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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17
PROVERBS OF WALL STREET.


Blessed are the poor, for they've moth
ing to lose.
As an OK goeth TO the slaughter, so 4
lamb to Wall street
Wisdom is better than rubies, and cop
per stocks are not always pure water.
He that maketh haste to he rich shall
not be innocent, and usually remains
poor.
He that hath pity upon the poor lend
eth 10 the Lord, bur the security is nom
negotiable.
Whose dggeth Il pit shall fall therein.
similar is the fate o1 him who constructs
Il corner.
\ wise. sou makcth Il glad father, I'M
less he bucks him from the other side Of
the market.
The borrower l. thc servant of the
lender, hut this doesn't affect the quota
tions on call loans
Put not Your trust in (mcrchanU
princes until you have carefully studied
their commercial ratmg.-Pnck.
\ good name is rather to he chosen
than great riches. hut fortunately for
the problem of selection, II -uod name"
is usually good collateral.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

Il kissed a college girl ono day" re-
lated the tall student
Did she yel?'' inquired his chum.
Il should say 50. She gave a college
yell that brought the whole class aud |
had to kiss 'em all before they'd let me
go. - Exchange.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17
Couldn't Corrupt His Horse.

Excited Travcler-Gct me to the sta
ton in three minv'".' 2..! II give you II
sovereign
Drvcr-Can't do it, sir You might
bribe me, but You can't corrupt my
hOrsc.-Tit-B Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

Rummy Robnson-Y, 5. lady. once for
whole year | turned me back on Xix
kcr.
Kind Lady-Ah. my noble man, what
were YOU doing AT the time?
Rmnmy Robinson-Driving Il brewers
drlN. mum.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

With a population of only 2,315.343
Switzerland has Il foreign trade of more
than $I00,000.O00 Il year.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

The borrower l. thc servant of tn
lender. but this doesn't affect the quota
tiuns on "call loans"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17
The Kiss and the Aim.

There was Il Young fellow named sgd,
Who kissed a girl on the eyelid.
Said she to the lad:
.'IOur aims very bad
YOu should practice awhile" So he did.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

y wise sou makcth Il glad father, nm
less he bucks him from the other side vi
the market
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

Whose diggeth Il pit shall fall therein
similar is the fate o1 him who constructs
q corner.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

Put not Your trust in merchant
princes until You have carefully studio,
thcir commercial rating.-Puck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-03-17

He that hath uity upon the poor lend
eth 10 the Lord, bur the security Is non
negotiable.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-14

AS you must live SCOMEWHERE.
SOMEHOW. why not take an abiding
interest In the advertisements of
PROPERTYzof of houses for sale and
lease, of apartments, etc? For, you
see, IL 4 quite possible that you can
live II = better place hnd a better
way for the money yoa fpend nowl
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-12-14
The only Trouble.

ITO listen to Mugs talk you'd think
he was "a man of the finest kind of
principles.
eHe is. But he never uses them
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
benson and Brown,s valley to Mon

Benson and Bnown's Valley to Mon
tann line.
On the 500 from all points noruh and
west and Glencoe. in larding Winnipeg
lime 70 internabto boundary
On the milwaukee all points nprth
and west OF Mont epddeo, Mimi. and
Sioux Fsalls and Mitchell S. p
IncidentaIly Secretary Johnson stat
ed tina since the last meetlng there
has been additional hotel a:c conlrnodas
ton pro iIded and that will, be avail.
abae to the humid eds Of visitors ex-
spected at the meeting to- 'be held d1
this city january 16 to s1s.
1t was also stat today by Pnesl7
.dent Worst that the FINISHING touches
were being put On the program and
1T was expected aalat the mails to-
morrow would ibIdng In decisive let.
tiers which would insure Its conp1e elton
and publ cation this week. The alsso-
citation officials declare THAT the pro
gram win be the most attractive one
even, presented to the farmers of tihe
three Skates and the subjects TO he
discussed, will make every session OF
the great eonNe nt1on interesttn
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
e Col. Benton Quits Law.

~
s Fargo Forum: Tine law firm Of Ben
ton & Lowell has been dissolved Coli
John D. Benton retires from the prac-
tices Of law and WiM thereafter devote
his entire time to mis- others interests.
The law business will be CONDUCTED
by Victor r. Lowell
Col. Benton lis one of the pioneer
attorneys OF North Dakota. He first
came to Fargo In 1878 and took up thet
practice Of law He was ASSOCIATED
with Jasdge Thomas and estabI5 ahed a.
sb1anch lalW Office in DeadWood,s s.. b
The office There was discont inned In
1888 He was elected shenif Of this
county In 1886 and, at sthe exp tion
Of his term of offiss, FORMED q law,
partnership with Judge Am5dDn, whicln
was continued until 1896, when judge
Amidon was appoirded Judge Of the
federal corr Mr.. Lowell formed d,
-,artne rshtp with Col. Benton, i'll is 6.|
Colonel Benton was the democratic
oandfdate for the United States sem
ate in 1892 and has always taken an
active part ir the 1lpFbu.ld fng Of the
city and state. He has acquired large;
real estate inter which now require;
the greater partt of his time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03

Not all, but great number of the
insurgents in this state, have been
candidates before the republican or
ganization for political preferment.
Some of them have been chosen to
political Offices and have failed of fur
ther honors as candidates for re-elec-
lion. Some of them have been unable
30 obtain coveted nominations. It is
not necessary to particulardze. It DIS
q significant fact that not until after
appointment in obtaining prefer.
nent has the discovery been made
that The republican organization Of the
state, needs reforming. Significant. as
affecting and indicating the attitude OF
! great number of the insurgents. IS
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03

The McCaals and the Met urdys
have PASSED out with the year 1905.
In each case, the resignation of these
chief officers of great corporations
was based upon an allegation Of TN
health and a mdsund Understanding Of mo-
tiVes.S As a matter of fact, The in
suranlce investigation has revealed a
condition that demanded the resigna-
tion Of the men who conniVe at and
permitted it. The principa feeling Of
the policy holders of these great COM
panies will be, first OF ndignation,
and afterwaId OF disapp ntment and
regret at the proven disregard OF trust
manifested by the men I'M whom they
have :; al s#7says had conf dence.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
3 New Incorporation

First State bank venturia, McIn-
tosh county, NJ D. Capital, SIS, 900.
Ineorporatons: r. r. Hedfke, a. r.
Hedtkes Ashley, N. d.: Gottfrid Helm
rich, CoadWater, N. d.; F. w. Hedtke,
Jacob Docktor, Jacob Sehlepp, VEN
turia, Nd; P. r. Kretschmar, ASHLEY.
N. ID. =tsj IS
Berwick Creamery company, Ber-
sWick, McHenry county, NJ d. Capt.
hal, $4,000. Incorporators:: simon
Bosch, Elmer E. Green, Ole o. Rue,
liver 0ryedahI, Anfin Bale, Ed. Edf-
son, Berwick, N. 10. 55:;.
The Bartlett Lumber Company, Bart
lett, Ramsey county, N. p. Capital,
$4,000 Incororators Simon Sdhmid,
BARTLETT, N. D.; Wm G Hagler, La
Rnta, Nd. Geo =. Barrett, Lahota,
". ID. H: f.ss..=
Bottineam Land and Loan CO., Bot
tinean n. D. Capital, $25, 900. Incor-
porators: H. a. Battle, John Snithson,
e. r. Woods, j AZ Johnson Geo b.
Eyerson David Clark, John a. Cole,
Aark HaWkers w d AA.dhms. Bot
tineau, NJ d. 4s53 :s5
pany, Valley city, M q. Capital, $780,
pany, Valley City, M III Capitol. $780,
OeO IncorporatoTs: Louis Nolttmaer,
Walter Coop, Otto Zetteuberg, James
o. Farrell q. Rasmussen, Valley
City. n. D. jay Wildwood, Ontsla ".
D;; Ghas. NoItImier, I.anDna, N. d.
Rasmussen, Benlds e Co, Grand
Forks. NJ D. Capital, $50, 900. Incor-
sslporators M Rasmussen. Grand Forks,
N d. 3. Bemis, Inhster, N. %. !;
Jens G. Rasmussen Grand Forks, N.
10.
Rosholt Hardware company, Ed
more, Ramsey county, N. &. Capital,
SIC, 900. eorporators: TIhoqanan Rosh.
oil. Ednore, NJ p; Juaius Roshois,
Mdnneap ITS Mimi JAS s Rosholt,
Berntd5i, Mimi.
SIS. The Hendrise lzson q Olson Horse &
Cattle CO. Trenton. n. b Capital,
s2o,0o0. Ineodp oEators q n Hen,
erickson. Guaier Olson, Grafton, N.
~; Bs Bayrnss, Trenton. n.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
COUNTY TRANS
fERS FOR TEN YEARS.

Register of Deeds Peterson has
tabulated the fees collected In his Of
foe, the inst rmnents recorded ana
chattel mortgages filed BY months for
the years 1906, 1904 and 1896. The
increase in fees of 1905 over u 100 is
$6s6.71, and s., S25.79 over those OF
1896. A correspon ding increase is not
ed in the number Of Instruments re
corded and fled. Following is the
table: sss'3. s.5 s a
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
The 8isl,larfk Tribn,ae,
BY M. 4. JEWELL
THE DAILY TRIBUNE.

IS =.r d. y - T577
\ Published every afternoon, except Sunday,
Ct Bismarck, North Dakota, is delivered by
carrier to all parts of the city at SO cents per
month, or Sc per year. The daily sent to any
address in the United States or Canada, postage
prepaid, S. per year; $3.50 for six months;
S1.a5 for three months. ~ ~ I'D
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Published every Friday; eight pages, CON
tanning a summary of the news of the week
local and foreign--particular attention being
said to state news. Sent to any address, post.
age paid, for 81 for one year; SO cents for six
ssonths; 25 cents for three months.
The Bismarck Tribune is the Oldest news
saper in the statc-Weekly established June II ,
Fss7s: Daily established 1881. t has a wide
SPECULATION and is desirable advertising me
sum. being published at the capital of the
state it makes feature of state news, Of 9
semi.ofhcial character, and is therefore Particu
ely interesting to all who desire to keep the
snn of state affairs-political, social and bust
cess .|S.5i.. 55 r. 4SEs
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
STATE HEALTH REPORT
FOR LAST NOVEMBER

The report Of Or. Il. II. Healy,
secretary of the state board Of hea1ths
shows that there were $50 birtlhs in
November and 10s deaths. Five
sathss were from tub eroulyls, ten
from typhoid fever, three from diphy
iberia and none from scarlet fever
measles, smallpox or other contagious
diseases The births and deaths Of
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
Att'entionI

The annual business meeting and Of
.icers elections of the Bismarck Maen-
nerchor will be held next Thurslay,
january 1906. at 5 O'Clock, % NJ. All
members are requested to be present.
Otto Dirlam, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03

All registered war rants drawn on
the county general fund during May.
and June. 1895, numbered from 1882
to 1882, are hereby called In, there
being sufficient funds on hand to pay
|saane. sPERRY
County Treasurer. u
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03

The first issue of the GRAND, Forks
Times, the new evening paper at
Grand Forks, has made lbs app earamce..
1t is a twelve page edition, full of in
4eresting matter, and promises to live
up to the advance bills, so far as merit
is concerned. s;ss s. "A vs..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
STATE NEWS

Two young men Of Cavalier county
were asphyz iated by coal gas.
Z. prairie. chicken fiew against a
window at Harvey and was caught IN
the act. 3s
The Munich Herald announces it.
will not shield the blind piggers and
the grafters. RS. s.s .5.,s s5s
james Holes of Fargo donates $1o0
toward wiping out the $500 debt of
the lehildren's home.
n Some OF; Marshal McClrre's red hot
editorials caused a small fire in the
Minot Optic office.
The Ward county fight is i getting
to be warm stuff and therer may be
plenty of campaign ammunition before
next election. ssl
"A Minpt minister is said to have
swallowed a mail. His wife may fur.
nish him with a hammer so he can
nail himself shut: . 3 :. 5sS
The Fargo Forum wants to know
why don't some of the insurgent edd-
tors nominate Maynhrd Crane of
Coopenstown for governor?
The Page Record says people refer
to the train on the Aneta branch ais
the jag train" and the name Is not
altogether lnapp opriate. t ss.
. At Dickinson a roomer went to bed
with an electric light bulb as foot
warmer. The clothing was DESTROYED
but the house was saved 0
The Forum says the blind piggers
are having q harder time this winter
than usual, but the wide open places
in the slope country continue. N
Finis was written on the GRAND
Forks land Office Saturday afternoon
at 4 o'clock when it passed out OF
existence. The records have been sent
to the Devils Lake llanId Office with
which the GRAND Forks district has
been ssolidate ed {
4 The general store OF the HotbroolI
Mercantile Co. ait DEVILS Lake, was
damaged to the extent Of 81, 500 by
a. fire which started from an over.
heated furnace. Quick work BY the
fire department saved the building
and stock from complete destruet ion.
The Joss is fully covered by inslrr-
amce. ,.s3 NJ u.
The insurgents seem to be some,
what scattered on their Cub rnatorial
noanina soas, Ex-Governor White,
Superintendent stoslwe en- Joe DeHine,
Representative Shells, M. T. AxteiI,
NJ. sB. Cassela and others have been
named and now the LaA1oure Ehrons
icle springs the name Of a. Ii Woods
Of Grand Forks ~ but still credits him
with residing at Graf tom That's a.
case Of les majestic to Winshfp, Hedge
SOM ct al or UNI. 8s sss$5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03

The dealers in paint, who are aft
fected by the new paint law in North
Dakota, have. obtained on injunction
in the United States court to restrain
proceedings under the law. The CON
stitutfonality of the law Us attacked
and other points have been raised for
the decision of the court before the
law can be put into effect.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03

a y. Rdesland, the optical special
list who has come regularly for many
years, grinding all glasses here, Will
be at Northwest hotel january 19
to ~. s5sS 3 'z 81 g
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03

Heals and Protects tho Membrana Restores tho
Senses OF Taste and Smell. Large fIze, 90 cents q
Drnggfets Or By mali Trial Size 10 cents by mali
4 ELx BROTHHkSsb IS Warren Strees, New York.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-01-03
chatteI Mortaaaes FiIed.

This shows a gratifying increase In
realty transfers, showing a healthy:
growth Of the county.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-05
Prosperous 1905.

III lle nlatOrN OF the youngest yet
most virile of the great nations the
year 1905 stands out as the one of most
rapid progress and greatest success. 1t
has become so customary to establish
new records in this country of appar-
emily unbounded resources and oppor-
tunities that statistics of Unprecedented
achievements occasion little comment.
Yet the past year has been so exception
ally prosperous that the attention of
busy people should be called to some
of the most noteworthy accomplish
ments If over a million immigrants
were absorbed in single year without
Cutting the labor market in any other
nation, sOCiologists would ponder the
problem with amazement, but such an
unheard of occurrence in the United
States arOuses little comment. So as to
reports of foreign commerce and practi-
cally every measure of internal trade, to
say nothing of agricultural production
and transportation. The mileage of the
railways has steadily increased and the
ISSUES Of stocks and bonds are beyond
precedent; yet the market value of the
sixty most active securities has risen
far above all previous records, the earn
ings are much greater than ever before,
and frequent complaints have been
heard because traffic facilities were in
adequate. Manufacturing plants have
turned out quantities of products much
in excess Of any earlier year without
causing accumulation; in fact it was
often the case that goods could not be
delivered as specified, and, in the iron
and steel industry, orders will be carried
over into 1906 equal to the entire annual
production few years ago. Prices of
commodities, as shown by Dun's Index
Number, have risen to the highest posi-
ton in twenty-five years; striking evil
dence Of the consuming capacity of the
people, for it is not possible to main
tam the quotations of an unsurpassed
production of the various necessaries of
life unless there is a commensurate
broadening Of demand. Failures are
fewer in proportion to the number of
firms in business, and liabilities are at
the minimum ratio to solvent payments
through the clearing houses, which have
also reached new high-water mark.
Faster than the growth of population
has been the increase i'm the amount of
money in circulation, the average now
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-05
Government Sends Out Question
Cards to Gather Statistics
of Forest Products

Bringing to focus the preparatory
work of the past six months, the Forest
Service is sending out question cards to
secure statistics of forest products. The
returns will be worked up into a report
which will give by States, regions and
species the cut and shipments of lumber.
shingles, laths, cOoperage stock, ties,
posts, and poles during the year; the
stock on hand at the close of the year;
and also the amount of wood used in the
various industries for which wood fur
nishes the raw material, and the value
OF the products. Circular letter to man
ufacturers accompany the cards, explain
ing their use and other.
The vital Importance of accurate statis-
tics of forest products has appealed
forcibly to manufacturers throughout the
country. The National Lumber Manu-
facturers Association and several other
associations of lumbermen and wood
users are cooperating with the Forest
Service. During the summer the utmost
pains have been taken to make the in
vestigation precise and practical to the
last detail. The question cards which
have resulted are clear and comprehen-
sive, and may be filled out and returned
by the recipients with very little trouble
1t is quite plain that the success of this
study now depends upon the careful as
sistance of the industries concerned. In
order that the returns may have their
full value to all, each individual CORE
spondent's card is necessary. The re-
turns will be regarded as strictly conf
dental, and neither the name OF the cor
respondent nor the location of his mill
will be made public by the Service.
A copy of the report which is to be
published as result of this investigation
will be sent to all who fill out the ques-
ton cards and to others interested in the
use of forest products.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-05

irregular" Many of the writers say
that the investigation will result in good
for the life insurance business yet they
seem to think that it is rather more
on an iconuclastic than constructive
plan hat it is being conducted. Doubt
less this is true. When the American
people proceed to an investigation they
generally do not 60 about it in any half
hearted manner. TO those pampered
ones in the insurance business, who
have drawn such exhorbitaut salaries as
one hundred thousand dollars per year,
those in charge of the investigation, now
under way, no doubt display spirit
of IcOnocasm
Ia closing one phase of his argument
writer in the Philadelphia Intelligencer,
an insurance journal, says "the man
who would give up his life Insurance
policy by reason of any facts evolved
during the past few months would be
kin to Thompson's colt, which went into
the river to get out of the rain" Per-
haps so, but when the investigation
shows most lavish and uncalled for
use of the funds of various companies
and the stories of the royal entertain
ments paid for with the money paid
by policv-holders it is safe to say that
Mr.. Policy-holder will not find it the
hardest sort of task to find "a reason"
worth thinking about at least
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-05
ADMIRAL CLARK'S HISTORY
Authorized Life; of Americas
Popular Naval Hero. Amin
teresting Story for Ver-
monters to Read

RearAdmiral Charles f. Clark was
retired by the age limit August 10, 1905
after service of forty.iive years in the
United States Navy. He has repeatedly
been solicited by leading book publishers
in New York, Philadelphia and other
cities to write his autobiography and also
the story of the voyage of the Oregon
and the battle of Santiago Admiral
Clark declined these fattering offers
while in active service. Now that he
has retired the reasons for his remaining
silent no. longer exists. Admiral Clark
hassturnt his diary and notes and all
of his official correspondence over to
Charles 5. Forbes of the Vermonter for
the purpose of editing and publishing the
history of his life and service. He is a
loyal Vermonter and prefers that the
story of his life appear in Vermont
periodical rather than in a publication
issued beyond the borders of his native
State.
The Vermonter is highly honored at
being selected by Admiral Clark as the
medium of publicity for this purpose.
The readers of the Vermonter are To be
congratulated of the good fortune that
gives them the preference in the first
perusal of the most interesting and enter
tanning naval story of modern times.
This history forms an intensely inter-
esting and highly entertaining story Of
the remarkable career and thrilling ex-
periences of Rear-AdmiIal Charles K.
Clark in the naval service of the United
States, covering a period of nearly half a
century.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-05
Impoverished Soil

Impoverished soil, like impov-
erished blood, needs a proper
fertilizer. A chemist by analyz-
ing the soil can tell you what
fertilizer to use for different
products.
If your blood is impoverished
your doctor will tell you what
you need to fertilize it and give
it the rich, red corpuscles that
are lacking in it. 1t may be you
need a tonic, but more likely you
need a concentrated fat food,
and fat is the element lacking
in your system.
There is no fat food that is
so easily digested and assimi-
lated as
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1906-01-05
Hoods

Sarsaparilld enjoys the dis
tinction Of being the great
est curative and preventive
medicine the world has ever
known. It. is an dll-round
medicine, producing its I'm
equaIled effects by purify
ing, vitdlizing and enriching
the blood on which the
health and strength of every
organ, bone and tissue de-
pend. Accept no substi-
tute for Hoods, but in
sist on having Hoods
AND ONLY HOODS.