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The Jasper news., 1906-03-15
Here and There

Here and There
Get a Thoroughbred Hat of ..,]oyce &
Lee.
DR.. b A Goodiug is out again after
long seige OF illness.
The most Beautiful water sets at
Jasper Racket.
Two apprentice girls wanted at Miss
tricks.
Mont Fairfield is in st Louis this
week on a business trip.
Why uoy get Beautiful Picture free
at the Jasper Racket Go and see them.
Latest things in Collars belts and
combs at Miss tricks.
Miss Rebecca Crow has taken posit-
ion as saieslady at Harbur's Store.
'"Grandms" Vale is repor ted seriously
i'll at her home southwest OF town.
Just received a car OF Michigan Salt
ut r. L. Roberts & Son.
Maple Syrup 35c per quart at STRAIT
TOMS.
Don Bedell who has beon sick for
three weeks is reported little better
at this writing,
Go to Miss Frick for the American
Beauty Corset, best on the market.
Mr.. add Mrs. Jccobs are here from
Oklahoma visiting Mrs Jacobs mother
Mrs. Howard.
Over shoes cheaper than any where
at Stratton's.
Sarah M. Kernsy has bought Of John
8. Gresham 16 acfes located 3Is miles
southeast OF Jasper for $3.50.
Our Coal is always clean and in the
dry. Dickinson Goodman Lumber Co
Mrs Chas Hendricks is suffering from
. severe attack OF rheumatism and is in
q serious condition.
Hall and Wells Jewellers fine line OF
watches and jewelry. Repairing aspec'
ialty at Jasper Racket.
Roe Cline has bviit an addition to bis
blacksmith shop which will be used %
q horseshowiHg department..
See:Joyoe and Leo before you, buys
hat.
A fne baby girl tipping tbs :beam 81
10 lbs arrived at tne home OF @. E.
Wright, southwest Of town Saturday!
Just received car of Michigan Salt
at r L Roberts & Son.
Mrs John Ward was taken suddenly
with an attack Of rheumiatism last Fri
day and has been quite sick ever since
DR. and Mas johnson have returned
TO their homo after visit with Mrs
Johnson's mother Hrs :Pesrman in this
city.
Defiance Starch in 16 OF packages 1Ot
attStratton's.
Jacob MoCasln's little baby which
has been suffering from a peculia
swelling on the neck is reported SOM
better,
Fresh clean groceries, candies, cigars
and tobacco at STATIONS.
The Jasper news., 1906-03-15

Try the Leader Balanced Ball Bear
ing. Washer. A child can operate it.
They are guaranteed Also look at
those Lsayenwortb, Charter Oak and
Acron Steel Ranges and other cast
s4oves-up-to-date. Also Bread Mixer
and time saver VIM BAYNE.
The Jasper news., 1906-03-15
A Lively Tusssl

with that old enemy of the race, Con-
stipatiop, often ends in Appendicitis,
To AVOID al seridps trouble with Stom-
aeh isiyef aEd Has.tls, take Dir. King 8
SSg kije tlIls. fnsy perfectly rsEu-
istc shpes organs, without pain or dis
ocsnfoss ~ 81 Webb Bros Msz, %,
The Jasper news., 1906-03-15

The we'll known Psrcheron Sta lion
Dappe Rose and the young Jack Dock
West will make the season of 1906 at F
F. Follmer's place west OF Depot Jas
per, Mo. 29-4
The Jasper news., 1906-03-15

Spring styles ia Skirts, Belts, Purses
Combs and Neckwear at Mrs Uampbell's
Mrs Dolle Kunkler and children came
10 Tuesday morning from California for
visit with her parents Mr. and Mrs. j.
McQuillen.
Pulse warmers and neck sweaters sold
by Joyce and Lee.
The School Board meet Tuesday eve
ming and elected N A Mackey as secre-
tary to fill the vacancy made by the res.
iRnation Of A. II. Dray.
Buy your neckwear at Joyce aud Lee
Geo. Doran, who now does business
at Neosho, is home for few days. He
expects to move his family to Neosho
inside of some three or four weeks
Press
Crandall Bros. will always pay the top
OF the market for Beef Hides. tt
found-In Jasper March 12-19O6 one
fountain pen which the owner can have
by giving full description and paying
for this notice. G.. w. Bedell. Box 81
Jasper Mo.
Best gradeof sugar corn 2 cans for IS
cents cans for % cents. Boucher g. Son
D. A. Holmes has bought from j. X.
Wells 81 feet from the lot adjoining his
property on the south OIL Main otreel.
The consideration being $io7.oO.
We now have plenty of both Lump
and Nut Coal. Send Us your orders.
Dickinson Goodman Lumber 10.
Mr.. II. Hunt who lad recovered from
his recent severe illness SO as to be able
to be out again, has suffered from re-
lapse aad is quite sick again.
R. " Campbell of BoonvilIe No. is
here visiting his brother and family
r. II Campbell.
| Frank Joyce an old tine Barton CONN.,
ty citizen but now OF Btrming am, Ala,
came up last week called here by the
death Of his brother A. II. Joyce.
See those skirts, Belts, Purs es
Combs and Eeckwear just received at
Mrs. Campbell's.
| Mrs. N. A. Mackey who has been
seriously i'll for the past two weeks is
reported improving slowly being so far
recovered as to sit up part OF the time.
| If you want the Best Hog Fence on
earth AT COST come to the Dickinson
Goodman Lumber Co.
| Mrs. Chas. Spaid aud little son were
over franz Alba several days this week
visiting her parents Mr.. and Mrs. Frick.
Mr.. Spaid is preparing to build new
house at Alba.
We only have about $500 rods of Hog
Fence left and want to close it out cost
II you want good fence at cost come
and get it, Dickason- Goodman Lum
Der Co.
Homer Bayne. Vim Teeter and Lynr
Monroe went to Joplin Friday ant
: heard Kubelik, the world famed violin
est who.appeared at that place tina
night They were we'll paid for thsi
trouble, as Kubelik is without doub
the greatest violinest Of the world at tn,
present time, and his playing was mar
: velous indeed.
The Jasper news., 1906-03-15
Red Hogs and White
Plymouth Rock Chickens

l have a few very fine Duroc- or
sey Boar Pigs for sale. Also Eggs from
my White Plymouth Rock Chickens.
Remember won on my birds at Car.
thage last fall. Eggs $l.00 for 15 from
such birds as I showed. A very few fine
Cockegels for.sale, and they are white,
Remember the place, 8 miles south and
and 2 miles east Of Jasper.
\ px>rahK nrr~~-~r
The Jasper news., 1906-03-15

Flour Feed and Coal in an,
quantity at Jasper Elevator.
The Jasper news., 1906-03-15
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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
.EekarstWo ma Dol gloWy.

Me ma mic dokuczliwszego mad
Dol glowy. Przychodzi czasem, gdy
kto6 jest got6W isc do teatru, do
towarzystwa ma zebranie lub do
jakiej codziennej roboty. Me jest
to mic przyjemnego, q ME ma POI
trzeby ably ktoS cierpiai, jezeli take
wspaniale lekarstwo jak seyery o.
.platki ma Dol gioWy j neuralgle
mona otrzyma6. One zwycieza kaz
dy gatunek neuralgii. Pan sJ6zef
Kusy, Aumsvine, Ore, pisze: Sc
very opfatki zawsze pomagajs y
kazdym przypadku b6lu glowy
j. a.. Postulkas, Willow, Okla, pi.
SIZE: nBede polecal Pahskie oplatk,ii
kazdemu, poniewaz 90 najlepszemm
lekarstwem na-p6l gglowy jake kie-
dykolwiek robionez bylo.'' y oplat
.kow "a rs cent6w. We wszystkich
aptekach albo " w. F.Severa Co.
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
Grunta ma sprzedaz
W MinnesOcie

W powiecie Millelack, Benton
j Morrison, pomiedzy Minne-
apolis i Duluth; cd do 8
mil oddalone Cd stacyi kole-
jowej Great Northern. Do
koscio1a katolickiego 8 mil
drogi. Niedaleko So polskie
osady jak Foley, St. Anna.
Gilman, Little Falls i inne,
.Grunt tn jest bardzo dobrY.
Pan Jan Sikorski
kato ave. - Winona, Mimi.
zwiedzii te strony I got6w
wan dac b]izsze obiasnienie
jake grunta sd tam.
NJ. rutherford, agent
559-Olmstead str.
Winona Mimi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
OkrOpne tragedye.

strafiaia sic codziennie t~ysiaacach
to smierc eie sszeerz1yy v jed;
nym, " .drugim ofiara5sulchhodt. llu
zapallenfia pinc. LecT jjezeli kaszeli
zazIeelb,iitt5nnl 8 SO nalezycie traktoWsane
Etragedya Jest edWr6cona
Huntleyz Oaklanden, Ind 2
.Moiazo ma suchoty trzech
lekarzYaa opugseilo. Y q kohcu #Wziee.
d Dr. Kings New-Diseoyeryna
& sncboty, kaszel zazieebiienie, kt6rs
sia wyIeczyKo, iidzis jest zdroWae
saflna no abba mniikAsrooby Wszyst.
skish@chorob. edna daoo,za spprawlaI
snIpa. Gwalr,as.n1toWane po, 50eI$i.oo
snrzsz M Ko,wlalaalleWskiieggo aaptekaaas:.
slza1Bute1iHna probe darmo
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
ChorObIiWe Hzesiace ma
pady

dreszcze i malaria moga miec uIgge i
byd wy1l!eczone przez Electric Ri.
tier. Jestto czyste Wzmacniajaace
[~lekarstWo, = specyalnaa pomtoca ia;
matarie, ponieWaz zasWlherar:zeczyy IS
Wisty eczniiczy..WpifyW nate eh or
BE, wY7pe,d1zajaac Wpraosut syyste-
ma. j estssWiielee przek}adana n9d.
9ohinneznie majac nc lekarskIeggo
sno#skutkaoh 3. Munday Hen
,ristta, Tex, piisze Brat moi byl
sbardzo z,s1abiony przez malaTIel
zo,ltaczkg=dopdokad ME zaczael brad
Electric Biitters, kktt6re.oealHo mus
lycie. NJ apteceM. JKoWaleWstS
Iiepo; cena 5ooIgwarantoWaae -
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
va p6f ceny ma turnieie Coli

Ia poi ceny ma turnieje Coli
do Mexico City, Tex,
Koleja North Western. "
kiety exkursyjne gprzedaWa-
ne beda pc Genie jednej JAZZ
dy "a tykiet zWrotny, cd !.
do II. Stycznia wlacznie, z
uwzglednieniem dogodnego.
czasu do powrotu. Zgfoslc
sic do agent6w kolei Chica-
20 e North Western.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
Wielkie Wymaganie.

Mic ME Jest tax wymagane jak lie
karstwo, ktdresspotyta nowoczesne
zsdania do czyscienia krwi l syste-
mu tax lax Dr. Kings New Life
Pills. TIE So w}asnie jakich wan
potrzeba do ~wyleczenia choroby 10
}adka i watrobv. Spr6bujcie je. W
apiece M. J. Kowalewskiego, 25c
gWarantOWane.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
O. WARTE POKOLENIE.

DR.. Peter Fahrney & Sons Co !,
il2 is So. Hoyne ave. Chicago,
Ill przyrzadzaja lekarstva, znane
pod nazwa Ora Piotra Gomozo,
kt6re zaslyneto ma ca{ym sWiecie.
To lex .rstxo przechodzito 2 OLGA
ma syna pr,ez cztery p~ezposrednie
spokolenia. Historya jego siega
wstecz az do czasoW zakfadania ko
Jest ono prawdopodobnie mai
najpopularniejszem le
5karstxem, jake obecnie SO znane.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
zABONENNI ,Wiarusa

,Wiarusa v
|OWatonna kt6rzY ME mnajja
czasu Tub ME Wiedza la1kz=
Wyslae abonam8nt "a ynaszal
gazette MECH zloza nalezyto6G
ma plebap;i Ks. proboszcza
Nc Disadvantage. ktory Ola
INygody sWych paraafialln 3
biecal nam, zaJJ-
mie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04

q Choate'a wielka
~styezniowa ~sprzedaz
resztek., teraz " pei
aym biegu. Ocaz
uprzatajaca wYprze-
das vszystkich pozo-
statveh %zim.,Wych to-
wa,dw. " t.ym tygod-
.niu. !,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04

PAM a. A 2 In-
dependence bawi1a przez6wie-
ia u pa6stwa J6zef6w Breza
PREY drugiej ulicy.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04

PROBOsZC,ZzlE[gMl\z novel y
|parafii sw. Kazimierza Jest
|od Nowego Roku noWo Wys-
wiecony Ks KS. Pave Kupfer-
schmidt. NoWego probo'ssiz,tc;z1saa
]wprowadzil do kos'ciiola v
niedziele 81 Grudnia, Wiel:
ks. proboszcz j. Pacholski.
odbyl sic niesz-
p6r, PREY kohcu kt6rego
Wiel. KS. J. Pacholski pre-.
mawial do parafian, przedsta-
wiajac i'm noWego pfobosz:-.
cza %upominal, azeby go sza-
nowai j rad jego sluchali,
ably %pomledzy mimi ME bylo
rozdWojenia, leez zaWsze jed
nose j zgoda, gdyz tylko "
taxi spos6b kazda parafia
istniec i utrzyma6 sic moe.
BRAT Abraham Kaltera. q
Kalovat, niedaleko Jeruza-
lem, kt6ry tn kolektoWa1
ma budowe kosciola " sWej
ojczyznie, zebral oko1o $500.
pred kosciolem sw. Stani
s1awa Kostki. Brat Abraham
przez 1amy Wiarusa zasela
szczere Bog zapla6 Wiel. rs.
J. Pacholskiemu i tym wszy-
stkim osobom kt6re mu Ola
ry zlozy}y.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
Ma sprzedaz.

Ko1, w6z i zaprzeze, pod
bardzo korzystnemi warunka-
mi. Zglosic sic do:
B. Howe
264-E. 18th str.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04

PAN Franciszek Bu6ko-
syn Kazimierza, 2
Clinton Falls, bawil PREY
|ko6cu zesz}ego tygodnia v
Winonie ola zalatwienia roz-
maitych sprawunk6w, PREY
tel sposobno6ci odwiedzi1
take nasza redakcye. Pan
(Buskowiak uczeszczal daw
|niej do tutejszej szkolY han
!dloWej j ola tego ma tn Wi1lu
z%najomych. " Clinton Falls
sniegu dotad bardzo - malo
spadIo, sammy, "a ktb6ra
Wszysey tesknia, dotad jesz-
|eze ME mieli. z5
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
Sprzedaz rozpoeznie sic 3, s%tvczn1a, 1906.

q Choate'a Wielka
.%stycznioWa sprzedaz
resi- tex, teraz " pei
nYm biegu, GRAZ
uprzatajaca W. PIE
daz Wszystkich pozo-
stalych zimowych to
waroW. Wtym tygod
.niu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04

W sR0DE . 2giej po po-
ludniu odbyf sic pogrzeb p.
EH. W. Lambertona, Prey
.denta tutejszego banku DE
post Bank" kt6ry zman W
niedziele 0 4 tel pc po}ud-
W Il tym roku zycia. Cho-
rowaf przez dluzszy czas ma
cukrowa chorobe.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04
s]HE]ENRYK B Daszk!oW

Daszzk!olW
ski, kt6ry by przezl, kilka at.
Iklerkiem wfutejszymn ofisie
IkoIeiC Chicago Great Western
izostaI.miianoWany jake asy
Istent Train Dispatcher "
Red Wing, MINI pensYaa
|daleko wieksza MI tyycch.
|[czas. Pan IzydorD,;aals.gzzlko''
Ski, brat Wyzej Wymienione-
go obial s1taanoWisko teleg
fistyW Langdon,
BLANK, kt6ry v
Fsobote zeszla, pc odsiedzet':nI1iu
.w wiezieniu dwumiesiecznej
Ekary "a kradzlez, ma Wolnosc
wypuszczony, zostal przez
szeryfa Lins ma noWo aresz-
|towany Q poWodu, il pred.
|jego ~pierWszem aresztoWa-
MEM razem innym chop
Gem nazwiskiem T.. Nichols
do kilku Woz6w t~oWaroWychz
kolei Green Bayskiejsie VIA.
NAL j rozmaite rzeczy Bkrascs
. Mich mia1.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-01-04

PAN Teodor Wysocki z
WarszaWy W pol. OAK. kt6ry
przyjechal ma pogrzed swego
szwagra S. p. Jana Stencil
W Pine Creeku, odwiedzi1
zarazem i innych %krewnych
W Arcadia, Wis. W Winonie.
Pan Wysocki byl take W
naszej redakcyi i opowiada{ Q
tamtejszych polakach, il i'm
sic wszystkim bardzo do
brze powodzi. Szczesliwi sic
Wszyscy czuja 2 powodu il
maja teraz mlodego, pred
poi rokiem wysWieconego
,Ksiedza Boleslawa Waldow
EEe.= F. .%1-Tr rN~.sJ ar Bs=gI--% -sEE%t. ~ s-=l
skiego "a proboszcza. Parafia-
ME go sluchaja a on in do.
.brze gospodarzy vice Jest.
jednos6 i zgoda. Pan Wysoc,.
ki odjechai do Dakoty Y.
80 -" - - - -. -z@.1EE. E4&aE@E9- SE@Y
sobote 80 Grudnia, gdyz
wa ne interesa familijne ME
.~pozwa1aly mu dluzej bawic ".
Minnesota, obiecuje jodnak,,
jezeli Eye bedzie, "a diva
lata przybyc 2 iona, a wten-
czas wizyta dluzej potrWa.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
Princeton Pastor a Humorist.

The Rev. DR.. J. Addison Henry, for
many years the Princeton pastor, had
a keen sense of humor, and detested
shams. Speaking Of how useless to a
congregation are the honorary de-
grees and titles that it's pastor might
have, he told of one his daughter, Mrs.
Obdyke, when a child, conferred upon
him. It seems DR.. Henry was attend
ing one of the sessions of the general
assembly and the little girl addressed
a letter to him: "The Rev. j. Addison
Henry, General ASS" He was famous
as punster, and his play of words on
his name was often quoted. When the
degree of D. D. was conferred upon
him by Princeton he remarked: $50
Addison Henry" With children
he was irresistible. He told them, one
day in speaking of prayer, that his
little daughter one Christmas eve
made the following supplication: "Oh,
Lord, do please make the night very
short and tomorrow very long" The
text for his address on his fortieth
anniversary was: and Forty Years
Have Suffered These People,"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
TRAGEDIES IN MEMS LIVES.
Tombstone inscriptions That Tell
Their Own Story.

4 TO any one who knows his New
York." remarked an elderly local in
habitant, there is no better opportrA
nifty to study the tragedies in mems
lives than in one of our cemeteries.
i stopped in front Of one great tomb
the other day in Woodlawn, attracted
partly by the beauty Of the design of
the tomb and partly, I confess, by the
name of the family engraved on the
principal sarcophagus. 1t was that
of one of the wealthiest families in
this city, whose name is known over
the country, since it is attached to an
article of food that almost every one
uses. And yet when I studied the
story told by four of the tombstones,
I could not help but think how little
happiness the man, who is the only
member, Of his family left, could have
with all his fortune 'u@
Zone stone bore the name of the
youngest child, who had lived less
than year. The. second showed that
another boy had died the day he was
born. The third showed that third
child, a boy. had lived to be 10, while
the fourth stone covered his wife.
There was fifth stone, bare of any
name, and I could not help wonder
ing If the head of that house was
not simply waiting for the time to
come when he would rest beneath it.,
and the tragedy of his loneliness be
ended
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19

Keep the bowels open when you
have a cold and use good remedy
to allay he Inflammation Of the
mucous membranes. The best is
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar.
1t contains no opiates, moves the
bowels drives out the cold. Is reli-
able and tastes good. Sold by
F. NJ. Hickman.
Can you wins You realize that
to win in anything these days, re:
quires strength with mind and body
in tune. A man or woman with
disordered digestive organs is not
shape for a days work or days
pay. How can they expect to win !?
Kodol for Dyspepsia contains the d.
gestive Juices of the healthy stom-
ach and will put your stomach in
shape to perform it's important func-
ton of supplying the body and
brain with strength building blood.
Digests what you eat, relieves In
digestion, Dyspepsia, Sour Stomach,
Palpitation of the Heart and Consti
patton. Sold by T. M. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
Handshake Anguish.

A correspondent who is one of the
sex most liable to have it's hand
pressed, thanks us for our protest
against the physical anguish" that lis
daily inflicted by the handshake. But
this acute pain, she confesses, is
brought about altogether by the wear
ing of rings on the right hand. No
one could possibly apply the word
anguish" to anything felt by the I'M
decorated hand; but is by no means
too violent a name for what many
fragile fingers undergo between the
diamond and the ruby. Our CORE
spondent owns that an acute observer
might see her many times furtively
conveying all her right hand rings to
the fingers of the left hand before q
farewell likely to be hearty.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
Rehearsed His Own Funeral.

Charles v. of France on one occa.
sion celebrated his own funeral.
Some years. before his death he
caused his tomb to be built in the
chapel of the monastery, and was
actually carried thereto as If he was
dead. The king was placed in his
coffin, and the burial ceremony en-
acted with all due solemnity. Tears
were shed as If he was in the calm
sleep of. death. Chants and prayers
were. said over him, and then > the
nlourners left him in his coffin in, the
chapel, where he remained for about
two Ihours.-The Sunday Magazine.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
The Patriots Rebuke.

Y "see your own country first" said
J.. s. McWade, the noted secret serv'
Ice agent. Don't 50 to England till
you have first seen America. They
who boast about foreign parts when
they don't know the beauties and
wonders of their own land ought to
Il. be kicked. III
II met young chap from Boston
the other day. He had been abroad
, for month, and you'd have thought
from his clothes and walk that he
was an Englishman. He talked about
England as if it was heaven, and
finally he said: ! @ E.~
"In London, you know, appeared
at court .-
II frowned> and said: 49,
Drunk and disorderly""
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
q p-H- - ssafi-'
: Amusing to the Sultan.

A good, story reached me the other
day. The sultan of Turkey was, re-
GREETING to Sir, Nicholas O'Connor
our ambassador at Constantinople
that in the new British cabinet
should be Mr.. Bryce, whose anti
Turkish and, pro-Macedonian senti.
ments are well known. ~ ..4
"Your majesty need not worry
about Mr.. Bryce" said Sir Nicholas
CConnor, for in Ireland he has a
Macedonia of his own to keep him
busy" The sultan was vastly
amused.-London World.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19

4 When a horse is overworked it
lies down and in other ways de.
clares its inability to go further,
you would consider, it criminal to
use force. Many a man Of humane
impulses, who would not; willingly
harm kitten, is guilty of cruelty
where bis own stomach is con-
,cerned. .. Overdriven, oyerworked,
VIXEN what: II needs is something
that will digest the food eaten and
help the stomach to recuperate.
Something like Kodol for Dyspepsia
that is sold by F. M. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
Few Women Sufferers.

- did you ever see a woman who
'stuttered?'' q 49,. ..I
"Now that 1 come to think of it, I
never did"
n t'They are very rare, said the
physician. Il think it is safe TO- say
that the average person passes
through life without ever meeting a
suffering woman. o. '.. 49," ;,
There are two reasons for this.
First, woman naturally don't know
why-is less liable to "the disease of
stammering than man. Second, If she
develops this disease she sets out with
the determinationIto cure herself, and
she succeeds, whereas careless man
rather than take the trouble of cure
will go stammering on to the end"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19

If an article is initiated, the orr.
ginal is always best. Think it over
and when you 60 to buy that box
Eof SAVE to keep around the house,
get DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. It
is the original and tho name is
stamped on every box. Good for
eczema, letter, boils, cuts and
bruises, and especially recommend
ed for piles. Sold by F. M. Hick-
man.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
Picture Did lta Work.
gists sell it.

When the University of Idaho was
about to be opened fifteen years ago.
one Of the applicants for position q
Instructor was a New England school
ma'am OF uncertain age. She inclosed
with her application photograph Of
herself on which was written: please
return when it has done its work .
The secretary of the board, some
what humorous English physician, in
dorsed on the back: IT has done its
work." and returned it Immediately.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19

True and tried friends Of the fam
lily Dewitt 3 Little Early Risers.
Best for results and best to take.
Rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes
follow the use Of these dependable
little pills. They do not gripe or
sicken. Sold by +. M. Hickman. Z.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
Literary Treasure Found.

The custodian of the royal library
in Vienna, found, the other day, in a
nile of unsorted parchment, valuable
manuscript Of the thirteenth century
about 800 lines of versified trans
lation of the Bible into the Bavarian-
Alemanic dialect, made by Rudolf Won
Ems, in Switzerland. Its Importance
lies in the fact that this was really the
first Bible version into German.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19
lndistinctness.

"The hotel manager mas discharged
the new porter" 80
What was the trouble?"
"Why, there was a fire in the hotel
early this, morning and the porter was
told to- wake up the guests"
Yes" j5~.: F."
"He was brakeman on a passen-
ger train for ten years. and had to call
all the stations. SO when he yelled
/, fire nobody understood what he was
saying"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19

} A cold is much more easily cured
when the bowels are open, Ken
nedy's Laxative Honey and Tar
opens the bowels and drives the
cold out Of the system in young or
sold. Sold by F. M. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1906-10-19

CONSTIPATION c uses headache
nausea, dizziness languor, heart
palpitation. Drastic physics grippe,
sicken, weaken the bowels and
don't cure. Doan's Regulets act
gently and cure constipation. Is
cents. Ask your druggist.