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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
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Ito stations.
Sl6 4. M.--Eor Easson. Newton. CHESTER ana
III intermediate stations. Whippany.
SIS A. M.--Eor Brookside. Mendham and an
tations on the RocKaway Valley Railroad.
O.i5A 4. M.-EOr New York; and intermediate
stations.
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o4S A. M.-For Newark. New York md be-
ron6.
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Fond.
las :. M-EOr New York snd ali iutsrins-
late stations
I245 p. M.-Fcr RoclrAway and Dover.
$50 r. M.-Eor New York and all intsrns.
Late stations.
MAIIs RHADY ron DELIVERY.
eF.eOA M.-Erom New York and lntarmatls
re stations.
$50 A. M.-From HAckettatown and intse
nediats stations Whippany. Mt. Ersedom.
"a. M.-grom Brockside, Afandham and sMl
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
$50 4. M-Erom New York ana intormeaA
ste stations.
a2 A. M.--From Dover.
siIOr. M.--Erom New York end interneai
Ate stations.
t.28 r. M.--Hrom New York.
$50 r. M.--From Philadelphia, Easton. NSsF~
lon. Chester and intermediates stations.
$50 p. Ais-From Brookaide, Mendham and s
stations on the Rockaway vals3 Railroad
eAAr. M.-Trona New York aad intexnaal,
ste stations.
st.i4 From Newark and NsW YORK
sDelivered hY carriers.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
A NoNENITY.

BEG pardon, but are you wait
err"
mo"
Private detective?"
mo"
mot guest?'
mo"
What are you then?"
ooh, am only the man VINO Is
giving the party. Cleveland Plain
Dealer. s-
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
GET BUSY.

Dereliet Youth-''Ay father says il
don't begin to think pretty soon,
hell cut me of without cent"
What line of thought are
you going to take up first?v
Derelict Youth-"I'm going TO think
up some kind Of scheme to get that
idea out Of his head" Detroit Free
Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
THOUGHT HE'D CAUGHT HER.

tThe oldest plant used for food is
asparagus" remarked the lady at the
head of the clearinghouse table.
TITS a lucky thing you introduced
that word plant into your statement"
ceplied the thin man.
Why SOP" inquired the lady.
Because was just going to pass
this egg up to you," came from the
boarder who had the back Of his head
toward the egg. -Yonkers Statesman.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
Quickly Folded Up.

and spring is employed. The construc-
ton of this support is unique. the parts
being pivoted in such manner that
they readily close up, occupying but
little space when in that position At
tachments are provided for locking
and unlocking the bed when it is in
either position
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
NEWSPAPER BINDER.

A New Zealand inventor thinks so
highly of a combined file and binder
ed States. The novelty of the device
that he has had it patented in the Unit
ed States. The novelty Of the devise
is in the fact that batch of papers
or letters can be threaded with view
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
NOVEL PITCHER.

Novelties in inventions are always
interesting, but Of the many devices
patented very few contain as unique
an idea as the one shown here, a New
York man being responsible for the
scheme. It's purpose will be at once
apparent and it's usefulness and prac-
ticability unquestioned. The idea is
shown here in connection with a pitch
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
HIS AUDIENCE WARMED UP.

Hi Tragerdy "Hamm made his de-
but as star last night, and I hear his
audience was very cold"
Lowe Comerdy-"Ye they were at
tirst."
Hi TragerGy only at first?"
Lowe Comerdy-"Yes then they re-
membered they had paid TO get in, and
they got hot."-The Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10

According to an officer connected
with the Naval Conservatory at
Washington, one of the most re-
markable photographs ever made by
an astronomer was that obtained.
quite by accident, of an exploding
meteor.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
SUPPLY TOO LIMITED.

II heard you had a COW for SALE"
began Subbubs, "and as I'm thinking
of buying one for our little place"
WAL, sir" interrupted the farmer,
eagerly, "thar's tibet Jarsey yonder.
Now, thar's one good pint in her tibet
Fou can depend on"
sob, gracious! that would never do.
I'd need a quart, at least"-C Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
Broker Lucrs Dead.

Henry Luers, prosperous broker,
known for seventeen years in Flush
ing, L. l., as the paralyzed man."
was found dead in his room at the
Hotel Clarendon, New York City.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10

John X. Van Horn, of Wellsboro. a
well-known college athlete Of MERGERS
3urg Academy and the Pennsylvania
state College, was drowned while bath
ing in the Susquehanna River.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10

Pet dogs in sunbonnets and blue
glass spectacles are to be seen follow
ing their owners through the streets
OF Berlin in hot weather.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
ConcortIia Won Trophy.

Tae Concordia Singing Club. of
Wilkesbarre, Pa, won Emperor
Williams $4,000 trophy at the
Newark. N. j. National Saengerfest.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10

Three Of the commonest tombstone
inscriptions are: ssIn the midst Of life
we are in death' His end was
peace" "He tempers the wind to the
shorn Iamb."
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10

An association has been formed
sor the purpose Of supplying under
certain conditions, spectacles to chill
lren In London elementary schools.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
NO Retnrn Grad.

The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
house cleaning committee recommends
the return by officers and employees Of
all gifts of coal stock.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
FunOrsof
Today
CANNED.

Johnny went to see the Stock Yards
Mother missed him in the jam
Johnny fell into the discard,
And came home as potted ham.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10

Mary had a little lamb. /
And when she saw it sicken,
She shipped it Of to Packingtown
And now it's labeled chicken.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10

to binding them. This is accomplished
when they are removed from the file,
It being only necessary to tie the string
after the papers are removed. Spikes
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1906-07-10
HOW TO LOCATE An ALARM.

bell win strike two. then pause md strike avs.
which win indicate that the fire 10 in the virAm-
fly Of No. Is box. Every alarm is repsatea
four times.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27
Weak Women

To weak and ailing women. there is at least one
way to help. But with that way. two treatments
must be combined. One is local. one is constitu
tional. but both are important. both essential
DIR. Shops Night Cure is the Local.
DR.. Shops Restorative, the Constitutional.
heformer-Dr. Shops Night Cure-isa topical
mucous membrane suppository remedy, while DR..
Shops Restorative is wholly an internal treat
ment. The Restorative reaches throughout the
entire system. seeking the repair of all nerve.
all tissue and all blood ailments.
The Night Cure, as its name implies, does its
work while you sleep. It soothes sore and inflam-
ed mucous surfaces, heals local weaknesses and
discharges, while the Restorative, eases nervous
excitement, gives renewed vigor and ambition
builds up wasted tissues, bringing about renewed
strength, vigor, and energy. Take Or. Shops
Restorative or Liquid-asa general tonic
to the system. For positive local help use as well
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

We offer one hundred dollars reward forany
case of eNtarrh that can not be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure r. j, CHEEY Il Co., Toledo, o
We, the undersigned, have known II. J. Che
ney for the last is years, and believe him pei
teclly honorable in all business transactions
ana financially able to carry out any obligations
made by their firm, WEST 81 TRuAX,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, o
WALDING, KINNAN Il MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, 0
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
lrg directly upon the blood and mucous surface
of the system Testimonials sent free Pric
iSc Der bottle. Sold by all druggists
Halls Family Pills are the best
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27
A Year OF Blood.

The year 1903 will long beremember-
ed in the home of F. N. 'Tackett, of AL
lance, KY, as a year of blood; which
flowed so copiously from Mr.. Jackets
lungs that death seemed very near. He
writes "Severe bleeding from the
lungs and a frightful cough brought
me to deaths door, when began tax
ing DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, with the astonishing re-
suit that after taking four bottles
was completely restored and as time
has proven permanently cured" Guar
anteed for sore lungs, coughs and colds
at Fl. 9. Miller's drug store. Price
soc and 81. Trial bottle free.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

The new Pure Food and Drug Law
will mark it on the label of every cough
cure containing opium, chloroform OF
any other supplying or poisonous drug,
But it passes DIR. Shops Cough Cure
as made for 90 years, entirely free. DR.
Shoop all along has bitterly opposed
the use of all opiates or narcotics, DIR
Shops Cough Cure is absolutely SAFE
even for the youngest babe-and i
cures, does not simply suppress. &c
q safe and reliable cough cure, by sim
ply insisting on having DIR. Shoop's
Let the law be your protection. W.
cheerfully recowmend and sell it, AL
dealers.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27
Made Happy for Life.

Great happiness came into the home
at s. G. Blair, school superintendent,
at st. Adams, W. Va, when his little
daughter was restored from the dread
full complaint he names. He says
"My little daughter had st. Vitas
Dance, which yielded to no treatment
but grew steadily worse until as last
resort we tried Electric Bitters; and
rejoice to say, three bottles effected {
complete cure" Quick, sure cure fol
nervous complaints, general debility
female weaknesses, impoverished bloo(
and malaria. Guaranteed by II. O
Miller's drug stores
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

Alfred, said Mrs. Gayboy, "the
pastor is coming to make a call this
evening, and / want you to treat him
with proper respect"
"Great Scott, yes!" answered Mr..
Gayboy. "What do you want me to
dor"
Don't talk about any of the things
you are interested in. Chicago Trib-
Tribune.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

Piles quickly and positively cures
with DR.. Shops Magic Ointment. It's
made for Piles alone-and it does the
work surely and with satisfaction.
Itching, painful, protruding or blind
piles disappear like magic by its use.
Large nickel capped glass jars, so cents.
Sold and recommended by all dealers.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

Probable purchaser fathers
house is certainly a pretty one, my
boy, but what are those funny things
on the roof?
Owners Son-I suppose they're
mortgages. Pa always says that the
house is covered with them. journal
Amusant.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

When the tip of dogs nose is cold
and moist, that dog is not sick. A fe-
verish dry nose means sickness with
a dog. And 80 with the human lips.
Dry, cracked and colorless lips mean
feverishness, and are as we'll i'll ap"
pearing. To have beautiful, pink.
velvet-like lips, apply at bedtime a
coating of DIR. Shops Green Salve.
It will soften and heal any skin all
ment. Get q free trial box, at our store,
and be convinced. Large nicked capped
laSss Jars, 25 cents. All
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27
WORSE EVERY YEAR
Plenty Of Johnson City Read
ers Have the Same
Experience.

Don't neglect an aching back.
1t will get worse every year.
Backache is really kidney ache,
To cure the back you must cure the
kidneys.
If you don't, other kidney ills fol-
low
Urinary troubles, diabetes, Bright's
disease.
A johnson City citizen tells you
how-the cure is easy.
f, P. Baxter, manager for the X. p.
Jones Lumber Co., and who lives on
Walnut street, says: "For long time
off and on was troubled with o back
ache which at times became worse than
an annoyance. The kidney secretiont
were frequent and unnatural. 1 used
various remedies but derived little Of
no benefit. Learning of Doan's Kid
ney Pills got box at the store o
Patton Drug Co., and have been great
ly benefited by the few doses that
have taken so far. The beneficial ef
fects of the treatment have been g.
marked that do not hesitate to rec
ommend them to my.friends."
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

"You say your boss threw an ink
stand at ycu2"
Eyes, he did, but must say for him
that he threw the blotting pad after
It. Flegende Blatter.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

"He is a radical OF radicals. "Yes?''
HE even advocates the public owner
ship of legislatures. "Good heavens
Would he leave no field whatever for
private enterprise" -Life.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

81 have been somewhat costive, but
loan's Regulets gave Just the results
desired, They act mildly and regulate
the bowels perfectly. George B.
Krause, 306 Walnut Ave., Altoona, Pa
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

1.-THE more yoa have the more you
want. eco on '' "But it's true. -
cit is not Don't you know that I've
got twins?"- Cleveland Leader.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

Any skin itching is a temper-tester.
The more you scratch the worse it itch
es. Doan's Ointment cures piles, &C.
zema-any skin itching. AT all drug
stores.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

Husband My colleague is the most
Unsuitable man ! ever saw. be wants
everything he sees.
Wife-Cant you introduce on 4
daughter to -Meggen9orfer Blat-
Ear
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

"She thinks her husband is a Deep
dyed villain"
"Why?"
"Well, she's never been able to catch
him doing anything wrong. Louis
Vile Courier Journal.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

A specific for pain-Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil, strongest, cheapest lini'
ment ever devised. A household rem.
edy in America for e5 years.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

Clara-She puts lots of feeling into
her singing, doesn't she?
Ferdy-Yes; but it must be awful tc
feel that way.-Smart Set.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27
TURNED WORK A SPECIALITY

Parties in need of Building Material
will save money by corresponding with
me. l have ready to cut to order on
short notice the following timber;
$500 feet best yellow locust and cedar
posts, any size or length also pickets,
railing and base.
100000 feet of framing of the follow.
ing kinds of timber red, white and
chestnut oak and yellow pine, up to %
feet in length; also flooring, ceiling,
siding and finishing lumber,
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27
Had a Close Call.

IA dangerous surgical operation, in
volving the removal Of a malignant ul-
Ger, as large as my hand, from my
daughters hip, was prevented by the
application of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, "
says A. @. Stickel, Of Miletes, W, Va.
Persistent use of the salve complete
ly cured it," Cures cuts, burns and
injuries. 25c. at II. G. Miller's drug
store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

No.41, Pullman Sleeping cars Bristol to Chat
tanooga, Memphis and New Orleans and from
Unattanooga to Shreveport and Morristown
70 Mobile;5 also Chattanooga TO Jacksonville,
ana Atlanta to Brunswick and Charleston
Dlnlng car Bristol o Alfalfa and Atlanta,
No. 80 carries Pullman Sleeping car Bristol to
knoxville. Knoxville to Memphis and Chatta-
nooga to Charleston
NO. H. Pullman Sleeping cars Morristown to
Chattanooga and Morrlstown to Memphis
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

"Just heard OF your engagement to q
Miss Jones. congratulate you, old
man.
"Him-t thanks, have You seen heI
yet" Meggendorfer Blatter.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27

No. l2. Pullman Drawing Room Buffet Sleeping
car Chattanooga TO New York via Asheyille
and Chattanooga to Asheville.
No. AZ Pullman Sleeping cars Chattanooga
70 New York via Bristol, Dining car Chatta-
nooga to Il Ist Radford. Va.
No 30 carries Pullman Sleeping car Chatta-
nooga to Salisbury and Salisbury to New York
and from Knoxville to New York via Bristol
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1906-12-27
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

CohtFfsHd Schedule n eIieot June 10, 1898.
n. B = ~ ing schedule figures published
only IS IN ii IN, and are not guaran teed,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-07
Movable Poultry House on Runners.

vantages that makes it not only prac.
| tical, but indispensable in profitable
| poultry keeping. 1t frequently hap.
| pens during the breeding season that
| one desires to separate few individ
| uals from the flock for special breed
| ing purposes.
A portable hen house furnishes
means through which the desired pur-
| pose can be accomplished economical
ly and conveniently. The house can
| be moved short distance from the
main plant, small area fenced in,
| and the flock maintained without
much additional expense.
There are always occasions in poul.
| try raising when it becomes advisable
| to promote best results to keep broods
| of young poultry separated during the
| growing season. In fact IL the broods
can be distantly separated they will
| do much better.
In such instances 1T is matter of
| great convenience to resort to small
shelters for carrying on the work.
have many times found it advisable to
! separate my young growing stock into
| colonies of hundred and house them
few rod apart.
| To separate the fowls successfully
used colony houses, and find that am
! not only able to conduct the work
more satisfactory, but far more eco
nomically as WELL Especially with
young growing stock the colony meth
cd of growing the stock Is the most
| profitable.
There are various designs of colony
houses that can be made portable and
answer the purpose in every way. The
one here illustrated Is an excellent one
and has many strong advantages over
many that are In use to-day upon some
farms. The house Is 5x6h with five
| posts.
The building Is mounted upon run.
ners that serves as a means of trans.
portation. The runners are 5x5-inch
pine with an iron strip nailed to the
bottom of the runner to save them
from wearing, also to keep the wood
work up as much as possible from the
moisture. The main frame work Is
made of two by fours.
The siding Is pine ship-lapping of
good quality. Shingles We're used for
roofing. In the front is door for en-
tering the building when necessary
and for cleaning out. "A system of
ventilation is used that supplies fresh
air on the same principle as used in
cow-stables. This is essential as the
shelter is small and tight.
This portable shelter, says Prairie
Farmer, has been in use for several
years and is one of the most popular
portable hen houses in use upon sew.
eral Michigan poultry farms.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-07
California GalIantry.

They told me the story of well
known gentleman o. San Francisco,
who, charging through all the smoke
and flames and litter on the first day
of terror, came upon fashionable
lady of his acquaintance trudging
along the middle of the street in her
bedroom slippers with window cur
tain thrown over her shoulders. He
stopped his automobile to offer her
his assistance, explaining at the same
time that the auto was all he had
saved out of the wreck and even that
had been Communicated by the sol.
diery.,
Il, too, have lost ALL she sighed.
"All but your beauty said he, with
a courtly bow
And you all but your gallantry,"
she retorted, smiling Sunset Mag.
azine.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-07
GOOD PAINT AS AN ASSET.
Farm Buildings Should Be Kept Well
Protected to Prevent Loss.

Among all the routine expenses of
the property owner there is none that
yields more satisfactory returns than
good paint. In this respect it is like
fire insurance, but with difference.
Fire is accidental and when an in.
sured building burns, the insurance
company pays good proportion of
the cost of rebuilding. But when
building suffers for the lack of paint
AS it must suffer If painting is neg
lected-the owner bears the entire
loss. 1t is the height of improvidence,
therefore, to allow a property to de-
teriorate for the lack of a coat of good
paint in season; for paint is not only
form of insurance that pays its own
premiums, but in the selling value 1t
adds to building, it is an actual cash
asset
The best time to paint is in the
spring or the fall, when the weather
is settled, and paint applied at the
proper time will wear better and pro-
tect better than If applied at an un.
favorable season.
For ordinary use there is nothing
superior to the better grades of ready
mixed paints put on the market by
responsible manufacturers. They can
| be bought anywhere in convenient
| quantities, and of any desired tint or
shade, from local dealers. A little in
quiry regarding the local record of
any such paint offered for sale will
usually enable the consumer to Judge
of its quality.
So much for the selection of the
paint; its application should be left to
good painter, who will get better
results, with less material from any
form of paint than the unskilled
novice can obtain.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-07
The Bone Mill.

1t is surprising that every farmer
that has fowls does not have bone
mill. Bones cannot be utilized with
out being ground, and they contain
a large amount of food ingredients.
Bones contain much lime and this is
very necessary to the fowl dropping
a large number of eggs during the
year. Bones also contain phosphorus,
and this is not found in as large guam
titles in some other foods. The green
bones also contain considerable of
nitrogen. Altogether the use of bones
ground or cut is to be recommended.
Moreover, large quantities of the
bones are constantly going to waste.
Why throw away bones which may
be of such value in the poultry estab-
lishment? Their manurial value is
also made available after they have
been used by the fowls.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-12-07
Not a Cigarette Smoker.

A good old gentleman, who was
strongly opposed to tobacco smoking
and alcoholic liquor drinking, met a
lady friend in street car recently,
and their conversation was as follows:
Have you any children, madam"
Eyes, sir, son."
"Ah, indeed! Does he smoker"
mo, sir; he has never SO MUCK as
touched cigarette
so much the better, madam the
use of tobacco is a poisonous habit.
Does he frequent the clubs?"
He has never put his foot in one"
ALLOW me to congratulate you. Does
he come home late?"
Never. He goes to bed directly
after dinner"
"a model young man, madam
model young man. How old Is he?"
1.-TWO months!"
The good old gentleman babe the
lady good morning and left the car
without smile.