The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-06-28
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GREAT VARIETY 4. 4 !. |. |'.Y
One john Hears the Endless
Drumming q Il Family, Affairs, h
I Bits Of vvisdot
POL e spoil Ex CITING !: IN /: GAME | 4:

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Enter Point Where Bones Are A!rc'
Rafting ,3and Lot Lot 81 = lf Boys
Pa,y Two Z, v fifty fifty. g55s,
The one John, like Miltor's Satan,
3"snte iii exalted state 's8 Yesterday and
from his bar Of Justice Viewed the
men dicnnts along life's rough way way
worn travellers, wrong doors OF all kinds.
1 listened tt d discourse on trespassirg
lows. md heard another on the va ried
merits Of Keeping the accounts &C INT Of II. g
dairy. i ts ;5 vi 4! ,| # sss Va s II Va
Wife-benters were in their usual prom
lsincnce,5 pey!ng the sus,ial cost for the
privilege II; Which laws older than the
present civilization permitted froe 81 OF
l5charge, recognizing as inalienable mans
right to win his conjugal partner e. OF eds l
,ence either BY love or by force of arms
Now-a days both methods are regarded
as expensive, 6 and the VIII ls the most
costly possession Of O. man. househ old.
s The exclte ment and EXPLANATION Of the
game was aired with much volubility;
COWS figured argely 1; horses came IN for
their share, gas automobiles have not yet
arrived at the day Of indutdtable sway;
and 4 that Ito err6is human to forgive
4divitio,,''s wa shown BOIL, BY the human
ity3aof tho 8culprits and the divinity Of
him who Is i high muck-a-muck In the
Police Court t. ~ I'd, S S 3$i n IA ID jjg!&s
IA Lonnie Conway was hailed before His
Migltiness on tn charge OF allowing his
cows-flft y or enty-fi five In tlumbe to
trespass on the property Of va ious lnnd h
holders on Hanover Street who &. have ,a' 'e5l
serious objection to the 5fs cud 4 -chewers.
Tho charge also stated that Conway used
Insulting lang.lag towards these hes same
landholders when they re monstrate ed 3
with him, which added much to It's gray
Iity. Lonnie, forlorn and alone, said that
Just ono or two COWS we're fond Of his \
neighbours sucoulent grass, and that he 4
would Immediately drive them $off the
green when he found them trespnssine.&
Nevertheless he was fined $l0@sand linz
3niedatey took an appeal. The case was
set for July 90. s!3 Il I'll
impuden to- the majesty Of the law IN 4
tho person Of "a policeman \ when that Off
Ger requested him to move his go-cart. 5
,3i3 Cost Him Two Plunks. D.
I'm trying you for impudence,' said
His Honor 4 WHO recognized in the ipris-
5oner IN old friend OF by gone days. -ta''I
stkereSis such ias thing as a. good niger,
you are one tbut nobody Is allowed to be
tohStheY police officers but me.
Gimme two kgpltnks for trespnssing B on
tho privilege which Is solely line = a A.
IN One Baker tiled his nag to, I'd tree or
tree box, and His honor wax exceed
such practices which injure the native
forestry 81; Richmond, mustsbe stopped.
IN a short peroration he let IL be known
that tes .would, without mercy, fine all
5yloiators OF his "ipse dixit""--witn
apol dgies sto1 Pythagoras. Gimme two..''''ss
y 5Ly1iii Taylor SO t, u pom \ Eddie Fry IN
great anger, and I'd die was sore beset.
He $sqigh rest itytioh, and &, .yengsance At
the 4fliands.eo the Nj law, which lghteneds
Lynn s purse OF a FLYER. 345
Willie Coles, David Wade, allan Ru
Sell and Carter Perkins, i whose color
Shades varied from black Y to- ight tan,
we're caught srigha In the midst OF a3quiet
game being caught being one OF the
worst offensesf 4recognized8 by the law.
The game was going on In O. Joint at 4so
West Baker Street, when two rel rese nta-
tives OF the law bro ke In on hem with
more haste than ceremony. In one room
the officers found q lot of polio stuff.
In the adjoining room the officers came
Upon ten Or twelve seated round at t aple
deep In the Sgatne. Most OF them made
a hasty exit, Stillhking hat twas time to
move The officers found vi $3.50 4 and O |
bank containing Is cen ts.$ The spells "a o.
the raid were, divided among the ener-
getic officers, and the culprits forked on VI
$3.50 for the privilege OF playing II,
Paid Up Like a Sport.
John Henderson was the bunco steerer
OF the gang. When his case was called,
he was found In the arms OF Morpheus,
having taken a little spirit for his nerves.
In CT
lethargy ana made to bend his hating
steps j otn-wards. He was politely ask
ed for ten plunks rent imposed by the
court. He paid with an easy grace, like
one who Is long accus toned to paying
and playing. IF .4lt
walter scowBel and his wife, elena
scowbell, had q family quarrel after the
order Of high society. Clema claimed
that chubby choked her and threw her
down on the Il floor, where she lay at
the feet. OF, her lord and master. Accord
ing to her statement, he wished tha2 he
had taken a chair and flung It at her
head and that he pretended Il to be q
preacher. He had something OF the cler-
icus in his makeup, and, under ordinary
circumstances. would pass for very res
spectacle being 4, In his sober garb. He
was called on TO- make a statement.
Judge. Your Honor he began In state
", esonant tones \ & 5.3 5.S# IL
Hold on-st eady-none o. that!'' ex-
claimed His Honor. becoming alarmed.
"Let me see whether have time to
hear your address, : II IIe looked ct his
watch and found that he had q few
minutes to spare. q.
K Then. slowly and solemnly, the cuprlt-
preacher made his statemant It was q
hno bit Of, oratory, worthy Of either a
parsOn or O lawyer, He showed how his
wife and q dark horse had brought ac-
cusatons against him. and so prevented
him from Joining the church. He had
been married to- his wife about eleven
months, At the time OF the marriage,
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