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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-05
Always Room, 90 one Mots.


B. o. Urback, formerly of Weston,
who has leased the Merritleld rcstaur-
ant is opened up ready and doing BUSH
ness. Having enteret the feld for
fair competition, he proposes 10 fur.
nlsh all kinds Of soups, lunches and
short orders on short notice, with ice
cream and other dellcacies in their
season. He has already had a. en-
couraging opening, anG with bis 81 are
Of the public patronage ought TO make
a good success in bis new venture
here, since he has had years Of OK.
perlence in this special limo ofbusi.
ness and knows how to run It.
Mercy Obtained BY Compromise.
The case Of the Humane ofRcer
against Thomas Patrick, Of Harrison
County, upon warrant for riding jack
IFlsming horse tolits dcath has been
Icompromised. The conditions we're
that Patrick SHOULD max coca the
loss ~ the horse 10 Iaek byigiyiiis
him aiother NJ valuable which he llidI
by turning oyefhis own, estimassd o.
i6o md Jacls agreedsto pas tl.efeosts
thus far accruiug, with the iunher
proYiso also that # Patrick should
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-05

"claude and Claricc are in a terri:
BILE predcament,"
"Howis that?"
"They paid 80 much for thor go
lng.away outfit that they can't go
away Louisville couEIetJo Journal,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-05
in THE BEST OF HuMoR.

Author-what do you think OF my
new novel?
Frlend-Well, l have said 10 every
body that / have the greatest admIra'
ton for your Industry -somervillo
Journal.
Somebody says the climate OF the
Philippines is like eternal spring"
eyes. and understand that all the
natives have, an eternal spring fever
Plain Dealer.
MARY. bring Dr.. Preacht gone more
jelly"
lot on the pantry fioor mum, aud yez
has eat all could scrapa up. mum
Brooklyn Eagle.
DO you believe in eJolution?"
eyes, answered Miss Cayenne, q
am panied to meet some people who
seem to be getting tired OF It and arc
determined to revert 10 original
types Washington Star,
Poet=-I see you accepted one Of my
poems and refused theciSer?
Edltor-Yes; I took one of them out
Of sympathy for you, and refused the
other out of sympathy for the public.
illustrated Bits.
"This picture" said the artist, In
dicating an exquisite marine view, els
valued at 100000"
well, Welt" remarked the stock
broker, there's a lot Of water in 1t,
isn't thereg'- philadelphia Press.
"claude and clarico are in a terri
BILE predIcament,"
How Is that?"
"They paid so much for their go
ing.away outfit that they can't 60
away."-Louisville courletJ Journal,
The fish had jumped out Of the fry
ing pan into the fire.
eThe Goals are not adalteratea," It
gasped, with its latest breath, "aHd
i Just couldn't stand tie cottonseed OIL
and axle grease they were frying me
in. Chicago Tribune.
Stranger How long since you made
an arrest eonstable2
Constable HI Iedder Quite e con;
I'm golRs leetle SLOW
tbout haalih EN- ~ est now we
hainit get no place tospus em ceptin
az Teddtss chicken coop and ey's
Rot n settln hen on.-els'eIend Plain
Dealer
Roley's Honey aud Tar
lnn 20. II|Ir..I. rrf .r0r1. N" ".|rIEt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-05

The Henderson Brothers have the
foundation laid for T. BIS new rouse
on the corner of Gutty and Diamond
streets, which, they hone to have com.
uleted for his occupancy by the time
he takes his seat as councilman from
the First ward.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
How to Remove a Corn; Try 1t,

Expose the corn and pass the finger
tips: of your right hand over it slowly
and caressingly. at the same time send
ing a vibration from the brain to the
corn. If it is a soft corn 413 vibrations
per second will suffice; if hard corn,
put on a forced draft Repeat slowly,
Il am now sending a current Of
thought force into my corn and so sep
arating, deducing, disintegrating, rem
dering, splitting, sundering, splinter
ing, shipping, dwellicating, whiting,
dispensing, dislocating, Gliding, divorc-
ing, pulverizing, slasbing, slicing and
dissecting it that presently it will pass
away. Repeat it three times; then,
with rising infection, "Avaunt, avaunt.
avaunt!' Finish by repeating the pass
word: ''The universe is mine. l am it,
The corn will at first look extremely
surprised, then wilt and fade beauti-
fully from sight.-New Thought.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
A Nice Distinction.

A we'll known Albanian has a wife
with sharp tongue. Jones had come
home about in the morning rather
the worse off for a few highballs. AS
soon as he opened the door his wife,
who was waiting for him in the accus-
toned place at the top of the stairs,
where she could watch his uncertain
ascent, started upbraiding him for his
conduct. Jones went to bed and when
he was almost asleep could hear her
still scolding him numerically. He
dropped off to sleep and awoke after a
couple Of hours, only to hear his wife
remark, II hope all the women don't
have to put up with such conduct as
this Annie" said Jones, "are you
talking again Or yet?-Kansas City
Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
The Perverse Golf Ball.

A collector of evidence on the subject
maintains learnedly that the golf ball
is the most perverse Of human insti-
tutions. Here is a list of strange lies
noted by a follower of the ancient
game: In another players pocket,
where it had dropped after travelling
200 yards; in a cows mouth; on the
roof of a clubhouse; behind the glass
protecting painting hanging on a
cottage wall; in a. clump Of daisies,
which it so resembled that it was not
found for an hour. When it fell in the
cows mouth the frightened animal
galloped 276 yards nearer the hole and
then restored the ball to its owner. He
promptly claimed to have driven it 397
yards and the right to play it from
where it lay.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Life Saving Mt Fires.

IF lives are in danger at a fire it Is
universal rule that life saving takes
precedence over fire fighting. If fire
escapes are lacking or seriously OBJ
structed all hands devote their entire
energies to the work of rescuing by
raising ladders, by forcing a passage
through smoke filed Railways or by
other emergency means. Life nets are
spread and held ready for those who
have not the nerve to wait for their
rescuers. Life saving consumes valu-
able time which could be applied to adj
vantage in fighting the flames, and the
probable necessity for expanding this
time, governed as it is by many con-
siderations, plays an important part in
studies of underwriters. Occasionally
pompier ladders or window scaling lad
ders are used in emergencies for max
ing rescues. These furnish thrilling
incidents for the newspapers. but are
less efficient. slower and a great deal
more dangerous both to the firemen
and the rescued than the plain or eX-
tension adders.-Insurance Engineer
ing.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
He Obeyed Orders.

Sir Henry Roscoe tells this Of the
scientist Faraday and his assistant
Sergeant Anderson: Anderson was
the sole assistant to Faraday and Of
course was utterly uneducated in scien-
tific matters, but he could obey orders,
which is not always characteristic Of
an educated man. One day Anderson
was told by Faraday to keep stirring
a pot containing some chemicals over
fire until he returned, Faraday being
in the habit of going upstairs to tea in
his rooms and coming down directly
afterward to work in the laboratory
during the evening. For some reason
he was prevented from coming down
again and forgot that he had told An
derson to watch the pot. On coming
down the next morning he found An
derson still stirring the pot, having
been at it the whole night and thus car
rying out the order which was given
him."
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

We do not live on what we eat but
on what we digest, assimilate, and take
up in the blood. The blood in turn
feeds the nerves, the heart, and the
whole system, and all goes we'll with US
if the blood be kept pure and rich. Ii
not, then the liver, which is the human
filter within US, gets clogged up and
pOisons accumulate in the body from
over-eating, overwhelming, or hurriedly
doing both. The smash up occurs
when the blood is poisoned by the
stomach and liver being unable to take
care of the OVERLOAD! The red flag of
danger is thrown out in the shape of
eruptions on the skin, or in nervous
ness and sleeplessness, the sufferer be-
coming blue, Respondent and irritable,
because the nerves lack nourishment
and are starved.
Natures laws are perfect if only we
obey them, but disease follows dis
obedience Go straight to Nature for
the cure, to the forest; there are mys-
teries there, some of which we can
fathom for you. Take the bark of the
Wild-cherry tree, with Mandrake root,
Stone root, Queens root, Bloodroot
and Golden Seal root, make a scien-
tifc, Glyceric extract of them, with
just the right proportions, and you have
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It took DR.. Pierce, with the assist
ance of two learned chemists and phar-
macists, many months of hard work
experimenting to perfect this vegetable
Alternative and tonic extract of the great
est efficiency. To make rich, red
blood, to properly nourish the nerves
and the whole body, and cure that
lassitude and feeling of weakness and
nerve exhaustion, take DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. It bears
THE BADGE OF HONESTY upon every
bottle in the full list of it's ingredients,
printed in plain English, and it has sold
more largely in the past forty years than
any other blood purifier and stomach
tonic. The refreshing influence of this
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
DIED SUDDENLY
OF, HEART DISEASE.

How frequently does head line SINH
lar to the above greet US in the news
papers. The rush, push and strenuous
ness OF the American people has a strong
tendency to lead up to valvular and other
affections of the heart, attended by ir-
regular action, palpitation dizziness,
smOthered sensations and other distress
ing symptoms.
Three of the prominent ingredients Of
which DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
coYery is made are recommended by some
Of the leading writer's on Mdteria Mcdicd
for the cure Of just such cases. Golden
Seal root for instance, is said by the
UNITED STATES DIsPENsAToRY, a stand
ard authority, "tO lmpart tone and in
creased power to the hearts action"
Numerous other leading authorities rep
resent Golden Seal as all unsurpassed
tonic for the muscular system in general,
and as the heart is almost wholly COM
posed Of muscular tissue, it naturally
follows that it must be greatly strength
ened by this superb general tonic. But
probably the most important ingredient
CT Golden Medical Discovery" SO far
other affections of the heart are con-
cerned, is Stone root, or COJlillsOnj0 Cd11.,
Prof. VIM. Paine, author of PaiEe's
Epit0my Of Medicine. says of it,
"I not long since. had patient who was
the heart that his friends were obliged to
carry him upstairs. He however gradually
recovered under the influence of CollinsOnn
medicinal principle extracted from Stone
root, and is now attending to his business.
heretofore physicians, knew of nc, remedy
for the removal Of so distressing and SO dam
gerous malady. With them it was all
guess work, and it fearfully warned the
afflicted that death was near at hand. Col
linsonin unduestionably affords relief in
such cases, and in most instances effects a
cure"
Stone root is also recommended by Drs.
Hale and Ellingwood, Of Chicago, for
valvular and other diseases of the heart.
The latter says: ut is a heart tonic OF
direct and permanent influence"
"GOlden Medical Discovery" not Ossy
cures serious heart affections, but is a
most efficient general tonic and invigor-
ator, strengthening the stomach, invig-
Grating the liver, regulating the bowels
and curing catarrhal affections in all
parts Of the system.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure Constipation.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

Turkeys Way of Raising Revenue,
The land in all Turkey and her de.
Tendencies belongs to the reigning sui
tan and is only occupied at his will. It
is divided among those who wish to
cultivate it at a nominal rental of one
fifth of the produce. which goes direct
~ to the crown. Three-fifths more are
taken from the lessee on other pre-
texts. all for the maintenance of the
government, the pasta in each district
having the authority to lease the
ground and collect the taxes, which
may be IN kind or money. If crops are
short, they take four-fifths of all the
man has in animals and even in house
hold utensils, sometimes all his possess
sions, to make up the deficiency which
Providence has withheld. Everything
that can produce, be it tree beast,
fowl, worm or the labor of a man and
his family, is subject to the four-ffths
tax. Those who toll at any labor or
trade other than agriculture are taxed
also pro rata according to their wages
and must pay or go to prison.-Pear-
sons Weekly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

The CLAIMS eggs are carried by the
mother on her gills. When there are
fish in the water with them the mother
CLAIMS discharge the eggs which soon
hatch, but if there are no fish they
carry the eggs until they decay. The
reason Of this strange behavior is this:
When the eggs are set free in the
water they soon hatch and the little
ones swim about until they find some
fish to which to attach themselves
They live for time on the mucus of
the fish and then drop OFF, sink to the
bottom and form burrows for them
selves. This curious semiparasitic life
Is no doubt a reversion to the habit Of
some ancient ancestor
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Order for Hearing and Notice of Application
for Appointment of Administrator.
STATE OF NINNESO IA, lee
COUNTY OF BROWN,

STATE OF MINNESO Ia, les
COUNTY OF BROWN,
iIn Probate Court. ....
Special Term, August 9th, 1906.
In the matter of the estate OF kinney
On reading and fling the petition Of
Georges Deutsch of Linden, Mimi, rep
resenting among other things. that
Kinney Deutsch late of Linden, Mimi,
on the 49,. day of April "A. D. 1906, at
Linden, Mimi, died intestate, and be-
ing resident of this County, at the time
of his death. leaving goods, chattels and
estate within this County, and that the
said petitioner is son of said deceased,
and praying that administration of said
estate be TO George Deutsch granted:
1t is ordered. that said petition be heard
before the Judge of this Court, on Thurs,
the Goth dav of September A. D. 1906, at 10
4 O'clock. A. NJ. at the Office of the Judge of
al Probate in the city of New Ulnl- in said
Ordered Further. that notice thereof be
given to the heirs of said deceased. and to
ali persons interested, by publishing a
coDv of this order once in each week for
three successive weeks prior to said day
of heariug. in the New Ulnl Review
weekly newspa per printed and published
at New Vim in said County.
Dated at New Ulm, MIMI the Gath day
of August A. ID. 1906.
Bythe Court,
(Seal.) 5. A. GEORGE,
35-37 Judge of Probate.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
NATURES ESSENCE
Extracted from the Roots Of Native, Forest Plants
Go Straight Back to Nature for Your Health.
There is Your Strength.

extract is like Natures influence
blood is bathed in the inyigorating
tonic which gives life to it and the vital
fires Of the body burn brighter and
their increased activity consumes the
tissue rubbish which has accumulated
in the system.
The vDiscovery" cures all skin affec-
tons, blotches, pimples, eruptions and
bolls; heals old sores, or ulcers, white
sWelings," scrofulous affections and
kindred ailments.
The vGolden Medical Discovery is
just the tissue builder and tonic you
require when recovering from a hard
cold, grip, pneumonia or a long siege
OF fever Or other prostrating disease. i
No matter how strong the constitution,
our stomach and liver are apt to be
"out of kilter" occasionally. In COM.
sequence our blood is disordered, for
the stomach is the laboratory for the
constant manufacture of blood.
1t is trite saying that no man is
stronger than his stomach. Dr.Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery strengthens
the stomach-puts it in shape to make
pure, rich blood-helps the liver and
kidneys to expel the poisons from the
body and thus cures both liver and
kidney troubles. If you take this
natural blood purifier and tonic, you
will assist your system in manufacture
ing each day pint OF rich, red blood,
that is invigorating to the brain and
nerves. The weak, nervous, rundown,
debilitated. condition which SO many
people suffer from, is usually the effect
of poisons in the blood; it is often in
Dictated by pimples or boils appearing
on the skin, the face becomes thin and
the feelings vblue." DR.. Pierce's vDis-
covery" cares all blood humors as well
as being tonic that makes one vigoR-
Gus, strong and forceful. It is the only
medicine put up for sale through drug
gists for like purposes that contains
neither alcohol nor harmful drugs, and
the only one, every ingredient of which
has the professional endorsement of
the leading medical writer's of this
country. Some of these endorsements
are published in a little book of ex-
tracts from standard medical works
and will be sent to any address free,
on receipt of request therefor by letter
or postal card, addressed to DIR. r. v.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. It tells justwhat
Dr. Pierce's medicines are made of.
The vWords of Praise" for the sew
eral ingredients of which DR.. Pierce's
medicines are composed, by leaders in
all the several schools of medical prac-
tice, and recommending them for the
cure of the diseases for which the
vGolden Medical Discovery" is advised,
should have far more weight with the
sick and afflicted than any amount of
the so-called testimonials SO con-
spicuously Haunted before the public
by those who are afraid to let the in
gradients of which their medicines are
composed be known. Bear in mind
that the "Golden Medical Discovery.
has THE BADGE OF HONESTY on every
bottle wrapper, in full list of its in
gradients.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation, invigorate the liver and
regulate stomach and bowels.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
a story of Ole Bull.

A curious tale of Ole Bull is told In
q book on violins and violinists. 1t
seems that in 1881, being then twenty
one years Of age, the famous violinist
wandered to Paris The cholera was
raging and Malibran singing. He went
to hear her, and his landlord decamped
with his possessions, including his VIC
lin. He was speedily reduced to ex-
tremity. During the last dinner that
he was able to pay for he made the
acquainta nee of remarkable man. To
this stranger Ole Bull contided his mis-
cries. At the conclusion the stranger
said abruptly, We'll, l will Go some
thing for you if you have courage and
5 francs" 81 have BOTH said Bull.
''Then go to Frascati's tonight at 10
o'clock, pass through the first room.
go into the second, where they play
rouge ct noir, and when a new taille
begins put your francs on rouge and
leave it there Bull did as directed
and when his francs had become 400
he took, them up after an eeyAode with
a woman who attempted to take them.
Red continued % win, and had he left
bis money longer he would have won
an independent sum- The stranger.
who was present as his elbow. was
Vldocq, the French detective, already
European celebrity.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

The Breath OF Life.

It's signifi ant fact that the strong.
est animal If It's size, the gorilla, als'
has the largest lungs. Powerful lungs
means powerful creatures. How to KEEP
the breathing organs right should b.
mans ctiefrst study. Lik" thousands
of others, Mrs. Ora A. Stephens, Of Por,
Williams, o has learned how todo this
She writes: "Three bottles of Dr.. King'>
New Discovery stopped my congh OF
NV" years and cured me of what my
friends Thought consumption. O, it.:
grand for throat and lung troubles
Guaranteed by 0. NJ. Olsen druggist
Price So: and $l0O. Trial bottle free
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
One Mans Wisdom.

Green-Who was it that said, "Let
me make the songs Of a nation and I
care not who makes its laws?'
Brown don't know the mans name.
but he was wise guy, all right.
Green--Because why? Brownie
cause it is possible to evade the laws,
but one can't get away from the songs.
especially when they become popular.
Chicago News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

When you have cold it is we'll to
be very careful about using anything
that will cause constipation. BE par
ticularly careful about preparations
containing opiates. Use Kennedy's
Laxative Honey and Tar, which stops
the cough and moves the bowels. Sold
by Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

In these days Of rush and hurry
courtesy is often forgotten. In the
mad, pell nell rush Of our life little
things are done to offend that we
rather remained undone. A hastily
eaten meal and it's reluctant headache
may cause us social or financial loss.
The wise man or woman is the one who
relieves little ills of this sort by d little
dose of kodol For Dyspepsia. 1t d.
gests what you eat and puts your
stomach back into shape. Solb by
Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
No Guarantee.

A sporting paper recommends GER
.ain way Of avoiding the bites Of
dog, however savage. All one has to
do is to stand perfectly still and hold
ones hand out. The dog, says the
writer, will take the hand in his
mouth, but will not bite it. But what
guarantee have we that the dog knows
?-London Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

A bath cleanses the skin and rids
the pores of refuse. A bath makes for
better fellowship and citizenship. Not
only should the outside of the body be
cleansed, but occasional use Of a laxa-
tive or catha rtic opens the bowels and
clears the system Of etfete matter. Best
for this are DeWitt's Little EARLY
Risers. Pleasant little pills that do
not crime or sicken. Sold by Eugene
A PfefferIe
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
No one would buv a sailbOat wit

No one would buy sailboat with
sails that could not be reefed. There is
always that possibility of a little too
much wind that makes a cautious man
afraid to 60 unprovided. The thinking
man, whose stomach sometimes goes
back on him, provides for his stomach
by keeping a bottle Of Kodol For Dys-
pepsia within reach. Kodol digests
what you eat and restores the stomach
to the condition to properly perform it's
functions. Sold by Eugene A. Pfetferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Well Worth Trying.

W. H. Brown, the popular pension a.
torney, Of Pi'tsield, VT, says: 'Nrx,
to a pension, the be st thing to get is Dr.
Kings New Life Pills" lie writes
"thev keep my family III splendid
health" Quick cute for Headache, Con-
stipation and Biliousness. 25c. Guar
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

Consider your body as an engine
which supplies you with all activity of
mind and body. Keep the machinery
well oiled and it runs smoothly. It
does not groan in doing its work. But
let the stomach, which is the fre-box
to the human engine, get vout of kill
ter" and we soon meet with disaster.
The products OF undigested and de-
composing food is poison to the system.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Professional Dignity.

'What wages do you expect?" asked
Mrs. Randolph of Aunt Phronie, who
had come to hire as cook
"Well, All tell you. Eff All cooks an
waits on de table, too, All 'spects So
cherry week All lives, but eff yo' all
has family reach at de table an All
jes' hab ter cook, den All charges er
dollar an TO- bits."-Pittsburg Dis
patch.