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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04

flesh, not snugly enough to be un-
comfortable, but just shape them
selves nicely to the feet. Once such
hosiery is put on no other kind viii
ever be purchased again.
The seams are, of course, small
and soft and II possible get the styles
that have them on the outside of the
foot instead of down the centre.
where, IL the threads are drawn a
trifie tight they often chafe the flesh.
New Haven Register.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04
Acknowledgment.

Professor ifllhu Thomspn says tAaf
experiment has proved thai alcohol,
provided Il can be made cheap
enough, is entirely suitable 40 ins'
for internal eemppeiIon enalpeA AZ
though the heating Value ~ sleehol
Is much loss than lhai " Rasplius,
yet q gallon ~ sieohpl VIII aeyel0p
substantially The Hamo peHeg ~ n
gallon o. gasoline, pteause ~ thf
sioater efficiency ~ operation I,>ek
heat Is tnroNn ~ ~ 9s<fe k<ft9
from the alcohol, apa \ nl<iN}e N
alcohol yapof wlip AZ t'apqs n HA<A
higher eompfessipp Hi'AVqk p<&paat
ture explosion thar 4pv4 \ ifInf4
OF sasoIepe ara tsy n {aH(
sof IlomRqp sa<4. NJ 11t a
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04

The man who made $4,000, 900
In a few years looked downcast.
What's tho matter?" his friend
asked. why are you unhappy
You ought to be thoroughly satisfied.
You made splendid fortune, You are
still in tie prime OF life and the
workmen have just put the finishing
touches on your fine palace. What
moro do you want?"
That's Just the disconsolate
one replied Instead OF -aoving into
my palace now and enjoying life I've
got to spend five or six years hunting
through European ,lnk-shops for
dingy picture- with which to decorate
my walls. ."--Chicago Record Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04
Telephones at the Theatre

To enable young married women,
II they become anxious, to telephone
home and inquire as to the condi-
tion of their children, telephones are
fitted in "very private box at the Coli
scum. 1t is common thing at the
opera and many West End theatres
to see queue of ladies waiting their
turn at the telephone between the
acts, says Lcndon Opinion, Just ito
have a word with nurse"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04

1t will be enough to scare any father
to learn how expensive his wife's
and daughters winter clothes are
going to be. The icily calm importer
of Paris frocks makes no apologies
for her announcement that never in
her long experience have French
models been so dear, while some of the
accessories of dress, such as gloves
and plumes, prove a ton weight on
the man who has to pay for them.
A fashionable woman's glove will be
increased unpleasantly, as the bright
shades that will be worn this year are
costly. Last season we could count
on one hand our customers who de-
manded colored gloves" says the
purveyor of modes, but this winter
the pale grays and fawns are consid-
cred insignificant. Already we have
demands for claret, grass-green, royal
purple and electric blue gloves"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04
Broderie AngIaise.

One generally sees broderie An
glaise worked in floral patterns, or,
at any rate, in fancy designs; for
change in it is much prettier in a
severe style, and a charming blouse
of saffron taffeta embroidered in a
design somewhat like the convention
al wreath of bays, stretched out
'raight! A very fine piece of Valen-
ciennes was embroidered thus, and
the broderie worked on lace was most
effective; this blouse had chiffon bre-
telles edged with tiny frills, and the
embroidery was done in colored silk
match.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04
shortest Name For a Street,

The thorooughfare which can boast
the shortest name of any In London
Is d News, IN the locality Of Regents 3
Park. 1t is the only surviving AL
phabet" street,. e,, streets Whose
names were simply q letter Of the
alphabet, Some years ago nearly
every letter In the alphabet gave IL
name TO q thoroughfare, but d News
n the only one which hes not had ~
narae lenethened. --Iit-Bits.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04

de gospel bees do. Come in an we'u
lead you to de clover.
you won't come IN? Well, den,
poor things, den stan roun' de out
side an have de drippin's. We's got
honey in dis hive"
"As he spoke said Mr.. Beecher,
II seemed to see my own sermon
shrinking and fading away"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04
s9SIl2E1E;EEFiEzlllsss 1,gEiEEEFEzlls

"You entertain a great deal more
than you did formerly, ] notice.
Yes. indeed. This is the frst really
hospitable cook we ever had. Life.
Papa, what is a gentleman of the
old school?' zone. my son. who
insists on having Bright's disease
when he can abundantly afford ap-
pendicitis Puck
Hubbubs--"Are you ever bothered
with tramps out here?" Subbubs--
No; have sign on the gate read
ing: We are vegetarians. but our
dog isn't philadelphia Press.
Yes" sighed Mrs. Lapsling. 80
phrony suffers terrible from neural
agy. The only relief she ever gets is
when she has an epidemic inserted In
her arm. Chicago Tribune.
These ice mamates
Who charge 80 high
Can't take their ice long
When they die.
Denver Post.
Bertha--"I say. father, you are
still growing?" Father-"No, my
dear. Why" Bertha (puzzled) -
why because the top of your head
is coming through your hair. The
Bystander.
Fat Squire-"But tell you. sir.
this road is private, and you shall
not pass except over my prostrate
bodyi" Cyclist-"All right. guv'-
nor, I'll go back. I've done enough
hill climbing already" Punch.
TOMMY wish our school was
Government offics in Washington.
What on earth do you
wish that for. Tommy" Tommy
Because then us fellers could spell
any old way. Baltimore American
Bank Teller-'I have no doubt you
are Billyuns, the ice magnate. hut
you nlst be identified Can't you
bring in some friend to" Bill
yuns-'I have no friends" Bank
Teller-"It's all right. You're identi-
fed. Life.
Two hearts with but single thought,
Till life is done;
But how much better II two mouths
Could eat as one,
Milwaukee Sentinel
Never hit man when he has got
you down.-Philadelphia Record.
Bacon---"She says she is twenty
eight years old" Egbert-"Weil.
she looks as IL she would say she
was about that old" Yonkers
Statesman.
Let me see, said the Boston ocu-
list, its your right eye that troubles
you, is it not?" "Oh, MOI" replied
the lady; 1T is quite true that my
right eye causes me some annoyance,
but l am bothered more by my alter
ego philadelphia Ledger.
Wife-'Weren't you awfully
frightened, dear. when you made
your first political speech the other
night?" Yes: but got
through safely" Wife--"Safelys
Candidate-"Yes, before anybody
yelled for me to sit down. ."-Detroit
Free Press.
"The road to knowledge. nova
days" said the first old schoolmas-
ter, lis too swift and too easy. It's a
regular railroad" Yes" agreed
the other old pedagogue. "and it's a
railroad with fewer switches than are
necessary" - Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04
sIunI,.

Up spoke a lanquid sybaritc
Who had all things 10 please
And told OF slumbers lac enjoyed
On howery beds OF ease.
"A toiler raised his honest voice
To tell OF sleep serene
Enfolding him. when work was done,
Upon his pallet mean.
And then in praise OF outdoor conch
Spoke one Of gypsy birth.
And said the sweetest rest wns found
Upon the breast of earth
AT this the summer guest arose,
Aside all others swept,
And Doasted that at his resort
Meath blankets he had slept
--McLandburgh Wilson. in the New York
Sun.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04

Furs that have become fiat and oily
looking about the neck may be made
fresh and ike new by rubbing the
fur the wrong way with hot bran.
Furs that have been wet should
never be hung in front of stove or
an open fire to dry.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1906-10-04

Kangaroos readily leap from sIxis
IA seventy feet xbs eresfsel recofa
Cd lap Of horse n thir(f<efe9
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

For years 1 starved, then ]
bought 90 cent bottle of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. and what that
bottle benefited me all the gold in
Georgia could not bay / kept on
taking it and in two months l went
back to my work as macninist In
three months 1 was as we'll and
hearty as / ever was I still use 9
little occasionally as I find it a fine
blood purifier and a good tonic
May you live long and prosper
o N Cornell, Roding, Ga, Aug 81,
1907 Kodol is sold here by all
druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
Made Happy For Life

Great happiness came into the
home of s @ Blair school super
intendent, at st Adams, w Va,
when his little daughter was res
tored from the dreadful comp liant,
he names He sage: my little
daughter had st Vitus' Dance,
which yielded to no treatment but
grew steadily verse until as a last
resort We tried Electric Bitters;
and 1 rejoice to say. three bottles
effected a complete. cure" Quick.
sure cure for nervous complainte,
general debility, female weakness
es. impoverished blood and malaria
Guaranteed by all druggists Price
500
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
An IDEAL Citizen.

In the first place, he is married
man. with a home. cheerful wife,
and some children. This is based
on the idea that the home is the
foundation or true national life,
and that 3 mans selfishness is re-
ducsd By love for Others. He is
a sober man. both in hAbit and
speech. He avoids places of
drunkenness. and all idle, profane
and impure tale. He reads good
books and thinks upon subjects
related to the duties of life. He
studies public questions. discusses
them and endeavors to apply right
knowledge.
He is a candid man. will take no
advantage of fnlsshood and appeals
to no prejudice. He wants the
truth. first of all, and when he is
sure of it he stands for it court
eonsIy. He takes an interest in
the wholesome enterprises of his
Community. He psys his debts,
he goes to church, he supports all
educational enterprise. he always
votes, he pratronizss lectures and
worthy entertainments, he obeys
the Law, he avoids mean gossip, lie
INDUCES in no petty quarrels. is
courteous, kind and just to all.
He is optimistic, but with
enough apprehension to make life
more serious than gay. but through
ont it all is a vein of good humor
that sees the brighter side of things.
In fine. he is hopeful. cheerful.
helpful. and trusts in God as he
trusts in the Law of gravitstioa.
Now. these are possibly not
practicals. They are only ideals.
They do not set themselves up fer
anything else. But ideals are USE
full. In fact, all good men have
ideals; high points of living to
which they aspire. They are our
happiest people. They are our
worthiest oitiz MS So, please do
not despise these ideals. Pick out
few. that you do not happen TO
have. to work up to; in the lam
Gusge of Burns. to his soung
friends:
And may you better rock the reds,
Than ever did the adviser"
Ohio State journal.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Medical men throughout the
world will be interested in the out.
come of test that may be made
in Washington to determine wheth.
AZ typhoid fever can be prevented
and possibly cured by simply
drinking GOLD tea. Typhoid which
is almost always prevalent in
Washington. is unusually severe
this year, and an excellent oppor
tunity is afforded for testing the
claim of a surgeon in the British
army that cold tea is fatal to the
typhoid germ. He has not yet
claimed that the disease can sctu-
ally be CURED by drinking tea, but
he claims that it can be prevented
If it shall be demonstrated that ii
will cure as W II as prevent, one of
the most difficult problems now
confronting the m dicsl profession
will be solved. Evidence tending
to sustain the claim that tea is q
prevention of typhoid is afforded
by the almost complete immunity
from, this disease of the tea drink
ing Japanese. and by the fact that
in England. where tea-drinking is
common typhoid is much less pre-
vslent than in most other coun-
tries.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
A Year of Blood


The year of 1903 will long be
remembered in the home of F N
Taoket. of Alliance. Ky, as a yee1
of blood; which flowed 30 copious
ly from Mr. Thaoket's lungs that
death seemed very near He writes
Severe bleeding from the lungs
and frightful cough had brought
me at deaths door. when | began
taking DR. Kings New Discovery
for Consum ption, with the aston.
ishing result that after taking foul
bottles 1 was completely cured
Guaranteed for Sore Lunpa
Coughs and Colds at all druggistt
Price Soc and 81 90 Trial bottle
free
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Three years ago VIM. E. Ham
mond, of Wilmington, Del news
agent on railroad train, showed
particular kindness to stranger
who was taken ill while travelling
on a train. The sick man was s
O. Draper, of Philadelphia, and he
said he would not forget the
thoughtful kindness of the news.
boy. The other day Hammond re.
oeived word that Mr.. Draper had
left him 5000 in his will.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
Sells More of Chamberlan,s Cough
Remedy Than Of All Others Put
TO1ether

Mr Thos George, a merohsnt at
Mt Elgin. Ontario. says: Il have
had the local sgenoy for Chamber,
lain's Cough Remedy ever since it
was introduced into Canada, and
sell as much of it as l do of all
other lines 1 have on my shelves
put together OF the many dozens
sold under guarantee, l have not
had one bottle returned I can
personally recommend this meui.
cine as have used it myself and
given it to my children and always
with the best results" For sale By
q w ii Hooff and A o Van Gill
der.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
WORK wEAKENs THE KIDNEYS
Doan's Kidney Pills Have Done
Great Service for People Who
Work in Point Pleasant.

Most Point Pleasant people work
every day in some strained, I'm
natural position-bending con
stsnntly over desk-riding on
Jnlting wagons or cars-doing la.
boIious Homework; lifting, reach.
ing or pulling. or trying the bach
in hundred and one other ways
ALI these strains tend to wear
weaken and injure the Kidneys
until they fall behind in their work
of filtering the poisons from the
blood Doan's Kidney Pills cure
sick kidneys. put new strength in
bad backs Point Pleasant cures
prove it
L V Newman, of Main st, Point
Pleasant, W We, says: Governors
straining in lifting and exposure in
my life as farmer, resulted in
weakened kidneys and for long
time 1 suffered agony with the
pains across the small of my back
The kidney secretions were much
discolored and irregular I doctor.
ed continually, without a particle
OF relief Seeing an advertisement
in the papers relating to Doan,s
Kidney Pills. 1 called at G W M
Hooff's drug store and procured q
box The gsod which 1 have de.
rived from the use of those pills,
makes me feel satisfied of the ster-
ling merits of these goods l can
but endorse them"
For sale by all dealers Price
SO cents Foster Milburn Go, Buff.
falo. New York sole agents for the
United Staets
Remember the name-Dosu' g
and take no other 1921.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Harry is the son of lawyer who
talks shop q great deal at home
He had been naughty and his
mother, after getting him into q
back room upstairs. approached
him with slipper upon which she
had secured a firm grip.
"Hold on, ma" the boy howled
"I'm going to carry this case up
and you amt got no right to exc.
cute judgment before We get de.
cision from pa"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
Group

A reliable medicine and one
that should always be kept in the
home for immediate use lie Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy It will
prevent the attack if given as soon
as the child becomes hoarse, or
even after the croupy cough ap
pears For sale by g w ID Hooff
aud A @ Van Glider
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
We could never have loved the

We could never have loved the
earth SO we'll if We had no child.
hood in it Our delight in the SUM-
shine on the deep bladed grass to-
day might be no more than the
faint perception of wearied souls
if it were not for the sunshine and
the grass in the far off ears which
still live in US, and transform our
perception into love
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
In Time Of Peace

In the first months of the Russia
japan war We had a striking ex
ample of the necessity for prepare
ton and the early advantage of
those who. 80 to speak, "have
shingled theiErt offs in dry weather
The virtue of preparation has made
history and given to us our great
est men The individual as we'll
as the nation should be prepared
for any emergency Are you pre-
pared to successfully combat the
first cold you take? A cold can
be CURED much more quickly when
treated as soon as 1t has been con.
tracted and before it has become
settled in the system Chamber.
Iain's Cough Remedy is famous
for its cures of colds and it should
be kept at hand ready for instant
use For sale by G W Nj Hooff
and A Q Van Glider
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
10 Nausemond county Va II

10 Nausemond county Va. the
other night four negroes were slit.
ing around a FIRE in an open FIRE
place. and one of them rolled an
cd bombshell. a relic of the Civil
war. into the GOALS. In about a
half hour the shell exploded, blow.
ing the building 60 pieces and bad.
ly injuring the negroes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
Dairy and Food Commisslon,s ReDOrt

DIT ~Hu NVVu OUMnlLssIOnb Report
The Minnesota Dairy and Food
Commissions analysis shows that
kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar and Bees Laxative Honey and
Tar contained opiates and ofoton
oil Opiates are poisons and oroton
oil is violent poisonous purgatiye
Refuse to accept any but FoIey's
Honey and Tar in a yellow pack
age Foley's Honey and Tar CON
tains no opistes or dangerous drugs
and is the beet cough and GOLD
cure Sold by all druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
Cut this out and take it to q Z

Cut this out and take it to G W
NJ Hooff and A Q VanGilder's
drug store and get free sample of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets For blliousness and con.
stipation they are unequaled They
Improve the appetite, strengthen
the digestion and regulate the
liver and bowels
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Here is our condensed opinion
of the Original Laxative Cough
Syrup: NEARLY all other cough
syrups are constip ting especial,
those containing opiates Ken.
nedy's Laxative (containing)
Honey and Ter moves the 10 wells
Contains no opiates Conforms to
the National Pure Food and DrnR
Law Sold by all druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

There is in mans nature a secret
inclination md motive towards the
love of others. which. if it be not
spent upon one or a few, doth
naturally spread itself towards
many, and maketh men become
humane and charitable.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Disappointments will make us
oenversant with the public part of
our nature. 1t will ohasten us and
prepare MS to meet lcoidents on
higher ground the next time. AS
Hannibal taught the Romsns thst
art of war. SO is all misfortune only
a stepping stone TO fortnne.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14
Pneumonia FOlIoWs q Cola

but never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar II stops the cough,
heals and strengthens the lungs
and prevents Pneumonia Sold By
ell druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

AS showing how the human race
has succeed in climbing upward
during the last 100 years it is worth
recalling that when Sen. Pike dis
covered the peak now bearing his
name he haid no man ever would
be able to reach its summit.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Every time you crowd into the
memory of what you do not expect
it to retain your weaken, its powerr
and you lose your authority to
command it's services Success:
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Give children remedy with g
pleasant taste Don't force un
pleasant medicine down their
throats Kennedy's Laxative Coon
taining) Honey and Tar is most
pleasant to take Children like ii,
md as relief for colds, coughs.
stc, there is nothing better Nc
,piates Conforms to National
Pure Food and Drug Law Sold
by all druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

For the womon who does her
own Homework, rinsing the hand
in vinegar after washing them will
keep them soft and smooth.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Taken as directed, it becomes
the greatest curative agent for the
relief or suffering humanity ever
devised Suoh is Hollister's Rocky
Mountain Tea 80 cents, Tea or
Tablets A @ Van Glider
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

A woman with nine children en-.
tered a street car. The conductor
asked if they all belonged to her,
or was it a picnio2 She replied:
"They are all mine and it's no pic.
MO, either"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Don't think that piles can't be-
cured Thousands of obstinate
GASES have been CURED by Doan's
Ointment 80 cents at any drug
store
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

five are oonrented t. I lnfold the
life within according to the pattern
given us We shall reach the highest
end of which We are capable.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Good for everything a salvs is
used for and especially recommend.
ed for piles That is what we say
of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salye
On the market for years and q
standby in thousands IF families
Get DeWitt's Sold by all drug.
gists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Farmers. mechanics, railroaders.
laborers rely on DR. Thomas Eolec.
trio Oil Takes the sting out of
outs. burns OF bruises at once Pain
cannot stay where it is used
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

The Japanese cure for Brighfs
disease is to eat common garden
radisb, three times daily.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

There onoe was fellow named
Clyde. Who was once at funeral
spied. When asked who was dead
He smilingly said: Il don't know
1 just came for the ride."- Mil
yankee Sentinel.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Youslstomach ohurns and dieests
the food You eat and if foul, or tor
pid. or out of order. your whole
system suffers from blood poison
Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea
keeps you we'll 80 cents. Tea or
Tablsts A Cyan Glider
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Need a good oathartioP A pill
is best Say a pill like DeWitt's
Little Early Risers About the
most reliable on the market Sold
by all druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

Big successes are never won by
taking little troubles homo With
you.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-11-14

A man may build a palace, but he
can never make of it home. TIE
spirituality and love of a woman
alone can accomplish this.