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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
UMBRELLA HER SHIELD.
New York Press.

~NN" lp'k tTcSf.
Sensitive as they are about social pre.
cedence and points of etiquette many
Bostonese arc NOT possessed Of a sense
OF the ludicrous; otherwise there would
be many smiles at a story going the
rounds about Mrs. Jack Gardner
On recent visit TO Italy, which had
as it's object the enrichment OF Fenway
Court with art treasures, Mrs. Gardner
and her maid found themselves settled
Tor Journey IN railway compartment
that held three half-drunk and wholly
dirty men They looked like peasants.
though how peasants could have got
into trst'class compartment is mvs-
terry. Their presence Jared the nerves
of the leader of Hub society TO such
an extent that she finally suggested
10 the maid that they defy q supersti-
ton and open an umbrella 10 serve as
screen between the Italians and her
self. II was done With Mrs. Astor
wearing peacock feathers, with brides
choosing Friday as their wedding dav
and with Mrs. Gardner opening an um.
brella indoors, IL looks as if society
were losing all fear of "hoodoos -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
About Women
NINE. cURIE AT THE soRBoNNE.

NINE CURIE AT THE SORBONNE.
Paris Letter TO Pail Mail Gazette.
For the first time in the long and glo'
rious history Of the Sorbonne we have
seen n woman installed as professor.
That woman is none other tnan the
distinguished Mmc. Cure, so closely
associated with her huband IN the dis-
covery OF that singular substance which
has received the name OF radlum NJ
Cnrie. who met with particularly
cruel death in the streets OF Paris
few months ago, was regarded by the
French government as the actual DIS
coverer Of radium, but on the great oc-
casion when the world of sayants as
sembled TO do him honor in the amphl-
theater of the Sorbonne, he freely &C
knowledged the large part that his glft.
ed helpmeet had taken in the prepara
tory work and in those researches that
led ultimately to the discovery. In
deed, Nine, Curie was so little behind
her distinguished husband that she is
regarded by some books of reference
as the actual discoverer, This rs the
remarkable woman who has been ap-
pointed By the University of Paris TO
lecture on radioactive substances
The new professor is still young
woman: She is of the pure type of
Pole. slim in figure and light OF hair.
You Immediately note the high frontal
development. the gray-blue eyes seem
inglv sunk far into the head and of a
great softness Of expression, The nose
is we'll marked. the mouth firm. and the
chin indicative OF a strong will She
was already doctor OF science when
she married Prof. Curie. II was the
similarity of the studies they were pur-
suing that first awakened the current
of sympathy between the young Polish
girl, Mile Sklodoska. and the young
and modest chemist.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Mr.. Roberts) and pleaded guilty TO po-
lygamous living in defiance Of the law
Of the State and the manifesto of his
church, and was fined three hundred
dollars for the offense. The basis Of
the complaint in this case was fixed
in the birth of the twelfth child TO
the prophet under these same unlawful
conditions.
A church which, as Elder Roberts
told the Journal. will "enabIe men TO
live this truth in their lives every
day ought certainly TO have as good
an influence over its chief prophet as
the elder claims it to exert upon ordi-
nary sinners in the world But the
facts show that no such thing occurs
where the selfish interests and the bru-
tai instincts OF the hierarchs are con
cerned. Joseph F. Smith not only con
fessed in Washington that he was con
stantly living in defiance Of the laws
of God and man, but he brszenly as
sured the Senate committee that he in
tended to continue so TO live. Follow
ing the example of his criminally i'm
moral prophet, Mr.. Roberts has been
pursuing a similar course in life, not
withstanding 'iman' s duty TO God and
his fellows
The distinguished Mormon elder
whitewashed the church and It's HE.
rarchs pretty thoroughly; for whore his
statements TO the Journal were not en-.
tirplv mis- SHADING they were certa inly
notwithstanding not a bit like one of
his rampant sermons in the big Taber-
naclc at Salt Lake
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
HER PILLoW-CAsE TEETH

Many different reasons are assigned
by people for their unwillingness TO
submit to the extraction of teeth. But
1t was no fear of pain which was upper
most in the mind Of Miss Mehitable
Lamson OF Willowby, when told BY the
dentist that she would be much bene-
fitted by the loss of two of her promi-
nent teeth.
on say they can { be filed. she
said. in evident distress, "and YOU
couldn I get any others in for me for
more n a fortnightl''
The dentist admitted, reluctantly,
that il was So
We'll. then. | suppose II have to
get on as best | can. and Miss Me-
hItable seated herself in the torture.
chair. ''But | don Z see how | shall
make out. Here / am. chsmbermaid in
the Willowby inn, and those are my
pillow-case teeth,r
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
UNWORTHY.
Titblts

Titblts.
II was the sweet scent Of the lilies
IN the conservatory, the beauty of the
young girl s HAIR, or the excellent cham
pagne he had taken with his supper.
that led to his proposing to the debu,
tante in white. as they rested in the
shadow beneath a palm
1T cannot be-. she said. ~ am
unworthy Of YOU -
oh, rubbish, - said he.
1T is true; it is true And she
sighed.
You are an angel, ne said, ar
IDENTIFY.
No, no; YOU arc wrong said the
young girl 50 am vain, idle. silly. NJ
life
He laughed slightly, then said. in
soothing voice:
"Why, this is sheer madness. What
sort Of a wife do you think l ought to
havei'
"A very wise. deliberate, practical
woman, she replied; zone able to live
on your small salary
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
GOT ONE ON THE J
New York Tribune.

New York Tribune.
Lawrence Jerome. the fai
trict Attorney William TraS
was noted III his day as q
joker. He was once called D
in a suit in which he belie'
had no evidence Of any val
He tried to persuade the lau
him the bother of hanging
courtroom, but in vain. {
set for the trial Larry"
known to every one, was IN
but his name was not Gale
ing. When in the middle n
noon he was finally asked |
witness stand he was in
humor. but his face wore a 7
" What is your namei 4
lawyer.
The witness looked al hin
ent amazcment. What is "
the repetition came a bit sha
Why, YOU know my nam
Mr.. Jerome.
eyes. / know ] do, but ! y
tell it 10 the court, wavin
toward the Judge.
Why, the judge kn7Ts
as YOU do, -.
Your Honor, turning
bench. "will YOU kindly DIR:
ness to answer the question:
1.-The witness will ansre'
ton, - came back sternly, /.
Why. Judge, - said
plaintivelv, "you know m{
we'll as Mr.. - does. D1dn'
have a drink together at rec
The Judge raped down 7
smiles which arose all over
room, and meekly directed w
phcr to enter the witness
Lawrence Jerome.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
The State Press
THE FUEL LESSON.

Richheld Reaper.
The fuel situation in this city again
brings home n lesson TO the people, and
that is, that they must provide their
winter s supply Of fuel during the sum
mer and not put 1t of until the open
ing of winter. 1t has been a custom
in years past to lay in supply of wood
during December, but the seasons seem
to he changing and it is not safe to
wait until the fall work is out of the
way, We. are finding ourselves in the
position of the grasshopper which visit
ed an ant in the winter and begged for
something 10 eat. 'What did YOU do
all summer7' asked the ant "T
sang replied the grasshopper "Well,
now YOU may dance responded the
ant,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
OFTEN ENOUGH,

Cedar CITY Record.
Unless in the event of some sudden
emergency, in which case the Governor
could call a special session, it seems
that once in four years would he often
enough for the Legislature to convene.
So far as laws are concerned we are
already overburdened with them; and
yet ii seems that every man Jack in
both branches Of the Legislature CON
ccives it to be his sacred duty to in
troduce an enactment Of some kind to
further burden the statute books and
add to the income of the LAWYERS.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
TO A YOUNG Girl. ON HER Re

Jpon this hither side OF Paradise
There are three dear. unpurchasa a Bile
things
From whose possession every gladness
springs:
Which lost the Indies wealth will mo-.
suffice.
And one OF these is Youth. whose fair
device
wings;
Then Health. the first desire OF serfs
and kings,-
We joyed TO see you wear these ns,rr,
sans price,
And now the third is added unto you,
Love, All your ways with brightness IN
endue:
4 good mans love. gsinst all Ills "a
prevail.
Guard well this gift in your most rev
crent heart.
For when the other twain shall fade
and fail "e
I~iil sun make happiness your happy
Monthly. N"a'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
PLANT SH ADE TREES.

In warm summer climate like
Dixie, there is nothing more comfort
ing and refreshing than plenty of good
shade. In this country trees grow
thrIftily and there is no excuse for
there being a single unprotected side.
walk. Get rid Of the old cottonwoods
and mulberries, but do not forget to
set out some handsome shade trees TO
take their place The summers will not
seem so warm when we have nice rows
of shade trees along the edge Of every
sidewalk. Now is the time to place
your orders for trees for the spring de-
livery.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
BRIGHAM AT ATLANTA.

Elder Brigham II. Roberts has been
telling the Atlanta (Georgia) journal
about the Mormon church, saving that
cit is first depository or receptacle of
Gods truth and secondly, an institu-
tion that enables men 10 live this truth
in their lives every day Speaking of
new revelation, which he claims that
the Mormon church accepts as it's guide
in these days, Mr.. Roberts told the
Journal that "Times and human needs
are changing. There must be restate-
ments and fuller statements of what is
trne about mans duty to God and his
fellows
II is historically true that the Nor
mon church, before Statehood was
granted to Utah, became convinced
that recession from the practice Of
polygamy and polygamous living was
inevitably ''msn's duty toward God
and his fellows. 4 revelation was
said TO have been rcceived; il was pro-
mulgated to the church under the title
of the Manifesto. and was accepted by
the hierarchs and the membership of
the Mormon church as rcstatement
and fuller statement Of God s will
in relation TO this tenet OF the Mormon
faith. This manifesto inhibited the
practice of polygamy and polygamous
living, as it was interpreted by the
leaders of the church. including Joseph
7. Smith. its present president, prophet,
seer, and revelstor.
. In November of this year President
Joseph +. Smith of the Mormon church
went before the Third District court in
Salt Lake Zone OF the home towns OF
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
THE SIMPLE LIFi
New York World.

New York World. Il
Two rich girls Of CinclnnA
scribed as living the simple
older is l6. the other almos.
have Travelled all over EurcRss
been in Egypt and Mexico. ! =
French in France. 1tnlian IN
man in Germany. They dIis'
biles. ride saddle-horses. play !,
other outdoor sports, Rave
piano. mandolin and guitar.
at 8 p. m. and breakfast :.
What. after the amazing c,'n
early years. may these gh ~
they once decide TO try ths
life1
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
SOMETHING TO RELY ON.

klchhe1d sun.
The wind blew March gale vester-
day and, actually, the weather felt like
spring. This prompts us to add that
John Elhen, Salina g wcather.maker.
predicts that the balance Of the winter
Will be what he terms "open - He
SAYS that the prospects for an ice har-
vest are not fattering During .Janu-
ary. there Will be light frosts and oc-
caslonal damp squalls The weather
VIII stItien up somewhat the latter part
OF February, and then will be the time
TO put up ice.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
ORIENTAL EyeLIs

Youths Companion. M
Recently a baboo lawyer
delicious example in his deI|
woman client.
She was accused OF an n
he endeavored TO show that I
had been assaulted, and hi
damage OF the most conspicu1
of her countenance.
My learned friend With
from a teapot thinks TO hn
from my legs he assert
probably a tempest in 4
mind. 81 only seek" he
earnestly. 90 TO place my bon
tion clearly in your Honor's q
my learned friend n
amuck upon the sheet-anc1
case. Ny poor client has h1|
Of some of her valuable LED
the leather of her nose. U
ness explains what became
ent s nose.leather he cam
lieved; he cannot he ALLOW
q castle in the air by beat
bush. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
CHARGE ADMITTI
vi = no y II /
Pittsburg Press.

Pittsburg Press.
A husband was being sf
court in a suit brought BY
cruelty. j.
~ understand. sir sac
addressing the husband,
the indignities YOU have sn'
your wife is that YOU hayf
TO her for three years. 10
at is. your Honor. " gu
swored the husband.
"WcIl. sir, thuudered
"why didn't YOU speak 10 :
asklH
"Simply," replied the huso :
cause / didn I want TO ints''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
BETTER THAN DYING.
kansas CIty journal.

When the drunken tramp tried to
steal valisc from the Santa Fe train
AT Holiday few nights ago he caused
a panic among the passengers. In the
quiet interval that followed the firing
OF the first shot woman in the chair
car threw her arms around her hus.
band s neck and walled
.'Oh, John, let's die together"
''Oh, shucks!' responded the prosy
husband, lets get down behind this
seat -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Smootitc leaders wish 70 say that in
considering the matter of deprivipg
Salt Lake of self.government they
learned months ago that Constitutional
provisions arc not binding.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Diamonds are higher than ever. il ia
said, but this will not prevent tho
poor but truly devoted young man
from buying one. unless the dealer in
sists on full payment.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Perhaps the Democratic protest com.
mlttcc IS merely waiting for the time
OF peace 10 pass away before issuing
its declaration of war against the
church authorities.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Gan tho church leaders approve Mr..
Howell's vote on the salary bill, when
an increase of his compensation would
have meant more money for the tith
ing fund.-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Apostle Smoot remained silent dur
ing the making Of The speeches against
him, but few religious men probs bly,
ever felt more like swearing
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Of course, If Apostle Smoot has a
preference for any day in January MS
the one for his exclusion, his wish
should bc respected.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

some young women are probably
weary of the talk of friends about the
.rouble of finding suitable gifts, when
lhere arc such costly articles in plain
..ia,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

While the Car, too, might want to
win Nobel peace prize. could he
think it would be right TO try 10 stop
war between the United States and
JaDauf
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Though the coal companies cannot
furnish enough fuel, they probably find
II hard To get ont Of the habit of wish
Ing for colder weather.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Church officials will doubtless sec
that as the time Of peace and good
will approaches, they should do little,
# any, fighting.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Some of those who were thoughtful
enough 10 buy their Christmas articles
weeks ago would now like to know
where they hid them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Anti-cxpansionists surely would not
think it commendable in Japan to
want 10 seize Hawaii as we'll as the
Philippines
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Perhaps this country will regret la
ter on that Japan was not allowed to
waste more of its resources fighting
Russia
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

With all this prosperity, Christmas
in various humble homes is likely to
oe one of the unhappiest days of the
year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Reports from various parts of the
country show that the Constitution
still has many friends
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

More would gladly follow the good
advice TO buy early if il were not so
much more difficult to get the money
Than the advice.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

little money, if you should go around
and talk with certain little ones about
their Christmas wishes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

People are again complaining of a
scarcity of coal, but where are the
halt.tons they got but few weeks
a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

Many man will be able to prove
on Christmas morning that he has been
bright enough to take a hint.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
Monday, December II, 1906,

Many will NOT do their Christmas
shopping early even on the last day
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

NEW USES FOR A COD
New York Sun.
"1f you wish To do vas,
shopping successfully. ," a.
woman. ''take a good.loc
man with You, The hand
the better. The wav tbs
will fly around to wait an
a revelation TO YOU.
81 learned this secret /
Ny brother happened to /
the other day when ! had
one of the big new shops.
had such assidious attentje
my life.
"The young man must.
interested in your purehasas
appear 10 be. II he sim,
at your side, the young lsdi
no eyes or ears for what IA
will be absorbed in gazing
If he has to pass indgmI
quality or the design or IN
will work like beavers Ia
The more exaeting and cr
the more eager they beeome
fastidious taste. y
Z" But, - demurred the ri
- first catch your young mai
always possible TO secure
willing to spend his time (,
ment store. n
81 am not sure said the
man, thoughtfully, "but Ia,
pay TO hire one. F"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
MS ANNUAL UI,MIIJArrou

Ineres one drawback to HOLIDAYS:
"a almost rather starve
H. SnoH lot OF srinning Jaws
HOW poorly | can carve.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17

You might be surprised to learn how
much happiness could DC secured for
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
Xmas Green and Holl

at The Flower shop under
Bank of Republic, Geo. y b"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
Here and Tl
yANISUEn DIT

VANISHED BLESS
New York Sun. L
- What ] want said a.
who was buying grocer,ss
brown sugar, Got anviv
The clerk said he had
out a shovelful OF sugar II,
Hold on a minute
fistter. THAT ism I brow
the kind you fellows ali oys.
been trying 10 sell me for i
but IT ism I brown: it'sa
sicklv yellow. What | CALI
is the kind mother used !
the pies with when l was
you remember itl II ~.
coarse grained and full 4
big rs your fist. There wa
concentrated essence Of !,
one Of those Jumps than /.
shovelful of this yellow ssns
n fellow had sueaked a
ont Of the barrel and crav,.
the back stairs and gobbled
he was fairly oozinp syru
pore, That is the kind AZ -
Got anyf"
% No, sir, said the clsrk
keep 1t. IL is verv Al
There is only a little OF ~
ket. - II
The top iatter sighed.
stand now he said. az,
cakes and pies and ORE
taste right. New York (
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-12-17
EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.

A paid lecturer for the Mormon
church has been telling the people in
the East:
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-14
Looking to the Future


We
rHn pn ~ W. ar nj v VIII uy dm ~ d y
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-14
co AZ For Mems Covert Top
QIsfO Coats Worth $17.50

The proper garment for fall mornings
and evenings is an English top coat
They are in all the wanted shades of
brown and tan: coats medium or three
quarter length; the materials are best
grade covert or kersey cloth; backs are
slightly form fitting; broad shoulders;
full silk serge lined; sizes S3 to "A; $14.OO
to $1I5O values,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-14

Extra fine quality imported French
voiles: soft light weight weaves; lus-
trous finish; the colors are navy, green,
brown, red old rose, alice, reseda and
lavender; is positively worth $3.50 yd
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-14
CD 0E For Tuxedo or Full
UlOSTO Dress Coats and Vests

These garments are the same as shown in
other stores at $500. This particular line is
by far the best values in these garments ever
shown in Los Angeles; are of black crepes
vicunas and worsteds; shaped moderately
close in back; have shawl, roll or short lapels,
covered with heavy gros grain and the coats
arc silk lined the Tuxedo lines have 4-inch
center vents; sizes range 80 to A.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1906-10-02

Monday OF October the society, with
other members of the congregation
hold short service Of conservation, af
ter which the box is packed In tn,
box which was Packed yesterday after
noon. there was a variety of articles
Clothing for Mr.. and Mrs Hulsey and
their six children, table and bed linen
blankets and comforts. books for the
minister. delecacies for the sick and
toys for the children, filled the box A
handsome donation to the box from
Mrs. NJ. A. Waller. the President of the
Society," who is visiting in New York
was received ..~. ..
On account of the rain several per
sons did not send their donations, 81
the box will not be shipped until Wed
nesday morning and a committee 81
ladies will be at the church this after
noon at 3 o'clock to receive such dona-
lions as may be sent
Mrs j. c. Stratford. Vice-Presiden;
of the Society, presided at the meeting
Yesterday afternoon and Mrs. T.. w
Harmon, Secretary. and Mrs. T. L. Jones
assisted materially in the afternoon
service.
For several years the Woman's Mis-
sionary Society of the First Baptist
Church has clothed the missionary and
his family on the frontier and this
wear the contributions to the mission
ary's box has been the largest since tn.
Society undertook the work.