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The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
RHEUMATISM CURED
Tho Disease Yielded Readily TO Or.
Williams Pink Pills After Other
Treatment Failed.

DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure rheuma-
tism because they supply the necessary
elements to the vitiated blood and en-
able nature to cast out the impurities
and effect cure. Mrs. A. Baker, of No.
119 Fitch street, Syracuse, N. Y, will
furnish living evidence Of the truth Of
this statement. "There has been rheu.
matism in my family ever since can re-
member" she says. "My grandmother
was a great sufferer from muscular
rheumatism and my mother also had the
disease i'm n mild form. About year
ago l had n hard cold and rheumatism
caught me in my left knee. There were
sharp pains, confined to the neighbor-
hood of the knee and they seemed to go
right into the bone. The pain suffered
was intense and l also had dizzy spells.
"The doctors called my trouble
uriatic and sciatic rheumatism. When
I didn't get better under their treat
ment my brother-in law suggested that
try DIR. Williams Pink Pills. l bought
three boxes, and, by the time l had
taken them, the pain and dizziness had
entirely left me. ] wanted to make
sure of cure so bought three more
boxes, but didn't take quite all of them
as found that was entirely cured.
Before took the pills the pain was
so severe that had to cry at times and
when l was cured | was SO THAI kful and
grateful and l am glad to recommend
them to every one who suffers with
rheumatism"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have cured
severe cases of anamia, sciatica, nervous
hess, partial paralysis, locomotor ataxia
ind st. Vitus' dance that have not re-
sponded to other modes Of treatment.
All druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
Pills or they will be sent by mail, post
paid, on receipt of price, 30 cents per
box, six boxes for $2.5O by the DR.. Will.
liams Medicine Co.. Schenectady, N. Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
As to Clippings.

Some wise men go about with dim.
lnutive scissors in their vest pockets
Such may be used for ripping cloth
when customer wants yard or two.
or for clipping good things out of the
newspapers. "Old Hickory" wants
everybody to know that clipping
can be cut from paper much better
with the point of common pin than
with anything else. | believe him.
For many years he has carried in his
waistcoat pocket large bank pin.
Some men use the point of knife
blade. but not one man in 100 car
ries a sharp knife. The pins the
thing. Ask your banker for one
about 2h inches long. Just scratch
the paper with 1t and the clipping will
fall out.-Exchange.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
Chocolate In Spain.

The Spaniard's usual breakfast Is a
cup (as small as an afterdinner cup)
OF chocolate, small roll, and a roll
shaped piece OF sweet, white sub
stance like the outside of a meringue.
The nourishment is in the cup of
chocolate, which Is so thick that 1t Is
eaten instead of slipped from a spoon.
To the one cup goes an ounce OF
sweetened and cinnamon-favored
chocolate melted over the fire, with
just enough water to stir 1t smooth.
IL folks would tell only what they
know, the world would soon be pop
ulated with mutes.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
Test Its Value.

Simmons Liver Purifier Is the most
valuable remedy l ever tried for con-
stipation and disordered liver. 1t does
its work thoroughly. but does not
acter. certainly recommend II
whenever the opportunity occurs.
M. M. Tomlinson,
Oswege, Kansas.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
RIPPLES OF MlRTH
MERRY JEsTs GUARANTEED TO
CAUSE A LAUGH.
Poor Old Robinson Crusoe Feared a
Hoodoo-Elucidation Of Old Me.
chanicai Phrase-Fashionabl In.
valid UP to Date.
Just Like a Girl.

"Yes, gentleman will always dc.
stroy a lady's love letters when there
has been quarrel between them"
"Of course, jeanette, and so will a
'ady destroy those received from a
Gentleman. hope you tore up that
batch you received from Jack"
Indeed | did. l tore them up in
he tiniest pieces imaginable"
"And were you very angry, dear?'
Angry? Why, it took me two
whole days to paste them together
again"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
The Real Question.

What did you think of my remarks
on The Divorce Question asks the
lecturer of his friend who has been In
the audience.
They were quite eloquent, and we'll
phrased, but why didn't you tell what
the divorce question is?"
"Why, man, covered the ground
thoroughly"
"No. The true divorce question Is:
How much alimony does she get?"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
Must Be Fresh.

"See here" exclaimed the husband
Of the fashionable invalid, whats the
idea of the doctor coming here again
to-day?'
"My gracious!" she exclaimed petu.
lantly, "he has come to leave my
fresh medicine. You don't suppose I'd
use yesterdays, do yOu?"-Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discover of
the age. Makes new shoes easy, A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists, 25c. Trial package
FREE. Address A. s. Olmsted, lie
Roy, N. Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

DR.. Wiley uncovers a great truth
when he says bottled whisky is the
only kind that is safe. 1t becomes
dangerous only when you unbottle 1t.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

Now that King Alfonso has officially
acknowledged his engagement to the
Princess Ena, the other ambitious
young ladies might as well give up.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
Sensitive.

The ancient repC as interview
ing Mrs. Methusela reference to
her husbands age.
Suppose / put at SOO?'
ventured the repor
please don't" ha the vene'-
able lady. Say he 10 over 800 at
least. He is very sensitive about his
age"
"Sensitive?"
"Yes, he Is afraid people will doubt
his claim of being the oldest inhabi'
tant.'"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

Can a man live on water? asks
contemporary. In this age OF stock
watering extraordinary the question is
a strange one.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

Something has been found to startle
Paris. 1t is play by Sardou called
"Spiritualism," not the Castellane
scandal
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

Heaven is reserved for the relig-
ious in compensation for the many
good times they miss on earth.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
More for Hustlers.

VIOTC TOV TVUotVCTos
Hicks-There's nothing / hate SO
much as a lazy man.
Wicks-Well, L wish there were
more of them.
Hicks-You do?
Wicks-Sure. The more lazy men
there are the less competition we'd
have In business.
Pessimistic.
"Paw, can an honest man play
poker?"
"Yes, Tommy; but he can't win any
thing"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

Mrs. W'usIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethisg softens the gums. reduces In
dammstOn. sllays pain, cures wind collie 23c bottle
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

Most upright pianos are down
right nuisances.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12

Where there's a will there's a feast
for lawyers.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1906-04-12
Important TO M othsrs.

Important 20 Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle OF CASTORIA,
and see that It
s'ss:'s's ss:,: 's: ., &zzzzw
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You lave Always Bought
Where there's q will fhere's q faoct
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
HEIR IS BORN TO
OIL KINGS V : HOARD
Son to Be Named John D. Rookie.
Teller III. Is to Have
Great Wealth.

New York, March %. - A fine,
healthy. blue-eyed, eleven-pound boy,
who opened his eyes Gupon the world
for the first time late. last night in the
house in West Fifty-fourth street, near
Fifth avenue, is h cir presumptive to the
greatest fortune in the world, for the
baby, at it's christening, will be John
D. Rockefeller III. n.., ....-- r.:
The son born to Mr.. and Mrs. John
D. Rockefeller, Jr.. gratifes one of the
dearest wishes of its grandfather, who
has hoped for male heir to his son
ever since his marriage to the beauti-
full Abbie G. Aldrich, the daughter of
United States Senator Aldrich of Rhode
Island A little girl came to their home
in November, 1903, and is named fol
the mother. y: s...--~ $500
The interesting event in the house
hold Of young Mr.. Rockefeller has been
looked forward to for several days, ano
the elder Mr.. Rockefeller, in his home
at Lakewood, has been in constant com
munication with the home of his son
in this city. He was the first to be
informed of the birth of their heir to
the millions of the Rockefeller.
The mother is doing remarkably we'll
and. doctor and nurses declare they
new never saw % handsomer or healthier
Mr.. Rockefeller has grandchildren il
the Mccormick apdszt55e Strong fam
lies, but these young Persons, who art
destined to be trame ndously wealthy
will have but meager fortunes as com
pared with the heir born to, the son anC
heir of the richest man in the world. ,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
PROSECUTE"BIG3,''
|. SLAWSONDEMAND
Boston Man Wants to Drive Insurance
3D.. Companies from Massachusetts,
as Law Breakers.

Albany, N. Y, March 22.-The as
voted to report favorably to the as
sembly with amendments, assembly
bill No. 964, introduced by the joint
special Investigating committee, which
would legislate out of office on Nov. Is
next all the directors and trustees OF
the mutual insurance companies and
would nullify all proxies hitherto Sc
cured by the companies themselves, by
Thomas w. Lawson or any person OF
committee.
The most important amendment pro
vides that no proxy executed prior tt
Sept. Is next will be valid or can be
voted at the recognizing election
which the bill sets for Nov. 10. 1t was
stated that the amending and reporting
Of the bill were at the instance Of the
Investigating committee on insurance.
The reason for the pushing Of this
particular bill is the fact that the cleo
ton of trustees of the New York Life
Insurance company would take place
on April IL, and it is the desire of the
committee that there may be no ques
ton that this election shall be among
those postponed by the act.
The amended bill will be reported
also in the senate in behalf of the Arm
strong committee, and the effort will
be to press the bill to passage with al
possible speed. SO that it may be en-
acted and placed in the hands of Gov
ernor Higgins early next week.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
SHERMAN HEADS
NEXT CAMPAIGN
Tawney Declines Honor and Is
Made Vice Chairman of Re-
publican Committee.
BY w. w. Jermane.

Washington, March 22.-Late yester-
day afternoon there was a conference
of leading house republicans over the
question Of who should be at the head
Of the republican congressional COM
mittee for the next two years and
manage this years campaign. Repre-.
sentative Tawney of Minnesota was
present and stated that he did not de-
sire to be considered candidate for
the Craftsmanship of the committee;
IN fact, he could not accept it, if of.
serve the committee in any way pos
sible and to hold a minor office, If this
was the desire of the republicans of the
house: For example, he said, he would
be willing to serve as vice chairman
of the committee, it having been gem
orally stated that the members desired
him to take that position to manage
this years campaign in the west, with
headquarters in Chicago.
which took him out of the race for the
Craftsmanship Of the committee, the con
ference agreed that Representative
Sherman Of New York was the most
available man for the place to be va.
Gated by Representative Babcock, and
it was agreed that he should be Sc.
lected. Representative Tawney was
agreed upon for vice chairman. Who
will be treasurer in succession to Rep
resentative Overstreet of Indiana has
not yet been determined.
manship Of the committee for the ask!
ing, which shows that his hold upon the
house members is as strong as ever and
that the memory of his work at tn
Chicago headquarters in 1904 is stii
fresh in the congressional mind. !.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22

Boston, March 22.-Thomas w. Law.
son today notified Attorney General
Malone, District Attorney Moran and
State Insurance Commissioner Cutting
that he had obtained absolute proof
that the New York Life and Mutual
Life. Notwithstanding their absolute
promise of reform were still rebatine
policies and giving them away in re-
turn for proxies. -.
Lawson suggests that civil and Grim
inal proceedings be instituted to drive
the two concerns from Massachusetts
and make, them pay the penalty fol
their alleged wrongdoing.
According to Mr.. Lawson, his evil
dence shows that the big New York
companies are still systematically VIC
lating the law against rehating and ia
voritism of any kind.
In support of his charge, Mr.. Lawson
offers to the Massac husetts and the
New York legislature copy Of policy
for 81, 900 issued by the New York Life
on March 5, 1906, to Albert F. Parrott
The policy, which was payable to Par
rott' s mother, was signed by Alexander
E. Orr. The premium on the policy was
stated in the policy to be $50.28.
=. Accompanying the policy is an aft
davit by Parrott before a notary public
Charles E. Dow of Boston, in which
Parrot states that he "paid no money
or ANYTHING of value,' for the policy
but merely delivered to the agent hi
proxy.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
ELOPERS COURIED
In BURIED CITIES
Archaeological Romance Of Pro.
lessor Halves and Miss Boyd
Leads to Runaway Match.
Journal Special Service.

journal Special Service.
Philadelphia, March PAS if to put
the final glowing touch upon the ro-
nance of a courtship in the buried
cities of Crete, Miss Harriet Ann Boyd,
who holds the chair of archaeology at
Smith college, and Professor Charles E.
/ Halves, Cambridge, England, it was
learned today eloped from this city
just two weeks ago. -. ..-,...- .s,5s=... :
They went at once to New York city
where they were quietly married and
half dozen Of their friends knew any
thing about it. Even now no announce
ment of the marriage has been made
altho Mrs. Boyd, sister-in-law of the
bride, said there was no further cause
for concealment.
1t was to avoid newspaper publicity
and unpleasant notoriety that Professor
Halves and Miss Boyd planned the
elopement. It was intended originally
to have the wedding take place at the
home Of Miss Boyd's brother, James
Boyd, Haverford, Pa, and some time
ago Professor Halves came to this coun'
try from Europe for the ceremony.
Going Back to Crete.
The couple intend to make their per
manent residence near Cambridge uni
versity, England. In the near future
they will return to Crete, the scene OF
the courtship. There they will resume
their quest after buried knowledge to-
gether.
Mrs. Halves, who is one of the fore
most, if not actually the foremost,
acheologist of her sex, started her work
in 1896, when she entered the American
School Of Archaeology at Athens. When
doing some excavating work which
brought her her first fame, the young
woman, enlisted as a nurse during the
Greco-Turkish war and was afterward
decorated by the king Of Greece.
Professor Halves is known not only as
an archeologist but as an explorer Of
the arctic regions and Siberia. About
year ago he went to Greece to con
tinue his excavations. He reached
Crete and while working there met Miss
Boyd, who was excavating for the bene-
fit of the University Of Pennsylvania.
The Wooing in Crete.
The wooing was as fervid as the dig
nifty of an archeologist would permit.
After Miss Boyd had completed her re-
markable discovery Of the bronze cities,
they both left Crete, but later met at
London, where they were studying at
the British museum.
Then came the proposal. At first
Miss Boyd felt that marriage would
mean the surrender of her life work.
No, said the professor, they would
mount the ladder Of fame together. So
the citadel was stormed and won.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
By w, w. Jermane.

Washington, March 22.-J. Adam
Bede made a short speech in the house
today i'll opposition to joint statehood,
which was highly edifylng to the mem
bers on the floor, and the crowds Of
spectators in the galleries. He began
by relating a story of two Mormon chill
dren OF the same name and age, who
when asked if they were twins, said
they were on their fathers side. The
statehood bill, he said proves for twins
on the fathers side.
Then Bede declared he was not op-
posed to the administration except on
wife-beating legislation. He declared
himself favorable to the admission Of
state, as recommended by the president,
but could not agree that Arizona and
New Mexico should be forced to come
into the union against the will of the
people.
Loves the President.
Bede said one reason he loved the
president was because he permitted
the marriage Of his daughter to an
American congressman and not to a
degenerate foreign prince.
He closed with an appeal to the house
to vote down the rule and to vote on
the bill on its merits.
Later, in debate, Bede practically
accused Speaker Cannon of throttline
the will Of the house by refusing to
consent to the consideration Of the sen.
ate amendments.
AS soon as the house met today
Dalzell of Pennsylvania presented a
special rule providing that the state
hood bill be taken from the speaker s
table, that in so doing the senate
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
FIREMEN In PERIL
WHEN FLOOR FALLS
Assistant Chief Hanley and Crew
Narrowly Escape Death
Under Debris.
Two Others Injured in Fires
Today = Second Street
Resorts Burn.

Assistant Chief -Hanley and several
fremen of Engine company No. mar
rowly escaped death by falling machin-
cry today while fighting fire in the
plant of the Baum Brass and Metal
works, PA Third avenue S.
The fire started in rear Of the build
ing on the first floor and soon burned
thru the floors above. The second floor
was heavily loaded with machinery and
brass ornaments. The supports were
weakened by the flames, and just as
Hanley and his crew mounted the in
terror stairs large mass of the metal
crashed down upon them. The top
steps were entirely torn away, and il
was several minutes before the men
could reach the second floor, being un-
able to get short ladders. No one was
injured, but any one of the masses Of
metal that fell might have caused in.
slant death. .r-.s., =.
The lire was soon extinguished, but
the building was Quilted and much Of
Inc expensive machinery was ruined
by water and the extreme heat. The
loss PROBABLY will exceed $4,000.
Two Men Injured.
Several other small fires occurred All
about the same time, and two men were
seriously injured about the face and
hands. - -
harry .,Zalusky, employed at Henry
Brothers dye works, 1913 Hennepin
avenue, was burned by the explosion
OF gasolene with which he was clean
| ing clothing. The cleaning machine
was overheated and the explosion threw
the burning fluid over him. Other EN-.
! ployees put out the flames with their
hands and the FIRE department was sum.
moned to extinguish the blaze that
started: Zalusky was able to 90 to his
home, 263l Fourteenth avenue s, on a
car.
Peter Unther, a fireman at the En-.
erson and Newton implement house at
7O8 Third street S, was burned about
the face and hands while starting fire
under the boilers. There was too much
draught and the flames leaped out of
the hrebox, setting fire to his clothing,
He was taken to the city hospital In
the patrol wagon and later to his home,
713 Third street S. 49,
Resorts Burn.
just before noon fire broke out In a
resort at 1927 Second street s. The
i fire spread to the adjoining houses
and the fremen had considerable trou-
BILE in keeping the flames from spread
ling. The buildings were old frame
structures and burned fiercely. The
loss will be about $4,000.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
BEDE, MSURGEN7
ACCUSES SPEAKER
Duluth Congressman Declares Cannon
Is 7hrottling the House on
Statehood. ...... -

amendments be disagreed to, and con-
ference be asked of the senate and that
the speaker Immediately appoint the
house cOnferees. @--- ...
Forty Minutes Debate.
Mr.. Dalzell, as soon as the rule had
been read, demanded the previous: ques-
ton, which, if ordered, carried with it
forty minutes debate, to be divided
equally between the friends and OPP
ponents of the rule. On rising vote
149 voted for the previous question
and 124 against. On demand of Mr..
Williams, minority leader, a rollcall
was ordered ,
The rollcall resulted in ordering the
previous question, the vote being III
to 140. The republicans who voted
with the democrats against ordering the
previous question were these: Adams,
Babcock, Bannon, Bede, Beidler,
Bonynge, Brown, Calderhead, Cushman,
Davidson, Esch, French, Fulkerson, Gil
lett (Cal.), Goebel, Gronna, Hayes, Her
mann, Howell, Humphrey. wash },
Mckinley, McGreary, MeLachlan, Me-
Moran, Marshall, Mondell, Mudd, Muir
ply, Needham, Tyndall, Smith (Cal.)
Wachter, Welborn, woodward, Young.
Rule Is Adopted.
By a vote Of IT'S to 156 the house
adopted the statehood rule and the
speaker appointed Hamilton (Mich.) >,
Brick Gnd.) and Moon (Tenn.) con
ferees
Mr.. Williams tried to have. the state
hood conferees instructed to concur in
the senate amendment emitting Arizona
and New Mexico, but was defeated on a
point of order.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-22
BIG BILLS BLOCK
A PURE FOOD LAW
Postoffice and Quarantine Meas
ures Have Right of Way
in the House. =
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal.
Chicago. March PA Washington
special to the Chicago Tribune says:
It will be some time yet before any
pure food legislation is put upon the
statute books, not because there is any
hesitancY on the part of congress in
adopting a reasonable measure, but be-
cause there are so many other impor-
tant matters requiring the immediate
attention of the house.
The postoffce appropriation bill and
the quarantine bill are both down for
consideration at an early day. On this
account the pure food bill may have
to wait for several weeks before it is
taken up in the house, altho there is a
possibility it may be slipped in for a
few days between some measure and
passed so as to get it into conference.
The conference committee on the pure
food bill will have the bulk of the real
work to do. The house in any event
will strike out all the senate bill after
the enacting clause and insert in its
place the house measure.