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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-05
THE WEATHER.
TONIGHT AT JolIlFFEs.

MUSLIN AND NAINsook COR
SET COVERS. WITH LACE, EN-
BRoIDERY AND RIBBON TRIM
MlNes, GOOD Ss5c AND 4oc VALUES.
AT 25c.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-05

EureEat
The best ice cream at Hall & Hairs
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

That trivial thing like an egg
may be factor in the joining togeth-
er of two lives Is shown by unique
love affair which concerns a convict
in the Ohio penltentiary and young
girl whose home is in Adams county.
Several months ago there was discov-
cred In case of eggs received at the
penitentiary an egg that bore few
penciled words to the effect that the
writer would like to correspond with
the one into whose hands the egg fell.
The result was letter from William
F. Foley, serving four years for rob-
berry committed in Cuyahoga county,
whose term will expire Sept 10. After
letters and photos had passed between
the two their engagement was an
nounced. The wedding will take place
soon after Oct. l. "Since receiving
your photo my soul has been filed with
your image, and every pulsation of my
blood, whether venous or arterial, has
been but throb of undying love for
you," said Foley In one of his letters.
And after that what could the poor
girl 90.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
About the Gard of Thanks"

The editor of this paper would be
the last man on earth to knowingly
say word to hurt the feelings of any
of his subscribers or any of our citi-
zens, especially at time when the
dark winged messenger of death has
brought sorrow to the home. But
from the best of motives we desire to
call the attention of our readers to
the custom of publishing cards of
thanks" 1t is custom that has out
grown its purpose, If it ever had one.
When sickness and death came to
your home 1t was only natural that
your friends and neighbors should do
what they could to assist you. They
would be heathens If they did not.
They know from the expression of
your face that you are thankful and
deeply appreciate all they do, and it
Is not necessary to rush into print
and tell the world that your neighbors
we're kind when you we're in trouble
The reading public are becoming
tired of the old stereotyped "card of
thanks" You can express to your
friends, by look or word, your thank.
fulness in more impressive manner
than you can in column of cold type
Franklin Chronicle.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

"We all admit that telephones are
a great convenience, yet they occa'
sionly make a man feel like breaking
the third commandment" says a
heartless exchange. "Some times on
a busy day when work Is rushing and
your phone rings twenty-eight times
aud only two rings are of any Inn
portance, the other twenty-six being
calls from some one wanting to speak
to you help, the irquiry being Ia
Miss - In? This takes two from
their work twenty-six times, and some
one has to pay for all that lost time
N addition to the annoyance. II
loesn't look just right, now does 1t
During working hours, phones In busi'
,ess houses. at least, should be used
for business only" Well bet that edl-
tor Is a sour old bachelor.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

We are a restless people, observes
the Sedgewick (Kan.) Pantagr phi
Every thin woman longs to be fat
Every fat woman wants to grow thin
Every town man longs for the time
when he can retire 10 the country
and every farmer longs tor the time
when he can some day quit work and
move to town, where he can take life
easy. Country newspaper men would
like to try their hand on city daily.
The fellows on the big dailies dream
of time when they can own paper
of their own. In youth we long for
maturity, In age we yearn for the
happy days of childhood. There Is no
excuse for 1t other than that we all
seem to be built that way. The grass
seems to be just a little bit greener
and thriftier most any direction from
the place you occupy right now. Con-
tentment is as near to happiness as
you can get in this world.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Billow $685., Hamilton county life
man employed In the carpenter shop
at the Ohio penitentiary dislocated his
jaw while eating breakfast few days
ago, and it required the larger part
of an hour for the physicians in the
hospital to get the fractured parts
back into their original position. He
was devouring a piece of bread when
his jaw became dislocated. And the
bread wasn't baked by cooking
school graduate. either.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
WINKLE.

June IL, 1906.
M. p. Hunter was business visitor
at Taylorsville Saturday.
VIM. Stroup is on the sick list.
Mrs. Frank Huggins and children
we're the guests of relatives at Sabins
Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. 8. Pulliam speut
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
Brown, at Harw0od.
Miss Rosa Pulliam will leave Satur
day for short visit with relatives II
Illinois.
Mr.. and Mrs. 8. stroop and children
we're the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. LATER
ty at Pricetown, Sunday.
Mrs. J. A Stroop is spending few
days with relatives at Flncastle.
Charles Johnston, of New Vienna
was the guest of his uncle, DR.. Ben
nett, recently.
I Misses Rosa Emery and Emma
shaper, of Blanchester, are the guest,
of friends here.
eoePbcPouRh-lnoursnco.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
THE World Is nauseated with ia

THE World is nauseated with us, "
says the same college chancellor
Day, of Syracuse-who defended John
ID. and the octopus-and then he
roasts the president and his methods.
Yes, the world is-and ought to be
nauseated, but the cap sheaf of nau-
seatingness is to see a man In Days
position rushing TO the defense of
those whose indescribable rottenness
is the cause of the nausea. On with
the muck rake To tophet with its
harvest
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear There is only
one way TO cure deafness, and that is by con
stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by
an infiamed condition of the mucous lining
of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is
infiamed you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when II is entirely
Inflammation can be taken out ana this tube
restored to It's normal condition. hearing will
be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten
are caused by Catarrh. which is nothing but
faces.
We will give one hundred dollars for any
case of deafness (caused by catarrh) that
Send for cirulars, free.
r. J. CHENEY g. Co., Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggist. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

s. r McGee, the Chillicothe rural
mall carrier who was indicted by the
Federal Grand jury for the embezzle-
ment of circular mail, pleaded guilty
before Judge Thompson at Columbus
and was fined go and costs. Not
wishing to take chances on being
drawn and quartered for lese ma ajesty
beg pardon, contempt of court-we
will refrain from remarking that the
offender should have also had gentle
slap on the wrist.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
"WoudoPIand 1906"

The annual publication of the Pas
senger Department of the Northern
Pacific Railway, tells about Yellow
stone National Park, wonderland of
the World" the Columbia River Re-
gion, the Great Puget Sound Country,
and Alaska. Filled with valuable In
formation for those who plan summer
Journeys. Sent for six cents pastage.
Address A. M. Cleland, General Pass
enger Agent, Northern Pacific Rail-
way, st. Paul, MINI.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

In scathing arraignment of the
packers Upton Sinclair declares that
the ingredients of our canned meats
are the remains of emaciated ami
mails, etc. 1t is no wonder the glue
and fertilizing companies are failing
in business for the want of raw ma.
terial. John Chinaman is to be COM
mended for adhering to his favorite
dish and abstaining from the Ameri.
can brands of meat. We would not
be surprised, according to the revela-
tion by MIR. Sinclair, If on opening a
can of potted ham to meet one of our
youthful playmates of the animal
family, long forgotten.-Ohio Peni.
tentiary News.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

If there are any merchants who re-
gard advertising as a scheme to help
the editor, they cannot too soon dis.
abuse their minds of such impression.
With rural delivery that enables de-
partment stores to send out tons of
advertising matter, personal appeals,
and alluring prices, the home dealer
must get hump on himself or be
trampled under foot in the march of
business activity.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The government has instituted an
inquiry into the heredity of.mau with
view "to general upbuilding OF
the race by the elimination of the
weak and vicious strains and the pres.
ervation of all that is best in the
species" After glancing around us
we-ahem-are often constrained to
think that the government should
have taken up the matter a gener-
alton or two earlier.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
Miller Was Going Some.

Oscar Miller is the champion walker
of this town. Last Saturday morning
he started from the home of his grand
mother at East Danville, walked to
Hillsboro, arriving there about 7 a. m,
took the teachers examination, walk.
ed back to this town In the evening,
walked to a serenading one mile south
of town, and at last reports he was
still alking.-Mowrystown Indepen-
dent.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Some people seem to take those
"keep of the grass" signs in the court
house yard seriously. Others don't,
but should be made to-which will
necessitate eternal vigilance upon the
part of those whose duty it is to see
that the mandate Is enforced.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Following the example of the News
HERALD as to cleanliness the tonsorial
emporium of Scott s. Moore, one door
north and the IS. Express company's
office, next door to us in the other
direction, have been renovated and
repapered. Truly, the march of
progress, etc, etc.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Mayhap, after all, 1t is mere kind
ness of heart that prompts the
Chicago packers to keep their abat'
toirs so filthy. The sights and smells
being such as would make any self
reoperting hog sick at the stomach
and tired of life, the porker faces the
sticker with sweet resignation that
must needs warm the cookies of the
merciful msgnate's tender heart.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The Ohio Penitentiary News thinks
the assumtion of an alias is in some
cases justi6able, and cites the case of
Wilhelm Mihatakaponolos, a native
Russian, held as a federal prisoner
there, who is the possessor of one of the
most unpronouucable names ever re.
corded on the books of the prison.
"vales" Is an alias that no one will
blame him for taking.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The chief of the fire department of
a Michigan town has been arrested
for incendiarism and it develops that
he has been setting fire to buildings
to get the fees paid for
turning out to an alarm. Another
instance of the fee system.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Now is the season when the deadly
ptomaine poison gets in his wicked
work. Beware of animal foods. Eat
vegeta bles, And don't forget to boil
YOUR water, particularly If 1t comes
from Clear Creek-for there are poi
sons other than ptomaines.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The Dunkards in convention assem-
bled at Dayton have resolved to let
the auto alone. Good idea If the auto
would only reciprocate in kind. But
the buzz cart has a nasty habit of
running over you once in a while
without consulting your preference in
the matter-Dunkard or no Dunkard.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

1t is doubtful If any feature of any
Cincinnati paper has ever been as
popular as Uncle Joe Campbell's
"Notes and Comments" In the Com
mercial Tribune. When Uncle Joe
takes days vacation many a reader
feels that he is being short.changed.
1t is not generally known here, but
Mr.. Campbell is related to the High.
la-d county Woodrows.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Poor, dear old Cincinnati While
pathetically helpless in the tolls of
an ice trust she has water famine
thrust upon her. 1t is said that some
of the New Years resolutions that
had shown great tensile strength
gave out under the strain-and little
uopder
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The N. & W. completed the neces-
sary preliminaries for double-track-
ing its road through Ironton, and
building a new $4,000 passenger
depot also, A new freight depot is to
be built, all of which is to be omplet-
ed before 1907.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

A glance at the murky fluid with
which the good people of Hillsboro
are now forced to quench their thirst
leads us to suspect that the people
who named it Clear Creek were affect.
ed with defective eye-sight.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The hour draws nigh when Doc. will
be dressing the MANNED fingers of
Little Bright Eyes, Mammals Boy,
Papa's Little Man and other juvenile
pre-Fourth-of.July patriots.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

]. Ogdon Armour, who was in Paris
when he heard of the packing house
disclosures, "hew into a passion"
Well. there really wasn't anything
about it to make him feel good.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
Rev. BowdIe, Of Lima.

Her-Men are all nirts-you can't
trust one of them
Him-More 90 than women?
"Well, should say 90. I'm engaged
to three of the incest men ever
knew, and I've found that every one
Of them IL flirting with some other
girl.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
HIGHLAND.

JUNE IL, lOVO'
Mrs. Augusta Edwards and daugh-
ter, Mrs. Walter Hoskins, and little
grandson, went to Louisville, Ky,
Tuesday, to spend few weeks with
the formers son, Harry.
Mrs. P. o. Daughters spent last
week with friends here before leaving
for her new home in Syracuse, Ind.
Rev. E. l.. Knox and wife spent
Sunday with their daughter, Mrs. o.
M. Richardson, and family, at Carey
town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Russell left
for their home at Erie, Pa, Thursday,
after spending a week with ]. s.
Cadamy and family.
Miss Ellen Hatcher, of Leesburg,
was the guest of friends here Thurs.
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Tilton, of
Washington G. a., we're guests of E.
M. and Albert johnson and their fami-
lies last week.
Mis-. A. NJ. Beck and Mrs. p. o ard
Mrs. Musgrove Daughters were visit
ing o. B. Savage aud family at Will
mington Friday.
Homer Jones and wife we're guests
of Martinsville friends Sunday.
Children's day will be observed at
the M. +. Church June "a
Mrs. Emma Jackson is visiting her
son in Dayton.
The friends and neighbors of James
Carey we're shocked by the news that
he had taken his own lite by hanging
on Friday morning. He had been in
poor health for some time and his
rash act was doubtless due to the con-
sequent depression of spirit. Funeral
services we're held at the home Sun.
day and the remains we're inferred at
Clear Creek Cemetery. He leaves a
wife and five children and a host of
friends to mourn his untimely depar.
ture.
Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Clevenger, of
Snow Hill, were guests of the latter's
parents, l. B. Mcpherson and wife,
Sunday.
c G. Mock has been employed to
run Earl's Touring mill temporarily.
Glenn Hill returned home last week
after spending several months In
California.
Milton Thornburg and wife attended
the Sanders Green wedding at Will.
mington Thursday.
Miss Lenna Thornburg was the
guest of Miss Grace Woodmansee
Sunday.
Rev. John Wilson supplied the pull
pit In the M. e. Church Sunday at
1890, Rev. Hill having been called to
preach the 1. o. o. F. Memorial Ser.
mon at Centerville.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. M. Wilcox we're
guests of David Craig and family
Wednesday.
Isaac Carman, of Washington G. II.
was visiting c. A. Terrell and wife
Tuesday.
Eugene Ballard was a visitor at
Beavestown last week.
John Evans is getting out and crush
ing stone for repairing the turn pixies.
Burch Woodmansee, of Colum bus,
spent a couple of days with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Woodman-
see, last week.
Roy Hixson and bride, Mrs. Lyme
Smith and Mrs. c. E. Hixson spent the
greater part of last week with rela-
tives at this place.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14
The disclosures as to presentation

The disclosures as to presentation
of mining stocks in high officials Of
the Pennsylvania Railroads are
thought to have aroused the jealousy
OF the Pullman car porters. They
supposed they were citing the best
of everything. All the developments,
however, are for the benefit of the
travelling public. The rebellious pub
lie having bearded the highest rail-
roads officials, 1t will be no longer
afraid of the uniformed autocrat with
brush broom In one hand and the
other one out for as much money AZ
the passenger can be scared into gls'
int. up.--Enquier.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

A man in Boone county, KY, found
a peck of money the other day. No,
1t was not In dream. But It might
as we'll have been-the money was
counterfeit.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The Sunny South, of Atlanta, prints
an obituary poem headed "After You
Went Ito y" The discretion of
the writer and editor in remaining
non. committal as to the destination of
the deceased is truly striking and i'm
presses itself on the reader at a
glance.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The Atchison Globe remarks that a
spoiled child is almost as hard to raise
as a turkey. And it might have added
that when successful with both the
latter turns out much more profitable.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Looks like Bryan for the Democrats
in a dog trot. But its safe bet he'll
have little TO say about any crosses
of gold when he accepts the nomina-
tion
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

"This is so sudden" said Bryan,
when told that Miss Democracy
is again turning longing gaze in his
direction. Perhaps, after all, he can
only be a brother to her.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

rhe publisher of an Illinois paper
advertises in the American Press for
"a sensible female composltor. -
Some people are wofully unreason-
able.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

They're getting real good over at
Georgetown. Their latest was to
arrest a butcher for selling beef on
Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The erudite chancellor of Syracuse
University reminds us that even
Rockefeller-like the dog-has his
Day. apologies to Rover.)
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The citizens of Brooklyn, Ind, de-
stroyed blind tiger with dynamite
Sunday morning. Looks to us like a
case for the S. p. G. A.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Open air concerts are being given
regularly at Wilmington, George
town, Clarksville, Chillicothe, Green
field, Lebanon and Blapchester.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

1t is up to the people of PEBBLES to
show their grit by replacing their
burned buildings with better ones.
And they'll do it.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The Xenia School board has been
forced by lack of funds to discharge
the music teacher and discontinue the
teaching of the divine art In their
public schools. Poverty is certainly
a terrible thing. 1t biteth like a mad
dog and stingeth like yellow-jacket
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

The pagan Japs contributed $4,000
to the San Francisco sufferers. Not
bad for the poor benighted heathens.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Chillicothe has raised the salaries
of its school teachers. It's nice to be
rich.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

And really we must not smite the
vegetarian who says 81 told you So"
He has right to say it.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Looks as though "the Ham What
Am" may become "The Ham What
Was"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Sufficient unto the Day is the evil
being exposed by the muck rake.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

This is Flag Day. Unfurl your
bunting.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

catered at Postoffice Hillsboro, Ohio
as second class matter.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

Keep on boiling water If you are In
the habit of using 1t as beverage.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

And as for newly I'm the dub
That pumps the alto horn.
Jim Duzer says that am punk
And admit the corn.
And when little solo part
Comes my way-oh, gee WHIT
am so badly ratified that,
part Just this.
The sounds ike
Musical Enterprise
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

ADVERTISING RATES
Will be Made Known on Application.
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THE NEws-HERALD HILLsBoRo. THURSDAY JUNE IA, 1906
When the Band Plays.

When the Band Plays.
Jim Duzer is our leader,
tell you he is fine
He used to play with Sousar
Ohce upon time.
And when he takes up his cornet,
II fills my heart with bliss
He points 1t up into the air
this.
And
Bill Biffer he's the tuba player;
Weighs two hundred pound.
And has great big instrument
All twisted tight around.
Plays solos, too. in different keys,
Air varies-hit or miss
And from his 2l-inch bell
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-06-14

ssarbcrough- Insurance.