The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1906-08-31

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The sweet boy graduates are Of two
ciasses-those who hunt for jobs and
those who accept posItions.--New York
Mail.
Wheat Is 10 cents cheaper a bushei
than at this time last year. Bread
should be cheaper, too.-Sew York
World.
From the way the rubber trust Is
stretching out one can see that its d.
rectors favor an elastic policy.-New
York Herald.
The Russian peasant Is taking ad-
vantage Of the calm that precedes the
storm to get In his harvest.-phil2del-
phia Inquirer.
Dowie has been ousted from Zion
City by the courts. Now is the time for
him to make good as "restorer."-
New York Herald.
The people of this country wanted to
know what they were eating, and. hav
ing found out, are not quite happy
Philadelphia Ledger.
1t will probably suit the Russian ter
rorists as well to scare the ear to
death as to smite him with a bomb
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Now a Boston scientist has discov.
cred seventeen varieties of germs on a
ten-doilar bill. Boil your ten-dollar
bills.--Washington Post.
There Is only one bridge that never
goes down under stress of weather, and
that is being played at summer resorts.
New York Commercial.
Before being shot, General Stoessel
Is to be dismissed from the army. That
means he Is to be fired first and shot
MISUNDERSTANDING Post.
About the easiest job now In sight In
st. Petersburg would be that OF taking
the census of the American residents of
that city.-New York Tribune
''Uncharted rock" says the capital.
of the Siro. Four hundred lives IL 4
high price for such an addition to cart
ography.-New York American.
Sir Thomas Upton Is coming for that
cup with two yachts next time. All
right--if two yachts can sail faster
than one.-Philadelphla Inquirer
The Carnegie Steel Company viii
drIll a we'll 6,000 feet What an ex-
eellent hole for President Corey to
crawl Philadelphia Ledger.
Back. back to your pagoda. bat-eyed
Gaekwar of Baroda well for you you'd
left our beaches ere You failed TO praise
our peaches.--New York American.
Pittsburg has a way OF keeping Ia
the news, what with rich men who
marry actresses and bank cashiers who
turn defaulters.-New York World
A university professor claims ii Is
possible to live without brains Has
probably examined the fellow who
rocked the boat.-New York American.
DIR. Andrew D. White says that muir.
der trials are farclcal. Perhaps he re-
fers to those conducted in the columns
of the yellow press.-PhiiadelphIa Led
ger.
Henry w. Herring. cashier Of the
ruined Chicago bank. says he knew
nothing about the looting. Why didn't
he? That's his business. -Philadelphla
Press.
If the proposed method Of making
paper from cotton stalks proves sue.
cess the American forests will feel q
littia iaSS orIrrghausiro No. vi.
World
The ice trust fears famine because
1t cannot get enough men to handle IL,
product. Has 1t tried Offering wages q.
big as Its s?-Phladelphia In
quirer.
Heads you lose, tails we win" seems
to be about the show some Of the Chi. |
cago banks give their deposltors for
their money nowadays-Sew York
Commercial
Maxim Gorky Is making lot Of noise
not dlssimliar to that Of a man who
has been booted" OF the front stoop
and Is trying 10 stihe his rage.-Pnlia.
ielphia Press.
1t must be highly diverilng to the
Japanese TO watch the Russians smnsh
ng that part OF their armament that
lid not get into the late unpleasant.
Post
BY the way, what has become Of our
Did friend Count White? From his con.
.inued silence we Infer that he Il se.
'reted somewhere among the tall grass.
Press.
New York is suffering from short,
ige OF chorus girls. There doesn't seem
% be any relief In sight unless the man
ayers lower the age limit to 4o.-Phn
tdelphia North American.
The English Judge who bars sketch.
ag % scenes In the divorce court sets
! COOL example The courts aud theIr
'roceedings should no; be exploited ror
popular amnsenient.--New York Trlb
me.
Colonel Wattsrson IL curious Z.
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