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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
Topics Of the Times

When Cassie Chadwick gets ready to
tell all she knows will it be Everybody
or the Cosmopolitan that joins her to
the writer's guild of muck-rakers?
In the light of Kansas experience
the only hope for Perkins is to be
caught kissing somebody; but just i'm
agine Perkins kissing anybody. Ships
are just as likely to be wrecked by an
iceberg in August.
The earthquake is still shaking open
the pocketbooks of the people.
Readers of the Montezuma Republi-
can enjoy an editorial service equal
to most dailies. Short, bright COM
ment on current events give evidence
that the editor is thinking man.
Many a county seat weekly could well
cut pattern from the Montezuma
paper. Now let's see the news headed
up like the Sigourney News does it and
we will have an ideal newspaper.
Don't you believe that all men are
born free and equal?"
Yves, but most of them get married"
The New York Journal prints a sem
sational story to the effect that the
plans of England's great battle ship,
Dreadnaught, have been stolen by some
official from the English naval depart
ment and sold, probably, to the Unit
ed States.
The response of Wall street to the
presidents message. transmitting to
congress rhe report of the commission
er Of corporations upon the result of
his investigation of the Standard Oil
company, was a rapid and general adj
vance in the prices of stocks. Altho
strange in its aspect it is explained by
the fact that the period of uncertainty
as to what the report might contain
was over. an improved market senti-
ment due to the generally conceded
conservatism Of the presidents mess
age. and a feeling that the railroads
would benefit both in the direction of
being under less pressure in future to
grant rebates and from the presidents
suggestion that they be permitted to
enter into restricted pooling arrange
ments.
Now that Garfield has the evidence
let's have some indictments and then
reverse the customs of modern civili-
cation by putting millionaire in Jail.
The men who in corporate capacity
stole three quarters of a million per
annum from the people of New Eng
land ought to receive at least as much
of a Jail sentence as a chicken thief.
The speed of the auto has not yet
caught up with the American horse.
Statistics submitted to the house of
representatives in connection with the
agricultural appropriation bill, show
that there has been notable increase
both in the number OF value of horses
in the United States in the last nine
years. The aggregate of horses jan
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
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THE WRONG SHOE.
Scranton journal.

George ID. Perkins thought TO humii-
late Governor Cummns by trying 10
connect him with the free silver move
ment. but when the Register and
Leader reproduced an editorial from
Mr.. Perkins Sioux City Journal which
compares favorably with Mr.. Bryan
free silver speeches of 1896 Mr.. Per
kins dropped that subject as quickly as
did the boy who picked UP the not
horse shoe The smith asked the boy
why he dropped the shoe so quickly.
The boy replied: Darn the thing; 1t
aint the shoe | wanted
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
Cocaine which duIIs the nerves never

yet cured nasal catarrh. The heavy
feeling in the head, the stuffed UP
sensation and the water discharge from
eyes and noses, along with all the other
miseries attending the disease, are put
to rout by Ely's Cream Balm. Smell
taste and hearing are restored. breath
ing is normal. Until you try this
remedy, you can form no idea of the
good it will do you. Is applied directly
to the sore spot. AN druggists, 80 cents
Mailed by Ely Bros, sc Warren street
New York.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
49, T e4,14-hs
Sore Nipples.

A cure may be effected by applying
chamberlain's Salve as soon as the
child is done nursing. Wipe it off with
a soft cloth before allowing the child to
nurse. Many trained nurses use this
salve with the best results. Price %
cents per box. Sold by all druuigsts.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
lows Newspapers
CHEAP AND NASTY"
II)ows Advocate. ]

LATE Youug'S supposed dialogues
and "letters TO Mr.. Funk signed A. Il.
c.. are about the coarsest pieces of
work we have seen done by the Des
Moines Capital during the present
campaign. Well wager there VIII pc
no bargain day for the Capital next
year. or if there is it won't be adver-
Used in this paper We can not con
scientously put such matter before our
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
IOWA CFlkloNs AND N0Tt S.

There is lots more fun in mindinS
your own, than in attempting to run
your neighbor's business If you only
knew it," observes the Sigourney News.
Besides 1t makes others think a great
deal more of you. Don't get mad be-
cause your neighbor seems to be doing
a little better than yourself. Boost
him some more and he may pull you
along with him. Take this little piece
of advice and store it in the vacant
part of your head; 1t will save you
from making bad friends"
"Our own j. w. Jarnigan. once
standpat leader in Poweshiek county,
is a candidate for representative in
Black Hawk county, and his own town
of Cedar Falls went with the progress
ives" notes the Brooklyn Chronicle.
'Jarnigan," continues the Chronicle, lis
said to be man who proved in Powe-
shiek county that he could take de-
feat gracefully, and it would be pity
if he should be deprived of the oppor-
tunity of proving this in Black Hawk
county,"
The Humboldt Republican says Sec
rotary Shaw will not be the first man
to REQUIRE a severe jolt to remind him
of his position. He is not the guardian
angel of the people, the political Moses
of the masses, nor is he needed to
guide the ship of state in Iowa while
he manipulates the affairs of finance
of the nation. 'Cobbler, stick to thy
last Shaw. stick to your Washington
job, and keep your nose out of affairs
in Iowa. And If you insist on sticking
that self-same nose into Iowa affairs,
don't be surprised If you get it pinch
ed
1.-THE very best way for Mr.. Perkins
to prove that he is a first-class har-
mony candidate is by retiring from
the gubernatorial contest" suggests the
Grinnell Register. Its only matter
of time anyway"
ut is Senator Dolliver and not Gov
ernor Cummins, who says the rail-
roads of this country had spent two
million dollars during the past year to
educate the people on railroad rate
legislation,' y remarks the Decorah
Republican Assuming that the sena-
tor knows whereof he speaks, the Re
publican propounds as pertinent
question: How much of this is now be-
ing spent in Iowa?" and says: Some
considerable to dead certainty. To
kill Cummins politically would be
worth a million easily"
Remarking that John Herriott an
nounces that he is not satisfied with
his treatment in Guthrie county and he
is still a candidate for governor. the
Sac Sun comments as follows: Hon
est John may as we'll retire without
further worry There is not much rea-
son TO think that the standpatters have
any further use for him and the prog
ressive element of the party has seen
nothing in him to admire for a num-
Der of years"
AS the Mt Vernon Records sizes up
the situation. I'm Mr.. Perkins Iowa
has a candidate who has been turned
down by practically all his friends and
neighbors, except his own county. Mr..
Cummins has carried practically all the
counties in Mr.. Perkins congressional
district and in the district adjoining.
In his own county, even, his followers
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
Through Tourist Car Service to Cali
fornia via Chicago Great Western

Two cars per week, one leaving Mar
shalltown $50 a. m. every Thursday
via Kansas City and Rock Island FL
Paso route, arriving Los Angeles 1885
o. M the following Sunday, the other
via Kansas City and Santa Fe Route.
leaving at 1905 p. m. every Thursday
arriving Los Angeles S25 n. m. the fol-
lowing Monday. For further informa-
ton apply to ]. r. Harding, agent
Marshalltown. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08

,lso convincing proof that the kidneys
nd bladder are out of order.
There is comfort in the knowledge SC
,Gten expressed, that Dr. kilmer's
,wamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
rhlls every wish in curing rheumatism,
lin in the back, kidneys, liver bladder
I'D every part of the urinary passage,
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I'D scalding pain i'll passing il, or bad
fleets following use of liquor, wine or
ecr, and overcomcs that unple asant ne
essity of being compelled to go often
uring the day, and to get up many
mes during the night. The mild and
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sts in fifty-cent and one-dolla sizes;
You may have sample bottle and q
; e: :. e: as; 81; s. s.
Sinner & Co., Bing- s ..s=ssssssse@
la,nton, N. Y. When Homo of wamp-Isoot
writing mention this paper end don't
make any mistake, but RENE nber the
uame, Or. Kilner's Swamp-l>o loot, and
.,is address, Binghainton. N. Y.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
Mother Goose in Jest.
TChicago News.1


The COW was jumping over the
moon.
ooh, prunes!" exclaimed the little
dog, when he had finished laughing. II
bet some one footed an automobile be-
hind her."
And the cat was so tickled he stop
ped playing the fiddle.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08

When the baby talks 1t Is time to
give HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
It's the greatest baby medicine known
to loving mothers. 1t makes them
eat, sleep and grow. 35 cents, tea or
tablets. Mcbride & Will Drug Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08

a Sedlflle ut or set.
Ting indicatesar
unhealthy con.
ciition OF the kid.
neys; il it stains
your liilen it j:
evidenc, of kid
ney trouble !; toe
frequent desire
to pass il or pai'
III the back i.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never SUSPECT II.
HOW To Find out,

Fill bottle or common glass " it'll your
water and let it stand twenty -fou hours
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08
PAINS
AMERICAN WOMEN FIND RELIEF

How many women realize that
it lis not the plan of nature that women
should suffer so severely.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1906-05-08

1.-THE very best way for Mr.. Perkins
to prove that he is a first-class har-
mony candidate is by retiring from
the gubernatorial contest" suggests the
Grinnell Register. Its only matter
of time anyway"
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-07-01

~ T. ALL sad words to sting and
q blight, the saddest are these,
~ "the dope warn tt right
Philadelphia has been warming up to
this Amby McGarry boy Of the light
weight division. The sleepy city sport
writers and the fat-headed village on
Manhattan island scribes have been 60
ing down the middle of the street when
Amby came along. They had piped
him 80 strong for maneater that they
fell into the old habit of believing
their own stories. They thought it best
to keep away from the McGarry gos-
soon for fear that he would take a
sudden notion and bite them in the
ear or plant lotus lam in their sleep
bump.
Amby was touted~as a diamond back
rattler all curled up and ready to sting.
He was rip-roaring conaagration in
Standard Oil tank. Amby was about
the worst thing in the fight line since
the days of Joe Goss. That is, they
said he was.
Willie Fitzgerald, the Brooklyn
boxer who gained decision over Potts
thru foul at Indianapolis, was picked
as a victim, a bit Of matutinal rat to
tH1OW IAiS IhCNdiiy dHaCohoa W OO
swallowed alive. Philadelphia got the
match and the quaker city dreamers
and the New York yellows gathered
around the throne of sacrifice to see
the last sad rites. Fitz was asked if
there was any word he would like to
send back to the home folks. Am
brose McGarry sat in his corner of the
ring and looked at his victim after the
manner Of Tim Hurst glowering at
Clarke Griffith. He was fguratively
tugging at his chain to get at this pre-
sumptuous youth.
After inquiring if the village under
taker was ready to take charge Of the
Fitzgerald remains the referee waved
his hand for the beginning of the death
march. The men shook hands and Nc
Garry landed again on the glover side
of the game.
The referee stepped to the front of
the ring, raised protesting hand and
yelled:
GAS dis is a gentleman 8 club youse
NUTS will have to cut out de smokin' ,.
Dis club books only de highest class at
fractions an I be restrained to enforce
de rules. De next gentleman wat lights
a torch will get swat in ID puss an ,
dere amt goin' to be no coachin fr IN
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-07-01

lot Of drivers on a mile track. The
best car does not always win and tho
crowd is attracted to see the races
largely thru a morbid hope Of bunch
Of degenerates that they will get to
see the amusing spectacle Of driver
impaled upon post or Of seeing a
huge car dive thru fence into crowd
Of bystanders.
Everybody is fairly we'll satisfied
with the speed qualities Of automobiles
these days. Any Of them, horsepower
considered relatively, can go fast
enough. People who are thinking of
buying 'mobes want to know how far
they can trickle on gallon of gaso-
lene; how far they will 60 without dy-
ing the death that knows no starting
until q farmer comes along with two
good horses; how far they will 90 in
ten inches Of mud or eight inches Of
sand. b.. s'r
The track racing game is about dead
and should be. It has collected a heavy
toll in life and limb. The mismanaged
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-07-01
LUND LANDS START ."
into THE BAD LANDS
Coughlin Leads His Braves Forth
: for a Big Scalp
"~ Hunt. Et II =.

4 The Lund Land team left tho Union
station last night for trip to South
Dakota, where they will meet the
Watertown and Brookings teams in a
series Of games during the coming
week. This afternoon they will line up
against Watertown and after the game
will leave for Brookings, in which town
they will play Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday. After the Brookings series
the Minneapolis team will return to
Watertown and four more games will
be played, on Thursday, Friday, Satur.
day and Sunday. The team will arrive
IN Minneapolis Monday morning.
IS Manager Coughlin secured Aronson,
st. Paul pitcher, from Mr.. Lennon of
the St. Paul club, for the week, and
much is expected from him. e Lennon
signed this man some time ago, but
has had no occasion to use him as yet.
h He was formerly Of the Wisconsin
State league, where he made a great
record as steady twirler. With
/ Schraeder, Phyle and Aronson on the
pitching staff the Lunds should win
the majority Of the games played. The
following men left last night: Kinkle
'catcheri Tom Carlisle. first bassmani
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-07-01

Fitzgerald. Some day some real "wise"
chap is going to wade into Manhattan
and get all the money they have, play
ing a system. The one best is always
to play against New York dope. 1t is
not ri ght often enough to keep canal
mule in hay.
+ + i.
The Parsons Fall.
TH HE closing game between the
millers and the blooz was marked
A by the fall from grace of Par
son Frantz Of Kansas City. The parson
was not in the box, but sat on the
bench in the broiling sun.
The parson is not fat at any time
and it did not take him long to get
warmed up from circumference to cir
cumference and from toe to- crown.
The Kansas City team was losing and
the parson was perturbed. He whooped
it up like colored elder at camp
meeting time, on no text in particu-
lar. He addressed himself to the
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-07-01
.EXASPERATED SK|PS
L0AFE:D ON SHORE
Wind Wanted Sign Prominently
Displayed by the Mime
tonka Tars.

Tonka Bay, Mimi, June 30.-For the
fourth consecutive Saturday the sail
boat races at Minnetonka under the
auspices of the Minnetonka Boat club
were called off on account Of the lack
Of a wind. A stiff west by southwest
crn breeze was blowing all day Friday.
1t blew all Friday night and part Of
yesterday morning, but faded into in
consequentia! zephyrs in the afternoon
just as the boats were ready to start
For the club dock.
Some members of the feet drifted or
were towed over and at late hour the
crews gathered in knot on the dock
and yied with each. other to see who
could vent his feelings in the most pic
turesque English. Roy Wagner won.
Freddie McMullen was absent and did
not compete.
IF there is no breeze stirring on the
Fourth of July the club is going to
erect statue Of Jupiter Pluvius in the
clubrooms and the skippers are going
TO pray before it nightly and burn Ave
gallons Of incense oil before 1t every
morning.
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-07-01

Fred Scovie, who has managed the Camden
team since its organization, has resigned HIS
position and will leave for the west Edward
Kelly was chosen to succeed him as manager,
md as the team IS Of the best IN the city
at the present time the official will not have
any amount Of trouble. Mr.. Scoville deserves
credit for the way in which he labored to turn
out winning team, and he will long be remem-
bered among the amateur fans Of this city. Fred
Meirke elected assistant manager, and he
will take up his duties at once. 1t will be
hard task to find shortstop who can fill the
position left vacant by Scoville,~ and Manager
Kelly is now silent hunt for competent
man.
This afternoon the Camdens will play at Young
America. and the new manager is anxious to
come out ahead on his first game. For games
with the Camdens address Manager Ed Kelly,
3S03 Fourth street n.
The Eagles have made record for themselves
that cannot be disputed by any Of the 12-year
old teams in the city, and Manager Hurley is ont
with open challenge to all teams in the twin
cities at that age. In the past week the Eagles
two games, the first from the Beavers by
the score of 8 to e and the second from the
Everetts by the score of to 0. The following
some Of the games that have been played by
the Eagles: They defeated the Northsiders
10 to 8, Hagardens 13 to g. Irvings 8 to l..
Grards II to l. Lone Stars 10 to 8. Ascensions
II to TO- Arrows 8 to 0, Nationals "a to g. Dom
Pauls to O. Victors IA to /, City Ice to 2.
. Lyndales to 1, CaHdens to 7, Duponts 8 to
o, Fremont IL to !. Elks to O, Little TOneyS
IS to 7, Beavers to 2 Everetts to O. The
only game lost was to the Highlands, score to
Z. If there any 12 13-year-old teams in
the city which will play the Eagles games can
be arranged by addressing Edward Hurley, 1913
fourteenth avenue N. N W., Main 1915 L.
The J. A. Thills have yet to lose their first
game, and from the present indications they
will continue to win. Twelve games have been
played this season, and in every the Thills
have been victorious. The Arnotts were thier
; latest victims, and thsS7 won from them by the
score Of 9 to g. Monyhan, the twirler for the
team, has not equal in the city in his
class, and the Thills may as we'll appreciate
his membership while they have him, for 1t
stands to reason that he can play in faster com
: pany, altho the Thills are the fastest in the
Z 17-year-old average teams. -l 8 ~ +.
The American Linen team will be taken on
. this afternoon on the Thills' grounds, Eighth
avenue and Twenty fourth street. Ousdahl
Emerson and Kennedy, the three new players
: secured by Manager Lynch, will appear in uni
form today, and the team will be greatly
strengthened by their presence. The Thills have
L few open dates and would like games with
& out-of-town teams, Markville Osseo, Twin Lake
or Excelsior preferred. For games address J. s
I Lynch, 2110 Fifth avenue s.. Phones, T. O.
445s, N W.. South 105 ]. r.
The Chronicle team win travel by rail tt
Excelsior, where they will be met by autono
biles, and will journey to Chaska to play the
The Minneapolis journal., 1906-07-01

they will play the team of that place this a.
ternoon- Brown will pitch for the Plymouths
and Narcotic Will catch. For games with the
Plymouths address Con Mortinson, in care Of the
Plymouth Clothing company.
The Kline Tilbury team will travel to Edna
Mills this afternoon and will line up against
the, team of that place. Manager Yetter b
ont to win this game, and as all the players are
in good condition he sees reason why the
game should not come his way. Harry Brooks
ton will be on the slab for the X. d T.'s. and be
VIM make the natives swing some. For games
with the X. 4 It's address Ed Yetter. ait Fif.
teenth avenue 8.
The Tooze's aggregation Of ball tossers WIN take
day Of rest today. Tomorrow night they WIN
leave from the Union depot at o'clock for q
trip to Watertown, 8. D., where they will play q
series Of four games with the crack semi-pro-
fessionnl aggregation, which represents that
town. Manager bird has team In the neid
this season which costs him IN salaries an ap.
proximate sum Of 81 200 per month. II ranks
as one OF the best independent clubs IN the
northwest. Hollenbach. twirler Of no little
reputation, is the star slab artist Of the south
Dakota aggregation. Against him and his sub
ordinates Manager Hentscheli viii put IN the
box Charles Wheaton. the star twirier Of the
Toozes club; Albert Dominik. the egrack SOUTH
paw OF the Hopkins Nationals, and Emil Martin.
the well.known local twirler. In AL Dominik
Manager Hertschell believes he has '.hnd ."
Inc speedy sONtnpaw mas been pttchtng wonder
fui bali for the West Minneapolis club thus fap
this season. In No game has his opponents ss-
cured more than hve hits of his delivery. wfi-
liam Pehle, the Toozes clever catcher, will bold
down his old position behind the bat. Next Sd>-
day, July 8, the Toozes will play an exhfbitio..
game at the Minnehaha ball pay. As the oppoa.
Ing club Manager Hentschell win bring TO town
the saltwater aggregation. This club IL play.
Ing great ball and is classed as leader amoug
the semi professional teams of the state
game Is also being arranged between two locsl
amateur teams. II Is likely that the aolfssr.
mann team. which seems to have the best claim
to the city amateur championship Will b. IN.
duced to meet either the Chronicles or some
other fast aggregation. The FIRST game VIII b
called at O'Clock. while the second contest
will be started at $40. The following "a the
Too.es lineup for their watertown game: Pehle.
catcher; Teusegant. shortstop; Mauren. nrst
base; Rogness, second base; Wagner, third base;
Penwell. left field: Wines. center neld Wfl.
| hanson, right field; Wheaton, pitcher; Martin,
pitcher; Dominik, pitcher.