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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07
vAR|AS NOT|c|AS
Doctor Persa. --Peri6dico en-
Ahasco. En- Mayagiiez.
Sala de s0corros.
CONDEMNS CUMPLIDAS
Para Aguadilla. Ell teniente
Mongll. Celebration de
un nueve iuicio.

ri doctor Pedro Persa Faiardo,
'meiico ciruiano oculista, nos ha en-.
visdo una circular ofrecieudonos sus
serviclos profssionales en- May.gusz,
LIE desesmos grandes @xitos On al
eiercicio de su profession.
-Pronto 90 publicAr& en- Aflaseo
un periodico de propaganda unionigta
bsio 10 direction do don Jose de Jesds
Lopez, tituladc Sci Heraldo de AfIas.
COS
-En Mayagtez SO estkn hacienda
reparaciones en- el edlfcio que ocups-
ban las tropas espafolss de guarni-
ci6n para traslaiar allf las Cortes y
demas ofeinas del Gobisrno.
DE heridas y consusions levss
fueron asistidos en- la Sala de 5000.
lrros Juan Benitsz, Maximino Cintr6n
y Carmen Oquendo.
Sc encuentra On San Juan ell te.
niente Mongil, de 10 policfa insulsr,
destanado en- Oagdas.
Hoy aalieron para Aguadilla los
sefiores Jimenez y Proctor, altos en-.
pleados dc Obras Pdblicas, con sl fin
de inspeocionar obrss que 20 reali zan
en- aquella comarca.
Angel Negr6n y Ezequiela Rios,
aentenclados aver por 10 Corts NUM-.
cipal q Q 80 de multA 8 un aflo de car.
ce', por adultsrio, han pedido, por
conducto dsl abogado seiior Falcon,
10 celebration de un nusvo iuicio.
Hoy cumplieron On Ia cArcel mu.
nicipal Ansslmo Cirino, JosS Orliz,
Narciso Reyes, Fernando Dominguez,
aerafin Rodriguez y Juana Lopez.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07
UNA COMpROBAC|ON
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Sc hs comprobado AnS OAPSULAS DE HEM ds
uysn mcrobo DfsccoIo Grippe padcas eli rm
de "A horas F' . " F'' va u ''N4
a media hora de tomar la prmea doS los mpszan
hsstR las "a horAS cnrAci6n
No poducen IodesI como qna Aan funcons del cora
zon Q oil eersbro como otros prepdrddOs simldres. - -
La popuAad Gcauzdo ustfea sus sfecs nosv
6 nmedaos - ''' P0'iA'O'
oen'ensrs' de ama las recomsndau porQus e una e
cna observation-disclosures curatva '1 - W N1
erApeuticss. - -''@S'0N'
CadG frasoo lleva inItrucciones para el uSo
VsnS detG CGuiemstyS SBlsuo, Z
~ en san 'uAn 'aA % POrra' Pouse SL sauds Areebo a
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07
la |ustfacidn ArtIstica''

Publication Ia mas economical del
mundol
Los cinoo tomos luiosamente en-
cuadernados correspondent & <La Bi,
blioteca Iluatradas
Un n6mero semaual del peri6dico
Ella Ilustra aei6n Arifssica.s
Un n1msro quinoenal de. Gel Sal6n
de 10 Moda.s
Todo por noventa centav y men,
sualesl.
Sc suscrlbe On In Agencia & neral
de F Siragasa y CO, Ponce, P, x. '
sub Agentes Victor M. Marin, Areci-
DO. Francisco Segura, San Justo 16,
San Juan, P, r. y demas sub Agsn-
ten on Ia isla do Puerto Rico, Vleques
y Rep1biica Dominicana.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07
.P|NTURA DEL TEATRO
Al c0ncurs0 Sc presentan
varios dec0radores del
pals y uno extranjer0.
VEANSE LOS DISeNOS
La Junta de subastas debe
exponerlos al examen della
prensa y del publico.


El syuntamier ID de San Juan con.
voc6 q los artistas decoradores de 10
isls para que presenter fus disefios
con el fin dc acoger los que msior le
parezcan y procedsr q la pintura del
teatro y de sus deeoracionea esc61icas.
Acudieron al eorcurso, entire otros,
el senior Rios, de Ponce, el senior Me.
dina, de Maysgiies, y un sefior extrsn.
isro, que lego aqui con 10 troupe Scog.
namiglio. Todos presentsron aus di.
buios y una comisi6n los examine do.
tsnidaments.
Dicese que, en- el remats de este
servicio, 90 adiudicara ID busna pro
al extraniero, y Sc prelclndira de los
nativos. Ahadese que sl cotsio de los
croquis no just fca en- modo aIguno
tsl prefsrencla, desfavorable al pals. /.
Y se expreaan, en- cate punto, dudas
que convendria al buen prestigio del
ayuntamiento disipar ain tardarza.
Nos abstsnemos de cuslq aier GO.
mentario, porque. deseamos juzgsr
con conocimiento de causa y por la
impression que en nosotros y en- el ! Il.
plico producer los dlsefos ortgina es
d que se Eefsre ests suslto.
Claro es que en- Europa y en- Anne.
RIGA hsmos visto machos museos, mu.
chos teatros, muchss y msgnffcas
obras de Arte. Y si acaso nos fusra
impossible dar una opinion basada en-
tecnfcismos pict6ricos y On conocl-
mientos profesioneles, siempre nos
seria dable refsjar un critario iusso,
aobre todo 81 las difsrencias sALTAN
A LA VISTA, segda suele dscirae.
Parecenos que se daria satlsfac
ci6n al pueblo exponiendo los dibujos
en- las ohcinas del municipio, don 10
iran ex Am.narlos personals inseligen.
tee. KS el pueblo quen va a psg ar
esos gastosi 90 ell pueblo quien va &
contemplar esas pinsuras y no debe
prescindirse do 81, cuando exlseo.
como ahora, circunstsncias que 81 est6
llamado q apreciar por 81 mismo, an
tea DO que la obra 30 adiudtque en-
de6nitiva.
Ii Janta do subAsta respondent q
10 deseo natural oil corresponds q Las
indicaciones que 10 dirlgimos, con la
meior voluntSd de que 10 libre do GEN.
auras y crfsicaA que quiza 10 disipen
ante 10 plsna luz do un ex .msn sereno
' detenido.
Exp6nganHe los dibujos, avisese
cuando eslea expuessas y ofgAse al.
glnA vez Il iuielo oires.o do los q 40
tsnen ell derech, y sl deosr do emf.
sirlo.
All aera com )leta la sAti.faccl6n
de la Junta y compiets lambien Ia de
los elsmentos que 90 hallan fuera de
Ia Junta.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07
"MALAS HERENc|AS''
La compahia Martinez Casa.
do.-Funci6n de anoehe.
Triunfo complete.
ECHEGARAY
Los artistas. Character de
la obfa. a.-Bens6cie esce.
gido el jueves.

Anoche en- la function del Parque,
triunf6 en toda 10 Inca el tslento ex-
cepcional de don jose Echeg array, en-
el drama eMalas Hsrencias,, que puso
on escena 10 compaffa Martinez Ca.
sado.
Desde 81 primer acto el sentimien.
to del srte 20 impuso con Ia brilante
imagination de uno de los Artistas
mas gsniales que en- Ia drsmaturgia
espanola han heredado el cstro de lol
Tamsyo J Ayala.
<4alas Hsrencias,, drama pura'
ments psicol6gico, encontr6 fsliz inter
pretaci6n On Luisa M Casado, que
nos hizo una Blanca que no habia
mas que pedir. Seguridad, splomo,
vehsmencia en- las escenas tiernas,
arranques impetuosos cuando sientt
Ia pAsi6n del amor, Luisa nos encan.
TO con su simpahco papel, que la
ims msglnAci6n de Echegaray esmalts
con trases do artfics y bellezas lite
rarias insuperables.
Ell senior Casado 90 identified con
Victor, creaci6n diflcil donde 60 nece
sa,io no decaer un momento para con
servar en- el pdblico 10 curiosidad de-
desenlacs, A pesAr de luchar cor
grandes dihcultades, 81 labor Agradt
mucho.
NADIA diremos del sefior Alc6n, QUE
hizo un Marcial impossible. En- Va
rios momentos del acto tercero, creia
mos tener delante 10 fgura del smlnen
to actor Donate Jimensz Por una
serie do rscuerdos, el senior Alc6n moi
I, ,sugerfa las fllgranas con que boriAbs
su papel de Msrcial aqoel gran artis
Ito. Ell sefior Alc6n GO un conaumadc
actor que nunca SO fat'ga nj 90 cansa
por mucho que sea 10 fria,dad de ur
pdblico indife: ente.
El sefior PugA en- Roberto, y los
sehorea Luque y Gonzalez On sus res
pectivos papeles de don BAsilio y dor
Prudencio, muy bien. Dlchos artis
tistas 90 hacen aplaudir y apreciar
csda dis mas.
81 digna de aplausos 90 la labor
do los seiores sno menos digna re.
aulta 10 las .sefloras Guadalupe M.
CAsado, y Adams, quienes compartie.
ron el 6xito que obsuvo sMalas Hsren.
ciasS.
Fl decorado, muy on consonancia
con les leyss do ID obra.
La pieEa final sBasta de suegroa, >
tue una hilaridad, ri p6blico no 90
10 dc reir un momento con los chistes
conque estE matiSads dichs comedia.
Para terminar, una buana mott :
ciat
En- 10 noche del ilevss, & benefcio
de Luisa Casado, 90 pondra en- escsns
sLocura de Amor,s una ioys de nues.
tro testro contemporanso, de gran re.
lieve literario J artfstico.
La function estA dedicsda q 10 co.
lonia espailols.
De esperar 90 que el pdbico sacu
do I'm tspto ls pereza y reslcs con gu
presencia 10 escogida function.
La senora CaSado merecs este y
mucho mas.
n. T.,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07
cAS|M|RO DUCHESNE
Sentida nota de duelo. Eel
entierro de un popular
artista
uLTlMOS HOMENAIES
ULTIMOS HOMENAIES
Exequfas. Responses. ---Dis'
cursos funebres. --Coronas'
Gran eoncurrencia.

Aver tsrde & las cinco y media Sc
verified ell entierro del popular macs
tro compositor Casimiro Duchesne.
Fl cadAver fue conducido en- luioao
oarro f6nsbre desde 81 morada dc 10
calle del Sol (Mssets) hssta 10 Iglesia
Catedral, en- donde 80 le ofciaron las
exequias de rig,r, y luego, en- hom.
bros do lus amigos, hasta el csmen'
terio.
Precedi6 al corteio fdnebre Ia ban.
do del Asilo dc nifos de Santurce ,eje.
cutsndo una sentida marchs; despues
segufan 10 psrroquia y el cadaver, o.
tentandose sobre ell csntro dc 10 col
una ira de csdro con 10 inscription "a
Casimiro, CLOS profesores dc Ia or
qussta,; 10 banda de 10 Policis
Insular, dssp 4es el CARO- fdnsbre con
varias y luiosas coronas, y por
dltim 10 banda del Rsgimisnto ds
Puerto REQ
La concurrencia fue numerosisi-
ma, do todss las elAses sociales.
En- la iglesiA de San Jos6 ne can
10 un response acompafiado por otrs
orqusstA de capilla, que allf 10 espe
rabA.
En- 10 baiada del esmenterio, des
do IN muro dc 10 antique Audiencia
hicieron uso de Ia palabra los seiio.
res Joaquin Becerril, On nombre de ID
sociedad dc instruction <Cfrculo d,
Amigoss; jose P. Nanz ano, por Ia 80
ciedad <Antorcha del Siglo XXI, J
por dltimo Tomas Csrri6n, Tudos 90
tuvieron slocuentes on sus discursos
Entire las ooronaa dedicadas y qut
lucfan sobre el catafAlco, anotamol
los siguientes; El Club Eugsnio M
dc Hostoa; ma corona de violstal
CON una lira dorado con las cuerdai
rotag, una pluma un pentAgrAma
6gursndo On este las primeras notal
do 10 danza Gel Club Hostoss, del se
nor Duchesne. Ademas una inscrip
ci6n; Gel Club Eugenio Ma de Hostol
al artiats y al amlgo.s Ora corons
con una IRA dorado del sCfrculo de
Amigos;s otra del Reglmiento de Puer
10 Rico; otra de 10 aocledad sDsrecha
do Boring Quens; otra do <Mario Gar.
cfas; otra do sEl Sfmbolos; otra dc Ia
sLiga Sosials; otra do 10 <Uni6n b.
rinQuen -; ;otra do 81. Melendezs; otrs
do los damas dc 10 sLibsrtAd Borin-
queiia.s
Las cintRs dol feretro los llevaban
los siguientss presidentes dc socieda.
dss obrsras; don Manuel Ramos, por
oil sLaKo dc Oros; don Manuel Rivas,
por 10 sDerechs do BJifnqusns; don
Francisco PastrAna, por 10 <Ligs 30.
eial,; don Juan Az Ailar, por oil <Cfr-
culo do Am'gJssi y uon Armando Chi
90 por 10 <Libsrtad Borlnq uena.s
81 Casino KspAfiol J el Atsneo ia
vieron On el snherro sas representa-.
clones. Dlversss cumunid AIDES reli-
giosas tampi6n essanan represented %,
igualmentu svdAs lss ciases socialea
do Nan Juan. La DEMooRACIA tuvo
sambisn On el acso 81 reprsssntante.
AlgunAs Lrq uestas de 10 isls fae.
roa tAmpl6a reprsssntadss on sl acso
tdnsbre.
.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07
uN EXITO TEATRAL

Con exito brillsnte he sido extrs
nads, en- Madrid, una nueva obra %.
mica, en- dos actos, original de Car
tarine y Mats.
La nusva production fue interpre-
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-02-07

tads, en- el teatro dc 10 Comsdia, por
los srtistAs que dlrigen los nosAbleS
actores Enrique BorraS y Rosario Pi-
no.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
LIVES IN LUXURY;
But Is NOT HAPPY
Inc Magnificent Armour Home for Aged
Couples Has Only One In
mate

| cs. It's pretty aud grand here, and
| the matron and everybody are good 10
me; but, OH, I'm SO lonely among all
/ these empty rooms and in these big halls.
wish L had some company here or |
could go to some little place where il
/ wouidnt be SO kind OF awesome.H
/ IL was thus that Mrs. Isidore Hatfield
! spohe rev days ago OF her solitary HE
/ III the splendid Margaret MOCK Armour
Memorial Home Tor Aged Couples III
! Kansas City. Mrs. HATFIELD may well
1eel lonely Tor She Is the sole inmate OF
magnificent building that cost S1o, 900
ana raises Its imposing gabies from
among stately trees that shade an estate
several acres III extent. y matrun ana Il
corps OF servants LABOR TO supply the
wants ana make comfortable me mis-
| treSs OF all tins grandeur, and il would
| seem that the Inmate Ut such churl-
| table institution should be happy. But
she Is not, for the big, empty rooms
fnghten her. and she longs Tor friends
and associates.
1t was not the original intention tia.
! the Margaret klock Armour home should
be the exclusive refuge tor Mrs. Hat
held. This condition OF affairs Is due 10
the peculiar regulations under which il
was decreed the institution should be
maintained. Mrs. Margaret MOCK Ar
mour is the widow OF :. Il. Armour
brother OF the late Phil Armour of Chi
cago
Several Years before Air. Armour's
death, he and his wife, While discussing
what they could do in the way of estab-
ilshing permanent charity, decided
upon 4 home for aged couples Mr.. Ar
mour contributed $4,000 to give the
nome a start, and after his death in 1879
his widow announced that she would
supply whatever other additional sum
was necessary To complete the institu-
ton.
The home was built and furnished
with all the elegance and comfort n
woman of taste could devise The dedi-
cation was the occasion for ceremony
III which the leading people of the city
TOOK part n matrOn was secured, serv-
ants We're employed and the massive
doors OF the retreat for aged couples
We're thrown open.
But the aged couples came not and
! the reason was not far to seek, Mr. aad
Mrs. Armour, in their desire to endow a
! home that would be unlike other char
| liable institutions, decreed, first of all.
| that only couples should be admitted.
These couples, il was provided must be
not less than G5 years old; and. although
the home was designated as a charita bic
institution, the entrance fee was fixed
at $500 for each couple.
1t was this provision that has Fept
the Margaret klock Armour Memorial
home empty. As few couples who wish
to spend their declining years i'll a home
have 5000 to pay for the privilege. the
spacious halls echoed for months to the
tread of only the matron and the serv-
ants. At last Isidore Hatfield and his
wife bought an entrance to the home
and reigned supreme until year ago
when Mr.. Hatfield died. Since that time
no other couples have come to live in
the big house among the trees, and Mrs
Hatfield has been the desoIate mistress
of a magnifcence that pals upon and
frightens her.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
FILLING UP THE CANADIAN WEST
THE American settler Is Welcomed
TO Canada.

10 Nah@Ados
4 number of the leading newspapers
y, This side of the line have been no
+icins the growth of the Canadian
West in receIt years, and draw atten-
ton to the fact that there seems TO be
no abatement of the influx Of settlers
70 that great graingrowing country.
The Buffalo Express thus refers to the
subject:
Canada West continues TO grow.
There were AHA homesteads entries
there in July CT this year. as against
1871 In July. 1905. Canada plumes
herself over this fact with becoming
pride But what appears to make our
ne.ghbors happiest is the statement
that of these AHA homesteaders. 1912
we're from this side of the line Little
is said about the % Canadians who re-
crossed the border TO take up homes
I'm Canada West, of of the sos from
Great britain, or of the 1926 from
non British countries. 1t appears that
the item in this July report that makes
Canada rejoice most is this of the 1912
American farmers who decided to try
their fortunes in Canada West
"The compliment is deserved The
1,212 were mostly from Dakota and
other farming States. and go into Can
ada fitted better than any other class
of immigrants for developing the new
country They take capital with them,
too, say Canadian papers proudly. In
every way they are welcome over
there
AS the Express well says, the Amer
lean IL welcomed to Canada. and the
reasons given are sufficient to invite
the welcome. The American farmer
knows thoroughly the farming condi-
tlons that prevail in the Canadian prai-
rie provinces. and is aware of every
phase of agricultural development in
recent years. In practical knowledge
of what is wanted TO get the largest
return for labor and investment he is
BY long odds superior to any European
settler. He knows what is required 10
bring success. and he is able and Will
Ing to do il. and his future causes no
apprehension to the successful Cana
dian farmer.
The agent OF the Canadian Govern
ment, whose address appears else
where says that the difference be-
tween the manners and customs of the
farmer from Dakota, Oregon or Min
neSota and the farmer from Manitoba,
saskatchewan or Alberta is MOI nearly
so marked as that between the farmer
of the Maritime provinces and the ON
tario tiller of the soil. Hence the well
come to the free homesteads OF the
Canadian West (and there are hun
dreds Of thousands of them left that
Is extended to the settler from the
Western States.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
Stndinus Indians.

An Aroostook farmer recently ap-
preached two Indians from the Passa.
maquoddy reservation desiring TO hire
them 10 pick potatoes, Offering $3.50 a
day and board.
One of the Indians asked the farm
er if he had an organ in the house, and
being answered in the negative told the
farmer they would not work for him,
as they would want to work for some
one having a musical instrument so they
could practice evenings ton
journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
webster. pictionnrr.

1t is the conservatism backed by the
scholarship of the editor-in-chief, VIII.
lam I. Harris, Phi. D., LII. D.. late
United States Commissioner OF Edu-
cation, and hundreds of Others OF the
greatest educators OF this and other
nations which has made the Webster
International Dictionary the standard
In the United States Supreme Coart
and all the State Supreme Courts. also
the standard OF the Government Print.
Ing Office. and the basis of nearly all
the schoolbooks In the country.
Our readers should write for '"rhe
Story Of a Book" Department c, G. &
c, Merriam. Springfield. Mass.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
WEISS BEER LITTLE DRUNK.
Has Joined Arrack, Canary Wine,
Malmsey, Sack and Small Beer.

441S JO4ASu AAAdCkt NduGIy WINE,
Malmsey, Sack and Small Beer.
Weiss beer. once a popular drink in
New York, especially among the Platt-
deutsch population. has almost entirely
disappeared Here and there in a Ger
man neighborhood may be found sa-
Room which keeps weiss beer on sale, hut
those who call Scr it are less numerous
each year.
Weiss beer is thin beer produced by
RAPID fermentation. Lager beer is pro-
duced by slow fermentation. Both are
Favored with hops, but while the sac
ch4rne properties of lager beer are de-
veIoped through the process of manu-
facture, weiss beer is astringent and il
has long been a theory that il is nou-in-
to3leating except when taken in very
ialle quantities.
y eiSs beer has been known to have
sob ering effect, and for that reason has
beSa called Montag beer. or Monday
beA being a favorite beverage with
those Germans who devoted Sunday to
merTymakinr. Among Americans weiss
beer thin, bitter, aerid, pale, non-stimu-
lating and watery, has had very little
popu arity at any time. Unlike lager
beer, it never became naturalized in the
United States New York Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08

as man. The secrets she reveals a,t
slight and harmless ones. such as any
man would reveal. Where is the WON
an who ever tells q secret that reflects
on her husband or her own children? 4
know man who one day refused "a
tell his wife the outcome of business
transaction in which. naturally. She took
deep interest. No he sneere1. 4
won't tell you, If did, you'd repeat ii.
You women can never keep secret.
John said the woman, quietly, have
| ever told the secret about the solitaire
engagement ring you gave me eighteen
Years ago being paste ? Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
Predicament of Age.

Today our attitude toward old age
has greatly changed. We no longer pre-
tend to treat it as a hackneyed joke but
instead have agreed politely to ignore it.
No one is old, simply because he can
not afford to be. The kingdom has been
given over TO the young and age mhyt
borrow youths clothing if it would still
hold its own in the council chamber of
the market place.-Gentleman's Maya
zine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
Keep in Good Health.

There are many thousands of people all
over the world who can attribute their
good health TO taking one or two Brand
reth's Pills every night. These pills
cleanse the stomach and bowels, stimulate
the kidneys and liver and purify the blood
They are the same fine laxative tonic pill
your grandparents used, and being purely
vegetable they are adapted to children and
old people, as well as to those in the vigor
of manhood and womanhood.
Brandreth's Pills have been in use for
over a century and are for sale every
where, either plain or sugar-coated.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
EVERY DAY PHILOSOPHY.

The majority of good cooks are also
good scol3s.
II is always better to throw bouquet
than pickle.
The friends who fattcr rs are the ones
we say understand us.
Because a boy is hungry is no sign
bis mother does not feed him enough.
Too many people think il isn't wrong
to lie about man who lives = hundred
miles away.
If you have a good opinion of your
self and wish others to have ii, keep
it to yourself
The greatest tragedy that can happen
to some women is to fail to get their
washing cut on Monday.
The LAWYERS talk Of the majesty of
the law. A sign painter might talk of
the majesty of sign painting.
What has become of the old-fashloned
man who said he could do a thing in
the switch of lambs tally"
Out m the country the popular idea of
a society woman is one who is awav
from home as much as turkey.
1t is q test of good housekeeper if
she can light a lamp and the house
doesn't Immediately begin to smell of
kerosene.
When woman dishes up the din
ner she never dishes up any apologies
with it unless there happens to be COM
pany present.
In one particular, at least, children
caused an expense a generation ago that
they do not cause now: The outlay of
fine tooth combs.
What has become of the old-fashioned
man who thought it all right to ca,
cheese with shippers in, so long as they
didn't bite back?
Men should practice running graceful
~ in their bathrobes; the only time they
are seen in them is When they are run
mag through the hall,
After girl has found resemblance
between her favorite novel hero and Il
young man. the young man can have her
any time he wants her.
We wish to say this to the credit of
those engaged at numerous times in re-
vising the Bible: They have never yea
yielded to popular weakness and
claimed that Christ was the son of a
contractor.-Atchison (kan) Globe.
A man was quoting lot of sensation
al gossip today, But of course you
can't tell he added, by way of apology.
But you can tell When you hear Il
wild, foolish. improbable and malicious
story, you can tell it is untrue, if you
care to apply fairness and common
sense. But if you want to be unfair
and foolish. YOU can believe it.--Atcli-
son (kan.) Globe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
LARGEST BIRDS NEST.
Record Is Reached by Jungle Fowl of
Australia

The largest birds nests are to he
found in Australia. The Australian juu-
gle fowl build for nests great mounds,
10 feet in height and 10 or 1870 feet in
circumference. Grass, leaves and other
vegetable matter are used in the con
structiOn OF the nests, which easily
weigh ton. The Australian brush tur-
KEYS, working in colonies build pyram-
idial nests even larger. One of these
nests, On being removed. filled several
carts, and its total weight was five
tons,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-12-08
Bridge Ethics.

To be able to make a good fourth at
bridge gives one the entree everywhere
nowadays. A sound declaration covers
a multitude of sins while if you hold
four aces in u mo trump" you may com
NIT all the crimes in the calendar. and
still be member of smart society,"
VANITY Fair,