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Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26
Your Hat Opportunity

GENUINE PANAMA HATS-Worth regu-
larry from $500 to $500. at 12.6O2.5O
$3.50 and. ........................As
ALL IMPERIAL AND TIGER SOFT
FELT HATS-ReEular $500 = IN
values Saturday. .....................Ae OO
MEMS STRAW HATS-A sample line
worth up to $50, in three lots, 1EC
at 75c, Soc and. ........................
CANVASS SUIT CAsBs-worth up to $780,
in three lots, Saturday, Csc
at $50, $1.25 and. ......................D 80
500 AND 500 COW HIDE SUIT CASES
with shirt fold. special, Satur- a IN
day, at $476 and. ................,...'
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26
Drug Department Specials

Reformed church and several churches SIM
liar to our own united with us in one great
hcar
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Headquarters for
Wall Paper
and Paint Supplies

Spring cleaning time is equivalent to
painting time, for all the scrubbing in the
world won't brighten woodwork like
fresh coat of paint. Our stock of ready
mixed paints and varnishes, in all colors
and shades is the largest in Omaha. Get
our prices.
WALL PAPER AT FROM 4c PER ROLL
Telephone Douglas 1888.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26

FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Fancy large juicy Lemons, per doz......1 5C
Fancy large juicy Oranges per doz.... .15C
Fancy large ripe Bananas, per doz..... .12C
Six punches fresh Radishes. .............. &c
Two punches fresh Asparagus. .......... &C
Four heads fresh Lettuce. ................. &c
Fancy Wax or String Beans, per Id loo
Fresh Spinach, per peck &c
Five punches Pie Plant. sc
Fancy large Cucumbers, each. ............ 81
Five punches fresh Onions. ................ sc
CANDY. CANDY. CANDY.
All regular 40c Candies, per lb............0 zoe
All regular zoe Candies, per lb.........l0 C
Fancy new Marshmallows, per lb.........10C
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26
See These Saturday Specials

soc SILVER BELTS, @C-The silver belt
is the most popular of the season, Satur-
day we will place on sale a 10 0SC
gross lot, reg. SOC values, choice. ~
CSC FANCY RIBBONS zko
soC CeT PAIN 7ATG ALL SILK RIBBONS 74c
NO. SATIN eros GRAIN RIB IlC
BONS, at, per yard ..................,ASS
HAMMOCKS- Our annual special sale Of
ities sizes and colors of hammocks will
25C NoVELS-Great list of titles, Satur
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26
The Greatest in the West

A-lb. can Veribest Devilled Tongue...... &c
k-lb. can Veribest Potted Beef......... &c
A-lb. can Veribest Potted Turkey ..... .S1sc
u lib. can Veribest Devilled Turkey. .Sb c
Y lib. can Veribest Potted Chicken. .SS C
Fancy Santos Coffee, per lb.............. .15c
Fancy Maricabo Coffee, per Id. ......... 171Rc
Fancy Porto Rico Blend Coffee, per ID. zoe
BUTTER AND CHEESE SALE.
Fancy full cream New York White Cheese.
per 10 lOC
Fancy full cream Wisconsin Cream Cheese.
per 10 .AOC
Neufchatel Cheese, each. &c
Sap Sage Cheese, each.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26
Biz Shoe Sale Saturday

Twenty-Five styles Of the GROVER Soft
Shoes for tender feet carried in stock for
the house or street wear. Are they easy?
Ask the woman!
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26

HANDSOME LINEN sU1Ts-In jacket
and Eton styles, with circular and
pleated skirts all high class tailor-made
garments, worth regularly $40, IA on
Sale price Saturday ...............
OTHER ELEGANT SUITS in Lngeries
Lawns Linens, Batiste. etc, at GO
SIS 90, 5000, $500 up to...........-.POO
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26
The Quality These Offerings Substantial the Saving

the low prices, but exceptionally high quality make
3 yet offered Two shipments of dainty Undermus
placed ON sale Saturday at unmatched low prices.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-05-26

$3.50 WASH DRESSES-Prettily designed,
in lawns, swisses and lingeries, lace and
embroidery trimmed-special, Il o.
1000 SILK UNDERSKIRTS AT 1854
splendid assortment of silk underskrts-
made of Givernaud's best taffetNs with
deep nounces, pleated and rufled-all
newest shades, worth up to $40, u OK
your choice Saturday ..............O"~O
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

the total expenditure Of Americans on
these their travels will reach from
$3.50, 100000 TO $500, 100000 annually.
But Mr.. Hepburn forti6es his position
by quoting the opinions Of several ex-
perts who have special facilities for
reaching the facts in this matter; and
they reckon the amounts expended by
American visitors annually in Europe
as pretty close to Mr.. Hepburn s tig-
ures; the most conservative putting the
minimum at 100000 900.
Now, here is tremendous sum for
the "See America First propaganda
to reach out for. II even ne-quarter
of IL could be captured, it would be q
huge business. The American expen-
ditures keep Europe from financial dis
aster and decay, Half a billion year
in ready cash is such mighty sum
that 1t is hard 20 realize it's being spent
yearly by Americans in Europe; but il
is not difficult to imagine what would
happen 20 European trade and finances
If the golden stream should fail, and
to make it fail for Europe, TO the
greatest possible extent, is the bust
ness Of the "See America First -
league. That amount Of money. or even
half of II. would make not one, but
many deserts, blossom as the rose.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
AN IDAHO SYMPOSIUM.

The sudden change in the Idaho DO.
lit,cal aspect was so great as TO throw
most of the political papers temporarily
off their balance. They could not ac
commodate themselves instantaneouslv
to the whirling: and the result Is the
| strangest kind Of bodge-podge. First,
the hierarchs were for Brady for
United States Senator and were op-
posed TO nomination by convention; in
night they changed to Borah for the
United States Senate and were in ia.
vor of nomination by the convention.
The effect of the church bomb shell
ID less upon Democrats than upon Re.
publicans because the Democratic ship
had been previously wrecked.
1T is In the Republican newspapers,
therefore, that the queer gyrations and
guessings are noticeable. Hero is the
Idaho Republican, published at Black.
foot and strong Borah advocate, and
yet it says, editorially:
Thus were the people troubled when the
high priests, ruler and scrbes camo In to-
sether and mado forthwith an edct 10 all thu
OF Idaho.
But tho people marvoled among themselves
and there arose many disscntcrs and divers
m,noea onsS ssme saying unto him Of tho silver
thingsf' And no answered them, "Yea, nv
brethren. and il thou standest pat, / viii
servo thee and nysoi.'
And then the Lemhi Herald, pub.
llshed at Salmon, seeing the trend of
events toward Borah, and evidently
fearful of a party split due TO the
transfer OF church favor from Brady,
plaintively asks:
But what shall We do with the office of
United States scnatori There arc those
wno ,s1 pretend 10 think that the nomiuation for
this once by, State convention will bring
The senatorial Office so much nearer 10 tho
people This ia 10 say that u per cent of
the voters, as figured above, should have
right 10 select the candidate for Senator
and thus place the lucky recipient OF this
nonor. VINO may be only demagogue OF
tho worst character, entirely beyond the
reach OF the peoples help or hiudraBce
But for an all-around mix-up in An
effort to protect the present church ia.
vorite the following from the Montpe-
her Examiner is commended as the
first and last:
RstheI strange. ism II, that at lsas,
boosting for Borsh and rroui among Borabis
friends you will And an equal number Whose
bois.
These three selections serve to show
how the church mystifed its political
allies IN our neigbbor State The hic-
rarchs could reach all Of the presi- |
dents of stakes, the bishops and tho
political delegates Of their own faith |
so that all should work in perfect har. |
mony and in accord with the church |
purpose; but they evidently failed to
rench all the political newspapers all |
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
WORE FOR "sEE AMERICA.

1t appears that all estimates hereto.
fore made by the ''See America First,
advocates OF tho amount spent auuu.
ally by Americans in their vacation
and pleasure tours TO Europe, have
been rIdiculously small. It has been
the fashion here to place the aggregate
sum all the way from Sl00,o00,00o 10
s20o,oo0,000 year, The Tribune having
been practically alone in naming this
higher sum. But the Hon A, r. Hep.
burn, former Comptroller Of the Cur
rency and now president Of the Chase
National bank, New York City, esti-
mates that American tourists to Europe
spend "the enormous sum Of $500 900.
900 a year"
IL he is right about this. there need
De no further search for what becomes
or our enormous surplus balance Of
trade, for 1T all goes right there in one
huge mass. Thiu surplus, the balance
OF trade in favor of this country, ex-
cess Of exports over imports, for the
hscal year ended June 80, 1906, was
s5ls,0oo,000, as near az can now be
r1eckoned; and it was all spent by Amer.
lean tourists in Europe
But the agents of tourist companies
ana steamship lines claim that Mr.. Hep
burn s hgures are gross exaggerations.
They show that last season the saloon
steamship passengers numbered $1,000
and the second cabin passengers io7,.
600. This year, which is admittedly
D" the biggest year of European travel, y
the estimate is that 100000 saloon pas,
sengers will cross the Atlantic from
our shores, and as many second-class,
a total of 100000. These, the agents
claim, will not spend anything like
$2500 apiece, rs they would havo to do
for their expenditures to reach tho
$500, 100000 estimated by Mr.. Hepburn.
Yet some OF the agents concede that
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
Short Stories
KINDNESS WENT TOO FAR.

KINDNESS WENT TOO FAR
Success
An elderly phjlsnthroptst who was
walking home late one night from his
club passed a prosperous looking apart
ment-house and noticed man in evening
clothes lying motionless on the sidewalk.
First aid 10 the injured" murmured
the philanthropiet. as be shook the invalid
gently. What's the matter, my dear
SIR" "No's'p. jes' takiu' rest" said the
sleeper. Where do you live?" pursued
the e. P. "Thisb partment- house. thir'
floor front" This was a rather large
freight order for tho old gentleman. but
being willing TO do good he put the In
valid on his shoulder, bore him labor
iously 10 the third floor landing, found his
room and tossed him into large cur
taiped bed in the front OF the apartment.
The pbilanthropist Immediately went
downstairs and out into the street. And
the hrst thing be saw on the sidewalk,
was, apparently. the same man he had just
carried upstairs, Strange, strange"
muttered the philantbropist, leaning over
the man. Where do you live, my dear
MANI" "Thir' floor front" replied the
fellow, almost inaudibly. SO the philan-
thropist picked him up. groaned up to
the third floor front and again dumped
his snoring burden into the mysterious
canopied and curtained bed. And for the
third time he went out into the street
and for the third time found what ap-
peared TO be the same man in the same
place. lying In the same attitude. Where
do you live?" he asked. trembling with
excitement. "Thir' floor 'front.'" said the
man, very family. Il must be going In
sane" groaned the F. P. as he rang for
the janitor. "Jnnitor, for heavens sake
tell nee, how many young men are living
In your third floor front?" he gasped
Wan, and he do be the divviPs own"
said the janitor. rs he trlpletsp" was
the next question. He Is not" "Well,
now does II come, then that have car
ried this fellow upstairs to his room
twice, put him into that curtained bed
TO tho front, yet each time find him here
on the sidewalk before I have time to get
downstatrs?"
Where did ye say ye put him In his
room?'
Why, put him IN that large ourtaIned
bed to the front"
We'll yez poor old iJut," said the jani
tor, pttyingly, "thot ain't no bed-thot's
a window"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
DELIVER THE GOODS.


The world will buy largely of any ons
who
VIII deliver the goods:
II is ready and eager to barter n you
Can deliver tho goods
But don't take its order and make out
the bill WV
Unless you are sure you are able to all
your contract. because IL won't pay you
You deliver the goods
And rude or refined your wares be, still
be sure
To deliver tho goods;
Though king or a clown, still reuemhs-
that you're
To deliver the goods.
II you nnd you are called 10 the puln,,
to preach, '0'p'~
To the playhouse to play. to the forum
to teach.
Be you poet or porter. remember that
each
Must deliver the goods.
The world rears It's loftiest shafts Ia N.
men H'
Who deliver the goods;
With plow, lever, brush, haumer sword
or with pen '''
They deliver the goods.
And while We their eloquent epItanba
scan,
That say, In the worlds work, they stooa
In tho van.
We know that the meaning is, Here ,Ic.
man '''s
Who delivered the goods
Nixon Waterman.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
DISARMAMENT.

Washington Star,
All discussion of disarmament is inter-
esting, and in one sense important. Peace
Is something that the great majority OF
men desire, and from which when II pre-
walls all men profit. Even the most al
truistic OF those who discuss the subject
say something that serves q good pur-
pose. Dreamers are entertained, and
practical men get hearing on notions
about the millennium. But. as mankind Is
organized, peace does not come from
mere desires, or from dreams. Nations
which have enjoyed its blessings longest
have been the best prepared to command
II, and have Ia effect commanded It, The
world has never seen a day OF peace as
the result OF nltrusm. 1t is not or
ganlzcd on that basis. Russia talked dis
armament while scheming to put Japan in
hole by force, When Russia and Great
Britain diearm then may mankind else
where order its glory robes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
CONGRATULATIONS.

indianapolis Stnr
John Kendrick Bangs had been con-
graduated on the success OF his last
book.
Thank you," said Mr.. Bangs. land l
am glad your congratulations don't work
both ways"
Work both ways?"
Yes. Like those that were once Of
Tered TO man named Brownlow
A friend said to Brownlow:
Let me congratulate you. I SEQ by
the papers that your wife has presented
you with twins
"Brownlow smiled
No. he said. That Is mistake
The fathers name is John c. Browulow.
/ am John X. Brownlow'
An cried the other man heartily.
then do, indeed, congratulate you
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
THOSE WHO WEAR DIAMONDS.

bippincott S.
big Tim" Sullivan OF Tammapy fame
tells Of an Irlshman who, shortly after
MIS- entrance into the business OF life of
the East Side as a contractor, began to
dispose OF his superfluous wealth by the
purchase OF diamonds, Of which he be-
came heavy buyer.
One evening friend, meeting him In
tne LOBBY OF tho theater, observed that
the lrishman was affording the public
more than usual liberal display of tho
gems. Look here, Pat" said the friend.
you oughtn't TO wear so many diamonds
at once, It's considered vulgar"
Vulgar, eh'" Indignantly repeated the
contractor. II don't know about that,
put one thing I've noticed, me friend, and
that is-them that has EN- wears 'emrT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
THE IDIOTJC, FATAL DARE"
New York Herald

When girl companions who could swim
dared him. Samuel Gutten, a youth of
20. who could not swim. plunged into
GraVesend bay yesterday and was
dro~ned-tn view OF many bathers. -
FROM Middletown comes a dispatch tell
ing how Samuel McLeary, 27 years old
was dared" by two small boys who had
swum across the Waikiki river, and he
was drowned in the attempt to follow.
What fendish trait In human nature Is
back OF this sneering at and gloating oyor
the supposed weakness or inferIority In
some respect OF another? And what an
imbeoile is the young man or woman who
will not take a dare"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
opics of the Day
MORE BALLOONACY'


New York Mail
We know of no good purpose tnat tue
persistent balloon experiments can serve
except TO prove that gas bag VIII never
successfully navigate the air. and that' IL
there are ever TO be sirships, some other
means OF aerial locomotion will have 70
be devised The expenditure OF sooo
money in gasbag experiments Is torni
OF lunacy.
with all the resources that century
and quarter has provided, frol,
CharIes's balloon. In the year lie6, WaS
navisnted as successfully as MI o'e'-
ens's balloon was yesterday.
Burnping against trees and houses tne
prev OF a shade of difference in the quai-
ity of the gas, collapsing prematureiy'
dragging its passengers through the
waters and hurling them against boats
the Stevens gas bag was the same piti-
fully helpless thing that spherical gas
bags have always been.
Santos Dumont and his fellow eMperl-
mcnters with cigar shaped and otner IN
na,ed craft. helped out by fans and pro
pellerg, have made themselves little
more independent Of elements and eccl
dents but no much. The air is stu tri-
umphant over q ship that is made lishter
than II Is. and upon which II may, " IL
chooses TO exercise its powers. work lts
will
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
GROWING DISLIKE FOR WAR.

When international relations are
strained II is diplomacy. not armed e-
glous. that secures the continuance OF
peace. Many well informed persons be-
lieve that the excessive zeal OF the Ger
man Emperor would have pressed mat
teTs 10 the firing point but for the re-
cent conference at AlgecIras. There is a
certain contumely now to be- borne by
any ruler or country that forces war upon
Europe and 1T Is the possibility Of that
shame that leads the most sagacious
counselors to avoid clash at arms. II
cannot be denied that the most enIight-
ened minds In all lands are now not only
aVerse 10 war: but believe In the prac-
ticability of permanent peace
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
FRANCE AS A WORLD BANKER.

FRANCE AS a WORLD BANKER.
Review Of Reviews.
France is now playing the role OF the
worlds banker; England lost her claim
to the title when she went 10 war IN
South Africa. geneartion ago one mad
10 go to London TO feel the pulse OF the
international money market Today one
makes better diagnosis In Paris
The strides toward financial supremacy
which France Is making have been most
rapid In the past five years. In that time
French investors have taken up many
milliard francs OF foreign obligations.
They furnished Great Britain with much
OF the capital that went TO finance the
Boer war; they loaned enormous amounts
to Russia, practically supplying the
money needed in the struggle against
Japan. they provided Germany with
ZOO, ,000. 900 marks In ls04-05 to carry on
her tremendous industrial enterprises,
they took a liberal amount OF the last
japanese loan, over half OF the Russian
loan OF last April, and finally. they sup
piled borrowers in the United States
with fully $3.50, 900 during the tight
money period OF last winter. and are now
financing the bond and note Issues OF
some OF our greatest corporations.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

at once with sufficient enlightenment,
and therefore the lack Of common un-
derstanding is easily accounted for.
They do these things better in Utah,
where the method of communication is
little closer and more effective than
even in Idaho; for here the organs OF
the church political quorums, no mat.
ter what their differences with regard
TO National politics, are advised of the
game md they all play it simultane.
ouslv and harmoniously.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
ENGLISH IN pENNASx

The following advertlsemsaI
Dutch paper: THE hotels
situation, surrounded OF 9
the good cuisine, the klndly y
tion with moderate charge nn3
vcyances With easy occaspn
and trout fishing. the escena
surrounding mountains has
place we'll known and pfs
travellers, n, B.-The Lardlolp
English very good"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
PREcIPIToUs Nuprs1

Allen (okla.) Hustler.
The most abrupt marrlags h
tory Of Allen, and one that
rank among the foremost h
unions of the world, occurrsd
day, when our respected fric
Hester, entangled himself IN u
matrimony with a Mrs. Nornan
had met for the FIRST tins fhs 4
Wednesday. The flrst cony9rI
precipitous couple had was IN
when Bud saw the lady d
church. The second. SATURDAY 4
when he resaw her home. aud r
ably foresaw his fate, Eur[
went TO Ada and hItched. aud +
that the two live as one. p
couple that evidently believe 4
crastinntiou is the thief Of q
lady had Just got her msirI1
strlctions removed wednesday
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
DIVORCE BY. CONSENT

Now York Globe.
The bill just submitted TO the French
Parliament by the commission charged
with revising the marriage laws Of
France " enacted into law, will appar-
emily restore the French law of divorce
10 mucn the same condition in which 81
was under tho Code Napoleon down ~
the yearlS16, Great liberalIty character.
ICED the provisions of the code. though
they wero by no means 80 loose as fSa
revolutionary law Of 1892. which almost
terminated the obligations OF marriage
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
ORIGIN OF BLACK ~
PittSburg Dispatch,

PittSburg Dispatch,
Black Maria" Is q familiar 4
an origin more or less myBterl1|
been suggested that "HsyIE
resents the old word "mafinaI<
meant transported, or I'M
slang expression formerly apgl|'
sons chained or handcuned U
the way to jail. But more Ai''|
the story that In the old co|@
q gigantic and brawny neG1l@
sailors boarding house at
frequently lent her strength %
OF law and order, Once she
sailors TO the lookup unassi1|
for Black Maria" It Is sSia.
regular way OF limiting that
10 be Jailed. 80
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25
FROM THE JOKEMAKERs.

Teacher--Now, Reginald. what does the
beautiful parable OF the prodigal son
tench us?
Regtnald-it teaches us that II Is bet
ter 10 be prodigal than a iatted calf
Weekly Telegraph.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

Probably the pioneers did not suffer
as much from heat as do the people
OF today, as the early settlers had Sow
thermometers to- tell them how high the
temperature was.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

Bradyites will now read remarks of
Senator Dubois on the church inter.
ference question with more satisfaction
than they supposed they could ever do
rive from them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

Russia 8 Duma would have survived
II 1T had only been reasonable enough
to submit to control, like the docils
American House of Representatives.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

was, ffty-nine years ago, they had not
been through q celebration Of Pioneer
Day with tho children.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

President Smith will be away for sew
eral weeks, but church affairs will run
along smoothly in his absence, as his as
sistants know his desires in political
matters
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

Some persons in the coal land bust
ness can see very bttle encouragement
for men desiring to develop the re-
sources of the country.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

Smoot leaders moved among the
crowds at the park yesterday lust TO
show that while most of the pioneers
were gone, there were some good men
left
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

Though compelled to go East, Pres
ident Smith duly observed the twenty.
fourth by riding near the trail Of the
pioneers, in a Pullman car.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-25

Among those who observed the day
of the men who had done much for
Utah may be mentioned Apostle Smoot,
who had done much TO it.