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Realising our responsibility in this res.
pect, we are scrupulously particular, in
every detail, using only the best and
purest drugs and chemicals with guaran-
teed accuracy. It matters not what ply
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He who is not handsome at twenty,
nor strong at thirty, nor rich at forty,
nor wise at fifty, will never be hand.
some, strong, rich, nor wise.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-06-01
into a restaurant in Olympia for din.

ner.
The waiter asked if he would have
soup, and the guest replied eyes.
When the soup was brought he asket
the waiter what kind it was.
"Green TURTLE" said the waiter
"Well, take it back" said the knigh
Of the canthook. "If can't have 8
ripe turtle soup don't want any SOUP
at ALL"
While saloon-keepers of Washington
keep right along selling their goods
paying no attention to speak of at any
other thing but "get the money
Ernest H. Cherrington is organizing
his forces firmly and strongly for the
fall campaign OF the anti-saloon party
and, if the liquor element does no,
keep their eyes open, as it were, they
may have chance to turn their bars
into temperance stalls ere it becomes
time to purchase Christmas presents.
II every school teacher in the coun.
try could be induced to furnish se-
lection Of the excuses for lateness OF
non-attendance which he or she re.
ceives during the course of, say three
months, the result would make high.
ly interesting volume. Here are a
few specimens:
Dire Sir: Tommy is late this morn.
in. Please excuse him. His father
overlaid himself"
"Deare Miss: Johnnie was un-
abel to attend skule yesterday, as his
suspenders was broke, and | had no
time to mend them, it being wash day."
"Sir: My sons abstinence from
school this morning was on the account
OF his grandfather expiring in a most
unexpected manner"
Dear Tea acher: Will YOU be so kind
as to forgive Freddy for being behind
time this morning, as he was unable to
discover his socks, which afterwards
proved to be in the backyard, where
they had no doubt been carried by the
family dog, which we intend to get rid of
at our earliest convenience"
"Dr Ser: Please overlook my off.
spring named Teddy being absented for
the last three days, as he has been suffer-
ing from severe pains in his intestines. !"
Miss -: Samuel cannot come to
school this afternoon, as he glued his
head to the mirror, and we have not
been able to seperate him yet"
A crusty old Olympia bachelor ad-
vertised for housekeeper. A robust
woman OF middle age, seeing the "ad."
in Seattle paper, came to Olympia,
Tuesday. in answer to the advertise
ment. The bachelor told her that her
appearance pleased him, and then he
proceeded to enumerate the duties
that would be required of her in his
house. ITO suit me-" he said. "you
will have to do the cooking, the wash
ing and ironing, the housework and
the shopping, attend to tho garden
and look after my clothes. sewing on
buttons, mending, darDing, and 90 on.
You must pay all the bills and keep
strict account to show where the
money goes. You must -"
But the woman held up her hand,
and the old bachelors flow of talk
ceased.
"Well?" he asked.
"You don't want q housekeeper,"
said the woman, "you want q wife,"
And with q grim smile-she was q
widow, so she knew what she was talk.
ing about-bid him good afternoon,
meandered to the depot and boarded
the train which was due in Seattle at
10 I'M.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-06-01
Attention

10 you: wants in all that should be in
Drug Store, is our business, and
the aim is that our atten.
ton to these needs
be SO satisfactory to you
that you will depend on us for
your supply Of
PURE DRUGS, PERFUMERY,
CHEMICALS, SOAPS,
CIGARS, STATIONERY.
PATENT MEDICINES,
AND
DRUGGISTS SUNDRIES,
VIZ RESPECTFULLY SoLIorr
You to give us q call when in need
OF anything in our line. Whether
you purchase or not, get our prices
see our goods. These two points
alone will make you regular pa
irons. Then, we treat everyone lust
alike, q child can do as wefl here as
an adult. We always appreciate pa.
tr0nage, whether small or large.
and sell goods at reasonable prices.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-06-01

He.
o mai len fair, with tawny hair,
And eyes that please me well,
love you more, now declare,
Than tongue can ever tell.
SHE.
No matter, sir, there's still way
To tell your love--vou see,
I'm up-to date and free to say
That money talks to me.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-06-01

DRIFTwOOD
individual Opinion.)
THE WAY OUT.

By LCE F. VERNON. X
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-06-01

r. a: WILSON. J. Z. PERCIVAL.
General Manager Secretary
-PuoNr
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
oNE-HALF MILE SAMPLE ROAD.
VIII BE Located on the Lower Wild
Horse Creek.

At last the county court has agreed
puon location for the sample macad-
am road that is to be built by the
government engineers, and as init
mated las tevening the Wild Horse
road was selected. The choice was
formally agreed upon yesterday after
the commissioners and Surveyor Kim
brell had visited the location during
the afternoon. The county surveyor
will at once make a survey of the road
and forward the same to Washington.
However, the court decided that a
half mile of experimental road was
sufficient, and that amount will be
constructed instead of the mile which
was first proposed. The half mile is
to cost about $500, the county hav-
ing to pay for all the labor. The
road will commence just beyond the
first hill after the road leaves the
Umatilla, and will extend for a half
mile.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
CITY BREVITIES

Trash hauled, phone Main 51l.
Built Ostermoor mattresses, Ba-
ker & Folsom.
House to rent: call at 323 Cosbie
ST., or phone Black 1881.
Five-room cottage to rent, ss per
month. Phone black 2331.
Good typewriter and organ for sale.
A snap. Graham Furniture Co.
Back on deck. Phone Main 8 for
the yellow wagons. Elmer Turner.
Latest styles girls school hats just
received at Mrs. Campbelrs millinery.
Nothing is too good for the home.
Baker G. Folsom's for best furniture.
Harness at Crawford's at shriveled
wheat prices. See his line before buy
ing.
Teachers, attention-For room and
board apply to Mrs. w. B. Mays, 126
Thompson.
Chambermaid wanted; German girl
preferred. Arlington Lodging house,
Main street.
Bushels of bargains may be found
on the sc and 10c counter at Des-
pains Cash store.
Wanted-Woman for general house
work. small family. Inquire Mrs. WI
ley Frazier, West Bluff st.
For Rent-Three furnished house
keeping rooms. electric lights and
bath. Apply to this office.
Three newly furnished housekeep-
ing rooms for rent, 301 South Main
street. Inquire Bowling Alley.
When In Portland stop at the Hotel
Oregon. Rates 81 per day and up
ward. European plan. Free bus.
wanted-Man or woman to cook
Charles Carter, $40 Vincent street.
Leathers' Tranfer & Storage Co.
Phone Main 511 at all hours. Office
and stand at Gritman's cigar store.
Man and wife wanted to keep house
for elderly gentleman through the
winter. Apply 1101 East Court street.
For Sale Cheapest of Chambers
encyclopedia, leather bound, and
many other up-to-date books. Call
100 Jackson street.
wanted-Competen salesmen to
represent factory on the road. Posi-
ton permanent. Address Dept. AZ,
1910 Atwood Bldg, Chicago.
For Rent-New 5-room house with
basement and 5-rCom house with
barn: both one block from West end
school. Enquire 513 Pine street.
Soda and city beer in bottles. soc
dozen, 81 case. Cheaper than draught
beer for family use. Hed-Eez, the
great headache remedy and bracer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
MOVE TO RELEASE ADAMS.
IIabcas Corpus Proceedings Brought
I'm Boise Court.

Boise. September ii. w. Lillard
of Baker City. Ore, uncle of Steve
Adams, has applied in. the district
court for a writ of habeas corpus to
release Adams from the Idaho prison,
at non today.
Adams was arrested in Oregon last
February charged with completely in
the assassination of Ex-Governor
Steuenberg. He was never indicted
nor given a preliminary hearing. The
move is made by the attorneys for
Meyer and Haywood for the purpose
of finding out what Adams may know
Of the case.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
JAMS Study Horse Racing.

The Japanese have a way of learn
ing whatever foreign art or business
they want to introduce into Japan.
Two young Japanese are studying the
business or science of horse breeding
in Kentucky, its capital. When they
have mastered It, they will start
breeding establishments in Tokyo. A
Japanese horse may yet win the Fu-
turity, the Grand Prix or the Derby.
with the Procession" Everybody
Magazine for September.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07

Phone main $50. John Gagen, Eagle
building. Court street.
For Rent - Suite unfurnished
housekeeping rooms in East Oregon
ian building. Hot and cold water and
bath on same floor. Inquire this Of
flee.
Men wanted at once, by the Warren
Construction Co., to work on street
paving. Wages 25 cents per hour
Apply to superintendent, or at office.
rooms 1916, Association block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
Forshaw Collecting Agent.

Sam Forshaw has been en-
ployed by the district fair man
agement to gather exhibits for
the coming fair, and he is now
engaged In the work Thus far
he has been devoting his time
to gathering displays from the
mills around town. Later he
will go into the country for the
) purposes of collecting samples
of grain, grasses, etc.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
Dog Had Keen Scent.

THAT dog of mine" said an Arling-
ton man to a neighbor the other day,
'has the keenest scent of any dog
ever saw. Why, yesterday he tracked
me after I had gone seven miles from
home. What do you think of that?'
81 think" said the neighbor. that
YOU need bath. Record.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
Challenges the Field.

Milwaukee. Sept. Charlie Neary
says he is going after Nelson. Her
man, Yanger and Britt for any purse
they want. He says after he has
whipped Nelson and one other he with
take on Cans.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07

On account of reduction of salary
made by the county court, Carl Par
ker has resigned the office of county
stock inspector. Few men in the coun-
try are better fitted for this position
and 1t will be hard to find compe-
tent man to take the place at the re-
duced salary.-Baker City Democrat.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
Prarticcd Without n License.

A. II. Shoemaker, veterinarian
who has been practicing without a
state license, was arrested yesterday
and after an examination before Jus.
tice Parkes, was bound over to the cir
cult court. In default OF $50 bail he
was placed in the county Jail.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
Chicago Wheat Market.

Chicago, Sept. Wheat opened at
60 rs, closed at SO "a: corn opened
at AZ 1-2, closed at Al as: oats open
ed at 80, closed the same.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07

Warsaw, Sept six soldiers and
prisoners mutinied and killed the di-
rector of the prison and released 80
agitators.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
Longworth Is Confident.

oyster Bay. Sept. 1.-THE Long
worths left at noon for Cincinnati.
Longworth says he Is certain to be
renominated and elected.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-07
Soldiers Frustrated by Heat.

Berlin, Sept 7.-Three thousand
soldiers were prostrated by heat dur
ing the maneuvers In Silesia.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21
GOSSIP FOR THE LADIES.


o'clock IA the morning-and WHISTLE
whistle TIL very dog in the souara
harked. But | never can he Il man ana
drive milk wagon. Never. | think II
dreadful unkind of Fate, And now
don't you dare laugh
Dear debutante, believe me, would
as soon laugh nj this natural. whole
some wish of yours as laugh
Now mere 5 letter from Japanese
man. whose English, | take it, is mis-
Informed rather than lost:
-FOUR much esteemed Interrogation ar
rived ana moves me deeply. To be a
woman. Who would not esteem him.
Self happiest Of men to be such indeed :?
myself often have thought of il. and
sign Truly, not my women. but your
Women. An, the American girl, Is she
nor wonderful. soulful, melodious? She
Is lotus flower that floats on NV
hearts stream. Her beauty is sn swift,
t1er features have the place of abiding
I1f each !oyeliness. Hank, she signs.
she laughs. she loves 1t is rayisbment.
Is not TINS a sweet bouquet of the
nepse roses and wild flowers of Eng
HSh But 1t seems to me this letter
expresses the writer's love of the wom-
en- rather than any wish upon his part
70 change his sex; so l lay it by and
choose another:
W. NiSuPl 10 he n man
you ASK. l have many uuSatiSfed long
llSS' but tins certainly is not one Of
them, Why should it he! BY our supe-
IioI diplomacy we women have already
made you men-folks our unconscious but
not less useful vassals. and though our
growth be slower it but attestS our SUI
perlor nature Maturity comes quickly
70 The lichen. but slowly to the mammal.
| grant that YOU lead us in many things
but only as the donkey does the cart
though he leads. he pulls. No. | had
as LET be Il dodo as Il man.
HE sentiments of ten women | shall
summarize briefly:
Two would not be men, neither now
nor IN state of reincarnation
One would be man if she could
dress in color ana ruffies, as men dressed
III former times.
One would like to he a man. to come
and 20 as She pleased.
One loves horses so well. she would
like to be man 'at times" so that
she could be Il jockey.
One would lige to he n man. so that
she could get twice the salary for the
same work
One would like to be a man for how
it would feel
because she would have So much to be
thankful for when she got back to her
own sex.
One wishes to be man, so she could
fix her auto when il breaks down on
the road.
One would like to be a man. ia treat
the employed of her sex as gentleman
sh0ud.-D. ID. Lemon in Sunday Maya
zine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21
When a Girl Is Engaged.

The wise girl needs no advice as fo
how she shall bear herself during the
period of her engagement. There is no
danger that she will not take it serious-
ly. The risk in her case is that she will
he so much burdened down with hnr
new duties chat she will lose sight of the
lighter and more pleasurable side of it..
That is not the happiest engagement
which is conducted to the refrain of the
Dead March" in Saul" A man may
think it is very charming, for a while.
to see his tiancee take almost a religious
view of the new relationship. but il will
not be long before he will crave the
every-dayness that takes fun as well as
solemnity into account
Fewer girls of this type however. are
found than of the other There are
girls who consider all love affairs more
or less as jokes, even those that lead Ia
marriage Their point of view is deter
mined sometimes by their associates and
sometimes by the part of the country iu
which they have been reared. In GER
tain sections it used to be the custom
not to announce an engagement until a
very brief period before the wedding
cards were out Under those circum-
stances a girl seemed to take keen
pleasure in concealing her new relation
skip from those about her. | have
known of girls who would not hesitate
to deny point-blank the fact of their be-
rothal even within a few weeks #
their marriage ! once heard girl say:
GAN my fun would be at an end if my
engagement were announced. | shall
have to live with one man for the rest
of my natural life, and | mean to lily
about a little before | settle down with
him"
one would he tempted to condemn
this sort of thing unreservedly were it
not that those same hrtatious girls Oft
en- become the most devoted wives and
mothers. and never bestow look or a
thought upon other men after marriage.
But. although there are instances Of this
kind. it is a decidedly unsafe rule to fol-
low. More than this. it is unkiud and
unfair to all the parties concerned
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21
The Discomfort of the
sexes Is About Equal.

Have there been times when for pleas
HEe or profit You have wished that you
We're ot the opposite sex? If 50, will
YOU kindly jot down a few particulars
HA a half-note sheet and mail the same
~ me at your earliest convenience:
'pr reply will be considered a personal
FAVOR, and be held strictly confidential as
90 name and address
LAST February l mailed forty copies
w. yae above request to as many friends
-l.d ag1quaiGtances, divided equally as to
~ now have at hand tweuty-seven
Turns, ,.' sufficient. ! imagine, to proceed
-p'a short diverting excursion along
.E-Way Of human nature.
90 a letter penned by young woman
~ Albany, y. Y. quite young; "A beauty
,Ae Hlhson type. says:
Il You ever print this with my name
>4at never forgive YOU Yes. | long
De man. Listen. 50 that I could
Eve q milk wagon. I hear You laugh.
-,''tf mind. | would give ell ms jewel
except my pearls. to be a man and
80 milk wagon inst once. Only
h. To set up in front of a hundred
'4'ii- cans, and drive into the city at
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21

oAly occurs to the onloGKer at the little
coWedy that the article might rs we'll
pe used dozen times before being lost
|of broken. or torn. as he kept in n box
ahQ only used six times before death or
managing circumstances bring ii to a
new owner,
- We 20 on saving these treasures
ior what Everybody knows the old
adN who keeps her furniture Swathe1
Ian Holland, whose silver reposes in the
basket whose best black silk dress Is
u Tile more than a memory, carefully
loided IN tissue paper at the bottom Of
q bureau drawer. And everybody
SHOWS the sequel. How the blinds.
drawn up TO the top after the funeral.
le' the sunlight glare down on the care
loilF preserved carpet how the inven-
tof} man with notebook and pencil
thHmpS the coyerlesS chairs and
mounts the sofa in his rough boots TO
see IL picture is genuine. We know
bow the silver goes to grand-niece
Marion. who has already got more than
she can use, and 10 second cousin Ruth,
WHO hardly knows silver from pewter
am who will give the baby the smaller
pieces 10 "bangbang" on the kitchen
Table. while cousin Deborah. who. with
.ur help of a large black bordpred peck
.e' handkerchief, is rummaginc the draw
efS upstairs between lugubriouS shifts
Wtl mt length pounce upon the black
Sis dress and carry it off to cut mp into
n petticoat.
II doesn't seem worth saving I'M for
vet were doing the same thing every
uaE We don't take the good of our
posse SS:uHS-Wc expect to use thcW-but
don't. There is always an OCCASION n
nIte ahead that we have in view as
W" peep ut our treasures in their hiding
III.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21
Beware of Tin Receptacles.

Some friend TO humanity should lave
large sign printed: DO not put IHdI-
onnaise In tin receptacles. and harE it
in every kitchen where salads are pre-
pared. 1t is only recently that several
ladies in Richmond Va. were made
seriously i'll by eating salad at reaep-
ton. Investigation showed that the
mayonnalse, in which was cgnsidor hle
lemon juice. had been allowed to aud
all day ia tin pail. According IT, the
phESIcIans. enough poison was gener8 ted
10 Kali forty men. and had the Ia'!les
eaten the mayonnaise from the bottom
Of the pail it would have ended serious
~. Ptomaine poisoning develops through
the action of acid on tin. That is why
every can Of meat or vegetables or fruits
should be turned out into an cartheu
bowl or crock Immediately upon ope ing
the TN can. The air we breathe IS 81
vital force blled with gases which inter
INTO chemical combination with foods
and"change their composition. more rHan
the average h0uSekeeper who La- not
studied chemistry. dreams.
Things Put Away.
! We've all got then-sacrel bis Of
JeWeiry' or lace, or other possp~- ions
70" good 10 Use. Even althongh we
ourselves mar nerer have use for the
modem treasure-we steel our hearts 10
the thought Of giving it away at
would not be appreciated" we say ;ghen
our conscience pricks.
Nor do we attempt to use The. Brs-
cious things ourselves. They MAJ get
lost. or torn, or broken. or hundred
other things may happen TO them Il
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21

The Old Home.
- ol1 lane, an old gate, an cd house by a
ia tTe Wood, a wild brook-they viii not let
no nf Dsi l knew them, and stin they
call for me-
novn deep in nv hearts core hear them,
.r,-oa aii1 teaarmists behold them beneath the
oId-time skies,
Mid hee-Eoom and rose-bloom and orchard
lands arise.
hear them and heartsick with longing is
my soul, -.
sky's blue bowl;
Around me, WITHIN the' the "e"'F "'''"
made whole
To talk with the wild brook of all the long
ago, .,.,. -
used to know
when we were old companions, before my
heart knew Woe
Tn dr0wse with the noontide, lulled on its
heart of gold;
TO lie with the nighttime and dream the
dreams of old
10 tell to the old trees and to each listening
leaf,
The longing, the yearning, as in my boy
The old hope, the old love. would ease my
heart of grief.
The old lane, the old gate the old house
by the tree,
-he Wild wood, the wild brook-they will
not let me be;
In boyhood | knew them aud still they call
10 me. Criterion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21
DUPLICATING APPARATUS.
Copies of Havbills, Eec Made in a Handy
Wav.

The modern. up-to-date business man
always has his bills made out in dupl-
cate, and sometimes in triplicate. but
generally the former is deemed sufficient.
In this way Il perfect record is made Of
The original bill, and in case of mistake.
when it is necessary to refer to the bills.
the record is readily procured. A handy
duplicating apparatus has been patent
cd by an Oregon inventor. by which du-
plicate copies of bills, wayblls. etc, can
he made without the hand coming in con-
tact with the carbon paper. The frame
IS made with side and back of the
same size as the bills to oe used In the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-07-21
Hints on Photoqraphs.

1t is unwiSe to wear new dress II
always falls in awkward folds
Whenever possible it is money well
spent to drive TO the photographers.
y feather boa or lace hchu has n
wonderfully Softening effect on the feat
ureS
Above all. if you want your picture to
have natural expression, you must for
get where you are.
Generally speaking, the head and
shoulders make II far prettier picture
than Il full length portrait Exchange.