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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
ARNoLp .REsoRT s RAIDED:
Police Arrest the Inmates Again on
FamiIiar Charge.

The adisorderly house OF Lou Arnold
was raided by the police late Friday af-
fernoon. The arrest was made on the
suggestion of the council committee,
who in addition to the let of joints also
mentioned two houses, one of which
was Arnold's place.
Lou Arnold was III when the police
made their call and could not be taken
to the police station but two Of the in
mates. Tai Thompson and Madeline
Woods were escorted to the station to
later be released on bond
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
a Famous Cook Is Dead.

New. Orleans, La, Oct. 20.-Madame
Begues, for so years one OF the most
famous cooks in the United States,
died last night. On the guests register
at her tiny restaurant which seated
no more than forty persons, are some
of the most famous names in recent
United States history and also quaint
and original verses written by leading
American poets and authors. Madame
Begues was IS years of age. It was
necessary in the winter to engage seats
at her table q week in advance.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20

Denver. Oct. pa Republican special
from Gillette. Wye. says the band OF
Ute Indians whose threatening attitude
toward the settlers in the neighborhood
OF Gillette caused government troops to
be ordered to the scene. pulled stakes
and started in a body in the direction OF
Montana The Indians heard Of the
order for troops and Immediately began
preparations for leaving.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
CLEVELAND is Ill.
FORMER President Is Driven to Bed
by Cold.

New york oct. s20.=Grover Cleve-
land Is Ill from a severe cold at West
land, his country aome near Prince
ton. N J. He had been ailing since
early in the week and yesterday his
condition was such that he was COM
PEELED to take TO his bed.
1--WE don't consider Mr.. Cleveland's
illness very serious" said Mrs Cleve-
land yesterday, but in all probability
it will keep him in bed for several
DAYS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
FRENCH 81 the Defensive.

Oran, Algeria, Oct. ga mountain
battery under command Of Lieutenant
Bfebenne has been ordered to the
south frontier OF Morocco. opposite
Tablet. The French plans are strictly
defensive Risings of Importance in
Morocco are not expected till the mid
die of November, at the end of the
month OF feasting and fasting following
the Ramadan festival
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20

El Paso, Tex. Oct 20-Acting in COM
junction with Mexican Consul MalIen
the Ell PasO police last night made a
raid on the local junta of the alleged
Mexican revoiutionists. Pedro Gonzales
was the only man arrested here. Sim
ultaneously with the raid on the Aueri-
can side of the line, the police OF .T11are,
raided several well known Quarters.
where the revolutionists were thourbf
to meet and fifteen men were srresfad
Documents were secured in 81 Paso
showing connection Of the local organ
fzations with those of St. Louis. Doug
las Del Rio, Laredo and Eagle Pass
sere Throat and Cold in Chest reIievoa
sver nieht BY Omega oil Trial bottle i0e
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
Funston Goes West.

Washington, Oct. 20-GeneraI Funston
left Washington for San Francisco to
turn over the command of the depart
ment of California to Brigadier General
John J. Pershing.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
Old Church Burns.

New York, Oct. 2O.=A London dis
patch published here today reported
that Selby Abbey church was burned
and that it was probably doomed.
Selby Abbey church is one of the finest
examples of Norman architecture in
the world The church was built in
1870
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20

Wichita. Oct. 20-AIrs Emma r.
Iaderer. of Mcpherson. Kansas, daugh-
ter Of the late Governor Rich, of New
Mexico, died yesterday Of heart trou-
Bile
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
international heath Agreement.

washington. Oct 20s-Eeuador and
the United States and Panama viii en-
ter into an agreement providing for
uniform health regulations and inspec-
ton to protect the canal zone and the
two southern republics against yellow
fever and other contagious disease.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
Upton IN THE GAME.
VIII Build a 21 Foot Racing Yacht to
Contest for Own Trophy.

Chicago Oct. 20.-sir Thomas Upton
viii build a q foot racing yacht and
enter the annual races of the Columbia
Yacht club next year for the trophy
given by himself. Sir Thomas will in
all probability come to Chicago to see
the races sailed next year.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20

Houston. Tex. Oct. 20.-A passen-
ger train is reported wrecked IS miles
north Of this city and 20 passengers
injured A special train has been sent
to the scene.
Countess OF Carlisle Heads w. G. II. u.
Boston, Oct. 20.-The Countess of
Carlisle was chosen president CT the
Worlds ". c. T. U today to succeed
Lady Henry Somerset, who declined
reelection.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20

Chicago. Oct. 2O.-Forecast for Kan
sas: Rain and colder tonight: Sunday
rain or snow and colder; winds shifting
to high northerly Sunday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
CAUSE OF EARLY ISSUE.

A great many of the State Journal
carriers are Washburn college students
and to allow them to attend the big
Washburn-C Colorado football game this
afternoon the paper is issued at noon
today. This accounts for the early de-
livery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20
Mountaineer Football Team Met
by a Band.
Members Are Fine Looking
StalWart Hen.
GAME A HARD ONE
All Appreciate Today's Contest
Is Not Easy.
Sons Of Iehabod Entered Game
Somewhat Crippled.

The football team from Colorado uni
versity arrived in Topeka last night
about 500 over the Santa Fe Iney
We're met at the depot by a large dele-
cation Of Washburn rooters ana the
Washburn band who we're in one Oh the
large Vinewood cars The band played
while the team was getting of the tram
and then took them up Fifth street 70
the Throop hotel where the team VIII
remain until next Friday or SaJuIuaS
when they go to Lawrence to play ran
zsas The members of the team We're an
looking in fine shape despite the Iael
that they had been on the road 1oi
tWenty-four hours. The trip all the
way from Boulder was made in a spec
ial car They left Boulder at O'Clock
Thursday night.
The team will remain in Topeka all
next week and VIII use the w ashpuIH
grounds for practice preparatory 10 lle
Kansas game. This will give lhslu
good chance to get accllmateu anu q
their lungs adjusted to the heavier at
mosphere of this region. The Team
brought a barrel of Colorado water
which they viii use while 1t lasts ana
no one viii be incapacitated by USING
water which does not agree Win LIEN lii,
They also brought their books ana VIZ
try to study a little while on the Trip.
twenty men including the coach ana
manager, comprise the party All inc
men are i'm good condition and say they
will plav their best. They are not tank
ing very much of what they are gums
to do as they realize they Will nave
hard game. -,,-,.,e. ~
Coach Frank Castleman in taking Oh
the game last night said: wv e THINK VIZ
have a good team this year ana 1Hlhh
Colorado VIII give Washburn halu
game would not care to say tnat We
expect to win as We expect Boou 4lalo
game from Washburn- we nave d Vs-S
GOOD team. / think. and viii be ulsap
nofnted- q good deal if Colorado does nor
rlir mr., q verv strong game against
3Vashburn. Most anything IS possiple
rndar the new rules and to say tHdl
either side will win would be fooilsn-
hone Colorado viii win but at an events
i hope the best team will be the Vlctol'
Captain John Salberg comm elleu
upon tOday's game IN Llu t1l eLS saI5-e
manner as did Coach Casllslilall.
do NOT know much about WashDurh )
81 flftv this year but we judge tnae
they have a good strong team Il o .-
their record this season. we nd
worried ND good bunch OF men 10
5efend the silver and Gold tomorrow
and expect to put up GOOD game. w"
certainly want to win the game put II
we don't Washburn Will know they
have been in one of the hardest games
they ever played. Colorado mas the
incest bunch of football players that
7 know of and if we win it will be by
good square football No dirty play
ing goes with Colorado
The officials fer the game are Coach
Onigley of St. Marys, referee Coach
Ahern of K. s. A. c.. umpire FroI-
Harsh barger of Washburn and James
Stewart. head linesman and time
xeeper The lineup of the two teams
as given out today
Colorado Position -Washburn
salberg -..........left end. .--..-.- Haughey
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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-10-20

1t has been positively announced
that Glenn MnHce. the fast right half
of the Washburn team. will not be in
the game today He has been in the
HOSPITAL ever since yesterday morning
and there is no Improvement in his
condition. His temperature last night
was considerably over one hundred
degrees. DR.. McCHntock. who has
had his case in charge. has positively
forbidden him to play today and does
not think that he viii play again this
year Williams and White VIII do the
bunting this afternoon.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
Bad Stomach Makes
Bad Blood.

You can not make sweet butter In q
fo,Il nnclean churn. The stomach serves
rs n churn in which 10 agitate, work up
and disintegrate our food as 1t Is being
dipested. If IL be weak, sluggish and
foul the result will be torpid, sluggish
liver and bad, impure blood.
The ingredients OF DR.. Pierce's doiden
Medical Discovery are just such as best
serve TO correct and cure ell such de-
rangementS. Tt Is made up without a
drop OF alcohol In its composition; chem
ically pure, trlple-refned glycerine being
used Instead OF the commonly employed
alcohol. Now this glyc0rne IS OF itself q
valuable medicine. instead OF deleterl-
ols agent Ike alcohol especially In the
cu-e ~ weak stomach, dyspepsia ana Inc
vario1is form OF indigestion. Prof.. tlnley
Eliingwood, NJ. H., OF Bsnnett MedlcSi
College, Chicago, says Oh 49,. -. ,.,,.-
WIn dyspepsia 1t serves an excellent cuI-
nose. > IL is one OF the best manufact-
ured products OF the present time IN ~: ~
action upOn enfeeblec, dlsOrdered slomachs;
especially II there IS liberation or catarrhati
Eastriiis (calarrhal iniiammatiOn OF stoinsSn.
/; is n most eflcient preparation. biyceIlue
will relieve many cases Of pyrOsls lheartDuIul
and excessive gastric acidity. IL IS nseInl IN
chronic intestinal dyspepsia. especially ths
natulent variety. and IN certain iotnls VI
chronic constipation. stimulating the secso,
tory and eXcretOry functions OF the lnieStinRl
eWben combined, In just the right proper
tions. with Golden Seal root, Stone roof
Riack I,Hi CherrybarE, Queens root, Blood:
root and Mandrake root. or the extracts OF
these. as in DR.. Picrcc's Golden Medical
discovery, there can be no doubt oi It's
great efficacy In the curo OF all stomach.
fver and intestinal disorders and derange-
ments. These several ingredients have
{be efrOnqost endorsement Ia all Such
cssas of s1ch eminent medical leaders as
prot. R Bartholow. NJ D.. OF Jefferson Med
ical College Chicago; Prof Hobart A. Hare:
hi D., OF Medical department., University o,
pa: Prof Laurence johnson, N. D., Mealc4l
Department, University OF New YORK froI; fiSdi
Edwin NJ. Hale. VI. u. Hshnemann Meolcai
College. Chicago: Prof John VI. Scuddef NJ. u.
and Prot John King. NJ. D.. Authors oi the
American DispensGt3ry. and scores OF DINERS
among the leading medical men OF our lann;
Who can doubt the curative virtues OF
n medicine the ingredients OF which nave
such q professional endorsement
Constipation cured by Doctor. Piercef
Pleasant Pellets. One or two dose.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
EXANDRIA VA MONDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 10. 1906.
Tunnel Under East River.

Manhattan and Brooklyn borcughs
were conuecied under the East river
Saturday by the piercing OF the last Sec
ton of earth which separated the ends
OF the norih tube Of The tunuel oi the
rapid transit rsilroad extension, 10 feet
heneath the surface Of the river, snd by
Joining by a l0-:nch pipe the two boies
Of the tunnel. The shield which had
been boring from the Manhattan side
and that which had been boring from
the Brooklyn side we're stopped when
shout 65 feet spert, and preparations
we're made to connect with the pipe 10
give the engineers an opportunity to
check up their lines before the iiosl
closure OF the shields. With powerful
Jacks. with water and air pressure, the
pipe was "wsshed" through the earth.
with the Brooklyn shield moving behind
it and the Manhattan shield stationary.
The East river tunnel extends from the
Battery to Joralemon s;-set, Brooklyn.
When the tracks are laid IL will form
,srt of the subwsy rapid transit system
from Kingsbridge to Brooklyo.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
Insane Man In Street Car.

Elmer McNeal, a demeuted coa
miner, armed with two revolvers, yes
tcrdsy shot Unfortunately at Passen
gers in a crowded trolley car in Jackson
Ohio, instantly killing Harry White
probably mOrtally wouudiDg j d. Var
Alta, of Newark, Ohio, and seveis,
woundiug j. f. KnDison, suPerinten
dent of the public schools of Jackson.
McNeal was finally thrown through
the car window. Relosding the pistols,
he went uptown, pursued by officers and
citizens, who shot him though the head
mortallY wOundiug him, after running
fight
NcNeal was TWICE a patient at th'
Athens Insane Asylum, but wss not vic
lent. lie was not known TO any of th'
victims,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
a Positive
CURE
EIy's Cream Balm

Gives Relief al Unce.
j cleanses, soothes
heals and protects
tho diseased men,
brane. il cures Ca
tarrh and drives
away q Cold in the
Head quickly. Re
aiOres the Senses OF
Taste and Smell. L
ei-ts or by mail ; II
Ely Rrofhers.56W w
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
alexandria 0azsrts,

TRHMs: Daily-l year, $500; 6 months,
$3.50; 3 months, $l2s; l month, AZ cents
/ week, 10 cents.
Tri-weekly-l year, $500; months, Sl'oV
months, rs cents; month. rs cents.
Contract advertisers will not be allowed to ex
ceed theirspace unless theexcess is paid fol
AT transient rates, and under no circum'
stances will they be allowed to advertise
other than their legitimate business in the
space contracted for.
Msrriage and death notices must be paid FOL
IN advance.
Resolutions in memonam. Of thanks, tributes
of respeet. resolutions adopted by sOcietie:
or persons, unless Of public concern, VIII
- be printed in the paper as advertise
Inents.
fEntered at the POstofice Of Alexandra, VIZ
ginia, as second-class natter
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS

An ULD AND WELL-TRIED Rem KDY.-
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrn2 has been
used tor Cges sixty ssaFs by millions Of
mothers fer their cLDd.en whlis teerning
With perfect success. II soolhes the child
sOftens the guns, ailays sll pain, cures wind
colic and is the best remedy fer Dlarrhga, II
pleasant 10 the taste, Se!d b. druggists In
every part Of the world. Twenty-Five cents
bottle. It's value is incalculsbie. Be surs
and ask for Mrs. Winsi0w's Soothing Syrup
Snd take 10 other kind.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
Weak Women

20 weak and ailing women. there Is at ieasl ono
cav 10 help. But Nith that way. two tNaIniehia
,nugf be combined. ono Is local one Is colst,l't
stC~ai fut b0th era hop0Itant. both essential.
Dr. shoop's Night Cure is the Local
Dr. shoop Restorative. tho Constitutional
ihef1rrsl~-pr. ShOOp' Night Curc-is topical
,oucous melnbrane suppOsitory remedy. while DE
Shoop's Restorative is wholly an internal treat
ment. Tbs Restorative reaches throughout tho
entire system seeking ne repair ol al Ne'Fe'
III tissue. and all blood ailments.
The Night cure AS Us name implies, uees us
work while you sleep. VI so0thes sore and inflan
ii mucous surfaces. heals local weaknesses anu
discharpes while the Restorative. eases nervous
eycitement gives renewed yigor and ambition;
builds Up wasted tissues. bringing about fene"ei
strength yigOr and energy. Take Dr. Shoop
70 tbe system For positive local help, use rs well
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10

EOR RENT-rte desirable PRESS BRIC X
4 HOUSE, No 30 north Royal street.
rooms, bath ard dry cellar, modern improve.
ments. Moderate rent TO desirable ieuant.
Possession Immediately
g. A. HA2L0W,
0e2 N. Royal Street.
dece lf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10

Beef,Veal, Pork
.Lamb,MuttOn,
Pudding, Sausages and
All Kinds OF Pork
Products Always Cheaper
Than Others.
Best Potatoes, 75C bushel.
Best FIour---Table Belle,
$3.50 barrel.
Best Flour---Senator, $3.50
barrel.
Best Granulated Sugar,
SC pound.
Best Lard, 12c pound.
Best Mixed Nuts, l2hc Id.
10 lbs. Good Lard, $l.OO.
Chase & Sanborn Coffee,
the talk of town, 22c lb.
Agents Elk Grove Butter.
Apples, 500 to So barrel.
Florida Oranges.
Malaga Grapes.
Seeded Raisins, Currants.
French Candy, &c lb and up
Chocolate Creams, 12c
pound up.
Imported, Switzer, Rogue
fort, Edam and Lin
burger Cheese.
Bay from first hands and save the
small dealers profit.
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COnntfy Orders ProDply Filled
dec3 3w
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
Following The Flag.

When our soldiers went to Cuba and the
Philippines. health vas the m'st important
consolidation. Willie T. Morgan, retired
Commissary Sergeant U. S. A.. Of Rural
r nte I, Concord, n. H.. says: II was two
years in Cuba aud two years in the Philip
pines, and being subject TO colds, took n
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
which kept me iu perfect health. And now,
in New Hampshire, Ne find it the best medi.
cine in the world for coughs, colds, bronchial
troubles and all lung Diseases" Guaranteed
atF. 5. eadbtater & Sons, druggists. Prize
1s snd $40. Trial hottie free.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
FOR SALE AND REN r.

COR RENT.-BRICK DWELLING No
i 6l0 sou'h Lee street. Large side ant
back yard. For Information apply at thu
office. no2Q If
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
DRY GOODS
Christmas Is
Only Thirteen
Shopping
Days OIL.
Whoever Doesn't Hurry
Now Will Worry
After a While.

The store il yours TO ealoy: sort Of public
pleasure resort. Every section IL overiiowins
with gift things, carefully selected in the best
markets, and marked o. uniformly low prices
We submit list Of suggestive articles suit
able for gils:
Leather Goods.
Fancy Belts,
Ladies' Eeckwear.
scarfs and 6hanss.
Work Boxes,
Toilet Cases.
Smoking Sets.
Manicure 9ets,
Fancy Jewely.
Evening Fans,
Fancy Aproas,
Fancy Ribbons,
silk suspenders,
Windsor Ties,
Fancy Stand Covers.
Ladies Sweaters.
Mems Sweaters.
Umbrellas,
Tapestry PortieFes,
Tapestry Couch Covers.
Tapestry Table Covers.
Lace Curtains.
Blankets,
Comforts,
White Spreads,
Bugs.
Table Linens.
Hahkerchiefs,
Mufilsrs.
Kid Gloves,
Mems Kid G'oyes.
Mems Neckwear.
Silk Waists.
Lawn Waists,
I-dies' Coats,
Children's Coats,
Infants Colts
ladies' Top. Skirts,
ladies' Suits.
Dressing Sacques,
Silk Pethcoats.
Aereerized
Petlicoais.
Gfy-We allow discount Of ten per cent
to charitable institutions and Sunday schoc,
1S-Fine Handkerchiefs and Kid Glove
boxed free Of charge.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10

Eenredy's Laxative Cough Syrup drives
ont the cold aud stops the cough. Contains
Honey and Tar. Free from any, oplates;;
Conforms to the National Pare, Food and
Drne law. Pleasant to take. Sold by W. +.
Creipbton & Co., sol King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10

Nearly new Five Room
Frame Dwelling on King
street road about half a
mile from Alexandria, with
over a half acre of land and
good barn.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-12-10
REAL ESTATE.
Rent

Il VE E\N11&
2O5 Queen. rocms... 5 600
2l6 9. Fayette,....,....G rooms" $50
2lS 5. Fayette......,...6 rooms. $50
All Wilkes. s.."..-..lO rooms. IL 30
Washington ST., ext, 6 rooms. 1900
7lS Queen........,..,.0 rooms. 22.0O
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1906-11-03
Our Generous offer

We are going to increase the cir
culation of the Press and as an in
centive to you to assist us in our
campaign, we have secured from
the Filler Piano company the
beautiful s400 piano which is on
exhibition in the window of the
Occur d'Alene Furniture company.
Ais Sherman street.
1t a piano with tone and fin
ish that will please the most artistic.
Now the question is, do you want
this piano? If so you can get it if
you wish to work. Beginning Mon.
day, Nov. 5, there will be one coupon
in each paper printed, for each year
IL contract you receive coupons fol-
800 votes, six months control l0C
votes. We deliver by carrier to any
house in the city, and by mail TO any
place in the world, that has a post
office. So you are not confined L
territory. You have until Dec. p
I p. m. to work Contacts can b
had by applying to the office, and
full instructions will be given.
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Special Party Rates.


In Oregon, Washington, west Of
Hope an Wallace, main line and
branches.
For ten or more people, all on one
ticket, going and returning together.
provided the party is base ball, bas-
ket bail or amAtuer athletic team,
threatical company or any body of
ten or more people organized for
public amusement PURPOSES, from
any point on our line to any other
point on our line and return, in the
above territory, at one and one
third fare per capita, based on the
lowest first class limited rates.
For the general public: Same rats
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are % or more, all on one ticket, go
ing and returning together.
For the general public: For any
special excursion party Of 100 d
more, using cur line as above, VI
viii make q rate Of one fare 10
round trip.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1906-11-03

Bailey says the whole movement
against him is an attempt to put facts
In a false light. He denies that he
knew the Waters-P Pierce OH company
vas allied with the Standard OH when
he acted In its interests In Texas or
that he ever made any secret of his re-
lation to Tennessee railroad properties.
as there could, he says. be no objection
to his employment In the capacity In
which he was engaged.
Senator Bailey has great reputa-
ton as a wit but he once found his
match. While he was a congressman
he attended a mass meeting In his dis
trict and referred to Jacob T. Patrick.
a prominent Republican from Ken
tuckyS as Judge" This lncensed Mr..
Patrick. who finally arose and said:
Il am not judge. have no title, !
am the only strictly private citizen in
the entire commonwealth of Ken.
lucky"
''Well, sir" replied Mr.. Bailey, you
are unique. 1 should think that you
would be at least a colonel have
always understood that in Kentucky IL
is the easiest and cheapest thing in the
world to be a colonel"
There is something in that" replied
Mr.. Patrick. 1T is almost as easy and
cheap TO be a colonel in Kentucky as to
be a congressman in Texas"