The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-09-01
THE SUN
THE BEAUTY DOCTOR

IHivinS siz Oh to Mary Ann There's no
humin docther, man or wumman, that kin maake
beauties out Nv some Nv thin craytners! IT'S
oany the Lord A'moighty cud be dom ut, an He'd
have to trun away the whoale batch an begin
oaver agin,' OF siz
"There was some good lukin' vans, Nv coorse, II
ye'd pick thin out here an there, but moastly
they wud shtop amy clock that liver Oh see. an
they was that sad lukin' an mournful oike, as II
they niver had shmoed In their loves. Oh cudn't
hip fan' sorry fer thin. #
"The windy sha-ades was ahl pulled down, an
list few gas loights was loighted, and an the
stage was some lamps wild pink shades. Afther
phwOile Maddim Beauaisy kim out from behond
the curtain at the back " the sta.age an walked
up t the front an ma'ade bow. She was big
tall, good lukin' wumman, wild threeminjis
punkydore Nv yally hair an she had an a tin
black driss kivered ahl oaver wild shoiny tings
that luked loike the scales an Ash, oanly moare
glist'nin'. She had koind Nv fishy way Nv SOUR.
min around phwin she moved that ra,aly made We
fae that she'd be shlippery loike II We TUX holt
Nv her. Her arrums an her nick was bare. barrin
some STRINGS Nv doimins, Mary Ann sid they
did be too big to be ra-ale, but they was moighty
broight
"She had big black Dyes that she did be rowlin
at We phwin she talked, an fone phwoite lathe
that she loiked t. be shown. RRg
THE wimmum ahl oaver the hahl began to
phwisper phwin she ca-ame out:
faint she luvely!' Amt she de-arr' Amt
she list too shwate fer annyting an the loike Nv
that an they ahl clapped their hands
"She bowed ag'in an shmoiled, an thin she be-
gan to talk Oh cudnt be tillin We the Quarther Nv
what she said but the wimmun ahl listened as II
they niver did be hearin anything 80 intheristin'
befoor, and SOON Nv thin had noate books an, TUX
down lot Nv ut,
".'Tis the jooty av livery wumnnan' she siz. q
be be-ewtinie An now that Airrt an Soyince has
COON to the assistance " Na-acher, an rnarade 1t
aisy to corrict her MISTAKES, tbs possible fer
livery wumman to be as beewtifie as she desoires
t. be-, II oanly she do be willin' to take bit Nv
A
an affinse to the oye,' she siz, a-shwapin' thin
black Dyes Nv hers oaver the ahjince
-" There do be plinty " afinsis prisint,' siz
Mary Ann. H".0+tI3" ".' 'a
'Roight ye arre' siz o. '1o e aai a1
"'An afHnse to the oye!' slz the Maddim, an a
nadeliss wan. oh, Wumman!' she sz, lanin'
oaver an rachin' out her arrums, 'wud We not
rather be be-ewtifie than oogly? +" ftAfl.f
Shure! Oh siz, fer she was lukin' straight
at me, an OF fought twas oanly civil { be an.
swerin' her a aon COY " 1aNt alt .3"j .tp
LUX at mel she siz. 'Shure there's niver the
wumman In this hah as oogly as OF was befoor
OF Harmed the Airrt Nv Beauty she six, l1lt
Faith we must have been a froight!' Of Isiz
"Oi was hidjis!" she sIz. 'Oi was shtoop
shouldhered an OF had a hoigh shtummick an me,
an Oh was frickled an squintoyed an yally.skin-
ned an shnub.noased an wakeoyed an baldhid-
ded wild bad lathe an bad BIRTH an rid hands an
ma awkwid ga-ait an pimples an black bids an
the divil knows phwat,' she siz i Y
Lard hip YET siz or ~ 13 We
to taaKe me loife, phwin OF nit faamis Frinch
Spishst an he siz Z me, Me poor choild, siz he,
Coon t me an Oh will make We a quane Nv
beauty siz he 'Behowld his wurrk!" she siz a
shpreadin' her arrlifns woide an trowin back her
hid, an rowlin her Dyes. Can amy Nv yez foind
fault wild me fgger, me compickshin, me hairr,
me faytures, or amy ting about me-? siz She 'is4
Now siz she. there's not wan Nv yez but kin
be as be-ewtifie as me II We want T. be- Hl
"bedad, she had foine consate " hersllf!" In
terjected Mrs. Flanagan. A
"She did that sa-ame; OH not denoy ut. But
there was some Excuse fer her phwin she lulsed at
that ahjince. Be cahnthrast she was Vaynus her.
silf f' tal t 'sf $500 IF'8 Nt11E 3.
Jaw, me poor sufferin' sisthersp she siz.
Coon to me! Pit yersilves in moy hands, an
lave me tache yez to be be-ewtifie! Are We too
fat? Oil show We the ixercoises an the doyut
tahiti be rayjoOcin We tin pounds wake, per-
v0idin' We take two BATTLES Nv me sillibaated Anti
Obaseniss, at two dalers the bahtle? Have yez a
bad compIickshin? Me complate complickshin
outfit at foive dailers the At, n give ye shiin
loike "a suckn ba-abe's Are We baldhidded? Me
perfect hair risthOrer N grow hair nm amy f'ino