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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27
Funeral of Late Miss Maria A. Poor.

The funeral of the late Miss Maria
A Poor was held at the home OF the
doc.asad 19S Northern avenue at 1.3o
o.,lock Yesterday afternoon. Rev. r
II N.wbert was the officiating clergy =
,,,n Vocal selections We're rendered
by Mrs. Nj. f. Sawtelie. me i'i'e.
ment was made at the 1ainiiy lot IL
! MI. Vernon avenue cemetery
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27
e.,Iv Sunday at Green ST. Church.

Tomorrow Oct. 2S will be Rally Day
in Green st. Methodist EPlsc"p''
church. The minister will preaci, -
children teachers and parents at io''c
subiect 1.-The Child and the kingaolii'
There will be a Baptism OF chiiuisi
and the Vested choir will sing LOT ,h'
first time. The Bible School VIII De III
tensely interesting to every VISITOR an
on will he made welcome. Inc kliiuel
earten will be open to visitors TINS gun
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27
STATE OF MAINE.

STATE OF MAINE.
Executive Department. Augusta oc' -''
1906 Iot;tion
Notice is hereby given that ,! re,l!'o. u
rnnvirt in Eenncbec County Jail: ilnoe,
sentence for the crime Of maintaining ~,
liquor nuisance is now pcnding oe' haer ing
Governor and Council. ana mo,nriI
Chamber ut Augusta. on Thursday !y.,o,d 1nt
Eth day Of November next, at ~ o'oe'
A. NJ. 1nnxyN
Deputy Secretary Of State
ncf9-cntnf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27

The following corporation has hieo
its certificate of organization at the OF
flee of the secretary of State: Easter"
Machine Co. organized at Kittery for the
nurpose of carrying on the business or
,,acb,nicaI and electrical engineers, tool
workers, machinists. FOUNDERS i"' -,
workers, smiths, builders, etc. WIN
$500. 900 capital stock, of when noun
ing is paid in Officers: President Al
bert f. Knowlton of Boston, MASS
treasurer. Joseph w. Halves of kittery
Certificate filed Oct. &c, 1906.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27

40.3G6 testimonials received in two
wears, describing and proving cures Of
All these diseases and ailments, should
convince everybody Of the extraordi-
nary merit OF this great blood-purllier
and tonic medicine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27

col n. S. Purinton left yesterday 10
ioin the Governor and Council on trip
to Portland for the purpose OF VISITING
the State School for Boys at cape EiiZa-
beth and the Maine School for the Deaf
at Portland The visit to the first nam
ed school Friday was the first time that
the Council had visited the school In
BODY since the main building was com
menced. although members had maue
frequent visits individually Last night
the party were guests at the JEFFERSON
theatre. where they witnessed the pro-
duction of Mile Modesto"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27

Whenever YOU have any sympathy TO
bestow, direct 1t towards the
woman who never used Hoi'' -
Rocky Mountain Tea or TapIe's' %"
cents. Bowditch, Webster & 90
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-10-27
Makes Pure Blood

As a specific remedy for all
diseases and ailments origina-
ting in or promoted by an i'm
pure impoverished or devita-
lied condition Of the blood,
Hoods Sarsaparilla is thcmost
widely and generally useful Of
all medicines. 1t has made it.
self peculiarly welcome in the
homes Of the people, by its
radical and permanent cures
Of such common Affections as
scrofula, eczema, all cruptions,
catarrh, rheumatism, dyspep-
sia, kidney complaint, loss of
appetite, that tired feeling and
general debility.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
WORST CLASS OF BURGLARS


The chief constable Of Liverpool Is
Of the opinion that education is re-
hning the latter-day criminals. and
prominent criminoloEist indorses this
view.
Says the chief constable In his an
nual report: The burglar avoids vio'
lence whenever possible. and chooses
when occasion offers more subtle forms
OF rogucry Bill sykes if 20 be dread
ed less than Ranles. and the latter Is
TO be- found less than the accom-
plished scuundrel who lays far-reach.
ing plans To swindlc whole commu
nifty
Men who 90 years ago would have
been burglars or highwaymen are to.
day bogus company promoters ano
well-dressed swindlers OF various
kinds Their prohs are enhanced anc
their risks diminished, and have nc
doubt that this Is one Of the fruits Of
modern education.
For education. like all other things
has It's dark side An inevitable re.
suit OF little learning liz to develop
hypocrisy where the moral training Il
not commensurate with the merely in.
tellectual culture.
child OF to-day, whose ethical
... NIX IL neglected and who has In.
hcrited criminal instincts. is launched
on society with a better equipment for
career Of crime Ills education has
made him sharper and fuller OF de.
vices, It gives intelligence to his fraud
ulent instincts and widens his radius
/ of practice
Criminals Of this kind are the mos
dangerous to society because they er,
the most insidious
As the twig Is bent 80 the tree In
cllnes. Insist on the moral and reli
goius training Of children IA well NJ
upon the purely intellectual trainini
Of children
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
PRINCIPAL NEWS BUREAU.
cobbler- Barber Who Was the Chief
Medium Of Information in
General.

A laxative and self-important young
court Atenogrnpher went with n detailed
Judge TO one OF the feud towns In the
Kentucky mountains TO do his part In
holding a term OF court
II was small place. relates the satur.
day Evening Post. far from a railroad
and the inhabitants were all feudists of
one elan or another After a day or two
at the little hotel the stenographer said
to the hotel keeper. Where's the bar
Der shop"
Amt no barber shop here" the
bonlface replied I'VE all mostly lets
our hair grow"
But cant ! get shaved anywhere7"
"Oh, yes, reckon you kin. Uncle joe
down to the cobblers shop sometimes
shayes folks"
The stenographer went 10 Uncle Joe's
and found the cobbler TO be a mild Imam.
nered old man. with flowing gray whisK-
ers and a pale and beatinc blue eye.
Uncle Joe said he could shave him and
he got out razor and shaving mug
The stenographer sat down on chair
and leaned back. He waited In some
trepidation, but the old man was skill.
full and gave him u good shave.
II was necessary for the young man
to talk. 80 when the barber was on his
throat he said: Good many murders
around here, amt there?"
well. subj" the barber said. "wo
don't call them murders Howsomever.
there is some killin's, II that Is what
you mean"
"oh, we'll" said the young man. "a
suppose one names rs good as another
When was the last kllling2"
"A man was shot out here In the
square last week"
who shot HIM"
The barber brought the razor up on
the young mans Adams apple. u did"
he said.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
A1LEAsr ONE IMPROVEMENT.
ouaiiy Had Been Added To, " Guam
tity Was shy.

Jol Perkins was one Of the FIRST set
tier In the plantation Of Milton. OK
ford county. Me. Taking up a section
OF Wild land. he built himself q cabin
and ZACH season cleared small patch
and raised a fair crop Of grain and po
tatod
Oner settlers came In around him,
and be was able from time to time TO
sell Dem a portion Of his surplus crop.
trusting them until they could pay.
Having no account books. he marked
with chalk on his cabin door what
they owed him.
After several years he thought he
could afford 10 take a wife. and, ind'
ing comedy lass In the noighboring
town Of Bethel. he married her and
took her home.
While Joel was az work In the fields
his wife spent the time cleaning up tho
house One night. on his return. she
called his attention 20 what she had
done especially 20 the inside Of tho
cabin door
"Oh. Mary" he cried you have
rubbed out all my accounts agin tho
nelghbors. and don't know what
shall dol"
"Oh. never mind, Joel" she said
you can mark II all down again"
He made no reply, but, taking Z
piece Of chalk. covered the door one,
more with figures and. with a sigh, sa
down.
There. Joel" exclaimed Mary, "
knew you could do Il, and you have
haven't your"
We'll, Mary, don't know as have
writ down as much as had before, bu
I know one thing IT'S agin a darne'
sight better men!'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
mot so DARNED FUNNY"
"Uncle Dave" Thought He Had List
ened 20 Mark Twain, But
He Hadn't.

Col. Armory Knox. of Texas sin-
ings and border ranger fame, was the
first manager Of the daily newspaper
that ex-GOy. Douglas established az
Brockton. Just before the paper was
launched Mr. Douglas introduced the
colonel to the Democrats Of Brock
ton at a banquet Col. Knox made
little speech, In which he said that
he would furnish the brains for the
paper, while Mr., Douglas would FUR
nish the money. Then he told a very
good story, thus:
Old Uncle Davis went from q little
village TO Boston 90 hear Mark Twain
lecture at Music hall BY mistake ne
got into fremont temple and heard
a discourse by Rev. Joseph Cook.
When he got home and was seated
In the grocery store among his Gro
MES, one Of them asked. well, Tn.
Gle Dave, was that there Mark Twain
funny?"
why yes" drawled the old man,
"he were funny, but" musingly, he
weren't so darned funny"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
RAPE ron sHeep PASTURE.
Nothing Better, Says a Huron (coun.
~ Ohio Farmer.

have never fopnd any pasture on
which sheep will do Az well as rape.
I have sown II altogether as catch
crop and II has done wonderfully
we'll. ! SOW II just before the last cul.
tlvntion ~ corn, usually about the
middle ~ July Then the corn IL 80
large that the cultIvating has TO be
done with a single horse Tho plants
will make the greater part Of their
growth after the corn Ia cut mp.
This scson conditions were favor
able and ! sowcd July 6 and followed
up the same day with the wheel cult
yator and two horses. making short
easy and complete job II took three
hours 10 SOW ten acres and the cult
yaGng took little more than one
half day The seed cost t2S0-35
pounds at eight cents a pound. The
cost was a mere trine compared 10 the
value OF tho crop. The corn stands
little thin on the ground. the land
Ia rich. and ! look for a great crop OF
forage that will come on when the 9th
or pastures are brown and dry. l will
turn lambs in about the middle or last
Of September. They will not modest
the coso "a tn.ts ,aioss ana me szsass,,
succulent rape will at this time dc
them n world Of good.
The crop Is 30 easily and cheaply
grown In this way. says tho Farm
and Home. that no man who keeps
sheep can afford 10 do without
II. Every fockmaster knows the ad
vantage OF having his sheep 10 into
winter quarters In high condition
They are 30 much more easily and
cheaply wintored. and the rape gives
them fine start on the road. II will
surprise any sheep man 10 see how
quick lambs will respond to the pas
turago Of mxuriant rape. and con
slderlng how chcaply II can be grown
no fiockmastor can AFFORD to do with
out H.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
+, GIVES bAeIEs BANK ACCOUNTS.
Maine ssn starts One for Every
I'D Born in His Town.

ine ancial world has surely not
hlthei had much startling news To
ehton' of Thomas Dnsmore. OF Pal.
eIino, Nfnuebcc county Maine says
the An" ricau Banker That gentle.
man u" not surprised the commu.
MY in'e thrues Of admiration by the
es'aolsi mont Of hero funds nor the
iouhua'iln of any libraries lie has
not oeea Identified with any huge cor
porauon engaged In cornering the
earun' loF The oarths good. no doubt.
nor mas be- purchased highly priced
WORKS art and presented them to
an unt hCful country that Insists
upon hl paying duty on the gifts
But ID a vay Mr. pnsmoro soous
TO nave Iconered all the praise and
grautul1 DO his locality aud he Ger
tainly hl W = monopoly In his parucu.
lar indu Itry
At pm Bent he Is engaged buslly in
presenul ~ new bankbooks showing q
five dollhr deposit 70 each new baby
which arrives In his community. Il
VIII De hcun az once that this is not
only eNtlynt for the banks and fine
for the babies, but It will In an like.
lihood fcyont any apprcciable tend.
ency totari race suicide
Some lime ago Mr. Dinsmute be-
gan the practice OF presenting every
school 4aduatc with new handbook
and onehollar The good work ~ this
gonuomlu is necessarily limited. but
he has sounded the depths Of the coun.
try's need Not by railing against
capital and capitalists nor preaching
equality and the equal distribution OF
property viii the evil OF huge
money concentration be rcmediod by
teaching foresight and iudicious say.
ing TO ue children and intoxicating .
spirit oi desire Of possession In the
beginning Of their education he will
do more toward increasing the aver
age wealth Of the people than any
other project yet put forth.
Massachusetts a fairly conservative
state, calculates that its people save
on an average 80 cents a week
each. The ahsurdity Of such figure
In the face OF the extremely high rate
OF wages Ia patent TO every sensible
person. Il Is high time that the cit
liens OF the country began to realize
that more economy thrift and indus
try on their part would change the
conditions which they consider a dan.
ger to the nation Careful considera
ton OF the subject will show that
these qualities are what made the
other mans fortune for the most part
Therefore, Of vital use 70 the mental
moral and financial condition OF tho
coming generation is the good work
Mr. Dinsmore IL doing In Maine among
children Teach them that a handbook
Is a sign Of respectablllty. Decrease
the tendency TO squandor the whole
Of the income on Injuries without re
gard 10 future needs and possible
wants, and the socialistlc as well as
the monetary conditions Of the coun.
NY Niil show nm iamediSss isaps"~e
menti
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
POINTS ABOUT THE HOG.


The hog quarters should be kept In
such condition that they win never be
faint TO the air blowing over them.
Don't think that high breeding can
take the place OF good feeding or
course much depends on the breed,
but more on the feed.
Don't expect the the pigs TO thrive
In muddy pens and damp beds. They
will dlsappoint you every time II
you do.
II the SOW is kept in good condition
on the right Kind Of food her pigs
will be strong and vigorous.
A good SOW In perfect health always
loses flesh while sucking a litter OF
pigs and needs 10 be well fed.
Pigs often Jack vigor because tho
brood sows are kept too fat A good
thrifty condition is much better for
the pigs than too much fat.
As rule aged brood sowa are the
most prolific. the best mothers ana
produce the most vigorous offspring.
Usually the hogs with coarse,
straight hair will not fatten near 30
rapidly as the one with soft fine hair.
The thumps m pigs Is often caused
by an excess OF fat about the internal
organs and especially around the
heart
Every narrowing SOW should have
n shelter to herself and be put In II
Ia tIuip IA ret acquainted with lOi
surroundings.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
RobespIerreIs ehanne Of Heart.

Robesplerre, Of the French reyolu
ton, the man who was destined 10
deluge France with blood, was, not
long before his frlghtful career OF
power began. one Of the most strenu.
Gus opponents OF capital punishment.
While he was still an obscure advocate
at his native Arras he threw mp an ap
polntment because Of his opposition to
this form OF penalty And just when
his st4r was IN the ascendant he bold.
~ harhpgued the national assembly Ia
prove sthat the punishment Of death
Is esslntially unjust. that Il has no ten
dency 10 repress crimes, and that II
multiBles offenses much more than II
dlmln hes them
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31


that there won't be any core7"
Yes"
when you look az the wall paper
does your brain do a sort OF loop-the-
loop and cause you to meld 100 acres or
double pinochle7' ~
Yes. and so kings. tool"
DO you feel a slight palpltatlon OF the
membrane OF the colorado madura and
Is there confused murmur In your
brain like the sound Of a Woodworking
gas meter2'
You've got me sized good and plenty,
doc!"
DO you have insomnia. nightmare,
loss OF appetite. chills and fever and
concealed respiration In the carolina
pcrfecto?"
That's the idea, doc
when you lie on your right side do
you have an impulse to turn over on
your left side. and when you turn over
on your left side do you feel an impulse
to Jump out OF bed and throw stones at
a policeman
There isn't anything you can men
UOnt uoCt lnul maven boNl
"Ahl" said the doctor; then that set
ties II"
Tell me the truth. doctorl" |
groaned: what is II, bubonlc plague?"
You have something worse-you
have the grip" he whispered. gently.
"You see | tried hard 20 mention some
symptom which you didn't have. but
you had them all, and the grip IL the only
/ disease In the world which makes a spe-
clalty OF having every symptom known
/ TO medical Jurisprudence.
Then the doctor got busy with the pen
ell gag and left me enough prescriptions
20 keep the druggist In pocket money
| throughout the summer.
Later my wife came In and asked me
how | felt, and when | began TO dis
course amiably about undertakers she
nut up a howl that brought the rest OF
the family around the bedside on a hur-
ny call,
When / told them had the grip each
and every member Of the household from
Uncle Peter down TO the cook began IA
suggest remedies, and II had taken hall
they suggested they could have sold me
10 a Junk dealer and got good money
That evening our nexi-ooor neighbor
bud Taylor. came IL and advised me 10
take qulnlne and whisky every time
felt shooting pain.
/ took his advice. but at the end o
the first hour the score was 9S 20 % II
favor Of the shooting pains, and tn,
whisky had such an effect on the quinn,
that II made the germs Jealous so be
tween them they cooked up little blacl
man who advised me 10 chase Bud on
II the house, which did by throwing
medicine bottles az him,
That night the whisky and quinn,
ield a directors me6 ding with the germ
and then they would up with a sort o
Mardi Gras parade through my system
? ! was the goat
When daylight broke ! WAS a tota
wreck. and I swors that the next per
son that said whisky and quinine to m
j would get an his.
After breakfast another friend o
ours. lack Gibson blew in, and afte
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31

30 the joints feel sore and pinchet
like poolroom?" he said
Right"
Does your tongue feel rare and high
priced like porterhouse steak at n
summer resort2'
1T dol"
DO you feel a spasmodic dutterIng In
the concertlna7"
"Yes!"
Have you sort Of nervous hesita-
ton In your hunger and does everything
you eat taste like an impossible sand
wich?"
"Kenol"
Does your nerve center tinkle-tinkle
like n breakfast bell?"
Right again."
-lIaye you feeling that the germs
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31

he looked me over his weary eye fell on
the deoanter
Then Jack smacyed his lips and whtS
pered that the best cure for the grip was
q glass of whisky and uuinine every
time felt chIlls and fever. and he'd be
glad 10 Join me
When loving hands picked Jack M AZ
the bottom " the stairs he was almost
lnsulted bat he quieted down when my
wife explained To him that was suhef.
Ink not only from the grip but that
had also a slight attack Of ilu-iitsu.
After weeks NJ study devoted to the
subject have come to the conclusion
that the only way 20 cure the grip u 10
stay stick until YOU get better.
That's what dld!
Copyright isoi. by q " Dillingham; Coz
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31

Say. did you ever spar few hot /,
rounds with a real attack of grip?
when II comes right down to a case |
Of being bad boy the grip has every |
other disease slapped to a sit-down.
had the grip some weeks ago and |
ever since my system has felt like eight !
cents worth Of cheese
The medicine sharps tell MS that the
grip is caused by a little germ which
emigrated to this country originally
from Russia
II that's the case I'm glad the laps
put the boots to the ear wish they
would go after him again and Kick his
crown on
IN bet even money that the father Of
the first grip germ must have been a
bombshcll and his mother was some re-
lation to one OF Kuropatkin's retreats.
It's dollars to prctzels that the grip
germ is the busiest idea that was ever
chased by a doctor.
Nobody knows just how or when the
grip germs break into the system. but
once they get foothold In the epiglot-
lis nothing can remove them except in
ward applications OF dynamite
The grip germ hates the idea Of race
suicide.
From one small germ there will arise
and go forth a family the size OF which
was never dreamed Of In the philosophy
Of our wise and busy president
don't know just exactly how they
happened 10 warm wise to me. but
newly married couple Of grip germs took
a notion 10 build n nest somewhere on
the outskirts Of my solar pleXus, and two
hours later they had about 233 children
attending the public school In my
medusa oblongata; and every time
school would let out for recess ! would
20 up In the air and hit the ceiling with
my topknot
Before the next morning came all
these grip children had graduated from
school and after tearing down the
schoolhouse the whole bunch had mar
ried and had large families Of their own.
and all hands were out padding their
canoes on my alimentary canal.
BY nine O'Clock that morning there
must have been s5.0O0.000 grip germs
armed with self-loading reyolyers all
trying TO shoot their initials over the
walls Of my interior department,
II was hercel
When the doctor arrived on the scene
I was carrying enough concealed weap-
ons TO extermlnate the entire japanese
army.
I'm up TO one thing and that Is that
the Russians couldn't beat the laps be-
cause all the national energy and yitaii-
" emigrated from ST. Petersburg and
came over here with the first grip germs
II the ear OF all the Russians had
been a wise little father he would have
encouraged the grip germs to remain
loyal 10 their native land and then he
could have sent them out TO Manchuril
10 bite the ramparts out OF Gen. Oyama
instead OF chasing inofensive American
citizens into the drug stores.
Well, anyway, the medicine mixerblev
In, threw his saws behind the sofa, pu
his dip net on the mantelpiece and tool
n fall out OF my pulse,
"Ah!" he said. after he had noted thai
my tongue looked like a ourrycomb.
The same TO you, doc" said.
"Ah!" he said, looking hard at th'
wall.
Say. dOcl" | whispered; there M
use TO cut on my leg because the germ
will hide In my elbow"
DO you feel shooting pains In thu
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
Hurdle for sheep.

one made Of ordinary fencing ium.
Der either six or four inches wide,
and one inch thick. each panel being
ten or twelve feet long. as desired.
The braces, SAYS the Farm and
Home. are made uf the same material.
and when set upright the panels are
placed In the nutchcs of the uprights
and we'll Tapped to prevent them
from slipping out
These hurdles may be- moved once
each day preferably In the after.
noon, so that the sheep will not
gorge themselves on the frosh for.
age while they are hungry. which
they will do II II was moved In the
morning.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31
-
1IJ'E 8 m
A Small shed.Roofsd Hog House.

they can be introduced n not desired.
This plan rs also six feet square. The
whole idea OF construction - we'll
brought out In the Illustration.
Both OF these small houses, says
the Prairie Farmer are designed for
field use where hogs are put out 10
pasture and require some sort Of pro-
lection from heat and storm. Many
who use similar houses report that
they have no trouble Ia housing hogs
In them throughout the winter
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-08-31

Continued good health, good food.
protection from the inclomonciel OF
the weather. show their influence In
the production Of even staple OF the
best quality, while deficiency In either
respect will leave its impression upon
the fbre