St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1906-03-02

~ was just going to- is a second
cousin to ~ forgot itr'
/ wonder which one of Hoch' S
wives will affiliate with him in
heavenp
To prevent hair falling by
handfulls" | would advise securing
a divorce.
II an Oregon indian should name
his daughter Ella wouldn't il be
all right to call her lumber" .ellaI
"A Merchant of Venice" was in
Albany last week. I'll bet six bits
that the people there tried to sell
him something.
Pat Grove did not, after all, kid
nap I'D Cadahy. The jury said so
-hence II must be true. And now
Grove is Croweing.
When man tells me that
money talks | distinctly remem-
Der that all mine ever said to me
was You II never see me again.
The reason tha, the rain in this
portion OF the state is so wet is
said TO he that the country lies so
near the ocean that the dampness
seeps through.
A Woodburn man says that IL a
man doesn't support Walter Tooze
he is a cabbage head. plead
guilty. Who is Toole' And what
is he running for'
Rev. J. K. Savage says 81 would
enter hell 10 find my friend" Aud
here ! have been laboring under
the delusion that Savage had loca-
ted all his friends in the other
place
In Kentucky two men last week |
quarrelled over a load of cortland |
one killed the other. No, il
WASH, corn whiskey just the corn
before Il Wa liquiiied. No moral
20 this.
Al Pendlcton doctor wants 10
be "joint senator aud is asking
votes. He may be all right on
joints at Pendleton but the Lord |
pity him II he gets after the joints
at Salem!
dom wish To he personal in
this mltler-but I'd advise the
weather man 10 keep closely hidden
about this time of year The fool
killer might happen across him II
he were muchly out-of-doors.
St Johns doesn't seem to be in
Il, Down in Tennessee where they
also have surprise parties aud candy
pulls three were killed and two
fatally injured Saturday night.
That's the way to do businessl
Rev Martin, of Portland. says
getting into a church is like learn.
ing Ia ride a bicycle. Yes, aud
there's many a puncture received
on the lrial-while the bills for
repairs come TO something awful
] wonder ii those two religious
men OF Portland. Wilson and True,
when they hired a minor to enter
places OF ill-repute To obtain "evi-
leuce" thought of that ancient
prayer-"Lead us not into tempta-
lion"
She was dear young thing q
writing To her sweetheart and when
'he turned the gas down declared I
'he was writing a secret. Some |
possibly, of the man who b
wrote large hand because his wife ?
VAS dealt a
Mrs. (. I. Yerkes seems to have
inc luck in disposing of her hus-
'ands. Ii costs her only SEQ. 600
O rid herself OF Mizner-and she
cells that the money was not Il
wasted, She is now open to other "
'roposals-always ON the INSTALL Il
leut plan, of course. el
The dear women" who wrote q,
he governor OF Washington to let -
Kid White, the murderer OFF y
asily, received a nice note admit ~ ~
ng the receipt of their letters but =
le pardon didn't follow as was ex-
ected Probably they desired him
ardoued because he was a young
iurderer, and hadn't gotten used 49,
} the business. ~
ANOTHER TESTIMONIAL. m
Sporting Powder Company: The We
1wder YOU sold me is nice piece co
goods and very quick in action. pm
lille | was filling some shells see
GIFTED match dropped in the pow ou
'r-keg and il | hadn't hurried the er'
'wder would have all burned. th'
we'd about hall of it. went out IN
c other morning and secured FIVE
'em over with
ib, p. S.-Your powder makes
nice fire kinder. ;
U. X. PHuLIsH. ~
Great big drops OF water -,
Like a cloud bursts slaughter
ep falling daily ON the man aud ON en-
the dog; hit
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