Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1906-11-17

He-May | have the next dance.
Miss Butte? She-I'm engaged. Mr..
Say He--Oh what's the odds Why,
I'm married-Public Ledger
Wife-When ! die you'll never find
another woman like me, Hubby What
makes you think | should try TO find
another woman like you?-Scissors.
Clara-fhat man Grace married s.
Did enough to be ner father. Myrtle
Oh, think his age has been exagger-
lted; very few people live to be that
Nld.-~puck
Mrs. Jubb-Wake up! John; I'm
sure Il burglar Is down ia the pantry,
and he's eating all my pies. MIR. j.
Well, | don't care, just so he don't
lie in the house, American Spectator.
Under what circumstances, asked
he chief examiner, would you cali in
mother physician for consultation
When didn't want the patient TO die
IN NY own hands" promptly answered.
he medical student.
Pa, what's the difference between
4 profession and trade?" The man
who works At trade quits when hls
| eight hours are up. The man who
follows profession has to keep ON UNI
ii his work is done. Chicago Record
! Herald
Chesterfield, during his last Illness,
was driving. \ lady tverteek- linn.
How gltd am" said she, ito see you
irving out" Madam" said Lord
Chesterfield, with smile Il am net
driving out. | am simply rehearsing
my funeral
/ Miss Gaysett CATER every other
means has fnIlcd) I've named my
lew saddle horse after you Mr.. Am
lerd, Mr. Aukerd lIah -Ah~- pcuccd
/ Internationally Miss Gay sctt-~
Yes; it's so dreadCully hard to make
aim go.--Puck.
"!7ittle boy" said the judge, do you
understand the nature Of an OATH
/ Maxim swearF" "Nes' Il know
al aboel it. Judge answered the
youthful witness Il sell papers right
In front o de gas company's office, '--
Chicago Tribune.
American Cousin reckon the sons
81 some OF our milhona!rcs have
1rctty hard problem 10 solve when they
ant decide whether TO go into bust
ness and live up TO their fathers repu-
.ations. or so into society. and live
hem down.~-punch.
She oh, jack, | forgot to tell you
I've got French maid at last DO
you know any French? ! don't He
oh, know few words, like cherie,
mon ange ma belle, she What do
those words mean? lIe--oh. she'll un-
1erstand.-P me-up.
Grldge-That will be fine mar
riage. splendid alliance, The brides
father Is rich She just rolls In gold.
| The bridegroom Is rich, too; he made
fortune in copper. Bridge
not an alliance; It's IN alloy
| lated for Tales from lie Rlre.
why asked the agitator, should
! the wage Garner be at the beck and call
IF his employer" I'm not" said the
auditor, who was yawning. i've got
my employer so that he minds every
word / say and asks no questions I'm
A chauffeur. Nv Washington Star.
DE Long So you didn't get anything
out Of your rich uncle's estate, eh?
shortlelgh Not yet. but expect 10
get most Of It some day; am engaged
70 the daughter of the attorney for the
state. De Long Good! Let me con
graduate you,-~Chicngo Daily News
Wife But. my dear. you've forgot
ten again that today Is my birthday.
Husband Listen, dearie; know
forgot it. but there isn't n thing about
you 10 remind me that you are day
older than gou we're year ago. -
Translated for Tales from lie journal
pour Tous.
Attorney Have YOU formed any
opinion on this case: Prospective Ju-
ror-No, sir. Attorney After the eyi-
dcnce on both sides Is all In, do you
think YOU viii be able to form an opin-
}ouf Prospective Juror No, sir. At
tornev ~ Good Youll do. Chicago
Daily News.
The Lady DO you clean houses?
fine Vacuum Cleaner dan-Yes ma atn.
We have a four.cylinder machine. and
Vc'N take away every atom of dirt
IAN right. NY husband has just been