New-York tribune., 1906-11-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In the homes of the great middle class of this
city" says Vienna paper. ''the sausage is a ne
cessity 1t appears at the table at least every
day. and the variety is great that there may be
a certain kind for every day. When this is known
the seriousness OF the sausagemakers' strike may
be appreciated. The dealers have the 'Gotha
Braunschweiger' 'Frankfurter' and 'Moravian'
always hand. but the homemade 'Kremner'
Augsburger' and the Genuine Frankfurter' which
be made nowhere 10 equal the Vienna product
have been missed The fires Under the great kettles
in the places where hungry people who appreciate
hot ones fresh from the fire. usually stop are ex-
tinguished. and the from the delicious VI
product, which tickes the nostrs of the citi-
zen. makes him forget his troubles and stimulates
his appetite and his patriotism. has disappeared
Vienna is sausageless
''Ye call me chief" said Hearst but why?'
And not guest could make reply;
They could not wound TO such extent
Twas chief OF sinners that they meant.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
New England weather prophet saws the COM
ing winter will be an open one declaring that he
''can smell It in the air. He notices that the
birds are staying latec than usual this fall which
is always taken sign that winter will
not come until after Christmas. The hens have
hardly begun to shed their feathers yet. and in
most years they have mOuted and started In to
lay by October l. The partridges thinly clad
with feathers. The corn husks very scant and
gauzy. Burrs beech and hazel nuts are so
toughest of them. Cattle and horses out at past
ure are looking sleek they did in June. indi-
eating that they have not begun to think putting
on winter overcoats Woodchucks. which should
have retired for the winter in September are out
loafng at the entrances to their burrows All these
signs according to the sage quoted. infallible
THE LUCKY PROPHET
See how they hang upon his words!
He called the turn.
They follow like flock OF birds.
He called the turn 49,
Hear how they say with deep regret:
Ia he a-cpuntin' money yet,
You called the turn
Note how he puffs and swelIs around
He called the
Tis bur times he hits the ground.
called the turn
Oh in this queer terrestrial plan.
Where is the pest more tiresome than
That aggravating, coCksure man
Who called the turI?
Louisville Courier Journal
The British War once seems to be as keen on
the military mustache it's red tape and
Irish officers have been lectured for their weakness
for being clean shaved. contrary to the Kings
regulations. This provision may be regarded as
merely sentimental one. but the further require
ment that ''the hair OF the head Is 10 be kept
short and whiskers. II worn. to be OF moderate
length" suggests practical considerations Shaggy
locks and patriarchal boards have proved highly
inconvenient things on the battlefield. Does not
history record that Alexander ordered the Mace
DOMAINS TO be shaved lest their boards should give
a handle 10 their enoiniosl feter the Great was
also q friend OF the BARRIERS. for he not only or
dered all ranks TO be shaven. but caused officers
TO go about TO cut of tho boards OF offenders by
force.
A married woman owned pet dog Of a partcu-
larly vicious temper It had even bitten her hus-
band on more than one occasion. At last, how
ever. tho dog disappeared
The husband offered a reward OF f2S for the
II thought" said friend to him. that you
Il do" the man admitted
why. then. do you offer such . large reward for
his returnr'
ITO please my wife
But you're foolish" said the other such
large will be- sure to bring back
NO" said the man with a knowing smile. you
sea I happen have learned that its dsad->
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