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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
KNOW HIM.

know nice. young fellow-one
whom everybody knows-
VI whom I've never heard he doesn't
settle what he owes;
Good fellowship's his motto. and he
wears jolly air,
But somehow, when a checks to pay
of course, it's not a crime
He reaches for his coin, but never
gets it out in time.
You meet him at the bar. sometimes
when no one notes or thinks
Which one it was that ordered up
that second round of drinks,
Inc barkeep waits suggestiyely, and
polishes the bar,
All start to pay at once-of course.
you know how such things are.
This man says loudly that's on
mel" His efforts are sublime
To reach his money-but he never
gets it out in time
The walters check at dinner lies I'M
noticed till he sees
The other fellow take it-then his
grief you can't appease,
Ride with him on the street car, and
abstractedly he stares
About when the conductor comes
along to take the fares.
The other fellow pays-and then he
wildly waves his dime
But | wonder why it is he never gets
it out in time?
Cleveland Leader.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
AWFUL SUFFERING.
From Dreadful Pains from Wound on
Foot--System All Run Down
Miraculous Cure by Cuticura.

hlTdcuiouS cure by Cutlcura.
Words cannot speak highly enough
for the Cuticura Remedies. | am now
seventy-two years of age. My system
had been all run down. My blood was
so bad that blood poisoning had set
In. | had several Z ols attending
me, so finally | weIi > the hospital,
where was laid up for two months.
My foot and ankle were almost beyond
recognition. Dark blood flowed out of
wounds in many places, and | was so
disheartened that | thought surely my
last chance was slowly leaving me. As
the foot did not improve, you can
readily imagine how felt. was
simply Disguised and tired Of life.
stood this pain. which was dreadful,
for six months. and during this time I
was not able to wear shoe aud not
able 10 work. Some one spoke to me
about Cuticura. The consequences were
| bought q set Of the Cuticura Rene
dies of one of my friends who was a
druggist, and the praise that gave
after the second application is beyond
description; ii seemed a miracle, for
the Cuticura Remedies took effect i'm
mediately. washed the foot with the
Cuticura Soap before applying the
Ointment and | took the Resolyent at
the same time. After two weeks treat
ment my foot was healed completely.
People who had seen my foot during
my Illness and who have seen Il since
the cure. can hardly believe their own
eyes. Robert Schoenhauer. Newburgh.
n. Y. Aug. y, 1905"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
nst the statement of hired

against the statement of a hired
sneak.
For about three minutes we all
held our breath. The auditor with
disgust at the spoilers faithlessness,
| with suspense and the negro with
surprise at my audacity.
AT last the auditor found strength
to kick his sleuth downstairs, and /.
after telling him what | thought of
him and his methods, resigned"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
A Shetland Pony.

We find in the Ponce City Democrat
an account of the death of a little
Shetland pony imported by Major FL.
lis from the Shetland Islands about
twenty-five years ago. The pony was
buried with honors under the shade
of some trees on it's owners land, a
nice little fence was put around and
a monument erected to mark the rest
ing place of the faithful little animal
About a hundred little boys and girls
who had known Gypsy and ridden be
hind her and on her back many times
tenderly laid flowers on her grave, and
were not alone in their sorrow.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
The Forgetful Saurian.

A colored preacher took some can
didates for immersion down to river
in Louisiana. Seeing some aligators
in the stream, one of them objected
why, brother" urged the pastor
cant you trust the Lord? He took
care of Jonah, didn't hep"
"Y a-a-s," admitted the darby, "bu'
whales diff'rent. A whales got
a mem'ry, but eff one e dem gators
wus ter swaller dis niger, he'd jes
go ter sleep dar in de sun an forgit
all bout me. "-Womans Home Com
panion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
To sufferers.

An important curative discovery con.
sisting of union of vegetable and min
eral oils has been made by Max Il. Zae-
gel, 15S Main street Sheboygan, Wis, a
graduate of the College of Pharmacy,
Philadelphia, who is sending the prep
aration free for short time to suffer
ers from rheumatism, catarrh, etc.
Wonderful results are being had from
the use of this remedy Chemist Zae-
gels free offer is made to sufferers
elsewhere in this paper.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

Out of all the external remedies on the
market we doubt if there is one that has
the record of that world-renowned porous
plaster-Allcock's 1t has now been in
use for sixty years, and still continues to
be as popular as ever in doing its great
work OF relieving our pains and aches. 1t
is the remedy we all need when suffering
from any form of ache or pain resulting
from taking cold or over-strain.
Alcocks Plasters are sold by Druggists
in every part of the civilized world.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
Merely a Transfer After All.

This idea of prohibiting corpora
J tons from contributing to campaign
funds has changed things great
deal
Yes, answered Dustin Stax; 1T
takes great real of wear and tear off
a mans check book and puts a cor.
responding amount of worry on his
mind"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
Those Trust Eunds.

And what are you going to be
when you grow up, my little MANI
I'm goin' to be trustee, cause
ever since pas been a trustee we've
had an automobile"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
An Old. Timer.

Howell-"Do you see that old fell
low under the tree?'
Powell-''Yes."
Howell He was born in 1916"
Powell-'T see; a case of ninety in
the shade"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

kidney trouble kept
me laid up for a long
time, and when l was
able to be up | had to
use a cane. | had ter
rible backaches and
pain in the shoulders.
The kidney secretions
were dark colored. AZ
ter doctoring in vain,
| began using Doan's
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
Kidney Pills.

NIUHeN FIIIs. Three BOXES cured me
entirely, and l am glad to recommend
Them"
Sold by all dealers 30 cents a box.
Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

In all chronology the day Is recog-
Dized as the most obvious. division OF
time, next to 1t being the interval be-
tween one new moon and its successor.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
WAy the Conductor
Out.
Strickland w. Gillian

NO" said the ex-pas.
senger conductor, 4
never knocked down but
once, and that was to
get even with a spotter.
Carefully relighting
his cigar and Thoughts
fully throwing away the
match stump, he re
sumed: Il had gone up
from the ranks in the
employ of the X. r. & T.,
and had hee1 runnino
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
A Wonderful Discovery

1t has been the aim of scientists for
years to find some liquid preparation
which would possess anodyne, astrin-
gent and antiseptic properties and yet
be of such a consistency that it would
penetrate. first, through the skin, then
through the muscles and finally to the
very bones, eXerting on its way down,
healing and pain destroying properties.
Max Il. Zaegel, graduate of the
Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, es-
tablished at Sheboygan. Wis, as a
chemist for the last % years, has dis
covered this long sought secret. 1t
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

pain in back write Mr. Zaegel and he
will be pleased to mail you sample
bottle free.
Address your letter to NJ. r. Zaegel
chemist 15S Main St, Sheboygan, Wis.
a. 1t is free now, so do not fail to write
to-day, stating the nature of your COM
plant.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

Attorney General Moody is thought
to be slated to succeed Justice Brown
on the supreme bench.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

Mrs. W'nsiow's SOOTHING SYRUP for chill
dren teethins softens the gums, reduces inllam-
nation, allays pain, cures wind collie. Is ceats
a bottle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

passenger from here to Kansas City
for several years l had been square
with the company, maybe through
honesty, maybe through caution, and
maybe because | was paid pretty
well, saved my wages and thus side
stepped most of the things that lead
to that form of color-blindness that
makes it impossible for an employee
to tell his own money from the COM
pany's.
so | was pretty sore and bit in
clined to doubt when a fellow ticket
stabber who was good friend of
mine came to me one day as | was
starting out for K c. and said: Say,
old man, they're spottin YOU
Run along l said, laughing.
You're tired from your run and need
sleep
But this is no josh, he protested,
and saw he was in earnest L took
the spotter down to Kansas City on
my run yesterday and | got straight
tip you're the, boy he's after. And
I'll give you a pointer if it'll do you
any good he concluded. He rode
down on pass No. 1921. He's a big
colored man who would strip to about
100.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
HAD TO USE A CANE.

Weakened Kidneys Eade an EIyvood,
Ind, Mans Back Give Out.
r. \. Pugh. transfer business. 2020
North B street, Elwood. Ind, says
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

That was facer for the spotter.
had played bold. bad game, I'll ad-
init. 1t was a crooked game against
a dirty one. II was the word of a
man long in the company's employ
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

consists of a mixture of
vegetable and mineral
oils forming an amber
colored liquid of pleas
ant odor and taste,
which, when used as di-
rected. restores vitality
and strength and gives
prompt relief to pain.
Applied to cuts, sores,
burns and bruises, it
heals, as owing to its
antiseptic properties, no
pus or matter can form
in any wound where
this wonderful oil is
used.
If you have catarrh.
rheumatism. piles. or
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

e, c. Cox, former president of the
Middleport, o., bank, which failed a
few days ago, has been indicted.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01
WOMEN WHO CHARM.
HEALTH is THE FIRST ESSENTIAL
It Helps Women to Win and Hold
Mems Admiration, Respect and Love

Woman's greatest gift the power to
inspire admiration, respect, and love.
There is beauty in health which is
more attractive to men than mere regu.
larity of feature
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-11-01

Sore as the mischief, | thanked my
friend for his tip-off and began to
figure how I'd get even. would
leave the road-that was a cinch.
wouldn't work for any people who
thought | was thief. But l wouldn't
quit until | had made some trouble
for that spotter
Next day when | was pulling out
of that beautiful scrapheap politely
called the Kansas City union station
large black man tallying with Bills
description burst through the gates
and grabbed the last step of the rear
car. Falling into a back seat he blew
like a porpoise When / went through
collecting tickets, Mr., Race Prob
lem declared his sincere regret at
having been too late to buy ticket
without missing the train. Instead,
he jingled his twelve silver dollars
chucked into my pocket and gave him
no receipt. Afterward as | glanced
at him detected look of deep salts
faction on his patent-leather visage.
well, they had me, of course
When | turned in my report to the
ticket receiver next morning the
auditor carelessly strolled in.
No cash fares this trip, Jim?'
No. | answered unconcernediy.
None at all? That's Q little un-
usual
None at ALL | replied, innocently
Stepping to the door of his private
Office, the auditor beckoned within,
and out came the spotter.
Did you ride with this conductor
from Kansas City last night?'
Yes, sab, All did, boss
Deed All didn't, boss All paid
NAH fare
How much?' this triumphantly
from the auditor as he looked at me.
TweT dollahs an thutty-fi' cents,
sab.'
What you got to say to that,
Jim?' asked the auditor
Nothing said, except that this
man is an internal liar. He was rid
ing on the company's pass. 1921. /
give receipts for cash fares. Where's
his?'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
evolves, in Cattle,

Two weeks ago correspondent ask ed what he should do for wolves, the large worms often found in the backs of young cattle. We gave the treat ment which we have used for many years. and now have several letters giving other methods. One of these let ters is from a Texas~correspondent and is as follows: evolves in cattle come from eggs deposited by flies during the previous season. If cattle are salted along the back in the late summer and early fall either the action of the salt or the licking of the cattle will Kill the eggs"
 We are sure that our correspondent Is mistaken in this. It has been very clearly proven that the eggs which produce the wolves are laid on the grass, and that. often being eaten, the eggs hatch in the stomach, and then find their way to the back.
 A Lexington, Tenn, correspondent gives some good suggestions. but makes the same mistake in regard to the origin of the worm. He says: Salt the cows once a week, and there will be scarcely any trouble. IT the wolves do appear. do not be rough with the cows and force them out, but i'll q small bottle with turpentine. put a quill through the stopper, scratch the scab from over the wolf and put in one or two drops of turpentine. and the wolves will soon die. l have used this remedy for thirty years, and know it to be good
 Turpentine is all right and will do the work. but if that does not happen to be convenient a bit of lard' axle
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
CANDIDATES GALORE
MANY ANNOUNCEMENTS MADE IN
 PENSACOLA.
Fleet of Fourteen Vessels shortly to Leave Port for The Purpose of Gathering Sn0nges Near
 TarpOn Springs.

Pensacola, April s.-tSpecial.)- Candidates for political officers came to the front in punches last evening. several of them making formal an |nouncement of their candidacy The most prominent are George T. Nor gan, at present city comptroller, and Charlie M. Coston, a well known at torney, for the legislature, and J.. D. Goss for justice of the peace in the second district, comprising the wards In the city of Pensacola. Another can didate for Justice of the Peace is J. Lomax Bell, who was pusily engaged circulating cards upon the streets.
 John S. Beard has announced his ap- pointments for speech making at various points throughout the country and will start after che scalp Of J. Campbell Avery, Jr, Monday morning Beard is political hustler from way back and will put up q sfin light for the senatorship from this country. His opponent. Mir. Avery, was a member of the last State legislature and has numerous friends in this section. He will also make hard fight for the office.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09

two ounces of ground ginger given in a pint of warm water, or any hot drink, may cut short the attack. This must be given from a horn or bottle. Blanket the animal and rub her limbs with whisps of straw, making her as comfortable as possible. Moist heat should be applied to the udder by us- ing heated wheat bran in bags, held in place by strips extending over the loins. between the hind limbs and around the abdomen.
 Should the udder be very painful and the animal feverish. lamentations of hot water, as hot as the attendants hand can comfortably bear, should be applied for several hours, for about fifteen minutes at a time. This may be done by passing sheet around the body with four holes cut for the teats and soft rags or bran packed firmly between it and the udder. Af ter the fever has subsided, drench the animal with one or two pounds (de- pending on the age. size. condition and strength of the cow) of Epson salts with two ounces of powdered ginger in a sufficient amount of water. When the purging has ceased, one ounce of saltpetre may be given daily. The udder will need constant attention for some time In the way of gentle rub ping with camphorated oil, several times daily; at the same time gently removing all the milk by squeezing the teat instead of pulling or stripping it. If this caues the animal too much pain, teat tube may be used but must be boiled thoroughly for five minutes each time before uing. When the udder is not tender, thorough hand rubbing several times daily, with or without the camphorated oil. will aid in bringing about a normal condition.
 F. s. SCHOENLEDER.
 Press Bulletin No. 139. Veterinary De-
 partment, Experiment Station, Kan
 sas State Agricultural College.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
HADLEY IS SICK.
Missouri Attorney General Ilis Typhoid
 Fever.

Kansas City, April 7.-Dr. Jacob Block, of this city, was summoned by the family of Attorney General Hadley at Jefferson City tonight. It Is ru- mored that the attorney general has ty- phoid fever and that his temperature has gone up alarmingly.
 Attorney General Hadley's physician in Jefferson City tonight said that his patients temperature at o'clock was 103, one degree higher than 1t has been since his illness.
 Mrs. Hadley requested that no alarm ing reports be published concerning her husbands condition and disclaimed any knowledge of the summoning of Dr. Block
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
FREE DELIVERY SYSTEM.
Another Purchase Made by CherOkee
 rox,,uafx xinmePa.

Centre, April s.-(Special)-Garrett Ferry, one mile south of Centre. on the Coosa river, was purchased by the county commissioners yesterday or Mrs. c. A. McSpadden for three hun dred dollars. The county now owns three ferries which 1t will operate af- ter May 1. Transportation at these points will be free to all citizens Of the county, other travellers Will be charged the usual rates.
 The Cherokee County Teachers ln- stitute was in session here Friday and Saturday. The attendance was good and the meeting was of unusual inter- est and profit. Professors Dougette of Jacksonville, Dodson of Oxford and Mothers of Fort Payne were among the prominent educators from other institutes in attendance.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
Land Frsud Case.

A case of more than ordinary im- portance has just been heard by Special Examiner F. W. Marsh the title of which is United States vs J. J. Me- Caskill and Co. The latter company does business at Freeport, Fla, and the government alleged that it has illegally secured title to land which was patented in the name of w. J. Ward on Choctawhatchee river The land involved comprises only 16O acres. but it is understood that if the govern ment succeeds in maintaining it's con tention several othe, vuits of similar nature will be instituted involving considerable land in West Florida.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
Nitrate of Soda for Cotton.

A correspondent from Perry County asks whether he can increase the yield of land already fertilized with about 300 pounds of good fertilizer per acre to yield of more than a bale, simply by the addition of 100 pounds of nitrate of soda; also whether the same amount of nitrate of soda used alone will double the yield of land now yielding little more than one-fourth bale perAacre.
 Your recent letter is at hand. You do not state whether your land is prai- rie or sandy. I do not think 300 pounds of good fertilizer per acre will insure you anything like a bale per acre on prairie land and probably not on sandy. It will probably pay to add to fertiliz- CT already used 100 pounds of nitrate of soda per acre. applied at the second or third cultivation. On the land not already fertilized, I should not advise the use of nitrate of soda alone, but think that it would pay to use nitrate of soda and acid phosphate, with or without potash, according to the nature of the land. It is impossible to make a guess as to whether this treatment would double the yield of the unfer- tiIized land. J. F.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
The Eiahinr season.

Fish are beginning to bite in this section and already number of parties. both from this city and other points. have made good catches. Many camping parties are. forming for sport during the spring months and it is ex- pected that within the course of a week or two the favorite places along the sound up as far as Choctawhatchee bay will be lined with tents of fisher men. Last year number of parties from Alabama visited points along the sound and 1t is expected that their visits will be repeated. One of the most successful fishermen that ever came to this section from Montgomery was o. F.. Ament, the general represen- tative of MT. Rockefeller's oil outfit, who, it Is said, caught a sample of everything to be found in Florida even to a summer cold.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
IuconvenIent to America.

Washington, April 7.-The State de- partment has suggested to the Russian government through ambassador Ro- sen. that the period suggested in the Russian note for the convention of the second Hague conference, namely the early part of July. would be inconven- tent to America and fto some of the other countries of this hemisphere, which had expected to be represented at The Hague,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
Street Railway Deal.

President Northup. of the Pensacola Company, has acknowledged that deal was on for the purchase of the system by a syndicate of northern capitalists. A party representing the syndicate was in the city last week and Is said to have secured an option on the property At any rate, an inventory was taken of the property with the object of selling it if sufficient price was of- fered. A rumor is current to the ef- feet that $750,000 will be offered and President Northup says that is enough to get the property.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09

rows. While it is too late to put in terraces after the rows have been laid on, the following basic principles are offered:
 This station has issued no bulletin on terracing and the only one issued by any station Is out of print.
 Run lines on a level, leaving an un- broken bank about two feet wide, on which the loose soil from above may be heaped. Run these terrace lines at vertical distances of about three feet. Be sure to make them as straight as the contour of the land will permit, taking out abrupt crooks in the line of stakes.
 J. F. D.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
Pensacola Speakers.

A fleet composed of fourteen vessels manned by Greeks will leave this port early this week for the sponge beds on the east coast of the peninsula of Florida in the vicinity of Tarpon Springs. The vessels nave been fitted out at the expense or number Of Pensacolians who believe there is good profit to be made in the busine ess It is the intention of the men interest cd eventually to bring the catch to Pensacola for curing and shipment and it Is expected that a 1ar9e business Will develop in time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
Execufixe f,an,mIfxee Meets.

The Escambia County Executive Committee met at the court house last night and selected inspectors and clerks for the coming election. w. c. Jones rendered his resignation as secretary and F. B. Radcliffe was elect ed to fill the vacancy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09

grease or Kerosene will do just as well. We prefer Kerosene, because 1t Is al- ways at hand. and two or three drop in the opening of the vol hole are ef- fective at once.--Commercial Appeal.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-04-09
1-2 feet 31.O bushels.
Laxinn nn Terraces.

Laying on Terraces.
 From a part of Hale County, where the country Is slightly rolling comes Sn inquiry for a bulletin on terrace