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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
-.~ ne O.: Invites % Dine.

4 ,terg j. to.d Of & coupe Of
farmer aao ...e teE miles apart
according 10 the Buffalo Time.
One &aF au- e4.lel On the other.
happening around al dinner time.
The person allied upon. Jg the way.
a., rather pen-:.o4. old fellow.
lie >. II The table ENJOYING b, din
1e- The visitor drew toward the
table. expecting the Ola farmer e
invite him u dine. The Old farm
e s-pt On eating.
~ nat. the news up YOUR wa
ne-gADor: No news, ELI
No. / believe not"
Presently d thought struck the
visitor. Well, yes, friend, did
hear q one item u news tina. i.
worth mentioning"
"Ha, What ! it,"
"NeighJ2r John has q COW that
Ia, five calves"
Is tina, sol Good gracioa. :
What in thunder does the fifth calf
do when the other. are feeding:"
why, he stands and looks on.
just d. ! DO. Ike dumb fool"
MARY. put Up another plate"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
Well Set Up.

80 you're going to " narriei.
Jenny: .aid the village p.A.su-
throplst 10 on- Of her fayorites.
"Ye., num-" said Jenny. all
smlles and bushes: "the wedding
day l. fixed. and We are looking for
ward to a happy and prosperous fu-
ture."
We'll. my girl, | trust YOU real
re Et.at it means. hope your
Young man Is careful and la, saved
up little money to set up house
keeping
oh, yes. mum; hes been most
careful about 'aying sometLin' to
fall back upon in case Of d rainy
day. Why, num-" she went on,
With an air Of conscious pride. I've
got pair Of ornaments, and Bill.
why. Bll!s got clock what he won
for runnin'. | think NE and nv
Young man are very lucky. We amt
got nothin' to tear."-London An
sWers
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
Heat sesr the equator.

Il i generally supposed that
equatorial Africa i. the war!nest
place on earth. but il i not. The
nights IN the torr.d zone frequently
are cold Travellers sleep, right un-
der the equator, under d quilt and
q pair Of blankets. During the hot
lest month IN central Africa the
thermometer never registers above
81 degrees The interior Of equa-
torlal Africa Is not low land, not
steaming jungle. a i commonly
supposed. The land rises from tile
coast, plateau on plateau, unit! it
Is from 1900 to 5000 fest above
sea level, and with every 800 feet
Of ascent the thermometer fall. a
degree.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17

II I.'r Napoleon formed Tie
.te4 q having : travelling .-g---g
4 order - make hi. hours = .-,-.-
.e.rgzl r-erez-ioE independent y
the eLigrn-.e- u q campaign ~ The
1e.zv. 0f q COURIER. The Dr3-.,.-.
.5Vs-t aas u form about a -a1a-
.anl volumes. The D50k. we're 20
u %. small dgoi-cimo ..ze, printed
IN good tE;y- and Eith0l, margin.
N o.:e- - ssve space. Tie E--a
70 - f.1lnl II morocco. w.-. Eaz-
Die cover, and limp laes-. Tie
toTes Il. thelr conveyance acre 20
r covered w.ya leather ami Incl
with -FeeH velvet snd were ro 4r-
era2e slrty volumes apiece iu ,wr
EoE,s Ike the sAe.ye. in Z library.
i catalogue gas 10 ACCOMPANY them
% arranged that the emperor could
readily find any desired volume.
The distribution II subjects va d,
follows: Forty volume. ol religion.
forty q epic Doetry. tor,v Il -le
drama. sixty volumes u other I-g-
eEgy. zIycy volumes Of hi.torr AMI
hundred novel. In order ~
complete the quota Tan rhe H.
srrac-lons. The balance shall. te
made up q historical memoir. -
James We.ttall Thompson IN Al
!autic.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
The Widow He Married,

4 clergyman who vas d widower
had three groWnUp daughters. Hay-
ing occasion 10 20 away on a visit
Tor few weeks, he wrote home
from time TO time In one Of his
Letters he informed them that he
mad married stFapping widow
With SIX children"
on may imagine what a stir this
created in the household. When the
wear returned home one Of his
daughters, her ewes red with Weep
ing, said:
Where's the widow you married,
father"
"ph, | married her to another
man."
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
HIS Client, Weakness.

When President Had.ev Z Yale
was professor Of p1..c.ca. science
there 3 student once offered a.m Z
LpoE excuse for d bad exo ri nation
paper, SAYS the Cleveland Pam
Dealer.
Professor Hadley listened 10 the
excuse IN silence. Then he sad
with grim smile:
That excuse Is about As poor a.
the One crlmin4. LAWYER offered
for his client in case that had gone
hard with him.
Gentlemen Of the jury. cried
tni. LAWYER e!oqaently. remember
that my c.ient Is hard Of hearing,
and that therefore the voice 81 con
science appeal: to him in vain
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17

AIchdeacon Sinclair in his Lead
ers Of Thought" etc. tells a story
Of an kton head master known a.
r logging keate Finding one
morning row Of BOYS in MS study,
he began, as usual, 10 fog them,
! heY were too terrified at the awtul
!-'t!e man 10 demonstrate till he had
gone halfway down the row. when
one P.lcked up courage to falter
out Please, sir, we're not up for
PAM hment; we're a confirmation
class Never mind" said DR.
Aeate. Il must be fair all around
and It will do you good" So he fin,
lshed them of.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17

The >aaa= museum in England
contains cor. model 81 the Coli
scum Til, a4. probably acquired
by >.r john >oale chiefly b..ca,I...
CORK j. o.s-.a.r 70 cuI. Mr.. Clous-
ton tells in The Burlington a
story connected with ii. The late
keeper, Mr. Birch, vas showing 3
party o. American visitors over the
museum and mentioned that this
was made in cork. That is curl
Oh" SAID one Of the ladies. We
are just going 10 visit some friends
there, Il mean. madam. he ~
planned, that this model was made
Out Of cork, That is still more
curious, she replied, Our friend.
i've Just ll'tle way out Of Cork"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
His Health Was Good

Mar. Twain has handed ont a
story about physician friend Of his
who not long ago had TO engage a
new chauffeur a big, strapDing
fellow applied and vas questioned
a. TO his technical ability. hi. Size
and strength appearing wholly sat
isfactOry. What Is the first thing
Fou do when YOU find that your car
buretor i out Of order:7 asked the
doctor. Well, | tell ge,7 replied
the applicant, Il honestly don't
never have no trouble with it. 1t
never gets out Of order. amt been
sick one day for the last two wear"
cleveland Plain Dealer.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
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-.Jule potent charm - long 81, t-sE
remain in ~ mar the 1a-=r.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
! Ride Fer His Tencer.

! ceT,s il farmer living hear the
toRn u DERBY having got himself
dlsAket on account OF his quarrel
some habits. the other farmer. de-
clded one night 20 cool him down q
Bat, At midnight the farmer va,
disturbed by voice shouting
Your horse is stolen"
The lrate farmer hurried on his
clothes and, Fastening 10 the door.
asked. Which way has he gone
Toward H." replied one Of the
farmers.
Another offered the loan Of a
horse he bes,rode. which offer the
sleepy farmer accepted. After rid
lng all night he found himself at
ia! light next morning riding his
own horse-London Tit
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
A Poor Passport,

A sheriff of Edinburgh had for
gottep his twopenr ticket. Asked
for fare, he said, have paid it"
Then where's YOUR ticket" Il
have lost it, Then you must pay
again" Come, now, nv friend. J"
said the sheriff, lust look into nv
face and tell NE do | look ike a
man who would tell you a lie for
such trife "a twopence The
cash taker inspected the counte-
nance thus offered as guarantee
Tor It's owners integrity and then
dryly said, IN just thank you for
the twopence."
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
A Rustic Critic.

One day while Millais was en-
gagged in painting his famous pic
ture, "Chil! October" among the
reeds and PUSHES on the banks Of the
lay, near Perth, voice came from
over the hedge:
Man, did We never Try photog-
raphv:"
no, never" replied llillais,
painting slowly.
a pause.
Its hantle quicker" said the
voice.
"le-es, | suppose so.
Another pause. The final thrust
was:
An its MAR liker the place"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
The First Pins.

Thorns were originally used in
fastening garments together. Pins
id not .m.acd ately succeed thorns
a. fasteners, but different appli-
tn1es were used, such as hooks,
nIeE-e, and .aces It wa. the latter
halt of the fifteenth century before
pins were used in Great Britain.
Naon first manufactured in Eng
land The ron wire. Of the proper
length, was fled 10 point and the
other extremity twisted into head.
This wa. slow process, and 400 or
800 pins wa, good days work for
an expert hand.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
An Impossible Prataoranh-

business was mol booming al the
little studio.
Only one order YESTERDAY" said
Tie Photographer. and that was
an impossible one. \ lady came in
with her little daughter. She had
seen. she sad, nv famous photo-
graph Of little girl kissing herself
on the mouth in mirror. and She
wanted her child taken likewise,
only she had scraples against kiss,
ing on the mouth on account of
germs, and so she wanted me 10
photograph the youngster kissing
,'>eiI IN the mirror on the fore
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
a GREAT VANS SILENCE.
Cs-y Dis-.ss Unss- trs sss' TFy'
- Z -e.rats-ssa

A --gs- man 7-= VIE Ess ce-
-.--s o. t.u. a-- ss- so. 81 70 u
-a-= s--s 30 20 ..z..-E s-- resent
----. Ea- .l.- ..--l-- - IL CON
--- hose .r TOO l.- TINE .-----s
he welcomed r--E E.-a LsEse Z
s.-i-s--r. al, --s--1. 1-U-st .
ts-=I them % 10 p-sIzs, ga so91
--=1 u sar-c--t.al C5rTsrsztl01-
While be va. listening q Uast tlzy
Id % .sF and 1ecz- .5-lE--y rep ing
% a. argument Ell. 2 seemed =
1l- more plausible than lsZca. TIE
.-.5- l=-.1l him "a, suddenly op-L-
ell AMI from It emerged h-s EI;e.
s.,l E1 AR. fac and E pail q 81
.er-
Without & v0ri s1- deliberately
----- ih- usil and lrenehei him
from lead u foot The rE0 friends
.a-suE % tLe.r feet u Esigul.Ament
and calE1. ..yl- 4 the Tvseltfll
woman re---1;.DE MO tie house
y-.ra & triumphant ar.
TIE nan Eho mad zen subjected
% this shower bath arose without 3
v9ri. sent INTO the house and II
Ten minutes returned 10 the plszZz.
having made Z complete change q
dress.
H. friend. were ,,.l in the yard
s.i uer~ wishing that they could =
Transported lv balloon or magic caF-
r-r - then OEu homes. whore they
would no, b. E.,r-,. : Of strange
and embarrassing dom este scenes.
Their lo-- -a--l 70 them and
placed rh- chars on the piazza.
When they vere al seated he r.
--m-i the conversation With the
simple remark. ~ I was saving.
III Friends and then vent on with
the discussion. picking up the thread
where L had been dropped and max
Ing no reference 70 what had hap
p~u-i
tie VS. quiet and dignifed and
did not b--.zv in IL manner = trace
.ot IL. modification and auu0rznce
which b., wife, y44-T-1atlng attack
must have caused.
\ weaker man you'd either have
spTea.ed 10 h. friend for sympathy
o. .rriven - ap9lo zize for tie
strange and irrational conduct o.
tie wornan H. had neither accuse
,.aI, IL make nor ~ Uses. 10 offer.
He ,tEOve 10 PIT h.. friend. al ease
oT 1iTe-t.ng r.c.. attention from
the palntu. exhibition 81 his w.fes
lnlrm.ly bg engaging them in ami
mated conversation.
- successful was-he that the three
were soon laughing. chatting and
arguing together d though nothing
unP.ea>al, had happened.
When tie tim" came for the two
visitors to drive 10 me station to
take a train Their host said goolbv
10 them al the gate with the r.
marx that they had had a delightful
afternoon together.
The great man Lowell his wife and
knew that she vas not responsible
al all times for her caprlces and re-
sentiments, nwilling TO talk abou,
her lnhrmltle>. even with old and
trusted friends, be acted with rare
self possession and good taste in
maintaining rigid silence and leav-
M them 10 infer for themselves the
reasons tog lis reseyve.-Glasgow
Iilne,.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17

"Nol .e-. gentlemen" said the
counsel for the defendant comp!a-
ce-t-E--.t va. d COMPENSATION case
Il have -2r the plaintiff into q
yarr NICE dilemma. II he ven,
there seeing that tie place was dan
ge.g1-. there was contributors neg
l.ZeAr@, and. ~ hi: .orlshlp wi!l tel
.-ol. ne can't recover. II he did not
go II wa. dangerous, neither could
~ client have -een il. and there
Wa 10 negligence on his part. In
either case am entitled 10 YOUR
verl-cr.' The iury retired. well,
gentlemen" SAID the foreman, Il
think We must give him $500" All
greed except a stout, rlddy gen
t.erlan in the corner. who cried
hoarselr. "Give him another $50,
gemmeA, for getting into the diem
ma" Verdict accordingly.-Lon-
don Graphic.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
The End of the VOL

Of troubles that robbed f. II. Wolfe. q
Bear Grove, Ia, Of all usefulness. CAM
When he hogan taxing Electric Bffef,
H~ writes: Two year. ago kiiaps
trouble caused me great suffer- 2. 4h,ch
| would never have survived had 30,
taken Electric Bitt@rs. They al~o cured
me Of G"neral Debility" SURE cure far
all at"m" Oh. Liver and Kidney COM
plants, Biooi Diseases. Eiradacl~. Diz-
illness aud Weakness OF bodily d~cii,.e
Price zoe. Guaranteed by John "
ThurstOn, druggist
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
Got the job.

The man who at civil service
examination for fremen answered
question IN municipal government
with What's that got to do with
squirting hose has been eclipsed.
At the last examination Of appli-
cants for the fire department one
candidate seemed to have difficulty
IN answering several OF the ques-
lions. He finally gave up irving
and wrote after each question:
Il don't know, but | want the
job"
lie got it.-New York Sun.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17

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Pe1k. don't -1-.
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nth t1-r-T= glance rrz- PIE
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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17

\ certain member Of the Yale
faculty j. famous for his power of
condensIng his many strong antipa-
thles into trenchant epigrams. His
pet adherence is logic, a fact which
was unknown to the student who re-
Gently approached him with the
question:
professor -, | am thinking Of
taking logic next year. What do
You think Of the course:"
"Hor>e sense made asinine," re-
spondel the professor tersely. -
hdTper's Weekly.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17
A Little vague.

A Boston lady seeking summer
board on a farm saw an advertise
ment giving description of about
such a place as she wanted ana
sent letter of inquiry. She Re.
eelved the following information as
TO terms:
We charge S. week for men
f;2o Tor ladies' and 81 for children
'id enough to eat, All ages and
sexes TO pay more il difficult D
Lippincott's.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1906-08-17

! -- q .
1ru Pass * T5.Avs az
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06
FROG WAS TO BLAME.
Weather Prophet Had Simply Put
Faith Where He Believed He
Had a Right.

James Wilson, the secretary of agri-
culture, was discussing an a~ntiquated
kind of farming.
1T is about as profitable and logi-
CAL" he said, las the weather reading
of a Connecticut farmland l used to
know.
This farmland claimed that he
could read the weather infallibly. On
a walk with me one afternoon a frog
croaked, and he said:
1--WE will have clear weather for "a
hours. When a frog croaks in the
afternoon you may be sure Of "a hours
Of sunshine
I'VE walked on, and in 20 minutes
or so a heavy shower came up and we
were both drenched to the skin.
"'You are a fine weather prophet
said /, as we hurried homeward
through the downpour. You ought to
be ashamed Of yourself
40, WE'LL said the farmland, the
frog lied. It's to blame, not me. Am
I responsible for the morals of that
particular frog?'"
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06
AWFUL ITCHING ON SCALP.
Hair Finally Had to Be Cut to Save
Any-Scalp Now in Good Condi-
tion-Cured by Cuticura.

81 used the Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment for a diseased scalp, dandruff,
and constantly falling of hair. Final
ly I had to cut my hair to a v any
at all. Just at that time | read about
the Cuticura Remedies. Once every
week I ~shampooed my hair with the
Cuticura Soap, and I used the Oint-
ment twice a week. In two months
time my hair was long enough to do
up In French twist. That is now five
years ago, and I have a lovely head
of hair. The length is six inches be-
low my waist line. my scalp is in
very good condition, and no more
dandruff or itching of the scalp. I
used other remedies that were recon-
mended to me as good, but with no
results. Mrs. w. F. Griess, Clay Cen
ter, Neb., Oct. 20, 1905"
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06
Miss ANNIE HENDREN, Rocklyn,
Ava WASH, writes:


AVA WASH, writes:
~ feel better than l have for over
four years. / have taken several bottles
of Peruna and one bottle of Manalin.
81 can now do all of my work in the
house, milk the cows, take care of the
milk, and SO forth. I think Peruna Is
q most wonderful medicine.
|" believe I would be in bed to-day
II ! had not written to you for advice.
! had taken all kinds Of medicine, but
none did me any good.
"Peruna has made me q we'll and
happy girl. l can never say too much
for Peruna."
Not only women Of rank and leisure
praise Peruna, but the wholesome, use
ful women engaged in honest toll
would not be without DIR. Hartman's
world renowned remedy.
The Doctor has prescribed it for many
thousand m every year and he
never fails to receive a multitude of let
.ters like the above, thanking him for
his advice, and especially for the won
derful benefits received from Peruna.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06
.HA|LST0RM HAVOC
GREAT DAMAGE DONE TO
WHEAT CRoPS OF KANSAS.
Insurance Against Loss from Storms
of This Kind Is Now Taken
Out by Many Of the
Farmers.

"Hailstorms have destroyed more
wheat In Kansas in the last ten years
than all the grasshoppers and CHI 'nch-
bugs since the state was organized,
sad a farmer from southern klnsas,
whose crop was destroyed by a recent
storm in that section.
Last year one hailstorm In the
northern part OF Summer county and
the southern part of Sedgwick swept
an area 80 miles long by two miles
wide. About 3S, 200 acres, most Of 1t In
growing wheat that promised to yield
rs bushels to the acre, were destroyed.
A half million dollars worth OF wheat
was ruined in that one storm"
The hailstorm was never feared by
the Kansas farmer until wheat be-
anne a staple crop. Corn will o
from a hailstorm and make an average
crop, but a light fall of ice at a certain
time will ruin a crop Of wheat. May
and June are the months of hailstorinS
In Kansas.
III France and Spain where the hail
storms destroy the grape crop large
cannon have been placed or the hills
above the vineyards. At the approach
Of a hailstorm explosives are shot into
ths cloud. and it's a belief among
farmers-laughed at by scientific men
that the storm Is sometimes dissi-
pated. The Kansas farmer doesn't
lombard the clouds. He has found
that 1t pays better to insure his crops.
Hail ipsnrauca cOmuanios hovo haou
organized. The farmer insures his
wheat crop against hail just as the
man In the city insures his house
against fire. He places whatever value
on his crop he car afford to pay the
premium IN. Some farmers occasional
ly insure 10 heavily that they would
not object to a hailstorm to save the
expense of harvesting the crop.
The first hail insurance companies
wore mutual companies, organized
among the farmers Of a county or a
district. 1t was soon found that those
companies were not safe because q
hailstorm usually cleared a whole dis
trict. Then each farmer was com
PEELED to bear his own lcss, for the
mutual com my could not iey. East
ern capitalists have formed a number
of hail insurance companies IN the last
five years.
Farmers have a belief that hail wiz
follow the same path for three con.
secutive years. So IL a hail ,torm de-
stroys a crop they insure heartily fol
the next two years.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06

Inc. The passages Of the kidney
secretions were irregular and painful,
and there was considerable sediment
and odor. I don't know what | would
have done but for Doan's Kidney Pills.
I could see an improvement from the
first box, and five boxes brought a
anal cure"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06
In Wrong Profession.

The proprietor Of a. theatrics; com.
pany which played at Kingisher late.
ly was arrested for a~ssaultins one
of the members Of his company and
stated on the witness stand thSt he
was a horse doctor. Many of the PEG.
pie who saw his show were willing to
believe 1t and thought that he should
have stuck to his original profession
Kansas City Journal.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06
Area of Peru.

In size Peru Is fourth among south
American republics, its area fallin
tlightly below that of Bolivia. H. COW
ers Cos, 700 square miles. withou, In
Guiding certain areas which are In
dispute with Bolivia, Ecuador and
Chill. 1t Is thus nearly one-fourtlt the
size of the United States. and NEARLY
six times as large as the United Hing
dom.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06

Cornelius Vanderbilt. in the name of
his father, and Alfred G., in the name
of his mother. made application for
membership in the Rhode Island So
ciety of the Cincinnati as the repre-
sentative of the Vanderbilt family.
The society decided that Cornelius was
the proper representative and he WAS
elected with Is others.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06

Benjamin Jeans, who recently re-
tired as guard on the London and
Birkenhead express after "a years of
service, probably holds the worlds
record for travel. 1t amounts to more
than 1900, 900 miles, or the equivalent
of 100 times around the equator.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1906-10-06

WlJn kinney us
ease that for n
long time l could
not do my work
a II d W n s five
weeks in bed.
There was con-
tinual bearing
down pain, ter
rible b~ackaches,
headaches and at
times dizzy spells
when everything
was a blur before