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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
TREATED AT HOSPITALS.
Services of Surgeons Needed by Sew
eral Patients.

While on his way to work this morning
about o'clock Charles MognitZ fifty wears
of age, residing at 124J Union street south
west, fell upon the sidewalk near 9th and
NJ streets, sustaining a fracture of his right
leg. He was given treatment at the Emer-
genCy Hospital.
A colored woman named Annie NehhItt
residing a 40 Locust court southwest. vas
treated at the Emergency Hospital last
night about II o'clock for an injury TO her
head. She explained that cOlored man had
struck her with picture frame The sur
geOns found that she had received ONLY a
slight scalp wound.
Francis Gross. colored, twenty-five wears
OF age, participated in row near New
Jersey avenue and NJ street about AZ
o'clock this morning. He received several
cuts about the body. but none of them was
of a serious nature The wounded man went
to the Homeopathic Hospital and received
treatment.
Frank +. Tyding, thirty-three wears Of
age, whose home is at 5:'s sth street south
east, was treated at Providence Hospital
last night for the loss of finger Tydinp
who is employed as a tlagman on the Penn
sylvanla railroad, was working In car
when his hand was caught between two car
wheels and his finger amputated
Charles L. Byrnes thirty-four wears of
age, who gave his address as 1894 oh
street, was found near Florida avenue and
9TH street last night about 10 o'clock suf-
fering from painful bruises to his face He
stated that he did not know just how he
had received the injuries. The police took
him to Freedmen's Hospital for treatment.
G. p. Pitt, hfty-two years of age en-
ployed as a postal clerk. accidentally fell
yesterday afternoon while boarding a car
at the Baltimore and Ohio depot and s,ls-
tanned a painful injury to his leg. Mr. Pitt.
whose home is at 207 street, was taken
TO the Emergency Hospital and given treat
ment.
William Roache. forty-eight years of age.
| residing at 52s sth street northeast, called
at the Emergency Hospital about O'Clock
yesterday afternoon and was treated for a
fracture of his frontal bone sprained
wrist and several other injuries. His ex-
| PLANTATION was that he had been assaulted
| by three men while in the stable in the rear
| of the gas office, Alb 10th street. He gave
| the name of one of his alleged assailants
| and said he could identify the others The
| surgeons found that he was not in a serious
| condition. and he was able to go home after
| he had received treatment
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
TQASTS TO TWO RULERS
ITALY'S KING AND PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.

A toast for their mother country and its
ruler and another for their adopted country
and its President, proposed by the toast
master P. Giuliani, were heartily respond
ed to by sixty Italians at the banquet given
last evening In honor of Rear Admiral Cali
and several officers of the Italian cruiser
Fieramosca. The entertainment was given
under the auspices of the Comitato Dante
Alighieri, the United Italian Societies and
the Italian colony.
The Italian embassy was officially repre-
scented by Lieut.. Carlo Pfister. naval at
tache, who read a letter of regrets from
Signor Gulio Cesare Montagna, the charge
d affars, now at Manchester, N. H. Lieut..
Pfster. at the conclusion of the toasts. ad-
dressed a few words to the assembly, wish
ing all the success due Italians and the
italian colony in this city.
P. Giavlna, secretary Of the Comitato
Dante Alighieri, made a brief speech in
which he quoted the words of the Italian
ambassador spoken some years ago to the
effect that Italians in America will win
the recognition they deserve II in settling
here they become American citizens.
The Italian consular agent at Baltimore,
P. Schiafflno then rose and praised the work
of the Italian navy and its success and then
complimented Admiral Cali for his long
Italian.
Throughout the evening section Of the
Marine Band rendered operate and patri-
otto airs, which were enthusiastically re-
ceived.
The guests were: Admiral Cali, Lieut.. Pts
ter, Capt. r. Mazzinghi, Lieut. S. Casano.
aid to the admiral; Lieut.. E. Russo and
Ensigns Roberti, Maresca and Fusco.
Those representing the societies and the
colony were: G. di Giorgio, P. Giuliani, G..
A. Pessagno. 1. Geraci, P. Giavina. s. Deslo,
P. Radice, o. Balducci, v. di Giorgio. l..
Caposella, G. Verdi. r. Iuori, T. Amato. F.
Geraci, M. Robertiello G. Marine, F..
Marino, V. Accordina, A. Chicca. c. Mes
sina, A. Mistretta, A. Licausi, A. de Marco,
g. Nasella, A. PUGET. M. Leverino, r..
Scaldaferro, V. de Nunzio, L. d'Ambrosio,
f. Bottazzi, G. Zanier, A. Messineo, f.
Amato, NJ. Fforentino G. Trompetta. r.
di Giorgio. P. Messina, V. ScaIco, A. G.
BUTT, P. Leverone. M. Mellino. L. Croato,
M. Cuneo, V. Marine and T. Messna.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
MORRIS WAS "SOAH."
Denies He Struck the Officer, but
Fined Nevertheless.

Policeman Calhoun of the fourth precinct
presented a very badly torn coat to Judge
Mills in the Police Court yesterday evil
dence to show that Mason Morris. whom he
had arrested the evening previous for dis
orderly conduct, had assaulted him. The
policeman stated that he was having hard
struggle with the prisoner until Police
man Jones came to the rescue, and the
two placed Morris in the cell.
'Ah amt nevah done struck dat officeh,"
declared Morris. 'He done struck me ovah
de head with his blackjack
Have you any marks?' asked Prose-
cutting Attorney Ralph Given.
mo, sab, but Use soah all through heah,"
he stated rubbing his chest.
You We're hit in the head and are sore
in the chest" commented Mr.. Given.
Judge Mills imposed sentences for both
disorderly conduct and assault, aggrega ting
SO fine, forty-fve days Imprisonment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
EXCURSIONS TOMORROW.

Trains leave District line station f or
Chesapeake Beach at 9;25 am. anu o.'o
pm.
Norfolk and Washington steamers TOT ,
Fort Monroe. Norfolk and all points SOU I'll
every day in the year at $50 pm
Electric trains from 18th street and Penn
sylvania avenue for Mount Vernon houIF'
10 a. m. to 3 pm. Arlington and AicHahur Id
every twenty minutes.
Cars from station at Aqueduct bridge lot
Arlington, Fort Myer and rams Chulch
naIf noC-ly-
Kenslngton Railway Company station,
Chevy Chase Lake; cars from chevy Chase
Lake to Kensington. Md. every iair hour.
Ferry steamers Woodbury. and Callahan
to Alexandria half hourly from $50 am. 70
$50 pm.
Steamers of the Maryland, Delaware and
Virginia Railway Company for Baltimore
leave wharf at p. m. as per schedule.
Electric trains of the Great Falls and Old
Dominion railroad leave station 36th ana
NJ streets for Great Falls every half hour.
Steamer Charles Manchester for Mount
Vernon leaves 9TH street wharf at ~ am
and $50 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

The public streets cannot be used as an
automobile stable, declared Judge Mullowny
in the Police Court yesterday. He was con-
sdering the case Of Robert II. Dove,
charged with a violation of the police regu-
lations in that he left his automobile stand
ing in the street September 10 on 1.-The night
of said day. His honor imposed fine
of S.
The testimony showed that Mr.. Dove was
in court September IL and his personal
bonds were taken then, on condition that he
remove the automobile. AT that time he
had taken the tires off the machine and it
was left standing in the street until new
tires could be procured. Mr.. Dove admit
ted that, as he had no stable he had no
place to keep the auto.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Burial With Military Honors.

The funeral of the late George B. Hill, a
veteran regular army soldier, whose death
occurred at the Soldiers Home, will take
place at 6 O'Clock this evening at the ceme-
terry In the home grounds. The services will
be attended by the members of the sew
eral local garrlsons Of the Army and Navy
Union.
The deceased soldier was thirty-one years
old. From 1899 he served in the 3Sth VOL
unteer Infantry, and in 1901 he was trans
ferred to the Hospital Corps. From 1904 to
March 8, 1906, he was with the detached
cavalry, and was discharged on account of
disability incurred in line Of duty in the
Philippines.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
We Make Beautiful Rugs

From old WORKOUT carpets. Thorp Car
Cleaning Co., 4sS Maine ave. s.w. se153t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Recommended to All
Mothers.

II have used Cutcura Ointment for chatting Of
infants, and they grew older all skin diseases
given treatment with that and the Cuticura
Soap. 1 never found it necessary to call doctor.
rected. / glad to recommend them to all
mothers" Sincerely yours. Mrs + A Kennard,
June 81, 1905. st. Paul Park, MINI.
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills are sold
throughout the world. Potter Drug & Chem. Corp
Sole Props, Boston.
u Mailed Free. How to Care for the Skim
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Fine Was Fifty Dollars.

Armed with two razors, according to the
police, Charles Tolson tried to get re-
volver from a trunk in his mothers house
at go Shows court northwest Tuesday
night. When he was interfered with he
smashed a clock and became belligerent.
Policeman Dulin of the third precinct was
called and Tolson ran into vacant house
nearby and defied the officer to arrest him.
Tolson was charged in the Police Court
yesterday with destroying private property,
and his honor imposed a fine of $50, with
Imprisonment of four months as the equiv
alent.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Sues for Maintenance,

Martha Frances Beall has filed suit in the
District Supreme Court to compel her hus-
band, Avery Benson Beall, to provide for
her maintenance and also TO support her
minor adopted child. She informs the court
that they were married In this city in Oc-
tober, 1sSS. and states that the defendant
is an employing carpenter with an income
of about 1.2tD per year. She alleges de
sertion. Attorney II. WinshIp Wheatley
appears for the petitioner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

Academy-Cecil Spooner in The Girl Raj
fees" S:l5 pm.
Belasco-The Great Lafayette and al-star
vaudeville, Sis pm.
Columbia-"The Heir to the Hoorah. s:lo
pm.
Chase's-Houdini and polite vaudeville.
Sis pm.
Majestic-"The Hall Room Boys" $40
pm.
National-HcnrIetta Crosman in "Ai-of-a-
Sudden Peggy" S:16 pm.
New Lyceum-"The Mummy Girls $40
pm.
Observation-Disclosures Park a fairyland
of amusements, afternoon and night.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
$1,000 Niagara Falls Excursion.

September IS. Baltimore and Ohio
SPECIAL train Of Standard Coaches and
Pullman Farlor Cars. leaving Washington
go am september p Via Philadelphia and
picturesque Lehigh Valley. Liberal sion
overs returning. Tickets good ten DAYS.
soc Trips from Niagara. Sl.0o to Toronto.
500 10 Thousand islands and return,-Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Railway Sued for Damages.

Jesse F. Hall has filed suit in the Dis
trict Supreme Court against the Capital
Traction Company for damages in the sum
Of $4,000 for alleged personal injuries.
The complainant AYERS that while driving
horse attached to wagon on 18th street
southwest June last the vehicle was run
down by car Of the defendant company,
and he was thrown to the ground and per-
manently injured. He is represented by
Attorney Leon Tobriner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Felt Dishonored.

Thomas Duvall, colored, was seen beg
cling while on d street early yesterday, and
he was later In Judge Mullowny's court to
answer a charge OF vagrancy.
GLOW DO you feel about YOURSELF" Judge
Mullowny asked.
81 feel dishonored at myself" Duvall re-
piled. but ! don't want no time, Judge"
Fifteen days." directed Judge Mullowny.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Col. Alex. Campbell Dead.

Col. Alexander Campbell, son of Rev.
Alexander Campbell. the founder of Beth
any College, died at Bethany, w. Va, Tues
day night. Mr.. Campbell was well known
In the south, and was prominent in politi-
cal circles. lie had held several federal
posts of prominence.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
CITY AND DISTRICT.

An automobile and a bicycle collided
while near Florida avenue and 18th street
yesterday afternoon about $50 o'clock,
Marcellus Bailey, fifty-two years of age, be-
ing thrown from the bicycle and slightly
injured. He was able to go home without
assistance.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Held for Grand Jury.

John \. Lefingwell was arraigned in
the Police Court yesterday on a charge of
the larceny OF So from Nicholas Belts a
few days ago. Leftingwen pleaded not
guilty, waived the preliminary hearing be-
fore the Police Court and was held for the
Rction of the grand jury. Bond was fixed
al $500 10y Judge Mills, and that was given.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

While alighting from electric car on
Brightwood avenue last night about $50
o'clock, Mary Lewis colored, forty years OF
age, resident of Takoma Park, fell and
sustained a painful cut over her right eye.
She refused hospital treatment and went
home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Money to lend at 4. and CO on real Is.
tate. Frank T. Rawlings Co.. 1905 Pa. ave.
advertisement.
Mysteriously Disappears.

The police have been asked to look out
for Frederick A. Ranke twenty-nine years
of age. who Is reported to have disappeared
from his home, 3O4 9th street southeast, last
Saturday night. According to the report
made TO the police the young man left his
home for the purpose of going to the East
ern market to make some purchases. He
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Ride Out to Great Falls Tonight

and see the beautiful illumina tons. Music
and dancing. Great Falls and Old Dominion
Ry. cars every half hour from Both and NJ
Transfers both ways with Cap. Trac
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Habeas Corpus Petition Denied.

Chief Justice Clabaugh has denied the pc
tition for a writ Of habeas corpus filed by
Attorney F. Edward Mitchell in the case of
T. Eaxon Atherton. who Ia wanted hx the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Music and Dancing at Great Falls

every evening, Fine Nominations Great
Falls and Old Dominion Ry. cars half hourly
from 36th and NJ. Transfers with Cap. Trac.
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Lumber at Old Prices.

Lumber Trust Broken.
$3.50 Flooring reduced to $3.50 per 1oo H.
Libby d Co. 9th st. and n. Y. ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
CITY ITEMS.

Ask for Jno. G.. Meinberg's Bread
II you're exacting as to the quality OF your
table supplies. 1t invariably satisfies the
most particular. Your grocer ought to sell
1t; If he doesnt .notify Bakery. 716 18th st.s.e.
1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
IL G. G. C. A. Muddiman & Co. G & IL.
Chicago-Jewel Gas Ranges always best.

Report was made to the police last night
of the loss Of two sets of false teeth. Mrs.
f. =. Chrismond, residing at 800 NJ street,
made the report. She said the teeth are
worth SIS and that they were taken from
her home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Will Of Nicholas Cahill.

The will of Nicholas Cahill, dated June
IA, 1906, has been filed for probate. All Of
the estate is devised to his widow for the
remainder Of her natural life. At her death
it is to be divided among the children.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Columbia Heights Branch Office.

Eppley's drug store, at 14th and yelling
place, receives Want ads at regular
rates. Wants. Rooms for Rent, Lost and
Found, Things for Sale, etc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
$1.OO Harpers Ferry and Martins

burg; s1.35 Berkeley Springs; 500 Cumber-
land and return, from Baltimore and Ohio
station, sos am. Sunday, September 30.
Returning from Cumberland 6, Berkeley
Springs Z, Martinsburg 8 and Harpers
Ferry $40 pm. same day.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
When You Deposit Your Money

in banking dept. of Union Trust Co, 1414 F
st. you will have every banking advantage.
Interest paid. deposits subject to check
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Good Beer Has No Superior

NJ a health builder. cold Glory is a strict
~ high-class dark beer-brewed carefully,
aged perfectly. Delicious and wholesome.
For case phone Abner-Drury Brew. Co.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

Finest Hyacinth, Tulip and Crocus
Bulbs for immediate planting. P. Mann &
Co., 207 18th st. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

Small Lumber Orders Are as Welcome
here as the larger. Prompt attention always.
Eisnger Bros. 2109 It'll st. NV. Phone.
se26-d ,eSu,3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

La Fetra's Refreshments for Churches.
High quality. Liberal reductions to charities.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Grapes.

5000 S-lb. baskets best quality for making
wine; lowest price. Jos. Di Giorgio g. Co.,
e2l Louisiana ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
A Small Ad in The Star

works wonders in filing vacant furnished
tried it?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

Old Carpets Rewoven Into Reversible
rugs. Drop postal. Home Weaving Co. ,612 F.
seq
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

Try a Salt Air Trip to Baltimore.
Palatial steamers. Electric lighted. I'm
excelled cuisine. See excursions.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

We Store and Sell Furniture.
Brown & Tolson, Aucts., 1909 H st. selS-dto1
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
ANYTHING to Sell

by pubic auction? Include 1t in Saturday s
| sale at Weschler's, 92O Pa ave. NV. se24-4t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
80 Per Cent
Auto Must Be Kept Off Street

OF buyers and renters apply to Stone 6.
Fairfax, 1912 New York ave.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

All Amateur Pictures Printed, Sc Up.
In real Velox WHITSON'S, 712 9th st. NV.
| iy1o-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

Everything for the Amateur Photog'
rapher Wilson's, 9th N. of G. Open evenings
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
Coal That Will Burn, Stove, Nut and

Egg, S6I5; Furnace, $3.50; according to dis
tance. Spot cash. w. j. Zeh, 1887 G NV
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
A Dessert That Pleases Everybody.

Crisp. delicious Connecticut pies. Apple,
pumpkin and all other kinds. At grocers'
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
$2.75 Luray Caverns and Return,

including transfer and admission to cav.
erns, from Baltimore and Ohio station
S:O5 am. Sunday. September 81. Leave
Luray pm. same day-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27

Best Granulated Sugar, sc. Lb.;
ID. SOC. Tea, SOC; Best Flour, 81 IS bbl 81 20
"a bbl.; 4 qts. Beans. 25c.; Steaks, 1Oc. and
121ac.; Crackers. &c. and TIC; Fancy Cakes,
12c. Lemon Cakes, &C.. Snaps, &C.. L All No
Mints, 19c. ]. T. d. Pyles' stores. including
94S Louisiana ave. se28-3t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-09-27
C. & S. Ice Cream a Favorite Dessert.

It's refreshing and delicious. Druggists
advertisement.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-08
GLOBE SIGHTS.

LFror the Atchison Globe.]
Ympudence Is like consumption: No cure
for Il.
Preachers and lawyers are great on
quoting poetry.
If you make figures before election
people Will know what a bad guesser
you are.
When some people get into trouble
they enlist a lot Of people to help them
out.
When rme meet each other on
the road. they are as apt to visit too
long as own women.
What a comfortable world lis
would be If people didn't take such de-
light in making trouble for each otherl
After the preacher has given out
the text. his congregation, having seen
all the hats on display and heard the
music. is ready for him to dismiss
them any time.
We have noticed when a mother
says the baby needs an airing, and
she takes 1t out in the baby buggy, that
upon her return the front OF the bug
gy is filled with packages from the dry
goods stores.
Nearly every man thinks he is wide
" known. An Atchison mar said to-
day. Everybody knows me-" We
made a test of it: We asked the first
twelve men we met II they knew him,
and they said they had never heard of
him.
As much as a man likes to preach
to the women about the necessity of
them dressing well II they want to re-
tain their husbands affections, not a
man is ever willing to hold the baby
while his wife curls her hair.
IF you are selfish. and like to get
along in the world. you can not afford
to be dishonest. If you want to make
money, the surest way to accomplish
that result is to be reliable and hon
orable. The preaching done for a
correct life is not in the interest of re-
ligion, but for your own personal good.
As soon as a woman gets more mon
ey than she knows what to do with
she begins to hunt UP a dead relative
in whose memory she a put a stain
ed glass window in some church
though the dead relative may not ave
felt any longings for a stained glass
memorial window, may have even de-
rided them, n never went to church.
An Atchison. man n his wife sat
down last night and talked it over.
I'VE have been facing it for six
weeks he said. and dread of doing
what lies before US is not making it
any easier. We have It to do; let US
begin now" His wife agreed with
him and departed sadly for the cellar.
When she returned she carried a jar
Of preserved fruit. They had decided
to begin to eat their way through 1877
quarts Of peaches, a. quarts Of traw
berries. rs quarts Of cherries and 43
quarts OF p1unls put up last summer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-08
QUAKER REFLECTIONS

IFrom the Philadelphia Record
Patience is a virtue, especially in
our creditors.
A stitch in time is better than SOW
ing h wind.
4 man may be justified in kicking il
he finds a hair in his Welsh rabbit.
Some men are thrown in the shade
by their rivals and others stand in
their own light.
Some women's idea Of charity is to
knit bedside slippers for the benighted
Hottentots.
A synonym is a substitute. some
thing just as good. The average drug
gist is well supplied.
When you feel that the past IS dead
you should make sure that 1t isn't
merely a case of suspended animation.
The Cynical Bachelor rises to re-
a that it's when a woman can't get
a divorce that she regards marriage as
4 failure.
the sort of biscuits my mother used to
make" Mrs. Newlywed-"And Won
don't make h dough my father used
to make
IT'S a good thing we can't see our
selves as others see US remarked the
Wise Guy. Yes. a good thing for the
looking-glass people," added the Sim
pie Mug; lit would put them out OF
business"
so you attended the banquet last
night. Ell ~ said the man who Is fond
of good eating; II suppose the table
groaned under all the d~elicacies of the
season" Yes" replied the d~yspeptic.
sadly. "and so did I afterward.v