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Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06

for some time; head has ached and
back also; has slept poorly, been quite
nervous, and nearly tainted once or
twice; head dizzy, and heart beats very
fast; then that bearing-down feeling,
and during her periods she is exceed
ingly respondent. Nothing pleases
her. Her doctor says: "Cheer up: you
have dyspepsia; you will be all right
soon"
But she doesn't get all right" and,
ing, morbid, melancholy, everlasting
BLUES.
Don't wait until your sufferings have
driven you to despair, with your nerves
all shattered and your courage gone,
but take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. See what it did for
Mrs. Rosa Adams, of $40 18th Street,
Louisville, KY, niece of the late Gen
eral Roger Hanson, C.S.A. She writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
81 cannot tell you with pen and ink what
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has done for me- l suffered With female
troubles, extreme lassitude, the blues
nervousness and that all-gone feeling. / was
advised to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and it not only cured my female
arrangement, but it has restored me to perfect
health and strength. The buoyancy of my
younger days has returned, and do not suf-
fer any longer with dependency, as did be-
fore. I consider Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound a boon to sick and suffering
women"
If you have Some arrangement OF
the female organism write Mrs.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, for advice.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
WANTED INFORMATION.
Robert Desired Minister'S Formula for
Disgusting His Breath.

A very aggressive and highly sue
cessful crusade in favor of Temperance
has recently been going on in GER
tain Scotch city, and young minis
ter, whose eloquence is married only
by the unfortunate remarks he some
times makes, has been able to per-
suade several heavy drinkers to enter
the temperance fold.
Meeting one of his converts one at-
ternoon, he stopped him and inquired
how he was getting along.
The man kept we'll back, and the
minister's suspicious were aroused.
"Ah, Robert" said the reverend gen
tleman, sadly. I'm afraid you've
been drinking. can smell it on your
breath"
Robert didn't deny the impeach-
ment-in fact, he couldn't-and just
remained speeches., his eyes fixed On
the ground in front of him.
"Now, Robert" continued the minis
ter. "you never smell the odor OF
liquor in my breath
mo. sir, I never did" was Roberts
reply: then, in a most anxious tone OF
voice, he added:
What dye dae for it?"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
RIGHT HOME.
Doctor Recommends Postum from
Personal Test.

No one is better able to realize the
Injurious action of caffeine-the drug
in coffee-on the heart, than the doc
tor
When the doctor himself has been
relieved by simply leaving off coffee
and using Postum, he can refer with
full conviction to his own case.
A Mo. physician prescribes Postum
for many of his patients because he
was benefited by it. He says:
Il wish to add my testimony in re-
gard to that excellent preparation
Postum. l have had functional or
nervous heart trouble for over Is
years, and part of the time was unable
to attend to my business.
81 was a moderate user of coffee and
did not think drinking it hurt me. But
on stopping it and using Postum in
stead, my heart has got all right, and
I ascribe it to the change from coffee
to Postum.
81 am prescribing it now in cases OF
sickness, especially when coffee does
not agree, or affects the heart, nerves
or stomach.
when made right it has much
better flavor than coffee, and is vital
sustainer of the system. I shall con-
tinue TO recommend it to our people,
and I have my own case to refer to-
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read the little book,
The Road to MELVILLE" in pkga
There's a reason"
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er surprised its recipient by the deli
cacy and right feeling with which it
was expressed. The letter was ac-
knowledged in yelled and guarded
terms, and when Billery's concerns
next took him down to the riverside
village he saw Aloysius in the street,
raised his hat to him in passing, and
had his salute returned.
He had always thought that Alloy
sius actually despised him, and the
belief had ranked in his mind. When
he recalled that fateful interview in
his own room which had led to the
partial violation of a secret carefully
guarded from all men for so many
years he would go hot and cold all
over. He remembered his own aspect
as he had seen it in the glass after
Truscott's departure-the hair all
tumbled and frowzy, the eyes bleared,
the cheeks and lips unShaven and I'M
washed, the linen soiled and crumpled,
the clothes all wrinkled and I'M
brushed after nights sleep in them,
because he had been too drunk when
he had staggered to his bed to take
them off.
Then he remembered his visitor, the
refinement and distinction Of his
dress, his perfect manner and speech,
the patient sorrow of his look, the
dignity and self-control with which his
charges had been received, the amaz-
ing reasonableness with which all the
suspicious against him were accepted
as being natural and inevitable, and
he blushed with shame.
The contrast was too appalling-the
squalid drunkard believing his unjust
accusation, and the man who faced
him Of course Billery was unfair to
himself. His grounds for belief had
seemed so real that even the man
against whom they told admitted their
cOgency But it was not in him to
be merely just to anybody or any
thing, and when he thought of all
these things he writhed in the depths
of his standardization. In short, ii
there were a man in all the world in
whose eyes Billery would have been
2Idu W SuOW W CtUV CtAiCoSC3 thoO AA1oAA
was Aloysius Brangwyn. And since
lie had not the remotest hope that he
would ever do it he was very unhappy.
This novel feeling of his drew him
oftener to the village than he had
ever been before, though in Trus-
colts day he had been a somewhat
frequent visitor. He knew, more or
less, a goodly number of the residents,
and whenever he could find time he
would make opportunities for knowing
them better. He scraped acquaintance
with the parson and the organist. He
developed a great interest in the an
tiquities of the church and took heel
ball rubbings of all the brasses. And
since, when all was said and done,
Billery was a ripe scholar, and most
undeniably a gentleman so long as he
kept sober, he became popular, and
was welcome to spend an hour or two
at a time in many of the local homes
(To Be Continued)
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SMELLS OF ITALY.
They Are Loud, Numerous and Very
Persistent.

"This thing of travelling in Europe
is all we'll enough began the man
who had just returned from a trip
abroad, ''but, after this, deliver me
from summer trips through Italy. We
complain about mosquitoes here, but
add to these little pests myriads CT
f1eas, and vile odors, worse than any
of our sewers or garbage camps, and
YOU get somewhere near the ills and
troubles that come in July to the trav-
eler through sunny Italy. Spicy gar
lie smells are bad enough-that one
sometimes gets from Italian camps
along railroads in this country-hut
for the real thing in the way of odors,
allow me to recommend you to Italy,
and in the month of July. Oh. yes, de-
lightful enough country interesting
art and history. but there were too
many side issues for me. After this
III make my Mediterranean trips in
the winter
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during a gravel attack, and mad inc
other usual symptoms of kidney trou-
ble-lassitude, headache, pain in the
back, urinary disorders, rheumatic
pain, etc. I have box containing IA
gravel stones that I passed, but that
is not one-ouarter of the whole num-
Der. L consider Doan's Kidney Pills a
fine kidney tonic.
Sold by all dealers, SO cents box.
Foster-Mflburn Co, Buffalo, y. Y.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
MAIzYPoP IN ENGLAND.
It's Just Good Old Cony Island Pink
and White Popcorn.

Maizypop in London is the product
of the latest American invasion.
1t is asserted, says What to Eat.
that the record for such introductions
has been broken in this case; for it
took just one week to form company,
to register the trademark and to lease
a building. In the second week the
finished product was being turned out.
Maizypop is simply popcorn as we
are familiar with it, in pink and white
cakes wrapped in oiled paper. The
name is a concession to the language
of England, where corn is known as
maize.
The two Americans who have start
ed maizypop upon its career first
bought the foreign rights for popcorn
machinery, then arranged to control
the export of shelled corn from the
United States for ten years.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
CHAPTER XIV.

What a high-strung fellow you are,
Alexis." said Billery, as he and the
bearer of good news sped toward the
southeastern village in which Trus
colt had purchased the restored old
manor and it's grounds. They had
secured a first-class smoking carriage
to themselves. Alexis was in ire
mendous spirits. Ec chaated all man
ger of ditties. sra. German
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
Eggs a Century Old.

In telling a large tree some days
ago in Cirencester, Worcestershire, a
birds nest containing four eggs was
discovered inclosed in hollow near
the heart of the trunk. The sap rings
showed that a century had elapsed
since the eggs were laid, and it was
obvious that the hollow had closed au"
tomatically. The eggs were intact, but
slightly faded.
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So They Were Married.

A certain Lebanon clergyman is so
set against marrying divorces that he
is very careful in his examination Of
candidates for matrimonial honOrs.
The other day he asked young man
who sought to engage him to perform
the marriage ceremony:
SIS your intended wife a spinster?"
ooh, no, sir! She's a dressmaker."
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
CAYENNE PEPPER? NO, INDEED!
Christian Scientist Balks at the Pep
per Test for Pain.

A friend of mine, says T. P. O'Con-
nor. told me the other day that pa
tient who had a Christian Science
doctor thrust upon him thus addressed
the pIiracle-mOnger
81 understand, madam, that you do
not believe in the reality of pain? It
is, you consider, a pure matter of the
imagination?"
Certainly"
81 should like to be assured of this,
madam, before l put myself under
your treatment; and hope, therefore,
you will NOT object to my putting some
cayenne pepper into your eye
But she did.
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Extenuatino Circumstances.

yes, gentlemen, this man who
stands before you is guilty" said the
lawyer for the defense. "But he has
the right to most extenuating circum-
stances. Yes, gentlemen, because
with the dose of poison which he used
he might have killed at least twenty
people and he only killed five. There
fore he has saved the lives of fifteen
people"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
Love Changes Things.

He used to think her long and lean"
But, though she has not changed at
all,
Since they're engaged he hath not
seen
A creature so divinely tall"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
PAT ENTS.

List of Patents Issued Last Week
to Northwestern inventors
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, Oil Pioneer Press
building, St. Paul, Mimi: Charles b.
Garrett, Minneapolis, Mimi, dry-pipe
valve; John A. CLANS. Minneapolis,
Mimi, plane; Henry J. Hubert, Rugby,
N. D., gambrel; Peter A. Johnson, st.
Paul, Mimi, folding sled; Theodore II.
Johnson, ST. Paul, Mimi, mattress;
VIM. H. Laraway, Minneapolis, Mimi,
vending machine; Nels Il. Nelson,
Pennock, Mimi, power device.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
Historic Bridge.

Horatius was holding the bridge.
Nobody trumped my ace" he ex-
planned.
Thus was shown the advantage of
not having a sweet young thing for a
partner.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
A Survivor.

$50 you are still unmarried" said
the girl friend.
YES answered Miss Cayenne.
"And when I see the disappointments
of the girls who are married / begin
to believe there is, after all, some
thing in this doctrine of the fittest."
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06

or three years that
[ had kidney trou-
BILE I passed about
21a pounds of gravel
and sandy sediment
in the urine. l
haven't passed a
stone since using
Doan's Kidney Pills,
however, and that
was three years ago.
| used to suffer the
most acute agony
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
Economical Power,

Fairbanks Morse Gasoline Engines are
making a big hit with farmers and
mechanics. They are practical labor
saving device, being simple. reliable and
economical. Write for Catalog ST-166.
FAIRBANKS. MORSE & CO, st. Paul.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
CURED ~ GRAVEL.
Not Single Stone Has Formed Since
Using Doan's Kidney Pills.

J. D. Daughtrey, music publisher,
os Suffolk. Va, says: During TWO
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06
SMALLPOX CASES, AT CAMBRIA.
Reported That There Are Ten Persons
Suffering From Disease.

Smallpox has broken out at Cam
bria. The Rev Moses Breese of the
Presbyterian church in Cambria tele
phoned to Portage asking that the
church conference which was to have
been held there this week be held in
Portage instead, owing to the break.
Ing out of the disease. 1t is said that
there are already ten cases Of the dis.
ease.
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-.
Cure For The Blues
ONE MEDICINE THAT HAS NEVER FAILED
Health Fully Restored and the low Of
life Regained.

When acheerful, brave, light-hearted
woman is suddenly plunged into that
perfection of misery, the BLUES, it is
q sad picture. 1t is usually this way:
She has been feeling tout of sorts"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-06

Falling in love is easy, but climbing
out again-aye, there's the rub.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17
MIR. ARMoUR,s COMPLAINT.
TThe Commonar

j. Ogden Armour, the recognized
spokesman of the packers. is just now
engaged in making plaintive appeal
for square deal" for the packers.
Where is the American love of fair
play?' he asks
Mr.. Armour's sudden interest in the
square deal and fair play" would
be commendabe were it not rendered
SO ridiculous by the facts surrounding
the case at issue. The old saw to the
effect that it makes a difference
whose OK is gored' has peculiar APP
plication to, the beef trust exposures.
Mr.. Armour and his associates never
paused to consider the matter of n
square deal" and fair play" when
they met every morning to decide how
much they would pay for beef on the
hoof. They never thought of those
things when they were exacting re-
bates from complaisant railroad mana
gers in order that they might crush out
competition. They never gave those
things thought when they put in syn
dictate meat markets by the side of in
dependent markets and sold beef below
cost until the small competitors were
bankrupt. When they were doping
their products and endangering the
health of the public in order tn in
crease profits they did not care a rap
about a square DEAF or fair play
That was when they thought they had
everything their own way. Now when
they are paying the penalty their in
terest in square deal' and fair
play suddenly becomes acute"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17
A Graceful Rebuke.

DR.. Omori, professor of seismolOgy
at the university of Toxic, told one
day in San Francisco, during his study
of the earthquake there, an interest
ing anecdote about graceful rebuke.
1.-The favorite horse of the Chinese
emperor Tsi," said Or. Omori, died
royal master Of the horse. The en-
peror was SO enlaged at this that he
drew his sword and would have run
the careless functionary thru the body.
But the learned mandarin, Yent-Se,
struck up the emperor's sword, say
ing:
Sire this man has not yet been
formal accused Of any crime. He de-
serves to die, put his accusation should
cvome first 1t is the law"
"'Well,' said the emperor, tell him
what he has done
Listen you rogue said the man
DARN, turning to the trembling mas
ter of the horse, listen to catalog Of
your heinous offenses. In the first
place, you have allowed a horse to per-
ish that his majesty had entrusted to
your care. In the second place, it ID
on your account that the emperor be-
came SO exasperated that he was about
to Stay you with his own hand. Fine
ally, thru your fault, the sovereign
was actually on the point of disgracing
himself in all his peoples eyes by kills
ing a man for the sake of a horse
Enough said the emperor, app
preciating the reDuke. Let him go. He
Is pardoned.'"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17
The Old Sk;nflint

Several years ago. when Powell g.
Plimpton kept drug and grocery
house on Washington street, in Buffa-
10, says the Buffalo Times, farmer
from Williamsville drove to Buffalo to
buy bill of goods for his country
store. After coming downstairs and
waiting for his goods TO be packed he
noticed several men using the speak
ing tube. After awhile his curiosity
got the better of him and he asked the
proprietor what that thing was.
"A speaking tube" said the proprie-
tor. Speak to some one upstairs and
see how it works"
What will l say said the farmer,
going over to the tube.
"Oh, say anything you like said the
proprietor.
"Hey.' shouted the farmer. Are the
goods Mr.. Parsons of Williamsville Or
dered ready"
Yes" said the man upstairs, "the
goods are ready, but we looking the
old skinhint up. We think he is kind
of shaky."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17
The EQUALITY
Of Pabst Beer
The Best Materials and the cleanest
Process Makes 1t Most Popular.


Pabst's process of brewing is exclu-
sive all the way thru, and that is the
reason why" Pabst beer is today the
most popular brand of beer in the
world.
People know when they drink Pabst
Blue Ribbon Beer that it is the clean
est beer in the world-because it never
is touched by human hands in it's en-
tire process of manufacture.
People know when they drink Pabst
Blue Ribbon Beer that il is the richest
beer in the world, because it is made
from the exclusive Pabst eight day
malt, which is the only malt in the
world that retains all of the richness
OF the barley.
People know when they drink Pabst
Blue Ribbon Beer that they are drink
ing beer that is fully aged, because
it is aged by the exclusive Pabst pro-
cess and is never mixed with young"
beer to give it head or body.
People know that for the past sixty
years Pabst has been foremost in the
manufacture of a superior beer because
he has spent millions to brew a beer
that is perfect in age. Purity and
strength, and Pabsts Blue Ribbon
stands today without an equal as
clean, pure, wholesome refreshing bev-
erage.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17

Topics Of the Times


A Minnesota man went into hen
yard with diamond ring and an m
quisitive chicken picked the brilliant
out of its setting and swallowed IL
Still. some folks profess to believe
there is no value in chickens.
Adrian Arson seems to have played
city clerk so we'll for Chicago that
there is strong talk of trying him out
in the sheriff's position.
Judge Wade keeps on writing letters
refusing democratic nominations for
all the democratic offices-seen, unseen
or hoped for.
Mary had little lamb
With which she used to play;
She sold it to a packing house
Twas potted chicken, weiner wurst,
Veal loaf, pate de fol gras,
Minced ham. homeless herring
Clipped beef canned SQUAD
Next day. The Commoner.
The reclamation service is cooper
ating heartily with the bureau of plant
industry in series of experiments
which the latter is initiating in the
vicinity of Yuma, Arizona. A plot Of
ground controlled by the service has
been turned over to the plant experts
who propose to experiment with cot
ton and other crops The delta of the
Colorado river has always possessed
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17
plssENTIoN GROWING.
[Sioux City Journal. !


We want 10 see neither Mr.. Perkins
nor Mr. Cummns nominated in the
August convention by a process of rid
ing rough shod over those opposed 10
their nomina ton. To do so would be
to invite defeat at the polls. II the adj
herents of the two men cannot agree
upon an amicable adjustment of the
contests, then it would be wise for the
convention to nominate Capt. Rath
bun.-Cedar Rapids Republican.
Who is standing out against an am
icable adjustment? "The only man.
He says there is nothing to arbltfate.
He says the convention is his. Aside
from his own nomination he is asking
for more He has slate he wants
put thru. Under the claim that 1t Is
his convention he wants to name the
ticket. as he was permitted to name
the. delegates from Polk county. He al
so regards it as important, in the IN
terest of reform, that control OF the
state central committee should be Civ
en- to him. 1t is being urged just now
that the committee has no power, but
that position, under the law of pro-
erosion, would not be adhered to af-
ter the committee had been satisfaef-
orily revised. Every candidate except
"the only man" is subject to the will
of the convention. He alone is defiant.
1t is wrong to figure Mr.. Perkins in the
same class. While it may be true that
a majority of the convention will be
composed of anti-Cumminsites, they
are divided as to first choice, as is
In NJ
ventions No doubt the convention
would be able to sound harmony note
if it were freed of the gag. The only
man" says there is only one way Of
peace, and that is to knuckle and
his will and law. 1t would
be as proper to put Capt. Rathbun in
the only man" class as to place Mr..
Perkins there.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17
Iowa Newspapers
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
OURS.
Hampton Globe

You are wife. The whole making
or marring of your husband is in your
hands. A woman can seldom be ele-
waited by man, but a man seldom
fails to rise or fall to the woman ne
loves. Home springs up at your feet
like flowers at the footsteps of the rain
and sunshine in the spring-that Is, IL
you are the right kind of wife. len
thousand men, however brave of heart.
noble of purpose. true of character, ana
generous of soul could not make one
home. But one pure, loving, gener-
Gus, tactful and Industrious woman
cane make home for a thousand men,
Home making is husband making and
child blessing and this is the divine
distinction that opens before you as
wife and mother. But have you enter
ed into the spirit of this mission Win
all the depths of enthusiasm OF your
heart? This is the holy of holes OF
married life. You are to lose the con-
seriousness of your own existence apart
from your husband--you and he are
one Never. after the day of your
marriage ought you to think or SPEAK
of mime" and "yours"-all is now
ours"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-07-17
The ost Family.

A great crowd had gathered to Wit
ness the closing exercises of the village
school relates the Washington Star. 1t
was 10 o'clock at night when they
finished and everybody started for
home. Then suddenly some one
shouted aloud. Little Paul Chiffon is
lest" Now Paul was only 41s years
old.
The minister hurried alone down the
path to the spring. hoping the little one
might have taken that familiar walk.
All! sure enough. tiny figure was
coming, with brave little steps, up the
sloping path.
ooh, Paul" cried the minister, run
ming toward him, how did you come to
be lost?'
II don't fink Is losted," answered
the little fellow, a quaver of relief in
his voice as the big man gathered him
in his arms. Then he went on In a
tired little tone. "but the rest of the
family must be losted, for l can't find
'em anywhere