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New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
TWO ROYAL PRINCES COMING.

Prince Waldemar, the sailor brother OF the King
of Denmark. of the King OF Greece. OF Queen Ale1-
andra and of the widow ed Czartna will spend
weeks in the United States in the spring. on his
way back to Europe from his visit 10 SIAM China
and japan. He sailed from Naples nearly a month
ago. accompanied by his nephew, Prince George OF
Greece, who recently resigned the Governor Cen
eralship Of Crete while other members Of the party
are the ex-Premier DR. Duentzer. NJ GIuckstadt.
governor Of the Agricultural Bank OF Copenha gen.
and N Walenberg, president OF the EnsBilda Bank
Of Stockholm.
The Oriental trip OF the two princes and Of their
three companions is in no sense Of the word an off,
cial tour. Their object is 10 develop Danish trade
and Industry in the Far East. especially in Siam
and in Japan and the ex premier and the two bank
presidents with him represent syndicate that has
very large amount Of capital at it's disposal which
It is prepared 10 invest in that portion of the world
Prince Waldemar is interested in the enterprise
and his rank and prestige will naturally facilitate
the obtaining Of concessions from Asiatic govern
ments. Prince George has no Interior motive in
Joining his uncle's expedition beyond desiring
change Of scene and climate after the tiresome
years spent in Crete He is the Anak of Euro
pean royalty ran things at the Olympian athletic
games at Athens last spring and visited America
some fifteen years or so ago on his way back from
Japan, where he had saved the life OF his cousin
the present Gar by almost Draining the latter's
armed and fanatic would-be murderer
Prince WaIdeuar enjoys the distinction of hav-
ing declined the throne of Bulgaria and that. too
in such a oontemptuous fashion to excite the
indignation OF the worthy Bulgars. He likewise
stood aside in favor Of his nephew, Charles of Den
mark when sounded as 10 his willingness TO accent
the throEs Of Norway last year. His wife is Prln-
cess Marie Of Orleans, the extremely clever and
witty daughter Of that Duke Of Chartres who served
on the star Of General George B. Mcclellan
throughout the Civil War and who used 10 be
known by his fellow officers Of the Union Army as
"Chatters' Princess Marie is generally regarded
in Europe Of the principal authors of the
alliance between France and Russia.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
IS HE TO MARRY NINE. GOULD?
Relatives Of Harry Woodruff Refuse to Con.
firm or Deny Report.
IBy Telegraph 70 The Tribune. J

Pittsburg Nov. 1s-Relatfves Of Harry Wood
ruff. the leading man Of the Brown OF Harvard
company, refuse either 10 confirm or to deny the
published report that he is shortly to marry the
Countess de Castellane, who was divorced from
Count Boni last week, and who is now known as
Nine. Gould When he appeared in Pittsburg
Mr.. Woodruff visited his brother. W. W. Wood
ruff. a maCaroni manufacturer, of No. 2So Den
istOn avenue. 4 sister OF the actor day ad-
mitted that he had talked 70 her about the great
future befOrs him. bur whether or not the
countess was included in the prospects she re-
fused 10 say. w W. Woodruff also refused TO
make arv starara1Art
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
TRADITION BROKEN, BUT NOTHING ELSE

From The Washington Sta.
The President has smashed one Of The ancient
foot upo0 foreign soil, ana nothing has happened
No political or natural CONFUSION las occurred IN
r0ne-9ua1ra Tho country IS not Tnenaced by
dangers Tie President Aas returned from his eX-
cursioa i..t0 foreign con1 1Ly unscathed and IN
Changed fIe Is still President and there is every
reason 70 expect that ne viii remain such until
thG OF his allotted term or oftcS
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
WAS cRIsPrs TRUSTED LIEUTENANT


Baron Mayor des P1anches's retsrn to Washington
TO his duties Italian Ambassador 10 the
United States and dean of the diplomatic corps
in America has been hailed with satisfaction by
his many friends and admirers in this country, and
IS known be, in particular, a source OF keen
sfactiOn to the President. owing to the
friendship which existed between the italian EN-
hassy and the White House until the departure of
the Baroness Mayor des Pianches for Europe more
than year ago, The baron's prolonged absence
abroad has been caused by i'll health; but although
he received while It Rome the offer OF another
first class mission n Europe he preferred to re-
turn TO America.
Confidential secretary and principal lieutenant oE
Crispi. who for many years occupied with re
gard 10 Italy much the position Prince
Bismarck did with regard Germany Baron
Mayor des Planches possesses 10 a greater degree
than any other diplomat at Washington, past or
present the experience and the international repu-
taton OF a sta tesman; while at Rome. where he is
an habitue of the salon of the celebrated Donna
Laura Mnghetti (mother OF Princess BdIow), he is
reputed not merely 'homme d'etat," but also
an 'homme desprt." The baron is OF the
most active OF men, and until he went abroad on
f1rloush devoted himself with considerable sue
settle in agricultural districts rather than segre
gate themselves in big cities, realizing that this
pocy which he inaugurated has the result of
moro speedily converting the newcomers into full
nedzed bona hde American citizens. qualified as
such 10 promote the friendship between the land
OF their adoption and the land OF their birth.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
PENSIONS.
rn TrtN,lna

FTCT Inc 'EIoag0 IIINllo-
In tho broad scheme Of pensions which the
Tinted states has adopted the widow and four
daughters OF the Revolutionary War play a small
part The total amount paid 10 them "a inconse-
cueDfal IN ire 50 coo which have been spent
for pensions for services Of soldiers and sailors
since 1890 The exceptional cases cannot fairly be
used 10 make an argument against the general
plan There NAV he plain cases of fraud in the
fis+ og nearly q million pensioners but the frauds
cannot affect the nature OF the obligation which
the nation feels. In al the world there has never
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
OBITUARY.
JOHN O'BRIEN.

Tnoapsndence Kan. Nov. 1s.-John o'Brien, Of
Lima Ohio, general manager of the Ohio OIL Com
pany, died in Nowats Ind. T.. last night from
heart disease Mr.. OBrien had been in Indian
Territory looking after oil properties He retired
in his usual health In little while he called for
a doctor but soon passed into a stupor, and did
not regain consciousness. He was general man
ager OF the Standard Oil Companys business here
until Daniel O'Day's recent death when he sue
ceeded Mr. O'Day IN Ohio. He was forty-two
years old. HIS wife and two children survive
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
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OWEN r. FATZINeER.

Catasauqua, Penn. Nov. 1S.-Owen F Fatzinger
one Of the weaIthiest residents OF this place and
head OF the firm OF F. w. Wint & Co. lumber and
coal dealers and planning mill operators. died sud
denly to-day from heart disease He was for sew
eral years president OF the National Bank OF Cata-
sauqua and was interested in the Catasauqua Land
Company the Dryden Horseshoe Company ard the
Unicorn SILK Company. He was sixty-six years old
and leaves a wife
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
sourHERNERs HERE FOR HORSE SHOW

A party OF about one hundred from Richmond.
Norfolk and other Southern cities. arrived in New
York yesterday on the Princess Anne OF the Old
Dominion Line. 20 attend the Horse Show For
ten years past the annual Horse Show ExcUr-
sons' OF this line have been very popular
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
BALTIMORE THEATRE CLOSED.

IBy Telegraph to The Trtbuney
Baltimore, Nov. K-Albaughs Theatre here has
heen closed by reason OF the refusal of George
Mclaughlin. the financial hacker Of the house TO
put up any more money.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
FRENCH PREMIER A PRACTICAL JOKER

FRENCH PREMIER A PRACTICAL JOKER
Frances new Premier. Dr. Clemenceau. has
Keen sense Of huElor and moreover is an invet-
crate practical toker The latter popularity in
6aaa has stood in the way OF his political success
A,,ne mis- colleagues IN the Chamber OF Deputies
,gaa a DR. Mchon. fellow physician, an ODD little
man extremely pompous and though scrupnlously
horsst nevertheless determined 20 Avai hiInsei TO
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PROMINENT ARRIVALS AT THE HOTELS

GRAND-Brigadiar General James Allen. chief
signal officer or the United States Army. SAVOY
Robert Centarn attache OF the Italian Embassy.
Washington. NICTORIA-BarCn W. A. ROyaards.
secretary and eharys d'afralres OF the Neither.
lands Legation, Washington WALDORF-Gen. .rai
Charles A. Miller. Franklin. Penn
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19

Fytshest temperaturs yesterday. degrees lowest St
average hd for coresPndng dats last year AZ
date last
Iocal forecast-fo-day rain and COLDER Tuesday fair
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
NOTES OF THE STAGE.
Miss Laura Nelson Hall in New York
"Joen Weber's Plans

Miss Laura Nelson Hall, known tn Clevelara and
other Western cities q stock company actress
Will take Miss Nilsson's part. Rhy in The Three
OF I-s' on Wednesday afternoon, at the Madison
Square Theatre. This is done 10 give Miss Nilsson
part at the next uidweek matinee while she will
still appear at all the other performances
Next Tuesday the Twelfth Night Club viii give
a reception IN honor OF Miss Lena AshweI, the
English actress now appearing in this country in
THE Shulamite
The i0oth performance OF The Tourists at the
Majestic Theatre will be celebrated with appro-
pirate souvenirs on Monday, December ..
Miss Maude Forrest has left the OF Mrs.
Wilsou-A drsws' now AT the Btjou Theatre, owing
to Illness ana Monday night will be succeeded
IN the part Of Miss Morrison by Miss Virginia
Richmond.
It 81 probable that May Irwin will make trip
around the world next season appearing N
repertOry OF her plays.
Joe" Weber yesterday received Il signed contract
from Otis Harlan. who is to be Of the princi-
pals Of the new Weber production New Year 5
Eve. Among the other principals are Miss Lillian
Blauvet aud Miss Cecilia LOTUS.
Company H % The 7th Regiment will have a
theatre smoker Saturday evening. November "a.
at Lew Fields's Herald Square Theatre. It has
taken hundred seats in the orchestra.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
THE WEATHER REPORT.

Official Record and fOrecast.-Wa shiugton, !
There has been remarkable reversal cf pressure con-
dilons Saturday general decided rise IN the
barometer having occurred all district
Rocky except New England Texas. In
pressure stin quite Temperatures
ahnermaly high in the Atlantic and
ana quite the interior the line freezing tempera
night extending into Oklahoma ana Southern
Mexico
Rains occurred districts except along
the Atlantic and ana California
the reaching into extreme Mexico,
There will be rain Monday and probably Tuesday
Gulf and South Atlantic states and rain Monday the
Middle Atlantic and New England states followed by
clearing by Monday night. furriea are
probable Monday Tuesday along lower lakes and
will Monday central Rocky
Mountain region and the extreme Southwest VIII
the central valleys the upper lake
region decidedly colder the Gulf states. It Will
he colder Monday night and Tuesday in the
and the lower lake region. North
West temperatures will
parattvey low. although It with be somewhat
Tuesday.
The winds along New England Will be fresh
brisk the Middle Atlantic coast
fresh west. South Atlantic southwest
to northwest on the Gulf fresh north
10 northeast; on West Gulf coast fresh mostly
northeast on & L9e ~ oSg Ers est 10 an" on The
teaes departing Monday European ports will have
fresh brisk southwest west winds, clearing
weather, the Grand Banks.
Forecast for Special the District Of
Columbia rain to-day followed by clearing colder;
Tuesday fair colder fresh west to northwest winds
For Maryland rain and colder to-day, possibly snow
in the mountain districts: Tuesday fair much colder
fresh 10 northwest winds.
For Delaware New Jersey Eastern Pennsylvania and
rain ana colder to-day Tuesday fair
much colder fresh northwest winds.
For New England, rain to-tay; Tuesday much colder
and .eneral,y fair, brisk west winds
p3r Western Pennsy lvania rain snow and much
coIsr ;oday. Tuesday fair except Lake Frte
sresn ussr 10 northwest winds.
For western New York, rain OF snow ana much colder
TO-DAY Tuesday partly cloudy. probably durries
the lakes colder IN east portion fresh brisk
winds.
Local OnicfaI Record.-The following ofseial -scora
from the Weather shows the changes in ths
psratpa for the last twentyfour hours in con1narson
Iast
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EALE-TERRY-At 1ss Madison ave. New r~rx
Novsnosr Is. 1906. By The Rev D.. Rods-iGk Terry.
AarGuald Terry. Mr. Eugene Halls. ot New YORK.
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19
Special Notices.

Heinisks
T. Bowen MEMORIAL "INDO VS.
Nsx-York
New-York tribune., 1906-11-19

The f0Oth performance OF The Tourists at tn
Majestic Theatre will be celebrated with appro
pirate souvenirs on Monday, December ..
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With full and address
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UNDERTAKES.
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It 81 probable that May irwin will make trip
around the world next season. appearing N
renertorV OF her plaEs.
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The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-04-14

Every time new book comes out
Tommy wants to get it dramatized and
star in it.
He tried to get "Janice Meredith" but
Frank Mckee cut across lots and
headed him off.
Tommy had an idea that If the part
of Washington crossing the Delaware in
Janice Meredith" could be fattened up
with couple of tropical songs and q
comedy bit, he's be aces for the road.
He says that if he had seen David
Harum" first he would have made Billy
Crane look like plate of cold potatoes.
Tommy told me once that II he could
play the opposite part to Marie Dressler
the public would have to bite its way
into the theater.
He thinks he has Pete Daley down
with both shoulders on the carpet, and
the stakeholder is ladling out the gate
money.
Tommy has an idea that it would be
like finding money to dramatize Maj.
Ponds "Eccentricities of Genius" and
let him play all the people from Ann
Eliza Young to Bill Nye.
Tommy has been after me to get Dave
Belasco to write him play, but I've
stood him off by telling him that /
thought Sardou could fit him better.
Every day he drives up to my ranch
in hanson to find out il Sardou has
cabled yet.
I've just punched out parcel of par
agraphs which shall turn in to
Tommy.
I think it will do him good:
"My Dear Tommy: l have at last
secured play for you.
The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-04-14
Seventh Page
John Henry ON Would-Be Actors
By GEORGE

II the audience hasn't gone home by this
time you'll have to 60 out and give an
imitation of Edwin Booth. IL that
doesn't send them home we'll call for
the police.
"Pm sure you will like the play. Your
salary will be 5000 a week--somc weeks.
Call and see me at your earliest
convenience. Take the elevator. There
isn't anything else in the building to
offer you. Yours with love,
JOHN HENRY"
You'd think that would detain Tommy
temporarily, wouldn't your
But it won't.
He'll forget It, and day after to.mor.
row he'll flash the intelligence on me
that he has invented a strangle.hold line
of business that will put Looey Harri-
son on the blink; and that when IL
comes to low comedy he has Dan Nc
Avoy going over the hills and away to
the woodshed.
You know, when guy like Tommy
once gets the worm in his noodle that
he's cut out for an actor you couldn't
coax it away with mallct
The sun. (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1906-04-14
THE SUN
BY GEORGE v. HOBART

and borrow q golf suit and some Scotch
dialect, and you come on the stage look
ing like an Irishman. In this act you
have four songs, two solos, a akewalk
and six months in Jail If the audience
catches you.
"In the second act you will he com
PEELED to disguise yourself and look like
a gentleman, You'll need lot Of re.
hearsals for this second act.
"In the third act you'll play an elc-
plant. The scene is in boarding
house. You'll have to leave your trunk
there. This act will be very funny If
anyone laughs at it.
"The fourth act is dramatization
of the Pennsylvania railroad time tables.
You should cut quite figure in this
act.
"The fifth act is ut the bottom Of n
well. You play the pump. You ought
to be great success If you handle it
with care.
"In the sixth act you play the races
with real money. You'll have to furnish
it yourself. I'm only your manager
Pm not bank.
"The scene of the seventh act is laid
on top of a mountain. You are discov.
cred standing on top of the mountain.
Then somebody moves the mountain.
"In the eighth act you will appear
as The Pride of Jennico, II you don't
break your leg when you fall off the
mountain.
"In the ninth act you play the hose.