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DIR. FISK ELGIN

Expert in the treatment CT private diseases.
chronic and acute Both sexes All consulta-
tor. conhdential. Medicine furnished Prtees
moderate. Hours. 9 TO J. TO 6. to 2.
Rooms, 1zz3 Pennsylvania ave nv. Phens
n 1S1S
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Attorneys.

ADVICE FREE-Dsrnage. divorce and estate
cases: no charge without service: best law
yers all courts: everything srrictiy con-
fidential Address q. o. BOX J. Station A.
City mhB-st
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Wanted-TeamS.

WANTED-Teams 10 haul earth. wages. 40c
per hour New Hampshire ave. and X st.
II
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Wanted Flats.

WANTED-For the summer, at nominal
rental small. nicely furnished hat or house
IN good locality, by exceptionally careful
gentleman and vile. no children; social aud
bank references Please give particulars
In reply Address BOX 355. Times Office
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Dr.. Shade

I Ireat men" - years practice Stomach.
liver, blood. skin, bls.dde- structure, nervous,
special. and private diseases cured promptly
Consultation free n 18th St NV
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For Renf-nouses.

FOR RENT
Duncan Place y. + between ETH and 18th
and ID ana r streets south Side Six
rooms and bath Rent...............-.... SIS W
THE HARRISON REALTY COMPANY.
903 q Street y. w.
No FentOn street n. E. between North
capitol and LIST. l. and NJ streets south
SIDE Six rooms and bath. Rent. .Sl6 50
apI2-2t
FOR RENT-l6lS St Sc sever rooms: two
iatrobeS, -ange. bath. closet, frC nt porch: in
GOOD condition, Sl5; key next door. apl2 81
FOR RENT-Besr house for rent asked. IN
MI Pheasant: u rooms and modern bath.
IN hne condition; near car line; rent S3S
CHAS- S. MUIR & CO. QNC),
apll-2t 1909 New York ave NV.
FOR RENT-six-room frame. partly fur
nlshed- Inquire premises for terms 50s
Massachusetts, ave. NV apIl-st
FOR RENT-on Hamilton road. near Ana
costa. cottage Of eight rooms and cellar
"a acres; rent. Sl2 Apply 216 Sth st ne
apli-St
FOR RENT-Fourth floor. sOS-lO Pennsylvania
ave NV, $50. Sl2 jefferson St. Brfghtwood
PARK. 10 rooms and bath. So. -Four rooms
suitable for office. 120 18th st, S23 Store
Three large, desirable rooms, private bath
Tor light housekeeping. 14i5 You ST NV
LOUIS +. SHOEMAKER. 612 14th ST. NV
aplO-tf
FOR RENT-By owner. GO 9Th st. ne. six
rooms: bath: $3.50 aplo-3t
FOR RENT-Horses, apartments and ofnce.
IN all parts OF the city; for detailed list
send or call at our Office.
THOS. ]. FISHER & CO., INC
REAL ESTATE. LOANS AND INSURANCE
BROKERS,
l4l4 f St NV jas-tf
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For Nent-StabIes.

PRICK STABLE: room for fourteen horses.
Inquire at l2Sl lst st re ap12-7t
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FOR SALE-Two-story and cellar. pressed
brick. bath. south front. alley. electric bells
and gas lighters, hard OF finish: good con-
dition. lie Droit Park; s. 200. Address r. c.,
owner. Times c-nca ap1-7t
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For Rent-FlatS.
FOR RENT-liVe-rOom fat with al modern
improv ements; IN nice section OF George
town; rent only S25. 80
CHAS. S. MUIR & CO. QNC.),
aplI-et I403 New York ave nv
FOR RENT-Four rooms and bath: gas range
IN kitchen; porcelain tub; In suburb: beau
tlful location. fruit trees. 10 rose bushes.
lawns, swing. verandas. eight minutes from
cars; price, including steam heat and gas
SO per month. Apply MAHONEY'S WALL.
PAPER STORE. COS Pennsylvania ave Sc
aDlO-3t
RENTS ONLY SIS TO $50.
THOSE ERAND-NEW APARTMENTS
Nos 3001 10 30I7 Sherman ave NV doth
ST.: large rooms and tiled bath; cabi-
net mantes. Every convenience. NEAR
ALL CAR LINES OPEN FOR INSPEC-
TION
JORDAN & BLooMER UncD. 1914 G ST. NV
ap4-u
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For Sale-AutOmObiles.

GASOLINE AUTOMOBILES. seats four; con-
dition perfect; viii sell very cheap. w J.
PILLING. lfI6 r 81. apt2-3t
FOR SALE-First-class small touring car, in
good running order. with lamps: has new
tires S0K5iH inches viii sell cheap owner has
l50i I7th ST nv. apII-3t
1895 PoPE-TOLEDO. cape top: glass front :
Michelfn tires. nearly new: car In perfect
condition: bargain. POPE MANUFAC-
TURING COMPANY. S1s 18th st nv.
dpll-3t
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Wanted-Farms.

WANTED-To buy small house, with few
acres OF land In Maryland OF Virginia Ad-
dress BOX 365. Times Office apl2-3t
WANTED-TO rent 2 farm. privilege Of pur-
chasing Address BOX ~. Times Office
apll-3j
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THE wAsHINGToN TIMEs, THuRspAY. APRIL T. 1sOe.
For Sale-nOuses.
FOR SALE
DAVID MOORE,

FOR SALE
DAVID MOORE,
1928 New York Ave.
FOUR THOUSAND.
Beautiful nine-room house in good sec
ton OF n W Large bath. cellar, and
furnace heat.
THIRTY-FIvE HUNDRED.
Seven rooms and BATH in Northwest:
brick; all modern; good as home or in
vestment.
FoRTY-sEvEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY.
Rents for SS5 a month. In splendid con-
dition. Has eight rooms and bath
FOUR THOUSAND.
Eight large rooms and bath; beautiful
corner; one square of Pennsylvania ave.
and three squares from Conversational LII
brary; house twenty feet front.
FORTY-THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY.
Corner ia BloOmingdale, seven rooms
and bath: nearly new; cellar; furnace
heat; large yard.
FIVE THOUSAND.
Ten rooms and bath. one square OF
18th st. cars: furnace heat; half square OF
18th st.
DAVID MOORE,
1923 New York Ave
HARRISON COURT Sc. two hricks. renting
81 each per month. Price. 500 each.
THE HARRISON REALTY CO.,
opil-st 90. Street y. W.
ss,7so-wASHINGToN HEIGHTS,
In the veTy best neighbornood. near 10Th
st; a well built modern six-room brick
home. with all modern Improvements fur
mace heat. chance to buy home in this
locality at above figure Is seldom offered
COLLINs-GUERRY CO. s2l 18th ST NV.
apii-tf
FOR sALE-Ten-roonn house; all nlodera i'm
provements. two bathrooms: half block from
cars, on Columbia read. must be sold. H. c.
MALCOLM. 6l5 f st. NV. apli-3t
FOR sALE-seven-ro house EUGENE
BROCK, owner. Berwyn. Nd. apll-3t
CORNER ON Z ST : W. frame store.
dHe elling. and stable good business location.
THE HARRISON REALTY CO.,
+pf1-st 9og C Street y. w
FOR SALE
Near Wash II ghts. good frame, IsxlO5 81. 40
St NV, rent. sic $50
5th. near East Cap. all improvements. 3. 5OO
II st. near Sth NV, good brick so
22d 81. nv. good bricks rent SIS 6 40
Near Lincoln Park new: a m - , so
E. c. CATS co. (INC.),
PHONE n. PA SO F ST. y. w.
FOR sALE-Cheap. attractive ix-room
house. front and side porch. - feet: excellent
srtesian water good size l. with fruit. one
square from steam cars; Irst-ciass service.
Call pm sharp. Gunton b.iilding, 472 Louis
lana ave. NV. ROOM IS. second floor.
apio-3t
CHOICE LOT. I5xIOO. 10 alley. on north
side OF X st. just west OF Connecticut ave F.
improved BY small frame 1923. LOUIS p
SHOEMAKER. 6l2 18th st. aPio-5t
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DAVID MOORE,

HARRISON COURT Sc. two bricks. renting
s. each per month. Price 500 each.
THE HARRISON REALTY CO.,
npiI-3t 90. G Street y. W.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-18
Ulcer of the
Stomach
1nsidious Nature Of the Disease
How to Recognize and Cure 1t.

Ulcer of the stomach may exist for
years without very marked symptoms,
excepting those caused by indigestion
In good health, the stomach resists
the action of the gastric juices, but
when weakened, the membrane is
badly nourished and the digestive
fluids act upon it as we'll as upon the
food, keeping up until perforation of
the stomach occurs. In advanced
cases of ulcer of the stomach there is
much discomfort after eating, with a
constant guawing sensation between
meals, pain from the pit of the stom-
ach back to the shoulder blade.
At the irst symptoms of indiges-
tion, treatment should at once be
started with Mi-o-na. This is a sci
entific remedy adapted specifically to
one purpose, the cure of stomach
troubles. 1t is 80 uniformly success
full that The W. r. Smith Co. give a
signed guarantee with everv so cent
box that the money will be refunded
If It does not cure.
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.wINKLE.
January IL, 1905.

Jdhudiy y ~, loVo'
Walter Bishir, of Elliot, ILL.,, is
spending few days with relatives at
this place.
Miss Corda Sonner, of Taylorsville,
spent Sunday with her parents, L. j.
Sonner.
Aunt Mary Bennett is quite poorly
with little hope of recovery.
Protracted meeting is in progress at
Sonner Chapel.
Mrs. Alfred Roberts and Mr.. and
Mrs. Eli Martin and son, of Taylor.
vile, took dinner with p. Serber Sun.
day.
The l. o. o. f. installed the follow
ing officers. "Wednesday night: N. G.,
B. @. Sonner V. c., Dallas Wood
Rec. Sec'y., SIR. Pulliam Fin. Sec'y
j. l.. Sonner; Treas, L. G. Stockwell
The M. W. A. installed the follow
ing officers Thursday night: c., Geo
Vance; A., Thomas DeHass ; Clerk
VIM. Sanders B., Oliver Walker.
A few cases of mumps In this town
Rev. L. d. Murch and wife and son
and j. II. Fouch,' wife and daughter
spent last Thursday evening at d. G
Winkle's.
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ohio Patents.

Granted this week. Reported bye.
A. Snow & Co. patent Attorneys,
Washington DC. Joseph p. Bending,
Otway, Burial vault; VILLAS v. Dick,
Columbus, Fire resisting cabinet !;
William B. Erskine, Madison, Crane |;
FredericktGumpp, Massillon, Combi-
nation gage James II. Hunt, Mas
sillon, Razor blade holder; Medwin L
Jacoby, Canton, .Horse blanket pin |;
Lawrence U. Jobes, Cincinnati, Pneu-
matte motor; Oliver W. johnson,
Cleveland, Stamp affixing machine !;
Bernard Kern, Jr. Toledo, Clinometer;
Thomas Lee, Home City, Window
looking means; Perry A. McCaskey,
Lisbon, Credit accounting appliance |;
Joseph 8. Mckinley, Cincinnati, Ink
distributor for printing presses; Geo.
L. Meade, Cleveland, metallic hoop !;
Cyrus W. Noble Il e. o. McHenry,
Hoytville, Curtain holder for buggy
tops Albert Nunamaker, Cleveland,
Motor vehicle; John a. Pretsman,
Greenville, Multiple bolt Solon o.
Richardson, Jr., Toledo, Glass furnace;
George A. Schehr, Cincinnati, Drop
handle for coffius Thomas Stringer,
Girard, Water gage mechanism; Max
imillan M Suppes, Elyria, Skimming
Stag from molten metal James A.
Swinehart, Akron, Vehicle tire; Geo.
d. Thompson, Arlington Heights,
Elevator gate; George N. Wersel,
Cincinnati, Sofa bed. For copy of any
of above patents sendsten cents in
postage stampsI..with date of this
paper to G. A. Snow g. Co., Washing.
ton ID. G..
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1906-01-18

Ma Twaddles-Tommy, what do you
mean by coaxingthis horrid dog home
with you?
Tommy Twaddles-IdIdn't coax hi m
Ma-honestlI didn't. l throwed things
at him to make him quit following
me, but it didu't do no good.
Ma-What did you throw at him?
TommY-Oh, bones an things
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Special Low Rates.

To all points in Montana, Idaho,
Washington, Oregon and British Co.
lumbia, February 18th to April 7th,
1906. Round Trip Homes * r 8
Tickets on special days. Write al
once for information and maps to IRA
F. SCHwEGEL, Travelling Agent, Wis
consin Central R'y,. 407 Traction
Bldg, Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Three little babies we're nestled in bed,
"I'll name William, Willie and Bill"
mother said;
Widewas her smile for triplets they be,
She lays her good luck to Rocky Noun.
tain Tea. Great baby medicine
KAUFMANN & BAER.
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Eleanor-It was perfectly horrid of
you to tell M. Cholmondely Tallaferro
that was twenty-nine years old
Ethelwyn-Well, for mercy's sake,
you didn't want me to tell him how
old you really were, did you
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"Why did .poor Fewscads leave di-
rections that his funeral must take
place after o'clock in the evening ?"
"Well, you see dress suit was the
only decent looking clothes he had
left,n
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"They say" murmured Mr.. McSosh,
"that two heads are better than one,
but doubt 1t. If had two like the
one I've got this morning, blamed If
wouldn't commit suicide"
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ssrawleT-I've sseen Snippem, the
tailor, going up to your studio every
day for week. Is he sitting for
you?
Dauber--No, he's laying for me.
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Mrs. +. u. Munny-My poor man,
you must have had many severe trials.
Peripatetic Pete-Yissum, | have.
But l ginerally gifts off light on &C
count o. me innercent face.
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McCLURE'S MAGAZINE

for good Send soo to-day for
subscription book November
with subscriptions for 1906
. MCCLURE COMPANY, ~ East 2srd Street. NEW YORK.
taking business of securing sub
publication
% for 81 90
toIbig
for full particulars
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Philauthropist-My poor man, you
arein trouble, see. Why do you'wring
your hands?
Hobo-I just washed 'em.
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WHY BUY r1cCLURE'S?

homes not because Is mag
azine but becaus 9 he Why?
dollar less than ten
reading
twenty-five books costing
nywhe fro a dollar 20 v dollars volume.
written by Amerasead-
articles
schus "reminiscences or ba
kersR Railroad articles
reading matter McCures is not only
nspng Is
which all American at
months going to be mpor
question life
discussed authorities Inn
partial, careful interesting
McCures Magazine not edited for
line 1t that young
asclean Its editorial pages
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what is 1t" demanded the preach
er, "that brings the most comfort to
a man in time of trial ?"
IAN acquittal," grunted Judge
Gubbs, waking up suddenly.
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Hens layin' nowadays, SIP"
"You bet they be, H."
Gosh Mine hain't. Layin' well p,
NAV. Layin' off,"
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Waterford better send quietly
for the police. That woman over at
my table is man in disguise.
Proprietor-How do you know?
Waiter-She ordered a regular meal
instead o. lobster salad an ice cream,
an then she gimme tip.
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HILLSBORO MARKETS.

Corrected Weekly by The Union Grocery 20
BnLsBoRo, January 10, 1905.
Retail Grocers.
BUYING PRICES,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22

injured or InJurer did mucn mortal
mischief. A man dropped from bis
ladder or scaffolding while repairing
house or was scalded to death by an
overturned kettle of potash or maple
sap. We read of a father and three
sons who were killed by suffocation,
one after another. while descending
into q pit without first testing for car.
bonic acid.
People were careless, moreover, In
the use Of powder and firearms when
the Revolutionary era began. At Hart.
ford the legislature voted joyfully to
the townsfolk two barrels Of powder
for volleys in honor Of the repeal of the
stamp act. The powder was kept in
schoolhouse, and the milItiamen.
when filing their horns with 1t, left
some spilled on the floor
The school children, playing with
the black grains. set them on fire and
the train led to a powder barrel, which
exploded with tremendous conclusion.
The schoolhouse was blown up and
many children were killed.
a fire in Andover In ITO burned to
the ground an old house next the meet
ing house. and its three lonely and
aged inmates perished In the flames.
But "proyidentialIy," as one newspaper
remarked, the church escaped un-
harmed.
Two old maiden sisters, it seems.
were in the habit Of smoking their
pipes after they got into bed, whence,
probably, the disaster. Therefore" /"
adds the chronicler, 1T may not be
amiss to caution people against such a
practice"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22

Nobody in New York walks straight" !"
said the fault finder Watch score
Of pedestrians on the sidewalk, and not
one of them sticks to straight path.
Those deyiations are not always due to
the crowded condition of the pavement
either. During the rush hours a man
is supposed to dodge this way and
that In mis- efforts to make progress,
but when given clear road there Is
no excuse for so much sidetracking.
Yet, no matter how favorable the con-
ditions, the New Yorker zigzags just
the same. He might have a stretch of
sidewalk a block long all to himself
and be perfectly sober, yet in that dis
tance he would yeer from curb to stoop
line and back again several times."-
New York Post.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
Result of Intense Emotion.

A young cat was seen to catch bis
first mouse. AS he was carrying It In
triumph to the house he suddenly be
came paralyzed In the hind quarters.
and for an hour remained stretched on
tie ground. Then movement returned,
L2t Il was observed from the way Ec
l.aoc.:el himself a@1inst the furniture
and made ~ effort to take food whio.i
was given tp him that he was blind.
For two hours he remained In this con
titioa. Finally the hiinhuess suddenly
vanished and pussy was himself again.
lis VS. a ease CT hystcr!cOl paralysis,
brought Oh Ly tie Intense emotion OF
his first E!1iiSc.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
A LAW or THg pgsER Z.
with water aud Food Scarce. Ex-
treme Measures Are Warranted,

Wtth water aud Food scarce Ex-
treme Measures Are Warranted.
1t was in the camp OF Bullfros that
Mitchell, the big brick red mining
man OF Nevada, told me his view Of
law on the desert:
IF you are prospecting with an un-
reasonable hog Of a partner who wants
to eat three slices of bacon and half q
loaf of bread for breakfast and let's
the canteen gurgle down his throat
while you get along with a strip OF
bacon and Just moisten your lips when
you take drink, then you're all right
II you kill him. I'd kill him II there
wasn't anything else to do. Its a
tough game. and it's your life or his
when you're lost or your grub stake
and water are giving out"
These observations are suggested by
the arrival in camp two days before
Of the bones OF prospector who had
died of thirst some forty miles from
Bullfrog during the previous summer,
He had been carpenter, earning
wages of s. day in the new camps
during the BOOM" but the gold fever
led him away from this safe and
profitable toll, He picked up part
Rer, they loaded their burros and
trailed off south toward the Death val
ley country to prospect in the Funeral
range.
Three weeks after the desert swal-
lowed them up the partner wandered
into a freighters' camp, half crazed
with thirst and exhaustion. He was
able to tell the freighters that the car
penter was somewhere out beyond,
lost and without water, too helpless to
move. The partner was too weak and
fevered to 20 back with the rescue
party Of freighters, so they left him
In camp. He directed them as well as
he could. but the search was bcotless,
and Griffin, the carpenter Of Bullfrog,
was added to the long list Of desert
victims. Several months later a party
OF prospectors tumbled by chance
across what was left Of him. There
were no traces of his outfit. He had
thrown away his gun. his canteen and
his hat. One shoe was found thirty
feet from his body, and he had torn off
and flung away most Of his clothing,
These were the CHASTITY evidences Of
the last great fight he had made to
struggle ON.
when they're dying for water" said
Mitchell, who knows the desert
game they throw away everything |
until all their clothes are gone. and
you generally find them without a
stitch on" Ralph D. Paine In Outing.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
ARE YOU A BON vIvANTp

The pith OF life, after ALL Is q good
feed. The good things Of this life are
not as a rule easily found, 80 that II Is
q pleasure 10 find 40 close at hand a
irst-class up.to.date establishment,
whrO one gets those good things at
every meal, like the Palace Restaurant,
on Commercial street. The home Of the
bon ylyant. n
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
Always In season.

When Hiram Bassett went down on
Cape Cod to pay visit his friends
provided him with every sort Of fish
they could muster. and for FIVE days
he was treated to mackerel, halibut
oysters, clans. scallops and many
other varieties in the best possible
condition.
well. Hiram" said his host on the
day of Mr.. Bassett's return to bis
home, I'D like to see what you'll gel
Hannah to cook for you first thing
when you reach home. / reckon you've
had fish enough to last you for one
while"
Pooh" said Mr.. Bassett. 81 guess
you don't know anything about 1t.
You haven't lived in Massachusetts
long enough. Hannah II get me the
same thing she always does when I've
been away from home for a spell--a
real good mess O. Goldfish an potato
hash. That's what Hannah II get me-"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22

d. d, d. Co., Chicago. DOS
Anyone who has Eczema and does not
try your wonderful medicine, D. ID. d.
Prescription, Ou0ht 10 saDtTi l am o
poor hand to write and compose, but /
feel so Indebted TO you that cannot say
enough In your behalf | suffered ter
rlbly from Eczema, My skin was covered
with huge blotehes; tried doctors and
druggists and everything. The awful
scales began 10 get worse and worse.
turned 10 ID, d. ID, and got Immediate
for short time, am completely cured,
My face Is cleansed ana pure and white
like q baby'g skin.--Mns, HARRIET w.
ALLEN, Gafneys, Cherokee Co., y, Q,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
Snc Was Left.

Miss Oldham awOke In the middle OF
the night aad found burglar ransack,
ing her trunk. She did not scream;
but. looking him square In the eye. she
pointed to the doc: and said:
leave ne ut once. slr.''
"Oh. that's al right madam said
the burglar as he backed toward the
door Il had no intention of taking
YOU"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
COLONIAL CARELESSNESS.
Using a School az a StorehOuse For
Gunpowder.

Distressing accidents, such as we find
chronicled in the newspapers of our
colonial era, bring home vividly to
posterity the fact that dangers to life
and limb existed before the day Of the
dynamite cracker and the automobile.
Children, rambling outdoors, and
grown persons besides. says the author
of Americans Of 1916" would pick
and eat strange berries. roots and veg
etables that turned out poisonous. and
in vain did newspapers warn against
mushrooms, helnlock, ivy and other
growing things.
Clumsinese --.~...>. 49, G.. - part oS th.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
The Mans Business.

"Aw-reaIly." remarked Gussle Dude.
ley. "lsn't II ridiculous to say clothes
do not make the mani" quite so"
replied Chol'y Dresser. "If one didn't
have so many clothes one would not
n>ld a mar" PHILADELPHIA Press.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

He who thinks no evil can do no
wrong.
Waiting works wonders If you work
while you wait.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22

ii am not quite satisfied with your
references" said the lady Of the house
to the cook applying for work may.
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22
like A BABY'S SKIN

You, too, will be cured with
d. d. d. Prescription. We know
II. We vOuch for II. for before
accepting the agency for this re.
markabIe prescription we care.
fully Investigated is merits.
Try II and then you will thank
the druggist for having recon-
mended II In preference TO our
own prescriptions on which we
could make o better profit.
CHARLES ROGERS
DRUGGIST.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-08-22

Adyersity borrows its sharpest sting
from our ilnpatience.-HOrne.