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The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
chanaek In the HOUSE.

Amos j. Cummings used to say that
the average service of Il representative
in congress was four years, but as a
matter of fact in the last decade the av
erage has been above six. II is said that
the human body is completely renewed
every seven years. SO Il house of rep.
resentativeS is now renewed about ev-
cry six years, The tendency is toward
length of service. Already, however
we know that some of the most con
spicuous members will be missing
when the SlXtieth congress convenes.
Messrs. Iittauer of New York, Hit of
Illinois and Sbley of Pennsylvania
have notified their intention to their
constituents that they will voluntarily
retire ut the end of the present con
gress-Ar. Hit on account OF bad
health Mr.. I.ittauer because of bust
ness engagements and Mr.. Sibley be-
cause he has grown weary of the
strife. Mr.. Sullivan of Massachusetts
has stated to his friends privately that
most probably he will not be n candl-
date because he feels il 10 be his duty
To his family to devote his entire at
tention to the practice of the law Mr..
Sullivan OF New York IL about 10 re-
sign In order TO become state sena-
tor. General GrOsYenor of Ohio has
been defeated for denomination Mr..
Patterson OF Tennessee seems In fair
way to be elected governor OF Tennes-
see and MIR. Smith of Kentucky is to
voluntarily retire TO practice law and
possibly 10 become Il candidate for the
United States senate. These are all
among the veteran group in point OF
service and, all In all, constitute II not
able group. General Grosvenor and
MIR. Hit Will have served score of
years each when this congress ends.
Perhaps no two men of equal service
and prominence IN public life differ
more widely In methods. Mr.. Hit
takes everything by tho smooth han
die. He can fight and does fight stub.
bOrnly and eourageously when moth
Ing but fight will do. but his philoso-
ply is that mOlasses catches more flies
ihan vinegar He has succeeded well
aud accomplished much. General Gros-
yenor is a line specimen of the parlla-
nientary fighter, He, too, has accom-
plished much, Perhaps he might have
accomplished more had he been less
fond OF u scrap; but rlen are born into
Ibis world with certain endowments,
aud tlhy must use them or use none
at all. Chesterfield could not have
played the role OF Peterborough any
more than Peterborough could have
played the role OF Chesterfield. Napo.
leon could not he Talleyrand and it's
really blessing 10 humanity that
there never was but one Napoleon and
but one falleyrand. As supplement
TO Napoleon. Talleyrand was for years
Invaluable to the great Corslcan, and
so Il goes
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
Near.Lamb Chops.

1t has been discovered that meat
marketmen can make very clever
imitation Of lamb chops. The bones
are kept lin stock and the meat very
cunningly pressed about them to
look like chops. Then they are sold
to customers for the real thing. I'm
less you ere critical observer you
would not discover the deception.
This is. an enterprising age, and
yet the adulteraiion OF foods has not
reached its perfection point. There
is room for improvement. With
marketmen able 10 make lamb chops
out of almost any old thing, we e1-
pect them to advance until they are
able to build a steer from hoofs to
horns, jointing him adroitly and
padding out with left over meat
scraps.-Boston Post.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
Australias Empty Spaces.

Richard Arthur, NJ. p, president
of the Immigration League of Aus
tralia. has been pointing out some
startling facts in reference to the
lack of population in the common
wealth. In the vast northern terri
tory there are only $50 whites, or
one inhabitant to every 700 square
miles. The immense empty spaces,
he says, cry out for population. The
world has grown so small that the
only solid title to any part of its
surface is effective occupation. Mod
ern methods of transit have brought
the vast, unoccuricd northern terri
tory of Australia within easy reach
OF the teeming AsiaIio peoples.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
opium In tho Ersneh Navy.

The French naval authorities,
says the Paris Matin, are disquieted
by the rayages of opium smoking
among officers on duty at the sea-
ports of. Brest, Cherbourg, Lorient,
Rochefort and Toulon. Many smoke
from twenty to twenty-five pipes
day and evidently perform their du-
ties in perpetual browse, acting by
a sort OF automati5m and scarcely
conscious. At Toulon especially the
vice is making alarming rayages.
Young officers are hardly seen at
theaters or in society, but as soon as
they can get oil their uniforms they
hasten TO the dirty Chinese dens,
where, stretched on coarse mating,
they steep their brains in opium.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
Expert Instructions From the Head Of
the House.

Expert Instructions From the Head OF
the House.
"IIere," said Mr.. Tellitt when his
wife was trying to insert the point
of the scissors in the tight wrapper
OF rolled magazine that had just
been left by the postman; "here,
that's no way to open that wrapper.
Let me show you how it should be
done, and aftee this you will have
no more trouble. You 60 at it
wrong You shouldn't try to rip
the wrapper down the smooth side
of the paclage, but should just slip
Your finger in here where the ends
of the pages show, and
lie stuck his finger under the
wrapper along the edge of the
leaves, but only tore away about
quarter of an inch of it.
This is tolerably tight" he NUT
tered and took the scissors. "Ill
work it this way. You see, the way
you were going about it you would
have torn the cover if not several of
the leaves"
He pushed the scissors into the
wrapper and began showing, but the
paper was tough, and The scissors
slipped out after going about an
inch. He tried it again, with no
better luck. Mrs. Tellitt looked on
with a well-why-don t-you-do-it ex-
preston, and Mr.. Tellitt jabbed and
jammed with the scissors, bringing
away little scraps Of the wrapper un-
til finally he grew angry and stab
bed the magazine with the weapon
until he got one end free of the
wrapper; then he seized the free
leaves with both hands and ripped
and tore the thing from the wrap
per.
"There," he growled, handing his
wife the fragments of the periodical;
"there, if YOU had handed it to me in
the beginning and hadn't started it
to rip there wouldn't have been any
damage done it. Next time either
come straight to me with it or don't
bother me about it at all. ."-Chica-
90 Tribune.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
Automobile Wheels.

Automobile wheels have an action
upon roads quite different from
those Of cart or carriage, says a
writer in Red Cross Notes. Auto
mobiles increase dust. They bite the
road very hard or dig into 1t, acting
more or less as a grindstone or mar
BILE cutter. The road is gradually
dispersed as fine gravel, The wheels
of a carriage, on the other hand,
act in conservative way on road
beds.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
rhs Lie Saving Service.

Several boats equipped with pow
er have been blit for the United
States life saving service. One of
these, the Rescue, has been delig-
cred at Sandy Hook and already has
proved that she is capable OF doing
excellent work. The boats are thir-
ty-four feet long and fitted with
gasoline engines. Heretofore it has
not been possible for life saving men
to go OUT in,boalS of this size unless
there was Il favorable wind to use
their canvas, as he craft were too
heavy TO row any distance.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
No Effective Charity Plan
Possible ....... ny Sir n,sAsa MAXIM. F.,

Possible hRASa Inventor
the number of the unemployed perhaps should say
unit was CONSTANT, they say in mathematics then
-, should know exactly what had deal But ur
fortunately for the taxpayer, their number constant
the contrary, IT is AN EVER INCREASING QUANTITY
BY the aid OF charity they able to increase and MULTIPLY
much rapidly than the we'll do Every given in
charity applied the ordinary way only aggavae
the trouble by INCREASING the number the mpoyed but at
the diminish rate OF those who have to
pay the
THE MAN CAN SUGGEST PLAN FOR
RELIEVING THE POOR WHICH DOES NOT TRou
Bile AND MAKE WORSE. AND
CONTINUE TO CONTRIBUTE EVER FOR THE
SUPPORT AND ihcREAsE OF THE UNFIT, MUST
EVENTUALLY ARRIVE WHEN THE END OF our
We shall have bred such horde the worthless the and
the unit that they will completely oVERWEM The laws of
nature such that If the individual sins the individual has
PRESENT TINE by the artificial production Of number Of
unit citizens, then the nations must suffer
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
Recreation From Golf.

Soon after being beaten at the re-
cent election ex-Premier Balfour
was on the links with some friends.
One of his companions expressed his
sorrow that Mr. Balfour would aot
have seat in parliament. ''Too
bad" agreed the former prime min
ister. II don't know what IN DO
now for recreation from golf."--
Chicago ilstsr Ocean.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
The Query Answered.

AT a meeting of ihe Conservative
candidate for Wood Green, London,
II. W. Chatterton, query was sent
up which read, Are you in favor OF
heating cemeteries with hot water
pipes ?" Much amusement was
caused, but this increased to hilar-
ity when the candidate replied,
"You will have to wait until 1 get
there before | answer that ques-
ton"
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05

"You seem TO have pretty honest
walters around here remarked the
man who was paving his bill at the
cashiers desk
"Surew responded the lunchroom
proprietor. Don't You hear what
our big phonograph plays every few
minutes 2"
"What 2"
"I'vs Got My Eyes on You -
Detroit Tribune.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
No Peace For Him.

hewitt Your wife seems to get
very angry if you interrupt her
while she's talking,
Henpeck-My, yesl Why, she
even gets mad if l interrupt her
when she's snoring. - Catholic
Standard and Times,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
For Number Two.

Towne-My sister was telling me
that old Roxley's young widow is in
Second mourning" What does that
mean?
Browne-I think it means that
she has modified her mourning just
enough to let the men know she's
ready for the second.-Phhadelphia
Press.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
Wonder What Is?

"Wingle is the most fussy man |
ever knew"
"Whats he worrying about now ?"
"He's wondering what's ON the
other side of the moon. ."-Cleyeland
Plain DeaIeP.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
Eaulvoeal.

81 had quite a struggle with the
fellah in the dark, doncherknow,
and weally, befoaw | could call for
assistance he nearly bwained me"
"Oh, impossiblel" Baltimore
American.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
The House Of Commons.

One result OF the great Liberal Vie
tory IN Great Britain Is that the house
Of COMMONS has voted salary to
nsmbsrs Il may surprise many peo.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
sibley to Retire.

Hon. Joseph c. Sibley, to the regret
of both sides of the house and of his
constituents, has made public the fact
that he will not again be candidate
for a seat in congress, though his re
nomination and reelection We're both
as certain as anything political can be.
Those who know say that he il more
popular in his district than ever before.
When he was told that AS reason why
he should not decline to serve again he
replied that, assuming that to be true,
it was just the psychological moment
to quit His philosophy may be ali
right, but nevertheless his fellow rep
resentatlves dislike to see him go. He
Is one OF the most loyable of men. II
genuine philanthropist In the very best
sense OF that term. May he live long
and prosper always, Is the prayer OF
all who know him.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05
60 Tribune

The Youngster--There's no doubt
about it. | was cut out for an or
ator.
The Old Man-Pity YOU we're new
er made up.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05

The conduct of the Republican big
wigs touching the admission OF Okla
homa and the Indian Territory as one
state Is hardly compatible with sanity,
In those two territories there are some
million ana half Of the very cream
OF American citizenship. This state
ment may seem radical to the denizens
OF the great cities Of the efrete east.
but 1t IL true nevertheless. Yet the
Republican leaders. to secure petty
partisan advantage are determined to
keep them out unless they can drag
New Mexico and Arizona In as one
state Shame on such an outrageous
performahce!
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1906-04-05

There are two men in Massachusetts,
who, though in private life, exert con
siderable influence on public opinion
Hon. Eugene Foss, II Republican, and
Hon. Henry NJ. Whitney, II Democrat
Though of different political parties,
they appear at this distance TO hold
substantially the same views on tarin
and reciprocity That both Will appear
some day In high official station there
can be little question. They keep ham
mering ON their proposition all the
time, and as constant dropping of
water will wear the hardest stone
away the stand patters In the old Bay
State Will finally go down before Foss,
hammerlng them from within, and
Whitney, hammering them on the out
side.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
SClallCa Cured After Twenty Years OF
Torture.

Fer moro than twenty years ST. ,.
b. Massey. Of s322 Clinton ST.. Mime.
apolis, MINI, Was tortured by srfatca
The pain and suffering which hc crdur-
eiduring this time IS beyond ,ourrp-
hension. Nothing gave him any p,r.
mancut relief until De- used Chamber.
lain's Pain Balm. One application u'
that liu.mout relieved the pain and
made sleep and rest possible. AMI less
than one bottle has effected q p,rma-
ncnt cure. Mr Massey relates bis ~.
prricncc Tor the benefit Of others who
may be similarly afflicted. n troubled
with sciatica or rheumatism why no,
try a 2l-,ent bottle Of Pain Balm and
see Tor yourself how quickly 10 relieves
the pain. For sale by Haynes & Taylor.
the entcrprising druggists Of Marion.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

pal, county and state, if possible.
Look carefully into every issue, debate
it, study the men Of your section,
learn their true values, single out those
that can be depended upon to think
rightly and act rightly, those that are
wrong, those that are corrupt Above
all teach yourself to think justly, be
steady, do not be DETECTED from a
right idea by business interests or
friendship, or by clever words. Learn
to penetrate deception. Put away all
hope Of reward for these efforts. They
are your contributions as a citizen TO
the good of the state, and above all be
cheerful and good humored. even with
those whom you know to be in the
wrong. Let the boss and his hench-
men know that you may be counted as
a steadJ influence in the decision of
affairs at the primaries, at the conven-
tons and at the polls. They gain their
power by being eternally diligent in
wrong doings. They must fear the
man who will be eternally vigilant in
wrong doing. 1t is improper TO desire
to serve the people by holding office.
You should resolve to do so when the
right time comes. A thoroughly in.
dependent who understands politics
and the people their right policies, and
their enemies such a man is what we
want in congress. Yours Truly,
J. c. HARDEN.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
Obituary..

In loving memory Of Rituc Floyd.
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. James Floyd
Kiitic was born Nov. lsq6 md died
Feb, 1906. aged nine Yeas. She had
been afflicted all her lie and was idol.
ICED by all the relatives. She wrcstl.d
four weeks with whooping cough and
then the angel came Tor her. She was
only a bud here. but she will bloom in
the bright celestial city 20 enjoy sweet
peace and walk the golden streets that
have no end. Il is sad 20 stand by the
bedside and watch our loved ones fade
away, but faith points 10 bright beyond
mot lost but gone on before. She
leaves a father. mother. two brothers
and five sisters.
The writer extends TO the bcrcavcd
family her heartfelt sympathy We
would say weep not, gricve not. your
loss Is her eternal gain. but strive to
behold with an eye Of faith that bcauti.
ful mansion where Kitty lives.
Her lie Ike the swift ncc,ing snow.
drops,
On earth was pure and brief.
Bearing joy and goodness a. it passed.
Leaving all az The parting IN grief.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
Not llaS Rich as Rockefeller.

lfyou had al the wealth Of Rockcfcl
Ter, the Standard Oh magnatc. YOU
could notbly better medicine for bow,
81 complaints than Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhooa Remedy Tn,
most eminent physician can not pre-
scribe a better preparation for coli,
and diarrhoCa. both Tor children ant
adults. The uniform success Of thi,
remedy has shown d, to be superior &,
all others Il never fails. and whcr
reduced with water and swcc,cncd. u
pleasant TO take. Every family shuulJ
be Supplied with t. Sold by Haynes 4
Taylor. the cntcrprising druggists Of
Marion.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

Outside Appointment,
OF Our Local breaches

l.ir D shelby Rose. uH
Ca,,in.ucs. co.. md Sun
Rev " T. Oakley. ist Son. W
Carmel. and Dawson sIrr w
Sugar Grove. ith Cuynsu..
Rev 7 e. Carter. ist S4fa .-f
Pork and pckoyen. Ord lIar#
Oh salem.
Re-, . y. blackburn. lsi ..
h0hson. lrd Walnut Grove.
toUkscyyille Greek
r., J . Price. 2nd sunday
9Th sullivan.
Ge, a. g. Hughes. 2d
Sugar Greek lri Bak,r Ji..
OH Salem.
Re, J s llcnry. "a Sunday. O.
Grove, "a Dun SPRING. lf '
Hope Services tcd both $50
sun.
Shave. shine. single. bath
ahcy bristlc. ratrunlfc yur .h
We viii make you feel rc,.I
Man a Srnrr.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
Decoration Day.

Cri,tcnden Post G AR. will decorate
graves at old Pleasant Hhl Cemetery.
near CrcsWcll in Caldwell county. on
the 5oth day q May. A. C. Deboc. J.
N. Mcdowell. W. II. Coleman and
W. II. James compose the present
committee on arrangements and
Jasper Criicr will deliver the Welcome
address. response By J. NJ. Walker.
Everybody will have opportunity 70
spcak. Come and bring provisions and
howcrs I'M WAtKCR.
Commander
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
n Is Dangerous 10 Neglect a Cold.

How often DO We hear Il remarked.
'1t's only cold, and few days later
learn that the man Is on his back with
pneumonia. This is Of such common
occurrence that a cold. however slight.
should not be disrcgarded. Chamber.
ain's Cough Remedy counteracts any
tendency Of a cold to result in pncumo-
mia, and has gained is great popularity
and extensive sale by is prompt cures
Of this most common ailmcnt. II al.
ways cures and isplcasant to take. For
sale by Haynes & Taylor. the enter.
prising druggist Of Marion.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
Convict Sentenced 10 be HanlGd.

Eilyyillc, NY, May II. Ben llura.
kcr convict in the branch pcuitcn,ia.
~ at E.idyyillc, sent up on a lie muir.
der change, was today convicted In IN,
Lyon circuit court Of the murder Of
Ben Shirley. and sentenced 10 b,
hanged. Shirtly was a convict who
was employed in the same department,
with HuiIakcr The killing occurred
May /. iSa5.
This is one Of the most remarkable
cases in the history Of the courts Of
Kentucky.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

The editor Of the Press says Hender-
son cowardly assaulted him. on the
trial Of the case the evidence showed
that the editor had provoked the diff
entity by very abusive language. He
had called Henderson liar and unfair
y attacked him many times through
his paper. and recently accused him Of
being untrue to ms client.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
A Mountain Of GOld

could not bring as much happiness to
Mrs Lucia Wilkc, Of Caroline, Wis.
as did one 25c box Of Bucklcn's Arnica
Sal,r, when Il completely cured a run.
ming sore on her leg, which had tortur.
ed her y long years. Greatest antiscp.
tic healer Of Piles, Wounds and Sores
pc at Haynes & Taylor's drug store.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

The Senate has agreed to a b.llwhlch
provides that passes may be given 20
attorneys who are employed oXclu.
siyely By the railroads. It will be
interesting 10 learn how many mem
bers Of Congress will be able 20 get
passes under the rule.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
School Tax.

will BE- at the office OF Bourland &
Haynes Thursday and Friday. May p
and 25. 1905, Tor the purpose Of collect
ing 1906 school tax for Marion Graded
School district. a 5pcr ecu, penalty
will be added to all unpaid tax after
May %. II. a. HAYNES.
Treas. Marion Graded School.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

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NOW.
ocRYEAR'S
BUSINESS COLLEGE
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

The Missouri man who snapped a
4l-year-old wife and FIVE children for a
ll-year-old wife and one child ought to
have been compelled by the laws Of
compensation to give a jack-knife and
plug OF tobacco to boot.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

Fiddlirg Bob Taylor has oeen chosen
by the people Of Tennessee. in prima-
ries, 10 represent them in the United
States Senate. This looks Ike a bad
mistake. A Senator should be trained
on some wind instrument.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

The jury did not think John A.
Moore made a mastery argument in
the Henderson case, but on the contra
ry, from its action, it did not consider
that he had made speech.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

Mr.. Bryan has sent message from
Egypt to his trainers that he will "also
ran" for the Presidency some more If
circumstances seem to demand it. How
a habit does grow on a fellow.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

A man who can tell a good story,
keep an audience interested and play
the fiddle would be an Improvement on
some of Tennessee's line Of Democratic
Senators.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
FRIDAY, MAY Is, 1906.

Grover Cleveland announces that he
will never be a presidential candidate
again. This makes it practically unani-
nous.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18

The ladies in Kansas cannot vote for
Governor, so that Gov. Hoch will never
know whether he did just right or not
when he failed to get that kiss.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-05-18
For Sale.

800 bu. Of white corn and tons Of
clover hay on the farm one mile west
Of Nation, Ky. Call or write me al
above Office. Resp, A. X. HuoHEs.