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Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19
Ducks on a Bat

During the heavy rain last Tuesday
flock of ducks belonging to Mrs. Rollins
took to water. drifting joyfully down
stream toward Snake Den Run, and up
to late last night they had not re-
turned.-Fairfax (Va.) Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

Russia, while in reformatory mood,
might try it on its spelling.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

Mrs. Palm-I don't see why my hus-
band Is Jealous of me.
Mrs. Pepper--Nor can /, dear.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

Packing house men are to be clad I'm
white duck. They're become accus-
toned to duck" lately
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

Is that sea COW added to New York's
zoo to furnish milk for the sea urchins?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

George Bernard Shaw says all Amer
leans are rascals. He should read
something besides the Hearst yellows
and the 10 cent magazines.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19
Pl-LineS and Plck-UvS
Woman

Woman
Woman Is a benedction,
Bora to love and be loved
In the world without restriction,
Oft TO tears she is moved
Man owes her much for what he is,
Perchance. today he'd be
without her presence and her smiles
hayward man at sea.
IT. J. A.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

"The Warpath" is the name of James
towns midway That's where you
want to go after you see It.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

A chorus girl famine is reported from
New York. Have they all found mill
lionaires?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19
There's a New Plua in Town

There's a New Plug in Town
We want the world to- understand
that this is no longer a one-plug-hat
town. Doc Via has got company. Hi
Clark appeared on the street last night
topped out with skyscraper, and peo-
pie thought the bishop of Oregon had
come to town.-Forest Grove (Ore)
Times
Chicago" is derived from an Indian
name meaning skunk" Considering
the packing house smell that haunts
the town, how appropriated
It's foolish to call Bryan 1.-The Amer-
can Gladstone" The latter is dead.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

It's great snap to reach home at
3 a. m. these mornings and know your
wife is sound asleep-at the beach.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

Blanche-Poo. Gracel She out-maFrted
herself.
Maude-Indeedi
Blanche-Yes. She married ouke,
you know, and didn't have enough
money to pay his bills
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

An Indian Territory druggist adver-
tises house, face and nose paint How
rapidly the nation is becoming civ
ilized!
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

The Shaw boom is as fat as if Taf
were to sit on It,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

orange-How do you pronounce ap-
pendicitis?
Lemon-Dangerous
Los Angeles herald., 1906-08-19

Entered at Postoffice. Los Angeles. as
Second -class Matter.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
ORDNANCE NUMBER ses.

WHEREAS. on December Sth. 1904. The Common Council of Phoenix passed an Ordinance known as "Ordi- nance No. 359 granting to the santa Fe Prescott and Phoenix Railway Com pany. its successors and assigns the right, permission and privilege to lay and maintain railroad tracks and to operate a steam railroad along. upon and across certain stfeets and DOT tiOns of streets and other places in the City of Phoenix. and
 WHEREAS. the said right. privilege. permit or franchise was granted and said Ordinance passed under the rep resentation from said santa Fe Pres colt and Phoenix Railway Company. that it was necessary for immediate use. and
 WHEREAS. no use has ever been made of said permit by the said santa Fe. Prescott and Phoenix Railway Company.
 NOW THEREFORE. the Common Council of Phoenix do ordain as fol- lows--
 Sec. 1. That Ordinance No. 859 be. and the same is hereby. repealed. and the permits. privileges or franchises thereby granted to the said santa Fe, Prescott and Phoenix Railway Com pany is hereby rescinded and with drawn.
 Sec 2. All ordinances and parts of ordinances in conflict with this ordi- nance are hereby repealed.
 GSec. 8. This ordinance shall take effect. and be in force from and after it's passage. and publication as re- quired by law.
 Passed by the Common Council of the City of Phoenix this 5th day of November. 1906
 Approved this 5th day of November, 1906.
 l.. ". COGGINS. Mayor. Attest: FRANK THOMAS. City Recorder
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
ORDINANCE NO. 394.

An Ordinance Fixing the Curb Line for the Roadway on the West Side of Center Street From the Salt River Valley Canal North to the Limits of the City of Phoenix.
 The Common Council of Phoenix do ordain as follows.
 Section I. The curb line on the west side of Center street from the Salt River Valley canal north to the limits of the City of Phoenix is hereby estab- Hshed at twenty-fOur feet east from the property line on the west side of said Center street.
 Section 2. No hitching posts shall be placed on the west side of the curb line herein established.
 Section 3. All ordinances or parts of ordinances in conflict herewith are hereby repealed.
 Section f. This ordinance shall take effect and be in force from and after its passage. approval and publication in accordance to law
 Passed by the Common Council or the city of Phoenix this 5th day of No yember 1906.
 Approved this 5th day of November. 1906
 L. ". CoGGINS. Mayor FRANK THOMAS. City Recorder.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
HE PLAYED HIMSELF
 OUT OF THE COMMUNITY
A Bisbee Mans IncomparabIe Love For the Game of Monte Carlo.

The mysterious disappearance of John Noble, the well known carpenter and contractor, which occurred some time ago. has been explained satisfac- torily at last It would seem that No ble. who was of long residence in this section and generally liked. bucked the tiger once too often. and feeling that he could not repay the money he had collected for building work and lost on gambling games, left for parts unknown, says the Bisbee Miner.
 This explanation was the one cur rent on the streets yesterday. it being generally reported that he had at last been heard from in New Mexico.
 Noble was an old resident of Bis bee. having lived in this section for several years. and made quite a name for himself, both as a good workman and for his square dealing in all par ticulars. For this reason it was easy for him to run in debt with business men about the city for material and to collect in advance for work done.
 At the time he left so suddenly No ble was engaged in building several cottages in the Johnson addition for the J. E. Thompson company. On these he had collected and borrowed SLAouSH money 10 put nm ahead of the money due up to the time he left about S20O, while on other work he had collected money to about the same amount.
 No one, it is stated. could accuse Noble of intentional dishonesty. but the fact remains that on getting the money his mad desire for gambling gained the upper hand and he would play until all was gone. It is said to be the old story of trying to win back what had been lost and getting in deeper and deeper until at last flight seemed the only thing
 Mrs. Noble. who was left behind by her husband, received a power of at torney several days since from her husband and will proceed to settle all bills. Noble with his wife owned con- siderable property in this section.
 Jesse Yoakum of the J. F. Thomp- son company this morning stated that he had written to Noble to return but had received no answer He pro nounced Noble to be one Of the best worImen he had ever seen. as well as one of the most reliable up to the time of his sudden departure.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
THE ADAMS SKATING RINK
Win be Opened Friday, November 9th.
 at 10 a. m.

Come and try the best floor iu -Ee Southwest. Our skates are an new and the best made
 The Pioneer band will furnish music on Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday evenings on these nights admission of 15c will be charged and -5c for Llr use of skates; any other admission will be free.
 The Adams Rink will not he open Sunday
 The following rules win he observed and euforced-
 Hours of Sessions
 10 a. m until 1a noon
 D. m. until u- u-
 1-30 D. u- until 1U-90 u- m- One sound of the song means S-Tul- you are skating too fast
 Two sounds or the song. skate c-l-- way
 Three sounds or the sons take eE skates
 The use of tobacco ln any form pro- hibired
 Children under l+ years olsa=e ues permitted to skate during eEeuil= session.
 Please report to tle uaua=er any unEentlemauly conduct
 We solicit only the ua-rHua-e Hl those who are disposed rc comply ei.l the rules and regulations ur rla rl-l- and reserve the right Co refuse aEr.I-- sion or use of skates ro uh5ee-.1-lt.. ! persons The use of sidewalk skates vli le- be allowed on this floor
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

FOR SALE-1O acres. well improved easy terms. H. L. Sanderson, owner, Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
NOTICE.

is hereby given that the undersigned will. on the 18th day of November. 1906, at 10 o'clock a. m. sell at pub lie auction. in the town of Gila Bend. County of MaricOpa- Territory of Ari- zona, in front of the postoffice. one bay mare, 13 years old, weight HOO pounds, to pay a pasture bill for said mare amounting to S25.O0. Said marz has been on pasture on my ranch since September g. 1905. placed there by ona Colonel Bray. for an unknown com pany. J. Fl. TRMBLE
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

BONNY VIEW RANCH for pleasant surroundings, best table, plenty rich mix and eggs. Daily stage. no irri- satlon, miles north on Cave Creek road tSeVenth streeD. See Todd. Republican office. 8 D. m. daily. FlRST-CLASS private board and rooms, single or ensuite with all modern conveniences. No consump- lives taken. Mrs. w. c. Stenlake.
 356 North Fourth Ave.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
DECLINED JUNGLE TOM

William Lee. who practically refused a fortune in declining Co publish -J-u- cIe Toms Cabin when Harriet Beech CT Stowe asked him Go. Is stlu IvilE at Hampton, V. H He was formerly the senior partner of the publslirE firm of Lee & Shepard and am iur5- mate of Lowell LouEfeIiaU. Pll-lLr=- summer and other liIerarE men
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
KAISER A MATcHmAkER.

A curious instance Of the active part the Kaiser takes in arranging the mar riages of relatives and friends Is re- corded 4 personal aide-de-caEu cr his majesty was very much depressed by the lady of his choice giving him a refusal The same afternoon the kaiser drove O the house of the young lady. the daughter Of a wealthy Berlin banker. and pleaded the cause 1- the aide-de-camp with such el1lueuce that the marriage took place a month later
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
A BURMESE BIBLE.

F. J. Oxley, of Fergus Falls. Minn.
 has rare curiosity, a Burmese bible that is said to be worth a small for tune. The book is about eighteen in ches in length and the leaves are two and a half inches in width. When fas- tened together they make a volume about five inches thick The leaves are sections of palm leaf paper being un- known when the volume was prepared
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
Opportunities

Here Is a chance to get a home, if you will take advantage of our offer. We have a tract of fine land three miles from town, partly in alfalfa, and plenty of Salt water. Will sell 40 or SO acres of this tract and build a house and dig a well with pump in it, on terms to suit. Why pay rent when you can get a home that will pay itself out7
 10 acres, one mile from Capitol building; 4-room house, well, windmill and tank, and good dairy house; plenty of shade; Salt water; nearly all in alfalfa 4 snap, S165O.
 40 acres, three miles from city: good house. two barns, fine corral; nice shade; good well. A bargain for S425O.
 75 acres, seven miles west; all in alfalfa; one of the best inn proved small ranches in the val lay. Investigate.
 Two of the finest residences in Phoenix at a bargain.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
VISITORS 10 HE FAIR.

I have secured the feeding and bag gage privileges at the fair grounds will have two baggage rooms one uu- der the grand stand. the other and feed yard at the right of the entrance rr the grounds Tables fu-uiSE-I for spreading lunches. Baggage checked extra
 F. PENNINGTDS-
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

FOR SALE-No. 2O-4O acres. suburb an, S300O: No. 27-40 acres. Az miles out, S36O0; No. S3-4O acres, 6 miles out, S4000; No. -, 40 acres, 9 miles out $20O0; No. 27-6O acres. 8 miles out, $5000; No. 4-6O acres. ' miles out, $120O; No. 4-6O acres 61a miles out, S6O00; No. 25-6O acres. 8 miles out, $50OO; No. 3O-S0 acres. 8 miles out, S4OOO; No. SO-SO acres. suburban, $16.O0O; No. 14-16O acres, F miles out, $2O,0OO; No. S6-16O acres, miles out, SIP, 1000; No 73- 160 acres, 3 miles out, $13,60O; No. 2S-T6O acres, suburban, S24,OOO: No 74-45O acres, 3 miles out, S24.O0O, No. -, $40 acres, F miles out $14,- GOO; No. 12-64O acres, miles out. S32,O0O; dwellings in Phoenix from $500 to SSOOO. Business property at all prices. For particulars and terms and other property, inquire os Y. 4. Morford, West Adams St, Phoenix
 FOR SALE-Mad stone, first class. 306. North Fifth St.
 FOR SALE-At a bargain a second hand buggy in good running order. Also a second hand single harness. Buggy may be seen corner 14th St and California avenue in Brill addi- tiOn and harness at 142O West Wash ington Street.
 FOR SALE-1O acres, well improved easy terms. H. L. Sanderson, owner, Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
For Rent

Groom brick, close in for $15 per month, water included.
 S-room brick for $25 per month.
 7-room brick with plenty of shade two large lots, stable, etc, for S20 per month.
 4-room modern house with hot and cold water bath. electric lights and gas will be vacant on November 3rd.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
WANTED

want to figure with you on drilling your wells and installing your pumping plants-large or small.
 N. L. CARPENTER, with
 PRATT. GILBERT co,
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
Board and Rooms

BOARD AND LODGING. 3 6.50 per week, 924 N. Fourth St, on street car line.
 ROOMS with board: also tents, use of bath. 904 F. Pierce St, Brill car line. Tel. Black 562. ROOMS AND BOARD reasonable, Union Hotel, 61S West Washington. THE SIXTH AVENUE FAMILY HO- TEL, at Adams St. and Sixth Ave, has been opened for the winter sea son by Mrs. Kelso. and board and rooms may be had for $10 week and up.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
SITUATION WANTED by Japanese
 cook California Restaurant.

SITUATION WANTED-By an up-to- date poultry man, 16 years exper- fence in handling thoroughbred poultry References: Any leading judge or breeder in the east. Ad. dress POUltryman, ?. O. Box 1913. Globe, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

\ long life and a. merry ere H- drinking Tony Faust beer at che Hrtl- mnn.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

S5O.OO in prizes given for the best bread baked with Ruby Flour. brought Co the Arizona Fair.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

Position wante1 by two vaurE men Gs) both formerly employed fr a--I... In Chicago. Healthy. wIlfrz- A-- dress Box sos City
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

At the door on summer evenings Sat the beautiful Miss Mandy. Wishing that her beau would come And bring her Donofrio's Cactus Cand1
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

Ask for Ruby Flour and practice up" for the prize.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

Oh, Ho- Tony Faust Deer uu draught at the Hoffman
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
Lesr ana Round

LOST-Betwcen car barns and Center street. two gold shirtwaist pins with amethyst settings Finder please re- turn to 1424 l.. Monroe street. and receive reward
 LOST-At skating rink bracelet, made of Mexican gold dollars. X lib- Cral reward if returned to June Will Hams 107 F. Washington.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

Get your hand in the dough and ask your grocer for Perfect flour.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

Have you seen thc beauutul f-t- which will be awarded best bread from Daisy Flour2
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

WANTED TO RENT-Good milk
 Cows H. H. Griest, Tempe. TO LOAN-Money on real estate at s
 per cent No delay. Also money on chattel property. L. J. Rice, Man
 ager Trust Dept, Union Bank. l HEALTHY business gentleman desires nicely furnished room with heat, close in. Address A. C. H., care
 Republican.
 WANTED-Young man in good health
 will invest time and S20OO or more
 capital to connect himself with good business. Address c. M. Z., Republi- can
 HAVE returned to Phoenix and would like to meet old customers and new at 129 $. Third Ave. Mrs. H. Watts, dressma ker.
 1 UP TO DATE dressmaking at popular prices. Satisfaction guaranteed 4O1 W. Washington street.
 MAD STONE-Not for sale. but any one needing same will find it at John B. Willis, Box 51, R. F. D. No. 1. FIRST CLASS shoe work Of all kinds at DUdeks Shoe Shop, 114 N. Cen
 ter St, opposite Hotel Adams. ALICE LAWSON, the well known lltdltAr CldlI FO9 ant ana lALe reader is now located at 302 East Van Bureu St
 SEE MRS. RICHARD and Mrs. Groos for first class dress making at req
 sonable prices. 234 West Monroe. ! FIRST CLASS Shampooing, manicur-
 ing and hair dressing at your home.
 Phone Red S9S, Lillie Wiggins. STOCK companies incorporated. I5
 you have stocks or bonds for sale, let us try to sell them for you.
 George M. Kelog. Broker, $40 Ei- licOtt Square. Buffalo HORSE WANTED-A good sound
 buggy horse or mare, 4 to years
 old, well trained, medium or larger
 size. Not afraid of steam and street
 cars. automobiles, etc. Safe for
 careful (but not daring) woman to
 drive; some speed but no racer. Call
 at Dublin Corral PICTURE Frames mad= 70 srder, all
 sizes and kinds at BaIke's Big Curio Store
 MRS. ELIZA A. EDWARDS experI-
 enced card reader. tells past, present
 and future. Ladies, 25c; gentlemen. 50 cents. 223 Buchanan St. corner Third.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

At the Fair, $50 in S5-1zes will be given for the best loaf of bread made from Daisy Flour CArizona wheat).
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

AN EXPERIENCED bookzeeper de sires position either in or out of Phoenix. C. c. M, care Republican.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

A HINT TO YOUNG MEN. # there's a girl in Phoenix Whom you would like to woo. First give her Donofrio's Cactus Candy Or you might as well -ssiddoo."
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
Miscellaneous Wanss

WANTED TO RENT-Good milk
 Cows. H. H. Griest. Tempe.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

Healthful and bracing the famous Tony Faust beer on draught at the Hoffman
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
Heb Wanted

 WANTED-Young person for clerk. Western Union office. WANTED-Man and wife. woman to do general houseworx: man to take care of horses and help about place. Reference required. Address 1908 w. jefferson Mrs. H. P. DeMund WANTED-Man of good address in PhoeniX to represent outside inter- ests. Address J. S, Republican. WANTED AT ONCE. Stenograpbcr and typewriter. Call at room s MOT ihon building. Phoenix. WANTED-Milker; not heavy work. good wages. H. H. Griest. Tempe. -Presser or young man Co learn American Cleaning Works 3S s. Center.
 WANTED-A runner for Capitol hotel. WANTED-StrOng boy or young man to make trunk boxes and assist in store. Phoenix Trunk Factory. WANTED - Soda dispenser. Must have good reference. Donofrio- Zunkel O., 32-89 F. Wash. WANTED -Presser on ladies' clothes, also to do repairing. American Cleaning Works. 3S S. Center. WANTED-Strons, -nustHug delivery boy with wheel. steady position to the right sort of a boy Apply at once at the New York store. WANTED-A seamstress at stein's. WANTED-A woman to wash half day each week. Mrs. J. A. Parks. .1o21 $. First Ave.
 D-Uncncumbered experience ed restaurant lady. SIOO day. room and board. No other need apply. Mrs. Cresop, Depot restaurant. cor ner Jackson and Center. SALESLADIES NAMED in our dry goods department. Those with ex- perience preferred. Apply this morning The Boston store. WANTED-AI AIilHner. maker. at Mrs. 6oaets. 28I East Washington St. WANTED-Ex Experienced skirt maker for ladies tailoring department. See Kalsman. at New York Store. WANTED-Gi waiter at the Garden City restaurant.
 WANTED-A first class seamstress at once. 234 West Monroe street. WANTED for farm work. Alp ply w. J. Murphy's office. WANTED-F'ive men at Fair Grounds Monday morning to lay shingles. WANTED-Laborcrs of all kinds at Jerome and Jerome Junction. Unit ed Verde Copper Co., Jerome. Ariz COOK WANTED-Woman to work from a. m. to 9 D. m., small family can room in the house if desired, good home assured Address ?. O. box 7S1
 WANTED-GirI for housework; fam fly of three. Mrs. DeMund, G2O N. Sixth St
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08
Fer Sale

commencing at 1:3O D. m. at our salesrOOm, 23 $. First ave. We will sell ? horses, rigs, harness, one dog en chickens and general lot of house. furnishings. Send in anythig you wish sold. Tel Red All. Hammond AuctiOneer
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

Hair dressing, Il South Center St.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

SITUATION wanted by Japanese. first class cook in country. Address Orihashi, California Restaurant.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

WANTED-POsition by Japanese boys. at any kind of work. Address 5O6 E. Washington, Cor. 5th St. Japa- nese club.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

HEALTHY business gentleman desires nicely furnished room with heal. close in. Address A. C. H., care Republican
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

WANTED-Young man in good health will invest time and $20OO or more capital to connect himself with good business. Address c. M. Z., Republi-
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

WANTED-Case Of cOnfinement nurs- ing. Miss Neese. Valley Lodging house, 123 w. Jefferson St.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

FOR SALE-Two residence lots, cor ner Fillmore and Eth Sts., having 100 feet frontage on 7th St. and sur rounded by some of the finest resi- dences in Phoenix. Two large palms in front, also row of ash trees. Close to town canal and car line; tributary to gas and city water mains and electric light and tele- phone lines. This is inside property and desirable for a home builder IL can be bought for less than neigh boring lots are selling for and on the instalIment or otherwise to suit pur- chaser. See the owner, Harvey J. Lee at Republican office
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

HAVE returned to Phoenix and would like to meet old customers and new at 129 $. Third Ave. Mrs. H. Watts, dTessma ker
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

WANTED-Young person for clerk
 Western Union office.
Arizona republican., 1906-11-08

UP TO DATE dressmakng at popular prices. Satisfaction guaranteed 4O1 W. Washington street