The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-06-02

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dress there will be = sort of unremittlnR
Greek chorus chanting IN solemn undettone
this mystic refrain;
VIVA, makes NJ imc = hen on eartht
what browns our Joy and stihes mith'
VIVA, robs our land Of strength aud WORTH.
WHAT
Hut that wicked, odonferoua.
H~earleSh. pesky and pestlferous
Stpne round our nerk
That comes AZ the heck
And call Of the trust
We are trying 10 bustr-
The DinTiey Dutyi
Robber OF beaut-
y, Glyer Of loot
y. Dingley Dut-
The principal address will be on the rela-
tion OF the DinRley tarif 70 the production
and restriction Of fleas, II is well known
that under the present system Of protection
none but pampered pets Of the Idle rich can
AFFORD the luxury OF plain. ordinary, active
fieas. Dogs cannot thrive In midsummer
without heas. which constitute a tonic. COM
polling exercise without which they would
become q prey to all kinds Of insidious disease.
resulting from idleness. Therefore Free
Fleasl" Ia to be a campaign slogan OF the
tariff reform committee at the ensuing Con-
gress elections, An effort will be made
to get out an Injunction against O rumored
combination Of plutocrats which, 1t Ia feared.
already plans TO boost the tariff on these
cute but helpless little creatures and then TO
set about oornering the entire home supply
OF the country.
Other speakers will advocate repeating
the tariff so as TO admit sea breezes free OF
duy. especially between May 80 and Septem-
Der 10 of each year. We shall learn that
the Dingley tariff ia an insidious monster
directly responsible for the eruption OF Vesu-
ylus and the California earthquake. I'm
auestlonahly. 1t must be abolished forth
with. Who wants to see the Hudson River
lifted ont Of it's bed and dropped down In the
Bay OF Fundy by O terrific tornadoi Now 10
the time to act: not after nature has wreaked
ven geanoe ON the defenders Of protection.
Furthermore. Farmer Jefreys. up in Hard
scrabble, reports that the San Jose scale 10
playing particular hell with his current bushes
this spring. Eminent speakers at the dinner
tonight will prove that the scale and the
gypsy moth and the boil weevil evil are a
direct result Of the DinRley tariff. that helps
In 30 many ways to cripple and undermine
American agriculture.
1t will be q fearsome and awful banquet.
that tariff reform dinner tonight. and will
conclude with a general debate on the infus
enoe OF the ingley schedule IN surprising
poor but worthy parents with twins. when
only one was expected.
NEW YORK, June /. A. RICARDO SMITH.