Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-07-28
That olorleus Fishlns

Most summon hotels GRE located be
side somc form of MOIST uro called a
lake. And there o. Invariably one-
sometimes two or three of 80, more 3
the rity red.ncckod aud perspry per.
son Sho dahbles in that nolsomo lick
from tho Gen. =. q. T EARLY dawn 20
Admiral George Dewey eve, and
catches fonr..nch ietiathans thai are
lied on until they weigh each from
one to seven pounds Enough sinners
are hooked annually ln thlf way 90
glut the sqrdlnc n.arkois of the world
These fishermen are not fond of
This sport They nnd D 90 mncn more
unpleasant than anything else that
they forget or the time being that
they are at q summer hotel Tho mis-.
cry of ihc dny'a nshing makes the
misery of the hotel piazza and duinr
room yea. even of tho bedroom o.
seem pleasant by contrast 70 ls done
on tho snme principle as putting "a
chestnut burr into one of our eyes
to make you forget tnat y.u have a
fax scod ln tho other eye.
Then ils awiully pleasant TO run
away from ibo hotel in the morning.
to 60 Wsi anywhere. and its pleas.
lnt tO run away from tho fishing at
night iuEt 90 30 anywhere u man
went anywhere from a summer hotel
ara had good time. he would never
come back. except lu cases e cx-
.reme hcrOigm. 60 rescue his family or
some namon.old friend. But when he
goes fishing De will come back. The
nrOpfetors of summer hotels know
his so they will not have any form
oi sport for their guests except ash.
ing THIS Ia why they keep q string
90 tuXinormizcd FISH pui away 20 moth
halls wear after year. tO Be photo
rmphoi as the days CATCH In the
hands % some unwilling victim.
usually "a man who ig under uhiga-
tluns to the MANAGEMENT hy reason Oi
having been unfortunate with his
board hil II you will think back
you viii realize that YOU never saw,
in real ule. one of those men who had
i.etn ga togruphcd with the days
catch On his hand. 10 Invariably
feels the disgrace so koenly that he
goes away and commits felodcsul.
eide.
Likewise, the Tennis Court.
Also. no some summer hotels they
have tennis court This might as
well be- @ mere picture OF a tennis
court Nobody ever uses o. A nor
NAL healthy man would as soon think
oi using ihe cuspldar ai Il railway sta.
ilon as to play tennis at summer ho.
tul when the season first opens. the
men VINO come 90 do ponnance for the
summer all bring their tennis clothes
and rackots They play once each un-
less there are TOO many Of them, and
chem naif of them play once each.
They go at it with great enthusiasm.
which dies ont iho next day. From
that time on these that belong 10 the
aRme lodge go somewhere for q quiet
game of poker. while those who DO
not cOagnlate naturally or altinclally.
80 around on the plazzns with their
wives aud hate their fellowmen.
Alongside the tennis court there a-e|
always some red benches for the.
wives the tcnnls players Go slt on
and quarrel about The score, while
their husbands tear up the gravel in
their Wild attempts tG swat ihe easy
lohs Each player starts in with the
uoliel That be is a heedition ~ May
Sution and quits with the bitter
ffuth urmiy nXed In hls mind lie can.
not talk about anything but tennis be-
f0re the ramc and prefers 10 ialk
about anything else nlterward
on these red benches. which were
thero last summer also land which
SGT there an through the winter. freex
ing passers.by with the suggestion of
sitting on them in the snowl. are
number of lOcs0 screws that pro.
irudo each a quarter of an finch ahove
ihe Stats Of The seat This d 80 that
when man sits down on them he
viii n0' notice the difference but
VIII slgirm aiuund On the seat until
nicely mpaled when be- arises ho
hes d tailor blll to pas and has opened
un sew account with fhe recording
angel AN tho neat winter q ht oi
while inrk With rayfled edges. Will
nuit glyly FROM inc masthead oi
tlhi s.egie screw No summer hotel
is CON g'eto without That seductive I
bench They are supplied hy the
ciuihine trust and cost toe proprlciOrs /
uf fh hotel nothing whatever
There wlH he fonni also. 70 youl