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The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

Thousands of American women, how.
ever, have found relief from all monthly
suffering by taking Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, as it is the most
thorough female regulator known to
medical science. 1t cures the condition
which causes so much discomfort and
robs these periods of their terrors.
Miss, Irene Crosby. of 313 Charlton
Street, East Savannah, Ca, writes:
SLydia f. Pinkham'sVe getable Compound
is true friend TO woman. IL has been or
great benefit TO me. curing me of irregular
anal painful periods when everything else had
faded, and 1 gladly recommend it TO other
suffering women"
Women who are troubled with pain
full or irregular periods, backache,
bloating Tor fiatulencel, displacement
of organs, Inflammation or liberation,
that bearing-down feeling. dizzi-
ness, faintness, indigestion. nervous
prostration or the blues. should take
immediate action to ward off the seri-
Gus consequences. and be restored to
perfect health and strength by taking
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and then write to Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn, Mass, for further free adj
vice. She is daughtcr-in-law of Lydia
f. Pinkham and for twenty-five years
has been advising women free of
charge Thousands have been cured
by SO doing.
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whern the Money Went.

Candidates for the British parlia-
mont who have won or lost in the gen
eraI elections are now engaged III
sending in the returns of their cleo
ton expenses. as provided by the cor
rupt practices act, for publication in
n parliamentary Blue Book. British
law insists upon eXplicitncss in these
returns. and candidates cannot follow
the eNampIe of the member in the 70s
who in being asked by the managers
az the party organization by which he
was hacked for particulars OF sum
of money intrusted Tor him, sent the
following reply:
Received $500
TO one quire cf note paper. cd.
"Ynu know what | did with the
rest"
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cInrnnic illness.

Squire w, Of a certain town near
Philadelphia many years ago, was
celebrated locally for his cellar of
wine land sometimes stronger).
BOT the temperance movement came
his way. and one day neighbor hailed
hm in The street with,
Squire. what 10 YOU think I heern?
| heern them cold water folks hez
grabbed YOU III aud you be Iined.
yes" answered the Squire. MY
woman ana mes signed the pledge.
We haven't GOT drop III the house
now. except little W. kept for sick
ness And Ia tell the truth we haven't
neither 81 ns seen we'll day since."
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TERRIBLE SCALP HuMoH.
Badly Affected With Sores and crusts
Extended Down Behind the Ears
Another Cure by Cuticura.

About ten years ago my scalp be-
came badly affected with sore and
itching humors, crusts, etc, and ex.
tended down behind the ears. My hair
came out in places, also. was great
ly troubled; understood 1t was ecze.
ma. Tried various remedies so called.
without effect. Saw your Cuticuia
advertisement, and got the Cuticura
Remedies at once. Applied them as
TO directions, etc, and after two weeks
/ think. of use, was clear as a whistle.
have to state also that late last fall,
october and November, 1904. was
suddenly afflicted with bad eruption,
painful and itching pustules over the
lower part of the body. suffered
dreadfully. In two months, under the
skillful treatment of my doctor. con-
joined with Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment, found myself cured.
II. M f. Weiss, Rosemond. Christian
Co., ILL.,, Aug. 81, 1905"
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WOULD you PLEASE HUsHANDq
II You Would, Hesitate About Taking
{. Following Advice.

Young Wife writes: II am very
fond of reading advice to newly mar
ried folks. Recently saw hint that
every husband is gratiied IL he finds
bis slippers ready warmed for him
when he comes home evenings. Please
advise me as to the proper way to
warm slippers
Go to the cellar and get a hod OF
coal. You should have a slow fire
going in the kitchen range during the
afternoon. Rake the Goals down to
level bed and pour in the hod of coal
and open the drafts. When the stove
pipe shows red to the ceiling and the
top of the range is n cream yellow,
and is so hot that a drop of water
will evaporate when within two inches
Of the surface, close the damper and
wait until the range cools down TO 365
degrees Fahrenheit If you have no
thermometer. borrow one from the
neighbor. ct is a small courtesy, but
one that will be appreciated if you
suggest to your neighbor TO bring her
husbands slippers over and warm
them on your range) Put the slip
pers in the oven, close the door and
go through the house, singing merrily
to yourself. From time to time look
at the slippers, turning them occa-
sioDally so that the heat may reach
all sides OF them. They are well
warmed when the toes begin to curl.
When this occurs, place them on the
back of the range, covering them with
boiler lid. This will retain the heat.
When you hear your husband coming
up the steps, take up the slippers on
a toasting fork and carry them to his
den. Some practical housewives gar
nish with parsley, but this is a mat
ter OF choice-Cleveland Leader.
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CHAPTER xII.-continued.

So they speed out into the October
hight. and the messenger is left be-
hind-he has arrived just a minute too
late-but then he is in the employ OF
the telegraph company, and it will be
TO their profit in the end.
The journey is made without any
mishap, and reaching the city by the
sea. they find the good steamer await
ing them.
AS the steamer starts about down,
10 take advantage of the lOod-tide,
they go on board at once, and see that
their effects are safe.
The, ladies go below-Dick hears
Pauline tell one of the officers that
il message comes for her to awaken
her at once. Colonel Bob knows moth
ing about this business. and as luck
will have 1t, he is the one whom the
messenger bringing the telegram STUN
bles against, after boarding La Gas
cogne.
"Mademoiselle Pauline Westerly"
reads the man. from the his envelope.
The lady has retired" remarks
CplOuSl 4oObt llullLtAtuIiN luluhlHS II
some shopping package that has come
at the last hour, sent by express.
who will receive thisR asks the
French messenger.
yours truly. There, | sign. What
charges"
Sixteen francs. eight confines"
Great Scott! Well. here you are,
minion of eXtortion. Avaunt!" and
Colonel Bob slaps the telegram into
his pocket, resumes his walk and his
cigar, changes his coat in the morn
ing for a pea-jacket. better adapted to
the cool, frosty air on the sea, and of
course, man.like, entirely forgets that
the one discarded contains a message
that cost him more than sixteen
francs.
So wags the world-each message
that does not come may have found a
repository in some forgetful mans
pocket. hut it certainly has a halting.
place somewhere.
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Oohc2TzZ R2S LOtNC 1W.zxz4zD-

suns rays, It is found beneath the
faint mOmbcams. ever the iriCnd of
lovers from time immemurial
So they sight the lights OF the High
lands. and Tie electuc fire or Lib.
ertys statute welcomes them to the
harbor of New York. a day spent
here, and again the cry is, All aboard
for McXico!" They speed away across
the continent. from New York To ST.
Louis, thence 10 Texas and ut Nuevo
Laredo find themselves un Mexican
soil Now il is on To the capital
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has already cropped out. While en-
route the train on the liexican Ma
tional was stopped by band of ban
dts about the ranges OF the mountains
south of San Luis Potosi, who would
have run things to suit themselves,
only for an accident that had sent
regiment of Mexican lancers on this
particular train, to attend some man
euvers at the capital.
The soldiers made IL hot for the ras-
calls. and our two Americans joined
them with enthusiasm, for they had
not seen service for some time or
course the bandits fled in consterna-
ton, convinced that they had caught
the stick by the end that had been
in the fire, and the train was allowed
to go on its way in peace.
Dick is bordering over that event
now-he is positive he saw one of the
leaders of the bandits holding a hur-
ried conversation with Senior Lopez
who Joined their train at Monterey
just before the retreat was sounded,
and although he has not mentioned
the fact to the others, he thoroughly
believes this whole affair must have
originated in the scheming brain OF
the Mexican hidalgo-that these ras-
caily contrabandista and outlaws are
in the employ of the Lopez conspira'
tors.
This, then, is but a shadow which
coming events cast--it will be fol-
lowed by darker and still more serious
| ones, for Don Lopez has sworn a SOL
emu oath TO wrest the balance OF
power from Pauline Westerly, and
manage the great mine that was for
merly the sole property of the Lopez
estate.
Now, Dick is a peculiar man in his
incorporation is apt to arouse the
mule in his nature. and make him I'M
yielding. Something about this cow
ardly combine against a woman stirs
his blood and makes it fairly boil.
"She must win-she shall win, If
have to shed every drop of blood in
my body for her." he says, under his
breath, but he means every word Of
it.
Dick is sauntering along a quiet
street nova couple of young ladies
on a balcony hirt their fans and seek
to attract his attention, but he seems
10 be too preoccupied for such bust
ness. He passes a church, that of
Santa Teresa. People are coming out
i, is some special service, for early
morning is usually the time when the
worshippers assemble. consisting for
the most part of women.
Some one brushes against him
then comes a low cry from a womans
lips--the vail is thrown aside; he sees
Juanita.
You have arrived in safety, Senior
Dick was afraid some accident
high happen to you" she says, laying
| one hand on his arm.
Some rascally pirates did stop the
train. but you sec they hadn't counted
on our having the military chaps
aboard. We joined forces and
sulielched them. Your worthy father
| didn't seem at all afraid of them, for
| saw him talking with the leader"
She drops her eyes in confusion.
THE saints forgive him; he is very
fierce in his passions, and he hates
you. senior. as the rattlesmake does the
foot that disturhs it when in the act
Of charming its prey, and like that
same sepent. he will eagerly strike the
offending heel. Beware. Senior Den
vert YOU take your life in your hands
when you enter Mexico"
(To be cOntinucd)
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BEST TONIC FOR THE NERVOUS.
Diet of Raw Eggs and Milk VIII Work
Wonders.


New York society women are at
last beginning to learn the value OF
raw eggs as a nerve tonic" said .
trained nurse the other day. For ths
last few years I've been trying to get
nervous patients TO give this simple
remedy a trial, but | really think It's
simplicity was against il. These fash
ionable women want something ex-
pensive, with a wonderful name, and
prescribed by some noted specialist
who charges fabulous sum for each
visit. When anything is simple, easy
and cheap it doesn't stand any chance
with them at all.
"a celebrated nerve specialist told
me only the other day that one could
hardly overestimate the benefit de-
rived from the almost Wholesale eat
ing of raw eggs in case of serious
nervous exhaustion. Not a raw egg
now and then-not a bit OF it-but
raw eggs two at time and at least
four times day! Ten eggs a day
are often taken by patient with
most excellent results. This same
specialist told me that he had seen
the most ragged set OF nerves he ever
dealt with quoted in week with
this treatment combined with as much
milk as the patient could take. An
immense amount of pure and highly
concentrated nourishment may be TAX
en- into the system in this way"
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An absent-minded clergyman tells
how once he was unconsciously re-
sponsible for helping a bashful lover
His mind was filled with a subtle the.
illogical problem when neighbor's
daughter passed in company with a
diffident youth. His thoughts were
interrupted as she called out to him /:
"Oh, doctor, we are just going for a
ramble. Won't you join us?"
with pleasure. Do you want the
ceremony in a church,
The bashful lover was suddenly fred
with an enthusiasm that four years OF
gnawing at his heartstrings had failed
TO arouse. and he fairly shouted:
Eyes, yes. and if Maud consents, the
sooner the better. "-Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
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L,e Felt safe.

Mark my words" declared Mrs.
Ferme Laying down The law 10 her
Iong.sufTerine husband. by the end
of the century woman will have the
rights she Is lighting for"
Il dout care II she does" replied
Fcrme.
DO YOU mean ~" cried his wife.
"Ilave at last brought YOU round to
my way uf thinking Won't you real
ly carer
Not bil my dear returned her
husband. rcsIgnedly. I'll be dead
then"
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The Matters Rehuke

Bishop Brewster of Connecticut.
while visiting some friends not long
ago, tucked his napkin in his collar to
avoid the juice of the grape fruit at
Breakfast, says Lippincott's. He
laughed as he did it. and said IL re-
minded him of man he once knew
who rushed into u restaurant, and,
seating himself at a table, proceeded
to tuck his napkin und his chin. He
then called waiter anu said: Can |
get lunch here?" YES" responded
the waiter in dignified manner. but
not a shampoo"
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Forcing Nature Perhaps.

Every autumn the papers OF the
larger cities are much concerned over
the inadequate school facilities and
publish dreadful statistics OF the thou.
sands of pupils who must be placed
on half time, yet it has long been
known that in London schools the
half-timers who work half of each day
really progress faster than those who
go to school all day. Have we not
upset nature too quickly in our
schools also?-American Medicine.
The Yale expositor., 1906-04-06

A Connecticut Republican wants
women appointed on the governors
staff. and adds: 81 would like some
beautiful girls appointed. The men
are not selected for any particular
mental qualifications. so why should
the women be-"
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Like a PAGE of Dickens.

Apropos OF Dickens names, cor
respondent of the Yorkshire Post says
that Messrs. Snodgrass and Tupman
are at present distinguished orna-
ments OF the Leeds postoffice stan.
1T is matter OF profound regret"
adds the writer, that Mr.. Nathanial
Wrinkle has not yet joined us. but we
live in pe."-Liverpool (Eng.) Mer-
curry.
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In a Pinch. Use ALLEN,s EooT.EAsE.

A powder. Ii cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
by all druggists. CSC. Trial package,
FREE. Address a. s. Olmsted, lie
Ro., n. Y.
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that WAGER.

Free inspection OF our factories and
methods is made by thousands of peo-
pie each month and the coffee import
ers themselves are cordially invited.
Both Postum and Grape-Nuts are abso-
lutely pure and made exactly as stated.
The formula of Postum and the an
alysis made by one OF the foremost
chemists Of Boston has been printed
on every package for many years and
is absolutely accurate.
Now as TO the food value Of Postum.
IL contains the parts of the wheat ber-
~ which carry the elemental salts,
such as lime, iron, potash, silica, etc,
etc, used by the life forces TO rebuild
the cellular tissue. and this is particu-
larly true Of the phosphate of potash,
also found in Graps-Nuts. which com
bines in the human body with albu-
men and this combination. together
with water. rebuilds the worn-out gray
matter in the delicate nerve centers all
over the body and throughout the
brain and solar plexus.
Ordinary coffee stimulates in an un-
natural way, but with many people It
slowly and surely destroys and does
not rebuild this gray substance so
vitality important to the well being of
every human being
These are eternal facts. proven, we'll
authenticated and known TO every
properly educated physician. chemist
and food expert.
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The Coffee Debate.

Please remember we never say or
binary coffee hurts everyone.
Some people use it regularly and
seem strong enough to withstand its
attacks, but there is misery and dis
ease in store for the man or woman
who persists in its use when nature
protests, by heart weakness, stomach
and bowel troubles, kidney disease.
weak eyes or general nervous prostra-
tion. The remedy is obvious. The
drug caffeine. contained in all ordinary
coffee. must be discontinued absolute
ly or the disease will continue in spite
of any medicine and will grow worse.
1t is easy to leave off the old-fash-
Toned coffee by adopting Postum Food
Coffee. for in it one finds a pleasing
hot breakfast or dinner beverage that
has the deep seal brown color, chang
ing to a rich golden brown when good
cream is added. When boiled lonf
enough us minutes) the flavor is not
that of rank Rio coffee but very like
the milder. smooth and high-grade
Java. but entirely lacking the drug
effect of ordinary coffee.
Anyone suffering from disorders set
mp by coffee drinking land there is an
extensive Variety can absolutely de-
pend upon some measure OF relief by
quitting coffee and using Postum Food
Coffee.
IL the disease has not become too
strongly rooted. one can with good rea-
son expect 1t to disappear entirely In
a reasonable time after the active
cause of the trouble is removed and
the cellular tissue has time to natural
ly rebuild with the elements furnished
by Postum and good food.
It's only just plain old common
sense.
Now. with the exact facts before the
reader, he or she can decide the wise
course. looking to health and the
power to do things.
II you have any doubt as to the
cause OF any ache OF all you may have.
remember the far-reaching kilograms
of hurt nervous system travel from
heel to head, and it may be well worth
your while to make the experiment %
leaving of coffee entirely for ten daya
and using Postum in its place.
You will probably gather some good
solid facts. worth more than a gold
mine, for health can make gold and
sickness lose II. Besides there's an
the fun. for it's like a continuous In,
ternal frollc to be perfectly well.
There's reason for
POSTUM
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No lnspiration There.

TITS a queer thing about Charlie"
protested Mrs. Younghusband. HE
can crawl down under that automo-
bile of his and mend anything that
breaks. But IL there's a washer worn
of faucet in the bathroom he can't
fix it to save his life. Free
Press
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Iawyer-You say you left home on
the l0th2
Witness Yes. sir.
lawyer-And came back on the
25ih2
Witness Yes. sir.
Lawyer tseverely) What were do
Ing I'm the interim?
Witness Never was in such q
place Green Bag.
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spaln,s euII.Flahtlna Season.

SPANS bull-hghting season lasts six
or seven months out of each year. In
that time between $500 ana $500 Cas-
lillian bulls are done to death for the
sport OF the mob.
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emit or chronic disease; realize for one

emit or chronic disease; realize for one
moment what terrible menace TO a
nation of civilized people. when one
kind OF beverage cripples the energies
and health of one-third the people who
use 10.
We make the assertion advisedly
and suggest that the reader secure his
own proof by personal inquiry among
coffee users.
Ask your coffee drinking friends II
they keep free from any sort OF aches
and ails. You will be startled at the
percentage and will very naturally
seek TO place the cause of disorder on
something aside from coffee, whether
food. inherited tendencies or some
thing else.
Go deeuer in your search for facts.
II your friend admits occasional neu-
ralgia, rheumatism, heart weakness.
stomach or bowel trouble. kidney COM
plant. weak eyes or approaching nerv-
GUS prostration induce him or her TO
make the experiment of leaving OF
coffee for 10 days and using Postum
Food Coffee, and observe the result
II will startle you and give your friend
something to think OF. OF course. If
the pe-son Is one OF the weak ones
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Cruelty 20 Animals

For swinging a monkey round his
head by Its tail. George Brown.
Snowman, was sentenced to twenty
eight days imprisonment in Liver
pool.
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Automatic Tahy Fuller.

The human taffy puller has at last
succumbed to inventive genius and
his work can now be done by auto
matte machinery.
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their friends they are engaged because
they dislike TO explain why they did il.
Women do not love Napoleons; they
love mere middle-class mediocrities.
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Many a man who wouldn't buy a
pig in a poke is a victim of love at
first sight.
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Important to Mothers.


When a man boasts of his morality,
shy off-some of his screws are loose,
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Wants Women Given a Chance.

A large 9-oz. package Red Cross Ball Blue, oni
cents The Russ Company, South Bend. Ind
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and says 81 cant quit you will have
discovered one Of the slaves of the cof-
fee importer. Treat such kindly, for
they seem absolutely powerless to stop
the gradual but sure destruction of
body and health.
Nature has way Of destroying a
part OF the people to make room for
the stronger. 1t is the old law of "the
survival of the fittest" at work, and
the victims are many.
We repeat the assertion that coffee
does harm many people. not all. but
an army large enough to appal the in
vestigator and searcher for facts.
The next prevarication of the coffee
importers and roasters is their state
nent that Postum Food Coffee is made
of roasted peas. beans or corn, and
mixed with a low grade OF coffee and
that IL contains no nourishment
We have previously offered to wager
$100,000.00 with them that their state
ments are absolutely false.
They have not accepted our wager
and they will not.
We will gladly make a present Of
$25,000.00 TO any rooster or importer of
old-fashioned coffee who will accept
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Tia published statements Of a num-
Der Of coffee importers and roasters
indicate a "waspy" feeling towards us
for daring to say that coffee is harm
full to a percentage Of the people.
A frank public discussion of the sub
ject is quite agreeable to us and can
certainly do no harm; on the contrary
when all the facts on both sides of any
question are spread before the people
they can thereupon decide and act in
telligently.
Give the people plain facts and they
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will take care of themselves.

Will take care OF themselves.
We demand facts in this coffee dis
cussion and propose to see that the
facts are brought clearly before the
people.
A number OF coffee importers and
roasters have joined movement to
boom coffee and stop the use of Pos
tum Food Coffee and in their newspa-
per statements undertake to deceive
by false assertions.
Their first is that coffee is not harm
full
We assert that one in every three
coffee users has some form OF incipi.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1906-05-04
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS
At Little Joe Lipsey's Big Store
They selling

Lots ofrnpre and lqqd Of s8ves just received fFam
$40 Is 5000. Will sell on inrgtalments:
cooked Of BISCUIT with Sunday Journal in one
Of Qur stoves;
Star Brand Shoes Guaranteed snQtAar pair n place Of
those not satisfactory.