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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Certainly, madam" answered the


II never encountered any one quite
10 stubborn as he Is in an argument
Yes; awfully dogmatic. Isn't he?"
ooh, worse than that. He's positive
Iy bull dogmatic."-philadelphia Press.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
rhr only wa.

Jess-why on earth did Gtsdys mar
~ Charlie Dumlcyg
Tess-Oh, she took the greatest fan
cy to Charles Boston BUN. and he
wouldn't give her the dog.-nuck,
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Amhirnnu..

Big Dealer tbelligercntly-Do you
mean to accuse me Of giving you short
weight on that salsnone
Little Customer tuleeklyl-E mere
remarked there was something fshy
about ycur scale4-Baltimorc Amcri-
san
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

After a woman has been married 50
long she becomes n dog in the manyer
she does not care much FOR her hus-
band herself, hut she dues not want
anyone else to have him.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Too True.

Gunner-There goes Harks,. lie is
bent on Il summer vacation.
Guyer-And what happens 10 a man
who Is bent on a summer va,ations
Gunner-Mhy It isn't long after he
3 bcnt before he is broke.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Village Gossip.

Mrs. Griggs-The editor Of the
Weekly Budget is always printing ar
ticles about homework being healthy.
Mrs. Wiggs-Yes suppose that Is
Why his wife Is suing him for a d.
vorce.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
The Point Of Wow.

WAS that operation successful. doc
tor. you performed. and thai vas so
much talked OFF"
sOh. completely SOL may say. bril-
liantiy so. There has never beer one
like it undertaken before III the United
States, and all the medical Journals
want nue. to write them a detailed &C
count Of it."
Il suppose you got a handsome fee
for ii, thens
No: l have had some difficulty about
that. The patients widow declared my
charge was exorbitant and my lawyer
advises suing the estate-Baltimore
American.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA
RlOUS HUMORiSTS.
Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Ovcr-Sayings that Are Cheer
full To Old or Y~oung-Fttuny Selcc-
tions that You VIII Enjoy

Excuse me, madam said the agent,
addressing the lady OF the house, but
I'd like to show you n little device
that / am introducing. All you have
to do Is simply place 1t in your refrig-
orator and 1t will save half the ice"
"Indeed I" exclaimed the lady. And
do you guarantee that it will save half
the icet"
Certainly, madam" answered the
agent.
Then I'll take two" said the prac-
teal woman, 80 as to save all the
ice"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

ter with your face?" Johnny felt that
the largest part of him must be a swol-
len jaw.-Chicago Daily News.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
And of Cnursc He Stoppcd.

Maud-Did you reprove Jack when
he ventured to kiss you?
Belle-lndeed l did! l said TO him !:
stop right where you are."-Boston
Transcript.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
EXACTLY.

The IIackman Cat Niagara)--That's
the Horseshoe Fall.
The Tourist (from Eden Valley
| see. An tibet there other ones the
horsepower falls. eh?-Puck.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

The prodisal son gets the fat.ed veal,
but the pFodisai daughter IS lucky tc
get 8 plate of cold bash.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
otographer-Why not:


"She has a good voice, hasn't she?"
"Yes, but
But what?
well, you see. she's got u a big
mouth that there's an echo. and that
spells the effect of her s."-Cleve-
land Leader.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
For Analysis.

Mrs. Newedde-Certainly you may
take some OF those biscuits to your
friend. Is he hungry, too2
Weary--No, i'll he's n geologist /!
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

"How many hours In the twenty-four
should Il man sleep, doctor?'
ut depends altogether what the man
does
We'll, | write poetry for a living
"You ought to sleep about fourteen
hours II day"
THAT seems too long, doctor?"
No; you don't write poetry while
asleep, do you?'-Yonkers Statesman.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

@The postmaster doesn't like thet new
teacher at tn school,
why"
He writes all them air postal cards
In French"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Hopeless

Mr. Scrappington-What is to be Will
be, my dear.
Mrs. Scrappington-Yes. and 1t will
be all your fault, too !-Puck.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Tough, Too.

Mrs. Bryde-What is the matter with
you? It's awfully hot, and you're
grumbling about its being cold and
raw.
Bryde-Yes; I'm referring to the
steak, not the weather.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Df.proycs.

That sixteen ounces make a pound
We heard long. long :
Sut when the icsman comes around.
We know it isn't so.
Washington Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
: but-

Oldun-I just paid $50 for a new set
of teeth. How do you like them?
Youngun-Oh, they look all right:
But why didn't you call on Jones and
get a full set inserted free?
Oldun-Why, l didn't know Jones
was a dentist.
Youngun-He isn't, but he keeps a
savage dog.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

Your dog has perfectly beautiful
teeth" said the caller, trying to be
agreeable.
How do you Know" asked the pref
ty girl.
lie shows them to me every time I
come &c The house." vas the reply
Detroit Free Press.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Doubled.

"Now that my wife is doing the
cooking herself she ri accomplish
with $40 worth of food twice as much
as our late cook did"
You don't say?'
Yes; at any rate | get twice as
much Observation-Disclosures Press.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

and his face was swollen just q little
like this.
Pretty soon a friend came in, who
spoke of his swollen face. Johnny i'm
agined hat it must look worse than he
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Well. | write poetry for a living
Getting Tint

Assistant - That railroad official
wouldn't have pictures of his offices
taken.
Photographer-Why not?
observation-disclosures l told him we
couldn't do it by flashlight, and would
have to make an Observation-Disclosures
American.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

The Mistress-Berries seem unusual.
iy seedy this summer.
The Master-Season's poor, I SUP
pose.-Cleveland Leader.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
He Married 1t.

Gycr-That man at the bar cele-
bratcd his golden wedding last week.
Myer-His golden wedding! Why,
he doesn't look to be more than 80
years ole.
Gyer-IIe isn't; but he married an
hciress.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

Miss Knox-Oh. I don't know. He
made that remark when you were try
Ing to sing.-Philadelphia Press.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
Not So Flntterinv.

Miss Giggles-He remarked that 1
was "swanlike." Wasn't that nice of
him2
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

Johnny thought the swelling must be
very large indeed.
But when his father came home and
said: why, Johnny, what's the mat
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

Doa.t set careless and drop too many
Nirt Is
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

Johnny one day had the %toothache
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23
What a Girl should Learn.

A girls education is most incom
plete unless she has learned:
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

A little boy, in passing. said: "Oh,
look at that boys FACET By this time
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-11-23

&EAthM
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
olsfIouRED WITH ECZEMA.
Brushed Scales from Face Like Pow
d.-Under Physicians Grew Worse
NCuticura Works Wonders.

Il suffered with eczema six months. ]
had tried three doctors, but did mt get
any better. 1t was on my body and on
my feet so thick that / could hardly put
a pin on me without touching eczema. My
face was covered, my eyebrows came out,
and then it cot in my eye. ! then went to
another doctor. He asked me what / was
taking Tor it, and / told him Cuticura. He
said that was a very good thing, but that
he thought that my face would be marked
for life. But Cuticura did its work, and
my face is now Just as clear as it ever was
/ told all nv friends about my remark.
able cure. 1 feel so thankful 1 want every
body far and wide to know what Cuticura
can do. 1t is a sure cure for eczema. Mrs
Emma White, GAL Cherrier Place, Cam
den, N. j., April 25, 1906"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Cures Rheumatism and Catarrh-
Medicine Sent Free.

Send no money-simply write and try
Botanic Blood Balm at Our expense. Bot
anic Blood Balm (B. B.. b. kills or de-
stroys the poison in the blood which
causes the awful aches in back and shout
der blades, shifting pains, difficulty in
moving fingers, toes or legs, bone pains,
swollen muscles and joints Of rheumatism,
or the foul breath, hawking, splitting, drop
pings in throat, bad hearing, specks flying
before the eyes, all played out feeling OF
catarrh. Botanic Blood Balm has cured
hundreds of cases of 80 or 40 years stand.
ing after doctors, hot springs and patent
medicines had all failed. Most of these
cured patients had taken Blood Balm as a
last resort. 1t is especially advised for
chronic, deep-seated cases. Impossible for
any one to suffer the agonies or symptoms
of rheumatism or catarrh, while or after
taking Blood Balm. 1t makes the blood
pure and rich, thereby giving a healthy
blood supply. Cures are permanent and
not \ patching up. Drug store, 81 pei
large bottle. Sample of Blood Balm sent
free and prepaid, also special medical ad
vice by describing your trouble and writ
ing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

ranguing them as to the benefit to be
derived from putting aside all tribal
feeling and joining with him in his
efforts for the common good. The
convincing nature of his arguments,
together with the presents distributed,
brought about the desired effect. A
grand council was formed in which
each tribe received recognition accord
ing to its size. Simple general regula-
lions governing the community were
drawn up and assented to. A uniform
price for all skins brought to the
French was established. The final
settlement of all disputes was left in
the hands of La Sale or his repre-
sentative. The limits of the Ian APP
portioned out for cultivation were
definitely marked. The space around
the base of the fort was all cleared;
| the final touches to the buildings on
top oil the rock were completed.
These things having been ac-
complished, Tonti waited anXiously
for the return of La Sale. AS the
summer began to wane a strange dis
ease broke out among the Indians that
did not. affect the whites, but which
spread with great rapidity. With it
came the first murmurs OF discomfort
Some of the medicine-men after hold
ing a feast determined that the
scourge had been sent because of then
extreme friendliness with the French
Tonti realized the danger, and deter
mined that the best way to combal
this new difficulty was to fight the dis
ease. He accordingly instituted meas
ures looking toward greater cleanli
ness of the Indian lodges and did wha
he could to alleviate the sufferings O
those already i'll. At this juncture III
received a letter from the command
ant of the fort at Michilimackinac
who had always been friendly to IA
Sale and his projects. In this h
said that the return of many bands q
coureurs-de- bois had rendered the pc
sition of Renee a very trying one, a
her beauty attracted much unwelcom
|, attention and suggested that she b
sent, together with two of the nun
to Fort st. Louis.
Tonti, although knowing that he
: advent would mean further trials fc
: himself, gladly consented, realizin
: the need he had just then for nurses
and expecting the return Of La Sail
8 shortly, believed 1t would be agree
able to him to find her there. He a,
cordingly dispatched Pompon with tw
+ canoes to bring the party to the for
: He awaited their arrival with impi
/. tience. The months that had elapse
4 since parting with Renee had bee
months Of activity that prevented hi
from feeling the full hopelessness an
Q regret Of his situation. But eve
Q amidst his busiest moments woul
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
To Cuba, Every Friday, the Havana
Limited.

A swell Pullman train of dining car,
club car with smoking room, barber shop
and bath room, with barber and valet in
attendance; stateroom, drawing room and
9:45 P. NJ. via the Mobile and Ohio R. R.,
and arrives at the steamship docks at Mo.
bile at 800 P. M. Saturdays. On arrival
of the Havana Limited, the palatial
nineteen-knot, twin-screw s. S. prince
George sails, and passes into the har-
Dor Of Havana at sunrise Mondays. :.
Returning, the s. S. prince George
sails from Havana at 500 P. M. Wednes-
days, arriving at Mobile at daylight Fri
days, and the Havana Limited leaves the
steamship docks at 900 A. M. and ar
rives at st. Louis Saturday mornings.
A delightful weeks outing-inexpensive
and full OF interest. Low rate excursion
tickets good for six months. Call on your
home Agent or write Jno. M. Beall, Cen
eral Passenger Agent, St.. Louis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

difficult journey that he had long
wished 10 make.
Down the sluggish bosom OF the
mini they passed into the broad ex-
panse of the Mississippi. Soon the
mouth of the Ohio was seen and the
heat Of summer became more and
mere intense. Here and there they
met with bands of savages living on
the banks of the mighty river. These
we're approached with the calumet,
the sign of peace, and the white trav-
elers were entertained with feass and
dances, while presents and promises
were interchanged. La Sale ha-
rangued the listeners, assuring them
of the great kings friendship and
power, and claiming all the territory
through which he passed for his SOW
ereign.
Soon the great stream writhed in
sinuous course. many marshes were
passed, and the sultry heat OF an al
most tropical sun rendered the work
Of padding very fatiguing. They
stopped to rest at one place and Wis
tied at a short distance inland the
great town of the Taensas. Here
Father Membre was shocked to find a
| temple of the sun, with a sacred fire
kept constantly alight. The chief
admitted them to his temple as we'll
as his lodge, and eternal friendship
with the French was sworn. Thus
over many a weary league of tortuous
water-course did they pass until the
overwhelming river told them OF the
approach of their journeys end. The
channel divided into three, and TAX
ing the middle one, they soon found
before their wearied eyes the dancing
waters of the gulf.
Here they landed, and a column was
erected bearing the arms OF France,
on which was inscribed:
LOUIS LIE GRAND, ROY DE
FRANCE EFT DE NAVARRO
REGNE."
A TIE Deum was chanted, and amid
the shouts of savage voices, The cries
of 'Vive lie Roll" from the French
and the firing of guns, La Sale tool
possession of all the country drained
by The great Mississippi and it's tribu
taries under the name of Louisiana
for the French king and his successors
Thus on a summer day did that vas
expanse from the Alleghanies to thu
Rockies, from the unknown countr.
far northward of the great lakes to tn
, gulf, pass to the crown of him who
thousands of leagues away, was en-
gagged in wasting the revenues of
great nation on the %fripperies of a cor
rupt court and the transient glories q
: Versailles. -
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Get RID OF The GAS
Dr.. Williams Pink Pills Strengthen
the Stomach and Enable II to
Do Its Work. "


When the stomach is feeble the food
lies in it undigested, decays and throws
off poisonous gases that distend the
walls Of the stomach and cause inter.
ference with other organs, especially
with the action Of the heart and lungs.
These gases have other ill effects. The
nerves and the brain are disturbed
and discomforts such as dizziness, hot
flashes, sleeplessness, i~rritableness and
dependency originate from this source.
Experience shows that these troubles
vanish just as soon as the stomach is
made strong enough to digest the food.
In other words, it needs a tonic that will
rouse it to do the work of changing the
food into nourishment.
Miss Minerva G. Ladd, of Ipswich,
| Mass, says !: II had a weak stomach
from the time I was a little child.
Whenever I took hearty food it would
cause terrible faintness, and l would
finally vomit what l had eaten. At
times there would be the most intense
pains through the upper part OF my
body. For days in succession, l would
have to lie down most of the time.
The distress was often SO great that
could hardly bear it, and the frequent
and violent belching spells were very
disagreeable, too. 49,.
my DOCTORS medicines gave me little
relief and it was not until l tried DIR
Williams Fink Pills that I found a cure
Within three weeks a decided improve
ment was noticeable. The belchine
spells were less frequent, the pains
through my body were not SO intense
nv food was retained and after taking
the pills for a few weeks longer I fount
that I was altogether free from thu
miseries I had so long suffered"
Every dyspeptic should read VIVA
to Eat and How to Eat" Write the DR.
Williams Medicine Co.,, Schenectady
N. Y, for a free copy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

Terrible headaches and dizzy spells OPP
pressed me and my back was lame, sore
and stiff. A months treatment with
Doan's Kidney Pills rid me of this trou-
BILE, and now I am strong and healthy
and weigh $50 pounds. l give the credit
to Doan's Kidney Pills"
Sold by all dealers. so cents q box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

The Passenger Department of the Chicago
& North Western Railway announces that
as a means of increasing the efficiency OF
round trip tickets will he sold over that line
to all Pacific Coast points, good on their fast
limited trains, at the rate of SIS. 90 from
Chicago, daily June 1st to Sept. 18th. Every
facility is being provided for In the way OF
stopovers and other conveniences. and the
tourist movement to the Pacific Coast for
the coming season promises to show an In.
crease of many thousand people over that OF
any season eve known.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

The child-Iike exultatlon of the mar who
went a mile in % seconds in an auto
mobile is quite touching in view of the
fact that in a year or two the airships
will be giving him l6 seconds and beat
ing him out with one wing tied up with
red fa~nnel.-Minneapolis Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Much Easier Way,

Cynic (savagely J--They say the fash
ionable mother Of to-day recognizes her
baby only by looking at the nurse.
extraordinarily clever, when one changes
nurses so often! ! always tell ours by the
carriage.-Stray Stories.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
II Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, %callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c: Don't Il
address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

of typhoid left me
with weak kidneys.
Every night I had to
get up frequently to
pass the urine, which
was ropy, dark and
very painful to void. |
had no appetite. but
water continual
ly without being able
~ 1,o~oL r,xy fhiret
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Misapplied Energy.

"Your husband has a wonderful intel.
lect, anyhow" said the soothing relative.
YES" answered the woman who tells
her troubles; he is one of these men who
insist on worrying about the treasury
deficit instead Of the grocery bill."-Wash
ington Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
RIO Be Continued. ]


do you take this woman to be
your lawfully welded wife,"
What dye think kim here ferf
Jes for the fun Of the thing ?"-Cincfn-
natl Commercial Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
No Joke on Him.

MY dear" said Mrs. Stronge, I'm sure
that our George is thinking seriously Of
matrimony."
"Well, | only hope So" returned her
husband, with unusual spirit. II wouldn't
like any boy of mine to regard it as .
ke."-Stray Stories.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
To the Point.

Pretty Observation-Disclosures, did you hear
what George said 10 me tonight?
\ Anxious Mother-No, dear; but l hope
it was apropos.
1T was more than that. It was
a-propo-sal."-Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Both Entitled to Name.

Customer-Have you any extract Of
beef?
Waiter-Yes, sir. Brown or white?
Brown or white?"
eyes, sir" Beef tea or milk?"-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

Whoever goes after a fraud is sure Of
the applause and support of the competing
frauds, and these, fortunately, most gen
orally make up n large and influential Sec
ton of the public.-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

It is true that we cannot serve God and
Mammon, but it was not intended that in
making a selection Mammon should be
elected by such a large majority.-Detroit
Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Retreat Cut off.

"By the way, Mr.. Hankinson, papa made
such a funny remark about you the other
evening"
"What was it, Miss Bella?"
"He said he wondered why you were
coming here SO often."-Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
Needs Regulating.

Jeweler-l don't zee anything the mat
ter with this clock. It strikes all right.
/ want YOU to fix it so it will strike
eleven for one.-Detroit Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29
CHAPTER XIV.

IN WHICH POMPON BRINGS HAIR
MONY OUT OF DISCORD.
During La Salle's absence Tonti
worked hard to further the welfare
of the colony. His first effort was to
do away with all possible discord that
might arise between the various ma
tions comprising the new settlement.
To this n he summoned the various
chiefs and spent many hours ha-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

To be sure. money will not buy every
thing, but then there is always a goot
chance that one may get along with
fair degree of comfort without the rest.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

Take Garfield Tea in the spring; it will
contribute much to the perfection of your
health, for its use insures pure blood and
a natural action OF the liver, kidneys,
stomach and bowels.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

Women make their fiances give up such
expensive habits as smoking and drinking,
but cling right on the the matinee and
bon-bon ...abit.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc. You
pay lOc for cigars not so good. Your deal
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, LII.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-29

An overloaded stomach has the pangs
Of conscience skinned to death when it
comes to keeping people awake at night.