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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
NO OCCASION TO
WORRY OVER 1T

oh. dear" she said. after the musicale,
TN so mortified that don't know what
voice 10 break as II did. II never hap
pened before. What must Mrs. Wadding-
TONS guests think Of me? How can ! ever
Don't mention IT," her friend advised.
They were all so busy talking while YOU
gong that probably nobody noticed 1t.
Chicago Record Herald.
Seeming Danger.
II see that gay young aide OF yours :s
having good time with all the pretty
girls I'm the ballroom.
Hes a very foolish young man"
"oh, come now! Why do you call him
thatg'
because / am too old a soldier not TO
know there is danger when a 7park gets
near too much powder. Baltimore
American.
Now. Johnny" asked the teacher.
what do you see in the country besides
grass, trees and flowers?"
Patent medicine slgns!' was the
prompt reply.-I.ouisville Courier-Jour-
raj.
Right Enough.
What's the matter with the stuff?"
demanded the new reporter
Whats the matter with it?' snorted
the city editor; well. for one thing.
you're inconsistent. Your opening SEN
tence reads; No pen can describe the
scene. InSn you go on ana describe IL
TO the extent OF column!"
We'll. you will observe that after the
opening sentence used a lead pencil -
Philadelphia Press
Foolish TO Worry.
"Her entire family detests me-"
Never mind. The girl is on your side"
Yes; but / have an idea that she is
only there out OF spite. Louisville
Courier-Journal
The Pnrlor Voice.
He--Was there any one listening when
you were talking 10 me over the phone
this morning?
every word / said
Hell wondered why you were so aw-
fully y p~lite.-Detroit Free Press.
Jimmy Knew.
Mamma--Why. Jimmy, you are getting
awfully tanned going 10 school. You
should keep out OF the sun.
Jimmy-'Taint the sun--it's the teacher.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
PnternaI Interest.
Miss Prettyun-Papa seems to be very
much interested In your health.
Mr.. Staylate-1ndeed!
Miss Prettyun-Yes; he asked me the
other morning IL you were troubled with
insomnia. Chicago News.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
DETAIL IN THE DRAMA.

Sir Henry Irving was accustomed to
visit at the home OF Miss Friswell. author
OF "In the Sixties and Seventies" In
which volume appears the following anec-
dote: MY mother often used to point out
little details that had been overlooked.
/ remember one in The Bells which my
mother told Mr. Irving on the frst night
when he returned to our house to supper.
People who have seen the play may re-
member that the first scene is a small inn
and that there is supposed to have been a
deep fall OF snow. The innkeeper Mat
thias Urving), walked In on that first night
in ordinary black boots, with no snow
upon them. My mother spoke of It. and
afterward Matthias wore high black boots
and stood on the mat while the snow was
brushed off. Remarks were made in the
papers as to Mr.. Irving's attention to the
minutest detail. and this was cited az an
instance"
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

Not many days Mrs Eddy the occasion Of
the opening OF the beautiful Christian Science
Boston, sent communication in which
religion as persuading animus. always unfolding the
highway OF hope, faith and understanding"
She makes claim that mortal flesh is nothing n
dream and that pain and illness nothing than
delusions.
There is little doubt that and of
today imagine they i'll when in reality
lutely nothing the matter with them It's
people complain the bridge
before they to It, IL Christian Science hold
this class of people and change their minds 1t doing
a work. doubt about It,
However as to real illness and disease being delu-
sions-that is entirely different proposition.
II happened that about thirty OF Mrs. Eddy's
lowers, out sightseeing automobile long ago
with accident The brake idea
tured going down HILL the deluson OF gravaton
reality. went pel-me overturned spilled
tho passengers. Some real broken and
other bones too.
theory OF Christian Science forgotten many
O. the injured the hospital be repaired
This simply shows that in this o.
injured were not dream bones delusions.
further comment is necessary
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
A BARS REST.

IA Paris restaurant advertises dinners
without music" The cuisine is refined,
the wines excellent, but II bases its claim
TO popularity on the absence OF music.l
Ohol let us fly TO the Continong
For we've heard a report from Paree-
They've forbidden the band i'm restorong
TO kick up its charivari
We suffered a deal when dining out.
In fact, we may say we grew sick
When forced our very small talk TO shout
BY makers of prandial music
We had to converse at last by signs.
With the dumbshow for Pass the mus
tard!"
We mixed our ideas. we mixed our wines,
BY the orchestra's fury husteredl
The feast of reason and flow of soul
Are vanished with Breltmann's "barty,"
When the hddles and horns no more con-
Their fortissimos extra hearty
So those that can open an easeful inn
OF our custom shall be the winners:
And where there's a truce at length 10
din,
Well banquet without the dinners!
Punch
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
In the. Realm of Those
Who Wear the Skirts

hinder you telling him he is a good hus-
band and father. and no one more than
he likes a little affection shown him quiet
ly where no one sees II, says the Brooklyn
Times. Make the home a cheerful spot
and 10 maintain the atmosphere Of cheer
fulness his meals must be prepared 10
his taste and in time He will not -ook
careworn. II he enjoys the knowledge
that economy and good sense are used
In keeping UP the establishment and that
his income will cover his expenses and a
little laid aside for the rainy day that
may come.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
NO MORE PUBLICITY.

The grewsome spectacle of a public
execution in England Is happily thing
OF the past The scaffold used to be
erected in the roadway outside the prison.
and crowds would assemble 10 witness the
sight, the last time man was hanged
in public being when Michael Barrett suf-
fered the extreme penalty in May. 1893,
IN Old Bailey. outside Newgate prison.
for exploding cask OF gunpowder undar
the walls OF Clerkenwell prison TO release
the Fenian prisoners Burke and Casey
a mad act that killed several and injured
still more.-London Graphic.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
Things Seen Through
The Eyes of Others
A STINK" DEFINED.

Labor Commissioner Neill, practically
on trial before the house agricultural
committee for his adverse report on pack
ing-house methods. was asked by Chair
man Wadsworth to define a stink when
thing smells so loud that you can't call
II SMELL" he replied, then II is stink"
Precisely. And the partial attitude Of
Wadsworth toward the Beef Trust comes
within the scope OF the definition. He
could hardly show more pronounced
bias in favor OF the packers IL he were
their paid attorney. ey.--Philadelpha Record
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
STUNG THEMSELVES.

The packers probably wish they had
the money back that they chipped into
the last Republican presidential cam
paign fund. They are not getting exactly
what they supposed they were buying.
However, they have been putting the cad
TO everybody else and few will mourn
over the fact that they are getting stung
themselves now.-Fall River Globe
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
SCHOOL FOR "CABBIES."

Paris Is to have school for cabmen
The Anti Cruelty society and the Cab
Owners association have decided on a
plan for elevating the Jehu's calling. says
the New York Tribune. There is TO be
n period OF instruction and probation. The
youth who aspires 10 be whip will re-
ceive elementary instruction In the anato-
my and pathology OF the horse, In har-
Messing, feeding. driving and In police
regulations. With so much lore Jehu
should lose the attribute that has won
him Biblical fame.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
IN THESE DAYS.

Tie desired to take out a life policy for
$50, 900.
Smiling eagerly. the agent drew forth
the blank form and began the usual series
OF questions.
Query SIX" he said at length: "are
you an automobilist."
NO" was the ready rejoinder, II am
not"
Motor cyclist. perhaps"
mo"
The agent with q sigh laid down his
pen,
IT am sorry" he said. "but we no
longer insure pedestrians s'-Minneapolis
Journal
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
FOR BREAKFAST.

baked. and put In baking pan Skin
some sausages and lay over, and bake
until sausages are done. The potatoes
will be nice and brown.
Serve with Johnny cake-One cup Indian
meal. ] cup -four. II cup sugar. 2 teaspoons
baking powder, very little nutmeg. Mix
these well together. Add small piece but
ter. salt. one egg and milk for batter.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
AS TO MACHINERY.

One man does today the work OF fifty
hand-loom weavcrs.
One man in pottery does 1000 potters'
work.
100 hand spinners>
one man running a horseshoe machine
does the work OF 500 blacksmiths
One man at a nail-making machine does
the work OF 1000 old time nailmakers.--
Minneapolis Journal
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
OIL NEEDED ALSO.

BY reference to some recent cables IL
will be seen that even in deepest Africa
everything is not running along as
smoothly as It might The fact IL. there IS
and oil is needed a great deal more than
sand in the running of II. although. OF
course. fair share OF the latter does not
hurt.-Chicago Inter-Ocean.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
HOW TO SQUEEZE

simple method OF extracting juice
from lemon without the seeds is to roll
the lemon until quite soft. then puncture
one end with a silver fork. making the
holes quite good size. When the lemon is
squeezed the juice will come out, but not
a single seed
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
TARIFF ON SNAKES.

No doubt the small boy will allow John
ID. Rockefeller rebate on gartersnakes,
for the risk In killing them is nil and the
trouble trifiing on the other hand. l5
cents Is too low for moccasn or n black
snake The tariff schedule ought to be r@-
vised by board OF ophidologists.-N
York sun
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
EXAMPLE TO FOLLOW.

oregon has set an example which any
state can follow Suppose the next Penn
sylvania legislature passes n law on the
oregon pattern, providing for nomina-
tlons by party primaries and the choice
OF United States senator does any one
imagine that any candidate and any leg
islature would dare 20 disregard this YER
dict,"-Philadelphia Press.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

American tools universally ognized today
best made anywhere our exports OF tools last year
amounted TO s5bo0o0O. against s5Oo000o 1904
thus far this constant increase Is indicates 4
Germany is a pa rtcularly large buyer They
make no question that American tools superior any
they can produce or successfully copy
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
DON'T GET THE GLORY.

Gen. Corbin told the graduating cadets
at West Point that for the next five years
they would receive. as foot officers. S'9
a day, the mounted officers getting Al7.
This Ia about 81 a day less than the
average brlcklayer receives. However the
bricklayer doesn't stand any chance OF
glory Boston Globe
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
PLAYED FOR YEARS.

"The Girl Let Behind Me- is an Irish
tune known TO have been in existence in
ITO The author OF the words is unknown
though claims have been made for several
Irish and English poets. For over 100
years II has been the parting tune of tho
British army and navy and is played
whenever regiment IL leaving a town.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
ITALIAN FRITTERS.

Take one cupful OF sinted -four, the yolk
of one egg, one teaspoonful OF vinegar,
one teaspoonful of olive OIL or melted
butter and enough cold water TO mix to
a batter that will pour from spoon.
Add the stiffly whipped white and set
away for two hours. Into this dip pieces
OF cooked meat or vegetables and fry
brown in deep smoking hot fat
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

During recent discussion juvenile crime. SAYS
Lppncotts Magazine Charles Richmond Henderson pro-
fessor OF sociology, told story of who
asked II he knew the meaning OF regeneration"
Yes responded the lad II means born again
"And would like to be born againT he was
asked
being born a girl"
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
WORRYING THEM.

Colonel Bryan's trip around the world
has given him increased favor with his
party. and the vigor OF his boom is worry
ing those who hoped that ne was polit-
icallys dead.--Norwich Bulletin.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
so MRS. LANE SAYS.

We women are adopts Of the idle indus
tries because oar time is of no earthly
consequence. Think OF the miles of lace
we crochet. the impossible embroiderdies
we make, the countless odds and ends we
construct, OF no earthly use except to
catch dust.-Mrs. Lane, In London Fort
nightly Review
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

III workers wish to effectively rebuke the
lofty board registration
afford them reasonable registration facilities
do registering and voting for candidates
assembly who will egisate this bumptious
out Office. The legislature made this commission and
unmake IL.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

rrrrp1oNEs, Providence once. 1877 Union; oneyvie
Branch Telephone 40 Pawtucket Branch Kin
yon Block. Telephone 279-L
New York s. c. Beckwith Special Agency Tribune
Building; Chicago ONCE f. C. Beckwith specal
Agency Tribune Building.
Subscribers regularly receiving their papers
.hould notify the business II the News
Democrat cannot obtained newsboy or news
dealer this information will appreciated by the man
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
TODAY'S DIVERSIONS

keITH's-"when We Were Twenty
one"
EMPIRE-"The Belle OF Richmond"
NIcKEl-Motion Pictures and illustrated
Songs.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

After ALL is II any periious to go In search of
the North Pole in airship than 60 n a canoe
when swim
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

Massachusetts, has increased the speed limit
to 20 miles an hour, but is II really helping the Boston
baseball team7
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

Another Philadelphia boy. like Charlie Ross e
Kidnapped and his heartbroken parents trying by
every find OF him. A law making kidnap-
ping punishable by hanging eectrocution would
approval
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

oregon has found way to secure the selection Of
United States senators by popular vote. Why
thus avoid delay
involved in amending the Federal constitutions
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

The presidential campaign OF 1908 will be unique
contributions barred passes
will particularly interesting observe the
politicians working without sinews.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

Affecting the extreme is the solicitude the
for the cattle rasers but the
plainly OF the Pecksnfian sort
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

Down In Camden New Jersey, man has just received
a postal card sent to him twenty The service
may decidedly slow down there then take note
of how II is
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16

Disranehsemen is the penalty of failure register
Remember this fact you thousands of citizens have
yet put your the books at the city hall
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
TRYANDf00Kff-

The young man who tells girl tha.
he knows he isn't worthy Of her should
always try to look as II he earnestly
believed it.-Somerville Journal.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
THE NEWS-DEMOCRAT
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
WITH THE PEOPLE AND FOR THE PEOPLE
FIRST AND ALL THE TIME
THE NEWS PUBLISHING COMPANY, Proprietor.
Cor washington streets Providence H.
HE ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Published Daily Except sunday Subscription Price $500
per year.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-06-16
AS TO HUSBANDS.

The best OF husbands may be unde-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-15
TO MAKE HOTEL OF
 WILSON BUILDING
T. L. BALARANOS LEASES FOUR STORY BUILDING ON SECOND AVENUE AND TWENTY-FlRST STREET FOR HOTEL.

The Wilson building at Second avenue and Twenty-first street, has been leased for period of five years to T. N. Bala- banos. According to the terms of tho lease 1t will be transformed into a hotel. A copy of the lease was filed in the pro- bate court yesterday.
 The property Is owned by Mrs. Eliza beth T. Bragg. The lease bears date of February IS, 1906, and becomes effective October 1, 1906. remaining in force until September 9O 1911 Prior to October 1 the building Is to be thoroughly reno vated. plumbing and steam heat installed. a passenger elevator put in and bath rooms arranged on each floor
 It has been known for some time that a deal of some magnitude was on rela- tive to the Wilson building, owing to the fact that none of the offices in the build ing would be rented except by the month It is anticipated that the present oe- cupants of the building will vacate with in the next two or three months, in or der that the workmen may make the ini- provements.
 The building fronts on Second avenue. is of brick and four-stories in height, with a basement. It Is now used as an office
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-15
DEAN ], A, MEURER
 IS LAID ID REST Services at Church of Our Lady
 of Sorrows BISHOP ALLEN OFFICIATES Pontifical Mass of Requiem-Many Priests Take Part in Last Rites.
 Imposing Cortege From
 Church to Cemetery.
BISHOP ALLEN OFFlClATES

The Very Rev. Dean James A. Meurer, pastor of the Church of Our Lady of Sorrows, who died on Monday morning, was laid to rest yesterday. The funeral services were conducted in the church, and the spacious building was filled to it's utmost. Scores of men stood in the aisles in the aisles and In the vacant spaces in the rear of the church.
 The Right Rev. E. P. Allen, bishop of Mobile, sang a pontfical mass of requiem and within the sanctuary rail were twen- ty-six priests besides the bishop.
 The services began at 10 o'clock with the office for the dead recited antiphonal- ly by the clergy. Then followed the re- ouiem. The officers of the mass were as follows: Celebrant, Bishop Allen; assist ant priest, the Rev. Father Henry Meurer, C. S. s. R.. brother of the de- ceased; deacon, the Rev. Dr. Savage of Montgomery; sub-deacon, the Rev. Father McQuillan of Huntsville; deacons of honor, the Very Rev. Father Boniface, O. S. B., and the Very Rev. Tyrrell, &. J. master of ceremonies, the Rev. Father Giles, o. S. B.; second master of cere- monies, the Rev. Father Galland; Rcolythes, the Rev. Father Kitrick and the Rev. Father Bratton; thurifer. the Rev. Father Downs. Other ecclesiastics in the sanctuary were: The Right Rev. Ber- nard o. S. B., abbot of St. Bernard mon astery; the Rev. Father Ignatius, 0. S. B.; the Rev Father Charles, O. S. B.. the Rev Father Placldus O. $. B.; the Rev. Father Robert. O. s. B.; the Rev. Father Benedict. O. s. B.; the Rev. Father Hogan of Eufaula, the Rev Dr. Gum of Atlanta, the Rev, Father Goevert of Pensacola, the Rev Father Cassidy of Tuscaloosa, the Rev. Father O'Brien of Anniston, the Rev. Father Kelly, the Rev. Father Doyle, the Rev. Father Cas- sidy, the Rev. Father Canepa, the Rev. Father Kelly of Bessemer, the Rev. Father Brady of Warrington. Fla.
 The choir in the organ gallery rendered requiem music.
 The mass being concluded. Bishop All len approached the casket, read the burial
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-15

the guests were invited to the dining room where delightful refreshments were served. The table was a study in St Valentine eolors Red and yellow hearts were draped around the table. also reached from the five corners to the chandelier In the center of the table stood large vase of jonquils in each side of which two candelabra held red and yellow candles.
 The favors were photographs Of the host and hostess, heart shaped tied with red and yellow ribbons.
 The guests were Misses Schaefer Gun ningham, Duncan, Wood, Farley, Fos- ter, Chambless, Powell, Eddie Chamhless, Shepherd, Hannon, McLin. Messrs. Per kins, Singleton, Ryan, Wood, Hayes, Burda, Wood Weathefurd. Hetiin, Powell. Farley, Adams, Morris, F'abre, MT. and Mrs. Morsheimer MT. and Mrs. Charles Clarke. MT. and Mrs. Woolley.
 The Council of Jewish Women will meet Friday, February 16 at p. m. with Mrs. M Erdrich, Tenth avenue, S. Topic: ]: Earliest Jewish Settlements in Central and Western States"
 The Clionian club will meet tomorrow afternoon at o'clock with Mrs. A. R. Dearborn,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-15
several Positions to Be Filled ey Civil
 service Commission.

The United States Civil Service com mission announces an examination to take place in Birmingham March 2l-2z to se- cure eligiDIes rom which to make cer- tifieation to fill vacancies as they may occur in the position of male copyist in the bureau of pensions at salary of $9oO per annum. The age limit for the examination is from 20 to 35 years on the date of examination.
 An examination is also announced to take place on March to secure eligibles to fill vacancies in the position of fire man, class B, in the state, war and navy department buildings, at salary of $720 per annum, and vacancies as they may occur in the departmental service requir- ing similar qualifications Applicants must be skilled brass and copper workers. The age limit is 20 years or over on the date of examination.
 An examination will be held March 14 to secure eligibles from which to make certifcation to fill a vacancy in the posi- ton of marine fireman in the quartermas- ter's department at large, Fort Morgan. Ala, on the steamer General Batchelder, at the salary of $450 per annum and ra- tons. The age limit is 20 years or over on the date of examination
 On March an examination will be held for the purpose of securing eligibles from which to make certihcation to fill a vacancy in the position of laboratory assistant, qualified in practical optics and skilled in such work as glass grinding and lens making, in the bureau of stand ards, at salary of 5000 per annum.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-15

Mrs. Helen Armstrong of Chicago, who recently gave a series of cooking lectures in Birmingham, is giving series in Montgomery to throngs of fashionable women.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-02-15
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