Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-23

that In the bottom OF his soul he thinks
he is as great a lawyer as either OF
them"
FORAKER AND TlLLMAN BILLS.
Now" continued Tillman II Just
have a word for my friend from Ohio.
who made some allusion to his bill
moment ago, and, with the pride OF
paternity, he practically said It was
the only good bill that had been intro.
duced. He forgot that little baby OF
mine, which he, along with my friend
from Rhode Island (Aldrich), was so
much IN love with when It was brought
modestiy into this chamber that they
Indicated a desire. IL | would consent.
TO put some little cloak of court review
around the little infant, that they
would adopt It,
WHY HE REPORTED THE BILL.
After saying "that bantling Is sleep
ing peacefully" referring to his own
bill, he thus explained how he came TO
be In charge of the house bill Some
body by some hocus pocus-I hardly
know how II happened to us UNI
expectodly and In a great hurry dumped
this baby IN my arms IL IL supposed
to be or said to be for the purpose uf
giving the people relief, am suspicious
Of the b6ntling itself. but. finding that
the Interstate commerce committee
would do nothing hut talk and talk.
thought Il was best to bring this con-
troversy into the senate and out in the
open"
WILL GET EVEN WITH GARDNER.
There are women who are waiting 10
taf Vlt,,
OF Massachusetts. chairman Of the OK.
position committee who Is opposed TO
appropriations for eXpositions They
are all interested In the coming James
town exposition, or at least that por
ito. of It which relates to Pocahont1A
nnd q monument to the memory Of TINT
Indian woman who figured 50 promi.
nently in the history of Virginia.
Il am going to live long enough. d"
said one of the ladies who has already
reached the uncertain age period. ito
SEQ Gardner and all Massachusetts
down here asking for a large appr0
prIatlon for the exposition that com.
memorates the landing of the pilgrims
IN wager they win want 81 o00oso
DESCENDANTS OF POCAHONTAs.
In this same connection learned
immortalize Pocahontas have started
in by making AN effort to obtain the
descendants of this woman and have
found 100. who have reported them
selves To the association.
That is a pretty good Joke on the
professor of history Of Johns Hop
kins" remarked u particularly clever
woman for he has declared that Po-
cahoutas was n myth and existed only
in the minds of Il few romaucers who
wrote tales of the early settlements in
the colonies Now, I say that Poca-
hontas had more Influence on the early
history of America than any other Wo-
man except Isabella OF Spain"
COOKE l1LL COULD NOT TELL.
No one ever tells where executive
session stories come from; hence lt
was not strange that "A newspaper man
who had not been In Washington long
supposed they came from senators.
When Senator Cockrell was still "A SEN
ator there had been a contest in execu-
tive session over a Missouri appointee.
and the Missouri scribe went to Sena-
tor Cockrelfs residence to make in
quiry about It.
Let me see" said the Missouri SEN
ator, and reaching for book he
opened II and read:
"All Information communicated or
remarks made by a senator when act
ing upon nominations concerning the
character or qualifications of the per-
son nominated, also all votes upon any
nomination. shall be kept secret"
you see" said Senator Cockrell
bandly, Il cannot tell YOU