davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26
Ia rutrn np Dnnett.
SSinsnes genpGrt.

Oct er oIuttnoeIig Rlnge blanoi
Sarmerne, at Sutn Of De 9oIeIte Ra'
Ger bar n9iten aItib en- altfor ipRt
% ioog @~erbpgrtine, bppraf Ssleeu
ct, at Sc life uber Wsie oe 8aufe'
ItabeO far bore FIN egen Grop, noar
Be 6Iiber fe6e % hinge. aImiroelie
nfbirIpes bette be6 at frpoie uteO an
Ere Racer. Der eier en- fsrere % itGr'
fere lt60iflet genbpgning. 6inoes
rer life iaaSanne blauot Bolano.
China eIer gerfibtre Rocen, iaa to.
ger man eierne fat paa boiIfeniom.
telIt itntpeI Roce bare al Senipn til
benue enc @etirgeIie. Naaife bet
ifete RonI let nof fan nooes, men at
iomtiSfgt en- iturpel &onbingsrace
at SDtn opitoor.
Ser gibes en- dr6en % Iangt beSre
Deaa6e, paa botLfen Der fan roa6es
Bob paa 6srne 8anffeligbeS. 9fn
poapegebe WtongeI er opitaaet oeS at
6rtoe en- eniGbig og urtgtie Soortng.
Sotneue bar faaet blot BEN Slags
NGrtrg, boorof be logger bua fig
6ebt; BERTH er Rais set aIerfortref.
feIigite TtiSOel, men nongIer Sc Cub.
iian'er, Ser bebsneS for of ifoffe gen
% WhtifIer.
8rRs, fornemmeItg aleoer, err ee.
net til at giOe Wetifler og Ben, til
ret er Sen Rgrtng, iom bisie tr9rt.
ger. aue clogs 8obperter bar Iige.
Ie6es | Bsi @rao 6etne ianrme geen.
fab.
Oct birSe 10 bare Hart for ben,
Der ~ooerDeier Sager, at efter Ratlt,
rens Sr6en b,trbe Sntnene, bou6 Seo
res Se6e angoar, iaa n9r iom mltIigt
tiuooe8 at erboI6e, bboo De I biIO I'll.
itarro moatte ernGre flo at; be ro0er
| Sorben efter RpbSer % isger eIIers
lit SpbcIb bInnSt B~Lantepprter.
Raar be ir6eitpnges, Ioa De life fan
isee, boo6 De ielp oiIbe beige iom
ooonIi9it for tit SpboIS, Sa MAJ peS
fornuitigt SteI netop Sisie Sing ifaf.
fc8 Dem, % bptS bet life gisre8, moa
set life bnffe Sorluoring, ON Spi.
meme bltber belt ~an6erleSe8 emo on.
Ifelt8t fltn6e bare. StGrre Same.
gauge, iuSiaaeoe meb RapS % als.
TER, er mGsteIig blauSt De ferite %
otgti9ite Sina, iom enbper Soineab.
Ter maa bare beIaOet pna at forifaffe
fig, ont ran ffaI bnpe SeIb % 2pfte
/ lin 6orretuir8.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26

rem bet frpfer, % fan bet saa on,
men ooenoper en- ginee meb fugtigt
Smaasren %reiiferes, at 3antpen Ell
Ter 5uetigbeSen fra gfnsen nil ifnoe.
SeIp bar pi | mango aor Inet
Soft De iiopdIete glr pao BERTH inoret'
tebe &pIber op unber 2oftet | ielpe
aisffenet, % bet bar fulSftGnbigi
iparet til Seniigten. Saa Ianet fra al
bet er rroeet ubebageIigt at'ie oisie
beiIige sg irSe | Sitiet, betraster Ri
benz iom en- 9rpa, bpao bet nirfeIig
at ogiaa er for en- Farmers &isffen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26

seao ~Seeurab.TOit til sInat
% Senner | bet samIe 2ano,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26

musgen 2igt er, % Der ber BELT
bore 2nag paa aruffen. Wan mao
life gIenme at fe til aisbet. Ger
man. at 2asen beepnoer at bIipe
nflar os INF poo Spegfloben, fau
maa ben foees OBJ, arnffen pnifes
| fosenbe Barb, o. aisOet fsrit lrs.
ges neo isien, naar 2agen er fulo.
fonriner1 fpIo.
Ranee brueer MI Ben fipbte "Mgs.
Rirtur", fom fan impress pao
Sfinfe, Srebrpft Sill 0. I. b., oa
bisie Cling faar oeroeo en- nofiaa eot
&sgImag, men fan naturligpis iffs
boIoe fig iaa I1nee, iom naar De bin
rsgt paa ~gammeIbags Waner. One
b9r-apiite Gnntper. 9ranfes) frem,
bringer ben fineite Rssimag, men
man fan 10 life ale Stber faa fat |
Dem.
On rtgttg iterf SnItlage Iapes al
10 Quarts 8ono, 3 Gunb SaIt, -
Runb guboerinffer og 21a llnie
SaIpeter, Tom foeeS og ifummes oe
ooerbplbes foIo.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26
SsItelase til Spinelabber.

2abberne foges ierit mere / iaIt
@anb, fIsbes, efter OF be er fogte %
lGgges | Spltelagen, iom Iaoes at 2
Quarts oa 8 Quarts 8ar6.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26

pigtigIte at ale gromensgra0er.
ne, ibet ber, ser er iao belbig at
opnaa berre - bnorttl 8rGpen Of
boIbes / ielbe &etierens SALADS -
itrnr blioer Wanbarin al ieg oeb life,
bnormange Snapper og bes riben OBJ
tages iom We6lem al set feiierIige
Ifabemi, en- eanife operoroentIig l10.
mprfelie. Gen belle lluoeruisnin9s.
plan ier gGnife tiItaIenbe no, 1en
bar fitn Sen SfpggeiiSe, at 30ie era.
mems ferite 8ra6: Siiutioi fan fig.
bes - og nof ogiaa temmeIig ofte
blioer fight - for 600 Saels cont
trent $500. SormooentIis IaSer
BET famine fig eiere meb Be bs,.
ere 8raber, % fer oct iipIbnere Der,
er set bel oc bpie Briiers SfpIS.
8e ftreitife Gamers aunoifaber
itunr, iom uQereSe tibligere berert.
poa ct temrreligt Iabt Stanopunft.
8ieeIfoler eriiterer life. 8oruOen Sc
o~oenfor nponte Spgaper, Ser titles
til Reorene ligeooerfor gsrnene, ifal
Sc ogiaa bragg Smiora for, at Bts
gernes Ssbber faor ben befierOte 81.
minutibe StsrreIie, boiIfct Ter oeS
anere6e / ben ipG0e aIber at lrgge
Dem / 9anooser, ser presses ianmen
peb Sielp al 8r~pflooier, Ell Opera
tion, bnoraf 8slgen bIiber en- beiopr.
Zig og praltenbe Sang. GnSnu er
iaaSunt ct Gar iman 9Iu~mpfeSber
beieite Wobe / 9ina og Segn paa,
at gterinSen al Dem er al go6 ia.
mile, men ira ferIt al ifploes Senne
9eformitetstilItano ct 3efret, Tom en-
Seller, Ser lepeoe paa 9ouftcius'S
Siber, aItiaa ca. 500 aar I. Ser, no.
IteSte / ben Seniigt at bppue fla paa
set imuffe aien, for6i bans 9uolings.
brItru bar Isbet bort mes en- 8nn0.
bRrer, og iom gr9ierpatip MOB Eli.
bsieliabeo iii at foripinbe - ioafremt
bette ifaI ife tiIfohs - fan oenne
5orboTosregel osiaa betragtes ion
sauife craftsmanship.
Seao ~Scesrab.TD Soften" til SIrat
M Neuusr 1 Not nomIe QooA
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26
SDGaigeSummc al Iaisitilfc.

Set er uIminbeIigt, at abnget Hip.
res mo I @ni8o8erert, ioainort Otoi.
len er buffet. Get bPr6er ofte, at
Ger er 6ore OC6 0ctte, ga Gprene, iiGr
hot8 De fo1rmer fra 6ourIig Supn oe
err irtltne, iIuger t iig mere, emo DC
fnn for6eie. Noar ct SoermooI Of De
terre Wobe opbobeS I Tormuben, ibet
Gnret life bar Qioet fig SiS til 0r6b.
t0grina 6a er Ser nloorlig Tare for
@norber. Smiolertt6 fan ser De6
Gor'tgtt8bc6 gifres roact for at for.
mir6ifc oenne Tore. 6erIt bcb life
at Iobe 8reatltrerne barre I Igeren
oItfor IEr9c o6 Sanger Sc fsrIte
0oge % for oct orbct, al man Iooer
Fem 'oo riaerig Salt o. 8oS InIeo.
uinQ til Griffenono. Qeroeb bill Sc
tsrre @lo6e ~Iettere firnne SrsutpQpcs,
ioa ben CQrntIig aorio9 til l1Ipffeu
forebnQc5.
gr Sinq til oiISe set bare goonIigt
life at 9Icunc. Toor Ser trpffe8 poo
Sot. cIIcr QhlIOar, 90 goo Sem life
iorbi; til Hrcaturcrnc timber pua at
ipiie bcm % nor life gobt herof, So
&c er giitioc. &oa Gem bclIer I en-
@o&ic mco hiclr % bru7tNt Dem op,
clcr trro Dem res / M}arfcn, ion
a~reuturernc life foor fat / Dem.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26
Serb Guru-Glnntcmais.

Nu er SEN rette 3i0 ioien iuSc, ia
oct bcacoe& al 'nuge poo Nen gomIe
Bile ON at inSiomIe Sen Wai8, ION
uUitc Mar mou bruacS til llOipb.
amoc 6cttc QiGre& tiIQaprs mi, ga
oiI0e ri iIippc al sen ubeboQeIiqc
St1ohci. iom 0enne Sag bar raft
h~gercre'tc @oar, ioa IUugc tiIbage
iom nj fan criuSrc,
@rll life rctop De oucr iterite Mr.,
'cn fan iin0r2; tbi biSIe bar en- flor
Cob, ioa &c trNuRcr Irracre Gio
Tor al bgiuc Qicnncmterre. ar pao
10 Ecmmcr2 2Uuaoe % poSicIia
tntic cr at foretrpffe I ole Seniccn.
ser iremior Dem. iom er at en- lteo.
rnnIio StprreIie.
S0ao SpbeoarinBeu augnor, ioa cr
&o~0cSialcn Sen, at &rcue ma bUn.
pea op cner ITg3c5 ioaIebes, at Ne
.orrce, ior no8en 6roit naar til Dem.
EOo Gt &piitfummer oper &islfeuCt er
ct uSmrrtet Ste0, bare 9htS % 9tot.
ter fan bellies bprte ocrfrn. Oct, Tom
HrGbcr 2iostruftcu 90 btuNrer @}oi.
fen ira at ipire, er, at 6roit oa 6lg'
tt8bcO iiliommen bar iaaet Dirte pna
oen, gr Raiieu TOR, So fam Den taale
ZEN ~i,ruulcite auIoe ltoeu at ifaoes;
cen gror lige gobt for BEN Gags
SE!O. $aHge5 "Seeo Corn" op i ct
lo5uS ioa ttoIigt, at oct CT tgrt, IN.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-26
Wub Sfi6cts Mu0ina.

Wub Sfibcts @uning. Sra Berlin
meIbes ben 6te Sftober: s SperpGr
at BEN tpffe Wtarinemtniiter foretoaes
iganr | G~Ibnnmbingen 6orisg meb ei
apparat til at forbinore Sfibets &ilI-
ling. On lt~nrangeret Sorpeboboao
benpttebes til grsocn. Ssgargen bar
peo 2eiligbeoen nof Iaa iterf. BAD
bens Huling bergrc6es til nj @ras
Ser. @pparatet er onbragt pertifalt
inber @aaben. Oct forminbIfebe itrar
G1lllinget meo en- 8rab. Spfinoel.
iens 9rugbarbeb ipneS bermeo gcbt'
giort. S ben n9rmeite Srentio ifal
Ger gisres Scrisg meb ftsrre Sar.
tsier. Observation-Disclosures BIZ
tertiI uSlaarte en- Camper. 8iier Sp.
itn6eIieir FIG nirfiom oeiaa peo itsrre
6ortsier, fan Den 10 fna fin getpo.
ming bells til at ifafie Itsrre Sfitbiif-
ferbso pna Srlog$ifi6e, bells til at
forminbife Ssipgers lllemper.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
LOST HEIR GETS FORTUNE
Long-Absent Brother Of Mrs. Charles
Fair at Last Found.

NEW YORK, Nov 24.-Frank
Smith, the long-missing and much
sought brother of Mrs. Charles i.
Fair, who with her husband was killed
In an automobile accident in France
four years ago, was in New Proyi-
dence, n. j., last night, His home is
in Topeka, Kan, and he came on here
to get his share Of the estate left by
his sister,
The executors of . the estate had no
trouble in finding the family of Mrs
Fair. except the brother Frank. He
left his home thirty-fve years ago TO
seek his fortune in the West He be-
came a ranchman and bull-punchcr,
and continued TO live so far away from
news centers that he did not. hear of
his sisters tragic death till a year
ago.
Smith said he received many times
the amount paid TO the other heirs,
but gave no figures He is said TO
have accepted $250,000 for his share.
and the final papers were signed yes
terday at a law Office in Newark. Mr.
Smith Will leave for Topeka Sunday
night.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
Extreme Measures Adopted to
Save Woman in Terrible
Storm at Sea.
DRAGGED THROUGH WAVES
TO ANOTHER VESSEL
Ship Claudina Broke Her Rud-
der and Threatened to
Pile on Rocks. ...---

ABERDEEN. Wash, Nov. 24-A
thrilling tale of peril at sea in which
a woman, the wife of Capt. Tom
Stream, master OF the schooner Emma
Claudina, was transferred to the bark
entine Mary Winklemau through rag
ing seas, is the story told by Capt.
Stream and his crew who were
brought here by the schooner. Minnie
Caine.
During the height of the storm the
Claadina lost her rudder and the pros
pcets were she would pile up on the
rocks. Mrs. Stream was much alarmed
and the captain finally decided to place
her aboard the Mary Winkieman
which was riding near by.
This was done by lashing her to q.
spar She was carefully lowered into
the water, the men -eH the Winkleman
drew her through the rough seas and
she was taken aboard while her has
band stood watching the progress
Soon afterwards The Winkleman stood
out to sea and has not been seen since.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
What Sulphur Does
For the Human Body in Health and
Disease.
COSTS NOTHING TO TRY.

The mention Of sulphur Will recall
TO many of us the early days when
our mothers and grandmothers gave
us our daily dose of sulphur and mo-
lasses every spring and fall.
1t was the universal spring and fall
''blood purifier" +" tonic and cure-all,
and, mind YOU, this oldfashionod rem
edy was not without merit.
The idea was good, but the remedy
was crude and unpalatable, and large
quantity had to be taken to get any
effect.
Nowadays. we get all the beneficial
effects of sulphur in palatab-e, con-
centrated form, so that a single grain
is far more effective than a table
spoonful of the crude sulphur.
In recent years research and expert
ment have proven that the best sui.
phur for medicinal use is that obtained
from Calcium Calcium Sulphide) and
sold in drug stores under the name of
Stuart's Calcium Waters. They. are
small chocolate coated pellets and con.
tain the active medicinal principle of
sulphur in highly concentrated, ef-
fectivc form.
Few people arc aware of the value
Of this form Of sulphur in restoring
and maintaining bodily vigor and
health; sulphur acts directly on the
2 'r"r aud eXcretorY organs and purlaes
and enrichcs the blood by the prompt
elimination Of waste material.
Our grandmothers knew this when
they dosed us with sulphur and mo-
lasses every spring and fall, but the
crudlty and impurity OF ordinary How
ers of sulphur were often worse than
the disease, and cannot compare with
the modern concentrated preparations
of sulphur, of which Stuart 8 Calcium
Waters ia undoubtedly the best and
most widely used.
They are, the natural. antidote for
liver and kidney troubles and cure con-
stipation and purify the blood III a
way that often surprises patient and
physician alike. = .-
DR.. r. NJ Wilkins, while experiment
ing with sulphur remedies, soon found
that the sulphur from Calcium was SUI
perlor to any other form 90 He SAYS.
: . For liver. kidney and blood troubles,
especially when resulting from consti-
patton or malaria, l have been sur
pri5ed at the results obtained from
Stuart s Calcium Waters In-p patients
suffering from hoils and pimples and
repeatedly seen them dry up and dis
appear IN four or FIVE days, leaving the
sl5ir clear and smooth. Although Stu.
art s Calcium Waters is proprietary
article and sold by druggists and for
that reason tabooed by many physi-
clans, yet l know of nothing so safe
and reliable for constipation, liver and
kidney troubles and especially In all
forms of skin diseases as this remedy.
At any rate people who are tired of
pills, cathartics and so>calied blood
q purifiers will find in Stuart's Cal
cium Waters, a far safer. more pala-
table and effective preparation.
Send your name and address today
for free trial package and see for
yourself.
F. A. Stuart Co., 81 Stuart Bldg,
Marshall, Mich. -.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
FRIGHTENED HORSE IS
CAUSE OF. BIG PANIC
Leaps From Stage of Theater
Into Orchestra. and Musi-
slams Sit on Him.

EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill, Nov. "a
While q performance was In progress
at the Broadway opera house last night
a horse utilized in the last act to draw
the heroine in a buggy became fright
cned and sprang over the footlights
into the orchestra.
The heroine fell unconscious TO the
stage and three women in the audience
tainted. while the horse louDdered
around in the orchestra pit, demolish-
ing chairs with its hoofs and creating
excitement in the theater:
Presence OF mind of II number of
men IN seizing the horse and sitting on
it. at the same time admonishlng the
people TO sit down, prevented a panic.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25

morning and went outside in search of
the chip.
After Mrs. Stream s safety had been
provided for as far as possible every
thing was done to save the Emma
elaudina. The port anchor was dropped
but the cable broke. The starboard
anchors were then dropped and held
the vessel and she is now lying where
II is believed she will stay until tug
can bring her in.
The Minnie Caine came in sight on
Wednesday and after three hours hard
pulling in the ships boats over rough
seas Capt. Stream and his men were
taken aboard and brought here. They
say the storm was the worst ever
known along this coast.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
GAIN OF MILLIONS
Increase OF Wages by United States
Steel Corporation Adds Big Sum,

PITTSBURG, Nov. 24-Two million
dollars additional each year will be
distributed through the Pittsburg steel
district by reason of the increase in the
wages OF the labor force Of the United
States Steel cooperation, which goes
INTO effect January l, and which was
annoupced by the Associated Press last
night, The notice of the advance will
be posted at the st eel mills in tile neigh
borhood about December l.
y conservative estimate of the total
number of'laboreTs EN- ployed by the sub
sidiary companies Of tho United States
Steel corporation in what is known as
the Pittsbugg district is placed at
$50,Ol0. The increase viii affect all the
men in the. class of common labor en-
pIoyed at the numerous plants: of the
Carnegie company, the National Tube
and the American Syenl and Wire com.
panN.. ..
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
ONE DEAD; MANY HURT
Electric Freight and Passenger Cars il
Collision Near Detroit.

DETROIT. Nov. 2i.-AIiss Harriet Harger.
OF Pontiac was killed and sixteen other per
sons were injured early today when an cleo
trio freight car crashed into The rear end Of
a suburban electric car near birmingham.
The passenger car was thcater car bound
cut TO Pontiac ftom Detroit and wns filed
II had stopped at the foot OF a steep grade in
front of the power house. when without
warning. the freight car also outbound and
which had been following tho thoater car
from Detroit. appeared over tile crest OF tho
grade and dropped down tho 300-ioot incline
~ terrific speed. II struck the standing pas
senger car with such force that II telescoped
the car for two-thirds OF its length
II Is thoMEhr al The inlurnd viii recoNer-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25

Ask your grocer for Vienna Bakery
bread and cakes, 'The best"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
SHAW INVESTIGATES
secratary Of Treasury Probaing the
Shortage at St. Louis.

p; ST. LOUIS. Nov: 2f--Secretary OF
the TTeasury SHAY, spent a part OF this
forenoon in close consultation with F..
". Lehmann. special counsel for the
Government ia. the prosecution of the
sub: treasury $6I,500:. shortage case.
'' ! have had the report OF Assistant
United States Treasurer Atkins. and of
the special commission that we sent
here. from Washington 10 make an in
vestigation, said the Secretary, 'fbut
l thought that I could get a better
understanding of the matter if 1 made
d personal investigation. I shall spend
the day here looking over matters per-
tanning to the shortage.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
MASSACRES FEARED
Threats to Enlarge Jewish Rights in
Rnssia Become Serious.

Russia Become Serious.
ST. PETERSBURG, Nov, -24,-The
threats of the reactionary parties that
Jewish massacres Will be organized if
the rights Of the Jews are enlarged,
are steadily becoming moro definite,
The Central council of the -Lcugue
OF the Russian People, claiming to rep.
resent thirty, million people, has issued
a declaration disclaiming responsibility
for the outrages which may result
from the Just indignation. produced
by the enlargement Of Jewish rights,
and has published the text of 200 dis
patches of protest sent to the Emperor
from local organizations.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25

Es
Husn'ta Pen Does the Hardest Kind o swork
Seutcmcn:-I
did when and
wood and do houseworS-Mr LOUISA cox
yu wish keep and
Fure Malt Wbikey regularly directed a
ore haycbe
70
The absolute
thousands hospitals
Nconta ofuseo
CAUIoS-When for Duffy's
which
Sman are put the market for profit only which
Pure Malt whsky Ia bnk
Will ~ ~ '' '~' w
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
NEW PASTOR CALLED
To Church of Which John D. Rookie
feller Is Member.

NEW YORK, Nov. 24.-The Fifth
Avenue Baptist church, of which John
d. Rockefeller is a member and John
D. Rockefeller, Jr, trustee, extended
a call last evening to the Rev. DR..
Charles F, Aked of Pembroke chapel,
Liverpool.
DR.. Aked, who, if he accepts, will
succeed the Rev. Dr. Rufus p. John.
ston, who resigned in November, is -
years old. He was, born in Noting
ham, England .....-
He is of the athletic type Of
preacher. and in early -voath Included
cycling, golf swimming, hunting and
other sports among his recreations.
His ministry has been a great success
in Liverpool
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25

Phone Duyal about that Wall Paper,
Painting, etc. You will save money,
time and: Worry. Don It wait till spring
Ind. Tel. 1145. Bell Tel ll45K.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25
GREENWATER!

The new copper wonder Only
reached via Salt Lake Route; Stage
and auto from nAmarqosa. Phones
1886. l69 South Main street:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-11-25

Dr., Charles Flesh Food, the greatest
beautiier in the world, is having a
tremendous sale. HILL DRUG co. are
the a1eats -
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-09-06
NO MORE PIE SMELL
IN SENATE CHAMBERS
Congressional Appropriation of $4,000
Will Tame the Odors and Train
Them in Another Direction.

Washington, ID. c.. Aug. 3l.-Ncver-
more Will he senate WING of the cap
itol smell of pie. 1t has been a re-
proach for many years that 1t did so.
cynical and diSrespcctful folks have
suggested the appropriateness of
such Il SAVIOUR. II these sugges-
tions have been resented by stick
lers who insist on due respect for the
reverend body. So the smell of pie is
to be done away with.
The reform is being accomplished
now by the reorganization of the res
taurant and kitchen in the lower re-
gions of the senate wing. This estab-
lishment is directly under the senate
chamber. and through the ample cor
ridors and stairways. and up the Gle
Nator shafts the odor OF delectable
pastry is constantly waited to the
sacred egion where senatorial dignity
sits cnthroncd. In winter when ventil-
alton is not. first class the odors get
a bit stale ana flat, and distinctly de-
tract from the satisfaction of existence
in that region.
So the kitchen and restaurant are
being reformed. TIE odors are to be
tanned and trained and led i'm other
was appropriated by the congress just
recently adjourned to make the i'm
p~roNementS. and when they are done
ii is promised that the senate will have
the finest kitchen, ON Il small scale, in
the country. Everything i'm it VIII be
strictly modern-but especially the ven
tilating plant. There Will be the first
ice box ever taken into the capitol. a
new bake oven Will he installed for
making the pies and bread.
The senate is devoted to pie. 1t loves
the strange, mysterious coufection. The
house runs to salads and Holsters and
frivolous viands; but the senate is gas
Economically old style. 1t is proud of
it's pies, which are among the best
minted anywhere III the world. though
last winter there was some complaint
that they were not up To the standards
maintained in some previous years.
With the new over and facilities. how
ever, il is thought the senate pie vii!
be restored to its proud place of pri-
macy.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1906-09-06
AsT0R TO Be A BARON
William Waldorf. the Expatriate, to
Have His Chief Ambition
Gratif,ad

London. Aug. 31.-I; is rumorcd that
William Waldorf .Astor Will soon re-
ceive Il title. According to correct
gossip this is his chief ambition in
life. which has been thwarted by King
Edwards inability TO appreciate Mr..
Astors qualifications for a handle to
his name. despite his enormous con-
tributions to british charities. 1t is
stated that King Edward now takes
Il different view and has himself sag-
sested %bestow'inG 4 title.
For this reported change of heart.
William Waldorf Astor is indebted to
his second SON. John jacob. a few.
weeks ago this son who is a subaltern
in the relief life guards. Very gal!antlv
rescued one OF his troopers, who was
drowning in the Thames at Windsor.
TIL king heard this and expressed his
admiration of the young .A~nglo-Amer-
lean cousin and praised him
for his presence of mind He
also personally asked the war Office
to make permanent young Astor's
~lieutenancy. which is only probationary.
and is reported to have said subse-
q%uentiy that he would make William
Waldorf Aston. his father. a baron.
What Mr.. Aston Is supposed 10 have
hankered after is an earldom, but
probably will accept this royal crumb
II II is offered.