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The newspaper., 1906-03-16
Boys Composition on Newspapers

Newspapers are sheets of pa
per on which stuff to read is
printed. The men look over it to
see if their names is in it.
The women use it to put on the
shelves and such. | don't know
how newspapers came into the
world. The Bible says nothing
about editors, and | never heard
of one being in Heaven. | guess
the editors is the missing link
them fellows talk about. The
first editor | heard about was the
fellow who wrote up the food.
He has been here ever since.
Some editors belong to the church
and some OF tthem to other things,
All of them are liars, at least all ]
know, and | know one. Editors
never die. AT least | never saw
a dead editor Sometimes. the
paper dies and the people feel
glad but some one starts it up
again Editors never went to
school because editors never got
licked. Our paper is a mighty
poor one but we take it so ma
can use it on her pantry shelves.
Our editor don't amount to much
but my pa says he had poor
chance when he was a boy. He
goes without underclothes in the
winter, wears no socks and has a
wife to support him.
Pa hasn't paid his subscription
in FIVE years and don't intend to.
-Fy
The newspaper., 1906-03-16
Gard of Thanks.

To those friends, particularly
the ladies who furnished us with
flowers. as well as the many who
extended assistance and sym
pathy in our late bereavement, we
extend our heartfelt thanks.
Mrs. J. 7. McDoNoUGH
AND FAMILY.
The newspaper., 1906-03-16

bination. We certainly hope to
see these people again soon.
The affair wound up with a
dance that was we'll patronized
and enjoyed by all.
The newspaper., 1906-03-16

The we'll meaning of a county
editor seems to always be mis-
construed. After one of them
had given a nice little milliner-
free gratis-a puff" which he
ended by saying he was glad to
see her Stocking up" The we'll
meaning editor was met by the
irate milliner who chased him
down the street with an umbrella
which she threatened to ram
down his throat and spread it.
He is still wondering what he
said.-EX.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

MARBLElIEAD, Mass, Sept, 4, -
America scored decisive triumph
over Germany IN the first race OF the
series for the Roosevelt cup on here.
The American yacht AUX, owned by
Charles Francis Adams ID, treasurer
OF Harvard university, won the initial
contest 10y large margin. Vim, own
ed by Commodore Clark OF the Amerl-
can Yncht club OF New York, was sec
ond 3 minutes % seconds behind The
third boat 10 cross the finish line was
the German yacht Wannssee, owned
by the Wannssee Sailing club OF kiel,
Germany The fourth yacht was Ca
ramba. owned by c. IL. w. Foster OF
the Eastern Yacht club. while Tllly
W. and Glueckauf w.. two German
craft, were In fifth aud sixth places re-
spectlvely.
Practically the contest was entirely
between AUX and Vim. At no time
did the German craft or Caramba be-
come dangerous. although the Oft ex-
pressed desire OF the German yachts
men for plenty OF wind was granted.
The race was twice over a triangular
course OF two and half miles 10 n
leg. making total distance OF fifteen
miles. aud the first leg was 10 wind
ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
The Heart Can't Stand
Rheumatic Acid
Poisoning
To Free and Correct the Blood a Uric. 0
Treatment Is Advised

There is great danger in those sharp
shooting pains through the chest
around the region OF the heart. 1t
means that poisonous uric and rheu-
matte acid are there ready to spring
and grip tightly the muscles controll-
ing the hearts action. Don't neglect
these warnings, they are the danger
signals Nature Il ashes to you for help.
You must neutralize and drive these
dangerous poisons from the system,
or sooner or later they will overcome
you.
The only true way to cure Rheuma-
tism is to get at it from the inside with
Uric o. 1t acts with marvellous swift
ness upon the muscles, kidneys and
blood. Clears out the sand-like de
posts In the muscles, forces the kid
neys to perform those duties for
which they were designed and neutra-
Lies the acid within the blood.
Your physician will admit that this
10 VhVOhlg VI uO dJ tOSulS
permanently, and should know that
Uric o Is tn one remedy that will do
it successfully and permanently. Uric
o is liquid taken internally, 3 times
daily and does not contain drop OF
alcohol, opium or other dangerous
poisons. 1t is good for Rheumatism
in any form. Sciatica, Muscular, In
flammatory and Articular Rheuma
tsm all yield readily to Uric o. The
store Of B. A. Quinlan is the home of
Uric-O in Bennington and if you call
on him, ne can tell you Of many won
derful cures that Uric-O has made
right here in your own hometown. He
sells it for 75c and Sl.00 the bottle or
you can obtain a trial bottle free by
writing to the makers of Uric o, the
Smith Drug Co., Syracuse, N. Y.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

The "bIg head" is popular way Of
expressing very common and very
frequent ailment. II arises from vari-
Gus sources but the real foundation Is
lack Of seuse. A little money develops
II in some cases; few good clothes
give IL 10 others, a little Office where u
chance Is given to exercise little
authority is often the cause Of II, while
others get It by having a little better
job than associates. The truth is no
sensible person gets the "big head. q"
The one who becomes stuck up and
still .necked from sources ofeyery kind
is lacking In intellectual calibre.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
BRYAN AT DETROIT
Mayor Codd Delivered an
Address Of Welcome.
NEBRASEAy SPEAKS TO WOREIyCNEy
UphoIds Dignity of Toll In This
Country, Where We Have Hest Of
Everything. We should Have
best Ideal of Labor.

DETROIT. Mich. Sept !. - When
William Jennings Bryan arrived with
his party Of about hundred iu De
troit over the Grand Trunk he passed
10 his carriage through cheering. ap-
plauding crowd and. escorted by the
reception committee. was driven 90 the
Hotel Cadillac where Mayor George
Z. Codd delivered formal address Of
welcome.
Immediately after the reception the
party sat down 10 luncheon. after
which they were driven ia automobiles
10 the fair grounds. where very large
crowd greeted the Nebraskans APP
proach with applause and cheers. The
party was driven 10 the band stand In
the grove where Bryan was TO speak
Nearly all in the immediate vicinity
Of the stand bore the marks of the
toiler. 1t was 10 these Bryan's address
seemed directed. Mr.. Bryan said that
he was impressed during the last few
months of his travels abroad with an
idea i'm connection with labor
- INNNfN AiiitNNN TIE pIltll. ne
said. 81 found great gap between
those who stand at the top and those
at the bottom Of the social structure.
l return TO my home more than ever
believing in the dignity of labor and
the Importance of cultivating senti-
ment among the people which makes
them respect more the man who tolls
than the one who idles I'm society
Il trust we shall never have within
this country leisure class. If by that
we mean those with nothing 10 do. I
cannot conceive any place in well
regulated society for men or women
who have nothing to do.
'In this country. where we have the
best of everything" continued Mr. Bry-
an. I'VE ought TO have the best ideal of
labor. | want to cultivate the senti-
ment that the man who does something
for the welfare Of the nation is better
than the man whose only ambition is TO
spend something somebody else created
for him"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

AUGUSTA, Me- Sept t. Speaker
Joseph G. Cannon opened his cam
paign in this state at noon, when he
delivered a speech in Opera House
square. Speaker Cannon was received
with great enthusiasm by large audi
ence, and for over an hour he discuss
cd national issues. He did not take
UP state politics except to say that a
legislature should be elected that
would keep William H. Frye in the
United States senate as long as he
lives. He spoke of the good work
done by the Maine representation in
congress and paid Il tribute to Charles
Il. Littlefeld, the Republican candi-
date in the Second district.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

OF the millions OF long horned cattle
which roamed the vast praries o. Texas
thirty years ago but one survives. He
is a spotted steer long since past the
span OF life supposed to be allotted to
his kind. and his home is in the choic-
est pasture land on a ranch in Gamer
on county In southwestern Texas. In
his early days old Longhorn and his
kindred wandered at will over the
thousands o; acres often suffering the
pangs OF thirst, for rains we're rare
and streams we're rarer in that section
OF the state: now when he desires a
cooling drink he goes to one Of the ar
tesian wells of which there are more
than one hundred on the we'll kept
farm OF four thousand acres.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
Frank II. Greer Champion onrsmnn.

WASHINGTON, Sept 4. - The an
nual regatta of the Middle States Row
ing association, under the auspices Of
the Potomac River Regatta assOcia-
ton. was held here. Frank h. Greer
of the Boston Athletic association
maintained his reputation as the pre-
mier amateur oarSman of the United
States by winning all three Of the
events IN which he was entered the
senior singles, the quarter mile dash
and the senior doubles in conjunction
with Courtenay Guild.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

NEWPORT. Il. l.. Sept. f. Mrs. Her
man Oelrichs received wireless mes
sage announcing the death Of her hus-
band, Herman Oelrichs on board the
Kaiser Wilhelm der Crosse, which is
due to arrive here today. The cause Of
death was not stated. ON receipt OF
the message Mrs. Oelrichs started at
once for New York. accompanied by
Mr.. and Mrs. w. *. Vanderbilt
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
FOR SALE BY
A. H. WINSLOW,
Bennington Bicycle Company
32I Main ST.. BENNINGTON VI.
FOR SALE BY


SANTIAGO. Sept I, Secretary Root
aud party. who reached this city on
Saturday, breakfasted with Baron de
Giskra at the Austrian legation and
visited the schools. Mr. Root was en-
tertalned at dinner 10y Minister Hicks
at the American legation, the guests
being President Riesco and wife.
Senior Huneus. minister Of foreign ar
fairs, and wife; Mgr. Mont, the papal
plenipotentiary; Nine Desprez. sister
Of Mayor George Is. Mcclellan Of New
York. and Mrs. Judson Fitzpatrick,
widow of the famous American gen
ernl
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
TABLE OF PERCENT
Connecticut Ha. Champion Rlne shot
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

SEAGIRT. n. j., Sept 4.--The presl-
dents match was won by Private L. c.
Simpson of the Connecticut national
guard with a total score Of 1913. In
addition to letter from the president,
he holds the championship of America
for one year. the championship medal
and $50. Second prize was captured by
Lieutenant Richard, Ohio 100; third
prize, SIS. by Private j. f. Deloach,
United States marine corps, score 1S9
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

II you like coffee and dare not drink It,
try DIR Shoop's Health Coffee It's true
that real coffee does disturb the Stom-
ach, Heart and Kidneys. But DR.
Shoop's Health Coffee has not grain
of true coffee in It. 1t is satisfying,
wholesome and harmless even to the
youngest child. Being made from
parched grains and malt it forms a
food-life drink, yet having the true
flavor of Old Java and Mocha Coffee.
Sold by Joseph NJ. Ayres.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

WATERTOWN, n. Y, Sept. Avn.
liam Randolph Hearst addressed a La.
Dor day crowd Of about 5000 persons
on the fair grounds here He was met
at the station by n crowd of about
1000. Bursts of applause greeted his
chief points, and he was loudly cheered
at the close. An informal reception fol
lowed the address.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

TOPEKA. Kan. Sept Ara n. Ter
rell, recently released from the state
prison at Lansing where he had served
term under the charge of murder
committed in Oklahoma, appeared at
the Office of United States District At
torney Bone and demanded that war
rants for the arrest of Governor T.. w.
lIoch. ex-Governors W. j. Bailey and
w Il. Stanley of Kansas, Ex-Governor
Ferguson of Oklahoma and eX-Warden
K. Il. Jewett of the penitentlary be is
sued at once. Terrell declared that
he had been unlawfully held under
peonage and was not guilty as charged
of murder.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
nADH FRorl NATIVE ROOTS.
SAFE AND RELIABLE.

That the roots OF many native plants,
growing Wild In our American forests,
possess remarkable properties for the cure
OF human maladles 10 well proven. Even
the untut0red Indian had learned tho
curative value OF some OF these and
taught the early settlers their uses Tho
Indian never liked work so he wanted his
sQuaw 20 get we'll as soon Rs possible that
she might do the work and lot him hunt.
Therefore, he dug "pap0Ose root for her,
for that was their great remedy for To-
male weaknesses. DR. plorcO uses tho
same rOOt-called Blue COhOsh-in his
FavOrlte Prescription skillfully com
hined with other agents that make IL
more elective than any other medicine ln
curing all the various weaknesses and
painful arrangements peculiar 10 women.
Many afflicted women have been saved
from the operating table and the sur
geOn's knife by the timely use of Doctor
pierce's fayorito Prescription. Tender
ness over the lower pelvic region. With
hackache, spells 81 dizziness, fulnirnss,
bearing down pains or distrcs, should not
go uuheeded, A course ~ FaNorlto Pre-
scriptOn viii work marvellous benefit
Ia an such cases, and generally effect
permanent cure II persisted In FOR rea
sonable length of time Tho faVOrlto
Prescription Is % harmless agent, being
wholly prepared from native medicinal
roots, without drop OF alcohol Ia its
make up, whereas all other medicines
put up for sale through druggists Tor
w0man's peculiar ailments. contain large
quantities Of splrltuous liquors. which
ara very harmful, especially 10 delicate
women. "Favorlte Prescription" con
tains neither alcohol nor harmful habit.
forming drugs. All us ingredients are
printed on each bottle wrapper. IL is "A
powerful invigorating tonic. impartlng
health aud strength Ia particular 10 the
organs distinctly feminine. For weak
and slckly women, who are sworn out
or dohilltated, especially for women who
work In store, Office. or schOol-rOom, who
slt nt the typewriter or sewing machine,
on bear heavy household burdens, and for
nursing mothers Or. Plerco's Favorito
Prescription viii prove a priceless benefit
because Of IT'S health restoring and
strengthening power
For constipation. the true, scientific
cure Is Or. Pierco's Pleasant PelletG
Mild. harmless. yet sure
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
Foot Gunrns nj West Point.

WEST POINT. n. Y, Sept. 1.-The
governor generals foot guards of OF
tawa visited the Military academy.
The command was received by Lieu
tenant Colonel Howe, commandant of
cadets. There wss a review Of the
corps Of cadets, and afterward the
Canadians went through a drill and
passed in review.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
Nut Boy Was the star.

HARTFORD, Conn, Sept. 4. - Nut
Boy, the crack bay geldlng owned by
J. A. Crabtree Of Quincy, Mass, and
driven by McHenry, was the star
performer at the opening day of the
grand circuit meet at Charter Oak
park, winning the $4,000 Charter Oak
trotting event, two heats out of three.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

NEW YORK. Sept 4.-Labor trium-
plant celebrated It's especial holiday
by general and enthusiastic jubilatlon
not only In this city. but In every state
In the Union. IL was estimated that
5000 workmen marched In the parade
In this city. traversing Fifth avenue
from Flfty-nlnth street to the Washing
ton arch, where the review was held.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

FRANK I. HOWE, Editor and Publisher
Hetty Green's son has been nomIna
ted for governor of Texas.

It gas not until 1920 that the manu-
iacture OF artificial teeth for sale he
gan and the United States now turns
out D, 0O0, 900 OF these useful commod-
tiles a year, which Is greater than the
product OF any other country and they
are sent all over the world.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
Lost Money. lie shot nIm.eIf.

SEDALGA. Mo. Sept 1. - " +.
Hansberger member OF the city coun-
ell and prominent as a Democratic
politician. committed suicide by shoot
ing at his home here. Hansberger.
who was sixty years old, was despond-
ent over financial reverses. He had
lost some money on star route mail
contract
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
MI.s DOYLE nj I.onI.yIIIe.

LOUISVILLE. Ky, Sept 4. - The
Douglass Park handicap. mile and
sixteenth, the feature OF the opening
day OF the Western Jockey clubs meet
ing, was won by Miss Doyle by half a
length John l.. Inglls was second aud
DeyOut third.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
Chemical and Pathological LabOratOr,
Burlington, VI.

Report OF Examination OF Specimen
No. lOlq2, for Follensby ~ Peck, ST.
Johnsbury, VI.
Material, Colonial Paint, No. 205, re
ceived April Is, '06.
Linseed oil and Dryer, 45 per cent
Carbonate of Lead, 80
Zinc oxide. 20
Color Pigment lcalled one per cent?
G. =. MOAT,
per b. II. Stone.
Burlington. Vt, June II. 'O6.
NOrE-Please note Vermont State
Chemists Analysis OF Colonial"
Paint sample taken from our stock a
few weeks ago.
Man came into our Office Monday,
said he had painter put Colonial"
on his house, painter had been In the
business 30 years, said 10 was finest
working paint he ever used. En-.
tirely unsolicited. Sample Of what
the majority say.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

A Perfect Bowel Laxative for consti-
patton, sallow complexion, headache,
dizziness, sour stomach, coated ton
que, biliousness. Lax-ets act prompt
ly, without pain or gripping. Pleasant
to take-Lax-ets- only cents. Sold
by Joseph M. Ayres.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

DETROIT. Mich, Sept. Am at
tractve card of seven races served to
draw the largest crowd of the meeting
Mt Windsor The feature was sprint
Of seven furlongs and was won by
Fair Calypso in an easy manner from
Toots Nook, the odds on choice.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

LITTLE ROCK. Ark, Sept Mrs.
Frank Palgrove, who on Aug. 21 kill
ed her husband and three children at
Piggott, Clay county, and then burned
the bodies, committed suicide at the
Arkansas Insane asylum.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

TACOMA, Wash, Sept. A tele-
phone message to the Ledger from An
acortes, Wash, says that the United
States cruiser Boston ran on the rocks
near there last night and is sinking.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

ST. PAUL, Mimi, Sept 4. - Dan
Patch in his attempt against time at
the Minnesota state fair paced a mile
in 1867. This breaks the track and
the state records.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04

Any skin itching is temper tester.
The more you scratch the worse il
itches.. Doan's Ointment cures piles,
eczema-any skin itching. At all drug
stores.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
THE EVENING BANNER
Published every day except Sunday
and HOLIDAYS.

Entered az the post-otiice Bennington,
VI, Dec. IL, 1903, as second class
mail matter.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-09-04
Rest, Health mud Comfort to Mother ana

MRS WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP, for
child O. tecthing, sOftens the gums, reduces
inflammation, allays ala pam, and cures wind
collie. Perfectly sale IA all cases We would
say to every mother VINO has "a suffering child:
DO not let your prejudice, nor the prejudicc
of others, stand between you and your suffer-
ing child and the relief that will be sure-yeS
absolutely sure-to follow the use of this
medicn ne. ii timely used. "eice 20c. O bottla
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-05-22
"A WORTHY SUGGESTION.

Several newspapers in different
parts of the country are fathering
suggestion this year that is a good
one 1t is that the younger men take
from the shoulders of the G. A. R. vet
Grams the active work of decorating
the graves of army and navy dead on
Decoration day. Since the first Decor
alton day this has been a work care
fully, tenderly and lovingly looked aft
er by the surviving veterans Of the
civil war. but as their ranks grow
thinner and their steps grow more and
more faltering, the nation is brought
race to face with the fact that within
a comparatively few years they will
all have Joined their old comrades in
the bivouac' of the dead. The work of
decorating the graves must be done
by the younger generation. Patriotism
Will not allow their graves to go neg
iected. 1t is needless to assure our
selves of this. but it would be well for
the younger men to begin now to lift
the burden from the shoulders of the
STOPPING veterans and to take up
the labor of love they have performed
so well and SO long. This year is a
good time to start, and now is the
very time for the younger men and wo-
men to take active charge of the work
OF decorating those graves where lie
the mortal remains of the men who
gave their lives or risked them for the
perpetuity of this union of states. Ac-
cording to a statement by Corporal
Tanner, commander-in-chief of the G..
A. R., the veterans Of the civil war
are dying at the rate Of 5000 month.
This mortality is not to be wondered
at, considering the fact that people
born after the close OF the war are
now more than two score years Of
age. The average age Of the veterans
is beyond sixty years and the major
.ity has reached three score years and
ten. If 5000 veterans die in month
at the present time, greater number
will die monthly next year, with an in
creasing ratio of death in the subse-
quent years. Old age has made many
of them feeble so that they do not feel
able for the task of making the prep
arations for the observance of Memo
rial day in way that Is fitting for so
significant and heartfelt a national
event, and 1t is but proper that the
generation which is reaping the bene-
fits Of the services the old soldiers
gave to their country should step in
and take this burden from the old vet
Grams shoulders.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-05-22
THE HEARST BOOM.

FIT. Dodge Messenger: There is to
be a governor elected in the state OF
New York this year, and the demo-
cratic party is badly divided over
whom to nominate. The friends OF
Mayor Mcclellan of New York City
had confidently planned year ago
that after his triumphal reelection In
November last, he would be the logic
al candidate for governor, and thus
be put in line for the presidency. But
the reelection of Mcclellan was not
accomplished with eclat and he is
practically out of future politics
While William r. Hearst looms ur
large enough to frighten all the demo-
Gratis of conservative instincts.
At Buffalo both the democratic pa.
pers are supporting Hearst for gov.
ernor, and the movement for hin
throughout the state Is becoming yer.
formidable. The Ithaca News is q
democratic paper whose editor was
chairman Of the last democratic state
convention of the state democratic ed
itorial association. The editorial from
his pen represented below Is signifi-
cant.
1t shows partisan in alarm for his
party. He was not an original Hearst
man. Hearst Is not his personal
choice now. But he has concluded
that IL Hearst is not nominated for
governor by the democratic party he
Will run for governor on an independ-
ent ticket, and the democratic party
will be regulated to third place and
eventually disappear
"Radicalism." he says "is in the
air" and he thinks the party must
lead In 1t or it will be destroyed