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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28
CAPITULO Xxx
LA RAAILLEYERA

Al Hn lego Gee tsmssO iusvss die de guards para MAuribio.
Era . principle del mes de iuniO. 81 cieIo sGtAba de color
obscure, y sobrs sQuella b6vsVa do sHil 90 destacaba Of blAnCo
mate do lee casAs nusvaH. ComsDSAbsss - Q prssantir IA Ie0sda
de sss psrro terrible que IOs antiques r0prss0ntaban acometidOu
de una sd ~inMCabIe, y que al dscir dc los pariisnaaa de IL plebe,
lame 81 pavmonto dc Les Gales Paris sstaba Iimpio como Oh
tspsts. los perfumes cue cafan del ars, subfsn de los krbOIas , sma.
naban dc lee flores. Circulaban y smbrisgaban. como para hACer
olvidar IN pOco . loo habitantss de ID capital ss yapOr de sangre
que humsaba sin cesar sobrs 81 pavimsntO de lA plaEas.
Mauricio dsbfa sntrar % 81 Temple : les nuevs; SOS dos
Colsgss sraH Msrsevault y AGrfcola. A les oCho sstaba On IL Gale
antigua de San JacobO con 50 gran uniforme De ciudadano NUM-
cipal, % deOir, con 81 fsa triOOlOr que oprimia 90 taIs ssbeIto. y
como de Oustumbrs. habf1 lido : cabalo Q csSl de Gsnoveva. rscc-
giendO en- 81 canine los elogios y lee aprobaeiOnsL NADIA disimu'
ladas, de Toe buenos pAtriotas que 10 mirabsn pasar.
GenOvsva sstabA - preparAda: 90 habfG puSsto IN simple
vsStidO de mulelins, una sspecis Dc mAnto de tAfsIkn ligOro , IN
Undo Qorro adornAdo con 10 sscarapsA tricOlor. ostentando con
tan ssncilIO trOiO una hsEm0sun desluKhFadora.
MoFAnd, que, como hemOs dicho, % hsbs hscho de rogar
muchO para iE LTsmpls, t0misndo ain duda ~dsbestar sOspechsu
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28
PEDRO ", T|ltl

Duranhe 10 ausencia do dicho %
xor que he salido para 10 isla On
asuntos de 10 Torto RieaR AsnsTisaN
Esbomp Compare. puedsn los eonsumi'
dorss de tAbasos solieitarlos dirssss'
msnte ca sl dsp6siac q,s frente 81
colonial BAl h tlsne Q, aor don Juan
|Carreraa San Juan, Oetubrs 81 d.
1905 6Si
W9s vendeR dies yRBtas do hueyes
16vsnss, ana easA DO maderas Dol
psfs rssisn eenstruf .; GO Nosna e.
nAdo Al euido y gAnAReias ON mag
AiAsos pAstoS. InformaYG
BNkisvN FbrNAA6es.
% q alt CagWAs.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28
EC0S Y AOTAs
Vista Bale de Socied-d en-
en- Rio Piedras.-Autoriza-
ci6n. -Ncmbramiento
POR lNCORRtGlBLE
Session del ~Ayurtamiento.
Hospital municipal. No
tifcado.

Hemos tsnido oil gusto dc %
der On ssta reisos'6u al praatigi
'omsrsiants de Cosmo don jose
nAndsE LAae,otas. QUEEN nos ta& .
ssntsdo por OIL amigo don Ovidio
lon kG'qusx
-xsts noehs 90 llsvArG q sfesst
Rio Piadras On bats do scsiedaT
los salones del Casino.
Don Angel F nj. vseino do
mo. ha sido AntorixAdo por sl De.
tAmsnto dc Ohras PdbNsas, D
eoustruir aua aAsA On Una do 90
tsra.
Don FeApslsos Oms. ha
nombrado Acting principal de los
suelAs dc NArieao.
La superiora del Hospital \
nioipal ha rsmitido oil Oaaial dc
nidad M mt ehseho ds nombra Al.
do Bolano. que satabA allf aemn q
lsao, porQus 90 incorregib'e y no p
de sosortarlo por ~ mslA ecndu
dsntro del sstab' es,mispto.
-ksnapa lunss 40 ulrirG
Ayuntamisnto do asta Ciudad On
sion sx6AordipAriA
Han ingraaado aysr an al n
pital municipal, Rsm5n L6pex, de- 9
Lorenzo; y Vicente Rivera. do @,
yams. Fue dado do alta Isaac Oaor
Ia aldo notihsado sl Dirss,
dc 10 evan Juan Lihgt and Tran
Company para Qas disponga 10 !
pisEs do IL ealls de Tstr 1. entire {
Justo y 10 CrrA cuyo psvimsnto Q
llsno do grasa dc 10 que uutsn &c,
los relies ds 10 lfneA de los ear
slSotriaos, rara fasllitsr 10 msrehs
los mismos.
Han parade { ,ms del {
eial do Sandal vArioa plaros sot
eonstruestones do casa en- ssnturl
Z 40 Do que indiQue las e~ondisior
h'gi6n'sAs & que "a elias debsn 81,
targe.
-En San Juan 90 han prsssrts
oustro dsnuneias por inffAt zion 4
lsyes do RsntAs | tsrnas. TAmb.
60 han pressptsdo dos en- Jursoa
dos en- JuAna Dis8.
-RGtsban Gambia tr6 sondsu.
aver 4 rsgar 10 dollars do muIta I
profsrir frsaes iusultantet contra il
Ortig h. sho ocurrido en- 10 ealla
San Sebastian.
-Ha ado uA.IsdA para oil di
do Noviewbre IL viata del rscursc
apalAai6n interpussto por Rose y ]
lorss Garcia Ssniurio, sx-psrse,
brs conversion do possession en- DO
nio.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28

Vease nuestro interesantefo-
letfn, FL CabGWero de ca.
sG RNtG, epoca de la gran
revoluci6n francesa, en- las
paginas s. e.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28

Principles artfeuIos
cue 90 dssallAn On alnaeenes, & los
siguientes preoios:
Arrocss: de partido 6 JAp6n d.
u { At.
Idsm vAlsnciano dc 81 o Oh POI
! extreme de classes.
Aios do Is eavs. & so.
Bombone s6] 81
RasalAo e6t
Isardinas Ahumadas . IA esatavos,
Oebollas espafolAs o.
Id americans ~
0arbAnxos s4} %.
HabichuelAs Ameriaanaa eolofadaa
lArgAs e6. Blancas americans ct
Harina dc trigo "a . II
Id do naix OF
Jamonss e1e} . IL.
Jah6a Rocamora st, america
no. s31 ~.
Mantsea Ls7 On ! On esias Do
CIT & 10.
MaAteQuillal do s1s o 10
Pasta del pals . 90.
Papas ansrisanAs It Q Ii.
Toano. Q III o Is.
Tasaio %
Quesos am. Gle PatagrGs %.
Leshe eondsnsada sAguila. & %
Id i'd <Crxx RoiWHA
Id Id sNAgnolia. on
DEL PALS
Ax6s&r para oil eonsumoi
Maseabado elaro do Q n.
De mlel alAro . Co..
Csntrifuga slaro DO 10 . S
Anerisana do sAaa 81.
Dc Ponce e31 . 81.
Ron. 40 grades Cartier & d. % CO..
tsvsa gAl6n pagados r. IRtsrnaa
Maix sil.4o
Tahaoo, nominal
PreCIos dc oempra
Almit6n Q s2.Ee
Algod6n de 8 o $50.
Ooeos do Is q Is millar.
Ousros dulsea 600
webo do res ~.
Oa&6 eorrisnte nominal
CANDLES 1oorrlentes
Londres cheek 1.61. GlA.S7A
Paris = A.a.3MD.
Hanbargo kA:s.D.
Nsw.York an. oAvsl.'P
EapA6a I0.A LOT ..
CsduIas:hIpeteCarIas
Ranao Territorial .AgrtoolA 900
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28
SECC|ON mercantile
NQtlS Wm0Gl|eS de San Juan


Aee6OR0W
Dance Do Pte. Riso s
raneo T~eeritoeial.. Q %. & 20.
BaAee Popular ..-e1 10 IL.
A2UCAR. Para 10 sxportasi6a
gtn epseaoiones.
B@qwes aMwMeiadOs
vsper sspaGel sPio Lib do Cana
Siss o. Is dol sorrisnls para sus essA'
L. aeeseumbraAAs.
@eieta AnAerieaRs sAsbury Fea'
tainsp, dsbs hAhE sAliae Do n. York
PEA sea { tltnes del pssade.
vApsr sspaA 81 <CaialuHaas said
d lS e C&Aiz para Este.
vaper amsrissno sUaraoAss. sal
agk para New York Of 81 dol que
sASsA.
vspor alsmGn sAssyrias, para 10
iGla.
Rdquos an puerto
TRAvEaIA
COCA NOS, dsssargAndo.
OOaYANkROS
<HaeAraaei6as. Fsiardo.>
s~Progrssos, Yabusoa.
sAarsllas, Visq uss.
sHspsyaEzss, pendants.
speseaaAs, p~endisnts.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28
Il sUjUGO

Gran gAlsrfa totogrkasa Do srisSal
eoa tsdos loo adelantos modsrnos.
AapliaAionss, rsprodusionss, visSas
As sdiaeios, grupos todos trabaioa
oon@sxnieatas oil rano. B~ropietArio
!. A. FoeAsNeri.- OaguAa p. r.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28
FlbtIsa Do AlquIna' Dc To''
tu s,fi d Victor c,ptAs'
San eWnGn P. z.

be fabRieaA estas m24uinas del
hAAAxe y preeio cue % pidan. Dxae'
t@meaie igRales & Los que % impoytaa
Del e3trAngsro. ID tauAHo Dc 10 pal
gedss do largo. Q do aHeh0 y II dc
albe, vale aos dellaes. Do mayor b.
MAZE subea los pReeios.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-10-28

on Mn Of olah do r. KeaRhahn d
o., % 1an Fransasso. 90 vsndsn dos
sslotes Dc GRO sAda semanas entire 20
sestea, ahonanAo ea.oe 8 Loo ssmanG.
L. 6lAma ssznaaA eheuvo uno doa
MAmka Na4Al, sosi0 nfnae0 ~.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

down hill forwards. and two or three
times backward
Once upset an apple cart In the
Strand and twice had my car burnt
up"
Many prizes have fallen to his
share. In 1899 he gained first In the
Bordeaux. Biarritx race aud second in
the paris-0stend. while he also won
the valuable gold cup, together with
medals mad various other prixes. for
the 1000 miles trial in England
He was nineteenth In the famous
Paris. Berlin race. after HIS car had
been seriously damaged and In the
Paris Vienna contest he ran into a
| tree while travelling about 10 miles an
hour. Fortunately. the tree collapsed
and MIR. Rolls was not seriously hurt
/ though he was almost buried In the
wayside bank
Mr.. Rolls is also an ardent balloon
ist, and gained fourth prize. as vel
as Mrs, Howard Gould's cup, which
this lady offered for the Englishmar
who travelled the greatest distance il
the recent James Gordon Bennett In
ternational race
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
SOME THINGS NATURE MAKES.


Nature In something OF manufae'
turer herself
In the case Of a certain cactus mar
yeions natural pottery Is produced.
uopdpeckera exrayate Rvsta In the
trunk asd branches, aud to pratsct u.
self the plant exadsH sticky juice.
which hafdena. forming a woody ha-
lng 10 the bales made by the birds
F,.ntuaiiy the cactus dies and sith.
,sYa away bat the wooden boSis re-.
main.
As weaver nature also prodaces
sne work Certain frae harks and
leaves furnish excellent cloth A.. for
instance the Fam0ua tapa cloth used
in the south sea islands
Nature T. a Flasaf1saksr too accord
,gm 70 tbs lr ilaa Review ny dss-
charglBg her lightning into beds Of
auarts sand shs foruls exquisite httls
pipes Of giAss.
Shg makes valuable ROPES Of sari'
s,,s ksnds IN me shape % tropical
ytncs agd efeet.rs. and she 10 even a
tac.. maker. a. stiffness the Lace trees
ef the West Indies.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
TO RESTORE DAVENPORT HOUSE

Davenport. Ia The old Davenport
house. one of the most picturesque
In America, located ON Rock Island.
near the large government arsenal
that Uncle Sam built years ago on the
beautiful island In the Mississippi
opposite this city. Is TO be restored
and preserved 10 future generations
as Il was built by Col George Dayen-
port back In tho early days OF this
century.
Colonel Davenport. from whom the
city OF Davenport IN named came TO
Rock Island with the Eighth United
States infantry, IN 1915. when IL was
sent up the river from st. Louis TO es'
tablsh military post. later known al
Fort Armstrong, on the island Com
ing az commissary contractors agent.
To supply the regiment, be remained
A resident Of the island until July I.
1886 when he WAS murdered By rob
bors in the house which IL noS To DE
rebuilt. and whieh has remained un'
occupied since that time.
For many years the old Davenport
home has stood IN q state Of ruin al.
most a danger TO the hundreds Of cd
rious people who visit every year the
oldest structure tn the Mississippi val
ley above =, Louis It's restoration
has long heon urged by historic and
f aatrtotis. sssetstlaz. and has iHHt been
/ made possible bv gift Of y 600 10
ward the fund for that purpose By
Colonel Dayeupoyts gFanddauEhters
Naomi aud Catherine Davenport oil
this city
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
KINDNESS BROUGHT A FORTUNE.
Good Samaritan Receives one-Fifth OF
Rich Mans Estate.

Denver. Colo.-Because he befriend'
cd DR. Albert B. Cummings, OF Pitts
bnrg. Pa. many years ago, w. P, Har-
r,s of Denver, has received siS.5oo
In 1889 Harris was employed IN a
hotel at Cresson. Pa. where Dr. Cum
naings. a guest of the hotel was taken
m one night. and Harris, an absolute
stranger, attended him until he recoE-
cred They met but once after"ard'
at a dinner table
Harris recently received a letter
from the lawyer of DR.. Cummings.
stating that the physician had aieo
and in his will beqneathed young mar
ris his entire estate. valued at between
$50 900 and $4,000. Later relatives
contested the will. and short une
ago a compromise was effected oy
WHICH Harris accepted s13,5oo.
Harris is at present salesman TOT
biscuit company.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
HON. c. 8. ROLLS, NOTED ENG
lIsHMAN, TO VISIT AMERICA.
Regarded a. Premier Motcrist cf His
country--some Of His Expert
encex--is Also an Ardent
6aiIoonist.

London. premier motor.
list Is undoubtedly the Hon. Charles
Stewart Rolls. as an aeronant he Is
hardly less distinguished. Having
toured In all parts OF Europe, he IL
now turning his attention to america.
and has left England for three weeks
visit to the United States. 1t viii be
Mr.. Rolls hrst trip across the Attain
tic. though on several occasions when
baliooning he has nearly been In It.
Mr.. Rolls is the third son of Lord
Liangattock his title OF Hon
orahle Like many Of the younger
sons of the nobility. he was intended
for the diplomatic service. but ne
showed such strong bent for me-
chanics and science. and such an
aversion to other studies that II soon
became evident the results OF insist
ence ON parental wishes would be TO
sacrifice a good engineer to make a
poor diplomat So he was allowed to
have his own way. After going
through Elton he went up to Cam
| bridge. where he specialized In practi-
cal electricity. and was graduated In
engineering in 1898,
Rather tall and thin he walks with
a slight SLOUGH and no one judging
| from appearances would take him for
one of the keenest and most intrepid
motorists of the day II Is only when
you get him talking on his favorite
subject that his eyes light up and you
see the spirit of the enthusiast shin
ing In them,
He began his "wheeiings'' early. FOL
when quite a little boy he used u
come down hin near hts home II
Monmouthshire In an improvises
sleigh on wheels 1t Is hts prou'
boast that In one of these spins b,
"hagged" curate. butchers BIO,
and a dogcart In quick succession. HI
hrst motor experience was with
steam roller, which he drove on sur
day mornings. while his father was a
church.
AT Is years old he was notorious q
Elton for getting into serapes throug
his passion for electricity: and afte
going up to Cambridge he soon b,
came known as "Petroiis" and wa
seldom called anything else
!, His motoring experience has bee
! probably unique. He thus summa
Ices few of the things that have ha
pened TO him as a motorist:
Il have burnt my boiler out thrs
times on steam car, which on,
had to push three miles In drei
J clothes.
Il was once stuck in n deep 400
, the water coming up To the fio'
, board, and had TO hail punt.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
Not a Cigarette Smoker.

A good old gentleman, who was
strongly opposed to tobacco smoking
and alcoholic liquor drinking. met a
lady friend In street car recently,
and their conversation was as follows.
Have you any children, madam"
Yes, sir. son
All, indeed Does he smoke?"
No, sir: he has never so much as
touched cigarette"
so much the better. madam: the
use of tobacco Is a poisonous habit,
Does he frequent the cluhst''
He has never put his foot In one. "
Allow me to congratulate you. Does
he come home late?'
Never He goes to bed directly
after dinner"
"A model young man, madam
model young man. How old 10 hef
Two months
The good old gentleman oade the
lady good morning and left the cal
without a smile.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

dinalate will be announced at the De
cember consisiory In Rome, and that
the archdiocese of New York VIII be
honored as II has been expected II
would be for several months Another
prelate viii receive the insignia ~
the same time, one in England being
In the pontiT's mind Archbishop
Farley has been archbishop Of New
York since 1909 He was born in
Ireland In is42 and WAS ordained to
the priesthood In the Italian capital
in 1870 Fourteen years later be Was
IGNORED by being made ehAmbeFla lain
20 tha pope and received the nile OF
monaignofe, and In 1885 be was
chosen auxiliary bishop Of New YORK.
succeeding To hls present position
upon the death Of Archbishop Corrt
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

sasasiug from rare dlaess@e. tha
n,ogt marked syR1ptoHa u which tn
decay OF eramAing at certain u the
yart.lsfAe Of the spinal column, John
y uslisr. u Ne~ York. Ia Interesting
The Surgeons OF Fuyaham hospital
Miller is unable 10 stnop over Aad
,eueh bis tnes. but can bead backward
with ease. the bones snd muscles Of
his back being - Supple a. raaeTf.
m. aargpons OF ths hosps5su have lad
-. consultations ofer his ease ~tsnia
:. ,..ry waeks and have had several
..-,,,,,,n..at surgeons 81 the city IN tho
t,,-rttsl 10 rousaa ~tta Them as to
~. b.st ~ay 70 alteu.iit to cure TIA
-. saase OF 1ha s4rgseas TANK
.hat 10 opeRinS the seine 10 he sess
Il the trouble shsy may be ahas ID
treat ths part in saeh ~as a. 70 AZ
vsst the dissolu1loa o. The bore
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

neither of familiarity nor prudish de-
corum. And. all the time, she let flow
a current of the most shrewdly chosen
remarks, the purpose of which was
yelled by great maidenly simplicity
and modesty.
Sometimes a very obscure little
woman reveals the genius of great
diplomat in ways such as these.
While Mr. Moriarty was yielding to
sense of shame for having planned
rudeness to so pretty little lady, he
gradually became interested in the
matter, as well as the manner, of her
speech. He learned of her loneliness,
her piety, her domesticity and of her
very respectable family connections.
His sympathy was first aroused. then
his admiration. His gallantry yielded
| to devotion. He was netted like a
moth; and as the wings of his freedom
we're rumpled in the meshes OF her
attractions, he felt the danger that
threatened But he made no effort to
escape He was very willing cap
tive.
But how rude | have been!" Miss
Byrne presently exclaimed. Il have
not asked whether you had any special
errand. Or, did you really come to
offer me the first kind word / have
had in my new home?"
81 heard your pianner," the clumsy
fellow began in reply, "and-and-'
He pretty nearly blurted out the truth
"Oh. did you like the little piece
was playing"
Twas the most angelic tewn evel
| heard in my life" Moriarty an
swered. recovering his native tact.
Then do let me play it for you
oh, don't mind a bit"
She ended the performance with
; medley of Irish airs, played with
! fair amount of cleverness. She wa
finished. And the last string which
held Moriartys heart In place wa
loosened; both that organ and hi
brain went afioat upon the troubles
, sea of love.
When, at length, he bid Miss Byrn
good night, she dropped a hint tina
her pious duties at st. Catharine
were interesting her to such a degre
that she was seriously thinking c
J taking the veil' and devoting herse
I to the church. The rogue said this $
I soberly. with such half expressed SUI
e gestion of earnestness and doubt
i her worthiness that she put Moriart
9 in an agony lest she should take hol
t VOWS before it would be fit time fe
d him to propose marriage to her
y Facing his friends at the card tap
II somewhat later, he was unable to CO.
IS ceal his scorn for their unmanly b
e hayior of an hour before.
d Wen pass no words, said he e
t cent that III be saying this: Come
I go. as We will. but that lone grill NJ
be inconvanienced by anybody or an
n thing while she does US all the hon
ID TO seek shelter under this roof
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
A DESPERATE GAME
By Julian Ralph
yvyyvy'
copyright 1905 BY Joseph 3. Bowles1

good radiance to bad rubbish with
the lot of u.s."
Hold on, now" said Moriarty.
whats the use of such talk between
friends? Leave it to me. I'll go and
see the girl and give her the Ki-bosh.
all right. What's her and her pianner
to me. where the likes o. you old
friends Is concerned?'
When Miss Byrne opened the door
to receive his visit. she greeted him
with such evident, though guarded and
blushing. pride, as would have fiat.
tered any man alive As she set out a
chair for him, she said that he was
the first visitor who had honored her
apartments and that she thought IL
most kind Of him to pay her this high
compliment She was not so over
come with delight but that she be
thought herself to open the door into
the hall and leave 1t open during his
| visit. Then she sat opposite to him
at q we'll chosen distance, suggestive
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
TITLED AUTO DRIVER.

Once had To be practically dug
out of bog.
Was once stuck fog want OF n
match for over three hours with my
burners out
The longest distance | have had 10
walk for petrol was In Franee-i2
miles.
Have three times had a passenger
fan on racing car. moving al fair
speed, without being killed
Once had horse and cart on top
of me.
In the Paris-VIenna race ran into
tree at 10 miles an hour.
Once had my head mashed in by a
starting handle
Have twice run away eomplesaly
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

gan Archbishop Farley Is man
of scholarly sttainments. He nrst at
tanned ecclesiastical distinction when
In 1879 he was chosen rs secretary TO
the late Archbishop Mccloskey
In 1891 he WAS vicar general OF the
archdiocese OF New York The follow
ing year he was domestic pfeiate OF
the pope. December -, 1895. he was
eonseerated citulaf bishop of zgagIna,
After the death OF Archbishop Cosri'
gan. In 1902, he WAS appointed Arb.
bishop on September ib He Is the
author of a number OF works, notably
the life OF Cardinal McCloskey q
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

various bits OF rope and string and
numerous deficiencies In tho wagon
made good evidently by any old bit Of
wood that could be utilized
The driver. corresponding 10 this
ontfit In point Of general diiapidstion.
stood with mouth agape coming the
scheduie Of rates, when old Aherror.
Bile stepped out Of his little house and
said Drive on. afat you Drive ont
There's nothin' thar answers to your
description
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

The Tourist-Were there not a lot
of people killed In a recent wreck near
the station we just passed?
The Conductor-Yes. forty killed
YESTERDAY But how did YOU know
there had been a wreck?
The Tnurist--A natural inference.
As We passed | noticed a gang OF
workmen installing safety signal de-
vices Judge
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
Appropriate Reply.

Mildred---Is II true that you have
broken your engagement with young
Smiley?
Florence-Yes. He was under the
influence OF liquor when he called the
other evening, but he had the audacity
to call me up by telephone the next
morning and try to apologize.
Mildred-What did you answer
Florence-Ring off!-Chicago Daily
News.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06

what / want" pants the comic
,para star who had acquired a super
abundance OF flesh. what | want Is
a vehicle for the proper display OF my
personality. I don't want any ordin-
airy
No. Miss Fatyette, interposes me
wainwright. You don't want any or
dina-v vehicle. How would an auto
noodle truck do. in these days OF auto
drama o.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
RAmshAckLE oLo oovE-cor.


low. Bucks. England. il an ancient
and picturesque building. dating from
the year 1897 The picture shows ths
interior The jambs ard Intel af the
plgeoa.hoase doorway are Of more
modern date than the walls, On the
front Of the Intel the date iss2 with
G. n, to follow is distinctly marked,
II was used BY the old monks fas thu
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
Confused Emotions.

How is yoRr boy doing al college y
Well. answered Farmer Corntos-
sci = don't exactly knoS whether TO
compliment him or 20 make fuss
He came out first 10 his class but he
vas last in a foot race ''-Washington
Star
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
NO NEED TO PAY roLL,
Hsnshsckie Rig Would Not Fs Any
Description.

In the days Of toll bridges the keep
er OF one over one Of the western Mas
sachnsetts rivers was rather spry
Old character named AbererombIe. ri
is said that one day an outfit Of the
most ramshackle appearance drove mp
TO the gate--hoFse a mere travelling
bone-yard. harness held together with
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
Cold Calculation.

Do you think the time viii come
when there viii be no money To poll
ricss~ said one boss.
4 don't know. answered the other.
It won't be our fault II IL doean't I.
We have done the best We could 10
axe out all there vas In it~-Wash-
IuEton Star.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1906-12-06
Just the Thing.

Once on a time, in Brazil,
Attacked by a violent chill,
A big alligator
Climbed on the Equator
And enjoyed a comforting grill
Puck