New-York tribune., 1906-06-03

HindOO.
tym ko pitar karyn." But overwhelming is the
declaration OF love OF an Esqumau who tries
TO win the chosen by the pleasing sound OF the
dainty little word: ~
unlvifgssaerntdluinalerffm majungnarsigujak"
THE CULT OF THE TILT.
one are many shapes in the spring millinery but only
attend while, Int
OF the impudent tilt
Achieved by the hat of the day
From F. on3,ndHs the ta back rising high
- In manner audacousy gay
Whether toque. Louis Ouinze or bergere
1t isn't the shape that you wear:
It's a question OF slant
On cluster Of ondule hair
When the features are plain
A1d 19ke b some ;. are9phane
II sufficiently thick -
rhen w men asif, is likely to captvate him.
But remember it's fatal to sneeze
F9tT, T9r the least little lurch
y. VIII unsettle the perch
Of chapeau at forty degrees
Punch.
A bountiful supply of Scotch whiskey IS aI1yavs
provided for the British House of Commons For
the o'o members vat of 500 gallons especially dis
tiled Tor them is always hand. It's contents are
never permitted to fall below a certain level II ia
rehed two or three times in a session
Undoubtedy.-''My dear SIR" protested the emf,
1, neh{ senator try to take broad view OF every
II notice you always stand on both sides of II =.
said the dissatisfied constituent.-Chicago Tribune
More than two centuries ago tailor living in
Currie, was admontshed by the kirk to be more
eircumspect In his behavior with his first wife's
haf-brother's daughter Instead of yielding obedi-
ence he fed TO England with the woman and there
married her. according to The Dundee Adver-
tiser." a jury unanimously found him guilty. and
the court ordered him 10 be beheaded The re-
porter suggests that on the death OF wife her
sister is no longer within the degree forbidden by
the Mosaic law. is his brothers wife on the
death OF that brother. In fact TO marry a brothers
widow was an express injunction OF that law and
If the surviving brother declined the match the
widow was entitled by that elegant and dignifed
system OF Jurisprudence to-sp,t in his face
unfattering Unanimity.-"wen-uh muh bruddren
and mnh sistahs Is sho1y glad of dis opportunity
DIG los tnein earnestly said Brother Quackenboss,
meeng ali dat Of bee ts sseS dc
Juror o. Oh mum @ ways and turned into de straight
uh-waerin, , in de mre OF ;nicl1erty and de sass
PC pole a. OF af sin; Uhyas us friends trembles yt
twell de light broke in muh soul was one o. de
date ever cucumbered de yearth. and" SINNERS
AmSn; zen AG3a-a-mGni "a Hallelooyer OATS So brud-
ton a2vou ro.-.u ,o... ''''''' ma
rckoleclS dat was so cadfounded much vus 1Si on
lost sheep back de fold but yo neeant ed Tec9ms con dc
The dogs fate is inextricaby bound up with
mans. and he at last Is likely 70 become n victtr,
of mans self-consciousuess regarding his stomach
News comes from Chicago of a dog whose master
is a vegetarian and the decided after rnucb
pondering that the civilized dog should abstain
from meat After a few weeks of bran and nra
digested breakfast foods the dog began TO hang
his head and show signs OF age and decreptude
The salvation OF this particular dog law IN the
sympathy of a neighbor OF his master who had
lived through vegetarian, nuts and fruits roots
and herbs. no tobacco period and whose heart wen,
out TO tho vegetarian dog OF dark nights ha
secretly conveyed chops and bones to the veea
tartan dog. who tbrives his masters great da
light and TO the confusion OF skepties
An Echo Alarm CTock.-President Murphy OF Tho
Chicago National League Club, told at a basebaII
dinner remarkable echo story. according TO an ex
change. ~ S~
There was man." he began, who had n conn
try house In the Catskils. He was showing a
visitor over ms grounds one day, and. coming to a
There's n remarkable echo here II vou .,.ns
under that rock and shout the echo answers So,r
between answers ih'"u'os
But the visitor was at all impressed tts
said, with a loud laugh: "'fie'seu' ne
/" You ought to hear; hear the echo al my place 4,
my head out OF the window and shomS -. .a,s. y SUCK
get up William!' and the echo waSa.. iiho 70
o'clock sharp the next morning "-C'inci9,nte e AT
mercial Tribune. i'iau COM