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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
Merely Joking.

Easily Deceived.-"A reporter for tho
Bugle, na'am, wants description Of
your gown, ma'am." rs 1t the
society editress2' mo, ma'am, It's
man." Send him right in, Marie. He'll
think it's new."-C1evcland Plain Dealer.
1t Often Happens.-Chimmie: Say. Kid,
yell, but don't yell yer head Off. Wot you
tryin' ter do, anyhow" Tommy: Oats
a rich lady, an II she hears my voice she
may take m educate me fer a swell
operate tenor"--Chicago News
Wouldn't BE Given Up.-"What cured
HcnryT' "oh, the doctor told him that
he'd have to give him up" "Indeed?"
Eyes, and then he got mad and got
well. Said he was no conundrum. -
Louisville Courier Journal
Q. e. D.--"You can say what you
please. but I tell YOU there's good stun
in that young fellow you bet there
is. / saw him putting some OF 1t down
in the bar-room just now."-cleveland
Leader.
Doubtless correct-"what has become
of the new woman we heard so much
about few years ago." Busy~makns
clothes for her grandchildren. guess
Brooklyn Eagle.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
UPON A
RATE MEASURE
Republicans and Democrats OF
the House Adopt the Hep
burn Bill.
CIV Associated Press3

WASHINGTON, January 3.-After a
conference lasting all the afternoon. the
House Committee on Interstate and For
eign Commerce to-day agreed upon u rate
bill, to be known as the Hepburn oiii.
and to be reported to the House Win inc
unanimous recommendation OF the eigh-
teen members of the committee.
In the main. the bill is the original
Hepburn bill, but a number OF concessions
were made to the Democrats and their
ideas, as set forth in the Davey bill. We're
freely incorporated in the perfected
measure.
Mr. Hepburn and the other Republicans
agreed to accept the wording OF the
Democratic bill in the provision for the
fixing of the maximum rate. The amend
ment, which was accepted. provides that
the commission shall fix Just, reason
able and fairly remunerative rate, which
shall be the maximum r2Se.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
Mr.. Hills Glowing View.

Mr.. James j. Fill, tho railroad king,
created a sensation at st. Paul, Mimi,
the Other day by prophesying that
within quarter OF century, with a
population of 10000 inhabitants of the
United States will be as hard pushed
to feed its idle classes as Grent Britain
Is to-day. Mr.. Hill says that We are
impoverlshing our land and consuming
our coal and our iron and living
on our fat and flourishing for the time,
but that there is suffering ahead for us
IL we keep itlup at this lick. But what
is the remedy? We must have coal and
we must have iron to carry on our in
dustries, and we must till tho SOIL AS
for the increase of population, we are
suffering in all parts of the country for
the lack Of labor and there Is n Mace
DOMAIN cry from all sections for desirable
immigrants We fear that Mr.. Hill was
suffering from dyspepsia or some other
depressing malay when his doleful
speech was made.
The country is about as prosperous as
1t could be. and while we are mining
vast quantities of iron and coal, and
while we are making enormous crops,
our country is comparatively new and
development has just commenced. There
is no immediate danger OF anything
giving out so far as we know, and we
can see no cause for alarm. 1t is very
certain that by the time the supply OF
coal and iron gives out, and the fields
become non-productive. Mr.. Hill and the
rest Of us now living will long since
have taken our final departure; and no
matter which way we go. we shall at
least have no use for coal.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
GENERAL WHEELER.
IS SERIOUSLY I'LL
Doctors Fear That, Should Pneu-
monia Set In, as Threatened,
Death May Ensue.
HE FOUGHT ON MANY FIELDS
Was Dashing Cavalry Command
er in Confederate Army and
Won New Glory in Cuba.
HE FOUGHT ON MANY FIELDS
Especial to The Times-pispatch.

Especial to The Times-D ispatch.)
NEW YORK. January 23.-Brigadier
General Joseph Wheeler. u. s. a.. res
tired. is seriously III at the residence
OF his sister. Mrs. Sterling Smith, No.
17a Columbia Heights. Brooklyn. He
has been confined to his bed for three
days with a bronchial affection following
n stubborn cold. General Wheeler is
now sixty-nine years old, and his age
causes fear for the result OF his illness
should 1t develop into pneumonia. His
physicians are doing all in their power
to avert this result. which was threat
ened last night
When this distinguished soldier, who
had served the Confederate government
with. a dash and skill that won him
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
Rhymes for To-Day
The Lady and the Billy Goat.

~ .1uSly ullh liz A|AAAy SASe@ss
a Lady and n Billy-Goat
Camc walking down the street;
Ihe Lady was n pretty one,
Ihe Billy-Goat was sweet;
The day Ito speak of that awhile)
Displayed a frightful heat. sF
Tho Lady's name was Claribel,
The Billy-Goat's was Pete;
The Lady said "Nfy features feel
:. AS red as any beet
Tho Billy-Goat said nothing, though,
AS being more elite.
Tho Lady and the Billy-Goat
Came walking down !tc st-eeti
The Lady wore goloshes on
Her rather full-szed feet:
The Bllly-Goat wore nothing, yet
He looked extremely neat. t5i
The Lady and the Billy-Gont
Drew near as though to meet:
Tho Goat looked up and swiftly dropped
The. can he'd found to eat
The day, think said before,
Was OF surprising heat.
Tho Lady and the Goat came on
CAS- mentioneD down the street,
The Goat was not tlmid one,
Or slcllly or effcte
In fact as quite Butter-in,
His rep. was hard to beat.
The Lady watched the Bllly-Goat,
And William looked discreet:
Well-what on earth did happen when
That pretty pair Jiumae-?
Why not thing!-They simply went
On walking down the street.
II. s. II.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
Drunk on Kerosene.

NORFOLK, VA. January 22-Gladys
Drumgoid, OF Portsmouth, the two.year-
old negro child who drank literally of
Kerosene Sunday afternoon, is resting we'll
and is In fair way of recovery. AZ first
the little unfortunate seemed intoxicated,
finally losing consclonsness DR.. Holland,
house physician ut the Kings Daughters
Hospital, attended the little sufferer till
sho was out of danger, FlF
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
Mr.. Nelns III.

Especial to The Times Dispatch.)
NORFOLK. VA, January 23.-charles
b. Nelms of the firm of Crowell. Far
quarson & Nelms. is desperately i'll at
the Virginia Club with pneumonia. His
condition to-day was serious. Mr.. Nems
is a brother of George Wise Nems, of,
Newport News.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
Elexator For Soldiers Home.
nv Associated Press.)

(By NSSUCIHteU ITtss'I
WASHINGTON, January 23.-The Sec
rctary OF War has transmitted to Con-
eress through the Treasury Department,
estimate of appropriation asking for $4,000
to construct an elevator in the main hos
pital building at the Southern branch
OF the National Home for Disabled Vol
unteer Soldiers. located at Hampton, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

We have communication signed ''w.
G. ST." which we will be glad to publish
If the writer will send full name. We
do not wish to publish the name. but it
is our rule not to print any communi-
cation unless we know who is the author.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24
Senate Combinations.

WASHINGTON, January 23,--The SEN
ate to-day confirmed the following nomi-
nations:
Thomas H. McIemmo, Tennessee, SUR
veyor of customs, port Of Knoxville,
Tenn; Presley NJ. Rlxey, surgeon-generaI
and chief OF the Bureau of Medicine and
Surgeon In the department Of the navy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

Hurrah for Justice John! He is law
unto himself. He knows a fake club
when he sees it. and he don't let 1t escape
on bubbles. 1t seems to us that all the
fake clubs could be put out of commits
sion If the judges were given full powers
and discretion.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

Among those who are gradually coming
to recognize their finish may also be
mentioned MIR. Elijah Zion Dowie.
Strange to say, they have not been
quite candid in using the frank.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

Mrs. a. G. Burton was seen a little
while after the rendition OF tho verdict,
but she was not disposed ITO talk. She
only said she was pleased with tho ver-.
dict. SO much pleased that II feel as II
could jump over the moon without
touching n single star" That was all
she had to sny.-Yesterday's Times-D.s-
patch. g.
1t was enough, however to mako her
sentiments plain. 1t was Byron who
observed: Sweet Is revengo-cspeciany
to women"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

will not only indicate tho rule or ruin
policy Of the slemps. but will array
against the representative a largo fol-
lowing which tho marshal has in tho
Valley. Allen and "Jako" Yost. OF
staunton, former member OF Congress
from the Tenth District, ana an able
Republican, have been fighting each
other for years. This fight Is stated to
be at the bottom Of Aliens removal.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

Mr.. Jake "A. Riis is limiting that Mr..
Roosevelt might accept a third term if
it were urged on him. The point is: who
passed tho mint to Jake?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

Tho only criticism we have to make
on the sesula of the recent French
elections is that 1T is too hard to spell
his name.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

We are entirely In favor of the plan
to have the most virulent and vicious
brand of Jersey skeeter listed as the
Castro.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

The fact that France is so far away
gives Mr.. Castro the longer time to
make UP his mind.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

Thanks to the big power plants,
Niagara is steadily falling away.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

Senator Burton has to so to jail. too.
There must be something in the name.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-01-24

!, washington Bureau. .bot 18th ST.. N. w.
Manchester surcau..........11o2 Hull st.
Petersburg sureau....4 N. Sycamore st.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
Pure, Real,hiul, Reliable

On Friday evening Dec. at about
9 O'Clock occurred the death of Ira L.
Trip. who has been running barber
shop here. The remains we're taken
to Dow City Saturday and on Sunday
at 2 o'clock the funeral was held.
Deceased was about AZ years Of age.
He leaves wife. two sons and two
daughters. besides an aged father
and mother and one sister to mourn
his loss.
On Saturday at the hospital in
Sioux City occurred the death of
Mrs. Herman Schultz ST.. She had
been taken there a few days ago to
have an operation performed. Be-
sides a husband she leaves several
children, who have all grown into
manhood and womanhood to mourn
for her. also large number of other
relatives.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
Buck Grove

JASPER Haines and wife returned
from their visit last Tuesday. Mr..
Haines says it is tiresome work do
ing nothing and he is so glad to get
back to work again.
Mr.. Passmore and family who have
been staying with Geo. Hester and
family for several weeks, have re-
turned to their home in Des Moines.
Mr.. Passmore built Mr.. Hester's new
house into which he moved recently.
Supt. Hoffman of Denison, was in
town Wednesday, attending to bust
ness connected with the teachers
library. He visited our school. and
expressed himself we'll pleased with
the management thereof.
Jasper Haines and son Herman had
a goose and duck rattle Saturday.
which was quite an attractive feature
to all who could shoot.
Mr.. Freehead and wife mourn the
loss of little son. who died at their
home southeast of town Friday.
Our citizens were very much shock
ed to hear of the sudden death of Ira
Trip. which occurred at Schleswig
Friday. Mr.. Trip was one of the
pioneer settlers cf Buck Grove, he
having been the owner of the first
store here. He was we'll known in
this vicinity and his family have the
heartfelt sympathy of all. in this their
time of bereavement. Mr.. Trip was
taken to his home at Dow City. The
funeral was held Sunday and the re-
mains were laid to rest at that place.
DR.. Evans of Arion was caller
in Buck Grove Sunday.
Mrs. Lutte Petersen has been quite
ill. but is better at this writing.
Little Claude WEIGH. while trying
to ride tricycle.. took header,
which resulted in bad cut on his
forehead.
Lawrence Hagan has reopened.
butcher shop in the building recently
vacated by Henry Burndt. For two
or three weeks we had no meat
market. and 1T was sadly missed.
Mr.. Bybee. has finished his work
in the cornfeld and has reopened his
barber shop, SO Buck Grove will not
be without barber shop after all.
Sidney Bonney is the proud pos
SCISSOR of a horse, and to hear him
tell it. it is the only pony. He drove
his new possession over into Shelby
county Sunday taking his sister Pearl
with him, where they spent the day.
John Coel has rented the rooms re-
Gently vacated by Mr.. Finnigan. and
will move his family into them the
forepart of the week
Clifford Lane of Shelby county was
Buck Grove caller Saturday.
Carl Iseminger transacted business
in Denlson Monday.
Mrs. Geo. Harvey. and Mrs. j. p.
Welch drove to. Denison on Saturday
Fred Gigax was Sunday. visitor il
this vicinity.
John Green is somewhat under the
weather. and under the circumstance
finds carrying mail around the countr.
quite task. If plenty of fresh al
is the proper remedy for his ills, h
certainly has it.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
LIKE A GREAT RAILWAY.

With it's branches running in every
direction. are the arteries and veins
that convey the blood to evey part of
the SYSTEM. A cold. sudden changes
and exposure. may cause poisonous
acids to clog the circulation and then
comes rheumatism. Beware! If you
value your life remove the obstruction
with DIR. prummond' Is Lightning Re-
medy. Send SIS to Drummond Medi-
cine Co.. New York, and they will
send you two large bottles by ex-
press. enough for a months treat
ment, with full special directions.
Agents wanted.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
How Diphtheria Is Contracted

One often hears the expression.
"My child caught a severe cold which
developed into diphtheria. when the
truth was that the cold had simply
left the little one particularly suscep-
tible to the wandering diphtheria germ
When Chambelain's Cough Remedy is
given it quickly cures the cold and
lessons the danger of diptheria or any
other germ disease being contracted.
For sale by L. b.. Blosser Co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
Sch1esUig

Mr.. Herrig and wife of Denison,
were visiting at the Pete Jepsen home
the first of the week.
Mr.. Olander and family returned
from visit at Strathford, Monday
morning.
John Hoiten and wife visited over
Sunday in Kiron.
Gus Stegeman was looking after
business matters in Sioux City on
Wednesday.
John Grazing came in Wednesday
from Leigh. Neb., to see old friends
once again.
w. w. Webb went to Sioux City
| Wednesday morning. Mrs. Webb and
son Donald accompanied him as far
Orson where they spent few days
visiting friends.
H.. B. Hansen came up from Boyer
4 Wednesday evening. He stayed over
till Thursday.
4 Theo. Rohwer was an Ida Grove
visitor Tuesday.
Fred Frederickson had the misfor-
tune to have two head of cattle killed
by the passenger train Wednesday.
VIM. Jochims marketed the finest
car of hogs Tuesday that has come
into Schleswig this fall. He had 80
head and they averaged III pounds.
Neil Humer was up from Kiron
Thursday.
C. c. Kemming was up from Deni-
son Wednesday.
/ Mrs. j. J.Vogel took her departure
Thursday for California. where she
will spend the winter visiting re-
latives.
1t was reported this week that some
of the Woodmen went out to H.
Weeks place and helped him to
finish husking his corn but Henry says
he failed to see them and that he
still has IS acres yet to husk.
Otto Hollander is now employed in
the Schultz drug store.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
Sour
Stomach

No appetite. loss Of strength, nervous.
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath.
general debility, sour risings. and catarrn
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, purifying, sweetening and Strengthening
Ne mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr.. s. S. Ball. Of Ravenswood. w. Va. says
was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years
Kodol cured me and We are now using 1t In milk
: * Kodol Disests What You Eat.
ottle. only. Relieves indigestion, sour stomach
belching Of gas etc.
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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
VIOLATING THE SABBATH.

b VIOLATING The SABBATH.
A few Sundays ago a farmer drove
over to the county attorneys home and
demanded the arrest of a neighbor'
threshing crew that was violating
the Sabbath. :" The county attorney
was busy pulling weeds in his garden
and suggested that the complainant
go before the justice of peace in his
own township. but he was informed
that the justice was out fixing his
windmill. He was then asked to
telephone to the sheriff and have him
attend to the matter. but he was to
busy loading cattle at the stock yards.
The farmer was exasperated, and re-
solved to saddle horse and go for a
constable. but his good wife. who
was busy canning fruit. informed him
that the boys had driven the horses to
the village. where the boys were in
a lineup for ball game and the girls
had gone to picnic. The farmer
has been drunk on hard cider ever
since, and stoutly refuses to be sober
ed. Ellsworth, Kan. Messenger.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-12-13
jackson

Geo. Gum caught his feet in pail
hoop while carrying quarter of beef
and fell, straning his shoulder SO as
to lay him up from picking corn for a
short time.
The farmers are long on corn now
and are thankful. They have smiles
on their faces just as long.
John Amen gave card party last
Friday evening. All enjoyed good
time.
Alb Richardson held blooded stock
sale at his place last Wednesday,.
The weather being bad not many at
tended.
Dick Anens little boy five years old
shot one of his fingers off the other
day while playing with revolver.
| The basket social at Herring was a
success and every one helped to pay
the fiddler last Saturday evening.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1906-06-22
Col. Cory on Estrays.
Cedar City, Utah, June 10.


Editor Mail Box. II notice in your
last issue reference to the question
of mustang horses on the ranges and
the need for getting rid of them.
AS understand 1t, these strays
belong to the state, and all strays
should be gathered and sold, and the
proceeds turned into. the state school
fund.
While | realize that IL is big ex-
pense to the drivers to collect the
horses, the law shonld be strictly
carried out, and think our consta BILE
has carried out the law strictly, and
has sold them and put the brand on
according to the law, while the
bishops and crowd have gathered
horses by the car load and shipped
them without making an after pit to
advertise them or comply with the
requirements of the law.
have owned and handed over q
thousand head of horses, in connec-
tion with other horse men, and 1
cannot sit by and see men who never
onwed horses gather band belonging
to prominent horse raisers.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1906-06-22
Primary Convention.

The Primary convention held Ia
Cedar last Sunday was we'll attended
by ward, stake and general church
officers. The Misses Rhea Nibley
and Maggie Hull of Salt Lake City,
both mem bers of the general board,
were present, and among other visit
ors were stake pres. Annie Gurr and
Coun. Annie Durham, Ward pres.
Belle Cornell, Sec. Rasmussen and
Mrs. Grace Gurr of Parowan; Pres.
Hamilton aud Ooun. Uric of Hamil-
tons and a good representation Of
officers and visitors from Kanarrs and
Enoch;.
An officers meeting was held in
the tabernacle Sunday morning at ten
o'clock, at which the time was taken
up by the visiting members Of the
general board in giving instructions
and listening to reports. Much
valuable advice was given bearing on
the conduct and mission of The pri-
mary association, the need Of thor
oughly systematic work being es.
pecially emphasized. An afternoon
session was held at the tabernacle for
the general public, at which the time
was again given over to the visiting
officers, the Misses Nibley and Hull. |
Their talks we're instructive and |
entertaining, the general trend of
them being the emphasizing of the
Importance of Primary work. the
obligation Of the parents to keep a
strict watch over the children and to
take a personal interest In the work
of Primary associations Short talks
were also given by Pres. Annie Gurr
and Pres. U. I, Jones. Duriue the
services two sacred solos we're sung
BY Mrs Grace Gurr Of PsrOwan and
Misc Sannie Webster Of Cedar After
'he close OF the afternoon services all
the officers and their partners to-
geiher with the bishomlc remained
at the tabernacle and we're served
WIN ice cream and cake BY tho Cedar
ward otiic'rA
All who were in at.spdancs report
themselves greatly entertained and
benefited by the con,sr,iOu. !
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1906-06-22
A June uptial.

The first June sdding to disturb
the social atmospfre Of Cedar took
place We'd nesdaI when Rupert h.
Lee Wixom of 6cleville and Miss
Sarah Middletonjf Cedar we're mar
ried in the st. Gorge temple. The
union is the res.t Of courtship be-
gun two or threyears ago when both
we're students athb Branch Normal.
The groom Is a 'oung man of intel
Iectual ability, with an undoubted
career before bm, and the bride is
one of our iost estimable girls.
Thursday eveing reception was
rendered to To couple at the home of
the BRIDES ant, Miss Mamie Perry.
A large num,er of guests, mostly rel
stiyes. werepresent, and the evening
was filed irwith an impromptu pro-
gram. oloisg with delicious lunch
AZ midniat. The couple left for
morning, where they
will resid during the summer and
hen remSe to Murray at which place
Mr. whom has a school teaching
,ositionfor next winter. The paper
,xtends sarmest congratulations and
,est wiaes for happy and prosper
,us married life.