Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-10-19
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"What happens when people fall IL
and second sight"
do you think he will make her a
good husband?" "No, 1 think she will
make him a good husband"
She-Sir, If you attempt to kiss me
I shall call for help. He-For help?
Why, my dear girl. l am capable of do
ing it alone ANSWERS.
Candid ~Friend-You will have to
work hard to win an heiress. Impe-
cunious One-IH have to work a jolly
sight harder still if l don't.-Tit-Bits.
Mrs. Aijen-Oh, really, that's nice!
And did he truly say l didn't show my
age? Mrs. Cutting-Well-er-he said
you were always very careful to conceal
it.
Jason-Many a wise word is spoken
in jest. Mason-Yes; but they can't
compare with the Eumber of foolish
ones spoken in earnest.-Cassell's Jour
nal.
Hello, old man, and how do you EN-
J's ~ We ~ Aof> Shy
differences of opinion with your wife!'
Yes. but | don't let her know about
them"
Father (Sternly)-So you've failed
again in your examinations! How DO
you explain that? Son-Because they
went and asked me the same questions
as before.
Customer Cat bookstore)-Have you
a work on the art of letter writing!
New Salesman-NO, sir. l hOuld think
you could learn that at any correspond
ence school.
Fred (sadly)-It's no use. l told
your father that | couldn't live without
you. Edith-And what did he say to
that? Frcd-Oh. he offered to pay my
funeral expenses.
She-That's all very pretty, Jack;
but do you think we can live on love
and kisses? IIe-It's much the safest
Everything else is either adulterated,
or poisoned. or tainted.-Life.
What are you going to call your
verses:' asked Joakley. "A Broken
dist, IIl.INl lI'Si al eAeS
minds ne of Il little thing q servant
girl OF ours dashed off the other day.
Shc-And are o really SO much
better since you returned from abroad!
IIe-IeS. I'm quite another man. She
Well, I'm sure all your friends will
be delighted to heal it! And he is now
wondering if she meant anything.
Gcor-e-The ring doesn't seem to fit
very we'll. Clara. Hadn't l better take
it back and have it made smaller?
Clara-No. George an engagement ring
is an engagement ring, even If | had to
wear it Around my neck.-Tit-Bits.
Father Cat head of stairs)-Ethel,
what time is it? Ethel Gin the draw
ing room)-It's a quarter past ten,
father. Father-All right. Don't for
get to start the clock again after the
Young man goes out to get his break
fast.
Laird-Well, Sandy, you are getting
very bent. Why don't you stand straight
up like me. man? Sandy-Eh, mon, do
you see that field O. corn over there?
81 do "Weel, yell notice that the
full heids hang down, n b empty
ones stand up"
give come to the conclusion. said
the mild pessimist, that I must have
been born great" You don't sayT' re-
marked Sinnickson. Yes at any rate
there doesn't appear to be any chance
of ny achieving greatness or having it
thrust upon me-"
A certain popular preacher is very
absent-minded. One day his wife came
into his study crying in agony, "Oh! l
have swallowed a PIN" He smiled ten
DERBY Don't worry, my DEAR he said,
as he fumbled at his waistcoat, there,
here is another pin"
She-Here's an interesting story of
a man who begged to be sent to prison
in place of his wife. He-Aha and yet
YOU always declare that men are never
self-sacrificing. She-Well, this mans
wife happened to be a washerwoman,
and if she went to prison he'd have to
work.-Smith's Weekly.