The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-06-25
With the Long Bo.u

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Eve natures walks shoot folly niss'
Some Of the Advantages Of Married Life in Iitchvine
N. D.-Joyous Crowd Abandons Commercial Life
for Few Moments to Celebrate the Return Of the
Bridegroom-Fourth Of July Thrown into the
Shade.
The Iitchville, N. d., Bulletin brings the latest
news of W. induction into the ranks of the
Newly Wed Last week Mr.. Krenz was at the
station, clad in his goinga trousers lie was
absent minded flower in his button hole and
seemed anxious to catch the train. It remarked
that he went to the depot half hour before it was
due and consulted his watch frequently and spasmod-
ically.
The bachelors club hurriedly passed the word, and
it decided to inquire into the mysterious actions
of the young man. When the train in they laid
friendly hands upon him and asked what was the
hurry When the train pulled out, he escaped hit the
track and in spite Of the efforts of the engineer and
fireman of the Norwegian limited, overlook and board
ed it few miles out of town.. S-This was the
fast express.
The Litchv;lle Bulletin at once hurried two report
and photographer his trail and the facts
given here from that excellent home publication
Mr.. Krenz came into Minnesota, and his trail
not picked up until his return.
When he took up commercial life in little OLD
Litchville again newly organized brass band blew
out fuse in front Of his emporium and Otto Han
sons imported Mexican burro was led out and the
reluctant groom courteously invited to bestride the
donkey and parade up and down Broadway the
populace could look him Hardly had he mounted
the "bureau' per fence, when a cracker factory
caught fire and >emptied out much superfuous noise.
Mr. Krenz lay fast and snug with his legs twined
round the donkey's body while his encirced his
neck in cinging embrace. Then the crowd lifted
up its voice in glad acclaim and the roman candles
and fire crackers and newly organized band joined In
the uproar. 49,
These are among the minor pleasures Of getting
married in town where you we'll known and pop
uar. The boys are anxious to do something to make
you remember the OCCASION and they often succeed.
Some young gentlemen at st. James, Mimi: re-
Gently stole key of beer from the yard of a
saloon and carried it away unknown to the proprie
tor. They brought the key back empty but forgot
to leave their cards. The proprietor was somewhat
in the dark to the identity of his customers but he
thought one good turn deserved another so he filed
the key with water and after a few days to give
them renewed confidence he placed it where the gang
could find it. reporter for the st. James Paindeaer
gleefuy watched from distance as the gang nipped
the key and with painful toll toted it to the west
side of the lake. When it was tapped a more dis
gusted crowd would be hard to find.
MA
A who has been trying to hold down ranch
somewhere south of Los Angeles is back in Minnesota
trying to buy farm. He says if it nothing but
earthquakes out there he wouldn It mind. But while
the earthquake may work three minutes In year, the
fees union believe in twenty four hour day and
fines any flea that does not work the whole twenty
four hours The result is that gets more exer-
else in week going over himself than he does in
one whole winter in Minnesota throwing in COAL
Hence his return to country where he can obtain a
little repose.
Stand up for Minnesota!
49,
An overparticuar is raising fuss about a
fnger-end in his plug of tobacco. Why worry! The
poor fellow who lost it doubtless had accident insur-
ance.
care our poets neglected9'' asks Hamilton Wright
Mabie. Well, perhaps there isn't quite much vio-
lence as formerly. - "A. j. R.