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The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
Called His Own Name.

At a session of the German Reichs-
tage there was a curious instance OF
Observation-Disclosures Herr Wichmann
was calling the roll of members when,
upon reading out his WI name, he
naturally received no response. He
called the name the second time in a
louder tone. and finally roared it out
like a healthy lunged bull. At this
juncture his colleagues broke out into
such laughter that the truth dawnad
upon him and he Joined i'll the general
hilRrity.
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Tragic.

After q long, patient search the com.
edian boarder had discovered a straw.
berry in the shortcake.
"There's sand on it," he growled. 81
wish the landlady would wash the Der.
ries when she buys them"
"Do you think it would be fatal to
eat such a berry," asked the sweet
singer with a broad smile.
"Sure; I'd bite the dust"
And the landlady looked colder than
the little brick of ice cream in the cen.
tire Of the table.-Columbus Dispatch.
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Wonderful.

The modern Sherlock had been hast
lily summoned to discover why so little
work was done in the big Office while
the boss was out.
II observe" said Sherlock, looking
around the room, "that Mr.. Bones,
your tall bookkeeper, has been kissing
your pretty stenographer during your
absence"
"How in the world did you find that
out?" gasped the boss.
why, she has a blot of ink on her
nose. He forgot to remove the pen
from behind his ear."-Chicago News.
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Dying BIRDS Devotion to young.

A Danzig correspondent writes:
While swimming on q lake with her
brood Of five q diver bird was shot,
and although MORALLY wounded collect
ed her young ones and diyed for their
safety.
When her dead body foated to the
surface the five little birds were still
clinging with their beaks to her wings,
but all had been suffocated by remain
ing too long under the water.-London
Daily Mail.
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Served Milk Three Centuries.

Mrs. Caroline Berry was charged in
a London court the other day with
selling milk that had not the required
percentage of cream. The fault was
found to lie in the fact that she had
sold constantly from the top of a YES
sci, OF course, but had lot stirred the
milk, meanwhile. She remarked: eve
and our family before us have served
milk for three centuries, and this is
he first time there has been any COM
plaint.''
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

Mrs. Winstow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethtng ,softens thegums, reducesinfamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie Csc a bottle
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
Three Killed by Eating Sausage

J.. B. Baremore, a farmer living
near Fort Smith, Ark, and his two
children. Emma, five years old, and
James, eighteen months old, died in
a hospital at Fort Smith from
ptomaine poisoning. They had eaten
bologna sausage purchased from a
street lunch stand.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
The Hippo-"Yes, 1 ought to wear
glasses, too, but somehow 1 can't get
them to stay on my nose"
When Society Plays Bail.

Read about the society ball game
in Washington the other day"
mop. What about it,"
"Aw'fy exciting. Man batted a ball
into the grand stand where the Marine
Band was playing"
eyes"
"Ball hit the bass drum and bounded
off, and the catcher caught it. The uIn.
pire called the batter out"
"Eh! How could he?"
"Said he was caught off the bass!"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
Great An

Great American Chess Player Dead.
Harry Nelson P%illsbury, one of the
foremost chess players of the world,
died at the Friends Asylum, Phila-
delphia. He was Americas greatest
chess genius, and was born at SOM
c~rville, Mass, in 1872.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

Thousands tell OF
cures made by Doan's
Kidney Pills. John c.
Coleman, a prominent
merchant of SWANS
boro, Ca, says: For
several years my kid
neys were affected,
my back ached
day and night. was
languid, nervous and
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
Guatemalan Rebels Beaten.

General Lopez, who invaded
Guatemala with 1000 men from Sal
vador, was defeated by the Govern
ment forces, and a similar disaster
befel the rebel expedition from Mex
leo, both being driven back across
the frontier.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

"Why did Titewodd choose to be
married by a Justice instead of a
preachers?
HE said that church weddings took
too long, and he had hired the carriage
by the hour."-Cleveland Leader.
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Only One Song.

Yeast-"Were you up to the oyster
supper up at the church last night?"
Crimsonbeak-"Yes; it was q very
enjoyable affair"
you're joking"
mo, I'm not. Every one that found
an oyster had to sing a song"
"Must have got tiresome."
"Not at all. We only had one song
the whole evening."-Yonkers States
man.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
Let Him wait.

"No," said the optimist, 81 lever take
my troubles to bed with me-"
tits all right to say that now" re-
piled the pessimist, "but wait till you
have a few ingrowing nails."-Chicago
Record-Herald.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
His Favorite Play.

"What is your favorite play?" asked
the girl who quotes Shakespeare.
"Well," answered the youth with
long hair, 81 believe 1 like to see q
man steal second as we'll as anything"
-WaShington Star,
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at Last.

Senior Partner-"There's one thing to
be said in favor of classical music"
Junior Partner-"What is that?"
Senior Partner-"The office boy can't
whistle it."-Chicago News.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

Redd-"What is the tonneau on an
automobile?"
Greene-"Oh, that is the cart of the
car a pedestrian lands in when you
throw him up in the air instead of
going over him."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

stella-"They are always trying to
invent a bottle that cannot be refilled."
BeYa-"They ought to invent a ring
that cannot be regiven."-New York
Sun. a,.F-
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h One Thing.

How differently. things may be
viewed! From a monetary standpoint
it takes ten mills to make one cent,
while from a pugilistic view it takes
hundreds Of pounds to make one mill.
Baltimore American.
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BANK MESSENGER ARRESTED.
Boy Who Disappeared From New
York With 5000. 900 Caught.

Fort Worth, Texas.-Wheelock
Harvey, the messenger for the First
National Bank of New York City,
who disappeared two weeks ago with
100000 worth of securities and
cash, was arrested at Springtown, as
he was returning from an all-night
wolf hunt with his comrade, David
Melville. Both boys are in Jail and
will go to New York, waiving extra
dition.
Harvey admits that he ran away
with 500 in cash, but says that he
returned the securities.
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HARVESTER TRUST GUILTY.
Will Pay $4,000 in Fines For Vic.
lating the Statutes of Arkansas.

Iating the Statutes Of Arkansas.
Chicago.-The International Har-
vester Company agreed to plead gull
ty to two violations of the antitrust
law of the State of Arkansas and pay
two fines of $4,000 each, as we'll AS
all the costs of the action. The COM
pany was convicted of inserting in it's
contracts with it's agents a clause
prohibiting the sale of any goods
made by competing firms, in direct
violation of the statute of Arkansas.
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lame in the morning. Doan's Kidney
Pills helped me right away, II the
great relief that followed has been per-
nanent."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. I.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
King Haakon Greeted.

King Haakon arrived at Chris
tiania and was warmly welcomed;
large crowds greeted the American
delegates.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

Never in the history of the British Par.
Lament have the full number of members
been present at one sitting.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
No Interference in Congo.

The Congo, Africa, administration
has taken the position that no power
has the right to interfere on behalf
OF the Congo natives.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
The Girl and the Curl.

She clipped a curl where the tendrils cling
And she wrote, the merry elf:
ooh, the dearest gifts are those that bring
Just a little of yourself"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

II. II. GREENS Sons, of Atlanta, Ca, are
the only Successful Dropsy Specialists in the
world. See their liberal offer in advertise
ment in another column of this paper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
THE DAISY FLY KILLER A. ss.' ~: 4, y

H1
tire season Harm
less to persona.
clean, neat and will
not soil or iuJure
anything TRY them
and You will
never be without
them. IrnOt kept
dealers, sent
prepaid for eoN
HAROLD SoMENA
bekAlb tFsnue,
R~rpeklyR. \. 7.
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INTERESTING letter
WRITTEN ByANoTABLEW0MAN
Mrs. Sarah Kellogg Of Denver. Color
Bearer OF the Woman's Relief Corps,
Sends Thanka to Mrs. Pinkham.

great mental depression. l was unable to at
enc tony house work, and life became a bur-
den to me. Twas confined for days to my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
FL could not bear to think Of an operation,
and in my distress l tried every remedy which
! thought would be Of any use to me, and
reading of the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to sick women decided
to give 1t a trial. l felt SO discouraged that l
had little hope of recovery, and when !! began
to feel better, after the second week, thought
it only meant temporary relief; but to my
great surprise l found that / kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in size.
1.-THE Compound continued to build up my
general health and tho tunlor seemed to be
absorbed, until, in seven months, the tumor
was entirely gone and I well m l am
SO thankful for my recovery that I ask you
women may know Of the wonderful curative
powers of Lydia E.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular or painful periods, weakness, dis
placement or liberation of the female
organs, that bearing-down feeling, in
eral debility, indigestion or nervous
prostration, they should remember
there is one tried and true remedy.
ALyQlh II. iilhlidIa 'SkStdUlO< SOlH-
pound at once remove such troubles.
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such q record of cures of female
ills.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She is slaughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease has been
advising sick women free of charge.
She has guided thousands to health.
Address, Lynn, Mass.
Remember that it is Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that is cur
ingwomen, anddon't allowanydruggist
to sell you anything else in Its place.
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Professional Advice.

"He said 1 did not lave sense enough
to come in out Of the rain"
"Well?"
"Well you're my lawyer, aren't you?
What do you advise me to do?'
"Buy an umbrella Houston Post.
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TIL WORLDS
EAVOR|TE
For Preserving, Purifying
and Beautifying the Skin,
Scalp, Hair, and Hands.

cut,cura Soap combines delicate medicinal ana ensl.
Bent properties derived from Cutieura, the greA skia
CURE, with the purest Of cleansing Ingredient, and he
most refreshing Of flower odors. Depotsi london, 81
Charteshouss So Paris, . Rue de Ia PEIx; Boston, Ia
Columbus Ave Potter Drug q Chem. Corp, Sole Propa
~ Mailed Free, "Hov to Preserve, Purity, and Besutif1
The Skin, Scalp, Hair and HandA."
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st Satisfactory All Around,

"The Bilkins marriage has turned
out WELL"
"Sure! Neither one is more disap-
pointed than the other."-American
Spectator.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

The Church of England has an income
Of fl5,OOO,00O a year.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE
lure the Kidneys and the Pam VIII
Never Return.

Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

A watch taken to the top of Mount
Blanc win gain thirty seconds in twenty,
four hours.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

i.E,aisay
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

A beard ten feet long, which once
graced the features of a freak, now de-
ceased, is in England, probably for ex-
hibition purposes. 1t has been insured
at Lloyds for $500 at n per cent.
premium. N.Y.-25.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

In the Indian Ocean only $50 out of
l6,300 islands are inhabited.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

Japanese Study English.
Four-nitns or II Japanese boys are
now studying English.
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22

FITS, st. vitus' Danee:Nervous Diseases per.
manently cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. e trial bottle and treatise free.
DE-. II. Z. KLINE. Id. Q3l Arch st. .Phila. Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1906-06-22
DlSFIGURING SKIN M

Count Tolstoi is IN excellent chess
pIauar
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
GOING OUT
Yukon Ice Continues tO
 Move

The ice continues to move out Of the Yukon river. It went out at Selkirk yesterday, and this morning the river was open clear across to the mouth of the Pelly river.
 The report this morning said the ice is going out slowly at Fantalus. It is open for mile below that place and for a mile above it.
 The ice went out of SixtYmile river yesterday and is open for half mile below that point. That is the report from Ogilvie.
 The water is running over the ice eight inches deep at Coffee Creek.
 There is no change in the conditions at Lake Labarge, Dawson and Forty mile.
 The report heretofore sent out that she river is open from Lower Labarge to Yukon Crossing was inaccurate. IJ 1 is open to Big Salmon, but closed from there to nearly the crossing, where it is open. There is jam below the crossing.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
TO CONRAD
Barragar to be Chief Clerk
 To Rogers

James E. Barragar, chief clerki tn the office of the superintendent Of the White Pass, has been selected by J. P. Rogers, general manager and suPeriu- teudent of the Conrad mining com panies, to be his chief clerk, and he will leave for Conrad tomorrow morn ing to assume the duties of his new position. Mr. Barragar will be suc- ceeded in the office of Superintendent Hahn by Eugene L. Miller, who has been stenographer in the office fer more than one year.
 Mir. Barragar, who leaves the ser vice of the railroad to accept position of greater responsibilities and one that is more remunerative, has been con- nected with the rail and water diSiStons of the W. P. &. I. k. for five years. For the last year and a half be has Oc- cupied the position which he vacates this evening, having succeeded D. A. Murphy when the latter became agent for the Pacific Coast Steamship Con- pany. He quits the service with the very highest regard of his superiors.
 E. L. Miller, who succeeds Mr. Barragar, has been in Skagway more than year, and his promotion will cause pleasure to many friends.
 Mrs. Barragar and James Everett ir., will remain iu Skagway for the present.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
LEAGUE PROGRAM
 FOR TOMORROW

All preparations are complete for the musical and literary entertainment 10 be given in the Methodist Church tomorrow evening. An interesting evening is promised and the ladies of the Eworth League will serve refresh ments after the conclusion of the regu- lar program, which is as follows:
 Ouartette, ''Id Like to be-"
 Pantomime, ''Nearer My God to Thee
 Impersonalion, "I have drunk my last glass" Illustrated by Tableau, W. L. Williams, Mrs. J. T. Lee, Miss Edith Liddicost.
 Song and Pautomime, "The Resur- rection of the Flowers" |" Ten Girls.
 Solo, "You," Mrs. D. NJ. Westcotr
 Recitation, "B or DO B, Bessie Or chard.
 Quartette, "How Can I Leave Thee. ' Solo, "A Pretty Maid Knew" Mrs. W. L. Williams.
 Pautomime, Home, Sweet Home, '" Nora Harrison
 A feature of the evening will be incidents of the San Francisco disaster told by Ralph Royal, who has just returned from California.
 Admission l5 and D cents. Ticket are on sale at Britt's.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
Not ifas Rich as ROokefelIer

If you had all the wealth of ROeke- feller, the Standard Oil msguate, you could not buy a better medicine for bowel complaints than Chamberlaiu's Colic, Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy.
 The most eminent physician can not prescribe a better preparation for COhc
 and diarrhoea, both for children and adults. The uniform success of this remedy has shown it to be superior to all others. It never fails, and when reduced with water and sweetened, is pleasant 10 take. Every family should be supplied:with it. Sold by Wm. Britt.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
NOT A CENT
Your Eyes Examined Free
 OfCharge /

It will cost you NOT A CENT to have your eyes examined. If there is anything wrong with them we will tell you, and we will fit them with glasses that will make them good again, We charge for the glasses only, OUR PRICES ARE RIGHT.
 Our repair department is the best. We make things AS GOOD AS NEW. We do work promptly and GUARAN' TEE SATISFACTION.
 Best line watches, clocks, jeweIry, including nuggets and souvenir, glass ware and chinaWare in the city.
 J. IKUTA.
 Jeweler and Optician
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
Sciatioa Cured After Twenty Year
 Of Torture

For more then twenty years MT. J. B. Massey, of 3322 Clinton st. Minneapolis, M;nn.. was tortured by sciatica. The pain and suffering which he endured during this time is beyond COmprehen- sion. Nothing gave him any perman- ent relief until he used Chamberlain's s Pain Balm. One application of that liuiment relieved the pain and made sleep and rest possible and less than one bottle has effected a permanent cure. MT. Massey related his experience for the benefit of others who may be similarly afflicted. If troubled with sciatic or rheumatism why not try a 25-cent bottle of Pain Balm and see for yourself how quickly it relieves the pain, For sale by Wm' Britt.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
ALL QUIET
French Labor Movement
 Spends Itself

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan)
 Paris, May 3.-The main force of the labor movement has spent itself. No serious trouble is feared. There con- tinues to be small gatherings in the streets but these are disturbed by troops.
 The authorities are still vigilant, however. They fear to relax their strict surveillance.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
SKACwAX WEATHER

The result of the observation taken at Moore wharf at midnight, May 8 1906, is as follows: Temperature time Observat'n. .43 above Max. temp. preceding 24 hours..56 " Min ..5S Mean " Al
 Barometer 3O.l0.
 Clear, south wind.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
or BUY FUR
Woody" Organizes New
 Alaska Company

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.I
 Seattle, May 3.-The Seattle Fur Sales Agency was incorporated yester- day. F. NJ. Woodruff, formerly a fur buyer on the Yukon. will be in charge of the company's business here.
 F. NJ. Woodruff, referred to the fore going dispatch, is the former Skagway business man. He was mayor of this city for one year and atterward was in business on the Yukon.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
Principal Barber Shop Loads

The Principal Barbershop and Baths is the leading tonsOrial establishment in Alaska. Everything in all the de- partments is strictly modern. The baths are first class in all respects.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
1UDWUUUVWUN.OV .OVWW-0VVVVUOWV WV'WV
 PERSONAL MENTION

wv w W " wv wv ~N W Miss Jessie Debit has written to rel atives in this city that she escaped the California earthquakes and fires in safety. She is in Oakland
 E.J. White, editor of the White horse Star, returned on the Jefferson from Juneau and left on the train this morning for Whitehorse.
 Ralph Royal returned on the Jefferson from Berkeley California where he has been attending the Cali fornia state university.
 -o-
 Mrs. Charles Martin returned on the Jefferson from a visit to southern cities.>
 Mrs. A. E. Garvey is visiting her daughter, Mrs. E. B. Barteau, at the Summit.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03

The Pack Train Restaurant will serve wine with dinner orde~S, free, ID place of tea or coffee. Come on boys.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03

A large quantity of the latest maga- zines received at Muir'S on the JefferS SOD.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
At the Mascot

Mt. Vernon rye aud Old Belu on whiskeys, double stamped goods, at wholesale prices at the Mascot saloon
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03

The Marguerite cigar is made from the best Havana Tobacco and has no equal. On sale at w, w. Boughton.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03

Pattie shells always on hand at the Boss Bakery. tt
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
Horses for Sale

Draft, saddle or pack horses for sale. Apply at Alaska Transfer Co.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
Seed POtOtoes

Pure stock, Alaska grown, gold coin pototoes, yielded 576 bushels to the acre last year. h small lots SC. per lb. $500 per loo lbs. Phone 13l. H. D. Clark.
 Skagway.
 Other standard varieti es S2.00 per cwt
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
Fresh Meat

The Frye-Bruhn Co., keep all kind O fresh meat constantly on hand. tt.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
Cook Wanted

Wanted-woman to cook. Apply at Railroad Restaurant. tt|
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03

IT you are out of kindling see E McC Weste. have it by the sack or cord Phones 9O-S4. tt
The daily Alaskan., 1906-05-03
GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles. Druggists are authorized to rss fund money if PAZO OINTMENT tdils to cure iu to II days. soc. //
 If you want the best LGigar in the market try a MargueriteZzfor sale by w. W. BOughtOn. |
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-12
A PLAYER WAS STONED.
Oklahoma Quarterback Roughly
Treated at Edmond.

Norman, Okla, Nov. 12.AThe
SOoners returned from Edmond where
they defeated the Central Normal
football team by the score of Tito o
Saturday.
The students were overjoyed at this
score, which was larger than was ex-
pected considering the crippled condi-
ton of the team but everyone in Nor
man was indignant over the treatment
accorded the Sooners after the game
Cross. the Sooner quarterback. was
blamed for the leadership in a racket
that followed a Normal-Sooner base
ball game last spring and he was fol-
lowed all the way to his hotel by a
mob Of Normal students. who threw
rocks in profusiOn. Big Burch and an
Edmond minister took Cross under
their wings and kept him from receiv-
ing scxere injuries. Both Burch and
the minister were hit several times
and it was only when the preacher
threatened to kill some of the gang
that the attack was abandoned.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-12

Wall Street, New York, Nov. 2.-Large
selling orders appeared in the stock mar
lxet when trading began, under Whlcn
prices declined sharply all around Great
Northern preferred fell 2, Canadian Pa
cific and Anaconda IL, Union PACING 4,
PENNSYLVANIA Reading. Atchison, Brook-
Ivn Transit National Lead, St Raul,
Erie. Baltimore and Ohio, New York Cen
trail Missouri Pacific, Amalgamated Cop
per and Colorado Fuel large fractions:
Mexican Central advanced point and
Kansas and Texas Is
Covering by shorts strengthened the
market and some stocks recovered sharp
" but again got back to about the open
ing level when the bears stopped buying:
Tennessee Coal dropped s, Iowa Central
IA, Colorado and Southern, AInalgaTnated
Copper and DlstIller's Security TO IA
Before II 30 o'clock money on call was
quoted at 20 per cent.
The rise in the money rate to 20 per cent
brought out stocks freely. The resulting
declines left few of the active less than
a point lower than Saturdays closing
bid Reading and Great Northern fell 3,
Northern Pacific, Union Pacific and New
York Central ? to ~ and others point
or more Tennessee Coal dropped n and
Anaconda AZ The rebound was feeble
when the selling pressure relaxed.
Bonds were easy
During the noon hour stock prices were
steady at small fractions above the low
est.
A rally of some vigor set in shortly be-
fore O'Clock.