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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
Newsooy's Stage Success.
From Everyoody's.

'~' ~ SSNy 81.
The measure of success won is due
largely TO Il fat youngster with a
hooked nose and yellow curly hair.
who Is set down on the programme as
Master PincuS. He was a neWSboy at
Forty-second street and Broadway be-
fore he went on the stage. In the
farce Its All Your Fault" Archibald
is Il street gamin, shrewd, quick-wit-
ted, and suspicious, who ha escaped
from an institution. He expresses him
self in slang and dis dat" dem"
and dose This description also fits
Master Pincus in private life, so he is
called upon merely to play himself. The
remarkable thing is that he succeeds in
being absolutely natural. His very APP
pearance-fat legs, aldermanic periph-
cry, hooked nose in the ~moon-face,
tight curling hair-makes people laugh.
then he is in such deadly earnest.
He understands very we'll that the
whole farce depends upon him and he
sustains the burden. The boy was not
wholly without stage experience. EARLY
in the season a fearsome musical com
edy called Fritz in Tammany Hall"
was presented in New York, and Mas
ter Pincus, because Of his droll appear
ance, was taken from the streets to APP
bear as one of the many children.
When Fritz in Tammany Hall failed.
the chubby youngster resumed selling
newspapers until some far-sighted per-
selected him for Archibald.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
The Lazy, PeaceabIe Lion.

14O1A Tie l1oilQOll flelU.
That the lion is not always the roar.
ing, tearing boast Of l~engendary de.
scription may be seen in the following
extract from the diary Of a young Eng.
llsnman who is at present serving his
country in northern Nigeria:
Il had just topped a long incline AND
was akin my pony, when, on coming
around a corner of the road, hidden by
some trees, l saw seventy yards ir
front of me, baslling in the sun on an
open patch of burned grass, a magnif.
cent ~full-groWn lion. The sun was not
strong, and he was very, very lazily
Ticking his tail from side to side. He
had a short name and his eyes were q
lovely amber red in the weak sunlight
My first sensation was one of
ment, profound Amusement and delight
at seeing such a fine beast. He was
a beauty, il it seemed impossible tc
realize that he was really wild as he
lay on his side, looking at me with his
head raised as a dog does when he
hears his masters footstep. He was
fat as butter, sle~e1-coated and glossy.
My pony, as the breeze was coming
from the other direction, did not wind
him, and vent steadily on without as
much as priCking up his ears. My dog
WAS walking on in front, about ten
yards. and, luckily, did not notice him.
1t was not until l was actually passing
him, which l did within twenty yards.
that I realized that if the lion> took it
into his head to fancy a bit Of white
man l should be unable to dispute his
right. After I a proceeded some $50
yards the lion got up leisurely and fol-
lowed along the road behind me, but
after going about 100 yards he turned
into the bush at the side Of the road"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
lnterestino Scraps.

BaVarian engineers calculate the
power which can be developed by har.
Messing the Danube and it's Alpino
tributaries u little less than 1000. O0o
horse power. These figures apply only
to Bavarian territory. 1t is estimated
that about 10000 horse power could be
effectively or probably used, but of
that great store of energy not more
than $1,000 horse power has yet been
developed.
The sultan of Turkeys income is
enormous. Besides deriving 50, 500, 600
from the state taxes, he is said to draw
two or three times as much from crown
property. He owns a very large MINI
Der of palaces on the Bosporus, and
many of the best villas on it's northern
banks, which he grants at his pleasure
to ministers n favorites, or to per-
sons who have married members Of his
family. 1t is said that 5000 persons are
fed daily in his palace, while he sends
out dinners to a still larger number
Belgium Is, despite its forty-two miles
of ~seaboard, n Of the few nations OF
the world without a navy. There are
only two other navyless powers in Eu-
rope-landlocked Switzerland and Ser.
via. Even Bulgaria can boast of a tor
pedo gunboat II a few small steamers,
while Roumania is proud in the pos
session of twelve small vessels Hol-
land, Belgium's neighbor, has quite an
imposing fleet Of eight ironclads and a
notilla OF 100 steamers. If Bulgaria has
the smallest navy in the world the tiny
principality Of Monac has the smallest
men all Old.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
DOCTORS SHIFT.
Now Gets Along without Il.

fAAohs SV1InOu1 II. r
A physician says: Until last fall !
used to eat meat for my breakfast and
suffered with indigestion until the meal
had passed from the stomach.
Last fall I began the use of Grape
Nuts for breakfast and very soon found
could do without meat, for my bod,
got all the nourishment necessary from
the Grape-Nuts, and since then I have
not mad any Indigestion and am feelina
better and have Increased in weight.
Since finding the benefit 1 derived
from Grape-Nuts I have prescribed thu
food for all of my patients SUFFERING
from Indigestion Or over-feeding and
also for those recovering from disease
where | want a food easy to take and
certain to digest. and which will no,
oyertaX the stomach.
Il always find the results I look FOL
When | prescribe Grape-Nuts. Fol
ethical reasons please omit my name.'
Name given by mail by Postum Co..
Eattle Greek, Mich.
The reason for the wonderful amour
" AuliiiiieHt ana the easy digestion OF
.Gr&pe-Nuts is not hard to find.
Ia the first place, the starchy part OF
the wheat and barley goes through
various processes Of cooking, to per
fectlS change the starch into Deytrose
CT POST Sugar, in which state q i.
ready to be easily absorbed by the
blood. The parts in the wheat and
barley which Nature can make use OF
fei. rebuilding brain and nerve centers
are retained in this remarkable food.
ana thus the human body is supplied
with the powerful strength producers
so easily noticed after one has eaten
draPe-S1tts each Gay for a week or ten
d2ys. There's a reason"
Set the little book, THE Road to
Nellsi.le,' in pkgs.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
Police Chiefs Story.

"A ma and a woman" said the po-
lice chief, occupied a compartment OF
a Pullman. In a desolate place, the
train speeding like lightning along, the
man said to the woman:
Madam, I will ask you to look out OF
the window a few minutes. | am GO
ing to make some changes in my ap.
parel."
Certainly. sir said the woman.
politely.
Two or three minutes, filled with
odd, rustlinG noises, passed. Then thu
man said:
Now, madam, I am Finished
she looked at him, and behold, HI
had transformed himself into a dash.
ing girl, heavily yelled, fashionably
dressed, and with rich and beautiful
blonde hair.
some moments later, in her turn
the lady said:
Now, sir or madam. whichever you
are, lli ask you also TO look out Of the
/ ave some hanges tc
make in my own dress
"The other complied. and, when he
was permitted to withdraw his gaze
from the passing landscape, what was
MS surprise to find the lady changing
into q man, He gave a loud laugh.
1T SEEMS he said, that we are
both f~ugitiVes. Hence we should be
pals. L am a bank robber. What arc
your"
"I,' said the other, am Detective
hawke OF san Francisco, and for three
days, in female attire, | have beer
shaGoWlnG YOU. Wrists together, please,
so that | may now slip the miners on
Thus" concluded the police cher
did my friend Hawke arrest the no
torious Jack Greene in ~. It was the
neatest arrest. from the melodramatic
standpoint, of the year"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
Exasperatirc.

Senator Dolliver, apropos Of a shame
less political CRATER, said:
THE man appear to have no moral
sense. Accused of some fragrant piece
Of corruption, he will, ten to one, adj
NIT his guilt With pride. He reminds
me of a waiter in a certain Fort Dodge
restaurant.
This restaurant was a poor one. The
Fort Dodge people would not support
it. 1t is now no more.
"A gentleman took a lady there to
dinner one night. The dinner began
with soup. The waiter was very care
less.
All of a sudden the gentleman
roared:
".Look out. there, waiter! Your coat
sleeve just dipped into this lady's
soup
THE waiter looked at his dripping
sleeve, and then smiled and said:
Thank you, sir; but it doesn't mat
ter-it will wash out. Fish next?"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
Continued Next Week.
Raising a Girl the Wrono w.v

Atchison Globe; An Atchison Girl
of fifteen gets up in the morning, eats
breakfast which her mother has pre-
pared, goes upstairs and takes care
OF her room and then goes downtown
sometimes taking two hours to buy =
spool of thread. She eats dinner which,
her mother has prepared. wears
clothes her mother has made. spends
the afternoon reading story books or
gaddlns with her friends, eats supper
her mother has prepared, ana spends
the n with her girl friends. she
has done nothing wicked all DIV M
her mother is satisfied that she he
bringing her VI right. But is she?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
"A Matrimonial Dilemma.

ssssRsaris correspondence London Mail.
A curious confusion of identity bids
Fair to prevent q young girl of Paris
from marrying.
years ago her elder sister wrota
on The OF her marriage to the NAV
or q. her native village for a copy Of
Iser birth certificate. For some rea son
Eie official failed to find the entry and
accordingly had the extraordinary idea.
to send the girl the certificate OF her
younger sister. stating that he thought
this would do rs we'll.
s The girl was married and now her
younger sister. In her turn, on the eya
VI marriage, has offered the same GER
tificate to the Paris officials. who. On,
verifying the document, have diseov.
cred the facts.
Josephine Dansart is In the posi-
of being urableiI to marry unless
her sister consents g annul her own
mare Oh the official registers as free
to marry.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
in a Word.

ri king Of Ashanti has 1882 wives.
A young Jones is born every forty min
tMtes.
Contributors to the London Times are
spGid ga a column.
No Jess than seventy-one amateur poets
ehave sent John d. Rockefeller, jr., con-
,Gratulatory poems on his sons birth.
Lake Morat, in Switzerland, turns red
every two or three years, owing to the
presence OF peculiar aquatic plant.
A fish that drums is found In the waters
OF Manritius harbor. When caught and
held In the hand, a vibration of the skin
behind the gills is to be seen, and a deli
cate rub-a-dub, as of a distant tenor drum,
Is heard.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12

and ankles swelled up, my hands puff
ed, and became so tense I could hard.
~ close them. I had great difficulty
In breathing. and my heart would hut.
ter with the least exertion. l could
not walk far without stopping again
and again to rest. Since using four
boxes Of Doan's Kidney Pills the bloat.
ing has gone down and the feelings OF
distress have Disappeared"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box
Eoster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, n. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
Broken Melody; or, Paradise Lost.
From Town Topics.

I1oEft IOWH 1OPfCS.
Chow do you like our music up
here?" asked st. Peter.
We'll, I'll tell you," replied the new
arrival. the harps all have a trife too
much rallentando in the fermate pas
sages, and the colorature Of the sing
ers-"
"Ha! a music critic cried st. Peter;
that's what happens when 1 leave the
gate for a moment"
Motioning to w burly seraphim TO
put h unfortunate man into the ele-
vator, ST. Peter pressed the button and
called: Going down."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
AWFUL ITCHING ON SCALP.
Hair Finally Had to Be Cut to Save
Any-scalp Now in Good Con-
dition-Curad bv Cutic,1ra

ME ~ 4aEka
i used the Cuticura Soap and ONT
nent for a diseased scalp, dandrufr,
and constant falling Of hair. Finally I
had TO cut my hair to save any at all.
just at that time I read about the Cuti-
cura Remedies. Once every week I
shanpooed my hair with the Cuticura
Soap, n used the Ointment twice a
week. In two months time my hair
was long enough to do up in French
twist. That is now five years ago, and.
4 have a lovely head Of hair. The
length is six inches below my waist
fine, my scalp is in very good condi-
ton, and no more dandruff or itching
OF the scalp. I used other remedies
that were recommended to me as good,
but with no results. Mrs. w. f. Griess.
Clay Center, Neb., Oct. %, 19o5.n
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12

I was in the
year '95 that a
combination Of
G V G n t S, into
!, which / need not
@ n / C /, caused
' NJ r. Sherlock
/ Holmes and my
} self to spend
some weeks in
one Of our great
university towns
and it was dur
ing this time
that the small
but instructive
adventure which
l am about to
relate befell us.
1t will be OBJ
vious that any
details W h i c h
would help the
reader to eX-
a c identify
the college or
the m i n Il !
would be in
%judicious and Of
LtIl5iEc. 90 pdlll-
lul a scandal
may well be al
lowed to die
out. With due
discretion t h e
incident i t s elf
max h0MaNAr
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12

T.
%dropsical condi-
ton without be-
Ing aware that it
was due to kid
ney trouble. The
early stages e
principally back.
ache and bearing
down pain, but 1
went along with
out worryin g
much until drop
CIV cot in Nv font
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
Confidential.

From the Cleveland Plaindealer
II suppose old Bullion will give you a
job as soon as you marry his daughter p"
Yes; he wants me to be his confidential
bookkeeper."
But you don't know anything about
keeping books"
He wants me to keep EN- where the
court can't get hold of en-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
Senator Carter,s STORY.

a group of senator's who have been
prominent m rate legislation were dis
cussing the aftermath of criticism that
mas befallen some OF them. The way that
senator Aldr1ch Is being credited with a
great victory was mentioned.
Carter, are going to get a reward for our
work for eighteen hours a day the last
three months about like Judge Smiths
niger SAINTS breakfast"
'How's that?" asked two or three to-
gether.
When the judge got up in the morning
about . O'Clock he would go out and hunt
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
A WITH DROPsY.

The Heart Was Badly Affected
the Patient Began Using
Deans kidney Pills.
Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell, of 415 West
Fourth St, Olympia, Wash, says: For
OVpr three ynar. en- ffara1 With
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12

There are cases where an operation
IS the only resource, but when one con-
slders the great number of cases OF
~menacing female troubles cured by
Lydia e, P%inkham's Vegetable Com
pound after physicians have advised
operations, no woman should submit to
one without first trying the Vegetable
Compound and writing Mrs. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass, for advice, which is free.
Miss Margret Merkley, of 275 Third
Street, Milwaukee, Wis, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
Loss of strength, extreme nervousness,
shooting pains through the pelvic organs,
bearing down pains and cramps compelled
me to seek medical advice. The doctor, after
making an examination, said / had u female
trouble and liberation and advised an opera
ton. To this l strongly objected and decided
TO try Lydia 3. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. The liberation quickly healed, Ill
tae bad symptoms disappeared and l am
ones more strong, vigorous and well.n
Female troubles are steadily on the
increase among women. If the month
1y periods are very painful, or too fire.
qpent and excessive-if you have pain
or swelling low down in the left side.
bearing-down pains, don't neglectyo YOUR
self: try Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
OPERATION AVOIDED
EXPERIENCED MISS MERKLEY
Che Was Told That an Operation Was
Inevitable How She Escaped 1t.

When a physician tells Il woman suf-
fering with serious feminine trouble
shat an operation is necessary, the very
Thought Of the knife and the operating
cable strikes terror to her heart, and
our hospitals are full of women coming
Gor jast such operations.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
WHhN n kB m En IA WHEAT, co bushels re- mere,
E&xY u EE} n N ES Catalogue and samples fNEE. SnIzcr
WR bEU q 0nEV Seed Co., box c, Lacrosse, Wis
Summer Stock.

u Farmer Cobb-Are We going
ITO keep pigs this year, Caleb?
Farmer Huskins-Lord, no! Thar s
Jest ez much profit keepin' boarders.
an not half SO much trouble feedin'
Fem!
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-07-12
BY A. CONAN DOYLE.

Ix.-THE ADVENTURE OF THREE
STUDENTS.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-08-04
SIR THOMAS HAS
NEW RACING IDEA
Would Build Two Yachts and
Run Best Against De.
fender.
ASKS FOR A CONCESSION.
Rules at Present Require Him TO Name
His Boat With the Issuance of
His Challenge.

New York Aug "A cable dispatch 20
the Times from London says:
Sir Thomas Upton. whose anxiety 10
challenge again for the Americas cup Is
well known has made the suggestion TO a
number OF prominent yachtsmen on this
side OF the Atlantic that. IN case be sees
HIS way clear 20 a formal challenge, he
would like to secure A concession from
the New York Yacht club allowing aim
TO build two yachts. sall one against tho
other and send the better boat against
the Defender.
Re firmly believes he IS Justified 20 seek.
ing his concession Tho defending side.
as BE- well known, has the privilege Of try
ing out be- boats, but the challenger must
under the deed o. gitt name the boat
with the challenge. lachtsmen here who
have discussed this matter Informally
seem i0 agree with slr Thomas that this
desire 90 obtain such q concession Is per-
tectly fair
While no FORMAL statement has been
made By Sir Thomas Upton that he has
amy legitimate hopes ~ success ia his
direction the inference Is that he has
sounded certain OF the New York Yacht
club officials and Is not without reason
able expectations thar The question NAV
be raised an me proper time with salts.
faction 10 both sides
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-08-04
THREE RECORDS 60.
New Horse Takes Worlds Records In
Consecutive Heats at Chenille.

Cleveland. Aug AT tho GleuulIe
track today the BroEcho the little daugh-
ter Of Stornicife. and who was recently
purchased by Messrs Roch0n and p0b's
~ Winnipeg Manitoba for 5000 v0r
The three heats ~ the free-for.au pace
IN 200, 2'03i, and 2o2f,, thereby breaking
the worlds record FOR three consecutive
heats by a quarter ~ q second fhe
worlds record Tor pacing mares ~ race
and the worlds record Tor the fastest
third heat in a race Charles Dean. the
Broncho's driver took her away fast and
ir each heat was SO far ahead Of the 9th
cr four starters thut II looked like a par
AIDE Results
2.A class trotting. NJ G ". consolation
purse t2ol-Czarlug Dawson won three
straight heats and tho race IN 2lli. 2I7.
21rs Fash0dt J y. Blackmore AMI
Frank Hedio also started
Fiee-for-all pace. purse 12opp-The
Broncho won three straight heats and Tho
race On 200 2.03i, 2o.a Baron Grattau
Maud X Eswlck. NcVolo and Hazel
Patch also started
21s class, trottinF. purse t2Io-ltala
won three straight heats and the race IN
0fi, 2l0L ? llA j. =. lIaulCn. Who
Knows Ivan B.. Moore, Bessie Earl and
CaSius also started
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-08-04
HAPPY MULTI MILLIONAIRE.
How Andrew Carnegie Amu.e. Himself at Skibo Castle

II any one doubts that a multl-mil-
lionaire can be a perfectly happy man
said a friend Of the writer. I should
advise him TO arrange, 10 possible, g,
spend day or two with Mr.. Andrew
Carnegie at skibo Castle, his summer
house IN Scotland, and ] guarantee that
his doubt VIII speedily take wings; Tor
] DO not think there are many men IN
Great Britain. rich or poor, who 60
thoroughly enjoy NE as this wonderful
Scotsman, VINO has made almost IA
many millions ss he has lived years.
This nc least was the conviction forced
on me when I spent a few delightful
days as his guest "a couple VI years ago.
But. indeed f. would be rather DIM
cult for any man not % enjoy lfo IN
der such ideal conditions and iu such a
lovely environment, sklbO Castle. YOU
must know, stands on a slight emineace
near the shores Of DOruoch Firth. in
the Tar north of Scotland and but a few
miles from Duur0bin. the regal home OF
The Dukes OF Sutherland. Behind Il
rise magnificent. heath-coyered hills,
and in front stretches a glorious pan
Drama Of loch and mo0rs and hills, such
as you will scarcely match even in
romantic Scotland, while the castle it,
self which Mr.. Carnegie has largely
rebuilt, is stately Pile. beautiful 10
look upon and fui, OF historic associa-
tons
To this splendid retreat tie million.
aire laird loves 90 retire estry SUM
mer, and here he spends an i4caly hap
py time with his wife ane lIttIt daugh-
ter entertaining bis countless friends
and finding each day too short for his
many recreauons aud activities.
Naturally a man who has led such
strenuous DE fDds no pleasure 800 idle
ness. Ful. of lrreurcssible energy he
must always be doing something. and
al skibo he finds plenty 10 occupy hts
time very agreeabIy ln fact the place
Is bis hobby, and DE is always planning
some improvement 20 add 20 its charms.
Now he Is enthusiastically superintend-
INK the laying out OF golf links. now DE
Is dlNeuing The course OF q stream tO
make a beautiful lake, and again be il
constructing a road through the noun
ialns-scAemes which give him infinite
pleasure and also provide employment
for "a small army Of men.
And these are but q few OF his many
activities, mental and physical Ey-
cry day from an quarters OF the
world there pouTs In on him a perfect
deluge Of letters. 40 % which demand
attention, and although the majority
Of them Chiefly Of the begging or
derl are suppressed 10y his secretary
and never come into hts hands HIS
daily spondence usually occupies