the crowd and
slipped into the stage door without being
observed. In five minutes after the doors
were opened the theatre was packed.
When the house was full the doors were
closed
About 1900 people stin outside clamored
to get in 1t took an hour more for
the crowd TO melt away. When the
trouble was over the police gathered up
a wagonload OF smashed derby hats.
womens hats, fur neckpieces. muffs and
other bits OF wearing apparel including
a flaming red garter that had been lost
in the shuttle
As soon as the meeting was opened
DR. Howard Russell OF the Anti Saloon
league jumped 10 the front OF the stage
and made a speech 10 the audience He
denounced the police bitterly for the way
they hustled the crowd. He accused
them Of brutality and incompetency.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
DIDN'T USE MIZNER'S
NAME ON THE RECEIPTS

Chicago. March 5.-That the name fol-
lowing the hyphen is not being officially
used by the widow OF Charles r. Yerkes
was demonstrated. when packages bear
ing the address OF Mrs G. T. Yerkes were
delivered at the Yerkes mansion and
signed for by her in that capacity.
The United States Express company
wagon drove up In front OF the residence
at 3:25 o'clock with two packages adj
dressed TO Mrs. Charles T. yerkes. These
were delivered TO the butler. who took
the receipt within 10 be signed
In due time the paper came back with
the signature OF Mrs c. T. Yerke. with
out any hint Of the existence OF one Miz-
ner
Inquiries also revealed the fact that
there seemed TO be no especial curiosity
at the residence as to the whereabouts of
the erstwhile groom, who claims 20 be
bedridden with cold. over the telephone
however. II was ascertained that Mr.. Miz-
ner is expected In the city today, hav-
Ing beer delayed by n derailed train at
Columbus, q. Mrs Yerkes. or Yerkes-
Mizner, is keeping strictly TO the confines
of-her own castle and denies herself TO all
callers.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
WORLD STANDS
BY THE FRENCH
At ALCEC|RAS

Paris. March 5.-The voting at Algeciras
on Saturday on the proposition OF Sir
Arthur Nicolson. chief OF the British dele
cation. 10 proceed to tho immediate DIS
cuSsion OF the Moroccan police question
gives great satisfaction here, chiefly be-
cause France has ranged with her n large
majority Of the powers, while Germany is
among the small minority.
All the French journals give the divi-
sion in the form OF a vote, the eight vot-
ing I'm the affirmative being France Great
Britain, Russia. Spain, Portugal the
United States. Italy and Holland, and the
negatives three being Germany, Austria
and Morocco.
The result also affects the diplomatic
status OF the controversy. Germany wants
10 settle the bank ques ton before that OF
the police but France does not wish TO
grant concessions on the bank until she
is sure that Germany will make a re-
ciprocal move concerning the police.
Therefore the decision OF the conference
20 consider the police question requires
that Germany shall say whether she is
or is not prepared to change her attitude
relative 10 the police.
VISIT OF KING EDWARD.
Paris. March 5.-King Edwards s visit 10
Paris is attracting great attention, enor-
nous crowds cheering his every appear
ance on the streets yesterday. The cor
dlality OF the greetings exchanged be-
tween the king and President Fallieres
during his majesty's official call at the
Elyse Palace was much remarked. The
conversation between the two lasted half
an hour
The president returned the call at the
British Embassy. where a state dinner
was held last evening, at which Presi-
dent Fallieres and Premier Rouvier. with
their wives, were among the guests.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
TELLS BY
THEIR SLEEP

81 can tell by my little
ones sleep when a cold is
coming on" said a mother
when speaking of the advance
symptoms of colds in children.
They toss about, are rest
less, their breathing is heavy
and there are symptoms of
night sweats. The next morn
ing / start with SCOTS Emul-
sion. The chances are that
in a day or two they are all
over it. Their rest is again
peaceful and the breathing
normal"
Here's a suggestion for
all mothers. SCOTS Emul-
sion always has been almost
magical in its action when
used as the ounce of preven-
ton. Nothing seems to over
come child weakness quite so
effectively and quickly as
SCOTS Emulsion.
SCOTT q BOVINE, .os Pearl ST.. New York
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
TWIN BROTHERS CAUGHT
C0UNTERFEITING

East St Louis. H.. March 5.--Detectives
yesterday arrested James A. Sapp and his
twin brother, Jesse, on n charge OF coun-
terfeiting
Ii is said that when the detectives en-
tered tho room James held a ladle OF
molten metal I'm his hand. ready 10 pour
into a plaster mold. The police tonight
said James had confessed that he and his
two brothers had been engaged in making
counterfeit dollars.
Floyd Sapp, a third brother. suspected
OF being n lookout" was arrested later.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
For over Sixty vears

MRS. wINSLOwS SOOTHING sYRr,p
has been used for over GO years ty mil.
lions Of mothers for their children whiIs
teething. with perfect success. 1t soothe,
the child. softens the Gams. sllsys All
GAIN cures wind collie. and is the bs,t
remedy for Diarrhoea. at will relieve the
poor little sufferer Immediately. Sold by
Druggists In every part OF the world
Twenty five cents a bottla BE sure and
ask for Mrs. Winslow's soothing Syrup"
and take no other kind
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1906-03-05
MESSENGER BOY WAS TOO
YOUNG TO Be ADMITTED

Fielding, the young messenger boy who
attracted much attention by inventing
new wireless apparatus IN Newport, and
who went 20 New York last week 10 try
10 enter the Wireless School at the Brook
lyn Navy Yard, passed the required eN-
animation. but his age would not allow
his enlistment. The naval regulations re-
quire him 10 be Il years old, and he Is
but l6.