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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
A SHOCK.
Defrojt Free Prrss

Derro1t Free Press.
AT An unexpected interruptl..
after dinner speech ssna,1'
smiled. a
"These words" he said, "ssr..
confuse me. They come win 4
They come with shocs lIs
which n young girl OF Ibas
one night.
This young girl eat ID n, ,
With q novel. Her hair vaa r.
her feet were in red slippefaj <,
then, extending her WHIT a.,
yawued.
you see. it was very late n,
stairs In the parlor her oldsr IA
entertaining a young man. An
rally, felt n deep interest IN n
tainment. She was waiting
how It would terminate.
"And at last there was A sour
hall, n crash as of a closing A
1t was plain to the Impatient
the young man had gone. "a.
"She threw down her novel
ming forth, peered over the \,
down into the halls intense N
Well, Maude, she said, =
land him?'
There was no immediate
her question. There was a 4
peculiar silence, a silence w1t
tain strained quality in IL The
cullne voice replied;
She did"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
THE PASSING OF THE OREGON.
u,....xx no,,oc,,t md (,bronicley

Rochester Democrat bno SHtoHicies
How short Is the active life OF a snip
of the line" Is we'll illustrated by the
case of the battleship Oregon.
1t seems as If II were but yesterday
when the mighty Oregon &as so gem
orally regarded asa unit OF the Amerf-
can navy of such paramount Importance
that the Issue of the war with Spain
seemed to hang on the question whether
she could make her voyage around Cape
Horn safely and in time to join the At
lantio feet In battle with CerYera. The
progress OF her voyage was watched
eolieitously and great sigh Of relief
went up when, at last, her safe arrival
was reported. She distinguished herself
In the running fight off Santiago de
Cuba. Her war record made her the
most popular battleship I'M the navy.
and to this day she holds peculiar
place in popular esteem.
So the news that she is adjudCed
quasi obsolete and Is now on her way
home from Asiatic waters to take her
place in the second line OF defense. af-
ter undergoing repairs 40 extensive that
they Will probably occupy two years,
Will come with something Of shock
to the public. The statement that the
invincible oregon Is no longer At 10
meet tho battleshIps OF other Nations
nor worthy of place on the fighting
line Will rouse a popular feeling of all
most resentment. But II is true.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
Observer $ Observations
.,aarvo that money won't buy nreao
I observe .na na,,,t any bread to buy

,,at money won't buy Drea'
oose, w Isu't any bread 10 ouS'
"ne'e "a. in the history OF inc
That SO hns been able TO pripe
world no one nus
mature With money. atten-
That In the war oil ele,tis e,,a.,ontions,
tIon is paid to class n,,,,1r NJ
That in great disasters, 'ne se-ved with
human Kindness Is usua"'
the cream. a.,, runs UP
Tpot once In while ,dh ilas demon
AGAINST a proposition 49,, lent at I"
sfrates TO a certainty thal A ~ .re
rbo, there are always Sole s,n 81 ap-
rendy TO make merchan
others misfortune. ,.o noni-
That not all the bad are III aned .1 ia
tentinry nor all the defhs
hell t.a II is be-
rhot some people imagine II s.son
o.uoe they are so good Is W.
caiauities never overtake 'hei' -m
THAT Il is always wise 10 toae ,s nav
90 none of us knows Just "heh
have to be toted, EQUALS
That "coons" are almost tne a.,os
~ theIr white brethren when IL 'o''e'
| to boasting. +ha AL
rhot many people blame ,ne
| mighty with their own iooi" n-et
T,,at ,bey who take chances are prev
ty sure to kick when they lose =
That In many places respec'ao.ri.y e =
measured by the size OF the oank ~
count. a.a,.6,
That an earthquake doesn't destroy
| nronertv not found within its zone
ON ORTHOGRAFY.
obzerv that the turned pepl at ,,n. .ne
only oonz hoo ar aloud too spei oo'h'
| out rools.
Thai "chIknz KUN HON 100 roos.
when all thez reformrz get thar uoo|
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE =
Baltimore Sun.

Occasionally some foro,en ,,,.,,4
tions assert that there is such an ,,p
worthy thing as an American Ian
guase. Our slang phrases and o,,r
aialect stories worry them no i,ttfa
So Tar as dialect Is concerned we baWa
no advantage over our British bretbra,, rr.r .
Lney have novels written In a iarpon
wnleh no one not initiated into The
denied that the United States no Hot
tributed many "Americanis,ns" % et.'- t,.
language of John Bull. We are me ra
sourceful people, much given m invas
ton; and If VIC want a word that is nn,
IN the dictionary we do not hesifafn ioe te
com one, This may be In very haS
taste. nut we have great country ana
are a,n entitied 10 make occasional innoya-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
Short Sto,'
WHAT HE LooKrs

WHAT HE LooKEb |,
Frederick Starr. the auth,'''
the University of Chicago ~ .
ened a lecture on the A,r,.' T., '
a subject on Which he Is A. Y
with q pigmy anecdote
"A certain Englishma,m
Starr, brought a pirma y
VIII VIII him, and prG3Ae1s1 il = sa.'
NIUE ielis !" -" ,uc ianenssa
customs Of Great Brlta,n uase 4
"The pigmy got on "s...
showed a kindly dIspositIas
original Views. on au
"One day, as his tuto,
an elaborate toilet. the nt," @os
" All, lord, you look az s,ns sas
cock. 90 hns
Now, the pIgmy had 4
taught the meaning Of ths ss' z.
cock and his tutor snssl "
pleased. said: "p
" What do YOU know 4,
cocks, Mbomba| ae
Il saw one pulling us.s
cart this morning. Mbomhs : :
That was no peacock, ~
mule, you fool the tutor = !
grily. .
No can help said NboH,
is what you look like" !"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

pendous business and wealth, It's heavy
population, and It's short distances for
transmission, how would the matter
stand with Governmental telegUaphs In
this country, with its sparse popula-
tlon, comparatively, and the enormous
distances of transmisslon2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
WARFARE AGAINST DISEASE.
ChIcnRn TrItnine

Nothing could better illustrate the
typical aims and tests Of the present
age than the series of conferences be-
Ing held at the Municipal museum on
the prevention OF tuberculosis. They
harmonize With the saying that the
gauge of a civilization is Its death
rate. They are society's up-to-date
council of war. They are a part OF a
great international campaign, which
Is taking shape IN the occidental world
against a common enemy OF the race.
fellowmen, but disease.
Germany leads In this campaign,
largely because the workingmen's in,
surance system there brought homo to
the Nations intelligence the extent of
the enemy's havoc. Other Nations ha va
joined In the attack. Pasteur. for
France. left the declaration that All
parasitic diseases can be aboljsbea
England has renovated hundreds Of
acres OF city sluIns, and now the United
States Is taking It's place In the martial
alignment. MOL ''"i
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Knowing that some ladies did not
have their new spring clothes ready
last Sunday Prof, Hyatt must see that
ho should furnish fine weather at
church going timo today.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Former Superintendent Jones knows
how to sympathize with those who
have lost cherished household articles.
having beer deprived OF n few, him
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Heorlng that there is suffering In,
nan Fr1-lolsco. some brewers will per-
haps think they are doirg their share
20 relieve II by shipping out carloads
OF beer
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Having disposed OF the extra session
matter, the Governor can go ahead
with his regular work. such as disrupt
ing The National Guard.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

1t will be some time, undoubtedly, be-
fore any of the sufferers arc disposed
TO find fault with any of the bread be-
ing sent to them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
EXCUSE FOR STEALING.

novel excuse for stealing was v,yan
In Bucharest the other day A we,rer !
was charged with the larceny of tUaian
cases OF silver. Said the Judge: "Con,e
.sri ..rs US the truth" Said the woman
me ruin, my good Judge, Is that 7
nave not been able to resist the tamntat
tion. Consider. your HononStba, eap.a, a.,
bore my inltiaIsr' GIL
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
FROM THE JoKEMAKEN

Artist (tO landlord)-1 can
rent, but 1 can give you ot
vases as security.
Landlord-All right. I'll take \
you have not painted on them
lated for Tales from Familie-Jo9
What's this peculiar instra1
inquired the visitor. Ia
That" replied the manufaciu,
n table knife We've just iillea
order for a Chicago firm"
But what's the Idea In the
rim all around the blade?"
That's to keep peas and tnips]
rolling off."-Philadelphia Ledee'
See the girl. And the man
girl about to faint.
Docs the man catch her In me-
No the man does not catch he'
arms. or otherwise. ,.-]
Does the girl then fallf rJ
only her face. And great y
thereof.-Puck.
Mr.. Bilklns docking UP from Y
per)-The eminent physiclsh1
Greathead, says there is no exel]
conducive to health In woman ~
nary housework.
Mrs. Bilkins-Huh! III bet he
rled--T1t-Blts.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

When the Easter bills are presented.
collectors viii doubtless learn that quite
g. number have sent all their ready
money TO California. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

When Brother Smoot returns TO
Provo, his fellow citizen. Brother John
w. Taylor. can assure him sympa-
thetically that he knows what It is 10
be thrown out, -.,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

That great calamities cause the dis
play of much human nature is further
proved In San Francisco by the dlspo-
sIton Of many To rob
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Senator Shoots case Is TO be reported
in a few days. but in his! self f-sacrifcihg
way he will be willing to have, 1t set,
aside While there are other things to be
considered.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Brother Taylor has lost his apostle
ship, but he is Just as attentive to his
various families as II he were still a
good member OF the Twelve.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

It is claimed that the National Guard
has become too small, but the Governor
can show, for instance, that 1t has
more officers than are necessary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

In expressing sympathy for those
who may have friends suffering on the
coast, perhaps you have not thought
OF our Chinese residents.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION.
IN AdaInson In March ST Elcholaa

When j was just a tiny child
They say l used TO be quite wild
Sometimes, II seems I'd raise q row.
or course. I've learned much better now
But IL you'll promise not to tell,
Here's what they say / did once Well
A lady came TO Visit US
She was the kind that makes fuss
Shc patted my old foolish curle,
And said. II just love little girlsr'
I was ms mad as / could be!
| went outdoors and kicked a tree,
a PAGAN HYMN
Andrew Shaughnessy in Hnrper's Weekly
I'm weary OF strife and sin, God knows,
And the gray road beckons homo
To a Land Of Rest where the freed wind
Through the heart of the scented
gloan1.
There would duaff OF the Wine of slea1
And Law me down for q space
And list to the wide seas tender sweep
With the breath of God In my face
O. weary am of toll and haste,
OF spire and storied dome;
And I long for tho great seas desert
waste,
And the purple hills OF home
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Prohibitlonists will find 1t almost I'M
possible to be Mortified by the destruc-
tion of such very large number OF
saloons.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

VIII the defense of Mr.. Jones be-that
he did not take any articles from the
infrmary and that he has returned
them?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

1t being now clear that the end Of
the world is not at hand, people may
resume their spring work of yard
cleaning.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Doubtless the suffering In San Fran,
cisco Is teaching you that you nave hol
forgotten how to be sympathetic,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
JUST HAND IN LOT OF CA

JUST HAND IN LOT OF CA
New York Sun. ~
The etiquette of cards is comp
But the question had to be seti;;
mediately. as they had rung y
and the butler was approaching
Hand In a lot of cards. ~
do It," was the explanation
woman.
"Why?" was the hurried inQ1
well, IL you don't hand In el
she said. as her companion divs
Into her cardcase. they will y
don't know what is right Ii y
too many, however. they viii inp
YOU know better than they 90 81
there is some new style they havt'
nothing @hest. Hand him q lotl'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

In. the meantime. it may be we'll to
remember that there Is more or less
deprivation and suffering at home.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
Sunday, April 20, 1905

with two new homes In Provo, former
Apostle Taylor will be seen there ABOUT
ms often as at Pennington
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Gov. Cutler has decided that there Is
trouble enough, and VIII not call an
extra session OF the Legislature
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

fer OF troops from Fort Douglas. think
that the best thing the people OF Utah
can do is to forget IT,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22
GIVE THE YOUNG FOLks y
Losnn Republican.


A parent can do his boys an1
no greater service than TO teafn.
the dignity Of labor and Ger
ldleness. The boy who leafm @
makes the man who worn1 =
vaca tons from school, boys a1o
should not be forced Into drud!7|
reasonable employment may
them and they should be taueat
the work. Every boy and g
works enjoys the pleasures ths,
much more thoroughly than ~
who are idle all day. The IDLE %
girl find many hours that they
know how to put In pleasab!'
when pleasure comes along VI
scarcely In the frame Of MIND y
1t. 1t pays the boys and gris
busy just as it does men and won
ceaseless hunt for pleasure eltn'
not bring 1t at all, or else brines
felt of It. Give the boys and sll'
to do. teach them TO do -it wen
not be afraid to show your apP's
of work we'll done.
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tions and advertising and other buainees
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hshinE Company
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The Tribune In on snlo at all tho principal
news stands In the United States
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Members of tho Utah delegation. now
that It is too late to prevent the trans,
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Where The Tribune Is On Snle.

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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-04-22

Entered al the PostoG,ce OF salt Lake lily
as recond- Gloss matter.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-07-05
REMARKABLE FOREST.

Continued on page y.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-07-05
THE FOURTH IS HONORED|
Change Noted in the Manner of the Days OBJ
servance, and 1t Passes With an Absence Of
Noises That Is Grateful to Tired Nerves. but
With No Lessening OF the Patriotism OF the
People OF This American Town.

quiet July,
patriotism sening quantity Not ALL 1t merely that the
naional independence becoming
gradually
growing of hold
departments the end
like the risk old oned Fourth
Also Spanish war; nearly
pretty
did Lord North
old crank and George was German anyhow why should the
American nation grown up and in need asserting the fact
Europe
degenerate Don might out
ourselves the off
all which the the celebration of the
of American independence changing of which fact Honolulu had
demonstration yesterday The quiet Sabbath day.
spirits seeking their
saloons And that
who refuse to surrender their pOge of making noise any changing
Indeed change of
somewhat hardly the small boy The small boys main iea
with noise The small boys idea good things
is associated with noise No properly constituted sa boy enjoy
himself without Indeed when the small Quiet his and
guardians closely portent
Moreover small his brief
to
ton natal day shall be safe and sane and nearly possible noss
burn He celebrated ggieed
always boy today pioneer of the future time
Wherefore the small boy still ezos crackers
who be
and that for the bombs and things that heard short
7as all through the yeeraand through the night
i has been in
will be quietly observed
passing thereafter The tendency
will healhu
other places largely In oo
all
for dazzling
mmsntbu these things Were incidental and not the main of the
norl
mem must the worl that youth is lef ind
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-07-05
LITERARY EXERCISES
IN HONOR OF THEsDAY

man has a good voice and uses il to
advantage.
"Grandmother'S Story of Bunker
HILL a thoroughly patriotic and rous-
ing reading. was rendered by Miss Ray
Bell, preceded by the singing of ''Ameri-
ca in which all joined as they did also
in Hawaii Ponoi."
After the applause following Miss
Bells reading had Subsided, Compatriot
Jones. the chairman. related a story in
connection with the battle of Bunker
Hill and apropos of the t'Bystander's'
reference to the battle some weeks
since.
An English visitor. who was being
shown the Bunker Hill monument, took
occasion to remark: This is where we
beat you. is it not?" Whereupon his
Yankee guide answered: Yes but
who's got the hill now?" Compatriot
Jones also remarked that his great
grandfather was shingling a house in
New Hampshire when the first shot
was fired.
The address of the evening. "The
Course of Empire" was delivered by
Rev. Mr. sylvester. the address being
literally punctuated by the rattle of
frecrackers and the crashing of bombs
in the streets below.
In introducing the speaker of the
evening Mr.. Jones said that Mr. Syl-
vester was genuine bean-eating
Yankee. straight from New England.
When coming to Honolulu he had been
preceded by letters from leading men
in many denominations in the East,
who spoke of him as a leader, a seer
Continued on page y.
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The broader destinies of America
factor making for universal peace, We're
the ideas brought to the front at the
patriotic exercises last night, held un-
der the auspices of the Sons of the
American Revolution. The address
given by Rev. J. Walter sylvester was
a looking forward to greater things
more than a retrospect of the great
things of the past though the oldtime
Fourth of July flavor was supplied in
the opening readings and addresses.
It was large and representative
gathering which thronged the roof gar
den of the Young Hotel and overfiowed
in the parlors at either end. The dais
for the speakers, at the makai end of
the garden. faced the initials of the or
der blazing in red, white and blue in
candescents at the mauka end. The
garden itself was brilliant with numer-
Gus lights of the national colors, and
the speakers stand was draped with the
Stars and Stripes.
The exercises opened with a stirring
address by Compatriot P. C. Jones.
which was followed by the glee club.
led by Madame Alapai, in Columbia,
the Gem of the Ocean
/ Master Richard n. Mossman read the
Declaration of Independence in splen-
did style. Though young, Master Moss
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ROJESTVENSKY TAKES
ALL BLAME FOR DEFEAT
CRONSTADT, July 5-Admira1 Roestvensky has pleaded
guilty before Martial all blame his
the Japanese The taking testimony the
will probably require several days


Admiral man defeated
in
overheard hauling down their flags
disabled eude Japanese feet
Tsushima island
bu in
ships
in
misleading intelligence
ormation andin