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The Green Forest tribune., 1906-11-03
Democratic Ticket. Congressman 3rd Cong. District,
 J. c. Floyd.
The Prince of Literary Parasites

The Prince of Literary Parasites . Our friend, Slippery Bill, of the Carroll Progress seems to be overanxious to discover the cause that prompted THE TRIBUNE 10 ii controversy with that high oracle. Now lend us your ear, Holy Willie, and your curiosity shall be at least partly gratified. We wanted to give you at least one more opportunity to exhibit your self as the prize Jassack of your . day and generation. The "weired strippling" who has dared 10 call the attention of the public 10 your highhanded effort at bluff confesses that he has not had all of those golden opportunities that have contributed to make the august editor of Carroll coun- tvs famous cast iron illuminary the champion mudslinger of the twentieth century nor does he desire to soar in space ethereal as an editor by absorption or as 8 literary parasite.
 Now, Holy willie, lend us your ear. You pride yourself as a genius inethe art of being a slust writer, and when confronted by facts you seek to annihilate youl adversary at one full swoop by the use of high sounding Tom. myrot. But say, Holy Willie can you inform an overanxiou: public whose pride in your gen jus is stopping over, why you brilli ant mental facultie. never illumine the journalistic atmosphere except when yol fight, bleed and die in an effor to add brother editors scalp tt your belt?
 Now, Holy Willie, this that W, are now about to administer ma, possibly be the unkindest cut O all but we will triy to carve you gently.
 Tobe impertinent, Holy Willie, and this we regret to do, we will ask you if you remember a cer- tain man who, when you were only a ''weird strippling," wield- ed such a powerful influence in Johnson county as a writer for the Johnson County Herald and later as editor of a certain paper in, that county? You, do, eh? You remember, Holy Willie, that this vas in the days when you were preparing yourself for en-
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-11-03

THE deliberations of Judge Baines on the bench Saturday and Monday would have done credit to any circit or chancery judge in the state.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-11-03

WE desire to apologize to our readers for spending so much time picking dead crow and let ting the feathers fall in their faces but this one that we are dealing with is all feathers and is
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-11-03

WHILE JUDGE BAINES' decision was based wholly on the law and the evidence in the case yet he will have the consolation of know ing that his decision meets the approval of 99 out of 100 citizens in county.
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-11-03
DIRE TOR Y .

TTnited States Senators James H. Berry U James P Clark. congressman, srd Dist. :. J. c. Floyd. ' overnor Jefferson Davis O Secretary of State o. c. Ludwig. auditor Avery E. Moore. Treasurer -4- Ii. c. T1pton. Attorney General Robert L. Rogers. Land Commissioner F. B. Conway. Supt. Pub. Instruction. J. H. Hinemon. thief Justice Joseph M. Hill. Commissioner Agriculture H. T. Bradford fudge 4th District J. s. Naples. O Prosecuting Attorney D. B. Horsely. Court meets at Berryville 3rd Mon. Feb X Aug Chancellor 11th District T. H. Humphreys Court meets at Berryville 3rd Mon. Jan: x July tounty Judge T. II. Fancher V County Clerk Joe s. Fancher Circuit Clerk John McLoud Sheriff T. c. Morris Treasurer SIS. Cunningham Assessor Frank Carroll Surveyor J. M. Bunch coroner Dr. A. E. Tatnan Examiner Eastern District :. E. c; Cooper y for Hickory Twp. J. A. Jtandlee Constable Jerry Brammer NT ayor Green Forest R. D. Galloway M Town Marshal T. E. Wilson.
 RELIGIOUS.
 M E. Church South-Services every 1st and WI 3rd Sundays at Il and m Sum day School 9:30 Epworth League 2:30 Sunday afternoon. J. H. Ruble, Pastor
 Paptist-Services 2nd and 4th Sundays Il a m u and 7:30 m. Business meetings Satur- day before 4th Sunday, 2:3o p m. Prayer meet ing Wednesday evenings. Baptist Young Peo- eopls' Union 6:30. J. H. Spurlin. Pastor
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-11-03

try into the field of journalism and going through the process of becoming an editor by absorp- ton? We'll, Holy Willie, you re- member how carefully you pre- served allof this mans writings, l and pasted them away in 8 big scrap book to await the day when you might win fame as an an- nihilator by palming these pro- ductions off on the public as your own composition? And when you mounted the tripod in Carroll county you felt that with all this magnificent equippage of shot, shell, shrapnell, bombs, etc. you were absolutele master of the situation, that you were Sir Oracle, that when you ope ned your mouth no dog should bark. And when you want to add another scalp to your belt, you turn to this big scrap book and look for >ome headline like "Hebdominal Hibditudinosity." 'Anot h e r Fly Caught with Vinegar etc and then you proceed to misap- propriate the goods of another by using this stuff that you never wrote, except that you sandwich in such collateral stuff as will make the article seem applicable to the situation. You have al- ready established your reputation as the prince of literary parasites and during this controversy you have added few more feathers of tbis kind to your cap but we have caught you with the goods on you this time, Holy Willie.
 N w you uay ask how long w. intent to continue this con trovtrsy. Until you exhaust your scrap book containing these writings, for you might never have another opportunity to place the contents before the pub lie and we want to help you to realize your youthful ambitions Get out the big scrap book, place it before your compositors, buy you a typesetting machine, throw your cast iron colored supplement in the waste basket, increase the size of the Progress as the size of your scrap book may demand and let the eloquence of Johnson county writers of old flow through the columns of your paper ''like molasses pouring from the bung h ole of the universe" with never a mark or a sign to indicate that these writings are not your own com- position.
 | Now, Holy Willie. when the voluminous columns of this bor- rowed composition appear in your paper, the public is re- minded of the lines of chaucer:
 Nowhere so smart a man as
 1 he thee mas
 And yet he seemed smarter
 | than he was.
 But now in order that you may hold the reputation You ] ave won, We suggest that yon g ve IS a ten line eonrosition of yo Il own on some such subject a, tho, COW and tE. ilors 4, the di.hrar md the broom, or that you dem 1n : strate to the public by some long and labored dissertation wnici, is the more real benefit to society an old bachelor or a poodle Jog
 Yes, dear Willie, in tnese modern days many a litlle par. asite has endeavored to win fam
 in the pulpit by approrriatins and palmiog off on the public a. his own the sermons of Sam Jona
 Hnnry Ward Roaohor o,nd olt,
The Green Forest tribune., 1906-11-03
requiring more than the usual time for such a task.

JUDGE BAINEs' decision in the
 McLoud-Russell contest dealt hard blow to ballot box thievery.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
|Ts MERIT IS PROVED
 hEcosD OF 4 GREAT MEDiCiRE
|A Prominent Cincinnati Woman Tells
 How Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Completely Cured Her.

The great good Lydia F. Pinllhaln's Vegetable Compound is doin% among the women of America is attracting the attention of many of our leading eeientists, and thinking people gener-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12

The following letter is only one of many thousands which are on file in the Pinkham office, and 20 to prove beyond question that Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound must be a remedy of great merit, otherwise it could not produce such marvellous results among sick and ailing women. Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
 About nine months ago was great suf- ferer with female trouble, which caused mo severe pain, extreme nervousness and fre- quent headaches, from which the doctor Jailed to relieve me- 1 tried Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, and within a snort time felt better, and after taking five bottles of 1t was entirely cured. therefore heartily recommend your Compound as a spendld female tonic. It makes the monthly perlods regular and without pain; and what blessing it is to find such a remedy after so many doctors fail to help you. am pleased 10 recommend it to all suffering women.'- Mrs Sara Wilson, 3l East Sd Street, Cincin- nati Ohio
 II you have suppressed or painful periods, weakness of the stomach, indigestion, bloating, pelvic catarrh, nervous prostration, dizziness, faint ness, don 't-care" and want-to- be- le1t-alone feeling, excitability, back acne or the blues, these are sure indi. satlons of female weakness, or some uerapgement of the organs. In such cases there is one tried and true remedy -Ayala t. Plnkham's Vegetable Com-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
.L;ug the Trail.

in the mountains IS severe III "ln.tr "ltrietjons. sledging and travel
 rtI,s +he snow banked trails are limit yer ,ra hare necessity. In the colder sea
 to tbe pei traIs are kept open by shovel ., ns and packing them down. N M heh ,l;'lz uhe ps anu sing intermittenty in high. r. 1;n voices, the tealnStef' "l'n a oeit pm ,nouna his overcoat and Hopping Psn' ,s a fo keep warm. faces his great is alau hordships, but when the heavy s' M and rapid thaws of spring come no~n "inr means a battle and venture a s su,,den termination hanging slla above. Thousands of tons of us' m the mountain sides hang no" +rieo,r that can be sprung by h :" l;ah of breeze or the rolling of |'e .ae cone. and in summer many a
 p nn sloDe and pile of rock and tim Rar I at the bottom tells skeleton taie Pef 7 the du winters night. Flounderins .roarjug and perseyerins open the suNa little ruffed thread of white I.an, up above, but hard days Wofk " mon.-Outing Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
,,.,.s. Men and Women.

r,oro are parts of the world where
 =, hohies are drowned like superdu-
 ns m rittens and others in which it is
 .. uncommon for the daughters in the
 o.,e families of the poor to be sold by heir parents into lives of prostitution. nn the other hand, the pages of history
 .o filled with examples of the devoted |,yes of childless men and women who Iovo worked unselfishly for tue good {. their kind. Bachelors and virgins Lare been the saints of the world, and Iho cbildless are the philanthropists. Iha founders of colleges, hospitals. art Io,,octious and libraries. the philoso-' bhers the great writers, leaders and Ih,nkers of the race. Plato, Joan of Lrc sayonarola, George Washington. novid Hume, Locke, Spinoza, Thomas carlyle. Florence Nightingale, Ruskin md Herbert Spencer are only a few hf the great names in this class. An in- Eoresting volume could be written on Tho indebtedness of the world to child foss men and women.-New York Med cal Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
A CASE OF TT.
Many More Like 1t in Pine Bluff

Many More Like 1t in Pine Bluff
 The following case is but one ct 1Eany similar occurring daily in Pine Bluff. It is an easy matter to verify its correctness. Surely YOU can n5t ask for better proof than conclusive evidence.
 F. Neis, well known house mover etc.. residing out near the waterworks, says:
 "I found after thorough trial that Doans Kidney Pills are a most excel lent and successful remedy for kid ney trouble. There was not so much iackache, the principal indication be- :ne in connection with kidney secre. tions which were too frequent in ac. ton and at other times too scanty I used medicines of various kinds, but they did not reach the cause. Learn ing about Doan's Kidney Pills, I pro cured a box at the Mann-Tankers!ey Drug company, POI West Second ave nue, and commenced the treatment, The result was entirely satisfactory. I am glad to recommend the remedy l. is a wonderful medicine and one about which everybody should know"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn company. Buff falo, New York, sole agents fer the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan's-an take no substitute.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12

A BNngler,

,o,, ,.lS ieW persons acquit themselves soDly , lh their maiden speech. At a ,nou ouulng feast recently the bridegroom to "s ., o''led upon, as usual, to respond tb, tb tue gwen toast, in spite of the fact esa a. ne mad previously pleaded to be haeusea. ha, Flushing to the roots of his ta ,' ne rose to his feet. He intended sno" "up'y that he was unprepared for nloe n making, but, unfortunately, aos d,a'eu his hand upon the brides shoul- s.a ss' ana looked down at her as he clna,u lered out his opening (and con- o, .ns-er-thing has been thrust up- VI me'-London Tit-Bits
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
He Needed <h x1

"p,. ne Needed the Money. ssarr .s an operation absolutely nee t,on aihiy. I've got to have a vaca. :. - ue4s month. h."-smart Set.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12

@ H in need of EMPHASIZES We have onla MA eighteen ships of fighting calber that STRICTLY
 MODERN, and of that bunch are now out of
 order, so that instead of forty only sixteen today England has eleven roncad alone In her second class has ships of first class fighting material not place any first class ships in second class Our vessels good enough LOOK AL and they will give good possible when needed
 There lot have done service in the past that now doing merely police duty and they regarded as good enough fly the flag Many ships old ners yet they carried list of FIGHTING ships would cost fortune to make the Olympia Deweys flagship Manila bay, fighting vessel.
 The in the has taught lesson and that that the baleshp the only carry on war or TO DECIDE AR at critical issue We build battleshp we are to hold
 We have wenyeven baesps in course of construction and by 1908 will employ navy where now employ only ooo and thus going along strong lines But our navy will never be like ng for building enough NOR BUILDING FAST ENOUGH to catch up to her
 Following the as of various persons find among fighting ships millions dollars wasted monitors In the abor of Manila have o aen rolling twenty minute trying to lit something with twelve inch si: much have trying to hit hen with a stone.
 Three submarine ships the navy v4d I: prs Heaven a1 knows when they will isvt as lss e..l 1iaft THE OTHER ENfa .a. building. I4 i4d T ". lz4 wholly rebuilt and e ony 1.u4 a9i-9. [ #es4 j hul
 i1 l>e 4 Ink paera9 tie second naval power of the @ n NP stflse tfa1 the 6 such sIs as tae s4 Oregon, now really second rate 5lle I from ta ff ie will rank among tle powers of t world only sixth possibly t. but that will be the BEST RATE that could reach
 Ne must continue to build ships, and in passing let say that the government built ship good if better than, any The neecut, which building in the Brooklyn navy yard tance its which being built in private wards But the real will come later when the COST OF REPAIRS
 After all, there is only kind of ship bul and that SPEEDY BATESIP of the ine All others above the earthly good The arocd cruiser is beautiful TO LOOK AT, with its graceful lines and its buoyancy the
 The visitors from Eng land showed this they lay the head of the line in the North river In they be good something, such scouting in the Caribbean We have few such purposes Santo Domingo difficulty.
 BUT ACTUAL WORK ACTUAL WE MUST DEPEND UPON THE BATTLEsHP IN
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
The True Mission of
 'COrnmercial Training

By T. NC. nversityo of Pennyv
 T is high time the term COMMERCIAL TRAIN
 ING" from the evil repute into which has fallen by
 of the abuses pracced in certain "buness colleges and
 "academe" In the minds of persons industrial and commercial education months in business, art metc and advanced spelling, together with udou admxure of the elements of enograpy Still others admit the necessity of vey business but such the place of A MERE APPENDAGE to the usual curriculum.
 In sharp these views commercial training should be given recognition complete independent and COORDINATE of eucon particularly universities and should rank equally with other complete courses of instruction.
 CLASSICAL CURRICULUM MAY ALWAYS BE IN DE- MAND, NUMBER YOUNG MEN WHO HAVE THEIR FACES TOWARD THE UNIVERSITY REQUIRE A EFFICIENCY CULTURE.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
AuitieN of Si~hf

I. ne t two eyes really see two objects.
 tho . s,. TWO forehngers be held, one at
 fee+ uIstance , of one foot, the other two ma. e. ln front of the eyes and the for lattos .' loo&ed at, two phantoms of the s'do ,as,er will, be observed, one on each nhan. IT the latter be regarded two ohsoruaas has or the nearer finger will be side je''ea mounting guard, one on each
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
Better Than United States Bonds.

The up-to-date choice selected goods, stylishly made at seriously re- duced prices, owing to dull times; try Ehsenkramer, the tailor, above C. zens bank, corner Second avenue ah- Pine street. .4..
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
RE SUMPTION.
Southern Railways Through Trains
 to the East. Nos. Al and 42.

First number Il (west bound train) will arrive Memphis on its former schedule at 600 a. m. October 2Cth, 1905.
 First number 42 (East bound train) will leave Memphis on it's former schedule at ll;0Q D. m, October 26th, 1905.
 These are elegant full vestibuled trains, carrying baggage cars and coaches between Memphis and Wash ington without change, and elegant Pullman sleepers between Memphis and New York withoat change, with Dining car service east of Chattanoo- ga.
 The route is via Chattanooga to Bristol over Southern Railway, Nor fo]l and Western Railway thence to Lynchburs, Southern Railway again thence to Washington and Pennsyl- vania R. R., thence to New York. Through tickets, through baggage checks and through berth reservations on application to,
 C. A. DeSaussure, D.PA..
 l.. M. DeSanssure, C.P. & "A,
 Memphis, Tenn.
 Memphis. Tenn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
.t'
Better Than United; States Bonds,

The up-to-tlate choice selected goods, stylishly made at seriously TO- duced pr ces, owing to dull times; try EisankfaIlnl!er Ilnl!er the: ::taiIoEEr abaTe .Citi, zens bank. corner Second avenue and Pine street.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-02-12
The American Nation
 Is Living Pr0higately

Presiden of the eGreatN orthe
 HE nation large is prosperous. We cutting wide
 svath doubt of that If get down, however,
 to closer examination will readily that the nation iS
 living PROFIIGATELY. We selling natural them without building dsre and trade relations TAKE THEIR PLACE when hausted.
 It is only question of time till timber exhausted Our pub lie domain gone and the longer boast that it has all Where the rushing to shores to end up? Not the land WE HAVE NO MORE 10 OFFER THEM They must crowd into the cities .. WHEN NATION HAS 15oooooo PEOPLE THEY WILL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE EXPLOIT NATURAL RESOURCES TO
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-05
Veteran Fjrensen Give Reasons why They
WANT $1,000 FOR MUSTER

the special guests OF the local veterans
and bring upward OF $50 uniformed men,"
Tho veteran firemen are intensely In
dignant over an editorial in Col Colts
local newspaper, which said that "the
association serves no special purpose and
has TO other right than that of unbridled
effrontry TO call upon the taxpayers to
help pay the costs of its pleasures
Said one of the members of the a.srsocia-
ton today: The association may have no
special purpose at the present moment
except the preservation OF social life and
deep-seated ties OF friendship. but the
taxpayers should not forget what there
veteran hremen have done in the past
In the protection OF property. Clearly.
from a business standpaint every support
given TO the veterans would bring benefit
to the community, and naturally TO the
taxpayers"
The Republican machine organ said that
1.-The argument for a Subsidy on
the ground that its proposed exhibition
will bring many visitors TO town could
as well be advanced by the proprietors OF
the next circus that is booked 10 snow
here" That Is false reasoning The
money brought into our city by a circus
crowd rs again taken out by the circus
management, but the money that will be
brought in by the visitors at the muster
will remain and find it's way among the
business houses here"
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-05
MANY OFFENDERS
BEFORE JUDGE
RUECKERT TODAY

Henry McGinty was fined $40 and costs
in the Sixth disti1c: court this morning
for his escapade on the afternoon OF May
IL, with a rig hired at Allen Sweets
stable on Walnut street
John and Charles Henry were run down
by McCinty at the corner OF Dyer and
Custom House streets. officer Rowe
secured the rig on Dyer street, where
McGinty had abandoned IL. and put Il up
at Billings stable for the night When
Mr.. Sweet recovered Il the next morning
the horse was badly cut from punishment
Agent Smith appeared against McGinty
In court today.
Peter Mcdonald was held for trial
Friday under 500 bonds. on charges of
committing an indecent assault on HIS
ii-year-old daughter, Catherine.
For theft of $3.50 worth OF tea from the
wagon OF John J. Bergin. James Fitz-
patrick was fined 800 and costs John
and got a similar fine
Edward Warner. arraigned May ., on
non-support charge. received another
continuance on the case to Friday, under
$500 bonds.
Joseph Massi was committed to Socka-
nosset to await trial next Saturday on
charge OF stealing a bicycle from Angelic
Cfrello.
owen Connors, arraigner as a vagrant,
was held for trial Friday under $500
bonds.
John Thompson pleaded not guilty TO
the charge OF assaulting Fred Breitsch-
min and was held under 500 bonds for
trial Friday.
James j. Shea paid fine OF $40 and
costs for an assault on Antoine Rose.
Mile Amelia Marks was adjudged In
sane and committed to the state hospital
for the insane.
August Malmgrew was fined $50 and
cost for an assault on James Shaw, May
10Th. Shaw has since been In the hospital
with a fractured knee cap. The men had
trouble over a game OF cards.
The case or Frank G. Perry arraigned
June 1 on charges OF embezzling OF $50
from the Aetna Bottle and Stopper COM
pany, was continued to June 10 under
surety OF $500.
George Smith picked up by the Central
station police as vagrant, denied the
charge and was put down for trial FRI
day under $500 bonds.
John Darby, arraigned on n non-support
charge was turned over To Probation Of
ficer Wallace. Frank Cosgrove also se-
cured probation on a non-support charge.
Peter Brewin, aged 10. was arraigned
for theft OF ten cents worth OF eggs. He
admitted II and got probation. jeremiah
McGrath was in court on the same
charge. but denied II and was committed
to Sockanosset 20 await trial Saturday.