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Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-05
FEW DISTRICT COURT CASES
Most Of Actions Scheduled for Lincoln Are
Civil from Circuit.
TwENn-sm FOR THE GRAND JURY
November Term of Federal Court
VIII BE Held In Omaha
when Big Land Cases
Come III.

Tho clerical forces at the federal building
ere busily engaged in packing documents
and records for the opening of the october
term OF the federal courts to be held NJ
lincoln beginning next Monday. Few II
any district court cases will be heard, the
cases noticed for trial being largely civil
from the circuit court and one or two
bankruptcy cases.
The federal grand jury will he empanelled
Tuesday and almost the entire time OF
District Attorney Goss, Special District At
forney Rush aud Assistant District At
torney Lane will he taken up with grand
jury work. Twenty-stx cases arc on the
boards for inquiry by the grand jury. OF
this number less than one-haf dozen
viii be land fencing cases and only one
Of these of any importance. The remainder
Of the cases are postofice irregularities
using the mails for purpose TO defraud,
sending unavailable matter through the
mails and introducing liquor onto the
Indian reservation.
II IL the opinion Of the court officials
the term will not last longer than ten days
or two weeks.
November Term In Omaha.
The November term Of the federal courts
to be held in Omaha will begin November
ia No grand jury will be drawn for this
term, as ii il the purpose to proceed to
tho trial of the district court docket. in
GLIDING large number OF land fraud cases
and notably the case against Bartlett
Richards and W. G. Comstock for alleged
conspiracy in seeking to defraud the gov
eminent out of title TO some 100000 acres
OF land in Sheridan and Cherry counties.
District Attorney Goss has received no
intimation TO institute any proceedings
against the Union Pacific for alleged
fraudulent requirement of great tracts of
coal lands in Wyoming nor has he been
directed to proceed against that railway
company and others for violation Of the
Interstate commerce laws as brought out
by the recent Investigations held by the
Interstate Commerce commission in Omaha.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-05

Fancy sun dried Japan tea. worth 400
per H., this sale. ............,.....r'.. q
Fancy Oolong, Gunpowder, English
Breakfast or Ceyion, worth SOC Der
h., this sale ........'..'',' w P'' =,
Fancy tea ,siftings, worth zoe, this
saw PCT ip's's.... .................1l1s
fsney santos coffee, worth aOc, this
0"'N ~ ip''''.''s... ...................... IL
Fancy Maricaibp coffee, worth s6c h.,
Fancy Prto Rico blend. worth 2sc h.,
- =. - 49, ''''''''..''.......,. q
fahcy Mocha and Java special, worth
Doc h., this sale per Id. ....',...'.,'..' 2i
BUTTER AND CHEESE SALE.
an ny separator creamery butter.
worth SOc lb., this sale per ID ......... 4
Fancy full cream cheese, worth lSc h.,
TINS sale per b.........................1 2I.
Fancy New York white cheese, worth
loo 10 thls sale per lb................. u
Fancy brick or limburger, worth lsc d
H., this sale per 10 $3.50 l.
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-05
Hiqh-Grade Linen Sale

72-in. Unbleached table linen, guar
anteed pure Irish linen; fine weight
fine designs and sells regularly for
csc, yard, on sale for one day only
at yard ............. 50c
72-in. full bleached satin cas:e damask,
extra heavy Irish linen; fine patterns,
on sale one day only, at. ...... 75c
60-in. and 64-in. unbleached pure Irish
BEDSPREAD SALE hx2%, fine
bedspreads. fringed or plain Mar
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-05

iiheh' regular prize iOC' ydru, On sdle
today, at yard. ........... 40c
An odd lot of Napkins, 1Sx1S to 22x22,
sold regularly at 1925. will go on
this sale, at, doz e. $40 and Csc
One odd lot Towels, in bleached, Hucll
and Turkish, extra large size; reg
ular price 19e each, on this sale, all
all will go at. DC
sailles and Honey-combed pat
terms zoe
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-05
Hayden's the Great Universal Providers O
Everything
emaha's Greatest Grocery Dept Prices ALWAYS the
Lowest, Goods The Freshest, Qualify the Highest

lO-lb sacks best white or yellow corn
& Ibs hest rolled breakfast oatmeal. 90. Csc
lbs best hand picked navy beans.... Zoe
10 bars best brands laundry SOAP, 25c
lib, cans Campbell's soups ............ 71Ac
ih-Ib. cans breakfast cocoa, Walter
Racer's .................. ....,.... zoe
i-Ih cakes chocolate Walter Bakers 20c
Tea A. PERKINS, sauce, per bottle ...... 2Sc
Durkee's salad dressing, per bottle. zoe
Crosse & Blackwells jams, per jar. zoe
lib. cans fancys sweet sugar conn. &c
sin cans fancy wax or string beans. SIC
Bromangelon or jello, per package. ttsc
Fancy sweet gherkin pickles, per at, l5c
irancy sweet mixed pickles, per at. l5c
trancy chow chow pickles, per quart. lJc
Fancy small sour pickles, per quart. l0c
| The best soda crackers. per lb......... &c
sts best oyster crackers, per Ill.,. &c
| nacLaees IIneeda biscuits. ............. 15c
P6tted meats, per can ..................., 2lsc
TEA AND COFFEE SPECIALS.
Fancy basket fired Japan tea, worth
ACC per H., this sale. .....,...,,......,., 2Sc
Omaha daily bee., 1906-10-05
Esa-h Er,;Ee and Uano{,hIae THE GREATEST LIN
IFICSH IuuS oH0 bSSSI0OESS

Extra fancy large Elberta Freestone
Peaches, per crate ............SO SOC
Extra Fancy Italian Blue Plums, per
crate ........9 CSC
Single basket, each. .......... zoe
Fancy Valencia Oranges, per
dCZ., '...'' l. ~ Z
Large ripe Bananas, per doz ... lOc
Fresh Spinach, per peck ....... DC
8 heads fresh Lettuce. ..,.--..,.-.-.. DC
FANCY GREENING APl
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-12-08

Donohue residence AS Ninth street
1o Du,an' g. F. office over Bismarck Bank
2s5 Durham N idenc on1 11e N anan seee'
1872 Dunn, Mrs j. P residence, ZIG Third
Edic office. Block
SO Electric Light Plant Front
1856 Ewel Dr. F. residence 2o1 First street
326 Emptng VIM residence s1S Mandan
81 Employment Agency
1913 Eppinger, Mrs M residence
90 nppse' a. W. residence eV2 Ftth street
~ Eppnger A W. store s1e Main street
40 ''s MIS- Nellie residence 22S First street
4os a rngs) Faoner Dan
6 rngs) Faconer Norman ............... farm
15sL Falconer, residence
ses Farnsworth Fred
1921 Faunce, E. L. residence
SO Faunce
29S Fellows A
Field e. G. furniture store Main and Third streets
residence. Eighth street
Fl First National Bank
sSo Fhe ch once
100 Florence Crittenton
"a Foley W.
FORT
<Thts with
s,s Fox 1a 9ae pa Rary or department wanted3 p o+
1874 Rosser streets
al French s WEIGH Hardware soss1o
residence sos Tenth street
30 cage j. H. residence 500 Second street
IT'S George j. l. residence 2os Thayer street
15s Gilbert Geo L..
LIT Gilbreath' W. C......... office State Capitol
"a Giitschka Bros groceries, ia
GnaMns 81, Front a street
80 Grand Pacific Hotel Broadway
Club AZ Sixth Street
Goughenour John secondhand so Sixth and Broadway
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-12-08

As Rolling, A once. state Capitol
81 Rolling, A. office, Palladium III
Rolling, A. residence Front street
4a Roth P. ............... office, State Capita
as Roth P .............. residence, SO sixth gsa
s1s Russell Samuel residence alo2 Broadway
G. H. residence, so7 Third street
2ae Ryan, residence, 222 street
ITO Sanders Thos residence, Third and Thayer srt
IA satternd, j. ofhce FIRST National Bank Block An
244 satterund residence, street
s4sJ sather residence. Twelfth street
224 Schneider residence, Fifth ytreet
229 Fourth street Avenue
90 s sn r. store Main ana Thi works
Publishing 112 Third street
Shields N. residence, 60 Broadway N
1925 shier Peter Livery, sale sfah1
shipp residence 11s avenue
Machine Co. street Nj
1881 skees NJ p Bank Block M
M. residence $40 street
S1atey street
$40 slatery NJ p ........ Groceries fuel and i
saery street Avenue W
Smith, H. Office Main and streets
Smith Observation-Disclosures. residence Avenue B
sNfYTH CHAMBERS, PHYSICIANS ...: COOK BLOCK
u smyth Dr. F. R. residence q Third street
6SL Show, W. j. residence, Mandan
street
-:<%
Agents residence ".~
$50 Freight office
ISL Superintendent office
1872 superntendents residence.
$50 Ticket
oa ae' spe er L. ONCE court house
ST. and sixth streets Il
r. w
~. STATE CAPITOL -. ~. = T'' ~ N
4OJ Adjutant General
~ Attorney General ."*.-&.%#" @
IS Clerk Supreme Court * an
1877 Commissioner of Agriculture. -. @
IS Commissioner o Insurance.
a. Governors 5s%a*=5%% AN
80 Governors residence va
2s5 Land Department. &nv@ @aSz#& @
>=..,.~s .##. @
2ss Power .#' AE=
4s Secretary of State. .@@%3@ l%+z.I#
4oL Engineer.
ts9 Examiner
40 Treasurer. .4.-
4s Superintendent of Capitol Building %S4
40 Superintendent of Public ...z ill.,
221 Stebbins, resaencen 1r,n+ .+.oo. E
1o7 Stephenson Geo. S. .... residence 5os M,tn tt
81 Stevens, N. Office First National Bank block
81 o. ns, H. NJ residence, Third
asah 81 Marys Convent Broadway
o121 auss MISS Cora residence 224
go sunaqul O. residence Ninth street
276 Sundquis, ........, residence eoe nnhtn So
71a s s D. o. street
. " ''''''''''' residence Avenue fl
80 Tatey Pacific Hotel 2o1a,1 ronrtn traet
$50 Taylor E. j. Office, State Capitol
9eS 1a st D. b: residence Fourth street
9s s rh1sethwaite R. H. residence street and Avenue
50 Company waehter,s 10 MAYER stree
90 leacy' Dr. H. r. residence a0e second atrst
30 nfoune business Office Fourth ana Broadwav
Tribune editorial rooms Fourth and Broad way
r,Iu '''''''' 20S
u ''''', :: residence 2oa Twelfth street
- United States Land Office First Nationa, RAM, pnd,g
o@tes Military Lincoln,
20 unhtea states Weather Bureau Main ana me-. f.
~ ,a Geo. residence, and Rosser streets
~'N~"""n' nfaudsN
GAG, Van, ro 4. w.. .1@a@ #Ss#SH#@
esuence 4o9 Seventh street
o7s D. H. L. residence, Firth and aver atrees
" ''''''' residence NIandan avenue
Wac,ter a a
Nv.
Walden MI .esiuenle, SUz seventh soutn f.
Walden Mrs Rose second street Avenue A
Waterman .fesidence 708 Main
Wallace .ma, residence. GIG
90 Wallace : .'' residence, sos
Walton Robt " residence. Ninth street
Ward. -: residence.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
MODERN SPELLING

The London Chronicle Is In Il fair
way to be hauled up before the
privy councillors for threatening the
entente cordialc now existing be-
tween the British una Washington
governments ana between the English
ana American people. In n recent
issue 1t says:
lis this misprlnt. or. again. Is
1t Mr. Roosevelt? 1t is from an
American magazine. They watched
The spectacle In n dcspairing activ-
lily. broken only by II ringing or
hands,"
Ringing of hands is at any rate
phonetic; whereas tho American
might we'll rctort that straight waist
coat tfor strait or narrow waist.
coaD and straightforward Qor strait
laccO may DO found not only In
tho hasty magazine or haster news-
paper In England, but In many II
deliberate hook Also, that straight
Tor strait Is wantonly opposed to
Mr. Roosevelt, and n pervcrse waste
OF time"
Now. IL an American writer wants
to ring tho hands" of His hero, It's
nohody's business but tho author and
tho magazine for which he Is work.
ing. 1t certainly Is n less annoying
way Of amusing oneself than ringing
bell. and is less likely to get
ono in trouble with tho ncghb9rs
Besides If one may judge by tho
grade OF spoilers the high schools
arc now turning ont there is hardly
one In ten thousand of the new issue
graduates who would recognize the
difference.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
LEGEND OF THE TOPAZ.
Why the Jewel Is Called the Stone
of (srntitMtiN.

Why the Jewel liz Called the Stone
OF Gratitude.
The topaz is called the stone Of graft
tlldc, and the oil Roman books record
the following, legend, from which the
.ttonc derives this attribute:
The blind Emperor Thcotlosus used
to hang brazcn gong before his pal
ace gates and sit beside II on certain
days, hearing and putting to rights the
grievances Of any of his subjects.
Those who wished for his advice and
help had but to sound the gong, ana
Immediately admission into the pres
cnce of Caesar was obtained. One day
great snake crcpt up to the gate and
struck the brazcn gong with her coils,
and Thcodosius gave orders that 10 one
should modest the creature and babe
her tell him of her wish
The snake bent her crest lowly in
homage and straightway told the fol-
lowing tale:
Her nest was at the base OF the gate.
way tower. and while she had gone to
find food for her young brood Il strange
beast, covered With sharp needles, had
invaded her home, killed the ncstlings
and now held possession of the llttlo
dwelling. Would Caesar grant her jus
ticc2
The emperor gave orders for the por-
cupinc to he slain and the mother to bo
restored to her dcsolatc nest. Night
fell, and the sleeping world had for
gotten the cmpcror's kindly deed, but
with the carly dawn great serpent
gltded into the palace. up the steps and
into the royal chamber and laid upon
each Of the cmpcror's closed eycllds n
cleaning topaz.
When the Emperor Thcodosius awoko
he was no longer blind, for the mother
snake had paid her debt OF gratitude.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
New Zealand ,,oc,,,nr birds.

The Poe honey eater Is one OF the
'commonest and ut the same time hand
soonest of the New Zealand birds. The
neck Is ornamcntcd with II frill OF curly
feathers of grconish color with white
centers, and the throat Is adorned with
a turf OF white feathers, which has
gained for 1t the popular name of par
son Bird" an nppcllatlon appropriate
not only because of this decoration, but
because OF the resemblance of its pc
culinr attitudes when singing to the
gcstictIlations INDUCED in by eXlihar
ant lecturers when Wishing to drive
home their points. The bird Is an OK
,cellqnt mimic and can be taught to re-
peat short sentences with extraordna-
~ clearncss and also to whistle short
songs quite MS well rs parrot.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
PASSPORTS IN FRANCE.
The Kind That Were Issucd In the
Time of Louis XSI

The Kind That Were Issucd In the
Time of Louis XGI.
The mysterious cards of the Count
dc Ycrgcnncs each contained a brief
history In cipher OF those to whom they
were given. Dc Vergenncs was Louis
NVE's minister of foreign affairs, and
when strangers of Il suspicious charac-
ter were about to enter France he Is.
sued to them these strange cards,
which acted as passports, and were
also intended to give information con-
corning the bearer without his knowl-
edge.
In the first place, its color Indicated
the nationality Of the man who car
ried It, The PERSONS age, approx
matcly, was told by the shape OF the
card. a fillct around the border Of the
card told whether he was bachelor,
married. or widower. Dots gave in
formation as to his position and for
tune. and the expression Of his face
was shown by q decorative flower.
The strangers religion was told by
the punctuation after his name. If lie
was q Catholic 1t was Il period, lie n
Jew dash, If he was Lutheran n
scmicolon and no stop ut all indicated
him nOnbelicver.
So n mans morals, character and
appearance were pointed out by the
pattern OF his passport, and the author
tiles could tell at glance whether he
was gamester or n preacher, ply
sician or q lawyer, and whether he
was to he put under surveillance or
allowed to go frcc.-Smday Magazine.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
Queen Dess, Giant,

Queen Elizabeth had Flemish por.
ter who was over eight feet high and
of great strength, and he was an OK.
trcmely good naturcd man. Whenever
he met any one who was abnorpally
tall he used 10 patronizc him IN a
friendly sort of way, and on one occa-
sion when he met Mt IN inn two sol.
dlcrs who We're over six feet in height
he said, Come under my arms, my lit.
tie fellows" And. taking them up. he
walked down the room with them un.
der his arms as IL they had been chill
drcn, much to their disgust.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
NIateriaiistic sInn.

Sir James Crichton- Browne, the Eng
llsll physician, speaking before some
members of his profession, protested
against the tendency to adopt too mate.
rialistic an explanation Of man. The
raw material of Il medical practice be-
came mere continuance Of matter and
force; the brain OF this poor consumer
of pills and potions "glue-like sub.
stance, nlnetenths water, with little
phosphorus thrown in" "They left us
man." said Sir James. with smashing
figure, "a motor car, self made and self
started, with no passengers and no
chauffeur, moved by series Of explo.
sions or redistributions of energy, and
rushing OH to inevitable destruction"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24

duce. 1t goes to Europe for the man
ufacture of macaroni ana for -four
to make different food products. The
dealers in all sections arc anxious
to get the grain to handle. 1t brings
good returns for tho farmer and
supplies new shipping product for
the buyer. Every district where dry
farming can he practiced offers n
field for the production Of durum.
1t makes possible the cultivation of
acreage once regarded us worthless.
The culture OF the wheat should
not be the only consideration. Since
It has been shown that the crop
may be profltably raised In the
United States tho manufacture of
macaroni ana the other products oil
durum wheat should be taken up.
There Is absolutely no valid reason
why macaroni should be imported
when the raw material for 1t Is
raised In America; 1t would be
more bnsiness like to sell American
macaroni to the European consumer.
BY That means the Americans would
secure the profit accruing from man.
ufacture rs well rs from tho cult
walton Of the new crop.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
Turkey Golna up.

AS tho time before THANKSGIVING
Day becomes less and less the price
or turkeys is becoming higher and
higher, yesterday reaching the 81
cent Wholesale mark, which Is un.
usual for this early time.
Dealers agree that turkeys will
be more, expensive this Thanksgiv-
Ing than in previous years, ard It Is
estimated that housewives will have
to pay as high as 35 cents pound
for the fowl at holiday time. The
Wholesale price was boosted 9 cents
yesterday over that asked on Satur-
day morning. The retail price was
increased even more Turkeys could
be purchased two days ago at IS
cents wholesale.
Although Eastern turkeys have
not yet begun to descend ,lpon the
market dealers assert they can
place no reliance 4 this years sun.
ply A plague knfsn as black head
mas been sweer tg the East. and
thousands of tur Eys have died from
1t. This has bsfn evidenced partic-
ularly In Northern New York. The
grade Of the Western supply. with
Which the local market Is now wen
stocked, is about the average in
quality, say fine wholesale dealers
New York JIerall
..
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
THE COLD WATER ORDEAL.
II War Once an Important Test of
Cult or Innocence.

Guilt or Innocence.
The cold water ordeal was one Of tho
most important tests OF guilt or inio-
ccncc few hundred years ago. II tho
accused noatcd, he was guilty; IL he
sunk, Ec was innocent. In tile twelfth
century some altar vessels were stolen
from tho cathedral of Laon, and the
lc,lrned Ansclm proposed that Il child
from each parish and then Il child from
each household Should he put to the
test and so on until the guilty ono was
found. The proposition raised great
cutlery, and the people clamorcd that
those WHO had easiest access to the
church be the first to undergo the or
deal.
| This looked reasonable enough. So
the bishop ordered the six priests Of
the cathedral to prepare for the test.
In the meanwhile Ansclm thought to
try the experiment himself as pre-
lininnry tcst SO he was bound and
placed In tub Of water. To his great
satisfaction as well MS discomfort hG
promptly sank. The dry arrived and
with II mn immense crowd to see the
trlnl The first priest sank, the second
,iloated, the third sank, the fourth float
led, the nth sank, md then Ansclm
lhlmsclf-wondcr C! woplcrs-in spite
of experiments and protested Innocence
tloated around with the buoynncy OF an
sir bubble. While he was serving his
sentence In prison Ansclm found time
to write learned treatise on the ON.
icxpcdiency OF the Water Ordeal and
Its Failure In Many Cases"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24

So Mrs. james silent" Smith,
nee Mrs. Rhelnlander Stewart, finds
that there is something lacking des-
pite her divorce and remarrlage TO
II man of millions. With tho snuba
of tho upper ten" and the cold dis
dam Of tho social leaders chilling
her orstwhilc enthusiasm, she fails
to get even the .ricc for which sho
sold herself. AS for the men In the
case, we feel that Mr.. James Silent
Smith Is the ono who deserves COM
miseration. rather than Mr.. Rhein-
lander Stewart, who evidently has
gotten rid of woman who was far
from deserving the unselfsh love
which no gave her. Those are the
sort of cases which disgust all de.
cent people with the divorce theory
and which tend to ostraclse the
remarked divorces.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
THE FIRST DIRECTORY.
Quaint Olden Time New York Bu.i-
ness nui Social Addresses.

ness nud Social .Atllrcsscs.
In the first directory OF New Yorl;
city. which WIS issued In 1883. there
are some peculiar ana quaint entries.
For Instance, In those days II was not
uncommon for medical practitioners to
sell drugs. rs Is shown by the following
address. Samuel Brctlhurst. physician
and npothecnry, 81 Queen Mow PearD
street"
Clergymcn of that period were OK.
cecdlngly precise regarding their titles.
Thus, abraham Bnche. reverend Of
the Church OF England, 20 Smith
street" and "Joze rhclan, clergyman
of the Church OF Rome, 1 hickman
street"
Leon Rogers, tailor, of Broadway,
WIS described rs Il ''brceclIcs mnker;"
John Bean. GO broadway, ms surgeon
ami tooth puller;;" S. Cryglcr, GO Cherry
street, punch and porter house," 10
Dclcplanc Of 1872 Queen street, "QualScr
speaker" ID. Hitchcock, 50 Queen
street, "honse carpenter and undertake
err" John Hogland, % Queen street,
Fiddler. etc." Henry III. Kip, % King
street, inspector OF pot and pearl
ashes" John Nitchlc, I Garden street,
'.sturch and hair powder maker" Sam
ucl Is. Webb. 20 Lower Dock street,
gentleman"
In those days. too, there were q great
muny "gentlewomcn" and few wash
women" All teachers were then nd
dressed either us "schoolmnstcrs" or
ACCOMPLISHMENTS" The retail dealers
OH broadway and Wall ana Queen
streets called themselves "shopkcep-
crs," the hotel men were tavern keep
crs" and the policemen were watch
mcn."-Ncw York Post.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
CULTURE OF MAcARohl WHEAT

Reports from the West Indicate
that durum wheat has come to the
front as one OF the future great
crops for semiarid lands. 1t is esti-
mated that the crop for 1906 will
approximate 45.ooO,OOO bushels. The
future Is SO brilliant that company
of experienced farmers has purchased
sa tract Of 10000 acres in Texas and
VIII plant the entire area in durum
wheat. The department OF agrIcult-
aure has found a market for all the
dururi wheat our country can pro
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-11-24
wI,ling to Ob,igc.

Uncle Ito little BERTHE, aged 1--WE, who
Is being taken OF to bcd)-Good night,
BERTHE. or course you always remem.
der your aunts and unclcs In your
prayers? Bertie-Oh yes. Uncle Felix.
Shall I tell you what say? l say,
God bless Aunty kitty and make her
chin, and God bless Uncle James and
make him fat, and God bless Uncle
Felix and"--which do you want to be,
Sat or thin Punch.