New-York tribune., 1906-05-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A Kansas girl graduate 20 whom had been as
signed the theme Beyond the Alps Lies Italy"
wrote this essay: II do not care cent whether
Italy lies beyond the Alps in Missouri do
not expect to set the river on fire with my future
career. 1 am glad that have very good educa-
ton, but I not going 20 misuse It by writing
poetry or essays on the future woman II will en-
able me 20 correct the grammar OF any lover
may have, should he speak OF 'dorgs' In my pres
ence or seen a man. Il will also come handy
when I want to figure out how many pounds OF
soap woman can get for three dozen eggs az the
grocery. So do not begrudge the time spent In
acquiring 1t. But my ambitions do not fly so high
just want 20 marry a man who can lick anybody
Of his weight In the township, who run an
eighty-acre farm, and who has no female relatives
to come around and try and boss the ranch. I Will
agree to cook dinners for him that won't send him
TO early grave. and lavish upon him whole
some affection, and 20 see that his razor has not
been used 20 cut broom wire when he wants 20
shave. In view Of all this. do not care if get
litle rusty the rule OF three and kindred things
the years go by
In the Swim-Seed SaIesman-Fias tire wave OF
reform that is sweeptn' the country struck this
General Storekeeper Cof Hanllns's Corners)-Yep!
Shouldnt wonder II we had an Inyestergation Pc
fore another week passes. Shouldn't wonder the
Seed salesman-Yes? What win be investigated?
hear as how the Reform HOsS SWRppin' Leagues
D 9SSy Nv TS Eee ye st T OHt tSe most St iG Up
say the least-uv leadin citizens hereabouts-
Puck
Here is an example of the pure cussedness'' Of
a mere machine. 1.-The Washington CPenn.) OBJ
server observes apOlogetically: Through an in-
edverteney there appeared in account OF cele-
bratiOn rendered William Dinsmore at his wedding
by several enthusiastic members OF Company II
the statement was made that the whole family
came out and cussed.' This was a mistake. The
writer meant TO say came out and 'russed,"' but
the linotype changed the r to C. We greatly re-
great the occurrence"
Natural Privileses-''It is a physical impossibuty
20 Keep watering place exclusive"
the swim. Baltimore American.
The University of Paris Is one OF the most cos
mopolitan in the world. or the 144s7 students In
the university, 1,6ss or more than tenth, are
foreigners There nearly a thousand women
students. less than half OF whom are French There
are few Anslo-Saxons among them, however,
such young doctors experimenting their
Edinburgh and London studies. and SONS students
Of letters; but most OF the Anglo-Saxons In Paris
are there TO learn art or music and belong 10 no
university.
You're not in love. Robbie You only think you
Nv wei e how the dickens am TO find my mis-
"oh, marry the woman. by all means."-FIonne
Notes.
The Editor of The Grindstone Is. d. Bee evil
IDENTIFY has not axe to grind. He writes thus:
Miss Fowler, the accomplished cook at the Fowler
Inn. had quite an accident last week. She baked
a batch of biscuits which weighed less than a
pound each,'
Nal de Mer.-"Are you fond of yachting. Miss
'Oh, yes! At the very thought OF the inspirinp
hardly contain myself"
"Ye-yes-thats the way it affects me."-cIeveland