davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-30
Thursday, May 81, 1906,
BY Green & Redd.
Real Estate Auctloneers.

BY Green s. Redd.
Real Estate Auctoneers.
Aucr'o'N SALE
New Well Built s. Room
Dwelling on Carlton St.,
near Dineell, on Thursday,
May 81, 1906,
at 6 p, NJ, on the premises. we will offer
the above dwelling at auction. This
property is well located, in growing
section, near the r., F. and r, shops, and
offers peculiar advantages as a homo for
tho employees.
TERMS: Most liberal.
GREEN & REDD.
Auct!oneers,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-30
Nod ~ w I95-sJ E1 q ~ ].
sAUC'TION. SALE This Day,

BY G. i. 4 H. u. Oenoon.
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers,
S21 Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-30
AUCTION SALES, Future DAYS

BY Augustine Royal &: Co.,
Real Estate Agents and Aucttoneers.
e27 Hull Street. Manchester. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-30
BY Green s. Redd,
Real Estate Auctioneers.

Auction Sale Of
THAT LARGE, WELL AND SUBsTAN-
TALLY BUILT DWELLING At T He
NORTHWEST CORNER OF CLAY
+ AND TENTH STREETS, BEING THE
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-05-30

THE VALENTINE AUCTION CO.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1906-11-16
The Baby'S Defeat.

Miss D1rothea KIumpke, the famous
woman astronomer, was talking on
her last visit to San Francis ,. about
4 quarrel between two gre: mathe-
mat.cians, says the MINNEAPOLIS Jour
nal.
so" she concluded, the n came
out on top first, but the other came
out on top afterward. II was like a
young couple l know of and their
baby.
THE baby gets the better of his
parents in the night. On toward 1
O'Clock in the morning. it is 4 cont
mon hing for his mother 10 say de-
spOndently:
81 can't get baby to take this medi-
cine at ALL
And the weary father will answer
- suppose he's afraid It's something
to make him sleep
There is where baby comes OUT on
top. But when baby's birthday arrives
and you ask his mother what she gave
him for a present, she is as apt as not
to answer:
81 took SIS out OF the little iarl-
ing's bank and bought him this beau
tiful parlor table"
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1906-11-16

sorrer with he sorce~ing 10 We pass
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1906-11-16
DEFEAT.
Better for the Democratic Party Than
His Election Would Have Been.

For the first time In history, the
democratic party has been saved by a
republican In New York state 1t had
been sold out body and soul 10 a man
who is soaked in all political principles
except those Of the democratic party.
II Hearst had won. he would have
bought the democratic nomination for
the presidency and that would have
meant the final and absolute dissolution
Of the democracy. The democrats would
have been forced to join with the re-
publicans against the party # social
ism. discomfort and continuous agita-
tinn that would have crystalized around
Hearst 1t is odd, but il Is true, new
ertheless, that occasion has been given
the democrats for cause to oaenly re-
ioice in the election Of a republican,
Charlotte Chronicle.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1906-11-16
Disagreement i'm the Settle Breach of
PrOmis Case.

London, November IA jury in the
queens bench division of the high court
of justice today announced a disagree
ment in the breach of promise suit
brought by Marian Draughan, an act
ress, daughter of the late Judge
Thomas Settle, of the United States
circuit court of North Carolina, agains.
Heinrich Thyssen, described as the son
and heir of a millionaire iron magnate
of Dusseldorf, Germany.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1906-11-16
Mary and the F.ea.

Mary and the Flea.
Mary on her pretty arm
Found Il little flea.
Every time she grabbed at ii
1t would 90"
Fido saw her acting up.
And the cause he knew.
Fido smiled and said: "Ah, ha,
Mary's got 'em too"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1906-11-16
T.,c On-y ."-.N:c-2 t1tirr.

"E"oryho!." i letting "~~4~t'v Whit
you viii 90 if you are ELECTED to of
fee"
"Ies,' answered the candidate.
"Well, what VIII you do"
Il don't know yet Washington
Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

Tea drinkers are finding scant en-
couragement in report recently
made by large tea exporting house
in Yokohama to its American Gus
toner's Incidentally 1t indicates that
the United States is not alone in fac
ing increased cost of living. The re-
port says: Owing to the rapidly In
creasing cost of living in Japan labor
costs more, and in consequence cul-
tivation of the tea gardens is less
generous and extensive than formerly,
and less care and skill are expended
in picking and curing the leaf. Hence
the average quality of the teas now
offered for sale is below that of sea-
sons prior to the war, and for the
same reasons we are not likely in the
future to see any reversion to the
excellence of former years."-New
York Sun.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS SAID.
In no Other Way Can Actions Of Cat
Be Explained.

AS striking cat story as | have
heard in long time comes from AL
ton, N. M. and is vouched for abso-
lutely, says a writer in the Boston
Record. The cat was accustomed to
visit the next door neighbor after each
meal to be fed and petted, bringing
also two kittens.
One of the women at the house thus
visited, who had entertained dislike
for cats, finally. on observing the ami
NAL. expressed aloud liking for the
gray kitten and said she intended to
ask to be allowed to keep it.
The next day when Mother Cat
came for her bits only one kitten ac-
companied her, but she took away
some choice morsels for the one left
at home This continued several days,
when the woman who had first ex-
pressed intention to get the kitten
which the cat was feeding, remarked
that she had given up wholly the idea
of securing the gray kitten. All three
felines appeared at the next meal and
have done SO since.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
AWFUL COST or WARFARE.
human Lives and Treasure Expended
on the Battlefield.

In the sso-called glorious" victories
OF Caesara million men persisted on
the field Of battle. Napoleon, In the
short space Of nine years, was author.
ised to devote to the glory of France
2.1O3.000 Of her sons. In the ten years
following the attack on Fort Somter
the world destroyed in war 1,4O0, 00C
lives and SIX billion dollars worth OF
property. Two-thirds of the combined
budget Of the various states of Eu.
rope are devoted to the maintenance
of armed forces and to the service of
a debt practically the whole of which
was incurred by wars. War expenses
In Europe absorb one-half Of all the
wealth created by productive labor.
In the comparatively insignificant war
OF England with the Beers England
lost 22,460 men and spent 81, 400, 00O..
900. Three hundred and fifty thousand
men were withdrawn by her from pro.
ductive industry to engage in the de
struction of war. Military expendi.
lures in the United States during the
last eight years have absorbed one
and a half billion dollars-Interna.
tional Journal of Ethics.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
SLEEPING MEN BEST THINKERS
Also Act with Wonderful Quickness,
Declares French Professor.

Baltimore, Md.-Prof. Pierre Jouet,
of the Paris SorDonne, IN a lecture on
somnambulism at Johns Hopkins uni.
versity, said that while somnambulists
can see things and speak fluently they
cannot remember what occurred dur
ing the delirium. He said:
The somnambulist has not our dull
memory Of things. He sees the OBJ.
jects he speaks of and really hears
feels and touches the, exactly as II
they were real.
When patient speaks he has flu.
ency of language and even an elo.
quence that are superior to his nor.
NAL powers. When he acts he has a
precision and quickness that are won.
derful.
THE man who ran to the housetop
showed more agility than he would
have had in his normal state, even II
he had not been paralyzed.
In connection with this precision
and certainty of memory we find
some strange mental blanks. You
speak of patients and they do not an.
swer. You try to make your presence
felt, they do not perceive. To make
yourself heard you must dream with
the patient and speak to him only in
accordance with his delirium."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
OWNS THE OLDEST CLOCK.
Physician Has Eight-day Time Re
corder with Long History.

Supulpa, Okla.-DE. D. w. Avery. OF
this city, is the possessor of what is
probably the oldest clock In Oklaho
ma. 1t is of the tall variety, generally
spoken of as "grandfather's clock
and is of the same sort mentioned
in Longfellow's famous poem.
The clock was brought to the terri.
tory by DR.. Avery when he came here,
and was made by his great-grandfa.
Their at least $50 years ago in the town
of Preston, Conn. The works are OF
brass, and run eight days.
The case is of solid cherry. while
the face Is made of one solid piece of
brass composition. hammered out by
hand, then plated, end finally hand en-
graved in elaborate style. 1t is some
eight feet tall, and is intended to
stand on the floor. Besides telling
the moment and the hour, it has a
second hand, also calendar dial that
tells the day of the month The old
clock still keeps as good time as ever.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
CHOOSING OUR OWN TROUBLES
Writer Looks at Chronic Bothers In a
New Way.

We are apt to quarrel with our
troubles under the mistaken idea that
they have been set upon us and not
realizing that we have all along un.
consciously been appropriating them
to ourselves. Every one has a choice
OF troubles, and 1t depends largely
upon himself as to the ones he shall
select. This being SO, let us take
thought of tomorrow, that we may
suffer as we choose and not blindly.
There is set of married troubles,
and one for bachelors only. Which
Will you have? Yours Is the choice.
A baby is great trouble. Is it
well to have him? Is it wise to take
him on, or will some other trouble
equally formidable be better for us in
the long run?
Any amount Of trouble may be
caused by too much money. Shall we
run the risk or not?
A kiss has often caused no end of
trouble. And it is likely to lead to
others.
Let us have patience and take time
to make our selection. The worst Of
1t is that by the time we have learned
the standing Of various troubles, their
nature and ways, it Is too late to
change. And we cannot begin all
over again. So that in the end we
may be saddled with troubles that we
would willingly exchange for others.
IL we had only known about them
earlier-Tom Mason in Puck.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Care of chiIdren's Teeth.

At Strasburg, Germany, a dental
clinic has been opened at the uni
versity for the treatment of school
children. Hitler all the school chill
dren are sent. in order, by their teach
ers. Each child is quickly exam
ined, as many as eighty children be-
ing dealt with in an hour, and nearly
300 day, by single doctor. Teach
ing goes hand in hand with treatment.
The doctor tells the child how to use
a tooth brush, sees that he uses one,
and sends him home to practice with
1t. The movement is spreading. In
Wiesbaden and Mulhausen school den
tai clinics are to be erected.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Row at : Revival MEETING.

In a town in Maine where there
were frequent revival meetings at one
time Mr.. Cole was, preacher. There
was a man named Winslow who did
not know as much as some whole
families, but was always first to get
pious" at these revival meetings
There was also man by the name OF
Voter, fine and pious man.
During one meeting Winslow and
Voter had, a quarrel. Winslow said ii
Voter got up to speak he should speak
also. Voter got up, and Winslow
jumped up, and Elder Cole, to stoI
the rumpus, commenced to sing Tell
Me the Old, Old, Story" Winslow
shook his fist in Elder Coles face and
said: you tell your old, old story,
and I'll be id II I don't tell mine :"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

While excitement regarding the Ho-
henlohe memoirs is still rife in Eu-
rope, there is subdued talk in British
military circles regarding the forth
coming appearance of book which
will contain some of the late duke Of
Cambridge's voluminous correspond
ence. A diary kept by Emperor Fred
erick of Germany is in safekeeping in
England and the day may not be far
distant when 1t also will be published.
Correct answers to numerous histor-
ical enigmas may be expected from
such q publication.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
GIVEN DOLLAR BILLS.
HOW CANADIAN INDIANS RE-
cElvE THEIR ALLOWANCES.
Agent Distributes $2o0,00o Among
Tribesmen Each fear but Carries
Only $30,00o-Aow He
Does II.

Seattle, Wash.-Several years ago
the Canadian government took from
the tribes Of Indians about Athabasca
lake and river large tract of land
and In payment for the same 1t gives
each year Ave dolla.s to each Indian
and $25 to the chiefs in one dollar
bills.
The reason for this is that the In
dams dwelling in the district do not
know the value of money. A paper
dollar looks to him about the same as
blank piece of paper to baby.
Should the payment be made in sill.
yer, the simple minded child Of the
wilderness would punch hole in 1t
and wear it about his neck and thus
great deal of money would be taken
from circulation. Should payment be
made in one dollar bill the Indian is
liable to lose it.
Once each year a representative of
the Canadian government makes a
trip through the country and pays the
Indians. On this trip he takes $4,000
in one dollar bills and will probably
pay out more than 100000. The
natural question from civilization is,
How does he do it?
AS the Indian knows nothing about
the value of money his method Of
financial trade is on the value of
skins. Everything he buys Is reckoned
by skins, and when one talks dollars
to him, his face has the expression of
blank cartridge. Fortunately for the
government, the Hudson Bay COM
pany has secured the entire conf
dence Of the Indians during the CEN
fury of dealing with them, and the
money paid to the Indians finds its
way into the trading posts of the COM
pany.
Here Is how the government pay
master does his phenomenal stunt Of
paying 100000 or more with only
100000 in his pocket. He goes direct
to district inhabited by perhaps g.
900 or 1900 Indians; here he will pay
from $4,000 to $4,000 in treaty
money" Each Indian and his family
is given the FIVE one dollar bills in
payment for his surrender of the land,
and each chief his $25.
After making this payment the pay
master takes rest for short time at
the Hudson Bay post nearest the pay
station. Within few days the In.
dams have made line to the post
and there purchased whatever looks
good to them. They whack the money
down on to the trading post counter,
order something worth perhaps SO
cents and leave. The company agent
charges the red man with what he has
purchased ana credits him with the
balance of the five dollars, SO that in
the future he can trade out the re.
minder of the amount.
Within q week from the date of
paying the treaty money every dollar
of the amount has been paid into the
trading post. The paymaster gives the
post agent check for the amount and
starts for the next Indian settlement.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Screen viii Filter Air.

Many people cannot sleep with the
windows open ut night in damp
weather. A screen which will admit
pure air and yet keep out the damp.
ness can easily be made. Take thin
Angora flannel and fasten to a screen
frame. Place this In the window ut
night when the sash is raised. In
the morning the inside of the screen
will be found dry. while the outside
is wet, the air having filtered through
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Worth knowing.

That Allcock's Plasters are the
highest result of medical science and
skill. and in ingredients and method
have never been equaled.
That they are the original and gen.
uine porous plasters upon whose rep
utation imitators trade.
That Allcock's Plasters never fail to
perform their remedial work quickly
and effectually.
That for Weak Back, Rheumatism,
Colds, Lung Trouble, Strains and all
Local Pains they are invaluable.
That when you buy Allcock's Plas-
ters YOU ohtoi. +ho hea+ ,,oeters made.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
To send Flowers by Mail.

Take long potato and bore q hole
through 1t lengthwise for . holder, and
shave the outside down with SHARP
knife until 1t can be easily handled
When ready to send the flowers, place
around this piece Of wet sheet cot.
ton. Over this wrap a sheet of tinfoil.
carefully covering every part OF the
holder. The moisture cannot pene.
trate the paper and will be retained
for q long time.-Suburban Life.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
STATE OF OHIO. CRY OF TOLEDO. ~.

STATE OF OHIO. Cry OF TOLEDO %.
FRANx j. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner Of the arm OF F. ]. CHENEY d Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo. County and State
Aforesaid, and that said nrm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CArARRR that cannot DO cured by the OF
HALLS CATARRH CuRE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed In my presence,
this 9Th day Of December, A. D., 1885.
49,, A. W. GLEASON,
SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC.
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
FIJI, CHENEY CO., Toledo o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hair amiiy Pills for constipation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Fellow Passenuers.

Pardon mo. your necktie has been
sticking out for some time. refrained
from telling you sooner because those
young ladies seemed SO much amused"
Farmer-"Thankee; an the oil fren
that lamp has been dropping on that
light oyercoat O. yourn for the last ten
minutes, but every one seemed ss
tickled that | hated to spoil the fun
London Mirror.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
The Situation.

Queer situation IN Cuba, just
now
whats queer about it,"
If the United States government
decides to annex it. then its own gov.
eminent will be forced to an exit,
too"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Young Man Exten.lxe rraxeIer.

Lord Ronaldshay, though only
thirty years Of age. probably has done
more travelling for his age than any
man living. Few people know more
than he about the Himalayas and Per-
STA. He has also found time to ex-
plore Kashmir, Baluchistan, Ladak,
Thibet and the Persian gulf, to say
nothing of Ceylon.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
To Wash Yelxeteen.

Velveteen may be washed by shaking
it about in warm Ivory Soap suds; then
rinse thoroughly and let it drip dry On
no account squeeze or wiring it. Be care
full to hang it straight on the line, for
otherwise it will be crooked when dry.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
REDUCED RATES
Oldest EnoInesr Dead.

John Waterworth, the Oldest en-.
sineer Ia the world, has Just died
at Preston. England. ut the age Of Sc
He drove an engine 2,0c0, 900 miles In
his 81 years of service without q
single accident.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

Want Lever Duties on Chinese.
British Columbia women are agi.
tating for lower duties on Chinese i'm
ported for domestic service.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Lives by Raising Queen Bees.

Miss Flora Mcintyre, sophomore
in Berkeley University, California,
pays her board and tuition fees by
the sale of queen bees she raises.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

me to good, sound condition. My wife
and many of my friends have used
Doan's Kidney Pills with good results
ana | can earnestly recommend them"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box
Foster-Milburn CO., Buffalo, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
National Pure Food and DRUGS Act.

The Garfield Tea Company's prepare
tions comply in every respect with the
requirements of The National Pure Food
and Drugs Act, June 30th 1905. Serial
No. 3S4, assigned by the Government, will
appear on every package of their goods.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Costly Water Supply.

New York city burns 10000 tons Of
coal a year to pump water into the
public reservoirs in Brooklyn, Queens
and Richmond boroughs.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
Jealous.

Mother-What's Tommy been fight
ing about?
Little Sister-Oh, he's mad because
Jimmy Smith has to wear .spectacles
and he doesn't-Detroit Free Press.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

"A bout fifteen years
ago / suffered with
my back and kid
neys. | doctored and
used many remedies
without getting re-
lief. Beginning with
Doan's Kidney Pills,
] found relief from
the first box, and
two boxes restored
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

All Cloth Hats, Children's Dresses, etc.,
made TO look like new with PUTNAM
FADELESS DYES.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

If man has . marble quarry he
asks: What can l do with marble7
He builds, he seeks other builders.
The possession of q power, like the
possession of an estate, ianpels to uss,-
to gain, to service
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21
DOES YOUR BACK AcHEG
Profit by the Experience Of One Who
Has Found Relief.

James r. Keller, retired farmer, OF
Fenner street, Cazenovia, N. Y, says:
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces N.
Examination ailAys palm cures wind collie CSC botss.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-21

God has many names, though 10 10
only one being.-Arist0tle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
A Democratic Reform.

The Ohio legislature has passed a law
2 cents a mile. AS nearly all the Re
publican members voted for the bill! the
antipass plan must have been accepted
by the Ohio railroads. 1t will be re-
membered that the Democratic men,
bers Of the Ohio legislature four years
ago, under the advice of Tom Johnson,
refused to receive passes and thus laid
the groundwork for the present reform.
although ut that time they were iecred
at by the Republican partisan press as
sham reformerS. The people of OHIO
have now indorsed the Democracy in
their efforts to eliminate corruption
and grating.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1906-04-12
Burns mt Both Ends.

The Big -Four railroad. Il of the
Vanderbilt group, has owned up to re-
batting. The general freight agent ad-
mits that both coal and steel had been
carried by his road at less than sched-
ule rates, the difference being paid
back to certain shippers in cash. So
the Elkins bill passed by the Republic
ans two years ago with such a flourish
of trumpets is either worthless OF the
administration has not enforced it.
Whichever horn of the dilemma the
Republicans take it will burn their FIN
gers and the voters must lose faith
in their anti-railroad talk and prom
iSeS