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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
BETHEL BUDGET.

Myrtle Callow spent Sunday with
Bessie Edwards.
Mr.. and Mrs. OFT Finch Sundayed
at w. w. WestOns.
Edith Weston is suffering a great
deal with rheumatism.
Coyle Edwards and wife dined at
his parental home Sunday.
John Reuschling's phone was
damaged by lightning Monday.
Mrs. Lewis Gray of near Ross at
tended church at Bethel Sunday.
Grandma Duvall is again staying
with her daughter Mrs. John Reusch'
ling.
There will be preaching at Bethel
Sunday evening at 1870. Everybody
come.
John Sampson and lady friend at
tended church at Mt Zion Sunday
night.
Coyle Edwards was helping his
father with his corn planting last
week.
Silas Waddell and family were
guests at the W. II. Duvall home
Sunday.
Harley Emely entertained Henry
Turner's with his graphophone until a
late hour Saturday night.
Mrs. John Reuschling accompanied
by her son and Miss Preston were
Audubon callers Saturday.
Rev. Grant preached an interesting
sermon Sunday afternoon, the subject
being" The three choices in life"
Christian Mack and the Misses
Lena Mack and Kittie Preston attend
ed services at Mt. Zion Sunday night.
Word was received from the Carper
brothers who went to Canada this
spring that they are we'll pleased with
the country and each has taken a
home stead
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
VIOLA CENTER.

Mrs. Rena Lamm was seriously sick
last week but at present is much
better.
The stork visited the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Barrett Wednesday
and left ten pound baby girl, moth
er and baby are doing nicely.
Mamie Mccullough visited Opal and
Olga Prather Saturday and Sunday.
Rich fuckers house was struck by
lightning Saturday evening.
Mrs. Rose Harvey of Dedham is
staying with Mrs. Rena Lamm.
Chas. Browning spent several days
last week with his mother.
C. b. Hendricks visited Sunday at
the G. A. Wager home.
There will be quarterly meeting
services at the Evangelical church
Friday and Saturday evenings, and
Sunday morning and evening.
Messrs Turner, Noon, and Prather
are putting up barn for Geo. Law.
Dave Williams is remodeling his
house.
Mrs. Chas. Beck was an Audubon
visitor Saturday.
Miss Maude Clifford of Glidden is
visiting her sister Mrs. Warren
Thompson.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
BRAYTON AND OAKFIELD

Born Saturday to Mr.. and Mrs. J.
E. Lewis a daugpter.
Albert Bintner made business trip
to Audubon Tuesday.
n. d. Hamlin of Extra was in Bray
ton on business Friday.
Miss Nette Hockenberry was shop
ping in Extra Thursday.
Dr. Koob was called to Avoca on
professional business Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. G. Heath were in
Audubon on business Monday.
II. M. Bartlett went to Avoca Satur-
day to see his uncle Tip Cuppy.
C. L. Bison was transacting bust
ness in Audubon one day last week.
Heary Hansen and Harry Miller
were Extra visitors one day last week.
Mrs. Jeff Lewis of Audubon is visit
ing relatives in and around Brayton.
H, P. Hansen and Wolf brothers
each sold cattle to McGovern and
Theilen.
Mr., and Mrs. Chris Thompson of
Audubon spent Sunday with Brayton
relatives.
Arthur Farquhar of Audubon was
calling on Brayton friends one day
this week.
Mrs. Clyde May of Extra is visit
ing her parents Mr.. and Mrs. Thorn
as Hardwick.
Mrs. DR.. Oldaker of Extra was
calling on Mrs. Frank Heath between
trains Saturday.
John M. Christensen sold one car
of fat cattle to Theilen and McGov.
ern Monday.
Mrs. J. M. Thomas of Carson Wis.
tied last week with relatives at the
G. l.. Bison home.
Lewis Heath started Tuesday fol
BrOwnell, Kas. where he intends tC
remain all summer.
George Frederikson and IngvaarC
Berk were passengers to Audubon
Wednesday morning.
| Sam Horton and wife of Anita arr
visiting at the home of his father A
| G.. Horton north of town.
| Mrs. G. l.. Bison has been serious
| ly i'll for the past two weeks but il
somewhat better at this writing.
Perry Smith, Mrs. L. c. Heath!
father, returned to his home in Obi,
Monday after a short visit relatives
N. L. Hansen and wife and nice
Muriel Koob went to Jacksonville
Saturday to visit friends returning
Sunday.
| Clyde Bowen arrived in Brayto
Thursday from Des Moines where h
is attending school and visited hi
parents until Monday.
Neal Jensen bade good bye to hi
many friends in Brayton Monda
and started to New Mexico where b
will make his future home.
| Monday evening during the thunde
storm lightning struck the house c
Mitt Harrott doing little damage e.
cept knocking the chimney off.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Fortunate MissourIans.

"When | was druggist, at LiVon-
ia, Mo. )" writes II. j. DwJeE now OF
Graysyille, Mo-, three of my Gus.
toners were permanently cured OF
by DR.. Kings New
Discovery, and are well and strong
to day. One was trying to sell his
property and move to Arizona, but
after using New Discovery a short
time he found it unnecessary to do so.
| regard DR.. Kings New Discovery
as the most wonderful medicine in
existence. Surest Cough and Cold
cure and Throat and Lung healer.
Guaranteed by A. H. Roberts Drug
gist. soc and 81. Trial bottle free.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
EXTRA ECHOES.

Harry Hash returned from Texas
last Friday.
Miss Byrd Connrardy is now hello
girl at central.
Free Anders has sold his breaking
oxen to Ed Bartlett.
Sam Jensen of Audubon was Sun
day caller in our city.
Miss Anna and Mamie Gruby were
business callers in Atlantic Saturday.
Misses Minnie Anderson and Verna
Croy were Audubon callers last week.
j. b. Connrardy is now able to be
out of bed having recovered from the
grip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pete Hansen were
visiting at her home west of Extra
Sunday.
Lester Peterman was business
caller in Omaha last Thursday and
Friday.
Henry Hickman was a business
caller to Atlantic the latter part of
last week.
Mrs. S. N. Jensen of Newhall is
here on visit to her sister Mrs.
Chris Jensen.
Neal Jensen left Tuesday noon for
New Mexico where he will take up his
abode on his claim.
Alfred VOORHEES, is the possessor of
fine horse which he had shipped
here from the south.
Mrs. Chas Van Gorder and Miss
Fish were visiting relatives in our
city last Wednesday.
Chas. Milliman has gone to Ne
vada, la to spend few weeks work
ing at the carpenter trade.
l. Oluf Jensen and family sailed out
west of Extra in their new carriage
and spent the day with friends.
Mrs. A. G. Jensen of Atlantic ar
rived in our city Saturday evening to
remain over Sunday with friends.
The base ball boys had meeting
and elected officers at the First Ma
tiOnal Bank one evening last week.
Theo. Patty presented his daughter
Ida with beautiful gold watch one
day last week the occasion being her
birthday.
Miss Marie Emig went to Atlantic
Saturday evening to remain over
Sunday with her sister who Ii res in
that city.
Geo. and viii McFarlane of Audu-
bon were among the number who
called on friends and attended the
ball game Sunday.
A great deal of practicing is being
done by the school children for the
programs which are to be given at
the close of school.
Miss Grace Hensley has been elect
ed to teach the first grammar room,
the vacancy being caused by the res
ignation of Miss Nolte.
Miss Jensen of Davenport arrived
in our city last week and is the que st
of Ethyl Riley. These young ladies
were classmates at college in DaVen-
port.
The extra Wonders" went to At
lantic Wednesday noon to play the
Atlantic team in the afternoon. A
| good game was played, Extra being
| victorious by a score OF II to 8. A
return game was played Sunday
| afternoon. Extra was victorious in
this game by much larger score
| Then a number of the Audubon Bible
| Club who were down to- witness the
| first game picked up team which
was defeated by score of to o.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
We are prepared to do all kinds of
tile ditching, work guaranteed.
Julius Rasmussen.
l4tf Chas. Lowe.
a Dry Summer.
l4tf

Some people are looking forward to
a dry summer because of an order
issued by the American Express Com
pany to its agents to receive no more
{. o. d. liquor consignments designed
for prohibition towns after July l. We
understand this to be in compliance
with recent decision of the courts
and will probably put stop to some
Illicit traffic that has been carried on
in this way.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
CAME CHIPS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Burr visited at the
VIM Krauel home Sunday.
Henry McCammant and wife were
down to Audubon Saturday.
Fred Tessman and family have been
visiting at the Posshen home.
Mrs. Jessie Luse of st. Paul has
been visiting friends here the past
week.
Mrs. Robert Rutherford is being
assisted by Miss Nancy Rutherford
of Ross this week.
Elmer, the little son of VIM Krauel
has been suffering from throat
trouble to such an extent that pr.
Brooks was called out on Sunday to
prescribe for him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
LARLAND LEAVES.

Everything is looking fine since
Monday evening.
John McGovern took his masons to
Coon Rapids Saturday.
Will McGovern was business
caller in Audubon Tuesday.
Anton Kranstrom helped John
Bylund pillow part of last week.
Chris Haderer of Audubon is at
work on l.. p. Larson's new house.
Milt Philips bought new corn
planter in Guthrie Center last week.
John McNary of Guthrie county was
hauling hay Monday from j. III.
Bartons.
A short time ago the men were grow
ling because the women were so busy
cleaning house; now the women com
plain because the men are busy plant
ing corn and refuse to stop to go to
town or visiting.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Why suffer from RheumatIsm9

Why suffer from rheumatism when
one application of Chamberlain S
Pain Balm will relieve the pain? The
quick relief which the liniment affords
makes rest and sleep possible, and
that alone is worth many times its
cost. Many who have used it hoping
only for short relief from suffering
have been happily surprised to find
that after awhile the relief became
permanent. Mrs. V. H. Leggett OF
Yum Yum, Tennessee, u. S. A., writes.
II am great sufferer from rheuma-
tism, all over from head to foot, and
Chamberlain's Pain Balm is the only
thing that will relieve the pain" For
sale by A. Fl. Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
chamberIaln's Cough Remedy the
Very Beet.

81 have been using Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy and want to say it is
the best cough medicine | have ever
TAKEN, says Geo l.. Chubb, a mer-
chant of Harlan, Mich. There is no
question about its being the BEST as
it will cure cough or cold in less
time than any other treatment. 1t
should always be kept in the house
ready for instant use, for cold can
be cured in much less time when
promptly treated. For sale by A. H.
ROhertS
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Jack-Rabbit County.

The Harlan Republican says that
In the northeast part of Shelby
county, an observer saw seven jack
rabbits disporting themselves most
gaily, about week ago. They were
In slough grass. One of these agile
fellows would stand up straight on
his hind legs, a good deal like kan
CARGO. Others would play sort of
lack-rabbit leap-frog, one Jack"
jumping clear over another. Twas a
rather unusual sight for Shelby
county,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Death From Appendicitis

decrease in the same ratio that the
use of DR.. Kings New Life Pills in
creases. They save you from danger
and bring quick and painless release
from constipation and the ills grow
ing out of it. Strength and vigor
always follow their use. Guaranteed
by A. Fl. Roberts druggist. 25c. Try
them
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
a GOOD Family LInIment.

Every family should be supplied
with bottle of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. For cuts, bruises, burns,
scalds and similar injuries, which are
of frequent occurrence, there is moth
ing so good. 1t soothes the wound
and not only gives instant relief from
pain, but causes the parts to heal in
about one-third the time required by
the usual treatment. AS it is an an
tiseptic all danger from blood-poison-
ing is avoided. Sold by A. H.
Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
LandILandI landl

have quite few choice farms in
Guthrie county ranging from S35 to
$40 per acre. They vary in size from
a garden patch up to 300 acres. sell
on straight commission and deal fair.
| have few choice quarters would
take an 80 in exchange if taken soon.
Call on or write me at Guthrie Center.
Phone 81 If ID. l.. CANAL.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
a Mountain Of colo

could not bring as much happiness to
Mrs. Lucia Wilke, of Caroline, Wis,
as did one 25c box of Bucklen' $
Arnica Salve, when it completely
cured running sore on her leg, which
had tortured her % long years.
Greatest antiseptic healer of Piles,
Wounds, and Sores. 25c at A. H..
Roberts drug store.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
GREELEY GREETING.

MAY blossoms sweet about our feet.
S. s. Berry disabled himself by
tramping on an old rusty spike.
The Union Baptist aid society met
with Mrs. Chef Adair Thursday.
The family carriage of c. n. Priest
ly of Leroy pulled up at the VIM.
Benton home in east Greeley Satur-
day evening.
Frew Hays had the misfortune to
lose a very valuable brood mare.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Covault are
delighted over the arrival OF a little
baby girl.
Well say! the indications are that
our primary ticket will be monstros-
ity in size. Just as we'll all run, and
then draw cuts to break the tie.
Will Egan unloaded a bunch of
porkers on the Hamlin market the
first of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rev. Chas. Sloan
drove up to Audubon to participate
in the Baptist revival in progress
there.
Mrs. John Egan has the care of
about 200 little chicks as reward Tor
proper attention to good Incubator.
The rosy hands of little baby boy
tore a rift in the clouds and lett
flood of sunshine fall upon the nome
of Mr.. and Mrs. John Shoesmith,
Thursday May 10.
Preparations are under way for APP
Dropriate Memorial service at Bow
man chapel after which the graves OF
the soldiers sleeping in the adjacent
cemetery will be streWn with flowers.
A REPRESENTATIVE MAN.
We are very much pleased to nave
the opportunity to support our es-
teemed citizen Mr.. ). M. Gardner IN
his modest endeavors to become the
representative of Audubon county IN
the Iowa legislature. We nave ieit
the force of Mr.. Gardner in discus
siOns and know him to be deep ana
original thinker. He is fearless de-
batter and does not hesitate to cast
his OpiniOns in the crucible of reason.
We believe that al unbiased review
of Mr.. Gardner's career as a citizen
of Audubon county will reveal the
fact that he possesses one OF the most
essential attributes Of good legls-
tator: namely, disposition to rebuke
the Satanic assertions OF personal
interests when they seek to dominate
in a conflict with the general welfare.
In Justice to Mr.. Gardner let us keep
in mind during this campaign that ne
was once commissioned to appear be-
fore the legislative body OF Iowa,
and so acquitted himself of his trust
as to secure concessions very bene-
fetal to the stock raisers and shippers
of Iowa, thus demonstrating his abll-
ity to impress his personality upon
that august assembly to an lnhueh-
tial degree.
BY THE RICH MAN s GRAVE.
In gilded monument we hear
The brawling voice of Vanity
Trying to catch the public ear
TO vindicate insanity.
A greedy fool lured forth to chase
A dollar cross the stormy world.
Yes, lay a stone upon his face.
His poor souls wings never I'M
furled
Within its chrysalis it died
Wing bound by thongs of selfish
clay.
Vainly the poor thing pinned and
sighed
For flight into eternity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Biennial Meeting General F ederation
of Women's Clubs at ST. Paul,
Nav 3Oth-,IlIna 9TH

The Chicago Great Western Rail
way will on May 2Sth to 3lst inclus-
i've sell tickets to st Paul at one fare
plus $500, good to return June 9th
with the extension privileges. For
further information apply to any
Great Western Agent or j. P. Elmer,
G. p. A., st Paul, MINI. 1914
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Special Homeseekers Excursions to
Points in Michigan.

Via Chicago Great Western Railway.
Tickets on sale March 18th and 9th,
April 10th and oath and May 9Th and
END at greatly reduced rates for the
round trip. For full information
apply to any Great Western Agent or
]. 2. Elmer, G. p. A., st. Paul, Mimi.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Residence For Sale.

Good nine room residence for sale
at bargain. Furnace, cement walks,
fruit, garden, two and one-half lots,
barn. Enquire of ID. G. Mott or
Charles Bagley. lStf
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17

have big list of some of the best
farms in Audubon and adjoining coun-
ties for sale. | am fixed to furnish alb
stracts and secure loans at the best
rates of interest. T.. l.. FINCH.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Flowers For Memorial Day.

All persons wishing to get flowers
for Memorial Day should send in
their orders early.
l9W3 NELS JENSEN.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
One Cold and Another

The seasons first cold
may be slight-may yield
to early treatment. but the
next cold will hang on
longer; it will be more
troublesome, too. u n
necessary to take chances
on that second one. SCOTS
Emulsion is a preventive
as well as a cure. Take
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
United Norwegian Lutheran Church
of America, at St. Paul,
June 1921 1905.

For this occasion, the Rock Island
Lines have arranged rate of fare and
one third on the certificate plan.
For full information, call on near
est ticket agent. 1876
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Postmaster Robbed.

G. w. Fouts, Postmaster at River
ton, Ia, nearly lost his life and was
robbed of all comfort, according to
his letter, which says: For 20 years
| had chronic liver complaint, which
led to such serious case of jaundice
that even my finger nails turned yell
low; when my doctor prescribed Elec-
trio Bitters; which cured me and have
kept me we'll for eleven years" Sure
cure for Billiousness, Neuralgia,
Weakness and all Stomach, Liver,
Kidney and Bladder arrangements.
A wonderful Tonic. At A. H. Roberts
drug store. so cents.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17

| am buying horses at all times for
shipment. Am in town every Satur-
day at my barn. Also have some
good mares for farm use for sale. If
you cannot call at my barn send me
word and | will come and see you.
If r. O. NIKLASON.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-05-17
Iowa State Sabbath School Conven-
ton, Council Bluffs, June 1922.

The Rock Island Lines will place in
effect open rate OF fare and one-third
from all points in Iowa. Tickets on
sale June 18th and 10Th and also on
June 10Th from points with one humid
red miles. All tickets will be limited
for return passage to June BIRD. Be
sure and take the Rock Island Lines.
19W6
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-01-03

clnIe negro women from the State
College for Women aud Legro men
from 'he Cniver.ty
Section IL 81 the Buchanan tii'
make I'M. d ,scfi'nina'iOn. AID whit.
We feel sure that II The matter W-r-
carried 10 The ~Ipr, M CDgr' OF ;Ee
United states IL wopd refuse 20 n;er.
fere. nevertheless ~ sdmit thai ~
raising the qIr.ton LAKE cry can t.--
Their -mtarra-. ami G-i&y tn" Bar! ~
Control "a the carry ont 81 - PLAN.
However,. " 60 to. t-nevp, cam 81;
believe. ths, H. Reporter i. " earn
80; IN Il. threat 20 rHi.e The q question:.
Tn. Yea il 20 horr,b -. TOO revolving.
The only way thu qI"-'iun con ! b..
go,t. n he'or- th- CnI,-d state.
court. would p" by Way -: t"s' rAs' 4,
that ia by having som" negro pr"-"ut
herself ~ j m-",t fnr matricGlsti,r in
the state College nr CnlvrFsity Are
W. 70 urdeTs'and from The Reporters
'hr-a' that The p"ops II Lake Cry
are cont. vlating This? II go. a.. ""
have 10 say - God pity them, for hey
will need il after he m al. ~ ~" u-o-
Piles righteous ind GnatiDn have been
poured out upon them
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-01-03

Senator Foraker Of OHIO has come 20
the front ~ the champion OF the prop.
Osftion made 10y Presiden' Mckinley
for the appropriate marking Of the
graves 81 Confederate soldiers and
sailors who were buried nearthr place.
where they were held during the time
Of ther confinement. An effort will
he made 10 locate the graves. and the
bill authorizes the sum ~ 10000 -
be Appropriated To provide suitable
markers for the graves In several
Northern STATE. ,hss- grav-- hay- h.-n
properly cared ior in past Year.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-01-03
Deafness Carrot be Cured

Ey local applications, ~ they cannot
reach he Gi.rs.-! portion of tie ear
Ih'rr il only one way 10 care deaf.
nr.s, and thai = 10y constitutional
remedies. prsfnes. j. caused by an
iu.lamrd condition ot the mucous
lining II the EIsta 'hlan rube. When
tEl- tub J. .n;'Amri ynI hav- a rum
b.ng sound or imperfect hearing. aud
when il is entirely closed deafness 4.
the result, and unless ~" irN,rn.a-
,ion can b. taken on, and tGis tuhe
restored to - normal condition h-Ar-
INK will be destroyed forever. N,ne
cases out of ten arr caused by ca;arrh,
which j. nothing hl' an iu'iamtd con.
dItion OF the mucous surfaces
We will give one Hundred Dollars
FOR any case ~ deafness caused hy
cAtarrh) that canu1; BE- cured hy
Hall. Catarrh Cure. send for ,.r-
GU are. free.
T. J CHrNEl * Co. Toledo -.
sold 10y druggst- IS,
Take Halle Family PHI. .or con.,..
patton.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-01-03
COL. EDWARDS REpRIMANoso

There is n story At the War D'part-
ment row that had its basis IN the
can,een discussion. Their. il an ~s'i.
mAble gentleman N Washington who
makss /; ks tu.in... ~ zee thai the
un verse rams right and Who con'in.
ually writes ~ the Newspapers ~ 4
butts into tho Departments in NurST-
sEcs Of hi. self imposed talk He
broke luto the E.r-Au II lnsulir Az
fsira the o'L-r d. a.! ;a:k.-I Col.
Edwards, the chef OF The bureau, on
the cRnte~n question ard on temper
ance in the island possessions Of the
United States. He did not get much
encourage ment. and becoming heated
declared that the American army was
. hotbed Of soaks and drunkards. Col
Edwards told him IL ne wanted TO in
suit the army he would have TO do il
somewhere else and threw him out by
the shoulders, aiming 4 kick at the
moet prominent part OF his diappear.
ing frame. The kick missed. but the
dignant citizen rushed down the hail
and broke 10 on Secretary Taft. DE-.
manding the instant court martial or
summary dismissal OF the officer who
tad afrOnted him. He told the story
pretty much IS it had happened ard
demanded quick action on the case.
The Secretary Of war looked grave
and rang for Col Edwards, whom he
put through q severe examination As
to the details az tho Assault.
us il true" inquired the Secretary.
that you threw him out OF your -.
| fee after his remark"
"It ia. sir" replied the Colonel. with
. tightening OF the jaws.
And you kicked ~ him and mar.
rosly ESCAPED hitting him"
"QIite true. SIR"
Then want you 10 understand SIR"
said the Secretary. sternly. that you
are officially reprimsnted--:or de.ec.
tive marksmanship
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-01-03

Iacks1ny!.!- peope wou.i ~" 10
have the merry Eo.rn4ui IN that city
run On ~un:ty.. \ hJing machine
and m-rry.GD round. hc.'d"- pool
y ay.ng. ought 10 fIrui.h amusement
enough 10 wnii- away ne .onS aud
crrary >anoa'n.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-01-03

senator AlI-pn o: lows tas won th'
title OF the "Unrrn~ned kirG," hav
ing been mrmh-r 20 tEA; body ovel
A. ypar-
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-01-03

The advcr,.-"r who think. TIA, an
aivrrtl.em-n, should h~ published
SIX times week "a chrsp'y a. 'o- one"
week ha- not cot ayery good idea -
lie hO.Lnrs.