Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-05-26

Bridget blacks the stove with Polish,
Uses hlse-Nlt. on the floor:
WIN an IN" hrLsh she scrubs the
Handle II the big front door.
AH we wear. eat rise is Just as
NyFash-i'Bd IL can bF.
}ont YOU Jnink it-s I1-IDt-tt.
50 at least thinks II. l. 7.
/ New FORK Every Day. &
Eternal vigilance is the price Of an
arm or leg or perhaps the head of the
Track cleaners in the subway. These
men walk through the tunnel in pairs,
picking mp waste paper and other rub
bisb. which they deposit in bags Slung
over their shoulders They 20 in pairs
for greater safety. 80 that one may warn
the other of trains approach. and each
keeps a tin whistle in his mouth all tae
time. ready To blow an alarm 10 his
companion.
They tell story of a man who. while
undergoing q civil service examination
for Il Job as fireman. when question in
swered: Whats that got To do with
squirting "A hose:" At the last cxamina-
tion of applicants for the fire depart
ment one candidate seemed 80 have diff
tcuity in answering several Of the ques-
lions. He finally gave up trying and
wrote after a question: Il don't know
but | want the job. He got it.
One If the NEST wonderful combnn-
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season was worn there 10y young woul-
on who in spite of the amused chances
OF hundreds Of pasSersby. seemed as
pleased as Punch with herself She
wore riding breeches, a white derby har.
sbirtwast and pearl earrings. and TO add
to he righteousness Of her ger up a
black veil was tied tightly about her
nose All these articles of apparel which
might nave been all right hy themselves
didn't seem - line mp together and
''sneered at each other" horribly. But
the young woman was happy. Let no
one envy her hours of awakening
New York undoubtedly has the finest
l9oking policemen and the worst looking
mail curriers' of any city in the Union.
The policemen. for the most part. are
Young. good-looking fellows. aud they
are always neat and clean. Whether
tits by orders of their superIOis or from
thcir own desire the hobbies take care
Of their clothes, wear clean collars and
invariably. when on duty. sport white
gloves Tie mail carriers. on the other
hand. apparently make no effort 30 main
tain "A pleasing personal appearance. and
from the looks Of some of them they
have been wearing the same uniforms
and caps for years.
1t is not generally known that the
Duukards cut quite figure in the reH-
gi0uS life of the metropolis This sect
has however. H0urished sufficiently in
Brooklyn to outgrow its present quarters,
and plans are now milking for hand
some new place of worship. The
Brethren. Drinkers. German Blptists. or
Dunkards, as they are yariously called,
rot their start in BROOKLYN III 1889. when
4 few people of this persuasion came
over from Denmark. seven years ago
the present brooklyn church was organ
lied with 10 members. The increase
since that time has been rapid and the
church now numbers over $50 members.
After many Weiss fudes following his
marriage Il few months ago 10 Mrs.
Charles 7. Gerkes. widow Of the mill
Honaire street railway promoter, Wilson
Miner is living in Jimmy BIRTHS train
ing camp at Coney Island and trying. 10y
| following Al strict regime and taking
plenty of exercise. 10 recover his health.
Miner is Il Californian. and he has uot
been acClimared in the east. he says He
was an old friend Of Britt. and when the
/ lightweight tav0rite Of the Pacific slope
went down to Coney Island to train for
( his coming tight with McGoveru. Miner
Went with him. Wien asked it there
WAS any prospect OF reconciliation be-
tween him and his wife, Miner said:
There's nothing doing in that direction
as far as : know
? 'bPa1 ttrpu live Hi, In,