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80 ss
ny your Upbulldin'.
And AFT the dull made bricht. We see.
That get your glldln'.
But here's a trick that's better yet
To raise the Dead TO Llfe!-to let
A buried man smang US get.
And ane so clever.
Indeed we're greatly in your debt
And will be everi
Good luck, each Scottish reader cries
When Book Collector Morgan buys,
Since criticism certines,
TN fair Inspection.
HIS Burnsiana is the prize
o. his collection.
| send you thanks in Robins name
For your appraisal o his fame.
Proyidin' sic a bonny hsme
Tor his illusions,
And were he here he'd reach the same
Correct conclusions.
When In the Cosmos Aerogyam
He reads ABBOTT the gowd that cam
On his account 10 Uncle IAN.
Not irrltated
He'll feel, but will be, sure ! am.
WI Joy elated.
Had ye been ily'n' when he wrote.
And bath, as moo. sic men n note.
As far his fortune to promote
Would ye been wlllin'.
Or anxious for his verse 10 vote
A single shillln'I
Let ithers wag = sea lous jaw:
For me. I hae nae doOt ava
A millionaire he never saw,
Cor rustic Robbie.
Nor dreamed his rhymes would he a Draw
Big bankers hobby.
But to the limit O. his means
We ken he helped his speci al tricn'S,
The ballad mongin' Jocks and Jeans
And sang inditers
That ranked aman9 the kings and queen.
o. Scottish writer's.
And 80 | dootna but he would
Be unco gratefu'-aye and prood
To sing your praises. as he should,
In notes unstintin'
For giein' him so lang an lood
A complimentary.
weel may the Scot to scotland true
Cry:"whaur's your Wulhe Shakespeare noo.-
Poetic values hitherto.
IIl safely wager,
Meier brocht sic taxes thanks TO YOU
And Scotia's gaugcr.
Wien StruEgin'i In the Kings EIci~"
I'm sure IL would bae caused surprise
Had Burns been tauld that Judges wise
In tarir duty
Should frae his wr,tin's realize
10 big a booty.
Rut so n goes in ilka climr
WI maist o. A. the sons o. Rhyme;
They ne'eT attain the true sublime
TIL they re In glory;
And. aibllns. ill the end o. time
Twill be the story.
Fen | who moo address you'll
Can safely. sanely prophesy
When nifty years hae thrice game by,
To fairly dateit.
My merit will he ranked as high
As moo l rate Il.
Self praise. we ken. is spt to stink.
But self dispraiSe. I also think.
Has Just as foul and fause a clink
Whate'er the phrasin',
And 40 I dinna waste my ink
Myself abasln'.
Three faults hae beyond remeAd
FOR ane whs hopes to Ger rome speed,
since y,ri'in' rhy mes for fowk 10 read
Is my ambition.
Pm neither titled. rich, nor deid,
q, sad condition.
II I were but a poet peer.
Or laden WI Carnegie's gear.
OR In the moods. like Robbie dear.
! MIGHT be quoted.
But poor and honest. hale and here.
I'm hardly noted.
still ! hae lots o. room TO blsw.
I've got a lame and work. for a.;
Wife. lassIes three and laddies tvs.
And books a plenty.
WI happiness ne'er glen ava
To sne IN twenty.
So I can waltz The day will come
When I'll be better kent than some
That moo may beat a lOoder drum
without debatln'.
And I'll be neither,sOur nor glum
While I am waitin'.
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MUSICAL.
uINCIZG. ACADEMIES.

IN n INW1 ~ .NETTIVTETASe
DANCING-A lady OF much experience and
with highest recommendation desires 10 ORGANIZE
two more classes for the winter. For terIns. &c.
apply DANCING, box l3 sun once.
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What is the French game called trio -trao and how
IL II played CAROLINE ALDEN.
u Is scarcely necessary 70 describe the method
Of play. for tric trac Is The game Of backganimop.
. rane 40 old that it, origin is Impossible 10 dis
oeysr IN the mis,s Of antiquity.
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Please can upon your readers for help IN Identify
ing the author and the poem IN which occurs the
Dne whose curtain never outward wings"
l. p. s.
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An Ohio Republican statesman said at the
Willard in Washington several evenings ago:
"Whltelaw Reid. Ambassador to Great
Britain, has been the most expert newspaper
politician OF several generations. Why2
Well, he always gets what he goes after"
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some time ago. 7 am told. Prof. James of Harvard
made some remarks 70 the effect that psychology
was Of no practical use In teaching, and his state
ment brought out many protests from teachers.
Can some SUN reader inform me where ! can md
Prof. James, remarksI Y. s.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
When Woman Isn't Younn.

The report is that a local religious
institution which is for young won.
en- has drawn the deadline Of youth
at S.. Every woman over that age
viii be marked % and requested to
Skiddoo. This is painful 1t is unkind.
What is worse, it is impraCticable. We
are glad the task is to be performed
by women. No man nor set Of men
would ever have dared tackle such
problem-not they. This is simply
another example of womans inhu.
manity to woman.
We have been told for many ages
that a woman is as old as she looks
and man is as old as he feels. Just
now, we say It with regret. most WON.
on look like 60 and most men feel like
Mc'huselah. But the general rule
seems 4 good one 1t is a plain, un
palatable fact that women will deceive
as to their age as long as possible and
then openly lie about it. There are
many women who were born during
the ravages of the civil war who still
claim sweetly to be in the thirties.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
CAMPAIGN ON HIGHER LINES.
Republicans This Year Do Not Mead
to Make Any Defense of the
Dnsiey Tariff.

Voters in the west are under n,
| necessity Of resting satisfied with "the
/ bald assertion that the Dinglcy act is
| the perfection of tariff legislation.
while even the party opponents OF
/ that act are compelled in their state
ments of facts and conditions in the
business world, to prove its surpass
ing efficacy. The widening distribu
tiOn of manufacturing industries over
the country is at last admitted by the
free traders after years of denial be
cause the fact has now become SO
palpable that continued denial. even
free traders can see, would involve
disastrous reaction against those
persisting in it. The diffusion of in
vestment and of enterprise under the
Dingley tariff law are such as to be
capable of easy demonstration. They.
in fact, demonstrate themselves and
make The bald assertion that the
DinEley act is the perfection of tariff
Legislation" unnecessary. Bald asser-
tion is never necessary when facts
and figures are available
If we are to have a tariff campaign
this year it is growing reasonably
clear that it is to be on higher lines
than in the day of the last great OBJ.
tuscation. Cleveland got the key to
the White House in 1892 on incongru-
tiles and absurditios which cannot be
repeated in any tariff campaign into
which the Democratic party will ven
lAt IA Iri,
wipinS it off the map. 1t finds itself
forced to admit the distribution of
manufacturing Industries and the ex-
istenCc of home market for food.
stuffs and raw materials raised on the
farms. The country retains a vivid
recollection of the last campaign in
which it was contended that there was
no distribution Of manufacturing in
dustry and no home market which
could maintain the prices of farm
products. The Republican party has
recognized, in the passage of the rail.
way rebate and regulation law. that
its broad national policy Of diTlsing
industrial growth and placing con.
sumers and producers on one com.
mon basis of interest, must be sup.
plemented by new legislation. IL con.
cedes that the Dingloy law, while ii
has worked miracles OF change from
the sOup-house era of tariff tinkering
under Cleveland, must be buttressed
by other laws, regulating interna!
commerce between the states. from
time To time. 1t makes no claim of
absolute perfection for any human
device. Hut according to Democratic
testimony the results of lis policy to
date are such that it may we'll stand
pat for the campaisn.-St Louis
Globe Democrat.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
His Scheme Worked.

II is related that certain man was
recently very sad because his wife
had gone out Of town on a visit.
which she would not shorten in spite
of his appeals to her to come home
He finally hit upon a plan to induce
her TO return. He sent her a copy OF
each of the local papers with one item
clipped out, and when she wrote to
find out what it was he had clipped
out he refused to tell her.
The scheme worked admirably! In
less than a week she was home to
find oGt what it was that had been
going on that her husband didn't want
her TO know about-Pittsburg Press.
Many man who asserts that he IL
not a hypocrite is so disagreeable
that his acquaintances may wish hs
was.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27

In attendance. | thought surely l
would die. | changed medicine and be.
san using Doans Kidney Pills when
was still in bed. The relief I found
was so great that | kept on until
had taken about ten boxes. The kid.
ney Secretions became natural and
after years of misery | was cured. |
have increased in weight and show
no symptoms of my former trouble"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
FoSter-Milburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27

doing under protective tariff. and
that's what makes happy people
Closed factories, half-tilled farms. rust
ing railroads, dilapidated cities anC
towns may be attractive to Bourbon
Democracy, but the aggressive Repub
licans of this country want to Sc,
something going on all the time. They
are the apostles of industry and actiy
ity, not the advocates of frcctrado
and plenty of leisure-Boonville (MoJ
Republican.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
States of Brazil.

Politically, Brazil is divided into 81
states including the federal distrlcD
but so unequal is the division that
three of these embrace practically her
entire lowlands, as well as a portion
of the western uplands, and exceed
in area the remaining 1S, which lie
within the highland region, except
for their narrow margins upon the
coast. These latter. however, contain
more than Sc per cent. OF the popula.
ton.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
Seekinq ONLY Bare Justice.

CreditOr-So you've come around at
last to pay me what you owe me, have
you?
Debtor-Not at adjust the con.
trary You made a statement at the
club last night that | owed you 600
marks. AS a matter of fact the ac.
counts show only owe you $50. I've
come around to collect that balance OF
40
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27

As you know, I wrote you that my doctor
said must have an operation or could not
live. l then wrote you, telling you my all
ments. followed your advice and am en-
tlrely well | can walk miles without an
ache or pain, and / owe my life To YOU and
TO Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
| wish every suffering woman would read
this testimonial and realize the value of writ
ing To You and your remedy. - Mrs Mary
Dimmick, 59th and +. Capitol Streets, WASH
ington, b. Z.
When a medicine has been successful
in restoring to health SO many women
whose testimony is SO unquestionable,
You cannot well say, without trying it,
- do not believe it will help me" If
YOU are i'll, don't hesitate to get n bot.
tie of Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound at once. and write Mrs Pink
ham, Lynn. Mass, for special advice
it is free and always helpful.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
SICK TOR TEN YEARS.
Constant 6ackachc, Dropsy and Sc.
we're Bladder Trouble.

Fred W. Harris. Of Chestnut St, lief.
ferson. Ohio. says: For over ten
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
Following we publish two let
ters from ~ woman who accep-
ted this invitation. Note the
result:

First letter.
Dear Mrs. Pinktam:--
" For eight years have suffered som,thing
terrible every month The pains are uxcrli-
eating and can hardly stand them My
loCtor says | have a severe female tr )uhle,
and must go through an operation if want
to get well. | do not want to submit to it if
| can possibly help it. Please tell me what
to do. | hope you can relieve me Mrs.
Mary Dimmick, 59th and +. Capitol S,reetE,
Washington, D. c.
Second letter.
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:--
and taking Lydia +. Pinkhams Veg table
Compound, | am very anxious Ia send YOU
NV testimonial, that Others may know their
value and what yuu hAyo done for me.
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27

years ! suffered from
kidney disease. The
third year my feet
and hands would
swell aud remain
puffed up for days at
a time. | seemed
to have a constant
baCkache. Finally |
got SO bad that I
was laid up in bed
with several doctors
The Jackson herald., 1906-09-27
Cheap Rates to
California
and Mexico

Daily until October 3Ist. Colo.
nists' tickets will be on sale to Cali.
fornia and Mexico points at excep.
tiOnally low rates:
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Fine Place for Sale.

On account of the death of DR.. A.
B. Waskom, and to close up the es-
tate, his late home on East Second
street, our miles from Roswell, is
offered at a very low price and on
easy terms for quick sale. This place
contains 2O2R acres. all under irriga-
ton and in cultivation, with good
permanent water rights, n also ar
tesian we'll. Six acres in bearing or
chard, sixty acres young or
chard; balance in alfalfa and farm.
Nice new eight room residence, mod
ern in every respect: with all neces
sary o~utbuildings, barn, lots, etc.
If you are interested and want to
investigate the above proposition, for
particulars call on or address,
JNO. w. WARREN, Trustee,
59tf Roswell, N. M.
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past fifty years or more. know to be

past fifty years or more, know to be
absolutely impossible of attainment.
Allow me to ask you who hold
SPECIAL CONTRACTS in any of
the companies mentioned in this ar
t1cle, for your own satisfaction. to
file this with the write-up of last
week, and others that may appear la
ter, away with your policies, and if
not now convinced, let us see if time
will not prove the correctness of my
statements. Very respectfully,
J. J.. WILLIAMSON.
Manager for New Mexico for Man
haitian Life Insurance Company,
of Newark, New Jersey.
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Church improvements.

The Presbyterian church., which
be ready for occupancy Sunday. The
Sunday school and church services
will be held at the usual hours. The
church building has been papered
and painted inside. and painted on the
outside, and presents a beautiful and
attractive appearance. A considerable
sum of money has been spent and
the Ladies' Aid of the church have
been the b~enefactorS.
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Condition Good.
Amarillo Herald.

Amarillo Herald.
Il LAY just returned from a trip
up to- Amarillo said NJ. Wisenant,
of Allen, Collins county, which was
extended down into the valley of the
Pecos in New Mexico. I was only on
a visit to relatives and friends and
had a splendid visit. The eco Valley
is better than | ever saw it, and cat
tie are in excellent condition. Grass
could no be better at this time OF
the year. The cattlemen said that
they had met with no losses during
the winter. and the business mad new
er been better. There has been quite
a lot of movmen in cattle to the pas
lures in Kansas.
ION the lines of the r~ai1roads,es-
pecially near the Texas line, there
has beer a big influx of settlers, AND
nearly every $50 acres has a settler
| on it. Texico. just at the line of Texas
is a thriving place. although not
more than a year old, and is in the
| midst of a fine agricultural commun
ity. 1t is astounding to see what thai
country is doing. when one remem
bers that it is only a few years com
paratively whe every m believer
it was a desert, not fit for anything
but raising long-horned cattle. No on
ever dreamed tina it would ever be
come what it has, the center of a
fine an agricultural section as on
would wish to See. 1t mas been init
mated hat the old-time cowmal
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knew what it was really good for,
reports abroad, and ~endeavored to
hold it for his own, by misrepres-
enting its natural advantages. But,
OF course, this was not so, for one
would never charge a cowman with
any such ideas, much less trying to
carry them out
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My Cottage for Sale.

One of the neatest and most COM
plete homes with all modern conven-
for $3.50 per month. Will sell for
$250.00 less han actual cost My rea-
ney. Take a ook at it. First house
north of DR.. Veal's on Richardson av-
enue. Call up Totten & Keinath's
ranch at Artesia, or address Chris
Totten. 75tf.
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"A Gard of Thanks.

The members of the Roswell City
Band desire to extend their thanks
TO the Joyce-Pruit baseball team, the
Jaffa-Prager baseball team and their
employees, for their kindness to the
thank The people who so kindly at
tended in a good cause. We feel
greatly encouraged and will be still
found trying to hold the band toge-
Their for the good of our little city.
$3.50 was the sum netted, and after
paying expenses the balance will be
applied on uniforms.
JACK FLETCHER.
Bandmaster.
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TWO GUSHE RS.
Richardson and 3rd and Pc
cos and Tenth Streets.

Many people who had never witness
ed an ~artesian well being capped gath
cred at corner of North Richardson
and West Third Streets his morn
ing and 70 in the interesting per
Torrance. The we'll is on the roperty
OF l.. c.. Walker. at the real of the
hotel building that is under construc-
ton and it was brought in yesterday
by w E. Carper and Sons.
The well is 264 feet in depth and
the big flow has been struck, the well
being capped this morning. The cas-
ing is six inch lined pipe and the
flow above the casing is IS inches.
Some of the spectators his morning
thought that it was great fun to see
the water gushing over those who
was not so ludicrous to the drillers
to take cool shower bath for the ben
enL OF the puDIc- IllS SdIuo HIm VI
drillers yesterday finished the big ar
tesian well on the property of the
gas company at the corner of Pecos
anu lot streets. The casing on this
well is also a six incl lined pipe,
The depth is 29O feet and it is a
gusher, flowing 90 inches, just double
the Walker well. Owe the casing
The first flow was struck at a depth
of $50 feet. This well has not been cap
ped and it is a rare opportunity to
new Corners to see a new gusher IN
capped. 1t will likely be capped at
most any time and those who wish
to view it should not put it off. The
well is at corner of Pecos and 10th.
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BY What Companies Now Written

The typical contract, containing
the Objectionable feature condemned
by insurance departments and by
all respectable legal reserve life in
franc companies, with two or
three possible exceptions, is issued
now by the organizations named be
low:
Security Trust and Life Insurance
Company.
Des Moines Life Insurance Co.
STATE LIFE OF INDIANAPOLIS,
INDIANA.
Minnesota Mutual Life Insurance
Co.
State Mutual Life, of Rome, Ga.
Citizens Life of Louisville.
American Mutual Life of Chicago.
we have not deemed it necessary
to annex a list of the numerous brood
of irresponsible assessment concerns
using the device. Their names would
improve the length, if not the quality
of the above list"
The above is copied from The In
surance Independent, Feb. 1906 num-
Der. The Independent is a high class
journal. devoted exclusively to the
best interests of the life insurance
business.
The Independent is all that its
name implies, and regardless of
friend or foe it shows up the virtues
or vices of whatever company may
happen to come under its vigilant
observation.
After the publication of some facts
and figures concerning the State
Life of Indiana which was taken
from their sworn statement and ap-
peared in the Record of last week.
a prominent gentleman of this city
| said to me: How am | to know
when I am insured in a reliable com
pany and under the pest contract of
insurance money will buy2" l said,
Doctor. that is simple enough. There
| are a number of reliable old line
companies of long standing and un
furnished reputation doing business
in this country. any one of which
you could make no mistake in get
ting into"
For the further enlightenment Of
those who may happen to nave a
SPECIAL CONTRACT in any of the
above mentioned companies. permit
me I advise yon to send zoe to The
Life Insurance Independent. 35 Lib
erty ST., New York, for the February
1906. number of that journal.
| admonish you VINO are in tbs
market for life insurance to bewart
of the company whose representative
offers a special contract which ha'
no better claim to your consideration
than the glittering array of estimate
the realization of watch every con
sentative life insurance company dc
ing a legitimate business for tn
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M. d. BURNS,

Agent P. V. & N. E. Ry.
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WANTED PARTNER

Live man with few hundred
dollars cash, can get interest in
paying business. Don't bother
me unless you have the money
and know a good proposition
when you see one. Address
"Business" care Record.
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BOUGHT 5000 wethers.

w. H. Long yesterday sold 5000
wethers to Will Norris, the well
known sneepman of his city. The
wethers are ones, twos, threes and
tours, but principally threes and
tours. They are now located at Mr..
Longs ranch so miles north of Ros-
we'll. They will be shipped TO the
Norris ranch in Texas.
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One thousand harvesters and n
farm laborers wanted at Quanah, Tex.
where over one million bushels of
wheat are to be harvested in June.
The Hardeman County Irrigation Co.
alone is needing 800 hands. Bes of
wages paid for all kinds of farm la
Dor. 72t12
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Low Rates to Chicago and St. Louis.
From June LIST to September 30th,
inclusive, round trip tickets will be
sold to Chicago and st. Louis at the
rate of one and one-third fare. Final
return limit October 81, 1906. Child
rem at nalf rate
NJ. D. BURNS,
Agent P. v. & N. E. Ry-
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Louisville and Return 5000

For the Homecoming Week for
Kentuckians, Louisville, KY, June
18th to 23rd, round trip tickets will
be sold on June 18th. 18th and 18th,
at the above rate. Final limit of tick
cts June 25th.
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All designs in latest styles of wall
paper just received. Prices from b
lowest to highest.-Pecos Valley
Lumber Co. til.
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p. v. & NJ. {. TIME TABLE.
(Railroad Time-)
South Bound.

We have some houses for rent, also
some rooms furnished OF unfurnish-
ed.-Cariton & Bell. sO3 North Main
street
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-11-26
Loeust Partr ~.

The last years Of justice Dykman's
life he delighted to sit in his yard and
watch the insects and all the small life
with which the summer teemed- He
vas specially interested last year in
the locusts, whicn would burst out Of
their old skin one by one. and one
morning he invited a party Of his
nsighbors over 70 watch a particularly
fat locust break out Of It's old prison
As the shell slowly cracked The Judge
became m0re and more excited. until
suddenly a big fy pounced on the
locust and stung il through the crack.
on its fresh. new back Of course. this
killed the locust instantly. and there
was no more squirming within he old
sheil. The judge vas highly indig-
nant- The confoundsd rascal. he
exclaimed. -stung the locust did heg
The bsastIy ~, Isn't tnat too bad.
now. isn't thai 90 badi~ and then he
apoiogized to his nsishbors for the
fy's bad behavior and tie failure Of
his iDcust party.