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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10

Other waters sell at l5c a Split
Shebolygan, the best Wisconsin water,
sells at 10 cents. AL drug stores and
drinking fountains.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10

Other waters sell at l5c a Split
Sheboygan, the best Wisconsin water.
sells.at 10 cents. All drug stores and
drinking fountains.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10

No. 3 hard, 76Cd7S.
No. ! hard 73Ca 7j1s.
No. , red SS(d90.
no. 3 red STA s..
Corn
No. > white 49lla49l2,
No. 3 white 1914.
No. , yellow 10.
No. > mixed 4Sl2.
No. 3 mixed 4Sd4S12.
No. / mixed II.
Oats
No. , white 36(d37.
NO. , mixed 34l2@35.
No. , mixed 34ld34l2.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10
Christian Scientists

The Christian Science services will
be held in room No. 9, Rosentield
building, at II clock.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10
Liverpool Gables.

Wlea'-Jnchangei to Il higher.
Com higher.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10

other waters sell at 15c a Split
Sheboygan, the best Wisconsin water,
sells at 10 cents. All drug stores and
drinking fountaina
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10
Kansas City Options.

Kansas City Cash Markets
Wheat
No. 2 hard 79dS0t,.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10
Chicago Hog Market.

Light 63jn6j0.
Heavy 6.3jo6.5L
Mixed 6.2jH6.6O.
Rough 6.25ld64O.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1906-06-10
Presbyterian Church.

Corner Of Fourth and Boston. Sun
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18
MRS. sIRosoNe OUT ON SAIL.
Motion for 5 New Trial Denled--No-
tlce Of Appeal.


Hazlehurst, Miss, Dec. 17.--Mrs.
Angie Blrdsong has been denied a
new trial by Judge Miller. She was
sentenced to FIVE years in the peni-
t1atlary and notice was given by
appeal to the Mississippi supreme
court.
When the notice Of appeal was filed
counsel for Mrs. Blrdsong made APP
pIication for bail. which was granted
in the sum Of $40 600. Major Fox,
father ofMrs. Birdsong; A. Q, May,
a Jackion. and other friends Of the
woman, signed the bond.
Mrs. Brdsong shot and Killed DR..
Thomas Butler, at Monticello, Miss.
Nov %, 1865, and at the trial con-
Guided several days ago was convict
cd OF manslsugbter Since that time
she has been seriously III. Because
OF her young child and her illness,
Mrs. Birdsong was never sent 10 jail.
The young defendant was taken 10
court lying upon a cot. Moaning
with pain and fever, calling contin-
ually for water. and at times nearly
delirlous, she listened for an hour
and a quarta& TO her counse's argu-
ments for leniency and a new trial.
She was allowed to hear the sentence
without standing. A striking feature
OF this scene was the fact that the
leading argument for Mrs. Blrdsong
was made by a lawyer, himself so
M that he reclined in an lnvalld's
chair, while addressing the court.
This was II N Miller, who suffered
complete breakdown at one Of the
critical parts Of the trial.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

New Orleans. nee. if-Anolhsr
sgep lu tts movunrut 10 bring vaiie
Immigrants Go ~ Noaih sas an
nounced Ftiaay aiEsi ~ A a HHa-
500. paxseaErr inne sseai - me
uhacls Cenifai raiiroaa He saia
taai ths rtlinsats EaHepesn atuaa-
ssip arest. ponAM Eose. has arrurg-
"a STA a steamship nes 30 taa im-
mlFsarr sscamsr1 tstseee Nsu o.
,esns ara Easf0qgaa Tof9 ne
nart ~ ~ aesrsaia Hee uas ao
ratc panfc % NJ HHsAca SO
sati ftat tts hatfs Sin ttE,a fueslaE
- rua AZ gaf 49, irtuirluri Fa,sls
= sgtf
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

salaries OF the cabinet. The amend
ment was adopted-2O4 to 60.
Mr.. Littauer, who retlres to pri-
vate life with the close OF the pres
ent congress-, offered provision rails
ing the salaries OF senator's and menu
beers Of congress. delegates, and the
resident commissioner of Porto Rico
70 81 800, and on agreement the time
for the increase 10 begin was fixed
a. March 4, 1909.
Mr. BoutelIe, Of Illinois, said he
was opposed to the proposition to
increase salaries OF members, but
was glad TO vote to increase the COM
pensation Of the speaker, vice presi-
dent and members of the cabinet
Representative Clark, Of Florida.
said he desired 10 discuss the ques-
ton from the standpoint OF a poor
man. He called attention to the
fact that men are leaving the service
OF the country and returning 10 pri-
vate life, solely because the salary
which they receive in ofieIal posi-
tons was inadequate to maintain
them.
And the ysee In the future years,
poverty for their children, and want
in their old age. believe there
are not ten men on the floor In prl-
vate conversation Will not say the SAL
AIRY is inadequate. the Increase Is
right, but some say, 4 cannot afford
20 vote for It. n the time ever
comes while | am a member Of this
house, that | look upon any PROPOSE
tIon as being right. and yet am
afraid to vote for Il, ! will tender my
resignation aud 90 home"
A round OF applause followed which
rather startled Mr.. Clark.
"For Gods sake. let us answer the
great daily papers who are chaileng-
Ing our courage 10 go upon the rec
ord by our votes before all the conn
try" was his concluding appeal
MIR. Lamar, Of Florida. opposed
the amendment, as did Representa-
tive Gronna OF North Dakota: la
cey, Of Iowa, and Weber. Of Ohio.
Others who spoke In favor Of the
amendment. as did Representatives
Grosvenor, OF Ohio, and Sims and
Gains OF Tennessee.
The amendment was defeated by a
vote OF ayes, log: noes, 1855.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18
n.nsl.nsr -, cenvsntL9o.

Guthrie. Okla. Dec. IA
timatod deficiency o. $1,000 -
the constitutional couventioa. 20.
~, Flison. disburslng asa; @
convsniion. said ast ulEhi iaa.
COMPTROLLER of the euTTv1c5 30
uGcd atm 90 cortract 40 ts7''
y0ud TIE sioo coo sppropriaie' %
euabunr arr Cor tbe eilcfi7a ar
already has refused 90 pay 'Ti-
bills eoutractrd wHAcri r.f
edge. ~Wheu the uonsr ra'
$40 be-. 4 IN euls E4ying
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18
viii MOI Bar JAG children.

San Francisco. Dec. l7-"Japnes
children who have passed the gran.
mar grades have NOT and will not y
barred from the high schools. MS
statement was made by Presided
Altman. OF the board OF educai.os.
Accordingly, II any japanese sees st
TO pursue NE higher education 70 -
far as the public schools o. The Gig
can make a pathway for him there
will be no bar after he passes thr0lga
the Oriental school. Il Is Only .
the grammar and primary grades NJ
any objection Is made to the pres 20
OF japanese and the chief oblec %
In these grades Is TO grown met.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18
cruIaer Montana Launsh.a

Newport News. Va, Dec. IL
The United States cruiser Aohiana
was successfully launched % tae Ne''
port News ship yard SATURDAY =
the presence OF a large number O.
people. The vessel was enris'fa'.
by Miss Minnie Conrad. taushie' O
w. g. Conrad. Of Mohta1s Gov
ernor TOols. Of that state, vas ''P-
resented By Martin MaEinnls i7'af
territorial deiegate In eongrcas s-
ator Carter and RspreseBlaiive pla
Also we're preaent. The aaV ~
not ohiclaily ropressn,oi.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

Atlanta, Dec. 17.--Whlle In front
OF the williams house No. 1. James
o. Watkins was accosted by two lit
tie newsbOys. and robbed of 1851 so.
Mister. please change this dime for
me?" said one. Watkins pulled
his pocketbook out, and was about
TO give the change desired when the
two little fellows grabbed his purse,
and ran away, making an easy es-
cape. The matter was reported TO
the police. and the case Is being
Investigated. Mr.. watkins said Il
contained Sl3l 80 in greenbaelIs and
silver, and $500 worth OF negotiable
certificates II Is not thought that
the urehlns can handle this amount
OF money without being detected with
In a very short time A very ac-
curate description OF the boys Is in
the hands Of the police. and II Is
thought they will be caught.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

Sc. Louls. BIO. Dec. N -NAdolphus
busch. ihc mulu. mlllionsito brewer.
says be ls Ia favor % an income tax
law nisousslnE that part 81 Prss-
ideni Rooseyel,s mrasaFo referrIng
20 the income tax. Mr. Busch said
Friday "if there we're MOI ~ many
s,ingy rich men IN tho upaod s,atcu
every mhn with a deccnt ineome
would be- paying his fair proportion 81
government taxes, A man vlth
mupey 10 - fortunsic that ! believe
that Re should BE- respectfully liberal
I hsve o7ca wondere aWsy Il is ,Aoss
of iho upNea States Nao have %
much 80 the worlds gooaa sila want
10 SCI more and usafe san. ana revCr
share oar prosperity vita others
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18
Finley Hsads c. s. az. Railway,

Macon, Ca. Dec. i7.-Presldent
W. w Finley. OF the southern raii-
way, was named head OF the Geor-
gla Southern aud Florida railway az
the meeting In the general Offices OF
the company. he was slso chosen
10 ON the vHcancy on the board OF
directors made by the death OF the
late president Spencer. lie thus
assumes all the duties toward the
Georgia Southern and Florida that
were performed by the man who was
succeeded by him in the southern.
Resolutions deploFinE the death OF
President sPencer we're presented and
adopted BY the hoard 0f directors.
No other business was disposed OF
The directors present At the meeting
were T. ID, TinaIoy. r. c. Burke.
W. a. Cor. ]. y, Hanson, W. Y.
McCaw and 8 r, Parrot. OF Macon,
and A. s. Pcndloton. o. Valdoeta,
and George W Parrot. % Atlanta.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

fiitsburg. Dec. i7.-Because be
wAs . decsnt. haFdvorkiae man and
asa 10, uke the guests Invited % Ms
house, the coFuner'f deputies believe
itaEa walker vac maFfTTea by his
wife, i.eaa. and Robert Iaoyd. a
boarAsf, whom TIE police nay. has
bad rooord Walker came receni-
~ from Indiana. ard had been en-.
rloycd a. an expert ia ere Rcei mills
lie died Co THURSDAY. his sitou avs
~ hnius avn s,aira TIE ooro-
uers psysieias yesterday founs ihfee
stab wuisas over ihe urat syr thar
penetrated iae trlia and caascd hls
DEAN -
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

Blueheld W Va. Dec. 1.-THE
explosion a. 10 600 pounds Of powder.
on three mine cars, az Eckman. Fri
day caused the death OF one person
and the iniury Of Hlne others, two OF
them probably fatally Joe steels
was Killed Alexander Finney and
Mrs George Johnson were proba-
bly, fatally injured The men were
on the powder cars. and The woman
was In house nearby. The powder
was In tins. and was moved from a
freight car 10 the magaxibe. when
sparks from the motor wheels SET &
on. The houses nearby we're torn
70 splluiers. and the dctonau0n
rocked the entire village.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18
TRIAL ORDERED FOR
OFFICERS OF BLACKS
Charged With Failure to n
Duty at
TIME OF BROWNSVILLE RIOT
Also charged that In View Of IN,
Strained Relations whica Ers,.s
Officers Failed to Exercise Dr., ,n.
lissnee in Preventing Trou5ie.

Washington Dec. l7.-Ua ia
recommendation OF the genera. 9s4
the seertary OF war has ordered IA.
trial by cOurtmartial OF Major Cha,
w. Penrose and Captain Ear.r A
Macklin, Of company c, Grst bana,o.
Twenty-ffth infantry, urder lae sI1.
ty-second article Of war, for "condl1
to the prejudice OF good order ts5
discipline, In failing in Their -Uy
in preventing and supprcasiug ne
riot at Brownsville, Tex, lat As.
gust.
me specifications viii .ac,rie
among other things the chaT-s hal,
the two officers named faiIc4 Co X.
erc!se due diligence in p-r.-
the occurrence when the col.r.. Of
affairs at Brownsville made ], ua.g..
sary that all proper precautions s4o.l
be taken TO prevent a clash te.ses
the troops and citizens, and also lsi
they did not examine the rifles o, he
men until daylight, although Gg
learned OF the true state OF affairs b.
/ or 2 O'Clock in the morning.
The details as TO the Membership
Of the court and the place where DE
trial viii be held. have been le'l %
the discretion OF the commanding o.
ficers OF the department Of Texas,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

AEearg,is. Ma, De, tf.--fhe
tasneeu of the mitahiFaeae teoi.
hsn lean fieciei AeeieaA haGh
noaE'ass. So kn1Vliis renn. CaP-
iaia ~ ~ Naval sratsuy s,Reys o.
seat fssf
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

Lowell. Mass, DC. lf.--Nosicca
veFe poste dst an 81 the cptioa mlns
% tals elU Ssgartay ~ aeF ccul
turreaae tu Waesa 10 - lato eGecs
ca N0easy neKi. A,pat ii.e
operatives are aEertfa
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18
RAILROADS OWNED
BY GOVERNMENT
Mexican Government Buys Ma.
jority Of Stock In
a GREAT RAILWAY COMPANY

Which 5uys System that win Com
prise over 10, 900 Miles and Numsr-
QUE Extensions Are Already Under
Way In South.
Mexico, Dee. 17.--Details Of the
railway merger, in which the Mexican
government takes control OF all Inn
portant railroad lines In the repub-
lie, became known Friday.
BY the terms of the contract, the
government procures absolute con-
troll of the Mexican Central, the Ma
tional, the international, the Inter-
Oceanic and the HidalgO and North
western railroads, all Of which will
be merged into one great railroad sys-
tenn. The government also comes
into control OF the Texas Mexian, a
railroad at Laredo, Tex, which Is
owned by the National. The mile
age Of the system will aggregate TO-
600 miles.
The Tehuantepec National and the
Vera Cruz and Pacific railroads, con-
trolled by the government, will con
tinue 10 be operated as independent
companies.
A Mexican company, majority OF
whose stock will be held by the Mex
lean government, will be organized
with headquarters in Mexico City.
The company will issue rs securities
In exchange for securities for the
outstanding Of the merged companies
The new company will make linn
it.ed issue OF prior liens az ~ per
cent and general mortgage bonds at
4 per cent. the principal and the I'M
terest OF the latter to be guaranteed.
The negotiations In a more Definite
form became active while Mr.. Ia
mantour was In New York on his re-
turn trip from Europe. They were
finally brought 10 an issue in the
last few days, during the visit to
Mexico Of Chen Richards. president
OF the Mexican Central and person
al representative Of Henry Clay Pierce
and Walter LRwen. Of Ladeuburg,
Thalmann & Co., representing the
foreign bankers
In a remarkable speech before con-
grcss Minister Of Finance Limantour
explained the reasons for the gtgan-
tic railroad merger Just consummat-
cd BY which the National and Central
lines become the property % the re-
public. lie declared that n this step
had not been taken the great rail-
road lines % the United states would
have stepped IN and absorbed all OF
the properties not then controlled BY
this government This, he explain
ed, would saddle onto the Mexican
people one % the great trust evils
suffered by the citizens % the great
northern republic In further sum
mhriEing tho situation ne rave as the
two other chief reasons for the gov
ernments action the facts that the
present merEer viii avoid friction be-
tween The Mexican Central and me
National lines. when The Central
might fear being ansagCuized BY the
Central lines IN which the govern-
mrHt bad tac oonlrolllug interest and
tss psusPssg ~ Fealizlag considerable
economies through the consolidation
% the great railroads uader a rin-
SIC maraEement. tie maintained that
the koStFument ga not contemplate
ne mcrEeF and was fofccd 20 % 80
~ tne aggressive attitude assumed ey
certain greet railWay systems Ia tAs
Urifea sattss.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

Rouc. Dcc az --TeTr.ae ',
t1oW. wind tuf raiA ha'f
terout aamars % nn ne 'in Aa
srraph anes. TkruuEaclf Do
tag 81 sziunfay Rous uaf
1850
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

SsE Vera. De iT,-rhs
srrsmssiR cara utith etf
a. Naato,caiaE Fgitsy nah
81 sater1sy.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-12-18

Atlanta. pce tT.-Wil smith. a
aFEro. vas convicted % voluntary
usuaargattr ia the suRsrsor csart.
sue rs ce1 ty Jatrt Roan
% fsrtf taft in thF penssauary
o. Nog lz sutA tauf rerro
aa-ut usau Wluaas la kls hous
ritarsea aim Nna al a.. aat kfIss
aim Oh re ~ staiesezt to ths
laTy, sa3a esc,trct taai WJnans
ssf rseetefF hyatef ~ hsma.
aef sass siu tts,v On nzs g.
fssa 81 sttaeart tm u ns ess
81 saa sal HsH An.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
GOTHAM BANKERS PRESENT
Jacob 81. schin Gives Substantial
Christmas Rsmembrances to
tsKitchen Jewel

= -A.
New York. Jacob H. schiff, the
banker, gave his cook, Lena, 5000 for
Christmas present, which proves that
Mr.. iSchin is very lucky to have such q
cook and that Lena is equally lucky to
have such an employer. Every one in
the schiff family has the highest regard
for Lena. There is not a dyspeptic
atom in a hundred dinners she pre-.
pares. Indeed, 1t 10 said that the only
reason Mr.. Schift wanted to fight Corne.
Illus N. Bliss at that famous meeting Of
the Equitable directors was because Mr..
Schiff was late for dinner Lena had
cooked.
Mrs. schiff gavesLena a cluster tlia-
mond ring which, as she mixes mayon-
naise will at once dazzle and encour-
age the scullery maids who obey her or
ders in the Schiff kitchen. Mrs. Felix
Werburg, Mr.. Schiffs daughter, pre-
sented the cook with gold watch and a
neck chain, and Mr.. and Mrs. M. L. Schiff
sent Lena handsome check.
Lena has served the Schiffs for Is
years. She is most intelligent wom-
an, who came to this country to teach
German and who found it more profit
able to cook in the German fashion.
Twenty-Five years ago she fell of
Christmas tree, SO to speak, into the
Schiff household. q gift that would have
delighted Lucullus-had he ever lived
in Germany. She is. Independent finan.
cially. She cooks for love of the Schiffs
and of her art.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
sPUTs SAIL ON HIS SLEIGH.
Young Farmer Extr1catss Himsslf
b. from Predicament BY His
Great ingenuity.

TOaley, N. D.-A remarkable adyen.
ture befell . Tolley man recently. While
the Tolley papers did not have re-
porter on the spot they secured and,
printed the story, but without those
sidelights and highlights that the Incl.
dent seems to demand.
Michael Pattison, young farmer near
FOLEY, was driving home in his sleigh
across the prairie. The wind had beaten
down the snow, the warm waves had
melted the top layers and the cold nights
had frozen them until there was q crust
on the snow that would bear q mans
weight. The horse. remembering the
barn, was making rapid time for home
when the sleigh went into a thank-you-
ma'am and remained there. The horse
and shafts went on home.
Pattison stood in the road, stamped
his feet and cussed the luck. A fierce
wind was blowing in the direction of
home and he had about made up his
mind that 1t would be fairly easy to
walk the ten miles when an idea struck
him. 1t was a, life saver.
Pattison pulled the sleigh out Of the
rut and dragged it, out on the prairie.
The wind was SO fierce that the sleigh
would almost skid along Of itself. But
Pattison, with two stats and some wire,
rugged up the lap robe as sail, gave
the craft running start, jumped in and
was at once slipping across the prairie
like an iceboat. The only trouble was
that there was no certain way to guide
the craft. But Pattison hung one leg
out behind and did some little steering
with it. Fortunately the wind was in
exactly the right quarter or it would
have been necessary to do some lying
about how Pattison tackled"
The wind was right. The craft quick
ly overlook the astonished horse, who
had now reduced himself to trot, and
soon left him hull down in the distance.
In fact. the sleigh and occupant arrived
home 20 minutes ahead of the brute
and In snubbing up banged into the barn
SO hard that it frightened the COW.
When the hero of this tale told it on
the streets Of rolley the Tolleyans
started little and looked surprised.
Some of them whistled softly and looked
meditatively away at the horizon. 9th
ers doubted.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
RACE SUICIDE IN ENGLAND


England's birth rate is declininx.. II
touched it,; highest point, since regis.
tration began u 1888. II 1876. To-day
It is Ct it, lowest. The children Of the
most prolific mothers those Of 1876
are the most iinproductiye mothers.
The reason assigned for the frightful
decline As the decay OF the maternal
instinct" Only 75 per cent. as many
little ones see the light now, or remain
init % saw It 80 years ago. No one
factor, however, can account for the
entire falling on.
The fact is there are many causes
Notably among the most prominent Is
the advanced age at which persons
marry and the fact that a great many
never marry. Previous to 1876 the mar
riage rate was 16 to 1711t per 1000. To-
I day II Is 1511kk. The claim made for
years BY leading economists that popu-
lation was supposed to vary with the
food supply is being doubted. It fails
I to hold good in England. for at no
time in the past was food 80 cheap or
30 abundant as it is to-day.
Possibly, says one writer, "rent, the
rates and taxes have more to do with
the question than the price OF wheat"
The fact Of the matter is, the question
lis beyond the best men In the empire
It bafhes everybody from the humblest
4 to the highest. In the fight for first
place that is on, It means, or may
mean, . great deal to England whether
her birth rate is small or large. A
short crop Of little ones in 1905 and in
each succeeding year means short
crop Of men for the army, navy, mills,
shops. farms, ships, factories and colo
MES Of England Is or 30 years hence.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
A Brilliant Success.

First Actor ION the Rialto)-Why,
how de do. Buskin? Where have you
been?
Second Actor-On western tour.
First Actor-Was it a success?
Second Actor-Glorious Immense!
Brilliant success! Why, sir, we came
back by rail.-N. Y. Weekly.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
THE EVENING TINES GRAND FORKS, N. b.

Philadelphia Ledger: Senator. do
you think the railroads get too much
for carrying the mails?"
Too much! Aren't they getting the
same they were before they stopDed
our passes? OF course they're getting
too much!"
Burning with indignation, he sat
down to draft slashing bill.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
obeyinr Orders.

Fortune What's the matter, dear?
You look excited.
Mrs. Fortune-E Excited! Why shouldn't
I? The new chambermaid complained
of headache, so sent her up stairs and
told her to take things easy. She did.
She's gone OF with all my jewelry.-
Judge. a
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
A subst,t,,,,+,.

Pattence-This paper says that Span.
tsh women play with their dolls ever
after they are married and have chill.
dren. Isn't that ridiculous?
l'atrice - Oh. we'll. perhaps they
haven't any dogs in that country!-
Ynnkers~ Statesman.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
A Pertinent Question,

Mrs. Gaussip is perfect crank on
ventilation
"Of what? Houses or other peoples
affairs ?"-Chicago Sun,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
When Tact Is Needed.

THAT politician takes great credit
y himself for keeping his promises"
II don't see why he should" an
swered Senator Sorghum. Anybody
can keep promise, but 1t sometimes
requires an artist to break one."-
Washington Star.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-01-18
The Truth Of the Matter.

The teacher was hearing the gram
mar class recite and gave them this
sentence: John can ride the mule II
Ahe wants to. Put that sentence in
better FORM" said the teacher. One
experienced urchin responded: John
can ride the mule If the mule wants
him to-"