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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-08-27
ION the Bridge at Midnight"

vi TIC DTluSc d. W'uH'9"N'
A noted production, "On the Bridge
at midnight" is due here Friday night,
Aug. 31st, is a remarkable example
Of a true comedy drama. 1t is in fine
contrast with the sensational horse
play that Is often foisted on the un-
suspecting who seek real dramatic en-
tertainmen. The celebrated scenic
superiority Of "On the Bridge at Mid
night" including the great bridge
scene but have supplied a deeply in.
teresting, wholesome story of humor,
pathos and romance woven together
with naturalness. Such comedy char
acters as Reddy, the newsboy, and
Germany, the professor arouse the
most genuine laughter because truly
humorous. The serious roles are pic
lures from life and especially con
vincing as played by the exceptional
company presenting the play this sea
son The cast includes Gus Arthur,
formerly with Cairo's Own Stock Co.
Robert Sherman and an excellent
company presenting the great comedy
drama my Friend From Arkansas,
which will be seen at The opera house
matinee and night, Saturday, Septem-
Der 1st are as popular as ever, This
play has been presented in our city
before but when last seen here Mr..
Sherman himself was not with the
and our citizens no doubt
will be highly pleased to see this ex'
celent actor and his clever company
in this highly entertaining play
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-08-27

chorus will be composed Of a bevy OF
beauties who have been selected from
the various Broadway attractions.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23

He--It is reported around that you
and | are engaged.
Shouldn't you deny it?
He--No; / a afraid to do SO with
out first seeing you.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
A MERRY PARTY.

Miss Evelyn S. Hoehn entertained
a few of her little friends at her
home, in is Lafayette place, yester-
day afternoon, from A until 7 o'clock
in honor of the tenth anniversary of
her birth. Games and music were the
features of the afternoon. Refresh
ments were served about $50 o'clock
after which the games continued I'M
til Z o'clock, when they departed af-
ter having spent a most exceptionally
enjoyable time. Many beautiful and
useful gifts were received. The fav-
orsl wer small Japanese parasols. At
the baby game Miss Lena Hoehn was
awarded the first prize, a gilt cup and
saucer, mad Miss Amelia Carpenter
second, a small Japanese teapot.
Among those present were Alice
Benz, Marjorie Brown, Amelia Car
penter, Lena Hoehn, Florence and
Ethel Brandmier, Marie Hanson,
Bessie EARLY, May Sleight, Gussie
Schneider, Franklin Moore and Fan
Shave Sure, of Manhattan.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
HUGUEN0T.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
MANY TOOK NOTES.

The Reformed church, in Amboy
n was crowded last night when
DR.. J. Seymour EmGns ~Gelivered his
second lecture of the course o First
Aid to the mi red, under the aus
pieces of the BosTd of Educatica of
the city of New York. He took Tor
his subject, Tho traltmeTt OF shock,
bleeding, burns, cxIosure , cold and
frost bites" and was very ably hand
led. A largo number were taking
notes in antici alton of taking h ex-
animation to secure the certificates
of efficiency of thc Society of First
Aid to the Injured, which will be held
by DR.. Emans after the course is
finished. 49,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
WOODBRIDGE.
LOCAL ITEMS.

Miss Estelle Dixon, of New YORK.
spent Sunday with Mrs. S. Dixon, Ill
Upper Main street.
Rev. w. II. Jackson spent Sunday
out of town.
Miss Helen Potter has returned to
her home on Barron avenue after
visiting relatives in Jersey City.
A student from Rutgers Theolog-
ical Seminary preached in the Con-
gregational church Sunday.
Miss Phoebe Freeman, of Railway,
is visiting Mrs. j. H. Thayer Martin
in Newark.
Miss Anna d. d. Dixon is visiting
friends in New York.
Mrs. Henry A. Morris is visiting
her daughter, Mrs. G. A. DeRussey, IN
New Brunswick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Miller, of Ed
CARS Hill, will spend the winter IN
Brooklyn.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. S. Wardle, of
Brooklyn, have returned to their
home after spending a few days with
Mrs. c. j. Demarest on Green street.
Gas is being put in the residence OF
Mr.. Frank Miller, in Main street.
Mr.. Frank Edgar is having his
house, in Upper Green street, decor
ated.
MI. William Murphy and family
moved in the Acken House, on lselln
road, this week.
MI. James Livingood, Jr., has re-
turned to New York after visiting his
aunt, Mrs. F. f. Anness, in Green
street.
Mr.. Peter Rasmussen, of Washing
ton, formerly of this town, ha re-
turned to his home after visiting
friends in Woodbridge and Perth AM
boy.
Miss Juliette McCarrell, of Blau-
welt, N. Y, is the guest of DR.. n
Mrs. J. M. McNulty, of the Presbyter-
ian parsonage.
Mr.. William Luckhurst has return
ed home from an extended trip
through New York state.
Mrs. Eva Sheehan has returned to
her home on Upper Main street after
visiting friends out Of town.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
LOCAL ITEMS.

Miss Blanche Il. Dimock, of Wood
avenue, finished her course in steno-
graphy and typewriting at Trainers
Private school, in Perth Amboy, last
Saturday and has graduated from
that institution.
Emmett Joline, Frank L. Hadkins
and Raymond d. Ellis returned Sun
day from Sullivan county, where they
were on a cunning trip last week.
They brought back about forty part
ridge and several woodcock.
Miss Viola Gibbs, of Broadway,
will attend the Ocean Yacht Club
dance in Stapleton tomorrow night.
Jacob E. Benz and A. M. Sprague,
Of Main street, are New York city Wis
itors today.
George Jelicks, of Kr~eischerville,
has accepted g position at the 5. >.
White Dental Works, in Princes Bay.
John Cavanaugh, formerly of this
place, has a position as foreman IN
the terra Gotta works at Rocky Hill,
N. j. :.
The Tottenville Thimble Club will
be entertained at the home OF Mrs.
w. Scott Post, in Main street, tomor-
row.
Charles II. Higbee, the optician OF
Main street, who injured his leg by
falling over a hydrant in New York
city last week, is able to be about
again. ,
x meeting of Arthur XIII Council
No. 1908. Royal Arcanum, VIII be
held in their rooms tonight.
o.. J. Gross will open a first class
delicatessen store in the Sharrott
building, in Main street, Saturday
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
ToTTEHvILLE.
FOR
THE BAND MEN
Was Given Them for Services
They Rendered at a Church
Fair Ring in Cake.

A banquet was given by Alonzo
Milliken, of Raritan Bay Park, to the
members of the T~ottenville Band last
night at B. e. S%treeter's West End
Hotel, in Main street, in recognition
OF their courtesy in rendering excel
lent music at the lawn party of st.
Pauls M. e. church at his place Aug
ust 4 of this year.
Rev. r. A. Brown, pastor of st.
Pauls M. e. church, was POSTMASTER.
Besides the band Mr.. Milliken had q
number of his friends as his guests.
After dinner speeches were made by
Dr.. H. V. Mccormick, Charles H.
Higbee, Joseph 0. Ayers and e. NJ.
Levinson.
The feature Of the evening was a
large cake that Mr.. Milliken had
made and in which he had placed a
diamond ring. The cake was cut in
many pieces for each member of
the band and the one fortunate
enough to get the ring could keep it.
George A. Moore was the lucky one.
The band played several selections,
after which they departed for their
homes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
MRS. JAMES MERCER DEAD.

Mrs. James Mercer, seventy-five
years and eleven months old, died at
the home of her daughter, Mrs. Ed
ward Androvette, "a Fisher avenue,
shortly after IL o'clock Sunday night
after an illness of several years. She
is survived by her husband and three
children, one daughter and two sons,
Mrs. Edward Androyette and James
w. Mercer, of this place, and Robert
Mercer, of Brooklyn. The funeral
will be held from the residence of her
daughter 2 o'clock tomorrow after
noon. Rev. p. G. Bascon, of Bound
Brook, N. j., a former pastor of Beth
ell M. E. church, this place, will Off
ciate. Interment will be in Bethel
cemetery in Amboy avenue. T.. p.
Bedell & Son are funeral directors.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
SOUTH AMBoY.
LOCAL ITEMS.

Councilman Dey, who has been
spending his vacation in Washington
during the past week, returned home
! Saturday.
Miss Martha Rea has secured the
position formerly occupied by Miss
Mamie Grover, in Sullivan's store
near the post office.
Mr.. Thomas Mackenzie, Of Nova
Scotia, who formerly worked in the
P. r. r. company's shipyard, in this
Norough, several years ago, has re-
lrned to South Amboy and is now
;orking at the old place for the rail-
road company.
Congratulations are in order for A.
Steiner, our corner dry goo6s mer-
chant. 1t is a boy.
Rev. Father Harrington, Of Sayre-
Vile, was a South Amboy Tisitof
Monday.
Mrs. James r. Skimmons, of Main
street, was a visitor at Ocean Grove
Monday of this week.
Judge Mason is SO far recovered
from his recent illness as to be at
tending to business again.
Mr.. N. E. Webb, pastor of the NJ.
P. church, of this borough, has been
returned by the conference for an
other year.
Miss Helen Smock, daughter of Mr..
Earl Smock, of Second street, fell
from a hig stoop on Augusta street.
injuring her head quite severely.
Mrs. George Lining was q Newark
visitor on Friday last through the
kindness of her sister, who came over
in her auto and conveyed her to that
place.
Earl Smock, of Second street, an
engineer in the employe of the Penn
sylvania Railroad Company, at South
Amboy, was a visiotr in the city OF
Philadelphia Monday.
The South Amboy Liquor Dealers
Association met in convention in
Welsh's Hall Monday at 10 a. m.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Dey were en-
t~ertained by Mrs. Richard Lowndes,
the occasion being the birthday of
Mrs. Lowndes. We we're informed
that the circumstances attending the
occasion were such that the guests
md their hostess had a very enjoy
lble time.
Water Commissioner Michael
Leary, who has been living On Second
street, moved from there Monday to
the house he recently purchased OF
Mrs. Cornelius VanPelt, on George
street.
Miss Davis, sister of Mrs. Richard
Parisen, of David street, who has
been forelady for the Acme Under
wear Company for the past year, has
returned to her former home i'll Phil
a~delphia, leaving South Amboy Mon
day.
Engineman Charles Cozzcns, of
Jersey City, spent Monday night with
his family in Main street.
William Bogart, of Second street,
was an out of town visitor Monday.
The new fire alarm box was tested
last night adm proved satisfactory in
every respect.
Arthur Lucas, of Red Bank, was a
Sunday guest of Mr. and Mrs. w. M.
Van Shoick, of Broadway.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23

The woman With thin lips and a
raspy voice stepped up before the Ian
guidly Indifferent ticket seller in the
railway station.
where do you want to go?" he
asked as his jeweled fingers rifled a
bunch of pasteboards.
None of your business where | want
to go!' she snapped. Just you sell
me a ticket to New York, but bear 1t
in mind that I'm going there because
I've got to; not because | want to-
Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
DISCLOSED HER IDENTITY.

Mr.. Greene-I met a woman to-day
hat | used to think a good deal Of at
one time.
Mrs. Greene-Oh. you did"
Yes. ! used to do my very best to
please her"
"Humi"
81 did everything 1 could to win her
affection"
"Goodness!"
And at last l succeeded"
"Wha-"
"She granted all that / asked, and
by so doing made me the happiest
mar alive"
Mercy
81 asked her to come up to n
house with me at once, but h had
some shopping to do, and cannot e
here until evening"
"Mr. Greene, l am going home TO
my mother"
"She isn't at home, my dear. 1t was
your mother that l met. She gave you
to me-"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
PLEASANT PLAINS.
ENJOYED AZ CLAMBAKE.

The f%ourteenth5 annual clambake
of the Andrew Campben, Association,
held at Doty Hotel, in Princes Bay
avenue, last Saturday afternoon, was
one of the most successful hat they
have ever had. The bake was opened
at 3 o'clock and all the members
present. sat down and enjoyed it thor
oughly. Professor Cerbi's orchestra
furnished the music for the occasion.
There was also professional talent,
who entertained the members in the
evening. After dinner Speeches were
made and a good time In general was
had by all present.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
sEWhRER.
LOCAL ITEMS.


Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Solace. of Clin
road, have had the storm door on the
front piazza put up.
Mrs. Charles N. Cooper, of Cliff
road, spent all day Saturday with
friends in New York city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Ponder. of
Woodbridge avenue, entertained
friends Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Wilson Waring, of West ave-
nue., spent Monday morning in Perth
Amboy.
Mrs. Jack Fowler, of Woodbridge
avenue, is confined in the house very
sick.
The Literary Whist Club will be
entertained next Wednesday after
noon by Miss Eloise Gimbernat at her
home on Cliff road.
The Whit" a cat boat owned by
Mr.. Robert Clarkson, of Cliff road,
has been hauled up for the winter.
Mrs. Howard Ponder. of Wood
bridge avenue, entertained guests
from Elizabeth last Sunday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. F. Grant, of Cliff
road, spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Homer Broadhurst, in Flatbush,
Long Island.
Mrs. F. F. Solace, of Cliff road,
spent Monday in New York city,
Miss Johnson, of Woodbridge AVE-
nue., attended a wedding in Perth
Amboy Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Howard Pender, of Wood
bridge avenue, and Mrs. J.. Fowler, of
Woodbridge avenue, attended a mat
inee in Elizabeth Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Wilson Warning, of West ave-
nue., spent Saturday morning out of
town.
Mrs. Peter McGoverin and James
McGoverin, of Woodbridge avenue,
moved to their new home on West
avenue, Sewaren, last Thursday.
Miss Helen Ballard,o of Cliff road,
spent Wednesday night with Miss
Buyers, of Brooklyn.
Mrs. John Fowler, of East avenue,
spent Saturday morning out of town.
Mrs. Robert Pender, of Wood
bridge avenue, spent all day Saturday
in New York city.
Mrs. Edward Fawkner, of East
Railway, spent Friday afternoon in
town with friends.
Miss Annie Sullivan, of Perth Am
boy, was in town Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Longstreet, of Woodbridge
avenue, spent Saturday afternoon
with friends in Perth Amboy.
Mrs. Hawkins, of Cliff road, spent
last Friday afternoon out of town.
Mrs. Whitaker, of West avenue,
spent Saturday morning with friends
in Railway.
The trolleys were again late in
town all day Saturday.
Mrs. e. d. Wright, of East avenue,
spent Saturday evening with friends
in Woodbridge.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Fowler, of East
avenue, entertained a few friends at
their home last Saturday evening
with cards.
Mrs. T. w. Ames, of West avenue,
spent Saturday afternoon in Wood
bridge with friends.
Miss Katy Querck, of Perth Am
boy, spentsS Sunday afternoon in town
with Mrs. Longstreet, of Woodbridge
avenue.
Mrs. Frank Mazzeur, of West ave-
nue., spent Saturday afternoon in
Woodbridge.
Mrs. @. w. Boynton spent last Sat
urday in New York city.
Mr.. Coffee, the night Waterman
in Sewafen, is spending his vacation
with h~isbrother in Plainfield.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander Peterson,
of Woodbridge avenue, were in Eliza
beth Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Peter McGoverin, OF west
avenue, entertained Mr.. John Gerlty,
of Woodbridge, Sunday evening.
Mrs. n. d. Wright, of East avenue,
spent Sunday evening with friends IN
Woodbridge.
Miss Anna Waring, of West ave-
nue., spent Monday morning out OF
townsA
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
GOING BACK AGAIN.

Benjamin F. Lose, who about two
years ago came from Burnham,
Miflin county, Pa, and located in
South Amboy, occupying a house be-
longing to Mr.. Samuel Locker, on
Broadway, and later living at the Salt
Works neal Amboy, will returnto his
former home in Pennsylvania about
the first of November. MI. Lose II .
veteran of the Civil War.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
METuCHEN.
ITEMS.

The pharmacy has not yet been
opened to the public.
Glass meeting was held in the
| Methodist church yesterday morning
at 10 o'clock.
Mr.. Alvin Decker is still suffering
rom the effects of his fall.
The Powers cottage on Main street
has been rented to Mr.. John st. John,
of Perth Amboy.
Mrs. Edward Wilson is or the sick
list,
Miss Louise Fisher, of New Bruins
wick, will give a course of "Parlor
Talks" in Metuchen this winter, be-
ginning next month at the home OF
Mrs. Washington Wilson.
The Metuchen Athletic Club and
the Perth Amboy high school played
football at Perth Amboy Saturday af-
ternoon, resulting in favor of the
latter.
The anniversary exercises OF the
Presbyterian Sunday school have
been postponed until next Sunday on
account of the storm.
Miss Mason, Miss Edwards and
Miss Dean enjoyed a day at James
burg, Saturday.
C. G. Campbell sold this week the
Edwards house in Main street to A.
S. Coleman.
William Brabyn has purchased a
lot in Main street and will begin
building a house at once.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Litterst Will
leave town this week and Mr.. and
Mrs. William Roe will take posses
sion of the Emery house.
New doors have lately been pur-
chased by the Methodist church and
will soon add greatly to the appear
ance of the neat little edifice.
The children's sewing class con-
ductde by the B. /. l.. meets every
Saturday morning in the Reformed
church parlors. Mr.. Pearse and Mrs.
Strong are in charge, assisted by
others.
Mr.. Crehore returned from his
business trip to Chicago this week.
Rutgers College Glee Club will
give a concert in Robins Hall Novem-
Der 20.
The "Quiet Hour" meets Thursday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. Moody
B. Smith.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
rs AWAY.

Mrs. Elias Hillyer died at the home
Of her sister, Mrs. Charles Rose, Mon
day. The circumstances surrounding
her death are somewhat sad. 1t is
learned that some time ago she came
to her sisters home to care for her,
she having been an invalid for some
time. Several times it has been re-
ported that Mrs. Rose's condition was
SO serious that she was not expected
to live, yet she has rallied and is still
living, while the sister who was con
sidered fully able to care for the in
valid has been called away.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
RAIN HINDERs WORK.

The Board of Health of the Dor
ough of Richmond has taken up the
matter of the sewer that runs from
Station avenue across Amboy avenue
to private property in this place, as
told in the NEWS Saturday, and is
making a thorough Investigation, but
on account of the heavy rain the past
few days nothing has yet been accom-
plished.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
NO EDDINe E [

I love a most lovable girl,
She's not only a peach, but a pearl,
And what's better, you see,
Is that she's fond of me,
Though she's quite good enough for ar
earl.
another thing isn't half bad;
The knowledge, in fact, makes me glad;
And that is, it's my fate,
l am glad to relate,
be on good terms with her dad.
Again and again have l kissed her,
And found her a Passive Resister.
But we'd her? Not /!
It's impossible. Why?
This charming young lady's my sister!
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23

The Philemon Literary Club met in
Knights of Pythias hall, in Amboy
avenue, at 3:15 o'clock yesterday af-
ternoon and a delightful time was
had by all members present. AS this
was teachers day, Miss Anna Buss-
ing was in charge of the meeting. Re-
freshments of cocoa and cake follow
ed, after which they departed for
home.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
is UP TO DATE.

Our genial grocer at the foot of
First street, George Scully, believes
in being up to date all along the line.
While his groceries are second to
none, he has arranged matters so If
you will just put a telephone in your
home you can sit there and give your
order without the least inconyen-
fence. He having placed a telephone
in his store SO his customers are not
compelled to wait until the order man
comes around. THERE'S nothing like
an up-to-date man, especially If he is
q grocer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
local ITEMS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Emmett Crispin have
returned to their home in Brooklyn
after a visit to Mrs. Crispin's parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Winant A~ndrovette, in
Bay View avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Moore, of
are receiving congratula-
lions on the birth of a baby girl last
week.
Brothers, in Amboy avenue died last
night after being sick Tor a Gay or SO.
Miss Sadie Polhemus, OF Seguine
n visited friends IN Bayonne
Sunday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
TOTTENvILLE.
SPECIAL TRAIN
TO TAKE THEM
Party Stalled al TOttenMIIe Sun
day Night Man Threatened
Suit If He Lost Job.

A party of eight people bound for
Manhattan had a special train to take
them to st. George Sunday night. The,
train schedule, which went into.
effect October IA, says that the last
train leaving here for New York is
11:2S o'clock. One of the party
threatened suit and the train was pro-
duced. 1t seems there we're
GUS errors in the train schedule as
published and the people had one
with the erros in it.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
Life in a Great City.

They were not exactly from the
rural districts, but near it.
AS he finished registering at the
Grand avenue hotel the clerk politely
asked:
BATH"
The guest laid down the pen, looked
at his wife and asked:
"Saray, do We want a bath?"
"Why no, Hiram," she replied shy
ly. You know we both took one be-
fore we left home."-Milwaukee SEN
tinel.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
Her Position.

edo you think your latest matri-
monial venture will be for the better
or tho worse?" :
81 can't say" answered the sensa-
tional actress, with a look of res
ignation. Everything is now in the
hands of my press notwithstanding
ton Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
MRS. HAGAR,S

Mrs. Isabel Hagar, wife OF Eman-
uel Hagar, died yesterday morning
about s o'clock. The funeral services
will be held Wednesday at 2 o'clock
from her late residence at Mechanics
VILE and 2:30 o'clock at the John
Street M. e. church. Rev. N. e.
Webb, of the M. P. church, will have
charge of the funeral service. In
tdrment will be in Christ church Gem
etery. Stillwell & Mason will direct
the funeral.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
PIENTY or

The storm Sunday was such out IN
the bay that it drove schools of Span
ish mackerel up the creek at Nor
gans, and as the waters receded upon
the falling of the tide, many of them
were stranded in the little pools up
the creek. We were told that Mr..
Richard Furman alone captured two
and one-half bushels of fish this way.
The fish market was brisk Monday
morning.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
WANT THE DOG.

Messrs. Hubbard & Dell were un
fortunate last week in losing a dog
which they priced veryF highly. Mr..
Dell has called on one of u local
Justices in reference to the matter
and a Y the parties who took the
dog are known and unless the same
is returned this week they will find
q larger proposition to overcome than
they anticipated.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
EUCHRE.

The Ladies Auxiliary of st. Pat
rick's church, Richmond, is making
arrangements to hold its annual pro
gressive euchre for the benefit of the
church in the German Club rooms
Tuesday, December a. Tickets, which
are 81 each, may be had from any o.
the ladies in the parish or at the door
the night of the euchre. A dance will
follow the cards.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
PAINFUL

While at work in the Atlantic Ter
ra Gotta Works, in Broadway, yester-
day afternoon about A o'clock, Mich
atel McCabe, a carpenter, of Wood
avenue, vas using an adze when a
piece Of lumber accidently struck the
handle of the adze and the sharp edge
cut a cash in his right instep about
two and one-half inches long. He
was taken to his home, where he was
attended by DR.. David Coleman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
Family lies.

Diggs-Did you hear about MRS.
Weeds?
Biggs-No; what of her? IS
DiggsEWhy, she married her FORM
or husbands brother last week.
Bigg$-You don't say!
Diggf-Yes; and now she refers to
the late lamented as her deceased
brothet iu-law.-Chicago Daily News.
Sui eribe for the NEWS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-10-23
!, they Passed the Summer,

Knicker-How did they pass tn,
GUNNER? !
J Bocker-His wife went away and
l-ied to be a gay young kitten, whilel
lie stayed at home and tried to be a
sad old dog=N. Y. Sun.