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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
Singing Mouse Renders life
Miserable 10 People In
New York City.
CLERGY Do NOT TAKE TO
TRIAL MARRIAGE KINDLY
Death Of Press ISN'T Spencer Great
Loss 10 Railway interests OF
the whole Country.

New York. Dec lit Thanksgiving
wrk did hui little business. every.
body. with more unanimify than over
turning t1 the enjoyable Side 0f liio
The nlaurhiuf of fufkeya was beyond
~ pfocedoni. over three quarters OF
a million having lall down their
heads or The block The celebration
TOOK tlc form of family gathering.
.fho scattered ones from an ends of
the earth having again come 90
Hciher The ono lu which we par.
ticlpaiel had one membor from Porto
Rleo. unnthor from Alaska, enc latter
a pfodlral son, who differed from
the original character in THAI. Instead
of having the iatiod calf killed f0r
him, no brought che animal with him.
What ihoy ul were thankful FOO
appears On thc answers secured by
thc inauher of q public schoel in the
hrpu2. who asked h.a pupils 90 ans
eeF thc question. why dues The
Wc8idoni appoint a 0ay Of general
rhankaglvlug7 "RcCaase the presi.
dent always gets d turkey "Hecaasc
CnlumhuB hpl discovered America.
Because we have a holiday the dag |
alter" because the presidents nar. |
% won che election" because 90 /
ihis day the Pufiians nad their frst /
dlnnor." There was only one boy in /
ihe school who answered 10 give
thanks for an the dement's % the
year"
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

.H rie aaus Hill rel an1lhm
luc 1Hc|ieflt more lmmof
ii SEQ i sof fho VITO Ol iHa
roN republican lcitrf ihe H0n licf
beH Parsons who won hyN hy boat
nr thc ma hino men ln ,ho fopuh-
llcan convection lIe probably would
0oi have done 'ho JOB ao completely
and have succeeded in nominating
MI Haahes tor governor n bis wife
had produced hof book a little m0iu
promptly. ns hc would haze suffered
On The condemnation that has ylall-
cd the authnr Rev nr phfkhufat
a8ia ni lhe book "Tfial mafr ages
struck az the root ~ The honto. tore,
asunder an the sacrcdncsa OF the
marriage tie. AND reduced human br.
lnrs td thc level Of bfuica 10 thc
present time whom there are 40 many
innovations constantly introducing
themselves into ihg ordinary events
of iiio. those of us who remember the
Arse Impressions of childhood and
sHn maintain tho old limo consnr
yaiism urc won't % gasp in aufurIEe
as our Oral principles of iao home
the family. and simplicity Of re. arc
thrust aside bY sea ideas and doc
irnes Tho stability ui tho homo De-
pend aa tho alCradnoH ul Tao mar
rlrre ceremony Just as uur faiih ~
God depends upon oar belief ln hia
solidarity"
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
CARRIzOzO COMING TO
THE FRONT RAPIDLY
PERSONAL AND GENERAL PARA,
GRAPHS FROM a NEW TOWN
WITH GOOD PROSPECTS.

Special Correspondence
Carfizoro NJ NJ. Dec. M. The
new tfnFom residence 90 ia %. Wet
more, lucal agent for the Alnmoenrd6
Improvement company D. nearly com
plelcd end be- viii be- moving Ia ia
few days
Miss Minnie Bourne. assistant lu the
postmaster visited with hef GRAND
mother AZ NosRi over SUNDAY
syl Anderson has purchased "a half
interest il the barber shop of j w
Holman. and Us Ia full charge on the
shop MF Holmln being interested ln
other hlHiHfHs at Aiamogord0
81 l. Goodln, our popular surveyor.
returned yesterday from a few days
sisit in KaEsss CITY 10 eays kehaaa
City s ail right but Carrlgolo has SO
beaten on winter climate ana paying
Investments iu town lots
y n Ions. travelling snlesmRa
ifcni Duncan Indian Territory. arriy.
red Ia uur tuWn fcW days ago from
The west and o. arranging 90 have .
fine reaidqnce and other Improvement
placed ON his homestead claim som
of town. Mr. inns spent a week in
orr valley last Fan and flod on a
claim a. that time and he D. one of
the most enthusiastic believers 10 the
future greatanss Of Carrizozo We have
seen
The foundation u being laid for a
new large railway reading room just
Actress ~ paao avenue from the com.
pany hotel. thus providing place
iOF 5est and recreation ior the en-
plOyea Nhep NOT 0aii on the foad.
pari % the goods AMI axtures foi
q 9. Rolnnda drua store have arriv
ga and viii soon BE- u place ready TOT
opering up
Arthur HOizman OF The Hoiman
Mercantile company. 81 Corona was a
business visitor ia our town last
Saturday.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
VIGTIMIzED BY BOGUS CHECK
SCHEME WAS SUCCESSFULLY
WORKED LAST SATURDAY.

Several prominent local merchants
were swlndied last Saturday after
noon by caahipg checks for a mild
hammered. irnocent appsarlng strun.
ger. who claimed be- was employed at
the smelior. says the star City indie
pendent.
Where the man came from and
when he arrived m Town are mere
matters uf conjecture However be-
made his Initial appearance IN the
FIRST act Of bis ilttle drnma on Thurs.
day morning 90 which tigs be casual.
~ entered the Silver City National
bank and opened an account hy max
ing a small deposit. he followed
this saot up by calling at ihe hank
Friday evening Hnd withdrawing pSat
be- had depositea the previous day
This ended bis legitimate dealings
az iao bank. and De proceeded t0 e1o.
cute the ucllpianuud climaN to bis
scheme on Saturday afternoon WHEN
be- began iEsuing checks with goupr
ou1 libCrallty Zach check was
signed hy o. different name ana was
kindly cashed boy come merchant no.
signing same BE- used mo nHmes nf
hurch King. Schmidt and Reoman
the amounts being respectively si
81 e5. ts and so. O total az sgg
which IH conceded % he "a very fair
salary for three days work
This smooth young nan has not yst
bron anpfehonded. and "a ld presumed
that be- enjoyed ne Injuries nf nrals
clang passage Un Saturday evening
uulgoine train.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
DRUNKEN NATIVE
SHOOTS FRIENDS
FATAL PISTOL AFFRAY tN Rio
AhHihA cOuNTY-sHERtFF
ARRESTED As8AtLAN
AFTER PURSUIT.

Nitef shouting Two of his friend,
.oac fatally, while erased from arlr,
Carlos Valdez. 70 Young natite w.
YIN NoWn and captured by shenn
hernandez Tho shooting took placn
~ Nanliion. twenty miles southeast
~ llelia Amahiil1 The Injured men
wvfe. Norgoaiu Gallogos. shot ,hrnueh
ine w shoulder wound not fatal anil
l,9nlnso horeeo. shot Ia side. MOI.
Ailt7 ierrorlzlns tho nolghborhood
valdez Ned hut wins pursuod and eae.
lniea py ne aherin Sc surrendered
without nthl having become sober
~ iho i2icrim There was no known
motive for the crime other thap nj
ufcfdoae OF whlskey Ho viii M M.
ranged FOR murder
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
INTERNATIONAL SIX
DAY CYCLE qaCE

New York. Doc i- America
great annual sporting event the In.
irrational Six Day bicycle race. was
starr "a M 1ne minute after wclyo
o'clock yesterday There are TWEEN
iy-two entries rrom twelve coun.
tries The fiyoriie for the nce q
Floyd Mcfarland who has Walter
kuit champion Ui Germany az bis
pafarr anii iE one of thn a1glda
MOST famous cycling prize winners
Tile other rerOrd smashCfa are Paul
luignard, 4 Walihour H. X. pye
louis Melting and Charles Shell Gnla
nard holds the worlds championship
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
IL. - h spsneerIs osaih.

The loss of Samuel spencer by an
accident 90 hig own railroad o. felt
more than che death of almost any
other railroad man would have heeu.
Their arc ~ big railroad men as
be ana some higser. but they are not
ng useful in their places as he was
iu hls position he was ahaoi ely
Indispensable snd L 81 going io be- q
very hard task iO hli hla place The
responsible PARTIES DO not know
where 20 look for hia SUCCESSOR. as he
made the road succoaa Isl 10
hnances. albeit CAS- q wreck producer
% has held an uncanny reputation
no wonder Str. Morgan She great
hnancier, ives quite broken up By the
disaster. for Spencer was his right
hand man and be- has stated that Dc
VIII newer again md his equal lil
vas a terrible fate fo Boz burned 90
death on hts own railway. hui steel
and wood are iuganalblc iu friendship
and follow thn Dent 81 their being az
rolcnilessly na lpte One COG In the
gocs agtray and the whole |
ahanJona ~ useful work
lf carrying human beings across The |
country safely and scaitefa better 1
ikcltcr 0n works VI hoillshaess KILL |
nr he man who created them az
4 be- were tbolr swurn enemy. This i
ime one 81 the best nilrnad men In
Pie country has been laid low aud zoe
shock 20 tho public d great
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
$1,000 CUP oFFERFp
FOR MnTDn n

London. Dec. little thousand doi
ar cup offered by James Gordon Benz
nett. an q prise FOR a motor boat race
from Now York 20 Bermuda elr3
next year. % on view in q sllvcrsmlths
shop 10 tho Strand There ls much
comment here auenl the Forthcoming
contest. for d Is agreed that the race
heinG over an ocean cUurse. where
ihofu viii be- exposure 10 the full
force of the wind and waves OF the
Atlantic the huaia must De so strong.
~ hullt chat an elements of freak
boats VIII Dee eliminated.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

London Dee lOit ia reported
hero thni the German emperor will
visit King Edward 10 che lalo Of
Wlghi early in March, next in the
course I'd Mediterranean cruise q,
D aiEn reIuHgd in official circles chat
Count Mflternlch. German amhasaa
Dor io ibe court ~ go. james. viii boo
ancceeaed early he 1907 by the Here.
Nmiy Prince oi HOhenlOhe.l aungen
berg who was an altache az Charles
iou House Terrgee 10 1889 The
pf.nCe'a wife o. Princess Alcxandra
ol saxeCoburr. who Ia Eiece OF
King Edward
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
HIsToRlc STRUCTURE CON.
BEMNED At puRT8MOUTH

Portsmouth, Doc ID The old WDoa
cn dry dock here which has heid some
of the musi famous dghtlnH ships 0l
three American wars has been con
demnrd by The naval aui hofItios and
40 work ~ q suspended lis active
service dates from 1850. AND in lts
time BIAS held the Constitution. The
krHrsarge, and me Raleigh q oriEl
nailY COST over half million dot
lara but IA ono hundred thousand dot
lars have been spent III unsuccessful
attempts io make % sorylcoahle. there
WAS ullcial opposition 90 further "a
pondiiure on u and it Will NOW gl
The way NJ OBI thlngs
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
EUROPEANS A0iTArED
tN THE TRANaVAAL

Capoiown. pee iiTho europeans
in the rransvaal are in state Ut
greet excitement over lhe lain of their
new ordinance Coz the registration uI
Aalailce. from which royal consent
has been withheld until delegation
uf AfiNilct haYn An opportunity i0
lFUacnf their side of The case IA Ion
don The Europeans maintain ihni I
ihe Ifnnsfanl Doe opened l0r free
Aaiatlc immisrailun, tke skilled trade
ana feiah commerce viii Inevitably
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

New York. Dec ii.-iu Heliya
restaurant laai night members II
ho publicity law organization enter.
mined the Hon. Perry Belmont. The
r.huto io Mr Belmont ~ IN apprc.
einilcn ar h'a services in securing ihc
passage of the bill providing for The
publications az contributions 90 and
expenses ui CnmuuHn committees
which law had iis nrat trial no the ~
cent election. Judge John d. Dillon
presided and there were D large mum.
1cf of PREPAYMENT lawyers. Politician
sind apqriamcn present
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
GOVERNMENT OFFERS
BONDB FOR MANU- A

Washington. Doe N The bureau
oi iusnlar aieira Of The war depart
ncnt today received sealed bids for
t2No0,onQ ten 20 thirty year four per
cent water supply and sewerage
bonds ~ the city of Manila By act
az congress the bonds are exempt
from iaNngi0a. and TO prevent aDecu.
latlou certified check 90 two per cent
Of lhe actual amount of each bid had
10 be- deposited
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
PLAoUE IN ooLpFiELo.
NEVADA, MINING TOWNS

0oldaeld. Nev nee ii The tern.
bic scouree of black pneumonia whlca
broke out hrrc over munfh aEu
shows no slrn of ahatlng notwith
standing tho Increasing eoidneas of
the season Medical mrn have been
rcQusiiluRed lmm nli towns In the
state and Hreat blame is hoing aitach.
ed 40 the authorities ni Guldhoid who
tried tu prevent tnD outside world
from learning 0i the situation ln
several mining camps ln this district
ihp disease has made its appearance
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

Chlcago. Dee. ii.--ln accordance
with arrangements made By counsel
Foe me RUverhneu-. anu for fhl
Bandard on company on NofHnibci
~. che argumea on be- De- aurref ~
the indictments voted aenlnsi thr
have been resumed and are expect cd
10 last unili the IAN There are o.
f.k ted cimarts ANA b. llW tritrdaa'
company 81 made amenable. fines 81
thn exieus 0i fi2o000.900 ear be- im
posed
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

Hives. eczema. Itch or sails rhoum
sets you crazy Can't bear the touch
uf your clothing uoan'a Ointment
cures the most obstinate cases Why
snner2 An druggists sell a.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

w " noregard. who formerly held
position in the ADMINISTERS once
al ChanOto. Kan s now ln Panama.
where he is working lu 3 position for
che government which % similar 20
She position at tfainmasler
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

Fclr seldom has any literary Of
ford created such stir among the
rlnrgy AS airs nerbeu Parsons new
hsoh. "Thr Family Her advocacy
~ siria marrlagf has awakened
eYufy cirreyman nom Maine 90 Cali
faqnla. with Vigorous protects againsi
her ah0minahle doctrines. She adYo.
raina consecutive marriages ami al-
though d d ilfile more honest thaH
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15
sPoRTsMsE ORGANIZE
rM Mnawnt..

l.' VEGAS apuftamen have nrran.
le,u hunting and fishing club Thry
Niupn.e ln build a club house Ia
hlo"niR lAkea. fourteen miios no,fb
vAai ui l.as Vegas a snbsorlptior
itp.l m being cinuluiod 10 raise
,ends WIN which 90 erect lhe lodge
hfoeis intes are well stocked wab
s.n,e hta and during me fall ana
Hin1ef season abound With wIld
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

The railroad commission with the
hcEinnisa of the neW year promises io
commence q thorough review az exist
lng iHrln schedules.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

singing ouue o. dulghtine tho
jewellers in lat IN the cily. az any
raie they say 30 and tney are conBld-
ercd q truthful family Their delight
o. OF the sarcastic variety for az bad
as the ordinary gray, gshbliur scoui
ing variety Is. the singing variety
Is inbn'iciy worse. The entire fam
~ % pat on edge. their nervousness
cansod outlrely hy me wee musical
creature bocausc they can hear che
muusen gnns she moment tho little
-rodent leaves hia hole Like MOTT
Rats this ono has D large hall ard
10 hear nInl s0llnd. iko much
hatiefnd canarg begin ai the TAR end
ui che iat and grow louder and loud.
Uf az tho muuHe advanced up the hall
Is more than moss ifraOas can stand.
Toe friends VI thc family are. OF
,ouao ulpeh excited, one who be-
sivoa IN telnparnnti0ns assures Them
lhai hnynnd dOebi the mouse was
once q wmnan who POSSESSED bcnn.
iiiai voica and Nhen asked - sins
iuvaugalg refused The punlshment
she ~ undergoing ia-weli lhe iht.
eroy has a certain conylnelne flns.
ana the cunningness the mousc shows
~ gvaaing the trap is certainly saa-
pleious. Then and this ls talus
"a ave one the maid saw the famiiy
liginE ont "a the time, the mouse run
atons the keyboard Of the piano
soendinE again the maid d. the au-
thosity--a faint though unmisiakablc
aoaie A mouse like this Is quito 40
uefreracking as having celebrity
saddenly developed Ia ihe family. and
euY EaREeAsiOna ior catching the
wnplch will be sirdiy and gratefully
reneivad.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15


~ rdl. tfr
cAuIiONWhen ask your druggist grocer for Duff
Pure MATT Whiskey be sare set the genuine las
only absolutely pure medicinal whskey and h sold oniy IN
sealed boes-never In bulk. Look Trademarks the
Old Chemist" the label ths seal over the
cork unbrokcn Price SlO0 Medical booklet and doctors
advice free. Duffy Malt whiskey Co.. Rochester, ~ "
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

" Auon. an engineer on the MIC
souri, divialon at Fort Madison. lows
has been Nppolnted travelling road
foreman nf engines of the southern
kauaas division between Ottawa ana
WellipFlau
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

Crest cutlery has heen made about
ihe hafso cars oi New York City and
ihs pahlle has been greatly Ass oni8hs
"a nt tho fast published that they
bear a large proportion of the total
~ thr ciiFa railway lines One how
ever has PASSED away as a. race wRa
van the lasi car haylDs Been con.
eigned ,o zoe scrap heap Thiu was
tht GRAND street line. one of the
hn4t paying in tho city. and carry
ins many passengers every day
The CLOSING of thia line however.
dusS not apprcciahy diminish fhe
horac car system IN the ciiy ns there
- the belt line which runs up and
down the entire length of thc island
on zach side. sna the Fulton street
iino Witch ls ahundaniiy naiFUnizod
eoih wary ana q paying concern.
The CON }ay says % cannot iay the
power wins underground Oh iho greet
Msiat street line nH the water VIII
inteffere with the working W tho
rleciricty and there seems iu ho real
reason in this The company ls
ready 10 string the wires along poles
bus the pnbllr won't listen to this
Contrary i0 the assertions of tio
press. however the cars are run ln
gand iime and are not nt ail slow
They are not over crowded. bat hae
a. ihey look in hig city,
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1906-12-15

"i'ui the teiephone receiver 90 his
ear eoaamauded Bartholomew Ne.
tiuuRh. Of Aontciair heights. \ D..
= few days aRn when the police toio.
ahaaed him thag they had found .
p4g Cor answering the description Of
ats Iim. which had been missing tor a
few days The police oheyod the re-
aaesl and al the sound Of McCough's
gaieU The dog whined and nranced
arnund ne ran crying from one door
&c the other and hnaliy SAT up and
yeipea Ia mysliGed joy Mr. Ne.
cdnEh ami small daughter called
thf The poi and the delight was un-
bopnded AZ the meeting
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-16
INSPECTOR GENERAL.
Col. J. Fentrsse Wisdom, is Transfer.
red to Other Duties.

Col. J. Fentrsse Wisdom, is Transfer.
red to Other Duties.
Col j. Fentross wisdom, who has
been active In upbuild.ng the militia
ia Indian Territory has been transfer
red from the position Of Lieutenant
Colonel and Adjutant General TO that
OF Inspector General. The following
letter 10 sclfcxplanatory:
Iuskogee. J. T.. March IA. 1906
Col. J. Fentress Wisdom, Ardmorc,
Ind. Ter,
Nv dear Colonol:--I am transfer.
ring you to the Inspector Generals
Department, with rank OF Lieutenant
Colonel and lRspector General. am
doing this for Two very good reasons:
One OF them being that with the near
approach Of statehood | wlll need tho
alju.ant -sucrai hcra so that can sec
ANA consult with him daily. Since
sou ar. r1' le.n .Ha u.'as ). 'mpos.
sh'a te tavo easy .ccs ,o the rec
orfs of t1o hdrlBUl Generals office
i0s ord .ate-u. and Nc rr. tHat
o. complimentary t1 ,or. ls y.ur Dacu
iI5r r.n-.. for ,t. once OF inspector
General. N7l. mmy years cNnor.
lClcc iu tro Cogo.umouJs aryicc.
auL you ul,l.al tendency toward
lhorouahn,s5 gnd order would leave
in YOU tho qualities Tor an Inspector
General not possessed By any other
person in the two Territories
I hope this transfer will be salts.
factory 10 you.
will call q meeting of the oficers
OF the Guard Immediately upon the
passage of a statehood bill, n we get
one. and will look to you as my per
sonal representative In the Southern
part OF the territory. TO work up the
necessary interest and attendance on
tho part Of tho officers there at this
meeting. II will likely take place at
South McAlester I. T. with best wish
os for tho success Of yourself and youi
paper. I am.
Very respectfully.
IRA l.. REEVES,
Brid'. Genl Comdg T. T, vOlunteci
/ Militia
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-16
Torture by savaoes.

speaking of the torture 10 whicn
some Of the savage tribes IN the
Philippines subject their captives. re-
minds me OF the intense suffering /
endured for three months Trom infam.
nation OF the kidneys. says W n
Sherman Of Cushing. Me-. Nothing
helped me until tried Electric Bit
ters, three bottles of which cOmnletelt
cured me-" Cures liver complaint. dys.
pepsia. blood disorders and malaria
and restores the weak and nervous
to robust holth. Guaranteed by W. u
Frame, druggist. Prics boc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-16
Always Keep chsmssrInin's Cough
NeMtdY IN tho hsuse.

we world pct 30 ufthsut Chamber.
lsias Cough Remedy II is kept on
hssd csntiAusfIy in our some," says
". ". Kearuoy. editor Of the Inde-
pendent, Lowry City, No, That Is
lust what every family should do
When kept at hand for instant use, =
cold may be checked at the outset
and cured in much less time than AZ.
ter II has become settled in the sys-
TEN. This remedy Is also without =
peer for Group In children. and will
prevent the attack as soon as the
child becomes hoarse. or even after
the eroupy cough appears, which can
only be done after the remedy Ia kept
at hand. For sale by +. J. Ramsey,
w n. Frame. Ardmore Drug Co and
Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-16
Typswrlter SUPPLIES.

Give me your order for typewriter
paper. carbon paper and ribbons. RIB.
bons for all makes OF typcwriters
Postoflce Block Tel. 24i. Carl oppli
ger. salesman for "The Worlds Best
Typewriter" the Smith Premier 1.Iri
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-16
INTRUDER CAUGHT BY sHor.
Breaks into otore-Reeelves Contents
Of ehotaun--Is CAPTURED.

Of shotgun--ls Captured.
Wetumka. l. T., March 15.-l asst
night about o'clock a man broke in.o
the store OF A. V. sinclalr OF this place
lie rifed the money drawer aud turn,
ed over a Hfteen-gallon can OF coal OH
While striking matches tpe lights
from tho matches and the noise awoke
John Reed. who sleeps IN the adjoin'
ing store. who summoned Sam Wo-
ford to help. As he fed from the store
Woford fired upon him with shot
gun, the charge taking effect In the
back OF his head He fell unconscious
and was easily captured. Tho wound
while painful, is not considered dan
gerous. He was taken TO olSmulgee
today.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-03-16
CASUAL PHILOSOPHY


The best memory is the kind ttsl -
members what 70 forget
Any old cigar tastes good 10 TIE
uiaa who ls trying to quit
The fellow who browns his trouble
IA drink is generally looking tor trou.
ole
. You can praise an actress 10 the
skies but that DOESN'T make q star oi
her.
let d man have his own way abodt
everything md anybody can get aiong
with him
The bi'tegaers of experience begins
in wcnl.r ITO when sine ars' rc.
fers &c. u.. a n arut.s
Tl. HHniol % g1m ..lla
ao.r ... .aD % ..rr .s q boiled
potato
T.... ... woman weapon. uu.
l.. i-.0g ..ae irat am ,ohe very
O.. ro.e.
Th, only aol5l, WITH experience af
teacher is that the knoVlelse she
give comes ,co late.
Somehow. no woman looks jall
tnouth to wear the stockings that
hang on the line on washday.
when mother OF twins meets the
mother of one baby. the mother OF
one baby Is made TO feel that her
task rs to get rid OF idle time.
Il is the opinion OF every mother
that her son.ln law would never learn
that his wife is looking badly unless
some Of the nclghbors tolA MIN
Tho trip hammer doesn't travel f'r
but Il makes many trips
That stiffness which SIS due 90
rheumatism is seldom mistaken fol.
dignity.
when love meander5 down tho ave.
nue. common sense sneaks up the
alley.
The ocean OF life Is filled with
breakers; that Is why 80 many OF us
20 broke.
Talk is so cheap that BARRIERS arc
willing TO give lot OF II free with
enctf shave.
A woman Is seldom satisfied when
an old dress Is forced 20 do her n
good turn.
Did you ever notice that the size or
trouble depends on whether II IL com.