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The National tribune., 1906-02-22
PEN SION s.

PENSIONS.
LIVERY PENSION CLAIM THOROUGHLY
II considered. The highest possible allowance Sc
cured by applying to R. w SHOPPELL,
Pension Attorney, Washington, d. C.
A NY COMRADE RECEIVING LESS THAN $!2
IA should inform me of the number OF his pension
certificate; also state his birthday, and Will write
him how to get an increase. r. w. SHOPPELL,
Pension Attorney, Washington, D. c.
WIDOWS.
CPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO WIDOWS
y claims for pension. Write me at once after death
of husband sending his pension certificate will
ect what Is due him for you and get you the high
y2H pension allowance for yourself r. W. SHOP
PELL, Pension Attorney, Washington d. c.
VoUR PENSION BUSINESS PROMPTLY At
i tended to by an old soldier Is years a Pension
Attorney. Address Ira w. Booton. Gallipolis, Ohio
AGENTS WANTED.
COZ WEEK AND EXPENSES to men with
Do y rigs TO Introduce our Poultry Goods
The National tribune., 1906-02-22

color, would be very attractive devel-
oped with yoke and cuffs of another
material. The chemisette, or "dickey,"
may be of all-over lace or embroidery
or the plain material. The tiny tucks
which simulate cuffs and provide a be-
coming fullness over the bust are an
excellent model of fashioning. Blouses
of this type are becoming more and
more important to the woman of to-
day, and no one need delay the possess
sion of one for the want of funds to
hire it made when patterns which give
such explicit directions are to be had
for so small a price. In the medium
size the blouse requires three yards of
36-inch material
No. 2069-sizes. 80 to AZ inches bust
measure.
The National tribune., 1906-02-22
MISCELLAN EOUS.

MRS wnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children TeetAs
Nl ing gives quiet. helpful rest Is cents bottle
NOR TEN CENTS WILL SEND, postpaid, q
Il pint package finest "Orientai Hair Tonic" and
also reliable formula (pureiy vegetaoie) to "Darkes
and Restore Gray Hair"
The National tribune., 1906-02-22

START A CANNING BUSINEsss-Particulaa
, FOR stamp. G. n. Warford, NsY6ursh. n. Y,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20
De SOCIEDAD.

El bale de anoche.-Result6 animadfsi-
mo ell bale de mascaras que Sc celebr6
anoche en- los~ ~salones del Casino Espafiol
de San Juan. Tres comparsas de alegres
mascaras con mas de ochenta, dieron la
nota mas simpatica de la fiesta y sostuvie-
ron Ia mayor algeria de ella, desde las 8
de la noche las de la mafana en- que
termin6 el bale.
Un precioso ramillete de bellas damas
di6 esquisito adorno los dos salones del
simpaticc Centre y entire las adorables Sc
1oritas ALI reunidas en- bulliciosa fiesta,
recordamos a las de Schira, Brunet Ca
salduc, Tous, Herrera, Moreno, Chevre-
mont, Anfosso, Palacio, Pujol, Igaravidez,
Diaz, Fernandez Mater, Euro, Monserrat,
Rodriguez Umpierre, Rodriguez Cebollero,
Santiago, Lopez Cepero, Paniagua, Cobian
Camufias, Guerra, Paoli, Sicard6, Quifo-
mes, Baiz, Meth, Maturana, Vidal, Porras,
Nadal, del Vale, Molina, Agiiero, Case,
Hernandez, Vasallo, Fernandez, Open
heimer, Vara, Pena, Vicens, Mas Sampa-
yo, RateIa, La Croix, Soto, Penedo, Orbe-
ia, Vald@s, Torres, Acosta, Guarch, LION
part Diaz y Sanchez.
Distinguidas sefioras de nuestla sociedad
contribuyeron con su presencia al mayor
realce de Ia fiesta y las batallas de s'con-
feti" fueron rehidfsimas, habiendo en-
elias verdadero entusiasmo.
Una mascarita, espl@ndidamente vesida
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20
PROEUGOS De PONCE.
CapturadOs en- Jua-
ma Diaz.
I'm hOmhre enVgnenOse en- IItuadO.
SeduCtOT aTTeStadO en- NaguahO. unO que en-
Dorado hlTlO graVensnte q OtTO.
(TeLeqramas de "a POtieta. }

Juana Diaz, Febrero, 19. Coronel Ha.
mill Anoehe 4 las 1890 p. m en- union
de dos parejas policfas de este puesto, cap
tur6 en- ell barrio de los ''Burros" los in.
dividuos Pedro Miguel Santiago Felix
Rivera ca Jacinto pr6fugos de Ponce
Sargento Gimenez
Maunabo via Yabucoa, Febrero 19.
Por gua~dias Rodriguez Barada fue cap
turado en- la noche de aver barrio "Ema-
jaguas'' pr0fugo Martin Ramos de la car
eel de distrito Guayama.- Cabo Isern.
Utuado, Febrero, 19. Guardias Robles
y Costa sorprendieron jugada 10 prohi-
bido en- barrio sCaniaco" arrestapdo 4 ,Jo-
Sc G. Acevedo, Lopez Rivera Alfonso
Rivera ocupandoles naipes dinero una
navajo al Acevedo.- -Sargento Gonzalez
Carolina, Febrero 19. En- union guar
dia Desarden arreste Vicente Morales y
ocup6 novilla robada C6ndido Suarez de
esta jurisdiction. Fueron tambi6n arres-
tados Ignacio LulIende y Pl6cido Morales,
completes del hurto. Cabo Sierra.
Yauco, Febrero 49, Juan Soils que
promovi6 un fuerte escandalo hacienda re-
sistencia la policfa alcaide de carctl,
fue sentenciado $50 multa 80 dias
carcel mas las costas del juicio. Guardia
MaXimino PadilIa arrest6 cuatro iudivi-
duos y ocup6 dos gallos que martirizaban.
-Teniente Guanill
Manatf, Febrtro 19. Cabo Azpurua
guardias Soltero Morales en- lecorrida
aver por barrio "Paso Reap' sorprendiertn
jugada arrestando ocho individuos ecu
pando dinero barajas, un machete y dos
cuchillos. El mismo Cabo en- ~el barrio
Carrochales arrest6 8 individuos ocupan-
doles 2 machetes, pufal, 8 cuchillos,
revolver y uua navaja.-Tenients Casals.
Utuado, Febrero 19. Guardia A1ti-
guez comandante destacamento Bacupey
comunfcame que individuo Antonio Martf
envenen6se II a. m. hoy. Su estado muy
grave: he dado cuenta q Juez Municipal.
-Sargento Gonzalez.
Naguabo, Febrero 49, Guardia Patron
arrest6 en- barrio mariana" a Baldomero
Vega por seduction de la joven Cayetana
Rodriguez. z.-Cabo Frias.
Anasco, Febrero, 19. Hoy las 2-30
p. m. Rrrest6 cuatrero Anacleto Mufloz
un potro robado Florencio
Rivera del barrio "CaIacoT' de esta iuris-
diccf6n. Juez conoce asunto.-Cabo Gar
cia Torres
Darado, Febrero 19. Espinosa Arcenio
Santana dispar6 un tiro revolver Andres
Melecio hiriendole gravemente. Agresor
detenido por guardia Victor Flores Cabo
Manael Alvarez.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20
JUzGADO De PAz De SAN JUAN.

Justa Rosa, por insultos a Manuela Cres-
po, $500 de multa.
Jose Cuevas, por dar fuertes gritos la
una de la mafana en- la Gallo Rafael Col
dero. $500
Nicolas Ayala y Juan Torres, por rfha,
$500 cada uno.
Cruz Padilla, por jugar carnaval con
aqua sucia. $500
Gil Torres, por barrer un balloon echan-
do la basura la Gale sobre los tran
seuntes. $1.00
Pablo Sanchez, por maltratar a un buey.
$1.OO
Juan Salcedo, por estadode embriaguez.
$500
'Policarpo Mendoza, por imfracoi6n ..
M. $500
Fernando Mulere, por no llevar luz en-
un clrro las siete media de la noche.
$1.00
Fueron absueltos Bartola Colon, Jose
Sierra, Jose Flores, Felix Barredo, acu-
sados de diversas faltas.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20

der judicial Jurisdiction sobre el que ex-
pone, nj sobre ning6n otro ciudadano de
Puerto Rico y no pudo por tanto conocer
en- ell juicio de su causa, nj pronunciar la
predicha Sentencia condenatoria de
de Abril de 1905. de 8 de Diciembre de
1905, la pena impuesta y la privaci6n de
libeTtad que Ell peticionario sufre, son lie.
gales.
IIL-Que en- su consecuencia de con-
formidad con 10 que prescriben los artfcu-
los 469 al 472, ambos inclusives, 476, ATT,
479 y parrafos ndmero l del 483 del
C6digo de Enjuiciamiento Criminal, vues-
tro peticionario V. Fl. respetuosamente
SUPLICA Sc sirva: 10. expedir AUTO
de HABEAS CORPUS ordenandole q
Jose Urrutia, Jefe de la Peninteciarfa de
San Juan, que presente ante esa Hon.
Corte en- su Sala de Justicia, ell dia ho-
ra que V. H. file, a vuestro peticionario
Francisco Rivera (s) Panchito, devolvien-
do dicho auto d ordeD debidamente dill
genciado con el informe que la ley previe-
ne acompanandolo con los mandamien-
tos originates que tenga en- su poder por
virtud de los que priva al exponente de su
libertad, cuyos mandamientos he de utili-
zarlos como prueba y 20. celebrada que
sea la vista de esa moci6n res0lver que
vuestro peticionario debe ser puesto en- L.
bertad Embellishments ordenar que asf
Sc haga, y que quede sin ning6n valor nj
etecto Ia pena de muerte que Sc le ha i'm
puesto, en- su case, 81 SO desestimasen es-
tas peticiones, que quede en- suspense la
ejecucion de la Sentencia dictada contra
vuestro peticionario imponiendole Ia pena
de muerte, hasta tanto que vuestra resolu-
ci6n en- este case sea irme ejecutoria.
San Juan Puerto Rico, IL de Febrero
de mil novecientos seis.
JURAMENTO:
En- diez siete de Febrero de mil move
cientos seis, ante mi ell infrascrito NOtario,
comparece ell letrado Herminio Diaz &
quien conozco J bajo juramento que presta
en- legal forma declara:
L-Que es Ell abogado de Francisco RI
VERA (a1 Panchito nombrado por la
Hon. Corte Suprema de Puerto Rico, para
defenderle ante la misma, en- el caso q que
Sc refere la preinserta moci6n.
M-Que como tai y de conformidad
con la autorizaci6n que la ley le confere,
ha formulado en- nombre de su defendido
por su cOnducto dicha moci6n, siendo to-
dasy cada una de las afrmaciones en- ella
contenidas expression fel de la verdad y
NADIA mas que Ia verdad
IIL-Que por Ia especial naturaIeza
de los hechos alegados, son estos descono-
cidos por Francisco RIVERA (a) Pan
chito, siendo esta La causa de que este no
jure y 81 su abogado Ia certeza de dichos
hechos.
Firma el declarante conmigo de todo
ellos, y 20 el Notario doy fE
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20
Junta Central de Union
SEMPER.

Por acuerdo de la Presidencia, Sc amplia
hasta el dia % del presente mes, 81 plazo
dado por la Isla, para que envien las en-
miendas que estimen pertinentes al Regla-
mento provisional de la colectividad.
Vencida dicha ampliaci6n Sc procederd 4
Ia consiperacion de las enmiendas propues-
tas, estimandose como opinion favorable al
Reglamento tai como esta redactado, Ia
de las Juntas Locales que no hayan pre-
ssntado modifcaciones.
San Juan, PR Febrero 19 de 1906.
Pedro de EZsa5urQ,
Eecretario,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20

de japonesa di6 la nota mas ocurrente lie
vdndose la admiration de todos los que
los tiros de sus graciosas y cultas bromas
Sc pueieron Result6 ser la sefiorita Luisa
Torres que recibi6 muchas felicitacionea
por su bien desempenado papel.
La comisi6n de feetejos, atenta y pen
diente de todo. estuvo anoche la altura
de su cometido contribuyendo al mejor
exito de la fiesta.
Bonito bale fu6 el bale de mdscaras de
anoche en- el Casino.
Esta noche.-Se dar6 en- el Teatro el
bale infantil que comienza las y me-
-dia de la misma y para Ell que preparan
muy bonitos disfraces y numerosas COM
parsas de "beb6s'.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20
En- La Correspondence

Sc hace toda clase de ira
baio de Tipograffa, q una 8 mas
tintas. Sc imprimen facturas y
circulares con tintade copiar.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20

-ARECIBO PROGREsA.-sabemos
que pronto Sc inaugurar6 el alumbrado
el6ctrieo en- el teatro de aquella ciudad, 10
que representa- an adelanto y una mejora
importante. Felicitamos, tanto al ayun-
tamiento como 4 los directores de Ia plan
Ia el6ct1ica y al senior Huicy, representan-
ta de Loo dueAos del edifcio,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20

LA dicha mas grande para el dispep-
tico es hacer perfecta digestion, y solo Sc
consigue tomando Ia ssEstomacalina u
rice.''
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1906-02-20

Sc asegura que Monsedor Blenk, ba
sido nombrado Arzobispo de New Orleans,
en- sustituci6n de La Chapelle.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
Her HOrrid Neighbour.

81 don't like our neighbor across
the hail." announced a pretty little
bride in a West Side apartment
house.
Whats the matter with herr"
asked her husband.
She's so queer. Yesterday I was
expecting DR.. Blank and his wife to
call and | had to go out for a few
minutes. l asked Mrs. Neighbor If
she would keep the key to our apart
ment and I would pin a note on our
door telling DR.. Blank where to find
1t, so they could get it and wait for
me. She said she would, but that
I would better describe the doctor, so
she would not admit any burglars
who might read the note.
Il told her she would be sure to
know DR.. Blank, because he was a
dentist and an awfully nice man;
and, Howard, she laughed right in
my face! What do you think made
her do that? l don't think she's a
bit INTERVIEW York Press.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
FEMININE NEWS NOTES.

Free Russia, when it comes, will
owe much to the Russian m
Mrs. William Astor, who had been
threatened with pneumonia, was re-
ported better.
The number of women students at
the universities of Germany this
semester is 1885.
Mrs. Clarence H. Mackay won her
point to have corporal punishment
restricted in the Roslyn O.. ~
schools.
Miss Mary Philbrook, of Newark
N. j., the first woman lawyer to prac-
tice in Virginia, has won a case in
the United States Court.
Governor Vardeman, of Mississip-
pi, has appointed Miss Henrietta
Mitchell, of Jackson, to be his aide
de-camp on his military staff, with
the rank of colonel.
Dr.. Harriet S. French, for more
than fifty years president of the Phil
adelphia Branch of the Women's
Christian Temperance Union died of
paralysis. She was eighty-two years
old.
More than one hundred girls OF
high prominent families in Korea
have just been taken to the Korean
imperial palace to select from among
them a consort for the Crown Prince
of Korea. 4.
Three out of every fifteen shops in
the West End of London are owned
by men or women in society, who
either keep them under assumed
names or have a large financial in
terest in them.
Mrs. Florine A. Albright, now OF
New York City, whose family lived
in Louisiana, vas awarded a claim
for property destroyed in the Civil
War. She expects to sue the Govern
ment for the value of 200 slaves.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
French Women Improving.

While French women are still far
from having their hands on the bal
lot, their position before the law is
rapidly improving, as is shown by
the different attitude which French
juries now take toward women who,
tired of being ill-treated by their
husbands, take the law into their
own hands. In two recent cases
where wives had killed their legal
tormentors they were promptly ac-
quilted, it having been proved that
they acted in self-defense when their
lives were endangered, and one of
the jurors added under his breath,
Served the fellows right" Such a
position is thought to be highly sig
niicant of a change in public senti-
ment, because in the past it was felt
that women should never take the
law into their own hands, even in. x
IRENE cases; consequently, those who
did so seldom escaped punishment of
some kind.-New York Tribune.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
l1||tS>|@I@2MA:N>SY

band to be c%ontented with cold din
ners, get out the screens and patch
them up?"
"Oh, madam, this machine"
will it take down the parlor stove
and set up the refrigerator, wash the
winter bedding and put it away, lay
down the furs with moth balls, paper
the hall bedroom, wash down the pa
per in the bathroom, wash, fold,
starch and iron and put away the
family clothes, darn, patch and sew
on buttons, wash dishes, set three
meals a day and pacify the house
hold?"
mo, madam, you have misunder-
stood the limitations of this ma
chine"
"Limitations?" demanded the wo-
man of the house. Il guess it has
limitations. 1t will be q long time
yet before any man will get up a
machine that will do all a woman
has to do in housekeeping time"
She took a fresh mouthful of tacks
and went back to the diningroom car
pet, and the agent faded sadly away.
New Orleans Picayune.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
PROMINENT PEOPLE.

The Pope is said to be much trou-
bled by govt.
John d. Rockefeller says his for
tune is less than one-third of a billion
dollars.
James Henry Smith, the richest
bachelor in the country, is to wed the
divorced wife of William Rhinelander
Stewart.
All the property possessed by Mr..
Seldom, Premier of New Zealand, who
died recently, was a $1,000 life in
a policy.
DR.. Frederick Hegar, the foremost
Swiss composer, has retired from
public life after forty years activity
as a conductor.
King Edward left Marienbad for
London; DR.. Alt issued a statement
saying that his Majesty was in excel
lent health and spirits.
William Randolph Hearst has
given Abraham Lincoln's farm at Old
Salem, ILL.,, to the public as a national
park. The property comprises sixty
acres.
Colonel Henry Mapleson, the
operate and dramatic manager, has
Just received the Cross of the Legion
of Honor from the French Govern.
ment.
A friend of Senator Depew's said
that the latter was so far recovered
from his illness that he would be able
to be in his seat when Congress
opened.
The Rev. Thomas G.. Wright, a re.
tired Baptist clergyman, and his wife
recently celebrated at Hartford,
Conn, the sixtieth anniversary Of
their marriage.
Captain S%verdrup, the Arctic ex.
plorer, who recently added 100000
square miles of ice to the King OF
Sweden's dominions, spent his boy.
hood days on a forest farm.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
Blamed on Peek.a.Boo.

while clergymen and folk in the
country districts are decrying peek
a-boo, waists" said a woman who
has the courage to wear a waist not
of the popular variety, according to
the New York Press, 1.-The thing that
set me against them was that I lost
two open-faced watches and two
fleur-de-lis pins. There is so little
on which to pin a watch on an open
work waist that in a car jam l lost
a valuable timeteller l treasured for
sentimental reasons. l went to the
car barns. They had 80 many COM
plants of lost articles that they told
a woman waiting in front of me that
there was no use for to leave her
name and address because the lost
article probably would not turn up,
for finders usually pawned such ar
ticles two days after they were re-
ceived. That struck me as absurd.
You can just bet he didn't tell me
anything like that. Well, l didn't
get my watch. They said it hadn't
been turned in. Since then 1 have
lost another. 1t may be a pick
pocket got it on L surface car, or
1t may be the weight of the watch
swaying to and fro opened the pin
and it dropped. At any rate, I've
gone back to the old-fashioned
waists. If you don't believe what 1
say about SO many women losing
their watches look at the lost and
found advertisements in the papers
these days"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
The Old Are Younger These Times

iAN5S iAlit's
With increasing enlightenment in
matters of hygiene the period of old
age is deferred, and the tides of life
now flow strongly at a time when
our forefathers and, still more, our
foremothers were laid on the shelf;
and yet, put it off as we may, it is
bound to catch up with us, unless
we be of those whom the gods love.
To the earlier period of meek ac-
ceptance belongs the assertion, so
often repeated as to be sometimes
carelessly taken for truth, that con-
tact with youth more than anything
else makes old people forget their
age. Never was a more mistaken
statement. In a way, it is true that
the society of young persons does
keep their elders young, by stimu-
lating their pride and preventing
them from giving way to certain
foibles incident to their time of life.
It is the nature of a salutary dis
cipline; and those persons who are
brought in contact with the little
segregated communities of old men
and old women who are collected in
Homes" will probably agree that it
is a discipline which is most de-
sirable. For of all the pitfalls which
lie in wait for old age the most dis
tressing is that lack of s~elf-control
which lays bare the weaknesses
hitherto kept under cover by a nor
mally strong will. The constant
presence of the younger generation
is at the same time a moral goad
and a support. The very instinct of
self-preservation leads one to adapt
oneself to their standards. If you
would not be unpleasant to look at,
you must cultivate the niceties of the
toilet. Not for you, madam, any
sweet neglect" At youy age, robes
loosely flowing, hair as free" are not
as BETTING as a well-preserved fig
ure and a trim couture. Not for
you, sir, an overindulgence in slip
pered ease. Beware the trousers
that bag at the knee and the wrin-
killed. waistcoat. If you would not
be an unwelcome companion you
must constantly bear in mind that
"brevity is the soul of wit" You
must be sympathetic, but discreet;
| wise, but not too wise; modern
enough to be companionable, but
old-fashioned enough to be suitable.
And you must not expect to be I'M
derstood.-"The Point of View" in
the Fiction Number of Scribner
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
Sunshine For the Hair.

There is no better tonic for the
hair than sunshine. Sit outdoors in
the sunshine every day. Loosen the
hair and let the sun shine on it and
the air blow through it. In the sum-
mer days go without a hat as much
as possible. The hair needs to be ven
tilated to keep it healthy. Airing aid
suning the hair every day not only
keeps it sweet and clean, but is good
for the scalp also. The sun will soon
cure any disease of the scalp and
make it healthy and active, and a
healthy scalp makes strong, beauti-
full hair. Brushing the hair every
DAY, "a hundred strokes" as our
grandmothers used to say, will make
1t soft and glossy as silk.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
N8 IN
nAAEAsSiIloMAD

The old polonaise is very likely to
have an extended vogue before it dis
appears again with discarded modes.
The skirt with many cores always
hangs better than the circular skirt
and can be made as faring as one
likes about the feet.
The vogue for small hats doesn't
mean there are no large hats, for
there are many and the fashionable
ones are very large.
The stole yokes in some of the new
waists or blouses give prettier lines
to the figure than do the c~hemisettes
which are so often used in the same
way.
The spangled Syrian scarfs are
much admired, some women of dark,
picturesque beauty wearing white or
black ones with matching frocks of
lace, chiffon or net.
Hats are very, very small in many
instances. This means that one will
have to dress her hair loose and
fluffy at the sides unless she has a
very small face and head.
A new gown has three superposed
tunic effects which meet in the mid
die of the front. This gown is of
cloth and the bottom founce and
the tunic effects are stitched.
Among the palmer bodies some
handsomely tailored waists of heavy
white taffetas or MORE present very
attractive features. Often with shirt
waist sleeves of wrist length, in gigot
or bishop form, the genre of these
AS to coats, they are a fluffy, flut-
tering mass of wash embroidery and
lace, and when the carer steps in
and out of her automobile or car
riage delicate slippers of the dressy,
fragile sort used for dancing are dis
] played.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1906-09-26
Machines Limitations.

Madame" said the young man
who had called at the back door on
May day, Il have the pleasure of
Introducing to you our new automatic
housekeeping machine-a simple lit
tie thing which does the whole work
Of housekeeping, leaving to you
merely the general supervision"
docs it all, hey?" demanded the
woman of the house. will it wash
the outside of t~he'upstairs windows?"
+, "Why, no, madam, but"
Twill it take down, wash, stretch
to dry, iron and hang up the parlor
curtains?"
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the kitchen, make my daughter help
with the dishes. persuade my hus-