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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
WEATHER REPORT.
September 20.

SeptemDer ",
temperatures a. en-, rs; 8 a. m,
IS; 10 n. m. SO; noon. SO; morning
minimum, 20.
Barometer. 8 a. M. 2s97; absolute
humidity. s a. m. 1891 grains per
cubic foot; relative humidity. 8. a. N.
90 per cent; dew point, 8 a. m. g..
Wind-G q. m, velocity 2. direction
N. E.; 8 a. m. velocity 4. direction s.;
10 q. m, velocity 8. direction N. h.:
noon. velocity ~. direction N.
Rainfall during "a hours ended q
M. OF Inch.
Total wind movement during ~
hours ended at noOn.i 1870 miles.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
Freshman Says They
Treated Him White.

The expeditions manner In which
the product Of their labors was de-
livered to me. the exact nicely Of ev.
cry detail, the extreme courtesy used
by them to the force In my depart.
ment, made II q pleasure indeed to
redouble our efforts In our 48-hour
stretch and vigil In getting out the
edition Of California Editors Bulle-
tin.s
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
WANTS CUBA OCCUPIED

HAVANA. Cuba. Sept. 81. - Secre.
tary Taft has concluded that Ameri'
can occupation Of Cuba Is necessary
and has cabled about the gravity OF
the situation 10 President Roosevelt.
The insurgents are making demon
STATIONS within n mile of the confer.
ence. There is large American M.
val force' In Cuban waters and mar.
ines are ready to land. II their pren
ence Is needed, at all important Gu
ban ports.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
philippine TYpHoON

MANTI. p. L.. Sept. 2i.--A typhoon
is sweeping the country south Of Ma.
Mia. The Chvite arsenal has been
damaged. the gunboat Aryat is ashore
and many lighters have been sunk.
No less Of lilo has been reported.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
Mathews q Hot One
On the Waterfront Beat.

J. l.. Mathews, the waterfront re.
porter for the special edition of the
Evening Bulletin issued by the Cali.
fornia editors last Thursday. is q red
hot exponent of the efficacy OF the
glad'hand. In one days work along
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
DUE TOMORROW.

o, s. s. sonoma. Trask. from the
Colonies.
Stmr Likelike. Naopala, from Molo-
kai ports, u. IN.
Stmr. Maui, Bennett, from Kauai
ports, a. m
U. S, battleship Wisconsin. Drake.
from the Orient.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
LOCAL and GENERAL

The Globe sells IT cheaper.

f. B. Within arrived on the Kinau.
Senator p. p. Woods of Kohala
came in this morning on the Kinau.
n. w. Breckons arrived on the XII
nau this morning.
Il. X. Hendry was Kinau arrival
today.
Rev. Il. s Timoteo arrived In the
city this morning on the Kinau.
Miss X. Wight and Miss NJ. Wight
steamer Kinau.
Mrs. T.. c. Bond was an arrival on
the Kinau today.
A special dinner will be served to.
morrow night at the Seaside. during
which the Kawaiahao quintet cluo
will play and sing.
Sachs new goods are coming. Ev'
cry steamer will bring the latest the
Eastern and European markets aiford
Just received the newest weaves In
dress goods and children's French and
sailor dresses. Watch our ads. they
will interest you.
Rev. II. d. Turner will speak In the
Central Union church at the morning
and evening services tomorrow.
The bark George Curtis. which
reached port yesterday noon, brought
the following passengers: Mrs. l.. a
futile. Mr.. Louis l.. Rey. Mrs. n. D.
Tyrrel. Mrs. .CPetrie, Mrs. ". =.
Wand. Miss Myrtle page, A. D. Prince
The usual game Of cricket will be
played at Makiki this afternoon.
Christian Church. corner Alakea and
King streets--Jnnior 8. f.. . a. m;
Senior G. T.. $50 p. m: Bible school
s:45 a. m: preaching II a. m. and Z. 30
y. m. Morning: "A Growth that In
spired. Evening: Questions and An
swers. please Defend God" You are
cordially invited to any and all SER
vices. q. d. Edwards, pastor.
The injunction case Of the Oahu
Railway and Land Co. vs.. John Col
burn was continued before Judge Rob
inson this morning Till next Saturday
on account OF the illness OF Attorney
c. W. Ashford.
TIE marriage Of Miss Marion Nord-
meyer Of Kekuha. Kauai. to John T.
CRUDE OF Waikapu will take place this
evening at the home OF Rev. John Us
bourne.
Double foot hosiery wears twice az
long as the ordinary. See Ehlers' nd
today.
DO you intend to allow all your hair
to fall ont? You can stop 1t now Dy
applying Newbro's Herpicide. sold by
Hollister Drug Co. l' .''}'
Miss +. Bachelor arrived this morn
Ing on the Miowera from the Coast.
Miss Gregg was Mlowera arrival
this morning Tor THIS city.
w. $. Nicholl came ~ this morning
on the Miower'i from the states.
! Mrs. II. w. Hist and Miss Hist re-
turned to Honolulu THIS morning OF
the Miowera. They have been spend
ing their vacation NJ bahf.
| j. McI.eod arrived on the Mower
today from the states.
Mrs, Cooper was an incoming MO
vera passenger.
A few Golden Sable Collie pups
nicely marked, are for SALE See al
this issue.
Senator Palmer =. woods arrived
this forenoon from Kohala In the nj
nau for the purpose OF attending thu
democratic convention.
rho Surname Court wiI, have n SEES.
s,on ,ov, Nnn,oy
| m, ,,.t,. M, u,..,., ..,oo,o,,,,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
WILL ABOLISH OPIUM

PICKING. China. Sept. 2i.-An I'm
perial edlct has been issued ordering
the abolition Of the opium trade with
In ten years.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
ROOT TO PANAMA

PANAMA. Sept. q. = Secretary
Root has left here for the north on
the cruiser Tacoma.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
DEPARTED.

Friday. September "a.
Stmr. Claudine. Parker. for Maui
ports. Laupahoehoe and Hilo, 6 p. M.
Saturday, September 22.
CA. 8. 8. Miowera, Hemming, for
the Colonies, 5 p. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVED.

Saturday, September 22.
Stmr. Kinau. from Hilo. 1880 a. IN
Stmr. Helene. from Kailua. II a. IN
c. A. 8. 3. MiOwera. Hemming, from
Vancouver and Victoria. $3.50 a. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
Linotype Operators
Had Intimate Acquaintance.

The California editors were an
amiable lot of souls bent on render.
ing their many" thanks to Hawaii
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22

over the rebels Of Bali island. Four
hundred natives were killed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22

MuRoeREssEs IN ASYLUM
SEATTLE. WASH. Sept. ~. = Tho
court has ordered Miss Mitchell and
Mrs. Crenleld committed to the Ore
gon asylum for the insane.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
SAILING TODAY.

stmr. Helene. for Hawaii ports. 4
p. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
ALFONSO EXPECTS HEIR

MADRID. Spain, Sept. 81. = King
Alfonso has definite expectations OF
IN heir.
GERMAN MINT ROBBED
MUNICH. Sept. 2l.-The mint here
has been robbed Of $32,50O.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
SEATTLE FLOODED

SEATTLE. Wash, Sept. 81. - This
city is flooded.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22
wARsHlP IS SINKING

AMSTERDAM. Holland, Sept. "a
The Ironclad Pietheim 10 sinking. In
consequences Of the opening Of q sea.
cock.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-09-22

Weekly Bulletin 81 per year.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
'MiayEmmo Cole

Girls modesty and oversensitiveness
often puzzle their mothers and battle
physicians, because they withhold their
confidence at this critical period.
A mother should como to her chi1d's
aid and remember that Lydix e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound will at this
time prepare the system for the coming
change and start the menstrual period
in young girls life without pain or
Irregularities.
Miss Emma Coleof Tullahoma, Tenn,
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
81 want 10 tell you that am enjoying bet
ter health than / have for years, and I owe
1t all to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound.
When fourteen years Of age suffered a.
most constant pain, and FOR two or three
years / had soreness and pain in my ide,
headaches and was dizzy and nervous, and
doctors ell failed to help me-
Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
was recommended, and after taking it my
health began to improve rapidly, and think
it saved my life. sincerely hope nay expert
ence will be help to other girls wb . ara pass
ing from girlhood 10 womanhood, for know
your Compound win do as much fer them"
If you know Of any young girl who is
sick and needs motherly advice ask her
to write Mrs. Pinlxham, Lynn, Mass,
and she will receive free advice which
will put her on the right road to astrong.
healthy and happy womanhood.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Thieves Discovered by Their Shoes.
Shoes have played an important
part in the capture of criminals, said
Detective William Barrett of Buffalo.
Had it not been for the footwear OF
cerSan thieves they would never have
been caught. 1t is not so long ago
that and two others were detailed On
man, another shop had been burglar
lied.
I'VE looked at the marks about the
windows and noticed they were scrap
ed by nails. We went back to the
other place and found the same con-
ditions. Later we went into well
known resort and found a man sitting
In chair. He had his feet encased
in a neat fitting pair of shoes, but for
some reason he had nails put In the
heels. We jumped him at once, and
searching in his rooms we discovered
enough loot to start store. He later
explained that the nails were put In
bis shoes to aid in roof climbing.
"Squeaky shoes have caused the ar
rest OF several thieves right In this
precinct. The other night thief
bought pair Of cheap shoes and they
were very musical. The man got into
I place, and before he got anything
his noisy shoes gave him away and
he was caught. All clever criminals
have a peachant for buying good, soft
shoes. They pay good price for
Them and they are repaid sometimes
by getting off with the swag to pay
tor what they spent" Shoe Retailer.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Cures Cancer, Blood Poison and scrofuIa

Cures Cancer, Blood Poison and scrofuIa.
II you have blood poison producing
eruptions, pimples, ulcers, swollen glands.
bumps and risings, burning, itching skin,
copper -colored spots or rash on the skin,
mucous patches In mouth or throat, fall
Ing hair, bone pains, old rheumatism or
foul catarrh, take Botanic Blood Balm (B.
B. B. It kills the poison In the blood
soon ak sores. eruptions heal. hard swell
ings subsidS, aches and pains stop and a
perfect cure is made Of the worst cases OF
Blood Poison.
For cancers, tumors, swellings, eating
sores, ugly ulcers. persistent pimples OF all
kinds, take B. B. B. It destroys the can
Ger poison in the blood, heals cancer OF all
kinds. cures the worst humors or sup
purating swellfngs. Thousands cured BY
B B. B. after all else fails. B. B. B.
composed Of pure botanic ingredients. I'm
proves the digestion, makes the blood pure
and rich. stops the awful itching and all
Oh arp, shooting pains. Thoroughly tested
for thirty years. Druggists, 81 per bottle
with complete directions for home cure.
Sample free and prepaid BY writing Blood
Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble
and free medical advice also sent In sealed
letter.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
MALARlA737
G eneraiIy That is Not the Trouble

Persons with susceptibility to mala-
rial influences should beware of coffee,
which has tendency to load up the
liver with bile.
A lady writes from Denver that she
suffered for years from chills and fever
which at last she learned were mainly
produced by the coffee she drank.
ST was also grieveusly afflicted with
headaches and indigestion, - she says,
(which became satisfied were like
wise largely due to the coffee I drank.
Six months ago / quit it's use alto
gether and began to drink Postum
Food Coffee, with the gratifying result
that my headaches have disappeared,
my digestion has been restored and I
have not had a recurrence of chills
and fever for more than three months.
have no doubt that it vas Postum
that brought me this relief, for have
used no medicine while this improve
ment has been going on.' ct was
really relief from congestion of the
liver caused by coffee
"My daughter has been as great
coffee drinker as /, and for years was
afflicted with terrible sick headach es.
which often lasted for a week at q
time. She is brain worker and ex-
cessive application together with the
headaches began to effect her memory
most seriously. She found no help in
medicines and the doctor frankly adj
vised her toquit coffee and use Postum.
ssFor more than. four months she has
not had headache-her mental facul-
ties have grown more active and vigor-
Gus and her memory has been restored.
mo more tea, coffee or drugs for
us, so long as we can get Postum. y
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich.
There's reason. Read the little
book 1.-THE Road to Welliveo in pkgs
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO
Ir0ao Ho-,>,r-> SSs

STATE OF OHIO. CIrY OF TOLEDO,
LUCAS COUNTY. IS.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes. oath that he is
senior partner Of the firm Of F. J. CHENEY &
Co., doing business in the City Of Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of cATARRH
that cannot be cured by the use of Hall s
CATARRH CURE. FRANK ]. CHENIY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in nv
t--, presence, this 9Th day Of Decen-
( SEAL. Der, A.D.. 1886. A.W. GLEASON.
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for testimonials,
free. F.. J. CHENEY q Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
It Is asserted that the longest lived
people are those who make breakfast
their chief meal
UNSlGHTLY BALD SPOT

Caused By Sores ON Neck-lGerslless Itca.
Ing For Two Years Made Hin Wild
-Ancther Cure BY Cuticura.
"For two years my neck was covered
with sores, the humor spreading to my
hair, which fell out, leaving an unsightly
bald spot, and the soreness, inflammation
and merciless itching made me wild.
Friends advised Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment, and after few applications the tor
ment subsidized, to my great JOY. The sores
soon disappeared, and my hair grew again,
as thick and healthy as ever. shall al
ways recommend Cuticura. (Eigned) H. j.
Spalding. loA w. 104th St., N. Y. City"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

n one Individual pays small debts, ten,
twenty, or o few hundreds Of dollars
promptly, he soon has excellent credit in
that proportion So II he pays thovsands,
the grade OF his credit Is raised. II a cor-
poration pays hundreds of thousands of
dollars promptly, and finally goes beyond
the million dollar mark, IL takes q very high
rank when it IN carefully and well managed.
That Is the mark The Mississippi Home In
surance Company has passed.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

after day-dun't wor-
~. Doan's Kidney
Pills have cured
thousands Of women
In the same condi.
ton. Mrs. A. Heiman
Of Saltwater, Minn.,
says: "But for Doan's
Kidney Pills l would
not be living now.
They cured me N
1899 aid I've been
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

well since. ] used to have such pain
In my back that once I tainted. The
kidney secretions were much disor-
dered, and I was so far gone that I
was thought to be at deaths door.
Since Doans Kidney Pills cured me
/ feel as If / had been pulled back
from the tomb"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Dat'S wot I said. !"
Making q Bluff.

Nell-"That Miss Jones, the typewri-
ter girl, says she was the envy Of all
the other young women at the sea-
shore"
Grace-"No wonder. While she was
down there she got all the other girls
in the Office to write letters to her and
she sat on the porch and blushed and
smiled while she read them.' .'-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
ataxinr Him or.

Staving Him or.
Meek-"I say, old chip, I'm in shock
ing luck. I want money badly and
haven't the least idea where can get
it,"
Beek-"Well, I'm glad to hear that.
/ thought perhaps you had an idea you
could borrow from mew-London An
EWerS.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Short Breath, Gas ou
the Stomach?
Bitter Taste-Bad Breath-Impaired Ap-
petite-A feeling of fullnese. weight and
pain over the stomach and heart, some
times nausea and vomiting, also fever and
sick headache.
What causes it? Any one or all of these:
Excessive eating and drinking-abuse of
spirits-anxiety and depression-mental ef-
fort-mental worry and physical fatigue
bad air-insuffcient food-sedentary habits
absence of teeth-bolting of food.
Ii you suffer from this slow death and
miserable existence, let US send you sam
pie box of Mulps Anti -Belch Waters abso-
lutely free. No drugs. Drugs injure the
stomach.
1t stops belching and cures diseased
stomach by absorbing the foul odors from
undigested food and by imparting activity
to the lining Of the stomach, enabling It
to thoroughly mix tho food With the gastric
Juices, which promotes digestion and cures
the disease
SPECIAL OFFER.-The regular price OF
A.ull's Anti-Belch Waters is Doc. q box, but
to introduce it to thousands Of sp3erers
we will send two (2) boxes>upon receipt Of
75c. and this advertisement. or we will
send you sample free for this coupon.
This OFFER MAY NOT APPEAR AGAIN,
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
How Unreasonable.

How Unreasonable.
"Well, your troubles are now over"
said the friend.
ST don't know about that" COM
planned the successful candidate.
"What's wrongY
"Nhy, dang 1t, these people actually
seem to expect me to make good some
of my prediction promises"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

just think what an outrage it 10 to be
robbed ct al the bensnts e ths services
BY continuous coughing throughout the
congregation, VIXEN Anti f-(3ripine Is guaran-
F. w; .Diemsr, M. D.. manufacturer,
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

No tree has ever been found larger
than the Sicilian chestnut Of a hun
dred horses" It is no less than 3O4
feet in circumference.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

The Seri Indians make an odd
shaped contrivance Of plated wicker
work, with hole at the top, through
which the occupier crawls at night
to sleep.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

In the interest Of the increase in
population, Frenchman suggests that
married men and fathers be exempted
from military duty.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Tayior's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen Is Natures great tremedy-Cures
Coughs, Colds, Group and Consumption,
and all throat and lung troubles. At drug
gists, 25c., Soc. and $1.O0 per bottle.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

In South Africa the white ants have
been found so destructive to wooden
ties that steel has necessarily been
adopted.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Durinp the EIopem emf

She-"Won't my father be angry"
He-"I hope not. If he has any re-
gard for the conventionaltsies he'll be
irate.'"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
A Spirited Retort.

First Hackman -" "He isfst q very
spirited nag, is hep
Second Hackman-"Yes, ha is-very
low spirited"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Cynical Philosophy

Cynical Philosophy.
Expect every man to do that which
is unworthy Of him.
"And if he doesn't?'
"It is better to be agreeably sur.
prised than disagreeably jolted"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

More than one-third of the inmates
of the Elmira (N. " States prison
are we'll educated
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion; never fails. Sold by
Druggists. Mail orders promptly filed
by DR.. Detchon, Charlottesville, Ind. 81.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

To Cure = Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money fit fails to cure. E.
w Groves s signature on each box. 25c.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
OF Course.

Miss Fluffy-'What do yoE think Is
the most important part Of woman's
dressY'
Married Man-"The costm
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Government engineers are mapping
Puget Sound for mines.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

The japanese Gosernment Is printing q
complete record of the war.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
The Common Lot.

Knicker - "Jones met a natural
DEATH"
Booker "Hazing, auto, football or
train wreck ?"-New York Sun.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
He Got There

He Got There.
"How did that young stripping get
that diplomatic position? Had he ever
shown any diplomatic abilityY'
Eyes, indeed! He landed the jobs"-
Detroit Free Press.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Read the Experience OF . Minnesota
Woman and Take Heart.
II your back aches. and you feel
sick, languid, weak and miserable day
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

The Natal. launched in Dugland on
September 80, Is the most powerful
cruiser In tho world.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
The Ideal Chauffeur.

"Did I understand you to say you
were sentenced to prison for twenty
years?"
ssDats wot said"
ssHow did you get out SO soon?"
81 wuz pardoned. A guy wild a bar
rel O. coin wanted chauffeur wot
wasn't troubled wild no conscience."-
Detroit Tribune.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

"Boss, I'm hungry"
"Then why not go to wtrk"
~Oh, I amt so very hungry" 4
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
ed No nts

IS IL LED. No fltG or nervous
l'Ase fter first days use Of Dr.. Klne's Great
Nc e Restorer, 32tHial bottle andtreatisefree
DR.. II. a. kL1Nx, Ltd, 981 ksoh st., Flaila., Pa.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Nhe biggest cannon bali ever made
weighed 1900 pounds.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
To Cure !. C

Lake Sticaca is the highest navigable
lake in the world.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Piso's Ouro cannot be too HIGHLY spoken OF
sra cough cure.-J. W. O'BR1EN, S22 Third
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6. 1900,
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Guaranteed Cure For Piles.
Itching, Brnd, Bleeding, Protruding Piles.
Druggists are autAortxedto refund moneyif
Pazo Ointment fails to cure In to IA days. Soc.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Farewell. MelindaI I goes to me
doom, but de mem'ry Of yer devotion
will be wild me in me darkest hour"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Admitted.

"You couldn't kiss girls Of my time
as easily as you do the girls Of to-day"
''No; I was a mere child then, and
wasn't tall ough."-Houston Post
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Mrs: Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething ,softens the gums reduces inf flamma-
tion ,allays pain cures wind collie ,25c. bottle
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

Mere invention was regarded as vulgar il
ancient times
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Robbed In Churcn.

The momentum Of swiftly flying bird
= considerable
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
FREE COUPON.
1909

Send this coupon with your name
and address and name Of druggist
who does not sell 1t for free. sample
box of Mulps Anti-Belch Waters TO
MULL's GRAPE ToN1o Co., 800 Third
Ave-, Rock Island, III.
Glue Full Address and Write Pldinlu.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Thieves Discovered by Their Shoes

Sold by all druggists, Soc. per box, OF
sent by mail
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Wo1nan,s way,

WOm0n's W0ys
"Why don't nav open that tele-
gram?"
"She's Altered to.'
"Afeerd Of what?"
"She don't recognize the handwritin'
on the thing"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

It is fifty wears since friction matches
were invented.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

The people Of England drink some
Boo, 100000 gallons of milk in year.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
Two Points., II View.

She = "Did you iOtice that girls
hat?'
He-"No. I was looitng at the girl"
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
The Mtserables.

The Mtserables.
Jean Vatican retreated underground.
Zone Of the six best cellars" he ex-
planned.
This really accounts for the big cir.
culation Of the book.-New York Sun.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04

The Japanese still use American leather.
The Brandon news., 1906-01-04
With the Funny
Anuoyiug.

There was q young lady from Ipswich
Who had two large moles on her fps which
Prevented all chaps
Save the verieat yaps
From kissing this lazy from Ipswich.
milwaukee Sentinel.