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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
poardtnp-House Aftermatha

Mrs. Slimdiet-Have some more Of
the mackerel, Mr.. BoaYder?
MI. Boarter-No, thank you.
Have a piece OF liver?"
mo. thank you
How strange you are. Why, am
50 extravagantly fond of mackerel and
liver l could eat them all the time.
Perhaps you are late this morning, and
must hurry"
Yes, am little late. Good
morning"
janet"
Jane-Yes, mum.
Mr. Boarder has gone down town.
You can broil me that piece OF tender
Ioin now"-N. Y. Weekly.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
TWO SIMPLE TRICKS.
The Formulating Toothpicks and
the Key That Remains
Upright.

To find out II PERSONS hand Is
firm and steady, which 1t never Is,
split the ends OF match mot e sui
phur end) and smooth the end OF an
other match so that it will fit into the
split one. Then bend the matches so
that they will look like the figure I.
Then place them over a knife blade
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Stated on Authority.

DO you think wealth brings happ.'
ness"
Mine does. answered Mr.. Cumrox.
Tho hotel keeper always cheers ID
ehen pay my bill. "-WashinStCu
staI.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23

She (superstitiousl should never
propose to d girl on Friday, It's un-
lucky.
He tcynicaD-Not always. once
knew n fellow who did It. and ne girl
refused im-Chicago Journal
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Easy Enough.

"Gee' Some of these roustahouts
are strong see how easily that fellow
raises that barrel az baeSwheat -four"
That's no trouble That's self.rais
buckw Aeat "-CleyelaAG Leader.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
His Wish,

His Wish.
rs II becoming to me?" asked she.
IS she paraded in the costume OF 100
years. ago, before the man who Is not
ner lord and master. but is her huS
band.
eyes, my DEAR said he, meekly.
Don't you wish I could dress thia
way all the timer" she asked.
mo. my DEAR" he replied; but ]
wish you had lived when that was the
style"-Tit-Bit
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Jimmie IL Polite.

gave you a penny. Ell? Well, what did
you say to him?
Jimmie Jimson-I was as p'lite as
could be- | told him thank you, an
said didn't see why you always said
he was the stingiest old slob in seven
states.--Cleveland Leader.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
The CYnic.

Here's an example Of devotion. A
widow saves up for ten years after her
husbands death and then puts up a
magnificent monument to him, though
II takes all her money.
"Bet ten dollars she did 1t to spite
her second husband" - Cleveland
Leader.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23

great mental depression. ] was unable to at
tend tony house work and life became . bur
den to me. Twas confined for days to my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
~ could not bear to think OF an operation,
and in nv distress tried every remedy which
I thought would be Of any use to me, and
reading Of the value Of Lydia E. Pfnkhams
Vegetable Compound to sick women decided
to give It trial / felt 50 discouraged that l
had little hope of recovery, and when | began
to feel better, after the second week, thought
it only meant temporary relief; but TO my
great surprise found that kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in G1e.
1.-THE Compound continued 10 build up my
general health and the tumor seemed TO be
absorbed, until, in seven months, the tumor
was entirely gone and a well woman. am
30 thankful for my recovery that ask you
to publish my letter in newspapers, so other
women may know Of the wonderful curative
powers Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular or painful periods, weakness. dis
placement or liberation of the female
organs, that bearing-down feeling, in
fammation. backache, fatulence, gen.
eral debility, indigestion or nervous
prostration, they should remember
there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles
No other medicine In the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such q record of cures of female
ills.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She is daughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease has been
advising sick women free of charge.
She has guided thousands to health.
Address, Lynn, Mass.
Remember that it is Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that is cur
ing women, and don allow any druggist
to sell you anything else in its place.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Looks Ominous

Broncho BILL don't think that
new arrival is going to live long.
Earless Eddie Sick
Broncho Bill.-Hardly that, But i
see him lend Grizzly Pete dollar
and he looks ies' fool enough ter ask
him for Il acin
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23

Will don't believe Burglar Biz
can be reformed. He has an uncon-
uuerabe mania for taking things
Btll-Why. he even can't control his
mGuia In jail: he took cold the very
first day they sent him back.-Phila
de!rhia Press,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
His Objection.

Poets an SIGH make me tired, the
way they talk about dull care "
growled the chronic kicker.
why? What's the matter with
that?" demanded Ascum
why, every care ever had was
most internal sharp. "-Philadelphia
Press
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Pops idea.

Pop"
Yes, my SON
why do they always tie sausages
tprether with a string."
So they can't walk away. I suppose.
my boy."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Innovation in Oregon,

Some palefaces recently from the
east have been putting up fly screen
doors to their houses. The next thing
we know we will be having flies on thu
bav.-North Bend Harbor.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Young Queens Lace.

Queen Wilheln!na q Holland boasts
the anes, collection OF lace In Europe
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23

The mind is a storehouse, but It
needn't necessarily be junk shop
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
Not q Good Way.

II wish you could tell me q good
way to get rid Of book agenta"
Il can"
"Well?"
Buy their books"
Il said a good way Houston
Post.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-06-23
INTERESTING letter
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Mrs Sarah Kellogg Of Denver. color
Bearer Of the Woman's RELIEF CORPS
Sends Thanks to Mrs Pinkhann.

The following
letter was written
by Mrs. Kellogg,
of 1923 Lincoln
Ave-, De nv r,
Col. to Mrs. Pink
ham,L Mass.
Dear Mrs. Pinkham !:
+" For five years l
was troubled with .
tunor, which kept
growing, causing me
Intense agony and
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
SHORT ON CASH.
Not Enough Money to Pay Militia
Expenses in Encampments.

After a month of hard work Assistant
Secretary Oliver of the War Department,
in Washington concluded that he had
the many difficulties in apportioning the
appropriation Of 100000 for pay of the
militia at the maneuvers in different
camps throughout the country, but it APP
pears that all is not satisfactory. These
funds had to be apportioned to the quar-
termaster's department, the subsistence
department and the pay department OF
the army for the purpose of quartering,
feeding and paying the State soldiers. Re
ports were obtained from different State
Governors as to the number of troops
that would be sent to the encampment !;
the distance they would travel, ETC., and
the apportionment was made on the basis
of the reports received. However, in
some cases more State troops than had
been given in the schedules were sent into
the camps and more e. pense was thus at
tached. This caused a deficit in the al
lotment of funds, especially in the pay
for the State troops. The pay depart
ment of the army decided to pay the
troops as long as the funds lasted, those
who came last going unpaid. 1t has been
suggested that another adjustment may
be made after the camps have finished
their work, which is that some camps may
not use all the money allotted to them
and the funds can be used to make up the
deficit elsewhere. Congress may be asked
to appropriate money to cover the deficit.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
ACCUSED OF BIGAMY.
MAN MISSING FOR 81 YEARS is
ARRESTED.
Prof. Freye, Who Returned So Mys-
teriousIy to Chicago, Is Said to
Have Married i'm south Dakota
New Schafer Suspect.

Prof. Charles Freye, who, after an alb
sence of thirty-one years, returned sud-
denly to Chicago and gave his wife $1,000
on condition that he need not explain
what he had done while away, will be
compelled to explain certain things to an
other woman. who also claims to be his
wife. Freye has been arrested on charges
of bigamy and wife abandonment. Mrs.
Clara Goddard of Herley, s. d., accuses
him. The complaint sets up the allega-
tion that Mrs. Goddard was married TO
the defendant at Her,eN, when he knew
his first wife was alive, and that she
was deserted by him. When Prof. Freye
returned to Chicago ne refused absolutely
to tell his daughter, DIS Albert Kirch-
ner. or his wife where he had been, or to
reveal the slightest information. r. NJ.
I'reye, his son, was unable to learn any
thing concerning his fathers doings. Prof.
Freye is GA years old. He was once a
prominent instructor in the Chicago Nor
NAL school and became superintendent of
it. One day be left his home, saying he
would be back for luncheon. He was new
or seen again nor hOSrd from by his rela-
tives until his dramatic return. The wife
almost tainted, and began asking ques-
tons. but he stuffed the roll of bills in
her hands and told her the money was
for silence.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
MAaNATE's SON A LABoRER.
B. L. Winchell, Jr., to Learn Trade
of Machinist

Inlbued with a desire for a knowledge
of railroading in all its varied details and
stimulated by the successful career of his
father, B. L. Winchell, Jr., son of the
president of the Rock Island and Frisco
railroad systems, soon will enroll himself
as apprentice in the Baldwin Locomotive
Works at Philadelphia. This will not be
the initial move of the Yale graduate,
who Is just now convalescing from the
effects of an operation made necessary by
Illness contracted while working as rod
man in surveying crew on the construc-
ton of a railroad in Texas. AS soon as
he has recovered sufficiently to take up
his work the young man will go to Phila-
delphia to master the art of locomotive
building, on which he expects to build his
career. Young Winchell, who is % year..
old. was graduated from Yale last year
with honors, and no sooner had he gained
his diploma than he obtained the permits
sion of his father to enter the employ
ment of surveyor engaged n laying out
the right of way for the Trinity and Bra
EOS Valley railroad in Texas. While
working as rod and level man with the
surveying party he vas stricken with APP
pendicitis and was Drought home to under
go an operation. No sooner had he recov-
cred than complications necessitated a
second operation and the young man is
now recuperating at the Winchell home
in Highland Park, near Chicago
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
FEATURES OF INTEREST
CONCERNING PEOPLE, PLACES
AND DOlNGS OF THE WORLD. 4
BOMB THROWN AMONG GUESTS.
Fifty Killed or Wounded and House il
Wrecked-Gen. Min Slain.

Fifty Killed or Wounded and House is
Wrecked-Gen. Min Slain.
The little SON of Premier Stolypin
was killed and fifty other persons were
KILLED and wounded when two revo.u
ticnary army officers hurled bomb 1T
the prime minister in the midst of Il re-
-ci,fion in his home, near st. L .ters-
burg. Among those killed y-as General
Zameatin. the premier's secretary, who
was chief of communications in the war
with Japan. Both of the rebels are re-
ported to have been killed in the ex-
plosion. Premier Stolypin IS reported
to have escaped. though his 3-year-old
son was slain and his daughter was SER
iously hurt, both her legs being broken.
Colonel Stein. who was chief If police
at the Tauride Palace, where the lower
house of Parliament held its session.
also was killed. The two reyolutionists
who remained in the coach were Sc
verely wounded by the explosion of the
bomb The assassin was an army of
ficer. The house was partially wrecked.
General Min, commander of the Sem
inovsy Guard Regiment, who sup
pressed the riots at Moscow last De-
cember. was assassinated at Peterhof.
General Min was at the railway sta
tion with his family when he was
killed The deed was committed by a
young girl who fired five shots from a
revolver into his back. killing him in
stantly. Madame Min seized the as
sassin by the hand and held her until
the police arrived.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
{:AlSs:::f; g@
The News ~

Even Chicago's bank failures are on a
huge scale.
Zion City's call for help is not ad-
dressed to the ravens.
No place left for that Syrian leper, 1t
appears, but balloon.
The Monroe doctrine must be pleased at
having hall in Rio named after it.
That New York woman's hotel is al
ready having trouble with the age limit.
In Russia when a workman strikes now
the government strikes back with club.
Now that the Longworths are home the
country cam afford to look cheerful again.
Russell Sage's body lies moldering in
the grave, but his coin keeps working on.
The assassination business seems TO be
the only thing that is fourishing in Rus
STA.
Miss Viola Allen announces one of the
last of her positive retirements from the
stage.
General Strike doesn't seem TO be any
more of success than the other Russian
generals.
There is suspicion in some quarters
that the Cars famous Iron hand" is
sheet iron.
1t will be conceded that Pittsburg is the
greatest steel, freight and trouble center
in the world
The Standard Oil Company will have to
use the card system to keep all its indict-
ments straight.
Modern method of running the Russian
government is IA a moving van from pal
ace to palace.
The Chicago courts have decided that
Dowie is not entitled to everything that is
not nailed down.
The Russians didn't like to fight the
Japs. but they kill each other with the
greatest alacriiy.
If the revolutionists want the Russian
peasants to rise. they ought to feed 'em
on baking powder.
1t is to be hoped the Pittsburg million
aire example of exchanging good wives
for chorus girls will not be extensively
followed.
Pittsburg is to have 24-hour national
bank. Some of her bank officials have
been working overtime already.
Mighty bad accounting that would leave
so many contributions to the San Fran
cisco relief fund unaccounted for.
The Standard Oil Company doesn't no
tice an Indictment half as much as the
average man does a mosquito bite.
Those uncertain, hesitating, ineffective
Russian mutinies remind us a great deal
of certain current presidential booms.
"A Boston scientist has discovered IL
yet there are rash people who are willing
to take the risk.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
NEW MEAT INSPECTION LAW.


Secretary Wilson Anxious to Re-
store Confidence i'm Our Products.
After the first day of October next
every piece of meat which leaves pack
ing house Or slaughter house will bear a
brand or label marked u. s. inspected
and passed" And according to regula-
tons which were issued by the Secretary
of Agriculture the other day this brand
or label will be a notification to the world
that the United States absolutely guaran-
tees, under its official seal, that the pro-
duct is clean, wholesome, and that it was
packed and slaughtered under the most
careful sanitary conditions which the 10
genuity of man can devise.
According to the census reports of the
year 1900 there were 800 packing plants
in the United States. The total capital
invested in the industry was $237 500, 40,
and the value of the annual product of
these establishments reached the enormous
total of $913,914,624. OF course this in
cluded a great many small establishments
which are not affected by the Wadsworth-
Beyeridge law, and the Secretary of Ag-
riculture is not prepared TO say al present
JUST how many of these plants will be sub
ject to government inspection, but the
Secretary does say, and he says it with a
great deal of emphasis, that no establish
ment which fails to provide itself with
government inspectors will be permitted
TO ship ham, quarter of beef or can
of goods, in which meat enters as COM
ponent part, to any place outside the
Sta:e in which the establishment is unless
it first provides for government inspec-
ton.
The new law will be put into full force
and effect on the first day of next 0cto-
Der. On that day every ham, every side
of beef, every strip of bacon, every can
of lard, every package of meat food pro-
ducts, in fact, every particle of food of
which meat forms part, whether in a
barrel, box, can or canvas sack, or in any
receptacle or eontainer, or loose, must
bear a government stamp before railroad
company will accept it for shipment to a
point outside the State in which 1t was
Trauar rod
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
NoNconrleous TRADE LARGE,


Figures for Fiscal Year Show BUSH
ness with "Depcndencfes.''
Trade of the United States With its
non-contiguous territories amounted in the
fiscal year just ended to S119, 3O4.511. A
bulletin issued by the Department of Com
merce and Labor says:
The shipments to the non-contiguous
territories amounted to $51. 666. 0j66. 81.
against $43. 100000 in the fiscal year
1905, this growth of about 20 per cent
occurring in the shipments to Alaska, Ha-
waii and Porto Rico, but especially Porto
Rico, while to the Philippine Islands
there was a reduction of about $50, 600.
Merchandise shipped from the nom
contiguous territories to the United States
amounted to $67, 666, 666.67, against $751;
100000 in the preceding year, this fall oc-
curing almost exclusively in the ship
ments from Hawaii and being due chiefly
to the decrease in the value of sugar.
The value of gold Of domestic produc-
ton shipped from Alaska to the United
States in 1905 was $12.500,O00. against
$9,000,O(O the preceding year, and of for
eign gold $7.500.OOO, against $1O.75O,000
last year, this foreign" gold being the
product of mines in the adjacent Cana
dian territory shipped to the United
States through Alaska.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30
1E4z Aa1lz7S


Chicago-Cattle, common to prime
AGO to $3.50; hogs. prime heavy, $4.0t
to $6.43: sheep, fair TO choice, $500 Il
1886; wheat, No. 2, zoe to Tie; corn
No. =, 4Sc to 49c; oats, standard, Csc t
o9c; rye, No. 2, DOC to 57c; hay, timo
thy, $1,000 to $3.50; prairie. $500 t.
1920; butter, choice creamery, 1Sc Z,
23c: eggs, fresh, 16c to zoe; potatoes
4Sc to sic.
anapolis-Cattle, shipping. 500
TO 5000; hogs, choice heavy, $500 t.
$3.50; sheep, common to prime, $3.50 t.
$3.50; wheat, No. 2, SOC to Tie; corn
No. 2 white, Sic to 52c; oats, No.
white, 3Oc to Bic.
st. Louis-Cattle, $3.50 to $3.50
hogs, $500 to $6.40; sheep, $500 t.
$3.50; wheat, No. 2, 69c to Tie; corn
No. 2. Acc to 47c; oats, No. 2, 29c Il
Doc; rye, No. 2, 63c to 64c.
Cincinnati-C Cattle, $500 to $3.50
hogs, $500 to $3.50: sheep, $500 Il
$i.75: wheat, No. ,, zoe to re: corn
No. mixed, SOC to sic; oats, No. :
mixed, Sic to BE; rye, No. 2, SOC I,
Gle.
Detroit-Cattle, $500 to $500: hogs
$500 to $3.50; sheep. $3.50 to $3.50,
wheat, No. 2, Tic to 73c; corn, No. :
yellow, SIC to 53c; oats. No. 3 white
Gle to 32c; rye. No. 2, SIC to 5Sc.
Buffalo-Cattle, choice shipping steers
$500 to 5000 hogs, fair to choice. $4.O(
to $6.45 sheep, common to good mixed
$500 to $3.50; lambs, fair to choice
$500 to $S.25.
New York-Cattle, $500 to $3.50
hogs. $500 to 1913; sheep. $500 tc
$3.50; wheat, No. red, &c 10 7Sc,
corn, No. .. 55c to sic: oats, naturaI
white, 36c to &c; butter, creamery, ISL
to DE; eggs, western, Ice to zoe.
Toledo-Wheat, No. 2 mixed. Tic te
Zoe; corn, No. 2 mixed, 52c to SIC.
oats, No. mixed, Gle to 33c: rye. No
2, Doc to 56c; clover seed, prime, $7.15.
Wheat, No. northern
74c to 76c; corn, No. 3, 4Sc to 49c
oats, standard, soc to 31c; rye, No. /
57c to 59c; barley, standard, 53c to 54c
pork, mess, $17.05.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-08-30

PRESIDENT PALMA. BreSluent Pdllld
has issued a decree increasing the
rurale guard force by 1000 men. 1t
is reported that Secretary of Public
Worke Montvalvo has been placed in
command.
According to a Havana dispatch
Guerra is advancing TO take Pinar del
Rio with 500 men, Woo are marching in
three columns. There are only 300
rurales defending the city. The rebel
movement. in Pinar del Rio is VIDE
spread. Some estimates place the num-
Der of rebels there as 1000. 1t is ru-
mored that Jose Miguel Gomez. with
GOO men, Is heading. an uprising in
Sanctus Spiritus. 1t is impossible to
tell how big the movement is. II Go
mAz is in arms it is serious affair.
1t is also rumored there is an uprising
In Cardenas. 1t is reported that cab
met crisis is imminent and thai; Senior
O'Farrill, secretary of the government,
will resign.
Ever since the riotous disturbances
attending the Cuban general elections
last year there have been mutterings Of
airy enterprises in various parts of the
island At that time there was a vio-
lent clash between the moderates and
the liberal parties, and Gen. jose Mi
guel Gomez. the liberal candidate, open
~ defed the Palma government, declar-
ing it to be guilty of election frauds
and various forms of coercion. Riotous
disturbances, involving bloodshed, fol-
lowed at Cienfuegos and elsewhere
The present revolutionary movement
in the provinces of Santiago, Havana
and Pinar del Rio indicates that the
men who have been inspiring the vari-
Gus riots, dynamite plots and insurrec-
/ tionary demonstrations that followed
last years elections are still busy. Gen.
Gomez is again at the head OF the trou-
bic and the movement has assumed a
sufficiently serious form to warrant the
government in Enobilizing troops. a
pitched battle being already reported.
The fact that rebel proclamations are
being literally distributed among the
rural guards recalls Gomez's boasts of
a year ago that in a crisis GO per cent
of the troops would be found taking
sides against the government
There Is little to indicate that the
present movement is anything other
than an uprising of political malcon-
tents and Adventures bent on getting
control of the offices, though the recent
action of President Palma in forcing
the liberals out of power in the Havana
council, causing them to resign in a
body, may be the immediate exciting
cause. At the time of the disturbance
of last year it was reported that the
revolutionaries' real object was to Gre
ate situation which would menace the
government with threat of interven-
ton by the United States. 1t Is quite
probable that their activity now is for
political effect, with an eye to more
even division of governmental patron
age.