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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

DR.. Douglas Hyde, the leader of the
Gaelic revival In Ireland. was talking
about accents to a Philadelphia.
Coming to the British accent, he said:
"The leading characteristic of the
British accent is, of course. the drop
ping OF the n The dropping of the
h is very unfortunate. It causes in
Vulnerable embarrassments.
"a friend of mine is bald. He is a
scientist. One night he lectured upon
the atmosphere to some Of DR.. Bar
nardo's boys in London.
MY bald friend. leeturing on, hap
pened to say;
at is impossible to live without
air. IT,
But from the back OF the hall came
an interruption in a shrill treble
voice;
SOW about yerself. guv'norr"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

In Paris a League for Upright
Writing" has been formed. and It
takes a phrase from Georges Sand as
its motto: Upright writing on horl
zontal paper with the body held
straight" The league crusades against
the English style of writing slantins
and angular, which. It says. is no long
er really taught in England or Amer
lea. Slanting writing is said to cause
short sight, "scholiosls," and many
other optical troubles.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06
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Macaroni and Eggs-Cook macaronl
until tender and place in small bak-
ing dish. Beat together two eggs and
half a cupful of milk, add salt and
pepper and pour over the macaroni.
Bake in the oven until the top is nicely
Drowned
Sweetbreads with Scrambled Eggs
Parboil and cut up one sweetbread.
Beat four eggs, add one-fourth ten.
spoonful salt, dash of pepper. half a
eupful of milk and the sweetbread.
Put two tablespoonfuls butter in a hot
chatting dish and add the mixture, stir.
ring until it is of creamy consist
-ssaey.
Eggless Feather Cake-one cupful
of sugar ereamed with two tablespoon
fuls Of melted butter. one cupful Of
milk with tablespoonful OF corn
starch dissolved in ii. little less than
one and one-fourth cupfuls of fiour.
with two teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der. Use Judgment in regard to -four.
Cherry Pudding--AIix together two
cupfuls of -four, two ieaspoonfuls of
baking powder. two tablespoonruls Of
sugar and milk enough for soft
dough. Butter teaeups and dro5 IN
little dough. some cherries. then dough
enough 10 half fill the cups. Steam for
an hour. Serve with any kind of
sauce or sweetened cream.
Oatmeal Gems-one cupful of oat.
meal soaked over night in one cupful
of water. In the morning add one cup.
full of sour milk. one cupful Of -four.
quarters tablespoonful of soda
half tablespoonful salt. one tablespoon,
full Of melted butter. two tablespoon
fuls of sugar, Mix and bake in hot.
weIl-buttered gem pans One cup of
sweet milk and one teaspoonful Of
baking powder can be used instead OF
sour milk and soda.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

False teeth have been known 10
generate electricity in the mouth and
Sshoek their wearer painfully, said a
dentist.
only last week a gentleman came
10 ne and said he feared he was get
ting a cancer on his tongue Such
severe shooting pains attack me he
said that often utter loud oaths in
the most unseemly places--at teas. be-
fore the minister and so on, 1t is like
kniit TRUSTS Do YOU think ] am go.
Ing 30 lose my tongue
found that two different metals
bad heen used IN fixing the poor mani
false tseth. These metals. combining
with IRE saliva had formed a small
battery. Electricity generated in the
battery eouNnuaily and shock after
shcek ives ADMINISTERED to the tongue.
Il painted The metal with an IN
snlaiins varnish Thereafter the man
had no more trouble"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

OusSflfOFtdDtC MOuc OF travel
Thomas Nelson Page is spena
the winter at Nice.
Nice is the largest city on the r
yiera and next TO Monte Carlo It
the gayest and the most beautiful.
Mountains rise behind the town. 1
deed, in that country the shore, of u
sea is altogether mountainous and ID
railroad traversing 1t has innumerahl
tunnels
Mr.. Page on February afternoo
was taking tea out OF doors on Il
warm and sunlit pier that is o lied Ii
Palais de la Jetee. He complained
a railroad Journey from Genoa that
had made and a young Engllshma
said; well, you came through
-ovely country at least"
Perhaps did" said Mr.. Page, ''bu
It was uncommonly like travelin
through a flute"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

aEd they will not
We will gladly make a present Of
S25.0o0OO 10 any rooster Or Importer q
old fashioned coffee who viii accept
that wager.
Free inspection of our factories and
methods is made by thousands of peo-
pie each month and the coffee impor-
tiers themselves are cordially invited.
Both Postum aud Grape-Nuts are abb
solutely pure aud made exactly as
stated
The formula of Postum and the an
alysis made by one OF the foremost
chemists of Boston has been printed on
every package for many years and is
absolutely accurate.
Now as to the food value Of Postum.
II contains the parts of the wheat berry
which carry the elemental salts such
as lime, iron. potash, silica, etc. etc..
used by the life forces to rebuild the
cellular tissue. and this is particularly
true of the phosphate of potash. also
found In GrapeN Nuts, which combines
in the human body with albumen and
this combination, together with water,
rebuilds the worn out gray matter in
the delicate nerve centres all over the
body. and throughout the brain and So
lar plexus.
Ordinary coffee stimulates in an IN
natural way, but with many people 1t
slowly aud surely destroys and does
not rebuild this gray substance so vi
tally important to the welilbeing OF
every human being.
These are eternal facts, proven, well
authenticated aud known to every prop
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Flannels or any articles made Of
wool are entirely different in their nj
innate fibers from linen or cotton or
any vegetable fabric. The dbers arc
spiral in form, and neat ..nd cold and
rubbing make them draw up, while
certain strong alkalles seem TO pro.
duee the same effect. Z is, there
fore, necessary that fiannels should be
washed in water of even temperature,
wrung dry and rubbed as little as pos
sible. Rub when necessary with the
hands, and not on board. Do not put
fannels outdoors to freeze in winter.
but hang them before the fire or in a
warm room to dry as quickly as pos
sible, and they will not shrink.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

DR.. Emily D. Smith tells a story Of
an incident that came under her no
tice at the hospital at Ing Hok, China
A woman with girl baby came to see
her little boy, who was under the doc
tors care. Another old woman, who
was there to see her daughter in TX
girls school, saw the girl baby, ant
coveted her for a wife for her babJ
grandson. She finally struck a bar
gain, but instead Of buying the baby
its mother insisted on giving the ole
woman 20 cents as dowry for her
little girl, and the women parted each
pleased with herself
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

erly educated physician. chemist and
food expert.
| Please remember we never say 0rq'-
nary coffee hurts everyone.
Some people use It regularly had
seem strong enough to withstand
attacks, but there is misery AID disease
In store for the man or woman who
persists In its use when nature pro-
tests, by heart weakness, stomach aud
bowel trogblesf kidney disease. weak
eyes. or general nervous prostration.
The remedy is Obvious. The drug caf-
feline, contained in ell ordinary coffee,
must be discontinued absolutely or the
disease will continue In spite OF any
medicine aud will grow worse.
1t is easy to leave off the old fash
Toned coffee by adopting Postum Food
Coffee, for In it Que finds a pleasing
hot breakfast or dinner beverage that
has the deep seal brown color, chang
ing to rich golden brown when good
cream is added. When boiled long
enough Us minutesl the favor is not.
that of rank Rio coffee but very like
the mllder, smooth and high grade
Java, but entirely lacking the drug eff
feet of ordinary coffee.
Anyone suffering from disorders set
up by coffee drinking taDd there Is an
extensive variety can absolutely de-
pend upon some measure Of relief by
quitting coffee and using Postum FOOD
Coffee.
If the disease has not become too
strongly rooted, one can with good rea-
son expect II 10 disappear entirely In a
reasonable time after the active cause
Of the trouble Is removed and the eellu-
laI tissue mas time 70 naturally rebuild
with the elements furnished by Pos
tum and good food.
It's only just plain old common sense.
Now, with the exact facts before the
reader, he or she can decide the wise
course. looking TO health aud the pow
er to do things.
II you have any doubt as to the
cause of any ache or all you may have.
remember the far reaching kilograms
of hurt nervous system travel from
heel to head. and 1t may be well worth
your while TO make the experiment OF =
leaving of coffee entirely for ~
and using Postum in its place.
You will probably gather So
solid facts, worth more tina
mine, for health can make
sickness lose It. Besides
the fun for it's like a cont
nal frollc to be perfectly
There's reason for
POS
Postum Cereal Co.. Ltd. Battle Greek. M.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06
NO REST NIGHT OR DAY.
With Irritating Skin Humor-Hair Began
to Fall Out Wonderful Result
From Cutieura Remedies.

About the latter part of July my Whole
body began to itch. | did not take much
notice of it at first, but it began to get
worse all the time, and then | began to
get uneasy and tried all kinds Of baths and
other remedies that were recommended
for skin bumors, but l became worse all
the time. My hair began to fall out and
my scalp itehed all the time. Especially
at night, Just as soon as | would get in
bed and get warm, my whole body would
begin to itch, and my finger nails would
keep it irritated, and it was not long be,
fore | could not rest night or day. A
friend asked me to try the Cuticura Rene
dies, and | did, and the first Application
helped me wonderfully. For about -four
weeks l would take hot bath every night
and then apply the Cutieura Ointment to
my whole body, and kept getting better.
and by the time used four boxes Of Gu
tieura | was entirely cured and my hair
stopped falling cat. D. E. Blankenship
$40 N. Del. St., Indianapolis, Ind. Oct,
q, 1905"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

W, H. Pigg, who has started an ell
ranch at Freshwater. Colo. was show
ing his herd of elk to a party of east
ern capitalists.
81 am sure you will succeed in thi:
venture, Pigg." said broker "You
are a persevering man and persever
ance always brings success Mr.
Pigg laughed.
4 am persevering," he admitted
"and l believe in perseverance. Al
the same time I don't rate ii as high
sir, as you DO. Perseverance without
intelligence is nothing. A hen can sit
a year on china egg, but there will
be no results"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Globes and chimneys crack readily
in cold weather. The sudden expan-
sion in heating is more than they can
stand, To tougher them It is only
necessary to boil them for a couple OF
hours, after putting them in cold. salt.
ed water in a kettle having a false bot
tom. In lighting gas Jets or lamps the
light should be turned To-, then grad
ually higher.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Nell-May Sharpe won't marry that
old Roxley.
Belle-Has she broken OF the en-
gagement2
Nell-No. but she's trying to make
him mad so that he'll break It. In
THAT way she'll have a chance Of get
ting his money anyway by suing fol
breach Of promise.
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81 81; a %; 4: Th0mpsOn's Eye Water



There are only a few Australians
distributed throughout the United
States, and their number is so small
that in most of the official bulletins
they come under the head Of "un.
classified"
There are In New York city less
than 500 Australians and the major.
ity of these are such "in name only
having been born In Australia during
the temporary residence OF their par.
ents. One such case is that OF Nine.
Melba, the prima donna, who was
born in Melbourne, Australia, in 1866,
though her home is in England.
The only city in the country in
which there is any considerable mum.
Der of Australians is San Francisco,
in which there are about a thousand,
Chicago has some 800, and Oakland, a
suburb Of San Francisco. $50. Once
every year the Australians in New
York city assemble for fraternal meet
ing, and it is found usually that the
larger number Of those present are
travelling Australians.
Advice Discounted.
Senator Burrows was asked for ad.
vice recently by newspaper CORE
spondent. He gave the advice, but
lfterward. smiling and shaking his
head. he said.
Advice is a thing am always
shary about extending. 1t is, you
Know, so cheap, so easy.
"a boy. the other day, was pushing
heavy pushcart up a hill The hill
was steep, the boy thin. He bent for.
ward at the work till he was almost
horizontal.
Hi. boy called an old man, push
the cart up the hill zigzag. from side
to side, and you'll find it will go cas-.
Ier.'
The boy snarled back:
mot so much O. yer darn advice.
Give US a shove"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06


With LOCAL APPLIcArI0ss, a. tlev ,anno,
reach the seas OF tho disease. Catarrb 4 I,
piood or constitutional disease, and in ortie.
10 cure it you must take internal rs,,,s,,,s1
Halls Catare1 Cure is taken Internal, ~ u
acts directly on the blood and M.
Halls Catarrh lure is not - r.
II was DrescriE4.fs,y ore o - EMN ,sl-,
eians In this country Tor years 49, 70 =
ular prescription. 1t IS coHfrosed OF the
best tonics Known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the mu-
eous surfaces. Tho perfect combination OF
the two ingredients Is what produces suca
wonderful results In curins cagarrh. send
Tor testimonials, free.
F. >. CHENEY 4 Co., Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price, 75e.
lake balps Family Pills Tor constellation
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

At the general postofice, Nottingham,
England, a notice has been posted al
ready warning the public to get their
Christmas parcels posted early for the
South African mails.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

during bad weather
brought on a heavy
cold, aching OF the
limbs aud pain in she
back and kidneys. Sc
we're congestion Of The
kidneys followed. Be
sides the terrific arh-
ing there were whlrl-
ing headaches. and I
Naana mo
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Records covering long series Of
years show that in the coal mines of
Wales most of the fatal explosions
have occurred during the extremes OF
summer and winter. willie in spring
and fall such accidents have been in
frequent.
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GOOD FOR Csc.
| S76
l45

Send this coupon with your name
and address and your druggists name
and l0c. in stamps or silver, and we
will supply you sample free If Won
have never used sIul's Anti-ns,ch
Waters, and will also send you GER
tifcate good for 2je. toward the pur-
chase Of more Belch Waters. You will
find them invaluable for stomach trou-
be; cures by absorption. Address
MULL's GRAPE TOXIC Co., :2s 90
Ave, Rock Island, III.
GiUe Full address and Write Plainly.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

In Hawaii. one Of the Sandwich Is
lands, there is a spot called the Roch
Of Refuge. II criminal reaches THU
rock uncaptured he is safe as long az
he remains there. Usually his family
supply him With food until he is able
to make his escape, but he is never
allowed to return TO his own tribe.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06
Cure, Cancer. Blood Poison and Rhsu
matism.

natism.
II you have blood poison producing erup-
lions, pimples. ulcers, swollen glands,
bumps and risings, burning, itching skin,
copper-colored spots or rash on the skin,
mucous patches in mouth or throat, falling
hair, bone pains, old rheumatism or foul
catarrh. take Botanic Blood Balm Oh. B. b. }
1t kills the poison in the blood; soon all
sores, eruptions heal, hard swellings sub
side, aches and palms stop and perfect
cure is made Of the worst cases Of Blood
Poison.
For cancer, tumors, sYellings, eating
sores. ugly ulcers, persistent pimpies OF all
kinds, take u. b. b. It destroys the cancer
poison In the blood, heals Cancer OF all
kinds, cures the worst humors or suppur-
ating swelings. Thousands cured by d. h.
D. after all else fails. d. 3. b. composed
Of pure botanic ingredients. Improves
the digestion, makes the blood pure and
rich, stops the awful itching aud all sharp,
shooting pains. Thoroughly tested for
thirty years Druggists. 81 per large bot
tie, with complete directions for home
cure. sample fres and prepaid by writiag
Blood Balm Co, Atlanta Ga. Describe
trouble and free medical advise also sent
In sealed letter
Its easy for man to behave after he breaks
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

weak. My doctor could not help me,
and turned to Doan's Kidney Pills.
with the result that The kidney conGes-
ton disappeared, and. with it, all the
other symptoms. What is more, the
cure has lasted for years"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents n box.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06


We demand facts in this coffee dis
cussion ard propose to see that the
facts are brought clearly before the
people
A number of coffee importers ard
roasters have Joined a movement TO
boom coffee and stop the use of Pos
tum Food Coffee and in their news
paper statements undertake to deceive
by false assertions.
Their first is that coffee is not harm.
ful.
We assert that one in every three
coffee users has some form of inclplent
or chronic disease; realize for one mo-
ment what a terrible menace to a ma
ton of civilized people, when one kind
of beverage cripples the energies and
health of one-third the people who
use It,
We make the assertion advlsedly and
suggest that the reader secure his own
proof by personal Inquiry among coffee
users.
Ask your coffee drinking friends IL
they keep free from any sort of aches
and ais You will be startled at the
percentage and viii very naturally seek
10 place tile cause of disorder on some
thing aside from coffee whether food,
Inherited tendencies or something else.
60 deeper In your search for facts.
If your friend admits occasional neu-
ralgia. rheumatism. heart weakness.
stomach or bowel trouble. kidney COM
plant, weak eyes. or approaching ner-
vous prostration induce him OF ~er to
make the experiment OF leaving of
coffee for 10 days and using Postum
Food Coffee, and observe the result. 1t
will startle you and give your friend
something 10 think OF. or course. II
the person is one OF the weak ones and
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Taylor Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum and
Mullen Is Natures great remedy-Cures Coughs
Colds, Group ami consumption. and all throat
and lung troubles. ~ druggists. DC. 5Oc.. and
Sl.OU per bottle.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after hrst days use OF DIR. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer, - Observation-Disclosures
DR.. r. II. KLINE, Ltd. 1854 Arch st ,Phlla Pa.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Any man knows what not to say.
but the trouble is he doesn't always re,
member not to say it.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Mrs. Wins .ow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums, reduceslnfiamma-
tion, allas rain cures wind colo, 25e a bottls
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ThOmasPerry&CO.
Commission
Merchants.


Here's chance for work.
The material should be fine muslin.
The edges should all be bultonholed
Soft, richly embroidered dots are
beautiful.
spfay designs are best liked by
somel
The full length is much handsomer
than the half.-Pbiladelphia Record.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Friends Of John Mack declare the
Philadelphia & Western is built for steam
road proposition.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

All druggists. Soc. PEE box, or By mail
upon receipt OF price. Clamps accepted.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

Bitter Taste-Bad Breath-Impaired Ap-
petite--A feeling of fullness, weight and
pain over the stomach and heart, some
times nausea and vomiting, also fever and
sick headacheg
What causes it? Any one or all of these;
Excessive eating and drinking - abuse of
spirits-anxiety and depression-mental eff
fort-mental worry aud physical fatigue
bad air-insuficient food-sedeniary habits
Absence Of teeth-bolting of food
If you suffer from this slow death and
miserable existence, let us send YOU sam
pie box of AIull's Anti-Belch Waters abso-
iutely free. No drugs Drugs injure the
stomach
1t stops belehing and cures a diseased
stomach by absorbing the foul odors from
undigested food and by imparting activity
to tie lining of the stomach. enabling Il
to thoroughly mix the food with the gastric
juices, which promotes digestion and cures
the disease. This offer may not appear
again,
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STOPS 5sLcHINc BY ABSORPTION
NO DRucs-A NEW METHOD,

False teeth will not be in demand i
Germany.
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Fave YOU EITHER Sc a. sI0

or few idle hours week II 80, we can shd.
you the way 70 ut0vlde .Afe sure and large mood
lqr lie, kl efience unnece hary. Information II
Write today. AERO C0NcKNrRAToR CONTAIN
Tract society Building, New York City.
ADVERTISE IN THIS PAPER. IT WILL PA
BHut
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A COLD BROUGHT If ON.
Severe Congestion of the Kidneys soon
Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills.

Richard NJ. Pearce prominent husl-
ness man Of 23i SO. Orange ST., New
ark, N. j., says: Working nights
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06
The Coffee Debate.

The published statements of num-
Der of coffee importers and roasters in
dicate "waspy" feeling towards US.
for daring to say that coffee is harmful
to percentage of the people.
a frank public discussion OF the sub
ject is quite agreeable 10 US aud can
certainly do no harm; on the contrary
when all the facts on both sides of any
question are spread before the people
they can thereupon decide and act in
diligently.
Give the people plain facts and they
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

tits easy fora man to behave after he breaks
into the has-been class.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-04-06

says 81 can't quit you will have dis
covered one of the slaves Of the coffee
Importer. Treat such kindly, for they
seem absolutely powerless to stop the
gradual hut sure destruction of body
and health.
Nature has way OF destroying a
part of the people to make room for the
stronger. 1t Is the old law OF "the sur
yiyai of the tittest" at work, and the
victims are many.
We repeat the assertion that coffee
does harm many people. not all. but an
army large enough to appall the inves-
tigator and searcher for facts.
The next prevaricatlon of the coffee
importers aud roasters is their state
ment that Postum Food Coffee is made
of roasted peas, beans or corn, and
mixed with low grade Of coffee and
that 1t contains no nourishment.
We have previously offered to wager
Sl00,o0O00 with them that their state
ments are absolutely false.
They have not accepted our wager