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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Bride Of u Isn't "Boss.n

Utica, N. Y, Feb. 2S.-The four
teen year old bride of John Faro,
aged nineteen, after dispute as to
who should be boss of the house,
scratched her own face and had
Faro arrested, charged with having
done it. Your husband is boss" the
Judge ruled.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
CASTRO DEFlEs CREATION.
Says He'll Smash Monroeism and
Drive Aliens from His Iand.

Willemstadt, Curacao, Feb. 81
President Castro says he will break
up the Monroe doctrine, humble
France, drive the French out Of
Venezuela and then start on Ameri-
cans, EngIishmen and Germans, who
he declares, are worse than the Chi
nese. He is reported as saying that
he will clear the country of foreign
ers. He is very bitter against Ameri-
cans, who, he says, are after his
his country.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
nopced With Real Men.

South Hadley, Mass, FeJ. rs
For the first time in the history of
Mount Holyoke College, the girl stu
dents have been permitted to dance
with men at the annual junior
prom" The girls had threatened
to revolt
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Canal Labor is Cheaper.

Washington, D. c.. Feb. 27.-Chief
Engineer Stevens. of the Panama
Canal, reports that, during January,
1906, 10000 cubic yards were
moved from the Culebra division at
cost of 72 cents per cubic yard. In
December 70,630 yards were moved
at a cost of sS cents per cubic yard.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Omit Office or Lose Wife.

Milwaukee, Feb. 27.-John Wei
her, fifteen years an Alderman, is not
a candidate for reelection. If he
runs again his wife will leave him.
"It's a disgrace" she says. Think OF
the things they say about boodlers.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Cut OF in Stetson VIII.

Philadelphia, Pa, Feb 27.-John
B. Stetson's will bequeaths $1,000
600 to his family. John B. Stetson
University, at Deland, Fla, which he
founded, and which, in 1908,
dropped him from its Board of
Trustees, is cut off without a cent.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Miss Anthony Has Pneumonia.

Rochester, n. Y, Feb. 27.-Phy-
sicians attending Miss Susan B. An
thony, whose illness last week pre-
vented her attending the banquet in
New York to celebrate her eighty
sixth birthday, said that has mild
case of pneumonia which is affecting
her breathing.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
HoCH DIES ON SCAFFoLD.
Wife Murderer and Confessed Big
amist Hanged in Chicago Jail.

Chicago, ILL.,, Feb. 27.-While law
yers were seeking in the Federal
Courts a stay of execution and writ
of habeas corpus Johann Hoch, pro
testing his innocence TO the last was
hanged in the County Jail for poison
ing his wife, Marie Welcker Hoch.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

Waterbury, Conn, Mar. l. Form
er Assemblyman w. Luke Hender-
son is appearing here in vaudeville,
playing a bagpipe and telling funny
sories of his legislative experience.
"If you've got to talk" he says, talk
where it pays"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Garfield Receivers.

Chicago, ILL.,, Feb. 2S.-Before
opening of court, it was announced
that Commissioner of Corporations
Garheld had recovered sufficiently to
pe able to testify in the packers
nearing. His illness caused adjourn
ment
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

Danville, ILL.,, Feb. 25.-On the
ground of self-defence Frank c.
cooper, New York theatrical man
ager, has been acquitted of the muir
DER here of Charles H. Smith, a
member of the Two Johns" COM
pany.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Strang.cd; Wife Held.

New London, Feb. 27.-Miss Anna
Devine, reputed wife of Harry Bar
ker, who was believed to have
hanged himself has been arrested.
The slipnoose indicates that he was
strangled to death, and the woman
has made conflicting statements.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Bic Gains in Now York Savings

Albany, Feb. 27.-Superintendent
of Banks Kilburn's annual report
shows a gain of $26,474,526 in the
amount deposited in savings banks,
as compared with the deposits for
1905.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Standings 10000 Acres.

FL Paso, Tex, Feb. PA. G.
Spalding, the sporting goods manu-
facturer. has acquired 104, 900 acres
of arid land in the Mimbras Valley,
New Mexico and will reclaim it.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

has been elected Speaker of the
House of Commons of the new Brit
fsh Parliament and his election,
which was approved by the Royal
Commissioners and King Edward,
seems to be giving general satisfac-
tion. He is a Liberal and clever
parliamentarian.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Sold Engagement Ring.

Baltimore, Md, Feb. 2S.-Alleging
that his fiancee, Annie Weber, sold
his engagement ring and is betrothed
to another man, Charles ]. Mundel Is
suing her for two houses he decided
to her.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

Huntington, W. Va, Feb. 81
Battling" Nelson, the pugilist, stop
ped runaway horse and rescued
Mrs. Frank Howard and her two
children, who were in the carriage.
He was badly bruised
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
French Pension Workcrs.

Paris, Feb 27.-The Chamber OF
Deputies has passed the bill provid-
ing for worllingmens pensions from
a fund to be met by contributions
from employers, employees. and the
government.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Train WFeckerS Fail.

Syracuse, N. Y, Feb. 27-An OBJ
struction placed deliberately on the
West Shore tracks near here by rob-
bers' with the evident purpose of
robbery, failed to derail the Chicago
limited express.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Whips SneerinV Walton

St Louis, Mo-, Feb. 25.-Allen
Hall' OF Fort Worth, Tex, thrashed
q waiter in the Jefferson Hotel who
had sneered at 20 cent tip.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

Columbus, o., Mar. In an OPP
GRAFTON on Louis Thrymm, victim of
a street ear accident, seventeen feet
of wire were used to put injured or
gans in place.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Favor Voting Machines.

Albany, N. Y, Mar 1.-The Cities
Committee has decided to report
favorably to the Assembly the Stan
ley Voting Machine bill
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
nnuid n Henderson Dies.

Dubuque, Ia, Feb. 27.-After an
illness of nine months, former
Speaker David B. Henderson, OF the
National House of Representatives.
Is dead from paresis.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Seeks Pole With 500 Dogs.

Martha's Vineyard, Feb. 27.-Cap-
tain George f. Tilton, a whaler, is
planning a dash for the North Pole
in a vessel of his own design. He will
take 500 dogs, to be used in sleds
after his ship becomes icebound.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
SNOWFALL CanseS Death

Bay City, Mich, Feb. 25.-Mrs.
William Crosthwaite, a millionaire's
~lfe' was killed in a runaway, her
norses having been frightened by a
SNOWFALL.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Lightship Still or.

newport, R. l., Feb. 27.-The
nantucket Shoals lightship has been
prevented by fog from picking up
ne ner buoy and has not gone back to
her station.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Dry Dock Dewey Strained.

Las Palmas, Canary Islands, Feb
27.-The dry dock Dewey reports
having been strained during heavy
weather off Bermuda. She will re-
main here a fortnight for repairs.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Two More ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Washington, D. c., Feb. 27.-The
grade of General will
probably not be abolished until Cen
erals Corbin and Macarthur have
been promoted.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

Naples, Italy, Feb. 27.-Of sixteen
American sailors who deserted from
Rear Admiral Sigsbee's fleet seven
have been arrested here.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

Washington, d. c., Mar. 1.-The
House Committee on Agriculture has
decided not to recommend the usual
appropriation for free seed distribu-
ton
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02
Caste Has Carnegie Cash.

Atlantic City, N. j., Feb. 27.-Cap-
tain Caste has received a $500
check from the Carnegie Hero Fund,
to lift the mortgage on his home.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1906-03-02

A cable despatch states that the
wedding of Duchess Sophie Char
lotte of Oldenburg to Prince Eitel
Fritz. the Kaiser's second son, was
celebrated with great pomp in Ber-
lin
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
Base Ball.

The ball game here Sunday be-
tween the home team and the Wa
bash Banners of st. Louis was q
very good game, although the
weather was a little too cold for
their great American game. Mont
gomery had the game from the
start. Julian Ham was in the box
the first inning with Rob Wilson
behind the bat, and pitched very
good ball for awhile, then his arm
gave out and he got wild. Haight
was put in after this and pitched
his usual good game.
The st. Louis boys were as nice
a bunch of young men as has ever
played here, there being no rangl-
ing done all through the game.
Below is the score.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

A young mother chanced to oc-
cupy seat in front of us on q train
last week, when an amusing Incl
dent occurred. She was vainly en-
deavoring to quite her youngster,
who was apparently about two
years old. The young cherub had
gormandizcd vast quantities of
fruits, nuts, etc., and seemed to be
in great misery and positively re-
fused to be comfortcd. Finally an
old gentleman, who was sitting be-
side the distressed mother, and
whom we took to be her father, re-
marked: "Jenny, I'd larrup that
kid" "Oh. I hate to whip q child
on . full stomach" said she.
"Looks to me like it'ud be an easy
matter to turn 4 over" was the
quaint reply. lex.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

1t wasn't Missouri editor but a
printers devil who was going
through his first experience on
"making up" forms. The paper
W as late and the boy got the gall
leys mixe.. The first part of the
obituary notice of a pecunious
citizen had been dumped in the
forms, and the next handful of
type came off of a galley describ-
ing a recent fire. thread like this:
"The pail bearers lowered the
body to the grave and it was con-
signed by the flames there were
few if any regrets, for the old
wreck had been an eyesore to the
town for years. OF course there
was individual loss, but that
was fully covered by insurance.
The widow thinks the editor wrote
the obituary that way because the
lamented partner of her joys and
sorrows owed him Ave years. sub
scription.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
HOW TO MANAGE A WIFE.
Never Contradict, Deny or Oppose
Her, Nor Even Tell the Truth
and All Will Be Well. =

A great many persons have sug.
gested methods as to the best wax
to manage a husband, but it is re-
manned for Eureka, Kan, man to
reduce to writing set of rules for
the successful management Of q
wife. The following rules were
compiled by business man who
claims to have followed them to
the letter during the last year and
says they have never been found at
fault in single instance during
that time: z;
Never contradict her. You are
right, of course, nine times out %
ten, and she knows it, but to tell
her SO makes her always unman-
ageable.
Never oppose her. When she
suggests that in the absence of the
cook you get up and light the fire
do so at once, willingly and cheer
fully. If she wishes you to walk
the floor with the baby obey with
alacrity.
Never deny her. Possibly she
may exceed her allowance, but this
is always your fault, because YOU
are not man enough to supply
her.
Never be cross. When you come
home at night, having failed once
or twice during the day or been in.
suited by total stranger, or with
large, powerful pain in yous
stomach, laugh it off and conceal
your real feelings.
Never tell her the truth. When
she asks you how you like her new
hat or cloak swear that you think
1t is the greatest thing for tho
money you ever saw. When she
shows you her new gown be lost il
admiration. When she is cross
and irritable tell her she il an AMI
gel.
Never disagree with her. W6eh
she suggests that you have = cold
and need q hot mustard plastea
grin and bear il, When shs tells
You she needs q change tell Hau
you are glad she mentioned 4.
Never interrupt her. II
This = the only Wv to manasSi
wife.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
Letter from Boulder, Colo.

Boulder, Colo, May 20, '08.
EDITOR TRIBUNE :-To-day we are
handling In the store, Missouri
awberries. and they are fine.
Still I see they are injured by
drouth in many parts of Missouri.
We have plenty of rain in COL
orado this spring and the dry land
will produce wonderful crops of
grain and hay. 1t seems as il we
have much more rain each year
and it is predicted by many that
the time will come when very
little veregation will be needed.
The fruit crop prospects are fine
here, never better. ! have apple
trees full of fruit, only having been
set two years. On one ] counted
II perfect apples. They are of
Yellow Transparent variety. Have
only turned water on lawn once
this spring as plenty of rain. We
have had no frosts this month so
gardens are looking fine.
The building and improvements
are mnch more here this spring
than ever before. A site has been
procured for 100000 hotel and
will be put up this season.
Several Missouri families here
were much disappointed that DIR.
Nuns should come so near and yet
return without visiting the most
beautiful city of Colorado. Sew
cral trains were visited to meet
him, but returned disappointed
The G. & R. r. R., are making
arrangements to run their trains
from Denver to Boulder by cleo
tricity, making their trips every
hour.
The Chautauqua will be opened
July 4, and prospects are for much
larger gatherings than ever be-
fore. Respectfully.
w. G. CRANDALL.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

The Kentucky Home Coming
Association announces that five
handsome gold medals, especially
designed for the occasion, will be
awarded between June 13 and II
at Louisville. The first will be
given to the person present who
can prove the closest relationship
to Daniel Boon. Another will be
given to the former Kentuckian
who came the greatest distance.
A third will be given to the most
aged Kentuckian present. The
fourth will be given to the former
Kentuckian who left the state at
the tenderest age while the fifth
will be to the former Kentuckian
who left the state at the most adj
vanced age.
Any one, no matter where born,
can enter for the Daniel Boone
prize, but contestants for the other
prizes must have been born in
Kentucky.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

From every view point the farm
ing class of this country is in bet
ter shape now than at tany season
since the civil war. More people
own their own homes and little
farms; men are free from the yoke
bondage inflicted by burdensome
debts; more are becoming inde-
pendent each year by making q
comfortable living for their fami-
lies; more are waking up to the
necessity Of giving their children
better educational advantages,
and withal, prosperity and con-
tentment eeem to prevail throuth-
the country. Let progress still be
our watchword.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
THERE ARE FEW

people who know how to take
care of themselves-the majority
do not. The liver is a most i'm
portant organ in the body. Her
bine will keep it in condition. ".
@. Simpkins, Alba. Texas, writes !:
81 have used Herbine for Chills
and Fever, and And 1t the best
medicine ] ever used. Iwould not
be without IT. It is as good for
children as It is for grown us peo-
pie, and l recommend IL. tits
fine for LaGrippe. Sold BY Crump
&Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

Decoration day was observed as
usual here Wednesday by Fred
Roether Post. G. A. r. At 10 100
a. m. they met at the court house
and marched from there to the
cemetery to the music of a local
drum corps. The graves of COM
AIDES, both blue and gray, were
alike decorated. AT 200 p. m.
the camp fire was lighted at the
court house. Speeches were made
by Judge S. A. Elkins, Rev. H. D.
Thompson and R. S. Paul, inter-
sperced by music. The speecher
were timely, appropriate and
v cry highly appreciated by all.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

The Commercial Club of this
city is advertising for 800 girls
and women, fourteen years old
and over, to work in the shirt
factory. Experience in unneces-
sary and beginners will be paid q
small salary. Experienced hands
make from S4.C0 to $500 per week
at this work. If 200 of this num-
ber is not secured within the next
thirty days Montgomery will
probably not get the factory.
Send in your application to Com
mercial Club, Montgomery City,
Mo.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

On Monday evening, June 4, at
8p. M, the District Epworth
League Conference of the Mexico
district, will convene in the Meth
odist church in this city. The
young peoples societies of the
other churches of the city are in
vited to attend all the services.
H. D. THOMPSON, Pastor. !.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
An Alarming Situation

frequently results from neglect
of ologged bowels and torpid liver,
uutil constipation becomes chro-
mic. This condition is unknown
to those who use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills; the best and gentlest
regulators of Stomach and Bow
els. Guaranteed by E. B. Moore
druggist. Price 25c. Try them.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
DON'T III

Don't let your children suffer
with that cough when you can
cure it with Ballard's Horehound
Syrup, a sure cure for Coughs,
Rheumatism. influenza, Group and
Pulmonary Diseases. Buy a bot
tie and try it.
B. B. Laus hter, Byhalta. Miss,
writes: 81 have two children who
had Group. tried many different
remedies, but 4 must say your
Hourhound Syrup is the best
Group and Cough medicine I ever.
used" Sold by Crump B Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
A HAPPY MOTHER

will see that her baby is properly
cared fcr-to do this a good pur-
gative is necessary. Many babies
suffer from worms and their moth
ers don't know tiff your baby is
feverish and don't sleep at nights,
it is troubled with worms. Whites
Cream Vermifuge will clean out
there worms, in a mild pleasant
way. Once tried always used.
Give it trial. Price Csc. Sold
by Crump & Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

Do you wish to make q change !?
If go, write US and we can find you
a buyer for your farm, property,
home, or business, no matter
where located. We can sell you
what you want to buy or VIC can
make a trade for you.
Moore Realty and Investment Co.
Montgomery City, Mo.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
Total 80 8 6 "a 10 4

Stolen base, DUNCAN 1; R. Ham
2; j. Wilson 2; G. Wilson 1; w.
Wilson /. Double plays, Doyle to
Bowers 4; DUNCAN to Sharp L;
Haight toiFuller toISharp i. base
bits, Bowers /; r. Wilson 1. Home
run, Sharp. Struck out by Ham
8; by Haight 8; by G. Wilson 1.
Hits of Haight 6, in u innings.
Base on balls of Haight 1, off Ham
1; off G. Wilson 1. Hit by pitched
ball by Ham /; by Haight 1.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

A friend at our elbow suggests
that the best way to head off the
mail order houses is for the local
merchants to advertise and getthe
trade themselves. It does look
reasonable. All of the successful
mail order houses are heavy adj
vertisers and If they can make it.
pay why not the local merchant.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

Sheriff j. T, Hunt showed us a
water pitcher Thursday that his
Arother-in-law, M. r. Campbell,
had picked up in china store at
San Francisco. California, after
the earthquake. It has been q
very fine piece of china but has
been in the fire and is cracked in
several places and burnt black in
spots. Mr.. Hunt says he thinks q
gread deal Of the pitcher and
thinks It will be worth something
-, : souvenir Of this great dis-
aster some day. ~
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

. We extend thanks to Mr.. Rus
sell See for an invitation to attend
the commencement exercises of
the Culver Military Academy,
Culver, Ind, where heis student.
Russell is the youngest son of F.
NJ. See of near this city, and will
graduate from the above college
this year.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

M. A. Green and wife came up
from st. Louis Tuesday and are
the guests of j. L. Bordeaux and
family. They will also visit other
points in the county before re-
turning home. Mrs. Bordeaux
who spent the past two weeks in
st. Louis with them returned
home Sunday accompanied by
little Miss Grace Green.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

This week the TRIBUNE is in re-
oeipt of an invitation to attend
the first Holy Mass of the Rev
erend William Moran to be said
in the Catholic church at this
place, Trinity Sunday, June 10th.
Rev. Moran will be ordained to
the holy Priesthood, Saturday,
June 9th by His Grace, Rev. John
d. Glennon, D. D. in the Chapel
of Kenrick Seminary, st. Louis.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

Horace Stephens who is working
ing at Harmony, Ind, is here vis-
iting his parents. DR.. and Mrs.
G. w. Stephens.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

The following young people
spent Tuesday on the creek near
Aineola fishing. Pat Cahill and
sister, Mr.. Brineker and sister,
Tom Riddle, Jim Moran, Misses
Lorene and Clemens Alvey, Lou
Cunningham, Stella, Louise and
Lorene Gill, and Mrs. Sabina
Hollenback.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

Some magnitude of the growth
of the Christian Endeavor society
can be seen from the statement
that in this county alone there has
been q gain in membership of 90, =
600 during the past six months.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01

MIR. and Mrs. Allen Bookseller
entertained all their children Sum
day, the occasion being the BIRTH
day of their son Arthur. Those In
attendance were Mr. and Mrs.
Arthur Brookshier of st. Louis,
Mrs. Mamie Greenewald and chill
dren OF st. Charles, Mrs. Mollie
Adams and daughter Of White
Oak, Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Kelly Of
st. Charles. Miss Mamie Anders
of White Oak, Thomas Tehan Of
st. Charles, Mr.. and Mrs. James
Estes and Miss Nellie Walker Of
this city. (.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-06-01
LOCAL NEWS
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Royden johnson spent Sunday
in vandalia with homefolks.