The Minneapolis journal., 1906-11-25
The Dress Suit Case Parade
4 S George leaving Town?
By A. Frank Taylor.

= George is going to Old DR.. Goose
to have his suit pressed-That is all.
George holds Dress Suit Case Pa
rade once every Week. .sa
For George has to put up the Swell
Front in his Business-and he has Two
Suits to Back up his Brave Bluff
And4if George ever misses his Week
ly visit to Old DR., Goose-if he has to
wear the Same Suit Two Weeks in
Rapid "Suction - It goes into the
Colored Minstrel Business right away
the Coat Collar gets the Yaws-what-
ever that ls-and spreads away from
Georges neck. The Left Lapel decides
form-which is not far wrong-and
tries to Break away-while the Sleeves
twist and look knock kneed-and the
Trousers droop sad-eyed at the Knees.
Then's when George sees the Boss
look at him Slantwise-
And those Slantwise Chances u.s.
ually presage Heavy Dip in the price
of Georges Salary.
It costs George about the price of a.
Good Suit every year to keep up his
Swell Front
And have the proper creases in his
Coats looking as though they were made
for Him-and not for his Uncle Bill
who owns a Farm up Country and
doesn It care Gosh Darn about Clothes
anyhow:
And it 's all because Georges suits
were cut wrong in the First Place-and
made wrong in the Second Place.
And were So rShapeless and Pecu-
liar that even the Woman who Scrubbed
self into a Convulsion when she saw
them. -.,
But the Man who made George g
Suits wasn't going to rip them ali up
and make them over again-Not if he
knew it. =
For that would cost him too much
!, Money
He simply handed them over to Old
Doctor Goose-The Hot Flat Iron.
And, in the Wink Of an Eve almost,
the Peculiar Curves were pressed out
Here and There-the extra Cloth was
Shrunken in where it was needed-and
the Tight Places Stretched out.
And behold Georges suits looked as
it they had been properly cut and prop
& erly made-as if they had Sha pc
4 Style and Fit i" T.:
They looked the Part of Real Clothes
all Right
But the ttMake believe'' Shape
Style and Fit faded away in a mi ghty
& short time after he bought 'em.
And George soon commenced his weekly Dress
Suit Case Parades to Old DR.. Goose. .
Now. we're telling you about George and his
Dress Suit Case Parade
Because nearly 80 per cent Of all Clothes are
rsimpIy faxed into shane by the Hot Flat Iron
+ Old DR.! Goose-as Georges were
And because we make Sincerity Clothes'
Which are NOT merely pressed into shape
Burt which are honestly Shaped by the Needle.
Every defect in Sincerity Clothes is care
fully investigated and permanently adjusted
by genuine needle work instead of the cheap
and temporary Flat Iron. II
Sincerity Clothes' will fit we'll and hold
their Shape with one-ffth the 'Dress Suit Case
Parade business another suit needs to look
And to fellows who hravely want to keep up
the .'Swell Front this feature is a considera-
tion. 81
Therefore, if you want to drop out of the
Parade and wear clothes that are sincerely
and Honestly well made from cutting to finish
Ing, look for the label of the Sincerity Cloth
iers on Your next slit or overcoat. -
Your u.,to-date local dealer will carry "Sin-
cerity Clothes.' ,- f,-r o.. -. - -
The label reads this way: