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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
From His Old Home.

Sc ottsboro Citizen
 Montgomery held her primary cleo tion last Monday, and Hon. w. L. Mar tin, formerly of Scottsboro, was chosen as one of the nominees for the Leg islature. He will honor his adopted county in the Legislature and no coun- ty will have an abler representative. Montgomery is to be congratulated.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
DriftWccd
nY PHIL H. ARMsTRoNa.

when policeman directs you towars the right street 1t might be called point ed remark.
 Make haste slowly unless you are trying to cross in front of . ear A fat man has as slim chance at heaven An empty purse may D. tn. result of a Sympathize with a girl and she will tell her friends you are engaged to her It Is cowardiy to strike and then run un- less you are playing ball
 'This Is were I draw the line" said the mule as he plodded patiently along in front of the canal boat. Money makes good fellows of us all. man that he should practice economy 1t is time to look out.
 Base ball has q number of male devotees in America and the hish. ball comes close sacond. It is always source of much pride to man to have his wife go to clothing store with him and tell the salesman how much more she knows about the suit he is sell ing than he does.
 When man reaches ripe old age people begin to wonder why he doesn't drop off the tree of life.
 man doesn't have to be surgeon to cut your acquaintance.
 Blue Monday can never be a red letter day Every fellow who Is lobster is not in the swim.
 Beauty is only skin deep with the cOnti- dence man.
 All the worlds stage but very few of us get curtain calls.
 Deathbed repentance is the blotter by which every man thinks he can wipe out his record of misdeeds None are so blind as those who will not see soda water sign when the sirl is dying The man with the high temper stands low in the esteem of his associates. The cat was worshiped by the ancient Egyptians but in these days his classical voice is unappreeiated.
 
 In Terms Musical. Professor: Do you prefer to sing in flats? Pupil: Yes; and what pity the other tenants are not of the same opinion.
 No Wonder Jiggs: Brown says he has been making rapid strides toward the front of late. Biggs: That Is very true; the giri's father keeps bull dog and his steps have been toward the front gate
 The Same Way. Miss Antique; Poor man; are you looking for work?
 Dusty Dave: yessum: in the same way dat de pilot looks for rocks.
 New. There's a time for everything they say A time to work and time to play But the country editors tongue so glib Says aiway "fSow is the time to subscribe"
 Good Reason.. the dealer.
 Why?
 Because got bit.
 The Wine of Life. Turn down the glass The wine of life Is gone. Youu have slipped the dreEs: It was sweet while IL lasted. There were smiles
  And there were tears. But taking it all in all Looking back Over the days Did the tears outweigh the smiles? Of course If they hadn't It wouldn't have been The wine of life. How it sparkled. How deliciously you slipped it. You laughed and enjoyed it, Laughed though You knew twouid soon be gone When Death turned down the glass. When the music of the orchestra ceased When the laughing faces around you Faded and grew dim. And you knew they were vanishing But the wine of life is sweet And men drink It. And smack their lips for more But each man shall drink only one glass And he is done Done with The wine of life!
 P. H. A.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
Nh Doubt Of It,

Euf1ula Times
 The last heard from William J. Bry- an he was Investigating the nature and habits of the white elephant in far away India. Should he ever reach America again he will probably have a new idea to introduce to the Dem ocratic Party
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

That Is severe indictment brought by The New York Times when it says that the history of the Panama Canal has been one long track and trail of scandal" The worst of it is that it is true
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
How to Judge q Town.

Carrollton Alabamian- Herald.
 A town is never better than its citi- gems would have 1t be, just as an indi- vidual Is never better than he desires to be. You can usually judge the tend. oncy of a majority of the citizens Of a town by the condition of the town itself.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
Will Be Ready to Argue Soon.

Gadsden Times-News.
 Lot us hope that the Montgomery and Chattanooga papers will not get up q discussion as to which town has the best hotels. The less said about either, in that respect is the best.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
\ Sure Enough Amendment.

Athens Courier.
 fellow named Lloyd has introduced q bill limiting fortunes to ten million dollars. This bill is all right had 1t gone little further and said no mans fortune should be less than that amount
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
Twenty Years.

Fort Payne Record.
 It ought to be against the law for newspapers to discuss the question whether a man can live on $1O,OO0 a year. Most of us could live on it twen- ty years.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
Referred to When 1t Fits.

Collinsville Courier.
 Don't be a one-ided man. To be such is to be one-sided. Make your mind symmetrical and your thought thorough by being intellectually hos pitable
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
An AEitatOr.
Huntsville Mercury:

HqntSlhiei' Brother Nathan M Rowe pays us n very high compliment when he says we are the worst agitator he ever knew. Among a coterie of distinsulsn- cd agitators he names his friend MT; Conner candidate for Governor. and seems to think that being in that splendid company we should, of course, endorse all of his friend Corners vaga- ries There is d vast difference, Brotn- CT Rowe. between an agitator and TO, n,enter. Besides. there is great deal in knowing how and when to agi-
 ' W We proudly plead guilty to being an apitator. Behind and back of every great moral and reform in the worlds History has been an agitator
 Rack and behind some resolutions has been the fomenter. and the changes unwisely made caused the people 10 suffer. ., , ,.k.ov futures. if Brother Rowe will quietly investigate, he will find that some. it not many, of we farmers have monkeyed with the buzz saw to thelr sorrow. 1t is because Of our deep con . cern for the welfare and prosperity or our farmers that we have so oIten rais. ed our protest and begged them co let that alone which they do not under stand and in which they will, nine times out of ten, get seriously hurt h. nancially. Cut it out farmers
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

This. from The York (Pa) Dispa tch is about the worst yet;
 4 Montgomery (Ala.) girl has admin istered the oath O the Chief Justice of the state Of course 1t happened in A cursoTy way.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
JANUARY. Isos.

UaAF Average. January 1e0S ....-s..! .!SsySSSS Sunday Average. January, 1906 ..... .15s0so 
 m S. Noble, Circulation Manager of the Mentsomery Advertiser being duly sworn. The foregoing statement of The Adver- ffaers circulation for the month Of Janua- Tys 1908, is true and correct. and compiled after all returns from news boys. news egantS and left-oveE copies have been do- 6ucked. E. S. NOBLE
 Circulation Manager. gworn to and subscribed before me this 1stA day of February, 1908.
 F. ". JACKSON,
 Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
Good Ldea--If.

AshevilIe Aegis.
 What has become of the guberna- toriaI fight? Is Dr. Cunningham wait ing for Conner to exhaust his wind Good idea, If there exists a possibility
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

The statement that there lives in New York woman one hundred and seventeen years old who never saw George Washington sounds Lshy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
What State Paper,
 Are Saying
How to Catch Him,

Fort Payne Journal.
 If the process servers really want to ind John D. Rockefeller, they ought to try cornering the kerosene market.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
Hope wen Never Need Them.

HuntsVfIIe Mercury
 The English railroads are ahead of us In one respect at least, they nave separate smoking cars for ladies
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
The Basket Ready.

bfFW tUIl f-IIfU BFIl NtWS'
 Spring poems have commenced to arr rive Our gaping and commodlous waste basket enjoys such luscious diet.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
The Cigarette Lnw.

IWnterEV1IIe EnteTpfINC.
 .If your boy las the cigarettes you
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

Why don't you book agents never shut the door behind you?' inquired the victim.
 'Is 1t caTelessness%
 No. sir" replied the book agent. Its caution. .-Phlladelphia News.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

Farmers of Baldwin county, what are you going to send up to the state Fair at Montgomery this year? This county should have an exhibit Whlcn will advertise Baldwin county ana at- tract attention to our section ot the State -Raldwin Times.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

There's a time for everything they say A time to work and 8 time to play.
 But the country editors tongue so glib Says aiway "fSow Is the time to subscribe" :"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
The sfnte Fair.

It looks now like we are going to have a State Fair held at Montgomeryy' like Georgia and all other progress slve States.--Abbeville Times.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

The Montgomery Fair Associatqni has completed it's organization ana VIII offer to Alabanians an opportunity " free from such grafts as many such organizations in other parts Of the State have heId.-Hartselle' Enquirer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

Jiggs: Brown says he has been making rapid strides toward the front of late.
 Biggs: That Is very true; the girls father keeps a bull dog and his steps have been toward the front gate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

The Advsrtiser's circulatinn is on . rock bottom basis: the old subseribers aiways stick and new ones are constantly pean4 added Below are the actual numpsr or copies 9oLp last month.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
The Same Way.

Miss Antique; Poor man: are you looking for work?
 Dusty Dave: Yessum: in the same way dat de pilot looks for rocks.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

The man with the high temper stands low in the esteem of his associates.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26
In Terms Musical.

Professor: Do you prefer to sing in flats? Pupil: Yes; and what pity the other tenants are not of the same opinion.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

None are so blind as those who will not see soda water sign when the girl is dying of thirst.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

The cat was woFshiped by the ancient Egyptians but in these days his classical voice is unappreeiated.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-03-26

Deathbed repentance is the blotter by which every man thinks he can wipe out his record of mfsdAeds.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09

4th ~ June he left Thatcher for salt
Lake city and after a very pleasant
visit and general family reunion held
at Dessert, Utah. he passed On to Ne
yada, thence To Santa Monica, Cal. and
while there visiting with one Of his
sons aud nfter having visited with
nearly every member of his family
children, grandchildren, and great.
grandchildren. his visit was ended. his
mission was filed and some time dur
Ing the night Of Sept. g. while quietly
sleeping. his spirit took It's flight. left It's
mortal home, and returned to God who
gave t.
The deceased was born In Alabama I'm
1919 and moved with his parents to
Texas IN 1885. Just in time 90 take part
with the army Of Texas when she
gained her independence.
While here he was permitted 10 hear
authorized elders preach the gospel OF
Jesus Christ as revealed TO the Prophet
Jos PIN smith it's truths appealed to his
deeply religious and strictly moral ma.
ture and for it he willingly gave up
wealth and worldly position
He joined the Church In 1850. and
omgrated 10 Utah In 1853. lie returned
to Texas on a mission I'm 1855, and after
two years returned to Salt Lake city
and left for another mission to Eng
land in 1860, and Immediately after his
return he was called TO help coloni2e
ST. George, Utah After being released
from that call he lived successfully, al
Spring Valley. Dry Valley, Eagle Valley
Nevada; thence 10 Deseret, Utah an,
came to Thatcher Ariz,, IN the sprinl
of 1856.
William 9. Moody was good fren,
10 the poor, the orphan and the widow
and seemed TO enjoy an opportunity L
give them aid He had n very tcnde
love for little children and delighted Il
making them happy He was a man o
honor. integrity and worth and live,
and died with unbounded faith In thu
GOSPEL. He leaves a large family VIII,
were devoted 10 him. and has now en-
tered into a well earned rest. His re-
mains were embalmed ana shipped (
Thatcher, Ariz., for burial,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09
CARDSTON, CANADA
PRINoE-ANDERsoN WEDDING.
Conference Visitors Galorc--Bulidins
BoOm-Dcath of "a Child.
Speclnl Corrosnondcnco

Spc'lAl Correspondence.
Cardston, Alberta Canada. Sept. 80
The building boom seems 10 have
taken on an additional squirt this
month. The Burton Variety store has
doubled It's quarters having nov hue
tO-foot front. The electric light aud
power house aud the fine new Layton
block are receiving the finishing touch-t
es. and many new homes are being
occupied
Yesterday, Mr. and Mrs Thomas
Archibald lost their little two-S ear old
baby boy, after short illness.
Harvest hands are So scarce that all
the Indians available are set 10 work
VINO win work. Some Of them are eS-
Cellent hands on the farm especially
where they have had the advantages OF
schools and agricultural instruction.
Notwithstanding the busy season a
great number OF people from this dis
trict are leaving for the general con-
ference at Salt Lake. an the towns
sending representatives The friends
OF Samuel Anderson of Cardston and
Lydia Prince OF BeaZer will be pleased
TO learn that they win return as Mr.,
rest OF the conference contingent, num-
bering 20 people. viii leave for the
south.
Rumblings from the unsettled con.
| dition OF the coal miners strike has
| caused a little anxiety amongst The
consumers and the people are hurry
ing 10 get IN Il supply OF fuel before
| winter sets in.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09
TT day' 5 Ogden News

formerly used IN Ogden city, at half
price now that the voting machines are
TO be used The clerk OF Summit c0un-
" asked for a price on the booths
Until Jan. !, 1909 l. l.. Clark may use
the driveway at the west OF the court
house leading TO the rear of his place
OF business on yearly rental OF So
BEET CAR SHORTAGE.
The Amalgamated Sugar company
has been able TO keep the wheels OF
its Ogden factory running continuously
ever since the date of starting, but the
supply OF beets is very low, and some
fear Is entertained that the mill may
have TO be shut down for few days,
that the farmers may get a supply OF
sugar beets on hand The company has
had difficulty to contend with this
year that IL has never experienced be-
fore, there has been shortage OF cars
to get the beets from the various dis
tricts to the factory. The cars are not
TO be had and number of box cars
have been cut down at the local
shops so as to be able TO supply the de-
mand partially. The railroad companies
are doing the best they cen 90 get cars
to supply the demand.
CoLLIDED WITH STREET CARS.
White driving homeward near Five
Points George Yearsley's buggy. IN
which he and his wife were riding, was
struck by Il north Washington avenue
street car and partially demolished. Mr.
Yersley and his wife are both slightly
deaf and did not hear the approaching
car nor the ringing of the bell. The
motorman, William Carr, slowed mp the
car, but Il stuck the back wheel, en-
ain Vol
tree. The sudden jar shook the old
couple up pretty severely and frightened
them, but they escaped without further
injury to themselves Those who saw
the accident claim that the street ear
motorman was not to blame.
REGISTRATION DAY.
The registration books were opened
again this morning I'm all of the dis
tricts throughout Weber county, and
viii be open all day tomorrow, after
that there will remain but two more
days Oct. is and 80, in which to regis
ter. The law requires that everyone
must be registered this year, and every
body should be interested enough IN the
matter 10 see that their names are on
the books.
SlLMAN-COOK WEDDING,
A license TO we'd was granted by the
county clerk to Joseph Cook, q. and
Miss Gladys II. Slman. Is, both Of Salt
Lake city. They were married by Ell
der Ernest p. Brown.
BRIEFS AND PERSONALS.
The stewart Opera company plays
'Babett' again tonight at the Grand
opera House.
The engagement of Miss Cora Eayrs
to j. II, Barnhardt Of the Southern
Pacific company has been announced by
the young lady's parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Eayrs
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09
EPHRAIM.
THE SNOW ACADEMY.
All Departments OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Sorenson Wedding,

Special Correspondence
Ephraim. Sanpete CO., Oct, All Of
the rooms In the Snow academy build
ing have been completed, and are now
occupied. This magnificent building OF
az rooms is n monument not only TO me
city but to Sanpete county as wei.
over 200 students have been registered.
The students In physics and chemistry
have been assigned their place in Inc
laboratory. aud have begun their work
In earnest. The laboratory WORK IN
other classes, particularly domestic SCI
ence. will begin next week.
AS Founders day is approaching, stu
dents are anxiously practising their
athletic sports for that occasion EVER
night a .large crowd Is seen on th-
ground In drill and practise.
Among the conference visitors are
number of the academy teachers. me
school will not close, however as ar
rangements have been made TO conduct
all classes,
Harvesting is nearly over and the
farmers are beginning 10 SOW fall gram
Last night the weather took sudden
change and Jack Frost made his APP
pearance,
WEDDING BELLS,
Yesterday Harold Sorenson and Marie
Christensen. both OF this place were
united In marriage, Bishop c. X. Dorius
performing the ceremony. reception
was given at the home OF the bride.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09
0O70F The GLOOM
''"n' Gloomy Countcnancc in salt
Lake City Now Liuhtens
With Happiness.
Dad back makes YOU gloomy.
Can-t be hapnv with continual hoel.

Dad back makes YOU gloomy.
ache.
'"' aches and pains Of bad back
are mostly due to sick kidneys.
reys. A'' 'uio SICK h'd-
-"ey have made many A happy
NY ~ salt Lake City.
Sead what grateful citizen saws.
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p,oor. poan's Kidney Pills, which I
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no, a'se used them in our. family with
the Nautying results especially in
kdDs,' Of one % our children whose
,sss a''s were affected after a boa At.
nsv ma, |phold fever. Doan's KID
the t,os s acted splendidly in removing
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States sue agents for the United
take ~ az r the name-poan- s--ans
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09
NEW TRIAL FOR VIM. CRAIG.
Supreme Court Sends Rcmittitur to
That Eject 10 District Court.

Ogden, Oct 9.--IThe remttitur from
the supreme court In the case of j. ID.
Skeen against William Craig was re-
ceiyed by the clerk of the Second dis
trict court and filed. The judgment Of
the lower court In the case was re-
yersed and the defendant remanded
back to the district court for a new
trial, Supreme Judge McCarty wrote
the decision and Judges Bartch and
Straup concurred In the same.
This Is the case wherein Mr. Skeen
charged Mr. Craig with collecting H.
legal fees from ogden city while sery-
ing as "a city councilman, and the jury
decided against the plaintiff in the
case and he appealed the action to the
supreme court which decided that the
evidence and law was against MIR
Craig and he will have to stand trial
again on the charge,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09
MORONI.
MRS. ANNIE ANDERSON DEAD
Tragic End Of Ray Drapcr-lmmcnsc
Beet Crop--Successiul Dry Farming.
Speclal Correspondenee.

Special Correspondence.
Moroni, Sanpete Co. oct, THE
Death of Mrs Annie Anderson. wife OF
Andrew Anderson, occurred on the Bird
inst. resulting from stomach weak
ness and other troubles. leaving three
children as the result of a former mar
rlage. and twins about five days old,
one OF which died the day after It's
mother. and was laid away Win It's
mother on the 9Th inst
Mrs. Anderson was the daughter of
George i. and Annie Simpson, born
about 81 years ago, In Moronl. where
she has always made her nome. She
possessed many good Qualities of heart
and her departure il u source OF deep
sorrow to her many friends Funeral
services were held in the ward taber-
nacle Consolilng remarks were made
by Elders Daniel o. Larsen ana Aaron
Hardy
DEATH or RAY DRAPER.
Word has just reached here that
Raw Draper son OF Farley i. and Mar
garct Draper 81 this place, has been
killed near Sconeld By being thrown
nom a morse No particulars have
been received,
IMMENSE BEET CROP
The beet cron In this vicinity Is beat
ing all previous records, Ia the tonnage
nroduced Yesterday SO wagon loads
were weighed Sling II cars. Many
loads could not be weighed Tor want
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-10-09
SESSION OF
CITY COUNCIL
,cn Keep Display Lights-Sa-
w. ,oonmen Want Protection
From Minors.
,ew TRIAL FOR VIM. CRAIG
,,,,,,r From Supreme Court d.
,,nc n neutrality-suspicious. County
Asairs--Othcr News Notes

ogden. oct. Sat their meeting last
70, ,be city solons decided TO COM
. "' me use Of several thousand lights
1 y, Illuminating the business part OF
,ss city until April next ihese
va,,s were originally placed for the
,,1,oa commercial Travellers conven-
,ast lime. The council also vot-
- anpnpriate s23s to REINFORCE
~ ,,l,es and lamps and provide the
n.,essary care for winter weather.
rbe railroad committee reported that
.a,o,intendent Il. c. Mason of the
,,aion Depot company promised TO see
~, ,be dye.minute obstruction rule on
m lparoad crossings was observed. city
Tses girer r. a. Moyes IN q commune
'a,,on stated that the work of that Of
". ,ras so heavy as 70 require an ad-
s Ig,,nel clerk. Considerable discus
Van ensued. and the matter was finally
'e,erred To the finance committee.
Wh1e awaiting the report from that
committee temporary help VIII be pro-
ylisd. ,,
The Retail Liquor Dealers associa-
ton said they were helpless under the
o,dinance providing n penalty for the
sals NJ liauor to minors They ask
,S,t an ordnance be passed making Il
a punishable offense for minors to make
Complaint against a liquor dealer after
tbey had represented themselves TO be
N age. The matter was referred TO
The license and laws committee.
charles Goyd. who was formerly city
copcrete and cement inspector, COM
rlaIred TO the council that he had been
dscharged by the city engineer with
an, lust cause and asked the council
"a institute an investigation. The re-
ourst was flied without action, II APP
ssars that Gloyd was discharged, ac-
ending to his own statement, for con-
dsmnlng some concrete work done by
ope Of the local construction companies.
No claims that the work was not up
10 The standard. and he positively re-.
nlsel 10 pass upon II favorably just
because II was the work OF the city en-
gineer.