Los Angeles herald., 1906-11-26
Pi-LineS and Pick-IInS

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Pl-LineS and Pick-UpS
Warning
ne keerful. Mistah Turkey
Doan' gobble so loud;
yearly time for you T. he
Sittin' youah shroudf
Dq keerfu Mistah Turkey.
De wood ak am shabp.
Practice up on a-twanqin,
fouah golden hahpl
BE keerful, Mistah Turkey
fouah days Ia few.
My moufs pow'fuI b,,..
Fer de eatin' oh vor,
A religious publication, os.,-
people to make it as pleasa,,tt ises s tne
sible for the poor. At present has, as DOS
the people are too busy rnai,,ns. st ~,
unpleasant as possible for the r,oh 90
''Shs
In Connecticut there is q oo,, .,.,.,,
chews tobacco. The case is NV, willch hna
less, however. The perverted s,,,,pe,
habit. cisaret
After perusng what Mrs. Elsie c,sws
aausons asi,st,. mas to say about the advis-
apility of trial marriage" the frst
impulse is to get line on the maniv
graces of Mr.. E. C. p. NANNY
,,,t IN reply to correspondent who asks
d3w can l stop biting my finger
tt,,' t,,is' the New York Herald saws:
wouldn't it be simpler to have his teeth
pulled? MS 'eetn
Caruso protests that he ia innocent
@ AS the ancient proverb hath 1t: Don't
puzH-saw with the monkeys.
A Limit to His Hospitality
All hunters are hereby notified to
Keep off my brain unless they are nre-
pared to furnish their own ammunition
ana dog. l will furnish gun for those
VINO are so unfortunate as not to have
,, W. W. T. 4. HoAG1AND.
-Andarko (Okla) Democrat.
A divorced couple named Carr have
been reunited by their baby. This is
something unique in the line of Carr
couplers. VI
marry her? i ~
Poinsettia-No; she told him to.
Pittsburg didn't reallIv know how
pad she was until her burglars and
lessons. 'o'ee'
Paderewski sends word that he will
not make tour of America this winter
This will partly offset the increas sod
cost of living.
A New York girl has had her sweet
heart arrested for making her wait on
corner. Lucky woman, to have found
him out before he kept her waiting at
church!
A Colorado paper is offering a prize
for the best essay on decollete society
costumes. Contestants, of course. will
not be limited to bare facts or naked
truth.
Hetty Green says she is a Quaker
and believes in keeping the Ten Com
mandnents and the Golden Rule. Rut
that is not all Hetty believes in keep
ing.
Some of the recent scandals suggest
that in certain social circles the Ten
Commandments have been retired from
business by the Upper-ten Command
mentS.
Palm-That clock will run a week
without winding.
Pepper-How long would it run if
wound?
"All jokes nowadays are made about
drunken folks, burglars or mothers-in-
law" says DIR. Thompson, the English
critic. He can get himself in trouble by
telling which class Rockefeller, Cleve-
land and Comstock are in.
The Rev. Hugh Blacks assertion that
hell is city like New York" may
have the effect of quieting the fears of
New Workers who dread going to a
strange place.
The Minnesota hunter who killed a
4-year-old girl by mistake for a wood
chuck must have been accustomed to
seeing good sized woodchucks.
A Hit Everywhere
Mrs. Josephine Urick left on Tues
days train for western Michigan, after
spending about two months with her
sister, Mrs Charles McCallum of Long
Rapids. Being of a jolly nature and
very attractive in appearance, gives her
a fine social position in Chicago, where
she will locate after about ten months
of a trip among friends. which will last
late next season. Mrs. Urick has
we'll cultured voice and is very free in