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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-09

Cool temper il The most yontsntsd.
The most comfortable. state n the soul.
The sraicst happiness boih for those
Who p"s~-ss 4 and Tor thu.e Who
tecl ITS Influence With gcntlcnrss In
MS own character comfort In his home
ami good temper In His wife the earth
" felicity N man Is complete Anon
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-09

why should We east our hrrad op
the Nntersf asked the Sabbath .rhool
teacher. 'V''
hecuI dcy1l arrest youse Ter vrow
W scraps In de street" was the Know
ing response ~ little Mickey rl,nn
louisville Courier Journal
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-09
FINE TRAINS TO
VIA.
Southern Railway
- And Crescent Route

Florida Limited leaving Louisville
s a. m. daily connects at Danville. XIV.
with solid train II Pullman Sleepers
and Vestibuled coaches via Chatta-
nooga and Atlanta. arriving st Jackson.
vile at $50 a. m. and st. Augustine
io'a. m next hy. without change.
Dining Car services all meals enroutc.
Florida Special leaving Louisville
iA5 y. m. carries observation slecper
daily except Sunday. Louisville To St
Augustine without change ,ia Chatta.
ncoga and Atlanta arriving At Jack.
sonviilc ssA p. m. and -. Augustine
at 10 y. ". next day. From Danyllle
this is a solid tram 81 Drawing ROM
SlecpcTs. Composite cat. Observation
Car. etc. Dining Car serves all meals
enroute
Via the Land Of the SKY" Pull.
-man Sleeper leaves Louisville 5.45P.
m. daily, running through 20 Knoxville
Where connection is made at a3i A. NJ.
with through Sleeper 10 Jack,onyin,
via Ashville Columbia and savannah
arriving IN Jacksonville Q A. NJ.
WINTER TOURIST TICKETS
Good returning until MAY 3lst. ar,
nov on sale dali, At Low Rates
VARIABLE TOURS.
Going via Ashvillc and Land of m,
sly and Sapphire Country ana ~.
turning via Atlanta and Chat,nrooga
or Vice Vera.
For the Land II the sky" Winter
Homes, rather handsomely illuatratcd
Booklets, folders. rates. etc. addres,
any agent II the Southern Ry. ar
&. u. Hungcrfori. u. .. l.. Louis.
vile, Ky.
G. r Allen, A. G. =. A.. st Louis
W. c. Rinearson. 6. T.. A. Q6c
Route. Cincinnati. q. Ar
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-09
rrInrIpIe Of a.. ni...

The principle Of The hinge Is seen In
almost every Joint In the animal klnr
dom. No animal Is without = hlnss
,olnt somewhere or other In IT, anal.
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-09


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Mt nsstvr 4 am - huHsN
haril, sec straight ilaui u'
o. two"
Hut NJ Hlmne anl, hui
said "Ihrrr Is plruiy ~ e''l ~
fruit w hcrr. partner ,'ou' a
help yonrsvlf"
"v-ry we'll. rvpliei Mr. hv'', -
yun will not let me shnrr y"uf "'l.'
shall let everybody know that '''
here"
nrn he raised himself ulN'u h' ~, ~
eappcl hls wing. and crvs~l =
&c he could. Cock . aopile-'lco o ~,
Some hunters who wefc Nc
lad tbs rsostcr and came fuhn'a. !
ne sesna my threw hss' -
n st~fss a.ch and tcai BIN ~. ~.
- sp-nd tns ~ q his DAYS 10 :.
Gu, rls rooster thst cav
home. ana he llve-i ~ r'rs sf' W.
happily lfhnr r'ri.iini ~
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1906-03-09

on account OF the new mills going up here and in the
district there will be great demand here for building lots
IN the spring Every house in the city occupied and
the new influx will demand more houses. Therefore
real estate investment in Marion is well worth your con.
saerauon 500 now for short time will get lot that
Will be worth $500 in short time For short time only
choice OF IL OF these most desirable lots may be had
Tor SloO. Don't delay Address, Box g. Marion XIV.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
Airs. III. Wri att

Mrs. Pinkham claims that there is
kind of dyspepsia that is caused by
arrangement of the female organism.
and which, while it causes a disturb
ance similar to ordinary Indigestion,
cannot be relieved without medicine
which not only acts as a stomach tonic.
but has peculiar tonic effect on the fe-
male organism.
As proof of this theory we call at
tention to the case of Mrs. Maggie
Wright, Brooklyn, N. Y, who was
completely cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound after every
thing else had failed. She writes:
"For two years / suffered with dyspepsia
which so degenerHted the entire system that
was unable to attend to my daily duties. /
felt weak and nervous, and nothing that ate
tasted good and it caused disturbance in my
stomach. / tried different dyspepsia cures,
but nothing seemed to help me. / was adj
vised TO give Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial, and was happily surprised
to find that it acted like fine tonic, and in a
fewdays began 10 enjoy and properly digest
my food Ny recovery was rapid, and In
five weeks ! was well woman. l have rec
commended it TO many suffering women"
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement or has such a record
of cures of female troubles. as has Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
The Artful SQUIRREL.

You may find many a squirrel In
the course of your tramp. but no two
alike exactly In their method of at
tempted escape or concealment The
ways and means Of the little rascals
are legion. One may fiatten himself
out against a gray patch on the back
Of tree trunk, absolutely motionless (;
and unless in your earnest, steadfast
looking you can detect an ear or
shoulder in relief against the sky you
might as well abandon the search. An
other may lie along bough fiattened
at full leng h; but here the telltale
ears are more easily silhouetted. Still
another may crouch drawn up in a
fork; and here the thing TO look for is
the fluffy tip Of that little signal flag
which always works and waves and
jerks and signals so brayely when dan
ger is not in the air. Or one may gath
er himself up in a bunch to initiate
4 knot or knob; and here he can very
well tell when you have spied him out.
He will catch the eye of an acquaint
ance in a crowd. and will instantly lin
Der up for headlong flight. leaping from
tree to tree, till he vanishes over the
ridge.-Field and Stream.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
An Inseniou. ExpedIent.

In 1864 President lincoln was great
" bothered by the well meant. but ILL
advised. efforts of certain good North
ern men to bring about q termination
of the war. An old gentleman from
Massachusetts. very bland and entirely
bald, was especially persistent and trou-
blesome. Again and again he appeared
before the President, and was got rid
of by one and another ingenious expo
dent. One day, when this angel of
mercy had been boring Mr.. Lincoln for
half an hour. to the interruption of
important business, the President sud
denly rose. went to closet, and took
out of it a large bottle. did you ever
try this remedy for badness" he ask
ed, holding up the bottle Lefore his as
tonished visitor No; the man was
obliged TO confess that he never had
tried it. Mr.. Lincoln called a servant,
had the bottle wrapped up, and handed
1t to the bald philanth:opist. There
said he. "go and rub some of that on
your head Persevere They say il
will make the hair grow. Come back
In about three months and report" And
almost before he knew it, the good
man was outside of the door with the
package under his arm.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
IN HURRY FOR THE SHEETS.

Hotel 9, loye Said They Were
Wanted for Use TabIecloths.
DR.. Irving A. Watson, secretary OF
the New Hampshire State board of
health, and DR.. Edward French, super.
intendent of the Medfield Insane Asy-
Ium, relate an interesting incident of
their travels together soLle years ago
through the interior of Mexico.
After a long horseback ride up
through the mountains they arrived in
a small village whose apology for a
public inn looked as though it had seen
the sorest of hard times. But thor
oughly tired out, the medical men were
very glad to find a place to rest for
the night and, retiring. told their host
that they should probably not arise
until late the next day.
Their protracted slumbers were
broken when the morning was well adj
vanced by pounding on the door.
whats the matter?" asked one of
the still sleepy doctors.
Its most dinner time and we've got
to have those sheets for tablecloths. "
was the somewhat startling reply
Boston Herald.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
IT'S The FOOD.
The True Way to Correct Nervous
Troubles.

The True Way to Correct Nervous
Troubles.
Nervous troubles are more often
caused by improper food and indiges-
ton than most people imagine. Even
doctors sometimes overlook this fact.
A man says:
until two years ago WALES and but
ter with meat and gravy were the main
features of my breakfast. Finally dys-
pepsia came on and 1 found myself in
a bad condition, worse in the morning
than any other time. / woI.d have a
full, sick feeling in my stomach, with
pains in my heart, sides and head.
"At times / would have no appetite
for days. then / would feel ravenous,
never satisfied when / did eat and so
nervous / felt like shrieking at the top
of my voice. | lost flesh badly and
hardly knew which way to turn until
one day / bought box Of Grape Nuts
food to see if could eat that. / tried
ii without telling the doctor. and liked
it fine; made me feel as If had some
thing to eat that was satisfying and
still didn't have that hedviness that
had felt after eating any other food.
II hadn't drank any coffee then in
five weeks. 1 kept on with the Grape
Nuts and in a month and a half / had
gained 10 pounds. could eat almost any
thing | wanted, didn't feel badly after
eating and my nervousness was all
gone. It's pleasure to be well again.
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Greek, Mich. Read the book, THE
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's
q reason.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15

You've caught cold, haven't you?
You feel uncomfortable
though your head was union depot
and the ticket office had b,en closed.
DO you know what a cold is?
a cold is letter of introduction to
Influenza, recommendation to Pleu-
risy, merry meeting with Grip, a low
ing embrace with Pneumonia. a through
ticket to the place where the daisies
grow and slide down the cellar door
with Death.
Now, aren't you sorry You didn't take
that overcoat?
Get rid of that cold-quickl
Don't fool with it. Pooling with a
cold is like breaking rocks in a car of
dynamite.
You remember the immortal verse of
the poet:
Twas At cough that carried him off
And a coffin they carried him off in"
Albany Times Union.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
LUXURY IN RANCH HOUSE.
Cut Glass and Silverware-Costly
Gifts for Guests.


Gifts for Guests.
A little one-story, sixroom, long
ranch house in Lander, Wyo., with
sage-brush land stretching away from
it in all directions and with only Il
numbering mountain stage coach,
drawn By four horses, connecting 1t
with the outside world. has in ii more
| than any other house. public or pri
vate, in the State.
ArapahOe boasts not near fifty souls
all told. But the traveller going by
| stage from Lander to Shoshone will
| find its ranch an uncommonly good one
at which to stay over night. for Mrs.
Becker, its gracious hostess, does not
spend all her money on ornaments for
her ttble. She always makes enough
to pay two first-class Chinese cooks
and to supply her table with delica-
cies.
| Many ranch houses look neither more
nor less inviting from the outside
than does this one. Dirt. poor food,
cracked dishes, wretched service and
insufferably bad beds compose the lc-
commodations. The traveller is agree
ably surprised, then, when he finds the
wealth of cut glass, china and silver
ware which graces Mrs. Becker's table
excellent service, every delicacy that
city market affords, cleanliness ev.
erywhere, easy chairs and coucncs
beds fresh and comfortable, and an at
mosphere of refinement.
Mrs. Becker's cut glass, china and
silverware are the pride and the de
light of Arapahoe, and all the coun
tryside round about it. Even the In
dians who have got glimpse of then
regard them with sort of proprietary
interest. NSt long ago Mrs Becker
sent an order to New York for thou
sand collars worth Of cut glass, ant
that thousand dollars worth is not III
she has. Besides her valuable collec
ton of cut glass, china and silverware
Mrs. Becker has many hundred dollars
worth of Navajo blankets and IndiaI
curios. She made an army officer
wife a present of $500 or 5000 wortl
of blankets and curios recently an,
thought nothing of 1t. Size is q West
ern woman and does things in a West
ern way.
Not long ago Mrs Becker gave {.
party at her ranch house, to which sh'
invited some of the best known folk il
Lander, and army officers and the
wives from Fort Washable. 1t was
unique society function. Each of th
numerous guests went home with ;
costly gift from the hostess. ON
young lady was given saddle, IN
other a beautiful and costly souyeAi
spoon, with an elk's tooth set i'm IN
handle, and others received gifts equal
> ly aluable.-Galveston News.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
LoNpoN's DESERTED MANSIONS.
One Fashionable Residence District
Falling Ont of FAVOR.

OnG FaSn1OnaDie nesl0ence DlntTfCt
Falling Out of Favor.
Various reasons are assigned by
those most directly interested-the
house agents-for the migration of peo-
pie from one of its chief centers, Lam
casbire Gate, says the London Mail.
One has only to take stroll through
that district of store palaces to see
that it seems to have lost favor with
not a few of its former inhabitants, for
in every direction one is confronted
with the familiar black and white sign
of the house agent appealing for new
tenants.
The number of those vacant pala-
tial residences is increasing surprising
ly, and this fact is having a depress
ing effect upon the Mazda Vale and
Paddington rates. The loss last year
TO Mazda Vale rates was no less than
f7,037, and in Paddington f4,971.
1t was learned from house and es
tate agents that the causes of this de
sertion of the large houses are vari
Gus. One well-known agent attributed
it to the increasing popularity of flats
to the servant difficulty and to the
general spirit of economy which hat
been prevalent since the end of thu
war in all classes.
Regarding the first, he said tha
London now possessed magnifcen
suites of flats, the rents of which raj
up nearly to $1,000. They were ele
gantly fitted, and required far less do
nestle help than the large house. Their
was no dearth of tenants for house
renting at f100 a year; in fact, 70
each house of this kind there were
score Of applicants; it was the f450 +
ESQ year house that they found Oh
their hands.
AS for the servant question, man,
women had told him that 1.-The NOR
servants the less comfort" Many larg
houses had been almost reconstruct
internally to meet the requirement
and convenience of the modern sci
wants. but all in vain; they would no
stay in spite Of enormously increase
wages.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
seed. Exhaust the Soil.

The farmers who grow fax do so
at greater cost of plant food than do
the growers OF wheat, corn or other
grains The same reasoning therefore.
shows that, as grains of all kinds draw
their phosphoric acid from the soil.
these oily seeds will exhaust the soil
of its phosphates to much greater
degree than the grain crops; hence 100
pounds of linseed will carry on abont
twice as much phosphoric acid from
the soil as will 100 pounds of wheat
But the same circumstance supplies an
additional reason why the manure of
full-grown store stock fed upon oil
cake is so much richer than that OBJ
tanned by the use of many other kinds
of food. Linseed meal is rich as a
food and a manure producer, because
the proportion of protein compounds
(albumen, etc. J, in the Oilcake Is greater
than the fattening animal can appro-
pirate, and thus much of them pass
off In more or less changed state.
and is mixed with the manure. The
oil Is in larger proportion than can at
times be laid on their bodies, even BIZ
fattening stock, but this excess adds
nothing to the fertiIizing quality of the
manure. The full-grown animal, how
ever. appropriates scarcely any of the
phosphates, the whole of these therefore
which the animal consumes in its
food appearing again In its manure.
The oilcakes, being richer in these
phosphates, weight for weight, than any
kind of grain used for food, the manure
thus made is also richer in phosphates
than that which is obtained from ami
mails fed upon other kinds of foods.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
HOW DEBILITY SHOWS
And Why Or. Williams Pink Pills
Are a Specific for Dangerous
Physical Declines.

The symptoms of general debility vary
according TO the cause but weakness is
always present, tendency to perspire
and fatigue easily, ringing in the ears,
sometimes black spots passing before
the eyes, weak back, vertigo, wakeful-
ness caused by inability to stop thinking,
and unrefreshing sleep. The cause of
the trouble may be some drain Oh the
system or it may be mental or physical
overwork, sometimes insufficient nutri-
ton due to digestive disturbance. In
the latter case there is generally a loss of
appetite and coated tongue as well as
general languor and debility.
Miss Lula NJ Metzgcr, a stenographer,
living at II Mill street, WATERFOWL, N. Y,
suffered for over a year from general
debility. cit was caused by overstudy, !"
she says, "and had no ambition, didn't
want to go anywhere, my food didn't
caste good, was run down, lifeless and
listless. / took medicines but they failed
TO help me. Finally friends recon-
mended DR.. Williams Pink Pills TO my
mother and she got some for Inc. took
them for some time and was entirely
cured and have had no return of the
trouble"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills cure debility
because. they actually make new, red,
rich blood, and as the blood carries
nourishinent Go all the organs and tissues
of the body, nerves as well as muscles,
the new blood stimulates the organs to
do the work that nature expects of them
and normal health follows. Not only
is this treatment sufficient to cure de-
bility but many severe nervous disorders
as we'll.
The pills are sold by all druggists, or
will be sent postpaid, OH receipt of price,
so cents per box, six boxes $3.50, by the
Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Science.
tady, n. Y. Send for free diet book.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
What Do They Cure?

The above question is often asked con-
.erning DIR. Pierce's two leading medl-
cines. rGolden Medical Discovery" and
'Favorite Prescription"
The answer is that "Golden Medical
Discovery is a most potent Alternative or
blood-puri6er, and tonic or mvigorator
and acts especially favorably in cura-
tive way upon all the mucous lining sur
faces, as OF the nasal passages, throat;
bronchial tubes, stomach. bowels and
bladdeF,curing large per cent. OF catar-
rhal caSes whether the disease affects the
nasal passages, the thxQat, larynx, bron-
CHA. stomacR>la jas catarrSal dyspepsia },
bowels (as m1soYS>s&arrbeaS bladder.
uterus or other pelvic orgarsS Even in
the chronic or nlcerafiYe stages OF these
affections is often successful in AFFECT
~The "Favlrite Prescriptionn is advised
for the clIeQIQne class of diseases-thoSs
RecIliar, weak nes$es. uerahgemehts and
irregularities Incident 70 women only; ~
ing tonic and nervine. For weak worn
out, over-worked women--no matter what
has caused the breakdown, "Favorite
Prescription " will be found most effective
in building up the strength, regulating
the womanly functions, subduing pain
and bringing about healthy, vigorous
condition of tho whole system.
A book of particulars wraps each bottle
giving the formula of both medicines and
| quoting what scores of eminent med,
| ical authors, whose works are consulted
| by physicians of all the schools of practice
as guides in prescribing, say of each in
gredient entering into these medicines.
The words or praise bestowed on the
several ingredients entering into Doctor
| Pierce's medicines by such writer's should
have more weight than any amount OF
| non professional testimonials, because
| such men are writing for the guidance OF
| their medical brethren and know whereof
| they speak.
| Both medicines are non-alcoholic, non
| secret. and contain no harmful habit
| forming drugs, being composed of glyceriC
| extracts of the roots of native, American
medicinal forest plants. They are both
sold by dealers in medicine. You CAM
afford to accept as a substitute for one o.
| these medicines of known composition
| any secret nostrum.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets. small. sugar
easy to take as candy, regulate and in
] vigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
Corn Fodder Valuable.

Although corn fodder is not ccnsid-
cred complete food, nor equal to hay.
yet Ii can be made to materially assist
in carrying the stock over the winter
by good management On some farms
the practice Is to stack the fodder AMI
straw and give the stock free access to
ii, but there are better methods of uti-
LIKING it. Every ounce of corn fodder
or straw that Is fed, especially when
properly prepared, is n saving in hay.
Some may object to feeding such poor
stuff, on the ground that IL contains but
little nutrition, but If grain or ground
food (which is concentrate6) be used
in connection with it, the bulky food
will answer for the purpose of dis
tention and also furnish more or less
nutriment. AS long as the animals 60
not dislike the fodder and they gain
flesh, one need have no fear in re-
gard to feeding 1t.
The manure. too, will be better than
when the material is to be trampled or
slowly rotted. BY passing such ma
terial through the animal the digestive
organs assist to reduce ii and render K
fine. and every farmer knows that the
finer the condition of the manure the
better ii is.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1906-11-15
INST Wait.

The picture post card is the ready
made clothes, the canned goods of cor
spinning wheel out of the home. There
is no time for it in this specialized age.
There were mailed in Germany last
year 1,200.0OO000 picture post cards.
A strike of employees of the French
postoffice. owing to the extra demands
upon their efforts of a food of picture
post cards. was narrowly averted last
year. These little lessons In geography
and biography have not yet overwhelm-
ed the American postoffice, but the
school bell has but just now rung. Wait
until American politics sees its oppor-
tunity.-Nebraska State Journal.