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The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
GAINED "a POUNDS
Persistent Ansemia Cured by Or.
Williams Pink Pills After Other
Remedies Had Failed.

"when I began taking DR.. Williams
Pink Pills." says Mrs. Nathaniel Field,
of St. Adams, Somerset county, Maine,
81 was the palest, most bloodless person
you could imagine. My tongue and
gums were colorless and my fingers and
ears were like wax. / had two doctors
and they pronounced my trouble anRmia.
had spells of vomiting, could not eat.
in fact, did not dare to, had such dis
tress after eating. Ny stomach was filled
with gas which caused me awful agony.
The backache suffered was at times
almost unbearable and the least exertion
made my heart beat so fast that / could
hardly breathe. But the worst Of all was
the splitting neuralgia headache which
never left me for seven weeks. About this
time had had several numb spells. My
limbs would be cold and without any
feeling and the most deathly sensations
would come over me.
Nothing had helped me until I began
taking DIR. Williams Pink Pills, in fact,
had grown worse every day. After I
had taken the pills a short time could
see that they We're benefiting me and
one morning awoke entirely free from
pain. The distress after eating disap-
peared and in three weeks l could eat
anything wanted and suffer no incon-
venience. also slept soundly. l have
taken several boxes of the pills and have
gained in weight from 100 to 154 pounds
and am perfectly well now"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills cure anamia
because they actually make new blood.
For rheumatism, indigestion, nervous
headaches and many forms of weakness
they are recommended even if ordinary
medicines have failed. They are sold by
all druggists, or will be sent postpaid, on
receipt of price, so cents per box. six
boxes for $3.50. by the DIR. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
One WAY Round.

An old man who sells produce in the
towns near Lowell, Mass. has his
share of the best kind of wlt-the un-
expected. Not long ago he delivered
a pair of dressed chickens to one of
his customers. She was in the iitch-
en- when he brought them in. and.
woman-like, shivered little when she
saw the headless fowls.
Il should think you'd simply hate
to cut off the heads of those innocent
chickens" she exclaimed, involun-
tarily.
Il do" replied the old man, "and So
| never do it. | manage to get around
it"
How" the housewife demanded
with eager interest. THE heads of
these chickens are gone"
30, yes" said the old man, cheer
fully. Il chopped the chickens off."-
Lowell Citizen.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
Crucial lest.

Eyes. the prisoner was a woman OF
extraordinary nerve. They tried in
every known way to make her nerv.
ous"
THAT so?"
"Yes. They shot of a gun unexpect
edly, yelled 'Fire!' and told her a dis.
tant powder blast was an earthquake.
Still she was unmoved. Then they
liberated a mouse"
TN wager a bank roll against Z
stogie that the mouse made her nerv.
ous''
Not at all. She only stepped on
1t and laughed"
Great Jupiter! Such woman as
that wouldn't lose her nerve if the
earth exploded"
"Oh, yes. One of the detectives
stepped up and whispered in her ear
that her hair had been mussed up for
two hours. and then she collapsed"
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
EnaIish Officials in lna;a.

Britain uses only handful of Eng
lishmen in its India civil service to
govern the hordes of native; in In
dia. Says an authority: Including
military officers in civil employ and
others. about 1900 Englishmen are
employed In the civil government OF
232. .00O.0 900 of people and in the par.
average there are only four members
Of the ruling race for every million Of
It's subjects. India is a government
Of Indians under British direction"
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
Hotel Has Private Ralns.orm.

The latest hot weather innovation
in Paris is a private rainstorm. While
people in the streets are sweltering IN
the hot sun, guests at the Hotel Cas-.
tiglione may now gaze from their
windows on the big open court. and
have all the cooling effects of sum-
mer rainstorm. To nake the arti-
ficial rainstorm complete the hotel
management has placed in the center
OF the courtyard gigantic umbrella,
some 25 feet in diameter. under which
the guests may read or drink without
getting wet. The limo Trtion is de-
cidedly cooling. and is attracting con-
siderable attention. The mechanism
consists merely of pipes placed high
above the court.
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[ M11MaryKoehne

Nervous exhaustion invites disease.
This statement is the positive truth.
. When everything becomes burden
and you cannot walk few blocks with
out excessive fatigue, and you break
out into perspiration easily, and your
face fushes, and you grow excited and
shalsy at the least provocation, and
you cannot bear to be crossed in any
thing, you are in danger; your nerves
have given out; you nSed building up
at oncel To build up woman's nerv-
GUS system and during the period of
change of life we know of no better
medicine than Lydia E. Pinlham's Veg
ctable Compound. Here Is an illus
tration. Mrs. Mary L. Koehne, 371
Garfield Avenue, Chicago, ILL.,, writes ::
az have used Lydia i. PinkhamsVegetable
Compound for years in my family and it
never disappoints; so when felt that 1 was
nearing the change of life commenced treat
ment with it. took in all about six bottles
and it did me a great deal OF good. 1t tstopped
my dizzy spells, pains in my back and the
headaches with which / had suffered for
months before taking the Compound. feel
that IL it had not been for this great medicine
for women that should not have been alive
to-day. 1t is splendid for women. old or young,
and will surely cure all female disorders"
Mrs. Pinltham, daughter-in-law Of
Lydia E. PinISham. of Lynn, Mass, in
vites all sick and ailing women TO write
her for advice. Her great experience
is at their service. free of cost.
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The Central American Soldier.

These barefooted soldiers are an
tagonists not to be despised. Nearly
worthless in attack. they are neverthe-
less tenacious in holding a position.
a trait that comes from their Spanish
descent probably. In the Cuban cam
paign Gen. Garcia is said to ha We said
in reply to the remark of an American
officer: THE Spaniards never at
tack" This may have been true in
the main, but the defense of the
trenches at Caney showed that the
Spaniards would hold a position with
as much courage and tenacity as any
other troops. The Central and the
South Americans have not generally
showed much steadiness in war, but
there have been occasions when their
conduct has been conspicuous for
gallantry, and all the virtues which
go to make up the stalwart soldier
N o. Times-Democrat
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

Policeman Flynn's daughter Maggie
was i'll at ease. and this was so un-
usual for her that he could not fail
to notice 1t.
What ye been doin'?" he asked.
"Ha-ave ye damned wan iv tn kids
too harr-rd an got his parints afther
ye?"
Il never infiict corporal punishment
on the children in my school. father"
answered the girl.
"Corpril punishment" repeated Po-
liceman Flynn, refectively. Il sh'u'd
MT think ye w'u'd. l niver hear-rd
iv it before, but suppose It's tn kind
iv punishment they ha-ave in tn
ARMY. Anyhow, niver hear-rd iv
corp'ril anywhere ilse."
Il mean that | never chastise them, "
remarked the girl. Il explained that
to you once before"
"Ye did that" admitted Policeman
Flynn, but | was thinkin that mebbe
ye'd Earned some sinse iv late.
What's throublin' ye. anyway? Ha-aye
some iv ye-er gir-rl fri'nds been sayin'
ye ha-ave no taste in dhress or that
ye have a nose that's out iv shtyle?"
Il wish you wouldn't be foolish. IA
ther." returned the girl. Il wan. to
speak to you seriously. I'm thinking
of getting married"
TO tn felly that put me out iv tn
windy"
Yes"
Hes a good ma-an.'' commented Po-
liceman Flynn. Il like him"
You said he could have me. too"
suggested the girl.
"R-right ye are" assented Policeman
Flynn, but signed no tin-da-ay note.
| give him tn option, but tn time
iv day-liv'ry was not fixed. as me
fri-nds iv III shtock exchange sa-ay.
Can he support ye?"
The girl hesitated and showed some
confusion.
You know | could keep right along
with my school," she said, at last, and
in that way we could live more com
fortably together than we can now
separately
Policeman Flynn looked at her re-
proachfully.
Il thought hetther iv ye than that,
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
GOOD AND HARD.
Result. of Excessive Coffee Drinking.

1t is remarkable what suffering
some persons put up with just to sat
isfy an appetite for something.
A Mich. woman says: II had been
using coffee since l was old enough to
have a cup of my own at the table.
and from 1t l have suffered agony
hundreds of times in the years past.
my trouble first began in the form
of bilious collie, coming on every few
weeks and almost ending my life. At
every attack for years suffered in
this way. 1 used to pray for death to
relieve me from my suffering. l had
also attacks of sick headache. and be-
gan to suffer from catarrh Of the stom-
ach. and of course awful dyspepsia.
For about year lived on crack
ers and water. Believing that coffee
was the cause of all this suffering, 1
finally quit 1t and began to use
Postum Food Coffee. 1t agreed with
my stomach, my troubles have left
me and / am fast gaining my health
under its use.
mo wonder I condemn coffee and
tea. No one could be in much more
critical condition than l was from
the use OF coffee. Some doctors pro-
nounced 1t cancer. others liberation.
but none gave me any relief. But
since I stopped coffee and began Pos
tum I am getting well SO fast l can
heartily recommend 1t for all who
suffer as l did" Name given by
Postum Co.. Battle Creek. Mich. Read
the little book, THE Road to Well
vtlla" There's . reason"
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Maggie" he remarked. "F'r why
ha-ave ye been edjicated If ye don't
Farm sinse? Here's a felly that's
shwimmin' along in tn sea iv life.
as they sa-ay in tn books. an he
finds it har-rd work. ''Tis monot-
onous.' he says. an t w'u'd be bet
ther an more inj'yable if c'u'd ha-ave
cha-ange.' So he ties shtone
r-round his nick FIR to ray-lieve tn
monot'ny iv shwimmin' alone"
But don't you see, father" urged
the girl, u will be a help rather than
burden to him?"
"Ye will-f'r a time" replied Po-
liceman Flynn, but tn the'ry iv it
is all wrong. Ye ma-ake me think iy
Hogan an Cassidy in tn Races last
Fourth iv July. ''Tis a sha-ame
says Hogan. FIR us to be usin' four legs
bechune us whin 'tis not nicissary.
In tn inth'r iv economy he says.
let's divide tn labor bechune US an
save our strength So they ma-ade
1t a three-leCged r-race. an whin tn
rist iv tn la-ads finished, OWN to
keepin' sep-rit, Hogan an Cassidy was
i-lOIIlu ol III SlOuiu' taeh wan
cusin' tn other iv havin' held him
ba-ack. 'Tis tn same with marri'ge.
If tn la-ad wants f'r ye to tie up to
him, he sh'u'd have a wagon r-ready
to carry ye over tn coorse. SOS ye
won't be calm names before ye're fair
ly sta-arted."
Il wish you wouldn't talk in par
ahIeS said the girl
Go shlow, there!" cautioned Po-
liceman Flynn. Don't ye get to
calm names whin I'm thryin' f'r to
ma-ake 1t plain to ye. 'Tis this wa-ay:
ye're each pushin' ye-er little ca-art.
an ye think 'twould not be so hazard
f'r tn two iv ye to push wan big
ca-art: but we forgit that t is likely
wan iv ye will ha-ave to git in an
r-ride a bit, an tn other will ha-ave
to do tn wo-ork FIR tn three iv ye."
You mean two, don't your" asked
the girl.
Twas three l said" answered Po-
liceman Flynn. And she hastily
changed the subject.
Then you think a married woman
ought never TO work." she suggested,
with little of bitterness and rebellion
In her tone.
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HUMAN POWER OF RESISTANCE.
People Have Preserved Existence Un-
der Wonderful Conditions.

The inhabitants of Paris once lived
under Henry w, during a siege. on
the most repugnant meals. All grass
which could be found. even that grow
ing between the stones of the pave
ment, was cooked into soups. In a
field oven erected especially for this
purpose delicious" pastries of ground
bones were made up during the period
Of three weeks, and the necessary
bones were obtained from "a nearby
cemetery.
What occurred during the siege of
Paris in 1871 is still in mind. People
ate almost all the animals of the ZOO
logical garden. One of the butchers
sold monkey and urchin meat, and
canal rat as well as dog meat became
Classical" A bakers family con-
sumed during the siege their entire
shop. e., all their goods-and an
aged trsdeswoman stayed in her base
ment for 143 days, living during all
that time on nothing but cheese. The
polar explorers knew even worse
meals The pioneers of the pole con-
sidered raw fish and polar bear meat
delicacies, and Nansen is authority
for the statement that he and his men
were exceedingly delighted when they
succeeded in baking cakes with illum-
mating oil From tarred rigging of the
ship and from lichens which were
found on the desolate rocks not In
frequently the strangest soups were
made
In the year 1901 the well digger ST.
mon of Bonneval, near Chartres, was
entombed by fallen sand and remained
so for five days. having nothing to cat
or to drink. In 1897 some miners in
Wales were rescued from an entirely
flooded mine after ten days, still alive.
The water had already risen to their
chins. There are, however. still more
remarkable cases. The London Philo-
sophical Transactio'si told of a man
who had stayed in a cellar, covered Try
the debris of the building, "a days
without eating and drinking. Italy.
too, presents an instance: it is re-
ported by Sonic. the physician of the
king of Sardinia; In Piedmont three
women had been overtaken by an ava.
lanche, and had been living, when
they were rescued on March 10. 1855.
under the debris of a stable for 81
days.-Harper's Weekly.
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HE DISCUSSES MARRIAGE.
20 1MszggYYl2IEIzSIIes54Iff ISIs5IfTS rpo,JE.z r.

/ "wr-rong." returned Policeman
! Flynn, with emphasis. There's work.
in tn house f'r her to do, an If
throubIe comes It's right that she
| sh'u'd get outside an help, too, II
there's anything she can do; but 'tis
a mista-ake to sta-art in on that idee.
l ha-ave livery rayspict fr tn mar
ried woman that helps to ma-ake tn
liyin whin 'tis nicissary, but it's diff
frint whin a gir-rl an felly puts a
handicap on theirsilves at tn sta-art."
How was 1t in your case?" asked
the girl.
whats that?" demanded Policeman
Flynn, with some perturbation.
How was it in your case?"
"Ye-er mother" answered Policeman
Flynn, evasively. was a sooper-yer
woman"
How was it in your case?" per-
sisted the girl, quick to see her ad-
vantage.
"'Tis wr-rong," asserted Policeman
Flynn, "fr to go into ancient histh'ry
f'r Examples to folly. TIL worlds s
improvin"
How was it in your case?" repeat
ed the girl, determined to drive him
into a corner.
"'Tis no jury thrial we're havin'
here" answered Policeman Flynn.
"Th' coort g adjourned, an well
ha-ave no practisin iv la-awyer
thricks. 1 nived did like thin new
woman idees."
How was it in your case?" again
the girl demanded.
We'll. twas only f'r little while" "
said Policeman Flynn. apologetically.
II had tn promise iv job on tn
polls foorce with pay enough f'r to
keep a wife, or | niver w'ud have done
But she continued working?"
it"
only f'r a bit" explained Police
man Flynn: but 'tis diff'rint now"
How is 1t different?'
Policeman Flynn was SO uncomfort-
able by this time that he began walk
ing neryously back and forth.
Little did l think" he said, that
amy wan but ye-er mother w'u'd iver
ha-ave me wa-alkin' tn carpit in me
own home like tn capt'in has tn
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
MIND AND MUSCLE RELATED.
Fear. Anxiety or Nervousness Fatal to
Difficult Feats.

In all feats of skill the influence of
the mind is most important To per-
form in thoroughly good style any diff.
ficult feat of skill it is absolutely nee
essary that the mind must be free
from fear, anxiety or nervousness. I
knew once, years ago. a man who had
been bull fighter in Spain. During
one OF his glowing accounts of the
sport l expressed my surprise that he
should have left the life. His reply
was: "One day l was about to enter
the ring, and had a little creepy feel
ing of fear. Then l stopped for good.
The man who feels fear is sure to be
killed"
And 1t is equally true that the man
who fears is heavily handicapped, no
matter what the contest may be-
Anxiety and nervousness are closely
akin to fear; and both are so powerful
in their effect as to render it almost
impossible for one to perform perfect.
ly and difficult or delicate feat of skill.
The man who is afraid or anxious or
nervous is almost sure to fail.
All emotions when intense have a
powerful effect upon the muscles This
10 plainly sttn III tHe tension OF tQe
muscles, clinching of hands and arms,
as well as of the face in anger. in the
spasmodic breathing of excitement, in
the muscular weakness and trembling
of fear, and in many other conditions
that might be mentioned Now, in
feats of skill of whatever nature.
whether balancing. juggling. marks
manship, tumbling. or shot putting, it
is necessary that Just the right
muscles must be used at Just the right
instant, and to just the right degree
When, however. the muscles are dis
turbed by emotional excitement. such
delicate adjustment is impossible. and
the probable result is failure.
The mental state most conducive to
success in games of skill is confident
calmness. And by practice this state
of mind may be made habit-a habit
most valuable in all game OF skill. even
in that game of skill called ife.-Dr.
w. r. c. Latson, in Outl;.e.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
He
IverH Ha-ave Me Wa-alkn in Nc

la-ads goin' at tn station whin things
is wr-rong. But ha-ave ye-er own
wa-ay, only | tell ye this: If he mar
ries we before he can support ye. I'll
call him Peter-I will that"
why Peter" asked the girl, some-
what worried by this veiled threat.
Because" replied Policeman Flynn,
impressively, Peter was tn ma-an iv
tn nursry r-rhyme that mad wife
an c'u'dn't keep her."
Copyright 1906. by Joseph b. BowIes)
lCopyright. by the Century COZ
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
Kept His Word.

Biggs-old Man Brown died last
night.
Diggs-Well. he was a man OF his
word. anyway.
What do you mean by that?
Forty years ago he proposed to an
aunt of mine and declared he couldn't
live II she refused him"
And did she refuse him?"
Yes; and now. true to his word.
Brown has ceased to live."-Chicapo
Daily News.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
EdIson,s Automobile Trip.

Thomas A. Edison, the noted inven-
tor. recently started on an automobile
trip that will embrace journey or
over 5000 miles. Mr.. Edison is accom-
panied by his wife. daughter and son-
Tney will tour through northern New
York and New England. and will then
go into Canada, where Mr.. Edison will
make further researches into the Co
balt deposits.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

What do think OF these plans for
exploring the Arctic regions with au-
tomobiles2" They're none of my
troubles" answered Farmr CorntosseL
Let the Esquimos worry"
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

But the coat doesn't make the man
not even a coat Of tar and feathers.
Any man possesses the ability to be
as big a fool as he pleases.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
Easy.

Maisie-Aren't you coming to nv
party?
Daisy-How can I, when I'm in half
mourning.
Maisie-oh. well, come and stay hau
the evening.-Cleveland Leader.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
4 HEALTHY Old AGE
OFTENTHE BESTPARTOFLlFE
Help for Women Passing Through
Change OF Lie

Providence has allotted us each at
least seventy years in which to fulfill
our mission in life, and it is generally
our own fault 4 we die prernaturely.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

Write for cloth samples of my 1000 Hand
Tailored suits. made by l. Rude. the little tAilo<,
l5th and Curtis St, Denver.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

OF course the man who thinks as
highly of himself as you do OF yourself
is conceited.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
We can generally avoid lot OF
trouble by not saying what we think.

Mrs winsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, reduces I'm
nammstion ailsys pain. :ures wind collie 25c bottle
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

ASIA CIGARS.
Will not make you nervous. Ask your dealer or ms
NJ Hyman Cigar Co. $40 18th Street. Denver
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
WANTED SSgss ls2 !ss x:vS *yY

ages IT to IS. must be able bodied, Of
good character and American ettissnA
either native born or naturalizsd. Ap.
ply to Navy Recruiting omes. rosm ~
Pioneer building. Denver. or rson l1s
Postomos building. Pueblo. CoisradA
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
Many British Dialects.

There are seventy-seven distinct
dialects spoken in Great Britain.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

Automobilists in Shanghai.
There is no speed limit for autos
outside the city OF Shanghai. China.
within the city 80 miles an hour il
allowed.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. are fast
to light and washing and color more goods
than others. l0c per package.
The La Jara chronicle., 1906-09-07
important TO Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle of CAsToR1A,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
md see that 1t
The oasis., 1906-11-24
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA
 COUNTY OF SANTA CPUZ ss'

Before me Allen T. Bird, Clerk of the District Court in and fer said County, Arizona Jerrito- ry, on this day personally appeared F. H. Howard known to me to be the person whose ment as the Attorney in Fact of Horace V. Tanner and acknowledged tc me that he sub scribed the name of the said Horace V. Tanner thereto as principal and his own name as At torney in Fact, and as such Attorney in Fact he executed said instrument for the purpose and consideration therein expressed.
 Witness my band and seal of office this 30th day of October A. D. 1906.
 [SEAL.l ALLEN T. BIRD,
 Clerk District Court Second Judicial
 District of Arizona, Santa Cruz County
The oasis., 1906-11-24
JOHN HAwKADY, TSEAL.l JOHN ". BAUDLN, SEAL FRED A. JOHNSON, SEAL. F. II. HOWARD, SEAL HORACE V. TANNER, rc. By F. H. Howard Atty. in fact l0hAh'I
 H.W. CHAPMAN, [SEALl
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA, ' a
 COUNTY OF SANTA CRUZ. ee

On this 30th day of October in the year 1906, before me, Allen T. Bird, Clerk of the District aforesaid, residing therein, duly commissioned and sworn, personally appeared John Haw- kady, John W. Bauden, Fred A. Johnson, F. H. Howard, and H. W. Chapman, known to me to be the persons described in, whose names are subscribed to and who executed the annexed instrument. and they acknowledged to me that they executed the same for the purposes and con- alterations therein expressed
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF, have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal at my office in the said Territory and County, the day and year last above written.
 [SEAL ALLEN T BIRD,
 Clerk District Court, second Judicial
 District of Arizona, Santa Cruz County
The oasis., 1906-11-24
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA. l -

NOUNIl UT oANIA ORUL,
 1, Phil Herold County Recorder in and for the County and Territory aforesaid, do hereby certify that have compared the foregoing copy with the original articles of incorporation of the ESTRELLA MINING x SMELLING CON- 30th day of October, 1906, in Book of Miscel- laneous Records at page-et seq; and that the same is q full, true and correct copy of such original and of the whole thereof.
 Witness my hand and seal of office this 3Oth day of October, A. D. 1906. PHIL HERoLD, [SEALl County Recorder. November 3-December S.