The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-15
With the Long BoD
Ego natuns's walks, shoot folly ~ II flies. !"
Man with Pass on the Grocery Store Who Had Valuable
Asset-An Incident Showing How Legislators Feelings
Are Affected by ''Favors'' from Corporation.
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q ENAToR LA TOILETTE has introduced bill to prohibit
y the of passes The passes referred to of the
kind by which you get free ride on the railroad
But did you hear Of the who had pass the
grocery stores He poor but had saved the
prieors daughter from what POLITICALLY called "a waey
grave which nothing but the river and the grocer had
given him free pass his store ot transferable Some
try to work the pass system the grocery by
paying their bills but the referred to here genuine
pass -. ~
When the coal man away luck would have
it, this same man stopped the infuriaed beast P S. the
horse and saved the fuel mans wife and daughter from
violent death The fuel wrote out pass his coal
sheds and handed it
The man also bit Of luck the clothing store The
place caught fire the day after the insurance out and
the with the passes put out with wedrected effort
that surprised veteran renen The clothing added
pass his stock :a% cs# 1850 Wy @a.- =
The result that this didn't have to do anything
but pay taxes and is reported that he is running for
county office which he intends to shut off this drain
Think of the tremendous pull the grocer would have
the who had pass his storel Why that would
do almost anything for the to keep him feeling
good So the legislator who draws his transportation out
Of the railroad without money and without price naturally
feels that turn about fair play He will do things which
he wouldn't otherwise do for who drags him
the country where the walking not only bad but tedious
Passes, rule, sign that something is wrong: .
X The banana unsatisfactory fruit, but mother
times corrects the bananas thus She takes the fruit
cuts engwise spreads each strip with marmalade
strip Of sponge cake This sandwich is laid glass plate
and covered with whipped into which few chopped
almonds have been quietly mixed.
strong seated in front of this confecon has been
known to weep tears Of gratitude and deep emotion.
Speaking Of eating did you try the dentists FRIEND
oa grts9 Take pint of crushed OATS sprnke-in little
black oak sawdu give flavor add onehaf pint of strong
city water and bring to boil stirring constantly and adding
slowly three spoofus Of building sand for consistency
Sprinkle with little building plaster and serve with
and small dessert spoon
Berlin GERM boasts automatic restaurant that elm
mates the waiter who carefully puts questionable thumb
into the he brings it, and sizes you up for
quarter for his share In this model restaurant cabinets
glass fronts line the wallis and thru these glass fronts
to be and of little elevators, with the slots
and mechanism for working them Shelves all around on
little elevators bring up hot soups hot roas cold meats
pies, sandwiches, tea cofeein fact, whatever the
All the customer has to do is to decide what he
wants. drop his coin in the proper opening await results
In less than minute up his meal raised by electricity
from the kitchen in the basement. e..
Everybody has been sorry hear that Central' was
to be displaced by automatic lady, but spare
the walters thumb. a j. R.