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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

1t is here, indeed. where Speaker Can
states function and Jurisdiction could
receive practical employment. The
States could well make their reguln-
tlons stringent upon the entrance OF
corporations chartered by other states.
and require reincorporation In every
State where those corporations seek To
do business. There is altogether too
much laXity among the States I'm this
respect. The Constitutional provision
that fun faith and credit must be given
by every State to the official acts OF
other States has been construed too
much as n license for unrestricted com
merclal and corporate invasion.
But as To Interstate commerce. and
all corporations or combinations en-
gagged I'm the same. II Is getting to be a
clear case that the Nation alone Is
competent to supervise their operations,
and that 1t must take up that supeTVl-
sion If the present lack of supervision
is not TO continue 1T is a question not
OF the exercise of State jurisdiction, but
OF futile attempts to exercise 1t; and
with the example of such futillty abso-
slutely manifest, appealing to the only
competent jurisdiction there is In the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

10 the sentiment every week of their
llves-that the Mormons are the best
people In the world and their social
system Is perfect, having came from
their Lord
IT is far from The Trlbune's purpose
to cast an asperslon upon the women
or girls of the Mormon church They
are good and yirtuous as n rule and
Just as equally good people are any
where else, But they arc no better
than any other similarly good people.
And, too they are subjected to n condi-
ton against which the forces of civil
ization elsewhere are most strongly
arraycd. They sec the prophet Of their
Lord and the compeers Of that prophet
living In unbridled defiance of law, and
yet adored because Of their offences in
breaking covenant with God and pledge
to the Nation According to this
speaker, and according to the testi-
mony OF other Mormon preachers the
girls are permitted TO go out In the
society OF men long before they have
any sense OF personal guardianship,
and always the idea that to marry and
bear children is the sole purpose In life.
That is the exalted mission of woman
hood, but If the idea be the dominating
influence OF girls life before she shall
have learned to protect herself until the
proper time and until the right man
shall appear, who can wonder at the
calamities which these speakers de-
plore?
1t is n sad, sad state OF affairs
grave. indeed. when n Mormon
preacher will dare to tell 1t in the pres
ence OF the man who is chiefly respon-
slble for the horror,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
THE HORROR OF 1T.

That was an awful arraignment of
the social system of the Mormon
church which was made by one Of the
speakers at the Mutual Improvement
Conference in the presence OF Joseph
f Smith at Provo last Sunday
After making the usual insulting con-
trast between some Gentle women,
with few children, and some Mormon
women. with many children, to the
supposed advantage OF the latter, he
criticised the practice OF allowing Nor
mon girls to go out into society In their
tender years under the escort of young
men without a chaperon. He told that
In one little town which he had visited
five Mormon homes were mourning the
downfall of daughters; and, I'm a mo-
ment of alteration. he went so far as
TO contrast these wilfully invoked dan
gers and these calamities resultant
therefrom. with the scrupulous care ex-
erted by mothers In Eastern cities over
the welfare OF their daughters until
they were old enough to be able 10 care
for themselves in the society OF men.
He might as we'll have quarreled with
any other natural effect OF n resistless
cause Like most of the speakers OF
his church in one breath he deified the
bearing OF children before a conere-
ton OF young people If he did not ut
ter IT the thought was present In the
minds of his hearers-since they listen
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
Current Comment
STREET PROFANITY.

Roston Advertiser
St Louis Ia trying to stop profanity
on the streets by drastic measures. The
police have received orders from ther
CHIEF to arrest every person heard us
ing bad language. The outcome VIII
be watched with interest ana win
slight hopefulness, for the same thlnG
has been tried In other cities with poor
success. A beginning seems to have
been made at St Louis In inning
member OF the police force $50 Tor OIL
Tending. This, on the principle that
reform, like charity. begins at nome,
is good start. II may urge the pollce
officers to pursue the reform strenu-
ousIy. Street swearing Is n nuisance
which ought to be curbed and 1t Is
common In every city. II II can DC
stopped In St Louis then the attention
Of other cities must be attracted 10 tne
methods used there, and they must be
given n wider trial. The swearing hul-
sance aflicts the ears OF every woman
shopper and OF every other person
whose sensibilities are at all dellcates
Boston Is no exception to the rule IN
this matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
YES. YEP AND ia.
London Chronicle

London Chronicle.
The simple English Affirmative Is DC
coming somewhat battered In common
speech. Yes" aas long sounded as
''yus" from the lips Of the uneducated.
But there is u present tendency among
the educated TO adopt tho American
variants upon the word America mas
found that an open vowel or laplal
Is easier TO pronounce than a slDllaht:
And II has two substitutes for yes"
one of the mis- yep" and the other is
yah" obviously the yah" comes
through the influence of the simple
German ia" which Is quite an ele-
mental sound Yep" on the other
hand Is clearly a protest against the
waste of time in getting the tongue
palate and teeth in a position to hiss
Phonetic lazlness is what the late Prof.
Max Muller would call It,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
NOT TO RE QUOTED,
Philadelphia Telegraph.


Tho reporter boarded a Chestnut
street car st Broad street, Two min
utes later II bulky gentleman dropped
into the seat by his side and jammed
him against the window The reporter
grunted but the newcomer was cheer
full.
II knew Chestnut street before II had
car tracks" III announced pleasantly.
Used To run omnihuses W. one side
and down the other"
The reporter wasn't interested
Yes" he continued, I've lived here
al my life / like To see the old town
grow. Twas born In 1S44-on the 22nd
OF 1874"
The reporter tried TO imagine just
when the momentous event happened
The Information was somewhat hazy
Yes. those arc facts" he went on
II went to school-What, not going7"
Yes, replied the reporter, here is
where l belong
"say. young man, what's your bust
ness"
"a reporter, Great heav ems" he
cried, "and here I've been talking so
freely to you. Say. now. don't quote
me. | wasn't talking for publication" !"
But he was, even II he didn't know It.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
FETICHISM: NEW s

Manchester Guardian. ii
The case of a German stud
reported to have been an
stealing plaits of human hal
ample OF what has been cal
ism. n not inapt use of an q
an old tendency. A certain
English nobleman OF the pre-
alton who used to pocket
spoons OF others when he We
ciety was never believed to a
der TO enrich himself. He Va
A few years ago. In a \
court, an elderly man or ma
tions was before the judge
not a mercenary thief. He \
stolen one particular thing,
cluslon Of all others-shovele
", one remembers q woman
a long record OF previous 2
whose theft was always OF on
that not OF a remunerative Z
Her fetch was newly-wa9[
hanging upon a line to or
never tried to possess herse|
thing else. Fetlchism Is nor
criminal psychology. Their
strain of 1t in the normal mu
tinguished university graz
traveller told me that he ron
ism so universal that much
reation In going through the
In a constant attempt to an
fetch OF each person he met.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
FOOD MADE WHILE YOU WAIT.
PHILADELPHIA Inquirer.

At q time when the National Gov
ernment (1s well as many States, of
which our own Is chieD Is moving
against adulteratlon of food, we have
the entertaining spectacle OF a profess
sor of chemistry giving object lessons
on the subject. \ New Jersey chemist
stands ready to supply YOU all sorts
OF food and drink, principally made up
in his laboratory. without calling at all
upon the animal or vegetable king
doms. If you want a cocktail he Will
serve you one which you cannot detect
from the best prepared at cafe, He
will make you all sorts of salads and
dressings, which taste we'll and will
take decayed meats and vegetables and
after treatment apparently serve you
palatablo and wholesome dish.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
WENT UP IN THE AIR.

An old patriarch and his wife from
the hills of Indian Territory were rid
ing on a railroad train In the Choctaw
Nation for the first time in their lives
They were very much interested In the
scenery and the novelty OF their ex-
perlence when the train suddenly ran
upon long trestle, Looking out of the
windoY the old people saw the ground
rccede from beneath them. and they
held their breath in abject terror When
the train finally reached the dirt road
bed again the old woman looked at her
husband with sigh OF relief and said :;
Thank the Lord, Silas, we've lItn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
JOKE ON THE CHURCH

TnIInnlpOIIF SUN
a Methodist church In a New York
town wanted an organ costing thou
sand dollars and wrote TO Mr.. Carnc-
gle about It. That phllanthropist told
them that If they would raise $500 he
would zee what he could do. The
amount was secured. after which Mt,
Carnegie informed them that on In
Vestigation he mad found the congrega-
ton too small 10 need a thousand dol
lar organ. that 1ve-hundred- dollar
one was big enough. and that as they
now had that sum contribution from
him would not be necessary, The peo-
pie arc now trying TO decide whether or
not a confidence game has been worked
on them
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
DEMAND FOR LAND.

81, Louis Globc-Democrat
The irrigation works at Ninidoka.
Ida. which Will include ,000 acres,
VIII not be completed until next fall.
but already the number OF applications,
none Of which can exceed eighty acres,
are 5000 Indications are that irrigated
land generally VIII be In demand and
that the irrigation fund VIII he kept
steadily revolving. 1t seems TO be n
far better opportunity than taking up
claims III Canada.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
ORIGIN OF THE DOMESTIC HEN.
No,

Passing over other interesting pheas-
ants of This region, mention must be
made OF what has proved to be eco
nomically the most valuable bird on
the earth TO mankind-the red jungle
fowl. Ornithologists know 1t as Gallus
gallus. and II is indeed the "sowl OF
fowls: for from II has been bred every
variety OF domestic poultry. game,
Langsnan, Polish, Plymouth Rock,
Leghorns. etc. Whether we consider
the black tailless fowls bred in Hol-
land or the japanese poultry with tails
fifteen to twenty feet In length, all
were derived from the red jungle fowl.
flock of seven OF which are now
housed in the north end of the pheas-
ant aviary. Remarkable as these facts
are. proof is forthcoming In the fact
that If any breed of poultry be allowed
to run wild. they VIII gradually revert
10 this ancestral type. and after n GER
tain number of generations will have
reverted to tyolcal jungle fowl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
FORTY STORIES I'll
Chicago Record Herald. r.

Chicago Record Herald. r
New York has two skycr
JecteG either one of which NJ
the present record. A tower
railroad and iron exchange d
a height of 404 feet. This ID
with the Park Row buildil|
and the Pulitzer building. q
Will exceed the tallest build
cago by some fifty feet, b
dwarfed by the tower abov
Singer building In New YofI
to be sixty-flve feet square a
height of nearly 594 feet
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
TO STUDY THE REAL.


Chicago News.
Mrs. Crossly-John. that gentleman
with the long hair and big black tie is
going to write a series OF stories on
wild Animals / Have Met"
Mrs Crossly-WeU, what do YOU
mean by inviting him to call at this
house so early in the morning.?
Mrs. Grossly (sweetly)-Why, |
thought he would. like to see you when
breakfast Is few minutes late
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Among the convincing reasons the
insurance companies have for belieY-
ing that they should raise rates Is the
one that conditions are now such that
they can do so.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

However. all this snow. guarantee
Ing a big supply Of water from pres
ent sources, has tendency TO keep the
public from getting excited over the
conduit matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
Where The Tribune Is on Sale.

New York-hstor House, Weldorf-Astorin. I'm
perisl Hotel
Chicego-Palmer House.
Waehington-New Willard, Raleigh.
Omaha-Unlon Station Newsstand
Portland-OreEon News Agency o. b Gancy
Los Angcles-Amos'a News Stand
San Frnncisco-Ardlng's News Agency N
Wheatley, Hotel St Francis, Foster * Orear.
seattle-w. Ellis Hotel Northern, ]. r. Jus
tice, Wilson. McNey co.
Denvor-Julius Black, Brown Hotel. Kcndrick
Book and Stationery Co.
Boise-Idsnha Hotel. Rolso Book md Music
Store, Arch. Cunningham Co, H. Seller
g. Co.
Pocatcllo-Chance & Co. II. II. whittlesey.
Jonopah-ON Nell s. Co. A II. Rounswoll.
0oldheld-Fitchett Cigar Store. Hunter Adv.
& Pub, Co. G. a. Marsh.
Sutte-Keefe Bros. ]. C. Evans.
Provo, Utah-A. v. Robson, y East Cenucr
Street, Provo Book and Stationery Store
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Senator Smoot Will heartily aereo
with those who contend that Congress
should adjourn early. even II early ad-
1ournment would prevent a determina-
tion Of his case.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Orchard, though considered by some
people very worthy man while he
was merely an assassin. is now being
denounced by them
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

sured. the raising of insurance rates
would not seem timely, but perhaps
the companies do not care much about
timeliness
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
GOOD THING-PUsH IT ALONG.

'oN'b iiil-N' o'o'i - Aho4NS'
san Francisco Chronicle.
Iowas House of Representatives has
passed law making II n misdemeanor,
punishable by fine and Imprisonment,
TO discharge firecrackers. toy pistols,
reYolvers and other explosives on the
Fourth of July. The example is worthy
of imitation by other States. 1t is high
time that the American people settled
upon 4 more sane method OF celebrat-
ing the national holiday than the pres
ent one which Is full of menace to hu-
man life and limb and destructive to
property.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
a MEXICAN CURE FOR
TISM.
Now York Sun.


"I'u tell you how I treI
tism. " said a veteran Of n
war at the Fifth Avenue h.
had the pesky thing ever sin
sleep in a blanket on tie bal
Mexico. I've been to ever
the civilized world, and n
river OF medicine, and I've d
cussed as / groaned and gro|
| pitch the medicine out OF n
send for a bottle OF champa5
splendiferous dinner. and II
about a month. Then the
matism.' as I call it. comes \
my knuckles and joints 81
cuss and cuss and groan 4
and I've been doin' this for
sixty year, HELP There Ism
now for me, no moro than
summer heaven for a Laplan
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
AN IMPERTINENT DEMAND

This appeared on the bulletin board
OF a certain public library: viii the
gentleman who took n n-handled
umbrella from the stand on Wedncs-
day kindly return II to the librarian?"
Some one wrote beneath IL In pencil:
Certainly not. weather still unset
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

But does not the fact that 1t is not
as straight as 1t should be, put the
conduit In line with some other fea-
lures Of the Big Cottonwood affair?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
A WATCH,s WORKS

In perfect running order, the balance
wheel OF a timepiece makes $4,000 VI
orationS per hour. The number OF miles
year the movement OF correctly ad-
usted balance wheel Will equal Is $685.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

An important reason OF the Morris
ties for opposing the spending OF addi-
tionnl money on the conduit is that
they cannot do the spending
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Senator Sutherland is having con-
siderable success at Washington In ac-
complishing things he does not wish
10 accomplish.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

OF course, there are many who might
be subpoenaed TO testify for Smoot but
most of them would be almost sure to
tell the truth.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

But If the militia officers find a man
who is entirely flt for the office Of Ad-
jutant General will not Gov. Cutler be
sure to be dissatisfied with him?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Orchard evidently feels anyway,
that the others involved in the Steu-
nenberg assassination should be pun
isned.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
v arious Ma
A PRETTY HOME wv

,.u 80 l HOME WEn|
AT the home OF tho br,s
MT. and Mrs. Theodore pn,,
noon today were marr,os ,oo %
Roosevelt and Mr.. NIcho,a
OF Cincinnati, o.. Bishon g.
ciatlng a large numbsr
were present. The roorns
rated with smilax and fnn,
happy couple stood undor
floral bell in The bav w,u
delssohn's wedding march
and the impressive ring Ger,
used. ~eisf
The bride looked lovely in =,
the gown was cut In prtnna,
was of pearl white satin air.
sign of roses outlined in s,,k
on the plain background
brides roses. The eroor,
yentional black.
Following the ceremonv ,,D
adjourned TO the dInine-yos.
sumptuous dinner was -
know the hospitality OF M
Roosevelt and the tables fait
with good things. Mauv
presents testified TO thaf
which the young people ars
The bride Is one Of tho mi,
young ladies IN her town =
host Of friends. The groomt
young business man Of Gin.
richly deserves the prIza ~,
After a short wedding trim N
at home In Cincinnati In tbe'
fitted up for them. The eoof
a host of friends will be exte,
happy couple, who are amor
popular OF their communItis<
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Now the fire insurance companies
may see that they were wrong in stat
Ing that there would be no increase OF
rates
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Marshal Spry will find 1t easy. no
doubt, to serve subpoenas In the Smoot
case, as the witnesses are being chosen
with great care
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Perhaps the Morris administration
thought 1t was securing water that
would flow through a leaky conduit
without leaking
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Criminals must admit regarding the
American city administration that
their worst fears have been realized.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Opponents of the city administration
are prepared to criticize It II 1t makes
conduit changes. or IL IL doesn't
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
ABOUT PEOPLE.

Among the new members Of Parlia-
mcnt are seven factory hands. five COM
positors. two stonemasoEs, five carpen-
ters. a pilot AMI a railway guard.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

II takes an exceptionally good sales
man at present to sell even irreproach-
able pork roasts.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Many think the snow is a good thing,
but few are willing to push 1t along.
from their sidewalks.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Queen Margherita OF Italy recently
personally took the Kings pardon TO
the three youths who last autumn at
tempted To wreck her automobile by
pilins stones on the highway.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
Friday, March 2, 1906

when men are too busy 10 clean of
their walks.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

model ones are wanted. who would not
allow previous opinions to interfere
with their testimony
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Mohammed's tomb is said to be the
most costly In existence. The diamonds
and rubies which decorate 1t are val
ued at more than $4,000 600
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Perhaps the difficulty In securing
Smoot witnesses is due TO the fact that
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

a chimney sweep. named Murtagh.
mas secured election 10 the Ballybay
Town Courcil. County Monaghan. This
is believed to be the first case in the
British kingdom of chimney sweep
obtaining place on the county board
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
SUICIDE OF A JEALOUS

SUICIDE OF A JEALoJJs
Auburn Correspondent New Yorx
Yes, IT was jealousy tha,
faithful old horse to suicldo
w. Farrar Of Auburn vests,
hltched his team in front Of !,
store on Spring street.
The horse had been own.
Farrar for many years and
attached to his master. w
ond horse was bought by In
purchase made necessary bv
business. the old horse show
uneasiness and extreme disl
newcomer.
The old horse ill-treated IA
stealing his hay and grain
ing him In many ways. n
went to the stable tofharnesI
horse and found Him den
head through a hole In the
stall and his body resting o1
Suicide by hanging" say
Iar.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02
SWAN NECK MARK OF
MndraH Mall.

Among the Padaungs iron
renni and Shan States. n
spected by the Prince and
Wales. the swan neck is
great a mark of beauty tnat
nary pains are taken to acuu
early as possible In the IRE
male infant, brass rods, apv
OF an inch I'm diameter
around the neck and are ado
odically so as to keep the
constant state of tension, n
the neck the greater the oe
some of the Padaungs car
twenty to twenty-five coils. \
A SONG IN ExILEf
Alice Duer Miller. in Scribnera g. N
The rustling palms bend reauin
Between the sun and me-
The trades blow warm ana ste'
Across the turquoise sea-
But I'd rather feel the March y
In the country of the free' y
Hibiscus and camellias 4
Bloom here abundantly. n
And roses and gardenias-
The sweetest flowers tneIe
But I'd rather sec through tne
woods
One bridal dogwood tree.
The tropic light is mellow
AS a lamp In a lighted roon
The sun shines high and ye"2~< c<,
In the oulvering, cloudless o
But, Oh. for the snow and tne q
And the rigors of my home'
OF COURSE.
Judge sA
To kiss a lady's hand is 81"
Alrous and full OF grace
Yet such q kiss, III posi'''
Is rather out Of place
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-02

Vice-President Fairbanks, when in
the Senate. always wears a long Prince
Albert, dark gray trousers and a plain
black silk tie. Before taking his seat
he dusts his chair and he never leaves
ms SHINING top hat In the lobby, but
brings It into the Senate and places n
with extreme caution on the top of his
desk.