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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
Can t Catch Them

Editor Tribune The son OF proml-
nent apostle In the Mormon church SAID
to me a few days ago that he knew OF.
but could not prove, several cases ol
polygamy In which that social relation
had been entered into at various times
since the PRONUNCIATION OF the manifesto
by President Wilford Woodruff. This
young man. with the majority or young
Mormons, believes that new polysamy is
contrary to both the law OF the StaIe
and the command OF God; and, Win some
people In and out Of the Mormon churcn,
he believes that II new polygamous mar
riages were really discountenanced by
the church and abstaiBed from by mem
bers, the men who took their plura,
wives previous to the manifesto Woulu
be undisturbed In their lives He slneled
out a case In which he said he knew or
a woman who was married In polygamy,
there being offspring, and that be was
only In doubt as TO tho identity OF the
man in the case, being certain that one
of two men of his acquaintance "es the
guilty party This young man saiu ne
stated the case to his father. the
apostle. who told his son that il he
could furnish proof which would convict
the man before court OF law, the case
would be prosecuted
But how can do that" continued
the young fellow. II would not nave
no been positive that the offense haa
been committed. My last act would De
that OF making undeserved trouble TOT
people but such cases as this are
bringing trouble upon the whole people,
and something ought TO. be done ahont
It, The thing has gone so far now thst
man tells the woman whom he desires
to marry as plural wife and tells her
that polygamy Is still according To the
law OF God, because II js receiving the
sanction OF apostles. The womans re-
liglous belief is SO worked upon that
finally she consents. and the trouple
with Il all is that any old elder IN the
church performs the ceremony, these
three only know OF Il. there is no record
OF it-and what are you going to do
about it?"
Now, sir, In fairness 10 all concerned.
is IL not true that II this apostle, 10
whose attention these circumstances were
brought by son, had any real desire TO
prosecute such cases. he could have used
his authority TO bring out the identity
Of the guilty man. together with the
proof. and had him properly punished
even IL only as a vindieation OF and
protection to the church over whose vel
fare he Is supposed 10 watch?
Respectfully.
nr,-h,n, Ctty aaptsmhar e. 1908
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
A HEAVENLY MILLIONAIRE.

Francis Baylies, an historian Of noto,
on returning from church meeting one
Thanksgiving day. met Nicholas Tllling-
hast. one Of the most eloquent Of the
members of the Bristol county bar. In
the sitting room of hotel.
In the course OF the conversation which
ensued Mr.. Baylies said TO Mr.. Tllling-
hast:
II have deposited q 10-cent piece in
the contribution box, TO be placed on In
terest until reach heaven"
Mr.. Tillinghast replied:
'Ah. yes! That will amount to very
large sum before you will be admitted
there"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

with which they equip their students
and graduates. A few years, however,
Of the effective supervision and require
ments that have been put into effect in
the last few years will make mighty
difference in these schools. Grade
schools everywhere will teem with en-
thnsiasm and with new determination
TO achieve results
The public school system Of this State
is getting to be q just pride to all its
citizens, and will increasingly be so Us
it is developed along lines that are now
mappcd out
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
Sh .Stor ri e. s
AN AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT

A benevolent old gentleman brimfuI NJ
information saw q rustic sitting An
fence gazing earnestly at telegraph
wires. Going up to the countryman, b.
said;
Waiting to, see message. go long
eh?" III:
The man grinned and said aye"
The benevolent old gentleman got on
the wall, and for the next quarter OF an
hour tried hard 10 dispel his Ignorance.
Now" he said at last. las you know
somethlng about the matter. hope Won
Will spread your knowledge among your
mates on the farm p
But I don't work on farm" replied
.he rural citizen.
Where, then, may ! ask"
Ne and my mates are telegraph lines
men, snd We are testing new wire"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
NOT FOR PUBLICATION

Harper Weekly,
The engagement between wealthy
Baltimore belle and an irnpecunious club
man OF that city WAS at one time
last winter perilously near the "oreakins
off" point, and all by reason OF the uns
fortunate mistake of q florists assistnn,
OF whom this young man had ordered
flowers for his beloved.
1t appears, that. the young fellow had
hastily dispatched TO the florists estab-
lishment two cards. one bearing an order
for rosea TO be sent TO the young lady's
address, and the other intended to be at
tached to the flowers.
What WAS the astonishment and in
dignAtion OF the beloved one when. on
taking the roses from their boxes. she
found affixed the card bearing the legend:
Roses. Do~the best you can for ss.'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
WHY HE WANTED HER.

Youth Companion.
That disaster breeds endurance no one
doubts. An Fastener who was visiting
in California at the time of the recent
calamity fully recognized this fact and
gave the Californians credit for It.
A building. had collapsed as a result
OF the earthquake. Besides several Cali
fornians. confined beneath the debris
was New Yorker. AS the rescuers be-
gan removing the brick and timbsrs.
feeble voice called from corner OF the
building far below:
Help here, I am from the East and
am unused to earthquakes. Take me
out first"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
SHE SCORES.
Tho Gentlewoman.

Tho Gentlewoman, .s.
They were very fond OF each other. and
had been engaged, but they quarreied,
and were toe proud to make II up He
called afterward at her house-to aee the
old gentleman, on business, OF course.
She was AT the door. Said he;
'.Ah. Miss Blank. I believe? Is your
father in?'' .....
"No, Sir" she replied. pa Is not in at
present. Do you wish 10 see him per-
sonally?"
Yes was his bluff response. feeling
that she was yielding, ION very particu-
lar personal business, and he proudly
turned 10 go away.
II beg your pardon" she called after
him, as he struck the last step. but who
shall say called?"
He never smiled again -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
TWO OF A KIND.

Westminster Review.
The Rev. Mr.. Robertson was called upon
to attend to two workers who had
received fatal injuries In riot. The
reverend gentleman was most anxious
that the men should confess who had
been their accomplices. One OF them
died without uttering a word on the sub
iect. AS the other Icy at the point OF
death he heckoned Mr.. Robertson. who
hastened TO his side In the full expecta-
tion that he was about to learn the fate
full tidings. This belief was strengthened
by the first words OF the sufferer. Can
you keep a secret?" he gasped. 'I cam
was the eager response of the clergy
man. so can l." said the dying man,
and Immediately atterward he calmly
passed away
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
WHY HE DESPAIRED.

Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Rev. Frederick 3. Bridgman, the
noted and successful missionary to the
Zulus, was talking In Philadelphia about
missionary work.
Much depends upon the character OF
the people ono works among" he said.
"and / can sympathize a little with the
missionary who returned home from
China in despondent mood. A Chinese
convert stole this msslonary's watch
and then came back to him the next
morning TO learn how TO wind It up"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
NOWHERE NEAR THE LIMIT.

The Taller.
At St. Andrews one Of the most re-
spected and popular members OF the club
had the misfortune 70 crush his leg early
In life, and walked with the aid Of e
wooden one.
Being portly as well as lame, II was
impossible for him TO walk as fast as
most people, but, being good sportsman,
and hating TO keep people back. he made
1t rule when he did play golf to start
late. One day. however, two strangers,
happening to start late, we're kept back.
Instead OF making the best OF II. they
began TO press the lame man. Back came
his caddie. Captain Us compliments
and be knows he walks slow. but he cen
walk a id sight slower"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

In Utah county a vote is being taken
to ascertain who are the favorites for
Republican nominations, and after a
while Apostle Smoot will come in and
cast the deciding vote
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
AN ILLUSTRATION.

London TitBts
late Judge, whose personal appear
ance was as unprepossessing as his le-
gal knowledge was profound and his in
tellect keen, interrupted a female Wit
ness.
'Humbugged you. my good woman
What do you mean by that?" said be
sternly.
We'll. my lord" replied the woman,
Il don't know how to explain II exactly,
but II 2 girl called your worship hand
some man she would be humbugging
you
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Not wishing to oimproperly. use their
quarters in the Federal building, the
Smoot managers will not on Sundays
do any campaign work there that is not
actually necessary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE MONDAY MORNING.

wait. The Latter-day Saints will have
something new to vote upon-something
of great interest-at the next confer
ence. and, as usual, they will scan the
columns Of Tho Salt Lake Tribune in
order tn get authentic church news.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

While Box Elder will not be the
county to get the Smootite nomination
for Congress, Mr.. Howell hopes it will
be the next thing to it.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
The St,,1,
CArr,.

Nj, ..pns PLEASANT r1s.ssua az uas'u1
snsrlf ss.a, OF sauo., ~ lstsssu
"a iIss'Slon, sion, and b. he ss.sssss
~ ~ cons esooGIsstIdetabiss T. ,,,,' s,,si F
va,isy " ,fis,ns :, On IL u. ssssIs Y H.
ought to be : asriaqi -
can be done wv y 10 ht>
stop !, ii d. 'fass yts.,I!ss; ,GI!s;ss'
hard to ,,ss,,,lcrs w., l,u1
the ridge rtd'", buysrt !,
men. vpsass'leuluIy
ohlcers Il ths., .e1 e.
rally aaslst 'as5 ~, sous
could be b'ss ds,sa ne ,shtass l
s1s ias which, Whit assoIs1'ss.' y 's's
oni,.n ore not obaeryytiSs,a' ~
ea,,es ca,,,s that all 's.s d.s,.sn
script SsrlptIon Of ey.rs solf:s y. G
as ascord showing ls's, :; rIs|
sniused. siS.s'. etc. j, N NV "a
csways csTs and the '1s' Ia,.'s ~
isss Iess Of the Law 'q,''p
s1,Igs Subject and siss ss.' s,4'
rtues tba s..i1 from which = ,':. g,
'ns guilty psrsoD, " % ''l}
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Anyway, Senator Dubois was never
very favorably impressed with the idea
Of trying to please the managers of the
campaign against him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
POLITENESS.

Philadelphia Ledger.
At a recent examination held in the
public schools the sentence, The horse
and COW was In the stable" was given
in language, to be corrected. the reason
to be given for the correction.
On one little fellows paper the cor
rected sentence read
THE COW and horse was In the stable
(Reason) Ladies' frst-always.f
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Mr.. Hammond is confident that be
can get good man for secretary Of his
committee, there being Cache county
man among the aspirants.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

When you hear of Apostle Smoot be-
ing too busy nowadays in various To-
calities, you must remember that the
sugar business is a growing one.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Grover Cleveland may not have
cared to follow the Bryan Sullivan
controversy, but he knows that Mr..
Sullivan is right,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Smootites coming to the city on
party business should go around and
call on Chairman Hammond before
leaving town.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

While at Boise, Mr.. Spry may have
taken the trouble to show the United
States Marshal for Idaho how to do
good campaign work while out Of poll
tics
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

The Democratic State committee will
be satisfied with dollar from a con-
tributor if that is all the contributor
has.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

No communication in relation to publica'
ton in or business for The Tribune should be
addressed to any individual or officer Of this
corporation. Matters relating 10 publication
Tribune. and communications relative to sub-
scriptions and advertising OF other business
should be addressed to Salt Lake Tribune
Publishing Company.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

AS religious men, the Smoot leaders
are sorry to see worldly spirit much
resembling revenge, spreading among
their former followers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

1t will probably be long time before
the West is again honored with an
Irrigation Congress and a prize fight
the same week.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Chairman Brady is not SO bigoted es
to be unwilling to use more than one
kind Of church influence in Idaho cam
paigns.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Now that the political convention
time is coming on, our weather makers
appear to be striving to escape con-
demnation in the resolutions.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Soon the campaign orator will be out
talking to the people and making few
votes for his party or some other.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Evidently, sanpete Republicans are
going to be so irreligious as to refuse
to obey instructions from Smoot chiefs.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Now is Stho time, Mr.. Christensen
would point out, for Utah to act if 1t
wants to see itself properly represented
In the House
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Tt must be rather annoying to the
President when from force Of habit he
spells one Of the reformed words right.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
SHORT STORY

Chapter l.
Lonely maiden on. the beach.
Chapter II,
Carried far beyond her reach.
Chapter III
Shark attracted by tho sound.
Chapter "
Saves the maid from being drowned
-ntle
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
Monday, September 10, 1905.

e Mr.. Bryan cannot say that Mr.. Sulli-
van was guilty Of the discourtesy Of
not replying to him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

as to whether vote for the Idaho Re
publican ticket is vote for Roosevelt
would draw great crowds.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Biggs-I understand that Gander. the
fnaneier, is losing his memory.
Griggs-Then he is just beginning to
enjoy himself-Life.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
-, MT. pLEAs1s,'

fyrisIl II
is Just US At az The press, j,
many many. years past -
rho y1o0ks sI are In cours. ~. =
me. ehs excavation surt
St S.ner, Several nav w..
ds,,c dences are being 49,.
ai,.s aiLions are being ~. NY.
Sw,lthhstandins S,.h thss i,s s,s'
Sa S.sh and scarce, ssa,. 49,
aeney i toward lnursvs.... srs.
men.. n, One notable ntbI.V,, ,s,;':
OK mention, is a ,aa ,a1
oa barn Improvement aas ~.
olof Rossnloi, rhiss
any town. Thls soir' },
. oiated by. the cuT"n.,.' sy'r@
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

"Hullo. Therei" Shells a telephone
girls occupation a profession or bust
nees9"
He-"Neither. It's calling. ."-Flob.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

A joint debate between Senator Hey
burn and Mr., Borah ON the question
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
Business "A
DIVIDENDS IScau|

New York finnncl.r.
Dividend announ,.asris A
show that thlrty-s.7la a F
lions will be dlstrIbq.e. e
rent month 10 holasB uI
roads. fractions and Ini-I
this Is a gain conpuei
four millions. The lnl|
is that industrial iiTi1
alone contribute tT.stY'i
the above September e.
pared with August he o.
ments has been two I'd
lions and that for nlns e
of these disbursement
and twelve and two'lhr
increase Of twenty-ayt q
with the sans tine ~.
forty millions by coz5&'
months OF 1904. Tba o.
dividends By individual
panieg are shown by ~
featuring concerns; ~
panies and STANDARD o
tribute eight millions %
total, These augmentau~
dividends seem to b d
now because they u
prosperity in the aoe'l
of manufacturing. asd
able that the dividend
month will present ~
prosperity In steel and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
EDuCATIov A.,

NJ
Heber City Wave.
We have sxeellen, 4,
mere, beautiful schcol ~
Portable, vell-llghtsd h
CLASS modern school r
school teachers ara II.
and should be given / 7
their talent and abIlIp,
pupils start with the -
And when they DO stsi +
found In the HchooI-rcas
at 8 o'clock. The lsst,
do their part II ths m
Will do theirs. f.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Clerk-What kind OF hammock do you
want, miss?
Summer Girl-oh, o little one, just
about bic enough for one-but-er-
strong enough for two.-Llfe.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

"Mathilde. throw that poor heggar
crown"
"Ah, yes, he looks very unhappy
Not on that account but the Meyers
are watching ue from their window op-
posite Wiener Salonwit2blatt,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
Beta 0N mr.
Logan journal.

LHD IU
Logan Jounil.
~. In some somo respect. d. |,
efn civilization ii tS,..
mountains q, may out.sI''
OF pioneer days; tut 4,
each period out IpIo
wnere there are nous !,
,a,aaa,; uome; no food, no In <
would make bis yourr
@ look like q plugged m \,
WIN, VIII his own. whss h
making ma a living oil d.
the assistance oi d.
younger ons would pf,,,'
'ne pioneer could g.! b
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10

Your family plays the plano later
every night" said the visitor. Yes.
answered the suburban resident; we're
trying to keep the people next door UP
so that they will be too sleepy TO NOW
the lawn In the morning. And they're
trying to NOW the lawn 80 early that we
won't feel like playing at night.
ington Star.
Laird-Well, Sandy. you are getting
very bent. Why don't you stand straight
up like me, man?
sandy-Eh mon do you see that field
O. corn over there7
II do"
"Weel, you'll notice that the full heids
hang down. and the empty ones stand
up."-Glasgow News
Have you seen Prof. Gabbleston. the
scientist, lately?"
"Yes. I listened to him for more than
an hour at the club last night"
Indeed" What was he talking about7"
"He didn't say."-Tit- Bits.
THE opinions of most people" re-
marked the moralizer, depend on the
point Of view"
That's right" rejoined the demor-
nlizer. "They usually say one thing to
your face and another behind your back"
chicago News
Dealer In Secondhand Garments Ito
assistant)-We can't mark this suit
fashionable; It's too shabby.
Assistant "a humorist)-No; but you
might mark 1t very much worn" Pear
sons Weekly.
Sensitive Golfer (who has foozled)-
Did you laugh at me, boy7" Caddie-
mo, sir; L was laughn' at anither man"
Sensitive Golfer-"And what's funny
about him?" Caddie-"He plays govt
awful like you, sir."-Punch.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
BIG CROP 0rA

Wall Street Journal
Some experts say ths
double the record crop
pass any other In qiallIoI
celving 5000 barrels chl!
from sl.5O to $3.50 for m
The largest supply e. e.
central points. canloi
and the East 10 fepol'
biggest crop in lfissn
A, l.. Maclay Of "a
Growers association.
tour of the United
fall crop will DO oeI'S,
Missouri, Iowa, Nes
Michigan will pfoulsa
Thousands OF acres, i. -
of my own in Green ~ -
bearing for the brs! w
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-10
ORIENTAL cAl

indianapolis Star .,os,l n
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| Norton, United Sla,si .., ~
the trade In oricnial - "
past TWO years has ~, ,s; n,.','
;rans e,aTs for "antlQue 81
cured cured on the marse!. s... =,
The demand for lnss sSss,sIi 4
and ~mi'S SMIessSopotamla. b, $50
the the trade In The ,s sui' ,s,i'
smyrna looms. So nsv v:rs
heaviest purchaser l; eio,,, 81
600; United KinsacD.,s,s
Hun Hungary. sss.7oo;; g. o.
GUM, sls,s5o, and 'n'
900. @
GROWTH OF =, TS0TTp
xr.n ms street Josra,,L 80 h
" Fourteen Of The ,.s,Ts
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trou, r. N 1902 to isSs,s ~ ,scs' b I
Increase from -. si',oul, ,lo,al, "
50 per cent 1ae
as follows; -. II
1906 ....'''f -. -
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consuming agunI cspasl.ys .ysqlslir &
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be boots us,. aas as domestic
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If some Mormon man or woman is
so injudicious as to be caught-caught
so fagrantly that lying is useless-he
is simply dropped out Of sight and is
migrated to some other colony OF the
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FROM THE JOKEMAKERS.

Brigham City, September 6. 1908.
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Entered at the Posto1ioe OF Salt Lake City
as second-clsss matter.