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The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14
The Only Way.

"He was married three times before
he found out how to manage a wife,"
"IIow does he do ltT"
Lets her have her own way"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

One reason we are hypocrites Is be-
cause custom won't allow us to openly
take credit for our own good deeds.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

The only way to get any enjoyment
out of some people is to get them mad
at you.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14
Shifting For Others.

$50 he Is shifting for himself at
last"
yes"
"What Is he doingT"
shifting scenes"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14
No Charge For II.

"IIer bright smile haunts me still"
well. cheer up. That isn't half as
expensive as IL she had sued you for
breach of PROMISE"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

Though 1t requires nine tailors to
lectors to make him pay for the job.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

"Have you been touching the barom-
etcr. JaneY"
"Yes, mum; I've just put 1t to very
dry cos it's my day out tomorrow
Tatler.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

Though things are seldom what they
seem, with some things that's often
enough.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14
Humor one Philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

-
There Is such n thing rs being too
unitarian 10 enjoy life.
IL you can forget an Injury you
needn't bother about forgiving 1t.
Folly looks like wisdom when there's
money In 1t for you.
Avoid the appearance of evil even II
you have to call the police.
The fellow who makes good seldom
boasts what 1t cost him.
Though 1t requires nine tailors to
make a man. II takes ~eighty-seven col
leetors TO make him pay for the job.
One reason we are h%ypocrites Is be-
cause custom won't allow us to openly
take credit for our own good deeds.
The only way to get any enjoyment
out of some people Is to get them mad
at you.
Though things are seldom what they
seem, with some things that's often
enough.
Some men can't get any money un-
less some II else loses some.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

The fellow who makes good seldom
boasts what 1t cost him.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

Some men can't get any money un-
less some one else loses some.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

There Is such n thing rs being too
unitarian TO enjoy life.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

If you a forget an injury yor
needn't bother about forgiving 1t.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

Avoid the appearance of evil ever II
you have to call the police.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-06-14

Folly looks like wisdom when there's
money In 1t for you.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17

guns account for a great many doves
during the time when the birds are
nesting, and instead of only one bird
being killed there are often a couple
OF young left in the nest to slowly die
OF starvation. Pheasants are easy to
XIII when the young birds are just be-
ginning to fly and many know it. A
bag of eight fedglings was what an
other japanese brought back from the
other side of the Pail within the
month. The gun club intended offering
rewards for prosecutions. but they have
practically decided to keep this money
for campaign contributions and are to
pledge themselves beforehand to vote
ana work tor a decent police head who
viii at least make some attempt to
enforce the present laws. Inadequate
the laws may be, it is true. but if en-
forced they would help the situation
very much. Let US hope that the next
election will see some men elected who
can be relied on, with the assistance of
our sportsmen, to pass some needed
legislation, making heavier penalties
for infractions of the law and limiting
bags to a reason able number of birds
per day, as is now done by all the adj
vanced states of the Union. &
To accomplish the restocking of the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17

turn eaten alive by the ground tick
i The experience of Jamaica shows thai
nature, if given time, will soon balance
matters. In Jamaica, nature had ar
assistant to the ticks which swung the
balance of nature back much quicker
| than can probably take place here. We
! refer tc the "sandjigger" of the West
| Indies This, we hope, will never reach
| these shores
Large and excessive bags made by
game hogs have undoubtedly done a
lot of harm, which it will take years to
repair. A bag of a hundred doves or
/ more a year or two ago was nothing
unusual The general opinion of sports
men, and others also, is that this limit
is entirely too high In the absence OF
legislation on this point, the Hawaiian
Gun Club has at last decided to ask
it's members to sign a gentlemen 5
Ngreement that each individual MEM
Der will not shoot more than, say so
birds during any one day of the coming
season. This paper, in it's interest in
the welfare of sport, as we'll as for
aesthetic reasons will publish list
of all who sign this agreement, which
We most heartily endorse. This will do
away with the third cause.
The fourth cause, viz, the decrease
of lantana, means that doves and other
berry-eating birds must find other
means of subsistence, but there is no
question of the ability of the dove and
pheasant to survive this ordeal, as they
both originally came from China,
where, we are informed, lantana is I'M
known.
M
out of season. we are every day hear
ing reports of violations of the law, but
SO far we have yet to hear of a single
instance where our efficient (pardon
that SMILEY police force have made one
arrest for violation of the game laws.
1t is reported to this office that three
weeks ago last Saturday, a Japanese
was seen standing on the corner of
King and Liliha streets, waiting for a
car. with a gun in one hand and about
a dozen doves in the other. One of
Sheriff Browns ornamental mounted
police was less than five yards from the
man, and watched the Japanese with |
out even thinking of arreSting the Of |
fender. This is reported to us on good
authority and We see very little reason !
to doubt it. A Japanese was also seen |
returning from over the Pail about six |
weeks ago with about forty doves w. !
F. Dillingham; found a Jap shooting /
doves at Mokuleia about two weeks
ago. He took the gun from the Jap, |
VINO, fortunately for him, has SO far
failed to appear to claim his property.
as is the custom in their own country.
The Japanese seem to be the worst Of
tenders as far as game laws are CON
but there are a great many
others who ought to and do know bet
ter. but are not deferred by fear of
as they are as little liable
o prosecution as the well-known pro-
ected gambling joints There are
'ozens and dozens of cheap shotguns in
he houses of ignorant and irresponsi-
DE youngsters as well. and these same
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17

| We have not the slightest hesitation
in saying that the hunting prospects fol
the coming season never looked blackel
| than they do today. Reports coming
| in from ell over this island indicate
/ that game of all descriptions is scarcer
before and sportsmen are wondering
whether anything can be done to rem
| edy this state of affairs. The editorial
on game in this paper some time
of discussion among thinking and H.
| telligent sportsmen and they are urt.n-
imous in their declarations that some
thing must be done. and that speedily.
if only a small proportion of our feath-
cred game is to be preserved. to fur
nish sport and recreation for the
members of the next generation.
The four principal causes of this de-
plorabIe condition, ranking in the order
named in our opinion are: First
Shooting out of season. Second-Mon-
goose. Third-Excessive bags The
mongoose are not as plentiful as for
merly. They are now affected with
mango and ticks. In a great many 10
calities where they were formerly
abundant, hardly one is now to be
seen.
In any case, they do not account for
the diminution in number of doves as
the doves nest in trees, and mongoose
are not tree climbers. This disposes OF
the second condition as far as doves
are concerned. The mongoose undoubt-
eddy kill large number of young
pheasants, but that pheasants can in
crease, and that rapidly. in spite of the
ntongoose, is shown by an article in the
Maui News, which led this paper to
insert the editorial already referred
to- There have been large numbers of
mongoose on Maui for the last twelve
or fifteen years. In Hama, where, quot
ing the words of resident, there is
a mongoose for every three feet of
stone wall in the district the pleas
ants are more than holding their own
and are spreading each year, fact
which can be verified by any sports
man of the Hama district. Mongoose !
can justly be blamed for the loss of our
wild turkeys. as the wild turkey is not
nearly as pugnacious as the pheasant. ,
nor does the gobbler assist the turkey
hen during Matching in the way the
pheasant cock does. 1t is well known
that the pheasant cock watches round
the nest where his mate is sitting to
drive off intruders such as cats and
besides taking his turn in
the nest when the hen is feeding. The
gobblers, on the other hand, flock to-
gether during nesting season and leave
their mates to attend to Matching oper-
a tiOUS hest they can
Taking everything into consideration,
the mongoose is generally given more
than his share of blame for the de-
erease of game. AS they have killed
off all the lizards that fed on ticks,
he mongoose is now reaping the har-
rest of n Just retribution in being in
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17

islands with game we need first and
foremost a reasonab bic gun license. the
proceeds from the sale of licenses TO be
used in the prosecution of offenders and
ir the importation of new and bene-
fetal game birds. 1t is not generally
known that the islands are largely in
debted TO Harry NJ Whitney for the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17

Introduction Of several fine game birds.
Mr.. Irwin, formerly Hawaiian consul
&c Japan. has also assisted, as well as
a large number of philosophical gem
tlemen. such as Gerrit F. Wilder and
cthers. 1t is from the practical sports
men that help must first come and it
is now up to them to be up and doing.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17
TENNYSON'S POEM ON KAPIOLANI.
ct. P.'s Weekly, London


remember his Kapoani? Christian
seended
of
abandoned the worship the evil goddess
followed their
flank held the
climbed rocks slippery terrible Then
he
of
sacred berries IF perish by the P
the in
Glares
the
he n
Floats glory Kapoan
her
gather of
Accurse weresh
And dwelling
Goddess
Accurs dweresh
One from the Sunri
on andsl
Vanish ike
Godde
kapioan
Bamed priesthood
Broke the aboo
Dipt the
crying
avenge
Hawaie
Kapolani descended
BILE abyss to people
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17

John L. Sullivan pzefghter, President
Roosevelt He replied Roosevelt? Say good
if haveh his
of
are fighting each
fghtw to the finish
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-17
THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME.

The of
its
gazed hOughtfuly of flooded ndsca
with RIM
that o Are We fting7', Puck
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given by the City Council
Of Salt Lake City Of tho intention OF such
Council To make the following described I'M
uroycment towit: Constructing n cement
sidcwalk six 90 feet wide and four t4) Inches
tbIck ON both sides OF Third South street be-
,wcen second East and Third Enst streets,
In sidewalk District No &. and defray the
nhuttors' portion OF the cost aud expense
thereof estimated Mt one thousand six hum
dred md nifty (sl660) dollars. or one and
25-l0O ISL .25) dollars per front or linear foot.
there being 1920 feet abutting said Improve
mont by q local assessment upon the lots
or nieccs OF ground within the following
described district. being tho district TO bo
oaoc,od and benefited by said Improvement
nomeiy: An OF lots / and .. block %. and all
M lots g. g. and s. block 81. plat "A. -
Salt Lake City Survey.
The total cost OF said Improvement IL es
,iuotcd nt two thousand one hundred twenty
one and 5-1OO (S2l2l .65l dollars, OF which
swm the clty's portion Ia four hundred sew
anyone and 65-l00 (Si7l 65) dollars leaving
ono thousand SIX hundred and nifty sl650. 00)
5nllors 10 be raised by local assessment
Ali protests and objections TO tho carry
Ing on, OF such Intention must be presented
In writing 10 the City Recorder or be-
Snro line stb day OK October. 1906. being the
time rot by said Council when II Will hear
and consider such protests md objections as
may DO made thereto.
Nv order OF the CITY Council of Salt Lake
city Utah.
]. n. MORETON. CITY Recorder
No a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
N0TIGE

Notice is hereby given by tho City Council
Of Salt Lake City OF the intention Of such
Council TO make the following described Inn
provcment, towit; Constructing u cement
inches thick on tho north side OF Eleventh
street from tho east side OF b street to
point midwey between M and N streets. in
thereof. estimated Mt four thousand one hun
drcd seventy -four and bo-100 (S4iT4 SOY dol
lars or ono and 10-l00 CL10) dollars per
front or linear foot, there being 1896 feet
sessment upon the lots or pieces of ground
within the following described district, be-
Ing the district to be affected and benefited
by said Improvement, namely, All OF lots
15s. nil OF lots l and g. block l59; all OF
lots l and g. block 100; all of lots and Q,
block 16l all OF lots l and 2: block 1872: all
of lots and 2, block 1863; all OF lots ! and
of lots and 2, block 167; all Of lot 2. block
les. plat Sd: all OF lots Z TO l6. inclusive.
Dunford's subdivision OF block 1856. plat
3D., Salt Lake City Survey.
timatcd at seven thousand Eve hundred fifty
two and l2-l00 (s7552 .l2) dollars, OF which
sum tho city's portion is three thousand three
hundred seventy -seven and 62-10O t$3S77 .62)
dollars leaving four thousand ono hundred
eeyonty-four and 50-l0o CARA SOY dollars to be
raised by local assessment
All protests and objections 10 the carry
Ing out OF such intention must be prevented
fore the sth day OF October, 1906, being the
timo set by said Council when IL Will hear
and consider such protcsta and objections Ms
may be made thereto.
BY order of the City Council OF Salt Lake
City, Utah.
j. q. MoREToN. City Recorder.
Sidewalk Extension No. llS. c19T8
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given by the City Council
OF Salt Lake City OF the intention OF such
Council to mike the following described i'm
provement. towit;
To grade, gutter and curb with cement,
and pave with mncodam two roadways Naid
macadam pavement on each OF said road.
nine (9) inches thick. with twenty four
(2I foot park betweenl, on Tenth East
street from tho south side OF South Temple
street 10 the north side OF Second South
street. and to grade. gutter and curb with
cement. and pave With mncndam lsaid mac
adam pavement 10 be nifty (J0) feet wide be
East street from the south side OF Second
South street to the north side of Fifth South
street In Paving District No. ~ and deiray
the abutters' portion of the cost and ex-
pense thereof, estimated at twenty-three
thousand hundred CS23, 100 OO) dollars;
eleven thousand two hundred and twenty
ts11, ,22o.O0) dollars. or four and 25-l00 CS4.25!
dollars per front or linear foot abutting said
Improvement on Tenth East street between
South Temple and Second South streets,
there being 2G4o feet of nbuttlng property on
said portion OF said street; and eleven thou
sand eight hundred and eighty N1 OOO)
dollars. or three ts3.00l dollars per front or
linear foot nbuttlng said improvement on
Tenth East street between Second South and
Fifth South streets. there being 1860 feet OF
abutting property on said portion OF sold
street, by local assessment upon the lots
or pieces OF ground within the following de-
scribed districts being the districts to be at
fected aud benefited by said Improvement,
namely.
TWO TWENTY-FoUR FOOT RoADWAYs.
Tenth East street between South Temple
and Second South streets:
All of lots .. g. and s, block 30.
All OF lots and ;. block %, plat IF"
All OF lots l and s. block 81.
All OF lots /, 6, Z and s, block So. plat b,
Salt Lake City survey.
FIFTY FOOT ROADWAY.
Tenth East street between Second South
md Fifth South streets:
All OF lots @ 3, and 3. block %.
All OF lots and ., block 2l.
All OF lots Q 3, and O. block 20, plat IF, '
All OF lots l and 8, block AZ.
All of lots J. 6, and S, block ".
All of lots and s, block 20. plat 'B,' Salt
Lake City survey.
The total cost OF said Improvement is es-
tIuated at thlrty-nye thousand eight hun
dred 1fty-two and 23-i00 (s35 s52 23) dollars.
OF which sum the city portion Ia twelve thou
san seven hundred ffty-two and 23-loo
(si2 752 22) dollars leaving twenty three thou
eand one hundred 1928, 100 O0 dollars TO be
raised by local assessment.
All protests and objections 10 the carry
ing out OF such intention must be presented
i'm writing to the City Recorder on or before
tho stb day OF October, 1906. being the time
set by snid Council when II Will hear and
consider such protests and objections as may
be made thereto.
By order OF the City Council of Salt Lake
City, Utah.
Dated April 30 1906.
JoHN d. MOREToN. City Recorder.
Paving Extension No. 25 cl969
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given by the City Council
NJ salt Lake City OF tho intonnon OF such
Connrn TO make the following described I'M
nrovoment. towlt: Constructing cement
sidewalk six (6) feet Wide and four (D Inches
thick on the west side OF state street from
IN. north line OF First North street to the
south line OF Second North street, In Side
walk District No. 10, and dcfroy the abutters
norton of the cost and expense thereof. cS-
iInnninI nt eight hundred thirty-nvo and S.
100 (s835 SS) dollars, or one and lO.lOO (Sl.l
dollors per front or linear foot, there being
20 40 foct nbutting said improvement. by
incoI asgessIpent upon tho lots or pieces ot
sound within the following described dis
frict heIng the district to be affected and
LaneGfed by said Improvement namely: All
~ inta 2 a 8 and 6: block l. plat e, and
MAI nortIon OF tho southwest quarter of sec
lion al township l north. range east. lying
"TS -" oud the south side or Second North
sirno, salt Lake City Survey
THO total cost OF snid Improvement Is os-
,I,,ated at one thousand Afty-one and 30-i00
fe,nst So, dollars OF which sum the cty's
,D,nrSJop ia two hundred nttccn and AZ 100
psn,E I9l dollars leaving eight hundred
tSIrty-Gve and ss-i00 tfsS5.SS) dollars TO be
rnigcd by local assessment.
All nrotosts and objections TO the carry
Ing out of such intention must be presented
i,ne ine writing 10 the City Recorder on or bo~
w Snro INC 9Th day OF October, 1906. being the
,Inc act by said Council when Il viii hoar
md consider such protests and objections as
may DO made thereto
By crder OF the City Council OF Salt Lnko
City Gtah. ~
! b. MoREToN, City Recorder.
Sidewalk Extension No. l2o. eI97a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT.

Iit.ls Chief Mining and Milling Company,
nrineipal place OF business Mt Salt Lake City,
Utah Notice is hereby given that at meet
;n'r ~ tho board OF directors, held on tho 18th
das dS 81 Septcmbor, 1905. an assessment Of one
III cent per share tbeing Assessment No. 25(
was levied upon the capital stock issued and
nntstnnding OF the corporation, payable i'm
rnndSately 10 J. Oberndorfor, secretary OF the
company. al his Office, No. l0l South Main
street salt Lake Lake Csy Glitch Utan ,S, ..,o.,men,
,.nnain nnpaid on Tuesday, the 10th day Of
october, 1906, will be delinquent and adycr-
tised for Solc u, public auction. and unless
oyynont IL made before, will bo sold on Sat
rrTaay. tho 3rd day of November. 1906. at u
o. clock noon to pay Tho delinquent assess-
mont. together with tho cost OF advertising
and expense OF sale.
anu ]. oBERNDoRFER. Secretary
rr.I cl62a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
uInst a Lot Of Water,

you think TINT perhaps so much talk,
inc about Niagara has kind Of dulled
the the edge of your appreciation of 1T.
7 r" don Il believe it, The first man that
eow II probably said, whats IS TO
b;naer7'y and didn't stare at it very
long, long Nothing to eat there, and it
looked spooky, and anyhoWyS yhI,yS Standing staphdih11g
where II was SO dsmp Ttufe io,s Pfi;paphhg IN thgS
gg5SSe hook how man in the early
DAYS laws went to see the place, but it was
omfortable. 80 he sent n boy to see If
T. was worth while. The boy came
hack and said it WASH Y much; just, a
int Of water falling, and it was colder
han ali get out, and he wouldn't ad'
vise tiso itHEugeno Wood in Mcclure s.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
Assessment No. !.

Maintain Dell Consolidated Mining com.
n,py PRINCIPAL place Of business, PSI City
ppSd County building. Salt Lake City. Utah.
Notice 10 hereby given that at meet
inc Of tho board of trustees OF the Mountain
Dell Consolidated Mining company. held on
the 12th day OF September, 1908. an assess.
mcnt Of ono Q) cont per share was levied
and assessed on the capital stock OF said cor
noration, payable ut tho oiico OF II. W.
GriGSth, secretary OF said company, at room
26i, City aud County building, Salt Lake
City. Utah on OF before October is. 1909.
Any stock upon which said assessment
may remain unpaid on the said 18th day Of
October. 1905, will be delinquent and ad'
vcrtisod for sale AZ public auction, and un'
loss payment is made before, will BIO sold on
the 3rd day Of November 1906, at 2 o'clock
p. m OF said day, TO pay the snid delin-
onent assessment thereon. together with tho
costs OF advertising and expenses OF sale
H. ", GRIFFITH.
esi, City and County building Salt Lake
City, Utah. Asa'
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NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT NO. 8.

nany Principal place OF business, S0s Auer-
baek building Salt Lake City, Utah.
Notice is hereby given that at mootinS OF
,ho Sir,ctors held on tho 10th day Of Sep
tonher 1906, an assessment of two cents (ec)
nnr share was levied on the capital stock OF
the corporation, payable immodiatcly to F.
nany, sos Auerbach building Salt Lake City.
Any stock upon which this assessme1. ,n.n may
.nn."hn i90s will be delinquent and adver-
t;esJ for sale at public auction, and unless
payment is made before viii be sold aoSa On s. Sat
u, Tsi m 10 nay the delinquent assoss-
1ent, n Sat together with the cost OF advertising
ana eAp +. NJ. OREM, Secretary.
sos Auerbach building Salt Lake City. Utah
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-22
NOTICE OF STOCKHoLDERS'
MEETING.

Oregon Short Line Railroad Go.
The annual meeting OF tho stockholders
Of Oregon Short Line Railroad Co will
be held at the once Of tho company IN Salt
Lake Cite, Utah on Wednesday. October
10Th. 1906, at 10 o'clock u. m. for tho olec'
tion of hitcon directors of the company. for
tho alteration and nTaendmcnt OF tho by-l avs,
nud for the transaction of such other business
ms may legally before the meeting.
Tho hooks for tho transfer Of stock viii bc
closed for tho purposes OF the meeting at
tho close OF busincBs "Wednesday, Sop
tembcr 1e, 1905. and will be rooponod on
Thursday, October II, 1906,
ALIEN MILLAR, Secretary.
Dated August 81, 1900, cSS4