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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03
RIVAL REPUB-
LICAN FARMERS,

Private Secretary Loeb, who is gen.
eral factotum at Oyster Bay, is a
faithful worker for his strenuous chief.
He keeps his ear to the ground quite
as closely as Mr.. Roosevelt does and
keeps track of the subterfuges and
lodges of the rival Republican states
men and does not intend they shall
outdo, or attract more attention than
his master does. This keeps Loeb
busy, for the wiley ways of Fairbanks,
Cannon, Shaw and the less known can
didates for the Republican nomination
for president, require an active and
fertile brain to cope with them. Loeb
had noticed that farmer Fairbanks
had been publishing the fact that he
was getting in his hay crop and not
to allow his master to be outdone, he
descended to subterfuge. He put up
Il job with Old Noah who cuts the
grass at Sycamore Hill to await the
appearance of storm before attempt
ing to ''put hay in the barn. and
then point out to the President the
danger of the hay getting wet unless
help was furnished forth with. Noah's
appeal to Mr. Roosevelt was promptly
met and the diplomatic Loeb had the
camera man take II snapshot of the
President saving his hay, in case some
doubling friends of rival candidates
should attempt to prove that Crosse
welt is no farmer" Loeb's literary
bureaui did the rest and the correspon-
dents were all furnished with mani
fold copies describing how Teddy got
in his hay b'gosh.
The next move of Fairbanks or
Cannon to corral the bucolic vote is
awaited with interest.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03
WHEN RICHES
FLY AWAY.

Riches in these days not only take
to themselves wings and fly away,
but they get up and scoot with the
speed Of ord-breaking automobiles.
A concern, incorporated only some
eighteen months ago, with capital
stock stated at half million dollars,
has disappeared from Wall street like
a Whit of cigar smoke in December
gale. F. X. Fish, Jr., & Co., In
corporated, was the style of the firm
upon which the sheriff received an at
tachment to the amount of some thir-
teen hundred dollars. He easily
found the Office Of the corporation,
but was informed that the furniture
therein belonged to another company.
The bank with which the vanished
corporation had done business had a
balance of twenty cents to hand over
to the sheriff, and the creditor had to
be content with that.
Now this was somewhat startling
for the thirteen hundred dollar party,
but it is only more picturesque ex-
ample of what is happening all the
time, and of what will continue to
happen as long as there are trusting
i folk anxious to risk what money they
have in getting quickly wealth that
| they could not take care of.
There will always be foxes to catch
geese. 1t is pity that it should be
/ so. 1t would be a great deal pleasant
er if the foxes could all be shepherd
dogs and the geese wise and dignified
turkeys; but we must take the world
as we find it; and that being so, and
geese being more valuable to the COM
munity than foxes, it would be well
to guard against such foxy business
as we find exemplifed in the above
cited disappearance of a half million
dollar corporation.
The state authorities should pay
some little attention to parties taking
out articles of Incorporation; should
inspect them occasionally, and see
that their resources are more readily
available, and less liable to evapora-
ton than in the case stated.
But first we must have the right
kind of state authorities.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03
A COMPLI-
GATED TANGLE.

The Express companies have such
a complicated tangle of tariffs under
which they have been plundering the
public, that they have requested of
the Interstate Commerce Commission
an extension of time in which to pre-
pare rate schedules for publication
under the new law. As the express
companies have been charging call
the traffic will bear" in most cases
and little more than it would bear
in many transactions, you now have
an opportunity to obtain more just
charges by appealing to the Com
mission.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03
pENNSYLvAN|A
/ RAILROAD
Schedule in Effect May 27, 1906

Trains leave South Danvie as follows:
FOR Catawissa, East Bloomsburg, Nescopeck,
Nanticoke, Wilkes-Barre, Pittston, Scran-
ton and intermediate stations, iii a. m,
~ and 5.5O p. m. week days, and l0l7 a. M
daily. " '''
For Sunbury and intermediate stations 900
n. m. and 1.5l p m. weekdays, and 43l d. m
dally. For Sunbury only, 1910 p. m. week
days.
For Pottsvlle, Reading and Philadelphia.
al and lOl7 n. m and 2.2l p. m. weekdays
For ii Gleton, III and l0.I7 a. M, 22l and $50
p. m. weekdays.
For Lewisburg, Willamsport. and Lock
Haven, 800 a. M, II. 10 and I.3l p. IN, week.
days; i.3l p. m. Sunday for Williamsport
andlntermediaet stations, 7.jl p. m, week.
days. '
For Belefonte, Tyrone, Philipsburg, Clear
held, and Pittsburgh, 800 "A. M, and l2lU p.
IN. weekdays.
For Harrisburg and intermediate stations 900
a. m, l2.lO, l.3l, and 7.5l p. M, weekdays;
4.3l p. m., Sundays
For philadelphia (via Harrisburg Baltimore.
and Washington, 800 a. M, r. TO- IM and
7.5l p. m, weekdays i.3l SUNDAYS u, m.
FOR Plttsburg (via Harrisburg 800 a. m
III, ana 1.5l p. m, weekdays; 4.3l y. M
sundays; via Lewistown Junction) 300 a.
m, ana l2.lO p. M, weekdays; (vfa Lock
HAVEN $50 Al. M, and II 10 p. m, weekdays.
agents.
W, W. ATTERBURY, j. r. WOOD,
General Manager. Pass'r Traffic Mgr
GEO. W. BOYD General Pass'r Agt.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03
ADVICE TO
YOUNG MEN.

"Young men keep out of politics" "
says Senator Platt. That advice
would be all right if Senator Platt
had said: keep out Republican ma
chine politics, which are rotten to the
core. Every citizen of Republic
should take enough interest in poll
tics to investigate the policies of part.
les and vote-always vote according
to the result of his investigations.
Young men especially should take an
interest in politics, for it is upon the
young men of today that the govern
ment of the Republic will rest tomor-
row. Some young man of today
will be, in few years, president of
this country, or he will be Senator, or
Congressman, or governor of his
state, What would happen if the
young men of the country "keep out
of politics ?" Young men should in
vestigate how the so-called Republi-
can policy of protection that Platt
and the other Republican leaders
stand for, taxes them for the benefit
of protected interests. Young men
should know why the cost of living is
so GREATS per cent. higher than
when the present tariff law was en-
acted-and their salaries have not in
creased in like proportion. Young
men should inquire why they are COM
PEELED to continue in the employment
of others all their lives instead of as
formerly looking forward to be their
own masters. 1t is not to the inter-
est of Senator Platt or the Republican
leaders that young men investigate
the plundering system that the Re-
publican party stands for, therefore
they say keep out Of politics.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

ATTORNEY GENERAL MOODY
has been forced to admit that Judge
Parker's contention that all the laws
under which the federal government
has prosecuted the trusts and corpora
tions existed prior to 1904. Will
President Roosevelt and Secretary
Cortelyou also acknowledge that
Judge Parker is right, or will they
still deny it as was the case about his
other charge that the corporations
were contributing to the Roosevelt
campaign fund in 1904, which has
also been proven, but never acknow-
lodged
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

SENATOR LODGE called it Gun
important giving testimony before
the Grand Jury in the case against
his private secretary for the larceny
of money paid for the Republican
campaign fund. The voters, how
ever, may view the matter as import
ant enough to defeat the Lodge Re-
publican machine, for in this case the
promise was made in return for the
donation that the donor was to re-
ceive a consular appointment. 1t
would seem that some people believed
that offices could be purchased and
that Senator Lodge was the man to
deliver the goods.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

SENATOR WARNER and Con-
gresham Ellis are telling the people
of Missouri that Congress at its next
session will give revision of the tariff
its earnest consideration. Will these
two innocent Republican ducklings
explain how the tariff could be revis-
ed at short session of Congress
The Protective Tariff League will be
after their scalps ifthey talk that way.
Don't these "kid congressman" know
that the Republican program is to
stand pat
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

-THosE Latin American countr-
les, which occasionally indulge in re-
volutions, should remember that Sec
retary Root, who is now in their vic
Unity, has the "big stick" with him
and battle ship to back it up. This
new style of diplomacy has not been
ratified by the United States Senate,
but any thing goes with the present
strenuous Administration.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03
EMERY'S PLATFORM
The Fusion Candidate Accepts the
Nomination.
4 RINGING DECLARATION

the Lincoln candidate
punishment
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

Now that the President has $25,-
600 to spend for travelling the railroad
agents are enticing him with all kinds
of tales about bears and other game
in far distant states. Last year when
they had to carry him on free pass,
they reported but little game and that
very wild and uncomeat- liable.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

THE Republican brethren do not
seem to dwell together in unity these
days. They are talking of calling
out the troops to preserve order at the
Iowa Republican convention. Let
squabbles continue and honest Demo-
Gratis will get their dues.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

The Maryland terrapin trust has
had a bad jolt in Pennsylvania, where
the Attorney general has decided that
swapping turtle is not terrapin. Thus
is public opinion, even in that trust
ridden state, compelling Republican
officials to discover that trusts exist.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

REPUBLICAN bluff works first rate
in political matters, sometimes, but
somehow it does not seem to "make
the dirt fly" at Panama.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03

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Rates of advertising made known on ap-
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THE INTELLIGENCER,
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Single Fare to fiazIeton.

And return via Pennsylvania Rail
road, account Old Home Week.
Tickets sold July 80 to August 5,
good returning until August 6. Con-
suit Ticket Agents.
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A DMINIsTRAToRs NOTICE

Estate of Eiiie-J Arnwne, late of West
llcmlock township, deceased.
Letters of administration upon the estate
of Ellie j. Arnwlne late of West Hrmlock
township, Montour County, State of PENN
sylvania, having been granted by the Reg
lister of Montour County To the undersigned,
all persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make payment, and those having
claims TO pres mt the same without delay to
GEo. ID. ARNwISE, Buckhorn, Pa.
CHAS. =. ARNwINE,
Route 3, Danville. Pa.
or to Adminis rators
CHARLES V. AMERMAS. Danville. Pa.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-08-03
EXECUTRIX'S NOTICE.

EtXECUTRIX'S NOTICE.
Estate Of Henry Reynolds, Late Of -4nttony
1ownship, Montow County, Pennsyi-
rdnid- Deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that letters testa-
mentary ON the above estate having been
granted to the undersigned, all persons In
debted to said estate are requested to make
payment, and those having claims or de
mands against the said estate to present the
same, without delay to
ANNA S. REYNOLDS,
Administrators.
Exchange, Pa
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lar general character, would resolve
doubts which unsettle the Judgment OF
legislators, and remove important 10.
sues from the sphere Of pernicious In.
fluences.
The triumph Of our cause will save
Pennsylvania from ever again suffer-
ing the humiliation of the taunt that
men known to be guilty Of robbing the
public cannot be punished.
In accepting the standard you have
committed to me, l dedicate to the
cause of the people whatever talent
and energy l possess.
Thirty or more years of my life
have spent in battling for civil rights
and for the dignity and honor of the
state. If I can bequeath heritage of
duty faithfully performed, II 1 can
strengthen the faith of the rising gen.
Grafton in the honesty and trustworthi-
ness Of public servants, II ! can help
to demonstrate that government by the
people is not impossible, II l can leave
to the state the record of clean ad-
ministration, characterized by high
ambition to safeguard popular rights
and interests, my life will be crowned
as ] wish 1t to be crowned.
1t will give me pleasure to meet you
and the committees of your conven-
tions. / suggest Tuesday, the 2Sth day
of August, and the city of Pittsburg,
as time and place that may be con-
venient for the meeting which you pro-
pose; when the issues before the people
of Pennsylvania and our opportunities,
duties and responsibilities in regard
thereto may be discussed.
With great respect and appreciation,
am
Sincerely yours.
LEWIS EMERY, JR.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-05-06
~. anme on The s,ie.

A traveller on the upper Nile gives
this picture Of big game that abounds
there: "Of wild animals elephants take
the first place; there are enormous
herds Of them, and the ivory Is of tho
greatest size. A pig herd wnndera
down from the tanks of Elgon and
uses remarkable elephant road, which
Is apparently used only during the sea.
son Of migration. This herd frequently
crosses the Nile Mt the southern end OF
the lake-like extension near WadelaL
Hippopotnmi come next in size md are
to be found in countless numbers in
the Nile. When the tributary rivers
are In food they go a long way up
them. Were 1t not for the fact that In
the Milo they are extremely dangerous
and cause considerable loss of life,
they might well be preserved, for they
do little other harm-a very small fence
is sufficient to keep them out Of cult.
vation."
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-05-06
CROWNED WITH SUCCESS
Last Sundays Union Revival SsrV.
Ices Accomplished Much Good
MASS MEETING As THE AcADAMY
Fine Audience Greeted Or. Munhall
and L's'eneds Atentlvely to Ais
Confidential Talk to Young Men.
~. M. c. a ousr,e.t, and Profess.
or Lowe furnish Music.
MASS MEETING As THE ACADAmY
tBy REV. D. S. HENKEL)

The great meetings conducted by
pr. Mnnhall last Sunday were
crowned with success. 1t was truly
q red letter day for the gospel OF
Jesus. the afternoon meeting al
tne theater. where a thousand. men
heard with wrapt attention, the
message of the man of. God, was de.
cloehly great In every way The
preliminary music was excellent the
qud'tet'es Inc riches Of His Love"
and 'Galliec" beautifully and sweet
ly expressed the story of Gods love.
Rev. Or. Tudor, presiding elder Of
the Methodist church, led in prayer.
Dr. MMnhalrs Confidential Talk
was founded on Ecclesiastes 1l-a;
Rejoice, o young man. in thy
youth; and let thy heart cheer thee
In the days of thy youth. and walk
In the ways Of thine heart. and In
the sight Of thine eyes; but know
thou. that for all these things God
will bring thee into Judgment"
He said in part:
"lt has been said that the churches
do not want the working men. and
that therefore the working men do
not want the churches. This Is not
true. Whether you are a church
member or not. if you call for any. Of
yonr ministers in sickness or death.
or In distress. you will find them
ever ready to respond Cultivate
their acquaintance; drop into the Y.
M. c. A.. which is but an auxiliary
to the churches, and If you are not,
gladly received and made to feel wei
come. let me know and | will come
and put them out. This shall never
need to do"
After making some announce
ments for the week, the Doctor sat
down and began to unfold the logic
Of his text in language. some times
commonplace, some times eloquent
and ornate. some times .inclsive and
eaustic. He said that n,an is a free
moral agent-he ran do as h
pleases; he can indulge in the fri,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-05-06

finitcsimally small as not TO be
properly called an atom. And yet
this great God did so love the world
as to send his only bcgotten son,
that whatsoever hclicvcth on him
might not perish, but have eyerlast-
ing life.
Man is not only a mere spcck,
but he is a sinner and. therefore.
in rebellion against God. He VIC.
lates the law of God, and yet God
loved him and loves him still, and;
having loved him and sent his son
TO die for him. he wants adniittance
into mans heart that he may save
him cvcrlastingy The pierced
hand is now knocking Time and
again he has knocked. You have
not admitted him yet. The hinges
and the latch have grown rusty.
Still he knocks and YOU won't 50
much as lift the latch He won't
force the door; he is not so rude
as that. How can you be so rude
as to hear the knock and be inform
ed OF the messenger and still not
let him in?
Eight persons made confession of
Christ.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-05-06
By1.x ON H,,,s.

Among the humorous memories con.
nected with English Judges Is one 81
Justice Byles ohd his, horse. This en-
lnent jurlst WINS well known. in his
profession for his work on bills" and
ms this gnve fine opportunity for all.
liberation his associates were accus.
toned to bestow the name on the
horse. which was but sorry steed,;
There goes Ryfes Oh Bills" they took
pleasure In saying; and as the Judge
rode out every afternoon they indulged
daily in their little Joke. But the truth
was that tho horse had another name,
known only to THE master and his man.
and when. a too curious client inquired
as to the judges whereabouts he was
told by the servant. with clear; con-,
science, that master was out on Buss-
ness"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-05-06

found, bearing upon it the marks Of
a life ended by suicide. This
is great nation, none OH earth so
great. We can. with our powerful
ships. manned with the best soldiery
ON earth repcll any force that can
be brought against us from without,
but there are three forces now
threatening the very vitals of this
nation from within:
LIST. Sabbath breaking. Gods holy
day cannot be desecrated with i'm.
punlty.
ID Strong drink The American
people are growing weaker from the
effects of the excessive use of strong
drink This Is n physiological truth
which none can deny.
sd. Licentiousness. The princi.
pal cause Of the downfall of the ma.
IONS of antiquity was the sin OF
personal impurity The law of nature
anu the laws of God have declared
against It, But you can do all
these things If you like God tdoes
not interfere with your freedom of
thought and action; hut remember
mat for all these things He will
pring you to judgment"
Ny young friends. listen rho
time is coming when all of those
earthly desires shall fail tho .icht
grow dim. the hand become n,I.iod
me step shortened. and Won, shaii
loathe the things that once seemed
to afford you pleasure"
The preacher then rccitcd bis ,w,
lersonal experience in the service nf
God--its beginnings and tho gront
pieAsihgs that had come to him from
life OF service for his Master ~
The appeal melted tho honrt. &c
strong and brave men ana unon ~,
! invitation TO accept Christ r.;
remedy for all the woes of lifo ~,
20 an earnest of the life beyond the
'esslon, and are standing ,pou tho
promises of the gospel. -
The night service at the First
presbyterian church, notwithstand
Ing the terrible storm. was a grand
success: The entire church quickly
iilled up. the overflow going to Trim.
lily Methodist church, where Rev.
Dr. Tudor. of Richmond preached
The text was read in Psalms. S:3.i.
by DR.. Mnnhall: When consider
my heavens, the work of thy fin.
gers, the moon and the stars. which
thou hast ordained what is man
tnat thou art mindful of him? and
the son Of man. that thou visitest
him?
The learned evangelist beautifully
described the workmanship of Cod
as known from modern astronomical
research and study. and showed a
wonderful degree of familiarity with
that science.
The many systems of worlds now
known to exist and the immense
size of the heavenly bodies-and
their unthinkable distances apart,
brought forth the pitiable condition
OF the fool who could say in his
heart that there is no God.
The world is filled with wonders.
but the greatest OF all wonders is
that God should consider and b
mindful of man-man who is SO il
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olities Of sin and vice God will not
Interfere with his right to choose
either heaven or he'll, but remember
in the end. that God will bring you
into Judgment"
Some get their hearts set on get
ling the riches of this world. They
cheat and Cypress the poor laboring
man; they make an idol of the dol
lar. Nothing is too low or dcbasing,
If by the STOPPING they can pick up
filthy lucrc. You can do this il
you like; God will not Interfere. but
know thou that for ali these things
God will bring thee into Judgment ;
Some set their hearts on having
what they CO Il good time You
can 90 down the street If YOU want
TO and get full of rcd liquor. wind
Np IN the station house spend all
OF your money, act the fool, get into
scrap, get yonr eyes BACKED. and
hole knocked into your head. dis.
grace yourself bring shame and
heatraches TO your mother or tears
ana sorrow and want to your young
wife and children. Yes. you can do
an TINS tf YOU want to. God will not
keep you from doing it, but remem-
her that for all these things God will
bring you into judgment II may be
postponed FOR q time but there can
be no escape from II. You need not
say that the vile Slim doos rn w,
good: You need not saw that your
&c .n,'., ie!uireH ~ there's not a bit
90 eavn n"'L IN 'ne statement that it
a. na'es luna, munla', IRE. J never heard oil
,,,a, LII S o"l one mans life. He
foo, ,eshs well; IL was twenty
hola 'tep' anu ne crawled out of the
n We W set drink and while he
lad , sone me wei caved in. If he
h"on lin ,',, ~ inc vel lie would have
;, saa, m','t 81, man may get drunk
t,r Iom r, ,,,is. Dut he knew of set,
an nus mn'cn became enraged when
win ,i III, was maze TO drug him
''4"or second time.
Alcohol whether I'm IN. form, 80
had wbisl,cv or ,,o,r ,oo. tand ,at ~
are chen,ica,,y imnnre1 !. 'a"" ,, po, y
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-05-06
woman, w,r,..

A lady doctor writing to the London
Chronicle on women Workers" makes
the following unanswerable statement:
III you come to estimate days work,
even In foot pounds. the woman who
cleans, bnkes, washes and takes to
school six children, carries water and
framps up stairs and down for sixteen
hours day, need not fear comparison
as to kinetic energy even with miner
working eight hours"
True, but is all this quite necessary
asks Punch. Could not her childre.
sometimes go to school unaccompanied
and unbaked7 And why must she keep
on carrying tramps up and down stairs
all that timer Is 1t even fair on these
po,r unemployedf
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-05-06
Derivntion of Forlx.

The fork takes It's name from this
Latin furca, II yoke looking like an in.
vertcd V. From this come the Italian
forca and forchetta Qittle fork) Tha
latter word gives the French their
fourchette, while the English go bach
to, the former and retain the harder
sounding fork"