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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
THE SlOEBOARD.
A Good Model For the Home carpen-
ter 40 Follow.
keeper.

- "VU "I"utH OF the HOne Cnrpcn-
ter 40 Follow.
The sideboard shown In the inustra.
ton will serve as a model or will give
good suggestions TO the home carpenter
who wants 10 construct one OF these
very necessary adjuncts to the dining
room.
The height OF this sideboard is three
feet from the floor. not allowing for
the upper shelf. which stands nine
inches high. The width Is four feet.
the depth eighteen inches. Each OF the
cupboard doors is two feet six inches
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
Grown Wise

us yoh husban lookin' fob work."
Yes answered Mrs. Pinkley.
Hes done foun' out dat its less work
10 go out lookin' foh work dan Il is 10
stay home an chop wood an carry
water foh de wash Washington
Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03

why didn't YOU permit your client
to testify; didn't YOU think he would
acQuit himself wel?'
He might've acquitted himself well.
but the jury would have convicted him
as sure as preaching. Houston Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
Hosiest Confession

AT any rate" said the woman who
sneers. Il am not a parvenue."
Neither am l." answered Miss Cay
enne. But hate % think Of the fool
ish investments I have made trying to
become one. Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
Thcrouehlv Broken

'Is the new cook at your house
broken in YETI"
Thoroughly. she's broken into
every set Of china we've got."-AIil-
waukee Sentinel.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03

In the case OF weak eyebrows their
growth can be greatly encouraged by
brushing with a soft brush. This does
a world OF good. says the London
Queen. No one under any circumstan-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
FOR MS
HAIR P0MADE
Formerly known as
"0z0klzED OK MARROW"


, KINkY or CURLY HAIR that 10 can hopnt Z
up in any style desired consistent with It's Z
Ford's Hair Pomade was formerly
known as "OLONtZED OK MARROW" and IL
makes iSinISy or curly hair straight .D as
shown above. It's use makes the most stub. Z
piiabie ana easy - CONF ssiT rs SOIL:
may be obtained from one treatment; %
use OF Ford,s Hair Pomade tSoZoNIZED Z
OK MAkkON'g removes and prevents dan Z
stops the hair from falling ont or bre akinS or
makes it grow and, by nourishing the roots
perfumed aud harmless. il is a toilet
nasees.sity Tor la>ies. gentlemen and children.
MAkRoW') has been made and sold eontjn
1oqsiy since about ISIS. and label, "OZONIZED
states Pasent once n s In "A All ne s sn,ses
period OF tine there has never been a bottle Z
have sold, FoRD's HAIR Poa1DEF' Semsias
sHeet ano effective. no matter bow long Won
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on each package Refuse ali ether sui a. Z
sees0ns Ttth every bottle. Price only 50 eta Z
Sas o as5 ssia, and dealers II your drug
procure u from bis io0ber or Wholesale dealer
40 Tor three ttss or or essis FOX Ps s sass.
shsrses Z All po,stI IN 1s'1Ee w. SSs ezpEess
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
The Theorist

Ny duty tbs the world TO teach
Just how things should be run.
! 70 ahead and make "a speech
And feel nay duty's done.
Washington star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
Disappoirted.

First Authorization is your ma
chine working?
Second Minionaire-Very poorly.
Haven't jail a fne for over three days
Life
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
ATLANTIC COAST LINE

Effective JANUARY 9th
Trains lcav Richmond daily:
FeI p ,ridn and south, a.t5 a. NJ, 2l and
y. For Nsrfoik, o'o5 a. NJ, $50 p. n. and
=. wv
For Petersburg 9 90 A. n, 1910. $50. 5.s5.
,1a afd $40 l.. NJ.
Dor Goldsl orc and Fayetteville. .8.-s NJ.
Trains arrive Richmond daily. 4I4 q a.. - 81
. l0 80 and ll-iO A. NJ, Il gu. 3 05. CD. OO and
Except sun day. - sunday only.
{. -. CAMPBELL ID p
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
shiVinE Id Plense-

1T grieyes me TO find that you pre-
Ter saying disagreeable things about
people said the conaiderate woman.
Yes" answered A.ss Cayenne. and
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
Miss Sweetie's suitor

He wooed with the dash OF meteor
He said: You will wed me- Miss Sweteor
You are due 10 find out
I will marry Miss stout.
She's not sweet as you. but she's meteor. "
Houston Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03

How shall we entertain? Joyouslyl
Pleasure Is ntagious. Remember.
hostess, every house has It's climate.
Some are In the torrid, some in the
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
The Wind In THE Pines

When Winds GO orrar.rg through n.
pi1cs
On h.li and hcadland darlSly cleaning.
Mesecms hear soncrous lines
or Iliads that the woods are dreaming.
Madison Cawcln.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03

Knieker-Has ne On auto faces
Bocker-Nnf IN Il u. ne left four
teeth, two ears "na c9e eye IN various
Accidentally. y SaA.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03

sat me down and thought profound;
This tuaNim wise : drew:
It's easier far Go liSa Girl
Than mako a girl like you
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03

II grleves me 90 I'm, saca "A universal
preference for hearing disagreeable
things. '-Washingtou Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1906-03-03
Cheer Up.

II Is easy to be cheerful
When the world Is going wrong.
For adversely is thrilling
As Challenge TO the strong.
And the instinct rises In US
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16
Bismarck Forxaye.

Bismarck could forgive. but he
wished to do II after proper solicita-
ton. At the beginning Of the Danish
war Field Marshal Wrangel. who was
at the head Of the Prussian troops. was
exceedingly annoyed ut one point to
be telegraphed not to advance farther.
and he returned a message telling
King William that these diplomatists
who spoil the most successful opera
tons deserve the gallows." After that
Bismarck ignored him completely. and
one day they met at the kings table,
where 1t was especially awkward to
preserve a coldness. Wrangel called
everybody "du," and presently be
turned to Bismarck, who was seated
next him, and said, my son, canst
thou not forget?" "No," was the curt
reply. After pause Wrangel began
again, "My son, canst thou not for
giveT with all my heart" said Bis
marck, and the breach was healed.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16

There is curious old market near
Paris In which everything is sold at
second hand Working girls can At
themselves out there from head to foot.
As a writer says, Mimi can sell her
old felt hat and buy straw one. ex-
change her old dress for new one
and. If she likes. buy steak and a
salad for her dinner, paper bag Of
fried potatoes, sweets and some flow
ers for her window. Democracy Is king
here, and no more attention IS paid to
the millionaire who is looking for some
thing marvellous which he may pick up
cheap than to the man with the wooden
leg who wants new left boot in ex-
change for dozen sardine tins, five
gloves and a stocking"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16

Redwood forests are practically I'M
harmed by forest fires. and 1t Is com
mon practice for the lumbermen to fell
the trees and peel the bark from them
and when the dry season is on set fire
to the felled timber and burn the
branches and bark and other wreckage
without practical injury to the saw
logs, which procedure would mean dis
aster to any other wood. Redwood
contains no resin or turpentine Of any
kind. and, owing to Its great resistant
qualities In severe climatic conditions,
Is free from cracking or decay. where
cinders might lodge and start fires.
When burning. 1t Is easily extinguished
with small quantity of water. 1t has
the appearance Of burnt cork and is
harder to ignite a second time than at
hrst.-Scientific American.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16
Lord KeIvin,. bravery.

Lord Kelvin once performed daring
experiment before class of students.
In the course of his lecture he said that
while voltage Of 5000 or SO would be
fatal to man voltage of some 3OO,-
600 would be harmless. He was going
to give practical Illustration on him
self, but the students cried out, TRY 1t
on dog' Lord Kelvin cast look Of
reproach at his class. Didn't figure
II out myself?' he said quietly. as he
walked to the apparatus and. safely
turned the tremendous voltage into
himself.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16

The Chinese ladies have an odd kind
OF cologne-that Is to say, they con-
stantly have upon their person a small
bag of sweet smelling gum similar to
That which was used by the ancient
Egyptian women. Numerous costly
Jars recently unearthed at PyramBda
contain the cosmetics and perfumes.
which were used by Egyptian prin-
cesses. all OF which bear resemblance
10 those In vogue today among Chinese
ladies' Of the highest rank.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16
Department. OF History -
NUMBER 3.

ing off cannon at the church door.
The explosion brought the scared broth
ern ont but they returned TO their beds
after thew learned the cause of the
The jar ratified several glass ont of the
church windows but these were replaced
at his expense He organized Dowie
church in Miller and later went to Zion
with about So, O0J winch he invested
there
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16
Sorry He snake

He-fd like to know what enjoyment
you can find In going from store to
store looking at things you haven't the
least idea Of buying. She-I know I
can't buy them. but there Is a sort of
melancholy pleasure in thinking that
could have bought them IL had mar
Fled George Scads when | had the
chance, instead of taking you.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16
CoIdly Described,

$50 you don't envy any of the worlds
men Of geniusY
NO." answered Mr.. Cumrox. 81 ad-
mire them. but don't envy 'em. A
genius Is man who gets a monument
after he's dead instead of three square
meals day while he's living Wash.
ington Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16
She Wa. stout.

do you remember how you used 10
put your arm round my waist when we
were engaged, ten years ago? You
never do It now"
mo; my arm has not grown any
longer"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-08-16

The average Englishman does not
want his wife or sister to be anything
but dull A beautiful and amIable
IDIOT Is his ideal a feminine perfec-
bon.-Ladies' Field. 4
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
Aim nf Drau1tltg i'll
Gtptl Srlrunla
By FRANK III. COLLINS.
Director OF Drawing and Manual TRIMMING
in New York City Public schools.

instruction may vary different localities the aim view the
Obtained should be the for all instruction from the
through the college and this aim should be pr
cultivate and appreciation for the beautiful IN form
and color.
Drawing, with music and literature forms triad which makes
part scheme public instruction for culture and refine
opposed and vuga greed and selhsnes
drawing should be linked higher than
development Correlate well with the other
OF study make OF far 1t possible to
coordinate part of highly scientific scheme OF instruction
you WILL beg that be forgotten that this study with
literature the only links which connect public school
education part existence which transcend mortality
instruction in mathematics English bookkeeping
tvpewng should that makes for the creation OF the
live worthy inspired by ideals that exat and dignity We
should believe that besides instruction these subjects
mental development and livelihood
money take part in the everyday affairs OF time IN
should be given develop faith in the glory of the world
that honesty deeency generosity and charity coupled
belief in immortality and love- essential to right living
broadcast should be recognized of
study should include drawing music and eratue and the aim
these branches should be primarily make Tor
those essentials to right living
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
Race Deterioration.

That physical degeneration OF the
British race at home is an impending
danger las been recognized to the eK-
tent that parliamentary commission
has Investigated the subject. In a re-
port recently submitted to comnis-
sion recognizes the danger and emu
merates the causes Of the down-grade
movement. overcrowdlng. with its at
tendant evils, is given FIRST eonsidera-
ton in the report. which shows that
the death rate increases in startling
proportions wherever condensation OF
people takes place. Other causes
named are unhealthy conditions OF
work, the tendency to leave the open
country and huddIe in towns and oities
and bad or insufficient food. The re-
port Of the British commission may
well pc studied by sociologists and
Civic authorities everywhere. Tho
exodus from the rural districts to
crowded cities is widespread. and all
the other evils making toward race
deterioration spring from that. In cit
les the struggle is for existence. not
for progress. and men must work I'm
der conditions which would not tempt
them In the country. There is just SO
much room, 30 much work and SO
much bread. and many are scrambling
FOR a portion. The threatening o0ndi-
lions and tendencies found in Great
Britain are to be noted In this country,
yet it IS not too late late to avoid here
the blighting results noticed abroad.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
S FESISalgIRI5RaSsa
R'.s!z.4i[pJT11Es5
TREATMENT OF INEBRIETY.
How the Efforts at Reform Work in
Great Britain-Laggest Glass Of
Drinkers Not Reached.

Mr. Shell. who has just retired from
service as metropolitan police magis-
trato after 20 years. gives the following
observations on the treatment OF In.
ebriety:
Temperance in the sense OF modera-
ton was OF no avail 20 the drunkard,
because IL was impossible to him. while
as for total abstinence. although per
haps it endure for year. Il usually was
but thing OF a day. In almost every
case a drink offered In a friendly spirit
would lead TO a fresh outbreak. with
worse results than before.
The habltual drunkards act Is mere
~ permissiye. while the inebriate's act
Affects a comparatively very limited
class OF persons: namely. criminal and
habltual police court inebrlates Il In
no way reaches an immeasurably larg-
or class OF persons. who rarely, II ever,
figure Ia police court records or IN pub.
lie documents At all This IL not be-
cause they are not drunkards, but be-
cause OF the endless sacrifices made for
them by their friends IN the hopes Of
keeping them out Of trouble. and 81
avoiding open scandal. Few people but
medical men have any idea Of the eS-
tent OF the evil. and the number Of silent
tragedies due tn inebrlety.
A considerable percentage OF these
cases might prove 20 be durable
early and proper treatment could be en-
forced. but az present this Is impossible.
They must themselves apply for seclu.
sion IN a retreat. and this they fail TO
DO until matters have gone very far
This Il quite natural because many IN
ebria,es are as incapable Of approaching
the gravity OF the disease as any legal
IL insane person. What Is wanted IN
England Is the power 20 deta!a 10 n
retreat for a period medically deemed
10 be advisable any person ~ho IL
proved 10 be a drug or drink lnebfiaie.
British Medical Journal
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
THE WORK THEY LOVED.
Notable Instances OF Success OF Men
Who Were in congenial
Employment.

The famous head Of a well-known
manufacturing Arm expressed the be-
lief that success comes Of finding the
work one loves.
He himself is a case In point. for Ire
gave up a college career TO take up
work In a little business established
by his father. In this he took 30 keen
an interest that to-day he Is a, the
read OF huge army OF employees.
Another example "a found In fam
Gus sculptor who surrendered a COM
mercial position yielding $1,000 a year
10 study art In Paris. HIS friends
thought the act a mad one. but Il has
since been amply justified.
A third notable instance is found In
the career OF wealthy land agent
who began as a doctor. built up a
splendid practice after ten years work
end then gave II up TO devote himself
TO dealing in property. To the on
l. okers II seemed like a reckless throw
ing away Of good fortune; but the doc
tor knew the pursuit for which Ma
ture had fitted him, and in a few years
had won a fortune.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
FOR SURVEY OF GREENLAND
Danish Explorer Will Try to Make
q Reliable Map of Outlines
of the Island.

Greenland is the largest island In
The world, but we do not know exactly
how much Il exceeds New Guinea In
area. There is long stretch OF It's
northeast coast that has not yet been
surveyed. The money has been raised
TO complete this survey. About the
middle of June next the Danish eX-
plorer Myths Erickson will lead par
iy to that region to complete our
knowledge Of the periphery of Green
land.
Erickson is well known for the good
work he has done in West Greenland
and the important undertaking now
confded to him is believed to be In
excellent hands. The expedition viii
be gone two years and 1t is the inten-
ton to make a thoroughly good sur
vey.
The party will sail on the steamer
Denmark with a fne equipment and
p persons in the crew and scientific
stan, which viii include a geologist,
biologist, botanist. physician and artist,
for It is INTENDED to paint some OF the
scenes along the coast. Seventy sledge
dogs and some motor-boats for pene-
trating the fjords II the ice conditions
will permit are a part OF the equip
ment.
The leaders first plan was 20 as
cend the west coast. obtain a party OF
the Smith sound natives and cross the
inland ice with them to the unknown
oOoot Tl,,t ,.tl,r Doarv xyonf north E
few months ago he secured all the best
men among the natives for his north
polar expedition and 50 Erickson has
decided to take his vesael straight 70
the east coast He is certain 20 find
good harbor in about latitude 70, in
the region explored by the Holloway
expedition, and here the party will
spend next winter.
In March, 1907, a party Of ~ men
with sledges and dogs win start for
the extreme north, mapping the un.
known coast as they advance. They
expect to complete the survey 10 In
dependence bay, thus Joining their de-
iineation OF the coast with Peary's
mapping Of Independence bay and the
iSlduuS 10 the uOrln OF GFeeuihuu. IL
is hoped that the party will be able to
return to the ship late in the summer.
It viii be too late, however, to re-
turn home that year and so Erickson
proposes to supplement the coast sur
vey with studies OF the interior ice
cap, and II conditions are favorable he
may even attempt to cross the island
from east to west. The party will re
turn home in 1908.
It will be remembered that the duke
Of Orleans last summer skirted the
coast OF east Greenland for about 100
miles north OF the highest point hitb.
erto reached on that coast. but the
Journey was a rapid one on his steam
er. with no opportunity for careful sur
vey. The most definite information he
brought home was that the shores, I'M
like all the other coasts Of Greenland
seemed to be almost wholly destitute
OF deep indentations
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
Che Political nlacbine
6ccd and Bad
BY HON. JAMES II. DOYLE
OF Boston.

Of little clique Of that would be willing sell their party body
soul for what they could get for themselves out OF IT,
Organization domination should be the watchword OF every
useful machine any other kind will find impossible to last Or
gauzaon depends unity II any machine ncgecs consult
considerable part the party that supposed to represent and
exclusively those of that party who ION the inside that is
the outed its usefulness and ought be
and will be destroyed.
IT, however machine cnde9vor represent operation,
fairly possible all the elements OF the party, will remain
useful machine will be able the interests
people by effective organized political effort behalf Of party
principles.
This kind OF machine organized conducted by great
the early history of republic and notably by Thomas
who acted the view that organized unified expression
defense OF political principles necessary the OF great
political
The boss however of the stamp that has brought odum
the machine organizes for himself his friends and avortes,
with he object of strictly personal gain power and bede
that individual who talks party principles in his presence
believe that machine of this kind is weak proportion
f. ] e .: : s .: e +: =, e:
represent any real principle.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
HE'D HAVE KNOWN IT.
What George AIDE Thought About a
Report Of His Coming
Marriage.

The report was current a short time
ago, that George AIDE. whose many
books of wise fables adorn the Harp
er list, and whose side-splitting com
ments on matrimony have become cur
rent aphorism, had himself been
caught in the tolls, and was to wed
Miss Dorothy Tenant. the actress who
fas made such a hit in Mr.. AIDES play,
THE College Widow" A recent New
York daily publishes an amusing in
terview with the fablist and play
wright anent this same bit of gossip.
"'Are you going to marry Miss Ten.
nant? asked the hopeful reporter. re-
specially.
Not that J know Of said the play
wright. and I think I would have the
first tip
why noty pursued the intrepid
interviewer.
''Well. for one reason. said Mr.
AIDE. | have Tenant on my farm
now
care there any other reasons?' per.
sisted the pertinacious pencil pusher,
when the wild uproarous laughter had
subsidized.
Yes said Mr.. AIDE. gravely. I may
be a farmer, but no one can accuse
me Of being a husbandman. /"
Moral-It's a smooth guy that
knows when to sidestep."
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-02-15
ON THE WHISKY TRAFFIC.
A Long Indictment Of King Alcohol
and His Human Agencies
for Evil.

To.night Il enters a humble home 10
strike the roses from a voman's cheek
aud to- morrow u challenges this re-
public in the halls OF congress
To-day Il strikes a crust from The lips
OF a starving child and tomorrow leyies
tribute from the government Itself
There - no cottage humble enough
to escape Il. no place stroug enough &c
shut II out
Il dehes the law when Il caunol coercs
Suffrage
II Ia flexible to oaiole but merciless 10
victory.
Il IL the mortal enemy OF peace and
order. the despoiler % men and terror
Of women. the cloud that shadows the
face Of children. the demon that has dug
more graves and sent more souls an.
shriyen to judgment than all the pes,i'
lenccs that have wasted !ife since God
sent the plaques 10 Egypt and all ,hs
wars since Joshua siod before Jericho.
II comes 10 ruin. aud Il shall profit
mainly BY the ruin OF your sons and
mine.
II comes 10 mitifhu human htNin anu
20 crush human hearts under Us rum
bling wheels.
u comes TO bring Eray-haired moth
ers down In shame and sorrow 90 iheii
graves
II comes 10 change the wife's love lntc
despair and her pride into shame
II comes 10 stiil the laughter on the
lips Of little children.
II comes 70 stiie all the music Of ths
home and al Il with silence and desola
tlou
II comes 10 ruin your body and mind
20 wreck your home. ana Il knows u
must measure It's prosperity by the
swiftness and certainty with which II
wrecks this world. American Home.