The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-08-19

fore vest erday, she So ys (, and weren't
You ailingHast night, and didn't 7 tell
YOU you oughtn't to have sat in your
ma AXE ana
didn't you know when vol call led for8''em
that those scucumbers were ding to make
u ~ say when he go t Il these spells that
there was nothing Ike g: ana
al,tle ne d,d qls ,as
they saW8yo u looking palc and haven
that nasty Old office & Of + yours sis the
and did you say you wanted a mustard
4, All this II one breath, too. With the
doesn't know whether II e IS seasick or
has deyoured an lpecac pie. 81 Nj
Z Is, II any wonder. them that he screams A
Sout Hereby when & he gets \ a. change TO
sandwich In aiword edgeWays.a or bellows
IN the excess OF his dis comtturef ~; !. 4. S
wants relief first and a chance to give
his personal Sreminsce afterwards s !? ,S
Then. too there Is another thing sapout
while they are sick, but, once the agony
is over, they want to cut out the whole
business and rush; back to work. Ho
s,e : ana Semetics and pills for them
tier the pain leaves sand certainly no
more restraint Of appetite.
llo,nrs after LnHr
headache has gone, eat The same nell D
ing, Of cabbage and the same hugei hunk f
Of ham and the same mighty; COB Of pleI
And don the WON e y who rem ,ll
sna pped off,Sgjust the same as they ae-
serve the severest censure for allowing
the man to Z eat the food If It actually
does make q him sick? S,5i 5S IL
IN. mi
her faults. doesn't nurse halfway +
you're sick, with her as nurse, for. one
day, you've got to stay sick az least q, g
week-that is, SO far as her treatment f z1s Is
eo Whan II comes shooting pls into
this 8chronicler, she IS sas Irregular. eating
and Thbast ay Sns hnes
Victim sweat inS dar lkened rooms, mere
ali the windows are down and not I, O.
breath Of air Is g tirring, until he feels
like a hard-boied 1ieg g. 81 4.
thsre aeeo one Be hn WS,dR Ii
las always flled mo with horrible agspi-
suspected-ln View of her widely-recog-S
that, Whenever j getSin she works off on
me ali the old diclne which has accu-s
mulated on our shelly SO that these
throWng this
stuff away would shock ], B her, Ter, !, beyond
WORDS. No. not "a bit OF it-sAe' y try II
|, on the dog. And I'm the dog.
| Under the clrcurnst ances, q some excuse
ought to be made for the dyspeptc hyena
whose ailments make the Commander-in-
Chief Il 3yicarlous sufferer. True. the Old
I Man amt Sany5turtlc dove when he SICK
! but on the sother#han he does mot de-
sign his sick spells as outings or bring
them ABOUT In order. to get holidays,
| Nor does het unnece ssnrily y hang ound
In a mink kimona one ismlnute after ne
RECEIVERS or look lar Euorous ana fragile
and shin smelling salts and smile sweetly
when tie .noighbors send In howers or
1 little dnbs OF their DESSERT Nnwas0ur, It's
| the whole hog or mono with him, .5
He's either Following In agony or, back
| on deck at the office, indulglngl himself
in the delightful recreation lof black
smlrhlng for his wife and the little stlo e-
| destroyers. 70 Z 5j 3 s59.s III ~
Tho queen Bee, on the other hand gets
| sick like the heroine In q Z, serial story,
with 80 much ildecision, that It's some
1 times weeks before she even decides
| what aIlment she's going to have.
Women are funny critters anyhow, AND
| / don't see, 70 save me, why any man
should need more than ono wife.