The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1906-03-09

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The true good-luek hind foot of a
graveyard rabbit is that of one killed
by a cross.eyed, red-headed niger at
midnight on the thirteenth day of the
month In the dark of the moon. with
a stick once carried by dead man.
The republican party split Dakota
into two parts in order to get two ad.
ditional senators, and now It wants 10
merge Arizona in New Mexico in order
to rob the democrats of two senators.
Justice Gaynor of New York de-
nounees John D. Rockefeller for keep,
ing in hiding, and he but voices a ris-
ing sentiment. No one has a right to
dodge a process server.
Ella Rawles Reader is a Spanish
American diplomat who makes good
wherever she is known, and that Is
more than William Nelson Cromwell
does.
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Its pure lie," says the Duke of
Atholl, in denying his reported engage
ment to Mrs. Potter Palmer. He could
not express himself more strongly.
The Algeciras conference did not
lead up to the French cabinet crisis.
The latter was peculiarly French in
method and want of principle.
David Warfield has performed "The
Music Master" more than five hundred
times in New York, and will play it
there part of next season.
Sixty-one girls of the Weber & Fields
and Joe Weber music hall have mar
ried into rich or distinguished families
in the past nine vars.
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Judging from the successful way in
which Rockefeller has disappeared,
the cloak for his sins has been used to
do double duty.
After being denounced in his own
university, John D. Rockefeller prob
ably feels like saying what Caesar
said to Brutus.
Instead of going to her church, as
man should, the Princess Ena is
going to his'n because he is in the
king business.
Mr.. Rockefeller's friends say he
avoids the witness stand because he
does not wish to humiliate the inyes-
tigators. So!
The Longworths will enjoy con-
tinuation of their honeymoon In Eu-
rope after Congress adjourns.
The Philippine tariff died young be-
cause the sugar interests and the
standpatters had so decreed.
Son-in-law Theband has also left us.
He is in gay Paree, but ne will wear
there his dollar Texas suit.
The Longworths are settling down
to domesticity with the hope of living
happily ever afterwards.
AT this time of the year small boy
can look forward to sunburned back
with positive pleasure.
Trust methods are not necessary to
the proper development of the Bir-
mingham district.
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Dowie has mortgaged his home for
10000 and Zion City is plastered with
mortgages.
Missouri thinks John D. Rockefeller
should try to overcome his retiring dis
position.
Mr.. Longworth was mistaken-the
speaker does not smoke eighteen-inch
cigars.
More fur flies at Washington than
dirt at Panama In the canal business.
Russia is ready to receive even
tainted money in exchange for bonds.
Speaker Cannon Is not In the mar
ket for any more eighteen-inch cigars.
The blue pencil Is endeavoring to
obliterate all Hepburnism from it.
The cyclone is sea born, while the
tornado is a land monstrosity.
Taxes would be paid more promptly
If they were against the law.
Winter is doing its last feeble stunts
ELIZA UP TO DATE.
From the ST. Louis Globe Democrat.
If colored girl is seen hopping across
the Ohio river on cakes of ice. going
south, it may be safely inferred that her
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