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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-08

In the Circuit Court of Iron County, Mo-,
October Term, Ioo5-October IS, 1905,
and third day of the Term, among other
proceedings, the following were had:
Bertha Kitchel and Itha Kitchel, by T. S.
Rarues. Curator. Plaintiffs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-08

Pupils of all denominations are equally recceived-al Interference with their
convictions being carefully avoided. TERMS:-Board, Washing of Clothes,
Tuition 10 English, and all kinds of Useful and Ornamental Needle Work, per
Session of Five Months, are $90,00-payable in advance forms for instruc.
ton in Music, Foreign Language. Drawing and Painting can be had by apply
ing as below. Attached to the Convent, and totally separated from the board
ingschool, is SELECT DAY SCHOOL, in which the usual branches of sound
and practical education marcos carefully impaired Terms in the Day School will
be, for the present, One Dollar per Month. Information may be had by ap
plying in person or by letter, to MOTHER SUPERIOR,
ofthe Convent of the Ursuline Sisters, Arcadia, Iron county, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-03-08
Arcadia College
HND HCKDENY
OF THE
...UrSuline Sisters.

The system OF education pursued in
this institution is designed to develop the
moral, intellectual and physical powers
Of the pupils; to make them refined, ac-
oomnl;shad ond nSaful m amhar nj sociaty
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
"HE RAN FOR LAWYER"
But There Was Doubt as to Whether
He Had Ever Caught
the Office.

A man from Pennsylvania went to
Vineland on a business errand. The
town was strange to him, and he was
unacquainted with the man Ia lawyer
he had gone to see. The directions he
received were so indefinite that he
found himself on the elge of the town
without having come to the house he
sought Then he met an old negro
and asked the way of him and learned
that the house lay about quarter of
a mile farther down the road.
"The man I want to see is law
yer" he said to the old man. as this
Mr.. Dash down the road lawyer"
"He amt no lawyer that l ever
heard tell Of" answered the negro.
you're sure?"
The old negro scratched his head in
deep thought. Then a CLEAN OF re-
membrance lighted his eye.
Now 1 think Of 1t, boss" he said,
"'pears like l do recollect he ran for
lawyer one time"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
FORT RILEY MANEUvERS.
Dates Upon which Militia from Diff
ferent States Will he in Camp
Announced by Gen. Whit.

Leavenworth. June 16.-Brigadier
Gen. Whit, commanding the depart
ment of Missouri. has announced that
militia will assemble at Fort Riley,
Kansas for the maneuvers on the fol-
lowing dates:
Nebraska, August to II: Arkansas,
August ~ to 10; Kansas, August 10 to
rs; Missouri, August &c to September
2; Iowa. September 16 to 23; Oklahoma
September % to 80. South Dakotas
time is not yet announced. The mill
tia will camp on Pawnee Flats with the
regulars The brigade from Fort Leav-
enworth will march overland, covering
200 miles. The maneuvers will be
from July Is to October Is. Kansas
will send brigade headquarters, two
regiments of infantry and battery
of artillery.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
"Be Pleasant Every Morning Until
Ten O'clock; the Rest Of the Day
Will Take Care of ITSELF"

w III Lake CdTe OIL ICSelI.
This is one Of the best little SER
mons we know. Have you ever
stopped to think that the morning
iSfthe time when your temper is usu-
ally ruffled, and have you ever
stopped to think that the cause Of
bad temper in the mornin5 is nearly
always because your stomach has not
been working properly during the
night? 1t has contained lot of indi-
gestible substances that form gas
and makes you have dreams. 1t
breaks up your rest and you wake up
in the morning tired, instead of re-
freshed, as nature intended you
should.
Our grand sires required no adj
monition to "Be pleasant every morn.
ing until 10 o'clock; the rest of the
day will take care of ITSELF" for they
digested their food and woke up full
of life and energy ready for the days
duties, and this was because they
lived on simple foods instead Of high
1y seasoned palatable connections,
which contain no nourishment. Ma
ture gave us milk, wheat and eggs,
and on these foods a person can
live Indefinitely, but if the milk is
skinned, and If the outside Of the
wheat is taken off the kernel, and If
the lime, the salt, and the iron, which
is in the outer part of the wheat
berry, if these are all removed, you
have simply starch alone; the starch
goes into the stomach and becomes
sugar.
Do you know that a person would
starve to death on plain white bread
and water? Do you know that he
could live indefinitely on whole wheat
bread or on whole wheat food ana
water? These interesting facts are
all set forth in book called Back
to Nature" which tells about proper
Lying and gives recipes for meals of
the simple kind-the kind that makes
you strong and well; the kind that
makes you pleasant every morning
until 10 o'clock" This book is pub
lished at great expense, but it is
paper. 1t is an advertisement Of
"EGG-O-SEE," the great food-whIch
is made from whole wheat, which is
baked and predigested and is all
ready to serve from the package you
buy at your grocers. You get more
life and energy from a 10-cent pack
age Of EGG-O-SEE than you will get
from thousand dollars worth of
white bread. This is no idle claim.
1t is a scientific fact. We want to
tell about this simple food question,
so write us and say please send me
copy of your book Back to Ma
ture,'" and the book will be sent you
at once without charge. Address
EGG-O-SEE CO., No. 10 First Street,
Quincy, Ill.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
ODD BITS OF INFORMATION.

The Hawaiians are the worlds best
swimmers.
A frog cannot breathe with its
mouth open
Japanese children are taught to
write with both hands.
An elephant will carry a load of
5000 pounds with ease.
Quakers are very healthy; their av.
erage longevity being 81 years.
The English school Of water-color
painting is the best in the world.
The turbot lays 100000 eggs
year-11, 800 more than the best
hen.
A certain Jail in Mexico consists of
an oak tree with chain and staple at
tachment.
Dried currants, fed regularly to
!. horses, give them phenomenal strength
kand endurance.
y At Quito, the only city directly on
the equator, the sun rises and sets al
ways at the same hour-six o'clock.
The Russians have the best teeth
an excellence which they impute ito
the regular chewing of sunf1ower seed.
In Spain physician gets five cents
a visit from a working man and 20
cents a visit from an aristocrat. He
is supposed to tend the poor for moth
ing.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
PURPOSE OF THE COURT.
As Understood by Lawyer Who
Knew How to Circum-
vent It.

Hon. A. G. levitt, lawyer, politician
and man of sarcastic wit, was once
trying case in the supreme court in
elfast, Me-, his home city. The judge
presiding, before being called to the
bench, had tried many cases against
Jewett, who did not entertain very
high opinion of his ability, relates the
Boston Herald.
In his closing argument Jewett, in
defiance of the rules of the court,
started in to read some law to the jury.
The court pounded on the bench and
said: "Mr. Jewett, you must not read
law to the jury in your closing argu-
ment." Jewett kept on reading with
out so much as a glance at the court.
The court, in thunderous tones, order
ed him to stop.
Jewett, who had by this time read
all he intended to read, turned calmly
to the judge and said: did your
honor address me?"
IT said" roared the judge, "you
must not read law to the jury in your
closing argument. | will give the law
to the jury. What do you suppose
the court is here for?"
"What is the court here for?" re-
sponded Jewett, in high falsetto, Il
suppose you know, sir, to keep order.
with the aid of the sheriff, sir, with all
due respect to the sheriff. sir"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22


great mental depression. was unable to at
tend tony house work, and life became bur
den to me. Twas confined for days to my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
81 could not bear to think of an operation,
and in my distress tried every remedy which
l thought would be of any use to me, and
reading of the value Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to sick women decided
to give it a trial. felt so discouraged that
had little hope of recovery, and when began
to feel better, after the second week, thought
it only meant temporary relief; but to my
great surprise found that kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in size.
"The Compound continued to build up my
general health and the tumor seemed to be
absorbed, until, in seven months, the tumor
was entirely gone and q well woman / am
SO thankful for my recovery that l ask you
to publish my letter in newspapers, SO other
women may know of the wonderful curative
powers of Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular or painful periods, weakness, dis
placement or liberation of the female
organs, that bearing-down feeling, in
fammation, backache, flatulence, gen.
eral debility, Indigestion or nervous
prostration, they should remember
there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such a record of cures of female
ills.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She is daughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease has been
advising sick women free of charge.
She has guided thousands to health.
Address, Lynn, Mass.
Remember that it is Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that is cur
ing women, and don't allow any druggist
to sell you anything else in it's place.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure in all its stages, and that Is
cure now known to the medical fraternity Catarrh
being q constitutional disease, requires constitu.
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
siren 9Th by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The propretors have
much faith in its curative powers that they oner
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t falls 70
cure. Send for list of testimonials,
Address +. j. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo, 0.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
KNOWS NOW
Doctor Was Fooled by His Own Case
for a Time.

It's easy to understand how ordi-
nary people get fooled by coffee when
doctors themselves sometimes forget
kthe facts.
, A physician speaks of his own ex.
perience:
Il had used coffee for years and
really did not exactly believe it was
injuring me although l had palpita-
ton of the heart every day.
Finally one day a SEVERE and al
most fatal attack of heart trouble
frightened me and gave up both
tea and coffee, using Postum instead
and since that time 1 have had alb
solutely no heart palpitation except
on one OF. two occasions when 1 tried
a small quantity of coffee which
caused severe irritation and proved
to me l must let it alone.
when we began using Postum it
seemed weak-that was because we
did not make it according to direc-
tions-but now we put little bit of
butter in the pot when boiling and
allow the Postum to boil full Is min.
utes which gives it the proper rich
flavor and the deep brown color.
Il have advised a great many of
my friends and patents to leave off
coffee and drink Postum, in fact l
daily give this advice" Name given
ny Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. '
Many thousands of physicians use
Postum in place of tea and coffee in
heir own homes and prescribe it to
patients. There's a reason"
A remarkable little book. THE
Road to MELVILLE" can be found in
pkEs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are Numbered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory if proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
CHILD'S AWFUL SKIN HUMOR
Screamed with Pain-Suffering Near
ly Broke Parents Heart-Speed-
lily Cured by Cuticura.

81 wish to inform you that the
Cuticura Remedies have put stop to
twelve years of misery 1 passed with
myfson. AS an infant noticed on his
body a red spot, and treated same
with different remedies for about five
years, but when the spot began to
get larger I put him under the care of
doctors. Under their treatment the
disease spread to four different parts
of his body. The longer the doctors
treated him the worse it grew. Dur
ing the day it would get rough and
form like scales. At night it would
be cracked, inflamed and badly swol-
len, with terrible burning and itching.
When 1 think of his suffering it near
ly breaks my heart. His screams
could be heard down stairs. The suf-
fering of my son made me full of
misery. I had no ambition to work,
to eat, mol. could l sleep. One doctor
told me that my sons eczema was
incurable, and gave it up for a bad
job. One evening I saw an article in
the paper about the wonderful Cuti-
cura and decided to give it trial.
l tell you that Cuticura Ointment is
worth its weight in gold; and when
had used the first box of Ointment
there was great improvement, and
by the time had used the second set
of Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resell
vent, my child was cured. He is now
twelve years old, and his skin is as
fine and smooth as silk. Michael
Steinman. Sumner Avenue, Brook
Ign, N. Y, April 16, 1906"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

de reason" said Uncle Eben, why
de elephant an de mule figures SO
much in politics is dat one allus wants
to be on parade an de other is allus
ready to kick. "-Washington Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
Care of Oilcloth.

Oilcloth should never be scrubbed with
a stiff brush or washed with strong soap.
Remove all dirt by carefully sweeping with
a soft hair brush. Then wash until clean
with tepid water and Ivory Soap. Rinse
with clear water to which has been added
a teaspoonful of kerosene Polish with
dry cloth. ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
Rurlinrton is Also Guilty.

Kansas City, Mo-, June 1.-THE
Chicago, Burlington & Quincy railway
was found guilty by a Jury in the
United States court at $3.50 O'Clock
wednesday afternoon upon each of the
four counts in the indictment upon
which 1t was tried for granting Illegal
concessions to four packing companies.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
Music for Neighbors.

1--WE got to practice on the piano five
hours a day." said the disconsolate
small girl.
What for?"
"'Cause mother and father don't like
our new neighbors." - Washington
Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
Best He Could Say.

what do you think of these peek
a-boo shirtwaists the girls are wear
ing?"
"Well, they're almost clothes."-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
Still Spiteful.

Her-Yes, she married him to spite
another girl.
Him-But why did she divorce him?
$50 he could marry the other girl,
and thus spite her some more. Chi
cago Daily News.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
Too Much So.

"Why do you call that ferocious bull
dog of your Tcy?"
Because when he once attaches
himself to a person he clings to one
SC" -Baltimore American.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
Suogesting Safe Course.

DuS 3 7tt1O OOer15o'
McFibb-That fellow Huskie called
me liar
Newitt-Yes?
Eyes What would you do about
it?".
"Well, If were you, I'd make 1t
point always to tell the truth when
he's around.-Catholic Standard.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

A man and wife shouldn't take them
selves too seriously. There's such q
thing as falling out by sheer force OF
gravity.-Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

Tie more experience men and woni-
en- have in rearing children, the slow
er they are to give advice about rear
ing children.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

A straight life is the shortest dis
lance between honesty and honor
Saturday Evening Post
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

Wanted:--The general public to know
that the Santa Fe Agent at Wichita, Kan
sas, is also agent for all steamer lines
both East and West.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

Red Cross Ball Blue should be in every
home. Ask your grocer for it. Large 2 OF.
package only 8 cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

To sec mill and say you saw it,
seek 10 see a saw mill.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

All up-to-date housekeepers use Red
Cross Ball Blue. 1t makes clothes clean
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
INTERESTING LETTER
WRITTEN BYANoTABLEWOMAN
Mrs. Sarah Kellogg Of Denver. Color
Bearer OF the Woman's Relief Corps,
Sends Thanks to Mrs Pinkham.

The following
letter was written
by Mrs. Kellogg,
of 1923 Lincoln
Ave-, d e n v e r,
Col. to Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn. Mass:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
-" For five years l
was troubled with a
tumor, which kept
growing, causing me
intense agony and
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

The seat OF conscience often seems
10 be in the liver
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle Of CASToRfA,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums. reduces IN.
danmation allays pain cures wind collie. sc bottle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

1t is sometimes easier to set good
example than to follow one.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-22

Most of us at times feel the need of
a postgraduate course in the school of
experience.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-20
MADE THE PERFECT PEARL
Process Discovered by French Chem ist Produces a Faultless
 Specimen.

A French chemist, M Tecla by name, has recently succeeded after Il years of research in discovering process to scientifically produce pearl that would equal the product of nature. The fact that rubies and pearls have been scientifically produced has stimulated manufacturers of these precious stones to seekqa duplicate of the pearls the popularity of which has been growing steadily in public demand.
 To this end perfect specimens of the pearl have been continuously sought after, and in many cases fabulous amounts are frequently paid for a saultless stone. It is said that through secret known only to himself M. Tecla has succeeded in attaining his ambition to produce what is apparent ly genuine pearl at one-sixth the cost of the orient specimen. cal- careous concretion, indestructible and of the adamant quality and exact weight of the real stone, with skin of fine and delicate texture and of a clear, almost translucent color, with the .subdued iridescent sheen so dear to judges of these very fascinating gems. M Tecla has only recently fin- ished the experimental stage and 1t will be quite some time before his re- suits will be brought before the public.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-20
Brass City Lodge Dance.

Brass City lodge, No 250, L. A. to B. of R. T., gave their second annual social and dance last evening at Eagles hall. A large crowd was in attendance and the affair was a financial and social success. Music was furnished by Lallier's orchestra. The committees in charge were as follows: Arrangement committee, Lizzie Kenney. Nellie Benton. Eliza beth H. Quinlan, Mattie Kenney; re- .ception committee, May heDon0wafi, Mary Conniff, Ann Connfff,n Bertha English, Nellie Benton, Frances Hurlburt, Mary M. Johnson, Anna L.. Johnson, Lizzie Kenney, Ellen Mee- han, Margaret Kenney, Lizzie Mey- CTS, Hattie Kenney, Katherine Mar tin, Josephine Quinlan, Mary Nee han, Bertha Rodgers. Mary T. Julien, Elizabeth H. Quinlan. May c. Riley, Lizzie Rabtoy, Della M. Quinlan, Hanna Riley, Emma s. Richards, Kate Thompson, Lizzie Riley, Anna Walsh, Della NJ. Starr, Philipping Wright, May Riley, Catherine O'Con- nor, Anna Danaher, Anna Moves, Rose Starr, Martha Terwilliger, Mar garet Leffler, Susie Gloven, Anna Johnson. Mary Connor, Anna Sher- man, Alice Kenney, Anabel Fisher.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1906-04-20
THERE IS COAL ENOUGH.
Plenty of Fuel to Last the World for Thousands
 of Years.

The total known coal production of the world is something like 790.o00,000 tons per annum. and experts state that even at this rate of production, there is sufficient coal to last thou sands of years to come. Some faint idea can be gathered from these fig ures of the enormous quantity of coal there is on this planet. and so one can better appreciate the statement made by Sir Robert Ball that all the coal on the earth would not supply the suns heat for one-tenth of second.
 There are many interesting facts about the sun which are not common knowledge. For instance, if the clouds were removed from the sun our luuin- ary would lose all it's brightness. and the sun spots. about which we have heard so much. are merely places where the clouds are broken.
 It is interesting to know that the power of the sun to warm us depends on an element so important to our life here on earth, such as the rose-colored prominenees on the sun. which con sist of hydrogen.