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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1906-08-11
Baltimore & Ohio r. X.

Popular excursions to Niagara Falls,
only Sill. so round trip from Martins
burg. August 3, audl7; September
IA and 2S, 1905.
Excursion tickets will be sold on
above dates for any train making con-
nection with special train leaving
Washington I 80 a. M, Baltimore,
Camden station, S 30 a. m. arriving
Niagara Falls at II p. m.
From points wesi of Mt. Airy and
Washington Junction, tickets will be
sold for any train on day previous to
above dates.
Tickets valid for return ten (l0)
days, including date of sale. on al
regular trains, except BLACK Dia
mond Express of Lehigh Valley
Route.
Call on ticket agents for pamphlet
giving full information rs to ston'
overs. sidetrips, etc.
August observation-disclosures
30.3l.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1906-08-11
The Fall Term Opening

The Tri-State Business College
Cumberland, Nd. Sept. 4.5.6. Write
for catalogue aud terms. S.4.4t
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1906-08-11

Mr.. w. Arlington Ronsb, Rose
mont, has returned home after sIend-
ing two weeks at Atlantic City.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20
Card of Thanks.

We hereby extend our most
heartfelt thanks to u many
friends ard neighbOrs for symp-
athy and kindness shown us on
the death of our dear wife and
mother, Antonio NJ. Lusted, also
thanks for the many floral offer
ings. Special thanks are ex-
tended to Rev. Father ChaSles
for soothing words of comfort
and consolation at the church.
CHAS, LUSTED AND CHILDREN.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20
Cane Crop.
LOuisina Planter.

LOuisina Planter.
The absence of rain continues
to be the acute feature of the sit
uation in the sugar district and
this prolonged drought is giving
rise to may pessimistic views
among our sugar planters. In
some sections no rain has been
reported Since Good Friday, the
18th of April. but in others there
have been showers Of varying
frequency and magnitude which
have done much to mitigate
the situation. Cane often shows
a wonderful recovery from
drought, and in this respect an
exceptionally long dry spell is
much preferable to a super
abundance of rain, and should
we now have a good soaking rain
fall an encouraging change in the
situation would be quickly APP
parent.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20
Graceful and Gallant.

1t is reasonably safe to assume from
a story in the New York Tribune, says
the Youths Companion, that the late
Henry Harland, the novelist, was sell
dom kept after school in his bOyhoOd.
Among Harland's early teachers was
a charming young lady, who called
him up in class one morning and said
to him:
.'Henry. name some Ofthe chief beau
ties of education
rs ,hoolmistresses." the boy an
swered, smiling into his teachers
pretty eyes.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20

there will be something doing in
c~alorics in July in this neck O. the
woods. But it's in the swamps that
the Springfield Pegasus strikes his
long stride:
Nov are the lOveliest orchids
blooming in the swamps. Now there
are calopogons. pogOnias, and the SUI
preme arethusa that follow. The
lady's slippers are all gone from
flower, the crimesOn that everybody
knows: the Specialize c%ypripedium.
the yellow. the large, that are not SO
well known, and the habenarias are
yet to come. But in the sunny
swamps the exquisite arethusa thrusts
up it's delicate CONFORMATION, OF the
most subtle sunlit pink, in the midst
of the quaking boys and where the
hacmatack is gradually intrudlng,
amid the cat-tails and the sweet gale"
That's where the land of baked
beans and Ibsen's poetry has the habl-
tat of the crawfish on the ropes and
taking the count. For all We know
calopogons and pogonias may be va
~rieties of the thirty-slX kinds of mos.
q~uitOeS that are said to haunt our
swamps. Cypripedium may be some
dago name for pOllywog and haben-
aria may be Yankee for some kind of
fish bait. But it's hot stuff, anyway,
10 matter what it means. "Such
thoughts will recur in the midst of
this lovely season." concludes the
Springfield poet.
Our advice, founded on experience,
is to give ''such thoughts" free egress
and avoid eating too much for a few
days. 1t is best to wear flannel next
the skin and use plenty of cold cream.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20

Chas. d. Gallery VS.. Edward Arce-
neaux, State of Louisiana, Parish
of Lafayette, Bird Justice Court.
No. $50 Civil Docket.

Notice is hereby given that by vir-
tue of a writ of fieri facias issued by
the Hon. H. L. Monnier, justice of the
peace of the third ward of the parish
of Lafayette, in favor of Chas. D.
Caffery and against Edward Arce-
neaux. and to me directed, / will sell
between legal hours at the Office of
said justice on
SATURDAY, JUNE 30, 1906,
the following described property to. wit:
The undivided one-tenth i~nterestin and
to one certain tract of land with all inn
provements thereon and thereunto be-
longing containing twenty-six arpents
situated in Lafayette parish and is
bounded North by Tonton Dominique,
South and West by public road and
East by Etienne Massey or assigns.
F. M. LATIOLAIS.
Constable.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20

body to honest returns for hon
est service, the better for them
and for US. Whoever has a dol
lar for which a dollars worth in
property or service has not been
given has a dishonest dollar; and
if he keeps it he is a dishonest
man no matter by what fine
phrases he seeks to cover such
dishonest y.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20

There are many people who have
used Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy with splendid
results, but who are unknown because
they have hesitated about giving a
testimonial of their experience for
publication. These people. however,
are none the less friends of this rem
edy. They have done much toward
making it a household word by their
personal recommendations to friends
and neighbors. 1t is a good medicine
to have in the home and is widely
known for its cures of diarrhoea and
all forms of bowel trouble. For sale
by all druggists.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20
How to Break Up a Cold.

1t may be a surprise to many to learn
that a severe cold can be completely
broken up in one or two days time.
The first symptoms of a cold are a
dry, loud cough, a profuse watery dis
charge from the nose. and a thin,
white coating on the tongue. When
Chamberlain's cough remedy is taken
every hour on the first appearance OF
these symptoms, it c~ounteracts the eff
feet of the cold and restores the sys-
tenn to a healthy condition within a
day or two. For sale by all druggists.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20
JUNE THE PASSIONATE
A New England Rhapsody Rich and
Warm, Tinted With Comments
from CaIcasieu.
Lake Charles Press.

Lake IhdrleS freSs.
Down here in the rich blooded South
we are fond of imagining that We own
a corner in sentiment and poetry.
We befool ourselves with the notion
that the dreamy, sensuous Southland
is queen of passion, as she is of Chi
valry. There's nothing to it. In
stead of being queen of passion she's
a nine spot. When you want poetry
and passion hotter than real Iberia
parish pepper-sauce you've got to get
the rheumatic joints Of the New En-
gland muse unlimbered. This from
the Springfield Republican makes Ella
Wheeler Wilcox look like the ice
statue of Our Lady of Shows at a
Montreal carnival:
"This is the wooing, the winning,
the gracious, the maidenly June
ready for bridal, for the rue love, for
the long love and capturing all. And
yet, how she has changed her character
IT'S the full, rich passion of summer
that animates her-she has become
with rapid fervor the more than be-
trothed, the sumptuous bride-clasp-
ing in her warm embraces all the low
ers of Nature, oyerpowering them with
her ardent laughter and life, and ever
and anon drenching them with those
cooling showers that somewhat abate
their transports"
New England has us skinned a little
on cooling showers, as there has been
no rain here since Easter, and it is
making the rice farmer kick in un-
grammatical and unpoetic language, but
the rest of it fits US. But the Republic
can thinks June is rushing the season:
"What then, does dear June leave
for July, whose very showers she is
stealing, coaxing out blooms that
should wait, like the simple ox-eye
daisy? The mountain laurel begins in
June, to be sure, but should not SO
early as this, and July will not see a
laurel bloom. It is notable that a
very backward spring has been rushed
into the heat of summer SO quick as to
fairly take the breath away from the
spring iowers-for they are usually
quite calm and composed in their adj
vent. Juneis making a Jealous record
this year."
Dear June may have used up all the
fireworks in the Berkshire hills, but
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20

No single genuine service in
any department of human effort,
says a writer in the North Amer
lean Review, has ever been con-
ferred upon mankind merely for
the sake of money, nor is any
person who is DESTROYS of having
money to burn capable of rem
dering any valuable service. The
two qualities of mind always have
been and always will be ircom-
patible. The good work of the
world has never been done from
such an incentive. The good
men of the world have never done
any work from such an incentive.
Excessive gains, like excessive
salaries, are inherently dishon-
est, and the men who seek them
can not possibly be of any gen.
uine value to the American peo-
pie. The less temptation, there
fore, we offer men to work merely
to amass great fortunes the bet
ter for them and for US; and the
more sternly we confine every
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20

May 25, 1906.
To the Parish Superintendent.
My dear Sir:-By authority of the
State Board of Education, l hereby
that the next regular exami-
nation of white teachers for certificates
of qualification will be held on Mon
day, Tuesday and Wednesday, July
3Oth and 31st and August LIST.
The examination for colOred teach
ers will be held Friday and Saturday,
August 3rd and 4th.
Yours very truly,
j. B. ASWELL,
State Superintendent.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1906-06-20
The Very Best Remedy for Bowel
Trouble.

Mr.. M. F. Borough, an old and
well-knOwn resident of Button, Ind,
says: II regard Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and D%iarrhOea Remedy as
the very best remedy for bowel trOu-
BILE. l make this statement after hav-
ing used the remedy in my family for
several years. l am never without
it," This remedy is almost sure to be
needed before the summer is over.
Why not buy it now and be prepared
for such an emergency? For sale by
all druggists.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
MRS. YEREES TO DEVOTE
HER LIFE TO CHARITY
Widow of Magnate Will Direct Gov
eminent of Two Hospitals
for the Poor.

NEW YORK. Jan. 17-Mrs, Charles
T. Yerkes. undismayed by reports OF
new Wills and contests. is going steadily
forward with plans for the great hos
pital which the late railroad magnate
desired 10 be established with a portion
Of the wealth he left.
Mrs YeTkes SAYS that in addition 10
the. hospital. she viii erect in the Bronx
a great home for conValescents and
will devote her whole life to the two in
stitutions. She decided with the aid Of
DR.. Edwin Sternberg and Or. Joseph +.
Janvrin. a friend TO begin work at
once on the prepare tory details so that
when the estate is settled up. which
viii be within a year the sites viii have
been selected. plans drawn. and every
thing ready 10 begin building.
Mrs Yerkes sad:
THE hospital and the cOnvalesCents'
home will be opened 20 persons OF all
races and C-eeds.
II intend that the Institution shall be
for the poor alone. The endowment wis
be- large enough TO pay all expenses Of
maintenance. and Il IS my desire that
both the hospital and the convalescents'
home shall be perfectly free"
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
DR.. BAILEY TO GET
NEW-FANGLED AUTO
Will Run 40 Miles Without Stopping
and Beat the Bike Cops 10
FRAGILE.

DR.. Grafton d. =. Bailey and Otto
Jacoby LETT last night 10 attend the two
automobile shows now on in New York.
They viii lee joined there this afternoon
by William Fry, OF the Jolly Fat Mems
Club, who thought the occasion pro-
pieous for enjoying an outing In con
genial society.
DIT Bailey is much Interested in cleo
TIC autos and will bring back with
MIN from New York a new-fangled
affair which viii run l20 miles without
stopping and is guaranteed 10 oursneed
any bicycle cop in the country This
does not mean that the physician IS
one Of the hurry-up boys who are
always breaking the speed law. for he
is one Of the most conservative autolsts
in the District. but he says that when
he gets the new machine he could be a
real bad boy If he SO desired
The Washington times., 1906-01-17

lsh-untl one instrument gets sore
throat or sDraius its voice.
The principals in the music making
competition are residents OF II West
SlX5ty-htth street. Mr.. ana Mrs. James
Cole I've on the third floor. Mr.. ana
Mrs James Hillyaru on the fourth. The
Coles worship al the shrine of classic
ism; the Hiliyards belong 10 the rag
time coHgregat ion-
The Coles, determined 10 carry their
opera with them and To acquire
an every -family-it s-own-OTChcstra coudi-
ton. got a monograph first. Soon the
'lnternezzo' from "CavalleTia RusJi-
cana doomed through the house Hill
yard bOmed verbally. Day aII nIgut
he said the music machine tried 10
break records Tor gurTulity and cultural
groauS. When selections from Car
men crept 10 his ears he stamped on
the moor. When extracts from 'RigOlet-
TO Tomped 10 his room he beat fuTiOusiy
ON the water pipes, or yelled downs tairS. .
ROTTEN Cut II out. TWenty-three for
the noise eugine.' But the metallic
voice ceased not. Even the phlegmatic
spirit OF his dog was scared, Hillyard
said, and the animal hoWled In agony.
Finally Hlllyard possessed him or a
monograph and turned loose such cOuu-
ter irritants as Please Go Way and Let
Me Sleep, Take Your Clothes and Co
and There's "a Dark Man Comm with
Bundle The neighbors squirmed un-
der the b0mbdTdment. The dog walled
like a banshee, and on the walls outside
ratified a fuSill&de OF cans and pieces or
coal. tokens OF esteem from the helpless
audience. The ragtime and the classics
tried 10 blend. but they couldn't The
result was - musical hash. "a chop suey
OF sound.
Yesterday Mrs. Cole had Hillyard in
court. but the magistrate was helpless
He couldn't direct musical tastes So
now Mrs. Cole announces that she viii
visit the board OF health. Ragtime she
Je tieVes. is pernicious TO health And
now the monographs are getting red in
the FaCe from putting. and the Communi-
~ IS praying that they viii be stricken
with apOpleXy.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17

T VERY serious Sickness has
a small beginning.
And, in nine cases out Of
LIZ ten that small beginning is
rlade in the Bowels.
Indigestion Is the beginning Of most
diseases.
j. paves the way for all others.
Lack Of exercise, hasty eating, improper
food, az It's first causes.
Laziness. and postponement. permits 1t
TO grow into Chronic Constipation. which
mans lifelong Discomfort.
Il isn't necessary TO be sick-a-bed, you
know. in order to be mighty uncom-
Portable.
Even slight indigestion affects the
nerves. dulls the mind. and obscures the
merry sunshine Of Life.
And, Indigestion once started. grc-as
fast. couodes temperament. and discounts
happiness, good cheer, capacity.
1t does that long before it puts you on
the Sick list.
Every thinking Doctor knows why.
Professor Rand knew it.
That's why he framed up fer students
his famous formula for Happiness. viz:
" Trust in God, and keep your Bowels
open"
The Bowels need adjustment from time
to time, just Ike a clock, or a watch
No fCood time is humanity possible
without this.
And, the time to adjust the watch IS
net when it has run down, nor when the
main spring is broken, but at the very
minute adjustments discovered necessary.
The time to adjust the Bowels is not
merely when your Head Aches, when your
Liver IS Sick, your Stomach in Revolt. and
Natures Food Process retarded for "A
hours or longer.
The proper time TO adjust them is the
very minute you suspect they need adjust
ment.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17

NEW YORK. Jan. 1.-THE fact that
it Is difficult To determine absolutely
what is beautiful and what bdrbarous
has led to a battle between phone
graphs. one of which. It's owner says.
reproduCes exquisite strains from grand
opera. the other abbreviated notes OF
such character as compose Every
body Works but Father" 'Nothiu'
from Nothin' Leaves You" etc. The
classical gentleman excoriates the 9th
OF gentleman's taste. while the latter.
as the battling monographs are g-r-r-r-
ing at each other and the neighbors
are dropping bitter tears and stufhng
cotton in their ears, genially plays an
anvil chorus on the water pipes with
hammer or malIet. OF something. ac-
complaining the growls and yelps of a
healthy, robust-vOiced dog
There was a Plckwickian hearing OF
the case in the west side court yester-
day before Magistrate Steinert He
pIaintively announced that he couldn't
pacify the babbling monographs be
cause he hadn't authority 10 gag either
of them. So the fight VIII be 10 a I'm
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
NUN SPURNS LOVER
FOR HER CALLING

JOLIET. H.. Jan. I7.-Slster Sebas-
tian's brief romance Is over. and the
nun who Is said TO have made two at
temDts 10 elrDe from st. Elizabeth's
Hospital in Danville with Harry Pauley.
a former patient. who procured a mar
riage license and called for her at mid
night in a cab. has arrived at the head
quarters of the Franciscan sisters here
and is in seclusIon.
The sisters declare she didn't wish TO
elope. and fed to a refuge from Paulev's
attentions. instead of being abducted. as
he charged
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
CONGRESS
BROUGHT TO A CLOSE

The delegates to the National Rivers
and HarbOrs congress, which came 10 a
close yesterday after a TWO days ses-
sion, al the Arlington, departed 1or their
homes throughout the country last
night. Some few, however viii remain
in Washington week or TWO on per
sonal business and pleasure
The officers and representatives Of the
various civic bodies of the country eX-
pressed themselves as completely salts
fed with the convention, saying that
there is every Indication of increase
appropriations for the river and har-
Dor bills as a result of the congress.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17

And strains 1 love. the Ioveliest and
the best
That metal voice of phouograph eN-
preSt.
Are swamped I'm seas Of syncopated
Slush
From raucous throat of talking-box un-
blest
MRS COLES COMPLAINT.
And lifting lays. not funeral-like and
slow,
But pulsiug with an anti-sulemn flow.
Are deseCrated 10y anaeuic growIs
From mumbling NAV Of phOnograph
below.
-HILLYARD'S ANSWER.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
EASILY DECEIVED.

a reporter for the Bugle. ma'an
wants a description OF your gown
mG'a am"
is it the society edltresse''
No. ma am; its a man"
Send him right In. Marie. Hell think
it's new. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17

p FREE TO OUR FRIENDsi
We want 10 send to our friends a beautiful
Freach-oesigned. G0LD-PLATEO BONBON BOX,
haTC-eHameisd in colOrS- Ii Is 4 beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents IN stamps Is asked as
with which this dainty trinket Is loaded. 7Ie
Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or New York.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
MOTHERS OF FIREMEN
MAY BE GIVEN AID

BY the action of District Commissioner
mcfarland. Congress viii be asked TO
provide relief for the mothers Of four
deceased firemen, Mrs. Johanna Sween-
ev Mrs. Mary T. Wiles, Mrs Margaret
a. Giles. and Mrs Alice c. Gibbons
whose sons died while in the service of
the District Fire Department
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
Antwerp Rugs
Glover Art Squares

In old blue and olive effect Neat
designs.
Reg. Sale
Value. Price.
SXi yds........-...,....... 500 $50
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
TOLD IN A NUTSHELL

scene-No. Sxty-hfth street
monographs by and james
Ellyard
Weapons-"Carmen" Everybody but Father"
Result-CannOt be published
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
Kensington Art Squares

Atwood Ingram Art Squares. Every
size included and AT unusually at
tractiye prices.
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
How to Fool a Lazy Liver
with Artificial Exercise

If your tongue is slightly coated,
If your breath is under suspicion,
II your Head feels trifle heavy or
dull.
If digestion seems even a little slow.
If Heartburn. Belching, Collie or
Restlessness begin TO show themselves,
That's the time 10 eat a Cascaret.
Don't imagine the Cascaret is ineffec-
tive because it is pleasant 10 eat as Candy.
1t acts as pleasantly as it tastes. It is
as congsnial 10 your Bowels as it is TO your
Palate.
i is not Bile-driver which floods
out your stomach today with fluid juices
neeGed for tomorrow.
But. it acts Ike Exercise, instead.
1t stimulates the muscular lining Of the
Bowels and Intestnes. so that they mechan-
ically digest food and drive out the
waste.
The time 10 use q Casczret is when you
first suspect you need one.
The only way to have them ready 10
use precisely when you need them is to
carry them constantly in your pocket, as
you CO Watch or Lead pencil.
The ten cent box Of Cascarets is made
thin, flat rouad-edged. and small, for this
precise purpose.
Be very careful TO get the genuine,
made only BY the Sterling Remedy Com
pany and never sold in bulk. Every
tablet stamped "CCC."
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
OF to the Wreck.

In a few minutes they were off for
the wreck again Nearly all the fur
nishings and some of the cargo of the
Cherokee have been removed. Captain
WillitJs. of the Wrecking company
said that in his opinion the Cherokee
was not seriously Injured, and he be-
lieved that il the present state of
weather continued the ship could be
flOated
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
Granite Art SQUARES
Cotton Rugs

Woven in one piece.
Reg. sale
Value. Price.
! Rug, ft.xI2 $500 5000
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
AlI-Wool Body Brussels Rugs

Woven in one piece seamless.
Reg. Sale
Value. Price
Rugs. Q ft-X12 ft........... $500 sl6.s5
The Washington times., 1906-01-17

TT VERY serious Sickness has a
IL small beginning.
And, in nine cases out Of
LIZ ten that small beginning is
The Washington times., 1906-01-17
Union Art Squares

In neat effects. suitable for dining
room or bedroom
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-11-25

CIVIL SERVICE EMPLOYEES are paid well for
easy work examinations OF all kinds soon: bOokls
AlsS, describing positions and telling easiest and
quickest way 70 secure thom Is free: write for II
Washington. d.. c.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-11-25

LEGITIMATE food proposition where investor
earns own dividends. and a surplus for company:
successfully operated here four years; want man
with brains and IS 900 to start In another city; refer
ences To obtain answer. 425 Putnam av., Brooklyn.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-11-25
SITUATIONS wANTED-MAI.E.

MEcHANIClAN Chauffeur wishes position for
cleaning, repairing gaSolene machines IN private
parry. =. W. iS Fast saith st.. care OF ErdmGnu.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-11-25

FOR SALE-Four full size city lots in Greater
New York: only $50 each In easy monthly pay
ments: rapid development around these lots viii
soon make them double In value; a rare bargain
Sun once.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-11-25

AN ESTABLISHED retail dry goods concern In
most prominent town In Connecticut requires
about $4,000 for the purpose OF extending us pusl-
ness; this will bear strict investigation. Apply al
-MIGGINS CO, 257 Broadway.