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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
AND STILL sMooT SITS.

ftDlCaEO inter OCCd0.)
The National League of Womeu-s Or
CARNATIONS. at its meeting i'm Washing
ton on Friday. adopted resolutions de
clarng that Reed Smoot of Utah should
no longer be permitted 10 hold scat in
the United States senate
Similar resolutions have been adopted
from time to time by other women 5 or
ganizatiOns in other parts Of the country,
and the disposition in this direction to
pass such resolutions IS growing stronger
rather than weaker from year 10 wear.
We can very we'll imagine an editor
Eliminating somewhat after this fashion
along in 1926:
Il see that the. Western Federation Of
WOmeu's Clubs has passed the regular
resolutions with regard to Reed SmooL
Reed must be pretty old man by this
time. Wonder that they don't allow him
TO end his days as senator from Utah in
peace
when I was boy ! used TO read how
the FederatiOnS Of Women'S Clubs had
passed resolutions against Reed Smoot,
most Of them demanding his immediate
expulsion from the senate As | grew
to be a man the custom was continued
It still survives, as L judge from this &C
ton Of the Western Federation
Fifteen years agO-I recall it as clear
" as if it were only yesterday reported
the convention of the National League Of
WOmen's Clubs at Spokane, when reso-
luton was adopted calling the attention
of the senate TO the fact that all reSOlu-
tons adopted during the preceding ten
or eleven years demanding the expulsion
of Reed Smoot had been ignored. l well
remember what splendid lot Of young
women attended that gathering. and how
/ admired them. They must all be past
middle life now. / guess the women who
are now fighting Reed Smoot must be,
as a matter of fact the granddaughter
of the women who were fighting MIN
when I was a boy
1T is marvellous how time flies and how
SmOOt sticks
And, in all seriousness. it is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
He RAN FOR LAWYER.

A.man from Pennsylvania went to Vine
land on business errand. The town was
strange to him, and be was unacquainted
with the man IA lawyer he had gone to
see. The directions he received were so
indefinite that ne found himself on the
edge Of the town without having come to
the house he sought. Then he met an old
negrs and asked the way OF him and
learned that the house lay about a quar-
ter Of a mile farther down the road.
The man I want TO see is a lawyer. -
he said to the old man. rs this Mr.. Dash
down the road q lawyer
He amt no lawyer that l ever heard
tell Of" answered the negro.
You're surC2'
The old negro scratched his head in deep
thought. Then a CLEAN Of remembrance
lighted his eye
Now 7 think OF IL boss he said
- pears like ] DO recolIect he ran for law
yer one time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
AN EMBARRASSING ORDER.

A man entered a well known restaurant
in New York the other DAY and beckoned
TO a waiter. Bring me" ne said. Two
fried eggs-one fried on one side and one
on the other.
The waiter looked slightly dazzled. but
answered, Yes, sir, and disappeared to-
ward the kitchen.
Ten minutes later he returned looking
decidedly worried.
Would you mind repeating that order,
Sir2'f he asked.
Il want two fried eggs said the diner.
zone fried on one side. and one on the
other"
The waiter again disappeared in the d.
rection Of the kitchen. After a longer
wait than before he returned, his clothes
dishevelled and his face bruised and
scratched.
'T beg your pardon. sir" he said. but
would YOU mind having boiled eges2 I've
had words with the cook"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
EVERYDAY MIRACLES.
a PHILADELPHIA BuIIetinD

"Bullfinches fed on hempseed turn
quite black" said a naturalist Horses
kept in coal mines for several years be
come covered with soft thick fur like
a mole. The mastiff of Tibet who in the
Tibetan highlands hes a heavy coat Of
wool. loses his coat completely when he
Is brought down TO the plains. The er-
mine in his snow-infested home turns
white in the winter, but If he is taken
for the winter to warm climate he does
not turn white at all Quite amazing al
together are the changes that with food
and environment We can effect on ali
living creatures-even on man."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

Says the London Saturday Review:
"As 20 the general conditions of The
meat industry, they are too like those
that exist in other departments Of
American industrial lfe-probably the
worst in the world Some day the Re
view is going to say something kind
about American Institutions, and then
We Will be sure they're all wrong.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
NO DOUBT or THAT.
lPhiIadelphia Press. }

NO" said Miss Pechis, Il don't like
him to call upon me. He can't get near
a girl without attempting 10 hug and
kiss her
The idea" exclaimed Hiss Priaa. Il
wouldn't have man like that calling
upon me
NO, you would not"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
PARODY.
nkansas Cit TimesA

(kansas City Times)
Twas ever thus, from chiIdhood's hour
rye seen my fondest hopes decay;
I never bought a new spring hat,
But that twas rained on right away;
I never bought bulldog pup.
To bark ard gambol al my feet
But ere the canine had grown up,
The neighbors fed him poisoned meat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

President Roosevelt certainly Is a
changed man. He has publicly con-
fessed that he was wrong regarding one
feature of the meat inspection bill. But
he LAYS the blame on Senator Bever-
fdge. who. he says, misinformed him
But what we rise to inquire. prevented
the president from reading this impor-
tant bill for himself
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

The pot viii now have d chance to
comment on the blacllnes of the kettle.
a London dispatch says that thousands
of tons of rotten canned goods are re
ceived from British colonies every year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
Why, for Duffy, of Course.
6SpringviIle independently

lSpTingViIle Independent)
Looking at the faces in the papers who
have been spared to attain. the ages Of
~ to 100 years by the use Of DUffy's pure
malt whiskey. one is led 10 wonder what
they were spared for
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

The new senator from Delaware VIII
never vote for any national legislation
tending TO a quiet observance of In
day. Cause why, he is a
Of powder.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

John Alexander Dowie sweaTs that he
fought for long time against the the
DRY that he was a reincaTnation Of the
Prophet Elijah, but the boys kept on
talking to him about it so much that
ne finally got to 7lieving it himself
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

It is understood that Salt Lake cab
drivers do not view with much enthu-
siasm the settlement OF the street rail-
way difficulty
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
Must Have Got clean Towel.

(Salina Call)
Talking about visions Of loneliness,
there have been some at the office this
week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
Unless You Rush 1t Yourself.
Cutting Down the Force?

AEAICulttiu CU4-J
According to the newspapers you cans
believe everything you see in the cans.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

tFtilmore Progress Review
Young pigs for sale. For particulars
apply at this office
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
=

Bryan declares there is d difference
between RepubIicanism and Democra-
cy. The difference between d dead and
live mau.'-Ogden Standard. GIas-
mems English appears to be correct in
this instance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

He who plants a tree. plants love,
Tents Of GOODNESS, spreading out above
WdyfarerS he may not live to see,
Gifts that grow are best,
Hands that bless are blest,
Plant Life does the rest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
ADJUSTMENTS TODAY.

salt Lake" Mary. Mary, Quite Con
tTary."
0rpHeum Shcua ndOah-"
Lyric Northern Lights
Casino PaTk-"The Grand Duchess
WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.
Fair and warmer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
end Of Love. at end OF Life.

At end Of Love. at end or Life.
At end of Slope. at end Of Strife,
At end of all We cling to So
The sun is Setting-must we go?
At dawn of Love. at dawn Of Life.
At dawn Of Peace that follows Strife,
At dawn of all we long for So
The sun is Tising-let Us gOi
Louise Chandler Moulton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18

DO the duty nearest.
Though tbs dull at whites,
Helping. when YOU meet them.
Lame dogs over stiles.
Charles Kingsley.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
Gathering Around the Woodpile

(CDavis County Argus)
Charles W. Wood returned from Hol-
land this week after spending about three
years there as a missionary. In honor Of
Mr. Woods return. the Wood family
gathered at the home of J. D. Wood.
there being sons and daughters from var
ious parts Of the map in attendance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
>BRILLIANTS.

Is virtue a thing remCtc2
Z wish 10 be viTtUOus and
10. virtue Is At hand.
-ConfuCius.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
HUM0R OF STATE PRESS.
Pleasant Again in Brigham.
BOX Elder Report.)

Sunshine Coil came home from Salt
Lake Saturday where she has been at
tending school for the long vacation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-06-18
FIRST NEWS SYNDICATE.

Copyright. 1906. by joseph B. Bowles
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-06-23

One of the trying fcatures Of Il
small town is that its adolescence
opens field to some pinky doodle
reformer with more zeal than
brains: who takes the opportu-
nifty to mir his ignorance and de
nounce certain sects and classes
that he would not dare assa1 in n
large town. There seems Ia he no
remedy for this but it must be en-
dured like growing pains that
will cease with age aud develop
ment.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-06-23

Hearst. who is n democrat. says
j. Sharp Williams. leader Of the
minority party in the lower house
of congress. is railroad attorney
and protects the interests OF the
railroads even to protecting the
subsidy to the southern railroads
for fast mail service.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-06-23
O00aeuPOA Alcohol.

Now that congress has passed n
bill removing the tax on denatured
Alcohol-that il alcohol that has
beeu poisoned 10 that it cannot be
used - beverage-the question
u its Possibilities "a means Of
light, heat and motor power he
comes interesting.
james Wilson, secretary # agri-
calture, says: "rhe starch and
sugar plants are the present source
81 alcohol anl will continue TO liz.
In Europe the chief sources Of
alcohol have been the potato and
the sugar beet. Sugar and starch
~ fermentation, yield about half
tbsir weight ~ absolute alcohol.
practically ~ per cent.
An average acre IT corn--@
bushels produces sl'ont 40 gal.
loas II commercial alcohol. An
average acre Of potatoes 100
bsshela-vieIds 255 GALLONS Of al.
coAol. Potatoes raised for fer.
meutation aud not for human food
coah b. Of . variety that might
raies the yield Of alcohol to 5lS
xall0us PER acre.
The time will certainly come
whom the world will have to look
70 agriculture for tho production
Of iss fuel. its light aud ito motive
power. II seems to me that
through the medium Of s!col,ol
agriculture can furnish in the
most convenient form for the use
of man this absolutely necessary
sosrce Of sapplv."
The lighting value Of alcohol 10
twiea that Of kerosene.
IL v said that alcohol can he
nads from farm product. for -
csess per gallon from corn worth
10 70 20 cents per bushsl.
Alcohol 10 safer and cleaner for
notiv~ power than gasoline. Gas.
o,ins soou clogs up valves aud
eylindsrs aud makes Il necessary
u TAKE . machine all to pieces 70
"a The carbon out There 10 no
sseh rssiiuum from alcohol. The
consumption q sasoiins for su.
xiess y nov aboas a0". 000 gallons
. dAy.
TAsss u no placs Ia the world
whsss POTATOES aud sugsr bsses
80 b grown - sasily - In The
- Lss valley ed Tor the reason
. @istillsey oskiag alcohol oaghs
lspae veil hss&
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-06-23
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES TO LEASE
STATE LANDS.

OfricE OF rnr STATE HOARD or LAND Con.
NissloSkRs.
Denver, Colo. June 18th. iSs;
Notice |. hereby given that o-ear Wyiand,
who's. po-toffic- address il Monte Vista. Cole.
on Juns 18th. Isssi. mad. application No. 2'ss to
the Stat. Beard Of Land Commissioners Ia
lease the following described Agricultural
College Lands, situate in Rio Grande County.
Colorado, to'wi,;
=. y. !. Of Section l. Township - North,
Range East.
No other application to lease the above de--
cribed premise. or objections against the above
application will b- cons ider-d after June 18th,
IssG.
MARK q. Woodbury..
Register Stat. Board Land Commissioners.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-06-23

Democrats should read Treason
Of the Senate" in the July num-
Der of the Cosmopolitan. 1t takes
up Senator Bailey. Of Texas. who
aspires to be the presidential nom
inee Of his party in 1905. For
sale by DIR. Barnes.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-06-23
SATURDAY, JUNE Is, 1906.

There to he n convention at St.
Louis. June q. Of the dissatisfied,
to see what steps can he taken by
the anti-republicans and anti-dem-
ocrats for united action in the fall
campaign.
The Monte Vista journal., 1906-06-23

= WALLACE
cuMMINos A-- Cashier
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03
GOES BLIND WHEN ANGRY.
VIII Be His Defense for Shooting Man
at Vale.

A queer case of felony will come up
in the district court at Vale this COM
ing term, says the Baker City Demo-
crat. During last election day a
woodchopper by the name of Rob-
inson, who Is a half-breed Indian.
shot and inflicted flesh wound on
n man by the name of Derrick. The
shooting was the result of n quarrel
over the election.
The queer part of the affair lies
in the line of defense mapped out by
the defendant. 1t is claimed by Rob-
inson that he has a queer affection of
the eyes, so that when excited he be-
comes blind and that he was excited
when the shooting occurred. and be-
ing blind at the time he shot in self
defense, thinking that Derrick was
about to stab him.
Experts who have examined the
defendant say that his claim to blind
ness when under strong excitement
is absolutely true and that It is caused
from an affection of the nerves. Rob-
inson used to work in and around
Baker City a few years ago.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03
Notice for Bids.

Bids will be received at the office
of the secretary of the Third Eastern
Oregon District Agricultural Society
until 12 o'clock m, Saturday Septem-
Der s, 1906, upon the following priv
ileges; confectionery stands, including
soft drinks, ice cream candy, and
nuts; for fruit stand, including all
fruits in season; also for coffee and
lunch counter.
Every bid will be received separate
ly, accompanied by check for 25 per
cent of the bid. The board reserves
the right to reject any or all bids
For full particulars, apply or address
the office of the secretary.
Other concessions will be let upon
application to the management.
II. c. WILLIS,
Secretary Third Eastern Oregon Dis
trlct Agricultural Society.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03

Trash hauled, phone main 511.
"Built" ostermoor mattresses, Bak-
er & Folsom.
House to rent; call at 32s Cosbie
St.. or phone Black 1891.
Five-room cottage to rent, IS per
month. Phone black 1881.
Good typewriter and organ for sale.
snap. Graham Furniture Co.
Nothing is too good for the home.
Baker & Folsom's for best furniture.
Harness at Crawford's at shrlveled
wheat prices. See his line before buy
ing.
Go to the Missouri blacksmith shop
for grain racks. The kind that last.
Only a few left.
wanted-Girl to do cooking and
general housework. Apply Mrs C. ].
Smith. 116 Lewis street.
Blankets washed, secured and nap
ped. all 20 be at the Pendleton Woolen
MIL before September IL.
Wanted-woman for general house
work, small family Inquire Mrs. WI
ley Frazier, West Bluff street
Three newly furnished housekeep-
ing rooms for rent, sol South Main
street. Inquire Bowling Alley.
Leathers' Tranfer 6 Storage Co.
Phone main 511 at all hours. Office
ard stand at Gritman's cigar store.
Man and wife wanted to keep house
for elderly gentleman through the
winter. Apply l1O1 East Court street
For Rent Suite unfurnished
housekeeping rooms in East Oregon
fan building Hot and cold water ani
bath on same floor. Inquire this Of
flee.
Men wanted at once by the Warren
Construction Co., to work on street
paving. Wages % cents pei hour.
Apply to superintendent, or at office,
rooms 14-16 Association block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03

the interior Of the store. as they in
tend to make 1t wonder store for
wonder bargains, in every sense of
the word, and they give 1t out as their
intention to handle only good goods
at the lowest possible prices.
They keep in stock a we'll selected
line Of dry goods, ladies' and gents
furnishing goods, shoes, hats and caps
and very extensive line OF useful
notions on their s, 10 and 15-cent
counters.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03
Stiff Prices for Feeders.

Dillard French, a cattle buyer OF
the Butter Creek country was in R't-
ter last week looking for feeders, the
best price so far this year. From Rit-
ter he went to Prairie City and the
Izee country. Stock raisers are con-
fident that cattle will bring very
good prices in the near future.-Mon-
ument Enterprise.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03
"THE WONDER" STORE.
Despair & Bean, First Door South OF
Postofflce.

Despair & Bean, successors to j.
b. Despair, proprietor Of Despain's
Cash store, have named their store
''The Wonder"
They have just finished invoicing
the stock and are now overhauling
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03

A burglar attempted to rob a MILL
inery store in Baker City, but was pul
to flight by a frail woman With pal,
of scissors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-03

Latest styles girls school hats Just
received at Mrs. Campbelrs millinery,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-06-22
Of
SAMPLES FREE

Write to the DIR. David Kennedys Sons,
Rondout, N. Y, for free descriptive
pamphlet, containing much helpful medical
advice, and free simple bottle of that
great Kidney, Liver and Blood medicine,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-06-22
HAS A CLEAN RECORD.
NO TAINT ATTACHED TO NAME
OF LEVI P. MORTON.
Former Vice President Still Hale and
Hearty at Age of S2-Has Given
Much to Charity - Comes
from Yankee Stock.

New York.-During the 80 years
which Mr.. Levi Parsons Morton had
just completed as his span of active
life the united States and the world
in general have undergone a develop
ment and a change which are even
surprising to Mr.. Morton and himself.
The progress of science, art and civ
iliZation has been so great within the
limit of his memory that few of the
present younger generation can real
ize what has happened.
While Mr.. Morton has seen this ire
mendOus advancement in all lines of
endeavor, he has accomplished the
proud distinction of being young at
80. He is not by any means an old
man except as figures go.
Mr.. Morton's name is associated
with success. During all his long
public career as congressman, gov
ernor minister of France and vice
president, and his private career as a
financier and a distinguished person
of affairs, there has been no smirch
on his record. In these days when
Undertaking" is so prevalent and so
pronounced Mr.. Notions name has in
no way been defiled.
His modesty is perhaps as well
shown in a recent benefaction to the
hamlet of Rhnecliff, near which his
country estate lies. Rhinecliff is only
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-06-22
Carriages
and W. gons

Do not forget the place to
buy your Work Wagons Town
make), Surveys, Three-Spring
Wagons, Carriages, Runa-
bouts and Buggies is at the
old reliable place, E. H.
Thomas of NIiddlebury. He
has a complete line, prices
from $500 to $1,000 also
a few more SEEIGHS will
sell at COST to close out.
Buy and save money.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-06-22
Estate of Alexander b. Cahee.
Order of MOTHERHOOD of WILL

STATE OF VERMONT, ipuo,.. o..
DISTRICT OF ADDISON, IS. s' O0NAN
Be it remembered that at a session OF the
Probate Court. holden at MiddlebuTy. within
and for the District OF Addison, on the lst
day OF June. A. d. 1906.
Present: VIM. H. Bliss Judge.
Whereas, a certain instrument OF writing
under SEAL purporting to be the last will and
testament of Alexander b. Cahee, late OF
Leicester. in said district, deceased, having
been this day presented to said Court for
Probate, and duly filed in the Registers
Office; Therefore, it is ordered, that all
persons interested in the estate OF said
deceased be notified to appear before
said Court, at the Probate Ofice IN Middle
bury, IN said District, on the 25th day of
June, A. ID. 1906. by publication of
this order, three weeks SUCCESSFULLY previous
thereto in the Middlebury Register. news
paper printed at Middebury, to show
cause. II any they may have, why said instru-
ment In writing should not be proved and
allowed. as the last will and testament of the
said deceased.
A true record.
% MABEL A. BLISS, Register.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-06-22
DR.. kENNEDYS
Av0RITE
REMEDY

A remedy backed by over 81 years of
remarkable success. Used in thousands of
homes. Pleasant to take powerful to
heal. Stops that backache, clears up the
urine, relieves frequent urination, stops the
scalding pain; cures constipation and dys-
pepsia
Remember. TIE name is Dr. David Ken
medys Faootite Remedy, price $1.00 6 for
SIS .OO) ami prepared at Rondout, ". Y.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-06-22
FLETCHER'S
The Peoples Store
BridpOrt, Vermont.
Estate of Levi =. BOardman.
BridpOrt,
Vermont.
Notice of Settlement


CTATE or VERMONT,
ODIsTRICr OF ADDISON, IS.
The Probate Court for the District OF Addi-
son
Levi P. Boardman, lateoof Middlebury, in said
District, deceased.
GREETING
BY the authority OF the State of Vermont,
you are hereby notified TO appear before the
said Probate Court. at the Probate ONCE in
Middlebury, in said District on the 2d day
of July. A. d. 1906, to show cause, II any
you have, why the account OF Grant Board
man Administrator of the estate OF said
deceased should not be allowed, and also why
the residue of said estate should not be dis.
tributed to the parties entitled thereto
Dated at Middlebury, in said district, this
9th day OF July, A. D. 1906.
"a MABEL A. BLISS, Register.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-06-22
The Truly Great.

The Truly Great.
A great man will make great op-
portunities. even out of the common
est and meanest situations.