The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-05-16

the muchly ovefrated IgOrrotes b
Cairo. The anvil chorus will be hear
around the world.
First Baseman Bert Haas of III
Ig0rrotas can hit n high fast ball bll
a low curve ban has him going No
! Claim to the contrary is weak when
comes to high fast ones. Gilligan can
hit any curve ball be it high or low
Wetzel at third makes a cl mixer ever
| time he attempts to field slow bun
down the line.
! Watch South the Headless Wonde
throw his game away when a couple
of fast men lay 'em down in success
sion to him.
The airship scheduled to make {
flight yesterday at Wallowce Parl;
Natatorum occurred on time, the Igor
rotes acting as aeronauts.
A game is never out until it is play
ed out The ninth inning has to be
played unless it rains.
Little Wilbur Bissell, the left field
er with the longest trousers in the
league, proved himself the candy kiC
yesterday
Say Paducah has Wolfe shown you
yet?
Lost. strayed or stolen-One UNI
pr answering to the name of Hackett
Last seen Monday at the bughouse in
Jacksonville, H. A suitable reward
will be paid for his delivery in a safe,
sound and sane condition to Mattoon.
Boss c. c. Gosnell, Vincennes. Ind.
If Paducah loses again today the
press Of that city will advise the Igor
roter. in the language of the late Hon
Marcus A. Hanna, to practice self
effacement."
The opening of the Tadpole Igorrote
ser.es at Paducah yesterday should
have been attended by 10 600 soldiers
and enough machine guns to keep the
peace.
The Igorrotes were in he little folks
department yesterday playing the new
parlor games; Rotten. Rotten. Who Of
Us Amt Rotten? and Who Embalmed
the Pigs Knucklea?
f. Gerry Brown thinks that under
certain conditions the use of the word
hell Is entirely proper The ninth
inning of a close game generally pre-
sents all the necessary conditions.
Harry Cooper has been sold by Win.
connes to Decatur.
Outfielder BARLEY has been released
by Vincennes.
Copeland. formerly of Henderson. IS
playing with the Jacks.
Colonel Farnbaker sets up a great
cry that Vincennes won. Fridays game
with the assistance of Umpire Bush.
As il is seldom that the Colonel uses
the umpire excuse" without cause
Bush probably made a raw decision
Or two. However. this decision was
not intentional as Bush was being
highly praised for his work. He is to
be with Vincennes for the next fifteen
lay.-Vincennes Capital.
The Colonel is not alone in this
belief as II is HE unanimous opinion Of
every one that saw that game Pee
Dee Gee. enquire of Manager Kolb and
capt. Wilker on when the Vincennes
cam returns for their version, not for
but just 10 satisfy yourself
hat Cairo never has raised any kick
before on decision of an umpire.
Cairo has the confidence in the integ-
-ity and honesty in the word of these
two men. Incidentally you can ask
Bush himself. We are perfectly salts
led that We beat Vincennes two out of
.hree. but will not undertake 10 have
he game set aside We are simply
content in the self consciousness that
we won and that's all there is to il.
The charge is made that the Cairo
scorer are padding the batting Az
craze Of Wolfe. their first catcher
However. this is likely not true as the
errors he is charged with are unusual
v numerous and II the scorers padded