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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-06

Eternal vigilance is the price OF
success. Democrats. be not deceived.
There Is nothing In the category OF po-
litical chicanory TO which the Repub.
licans will not resort 20 carry the
new state. Has not Jim Humphreys
said so?-Min Creek Times.
We cannot r-ad the future. OF
course; but We have a notion that those
who are relying upon trickery and
craft TO control the politics of the now
state are doomed to some surprising
disappoiutmcnts.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-06

Mrs. Lon Frame and son, Lon. Jr..
Miss Sue Frame, Mrs. Matte D1bblns
and Charley Dobbins left today for
Colorado Springs and other points in
Colorado where they will spend a
month
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-06

1t is pretty certain that. despite all
donials. Speaker Cannon is mancuvor.
ing coyly for position Boz the prosidon-
iial contest, That vigorous support ol
the Cannon movement Is being given
by several OF "e important Ropubli
can members OF the house has been
perfectly evident for several months
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-06

workers. architectural iron workers.
plasterers. lathers. carpenters. sheet
metal workers and elevator construct.
OYs.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-06

w w, Trask Of the clerks Office at
Marietta came up today to spend the
day,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-06
Edo
. cent Cigar
Made In Ardmore.

Jim Jordan, who has been IN for
the past week, was on the streets
and his usual self yesterday
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-08-06
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

For Delegate to Constitutional Con.
Vention.
W 4. LEDBETTER.
STlLLWEt.L ~. RUSSELL
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
"OrfentedO OrienfaIs.

knowledge of direction seems to be
instructive with the Burmans, sG.s the
author of "A People at School, They
always reckon by the needle, not by
relative position. They do not say
Turn to the right" but "Turn to the
west" If table In room has two
tumbers on It, one of them will - the
east tumbler, the other the west, and
the table itself will be not the table
near the window" but the table In the
east Of the room" SO they speak OF
the north or south side Of street or
Of tree, not the shady or sunny side.
Even In rain or mist they know the
direction at once. An English traveller,
walking In the Burman forest on a
foggy morning to find all trace of the
road wiped out by rain and every ap-
parent means of ascertaining direc-
ton gone, was at loss what to do,
but his Burman servants knew at
once. THAT is NORTH" they said, point
ing, "and that Is east Our course lies
between" and straight to the north
east they marched unerringly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
Baited the Wrong Fish.

1t sometimes happens that the cure
H worse than the disease. 1t was in
tie case of the mother who tried to
break her little Theodore of the habit
Of taking sweets of the sideboard.
We often have bonbons when there
are guests to luncheon" she said, and
although Theodore promises not To
touch them he always does"
You might do rs | did in the same
q circumstances" suggested the neighbor,
alsnng reminiscently.
what did you do?"
= carefully removed the inside fill
in6 from chocolate DROP and stuffed
the shell with red pepper"
~Did 1t work."
TT might have worked" replied the
reigh'or. IF Johnny had happened to
Sly IL. AS 1t was | forgot all about IL
in the press of other matters. and at
dinner-time the guest of the evening
got it"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
FarrnVut's PIN.

David G. Farragut was but thirteen
years old when he served as mid,hip
man under Porter in the hattie OF the
Essex against the PhPbe and Cheruh
He was taken to the Ph9bs a. a pri>
oner OF war, says his latest biogra-
phcr. and came aboard crying from
modification. At the same moment
however. British MILDLY also came
alongside with young pig Ia his
arrls.
"a prize. A prize" hs wns sf,ouA
ing. "lIo, boys. fine grunter
1t was pig that had been a Pct IN
the steerage of the Essex. whsrs 1t vas
called Murphy" Farragut OF Wns
claimed 1t as private property.
you are a prisoner. and your ptx
too." replied the British MILDLY.
"We always reslcct private rropsr-
ty.' said Farrfagut, grabbing the pig
and determined 10 hold on till forced 20
surrender.
Go 1t, little Yankee" crisi the
old-ters present. III you can thrash
Shorty you shall have your pig
A ring was formed. and Shorty
samS at Farragut hammer and tonR;
hut the American was handy with his
fists. He quickly laid his opnsnt
low. The British bluejnckots ehssred
him heartily. and the pig was d.si.rsd
TO bo his.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
IiNcOLN's WEAPON.
How He Employed RidicuIe for His
Clients Benefit

wit and ridicule were Lincoln weap-
ons Of offense and defense, and he
! probably laughed more jury cases out
Of court than any other man who ever
practiced at the bar.
II once heard Mr.. Lincoln defend a
man in Bloomington against a charge
of passing counterfeit money" Vice
President Stevenson told the writer.
There was a pretty clear case against
the accused, but when the chief witness
for the people took the stand he stated
that his name was J. Parker Green,
and Lincoln reverted to this the mo-
ment he rose ito crosS-eXamine. why
]. Parker Greene? What did that J.
stand for? John? Well, why didn't
the witness cali himself John P. Green?
That was his name, wasn't it? Well
What was the reason he didn't wish to
be known by his right ,'name?' Did J.
Parker Green have anything to conceal,
and IL not why did J. Parker Green
part his name in that way|' And so
on. OF course, the whole examination
was farcical," Mr.. Stevenson continued,
but there was something irresisttbly
funny in the varying tones and inflec-
tions Of Mr.. Lincoln's voice as he rang
the changes upon the mans name; and
at the recess the very boys in the street
took up the slogan and shouted j. Par.
ker Green" all over the town. More
over, there was something in Lincoln's
way of intoning his questions which
made me suspicious Of the witness, and
to this day l have never been able to
rid my mind of the absurd impression
that there was something not quite
right about ]. Parker Green. 1t was
all nonsense, of course, but the jury
must have been affected as l was, for
Green was discredited and the defend
ant went free"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
To Make Harness Last Longer,

To Make Harness Last Longer.
A little economy, which sometimes
means good many dollars to man, il
the proper care of harness, carriage
tops, etc. Leather in daily use, expos
ed as it is to sun and wind, eoon be-
comes dry, hard, inelastic, and unable
to stand strain. Then, very likely at
the most unfortunate moment, q break
occurs, and precious time and money
are lost. All this is easily prevented
by little forethought and care on the
part OF the owner. Every one owning
horses ehould be supplied with a good
leather preservstive, and a good axle
oil. These two things are necessary to
the largest economical use OF working
outfit, or pleasure equipage.
Observation has shown that no oil
penetrates leather go deeply, and resists
the drying effect of sun and wind 80
we'll as Eureka Harness Oil.
Neatsfoot and some other inferior
oils sometimes used, easily become ran
cid, or because of containing acid, hurt
the leather. Stable men and others
posted on the subject, invariably use
Eureka Harness Oil. When harness is
given an occasional dressing of this oil,
and wagon spindles creased with Boston
Coach Oil, very large reduction is
made in the necessary repair bills.
Boston Coach Oil, by the way, is very
much superior to Castor Oil. 1t has
splendid lasting qualities, will not gum
or corrode, and is more economical in
every way.
People who are after economy in sta
BILE management will do we'll to ask for
these oile.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
Policemen Pavs-

virtue is not to be measured by os-
tentatious giving. There is frequently
more real love for humanity In the
soul OF the man who removes tho
banana skin from the pavement than
In the heart Of the donor of the me-
mortal window in the church. Polite.
ness, like all other faults and virtues.
may become habitual. 1t is surprising
how many small acts of kindness, how
many little deeds Of helpfulness, one
may do In the course of day when
there are inclination to be kind and a
lookout kept for the opportunity. One
may set out with this intention in the
morning, and the footing up at night
not to others, but to ones own secret
conscience-will be cheering and en-
couraging.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

''Do you notice what lot OF women
are going in for science?"
"Ies. My wife's got the fever, too.
"Whats her line?"
Mechanics. She's an inventor"
"Indeed? What has she invented" ?"
"Why. she's just perfected stair
step that makes ME register the time
I get home In the morning as soon as
put my foot on It."
Cant you beat 1t some way"
ITS no use. She's always awake
any way and waiting for me on the up
per landing. ."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
STATE OF OHIO. Crrv OF TOLEDO.

LUCAS tDbNIf,
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is
senior partner of the firm Of +. J. CHENEY &
Co, doing business in the City of Toledo Coun-
ty and state aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by. the use of Halls CATAREH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed I'm my
presence, this 9th day of December, \. n, 1856.
A. W. GLEASON.
{sr.I Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY d co. Toledo. O.
Sold by Druggists. 15c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
HRYe YOu Nuticed0

HIVE 1OU NOtIced?
II think Dick and Katharine will
soon be married."
why, dear?"
well, l passed by the old porch last
night and l heard her calling him pet
names"
"Gracious. And was she calling him
'ducky' and dearest and angel
faceT"
We'll, I should say not. She was
calling him Ounce goose and stu
pid.'"
"You don't mean it,"
Il do and that Is always 4 sure sign
girl IL In love with man"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

Miss Eldereigh-How perfectly
shocking.
Youngbach-Whats perfectly shock
Ing?
Miss Elderleigh-Why, didn't you
see old Wedderlegh kiss that doll
faced Miss Peachly just now? He
kissed her as affectionately as If she
had been his wife.
Youngbach@Oh, much more affec-
tionately than that. | should say he
kissed her just as II she wasn't his
wife
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
GOOD Impression.

Gunner-Bluffem certainly has con-
siderate wife. She collects all the ex-
pensive cigar bands she can find.
Guyer-I don't see anything consld-
crate In that? Does she waste her
time decorating plates?
Gunner-No, she gives them to
Blufem and he sticks them around his
stogies. Then he makes the impression
that he Is smoking 10-eent cigara
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
Urgent Need of Information.

The learned traveller had delivered his
great lecture on the manners and customs
OF old Japan.
And now,' he said, in conclusion, II
shall be pleased to answer questions per-
tanning to any peculiarities of this inter-
esting people upon which l may not have
touched in my DISCOURSE
Professor eagerly asked young mar
ried woman in the audience, what do
the japanese do to plum juice to make it
iell?"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
Hoods SarsapariIIa
remedy is

In usual liquid form or in chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses 81.
Nasal and other local forms OF catarrh
are relieved by Catarrlets, which allay in
dammation and deodorize discharge. SOC.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

New York Is the second great sea
port of the world. In 1903 over nine
million tons of imports and eight mil
lion seven hundred thousand tons of
exports were cleared through New
York Harbor. London is the greatest
seaport. exceeding New York in i'm
and Hamburg are third and fourth, re-
spectively.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
At the Night School.

Teacher (of rhetoric What do you
suppose the poet means when he speaks
OF "the sthuf that dreams are made Of?
Shaggy Haired Pupil guess he
means a cut Of mince pie at bedtime.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

HOWARD 4. BURTON.-Assayer ari Chemist.
~ Lsadvlle, Colorado Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, Lad, u Gold, Silver, 75c Gold soc; Zinc
Copper el. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent application. Control and Um-
pire work solicited. Reference: Carbonate Ma
Eonal Bank.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

Why should a woman feel nattersd n
he told she looks like an actress: Per
haps she looks Ike one-two- threa nct-
reSS.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
In tho Opera Box.

Miss Peachley-What funny sleeves
yours are
Miss Capsicum-Yes; have been
laughing in them at that gown Of yours.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
Caught.

Tommy, you ate those peaches thai
were in the pantry"
II didn't. l never touched EN- ~
80, well, it doesn't matter. They wers
green, wormy, and Of no account, any.
way"
'Tain't so. They was splendid -
Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
You Can Get Aliens Foot.Ease FREE.

Write Allen S. Olmsted lie Roy, N. Y, for a
free sam pie of Allen s Foot Ease. 1t cures
sweating. hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. certain cure for
corns ingrowing ails and bunions All drug
Qists sell 1t. 25c. Don't accept any substitute
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
Was Familiar.

Redd-Are you familiar with yacht
ing terms?
Greene-Oh. yes I tried to hire one,
once !-Yonkers Statesman.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

The men have always contendci that
the eating is the best part of any party.
and lately the women are beginning 10
agree.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
In n u Ia r.

"Yes, l took my friend to Niagara
Falls"
II don't suppose he was enthusiastic
even about that?"
HE wasn't until he learned that one
side of it was Canadian"
phia Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

long time and when ]
was able to be up ]
had to use a cane. ]
had terrible backachee
and pain in the
shoulders. The kid
ney secretions were
dark colored. After
doctoring in vain, l
began using Doan's
Kj1nov pills Thvoo
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows Soothing
syrup the best remedy to use for their ch ildren
during the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

Is a constitutional disease originating in
impure blood and requiring constitutional
treatment acting through and purifying the
blood for its radical and permanent cure.
The greatest constitutional remedy is
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

Every tramcar in Belfast has written
in large letters just over the step at each
end of the car: The lifeboat rule is WON.
en- and children first
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
HAD TO USE A CANE.

Weakened Kidneys Made an EIwood,
Ind, Mans Back Give Out.
R. A. Pugh, transfer business, 1920
North B Street, Elwood, Ind, says:
Kidney trouble kept me laid up for a
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

S6UES Uh EV En- bUUt GA ALIl tE1CGo.
Mems Shoes. IS TO $3.50. Boys Shoes. So
to$1.25. Womens Shoes. Si 90 to $3.50.
Miss s. & Children's Shoes, So. IS to $40
Try w. l.. Douglas Women's, Misses and
Children's shoes; for style. fit and wear
they excel other makes.
If could take you into my large
factories at BrOcktOn, Mass. land show
you how carefully WI. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are of greater value
than any other make.
Wherever you live, you can obtain w. L.
Douglas shoes. His name and price is stamped
the bottom which protects you against high
prices and inferior shoes. Take no substis
tute Ask your dealer for W. l.. Douglas shoes
and insist upon having them.
Fast Color Eyeiets used; they wW not wear byassy.
Write for Illustrated Cataog of Fall Styles.
w. L. DOUGLAS, Dept. IS. Brockton, Mass.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
AVOidinK lem ntafiOn

Slopay-Let's go up this side street
I see my tailor coming down the ave
nue..
Diggs-Why, 1 never knew you to 60
out Of your way to avoid meeting a
creditor before
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

boxes cured me entirely, and I am glad
to recommend them"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

SITc st. Nltus' Dance ana all Nervous Diseases
TtIS permanently cured by DR.. Klne's Grsa,
Nerve Restorer Send for FREE s2trial bottle and
treatise Dr. X H. Kline Id. s3l Arch St, Phila Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01
No Settlement There.

Mrs. Splash has gone into settle
ment work
/. ~ know zone person who wouldn't
believe it." @-.t.s lad.
who's that?' s. ..... ..4.
Her dressmaker. Detroit Tree
Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

Slopay-Yes, but I happen to have
money in my pocket this time, and
might be tempted to pay him.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1906-11-01

p. N. u.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-06
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Arizona republican., 1906-03-06
Strange Incidents

Along with the work and worry of merchandising there are just enough interesting and funny experiences oc cur to neutralize the effects of what would be the most nerve tring work in the world, were 1t not for such incl dents as these.
 The other day a man came in the store and asked for hoes. We only keep two kirds replied the clerk, the dry goods man keeps the other kind that the girls use. We keep good line of rubber hose for sprinkling lawns and then we have the kind of hoes that have made so many boys tired vvhen they wanted to 20 fishing. We'll, said the customer, want the boys special aversion. One with a seat on it. We have no hoes with a seat on them replied the clerk, but we may have some here shortly with a brake as some of our customers complain of our liqht, durable hoes working them too fast while cuItivating the Vegetar ians special delights. However we keep cots and hammocks for sale. You might buy one of them and lie down while you labor among the tender shoots warning with the weeds.
 worrying with the weeds.
 Well said the customer, l suppose rIl have to buy hoe just like grand pa used but its mighty funny that we are using the same old hoe that kept Methuselah from going to the circus when he was boy, while there has been so much improvement along other lines. What are your hoes worth? They rur from 4oc to 65c, re- piled the clerk. Pl take tke 55c hoe replied the customer and if you act anything new ir the hoe line that will let fellow sit in the shade and read the Arizora Republican while he kills weeds among the turnPs and radishes just let me krow. know that David sons Cash Store keeps up to date hardware that's the reason came here. Adios. Good day sir, call again re- piled the clerk. Oh, I'I do that. said the customer. always come ta Oa- wilson's Cash Store for what 1 want in the hardware ard dish line. find l can save a little money trading here.
Arizona republican., 1906-03-06

If so. look for eye trouble. No mat ter if your "eyes have always been extra good" you'll find they won't go long past forty without kick of some kind. Maybe fine print will get all mixed up, or you cant thread a needle like you used to, or you have to hold your paper at arms length or the light don't seem just right.
 It isn't better light nor longer arms, nor coarser print you need. ITS GLASSES.
 We guarantee satisfaction