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The Montgomery tribune., 1906-05-11

tain outsiders, and come into his
home as devoid of any sugges-
ton of music as is the face Of a
monk.
A model husband is one who
will share every hardship or sor-
row life may bring to his wife,
and sweeten suffering with his
words of love and sympathy and
when age and infirmatives rob her
of her personal charms and wrin-
kles take the place of dimples, his
love is like the holly that bios
SONS in the winter of adversely.
The model husband does not al
low his selfish nature to accord to
himself all the blessings which
come to well kept home, and per-
NIT his faithful wife to bear all
the burdens; he does not fume
and fret if sick child disturbs
his peaceful slumbers; declaring
urgent business duties on the NOR
row will demand his attention and
he cannot loose sleep, yet can
spend several nights at the club or
lodge each week and never COM
plain of heavy eyelids.
A model husband prefers the
society of his wife and children to
that of club. opera or dance, and
when his wife shares in these re-
creation they are pleasure to him
when she is absent they cease to
amuse.
A model husband is not only
tender and kind, he is manly and
brave. 1t is pitiful sight to see
a strong, well-balanced woman
yoked to pigmy of man who
never had an aspiration higher
than his stomach; who whines
when he is hungry and grunts
when he is fed.
A model husband must be an
honest man; not only honest with
his fellow men, thus keeping his
commercial reputation above re-
proach, but honest in paying his
obligation to his family. When
he allows vice and dissipation to
rob him of his manhood and self
respect he cheats his wife out of
her legal rights.
Model husbands as a rule are
not the outcome of circumstances,
but they are natural products. A
kind, loving son will become af-
ter marriage, model husband. A
selfish, arrogant.son will grow in
to tryanical, unreasonable hus-
bBna because he cloves himself bet
ter than any one else, and his wife
will always occupy second place
in affections ;::when their opinions
clash, and the happiness of either
party is in the balance it will be
surrendered, or there will be fric-
ton in the household.
A model husband delights to
bring happiness to the heart of the
one he calls wife and never for
fets to cherish and protect the
atom of humanity the law made
his own. His marriage vows are
not made on Thanksgiving to be
broken on Christmas.
A model husband is not neces-
sarily the kissing kind, ,'who never
enters the house or leaves it with
out kissing his wife, and then
amuses his associates by saying
his wife would rather have kiss
than a dollar, and as a kiss has
less commercial value it suits both
parties.
We believe in the existance of
model husbands; in truth we have
known great, noble, self-sacrific-
ing men who would scorn to Inn
pose on any creature dependent
upon them for care and protection.
Yet we are skeptical OF the album
The Montgomery tribune., 1906-05-11

The humblest home may be made
attractive with flowers and music
and these are factors of happiness
far greater than the trappings of
wealth.
The Montgomery tribune., 1906-05-11
HOME CIRCLE DEPARTMENT

Pleasant Evening Reveries.-A Column
Join the Home Circle at Evening Tide.
The Montgomery tribune., 1906-05-11

The average housewives find
more use for a tack and
stove-plate-lifter than algebra and
geometry.
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kCrude Thoughts From The Editorial Pen
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The Montgomery tribune., 1906-05-11

WANTED: Men in each state
to travel, post signs, advertise and
leave samples Of our goods. SAL
ary $500 per month. $500 per
day for expenses. KUHLMAN
Co.. Dept. s. Atlas Block, Chi
cago. 3m.
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Return Of CAPTAIN MCINTYRE.

The return Of Captain Mcintyre. act
ing chief OF the Bureau OF Iusular AZ
fairs. from Havana. bat foreshadoWed
the activity that may be expected when
Secretary Taft again reaches his Office
Cant Mcintyre had been called to lIa-
yana by the Secretary to advise with
him concerning the supervision OF the
Cuban government afrairs and he re-
turned 50 primed with work that mis-
bureau is likely To be called upon FOR
much overtime during the coming week.
Cuba has continued the principal
theme in the department during the
past week. many transfers of regular
employees having been effected to the
old Cuban capital. while a number of
temporary appointments have aug
mented the list Of Americans who are
headed for the gem Of the Antilles
From the InsClsr Bureau J. NJ Maiaas
II. r. Morley, and J. r. Mickey have
been transferred 10 Havana for tenn
porary duty. while &. 5. Vincent was
transferred TO the COmmissary Depart
.neat for similar service. r. r. Riley
resigned from the same bureau October
. 30 accept a position In the quarter
masters department, his services hav-
ing been asked FOR by Major Baker. the
chief quartermasteT Of the expedition
10 Cuba
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Govf.Rirltine0ffce

Edgar n. Trainham. Who resigned
from the Ohice few days ago TO take
a position with a newspaper as a ma
chine operator. is probably the fastest
typcsetter In the District. He has a
record OF hand composition on tabular
matter Of $1,000 ems in five hours and
fifteen minutes. His best speed on limo
type composition was made in the job
division under Foreman L. c. Hay.
Mr. Trainham IS native Of Rich
mond. Va. and has been employed in
the Government Printing once for
about seven years. at the time Of his
resignatlon having been assigned To the
Library division. He learned the trade
with the printing firm of Baughman
Bros, OF his native city, and after COM
pletion Of same Travelled ten years,
working in positions ranging from jour
neyman to manager I'm the principal
cities of the United States Canada.
and Mexico.
Mr.. TTainham is a mechanical genius
as well as a printer, having invented
and secured letters patent on a mail
bag delivering and receiving apparatus
for railroads, as well as several other
devices of considerable value
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Self Simnlife. Speller.

Sometimes the almost human mechan-
ism Of the typesettlng machine asserts
Itself and does a stunt or two IN sim
piifieG spelling that Is reflrshingly orig
inal II not elegant. Ofton the result is
astonishinsly alike TO the man who ma
nipulates the keyboard and the reader
who ylses his work Toward the close OF
D strenuous days work last week at the
Printery q reader was drOwsily scan
Hing the proof sheet of d specification
concerning bottles and c0rks and kin
dred subjects The details were exceed
inglv dry, uninteresting 10 the lsymau
as most specifications 90. and the read
~ was 'n a fair way OF making close
connections with dreamland when he
ran smack against the word "kork.
Then he woke I'D
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A ray OF brightness shon6 lH upon the
employees of the War Department last
week with tie renewed evidence OF the
increa sing consideration that is being
extended TO them by the officials Of the
department IN the effort 10 deal eQulta-
bly, with all This glimmer came from
a little act that IN itself was nothing
but what was generally recognized as
an evidence Of a desire on the part Of
officials 20 do sll iH their power for
thelT subordinates.
i came o. the form OF recognition
OF the services that had been rendered
by those employees who had been com
PEELED 10 work many hours overtime in
connection wiki The Cuban movement
Ordinarily. in TIE Government service.
every moment lost from duty Is charged
20 the employc either against his leave
or as a shOrtcOming in his efficiency.
while. however. much overtime he may
work no credit is given beyond the
simple record that is kept with the Os-
tenslble purpose OF providing against
the possibility of some over-generous
Congress In the future calling for the
record with view 70 rec0mpensing the
employees for their overtime.
This Is Inc picture that IS usually pre-
sented 10 employees, but last week the
clerks o. the War Department were sur
lprIsed az being Informed that chose who
had worked overtime ia connection with
The Cuban movement would be excused
10 view the parade or the Spanish War
/ Veterans. and that no charge would Dee
made for the time. II was q courtesy
fhar was uuickly recognized bV those
involved. and at the same time q
delicate compliment 10 the MARCHING
veterans ths- did not pass unnOticed.
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twenty Extra Clerks Needed.

The Civil Service Commission has been
requested 20 furnish the Office twenty
clerks for temporary duty. They will
be employed iu the document division
under Superintendent Post, and will as
sist IN arranging. indeNing. and cata-
logulng the many official publications
that nave been accommodating in that
department Tor many years past After
the records are all completed list Of
the books IN stock will be printed ana
circulated throughout the country in
order that the public may know what
the Government has on hand in the
way OF literature An invitation TO buy
viii also be extended. About one-half
Of the extra clerks have already re-
ported and been placed at work.
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THUMB PRINTS ON CHECKS.

Ever since the Real Estate Trust Com
pany catastrophe the bank checks
drawn ny a certain busl-ess man. it
has been noticed. have haa little
smudge or ink after his signature. and
another man who in the course OF bust
ness receives some Of these checks regn-
larIv recently asked the maker OF them
how IL was that they are now not as
neatly signed as they useO % be. "Oh.
YOU mean that smudge,' was the re-
ply: that is my thumb mark. If thumb
marks are such a sure identification OF
criminals why shouldn't thew be used
as Signatures TO checks and promis-
sorry notes and similar doc -ments? Il
wcutu take, 10 be sure. 4 -gnifylng
glass and more knowledge than l. for
one, possess to identify them. but it
ougb, to be a valuable precaution
against fraud. Anyhow, / am thumb
signing all my checks and promises
now. and If ever I find one has been
forged I'll get busy and identify my
thumb mark so as to escape payment
Philadelphia Record.
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Illness of Major Crahhs-

The regret Of the week has probably
been in the temporary mdisposition OF
Major Crabhs, Of the quartermaster
generals office, who has been com
PEELED to temporarily relinquish his o5-
tice work to subject himself to hospital
treatment 1t is understood that n
wound received during the former
Cuban occupation is one Of the causes.
which was somewhat aggravated by an
organic disturbance. Mai ior CTabhs is
one OF the most universally admired
officers In the service. his sterling quail
tiles, exceptional judgment. and unfail-
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PENSION bureau
E&o1N|DWZas kS4lSaA-JL--6sz d

The ladies comprising the Pension Bu-
reau Ladies' Relief AssocisG alton. who dis
penEed their hospitality e. the odd Po-
,omac Hall. South Washington, were
much gfatihed at seeing the large nunl-
her of participants ir the eEcampmcnt
parade Of the survivors OF the Spanish
American war on OctCbeT .. Their
kindly ministrations to the returning
troops IN 1925. sustained the failing
vitality Of many sufferers or the hos
rital trains, after the war, besides sup
plying bOunteous nouTishmcnt 70 those
able to psrtakc thereof at the tables.
and the welcome given them warmed
Jheir hearts With memories OF home
sweet home.
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Babies of the Commission.

Brave men, truthful girls and pretty
babies are among the commission g
most treasured possessions. The first
two have been described I'm this column.
but the babies have not had up 10 this
time, their proper share of attention
The photographs that appear in this
column are an that is needed TO show
the truth of the statement that the
babies OF the commission are pretty.
for these are but samples OF all the
babies who live iu the homes of various
fortunate members of the commission s
force
Little George Long has recently
started TO Kindergarten and to Sunday
school. He has already learned 20 put
his little hands into tiny pockets like
the other BOYS co." Some time since
he and his litue sister visited their papa.
Dr. J. NJ. Long. in the division of ap-
pOintments. and were much Interested
in the typewritiug machines George g
papa is q minister, and breaches every
Sabbath AT New GlatZ Md Perhaps
George, too, viii be Il minister when
he grows up. AT least Dr. Long hopes
that he VIII
The little Bachman baby IS Hue
looking youugstsr. although the curly
hair that lis shown i'm tlr picture is
gone, having been clipped on during the
hot summer months. This baby has
had his picture I'm several 8I the maEa-
zines, and i'm a little pamphlet publish
ed by the manufacturers OF Ct popular
baby food. The pose m This picture is
q natural one. assumed Dy the baby
himself
Matthew F. Hanorau. whose own
likeness appeared iu this column two
weeks ago. is very proud of Master
Francis his third yOuugster. whose
picture is shown today The little fellow
is three years OF age, and is chock
fun OF mischief
Long life TO the Commissions bablesl
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unfounded Rumor Of Death.

on Monday thar Joseph Reilly. who re-
signed from the watch force in Septem-
her, had dropped dead in Brooklyn, y.
\. Il was ascertained later. however
much TO she pleasure Of his many
friends M The office. that the first news
was not true, bat that he is alive and
well and AT the home OF his sister ia
brooklyn. Mr. Reilly was prominent
member Of Phil Sheridan Post. Grand
Army Of the Republic. while a resident
OF thls city.
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Ouaddinp Out pevice in Use.

The Quaddilg-out device used FOR sew
er3I years o. one Of the job room limo
type machines has been found to be
more suitable 10 the needs OF the L.
uTJTy branch OF the PrinJery and Sup
erinEendent Cam accordingly dirested
iJs removal 10 one OF the machines II
that division last week Three Of the
Library machines are now equipped
with this Improvement. which is said
10 give general satisfaction.
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-. RosweIps Condit.on Sermons.

The many friends of T.. t. Boswell
formerly the file clerk in the corresp1n-
dence Tile room of the division OF ap-
Iointmcuts. will be sriev,d 10 learn
that he continues i'm al his home In
Brookland, of typhoid fever. and cere-
bral meningitis. AIR Boswell was last
year student OF law Iu the National
University, and is much liked by his
associates iu the division OF appoint
ments. His sister is now confined in
enc of tho hospitals of This city with
typhoid fever.
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lie ltillth lax 44-N oA '.AtAtlta' 't 1-N~N
lions and duties OF commissioned and
uou-cummissIOned officers of the Public
Health and Marine Hospital Service, has
been announced
CT Gardner. passed assistant sur
geOu. Relieved from duty at Galveston,
Texas. and directed To proceed TO San
Francisco. Cal. reporting 10 the medical
officer in command for duty and assign
ment % quarters.
c. NJ Corput, passed assistant surgeon
Relieved from duty al New Orleans, La,
and directed 80 proceed 10 Galveston.
Tex, and assume command OF the ser
vice at that port.
H. G Ebert. assistant surgeon. Re
lieved from duty on the revenue cutter
Perry, and directed TO assume command
of the service at Seattle Wash.
II. q. Ebert. assistant surgeon Grant
ed leave of absence for fifteen days.
T. ". Salmon. assistant surgeon.
Granted leN e. Of absence for fourteen
days from Octobe II.
Friench simpson. assistant surgeon.
Directed 10 proceed to Baltimore Md,
reporting To medical officer in command
for duty and assignment To quarters.
r. A. Herring. assistant surgeon. Dl-
rccted 10 report 10 the medical officer
in command New Orleans La. Tor duty
and assignment 10 quarters.
O.. W. Bailey. acting assistant surgeon.
Granted leave of absence for ten days
from August l6 on account Of sickness.
+. Ii, Cleaves, acting assistant sur
geon. Granted leave OF absence for four
days from October s. under paragra ph
10 Of the regulations
n W Houghton. acting assistant sur
gcou Granted leave of absence for
nfteen days from October Is.
". r. Hunter. acting assistant sur
Eeon. Granted leave OF absence for
fourteen days from October To-
J. G. stanton, acting assistant surgeon.
Granted leave of absence Tor thirty days
from October 3,
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Commission Boasts Composer.

The commission has iu its very midst
q composer. A real, live nesh-and-
blood, shagsy-haired concocter of music,
At the morning services held last sun
day in the Eastern PRESBYTERIAN Church.
Stanton Park ANA Maryland avenue, q
sacred composition by Will ID. Kemper.
Of the examining division, was excellent
iy rendered by Miss GulicE. the cOntTglto
of ihe church quartet Alr- kemper.
in addition 20 his musical ambitions Is
an tl8cuti0gist OF considerable ability.
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Department Personals.

fIenry 3d. Saxton. chief clerk of the
luaTterirasteT generals ornce. left The
-.ty Tuesday evening Tor g ter DAYS
stay m Massachusetts. During his
absence tie work OF his desk viii be
loolse1 after by ". G. Fridiey, one OF the
veteran clerks who accompanied Gen
-r1. Humphrey ON the China JId
Philippine campaigns.
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examina ton mentioned last Sunday. but
the fact is that the colonel was ruled
out because he IS a class all by him
self.
The forty members OF the @. A. Z.
in the army division all participated 80
the parade TUESDAY
FREQ c. Frear, the "nimrod' Of the
army division. has been very success
ful IN. bsgging game during the present
hunting season.
A. B. Chstheld. formerly OF the army
division, now stationed at wichita,
Kan. is visiting friends in the city.
Judge c. NJ Tompkins, Of the board
of review. is away on sick leave.
Harry Hutton. Of the board Of re-
vleW, ls on annual leave.
Charles b. Wise. Of the board Of re-
view, has returned from his vacation.
NJ Y. Andrews, Of the board Of re-
view, Is on annual ,eave. visiting rcia-
lives In New York State.
l. c. stockton. of the board Of re-
view, IS on annual leave al his old
home in Illinois.
Y. NJ. Tucker. of the board OF re-
view, is spending his vacation IN Vir-
gInia.
Peter ". Blazier OF the special ex-
animation division, who has been dan
ge-cusly III with typhoid fever, is re-
ported 10 be out Of danger and improv-
ing rapidly.
William Mehns. OF he invalid section
board II review. has gone to his old
home h1 New Orleans, La. to attend
the Pythian reunion.
p. F. Schubert. Of the board OF re-
view. Is away on annual leave
James VI. To-bett. chief OF the files
Of the board OF review, IS visiting
friends IN Baltimore.
Charles Henderson. or the board o.
review. has returned from fishing
trip spent at Aults. Va
Charles Boyd. OF the Southern divI-
sion. is still doing nicely after his long
illness
Samuel II. Simpson. OF the Eastern
division. died very suddenly during the
absence of his family last week and ne
was laid 10 rest Ia Arlington.
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Personal Notes.

William r. r. Porter of the division
OF appointments has been away from
the commission since October g. and is
suffering from severe attack or mall
aria, at his home in Kamp Kildare, Nd.
Mr.. Porter's mother is nursing him dur
ing his illness.
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J. L. Jackson. an employe OF the Job
division proof room, has recovered from
a long spell of sickness and resumed
his duties ia the office.
E. A. VI. Lawson, recently assigned
10 the agricul ure division as a proof
reader. has been transferred 10 the IL
braTy division 10 work In the same ca
paciuy. Mr.. lawson has ROW fully re-
covered from an attack of typhoid fever
he suffered several weeks ago.
Harry Muligau. one. Of tue boys %
the foundry was made happy last week
by tHe arrival of his wife and children
from a several months visit in Penn
sylvania.
B. NJ. Connolly. assistant foreman OF
The job division. is on leave Of absence
r. +. Ward. Of The JOB division, has
started on his annual vacation.
William r. BoIten. employed as a
proofreader az the Library division since
the establishment OF that branch sew
eral years ago. has been transferred TO
The main office and assigned a desk in
the proof division Mr.. Bolton belongs
10 the efficient class OF foreign read
ers I'm the Office. reading DrofcientlY in
many different languages.
Daniel y Klapp is back to his du-
Ties in the job division. Mr.. and Mrs
KIapn have just returned from visit
in Ohio. and It tour of the Great Lakes
and Niagara Falls.
John c. Melis. the efficient general
utility man Of the job division. has re-
turned from a pleasant three weeks
vacation.
W. J Egbert, one of the imposers of
the lob division. has been granted leave
OF absence for TWO weeks
Thomas J. Fitzwiniams is back to
Eis machine i'm the job room after a
tour to New York. Boston. Montreal,
Toronto. Niagara Falls, and various
nearby summer resorts.
o. W. Swazfaber. machnist in charge
Of the battery OF linotypes in the job
division. is away on mis- first vacation
since his name became annexed TO Uncle
Sans $ pay roll. shorty" as ne is bet
yer known By the printing fraternity
from Maine 10 California, is one OF the
KentuCkiauS Of the old school. and VIII
visit the scenes of his childhood In the
Blue Grass State. During his absence
the linOtyp $ of the job room Will be
looked after by Machinist Daniel Clark
from the main plant.
Willis G. Brown. well-known proof
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For a Good Complexion
Health and Beauty.

OR Clear Eyes
IL Pure Complexion
~ Sweet Breath
IL Clean Tongue
Calm Nerves
Good Temper
Eat q Cascayet whenever you suspect
you need il. Czrry little Ioc Emergency
box constantly with you, in your Purse or
Pocket.
When do you need one2
When your Tongue IS coated
When you have Heartburn, Belching,
Acid Risings in Threat
When Pimples begin to peep out.
When your stomach Cnaws and
Burns.
That's the time to check coming ConstiP-
aHOn. Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
That's the time 10 take a Casearet.
One table, taken whenever you suspect
you need it will insure you against 90 per
cent Of all other ills likely TO attack you.
Casca-ets don't purge, don't weaken.
don't irritate. nor upset your stomach.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract and propel the Food naturally past
the little valves tha, mix Digestive Juices
with Food.
This stronger action produces greater
nutrition from food and perfect elimination
Of useless materials.
1t makes the blood purer. healthier and
more reconsructive, insuTing fine. clear
color and complexion.
Then carry the little ten-cent box cons
stantly with you in your purse. and take a
Cascaret whenever you suspect you need
it.
All Druggists sell them-over ten million
boxes year, for six years.
Be very careful to get the genuine.
made only by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany and never sold in Asiiiik Every tablet
stamped "CCC." m
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ingIy just treatment OF all making him
a marked man in the service. It is be-
heyed that his trouble Will be bat tenn
pOrsry and that Dee Will soon be back AZ
his desk