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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-13
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LOST AND FOUND.

FROM Ills HOME, APkih
Z it'll. a White French Poodle DOS III
awprin,r "a the name of ripoo. Return
TO jO7 North Ninth street, or l J, ~,
Z, a t,5,.s' a rsynrI Mrs II. LUTHER
q TERRY. HH
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-13

Varieties of cold grown roses, on their
own roots fifteen for $780,; two year old
roses. $500 per doz. Other plants q re-
. lticed prices: catalogue free. j. PAL
!! ArER GORDON, Florist, Ashland Va.
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SEALED PROPOSALS.
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RusnER BOOTS REPAIRED.

III ''uALFsoLED, HEELS CSC. P4ATCH7
es ibcI and upwards. Water bags and
rnhber goods tixed. .DREW'S EkECr
TRIO EH0A FACTORY. I'M u MIMI
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WATCH REPAIRING.

YOUR WATCH REPAIRED OR
cleaned by WAl TOBIEN, Jr., Is a
guarantee that 1t is done properly 20
years' experience. Cleaning. $l.0O; Main
Springs. 800, 4os East Broad street.
All work guaranteed.
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WANTED-AT ONCE. SIX GOOD HAIR
81, ness makers; steady work; good wages.
address. p. o. Box 172, Hampton, Va.
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STEAM DYE WORKS.

~ n N1Nr 1,y1S.
ing pressing, securing and repairing,
French cleaning speciality Phone t24l9.,
1873 East Main street.
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ANTED-TWO INEXPERIENCED GIRLS
for, clerical work in Offices must be
saliic'i and accurate AZ figures and write
good hand. Apply by letter only MIL.
Il LlEH & RliOADES.
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REAL2ESTATE WANTED.

,WANTED--A COUNTRY RESIDENCE
easily accessible to Richmond: state
rental wanted and full information q to
location Address l. 427, care Times
Dispatch. 3 .@aE
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-04-13

TO BUY FURNITURE IN LARGE OR
small quantities. Address p. o. Box rs.
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FURNITURE AND CHINA 4 PACKING.
JACOB IMLAUF, II7o5 WEST MAIN
street, will pack and ship your furni-
ture, china, etc. with care. Let him
pack yours. Phone 1922.
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UPHoLSTERING AND MATTRESS
{ MAKING.

WE DO FIRsT-CLASS UPHOLSTERY
Ing of all kinds at low prices; make
mattresses Of hair, felt, cotton, combi-
nation and shuck: old mattresses made
over like new. LEVY & KASS. % West
Broad phone 1895. q
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PLU M BlNG.

PLUMBING, GAS FITTING, Thinning
and all kinds OF, sheet metal work done
in frst-clnss manner. fIot-airi furnaces,
ranges and fireplace stoves. H. W.
DORSET & CO.. IT'S East Cary street.
Phone G917.
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NANTED--ttPER1lI NCED SALESMAN
#si In our Mems Furnishing Departments;
permanent positions for capable men.
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UPHoLSTERlN0.

sPEuIAI. MIDWINTER PRICES ON
reupholsterlng parlor fQrnlture, eoY |sa 1s,
ISaHt broad street. We accept monthly
or weekly payments on this work.
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EDUCATIONAL

SCHOOLS WISHING TEACHERS AND
teachers Wishing position for next e. SEES q 8
sion address CENTRAL TEACHERS
AGENCY, Box 10. Richmond. Va.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

GROCERY AND NOTIONS FINE
store. excellent cash business s75 daily
(can be doubled If meat be added: old
established. Price, 5000. Fine oppor-
tunity for pushing man. Central l'usi-
ness Exchange, lie Droit Building,
Washington. D. C. l9
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sWEETIIEAR rs- YVES, YOUR BEST
& girl loves CALLERS. Take her piece
ana she Will love you. Sold by all up
to-date Coafection
4attillDR1 Apel tbiBbla 10 .lbTiit-a
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FISH FISH! FISH!
RosEsl RosEs! ROSES!
PAPER HANGING.

BE SURE TO SEE MY SELECTION OF
Wall Paper before placing your order.
Nothing but nrst-class work. r. g..
BRAUER, 1870 r. Broad Street.
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CONF TO MRS. C1I.AMLEE'S FOR
your Easter Hats; selection 2lip-to-date:
. large variety OF styles and prices almost
one half that you pay Oh tie other SIDE
Of the street. 316 and 3ls e. Broad.
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ANTIQUES.

FOR ORIGINAL ANTIQUE FURNI-
ture, etc. mt right prices, sec J.. N.
ARNALL. 3lS Brook avenue.
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NURSERY GOVERNf9sS- WANTED, -I}Y
Young lady. position 10 teach small
children. Qualifications, music and Eng
fish, branches. Address MISS v. A.,
Fab4rs. Va.
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MEMS Hal. .REPAlRING.

PANAMA AND STRAW II r S
bleached, blocked, retrimmed. AMERI-
CAN HATTERS. 404 East Marshall. We
have no agents ,SisiiY 4if' 7'ia Eitpr
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SHOE REPAIRING.
SPRING OxFORDs.

YES, WE SELL pGRossETyr SHOES;
they are the kind that the snappy young
fellow buys after seeing all other
makes; display OF spring OXfords now
on. JACOBS & LEVY. ,6
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FOR SALE. WE'LL ESTABLISHED
Lunch Room. good paying business, near
Jamestown Exposition: best OF reasons
for selling. Address +. o. Box SOL,
X Norfolk Va.
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SITUATION WANTED-Male.

NAN DESIRES POSITION
as chafreur experienced sober and
reliable. Address L 365, care Timcs-Ds-
patch.
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FINE uPHOLsTERlNG AND MAT.
TRESSES.
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STORAGE.

FOR CHEAP AND DRY STORAGE
c cH%PpE afRP.y storage 6epartmest Bef:
vldere Building. 601 w. Main Street.
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If YOU WArT THE VERY LATEST
b in Easter Millinery. be sure to call and
shades and shapes, at Mrs, NJ. l..
WORTIIANI'S, 216 N. Third Street.
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SHEARS Si4ARPENED.

JOE BICKERSTAFF StIARPENSs TAIL
ors' and BARRIERS shears. 1871 f. Mair
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WANTED BY AN EDUCATED AND
industrious person, position as collec-
ness employment: can furnish best ref
(. ercnces. Address A., 35l. This office.
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CARRIAGES AND WAGONS.

IT; YOU ARE IN NEED Or A Buggy
rimn bout or surrey 1t will pay you to
see d c.. DR1STOW, 1860 East Franklin
Street. ,
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8NANTED-TWENTY FIVE WHITE
girls in our packing and icing depart
Jnents Apply a. Al. at office, Fifth
and BYRD Streets, SOUTHERN BIS
.CUIT WORKS.
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gCOLoRED COOK AND LAuNDRESS,
$40; upstairs girl, $i; private family,
e RUSSELL ROGERS, Beleville, \. j.
LADY STENORAPIIER AND TYPE
writer to take charge of office for de-
liurtment store. For further informa-
lion address. in own handwriting, Box
%, Chatham, Va.
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PATENT BUSINESS A SPECIALITY.
{ We buy and sell. promote and incor-
porate companies for the inventors; In.
of reference. Call on or write Lam
CASTER &, SEWARD, Room 10 Cham
Der of Commerce Bldg. Richmond. Va.
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HELD WANTED-FEMALE.

BY A YOUNG
lady OF refinement, position as COM
spaiion for an old lady References en-
changed. Address MISS p. NJ. Fabers,
Va,
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HOE BICKERSTAFF SELLS RASE-
| ball goods and fishing tackle, 1911 T.
i Main,
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CHICKEN WIRE. WE HAVE 1T FROM
&c. yard UP. Como by, lot us show 1t to
you. VAUGHAN'S NEW STORE. 2 w.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

HOW ABOUT YOUR LAWN? DOES
grass need cutting? Try us on Lawn
Movers. We have them from 500 up,-
Broad street t. J.3t
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
Modem Love.

He bent over her in all the fullness
and richness Of his newly developed
passion. They had met but a short
tracted by each other.
81 love YOU" ne said lin the real.
true old fashioned, simple way. I
ask for nothing but TO look into your
eyes and feel that YOU are true to me-"
But do you feel" she replied, that
you will be able to love me rs wom7
an ought to be loved. even in these
modern days.
He smiled Il reaSSuring smile.
Yes. darling" he replied. hearts are
ever the same. | shall continue. Of
course, to be an active member Of my
clubs, as | find that the associations
there are necessary TO keep in touch
with my fellow men. My business will
occupy me during the day and some
times into the night. Occasionally
shall have TO get away for few
weeks vacation, and it will be abso-
lutely necessary, in order to keep my
self in condition, to ride horseback,
play golf and a few other games of
which | am a devotee. But. my own
hearts darling. the time that is left is
all yours every minute Of it. And
now let me ask, how is it with you?
Do you think you will be able to love
me in the right way"
"Assuredly," she replied. the light of
a supreme devotion in her eyes. Il.
too. have my clubs. which it would not
do for me to neglect. as their awaken
ing influences keep me i'm trim TO be Il
companion TO you. Then | shall have
to keep up my wardrobe which re-
quires constant attention. | am also
writing a historical novel. which |
hope will be dramatized. and | hope
to make my social life a grand success,
besides giving UP as much time as pos
sible to getting rid of our church debt.
But aside from these things dearest, 1
am utterly. and completely yours"
And they embraced in the old fash
toned way.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
Man and Wife.

The SHOW was falling The day
was still and gray and cold. DR..
Parkhurst, shaking the white flakes
from his shoulders, said:
Il have just witnessed an instruc-
tive happenings happening that
might teach us why some marriages
do not succeed
"A man and his wife were walking
down back street The man had his
hands in his pockets. The woman
carried basket filed with cabbage
and beets.
"A group of boys danced like imps
on corner. They had snowballs in
their hands As soon as the married
couple had passed them they let
drive.
But only the woman was struck.
She got two heavy blows about the
head and face. Every SNOWFALL. some
how missed the man
He looked at his wife as she brush
ed the snow out OF her ears and hair.
and then he shook his fists at the
boys and shouted:
Its a good thing for you. you
young rascals, that you didn't hit
me
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

actions in fitting language is extreme
ly humilating
Wall street Is made up, first. of OPP
orators. An operator is "A man whose
business it is TO make money out of
other people or to lose money that 9th
er people make. When you begin to
speculate you Immediately become an
operator.
Operators are divided into two
classes-bulls and bears. When YOU
go into the street you are Il bull. After
you have been there Il little while you
are bear. Then you become a locker
seen better days.
n margin is the money you put up
when you first go into the street In
creasing your margin is what you do
after you have bought any stock.
Going short" is selling out some
thing you haven't got with the idea
that if you should ever have TO get it
you will lose what you have got.
A blind pool is an organized band
of robbers. who usually get together
on Sunday having found out that
you have been buying a certain stock.
and agree TO keep on selling it until
you haven't a cent left in the world.
When you are one of blind pool. how
ever, it is then solid array of the
ableSt tinanciers in the country
Rigging n stock up is what hap
pens TO it Immediately after you have
sold it out at Il loss.
A rip" is something given you by
an insder as n guide. 1t is the evil
dence of things unseen. the substance
of things hoped for, and it always
turns out the opposite from what you
expected. An insider is any one who
has acquired a certain amount Of igno-
rance about particular stock
\ gilt edged" security is anything
which some other fellow has more than
he wants of and wishes to sell to you.
There are Il great many more terms
used in Wall street. but these are all
| learned. At this point my collateral
gave out. Collateral" by the way. is
what You leave behind when you leave
the street
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in for pala
reading Of
special
story?
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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
TRACED 70 EMPEROR TIBERiUs.
Originator of Remark About "Forty,
Fool and Physician"

II would appear that the Emperor
Tfberius was the originator of that
well known saying: Every man at
forty is either fool or a physician"
But Tiberius said thirty. not forty so
Bacon informs us in his History of
Life and Death:
'Tiberius, though a drunkard and
luxurious In his diet. was yet very
careful Of his diet and used to say
that every one after thirty was either
fool or a physician"
Probably Bacon's authority was
Tacitus Canals" book W. chapter
49, who says of Tiberius that He
was wont to make sport of the physi-
clans and of people who after thirty
needed others to tell them what was
good or bad for them In Tacitus, Of
course. the epigranfmatic flavor is
lost.
But why has popular usage altered
the age from thirty to forty? Simply
on account of the ALTERATION, so car
essing to the popular ear. De Quin-
cey, who quotes the modern phrase in
his Opium Eater" dwells upon its
alliterative value, and conjectures
that our forefathers emphasized that
ALTERATION by spelling physician with
an + Likely some of them did. The
strange thing is that De Quincy
seems to have been. ignorant of the
fact that the craze for ALTERATION
had gone so far as to change the age
In the proverb.-Penn Steele in The
Sunday Magazine
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
The Population of Heaven.

Moncure ID. Conway in his reminis-
cences relates story that was told
him by Helen Taylor, the stepdaugh-
ter of John Stuart Mill. While in Scot
land she called on a poor woman who
had lost her little son. The mother
refused TO be consOled, saying:
what troubles me is they be all men
folk up there in heaven and won't
know what TO do for him"
It appears, therefore. that the New
York preachers who have announced
tha. there are no women angels can
not be accepted as the discoverers Of
this great and interesting fact.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
men evince


bearers OF Mr. Hadley'S kind messages.
Rather than be hidden 10 the function
in Mr. Hadley's headquarters one
Standard Oil man remained for days
a voluntary prisoner in a big New
York hotel John -. Rockefeller. too,
took pains TO avoid receiving one Of
Mr.. Hadley's invitations and. ii IS said,
set i'm motion plans for trip to the
south. But III. III. Rogers was SO
unfortunate us to be made the Clwill.
ing recipient OF one of Mr.. Iadley's
polite communications 1t was thrown
into his carriage, and the oil magnate,
in response 10 a summons which might
not be disrcgarlcd with impunity. ap-
peared in due time before the commits
sioner He brought with him Il full
assortment of what the poet Milton
has described rs "quips and cranks and
wanton smiles" and as jOkesmith
succeeded so well at the early stage OF
the inquiry as to earn for himself the
sobriquet of "Ha IIa Rogers. II
was only when the cheeky photogra
DucI uItu al tlldi ~ VI IONhti anu III
ell the room with smoke in taking n
tiashlight picture Of Mr.. Rogers that
the latter lost his smile and his tenn
per. Then he left the room in disgust.
and the inquiry was adjourned until
afternoon. In the meantime he recov-
cred his humor and spent an hour
or so I'm the corridor of the building
swapping stories. Attorney Rowe, coun-
sci for Mr.. Rogers, had been interrupt
ing the proceedings so much that he
was ordered by the commissioner to
leave the room. He declined to do So
Mr.. Rogers from the witness chair in
terposed with the suggestion: II would
like to take his place. | would leave
quickly enough"
At another time Mr.. Rogers had re
ferred TO Mr.. IIadley as Judge"
Don't call me that" said the attor-
ney general I'm not Judge" We'll
colonel, then" said Mr.. Rogers, "since
you're from Missouri
Mr.. Rogers chief diversion is yacht
ing. He belongs to the New York
Yacht club and has made many cruises
in his steam yacht Kanawha.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
Class Banquet
Berean Glass of Church of Christ banquet
This Evening.

The Berean class of the church of
Christ will hold their first anniversary
banquet at the home of their teacher,
Rev. G. NJ. Keene, this evening. This
class is composed of "a boys and girls,
Ii to II years of age. The average at
tendance for the last quarter was 80 per
cent. The following program will be
given:
Toastmaster, Ray Winters.
Toast, "Our Glass Name"
Charles Blackwood.
Toast "Our Glass History"
Miss Beth Richmond.
Solo, Miss Lena Harrison.
Toast, "Our Glass Fellowship"
Miss Jennie Hill.
Toast, "Our Glass Motto"
Miss Lottie Curtis.
Duet, Ethel Styles and Pearl Monroe.
Toast, "Our Glass Failures"
Clarence Hawley.
Toast, "Our Glass Future"
Harley Ball.
Instrumental music, Miss Lena Harrison.
Ideals" G. M. Keene.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
Frank Auowal.

Old Uncle Steve, typical antebel.
lum darkey, loved to sit around the
stores and do light erands
merchant said TO him one day,
Uncle Steve, of all things you ever
did, what would YOU rather do?"
Uncle Steve deliberated a moment
and said, Well. Mr. John, blieve
Of all the things ever done or ever
spec 20 do J ruther rest. "-Lippin.
colts Magazine
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
His Speciality.

The suspicious character was
brought before the court.
what do you do for a living?" ask
ed the stern old Judge.
I'm a garment worker" replied
the young man with a grin.
Indeed? What part of the gar
meu do you work on?"
oh me speciality is vest pockets,
yer honor +"
But the cold, clanking doors drown.
ed the rest
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

statements and roorbacks that, as past
experience gives reason to expect, will be
lavshly promulgated on the eve OF cleo
ton. Remember that eternal vigilance
is the price of good government, while a
drink of whiskey at the open saloon can
be had for nickel, and man can get
gloriously drunk for quarter.
Choose this day whom ye will serve"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
Hinhest BUILDINGS in Italy.

The highest buildings in Italy are.
the National Museum, at Turin, which
is 342 feet; st. Peters Cathedral, ass
feet, and the Church of Gaudenzio.
at Novara, 500 feet in height. The
highest structure in the world is the
Eiffel tower, in Paris, nealy 1000 feet
i'm height
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

place. He knew that the Oil
this giant institution would prove
er in lodging the blows that he T..
aim, but this did not discourage
from going about the task. Arm1
with authority TO take testimony in ANY
state in the Union, he announced thct
II would be Of no avail for meInb trs II
the oil trust to flee to Florida or Cali
fornia or other congenial clmes, as he
would pursue them until he found
them and obtained the Information
necessary TO the success Of the inquiry
he had been charged by Governor Folk
to conduct. He began his work of
investigation in New York because the
chief operations of the big trust are
conducted from that great commercial
center Although New Jersey is suppos-
ed to he the home of the company as a
corporation, there is only the Hudson
river between it and New York and on
lower Broadway there is big building
which contains the main offices Of the
institution. Here Is the Office Of John
d. Rockefeller. it's president. and here.
too, is the Sanctum sanctorum, guarded
by faithful servitors, where Henry III.
Rogers, the vice president and active
head Of the institution. directs its mani
fold operations. When Mr.. Hadley es-
tablished headquarters in New York
he did not send out engraved invita-
tons TO Standard Oil officials as if he
were inviting them to n , O'Clock tea.
He bid them to his reception in the of
fee OF Commissioner Sanborn by
means Of what in the phraseology Of
the law is known as subpoena. a
person who receives an invitation Of
this kind may not send regrets.
For some reason the Standard Oil
men evinced reluctance to see the
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

One of the first
Thugs TO learn
I'm Wall street is
the terms that
are used. When
you have mas
tered all the
terms TOu are
then n "finan-
cier." We will
therefore plunge
at once into the
heart of the sub
feet. 1t is dis
treSsing enough
TO have lost your
money. but not
TO be able to de-
fine your trans
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
| Tom Mlassom's
| Wit @n@ Hummer
THE WALL STREET
POINT OF VIEW

From n Corner In Homen aud Other FoiiisS," b. Ton
MassOn Copyright. 1905, BY Mo6af.
Yard @ Co., hsv York.
q 0ANING been down in Wall
III street for several weeks and
II II being obliged now TO write for
a living. ! am prepared TO give
all the result of my experience | am
one of those philanthropic souls who
when they have IL real good thing ache
and burn to impart it TO the world.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

Generally debilitated for years. Had
sick headaches, lacked ambition, was
WORKOUT and all rundown. Burdock
Blood Bitters made me a well woman"
Mrs Chas. Freitoy, Moosup, Conn.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

'T des so po' en- low down in pocls
ct" said Brother Williams. dat some
times, wen de bailiff come my way,
almos wish ] wuz one er desc ma.
tional grabbers! "-Atlanta Constits
ton.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

Definition Of n Diplomatist: Any man
whose wife respects him.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
Religion.

Religion ia like a serial story-to be
continued I'm our next.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

4 lover is. knovrn by the pulse he
Keeps.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

Largest Circulation in the County
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02
On the Trail
OF the Standard
Oil Octopus
wv III EN- Her
" bert s. Had
Low aftorpaV

ley. attorney
general of the
state of Missouri.
boarded the train
for New York car
rying with him
club for the Sta
ard Oil trurt
knew IL won
hard 10 use
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1906-02-02

Entered in the postofice at Paw Paw, Michigan
second class mail matter.