The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-07-30
With the Long Bo,D
-"Eye natures walks. shoot folly az il files"
Hoot Mon, but the President Took Rap at the
Gran Avid Gam o. Govt by Referring to It Slight
ingly as "a Grandmothers' Gaane.,,

ingly "a Grandmothers' Game.''
THE president refuses to play golf, either this
grandmothers game, The casualties are it is
true distressng few, relieved here and there BY the
innocent bysander catching the pill on his eyeba or
getting the club the sconce with sound like
the noted surgeon from wierna ehseling q bone
An official Of Tientsin, China, recently ordered
five prisoners to pray for rain the understanding
that if it did not rain in three days they would be
executed There small rainfall, another Ave
told off to continue the work under the same
terms These are conditions under which even
prayerless is likely to throw himself into his
petition with considerable zeal.
The Walford, n D., Mirror tells of a touch Of
Newport life the prairie when that part Of the
state took the lmeligh with dance at Thomas Tray
nor IS wood upholstered and luxurious pigpen.
Two years ago the east s efete nobility pro-
the NV York. 4oo The instigator Of The affair
was lauded as public benefactor. F,s ...
It was not until last winter that Mr. Traynor heard
Of the New York stable Dance and when he built his
new 16x64 pigpen this summer he made up his mind
to show the countryside touch Of high life and at the
same time uphold the social status of the west.
Simply because it held In pigpen are
warned not to imagine that the dance the hog
Mr. Traynor met his guests at the door and innoceny
babe them make themselves at home.
The building tastefuly decorated with 1mita-
zion sausages, refreshments served by sons Of
Ham, between the dances the guests read short lee
lures from Bacon, and young lady received great
applause for the able rendering of melting poem
entitled ga Kettle of Lard"
Everybody stayed late and giddy nights toe.
gripping enjoyed. ...-& 49,,
A few wagonloads Of gypsies have been doing a
iandoffice business in North Dakota of the easy
money states, picking up odds and ends and telling
fortunes at quarter throw. AS almost anyone is
willing to give that to pry little into the future
quarters have rolled in freely The principal
claims to be the usual seventh daughter of seventh
daughter, and altho little shy about revealing the
past, she delves into the future with an ease and
seventh Of ven as he
voyant ads. call for there is immediate danger Of
suicide in the Americas. l. 49,
MI. Roosevelt's denial is generally accepted to
sover 1905 But will it stretch out over 1929 ~
A4 .a.s -. .re sgE
The stockyards sewage will probably be turned
But the prospect Of the Mississippi taking on the
role of Bubbly creek is not pleasant one, even at
that. :. .~---@
The Boone, Iowa, Republican tells Of the marriage
of it's foreman and society editor in way that is
likely to make the foreman paw the floor in front Of
the "stone'' with his forefoot The Republican Says
s. ''Lura began work in the Republican office long
before anybody else in the office remember and
until the from Minnesota appeared she spread her
love with such impartiality that special heart
futters caused But when Albert it was
different. a.s. a.sEt
''Bertie and Lura worked off surprise
on their unsuspecting friends Saturday night. The
victims invited to the Hannah house to play
cards but the cards stacked and they held the
joker, who produced in due time in the shape
of DR.. O. H. L. Mason, pastor of the Presbyterian
church. For fear he might get away they followed
him hofoot into the front room, where for many Sun
day nights they had done their best to out the
sofa. .. .'. ~.
''The preacher said the mystic words in frstclass
shape. Lura was enhancing in gown Of white en-
broidered swiss and sickly grin. The groom wore
black pants, coat of some similar color trimmed
in black bone buttons, tie, peek-a-boo socks
and far-away look. :|. -.
IA fine wedding supper provided by the bride
parents dispatched, during which the groom was
absent curyng and htchng the horses to the barouche
In which they go to the 10 o'clock train.
When Lura got thru eating she lit out somewhere
thru the rather black atmosphere and found her hubby
holding the horse in alley not far away. Of