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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Henry Johnson, the 9 year old
lad injured by falling from the rail
Of the steam schooner Quinault at
ABERDEEN a week ago Saturday,
died without recovering conscious
ness. 1t is thought that he sus-
tanned internal injuries as well as
conclusion of the brain.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

In a ball game On roller skates
at the Princess rink yesterday, the
Shamrocks defeated the Thistles by
score of 10 to 2.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
THROUGH TOURIST sLEEPERs
TO CHICAGO

Via Great Northern railway leave
Spokane at $3.50 a. m. daily, arriv.
ing at Chicago 8 o'clock third
morning. Rate for double berth.
$5.75. For reservations. tickets.
ETC.. apply at city Office. 7O1 River.
side. Il. s. BLAIR,
80 General Agent.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Sam Berger's determination to
enter the professional ranks and
fight Jack O'Brien for the heavy
weight championship is making
fight fans sit up and take notice.
Berger has considered the matter
OF quitting the amateurs very care
fully and has arrived at the con-
clusion that he is much better
man than O'Brien and that by TAX
ing him on he will become cham
pion Of the world at one leap. May
be he will, and then maybe Jim JEFF
fries will come out of retirement.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Eddie Graney promises a big op-
en- air card for the Fourth Of July,
and names Cans and Nelson as the
fighters. Jim Coffroth says If Ora
ney pulls off fight on the Fourth
ne will do likewise.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

The petit jury was adjourned In
the federal court this morning. The
delay was caused on account of
having to wait on a witness from
Starbuck In the case of Walter
Stanley charged with robbing a
mail sack.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
TREES. TREES.

Twenty-Five per cent discount on
trees for 10 days. RICE & MUMM
Corner Monroe and Riverside
Phone 1904, Spokane, Wash.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

w. d. Clarke of Everett received
his appointment yesterday from
Fish Commissioner J. G. Riseland
of Bellingham, as superintendent of
the Sultan fish hatchery, to succeed
Mr.. Baldrige, the incumbent, from
May 1.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

The Northwestern Improvement
company, a corporation auxiliary to
the Northern Pacific railroad COM
pany, has bought at sheriff's sale at
Tacoma nearly 100000 worth of
right Of way and other property
along the old Union Pacific right of
way in Pierce county.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

There is great activity at Pot
latch, where hundreds of men are
employed building the new town to
be owned by the Weyerheuser CON-
pany. The place is located 10 miles
east of Palouse and about the same
distance from Garfield.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
NORTHWEST NEWS

moth, Mrs. Caroline A. Remington,
at that place, at the age of 81 years.
Mrs. Remington was the widow of
Philo Remington. of the Remington
Arms company. and founder of the
Remington Typewriter company.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Patriots Day." commemorating
three great events in the history of
the nation, will be celebrated in
Seattle next Thursday, if a move
ment planned by citizens and in
dorsed by the mayor and city coun-
Gil is followed out.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Spring sheep shearing has begun
and within the next three weeks 3d.
900 sheep will have their wool clip
ped they will be driven to the
Washington forest reserve and vi
cinity, where they will be kept till
fall.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

The stable owned by D. B. Doc
little, 1913 Seventh avenue, was
broken into last night and a valu-
able rawhide braid bride stolen.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
when vESUv|US BURIED CITIES;
MOST FAMOUS ERUPTION IN HISTORY

THE ERUPTION WHICH BURIED
POMPEiI, HERCULANEUM AND
STABlAE WAS LIKE THIS ONE
IN THAT VAST CLOUDS OF
ASHES WERE THROWN OFF,
WHAT EXCAVATIONS AT POM.
PEI HAVE SHOWN.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Lieutenant Governor Coon thinks
Tacoma is the logical place to hold
the republican state convention.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

A fire destroyed a small shack on
the Hillyard road last night.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

The Yakima Trust company has
opened for business ~ North va
kima. 1t has a capital stock Of
100000. and is backed by Seattle
and North Yakima men.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
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|l|aS{|!SSEE52E$&Es
By Jimmy.

Kid Scaler and his manager, Lea
Myers, returned today from Butte,
Mont, where on Monday night
Scaler defeated Sailor McQuoid in
the 18th round. Scaler is not mark
ed any but he is somewhat disabled
from the effects of foul punch.
Said Myers: I'VE have been pro-
missed the fight there on Miners
Union day sure, and I have written
to Young Corbett at Salt Lake and
to Dick Hyland also. Dune Melon
aid has written to them, too, and
Scaler will be matched with the
winner of the Salt Lake fight. That
much seems certain just now. Talk
ing about a bunch of good fellows,
we'll should say that Is where they
grow. l never met a better lot IN
my life. Scaler made a host of
friends and they all think well Of
him."
At last it would seem that the
opportunity Scaler has been waiting
for and building his ambition upon
has come, or Is about to present
itself. He has always wanted a
fight with some of the topnotchers
and it looks now that it is a cinch
that he will be matched with the
winner of the Corbett-Hyland fight.
If this is done it will be the turn
ing point in Scaler's career, and IL
he beats either of these chaps, it
will be easy sliding for him.
Our little friend Kid Forbes was
In the city yesterday buying box
ing gloves and a punching bag. He
is now located In Herrin, Mont,
where he has a barber shop, but
when business gets poor In the ton.
serial line he deals blackjack. He
was rolling in wealth, too. He had
a hard time framing up with the 5
cent schooners. You see, over in
Herrin land the map don't know
where it Isl everything-especially
On the wet goods line-is rather ex-
pensive. Forbes was at one time,
and notSo very long ago either, one
OF the leading boxers of Montana
He ha1&Aad some memorable con-
tests when the game was good
there. His Al round battle at Ha-
vre, Mont. with the Wisconsin Kid
was about the hardest he ever
tackled. Both the Wisconsin Kid
and himself were pretty good then.
and the fight has gone down in Mon
tana history as one of the tiercest
of the time. The present dope on
Forbes is his battle with Kid
Scaler when he went 10 rounds with
the Italian and later Scaler copied
him in the 10th.
Dan McInroe, Joe Cotton's man
ager. has been known in times past
to evolve some wonderful subjects
in his thinking dome, but his latest
effort far outdoes anything hereto
fore attempted. TO make a long
story short. he tried to tell the
sport editor that he had chap in
tow called Billy Highpants,
"whole show prelim" boxer, who
gets into ring and fights himself.
jabs, hooks, feints and swings at
an imaginary foe and really does
punish himself with few good wal
Tops on his proboscis. Dan claims
this Is not the usual shadow boxing
of fighter, but is the real goods.
When McInroe got this far with his
yarn, somebody clapped his hands
and Dan woke up and asked about
politics.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
ron SALE.
80 ACRES, REIMBURSEMENT; 1

80 ACRES, REIMBURSEMENT; 1
mile to station; with house, barn,
well. fruit trees and some timber;
half million good saw timber; finest
soil and location. This must be
sold at once and is worth not less
than four times the price asked.
The Lands company, phone M552.
21-22 Marion block. SO
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

CAST OFF CLoTWxN0.
positively highest prices paid for
cast OH clothing. N323 Stevens n.
I71i.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
WASHINGTON Theatre
John F. Cordray, Manager.

ANOTHER WEEK OF SENSA.
TiONAL FEATURES.
RapoIi, worlds greatest juggler
Lutz Brothers, the armless won.
ders. O'Rourk-Bennette Trio, sing
ers and dancers. Special return
engagement of Cummings e. Co.
comedy playlet. Biograph.
Admission: Lower floor, Csc; bal
cony, 15c. Matinee, 15c to any part
Of the house; children. 10c.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

u opsns chscting account re
Peoples Bank. III ALL Long hcura
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

n you want loan. 20 10 r. nian.
ford. 3as Main avssua
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
MARRIAGE LICENSES

The following marriage licenses
were granted this morning by the
county auditor:
Tony Garcea, %, and Marie Ma
taresse, 16, both of Spokane.
Thomas E. Belle, Sc, and Irene
Young. 81, both of Standpoint, Idaho.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Jay Whipple, pioneer of the
Klondike and the discoverer Of the
famous Eldorado creek. was ad-
judged insane at Nome early in
February, and is being held there
until the opening of navigation,
when he will be sent out to the
Mount Tabor sanitarium, Portland,
Ore, unless his condition has ma
terlally improved before that time.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

FUEL DEAxERa.
Standard Fuel q Ice Co. E1or
'front.' Tel ss@ Carbonate. Rock
Springs and Summit coal Martin
Dolan. manager.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Cha.ies staiay. a1s xusific avsnsA
South OF N. p. depot l2s-ae
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

Senator Watson C. Squire has re-
ceived the information from lion,
N. Y, of the death of Mrs. Squire's
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18
DYING AID ox1AMxMo wo1xs,


Freight. furniturs.. baggage asa
parcel delivery. Tel ssA sso-s
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1906-04-18

TIE Pres delivered ~ your aess
FOR aSc per month. YAona o1A
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08
veE PRESIDENTS IN RHYME

'g,-s- Che great washington appears,
8. - slams serves Tor four brief years
r.s. asSrsc elects, then, Jefferson,
as LculsfahAis ersndiY won.
sssssn's is the next great name,
a go dracs Through with eheckerec
cEznc. ~
IT, sanes Monroe assumes the chair,
Cas- cannous doctrine 60 declare
a S.1sfd Adams next Is chief
- anas 10 the house,. His term Il brief.
'f,ss reXt Is jackson. who declares
a. ,rs a Nation. and who dares
rF4gnB-A-tion's hosts 60 eight
NFtr Baren next. and panic's blight.
ef-asta comes the hero OF Tippecanoe.
rarszx Harrison and Tyler. too.
rs.-Et. eiatms our chief: and Texas, for,
2, Srtce our banner. adds her star.
Es,S Cakes tho holm. Tho Mexican war
sr.oxs as vast Pacific shore
'cr.ea,s rounds QUO wet domain.
'yD,~r 5la1tor and Flurn6fb Once again
c-.zseS dhc death engeir ffilmote tries
~ nsHi our qusrrels with compromise.
e'ssxss ertngs hope of q better DAY.
Is t[Rnsas-Nebraska Is In the way.
E-ac.zsaAn essays 20 calm the strife,
szz secession aims at the Nations life
= ss-SSHrn LINCOLN guides our ship
10 -.,.zn seas OF blood on Its fearful trip
~ Gals a martyr. when war II done,
ss-sd caae land Is saved, and the victory
yisfrs.~ ais out the lingering years.
lSr4 Grant. the nero OF war. appears.
"rssss k{&yes by the narrowest margin
uvznA
sra a ssewcr national life begins
Gsz-1ic'd ana Arthur come next IN view.
s1< Gf1e tirst b slain ere the year Is
esrsugh.
s-.ses Issd 10 next, then Harrison.
-,-sss.sv cleveland again Is the favored one.
~ = aSaeY carries our banner far
fsfer i1tStant seas, In the spanish war,
W. calls a victim OF murderous hate,
M Roosevelt takes the chair OF state.
49, 81 the presidential line
fg--,fra the days OF I7S9.
IL a.Ssrt AZ. Skinner.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08

you parton me n say that can pad
die my own caaoe--if | ask you 20 as
sure his Excelency that one more de-
vice OF his TO escape punishment has
been tried and found wanting?"
For a fitting moment the cast-iron
smile faded from the impassive face
OF the attorney general and an unre-
lenting devil came to peer out OF the
colorless eyes. Then Melgs rose cat
like and laid HIS hand on the door
knob.
DO I understand that you refuse to
move in a matter which should be the
FIRST duty of a good citizen. Mr.. Kent?''
he asked. purringly.
Il certainly do refuse to fall into
any such clumsy trap as you have
been trying to bait for me. Mr. Meigs,"
said David Kent. dropping back into
his former curtness.
The door opened slowly under the
impulse Of the slender womanish hand.
"You have a task OF some magnitude
before you, Mr.. Kent You can scarcely
hope to accomplish it alone"
The door closed softly behind the re-
treating figure OF the attorney general.
and Kent released the spring OF the
night-latch. Then he went 70 the
cropped portlere at the farther end OF
the room, drew Il aside and looked in
on a man who was writing at a table
pushed out between the windows.
you heard him. Loring?' ne asked
The eX-manager nodded
"They are hard pressed" he said
Then. looking up quickly: You could
name your price II you wanted to close
out the stock of goods in hand. David. T"
IL was In the afternoon OF the same
day that Kent found a note in his key
box at the Clardendon asking him TO
call up 12i TETON avenue by telephone
He did Il at once. and Penelope an
swered. The key-box note had been
placed at Elinor's request, and she,
Miss Penelope, could not say what
was wanted; neither could she say
definitely when her sister would be In
Elinor had gone out an hour earlier
with Mfr. Ormsby and Miss Van Brock
in Mr.. Ormsby's motor-car. When was
he, DAVID Kent, coming up? Did he
know they were talking OF spending
the remainder of the summer at
Breezelaud inn? And where was Mr..
Loring ali this time?
Kent made fitting answers 20 all
these queries. hung up the ear-piece
and went away moodily reflective.
He was due at a meeting OF the exec
utive committee OF the Civic league.
but he let the public business wait
while he speculated upon the probable
object OF Elinor's telephoning him.
Now there Is no field in which the
inconsistency OF human nature is so
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08

yourself. David. Did you let my little
stagger scare you outY'
David Kent pushed his chair back
from the table and nailed Ormsby with
lock that would have made q young
or man betray himself.
DO you mean to tell me that rhere
is no engagement between you and
Miss BrentwoodY"
"Just that" Ormsby put all the
nonchalance he could muster into the
laconic reply, but he was anticipating
the sequent demand which came like
a shot out OF a gun.
And there never has beenT'
Ormsby grinned.
when you are digging a we'll and
have found your stream OF water. it's
folly to go deeper, David. Can't you
let good enough alone?"
Kent turned IL over In his mind.
frowning thoughtfully into his. coffee
cup. When he spoke II was out OF the
mid-heart Of manliness.
II wish you would tell me one thing.
ormsby. Am I responsible for-tor
the present state or anairs!'
Ormsby stretched the truth a llttle:
partly for Elinor's sake; more, per-
haps, for Kent's.
you have done nothing that an
honorable rival-and incidentally q
good friend Of mine-might not do.
Therefore you are not responsible"
THAT is putting It very diplomatic
ally" Kent unused. IL am afraid II
does not exonerate me wholly"
Eyes. It does. But II doesn't put me
out OF the running. you understand.
I'm 'forninst' you yet; rather more
stubbornly than before, I fancy"
Kent nodded.
THAT. OF course; should think less
Of you II you were not. And you shall
have as fair a show as you are giving
me-which 10 saying a lot Shall we
go and smoker
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08
serIptaraI Verse on Love.

A Paris Sunday school teacher ex.
planned 20 her pupils that without love
the world would be a poor place for
children and all helpless and inhrm
persons. Next Sunday" she said. 4
want each OF you 10 come prepared
to recite a scriptural verse about love-
The next Sunday the children had al
prepared their verses. One had. Love
your enemies" another. Little chill
dren. love one another" aud so on
Finally a small boy with red hair
arose. He began in a loud, shriil
voice. Song Of Solomon, second chap
ter, fifth verse" And then he recited:
stay with me. fiagons. comfort ms
with apples; for | am sick OF love-
Los Angeles Times.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08

persistent as In that which Is bound
ed by the sentimentally narrowed
horizon Of a man in love. With Orms-
by at the nodus of his point of view
David Kent made no secret of his open
rivalry of the millionaire, declaring
his intention boldly and taking nc
shame therefor. But when he faced
about toward Ellnor he found himself
growing holly jealous for her good
faith; careful and fearful lest she
should say or do something not strict
ly in accordance with the letter and
spirit of her obligations az Ormsby's
dancee.
For this cause he had been prstpon-
ing the promised visit, and thereby
postponing the taking Of the final steT
in the campaign OF Intimidation. The
unexplained telephone call decided
him, however. He would 60 and sec
Elinor and have the ordeal over with
But as a preliminary he dined thai
evening with Ormsby at the Camelo
club. and over the coffee had II oul
with him.
Il am going out to see Miss Brent
wood tonight" ne announced alb
ruptly. "Have you any objection?"
The millionaire gave him thu
shrewdest OF overlooks, ending with
deep-rumbling laugh.
Kent. you are the queerest lot
have ever discovered, and that Is say
ing a good bit. Why, in the name o.
ali the properties. should I objects"
Your right is unchallenged,'
Kent admitted.
rs il? Better ask Miss Brentwood
about that She might say IL isn't"
II don't understand" said Kent
| dry-tongued.
''Don't you? Perhaps I'd better ex
plain: she might find 1t a little din
cult. You have been laboring unde
the impression that we are engaged
haven't your"
"Laboring under the-why, gooC
heavens. mani it's in everybody
mouth"
Curious. isn't It, how such thing
get about" commented the player o
long suits. How do you suppose the!
get s'artedi"
II don't suppose anything about Il
so far as VIC two are concerned;
have your own word for It, You sal
you were the man in possession"
Ormsby laughed again.
! "Yos are something OF blura
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08

Joseph Jefferson. on his retirins
from the stage. remained in New York
for a few days on his way to Florida
to spend the winter. A friend .who
met him at the time asked the great
comedian why he did not stay in New
York, where the climate was invis-
Grating, instead Of flying to the more
or less sultry heat Of the south
Well" said Mr.. Jefferson, with q
twinkle, 1--WE tried both. and would
rather find myself kaee-deep In june
in Florida than ankle-deep in January
in New York."-N. Y. Herald.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08
ParISman.s Deed OF Justice.

A story Is told Of Francis Park
man, the historian, which shove that
In spite Of impaired eyesight he was
not blind TO injustice. A friend met
him walking along the street. hold
ing two street boys by their coat COL
lars. In reply to his friends request
for an explanation Parkman said: Il
found this boy had eaten an apple
without dividing with his .ittie
brother. Now I'm going to buy ors
for the little boy, and make the BIG
one look on while he eats H." Altar
reading this incident. we should expeot
fairness Of treatment in Parkman's his-
tories.-St. Nicholas.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08
Joaau,n Miller. Dinners.

We used to cook by a ri~ulet and eat
under the white rose bush-s. 'Remem-
Der, this Is sacred service. Silence
helps your digestion" be would say.
Eat slowly. think something higher,
and be content" So sur dinner usu-
ally lasted more than two hours. whal
a delightful experienced -Vons Ne
guchi. II National Magazine
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-11-08

IT
think You spoke Of . danger warn
was not the violent kind. such az 10
ring fears. What is it?"
"You have had two whole days
she rejoined. Haven't you discovered
it?"
81 haven't found anything 20 fear
but failure" was his reply.
THAT is It; you have given II .
name-its only true name-failure."
But | am not going TO fail"
"You mean you are going to take our
railroad away from these men who
have stolen it,"
"rhat is what mean"
-AnS you win do II by threatening
20 expose them?"
II shall tell Governor Bucks what
know about the oil field deal, assur-
ing him that shall publish the facts
II he doesn't let the law take its course
in ousting Judge MacFarlane and the
receiver"
She rose and stood before him. lean
ing against one OF the Vine-clad porch
pillars with her hands behind her.
David Kent, are there any circum-
stances in which you would accept a
bribe?"
He answered her in all seriousness
"They say every man has his price:
mine is higher than any bid they have
yet made-or can make. hope"
why don't you let them bride your"
she asked coolly. rs 10 because IL 10
nexpedient-because there is more
success the other way"
lie tried to emulate her GOODNESS and
made a failure of II.
"Have ever done anything TO maks
YOU think had thrown common hon.
esty and self-respect overboard?' he
demanded.
Her answer was another question,
sharp-edged and well thrust home.
lis Il any worse to take a bribs
than IL is to give one? You have just
admitted that you are going TO buy tho
governors neutrality, you know"
Il don't see Il in that light at all"
"The other David Kent would have
seen Il. lie would have SAID: These
men are public criminals. II | can
not bring them TO justice, I can at
least expose them to the seorn OF ell
good men. Therefore have no right TO
bargain with them"
Kent was silent for long 'ime
When he spoke il was 20 say;
why have you done this, Elinor3
'lieacuse | had to. David Could I
do less7"
Il suppose not. It's In The blood
In your blood and mine. Other folk
call Il the Puritan virus Of over
Righteousness, and scof at Il. I dont
know. sometimes think they hays
the best OF the argument"
Il can't believe you are quite sin
cere when you say that" she asserted.
Eyes, am. One cannot compromise
with conscience; that says itself But
have come TO believe latteriy that
ones conscience may be mofbidly
acute. or even diseased. I'll admit
I've been taking treatment"
That sounds very dreadful she
Tejolned.
"It does. doesr't IT, Yet Il had TO
be done. AS intimated a few min
utes ago. my life has hitherto been .
sort of transformations failure. used
to think IL was because | was out
classed. | know now It has been be-
cause wouldn't do as other men do.
Il has been a rather heart-breaking
process-to sort out the scruples. ad-
hitting the Just and overriding the
others-but | have been given 70 ses
that II Is the price Of success"
Il want you to succeed" she said
Pardon me; don't think you do.
You have reopened the door 10 doubt.
and II | admit the doubt shall fSil.-
ITO Be Continued
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-11
NEW STORY OF THE cow AND
TIE SUMMER GIRL.

The Cow charged upon the saunter.
Ing Summer Giri, all in the usual
way, and was not a little disconnected
when the creature stood her ground.
why don't you take to your heels?'
demanded the Cow, impatiently, and
added, with a palpahle sheer, BE
cause they are French heels, per-
haps."
: mo, ma'am," replied the Summer
Girl, with considerable asperity. It's
simply because my parasol is no red
der than you are. My advice to you
is to cast the beam out of your W
EYE before you go cunning after the
mote in your neighbours eye"
Now, by this, the Cow was so
crushed and Inundated that she forth
with retired to a dairy, %confessing her
self unequal to the duties of a farm
where they took miscellaneous board
ers.-Puck. lt.