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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-12-21

Philippine. and belonged to the best
type pt american soldier. Without cN-
c"ptiou the black policemen whom
l.H army or In tho jamaica or Barbados
police. They were evidently cuutcut"d.
and were doing their work we'll Where
possible the policemen are used to con
trdl people uf their own color, but IN
any emergency no hesitation is felt ~
using them Unfortunately,
luagmuCh rs go many both Of the white
und culOrod employees have brought their
families with them, schools have been
established. the school service being I'M
der Mr. O'Couuor For the white pupils
white American teachers are employed
for the cOlorod pupils there are also some
white American teachers one spanish
teacher, and one Culurrd American teach
cr, most OF them being colorcd teachers
from jamaica Barbados and st Lucia.
The yrhoolruums wcr" good, and II was
a pleasant thing g. see the pride that the
trurhcfs were taking in their work and
their pupils
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-12-21
Care Of Employees.

Next IN Importance to the problem OF
sanitation, and indeed now OF equal nm
purtnnCc. Is the problem Of securing and
caring Tor the mechanics, lhborcr- ana
other employees who actually do the work
on the canal ana the railroad, This great
task has been under the control OF Mr.,
jackson Smith, and on the whole has
been well done. NJ present there are
some 5000 white employees and some
1909 Culnrcd employees on the isthmus,
went over the different places wher"
the different kinds Of employees were
working | think | saw representatives
Of every type both at their work ana IN
their homes. and / Cony"rsed with prob.
ably couple OF hundred OF them all
told choosing them at random from
every class and including those who came
especially to present certain grievances
ulmn-t invariably expressed far greater
content and satisfaction with the con
ditiuus than did those who called 10
make complaint
Nearly a.p.r O! the white employees had
come from the United States. No man
can gr" these young, vigorous men
rurrer;,nally doing their duty without
thrill of prid" IN them as Americans,
They represent ON the avcrng" u high
. class Doubtless To congress the wages
paid them win seem high. but as a mat
ter OF fact the only general complaint
which ! found had any real basis among
the complaints made to me upon the
i~tHWuz WAS that owing to the peculiar
surroundings. IL" cost OF living, and the
really not Jas high as they should be. In
fact. almost every man ! spoke To ret
that %" ought to b" receiving more
money a view. however. which the aver
age man who stays at home IN the
United states probably likewise holds
ls regards himself | append figures Of
me vases PAID 50 mat the congress ,hIn
judge tha matter FOR ltHDlr Later ] shall
confer nO the subject with certain repre-
sentative labor men here In the United
stlf... ar ,.ru us going over with MIR
e. o. Az. D.. 10
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-12-21
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II was mot prartlrlnly with the
force at The. ,tmWIesipH disposal. and
In view Of tUr need that The force
should b" used iu ,thu larger town OF
Panama t. h,gIu this work before
early last winter Water mains were
then laid In tho town and water was
furnished To the p,Dpl, early I'm March
from temporary reservoir. This
reservoir proved tu be- Of insufficient
capacity hcfulr tnr ,ud of the dry
season and tho shortage was made up
lbs hauling water over tho Panama
railroad sp that there WIS 1t an times
an umpI" SUNNY "' i!s very best
water Since That tim" IA" new rcsor-
voIr back uf Mount Hope has been
practically completed. visited this
reservoir II Is ltk" over "a mile
long aud half milo broad II now
carries some 500 GOO coo gallons Of
nrst-rlass water I forward herewith
a photograph of this lake. together
with certain other photographs NJ
what | saw while | was on the 18TH
mus Nothing but a cuiHrlyHm will
hereafter render II necessary in the
dry season to haul water for the use
Of Colon and Cristohal
rIo, p,,,o.,.n.-
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seeing thcm AZ lh' h"lHhl OF lhe rhlnF
season; gtt-r Two days "i almost un-
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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-12-21

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The Alaska prospector., 1906-12-06

Hair brushes, bath bru.hee; clothes brushes, nail brushes, tooth brushes, finest goods, lowest prices at Owl Drug Go.
 c. D Porter, who was married here about month ago, and went to Cordova to live, has been suffer- ing from an attack of pneumonia, but Is now improving.
 Geo. Robbins has gon. to Mon tana on Q visit to friends and reia- tivee.
 The Dora arrived in port Sun. day aftetnbon. She tried to land q, Yakaiaga beach, hut could not pot so unloaded some freight vt Kay.k and then went 10 Seward. She was obliged to come htr re for coal She left at noon today bound for Illiamna.
 Marshal Vibrant came from Seward with an insane man. named Theodore Hoyt. whom he is talk. ing 10 the asylum. The mani labors undsr the Authorization that he is continuall, fighting bears.
 Jas. MacCormac. the pioneer storekreper of Cordova, has gone to the States to spend the holidays with his rela;ives.
 Sausages.
 We have in stock German Ham Sausag-s, Balony. Blood Sausage, Liver Sausage and Frankfords, at Valdez Market. Phone 20.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-12-06

The Pennsylvania arrived in the bay this forenoon and laid to for several hours awaiting the depar- ture of the Dora before landing. She was delayed hy stop at Nanain,o and bad weather. There were eight passehgers for here and considerable freight, including 800 tons of coal.
 F. E. Youngs, Ed. Whittmore and wife, Dr. c. l.. Hale, H. A. Mcclure and wife were among the passengers on the Northweststn nr the states.
 $. A. Temple and wife we're out -Olng passengers on the North western. They will visit the east md south. They expect to be gone ,.veral weeks
 Following is the passenger list I !he Pennsvlvania: w. Nj. Meals, ]. A. Graham, J. Malone, Mrs. N. iepson and daughter, John Jepson. ( Palmer, A. L. Palmer for Val ez, Mrs. E. Stevens for Ellau ar, U. k. Baldwin and J. Mako for Catalla.
 Nels Jepson's wife and two chil- d 'rn arrived on the Pennsvlvania aod will make this their home.
 Piekfed Goods.
 Always on hand big supply of 'Ickled Pigs Feet, Lambs Tongues, 'ickled Tripe, North Sea Mackerel md Kodiak King Salmon Bellies. 'aldez Market. Phone 29.
 Ray Larson is expected to arrive 'n one of the mex: boats from the states.
 We have the best and most sub 'antial makes in Hrsting and Cooking Stoves ahd Ranges. Let .s show you our stock. vsldez Bank & Mercantile Co. Inc.
 Don't fail to see the Moving pie ures at the Montana. New sub ects every night.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-12-06
M Musher's Dance.

The musher'y dance Wednesday night WIS . very successful affair, there being . large attendance and the crowd being in the humor for q good time. The prize for the best walters was won by Geo. Dooley and wife. There were number who ranked close to MT. Dooley, and 1t was after considerable dis cussion amo,g the judges that the prize was finally awarded.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-12-06

k. Ii. Craig goes to Seattle on the Northwestern on business con- nected with his mining property.
 A billiard tournament is now on at the Olympic Club among th. iocai experts. Following are the pariicipants and th"ir hsndicaps: tNhittl,sry 30. Hepplinger SO, Weber 65, Hill, 75, Griffith 80, Waterman 50, w. H. Kramer 65, Chas. Crary 50, Chas. Kraemer 5O.
 E. c. Hasey leaves oh the North western for trip to his home d; Everett, Mass.
 John Burton, tho cofiim issione, at Cordova, came mp yesterday. .,. Mr. Cochran, of the St Loui. Tram Co.,. soee to Knights Islan. tom on the Flir'. to tstin,ai, the cost of installing twb tran, ways on the Knights fslahd Con- soli lated copper property.
 See our stock of new Mens' Cl 'thing, Footyear and Hats Valdez Bank & Mercantile Co. In,
 from Mohdays Bulisfin
 George Love left on the North '.stern for short business trip lt cattle.
 J. E: McAlpihe. of the Home, 'oal Company; and his son, .wer. 'n,going passsHcers on the Port md. They Will visit tktif hom, T Detroit. Mich, this wMinter.
 J. ": ,kruegar; H. E. Rogers. nd W. Hawkes. were fined $25. 'l5 and $1o respectively -;hi. nornink by the muhicipal cour or fighting oh the streets.
 Geo. E: Bufbank, of New York, -ft Oh the bofa today for Illiamn. q investigate the tailroad psopoii. ion 1t that place. He Rill e' cross cSuntry : to the YGkor. hence up to Fairbanks and return yer the ttAil to vsldes. Mr. Bur. 'ank took ! bfominent part in tn, .onstructioh work of tho Deliver & Rio Graiiae Toad:
 Mir. Hisgin. arrived on tn. Ora enfoti,e to Nome. Fl. go ovef tho trail with a 1O.do, team.
 Mrs: j: F.: {, Lindsay; :; of :H.in.. visit Her dSGghter, Mrs. J. F. Blumer..
 John Haslstt va. an outgoin .as.enger ofi the Northwestern.
 Tho ,Notthxs,tern made bette' ime Qn Her. westward trip ths, vas s1pec.ed and reached her. Sunday sfterhoon. so her saiin. late W$s clknged from Monday t. sunday. She left at midnight.
 cliAt; COAL ": H, Bush agent, or Copper River Dfayfng Co.
The Alaska prospector., 1906-12-06
Of Local Interest
From Fridays Bulletin.

lontanA, Nevada and other place.; is registered at the St. Elias. H.. is a mining man, so they say, good on copper, but better on iron.
 T. A Grant registered at the S,. Elias Wednesday from Fairba inks.
 H. R. Leslie arrived from Fair banks Wednesday evening. mak. ing the trip in 18 days. He re- torts very little snow on the other end of the trail. Mir. Leslie wi prohs bly, go to the states on one If the next boats.
 Geo. Davidson and wife will leave on one of the next boats to spend the win'er in the State. George will probably return i Valdez ih the spring.
 ]. s. Sterling. the fur buyer 'or Schwah hac' CT Co, is oh the way + from Fairbanks, and should r-arl here Saturday
 Jack Ross, foreman of the Star dard Copper mine. " A. Cochra1 and James Mcconnell game u' from Land,ock on the Flirt Wed nrsday
 Some practical "yosher" took th liberty oi changing ihe naWe .: V. II Bush Tn the ad of the N. w. s < Ca, to ". II. Grarv, last wet. Ii the aforesaid "yosher" will com. sround we will stand treat alth. it scems 10 us that his idea humor Is rather distorted.
 Frank Nelson, the Glxcief Islam, mine owner, was in town this weel on . short business trip.
 A. + Barber. Cha.. Mckenzie r.F. Flynn, and T. J. BtAdy ar rived i,om Fairhapks in time |, eat Thanksgiving dinner here.
 Prescriptions are filed by u' vith the utmost care. Every par oi the work of prehxfing tn. medicine and checking off, ss we'll as writing the label. is don't hy a graduate experienced phar- mscists. Owi Drug O.
 Jos. A. Bourke, of the. Standard Copper Mins at Landlock, is ir town to secrre supplies iof his new boat. As soon as the launch is ir running shape it will be put on be. tween Landlock and this place. :. You will find complete line of Stoyes and Ranges at Levys.
 Fro1. Saturdays Bu11etin.
 Harry Bronson and ": O. Mills .ni j. r. AigIey arrIyed from Fair5anks yesterday sitarnoon.
 Roht. Gray left Cor the States to- Il da y on the Portland. He will re- # fam in about six weeks and if there IS no hitch in the present arrangements will have ~ foo; ateamboat 10 put on tho Sound for next season. Ills launch El- Il i,Yira is now being repaired al ElIamar and it will also he used next summer in these watere.
 Bert carvey left On the Portland lor a business trip to Orca and tord0ya.
 5000 Edison Gold Moulded
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
some Puritan Names.

one of the customs practiced by our
Puritan forefathers was that Of infiict'
ing ludicrous and terrifying names
upon their children, One Puritan dam
sci, when asked her baptlsmal name
answered, Thoroughbred ribulatlon'
We. Enter.th Kingdom Of Heaven, but
for short they call me Tribby." An
other unfortunate maiden bore the
name -Glft-of.God Stringer A
sickly boy was christened Faint'Not
Hewitt Another labOred under Fight
,2ood-Fight-of-Faith White A III
tie girl who had a propensity for cry,
ing YVES at the age of eight christened
Weep.Not Filling. There also were
Thunder Goldsmith, The-Work-of-uod
Farmer. Search the-Seriptures Morton
Be. Courteous Cole anu worst OF AL
Kill-Sin Pimple.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
EAGLES IN BATTLE.
The Daring and skin of These F,src.
Birds OF Prey,

Nh0b OF Prey.
Ofnlthologists are inclined IN die
courage the idea that eagles are in the
naDit OF attacking large animals. but
a contest witnessed by an observer dis.
peis such a theory. The battle was
ootween an eagle and stag
Ibe bird singled out from herd ona
particular buck, which Il succeeded IN
driving from the rest II struck the
animal with tts powerful wings, knock.
ed II down and finally killed II. A stlll
more remarkable spectacle is well an.
thentcated. An eagle attacked n
fawn In the highlands of Scotland
The cries Of the little one were an.
swered BY It's dam, which spranR upon
the eagle and struck It repeatedly with
It's forefeet- Fawn, deer and eagle
rolled down a decllvlty, the bird was
dislodged from Its hold and the fawp
rescued.
Many traditions are extant as TO the
carrying OF Of children by eagles The
most recent case bearing close scru.
tiny Is one which happened In South
Africa. A Boer farmer whose stock
bad been hsrrled by eagles lay In am.
bush for the robbers and saw one Of
them descend and carry OF the ave-
year-old child Of one of the Kaflr serv.
ants. He shot the bird, which. with
the child still clutched In its grip. fell
Into thorn bush. The bird was dead,
but the child was little hurt
Two eagles will stalk covert in
concert, While one conceals Itself the
other beats about the bushes with
great screaming. driving out It's quarry
for the hidden eagle to swoop down
upon. An even more insldious method
has been observed. An eagle seeing
sheep on the edge Of a prscIplce Jew
at It, screaming shrilly and with force
full beat Of wing hurled It into the val
ley below, where It corld devour It at
Its leisure, In the light OF such rec.
ords there Is good reason for believing
the legend Of the eagle dropping a tor
tolse on the bald head of Eschylus,
the Greek poet, and so causing his
death.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
Her Dilemma,

A Doniphan county woman who was
Ill and found herself in a trying posi-
ton explained her woe to friend
'You see, my daughter Harriet mar
ried one Of these homeypath doctors
and my daughter Kate an allypath. II
l call the homeypath my allypatb
son-ln-law and his wife will get mad
an If | call my allypath sOn-in.law
then my homeypath son-in-law an his
wife will get mad. an il go ahead an
get well without either of 'em then
they'll both be mad, so don't see but
I've got to die outrlght"-Troy (Kanl
Chief.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
InnrsTennessee Fight.

wFor twenty years w. L. Rswls' OF
Bells, Tenn, fought nasal catarrah'
He writes; "The swelling and soreness
inside NV nose was fearful, till ] began
applying Bucklen's Arnice salve 70
the sore surface: this caused the sore
ness and swelling to disappear, never
70 return" Best salve In existance
2sc.at Fort, Pierce Drug Co.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
New Cure for Epilepsy

J. B. Wat ermaD, of Watertown, o.,
Rural free deliverary, writes; "My
daughter, afflicted for years with
epilepsy, was cured by DR., Kings New
Life Pills. She has not had an attack
for over two years" Best body
cleansers and life giving tonic pills on
earth. 25c at Fort Pierce Drug Co.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
rhe way He viewed i'.

"Good news" cried the lawyer, ""'
ing q paper above bis head. i've ~
cured reprieve for your
"a raprleveT' replied the convicted
murderer indifTerently
"Wby, yes. Don't you see you ousn'
TO be kappy"- ,,,r
"Ah," replied the prisoner glooniH,
"thot simply means a delay, and I've
always been taught that oelays asS
dangerous" - Catholic Standard ano
Times.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
n,h. Lawn Lnle % Hswali.

One Of the large volcanoes IN Hawan
hsa n large lake Of liquid lava IN ts
nra,er or hollow. This seething' boiling
mass looks like redhot bottle slass y
the naked eye, but under the micro 9,
ssona pieces Of the original rocks OF
y S minute size may be detected.
where It has cooled In curious ies'o 10 ],
s,ono the coast" 1t resembles sag
srom some mammoth furnace.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
ROYAL ARCH MAsONS

Jappa Chapter, No. % Regular Convo-
cations first and third Friday in each
month, at 1880 p. m. in Masonic Hall.
H. Fee, FL. p; w. j, Nesbitt, Sec
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
SOCIETIES.
T. & A. NJ.

Fort Pierce Lodge No. ST., Regular
communications second and fourth
Friday in each month, at 1880 p
m. in Masonic hall. j. e. Andrews,
w. M, T. p. Howes, sec.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07

Preaching service LIST and 3rd Sundays
at il a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Prayer
meeting Mondays following LIST and
3rd Sundays at 1880 p. m, Bible
school, Sundays 10 a. m. Everybody
invited TO attend. E, e. Woodson,
pastor.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07

ORDER OF THE EASTERN STAR
Ruth Chapter No. IL. Meetings on 10
Thursday of each month. at ESQ p
M, on Attn Thursday at 1880 p m''
at Masonic Hall. Mrs. w. G. Rawlin
son, W. NJ. Mrs. FrancesS S. Cross Sec
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
I. o. o. %.

Atlantic Lodge No. 30, Meeting every
Monday at p. m. in Masonic Hall
w. Jackson Noble Grand W. f.
VanLandingham, Sec.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
w O nv.

Indian River Camp No. 30 Meetings
on 1st and Sd Tuesdays OF eacn
month, at 1880 r. m, In Masohic
Hall. w, 4. Hardin G. c., A. Z
Dittmar, clerk.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1906-12-07
STOVE WOOD.

Lightwood cut short length same
price. woodward back Of shop and lum'
Der yard. Leave orders At residence
woodward or by mail. Terms Cash
Prsnpt delivery within enc mils At
shove prios.. n. .. PAXTON.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-27
Leo Toistoy.

. 1t is only the boyhood and the earlier
manhood OF Count Leo Tolstoy which Ia de-
picted in the first volume Of the biography
by PAUL BIRuKoFr, an English transi alton
Of which has lately been published by tn e
Scribners. 1t is obviously difficult to mar
rate the life of a man still living, hut this
experiment has the, advantage Of beginning
with some photographed memoirs. while
the rest Of the material has been revised by
the subject, 1t is a little less than half or
Tolstoys life which ia set forth In the book
before US. Not yet had he become O. teacher
and a prophet. For the next volume is ne
eerved an account Of that odrTsnt- Of events
In Tolstoy's life which brought him 10 ths
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-27
How He Saved Money.
From the Chicago Record Herald

From the Chicago Record Herald.
A Kenwood man consented the other day
to go to the millinery department for the pur-
pose Of helping his wife decide on a hat.
After much trying on the lady decided on two
hats from which to make her selection. Ono
OF them was t2+. the other SIC.
Now | want you TO tell me hon estry, George.
she said. which Of these two you would
advise me to GET
Then she put one on after the other and per-
mitted him to view her from In front. each
side and from behind.
We'll. I'll tell YOU" he said, at last. the
on m You had !, 1, IN h ssd Locks 90 ste 10 me as I Il nigh
one makes you look much younger than you
do In the other"
he had wasted an hour. but he aas.t.Sa.
:, v S"h NTiVv6TpT