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The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
FOR NERVOUS PEOPLE
A Michigan Mother Preserved to Her
Family by DR.. Williams
Pink Pills.

When the blood is Impoverished the
nerves starve and neuralgia or something
more serious swiftly follows. Nervous
people are generally pale people. By
supplying through the blood those vital
elements that the nerves need, DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People have
performed those remarkable cures that
make it impossible for any nervou suf-
ferer to neglect them.
A recent case is that of Mrs. Peter
Morrissette, of No. 315 Eleventh street,
Alpena, Mich, who writes as follows !:
"My trouble started with childbirth.
After one of my children was born I had
q kind of paralysis. / was very weak
and my mouth was a little crooked. l
was always tired and was so v
that I could not bear to hear a dog bark
or a bell ring-eyen the little bird in it's
cage would annoy me. My heart fut-
tered a great deal and had dizzy spells.
/ was not able to be left alone.
stMydoctor gave me different kinds of
medicine, changing it several times.
When it was evident that he could not
help me he said he did not understand
my case. This was three years ago and
I was very much discouraged, when my
brother, who had taken DIR. Williams
Pink Pills, recommended them to me. !
tried them and noticed a change for the
better When I was taking the second box.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cured me and 1
have been well ever since. Inow do all
my own homework, sewing and wash
ing for seven of u.s."
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have also
cured diseases caused by impure or Inn
poyerished blood snch as rheumatism,
annmia and a~fter-effects of the grip.
All druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
Pills or the remedy will be mailed, post
raid, on receipt Of price, 80 cents per
box, six boxes for $3.50, by the DR.. Will
Iiams Medicine Co., Schenectady, n. =.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

knowledge Of the contents and proper
attestation and delivery. Careful at
tention to these rules will prevent law
suits and this, as we'll as every other
legal paper, should be carefully drawn
up.
Real estate may be Of two kinds, i'm
proved and unimproved. AS a rule, 1t
is better to invest in improved real es-
tate, because the rental of the building
will pay taxes and interest on the
money invested if the purchase is care
fully made. In investing in improved
real estate it is advisable to find out
the condition of repair of the building
and the amount for which it will rent.
Fire insurance should be carried upon
the buildings, SO that in case Of fire
the loss will not be complete. This
insurance can be obtained for a few
dollars a thousand and runs ordinarily
from three to five years. Care should
be taken that the insurance policy is
not allowed to lapse and the premium
should be paid promptly.
Farm lands sometimes prove a good
investment, but it is difficult for a
woman to run a farm personally, al
though a few have made a success at
this work. When a farm is rented the
tenant is prone to let the buildings run
down and not to cultivate the land
properly so that it becomes impover-
ished. A real estate agent will ordi-
narily look after repairs of rented
houses and collect the rent for a charge
of about five per cent of the amount
collected. In selling property a real
estate agent will demand a commission
for the sale, which Of course dimin-
ishes the amount received.
Copyright. 1906. by Joseph B.. Bowles)
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
SKIN ERUPTIoNs a5 YEARS.
Suffered Severely with Eczema All
Over Body-A Thousand Thanks
to Cuticura Remedies.

For over thirty-iye years / was a Sc
we're sufferer from eczema. The eruption
was not confined to any one place. II
was all over my body, limbs, and even on
my head. / am sixty years old and an
old soldier, and have been examined BY
and they said there was no cure for me. /
have taken all kinds Of medicine and have
spent large sums of money for doctors.
without avail. A short time ago I decided
to try the Cuticura Remedies, and after
using two cakes of Cuticura Soap. two
boxes of Cuticura Ointment, and two bot
ties of Cuticura Resolvent, two treatments
in all, / am now well and completely
cured. A thousand thanks to Cuticura. /
cannot speak too highly of the Cuticura
Remedies. John T. Roach, R%ichmondale.
Ross Co., Ohio, July II. 1906"
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

and often could not get my shoes on
Beginning to use Doan's Kidney Pills !
got relief before l had used half a box,
but continued taking them until cured.
The bloating subsidized and l was well
again."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
Making Sure of Him

81 seem to remember that .lady-
who is she?"
"She was my stenographer last
year"
"She's charming. Why did she
leave you?"
"She was too Conscientious for me.
One day | proposed marriage to her
and what do you uthink she did? She
took all that l said down in shorthand
and brought it, nicely typewriter, for
me to sign.'-Fliegende Blaettef.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
WOMAN IN BUSINESS
MAKING OF INVESTMENTS A
POINT FOR HER TO STUDY.

A Woman Should Exercise Great Care
in Placing Her Surplus Funds
She Should Secure a Competent Lee
gal Adviser Before Loaning Money
with Mortgage Security-How to
Insure the Validity Of a Deed
Real Estate 9. Good Means Of Safe
Guarding Money.
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Total Failure.

MI. Ferguson was in a high state of ip-
dignation.
laura" he said, what have you been
doing to my new safety razor? It's
ruined"
Il didn't know it was a razor, George"
answered Mrs. Ferguson. "Norah tried
for half an hour to slice potatoes with it,
and then gave it up. She says it's of no
account" Chicago Tribune.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
Feminine Resource.

A woman at Yarmouth, England. re-
ceived a lawyers letter, warning her
against annoying a next-door neigh
tor. She hung the letter on the
clothes line in her backyard, and then
there Is more trouble.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

Iully Cne cXperlcucc VI
Mrs. Laura Sullivan,
Bluff and Third Sts.,
Marquette, Mich, who
says ~ had back
ache and bearing
down pain, and at
times my limbs would
swell to twice natural
size. / could hardly
80 ,,- l1 ,<,.,,
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
Regarding Wine and Men.

"Some men are like wine, they improve
with age"
Eyes, but the likeness must be perfect"
"How do you mean?"
"Well, no wine can improve with age
that is drunk too ften."-Philadelphia
Press.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
Full Information.

"How far is it from here to Allendale?"
"Well, stranger, I'll tell you. It's about
IL miles as the crow flies or nine minutes
as the honk wagon pps."@Chicago Rec
Ord-Heraid.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
You Don't Have to Wait.

Every dose makes you feel better. Lax
Eos keeps your whole inside right. Not one
grippe in a full bottle. Sold on the money
back plan everywhere. Price so cents.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

".Sometimes," said Uncle Eben, poverty
aim near as much of a handicap to a
young man as KNOWN how to play de
banjo or bein' a f~avorlte wifi de ladies'
Washington Star
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
odd, But True.

"Books are not like brooks"
"Go on with the rest of it." .
"The shallower a book is, the harder it
is to wade through it'-Louisville Courier
journal.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
YARNLETs RARE.

"A writer tells this story of old-tilne
1T Indianapolis: The people living near
a veteran pork packers establishment
stood the smells a long time, but at
1t entered a complaint. The case
was brought up in a squire's court,
and the defendant, after listening to
the charges attentively, remarked in
an injured tone: We'll, it seems to
me that any man who doesn't like the
smell of a hog is just a leetle too good
for Indianapolis.
He went into a drug store and
bought a bottle of some patent stuff,
which was advertised thus: No More
Coughs. No More Colds. rs Cents q
Bottle" Three. days later he went to
the druggist complaining that his
throat was stopped up, and that he
could scarcely breathe. I've drunk
all that patent cough mixture" he
said. Drunk it,! yelled the man;
why, that's an India rubber solution
to put on the soles of your boots!"
WHO ever saw a peIleCI man
asked the r~evivalist. There is no
such thing. Every man has his faults,
plenty of them The ~revfvalist con-
tinued. "Who ever saw a perfect
woman?" At this juncture a tall, thin
woman arose. DO you mean to say,
madam" the evangelist asked, that
you have seer a perfect woman
well, l can't just say that have seen
her" the replied, "but | have
heard a powerful lot about her; she
was my husbands first wife"
Her stock of German was scanty.
the day after her arrival in Berlin
she went, to make a purchase. After
Sc had made known her wishes in
hating German the old woman who
waited upon her exclaimed: rs the
fraeulein an Americana" The fraeu-
lein was. "And do they all speak i k
your" continued the old German. On
receiving an affirmative answer she
lifted her hands to heaven with the
verbs: Thank God! My boy went
to America to escape the CONSUMPTION.
He does not speak a word of English,
but if they all speak like you my poor
boy will understand every word"
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

The trouble with people who lay some
thing by for a rainy day is that they
seem to take such delight in seeing other
people out in the wet.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

When e girl speaks of her affinity sh
generally means a fellow with money!
N. Y. Times.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
A PRECARIOUS CONDITION.
Many Women Suffer Daily Miseries and
Don't Know the Reason.

Women who are languid, suffer back
ache and dizzy spells, should read care
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
K

How do you like your teacher,
Louis?"
20, well enough; but he doesn't
know much!"
What makes you think SOL"
Because he's all the time asking
me SO many Observation-Disclosures
Welt
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

One trouble with the average young
Kitchen dress.-Somerville journal.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
Great Apple Country

British Columbia promises to be-
come a dangerous rival Of Oregon
an apple-growing region. During last
season 600, 900 trees were planted.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

Only the survivors believe IN the sur
vival of the ittest.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
For
Sick
women
One Good Reason.

Gertrude says she has several reasons
for remaining single
II know one of them"
5 did she tell your"
"No; but I've seen Gertrude ."-Milwau-
kee Sentinel.
Shake Into Your Shoes
Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A. S.. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. I.
But it must not be forgotten that it was
absolutely impossible for the man who
declared that fine words butter no parsnips
to have any adequate understanding OF
jolly.-Puck.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

There's no use in living in the sorrow-
full country while the hills OF hallelulah
beckon us on.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

The average young fellow is willing. to be
. bread winner, but the trouble is he
generally marries a girl who has been used
to pie.-Puck. 5
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Nature's great remedy Cures
Coughs, Colds, Group and Consumption,
gists. 25c., SOC. and $l.00 per bottle.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
A Harmless Laxative.

If you must take a laxative, take a harm
less one. Lax-Fos does not grippe, therefore,
does not i~rritate. Irritation is what does
the harm. Price SO cents.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

Didn't Bother with Threatening.
"Does Bjenk's wife ever threaten him.
Goodness, no. She jlst goes ahead and
does it."-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20

All the perfume of Arabia cannot avail
to sweeten the temper of the girl who
discovers in another girls album the fea-
lures Of the young man who runs up her
fathers coal bill.-Baltimore Herald.
The Tupelo journal., 1906-04-20
Accommodating Wooer.

AS a blood-purifier Garfield Tea has no
superior: it is a natural remedy, being
composed wholly of herbs. 1t purifies
the blood, ~cleanses the system, cures liver
and kidney diseases, constipation and sick
headache.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

makes the labor comparatively easy.
The top piece is 2x5 inches, and II
feet long. The Inortices for the sup
ports to fit in are made five inches
from the ends Of piece, and are one
half inch deep, 21a inches wide at bot
tom, by IN inches at top, thus only
one bolt is needed to hold them to-
gether at top. The upright supports
are 2x2 II, and seven feet long: cross
piece. 1Ax21a and at one end this
should be bolted on upright pieces,
down low enough so that bench will
set over it. The lever is aX2 at sta
pie, and shaved down to IA at end
Staples made of five-siXteenths inch
rod iron, and long enought to clinch.
Clevis where chain is fastened is made
of three-eighths inch iron. The end of
the lever is iron, 6x2 1-8 bent, as shown
for gambrel stick to rest on, while
lifting pig to the pole hooks, which
are made large enough to slip back
and forth easily on upper piece. Rods
one-half inch. bent to hold gambrel
stick. A hook not shown in cut made
| of one-half inch IRON attaches to
| and provides a fulcrum for the lever
! A for dipping hog in the barrel and
| raising carcass to the gambre1 hooks
Bench, 19x1 " inches, 20 inches high
| feet long. Barrel to be set in the
| ground one-quarter it's length.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29
a Cheap Drinking Fountain.

A good drinking fountain may be
made of an ordinary red clay pot OF
large size, appended in a saucer or
plate after the pot is filled with water.
The hole in the bottom must, of
course, be stopped up. A cork will
serve the purpose, provided the mole
be first reamed out to make the CORK
fit snugly, so that it may be air tight.
The roaming can be done with AMY
suitable instrument at hand-a pair
of scissors with the blades closed
will do. One or two nOtches should
be filed or sawed in the rim OF the
pot, not quite as deep as the plate. Ii
deeper than the plate the water will
run out of the pot Immediately, In
stead of keeping the plate full for the
chickens to drink from.
The arrangement is said to be SUI
perior to regular crockery drinking
fountains, because the red clay, being
unglazed, is slightly porous and the
air blowing on it keeps the water COO
if the pot is set in a shady place
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29
HOW DEBILITY SHOWS
And Why Or. Williams Pink Pills
Are Specific for Dangerous
PHYSICAL Declines.

The symptoms of general debility vary
according to the cause but weakness is
always present, tendency to perspire
and fatigue easily, ringing i'll the ears,
sometimes black spots passing before
the eyes, weak back, vertigo, wakeful-
ness caused by inability to stop thinking,
and unrefreshing sleep. The cause OF
the trouble may be some drain on the
system or it may be mental or physical
overwork, sometimes insufficient nutri-
ton due to digestive disturbance. In
the latter case there is generally a loss Of
appetite and a coated tongue as well as
general languor and debility.
Miss Lula M. Metzger, a stenographer,
living at II Mill street, Watertown, NY,
suffered for over q year from general
debility. cit was caused by overstudy,"
she SAYS, "and had no ambition, didn't
want to go anywhere, my food didnt
taste good, l was run down, lifeless and
listless. took medicines but they failed
to help me. Finally friends recon-
mended Dr. Williams Pink Pills to my
mother and she got some for me. took
them for some time and was entirely
cured and have had no return OF the
trouble
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure debility
because they actually make new, red,
rich blood, and as the blood carries
nourishment to all the organs and tissues
of the body, nerves as we'll as muscles.
the new blood stimulates the organs to
do the work that nature expects OF them
and normal health follows. Not only
is this treatment sufficient to cure de-
bility but many severe nervous disorders
as well.
The pills are sold by all druggists, OF
will be sent postpaid, OH receipt OF price,
30 cents per box, six boxes $3.50, by the
Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schemes
tady, N. Y. Send for free diet book.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

The last year for which complete
statistics concerning the meat sup
ply of Paris have been published is
1908. From the reports Of that year
it appears that 267 OPT cattle, 274.39O
calves and 2,047,770 sheep were
slaughtered at the city abattoirs and
produced 156,0O7 $50 Kilograms Cor
327,616,4S5 pounds) of meat, of which
123,712,1 80 Kilograms (259. 795.5fS
pounds) were consumed in Paris, and
32,292 $50 Kilograms exported. Some
of the choicest of French beef goes to
England where the fillets and other
prime cuts are in demand for clubs,
hotels, and the best class of restau-
rants. During the same year there
were killed 2S2 ,508 hogs, which yield
ed 27,657 $50 Kilograms (5S,OSO, 435
pounds of pork, and 29,370 horses
which furnished 7,305,650 Kilograms
Cor 1874 ,S65 pounds) of meat, all OF
which was consumed in Paris.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29
Marion HarIand.

The celebrated authoress, so highly
esteemed by the women of America,
says on pages 103 and 445 of her
book, Ewes Daughters; or, Common
Sense for Maid, Wife and Mother:
For the aching back-should it be
slow in recovering its normal strength
an Allcock's Plaster is an excellent
comforter, combining the sensation of
the sustained pressure of a strong
warm hand with certain tonic quail
ties developed in the wearing. 1t
should be kept over the seat Of un-
easiness for several days-in OBJ
stinate cases, for perhaps fortnight"
For pain in the back wear an ALL
cocks Plaster constantly, renewing
as it wears off. This is an invaluable
support when the weight on the small
of the back becomes heavy and the
aching incessant.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29
Straw as Celery BIanch.

Last year my celery was set TOO
close for earthing up properly. AS an
experiment six-inch tile were set over
some and straw piled between the
rows of others. The earthed celery
blanched and rusted; the tlled
blanched and rusted little; the straw
blanched was best and cleanest OF ali
and least rusted. Forest leaves
might be still better. Where they are
abundant it might pay to save them
for future use.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29
Years Tea Production.

The total exports of tea from India
arr;ng the year ended April 26, 1905.
oroounted to PA ,198,943 pounds, val
nod at s29, 294 1886 The shipments to
tha United Kingdom were 166,6O4, 900
,ounds: Canada. 15,019,000 pounds;
russia. 1891 900 pounds; Australia,
7746 hounds; Turkey and Asia, ,464
hounds the United States, 2,1S5,0O0
rounas Persia, / ,O91 900 pounds, and
~ all other countries, 8,O84 900 pounds.
All these countries, except the United
states and Persia increased their pur-
obases over 1905. The trade with the
1Tnited States decreased 81 per cent,
ond that with Persia 65.5 per cent
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

William Pinckney Whyte, United
States senator from Maryland, who re-
Gently celebrated his SD birthday,
has never been inside a saloon, never
smoked, and never rode in cab.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

Device by Which the Butchering Is
Made Easy.

AS all farmers who kill their own
hogs know, the old way of butchering
is very inconvenient and tiresome,
says a writer in the Queenslander
The following illustrated arrangement
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

Honey From SPAN and germany
There are 100000 beehives, pro-
ducing 10000 tons of honey, in Spain.
which is the second greatest producer
of honey in the world Germany.
with 1000 900 beehives, produces 90
900 tons.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

If the cabbage that is not headed
good this fall is buried with the roots
on they will make nice white heads in
the ground. The root must be COW
cred with earth so it cannot freeze.
Farm and Home.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29
In Taking Off Honey.

Generally the first thing In taking
off honey is to smoke the bees A
little smoke will drive them, while
too much only confuses. Use just
enough to divert the guards at the
entrance of the hive
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

Will Introduce Pension System
nension plan for aged and dis
abled employees will soon be intro
suced bv the Boston and Maine rail-
road.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

The man who sows his life In the
burrows of human need will reap
rich reWard-W. Smith.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-29

He is a wise man who either speaks,
the truth or says nothing
Los Angeles herald., 1906-05-02
PATENT MEDICINE COCKTAILS
Many Changed to Avoid Federal
License Regulation of the
Commissioner
Special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald.
WASHINGTON, May IA number
of the patent medicines that were placed
under the ban by Mr.. Yerkes, internal
revenue commissioner, because or the
quantity of alcohol they contained, nave
been relieved from disapprobaton ny
the commissioners order. 10 escape
classified tion as beverages these nos
trums have been materially changed
by their manufacturers, either by great
ly reducing the amount of alcohol they
contain or by adding such a quantity
of medicinal agents as to convince the
internal revenue chemist that they are
now really medicines and not tipples'
Within the last week two of the great
est sellers on the market, one brand
of bitters and the other a catarrh cure,
have received clean bills of health from
the bureau, and may now be sold WIN
ont a permit from Uncle Sam in the
form Of a liquor license.
"By altering their formulae these
particular medicines have changed the
peculiar taste that they have always
had. and I am inclined to think they
will lose much of their attraction on
that account" said an official of the
Internal revenue bureau today. How
ever. that remains to be seen, and 1t
will be a question that the makers ana
sellers of the medicines VIII pe better
able TO answer IHdIl IHlS OuICcus WV
that they have been taken Off our list
we will not be concerned about their
sale one way or the other. 1 suppose,
however, that in spite of the bad taste
Of these medicines good many people
who believe in them will continue to
use them, and good many other peo-
pie who are anxious to accumulate
Jag without access to a real saloon
or acknowledged whiskey will keep up
the habit. If anyone drinks them now
for the purpose of getting the alcoholic
effect they will want booze mighty
bad, for they are about as wretched
tasting doses as you can find in the
drug stores. The manufacturers have
certainly obeyed the law in regard to
throwing in the taste and smell Of
medicinal agents. If at any future time
we should learn that they had returned
to their old formulae the bureau will
replace them on the list of nostrums
that require the assistance of a license
for disposal to the general public"