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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
Mrs. III. WiQhf

Mrs. Pinkham claims that there Is
kind OF dyspepsia that is caused by
arrangement of the female organism,
and which, while It causes a disturb,
ance similar to ordinary indigestion,
cannot be relieved without a medicine
which not only acts as a stomach tonic,
but has q peculiar tonic effect on the fe.
male organism.
As proof of this theory we call at
tention to the case of Mrs. Maggie
Wright, Brooklyn, N. Y, who was
completely cured by Lydia E. Pink,
hams Vegetable Compound after every
thing else had failed. She writes:
g For two years suffered with dyspepsia
which 30 degenerated the entire system that
was unable to attend to my daily duties. I
felt weak and nervous, and nothing that ate
tasted good and it caused disturbance in my
stomach ! tried different dyspepsia cures,
hut nothing seemed to help me. was ad-
Vised to give Lydia Il. Pinkhnms Vegetable
Compound q trial, and was happily surprised
to f1tid that it acted like fine tonic, and in q
fewdays began to enjoy and properly digest
my food NY recovery was rapid, and in
1lve weeks was well woman. / have rec
commended it to many suffering women"
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
Gid endorsement or has such a record
OF cures of female troubles. as has Lydia
- pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
cARNisHEs.

Fried sausage or force meat balls
tor roast turkey, capon or fowl.
Fennel for mackerel and salmon,
either fresh or picked.
Lobster coral and parsley for boile<
fish.
Currant jelly for game, also for
custard or bread pudding.
Seville oranges, in slices. for wild
duck, pigeons, teal and such game.
Mint either with or without parsley.
for roast lamb, whether hot or cold.
Picked gherkins, capons or orion1
for some boiled meats, stews, etc.
A red pepper or small red apple
for the mouth of roast pig.
Sliced eggs, showing the white and
Fellow parts, for chicken salad.
Spots of red and black pepper, al
ternated, on the fat side of q boiled
ham, which side should lie uppermost
on the serving dish.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
TO ~sET" THE COLOR.
Strong Brine Of Cold Water and Salt
Will Do the Work.

It is impossible to tell whether .
color is fast before washing, says the
Boston Traveller, but by far the safest
plan Is to "set" the color before 1t
goes to the tub for the first time. One
OF the best methods of setting dell.
cate colors consists in simply making
a strong brine of cold water and salt
and soaking the garment from IL to
"a hours. OF course this should be
done just before going to the laundry.
and the salt should not be allowed
to dry in it. This is especially good
for all shades of pink and green. and
colors once set this way will be
bright as long as it would be possible
to expect it. A strong solution of
alum and water is good, particularly
with blues and the more delicate
shades of brown, but its effect is not
30 lasting as that of salt, and 1t is
sometimes necessary to renew the
bath after the first three or four
rashings.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Modern breadboards should b
scrubbed with sand or salt instead OF
soap, In order to be kept in good con-
dition
Clean grease or rust from plain
iron or galvanized iron sinks with
kerosene and wash them with boiling
hot soapsuds.
In the case of tiled floor, little
linseed oil rubbed in, and the tiles
subsequently polished, brings up the
colors wonderfully.
Flatiron holders, II lined with a
layer of soft leather, like the top of a
boot win protect your hand from
heat far better than II made in the or.
binary way.
Eggs covered with boiling water and
allowed to stand for five minutes are
more nourishing and easier digested
than eggs placed in boiling water and
allowed to boil furiously for three and
one-half minutes.
A cheap disinfectant to use in scrub
bling or washing utensils in q sick
room is made by adding a teaspoonfuI
OF turpentine to every bucket Of hot
water. Turpentine is a powerful dis
infectant, and will dispel all bad
odors.
II tin of paint has to be opened,
stir 1t thoroughly, so as to dissolve
all OF the oil, then fill up with water.
When 1t becomes necessary to use the
paint pour off the water and you will
dnA 1t as fresh as when first opened.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Sheer white goods, In fact, any flne
wash goods when new, owe much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are Numbered, this being done in q
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
" satisfactory II proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you win be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

There II more Catsrh in this section Of the country
than ali other diseases put togethsr and until the last
few years was supposed TO be ccurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced It local disease and
TO with local pronounced IL incurabe.
Science has proven Catrrh TO be die
ease and therefore reuires treatment.
Halrs Cstarrh Cur, manufactured by +. j. Cheney
Co., Toledo, Ohio is the only cure on
the market 1t II taken internally in doses from 10
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any It fails to cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold BY Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
Not COMPLIMENTARY.

A stockdealer, buying horses IN
Colorado, had been directed to the
ranch of Old Bill Sands. Wishing to
learn something of Old Bills business
methods before entering into .negotia-
lions, he made some inquiries at
nearby ranch.
What sort of business man il Bill
Sands?" he asked.
wall, stranger" replied the ranch
err, II don't think Old Bill would go
plumb to he'll for nickel; but he'd
keep fishing around the edges for 1t
until he fell in. "-Lippincott's
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

An onion sandwich is very appetis-
Ing, says . writer in Health. While
onions do not agree with everybody,
the trouble is generally due to eating
them with other food. II just onions
and bread and butter are eaten for
one meal, there will be no bad effect.
Onions are healthful and in some
cases tend to relieve insomnia, and
are said to be good for the COM
plexion.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

In the last 500 years over twelve
billion dollars worth of gold is esti-
mated to have been dug from the
earth. Not much more than one-half
of this is definitely known to be in
existence in the monetary stocks OF
the globe. OF this, however, the
United States is believed to hold from
q billion and quarter to billion and
a half.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Honey From Spain and Germany.
There are 1.69o,000 beehives, pro-
ducing 10000 tons of honey, in Spain,
which is the second greatest producer
of honey in the world. Germany.
with 100000 beehives, produces TO-
900 tons.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
A JINGLE OF FALL SHOPPING.

Young Mr.. Hubbard. he went and he
rubbered
To get his dear WHEY hat,
He saw a new bonnet. said: Lets decide
on it,
Said she: "why. TO ones wearing
that!'
They looked at. he reckoned. ten bonnets
a second,
Until they found one low and nat.
He said: Come, now, try It." She cried:
II won't buy It!
Why. all of the towns wearing that!''
Judge.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

With a smooth IRON and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; 1t will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and It will be positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
The Mark Of the stronu,

The tendency to persevere. to per.
sist in spite Of hindrance, discour-
agements and mpossibilities--it In
this that in all things distinguishes
the strong soul from the weak
Thomas Carlyh.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

In appointing his son, Lord Bruce.
as his private secretary the earl Of
Elgfn only followed the example Of
the late William e. Gladstone. who.
when he became prime minister in
1889. appointed Herbert Gladstone,
then a young man of 20. to similar
position.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Defiance Starch is the latest inven-
don in that line and an Improvement
on all other makes; 1t Is more eco
nomical, does better work, takes less
time. Get it from any grocer.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29
Mauaxine Cor Che Blind.

Through the munificence of the Wild
ow of a New York capitalist, the
means has been supplied for the es-
tablfshing of a magazine printed in
blind point type.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc ciga,
made of rich, mellow tobacco. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc. Many
smokers prefer them to Toe cigars. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Every duty which we omit, closures
some truth which we should have
known.-Ruskin.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethfng softens the gums, I'm
eAmmAsion allAys pain. cures wind collie DC bottle
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

The man who sows his life in the
burrows of human need will reap
rich reward.-W. Smith.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Women who kiss each other are
often guilty of counterfeiting.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

Fruit acids win not stain goods dyed
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES, and
the colors are bright and fast.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

He is . wise man who either speaks
the truth or says nothing.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1906-12-29

ia man is really in love with q
girl the redness OF her hair is invisi-
bic.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
ouraRls aoy 70 rAs FRONT.
Pronounced Success g Or John Law
son Fielder

Dr. Iohn Lawson Fielder. son Of Judge
ana Mrs 7. ]. Lowe. - making a sue
cess - rs chosen profession. In a re-
cent Issue Of the Now York World. DR..
Fielder IS given credit for new record
for speed "a one OF the New York hos
pital ambulances, going out 10 attend
10 an Injured patient
D2. Fielder came with his parents from
Texas IA 1883 ana has lived here con
tinuousiy ever snsce. except when alb
sent az school. lie attended the city
schools here. the Sawnee University CT
Tennessee. and graduated as a doctor
at the Medical university OF Vanderbilt
Nashville, Tenn From there be went
TO New York. took a course In the cele-
brated Morgan hospital in connection
with the Bellevue hosntal for the past
two years. and has now been appointed
rouse surgeon OF the Harlem hospital.
an allied hospital OF the Bellevue. This
success has zen achieved by persistent
wor6 and hard application. and shoTys
what can be done by a young man who.
has the vim and energy. He Is only
twenty-three years Of age at this time.
He VIII finish in july and return home
on . visit to his parents.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
DONE THREW CRAPS
coterie Of Youthful Bone ManlpuIators
Came 10 Grief.

Chief Of Police John Gates, assisted
by ohicer William vampner. made a
good capture last night. about ten
O'Clock when they hailed into police
headquarters seven young negro crap
shooters. The gang was arrested in
an upstairs room in the old Reeves
building at the corner OF Second
street and Harrison avenue. In po.
lice court this morning Judge olsmith
sentenced each OF them 10 ifty days
on the rock pile or hfty dollars. They
arc All IN the lookup.
Il was color day in court this morn
ing and Joe White. who is, notwith-
atandipg his name. very black. ap-
peared e answer to a charge Of car
rylng a gun for the ayowed purpose OF
shooting his wife The case wes con-
tinued until Monday morning at o
O'Clock. White was srrestea on
warrant issued al fhe instance o. his
Wife Mary White, who alleges direful
things Of her lord and MASTER.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
IN FORTY-E|GHT HOURS
PE-RU-NA CURED HIM.
Cold Affected Head and Throat
Attack Was Severe,

Chas. w. Bowman, LIST Lieut.. and Adjt.
lth M. s. NJ. Cav. Vols, writes from
Lanham, Nd, as follows:
"Though somewhat averse to patent
medicines, and still more averse to be-
coming professional affidavit man, IL
seems only plain duty in the present.
instance TO add my experience to she
columns already written concerning the
curative powers Of Peruna.
~ have been particularly benefited
by ifs use for colds IN the head and
fiIr0af. Ihave been acfe 10 fully cure
myself Of most severe attack IN
forly-etghf hours by MS use according
10 directions. fuse II as q preventive
whenever threatened with an attack.
. members OF my family also use II
for like ailments. We are recommend
ing II 10 our friends."--C, w. BOWMAN.
Pe-ru-na Contains no Narcotics
One reason why Peruna has found per
manent use in so many homes is that IL
contains no narcotic Of any kind. IL can
be used any length Of time without 40
quiring drug habit.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio, for free medical advice. All cor
rospoDdence held stricsly confidentiab
Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna
Almanac for 1906.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
THE HOUSE INSURGENT
FORCES GRADUALLY
LOSING STRENGTH
DESERT!0sS NOTED
Statehood Bill Now Carded
For Wednesday.
sreclnl 10 Die Leader.

Special to Daily Leader.
Washington, Jan. 13.-No change was
made in the situation as regards the
insurgent movement in the house today.
save that two or three members were
heard OF who had their names scratched
from the rebel Est. These members, II
is claimed by the organization members.
were misled, being told in one case at
least that the Hamilton bin had omitted
the prohibition clause as applied to ok
iahoma. One man signed the roll upon
this representation. After looking over
the measure, however, he discovered
that the prohibition clause was there,
applying to what Is now Indian Terri
tory. and the Usage naticn in Oklahoma.
leader OF the insurgept forces. and had
He Immediately hunted up Mr.. Babcock
his name erased This man was from
Ohio. where there was recent battle
ON the LIQUOR question. =
Similar tactics, It is claimed. p-e be-
ing usea on other members. By substi-
tuting some other subject for prohibi-
ION. and the insurgents have been Try
ING TO win others, since the stalwart
Headers have been taking away some OF
the Original insurgents. The latter (,
is claimed. are losing ground and they
are not claiming as many members as
formally.
, The statehood bin win not be consid-
cred before next Wednesday at the car
iiest. n may be reported from the
committee. bnt not acted upon. Thq
program is TO pass the Philippine blll
Monday and have . pension day Tues
day, then 70 follow with the statehood
bin
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13


Rose should take has place in history
along with "Bicods Brides" Waite
. But the statehood insurrection that
is being planned ln the lower house Of
congress bs Republican members is
anything but funny It is serious. II
is dangerous. It Is a disgrace to the
MEN who participate IN IT,
The motives Of the Republican CON
gressmen who want double statehood
viii not bear the light Democrats.
who can reasonably hope that their
party win win an four senators from
two new states, Arizona and New
Mexico, can take their stand on plain.
honest selhshneas. But the Republl-
caa insurgents can not even plead
party selfshness. Their reasons must
be sought in hidden places.
It is especially unfortunate that
with the statehood insurgents some
Philippine insurgents have associated
themselves. These latter are men
who do not want 10 give the Philip
pines a square deal in tariff matters,
because come business interest which
is strong either among their home
constituents or among their other con
stituents fears that some time, some
how, in a way that nobody can make
clear, their privileges win be lessen
ed.
II Speaker Cannon can outgeneral
the insurgents, who claim to have six
ty-seven votes, or fourteen more than
the number necessary in alliance with
the Democrats to defeat the measures
he viii have done the country a good
service. slmR KIIWl
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
HADLEY SECURES NEED
ED WITNESS IN F. ID.
CARLEY
WAS FORMER OFFICE BOY
Anonymous Communication
Leads to Results.
Special to Dally Leaaer

Special to Daily Leader
New York. Jan. ls.--John ID. Rookie
feller's former Office boy. John J. Cork
hin. now a curb broker. will be wit
ness "a tho standard oa incnhy. The
knowledge that Corixhill could furnish
valuable Information came 10 Attorney
General Hadley ate yesterday M an an
nonymous communication from the trust
headquarters - No. 26 Broadway That
communication said:
THE nucleus OF the entire Standard
system OF the world 3 the confidential
department. room 1910 az 2s broadway.
w, =. Benis s the manager Bemis'
ol5 secretary. John j. Corkhn. knows
an its sccrois"
The. communication WAS signed "A
cIerx Ia No. 20 Broadway" After a
long hunt Attorney General IIadley's
messengers found Nj corkhH last
night and served subpoena on him.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
C.A - ~ q IA Ia.
Bear. the a The Kind You Have Aways Bought
'i',s'''' 4 ' GsH2zz1
suit fer IS, 200 DAMAGES.

In the district court today suit was
filed by Catherine II, Schooner, by her
pext friend Mary Schooner. vs.. H. JET
feraon Allen and jerome Mccarthy,
doing business under the firm name Of
Allen q Mccarthy. Plaintiff asks dam
ages IN the sum Of $1,000 from the
laundry owners for an injury 10 her
arm which she sustained while working
at the laundry. The arm was badly
crushed IN the mangle which, plaintiff
states the owners Of the laundry were
operating without an appliance known
as a guard which Is very necessary 10
the safety Of the person that operates
the machine
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
The latest Fad.

Lately women have taken to stand
ing talking, male fashion, in front OF
the fireplace after luncheon or dinner
instead OF sinking gracefully into the
nearest comfortable chairs. This is,
however, no attempt at mannishness.
says the London Onlooker. but simply
the following out Of the latest medical
fad, which advises us to stand for at
least half an hour after each meal TO
avoid indigestion.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

The train that is TO carry the Prince
OF Wales over the East Indian railway
during his tour of India is undergoing
continual trials, says the Calcutta Rail
ways. II the prince appears on sched-
uled time he viii have perhaps the
most perfectly appointed conveyance
the world has ever seen II he delays,
however, the engine and carriages
stand fair chance of being %osn out
by continual work on trial trips.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

tested vigorously saying the proceed
ing was "a high-handed outrage and
violated the spirit Of the injunction
now on Mayor Duke caused the
clerk to read a letter from Justice
Burford saying the rental Of the wagon
was perfectly proper and had no bear
ing on the injunction.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

't"I"NF TOT NtuHtHFW HUFa,
At the recent Rontsen congress IN
Berlin a special committee adopted the
following termlnology for the new sci
ence: Rontgenosraphy is photography
by the rays; rontgenoscopy Is ohserva-
tion by Rontgen rays oFtb9rontgenog-
raphy in place Of orthodlagraphy; rent
genotherapy and the verb ITO rentge-
nike" In their obvious meanings
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

snn. It must hurt Wall street aw-
fully to md that the country isn't pay
ing the least attention TO the streets
present little furry.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

Secretary Loeb has a son. The sec
retary should duly impress upon the
infant the duty Of supporting the
Roosevelt administration.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

The Moroccan crisis is again cccu-
plying the center Of the stage. Moroc-
co must have had a Castro in charge
OF its affairs recently.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

The bonded debt Of New York city
has Increased s9s.5oo.Ooo within the
past fey years. It costs money TO
feed a Tiger With meat at the present
nrieas.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

Charles M schwab has moved into
MS ssooo.ooo home Now look out for
The magazines q oct busy and publish
= l1i more of those success stories
nlnll l.harlns.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13
SATURDAY. JANUARY ls, 1906.

SIN, Puerto Plata ought to accept
thai bombardment and be grateful for
thus being nble to get a place on the
masD ....a
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

The canal board is now discussing
its plans The board would please the
public by digging its plans instead Of
discussing them.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

who would be a kingg Here Alton
80. Of Spain. win soon have TO wed
some mere European princess instead
Of pretty American girl
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

Santiago santo Domingo, may fall
lf President Roosevelt hears about
this, he VII prohsbly insist upon being
on the si.ot TO help pull the fall OF.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

Major Estes g. Rathbone wants con-
eress 70 vindicate him. Why, major.
that's more than congress can do for
itselfi -
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

AS John W. wadsworth. Jr. used
TO be baseball pitcher, It is no won
der that be was able to strike out
Merritt.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

Upon rejection. Senator Blackburn
viii probably decide that it isn't
wofth while this time to begin to fight
AT All
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

It Is understood that the stork is
greatly discouraged over his efforts
to increase the population OF Breathist
county. Kentucky.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

Mayor Mcclellan says that he hopes
to leave New York city bettSs' than he
found 1t. This ought not TO be hard
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

II the President should only rewrite
that message. he would probably take
back all those nice things that he said
about Morales.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-01-13

Those thnds that you hear out on
the sidewalk are only inexperienced
passengers falling on fhe water
wagon.