The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-04-28

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Mother - Remember. Tommy. an
angel Is watching over YOU Tommy
AW. ma Don't be conceited. -Chica'
90 News
Don't know her. Why, she lives
in the saale square with you Yes.
buf shes not in the same circle. =
Cleveland Leader.
Mr. StopIate-That song always
moves me. Miss Tersleep-lt I'd
known that III have sung it an hour
ago.-CleveIand Leader.
i've seen fellers," said Uncle Jerry
Peeh!es. 50 turrihly bent on settin
into good society, b'gosh, that they
Went broke, Chicago Tribune
Downron-What's happened to Blif-
fers? He goes round in rags. Upton
He has stopped renting and gone
TO bu!lline.-New York Weekly.
DO you think time is money!" said
Bitfson. Cant be-" replied Bangs;
Trey say there's no end 10 time
an! In broke. Detroit Free Press.
What vii be your chief aim now
YOU are in Congress? asked the inter-
viewer. To stay here" answered the
lacoHie young Washing
ton Star.
Dootor-Pe!haps the child has cold,
Did yeH have aim ont today? Mother
Only 70 his srandmother's. Doctor
Al, overfed, that's all-PAiladel-
phia Ledger.
Poverty teaches lessons to folks"
said BillviIle philosopher, but when
| see him coming its then | decide
that don't need any education. -
Atlanta Constitution.
You say he is financial wreck.
Then why is it that he appears so
happy We'll, | guess his credits
50 poor that he can't even borrow
trouble. "-Cleveland Leader
Nerchant-I thought you told me he
was man of very good character.
Quible-You must have misunderstood
me. | said he was a man of good
putati0n.-Philadelph Ledger
She-Where will we stop for dim
ner. dear, if We go out in the automo-
bile He-Oh, we had better take our
diIuer along. and Wen eat wherever
We happen TO stop.-Yonkers States
man.
Who is the most successful woman
writer of felton," asked the teacher of
literature And without hesitation the
boy whose father is a banker answer
It: Mrs. Chadwick" Washington
star.
Put, my dear sir" protested the
political evangelist, you are standing
in Your own light" That's all right"
rejoined he Of the hardened heart Il
pay my own gas bill. Chicago Daily
News
Why do you call this your cozy
corner?" asked the caller Because"
said the occupant of the snug little
fiat. once a day dear little ray of
sunshine strikes that corner''-Chica-
90 Tribune.
Have You made any especial study
Of political economy" Not yet
dISN tltu otIdtOI DuL IL
the corporations hold out in their
resolutions not to contribute to cam
paign funds suppose I'll have to-
Washington Star.
This article says that a person
rescued from drowning should be
turned face downward and vigorously
treated with hot applications.
That's just the way Johnny's mother
reats him when he has been swim
ming Houston Post.
Grayce-Mr. Bliggins tells me that
le is interested in settlement work.
thought it quite noble of him.
not so noble as you
night think. His particular branch
If settlement work is bill-colecting.
philadelphia Bulletin
Cholly Nitwit-D'ye know, Miss Cut
er. though I've only met you, there
eems to be a-er-sOrt of intellectu-
Il sympathy between us. You know
ust how to appeal to my tastes, you
now Are you literary woman
DOLLY Cutter-No, I'm kindergarten
eacher.-Cleveland Leader
1t was just at sunsettins that two
title reighbors were exchanging con.
dences. My mamma has begun
ew story today" said Elsie she
as written twenty sheets" Martha
rev herself UP proudly. My mamma
as hemmed ten" she declared ant
he says they'll last. "-Judge