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The San Francisco call., 1906-09-13

NOTICE. TO atraetors-ofhce of the Board of
State Harbor Commissioners. Union Depot and
Ferry House. San Francisco, CAL, August 81,
190e.-Seaied proposals or bids will be re-
n m on THURSDAY. September i3 1906 for
furnishing materials and constructing shed on
approach 10 Ferry Slip No. a. the water
front of the city and county of San Iran
hcations prepared therefor by the chief en-
elneer Of the board and adopted BY the boari
August 30. 1906. and on file In this office to
which special reference is hereby made The
materials 10 be used In the work consist of the
requisite Quantities OF yellow and redwood tir
lumber wrought iron. etc. all Of the best
quality specified and subject TO 4 rigid exam
nation. No bid wiilsbc received unless II Is
made on blank form furnished from this Of
fee ana is accompanied by certified check for
to the order of the secretary of the board
as guarantee the part OF the successful
bidder that he will within six f6i days after
the acceptance Of the bid enter into writ
plans and specifications prepared therefor and
will also execute and file with this board
a bond in such sum as the board may deem
adequate. with a surety company. 10 be ap-
misxioners and conditioned for the faithful
rerfornnnce Of such contract nor wifi said
Kid be considered by this board unless de-
ffvered to the secretary or TO the assistant
secretary at the Office of the secretary at or
prior TO ..3o o'clock p. m. on Thursday. Sep
the bids VIII be opened
The board reserves the right TO reject any or
ali bids if deemed for the best interests of
fhe state Bidders are invited to be present
At the opening Of the bids. CHAS. II. SPEAR
T. D. MACKENZIE. HENRY J. CROCKER
Board of State Harbor Commissioners. LOTT
D. NORTON. Chief Engineer. JOHN NJ.
FoY. Secretary.
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PROPOSALS.

l WILL not be responsible for any debts my
wife. ANNIE KNOCHE. may contract
JOHN ENOCHE
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DEATHS.

DEAEhS.
Barren. Rebecca, so Lynn, Mary
Breenan. Mary e., m Magee. Albert. 66
Connolly, John f.. 81 Martinelli. Adolfo, "a
Cunningham, John 1. Mayer, Peter F.. AZ
Brsheim. saei A Wiiheimina o'ponneIl. I-a Philip
Eggers. Mary, IS Phelps, Bert, %
Hines, James H.. 1 m. snmuels, William, 25
Hozmuller, Chas. J. Valentine, Mary E., 81
Hurley, Daniel f., 80
BARREN-In this city. September II. 1906. Re-
beech beloved mother of Abe. Samuel, David.
Walter. Jacob and Rosie Barren, native of
Germany. aged 80 years
BREENAN--In Ocean View. Cal, September IL,
1906 at the residence Of her parents SO lobSs
ter Of Mary E and John Y. Breenan. native
of San Francisco, aged months and 10 days.
CoNNOLLY-In this city. September IL. 1905,
John Francis, dearly beloved husband Of Cath
crime Connolly. devoted father OF John Francis
Jr.. Marguerite. Catherine and the late Clare
Connolly, and beloved brother Of Charles NJ.
Connolly native of Rhode Island, aged 81
years months and is days.
the ormi rsrors Of r. +. Suhr { Co.. ssis Mis-
sion street. near Twenty-afth.
CUSNINGHAM--In this city, September II.
McGough Cunningham. OF the late Patrick
and Mariah Cunningham. and devoted brother
of Joseph. Peter. Frank. Louis. Annie and
Agnes, Cunningham. native of Ukah. Cal.
The funeral e o vii takS piece t toorrow me- row rEi M
dssee dss at ukab II Cal thence to ST. Mary
will be celebrated for the repose OF his soul,
commencing Mt 1890 o'clock.
DoYLE-In this city. September L. 1906; aiary
Agnes Doyle beloved daughter of David and
Katherine Doyle, and sister of William j. and
the late David Doyle Jr.. a native Of San
Francisco, aged months and % days.
DRAHEIM-In San Mateo. CAL. September IL.
1906. Wi1helmina C. Draheim, beloved sister
of Pauline Hesslcr. Mrs. Charles Schumann
Of Chicago. and OF the late Mrs. Anna Schen-
del. native Of Prussia.
Friends and acquaintances are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral services today
row FRIDAY September Il. at o'clock. from
the residence 81 Mrs. Charles Hessier. San
Mateo PARK. Internent CYPRESS Lawn Gene
terry
EGGERS-In Centerville, Cal. September u.
1906 Mary. beloved wife Of the late Herman
Eggers. and mother Of Louis H.. Matilda A..
Andrew F. Alice A. and Helen C. Eggers. 4
native Of Germany. aged rs years months
and IL days.
Friends are respectfully invited to attend
the funeral services tomorrow Friday. Sep
tenber ID. rt p. M frun her late resi-
dence, near Centerville. Cal Interment Cen
teryflle Cemetery-
HENEMAN---In this city, September 10. 1905.
Joseph Heneulan, native of Germany. A
member of Millmen's Union No. s2s.
Friends and ncqraintances are respectfully
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MARRIAGE LICENSES

The following marriage licenses were issued
yesterday:
Perry stromer. 81, city. and Clara Coletti. 21.
city.
Richard wulf. % 1909 Fifth ave-. and Annie
Schntten. 81. 1909 Fifth ave.
:, Milo F, Hickox. q, Alameda. and Gertrude
Grace r. Jones. is. 2oes sutter st.
James ", HolIenbeck u, Rio Vista. and Mary
J. Blake. 81. city.
Fred 4. Goddard %. city. and Angelina
johnson. "a city.
Bruce l. Norton Al. St Louis and Cecilia A.
Shapiand. 2s South San Francisco
John P. Hickey. 33 Watsonville. and Dorothy
Clausen. %. 1445 Octavia St
Emanuel Espinoza. 20. sos Waller st. and
Katie OBrien. %. 800 Waller st.
Cornelius Clark. a. 90 Howard St. and
Bridget Gallagher, 80. 20 Folsom St
Oakland. Sept 12.-The following marriage
licenses were issued today:
Hans P. Kraghoim. 2s. San Francisco. and
Minnie C. Madsen %. Iivermo-e
Charles A. Surphlis 81. Oakland. and Emily
]. Koenig, "a. Oakland
Aldrich Barton. 26. Oakland. and Martha B.
Coffin. "a Oakland.
Andrew cackiey. %. Oakland. and Gertrude
Dow, %. Oakland.
Z Frederick Zepf. %. Fruitvale. and Anna f.
Smith. 10, Fruitvale.
Frank Heller, 80, Oakland. and Annie Fried.
33 Oakland
Harold s. Ho'lingsworth. 81. Oakland. and
Sarah f. Gilland. o5 Santa Cruz.
Clarence s. Caldwell 90. Oakland, and Hazel
NJ. Peck. 10. Oakland.
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Of late brother Philip O'DouneII. t0npr-
row friday morning at O'Clock from 2694
Folsom street.
PHELPSAIn the City and County Hcspifai Sen
tember 12 1903 Bert Phelps. a native OF Cali
for1ia. aged % years.
REES-In this city. September IL. 1906. Saran
beloved wife of David Rees. and mother OF
Frank. Harry and Arthur Rees and Mrs.
George Thomas, native Of England. aged 66
years.
Friends and scquaintsnces are respectfully
invited r. attend the funeral services tOmOr-
row Fr'ffay1 at IL o'clock a. m. at ST.
Stevens Episcopal Church. Fulton street, near
Fillmore Interment Cypress Lawn Gene
tery. by carriage.
SAMuEIS-In Larkspur Cal. September 10.
lsO6- William. beloved son af william and
Lizzie j. Snmuels and brother OF Nay Pearl
Arthur. Mil6red Lloyd. Herbert. Ruth and
Heroid Samuels. and Mrs. B W Henning. a
native OF New Jersey. aged 25 years and II
Friends and scquaintanecs are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral services today
Thursday. at IL o'clock A. M. at the par
lors OF Halsted & Co.. s24 Fillmore street.
Iuternert Cypress Lawn Cemetery. by
riage.
E.AIENTISE-zFn Alameda Cal. September II
1906. Mary E.. dearly beloved mother Of Mrs.
Fred z. Hobbs. and grandmother Of Mildred
A. and Winsfow F. Hobbs native OF Rich
mond. Virginia. aged 81 years and Is days
FRIENDS and acquaintances are respectfully
invited TO atfend the funeral services t0mOF-
row fFridayl. September a. at O'Clock d. m
Mt hez late residence. 2620 Bsiena Vista ave-
nle. Alameda Interment private. Mountain
View Cemetery.
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Glass .Np cLAzIyG.

GLASS and Glazing-Leave your orders and they
will receive prompt attention GREGORY &
Co. aia-5o1 Gelde, Cate ave nesr Ven Ness
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sAN HRUNo PARK REAL EsrA TIE.

HENSLES c.. White Garage bldg.
corner Van Ness and Market-Ofer choice
fIfes 10 horneseexers on monthly installmentH;
an purchasers are requested 10 communicates
IN once With eonlpany % above address.
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BIRTHS, MARRIAGES AND DEATHS.

Birth marriage and death notices sent bv
mail viii not be inserted. They must be banded
in at either of the publication Offices and be
indorsed with the name and residence Of persons
authorized to have the same published. Notices
restricted simply TO the announcement of the
event are published in this column free OF
charge.
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-13
nIIL VALLEY REAL ESTATE.
BOYLE PARK.
nfUI VALLEY

BOYLE PARK
MILL VALLEY.
~Hr SWITZERLAND OF AMERICA.
I.rce slightly lots wooded: bay and mountain
~icp-: streets Icing graded and severed; build
,nc resfriction minutes 70 station lots 81 feet
and lar1er: price 500 up. 7. G. PARKER &
co. l. T. Parker, agent. NH valley
The San Francisco call., 1906-09-13
HALFMooN BAY REAL ESTATE.

MONTARA.
j. vo- could buy a lot IN the NONTARA
TORN SITE. on line OF the Ocean Shore r. R.
Tor $50 with Improvements guaranteed and
lsav NDTHING DOWN. would you be interested. .
a1lromyb biia excursicn 10 Montars sundays and
H-edneSeavs For reservation call
3f0NTARk REALTY DEF- C0MPAN1.
1900 Golden Cate ave. cor. Eillnaore 81
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FRUIrvALE RFAL ESTATE.
YOUR oPPORTUNITY

YOU Z DIPDhII IAII1.
An artistic house conta lining large living g-roon.
kitchen three bedrooms. bath. pantry. laundry
finest plumbing. TWO manteis. cozy seats. buffet
erc-- ollr : ~ uu-es walk from local train; in
most deslrab,e residence section: Mission in
ierior finish: arEe lot. north side Of street
trees. mes: an Immediate buyer will be given a
barge ia. terms 20 suft; see this place: Farnam
st.. 5slsf ~ Frlitvale ave. opposite Wetherbee
residelrc- ovner's telephone Spruce I131.
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Al.AMepA REAL EsrArE.

FOR sale or 10 rent Alameda: s-room cottage
modern improvements. furnished unfur-
niSled. beautiful garden 2251 Clinton ave.
hpfwern OAK and Walnut.
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TREASURY DEPARTMENT
OFFICE OF COMPTROLLER OF THE CUR
wAsIIINGT6NN ArGrSr 81 1ans

WANIIINIIIDN. AIJJoI 81, lJU0-
Whereas by satisfactory evidence presented
to the undersigned. il has been made TO appear
that The Crocker National Bank of San Fran
cisco. IN the City of San Francisco. in the
County Of San Francisco and State of California
aas compiled with all the provisions OF the
Act OF Congress 70 enable National Banking
Associations 10 extend their corporate existence
and for other purposes" approved July 18th,
1882
New, therefore l. THOMAS P KANE. Deputy
and Acting Comptroller Of the Currency. do
hereby certify that The Croker National Bank
In the County Of San Francisco and State OF
California. is authorized to have succession for
the period specified in its amended articles of
association. namely, until close Of business on
August 81. 1926.
II testimony whereof witness my hand and
seal Of office this thirtyfrst day Of August. 1906
tSeaD I. p. KANE,
Deputy and Acting Comptroller Of the Cur
rency-
No. s555.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20

Seminal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
TIME OF HIGH t
HER oFFENsE E.

The respondent damsel had been
apprehended in the very act of drink
ing carbolic. The speedy work of
skilled physicians saved her life. The
physicians afterward admitted that
they had saved 1t. An ofiicious on
stable arrested her on the ground Of
attempted suicide. Then a wise man
present interfered and said:
TQObject Ito this high-handed pro-
cedure. If this person is to be seized
on any charge. it should be as a vio-
lator of the pure-food law"
How 81? + exclaimed every one in
unison.
Because she was putting acid in
side err }
Whereupon the crowd released the
woman and with one accord hanged
the author of the pun.-Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
col CAN N ION
DOWNS RALPH
Woodbridge Pool Crack Plays a
Great Game and Champion
ship Remains Among Three.

TRENTON, Dec. 2O:-Joe Cou.
cannon. of Woodbridge, finished the
state pool championship tournament
in great style, last night, when he de-
feated the Hightstown player, Ed
Ralph, by a score of 1875 to Ill.
The result again makes a tie of
the tournament, but Manager Steel,
of the Arcade, announced last
ing that there would be no playing
off of the tie, but he would divide
the 5000 purse equally between the
three men.
Concannon was in great form all
through the match. In the early
frames he was fine and soon ran up
a commanding lead. When he had so
balls Ralph had just turned the 25
mark. Toward the latter part of the
match, however, Ralph regained his
best form and was fast cutting down
the lead when the end came. The
scores:
Concannon-10, 10, 8, 3, 2, Is, 10,
4, 8, 6, 0, IL, 8, 4, 6, Is, Abs.
Ralph-5, 2, Z, 2, 13, O, 2, IL, 6, 9,
IL. a. 10. 6. 9. @. sill.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
D TO COMPANY
For Excellence in Welfare Work
Among its Employees.

rOr EXCELLENCE III Netfare WORK
Among its Employees.
The New York Telephone Company
was awarded a silver medal at the
international Exposition Of Social
Service at Milan for excellence in its
welfare work among employees.
The telephone company's exhibit,
which was installed and interpreted
by the American Institute of Social
Service, consisted in the main of
photographs with descriptions show
ing the conditions under which the
$500 odd telephone operators work
in the New York city telephone ex-
changes.
The thoroughly practical and ef1c-
lent welfare work which this COM
pany carries on may be elassed under
three headings. hygenic and social
betterments, financial betterments,
and educational betterments.
With regard to the first. it may be
stated that all the operating and
work rooms are large. airy. and well
ventilated, and scrupulously clean.
In every exchange each operator is
provided with a sanitary wire net
ting locker for her clothing. The ex-
changes are equipped with lunch
rooms. where tea, coffee, ETC., are
furnished by the company free of
charge. There are also well appoint
ed sitting rooms in which the cur
rent magazines and are
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
THE FINAL
PLANTERS STAKES.
Sir TOddington Wins I'm Close Deci-
sion Mt New Orleans.

Sir TOddington Wins In Close Deci-
sion mt New Orleans.
NEW ORLEANS, Dec. 20.-The race
between Sir Toddington and Allow
maise in the Planters stakes at City
park was not finally decided in favor
of Sir Toddington until the stewards
had conferred.
Jockey Martin, Allowmaise's rider,
asserted that Sir Toddington was rid
den at the finish so as to shut Allow
maise off. The stewards decided that
Allowmaise had not been fOuled.
Jockey johnson was painfully injur-
ed against the fence in a crush of
horses in the first race. The winners:
First Race.-Salvage, first; kits, Sec
ond; Wild Irishman, third.
Second Race. Missouri Lad, first;
Gentian, second; Ralbert, third.
Third Race.-Naran, first; Profitable,
second; ARABIC, third.
Fourth Race.-Sir Toddington, first;
Allowmaise, second; Mortiboy, third.
Fifth misunderstanding, first; Envoy,
second; James Reddick, third.
Sixth Race.-Belle of the Bay, first;
Bluedale, second; Western, third.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
H SWEETS OF LOVE-.

I found her making %toffee:
She looked so nice and sweet
That on her neck | dabbed a kiss
And beat a swift retreat.
But she was quicker still:
h swung the pan around,
And in a trice hat sticky mess
/ on my shirt-front found!
/ wore a worried look;
1t riled me, l confess:
l said: How am l to get home
In this adhesive mess?'
She only laughed and said:
ut isn't nice it's true.
But then, you see, it only shows
How sweet l am on you!"
That evening when I'd changed
And We were friends again,
She spoke a word which rendered me
The happiest of men.
And then she said to me
In accents sweet and low,
Il won't do it again; 1t makes
You so stuck-up you know!"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20

NEW YORK, Dec. 20.-All the rail
road terminals in New York and Jer-
sey City, with the exception of the
New York Central and New Haven
roads, will be. tied up Saturday by a
strike if by that time the five great
roads coming TO New York as well as
the Long Island and Staten Island
companies do not grant the increase In
wages demanded. Three thousand yard
conductors, brakemen and others Will
II work.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20

on file. Special attention is given to
the sick bays and lavatories, all Of
which are under the charge of mat
rons.
Financial betterments are along
the line of providing faithful en-
ployes with steady work and good
pay, with liberal treatment in cases
of sickness, accident and death. A
system of old age pensions is also un-
der consideration and will undoubt-
eddy be adopted.
The educational betterments are
along the line of schools which are
maintained in the various depart
ments to teach the beginners both
the theory and the practice Of the
work which they will do, in order
that they may become more pro-
1cient in their duties.
This interesting exhibit has been
loaned by the telephone company to
Prince C%assano, of Italy, to exhibit
in Rome during the height of the
winter season. The exhibit was re-
| quested on account of Its educational
value and for its practical suggea-
lions for those who are concerned
in the promotion of improved social
movements in Italy. 1t Is thought
that this exhibit should exert q
strong influence in shaping italian
social economy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
.-Bookmnkers Hard Hit.

LOS ANGELES. Cal, Dec. 20.-The
bookmakers were hard hit at Ascot
by DIR. Crooks winning the first race.
The third race was won by Lady Chis-
we'll at 90 to 1. She had a hard drive
In the stretch, but managed to head u
Avontellus. The other events went to
favorites.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
In The FIELD OF SPORTS
JACK JOHNSON WILLING.

LOS ANGELES, CAL, Dec. 2O:-
Jack Johnson, the colored heavy
weight, who is as good as matched
to fight Champion Jim Jeffries Il a
finish fight, heavyweight champion
ship of the world next July, declares
that he will beat the boilermaker.
Johnson also says he will agree to
any terms demanded by the champion
and bet him $4,000 on the side.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
ROLL FOR 500 TONIGHT.

NEW BRUNSWICK, Dec. 2O:-
Tommy Curtiss and a bunch of fol-
lowers will come from Trenton to
New Brunswick this evening. Cur
tiss rolls Burton in the final series
of their home-and-home match. If
Curtiss wins four of the ten games
he wins the 500 purse.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
His Greatest Fault.

"Slurgit says he spends every cent
of his income"
THAT isn't the worse of it: he
spends every cen of everybody else's
income that he can get hold of."-De.
troit Free Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
TRUST CO.. MEN TO BOWL.

The local trust company's clerks
will bowl a team from the CONNER
cial Trust Company tonight or
Luhr's alleys in Park Row, New
York.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
INTERSTATE LEAGUE STANDING.
TO BOWL HERE TONIGHT.

The Interstate Junior League
teams bowl tonight in this city. The
second team of the Aquahongas and
the Keystones will bowl on the Blood
good alleys, and the second team of
the Amicitias and the Alpines's sec
ond team will roll on Kirby's alleys.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
viii Fi9ht burns For 100000.

LOS ANGELES, Cal, Dec. 20.--
James ]. Jeffries said here that he
would agree to fight Tommy Burns If
a $4,000 purse was provided. He
would not, he said, make a match with
Jack Johnson, a colored pugilist, for
any sum.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
L. LARSEN ROLLED 283.

The Sewarenites practiced last on
Kirby's alleys. The following high
scores were rolled: l.. Larsen, 263;
A. Simonsen, 234, 213; j. Zehrer,
.210; J. Dolan, 2O2; H. Simonsen,
200; H. Shrek, 1874.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20

BRADDOCK, Pa. Dec. 20.-Henry
McCrey, brother-in-law of William FL
lis Corey, president of the steel trust,
died suddenly here. He was stricken
with pneumonia. and heart affection
fastened death. McCrey was widely
known among steel makers in this
country.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20

HARDIN, Manchuria, Dee. 20.1-Fire
destroyed the hrge building situated
IN the center of the town occupied by
the general staff Of the Russian army,
The fire also consumed the museum,
library and a number of shops and
large warehouses.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
~wILL.DRAW COLOR LINE?

Los ANGELES, Dec. 20:-James
J.F Jeffriesl yesterday said that he
would agree to fight Tommy Burns,
if a $50, 900 purse was provided.
Jeffries would not, he said, make a
match with Jack Johnson, a colored
pugilfst, for any money.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
Tony Faust In Terriac Drive.

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 20.-The fea-
ture of the racing card at Oakland
was the Ffdelia handicap, which was
won in a terrific drive by Tony Faust.
C~onceding weight to his field, he ran a
remarkable race, as at the half mile
pole he vas obliged to go around his
field, and then in the finish he out
gained DR.. Leggo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
Deep Enouoh.

you are anaemic," says the physi-
clan, after much humping and prod
ding. You should practice deep
breathing"
Deep b%reathing?" retorts the pa
tient. why, doctor, that's just what
| do all the time. ! work in a sub
cellar, 60 feet below the street level"
Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
BowLERs AT swITzER's.

High scores on the Utopia alleys
last night we're: c. Christensen,
1861 J. Schoonover, 1874; E. Olsen,
1873, 178;tK. Keefer, IT'S.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
AppreciatlNe.

do you read the fashion maya
zines" asked the visitor.
YES" answered Miss Cayenne.
'"They often give such valuable hints
on what not to w~ear."-Washington
Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
JEFFRIEs WILL REFEREE.

TONOPAH, New, Dec. 20:-It was
decided yesterday that James ]. JEFF
fries should referee the Gans-Her.
nan fight. The articles of agree
ment gave the Casino Athletic Club
the right of selection If the principals
could not agree. Jeffries has ac-
the r~efereeship.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
His Dimensions.

What is the Hon. Thomas Rott so
angry about?"
why, the Weekly Palladium and
Farmers vindicator published a n
column cut of him and referred to it
as a 'life-size' portrait Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
The Worst of IL.

Mrs. Smith-So that impudent girl
called you a cat, did she?
Mrs. Brownies, but that wasn't
the worse Of it; she called me an old
cat!'-Detroit Free Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
Both Sides Of It.

my first dollar" remarked old Skin
flint, was the hardest to get"
And your last rejoined his
profiigate nephew, SIS the hardest to
give up."-Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
T GAME DEC. "a.

A match has been arranged be-
tween the Tavernites and the All
Stars for December 81 on the Utopia
alleys.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
Cominu to Him.

"Gayboy is the most cheerful nap
with a headache l eve saw
We'll, he's a grateful sort of chap;
he remembers the time he hal the
night before. detroit Free Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
A Success.

"Snarlsby says it's his ambition to
be a great discoverer."
He is already. He can find more
fault than anyone in the community"
Detroit Free Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
Woman, Woman.

"Ah, dearest, now that we are en-
gagged / feel that the eyes of all the
world are upon you
20, George, do / look all right be-
ind."-Milwaukee Seminal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
Miscons ,rued.

what do you think of these fall
shapes, old man2"
Swell! just saw a girl go by
with a -"
There you go again. | was only
referring to hats. Milwaukee Senti.
nal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
FRIDAY NIGHTS SESSION.

The Friday Nights held their
weekly session last night at Hart
mann's hotel. Bowling was a fea-
ture.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
n

Hyker-I wonder why Columbus inn
agined the world was round?
Pyker-Because it didn't give him a
square deal, | suppose.-Chicago Daily
News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
The Easiest Way.

Belle-I'm trying to break myself
of spending so much money.
Nell-Why don't you get everything
charged ?-Detroit Free Press
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
competen

Lawyer-Well, what was done in
the interim?
Witness-I don't know, sir. l did
MT go into the interim. l staid in the
anteroom.-Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-20
Better Still,

Mrs. Nurich-We've got a baby
g,and" at our house. Have you?
Mrs. Plain-No, but we've got a
grand baby.-Detroit Free Press.