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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1906-03-29
Here and There

Mrs Fred Crandall wert to Carthage
today to visit her parents.
Go to Hiss Frick for the American
Beauty Corset, best on the market.
Over IJes cheaper than any where
at Strattons.
Mabel Hughes is now at Sheldon
where mas II position.
Our A is always clean and in the
dry. 4 i aason Goodman Lumuer %
Hall and Wells jewelers. q fine line of
watches and jewelry. Repairing spec
ialty at Jasper Racket.
Sees oyce and Lee before you buysa
hat.
Mrs John ward who has been quite
sick is reported some better.
Defiance Starch in IL OF packages 1Oc
at STATIONS.
Get Thoroughbred Hat of ..,Ioyce &
Lee.
Miss Cenith Logan left yesterday for
California to visit her sister.
The most Beautiful water sets at
Jasper Racket.
Why not get Beautiful Picture free
at the Jasper Racket Go aud see them.
--latest things in Collars belts and
combs at Miss tricks.
Maple Syrup 35c per quart at STRAIT
toms.
Fresh clean groceries, candies, cigars,
and tobacco at Strattops.
Mrs Q e Campbell is sole agt for the
Henderson Corset best on the market.
A little girl baby was born to Mr. and
Mrs Joe Rice last Saturday, but died
Sunday.
Miss Frick, Spring Millinery, too busy
to write ADS.
Miss Loud will do all dressmaking at
one-half price till Sat, April 14th, at
Miss Frick's Millinery Store.
David Baylss left yesterday morning
for II illrose, Colo, where he expects to
take charge Of farm.
The very latest in belts, combs,
purses, neck wear and coilarottes. Mrs
G E Campbell.
Misses Minnie and Bessie johnson Of
near Carthage visited several days last
week with Mrs Omer Webb.
If you want the Best Hog Fence or
earth AT COST come to the Dickson
Goodman Lumber Co.
Crandall Bros. will always pay the toy
OF the market for Beef Hides. tt
Mrs Bird and son VIM arrived last
night from an extended visit in Ohio.
Best gradeof sugar corn cans for IL
cents cans for 25 cents. Boucher s. Sor
We now have plenty of both Luml
and Nut Coal. Send Us your orders
Dickson Goodman Lumber Co.
Way Moon came in today from Bed
ford Iowa for visit with old friends.
Sue our fancy shirt waists we hav'
the white wash fsilk, black china sill
linen and beautiful white lawn wal ST
cheaper than you can make them. Ash
to see them and got prices. Mrs. G. E
Campbell.
Try the Leader Balanced Ball Bear
ing Washer. A child can operate it
They are guaranteed. Also look a
those Leavenworth, Charter Oak ant
Acron Steel Ranges and other cas-
sloves-up- to-date. Also Bread Nike
and time saver. VIM BAYNE
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The w CT w will meet with Mis- w.
8. Crowl next Tuesday afternoon April
3. al members are requested to be
present.
Ladies-we have a nice line OF linen
lunch cloths stamped Doilies. Sofa
pillows tors Bsttenferg 'raids pillow
cords etc. Mrs E h Campbell.
Buy your neckwear at Joyce and Lee
We have decided to ciuse out our Hog
Fence ana W, sell II AT cost whlle 1t
lasCs. Dichasun- u o,..il,... Lu,uuvr 20.
=. Harve Buerge has bought out the in
terest of his partner Chas, Ward 10 the
feed mil business and will conduct the
business ut the old stand.
Now is the time to get u good Hog
Fence at cost. Let us tell you how
cheap we are now selling II. Dickson.
Goodman Lumber co.
| Ira Cir. flu ana little grandson Landen
Hail left Last week for Junction City
| where they will make an extended VISIT
with his daughter at that place.
we have some swell dress patterns in
the chapgabie silk Sl.UO per yard. Mrs
T. E Campbell
Il he north bound trains were delayed
somewhat last Thursday by wreck at
Carthage caused by Il through freight
engine coilidlDg with Tie switch engine
ut that place.
FOR SALE-Barred Plymouth eggs
for Matching. 10 for 40 cts. Il f Follmer
1878
Harry Burch goes to Carthage this
evening to attend the Ward MlGstrels
which appears at that place on that
night aud also appears in Jasper on
Saturday night.
Our Fencing is 20 inch, 2G inch and
% inch in both inch and l2 inch stay
and it can be had at cost as long las it
lasts. Dickson Goodman Lumber Co.
AS has been its custom for severn!
days past, the recorders office yester.
day issued one marriage license only
1t was to Will F. Isenman and Nora
Vonier, who both gave their dwelling
place as jasper City.-Carthage Demo
crat.
The we'll known Psrcheton Stallion
Dapple Rose aud the young Jack Dock
West will make the season of 1906 at /
+. Follmer's place west of Depot Ja'
per, Mo, 1914
Harry Nard brings his new minstre
company Ia Jasner on the 3lst list. ant
from all reports this season he has ex-
ceeded any Of his former successful
efforts 10 the niastrsl line. Among tn,
performers are tho Shanklin acrobats
the Crawford instrumentslsts and Bel
Pagan comedian. The band is simply
wonder, and will be heard on parade ans
10 the noon concert.
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Eggs lOr Matching

White Plymouth Rock. Sl.00 per,15
Choice young stock for sale. Alta
hurst 2 miles south Of town.
Il w RUMBLE, prop.
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with that old enemy of tho race. Con-
stipation, often ends in Appendicitis.
To avoid all serious trouble with Stom-
acb, Liver and Bowels, take DR.. King s
New Life Pills. They perfectly regu-
late these organs, without pain or dis
comfort. Csc at Webb Bros Mer. Co.
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JOHNSTON & DAVIS. Props.
Tie News Agency.

Papers Delivered Daily. We
receive; your. subscription on
any paper or magazine. We
solicit youo orders for copies of
any magazine, by the copy or
yearly: Leave your money tell
US what you want you'll get the
next magazine No. or. the next
issue Of the paper. Prompt and
painstaking service our mo toin
everything.
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j. W. Miller.
G B WADE p NJ.

PASTURE-60 acres good red top and
timothy pasture for rent. Inquire Geo
Seaman miles west and 1a4 IN les
north Of Jasper.
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State of Missouri, County of Jasper. SIS:
We, DR. Geo u Andrews as president,
and Bert Webb rs cashier OF said bank,
each of US, do solemnly swear thai. the
above statement is true to the best of
our knowledge and belief.
DIR. GEO d. ANDREWS, President.
(sEALl BERT WEBB, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me,
this 2Sth day Of March A. d, nineteen
hundred and six.
Witness my hand and notaral seal Oh
the date last aforesaid. Commissioned
and qualified for term expiring Oct &c,
1906. RR LARRIcK. Notary Public.
OMER WEBB
Correct Attest: GEO. REX DIRECTORS
JACOB MGCAsLIN
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Spring styles in Skirts, Belts, Purses
Combs and Neckwear at Mrs Uampbell's
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Letter List.

List of unclaimed letters remaining in
the Post Office at Jasper Mo. for the
week ending Mar. % 1906.
LETTERS.
Clrrenco 3. Bishop. Jan ID. Eoff
H. w. Grey. Miss Mae Hampton.
George Lemasters. Bert Walters.
NJ ISIS Stella Stamon. Rob Storey
[foreignl
CARDS
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29
ODD BITS Or 1o21rAT1o1l.'

Tho Hawaiians ars tho worlds besst
swimmers e
1 "A frog cannot breathe with Its
mouth open =&-:z. 5z s. &.s
= japanese children are taught to
write with both hands. = . 4 ts sHs5ss
An elephant4will carry q load of
5000 pounds with ease. ~ Is.
!. Quakers are very healthy; their ~:
'erage longevity being 81 years.
The English school of water-color
painting is the best in the world. X K
The, turbet lays. 100000 eggs. a
year-11. 1893. 800 more than the best
hen. r.. -. .. y;
A. certain Jail in Mexico consists Of
an oak tree with chain and staple, at
tachment.
Dried currants, fed regularly to
horses, give them phenomenal strength
and endurance. 81
At Quito. the only city directly on
the equator, the sun rises and sets al
ways at the same hour-six o'clock.
The Russians have the best teeth
an excellence which they impute Ito
the regular chewing Of sunflower seed
In Spain physician gets five cents
visit from a working man and 20
cents a visit from an aristocrat. He
ts supposed to tend the poor for moth
Ing. @ez
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29
KNOWS NOW
Doctor Was Fooled by His Own Case
for q Time.

It's easy to understand how ordi-
nary people get fooled by coffee when
doctors themselves sometimes forget
the facts.
A physician speaks of his own ex-
perience:
Il had used coffee for ears and
really did noe exactly believe it was
injuring me although I had palpita-
ton OF the heart every day.
FINALLY one Cay severe and al
most fatal attack of heart trouble
frightened me and / gave up both
tea and coffee, using Postum instead
and since that time L have had alb
solutely no heart palpitation except
on one or two occasions when tried
g. small quantity of coffee which
caused severe irritation and proved
to me must let it alone. II
When we began using Postum it
seemed weak-that was because we
did hot make it according to- direc-
tions---but now we put little bit of
butter in the pot when boiling and
allow the Postum to boil full is min
utes which gives it the proper: rich
favor and the deep brown color. !.
~ have advised great many OF.
my friends and patients to leave of
coffee and drink Postum, In fact I
daily give this advice" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Greek. Mich.
+ Many thousands OF physicians use:
Postum in place Of tea and coffee In
their own homes and prescribe it. to
patients. There's q reason
A. remarkable little book, The
Road to- WeHVille,' = can be found In
Digs. s<:s.s.. S.. .zs !
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29
cfilLD's AyvFUIl SKIN HuMoR
Screamed with Pain--sufeerinR Near.
s. " Brooks PARENTS Heart Speed
ily Cured by Cuticura. ~,

IT wish to inform you that Cuticuur !,
Remedies have put : stop to twelve
years OF misery ] passed with my son. AZ
an infant noticed on his body a red
spot, and treated same with different
remedies for about. five years, but when
the spot began to get larger + put him
under the care of doctors. Under their
treatment the disease spread to four DIFF
ferent parts of his body. The longer the
doctors treated him the worse it grew.
During the day it would get rough and
form like scales. At night it would be
cracked, infamed, and badly swollen, with
terrible burning and itching. When /
think Of his suffering, it nearly. breaks
my heart. His screams could be heard
down stairs. The suffering of my son
made me full of misery. / had no ambi-
ton to work. to eat, nor could sleep.
One doctor told me that my sons eczema
vas ineprable, and gave it up for = bad
the paper about the wonderful Cuticura
and decided to give it a trial. I tell you
that Cuticura Ointment is worth its
weight in gold, and when had used the
first box of Ointment there was q great
improvement, and by the time had used
the second set of Cuticura Soap, Ointment,
and Resolyent, my child was cured He
is now twelve years old, and his akin
is as fine and smooth as silk. Michael
Steinman, 7 Sumner Avenue, Brooklyn,
N. ". April l6. 1867 ~ :
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29
DELICATE EMBROIDERY,

as light and feathery as possible, are
worked upon white mousseliue de sole
or cambria, which, in it's turn, is ap-
piled to a background of .soft-colored
silk or Of the aforementioned ma
terfal. AS shown in the illustration,
the work is adapted to *nightdress
sachet, upon which a design of MI
Tchaelmas daisies is worked, partly on
ivory mousseline de sole, partly on
the heliotrope glace silk TO w:s;ch 1t
is applied, the effect being particu-
larly delicate; This style of embroi-
derry also works out well and mex
pensiveiy on battste, with soft book
muslin over It, and such lovely
shades are to be had in the former
material that il lends itself admir-
ably to the purpose Of background.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29
TOLD OF THE TITLED.

The sultan of Turkey is a great coll
fector OF canaries.
Lord Tweedmouth, first lord Of the
British admiralty, is an assiduous col
lector of old china.
President Diaz returned the other
day from hunting trip with three
mountain cats and II deer. Mexico's
president is only rs.
Prince Khilkoff, formerly minister
OF railroads in Russia, and builder Of
the Trans-Siberian road, intends to
make tour Of inspection Of the rail-
roads Of this country.
Frederick WILL, king Of Denmark,
Is said to be In the habit of inviting
editors OF leading political organs to
visit the castle to discuss the different
political issues of the day.
Prince Kotchoweff, Russian, has
been ordered by the Berlin courts to
pay $3.50 a year for life to waiter
whom he assaulted during the Russo
Japanese war in a Dresden hotel.
King Alfonso of Spain is devoted
to the pleasures Of the table, and
keeps a cook up until four In the
morning. Five meals are served in
the "a hours at the Escurial palace.
Sir Edward Clarke, the brilliant
member Of parliament who is making
his presence felt by denouncing the
idea Of tax on meat or corn, start
ed as jewelers. assistant in his IA
theirs store.
In appointing his son, Lord Bruce,
as his private secretary, the earl OF
Elgin only followed the example OF
the late Wllliam E. Gladstone, who,
when he became prime minister in
1880, appointed Herbert Gladstone,
then a young man of 20. to similar
position.
The duke Of Norfolk is man of
simple tastes, and yet he is the pos
SCISSOR Of tho most extravagant cos
he wears as earl marshal represents
an outlay Of over $1,000 exclusive OF
Jewels. Seventeen thousand yards OF
embroidery are worked into the coat
in gold lace until but little Of the
original cloth is to be seen. His
grace feels more at home In his old
clothes.
Lloyd George, now a membe; Of the
British cabinet, was addressing a
meeting in Wales, and his chairman
said: II half to introduce you to the
member Of Carnarvon boroughs He
has come here to reply to what the
bishop Of St. Asaph said the other
night about Welsh disestablishment.
In my opinion, gentlemen, the bishop
of st. Asaph is one Of the biggest
liars in creation; but he bass his
match in Lloyd George"
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GIRLS WANTED:

Wanted in family OF three people,
three gfrls-competent cook, house
maid and chamber maid. Preferably
friends or~acquaintances who will
work harmon1ously and for the in
terest Of the house.. Must be thor
oughly reliable and trustworthy and
give good testimonials from former
employers. House has every conven-
fence; maids rooms large, pleasant
and opening together. : Wages $25 per
month with a yearly increase to the
right girls and two weeks vacation to
each GIRL. All of present maids in
my employ from three to ten years.
Full particulars on application. Ad-
dress Mrs. Geo. A. Joslyn. Omaha. Neb.
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0RACULAR OBSERVATIONS.

Many good resolution quickly runs
down at the heel.
A pretty girl can teach a man most
anything but good common sense.
It pays to look a mule In the face
when you have anything to say to
him.
About half Of the things bought on
credit would not be bought If cash
were demanded.
Have you noticed that the bottom
Of cup of Joy that runs over Is sell
dom far from the top?
It's a good deal better to think
poetry than to write it, and better to
write it than to print it.
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e.
j To Brighten q Switch.

For Frightening switches Of false
hair dip them into common ammo nia
without 1diIution. Half a pint IS enough
forsthis purpose. and the dipping iss
said To- revive. t and make the hair.
look as If Just cut from the head. #s=@
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29
Bad Effect of Athletics.

Bad Effect Of Athletics.
This man." explained the hospital
doctor, lis the victim Of athletics"
"Ah, overturned, suppose :.
"No, he never trained a bit. The
fellow who hit him had, though
Philadelphia Ledger.
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Too Much So.

"W]y do you call that ferocious bull
dog OF your 1cy?'"
Because when he once attaches
himself to a person he clings to ona
so."-Baltimore American.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29
Music for Neighbors

Music for Neighbors.
1--WE got to practice on the piano five
hours a day." said the disoonsolate
small girl.
What for?''
"'Cause mother and father don't like
our rev >neighbors" - Washington
Star. 80"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29

"As near as I kin make de difference
out" said Uncle Eben, cts dis way.
De speculations dat wins is invest
ments, an dem dat loses Is gambl1n'."
-WashingtOn Star. 1
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29

A man and wife shouldn't take them
selves too seriously. There's such a
thing as falling out by sheer force Of
gravitY-Puck !:
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29

The more experience men and>wom.
en- have in rearing children, the slow.
er they are to give advice about rear.
ing children: ~ g
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BY MARGARET E. SANGSTER.
Copyright. 1906, by Joseph B. Bowles)
When, a few years ago, the son of
Robert and Elizabeth Browning was
induced to publish the love letters Of
his father and mother, written to one
another in the confidence and unre-
serve of their mutual affection, every
body shivered as If a blow had been
struck at the most sacred and tender
thing in life.
The first shock ever, everybody who
had found inspiration and Joy in the
poems of the marvelously gifted pair,
proceeded to read the letters. They
were found to be not very unlike the
love letters of other people, with no
pretentions to genius and no ability to
pour themselves ont in splendid verse.
Neither Mr. nor MIS- Browning before
their marriage or after seemed to have
descended to banality or gush. Their
letters were honest and affectionate
and sensible, and were often rather
commonplace, merely the everyday let
tiers of cultivated man and an intel
ligent woman who understood one an
other and were necessary to one an
others happiness.
What was true of the Browning cor
respondence is found to be true in the
main in all the published love letters
Of the world. Here and there we find
high flown courtesy and exaggerated
compliment, youthful ardor and burn
ing enthusiasm, but usually the flame
of love, If it is to burn steadily on the
hearth for life time, starts as good
hearth fire docs, with. kind1ings that
light, other and stronger combustfbles
and do not burn out with the first
vivid fash.
guage of passionate devotion, that con-
tain too great an amount OF protesta-
ton or that intrench on delicacy and
modesty are not the expressions of
true love. There can be no real love
where there is not the highest esteem
and the most chivalrous regard.
Take, for example, the letters ex-
changed by husband and wife when
they are temporarily separated. Of
course, they write to each other every
day. When postage is cheap and COM
munication swift and sure, there is no
reason why members of the same fam
lily should not exchange letters fire.
quently and constantly when they are
separated by business or pleasure, but
although the married lovers are essen
tial to each other, although they have,
so TO speak, the same heartbeat, they
do not fill whole sheets with, declara-
tons of admiration.
All that is in the past. Mary writes
about the children, about Johnny's
whooping eough and Fanny's school
report, and the new paper on the walls,
and the little things that make up the
daily sum of daily life. These are far
more welcome and far more Interesting
to the absent husband than the finest
essay on Life and Friendship could
possibly be. Should Mary send the
man composition such as she read
on commencement day, ten years ago,
he would fancy her out Of her wits. On
his part, Jack writes Of the road, of
the people he has met, of the success
he has had in business, of the incidents
and episodes man meets away from
home. Each concludes the letter with
word or two of love, and the sigma
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29

FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 500
Id, 93l and 933 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
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Dignity is a convenient thing with
which to compliment deserving dull
ness.-Puck. ;.
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PHYSICAL Iuapossibilitv.

Physical Impossibi1ity. -.
The House Cat-You're getting fat
and apoplectic. can see your finish.
The Pug Dog (making an effort to
turn his head, but giving up)-That's
more than can do, Chicago
Tribune
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1906-06-29

Most of us at times feel the need OF
a postgraduate course in the school of
experience
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Hard to Shut Up.

-. Hard to Shut Up.
Putting parrot In strongN cage"
remarked the Observer of Events and
Things, doesn't shut the bird up Alto
gether." -Yonkers Statesman. .
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AS A RULE WHAT NAY: :B1
CALLED CoMMoNPLACE.

Love Letters Of the Brownings Never
Descended to Banality and Gush-
Letters That 1nrench on Delicacy
Not True Expressions Of Love-
The Sweetness Of Mothers
Homely Letter to an Absent Child
--Homeric Simplicity Of Letters
from San Francisco Sufferers
Vivid Pictures of Life Of Former
Days Preserved in Letters.
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To Launder China Silk Waists.

China silk waists launder nicely. Re-
move any spots with benzine. Then wash
in warm soap suds, rubbing between the
hands; rinse through several waters. Use
Ivory Soap and do not rub the soap on
the fabric. Wiring as dry as possible, wrap
in a sheet and when partially dry iron
OF the wrong side. -
. ELEANOR R. PARKER.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-07-08
The Horse-Doctor.

The term ''horse-doctor'' takes on new
significance in that horses are now giving
first aid to the injured and performing sur
gical operations on men. 1t Is not clear
whether this emphasizes more the progress
In equine education or the spread OF medical
knowledge but anyhow 1t Is gratifying that
horses have begun to render medical assist
ance to men. The average horse has so
much more sense than the average man
that 1t Is quite probable there will be some
Improvement In the medical service men
yet.
But not to cast aspersions on the medical
fraternity It is a pleasure to note that the
mind of the American horse 10 broadening.
or course. for many generations he has
been bridle- wise. has known his PAGES. and
has been able to differentiate instantly be-
tween a lump of sugar and a pickle. In the
education OF the horse there has been a
eommendable reaching after higher ideals
during the half century or 30. He first had
to learn all about locomotives, trains.
whistles and the like. and when he had be-
come proficient in the subject of steam en-
cheering he had 10 take up the study Of
the bicycle. The advent of the trolley COM
PEELED him.to turn his attention TO electric
ity and rapid transit Then came the auto
That lesson has been rather q dif1icult one
Tor the horse 70 master because ~ u gem