The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1906-07-27

| t0Wnland TO myself An as Liza Jane
was given out for a hundred pounds Of
Try money, there was, as ye may well
suspect, a tremendous traffic of boys
come afther her.
But it's little encouragement they
got from Liza Jane; she considered
coortin' a ridiculous waste of time
that a pair of tomfools, only, might
engage in; an as for marryin' the
most of the lads that presented them
selves, she said she wouldn't make
disbClouts of them, to wipe a pot.
This, say. she thought of most OF
the neighbor boys, but not OF all,
There was one, Andy McClarnin, or
Bab's Andy, as he was better known,
by raison, as his fathers name was
Bah. Anyway, this Bab's Andy
was no eyesore to Liza Jane, for
he had fine farm that fed five
milch-cows, an give him ten head OF
stock 20 sell off every harvest; his
father, poor man. was five years dead.
An Liza Jane Bohunnan saw that,
all things considered, she couldn"
get, an wouldn't ask for. better o."
warmer sittin-down than Bab's
Andy's. An accordin'ly she made up
her mind that she'd marry Bab's Andy
in case The boy was anyways mil
din willin'.
| At the tail-end o. four years coort.
ship Liza Jane begun to be not too
plaised with proceedin's. An fair
good raison, too, the poor girl had.
Mother" says she of a night when
| both herself an her mother was sit.
| tin over the kitchen fire. IL have let
him fool round me for long enough.
| | mean" goes on she, ito have him,
once an for all, make up his mind on
this matter whether he wants to
make a wife of me or mott mean
that he'll make it up. or I'll make it
up for him purity quick"
Brave woman We are, Liza Jane. ="
says the mother, says she.
An on next Sunday night, too, he'll
make his decision"
The jewel We are, Liza janet"
An when, on the next Sunday night.
poor Andy, poor sowl, come ploddin'
to Liza James, it's little he suspected
the thraps that was laid down for him
TO walk into.
Are We all alone?' says he.
My mother an them" says she.
went one road an another, to see the
neighbors, an left me to myself"
Which" says Bab's Andy. says he,
was noways kindly of them tor st
ye"
Which" says Liza Jane, says she,
calm, an lookin steady into the fire,
was very, very good of them"
Good of them!" says Andy, says
! he.
WAS very, very good of them, says
she, "considerin' that they knew |
needed quate hour to myself to dis
cuss in me mind a very serious mat.
tern fact, l may say, an exthraor-
binary serious matter"
Babs Andy he was all taken aback,
an the face on him got lengthy at
onct, an he says. oh! | beg yer par
don. Liza Jane"
An extraordinary serious matter,
rs / was sayin," she went on, as cool
an calm, AN one that wants good
deal of elaboration; an one. more
over, that I'm mortal glad TO have we
here, to talk il over with we.
OH" says Bab's Andy, says he,
settlin himself to hear it, an lookin'
pleased that he was to be consulted.
For" says she, its such matter
that there's only one man in the Wort
could talk it over with-an' that S
you
Pm proud" says Andy. I'm
proud to know it, Liza Jane"
For better, for worse says she,
playin' thrump-card. for richer, for
poorer for good or for III
Poor Andy, it seemed like a dhraim
to him that he'd heard something like
them words somewhere or other afore,
but it puzzled him for a minute to
mind what it was about. So he gave
it up, an remarked, Just so, Liza
Jane Indeed, so?"
An then says she, For richer,
sayed. for poorer, for good or for i'll,
from this time henceforrid" Then
she waited a wee bit, to give him an.
other chance-though if she'd waited
durin the nine lives of a cat it would
never get into Andys skull. Andy
McClarnin," she says. don't ye see
what I'm dhrivin' att"
Poor Andy looked confused an
ashamed of himself, an says he:
Faith. an | don't. then. Liza. know
from Adam down what ye're dhrivin'
at, at all"
Il don't doubt it," says Liza Jane,
sevairly well. will we understand
me when l say that I'm thinkin' | had
best marry an settle down"
Troth. that was plain enough for a
palin'-post to understand. So it's very
little wondher that Bab's Andy did.
Marry" says she. AN settle down. "
perfectly cool an calm. an never
seemin' to see Andy's raptures at all.
An" says she. II was waitin'. very
anxious, to have your opinion on it,"
An my opinion" says he. with his
head hangin', lis that though ye'vc
done many wise things in your life.
| ya naver done ANYTHING wiser. an