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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
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Welul cii Munn ein l%icbcu0eS, alls
teS 6rnucnbcr5 lcin cigelt nelllI,
ioIl CT cS lid) itcta ju rrbolteu i%uiiicu.
Ger Gboroftcr Der Srnn lit glciI
@ad)a IN Der Sono oeS WonlteS. So.
nnd) fam Der Ntomu lid oenielbcn
bilbcL rcip, 5iebcn; DAB Gin gutter
Gbcmunu audi cil gutter 6alllilicn.
batter lit, liegt iuobl flor uilf Der
Sano unO broltdlt nid)t crit crortert
at ipcroeu. SO mill id) in fnr5cm
Hcin Nllles III glllcm Ioiicn:
Gin gutter G9emann ioll lein,
3llporfommen0 Sitnl @cibd)cn leiil;
limo Sicb nnb Sreit, ouS limo Soupss
laden!
Gr lol llidltp 8oogooaitgcn" mad)enl
Hedlt ipariom, ood) llidlt geiiig bel,
0ei'm 9icr iebod, CT m1big ici. =
gsemu nal nid,t GtmaS red)t getbait,
9tad)iid)tig, alS ueruiinit'gcr Murll.
81 oieiem gbemom-Grtrntt
@ebort nod Brciinolidlfcit unb Sdft;
Cab ileiBig or unb Itreblam 1T,
Sebt man porouS bod gun5 gciuiE;
StctS oifcit. mobr, iii ieilem Dellfen,
@irb ibnt bic Srou &ertraueil Itlen.
fen.
lltlo tbcilen nut ibr Srcllo unO Seio.
Sem Ser5 ibr goil5 Die Seimo.b
bellt. -
&enm Tics Elm Mann bclibt, il
ipettc,
Scr bat Damn aud lie Sran, he
nettc! -
IoS mare 10 oie aIlid,t mritt.
Sic II gutter Gbcmann iol ieilt!
Srau 0crtrm0S tcffenS.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20

iuoroen lit uno oir9(ntmorten 5ci9en,
oob Die oclltid)e Sprode in iueitelt
areiien scr %creiui0tcn Stootcn nit
erircllid)cr @emorlotbeit 9cbauobubt
miro. Sicr cini0e Stihprobcn, bic
ultf'S @crotbcwobl berousge9riffcn
limo. 81 Nle mo 6romneu rnicrcr
Sclcr:
@clde Gi9cu d oitcn mub
Gin outer Gbcmom bclibcn2
Mcincr Nnlid)t nod:
Sin ionni9cS @emiitb.
Gin licbcuoHc@ NcrG
limo eincu Ielten mGnnlid)en Gba-
rutter. f...t.
Conn miro er I'M Stonrc iciL iid)
0ua @lild iciHta &ouicH II. Die Siebc
mo bo1 &crtrnuCn lcIlcr 6ron 81
crholte1.
Srou &cnrictto s.. 2 d) III st.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
@clhc @i0cnidoitc mllG

&cIhc GiGcn dl a ten mil6
Gin gutter Gbcnlom bciiBcn? Gic0
III luohl cine nid)t 10 lctg ld)rucrc
Sro0c. Gent eincl Wnnn nit al.
len Observation-Disclosures 9icbt es nid)t.
Nclu Gin Mnnm gut, trcit mo .ilcis
Big lit, lit olld) mobl id)oll cir gutter
GbCnlunM lcrti9. Mbcr nebcnbct
nlod)tc id) aud nod onoerc GiNeil-
id)oftcn n%liiibrcn: Gin Wolm nllB
licb icir, obcr ltiht 81 liebcnSmilr-
ol0, beru boS bot nid)t jcbc Srolt
NCrn; CT nllib lid audi ltid)t INNER
IN, Nroucrlun9cIegeubcitcn nlld)er;
CT tnnll Der Srnu jluor aud in biclelt
neutrality-suspicious. SIR Scitc ltcbcll; CT
lpll ibr o6cr bicrill fcill @ebictcr lcin,
10 lpcnig, luic CT lid bon lciner 6rul
ctluo9 III lciuc WeldGIic binciit re-
0cu Inlicn mill; CT muB Der Srau an
Octlt ilbcrlcgclt lclll, ca tic ubcr llid)t
bel lc0cr @clcacnbclt nlerfcn laIlciL
Dos 5ciQt feincn ihoncn Gborottcr;
CT mus ipnrium ieil, obcr sic Spar.
iomtcit llid)t bis 5lmr @ei5 treibcrt;
CT nlllB cIgCll mo nttllrut lcill, ohri
obcr olld) oieica uid)t bis 5ltr TllB-
llld)t trclbcll; or oorf rolld)ell II. gel.
ltiuC WCtrGllfc III lidl ucbllelt, ohcr
audi oiclc0 ion CT id, lid;t -5nr @c.
luohl,bcit niod)en, iorlt miro eS lcid)t
ilbcrtriebcn. Sot cin Wonll olc oic.
ic Gigcnidoitcn. 10 brolld)t or llid)t
reid oocr idon III icin; Der iili0ct
ilbcroll cine cute Iroli, bic i'm SIT
miiroidcn wcib Sn Der @oiinu1g,
OoB id, cillcn iold)cll bcfonnnlc, Der
blcibc idI bod)ndtllngSuoll
Is. GGlcr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
SpGtcite Sdiiisnadridtem.

2i5arb, Is. 6cbr.-Vaiiirt: Ser
Gampier .8bciu" (uon 9tcUsYorf)
nah bremen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
altr5um: men Iann mill id), nidt
cinen 8ed
Mit &opf mo Ser5 am rct)tcn 8ief.
Mauerb | ii nj d) cit.

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Mauerb ii nj d) cit.
@clhc @igenih q item ioll
Gin gutter Gbemunn
bei,iscn?
Gin a~utcsyScib. Ooa inert Dir feir,
@iu nit Germnit bebuloclt iciil.
Sbr biegiam 5er5 nIiBbrnudc ilift,
@cil idluodeS @erfjeitg lcidlt ser.
brid)t.
Mudlt irgeno 'luoS\ ben aopi Cir
traue,
@oB e@ an 2eirem Mcib nidlt nnS.
Sonit lei 8ein sSiile, 8ein @ebot,
Ger Wonn lit Ser, oodb nidlt 3eipol
Serlnug' nid)t Naes 5lt gellnii,
I'll icblit, luoritm nttt audi Die
Srnu?
@cnn Gid Gos @cib I'M @elo all.
lpridlt
llno lie bcoori'S. 10 fInlrrc niht.
@cb' nift SIT piel iiir Bier itctS aus,
SoIt 3eitpertrcib gelul0 5l Soils.
9ei Nnbern iparc Sd)neid)cIci,
1cin cigen @cib onS Soditc lei.
0atteit nit Icineml 9Scib 2m Strcit,
Sci 5im Gergciicn id)nell bcreit.
0cod,tc SicS. Oaltn lueht inns Melt
&ciu rulbcr @ilto. GicS holtc ieit.
Nid)tS filr UNCUT
Srnit Mcdurt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
Mrrthc McNnftinnl

@trtbc HC0oftionl
Sir iroQcu: &cldlc GiDenld)oftcl
nulb cin outer gbcntonn b%ciiBcn?
Mo, id) Ocntc: Gn9cl tonn man
molcn obCr lcbcnOiNe nid)t,
Sruu NJ oric Stcin + q d.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
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Gin 0utcr GhemannH
Gin nMom," Dies &ort rid)tig be
font mo rihtiN p%eritonocn, pereillt
olc glten Gi9cllid,oiten IN lid. Mcit
Sotcr mar ciu gonjcr Wtonn!
Sd 0enfc, oieic puor @ortc iino
1l1r5enber mo unpcrg0nglid,er. ul$
Die l1n9itc Hcoe, mo id bin ltol5.
mid lcine cpig onllfbnrc Sodter
ncnnen III Oitrfcn.
Srou Sobonnu y thcr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
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0Qtttpn
&cld)c Gi1cnldloitel nlllB cin GIT
ter Gbcnlnnn bciiben?
Die Antpprt: @cr Gin gutter Che.
ntorl lit, bot icirc 0lltcn Gi0cnidloi-
tC1; ourlm lit or cin 9llterGbcmonn.
Sruu Sricou &ube.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20
@crtbc &crrcn.

U I Ut VT 7 IT
Sin Mann, Dem lCin Mcib Sicbc,
.,u)tltl0 Ii. %crtroucn ld)crfcn toln,
bciibt ollc 9llten Gi9cuidoitclL. Die
cincm Gbcnnnne notbi9 limo, oenn
bicie brci @ortc iilo OnS SuHbument
mo Der Gditcin elmer glltcn II. 9liid-
Iid)cn Gbc. Grgcbenit "
Mario 9rauer.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20

MaS Elm 9uter DEM Il II II
iii Gigcn d) item bu6cn
muB?
Gic Miles, umioiicubc,
Die cluig beglilfenoe.
Die grpBmiitbig p%er5cibcnOc,
Ad)tlung g%ebietcnoe.
Nuiopicru0c. trereite Sicbc,
Hur loH cS leill.
Tcnn III ser Yiebr perciri1t lid onS
Sod,lte INTO %Grboberitc, obne JIG fam
tcinc Che gcid)loiieu mo nit ibr
feline 9cid)leocn iein.'
Snhunnu Suthcr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-02-20

Cine 70 SABRE altc " / +
ne. Die ANS Griobrun0 iprldlt,"
id)rcibt:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
suppertinr the Candidnte.

As a specimen Of what candidates for
parliamentary honors in England have
occasionally to put up with from their
supporters the following little incident
is worth recording:
Visiting a north country colliery dur
Ing the mems dinner hour. certain
candidate was advised by his agent to
ask "old Ben a supporter who hap
pened to work at the pit, to say a few
words to his mates.
After some little persuasion the old
man agreed to address his fellow work
men on the candidates behalf. and this
is what he said:
"Weel, mates, I amt a-goin ter tell
We as we've gotten a real straight, fair.
honest candidate. You knows as well
as does as theer amt no SIGH thing as
an honest politician breathin'. How
sumever. I've heard both candidates,
and I've picked out wot think is the
best Of a sorry pair! Ye'd better vote
for him, chaps! This" indicating the
by no means comfortable candidate
this is i'm
That was oil.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
Are You xervous9

The man or woman suffering from
nervousness sio1ld seek the compan-
ionship Of healthy persons free from
nervousness. The meals ought to be
eaten very slowly. All ordinary by
gienic rules are to be obeyed. Will ex-
erelses are good. The nervous person
must. TO use a figure OF speech, spring
out of the warm, nervous bed and
plunge into the cold bath of effort.
The thing be breads doing is the very
one he should do. One excellent plan
FOR nervous men and women Is to at
tend a good theater and watch the de-
meanor Of some SELF possessed actor or
actress. Let them study that demeanor
and try to initiate It. 1t will be some
thing for them TO do when attacked BIZ
a nervous spell. It will be found bet
ter than buttoning or unbuttenirg
gloves or indulging IN any other of the
purposeless acts so common to the
nervous.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
{. ". LAwRENcE. Pro5,iefOr
Canrice. Of Di.rneli.

In one Of his books of biographical
"reminiscences Augustus J. c. Hare
gives the following illustration Of the
caprices OF Disraeli:
One day while dining out a lady Of
fered him the mustard.
81 never take mustard" replied the
statesman in his sepulchral voice.
"Oh, don't you?" replied the lady.
NO" continued Dizzy" in his most
solemn tones. There are three things
1 have never used. / have never touch
ed mustard. / have never had a watch,
and 1 have never made use Of an UNI.
brella."
well" replied the lady, Il can I'M
derstand the mustard-that is a mere
matter of taste-but surely going with
out the other things must have been
sometimes rather inconvenient?'
And why should l want them:" con-
tinued Disraeli. 81 live under the shad-
ow of Big Ben, and there is a clock in
every room of the house of commons.
so that cannot possibly require a
watch, and as l always go about in a
closed carriage l can never want an
umbrella"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
stone Forests.

Stone forests are found in various
parts Of the world. In many cases
they are hardened By some popularity
Of the atmosphere and are foCnl stand
Ing just as they were when clothed
with green foliage thousands of years
ago. The Little Colorado river. in
Arizona. has long been famous as
locality for such finds. At one place
moro than 1,5OO cords Of solid stone
tree trunks. sections. limbs and logs
were found by the government sur
veyors. Most of them were silicifed,
many seven to ten feet in diane
ter and from twenty to eighty feet
in height. Biologists say that the
petrifed trees of the little Colora-
do were once covered with mari over
1000 feet iH depth. Some Of the trees
have been changed to, jasper and have
assumed various hues: others resemble
opal, and when broken open the core
is often found lined with crystals Of
the most beautiful tints.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12

Uncle Rufus was one of the calnest
and most equable fof mortals. Nobody
had ever seen him excited o. impatient.
But there came time that tried him.
The furnace In the basement OF his
mousse was working badly. He had been
experimenting with new variety Of
coal, in which there was considerable
proportion of slack" and it did not
seem to be burning. He threw open
the door Of the furnace, thrust the end
OF long poker deep into the smolder-
ing mass and stirred it up vigorously,
The result was startling. A fierce
burst Of fame and smoke came forth,
not only enveIoping Uncle Rufus, but
blowing out the hue caps in the rooms
above and filing the house with SCOT
and ashes.
In the midst Of the exeif cement Uncle
Rufus came Up from the basement with
his usual slow and regular step. His
face was black with CRIME, his eye
brows and eyelashes were singed to
crisp. and what was left of his hair
and beard was sight to behold.
he went to a mirror and took good
look at himself.
Wal" he said slowly and deliber-
ately, Il was needing shave an a
hair cut anyway"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12

An art critic says of Vereschagin's
war pictures: The greater number of
the artists pictures were extremely
poor as art, many Of them rising not
above peep show value, and not a few
are utterly insincere. VereSchagin de-
clared publicly that the chief value Of
his pictures was their faithfulness to
scenes witnessed by himself. yet he de-
picted in Blowing From Guns In Brit
ish India respectable Mohammedans
being slaughtered by British soldiers in
uniforms of today, though nothing of
the kind has occurred since the mu-
tiny. He showed the Entry Of the
Prince Of Wales into an Indian city
in the blazing sunlight, though the Of
fetal artist who accompanied the king
says that through a delay the entry
was accomplished by night The paint
er himself admitted to me that the pic
tuPe of the British soldier left to die
and tester alone in the jungle original
~ represented Russian soldier, but
was altered on account Of the anger of
the late czar.-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
Rrenlinr II Gcnt1r.

The greatest error that a father cen
make is to omit to note the year that
Is at the top Of the current almanac
and to forget that his sons grow oI'pr
each year The father who thinks bis
nineteen-yeay-old son is still a child IS
liable to get a shock.
BEG pardon. father" says the lad
who wishes to break the news gently.
"but do you mind if bring a friend a
to supper this EVENING""
''I'll think it over. my boy"
For a little music
Does your friend sing;"
HAS a beautiful voice. says the nd
enthusiastically; like a nightingale
'OhP' with incredulity. What agtF
About my own age. father"
well. you can bring your frieai'
but, mind, it's not to be made a precN
dent. / don't want the house overr1
with them. And no staying late
She'll go back to her mothers ut TO-
"Sher'
Its a young lady I've been fond 1t
for some time. father" blurts out tls
lad, "and we are going to get married
SOON London Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
jim MES
COOK
D. BE ". SARGENT

"COme in said Jimmie Caswell. a
little embarrassed. You see, the place
isn't fixed up very well, but 1 haven't
had any one to attend to things for
week"
Help is hard to get" admitted Grace
Gorham.
But I'm very lucky" commented
Jimmie, regarding the brown hair that
peeped under the dainty hat. He al
ways had liked brown.
Now, about my place said the girl
briskly. How much do you psyT'
-Four dollars a week" said Jimmie
promptly. I pay you a certain sum
for expenses. and you End all material.
It's better that way than having to
come to me all the time for money"
But isn't that very little, even for a
beginner!" she asked.
That's the regular price" assured
Jimmie. -Four dollars a week and $40
for supplies"
II never would use all that" she
gasped. Il don't suppose you will need
more than a couple OF dollars a week.
'Oh, yes. you will" declared jim
mic. The last girl couldn't get along
with that, even. She used to touch me
for more every Friday regularly: never
could imagine what she bought with
It."
''She must have been very hard on rib
bons, Sc suggested Miss Gorham. Some
iris are EVpn af that Eba shouIdn't
use up $40 worth"
''what hare the ribbons to do with
the expehse2" asked Jimmie curiously.
''She couldn't spend II for paper" ex-
planned Miss GOrham. You could not
possibly use more than a box a week.
The ribbons are about all else she had
TO get"
''Oh. no." he interrupted. 'She had
to get bread and meat and things like
that"
Miss GOrham rose, her face a bright
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
Ancient &C Of the Maee.

The ancient use Of the mace intro
Auces us to a remarkable instance OF
ecclesiastical casuistry. The clergy was
forbidden to shed blood, and as thus
the sword was inhibited this might
have been thought sufficient to keep
them from the battlefield. But not so.
They adopted the mace. Though they
could not cut a mans throat. yet might
they break his head So Bishop Ohio,
half brother Of William. fought along
side Of the conqueror at the bitter bat
tie Of Hastings with great effect, the
brothers being. as you may say, "a pair
Of nutcrackers. Notes and Queries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
Delicate Question of Service.

"Bah Jove, old fel, I was wanting to
see you. you know / had just had my
man call you up at your apartments,
but got no answer. Not home, sup
pose:"
"0h. yes. deah boy. But, you know,
my man doesn't like to answer the
phone when am theah myself. He
says it puts him too much in the light
Of & serving man. don't cher know,
and OF course cousd not think Of do
ing it myself when hes theah, old fel, ("
replied Spendrite.- Cincinnati CONNER
cisl Tribune,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
His Crutch Coils For a Sent.

Stylef spralned his ankle a few weeks
ago and had to walk with crutch. He
came limping up the street toward his
home the other evening and laborious-
" mounted the front steps. His wife
watched him. Once inside the house
Styler hung the crutch on the hall rack
and stepped briskly toward the dining
room.
I'm sure can't see why you still
carry that thing" remarked Mrs. Sly
Ter. 1T was all very well when your
ankle was bad. But it is as sound as
ever now. You don't look at all DrettT
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
Concerning Livery Rigs.

Why is it that YOU can always tell a
livery rig when you see it? Two wom-
en- were discussing this question recent
". "Well, in the first place" said one
lit isn't as smart as the private rig
If it has a coachman. he isn't dressed
in clean, new looking clothes The
harness has no bright mountings. and.
as a rule, the horses look half tired out
If it is an open buggy or a two seated
rig, the people in 1t help to show that it
is rented. Their faces and actions always
indicate that they are buying pleasure.
People who own their own rigs ride in
them more. es a matter of course. A
rented rig always has livery written
all over it TO me" Those are probably
the correct reasons" replied the other
But whether they are or not know
can always tell a livery rig when I
see it just as I can always spot a
bride and bridegroom when see them
on the street KANSAS City Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12

announcement Of dinner reused him.
and be was half way to the dining
room before he really realized that the
vision Of the morning was beside him
and was saying something to him.
Ashamed TO acknowledge that he had
not heard, he answered, yes" at ran
dom, and Immediately became aware
that he had said the wrong thing.
They were removing the fish plates
before he had the courage to seek to
penetrate the icy air Of reserve in
which she had wrapped herself.
what was It you asked me when l
said Yes? he asked desperately.
Didn't you understand she coun-
ter questioned, unbendlng a trife.
ITO be perfectly frank he said hon.
estly, Il never heard a word was so
surprised to find you here that my
head was in a whirl"
MY father has a theory that his
daughter should be capable of her self
support. am to have the old home on
Madison avenue IL 1 can get and hold
a position for three months. This morn
ing was my first application.
But what was it you asked?' he
persisted.
81 asked you If you really thought
looked like a cook" she said, with q
little laugh.
And 1 said Yes" he cried contrite-
". What fool you must have takeI
me fory'
Then you admit your mistaken sht
asked smilingly.
What Jimmie answered was not to
the point and wholly unworthy Of re-
citaE There are times when even d
confirmed bachelor may grow suddenly
foolish. and through that dinner Jimmie
would have rivalled even college lad
making love to his first widow
A more important conversation. and
one more worthy Of record, was held a
few weeks later in the Gorham H.
brary.
You see, / am at sea again on the
servant question. The girl drank ev-
erything in the house that was bottled.
even the cooking sherry"
why don't you 60 and live at
hotel?" she said. Now that you have
come into all that money through the
sale OF your western property. you do
not need to keep bachelor hall-on ten
dollars week for all MATERIAL" she
quoted.
I've a better idea than that" he de-
clared seriously; "ene my aunt gave
me. / think I'll hire a housekeeper."
What will you pay herr she de-
handed, her eyes twinkling at the
memory of Jimmie's serious parody on
bargaining.
Love and affection and other valu-
able considerations, as the legal docu-
ments say" he answered promptly.
And as you were an applicant for a
place yon shall have first chance-will
you, dear?" He had dropped his ban
ter and his voice had become danger
ously tender.
Il think I'll have to-" she answered
shyly. Then with O sudden fash OF
humor, "If only because you look so
forlorn when your rooms have been
servantless for a week"
The blessings Of Cupid be upon the
mistake" said Jimmie softly. Il think
I'll give that hall boy So. because I
kicked him for making you uncomfort-
able that morning" Which was an
eminently practical termination to
proposal by an oddly like Jimmie.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
GOT HIS HAIR BACK.
Was Perfectly Bald When He Started
to Use NeWbro's Herpicide.


to Use Newbro's Herpicide,
Frederick MANUEL, Maryland block
Butte. Montana. bought a bottle Of
Newbro's Herpicide, April 6, go, and
began to use il for entire badness.
The hair follicles in his scalp were
net dead and in 20 days he has hair
ali over his head On July he
writes, land to-day my hair is as
thick and luxurian: as any one could
wish" NewbrO's Herpicide works on
ali old principle and with new dis
covery-destroy the cause and you
remove the effect. Herpicide de-
stroys the germ that causes dap,ruf.
falling hair. and finally badness. so
that with the cause gone the effect
cannot remain. Stops falling hair Al
once and a new growth starts. Sold
by w. A. D'Alembertc. druggist and
al othecary. 121 South PalafOX street.
Pensacola, Fla Send 10c in STAMPS
for sample TO the Herpicidc Co, De-
tr0it, Mich
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12
The Soft Ansrer.

Speaking Of bad handwriting, Lon
don bank cashier told this story Of his
encounter with a clergyman who came
in fury TO complain that his written
Instructions had Been ignored, says the
London Chronicle Really, sir, your
hieroglyphlcs completely baf1e"- be-
gan the cashier. ''Hieroglyphicsw
shouted the clergyman. BLESS my
heart" (he was a cautious speaker.
II won't have nay writing questioned.
Send for my pass book. I'll close my
account" Then from the cashier came
the soft answer. But between scholars
the hieroGlyphics should be a compli-
ment." The clergyman reflected. laugh
cd. "All right" he said Il don't wa.t
that pass book" For he had remem-
bered that "hieroglyphics" denotes, sim
ply the handwriting of priests-the
scholarly caste.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1906-01-12

hobbling along on a crutch. I assure
you"
Perhaps not" assented StyIer. but
I'm getting even with myself for years
Of self sacrifice Yon don't know what
strap hanging is. Fer years 1 have
given up my seat to women. Now tie
moment poke my nose inside the doc,
Of a car they fall over one another in
offering their seats TO me. The dear
girls can't help it. I'm going to han:
on to that crutch. my love, until an
thoroughly rested up" New Y0ri
Press.