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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02

ia11n1en fon1 1,6 inoen Gognen fa1ot,
men Sc fleite af bem par laareoe.
@renle1nan0en i bel1ne Gar, &alpb
s.. @ooo, bab0e glan6snnrpnrellc lc
11of til ba ban 1narfeoe, at Ser ifete
Ell ulpffe, at fare til 9gren og riuc
SEN aaben iar1t fal0e paa Hasiage-
rerl1e, bporpe6 bcn frellte 1nqnge 2ip.
Sc on0re @ngne itprteoe lige neo
i GIooen. Set bar poa Sen Sis, 81
Glooen iatte in0 fra Sceouet, % IN
Sen lang Si6 Dor5 8ognene ful0itnn-
Big ifiu1te al Ganoet. Set bar lpffe-
oes rogle faa al Msiagererne at font
me lis al &ogne1le beo at laa Gin6u-
erne / @tDffer,@ men Bette bar Sen
minbite Nnrt. gognene fom til at
ltoa pao @noel1, % Haslagererne bleD
ioale6es paffe0e iammen, SEN enc
obenpao Sen ol1bel1.
&ao 2on6 barber mango Menne-
fer, ser par Gi0l1er til l1l9ffen. Sc
fom ltrofs til SiGlp mes bba0 Sc for=
maae6e, men bette fort log fun lt0et.
Sc bjalp Sc faa, Der bar fon1n1et u6
al Gognene og bob6e babt &ref ter
til at ippn1me / 9an0, op poa 6lo6-
bre06en. sln6re ipdnmeoe 110 til
&ognene, men Set par fun li6t Sc
funoe r0rette. Sra 9ltlantic GitD
fom Ser @iplp pqa nlir6re en0 1
Sime, men 0a bar allere0e 6lo6pon-
Set laa b6it, at 34ffere og anore fri
billige Gconingslunno ingen birflom
@iGlp fltn0e brin8e, fl1n bialpe til
at 6rage' Sig trent.
Ser bil 1trafs bltpe foretaget Ell
grnnoig ltn6eriqlflie for at fi1oe
9lariagen til lt(Nel1. 0robpgteren
ifol' bape u6tolt, at 8roe11 life bar
fltl0t iaa goo Sr0en, lon1 SEN full
0e pgre, og at noDnltg 5finnerne
poa &loppen og Sen falte 8ro life
bar al ion1tne @pjoe, iaa Ser pilOe lfe
ct lille Spring, 11oor &ognene lpb
fra 9roen in0 pao 5Dingfloppen. 81
reftdren for Eenniplbdnia Serl1bana=
fompagni, Ser ejer 8roen, benngter
Bette paa Set belten1telte og bc00er,
at @roen bar Sen melt fo1nplette ST.
6en.
De Smfon1ne og Goure0e lpne5
ltOelnffenoe at bpre 6lelnme / 2ltlta=
terne> nabnlig par mango bjenmeb5=
ren0e Bbilo0elpbia. 6lere al Sem
tilbgrte ct itolienif W1ulifforps, ser
lful0e ipille / s(tlantic Gitp. 2iitel1
oper Sc Jor11lpffe0e in6ebol6er lite Ell
enelte 9eapn fra Staterne &eit for
NenniDlDonia.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02
0irs. Marp 8afer Gobp, @run6-

0frs. @arp 8afer Gbbp, @rl,no=
logger og ppcrite 2eoer al uGbri=
ition 5cience" ganfunoet fer /
2an6et, iiges / 8la6ene / 9iten at
li6e al &rGft og at bore 9poen
11ar. Mrs. @66p ieIp og be11oas
&enner benegter paa Set belten1teite,
at noget laabant er Silf9l6et, og bele
6enne Sag Dar baft 1tor Spn1Grf<
icmbe0 / &resien. Sln Dor / Gorr-
coro, ge,Sy og for at fornme tilbunos
SagetLoflog6e 8pens Mapor beroe
i sgnoags et8eldg iann1en 1ne6 be1t-
,es Sagf6rer. Sc to &errer erflarer,
at Sc fan6t ben0e beo iebbanlig go6t
&eIbreo. Set ser bar gjort &pgtet
iarlig ieniationelt er, at set poa-
itaaes, at en- &bin6e / nogen Si6 Gar
.forfle6t fig ion1 Mrs. G06p n1eo
6ennes gioenoe og Billie oa bar re-
preienteret beroe, iarrt at M}rs.
go6ps Born1l,e, ca. Is Mllioner
.DoIlars, ifoI bore. fforipunoet paa
Ell lllDjtiiiffl sc ,laoioe
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02

Mtlliunerem &pbcrt 90. GnDbcr
/ &anlos GitD bleb / 2proogs 6rGbt
beo en- 9lutomobiluIpffe ser 8pe11,
i6et bans &j6rer bil0e bige ti1li6e
for cit @icpfliit, bporpeo 9luton1o-
Billet itp6te in1oo &antitene1 og @np-
ser Tpnge6eS u6 poa @aoen, bporpeo
9iernelfollen fnultes. Snp6er bar
l1n6er retsIig 9lnf(age for Gelogtig-
be6 @el ltifffeIies= =gfonooIerne / ct.
2o1tis, bra9t for 2piet al Soiepb IS.
5olf. gn af bans Sdnner bleo for
nogle @aaneoer it6en npr0et
Oregon. 9enne Sgn bar poa Glugt
for 2obe11s &aanobebere, i6et bon
bab6e 6eltaget I forlfiellige @onf<
og on6re &gberier.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02

Gn banif Turiamlinssbp9uing bill
blipe 6pgget Graphing, Micb., bpor
Der boer mango Danife. 9pgningen
lfo1 foite So 900, bporaf ST. 9fasn1uS
@onien al 6irmoet Calling @onlen
& Co., ifjenfer @alobelen.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02
gsisconiin etatsnnipcriitet faor

9Stsepn1tn Statsnnihcrittet faar
Ell meget farp &ritif en- Mopport,
iom lt6lte l1ge bleb offentliggiort o1l=
gaoenoe en- 2egislatur=& =&on1iteeS l1u=
0erl6gelie of Sorbol6ene be6 2ere-
onitolten. Set iiges &opporte11, ut
ltniperiitetets 9}egnlfobspeie11 ct
6prt, upaali0eligt og fornl0et, og
eSofultetet rebles for li11 i1,obpr6es
l1fororageligbe0 og sSo1ouli 1omt
for ErofesiorerneS l1fien6fub til
Stu0enterne Sc Demmelige Sore
ninger blan6t Stl6enterne fritijeres
ifarpt, og Set famine gjel6er ON
To6bol6ipillet, Ser on1toles iom ior=
ligt for 2ib og 2en1mer. Sellfn=
berne tiener fl,n til at fremme Snob>
BERT og frilte fattige stlt6enter til at
lebe ober @nne. Set ontp0er, al
ser far beret fnn6et @raft slo=
mi11iltratione1t, i6et set forbp6es
l1niberlitetets @n1be6sme11o at jel=
&c Gorer til ltniberlitetets 8rug.
Gtatsfampagnen Stem Oprf
bpor 9feplbIifaneren @ugbes er &an=
oi6ot for @ienbalg til @uber,1gr oQ
sen meget ontaIte &earlt bans Mo6.
fonoi6ot poa 6ernofratiif Si6e, ba1
SEN ii6ite Sis beret meget bibiig,
og Set me06eIes, at @earit bar blr=
Set ct ubentet So6felte. 9ette lfbl=
6es 6og life Gen1ofraterne, al bbilfe
Sen fonierbatipe Gaftion 1fper &eari1
iom Heiten, 1ne11 9lrbeioerunioner=
ne, baa6e paa 6enofrotilf og replt=
blifanlf Sioe, ser far taget Nolitit
op / 6eres 8irfeplan / set it6ite slar
/ @enbol6 til Sen of SamueI Cont
pers> federation Of 2abors, 8orole.
Sil Sro6s for Sen bololomn1e &a1n=
pogne Ser 6ribes, poaitaaes Set 6og,
at Ser lite bruges mango Nenge /
6en fdrit for6i 6e,1 nDe gtotslop
forbD6er &orporationerne at use 8i-
brag til &agnefonoene, og Ser
nait for6t be rige Gemofrater, ser
{aa at itge olleiammen bbrer til ser
fonierbatibe Gel at &artiet, intel
bil poe til glgitationett for Seqrit,
me6ens benne leIb intet bil gibe ei
fin betpbelige s5orl11l1e ttiil politiift
sGornlaa "
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02


@tanbarb oil So. / Sbio er / M2on-
Bags at 9onumer Banter / &er,boI6
til SSurDens &ien6elie &etsiogen /
Sin6laD, Ohio, i6en1t en @g6e af
5000 iarnt negtet MT Gorb6r CO.
gen. Set ifal en6bi6ere betoIe Ga.
gems Smfoltninger. Sen of 9onn-
mer 8anfs fait1atte 8p6e bar for en-
enfelt 0bertre6elie af 2open; boo-
Sc 9ommeren i6dmt 8g6e for ollie
Sc F11nfter, &onpogniet bar onfld-
get for og fun6et ifDl6ig /, bil6e 8p-
SEN naoet op til 6 MiIIioner 1oI.
lors.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02
4Qepe9ne fra,
MDt fra aue 2amoe.

2uftifipperen @antos= =9nmont bor
li6ite nge 9ferbe6en al @oris bun-
oct en- 9@respofal og en- &re1nie poa
$4,000 for at babe u6f6rt e1t @ei-
laos gienne1n 2nften en- @irfel, ser
bar 1 &ilometer 2eng6e, u6en 1T
fcmme til SeSor6en og meo ct 2nft-
iftb, Ser lite bleb boaret op af en-
@asballon. Gantos =Duntonts 2nft-
fftb beito0 olene of ct Blan, ser bIeb
orebet frem af en- Sfrue, iom bleb
bol6t 8ebegelie af en- go @eites
Motor, ser bar anbragt poa Hlanet.
Sill 9Gre for G5oleui5, Mc@inleps
Mor6ers Min6e bol6teS / 2gr6ags
MfteS ct itort Mfe6e al Gociali1ter
/ Seem g)orf. @pens Eoliticbef bop<
De faoet 9eps ON Gagen og ien6te
Politi for at opretbol6e 0r6enen.
&re of Solerne, Ser bob6e boI6t
bronore6e Saler og lobprilt G5olgoi5
JON en- MartDr, bleb orrefere6e.
Smn!ne 9lften arrangere6es en- flor
Socialiit= =&rocesiion, ober bbilfe,1
Set ra6e Stag baieoe Gioe ON SIDE
mes Stiernebanneret5 for Sen iocia-
l1ltilfe &ongres<&an6ioot / 8. 81
1trift Seem Sort, Sillquit. 6Iere
Suii1l6e Mnl16 og &bin6er oeltog
8rocesltonen.
Eeriten er 11l1 ct fonititutionelt
@onorfi i6et @baben for en- SIS
lioen oprettebe Ell Solfereprelento-
tion, iom belges af 8olfet, og ct an-
iparligt Mtnilteril,m. Sen fgr1te
periilfe &igs6ag iornmentrooote for
np1ig og oobne6es al 6boben mes
en- Srontale, bbilfen bon opIpier,
at bon / s 9lor bar on1gaae6es mao
Sanfen on1 at gibe Nerlien e1 fri
5orfatning. Observation-Disclosures
far lit S96e / Seberoll Yerliens
Sobe6lta6, og 2an6ets 8efoIf>1ing
gla6er fig / bei @ra6 ober SEN npe
&eform ser giber Beriien Ell @nr-
ltilling / Sc oItatiife 2an6e.
st amcrifanif &roicsiprat er ble>
bet oprettet be0 nniberiitetet Ser.
lin. Set lfal unoerbile Sc 6orene6e
@taters @iltorie og @amfun6sfor'
bol6. Sets fdrite sS116ebober er Nro=
fesior 8urgeis, 9ean be6 Columbia
l1niberiitet. Son begpnote fin @irf,
iombe6 S6r6ags, og bans fgrite
6ore6rag operbare6es af &ejier 8il,
belm og &eiierinoe1t Sen ameri'
fanife Miniiter, Sen tpife l1noerbis,
ningsminilter og ct ltort 9lntol Uni.
periitetsprofesiorer, lamt ca. 400
Stu6enter. Hrof. 8urgels opl9lte
ct 8reb, iom Rreii6ent &ooiepe(t
bab6e ifrebet til bon1 / 9ogens gln.
le6ning, bborefter &eileren toffeoe
for SEN 8ennebaan6, Der poa oenne
Maa6e bar raft SDiflan6 fra 9lne.
rifa og uobragte ct 2ebe for Hrpit.
sent 9foolebelt iom 2egen1liggigrel,
Ter al Mmertfanernes go6e Ggenif1,
Der.
Mirs. Marp 8afer Gobp, @run6=
logger og pperite 2e6er al uGbri=
! titan Science" San1fun0et her
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02

Gn merfelis Opfinbelie. Sra
&iebenbabn me66eIes, at to fpenIfe
SSngeniprer ifal babe opfunoet II,
Sremgangsmaaoe, bborbe6 Ser tan
fremitilles 8etroleum af Ejere beo
en- iinrpel fe111iif 8roces. Sobn 9.
&ocfefeller, Sen a1nerifanjfe @etroIe.
11nlsfonge, 1iges at babe lat Sc to Sp>
finoere Stepne / &uris for at fo:-
ban6le me6 Sem ON &ipbet al oeres
Spfin6el1e.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02

Gaa biit irnr bette 8Ia6 tiltaler
Gem ber De ! oi6eife Maal igrge for:
BETS l1obreoeIie bIarlot genrer oe.
s9efien6te
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1906-11-02
Sekstende Aargang. :

If0pb 2anosmanb. @n OrebD
paa 2ollan0 bien1n1ebercnoe Wano,
92ielS Eeterien, ser ejeoe en- n1eget
ltor sSarm Osborne Gountp, &onlas,
CT forllplig afgaaet beo Gpoen / en-
sll0er al So 9lar. @on babbe iiolte
CONNER beret Bienlme / 9anntarf
og bab6e ser bolbt 8rplll1p meb Trp=
fell @nma &11nlt, en- Dotter al tioli-
gere 2Grer / Srebp S. &l1nlt.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
WESTERN KANSAS RICHEs.

The figures published in the State
Journal yesterday showing the in
crease of taxable wealth in the Fifth
and Sixth districts, are indicative of
the way In which central and western
Kansas are advancing.
An analysis of these figures Is really
remarkable. In the Sixth district. for
instance, the increase in taxable
wealth was nearly 10 per cent That
is, in addition to what the people
spent for living and to pay their debts,
they saved nearly 10 per cent of what
they we're worth at the beginning of
the year.
At this rate the average person in
the Sixth district will have doubled his
capital in a little more than ten years
This is remarkable when applied to the
average" person. One can pick out
individuals here and there who will do
much better than that, but when the
people as a whole in a region two hum
bred miles long and ninety miles wide
accomplish that feat, it is little less
than wonderful.
However, even these figures do not
represent the actual advance that has
been made in wealth out there Farm
lands are assessed at from one-f1fth to
one-third of their selling value In
Graham county. as an example. land is
selling at from twelve to twenty dol
lars an acre-and land buyers com
plain that this is too high. Yet Lieu
tenant Governor Hanna. who is large
land owner in Graham county. recently
told the writer that his land is netting
him S per cent on a valuation of from
forty to sixty dollars an acre.
It's value as an income producer
shows what property is actually worth.
and measured in this way central and
western Kansas is becoming more and
more wealthy at a rapidly increasing
rate
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
REFoRN1NG THE sTAeE-

Mr.. George Wright. of Halifax, Of
whom mention was made IN these
columns some time ago as the Mr..
Wright with right idea. is continuing
his war on immoral and profane plays.
Just what success he IS making with
the player people. this journal does
not know. but he is getting the news
papers to discuss the subject, and
when their attention is directed to the
matter the people will demand pure
plays-they get enough poor ones al
ready.
Mr.. Wright-who is real Mr..
Wright and is in no sense a playwright
believes the trouble arises from a
mistaken notion some managers have
that people demand hlth on the stage.
He cites instances in which the re-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17

verse has been proven. And It is
doubtless true. A good wholesome
play, free from Objectionable features,
VIII be better patronized by the pub
lie. other things being equal, than one
that is suggestive and immoral. Peo-
pie do not care for filth nearly as
much as some theatrical managers
imagine.
The stage can be a powerful agency
for good or evil. Owing to the way it
has been managed it has a bad moral
reputation. Churches frown upon it
and well they may upon a large num-
Der of the plays that are given the
public. Yet there should be good
plays just as there are good books
and occasionally there are. Neither
are the player folk all bad. by any
means, although it must be admitted
that altogether too many of them are
inclined to be somewhat naughty.
It Is to be hoped that Mr.. Wright
reform will be successful. The stage
is too great in its power to be turned
over to the devil.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
.LAYHAWKER JOES

August is the day the old settlers
of Jewell county meet this year at
Jewell City to settle things over again.
Winfield asserts that a 42-pound cat
fish was captured while running wild
there the other day.
Ottawa is getting the golf fever
again. 1t had 1t once before. but no
one could master the dialect, so it re-
covered.
The Troy Chief prints country cor
respondence from The Jungles." but
it says nothing about diseased meat or
government inspection.
According to Don Wells, Erie has an
old maid who never had sweetheart
but she is continually giving girls ad-
vice how to act when with masculine
company.
A hail storm always furnishes some
"talI'' stories. Up at Alton they are
telling about three cows that froze to
death in June. During the big hail
storm up there recently the cows took
refuge In a ravine, and the hailstones
washed around them and chilled them
so that they died.
Moral pointed by the Jewell Repub-
Hcan: How easy it is to injure the
reputation Of the innocent. New
Jersey dog swallowed a wasp, and
when he began to make S72 revolu-
tions per minute the story spread all
over town that he was a mad dog. and
everybody who couldn't swim climbed
a tree"
The Stockton Record is informed
that in the district recently devastated
by hail near that place there was no
twittering or chirping Of birds for sew
eral days afterwards. The hail had
wiped them out and new ones had to
come in to take their places. Think
how dismal country would be in
summer with no birds!
How is this for a wheat story: Be
tween May I and May 90 a steam pillow
turned over 275 acres of sod and land
that had been idle for eight years.
Macaroni wheat was then sown on it.
In less than two months the wheat
stands waist high 1t is almost ready
to harvest and viii yield from fifteen
to twenty bushels per acre.
Fred Nixon, who is known in Salina
as "SteepIe Jack" gave a free exhibit
ton there the other day by mounting
one of the Catholic church steepIes,
stood up on the golden crgss and
calmly rolled a cigarette. At one time
he stood up on one leg. The steeples
are 145 feet high. Salina is thinking
of keeping Nixon there as a Chautau-
qua attraction.
Troy Chief: The oldest apple tree
in Kansas may be seen in the yard of
John Gamble at Wathena. This tree
was planted fifty-one years ago. and ls
still bearing so well that an apple buy
er lately offered to take the apples
it is bearing this year. and call the
total twenty-five bushels. The trunk
of the tree measures six feet eight
inches in circumference and the
spread of the lower limbs is sixty
six feet These figures are reliable.
Ed Donnelan of Atchison was lately
in Wathena and made the measure
ments quoted above while lying in
the shade of the old apple tree.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
GLOBE SIGHTS.
rrrom the Atchison GIobe.l


No woman looks very graceful when
engaged in sucking lemonade through
straw.
You never know when a woman will
begin crying, or an automobile stop
running.
A mother of sons may not have, to
sew as much as the mother OF daugh-
tiers, but she has to cook more
After a woman passes sixty, she
seems to think that any dress is good
enough for any occasion. providing 1t
is black
Isn't it fact that the most success
full men you know, are polite men?
Then doesn't it follow that If you hope
to succeed you must be potter
AS an argument favoring the mar
rage of a man. it is said he never saves
money when he is single anyway, and
usually 1t holds good.
The people who are always expert
menting to make the world better,
should do something to decrease the
size of the corn cob in the center of
the blackberry.
When a man thinks decent thoughts.
and behaves himself as well as possible,
It shows in his face. Likewise, when a
man is mean. he looks like sheep kill
ing dog.
IN every household there is one daugh-
ter who is expected to entertain" the
company while dinner Is being prepared.
and she finds it harder work than peel
ing the potatoes
In the story books a brother throws
his arms around his sister and kisses
her. In real life, he never kisses her
except when she goes away on a long
journey, and then it Is only frost
covered peck
A woman looks funny enough at any
time when she carries q dress suit case,
but she looks 1unnier than ever when
she is wearing a white dress and white
shoes and flies down the street with a
dress suit case humping against her
knees.
There are thousands Of old people sui
feffng for the necessities OF life, al
though they made money in their
younger days The trouble is. people
do not take care OF their money, after
making it. Don't let faklrs coax you
into investing in fool schemes.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
TWO LANES.

One lies embosomed by a meadows close,
Girt in by fences-tWo long. zigzag rows.
Its center holds a path, dusty and warm
1ndented deep with footprints Of the farm.
And green, sweet grasses fringe its either
"A scented bier wherein some flower has
a peace from Natures heart. tbideth here
In Summers shine. when Winters SHOWS
appear,
Springs bursting buds. and Autumn gor-
geOus hues.
A calm serenity the air imbues.
And those whose feet pass down this YER
From honest thrift are making honest
And at it's further end a living stream
Yields joy to thirsty lips, with CLINT and
gieaml
One lies within city's stony heart.
A cherries channel of a sordid mart
Cold walls inclose it, bleak and grim and
whose lowering bulks hold out the light
Of day
And if, perchance, a sunbeam finds this
It dies in terror at the headlong race.
Things! Living things which writhe, and
twist and crawl,
And fight, and steal. and kill. and tear,
and maui
4 mass of human beings rushing on
would dawn.
And those whose feet pass down this
stone-Daved lane
Are sacrificing all for sake of gain.
And at the lanes end is god of clay,
Which mocks the maddened worshipers
Edwin Garlic Litsey in The Bohemian
for July.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.
[From the PhiIadeIphia Record.

from the Philadelphia Record.1
A lie is a lie, but written one IS
most dangerous
No matter how savage he may be a
dog never bites hole in his own pants
The man with grievance never
seems to have an impeachment in his
speech.
The various forms of government
demonstrate that all rulers are not
straight.
A fool and his money may be soon
parted, but other fools are constantly
springing up.
Blobbs-"Is there any hard work at
tached to a political job?" Siobbs-"Not
after you get it"
The fellow who fingers on the fence
between single blessedness and matri-
mony is apt to be thrown over
About the only thing in the world
that can always ne depended upon to
get something for nothing is the slot
machine.
He-sIf should tell you to give me
kiss would you mind?" She-''I
should try to. Ny mother always taught
me obedience"
Wigg-.Bjones carries his American
ism to a ridiculous extreme" Wagg-
Yes. he has got so now that he won't
eat French fried potatoes.
you don't know how to enjoy it, but. on
the other hand, what's the use of know
ing how to enjoy it IL you haven't any ?
Blobbs-"I tell you. an alarm clock
is a handy thing to have around "
Slobbs-'' That's right. I've thrown SIX
Of them at my neighbors' cats this
month
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
JOURNAL ENTRIES

This department is not very curious,
but It would like to see how Bill Sapp
would look wearing some other sort
than a silk hat
A dispatch announces that hereafter
Siam viii not derive It's public revenues
from gambling places, but win secure
them IN the regulation way from legiti-
mate sources. It Is suspected that a mis-
take was made in sending out this dis
patch, and that should have been dated
at Kansas City, Kan.
X
AS we understand it, Ex-Governor
Stone, of Pennsylvania, objects to hav-
ing his people hung in the states bronze
rogue's gallery.
Attention is called to the fact that
Messrs. H. ]. Allen and Morgan, who
recently had a fight in North Topeka,
Tor Which they were landed in police
court, are not the rival editors and DO
htical leaders Of Ottawa, who bear
those same names.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
KANSAS cOAAENT
QUEER.

QUEER.
Men are queer. wouldn't there be
q roar when they went home to their
meals If they had to climb up on a
nigh stool in front OF a table on which
there was no cloth. and eat their
meals in that fashion? Yet a ma
Jority of men. when they go to a res
taurant to eat, will pick out the high
stool and the feed board with no cloth
on It in preference to a comfortable
chalr and cloth covered table. A
man will borrow a chew of tobacco,
and most of them will set their teeth
into the plug right over where some
other man gnawed out a chew. Offer
him piece of pie at home from
which his wife or one of the children
had taken bite and he would holler
his head off. At home he will not
drink out of a glass or cup from
which some one OF the family has
been drinking. Call him into the
back stall of a livery barn, pull out a
bottle. and he will stick the neck of
the bottle half way down his throat
IN order to get swig, after a half
dozen other fellows have had the
neck of the bottle in their mouths.
4 man is queer duck.-Atchison
Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-17
HUMOR OF THE Day

The Bride-My husband loves me better
than he loves his life.
Her Friend-Did he tell you 50?
The Bride-N-no, but he eats the things
cook--Chicago News.
Shell agree with Cowper-I hate man
who needlessiy sets foot upon a worm.
He-So do I. It spells EN- for bait
Cleveland Leader.
20. see. Tommy said mamma. your
little baby brother can stand all alone
sYeh, replied Tommy, now I can get
him to stand up against the fence while 1
throw knives around him, can't PHIL
adelphia Press
JOHNNY Mamma, when I grows up
wants to be saint
Johnny-Why. I was reading that boys
never grows UP to be what they wants to
be.-Judge.
Mr.. Porke- Packe-Yes, ma am, my girls
goin' to marry q. nObleman. Yes, hes
what mrs the Exo oao f. 8 Charming. OF
course she gets her K C. Be o. d.
Brooklyn Life
What books have helped you mostg'
inquired the literary girl.
succeeded in drawing royalties from any
except my own. W ashington Star.
Deacon Giies-Doctor there's q question
I have been wanting to ask you. IN
what language did the ass speak to
Balaam?
The Rev DR.. Fourthly-In its own Ian
guage. Balaam had been making an ass
Of himself, and he had no trouble in I'M
derstan ding.-Chicago Tribune.
1T seems to me-" said Mrs. Oldcastle.
that DR.. Fourthly INDUCES a good deal
in hyperbole."
I've been thinkin' that same thing, -
replied her hostess. Land sakes, I
should think a man with as much sense
as him would leave these French drinks
alone. Chicago Record-Herald.