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Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-07-11
THE CAROuNAWATCHMAN
Local News Items,

AOOCI1 1VO w ~ AUOA1xOs
G.. G Ritchie, a business ma
Of Richfeld, is reported quite i'll
There will be a Farmers In.
stitute held at China Grove on
July 18th.
Joseph H McNeely has been al
Black Mountain several days
taking a needed rest.
Miss Eve Gushing and H. A.
Ellis we're married on the evening
of July Bird, at the Methodist par.
snnage. Rev. J. G. Rowe officiat.
ing.
The little son of Rev: and Mrs W.
+ Davis of Faith who had been
quite i'll for some time died last
Friday and was buried at Abe
marie.
Wanted.-A good four horse farm.
Will rent or buy. Call on me at
the Fink farm, three miles from
Salisbury; or address NJ. A. Lem
ly, Salisbury, N, c., R. F. D.,
No. 5. July II. ct.
Mrs. Elizabeth Lowder, who
resided on the farm of Moses
Eagle, died last week and was
buried in the Lutheran cemetery
at Faith. The deceased was about
80 years of age.
A little love, a little wealth,
A little home for you and me-;
It's all [ ask except good health,
Which comes with Rocky Noun
tain Tea.
II. W. Grimes Drug Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude L, Thomp-
son, have moved to this city from
brownsville, and will reside here
and at Mooresville until Mr..
Thompson RECEIVERS his health.
Mr.. Thompson is now in Denver.
N. B. Truth, St. Paul, June 81,
'O6.-I've lived SO long, [ remem-
Der we'll when the Mississippi was
a brook. My good health and
long life came by taking Hollis
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea. 35
cents.-T. W. Grimes Drug Co.
The store Of B. A. Fesperman
at Rockwell, was broken into last
Friday night and robbed of about
500. The money was taken from
the cash drawer. an effort to open
the safe proved unsuccessful.
There is no clue to the thieves,
It has caused more laughs and
dried more tears, wiped away
diseases and driven away more
fears than any other medicine in
the world. HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. IS cents, Tea or
Tablets.-T. W. Grimes Drug Co.
Richard Small, a resident of
Gold Hill, for many years, died
last Friday at his home, Mr..
Small was 70 years of age and had
spent his entire life at Gold Hill.
The funeral was held Saturday
afternoon at 3 O'Clock.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Hammer, of
Cincinnati, are spending the
week in the city, the guests of
Mrs. Hammers parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. N. B. McCanless. Mr.. Ham
mer will be remembered here as
the editor of the Salisbury Daily
Sun and Salisbury Globe.
J. A. Lingle was in the city Fri
day. Mr.. Lingle was present at
the 4th of July celebration at
Faith and while there lost a small,
red memorandum book containing
q list of the members of Christi.
ana church. If any one should
find this book Mr.. Ling!e would
highly appreciate it's return tc
him.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-07-11
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles

Itching, blind, bleeding, protrud-
ing piles. Druggists are authorized
to refund moneyif PAzo OINTMENT
fails to cure in 6 to IA days. SOC.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1906-07-11

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Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19

Don't tie a cough or cold up in
Your system by taking remedy
that binds the bowels Take Kenne-
dy's Laxative Honey and Tar. 1t is
different from all other cough syn
ups.1t is better.It opens the bowels
expels all cold from the system, re-
lieves coughs, colds, Group whoop-
ing cough, etc. An ideal remedy
for young and old. Children like
it. Sold by Howell's Drug Store.
Our Brother editor of the Free
Press, Col. G. B. Mills, wife ard
daughter Miss Maggie, of Augusta,
were i'll our city Wednesday even
ing. They were enroute to Au-
gusta from Cotton Plant. Col. Mills
and family, babe Cotton Plant
adieu and will make Augusta their
future home.
Living indoors so much during
the winter months creates a sort OF
a stuffy, want-of-ozone condition
in the blood and system generally.
Clean up and get ready for spring.
Take few Early Risers. These
famous little pills cleanse the liver
stomach and bowels and give the
blood a chance to purify itself.
They relieve headace, sallow com
plexion, etc. Sold by Howell's
Drug Store.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19

Nothing will relieve indigestion
that is not a thorough digestant.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
what you eat and allows the stom-
ach to rest-recuperate-grow stro-
ng again. A few doses of Kodol
aftermeals will soon restore tie
stomach and digestive organs to a
full performance of their functions
naturally. Sold by Howell's Drug
Store.
On last Saturday, Miss Nettie
billiard, who had few days be-
fore, gone to Moscow, Tenn, to
spend summers vacation with
relatives, was summoned home by
a telegram, stating that her mother
was quite i'll with pneumonia. We
learned yesterday Wednesday,
evening, however, that Mrs. Dill
ard is some better. We wish her
ii speedy recovery.
If you ever bought box of
Witch Hazel Salve that failed to
give satisfaction the chances are it
did not have the name "E. G. De
Witt & Co." printed on the wrap
per and pressed in the box. The
original DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve never fails to give satisfac-
ton for burns, sores, boils, letter,
cracked hands, etc. For blind
bleeding, itching and protruding
Piles it affords almost immediate
relief. 1t stops the pain. Sold by
Howell's Drug Store.
Rev. T.-W Fisackerly, Supt., of
the Methodist Orphanage at Little
Rock, was the guest of Rev, A. C.
Cloyes, and family, Sunday and
Monday. While in our midst he
preached to very large congrega-
ton Sunday morning and night.
With the use of his contribution
envelopes, some $4,000 was con
tributed. He preached at Fakes
Chapel Sunday evening and the
people there gave some $26 90.
This money is for a good cause
and not one giver should ever re-
greet one cent of the amount con
tributed.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19

Mr.. Cras Buchanan, of Augusta,
was in town the first of the week.
BORN: On April 10, a 9 pound
girl, to Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Kyle.
Mr.. w. P. Yarbrough, of Grays,
was In town on business Monday
BORN: To DIR. and Mrs. HI. P.
Hargis, on April 5, an eight pound
girl.
Miss Lee Thompson went to
Grays Saturday for a few days
visit.
Mr.. Ed Woods was on the sick
list for several days the first of the
week.
For SALE: A fine COW with
young calf. Apply to DR.. L. A.
Jelks.
Prock says wait minute
and see different Brands at Cook S
saloon.
For RENT: A house, with a
good barn and garden. Apply to
Tom Burkett.
Mr.. Clea Brazeale returned last
Thursday from a business trip to
Newport.
Mr.. E. T. Wherry returned from
few days visit to Memphis, on
business last T nrsday.
Mr.. H. w. Jernigan went to Lit
tie Rock today Thursday to be
gone few days.
Mr.. Fletcher Lewis went to
Memphis Monday, on business
returning Tuesday.
Mems hats in all the latest
shades and colors at great bargains
by Conner & Conner.
WANTED: First class blacksmith
and woodworkman, at once. Ap.
DIV to Tom Burkett.
DIED: Wednesday evening
April Is, 1906, at his home neal
Tip, Mr.. Lee Hawkum, aged Il
years.
Our worthy townsman, Mr.. CIV
McCrory, left Tuesday for Little
Rock, to be gone a few days OIL
! business.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19
-THE-
Missouri Pacific
Route.

FOR MEMPHIS
And all points East and South.
FOR ST. LOUIS
And all points Forth and
Northwest.
FOR LITTLE ROCK
And points in Arkansas and
Texas aud the Great South west.
Elegant Day Coaches, Reclining
Chair Cars, seats free. Pullman
Buffet Sleepers on all Through
Traits. H. G. ToWNEND,
Gen. Pass. & Tkt. Agt..
ST. Louis, Mo.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19

Pictures
Pictures, Saturday.
Harness at Conner & Conner.
Imported Londonerry Gin a
Cooks.
Uneeda Biscuit. Ucangetit at
Conner & Conner.
Tinware and Queensware, cheap,
lat Conner & Conner.
Have your picture made Satur.
day, by T. G. Caperton.
A barrel of Mackerel just came
in for Conner & Conner.
DR.. Williams, of Gregory Point,
was in our city Tuesday.
Cooks Saloon has several new
brands. See for yourself.
Strawberries, the first of the
season at Conner & Conner.
Cascade Whiskey, distilled in
old Tennessee, at Cooks.
Get you nice clock absolutely
Free, from Conner & Conner.
Riggs Bros. buy old ircn, brass,
bones and all kinds of junk.
Mrs. Thad Hartin has been sick
for the past week or ten days.
Mr.. j. L. Garrett, of Augusta,
was over Tuesday, on business.
Howells Kidney Cure is the
best. HowELs's DRUG STORE.
A cash coupon given with each
cash purchase, by Conner & Conner.
Mr.. Chas. Tyrone, of Augusta,
was over Sunday to see home-flok.
Your wife said, "Get some
Strawberries from Conner & Conner.
Jno. Dickinson, of Augusta, was
here on pressing business Sunday.
M. D. Wells Co.'S, fine line of
Shoes for sale by Conner & Conner
T. G. Caperton, of Augusta, will
be in town Saturday, for one day
only, to make pictures.
Be sure and see Prof. Roy Astu-
yvesant make the high leap out of
his balloon Saturday, April 21st.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19

playing the "devil' for the News.
Mr.. w. B. Dougherty was in
Augusta Monday and Tuesday, on
business.
Willis Cook says no one handles
Gayoso Club Whiskey in McCrory,
but R. N. Cook & Co.
BORN: Monday, a. M, April,
10th, 1906, to Mr.. and Mrs. r. B.
Hartin, 9 pound girl.
Miss Mary McCrory left Mon
day for few days visit to friends
in Augusta and Fitzhugh.
Mrs. Myrtle Roddy, and two chill
dren, left Sunday for a few weeks
stay with relatives near Fakes.
Mr.. W. T. Cook, and wife, left
last Thursday for a few days visit
to friends and relatives in Wynne.
Mr.. L. E. Pollett, his little sis
ter Stella, and Miss Annie Sue
Wilder visited friends at Tip Mon
day.
Miss Maggie Winfree, of Tip,
visited friends and relatives here
a few days the latter part of last
week.
Mr.. D. A. Pitts who has been in
our town for sometime past, re-
turned to his home at Searcy, Sat-
urday.
Mr. jeff Mitchell of Pekin, visit
ed home folks and friends here a
few days the latter part of last
week.
Miss Bertha Raney, of Argenta,
came in Wednesday morning for a
few days visit to friends and rela-
tives.
Miss Nina Riggs left Tuesday
for Augusta to spend a few days
visiting her father, Mr.. j. NJ
Riggs.
Don't miss the balloon ascension
next Saturday, Dist. Every body
come to McCrory and see the para
chute leap.
Mrs. A. S. Thompson, and baby,
of DeView, went to Searcy Tues
day, where they will be gone for
several days.
Mrs. Josie Fakes new residence
in the northeast part of town will
soon be completed and ready for
occupancy.
Mrs. RIM. Conner, who has been
with hOme-folks at Huntingdon
Tenn, for several days, returned
home Sunday.
DON'T forget we sell all kinds OF
.Jewelry from Brass to Diamonds
cheaper than Memphis prices by
Conner & Conner.
Messrs. Joe Rocks and Hugh
Shearer went to Augusta Monday te
do some work on the Conner Mere.
antile Co.'S. building.
Miss Nellie Fakes left Saturday
for few days visit to friends and
relatives at Shoffner. May she have
a pleasant time while gone.
Mr.. Elmo Carter has just com
pleted his new residence in the
south part of town and intends
moving into same Saturday.
Misses Willie and Mamie Perk
ms, accompanied by their brother
Dent, spent last Sunday will
friends and relatives in Grays
Quite a crowd of lads and las
sizes enjoyed very pleasant after
noon Sunday, at the home of Mrs
Cora johnson, hunting Easter
eggs.
MessIs. j. 7. O'Fallon ant
Robt. johnson, two of onr frs
class painters, left Monday fol
Wynne where they 60 to "pull thu
brush"
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19

Newport, after paying his family a
few days visit.
Misses Minnie Boazman and
Carine Sale, of Augusta, who are
now teaching school at Howell,
visited in town Sunday, the guests
of Misses Lula and Mary McCrory.
Miss Dove Harton, who is at
tending college at Searcy, came
over last Saturday for few days
visit to her sister, Mrs: j. H. Cros-
sett. She returned to Searcy Tues
day.
Mr.and Mrs. Henry S. Simmons,
of Blissville, visited the family of
Mr.. Emmett Smith, near town the
latter part of last week. they re-
turned home Sunday, accompanied
by Mr.. Smith.
Mr.. j. E. Sanders, of Frederick
town, Mo-, arrived here Tuesday
noon to relieve Mr.. III. W. Jerni-
gan, our accommodating cashier who
will be out of the bank for a few
weeks. We wonder why?
Mrs. M. J. Hovas, of Kosinsko,
Miss, is the guest of her daughter
Mrs. DR.. Neal, this week. This
is Mrs. Hovas' second visit here
and she has many friends who are
glad to welcome her back again.
Wanted Men in each state to ira
vel, post signs, advertise and leave
samples of our goods. Salary $75.-
90 per month. $500 per day for
expenses. HUFFMAN CO., Dept
S. ATLAS BLOCK. CHICAGO.
Several young people enjoyed
themselves hunting Easter eggs
last Sunday near the hospitable
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Marion
Johnson. Some 100 eggs were
hidden and all enjoyed themselves
very much.
WANTED: District Manag-
ers to post signs, advertise and dis
tribute samples. Salary $500
weekly, $500 per day for expenses.
State aye and present employment.
IDEAL SHEAR Co.
80 Randolph St., Chicago.
Capt. Norton Jones, of COmpa-
ny tx" at Augusta, came over to
be present at inspection of the To-
cal MALTA company, last Friday.
The Captain expressed himself as
being highly pleased at the excel
lent inspection of Company &C."
Rev. and Mrs. W. H. Morrow
of Augusta, were the guests of the
family of Mr. G. W. McCrOry,
Monday and Tuesday. They left
Tuesday evening for Wynne to at
tend the Arkansas Presbytery
which is in session at that place.
The town officers are having
some much needed tileing placed
from the Waverly hotel south to R.
N. Cook & Co.'S, saloon thence
crossing Edmunds' Avenue to How
ells Drug Store, and from there
east to the old school building
Let the good work go on.
On last Sunday night, at 7 $50,
at the home of the bride, near town
Rev. A. c. Cloyes said the words
that forever bound the hearts and
hands of Mr.. F. G. Hartin, age "a,
and Mrs. Lena Arnold, age %
May their pathway through life be
strewn with boquets of happiness
STRAYED Or STOLEN: One bay
horse about Is hands high, fore
top trimmed, eight years old, from
my place half mile north of Me
Crory, Saturday night, April, Il
! Liberal reward for information a!
to where abouts of same or his re
turn to my place. Ed TAYLOR.
What good does it do you to ca
if your stomach fails to digest tn
foods None. It does you harm
causes belching, sour stomach, fiat
] ulence, etc. When the stomach
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1906-04-19
do any kind of repairing there Is
possible in Flrst-CIass Shop. My
Prices are the Lowest.

Cold Machine
II right Half regular price.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
At THE. THEATERS
Vaudeville at the Phillips.

Despite the extremely warm wealth
er large crowds are witnessing the
vaudeville at the New Phillips this
week, assured of the fact thai the
house will be comfortable owing to
the large number of fans-eight-
that have been installed to insure
the comfort of the patrons. The bill;
offered this week is che that is being
much praised, as it offers wide va
riety of entertainment put on by cap
able performers. Thomas +. Shea,
who appears us Il tramp, doing sing
ing and dancing, is one of the best of
eccentric dancers, some of his steps
not having been duplicated by any
performer who has preceded him at
the New Phillips. Haydn, theconcer-
tina king, who introduces the bill, is
a pleasing performer and always gets
a cordial response from the audience.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Treating Wrong Disease.

Many times women call on their family
physicians, suffering, as they imagine,
one from dyspepsia, another from heart
disease, another from liver or kidney
disease, anotherSfrom nervous exhaustion
or prostra ton, another with pain here and
there, and in this way they all present
alike to themselves and their easy-going
and Indifferent or, over-busy doctor, sep
arate and distinct diseases, for which he,
assuming them,to be such, prescribes his
pills and potions In reality, they are all
only symptoms caused by some uterine
disease. The physician. ignorant of the
cause of. suffering, encourages this prac-
tice until Large; bills are made. The suf-
fering patient gets noebetter, but probably
worse, tbysreason1of heidelay. wrong
A:properi medicine, like DR.. sPierce's Fa-;
vorite Prescription, directed TO the cause
wouldthave. entirely removed the diseased
thereby. 'dispelling all those distressing,
symptoms, and linstisuting comfort in !,
well said, that"a disease known Is half !
cured
DIR. Pierce's, Favorite Prescription is j.
scientific medicine, carefully, devised by.
Jan experienced and sskillfulF PHYSICIAN
tafd adapted TO woman's delicate system.
1T is made Of native medicindf roots and |
Us perfectly harmless lin its effects In any
condition Of the system.
Asa powerful invigorating tonic "Fa-
Ivorte Prescription "eimparts strength to
the whole system. and to the organs dis
tinctlyfeminine in particular. For over
worked, uworn-out," "run-down,". debili-
tated teachers, milliners, dressmakers,
seamstresses, "shop girls" house-keepers,
nursing mothers, and feeble women gen. I
orally, DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is the greatest, earthly boon, being I'M !,
equaled as an appetizing cordial and re-
storative tonic.
Asa soothing and strengthening nerv-
inc rFayorite Prescription is unequaled
and. us invaluable in allaying. and SUBJ
DUNG nervous excitabiity, irritability,
Observation-Disclosures nervous prostration,
neuralgia. hysteria,' spasms, chorea, St.
lVitus's dance, and other distressing, nerv-
observation-disclosures attendant upon
Ifunctionals and organic tdiseases of the
uterus. Itlinduces refreshing sleep and
relieves mental;anxiety and dependency.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigorate
the stomach, liver and bowels. One to.
three dose. Easy to take as candy. =
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
The Green Firecraeker That Us
- M

The Green Firecracker That Used
to BE.
Oh. brother, in the days of old. the palny
days of yore, II
When We had fifteen cents to spend at
Henry Tilton's store
To celebrate the gloried Fourth. we al
ways hurried back
With three large cracker punches that
were straight five cents a pack.
phey came from China, and right in the
midst of them was seen
One wonderful firecracker that was wrap
ped in palest green.
And you remember. brother how we fired
them one by one,
Made ''izzers'' OFFS the ones that failed to
go offslike q gun
And doled them Out in miser bits. for then
we must take care
To keep our fun a-going till the evening
on the square.
When there would be skyrockets and red
fire and all the rest
We always Kept the green one as the last
one and the best.
Ho, nowadays they shoot the things a
thousand at a time,
And we might buy a dozen packs, they
tell me. for a dime!
But none of all the modern ones can boom
with half the Joy
OF those that came from China for the
wonder of each boy
And fixed and spat and sputtered till our
fingers were all BACKED
And then the wondrous green one, You
remember how 1t cracked!
Judges Magazine of Fun.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Thankful.

LET us go thankfully on our way"
says Billville brother, land if we
can't be thankful let's say nothing and
saw wood. Atlanta Constitution.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
The Fortune Hunter,

Miss Goldiside. for you" he cried,
I'D give my life" But clearly
He merely meant twas his intent
To sell IL very dearly.
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Always the Contrary.

as your wife's mother still with
you?" asked Singleton.
NO" answered Wedderly; "she's
still against me every time there is a
family argument on tap."-Detroit
Free Press
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
That Peck of Trouble.

All men must have their peck of woe; )"
No single mans above 1t.
But lots OF married men we know ,
Must have their henpeck of it.
Houston Post.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Adulterated.

He-They say there are microbes in
kisses.
She-Yes; everything is adulterated
nowadays.-Yonker Statesman.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Confifctinu Inauences.

Green-Has Jaggsby's wife any in
fluence over him?
Brown-She has when he isn't under
the influence of liquor-Detroit Trib-
une.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
FIRST DISTRICT.

0OuCQ OF MAIN, WeSI OF IGus
1-2-1st and S.. C, Piano Factory
1-3-2nd and S. B.
'14-4th and s. D.
'1-5-5th and S. B.
.1-6-5.h and S. II.
"1-S-7th and S. c.
18TH and S. j. ~r>--,...
SECOND DISTRICT. -
South Of Main between 7th and 18th.
"2-1-sth and Main.
"2-3-Sth and S. E.
"2-4-7th and S. G.
*2-5-9th and S. A. Il
'2-6-10th and s. c..
'2-7-11th and Main.
'2-S-11th and S. j. ,..I
THIRD DISTRICT.
South of Main. EaBt Of It'll.
*3-1-12th and S. B.
'3-2-12th and S. Ell
'3-4-14th and Mail.
'3-5-14th and S. q
'3-6-1sth and 81
"3-7-2Oth and Mali.
3-S-15th and S.
FOURTH 1sTR1tr.
North of Main. WEI Of 10th to river.
.4-1-3d and Main Robinson's shop.
4-2-3d and N. c..
'4-3-City Building
4-4-Sth and N. 6
4-5-Gaar, Scott 81 Co..
.4-6-No. l Hose Il louise, N. st6.
4-7-Champion Mills.
4-S-10th and N. /
'4-9-9th and N. E
4-12-City ELECTRIC Light Plant.
FIFTH DISTRICT.
West Richmond ind sevastopol.
5-W. 3rd and Chestnut.
5-1-W. Sd and National Avenue.
5-2-W. Sd and Hinsey.
5-3-W. Sd and Richmond Avenue.
5-4-W. LIST and r. R.
5-5-State and Buyer.
5-6-Grant and Ridge.
5-7-Hunt and Maple.
5-s--Grant and Sheridan.
5-9-Bridge Avenue, Paper Mill,
'5-12-Earlham College.
SIXTH DISTRICT.
North of d East of 10th.
6-1-Railroad Shops.
6-2-Hutton' Qbffin Factory
6-3-Hoosier DR. ll Work..
6-4-Wayne Works.
6-5-City Mill Works.
6-6-15th and r R.
6-7-12th and n Fl.
SEVENTH DISTRICT
Between Main aud North D. East Of
II y 1eth.
9Th and N. A.
'7-1-11th and N Be-.
'7-2-14th and N. C. y
s7-3-No. 8 Hose sHousa
'74-1sth and NC.
s7-5-2od and N. e. -.
IL SPECIAL SIGNALS.
2-2-2-Patrol Call.
3-3-3-Fire Pressure.
1-2-1-Fire out.
3-Fire pressure off,
Loves Game.
Though love. they say. will ind way
| The schening lovers game
Is just to have her papa pay
The same. :
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Good Advice.

Let us then be up and doing:
See If you can't strike your gait;
Throw away the rag you're chewing
And bat home run while you wait.
American Spectator.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
The Climber.

with you to share my lot" he vowed,
"Tll climb to dizzy heights" Alack!
His climbing has not made her proud,
For he is but a steeplejack.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Sound.

"Do' you regard that mans argu-
ments as sound?'
YES" answered Senator Sorghum.
THAT and nothing else" -Washingto
Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Legally Advised

First Burglar-Did Bill git much out
Nv dat last burglary?
Second Burglar-No. He got so little
dat his lawyer advised him ter plead
guilty.-Judge.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
An Unfini.l,ed course.

"Does your son graduate this
month";"
"Oh, no! He has another year on
the track team" - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Mistaken Identity.

you say that your friend was utter
~ Frustrated by mere case of mis-
taken IDENTIFY"
Yes. He mistook toadstool for a
mushroom. "-Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28

'The sky certainly is cheerful to-
day."
at surely is, and that's rather
strange too'
"Why?"
Because it's so blue."-Philadelphia
Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
Deserves a Medal.

He Is no hero In the fray.
Yet he is loyal, brave and strong
The man who seeks a holiday
And takes his two small boys along.
-Washington Star,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-06-28
A Tip.

Fool others if you can. my friend;
They'll do the same to you.
But never try to fool yourself,
For that would never do.
Denver Post.