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Ameryka echo. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1902-1971, 1906-02-03
Newe bunty wojska / marynarzy.

Newe bunty wojska marynarzy.
A terazniejszosci ME mozna zarzu-
eic, 4e ME obfituje W ciekawe wy
padki.
Okazuje sic ODE :nie, ze Gala kolej sy-
beryjska. byla do niedawna " rekach
gbuntowanych zolnierzy. Oddzialy armii
Nandturskiej wsiada}y samowolnie ma
pociagi wyruszaly do do1nu, rozbijajac
20 drodze stacye, lub wywieszajac M
Mich sztandary rewolucyjne. TELEGRAPH
fci i siuzba kolejowa byli wszedzie pc
stronie 1olnierzy. ,Pociagi wiozace paea.
4er6w, poczte, albo tel wojskowych
dyRnitarzy, musiaiy ustepowaf ma bo-
eznice, aby przepuscic pociagi wiozace
tolnierzy, stesknionych "a powrotem do
swoich dom6w. 'Teraz j,st podobno Rad
Edolal polotyc tame takiemu stanowi
rssczy-sak prsynajmnlej giosxa urze-
Ameryka echo. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1902-1971, 1906-02-03
Echa rewOlucyjne.


w Moskwie odkryto tajna fabryke
bomb dynamitowych.
w gubernii mihskiej og}oszono stan
wojenny, z powodu licznych zamach6w
ma zycie urzednik6w.
w Irkucku skradli urzednicy kolejowi
1000 karabin6w, 1000 rewolwer6w !
10000 naboj6w magazynu wojennego.
w Rydze tlum rewolucyonist6w ado
byl szturmem wiezienie. polozone "
srodku rniasta. a pozabijawszy strazni-
k6w, uwolni} wszystkich wiezni6w poll.
tycznych.
Rozesz}a sic pogloska, ze Dumie ma
bye przedlozony projekt ustawy wy
wlaszczeniu szlachty czwartej czesci
ziemi ma rzecz chlop6w. Szlachta zebra
ma W Mosk vie, wyslaia do Wittego pro-
test. Witte o1powiedzial. re Rad nigdy
ME mia} zamiaru wywiaszczae szlachty.
Zjazd demokrat6w konstytucyjnych,
odbyty W Petersburgu 70 cze n juz W ze.
sz}ym numerze donosilismy) oswiadczy]
sic rezolucyach swoich przeciw zaoro.
wadzeniu W Rosyi republiki. Zdaniem
Ameryka echo. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1902-1971, 1906-02-03
Kaukaz.-Prowincye nadbaftyckie.-
lime miejscOWOSci.

AauKaZ.-FrOWlncy0 naUDatttckl0s-
lime miejscOwOsci.
Tlumienie rewolucyi ma Kaukazie idzie
jakos bardzo powoli. Coraz to nowe pull
XII sa przysylane ma pomoc dswnym, ale
to ME wiele pomaga. Dotychczas nawet
polaczenie kolejowe Kaukazu = reszta
Rosyi ME Jest przywr6cone. Wojsko
idzie wzdiuz kolei do Batumu pedzi
pred soba rewolucyonist6w; ci ostatni
uciekaja ma razie " CORY, po przejsciu
wojska zajmuja kolej znowu. D vie
rzeczypo ,polite kaukaskie: Gurya Min
grelia, jak istnialy tax istnieja ME
uznsja wladz carskich, rad jest We
bee mich bezsilny. Jedyna rzecz. jaka
sic doty chczas udala wojskom rzado-
wynn, to przywr6 :enie spokoju " mia
stach lezacych mad brzegami dw6ch
m6rz. omywajacych Kaukaz: Czarne9o j
Kaspijskiego. Tyflis r6wniez jest jua
podobno uspokojony. Okrety wojenne
dniem j noca patroluja wybrzeza, pilnu.
JAG, aby ME przywozono broni Kutais
(miasto mad Morzem Cza.nem) stsnowi
wyjatek: ME daio sic wziac dotychczas i
jest jeszeze " rekach powstahc61,
Ameryka echo. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1902-1971, 1906-02-03
Xamachy pslit! cxne.

w k,dzi trzech nieznanych ludzi
wtargnelo do szpitaIa. zaktub ma smiert
nozami niejakiego Lukszewskiego, zdraj.
ce szpiega, kt6ry leczyi sic ran, otrzy,
msnych podczas zamachu, dokonanego
aa jego zycie ma ulicy w d. Is I'm.
W Mihsku jakis rewolucyonista rzucil
bombe pod karete W kt6rej jechai ge,
neral l-gubernator KuEiow. Bomba ME
eksplodowala. Sprawce zamachu are.
sztowano.
Naczelnik zandarmeryi W Penzie, pull.
kownik Prozorowski, otrzymal list cd
tajnego komitetu rewolucyjnego. W kt6
rym mu donosza, ze pulkov mix Lisso
wski, zabity niedawno przez rewolucyo
niste. padl ofiara pomyiki: sprawca "a
machu zabil go, DO myslal, ze to Provo
rowski. List kohczy sic uprzejmem "a
pewnieniem, te omylka wkr6tce bedzie
naprawiona...
w Tyflisie rzucono bombe pod karet.
genera}a Griaznowa, pomocnika vice
kr6la Kaukazu. Bomba rozszarpala g
ma kawalki, jak r6wniet kozaka jadace
go obok jakas kobiete.
W Carskiem Stole aresztowano podo
bno dwie rewolucyonistki, przebrane zs
zakonnice. Znaleziono przy mich bomby.
Straze W palacu carskim W calej okoli
cy wzmocniono.
Ameryka echo. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1902-1971, 1906-02-03

dove wiadomosci, ale, ze urzedowe via.
domosci zwykle klamia, Q TEN wiedEa
juz nawet wr6hle ma dachu. 3
Bunt wojsks / marynarzy wybuchl
niespodziew wanie we Wladywostoku 20
raz drugi przybral postac nadzwyczaj
grozna dla rzadu. Buntownicy zajeli
twierdze Swietych Mlodziank6w ! bro
mia sic W niej strzalami armat. Ma
zdobyc:e twierdzy general L'niewicz
wyslal Miszczenke jego kozak6w. De.
pe.ze zaznaczaja bardzo trafnie, ze Mi
szczenko ma pred soba zadanie nielada
"a pomoca pix kozackich burzyt szahce
armaty... Zbuntowani zolnierze, zanim
schronili sic do fortecy, spladrowali
znaczna Geese miasta stoczyli kilka
krwawych walk wojskiem wiernem
carowi. Armatki maszynowe byly W u.
zyciu. Liczba ofiar ME jest znana; sa
pogloski, ze zginelo po obu stronach ra.
zem do trzech tysiecy zo}nierzy. Gene.
raj Seliwanow. komendant Wiadywosto.
ku, jest ciezko ranny.
Ameryka echo. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1902-1971, 1906-02-03
Ruek sewelueyjny v Rosyi
v polsee.

i v Polsee. |
Osietnico rzadu p0gr6Aki rewoluey0ni.
stow.
Pomino pozornego zwyciestwa resk
cyl, sfery rzadowe naiwidoczniej zdaja
sobie sprawe, ze must zajse jakas zmia-
na sposobie rzadzenia krajem, albo
przynajmniej trleba cos zrobic takiego,
teby lud myslal, Re zmiana zaszla. Do
wodem tego nova zapowiedz rzadu,
stwierdzajaca, ze car zamierza trzyrat
sic scisle programu wytknietego uka.
tie "konstytucyjnym" d. 30 paz 1zie,.
aka, ii. ze pozwoli Dumie ulozyc ola
Rosyi cos " rodzaju konstytucyi. Co
wiecej nawet, rada ministr6w juz podo-
bno ma opracowany projekt funda-
naentalnej" zmiany " prawie rosyj-
skiem. Zmiana polegac~ bedzie ma tenn,
Ge 2 pierwszego artykutu kodeksu,
br.miacego: "car jest panem samo via
dnym nieograniczonym"-ten ostatni
vytaz ma bye wykreslony CD. TAX
vice, car ma pozostac samowladnym i
nadal, lecz wladza jego ma bye ograni.
ezona... Przez co? Przez Dune. zeby
xrozumiee prawdziwa donioslosc tego
"ograniczenia" wladzy cara przez Du
me, trzeba pamietac jelnej szeczy:
Rad jest juz Eupelnie pewien, ze zywio-
y pos 5epowsze do Dumy ME wejda, tyl-
10 sami zacofahcy. Moze wiec snialo
powierzyf Dumie uk}adanie "konstytu
eyj" ograniczanie w}adzy carskiej, DO
vie, ze Duma krzywdy carowi ME wy
rzadzi. Zas zehy zapobiedz nawet mozli-
vosci jakiejs zdrady re strony czlonk6w
Dumy, Witte ma juz gotowy specyalny
''czarny CABINET" kt6rego wylacznem
sadaniem bedzie szpiegowae posl6w j
donosic, z kim sic wdaja, CO m6wia, co
pisza. w razie, gdyby kt6ry posl6w
xdradzal sklonnose do ograniczenia' VIA.
dzy carskiej naprawde to zawsze
Enajdzie sic pretekst do wywiezienia
go tam, gdzie pieorz rosnie. Postepo-
wa inteligencya rosyjska eozumie je.
dnak plany rzadu bardzo dobrze. Ludzie
vidzacy dalej kohca swego nosa, zaczy.
aaja juz teraz przewidywac, jaki bedzie
rezultat uchwal przyszlej Dumy: jej
dzialalnost okaze sic tax wsteczna, Re
dzisiejszych liberal6w wpedzi odrazu
" szeregi rewolucyonist6w.
Rewolucyonisci rosyjscy, choc ma "a
Gie przycichli, ME zasypiaja jednak CRU
szek W popiele. Telegram donosi, ze ME
dawno " Finlandyi odbyl sic zjazd 5Ociu
przedstawicieli wszystkich partyj rewo-
lucyjnych (nie wy}aczajae polskich).
Uchwalono, ze nastepne wystapienie re.
wolucyjne ME be lzie juz zwyklym straj-
kiem, tylko powstaniem bronia " re-
ku. Delegaci polscy chcieli, zeby po-
wstanie oglosic natychmiast, inni je-
dnak wykazali, Re to niemozliwe, raz
llatego, ze jeszcze niema dosyc bronj,
q powt6re powodu surowosci zimy.
Postanowiono wiec odlozyc wybuch al
do marca. Rewolucyonisci finlandcy
Eobowiazali sic zaopatrzyc W broh Gala
Rosye. Pieniedzy ma ten eel ME brak /;
moznosc szwarcowania btoni przez mo.
RE do Finlandyi jest zupelna. TAX wiec,
niedaleka przysziosc moze bye swiad-
kiem ciekawych wypadk6w.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

ManZan relieves instantly the pain
caused by those blind, bleeding, itch
ing and protruding piles. 1t is
put up in collapsible tubes in such
a way that it can be applied where
the trouble originates, thus stopping
the pain Immediately. Try one
bottle and if you are not relieved,
your money viii be refunded. Try
cur free offer. Sold by F. G, Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

If your reighbor makes. good
bread you viii find she uses Pills
buys Best Flour
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

National Cigar Stands give the smoker just what
every would getif he could s'olssags rates on
7ztaEI purchases.
Everybody knows how much he saves when he
is able to buy suof clothes or pair OF shoes, or
gun or anything eeae tae s2.@sselS'@s price. lie
saves the zzkys5ss-2 profit; Usually 20 to 80 per
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07
cLARKssuge. W. VA.
" Daily. z Daily except Sunday.
Sunday only
MAIN LINE, EASTBOU&O-

z Sunday only
MA1N LINE, EAsTBoUND.
Cumberland, Washington. Balti.--,
more. Philadelphia and New
York, Depart 1852, am, 1886
pm. 1885 pm.
Arrive *12.53 am, 1888 a..
1928 PIN.
Grafton Accom-, Depart %1o2a a.eo.,
x7.1s pm. Arrive %7.26 am,
1910 pm. 1902 pm.
MAI! LINE, wEsTBoUND.
Parkersburg, Cincinnati, Lnli:T1l'e
& st. Louis, Depart #12 53 am
1888 am, *?.2S pm. Arrive
1889 am, 1885 pm, "9.35 pm.
Parkersburg Accom-, Depart ~ &c
am, 1910 pm. Arrive "1O.22
am, x7.1s pm, z9.O5 pm.
W. "a. & PITTS, NoRTHBouryD.
ConnelIsville and Pittsburg, Depart
xG.15 q. m, HOPS a. m. xlO 30
am. Arrive x3-3O pm, x11.05
x4.15 pm, 111.05 pm.
pm.
Fairnont and Morgqptown, Se2Ert
x6.15 am, z1os25 am, 1880
am, x4.0O pm, z7.o5 pms ar
rive xs.4O am, 1928 am, also
pm, x4.OO pm, x11-O5 pm.
W. va. & PITTS, souTHEoUlyD.
Weston, Depart 1900 am, z1c."O
am, x11.25 am, 400 pm,
Arrive x6.15 am, 1855 am,
$40 am, x2.00 pm, z7.0b pm,
~7.05 pm
Pickens, Depart 1900 am, z7.55
pm, x4.15 pm Arrive 1855
am, z9.4O am, x7.05 pm.
Redwood ana intermediate poinf4.
Depart x6.oO am, x11.25 an,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

Come IN and have your photo
taken at night. Hoffman studio
Jacns uibldinP. janlS tf
We are extremely anxious to have
our customers try a package of our
most excellent cereal coffee. DI.
Shoop's Health Coffee is designed
particularly for nervous trouble,
stomach, liver and kidney COM
plants invariably aggravated by
COTE edrinkings Health Coffee con-
sists of pure toasted grains malt,
fruits, etc. The flavor is of true old
government Java coffee yet not a
grain of true coffee is used. SplG
by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

IF you have a coated tongue.
Lex-ets-A candy bowel laxative.
If you have constipation.
If you are dizzy, bilious, sallow.
If you have headaches, sour
stomach, etc. risk cents on Lax-ets.
See for yourself. Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

We have Just received a car load
Of Portland cement and car load
of lime and are now ready
to supply all cur customers
with the same at very low prices:
g. NJ. West febSsH
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

It is a well known medical fSes
that pine resin IS most effective iii
the treatment of diseases Of th3
bladder and kidneys. Sufferers fg,sln
backache and other troubles due.
faulty action Of the kidneys find
lief in the use of Pine-uies, $1.i1
buys 30 days treatment. Sold ~
F G. Bland
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

Bids VIII be received It
fee Of superintenden 81 streets
the City Of Clarksburg
I'll noon Of the 9th day of Sptet
Der 1906, for about $50 sdneea
yards of cement pavement TO
aid on Mulberry street. Specffie
lions can be seen at the office Of
superintendent of streets. Ts
city reserves the right to reject any
and all bids.
EDWARD J. DOYHE
a29td
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

I never before saw such fine little
pictures and such nice card mounts
as you get at the Penny Gallery
across from the Empire Bank build
ing. j26eod
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

The disgusting discharges from
the nose and throat and the foul
catarrhal breath, ara quickly dis
pcnsed with by using DR.. Shops
Catarrh Cure. Such soothing anti
septic agents as Oil Eucalyptus, Thy
mol, Wild Indigo, etc, have been
incorporated into a snow white
cream, making a catarrhal balm
unexceIled. Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

DeWitt's Little Early Rises.
Pleasant little pills that do net
grippe or sicken. Sold by Stone y
Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07
iEP BBLIGAh COMMIT TEE
MEETING CALLED

The Harrison county Republican
Executive Committee VIII hold a
meeting at the court house In
Clarksburg, W. Va, at 1 o'clock p.
M, Monday, Sept. 10, 1906.
The object of said meeting will be
the fixing-of the time for holding a
primary election for the nomination
of Republican candidates for legisla-
tive, county and district offices,
rules and regulations gov
erning the holding of such election,
and transacting such other official
business as may properly come be-
fore the committee.
S. F. REED, Chairman.
@. G. COLEMAN, Secy.
Clarksburg, W. Va. Aug. 80, 1906.
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WILL FURNISH YOUR GAS
FIXTURES AT A MODERATE
PRICE,. G. WEIGH. a9tf
DISCOUNT ON TAXES

In compliance with an order pass
ed by the Council of the City of
Clarksburg, a discount of 2 1-2 per
cent. will be allowed on all city
taxes if pal at the office of the City
Collector and Treasurer, 200 Court
street, on or before Monday, Sept.
3Oth, 1906.
Tax book now open.
JOHN r. STEEL,
a29td Collector and Treasurer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07
6Tg8nlaEl e8Esi8IY ID

Beautiful lots under perpetrai
care Car line passes mann entrance
For information OF price on lots, IN
quire Of P. n. Koblegards Pres, z
y. Lynch, Secy. OF Il Lee Farley
SUpt. on the grounds. augSdt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-09-07

JUsTUs ICE CREAM. j31tf
SWEET MELODY FLOUn
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-03-28
Mans Inhumanity 10 Boys.

They were coming down town on n
street car when, looking out of the
window, they saw tragic sight. A
boy with rivers of tears streaming
down his face was trying to lead home
a fine, large Scotch collie, evidently
poisoned, for it fell over at almost
every step.
"When l was a boy" said one of
the men on the car, II had a kitten
which I had taught to perform many
little tricks. l dearly loved this cat
and it reciprocGted this affection. II
was one of the family, so intelligent
had it become. One day a neighbor
seeing my cat in his barn, killed il
with hoe. AS l stood weeping be-
fore him he laughed at me and gruff,
ly told me it would teach me to keer
my cats at home.
"That night 1 lay sobbing on my pill
low and could not sleep. At midnight
rose and revisited the scene of the
tragedy. The man who had ruthlessly
murdered my innocent kitten had q
beautiful garden which he was devel.
OplnS with owing care.
took out my big Barlow penknife
and set to work. Everything could not
pull up by the roots 1 clipped off
Grape vines and currant bushes were
stricken. Not one living thing re.
mained in the garden whom 1 was
through. The havoc was complete
Then l returned to bed and this time
sleep came. l was so tired. In the
morning my mother called me. but
slept until nearly noon. When I arose
my mother said: 'Bertram. some one
has ruined Mr.. Blanks garden Then
she eyed me closely. Are you sure
that Mr.. Blank killed your cat?' Il
saw him do it, and he laughed at me
when 1 cried l replied. That's all,
said my mother. No one ever asked
me if did it"-Kansas City Times
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-03-28
MnnIclpal ThrIft.

On the way from one town on Ca'e
Cod to another a contributor to tie
Boston Transcript came upon a charm
ing house by the roadside, which inn
mediately claimed his attention. It
bore a fresh coat of white paint, which
was well set off by green blinds. There
was a smooth piece of lawn in front.
group of fine shade trees, and ham
mocks, piazza chairs. brilliant sofa pill
lows, and all the adjuncts of summer
comfort in luxurious profusion.
Whose place is thls?" he demanded
of the boy of twelve who accompanied
him as guide and advlser-in-Seneral
THAT there?" said the boy. "Oh.
that's the poorhous /"
''rhe poorhouse!" the man exclaimed.
"You seem to have luxurious papuerS
in the town."
well. you see," was the explanation,
1--WE hain't got but one, m she's an
old woman, m the overseers they board
her out with one o. the nelghbors N
let the poorhouse to some o. them Bos-
ton folks for the summer, n that pays
her keep"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-03-28

hinder them as much as possible. One
by one the men were beaten back to
their boats until, worn out by strug.
Cling and completely defeated by the
bats, they decided to return to the
palace and leave the Princess to her
fate.
When the bats saw they were vic.
torous. they fell into line behind their
leader, and in this order they sudden.
ly appeared before the maiden. She
jumped to her feet with fear as she
saw that hundreds of these little crea.
lures surrounded her. but in min.
ute the voice she knew spoke to her
telling her not to be afraid.
The Princess advanced a few steps
and held out her hands gratefully.
Dear little bats. thank YOU" she
said kindly. at is very good of you to
have fought so bravely for me, and
l wish that could show you some
returnw
"You can! You can!' they cried. be.
coming almost mad with excitement
"Tell me how" cried Darella eagerly
81 will do anything for you.'
LET us each kiss your hand" they
entreated. "Then we shall be able tc
resume our natural forms"
SO. although the Princess did not
like it at all, she held out her hands
and allowed each bat to caress them
The bats that kissed her right hand
instantly became men. while her left
hand was the means of restoring the
women to their original shapes. The
Princess was overjoyed at the changes
that she saw around her. but after
looking about her eagerly her face sud
denly grew very sad.
Are there no more of you:" she
asked. where Is the bat that helped
me to-day?''
Immediately she felt soft touch
upon her hair but before she had time
to object, handsome figure. with
gray hair. stood before her. With q
little cry of joy the Princess Darella
threw herself into his arms"
"My Dream Prlncer' she said de
lightedly. 81 always said we should
meet some day. How glad I am thai
| remained true to you, although
saw you only in my dreamsw
SO the Princess married the Dream
Prince, who proved to be the King
of the island, and very wealthy one
too. He and his companions had beer
turned into bats as punishment fol-
teasing some fairies, and the spell
could only be removed in the way
have just escribed.-Casselrs Little
Folks.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-03-28
BIRTHDAY GIFTS TO ROYALTY.
Oddities OF Some Rulers of Various
Countries.


Upon occasions of royal birthdays
and other anniversaries, sovereigns
sometimes exchange unique presents.
King Carlos of Portugal. an artist
Of considerable ability, usually sends
his paintings are gifts. One recently
presented to the King of Italy is 50
executed that in one position 1t repre-.
sents a sunrise at sea. but, If turned
around, becomes a sunset on a plain.
Upon her last birthday the Emperor
of Germany presented the Empress
with music box that played all his
own compositions. Each of his sons
has an automatic model Of Prussian
soldier that goes through all the move
ments of the infantry drill, and even
fires blank cartridges from his rifle.
The King of Spain has number of
wax models of himself that open and
close their eyes. Within each is a
little phonograph that cries Long live
Spain" Alfonso takes great delight
In sending these to friends among the
royal families of Europe.
Not long since the Sultan of Turkey
piSothttu Il bcIuuuU pTluCe WIFI lOuT
| splendid white Arabian horses and
groom who could speak only Turkish.
The horses We're very acceptable, but
the groom gave much trouble and was
finally shipped back 10 his own coun.
| try.
When President Loubet presented a
handsome typewritlng machine, fitted
with the Persian alphabet, to the Shah
| of Persia, that suspicious monarch
feared it contained an evil spirit and
had it thoroughly boiled.
Nothing pleased Frederick the
Great, of Prussia, more than the pres.
ent of giant or two to add to his regi.
ment of tall men. Upon his birthday
he usually received from his brother
sovereigns a number of recruits for
| his regiment of stalwarts
King Philip ". of Spain collected
| dwarfs, and many diminutive specl.
mems of humanity were sent him upon
his birthdays.
An English king once sent the En-.
press Catherine of Russia a six-legged
calf, while an artist without arms, but
who painted remarkably well with his
feet was presented to a King of Sax
ony by a Grand L uke of Baden.
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GnIla the FIshera, Pointers.

The failure of the sardinc fishery Is
not the only disaster which has this
year befallen the Breton fishermen.
The gulls and other sea birds are also
vanishing from the coast. This in
tensifies the calamity, because they
are valuable auxiliaries TO the fisher
man. They are TO him what the
pointer is to the sportsman. Where the
shoals of sardlnes are there do the sea-
gulls gather in flocks. and the fishing
boats in the season follow their move
ments with n confidence that is never
betrayed. But people with cheap
shooting licenses have of late years
wrought such havoc among these birds
that they are dcscrting the coast, and
Brittany feels her misery becoming
more than complete, Petitions are be-
ing signed in the province praying for
legislative prohibition of such useless
slaughter-London Globe.
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A sure Sign.

Fred Schwartz, of this city, manager
OF theatrical company now touring in
Florida, occasionally tells of some
queer experiences in his letters tc
friends here. Last week in small
town he was met by messenger boy
with two kilograms. The lad volun'
teered the information that the show
would have big house that night
"Nvhy do you think so?" inquired Mr.
Schwartz. Because" replied the boy
everybody In town has been getting
shaved to-day, and that's sure sign.
That night, when red headed boy
was about to leave the theatre between
the acts, Mr.. Schwartz offered him q
return check. ''Ob, don't need one OF
them.v said the boy. you'll be sure
to remember me. I'm the only RED
headed boy in OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Record.
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wit on the HustiDgs.

Side by side with hat happy hust.
ings retort by a candidate who, when
he had received a rotten egg full in
the face, said, as he wiped Off its nau.
seous contents, "Ah, tina. is the sort
of argument used by my opponent;
and even that is unsound," might be
set Macauley's hustings retort to the
fellow who thus apologlzed for having
struck him full in the face with a dead
cat, 'I'm very sorry, sir; meant 1t for
the man behind you" 81 wish to God,
sir. you had meant it for me and hit
the man behind me-" retorted Macau.
ley, with subtle scorn which, l fear,
was lost on the rough. Exqulsitely
courteous was Thackeray's rejoinder
to the hope expressed by his oxford
opponent, MAY the best man win"
"Oh. / sincerely hope not" replied
Thackeray, with complimentary bow
and smile. In contrast to this retort
courteous might be set the following
passage of arms between two candi
dates for the University of Dublin.
One of them, civil list pensioner,
said of the speech of his opponent that
'it betrayed the vulgarity of his char
acter, which not even university ed
ucation could refine" Whereupon the
other retorted that at was great
pity that, when the gentleman had
corruptly secured pension of $4,000 o
year. he had not had his tongue put
at the same time on the Civil List
L. P.'s Weekly.