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"THE HOUSE OF MIRTH."
Savoy Theatre.

dramatization Of Mrs. Edith wharton's recent
novel ''The House OF Mirth," presented at the
Savoy Theatre last night Clyde Fitch and the
author departed, somewhat, from the methods usu-
ally pursued In dramatizing a novel in that they
followed the book itself very closely.
Miss Fay Davis played the part Of the heroine,
Lily Bart, while that OF Lawrence Selden was
played by Charles Bryant. In the cast were Miss
Jane Laurel as Gerty Parish; Albert Bruening, as
Simon Rosedale; Lumsden Hare, as Augustus Tre-
nor; Charles Lane, as George Dorset, and Olive
Oliver Mrs. Dorset.
There are four acts in the play. The climax
in the third act. in which is the scene on
the yacht" The last represents the tene-
ment house in which the heroine. Lily Bart dies.
This lends itself readily to dramatization. The
House Of Mirth' is OF Mrs. Wharton's latest
novels. The plot is laid In New York CITY and
adjacent summer resorts. The characters are or
the -four hundred" The novel depicts the strus-
giles of the heroine. Lily Bart against the ternpla-
tions that beset her in such environment. II is a
picture of New York society in which that society
is shown in no particularly favorable light
New-York tribune., 1906-10-23
Sam Bernard Cordially Received at Opening
of Season at Wallaek's.

Sam Bernard opened his New York season at
wallacks last evening In a musical piece by Harry
B. Smith and Ludwig Englander. entitled ''The
Rich Mr. Hoggenheimer." Theatresoers who are
familiar with 1.-THE Girl from Kay's," In which
Mr.. Bernard achieved success two years ago. will
readily recognize the part assigned to him IN The
Rich Mr. Hoggenheimer" In fact. It IS simply
the Hogsenhemer part in the former piece trans
planted elaborated, set with environs and
embellished with business" Needless to say,
Mr. Bernard makes good IN II, for IL ia exactly
the kind OF thing that suits him. A crowded house
greeted him with great cordiality and forced him
to a speech at the end of the second act. "AIr
Hoggenheimer'' will undoubtedly succeed It's the
sort of thing Broadway likes
Mr.. Bernard divides the honors with Miss Georgia
Caine, who sweet in voice. piquant in manners
and agile in dance. won her audience in her every
appearance.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-23
NEW YORK THEATRE.
"Eileen ashore. +"

Chauncey Olcott opened two weeks engagement
at the New York Theatre last night as Richard
Temple. in Eileen ashore. The play Is q TO-
mantic Irish drama" written by Theodore Burt
Sayre. Richard Temple. the hero, young South
ern scapegrace. loses his inheritance His father
leaves it TO Terrence ODonneH because OF Richards
drinking habits. Eileen O'Donnell beautiful Irish
girl saves Temple from himself After many viois-
situdes during which he upsets the schemes Of tho
villain and saves his sweethearts brother the hero
is happily married to Eileen, and all ends well
The part Of Eileen ODonnen was played by Miss
Florence Lester; that OF the villain. Sir Geofrry
LOTUS, by George A Lessey; Rodney oDonneli, by
Arthur Garrett; Terrence O'Donnel, by Richard
Dillon, and Norah O'Toole. by little Miss Olive Nc
Vine.
During the performance Mr.. Olcott sang DAY
Dreams" For Love OF Thee and Eileen As
him.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-23
In AIeunoriara-
Fellows, John.

Fellows. John
BA1DwIN-on Saturday. octoesr 20. after = lingering
band Of Jane Brown BALDWIN Funeral services at his
re 5s ssenn H t 9esay oa sS 81 in ar p
Kingston (N. " papers please copy
ba9w a2aa HfHSss % and i also
Phil Kearny Post No. l. g. A r.. are invited TO at
soninIsw ona Robert b Mead No i5s ROsayie avs
Newark. N J.. Wednesday tho Gath inst. at p
BATLEs-on Sunday. October a. 1905 Robert sAyss
in his 595h year Funeral services at d sts late resi-
2:S0 p n. Intsrment private
gunfay Emo osGssT ,sr # ass hos
Of Rev A. H Birmingham D. D. in hsr 18TH year
Funeral services at her ats rsse9nss Ss 5 S PyosBses
Train leaves Grand Central station Nsw haven road>
at 1:o4 p. m
Notice of funeral hereafter.
sa7s 6ar arnc OF a e. 1S 9R g0S9'! % j. 20 w Mar C
Richard NJ Cornell. deceased daughter Of the late
Meade Funeral on Tuesday october "a at the Churcs
Sarrisges viii meet Pennsg1ania train leaving 2sd St
az s:55 Washington ID. c. and Philadelphia
papers please copy
CRoCKER-on Saturday. October %. his late resi-
qsn' @ v.S4 % @ h MIs ssh m Gs9Es sscs. "a S s b
81 Church MsasSn s ave 10 and t4A "
SON. 6.67aa Vile u Wam fanaa 9S "a and Pa Rts
msnt at Tarrytown y. Y.
D4RRow1As A seEg0 Oak y T. October & 70 g. 1sos GiIssrs
October p at 2 D. m.
DE WITT.-Rsv. John De Witt d D.. In his SSH year.
GS@ass!sE ISssasy osiaS;: Is
AID New Brunswick papers please COPY
FyLLERToN-Entersd into rest Monday. October 2.
Walter w scott 30 H ass wss Andersen a st. Haoasn
III Ta s ssb Van % S.4 sdg q Ass
NIL M suas e ssd q on w w'pssdsy o October r. n
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indeed, has been accomplished: she has assembled
uncom-aopy efficient company. so that most OF
the characters auxiltar to her sustained
bv competent actors, and she has given sweet,
pure. sympathetic, lovable Interpretation OF Imo-
gen: but il remains for her 20 mend the broken
Joints IN the text of her stage copy OF Shake
speare's play: relieve her scenes OF q needless
burden OF cumbersome furniture; to lberate her
self and her associates from incompetent guidance:
and to allow. throughout the representation. the
prevalence not OF Prose but OF Poetry.
New-York tribune., 1906-10-23

BROwN-SEXTON-M and Mrs. Augustus ". Sexton
announce the marriage Of their dsuEhter Hestsr Pear
Roland Gerry Brown. Saturday, October o.
by the Rev. David G. wyie. D. D.. At Rossbank
Staten Island. N. Y.
GAYLORD-COONLEY-O October Do 1906, a ths resi-
brides father, DR.. Edgar David coonlsy.
Port Richmond Island. by the Rev, Thompson
H Landon, D. D.. Mary Ellen Coonley William stan
dish Gaylord
LYON-sCHMIDT-ou Saturday. October 20 at calvary
Church, Summit n. J.. by the Rev. DR.. Gwyrns Mar
garet De Forrest Lyon, Of Summit. y. J.. to George
Plumer Schmidt
Notices OF marriages and deaths must be indorsed
with full and address.
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Died.

GRANT-At Rrookline Mass. 20 Stephen MascA
~ bis 4sn year Funeral al his late residences
%. al 2:s0 D. m
KURsHEEpT-At Paris France. on octossr Il, Frederic
evening and sunday
NEwToN-s Suddenly Sheffield Mass Ralph W New
FIushng n Y. wsdnssday ostossr "a 1ass. a. ii
a m Carriages waiting Bridge station the
rival Of train leaving East 34th St. at 1920 a
MORRISON Monday October % 1900 Sarah A. Norris
ss,o xa9S OF Noah N2Trs Funeral Fyices At hs. is,s
nooa oct6Ssr & @ oeoe 0 ssa. Z, atss s
venienes OF family.
oTIs-on Monday. October % at catskin- Hudson.
n p; Of New York Fune.al win Be held bar
residences, on Wednesday. October "a at O'Clock
pertonts Mrs n Louise ovens Seloved We r. y
AIseTt ~ Owens and daughter OF the late Charles NJ
terment at Canaan
PIG-JMMERrA5 GIA her residen,s IlewsIlyn Park. West
WIDOW OF vvia On q suPda5 October "a Eazs Bs.tins
sss FGnsral services win be from late
ment at Mount Holly. \. j.. on wednesday, -A'-'
RANpEI1-At the residence Of his daughter Mrs Fred
October y iso6 ssmuef psns Ras s..s I "a on a0nisy
neral service tbs day from his late rsktencs the
ST.. " Y. Delawars. Lackawanna Western Railroad
TEERYmon zsss sunday nd October q Tsrytowa N.
sb yesT r0s 81 hs o Sss Lgsi1S Ha Terry q New Or
Wednesday in St Louis. Francisco papers piaasS
IfSa6sENoR-suddenly AZ Newark n j., October "a
af s. al, s hTs os.5ST S Il 10 Il, bssTdy ss & St, e Ss...
Notice OF funeral hereafter
vIEL&suddsnry. residence IN Paris octob.r 10
Teresa yele. daughter Of the late Francis Grta oA
BENJAMIN Howard Warren. OF AIbsrsns. Va. ana for-
ry o, 5oStSn Funeral service AZ ne Church OF ne
York Wednesday, October "A. az II a n fntsrEnsas
day mOrninE octobar %.
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tra station Weostsg and Jerome Ayenu. tFolsJr IN
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Baldwin Newton Kurshsodt Frederic i.
Baldwin, Robert J. Newton, Ralph ".
Bayles. Robert Norris Sarah A.
Burlngha Emma g. Otis Frances c.
Cordier Auguste J. Owens, n Lou.ss.
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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Mry Mary Ammick

Pinkham, of Lynn. Mass, is fully quail
fiedto give helpful advice tosick women.
Read Mrs. Dimmick's letters.
Her first letter:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
II have been a sufferer for tho past eight
years with = trouble which f1rst originated
from painful periods-the pains we're excruci-
ating, with Inflammation and liberation OF the
female organs. The doctor says i must have
an operation OF l cannot live. l do not want
TO submit to an operation il can possibly
avoid it. Please help me."-Mrs. Mary
Dimmick, Washington, D.. G.
Her second letter:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
"You will remember my condition when I
last wrote you, and that the doctor said l
must have an operation or l could not live.
I received your kim letter and followed your
advice very carefully and I'm now entirely
well. As my case was so serious 1t seems q
miracle that l am cured. know that l owe
not only my health but my life to Lydia E.
Pinl1ham's Vegetable Compound and TO your
advice. l can walk miles without an ache or
. pain, and l wish every suffering woman
would read this letter and realize what you
can do for them. Mrs. Mary Dimmick, 59th
and East Capitol Streets. Washington, ID. Z.
How easy it was for Mrs. Dimmick to
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass.
and how little it cost her-a two-cent
stamp. Yet how valuable was the reply
As Mrs. Dimmick says-itsavedher life.
Mrs. Pinkham has on Ale thousands
Of Just such letters as the above, and
Offers ailing women helpful advice.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
The Best Guaranty of Merit
is Open Publicity.

Every hottie o. DR.. Ficroe's world
famed med icines leaving tie great laoo-
ratory at Buffalo, y. y, has printed
upon it's wranpcr all The i%ngredients
entering into rs eompos.tlon. This fact
alone places Or. Piercs'S lamily Mcai-
cines in q class ull bY themselves. They
anuot be ciassed VIII patent or secret
medicines because they sre neither. This
Is why so many unprecedented physicians
prescribe them aid recommend them TO
are composed OF. and that the ingredients
are those endorsed by the most eminent
medical authorities.
Tho turtle. TACT that neither Or.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, the
great stomach tonic, liver invigorator,
"Favorits Prescription for weak, over
worked. broken down. nervous women.
contains any alcohol, also entities them
70 . place all by themselves.
Many years ago. DR.. Pierce discovered
tha. chemically pure glycerine, Of proper
alive Of the medicinal principles resid-
ing in eur Indigenous, or native. medi-
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more, that II possesses valuable medicinal
properties Of its own, being demulcent,
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Neither OF the above medicines con-
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bottle wrapper. They are safe to use and
potent to cure.
Not only do physicians prescribe the
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the most intelligent people employ them
people who would not think OF using
the ordinary patent. or secret medicines
Every ingredient entering into the com
position OF DIR. Piercc's medicines has
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any such professional endorsement
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets euro con.
stipation. Constipation is the cause Of
cure the disease. One "Pellet" is u gentle
laxative. and two . mild cathartic. Drug
gists sell them, and nothing is "just a
GOOD" Easy to take as candy.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Thu LADY from Boston.

The duke OF Argyll has rather a pretty
wit. and some years ago he was travelling
in Canada on a hunting trip. lie had been
roughing II fairly hard. and looked very
oesrimed and we-ather-beaten when lie set
aboard a Canadian Pacific train. about
twenty miles from Manitoba. and sank
into a sea. beside q me young lady from
Boston.
Don't you md a ;oo-utterly passlonful
sympathy with natures most incarnate
aspirations among The sky-topping noun
tains and the dim aisics OF the horizon
touching forests. my good man." said the
soulful lady. after an interval.
oh. yes. yes" replied the apparent
- drawn i.to rSaltation Of rapt pl.ssfui-
ness and Yea tfc incandescen. intinity OF
abstract eo%ntiguity when my horse STUN
bles."
Indeed SAID tho Boston maiden. 81
had no Idea the lower classes ever fell
like that"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA
A Desperately Serious Case Cserd "
Or. Williams ptnk Pits

Or. Williams Ptnk Pitts
Brought to the very verge sS &
ton by tho rejection of all n~orrasamesss
her vitality almost destroyed, cax ~
covery of Mrs. ]. A. Wyatt, Of Ma. lra
Seventh street, Dea Maines, Mwa~
seemed hopeless. Her physicians aersesy
failed to reach tho seat Of tse 6!a4cniey
aud death must have resulted IL cue hA&
not pursued an independent osurs< eng
gested by her sisters experience
Mrs. Wyatt says: IL had psfa IT, eass
region Of tho heart, palpataaksa snE
shortness of breath 20 that I ssst& -
walk very fast. My head s1hsk vsy
badly and l was seized with vUksfAa
spells whenever I took any food Alne
trouble gastritis. but he S.vs ~ % -.
lief. Then I tried . second dou1wWo&
out benefit. BY this time I hAA 1aa0s
very weak. l could not EesH 0aaMe
delicate broth on my stomach. - q
the end Of . month l was scaEOaF 0Eu
than skin and bone and va raaQyGnE~
ing to death.
..Then l recalled how much 6ansaEUy
sister Ind got from DR.. Wflians' k1s1
Pills aud decided to take the0 n eaa0l
of the DOCTORS medicine. Il Vcneaa Z
wise decision for they helped 80 q
nothing else had done. Soon ! esox
take weak tea and crackers N anad2Iy
more mourishment. In two weskEE ~
able to leave my bed. DR.. Wt&kaana
Pink Pills were the only tasksG eha'
checked the vomiting and a. sooa - tAnI
was stopped my other difficulties fs6k0e
have a vigorous appetite ROW CD %
able to attend to all tho duttss q. nj
home. l praise DR.. Williams' risk REh
for Pale People to all my friends hsAoa
l am thoroughly convinced e -
merit
DIR. Williams Pink Pills arc ~ ~ q
druggists aud by the DR.. Wtllians Nd
icine Co. Schenectady, NY
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Not Quite the Same.

From the P1ttsbuTE DlSFHtcH.
1t seems that this boys mother was
born in Canada. but the little fellow Is
a native OF the United States. To tease
him his uncle calls him a little Ca
muck" which never fails to provoke a
vigorous protest. Coming home from
Sunday school the boy tackled his aunt
With the question: 49,.
Aunt hess, why is people baptized?"
She attempted to explain. but. UNI
fortunately. touched a tender spot hen
she said: Willie. you know you were
born in original sim"
Willie regarded this as a variation OF
the hateful accusation SO often made
by his uncle. and Indignantly b1urted
out.
.'Deed l wasn't. l was born in Pitts
burg. I'm an MISUNDERSTANDING
DISPATCH.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
hoW's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward Toy
any case of Catsrrh than cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
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We. the undersigned. have known +. j..
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Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold BY all
Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills fer constipation.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Timely Caution.

Representative Dixon. of Montana, has
q lynching story. a committee OF vig-
ilantes had captured an Ir.shInan and q
Swede and were about to hang them by
tying a rope about the neck OF Zach and
showing them off a railroad bridge.
The first man up was the Swcde. When
ne was pushed off tho rope came unted
and the man struck the water and swan
eshore.
The Irishmnn was next. and when the
men were preparing him he said: Boys,
nc dom careful about fiNin' that rope. ]
can't swim a stroke"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Wha. til. EVENING W~&

Tho evening wore on continued the
mar who was telling the story.
Excuse me-" interrupted the would-be
wit, but can you tell us what the even
ing wore on that OCCASION"
II don't know that 1t Is Important re-
piled the story teller. but If you mus.
know. l believe It was the close Of a SUM
mer day"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
@EQ@

The enormous crops on our seed farms
the past season compel Us TO issue this
special catalogue.
SEM THIS NOTICE d
and receive the radishes and the wonder
full Bargain Book free.
Remit 4c and we add a package of Cos
mos, the most fashionable, serviceable,
beautiful annual flower.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Drawer
c., La Crosse, Wis.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
A Small Matter.

Out, madame IL Ill. but re doctor hat
1t something very trifing. very
small. said the French maid to an inQuir-
ing friend.
"Oh, i am 30 relieved. for I was really
anxious about her. replied the friend.
What does the doctor say the trouble is:"
LET me recall; 1t was something very
leetle," answered the French maid. "Oh.
I nave 1t howl! Re doctor says re madame
has re smallpox"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15
Rich. Juicy Rad,.hes Free.

Everybody loves juicy, tender radishes
Salzer knows this. hence he offers to send
you absolutely free sufficient radish seed
to keep you in tender radishe. al sum
mer long md his great
sALzrR's BARGAIN SEED BOOK.
with its wonderful surprises and great
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-03-15

that Allcoch's are the original and
only genuine porous plasters; all other
80 called porous plasters are limitations.
When Henry &. Payne died a New
York concern gathered from the pa
pers $3.50 newspaper stories OF his life
and career. mounted on Irish linen
leave and bound in six volumes. These
have been delivered to the widow.