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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
[MU5Eene Cr0sby

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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
1 1erRanSOm-
By WILLARD MACKENZIE

it safe You might have made n rush
for me. you know" and he grinned.
80 l thought I'd put it in a hiding
place till we'd settle down to eX-
change"
There IS no will" said Jordan, with
suppressed triumph.
There Is! By all that's living,
there's a will, and it was here a min
ute-fve minutes ago" broke out
Layarick. hoarsely. Here, give me
the CANDLE" and, forgetful of his I'M
dertaking, he advanced toward it.
Jordan drew out his revolver and
pointed 1t.
Come a step nearer and l fire. said
he. You are a liar and a fool, You
have lost the will. | defy you. Put
your hands up above your head, or as
surely as there is n heaven above us
| will shoot you. Don't hesitate. My
plan is ready. l shall say you stopped
and tried to rob me. Up with your
hands or | fire"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
A Twfce-TOI6 Tale.

A Massachusetts lawyer has a notori'
ously treacherous memory for details
This failing occasionally leads hin to
garble a joke in repeating it. Recent
ly he met Il friend, who, clappins him
upon the shoulder, said enthusiasticai
ly:
well, old man, this is a fine day for
the race, isn't it?"
why, what race
"The human race" said the frlenc
and fled.
This was the first time the laWye
had ever heard this very ancient JOKE
SO he determined to get 1t on Oh III
next man he met-and he did, IN I'll
manner:
Hello, Godfrey, isn't this a fine "a
for the trot?"
"Trot-what trot?"
"By gad," stammered the lawye
"I swear there was q joke there, hW!
can: End it now !"-Lippincotts.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Treating Wrong Disease.

N.rv f4uao v,omnn coU n = tboir fomfIv
ManI Imes E0Men ~ .neir iaMny
pnysicIsnss suuerinB, ~ my inihslne
2 ron oysPepsis, anotheI rom hsara
eisease' anoLnet irom liver OF knuIey
disease, anotneI iIon neLspns ehhaus.iodI
81 pIostlA sion, anotneI Will pain nero =
ak 70 tnemseises ana tmeir easy-sedns
Anu lnuiueIenG, " 9scI.pusy uooIyi, SiLp
Arate = alstlnct diseases lor WILL ~ ~
MEN 70 ge sucn, prtsscarrioa. : Iii
pliis ano potlons. ~ sahuy eney :
Only bThRsou's causeo " soane = IL
slseaso. IL pnysi.ian, .bmoi ahhE " =
causS q Sunesihii nv IN rrh opssanff-
We UNI, tarte o,iS hottas hrt nrnbo hiy
s0Ilns Pss,eraBesa - tho ,do 4 yurnny
1919, = ri %onseonent comniications
a proper mcdIsine ~ ~ 81 ~ so,se
voI.IG Liasearphruh uuo H. n dtsaasa
Msouia nAde nai ifit an thosa distressiny
sme,ouy ga Sstitnting ,omfnrt ins
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

II think not. sir! Look here! l
sprans for 'em the moment I'd put the
candle out. Mr.. Neville. v If it hadn't
been for that | should have had my
man"
Neville groanrd.
I'd rather have that s%coundrel than
the money, Trale.' he said.
so would /, sir, almost. For I've
been wanting him badly for Il long
time past"
You wanting him?" queried Neville.
Yes" said Tralc, I've wanted Jim
Banks as badly as ever l wanted my
dinner"
Jim Banks" repeated Neville, con-
fusedly. Whom are you talking
aboutr"
The scoundrel that's just made off.
the nan who was here just now" said
Trale, staring in his turn. He was
Jim Banks. the forser, who escaped
from DartmOor.'
Neville sank down at the foot OF
the tree. and put his hand to his head;
1t was aching from the fearful strus~
gle he had had with Trale.
Jim Banks" he said. Il remem
Der. Is it possible? Why, l know this
man. Tralc. and wanted him on my
own account as badly-ah. more badly
thar you do or could ever do. THAT
villain has caused me more agony
than you can imagine. | came across
him out in Australia, and-but why do
we waste time talking here? He must
not escape and he sprnnG up.
Half a moment, sir said Trael.
hes not going to escape. Not ms
time, What l want 10 know is.
where's the will they We're talking
about? l saw the nan put it in the
hole of the tree with my own eyes,
and can't make OUT
Neville drew the will from his
pocket, just as Trale had produced
the notes.
Here it is" he said. impaticntly.
Il was up in the tree, and within
reach of it.
Trale uttered a cry of" delighted sat
isfaction.
'IlatS WDere you we've, "ao ~
sir? No wonder 1 didn't see you! No
wonder when you dropped down as II
from the skies that l took you for one
of the others! And you've got the
will! And I've got the notes. Hurrah!
MIR. Neville, this is the best nights
work I've ever done. Take care OF
that will, Mr.. Neville. There's more
in this business than you or l lei
stand yet, but if I'm not mistaken-
Come on said Neville, inpatient
". This man-Jin Banks. as you
call him! 1 must and will capture
him.
Come on" echoed TTale. Then he
and caught Neville's arm.
Mr.. Neville.!" he said. under his
breath. and in ii tone OF reluctance
and disappointment.
"Well?'
..It's-it's not only him. sir. but
.ut-there's Sir Jordan, your brother.'
(To be continued1
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Rememn.r Annire, ..r,e..

The happiest households are those
that do not let die out the sentiment
connected with various anniversaries.
Although gift-giving or recognition of
such events in a suitable way may be
out Of the question owing to the
straitened circumstances Of those
'Wr..sshiE the gates" there can yet be
Z little air of festivity when moth
sr's or fathers birthday m around,
or some wedding anniversary is to be
celebrated. An extra dish, a little
bunch Of flowers, or some special mu-
sic prepared for the occasion, will
show the kindly spirit and the loving
remembrance hat count far more
than the money value of any gift. As
the children grow up, il these festi-
walls are encouraged, they will have
much to look forward to and much
more TO remember in the years to
come when they go out to do battle
with the world and find that senti-
.ment is crushed under foot and affec-
tion IL regarded only as a side issue.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
A FORTUNATE HAPPENING.

OId Tuxn that Led Young bur-
rourhs to writing About Nature.
1t was a singular success in another
line thai led the young essaylst, Bur
roughs, who had had no special school
ing, who knew nothing of the inside
of a university, to the writing about
nature. that has since made him SO
famous. He had been a devourer OF
Emerson's essays in the days when
the great seer was pouring OUT Ills
wealth OF thought, says the Crafts
man. Burroughs, as so many others
have done. found in the first and Sec
ond series Of his essays more mental
stimulus than many a modern lad sue
ceeds in extracting from a whole uni
yersity. Emerson was his especial
teacher, and as thoughts fermented
| and seethed in his brain he thought
he was called upon to give them ut
terance. The poet, Lowell, was then
| editor Of the Atlantic, and one day
he received a manuscript from a new
contributor, which, as he read, arous-
ed his suspicious. What is this young
ster trying to foist upon me?' He I'M
mediately called for files of the vari-
Gus magazines to which Emerson had
contributed. Not content with having
his subordinateS make a careful
search, he personally went over all OF
Emerson's essays in the expectation
that he would find the original, which
this new contributor, john Burroughs
queer name-was uow trying to
palm off as his own! Vain attempt.
lnere was nothing like it. Yet 1t was
singulariy Emersonian. So he pub
lished it. No name was attached to
the article, as in those days was the
Atlantic's custom. Immediately the
critics read it they labeled it Elmer
SON" The public accepted it as Emer-
son. Even Poole IN his world-famed
index marked it Emerson, and later,
the distinguished rhetorician, Prof.
Hill of Harvard, in quoting it, cred
tied it to the sage of Concord.
Now, to have unconsciously and I'M
knowingly deceived the very elect into
the belief hat what he had written
was the product Of the most brilliant
intellect Of his country would have
upset the poise and modesty of most
young men. But not so John Bur
roushs. Immediately he decided that
he must change MS subjects and his
style in order to get rid of that EN-
erson "musk"-as he calls it. 1t wal
a delightful sop to his ability. but Al
the same time he knew it was tht
death knell of his individuality unless
he could shake it OFF aud become en-
tirely himself. So he began to write
on outdoor themes-the bees, the but
terfies. the flowers, the birds-thing.
that he had personally observed, thing.
OH which he could not or wouid no
read q line. and thus he terseiy ex
presses it: Il came to my W gait
He was Their % years of age al
for years afterward he never wrote
line that he did not studiously go owe
in order to discover and purge from !
anything that seemed to him to be tn
peculiar mark of the writer he s.
much loved. There is the secret o
: the marvellous power of John Bur
!. roughs' simple words. They arc tn
|. record Of his own observations, care
fully pondered over and put into tn
!. ! clearest English possible to him, wit
Tsgssssat determination not to cop
in method even such a master Of styl
rs wAs Emerson
49,
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
She Had a Better Test.

i've just learned a new charm to
tell whether or not a man loves you"
says the girl with the bullying pompa-
dour.
What Is itF" ask the girl with the
new diamond ring.
why, you take four or five apple
seeds and name each Of them after a
particular man and place them-the
apple seeds, I the stove, and
the first n that pops Is the n that
loves you"
"Humph!' unused the girl with the
new diamond ring. absent mindedly
twisting that piece OF jewelry about
her finger. II know a surer way than
that" -
"You doy"
yes, indeed. You take one particu-
lar man and place him on the sofa In
the parlor and sit close to him with
tho light a little low and look up to
him very attcntively, and II he doesn't
pop you know it's time to put another
! man on the sofa."-Pittsburg Dispatch.
M a4
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
TERRIBLE SCALP HUMOR.
Badly Affected with Sores and Crus
Extended Down Behind the Ears

Badly Affected with Sores and CRUSH
Extended Down Behind the Ears
Another Cure by Cuticura'
"About ten years ago my scalp pT
came badly affected with sore n ltcn,
ing humors, crusts, etc, and eAtenueu
down behind the ears. My hair came
out in places, also. 1 was grea'!
troubled; understood it was eczeni"
Tried various remedies, so called WIZ
out effect. Saw your Cuticura au'et
tisement, and got the Cutlcura hen =,
edies at once. Applied them as " -, =,
rections, etc, and after two "eeAs' :
think, Of use, was clear as a WHSLE
I have to state also that late last Ian
October and November. 1904 wa
suddenly afflicted with a a erup'ior
painful and itching pustules over u, i,
lower part of the body. l sul1eieu
dreadfully. In two months. under ''
skillful treatment Of my doctor con'
Joined with Cuticura Soap and Cua
cura Ointment, I found myself cureu
b. NJ. F. Weiss, Rosemond. ChrlSt"'
Co., Ill, Aug. 81, 1905"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
ola rlne .

n - old days We made strings Of
.calfskil Every farmer was an ex-
part
We would cut Z disk Or leather
three Or Four inches IN diameter, stick
tie point of sharp snifebiade III u
board, place the thumb nail the
rthicmess Of 4 match from II, and
quickly draw the string through the
opening. the perimeter being reduced
the thickness Of . match at every
measure Of the circumference. Pretty
work. Then the square string was
rolled Detween the sole OF the shoe
and the door till perfectly round. after
which AZ wal creased with taliow.
Auch aslace would last FOR months,
but tAadr shine so0n wears OF, giving
thsm I much worn appearance--Kan-
Ofy Journal.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

A curious member of the vese.a ~.
kingdom has been discovered IN the ~
East. It is a species of acacia WIZ.
grows to a height of about eight Zee
and when full grown closes it's leaves "
gether in curls each day at sunset hl n
curls its twigs in the form of a pis.a a.
After the tree has settled itself IN .na
way for a nights sleep, like most seep !,
ers, it objects to being disturbed; -
touched it will lutter as if agitated aus
impatient Mt the interruption of Its siuH
hars.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Youngest Organist.

The youngest professional organs
in the world is Kathleen Mills, WI
presides over the great organ In ~
Catholic church at Ongar, Essex, En-
The regular organist falling Ill, lita
Miss Mills took her place and playa
for several Sundays with such Skill
the instrument that all the peopI
were astonished when they found on
that a child of II years was presldln
oyer the keys and stops.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars ReWatu nrei
any case of Catarrh than cannot be cur
by Halls Catarrh Cure. n
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo -
We. the undersigned. have known L;"
Cheney for the last 10 years, and Denms,s
him perfectly honorable in all ous asrry
transactions and financially able TO ea''
out any obligations made by his firm:
WALDING, KINNAN & MARIlN'o
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, E III,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter ncnns
acting directly upon the blood ana nus ..nt
surfaces OF the system. Testimonials sci I'll
free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold py -
TAKE Hairs Family pills fcs constipation
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

Miss Dash-You used to be so dread
fully troubled with drowsiness. Have
you ever got yer 1t?
Mrs. Rash-Yes, unfortunately. The
wall paper our landlord has put on
my bed room keeps me awake nights.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

AJAX Yonr Dealer for Aliens Foot Ease
a powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
che feet. Cures Corua, Buntons. Swollen.
.eore, Hot, Gallons. Aching. Sweating feet
saAA Ingrowing Naila- Aliens Foot-Ease
I nakea neW or tight shoes easy. Sold by all
DrugHssts and Shoe 6toreat 25c- Sample
aaifSl FREE Address Anen 8. Oimsted,
Ii Reg, \. I.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
DlenfX of Room.

P1enIy UT o
A visiting bishop in Washington was
arguing with a senator on the ueslra-
bility of attending church. At last he
put the question squarely.
what is your personal reason for
not attendingT
The senator smiled in a no offense-
intended way, as he replied:
1.-The fact Is one finds so many
.hypocrites there
Returning the smile, the bishop SAID:
Don't let that keep you away, SEN
ator. There's always room for another
one,"-Phiiadelphia Ledger.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Hardened.

Exnlorer-But Ia you had any ca
variance that would tend to ut you lor
h,rdsh,ns of an arctic expedition!
Would-Be Member of Party-ha'e
|? Why, l lived two winters III an
,nartment house where | was at odus
with the junitOr.-Judge.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

Jack-Miss Peachly Is a silent belle.
Tom-What's the answer?
Jack-I kissed her the other night
and she never tolled.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
As Amended.

Kind Lady-Poor man., are you real
" anxious to earn a good dinner?
Truthful Thomas-1'm more anxious
fer de dinner dan 1 am t earn it,
ma'am.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
wenther and Crime.

"Ever notice that there is less high
a robbery when the sidewalks are
covered with snow and ice?"
"No. Any reason for it!'
eyes. It's all the footpads can do
to hold themselves up."-Judge.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
GettinR Even.

"Your dentist has sent you an aw-
fully big bill ~
Eyes, it SENS he's an expert in tel
epathy, and he read all the names l
was mentally calling him whenever he
atruck a nerve"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
An I'm One Mint.

81 see by the paper that a scientist
has discovered that a cat can make $40
different sounds"
~well, well, I suppose be Just sat mp
m night and counted 'em."-Philadsl-
phia Press.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Nil Nisi BOnum.

Fred-Do you believe In palmistry?
George believe that it does some
good, as it makes people wash their
hands before they have them read
Illustrated Bits.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Somewhat Different.

Il say, old man." said Joshem, "did
you ever see a c~akewalk?'
NO. replied soberleigh, "but I've
seen a cheese that might have walked
If the cage door had been left OPEN"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

The Crocodile-Why have you got Il
knot in your handkerchief?
The Monkey-To remind me about
some ]cocoanuts for tea.
The Crocodile-And what on earth
are you doing with a knot IN your ta'i
as we'll?
The Monkey-In case l lose my
handkerChief.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Genuine Article.

Wedderly-There goes a man who
has made thousands of people happy.
Singleton-A ph~ilanthropist, eh?
Wedderly-Yes. He has granted
more divorces than any other Judge
on the bench.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Hopsewtyes sc blame.

NJ Anna Barrows, In 4 recent lee
,turs q CAautauQua. gives another rea-
. Why girls should study domestic
science. She says In the matter Of
yurs fsod 4 a the ignorance Of the
eonsuner rather than the duplicity of
.tAs peoducer that IN to blame for the
strouhle We are having, and hence adj
vises women to study for themselves
% thsy win know when an article II
spurA -
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Excusab1e.

Editor-I cannot tolerate such spell
ing as this. You have here the word
suburban, spelled "~sub-bourbon."
New Writer-Yes; u haven't you
noticed the scene Of the plot is laid in
Kentucky?-Judge.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Explained.

Say, papa queried the sweet s'rt
graduate, what is you definition Oh
the term .womanly woman'?'
"A womanly woman replled 'ho
old man. lis one who Is capable Oh
manufacturing a pie like your grand
mother used to turn out.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
In the Right Direction.

after all, don't you think the graft
ers are the ones that get along"
"Well, yes Just now a good many
of them seem to be getting along pref
ty we'll toward the penitentiaryv"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

No Of the farms In Denmark are
sfren 8 70 % acres, and are owned by
The ~peasantry. About half of the land
il IN oaea, hay, pasture and root crops
Ter tAa horses, milch COWS and sheep.
In prsportion to her siEe, Denmark has
nore cattle than any other country in
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

Nettie-Well, I hope I'll get a hus-
band who is easily pleased.
Elsie-Don't worry, dear; If you
ever marry that's the kind you'll get.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Tricky

Keep yoh eye on de man dats al
lus braggin' bout his own honesty,
said Uncle Eben. "Mebbe, he's k
one O. desc yere magician folks dat
makes sech a fuss shown you dey ain
got nothln' up dere sleeves, but allus
does de trick jes' de same.'-Wash-
ington Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
1 CURE FOR DEBILITY


sN y0e the VVO0We Alti08
aF1 0loo1loos.
WhsatA ~ hodyi u weak and the blood
thin u u sometimes difncult to find the
scnsesunlsss : wAsting Illness has pre-
cedsa. u the sufferer happens to be q
airl oastAo vorgs Of wonanhood.
oAocnro influences, something nm
hsalGAfasl II ons's surroundings " work,
may ~ % s slow impoverishment Of
the blocd and an enfeeblsment Of the
whsao body- When : serious stage has
49, reachedsthere ssema to be nothing
knns viii account for il.
II. q. = NLegg. Of Upton, W. Va,
has lound = successful method Of treat
Sine woakness and bloodlessness. He
81 used d.. Williams' Pink T fer
rweekneeu cAusod by : lingering III ...ayisl
f1eyer. that began IN tho spring of 1895.
the worst effects Of this were indiges-
s&iou md . bad stAts a. my blood. Twas
sanhic, - the doctuE1 ay. People
generally would ny that I didn't have
blood enough. Of thai 1 didn't have ~
right kind Of blood mime VA too thin.
Ny kidneys and liver were out Of order.
II was badly annoyed BY sour risings
from my stomach. There Was : good
.dSkf6k p9lf. 100. II my back and under
yrieht shoulder bla6e."
= How loae did 49, txo1bles lastf"
~ or oveF two yenu For four
smouth1 az that tim6 ~ uuder tho
Eanxo a. phyGuian,shut his Medsciuedid
Mon - rood. Meanwhile I learn Of
1SosGW0o that rcd - ~ OEss
vIlS6mesE iuk Hllhs = &s&6I
fYo9 owe yoar o1zet - thessptllst'
ENslai.ly q, andsxa - hncw that
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

Jack Hardy told me he was Golhs
TO call to see you tomorrow evening"
said Mr.. Staylate.
Yes replied Patience n WITH
a yawn.
yes, some people never seem 10
realize that their welcome is worn
out
"Oh, Mr.. Staylatc, don't talk about
Yourself so much."-PittSburg Post.
A Recognition
do YOU think that spirituallstlc me-
dunn was really controlled by the emil
nent fnancicr you wished to con-
iult?"
YES. recognize his methods. She
insisted on getting the money first ana
making me take all the nance -
Washington Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

Henpeck-I like to be an election
judge.
Hobson-Why?
Henpeck-The law won't allow my
wife to loaf around within 100 feet Of
the polls.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

Fair Customer-Have o any good
butter?
Dairyman-Certainly, madam. My
reputation rests upon my butter.
Fair Customer-If the last I got of
you was a fair sample, your reputa-
ton certainly rests on a strong founda-
ton.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
Once Was Enough.

Mrs. Crawford-Why doesn't poor
Mr.. Henpeck pluck up courage once In
a while?
Mrs. Crabsf1aw-Perhaps he re1nem-
bered the time when he plucked up
courage and proposed.-Puck.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

"Nhat is it this morning IN
tbe new waitress. Ham anu ese''
isn't it," .
NO" replied Mrs. starrem' mol eA.
actly, and l want you to ho'o 49,
we'll, You must be careful TO say ~
enrh boarder: Ham or csSS'
Catholic Standard n IlhleS'
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

eve had to get a new barber
sYour old one getting carelessf r
aNo, but his baby Is beginning to say
cute tainsa-CieveInnd Leader.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

h English Election : o.n.
Jarvey (who is driving political ,iv.
-...ar,--Is II here Tim Rooneys h'
in?
Boy-It is. But he's dead o,,t
.Jarvey-Och, thin. tell him we uoA
want TO see him.-Punch.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06
SUPPOSE WE SMILE.
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FRoM
THE COMIC PAPERS,.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring INC
World Ovcr--SayinEs that Arc Sheer-
full to Old or Funny Selections
that Everybody VIII Enjoy.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-06

Any man who trusts 10 his cum
ming Sc. success Is next door 10
thief.