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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
A New Story Of Wash inaton.

AT recent meeting of the Wash
ington Heights chapter OF the ID. A..
X. the regent related a story OF Wash.
ington and the Jumel Mansion which
was new to those present, and runs
as follows:
Washington and Aaron Burr had
met In the council chamber to dis
cuss certain matters connected with
the revolution, when they were star.
tied by seeing a band OF 500 Indians
coming up the roadway. These lat
ter presented themselves to the
Great White Father" and asked him
to smoke the pipe Of peace with them
This he and Burr proceeded to do
with alacrity, and when the ceremony
was completed and the Indians had
turned to go, Washington heaved a
sigh Of relief and said Il never in
my life was SO delighted to see the
backs Of delegation" Whereupon
Burr asked II he were not glad that
they had only desired that he should
smoke the pipe OF peace with them.
Yes, very glad, indeed" Washing
ton is reported to have replied, but
for TWO lone white men to smoke the
pipe of peace with 500 Indians isn't
such an unalloyed pleasure after ALL"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
HERE pHILoLoov 10 sAFFLeo.
Impossible to Trace Clearly IN
Words "Tart" and "Pls,"

Impossible to Trace Clearly the
Words "Tart" and "pis."
Usage alone must decide the issue
between pie" and tart" which has
returned to us with the gooseberries,
says the London Chronicle. Philol.
ogy. at any rate. draws no clear dis.
tinction. 1t only traces back tart"
to the Indian "tortus." twisted-the
pastry being the twisted part, OF
course. while 1t Is very doubtful about
pie" On the whole, Skeat's con1ec.
ture that this expresses the miscel.
laneous nature OF the contents Is per.
suasive. All the pies" seem to go
back to the original one. the maybe
in Latin, "pica"-from whose black
and white aspect comes pied" and
"piebald." The old ordinal or service
book was called plea" or pie" be.
cause OF the appearance OF the black
letter type on a white page. and the
edible pie, having equally mixed con.
tents. may have been christened after
this by medieval humor Printers
language retains both "pica" for q
kind of type and "pi" for type all
jumbled up.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

be free. The act was defeated. In
his autobiography, written in 1921, he
says:
1.-THE day is not far distant when IT,
must adopt II, or worse will follow.
Nothing is more certainly written In
the book of fate than these people are
to be free
As a contrast to these prophetic
statements, listen to what he had To
SAY relative to yellow fever:
Most evils are the means OF pro.
ducing some good The yellow fever
Twill discourage the growth Of great
cities in our nation, and view great
cities as pestilential to the morals.
health and liberties of man." Later
he wrote:
"Cultivators of the earth are the
most vigorous. the most virtuous, the
most independent l consider artifcers
as panders of vice and the instruments
by which the liberties Of a country are
generally overturned. Were to in
Idulge in my own theories, / should
wish the States to practice neither
commerce nor navigation"
Jefferson came from an old Amerl-
can family. his ancestors having pre-
iceded the Plymouth Pilgrims. He first
saw the light Of day April 10, 1743. lie
was sensibly brought up. received a
flair education. and was not remiss In
physical culture. He entered the VIII.
liam and Mary college at the age OF
M, and continued therein until he
graduated. He then read law in the
joffice of George Wythe. began the
practice OF law in 1867, and married
,the young widow Of Bathurst Shelton,
Jan. l, 1772. Jefferson was twice elect.
ed to the house of burgesses OF Vir.
tginia, and then became a member of
the Colonial congress, In which body
,he was chosen to draft the reply of
Virginia to Lord Norths concilatory
propositions. He also drafted the
manifesto after the battle OF Bunker
Hill, congress reply to Lord North,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
White Ants an a pelIcacx.

The natives of nearly all parts OF
Africa are exceedingly fond Of white
ants as a dish. On one occasion, while
camping on the banks Of the Zouga,
Livingstone was visited by a chief, and
as he was at dinner at the time he
gave him a piece of bread and some
preserved apricots. The chief seemed
to relish 1t very much, and Livingstone
asked him II he had anything equal to
that in his country. "Ah," said he.
did you ever taste white ants?" Liv.
ingstone assured him that he had never
tried that delicacy. We'll, II you
had" replied the chief, licking his
mouth with pleasant memories, you
never could wish anything better"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
says pain cures wind colo. 26c bottle.
unlnlured by Terrible Fall.

A blind boy, who was left In charge
Of bakers horse and van near the
Clifton suspension bridge at Bristol
had a most marvellous escape from a
cruel death. The horse walked straight
over the cliffs and fell to the bottom.
distance OF 200 feet, The boy him.
self tumbled into a tree, whence he
was afterward extricated unhurt. while
at the foot OF the cliffs the cart was
found smashed to atoms. The mirac!
ulous escape does not end here, as II
was found that the pony was unin-
jured.-Pearson Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Ever Hear Of "seotty" and His Record.
Breaking Ride?

The story, briefly told. is this: Wal.
ter Scott, the Death Valley gold miner,
made the trip from Los Angeles to
Chicago last summer on special
train over the Santa Fe" in less than
As hours. That whirlwind train cost
him more than $4,000. 1t was the
fastest long distance run over noun
tains and plains ever made on any
American railway. 1t demonstrated
beyond dispute that the Santa Fe
track, equipment and employees are of
the dependable kind. Probably you
wouldn't care to ride so fast. You pre-
fer the luxury of our three trains from
Utah and Colorado to Everywhere
East and Southwest.
Ask me for ticket rates and litera.
ture.
C. F. WARREN.
G. A.. A. r. & s. F. Ry.
I'll Dooly Block. Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
GOT HALF OF MINISTER'S FEE.
Transaction Added Little to tho Cab.
mans Bank Account

TRANSACTION ADDED Little to the Cab.
mans Bank Account.
John had the name of being the
jolliest man In town. But tonight,
which was apparently the worst night
In the year. even John wore a long
face, and as he swung his cab door
open for tie minister to enter, Johns
doleful expression was so noticeable
that the minister inquired IL he were
thinking about the work OF cleaning
on the mud In the morning.
mo, 1t is not the work that I'm
thinking OF. II could make as much
as you this evening, wouldn't mind
IL bit"
We'll" replied the minister 81 am
to marry a couple this evening and
I'll give you half of my fee for driv.
ing me out and back"
1T Is DEAL" replied John.
After an hour of dreary driving
through cold and rain John drew up
In front OF small house in which
the service was to take place. II was
two long hours Of cold waiting before
the minister re.entered the cab. and
the home drive was made. With a
spirit of expectancy John once more
swung open the cab door in front of
the minister's house. The minister
stepped out. and as he entered his
own door he turned and said:
Five hundred thanks, John" leav.
ing the bewildered cabman to figure
out what his exact fee had been.-San
Francisco Chronicle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Great seulptor's Early Struggles.

SSS'tsS' = Oob88sOOs
Augustin Rodin. the French sculp.
tor. had great struggle with poverty
and adverse criticism In bis youth.
OF an episode Of this early period q
writer says: with that indexibls
will and singleness Of purpose that
never failed him throughout his ca,
reer. the young sculptor set himself
to express In clay. marble or bronze
his conception Of life and art. He,
used his leisure In working at night
time. In a deserted stable he had
transformed into studio, at his won,
derful mask of The Man with the
Broken Nose After eighteen months
of hard and patient labor he finished!
this mask and sent 1t to the salon. IL
took the hanging committee fourteen
years to discover any merit In the
work, for II was rejected In 1864. and
finally accepted only in 1878"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
UNDER WHICH KING
"The More Postum the More Food
the More Coffee the More Poison,

INC WoTc POSTUM INC wore r ooo-
the More Coffee the More Poison.
The Pres. of the w. G. T.. u. In a
young giant state in the Northwest
says:
Il did not realize that was a slave
to coffee till left off drinking II. For
three or four years was obliged to
take nerve tonic every day. Now
am free, thanks to Postum Food
Coffee.
AFTER finding out what coffee will
do to its victims, could hardly stand
to have my husband drink 1t; but he
was not willing to quit. studied for
months to find way to induce him
to leave 1t off. Finally told him
would make no more coffee.
Il got Postum Food Coffee, and
made 1t strong-boiled 1t the required
time, and had him read the little
book, The Road to Wellville,' that,
comes In every pkg.
To-day Postum has no stronger ad-
vocate than my husband! He tells
our friends how to make It, and that
he got through the winter without
spell OF the grip and has not had q
headache for months-he used To be-
subject TO frequent nervous head,
aches.
"The stronger you drink Postum the
more food you get; the stronger you
drink coffee the more poison you get"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's q reas
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Garfield Tea, Mild Laxative.

Nothing has yet taken the place OF
Garfield Tea, Natures Semedy for kid.
ney and liver trouble, constipation and
sick headache. Contains no harmful
ingredients. nothing but medicinal
herbs. Sold at all drug stores. Send
for free sample to Garfield Tea Co.,
BROOKLYN N Y
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Not Made for a Carpenter.

ideas, and as he drove the last nail
and surveyed his work, not without
pride, he called his wife to see what a
good job he had DONE
She climbed the stairs and then
paused, somewhat perplexed, and, after
looking in vain for an entrance, said:
why. Alex, where's the door,"
by thunder" exclaimed the cap
tain, in amazement, 81 forgot all about
It," He had actually lathed himself
into the room.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Taking Chinese Census.

In China an old way of taking the
census prevails. The cities and towns
are arranged in groups of ten houses.
The Oldest man in each group visits
the nine houses which, with his own
make up the group, counts the men,
bers Of every family, and sends his
report to the imperial census bureau.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
How'D ThlS3

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
sase OF CstsSrh thss cannot BE- cured By Halls
FL. CHENEY CO., Toledo. o.
We, the undsrsigned, have known p. J. Cheney
fps The last is ysers and believe him perfectly
Orsble IN all buainess transactions and financially
- 70 carry out any obligations made BY his arm.
WAiDISa. KINNAN D MAnvIN,.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Hali's Catarrh Cure IL taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tho
systsm. Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents per
bottle. Sold by oil Druggists.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Tins In France.

The French are said to expend NO
less than $1OO,O0O.o0o annually in
tips. In Paris alone $4,000 a day
is said to find It's way into the poe.
kets Of walters. cabmen, porters and
the many other persons who look on
tips as their right and perquisite.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

My wife got me using Doan's Kidney
Pills, and as they helped me I took
heart, kept on and was cured so thor
oughiy that I've been well three
years"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Planta of the QaaAef

Other plants than the cacti are
scarce In Death valley. but two spe-
cies Of mosquito grow from one end
Of the valley to the other. both bloom.
ing profusely anG adding their quota
Of odor to the air. When they seed,
the beans are gathered by the Piutss
and ground up for -four.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Everybody worshlps Her.

Several weeks ago I was In an In
dian village and peeped inside the
chief Hindu temple. To my great
surprise I saw the portrait of q fam.
Gus London beauty, nicely framed.
calmly looking down on the idol be,
meath II. The lady. I am sure. never
dreamed that her portrait would be
worskipsd In this way.-Londop Mail.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Irony Of Fate.

Gen. Kokstouroff. running upstairs
to thank the minister OF war for or.
dering him to the front Che had
begged to be allowed to die a soldiers
DEATH, was claimed by heart disease
on the top step.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Relic FOR British Museum

The original proclamation for the
capture Of Prince Charles Edward
(the Young Pretender), dated White
hall, August 81. 1745. has recently
been discovered. and purchased by the
British museum.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

A round trip rate OF $50 to California
will be In effect all winter via the new
and popular Salt Lake Route. See
nearest agent or write for information
to J. L. Moore. ID. p. A., Salt Lake City.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

that I was laid up
four months. I
had night sweats
and fainting spells
and dropped to 80
pounds. The urine
passed every few
minutes with in
tense pain and
looked like blood.
Dropsy set in and
the doctors decid-
ed | could not live
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Love, the Maaician.

Love is the great magician, who
alone can work miracles. 1t lives on
throughout all change. fitting itself
70 altered circumstances. and tri.
umphing in the end over fate, over
death ITSELF
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
shake late Ysur ahoee

Aliens Foot-Ease, powder. 1t cures pain.
full, smarting, nervous feet and ingrowing
nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery
Of tho age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold BY
ell Druggists, CSC. Trial package FREE.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

and later was made chairman of the
committee appointed to draw up Dec.
laration OF Independence.
I, After serving two terms in congress,
and declining to serve a third term
10 which he had been elected, he at
tempted to retire to private life, but
twas persuaded to enter third time
the house of burgesses OF Virginia
After serving the state In this capaci
ty, he was elected governor OF the
state.
!. II was turbulent period In the his
tory Of that commonwealth, and at the
end OF his term he again sought pr
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Air Movement over water.

Experiments made with kites on
the Mediterranean have shown that
over q large surface Of water the tenn.
perature and the rapidity Of air move
msnts decline steadily In proportion
- The altitude
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Built to Defy EARTHQUAKES.

In Lima, Peru, there are still many,
buildings which, on account of the
earthquakes are constructed of canes
set upright and literally plastered
with clay. 0en painted over.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Promote German Trade,

Within the last few months Ger.
man capitalists have started banks for
the promotion of German trade In East
Africa. West Africa. Asia Minor. Ar.
gentina. Bulgaria and Central Amer.
lea
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds-N. w. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove. N. j.. Feb. IL. 1900.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Oldest Watch,

The Oldest existing watch In the
world is shown in the accompanying
illustration. 1t was made In France
in the sixteenth century and, despite
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
ONE SMALL POINT OVERLOOKED.
Amateur Carpenter Had Forgotten to
Provide Door

Capt. Alexander Hutchins OF Ellis
worth, Me-. although sea captain Of
ability, has always been noted for
Observation-Disclosures. On one occasion,
while at home between trips, he de-
cided to have a spare chamber in
his house lathed and plastered. Being
somewhat Of carpenter. he under.
took this part OF 1t himself and Ia
bored at 1t industriously for a day or
two.
It was finally lathed according 70 his
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Drug
gists refund money II ft fails to- cure. 4. ".
GROVES signature 10 on each boz. 25c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Asiatic Possessions.

Russian Asiatic possessions are three
times the size Of Great Britain's, but
hold only 100000 inhabitants, az
compared with highlands 1000 900
subjects.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
We Are Rims Leaders
Salt Lake City. Utah.
Or That You Don't.

It Is no use to try to convince .
girl that you love her when she
knows it.-New York Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

Declaration Of Independence, and his
wish was realized At 1 o'clock on
that memorable day he breathed his
last.
In Quincy, Mass, upon that day, an.
other ex.president was bidding fare
well to this world. John Adams had
been counting the hours of his life
TIL this patriotic day should arrive,
and he died with these words upon
his lips: Thomas Jefferson still
lives. Angeles Times.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

its age, is still considered very ar
tistic product. 1t Is nearly twice the
size Of an ordinary watch OF to-day,
and, according to modern standards,
has very crude mechanism. The
habit of elaborate decoration, com.
mon to Its period, is very evident.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Important 70 Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle Of CASTORfA,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and sec that II
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

DON'T FORGET
A large 2-oz. package Red Cross Ball Blue only
cents. The Russ Company, South Bend Ind.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
RAISED FROM A DEATH.eeD.

Mr.. Pitts, Once Pronounced incurabIe.
Has Been Well Three Years.
e. e. Pitts, 60 Hathaway st., skow.
hogan, Me-, says: Seven years ago
my back ached and was so run down
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

most illustrious man In all the history
OF the modern age, or indeed since
the fall of the Roman empire, Wash.
ington, In the grand free republic
which he built. has In his honor a
monument which, in the magnitude
OF its dimensions. In the beneficence
OF its mission and in its ability to
promote the happiness and welfare OF
Its people, has no parallel In the en-
tire history OF human affairs. His
great and glorious works, which follow
and survive him, mark him as truly
the grandest man OF any age or -
riSd."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24
Grandest Man Of Any Age.

The New Orleans Picayune says
George Washington was the worlds
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-02-24

1t was finally lathed according 70 his
The Washington times., 1906-06-15
REPUBLICANS STRONG
IN GREAT NORTHWEST
Win Signal Victory in Oregon, Says
Senator Fulton, Showing Popular
ity of Administration.

The tide of Republican victory Is on
the flow instead of the ebb. according
TO things brought the President from
Oregon this morning. Senator Fulton
of that State called at the White House
with his pockets full of figures telling
Of the crushing Democratic defeat ad-
ministered by friends of the Admins
trati0n the other day
only FIVE Democrats were elected TO
the legislature" said Senator Fulton,
and. witt. the single holdover they
had. they therefore have but half a
dozen In the entire legislative body.
They did not get a single member OF
the lower house. In the house and
senate together there are ninety votes
in the Legislature. so you can see that
the chances of our Democratic friends
performing great deeds will be rather
small The governor. who was
elected on the Democratic ticket got
in solely on account of his personal
popularity. The members of Congress
elected on the Republican ticket swung
in with tremendous majorities, ore oy
over 4,0oo. and the other by some 16. 900.
1t seems very evident. therefore. from
the returns, out in our State that the
much talked OF ebb in Republican popu-
larity seems 10 be iOw.''
The Washington times., 1906-06-15
GEORGETOWN CREW
LEAVES FOR RACES
Blue and Gray Squad, in Charge of
Coach Dempsey, Will Reacl; Pough-
keepsie This Afternoon.

BY securing a voluntary subscription
OF something over $500 yesterday from
the alumni and students Of the institu-
uon, all doubts as TO the inability of
Georgetown TO row at the intercollegiate
regatta at PoughkeensIe on the 23d was
removed The meeting was entirely i'm
promptu, the members getting together
Immediately after the commencement
exercises. and raising the necessary
funds with which 10 meet the expenses
OF the crew while IL is In New York.
The squad left this morning at 8
o'clock for PoughkeepsIe, where II viii
arrive about o'clock this afternoon.
Coach Dempsey and Manager Hayes are
In charge OF the men Those who were
taken up are: Captain Stuart, Rice,
Fitzgerald. Foy, Lynch. La Plante,
Moran. Edmunds, Dowd, Landry, and
Manager Hayes, and Coach Dempsey.
The Georgetown headquarters will oe at
the Morgan House
The Washington times., 1906-06-15
Widest EXCITEMENT
IN OKLAHOMA CITY

OKLAHOMA CITY. Okla, June Is.
The receipt of the news that the State
hood bill had passed both branches of
Congress threw the population of Okla
homa City into a furore Of excitement
Every mill, factory, and railway whis-
tie in the city blew for half an hour
People crowded into the streets and
held an informal love feast and flags
and bunting were soon displayed from
business houses and residences.
asst night bands marched through
the streets downtown playing ''There'li
Be Hot Time" and national airs The
sky was Illuminated with fireworks and
there was a continuous roar of cannon
crackers. Arrangements viii be per-
fected today for a formal jubilee meet
ing
Dispatches from Lawton. Guthrie. and
Enid. in Oklahoma. and Eufala Mus
kogee. Ardmore Vinita and Holden
vile. in the Indian Territory describe
remarkable scenes of jollification when
the news reached those points
Coincident with the important news
from Washington is the report of the
local school enumeration. indicating
that Oklahoma City now has a popula-
1ion OF 5000
The Washington times., 1906-06-15
AFRICAN IESURRECTION
WILL BE SUPPRESSED
Germany and Great Britain to Act
Jointly in Subduing Rebellious
Natives.

BERLIN. June 15.-Germany and
Great Britain probably will act together
TO stamp out the insurrection of the
blacks in South Africa according TO
we'll informed sources here. Already
negotiations are in progress between
the governments at Berlin and London
looking to this end.
1t is felt that the situation is becom-
ing most serious and that unless dras-
tic action is taken the whole negro
population of South Africa Will be in
rebellion with appalling results.
With open mutiny in the German regi-
ments in southwest Africa. and prac-
ticaIly no progress being made in the
suppression OF the Herrero rebellion
the German government took the ini-
tiative when the Zulu outbreak in Natal
became serious, and suggested joint
action to England. The suggestion was
favorably received at London