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CINCINNATI PROVISIONS,

Cincinnati. April 20.-Flour. quiet. Provisions steady. higher: lard ss.46; Whiskey, distiilers finished goods. quiet on basis $1 2s.
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RANK CLEARINaa.
Per Cent.

New York. April 2o.-The following table shows the weekly bank clearings with the percentages of increase and decrease fer ths week ending Friday, April 2oth:
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Nrw nn.,uH,s. srcr corToN.
Nrw ORLEANS COTTON,

New 0rlesns, April 2o--Cotton quiet and wsak. Sales 1,z09 bales, including sec to arrive. Quotations 1-1sc lower: middlinE
 Futures opened unchanged to two point. down and remained quiet until sfter the noon eau when the heavy bull leaders went te the support of the market and forced pricee up 1t@f3 points. The closing was firm within q point or two of the top, April to August inclusive made net gains of n to l3 points, september [. October 40 and December H.
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NAVAL STORES.
G0VannaF

,tssSy ssa ,ass .,sp HpF Tece,ps 4IO sSD
 Resin firm; sales sss; receipts l.ss5; ship ments 50; stock 44,525. Quote: ABC SS.7Si s4 Sc I s4 30; K I5. Is; M s5. s6: N s5.se: VIC S5. 80; wv S5.A5.
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papa-It the teacher satisfied with

youf
 Toby-oh, quite. Papa--Did he tell you sof , ,,nn he said to me the other day "if sII M my scholars were like you would shut up my school this very day" That shows that Iknow enough.--Indianar polls star.
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xru, vopr rorrox rurv,Rrs.

New York. April 2e.-Cotton futures on
 e New York Cotton Exchange today open and closed steady. Quotations ranged as
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Some people buy stun merely es- cause it Is expensive.
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900, aUainst i.5s4.ooe last week. l:23s,ooo last var and 1.so7.oeo year before iasf as sbove shows . decrease compared wit1 lest wseh Of 1os.sst. sn increase compareo comDered with year before last of l.4oe.sta.
 Of the wor1d's visible supply of cotton as snevs thsrs h now sfio,t and held tp ,oI arss' coo assinst 2,eis.ooo last year and 1.74o.ooo year before last: !. EgyRs n4ooo sainst ,ss, sotoeo iu India i.o4s.00o. against 75s.ooo last year and 4Ss,oo0 year before last; and ns in tns ens last year and e35.ooo year before last.
 COMPARATIVE COTTON STATEMENT.
 New York, April 20.--Following is the comparative cotton statement for the wees ending Friday. April 20:
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 11vsr Rsresa&A
 flor uexf two daya.) The Coosa and Alabama will continue to fall slowly.
 Weather CondltlonA.
 (For Past 24 hours-s
 Generally falr weather has coutiHued east of the Mississippi River. except that light showers have occurred fin New York and New EnEisnd, under influence of shallow berometric depression over the upper st. Lawrence Valley. Another area of relative iy low pressure moving slowly eastward over Southern Texas Aas caused moderately heavy rains tp periods of that state, with moderate rains in Oklahoma, and etpowefs northward to Missouri and eastward tb Lou fstana, As this area of low pressure drifts eastward. it will cause increasing c1oudi- ness In this section with showers tonight or Saturday. Generally fair weather prevAiin in the upper Mississippi and upper Missouri Valleys and over the Rocky Mountain and Pacific coast districts. upder influence of an area of high bsremetsr extending from Washington southeast to western Texas. aBd which Is giving moderately cold weafher from Utah east to Nebraska. Temperatures have changed but slightly in southern central. and eastern districts.
 COTTON REGION BULLETIN. For the 24 hours ending 2 .. m.. 18th meridian tfma.
 Montsomery Ala, April 90, 1ses
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MARKET FOR COTTON
AFTER AN EARLY DREAK THE RULING
 IS HIN. sales for tho Dsy. Nstimatsd. st 3ee.eee 0nles and at tho Cleo Net Gains 0f to 10 RolntB are
 RhOWn.

New York. April eo.--The cotton market was less active than yesterday and after an early break ruled firmer with the ctose st an advance of 7@io points sales for ths day were estimated ct 100000 bales. The opeains vas steady st decline of s0s points on the old crop months to an edvAuce of one and two points on the new crop which was relatively steady: notwithstand- ing the favorable weather. Cables were just about as due on the New York close of yes terday.
 The stock market ssemed to be actins steadier and prices here advanced to . net gain of about 20s points soon after the call on covering of short: and little bull suport. But the bulge attracted renew al Of Wall Street iiauidation also further selling for short account by local beara and prices sagged off during the middle of the Inoraine. reaching 2 net loss of about s07 ing at II. .oa and July at 1o.ss or ss@3I points below the high level of last Tuesday. smaller and the market rallied sharpiy in the late trading on reports of firm spot of bull support and fepcrts that the bulls would take vp all csttoa tea4srad on May contracts toward tho eloss Of next week. The close was steady n tone and at prac- ttcaliy the htKbo0t u0Im& e the Aay.
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NEW ORLEANS SUGAR.

steady; open kettle centrifugal SIS @sMo; centrifugal whitas sA Q4c; yelIows s& Q 13-16c: seconds 2@3hc.
 Molasses. nominal open kettle 179Soei centrifugal T@20c.
 Syrup. nominal; e5 93oe.
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!. Hams---nore-.l4, l4,se,.- oshsrs. 1ass . a4e.

assIa sas aas ssSs. s:s m s:ss is s. ..s sss fs:a as,,sss:sdI saisa s7 .oo: sacks $500: cotton sssd saisssi
 Fruit and produss-Rsq ana ysliow onions
 Missisa SSshs sosd. :SSs sseen-heads rs ss. crate: california ns orsnsss
 ss .ssg MSlts psa; si.is eashel; second crep, Hliss miumph
 ssshs spP: u ans sns sasss. .ns fancy H. F. peanuts se ib;. choice peanuts s scsD espss sa % s a%sna. li& iss Irsss sasi s,s M medium size l2hc; heavy weight Malaga s'Hakid Hakides-pry Hints lsMe; dry saltsd l4o;
 Wooi-cIear sss to s4a
 csickens-Hsns 4oe: fryers sse: sroi,sss ssSaSs; Sanssd aood.-shmon ehum. n.oo, pfnks si no: Columbia River si 50: socfeyss :ais .frans ,DoassS o,:sr pss VI s9a sss; sS. see hsh. wsisht sse doA ssa ssIsp ss cssin ssoas s.sa: i :i. .ssa
 sSsar@arsnsiatsd Exc: ?. Y. c. sKa
 sssdMkys sSR.rk su'sif # pss pss bushsl wh... ,i barley si; crims son clover 12c; aflafa i'4 2oc per lb.: onion sets white skin s3; pearl s3; blue grass IS O 1sc.
 ST. LOUIS CLOSING MARKETS.
 St. Louis, April 20.-The St. Louis grain markets today ranged as follows, May 7sM: range 77A to Tsk@7s%. sls ssptembsr sgnsb g75 biG: GnTs sanss sia IS 7sa.
 Corn:-- 9uis nss .l .is: range range sia S.ts" ts" to AZ. september AZ; range AZ to 4S. ., May s2; range 22. t- July 31k. September 29&. 2.
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CON6pARATIyE COTTON STATEMENT.

This year. Laat YtHF. Net receipts at all United qtatss ports during ..aea, Total receipts since Sep
 tember lst .. .. .7,02i5lS SS6@.5s Exports for week .. i0I.32s l2IIss Total experts since 9ep- tember 1st .... ., ..5.321,Ses s.64f,sss Stock at all United StateA
 ports .... etfotf psS-'o s'oex eown. Al a" '" 12s.22s Soo,ooi Stock at Liverpool fsb.oVo Stock of Amer fear afioat
 for Great Britain .... 2lLooo WEEKLY INTERIOR COTTON TOWNS.
 New York April 20. 19o6
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ST. LOUIS PRODUCE.

St. Louis. April so:-Fiour steady. Whiskey steady $f S2
 Pork, lower; Jobbing s1s. 10,
 Lard, lower; prime steam $s 22h. Dry salt meats steady; boxed extra shorts Bacon steady; boxed extra shorts se.T1; clears $1o. %; short clear SIC. 12h.
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STATEMENT or The American credit-Indenlnity Co.,, or NEW YORK. AS OF DECEMBER si. 1905.
ABATEMENT or
or NEW YORK.


 RESOURCES. stocks and bonds owned ..... .s1.ss5.oS. .ss Instrest and rents due and ac- ,... .. Nst premiums in course of coliec- ton not over three months ,,. cash in office ana in banks 1o5. ts2 3s Qsposit in Attorneys hands.... - Ses.ve pxon1ium notes octsii.Vs 4Eents Advances against Com .o... .o value ',f of Accounts owned ". so.s72. 90 
 Total assets .. .... .s2. 32i. e35. a
 LIABILITIES. Reserve for reinsurance .....,S 5ts. v Reserve for outstanding losses 205,ss4.e All other liabilities. viz'
 sCommisSf0ns .....s. Ss'Sao- se Net Surplus sSv'veS.@~~ Capital Stock ..'. i,VVo.vV"-VV Total liabilities .... ....ss22l,o35.ss .ss 1HE AMERICAN CREDIT INDEMNITY COMPANY OF NEW YORK. s N. PHELAN. E. M TREAT.
 President Secretary. ao2 Broadway, New York City.
 Cor. Broadway and Locust St.
 St Louis. Mo
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WiImington, N. e., April 20.--s

wilmington, N. C., April 2o;-spirits tur- Rosin. nothing doing; receipts AA. Tar firm Sl. so receipts H. Crude turpentine firm $2,sO; *a'fe anu $5. 25; receipts 23.
 Charleston. S. C., April ao.-Turpentins and rosin. nothing doing.
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ACT TODAY. DO IT NOW
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New Orleans. April 3e.-Cotton futures on the New Orleans Cotton Exchange tedas
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Grain and Produce.

TREASURY BALANCES. Washington. April 20.-Today's treasury balances Sl60,236, ss5; gold $7S,6oT,172
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LOCAL COTTON MARKET. Spot eotton ln tho Mantgomery market
 was quoted .ns follows todny:
 Nissi,.n ssEsSs m'adlns ........ .'.iiiEcc
 ssIscs 8S 0SqoHmg .i9 io-iec A-SW Ms~B .-...f ...,. ..fvsec
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Total today. at ali ports. net 17.7s1; ship- ments to Great Britain 2.3so: to continent GASP; to Japan 2.25+: stock e7I.s1A:
 Consolidated at all ports, net eT.BSs; ship ments to Great Britain t2.ss4; to France 2.7o2: to continent ss.s35; to Japan 2.3oA
 Total since Sept. 1. at all ports net f,e2f- SIS; shipments to Great Britain s.5oT. sT3: to France s1i.6oT to continent 2.102.1se; to Japan 103.67l: to Mexico 2,76L
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MEMPHIS COTTON OIL.
NEW ORLEANS COTTON OIL

New 6rIeans. April 70 Cotton seed oil Itsady; prime refined in barrels s5 he. prime -~sada loose 3Le.
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Ipterior Movement.
UrEKIY corroN STATISTICS.

New York. April 2o.-The following sta tistics on the movement of cotton for the week ending Friday ADrn 20. were com
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Brought Into sight thus q, ono s.,
 far for season .. ..9.TI@l+e ll'os''S''
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ALA B A N A GEOGRAPHY

shsuad ns stuaieA ly every catS- nen ek Alahana. It sh9nlA he tnught to the ehfl4xen, both n tAe school rossn and a< Aems as : . matter of Axst fmDortAnce. Ore of the HEST AND EASIEST ways to learn ALABAMA en- oGRAHHY ia to seuuxs
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
THEIR FIRST ten YEARS
DR.. and Mrs. B. a. Bobb Informall.
Entertain Thirty Guests at
Their Tin Wedding.

Having spanned successfully and
the first ten years OF their
married life DR.. and Mrs. B. A.
Bobb celebrated the event informally
at their pleasant home on Fifth
Avenue west and Sanhorn street Fri
day evening, in which Thirty Of their
friends participated. While the
aluminium invitation cards am
nounced a reception as the reason for
the gathering there were some who
remembered the date of their mar
riage and wisely arrived at the decis-
ION that a tin wedding was about
due. The guests prepared them
selves with all kinds of tlnware and
the presents were presented inform
ally with many laughing and happy
suggestions.
The anu sements were of a charac-
ter that the guests enjoyed some fif-
teen or twenty years ago. and they
entered into them with the same
joyous spirit that they did before
assuming the cares and responsible
ties Of a holue. The usual penalties
however, were omitted.
When the refreshments We're served
instead of china and cut glass anC
silverware. nothing but. tinware wa
used.
The evening resulted in one o
great pleasure to those who wer'
hidden to the feast and amusements
and they All voted the first tel
years OF the married life Of Dt. ant
Mrs. Both highly successful anC o.
departing assured them that the hop
was abundant that they would live t
celebraU. tneir golden anniversary.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28

the end OF the structure. a hand
some piece OF scroll work adolns the
entrance that is a beautiful thing,
while i'm the balcony or the west and
the Lalcony on the south special and
appropriate designs Of wreaths are
set out in a BACKGROUND of red that
form an attractive picture.
On the interior a brilliant scene
greets the eye beneath the brilliant
glare OF over a thousand electric
lights. The posts and beams are
covered with red cloth and these are
decorated with corr buttons, ears
OF corn. and with sugar cane. The
ceiling is draped with gay colored
bunting with handsome effect 10 long
rich folds, which adds much to the
scene. The proscenium arch has
been improved in the way of corn
decorations and the grand word Of
"Welcome" has been worked out in
cornracross the..arch, while the sides
are made more effective by the addi-
tion Of corn.
The immense blilding reflects the
magnificent crop that has been rails,
ed in South Dakota and during the
week 1T will be visited by thousands
of people who will carry home i'm
pressions of South Dakota's great
ness in the crop producing business
that will be lasting.
The building is l42 feet long ane
125 feet wide. with a seating capacit,
of 5000 people and is the largest au
ditorium in the northwest. Las
year its great capacity was atteste'
every day ans the indications poin
to even a larger attendance this year
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
DAKOTA MID%LANDpRosPEcTs
L. R. Giddings, President of the New
Company, in Conference
with L. w. Seaman.

L. r. G%iddings, president Of the
Dakota Midland Railroad Co spent
the day in the city and left Friday
evening for st. Paul. Mr.. Giddings
vas in conference with l. w. Seaman
during the day in reference to the
route that the roaG is TO take up in
this portion OF the state. He will
remain at st. Paul until the 25tb,
when he goes to New York and will
return to the sanity city fer the
election of the officers of the COM
pany that ecu Oct. j.
The Dakota Midland is a projected
line of road starting from LeHiars,
Iowa, and is building up through
the soutberG portion of The state,
the right OF way having been secured
already UP to Memo in Hutchinson
county. Mr.. Seaman siid at present
the surveyors are at work about l3
miles southeast Of Mitchell. A sec
ond line is to be run west from Sioux
Falls and connect up with the Le-
Mars line in the northern part OF the
state. Mr.. Seaman is of the opinion
that there is a strong possibility Of
securing the Sioux Falls extension to
come via Mitchell, and this phase OF
the matter was talked with Mr..
Giddings and he was assured that be
would receive the hearty support OF
the citizens of this city.
MIR. Seaman next week will go GU,
west and south with the chief en-.
gineer and a corps of surveyors tl
look over the country.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
OPENING SOCIAL EVENT
Two Christian Associations Gave
Reception for New College
Students Saturday.

Saturday evening the Young
Women's and Young Mems Christian
Associations of the University gave
their annual joint reception to the
new students. The parlors, dining
hall and other rooms, on the first
and second floors Of Memorial hall,
which had been very tastefully ar
ranged and decorated by the CON-
mittee, we're filled by the happy
groups OF students and their friends.
The program, which was planned to
get the young people acquainted,
was a complete success.
The guests we're first directed to
the parlors. where they we're made
to feel at home by the hearty greet
ing of TIVE older students and then
passed on to lhe ''ball game Here
each young man tossed a ball over a
curtain and was rewarded by the
company Of the young lady who
; caught it on the other side. In the
next room the couples spent a few
moments in guessing advertisement;
which had been pinned about On the
walls, and then we've conducted t
the ''fate room,'' where new part.
ners were chosen in the dark. Mex
! came the conversation room Wher,
the ''faculty." ''lecture coulse'' an(
other interesting topics we're dis
cuSsed.
Partners were again changed il
the s'color loomn and from here TIL,
guests passed on into the next 1907
where flappe was served by TN
young ladies. Tie journey ended il
the ''menagerie. the large dini1li
hall having been cleared Tor this pur
pose. Here each was given
tablet, pencil and the name o
some animal whose picture be was eX
pecied to draw in the tablets Of tn
Others. After various games AN
all had glthered in this room, Mis-
Grace Nicholson rendered a yer
J pleasing piano solo, which vas 10.
lowed by a short address Of welcom
; by Miss Vina Baker. president {
the Y. W. z. A., a much appreciate
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
South Dakota Business College
Mitchell, S. D.

Virgil d. Boyles, court reporter
for fourth judicial circuit, principal
OF Shorthand Department.
e. w. Boyles, for ten years book
keeper and stenographer in Omaha,
principal of Commercial Department.
Frank l.. Brown, eleven years as
operator i'll the government, rail-
road and commission service, princi-
pal of 'relegraphy Department.
Miss Kate l}oyies with many years
experience as Instructor in the city
schools OF NanIlon and Other places.
principal OF the English Department.
a PRACTICAL BUSINESS COL.
LE6E THAT TEACHES PRACTI
CAL BUS1N ESs MET uODS.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
The Stag Reception.

Friday evening the Y. M. G. a..
gave their ''Stag'' RECEPTION in the
college chapel. An exciting evening
was spent at various athletic stunts
and games. After the final event
the guests we're treated to apples and
%''mother's doughnuts" and were
then ready for the short program
which consisted of a few remarks by
DR.. Nicholson and Prof. Jayne, a Sc
lection by the quartet, a reading by
Mr.. just, and a greeting in behalf Of
the Y. M. G. A. by the president.
Mr.. Roland Davis.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28

crawled up to the side Of the build
ing and burned away a portion of the
roof. When Young Nelson was
awakened by tie smoke III his room
he naturally thought there was a bad
fire and turned in the alarm. The
fire department got there IN as quick
a time as possible and subdued the
flames before they spread very far.
The plant is in just as good working
order as before, for the fire did not
reach that portion of the building
where the pump is located.
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selection by the Y. M. c. A. qaurtet
and a few pleasant and helpful re-
marks by Dr.. Nicholson. After
singing a stanza Of "God be with
you till we meet again. the gather
ing broke up with every n Of the
three hundred and fifty guests hav-
ing spent an evening that will be
remembered as one OF the bright
spots in his college days.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
THE HANDsoMEsT YET
The 1905 Corn Palace Conceded to b.
the Handsomest Building of
Any Years.

When the finishing touches were
put on the corn palace building Sat
urday evening the general ve171ct
was that Decorator Robe has pro.
duced the handsomest building that
he has YET decorated since tie first
one of 1892. The Distinguishing
marks made by theuse OF the differ
emit colo,s of corn brings it out In the
strongest possible manner The col
ors are not massed in such great pro-
fusion as has been the case in former
years, and with the closer mixture
OF red, yellow aud white corn makes
the roloring OF tue building much
stronger.
What is particularly striking in
the way OF DESIGNS is the work OF the
large panels at each of the entrances
on the south and west sides, extend
ing from the sidewalk to the top Of
the building. These are done off in
squares set in with diamond shaped
figures of red, white and yellow corn,
with some strawberry corn that
blends in rich harmony. The prevail
ence of so many four-leafed clover de
signs gives the omen Of success to the
palace building. Over the entrances
the designs of squares reflect much
beauty in the manner i'm which The
color scheme has been worked out.
The eight towers are treated with
greater effect this year, the designs
at the top being stronger and cover
ing the surface more thoroughly
Three of the towers at the top arc
covered with wheat or oat heads anC
the rest lave corn decorations. The
designs from there to the grount
form very pretty and intricate fig
ures which are carried out WHOLLY
with solid corn effects. And all owe.
the south and west sides Of the struc
ture there is a greater body OF con
than heretofore, which adds mucl
richness to the building in general
On the west side of the building
the designs are more Of less OF tn
same nature OF those on the sout
side, being carried to d rich finale a
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
EARLY Morning Fire.

a lire occurred at the water works
Monday morning at a little before 5
o'clock, which, however, resulted in
no damage to the pumping appara-
tus. The fire originated in an ash
heap, which stands too close to the
frame building on the south side OF
the works Some live Goals i9nited
with the wood work and the flames
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
For Sale.

Purebred Poland China hogs. Males
of all ages; yearling sows bred for
early fall filters. | also have a NUM-
Der OF Aberdeen Angus bulls and %
cows and heifcrs which 1 will price
reasonable. w. A. Getty, Mitchell,
S D..
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1906-09-28
WAS A VERY SICK BOY
But Cured by Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.

Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
"When my boy was two years old
he had a very severe attack of bowel
complaint, but by the use of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrh-
oea Remedy we brought him out all
right" says Maggie Hickox, OF Mid
land, Mich. This remedy can be
depended upon in the most severe
cases. Even cholera infantum is
cured by it. Follow the plain
printed directions and a cure is GER
tain. For sale by all druggists.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1906-05-11

In galloping around enc rings the
horses splash mud and water clear to
the reserved seats. The riders of the
horses have to come out in rubber
hunting boots and when they get on
the horses we have to pull their boots
off and hold them until the act is
over, then the riders sit on the horses
and pull the boots on and get down in
the mud of the ring and bow to the
audience.
The women riders are the worst to
wear rubber boots. cause they fall
down in the mud and spoil their
dresses and kick scandalous. The
trapeze performers have to be carried
out of the dressing room on stretchers,
and hoisted up to the net, cause they
cant do stunts up on the trapeze with
wet feet, and we have worked our
selves TO death getting things in shape.
The COMPOUNDED elephants just glory
IN the mud, and the minute they get
In the ring they all lay down and roll
in the mud and water, so when they
are ready to do their act they look
like walking mud pies. The freaks are
awful to handle, the giant being the
only one that can wade through and
look pleasant, and the fat woman
would make you weary. she has to be