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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
WILL BURN THE AIR.

Coming generations. In order TO avoid
the starvation which actually threat
ems the world by the exhaustion oil the
earths fertilizers will probably burn
the air 20 make their daily bread. Prof.
Robert Kennedy Duncan tells in Har-
pers how this will be cone. and is al
ready being done in considerable mea-
sure in Germany, 1t brings nome tc
the reader a realization Of how near
and all his industry. This silent but
trem andous revolution has arisen In
Germany, and Is kept quiet among the
new industrialIsts because, rs Prof.
Duncal says. lit does not pay to tell"
In The next few years the small man
ufactIrer will wonder why he is de-
Stroycd. and 1t Will be because of his
Ignorance OF the new conditions. of
which the trusts are already aware.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
SPEAKING OF MOTHERS,

The cruel and malignant Dcseret
News says that Don Carlos W, Musser.
in writing a book about the present
day Mormonism and the present day
Mormon leaders, has cast a blot upon
the fair fame OF the mother who bore
him" Was ever a more Infamous In
suit uttered by british lips or ghoulish
pen than this? If 1t be true that Don
Carlos W. Musser has cast blot upon
his mothers name by renouncing the
faith which she believed when he was
born. then Charles w Penrosc. editor
of the Deseret News, has cast a blot
a foul hlot-upon the name OF his
mother; for he has departed from the
faith which his mother held when he
was born. Nearly all the long line of
the prophets, seers and revelators of
the Mormon church have cast similar
blots upon the fair names OF their
mothers, because the shining lights OF
the cult, up TO this generation, were
men who left other churches to join
themselves to Mormonism: and even
the young hierarchs OF today nave de-
parted from the Mormon faith as their
mothers understood st.
The bigoted and inhuman dragging
Of a mothers personality into an ar
gument Of this kind, is characteristic of
the Deseret News aI,d Gf the tyrannies
Of the Mormon church. They cannot
argue like men; they merely rend like
wild beasts. Don Carlos W Musser Is
man OF exquisite sensibility and OF
high intellect He has writ his name
large in all the contests in which he
has been engaged. His patriotism TO
his country is OF that exalted type
which adorrs history. His courage. hIs
patience I'm The midst of adversely, and
ostraclsm, and cruelty-a coordination
of things with which the Mormon hie-
rarchy surrounds such men as would
escape from their toils-all demon
state that be is of superior type. He
is able TO make ns own battle with
the News upon any field whore an hon
orable man may enter. And the News.
knowing this, with a ghoulishness such
as would eft that system OF Chinese
injustice where the relative is made to
suffer for the crime of the really guilty,
shields itself behind the pret"nse that
in opposing the crimes of tho Mormon
hierarchy. Mr.. Musser is making con-
turely for the mother at whose breast
he was sucked.
Talking about mothers. the editor of
the Dsseret News might say something
In behalf Of his own children and their
moth srs. Ee might repeat to the world
just now, with great nppositeness, the
testimony which he gave before the
Committee on Privileges and Elections
Of the United States, to the eject that
he was living with two women, neither
one Of whom was his legal wife.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
MHERE RABIEs SWIM.

'I shall spend tde winter in Samoa.
said traveller. 1t Is always summer
there. There the babies swim.
Can you imagine q quAinter, a
more charming sight than a host of
babies, none over 2 years old, laughing
and Growing and swimming like fish
In pools of clear sea water
You viii see this sight I'm Samoa.
Samoan women believe sea baths ben
EFT babies, and In that equable cli-
mate they battle their little ones daily
the year around.
THE youngsters soon learn TO swim,
They can swim before they can walk.
And 10 see these pretty brown
bebie5 swimming In the sea Is we'll
worth a 5000-mlle trip to Samoa,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
SPECIFY THE GRIMES.

An Occasional Correspondent" asks
The Tribune to demand from the Desc
ret News a specification concerning the
"other crimes" besides drunkenness
which IL charges. by It's approving quo
tations. against the witnesses who. hav-
Ing left the church, testified before the
Senate Committee on Privileges and
Elections.
This is a good demand. The Deseret
News is the official organ OF the Nor
mon church. 1t has republished from
other papers, with every possible mark
OF Endorsement. the charge that the
apostates who were witnesses In the
Smoot investigation were dismissed
from the Mormon church for drunken
ness and other crimes; and It has not
hesitated to convey repeatedly by innu-
endo, and sometimes by direct language,
testifying against the church (indicnt-
ing unmistakably those same witnesses)
were cut off from the church for gross
immoralities. An Occasional Corre-
spondent" is right In saying that the
Deseret News should specify the par
ticular crimes which were committed by
those witnesses. When were the crimes
perpetrated? When did the church find
out that these men were criminals?
How long did the church protect them
in their crime? How much did they
pay per annum to purchase immunity
from the church, Let US have all the
facts, Mr.. Deseret News. Let us learn
what kind OF a crime il is for which
accommodation is considered Il pen
atty. Not murder, surely-because. ac-
cording To tho record murderers have
been protected in the Mormon church
after their crimes were known, Not
Observation-Disclosures cmbeZ eZzlorS hav.
been protected In the Mormon church.
Not yioIators of the moral law-because
these are the men who are I'm chief au-
thority, and protect themselves by pro-
tectinG other criminals
1t Ia not fair to the world TO leave
this question In doubt. The Deseret
News, II II had one spark of decency,
ought to tell what particular crimes
the witnesses against the church I'm the
Smoot investigation had committed in
order to provoke their excommunica-
tion-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
Various Matters
FLOWERS FOR EVENING WEAR.

FLOWERS FOR EVENING WEAR.
Large flowers used slngly or smaller
ones thickly displayed arc In vogue
just now, as being newer than gar
lands or sprays. Roses gre general Ia
vorites, chiefly In dark red. pale pink
or deep cream or yellow, any or these
three colors forming q lrost happy con
trast with all black. pale blue ana
white or cream gowns. Parma ylolets
look also exceedingly We. In conJunc-
tion With the above colors. and with
pale pink with mauve or pale green.
Just rs in anything relating TO dress,
with a little thought and taste 1t Is
easy to obtain the maximum effect out
OF lower decorations. For instance,
ilowers should In most cases be chosen
preferably Of a darker color than the
dress they decorate rcd flowers VIII
look better on a white frock than white
blowers on red one,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
THE POETS DILEMMA.

Roy Farrell Greene.
I've been for at least ten years, in verse.
AdmirinS golden curls;
Though tho songs were vapid, and oft
times worse,
They fitted so many girls
Whose hearts. for the moment / sought
to win
But Fortune has thrown me down!
It's to Dorothy now that my hopes i pin,
And Dorothy's curls are brown,
I'll ALLEVIATE all of the other girls
IL / sing OF the charms untold
That hallow a cluster OF chestnut curls "
I've said all that OF the gold
I've sung of sunbeam's being caught.
And of wearing "a halo crown"
But can I now? All. perish the thought!
For Dorothy's curls are brown.
| can't insist that I wrote for pclf.
For rs known that my verse rang
true
Although a court may reverse itself
For n poet that course won't do
And I'm fearful some verse 10 her may be
shown
tThere's scores OF them here in town.
So yellow" that Dorothy won't condonc.
Since Dorothys curls are brown!
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
WOMEN.
London PunCh.
members

London Punch.
Women are born. not made.
There is only one kind of women
namely, women.
Against the eternal feminine the daily
male has no chance at all.
Schopenhauer did not approve OF wo-
men, Women did not approve of Scho-
penhauer.
The chief topics of conversation In fe-
male society are husbands and SER
wants. The distinction seems arbitrary.
and doubtless Is seldom drawn,
Those whom the gods love q. e., Ia
dies of the chorus) dye young.
The popular Idea that women have no
sense OF humor is quite mistaken. They
marry us.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
WHAT SHE REMEMBERED.

Now, Mrs. Jones" said the prose-
cutting attorney to the witness, will
you tell us what Mrs. Smith said just
before the shooting?
Mrs. Jones-Oh, that was so long ago
that | can't remember what she did
say. But she wore plum colored
dress, with n bolero coat and applique
on the revers And she wore turban
hat with pompon on the left side, and
as ] am under oath / tell you now that
IL was a fright. Her skirt was made In
seven cores with a long flounce-
But here the prosecuting attorney
succeeded In breaking in on the line.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
JOURNALISM IN JAPAN.

International Review. Toxic.
Here for the first time a cosmop
adventure Is discussed In this co,
Some may discover deficiencies a
paper and we suggest them kind
point out important omission. a
have no imparti9liry toward any
ticular country, II is accepted
where, and II is not at all surp
that this leads into some pheno
importance. We are. indeed, ener
impressive and nervous, and your
pathy should fall upon this poor
who put aside his usual task \
bureau of information to finish Y
pamphlet for the time OF publican!
Is not usual to examine the back
as we go along In writing. Ther
slips of the pen. and In many case
lation OF the grammar, while our
readers should excuse such wne
manuscripts are written at the n
sixty miles an hour,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
T opiics of the D,
TABLOID MILK

fittsburs Dispatch
The Cornell cxpcrimenter uh
discovered the process for
milk TO powder which can ~
convenience of the consumer \.
yerted back into milk again hv III
dition or new water will ~ ~. W
makes good In actual practico ~
duce domestic revolution
Think what changes may sou.
ability to produce milk powder
alfalfa fields Of Colorado-or an,
remote agricultural region-and
I'm the form OF powder to p,,,-d
When shippers no longer haya .j
freight on the water in their nus
VIII not have to pay so much ~
water in railroad stocks UndaS
regime the milkman's occur. NJ
be gone and the vagrant csts
for Illicit breakfasts viii he
diminished. The iceman's tvran
not be fortified by the fear that
milk will spoil. and the milk ,nsns
positions Will be lost to the poIit,
This is not saying. though. thai n,
tors of the milk powders thsnf
may not be needed, Each famis'
regulate its supply OF milk fat 4
self and do It's own watering 10 a.
own taste.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
EXPLAINS EPIGRAMs.

George Bcrnnrd ShdW TIT N9dTT0H-
l told O lie accidentally on the plat
form at Wakefield the other day. a
workman corrected me afterward In
private conversation, l assured him
that IL was pure ignorance on my part
"Oh." he said. with n slightly disap-
pointed air, didn't you know We
thought II was one OF your epigrams.'
] think this shows "a remarkable in
sight on the part Of a poor man into
the true nature OF most modern cpl
grams.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Just to show the Government that
the refusal to pay him a witness fee of
Sl5 Will not affect him materially. Mr..
Glove can save that amount by riding
home In day coach
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Young Johnson was expelled from the
l.. d. S. University for writing poetry.
When there was a better reason for not
tolerating him in the institution. as he
has not for some time paid tithes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

IL is conceded that the city has a
right to water three miles below the
mouth of the conduit. and OF course the
Morrisites who bought 1t are not to
blame II II will not run up hill.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
About w omen
OUTDOOR EXERCISE.

Kate Cpson Clark In Lcslie's Weekly,
But walking tires me too much. The
doctor says l must not be long at time
on my feet" The handsome woman
who made this remark WAS Ave feet slS
inches tall and weighed 2Os pounds. She
had carriages and automobiles, and
never walked a step when she could
help II. Ashamed OF her size, and de-
termined to present a fashionable ap-
pearance, she laced herself horribly. II
was more eXcusable in her than In most
women, but one could well understand,
after looking at her small waist and
shocking amplitude above and below
the aistline, why she could not bear
her weight on her feet. Apparently
born with n stronger constitution than
most women, and intended by nature TO
be robust and healthy, she had been
petted and induleed by her wealthy
husband, and had neglected wholesome
exercise until she had entirely lost the
grace Of figure which had distinguished
her In girlhood Then disease had set
in-the heart, stomach. kidneys simply
could not keep their places and do their
work under the strain of her "armor
sided" clothing and the increase of her
adipose tissue. She spends most of her
time in bed and is under the constant
care of a doctor. With four beautiful
children, she is able TO zee almost moth
Ing OF them, She suffers pain almost
continually, and takes tons of medicine.
There are thousands OF we'll do
women In America who are more or less
like this one, The blessed ''housework.'
which is the most wholesome exercise
In the world, is handed over by them to
servants. 1t spoils hands and finger
nailo but il brightens the complexion,
iH done under right conditions, and
vastly improves the general health,
The teacher. the ste0ographer, the
seanstress-all who pursue a sedentary
occupation-cannot usually do much
houseWorlt Some Of them find tho mod
crate use of a wheel good for them, but
the vast majority, especially OF middle
aged and elderly women, must rely
chiefly upon walking for the auickening
outdoor breath
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Gen. Geoghegan may find several
things to confirm his suspicion that the
sugar trust controls intermountain fac
tories
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
TACKLE THE BIG JOB FIR

Louisville Courler-Jourral.
One of the strongest objections
new and so-called simplified sys'
spelling Is that il IL more dino
learn than the difficult system n'
vogue. Such words as TN
Through" and the like. which ~
spoilers are attacking first, are p
so simple that 10 alter them Is 70
plicate them. II it Is Just aps<
and imperatively necessary tha'
language shall be rebuilt, why
the architects tackle some iaree
graphical varmlnts that the a'
person cannot spell without his'
sulting a dictionary?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
WHIST AND SOLITAIRE

Kansas City Journal.
mo. I can't play whist To-Day
an Enid lady sorrowfully. when
to toia a game the other aa'
played a game OF solitaire TINS
ing and IL wouldn't come out ril
| know that I would have no /.
whist today. / never play %his'
| have been unlucky at soiitaiI
| always play In luck when tn
talre game has been all rlSn,.
IS quite the fashion among WIS
crs. to try their luck at game
taire, and. II successful, they ~
meet GOOD hands ct whist.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
P1sKy HABIT EVEN IN X

RISKY HABIT EVEN IN kA
Abilene Reflector.
The habit OF keeping bunches
bills I'm shoe boxes In bedroom
up to s22, 900 is not to be comliea' sn
is unsafe to keep over $zV'eVV
house. though doubtless many
farmers grow careless through hs
their Increasing wealth anu
realize how large a sum tney ns
hand. II Is a good plan for or
count their money every "een
and deposit all above sEo'ooV y
good bank.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

In about a week now. several aspir-
ants for the apostleship will have rea-
son to think that the hierarchy is not
getting revelations from the right
source.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Though jury has indicated that 1t Is
right to sell diseased pork, few. If any.
butchers will avail themselves of the
privilege. as such pork IS rather scarce,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Adjutant-General Naylor is certainly
showing some qualifications for the diff
ficult job of getting along harmoniously
with the commander-in-ch chief
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
THE CONTINUING HORSE

lilb LIN lAN IlNG HORSE q
Brooklyn Eagle.
The horse car does not d,ss
from Manhattan so rapidly as d
prophesied that It would when :.
traction came In This city Ia j
licvc, the only important one h.
world that keeps to the mode al
sit OF twenty years ago. Seye1
the lines in Manhattan, much us
Brooklynltes. who cross from viii
burg, are still equipped with nrx
plugs, and the man who has a ~
erable Journey to make by their 4
supplies himself with food and re
matter for n day when he embay
the morning For 4. Is sIngula,
that, rather than walk q block or
thousands Of people submit TO rId
the antiquated vehicles that ga iIn
up and down the streets, their
guilty of motion contrasting
with the fierce impatience Of the
sengers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

When Mr.. Howell looks at Senator
Smoct's seat. Brother Smoot should be
too good a judge of human nature to
be surprised If he detects an expression
of yearning
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Having been denied n Government
prepared to heartily agree with the
man who said that republics were un-
grateful.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Utah's Senators must think the Pres
lent very unfair to blame them for the
way they voted on the Philippine sugar
BILL when they had to vote that way.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Prof. Paul's idea seems TO be that his
students positively must not attack
young Johnson unless they wish to do
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Morrisitcs know that the city secured
Big Cottonwood water rights, and they
can prove II by the vouchers for SIS, 900
paid for them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

This year however, the city authori-
ties are unreasonable enough 10 prefer
the views of a lawyer on legal ques-
tions to those of Mr.. Fernstrom,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
THE FIRST ANILINE DYE.

London Telegraph,
1t is fifty years ago since william
Henry Perkin extracted from coal tar
the first OF the aniline dyes-'mauve."
The Jubilee OF that event is about TO be
celebrated and honor done TO the dis
cOVercr T.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
A yELKUM CHANJ

Detroit Free Press.
I'm at the botum OF my klas
RekaHs 7 kanot spell;
But soon I'll be on top yu bet
An I'll sta there as well.
They're going To chanj the spelling rules
An make our lessuns lite
An those who're rite then Will be ronK
An those who're rong be rite.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
THE AMERICAN TYPE OF MA
Minneapolis Journal,

hlHnehpplN douIHhlr u
Prof. Edward a. Ross of the UnI
sity of Nobrask uses the term
American breed" to describe what
calls q distinct type Of man-the
less, strenuous people so different
the easy-going types Of Europe. Z
are reasons why our immigrants al
become nervous and energetic In a
two genera tiona, but Prof. Ross Z
TO think that the restlessness is nd
qulred here, but is tho reason why
types left Europe America Ia n
fore wedding out the energetic
from Europe-they are selected.
turesome natures and constitute 4
Whatever the reason Is, the ~
fairly distinct and the chances ard
much Of our prosperity is due pan
our energy and not altogether d
tariff.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

or course. a wealthy man in the
apostleship could be useful in showing
the church how 10 invest tithe-money
in his enterprises.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
ETIQUETTE.

Kansas city Journal
The Edmond (Okla.) Enterp.
presses great regret because ~
the society bellies of its town 10 AZ,
seen cleaning their teeth on ~ ~
porch. and says with autnoiss
this should be done In their
Lnro -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
Saturday, March 81, 1905

ITtah's delegation seems to be able to
induce the President to do almost any
thing by protesting against IT,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
FROM THE IOK KEMAKER

A smart young fellow called out to a
farmer who was sowing seed I'm his
field. We'll done, old fellow; you SOW,
l reap the fruits"
Maybe you Will" said the farmer.
for I'm sowing hemp. Harper 5
Weekly,
The New Minlster-You know Mrs.
Scharley pretty we'll, don't you-does
she do much for the poor?
Mrs. Devoutley-Oh. my. yes, Why,
only last week she paid out more than
two hundred dollars for a dress 10 wear
at the charity ball-Brooklyn Life.
You know, Emile dear"
What Emile' You mean Charles
'Of course. how stupid ] am.
thought today was Wednesday. lie
Rire.
How long do you think a person can
live on love- asked youth seriously.
Just as long as his money lasts"
was the older mans reply.-Detroit
Free Press.
Tom-How's our old friend Dick?
Harry-Don't speak OF him-poor fell
low.
Tom-What-is he dead?
Harry-Worse than that
Tom-Heavens, What has happened
to him?
Harry-He's run off with my wife,
La Vida Galante,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

The Senate has spent $4,000 in the
Smoot case, and Senator Smoot would
be sorry 10 see II lose him, also.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

Fernstrom is sure that Big Cotton
wood water owners conveyed rights TO
the city, as they told him so,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31

II lis gathered from the remarks Of
the members OF the Utah delegation
that their relations with the President
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-31
NATURES EXPLANATl

Puck .Afc<
Miss Rosensteln-He says nn ,hsr'
me is a burning passion p'o
most lovers grow thin vie y"
a-growing fatter, .s bs n
Her Mothcr-Vell. peihap' ="
handing nit der heat