The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-15
A. CARD SHARP.

Ohm: S. MAGUIRE the Dayton meat dealer who has for
y been fighting the beef trust talking in his
office one day about the trusts methods. -&a -:
"For unbushing and unashamed misconduct he said
this trust reminds of poor young who had pro-
posed to millionaire's daughter 2a9a Il, :sx .n
The girl liked the fellow buthis poverty frightened her.
~" think Of the future, DEAR she said. you poor
Yeu of the Injuries to which have been
accustomed from my childhood.'e - So So. - -. Il.
go, But your father-4G-'Ghe began >.Aa II ~ -.
Alas he would do nothing for U.S. she interrupted.
s Does he play pokers' the youth asked. u
ono "a, u-...
SMILED confidently at that and took her hand in his
& t4Ren heosaid III, teach him. Put your trust in me-
love, anda4err for the future not at al r~@ % 7z
TOO F1N1oKY
DROFEssoB. IN. E. gJAFFA of the university of Cali
fornia conducting at Oakland series Of experiments
with the object Of ncreasng the laying power of the hen
Professor Jaa has already secured remarkable lay
ing records In discussing records he said the other
day: 49, :...,: 4 st.. =
'Ceanlness is prime factor successful chiclen-farm-
ing Keep the cean dry, cheerful and your hens will
do their duty by you nobly. En 4 "a
fact to make hens lay WELL it is almost necessary to
carry neatness to the nicky pont-to be nicky as the
old ladywh the aquarium. --": t::.4 gAs.5z
tThs old lady did not merely keep the aquarium neat
The glass spotes the stones at the bottom snowy-but it
said of her that every Saturday night she took the fish
out and gave them bath.'
:. ERENCH UNIV ERSATlON
s. LANES HAzEN HYDE is of the few Americans not
reared and educated France who speak French with
accuracy and elegance.
At dinner recently Mr. Hyde said Of the average French
that is spoken by foreigners:
may be eptomized in the story of the Austin girl in
Paris She met Frenchwoman at the Ritz and took tea
with her Afterwards, she got her carriage at the
Place Vendome, her companion said enviously:
g Z suppose you had lovely time with that French
lady? suppose you got famousy in conversational
'Wel,' said the Austin girl complaceny 'she under
stood what she said, and understood what said'
TOO MUCH FOR HIM
NJ IKOLA TESLA the electrician, showing a group
| y of young ladies his magnificent laboratory.
In front of ordinary reading light he paused and
said III
3When this type Of light out had in my employ
a young fellow called Charles.
Charles the first time he Of these lights burn
ing, said to
q Sure, Mr. Tesla, tand what's that?'
'stT That said ], lis electricity, Charles
''He frowned and shook his head.
every good he said very good. But I'll be hanged
If don think it takes than electricity to make the
hairpin burn in the BOTTLE /"
800. WIND.
T LIEUTENANT BEVAN Of the Drake was talking at the
u New York horse show about rough weather
Someone told the old story about the day when it
windy that the crows all had to walk home
Lieutenant Bevan laughed at this story saying he could
the black trudgng along the road against the
wind. Then he went
But that wind could have been nothing to one that nv
boatswain talks about
f'Th wind, the boatswain declares, 'came on in the
Bay Of Bscay it blew that it took four mer
to hold the captains hat and then it blew thu
anchors off the bottom Of his coat
THE COMMENCEMENT
81 SEE, said Flipp he laid down his paper, ttha
Russa's internal bros are now at an end
s Flapp sneered.
(which end?' he sail