Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-23
Cedar Spring.
Sbeeiallo he Mlses

SPseiaIf 10 The Ne7eS
Still at mi ole perfesshun, gwine
about doin gud. Ha, ha, ha, ha !
Tell it not in Cath. Proclaim it not
in the streets Of Ashkelon.
Colds is the order nv the da, sum
call EN- bad coalds. l hain't seed nary
good wun aroun hear this sumar.
Mr.. j. q. Howard is still in feeble
helth.
Miss Lou Hicks has been right sick
but is convalescent. Mr.. Henry Hicks
also has been sick.
Don't no NV any deths Don't hear
nv any Heavens bells er wedding bells
ringing
Miss Minnie Blair has gone to Nc
Minnville to enter school.
Uncle Alb Deakins and son and sons
family were visiting at Burl Condra s
last Saturday and Sunday.
S. G. Chaudoin and family spent.tne
day at Mr.. Bob Hackworth last Sab
bath
Mrs Will Easterly, Of Sunnyside Wis
tied Liberty school last Thursday AL
so Mr.. Jim Davidson's family.
Many thanks, Bro. Dofetchit, for
your complement in last weak nuze.
Seldum | do anything to merritt a
compliment, that hit umbarrassis me.
]. no you are gud jedge and l will not
exkuze you Nv fiaturery, but KANT
help but think yew sea threw a glass
darkly, if yew think can write any
thing wurth pubishin.
! got acquainted with Unkle Jasper
Hackworth ava back yander in the ear
Annie Domino, but hav never been too
his house tel las weak Aunt Bette,
that Unkle Jasper other half, she d
helpt raze about ten children, mostly
gals and boys, and so her eye wus
gittin dim, so she sent me wurd that
she wished sum specs very muchly, so
too commodate her and me sum to- |
goes down and fits her up with a nice
pair of spex, and maid mi pocket book
more plethoric. Uncle Jasper has a
neville married sun Twin in the house
with him. They cauld him Peter,
named after Peter Haunch. Don't no
how long after. Corse he don't favor
Peter Haunch If he did his little
wife wood go rite to the cort house in
Jasper and git her a diverse and quit
him. Anyone kin git a devorse what S
got few dollars and can git cupple
nv friends too sware few lise, but tina
don always have to sware lie. If |
had d wife | bet she could sware the
trooth, the hole trooth and nuthin but
the trooh and git her wun.. They yus-
ed too have big lot Nv divorses on
hand, but tina have had big run on
EN- fur the last fifteen ears
You We hearn of SIGH and sich one
bein horned with a silver spnne in his
mouth Well Peter Haunch, he had
big silver lookin thing in his mouth,
but it weren't spune. He's a good
musishuner, both vocal and instrum-
entail. He'd take a gittar in both hans
and pick a chune and that thing in
him mouth would pla the identickle
chune. never seed the like in my
horned days.
Uncle Jasper, Aunt Bette and son
Bob, has all gone to soshashun on Grow
Creek, forti milze, moer er les. Them
ole Primitives stick too ther parti.
When go haf that fur too hear fel.
Ter preach, I'll hat to think he car
prech. What about Teller trien toe
preach that can't show the place in the
bible wher hit reeds about Jonas swol
J lerin the whale and after the Izeralits
piched ter tents, can't tel how much
pich tina had left. Sum NV EN- cant
tel who wus the father of Zebidee'
| children.
Tere was man in our town,
And he was wondrous wise;
He jumped into a briar bush,
And scratched out both his eyes,
And when he saw is eyes were out,
With all his might and main
He jumped into another bush
And scratched them in again.
Peter Haunch.