The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-05-24
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one dsy little boy came 70 school
With very dirty hands ard the teacher
said 20 him:
jamie. vish you vou'i not cone
to school with your hands soilei ths;
way. What would you say II came
[ % school with dirtg hands,
i wouldn't say anythinE" vas the
f. prompt reply. ia be too polite
. Magazine q Pun.
/ Those who listen 20 the volcanic tor.
rent which pours from the lips q Bee
/ hmin Rysa Tuim-r senator frou
SOUR Car0iina- a. n.lr-i 20 believe
IIlc tfe backv5 lis1at from the
. Palmetto state uh5 pointed out TIL
man o. a friend alI remarked. Hes
| The man fcr ycu Kin talk ike chain
/ lightning and ! bst be Sin drink vh,s.
ky with rel pepper in 60 Just nk7
waite. As % matter q fact. Senate
/ Tii'man is one % tae most abstemious
men 90 public life For ten years he
has suffered from stomach trouble.
which has gradually reduced hts bill
/ % fare until nov be- describes his diet
90 this fasN'on. -Fo- breakfast take
a cup q hot water. Tor luncheon a
cup q hot water uith salt in 60 and
for dinner a cup q hot water with salt
and lemon Juice kansas City star
After the Willoughtys had said
good bye 70 Mrs Ken, they walked on
ia silence for a moment. relates the
Youths Companion Then Mr Will
oughby spoke thoughrfully. 1t was
pleasant of her 20 say that about wis,
ing she could see more e people liko
Us. who are interested IN real things
instead Of the foolish round OF gaycty
that takes up 50 much Of her time
and gives her 20 little satisfac- ion.
wasn't H. His wife stole a side Kiso
glance az his satised face. and a 81.
tirical Smile crossed her own cJua.
tenance Very pleasant. George. sh.
said clearly. But what knew she
meant and what she knew tha,
knew she meant, was that M walk.
Ing skirt s. an inch too long and my
sleeves are old style. and your coat.
poor dear. Is beginning 70 look saiEy
In the back "why-what-how
began Mr. willoughby, he e'llessly
then he shook his head and gave q
up.-Kansas City Star.
The other evening a man % the
burglar type stepped up 20 an old
gentleman and handing him a piece
Of paper. said:
"sir. would you be good enough 20
read me the writing on that'plece OF
! paper?"
The individual addressed consented.
and moving toward the rays of a con.
. venlent gas lamp. read the following
/ words:
N YOU utter a CRY OF speak a sin.
gle word I win shoot you. Give me
your purse az oHce, and then .ass
on"
Completely taken ofi his guard. the
genilema nhandel over the articles
asked for and walked Of \ few steps
brought him 20 policeman and. re-
latlng his story, the pair proceeded
IN pursuit oi the stranger, who was
not yet out of sight
Next morning, before the magis-
trate, the vagrant was called upon ior
an explanation
Your honor ne said, Il am not on
educated man, ana therefore. cau
neither read nor write. Last evening
, ] picked up a piece OF paper AMI. it
F. striking me- t-at 10 might De ~ SOM
importance ] took % 20 the first per-
son met and asked him 20 decipher
. g. The gentleman read q quickly 10
: himself and then. with ,ut saving a
: word. handed me his wa-r-. chain and
purse. without giving me time 10 re-
cover from my surprise or to ask him
. what De meant D. seemed 20 me that
The paper possessed a certain value
and that De- had -lven me- the values
as reward ta- finding ir'
But the magistrate gave him six
months just the s1me-Exchange
simeon Ford has a story of New
York hotel man whose cafe and rara-
ske,ier are the resorts of @ bohemian
SET This bon.,ace was spending his
vacation in Maine. when one evening
De was Kept in hi. hotel by a terrific