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The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-05-24
An A.norea wl,h az. cea.

Momus, ia Greek fable, was the zoo
OF mocksry and censure. who delighted
In finding fault with gods and men.
He was chosen to act as Judge when
there was q strife between Neptune,
Minerva and Vulcan for supremacy In
artistic power. Neptune made bull.
MinerVn a house and Vulcan a man,
Menus declared that Neptune should
have set his bulls horns further for
ward for fighting purposes. He said
that Minerva should have so con
structed her house that II could Be
moved away from troublesome neigh
bcrs, and that Vulcan should have
made window in the mans breast
through which his thoughts could hs
seen. All we're so anna-sd at his cri'-
icisms that they turned him out 81
heaven, and soon after this he died at
vexation because he could fD4 no
fault in Venus. the goddess OF love sAd
beauty.-Stray Stories.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-05-24
MAKING MOST OF THINGS.
Machinery Of the Law Brought Into
Use for Hard-rimes Ad-
vertsing.

When the defendant appeared the
magistrate said;
Prisoner, you are charged with nav
ing climbed up the statue of the duke
Of Wellington, put pair OF braces
over his shoulders and placard call
ing attention to your establishment,
where similar ones may be pur-
chased"
well, sir" replied tho offender.
with an negotiating smile. of course,
| wants to ged along in peesness."
After which," continued tho msg-
istrate. sternly, "yon hung around his
neck a lot of ties and attached 10 one
OF his hands a number OF pairs OF tea
mis- shoes"
Dose shoes Is arst rate" said the
defendant. Il would like to sell you
a pair"
"You Also" continued the magls-
trate, consulting the indictment. 'ob-
structed the thoroughfare and Gre
ated a disturbance by placing paper
collar and top hat on the statue IN
question. Not only that" went on
the magistrate. but you endeavored
20 put on a coat and vest, with a
placard: Go to Solomon's and get
them as worn by the duke OF yelling
ton for 1ss Cd Now. THIS Is most Inn
proper and reprehensible."
Dots right. sir" said Mr.. Solomon.
celightedly. pitch into me ef you
please. spheak loudt. so dvse moose
haper vollers gan hear YOU" and he
smiled benignanly upon the report
ers.
Good graclousi" Numbered the
magistrate. as a frightful idea struck
him, lis Il possible you have the aa-
dacity TO use the machinery OF this
court as an advertising dodPef"
Dots Il, dots 81" exclaimed the
culprit. rubbing his hands. exultantiy.
II made der somblaint myself Desc
hard times a man must advertise. SIR"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-05-24
JULES sIMoN's PARTRIDGE.
Bird Rescued by Him became Great
Pet and Spoiled His Appetite
Tor Its Kind.

The taste OF President Failieres OF
France for roast partridge has already
been placed on record. says the 81.
James Gazette. that this taste OF 81.
Fallieres" was--some i5 or 20 years
ago-the cause OF a serious quarrel be-
tween him and HIS old frlond. N. Jules
Simon. For NJ. Jules simon would
never eat a partridge, and vent the
length OF saying that any man who
did 30 was a criminal 10 was not un-
an his reason was known that N. Fal-
Heres would pardon his old friend tor
his rudenesa
When Jules Simon vas ten years
old. he found a small red partridge
dying In the snow. lie took the bird
home and warmed Il into life. Ono
OF is legs had been broken. and Simol.
seeing that the fracture was too bad
for setting. amputated the leg with
his pockctSnife, and replaced u with
a wooden one. Two days later tho
partridge was as happy as possible.
and the tick-tack. tick-tack OF Ito
wooden stump was 10 be heard all
over the house. II became an inscp-
arabic companion OF young jules
Simon. who named Il Corneiia, and u
followed him about wherever he went
with the persistence OF the little
lamb. But one afternoon Cornolia
was caught in a haiistorm. and killed
by the stones before jules simon
could go 20 her help. And Jules ST.
mon never ale partridge nom that
day % his death. A pdrtridge al
ways reminded him OF cornelia
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-05-24

v. 80. God often tries our faith by
permitting our cherished plans 10 be
overthrown.-Jas. LIB.
" 80. Jesus never sends a seeking
soul away empty Matt. Sc.
v. 81. God gives no command but
lie gives power to obey it.--2 Cor. s:8
v. 40. II is well to use systematic
business methods In Christian work.
Il Cor. li:40.
v. AZ God donors His Children In
permitting them to pass on His bounty
70 the world.--i Pet. 4:10.
V. ~ Christ fully satisfied. John
sss.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-05-24

After recovering the sheet anchor of
the British battleehip Cumberland.
which had sunk IN - fathoms OF water
In the Mediterranean. a diver rose TO
the surface too quickly and died after
two days from the effects OF the pres-
sure.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-05-24
Frnnk Ahout Frank.

The barber. Frank. we call him. says
SAY what you like about me" 20 We
say he Is an excellent skater and 10 Is
the flnc looking miss who leans on his
arm.--cassville (Wix) Record.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1906-05-24
A.l.ed ANA An.rerca.

what is the average weight q
women?' asked the Typewriter bosre.x
"The average wait OF women" an
swered the bachelor dentist. "a untr
they are ssked 70 narry."--flEesHsAti
Enquirer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
UIIrplIi,in. R;rds

Scientifically luGEuing birds are "tro ehilldae, and those who make a spe- tFa1 study If them are 'trochilidists." although the birds are not identical "lth the old Greek "trochilus, or run her bird. which, according to Herod- otlls, entered the jaws of the sleep l9G erocodil" and obliged its big friend ny picking lceches from his throat. The SPahlSh name for the humming bird is
 tomIneto, meaning third of a dram aud referring. of course. to the birds mlnuteness. But the pretticst names are those. such as the Freuch "frou- ffon. which refer to the humming noise sometimes produced by the al most incredibly rapid vibration of the wings. Turing with her wings" is the expression of Thomas Morton tle32l the first English writer to men tlon the humming bird
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
FOR BRIGHT EYES.

Orange Juice, Physician Says,
 Makes . Harmless Tonic.
 A lady who went much in society and who was complimented upon the laster of her eyes imparted the secret of their brilliancy to the writer. My physician" related she, told me to use the freshly expressed juice of an orange. as being perfectly harmless recipe The effects are perceived with In an hour after application and con- ttnue for several hours thereafter.
 The best way to apply the orange juice is with the aid of an eye dropper and proceed in the same manner as for employing any other eye waah. Pull down the lower lid and allow a few drops to fall upon 1t, then close the tid. that the duid may diffuse itself all over the eye A slight smarttng follows, which, however is only menentary. According to the writer's experience, not only are the desired effects obtain cd, but vision seems to be made clearer also. It ts not recommended, however to use this application on indamed or diseased eyes. The eyes so treated should be in normal condition Ladies' World.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
To Gros, Dwarf 0ag, Trees

Japan, the home of al that is neat. small and pretty. WAS tue first to in. trodure these charming lfttie trees to our notice. They are expensive ta buy but may be grown by the home gar. deher for practically nothing says Home Chat. Take an orange. cut il in half and remove the fruit neatly. keep ing the peel intact. Fill one half of the rlnd with earth and plant aB acorn in the center of il; tend carefully and wa ter when necessary. After a time the acorn will begin to sprout and the roots will force their way through the rind As they appear they must be cut off, and the process repeated from time to time until the tree is fully grown. X dainty dwarf tree will he tue result of this treatment.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
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 NS 9.TAt[~.

Special one-Way second-class colo hist rates to the northwest. Rates and arrangements outl ned below will govern in the sale of one-vay second- class col0nist tickets to destinations shown and 10 intermediate points ef- feeted: Rates-To Billings. Mont. from Pine Emf, s2a.G5 I.ivtn9ston. Loean. Cinnabar, Mont. $3t.5o; Ilel- ena, Butte Missoula Anaconda, Mont $a1 30: Spokane, Wash, S24; Port Iand Ashland, Astoria. Orc. Tacoma, Seattle Wash. Victoria Vancouver, Y C.. $32Gzso. Dates of sala-FabfH aIy 15 te April :, 1906, inclusive, seH= tember T. td October 2 1a06. inclHs= i've. Those tickets will not be honor. cd in standard sleepers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
,nr.R1e, wopk With dfssss.

,lnu4He vRoDk With 0Eo1DoDs
 hope" saM the woman wo0 vas oroes4ns 8 petr of slippers maoe or lowered astfn, ''tt3aat you will tell yofH workman to wash his hands befoser be begi1s to snake theae up"
 ''Wash his l0ndsp' repeated the clerk 'sWhy, madam, be never VIII eouca these W1to hts base hands!
 Then the clerk explained that all wofkDen employed in making slippers of hght o5ors worked with white gloves on.
 ~Try to keep them c,eanF be con ttnued. T should say they did They try so hard that they change the1 white gloves three times day." Which Is not so fantastic as 1t may seem. TOT if a shoemaker soils material or thn kind the expense to him of replacing the material, to say nothing of the loss of his time, makes it worth his while to work in gloves and keep them clean at hhat.-NeY Sc:!s Press
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23

Western Live Stock Show and Joint Convention, American Stock Growers association, National Live Stock asso= cation,and National Wool Growers association, Denver, Colo, January % to February 3, 1906. For the above meetings the following round trip rates and arrangements are authoriz. ed to Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo, Colo: Rate-One fare for the round trip. Dates of sale-Janu- ary 27, 2s and 29, 1906. Return limit February 15, for leaving destination. Stop-overs-After reaching first Colo rado common point Pueblo, Colorado Springs or Denver) on the going trip, stop-overs will be allowed at pleasure within final limit of ticket.
 $. M. Dickey, Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23

Special one-%ay seeond-elass colo mist rates to Cal fornia. February 15 to April :, 19oG: September 15 10 Os. tober 31 1906 The following rates and arrangements are authorized for the sale of one-way seeend-elass col onist tickets 10 San Francisco. Sac. ramento Los Angeles and San Diego, Cal, Ogden and Salt Lake City, Utah, Granger, Wyoming, also to Prescott and Phoenix, Arizona. and all interme- aiate points on direct lines to which the regular seeond-eless rates are hieher: Ratos-From Pine Bluff, so via Texarkana and s9tG5 yia St Louis. Dates of sale-Felnnary 75 to April ', 1906, inclusive; September E to October 31, 19os. inclusive. These tickets will not be honored in standard sleeping cars.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
L!l|1 1;'!!::!:2L1 { EEz (IE|IE|zz|SeIz}

The latest report of the Ladies of inc Modern Maccahees shows the fraterni+,. aas membership of over s2.ooo.
 The National Union and the Frater. nal Mystic Circle report splendid nrop- ress during the year 1905.
 For every dollar paid into the fra ternities Ill America last vear 70 con+s was paid back to the benefieiaries.
 The fraterna1 societies of this country nave doubled their membership during she past ten years.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
\ Perfect Leaf,

The teacher of a l,4rg, class in one of tlt" New York schools oHet said to the pupils Nh" wore leaving for the sum. Atee: ! #alpt eaeti Of you to search for lefaiett iesd aHa bfflts il ta lie when Ssh9sj reaa@.fs. isesHemhef. i u4lsa 5e eet=aFaEE see'f5 F=ssl3t. Hot Q spe50 4 G.als. 4r h...saj pr dis .loIation. nat
 sefa Hfassz'.lz tIa5s searched faitisz Ill.,. tat A5att st9sse 4 perfect lestf 5755@#5 4z Iss7s "a 2 :ss.5';st deal ahou aSe 5itfH= ta=s e=@=55a5aed them th1lS sfet&H4 .sssa alsz lIis.eS.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
RULES OF THE TABLE.
The Duties of the Maid In scryinr
 the Dinner.


 the Dinner.
 When the meal is ready. if a maid is kept, she comes 10 the hostess and an. nouneeS. Mrs. =, dinner is served :. Soup being the first course, if thy hostess wishes it served at the table the soup tureen containing hot soup before the one who does the serving. The maid takes each plate from the server and from the left side of the guest places it before him. When all have been served she passes, always from the left side, bread or crackers, which have been placed on dolly covered bread plate. In removing the dishes she always takes them away from the right side of the person serv- ed. The tray the maid uses should be covered with clean white napkin or scalloped tray cover just coming to the edge of the tray. Soup being disposed of, the entree is served. This can be served from the kitchen or from plat ter at the table. After the entree the meat course is served with the accom- panying appropriate vegetables. If there Is sauce to the meat it Is pass ed in a gravy boat. The vegetables are served in individual dishes The pota- toes are placed upon the meat plate. Some people like the salad with the meat course; others prefer 1t as sep arate course. The crumb brush Is not used until the preparation for bringing in the dessert. After dessert, coffee is served in small cups, passed around on a tray, then the sugar and cream are passed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23

krand master of the grand ke is a resident of Chicago and years has been an active Of the fraternity. Last year phrey served as deputy grand the jurisdiction.
 bstees of the Arkansas Odd home at Batesville contem- ting up an $s.000 addition to ng in the near future.
 re 276 orphan children cared e Odd Fellows of Pennsylva- Tell lodge, Newport, Ky, unveiled one of the handsom- ments in the cemetery there. aft of Carrara marble. twen- eet high, surmounted by a presenting the Goddess of mblems of the order are en- but the base.
 n lodge of Greenville, S. C., and donated $1,700 to the WN' homo nf that af0<o
 ellowship requires no duty Pember beyond his ability to P that is incompatible with Fnse of honor and justice.
 Of the sovereign grand lodge to this year should create Patriarchal Odd Fellowship. r, says the Independent Odd n visit the body while 1t is in ssion unless he has the royal ree and is a member in good D some encampment.
 10 lodge of Iowa has gone to
 very energetic manner to
 home In that state recently oy dre by appropriating $44.- ~ purpose. The new build oe nfeproof and modern in
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
Iz(:EFS Iz(CABEFS

tont recently gave a ghost ,"jen P%s greatly amused those pres, ,ha fn',n sa,1 2 was lighted only by the Pe 's Oaf of numerous illuminated u'.1l n ,n faces, and l. through a .ann 'n1s .a ln la many ghosts and "dev- Rcens .nd the bewildered candidates aunknown perlis.
 .,ut ut to over s4,5oo,ooo and are 0u,, 'n government, state and mu= bonds. ...
 ., tpnt. No. 1, of Washington a, u has raised a contribution reiief lief of the Jews in Russia ,hor of new tents have been in- in Pennsylvania recently. ana of the Keystone jurisdiction ling rapid progress.
 tent now has the honor of k largest Maccabee tent in the Roland states. having recently . membership of 25o.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
slttt:.il,,irl- ninc.

tsszts.s==.t =.tasli..se Il He fact that r.
 H59 !..t.s~.s.=s t9 ea4s ~ P rfeet's alike sz:1@es W2&. one x fi!fs11aea Igy al4 au thegity 9H tle subject that. thousls tae9e afe oa,E itile perfect tones ill the human voice. e..ese k the astounding atstll5ei. af ff=.ssii.., ts6.G4i.415 different tttfitfs. Gf tf.eSe fourteen direct mus cies produce l6.;;}s' and thirty inai= Feet mnseles produce, lT1s5,TI I'll ,s23, whiIe ait in co=9aetati9a produce the total eiveu above
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23

The opentns up of the llouss on. Saline and Red River railyoad mo the forests If East Te<a7. Whi Il will take place hefose the end of tho pres ent year, will add very much to Hous- tons importance as q Iumber mar ket.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
Eastern Star.

Reports presented at the recent soc
 sion Of the grand chapter of Ohio show ed membership of 15.747 T nor oai,, of 2,252 for the year.
 A new chapter was recently organ izea ID Jem1son, Ala. It is the forfv- fourth chapter to be formed in tho state and has forty four charter ,ner, berS. -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
l|Q|] ] MEN

u1N of the primitive red P h's own counsel, and t aat all members of the I'm ref Of Red Men may well ne business and secrets of @ouh be confined exctu. wlswam os the tribe CT aa reservation gained efeht aoa 4sss1 new members las4 aower end beaver moons in "esvat'oo nine new tribes vese tnsutnted.
 ''oe q Alexandria h over s ss oe aga Hueh L. " Qeat incohonee of the . member q this tr4he.
 no a collection agency v osed to settle mouetary 'esween membern
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23

'ene os6er ol pru1Aa
 Wve 6 the state of waah. .o.usu recently. H tu. saoVeA D.. P. Fl. de m @osen the n1st noble ad N. F. McDonald erand s firmly established lu kns' s,ates of the American ps1aad, pe,a Ireland and scot. 1IA British colouies in IA America Sc., is an and tn Germany. 1ta thoroughly cosmopolitan
 
 -,A.A~IS-...sl q
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23
=oDD=fELLoWS..
}, of the Illinois Jurisdiction.
 n.,rle Link Notes.

E siyty.eighth session of the edoa of Illinois the grand see sanort showed that the Prairie . fully abreast of other jurisdic- orovth and good works. Since
 meeting there has been a net ,nonhership of over 5000, and ,or has 10000 members in
 aa;no The Rebekahs of the
 ,o noarly 34.OOO members. At i'm William k. Humphrey was
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1906-01-23

There is more profit to be made oa business by telephone than from any other source. What are you doing to increase your sales by telephone?
 l4,ooo suhscribres added to our sys. tenn during 1905, besides thousands of miles of toll circuits.
 HUSTLE FOR YOUR SHARE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-03-18
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO.
Their uneeasing Work Keeps Us Strong
And Healthy.

All the blood in the body passes
through the kidneys once every three
minutes. The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day. When healthy
they remove about 500 grains OF impure
matter daily, when unhealthy some part
OF this impure matter Is left in the
aood This bring- on many diseases
and symptoms pain in the back, head
sehe, nervousness, hot, dry skin, rheu'
matism, gout, gravel, disorders OF the
eyesight and hearing dizziness, irregu.
lar, debility, drowsiness. dropsy, de
posits in the urine, etc. But II you
keep the filters right you will have no
trouble with your kidneys,
Mrs. 8. Collins, Of 60 High street,
Salem, Ore, says: Trouble with my
kidneys and backache have caused me
much annoyance for several years. Al.
though | used good many remedies ]
obtained no positive relief until my at
tentiou was called to Doau's Kidney
Pills, and | procured them. They soon
brought me effective benefit. cascd the
bearing down feeling thlongh the back
and lons and banlshd the aching and
other symptoms that had ANNOYED me
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-03-18
CHEAP RATES FROM THE EAST
VIA The 0. r. & N. co.

The following list represents few o.
the Eastern points from which Colonist
rates shown below win apply via the
r, & n. to Astoria from February
18th to April I, 1906:
Atlanta, Ga, S4d.75; Pittshurg, Pa,
S42; Baltimore, Md, S49.75; Washing
ton, D. C., S49.75 Boston, Mass, 5000;
Peoria, H., s3l,; Buffalo, \ Y, $3.50;
oklahoma, 0 T., $50; Chicago, H., SS3;
St. Louis, Mo, $50; Cincinnati, O., $40;
Kansas City, No, S25; Cleveland, O.,
$40; st. Joseph, Mo-, S25; Detroit,
Mich, $3975; Omaha, Neb., S25; Mon
treal, Que, $500; Sioux City, Ia, so !;
New York, n. Y, $50; st. Paul, Minn.,
SIS; Philadelphia, Pa, s49.T5; Mnnea.
polls, MINI, s25.
Money can be deposited here for
tickets which viii be delivered to pas
sengers at any point in the east without
extra charge. For further information
apply to G. W. Roberts, agent, 0. r
i n. Company.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-03-18

account of Mr., G. II, Ahotcromhic hay.
ing forgotten to bring the music of
Dublin Bay" and he was seawcly for
given the Inches.
The pleasures of the evening termi,
mated with the singing OF America, by
the house, standing, aud everybody turn
cd homcward, thoroughly satisfied with
the efforts put forth to please them
and, indeed, those responsible for the
delightful evening are in full line for
congrtuhtion OF the achievement OF
distinct success that will be- long aud
plcnsumhlN remembered here.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1906-03-18
Always Keeps Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in His House.

eve would not be without Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. 1t is kept on
hand continually in our home," says w.
W. Keamey, editor Of the Independent,
Lowry City, Mo. That is just what
every family should do. When kept at
hand ready for instant use, a cold may
be checked at the outset and cured in
much less time than after it has be.
come settled in the system. This rem
edy is also without a peer for Group in
children, and will prevent the attack
when given as soon as the child be-
comes hoarse, or even after the croupy
cough appears, which can only be done
when the remedy is kept at hand. For
sale by Frank Hart and leading drug
gists.