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tendance during the past term. Miss Elsie Russell, who has taught this room for the past two years, will not return another year, as she intends to go to Drexel institute, Philadelphia, where she will take the normal course in domestic science.
 Ralph G. Gold was painfully in- jured last Thursday while in swim ming at the Warrenville pond at the Springs. He jumped on a broken bottle and cut deep gash about five inches long in the bottom of his foot. He was attended by Dr. O. B. New ton, and it required 8 number of stitches to close the wound. The ac- cident prevented him from participa- ting in the graduating exercise of the high school with his class, of which he was valedictorian.
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HOME NEWS.
NOTICES.

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 They say that Parizeau's Ice Cream this year Is better than ever. He secures his cream from the Somers creamery. Orders by telephone promptly delivered. Call 12-5.
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been In good circumstances, but In
stead of that you and the Mexicans
are hunting me with soldiers He
said; I never gave any such orders;
the troops at Fort Apache, who spread
this report, knew that it was untrue
Then / agreed to go back with him to
San Carlos.
1T was hard for me to believe him
at that time Now | know that what
he said was untrue, and | firmly be-
lieFe that he did issue the orders for
me to be put in prison or to be killed
in case | offered resistance.
1--WE started with all our tribe to go
with Gen. Crook back to the United
States, but | feared treachery and con-
cluded to remain in Mexico. We were
not under any guard at this time.
The United States troops marched in
front and the Indians followed, and
when we became suspicious we turned
back. / do not know how far the
United States army went after myself
and some warriors turned back before
we were missed, and do not care.
Capt. LaWton in the Field.
Soon Gen. Miles was made COM
mander of all the western posts, and
troops trailed us continually. They
were led by Capt Lawton, who had
good scouts. The Mexican soldiers
also became more active and more
numerous. We had skirmishes almosu
every day, and so We finally decided
to break up into small bands. With
six men and four women | made for
the range of mountains near Hot
Springs, New Mexico. We passed
many cattle ranches, but had no trou-
BILE with the cowboys. We killed cat
tie to eat whenever we were in need
of food, but we frequently suffered
greatly for water At one tine we
had no water for two days and nights
and our horses almost died from thirst.
We ranged in the mountains OF New
Mexico for some time; then, think
ing that perhaps the troops had left
Mexico, we returned. On our return
through Old Mexico we attacked every
Mexican found, even IL for no other
reason than to kill. We believed they
had asked the United States troops to
come to Mexico to fight us.
South of Casa Grande, near a place
called by the Indians Gosoda, there
was road leading out from the town
There was much freighting carried on
by the MeXicans over this road
Where the road ran through noun
tain pass we stayed in hiding, and
whenever Mexican freighters passed
we killed them, took what supplies
we wanted and destroyed the remand
or. We were reckless of our lives
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Jim WAS WISE.

An excited, middle-aged aoy
bounced into the local police 5talion
the other day and accosted the III
spector on duty.
where's my JIM she demanueo'
BEG pardon, madam-dog' pre-
sume?" said the officer.
Don't you dare to presume notnihs
of the kind" snapped the lady DOB
indeed No, sir, husband-my nus
band. He's missing, disappeared oe-
camped-"
you don't say So!
But Id have you to understand that
| do say so, young man. How dafe
you sit there and fatty contradict
ratepayer-leastways, the lawful VIE
of one. I'll report you, sir. DO you
hear that? I'll report you! Where 5
my husband?'
"My dear madam
How dare you call me your dear
madaf? Do you think l come here TO
be insulted? l tell you my husband
has decamped, and you sit there like
a dummy! What do you think OF
that?"
well, madam" responded the po-
lite inspector, Il haven't the pleasure
Of your husbands acquaintance, but l
should say he's a very wise man. Con-
stable Blunt, show this lady out"
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because We felt that every mans hand
was against us. II we returned to the
reservation we would be put in prison
and killed II We stayed in Mex.
leo they would continue = send sol
dicrs to fight us, SO We gave no quar-
ter to any one and asked no favors
After some time we left Gosoda
and soon were reunited with oet .ribe
in the Sierra dc AuuneG mountains.
Skirmshing Every Day.
Contrary 10 our cNpeo atoms the
United states soldiers had not left
the mountains in Mexico and We're
soon trailing ms and skirm shing with
us almost every day. Four or i've
times they surprised our camp. one
time they surprised us about nine
our horses TO in uumbevl and secured
our store Of dried meats We also
lost three Indians in this encounter.
About the middle of the afternoon OF
the same day we attacked them from
the rear rs they we're passing throlgh
prairie Killed one soldier, but ,ost
uoue ourselves In this slirmish ee
recovered all our horses except three
that belonged to me The three horses
tia We did not recover were the best
gding Aorses We had
Sccn after this scouts from Capt
swton's troops told lis that he vi he'd
| ID make ! treaty NTH Us but | AurA
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that Gen. Miles was the chief Of the

that Gen. Miles was the chief Of the
American troops, and I decided to
treat with him.
Il sent my brother Perico white
Horse) with Mr.. George Wrattan on
to Fort Bowie to see Gen. Miles and
to tell him that We wished to return
to Arizona; but before these messen-
gers returned I met two Indian scouts
-Kayitah, Chokonen Apache, and
Marteen, Nedni Apache. They were
serving as scouts for Capt. Lawton s
troops. They told me that Gen. Miles
had come and had sent them to ask
me to meet him. So l went to the
camp Of the United States troops to
meet Gen. Miles.
Gen. Miles Promises.
when l arrived at their camp
went directly to Gen. Miles and told
him how / had been wronged and |
wanted to return to the United States
with my people, as we wished to see
our families, who had been captured
and taken away from us. Gen. Miles
said to me: The president of the
United States has sent me to speak to
you. He has heard Of your trouble
with the white men, and says that II
you will agree to a few words of treaty
we need have no more trouble. &C.
ronimo if you will agree to few
words of treaty all will be satisfac-
torily arranged
Then he talked with me for long
time and told me what he would do
for me in the future if | would agree
to the treaty. | did not hardly believe
Gen Miles, but because the president
of the United States had sent me word
| agreed to make the treaty and to
keep it. Then l asked Gen. Miles what
the treaty would be. Gen Miles said
to me: i will take you under govern
ment protection. ! will build you a
house. | will fence you much land.
| will give you cattle, horses, mules
and farming implements. You Will be
furnished with men to work the farm,
for you yourself will not have to work.
In the fall | will send you blankets
and clothing, so that you will not SUIT
fer from cold in the winter time.
"There is plenty Of timber, water
and grass In the land to which Will
send you. You will live with your
tribe and with your family. If you
agree to this treaty you shall see your
family within five days.
Agreed to Make Treaty.
II said to Gen. Miles: All the OIL
GERS that have been in charge of the
Indians have talked that way, and 1t
| sounds like a story to me; hardly
believe you He said: This time 1t
is the truth | said: Gen. Miles, |
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AN ELUcIDATION.

"Ah!" sighed the poet, she comes
and goes, uncertain, evanescent; now
appearing, now vanishing; now charm
ing us with her wiles and ways, and
casting over our hearts the spell OF
her presence, Turing us and leading US
on to believe that she Is ours forever;
again Fastening from us just when our
clasp grows warm, just when we have
come to know the dulcet sweetness OF
her voice; as tickle as shadow, as"
What in the world IS he talking
about?' asked the large lady with the
purple beads, in the rear seat.
"a cook, think" offered the other
large lady with the turquois. rings
and the new orgnette.-Judge.
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do not know the laws of the white
man, nor OF this new country where
YOU are 10 send me, and | might break
their laws. He said: While l live
YOU will not be arrested Then |
agreed TO make the treaty Since |
have been a prisoner of war l have
been arrested and placed in tho guard
house twice for drinking whisky
We stood between his troopers and
my warriors We placed a large stone
on the blanket before us. Our treaty
was made by this stone. and It vas
10 last till the stone should crumble
to dust, so we made the treaty, ana
bound each other with an oath
Il do not believe that l have ever
violated that treaty, but Gen. Miles
never fulfilled his promises,
When we had made the treaty
Gen Miles said TO me- My brother.
YOU have In your mind how YOU are
going to xiii men, and other thoughts
OF war. want you to put that out Of
your mind and change your thoughts
to peace.
Then agreed and gave up my arms
said. / will quit the warnath and
| live at peace hereafter.
Then Gen Miles swept y spls d
ground clear with his hand and sad
| Your past deeds SHALL he wiped %
| like this and you Mil s.sr. "a
ata'"
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ReVenqe.

The reporter had been sent to get
an interview out of the noted burglar
who had been caught in the act and
was behind the bars at the police sta
ton.
THE boys say you put up a pretty
stiff fight, Bill" said the reporter.
I'D like to have your version Of the
affair, 1t ought to make good story
It'll make good story, all right
sullenly answered Bill, "but I'll see
you in Pittsburg before I'll give It to
your paper. 1t was in your society
columns that l saw the item that the
Thompsons had shut up their house
and gone away for the summer-and
they hadn't. "-Chicago Tribune.
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Naturally She Was SURPRISED.

why, papa said the fair girl,
wasn't that singular"
Wasn't what Singular" the old
gentleman asked, as he examined the
railway tickets which he had just
purchased
"The man at the window was actu-
ally polite, and he didn't seem to think
it impertinent of us to want to ride on
this road. ''-Chicago Record-Herald
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Papa's Wisdom.

What do you suppose your father
would say if we We're to elope?" asked
the poor but proud young man.
"Oh," REPLIED the pretty girl in the
hammock, he wouldn't say a word"
Are you sure he Wouldn't" queried
the y. m. anXiously.
Yes" answered the p. 6. He'd
simply move away ana forget to leave
his address. Chicago Daily News.
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In Exclamation.

Aren't you sometimes remorseful
over the way you have crushed out
your rivals in business?"
MY dear sir" answered the BIZ
lionaire, Il did nothing to my rivals
that they would not have done to me
il they had thought of it FIRST :
Washington Star
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Place for Everything.

Patience-So you don't like frogs
legs
Patrice-Oh. think they're all right
n their place.
And where is their place. rs~'
"On the rogs,"-Yonkers States
mar.
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The Pace That Kills.

You were very successful in mo-
nopolizing your line of trade"
Il was answered Mr. Cumrox Il
put in my life killing competition in
order that the other members of my
family might put in their lives killing
time. Washington Star.
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just Alike.

There are lovers leaps all over
the country, aren't they?'
Yes, the aboriginal maiden was JUS.
like her civilized sister"
In what respect"
She always jumped at the frs.
chance Houston Post.
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Those Dear Girls.

Il am not anxious to marry" said
the girl who was beginning to be not
so young. Il am fully able to fight
life'S battles alone
But how Go you know that when
you have never had an engagement"
asked the young widow,-Chicago
Daily News.
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Eccentric.

what an eccentric person old man
Wappleton is"
Eccentric? l have never noticed
ANYTHING queer about him.
Haven't you? Why he's always
saving something good about some
body."-Chicago Record-Herald.
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The san Francisco Bulletin says
that the average woman would rath.
{: Nave her husband pat her cheek
than give her $1,000"
Well. guess the average husband
No.ld rather do it"-Houston Post
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inexpensive, But

Oldun-I just paid $50 for a new
set of teeth. How do you like them?
Youngun-Oh, they look all right.
But why didn't you call on Jones and
get a full set inserted free?
Oldun--Why, | didn't know Jones
was a dentist.
Youngun-He isn't, but he keeps a
savage dog.-Chicago Daily News
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Extremes Meet.

First Prisoner-What are you here
'or?
Second Prisoner-Fast riding. What
are you here for?
SLOW riding.
How that?"
Il ran off with a bicycle. '-CasselFs
Journal.
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Almost Fearless,

Il want woman to make balloon
ascensions; she must be totally de-
void of fear"
Il know just the woman you want"
rs she fearless?"
The only thing on earth that she
fears is a mouse"
We'll take her; we don't expect the
impossible. Houston Post
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Look Ahead.

There a sob and a sigh
And Il doubt for tomorrow,
4 Clou i IN the sky
And cup filed with sorrow,
For the man who looks back
On the hopes that are dead,
Forgetting the ones
That are lying ahead.
milwaukee Sentinel.
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Worked Before Eatinu.

DO you ever take any exercise
after a hearty meal, my man." asked
the lady at the back door, with an eye
in the direction of her wood-pile.
do I?' replied the tramp between
bites. why, ma'am, I've been walk
ing all morning after this one!"--
Yonkers Statesman.
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Around.

How is the arm you injured the
other evening, Mr.. Swift"
"Oh. it is able to be around"
"Now, Mr.. Swift, if you don't stop
squeezing me I'll call mamma. -
Houston Post.
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True.

do you think women control thei.
tongues better than menu
Sure. / never yet saw a man who
could control womanS tongue. -
Milwaukee Sentinel.
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Wasted Endeavor.

The waves keep breaking on the shore
With resonant and rhythmic stroke.
They still break on with ruthless roar
Though all of us long since were broke.
-Washic gton Star.
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DIFFERENT Metho DIS.

She-l always Judge man Nv
the looks Q. his shoes. Don't yous
He-Well, think his head is some
thing Of an Indicator. -Detrnit Free
Press
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NJ atural.

Did | not love my neighbC
AS myself I'd be a churl;
Because you see my nelghbC-
Is a very pretty girl.
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Realism overthrous Roma,.icisr

The Romantic One-How poeticasay
beautiful Is The evening dew.
The Practical One-Yes, you nigh,
call i the sweat or the brow 0, the
bill.--N Y Sun
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Agreed to Make Treaty.

Il said to Gen Miles: All the OIL
GERS that have been in charge of the
Indians have talked that way, and 1t
sounds like a story to me; | hardly
believe you He said: This time it
is the truth. / said Gen. Miles, l
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SIR THOMAS OPENS A FAIR.
It's q shamrock One for the Benert OF
the CarmeIites' School.

It's q shamrock One for the Benent OF
the CarmeIites' SchOOI.
Sir Thomas Upton opened the Shamrock
Fair last night at the Carmel Priory, S3s
East Twenty-ninth street, and many other
prominent Irish men and women attended
Mayor Fitzgerald of Boston and Senator
Thomas Grady spoke. Countess Annie
Leary had a booth and brought a party Of
friends for the opening. Mrs. A. l.. Ash
man and eight young women ran the other
booths. Father Livingston. rector Of st.
Gabriel's, and the Rev. NJ. j. O'Byrne,
o. C. c., were present as guests OF the Rev.
j. L. McCabe. o. @. c., pastor Of the parish.
Shamrock was much in evidence, from
the big green banner over the stage to
little Miss Josephine Barrett, who came
out with the green wreathed about her,
and sang ireland, I love Thee" Her
song would nave lone taller colleens credit.
Senator Grady spoke a word for the parish
school. For my part" said he, I'm
pretty rusty nov in arithmetic, and as for
my handwriting, it's got q that I believe
it takes a genius to decipher 1t, but never,
since l left school at the age OF 14-with
the full consent OF my teachers-have 1
forgotten the moral lessons / learned there.
Don't take me to mean that I've always
kept them; I've just remembered them"
The boy from the parish school, said the
Senator, though he must struggle with
temptations like other boys, would not
give up TO them, because he would keep
the teachings Of his school days in his
memory.
Mayor fitzgerald told Of the Irish in
New England and their progress. He
hoped that New Workers would subscribe
generously in the interest Of the school
for which the fair was held.
The formal opening Of the fair was left
to Sir Thomas Upton. He said: -Your
city Ia fortunate In being 80 we'll looked
after by such schools as this, fitting and
equipping children for the battle OF life.
You are fortunate in having here such a
pastor as my good friend Father McCabe.
He is an old friend Of mine. I met him
some years z crossing the Atlantic. when
he raised a subscription for a woman re-
turning with several children to the old
country. The woman believes that the
money from that subscription saved her
life.
Il am gratihed in opening a shamrock
fair. Probably you know that / arr inter-
ested in Shamrocks myself. I am still
in the Shamrock raising business. Soon /
hone to have another specimen. Nothing
will be spared to make the next Shamrock
the fastest boat afioat. My one ambition
is TO be ruler OF the sea. / Hope that the next
lucky variety. A short rest in its original
land would do the cup a world Of good
Other guests present were Mrs. Sewering,
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry JOYCE, Miss Judd, Mr..
and Mrs: Grace, Mrs. W. j. Moore and Mrs.
r. j. Collice.
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LINERS 6 DAYS IN COMPANY.
NoOrdam Maintains Her Slender Lead
Over the KrOOnland,

The Red Star liner Kroonland, from
Antwerp, and the Holland America steam
ship Noordam, from Rotterdam, passed
in at the Hook yesterday afternoon within
fifteen minutes of each other, the Noordam
leading. They had been in company
sometimes not more than a mile apart,
since the Kroonland sighted the Noordam
ahead in midocean on Tuesday. The
weather was fair and the lights Of each
ship were visible from the decks of the other
on every one Of the six nights they struggled
to distance each other. They are not
flyers, but that did not make the captains
and passenger any the less eager to win.
The Kroonland often cut several miles
from the Noordam's lead, only to be left
further astern again when the latter spurted.
Aboard the Kroonland were Henry Taylor
Gray, Carl Bailey Hurst, American Consul
at Plauen. Saxony; N. c. Schlemmer, Ameri-
can Consul at Heidelberg; Warren O.. Stod-
dard, Adrian G.. Hegeman and Count A.. de
Marotte. Among the Noordam's passen-
gers were Walter Pach, Brig.-Gen. J. ".
Wheelan, American Military Attache at
The Hague, and J. Bars Of the Metropolitan
Opera Company.
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Grant. Dun Clayton.

WASHINGTON. Nov. I2.-Miss Kathleen
Clayton. daughter OF Gen. Powell Clayton.
formerly American Ambassador TO Mexico.
was married this afternoon in the Belgian
Legation TO Arthur Grant-Duf. British Minis
ter to Cuba. The ceremony was performed
at = o'clock by the Rev. G. Ernest Smith.
Gen. Clayton giving his daughter In mar
a few personal friends and the members OF
the British Embassy and Belgian Legation
stats were present.
Miss Grace Thompson Of 81. Louis was the
brides only attendant. and Ronald G. Lind
say Of the British Embassy was the best man
The bride and bridegroom will take a short
trip through the mountains OF Virginia and
will return to Washington for a short stay
before sailing for England. where they will
spend the winter. going to Havana early in
the spring Miss CLAYTON is a sister or the
Baroness Moncheur, the wife Of the Belgian
Minister, and hAs spent some time each winter
With her In Che Legetion.
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DEAD COUNTS MONEY GOMEZ
Roll OF Bills Said ia Have Been Carried
BY DE PerekOpi Not Found On the Body.

Chief Of Police Murphy of jersey City,
Pennsylvania Railroad detectives and the
New York police are investigating the re-
port that a big roll Of bills supposed to
have been carried by He nri Vojesik de
Perekopi, a Hungarian Count, who was
killed on the Pennsylvania Railroad at
Washington street, Jersey City, last Wednes-
day night, could not be found after his
death.
The Count was employed as a draughts-
man for a concern with an Office near the
railroad tracks. He boarded at 1873 East
Eighteenth street, New York city, n
was nga ged TO be married to Miss Will
helmine Auguste Busch of 800 East 1slst
street. He was run over by a train whlle
on his way to the ferry after his days work.
Mr.. Busch, the young woman's father,
and a Mr.. Stern, a friend OF the Count,
told Chief Murphy yesterday that on Fri
day, after the identification had been made,
De Perekopis boarding house mistress
was requested to lock his room and allow
nobody to enter il. On the following day,
according to Busch, il was found that the
Counts things had been turned upside down
in his room n that some papers were
missing.
Busch said De Perekopi had been in the
habit Of carrying large sums Of money
with him. The sum of 90 cents was found
in his pockets when the body was X TO
the morgue accompanied by a Jersey City
officer. Chief Murphy said last night he
had requested Division Superintendent
Abercronbie of the Pennsylvania Railroad
to furnish him with the names of the person
who handled the body before the morgue
keeper got il. The police officer remained
with. the body from the time the railroad
people turned it over to the morgue keeper
until IL was searched. 1t il said that the
Counts roll contained several hundred