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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-12-23
The Deoadence Of scotch Humor.

The Decadence OF scotch Humor
Parties wanted, with capital to Jolr
practical man in the making OF low
Scotsman.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
Bombarded Farmer.


An Algerian farmer defied the
police and barricaded his farm.
yard. Several rifle volleys were
fired at his place in the hope of
terrifying him. As this appar-
emily had no effect, a three-inch
quick-firing field gun and NELL
mite shell were brought into use.
In all Is bombs we're fired. The
first two flew wide, but the other
16 reduced all the farm build.
ings to heaps Of rubbish, under
which, when search was made,
the farmers body was found.
he had evidently been killed by
a rife bullet OF the preceding
day, SO that all the terrors of
artillery and melinite had been
wasted on a corpse. 1t is per-
haps the first time that the po-
lice have tried heavy artillery on
Ole lone man.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

was a man who, against all Odds
attained the highest honor a man
could get In the United States.
Billiards. Horehound Syrup has
attained a place, never equalled
by any other like remedy. It lie q
sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Bron-
chitis, Influenza, and all Pulmon-
airy Diseases. Every mother
should keep supplied with this
wonderful Cough medicine. Sold
by Crump & Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
WHY WE DO SOME THINGS
It Is Certainly Not Because We APP
pear to Advantage When
Doing Them.


A man does not take off his
hat to u lady because he looks
nicer without it, declares Gilbert
Chcsterton, In the Illustrated
London News. The instance of
bald men would be alone suM-
Gent to upset such an explana-
ton.
He does it because you must
positively do something when
you meet a lady or your whole
civilization goes to pieces; and
taking off your hat is easier than
taking off your necktie or lying
face downward on the pavement.
The primary point is that you
must do something; not that you
must do something beautiful.
And as long as cultivated people
cannot grasp this fact they will
find their efforts quite futile in
dealing with what they often
consider the dullness of the mid
die classes, or the vulgarity and
morbidity of the poor.
In so far as the bourgeois
thinks it more important to wear
a Sunday hat than a becoming
hat, he is perfectly right. 1t is
more important; the religion of
the tribe is more important than
the pretty appearance of Mr..
Jones.
In so far as the charwOman
thinks it more important that
her husband should have a
"proper" funeral than a pretty
funeral, she is perfectly right.
1t is more important; decOrum is
as permanent a human senti-
ment as art, and a much more
pressing one. Any healthy saw
age would understand the char
woman's sentiments exactly, and
perhaps alarm her with demon
STATIONS of barbaric approval.
He would also understand per-
fectly the sentiment of "a Sunday
hat. | believe in savages myself ;
l think that in a great many
matters they represent the en-
during common and moral
minimum of humanity. There is
nothing which l so sincerely re-
spect in savages as their wide.
spread and generally ascertained
disposition to wear top hats.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
YOURLIvER

Your liver is out of order. You
60 to bed in q bad humor and get
up with a bad taste in..your mouth.
You want something to stimulate
your liver. just try Herbine, the
liver regulator. A positive cure
for Constipation, Dyspepsia and
all liver complaints. Mrs. F..
Fl. Worth, Texas, writes:
"Have used Herbine in my fam
lily for years. Words can't ex-
presse what I think about it.
Everybody in my household are
happy and well, and we owe it to
Herbine. Sold by Crunp & Kid
well.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
Twenty Years Battle.

"I was a loser in a twenty year
battle with chronic piles and mall
ignant sores, until I tried Buck
lens Arneca Salve, which turned
the tide, by curing both, till not a
trace remains" writes A. NJ.
Bruch, of Farmville, Va. Best for
old Ulcers, Cuts, Burns and
Wounds. $50 at E. B. Moore's,
drug store.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
A Hard Lot

OF troubles to contend with, spring
from a torpid liver and blocaded
bowels, unless you awaken them
to their proper action with Dr..
Kings New Life Pills; the pleas
ATTEST and most effective cure for
constipation. They prevent APP
pendicitis and tone up the system.
$50 at E. b. Moore's drug store.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
A Farey Story.

Old Gentleman pointing to
lank youth at his side in the
street car)-How much for this
boy-half-fare, ! suppose?
Conductor-Well, no. He looks
as If he were kept on half fare at
home, and needs a change. Full
fare, please.-Chicago Journal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
Unfashionable Kind.

Mr.. Nocoyne-Did you make a
return call upon Mrs. De Style?
Mrs. Nocoyne-Why, no. 1t
isn't fashionable to make return
calls.
II wish all bill collectors were
fashionable.-Los Angeles Her.
aid.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

Join the Home Circle at Evening Tide.
Crude Thoughts From The Editorial Pc
Patience and hope make it easier
to bear the cares and sorrows of
life. \
Money and time are the heav-
lest burdens of life, and the I'M
happiest of mortals are those who
have more of either than they
know what to do with.
Do today's duty, fight today's
temptation. Do not weaken or
distract yourself looking forward
to things you cannot see, and
could not understand if you saw.
Failure does not always mean
weakness; it may mean strength
not quite strong enough for the
greater task. People who attempt
nothing seldom fail. Napoleon
failed 1t Waterloo because all of
Europe was arrayed against him.
There is in this world many
wonderful things. Crystal rivers,
mountains wearing eternal cor
onets of snow, the oceans and
continents, the sun riding in ma
jesty through its pathway of stars,
his replendent robes trailing like
barnished gold over land and see.
The age itself in which we live is
one of meracle, but of all the WON
derful creatures of man and his
creator, there is nothing grander,
more wonderful or more valuable
than true woman. Her price is
far above rubies. Woman, wife,
mother! These three degrees
co nplete the magic circle in which
she lives, moves and has her be-
ing and glory.
"The first day I was sent to
school I went home at recess,
thinking school was OUT" says
Bert Walker. "As 1 have grown
older I find that a whole lot of
people did the some thing, and the
sad part of the affair is that too
many of US never went back" In
this life be careful that you don't
go home at ces If you start
to learn a trade or profession,
stay by it and master it. Don't
chase away at ecess Ifyou have
business attend to it and-don't
go home at c This going
home at recess has sent man in to
bankruptcy. 1t has caused moth
er's tears to flow and mothers
heart to ache. 1t has made crusty
old bachelors and sour old maids.
1t has filled worlds with ignorance
and made barren deserts of plains.
Going home at recess means that
you have fallen asleep at the
switch and your train has plunged
into the ditch. Always stay until
school is out.
G Many of our brightest young
men with lives of rare promise,
early turn their attention to poll
tical oaree which soon proves
their downfall. We soon find
them drinking the health of the
aspirant for political honors;
drinking with "the boys" to in
sur their votes; drinking toasts
ut the reception of the victorious
candidate, drinking with every
body before the election, and a
gread deal more afterwards. All
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

this has fixed q habit which he
cannot shake off and in the re-
tirement of his own home he turns
to the wine bottle for the excite
ment which he formed in politics.
Young men, keep out of politics
only as you can let your influence
be felt for their publications.
One of the many interesting
sights at Yellowstone Park is the
eagle mother teaching the young
to start on the journey of life.
With her own wing she pushes the
young bird off the rock of the high
ledge, which had been the only
home it had ever known. With a
mothers eye she watches it fall,
but before it strikes the rocks be-
low, with the speed of the wind
she darts beneath it and the
young eagle finds a soft landing
upon the feathers of it's mothers
back. 1t is then carried to the
highest cliff and the experience
repeated until the young eagle gets
strength in it's wings and can safe
ly go on life's journey alone.
With the san,e watchful care does
the good mothes see her flock, one
by one, leave the old home. One
by one she let's them 60. One to
be a missionary, n a doctor, one
a publisher. With the eye of an
eagle she watches them as they
successfully travel in their chosen
paths, and they frequently cast a
look back and see their eve faith
full mother still watching. To
whom is their success do? Verify
to that mother whose christian
teaching started their little feet
Alright and whose saint-like face
acted as a beacon light to them
when tossed upon the strong sea
of temptation,
A girl whose days are spent in
idleness, dreaming of things that
can never come to pass,or reading
unwholesome books, while her
mother tolls in the kitchen, had
better never been born. Her life
is purposeless; a dead weight for
her father and brothers to carry
with them; she is a misery to her
self and friends; she is stunned by
all sensible young men and finally
becomes a cross, pevish, irritable
old maid, if she is SO fortunate as
to escape the temptation so likely
to ensnare n whose moral senses
are rendered blunt by reading the
questionable exploits of the heros
and heroines of the modern novel
the curse of our homes the thing
that ruins more young men and
more young women than all other
evils combined-the foe that all
true mothers should fight as they
would an adder.
-.
The happy ideal home is not the
home of wealth, neither is it the
home of extreme poverty. In the
ideal home you may not see any
costly furniture, no grand piano
or stately pictures; yet how pleas
ant and c%ontented the inmates
are. The father has no business
cares OF political ambitions to vex
him I; the mother has no trouble
with. unruly servants; No ques-
ton Of. fine display in dress to oc-
cupy her Thoughts. With pleasure
the father and mother see the first
tottering steps of the little one,
and feel the exquisite Joy which it
brings to the heart of the parent to
know that the frst-born can walk.
In the home of the rich the chill
dren are put to bed by the SER
wants while the parents are at the
opera. The wealthy know not of
the pleasures of family and home
when compared with those in very
moderate circumstances.
Void IAED
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
L. NUTTER, Y. 5. Registered
MIDDLETOWN, MO.

C~astrating of Ridglings q spec
ialty. W. claim to be an expert
and can give references. Will
operate against any man in North
Missouri.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

Subscribe for the TRIBUNE, only
$500 per year.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
HOME CIRCLE DEPARTMENT

Pleasant Evening Reveries.-A Column
Dedicated TO Tired Mothers as They
Join the Home Circle at Evening Tide.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

Subscribe for the TRIBUNE, $500
q year.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

Do today's duty, fight today's
temptation. Do not weaken or
distract yourself looking forward
to things you cannot see, and
could not understand if you saw.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27
Patience and hope make it easier
to bear the cares and sorrows of
life. =

Money and time are the heav-
lest burdens of life, and the un-
happiest of mortals are those who
have more of either than they
know what to do with.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

this has fixed q habit which he
cannot shake off and in the Q
tirement of his own home he turns
to the wine bottle for the excite
ment which he formed in politics.
Young men, keep out of politics
only as you can let your influence
be felt for their publications.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

Failure does not always mean
weakness; it may mean strength
not quite strong enough for the
greater task. People who attempt
nothing seldom fail. Napoleon
failed at Waterloo because all of
Europe was arrayed against him.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-27

Crude Thoughts From The Editorial Pc !
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
Observation-Disclosures

David H.. Mercer of Omaha notes
great strides along civic improvement
lines in East Minneapolis. He arrived
in Minneapolis yesterday from the east
and was at once taken to the East
side, where he is the guest Of Judge
William Lochren. During the day. he
was driven all over the city and paid q
sisst to the St. Anthony Commercial
club.
81 The rapid growth of East Mime
apolis impressed Mr.. Mercer more than
anything else. "That East Side busi-
ness men should create such an institu-
ton as the st. Anthony Commercial
club shows a get-together spirit that is
bound to surpass all barriers and make
Central avenue a commercial center OF
ling residence district second to few in
the northwest, he said. "I talked
with several of the ruling spirits in
the club on their plans for. the future
improvement and development Of the
eastern portion Of the city and can now
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
MINING INVESTMENTS

gLATTEvuLE, WIFE,, LEAD AND ZINC
I stooks. Write concerning stocks. Advice free.
~. K. AsDonald, Andrus building. Mpls.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
"a Delightful Summer Trip for $40

"a Delightful Summer Trip for $1o.'
In connection with the Booth Line
steamers "Easton''. and $500 City, ~
the Great Northern Railway will sell
tickets to Isle Royale Ports and return
Via Duluth, including meals and berth
on steamer, for $1,000. Tickets will be
sold every Thursday until Aug. 80 in
elusive, good returning the following
Monday, and on every Saturday and
Sunday until Aug. 26 inclusive, good
returning the following Thursday. City
Ticket Office, corner Third and Mic
ollet. Minneapolis, MINI. .-
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03

o o 90 o o o Q 0 Q Q o o
WANTED-aooD EXPERIENCED LUNCH
man to take full charge of a hrst.class lunch
business and run the same for what ne can
she dishes and as kitchen @ t'1 all new; snap Tor
frst-class caterer; no rent, no money invested;
no light and no waiter expense; Gall or a. "a
Paul Paul. The The cosiest % place ace in R the city city.
MAN WANTED IN THE REAL ESTATE BUsI-
ness; experience unnecessary; II honest, am
bilious and willing to learn the business ness
monthiy as our local representative write i'm
mediately Tor fun particulars; Adasess Rssv Go
S55 B Athenasum building. chicago; 7s6 B
Maryland building, Washington, D. 9.
WANTED-GENERAL STORE CLERKs-WE
have rs desirable positions for experienced ne
many bookkeepers and stenographers for the
twin cities and the northwest; s' Write Us
Morawetz & Co., 6O0 Kasota building, Mime
apolis
THE OLD TRUE AND TRIED NORTHERN 40.
cident, Detroit, the leading health ana ae,
cident company, wants agents IN North ano
South Dakota. Minnesota and Wisconsin; our
81 per month plan is q winner; sooo con
tracts in good territory for good men: J: .o1 L
Owens, manager northwestern department. soo'
300 Andrus building, Minneapolis.
WANTED-SA THE RUSH TAILOR
ing Co., 3O4 1st ay s, will close out at ex
actly half price all undelivered fine tailored
to-measure suits. Men of average build. o.
Read list in !''For Sale Miscellaneous column
WANTED-so0 RAILROAD LABoRERs FOE
Minnesota, North Dakota. Montana, Idaho
teamstsrs day and station men, blacksmith
cooks, bridge carpenters and railroad 1oremen
| Call at Western Employment Co., LAS Is
| st s, Minneapolis. -
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
EAST SIDE NEWS

understand the reason for the remark
able strides which East Minneapolis has
made within recent months. These men
have the true pioneer spirit for better
ing things that is sure, to win, .,
FtThe amount of BODYBUILDING that
is being carried on in every part of the
East Side shows that not only the pop
ulation Of the whole city is increasing,
but that more and more people are com
on the east side Of the river. Many
out-of-town people must be attracted
by such an institution as the Univer-
sitv of Minnesota. It's grounds are be-
coming more beautiful with each pass
ing year and I learn that it's courses
are steadily being broadened and i'm
proved. - "- -Ei~ ~.'a
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03

wANTED-FoR U. s. ARMY, ABLE-BoDIED,
unmarried men, between ages of p and 3S,
citizens Of United States Of good charactes
and temperate habits, who can speak, read 9na
write English. For Information apply to He
cruiting officer. Phoenix building, or Com
mercial Hotel, st. Paul. or 824 LIST av g. Min
po1io inn
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03

BENZ BROS, TRANSFER AID BAGGAGE;
finest vans and warerooms; goods mored By
experienced men. ILL 9th Ut N. Both tele.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03

FLOUR CITY TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Moving and packing q speciality. Ofnce. N
sth st 9. Both phonss 80
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03

WANTED-AT ONCE, TWO MEN 70 TRAVEL
for wholesale house; $1s to $40 per week
and expenses to start; steady employment and
advancement to right parties; will consider
Cali or address at once, sup't Travellers, eo7
Sykes block t.-
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
SITUATION WANTED

NJ l. ~ @S4S w SS@N q S.sA
>~>~>~>~~~~~-~~
Male.
YOUNG MAN WITH FOUR YEARS ExPER-
ience deputy county treasurer wants po-
sition, would like position as assistant cashier
or bookkeeper, can give the best OF references
as to ability and good character; correspond
ence solicited. Address 81. Journal.
CEMENT F1N1sHER AND FOREMAN, HAv-
ing set of tools for crew would like Ike steady
to c. H. Skov. Bricelyn. MINI.
PERMANENT POSITION BY YOUNG MAN
with four years experience In general
goods goods. aa Address i irwin Reed. Raymond, s. B.
A MAN rs YEARS OF AGE WANTS A Posi-.
ton as cashier or assistant cashier IN bank;
has had four years experience; a can furnish the
years, with references, first marine certificate,
government, stationary references; fully
equipped tools. 87I1, Journal
SITUATION WANTED BY YOUNG MAN, EX.
would be able to invest $4,000 in year or
two. Address 28e. Journal. .-
SITUATION WANTED By FIRST CLASS EN-.
gineer; 10 years experience; thoroughly un-
derstands compound engine; best OF references.
Address III, Journal.
WANTED-PosITIoN AS SALESMAN; 16
years experience; best Of references: prefer
grocery or butcher and bar supplies J. E. H.,
.
SITUATION WANTED AS STEAM ENGINEER
in a small factory laundry, am good
repair man. have some tools. Larson, 3oo1
Pfllsbury av.
MAN AND WEE WANTS CHARGE OF KITcH-
en-, do all work in small country hotel; capable
Of handling 40 per meal. Address 46. Jour
MIDDLE.AGED MAN WITH FAIR EDUCATION
and good references: bond II required; wants
some light work; small wages. 2o1. journal.
YOUNG MAN WITH FOUR YEARS EXPERT:
ence wants place clerk in a grocery store;
can furnish references. Address 1e4. Journal.
TWO YOUNG MEN WANT WORK ON FARM;
have best of references from Woodend dairy
farm; state wages. Address 1877, Journal
wANTED-BooKs TO OPEN, ADJUST, AUDIT,
post or close; satisfaction guaranteed; best
references. Address 23S Journal.
years experience. best Of references, desires
position. Address &c. Journal.
EXPERIENCED BooKKEEPER DESIRES TO
make change OF frm: ten years in present
position. Address 274 Journal. 80
WANTED-WoRK FOR YOUNG MAN 10; SOME
experience clerking: speaks German; good ref
| erences. Address So. Journal.
ACTIVE YOUNG MAN OF 20 WOULD LIKE
| work Of some kind in or out Of town. Ad
| dress 0363, Journal.
YOUNG MAN 70 WANTS POSITION ON FARM
| have had experience and best Of reference
Address 1s8 Journal. 3
BY A YOUNG MAN 20 YEARS OF AGE
| would like work In wholesale house. Ad
dress 2oS Journal.
AN EXPERIENCED SEPARATOR MANAGEH
wants position In North Dakota Address 9s77
BooKBINDER: F1NIsHER OF "A YEARS Elk
/ perience wants position Address 18S Jour
i nal.
CARPENTER WANTS ROUGH WORK OF ANY
kind; non-union. Address 349, Journal
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03

IRON WORRYING AND WOOD WORKING MA.
/, Northsrn Machinery o.. at "a st 8, Mpls.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

HELP WANTED-FEMALE
wANTED-BY GENTLEMAN AND WIFE, A
anes Of the season. and return with them to
their city home in Sunnyside this fall. IN
capable and competent maid servant good
Phoenix building. .l.ss
wANTED-ooMPET LADY sTENoG-
rapher for North Dakota law Office, $50.
Smith Premier bill clerk. s45.
Many more desirable positions.
s. a. Morawetz & Co.. 500 Kasota Bldg.
WANTED-GIRLs BETWEEN le AND IS
years Of age who need prominent employment
working only during vacation need not apply.
Apply factory office, N. W. Knitting Co.,
AT MTILLaSS,EK3 FEasoa NAT MAJ, IAaN EAR ,as $40
perisnee unneces.sry. Send for particulars.
Press Syndicate Lockport, N. 7.
We HAVE PREPARED HUNDREDS FOR GOOD
positions: no failures; we know just how to
free. American Business College, Minneapolis.
wANTED-ooMpETENr LAuNDREss IN PRI:
all modern conveniences; wages $6 per week.
Call second door Of Journal building.
WANTED ON POWER MA.
chimes to work on shirts, pants, oyeralls and and
! duck coats; steady work Best OF pay. Call
| hobitshek, Frank 4 HELLER.
WANTED-A ooMPETENT GIRL OR WOMAN
| for family cook In small family; scandinay Ian an
re iE fEGGa h9nH foF right lo
SEVERAL EXPERIENCED sTENoGRAPHERs
! also lady who can operate Elliot Fisher billing
machine; local positions. Brakeman Reference
Co.. 80s Andrus building.
BUY YOUR TRUNKS At THE BIJoU TRUNK
/ factory; old ones taken In exchange. IA Wash.
i ingtOn av N. William Lorenz. Both phones.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
CARPET CLEANING RUG
MANUFACTURING

DETECTIVE AGENCIES
s~SSCC~~CSSScCS
service, unequaled facilities, reasonable rates;
references. police headquarters 210 Kasota blk.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-08-03
ANNOUNCEMENTS

~>~~~~~)~~~~>~~~~~ ~~~~~~>~>~N~~~%~~>~~~
THE CALIFORNIA FRUIT STORE
e. Corner 9th st and 1st 8.
wishes to announce to their friends and pa.
irons that they have recently installed one Of
the finest and most expensive soda fountains
~ in the city.
Ladies' cordially invited to make store
headquarters for q resting place after shopping
s$o or while waiting for the cars. Large. comfort
able seats. electric fans and public phones.
: OUT RATES ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS 70
Sa Chicago, Denver. Spokane, Pacific coast termi-
IS nails and tributary points. For best Of ser
vice and lowest rates write or call On the
Boyd Transfer Co., 46 Ord st s.
A Prof. Hays fine oil paintings and framing
s. pictures cheap to keep busy. IL 9th st.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-03-13
PERISH IN DOING GOOD.
THE FIRES OF KILAUEA
ARE STILL IN EVIDENCE
(By Wireless Telegraph.)

(3y Wireless TeegraphD
VOLCANO HOUSE, March 12-Last night party sat
edge fascinated by the display Of fire which burned
for hours.
Mr.. AND MRS WADDELL,
EDNA LLOYD.