davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Women.

Women are born, not made
There is only one kind or women
namely, women.
Against the eternal feminine the
daily male has no chance at all
Schopenhauer did not approve of
women, Women did not approve of
Schopenhauer.
The chief topics of conservation in
female society are husbands and SER
wants. The distinction seems arbft-
rary and doubtless is seldom drawn.
Those whom the gods love a. e.,
ladies Of the chorus) dye young.
The popular idea that women have
no sense of humor is quite mistaken.
They marry us.-London Punch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Business Method. in Farmine

Thousands of afrmers in the more
opulent agricultural regions of the
country still conduct their farms in a
haphazard way. but everywhere the
advantage and necessity OF business
spirit are being recognized. The west
has been warned, for example, that
the fertilizer problem of the east and
the south will have to be met before
many decades unless the soils are put
under better rotations and esonomy
of land is being preached. It is now
gnerally accepted as a truism that
the better the business man the agri-
culturist of today becomes the more
profitable will be found that occupa-
ton which once described by a keen,
though not wholly wise farmer in the
statement that "farmin Amt all keep
in books, by a long shot.''-Boston
Globe.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

Towne-My sister was telling me
that old Roxley's young widow Is in
at a resort in Indiana recommended
for the purpose. At the end of two
or three weeks he returned in a hap
py and jocular frame of mind, for he
had managed to get rid of his super
flous flesh.
The day after his return he was on
his way down town, when he stopped
at the butcher shop that supplied his
household. Dashing inside, he de-
manded that the butcher cut for him
twenty pounds of pork.
The butcher at once complied. The
politician looked at the twenty pounds
of pork for a moment or two, then be-
gan to walk away without further
ado.
eSend it to the house?" asked the
butcher, thinking that his customer
had overlooked the usual instruction.
mot at all, not at ALL" smilingly
exclaimed the politician. 1--WE never
eat pork; in fact, have no use for it
The fact is, I've fallen off twenty
pounds and I merely wanted to get
an idea of how much that looked
like. "-Harper's Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
From Leftover Vegetables.

Possibly both fresh and canned
meat is altogether lacking, but there
are some cold vegetables on hand
some caulifiower, parsnips or carrots.
Put on the frying kettle and make
some fritter batter and one egg, one
tablespoonful of baking powder to
each cupful of flour. When without
eggs increase the amount of baking
powder, says the New York Mail Add
the vegetables to the thick natter,
with more seasoning if needed, and
drop by small spoonfuls into the fat,
which should be smoking hot, and
cook until brown; or dip each piece
in the thin batter until coated, and
cook in the fat. Slices of hard-boiled
egg. pieces of cold fish, raw oysters
chopped clans, these and a dozen
other things may be used with this
fritter batter mixture.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
0Sk
Have You Eaten Them7

Until you have eaten a coddled egg
you don't know just how delicious a
soft boiled egg can be. Have your
water boiling, and have ready an
earthen bowl or jar of some thickness
which you have previously made hot
Place sCur eggs il the bowl and pour
on the boiling water Then cover
the bowl with a tight cover and put
over it also a coy or a folded napkin.
In five or six minutes the eggs will
be done, soft boiled to a consistency
that it is impossible to gain in the
ordinary way. One beauty of this
plan is that the eggs are placed on the
table together with the fruit, cereal
and coffee. and by the time one course
is finished, the eggs are ready, without
the necessity of watching over a stove
or of getting up from the table to go
after them in the absence of a maid.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Laces Everywhere.

There never was such lace season
and the fashion is most prominently
displayed in waists. Venetian and
Irish crochet are undoubtedly the
favorite laces just at present, but al
most every kind is seen. Even the
old-fashioned Spanish lace has been
revived. Combinations of lace are
very much liked. Cluny combines
well with the crochet laces and valen-
ciennes seems to fit in with almost
all other laces. Valenciennes, how
ever. is almost always better by itself,
for it is the simplest of laces and
loses it's distinctive charm when too
much elaboration is sought for.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
TimbaIe Of Potatoes.

Cook, drain, mash and rub two
quarts of potatoes through a colander:
put them in a saucepan with six
ounces of butter, two whole eggs, six
egg yolks, salt, pepper and nutmeg
Butter a timbale mold. sprinkle with
dry crumbs. roll beaten eggs all over
the inside and bread crumbs again.
Put the prepared potatoes in with a
little more bread crumbs and small
pieces of butter on top; bake for an
hour in a moderately hot oven. Put
on a hot dish,- allow it to remain for
a while, then take of the mold and
serve quickly. For the next follow
the mold and serve quickly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
EnuIand's Decline.

England is no longer going forward,
And not to go forward is to go back
ward. She has had her day as a
world-conQueror. Her dream of en-
pire is fading. Her people are con-
fronted with the problem of holding
their own industrially, and, being I'M
able to solve it, they see their property
slipping from them and poverty creep
ing upon them.-St. Joseph News
Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
CoIdsiaw.

Take the portion of cabbage which
has not been used for the soup, shave
it into fine slips, put it into a deep
dish and pour over a dressing made
in the following manner: Beat up two
eggs, add one gill of vinegar and water
mixed, place it over the fire; when it
begins to thicken, stir in a piece of
butter the size of a small walnut, a
little salt and a teaspoonful of sugar;
when cold, pour it over the cabbage
and stir it together Before sending to
table sprinkle with a little black
pepper.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Se,Ah
GOWNS or THE MOMENT

shades of the year. Apropos of navy
blue, one of the prettiest costumes yet
shown in this color has a scroll of
coarse silk braid on the front of the
bolero, with collar. cuffs. and belt of
dark chestnut There is a tiny vest
and hem to the boiero of ivory cloth.
the sleeves being pulled from elbow
to shoulder, while the skirt is plain
except for an edging round the bot
tom of the same kind of silk braid
which decorates the bolero.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Ribbon and Ruchinus.

An excellent effect is obtained by
threading ribbon in and out through
ruchings of lace, even when no legiti-
mate opening is left for the purpose.
Strips of crepe de sole are also
pouffed in between bands of lace or
ruchings where the edges are irregu-
lar, the crepe being allowed to pouf
out here and there. Just few light
stitches will keep it in position.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

emit or chronic disease: realize for one
moment what a terrible menace to a
nation Of civilized people. when one
kind of beverage cripples the energies
and health of one-third the people who
use It
We make the assertion Advised1y
and suggest that the reader secure his
own proof by personal inquiry among
coffee users.
Ask your coffee drinking friends If
they keep free from any sort OF aches
and ais. You will be startled at the
percentage and will very naturally
seek to place the cause of disorder on
something aside from coffee, whether
food, inherited tendencies or some
thing else.
Go deeper in your search for facts.
If your friend admits occasional neu-
raleia, rheumatism, heart weakness,
stomach or bowel trouble, kidney COM
plant, weak eyes or approaching nerv-
GUS prostration induce him or her to
make the experiment of leaving on
coffee for 10 days and using Postum
Food Coffee, and observe the result
It WIN startle you and give your friend
oomefhing to think Of. OF course. II
- DeEnnR = ona Of ths weak onas
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

oAhNC tAC DCSIAnlHS VI lnc S6dSOu
women of fashion have shown a pre-
objection for dyed laces which has de-
veloped into a positive craze. In the
sober shades, black, dark blue and
brown easily take the lead. while pale
pink, blue of the latest perfwinkle tint
and delicate green are chosen for
lighter designs.
The acme of smartness is expressed
in a blouse of black silk cluny lace
which falls over a round girdle of gar
net satin liberty caught with a buckle
of dark bronze. The trimming of the
design is exQuisitely simple, being
limited to round yoke of black valen-
ciennes insertion. The sleeves are
pulled at the shoulders and have deep
fitted bands of the insertion extending
to the elbows and finished with ruff
f1es or soft black and white lace. The
blouse is built over white silk, having
the effect softened with an interlinfng
of white chiffon.
Valenciennes is certainly the most
fashionable lace of the season, for no
matter what other ornament is en-
ployed in the smart decorative
schemes it is always called upon to
add the requisite touch of softness.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Stylish WALKING Suit.

The advance showing of spring
suits has a decided preference for
light-colored cloths, and the new
American Beauty red promises to be
exceedingly popular. Among the less
pretentious models in this shade is
one which may be easily and success
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

In Pinch. Use ALIENS FOoT.EASE.
"A powder 1t cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery of
the age Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists. Csc. Trial package.
FREE Address A. s. Olmsted. IL
Ro. N. Y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

fully copied by the home dressmaker.
The circular skirt has stitched strap
ping OF cloth around bottom and at
knee depth is in points at set inter
walls A position jacket is also elab-
orately trimmed with strapping and
cut-steel buttons.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
POOR soNI.

Count Boni is sued for divorce
Because he has acted too corce:
It's the thought of the dough
He'll have to let cough
That's filling his heart with remorce.
Houston Post.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
STATE OF ONO. err OF ro1rDo.t 81

STAT. OF G 2aao; Coz oogre OF roIrDo' 50.
FRANK j. CHKNHY makes oath that he n senior
partner of the nrm of +. J. CHENEY q Co., dotna
business In the City Of Toledo. County and State
9oresad, and that said arm will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and everv
case Of CArABRH that cannot be cured by the Of
HALLS CArARRH CURE.
Sworn to before me and su6scrIbed in nv presenc.
this sth day OF December, A. D., 1886.
s..Ls HorA.1 1 pusnro.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system- Send for testimonials free.
Sold by all Druggists 15c-
Take Hairs Family Pfls for constipation
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

Mrs. Klubbs (severely)-Ive been
lying awake these three hours waiting
for you to come home.
Mr.. Klobbs (ruefully)-Gee! And I
been staying away tire hours, wait
ing for you to sleep-Cleveland Leader.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

He-"And shall you send the an
nouncement of our engagement to the
newspapers" She-"Do you think it
is necessary" He-"Well, perhaps not
You might tell it to your best girl
friend as great secret"
Old Henpecke once did take his
wife
A Shakespeare play to view,
1t nearly cost Henpecke his life
1.-THE Tanning of the Shrew'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

Please remember we never say or.
binary coffee hurts everyone.
Some people use it regularly and
seem strong enough to withstand its
attacks, but there is misery and dis
ease in store for the man or woman
who persists in it's use when nature
protests, by heart weakness, stomach
and bowel troubles, kidney disease,
weak eyes or general nervous prostra-
tion- The remedy is obvious. Tho
drug caffeine, contained in all ordinary
cohee, must be discontinued absolute
ly or the disease will continue in spite
Of any medicine and will grow worse.
1t is easy to leave of the old-fash.
Toned coffee by adopting Postum Food
Coffee. for in it one finds a pleasing
hot breakfast or dinner beverage that
has the deep seal brown color, chang
Ing to rich golden brown when good
cream is added. When boiled long
enough Us minutes) the flavor is not
that OF rank Rio coffee but very like
the milder. smooth and high-grade
Java, but entirely lacking the drug
eject OF ordinary coffee.
Anyone suffering from disorders set
up by coffee drinking (and there is an
extensive Variety can absolutely de.
pend upon some measure of relief by
quitting coffee and using Postum Foes.,
Coffee.
II the disease has not become too
strongly rooted, one can with good rea.
son expect it to disappear entirely in
reasonable time after the active
cause OF the trouble is removed and
the cellular tissue has time 20 natural.
~ rebuild with the elements furnished
by Postum and good food.
It's only just plain old common
sense.
Now. with the exact facts before the
reader. he or she can decide the wise
course. looking to health and the
power to do things.
Ii you have any doubt as to the
cause OF any ache or all you may have.
remember the far-reaching kilograms
OF hurt nervous system travel from
heel to head, and it may be well worth
your while to make the experiment of
leaving of coffee entirely for ten days
and using Postum in its place.
You will probably gather some good
solid facts, worth more than a gold
mine, for health can make gold and
sickness lose It. Besides there's All
the I'm. for it's like q continuous In
ternal frolic to be perfectly wen.
There's a reason for
POSTUM
fs~.A c~sA O.. L.. Bass,s c,ssk. ~
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
A Measure.

First Politfcian-Think the railroads
will reverse their attitude on passes.
Second Politican-You bet; I've In
troduced a bill compelling them to
enter the city on Enthusiastically
Life.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Eliza |!

II colored girl is seen hopping
across the Ohio river on cakes of ice,
going south, it may be safety inferred
that her former address was Spring
field--St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Favorite coIors-

While at the moment mauves and
grays are the reigning colors. bronze
brown, moss shades and navy blue
viii again be among the fashionable
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Hard Hit.

That last decision of the supreme
court is likely to make the octopusters
sit up and wonder where they are at.
Rochester Herald.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14


methods is made by thousands of peo-
pie each month and the coffee import
ers themselves are cordially invited
Both Postum and Grape-Nuts are abso-
lutely pure and made exactly as stated
The formula of Postum and the an
a1ysis made by one Of the foremost
chemists of Boston has been printed
on every package for many years and
is absolutely accurate.
Now as to the food value of Postum.
It contains the parts Of the wheat ber-
~ which carry the elemental salts,
such as lime. iron. potash. silica, ETC.,
ETC., used by the life forces to rebuild
the cellular tissue, and this is particu-
larry true of the phosphate of potash,
also found in Graps-Nuts, which COM
bines in the human body with albu-
men and this combination, together
with water, rebui1ds the WORKOUT gray
matter in the delicate nerve centers all
over the body and throughout the
brain and solar plexus.
Ordinary coffee stimulates in an I'M
natural way. but with many people 1t
slowly and surely destroys and does
not rebuild this gray substance so
vitality important to the well being of
every human being.
These ara eternal fActA, proven. wen
authenticated and known to every
properly educated phyalcia1, chemist
and food oxp96
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
A Happy Couple.

Wife What a happy-looking couple
those two are! 1 wonder haw long
they've been married"
Husband-"Oh, I guess they're only
engaged"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
Their Mainstav,

The men who make the magazines
Would lose a lot of scads
And have but half their present means
Were there no corset ads
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

Salesman you want to look
over some of prepared babies food?
Young Mother-But I haven't a
prepared baby-Life.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

and says "I can't quit you will have
discovered one of the slaves of the cof-
fee importer. Treat such kindly, for
they seem absolutely powerless to stop
the gradual but sure destruction of
body and health.
Nature has a way of destroying a
part of the people to make room for
the stronger. 1t is the old law OF "the
survival of the. fittest' at work. and
the victims are many.
We repeat the assertion that coffee
does harm many people, not all. but
an army large enough to appal the in
vestigator and searcher for facts.
The next prevarication of the coffee
importers and roasters is their state
ment that Postum Food Coffee is made
OF roasted peas, beans or corn, and
mixed with a low grade Of coffee and
that it contains no nourishment
We have previously offered to wager
$100. 100000 with them that their state
ments are absolutely false.
They have not accepted our wager
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14

mixed with chemicals and acids.
When dry these can do no harm, but
a damp paper bag is not fit to touch
any sort of food This being the case,
no food of a damp or juicy nature
ought ever to be kept in a paper bag.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
The Coffee Debate.

The published statements Of a num-
Der of coffee importers and roasters
indicate "waspy' feeling towards us
for daring to say that coffee is harm
full to percentage of the people.
A frank public discussion of the sub
ject is quite agreeable to us and can
certainly do no harm; on the contrary
when all the facts on both sides of any
question are spread before the people
they can thereupon decide and act in
telligently.
Give the people plain facts and they.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
will take care of themselves.

We demand facts in this coffee dis
cussion and propose to see that the
facts are brought clearly before the
people.
A number OF coffee importers and
roasters have Joined a movement to
boom coffee and stop the use Of Pos
tum Food Coffee and In their newspa-
per statements undertake to deceive
by false assertions.
Their first is that coffee is not harm
full
We assert that one in every three
coffee users has some form of incfpi-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-04-14
, SEAL

Sworn to before me and subscribed
this sth day OF December, A. D., 1886
Williams news., 1906-06-09
SOCIETIES,

GRAND CANYON LODGE No. If, K OF F. VI Meets every Thursday evening in I. O. O. F. all. Visiting brethren cordially welcomed.
 William A. Miller, c. c.
 R. NJ. Reese. V. c.
 F. ". Smith. K. of K. and S. PINE TEMPLE, NO. l, RATHBONE SISTERS. meets every first and third Tuesday night and second and fourth Thursday afternoon of each month at I. O. O. F. Hall.
 Mary Button, NJ. E. c.
 Percy Dubois. M. of R. and
 Kate Barney, M. of F.
Williams news., 1906-06-09
CITY BRIEFS.

Tom Rees, foreman of the Camp
 bell-Francis outfit, is again" witt us and will remain for some weeks
 He states that the outfit is in better shape than ever before, and. that the past season has been a very prosperous one. s--'e- .
 T. J. Coalter has been appointed by Governor Kibbey as a member of the territorial board of equaliza- tion. The appointment has the endorsement of every one in Coco. nino county, and the board is great. ly strengthened by Mir. Coalter's membership.
 A quiet wedding occurred at the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Shultz on Tuesday evening, the contracting parties being Lieut. Col. +. s. Breen and Mrs. Carolyn Austin. The ceremony was per formed by the Rev. MT. Wilson, formerly of this city, but now of Pomona, Cal. There were no at tendants but the immediate family of MT. Shultz. MT. and Mrs. Breen will take up their residence in the house. which has recently been remodeled. Co. I was out in Ill of it's glory, but the numerous 'alutes fired failed to bring the groom to attention.
Williams news., 1906-06-09
ORDINANCE No. 30,

 An Ordinance to Repeal Ordinance No. g, of the Town of Williams, entitled. "An Ordi- nance Repeating Ordinances Nos. 35 and &c., '' and to Revive and Again Put in Force Said Ordinances Thereby Repealed. Be It Ordained by the Mayor and Common Council of the Town of Williams as follows Section l. That Ordinance No. 37 of the town of Williams entitled, "An Ordinance Repeating Ordinances Nos. B and 36" be and the same is hereby repealed.
 Section ,. That the said Ordinances No 35 and No. 26 of tbe Town of Williams, which were repealed by said Ordinance No. 37, entitled An Ordinance Repeating Ordinances Nos 35 and 56 De and the same are hereby re-enacted re- G1ved, and put in full force and effect. Section 3. This ordinance shall take effect and be in full force from and after its passage first posting end first publication.
 Section 1. All Ordinances and parts of Ordi- pances in conflict with this Ordinance are hereby repealed.
 This Ordinance after having been read at full length by the Town Clerk, was passed by vote of majority of the members of the Common council of the Town of Williams, and presented 10 the Mayor for his signature, and signed by nm, and attested by the Town Clerk on this fhe eleventh day of May, A. D. 19O6 !sEALl J. H. ATWOOD, Mayor. Attest: E. G. DUBoIs. Town Clerk
 By R. NJ. REESE, Deputy. First publication May 19-4t.