Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-04-28

Were YOU frightened when YOU
arose to make your first speechT'
May l read YOU my last poenY'
You may, if it really Cleveland
Leader.
You're not happy with your ms-
band, are YOU" Yes. but foi good
ness sake don't tell him. Cleveland
Leader.
GLADYS He is such an impulsivc
lover Edith II a girl shows him the
least encouragement he runs Chicago
Daily News.
What should frighten me;" THE au-
dlence' The audience left as soon as
my same was announced. 49, Cleveland
PLATA Dealer
Stella-Why have You got string
TIED around your finger. Bclla-ro re-
mind me whose engagement ring nm
wearing lIarper's Bazaar.
/ Mrs. Slimson-I thought YOU we're
coming home early to punish Willie for
telling that lie? Slimson-I was but |
had TO stop ut the City Hall and swear
off my taxes Life
Knicker- What win become of their
children Booker They will be taken
from the servants of the father and
brought up by the servants of the moth
er. New York sun.
ktnd Lady Have you ever had cdu-
cational advantages, little boy? Ragged
kid-Nope, hut I've had humps an
measles an hoopin' cough Don't want
nothin else. Cleveland Leader.
Mr., Borem Could I see Miss Flbbs?
Maid-FaiX, that's what she was won
derin' ms We como acrost the street Mr.
/ Borcm--Ah. then she's IN. Maid Yes,
but she's not AT home Philadelphia
! Press.
Teacher Tommy, when was Rome
built? Tommy In the night. Teacher
How came you to make such n mis-
take? Tommy You said yesterday
Rome wasn't built in a day.--Chicago
Journal
sonny" said the good old man, I'm
surprised that yea should SENSE the cat
in that way" WHY" replied the hoy,
pausing in his inhuman work, edo YOU
know any better wayF"- Philadelphia
Ledger.
DO you think that these people will
be received in fashionable society?'
YES" answered Miss Cayenne; II
think they will even 90 further than
that and he received in polite society"
Washington star
oh! yes, he's travelling incog They
say he's knight IN England q knight
Or baron or something" He'd better
he careful or night IN New York viii
make him barren Of everything. 49,
Philadelphia Press.
Pop" Yes, my son Did YOU
ever tlirt before you were married?"
Why yes. my boy" And were You
caught ut itl' yes. my boy" who
caught you, pop?' Your mothcr,''--
Yonkers Statesman.
Edna (writing composition Dear
me- have forgotten which are the soy
en- wonders of the world. ! think IN
ask Mrs. Brown. Tom Don't Edna
Why not? Tom-Well, she has seven
children Chicago Daily News.
And what are you doing in the cap
ualf" said the Washington citizen 10 Il
friend from the West "Oh, ! came to
see Congress make n few laws" In
dccdE Then you intend to reside here
t. Il, r nj
Leader.
Charlie Don't YOU remember? II
was that day you borrowed five shil-
lings of me Jack chastity ! don't
recollect anything Of the sort. Charlie
Put you paid it back next week.
Jack Oh. yes ! remember that per
fcctly.- London Tit-Bits.
Assistant Editor see here that an
English general was badly cut in open
ing wine bottle What sort Of head
shall | put on Il? Managing Editor
oh. lust gay Serious Accident to Brit
ish Man-of War it, Attempting to Get
Into Port" American Spectator.
English Guide The echo ere IN those
mountains is very fine. sir, Tourist
CATER shouting "ITeHo"D Wei there
is an cello. but it isn't distinguishnble.
English Guide You don't understand
The languidge. sir. These are Welsh
mountains, yRnow. Philadelphia
Press.
4 hashful young couple, who were
I,,-ftat+lv very much in love. entered