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HopELESsLY INSANE.

A correspondent of the New York Sun who signs himself "Hopelessly h. sane" thus describes his sad condition: My income has been about $2,500 for many years past. I am now fifty, have wife and daughter whom I have not disciplined to usefulness because never able to serve ats an exemplar of self discipline. Between us We have about $2,000 worth of jewelry, which we do not wish to lose, although we are weary of it. It contributes absolutely nothing to our happiness. l pay $70 a month in- stead of $40, and we have a wretched succession of servants at $20 a month, whose lighter duties could be performed | by my wife and daughter as a relief 1 from the terrible ennui which they en- dure if they only knew something about housekeeping We entertain and are entertained. When they and I are | in evening clothes the whole gang should be arrested and fined very heav- | fly on grounds of personal appearance. Our apartments are hideous, with dust collecting draperies, rugs, pillows, what nots," should nots, hand-painted I fire shovels, frying pans and other weird artistic conceptions and mon- strosities of the two unhappy women. A dismally despotic dog completes our household misery have thrice pur- posely lost the detested beast, but he has each time been returned and re- ward claimed and allowed l rarely tell the truth to my wife, and she re- ciprocates in conduct. I frequent fash- ionabIe restaurants with other poor friends, I handsomely tip the obsequi- ous waiter, who scorns me and would take my life next day if I should ac- Icidentally jostle him in a crowded car. We indulge in after theatre suppers
 
 (which we do not need and cannot di- gest, in cabs, in remorse, and hate all others with the same incomes and bank accounts. We are mere ruffles, collars, cuffs and inanity, and l suffer from chronic drain of pocketbook, along with 19,9 999 like me. I feel my mania return ling. My wife just reminds me of $ o'clock tea to which I am to escort her, an occasion of special aversion, and still am fool enough to yield.
 It isn't often, we suppose, that one SC hopelessly insane realizes his condition but this one does, and his description | of it ought to be a help to some who are not yet quite gone.
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A HOmespun Heroine.

She might not grace atennls court, Nor on the links win glory; Her name is not in the report or fashions horse-show story, She does not swim or shoot or do A novel thing or shocking bul she can quite astonish you The way she darns a stocking He. time Is limited for play
 Of either bridge or euehre, And With most any pastime gay novice green could fool her. Football is Tarthest from her thought; An auto. she'd not risk it; But when 1t comes to wonders wrought She makes a splendid biscuit A little literature is hers,
 Her poetry is motion, And most her mental arc defers Unto the Old-time notion That woman's sphere is in the home And that she's blest who blesses- A Roman mother out of Rome She makes her children's dresses! She's musical-that is, her heart Is full of music ever, As in fulfilling her small part Her song is her endeavor, And with it all, cen great and small, Who have her grace attended Around her press while they confess They think that she is splendid!
 Baltimore Sun.
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THE CRANBERRY TRUST BUSTED

HI # Lh-A NbE fh Tn C'A H HSDN 1@(
 Almost everything is, or is going to be, cornered, but the good news comes from Cape Cod that the ruddy cram berry is still free to those who have the moderate price of 1t. The trust" has been broken this year, and one of those who have heretofore been in the combination is now going 1t alone, and by offering higher prices than other dealers has done large part of the shipping from Wareham. The growers I are engaged in estimating the crop as low as possible for the purpose of keep ing up prices,- but good observers pre- dict a crop much larger than that of last year and perhaps equalling that of two years ago, which was large Mean time the prices have begun to tumble under the competition of the conflicting interests of buyers.
 Good enough. Now if the plump and pleasing turkey can escape being gob- bled up by monopoly there will be much to give thanks for next month.
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NO EASEMENTS WANTED.

The German Emperor can make a
 stir about as often as any of the rulers of the world, not excepting our own loved ruler. His recent declaration at Breslau that he will tolerate no pes simists has provoked some plain-spoken comment in the press. The National Zeitung considers that criticism and critics within due limits are necessary for the well-being of the State, and it points out that it would be impossible to expel all the ''pessimists" at the present moment because they probably form a majority of the nation. Freder- ick the Great and Bismarck were both
 in their day in a sense "pessimists, D and they owed to their pessimism much of their success as guardians of the national interests. It rebukes the "op- umists" wh5 are always soliciting for eign friendship in vain, and who in
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THE HAPPY, H4pPr F4RMER

THE HAPPY, HAPPY F4RMER.
 J. J. Hill has advised us to go back to the farm, and perhaps we shall have to by and by. And perhaps when We do go back the farm will not be like the farm of which many have such d fond recollection" It is interesting to notice that western school authorities Iare considering the substitution of a course in agriculture in certain high schools for scientific and preparatory courses or the addition of the agricul- tural course to the curriculum, the idea being that many young men who now go to the cities and take up a business career would prefer work on the farm, but that they have become disgusted with the old-fashioned methods and leave the farm for that reason. It is held that if they had good knowledge of scientific farming the possibilities of it would appeal to them and would thus retain the services of young men on farms which they might inherit from their parents or might purchase.
 This looks right. The happy, happy farmer is really the king, though he is sometimes too busy fighting bugs and weather to know 1t. But who does know when he is well off?
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small piece every third day with a bone to gnaw on. A bone is a great aid to digestion and keeps the teeth in good condition.
 Give bread soaked in meat gravy, biscuit soaked in milk oatmeal or rice or potatoes, and once or twice week green vegetables. Scraps of beef, nut ton, &c,, from the table are all that is needed in the way of meats. Avoid giving liver.
 Dog biscuit is good for a change. Many owners feed fish now and then to their dogs, but we have had dogs that such food always caused to suffer from skin disease.
 Let your dog have water as often as he wantsit.
 Give your dog regular exercise. Do not take him out for an airing at the end of a chaln-that is not exercise. Turn him loose and let him run. Exer- else either before feeding or some time i iafterward. for exercise on a full stom- ach is likely to cause fits.
 Do not wash your dog more than twice month If you keep his coat well combed and brushed, once month will be often enough.
 When washing use tepid water and some good dog soap as in this way you will kill fleas and clean the dog at the same time Rinse out the soap thor oughly and then douche the dog in cold water, after which rub dry. If you keep the dog outside provide good dry kennel with a southern ex- posture and with clean bedding of wheat or rye straw. Change the bedding fre- quently and sprinkle little oil of pep permint over the straw now and then Just enough to let you know it is
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02

there. If you can get the dry pepper mint use that. It will help to keep the dog clear of fieas.
 Remember that if the kennel Is not clean and dry and cheerful, or if your idog is pampered and oyerfed, he will be likely to have distemper.
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The army eommissaries are study ing the foreign emergency ration, with special reference to hard bread, to as- certain If anything can be done in the way of improvement in that article. The United States issue is in the form of half pound packages and is of such a. character that vast quantities of it may be made up in advance and stored pending its need in time of war. The trouble has been to get a durable bread which can be made in sufficient quan- titles and last in storage until 1t is called for. At the beginning of the war with Spain 1t was found that the hard bread then made for the military service was of kind that could not be made in quantities required by the de- mand for it. The factories could not turn it out, and it could not be done long enough in advance to be stored Now this defect has been remedied and it is thought possible to gain some idea from the foreign bread issued for army use. So far there is nothing which is considered the equal of the Ameri- can bread, although the Germans have a bread which is appetizlng, rather sweet and comparatively soft. The Italians have bread which is as solid as rock and must be soaked before it can be eaten. The commissaries expect n, important changes as a result of their present investigations.
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ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations. Wants, Rents, and otnei small advertisements, One Cent Woro each insertion. Five Cents Woru lOA full week.
 Display advertisements, per incn' 0n0 insertion, $1.2O; each subsequent inser- ton. 90 cents; one week, ss'2o; one month. s1o: one year. $40.
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DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CITY, 12 CENTS A WEEK. 50 GENTS A MONTH, s3 FOR SIX MONTHS So A YEAR. THE SAME TERMS BY MAIL. SINGLE COPIES. 3 CENTS
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The Dean of Westminster has refus- ed permission to erect a memorial to Herbert Spencer in Westminster Abbey. He says he must consider the limita- tions of space at his disposal and he believes that it is his duty to close the abbey against all who have not done the highest service to the church or the nation with the exercise of their gifts There is, Of course, a fierce outcry against the exclusion of Spencer.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02

California is using some of her oil She has 5000 miles of oiled roads, 800 miles of oiled streets and HOO miles of oiled railroad track.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02

Johnnie-Say, Pa, who was Pandora ?
 Johnnie's Pa-Pandora, my son, was a little girl who started a lot of trou- bue because she didn't keep the lid down-Princeton Tiger.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02

A Danish sailor has had narrow es- cape from meeting death from a flock of seagulls. His ship, the Flandri, from Cronstadt to Copenhagen, was within fifty miles from her destination, when he was washed overheard by a heavy sea. He was powerful swimmer, and, divesting himself of his clothing, pre- pared to make a stout battle for life. No sooner, however, had the man got clear of his garments than a great flock of seagulls gathered around and began a fierce attack upon the intruder into their quiet domain, whom they pecked at renorsely with their peaks. For six hours the man contrived to keep him. self afioat, warding off his prosecutors as best he could, one or two ships pass ing by without noticing him. When at last a Russian steamer, the Elisa took him on board his strength was utterly exhausted,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02

One of the most curious peerages, and the only Russian one held by British comrhoner, is the barony of Essenden Place, Hatfield. The great-great-grand- father of the present holder of the title, Dr. Thomas Dimsdale, was specially re- tained to vaccinate Catherine of Rus sia. For this service she gave him S6O. 900, an annuity of $2,5OO, made him a councillor of state and created him Baron Dimsdale with the prefix of hon. orable The late Lord Mayor of London belonged to this family
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02
NEW HAVEN, CONN.

THE OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUh-
 LEsHED IN CONNECTICUT.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02

Consul J. E. Cunning strongly ad- vises young men and women not to go to Italy with the idea of supporting themselves there by giving English les sons. In all the large Italian cities English is now taught in the schools. To get a position as tutor or governess in a private family you must be able to teach French as we'll as English, and the chance of getting such position is very small. The pay of first-class governess in Rome is S1O to $20 a month, but the $2O is a quite exceptional figure.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-10-02

THE WEEKLY JOURNAL. Issued Thursdays. One Dollar n AeoS'
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22


Popular government opens up inaus-
piciously for Russia. The press report
teens with plot and counter plot. It
= aid that the cxar viii dissolve par
Lament and call for new election on
i special electoral law he viii promul-
gate for the occasion. On the other
hand 1t Is affirmed that II the csar
dissolyes parliament there Is plot to
depose the czar and proclaim a mill
tary dictator. Much OF this, no doubt,
Is Idle rumor, but 1t indicates the UNI
settled condition of the country and the
diseased public mind that would give
credehce to such reports. This much
Ii trde, Russia is facing crisis and II
the end 10 reached without revolu-
ti0n II II more than the present indi-
onfnn.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22

Notice 4 hereby given that In COM
pliance with the provisions OF the oct
OF Congress Of June :. 1873. entitled ~An
act for the sale Of timber lands In the
States Of California. Oregon, Nevada.
and Warrington Territory" a. extend
ed TO all the Public Land States by net
of August I. 1897. Joseph Kauffmau. u
Forest. county Of Nes Pefce. State cor
Territory Of Idaho. has this day nlod
In this office his sworn statement No.
1917. for the purchase Of the west oao-
quarter Of the southeast one quarter
of Section No. - In Township No. ~
north range No. :. w. B. III and Will
offer proof to show that the land
sought II more valuable for it, timber
or stone than for agricultural purposes.
and to establish his claim to said land
before Register and Receiver at Lewis
ton. Idaho. ON Tuesday. the nth day a.
July, 1906.
He names ~ witnesses:
Thomas Leu1Ona. OF Forest. Idaho:
w. e. Aytch. Of Forest. Idaho: Frank
n. Moore, Of F0Seet. Idaho: Spe0oo
Gloves. OF Forest. Idaho. ~
Any and AL peraons claiming "a.
'yersely the above deAcfibed lands aro
requested to f1la their claims IN t1slG
'of1cs on or before said ~ DAY ~ yuly'
1904.
SA0x & 81 < - -
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22
TREATS ATTACK AZ R'o.cvLl
Capital News Makes Light Of DbNar
citation BY Democrats.

Special to Evening Teller.
Boise. May 22.--At meeting Of the
democratic state central committee In
this city last night fierce attacks were
on the Evening News. the democratic
paper Of this city. because of its COM
duct In the last campaign toward the
democratic ticket.
The Evening News today states
through it's columns that the attack
10 Of such q nature that the paper does
not take the matters seriously. and
passes It up In spirit Of ridicule.
The News declares the Statesman
has been endorsed almost az a demo-
cratic organ, ana declares that paper
II ready to support Dubois for senator.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22

The provision In the primary cleo
ton bin nov being considered BY the
Illinois legisIature. n elEect that here
after there shall be no party nomi1a-
ti0ns IN municipal elections was strick-
~ out BY the house - being too radi-
Gl ma sweeping A ~ nature.
n nstsank TIA discuasiOn " This pro-
vision II wa admitted that the inde-
pendence shown BY the municipal
v0ter n late years. had practically In
many instances resulted In no-partisan
administration notable In the city OF
chicago. and It was felt that the bene-
ncent effects Of following this policy
would % commend II - to bring about
a time it, universal adoption. And
thies y perhaps the better Judgment
4 may be assumed that this il q po-
lit1cal reform e which the political
parties Will never give their assent.
and Il accomplished IN whole Of n
part, II must be done by the indepen-
dent voter, That the elimination Of
partisan politics In All city elections
would be : great step toward the pu-
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22
HIGH
GRADE PIANOS
TO Dc sold At COST, PLUS
FRElohT-No TINE
FOR DELAY.

II you would take advantage Of the
extraordinary offer Of beautiful, high
grade pianos at bare factory cost plus
freight, you will have to hurry.
OF the IS pianos that were diverted
to Lewiston on account Of the destruc-
ton Of our San Francisco house but
nine remain.
To dispose Of them In q hurry and to
raise money for our southern house
they will be placed in nine Lewiston
homes at prices that will have not one
dollar OF profit this side OF the factory.
These instruments represent seven Of
the standard makes which we carry
the year round and are guaranteed by
the factory and by the Eilers Piano
House.
| Under the circumstances we prefer
to sell them for cash. but payments OF
$26 down and $40 month viii be &C.
cepted from responsible people.
This opportunity IL never likely to
happen again and buying now means
! saving Of from 500 to 5000 on your
plano.
The time to secure one Of these bar
gains Il limited. Better come in and
make your selections tomorrow.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22
THINK " OVER.

= - - - - - - - - ~
II the glad hands that the graduate
gets on commencement day could only
be pooled ana preserved for future time
Of need what happy world this would
b.
A healthy man II king in his own
right: an unhealthy man - an UNI
happy slave. Get the habit. live
hundred years.
\ Religion il good thing. but II does
not cut very wide swath In horse
trade.
In the contest for popularity pools
might be sold on the Big Stick. the
Muck Rake and the Pitchfork.
One mans outing Il another mans
inning.
The milk Of human kindness II not
controlled BY the trust.
Ena, mena. nina mo; Catch Span
lard make . show.
Anglo spanish alliance, gives . pain
to sunny France.
A certain brand Of politics = Also
made IN oregon, but the brand y g
distinctive that the name need never
be blown ID the bottle.
The rate bill has been passed and 4
II now up to the shipper to guess under
which she'll he win find the goods.
Look out for the east enders. They
defeated the bond issue. they stole
march aand elected member Of thu
school board and are said to have dc.
signs on the Snake river bridge.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22
THE WEATHER.

lewiston, Idaho. May 2s.-Forecast
.6or Lewiston and vicinity for tonight
ana tomorrow: Partly cloudy with
posaibly showers tonight and wednes-
Nv.
Following data recorded at local
United States weather bureau Office:
1faximum temperature UP to ; p. M.
s. degrees: minimum temperature this
morning, Sc degrees; mVn temperA-
tnrs Tor day 50 degrees; precipitation
u noon. 0.o1 inches,
Il NJ DEFY, Jr.,
J. Ofticial IN Charge.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22
Notice for Publication.

Department OF the Interior. Land
Office at Lewiston, Idaho. May 10,
1906. Notice il hereby given that the
following manned settler has flied mo-
tice OF her intention to make final
proof in support Of her claim, and that
said proof will be made before Regis
ter and Receiver, at Lewiston, Idaho.
on June 20. 1906. viz: H. r. 7245
Nancy r. Kern formerly Richardson Of
F'airburn. Idaho. for the n Ia ne Ia.
se Ia ne Ia Of section 20 and NV Ia
NV Ia Of section rs. township - n.
range 8 w. B. M. She names the fol-
lowing witnesses to prove her continue
Gus residence upon and cultivation oi
said land. viz: Edward Feehan. James
Llsle % Lewiston. idaho: William Mo-
Cubbins. Otto Policy Of Fairburn
Idaho. lfy17-Jn31
T. H. BARTLETT. REGISTER.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22

Boise. May 22,-The Idaho state
democratic convention will convene at
Occur d'Alene City, Monday. August
s. such was the decision 81 the state
central committee which convened In
this city last night. Boise was the only
other leading contestant Tor the con.
yention. securing IL votes TO Occur
d'Alene's Is on the second ballot.
The basis for representation IA the
state convention II based an one dele
gate Tor every hundred votes Tor Henry
Heitfeld Tor governor two yeArs ago.
This will give : representation Of IA
delegates, distributed amount the sew
eral counties as follows:
Ada 10, Bannock 10. Bear Lake :.
Bingham 10, Blaine II. Boise 3. Canyon
~. CassiA I. Custer 9. fillmore I, FREE
mont IL. Idaho 10. Kootenai IL. Latah
Is. Lemhi Z. Lincoln :. Nex Perce ~,
owyhee 3. shoshone 20, washington ~
A letter was read from Senator Fred
+. Dubois touching chiefly On the Nor
Imon question. Resolutions were cd
opted AZ follows:
Resolutions Adopted.
''The democratic state central com-
mittee Of Idaho, regularly assembled in
Boise, congratulates the democracy Of
the state upon the splendid courage o.
Its members and their devotion to the
principles Of free government. The In
famous murder Of Ex-Governor Frank
lsteunenberg demands the prompt pun
ishment OF the guilty and full and
complete vindication Of the law.
"The people Of Idaho will no longer
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22
elellee fer Puhliestlen.

Department Of the interior, land Of
nee ct Lewiston. Idaho. May IL, 1905.
Notice r. hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice OF
his intention to make flnal proof In
support Of his claim. and that said
proof viii be made before Register and
Receiver ct Lewiston, Idaho, on July
g 1905. viz: H. r. 5000. Edward A.
stevens. Of Forest. idaho, for the lots
446, :. ana 8 section 81, township
- NJ. range w. b. N. He ne-~es
the following witnesses to prove -
continuous residenc upon and cultiya-
tion Of said land. viz: William Wolf.
John A. Miller. Edward He~al, Lewis
-. Stevens. all of Forest, Idaho.
T. III. BARTLETT.
4ey z4.J0ne ~ Register
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22
Nstise = Time A \! tee prssi.l

.NsHiee e. Time Aepe,nted r. presimn
Wills Tee.
In the probate court. In and for Nes
Perez county. state Of Idaho IN the
matter 0f the estate Of Jacob Mor1tx.
deceased. Pursuant to IN order Of aid
Of May, 1905. notice II hereby given
that Thursday. the 3lst day Of May.
1905. ct 10 o'clock =. M. Of aid day.
at the court room OF said court. At the
court house IN Lewiston. county Of
Mes PIERCE. has been appointed ~ the
time and place for proving the win of
said Jacob Morits. deceased. and for
hearing the application Of Hattie Nor
itx for the issuance to her OF Letters
Parliamentary. when and where any
person interested may appear and con-
test the same.
Dated this 18th day Of Nav, 1906.
T. o. HANLON, Clerk.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22

Girl with the Lillian Russell Come
plexion What would you do II an aw-
fully rich man. old enough to be your
grandfather should ask you 20 marry
him? 4;
Girl with the Fay Tenpleton Smile
I presume should do just what you
are going to do. dear. But I'm awfuily
sorry for Jack When Ii It to come
on Chicago Tribune.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22

The celebrated millionaire Club
brand Of canned corn. pess. strins
beans. tomatoes and fruits are the
finest put up and are sure to please
goa. For sale at Russelrs Grocery.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22

Get your shoes repaired at the Peo-
pies Shoe Shop. e7s Main street
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1906-05-22

Drop into the Tacoma and oct one
o. those large, cool and rsfrsshino
glasses 81 Pacific Beer.