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The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
cHILD'S AWFUL SKIN HUMoR
Screamed with Pain-Suffering Near
ly Broke Parents Heart-Speed-
lily Cured by Cuticura.

IT wish TO inform you that the
Cuticura Remedies have put a stop to
twelve years of misery l passed with
my son. AS an infant noticed on his
body red spot, and treated same
with different remedies for about five
years, but when the spot began TO
get larger I put him under the care Of
doctors. Under their treatment the
disease spread to four different parts
of his body. The longer the doctors
treated him the worse it grew. Dur
ing the day it would get rough and
form like scales. At night it would
be cracked, infiamed and badly swol-
len, with terrible burning and itching.
When | think of his suffering ii near
ly breaks my heart. His screams
could be heard down stairs. The suf-
| fering of my son made me full Of
misery. l had no ambition to work,
to eat, nor could | sleep. One doctor
told me that my sons eczema was
| incurable, and gave it up for a bad
job. One evening | saw an article in
the paper about the wonderful Cuti-
cura and decided TO give it a trial.
l tell you that Cuticura Ointment is
worth its weight in gold; and when
had used the first box of Ointment
there was a great improvement, and
by the time had used the second set
of Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resell
vent, my child was cured. He is now
twelve years Old and his skin is as
fine and smooth as silk. Michael
Steinman, z Sumner Avenue, Brook
| lyn. N. Y. April 16 1905"
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Marconi Anticipated.

An Psychologist and an Assyriologist
were dlsputing about the relative ad-
yancement of the two ancient peoples
whom they we're studying.
"Why, sir" cried the Egyptologist,
1--WE find remains of wires in Egypt,
which prove they understood electric
ity!"
"Pshaw!" answered the Assyriolo-
gist. I'VE don't find any wires in Assy-
ria. and that shows that they under
stood wireless telegraphy' - Stray
Stories
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

the strap that goes all round the edge.
1t is ornamented with two buttons.
From under the fronts of bolero come
the fronts of a vest of broche fas-
tened by buttons. The pulled elbow
sleeves are finished by two hem
stitched cambria frills, and are orna-
mented with buttons.
Materials required for the dress:
Eight yards 46 inches wide, one-half
yard brocade for vest, nine small but
tons, eight larger size. two yards lin
ing silk, six yards frilling.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

INTENSE agony and
great mental depression was unable TO at
tend tony house work, and life became bur-
den to me. Twas confined for DAYS 10 my bed
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope
could not bear TO think OF an operation,
and in my distress tried every remedy which
l thought would be of any use to me, and
reading of the value of Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound TO sick women decided
70 give II a trial i felt so discouraged th,it
had little hope of recovery, and when began
10 feel better, after the second week, thought
IT only meant temporary relief: but to my
great surprise found that l kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in size
The Compound continued to build up my
general health and the tumor seemed TO be
absorbed, until, in seven months, the tumor
was entirely gone and l well woman. am
so thankful for my recovery that ask YOU
to publish my letter in newspapers, so other
women may know of the wonderful curative
powers of Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg-
ular or painful periods, weakness, dis
placement or liberation of the female
organs, that bearing-down feeling, in
fammation, backache, fatulence, gen.
eral debility, indigestion or nervous
prostration, they should remember
there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such a record of cures of female
ills.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
TO write her for advice. She is daughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for
twenty-five years under her direction
and since her decease has been
advising sick women free of charge.
She has guided thousands to health.
Address, Lynn, Mass.
Remember that it is Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound that is cur
ingwomen, and don't allowan druggist
to sell you anything else in its place.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased 70 iearn
hat there at least one disease that science
been able TO cure In all It's stages, ana tnat
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positlve
being q constitutional disease requires consutu'
uonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally, acting directly upon the DlOod ana mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying tue
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and ASSIST
ing nature in doing its work. The proprietors nave
60 much faith in its curative powers that they oner
One Hundred Dollars for any case that IL ials 70
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address +. j. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
TAKE Halls Family pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Still SpitefuI.

Her-Yes, she married him to spite
another girl.
Him-But why did she divorce him4
$50 he could marry the other girl,
and thus spite her some more."-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Different Kinds.

"A man in politics should have lots
Of friends, shouldn't he?"
ct depends" answered Senator Sorg-
hum, ION whether they are friends
who want TO do something for you or
who want you TO do something for
them. "-Washington Star.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
innovation in Oregon.

Some palefaces recently from the
east have been putting up fly screen
doors to their houses. The next thing
we know we will be having flies on the
bay.-North Bend Harbor.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Have You Tried

the new Quick Desserts that grocers are
now sellingl They are Easy TO Make" as
all ingredients are in the package: Three
products - D-Zerta Quick Pudding and
D-Zerta Perfect Jelly Dessert at loo per
package, and D-Zerta Ice Cream Powder
A trial will convince you how easy it is to
have the finest desserts with no labor and
little
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Care of Oilcloth.

Oilcloth should never be- scrubbed with
a stiff brush or washed with strong soap.
Remove all dirt by carefully sweeping with
a soft hair brush Then wash until clean
with tepid water and Ivory Soap. Rinse
with clear water to which has been added
a teaspoonful of kerosene. Polish with a
dry cloth ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
SMART AFTERNOON DRESS
A Charming and Picturesque Co.'S
tune This, One of the Prettiest
That Have Appeared.

This is a very charming dress in
Empire style; it has plain, short
bodice, TO which the skirt is set in
gathers. The foot is trimmed with
three shaped founces put on with
curved ends terminating each side the
center front.
The bolero is a little full on the
bust, the fulness being gathered into
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

From the way some men prepare to
go to heaven they must imagine that
all they need is a letter of credit firm
their bankers
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Physical Impossibility.

The House Cat-You're getting rat
and apoplectic. can see your hnish'
The Pug Dog (making an enort 10
turn his head. but giving up)-Thats
more than can do. anyhow.-Chicago
Tribune
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Rad Effect of Athletics.

This man." explained the hospital
doctor, "is the victim of athletics"
"Ah. overturned, | suppose"
mo, he never trained a bit. Tue
fellow who hit him had, though. =
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
ONLY Rich in Embryo Yet.

Only Hlch IN EhOIyo
The Bud--How did you get your
start in life, senator? =.
The Senator-Why-er-1 haven
really got started yet, you know. l
am only worth 100000 as yet
Judge
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Rest He Gould Saw.

what do you think of these peek
a-boo shirtwaists the girls are wear
ing?"
well. they're almost clothes."-
Louisville Courier-Journal
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

man and wife shouldn't take them
selves too seriously. There's such a
thing as falling out by sheer force Of
gravity.-Puck.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Too Much So.

"Why do you call that ferocious bull
dog OF your Icy?'"
Because when he once attaches
himself to a person he clings to one
o."-Baltimore American.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

Tie more experience men and wom-
en- have in rearing children. the slow
er they are to give advice about rear
ing children.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
Modish Buttons.

The most modish buttons on custom
or tailormade are wooden molds COW
cred with cloth the same ss the suit
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

Most OF us at times feel the need OF
a postgraduate course In the school, oil
experience.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

Mrs. WInslows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces IN
dRmmRtion allays pain, wind collie. &c bottle
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

The seat OF conscience often seems
10 be in the liver.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22

Idleness is the incubator OF lot OF
Industrious niquity.-Chicago Tribune.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
DON'T BE CUT
Piles WithOuttheKnife


A new method of home treatment,
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No two cases of piles are exactly
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Write us a plain, honest letter, telling
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The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
The Stout Woman.

Eat less and cut out all sweets.
DrinE nothing with your meals.
The Yale expositor., 1906-06-22
INTERESTING LETTER
WRITTEN BYAN0TABLEWOMAN
Mrs. Sarah Kellogg or Denver. Color
Bearer or the Womans Relief Corps,
sends Thanks to Mrs. Pinkham.

The following
letter was written
by Mrs. Kellogg,
OF 1928 Lincoln
Ave-, ID e n yer,
Col. to Mrs. Pink
m,Lynn, Mass:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
" For five years l
was troubled with a
tumor, which kept
growing, causing me
intense agony and
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
LEGAL BATTLE LOOKED FOR
Rolette County Board Of Commission.
ers Would Not Allow Bill and
Mandamus Writ is Secured.

An alternate writ of mandamus in
the case of Narcotic Bros. VS.. the
board of county commissioners is re-
turnable today at Devils Lake before
Judge Cowan.
At the last session of the Rolette
county commissioners, Narcotic Bros.
filed bill for grading 1858 yards Of
road at % cents per yard making a
bill against the county of $2,32S.26.
At the same session two petitions in
reference to the bill were filed with
the commissioners, one petition favor
ing its allowance, and the other op-
posed to it's allowance. The board,
not being ready to pass upon the
merits of the bill moved to lay it on
the table. The Narcotic Bros, not
satisfied with this negative proceeding,
employed Attorney Fred E. Harris
who secured from Judge Cowan an
alternative writ of mandamus re-
quiring the county commissioners to
act upon the bill or to show cause
why such action should not be made.
The answer is returnable in chambers
at Devils Lake today. States Attor-
ney Bateson appears for the commits
sioners, and Attorney Harris for Mar
cote Bros. The case is quite compli-
Gated in its nature and may develop
into stubbornly contested legal bat
tie
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
THEY WOULD RETAIN RIGGS
Band Leader Offered Position In Grand
Forks Will be Given Inducement
to Stay in CrOOkstOn.

~Crookston Times: Is Crookston to
lose Prof. Riggs? This question is a
topic of general conversation about
the city at the present time and many
prominent business men when see to-
day by Times representative were
unanimous in the opinion that the
city could not afford to lose him. The
fact that he has built up the Crooks
ton band from practically no band at
all to one of the finest musical or
CARNATIONS in the Northwest is suf-
ficient proof of his able leadership
and the Crookston band, through his
efforts, has become one of the best ad-
vertising features which could pos
sibly be secured for the city.
Secretary Brown of the Twenty
Five Thousand club was out today in
terviewing the business men and he
stated that meeting of the club
would be held some time this week to
discuss the matter of keeping him in
the city.
Mr.. Riggs stated today that even If
he took the Grand Forks offer he
would not leave Crookston until after
the February concert as he could not
get his affairs in shape to leave the
city before that time. His family
would not leave until spring.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28

President-V. P. Squires, university,
Grand Forks.
First Vice President-C. E. Best, En-
derlin.
Second Vice President-Professor
Wolff, Minot
Secretary-Professor Hollis, Valley
City.
Observation-Disclosures Thomas, G.
+.
The Normal department of the as
ISOLATION elected officers as follows:
President-Prof. c. r. Travis of the
Mayville Normal school.
Vice President-Prof. Burgess
Shank of the Valley City Normal
school.
Secretary-Prof. P. G. Knowlton If
Fargo college.
The elementary section elected Of
ficers as follows:
President. B. Childs, Mayville.
Vice President-Miss B. tombstone,
Grand Forks.
Secretary-O. Barton, Valley City.
The high school department elected
officers as follows:
President-Prof. A. Hayward, Cava-
lier.
Vice President-E. F. Smith, Wah-
peton.
Secretary-W. r, Edwards, Mimic.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
he FEARS BEING DOPED
Man From Ward County Locked III
Jail, Believes the Doctors Are
Doping Him.

A man whose name is Nelson but
who was unable to tell his first name,
wandered into the Office of States At
torney Wineman this morning and
was by him turned over to the sheriff
who placed the unfortunate man in
the county Jail. It seems from thu,
assembled threads of his story that
he proved up on a claim near Minot
some time ago and then either took
a trip to the old country or intended
to do SO. He believes that the doc
tors are all trying to give him somr.
sort of dope, and that whenever he
eats, they are placing. some kind Of
drugs in his food. The sheriff asked
him if he was afraid of the officers
and he stated that he was not. He
was locked up pending an investiga-
ton, and will probably be turned over
to the Ward county officials.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
NAME OFFICERS Of
EDUCATIONAL
ASSN
V. P. squires of Grand Forks
Elected President of Or
ganization.
SESSION ENDED TODAY
Meeting Was Most Successful
Ever Held-Next One in
Grand Forks.

This is the closing day of the meet
ing of the North Dakota Educational
association. The meeting has been pro-
nounced the most successful yet held,
and the membership of the organiza-
ton has been increased by large
number.
Today, the last sessions of the vari-
GUS departments were held, and Off
GERS elected. The final business be-
fore the convention was disposed of,
and late this afternoon an adjourn
ment will be taken. This morning the
superintendent held their third ses-
sion, and the following was their
program:
How Can the Election of County Su-
perintendents be Taken Out of Poll
tics?-Supt. Henry c. Olson, Nc
Lean county.
State Aid for Rural and Small Graded
Schools-Supt. r. NJ. Black, Rich
land county
The Value of the Course of Study. Pu-
pills Final Examinations, and Com
mon Schools Diplomas as Incentives
TO Better Attendance in Rural
Sohools-Supt n. T. Tiegen, Benson
county.
What Legislation Is Absolutely Need
ed at the Hands of the Coming Leg
islature?-Mrs. Matte NJ. Davis,
Cass county,
The secondary department had q
meeting this morning, and the speak,
ers We're B. a. Warren, Mayville WHO
spoke on Facts and Fakes in the
Management of City Schools" Supt.
7. G. Pierson, Drayton, THE Elective
and Constant Courses in the High
School," Supt. George w. Cotton,
Darlington, 1.-THE Superintendent
Work in the Grades;" Prof. F. H.
Koch, university, "a Public Speaking
Course in the High School," Supt
Aaron Hayward, Cavalier, "The Aca-
demic and Professional Qualifications
of City Superintendent and High
School Superintendent" Supt. Henry
S. Wolfe, Minot, Salaries of City Su-
perintendents and High School Teach
ers." All of the addresses were fol-
lowed by discussions.
The Elementary department also
held its last meeting this morning,
their program being as follows:
Grammar-Miss Beatrice tombstone,
Grand Forks.
Discussion-Mrs. K. B. Macdonald,
Lidgerwood.
Language-Miss Frances Gilroy, May
Vile.
Discussion-Mrs. Mary A. Root, Far
60.
Elementary Agriculture-Prof. Abbey.
Mayville.
The final session of the general as
ISOLATION was held this afternoon.
There were several addresses, and fol-
lowing these the reports of the officers
and business of the association was
taken up and disposed of.
The election of officers of the gen.
eral association took place yesterday
afternoon and resulted as follows:
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
STATES ATTORNEYS
WILL HOLD A
MEETING
President Wineman Will Call
a Session to be Held in
Bismarck.
TO MAKE SUGGESTIONS
To the Legislature as to
Changes in Law Concern
ing Their Offices.
TO MAKE SUGGESTIONS

President ]. B. Wineman of the
states attorneys organization of North.
Dakota announced today that he,
would call a meeting of the associ--
alton to be held in Bismarck some.
time between Jan. 20 and Jan. 80. It
will be the bi-annual meeting of the
association, and the election of off,
GERS and regular business will be
taken up.
1t is expected that special meeting
of the county auditors association
will be held in connection with the
attorneys meeting, this having been
agreed to yesterday. There will be.
number of changes recommended
to the legislature in laws in connec-.
ton with the attorneys office. One.
change or recommendation that Mr..
Wineman hopes to have the society
recommend is that of having a law
passed creating fund to be used by
the states attorneys in securing evil
dence in criminal cases.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
HELEN BYRON AS A STAR
Pretty Actress Outdld Herself Last
Evening ut the Metropolitan
Theatre.

"Seargent Kitty" with Helen Byron
as centerpiece and with a large
and tuneful chorus supporting, made
quite hit at the Metropolitan last
evening. The play is excellent and
is replete with clever lines and catchy
songs. Miss Helen Byron fairly out
did herself and fully upheld her as
sumption of the role Of star. She is
unquestionably natural born actress,
graced by nature and with a strain
of quiet humor showing here and
there.
The play itself was very lively
and musical operate comedy, more
lively perhaps than musical although
there were several very good pieces
interspersed throughout the play. Miss
Byron was roundly applauded at times
for her sweet and artistic words while
James McElhern, Charles Fulton and
Miss Ferol Desmond all contributed
to the strength of the play. James
McElhern, acting the part Of captain
of the 22nd Hussars, was responsible
for a great deal of the real laugh
which burst forth spontaneously time
and time again during the perform
ance. The gentleman is real COM
edian, in fact one of the best that has
visited this city for some time. Thomas
Hadaway and Miss Langdon also did
a stunt at the heaAs breaking busi-
ness.
The chorus was Large and exceed
ingly we'll trained and the French
costumes fitted in we'll with the set
ting of the play.
Too much cannot be said of Miss
Byron, her sweet Voice, her captivat-
ing gowns and pretty figure and with
al the play was one of the best of
the year.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
LINK" HAS A GOOD JOB
Grand Forks Newspaper Man Now
Holding Down a Responsible
Position in Havre, Mont.

Fred T. Lincoln, for several months
managing editor of the Evening Times,
and one of the brightest veterans of
the newspaper "elite," is now located
in Havre, Mont. where he is acting
in the dual capacities of manager and
editor. Links" many friends
throughout the state will be pleased
to learn of his new position and wish
him every success that can accrue
from the same. The Havre Herald
is one of the metropolitan and newsy
papers of our sister state to the west,
and to say that under the new man
agemeRt it will continue up to It's
present standard is irrelevant.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
STARTS ACTION FOR DAMAGES
Claims That Horses We're Injured b,
Rough Transit From Minnesota
to North Dakota Points,

Charles v. Vassan has brought suit
in the district court of Ramsey coun-
ty, Minnesota, against the Great
Northern road to recover $95S dam
ages.
Vassan claims this sum for the loss
of a horse and injury to others which
were shipped from the Minnesota
transfer to points in North Dakota.
1t is claimed that the horses were de-
layed on their journey thirty-six hours
and that they were damned, bumped
and often knocked off their feet by
the careless way in which the en-
gineer ran the train at times.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
ENGLISH OPERA IS COMING
Business Manager Frank C. Payne Of
Henry w. Sayage's Production
Was Here.

Frank C. Payne, business manager
of Henry w. Savage's Madame But
terny" English grand opera, was here
last evening making arrangements
for it's appearance in Grand Forks.
The flattering things told of this
Japanese grand opera are fully con-
firmed by those who have had the
pleasure of seeing 1t.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
INVITATION EXTENDED TO ALL
Arrangements for the Inaugural Ball
Are Almost Complete-Will be
u Big Attendance.

An invitation is extended by the
committee in charge to all to attend
the inaugural ball, to be given at the
state capitol building in Bismarck on
Jan. II. The ball will be one of the
largest of its kind ever seen in the
state, people from all parts of the
state having announced their inten-
ton of attending.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
THE PARK COMMISSION CASE
1t Involves the Constitutionality of
Law Enacted by the
LEGISLATURE.

At the January session of the SUI
preme court, which will be convened
at Bismarck on Jan. IS, the park
commission case from Grand Forks
county will come up. This case in
wolves the constitutionality of the
park commission law of North Da-
kota, and Judge Fisk, now member
elect of the supreme court, decided
that the law was constitutional. The
case is purely a test case, and is
brought for the purpose of being sure
that the law is constitutional before
action is taken under its provisions.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
Nav RESIGN.

A rumor is current that Miss Prin-
deville will tender her resignation as
a teacher in the CITY schools and
will assume the duties of the office
of county superintendent. This rumor
could not be confirmed, however, and
the officials of the board who would
be most likely to know of the same
have received no intimation of the
matter. AS the county superintend-
ency case now stands, unless some
action is taken prior to Jan. Z, Miss
Prindeville will be entitled to assume
the Office. A teacher will be appoint
ed to fill the vacancy in the teaching
force, to complete the present term.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-12-28
THE TEST CASE IS STARTED
State Law Compelling Attendance at
School Of Certain Age Will Come
Up In Court,

Barnes county has decided to test
the law compelling the attendance at
school of children between 8
and IA years. Lloyd Morton, son
of County Treasurer Morton has been
arrested. The boy attained his four
teenth birthday, but the states attor-
ney claims that the law provides that
a child must pass his fifteenth birth
day before he can leave school.