The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1906-07-17
MR. DOOLEY, JR.
On the Republican Convention.

"Phat is tn most dangerous thiu"
We iver did i'm yure loife. Eoeley
said Mr.. Hauncssy.
"Attind tn Republican conventions. ="
said Mr.. DooleE. Did We -
"InGade Oi did not said MI. Hen
messy, Loft is still suatc t. NO. ana
then oi hey il family"
But y missed tn gr-reatcst in
thcrtainmint OF tn sayaon." said NJ .
Dooley. "Ih opera house 1T Cranes
boro niver held . play taot could
touch il. Oi took me Ioif ia me hands
an Wiut up. TIL Grancsboro pa-apic
was All ut home with tn ~huttors clos
toight. The children was put to bed
an tn front gates ochci b. 81 chail.
ScntinclS paced all over til city with
/ Neutrality-suspicious. ready ut a momint-
notice. Gi shall always think TIA GOV
crnor should hey called out tn nation
al guard. Befure Oi whit pat on "a
suit of armor undhcr me clothes, tDtd
MisSis DooIey farewell IT tn labs,
tonne with tears in me Dyes big a.
goose aigS an handed hey me lah-l
will an, testamint accompanies by all
the accidint policies Oi cud git. with
mo heart III me mouth, | ginGorly
stepped into til seat iv war.
"Th' first thing oi shtruck was II
citizin ~ Wilkes. lie was iIiviu fat.
hoigh an mac as a Spanish bull. 'Ye
di-IC II 4ANl3IllS iI.siu, says IL. 4NINlt
say Oi. 'oi am Il ItapubIirau.' . we'll
says he. then We ar-re kinder dacint.'
III next thing tnOt Shtruck me was =
Radical frum way down east. We can
tell tn breed far as ye can see thin.
They is 4 hardy stock to grow down
there among tn mayer. says hc ~"
ar-re a Blackburn diIigatc.' Says OIL
Not on yurc tintoypc. Oi am n convict
frum til ~penitcntiary.' Good says
he, we ar-re a white non
Then. HinncSSy, they shtarted into
y|ellin'! Slltaid an sober ould diviis to
home got on their fate an bawlcd
loikc natives at a Philippine dog taste.
Oi niNer hear such noise outside iv u
Commanche var dance gHtherin'. IT
was fierce. They took silence 10y tn
nape O. tn neck an cruoIi, bate her
to jibIets over aich others haidS. They
murdered soIichood IN cold bud. Sc
enc an quoiet calm was trompcd on
till she looked Ioike tn diviI had PLAY
ed horse with her. OF felt sorry FIR
Missis Dccorum whin they kieked her
into tn middle in mkt wake with a
bang. Jist then Misther Adams TIM
idly took his satc whole Blackburn
struttcd 10 tn aisle with u kittIe
drum. More yellin' followed thot
move. They yelled thimselves
hoarse an used tn hoarse to drown
their noise. Thomas Settle was on
tn floor on his fate an Jake Newell
was on his head in tn floor. Ivery
wan was yellin' TO Everybody iIso to set
down an all shtood up. Gus Proi~c
thrIed 10 make more noise han tn
rest an he did. but We cudn't hear
him. 'Lfstin to PLAT Misthar Cortcf-
You has got to say yelled tn chair
man. .Domn Misther Cortelyou.'
says a Wilkes mon. he amt fr tn
drummer boy. is he?' IF ye don't
listin 10 him said tn chairman. 'Oi
amt goln' 10 play Thot seated Tia
boys an tn made more noise thin
lVer. Their falins was HURT amy
way. IT Secretary Bill Taft had toIi
thInl tn noight befurc thot they var
q pack iV thayes an ought to git ont
an give tn dimicrats tn jobs. but ne
seen he had hit tn wrong KEY. an
ne modified it b. astin' tn dimicrats
70 turn Rapubicans. You RapubIf-
cans says he. .ar-rc scounJrois doom
mere in tn south. You Di0icraf1'
says he, ShGd become
hanetoimc Thin thot cudn't honcr was.
E'IliH ut I'll top III their voices. Tn.
tt" postmaster War ecttin' back. hou-.
IN"l, WITH 2 shmoil on his industrio.ts
face * broad as tn great lakes ~,
GAY befure T;oseufelt had give ~,
quaker z black Oyc becuz he tyae,tt
amy Kin 10 noted anc-zthry prjefrtry
q SAili"fnon from Swain got up an
"a some remarks. a follow yelled
- MN u fasume his eittinf Dostchura
~ IN ordhor didn't sit we'll. Tn,
al.isate from Swain went back into
L rear part II his corpora frame
dh commenced to extract part IL I'll
lark ~ artillery captchured at Manila
rom tn, S~pinyards. 4 copper gent
~ Icad him from tn scene. There
vas 50 much fuss Oi talked to mvsiIf
ton
.Afther whole Everybody got toired
III "lnt out FIR drinks. Havfn'
Ilck cred II, we all come back an,
StIiea some more. Blackburn shtrut-
ted here an there loike = peacork
ADAMS was sayin' over an over sGi
VIII hey tn job or dole Ye difn.t
larry yure own ward yelled wan
rom Wilkes. He was told to simmer
Gown an he boiled over. .Oi vii
heN none IL yure domn Wilkes matb-
odS injected into this parlor ~ IA
clhcy an modest ladyloik assinhIa 81
BIac, 1 hnrn But oi am iiicted an
snail use his methods WHEREVER ~
Sae; fi9iy tn, vote come oft an
or M bate tn retrate.
- take back all Owe sed iv We, he
'oio ADAMS. an forgive tn Industrious |