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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
NEW RULES PUZZLE
GR|D|RON RIOTERS
Michigan Football Coaches
and Followers Speculate
Over "Reforms."
YOST CANNOT dope" 1T
CHANGES IN GAME CAUSES Ex-
PERTS TO WONDER WHAT
SPORT WILL LOOK LIKE.
Publishers Press1

Ann Arbor, Mich, Sept. 9.-Nearly
everybody has been up in the air
since the thinkers with the rules got
through with their job. and it has
been a case of by-guess and by-gosh
as to just what the game would be
like A fellow would take the guide
and dessect the new-fangled thinks
and then would rest his chin on his
hands, make a noise like a book of
conundrums and wonder what's the
answer Even Yost has been wonder
ing down the give-it-up side of Puzzle
alley.
The three great innovations this
year will be the ten yards" 'for-
ward pass and the ton-side' rules,
although the ''time-out'' regulation is
one that Yost says will help the in
terest in the game, and which he as
serts is one of the best hits of legis-
1ation, that the rules committee en-
acted. Yost has always been a
great sticker for fast play, and in
Fitzpatrick he has been a man who
could condition the men for the
whoop-it-up whirlwind, point a minute
playing.
No Taking Hurt Under New Rule.
you've seen men on team that
is being rushed off its feet lay down
and pretend to be injured so that
they can get rest" said Yost "Wel
they won't be able to fake it much
under the new rules. Those fellows
that lay down make the spectators
think that they are badly hurt and
then somebody gets out a hammer
and proceeds to knock on the game.
Il look for many surprises during
the early part of the season, as one
team will have systems and plays
that their opponents never dreamed
Of. The game has been so radically
changed that it will take time to de-
velop the defense to stop these new
end runs. With the one-side play
where any one of the side kicking
the ball may grab it after it has
touched the ground, it means that
those low straight balls just over the
rush line will be used and the defense
will necessarily be obliged to draw
some of their men back to the line.
This will weaken the defenders line
and it will give opportunities for the
offense to buck the lines for those
ten yards"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
NEW YORK.

Did you ever stop to think what sort
Of water washes the shores of New
York city? Daily 4SS,OO0,0OO gallons
of sewage go into it.
The New York clearing house, with
about 800, 900, 100000 In annual clear
ings, does more than twice as much
business as all the other clearing
houses In the United States.
New York is the only city in the
world that has three life saving sta
tons within its borders. There is one
near the village of Rockaway, one on
Coney Island and one at the west END
of Rockaway Beach.
Money" is the basis of more talk
in New York city than any other dozen
subjects During one hour in car,
on the street, In two shops and one
Office seventythree conversations, and
sixty-four of them involving money,
were counted.-New York Herald
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
SHORT STORIES.

The Canadian whcatfields are the lar.
gest in the world, being 800 by 900
miles.
The president of Mexico is elected
for four years, and there is no restric-
ton upon his reelection.
Postmaster General Cortelyou prom
Uses by July l postal notes for 1, 2, 3, 4.
5, 6, Z, 8, 8 and 10 cents. and so on
graded by 5 and 10 cents up to 81.
The buttermilk from the West Paris
CIe.) creamery is thrown into q brook
and it is said that the trout in the
brook thrive on it. The fish taken from
the stream in the vicinity are remark
ably fat. @
About twenty to twenty-five years
ago the United States was the prnci
pal foreign contributor to the cheese
supply of Great Britain. but Canada
has since outstripped this country as
an exporter of cheese.
Reports from the United States Ma
val academy at Annapolis indicate
that the midshipmen have abandoned
hazing and propose loyalty to obey the
academic regulations. A new edition
of these is in preparation by board.
They will include the new law relating
to hazing.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
DIET DELUSlONS.
They Come Down to Us From the Old
Barbsrous Tribes.

They Come Down to Us From the Old
Barbsrous Tribes.
Some diet decisions are OF most mod
ern date, while others are of most re-
spectacle antiquity. Among the latter
is That very ancient survival, tue no
ton that particular foods are agood''
for particular things or effects.
This is an almost direct descendant
of the notion. held with greater or less
unanimity by nearly all savage and
barbarous tribes, that the flesh or Wis
cera of birds and animals possessing
particular qualities will be likely TO
produce the same qualities in those
who eat them
Thus Nero used to banquet on night
ingales' tongues in the hope of improv-
ing his voice. and the savage cut out
and devoured the heart of the bear,
the liver of the buffalo. etc, believing
that the strength and courage OF these
animals would thereby be transferred
to himself
some of ancestral rites-cannibalism-
was largely due TO the same belief. al
though. of course. in Neanderthal days
primitive man would have no more
hesitancy about eating his enemy after
he had killed him than he would in de-
vouring bear or a deer.
In fact, the early converts of the
missionaries in the South Sea islands
referred TO their favorite dish as long
pig" Every Known race has at some
lime been cannibal.-McClure'S Maya
ziue
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
PERSONAL MENTION.

Miss India Van Dusen has returned
to her home in Pittsburg after being
! the guest of Mrs. Eugene Price over
Sunday.
DR.. Cofield of Cincinnati is the
guest of friends in the city.
Miss Myrtle Hedrick of Muncie, is
visiting in the city.
H. T. Carlysle of Columbus, o., is
visiting Howard Ryder and family of
South Fifth street.
Misses Anna Bailey and Mary Rob-
erts of Dayton, were the guests of
Miss Ora Virgins of West Richmond
yesterday.
Robert Williams and family spent
yesterday, the guests of friends in
Dayton.
Mr.. and Mrs William Hill have re-
turned from a visit with their daugh-
ter, Mrs Oscar Symons of Minneapo-
lis.
Mr.. and Mrs Frank McGrath of
Connersville spent Sunday in the
city.
Miss Ada White is visiting friends
in FIT. Wayne.
Mrs Lewis Frost of st. Louis, will
arrive next week to visit with
friends.
Albert Agee of Hamilton, was in the
city yesterday.
William p. Haughton has returned
from a business trip to Chicago.
Mrs. Charles H. Bond and infant
daughter, who have been the guest of
Mr.. and Mrs G. w. Morgan, North
Tenth street, left yesterday afternoon
on their return home. Miss Clara
Morgan accompanied them and will
be absent two months, visiting in
Philadelphia and other Eastern
points.
Miss Pearl Moss has left for Flora,
Ind, for coupe of weeks visit.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Un.fnkabIe Steamers.

Five steamboats, are being built for
kiel shipping company which are
said to be wholly unsuitable. A re
cent trial Of one of the boats was car
ried out in the presence of representa-
tives of the imperial navy and many
shipping firms. The vessel was fully
laden to represent 200 passengers and
1t was assumed that in consequence of
d leak caused by collision the entire
engine room division in which water
was pumped had filed, while a hole
was made in the exterior to admit
water freely. The ship accordingly
sank, but when it was full of water II
had still about a foot Of freeboard
above the surface thus satisfying the
conditions imposed.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

The success Of Brown of Harvard
her<frst play, has been instrumental In
securing for Rida Johnson Young a
Contract to write a comedy for James
x. Hackett.
De Wolf Hopper, who has presented
"Happyland' this season both at the
Lyric and at the Casino theaters, in
New York, has returned to the Males
tic for a third metropolitan engage,
ment
Jefferson De Angels was named aft
er Joseph Jefferson. He was practical
ly born and bred on the stage, his peo-
pie having been famous in the early
seventies as the De Angels family Of
dcrobats.
w. HI. Thompson has achieved sue
cess in Money Talks" Mr.. Thomp-
sons role is that of a wealthy west
erner who has been brought to believe
that greenbacks will buy anything in
the world.
Nellie Mccoy, who continues to ap-
pear in ';The Earl and the Girl" has
been immortalized in a song entitled
soy Nellie Mccoy" The words Of the
ballad are by Arthur Sherman and the
music by II. A. Hardy.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10

Miss Juliette Swayne entertained
with a dinner at Cedar Springs last
evening in honor of her house guests.
The tables were attractively arranged
with clusters of Fall flowers The
guests included Misses Helen Calhoun
of Champaign, Alice Logan of Phila-
dek5hia, Roumaine Hardcastle of Chi
LAgo, Messrs. Marvin Geist of Chica-
go, Homer Harper of ST. Louis, Car
los McMasters of Champaign and
Tom Kaufman.
Mrs George Gay entertained most
charmingly at dinner last evening at
the Westcott in honor of Miss Tillara
Haas, whose marriage to Mr.. Harry
Smith takes place "Wednesday even
ing at the First English Lutheran
church. The guests were Miss Blum
of Chicago, Miss Youngerman of In
dianapolis, Miss Grace Smith, Messrs.
Harry Smith, III. J. Haines, Walter
Craighead and Tom Mccarthy.
x x x
Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Deweese and
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. r. DeWeese of Day
ton, formed a dinner party at Cedar
Springs last evening.
John Breem of Dayton entertained
the following gentlemen at dinner
last evening at Cedar Springs;
Messrs III. ]. Edwards, H. L. Ferned-
ing, III. A. dinner and ]. F. Dinner
K
Miss Marguerite Wilke of New
York and Mr.. Robert Seager were
among the dinner guests at Cedar
Springs last evening.
The u L. Sewing club will meet
Wednesday of this week at the home
of Mrs. Frank Davenport south of
the city.
x * *
The Spring Grove Sewing Circle
will meet Tuesday afternoon with
Mrs. Lizzie Hodgin, north of the
1ty.
X x x
Miss Ruby Reid and Miss Florence
Harper of Frankfort, will go to Day
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
A Ten Mile Fog Horn.

A new fog horu signal has been in
stalled in the lighthouse at the Nee
dies, Isle of Wight. 1t consists Of reed
trumpets blown by compressed air. It
can be heard ten miles. This is q
distinct advance on the existing fog
bell, the warning note from which does
not penetrate more than three miles.
When a fog descends the new appa-
ratus can be started Instantaneously
from air vessels held in readiness and
charged at 100 pounds pressure. The
duration of the blast is five seconds in
every fifteen.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
NEW CASTLE FIGURING ON 10000.

Castle o.-The population Castle
figures compiled by the Dale Print
the population this city has increased nearly SO
the
interurban
Predictions that
fair
1000 No
show complete employment of labor at the
enttn e, me
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
THE CHAM EtEON,
1t Has Two Complete and Independ-
emit Nervous Systems.


ent Nervous Systems.
There are few instances of double
birth in which two individuals are in
separately joined together, but among
animals it is q common occurrence. A
case in point is the chameleon, long IA
nous for it's power of changing color.
The nervous centers in one lateral
half of the chameleon go on independ-
emily Of those III the other. Notwith-
standing the strictly symmetrical con-
struction of the animal as to its two
halves, they move quite independently
Of one another and convey separate
impressions to their respective centers
of perception. The consequence is that
when the animal is agitated its move
ments resemble those of two animals,
or, rather perhaps, two halves of ami
mails glued together. Each half wishes
to GO it's own way, and there is no con-
cordance of action. The chameleon.
therefore, is the only four legged YER
tebrate that is unable to swim. 1t be-
comes so frightened when dropped into
water that all faculty of concentration
is lost, and the creature tumbles about
rs if in state of intoxication.
The chameleon. moreover, may be
fast asleep on one side and wide awake
on the other. Cautiously approached at
night with a candle SO as not to awak-
en- the whole animal at once, the eye
turned toward the light will open and
begin to move and the corresponding
side to change color, whereas the other
side will remain for a longer or shorter
time in torpid, motiolless and I'M
changed state with its eye fast shut
Exchange.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Miss M0ude M0rris

They do not realize that the back Is
the handspring of woman's organism,
aad quickly indicates by aching dis
eased condition of the female organs
or kidneys. and that the aches and
pains will continue until the cause ID
removed.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound has been for many years the
one and only effective remedy in such
cases. 1t speedily cures female and
kidney disorders and restores the fe.
male organs to a healthy condition.
II have suffered with female troubles foi
over two wears. suffering intense pain each
month"; my back ached until it seemed as
though it would break, and felt SO weak all
over that did not find strength to attend To
my work but had to stay in bed a large part
of the first two or three days every month.
would have sleepless nights, bad dreams and
severe headaches All this undermined my
health.
sswe consulted an old family physician. VI B
advised that try Lydia f.. Pinkhams ke-
table Compound. l began taking it regI Erly
and soon found that / could sleep q eat
better than had done for months. Within
two months became regular and longer
suffer from backache or pain. IN Maude
Morris, Sec Ladies' Aid and Miss b Society,
IS e. Hunter St.. Atlanta, Ga
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10

THAT feliow Pecssniff cerAlIfy has
got his fancse hypnotized- She thinks
he's too good FOR this world
And she's right. The proper place
for him is Il certain LEGALITY in the next
world. "-Catha..c Standard and Times
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
In No Mood to Agree.

do you believe that intense heat is
q factor in future punishment
my friend was the pathetic rejoin-
der, isn't the present bad enough
without worrying about the future?''-
Washington Star
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10

A thoughtful hostess gave chill
dren's party and decided it would be
healthier to serve only mineral waters.
One little girl tasted of her carbonio
and laid the glass down.
whats the matter, dear? Don't you
like charged water:"
mo, ma'am. Please may 1 have
some water that you've paid fcr?"-
Iifo
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Irresistible.

Summer Hotel Proprietor-Gad! We
never had SO many men guests before.
D'you suppose it was my advertise
ment of fine air that brought 'em?
His Partner-No: my advertisement
Of fine heircsses.-Puck
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Wise Willie.

Caller-Your sister expects me to
stay to supper. doesn't size. Willie?
Willfe-Sure. and she scid il yon
stayed as long as rou Gid last nigh
she thought she wc,lI5 ask you to eta
to brea kfs SIT nc nlssisi Enquirer.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10

dunn of the little piece of news your
neighbor told you and get your name
in the news "tip" contest for this
week.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10

ST hear your boss expects to raise
your salary this month"
$50 he says, but he hasn't succeeded
In raising all Of last months yet
New York Life
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10

ton next week to be the guests OF
honor at a dinner-dance.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Their Roma nee.

Het's see; wasn't there a romance
cfnnected with their courtship?"
/"Yes; the one he told her about bis
vast wealth.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Sandy Hook line On. J. Cent,

Sandy Hook line On. J. CentraD, aver
age .-...-...---...-.........$1 6s
Long Island sound boats ................ 100
Municipal ferry to Staten Island $500. leo
New Jersey Central ferry ......... 1856
Pennsylvania ferry Observation-Disclosures. 1s5
The captains on the Sandy Hook and
sound lines receive in addition their
meals. The rates per annum paid to
engineers Of various ferry lines are as
follows:
Thirty-ninth street ferry, Brooklyn. 81, 44o
Williamsburg ferry .................... ], 1925
Pennsylvania railroad ................. LAO
Terry i, f4U
Central Railroad of New Jersey 49,. 40
Municipal ferry .......-.... 81 500 and $50
On the municipal ferry eight hours
is the schedule. On the other lines.
eight to twelve hours are required
Nautical Gazette.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Social and Personal Mention

MISS JULIETTE SWAIN ENTERTAINED AT DINNER AT
CEDAR SPRINGS LAST NIGHT IN HONOR OF HER HOUSE
GUESTS-MRS. GEORGE GAY ENTERTAINED AT DINNER
HONOR OF MISS TILLARA HAAS, A COMING BRIDE.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
MeRrzs NoRNlNq(RRAyER.

I want all tie des hogs. cows.
sheep, horses, for fHtilizing purpos
es. Both phone 10H when you have
dead animals, "a they viii be
promptly hauled Away.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
Steamboat Mems Salaries.

The pay of captains of five Of the
principal transportation lines in New
York harbor is, by the month:
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-10
What is a Backache?
IT IS NATURES wARnIMs TO WOMEN
Diseases Of Woman's Organism Cured and
Consequent Pain Stopped by Lydia &.
Finkham's Vegetable Compound.

" 1t seems as though my back would
break Women utter these words
over and over again. but continue to
drag along and suffer with aches in the
small of the back, pain low down in
the side, bearing down" pains, ner-
vousness and no ambition for any task.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-02-09
Decide on a Lock Canal for Isthmus

Washington, Feb. 3.-A lock canal
Of eighty-five-foot level will be con.
1tructed across the Isthmus of Pana.
ma Canal Comission has finally decid.
ed tais vital question, and today the
report of the commission was handed
to Secretary Taft. The Secretary of
War will indorse the recommendation
OF the commission and give the report
to President Roosevelt early next week.
1t will be transmitted by the President
TO Congress.
The cost of lock canal will be
SlOO,OOO,O00 less than a sea-Ievel canal.
and it will be completed about three
years sooner than a canal of that tvpe
could be.
Their action is satisfactory to the
President. He wants canal and isn't
particular about the kind.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-02-09
To the Trustees of Tazewell
Presbyterian Church.

Gentlemen:-
We want to donate some l.. & NJ
Paint to your church whenever they
paint.
The largest Methodist church in
Georgia expected to use 100 gallons of
the usual kind of paint, they only used
81 gallons l.. & M. mixed with "a gal.
Ions Linseed Oil.
1t costs less TO paint a house with
l.. q Nj. than with other paint. because
paluter mixes Linseed Oil fresh from
the barrel mt 60c gallon with l.. & NJ
and doesn't pay $1.50 per gallon for
Llnseed Oil as is done if ready-for-use
paint is used. Also because the l.. &
NJ. Zinc hardens the l.. & M. White
Lead and makes the paint wear like
iron.
l.. & M. paint costs only S1.2O per
gallon. Sold by
). A. GREEvER & Co., TazcweH. Va.
The BLOCH Co., Pocahontas. Va.
w. p. BoGGEss, Richlands, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-02-09
Is TT SHEEP OR Hoop
a Freak of Nature at Cedar
Bluff.

vague rumors of queer animal
part sheep and part hog. at Cedor
BLUM, have been heard in this commu.
MY 1t was thought to be only an
idle tale or hoax. However our
correspondent there, who is thoroucb-
ly reliable, says, under date Of Feb
9TH:
your correspondent went TODAY to
sea that wonderful animal which il
creating quite n sensation. II com
oliieS III It's makeup and habits the
nature OF both hog and sheep. II is
certainly wonderful freak OF nature
having the head and front feet oe a
hoS' including eyes and ears, and the
Dody and hind feet that of a clearly
defined sheep, the body being covered
with thick fleece of soft wool The
animal is equally strange in it's habits
combining both that of n hog and
sheep, going all the time with its head
down and-its nose to the ground: has
oeen known TO root like hog, eat
corn from the cob, and makes "A queer
noise like the grunt OF hog. and a
oieat OF sheep. On seeing it one
worders whether it is hog or sheep.
1t is owned and in the possession OF
Mr.. L. A. Mcclure of the Cedar Bluff
Wooien Mills, where it may be seen at
any time" y
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-02-09
Miss Georgie Crockett LII

DIR. Henry Crockett was notified last
Saturday that his daughter, Miss
George, who is mt school mt Charlotte.
n. C., was i'll. He left at once sor hei
bedside, and is now there DR. Crock
EFT says she has appendicitis, and
would have been taken to Richmond
at once for an operation. but was too
Ill to be moved, and is, stir. The
Charlotte physicians do not think she
has appendicitis. Mrs. Crockett. her
mother, and family here, are naturally
very much distressed and uneasy.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-02-09
Cow Pasture This Season

The question of COW pasture for the
summer is n serious one with mnn,, "a
the citizens of the town. Pastures
heretofore open are now closed. There
Is pasture 10 be had, of course. but too
lar away. The only way out seems 10
be either to milk the cows in the pas
ture, or else bring them home once n
day, keeping them over night. Better
sui, let some one open dairy farm.
and obviate the necessity of the citizens
OF town keeping milk cows.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-02-09
WardeII News Notes.
Wardcll. Va. Feb r

Wardcil, Va, Feb. ..
Harvey George and Mary Barnes
Gillespie, two bright little children Of
H. X. Gillespie, spent Saturday night
ana Sunday with the family OF $. B
Ward
Miss Lonona Thompson, of Thomp-
son Valley, has been visiting her aunt
Mrs. Mary Brown and friends. Of Paint
Lick for several days.
DR. w. +. Baylor and Mr.. Cleo.
Ward spent Tuesday night with Mr..
y. Is. Ward, of this place.
Miss Jcrusia Lester and Miss Amelin
Ascue, spent Saturday night and sun
day with the family of Mr.. John H..
Lester.
Miss Jennie Bradshaw. who hns
been Visiting in Texas for the past 4
months, got back 10 her home at this
place last Thursday. Her health il
much improved, and she is very much
pleased with the country.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-02-09
Revival at Falls Mills.

Falls Mills, Feb. 3.
The pratracted meeting at this place
which is being conducted by Rev. Mr.
Addlngton still continues with great
success.
Mrs j. A. Sarver returned Sunday
from several days stay with relatives
in Graham.
Miss Sarah Allberty left last Friday
for visit TO her parents at Eckman.
The Parrell Bros, who have been
boring wells in the neighborhood for
some time, finished up at II. !. Tabors
last Thursday, and moved To III. ID
Dudleys lot in the village where they
expect TO put down well as soon as
the weather will permit.
Mr.. jesse Fillpot and his bonnie
bride, nee Miss Kate Dudley. who
were married. last Tuesday at William
son, and left Immediately for a trip
East, returned last Friday TO this
place and spent short while with her
father, w. f. Dudley. and other rcla-
tives, leaving Sunday night for VIII
hanson, where they expect to make
their future home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sherman MeRynolds
and the twins are with her mother.
Mrs Sarah Kirtner again, after being
absent i'm Tennessee for several
months.
Miss Annie Epperson and two child
ren, Maggie and Willie, of Yards are
spending some time in the neighbor-
hood.
Mr.. w. J. Fink and wife, ofGraham
were calling on relatives here Sunday
afternoon.