Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-11-18
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. proper nature submitted to The star. Inquirers
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neult conundrams snswers may be delayed Tor .
week or twc. Consequently 4 may Be advisable
HANNAH G.-I am q teacher Of o
fourth-grade school and would like to
know II there really II such . person as DR..
Chancellor. Ave are also somewhat
doubtful about this matter. although q man
told u recently that he knew some one who
had actually seen the doctor. We would
not put this a. . fact. however
N. o. M.-what IL No 5 In the Rule, OF
Conduct? A.-Dont taAe yourself too
deuced seriously.
ANGELINA.-Is It proper to wear cerise
| stockings and mauve shoes? Alt de-
ponds. Angelina.
What looks well on sweet sixteen
Doesn't At with forty;
you're fat and co,or-decked
Folks'n think you're naughty.
(Aint we the ready person, Angy?
Now is the time to subscribe.-Advt
JIsf.
NELLLE-What Is meant by the express
sion liquid eyes? A.-Don't you Know
.nat; Nell! Why, our eyes are LIQUID. We
STRAINED EN- tother evening. Oh, Nellie,
glance out Of the window Towser is in the
| flower bed.
+. NJ. s.-Uncle Jasper. please give me q
recipe for a Rabbit Wiggle. A-Certainly.
We ate one the other night and as soon as
we were able to be about again We inquired.
Here is the way our wife wrote IL down:
Take quart of tomato SOUP one elderly
cheese. fried egg and. two corn cobs.
| Crate fine, mix. cook slowly in chatting
| dish and season with worcestershire sauce
| and CarDAt tacka Thfa fe a lab
for an informal supper. eve do not indorse
| the last statement.)
| EXACT.-Is there an IN" I'm damn? A
| 1t depends. dear friend, on whether you
are swearing or mentioning an engineering
| feat.
| P1KER.-Uncle Jasper please tell me q
sure system OF beating the races at Ben
ming. A.-With pleasure, Pixie. Take Q
two weeks trip to Atlantic City.
J. L.. jr.-Who first uttered that historic
ejaculation. MY Gawd. Lizzie. the cows
was the guilty person Do not trouble us
| with these simple queries. The answers
| can be found In any reliable reference book.
| See the little horsie running down the track:
See the little piker walking slowly back.
! FREDERICK-while passing through
| the Capitol the other day noticed that
| Senator Platt's desk In the Senate was
dead; merely in trouble again.
-Four and twenty horses
Entered in q race;
-Four and twenty pikers
Playing one for place.
When the
They never cashed bet
For their little horse
Is surely running yet.
GEORGE.-Please let me have a good
recipe for a library paste. A-Select your
| library, enter the office. stand firmly on
| both feet and swat the man in charge with
pIement But why disturb the quiet,
George? VIII no other place do?
| REGULAR.-What is the latest popular
| song? A.-"Where Is My Wandering Bookie
| Today has considerable vogue just now
out in the northeast section Of the District.
R. G. K-Please publish the latest parody
on Tammany. I've heard 80 many children
singing it lately A.-With pleasure:
Chancellor, Chan-cellor.
Big chief sits In Franklin school
Drawing up the law and rule
Chancellor. Chancellor
He's wonder
At bunder, -+'s
Chan-ceI-lort
SCIENTIFFIC-Is there any good reason
why q lemon colored horse, with white
forefoot and a blaze on his nose. should pre-
| fer oats to hay? Ave gave that up.
Scientific, but our assistant, after an age.
braic struggle. reports that the intelligent
| animal is probably afraid to bring the blaze
| in close proximity to inf1ammaole material
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