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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-09-27
Greeley

Earthly life, gentlemen, is term in
the pen.
Mr.. William Masterson returned
Sunday from Council Bluffs.
Much concern is felt about the con-
dition of Miss Edith Rucker.
Mr.. s. A. Maharg, the Watkins
medicine man, was a pleasant caller,
Monday.
Chel Adair was freighting flour
from Audubon to North Branch
Friday.
Girt Carter, of Melville, was a guest
in the William Masterson home last
Sunday.
Willie Deets bought bully blooded
bull from Jensen's Hereford herd
near Fiscus.
Worth Hartzell moved into the
king row by stocking his farm with
Dakota sheep.
Miss Nina Hayes returned last week
from a delightful six weeks visit in
Nebraska and Colorado.
Messrs. Tom Coglon and Lloyd Mil
Ter and families were entertained in
the Oscar Miller home, Sunday.
Albert Frederick and family were
among those who were entertained at
the Ira Johnson home Sunday.
Miss Tennykite, of Leroy, is the
present pedagogue at Rose Valley,
while No. 2 is still retaining Miss
Colee.
A new we'll was put in on the par
sonage grounds of the U. B. Church
which is greatly appreciated by the
pastor.
johnson & Buck, of Audubon, de-
Emerson gang plows to Mr.. Griffin
Thursday.
At this writing Miss Minnie Blake
is on her way home from Iowa City
after surviving severe operation for
appendicitis.
M. Masterson and wife spent last
Sunday in Guthrie Center, going to
see Mrs. Masterson's sister, who is
very i'll With typhoid fever.
Mr.. George Kramer, who has been
assisting Mr.. Will Benton in laying q
foundation for barn, returned to his
home near Audubon Sunday.
Albert Johnson's herd of bronchos
attracted quite q crowd to the Ira
johnson farm Sunday, where some
wild west scenes were enacted.
The picnickers who appropriated
Henry McElroy's grove Saturday,
left him sitting in nice easy chair
by way OF expressing gratitude.
Smile and the world will smile,
But weep and. hully gee!
Before the world will weep
Twill tell you, go to the D."
There will be short temperance
program in connection with the tenn
I perance lesson at the Union Baptist
Sunday School next Sunday morning.
There was a family gathering at
William Covault's, Jr., last Sunday
in honor of Mr.. William Covault's, Sr
mother and nephew who are here on
q visit from Ohio.
The Ladies Dorcas Society of the
Union Baptist church will spend next
Thursday with Miss Anna Kness.
This is to be sort of a farewell gath
ering as Mr.. Kness and family will
move to Audubon next week to make
that place their home.
The members of the Union Baptist
Sunday School had a picnic in the
McElroy's grove last Saturday. A
grand good time was had and all pro-
nounced it one of the best picnics they
ever attended. The Sunday School
greatly appreciated Mr.. McElroy's
Kindness in having tables and seats
all in readiness for them when they
arrived.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-09-27

OF the many forms OF excess that we
meet with in this world, there is one
which, through Difference for the
church we tolerate, when, in fact, it
should be boldly condemned as be.
getter of contemplate weaklings in
the Christian organization, and those
pitiful creatures outside known as
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-09-27
OfInterest to MANY,

Folev's Kidney Cure will cure any
case of kidney or bladder trouble that
is not beyond the reach of medicine.
No medicine can do more. Nick
Doffing
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-09-27

The members of the Union Baptist
Sunday School had picnic in the
McElroy's grove last Saturday. A
grand good time was had and all pro.
nounced it one of the best picnics they
ever attended. The Sunday School
greatly appreciated Mr.. McElroy's
Kindness In having tables and seats
all in readiness for them when they
arrived.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1906-09-27

The Ladies Dorcas Society of the
Union Baptist church will spend next
Thursday with Miss Anna Kness.
This is to be sort of farewell gath
ering as Mr.. Kness and family will
move to Audubon next week to make
that nlace ti,eir home
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25
ALWAYS A PEARL.

"of course, things have been thou
sand per cent. better In Cuba since the
war;" said the sugar man. ''and II Ia
hard for an American to realize what
they were before. / am speaking of
sanitary conditions alone. Five years be-
fore the Spanish were driven out I had
to pass month In Havana. There is
little difference between Cuban and a
spaniard when 1t comes down to sani.
tary matters. The best hotel in Havana
at that time hadn't bathtub, no run
ming water. beds Of straw, no bellboys
or regular porters, and you might get a
meal on time or an hour later. Ny bed
wasn't made mp half the time. Dishes
were put en- the table unwashed. Dur
Ing the month didn't see a perfectly
clean napkin or tablecloth
Outside Of the hotel there was no
drainage except on the surface. Not one
single house was connected with a sewer
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25
HE WAS TOO PREVIOUS.
SIX FUTURES.

Among my shaky debtors Of two
smonths ago." said Cincinnati whole
saler, was q retailer Mt Mobile. He
was owing me balance Of 500 and had
taken his trade elsewhere, and / was
about ready to charge the account to
profit and loss when things turned up
that made It necessary for me to 20 to
his city. When went around to see my
man be had q great deal to say about
poor trade, bad debts and 90 on, and I
nads up my mind that II was a poor out
look When consulted a lawyer I was
told that couldn't collect a cent, and
bad about given up the Idea when the
debteS catde around to the hotel Of his
0W1 accord.
'Hf. stsvens."4 he began, "I am an
honest man. would pay you the debt
In full II could. hut it Is impoesibls.o 1
should Ike to clear on, the books, how
ever. and want you to say what you
will settle fort"
This seemed fair starr towards get
ting something" said the merchant,
ana inter thinking things over agreed to
throw OF $500. The debtor said this was
not enough. He told about his wife
dying. a loss by IRE without insurance
and other sad things, and when he offered
500 In cash for a receipt In full gave Il
to him and pocketed his money. The gale
that was afterwards to become q hurrf-
cans was even then piping. A day later
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

It was no ones business to clean the
streets Every house emptied its Stops
from the door, and the drinking water
was enough to poison q horse. There
were from 40 to 80 cases Of cholera per
week, with typhoid fever good second,
and yet the people moved about as hap
PLY as II nothing could be better. One
day, after being fairly sick Of the place
and Its people, I broke out to a dealer
In tobacco, and. beginning with the hotel
went through the whole gamut of con.
plants. ! wound up by telling him that
American hogs wouldn't live the way
aristocratic people did In Havana. The
man heard me all through without ay
ing word. but when l had finished be
shook his head and quietly observed;
This may be ali true, as you say and
America may be great country, as you
claim, but you should remember that
Cuba 10 the Pearl Of the Antilles
JOE KERR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

ut was while trying to reform orthog,
raphy that L lost a good customer many
years ago" said the merchant al the sub
ject was under discussion. II had Gus
toner In a country town who sold more
sugar than any other three put together.
He retaiIed II at cost for leader. Every
second week for three years his cash order
came in for SO many barrels, He always
wrote the word .Shugar.' noticed 1t on
his first order and smiled over II, but
didn't care how he spelled 1t % long as
rot his orders. ! had him for three years,
and be was as square as dot. In billing
him always took care to spell 'shugar'
his way. but on the last occasion I forgot.
didn't know had forgotten until his
orders ceased. Then I began to wonder
what was the matter. soon found out.
Upon the receipt Of my statement Of ac-
count he had gone To- the telephone and
called up house after house and asked:
ssay. now, but how do you spell shu-
CARR
sAli but one man answered him that
there was no n In It That man hap
pened 10 know him and his ways and put
the D, IN, and as q matter of fact has
him for customer yet l telephoned the
old crank that had made mistake In
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25


gallons Of ciaret, and can drink half
OF 1t at once
You are certainly the most stupid man
I ever met up with" said the first as he
rolled the keg over with his foot
"And you are nothing short of a born
foolw retorted the other AZ he rolled the
key back again.
minute later their language had be-
come so abusive that they rushed upon
each other, and they were engaged In
lambasting each other for keeps when the
Carter returned for his lost kes and bore
1t away. Having bestowed many blows
and kicks upon each other, the COM
batants finally separated. and as a Peas
ant came out Of q neld the FIRST appealed
to him:
my friend, viii you not agree with
me that the keg contains old Ryer'
He must surely agree with me that
Its contents are claret," observed the sec
ond
.But there is no keg," replied the Peas
ant, the Carter having carried II away.
For your information, however. I viii
state that It contained cider vinegar. but
you VIII not even get any Of that"
MORAL.
He who quarrels with his luck viii end
JOE KERR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25
DON t DO 1t.

One day as two Travellers were passing
along highway in company they dis
covered key that had fallen from
wagon without being missed.
Il was just wishing for drink Of old
Rye. and behold. 1t is at handr' exclaimed
one.
And was thinking Of claret. and the
gods have brought me gallons of It'll"
added the other.
But, fool OF man, you have only to
look at the key to see that 1t Is Rye"
Fool In your teeth II you have not
learned to know claret by its smell. Ten
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

be had been introduced he went at II and:
Proved that the country was In danger
before.
That the only way to save 70 was 10
vote for bis candidate
That every man worthy Of the name
Of an American would 60 to the polls and
do his duty.
That every woman worthy of the name
Of wife would see that her husband voted
straight
He besought us not to forget Clay,
Calhoun and Washington.
He laid down the principles Of our fore
fathers and adjured us to remember them
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

est man, standing ever for clean govern
ment and the defense of integrity. The
rival candidate might not have worn con-
Wet stripes, but that was because Justice
often miscarried-
nearly an hour, and we cheered him to
the echo and resolved to do our duty II
we lost our heads by 1t. Next day / met
him and congratulated him on his nnsgnin-
cent effort, and he replied:
"Yes, thought It pretty fair myself for
ten-dollar speech. II the committee had
given me twenty I'd have got OF some
thing to make you chilli"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

BIZ THE DUSTY ROADSIDE
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

leaving out the letter, but he an,r..,
back by letter. '"erA
ANY won who don't no how +, s,.r
shugar shouldn't deel in the ar.lkIe " 'pel
II think as Roosevelt and many Az,
do" continued the merchant. "tbst O Ie
Is room for reform in our way Of snsII,. LIE
but I'm not forcing the fact upon az y
my customers. II they want Jaw 49,, "
or breakfast tee their orders will ba sT',
with promptness and despatch"
JOE KERR
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

feet In his house, and though he had q
sad and forlorn look felt that l ought
to say something consoling. I was try
ing to think up something when he
turned and said:
Don't. Nothing you can say win make
me ever forgive myself for not holding
out on that debt "a hours longer and
saving my $200T JOE KERR
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25
WORKING FOR CASH.

When the first two political speakers
hsd got us warmed up and ready for
something good Colonel Smith was an
nounced. I knew the Colonel personally
and made ready for q rousing time. He
had always been referred to as a man
ready and willing to die for his country
and toe honest for m officeholdsr. When
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

when we went to the polls
Tne election OF HIS candfdats would
cause all the bank vaults In the country
10 burst with money, while his defekt
Would make even frost-bitten potatoes
worth IS a bushel.
His candidate had been before the pub
lie for 40 years az patriot and an hon
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-10-25

the city was being drowned out. I got
out on the last train by wading In water
Up to my knees, and when 1 reached the
depot there was my debtor. The water
stood sir feet dip In his store and four
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

much valuable advice. Miss EuIa Glenn devoted some time to a very fn- teresting paper giving the experisncss of the class from the time it entered the Normal some years ago eighty strong to the present moment when it's membership for one reason and an other had dwindIed to about forty. The account was particularly entertaining to those who in the last year or two have been closely in touch with the school Miss Hazel Hendrix predicted the experiences Of the members Of the class from the time of their Eradua- tion tonight to a period sixty years hence in a very pleasing manner The characteristics Of The different mem bers apparently win have considerahss to do with their future according to her.
 The second part of the entertain ment consisted of a very iaughable play entitled When a Mans Single T. was very cleverly put on and each member of the cast seemed Co have been very aptly chosen for his or her part The stage settings were spien- did and they. with the handsome and appropriate costuming of the partici- pants added very much to the merit of the play. Much Of its success ls the result of constant labor on the part of Miss Hutchinson. who had entire charge of the practiCing and prepara- tion for the evening. Altogether Ir was an evenings entertainment of which the members of the class or 1906 have every reason to feel justly proud and more than repaid for the efTort they have expended in it's preparation and presentation That the audience fully enjoyed and appreciated the play was evidenced by its almost continuous applause during the urogress of the play
 , The following persons took part m the play; Bertram Jones. James King. Mrs Karl Leebrick. Clarence Standage Miss Olivia DOherty. Miss Jean stan ! Ldage- Miss Hattie Gaddis Miss Anna Heating.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
ToNIsAT,s PRoeRAN.
The Last Public Entertainusent of
 Commencement Week.

Tonight's program at the Normal will conclude the pubic exercises of the week IL is commencement night and the program will be an nterestin- one. IL is as follows
 Chorus. ''LOch Lomond~ --.-.----- Scotch Grafton. The Influence of Burns ---------.----. --.--------- F. Doherry Grafton, Let There Be Peace ------
 .----.-------------- Hattie Gaddis Ladies Chorus. "The Night. Robertl Grafton. "Scisnce and Civilization .-.--------- Anna Matthews Grafton. "Our Free Schools ----.---
 ------- Karl Leebrick Commencement Address -.------.-
 Awarding diplomas 10 the class or 1906.
 Solo and Chorus. -Orpheus- --. Glulck
 Solo by Mr- Clifford Johnston
 Note-Ac ccOrding To the Grecian myth. Orpheus was presented by Ap- clio with a Tyre. and so great vas ghe ! fabled power of it's harmony that it could stir insensate things Go iIfe- Eu- ridyce. the wife of Orpheus. having died he followed her To hades and v-un l permission from Pluto to take her l back, to earth The story symboIizes 1 the irresistible power or love and faith ] expressing themselves in harmony Go ] conquer all things and 10 triumph over I death
 Awarding the Dr. Chas H. Jones scholarship prize
 Awarding the Harvard medal
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
PERSONAL AND oTHERwIsE

Miss Marie Baker of Phoenix var the guest of Miss Mary Hayden yes terday
 Miss Mercedes ZuniEa left last uisbr for Nogales. where she will spend tll- summer with relatives
 Thos- Douglas is doing some building for F. V. Cummings on his pruperty in Goldman addition.
 Mrs. A. L. Moore and Miss Add5e Richmond of Phoenix were the guests of Miss Olive GTiffen Tuesday evening
 D. B. Heard Of Phoenix was "a busi- ness visitor on the south s.de yester- day.
 Miss Erna Gordon Of Phoenix is the guest Of Miss olive Conroy this week. attending the commencement exercise at the Normal
 Selim AckeI of Phoenix was a yis- itOr here yesterday
 Lands stage stuck in the river yes- terday- 4 singletree broke and uhile it was being repaired the wheels sunk in the quicksand- Thos- Argue came to the. rescue and saved the load
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
For Rent

4-room brick house close in, good shade, for SIP. 50 per month.
 4-room brick house in northern part of the city for $15.00 per month
 Groom brick close in, partly fur nished, for S15.00 for the summer.
 5-room brick and frame house. with good shade for S10.00 per month.
 Groom frame house with good shade, large lot, chicken house and yard stable, etc, all for 5000 per month
 Broom nicely furnished tent house with plenty of shade for S10.OO per month.
 Groom brick and frame house close in with city water furnished, for $1O per month
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
RETURNED HOME

R. A Tawney. who has been here with his wife and two daughters for the past month. left Tuesday evening for his home in Pierce. Neb. where he Will spend the summer on business matters. Air Tawney Is very WeI pleased with Arizona He expects ta return in the fall and iJ will not be at all surprising should he locate here permanently The fact that his dauEh- ter, Ruth. who is here for the benedl of her health. has Improved greatly sf late adds very much oo his apprecia- ton of Arizona
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

LOST-A gold ring set with three small diamonds The band of ring was broken. Reward for return to this office.
 LOST-Black wrist bag with small purse containing money and drafts. Return to Republican office. Re ward
 LOST-One buckskin horse. branded with bar across the ham, brown mane and tail, white spot in forehead. shod all around from Cave Creek, May 26. Return to Commercial Corral. -Blinkenheim bicycle; two brok- en pedals. Finder return to police station.
 CAME to my ranch, half mile north of Alhambra. May IS. two small bay ponies, mare branded H on right hip; horse branded F in Q on shoul- der. R. F. Stroud.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
RAILRoAp MAN HuRr-

A member Of the NJ & P rsilroad gang al work south of Petersen met with an accident yesterday afternoon through the premature explosion of a torpedo. The muscle of one leg was badly torn and he was othcruist bruised. He was brought Go town as soon as possible and his iajuries ut- tended to by pr. Moeur.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
REAL ESTATE DEAL.

Through the agency of R. A Wmdts lots 21 and g Of block 15 has been sold 10 H. E. Grable. a recent arrival from the east The lots are in the southeasr corner of Goldman addition and NIT Grable will commence immediate Iu- proyements on the property
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

night entertainment was one of the best entertainments in the history of the Normal The attendance was eN- cepuonally large and every seat was occupied.
 The early part of the evenings pro gram was devoted to songs written by different members of the class and set to the music of popular airs. in which were given tO the juniors of the school
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
ToNIeHT's EXCURSION.

There will be an excursion uu the Santa Fe this evening from Phoenix and return on account of the gra llat- ing exercises at the Normal A mum Der of Phoenix people have been ga at- tendance at the exercises here this week and many more are expected to- night The train win leave Phuau x at 1-15 local time and win return at II o'clock Round trip rate -H cents.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

The ehildreu's eyes will be as bright And their cheeks as rosy, for having Eaten Doaofrio's Cactus Candy.
 Every quality defines 1t as being A confcction of true merit.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

NJ. Elmer A. Todd is conducting summer term in piano for pupils of an grades at the Arizuua suhocl rf rnu-i-
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
For Sale

21 lots in Neahr's Addition facing the City Park where the new Carnegie Library is now under construction at prices that would surprise you. This section of the city is bound to come to the front. and is destined to be the best residence part of the city. Now is the time 10 get in on the ground floor while the lots are yet cheap. You will double your money on these lots fin the next six months. Why pay a higl price for a cheap lot when you can get high priced lot at a cheap price?
 lots oB North 12th ave. north of Adams street, at the remarkably low price of S25O per lot and on the most liberal terms. s down and s a month.
 lots close in on East Washington street will be sold cheap on easy pay ments. Itwill pay you to investigate this proposition.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

That part of the commencement week program known as the class
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

FOR SALE-16O acres or more. alfalfa and clover pasture with plenty of good water and shade. Privilege of using 4S0 acres more. Fenced and cross fenced. 160 acres fenced with hog wire. very desirable place for cattle. hogs and sheep. E. J. Bennitt
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
Situations Wanted

WANTED-Two or more offices to clean. :. NJ. w. care Republican. WANTED-Place to work during va cation by two young men. Light work on ranch. Address Letter "T % Republican office.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07

AUCTION SATURDAY-1:3 p. m. Hammond auction house. 23 South First ave. will sell furniture, horses, mnch cows, etc. Send in your goods, list your furniture now. Red All. Hammond auctioneer
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
TEMPE
CLASS NIGHT PROGRAM.

Attended By an Exceptionally Large
 Audience.
Arizona republican., 1906-06-07
For Safe

,nts Running Than be Advance