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The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

a big circulation among the select
curious. First one and then another
classmate yielded and gave their
diaries TO be published. and after a
bit she had quite library Of them.
They are big sellers. The climax
came when some wag sent her diary
by mail. 1t had the first names of all
her set, and seemed so natural and
intimate that she printed it in purple
and silver.
when it was well circulated the
wag put note in a weekly paper,
telling the real author of the book.
This didn't feaZe the woman much.
She just added on the title page, BY
a disgruntled husband. one of the
ones mentioned in previous volume,
who wanted to get even.
How much are honeymoon diaries ?
All the way from 81 to s.. People
buy them thinking they are going to
be let into a big secret. Very often
the reading matter is inane and soft !:
but idiotic sayings Of intimate friends
are occasionally worth big price"
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02
The Rhyn,eless Soma.

Ton the latest popular models of near
rhymes
l remember well the house
That l dweit in. way down south
I am thinking of it now that I'm alone
1t was in youths happy time
That the sweetest joys We're mine.
And l never can forget that dear Old
home.
(Chorus.)
It was there a little lady
Promised she would be my baby
She was pretty and her name was Mar.
Jane.
She was gay and she was merry,
But didn't call her Mary
| referred to her as Mississippi Name
We lived down by the lake,
And at evening. when twas late
| would take her walking in the fragrant
lane.
would whisper of my love.
And swear I'd never rove
From my Mississippi Mamie's side again
tChoruS.)
Cleveland Leader
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02
Queens Are Human.

THE queen was awfully mad this
morning"
"Why2"
"The court gazette announced that
she was going to give a luncheon in
the red room Saturday and she didn't
want it mentioned at all. because she
is going to have only a few intimate
friends and all the court ladies' who
are not invited will be mad enougL ia
start revolution. cleveland J. in
Q .vler.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

incredulity all tales Of the. to him.
seemingly impossible phenomenon OF
water falling from the sky.
Across the Desert.
Leaving the Kahireh at anchor be-
low the town we sail around the lis
toric island of Elephantine in q felic-
ca. the wild Nubian boatmen singing
their weird native songs as they W.
On camel back We journey across the
Nubian desert southwark in the direc-
tion of Philae, passing on our way
through camp OF the savage Els
charines, Ethiopian Arabs black as
night. who distinguish themselves
from all other Arab tribes by their
disgusting habit of soaking their loag.
woOlly hair in mutton tallOw and CAS-
tor oil. Near by are the wOrld-fao.ed
quarries of Assouan or ancient SyS1e.
from which all the obelisks and Coos
sal statues of ancient Egypt wore
taken. One mighty monolith still: re-
mains in the quarry, half cut from. its
rocky bed, just as the workmen left
it thirty centuries ago. From .he
quarries we travel on for m :es
through wastes of drifting sand pass
ing through lonely Arab gravey ,rd
in the desert, and, at last. at he
Nubian village of Shellal, we &C ne
again to the living shores of Fat1er
Nile. A felucca ferries us across its
gently ripping waters to that g., en-
spot of loneliness which was in che
ancient times, and still is. the cru IN
ing glory of the Land of Khem, .he
sacred Island of Philae. where he
great god Osiris was reputed to Ave
found his sepulcher.
by the ghost Of him who s'.Sps
in Philae" was the ancient Egypt. ms
most sacred oath. and serves to - ow
the intensely devout character of .Ilat
eminently religious nation. Snd
truly. Philae is fit place for my
god to sleep! An enchanted isiInd
it is, set like gem among the spark.
ling waters CT the Upper Nile, ith
the roar OF the First Cataract cAknt.
Ing its eternal requiem: wreath%.: in
! the grateful shade of the stately
palms. and with the awful soituc%s of
the Nubian desert creeping hunH.ily
/ to the very waters edge: lovely L.hi
lac, with her peerless kiosh and ler
ruined. but still glorious Temple OF
Isis, where last in all this Upper X ng.
dom the altar fires waited their in
cense upward to the sculptu.ed
deities of the ancient Land of Khum.
Parting View Of Philae.
The parting view of Philae Is > pic
ture of surprising loveliness: fit
memory of that scene of ancient
! splendors with which to bid the land
of the Pharaohs a last farewell. The
sun has set like greet ball Of fire,
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02
The Morninu After.

Come on" urged the first tippler,
Iet'sh have 'nuzZer drink. Let'sh be
young agen t'night. cause mans only
old as he feels
"Yesh?" remarked the other pessi-
mistically, "an' If that's so we'll be
bout hundred an fifty t'morrer morn
In"
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

behind the red l.ibyan mountains.
and the Egyptian shadows have qrick-
ly enwrapped us like a shroud. Then
the Queen of Night lifts her glorious
orb behind the palm groves of Nuban
Shellal. casting long bars of siyery
light across the towering pylons Of
Isis: the sounds of the night mingle
gently with the distant anthem of the
cataract: the "bul-bul' bird sings to
his mate among the palms. and over
all, the moons soft radiance is shed
lending to the splendid ruins of this
island paradise and ineffable charm
cnthralling our souls with the match
less picture of Egypt's bygone splen-
doris enwrapped in the unutterab.e
glory Of an African night.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

Heaps of EN-" she responded read.
lily.
Il mean, did you ever cherish the
likeness of possibility and suddenly
discover that it was real flesh and
blood creation instead OF the fgment
of an unstable imagination?"
She looked at him, curiously. NO"
Then you can't understand how one
would feel under such circumstances
or that one would have the desire
to-" He paused and looked into her
eyes with meaning. Jeanette laugh.
ed and stirred in embarrassment.
You don't mean" she began with
her customary straightforward direct
ness. that am the unspeakab!e--"
THAT is precisely what do mean" "
he replied, gravely. Il didn t recog-
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

Copyright. 1905. by
"Apd SO you write uplifting poetry
Miss Howard" he asked in slightly
bored tones.
I Jeanette froze him with look.
Perhaps verse would sound better"
lie assenteL quietly with quizzical
shadow OF smilc back of his pince
'nez.
Jeanette ignored him majestically
II that stunning adjective may be ap
oiled to one-hundred -and-ten pounds
of youthfulness.
IL must have put my foot In it
perhaps torn the delicate lace from
q fragile fancy" he continued teas
tngly. interested by her provoked sill
,ence where the delighted converse
tional efforts OF numerous charming
maidens had failed.
Jeanette flashed a sudden, sunny
smile at him. He started as he
hooked, for the first time, full in her
ieyes. They were smiling eyes with
sunny CLEANS in their warm, brown
depths-not at all the eyes Of a poet
'ess as he had fancied them.
III you want to win my undying
hatred. poster me with remarks about
my popular verse-silly stuff" jean
jnette said savagely.
always alliterative?" he questioned
smiling.
Merely a matter of habit" she re-
piled. flushing under his laughing
look
What shall we talk about, them"
he questioned gravely.
Yourself" she responded with
readiness. He looked at her commits
eratingly.
Poor thing!" he said. she doesn't
know"
Jeanette helped herself to salad be-
fore she asked, wrinkling her dainty
hrows in curiosity. What, for good.
ness sake? You look like triple
tragedy in bronze" Then. as a sus-
picion took shape in her mind, she laid
her fork down and faced him fear
fully. you're not" Words failed
her.
He nodded solemnly. II certainly
am, to my everlasting sorrow" he re-
piled with feeling.
Jeanette sighed. Then, we're two
of kind" she said, "and we were put
together for purpose. I'll really have
to ask your name. NJ thoughts we're
wool gathering when you were"
Rhyme gathering. more probably"
he interrupted, laughingly. TIL con-
= TESS that I've been trying in vain to
find suitable rhyme for"
20. don't!" she exclaimed, "as II
didn't have troubles of my own. And
the name?" she asked suddenly.
"Wainwright-Orrin Wainwright"
mot the Wainwright" she asked In
awed tones.
"The same. please your laiyship."
he bowed with exaggerated Difference.
And here, I've beehive heen just
too impertinent for-Oh!" she STAN
mered. He caught the amused CLEAN
under the long eyelashes. however.
Lets form a truce and declare the
subject barred" he offered. She smil-
ed an eager assent.
where shall begin?" he asked, ad.
miring her clear-cut profile with the
the fine pallor of her skin that flushed
at the slightest provocation, the
quaintly-arched brows that went to
slight point, lending look of piquan-
cy to her small face. Her eyes, he
noted. were far apart and large-ten-
der. too. he decided. as well as humor-
ous-rather an unusual combination
In womans eyes.
"Im only in town for a couple OF
days. Where did you say you were
staying?"
81 didn't say" remarked Jeanette
trenchantly
MAY l ask where you are staying?-
"You may she rendered. wick
edly mischievous CLEAN frightening
her glance.
Then where" Her soft laugh
stopped his words. I'm not stay
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02
Serious Reflection.

.IohE S. Wise is responsible for
story of banquet of humorists at
which one man refused so much as to
smile at the best jokes which were
offered.
why don't you laugh. man." one CT
tho party demonstrated.
How can / laugh when I remember
that every time | breathe some one
passes into the great beyond?"
The humorist looked at the gloomy
one moment, then remarked:
Did you ever try cloyes?"-Ncw
York Tribune.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

tropical vegetation, and such stupen-
dous ruins of a bygone age that we
are lost in wonder and delight. This
voyage Of $50 miles from Cairo to the
First Cataract has perhaps no equal
in all the world. The river is like a
ribbon of FURNISHED silver set in a
valley Of lOveliest green and encom-
passed by boundless deserts Of gold
eli sands. Above us a sky of infinite
beauty glows with the glorious blue
of this rainless region. Far in the
distance the silver tide of the mys.
terious river is dotted with sails
which flash in the sunlight, while
groves OF stately palms nod their
feathery plumes over the mud huts Of
the fellahin, and the distant mountain
ranges glow with wondrous hues of
red and purple. 1t is picture Of
radiant loveliness, growing upon us
day by day as we gradually succumb
to the full witchery Of this wondrous
valley.
The great Metropolis OF Memphis,
the sculptured tombs of Benihasan,
and the gray old temples OF Abydos
and Denderele have each in turn
amazed us by their ponderous immen-
sity, and marvellous workmanship;
and at last We come to Thebes. the
ancient "city of hundred gates"
where the kahireh anchors almost
beneath the shadows of that colossal
colonnade which is the chief glory of
the Temple Of Luxor; and here We
spend one suprcmely delightful week,
living in utmost comfort upon the
dahabeyah and rambling with our
dragoman day after day among the
most stuEendous ruins in the worlds
richest treasure-land of ancient his
tory. Day after day We revel in the
inexhaustibe glories of Karnak and
Luxor and penetrate to the farthest
confines of the great Metropolis of
Thebes.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

"And 90 you write uplifting poetryr
ing--I live here" she offered concili-
atingly.
"Yes. and where? near to CALL"
he said quietly.
mo" interrupted Jeanette, hur-
riedly "T don't receive callers-I have
MT time" she explained. rather lame
ly. In answer to his surprised look.
His firm mouth twitched with sup
pressed amusement as he replied:
$50 be it. your ladyship.'' She
glanced furtively at his strong face.
and scolded herself for the interest
Vt evoked.
did you ever have an ideal?" he
asked irrelevantly. Jeanette flushed
for he had caught the look CT admira.
TOR IN her eyes.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02
On to Esneh.

On to Esneh.
From Thebes. the silent city of the
dead, we voyage on to Esneh, where
the mud huts of the modern town are
built upon the very roof of the splen-
did Temple of Hathor. Just at twi-
light our dahabeyah ties to the banks
and we walk up through the pictur-
esQue Coptic village and the shadowy
baZaars of Esneh to the ancient tenn
pie of the Egyptian Venus. The dark
ness of the African night has fallen
so suddenly upon Us that our drago-
man sends for torches with which to
explore the temple, and, as We des-
cend into the splendid pillared hall
of this ancient sanctuary. the effect
of the flaming torches and Pickering
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02
Gar Shorter Than Czarina.

The czar of Russia, who is cC.sij-
erably below the average heigh: NJ
men, is fully head shorter than ~
cza.ina.
The Grit-advocate., 1906-02-02

Parting View Of Philae.
The parting view Of Philae is > pic
ture of surprising loveliness: fit
memory of that scene of ancient
splendors with which to bid the land
of the Pharaohs last farewell. The
sun has set, like greet ball OF Are.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-09-18
1900 ydS Loom Ends for
Half Regular Price

Calico Loom Ends the regular and grades per yard &c
Gingham Loom Ends, the 10c grade, per yd &c
Dress Gngham loom Ends that sell for sc per yd 71-2c
Percae Loom Ends the 10c seller, per yd ....... sc
English Long Cloth Loom Ends the 18c grade per yd 12c
White Dress Duck Loom Ends 15c grade per yd &c
India Linnen Loom Ends that sell for 0c and 2tc the
shelf per vd &c
Lawn Loom Ends These goods exceptionally pretty and
sold high 25c ......@. 1-2
French ChOlies Loom Ends that sold high 5c yd Al
Checked Organdie Loom Ends, l5c grade, per yd 7c
Fancy Voiles Loom Ends different lengths and many pretty
Fancy Dress Cloth Loom Ends in both checks and
stripes per yd &c
Daisy Cloth Loom Ends in plain colo regular 12ic seller
per va &c
Madras Cheviot Loom Ends that actually sold for 1885, in
different lengths Sc
Amoskaeg Teasedown all work and best lengths 1s4
value for per &c
Fancy Mercerzed Drapery Satin long lengths sOc value
for.................... I2c
Soft Mercerzed Chambray all plain coors and good value
at 15c, per yd.....s Q I.oc
Checked Apron Gngham Loom Ends the and SC grade,
per yd 4l-2c
BIcached Muslin Loom Ends regular &c grade per yd sc
Outing Flannel Loom Ends This lot comprises both 10c
and l24c values only 7c
Blue Striped Twill heavy and costs i5c elsewhere
yard o.
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INTRODUCTORY

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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-09-18
Low Priced Odds and Ends
Clothing for Men and Boys

We have received Fall Styles the entire line will
ouded in this tremendous Sale All prices
days.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-09-18
In Our Shoe Department

Factory Ends in Shoes children
aud working all Factory Shoe
onth less than would elsewhere the
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-09-18
New Fall Caps for Children

Regular SOC to Toe, your choice for 39c
One assoru ent of Ladies' Corse all sizes and Styles regular $
grade, for only 4Sc
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-09-18
Ladies Skirts
Muslin Underwear

To close this line completely will place every garment
sale discount of 20 per cent from present low prices.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-09-18
Millinery Goods

Your choice of any hat in the store for half former price
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-11
VERDICT OF coRoNER.s JURY.
T. ID. Murphy Was Knocked From
Bridge to Ills Death,

Ogden, April "a coroner's inquest
over the remains OF I. ID. Murphy, the
young man who met his death Monday
afternoon by being knocked into the
Weber river from the Oregon Short
Line bridge, was held yesterday after
noon before acting coroner j. H. Muir
ply and a jury composed OF A. j.
Watts, 7. a, Whalen and w. j. Felker
a number OF employees of the railroad
company putting up the new bridge, in.
Guiding the deceaseds brother, vete
examined as witnesses. Abbott Ma
ginnis was present to represent the
young mans family IN examining the
witnesses The evidence brought out
went to show that the young man was
employed as bridge carpenter and
while standing on the scaffold doing
some work, several other employees were
engaged in placing large strnger on
the upper part of the bridge The
stringer twisted away from the men
holding II and fell upon the scaffold
knocking Murphy into the river and in
falling he was struck on the head and
died few moments after being rescued
from the water, The jury after hear
ing the testimony brought In a verdict,
that deceased came to his death by
being knocked into the Weber river by
a bridge timber slipping which preci-
plated the scaffold together with Muir
ply into the river that the timber was
being handled by an engineer under the
direction of the company's foreman,
Mr., Porch"
The young mans mother arrived In
Ogden and will take the body Of her
son to Park City today for burial.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-11
No Man Stronger Than His Stomach.

John King author of the American Dspensatoryo Prof
John NJ Scudder, late of Cincinnati; Dr. William Paine
author of Panes pitomy Of Medicine Dr. Hobart A. Hare,
of the University of Pa Prof Laurence Johnson, NJ d.,
Medical Department University Of New York; Prof Edwin
M Hale, NJ D. Professor of Nakra Aedila in the
Hahnemann Medical College Chicago and many Others
remedies for Indigestion and dyspepsia torpid liver
well for bronchial throat and hung affections will be
from reading little booklet recently compiled by Dr.
R. v Pierce, of Buffalo, N. " who will send the
request by postal card letter any address , This
little booklet tells Of what Dr. Pierces celebrated medicines
made and gives the properties and of each and
every ingredient entering into their composition. Write
Dr. Pierce, as above and receive it by return post
Queens root Stiilngia IS an ingredient entering
into the Golden Medical Discovery highly recommended
by several of the above mentioned authorities for the
of chronic lingering bronchial throat and lung affections
public speakers throat attended with hoareness dry
raspng cough and kindred affections Not only Queens
root specific in its curative action in all these affections but
in Golden Medical Discovery it greatly assisted by the
combination with of Golden Seal root Stone root Black
Cherybark and Bloodroot with which is blended i'll Just
the right proportion. Pure plerehned gycerine also
greatly enhances the effectiveness OF all these agents in the
of chronic and lingering coughs, being valuable
demulcent also antseptc and nutritve of great value
especially useful all wasting diseases in incpent
sumption and other scrouous affections "Golden Medical
Discovery" sovereign remedy in all catarrhal affections
whether affecting the nasal passages the stomach, bowels
pelvic organs and the y will be learned by read
ing the little booklet noted above. Send <or it n0nc.
In chronic catah of the nasal passages it important
that while taking the Golden Medical Discovery" as the
most effective constitutional treatment for this terribly
distressing and obstinate affection that the nasal pas
sages should be ceansed three times day by the
f,oo, &c Tlr
the directions which accompany the same
The enormous popularity of Golden Medical Dscov.
cry" due both to its scientific compoundng and to the
actual medicinal value Of the ingredients The publication
of the Of he ingredients the wrapper OF every
bottle hereafter to be sold, gives full OF its
alcoholic character and all objection to tie
of an unknown remedy"
Esuy bottle of Dr. Picre's Goiden Mtdiai Discovery
bars tie stamp Of public atb,osai For the dealer to offer
you something he claims is just good is to insult
your Intelligence.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-11

YTNHE celebrated Dr. Abernethy of London Was firmly Of
i the opinion that disorders Of the stomach the
most prolific of human ailments in general
recent medical writer says "every feeling emotion and
affection reports at the stomach Through the system of
nerves. and the stomach is affected accordingly 1t is the
vital center of the body :" He continues 80
we may be said to live by (and he might we'll have said
hrongh the stomach" He goes show that the sto
ach the vital center of the body He says "the function
Of digestion in its several stages is to prepare the food in
forms which suitable be added to the structure
meaning the structure of bodies He continues revery
physical action from simple breathing thinking and circu
ating Of the blood to the active bodily exerion
out portions Of the (of bodes) and they be-
dead and require to be taken away speedily Much
of the food which take and especially when unwhoie
in excess adds the waste material and when it
has undergone chemical changes is still mis-
chevou Then he goes to the effect that the
system prompts every part of the circulating system. He
says, "t gives its message every moment to the intimate
number of glands and ollcles to unload themselves of
waste material so that the current of blood may carry
away"
YWhen these two processes Of nutrition and excretion
thus carried with equal assdmy we in health,
but when this equilibrium does exist there copies dis
order and disease The form Of such arrangement
is indigestion dyspepsia, The function of nutrition is
interrupted and all he operations 0hih Gb<na upon go
uyong Under these conditions it has way Of appearing
in other types of disorder Many of these often mislead
physicians Other parts of the organism likely ben
volved, and may find consumption, kidney complaint,
hepatic Qver disorders hystera and mental aliena-
ton (derangement" He says e" may be observed that
deranged persons have woebegone expression offensive
breath irregular action Of the bowels hallicatons and
other like conditions of dyspepsia"
The foregoing is doubt a rational view of the sad
havoc worked in the human system by indigestion and dys
pepsa torpid liver and kindred arrangements which
generally associated with followed by many other diseases
OF diverse appearance but all depending upon me aeak and
dso,de,ed stomach Cure the stomach weakness and YOU
cure all these diseases and arrangements.
For weak stomachs and the consequent indigestion
dyspepsia and the multitude of various diseases which re-
suit therefrom, medicine be better suited
tive agent than Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
The Golden Seal root Stone root Mandrake and Black
Cherrybark all recommended by such eminent auhor
ties Dr.. Bautholew, Of Jefferson Medical College Prof
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-04-11

Samuel Kopp The evidence was not
considered sufficient to convict. and the
defendants We're discharged.
John W. Taylor has bought two fine
residences IN this city, that Of s. r.
Thurman aud the T. c. Donovan resi-
dence. They each brought IN the neigh
borhood OF 5000. Mr.. Thurman In
tends 10 build again here.
Peter q. Peterson. a student of tho
Brigham Young university, II suffering
from severe attack OF appendicitis
Thomas summer was fined 81 yester-
day I'm Justice Moons court for failing
to pay a dog tax. There are several
other eases of q similar nature 10 come
up.
Deputy sheriff steele of Salt Lake
brought Charles n. Brizee to the state
mental hospital last evening.
G. ~ Birroll, state agent of the Guar
anteed Home Building society OF Salt
Lake is in Provo IN the interest Of his
company.
The Shelton Publishing company "
this city expects to move TO Salt Lake
about May Is. The company viii take
I'm Salt Lake parties and capital and
increase its already large business.
son has been born to Mr.. and Mrs.
l., II, Hobrook; all Well
II. r. Irvine, who has been suffering
from severe attack of rheumatism, Is
again able to be out.
The remains OF William Papperwell,
who died at the state Jnental hospital,
were taken to Ogden for interment.
Medical Supt. Calder of the state
mental hospital, Is having plat OF
all water sewer and steam pipes and
electric wires IN the institution made,
shaving all Joints and ponupcfions Tba