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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
Didn't Have the Opportunity.

Duzen had just returned from a bust
ness trip to a little town. and he was
telling about the hotel there, which he
described as the very worst he ever knew
To cap his troubles there, he awoke in
the night and found the gas escaping.
"But then" said he, you couldn't blame
the gas. | would have escaped myself if
there had been another hotel in the
place. STRAY Stories.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22

torture l went through
now seems to have been
almost unbearable. /
had backache, pains in
the side and loins, dizzy
spells and hot. feverish
headaches. There were
bearing down pains,
and the kidney secre-
tions passed too fire.
quently, and with u
burning sensation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22

The effect of liberal education is get
ting to be generally diffused. Almost
anywhere, now, and not merely in the
east, as formerly, you will hear boys
calling their father pater and their
mother the mater.-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
bothered BY LAWYER

Widow-If John had only made a will
there wouldn't be all this difficulty about
the property.
Visitor-Do the lawyers bother you?
Bother me? They almost worry me
that John hadn't died."-Tit-B Bits.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A. s.. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
One Of the Two Sure.

First Doctor-Have you noticed that the
people who live in a mountainous coul-
try generally have good lungs!
Second Doctor--Yes. Ii they don't they
die Observation-Disclosures Inquirer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22

Trees are like children; in the be-
ginning they give us a great deal Of
.rouble and worry, but in the end VI
IRE proud Of them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22

The man who smiles his way through
the world may not accumulate much
worth while with bin when he dies than
the man who forced his way through.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
Virtuous Citizen.

Mrs. Slimson-I thought you were com.
ing home early to punish Willie for telling
that lie?
Slimson-I vas, but | had to stop az
the city hall and swear off my taxes
Life.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
COULD NOT KEEP UP.
Broken Down, Like Many Another Woman,
With Exhausting Kidney Troubles.

Mrs. A. Taylor, of Wharton, N. j.,
says: II had kidney trouble in its
most painful and severe form, and the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
HANDY STABLE ScRAPER.
Homemade Device Which Will Prove
Very Serviceable in the
Stable,

Here is a handy homemade scraper,
which Is very useful to clean cutters
and floors in stock barns, says the
Orange Judd Farmer. If to be used
IN the gutter, the length Of the blade
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22

We have seen men jostle and cheer for
two hours at a football game and then
go home and complain that the sound q
the children running across the floor makes
them nervous.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22

An Exception.
"Yes, I'm always in hot water"
Gee, you must have a model jan
ito ."-Houston Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-22
IA INHIINEU NUNCE
After Years of Experience, Advises Women ID
Regard to Their Health.

Mrs. Martha Pohlmaa -
of 55 Chester Avenue, -
Newark, N. j., who is a W
graduate Nurse from the ~
Buckley Training School, ~
at Philadelphia, and for p
six years Chief Clinic
Nurse at the Philadelphia
Hospital, writes the letter
printed below. She has
the advantage of personal
experience, besides her
professional education,
and what she has to say
may be absolutely relied
upon.
Many other women are
afflicted as she was. They
can regain health in the
same way. 1t is prudent
to heed such advice from
such a source. "
Mrs. Pohlman writes:
81 am firmly persuaded, y
after eight years Of experience yN
With Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, that it AZ
is the safest and best medicine ~
for any suffering woman to IN
use.n
Immediately after my
marriage / found that my
health began to fail me. I be- n
am weak and pale, with ~
evere bearing-down pains, ~
fearful backaches and fire.
quent dizzy spells. The doctors ~
prescribed for me, yet I did ~
not improve. I would bloat ~
after eating, and frequently
become nauseated. I had
pains down through my limbs SO
hardly walk. 1t was as bad a case Of
trouble as l have ever known. I
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
cured me within four months. Si
time l have had occasion to recomm,
a number of patients suffering
forms Of female difficulties, and I I
while it is considered unprofessiona,
ommend a patent medicine, l can
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's V
Compound, for I have found that
female ills, where all other medicine
is a grand medicine for sick women.
Money cannot buy such testin
this-merit alone can produce S
suits, and the ablest specials
agree that Lydia E. Pinkham'l
table Compound is the most
sally successful remedy for all
diseases known to medicine.
When women are troubled '
regular, suppressed or painful
weakness, displacement or ulc
of the female organs, that b
down feeling, inflammation, ba,
bloating Tor fatulence), general
ty, indigestion, and nervous I
ton. or are beset with such syr
as dizziness, faintness, lassitude,
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
NATIONALS ASCENDING
BY PENNANT CHASERS
Two Out of Three From Chicago and Two Out of Five
From Cleveland a Big HeIp-Sad Surprise for
Western Visitors.

for one run, anyhow. but they were
shut ont by to O. Each team had six
men left on bases, showing that It is
not always as easy 10 get man home
as you might think, even If he is being
helped along by heady. inside players
Smith aLd Wakefield deserve an sorts
of credit for the manner in which they
worked together and prevented the slip
perry visitors from putting one through
on them, Smith had his usual cool,
careful style, and there was nothing 20
the frantic Chicago efforts On the
other hand, the Nationals fondled Nick
AltrOCk S delivery for a sweet bunch OF
hits. and just naturally won the game
because they were there with the stick
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Earned Washington, !; Chicago,
4. Two-base hits-Hahn, Davis, Ander-
son. Hits-On FitsOn, , in five Innings;
of Patten. in four innings Sacrifice
hlts-HaRn. Stanley. SCnlaiy, p Stolen
bases-Stanley Schlafy, Stahl Nil, 2
Double play-KitsOn, SChlady, and
StahL Left on bases-Chicago, 3: Wash
insTon, q. First base on balls-Oh Pat
ten, 2; of Walsh, ,. First base on er-
rOrs-ChicagO. 2. Struck out-I[itson. l,
Patten, 8; Walsh, Z Passed ball-Hey-
don. Wild pitch-Walsh. Time Of game
, hours. Umpires-ConnOr ana Sheri-
daa.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Although successful in his first bout
with Tommy Murphy, Spike Robson. lhe
L-f-p0uul champion of England IS TAX
iug uo chances OF being caught over
confident for their return match AT the
National Athletic Club Of Philadelphia
next Monday night The clever little
Eugli ishmau has returned To his training
quarters in Jersey. auG has settled down
20 hard work Tor the bout He has
Buzzard Ingram and Ike Bradley. 0f
England. assisting him O. get into
shape
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

gcbIaav. stolen base-Isbeu Left on
bases WASHINGTON. g: Chicago. 9. First
bqse on baIIs-On smith. J. Struck out
Bv smith. ?. by Altrock. g. Time OF
game hour and = minutes. Umpire
Sheridan.
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BOXING.

The retirement Of Mike Ward. the
clever Sarnia Canada middIeweIght
from the ring Is announced in Detroit
on the authority OF the pUEilisU himself.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
SIS. CURES ECzENA

the presence acids in
impurities into the circulation imperfect
of
of the body AS this lies in the
acd huors which absorbed into the
blood overchagng this vital fluid with acid In its effort to keep the
tormenng
through the glands burns the
producing pustules filled with sticky which dries
usts causing the most intense itching and often pain The
blood and S. S. the because
purifier. all
acids makes the blood rich healthy When
this the blood cooled
the disease permanently Nothing promptly pleasantly
all skin diseases S. S. and the fine tonic to
the entire system Book Skin Diseases
THE SwzFT SPECIFIC Cos ATLANEAs Gas Il
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Washington, 4; Chicago, o.
Washington, 3; Chicago, o.

Two out Of three from Chicago!
Wonders Will never cease as long as
baseball lasts. Here are the Nationals.
who have been giving some Of the poor
est exhibitions ever seen on o ball
field, taking two out of three games
from the Chicago outfit, which has been
touted all over our broad land as the
greatest aggregation Of inside players
IA the American League. And, what
Is more, II KitsOn had not been Injured
by cUlIiding with Sullivan al The plate
in the NTH inning of the first game yes
terday. u Is more than likely that it
would have been a case of three
straight from the foxy White SOX.
Steadily Gaining.
The brave doings in splitting the d0ur
ble header yesterday and humping the
SoX the day before should also be taken
In connection with the fact that Wash
ington. with its uncertain hitting and
poor inside work, came u life long
enough 10 annex two out Of five games
with Cleveland The Washington per-
Centage In the Cleveland series was
ace. and as its standing in the race
was lower than that IL actually adj
Eanced. -Four out Of the last eight
games IL going well for a team that
has o league percentage Of .363 Ii has
gained y points since Detroit was here
Should the Nationals be able 10 do
as well as split even with ST Louis
they would boost their percentage still
further and incidentally COmplicate mat
tors IN the American League race.
Cleveland is going AT a 600 clip which
was exactly its showing in Washington.
he Maps expected 10 fdtten their rec
ord here and give themselves some lee
way for thel- games with New York
but they did not move forward or back
ward i'm Washington and yesterday took
TWO from The GOJhamites, Chicago like
wise figured that il would have a hog
killing IN the Capital and cut down
New NOrk's advantage, but the best it
can get In this mans town IS the worst.
for even IL IL wins this afternoon il
Will be worse of than when L came
hare.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Joe Cans is following the footsteps Of
Joe WaleOLL and has drawn the color
line. Cans claims that hc can't get amy
more money Hy lighting. eollFed men,
and says that iu the future be viii only
box white men
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

| Southern newspapers have It that Tom
! O'Brien is out on a still hunt for ready
/ tO-wear material for the Nationals
story IN Washington. neither IS thete
any denial so let us hope thal rom 5
scouting bears fruit
With the Southern States fun Of next
seasons advance scouts. looking over
the ground, there should be some
phenomenal playing down among the
cotton blossoms during the remainder
OF the summer.
With Elberfeld back i'm the ranks
again, Clark Grihith's Highland laddies
should present an even stronger front
than they have been for the past few
days Elberfeld is not only "a man with
an average but in the opinion Of many
Is almost as timely a hitter as keeler
which Is saying a good deal
That hand tc hand struggle which
had been predicted IN Chica go between
the Cubs and -JoGraW's troupe seems
70 have resolved iaself into a slaughter
OF the helpless. -th the New Workers
as the latter. Tvs mean 10 hit man
when he's down. but il looks as though
MuEEsys doom is sealed Tor this sea-
son.
First Baseman NordyIe. for whom
Cincinnati was negotiating. has been
sold 10 the St Pau club by the ST
Louis Americans
Withereup, OF tie Boston Nationals. Is
only nineteen years Old and Is over
six feet tall. He expects 10 reach seven
feet by the time he stops growing.
Umpire Kelly fined Bob Unglaub s. in
q game between Lancaster and VIII
Transport the other day. and when he
stepped to the plate in the second con-
test Le was asked 10 shell out JnElaUb
nshed Out handful of pennies. uickels
and dimes, ard with the help OF the
umpire ue counted out the fine.
In passing on the claim Of Player
Adams for ten days pay for his release
by the ST. Louis National League club
after he had been returned % that club
By the Louisville American Association
management ne National Commission
has assessed G fine OF So against each
Of those clubs ls- violation of the rules
The played is declared 10 be entitled
10 ten DAYS pay. which he claimed The
PLAYER had been sold by the Parsons
Kan. club 10 another team since this
decision. and the balance Of the original
drafting price has been returned 10 ST.
Louis.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
BASEBALL.

At the rate that Chicago bunch is go
Ing at present. il isn't too much 10 eX-
Dcct that il viii make az strong q finish
for the pennant this season as last Inc
Sox have always had the record Ioi
WhlrlWlnd finish
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

The fight followers OF Reading Pa,
received a JOLT last night when District
Attorney kutz sent notice 10 JAe man
aFem5ut Of the BI-oI TAeater that II
aur attempt --as made TO pull of the
Jack CaTdiH-IiI FelLman bout he
would arrest tie principals and seconds
and the managers 0f the show.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

A fight which IS arOusing considerable
interest iu the West is on the carpet
for tonight at the Pacific A. G.. Of Los
Angeles. The principals will De Johnny
Thompson. Of Strcat0r H.. and the
Montana Kid. They meet for twenty
fought twice before, both bouts resulting
ia draws. Eath is determined 10 win
tonight as Man ger McCarev has prom
isel The WIuuer several good matches.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
NOTES OF The NoTABLES
Let the good work go on!

The general brace the Nationals have
displayed recently has especially af-
fected StahL He is not making so
many foolish plays, IS hitting The ball
hard. and when il comes 10 pulling the
low ones out of the dirt he has not
superior I'm either league.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Chicago ---...... 0 o 0 90
Washington ..... 1 o l 0 ks
Earned runs-WashingtOn 8. Two-base
hits-Nill. Cross Smith. Sacrifice hit
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Standing of the Clubs.
CAPITAL CITY.
Yesterdays Results.
Todav's Games.

St Stephens. 6; Arlingtons, j.
Atlantic. Q. AlOysius. 2.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Lost by Accident.

With the usual cussedness Of baseball
luck IT is just possible that st. Louis
will come along and put the dope to the
bad by making a celan-up Of three or
four games Let us hope such Will not
be the case
Chicago got that first game yesterday
by 6 10 1 because KitsOn was hurt slid
ing In the dfth inning and Patten had 20
take his place without sufficient time
20 get his wing going right II was
plain case Of a hoOdoO at work, for
after that one round In which he had
not struck his gait he had the visitors
queered and more than did his share
IN holding the enemy at bay,
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Aloysius VS.. Columbia A. c.. al
Thirteenth and j northeast.
National A. {. VS. Atlanuc, al
North CaDitOl and M.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Standing of the Clubs.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Yesterdays Results

Pitts0urE, 6; Philadelphia. 9.
Brooklyn, 6. ST. Louis B
Boston, 4. Cincinnati. 2
New York. o. Chicago. 2
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Six Hits-No Run.

In the second game the White SoN
had every chance to show what they
can do in the wey of getting runs with
out hits They have been tOuted for
this trick so much that the real stu-
dents have been more than anxious to
see them perform They must have been
of their feed yesterday. In the second
game Smith let them down with six
singles, which the casual spectator
might have thought would be enough
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Games Today.

Philadelphia at PittsbUrg.
Brooklyn at St Louis
Boston at Cincinnati.
New York al Chicago
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Personal Comment on Men and
Things in the Field of Sports

Ward is now in Toronto and has sent
his final decision from that city.
The two Singer boxers had battle
iast night I'm the wildup at the Broad
way A. q. In Philadelphia. but the
FouhesJer with the prefix OF KID %
uia name had something on the bat
Lling one The bout was q hummer
from lhe start. with EnOak-dOwns and
Heice nsItiuE in every round.
Joe Cans, the lightweight champion. is
nara az work training for his bout with
Date HOLY, or Philadelphia, which is
caFoed 20 take place al Seattle Monday
night. The men are scheduled 10 70
twenty rounds at 1G5 pounds, weigh iu
LAT o'clock.
Tommy Sullivan, of Lawrence. and Joe
THOMAS, The Western weIterweIght. are
70 be matched iu a few davs t5 meet
before the Lincoln A. C.. OF Chelsea.
Jimmy Walsh. OF Boston, who was 10
have met frankie Neil. OF California. at
the Pacific 4. c., OF Los Angeles IA
August q. has req aested Tom 1IcCarev.
the matchmaker To postpone Ile LOIt|
for TWO weeks. Walsh stated Thar me
has been sick and would be- unable ~
get IL good condition iu time
one OF the most important contests
between little fellows viii ae decided ar
Denver tonight, when Tommy L0watt
the fighting conductor OF Chicago. and
Fighting Dick Hyiaud viii clash tlr me-
teen rounds, weigh In at rs pounds ring
side.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

The ring made a good profit On the
day. The frs race was practically all
velvet, with at least an even break for
the books on the second event The
layers were hard hit on the third and
fourth races, but they won To the fifth
as a fortune was dropped on L0gistilla.
which more than Offset the money paid
out on Bobb!e Kean. ROsemOunt's sue
cess in the Ia 81 sent the bOokmakers
home IN excellent spirits.
Miller rode winner and two seconds
and was twice unplaced.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Speaking OF Stahls use OF his long
reach. il is probable that he Is the re
cipient OF more poor throws than any
other major league first sacker. Whether
the nelders have so much confidence
in his sCoOpinE ability that they be-
come CaTel es5, or whether he Is up
against - --~Aak of phenomenally bad
luck in shat Ta-Dect, the fact remains
that he Is setting an abnOrmaly large
number of poor throws.
The Washington pitching stan Is none
too strong as IL is. and the blow 10
Kitson VIII probably be disastrous If
he is kept out of the game for any
length of time. Falkenberg certainly
could not be expected to pitch much
ofteneF than he Is doing nov
Donohue had only five pUt-oUts in
the second game. Stahl had twice as
many
Not a sacrifice hit in that second
game. and the inside" White SoX play
ing. too.
Lajoie got two singles and a double
In the two games with New York yes
Ierday.
Smith. Hughes, and KitsOn are three
pitchers likely to win their own games
with timely iOng-distance hit May
their tribe increase.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
MARQUETTE.
Yesterdav's Result.

Yesterdays Result.
St. Patrick S. 8. Holy Name. 3.
Today's Game.
Trinity VS.. St Vincent.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
BASEBALL GOLF RACING BOXING ROWING ATHLETICS
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Yesterdays Results

Yesterdays Results.
Chicago. 6; Washington.
Washington, ,; Chicago. O.
Cleveland 3, New York.
Cleveland. 3, New York. .
Detroit, &; Boston. 3.
ST Louis, 4, Philadelphia. O
Games Today.
Chleag0 az Washington.
d. Louis at Philadelphia.
Detroit at Boston
Cleveland at New York.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Standing Of rne Clubs.

MONUMENTAL.
No Game Yesterday.
Standing Of the Clubs.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

TOday's Games.
Agriculture VS.. Justice.
Interior VS.. Treasury,
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Standing of The Clubs.

SUNDAY SCHOOL.
Yesterdays Result.
Calvary. 10. Metropolitan. 8.
Today's Game.
Foundry VS.. Sixth.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
Standing Of the Clubs.
PRINTING OFFICE.
Standing Of the Clubs.

No game yesterday.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20
AMATEUR LEAGUES.
DEPARTMENTAL.
Yesferdav's Result.

Commerce and Labor. 6; Postofaee. 3.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

seasons advance scouts. looking over
the ground. there should be some
phenomenal playing down among the
cotton blossoms during the remainder
OF the summer
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Rive and Hot Teddy, known as THE
spirit horses" because OF their names
enabled their hackers 10 take a small
fortune from the books In the third.
The Sulliyans and the plungers backed
Rye. of the boards. while Hot Toddy
carried a lot OF place wagers- Robin
Hood was a hot second choice the
Western crowd going 10 him as il il
was all over. Rye was entered 20 be
sold for $500, but there was no bid for
this consistent sprinteT, who is prob
ably worth at least four times that
amount
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Lajoie got two singles and a double
In the two games with New York yes
Jerday.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Not n sacrifice hit I'm that second
game. and the inside White SOX play
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Donohue had only five pUt-oUts in
the second game. Stahl had twice as
many
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Ward is now in Toronto and has sent
his final decision from that city.
The Washington times., 1906-07-20

Withereup, OF tie Boston Nationals. Is
only nineteen years old, and IS over
six feet tall He expects 10 reach seven
feet by the time he stops growing
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-08-16
Will STOP LYNCH|NG
North Carolina Governor Takes
Firm Stand For Preserva-
ton of Law
ORDERS GUARDS TO SHOOT
Executive Recommends the Use of Bull
lets to Stop Mobs Bent on Lynohins
of Negro Prisoners-Positive Orders
Given to sheriffs to Protect
Them.

Raleigh, N. c., Aug. 16.--Governor
Glenn in an address issued to the peo-
pie of North Carolina calls attention
TO recent lawless acts by the mobs
and declares that in the future the
militia will be instructed to fire on
the crowds when that step is deemed
necessary by the sheriff OF the county
in which the trouble occurs. The sher-
if is instructed to use every means
In his power to arrest wouid-be
lynchers and when u Jail is attacked
to warn all citizens TO move. Ii these
demands are not complied with and IN
the event OF attack the sheriff must
order the militia to fire. Similar or
ders We're transmitted to the militia.
Governor Glenn declares that the
along peaceful lines. but that there
must be no repetition of the scenes at
Salisbury, where three negroes were
taken from jail and lynched
Particular warning is given the
citizens not members of Il mob who
collect around the jails during the eX-
element. Under penalty of being
removed from office every sheriff Is
instructed TO confer promptly with
the governor when rumors of Il lynch
ing are heard so that troops may be
hurried to the place of impending
conflict
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-08-16
summer Dirarhoea in Children.

During the hot weather Of the sum
mer months the first unnatural loose
ness of a child's bowels should have
Immediate attention, SO as to check
the disease before 1t becomes serious,
All that is necessary is a few doses of
chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and d.
arrhoea Remedy, followed by a dose of
castor oil to cleanse the system. KEY.
NJ. o. Stockland, pastor of the t1rst NJ
Il. church, Little Falls, Mimi, writes:
1--WE have used Chamberlains Coils,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for
several years and find 1t very valu-
able remedy. especially for summer
disorders in children. Sold by all
druggists.