The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-03-21
Heard and Seen
in Public Places

Messrs. r. a. Patterson and Company
are In receipt OF n unique letter from
away out OF Alaska. 1t Is dated Little
Delta, Lanana River. January 18th. and
It contains tale of woe. The writer,
whose name is William Cragie, addresses
his lettcrd uou uouitherd lol uod, lauid
his remarks TO The boss what rups tho
box shop, and says:
Me an my pertrcr are at outs. an
VIC wish you to square the deck so that
We can go on withathe same old fair
deal We have made so long.
Now let me tell you all about II. for
the whole goldarned trouble ~ about
your boxes OF Lucky Strike chcwin. and
we think we have sort of claim on
your interest. seet1 that you are tho
innocent cause OF the rinIpus.
your partner Is the only cfIiter you can
talk e up herr !, Is dasned bad when
Well. we went down to- Fairbanks lust
about the last water TO get. our outfits
for the year. and we go o. hack the
We We're caehin II away and came to
our Lucky Strike snewIn supply. One OF
Us said the boNeE wore it: ui q beech en-
sycamore. Now what kind Of wool Is IN
them boxes Well. independent of both
Of us beina onery fools and good judges;
about al D Wood Tie aboye expanatisn easily
shows that one of us is away off III
knowledge of the wood business. I'm sure
rs not me. but the w ,,,r OF i Is he's
bet OF ton ounces and each mans interest
: in the chewin. on whose right.
Not, boss. the ten ounces Is nothing
an the losing OF u fellows cbewin' is
pretty bad. but We went beyond the limit
as to what we thought OF one another.
SO Sc, now me and BIN don't speak the least
live all alone up here IN the mountains
and work toget Their down \ Lole sixty feet
deep. so 4 writeato ask you to settle the
Do d. " " au'ea . son eah' w YOU please
III he's right I'm going to tell him to
g BY, f,n the darness hiding of my iifs
least two weeks after your letter comes.
Now, OLD q, man, please give al, Us your
a sdi1sI quick. for me an Bin have
together for tho last fifteen years an
never had a serious split before. You
needn't be fecred. because sc we ain't
VIII 1eat take his medicine, and when it's
all over we'll BIO frens asin.,'
Mr.. 9Landstreet. rice-president of the
miner that both are wrong. The boxes
are made OF Virsinia poplar
Mr.. Hugh Bird. of Williamsburg, some-
where in his travels. Petorsburg perr--
3hnps, has discovered that all the ingcnut-
~ known8to reflective minds is not con-
5fined to that part OF Yankee land. known
fair TO raise money to buy the pastor q
new horse, or for some other purpose,
was on hand not long ago, and all kinds
worked sup,l to pull in tho sheckles, but
out wedding cake for the use Of drean-
tlon st WiF g lhs o s. WEALTHY
under yolirApillow, you will SEQ In your
dreams your future husband or wife, as S
hesy you li s af the fair
had gotten g very small piece 8of. the
thf hs g 'ss
worth. This precious pl5sces,o e sWeetenedS
bits rented out to Young drenplers for q s
gootly5 sum every evening for q week or
more, aei bit was gotten back the next
morning by, the firtl ymentE of IA small re-
bnte&tn tsucli renters as had mot had Al
5perfnct ly sutisfactorySd renlll and rented
again to 4! new, D! customers 4 for the follow
lpenti full aand the twenty or more bits
of cake We're q rennctl owe every n ghtie
for %ia 10, week gn the pyoeeeas
horse Or whatever 4 was tho fair was
to- buy for the pastor. w llo says our s
9ant sr1 soms
Bird. ms he boarded an out -going train II
at the union ton. sl
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New Typewriter for the Blind.
Consul General Guenther,s OF Frankfort.
on tho authority of the, Frankfort Ddas
skalln, reports that Nh Dlssaud, ~ French
inventor, has Invented ~ new typewriter.
for tho blind of5whicl. 1t is expected that
1T Will enable them ITO write and read in 3
tho su,no manner under tho same colldi 4
Gtions MS those who can see. The appa-
sratus is supplied with N row of keys. and I,
lie one, two or more of these keys aye
apressed down will the fingers. the DIES
i,rhis new typaWri ter with keys Is by far
tho most perfect Instrument which l,aa5 =
eyer been! offered to the blind for witt
ing s 1t Gan be rapids operated. and ,3
furnishes q res liar ms TINT the blind