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Franklin's paper the statesman., 1906-10-19
PROGRESS OF THE REPUBLICAN
CAMPAIGN IN THIS CITY
AND STATE.

Rev. d. D. Cole of this city and Prof
j. H. Jackson of Colorado Springs
were out last week making a speech
making tour of the cities in the upper
Arkansas valley. In Williamsburg, a
most enthusiastic meeting was neld
which makes 1t clear that the Repub
lican ticket will poll the full strength
OF the colored vote.
Reports from the cities on the west.
ern slope are flattering in the extreme.
United, with no tendency toward d.
vision, or even toward Indifference,
the colored voters have allied them
selves with the party of progress of
business, and of the supremacy of law
and order over class conflicts. In Glen
wood Springs and Grand Junction of
their own accord the colored voters are
looking after the registration of their
own people. Such work for the party
will count in the grand result.
The first of the series of parlor
meetings being held for the purpose of
educating the voters up to the issues
in the campaign was held at the home
OF Miss LeOna Troutman, 3l31 Hum
boldt street, last Thursday evening. It
was well attended and enthusiastic.
Mrs. DePriest talked upon the woman
In politics and made some good points.
Informal discussion followed and then
refreshments and music.
standing room was at a premium at
the Republican rally held at Bethle-
nem Baptist church last Saturday
night. 1t was the best meeting that
mas been held thus far and the efforts
OF Rev. c. A. Edwards and the con.
gregation supplemented by the cam.
paign committee were credit to the
party and the people. Rev. ]. E. Ford
was at his best in his handling of the
issues Hon. H. c. Kelly also spoke.
A feature of the evening was the sing.
Ing OF campaign song by |. H. Har.
per. which was of his own composi.
tion. Professor Hike furnished mn.
SIC. Mr.. Thomas Campbell aroused
enthusiasm by his apt remarks and
oratorical flights He is an audience
pleaser.
The Buchtel Republican Club will
meet at the headquarters, 1923 Nine
teenth street, next Wednesday even
ing. All members are requested to be
present, as important businss is to be
transacted. A. J. Fitzpatrick, presi
dent; Leila c. Webster, secretary.
The home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Sherman
overton on High street was filled
Monday night with voters eager to
hear the doctrines expounded by the
Republican party In this campaign
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1906-10-19
Advertisement Did Double Duty.

Advertisement Did Double Duty.
A few years ago an eccentric Lon
don poultry dealer. named Fox. COM
bined birth announcement with an
advertisement Of his wares. He in.
sorted in the papers an advertisement
TO the effect that Another little Fox
found its way into my establishmsnt
between ten and eleven last night
but Notwithstanding Its arrival there
viii be no diminution In the number
or quality Of the geese for which my
establishment has long been famous.
Remember that the old Fox IL always
cunning In securing for business the
plumpest goose"
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1906-10-19

ALBION X. VICKERY.
For Assessor,
CHRISTOPHER C. GIRD.
For Treasurer,
WILLIAM J. FINE.
For Coroner,
ROBERT P. ROLLINS.
For Superintendent Of Schools,
LILLIAN A. FIELD.
For Justices of the Peace,
THOMAS CARBON.
GRANT L. HUDSON.
For Constables,
WILLIAM ]. HORNER.
EDWARD PHILLIPS.
Republican Legislative Ticket.
For State Senators.
JOHN E. BUTTON.
JAMES C. BURGER.
JOSEPH II. HARRISON.
RODNEY J. BARDWELL.
For Representatives.
FRANK DILLINGHAM;.
FRED J. SCHMIDT.
FRANK l.. DODGE.
HARRY EUGENE KELLEY.
GEORGE S. REDD.
ROBERT A. YOUNG.
MOSES TANNEBAUM.
JESSE J. LATON.
WILLIAM A. SMITH.
JOHN l.. FETZER.
WILBUR F. CANNON.
|ARCUS ID. HUDGINS. Boulds
County.
:. F. PARKER. Sedgwick County
ALTER f. HICKMAN, Cheyenu
County.
JOHN BUNNEY, Morgan County.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1906-10-19
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.

For Governor,
HENRY A. BUCHTEL, LID.
For Lieutenant Governor,
E. R. HARPER.
For Secretary Of State.
TIMOTHY O'CONNOR.
For State Treasurer,
A. E. BENT.
For Attorney General,
WILLIAM H. DICKSON.
For State Auditor.
GEORGE D. STATLER.
For State Superintendent of Public
Schools.
KATHERINE l.. CRAIG.
For Justices Of the Supreme Court,
CHARLES F. CAsWELL.
WILLIAM H. GABBERT.
For Congressman.at-Large,
GEORGE W. COOK.
For Congressman, First District,
ROBERT w. BONYNGE.
For Congressman, Second District,
WARREN A. HAGGOTT.
For Regents Of the State University,
CHARLES r. DUDLEY.
JOSEPH c. BELL.
Republican judicial Ticket.
GEORGE W. ALLEN.
GREELEY w. WHITFORD.
HARRY c. RIDDLE.
HUBERT l.. SHATTUCK.
CARLTON M. BLISS.
Republican County Ticket.
For Sheriff,
ALEXANDER NISBET.
For Clerk,
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1906-10-19
Toll Taken BY the osa.

etatisticians md that something
like 1000 vessels Of ali sorts disappear
in the sea every year, never to b
heard from. taking 1900 persons and
Involving = money loss Of 500 ,0O0. 900.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
WAR.

In the so-called GLORIOUS" victories OF
Caesar a million men perished on the
field of battle. Napoleon. In the short
space of nine years. was authorized to
devote 20 the "glory OF France" 2l3o.0O
of her sons. In the ten years following
the attack on Fort Sumter the world de-
stroyed IN war 100000 lives and s6.ooo.-
100000 worth OF property.
Two-thirds OF the combined budgets of
the various states OF Europe are devoted
to the maintenance OF armed forces and
TO the service of a debt practically the
whole OF which was incurred by wars.
War expenses In Europe absorb one-half
OF all the wealth created by productive
labor.
In the comparatively insignificant war
OF England with the Beers England lost
p. .450 men and spent. 81, 400. 100000 Three
hundred and fifty thousand men were
withdrawn by her from productive indus
try to engage In the destruction OF war.
Military expenditures in the United States
during the last eight years have absorbed
$i,5o0. 900. .0Jo.-The International Journal OF
Ethics
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
REAL ESTATE coNvEYANcEs.


Esther Barlow to Charles j. Burdici.
lot and buildings on Halton street; con-
slderation 800
United Land company et al. TO Mary
A. ellis. wife of Timothy. lot on Atwood
street; consideration $40.
Francis w. Chase TO Emma 8. Blan-
chard, lot and improvements on easterly
side OF Padelford street; consideration
$40.
Edwin T. Chubbuck TO Mary A. Pick
ering. lot and buildings on eastery side
or Alger avenue: consideration 800
John A. Bergman TO Hulda Bergman.
lot and buildings on southerly side OF
Norwich avenue; consideration $40
Lucyette +. Kennon ct ais TO Lila r.
Andrews lot and buildings on westerly
aide Of Sutton street: consideration 800.
Thomas Kennedy TO Patrick j Ken
nedy ct ux.. Honora. lot and buildings
on Easterly side OF Bust street, con-
sideration $40.
Leila C. Andrews TO Alfonso Palumbo
et ux.. Joanna. lot and buildings on west
erly side OF sutton street. consideration
800.
Edward c. Greene to Eta r. Goff. lot
and buildings on northery side OF Sack
EFT street, subject to mortgage for $500:
consideration $40.
REAL ESTATE MORTGAGES.
Thomas f. Gray, Jr., ct ux., Catherine
r TO Robert NJ. Walker company. lot
and buildings on Waldo street: $410O.
Timothy ellis ct ux.. Mary A., 10
Herbert G. Calef. lot on Atwood street;
$3.50.
Alice Jester TO John r. Carpenter, lot
and buildings westerly side Empire
street $1,000
Emily F. Matthies 10 Lucy r. Vose. lot
and buildings corner Gladstone and Bel
mont avenues; $2600
John OConnor to William r. Randall.
lot westerly side Benefit street: $4,000.
Theodore De Nicola ct ux., Mariana.
ings westerly side Charles street, subject
10 prior mortgage 1920.
Edward l. Dean, ct uX., Caroline e., 10
Industrial Trust company, lof with build
ings easterly side Walnut street: lot and
buildings westerly side Reservoir ave-
nue.; subject 10 prior mortgage; 5000
Patrick j. Kennedy ct uX., Honora, 10
Lydia A. Sprague. lot and buildings east
erly side Bush street 500.
Alfonso Palumbo ct ux 10 william r..
Randall. lot with buildings the west
erly side OF Sutton street: $500.
Alfonso Palumbo ct uX. 10 William ~.
King, lot and improvements on the west
erly side Of sutton street subject 10 prior
mortgage for $500: 5000.
John Cunningham ct uX.. Elizabeth, TO
John +. Smith. lot and buildings on the
corner OF Smithheld avenue and Swift
street; $3.50.
DISCHARGE OF REAL ESTATE
MORTGAGES.
Nicoli Piscitelli ct ux., by James C. Col
Inns, ct al; 800.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
CITY HALL RECORDS

Michael Farley. by Herman @. Poss-
ner; $500
Byron l.. sprague. by Citizens Savings
bank; $500
Garland Lignante. by James Harris. ct
al. 800
company; 500.
Nnneaus v. Kennon ct ux., by trustees
OF Sophia A. sherman; 5000.
John Cunningham ct ux., Elizabeth. by
Charles ID. Anderson; 800.
ATTACHMENT.
Joseph Nugent, by Thomas III. Early AZ
CO., lot and buildings designated by as
sessors plats; SlO0.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

WANTED FOR THEsv. - ARMY
Able-bodied. unmarried nen. between
ages n and s5: citizens OF United States
OF good character and temperate habits.
who can speak. read and write English.
For Information apply 10 Recruiting Of
ncer, "A North Main Street, Providence
RI
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

FRENCH CANADIAN GIRL PART
indian, pretty, wealthy. educated. would
marry respectable white man. Address
Francis Rich. 235 Washington street,
Boston, Mass. oct2O-it
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PERSONAL.

RETIRED MERCHANT, MIDDLE
aged, lonely, kind and liberal. very
wealthy wishes 10 correspond with lady;
object matrimony. Box 425, St Joseph
Michigan. oct2O-it
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

wANTED-MEN AND BOYS TO
learn plumbing. plastering bricklaylng
trades: free catalogue; positions guaran-
teed; tuition nifty dollars Coyne Broth
ers Trade Schools. New York City and
81. Louis. ol5-tf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

FOR SALE - INVESTMENT PROP
erty on Atwells Ave; three family house
price $500. q. L. & III. ]. GROSS. Man.
ayers of Estates. Union Trust Co. Bldg.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

FOR sALE-oNE-FA HOUSE On
RucklIn St, IA rooms. all improvements,
modern heating. 5000 so. IT. Land; price
5000 VIII take mortgage OF s4ow; ". -
e. II. ]. GROSS. Managers OF Esta'es'
Union Trust Co. Bldg.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

FOR sALE-coTTAGE OR chAvsN .
St. ten rooms. improvements
rental $500: price siVo VI. ~ iTn,on
Trust Co. Bldg.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

Situations ,Vanted-Fer,ale.
ic. per word inst insertion: Hc. repeat
1wk &c. per word; Q wks &c. per word
swks. 7c. per word: 1mo So. per word
RELIABLE HLBP HOTEL AND
private families; good reference MIRA
Gilland. formerly Madame Calder's, i01
Westminster street. next to lublic Mar
kt Telep one y1o mN-tf
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

WANTED-oLD GEESE AND DUCK
feather beds. s. and $40 good beds Dou-
bic other buyers cash prices. Address G.
f. Dickinson, General Delivery, Provi-
dcnce. octI5-st
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
Providence, ,Newuort & Block Island

STEAMER NEW sHOHEHAN,
Leaves Providence from wharf foot
Transit street, East Side, on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays at 10:45 a. m.
Leaves Commercial Wharf Newport,
1:l5 p. m. Due Block Island $3.50 y. IN.
Returning leaves Block Island Mon
days, Wednesdays and Fridays at 500
a. m Newport 10:l5 a. m. Due Provi-
dence 1890 p. m.
The NEW ENGLAND NAVIGATION co.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
NEW YORK, NEW HAVEN g. HART
FORD RAILROAD.

A Time Table giving FIJI Information i.A
to locar and through train service may
be obtained at Providence station and
stations below.
Train Service from, Providence.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

FOR SALE - IN EDGEWooD. FINE
residence on Norwood avenue. IL rooms.
steam. conveniences stable, 1900 50. feet
q. L. a. III. j. GROSS, Managers OF Es-
tates. Union Trust Co. Bldg.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

REMINGTON TYPEWRITER NO. 6.
used but little; trial allowed; $40 90.
e. l.. Price, p. o. General Delivery, city.
oct20-1t
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

FOR SALE - OAKLAND BEACH
Hotel site These grounds are most ensi-
BILE for hotel or private residence. contain.
Ing about 25 acres. AppIy to Massasoit
Real Estate Co, Providence. r. i.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
MISCELLANEOUS.

FORTUNE TELLING CHARTS
Shows Just what life has in store for
you; Ten cents. Manhattan Mail order
House, Providence. n. |. ols-7t.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20
FOR SALk.

ic. per word first insertion; hc- repeat;
lwk &c. per word: 3 wks. SoL per woo;
swks. 7c per word: limo. SC. per wore
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1906-10-20

FOR WORCESTERSHIRE 1856 fexp. %
WoonsockeD. $50 texp). 1855 a. m
texp. 30 WoonsockeD, 1:3s (exp) a.Is
(exp TO WoonsockeO. sos. s,04 feYn
to woonsockeO. 1915 p m. (accom !
Sunde vs-tall evc. ~ WoonsockeD. 7.5s
a. m; 1888. sos s:O4 p. m. 80
E,ITCIIRI-RG via Mnrcnstnr- "a . -
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Patriotic Remnants.

THE evening of the Fourth has came,
But where is Willes ear?
The one that's left looks quite the
same.
But where is Willie'S ear?
This morning when he went to play
With cannon crackers all the day
His lugs were twain. Now where, I
pray,
Is Willie's other ear?
Upon the Fourth the sun has set,
But where is Albert's nose?
We've all our little darlings yet.
>But where is Albert's nose?
When to the fray he went at morn
With matches, punk and powder horn
He'd all the things with which were
born
Now where is Albert's nose?
The gloaming's started in to gloam.
But where is Charles leg?
The rest of Charles has all came home,
But where is Charles leg?
The man who drave the ambulance
Said laughingly, mo more he'll dance,
But twill be cheaper buying pance"-
All, where is Charles leg?
Thus every Fourth our darlings lose
Some features or limb;
'Tis most enough to cause the blues
And make our lot seem grim.
But, many be their limbs or few
Compared with those that on them
grew,
Wen shout for Yankee doodle do
From dawn till dusktide dim.
Strickland w. Gillian in Judges Maga-
zine Of Fun.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Forced LiberaIfty.

1t is not often miseriiness gets such
a strai ghtforward rebuke is in the
case quoted by the Alontclair Times.
In the early days Of primitive Method
ism there Travelled in England an &C.
centric minister named Neale, who was
famous for his plain talking. On one
occasion he was preaching missionary
sermons at q village so noted for its
small collections that he determined
to pass the plate himself.
On his round he came to farmer
who was, as Mr. Neale we'll knew. the
richest man in the place. This individ-
ual placed a penny on the plate. Mr..
Neale stopped Immediately and said in
a loud voice:
Take your penny out, man, take it
out. Don't you see you've covered up
your laborers sixpence:'
The rebuke was efectual, and q
much more valuable coin was placed
on the plate.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
NEW YORK HARBOR.
Some OF the wonderz of This Vessel
Crowded Port.


To present to the miad an easily con-
jured picture Of New York harbor one
might make the comparison Of the up
turned right hand, with the long,
straight forefnger for the lower stretch
Of the Hudson, with the thumb, joint
turned out, standing for the bent East
river and the palm Of the hand repre-
senting upper New York bay. The
three together make Up the harbor Of
New York AS Hudson river shelters
most of the north Atlantic liners While
IN port, SO does East river harbor those
that go to make up the truly foreign
fleets. Here they are, pier after pier Of
them-the steamers that so to the far
countries. Mind the roll-Brazl, Ar
gentina, Chile, Peru, west coast of At
RIGA, Australia, India, China, Japan!
And hark again to the call of the ports
Rio Janeiro, BuenOs Ayres, Nalpa-
raiso, St. Paul de Loanda, Cape Town,
Tamatave. Sydney, Singapore, Hong
kong, Yokohama! And the strange
stuff of their cargoes! Rubber from
the Amazon swamps-see the naked In
dams tapping the trees and the Shiny
reptiles in the shadowy ooze; horn and
tallow from the pampas-mark the CEN
taur-like vaquero and his whirling
RATA; gold dust ivory, palm Oil from
the west coast. Dreams for you there!
Palm oil and gold dust and ivory; ele7
plants and sacriicial fires and trains
of captive slaves; hemp, tea, silks and
smuggled opium-and do not believe
that opium is not smuggled into New
York harbor to this day. You think OF
all that, and your imagination flames.
The gentlemen in the pilot houses are
not always in placid moods Wild eyed
men glare out from pilot houses aloft,
like eagles from their eyries, and pass
tie time Of day. Says one: Where q
y think you're going? Back, will your
And the other: Back? Me back?
Me?"
You? Yes, you, you slop eyed, slack
mouthed, spine twisted fresh water
goob, you square headed, fatherless'-
And SO on, detailing irremediable flaws
in the genealogy, after which both back
down and avert the impending COLI
s:on.-James B. Connolly in Harper's
Magazine
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
A Chow to" Graduate.

"Now. my dear" said the young hus-
band after the cook had left in wrath.
Il will go and get nice rib roast and
some potatoes and things, and l know
you can prepare dinner that will be
fit for a king"
81 could get up luncheon, darling.
but not a dinner"
"Why, you took first prize at cooking
SCHOOL,
''Yes, but I only studied the branches
that taught how to get UP a dainty
luncheon from the cold meats and
scraps of yesterdays dinner. Oh, I'll
tell you. You go somewhere and get
some scraps and iii make the dearest
croquettes you ever tasted."'-Judge.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
All Doubtful.

dat was a great wedding, Sam"
Deed it was"
''Well, who was the lucky man.?
''Dat's hahd to say. De groom thought
he was de lucky man till he squinted
at de bride and foun' out she had
wrinkles lax weddeh map"
"Huhr' ,s..
"Den de best man thought he was
de lucky man till he foun' out de rab-
bits foot de groom had gibben him
was er cats foot"
"Lan's! Den de preacher mus hab
been de lucky man,"
"Well, he kinder puffed up dat way
till arteh de ceremony, and den he dis
cobehed dat de dollar de groom had
passed him as fee was lead" ."-Hous-
ton Post.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Beware Of ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering it through the mu-
cous surfaces Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from rep.
utable ply sscians, as the damage they will
do is ten to!d to the good you can possibly
received from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., To.
ledo, O, contains no mercury, and is
taken internally, acting directly upon the
blood aud mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Halls CatarrE Cure be sure you
get the genuine. 1t is taken internally and
made in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J. Cheney 4
Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Durable.

Mother-Why are you crying. dear.
Daughter-Boohoo! 1 made Henry
some crullers, and he was tickled to
death.
Mother-Why, my child, then you
should be laughing instead of weeping.
Daughter-No He said he was
tickled because they would make such
beautiful brown rings for the curtain
poles.-Chicago News.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Dummies.

Gunner-They are complaining be-
cause that fraudulent insurance COM
pany had too many dummy directors.
Guyer-I should think they would be
complaining because it had too many
dummy policy holders.-Detroit Trib-
IlDp
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Happy Pair.

THE Arnolds are a very happy cou-
pie after all these years. How do you
account for itY'
We'll, he can't get over the idea that
be married a mighty good woman and
spends some time each day to prove it
to her."-American Spectator.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25

Mr.. William Fry, living out on the
Dog Creek road, had the misfortune
to lose his wife one day last week. He
boxed her ears soon after breakfast,
and when he came home last night it
was to find that she had taken the $500
in the house and fed. AS soon as Mr..
Fry's grief subsidies bit he will go
to St. Louis and select another COM
panion. The one who skipped was
variety actress and never did take
kindly to Arizona. There were no
brokers at hand to pay for her dinners.
Mr.. John Melcher, the hardware man,
and Mr.. Joe Bierce, the grocer, got into
an alteration the other day and drew
their guns and began shooting. They
We're given ten minutes in which to
damage each other and then separated.
An old woman with a club could have
made better showing. Why will such
men persist in carrying guns around
and wasting copper bound cartridges?
The editor of the Lone Jack RECORDER
has broken loose again. He offers to
head a deputation to wait on us and
give US ten minutes in which to pre-
pare for the other world. He calls
Arizonians a race Of towards for per-
mitting us to live as long as we have.
and hints that the time may come
when he will be forced to act. Poor
boy. He never had the real collie be-
fore, and it grips him hard!
We are saving wood and saying
nothing, but we have our eye On the
next presidency just the same and are
quietly laying our wires. Our tintype
looks to be that Of fool of man.
but have patience and give us a fair
show. Abe Lincoln beat us all to death
in being homely and knee sprung, but
he got there when enough snow fell to
make good sleighing. NJ. QUAD.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
If Would Seem So.

Miles-DeRanter, the actor, lost $500
speculating in sugar stocks last week.
He says it has cured him Of the gam,
bling habit
Giles-Ah, he's sugar cured ham, as
it were.-Chicago News.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
A Chilly Comparison.

(Which is better brains or money"
"Well," answered Mr.. Dustin Stax,
"I hate to say it, but it seems to me
that people with brains always have
to have money, while people with
money can, on a pinch, manage to get
on without help."-Washington Star.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
The Point Of View.

How differently things may be view
ed! From a monetary standpoint it
takes ten mills to make cent, while
from a pugilstic view it takes hum
dreds Of pounds to make one mill
Baltimore American.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Looked That Way.

"Now, I cannot exactly tell whether
you are a married sman or roller
skater" said the professor, examining
the bumps on the mans head, "but
from the extraordinarily large size Of
this bump think you may be BOTH
YOnkerS Statesman.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1906-07-25
Brains on the increase.

Redd-They say there are fewer peo-
pie betting on the races now. DO you
suppose that means money is getting
scarcer?
Greene-No; it only means that brains
are getting more plentiful. - Yonkers
Statesman.