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St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25
He dot.a Fig.

A mans corpse was delivered to Will
liam Archer, Of Cromwell. Ind, who
went to the express ohice to get q
prize pig which he had purchased.
Archer refused to accept the coffin,
and inquiry developed that the labels
on the pigs box and the comm had
become exchanged. Archer got his pig
on the next train, and It is presumed
that the corpse was delivered at the
proper place.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25

M. Combanaire, the French explorer.
recently was lost, in. the forests OF
Cambodia. He got separated from MS
party and wandered through the SOIL
tude for eight days without any otnei
nourishment than the water he coulo
get from the marshes In the jungle.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25

In the course of conversation one
must change the solid gold of ones
thoughts into countless pieces of such
small coin that one invariably ap-
pears poor.-Carmen Sylvia.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25
Chicken Patties.

Chop meat of cold chicken coarse.
" and season well. Make large cup
Of drawn butter, and while on fre
stir in two eggs, boiled hard. minced
very fine, also little chopped pars-
ley, then chicken meat. Let almost
boil. Have ready some patty shells
of good paste. baked quickly to light
brown. Fiji with mixture and set in
oven to heat Arrange upon dish and
serve hot.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25
Potted Flowers on the Table.

a. Potte0 Flowers on the xaDlo.
It is told that Helen Gould does
not favor cut flowers for table deco
rations, but prefers flowers growing
in pots, that stand erect in their own
earth, stately, fresh and fragrant, says
q writer in the Farmers Voice.
Roses growing in small pots, and the
baby primrose are among her favorite
decorations. In her dining:room she
has large screen completely covered
with the dark, glossy foliage Of the
English ivy.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25
corn's Wonderful Produetlven

corn's Wonderful Productiveness.
Under favorable conditions a single
kernel of maize or corn may increase
to a million kernels in two years.
Many of the lower forms of animal
life are capable OF multiplying much
faster than that astonishing rate, but
the necessary conditions-esp especially
freedom from the attacks of destruc.
tive enemies-seldom, II ever, exist.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25
cyanne, volunteered to accompany

Cyanne, volunteered to accompany
him.
After many parting councils Strain
sadly left the main body on February
13. Occasionally a bird or an iguana
was shot and furnished a modicum OF
food for the famished nen. Lombard,
Harrison and Castillo failed entirely
on the twenty-eighth day. Holmes.
who had lost his boot, had a wounded
foot that was becoming gangrenous.
Some buzzards, turkey and a pee
cary were shot, but there was no
marching until the thirty-ssventh day
and then only for half a mile.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25
Whether seif-sup-

Whether seif-sup-
port destroys womanli-
ness depends partly On
the occupation. A true
woman can keep her
womanliness even in the
most trying profession,
one that involves con-
slant publicity and ex-
nosure to. temDtatiOn.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25
Eavorites.

"You say that Mr.. Boobies is a mu.
sician?" 5
eyes," answered the man who
makes puns. sss
what are his favorite instru
ments?" 5sssg
''The loot and the Tyre" 5r-
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-08-25

Soda Instead of Soap.
II soda is used in dishwatsr. no soap
II needed.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
LIE FIRST AUTOMOBILE.

S. Vas Nindr In I:fT:s and WINS " OrS-
81 hN CUi!cG spring.
"'r'r ar<t AUTOMOBILES" said the
.hourrr-Ir. was made by johann IIau'
stack Of NUrrmbrrE in 1872. Its ma
i've power was neither OIL steam nor
'lrclr.city. but coilcd spring.
The first steam automobile was built
Fr;uceSJy Cugnot in 1870. 1t is still
, he seen. II is one OF the star exhlb-
Is OF the COnServatoire des Arts ct
Meters in Paris Steam carriages mod
led after it were built by William
lurInrh. James Watt. Nathan Read
md Richard Trcvethick. These are.
most of them, in museums in London
IN: Birmingham.
Several steam carriages piled for
lirc on the streets of London ut the
IcGlanInG OF the nineteenth century,
Dut they were so slow, noisy and heavy
hat The people did not take TO them.
''The first modern automobile was
ou:lt by Amldcc Bollec in 1873. Bo,lcc
exhibited his car IN Vienna and in
Paris, and other men. as is always the
.ase. devised Improvements on It, 4Au-
.omobiles. by about 1890, began to np-
pcar In the Jokes Of the day. They had
aiken their place But it was not until
The annual cup races began in France
n 1894 that the automobile became
'eally popular NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Or
cans Times Democrat.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
AMUSEiMlEIIs
.4AIonr f5e ISennelDec.r

The next big attraction to be seen
in this city is that sterling New
England play. Along the Kenne-
bee" which yilI be given in all its
entirety, wealth OF rural scenery, the
great quarry scene with its working
drills and real steam engine at the
Grand Saturday matinee and night.
Dec. 8. The company is one Of the
best travelling and numbers many
well known players. including some
clever speciality artists The char
acters are all unique in originality
and there are several types entirely
new to the stage. In all the play In
its entirety will compare favorably
with the best of New England plays.
such as "old Homestead, County
Fair' and shore Acres" The
comedy duel scene in the third act is
very funny and is said to surpiss the
duel scene in Joseph JET
ferson's play of The Rivals" The
carry a hne band and or
chestra.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
BEATEN BY \ HAIR.
rInEnibnI HamIIn-s FIrst Try For the
United states senate

riuI:nibnI HAmIIn's FirHt Try For the
United states senate
When Hannibal Hamlin was speaker
If the Maine house OF represe ntatives,
away back in the forties of the last
.ep: nIy. there was in that body GER
t.nu gentleman Of faultless attire,
pleasing manners. good address and
,ou.c reputation, but he had one fOible
liz; hair was very thin, and he was
heh..- sensitive in regard to it
TO hide his approaching badness he
nld u habit of carefully stroking with
imudoIine or other preparation each
particular hair in its place. One day
while in the chair as speaker Mr.. Ham
lin, liz the innocence of good and
Joke loving nature. sent for this gen.
;lemun and. looking fxedly at his
smooth and polished pate, said with
,.hucl:ie:
Blank. old fellow, just wanted to
:ell you that you've got one of the
hairs of your head crossed over the
ptherF'
You insult me, sir! You insult met"
replied Ill" member. with uneX .ected
md alto -ether unnecessary indiSna-
ton. aud then. refusing t. listen either
- reason or explanation: be left the
<pc;!i,er's desk and returned to his seat
Wien Mr.. Ha,nIIn became candi-
late FOR the tinted STATES senate this
sca:'r nan was II uIemier Of !he upper
.Ilusr of tile Maine Ic il":u="- Al
,ho' :, = member OF the SAN" party
md Only one more vote was needed TO
ccsrc Mr. Hnmlin's election he posi-
i,rly r,.fuSe. to vote for the man by
vii 30 he. lp,... eyed he had been III suited.
!, -'-s., defeated for - seHt in the
.,nr-n by - htl.. but when the next
.,,.. .r,.v occurred hr was elected
.,.Wr. OF Twcrvc II u+trious Men"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
IRIS YouR KIDS EiHs.
Don't Mistake the Cause o9 Your
TroubIes-A ClarksBurg Citizen
shows How to Cure Them.

Many people never suspect their
.s3dneys. II suffering from a lame.
weak or aching back they think that
u is only a muscular weakness; when
.rInary trouble sets in they think 1t
will soon correct itself, And SO It
IS with all the other symptoms OF
kidney disorders. That is just where
he danger lies. You must cure these
.roubles or they lead to diabetes or
rights disease. The best remedy
use is Doan's Kidney Pills 1t
ures all Ills which are caused by
eak or diseased kidneys Clarks-
arg people testify to permanent
cures.
Mrs. Wesley Davis. wife of Wesley
wis. school teacher. residence SIT
:. Pike street, says: NY son,
Dung man of % years of age. com
.ained a great deal at times OF
ameness and soreness In his back
moving that such annoyances were
pt TO grow complicated II not at
ended TO he was Induced to use
ioan's Kidney Pills and procured
nem at Wells & lawmakers drug
tore From the beneficial results
= received SO quickly there is no
oubt but the remedy can be de-
snded upon for backache or kidney
omplaint in any FORM"
For sale by all dealers Price so
.nts. FOsrer-Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
Sew York, sole agents for the United
States.
kelnember the name-Doan's-
nd take no other
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

Fish is a sign of good omen IL
Bcl=nl. when the bride comes with the
yriCc=rOOm for the first time In the
Iouse of the latter. the former has to
.atch hold OF fish in a certain wei.
,onIe ceremony. in prospect, perhaps,
Of II generation as fruitful rs that of
asl While entering new house for
the first time the lady Is to take hold
Of II fish. probably for the same reu'
son. Whatever may be the reason for
regarding the handling of fish as Huspi,
rious, 1t IS Indisputable that over Il
large pnrt of northern India the wa
IT, vegetable las II Is called by hig
rast- unJ'bis. who eat 1t in spite Of
itS being considered forbidden food for
Brahman, Khutris and BnDiynsl Is
tukeu to assure good luck The writer
II this was hnstening to Nepnl to see
sister who was dangerously Ill. re
Patna. who offered to accompany him
10 his destination, being moved to pitt
IN hearing Of his errand. When cross
Pnlezn Clint big hIlsa fish fell Mt his
feet on the deck of the steamer as II
hurled by IN unseen hand. Perhaps
had been struck by the stern wheel
ma thrown up over the bulwHrk- The
Nepnlese friend jumped up In great
excitement, eXclaimIng: Here Is
Sign from heaven-tie happiest omen
for you, my Ind. You will hnd your
sister out of danger" All Glasses In
Ecpal share the superstition OF the
BengaIis In regard to hsh.-Lahore
Tribune.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

The management of the opera
house wish to call special attention
TO the engagement of Chester De-
5onde and his big stock company at
lat house all next week, opening
onday. Dec. 10. in sumptuous
,rfornsnce OF the i've act comedy
rama. The Bond of Honor" This
? the first appearance of this ster-
ing young actor in Clarksburg and
!, looking him the management of
the theatre is to be Congratulated
: Icing able to secure this attrac-
~ as IT is the most notable roper
w. organization. and will he
,ear 70 the local theatregoers. An
'eE nj list OF plays. al written by
.. DeVonde. will be presented ana
le company corries all the scenery
nd do not depend on the theatre
or any. The acting company is one
If superior excellence and pleasing
is introduced between the
lcts. Square deal in prices, 10, 20.
. 6 nd few at 50 cents.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

The relief of coughs and colds
trough laxative influence. original
with Bees Laxative Cough Syrup
.onta1ning Honey and Tar. cough
., rup containing no opiates or poi
.cns. which is extensively sold. Sc
are a bottle at once, obtain a guar
ntec coupon. and If not fully salts
Il VT results. your moueS will 10
~iunded Sold by F. c. Bland
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

where New England Ea Pr"-eminent.
From the standpoint of mental eth
noloSy New England Is as different
from the rest Of the United States as
Brittany or Provence from the rest of
France. Piedmont from the rest of It
ally. Bavaria from the rest OF Ger
many. Those features the existence of
which can be scientifically proved and
the extent of which can be readily
measured are high birth rate OF gen
ius. a passion for reading, high di-
vorce rate. low natHlity. "A high death
rate from diseases OF the nervous syS-
tenn. The correlation between some
of these traits is obvious. Between
others 1t Is obscure. But we must r.
member that mental ethnology IL a
science born yesterday. To-day it gath
ers facts. Tomorrow Il viii compare
these and from them derive laws
Gustave AIiehaud in Putnan's Month
y.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

n taken at the sneeze stage Pre-
vrntics-n toothsome candy tablet
viii surely and quickly check an ap-
preaching cold or lagrippe. When
Won first catch COLOR feel It COM
ing ou-take DR.. Shops Preventics.
md the prompt eject will certainly
surprise and please you. Preventics
surely supply the proverbial ''ounce
NJ prevention" Sold in cent and
IS cent boxes by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

When you have a cough or cold
10 not ask some one what is good
Ter it. as there is danger In takinE
zome unknown preparation. FoIey'e
Honey and Tar cures coughs, colds
md prevents pneumonia. The gen
uine Sc in yellow package. Refus"
rubsritu-es sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

Manzan Pile Remedy put up in
convenient, collapsible tubes with
.ozzle attachment so that the rem
Iy may be applied at the very seat
4 the trouble, thus relieving almost
instantly bleeding, itching or pro-
ed or money refunded. Frank G..
Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

Millions of bottles of Foley's
Honey and Tar have been sold with
out any person ever having exper-
fenced any other than beneficial re-
suits from its use for coughs. colds
and lung troubles. This ID because
the genuine Foley'S Honey and Tar
in the yellow package contains NO
oplates. or other. harmful drugs.
Guard your health by refusing any
but the genuine. StuFm = WflSon-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

Bees Laxative Cough Syrup con-
aiming Honey and Tar is especially
appropriate for-children. no opiates
poisons of any character, con-
orms 10 the conditions of the Ma
ionai Pure Food and Drug Law.
iune 80, 1906. For Group. whoop-
ng cough, etc. It expels coughs and
.olds by gently moving the bowels
Guaranteed. Sold by F. G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
Pubic speaIrer Interrupted.

Public speakers are frequently I'm
corrupted BY people coughing This
would not happen i6 Eoley's Honey
and Tar were taken, &c II cures
coughs and colds and prevents fDnet+
monia md eon1umption. me gen
ulno contains no cpiatel and = IN Q
Willow paekage. Sold ~ Gturm q
.G - W.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

Your money refunded If after us
ing three-fourths CD OF tube Of
ManZan, you are dissatisfied. Re
turn the, balance of the tube to your
druggist and your money Will be
cheerfully returned. Take ndvant-
age of this offer. Frank G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

T.neuIes" tuou-alcohollcJ made
rom resin from our pine forests.
used for hundreds of years for blad-
Ter and kidney diseases. Medicine
or thirty days, s1.OO. Guaranteed
% give satisfaction or money refund
ID Get our guarantee coupon from
Crank G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

Two Gays treatment free. Ring's
Dyspepsia Tablets for impaired d.
gestion. impure breath. perfect as
OF food: Increased appe-
tIte. Do not fan TO avan yourself
OF the above oReF. sold ~ Frank
G. Riana.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

IIenDedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
;rtves out the cold and stops the
,"I.-h Contains Honey and Tar
rec from any opiates. Conforms IN
~ NarionaI Pure Food and Drug
.aw Pleasant to take. Sold by
stone q Mercer
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Dade's Little Liver Pills thorough
Iy clean the system. good for lazy
livers, makes clear complications,
bright eyes and happy thoughts.
Sold by Frank G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

Pine salve Carbolized, acts like
,ouIt!ce; highly antiseptic. extensive
" used for eczema. for chapped
lands and lips, cuts, burns. Sold by
Frank G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

Schedule efrective Nov Is. 1903
oHARE8BUD0, ". VA
Daily. Il Daily except Sunday.
rAm 14 S@9aa ZzA GslX;
l,STiSnd, WaShingto1, 1alt4moEo,
PhI1adOlphIs ana Now HoEEs Depart
S8:62 am, 1886 pm. sg:Sb Pm -.
Arrive 1883 am. 1855 q Hl-' $3.50
GESfton Accom-, Depart '1O:SO an,
x7:o7 pm. Arrive "7;2S AM xS;sb
p'i-''i aESiH I.III1s, WEsTB0UND.
ParkoFIbTrR, Cinc1nnAt1, Lou41vd4lO and
ST. Louis, Depart S12;6s an. 1855
S5:S5 pm, ss:S5 pm.
PnTlroF8burF Accom-, Depart, S9:38 1si1.i
1925 pm. Arrive. "10:a0 a-n1.s S1:Ot
p IN M; Va 8 FRf iI..ls 1Jo8EDoUuD.
x6:i5 4 m, 1000 .. m. Arrive x8:lo
pm. EIl:0b pm.
E,Siraant and lE0EgautoW1S papaFt
xB:15 q m, x1O:SO am, x9:OU pm,
ET:OB p. N. AFrtve. 1910 a-gla-s EO:1t
am. 15:I0 pm, -xI1:o6 pm.
". Va y 932sss 80, lo0G 90ala.
am. 'xssi6. PM zt:T:OB pm. Ssis-f
pePSTt % e ~ E4;4S rs Pm.
DialEBooG and GntoEmed1gt0 po9na1Y D.
paE6 1850 a.m I6s E1l:3s am Arrive
' - ~ ~ = llaAl't iFAAsA-z an
HI VI sons. 3.EHi
rev IaE1lllVlno ga ao0lill1g A.
Depart eo.1g a.lIl.. KITS pm. ARlloI
E41se9 qsoPs apto -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

For chapped and cracked hands
get Dewitt's witch Hazel salvs.
Sold by Stone & Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-12-07

SWIFT MELODY FLOUR
The Washington herald., 1906-11-19
KEENE TO RACE ABROAD.
Peter Pan and Court Dress Entered
in Derby and Oaks.

New York, Nov. 1S.-There will be an
other Keene invasion of England unless
James r. Keene changes his mind Peter
Pan, Court Dress. and four others. to be
selected. viii be shipped to England TO
race next season.
The ambition OF Keene's life. in turf af-
fairs, is to win an English Derby. Peter
Pan is entered in the Derby and Court
Dress in the Oaks. Both have several
other important engagements. Bearing
the white. blue spots" Disguise won the
Jockey Club Stakes of $1,000 Cap and
Bells captured the Oaks. If the owner
can add the greatest classic of all to his
wreath of lauTels. he viii rest satisfied.
The horses will certainly be in charge
Of an English trainer This works hard
ship on trainer like James Rowe, when
the cream of his stable is taken away and
given to another man.
With Belmonts contingent of eighteen
yearlinss at Newmarket. America will be
well represented on the English turf next
season NaDderbilts tremendous success
in France last season has given n decided
boom 20 racing abroad. and many wealthy
men are now desirods OF owning stables
abroad
The Washington herald., 1906-11-19
BETTER TEAM WON.
Michigan Admits PennSy Eleven Is
Superior to Wolverines.

Ann Arbor. Mich, Nov. 17.-In the face
of overwhelming defeat the Michigan
rooters make no attempt to deny the
superiority Of the Pennsylvania or 10
belittle the glory Of their victory. Many
of them even go so far as to say that
the result would not have been different
had Capt Curtis and Patrick been in the
lineup. The way Pennsylvania broke
through the line and ran the ends con
vinces them that Michigan was very
far from being strong enough 10 win; but
they still maintain that the Yost teams
OF the first few years after the arrival
Of the coach at Michigan would have
walk away with the Fasteners.
If we only could have played them
two years sooner" is the chief expires
sion of their regret. Nor do they con
cede that Eastern football is better than
Western. 1t is common knowledge that
all the Western teams Of this season are
ago. both because Of the strict conference
rules and because the material has not
been so good.
There is no doubt Penn had the bet
ter team, said Capt. Curtis They
couldn't have won the way they did other
wise Il is a bitter thing for as, but We
will make it warmer for them next year.
Our line this year could not compare
with that Of former seasons. There were
only three good men on il, That was
principally because We got no good fresh
men last year"
The Washington herald., 1906-11-19
JEFFRIES TO REFEREE.
Former Champion 20 Be Third Man
in O'Brfen-Burrs Bout.

]
+ James J. Jeffries. the retired heavy
weight champion of the world, has been
agreed upon by both Jack O'Brien. of
philadelphia. and Tommy Burns, of De-
troit, as referee Of their bout, which is to
decide the heavyweight championship at
Los Angeles, Cal. on Thanksgiving night.
There has been more or less wranzling
over the selection of a referee, Burns
wanting Jeffries, while OBrien held out
for George Siler. Neither was pleased
with the past work OF Charley Eaton or
Eddie Robinson, whom the club had sug-
gested, and it was after consideration
that the three parties decided upon JEFF
ries.
The former worlds champion has
proven that he is capable of passing judg-
ment on a bout. his work in the Root
Hart bout at Reno, New, in May. 1865.
being favorably. commented upon by all
He was later selected TO referee the Mel
sOn-Britt fight. but because of Billy No
lan's refusal to accept him, he did not
act
Now. with the decision of the referee
out of the way. everything is settled upon
for the fight Burns is in good shape. and
he feels sure that the people throughout
the country will consider that the contest
between O'Brien and him will 90 farther
toward settling the championship Of the
world than any bout that could have been
o Brien's victory over FitZsimmOns and
Burns disposal Of Hart makes il appear
that no two more logical candidates for
the title reliaquished by Jeffries could be
hooked up.
O'Brien has left no stone unturned in
his preparatory work, and when he is
ready 10 step into the ring he will be in
the best shape of his career. as he says
that il is the chance he has been longing
for ever since he entered the ring, of be
coming the uEdisputed champion OF the
world
The Washington herald., 1906-11-19
BASKETBALL NOTES.

RoDey. captain Of the W. L. I. team.
will be out Of the same cor some time
owing to q broken foot. Robey is a
valuable man 10 the team.
Burlngame and De Mar got in the
game tor the +. i. c. They strengthen
the team wonderfully. \ little coaching
viii put the (. \ c. up with the rest of
'em.
Shorty Hughes and Stokey Thompson
Of the Ordways. are getting in some nice
work. The Commissioners also have I
Shorty Hughes. the popular captain
and player OF the Navy baseball team Of
tie Department League
Tie team work of the Ordwavs is of
high order. If all the teams played as
clean game the sport would be mere
interesting. The Commissioners and the
Ordways clash on November 80