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 Air EB Pyro0 le-t i5ss raesa y ea e5zie 70 relatives at 6o.9b5, okaHoua
 The 4smab.eai.a. rrus ,ss bet mace. sea ihem 4 Bara s=s Hfas Store.
 The Holiness pc 4ge lesn carry 9e r5.f.s.a4 H5saa. =i-as# 55ze eae aaas.
 See car Hiae of rar1zgF 5TlHrs- try gaHnas-
 j E. Wilson Furniture Ca
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 E.ss Lafa IladzHes1. a5 Haa -gsf6. is 6e5e ea szie b faz zf4aa parents. l. aad 4sz. a shaweake.
 #5aez Eam6arr 6 Co. 55.I Farmers tnloa FIaar guarantee i to eee yaa sas=a tan.
 Nssd4nss Ages. of Gamasn aaa Afs BHahfl9. of IF 9araa5, were here iast week eaa 1is.t so NHs. MaRta Gzaee.
 Iasf Reeeiyea-A s4f.Ios9 q furniture if ya nse3 4ya biae h 5ha furniture 6as e.7suz5 : zaa
 ] $ Wilson Eaa =itue @.
 Saturday E la frsf deE 5f asP- tsm5er. and thea it wi be ba. faleo shoot aeeF aaa ta5ze5=. laz aaf fpartfiagss.
 Geta Telephone and 6e 6afps Nothing hke Il 1of % sm5iI n Ia xestmeut.
 E4lisy Telephone e. Mrs. Henry Few, q Hamburg. and Mas. ". Barnett, 9f f.6#ef. visited Inc family of Ar +. e EIowgFs. thi= week. yaa Waat thssas or enlarged a5Tk, like Eek makes taem. 70 4aa aasait DONE NDN. lie 0fa# e3aze his gallery October Ist 8t. Last Thursday evening at Whit Park. ihe c6aiug Men of America ea4e m ice cream -ep-. ece ! god ,iaa VI had.
 r. II. seeeti, stilli in the Eastern Markets. buying the smeilest line af goods eyst bfaas ta 56.# 5ae4trg. E&6s GIEAP.-fise4 -fra.aI $. c. Brown Gaeaorn-9Ieo for thirteen. ars. a. W. Wa4z.
 es-6-6m. Monticello, Ark. sbep Berry, a6 old aate-be.am darky. died last Friday tt his home, three m5as southeast of te5sn. at tha advanced ase of % years.
 #e ea4e added to our immense stoel5 of dress goods, Toils De Nofde and 4. F. C. Gibsaa1as, saitsbie far seaoaI dfe ees.
 N u H2obeft7oa < Co.
 eshua Riches ssys headline iu one Of exchanges We haze been aoiag t5at very fhing foF more than 50 years aad have suc c4eiea b the fullest extent
 l..7.-ETe can fl any body N5th Smithsonian Truss. and guarantee il to give perfect satisfaction.
 If R. L Vance Befdaaux.
 There bas been some agitation, .of late, ahoat the weighing of col ton. But things wl soon be adjusted and the weighing and sale of cotton will % bra7e.z on
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Could you be induced 10 zaH: stop your scratching hy yas Bordeau@ Tetter Lotion.
 Mr Harry Haakins, na.le avisif toDernea last Saturday, l. E. Shell wants 500 hoss at cash prices. MT Perry Hap4isas= ef =as5ao=t. was out here fhe ffseof fbe weea Partial showers oyer the county last week
 Miss Mabel Collins v5s8ea liam. burg friends ast week.
 Prof. A. " Lowe. of Fine Bluff, was visiting Fe-elast week. Miss Annie Simpson visited Hamburg friends iast week.
 For beef and mutton order q shells restaurant. 2t Mr. Henry Collier. sfl Pine l3#slf, visited relatives l,ere last ~eeE. Bardeaux' Teller Lotion cusas Che Spring scrafeAers tf Mrs. E B. Wells is back from q visit to FexarkaHf.
 Mr. R. E. Vance Bordeaux bas returned from Nj. Eeb5.
 Mr. [. C Mccullough visited the City of Roses last wa=s.
 Hides, sl>ie.s. and fars. !. E. Shell is the ma ket, see Linn Mr. Marvin Harris is back from |, visit to ii Eeba.
 Mr Nick Wel.s,# #of lI5a5.s2g <. was here th.s week.
 Mr. Clifford Wood made | visit to Little Rock Inst week.
 Mss Rnby Hyatt visited Der taoet last Saturday.
 Dr. NJ [. shewnaks has re turned from NJ. Aeba
 spectacles faaf fl ;be eyeaat Bordeaux Drug Store. II Nr Will Hanmoad. of Afk delphia, was here Iast week.
 Col. (. r. Duke Lack from an extended eisiGt5 Louis. Mr Viii MeGloy Is bact fao5a several months trip to Texas.
 Messrs Harry and Angus Me- Dermott, were here tajs week
 We had some cool aafaiae5 tfHg first of the
 See the new designs ii1=sufa a@ 7il low tops at Cruee Hall t Co. MT Dan Ratieage. Of Pine Bluff, spent ! few days in our city last week.
 Mir. NJ. L. Donbam and family. of Dermott. visited relatives her. last week.
 Wanted 50 head Of Hogs from 75 pounds uP.
 If mcNeay x Marks. Miss Blanche Cherry Visited relatives ln Cleveland county iast week.
 "Farmers' Union Flour is tle highest grade made. Sold by
 2t. Walter Lambert &. Co. Mrs. Nell Wood. of Kempe. Arazona, has returned home aftef two months visit to relatives ia our city.
 We pay the highest price for hides. see us before you sell.
 If McNay X Marks. G. Williamson, Esq, return ed from Mt. Mebo last Saturday evening.
 Many of our people attended the Camp meeting, north of town, lsst Sunday.
 Cruce, Hall < Co. have new line of ladies hand bags, side and back combs.
 Eight young ladies, from this city, will attend the Arkansas University this year.
 FoR SALE Second hand buzz gies and hack
 Coke Gotham. MT. Albert Ahrens made busi-
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mixed vitit, ] ara Biase=s besl. Good painters eft s1y 5. Send fer our Tree aaak. lf jeff rh=a. paiaFs. thoroughly yet 5inpiy anG siess ye1 . t1si for palnt 9uufy
 NATIONAL LEAD COMPANY Gtars Ave. aud EatE s... q. .9ais. zze.
 Far sats by dFsk eIass dealers
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 Send fer our Tree aaakz lf.eliz r5=a. paiatss thoroughly yet simply 4Ad s.ess yee . t94i for palnt auaty
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 If 5zFsu45aa, ,si.9 .esaee. ase4 a.as saa.5 ua H. Iat.sr z 9ls sas.oH. vaa ees seven zt1s4aza4ss 5#te. a.ed .,H ls5s Its| 5a 9ae f5fa Iazt.. st taa advanced se of q years
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 ase eeeaae Gofs GaI oa'4ssza au8 afs- az izz5ss. q ea9 p.zes 97E & 4- 5s extended sfs y5aas paoe' 4ad aaa5 h8pPass aa3 prosperity be feIaIat.
 fyou wish Q laaa through q ilne ef Mems CT Aomt.. shoes of endless sszietg. one =sfgfs Pret- t5ef =fl5s=5flla1.= and .se-s.15 #ss=e and =s..e asiVe-ve can show
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 .I'.s .s519e5tasl G#f6 4a DisIs y2as pi5s sd a #5s 99eft House ia ttH5se5ts5 s.szzs s7e558e bY tse F#el .s1gz454s tzaa P. l=b5se zgbe attead- #eszuzess= taafa+4lses a= being &sH f.ss3 vitb the play #.azs informed tbata crowded house greeted t6e per 4armanee.
 There ~jll 5es Farmers Institute beld at -le 6s5eFGftaasa Mont Icella. oa A}ednesd Pt ;H E clock Every body=is a= Yi1ea= =l-=4t,e...l 5sassless af =iIll= narapcs VII as transacted. Airs 0 Speeia Agent ot ber9sstea.. .e#z=ezaf... zgH!lhs ea han3.a5d a5dresz ile meeting.
 ail members ef t#I at7n Bt35 Cemetery Association. ,sho aase hot gr aaaa4. ,ssz.aeas lz5saffs alH p.e.tse= Hg Q fHa Secretary lz1 Baszeq. '.esse p-v a- soon az Yaa=eaf Ger azfs as ssss5 work fa he done. soon
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 Many % through lie eis.5 up to the I'.arly Ga5es 6agjas ar- rived 5t a.tels =iunctGra a ta..ts late to classify So }eu delay visiting your Ineretaat aa8t ~sa yaa aee eea'fiaa .z.s=t.s7.s# 5ss,f5si=.  f'a sea VI vaH.ests.s 17a5t=.f v6a l H7tfs'. taf. tfEea e8a1a b as. .H45 ! preye ; friend it ned
 " RaEerzsa6 < Co.,
 Carpenters and b9s3ar cn plaia q aall t.ass aefs ae1 md they afe=rigal about 3t. for eaers very l.ttle= doing a=t5cfr liae#..t this tiae hu. eke eianoes ne tbga vzti.la- few mon tlH=t t., mes I'll beliVely enough io psa>e tl,e nost esaet.ug Just as soon : work begins oa the pesv railroad new fFeforfes wiI organize afz faetery building wla b. erec T aud aew business hoeses .g.H be built and new residence vili be needed. iust now e.erst hing and every ybody is waiting on tbe raii- ro.t=t to start. V nh the coming os the north and snotH f...s94sl. one CT more new eo.ton H5i3s v'll be putin operation here. ae one big maI We hase de5ag ] fairly good aasi ness<44d asfs . room aere for l dozen more GRta,steriHg.
 Me vii have sn apl,olslerer Ii ops store for tfe next fen day Parties having paflor suits. sofas. lounges, touches or mattresses they wish upholstered or renovated can have 1t done in first class nan- Ter at reasonable prices. Phone
The Monticellonian., 1906-08-30

Oosl IT. tru8 stefeSs Si.OO per bottle. Brown MeQaistpn & 1o.. Az s. D l. E CTO k Y
 sIAIE. Ga2esnar-teg Davis. 5darsIaf4-0 C. Ludwig Aadtaf--A E hoara Tfessae=f=a [. Tiptan. saoeae etaessi=-R L. Rodgers supt PH5iic laslrugton-.I. T. Hincmun- bgr.l 1.aa5u5zs iat4r-E |. Conway Commissioner af aines Manufactures sad aeeIs1lsezs-U T Bradford
 CONGRESSIONAL eaatfe4#aae. a. Distric.-.lae T. Robin s1u.
 JUDICIAL
 srf=.aAIE eorRT. gaieJ Bastifo-.ias. a HiH. As.oefatas-e E. Battle E. A. Meeul- longh Carrol D Weed J l. Rddick.
 rGvTa CIRCUIT .i1ag9-z. T Wood Prdzaeptine ktta7eee--H " Wells.
 eHASeisRr -:2.s D pIsrTIcr. Jaase-M L. Hawkins.
 SENATORIAL. state senatar I7th Dislriet-C T. Cot han.
 COUNTY. Representative E Barker. Jaiac-W E. s}ealons. sneriif ..al tatleetar-Wal'er Wilson Ceas4 pfa1ae= =e.iefk-l " Kimbro CT e.rst 4ad geesalsr-.i F. Koouce Ts.as4rer--J F Bassev asse-s7r- fp t Natts. saYe1nr-.laha Iaf m.lsf-uFy Mckenzie
 MARION TOWNSHIP Ja.fsess . laa Peaee-J. W Crook. ] E FsfIet 7rsta7i.-li@L. Hague.
 TERMS oF COURT. t7zeaal-2-3 Hoaiay i1 Fea'y. and Sept. t.64saeeg-ga4 daaas5 it June andDec- 5eu.9-Fes. NoaIay ia .lauy, April i.li5 sI..I fl4t4l.ef- olla.e-itf. J aalay .a January. April. II1.Y mad tstlre-
 CITY. 5ia5a.-I 2 piaa5ssa.
 alsf-s.Ae eetaiiil 'iieaaa-l L. ueat. , k Hankins. 5i.afs. f5 .raii.eg. n spencer |, sieeli tt.eats= ti.s. first Friday night ###t# sJ75I5
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tH5 ai--I c. &3inaasaas a r,lar-E. l Gotham.
 'iiseaaa-s L. Ieat.. , R. Hankihs. ls F Hsare. Nd Tfaaer. Ei Spencer Es #aeeE. aseets ti.a first Friday night H5##i# uH8H#U.
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Accept na 4ebstitute. Insist on having the Rc1fuff7e ltf-Ely Ash Bitttrs with the large hgure Iii red oiI the front label.
The Monticellonian., 1906-08-30

Merre3 ia slae #a H 13te e9ea8He Inf Hg E gef55s5u. #zta GaI ean@za and Mss Aa r4a E# .4a=-H af ta5 3iz5= g4ar zs5 s-E z.Hs eSteasaa tfa H5aHa psoe C and Hla5 h7HPaHes aa3 prosperity be fse#4=lat.
The Monticellonian., 1906-08-30

Many % llf9agh 5e elem ID to tae PearlY Gates having ar- rived st each iun5tgre "a .ta late te eiasst5v. So yeu 5eitq visiting your iperetaal aa.t# Nazu Hou 3a. ean flaa fa5s fra5s55. 9a saa @e Nau4a -#fss Vs#if Yau must. 3uf. tHea c0ala 10 ls. .ea iHt8 pray4 friend IF u1aa.
 ". AZ Robertson Co.
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dr C. -Iaai5laH, eeH5 8atsfsr= 2 a*a4 ia t4#s zzaatE. nd taa fat.sr at Ns Hsais5oH. Ua9 #ee- seven Daazaast a ~ GHtx. ated .,5 sss an= yG tae f5Ha asta st tHa advanced 4ze of 4I years
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
Woman Soldiers a Epitaph.

VvOUidl SSt0iS'S q GPtedpus
The following extraordinary though
little known epithaph may be see on
a tombstone in Brighton Old Church
yard on the east side of the path
leading from the south porch:
I'm memory of Phoebe Hessel, who
was born at Stepney in the year 1913.
She served for many years as a pri-
rate soldier in the Fifth Regiment
of Foot in different parts of Europe,
and in the year 1745 fought under
the command Of the Duke of Cumber-
land at the battle of Fontenoy, where
she received a bayonet wound in her
arm. Her long life, which commence
ed in the time Of Queen Anne, e
tended to the reign of George w., by
whose m~unifcence she received COM
fort and support in her later years.
She, died at Brighton, where she had
long resided, December IL, 1921, aged
i08 ears."-LondOn Globe. r
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
Women Who Wear Well.

It is astonishing how great q change q
few years of married life often make in
the appearance and disposition of many
women. The freshness, the charm, tho<
brilliance vanish like the bloom from n
peach which is rudely handled. The
matron is only a dim shadow, q faint echo
of the charming maiden. There are two
reasons for this change. ignorance and
neglect. Few young women appreciate
the shock to the system through the
change which comes with marriage and
motherhood. Many neglect to deal with
the unpleasant pelvic drains and weak
nesses which too often come With mar
riage and motherhood, not understanding
that this secret drain is robbing the cheek
of it's freshness and the form of it's
fairness.
AS surely as the general health suffers
when there is arrangement Of the health
of the delicate woman@x organs, so surely
whef Aese organs ar6>established in
healSh the fece andxSfhAat ONCE witness
to the fact in ex@wed comeffnesA Nearly
a million women have found health and
happiness: in the use 9 Qr: Pierce's Fa-
yorite Prescription. 1t makes weak wom-
CA SGAOLS III SlCh WO0AVAA WCAs AASAOOl-
ents on label-contains no alcohol or
harmful habit forming drugs. Made
wholly of those native, American, medic
| inal roots raost highly recommended by
leading medical authorities of all the sew
eral schools Of practice for the IL Of
woman's peculiar ailments.
For nursing mothers, or for those broken
down in health by too frequent bearing of
| children, also for the e%xpectant. mothers,
to prepare the system for the coming OF
baby and making its advent easy and
almost painless, there is no medicine quite
SO good as cFavorite Prescription" It
can do no harm in any condition of the
f f9n;e and u %s Is q mGse Posen ner rnH'eoT n;ce1g
adapted to woman's delicate system by a
physician of large experience in the treat
ment of woman's peculiar ailments.
DR.. Pierce may be consulted by letter
free of charge. Address DR.. r. V. Pierce
1nvalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute
Buffalo, N. Y.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
COFFEE r
Publish a Book About Coffee.

There has been much discussion as
to coffee and Postum lately, so much
in fact, that some of the coffee inn
porters and r~oasters have taken to
type to promote the sale OF their
wares and check if possible the rapid
growth of the use of Postum Food
Coffee.
In the coffee importers book a
chapter is headed Coffee as a Medi-
cine" and advocates it's use as such.
Here is an admission of the truth.
most important to all interested.
Every physician knows, and every
thoughtful person should know, that
habitual use of any medicine" Of the
drug-stimulant type of coffee or
whisky quickly causes irritation of
the tissues and organs stimulated sud
finally sets up disease in the great
majority Of cases if persisted ia. e
may show in any one OF the many orr
cans OF the body and in:the great ma
jorityS of q can be directly traced
to coffee in a most unmistakable way
by leaving OF the active irritant-
cohee-and using Postum Food
Coffee for a matter of 10 days. II
the result is relief from nervous trou-
BILE. dyspepsia. bowel complaint,
heart failure, weak eyes, or any other
malady set up by a poisoned nervous
system, you have your answer with
the accuracy OF a demonstration il
mathematics.
There's q reason" for Postum.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
The Work Of a Great Daily Paper.

In the development Of a State or
section it is impossible to overesti-
mate the influence for good exerted
by a great newspaper, such, for in
stance, as The Daily American, Of
Nashville, Tennessee. Tennessee at
large, and Nashville in particular,
owe more to The American than most
people would grant before giving the
matter proper thought. 1t mas, dur
ing all the years of its existence,
stood solidly for the best interests
and the fullest development Of its
city and State along all lines, polit-
ical, civic, industrial and education
al. Truly the influence Of this pro
gressive paper has been a tremen'
dous force, and its work has borne
fruit in making known to the out
side world the natural resources OF
Tennessee. Only the loyal support
Of the people can repay it for the ex.
cellent service it has rendered.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
Bachelors.

"Bachelors can be found roaming
at large in all parts Of the world.
They inhabit apartments, clubs, op-
en- fields, bodies of water and music
halls. They are also seen behind the
scenes. They hover at times near
front gates, and have been found IN
back parlors with the end Of a search
light.
"Bachelors are nomadic by nature
and variable in their tastes, never go
ing with one girl long enough to be
dangerous.
"Bachelors make love easily, but
rarely keep it. Rich bachelors are
hunted openly and shamelessly, and
are always in great danger. Those
who finally escape are, as a rule, use
less ever afterwards. Tom Mason
in the December Delineator.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
Comfort at Any Cost.

The ways Of the newly rich contln
10 to afford amusement, both to those
mot vet rich and to those Who nav
,ono hean SO. There is a good story
says Mrs. John Lane, in a fecent es
say, which is an addition to the gen
eral fund Of such hunor.
A certain magnate was giving a oln
ner. After the ladies returned U
the drawing room, the hostess, tlnk
ing and glittering with diamonds
leaned back in a great tufted chai
and shivered slightly. A. 1oo1ma
vent in search of her maid.
'Francoise," said the
lady, with languid magnihcence'
feel chilly; bring me another damon
1ecklaca-"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
A Remedy.

One of the oldest, safest and most IA
vorably known remedies in the world to-
day is Brandreth's Pills-a blood purifier
and laxative. Being purely vegetable they
safety and while other remedies require
increased doses and finally cease acting
altogether, with Brandreth's Pills the same
dose always has the same effect, no matter
how long they are taken. One or two pills
taken each night for a while is the best
thing known Tor any one troubled with
constipation, indigestion, dyspepsia or any
the blood.
Brandreth's Pills nave been in use for
over a century and are sold in every drug
and medicine store, plain or sugar-coated.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
On One Condition.

Meanly-No, Sir, | don't believe in
paying fancy prices to have clothes
made to order. Now, here's a suit I
bought ready-made for 5000. IF I
should tell you I paid $25 for it,
wouldn't you believe it?
Knox-I might, if you told me over
the telephone.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22

ago, drOpSy set IN,
and my left side was
so swollen the doctor.
said he would have to
tap out the water.
There was constant
pain and a gurgling
sensation around my
heart, and I could not
raise my arm above
my head. The kid
nov action was disnr.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
Putting up Things.

1T really don't see how Henpeck
a put up with his wife"
ooh! she doesn't help him at all"
"Help him? How do you mena?'
"Why, when the preserving seas
on's here she makes him do the
'putting-up' alone.'
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
A Hard Slap.

She-There isn't a man on earth
who could ~truthfully say: 81 love
NJ one in the world but you"
He-you make no exception at all?
She-no; except, perhaps, q man
talking to himself.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22

too frequent. On the advice of my
husband l began using Boan's Kidney
Pills. Since using two boxes my
trouble has not reappeared. This is
wonderful, after suffering two years."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Eoster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
The Man and the Beast.

81 thought you said that your two
year-old would win the race" angrily
cried the bettor.
"Well," stammered the tout, "he
would have it sure, but yer see he
wasn't broke proper
"You don't say? That's the diff
ference between him and me.o
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
A Nice Distinction.

"Hello! what dropped you here!"
exclaimed the man in the next coun-
ty.
cit wasn't a drop-kick at ALL"
feebly replied the poor fellow who
had been monkeying with a mule,
Sim sure it was a punt"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
E INA AFFLICTS FAMILY.

Father and Five Children Suffered For
Two Years With Terrible Eczema
Wonderful Cure by Cuticura. =
My husband and five children were all
afflicted with eczema. They had it two
years. We used all the home remedies
we could hearsof. without any relief, and
then went to a physician and got medicine
two different times, and it got worse. 1t
affected US all over except head and hands.
We saw Cuticura Remedies advertised and
concluded to try them. So l sent for 81 90
worth, consisting of one. cake of Cuticura
Soap, one box of Ointment and one vial OF
Pills, and we commenced to use them. l
do not know how 10 express my JOY in
finding a cure, for two of M children
were so bad that they have the brown
scars IN their bodies where they were
sore. Mrs. Maggie B.. Hill. Stevens, Ma
son Co., w. Va, June IL. 1906"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22

Esperanto meetings continue to
attract many adherents in Paris.
Plays and recitations in the new lam
guage are features of these confer
ences.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22

to relieve or cure
Dyspepsia, Indiges-
ton, Heart Burn,
Bad Breath, Ner-
v%ousness, Gas on
the Stomach, Acid
Stomach, Constipa-
ton OF any stOm-
ach trouble. Fin
est remedy made
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22
A Stronger Feeling.

"1'm sorry, Mr.. Subber," said the
merchant, "but business has become
% dull I'll have to lay you off. I
hope you feel resigned to the inevi-
Wable."
heslgned9" gasped the slerk. "I
Seel fred
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1906-11-22

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrupfor Children
teething, softens thegums, reducesinf1amma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind colo, 25ca bottle