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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO
SUFFER


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Q. What Is the beginning Of sicknessi
q. What is Constipation?
A. Failure of the bowels TO- carry of the
waste matter which lies in the a~limentary
canal where IL decays and poisons the en-
tire system. Eventually the results are
death under the name Of some other dis
ease. Note the deaths from typhoid fever
and appendicitis, stomach and bowel trou.
bic at the present time.
Q. What causes Constipation?
A. Neglect to respond to the call Of na-
ture promptly. Lack Of exercise. Excess
sive brain work. Mental emotion and inn
Q. What are the results of neglected Con-
stipation?
:. A. Constipation causes more suffering
matism, colds, feyers, stomach, bowel,
kidney, lung and heart troubles, etc. IL
is the one disease that starts all Others.
Indigestion, dyspepsia, diarrhoea, loss of
sleep and strength are it's symptoms-piles,
appendicitis and fstula, are caused by
Constipation. Its consequences are known
to all physicians, but few sufferers realize
en- become confirmed ;nvalids as q result
Of Constipation.
Q. Do physicians recognize this?
A. Yes. The first question your doctor
asks you is ARE you constipatcd?" That
Is the secret.
Q. Can it be cured?
A. Yes, with proper treatment. The
common error il to resort to physics, such
as pills, salts, mineral water, castor oil, in
Jcctions, ETC., every one of which is in
furious. They weaken and increase the
malady. You know this by your own ex-
perience.
Q. What then should be done to cure il?
A. Get a bottle of Mull's Grape Tonic
at once. Mulls Grape Tonic will posi-.
lively cure Constipation and Stomach
Trouble in the shortest space of time. No
other remedy has before been known to
cure Constipation Positively and perma-
Q. What is Murl's Grape Tonic?
A. 1t is q Compound with 40 per cent.
of the juice of Concord Grapes. It exerts
. peculiar strengthening, heaMng inhu-
ence upon the intestines. so that they can
do their work unaided. The process is
gradual, but sure. It is not a physic, but
IL cures Constipation, Dysentery, Stomach
and Bowel Trouble. Having q rich. fruity
grape flavor, it is pleasant to take. As q
tonic it is unequal1ed, insuring the system
against disease. 1t strengthens and builds
up waste tissue.
Q: Where can Mull's Grape Tonic be
A. Your druggist sells It. The dollar
bottle contains nearly three times the So
cent size.
GOOD for ailing children and nursing
mothers.
A free bottle to all who have never used
it because we know it will cure you,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
AWFUL ITCHING ON SCALP.
Hair Finally Had to Be Cut to Save
Any-Scalp Now in Good Con.
dition-Cured by C~uticura.

II used the Cuticura Soap and Ointment
for q diseased scalp, dandruf, and con
slant falling Of hair. Finally I had to cut
my hair to- save any at all. Just at that
time | read about the Cuticura Remedies.
Once every week ]! s~hampoced my. hair
Ointment twice a week. In two months
time my hair was long enough to do up in
French twist. That il now FIVE years
ago, and l have a lovely head Of hair. The
length is six inches below my waist line,
my scalp is in very good condition, and no
more dandruf or itching of the scalp. /
used other remedies that were recon-
suits. Mrs. w. f. Oriess, Clay Center.
Neby Oct. %. 1906"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
Robbed in Church.

just think what an outrage It is to be
robbed of all the benefits Of the services
by continuous coughing throughout the
congregation, Wien AntiG ripine is guar.
T. w. Diemer, NJ. D., Manufacturer,
Springfield. Mo.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Thousands toll Of
cures made by Doan'a
Kidney Pills. John G.
Coleman, q prominent
merchant of Swsins-
boro, Go. says: For
several years my kid
neys were affected,
and my back sched
day and night. / was
1anguid, nervous and
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

lame in the morning. Doan's Kidney
Pills helped me right away, and the
great relief that followed has been
permanent"
Sold by all dealers 50 cents q boz.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
commsrcialism

"Do you think this government b
safe?"
Zone Of the best investments know
off," answered the sordii politician. "1ts
possibilities for paying dividends haven't
been scratched as yet."-Washington Star.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
Glad to Drop the Subject.

Stock Broker Ito future son-in-law)-
I've been making inquiries about you.
Gayboy-And I about you.
"Oh, have you? Then we'll talk about
something else."-New Yorker.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
STATE HAPPENINGS.


Jefferson City--The grand jury re-
turned indictments against Convicts
Ryan, Vaughan and Raymond, charg-
ing them with the murder Of Oficers
Clay and Allison In their attempted
escape from the p~enitentiary on Mo-
vember "a. They were brought into
court and the indictments read 70
them. Judge Martin appointed Edwin
Silver and Il. L. King. attorneys, to de-
fend them. No indictment has SO far
been returned against H. e. Spencer,
who is alleged to have furnished the
revolvers with which the officers were
killed, and It ID quite probable that
n will be returned, but he will be
proceeded against by information Of
the prosecuting attorney. An informa-
ton has been prepared to be filed In
case he is apprehended, and Is would
have been needed to secure reouisition
papers for his return.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Turn, Fortune, turn thy wheel. Give
us bottom spokes a SHOWN. o. Plea
yune.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

TO Cure a Cold in One Day
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money II it fails to cure.
4. w. Crows signature Is on each box. CSC
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Usually when a man reaches the turn
in the lane he finds that it turns in the
wrong direction.-Chicago Daily News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
A Missouri Nonoxenarian.

Sedalia-Jabez H. Potter, aged 81,
one Of the wealthiest men OF Cooper
county. died at his home near Otter
Vile. He was q Mason and native Of
Missouri. He owned a general store
In Otterville and many hundreds acres
Of land. For more than 80 years he
lived on the farm where he died.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE
Cure tho Kidneys and the Pain win
Never Return.

Only one sure way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

The genuine has q date and number
stamped on the label-take no other from
your druggist.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Columbia--The following officers OF
IN Missouri University Glee club have
been chosen: President, s. "A. Dew:
director. Prof. Fritz Kruli; manager,
]. ". Goodson.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Depot Burma nj Aurora.

Aurora-Frisco depot, Oldest building
In the city. burned down. Several hun
bred dollars worth Of freight was de-
stroyed. Aurora is now without a
depot, Notwithstanding the fact that
the city has three railroads.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

The simple life is mighty good for peo-
pie with govt.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
Wheat Crop In No Danger.

Columbus-Secretary George B. Ell
lis of the state board Of agriculture
says no fears need be entertained for
safety Of the wheat crop on account of
the recent heavy snowstorm. ION the
contrary" said Mr.. Ellis. "a snow at
any time during the winter is always
beneficial to the only crop now in the
ground"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

st. Louis-The police board hassdis-
missed Detective Lee -Killian and Pa
trolmen Roach and Powderlt. Capt
John M. Pickel and Patrolman Michael
O'Connell will be tried on charges Of
neglect Of duty.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Marble Hill-Dr. s. N. McAnally,
whose license ives revoked by the state
board Of health because he wrote a
whisky prescription in Bollinger coun-
ty. where local option is in force, will
contest the boards power in the SUI
preme court. Briefs have already been
led in Jefferson City.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
40
FREE BOTTLE

40 FREE BOTTLE 1136
FREE. Send this coupon with your name and
address. your druggists name and 10c. to pay
postage and We Will supply you . sample free, IL
you have never used Aullss Grape Tonic, and
Will also send yOu . certificate good for 81 20
toward the purchare Of more Tonic from your
druggist.
MULL's GRAPE Tonic Co 147 Third Ave.
Rock Island, nj.
0fcs Fun Address md Write Piainly.
IS cent. 90 can't and d. 90 bottles at all druggists.
The SlUy bottle contains about ak times as much
rs the q cont bottle and about three times n
much - the. SO cent bottle. There IL q rreae
saving In buying the q 90 size.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
Hor.eman Arrested In st. JOSEF,

HOrHcman Arrested In 81. JOseph.
st. Joseph. H. Robinson, aged 38,
o farmer and well-known horseman,
who is wanted on complaint of the
First national bank at Stewartsville,
was arrested here by Detective Ryan,
Just as he entered the home Of his wife.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Scott County Burglars Liberated.
Jefferson City-Gov. Folk has COM
muted the sentences Of Arthur Lindsay
and Lee ]. King. sent up from Scott
county in 1904 to serve three years
each for burglarizing an express office,
and they have been set at liberty,
James A.. Alternately, LAWYER, Dead.
Farmington-James A. Abernathy,
aged As, died Of congestion OF the
brain. He was one Of the best known
lawyers In this section OF the state,
and served ten years Is prosecuting at
torney of st. Francois county.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Nevadar-After an Investigation, the
board Of mAuagers Of state hospital fos
the insane No. 5 has e~xonerated the
Snanagemsnt nom all graft charges.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Butler--It has been authoritatively
stated that Judge W. w. Graves, Of
this city, will not resign as Judge Of
this circuit. Several reports have been
circulated to the effect that Judge
Graves was thinking Of resigning to
become a candidate for congress. 1t is
generally understood, however, that
Judge Graves has not contemplated
taking such a step.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12

Aurpra-Charles Cherry. Z young
mnn. was instantly killed while hunt
iue I teW miles north of hers. His
nun was accidentally dt5chafSed.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
Loafers Must shovel snow.

Macon-Police Judge Dysart has is
sued a strict order to the police de-
partment to arrest every man or boy
found lettering around town. and pre-
fer a charge Of vagrancy. On convic-
ton, the defendant will be put to work
shoveling snow from walks surround
ing municipal property. mo degree OF
standing is exempted. The boy of
wealthy parents will be arrested as
quickly as the professional tramp" re-
marked Judge Dysart, III he fails to
show habits of industry"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-01-12
Confederate Home Omcers.

Higginsville-At the annual meeting
OF the board of managers of the con-
federate home Of Missouri, held here,
officers were elected as follows: w. s..
McClintic, Monroe City, president, vice
Maj. James Bannerman, st. Louis, who
recently resigned; Maj. c. H. Van
diver, Higginsville, vice-president; w.
H. KEENAN,, Mexico, secretary; B. r.
Merdock, Platte City, treasurer.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Mirror Better Than Medicine.

ward patient in Roosevelt hospi.
tai grew gradually weaker without
any apparent reason. ''She's fretting
herself to death about something"
said the nurse. :'If she would confide
in me think she would get better"
BY and by the patient did open her
mind and heart. IF could only see
myself, she walled, I'D feel differ.
ent. l know | must look like death
or you'd let me have a looking glass y
1t was against the rules to supply pa.
tients in that ward with mirrors, but
the nurse, recognizing the gravity of
that particular case, smuggled in a
small hand glass. The result was mir
aculous. why, dear me, said the
sick woman, Il don't look half so bad
as l. supposed | did" And from that
hour she began to improve--New
York Sun.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
TUNNELS OF WELBEck ABBEY
Estate Of Duke of Portland Con
pIeteIy Honeyeombed.

Welbeck, the Duke of Portlands S
residence, has the most unique en-
trance of any house in the world. for
1t is nothing more or less than a sub
terranean passage. On passing
through the gates the visitor is con-
Quoted into a yawning tunnel. through
which the daylight filters by means
OF great bulbs of glass let into the
roof. This tunnel is wide enough
for two carriages to pass abreast. AS
is we'll known. the late duke scrupul-
ously stunned his fellow creatures,
and he built this, grim underground
gallery in order that he might 20
backwards and forwards without be-
ing seen. The whole of the estate is
undermined with tunnels, which
branch off in every direction from
the abbey, and each has it's own secret
means of entrance and exit, while fif-
teen of them have their termini in
lodges whose rooms also are built un-
derground, and which can only be
opened with the dukes master-key.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
WORD OF MoHAMMEpAN ORIGIN.
Term "kaffir" Is Applied to All Un.
believers.

Term "kaffir" Is Applied to All Un.
believers.
Very curious has been the history
OF the word .'kafir.' The French ex.
plorers who have been opening up
the Sudan and Sahara find that they
are called kaffirs by the Mohamme.
dams, while Sir Henry Rawlinson once
said that the loveliest oriental lady he
had ever seen was kaffir slave at
kabul. When she had loosened her
golden hair she could cover herself
completely as with veil. This name
OF kaf1ir is as worldwide as Islamism,
Ior 1t is the name Of "unbeliever" ap-
pied by true Mohammedans to those
that refuse the faith. The Portuguese
found it applied to the negroes of
East Africa by their Arab predeces-
sors and handed it on to the Dutch
and to the English. The kaf1r slave
at kabul belonged to one of those
black-clad mountain tribes in the heart
OF Afghanistan who till 1895 defied
their Moslem neighbors and on their
dizzy precipices gloated on their idol
airy. These Afghan kaffirs claim to;
De descended from the Greeks who
came with Alexander in his conquest
of the east.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Marked Stationery.

Just a few very exclusive people
have tried 1.-THE mother-of-pearl
marked stationery The idea is SO
extremely luxurious that only the rich
have been able to indulge in this vag-
ary of fashion. It goes with the taste
that demands strawberries out of sea-
son and American Beauties when they
are $15 Dozen This monogram is
made entirely of exquisite mother-of-
pearl and is so affixed to the top of
the stationery that it cannot be taken
OFF by the toughest handling. 1t is so
attractive that, the temptation is very
great to indulge in it, and already
several Philadelphians use the
mother-of-pearl trimmings on their
stationery. ry.-Philadelphia Record.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
An Ideal Womanhood.

Above all other things, woman
who would be charming must possess
a true and noble heart, full of love
and sympathy for her fellow beings,
and an intelligent mind, capable of
seeing matters from more than one
standpoint. Any fair one thus en-.
dowed by nature undeniably has with
in herself the possibilities for ideal
Womanhood, for from these character
which make woman loved, admired
and needed by those around her, says
Woman's Life.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
OREAMERs HAVE NO MEMORY.
Why Nothing Surprises the Sleeper in
His Wanderinas.

His Wanderings.
No one is ever surprised in dream.
A man dreaming is at one moment
bathing in the sea, and at the next
moment soaring in balloon; but the
sudden and inexplicable change does
not surprise him. Nor is he surprised
to meet in the flesh friends long dead;
nor is he surprised to find himself do
ing deeds that really are beyond him,
as winning the love of notable beau
ties, or knocking out champion heavy
weights
The reason is that dreamers have
no memory. In real life to be pur.
sued through the streets by a lion
would be astonishing; but this acci-
dent would be accepted in dream as
horrible, but quite commonplace, the
memory not being there to say that
IT., is unheard of for lions to pursue
one in the cities.
IN the same way. in dreams, men
are not surprised to- find themselves
ballooning because they don't remem.
Der that they We're never up in bal
loon before. and they are not surpris-
ed to find themselves conversing with
dead people. because they don't re-
membed that these people are dead.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Proof of Puny Ancestors.

The kaiser has been trying on suits
of medieval armor lately, and he has
discovered that they were meant for
smaller men than the average mod
ern German, so he concludes that the
stature OF the race is increasing. His
discovery and conclusion coincide
with those OF other men, and indeed
in the suits of armor which one
sees in collections here and abroad
any "girthy citizen would feel crib
bed, cabined and confined" Whether
the human race has grown much
toward heaven, it has certainly grown
out toward the fence. as the homely
saying has it.-New York Mail
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Broadnoors Insane Artist,

There was a man named Dadd
some OF whose pictures expect will
be exhibited in short time in Lon
don. He showed extraordinary power
and ii he had not become insane he
would have rivaled, if not outdis
tanced, Watts. He only recently died
at the Criminal Lunatic Asylum at
Broadmoor. He painted many pic
lures, a number of which were sold;
but it was thought by the government
that it was improper that these pic.
lures should be sold in open market;
and the superintendent of Broadmoo,
therefore allowed him to paint the
walls, which he continued to do in a
very elaborate way.-Dr. Savage
quoted in Guys Hospital Gazette.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Repentance.

A teacher in trying to explain to
her scholars the meaning of repent
ance, used this illustration: Sup
pose bad boy were to steal an or
ange, and his good mother should
catch him with it and take him by the
hand gently and tell him how wicked
it is and how very grieved she was,
don't you think, now, that this little
boy ought to feel sorry" One of the
scholars eagerly replied. Eyes, mum. T"
And why, Marmaduke?' Cause he
hadn't eaten the orange befo' his mo
cotch him and tuck it away from
him. The Tatler.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
USED HATcHET TO CUT WINE
Ih's Not in Alaska, But in Flanders
Some Record Winters.

ms Not in Alaska, But in Flanders
Some Record Winters.
In SO6 the Rhone was frozen over
IN ll3S the Po was frozen from Gre
mona TO the sea. In 1894 loaded wag-
ons crossed the Adriatic in front of
Venice
In 1905 all the rivers in France
were frozen over. In 1924 it was
passable from Denmark to Lubec and
Dantzlc ON the ice. In 1884 all the
rivers OF Province and Italy were
frozen; at Paris the frost lasted two
months and 20 days.
m 1853 it was necessary to break
up the wine in Flanders with hat
chets in order to serve it out to the
sailors. IN 1914 the same became nee
essary in France. In 1894 the sea was
frozen from Marseilles to Venice.
IN 1867 the s ne was entirely
frozen over. In 1857 the Seine was
frozen for thirty-fve successive DAYS.
In 1903 the Adriatic and the Medi-
terranean, from Marseilles to Genoa,
were frozen. In 1915 shops were
erected on the Thames.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Guilty Of Unconscious Profanity,

A leading football player of few
years ago, who is now in business
IN this city, was as careful of his
conduct off the field as he was as-
gressive ON the field He was captain
OF the eleven in his senior year and
his friends were shocked more than
once at the vigorous supply of pro.
family that he turned on in the foot,
ball practice when things did not 20
to suit him. Finally he was requested
by the, faculty to side track the swear
ing. He was amazed at this action
on the fac,llty's part, for he declared
that he was utterly unconscious OF
the fact that he had offened. His
character was such as to leave nc
doubt that he spoke the truth. Even
after the faculty warning he some.
times broke out.-New York Sun.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Customers Do Not Kick.

A mule by any other name would
kick just as hard as Maud" does.
The same fabric with any other name
would wear just as long as Saxony-
Cheviot. But you know and we know
that when you buy Saxony-C -Chveiot
that it will wear until the proverbial
cows come home-that it will never
shine-that it will retain its 'tpress"
longer than ordinary fabric that it is
Just about the most dressy fabric that
could be put into a $50 suit. That's
the price we ask for a made-for-you
suit of it. Lideen & Co. Tailors, 114
f. Tth ST.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Diagnosis Of Headache,

There are more than fifty kinds OF
headache said a physician, and suf
ferers from the more common forms
may cure themselves by locating the
cause and treating themselves ac
cordingly. The more frequent forms
are a dull pain across the forehead
due to dyspepsia; a pain in the back
of the head, due to the liver; burn.
ing pain in both temples, due to NAL.
nutrition; an ache on the top Of the
head as though a weight pressed on
the skull, due to overwork; an ache
between the brows, just above the
base OF the nose, due to the eye
strain"
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
No Words Wasted.

Some amusing instances OF laconic
correspondence are given in Notes
and Queries. Gen. Sir Robert Boyd
was remarkable for the brevity of his
dispatches. Whilst governor of Glib
raltar, he is said to. have written to
his agent, Mr.. Browne, in England,
for his own private stores in three
words: Browne beef boyd The
reply which accompanied the stores
was equally laconic: "Boyd-beef-
Browne"
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
Why An Old Bachelor.

Il have not married so l may have
quiet life said the bachelor. .'Had
| married a good wife l would have
been afraid to lose her; bad one,
I would have been unhappy. Had /
taken a poor girl we would have lived
wretchediy;, rich one, and she
would have had cause to taunt me
with her money. Had she been ugly
l could not have loved her; beautiful.
and | would have been eternally jeal-
GUS. Therefore, have not married,
and yet life IN nuisance
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
N. 3. MARSHALL,
Carpenter and Builder, e42 jackson

Carpenter and Builder, 642 Jackson
Street.
We have in our midst first class
carpenter and builder in the person OF
Mr.. N. B. Marshall 642 Jackson st.
He will also give prompt attention to
iobbing and general repairing, paint
Ing and decorating. Estimates fur
nished upon application. Telephone
N. w. Dale 3S1 J-2. He has 80 lots
on University avenue for sale on a
cash payment Of $25. and a monthly
payment OF $40. Will build houses on
these lots to suit purchasers on month.
5lv- navnnants DON'T MISS THIS
OPPORTUNITY. ..s.
The Appeal., 1906-05-05
J.S.MlLLs'L UNcH 9 SANDWICH RooM.
Ne. Robe phonek. w.
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The Appeal., 1906-05-05

81. PHILIPS EPISCOPAL MISSIO~,
corner Aurora avenue and Mackubin strea<.
Sunday services: Early celebration of BeIS
Eucharist, 1880 a. M. High celebration q
Holy Eucharist first and third Sundays,
Loo a. N. Mathis, second and fourth
sundays. I:GO a. 10. SunI.y school, IL 30
p. n. Brotherhood OF st. Andrew, $3.50 o.
10: Vespers, 1:30 D. m. Week services:
Wednesdays, confirmation class, 500 i. 10.
fridays. evening prayer. 500 D. M. Satur
Gays, Holy Eucharist, 9 \. NJ. Rev A.
FL. Lealtad. 112 Carroll.