davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

will It suit your face and figure? Bah, yhs
women do the same thing in Paris frocks. They
think they cheat the master. but they only fool
themselves. one OF my positive halrsCapeS Is
only suitable for the person for whom Il is
created. Not long ago a client who had been
South America, now a New York business man.
came TO me with an extraordinarily positive face.
He had cash on his right cheek: scars on each
side and below his mouth; oddly uplifred
chin ! studied the problem a long time. Final
ly gave him burnsides an inch wide at the TOD
the lobe of the ear I gave him Kaiserette on
the upper lip. and to conceal the lower scars a
pair or buShy wings, or YOU might call II L Sec
ond story mustache Finally I grew q thick
species or gOatee which mostly under t.zo
chin. 1t was a masterpiece. Yet imagine the re-
suit when half dozen lean. fat. short and tall
friends OF my client. adntring his appearance.
all blOssomed out with Identical burnsides. upper
stories, second stories and gOateeSL This hap
pened IN the summer season, when the wives OF
the men were away IN the country. When they
got back. understand. the wings and the rest
OF the edifce went in hurry"
Said a well known Arctic explorer:
''Whiskers are a problem in Arctic work, and
II this agitation Of them-I mean the question OF
style-shau be rightly settled. the chances OF
finding the north pole will be- largely increased.
The explorer IS hampered by the acded weight
OF equipment; every ounce counts In the toiSOIne
journey over the tcepack- It seems q saving OF
expense for furs. yet the agony OF waking up IN
your sleeping bag and finding yourself anchored
by a frozen beard which must be chopped loose
with a hatchet, outweghs the advantage.
would suggest that committee OF BARRIERS con-
fer with the next international congress OF ex-
plorers in order TO devise a practicable and c'v-
ilized style OF whiskers. not only for those who
seek glory IN the north but for travellers IN tho
trOpiC regions"
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

thoughtful eye Very Well There are two kinds
OF faces in this world-positive and negative
The negative face. which is the cnumoner Is
susceptible OF widely various treatment You
may put any style OF hair on it. with slight
notifications. To-day a cropped mustache to-
morrow Kaiser curl, French beard or goatee.
or whatever happens 10 be in current taste 1t
Is easy or treatment. But the positive face Of
1ers us the problems which we delight IN and
IN a large measure IT is a law unto itself. How
can l describe this face? 1t is full of character
It's nose is long, fiat or bulbous. 1t has either
no chin or a jaw like Il prizefghter's. The ears
may hang down and the forehead retreat like
a tobogSan slide. There IS something to build
on. II is the face of a genius for genius TO dec
crate have almost wept with joy when such
race has dropped into the chair and given me
carte blanche 10 train the appropriate shrub
berry. a crude cOnCealment of seeming defects
is by no means my method. I would rather Law
out the hair so as to harmonic with the perrna-
nent features: to impart massive dignity to
the bulbous nose as inset IN spreading mus
taches and dominating cataract Of beard. to
let the hanging ears be suggested through the
tapestry OF burnsides; to analgamate the fore
head slant with the main hirsute declivttv A
weak, foolish face, yet of positive order, can be
given a ferOciously masterfuI expression to tanna
armies. A face that frightens and Inspires dis
trust can be remodelled so that 1T becomes eligf-
bic for the presidency of a bank and the s1rner
tntendenCy of Sunday school
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

. -e aueseo order recently given by corpora
- " It's employees not TO wear any hair on
e" races brings 10 the fore an important
'uoh Are the rights Of American citizens
ssAs invaded? Would the courts be likely to
- an injunction against employers tamper-
= Win employees whiskers? What is the
~'us ,S OF the beard IN this land? Is the order a
t e't attempt OF tyranny TO subtugate the
1.oh people or merely a corollary Of the sim
spelling movement?
=, asserted by some that a clean shaven
49,. - ns In With the business ideal Of neatness
.S-OH'y and dispatch. Men who have hair lose
twisting it and toying with il; they take
10 each luncheon and obstruct the view
~ o'lce. A country customer is apt to mis-
tae bearded porter for the president of the
rS.t Suuon Instances are given where a clerk g
,tefs have been disastrously entangled in
e. ucker tape. Again, II is said that refined
4's'sphers will not take dictation that
uses indistinctly from blond or brunette
.~.-e1orush Ike the voice OF siegfried's dragon;
-. rear and detest the accidental tickling con-
s with such sppendsges.
Ot so" Indignantly declared a manly dew
,lsns ~ tne curling tonEs. These are Infamous
Quar- have lived without razor for
cornls,-ot u century and have never met with
tuhiysse'oct IN an Office, a restaurant or other
View 9aSse. Ay beard has never obstructed the
~ hs,s, The theatre II has surely never swept
sy1rs. the material accumulated by wornen's 3
or fis,, would q sane man uss his beard 10 scare
sou ts ,ts z stenogr0pher2 Pshawl Let mo tell
-1h.- US reason for that corporations order
QS oount the honesty Of their employees. In
scpns sAs crookedness they want 10 be able 10
n.g me police with the naked face Of the
stspS-s.nl nlen This may be all right from their
knosr but those OF their hairy staff who
% n. eiaselves TO be straight ought 10 resist
otr5s .oeath It's rank insult Those fellows
oo,.rs :, ts.~s their whisl1ers up TO the Supreme
Fesr,,sU tne United States. The constitution
prons-'se llte and Emb-a mans hair might be
uss ~ included among his limbs. Does any
Ding ~ license 20 go along Broadway chop
the-sr;.. Enger mails? What happens 20 Jack
Wes,pss who operates on women's tresses?'
ne h3,ss.s ana chefs have threatened strikes on
ISSUE issue. One time, IL Is said. the high
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
STRAW ROADS" BURN IN FAR WEST.

Spokane Wash, Sept 20 (SpeciaD.-The- spec
tacIe Of a highway IN flames Is frequently wit
messed throughout the wheat belt OF Washington
and Oregon this fall This Is rendered possible BY
the construction Of straw roads which consti-
tute the only relief from dust that accunulatss
between the expiration the rainy season. June 1.
and the beginning Of the fall rains, about October
Is. The roads covered with wheat straw In
which the dust becomes tmbedded after vehicles
have passed over them a few times and The denss
pail Of dust which otherwise enveops the roads day
and night is avoided All along the roads ara post
ed huge signs. warning against throwing cigar
stubs or Dropping matches In the road. but despite
these admonitions, the roads catch hrs frsQuency.
and sometimes burn for days Reports OF serious
losses to roads received last week rom
Washtucna and Rftzviue A stretch of sixty miles
Of highway had flst been covered with straw which
had been given by farmers and distributed by the
supervisors at considerable expense Stretchss or
several miles OF this road were burned WITHIN ma
space Of three days. giving riss to the suspicion
that vandalism or malicious mischief was re5pon
sible. In some regions special holidays have been
set apart, during which stores and schools are
closed, and the entire popuace engages In straw
ing roads
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
ny George III. Brooke.
ARTICLE III.

-. .,-.el, ,,,e studied out a certain line OF de-
We sorrned a citadel Now we are go
- .o attack that citadel. IN other words we
Ie b,ils,ne a skeleton plan Of attack and de-
s. So N which 10 theorize first and then mould
practical plays
~, defence you can place your men absolutely
',t0,,, restriction. except that they must be on
w., can scatter them all over the field
ss,,b ss YOU are defending. II you want 10 do so.
-, .ttack you have TO place them in q way
soaned by the rules
:. ,ac. the rule makers have handicapped the
10y heavily this year. and when two evenly
s..,cbed teams are playing II viii be very du-
acut indeed 10 score.
p,eAt here am going TO give very impor-
tant piece OF advice
practise drop kicking and placement kicking
..-ser than ever before. The man who can
s,o-s neId goals will be the most valuable man
team this year. Don't forget this point
' v5u 10 into particulars TO the exact reasons
~ and fun discussion next week. Also IL
,..-o,,ons and methods will be given showing
-. hest ways OF practice.
ro ro hack 10 the rules restricting the placing
=, the men on the attacking side. Here they
arc:
when the ball IS put in play at least six
-,svers Of the side holding the ball must be on
,hs une of scrimmage. II only six players are
m the line OF scrimmage, one player Of those
m. m the line OF scrimmage must stand with
bctb feet outside the outside foot Of the player
on the end q the line.
..lo PLAYER OF those ordinarily occupying the
rosition 4 centre. guard or tackle-that is, the
Ave middle players Of the nne-may drop back
from the line Of scrimmage on the offence, un-
less be is a. least Eve yards back Of the line of
s,r5rrnage when the ball is put in play, and
another player OF those ordinarily behind the
lire Of scrimnnage takes his place on the line
o. scTimmege-
'9lotc-Tncre shall be no shifting Of men 10
evade this rule
THE line of scrimmage for each side is an
imaginary line parallel TO the goal line and
passing through that point Of the ball nearest
the sides own goal line"
Il follows that there are two lines Of scrirn-
mage. for the ball must be laid fat on the
ground and parallel 10 the side lines
a player shall be considered 10 be on the
line OF scrimnage # he has both hands or both
feet up to or within one foot Of this line or II
he has one foot and the opposite hand up TO
or within one foot Of Il. He must also stand
with both feet outside the outside foot Of the
player next 10 him, unless he be one Of the two
men standing on either side OF and next to the
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
SMOOTH FACE IN FAVOR,

It cannot be denied that the trend of civiliza-
ton is in favor Of the smooth face, or one modi-
fed by a slight mustache Leading business
men statesmen. noveiists and muck rakers
thrust forward clean jowls for the inspection OF
their aGmiring fellow citizens. Actors are
bearded like the pard only when portraying
strnnge characters Policemen and detectives
go without. The Stock Exchange. that once
bristled with Mosaic insignia, looks like a
gathering of college youth. John d. Rockefeller
IS as bare below he is above. The late Rus
sell Sage was not afraid to exhibit his face in
the altogether. H II. Rogers hides only his
upper lip. Mr. Carnegie disports q tight fitting
and economical beard. President Rposevelt's
features are somewhat less adorned than the
German Kaiser's. while the President of France,
the King of England and the Czar OF Russia
form a variously bearded triumyirate. Among
our reforrners Charles E. Hughes is an eAcep-
ton that proves the rule Of reformers smooth
faces William Dean HowellB leads the brigade
OF authors whose intellectual visages must not
be beclouded with hair What would happen to
George Bernard Shaw IL he came TO this country
and perssted IN baking the legitimate curiosity
of tha nublic as 20 the content OF his face below
the hfrsute belt scarcely be conjectured
He might be attacked by scissors armed mob.
1T Is the Unsuitable desire 10 see the wheels
go round that causes the smooth face in our
land said a cynic. we want TO all there Is
70 be- seen But IL could understand what
we see In the way Of complacent rapacious and
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
PROPORTION PRESERVED.

1.-The height and proportion OF the figure are
to be considered A long extension on the chin
of short man IS apt to be ridiculous. and It
may not be always we'll to accentuate the
spindleness of a tall man with a vertical brush
He needs something rather bushy. Cross-eyed
men need seif-corrective burnsldes have fixed
up many young college professors and minis
ters who could not get decent Jobs until they
had grown substantial. dignihed whiskers I
added ten years TO their age and wisdom in six
weeks time. Then there was the case OF the
Maine lumber merchant who couldn't control his
men, because he was smooth faced and boyish
looking put on my waist length Jonah style.
and to-day he's rich man
some people have foolish habit OF initiating
my clients maNe-up--as If a work OF art could
be initiated. Even II you get the precise cut.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
MAINE HUNTING.
Season to Open To-morro1o-Good
Sport Promised.

Bangor. Me-, Sept. 29-On Monday. October
I, Il Will be lawful to shoot deer in Maine, and
on that day hundreds OF men, and not few wo-
men, mostly residents OF other states, will be
IN the woods ready for the first shot. The deer
season continues through till December Is. The
moose season opens October 10. and continues
until December 1.
Reports from all parts OF the big game coun-
try say that deer and moose are numerous,
numbers.
One bun moose. at least one year old, and two
deer constitute the legal allowance of big game
to each hunter. Cow moose are perpetualyT pro-
tected. There are no caribou in Maine. The
penalty for Illegal killing of deer is $40 fine for
each deer so killed; for Illegal killing Of moose a
fine of $500 or $1,000 or four months imprison-
ment for each moose Non-residents must pay
SIS license fee for the privilege of hunting
big game; they may ship their legal allowance
out Of the state. and need not accompany 1t If
the game bears tags or coupons detached from
the license.
So many people have been killed or wounded
by reckless gunners in the woods that the Leg
islature has enacted this law:
Whoever while a hunting trip or in the
pursuit of wild game or game birds negligently
or carelessly shoots and wounds kills any
human being shall be punished by imprison-
ment not exceeding ten years. or by fine not ex-
ceedng $1,000"
Violations of the game law are becoming more
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

woods. ana are likely. 50 old hunters say. to
return suddenly as they went
What Is Names revenue from the big garnsf
That Is another question upon which there ia a
divergence OF opinion and a wide range cf ssti-
mate. The amount Of money spent IN ths state
by fishermen and hunters has been estimated as
high as S2,500OO0 annualIy-undoubsedly
gross exaggeration.
1t Is generally estimated that the non-resf-
dents spend 800 on an average for every deer
they KILL and $500 for every moose. and tho
number OF visitors is set at ten thousand an
nuaIly. Altogether, IL Is quite probable that
visiting hunters leave about S1.OOOOCo IN Mains
every season.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

vacuous countenances we would be glad to go
back 10 the bearded era No doubt promi-
nent men great deal TO their photograph
ers who help them TO remain unseen, despite
shaven faces. A touched-up picture compares
well with a funeral eulogy."
The first authentic beard in history was Aaron's
whereon the OIL ran down, in the words of the
anthem; and when its strands became incrusted
with the gttering sands of the wilderness 1t
spectacle. Kings and prophets always had
boards so that they could be torn in case OF
trouble The Assyrian monarchs, Judging from
sculptures had chin attachments that looked
like braids Of Manila cordage. The elder gods of
Greece wore curly perfumed boards, along with
the new thought philosophers of 800 B. c. pat
ronized the barber. A general reaction set in
when the Apostle Paul declared that the chief
glory of woman is her hair, ana inferentiaIIy
that men ought TO shave The smooth faced
IegIons of Rome overwhelming the bearded bar
ba rians of the North. spread the doctrine OF the
razor In medieval times reverence for ex-
treme antiquity and false economy in laundry
btIIs-for paper collars had not been invented
led the men OF Europe to cherish their Jaw an
purtenances. Many of Shakespeare's. happy in
snrations turn on beard that was pulled or
twisted or used a wind break
Ali this time the hair question troubled the
non Arvan races little, because nature gave
them nractically smooth faces. Confucus was
SHARED the necessity OF writing maxim on the
folly OF waxed mustaches. When the Manchus
conquered the Chinese they were so hard put 10
it m devise a hirsute badge OF humiliation for
their beardIess victims that they ordered the
oueu. as a last resort This handle COM
parable 10 the scalping fuft obllglngly worn by
the Red Indian for the benent or his enemy. has
now become q token OF honor.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

toned" society diners OF Chicago found too many
evidences Of patriarchal negligence In their soup
and butter The fashionable hotelkeepers tried
70 lay the blame on the untutored dairy cows
and the slightly inexquisite packing houses; but
tho microscope revealed a human origin, ana
the cooks and walters were commanded to shave.
The Gany1nedes yielded after bitter struggle
though many went hack 10 their original trade
Of coal heaving, while a number of French mas
tiers returned TO their own country rather than
sacrifice their waxed mustaches and 6oatees.
The latter had vainly offered compromise
whereby q public accountant was TO certify
each day that the chefs had lost nothing from
their faces they stood in meditation over their
eO,,r, kettles and mans.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
HiNpoos TO WORK IN WASHINGTON
STATE

Spokane. Wash. Sept. 20 (speciaD-Raco riots ara
imminent at Bellingham. this state the resllls
OF invasion OF Hindoos. who have crossed this
border from British Columbia and seeking en-
ployment IN lumber camps at 81 a day. Just half
the amount heretofore paid to whita for
similar work These Hindoos state that they wers
receiving less than elk cents day for work IN
India. and that they suffered so acutely from
starvation that they unable TO more.
In America they have found abundance to eat
and have revelled IN affuence. They have sent
countrynen, and II is reported that every steamer
crossing the Pacific from the Orient Is loaded 20
the guards with the swarthy HtndOOs. They have
established themselves in shacks at BelInghanl. and
live stuff white will not eat. Employers
say they hire them simply because OF scarcity oc
labor. White lumber ''jackS'' have raided the
camp twice.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
FATTENING HOGS ON WHEAT.

Spokane. Wash. Sept. 20 (speciaD.-Farmers Of
the Big Bend wheat country In this state feed
Ing wheat 70 hogs. The grain Is worth only so
cents a busheI in the bin and hogs are worth ia
cents pound on foot IN the lot. By careful COM
putation they estimate that wheat that is fed TO
hogs yields returns the basis OF about so cents
a bushel Although the practice never prevailed
TO any great extent heretofore the feeding OF
wheat 70 swine has become general this season.
The combination whereby wheat is unprecedentsdly
low and hogs are almost unprecedentedly high con-
st1tuteS condition that inevitably has this effect
II has been demonstrated thar hogs be pre-
pared for market in six weeks wheat diet
Parsons & Taylor, owners OF a big ranch Endf-
cott, Wash. sold ninety-eight hogs on Septe-nber
20 that averaged 206 pounds each, for ia cents a
pound, after having begun fattening them on Au-
gust 10.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

sut " shows how back field player on at
tack may stand in order to get quick start.
Notice that one foot is behind the other. This
is the regular sprintina start, and the only dis
advantage Il has is that the player cannot get
on 10 the left or right always with equal facil
ny, or without giving the opponents informa
tion as 10 which way he might run. Many of
the best backs stand with both feet on the
sans line. The thing TO co is 10 practise the
start that comes most easily and naturally to
you, and in which you find you can start in
shle TO get too much practice in quick start
ing, II is e good thing for q coach to stand
behind with pistol and shoot il off the in
stsnt the ball is snapped
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

This shows the proper way to hold the hall
when you are carrying it in any but line
bucking play. In the latter il should always
be held in both hands. One point should be
in your hand and the other between the crook
OF your arm and your body. u the ball is
squeezed tightly when held in this position il
is impossible for it to be knocked out. Prac-
tse holding the ball tightly and correctly, IL
is when a runner inVountary loosers his
hold on the ball that it slips away from him.
This sounds very simple, but it makes the diff
ference OF winnins and losing games.
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
LAZY PEOPLE FEEL HEAT.

According Morrison. OF the University os
chicago Is tho logical taking va
As shown by the action certain aalmals N
alternating winter Is the natural time for resting ana
recupsrGting from ones labors. summer heat -
most enervatns tina ders the oafers who have
nothing keep their minds and bodies busy proof OF
this DO we not al fee the heat more ecutsy sunday
than other day. 70 degree temperature
day suffering than degrees On Mon
day. The man or woman who keeps busy a hot day
would notice the heat times ten vera
II for the others nothing 10 10
but think and tank about tho weatherPtttsourg TneA
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30
4 WOMAN's VIEW.

What is the sentiment of the American woman
whiskers?
II think they are horrid." said Broadway
manicure girl. who Is in an exceptional position
New-York tribune., 1906-09-30

This cut shows one way of standing in the line
on defence. IL seems almost too upright, and
it would probably have to be varied. But It 10
stood Who % were Wonderfully Clever in bsckina
up line and at the Same time covering their
own position. IL nec.sstates standing foot
more away from an opponent, however, so
that you get down in time TO meet his
charge. IL gives one big advantage, however,
and that is that you can see the whole back
field start, and that helps lot with man
who is clever at sizing up play. However,
the way you must stand will depend greatly
on your quickness and your height.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1906-05-08
FRIDAY NIGHT, AMATEUR NIGHT.
TEN DOLLARS IN PRIZES
Prices: IOc, 20, SOC
CHOP SUEY FOR CITIZENS.
Chicago Ordinances May Drive Chinese
and Greeks Out of Business.

CHICAGO, May S.-Chinese restaur-
ant keepers, who invented chop suey,
and most of the Greeks and Italians.
the OriginatOrs of the fruit store with
the ice cream parlor attachment, will
be driven out Of business in Chicago
if the ordinance recommended by the
license committee yesterday is found
to be legal and passed by the council.
The ordinance provides that such
licenses shall be issued only to citizens
Of the United States Of good moral
character. AS Chinese are barred from
citizenship and most Of the Greeks and
Italians are not citizens, many of these
places will be forced to change owner
ship or go out of business.