The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-28

With the Long Bolu /
a -"sy. NATURE. walks shoo il flies" i
In which the Patient Public, Represented by Quick
Tempered Man from Texas Handed the Waiter One
How Insolence Was Punished in ST Louis on Washing
TONS Natal Day.
NE of those walters who always stands around looking
~ at you like child gazing into candy store WINDOW
good the jefferson hotel IN s Louis on
Washington birthday
Ais. Hall prosperous merchant Of Fort Worth, Texas
tried to get hotel with party OF Trends put
had to wait an unreasonaby long time before the olues
taken. Hall spoke to the waiter, lheoooie
about this and received scorn in reply ,3o
When dinner the waiter presented a check Ior
$3.50 Hall tossed him So bill telling MN 70 Keep
the change. ,,,
Irregular vanderb!'' snarled the waiter as he pocketed
the little tip. Hall white with rage
sSsS-t'IlI knock your block off, ne crleo.
nCome on and try it, said the waiter!
Hall went right up in the air for the glory OF Iexas.
The bystanders declared that the fight that tooWeo
was beautiful that they coudn Tor moment n " "
their hearts to interfere. Is
Rnt several ladies having tainted and Hall being on top
and engaged in knocking walters head against the MOOT
with sound like little Johnnie pounding the piano leg WIZ
the croouet malet somebody broke in on the
and the proprietor added the finishing touches by
the waiter all Of which should not be-out se ra'e
interesting even to the peacefully disposed. #-..
M4 --'s. .'a.. $685..
Mrs John Weiher wife Of the alderman from the nss
ward milwaukee, opinions and does not hesitate to
them .sIt is disgrace to have alderman IN inc
family says Mrs Weher. So strongly does sne leel on
the subject that served notice on the t
If he for that office this year she Will get
mn to him she says to choose between comfortable nome
and an aldernnanio Its shame to his own famly
and to my father and mother, and we all teel IT,
Alderman Weiher says that he will not Do 'aoo'''
j for reelection. l.. WILL,
Rrave and wise old or young Alderman Weiher! When
mother puts her foot it is well to get in line with the
fates and let the other boys divide the packngS
But we are going change this view OF the aloernano
fe soon After we have chastised railroad presl-
dents chastened the officials Of our great insurance
;es mt few packers in jail and fatally twisted the
senate the people are gong TO ofea1 u r;t+en
The Singer Manufacturing company purposes to erect Oh
Broadway in New York fortystory building on
pspao sixty-fve feet square Experts agree ' " ~ ~
one but there is question whether 1t Will pay
COME ll be much like making the Washington monumen
ohinto an office building A man with o1nces III VIC A "
will be pretty to be we'll above tne ny ' nu
Of fire in the tenth story he will be SO Tar away ina
via be quite It would be one OF tn
Tsehts'' to see slim fireman Pompler ladoer Taxing
2aO-pound woman out Of the thrty-nnth Story
..". 49, -....... II
r1 :, ro,oo IN North Dakota and a large number 0
neone along Mr. Hills right Of way averse to pawn
for it. In some quarters the Great Northern coal supp
seem to melt away like berry pie before harvest nan
al week u0'0oo''O wv ~
was surprised to see Of the welknoWn cltzens oll
awav with a wagon load of the stuff lie called at n
nlace IF business Informed him that he mad
that The fellow had been toasng his Sims all winter oy
fire at Mr. Hill s expense and that he'd better SETTLE
took only three Sacks but will settle Pullng cnec
hook from his pocket, he said ''Whats the damages
dttve said sThree hundred dollars" This was prompt
Numerous people feel that taking anything from ra
road il not stealing. The good book makes no su
exemption. T F.
James Muigan of Ioga, Wis, was having a long gu
sleen so breathless and reposeful s1ber that STU
little doctor lust out Of the dissecmg room pronounced
daaa Everybody accepted this verdict the undertaken
t. with cheerful sadness and remark1ng some'
about passing thru to eternity So things went
&C usual until Mr. Mulligan turned over and yawneo,
L;ced and knocked against something that sounded no
"a boxev It was too and he let out Justify
funeral stopped and investigation was made oue
nnipan had the glass kicked out Of his caske before
could stop him. The casket was opened ana Mulngah
mn dazed way and demanded to know where ne was.
II broke the funeral and was great annoyance 70
undertaken tho he said Nottingham u.s. nothing that
could catch. e a.
Mulliean now making will directngln case OF oe
4hat his body be kept in the vault at the cemetery u'
* fnlv decided whether not to come back ne lec
nothing during his trance his first recolectlon oelng
L;elno the glass out Of the casket. "A. .. n