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The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

An Oklahoma woman has vowed
that she Will never eat again until her
husband is converted. As the man
when last heard from was still hold
ing out he must be a misery wretch
who plans 10 save the food his wife
would otherwise eat.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

BRAZILIAN count astoaishef his
gussi by leaping into den u Hons
The effect upon the Hons must also
have boon stunning. for the ilons took
the count
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

The NV evening dress coat in Lon,
brass buttons. That will be- the real
Daniel Webster coat. which er-NsyoT
Curtis father used 10 wear. and 1t ia
10 be hoped that the bun walstcoat
Will 20 with f.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

A story comes from Kansas that
negro Is turning into watermelon.
but we can't help thinking there Is
something twisted about this story. II
the turning into" were turned the
other way around It would sound more
convincing.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Alfred g. Vanderbilt says that rich
men lore their wives Just az poor men
do. Some rich men loye other meg.
wives Just as poor naen don't
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

According 70 DR.. ParkhBrst man
can be WICKED without being rieh-
Yea. but It doesn't pay 70 be.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Gen. Kuropatzin has written a his
tofy Of the war between Russia and
japan. None Of the japanese geaerslz
apparently thinks it Ia Necessary 70
DO any writing on the subject
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Such are the uncertainties Of fame.
Not many years ago Sir Redyers Bui.
Ter was regarded as one Of the great
ct soldiers In the British army. But
the manner In which Sir Redgers con
Quoted the oamraign for the relief Of
iadysmith during the Boer wa
brought him into disfayor with the
war office In London and he was side.
tracked. HIS complete d.sappearance
from active service. remarks the Troy
IN ~ Times. Is now effected BIZ
placing him on the retired list
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

The grand dukes must have GOT e
cornsr o. al the bombs In Eusslz
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

bilhners Will rejoice 70 hear that
$4,000 sOnEOfrds and parrots have
been imported from Europe.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

When automobile and balloon rae
ing become too tame there remains
the submarine bozt-
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Al UniontOwD. Pa, man who was
charged With blgamy begged that the
authorities would PIT him IN jail with
out trial becauze he was afraid to
meet his wives In court. It Is diff
cult 20 understand how a man with
as much wigdOm as that could make
the MISTAKE Of committing bIgsmy.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

As world power japan should not
be surprised a. the information that
We have In this country conzi6ers-
bic number Of bo1ers
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Burbank has produced az apple that
IL red and sweet on one side and yeL
low and sour on the other. what q
popular apple this will be with the
schooltoy of the future. whose best
girl may He sweet while he Hkeg
sour.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Nov that eEgs are suspected Of hsr-
boring disease germs. f. seems TO be
up 70 the pure food commission to
label them.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

King E1Nard's fame Is not dinnin-
ishing- Following up the hotel and
cigar Idea. somebody has named g
necktie after hira.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Tho king OF England has knocked
man down with his automobile. III
this case he is following fashion In
stead OF Leading H.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Before long the students OF geog.
raphy VIII have 10 add a new river TO
the list Of streams in Africa The duke
OF Abruzzi. who has been exploring
the region OF the Mountains Of the
Moon. has found river that is
marked on no existing maps.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Mrs. Sage has presented $1,000 In
cash 10 her ooachnIa and she Is
going TO 'butid a 1900 cottage for
him. The best part OF II is that he
Will not be compelled to raise IKE
amount from other sources.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Cont Bonl &c caztsllzne's debts
seem 70 stick clDSsr than hiz family.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Ysnszs 1in giAaiy avail Itself Of
any kind Of help IL harvesting lts corn
crop 50 long az Il Ia husky.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Wonder how long It vil take Us TO
become used TO the pure food when
We hnzlly get it,
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Sir Thomas Upton viii take Gun
OF Kindness yet Tor aud lang gyne.
eyen'if he declines to make a srar
lengc.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

SOn.estzt dlseozeertlng. the BUZZ
ber Of ice men who deal IL coal
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

30 Boston has a ns@ antisDitting
ordinance. But yko would have
thought tina; Boston needs such . Law.
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Yes. this is prosperous year, II we
do have to crack our eggs at 40 cqnts
per dozen or therrabouta. ~
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

A New York magistrate has sen
fenced HIS cook to jaiI for ten days
How did his wife ever happen 10 lo.
himY
The Lamar register., 1906-11-21

Frzuiein Krrpp vas rot particular
~ corsely. 10 fact, she clc1't have 70
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07
Stomach Sufferers
Squander Millions
Inn Search of Relief.

The world is full of disordered stomachs and 81
per cent of the money spent upon physicians and
drugs goes in an attempt to cure the stomach.
People are made to believe that in order to gain
health they must doctor their stomachs and use
cathartcs So the doctor gets his fee for the stom-
ach treatment and the druggist for the physic.
until the savings of lifetime are exhausted and
yet cure.
Let's be reasonable
The sick stomach is in every the result OF
over eating hurried mastica ton and improper cho
of foods The mucous lining all the way down the
food tract loses its senstiveness, and when food
forced down the muscles fail to respond. They do
not churn the food as they should The glands no
longer give out gastric juice to dissolve the food
and render 1t capable Of assimilation. The has
become q dyspeptc.
There is one sure way and only one to bring
positive relief Put into that stomach of yours
the very elements that 1t lacks to get that food
into liquid FORM 1t takes pepsn. diastase. golden
seal and other ferments to accomplish this. The
healthy stomach contains these elements. The dys
peptic stomach lacks part or all Of them Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablet is made up Of just what the dys-
peptic stomach lacks-nathre's digestives.
Stuart's dyspepsia Tablets not q medicine
not a drug not a cathartic. They do not any
body of anything but Dyspepsia and Indigestion and
such ailments arise from poorly digested food.
While they digest the food the stomach recurcr-
ates The mucous membrane is coming out Of It's
stupor the gastric juice is coming to the surface
the muscles are regaining their power. Every Or
gan of the body takes nfe the skin gains
color, and the eyes longer tinged with yell
low. You live.
Why doctor and why drug yourself9 stuart's
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while Nature cures you.
Try box at your druggists so cents. Or, If you
prefer a free trial package before buying, send
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IS Stuart bldg. Marshall. Mich.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07

MQc for choice OF q manu-
wv facturer's sample line
of Warm Kimonos, Dressing
Sacuues and Negligees;
worth up to $3.50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07

hAc for choice of a sample
-tfS line of Corset Covers
worth up to 81. ONE DOL
LAR for New Skirt-hip Cor
sets in all sizes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07
'ortE1 $500 to $3.50, at Only S3.48.

This Palais Royal cou-
pom and one eighty
ei Oh (S1.SS) entities
bearer to $3.50 Neck
Ruff with ribbon ends.
Good only for Saturday,
December 8, 1906.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07
marriage of any person VINO mas huspaiiu

marriage OF any peISol VIM iie's -
or wife living, If he so desires.
When Rev. Mott was approached con-
corning the matter he stated it was I'M
possible for him to divulge the names
IF tho nsrties referred to. as that is point
of honor with him. But he said ina
both of the parties are of good stand
ing. and the woman is member OF the
Protestant Episcopal Church. and ne MAJ
known them for many years and is per-
sonally acquainted with them.
He said further: Although knowing the
parties that I married well, my services
were requested in such a sudden manner
was so unprepared that l was prevented
from thinking everything was not as II
should be. When I performed the ceremony
l thought 1 was doing the proper thing; II
did not occur to me for one moment that
was making serious mistake"
II did not know that l was doing wrong
I am sorry now that an error has been com
mitted. and, like a gentleman, I can dc
nothing but accept the situation. and regard
the matter as closed Incident
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07

GnE 10 for the $23
- u Os u y Broadcloth and
Cheyiot Suits. all sizes, in
browns. grays, blues, greens
and mixtures.
en- I'm for CHI i ! dren's
- Il. q y $3.50 to $2.9S Cloth
Dresses. sizes 4 to IA years.
Only 44c for Lace and En-
broidery-trimmed S h DOL
Aprons.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07
REPRIMANDED THE RECTOR.
Rev. Mott Rebuked by Bishop Satter
lee for Marrying Divorce.

lee for Marrying Divorce.
At a recent meeting of the Episcopal
clergy Of Washington, held in the Pro-Ca-
thedral Church of the Ascension, Bishop
Satterlee administered a solemn. public
reprimand to Rev. Edward M. Mott Of the
Church Of the Advent, in the presence Of
his brethren, for violating the marriage
canon law Of the church. when he Of
fciated the latter part of last month at
the marriage of a divorced person.
The canon as put forth at the last general
convention of the Episcopal Church pro
vides that only the one procuring divorce
on the ground Of adultry, the innocent
party, can be remarked by clergyman of
the church. and then only after one year
has elapsed since the decree was granted
for the cause claimed. Furthermore, the
decree and proof that the respondent was
served personally, or appeared In the suit.
must be laid before the bishop, who shall
then give his written opinion that all the
conditions of the canon have been COM
piled with. But the canon provides that
any clergyman may refuse to solemnize the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07
DEFEATED BY DEMOCRATS.
Efforts to Take Up Porto Rican Bill in
the House.

Efforts to take up the bill comforting citi-
zenship upon the citizens of Porto Rico re-
ported from the committee on insular af-
fairs of the House were defeated today by
objections of the democrats. Mr.. Cooper Of
Wisconsin. the chairman of the commit
tee, after exhausting every parliamentary
procedure, finally gave up the fight after the
transfer of the bill to the House calen-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07
Minister Suuiers Confirmed.

The Senate in executive session yesterday
afternoon confirmed a large number Of ap-
pointments to consular. post Office and other
positions Among the nominations con-
firmed was that of Herbert G. Squiers Of
New York to be minister to Panama.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07

7c for Children's Wash
~ able MAslin Books.
Can be washed and ironed.
Printed In colors. &C IN
stead of 10c tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07
Coupon.

This Palais Royal cou-
pom and one nineteen
($1.19 entities bearer to
S1.5O Neck Ruff Of Silk
Mousseline, in black and
evening shades. Only
for Saturday, December
8, 1906.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07

We thus reduce the overwhelming rush
for the morning hours. Note that the reduce
sounding of the gong-at pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-07

No for Post Card AL
A@S bum and five Souve-
mir Post Cards. Inquire in
stationery department, near
Eleventh street door.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
Perhaps William Wainwright VIII
be Elected Oyster Inspector.
FOR DISTRICT 4, YORK COUNTY
Late Capt. John Wainwright Was the
Inspector When He Dled-Bonrd of
Fisheries Nee. in Norfolk Today
VIII Transact Much Business.

From tho best obtalnab'c informa.
ton last night 1t is expected that the
state board of fisheries ut It's meet.
Ing In Norfolk today will elect Mr..
William Wainwright MS oyster lnspec.
tor OF district a to succeed the late
CAPT. John wainwright in York co,n.
ty.
Mr.. Wainwright is the son of the
dead Inspector and 1t was currently
forecasted that he will be elected to
fill out the unexpired term OF his
father.
There are quite number of candi.
dates out for tho office. but those who
claim to possess inside information
expressed the opinion TINT yctng
wainwright Will be the successful
man. EE.
The board OF fisheries VIII attend
to great deal OF business at this
session. II is expected that two DAYS
VIII be REQUIRED for the board to fin
ish its business.
large number cf men prominent
IN oyster circles from York county
passed through Hamilton yesterday
enroute to Norfolk aud big crowd of
Hampton pooDlc will 30 over tolnv.
quite delegation from Warwick
county MS well as from Mathews
county VIII also be in attendance AT
the meeting.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
BROTHERS INITIATED
BY HAMPTON ELKS
Postmaster William II. Boycnton Had
the "Horns" Put On Him Last
Night in Good style.

At It's meeting last night Hampton
Ledge of l1lks initiated three brothers
into the mysteries OF the order. Tho
brothers were Postmaster William II.
Bcycnton. Assistant Postmaster
George c. Boyenton and Mr.. John C..
Bcyenton OF the banking house of
Boyenion & Company. Mr.. John w.
Bcyentcn, the father or the three new
Elks, has been an honored member OF
the order for many years and the
llamltoa Lodge now has the unique
distinction of having father and three
sons on the membership roster. Mr..
f. G. Hunt, OF Phoebus. was also Civ
On the "horns" last night.
Tho meeting was one Of the largest
In pCint of interest and attendance
the lodge has held in many years. BE-
sides the four candidates who appear.
cd for initiation eleven applications
Tor membership were received
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
Tonacco Smoke and Flower,

~ remarkable effect of tobacco
smoke Oh the color of flowers may DO
seen In the case OF the field scabia
named botanically Knnvtia arvcnsis,
so frequently on the hills and com.
mons from August till October. If its
purplish blue blossoms, which form
nearly globosc heads, are held in the
smoke OF tobacco. their color will soon
turn to n bright green. about the game
color as the leaves. Exchange.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
Mrs. eirdsons Very M.

HAZELHURST. MISS, &c. 70
Mrs Angie Birdsong, convIcted OF
nanslaughter for killing DR.. Thomas
butier, was filed late today. The
young woman Is seriously i'll hav.
ing suffered complete nervous
breakdown.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
Eight Horses Lost in Fire.

RICHMOND, VA. Dec. l2.-In the
fire which started last night in the
McDonough livery stables in North
Eighteenth street, eight horses. sever
al vehicles ana quantity of harness
and livery supplies were burnt up
The loss of the horses, etc, together
with the damage done the buildings
amounts to about $4,000 as near as
1t can be estimated at present But
little is covered by insurance.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
The Dangerous pnrt.

See here" fecbly complained the
victim after the accident. II thought
You said 1t was perfectly safe to go
mp in that old clcvator?"
We'll" replied the elevator man, so
1t was safe to go up. You see, the dim.
gerous part of it was comm down.
Philadelphia Press.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
caruso Makes Appeal.

NEW YORK. Dec. 12.-Tba appeal
oi Caruso. the tenor from his con-
,Victlon on charge Of dlsorderly
conduct towards women in the mon
key house mt Central Park. came I'm
before Recorder Golf today. No new
evidence was taken Attorneys on
both sides were given until Mon.
day TO hand in their briefs.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
STRUCK BY PIECE OF IRON.
william Tlngley, CoIored, Narrowly
ESCAPED Dcntb

"''''a'H IIhgIey, Colored, Narrowly
Escaped Dcnth.
BY the falling OF n Piece of one of
the wheels which operates the eleyn.
tor In the large wholesale grocery
story OF the j. w. Rowe Compnnv
William Tingley. colored. narrowly
escaped being crushed TO death ves.
terday afternoon. The large niece of
iron struck Tingley In the breast and
shocked him down. His bend struck
inc floor aud large cash was made
III me hack Of the head which went
10 the skull. Tinrley WINS removed
70 the Dixie hospital. where his in.
!urles were dressed by ~ I. Wilton
hope. and George w. McAllistcr.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

She-What does it mean when you
near that persons are willing to fight
at the drop of hat?
He-lt simply means, my dear, that
when Il LOT of women hear that ),
certain hat has dropped In price
there's a regular riot to get it-Yon.
iers Statesman.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
EXCAVATION cAvEp IN.
Co'ored Man Badly Bruised About the
- Leg on Arm strnnu,s lind

a colored man, named Diggs, was
severely, though not dangerously
bruised about the lower parts of his
less BY the caving In of n sewer on
Armstrong's property yesterday after.
noon. DR.. Harry Howe was summon
on and rendered the medical attcn.
ton necessary.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
chaoIain Neifert Rank

The Rev. j. Martyr Neifert, chap
lain OF the National Soldiers Home.
mas returned from Il visit Of two
weeks In New York and other points
In the north.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

$50 You have begun to do youl
Christmas shopping early. When dc
you expect to finish it?"
oh, about 10 o'clock Christmas
Eve. detroit Free Press. n'r
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
A Good patient,

FIRST Physician Has he got n,
hereditary trouble? Second Physician
Yes ! hope to ihnd his case dowr
to my son,-Ilarnor,s Bazar,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

DR.. Frank r. Smithy, who now re.
sides In West Virginia, is expected to
reach HAMPTON next week to spend
the Christmas holidays with friends.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
IN THE BEST OF HumoR

Miss Millyun-One can be yer,
happy In this world with health and
money.
Dcadbroke-Then let's be made one
| have the health and you have the
money.--lllustrated Bits.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
A lost oppoi

Adam was bewalling lost oppoi
tunity.
we didn't think to get our post.
cards of the garden" he exclaimed.
Herewith he regarded Podunk with
an envious eye.-New York Sun.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

Mr.. r. c. Crockett of York conn.
" Is quite sick in the home of his
nephew, Mr.. LEROY Shields. in ARMS.
nah avenue. He is suffering with
Brights disease.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

! For sweet. wholesome biscuit.
roll or loaf or bread, use "Waseo"
Flour. 11-2O.tf, I,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

MIR. George Sheetz, the son of Mr..
and Mrs. Jesse Sheetz, of Armistead
avenue, has received an appointment
In the draftsman's office of the New.
port News shlpyard
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

Mrs. j. b. Pearson anS little daugh-
Ter have returned to their home In
Alice. after visit 10 Dr. and Mrs
William II. Pearson in Mallory ave-
nue.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

Mrs. Charles w. Hickman has pes
turned from q visit Of several weeks
in Roanoke
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

Mrs. Harry Fl. Kimberly delightful.
ly entertained the East Hampton
fridge Whist club IN her, in
Mallory avenue Monday sevening.
These winning the prizes were Mes.
DANES Harry q. Parker, Frank Lee
and j, Wilton Hope.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

It Is well for one to Know more than
he says. plautus.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

Mrs Charles C. rr"mphrles, who
has been visiting Mrs. j. Wilton
Hope. In King street. hg3 returned to
her home in Winchester.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

Miss William d. Morgan and Miss
Morgan of Hartford county, Mary
land, who have been the guests of
MI and Mrs. Willis Lee In Newport
News avenue and of Mrs Martha Leo
Young at "Bryoefield'' farm, have re-
turned to their homo in Maryland.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13
PERSONAL NOTES.

The Coming and Going of the People
You Know.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. D. Newell have left
for visit of Il few days TO Baltimore
and other points.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-12-13

Mrs. George Rock was the worry
charming hostess of the Newport
News and Hamilton Bridge Whist
club In her residence In Victoria ave.
nue. yesterday morning. The prizes
were captured hv Mrs * w. Iiud-
gins. Mrs. S. p, Latane.- of Winches-
ter ana Mrs A. c. Jones, of Newport
News
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-11-01
News OF PLAYS and Players.

Will Thaller, a star Of the German stage,
who has been engaged by MIR Conried as
leading comedian for his Irving Place
Theatre, will appear for the first time to-
night at the German playhouse. The
play 20 be given is -Onkel Toni" by G.
Karlweis. The star, who will he supported
by a fine cast, plays the part OF Count aid
hof.
~The Lion and the Mouse" reached its
4OOth performances at the Lyceum Theatre
last night. Henry b. Harris and Daniel
Frohman celebrated the event by the dis
tnbution OF handsomely illustrated edi-
tons of the novel made from the play by
Arthur Hornblow and Charles Klein.
Miss Louise Gribbon was the successful
candidate tor secure he leading inRenue
role OF Annette in the new production
SON at the Hippodrome Thanksgiving week.
Miss Gribb0n will sing the role which Miss
Olive North was compelled to %relinquish
because Miss North would not go into the
water. Miss Gribbon was n OF a dozen
applicants, and before a decision was made
each young woman had to don a bathing
suit, dive into the water tank and swim
the full length Of the Hippodrome stage.
Miss Margaret Anglin n Miss Lena
Ashwell, assisted by Guy Standing, will
revive Mrs. Danes Defence" at two special
matinees az the Lyric Theatre in the week
OF November II. Miss Anglin created the
role OF Mrs. Dane in America and Miss
Ashwell was its first exponent In England.
At tho first Of these matinees, on Monday
Miss AshwelI will appear Ms Mrs. Ddne and
Miss Anglin will be seen In the comedy role
of LdIu Edstney. AZ the second perform
moe Mas Anglfn will play Mrs. Dane and
Nj $ Ashwell will he Lady Edstney.