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STRANGE FACTS.

IT. seems strange that sometimes your
ston ach and bowels won't digest your
food. no matter what you eat. -y
It may be the weather, or it may pc
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but in any case, there is only, one GER
tain, safe and positive method OF cure
and that is the proper use Of that uni
versal remedy for all kinds Of dyspeptic
trouble or digestive weakness, whether
in stomach, liver, kidneys or bowels
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets.
Strange, it is, that in such little tab
lets, to be taken few times q day, may
lie such wonderful potential posslblh-
ties, that. by. their use the course OF
mans whole life-yes, of the world
may be changed!
Yet. who would not appreciate the
fact that if Napoleon had not been SUI III
fering from Cancer of the Stomach ne
would have won instead of lost-at
Waterloo: 49,,
And Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets would
have cured his Stomach trouble mao
they then been invented, as they nave
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VALENCIA'S CAPTAIN
IS BLAMED FOR WRECK

Victoria B. G., March 21.-The find
ing of the commissioners appointed to
inquire into the Valencia disaster was
delivered late yesterday. The report
found Captain johnson blamabe., in
not having located his position by Una
lila Reef Iightship before attempting
to enter the straits, and held him gull
ty Of grave errors of Judgment in not
having made due allowance for the
northward set of the current. Censure
was passed on the lack of discipline
prevailing after the wreck and on the
broken cork cement life preservers and
ineffciency of drill. The finding in
cludes recommendations for the protec:
ton Of shipping on Vancouver island
coast.
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MONEY FOR UPPER
RIVER DEVELOPMENT
By w. w. Jernane.

Washington, March 21:-Congressman
a balance of $l3,50O left from the ap-
preparation in the last river and harbor
bill for the Improvement of the upper
Mississippi, and he is trying to have
it expended in clearing the river be-
tween Brainerd and Grand Rapids, SO
that navigation may be encouraged.
The erection of dams at several
points, notably Sank Rapids, Watab
Elk River and Little Falls, which have
been authorized by congress, will re
suit in the maintenance Of a permanent
stage of water which will accommo-
date lightdraft boats.
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DEFECT IN THE OREGON

Honolulu. March 21.--The United
States steamer Oregon has arrived here
from the orient on her way to Brcmer
ton for repairs. 1t is reported that
structural weakness has developed I'M
der the use of her heavy guns. For
some time, it is understood, there has
been an order not to use the 13-inch
guns except in case of dire necessity.
The Oregon will probably said for San
Francisco on the 25th.
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DRYDOCK DEWEY
PUZZLES SENATE
Where Shall the Great Repair
Basin Be Placed in the
Philippines?
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service.
Washington, March 2l.-The drydock
Dewey probably will become white
elephant' when it reaches the Phlllp-
pines. There seems to be no place suit
able in the archipelago for her loca-
ton. Just how it will be utilized is a
puzzle to senators.
In discussing the Notifications bill
yesterday it was developed that the
harbor OF Manila is too shallow for the
Dewey to be taken there. The harbor
at Subig bay is also said to be too shall
low. Where can an available place fol
the drydock> be found? This question
remained unanswered.
In the debate regarding the drydock
the curious fact was made evident that
nobody knew exactly where the Dewey
was constructed.
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UNION FIRE INSURANCE COM
wilcox PRESIDENT; D. E. Cole secretary. At
torney to accept service in Minnesota: Insurance
Commissioner. Cash capital. $T5O,GO0
INCOME IN 1908.
Premiums other than perpetuals... 1,1I4.1G0.S 81
Rents and interest. .....:..... = S0.253. II
From all other sources. .......... 7643l
Total income .....:......... $l,2oo.HS.o3
DISBURSEMENTS IN 1865.
Amount paid for losses. ......... $3.50, 81 is
Commissions aud brokerage. 262.o'Sl4
Salaries and fees Of officers. -
- agents and employees. 100.4II.l0
Taxes. fees and rents. 62,4o3. IS
assets ...:....... ........ $4,000
All other disbursements. ........ 59,01s.91
Total Disbursements. $97s, 1850
Excess Of income over disburse-
mcntS ZII,oo23O
ASSETS DEC. 81. 1908. .'1 .'
Mortgage loans ................... 5000. ea2 90
Collateral loans .............. 5U000.DO
Bonds and stocks owned. 1.25',. 45D. 90
Cash in office and IN bank. 49,. 192. 291 6S
Accrued interest and rents. 4S0.S4
Premiums in course of collection. 2lf,3bI IA
Total admitted assets ....:. S2,1os, 221. 46
Assets not admitted, 81 ,On303.
LIABILITIES DEC. 81, 19o5.zs
Unpaid losses and claims ........ $S3.830.O1
Reinsurance reserve %S13. S32 80
Capital stock paid up ........ 15d,O0o.Go
Total liabilities including
capital .................... $1,747, S22. 81
Net surllus $50. $50. Is
RISKS AND PREMIUMS. 1888 BUSINESS.
Fire risks written during the year 35. 26S. i6 60
Premiums received thereon: $50. 1870 %
Net amount in force at end of the E-E....
year .......... 123, 3t;2. 947. 60
BUSINESS IL MINNESOTA IN 1905. =
/ ~ St Fire Tornado. Aggrega te
Risks written. ,557.277 s3u2.92) $2,sGJ 1877
Premiums reed 1904 1861 37,576
Losses paid. 1898 ~ l.153
Losses incurred hob ........ HOB
STATE or MINNESOTA.2
Department of Insurance:
whereas. the National Union Fire Insurance
company a corporation organized under the laws
of Pennsylvania, has fully complied With the
provisions of the laws Of this state. relative to
the admission an. authorization Of insurance
co npauies Of its class.
Now therefore. The undersigned. Insurance
Commissioner. Go hereby empower and authorize
the said above named company to transact It's
appropriate business of f.r Insurance in the
state of Minnesota. according to the laws there
of. until the 31st day of January. A. D. 1907.
ui;Iess saiu utiIumi. be oAt.ast oInerM ise
| legally terminated p:ior thereto.
| In testimony whereof. ! have hereInto set my
| hand and affixed m- official seal al st. Paul,
| this 31st day Of January. a. D. 1906 y
| 779-a.5 THOM Is, H. u BRfEN. =
] Insurance Commissioner.
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$4,000 JOB FOR PERKINS

St. Joseph, Mo-, March 21:-A. E.
Perkins, superintendent Of the Burling-
ton railway at St. Joseph, has been ap-
pointed adviser to the St. Louis munich
I,al bridge and terminal commission at
a salary of $4,000 a year, effective
April j.
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Why on the Atlantic?

The question was asked why the dry
dock was not built on the Pacific coast,
where the route to the Philippines
would have been shorter by 5000 miles
and the expenses much less. The heavy
tolls thru the Suez canal would have
been saved.
No senator attempted to explain why
the Dewey was not built on the Pa
cifc coast. Senator Spooner said 1T
was extraordinary that the work should
have been done on the Atlantic side
and Senator Perkins agreed with him,
but said he did not desire to criticize
the navy department..
A general discussion of the Philip
pine problem arose over the question
of, ppropriating 100000 for defensive
! works in Hawaii and the Philippines.
Of this sum, $260,0OO was for Hawaii
and tho remainder to be used in the
discretion of the naval authorities in
! the Philippines. The committee had
! prohibited the use Of any portion of
this money at Subig bay. Mr.. Lodge
and number Of senators contended
that Subig bay is the natural port for
defense in the Philippines and fan
preferable to Cavitc.
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Would Abandon Islands.

Mr.. Teller said no money should be
wasted in fortifyiug posts in the Phil
ippines. He said the United States
should abandon the islands and the
sooner the better. He said they have
already cost this country from $780,
100000 to 100000. He said forti-
fications necessary to protect the islands
would cost at least $5O0,00O,0.00 The
expenditure of that sum would give
no assurance of protection. The only
defense possible must rest with the
navy. He hoped to see the day when
this nation will abandon the islands.
Senator Elkins said he did not APP
prove the surrender of the Philippines.
He favored their retention for 100 or
1000 years. He said they will furnish
base for operations in the far east.
Bva vote of % to % the appropria-
ton for the Philippines was finally
eliminated leaving $25O,OOO for ex:
pcndtures in Hawaii.
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WHITE STAR LINE,
Kanaburg-dfn1erica1t.

Plymouth roourg Ham burg.
*zBluerhpr 1890. Mar. % aRugia .......April IS
aPrctoria. Mar. II 'ZRluchcr ....ApriI 70
cAmerika ......April I aPernsylvania. April 81
aWaldersee. April Ia deutschland April %
s. S. Arrerike, Most Luxurious ard Most Modern
of Levia thaIs.
Grill room. Gymnasium. cnlevator and la
carte restaurant. aCalling at Dover for London
and Paris.
Offices, IS and 81 Broadway. New York,
159 Randolph st. Chicago, III; ". +. Chandler.
z. Eichhorn e Son. a. [. Johnson & Co., o. E.
Brecke. Mis- Nilsson. \. G. VanStrum & Co.
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CHASE & SCHANFELD
BOT? %$ ?;?ss' INSURANC Guaranty Building
SOLE AGENTS FOR MINNEAPOLIS FOLLOWING

NORTH GERMAN FIRE INSURANCE COM:
PANY.~Principal office. Liberty street. New
York. N: Y: torganized in 1se9>: Adolph Loeb,
to accept service in Minnesota: Insurance Com
missioner. Cash capital, $Z1o.W'G.
INCOME IN 1895.
Premiums other than perpetuals S454 362 es
Rents and interest .............. 12.337. "a
Total income ........ s466, 100 OF
DIsBU RsEMENTs IN 1905.
Amount paid for losses ...... $239. $50. %
Dividends and interest ......... 100000
Commissions and brokerage. D.. SD,S37.72
Salaries an1 fees Of officers,
agents and employees ........ 4.2T9. 80
TaAes. ices and rents. ......... 1Z.Siu.U3
All other disbursement ..-..... l1.1s3.7 10
Total disbursements ........ $3.50, 791.7 &c
Excess Of i.-come .ve" dtsburse- ..... =.
r ments Observation-Disclosures. S56,3tSIo
ASSETS DEC. 81. 1905.
Mortgage loans .......-........ s4s5oo 90
Bonds and stocks owned. ........ $50. 5ss. rs
Cash in office AMI in bank. 43.Ul5.U0
Accrued interest and rents a94S. -
Premiums in course of collection. 1862. IS
All other admitted assets. ....... 10000. co
Total admitted assets .. S601, 734 90
Assets not admitted. $l",3W.3S. p"
LIABILITIES DEC. 81. 1906
Unpaid losses and claims. ..... S3132D 80
Gross and unearncd premium
fire risks ............<....: 2e2 2Os 81
Capital stock paid up. ........... 2)U.000. Oh
Total liabilities including cap
ital .................... s513. 5oe. IA
Net surplus Observation-Disclosures. SS,2J5. 81
RISKS AND PREMIUMS, 1905 BUSINESS.
Fire risks written during the year $54,479 255 90
Premiums received thereon. $50. S7S,U99. 81
Net amount in force at end of
the year ..................... 34.7o2 $50. 90
BUSINESS IN MINNESOTA IN 1868.
Fire risks written ............. $1.407 .9I2 90
Fire premiums received. ........ $3.50. NC
Fire losses paid ..-............. 6,664 90
| hire losses incurred ............. iu 100. III
STATE OF MINNESOTA,
Department OF insurance.
| Whereas. the North German FIFE Insurance
| company. corporation organized under the laws
of New York. has fully complied with the
provisions of the laws C this STATE relative tt
! The admission ar. authorization OF Insurance
! companies Of its class.
| Now. therefore. the undersigned Insurance
/ Comm issioner, do hereby empower and authorize
4 the said above named con!any 10 transact its
/ appropriate business of f.e insurance In the
state OF Minnesota, according TO the laws there
! Of, until the 31st day of January, A. D. 1907
unless sail, autt.vrity be evoked o. otherwise
/ legally terminated prior thereto
1 In testimony whereof, 1 have hereunto set my
1 hand and affixed my official seal ct st. Paul
/ this S1st day cfsJanuary, A. D. 1906.
/ THOMAS ID. @ BRIEE.
Insurance Commissioners.
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OCEAN STEAMERS
AMERICAN TINE

AMERICAN LINE.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. SOUTHAMPTON.
St. Paul Mar "A. Arril p. MAY 10. June le
Ne" York Mar. 81. April eS. May &c, June %
st. Louis April T. May ), June .. June 80
Philadelphia. April II, May IL. June q july :
Philade ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
Haverford. March "a Merton April il
Friesand 49,. March, 81 Haserforl ....April IS
ATLANTIC TRANSPORT LINE.
NEW iORK-LONDON DIRECT.
Mesaba March q. April q. May 10, june &c
Mim"ehaha: April :; May . June ., June 80
Minneapolis April IS May 2G June 23. July q
DOMINION LINE.
PORTLAND TO LivERPooI<-shorts sea passage.
Dominion. March - Canada .......Aprl IA
e",.'nwurh. .Apriii kcrsiug,o on. "A priI q
HOLLAND-AMERICAL LINE
NEW IoRk-ROTTEHDAM, VIA BOUIOGNE.
NeM .,, twins % steamers OF 12,5oo tons
salnGs &C. per sHins list
Kyndam. APR. I 10 am N. Ans dm. APPS. am
Potsdam Apr II, t. ain Stat'dam. May >. 10 am
New st rwjn,Sc NEW AMSTERDAM
from New York April Is. Ma: 80. July 4.
RED STAR LINE.
n. Y, DOVER, ANTWERP ,LONDON. PARISl
ICELAND. March "a. April 21, May 10. June lf
Finland :. March 81: April Is. May 2G June 2:
spSr'1"u p @' H. MY n ' June D. july -
WHITE STAR LINE.
NEW XORK-QUEENSTOWN -.LIVERPOOL
Celtic 1850. March %. April -, May IS. June |;
Cedric March %, May 4. June /. Inue ?:
Teutonic 49,. April !. May 2. May 90. June q
Baltic April II. May 8. June G. July
Oceanic ...April 81. May 23. June 90. July Il
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. --LiV EHPOHL.
Cymric March "a. Apr:l &c. May "a. June 2
Arabic. May 10. June !, July 5, Aug.
TO 10 MEDITERRANEAN xxx niA ss
FROM NEW YORK.
CRETIC. .....April 3. ~ am: May ia. June .
REPUBLIC. April q. ; pm: May 81. Oct /
FROM BOSTON.
CANOpIC. April o.3" May 10, June 3
ROMANO April IS, 80 pm. June !. July
o. E. ERECKE, N. W. P. Agent.
l2l-l23 81 st s, Guaranty Bldg, Minneapolis.
T. f. LARKE. Passenger Agent.
8 East 9Th 81. St. Paul.
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RED STAR LINE.

n Y, DOVER. ANTWERP ,LONDON. PARISl
iceland. March "a, April 21. May 10, June 1f
Finland March 81. April rs. May 2G. June p
VGderland April l. May ), June =. June &c
b Il. Ali.E =. LIlne 3. July
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NATIONAL UNION FIRE INSURANCE COM
PANY-Principal office. 401 Wood street,
pIttsburg PA. (Organized in 1907 Jas. II.
Wilcox. president: r. f. Cole. secretary. At
torney to accept service in Minnesota: Insurance
mnlissioner. Cash capital. $T6O, 600.
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STATE OF MINNESOTA.
DepartIneut Of Insurance.

SIA1E Vt if.H.(fH5o Z ~ = - = ~
Department Of Insurance. .-
Whereas the Farmers Fire Insurance Com
pany, corpora ton organized under the laws Of
Peunsy lva1lia. has fully complied with the pro-
visions of the laws of this state relative to the
admission and authorization OF insurance com
psnies OF its class.
Now therefore !. the undersigned. Insurance
Conmi Missioner. do hereby empower aud authorize
the said above named company to transact its
appropriate business Of fire insurance In the
state Of Minnesota, according to the laws
thereof, until the thirty-first day of January. A.
ID. 1907. unless said authority be revoked or
otherwise legally terminated prior thereto. @
In testimony whereof. have hereunto set my
hand and affixed my official seal at ST. Paul,
this 31st day of January. A. D. 1906.
THOMAS d. O'BRfEN.
Insurance Commissioner
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ATLANTIC TRANSPORT LINE

NEW IORk-LONDON DIRECT
Mesa bn March "a April p. May 49, June &c
Mlnlehaha. ... April :, May 5. June >. June 80
NJ 'e ,unka. e. Sam il. M.y ~. June o. July
MINNEAPOLIS April IS. May 2G June % July q
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DOMINION LIN
HOLLAND AMERICA LIME

PORTLAND TO LiEERPOOT--Short sea passage
Dominion. March p Canada .......April /
oo'.'nWurh. Apriii kcEslug; on. ...April !.
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TRANSATLANTIC FIRE INSURANCE COM.
PANY.-Principal office in the United States
Liberty street. New York. n. Y Commenced
Loeb. Chicago. general manager in the United
States. Attorney to accept service in Mime
sofa Insurance Commissioner Deposit capital
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NEW YORK ROTTERDAM, VIA BOULOGNE.
New tWin-Screw steamers OF 1880 tons.
SalilnSS W eOneSuaY as per smiling list.
Stat Gam, Mar.2S. 10 am Noorcan:, Apr is. noon
ltyndam. Apr 10 am NJ Ans tdm. \ p %. . am
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-12-18

Nothing is smarter this season for
wear with the tailored suit or for the
separate skirt, than a plain tucked
shirtwaist such as the one here
illustrated. The. tucks are laid on
each side of a box-pleat and may be
stitched on their outer edge if desired.
A patch pocket on the left front Is
a stylish addition. The sleeves have
deep close fitting cuffs, and neck
completion is afforded by a stand
ing collar over the regulation neck
band. All the seasons waistings are
appropriate for the design, such as
challis, albatross, madras, silk and
linen. For 60 inch bust measure "a
yards of material SO inches wide will
be required.
Ladies' Shirtwaist No. 5684: Sizes
for 81, "a, 80, SO, 40 and az inches
bust measure.
The above illustration will be
mailed to any address upon receipt
of ten cents.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-12-18

Dainty simplicity characterize this
pretty little negligee, developed in
cream colored figured challis. Deep
pleats are stitched to yoke depth in
the front, and extend to the waist
line in the back, giving that trim neat
appearance, preferred by many, for
a 1arment Of this kind. The pat
tern provides for fun length or the
fashionable elbow sleeves, finished
by turned back cuffs and neck COM
pletion is afforded by a broad round
collar. Satisfactory results may be
obtained in cashmere, French flannel,
China silk, dimity, and lawn. For 36
inch bust measure ga Yards of ma
terial Sc inches wide will be required.
Ladies' Pleated Dressing Sacque
No. 568s: Sizes for 81, "a, SO, SO, 40
and AZ inches bust measure.
The above illustration will be
mailed to any address upon receipt
of ten cents.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-12-18


Otter 5rofoit ites Be op paa ct gor
Iannfe &cite, % aate REQ paa berre-
rig efter bauniiiif 5fif o. 4rng.
2uften unr frenbeles INT Of SpobI-
IbmIlpe, og SoIeu trastete mco Ban.
feIigbcb gjefunein be guile ether.
"a De bapoe reSet en- lime, itan-
lieoe be Seitene fornn ben Iamrne
Sfranfe, ion bnpoe binoret Dem ben
'forfGroelige yant. aaptein grotpu
og bans 9atter gioroe mi en- forbIsf.
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fe ira Sfoeen og neS til Sapet -
EapSe Sorben rennet og par faIst ub-
cper, % bet bite iig, at @fitanber
meIlem ben enc Del al 9anbeueien og
ben anben Del bar affiiret lem %
tppe 6ool Oct bite iig, at enoel al
Gen bar Issnet unber De irp5ieliSe
SorofiGlo og bar ieget neO oper MOO
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neb paa 2anbeoeien og Suren tort.
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binoe SeItene fat til ct Gre. Gs var
fommet til &apaitremmen, iom MI
bar itsrfnet og nGiten affislet.
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% 4ate fslte 8armen giennem fine
tDnoe Saaler. 9ette bar en- al "gi-
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oenne iiOite bar frembeles meget
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paa forifielise Steber. Silt og Der
flnoe be | opbe SltIIer Re oen gIobebe
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bapoe itaaet. Soare @sgifper ilog
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nGiten paa at blt babe blinbe og
fpolte; nuen in9en al Dem bible penoe
ON, TOR De buobe naaet, frem til Sll.
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hpttel 2ia! 2ial"
ct 8inhpuit fsrte &sgen tiliioe, %
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itcb / 9eren. Senbes anftgt bar for
trltffet 90 frpgtelig elbet, men bltn
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at tGrpte pau fine tpnbe Sanler itpr.
teoe oper BEN 9eoe 2apumasie % bort
til ben lille ursrte @resflef, Der olt.
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"ala, 2ia," raabte aate oe Hog ar.
meme ou1 ben sanrle aupes Gals,
"bnoroan bar on og Dim ManS uno-
eaaet 2rpaen9 9ette Steo Iigger 10
life bsiere emo @arfen rrnbt ON.
firing"
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eanlle. "Ufen ba 8efe meb i'm Slb-
itrsm bar lise neo os, flpg afua lin
stap / SorSen - Der -" bllu pegte
paa BET Ste6, bpor Strsmnren bapoe
belt fig | to og gaaet uoenom Sptten
"og 9eIe f,nbe life fomnre n9r-
mere. SenSes 8reoe bar Itor. Sltn
blGite TT beoe pltit pau os, men ifisrn
hi leo meget, fom ri life tilifabe, Zen
itore &fila er gcbl"
2ibt efter ianOt State 6en itore
9anbfieSel, bolpfrtlo al &aba, | Seer.
beben Of bet Steb, bpor Sitiene bapbe
itaaet. Soa reiite be tilbage til
2qnbsbbeb % 2ia og beubes geanb
REQ mi paa Seitene.
fsaren bar for 9iebliffet ODER -
GliIfanen bar rolig igien. Men lpnge
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beubes Mor paagnebe ON Ratten,
raSoe og ffi9lpenbe, efter at bape
trsnt, at 2apuitrsmmen igien bar
lige S9lene paa benz.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-12-18
Dseorah,p oftens
Wcniter Department.

1GeeorabsR pten"s Sirsbagss Mumer
piI berefter inbeboIbe @suftre for Ga.
Iler 90 ggru. Soert Wsniter ioItcr 10
Gents, 90 Seftilinsen ienbes til "Gecos
rabsRoten", os man beSes benptte 8lans
ieftcn pnd Sn6en al oenne Gp1lte. gi
bar label bisfe Renftre nnberisge at
v~sooebanolere, ps bet p~aaftaaes, at be er
aooe % lette % ereie at ID efter.
Waar man beitiler bisie Rsnitre, i
nan gioe 9umere. IaaI omfring 8rpitct
ce Sibet, GIoer for @srn o. unge Yis
ger, og fulbftGnbi9 aSresIe, iaaleoes at
wrebe bill a benz. @9r meset foriias
TIC life at besaa nosen Seil i gefripels
len, ba Rsuitre life ian o~Htbpttes.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-12-18
o A TO SEEK.

She (despisingly)-"O, you men
All talk and no deeds. Tell me one
single noble action you've done, OF
even one kind one"
He-"I've prevented you from dy-
ing an old maid, and, If you ask me,
that's a pretty heroic deed."-Rire.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-12-18
eyed Better Kape Dickens"

An lrishman applied for a position
as porter in a publishing house. He
walked into the store and the first
thing that met his gaze was a sign;
Dickens works, all this week for S4.'
The Irishman scratched his head
and finally edged to the door. When
asked by a clerk what he wanted, he
replied:
"Divil take your job. Dickens can
worruck all the week FIR four dollars.
but Pm a union man. I'll not touch
it. Ye'd better kape Dickens"