Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1906-02-10
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take lncomnia midicine.
Il notice you never wear watch
with your evening clothes" mo; l
never have both out at the same time"
Grit
Emeline-Well, this worlds a stage.
Elizabeth-Yes; and the scenery is so
much more satisfactory than the cast.
Brooklyn Life.
"At last" exclaimed Darwin, Il
have discovered the missing linkv And
reaching under the bureau be drew
forth the other ff-button.-Chicago
News.
1t Depends-"Papa. what's man
who runs an auto calledT 1T de-
ponds on whether he is being called
by his employer or by the man he has
Just missed"
| Caller-Your daughter, | am told.
stands at the head Of her class in an
cient languages. Mrs. Lansling-Yes,
Julie is quite a latitudinarian.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Yes, 'Tis True.-Adams-Do you be-
lieye 1t is sign of good luck to find
a horseshoe on the road? Johnson
OF course; it is a sign of good luck for
some blacksmith.
when a man stahts in braggin'
about how honest he is" said Uncle
Eben, ut allus kind O. sounds to me
like he was 'pologizin' fob not being
mo- o."-Washington Star.
Considerate.-"Wby is that picture
turned toward the WALTZ" 80. that is
haying scene. and we have to hide
1t whenever Uncle Thomas visits us,
because he is a hay fever sufferer"
Wears Daughter-Well, Mrs. Null
llgan, did you go to church on Mon
day to see my sister married? Mrs.
Mullgan-No, miss; l don't take no
interest in weddln's-Pve been to
onel
Hard To Get At-"My ford, there is
honor among thieves" The justice
looked at him severely. There is
gold In water" he replied. But
it cannot be extracted in profitable
quantities"
Hoskins-I don't objest so much to
Fanny kissing her dog, but l prefer
her to kiss me before and not after.
wilkins know; but don't you sup
pose the dog has his preference, too?--
Boston Transcript.
Little Maggie (who has company
We've been playing garden party,
mamma. Mamma-Indeed And did
you behave nicely? Little Maggie
Oh, | didn't have to behave. | was
the hostess-New Yorker.
"Ahr said Bragg, with a view to
making Miss Brightly Jealous 81 was
alone for quite a while last evening
with one whom l admire very much"
"Ahp' replied Miss Brightly, "alone.
were you?"-Cathollc Standard.
YES" said the bride of week.
Jack tells mo everything he knows
and l tell him everything l know"
Indeed" rejoined the ex-riyal 1.-The
silence when you two are together
must be oppressive. Home Chat.
A Hasty Remark.-Now, Tommy,
want you to be good while / am out"
"Tll be good for a nickel" was Tom
my's modest offer. Tommy" said
, the mother, II want you to remember
, that you cannot be a son OF mine UNI
, less you are good for nothing"
| Rigid Devotion to Duty-"What
|, possible comfort can you take" asked
his wife, lin sitting on the pier and
fishing all day for half a dozen littl0
ring perchY' 81 have the comfort of
, knowing" replied Mr.. Kydoodle, stern
, y, that | am standing out against the
/ Infamous beef trustT
Marmaduke-Before we were mar
ried she used to say "by-by" so sweet
ly when | went down the steps Mont
, norency-And what does she say now?
Marmaduke-Oh, just the same thing,
, buy, buy" Montmorency-Ah, seel
She exercises different spell over
Washington Life.
, "What sort of breakfast food do you
/, ike. Mr.. Newcome" asked Mrs. Starry
, EN- on his first morning in her house.
, well ma'am," replied the new board
, err Il wouldn't mind some tenderloin
steak, couple o poached eggs on
toast, lamb chops, hot Mullins coffee
and ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Press.
I'VE don't want no fyin'-machines,"
said Mr.. Erastus Pingley, emphatical-
, ly. Dem automobiles is bad enough"
"Do you think tiying-machlnes will be
, worse than automobiles "Yass, |
| does. When you is hit by an automo-
bile dar you is; but when you is hit
by a flynn machine you amt throo yit
You has long hard drop comin'.''-
, Scissors.
The musical-instrument seller had
succeeded at last In working off a
cheap fiddle on customer at four
times its value. Where shall send
itY' he inquired. ITO Ola - street
: My fat is on the third floor" The fid.
dle-dealer's face fell. He had moved
with his family the day before to the
nat on the second floor of No. 914 -
street. on a three years agreement
The Wasp.
FeatberinE His Nest.
The following marriage notice was
oifnnai from Russian nanor .ro.o