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The Jasper news., 1906-07-12
HOW THIS?

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Just

Down ID Alien co unity there was =
calf, just a.common measly little calf
marked with red and white spots. One
farmer killed it; another farmer claimed
it. S9Ri
There W a. TREAT OF calf case that
is still marching on. 1t has already been
teied three times and the prospect are
as we writs that is that the jury will a
gain disagree. Whoever loses eventually
will be stuck for $500 or $500 10 the way
of cost, to say nothing OF his lawyer fees
and other expenses The winber will
not lose quite. sq much as the man who
loses the suit, but he will also be ID
the hole probably to the tune OF sever al
hundred dollars. The value ofthe cali
originally was somewhere from S5 to $40
Meantime it is reported tnat the entire
neighborhood has become divided on the
calf question. Old time aeighbors anb
friends have become enemies and
circulated stories about each other.
We do not know that it has got into the
churches but. II it hasn't it will.
Beth sides will demand that the preach
er take up with them; If he takes up with
either side his name is likely to be Dem
mis- and il he tries to keep on good terms
with both sides none of them will have
any use for him. He will be charged
with trying to carry the calf on both
shoulders and the first thing he knows
he will have to hunt for another flock to
The Jasper news., 1906-07-12

1t is always an ungracious act
to point moral over the coffin OF
dead man; but the remarks OF
friend of public man who kill
ed himself the other day contain
so wise a warning against gamb-
ling that it ought to be repeated.
The suicide had lost his fortune
specializing in the stock.market
and at the card-table. The friend
remarked, Bridge whist ought to
be craven on his tombstone. -
Youths Companion.
The Jasper news., 1906-07-12

"FAIRvIEw" is the name Of little
Western magazine published at Tacoma,
Washington, by the Fairview Publish
ing Co. 1t is "Magazine Of good pa.
ture for Saints, Sinners and U.s." con-
tanning breezy Western stories, COM
ment on some patent truths, and is a
clear echo Of the great wonderful West.
Fifty cents a year; after June !, 800.
Sample copies 10 cents.
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WANTED: by Chicago Wholesale and.
mail order house, assistant manager
imam or woman) for this county and adj
joining territory. Salary 500 land ex-
penses paid weekly; expense money ad-
vanced. Work pleasant; position per-
manent. No Investment or experience
required. Spare time valuable. Write
at once for full particulars and enclose
self-addressed envelope.
SUPERINTENDENT, 1872 Lake st,
Chicago, Ill. % Is
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MISREPRESENTATION -.
Just "A Calf Case ~
From The Mail and Breeze 0yM
From The Mail aud Breeze

lead. The children willdivide, and pro.
badly are already divided into factions
known as the calf killers and the anti.
calf killed. There will be battles in /;
which there will be blackened eyes and
bloody noses among the young and rising
generation. After awhile the original
cause OF the contention will be forgot.
ten. but the fend will 60 on just the
same.
II this were in the South instead Of 10
Kansas it would be surprising ifthe case
did notlead ts,the formation Of rival ban.
dts whose members would pc armed and
lay for each other with guns. Enmity
would be handed down from generation
to generation and the grandchildren and
greatgrandchildren OF the men who
lquarrelsd about the little calf would
shoot ono annther on sight. Up here
In Kansas the principals and their friend
arc likely to take 1t out in hating and a.
bnsing each other.
Behold what ruction one calf can
start.
This case makes US wonder whether
we are gotting so much wiser after all.
We get chesty at times and boast about
how much more considerate and civilized
we are getting but just let the human
animal iget rolled and he has no more
sense than his remote ancestor who went
about clothed in wolf skins and RECALLED
himself with half cooked dog.
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Wanted-Two men in each county to
represent and advertise Hardware De.
partment, put out samples ofour goods,
etc. Travelling Position or Office Man.
ager. Salary 5000 per month cash
weekly, with all expenses paid in ad
vance. We furnish everything. THE
COLUMBIA HOUSE, Chicago, Ill.
Dept. 610, Monon Bldg
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THE BOSS And The STATESMAN.

THE BOSS And The STATESMAN. |
Men of two distinct types rise |
prominence in public life-the
party "boss" and the statesman. |
Its seldom that one man COM
bines in his own person the char
actefistics of both, for they spring
from different ideals Of public
duty,
The boss devotes himself to
bringing about the success of his
party because he desires to profit
by the opportunities which accom-
pany victory at the polls, His
motto is Win; honestly, if posi-
BILE; but any way, win" Out of
this policy spring all the frauds
and scandals of political cam
paigns.
The frauds begin in the election
of delegates to nc minating con-
ventions. Contrasting delegations
are sent from districts where the
machine is weak, aud the packed
convention gives them the seats to
which others have been fairly
chosen. The other steps in the
process are fraudulent registration
to make majority in a doubtful
district, purchase of votes, and dis.
honest canvas after the poles are
closed. Such practices are not
general, nor even frequent, but
they have been common enough to
be responsible for the continuance
in power or more than one state
boss. Within a few years more
the ranks of such bosses have been
greatly thinned. Some of them
have died, others have lost their
control of their party. The stan.
ard of political morality is precep-
tib!y higher than it was.
The other type of man is indiff-
erent to political machines. he
makes his appeal direct to the
people. His object Island the
more statesmanlike he is the more
steadily he pursues that object
to carry out principals and poll
cies not SIMPLY to carry the mex
election.
No mere party manager in
American history enjoys fame tt
be compared with that Of the high
minded Washington whose sole
desire was for the establishment
Of free representative government
Lincoln's unselfish toll for tn
preservation of the union raiset
|
him on pedestal SO high that tn
party bosses of lis time scarsel!
reach to his feet The vogue O
the boss is as short as the graft
tude of his followers when he ha
no more favors to grent. This j
!, government by parties and pal
ty managers are necessary; but tn
people seldom forget that til
great principals for which thei
. parties stand are of more import
6 ance than the personal fortunes {
9 any individual.
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From the present indications this
will be the most prosperous year
for this locality that we have en-.
joyed for many years,
The Jasper news., 1906-07-12

Senator Stone acts as though he
didn't want Gov. Folk to have any
part in the reception ef w. j.
Bryan. Mr. Stone is acting very
small for a United States Senator.
The Jasper news., 1906-07-12

Issued every Thursday and devoted to
tho interests Of the people Of Jasper and
vicinity. Our politics-sThe greatest
good to the greatest number"
Entered at the Postoffice at Jasper,
Mo-, as Second-class matter September
81, 1898.
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WANTED-District Managers to post
signs, advertise and distribute samples.
Salary $500 weekly. $500 per day
for expenses. State age and present
employment IDEAL SHEAR CO.,
9Randolh ST., Chicago.
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We make Brick Ice Cream and
sell it cheaper than you can get
it at any other place. } w.
Boucher & Son.

Il.
tits always we'll to have box Of
salye in the house. Sunhurn, cuts, and
bruises, plies and boils yield to De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. Should
keep box on hand at all times to pro.
vide for emergencies. For years the
standard, but followed by many imita-
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Wits Witch Hazel Salve. Sold by
j. 4. Schooler.
i Wanted.
Two men in each county to represent
and advertise Hardware department,
put out samples Of our goods, etc.
Travelling Position or ONCE Manager.
Salary $1,000 per month, cash weekly,
weth all expenses paid in advance, We
furnish everything. 4,
W THE COLUMBIA HOUSE,
Dspt, $40, 234 9th Ave, Chicago, III,
st-4.
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Highest cash price paid for hides {
BoUcHER q Son.
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Does evil still your whole life fill
Does woe betide?

Your thoughts abide on suicideY
You need pill!
Now for prose and facts-DeWitps
Little Early Risers are the most pleas
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They nevcr grippe Soll by j. X. School
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The Jasper news., 1906-07-12

All trains have through chair cars.
Close connection in union depots.
Tickets sold and baggage checked
through to all principle points IN tne
country. A. II. BAhEh' Ageh''
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The Irish standard., 1906-10-06
DULUTH NEWS.

Mrs. j. H. Sullivan. who has been
visiting at her home in chetek, Wis.,,
for the past week. returned home the
nrst Of the week. Mrs. Sullivan was
elected one Of the auditing board of
the L. A.. A. o. H.. at the recent con-
xention of the order
The collection taken up last Sunday
ct the cathedral for the benefit of the
seminary. Melted neat sum. Several
very liberal donations were made.
sThe funeral Of Joseph, the s-months-
Old son Of Mr.. and Mrs. William NJ.
Hghite. who died Sunday after a pro-
.lonsed illness. was held Monday morn
Zig from st. James Catholic church.
iAterment was made in Calvary GENE.
t1ry.
Saturday night last brought to a
close the st. James bazaar and the af-
fir wound up in a blaze of glory. The
$500 aauerel painting of Father d. w.
L1nch, which he donated to the bazaar
to b ramsd OF. was won by Kenneth
NaaDonald, who at once presented It
The Irish standard., 1906-10-06
Written for III. Children,

The Irish Standard is in receipt OF
a copy of Jesus of Nazareth: The
Story OF His Life; written for Chill.
dren;" by Mother Mary Loyola.
The Vtncentian Missionaries OF
Springfield, Mass. recognizing the
great need Of such book, engaged
the services Of Mother Mary Loyola of
st. Mary's Convent, York. England, to
write this book for the children of
America. The Vincentian Fathers paid
Mother Loyola generous sum. the
amount she asked, for writing the
work. They had the book made up un.
der their supervision, and at their own
expense. in order that they might have
the right to set the price as low as pos
sible. thus enabling larger number of
children to procure this excellent work.
The book is very tastefully gotten up,
printed on excellent laid paper, beauti-
fully bound, and stamped in we'll dis
played gold lettering.
The work. consisting of 400 pages, is
published by Benziger Bros, and is
sold by all Catholic dealers at the re-
markedly low price of 80 cents.
The Irish standard., 1906-10-06
"Apain or YETI"

A well-known Atlanta gentleman
tells story Of an Albanian who has a
wife with a sharp tongue.
Jones had come home about o'clock
in the morning rather the worse for a
few highballs. AS soon as he opened
the door his wife, who was waiting for
him in the accustomed place at the
top of the stairs, where she could
watch his uncertain ascent, started up
braiding him for his conduct.
Jones went to bed, and when he was
almost asleep could hear her still
scolding him numerically. He dropped
off to sleep and awoke after a couple
Of hours. only to hear his wife re-
mark:
Il hope all the women don't have to
put up with such conduct as this"
ANNIE" said Jones. ARE you talk
ing again or yet?"
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Astonished Jane. =

The new cook Ewas helping her miss
tress to prepare dinner. All went we'll
until the macaront for the pudding was
brought out. The cook glowed with
surprise as she beheld the long white
sticks. But when they were carefully
placed in water she gave choking
gasp. .......
Did you say. missus,.s, She said, in
an. awed voice. 'Tthat you are goin' to
make puddin' out Of that?"- IS
yes, Jane" was the reply, that is
what I intend to do. Have you never
seen macaroni cooked before?'
mo, ma'am," answered the cook: y
amt. The last place I was at5we al
ways used them things to light the
gas with" as -
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About Second Papers.

Pursuant to an act Of congress,
passed at It's last session, to provide
a uniform rule for the naturalization
Of aliens, it will be necessary on and
after Sept. eth, 1906, for every applf-
cant for second papers to petition to
place CT residence, occupation, date
and place Of birth, date of arrival
and port, in the United States, name
Of vessel in which transported, whether
married or single; If married the name,
date and place Of birth and present adj
dress of wife; names, place and birth
and present residence of any and all
minor children; that he is able to speak
the English language, that. he, has been
a resident of the United States for at
least five years and Of the state, at
least one year Immediately preceding
the date of his petition: also the names
Of two witnesses, citizens of the United
States, stating their occupation and
place Of residence. A copy Of the above
shall be posted in conspicuous place
in the court house where the petition
is filed. for at least thirty days prior
to the date fixed by the court for the
final hearing and on such date the ap-
plicant shall again appear with his wit.
by the act is 81. Any time prior to
nesses for examination. The fee fixed
Sept. 9th. second papers will be grant,
ed to any one qualified to receive them
under the present method and at the
present price Of 81. 1t behooves those
contemplating taking out second papers
to attend to it at once.
The Irish standard., 1906-10-06
The VIRGINS Tree.

Tourists who have visited Egypt,
says the London World, will learn
with regret that he Virgins tree at
Matarien (Heliopolis), in the suburbs
Of Cairo. has fallen. The famous tree
was sycamore beneath whose shade
the Holy Family is said to have found
shelter after its flight into Egypt. AL
though this is doubted my many, the
tree has remained as a relic associat-
ed with sacred history, and many peo-
pie carried away fragments of its bark
or leaves as \ remembrance
The Irish standard., 1906-10-06
The Old pudesn.

My old clay pipe! thou 'minds't me
well
OF other times. long gone, long gone.
o many's the tale that thou couldst tell
OF days when life was like song,
On the old sod. when youth was
strong.
Though thou are crumbled, like my
self,
Thine is the solace still that cheers,
And when take thee from the shelf,
Then. musing while each blue ring
clears,
see again the passing years.
Now round my chair loved forms ap-
Called by thy magic into view,
Sire. playmate. sweetheart, mother
dear,
Thou gentlest souls that e'er I knew.
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chaplain in the British army in 1851,
and was also in the civil war in this
country. Old age was the cause of his
death. His remains were taken to Du.
luth for interment,
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The Angels Bidding.

Not sound is heard in the Convent;
The Vesper Chant is sung,
The sick have all been tended,
The poor nuns tolls are ended
Till the Matin bell has rung.
Ali is still, save the clock, that is tick
ing
So loud in the frosty air,
And the soft snow, falling as gently
AS an answer to a prayer;
But an Angel whispers, 20 Sister, -
You must rise from your bed to pray;
In the silent, deserted chapel,
You must kneel till dawn of day;
For, far on the desolate moorland,
So dreary, and bleak and white,
There is one all alone and helpless,
In peril of death tonight.
"No sound on the lnoorland to guild,
him, "a
No star in the murky air:
And he thinks of his home and mis-
loved ones :.....
With the tenderness Of despair:
He has wandered for hours in tn,
snow-drift,
And he strives to stand in vain,
And SO lies down to dream of his chill
dren,
And never to rise again.
'Then kneel in the silent chapel
Till the dawn of tomorrow's sun,
And ask of the Lord you worship,
For the life of that desolate one:
And the smiling eyes of his children
Will gladden. his heart again,
And the grateful tears of Gods poo,
Will fall on your soul like rain!
yet, leave him alone to perish,
And grace Of your God implore,
With all the strength of your spirit,
For one who needs it more.
Far away. in the cleaning city,
Amid perfume, and song, and light,
A soul that Jesus has ransomed
Is in peril of sin tonight.
1.-THE Tempter is close beside him,
And his danger is all forgot,
And the far-off voices of childhood
Call aloud, but he hears them not;
He sayeth no prayer, and his mother
He thinks not Of her today,
And he will not look up to heaven,
And his angel is turning away.
"Then pray for soul in peril,
A soul for which Jesus died;
Ask, by the cross that bore Him,
And by her who stood beside;
And the Angels Of God will thank YOU
And bend from their thrones of light
To tell you that Heaven rejoices
At the deed you have done tonight"
"A. A. Proctor.
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"EiIeen Asthore."

Gt0Vu ASIn0r0s
Twas so long since we heard the sweet
singer
That I thought we should hear min
no more,
But tonight. while we eagerly listened
We heard him in Eileen Ashore
We saw the heather clad hillsides
OF ireland SO peaceful and fair,
Saw the sunny poisoning hedges
And the wild Irish rose blooming
Oh, the beautiful voice Of the singer
Will long be remembered. I ween,
Dear to all, but especially dearer
i. To wearers of the green.
And many a heart has sweet day.
dreams
Of Erin's beautiful shore,
Who heard him sing o, so sweetly,
Eileen. fair Eileen ashore.
Mary M. Maher.
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May Heav'n's hosts their pathway
StreW.

May Heav'n's hosts their pathway
strew.
Ashore! there rise my native hills,
I see each old familiar scene,
A lad once more, by Connaught rills,
I pluck the little shamrock green,
To grace the hair of my colleen.
And then SEQ the strappin' blade,
A wild young buck, all free from care
Whom man nor ghost could make
afraid;
No harvest dance, nor market fair
The country round, but was there.
Alas, wake by Hudsons tide
Not by the Shannon Of my dreams;
But though that boon to mes denied,
know that where yon sunset beams,
My Erin's sparkling emrald CLEANS!
Dudeen! dear, blackened bit of clay,
A-sittin' by the fire alone,
Many the hours we've whiled away;
I mourn the kindly spirits flown,
But thou, old friend, art still my own!
james Hart in the Pilot.
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the st. Clements church, Of which the
decedent was a member. Raw. Father
Brockmeysr. the pastor, oficiated.
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