New-York tribune., 1906-10-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY,

We quoted the other day the tremendous heading
OF a great ''ululaticn" editorial IN Denver paper.
There are two sides to the question Tor the riVai
editor replies, beginning in this wise: you nave
heard of the ululaton of the uluiators; listen no"
to the Standardization OF the tin tag" And to think
that it will never be known whether uluiauon OF
Standardization wins the more votes'
Father (after a long search for book)-W,eii Well
here it Is l wonder why ono always mas d tilils
sonI expect it's because when we find what
we are looking for we stop hununS'-r eA'
Weekly.
"Tbe London Chronicle thinks it IS doupttui
wbether the dust of Johnson In Westminster Ao-
hey would stir in welcome to the dust of Irving
Although he wrote plays Johnson claimed not 'o
be fond Of players. When Boswell suggested tiia'
we might respect great actor Johnson ''teI -
.IVhat sir A fellow who claps a huhp on MS
back and bump on his legs anu ei19' q, =
Richard the Third" Nay, sir: a ballad singer Is q
n,sbar man" No doubt Boswell had Garrlch III
mind when after hearing Johnson say tn"S nc
looked on players no better thah oaii0-iis -,
he timidly suggested: But SIR you w" m 80
.bo+ Some Dlayers are better than others' les
civ as some dogs dance better than oIheiS-
Observation-Disclosures long did the ne" '0''>
s'aKs Ms Knicker-I couldn't tell exactly; the c4oof>
stopped.-Harper's Bazar
a-,. ,o,,r or five days after the San Fran
cisco fire. when people could get no nioies 80.
ths banks many applied to the rairoaus ioi -,
on the promise to pay when they re"0N0O -.
destination or when they could They saSe VIZ,
"a, promises and received tickets to all points III
t t 80 the state The officials took these
,,ror,sas 70 nav TO an amount aSgregatlns So''OO0
from nearly one thousand persons II Is aihoui0eu
that within five months OF the disaster no Ie'' s
s59 ooo or nne-tenths OF tho full amount mas peei
paid by remttances from the 'e.ueeeS " 80
credit had been extended. Much Of this came from
.+,,,I srrarers who had not even been asked to
sign promise 10 pay
Mrs Rawles Reader the American mililonairess:
has Just propounded novel theory bOr rae pneeSs
conduct OF business. She says that Duslness 'oT to
igIPe tSis when she ran typewrtng office in
New York she kissed her sixty girl empIoyIes pI:
morning and evening. A newspaper. ConlnehtlIi,g
on Mrs Readers suggestion. says: The Idea Is
good, and worth the consideration of business men
I don't know whether male employees would quite
1s 0 Rs MeR Be Clerk q S an the
morning if he had to go and hug the boss before
he wanted to slip away little earlier at night and
yet knew that the boss would feel himself slighted
If he missed his goodnight kiss Besides, heads
of businesses would be apt to overvalue their
caresses. NO. I can't possibly give you an ad-
vance, but appreciate your services. and you may
come and kiss me whenever you go to dinner"
However, in cases where the employees all
ladies. there is more TO be said for the policy. In
fact, may H. say that sympatheuo kissing Of lady
business man-Manchester Chronicle.
n I-iLSlISh pHySIClan mas ulScOVercu
that the time is coming when there will be more
lunatics than persons In the world Statis-
tics. OF course. show this. they will show any
thing that Is good for advertising purposes. They
will show that live longer, that our general
average of physical health Is better and that we
grow bigger than our ancestors but that cur
minds going to the bowwows. We suspect
from some of the things like the above written by
great "aliensts that it takes a lunatio to detect
lunacy. a thief to catch thief
THE BACHELORS sOLILOoUY
To wed, wed;
That is the question
Whether tis better
To remain single
And disappoint a few women
For a time:
Or marry,
And disappoint woman
FOR HE? -Lippincott's.