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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Colonists Low One-way second Class Rates

20 San Francisco, Los Angeles, Port
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Spokane, Walla Walla, Ogden, Salt
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Montana, Colorado, Utah, Nevada,
and the Pacific Coast, via the Chicago,
Union Pacific & Northwestern Line,
February 18th to April I, 1906, inclu
sive. Attractive side trips at very low
rates. Daily and personally conduc
ted excursions in Pullman Tourist
sleeping cars, only 800 for double
berth from Chicago accommodating
two people,. through to the Pacific
Coast without change of cars. Choice
of routes. Excellent train service.
Dining cars, (meals a la carte). For
tickets and full information apply to
agents Chicago & North Western BY.
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Comic


ORDER FOR HEARING PROOFS OF WILL
STATE OF MINNESOTA,
County of Brown. IS.
In Probate COur1.
T., Special Term. Feb. ), 1906
In the matter OF the estate of Anton Kitz-
berger deceased.
porting to be tile last will and testaInent
of Anton Kitzberger late of said county.
has. been delivered to this court:
And whereas, L. Kitzberger has flied
herewith his petition, representing
among other things that said Anton Kitz.
berger died in said county on the 2nsi dav
of February A. d. 1905, testate. and that
said petitioner is the sole executor ma ned
in said last will and testament, and nra "
ing that said instrument may be admitted
to probate, and that letters testamentarv
be to him issued thereon;
1t is ordered, that the proofs of said i'm,
stru1nentand the said petition be heard
before TINS Court, at the Probate Office in
the Court House. in the City of New Vim,
IN said county, on the End day of March
y; u. l9oo, at 10 o'clock i'll the forenoon,
When all concerned may appear and CON
And 1t is further order, that public notice
OF the time and place of said hearing he
gwen to all persons interested, by pUblica-
ton OF copyof this order for three sue
cessive weeks previous to said day of
hearing in the New Ulnl Review, a weekly
newspaper printed and published at the
city OF New Uln in said county,
Dated at New Uln, Mimi. February7th.
a. -. E1". By the Court,
Seal S. a. GEORGE,
% Judge of Probate.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
1t Won For Sardou.

1t is singular fact that the famous
French dramatist Sardou owed his first
success on the boards to his excellent
handwriting. He had sent in his often
rejected play, la Taverne DIES Etudi-
ants to the Odeon management for
consideration. and the manuscript was
thrown, with some others. upon table.
One day at rehearsal the charming ac-
tress Mile. Berengere was attracted by
the handwriting and took up the manu-
script, crying, "Oh, what an exquisite
hand-' She read the play and recon-
mended it SO strongly to the directors
that they were induced to read it and
then accept it. At the time Sardou was
starving. He had gone through seven
long years of terrible hardship and pri-
vatiOn
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Cheap Rates to Pacific Coast.

Commencing February Is and con-
5inuing until April 18th the Minneapo-
lis & St. Louis r. E. will have on
sale reduced rate one way tickets to
California, Oregon. Washington, Brit
ish Columbia, Utah, Montana, Idaho
and Old Mexico. Rates $1,000 below
regular fare. Two tourist cars are
run every week to San Francisco and
Los Angeles. Wednesdays via Kansas
City and popular Santa Fe System;
Thursdays via Omaha, Denver and
famous "Scenic Route" through Colo
RADIO. Call on agents for particulars,
or address, A. B. Cults, G. L. & T..
A., minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
order for Hearing and Notice of Application TO,
appointment of Administrator.

STATE OF NIINNESOTA.1
COUNTY Or BROWN, IS.
In Probate Court,
Special Term, February 9Th 1906.
In the matter of the estate of Henry.
Chrlstnlan. deceased.
On reading aud fling the petition of
Car'i1ne Christlnan of New Ul1n Mimi
representing among other things, that
Henry Christnan late of New Ulm
Ilnn., on the 1st day of Feb. A, D. 1906
at New Ulm, Mimi, died intestate, and be-
ing resident of this County at the time
o1 ms death, leaving goods. cllattels and
.s!ate within this County, and that the
SAID petitioner is a daughter of said de-
ceased, and praying that ad,ninistrat ton
granted:
It is ordered, that said petition be heard
before tue Judge of this Court, on
the Ind day of March A. D. 1905,
at ~ O'Clock. A. NJ, at the Probate office
~ the Court housein the City Of New Ulnl
in said County.
ordered further. that notice thereof be
sivea TO the heirs of said deceased. and to
al ersons interested, by publishing a
copy OF this order once in each week for
three successive weeks prior to SAID day OF
nearing, in the New Ulul Review a weekly
newspaper printed and published at New
Gin, in said County.
Dated at New UInl, Mimi the 9Th day
OF February A. d. 1906
By the Court
S. A. GEORGE,
90 lSealJ Judge of Probate
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Hops In ENGLAND.

The English were taught the uses OF
hops by native Artois, who intro
duced them into England in 1924. They
met with some hostility, for physicians
represented them as unwholesome, and
parliament was petitioned against them
as wicked weed In 1923 their use
was prohibited under severe penalties.
Henry VIII appears to have been pref
udiced against hops, for in manu-
script, dated Ethan, January, 1880, oc-
ours an injunction to his brewer not to
put hops or birthstone into the ale.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14

On every Tuesday until Decembe
the Minneapolis & ST. Louis r. r.
will sell Homeseekers' round trip
tickets to points in Iowa. Minnesota,
South and North Dakota, and the
Canadian Northwest, at one fare plus
two dollars. Tickets limited twenty
one days and stop-overs allowed. For
rates and particulars call on agents,
or address, A. B. Cuts, g. p. & T. A. :,
Minneapolis. MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
The Living.

Sis-Why did you throw up your sit
uation, Ernest? Brother-Because I
am going to get married Sis-But
what will you live on-love? Brother
Oh, no! We are going to live on my,
loves father.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
SIZE OF A THUNDERBoLT.

GeoIoRists Have System by Which
Such Measures Are Taken.
'sDid you ever see the diameter Of a
lightning flash measured?' asked a
geologist. .'Well, here is the case which
once inclosed flash of lightning, fitted
it exactly, so that you can see how big
it was. This is called .fulgarite,' or
lightning hole and the material it is
made of is glass
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
THE AGILE TIGER.
He Is "shod With Silence and Is a.
~, Quick as Lightning

" Quick as Lightning.
4 Most wild animals are specialists
that is to say, they are highly develop
ed in one particular direction. The
tiger is great as a stalker. His feet
seem to be ''shod With silence" r. II.
Elliot, for many years a resident of
India. cited an experience of one of his
neighbors illustrative of this point.
He had been much annoyed by tigers
and at last tied bullock out in clear
ing and took up his own position in a
tree to wait till the tiger should come
after the bait. The ground was COW
cred with dried leaves, which in hot
weather are so brittle that even the
walking of a bird over them can be
heard for a good distance.
In no very long time a laSge TIGER
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14

Then instantly the bullock charged
The tiger eluded him and in moment
more had his paws on the bullock's
neck ready to drag him down. Then,
like flash, he caught sight of the
rope by which the bullock was tied
and turned and sprang into the forest,
all so quickly that the man in the tree
had no opportunity to fire.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14

signs. advertise and distribute samples.
Salary s1S weekly, So per day for ex-
penses. State age and present en-
ployment. IDEAL SHEAR CO., 81
Randolph ST., Chicago 20
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Very Low Rates to Nashville, Tenn.

Via the North Western Line, for tie
kets to be sold Feb. %, % and 81, with
favorable return limits, on account Of
Quadrennial Convention Student Vol
unteer Movement for Foreign Missions.
Choice of routes from Chicago. Apply
to agents Chicago & North Western
R'y. W. B. KNIsKERN, p. T. M.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Settlers Rates to Minnesota, Dakota and Canada.

On every Tuesday during NJ arch and
April the Minneapolis & ST. Louis r.
r., will place on sale special second
class settlers tickets at extremely low
rates for benefit of settlers to the
Northwest. Call on agents for rates,
or address A. B. Cults, G. p. 4 T. A.,
Minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Order for Hearing and Notice of Application
for Appointment of Administrator.

STATE OF MINNESOTA,
COUNTY OF BROWN,
In Probate Court,
Special Term, Feb. 10TH 1906.
In the matter of the estate of Edward
G. Neunlann deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of
Minnie Enge1bert of New Ul1n Mimi. rep
resenting among other things: that Ed
ward q. Neumann late of New Tim, Mimi,
on the 9th day Of January A. d. 1906, at
New Ulm, Mimi, died intestate. and be-
ing resident of this County, at the time
of his death, leaving goods, chattels and
estate within this County, and that the
said petitioner is daughter of said de-
ceased, and praying that administration
of said estate be to Minnie Engelbert
granted:
1t is ordered, that said petition be heard
before the Judge of this Court, on Friday
the 18th day of March A. D. 1906, at 10
O'Clock, a. NJ, at the office of the Judge of
Probate in the city of New U1nl, in said
county.
Ordered Further, that notice thereof be
given to the heirs of said deceased. and to
all persons interested, by publishing I,
copy of this order once in each week for
three successive weeks prior to said day
of hearing, in the New Ulm Review a
weekly newspaper printed and published
at New U1m in said County.
Dated at New Ulrn, MIMI. the 10th day
of February A. ID. 1906.
By the Court,
tSeal.) S. A. GEORGE,
10 Judge of Probate
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Many Children are sickly.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren; , used by Mother Gray: nurse in
Children's Home, New York, Break up
Colds in "a hours. cure Feverishness,
headache, Stomach Troubles, Teething
Disorders, and Destroy Worms. At ali
druggists. Csc. Sample mailed tree. Adj
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, NY. 40
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Why Buy McClure's?

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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-02-14
Textures Magazine

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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-04-13

60, nun mars setban; aber Gill
bate fein frobes @efiibl babel, bate
fie iid bod nit fremoen 6eoern se,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
The Archaic Cat.

Japhet looked ont Of the window
and yawned. "Water, water, every
where,' he remarked, according to
Lippincott's. II say, Ham: do you
suppose eats can swim?'
Don't know, m sure. Let s wake
Shem and then Ell find out
"We'd better tie string round
her neck" suggested Shem; "then if
she can't swim, We can pull her in. y
So they caught the cat, tied on a
string, and dropped her from the win
dow. ''She can! she can!" they
shouted; but just then the dinner bell
rang. "Plum Duff they cried as
with one voice, and tumbled down
the stairs.
! At first the eat rather enjoyed her
adventure and swan along merrily
enough; the sun had begun to shine
by this time, the air was delightfully."-
fresh after the stufy ark, and the
connecting string helped her more
than she realized. But a sudden gust
Of wind made the ark lurch violently,
the string snapped, and the por cat
found herself being left slowly astern.
She called for help as loudly as she
could, for it took all her strength to
swim, and the giraffe, who was Of a
benevolent nature, finally noticed her
cries.
"Me thinks" said he, "I hear a fel-
low being in distress.''
"Oh, don't you care,'' said the rat
with a wicked grin. ats only that
old cat. She's always sitting on the
roof to sing.''
But the kind-healted giraffe looked
out of the window. Spying poor Mrs.
Cat, he stretched his long neck to its
utmost and finally succeeded in pull
ing her in.
She Tapped her wet fur disconso-
lately. ''More than enough is too
much,' she said, and her descendants
hate water to this very day.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Nothing Like Tact.

A correspondent sends an anecdote
of man in Midland town. A friend
of his was lying i'll, and he went to see
him to cheer him up. 'FYou look un-
common bad, Joe,' he said. eyes, y
said the sufferer. "Made your will?''
inquired the consoler, "because ]
should, if I were you.' There was an
awkward pause, during which the Wis
itor left. A moment later be returned.
II say, Joe,' he observed, "yours is
awkward stairs to get coffin down
Goodbye. Joe, goodbye. - London
Globe.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Never Tried a Case.

John H. Eldeman has been a justice
of the peace in Jefferson township,
Henry county, Indiana for II years,
but in all that time, though many cas-
es have been before him, he has never
tried one of them. When a dispute
arises between citizens, no matter
what it may be, he always manages to
bring about a compromise. "There's
no money in that for me, says JUS
tice Edleman, "but it saves noney
for my neighbors, and I generally
manage to send the contending parties
away in good humor" He recently
attracted some attention by offering
to perform marriage ceremonies for
so cents each and provide wedding
supper or breakfast for the couple.
Edleman, who is 70 years old, calls
his farm the "Garden of Eden.'
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16

Explorer-But have you had any
experience that would tend to fit you
for the hardships Of an Artic expedi-
tion2
Would -be-Member Of Party-Have
I? Why, I lived two winters in an
apartment house where was at odds
with the janitor.-Judge.
''Mercy, what a crush!" exclaimed
fair, but fat strap-hanger on a
Wade Park car last night. "I've had
to stand on one foot for eight
blocks"
''I'm we'll aware Of that, madam, -
put in her neighboring victim, "but
I wish you hadn't picked out my foot
as the one. Cleveland Leader.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Dear Mother.

"While out strolling last evening, Z"
says a reporter, II passed a house
from which emanated the inspiring
strains Of music from a piano and
the throat of a charming young Ia
dy." The only words the reporter
caught from the song were something
about "dear mother.'' Passing on
and turning down a side street the
reporter saw through the kitchen
window the dear mother with her
arms buried almost to the elbow in a
pan of dough, the sweat streaming
down her wrinkled face and the hot
range enveloping her. She vas sing
ing: "We'n Work Till Jesus Comes. .
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
New Town Will Be Unique.

A new town laid out in southern In
diana, Dubois county, bids fair to for
ever occupy unique position, as one
Of the conditions to property owner
ship is that no intoxicants shall ever
be sold within its confines. The place
is called Cuzzo and is Is miles from
French Lick Spring. Every deed issu-
ed contains a clause that if whiskey
is sold directly or indirectly in the
premises the land shall revert to its
original owner or his heirs.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Consistency.

Wilmarth sighed. ''Poor Boggs, he
said. "You remember hi,n9 You re-
member how he used to rant and rave
over the dishonesty in our high
places, the corruption in our politics
and the erookedness Of our financiers,
and how, finally, declaring this to be
no country for an upright man to live
in, be emigrated to AustraliaG'
'Yes, remember"
"Wen, he has been killed.
"How did it happens"
HE got into a gun fight with a
sheep herder who made SIZE slurring
remark about the laSness Of Ameri-
can norsis, ''-Nev York Press.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
A Pertinent Question.

Chicago Inter-Ocean.
President Frank J. Hearne, Of the
Colorado Fuel and Iron company, OF
Denver, tells this story Of the late
Joshua Gentry, at one time president
of the Hannibal and St. Joseph rail
way, which is now part Of the Bur-
lington system.
Gentry was fond Of going over the
lines Of his railroad in old and rath-
er shabby clothes. At a junction
station one day he climbed into the
cab of one of his locomotives while
the engineer was oiling. When the
engineer returned to the cab Presi-
dent Gentry pointed to the steam
gauge which stood at l6O and asked
els that all the steam you carry?''
"Why," said the engineer, "that's
the second time around.'
The man in shabby clothes asked
several other questions which seemed
foolish to the man behind the throt-
tie and finally the engineer turned on
him.
"Who are you anyway?"
II am Joshua Gentry, president of
this railroad,' said that official with
dignity.
"Then why in thunder don't you
wear good clothes, so one would
know you?"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Fur Toaue a Honeymoon Hint.

New York Press.
One Of Miss Roosevelt's favorite
hats in her trousseau is remarkable
tooue Of fur. "And she thinks no
one has any idea where she is going
on her honeymoon after that - ex-
claimed a clever young woman: vita
Sherlock Holmes tendencies who has
been reading a description Of Miss
Alice's furry headpiece. "Why, it's
perfectly clear. If she was going to
Palm Beach or some other Of the sum-
merish winter resorts where society
fits from year to year in the same
old chase for pleasure, what would
she be doing with that toque? No,
she's going to Canada-to Montreal,
smaybe. Furs are just as good as
straws to show which way the wind
blows.'' 4 49,,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Man aaa Wife.

The snow was falling. The day was
still and gay and cold. DR.. Parkhurst,
shaking the white flakes from his
shoulders, said:
"I have just witnessed an. instruc-
tive happenings happening that
might teach us why some marriages
DO not succeed.
"a man and his wife were walking
down back street. The man had his
hands in his pockets. The woman car
ried a basket filled with cabbage and
beets.
GA group Of boys danced like imps
on a corner. They had snowballs in
their hands. As soon as the married
couple had passed them they let drive.
''But only the woman was struck.
She got two heavy blows about the
head and face. Every SNOWFALL. some
how, missed the man.
HE looked at his wife as she
brushed the snow out of her ears, and
hair, and then he shook his fist at the
boys and shouted:
WIt's a good thing for you, you
young rascals, that you didn't hit
me.
philadelphia Record.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Grover aud Henry.
arleston Evening Post.

Charleston Evening Post.
Grover Cleveland is coming south
for his health. He ought to come to
Charleston and establish permanent
residence here, as We :;*ve before sus-
gested, but just at the moment we
shall not urge Charleston's claim, be-
cause there are possibilities that the
former president is vending toward
a meeting that would interest the
whole country and furnish theme for
an historian, a poet and An artist all
at once.
Henry Watterson is at Naples-on-
the-Gulf, which is somewhere IN
Florida, but which he wants it dis
tiactly understood is not resort. So
sweet a disposition has come to him
ia that retreat that he gives forth
-.ti-saal, -. i ---a .--~ +.ssaEs*sd'a
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Wouldn't Kiss and Tell.

1AdllSdS C1GN otdl.
During the trial Of breach OF
promise case in the circuit court al
Kirksville, Mo-. the defence under
took to show that the prosecuting
witnesses affections had not been al.
together cornered by the defendant
There was evidence that one Roy
Mailverne had, once upon a time
kissed her without a serious repri.
mand resulting. Roy; a smart look.
ing fellow Of the yeoman type, was
called in rebuttal and vigorously de,
MED the imputation. NJ. D. Camp
bell, on cross-examination, drowsily
asked the witness:
Troy, you didn't steal into the kit
chen, where Miss N. was mixing
dough, slip up behind her and kiss
her?'
"No, sir" exclaimed the witness
Indignantly.
Troy, you didn't steal into the
kitchen, where Miss NJ. was mixing
batter for fap-jacks, and kiss herg''
"No sir; I didn't
There was brief pause, during
which the examiner looked at his half
burned cigar meditatively. The au-
dience began to litter.
"Roy, you didn't steal up behind
Miss NJ. in the kitchen, where she
II tell you didn It kiss her at all, ;:
said the witness angrily.
cat nowhere and no timee" said
the lawyer, gently.
Eat nowhere and no time
There was another pause as the in,
terrogator calmly knocked the ashes
off his cigar and studied the floor.
"Roy,' he said ingratiatingly, "it
YOU had stolen into the kitchen and
kissed Miss n. when she was mixing
the things for Johnnycakes, you'd be
too much Of a gentleman to admit II
before all this crowd, wouldn't you?'
In the laughter following the milo
observation the witness failed t.
reach the significance Of the question
"Sure!' he replied exeitedly. 81
ain It no Mamie Telltale.
"That's all, Roy" said the exam
iner pleasantly; "you may run along
home now."
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-16
Rose Cleveland has q cottage here,

Rose Cleveland has q cottage here.
Grover ought to come down and try
his luck. I promise to receive him
with a deputation and never to ut
ter a syllable about the tariff. When
he is not hunting, or fishing, we can
walk the beach together, hand in
hand, and commune one with the 9th
er Of the fckleness of fortune and
public opinion, commiserate Theo-
dore Roosevelt, whose time will come,
and, looking away off toward the set
ting sun, muse upon the, infrmity OF
man and the emptiness Of his ambi-
tions. Not a word shall be said to re-
mind him Of the Star-Eyed Goddess
and how he Tilted her. She IS a mer-
maid now, and with the mermaids
cometh only by night to tread meas
ure upon the vast deep!
Has Grover heard and is he hasten
ing therefore? If Watterson and
Cleveland should strike hands under
the sunny skies Of Florida and wan
der forth to intimate converse along
the sands, interest in what the wild
waves are saying would wane and
wither.