The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-12-16

make a wurrud now that viii be officially cor
rect Is TO throw lot ~ letters into his hat an
shake thin out
But I don't want to give all tn credit fr
tn measure that has made US tn akels " tn
most uninlghten9d nations in tn wurrud 70 ME
fund Ilddy. Twas Andrew Carnaygie that
put 1t up 70 him. There's a man ye'd think
ought to injye life. lie has ivrything that ought
70 make man happy. He has money, he has
lame, he has Andrew Carnaygie, an he's lit
tie def. But he isn't happy. Or he wasn't.
Wi5h ali MS gr-reat wealth, this who had
turned out millions iy gran books, steel rails,
an American wurruhn' men was sad. Whin he
cud stand his grief no longer be wint to tn Prisi
dint about 1t.
Sire says he. Don't call me that says
Tiddy; Taft Is lstenin',' he says. Excuse me-
says Andrew, thought l was at home. II ye
had beard an was more regal on tn waistline
ye'd look like him. Ye'er Excellencv I am
gloomy these days he SAYS. People envy me.
/ can see 1t in their eyes They think 7 am
happy. They little know he says. Its thrue
] have what ought to make amy man happy. I
am rich, as tn wurruld goes. 1 am gin'rous 70
fault, especially il it's me own. I am reyered in
Scotland, worshipped in New York behind ne
back, an in Homestead he Gays, they cant
speak IN ne without tears.
But, alas I am not happy This careless
exteeryor, this winnin' smile, this chest which
extends beyond tn buldIn' line, conceal q gray
an achln' heart he sevs. a secret grief IS
gnawin' az vitals. Fl, oh Sir, I cannot SPELL
be says. II We only knew tn agonies I endure
whin me brain is burnin' with thought. whin
thought Is thryIn' 10 burst out ike lava firm
Mount What -the-name-iy-it an rush 70 tn
point " me pen, TO have 10 stop he SAYS. an
Dig be says, down into me pocket an pull out
he says, little -pellin' book he saws an find
whether thought is spelled with a ] or an r he
says.
80 BE heart b'eeds good deal already. saws
IN Prisidint I've been givin' tn subject
great deal " atuntlOn T g long time since We
come in lie says. ] don't Ike 10 make up me
mind hurredly, he says. As ivrybody knows,
ID reluctant 10 act on me impulses. Make haste
slowly Il We must is me motto. But make haste.
~ race IS not often to tn slow. Tn shortest
vay acrost Is IA shortest way aerost if We know
II. I've neerd iv tn fable w tn tortoise an tn
raooit. Its d fable. Anyhow, # thrue il was
shocnn' reversal " public form. il they liver
get up a return match all me money goes on tn
rabbit. So he SAYS. havin' thurlv studied th'
question OUT he says, IT'S me determination 20
lthralo0ce tins rayform al Wanst.' he SAYS
I've been thryin' 10 do something that
vud benltlt all classes is me counthrvmen. I
myer found anything that was satisfactorily to
eli hands. What / done f'r tn poor seemed on
popular among TIP rich, an what I done f'r tn
rich seemed bad IF IN poor. i don't know why.
But spellin' rayiom is good Fl all. Firm tn
little breaker boy IN tn mines to tn coal baron
ID bis private car, firm tn plain vurrukin' man in
his comfortable flat 10 tia millionaire in his on
comfortable yacht, all have suffered FIRM this
tyranny. None have escaped th' agc-old inius-
tlce, he says, lv spellin' through with an aitch.
he says. viii Issue an edick at wanst. An
he says, all tn wuwuld viii know I done it firm
pure motive, for he SAYS. [ know iv no way
" simplifying h. wurrud ], > he says.
" An SO he done 1t. To-day tn simplest
American citizen is tn peer iv tn man that wrote
tn ditchnry No more VIII amy wan have to
bow his head in shame because he don't know
how nanny ms there ar-re in Cincinatty or how
nanny SIS in Mississippi. He puts in as NANNY
as his means will allow an let's it 90 at that
seen wan Nv Ilddy's addresses tn other dav
What does it look like? It's beautiful haven't
read anything like it since tn Sweet Singer "
Michigan died.
" What else has he done? Well, he whit
down TO Pannyma. Win he'd rayformed tn