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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-03-30
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week te
Northwestern Inventors.

NORTHWESTERN Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, ST Paul, Mimi. Emery Alb
bOtt, Orleans, Mimi, wagon reach ad.
juster; Clarence Chamberlain, Lead
S. D., extraction vessel; Charles
GrOsshauser, Shakopee, Mimi, vehi
Gle: John knackstedt, Omemee, n. d.
kitchen furniture; John Lindberg.
Crookston, Mimi. steam engine; Hans
Swanson, Warren, Mimi, insulator at,
tachment; Henry Rust, Worthington
Mimi, corn husker.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-03-30

Take Garfield Tea for liver, kidney,
stomach and bowel arrangements, sick
headache and chronic diseases. This mild
laxative will purify the blood, cleanse the
system and clear the complexion. 1t is for
young and old-the best family medicine.
Buy from druggist
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-03-30
GREAT SCOTT.

The Biggest Man Of Addison County,
W., Tells an Interesting Story.
q. c. Scott, meat dealer. Vergennes
w., Past Commander Of Ethan Allen
Post, G.. A. r., says: IA severe attack
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-03-30
Already Stimulated.

Something ought to be done to
stimulate travel"
Good Lord. amt these investigat.
ing committees got everybody going
to Europe?"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1906-03-30
ctasslfled.

ss e'sE CiassifIed.
kHo says he read and understood
6roNning when he was little boy:
= must be highly cultured, eh?"
rYoo: = highly cultured liar"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29
FASHION FOR MEN.

The tendency among men this
spring and summer Will be to wear
the quietest clothes possible. Some
wonderful creations In the way OF
waist coats have been introduced to
go with the dinner coat. but the
plain black remains the only correct
form. II is cut u shaped. and has
three buttons. There will be no
loud-patterned shirts or brilliant
ties so much In favor some time ago.
and the variety OF queer greens in
troduced last season, will be used
only in mixtures. Grey remains "a
favorite because there Is so much
motoring and driving, and there is
no better color for the road. The
colors so far imported by fashionable
tailors are all OF the most sober de.
scription. There is general ten
dency to- be informal and to discard
afternoon dress. In America top hats
are rarely seen after May. In fact,
at two fashionable country weddings
last spring, the bridegroom and ush-
ers wore business suits and straw
and felt hats. There has been much
speculation about the modish col
lar for spring and summer The
flaps OF the winged collar are point
ed, as they are found at the best
haberdashers on Fifth avenue and
Broadway. The collar for ordinary
wear with colored shirts will be the
turnover or Elton, not too high, with
rounded ends. The Panama hat has
come to stay. The real article was toe
expensive to be cast aside in n singl,
season. Comfort above all things 4.
TO be desired in the spring and sum
mer, and this cannot be found i'm =
stiff hat. A straw hat that can b,
made into any shape came will
the blossoms OF May and remain tn,
entire summer.-The Delineator.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29
DON'T GRoWL;,
DON'T GIVE UP.


Yes, perhaps it is true that you
are not appreciated. You gIowl and
kick, and you think that that story
about fortune knocking once at every
mans door is a lie. and that the
world. which is always busy, has been
foolish enough TO stop in IT'S pro
grcss for the sole purpose to arrest
your development. Trouble is, you
haven't half tried. You haven't mer-
tied success.
Perhaps you do not know that the
planet Uranus was once called Geor-
GUM Sidus. and there is a story of
pluck in connection with the dis
coyery and christening of that plan
ct
Late in the Eighteenth century
William Herschel deserted from a
band in the Hanoyerian Guards and
escaped to England History doesn I
tell whether he played solo alto or
the bass drum. 1t does say that he
had a hobby and worked for it. He
got job as organist and sent for his
sister Caroline, who was a good fell
low.
William taught music and became
popular, but it did not affect his
head. He studied nights and be
tween times. He simply absorbed
mathematics and astronomy. and be-
gan star gazing He needed tele-
scope, and good telescopes cost mon
ey. So he made one. He whitfield
and carved, and Caroline followed
around with "A dust pan and refused
to get angry because she was sure
that William would do things-just
give William time.
Lots of work on that telescope.
You never went up against a propo-
siion like it. He built and built. He
refused to be discouraged. And, mind
you, there was no pay envelope in
the job. 1t was all going out and
nothing coming in for the telescope
And one day the thing was com
pleted and William turned it on the
heavens. 1t worked The brains be-
hind it had not miscaIouIoted, and
on -AIerr,t, rs, 1871, William discover
ed hlaze of light which he realized
must be n planet. And the young de
serter was famous almost in day.
George III, sent for him, presented
him with royal pardon for jumpins
his contract with the Hanover Silver
Cornet Army Band, and provided
him an income that made the vol
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29

forever desert the astronomers door.
The King even gave the young
man apartments at Windsor castle,
provided him with all material for
making telescopes, and Caroline liv-
ed with him to the end, helping him
become even more famous.
Now put away your crouch. II is
no good TO you. and no one else
wants it. And build your telescope
again. Keep on building 1t. You may
never discover a planet, but you can
discover the meaning OF self-help,
contentmept. and reap the reward
that surely comes to those who are
proficient.
Good moral in that Herschel sto-
ny, il you will only apply 1t.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29
JAR FOR BRITISH CREW.
Didn't Like TO Bring Va Fireworks t.
Celebrate Their Defeat.

Didn't Like TO Bring Va Fireworks t.
Celebrate Their Defeat.
When guileless reporter inquired
the other day OF the officers OF the
British steamship Yeddo, just arrived
at New York from the far east. what
her cargo was he quite innocently
touched upon matter which had been
ranking I'm their minds the whole voy
age. says the New York Globe. Nor
will II seem at all strange that these
loyal subjects OF King Edward should
feel little touchy on the subject OF
their S2.OOO.OOO freight. since IL consists
almost wholly OF fireworks with which
to celebrate the achieving our indie
pendence OF Great Britain.
cts just bit tough on US. you
know" said one OF the officers. smil-
Ing. Not that we have any hard feel
ings against you Americans. hut all
the same we'd like It bit better. you
know, If you'd bring over your own
blOOuiu' 6-t.,r.t.'. ,.vS
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29
CARDINALS QUAINT ESCORT
cay CavsIcnd~ Accompanied Mgr.
Gibbons to Country Church.

Gay CsvsIcad~ Accompanied Mgr.
Gibbons to Country Church.
Cardinal Gibbons Was recently e.
corted by picturesque cavalcade ON
his visit to ST Joseph's church at
Neckar. on the Belair road. where he
confirmed llG persons. says Balti-
more special dispatch To the New York
Times. Thousands or people along the
road turned ont To see the procession.
composed of male members OF the con
gregntiou and other residents OF Nee
kar
Every horse was deliberately deco
rated with ribbons and cords OF diff
fereut colors. Each bride was hidden
on either Sid. of the horses head and
the center of his forehead there was
large roScttc Of the same colors. Long
streamcrS were tied To the horses
tails. \ red and white blanket WAS
thrown over each animal.
Each rider had bows or ribbons In
his buttonholes and streamers OH his
hat The marshal. George SeideI. had
folds OF red silk wrapped about his
waist and shoulders aud his horse WAS
so nearly covered with buntin. and
bouquets that only his legs were visi-
BILE. The Parkville brass band led the
procession. The cardinal rode in O
closed carriage.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29
FOR LO! HE STOPPED
AND SIGHED

We are poorer since she died
Sadder, poorer, since she died,
Yet sure / am that Deat1
Gazed and turned a wotiA'pc
For 10. he stopped ana sighed.
STOPPED and eased the rain-drawn
breath,
And laid in tender",l love. his hand,
on her.
Wilson Jefferso, IN Boston Trans
script.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29

A HYMN.


Lord OF the heaven and earth, Crea-
tor God,
No temple made with human hands
is thine abode.
Source OF our life and breath, who all
dost feed,
Thou art not served by hands; thou
hast no need
Our Father and our-God, thine OFF
spring we.
Let us not blindly erope, unknowing
Thee would we seek aud find who art
not far;
In whom We live and move, in whom
Enfolding radiane Love. dispel our
night;
Shine in our longing hearts with liv-
ing light.
W. G.. Ballantine.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29
MEETING OF CON
FEDERATE VETERANS
Ex-Confederute Soldiers viii Meet NJ
Rlnanelh Inna lfh

BIuefield June 18th.
There will be meeting OF all con
federate soldiers who filed out an
application for Confederate Cross
of Honor to be worn by them.
Crosses will be distributed by the
Daughters OF the Confederacy OF
Blueiield Chapter. Immediately al
ter the distribution OF the Crosses
the soldiers will march to the table
to partake OF dinner given by the
ladies In honor of and for the Con
federate Soldiers.
Speakers Will be present on the
occasion.
Very Respectfully.
Blueheld Chapter, Daughters
II the Coufederacy.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29
SLOW STARVATION,

Prospective Tenant: Is this a
healthy neighborhood, landlord?
Landlord: Healthy! | should sa
so! In the last 10 jra,s there have
been only two denth3 the doctor
and the druggist. -t'licgrnde Bia:-
ter.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29

Advertising in the Leader paws.
and always brings results.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1906-05-29

WHITE LINEN SHIRT WAIST SUITS, MADE
TO SELL AT $500 STYLISH, WELL MADE GAR
MENTs AND ONLY $1oS
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
SILVER MINES.
The Way Nature Forms These DepOs-
ita of Precious Metal.

The Way Nature Forms These DepOs-
its of Precious Metal.
The process by which nature forms
her silver mines is very interesting. 1t
must be remembered that the earth's
crust Is full Of water, which percolates
everywhere through the rocks, making
solutions Of elements obtained from
them. These solutions take up small
particles of precious metal which they
find here and there.
Sometimes the solutions in question
are hot, the water having got so far
down as to be set boiling by the inter-
nal heat of the globe. Then they rush
upward, picking up the bits of metal as
they go. Naturally heat assists the
performance of this operation.
Now and then the streams thus form
ed, perpetually flowing hither and
thither below the ground, pass through
cracks or cavities in the rocks, where
they deposit their lodes Of silver. This
is kept up for great length of time
perhaps thousands Of years-until the
pocket 1t filled up.
Crannles permeatlng the stony mass
in every direction may become filled
with the precious metal or occasionally
u chamber may be stored full Of 1t as
If 100000 hands were fetching the
treasures from all sides and hiding
away a mine for some lucky prospector
to discover in another age.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
THE NAME "JoAlN BULL
II Was the Invention OF the satiricni
DIR. ArbuthnOt.


DIR. ArbuthnOt.
John Bull, the mythical parsonage
supposed to represent the English peo-
pie, was the invention Of DR.. Arbuthnot
IN one OF his sstlrcal sketches ridicul-
ing the great Duke Of Marlborough. In
the opinion Of DR.. Johnson, Arbuthnot
was ''the first man among eminent writ
ers In Queen Anne's time" He drew
John Bull as the typical Englishman-
a stout, red faced old farmer, far too
corpulent for comfort, choleric, but
withal an honest and well meaning fel-
low. lie clothed him in leather breeches
and top boots put a stout o0ken cudgel
in his hand and bulldog at his heels
and set him up for all time to serve as
the representative Englishman.
He may have been not so bad a carl
cnture ifs,he days OF Queen Anne. but
today certainly there Is much force In
an English critics remark that che
completely hides the Engllshman OF
real life" The average Engllshman OF
today is physically no stouter certainly
than-probably not so stout as-the Ov'
erage American, and the stout cudge
and the bulldog are no longer apt sym
bols OF the modern Britisher's disposi
ton. He has lost the excessive pugnacl
ty of his forefathers and is, above all
anxious TO keep the peace with his Un
Gle Samuel London Standard.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
Worry Wears You Ont.

There is no need worrying along in
discomfort because OF a disordered di-
gestion. Get bottle OF KODOL FOR
DYSPEPSIA, and see what it will do
for you. Kodol not only digests what
you eat and gives that tired stomach
needed rest, but is a corrective Of the
greatest efficiency. Kodol relieves in.
digestion, dyspepsia, palpitation Of the
heart, fiatulence, and sour stomach.
Kodol will make your stomach young
and healthy again. You will worry
just 10 the proportion that your sto-
mach worries you. Worry means the
loss of ability to do your best. Worry
is to be avoided at all times. Kodol
will take the worry out OF your sto-
mach. Sold by the Eagle Drug Mer-
camille Co.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22


The City Of Mexico is the political,
social, industrial and financial cap
ital OF the republic. Set within the
tropics at an elevation of 7,347 feet
above the sea, surrounded by cloud
piercing mountains and snow capped
volcanoes, it Is singularly exempt from
sudden changes of temperature - too
high for heat and too far south for
cold. 1t ia probably the oldest city Of
the Americas. Here the first printing
press was set up and the first newspa-
per published nearly 100 years before
the pilgrims landed at Plymouth rock.
The municipal government of the city
has gone on under almost identical
form for three centuries and a half.
While viceroys, emperors, dictators
and presidents have come and gone,
Indians, spaniards, French and Ameri-
cans have fought and struggled in and
about the city.
Among the most beautiful terres-
trial scenes that it is possible for the
human eye to contemplate" says a eel
ebrated writer, "few equal and proba-
bly, none surpass that Of the valley OF
Mexico viewed from the nelghboring
heights surrounding lt."-MOdern Mex
leo.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
Following the Flag.


When our soldiers went to Cuba and
the Philippines, health was the most
important consideration. Willis T..
Morgan, retired Commissary Sergeant
U. S. A., OF Rural Route /, Concord,
N. H., says: II was two years 10 Cuba
and two years 10 the Philippines, and
being subject to colds, 1 took DR..
Kirg's New Discovery for Consump-
tion, which kept me in perfect health.
And now, in New Hampshire, we fnd
1t the best medicine in the world for
coughs, colds, bronchial troubles and
and all lung diseases. Guaranteed at
all druggists. Price SOC and Sl.00.
Trial bottle free.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

A site for the poor farm, gift from
Colonel c. Green, was selected last
Friday near Hereford. On the quarter
section adjoining the one chosen is an
artesian well. which iaAs flow Of one
hundred gallons per minute through
four-inch pipe secured at depth Of
$50 feet. Although nothing has as yet
been decided by the supervisors, it is
understood that buildings which will
cost at least s25, 900 will be erected
on this site for a county farm and
hospital,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

According to the Arizona Sentinel
work has commenced on the big dredg
er for the @. d. Company as one of the
means to be brought into service in
closing the Mexican intake Of the Im.
perial canal. The dredger will be the
largest of its kind ever built. A force
of twenty-five carpenters, besides
helpers and laborers, will be employed
for several months on the big machine.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

You cannot induce lower animal to
eat heartily when not feeling we'll. a
sick dog starves himself, and gets we'll.
The stomach, once overworked, must
have rest the same asyour feet or eyes.
You don't have to starve to rest your
stomach. KODOL FOR DYSPEP-
SIA takes up the work for your sto-
mach, digests what you eat and gives
it a rest Puts it back in condition
again. You can't feel good with dis
ordered stomach. Try Kodol. Sold by
the Eagle Drug Mercantile Co.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
Deadly Serpent Bites

are as common in India as are sto-
mach and liver disorders with US. For
the latter however there is a sure rem
edy: Electric Bltters; the great rest.
orative medicine, Of which s. A.
Brown, OF Bennettsville, S. c., says:
"They restored my wife to perfect
health, after years of suffering with
dyspepsia and a chronically torpid
liver" Electric Bltters cure chills and
fever, malaria, biliousness, lame back,
kidney troubles and bladder disorders.
Sold on guarantee by all druggists.
Price SOC.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

Thousands annually bear witness to
the efficiency Of Early Risers. These
pleasant, reliable little pills have long
borne a reputation second to none as
a laxative aud Oathartic. They are as
staple as bread 10 millions OF homes.
Pleasant but effective. Will promptly
relieve constipation without gripping.
Sold by the Eagle Drug Mercantile Co.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
THE SIRE WAY

to prevent pneumonia and cousump
tion is to cure your cold when it first
appears. Acker's English remedy will
top the cough in a night, and drive
the cold out of your system. Always
a quick and sure cure for asthma, and
bronchitis, and all throat and lung
troubles. Ifit does not satisfy you
the druggists will refund your money.
Write to US for free sample. w. H.
Hooker & Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Eagle
Drug Mercantile company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

The taxable assessment for San Juan
County this year amounts to $3.50, 900,
an increase Of s25, 900 over last year
San Juan County has 2,200 acres IN
fruit and 5000 acres in alfalfa. The
apricot crop of San Juan County will
be large this year, and it is the rule
that when the apricot trees yield plen-
titully all other fruits will be gathered
in abundance.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
superiority Provsa Itself.

The siucerest tribute that can be paid
to superiority is imitation. The many
limitations OF DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve that are now before the public
prove it the best. Ask for DeWitt's.
Good for burns, scalds, chaffed skin,
eczema, tetter, cuts, bruises, boils aud
piles. Highly recommended and re-
liable. Sold by the Eagle Drug Mer-
camille Co.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

never follows an injury dressed with
Bucklen's Arnica SalVe. Its antisep-
tic and healing properties prevent
blood poisoning. Chas. Oswald, mer'
chant, OF Reusselaersville, N. Y,
writes: ut cured Seth Burch, Of this
place, Of the ugliest sore on his neck l
ever saw" Cures Cuts, Wounds, Burns
and Sores. 25c atall drug store.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

MoKI TEA PosITINELY CURES SICK
headache, Indigestion and constipa-
tion. A delightful herb drink. Re
moves all eruptions Of the skin, pro-
duclng perfect complexion, or money
refunded. 25 cts and so cts. Eagle
drug mercantile company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

you knew the value OF Chamber
lains Salye you would never wish TO
be without it. Here are some of the
diseases for whlce it is especially val
liable; sore nipples, chapped hands,
burns, frost bites, cbilblains, chroniCl
sore eyes, itching piles, letter, salt
rheum and eczema. Price % cents per
box. For sale by all dealers in med.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

If YOU ARE TROUBLED WITH I'M
pure blood, indicated by sores,
pimples, headache, ETC.. we would
recommend AckeT's Blood Elixir,
which we sell under a positive guaran'
tee. 1t will always cure scrofulous OF
syphllitic poisions and all blood dis
eases. so cts. and Sl.OO. Eagle Drug
Mercantile company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
An AInrmInr sItuatIon

frequently results from neglect Of clog
ged bowels and torpid liver, until con-
stipation becomes chronic. This con-
ditlon is unknown TO those who use
DR.. Kings New Life Pills; the best
and gentlest regulators Of Stomach
and Bowels. Guaranteed by all drug
gists. Price 25c.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

According to the sierra-County' Ad'
vocate, Hlllsboro has resident who is
ll2 years old, who still tills his patch
of chilli, who never smoked or drank
intoxicants in his life and is proud Of
the fact that he never went to church.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
Aokara DYsnensia Tablets

cure dyspepsia and all disorders aris-
ing from indigestion. Endorsed by
physicians everywhere. Sold by all
druggists. No cure, no pay. 25 cents.
Trial packages free by writing to W.
H. Hooker s. Co., Buffalo N. Y
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

Aztec has three brick yards, all Of
them working overtime. One brick
yard is at present burning a kiln of
1O5, 900 brick, another is burning two
lilns of 225,o0O brick, and the third
has a kiln OF 55, 900 brick.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

Six Hundred lambs belonging to
Charles Schlater were killed by hail
storm which passed over northeastern
New Mexico. Other sheepmen Of
Union County report similar losses.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

The Ice meu Of Phoenix have com
bined and have raised the price Of ice
10 per cent. 1t is expected that this
will not be the end OF the increase in
rrfro
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
A Horse. nand. and Feet.

The horse never puts his heel on the
ground, nor even the ball of his foot.
He stands up on the very tips OF his
toes, and this is, in part, the reason
why he can trot so fast. Dobbin's heels
are half way up his hind legs, and what
we call his knees are really his wrists.
The part corresponding to the upper
arm is short and is so embedded In the
muscles of the shoulder that the elbow
comes next the body, but the horse has
only one digit to each limb, and the
wrist bones are comparatively small.
The so called ankle, then, is the
knuckle, where the digit joins the hand
or the foot, and the foot Is only n
single thick finger or toe, with a great
nail for a hoof. The lower half of the
horses foreleg is really Il gigantic
hand, with only the middle finger and
a piece out of the middle of the palm,
while the corresponding part Of his
hind leg is big, single toed foot.-St.
Nicholas.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

The sworn statement OF tine manufac-
turers protects you from opiates in
Kennedy's Laxative Honey aod Tar.
Sold by the Eagle Drug Mercantile 90
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

Two carloads of woll were shipped
from Aztec last week to Durango. The
price paid for the wool l9t cents a
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22
French Marriage restrictions.

1t sounds almost incredible, but Is
none the less fact, that Frenchman
under twenty-five years Of age whose
parents are dead and whose grandpa
ther or grandmother Is alive cannot
enter the married state without the
written authority of both or either Of
them.-Paris Letter TO London Post.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1906-06-22

wasn't the bride delightfully."- timldT'
Every. She was even shy ten years
when It came to giving her age"