Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-03-08
CURRENT EVENTS.
Stolen from the Exchanges that
Come to Our Table.

appears to take the shape Of keep,
ing the Investigators in hot water,
As the sultan Of Turkey said to
the sultan Of Morocco. Its a long
time between Eroupean agreements,
so don't worry"
The president presents his com
pliments to Germany and remarks
that our tariff will be the same, and
thank you kindly,
Mayor Dunno says that there IS
no crime in Chicago to speak of.
The Chicago newspapers seem to
speak of it quite freely.
If there is a strike the price of
coal will advance uns'eadily. If
there is no strike it viii advance
steadily. You take your choice.
Hank Rogers may now be par
doned if he rents space in the Rock
e%feller subterranean refuge for the
wanted, without waiting for advise
Of counsel.
A London man advises the eating
Of wood for nourishment. 1t has
been suspected for some time that
the breakfast food were working
around to sawdust.
The army bill, as passed by the
house carries over sixty-nine mil
lions. This figure has a business
ike sound that will hold the respect
Of foreign countries
An embalmed sacred COW, 1000
years old, has been found in Egyp-
tian ruins. A steak cut from this
cow might not be so unfamiliar to
the American tooth.
John ID. has always been consid-
cred a deep schemer, and this
report Of his having a private tunnel
doesn't 60 very far toward destroy
ing that reputation.
A Colorado testator willed pro-
perty conditionally to an unborn
child who turned out to be twins,
and 10Y the court Is trying TO
decide how many il are.
Missouri has begun the hunt for
Rockefeller again. Three process
servers are now out after him. A
man must be a pretty big man to
dodge the law all the time.
China is due to have a revolution
about every 400 years. and the time
is said to be getting ripe. A
Chinese revolution is usually more
atrocious than a race war in Ohio.
Senator Tillman was d OF the
four members who voted against the
pure food law. The South CAROLYN
ian has enjoyed himself 50 long in
the minority that a majority must
seem TO him like a bucking broncho.
Especially annoying to the food
adulterators is the consumers
ingratitude in overlooking the fact
that by running a wick into his
chocolate cake" and lighting one
end Of it be might save on his gas
bill.
Last years tobacco crop In the
United States was 6j3 $4,000
pounds, worth On the farm $4,000.
600, 1t is said that weeds are
plants misunderstood, but tobacco
has been interpreted to some pur-
pose.
Senator Patterson has been fined
$1,000 for libel;ng the supreme
court Ct Colorado. Well its worth
1000 to say what everybody thinks
about the government and Judiciary
Of Colorado.
Seven Boltimore q Ohio railway
engineers and conductors were fined
"a and costs each BY Justice John
Boyle, Of Uniontown, Pa, for violat-
ing the Sunday law ~ running
trains through there. Eleven addi-
tional warrants are 70 be served.
The connection between foot and
mouth, between feeding and loot
wear; has never been made 20 obvi-
ous as IA the proceedings Of the
Shoe md Leather association oil
Chicago, wherein Il was shown that
W. are obliged ID nav more a. 49,