Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-08-25
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Why do you refer to his fortune as
hush money!" Wagg He made it in
soothing syrup.-Philadelphla Record
DO you leave your yaiuables in the
hotel safe when you 90 to summer
reSortE Only when l leave. Judge.
Stella--Isu't that Mr.. Bachelor Kind
and gentle? Bella--That's just the
trouble; he stands without hitching.-
Brooklyn Life.
That man has very shady business
record" Why, what has he been do
ing "He puts up awnings. "--Baltl-
more American.
Saphcdde penny for your
thoughts Miss Pert Miss Pert-They
are not worth it, | was merely think
ing Of you.--Phlladelphia Record.
Husband langrlly) i don't see why
| ever married you, You are fool.
Wife Calmly Undoubtedly, Other
wise would have refused you.-Grit.
ON An Ocean Liner The Wife
Shall l have your dinner brought to
your room, dear? Husband (reebly)--
No. Just order it thrown overheard
clipped
out Of job, eh?" "Yeh, de boss
said he was losin money on de things |
was maxim Dat SO? Wet was you
makiu'?" Mistakes. philadelphia
Press.
Dentist Urodding a patients gum in
search of Il fragment of root Funny,
don't seem to feel It. Patient (ironl-
al In spite Of the painl You're in
luck LES Annales
who is ii that robs us while we are
asieep?' asked the teacher. trying to
get the class to spell the word burg
ar" 'pe gas meter" shouted the boys
In unison. Chicago News.
Assistant This poet says that the
last two verses Of his poem may be
omitted, IL you think it is desirable.
editor III do better than that I'll
unit the whole poem. Somcryile Jour
.aaL
"Ihry found a cigar in a safe that
had fallen down five stories in san
Francisco ana wasn't the least bit dam
aged by fire" Yes I've tried TO smoke
several Of those cigars. Cleveland
Lender
Really. you know, I don't think Miss
Summergal looks Mt all athletic"
WenG" We'll, you told me she was
always engaged In some college sport
Stupid | said engaged to. phiIa-
! ielphla Press.
Mistress What made you angry with
the doctor and tell him not to come
any more2 Bridget Because he said
he thought he would send me 10 a
warmer climate, aud l am Oh ter him.
Los Angeles News.
90 you think that wealth brings
Ipncss2" NO. answered Mr. Dustin
Stax at doesn't bring happiness But
|lt gives man little bit Of option
about the Kind of worry he viii take
on - Washington star
"Fa, what's the difference between a
profession and tradeY THE man
who works at a trade quits when his
eight hours are up. The man who fol
lows profession has to keep on until
his work is done. Chicago Record
Herald
Don't you Ike TO hear the wind
whlstlmg through the woodY asked
he poctlcal one. Well replied the
practical one, III I'm cut in the forest
do: but if the wood is made up into
4 s. flute, ! can't say that ! do Yon-
GERS Statesman.
Yes" said the condesccndmE youth,
4 nm taking fencing lessons. Good
answered Farmer Corutosscl Il alus
said you was goin' to turn TT an do
,omcthln' useful What's your special
rolu' to he rail- stone or barbcd
yjrcf7 Washington Star.
well. SIR" brusquely inquired the
girls father. what can go for you1"
why err called, sir stammercd
he tuHH -utor. Ito soc u err you
fanld give assent to ny marriage to
.aur daughter" "Not - cent sir, Not
cent. GaoJd0g Scissors
a school traehnr one day during be
lnul for drawing. suggested 10 her pa
aUs That e4eh draw what be or she
would like TO o. Whcu grown up. At
boz end nc tae lesson one little girl
showed au emp.} slate. why" said
He uaalor -uf there anything gou
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