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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-03-10
M,y Mary Nmmick

Pinkham, of Lynn. Mass, is fully quail
fiedtogive helpful advice tCSick women.
Read Mrs. Dimmick's letters.
Her first letter:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
81 have been a sufferer for the past eight
years with trouble which first originated
rom painful periods-the pains were excruci-
ting, with inflammation and liberation of the
emale organs. The doctor says must have
IN operation or cannot live. do not want
20 submit to an operation if | can possibly
avoid it. Please help me.n-Mrs. Mary
Dimmick, Washington, D. G.
Her second letter:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
You will remember my condition when
last wrote you, and that the doctor said /
must have an operation or could not live.
received your kind letter and followed your
advice very carefully and am now entirely
well. As my case was SO serious it seems q
miracle that am cured. ] know that owe
not only my health but my life to Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and to your
advice. can walk miles without an ache or
a pain, and I wish every suffering woman
would read this letter and realize what you
can do for them Mrs Mary Dimmick, seth
and East Capitol Streets, Washington, D. c.
How easy it was for Mrs Dimmick to
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
and how little it cost her-a two-cent
stamp. Yet how valuable was the replyi
As Mrs. Dimmick says-itsavedhe her life.
Mrs. Pinkham has on file thousands
of Just such letters as the above, and
offers ailing women helpful advice.
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DIED SUDDENLY
OE HEART DISEASE.

How frequently does q head line SINH
lar to the above greet us in the news
papers. The rush, push and strenuous
ness of the American people has q strong
tendency to lead up to valvular and other
affections of the heart, attended by tx
regular action, palpitation, dizziness,
smothered sensations and other distress
ing symptoms.
Three of the prominent ingredients CO
which DR. Pierce'S Golden Medical Dis
covery is made are recommended by Somo
of the leading writer's on MGteft0 Med1cCG
for the cure Of just such cases. Golden
Seal root, for instance, is said by the
UNITED STATES DISPENSATORY, a stand
ard authority, to impart tone and in
creased power to the hearts action
Numerous other leading authorities rep
resent Golden Seal as an unsurpassed
tonic for the muscular system in general,
and as the heart is almost wholly COM
posed of muscular tissue, it naturally
follows that it must be greatly strength
ened by this superb, general tonic. Bub
probably the most important ingredient
of oGolden Medical Discovery" SO far
as it's marvellous cures of valVular and
other affections of the heart are con-
cerned. is Stone root, or COtJtllSONjG CGat.,
Prof. VIM. Paine, author of Paine's
Epitomy of Medicine, says OF it:
vI, not long since, had patient who was
SO much oppressed with valvular disease Of
the heart tat his friends were obliged 10
carry him upstairs. He, however. gradually
recovered under the influence Of CoilinsoniH
medicinal principle extracted from Stone
root, and is now attending TO his business
Heretofore physicians knew of no remedy
for the removal OF SO distressing and SO dan
gerous a malady. With them it was ala
guess work. and it fearfully warned the
afflicted that death was near at hand; Col
linsonin unquestonably affords relief ia
such cases. and in most Instances enectS
cure"
Stone root is also recommended by DTs
Hale and ElIingwOOd, of Chicago, for
valvular and other diseases of the heart
The latter says: ut is a heart tonic OF
direct and permanent influence"
oGolden Medical Discovery" not only
cures serious heart affections, but is
most efficient general tonic and lnvlgor-
ator. strengthening the stomach, invig
Grating the liver, regulating tho bowels
and curing catarrha: affections in all
parts of the system.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure Constipation.
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81 have heard of some queer damage
suits, but the mess | have become in
volved in quite puts it over anything
have ever heard or read Of said the
man who always has some troubles
to relate, according to the New York
Press. 1T started this way We got
a nursemaid here in the city who con-
tracted measles soon after we hired
her. My wife got frightened ON ac-
count of our two children and i'm
mediately hustled them over into the
country in Jersey. She settled down
in little place within safe committing
distance, picked out a decent boarding
house and hired a nursemaid ia the
neighborhood
Everything looked lovely for about
three days and then one OF the chill
dren went down with the measles.
The nursemaid stood by her post and
helped us out with the other young
ster. Just as the first child was get
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Six months passed as a single night,
dropping to sleep in California, awak-
ening in a foreign land, thousands of
miles across the sea; retiring in at
fluent circumstances, arising a beg
gar: passing into the death of each
days life a happy married man, re-
turning to consciousness a widoWer-
these are the strange experiences I'M
dergone by William S. Smith, special
organizer of the American Federation
of Labor in California, who has just
arrived in this city on the liner ST.
IBERIA, says the San Francisco CORE
sp0ndent of the Detroit News.
One night last June Smith dropped
70 sleep in a railway car on the "owi
train en- route from Los Angeles to
San Francisco. The next morning, as
he thought. he awoke in a strange
room. Rubbing his eyes, he gazed
about him 1t was a sordid room, I'M
like any he was accustomed to inhab-
it. He arose and lifted the curtain.
The country he looked on was unlike
anything he had seen in California.
Descending the stairs he found him
self among people as unfamiliar as
his surroundings. They talked Eng
lish. but with a foreign accent.
Where am T." asked Smith, adj
dressing one of the men.
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It is a lamentable fact--but one not
wholly devoid of humorous possibility
that spotless rectitude, through
some wanton trick or irresponsible
chance. sometimes finds itself sailing
under false colors.
There is an elderly gentleman, pro-
fessor in Western university, who
is a paragon of all virtues, great and
small. Even in such matter as diet
rigid absteminousness is observed by
him. His achievements in his line OF
work, excellent in themselves, are the
more noteworthy by having been ac-
complished notwithstanding his deli
cate eyesight. To his intimates it is
also we'll known that the professor, in
earlier years, displayed remarkable
will power in overcoming defect OF
speech, which recurs now only IN
moments of extreme perturbation.
The excellent professor was return
ing home at early dawn one day soon
after college opened, from the bedside
of sick friend. AS he proceeded hast
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MIND SIX MONTHS BLANK

Where are you?" reiterated the
stranger. well you must have been
among good company last night.
You're in New South Wales, of course.
Where did you expect to be?'
What month is this?" was the next
question Smith put. The company
gaZed at him in amaZement.
"You look sane enough was the re
ply, ''but you ask idiotic questions.
This is December. Would you like
to have it altered?"
Half year had elapsed since Smith
closed his eyes in the California train.
In that time he had crossed half the
globe. When he told his story his
audience was convinced of his insanl-
ty. When he asked them for money
to travel to the coast, he got laughter
for his pains So he tramped to Sgd
ney.
In the capital he looked up the la
Dor council and narrated his expert
ence to union men. They investigated
and found he was what he represented
himself to be. They arranged for his
return to America, securing a passage
for him on the Siberia.
The first letter Smith received from
his home at Los Angeles contained
news of the death Of his wife.
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NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA
n Desperately Serious Case Cured by
DR.. Williams Pink Pills.

Brought to the very verge of starva-
ton by the rejection of all nourishment,
her vitality almost destroyed, the re-
covery of Mrs. j. A. Wyatt, of No. 1889
Seventh street, Des Moines, Iowa,
seemed hopeless. Her physicians utterly
failed to reach the seat of the difficulty
and death must have resulted if she had
not pursued All independent course sug-
gested by her sisters experience.
Mrs. Wyatt says: II had pain i'll the
region of the heart, palpitation and
shortness of breath SO that / could not
walk very fast. My head ached very
badly and I was seized with vomiting
spells whenever took any food. A doc
tor was called who pronounced the
trouble gastritis, but he gave me no re.
lief. Then tried second doctor with
out benefit. BY this time had become
very weak. / could not keep the most
delicate broth OH my stomach, and at
the end of month I was scarcely more
than skin and bone and was really starv-
ing to death.
"Then I recalled how much benefit my
sister had got from DR.. Williams Pink
Pills and decided to take them i'll place
of the doctors medicine. 1t proved a
wise decision for they helped me as
nothing else had done. Soon [ could
take weak tea and crackers and steadily
more nourishment. In two weeks [ was
able to leave my bed. Dr. Williams
Pink Pills were the only thing that
checked the vomiting and as soon as that
was StODDed nv other difficulties left me-
/ have vigorous appetite now and am
able to attend to all the duties of my
home. I praise DR.. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People to all my friends because
I am thoroughly convinced of their
merit"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists and by the Dr. Williams Med,
icine Co., Schenectady. NY.
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IN TROUBLE OVER MEASLES

ting we'll the other was stricken. Then
the nursemaid caught the malady and
had to go home. She was sick for
about two weeks. The other day her
mother came to the boarding house
and demanded damages because her
daughter had caught the measles from
our children. She thought months
wages and payment of the doctors
bill would be about right and threat
ems to sue me if I don't come up with
the cash.
81 came to town to stay for a while
Just as this demand was made, and
here is a letter from my wife saying
that our landlady wants us to pay
damages for the loss of her only 9th
err boarder, who left because she was
afraid she would catch measles from
our children. I've heard a lot about
Jersey JUSTICE but if it puts that sort
of notions in persons heads you can
excuse me from future contact with
it,"
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On the. Lakes of Killarney the bugle was
blowing
It's sweet, elfin challenge so thin and SO
clear.
A fairyIand echo with harmony flowing,
That rang Ger the pillows it's message
of cheer.
Through dim, purple glens, over crags of
the mountains,
The voice of the bugle still hung on the
breeze,
And ripping: like spray of the murmuring
fountains
1t swooned in the arms of grim, sentinel
trees!
Who walked this keen strain Of such ex-
QuiSlte rapture?
Who reused all the echoes and thrills
every breast?
Some radiant seraph such cadence might
capture,
Twas an archangels summons that
presaged sweet rest.
The fishermans skif sWayed and tossed
on the water,
The rustling leaves babbled and quv-
cred in throng.
Twas the nymph of the grove. twas the
fiSherman's daughter,
That poured such an exquisite. jubilant
song.
Rich music on water sounds sweeter than
slumber,
It steals like a sigh or sob of the past
1t soothes all the griefs and the troubles
that cumber
1t lulls all the woes and the sorrows that
The songs of the Siren held spellbound the
sailor,
And lured the bold mariner to plunge in
the foam.
To the caves of the sea with the mermaid
To die like ar outcast an exile from
home.
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AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT

lily across the campus, his thoughts
busy with his friend, he stumbled;
although he managed to recover him
self, his spectacles became detached
and fell.
Quite helpless without these aids
to vision, he got down on hands and
knees and began to feel carefully in
the grass.
While the search went ON there ap-
preached a young man, freshman
not yet acquainted with all the fac
ulty. To him the disturbed professor
appealed for aid,
Young man." he said nervously,
will you have the k'kindness to help
me locate my g-glasses?"
The youth gazed Indignantly down
at the scandalizing spectacle of red,
faced, elderly party violently pawning
at the earth.
ut appears to me, my elderly
friend" he said severely, ''that you've
already located about all the glasses
you need!"
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TO MAKE JOURNALISM PAY

one which has often been very much
lacking in some Of those who had the
greatest gift for the other kind of
thing.
Editors are only too glad to take
any copy they can get that will help
them to sell their papers"
what kind Of article should the be.
ginner try?" asked the young man.
HE should try the kind of article
which is most likely to be accepted"
But how can he find out what sub
iect the editor likes"
1.-The editor will think to-day on the
same lines as he thought yesterday,
and what he thought yesterday you
have spread out before you in this
mornings paper
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There is at least one journalist who
makes $4,000 a year, and there are
many who make $4,000 or $4,000.
Hence innumerable young men and
women would like to know how to en-
ter into a profession so successful.
A young man just back from Lon
don asked w. T. Stead, most sue
cessful newspaper man, how to be-
come journalist
Mr.. Stead answered thoughtfuliy.
There is only one way to enter
Journalism, and that is to do work
that is wanted just when it is wanted.
''You think you have gift for writ
ing. Well, you may have, but it does
not follow that you have the gift for
making people pay you for writing,
which is another gift altogether and
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"hannIet Out West.

At the Lambs club one night num-
Der of the members were discussing
the tendency of the average comedian
to insist that his forte is really trag-
edy, when some one CHANGED to ask
Billy Crane whether he was an eX-
ception to the rule in that respect.
mo, replied Crane, Il can't say that
am. Years ago in the West tackled
Hamlet"
Il suppose" continued the question
er, ''the audience called you before the
curtain?"
called me-" reiterated Crane Why,
man, they dared me-
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
THE ROSE Of KILDARE
of the Lady of Faeryand Echo
Glendal undth of Avoca-Song of the Siren
of he Meeting the Waters
~

The lassie who sang us such, tender ro-
manCeS
Was far as the foam of the grey surg
ing sea,
dances,
AS blithe as the lark when caroling free.
The nymph of the grove was as sweet as
the morning,
She poured forth her soul in Jubilant
song,
AS chaste as Diana she uttered her warn
ing,
In fairyland echoes that rippled along.
And who would be deaf to the songs of the
The sibyl who sang US this exquisite
She sang with the fire and the fervor OF
Byron,
Her message caressed US like thinking
of rain.
She sang of the past and its grey crum-
bling glories,
OF the stanch chevalier and the lassie in
stories
And the tales and the legends of chiv-
alrouS years.
The bugle is pealing out chivalric stories,
Of stern ancient battles, grim daunr-
less fOrays.
Of the knights fearSome quest OF STOUT
OF the wv Clad castle that crumbling
decays
From the mouth of the lassie flow tender
Inspired like Cecilia, who caroled OF
yOre,
On the crest of the mountain the sun
shine still dances. ~
And the grey tumbllng breakers sun
crouch on the shore.
JAMES E. KINSELLA.
Registry Division. Chicago Postofflce
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" Varsity Betting"

AS is the case everywhere in Eng
land, betting on horse races has at
tanned a prevalence in Oxford never
dreamed of at any American univer-
sity. An Oxford man who belongs TO
one of the decent" sets (for of course
there exist the same social distinctions
at Oxford as everywhere else, only
more accentuated) knows every horse
Of note upon the English turf, his rec
ord and his pedigree back few gen
erations And they all bet.
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PATENTS.

List of Patents issued Last Week to
Northwestern inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, ST. Paul, Mimi Frank A..
Boern, Grover. S. d., spring wheel;
John Feucht, Brainerd, Mimi, grain
door for cars; Isaac Hodgson, Mime
apolis, Mimi, vehicle wheel rim; Lars
Holm, Bryant, s T., band cutter and
feeder; Louis Hronish, Geddes, S. d.,
hoof trimmer; John Johnson, Mount
Vernon, S. D., railway tie; Christian
Morsing, Plummer, Mimi, road grad
err; George Thiss, Minneapolis, Mimi,
wardrobe rack.
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TWENTY-FIVE BUSHELS OF
wheat TO the ACRE
Means a pro-
due We Cas
pacity i'm dol"
lars of We
Sl6 per acre.
||;Is::;yxIsYJSS
Seesss!aa22zI1

This on land which has cost the farmer moth.
ing but the price of tining it, tells its own
story.
The Canadian Government gives absolutely
free TO every settler 100 acres OF Such land
Lands adjoining can be purchased at from Sc
TO $40 per acre from railroad and ether corpor'
atoms
Already $4,000 farmers from the United
States have made their homes in Canada.
For pamphlet twentieth Century Canada
and all information apply 10 Supt Of Immigra-
tiCn. ottawa. Canada. or 10 following authorized
Canadian Government Agent-E II Homes,
BIS Jackson Street, St Pau. Minnesota.
Mention this paper)
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Thu scbooImaster's Sentiments.

Bargain counters are for the blind.
There are some things even the
president of a university may not
know.
Prosperity throws the fool into fits;
adversely makes him melancholy.
A man may not be as bad as he is
PAINTED. but he looks bad painted that
way.
1t is difficult for the master OF
finance and the politician to look each
other in the eye without winking.
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BY the Way.

No man ever made money by enjoy
ing the prosperity of his employer
So long as a woman is wrong she
can be depended on to stick to her
opinion.
Many regulations for charity are
built up on ability to get the public 10
donate.
1t is a great waste of time to figure
what you might have made if you had
the money to go into speculation.
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Chear Up!

Be still, sad heart, and cease repining,
Behind the clouds is the sun still
shining.
Dream thou of spring-her fragrant
channels
But-dont take off your winter fan
nelS.
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Driven to Drink by Lions.

A hundred natives employed on the
Fort Hall road, British East Africa,
who we're recently charged by six
lions, sought refuge in the water,
where they remained for more than
an hour, the lions in the meantime
resting quietly on their launches near
the bank of the river, until the report
of a revolver dispersed them, much to
the relief of the frightened blacks.
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Thirst Remained.

Yes, lady, said Frazzled Franklin,
after she had given him a chicken leg
and a wedge of bread, 1T wuz only
yesterday dat I turned me back on
whisky"
"Oh, how noble of YOU" she cried.
"How did you come to do it?'
Il wuz leanin wild me back against
a saloon, num-
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a MIGHTY Canal system.

Zurich newspapers are discussing a
great scheme proposed by Swiss en-
gineer to unite Switzerland with the
North sea and the Mediterranean by
two great canal systems. The first sys-
TEN would connect Lake Constance
with Rotterdam by means of the Rhine
and the second would join Lake Como
and the Mediterranean by means of
the River Po
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Many Children are Sickly.

used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home, New York, cure Feverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
Atall Druggists ,25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, n. Y.
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a % 50

The enormous crops on our SEED farms
the past season compel US TO issue euiH
special catalogue.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY.
and receive the radishes and the wonder
full Bargain Book free:
Remit &c and we add a package OF COS
mos the most fashionable, serviceable,
beautiful annual flower.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Drawer
w. La Crosse, Wis.
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Rirh. Juicy Radishes Free.

Everybody loves juicy, tender radishes:
SaIzer knows this, hence he offers to SEND
you absolutely free sufficient radlSh seed
to keep you in tender radishes all sum-
naer long and his great
sALZER's BARGAIN SEED BOOK.
with its wonderful surprises and greas
bargains in seeds at bargain prices.
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No man is brave until he has over
come the fear of being called cow
ard.
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Repetition.

Bacon-Do you believe that history
repeats itself?
Egbert-Why, certainly | do. And
what is more, l believe that historical
novels do, too.
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Poor Doctors.

Bacon--T see the higher grade of
Chinese physicians are never paid Il
fee unless patient RECEIVERS.
Egbert-There must be an awful lot
of poor doctors in China.
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TWO OPEN LETTERS
IMPORTANT TO MARRIED WOMEN
Mrs Mary Dirnmick of Washington tells
How Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Made Her Well.

It Is with great pleasure we publish
the following letters, as they convinc-
ingly prove the claim we have so many
times made in our columns that Mrs.
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To provide for Good Health throughout
the term of long life, take Garfield Tea,
Natures medicine; it insures q natural
action of the liver, kidneys, stomach and
bowels and keeps the blood pure. Send for
sample Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Mention this paper.
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gnEW@ permanently cured ats nervousness Sttex
y first days OF Dr. Eliues Great Nerve ReseoEs
er Send for FREE Sc 90 trial bottle and treatieG
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When some men send a dollar TO
heaven they want to receive the earth
for a rebate
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething sofens the gums, reduces IN
faumation aIlays pain cures wind collie 25c bottle
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The cOdly man is not likely &c 0e
good unless he believes in the good
ness of his God.
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Mans general trend is toward MAX
ing others feel his superiority.