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person In the car"
weren't you afraid?' he asked curl

person in the car"
weren't you afraid?'' he asked curl
ously
lawfully" she confessed frankly.
You see, was afraid l might have to
shoot them, and / never shot any one,
and / knew it would be horrid."
Its a wonder they didn't take
chances of you missing and make try
anyhow" suggested Halliday.
Huh" came voice from out of the
darkness, her hand shook SO that Bill
and I couldn't tell what she was going
to shoot at. She was waving that gun
round so she'd have blown the whole
side of the car off if she had fired. If it
had been a man we'd plugged him. but
we haven't been used to feminine soci-
ETY. lately, and we were kinder taken
aback'
Sage, the superintendent, took much
the same view of it the next morning
when he had Halliday in the office
'-Of course" he said, 1T was a dis
tinct violation of the rules to have the
girl aboard, and yet it was the fact that
a woman was holding them up that did
the trick
II didn't let her come OH the car
protested Halliday, to whom a violation
of the rules seemed more important
than the capture of the outlaws
''Well." said the superintendent, with
just the suggestion of Il smile the best
way to stop that is to get you place
as express agent and keep you in the
station. That ought to keep your wife
from breaking the rules about strangers
in the cars. With the larger salary and
the $4,000 reward you ought to make a
pretty fair start"
Cant start any too quick for me-
muttered Halliday, and he proved it the
next morning by getting married
The Press., 1906-03-21

A western man was telling some sto
lins Of daring driving, some realistic
and some hyperbolic. There is sto-
ry," he said, ''of One Eyed Pete Nc
Coy. If this story is true, the four-in-
hand drivers of the east are only prac-
ticing decayed and degenerate form
Of coaching. One Eyed Pete drove a
Dakota stagecoach that made circuit
of Deadwood, Carbonate, Spearfish and
Bear Gulch. He tore into Carbonate
one day on his usual dead run. Like
an avalanche, the coach clattered up to
the hotel door. There suddenly it stop
ped, and one of the horses fell stone
dead.
ga very sudden DEATH said a by
stander.
"'Sudden? Not at ALL said One Eyed
Pete. That there boss died at the top
of the hill, nine mile back, sir, but l
want goin' to let him down till got
to the regular stoppin' place."
The Press., 1906-03-21

On the eve of leaving London for
Canada Mrs. Brooke, who wrote 1.-The
History of Emily Montague" the first
novel written in Canada, gave a fare
well party, Hannah More, johnson and
Boswell being in the company. DR..
johnson was obliged to leave early and
apparently departed after wishing his
hostess health and happiness. Shortly
after a servant whispered to Mrs.
Brooke that gentleman was waiting
below to speak to her. Running down
stairs, the fair novelist found the ven
cradle photographer. Madam" said
he ponderously, 81 sent for you down.
stairs that might kiss you, which
did not choose to do before 80 much
company"
The Press., 1906-03-21
The ChinChiIla.

Chinchilla is a beautiful soft gray
fur. 1t is not the most durable of furs,
and, because of the difficulty of getting
the perfect skin, it cannot be said to be
among the least expensive. A muff
and stole of the real chinchilla cost
easily $1,000 or so. The tiny chinchilla
itself, not more than twelve inches
long, with a plump little body on short,
stout legs. thrives only in the tropics.
The little beasts have to be killed with
the utmost precaution not to injure
their fur that grows on a skin nearly
as tender and soft as web of silk
A perfect skin not larger than small
pocket handkerchief is revelation
in fur growth. The texture of every
hair is finer than floss silk, the length
Of it nearly an inch and the coloring
about that of the soft, undyed marabou
eathers.-Philadelph Bulletin.
The Press., 1906-03-21
A 1.-THE Collector.

When any one, even the minister at
tempted an argument with Miss Maria
Higgins, he was pretty sure to find
himself worsted in the end.
The minister objected at times to the
firm manner in which Miss Higgins
placed his duty before him at every
opportunity, although he had a great
respect for her character.
II can't see my way to preaching a
sermon on tithes just yet" he said
meekly, one day. when Miss Higgins
had been making him long call. THE
people haven't much money, you know
Miss Higgins, and they can't divide up
other things very we'll. Even YOU
couldn't, always. Suppose, for In,
stance, you should go home and find
your hens had laid fifteen eggs, how
would you manage to give tenth OF
them to the Lord?''
Il should come back and take you
and your wife home to tea with me, ,
said Miss Higgins, with a grim smile
land l guess when I'd made scram
BILE of six of those eggs and set you
two down to it the Lord would get his
1.-THE fast enough
The Press., 1906-03-21
HYOMEl CURES CATARRH.
Its Healing Balsams Kill Ali Catarrhal
Germs - Sold Under Guarantee by
Anders Jacobsen.

Its Healing Balsams Kill Ali Catarrhal
Germs - Sold Under Guarantee by
Anders Jacobsen.
There is no more common disease
than catarrh, and none that is more
dangerous. 1t weakens and debili
tates the whole system, if it is al
lowed to run, leads to serious, and
sometimes fatal complications.
1t is a note worthy fact that among
the many medicines and treatments
for catarrh, there is only one which
Anders Jacobsen sells under his posi-.
tive guarantee to refund the money
if it does not cure, -Hyomei, Natures
remedy for the cure of catarrh.
No dangerous drugs are taken into
the stomach when Hyomei is used.
Breathed through the small pocket
inhaler that comes with every Hyomei
outfit, it's healing balsams penetrating
to the most remote cells of the throat,
nose and lungs, killing the germs of
catarrh, healing the irritated mucous
membrane, and making complete and
lasting cures.
The complete Hyomei outfit, con-
sisting of an inhaler that can be car
ried in the purse or vest pocket, a
medicine dropper, and a bottle of Hy.
omei, costs only 81. The inhaler will
last lifetime, while extra bottles of
Hyomei can be procured, whenever
needed, for only so cents.
Anders Jacobsen is selling good
many Hyomei outfits at this season,
and he has so much confidence in the
remedy that he guarantees to refund
the money In case it does not cure.
The Press., 1906-03-21

white beds are women and girls VINO
are awaiting or recovering from opera
tions made necessary by neglect
Every one of these patients had
plenty of warning in that bearing down
feeling, pain at the left or right OF the
abdomen, nervous exhaustion, pain in
the small of the back, pelvic oatarrh,
dizziness, fiatulency, displacements or
irregularities. All of these symptoms
are indications of an unhealthy con-
dition of the female organs, and If not
needed the trouble may make Roadway
until the penalty has to be paid by q
dangerous operation, and lifetime OF
impaired usefulness at best, while in
many cases the results are fatal.
Miss Luella Adams, of Seattle, Wash,
writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham -
"About two years ago was great suf-
| ferer from a severe female trouble, pains and
headaches The doctor prescribed for me and
finally told me that had tumor and must
undergo an operation if wanted to get well.
l felt that this was my death warrant, but
| spent hundreds of dollars for medical help,
but the tumor kept growing. Fortunately !
/ corresponded with an aunt inthe New England
i States and she advised me to take Lydia e.
/ Pinkhams Vegetable Compound, as it was
/ said TO cure tumors. / did so and Immediately
/ began to improve in health, and was entirely
i cured, the tumor disappearing entirely, with
out an operation. l wish every suffering
woman would try this great preparation"
Just as surely as Miss Adams was
/ cured of the troubles enumerated in
her letter, just so surely will Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cure
/ other women who suffer from fe-
/ male troubles, inflammation, kidney
troubles, nervous excitability or ner'
vous prostration.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all young
women who are i'll to write her for free
advice. She is daughter-in-law Of
lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty-five
years has been advising sick women
| free of charge. Address, Lynn, Mass
The Press., 1906-03-21
DANGERS of Pnenm mia.

A cold at this time if neglected is liable
to cause pneumonia. which is so often
fatal, and even when the patient has re-
covered, the lungs are weakened, making
them peculiarly susceptible to the dev
opment of consumption. Foley's Honey
and Tar will stop the cough, heal and
strengthen the lungs and prevent pneu-
monia. La Grippe coughs yield quickly
to the wonderful curative qualities of Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar. There is nothing
else Just as good" f. K. Taft, drug
The Press., 1906-03-21
The father replied by letter, saying:
DOCTORS ARE PUZZLED.

The remark able recovery of Kenneth
McIver, of Vanceboro, Me, is the sub
iect of much interest to the medical fra
terni,y and wide circle of friends. He
says to his case lowing to severe intlam-
nation of the Throat and congestion OF
the Lungs, three doctors gave me up to
die, when, as last resort, | was induced
to try Dr. Kings New Discovery and
am happy to say, it saved my life" Cures
the worst Coughs and Colds, Bronchitis,
Tonsilitis, Weak Lungs, Hoarseness and
LaGrippe. Guaranteed at A c. Eaton's
drug store. SOC and $l.OO Trial DO; tie
free.
The Press., 1906-03-21
Cleanses The Complexion.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup stimulates
the liver and thoroughly cleanses the sys
tenn and clears the complexion of pimples
and blotches. 1t is the best laxative fol-
women and children, as it is mild and
pleasant and does not grippe or sicken.
Orino is much superior to pills, apperient
waters and all ordinary cathartics, as il
does not irritate the stomach and bowels
E. K Taft, druggist.
The Press., 1906-03-21
Our Locked UP Forces.

1t is the locked up forces within, that
lie deep in our natures, not those that
are OH the surface, that test our mettle.
1t is within everybody's power to call
out these hidden forces, to be some
body and to do something worth while
in the world, and the man who does
not do it is violating his sacred birth
right.-Success Magazine.
The Press., 1906-03-21

Laura" sail Nh Ferguson. hurried
Iy explaining matters in the kitchen.
II didn't want to bring the man home
TO dinner but he kept staying and
staying ut the office and l Just had
to ask him. You will have to put as
good face on it as you can"
''If you think I'm going to change
my face on his account, George Fer.
guson' said his spouse, red and an
CRY, you'll have to think again! You
may bring him out to dinner right
now!'-Chicago Tribune.
The Press., 1906-03-21

One would ink the Laxative idea in a
cough syrup should have been advanced
long before it was. 1t seems the only
rational remedy for Coughs and Colds
would be to move the bowels and clean
the mucous membranes of the throat and
lungs at the same time Kennedy's Laxa
tive Honey and Tar does this 1t is the
Original Laxative Cough Syrup. the best
known remedy for Coughs, Colds, Group,
Whooping Cough etc. Tastes good and
harn less Sold by Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1906-03-21

In the churchyard of the little Md
dIesex village of Primer, England, there
stands a monument quite distinct from
all those which surround it. 1t consists
of tall, square pyramid overgrown
with ivy, through the middle of which
projects a coffin made of stone. Thls
monument was raised by a son to his
parents, William and Agnes Loudon'
as the inscriptions tell. They do not
however, tell why he chose to have MS
parents' remains poised in mid air IN
fine stone shell instead of being buried
in the usual manner. This curious act
. is accounted for In a strange way.
1t appears that his parents came into
some money which was to be theirs $50
long as their bodies were above the
ground When they died, therefore, in
order that the money should not pass
into other hands their son buried
them in this curious manner, and, de-
spite the apparent injustice, his object
was attained.
The Press., 1906-03-21

The best way to rid the system of a
Laxative Honey and Tar acts as a pleas
ant, yet effectual cathartic on the bowels.
1t clears the head, cuts the phlegm out of
the throat, strengthens the br nchial
tubes, relieves coughs, colds, Group,
whooping cough ETC. Sold by Anders
Jacobsen
The Press., 1906-03-21

PerilIus Of Athens is said to have i'll
vented for Phalaris, tyrant of Agrigen-
tum, $40 B. c., braZen bull which
opened ON the side to admit victims
who were to be roasted by the fire
which was built underneath. The dy-
ing groans Of the sufferers resembled
closely the roaring of a mad bull. Pha-
laris greatly admired the invention and
by way Of test roasted the inventor
first. Later the populace rose in re-
bellion and burned Phalaris.-Philadel.
Dhia North American.
The Press., 1906-03-21
rrench Marriaee Restriction..

1t sounds almost Incredible, but is
none the less fact, that Frenchman
under twenty five years Of age whose
parents are dead and whose GRANDPA
Their or grandmother is alive cannot
enter the married state without the
written authority of both or either OF
The Press., 1906-03-21
TORTURE BY SAVAGES

Speaking of the torture to which some
f the savage tribes in the Philippines
subject their captives, reminds me OF the
intense suffering I endured for three
months from Inflammation of the Kid
neys," says W. M. Sherman. of Gushing
Me, Nothing helped me until 1 tried
Electric Bitters, three bottles of which
completely cured me-" Cures Liver Com
plant, Dyspepsia, Blood disorders and
Malaria; and restores the weak and
nervous to robust health Guaranteed by
A. {. Eaton druggist. Price soc.
The Press., 1906-03-21

"Some men," remarked the assump-
tive citizen. "are born to lead"
YES" answered the cautious per-
son, "but the trouble is that every
man who feels a Discrimination to do
actual work takes it for granted that
he is one of those men," -Washington
Star
The Press., 1906-03-21

A "SovFREIGN" THAT CosTs ONLY ONE
DOLLAR DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy, of Rondout, N. Y, is "Sover-
eign" medicine for Nervousness. Rheuma-
tism, Kidney and Liver Complaints, and
all the Ills peculiar to women. 1t drives
the poieon from the blood, and restores
the patit mt to the bloom of health. Yon
will never regret the exchange of one dol
lar for bottle. 6
The Press., 1906-03-21
If you are troubled with Piles, and can

If you are troubled with Piles, and can't
find cure, try Witch Hazel Salve, but
be sure you get that made by &c. Dewitt
& Co., Chicago. 1t is the Original. If
you have used Witch Hazel Salve without
being relieved it is probable that you got
hold of one of the many worthless count
erfeits that are sold on the reputation of
the genuine DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Sold by Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1906-03-21

Indigestion is much of a habit Don't
get the habit Take little Kodol Dys-
epsia Cure after eating and you will quit
belching uff1ng, palpitating and frown.
ing. Kodol Digests what you eat and
makes the stomach sweet. Sold by An
ders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1906-03-21

Jack-Hello Fred! Had your hair
place where they cut your hair while
you wait. Jack-That's good. A bar
ber's shop is usually place where
they cut some other mans hair while
x1o,, xrroi%
The Press., 1906-03-21
The Bookkeeper Not Behind.

Mr.. Asker-They tell me that the
bookkeeper Of your firm is behind In
his accounts. Is that so? Mr.. Tasker
Far from it, He came out ahead.
IT'S the company that's behind.
The Press., 1906-03-21

If it is a bilious attack take Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets and a
quick cure is certain. For sale by E. K
! aft, H. Cady, Stafford G. Hall, Jr 4
Co., Wellington.
The Press., 1906-03-21
A LIVELY TUSSI.E

with that old enemy of the race, Consti-
patton, often ends in Appendicitis. TO
avoid all serious ouble with the Stom-
ach. Liver and Bowels, take DIR. Kings
New Life Pills They perfectly regulate
these organs. without pain or discom
fort 25c at A. C Eaton's, druggist.
The Press., 1906-03-21

Friend--What do you think Of that
cigar 1 gave you? It's a Colonel"
you know. Tommy-Well, how appro-
pirate! There's something about this
cigar that is suggestive Of colonel,
Friend - What's that? Tommy - It's
rank.-ScrapS.
The Press., 1906-03-21
HOSPITALS CROWDED
! MAJORITY OF PATIENTS WOMEN
Mrs. Pinkhann's Advice Saves Many
From this Sad and Costly Experience.

1t is q sad but
Acertain fact that
Ie V e ry Y e a r
! brings a n in
ere a Sc in the
numberofopcra-
tions performed
upon women in
o u r hospitals.
More than three
J fourths of the
patients l y / n g
ION those snow
The Press., 1906-03-21
G. B Burhans testi6es after four year:

G.. B. Burhans of Carlisle Center, N.
Y, writes "About four years ago l
wrote stating that had been entirely
cured of severe kidney trouble by tax
ing less than two bottles OF Foley's Kid
ney Cure 1t entirely stopped the brick
dust sediment, and pain and symptoms
of XII ney disease disappeared. am glad
to say that have never had return OF
any of those symptoms during the four
years that have elapsed and am evident
Iy cured to stay cured, and heartily rec
ommend Foley's Kidney Cure to any one
suffering from kidney or bladder trouble. D
E K Taft, druggist.
The Press., 1906-03-21
Her Intention.

$50 little Flutterby married the
strongminded Miss Daring. never
supposed he had any intentions in that
direction"
"He hadn't; the intention originated
with her. Chicago Tribune
The Press., 1906-03-21

White Wyandottes and Rhode Island
Reds, from excellent laying strains.
Agent, also, for HUBBARD'S CRACK
ED RAW BONE for Poultry the
best on the market. Bowker's Beef
Scraps and Bowkers Animal Meal.
Rogers & Hubbard's "BLACK DIA-
MOND" FERTILIZERS. They cost
little more than other brands.
Why? Ask those who use them year
after year. We can furnish the ref.
erences
The Old Reliable "STOCKBRIDGE MA -
NURES" and "BOWKER'S FER
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Fertilizers are well-known They
have stood the test of time.
Hubbard's RAW BONE G TT l. 4
FLOUR makes cattle strong and Wig
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For furt or particulars apply to
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The Press., 1906-03-21

The best safeguard against headache,
constipation and liver troubles is De tits
Little E rly Risers. Keep vial of these
far Gus little pills in the house and take a
dose at bed time when you feel that the
stomach and bowels need cleansing. They
don't grippe S Id by Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1906-03-21

wasn't the bride delightfully."- timid2''
every She was even shy ten years
when it came to giving her age"
The Press., 1906-03-21

A father recently received the follow
ing note from a young man:
Dear Sir-Wood like your doter Jessie $
hand in marage. She and 1 are in luv,
and think l nede a wife. Yures,
HENRY.
The father replied by letter, saying:
Friend Henry-You don't need wife.
You need a spelling book. Get one and
study it for a year. Then write me again.
The Press., 1906-03-21
Are Linked Topether.

They are associated by nature. Get one disease and
you will have others DR. David Kennedys Favorite
Remedy strikes at the root Of all disease. What IL
needed everywhere is family medicine; one that
will relieve and Gu those diseases from which every
family suffers, more or less. 1t would save time,
money, days of pain and sickness, worry and
anxiety, and save dear and precious lives This
need is supplied
The Press., 1906-03-21
ByDr.Kennedy's Favorite Remedy

medicine that's adapted to all ages and both sexes
aording relief in all cases caused by impury OF the
blood such as kidney, bladder and liver complaints,
constipation and weaknesses peculiar to women.
No sufferer should despair as long as this remedy is
untried. 1t has
The Press., 1906-03-21
THE WOMEN AT HOME.

Our mothers wives and daughters. Home lie not
home at all without them. Yet they may die and
leave the house silent and sad any day. Depend
mon It, headies are not AWAY to blame when they
are low spirited and "cross." They sck. Tell
them TO use DIR. David Kenncdy's Favorite Kennedy
and the color will come back to their cheeks and
tIa Iauoh IN their line. ComnlaiDta
The Press., 1906-03-21
An Unbroken Record of Success

for nearly forty years and has hosts Of friends.
No household is contented when one or more OF Its
members suffer constantly, even frequently, from
some tedious and wearing disease. Are You suffer-
ing from any diseases traceable to the causes mem
toned? If So DIR. Kennedy has salSed his personal
and professional reputation on the statement that
Favnrite Remedy will do Won good.
The Press., 1906-03-21
ORD. Kennedy'S FaVOrite Remedy
Eggs for Matching.

Rondout, NY. Price 81; or for IS. All druggists
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-05-17
TaIIey Case on Trial.

The case of the State VS.. George
w. Talley, charged with the muir
der of Josh Peters at Banquete,
this county, in 1878, and who was
arrested after enjoying his liberty
for Is years. will come up for trial
in district court tomorrow. This
will be the third trial of Tai
ley since he was arrested, one
former trial resulting in a 1nistrial,
while at the last term of court he
was sentenced to seven years I'M
prisonment and appealed the case.
A special venire of 179 men have
been summoned to appear tomor-
row. Hon. J. B. Wells will again
act as special judge on this trial.
Corpus Christi Caller, May IS.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-05-17
LOCAL AND Personal.

Albert Summons, who is engag-
ed in canal work for the American
Rio Grande Land & Irrigation
company, returned to Lonsboro
this afternoon, after a few days
service as a juror in federal court.
S. A. Robertson, who is doing
railroad work on the Trinity &
Brazos Valley at Bobbin, arrived
the city yesterday afternoon, and
left this afternoon for Lousboro,
where he has a canal contract for
the American Rio Grande Land &
Irrigation company. He was ac-
companied to Lonsboro by Mrs.
Robertson.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-05-17
Cuban Sugar Crop.

Washington, D. c., May 10
According to advices received by
the Bureau of Manufactures from
Frank Steinhart, consul general of
Havana, the sugar crop of Cuba
for 1906 was 635, 632 tons against
SO4, 1884 tons for 1905, falling off
of 169, 252 tons. In 1905 exports
amounted to 473, 634 tons against
ST., 691 tons exported for 1906.
On March 81, 1906 Cuba had on
hand POS, $40 tons against $40, 500
tons on the same date in 1905.
The local consumption of sugar in
1905 was 1850 tons and in 1906,
12,O75 tons.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-05-17

VIZ heard a young man say last
week that The world owed him a
living. 1t is hoped for that
young mans good that he'll get
the notion out of his head. It's a
mistake, a grave mistake. He
never entertained a more foolish
idea nor one which will bring him
a smaller measure of respect. The
world owes the young man moth
ing; but instead he owes the world
and society an active, noble man
hood, a steady, honest energy
which will enable him to associate
with decent men and women in a
true manlineSs of character that
will make his friendship valuable
and his presence and companion
ship desired. The truly intelligent
activity, and this young man
should contribute 10 society's hap
piness and welfare the grace which
comes through study, toll and
honest thought. -Mineola Courier
Yes, the world owes us all a
living, but, wag once said, we
have to work like hi for it. /"