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TRY gosso's> CREAM. PHONE 1926.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
ENGLISH ETCHINGS.

A Quack Cancer cure sold in Eng
land ut S. bottle proved to contain
material worth at most cents.
The city of London. the mile square
municipality in which the bulk Of Lon
don's financial and wholesale business
is done, is likely soon to suppress all
kinds of street trading.
In an English suit at law a dog is ce-
scribed as a necessary fitting or utensil.
Plaintiff bought fish shop Of defend
ant, who failed to throw In" the shop
dog when the transfer was made.
Kentish farmers say that the heads
Of young hop vine are superior substl-
tute for asparagus. In the country dis
tricts Of Kent hop heads are largely
eaten when in the early part Of the sea-
son the superfuous shoots are cut
away from the plants.
There is a temperance movement IN
England which has taken for itself the
remarkable name of the "Semiteetotal
Pledge association" The pledge Its
members take is as follows: II solemn
ly undertake to abstain from all intox-
icating drinks except at my midday
and evening meals"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
STATE BOARD WILL HOLD A sES-
SION IN WALLA WALLA TO-
MORROW.
piled for Permits to Follow Trade
Of Barbering.

If there is any person in Walla Wal
la who has not the price for a haircut
and a shave, that individual will have
an opportunity of securing them to-
morrow free of cost by applying at
Schiffner's barber shop. This after
noon the members of the state bar
bers' examining board arrived in
Walla Walla for the purpose of testing
the ability Of about Is persons who
have applied to the board for certif1-
Gates certifying that they are qualified
to follow the trade of barbering in
the state of Washington. The exami-
nations will be taken up tomorrow
morning and the work of the appli-
cants will be closely watched by the
board, which is composed of Henry
Schaller, president; Cary Koch, secre-
tary and C. w. Whistler, treasurer
Eighteen applications nave been filed
with the board by persons residing in
Walla Walla, Dayton, Waitsburg, Pres
colt, Pomeroy and several other small
towns in this section of the country
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
DEALINGS IN Dirt,

Thomas MosgrOve and wife to Ev-
erard Meyer, deed, lot in block 8
of WATERFOWL, $3.50.
William M. Comstock to Albert l.
Drescher, deed, lot of block OF
Cass' addition to Walla Walla, s125.
w. p Williams to Archelaus Collard
assignment Of agreement, NEA and
..1aof SEA of Sec. 10, T. s, R. "a, and
NWA and SWA of Sec. Z, T. s, R
s5, s5O66.
Lillian E. Cass to William M. Com
stock, deed. lot 8, block 4, of Cass' ad-
dition to Walla Walla, SIS.
Pacific Coast company to James T.
Pratner deed, lots and 9, block %
town of Prescott. $40.
Rufus Clapp and wife to James
T. Prather, deed, lot 10, block %, town
of Prescott, $780,
Leila G. Carlyle and husband to
Edward Anderson, deed, part lots I
and 2, and all of lot g. and part lot T.
block 2. Chapman & Boyers' addition
to Walla Walla, 81.
Luther M. Probart to James S.
Boucher, deed, lots and 10, block s.
Shauble's addition to Walla Walla, al
so SWA of Sec. 2, T. s, R. "a, $500.
Lucie Isaacs to Norman F. Butler
deed, part of lot 1 and all of lots 2. 3
and 4, block 1, Brookside Park addi-
ton. $500.
Lucie Isaacs to Elinor A. Butler
deed, part lot 1. block 1, Brookside
Park addition to Walla Walla, $500.
Charles w. Mexican and wife to A
r. Burford, deed, part tract in block
%, Roberts addition to Walla Walla
81.
William Folders and wife to c. =
Middleton and r. L. Hayden, lot 8
block 5, Bruces third addition to
Waitsburg, s400.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
UNION LABOR CHAMPION WAS IN
AUGURATED AGAIN THIS
MORNING.
He Made Hot Speech Scoring the
Newspapers That Opposed His
Reelection.

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. S.-For the
first time in the history of any large
American city, San Francisco today
commenced two-years' union labor
administration. Absolutely every city
and county office and all the appoint
ments hereunder from the commits
sioners are union labor men or union
labor sympathizers. This is Mayor
Schmidt's third term, upon which he
entered at noon, when he presented his
annual message, in which he made q
bitter attack upon those newspapers
that opposed his reelection and in
which he favored city ownership OF
the water supply, operation of the
Geary street railroad by the city, new
schools, Improvements in the streets,
sewers, etc.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
GOVERNOR MEAD HAS REVOKED
PAPERS OF LAWYERS CON-
vIcTED OF CRIMES.
Two Spokane Lawyers Directed e
Turn Over Their NotariaI Commits
sions at Once.

Governor Mead has revoked the
commissions of James Hopkins anu
w. II. Maloney of Spokane, who have
been convicted in the United States
court in that city Of penslo ntrauds.
Hopkins was appointed notary public
June 5. 1905, and December IL, 1905,
was convicted and fined $25 for max
ing false jurats to pension papers. Ma
loney was appointed April rs, 1892. and
January 1906, was convicted Of pro-
curing forged and fictitious signatures
to pension affidavits and sentenced to
three months imprisonment and to
pay a fine of $25.
In each case the governor removes
the notary from office and commands
him within three months to deposit
all his records and papers as notary
with the clerk of the Epokane county
superior court
James Hopkins, like w. A. Lewis,
another Spokane lawyer now serving
time in the Walla Walla penitentiary,
is still a member in good standing OF
the state bar, So far as the records OF
the supreme court show. But If either
of these lawyers attempt to secure
certificate from this court on which to
make application to practice In an
other state, Clerk c. S. Remnant says
he will refuse to issue such certificate.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
JEROME FAILED TO ARRIVE
NOTED LECTURER MISSED TRAIN
CONNECTIONS NOT APP
PEAR TONIGHT.

Jerome K. Jerome, the great English
humorist, will not be mere tonight. His
train from the east arrived in Pendle-
ton two hours after the Pendleton-Spo-
kane local left for Walla Walla. He
was to have appeared tonight in Whit
man chapel under the auspices of the
associated students and ever since the
IL o'clock train failed to bring him
into town as scheduled, President
Sutherland has been trying to reach
him at Pendleton and on westbound
No. 1, but so far without success. 1t
is hoped that it may be possible to get
Jerome and Loomis to fill the appoint
ment at later date. Announcements
will be made later.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
lTTLE MAID AND HER LAUGH

Here Is a problem too deep for me.
And over by 1t must puzzled be
Unless somebody more wise than
Will kindly arise and name its why.
A dear little maid know,
Whose laughter is so gay
I'm sure the music of its note
Would cheer the dreariest day.
More sweet than any song
That music seems to me
Whene' er hear the maiden's laugh:
He he he he he he!
He he he he he he!
Oh. he he he he he!
He he he he!
Oh, my, he he!
OF course the laughter shows her glee,
But why not vary that he he?
All other folk know
Do vary daughters f1ow
Sometimes they chortle ha ha hal
And yet again no no!
But, though this little maid
May laugh in many key,
Her word of bliss is aye the same:
He he he he he he!
He he he he he he!
Oh. dear. he he he he!
Oh, he he he!
He he he he!
He he he he he he!
OF course her daughters dear to me,
But why not vary that he he?
Then kindly solve this problem for me
And tell why the maid laughs he he
he!
And. while you're about It. won't you
say
Why most Of the girls do laugh that
way7
San Francisco Call.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
THE COOKBOOK.

If fish and oysters are rolled In corn
meal before frying they will fry brown
and crisp.
To prevent suet from sticking to the
lnife when chopping sprinkle it with
little ground rice.
Slices Of cheese can be made to re-
tain their freshness by brushing them
with thin layer of butter.
Boiled meat used in making soups is
often tasteless and dry. If left in the
soup overnight the juices will return to
It. and the meat will thus be rendered
both palatable and nutritious.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
An Eaaav ON Habit.

The school visitor in New England
town, an elderly man, offered prize
for the best composition on How to
Overcome Habit" to be written in five
minutes.
When the compositions were read the
following, handed in by lad Of ten
years, was declared the prize winner:
Habit is hard to overcome. If you
take off the first letter it doesn't change
'a-bit.' Take off another letter, and still
you have a bit left. Take off another
letter, and the whole Of it remains. If
you take off another, it is not all used
up, all Of which goes to show that If
you want to get rid Of habit you
must throw it off altogether. "-Lippin.
colts MAGAZINE
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
PLUMBER GANDERS' STORE OF
REVOLvERS AND AMMUNI-
TON SATURDAY NIGHT.
Smashed in Rear Window and Crawled
Through-Seen as They Emerged
From Store.

F. E. Gamblers bicycle store at IS
East Main street was robbed of three
revolvers, several boxes of cartridges
several razors and knives, valued at
$35, by two enterprising thieves who
broke out a window glass in the rear
of the store late Saturday night
crawled through over big lathe and
helped themselves to such goods as
took their fancy. Just as the men
emerged from the store they were seen
by August Babe, proprietor Of the
Lucky Strike cigar store next door
who gave the alarm. The thieves took
to their heels and fled down Rose
street, where they disappeared.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
SCARCITY OF COAL FOR FUEL
LOCAL DEALERS ARE UNABLE TO
SUPPLY THE DEMAND IN
WALLA WAlLA.

There is another coal famine in
Walla Walla and, according to local
dealers, there is no prospect of it be-
ing relieved for the next 10 days. The
dealers claim that they are unable to
secure a supply on account Of the
shortage of cars. During the last
week several carloads were received,
but the coal was used to supply stand
were made during the summer. Very
little of the fuel was sold to families
during the week and it now looks as
though wood will have to be used for
some time for both heating and cook
ing purposes.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
Gov. Folks Statement,

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo-. Jan. S.-Goy
Felix says: States Attorney Hadley
has my neartiest support in the Stand
ard Oil Investigations. The more sue
cess he gains the better and all Mis-
sourians will be pleased"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08

When ex-President Cleveland's son
Richard was about five years old the
stork brought another son to the Cleve-
land family. Dick was told Of the ar
rival Of little brother, and he was
very curious to see him. Mr.. Cleve-
land took the first opportunity to graf
ify the lads curiosity. Dick gazed at
the bit of red humanity for quite
awhile, and then, with great serious
ness, he looked up into his fathers face
and said, Pop, he'd make first rate
bait, wouldn't heT'-Lippincott's Mag
azine
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
SMASHED THE WINDOW PANE
DRUNKEN MAN TRIED TO WRECK
SMALL RESTAURANT ON
FOURTH STREET.

After eating meal worth so cents
and refusing to pay but half that
amount, Hal Pallard was thrown out
of a small restaurant on Fourth street
this morning. Pallard did not appre-
ciate the way in which he was elected
from the eating house and proceeded
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
Bio Money in Glucose.

NEW YORK, Jan. S.-A glucose COM
bination official announced this morn
ing that the annual product of the re-
filming company is worth sS0.o00,000 E.
T. Bedford is president of the trust.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08

to get revenge by breaking one of the
window panes with his fist. AS re-
suit he sustained several severe cuts
on his right hand. The police were
called and Pallard was arrested by
en- to Jail. Pallard was intoxicated
and was hardly able to stand alone.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
Part of the Game.

Mamma" said little Willie, 81 gave
Freddie my apple to hold while was
fixing to play a game, and he ate
it up"
cav, mamma" replied Freddie, that
was part of the game. We was playin'
life insurance. Willie was the policy
holder"-Kansas City Times.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
HOLD JOINT INSTALLATION
WoRKMEN AND DEGREE OF HON.
OR ARE PREPARING FOR BIG
TIME TONIGHT.

The members of local lodge Ancient
Order of United Workmen and the
Degree of Honor, the auxiliary organi-
zation, are preparing for big time at
their hall in the Odd Fellows hall on
Main street tonight. According to the
program arranged there will be a joint
installation of the officers of the two
lodges. The installing officer will be
DR.. W. E. Russell, past grand master,
who will be assisted by several
past masters Following the installa-
ton ceremonies a banquet will be
served, after which toasts will be re-
sponded to by prominent members o.
the lodges.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
FfdO Didn't Like II.

"Gran'ma, did you like that piece Of
candy gave your" asked loving little
Dotty.
why, yes, darling" said grandma.
ut was very NICE 1 liked it."
''Fido didn't, gran'ma. He spit 1t
out twice"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08

The Primitive Way.
"Abel," cried Cain haughtily, you
insult me by this 'holier than thou at
titude."
And as his code Of honor left him no
alternative he promptly knocked his
brother In the head.-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08

krirht Thoughts From the Lips "
Twentieth Century Tots.
Small Margie. seeing gentleman
with large chrysanthemum IN nis
buttonhole passing by, exclaimed, "OD1
mamma, look what big Christmas
anthem that mans got!'
Teacher-Now, Tommy, can you tel
me how many make thousahu!
Tommy-Ten hundred.
Teacher-That's right. Now, Johnny,
tell me how many make million.
Johnny-About one in a million,
guess.
Bessie Jagged FOUR Mamma, does
folks marry in heaven?
Mamma The good book says not
dear.
Bessie-And do they marry 1n-in
the other place?
Mammal presume not
Bessie-Then I'm going to stay Oh
earth.
New Minister-And what are you go.
ing to be when you grow up, my boy!
Harry-A great surgeon, like my Ia
Their.
New Minister-So your father Is
great surgeon, is he?
Harry-You bet he Is. Why, only
last week he saved the life Of man
who was fatally injured in railway
wreck.-DetrOit Tribune.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08

Prudent Aunt-You should not be in
TOO big a hurry selecting a husband,
nv dear. l don't think much Of the
Young men Of today.
Ethel-Yes, but many a girl remains
single all her life by waiting for the
voung men Of tomorrOw.-Detroit Trib-
une.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
Self Evident.

Sell EV10cnts
"strange how girl will marry man
she doesn't know"
"What makes you believe she didn't
know himw
~She married him."-H0uston Post.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
Costly Fire in Des Moines

DES MONIES, Iowa, Jan. Sire
this morning caused 100000 loss to
the Marquandt bank and adjoining
buildings
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08
REVENUES FALL BEH|N[
STATE EXPENDITURES IN DE-
BY $500

The revenues Of the general fund
of the state did not equal the expendi-
lures during the month of December by
$4,000, according to the financial state
ment of the state auditor. This is in
spite of the fact that remittances from
the several counties for the last half
of 1906 taxes were unusually large.
The overdraft on the general fund is
now over $4,000, as against $4,000
December 1.
The report indicates that the receipts
will not equal the expenditures for
some months to come-at least not
until May, when the first half of 1906
taxes will be received by the state
treasurer.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08

Not a Favorite.
Mr.. Nocash-Your daughter is of ma
ture age. Why do you wish our mar
rage POSTPONED three years?
Old Gentleman-One or the other Of
you may die before that time.-New
York Weekly.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-01-08

waiter, this steak is wretched! /
don't see how you could recommend ts
to me!'
"Well, you see, II it had been left
over I should have had tc eat it for
supperw-Fliegende Blatter.
And He Would Use 1t.
Hewitt-Have you anything laid aside
for a rainy day?
Jewett-Yes; a gun for the man that
steals nv umbre.laI-Baltimore News.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-02-02
EDITORIAL

The letter of Mr.. Todd, which at
the time of its receipt somewhat
frightened the temporary directors
of the Legue of Municipalities, has
told us something of the projected
bill of Mr.. Foraker, which though
absolutely unknown in Porto Rico
has not prevented the author from
being warmly felicitated.
AT last we know something abont
this portentous bill whose title here
tofore has been the only thing with
which we are familiar, and which
produced various and distinct i'm
pressions in the colony.
We now know officially, from Sen
ator Foraker himself. that the citiz-
enship asked for Portoriacans is not
American citizenship in all its COM
pletencss.
Things have turned out as we
prosphesied and suspected they wo-
uld. Our fatal presentim have
been confirmed
The opinion of Mr.. Foraker is
precisely the same as that of Mr.
Roosevelt.
The Senator from Ohio and the
President think alike. a
Beyond doubt Senator Foraker
ought to be the First Magistrate of
the Nation
Judging from the letter of the Ma
yor of San Juan, the bill for citizen
ship is inspired in the part of the
Presidential message referring to
us.
American citizenship placed in ca
ricature, for we are offered only the
name, particular kind, the mere I'll
tie; ard nothing is said about refor-
ming the regime, which in the OPT
Mon Of its author shonld remain as
it is; he thinks that the United Sta
tes can follow in the foot-ste of
England; which governs it's colonies
by special laws the citizens of which
are English subjects and citizens.
The citizenship, which might be
termed Foraker-like the Organic
Act-does not mean a real, absolute
and effective entrance into the Anne
rican Union.
The colony would continue being
colony. Mr.. Foraker has said as
much; this Senator from Ohio, to
whom through a courtesy difficult to
comprehend, is given the honor of
taking the initiative in the American
Senate on all matters pertaining to
the forgotten Island.
Porto Rico is a colony, and it will
continue being a colony in spite of
citizenship.
The United States may initiate
England, which governs its colonies
by special laws, and recognizes it's
colonial subjects as English citizens.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-02-02
FL ENTIERRO DE- la SENORIYA
ACEVEDO

A pesar de no haberse distribuido.
por la premura del tempo, las invi-
taciones de rigor, una numerosa V
selecta concurrencia asisti6 al entie-
rro de la buena y distinguida sefIori-
ia ClOtllde Acevedo.
A las diez de la mafIana de aver.
el CAIRO f6nebre que conducla el ca
daver de la malograda Mira, pasaba
entire la multitud agolpada en- las
GALES, para rendir el 1ltimo tribute
de carifIo la estimada amiga que
acaba de despedirse para siempre
de este mundo de miSerias des-
engaflos
El cocheIfdnebre iba materialmen-
te cubierto de flores, Y detras, un CRU
po de bellas nifIas, llevando Ell velo Y
la corona de azahares con que ador-
nan sus sienes las vfrgenes, caminaba
a dar el 1ltimo adios ST. apreciadi-
sima amiga. Muchos ojos Sc LENA
ban de lagrimas.
Ell sefior Cruz Castro, en- breves y
expresivas frases, despidi6 el duelo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-02-02

The letter of Mr.. Todd to the Lea
que of municipalities confirms as
our readers have doubtless noted
many of our pessimistic prophecies.
The talk about citizenship is moth
ling more than the continuation of
|clever means to an end in which is
INSPIRED the American colonial poll
cy used for political purposes during
the session of the present Congress.
With trimmings and everything.
|Senator Foraker has not dared to
|promise that citizenship will be gran
ted during the present session of
Congress-
Neither does he concede any re
forms in the Organic Act It's author
persists in defending it.
Officially, administratively, it is ca
pable of being democratized. In the
vacancies which have occurred and
which may occur in the Executive
Council, Portoricans have been and
may be chosen to fill the places: pro-
viding they demonstrate their com
potency. All the councillors may be
Portoricans with the exception of the
Secretary, who must be continental
as he fills the place of Governor in
the absence of that functionary.
The Interpretation of the Foraker
Act, now made by the people in the
mother country, is the same as the
one held for some time by the BOLE-
TIN, but Notwithstanding this, The alb
surd refrain is chanted about prepara-
Ition;it is necessary for us to prove our
capacity and sufficiency, proofs which
are not demanded Of the continentals,
whose frequent errors and mont
mental blunders and stupidities we
are to be called upon to endure for
no one knows how much longer.
The declarations of Mr.. Foraker
could not be more deceiving. The
colonial policy is not going to be
changed; it is to continue in its un-
.certain and destructive march, in
planting in every one feeling of
unrest and hostility.
The remarks of Mr.. Foraker are
deeply expressive, so involved and
hidden is his meaning that no one
can quite comprehend it.
NOW, all that IS lacking is the rap
turous applause and adulation of our
gifted orators, new manifestation
OF their imaginative powers express
Sed in another cablegram of felic it9-
tion to Mr.. Foraker for his matchless
consideration in deigning to inter
pret the Organic Act in way which
lessons, in measure, its mogrebinO
feudalism.
We offer this as a suggestion to
certain 0pportunists who are always
on the lookout for a chance to offer
congratulations and fluctuations.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1906-02-02
Session del AyuntamientO

Aver celebro session el Ayun-
tamiento de San Juan:
ConCurTieron al actO, los Sc
flores: Presidente p. S., Salas;
Concejales: Amador, Fald, Vaz-
quez, Ramirez, Rosario, Pania-
qua, Daubon, Ponce.
Dejaron de asietir, los seno-
res Rodriguez Sierra, Rivero,
Vinas, Planas y Guillermety;
este 1ltimo por enfermedad.
Sc lego y aprobo el acta de la
session anterior.
Acepta el Concejo el informe
de la Comision de Fomento en-
que presta su conformidad con
el del Ingeniero Inspector de
Obras Publicas Municipales, en-
la concession que solicita el CO.
lector de Aduanas de San Juan
para ampliar el Tinglado de-
muelle, bajo la condicion de
que Sc lleve a efecto la obra
en- la forma propuesta por di-
cho Inspector y teniendo antes
conocimiento la Corporation de
quien es la persona 8 entidac
con quien ha de entenderse Ia
administrator en- este case.
Sc entera Ell Concejo del acuer
do tornado por el Concejo Mu-
nicipal de Utuado, oponiendose
q que sc convierta en- Ley eT
Puerto Rico, I'm Bill ostable
ciendo Ell sistema de Condaaol
G.. csta Isla.