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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

the day of his DEATH and Mr., Joseph
Chamberlain (nn intermittent whisksr-
In this connection II is interesting To re-
call the fact that he wrote-somewhere in
tho sixties. farce in one act called
who's Who?" This admirable exercise IN
dramatur1,y contains q significant catch
word. placed In the mouth OF "a female
servant "Oh. look at his WhiskerSes!
The little paper-covered volume is very
raro and is much sought after by the ad,
nirers of the eX-Colonial Secretary and
enthusiastic Whiskerateurs
l have said enough to show tnnt Mr
Ashton's opponent has not dealt fairly
with him. 1t Is not hero necessary for mo
to instance the number Of other persons,
Included in his list, who ct some portion
OF their lives (prlor to, during. or subse-
qUent to. the production of the works that
hnvo made them fnmousJ wore hair upon
tlrelr focss. Had Mr.. Ashton selected an
authority who had directed more attention
TO the subject under discussion, his own
letter would have been Infinitely more
valuable than II Is, l am not blaming
Mr. Ashton. ! am blaming his anony-
nous frie1d, a friend who-it seems to
me-was entirely unworthy to join the
hiFsu symposium.
Now, as TO Mr.. AlEcrnon Ashton and
his definition of the word beard; OBJ
ylously If is far too comprehensive.
By beard" this eminent literItteur APP
parcntly understands anything In the way
OF natural Ivy that grows upon tho human
face.
Possibly he has been miSlcd by the Cen
tury Dictionary
BEARD !. The close growth Of hair on
the chin and parts OF the face normally
Characteristic of an adult man, more spe-
cIGcally the hair OF the face and chin
WHOM allowed TO remain wholly or In part
1inshayed that on the upper lip being dis
tInguished as the mouStuche, and the re-
nn}ndcr as the whiskers. or the side
whIskcrs, chin whiskcrs. or beard ctc.
No doubt II is this popular and entirely
rnscIeptIfic work which led Mr. Ashton
i,to the error OF regarding almost any
sort of hair-fittng as beard; therefore
II is that he spoke of Mr., Gladstone Bis
narck. John Bright Lord 5eaconshcld,
Richard Wagner. Herbert Spencer Ar.
thur Bnlfour. Sir William Harcourt and
Rndyard KiplIng us bearded men,
Sir william Harcourt was no more
bearded than Mllals was Di9rocll wore
ocy fltting on his chin. But surely,
surcjy IL was not beard John Bright
ySore-to put II at It's worst-a chin
%bis,1er ne was in no sense. a bearded
Ian Gladstonc n.trbourcd some slight
; iTs,itc cxcre sccnCe beneath his chin. But
dId any oxTart ever nlluds to blm rs
'bes,rded politician even In converse,
lion with the Lofty? | doubt II. doubt
II very much -,
r-sny errors into which Mr.. Ashton fen
in his discussion with his friend Had
Mr.. Ashton's friend possessed more tech
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'Iratre parties which number ahlucred
GmOrG

What we have TO do with now is the gen
eral manner In which Il family's e%pcndi-
lures swell TO the quarter of n million
mark IN the course OF a year.
In making inquiries ] met with one
great surprise which [ am disposed to
think that readers VIII share. Because
or the prominence given in late years TO
the sensational cost OF maintaining FASH
ionable country places, the impression
must have become general that In that
direction go the largest expenditures of
tho very rich. But il Is not so; not So
observe. please With those whose annual
expenditures are much as S250OO0: al
though 1t may be so with many OF those
whose names are most frequently In the
richest Americans have country places
whose social activities arc reported In
the papers. they avoid that with a pur-
pose which would make d story Of n
different kind. Less wealthy persons as
a rule-there are n few exceptions which
Will suggest themselves to the reader
whose expenditures are large. seek that
kind OF notoricty, and. as | nave said,
make their principal expenditures where
they are most conspicuous-in the coun-
try or resort places, where and when the
society reporter has the most space at
his command
The man referred TO as writing off $780,
COO annually 10 yacht account owns and
keeps open three country places. but mono
of his splendid entertainments In any of
them is ever reported. one of his places
and there he has extensive model farms,
gardens. orchards. hothouses and dairy,
When his yacht is ordered on a cruise II
Is sent up tho Hudson TO an anchorage
near his place and there its cold storage
compartments are provisloned with fresh
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II for novel form OF amusement. and,
Instead OF asking one or two stars OF the
stage, she commands the services OF the
entire troupe playing IN a light comic
a check for $500 for that hours relief
from boredom. II ono were to morallZc
or phllosophize right there is hint of the
entertainment expenSeS-the desperate
plights society people-Such as are being
cCnSidered-are put to TO escape boredom.
They possess no intellectual resources.
those we are considering, OF We wouldn't /
be considering them. No man equipped
above mis- own ears TO find entertainment
ever sought new way TO spend money
as the only surc way to escape being
bored
And in the city everything in the way
OF entertainment Is now on so much
larger u scale than it can possibly be In
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The bud much admired for The simplicity Of her 1ok

vegetables, fruit, cream, milk, butter,
eggs, honey and other products OF his
model establishments. The owner has
another reason for this than a desire TO
secure these necessuries Of the lardcr
fresh and of the best quality, he says It
is for economy. But he does not let his
steward tell him the figures involved
They arc bit OF a joke. That steward,
who enjoys a salary which would war
rant his keeping u sail yacht OF his own
il his tastes ran that way, is n gentle
man and frequent guest of his employ
CT, but, nevertheless, a stc%ard-not u
private secretary. you understand, nor
anything of the kind He manages his
employers personal affairs; has general
charge OF his town and country houses
and his yacht; pays for and directs the
shipments of his employers latest pur-
chases of art, horses whatever. The
steward has an Office and n secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

ts'lon which must have oc-
q! thinking man and woman.
alter IL Is almost impossible
authoritative information.
EaD why he wears whisk-
Ran's wife why she allows
shskers.. you get no infor-
! possible that you may get
'Esly these strange fittings
purpose. Although / have
cultivate such moustrous
. resemble fms, yet II Is
ney are useless for swim-
g motorst, they are q dis
Ttnce, They get filled with
- no enterprising inventor
Aes lor whlskers? Made OF
1tsflal and In various sizes
~ a reasonable figure. /
1ssie business might be done
Tor motorists
Of TACT. for all outdoor
w pursuits the whisker is
oasenience.
ago there was a famous
~ IN known by the namo OF
seo cultivated his face-fun-
" :. extent that before bowl
n. practice TO tie his natural
=. mead, A quaint practice,
|I',r calculated Ia alarm the
! =, A., NOT much OF crickctcr
N ~ quite sure I should cry
II were bowIcd at by q
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but has no concern whatever with his
employers commercial. industrial or his
banking affairs. He told me that the
guests on the yacht should enjoy their
the cost OF the model garden, hothouse,
dairy, etc, the larder supply costs at the
rates OF dollar each for a potato, or
an egg, say
But Mr. Blank has them on the yacht
for the sake Of economy" the steward
concluded.
To return to the question of where the
SZ50.OOO Il year class spend the greatest
amount. 1t is in the city perhaps II has
ever been. Here IL is that the occasions
for cXtravaeance are daily, here 10 Is that
the cost OF entertainment has lately grown
with amazing leaps
4 lady who gives a little dinner party
for twenty, with ffty moro guests In for
the atter-dinner entertainment. is put to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
The Yacht Is a larQe
sea 8 going 8 steamer

&C untry life. whence come tales Of ex-
travagance This year. for instance there
have been theater parties which num-
bered u hundred or more A supper after
the theatcr is recognized part OF such
an eNening-the most welcome part OF II
to majority of the guests-and the cost
OF that is entirely outside OF any house
hold expense. A hostess may not toke
hundred guests home with her for supper
because, while tho very rich may buy
anything else. they cannot buy the scTv-
Ices OF good house servants who Will toll
crate such manner Of entertainment The
hostess who adopts the customary plan
o, her kind. of discharging all her do
nestle servants at the close OF the town
try, knows that her town servants value
tteir position with her solely for the pres
tige 1t gives them. To have been last year
employed witn Mrs. Blank Is the certainty
OF extra wages this year from any dwellcr
In Snobdom. The hostess knows that he:
servants, having been with her long
enough TO make 10 a prCfitable boast, Will
not do any unusual work for her or anv
work Whatever at unusual hours being
g ger to leave for better wages elsewhere.
So there you are The hostess must have
her hundred threater party guests for
supper at one of three places on the av-
oEuo. The usual thing Is to havc room
engaged some weeks in advance and then
give "A blanket order TO the caterer for so
many places. The cost for this, includ-
ing everything from flowers to walters
In the household livery OF the hostess
servants is 500 a piece. The reader may
now take out his pencil and determine
What ihc little thcater party costs. A
hundred tickets at 81 or S25o each. twen-
ty- five to fftv broughams and coupcs Ito
and from" with stop at the restaurant s.
each, flowers for fifty women-roscs. 81 to
81 doZen-and hundred suppcrs at Sl00
each One sees that there is no way to
spend money In the country at that rate.
The second best known caterer in the
city. when interviewed about such mat
ters. said that IL was impossible TO make
. h. ~ a 81 N posl. ham
so n guest and that the really big ex-
penscs should not be charged up against
the much-abused restaurants as such. IL
was because madame would no longer
have a modest little orchestra OF half a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

tlzzte OF most Americans a
4 nlllon dollars Is a great
Ez yhlch. invested In secur-
d safety that they net but 3
g5sN produce an income OF
sad therefore q sum proYid-
li Independence, one upon
LIZ could enjoy every reason
. ahd many luxuries. So one
npch caution TO consider how
Is 81 go can be expended
~ living and entertainment
De family. That such a sum
b gore than a score OF New
1-a1d q sum much larger by
clsr-is true. nevertheless.
za a single instance the sum
Be- disposed OF by indlca ting
y of expense known TO be
-1ry the expenditures OF one
Eh0 writes Oft for private
\ Ice tidy sum OF $500, 0O0 an
lzlas as the figures are, they
after OF fact. n commend
IN the management when
1atihe yacht is a large sea-
Pas large as the liners OF
lso and more luxurious than
ly-and that II is In commits
uound, Newspapers have
fsl OF conducting an ocean
hssrs who recall the totals
est les than a thousand a
2 Moderate sum to allow for
a q big steam yacht, plus
Excessive and ella borate en-
@ board In the ports OF
p such sums TO be charged
q rerely one form OF enter
radture are rarc-as yet.
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The Watchdog in your
Vest Pocket

in the Bowels, or exist through poor
Nutrition.
Cascarets don't purge, don't weaken,
don't irritate, nor upset your stomach.
No.-they act Ike Exercise On the
Bowels, instead.
They stimulate the Bowel-Muscles to
contract and Propel the Food naturally
past the little valves that mix Digestive
Juices with Food.
They strengthen these Bowel-Muscles
BY exercising them.
The time 10 take a Cascaret Is the very
minute you suspect you need one.
When your tongue Is coated little.
When your breath is not above
suspicion.
When your head feels dull. dizzy. or
achy.
When you have eaten too heartily. or
too rapidly.
When you have drunk more than was
good for your digestion.
When you have a touch Of Heart
burn. Cas-belching. Aoid-rising-in-throat,
or Coming-on-Cold.
Cary the Vest Pocket" Box where II
belongs, just as you would your Watch.
Pocket-knife or Lead-peno!l.
Il costs only 10 cents. At any drug
glst.
Be sure you get the genuine, made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and
never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped
"CCC."
~ FREE TO OUR FRIENDS!
We want TO send to our friends beautiful
French-designed, GOLD PLATED B0RB0k BOX,
hard-enameled In colorS. II Is j beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked as 4
measure OF good faith and 10 cover
with which this dainty trinket is loaded. 7eO
Send to-day mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling RemSdy Company, Chicago or New yeSk-
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indigestion" means food eaten but
only partially dlgested.
"Constipation" means food retained in
the body undigested too long. till 1t decays.
1t then supplies the poisons Of decay
to the system, in place of the nourshment
1t might have supplied.
Isn't that a tremendous handicap worth
insuring against2
What does it cost to Cure Constipation
or Indigestion. with their train OF small
and great Ills, and TO Insure against a
return OF them9
Not so very much.
One 10 cent box of Cascarets per week,
at most. perhaps half that.
One candy tablet night and morning,
taken regularly for a short tmo, is war
ranted 10 cure the worst case of ConStipa-
ton or Indigestion that walks tho earth.
One tablet taken whenever you suspect
you need 1t will insure you against 90 per
cent Of all other ills likely to attack you.
Because 20 per cent Of these ills begin
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

II you can buy Health Insurance
Several good Accident :"
- Companies sell 1t.
Sixty dollars per year will bring you
$500 per week. for every week you are
Sick.
But, your time alone may be worth far
more than that.
And 500 per week might not pay for
your suffering.
That's why "Cascaret" Insurance which
prevents Sickness, is worth ten times as
much money as other Health " lnsur-
ance.
Yet "Cascaet Insurance will cost you
less than Ten Cents week.
That gives you "Vest Pocket Box
to carry constantly.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
One Of the sioners.


The following story. as told by .
friends Of F. Hopkinson Smith. has
been going the rounds concerning his
earlier days:
Occasionally he used to come to
the restaurant where we ate our care.
fully calculated dinners-a figure, tall.
Immediately dressed. and with a fine
air. We had long admired him from
q distance. wondered who he was, and
why n man of such obvious import.
ance should dine In SO modest n place,
"One day after weeks absence
he came In and sat down ut the table
opposite with SO grand q manner
that our curiosity overcome our court.
esy.
with a subtle gesture we called
Sadie. the waitress.
Sadie we asked. who is that
man over there?'
Why said she. his name is
Smith
"'well.' we insisted. what does no
DO for living
I'm not sure she replied. but l
think he is q writer fellow. Anyway.
he never seems to have much
money New York Times.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
VILLAGES ARE TO VANISH.
Three Hamiets to Be obiiterated to
Increase New York's Water Supply.

Three Hamiets to Be Obiiterated to
increase New York's Water Supply.
Three more OF the Croton valleys
most picturesque villages are soon to
be obliterated to meet the eyer-increas-
Ing demand of New York city .or VA
ter. The hamlets doomed by the wa
tsrshed authorities are Croton Falls,
Cross River and Il part of the town OF
Somtrs. The houses. churches stores.
shops ana even the cemeteries are to
he biotted out. leaving only the bare
land. which will he flncdcd with water,
making two lakes. each about four
miles long. The first of the villages
to go will be Cross River. where New
York has begun the erection OF an i'm
mense dam to cost $4,000. 900. one Of
the busiest manufacturing centers Of
Westchester county. Ityias a popula-
tion of 500. with postofilce. thee
churches. two schools. Il cemetery and
a half dozen stores and shops.
The place was founded in revolu-
tionnry times and was famous gen.
erations ago for It's paper manufac.
tories. The people will be paid for
their property at market value" but
this will hardly compensate them for
the loss OF their homes and the break.
ing up OF their associations.
About 200 persons in the three con.
demned towns will lose their homes
and business. and most Of them will
be compelled to go out In the world
and begin life over among strangers.
In the case OF the old people the cir.
cumstances are pathetic. and many
sad scenes are expected when the
time arrives for them to bid fare.
we'll to the homes and neighbors they
have known since childhood.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
Bob Creek Items

SS
Bob Creek is still alive, though ther
is some sickness.
Olof Lundahl and ws4N.. the Drcsch.
ers and few others%tteJded eommu.
nioa services in orfNaz/ruesday eve,
ming. "
Mrs. Erickson has W. II. Sciance's
baby now. The little fellow is doing
fine.
Miss Bertha Owens, from Pueblo,
Is visiting her father and mother, Mr..
Brown aud wife, for a few weeks.
The sewing circle will meet with
Mrs. Wright this week.
Mrs. Myrtle Fsnton has been visit.
ing in Bob Creek this week.
Bert Welborn's brother came to sec
him the other day from Kansas. He
didn't give Bert warning SO he could
get his bachelor house in order.
Mrs. Denison's sick boy is very bad
At present.
There will be prayer meeting at
Miss Everct's this week.
The sewing circle has purchased
the new organ and IL Is now ready for
use. Wonder what they they will do
next! Hum Tum.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
OIney Items.

Mrs. Dell Richardson is on the sick
W W. r'asesrH...s to Pueblo
this morning.
M. Bouham 10 visiting his numerous
friends and relatives. He will return
to Wyoming soon.
Rorn-To Guy CyffH and wife. Feb.
IS. ane 7.ib virif il the reports OF
GUY are true she iythe finest Ia Otero
county.
Martin Bouham was hurt very bad
last week. HIS hore struck him In the
face and knocked four of his teeth
out. He is intending to grow some
gold ones.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

Rev. Oates and family left last
Monday for Bothell, Wash whore he
has a charge awaiting him. His
daug hter Nellie had decided to re-
main here for time. but after the
family had gone she suddenly decided
to follow. She left Tuesday morning
aud overlook them at Pueblo. and BY
this time they are probably all at the
new home. Their numerous friends
here wish them health, prosperity and
happiuess.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
o.cre..ry,. imposing signature.

The signature Of Charles ]. Bona
parte. the new secretary of the navy.
is the subject OF much speculation IN
the different bureaus Of the depart
ment. Nothing like 1t has been seen
for at least four generations OF Sec
retaries. 1t is large. distinct. care
fully rounded and every letter Is
made WA care. 1t is distinctly hand
some usi Secretary Bonaparte writes
II with much care. spelling tne
"charlca~ out and finishing with lit
lie flourish and q carefully added
period. Secretary Longs signature
used to look like rapid dash down
hill. Secretary Moody's was an inco'
herent assemblage Of vertical and In
clined lines. and Secretary Mortons
bold running hand showed tendency
to stretch out ipto Q straight line.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

La Juuta had aa election last Tues.
day at which the people were given
chance to vote yea or no on the quos-
ton of issuidg bonds for providing or
increasing their water supply. The
proposition to issue bonds carried by
u ma jority of sixty.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
sNAPs FOR LAND SEEKERS
Good local farm land
with perpetual canal and Bob
Greek Reservoir water rights.
$50 to $40 per acre.
Terms, GEO. II. WEST,
Over the Bank.

A certain young man in ordway has
bought him some town lots from his
savings, and is erecting home upon
them. to be paid for from the rent and
his monthly earnings. This is good
thing and we commend 1t to others.
It is astonishing how money will &C
SIMULATE II one saves but little at a
Tins and keeps it well invested ! 1t is
equally surprising how it disappears
uudcr the ever present demand for u
good time with the boys.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
BUY A FARM

Good local Farms. i'm
proved. and with perpet
ual water rights in both
Canal and Twin Lakes
Reservoir. $40 to 500
per acre. Terms. apply
to GEO. III. WEST.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
Notice..

A nesting of the Farmers and Bu-
siness Mems Association will be held
pn Saturday. March 10. at 2 p m, at
Harris Hall, TO hear the report Of the
committee on pure water supply for
Ordway. Mr.. Barlow, of the Canning
Company. will also be present. a full
attendance is requested.
J. J. DUNCAN, Pres't
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

The Odd Fellows aad their families
enjoyed thair auuiversary supper at
" the hall Saturday evening. There
vas good ATTENDANCE and 40 excel
lent supper. aud all enjoyed q most
sslightful eveniug. The Odd Fell
'nwa never maks any fsilurss 10 their
shtertaiumeuts.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

Fred Spindle is bidding an s-room
Residence on Sherman avenue. which
when completed, will be rented bv
Will Erwin.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

The Bornschcin family havcd int
their new residence aud are now n
home in Ordway.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

We had a little sss here thi. week
which was not any Any yeleome visitor.
Considerable mot .6oi..ure is needed
on the ranges.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

A. ". Brenamau is now ngsnt fol
the Mount Arbor Nurseries. Gir'
him your order for tress.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

The ordway Lateral Co. will meet
At Harris' Hall or Saturday afternoon
~ o'clock. All the nembers are re-
qsssted to be present.
J.H. Trottcr, Pres.
\ ]. A. Sale, Sec'y,
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

Mrs. VIM. Bornscheia visited in Pu
eblo weluesdsy.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

The stormy weather interfcred con
siderabiy with work on buildings un
dor construction.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
Evangelical Church Services

There will be preaching services at
the Evangelical Church as fol-
lows;
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Class meeting at II a. m, Germ,n n.
Young Peoples Alliance at 7. 80 pm
Young Peoples prayer meeting on
Wednesday ats p m.
Sunday school at Bob Creek. 2 p nj
C. 8. Steiumetz,
s. Z. Meyer, Pastors.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
Blacksmithine.

CIV. Fravel6As rsopcnsd his ssop
and Is prepsrehl Ito do firs<'esass wos%,
AN work gua arAntced. He suse and
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

Miss Myrtle Mcneil has taken po-
sition as clerk in the postofii:e. This
is good appointment.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

For \ good refreshing drisk any
time of the year, tho Olney Springs
brand of soda pop Is the best. Try it.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
Tbe ate1u Gru.
oRDwAY, COLO. NIGH. 9, lsosd
RAILROAD TIME CARD

EAST BOUND
No. 2, st. Louis special. 2:52 p. m.
No 8, - Is express.... 9:15 p. m.
No, 81 Local Freig ..1O;lS a. M.
No. 81 Through Freight, s:l0 p. m.
WRIST RouSp.
10. 7, Colorado sxpress.... GAS a. m.
No. 1. California special. l0ils n. m.
No. 93 Local Freight....... lss0 p. m.
Ira Gilbert. Agent.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

Mrs. J. II. Hiuxe, who has been in
Denver the past week. purchasing her
new stock Of millinery, h expected
h)ue TODAY.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

There will be 4 meeting of tn
South ordway Lateral Co. At Harrl
Hall on Saturday evening, March Il
ats p. IN. c. b. Wiggius, Sec,
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

The Evangelical church annual
conference meets next week in East
crn Kansas.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09
LOCAL AND Personal.

II you want nursery stock that yot
eaI depend upon, try the Mount Ar
b<9 Nurseries,.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

Eap,wney made = trip to Paeb
10 tuesday.
The Ordway new era., 1906-03-09

Nr. wiufree has purchased Wi
Gray's grocery store.