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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-05-03
r.. T.. Wells. the MINNEAPOLIS, ba

T.. Il. Wells. the Minneapolis banker,
was for many years Il resident OF
,jamcStnwn. in this state a few Years
ago Inc and his wife were caught in a
!, burning hotel in New Work, and Mr..
Wells Thrilling rescue of his wife and
himself 10y sliding down Il rope from
the window was for a time the talk OF
the country The other night they
were caught i'm the San Francisco
earthquake and had another Thrilling
experience. MIR. Wells will begin to
feel that the powers have il in for
him.
| Milnor Teller: 1. \. Mcinhcardt,
] our popular blacksmith. met will, il
| very serious accident last Tuesday
afternoon, April ~ 1t appears that
] he was drilling ina rolingc ulter. The
drill became heated aud stuck. lI
his effort to hold the coulter aud start
the drill, pressing against it with his
abdomen with all his strength, besides
holding it with one hand, i'm some man
ner he lost his grip. and the coulter
turned rapidly. cutting Il terrible
wound ia his abdomen and Ienetrat-
ing the intestines His recovery is
4 doubtful
The police officers in Fargo are pro-
Inhibited from. smoking while on duty.
aud another excellent rule Just pro
nulgated reads: All police UflceiS,
while on duty must see that paper is
not blown about ON the streets. K
must pick it up. II there is no proper
place To put it in, roll it up ia such y
way that it cannot Toe blown and so
that the street force may see il and
take il away. They will also caution
any one they may see throwing paper
in the streets TO refrain from doing
So II he refuses Or neglects u stop,
= complaint must be made and the
guilty party arrested
Dawson Leader: Tuesday evening,
April ~. about O'Clock VIM Green,
who lives southwest OF town. came I'M
to Warmers store. Mr. Green was
thirsty, and walked to the back end of
the store to get a drink \ large key
Of formaldehyde was sitting on box
there, and he proceeded u take a
couple of swallows. The keg Was
labelled in several places. but he evil
IDENTIFY did not see OF else did not heed
the signs. Several persons were in
the store at the time. aud Mr.. Green
actions attracted their attention. for
he could not speak. and he was hurried
to Couter's drug store aud cmetic,
given him. This prompt action I'M
doubtedly saved his life lie was able
to leave for home the sane evening.
1t is thought no serious results Will
occult
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-05-03
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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-05-03
For SIC Stoye.

\ good cook-stove, for burning wood
only: in use less than a year. 1 viii
guarantee the stove in every respect.
provided wood only is used for fuel,
as il has no coal crate. Reason for
selling: cannot obtain wood at Linton.
\. 4. RnscHEE. Linton. n. ID.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-05-03

4 gili in tie hotel at Adams. in pre-
paring for 4 washing. got a boiler full
Of hot Mater. and then poured i'm Il
quanltv If gasoline. There was the
customary explosion, and the usual
frialai. bmt no damage was done.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1906-05-03

Dawson Leader: Saturday after
nopN. April ~. the team OF ID. w.
Scott. lNiddei county, lorse-dealer,
ran away, throwing Mr.. Scott out of
the buggy ana breaking one OF his
LEGS d little below the knee.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1906-04-27

MIN II looked funny Eut Peg Leg was
rough dancing master and before he
said Enough" an ordinary man would
have dropped exhausted, Shockley,
breathing n good bit quicker, only
steadied himself against tile bar. 'l4
Take off your hat before gentlemen"
cried the cowboy. Shockley hesitated,
but he didpull Off his cap, jr 't.r l.4
That's more like It, What's your
nameY w. ''-r
"Shockley" '' o. '}. sA7"
"shockley?' echoed Reynolds with n
burst of range amenities. Welt
Shockley,. you. can't help your name.
Drink for once in your life with n man
OF breedlngr.my names Reynolds. Pat,
set out the good bottle-this guy pays.
exclaimed Peg Leg wheeling to the
bar 'H' ''' I'D
"What'll It be?" asked Pat Barlie OF
Shockley, as he deftly slid a row OF
glasses In front Of the men of breed
ing.
Ginger ale for me-" suggested
Shockley mildly The cowboys put up
single yell. Ginger ale! 1t was too
funny tf,1a ..
reynolds, choking with contempt,
pointed Ito the yardmaster's glass.
FIJI lt with, whlskyr' he shouted "Fill
IT, Fatg he repeated, as Shockley lean
ed undeeidedly against the bar. The
yardmaster held out the glass and the
barkeeper began to pour. Shockley
looked ut the liquor a moment, then he
looked Mt Reynolds, who fronted him
with gun IN one hand and red water In
the other ST., ..4 .tt go.
h hkh,"N 'aJ"L = .'g'"H :4!fa
sp9eklegl paused, looked again at, the
WHISKY and drew the glass toward him
with the curving hand of drinker
ITO be contlnued.)
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1906-04-27

Chamherlain's Solic, Cholera sa.I and
lNeveF fails. Buy it now. 1t may save lie.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1906-04-27
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Els rather a bad lot, I
guess" wrote Bucks to
Callahan, but | am
satisfied of one thing
you can't run that yard
with Il Sunday school
snnar ont H.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
Call for Warrants

Guthrie O. r., April H. 1906
] have money on hand TO pay terrific
rial warrants up TO and including reg
isterec numbers as follows
General revenue fund No l0S37
University Preparatory school building
fund. No. 23
University Preparatory School fund tax
1906 No. 1ef.
Coloree A. & n. University fund tax
1905. No Ill
a. & NJ. College levy fund tax 1905
No. fOs.
Normal school fund tax 1905 csdmondp
No 1853,
University fund tax 1905. No. 4os
Northwestern Normal School fund tax
1905, No. 1872.
Southwestern Normal School fund tax
1905, No. 107.
Holders are requested to present same
at the treasury Tor payment Interest
ceases on May 16 1906.
c. W. RAMBO,
Territorial Treasurer,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
Uirst Published IN Daily Leader April
&c. 1900
Call for Warrants

once Of Treasurer or Logan County o.
=. April lg, 1906
Notice IS hereby given that there ARE
FUNDS IN The possession of tho County
TREASURER sufficient 20 pay the follow
ing warrants;
All warrants On the salary fund up 10
ana in cludine 80. 20 ISSUED Jan. 2. 1860.
AN warrants "a the court fund up lo
ana including 80. $50. issued April 2.
1900. exevp' No. s2. Issued Sept /. 1905.
an warranta On the supply funi no 60
and Including No O. Issued Nov. IN. 1905.
except No As, issued July p. 1906
AN warrants on 'the sinking fund.
An warrants On the contingent fund
~ 20 ana including NO ill issued Feb,
isoe, except no. 9s. issued December
4, 1905.
AN waTants on She road aud bridge
fund up - ana Including No. l0S issued
Feb. ~ 1895, except No. As. Issued Aug.
~. 1905
An warrants on she poor and insane
fund up % and iueiudiEg No. li6. issued
FEB. 6. 1906.
All warrants on the 1eparaie school
fund W 10 and including 30. las issued
Nov ~. 1905.
I am advised by ihe county attorney
10 refuse paymen on tho warrants which
are excepted in the above cali. viz. No,
s2. on the court fund. No. ls. on the
supply fund: No. 90. On the contingent
fund. and No. i5. on the roac and bridge
fund. Interest ceases thirty days from
this date.
CHARLES sEELY.
County Treasurer.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.


Beginning Wednesday. March IA. the
Fort Smith & Western win MAKE few
changes in the arrival an departure OF
their passenger trains at Guthrie.
No. 2, heretofore leaving at 9;15 a.
M, win leave at 1888 a. IN. making d.
rect connections TO all points east with
Santa Fe No. 116 from furcell and Ok
lahoma city. and "El Reno line" from
III Reno.
This train also makes connections at
Warwick for Stroud. Chandler and points
north on the Frisco. At Sparks for
Shawnee, with the Santa Fe. At We
leetka. with the Frisco for Francis,
Sulphur Springs. Madin and Denison.
At Dustin, with NJ. o. & c.. for Herry-
eta. At crowder City. with katy
Flyer" for Musloogee, Vinita. Parsons,
and ST. Louis and Eastern points At
Bokoshe with Midland Valley fo~ Hart
ford, Greenwood. Ark. At Coal Craex.
with Kansas City Southern for sialoam
Springs. Neosho. and Waldron, Ark. At
Fort Smith. with Iron Mountain route.
for Little Rock, Hot Springs. Memphis.
Tenn, and All points east south and
southeast.
NO. VIII leave al 3;35 p. m, Instead
Of $3.50 p. m, arriving At weleslka at
1850 D. m.
No. ! viii arrive at 6 p. m, Instead
Of ESQ D. m. IS heretofore, and makes
direct connections with the Katy Fly
err from all points east X ST. Louis
Parsons, vinita, Muskogee, etc.
No 8 win arrive at li:15 a. m, IN
stead Of IL a. m, from Weieetka.
II you are contemplating taking a trir
and want 10 save time. which is money
please call write or phone General
Agent Jos p. o'Donnen. at iii south
Division street, Guthrie phone 77s, 'whc
IS always glad to serve you" with rates
routes or any information
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
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II you ever bought box OF witch Hazel
salve that failed to give satisfaction the
chances are It did not have the name
"E. c. Dewitt & Co." psinted on the
wrapper and pressed IN the box. Tho
original Dewitts Witch Hazel salvc
never failes 70 give satisfaction FOR
burns, sores, bolls tettcr. cracked hands
etc. For blind, bleeding itching ana pro-
truding Piles Il affords almost immediate
relief II stops the pain. SOLD by c. r.
Renfro.
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Prudent people are coming, more
and more, to eonfne their purchases
to advertised things-and this Is pos
sible most Of the time, and profitable
always.
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THIS DATE IN HISTORY.


Q 1881 John Fox. author Acts and {
Q Monuments OF the church. {
o aicd (
@ isas New Haven settled BY John
. Davenport. (
Q iGif- Massacre of coionists ia Vir- {
Q ginia by Indians
9 t650-Slr Simonds dEwcs. collector {
9 Of historical rccords dlod {
9 lsS9-s Edmond Andros deposei {
q and imprisoned IN Boston {
Q iflo-four American Indian chlefs (
. arrived in London and receiv- {
Q ed in state by the queen {
Q t7Si-Willian Williams. one Of the {
@ signers OF the Declaration OF {
. Independence. born. {
Q t5i0--sir Francis barring born. Died (
. Sent TO- 1910. {
Q i7f2--Iacob Blair. nrst president OF (
9 William and Mary college {
Q died Born 1856 Z
9 t7i5-Ride Of Paul Revere from poa- (
g ton 20 Lexington. (
9 17Si-British ovacutcd Camden s. (
9 c. {
o 17S2-Louis XVI and family arrcst- {
9 ed 10y the populace and returns {
. ed 20 Paris. {
. 1886 Sidney Smith taken prisoner {
Q on French coast und sent TO {
= Paris (
Q 1902 Uranus Darwin. English % {
y ct. died.
2 isi4-Genoa. Italy surrendered - c
? the allies. {
, isi7-Georgo Henry Lewes author
, and husband Of George Eliot, 6
, born. Died Nov. so. 1878 c
, iS3i-Dr john Abernathy eminent {
, Englsh SURGEON, died.
? iSi7-Amorican army carried the c
? heights Of Ccrro Gordo. G
, lSi9 Hungary declared mdepend-
, ence Nossuth supreme gov
D ernor c
, l06l-Armory and arsenal az llar-
, pers Ferry destroyed
Confederate attack on Fort c
, Wesseis; gunboat southaeld c
, sunk c
, lS6S-prSss dinner 10 Charles Dick
ems at Dclmonico's. New York.
, iS7i-Funeral Of Or. Livingstone IN c
, Westminster Abbey. c
y letb--ffes dent Grant vetoed hili z
to reduce his salary to s25,- c
. 600. {
, iSS0-Many killed and injured IN
Ia Missouri by tornado. G
. 1856 si,50O.ooo fire IN Honoiulu so {
acres Of buildings destroyed. {
, iSS7--Publcntion OF Pamen criminal {
letter in London Times. (
. lSSs-Roscoe Conkiin dicd Born
. oct 30. 1929. c
. 1S93-Dowagor Duchess OF souther- c
, land sentenced 70 imprlson-
, ment for contempt OF court. c
. 1888 Lucy Larcom, poet. died, aged
0 e. {
. lS95-R. c. Wickllife, ex-governor
0 OF Louisiana. died.
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HELP WANTED.

AGENTS WANTED EvERYwIIERE TO
sell our popular policies. covering all
accidents, diseases, and occupations,
something entirely new and issued by
this society only; easily understood and
easily sold; cost but SO per annum each,
payable monthly II lesired; large COM
missions pail Immediately and exclusive
territory allowed. Address NATIONAL.
ACCIDENT SOCIETY, $40 Broadway.
New York. Established 20 years.
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VIEW AAMpsAlRE c. a. 3.


TTy N78I0IIT0I TTU87I
Concorn, ~ H Aprii ls.-A largs
number Of Veterans ana their families
filled renresenaiives hail of the state
house today at the opening of the annual
@. A. r. encampmcnt of ths department..
of New Hanu h're. Routine business
occupied the lh,al session This ev-
enlng IN the opefa house there rs 60 be
big welcom.ag demonstration with
greetings by Gov Mclane Mayor Corn
Ing and others and responses by promi-
nent members OF the Grand Army The
W"mans Relief corps ana other auxil-
larry orders are also in annual secession,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
IMPERIAL COUNCIL ANCIENT Or
Der MOBILES or THE MYSTIC
sHRYNE, AND NATIONAL
CONGRESS or MOTHERS.
LOS ANGELES, CALF. MAY TO
10. 1906.

For the above occasion the Santa Fe
win sell round trip tickets to Los An
geles and San Francisco, First class, at
rate OF $50.s0 on sale April 25th to
May 5th inclusive. Final return limit,
July slst. 1906. Liberal stopovers will
be granted on these occasions.
For an additional charge OF 1890,
tic1ets may read via Portland I'm one
direction. using either boat or rail. at
option Of passenger. baggage checked to
all points OF stopover, if desired.
NJ. N. COCHRELL.
Agent.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
THE LEADERS, HOTEL pIREcToRY

Thrift is not the only motive Of the
advertisement reader-for there is use
ful knowledge to be gotten from the
ads, and glimpses Of personalities and
ideals--a general broadening OF out
look.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
a Lucky Postmlstresa

Is Mrs Alexander, OF Cary, Ne, who has
found DR. Kings New Life Pills to be the
best remedy she ever tried for keeping
The Stomach, Liver and Bowels IN per-
feet order You'll agree with her II you
try these painless purlhers that infuse
new life. Guaranteed by An Drusges.s.
Price 25c.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
NEW KATY TIME CARD

No. 5e6 Mixed Tvs Guthrie -. 7.s0 a.
M, ar, Oklahoma City .,... 1880 a. m.
No. l06 Pas. Tvs. Guthrie ......fo:55 a.
m. ar ST. Louis ..,......... 7.50 a m.
No. lOs Pas Tvs Guthrie .... 2:ta D.
m, ar OklahoEa city ...... $40 p. m.
No. 10 Pas. Tvs. Guthrie ...... 7.55 ..
M ar. Kansas citg ..... s.f0 a. "a.
No 505 Mixed. Tvs. Okla. City,. Tao p.
M. ar. Guthrie ...........io.25 .. M
No. i05 Pas, Tvs. Kansas city 800 p.
M, ar Guthrie .......,.. .13sf5 a. "a.
No l07 Pas. Tvs Okla. city 1870 4.
M. ar Guthrie ............. 1.f5 D. m.
40 i0s Pas. Tvs 50. Louis.. s;s3 p.
M. ar Guthrie .....,....... 5.ls .. 10.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
FRIsco

FRISCO
Beginning AJfl goth and Continuing 20
May 5th win sell round trio tickeis 20
SAN FRANCISCO aud Los ANGELES
az the low rate of ONE FliSas CLASS
FARE FOR THE ROUND TRIP.
imporial Council Ancient Arabic order.
ACCOUNT. Mobiles of the Mystic
Shrine Convention. National Congress
of Mothers.
Tic6ets limlted 70 July sist.
You can have your CHOICE or
ROUTES. soins one way and returning
another. You can st0p AZ an principal
points Of interest aud 10 make side
trips. TICKETS ALSO ROUTED IN
ONE DIRECTION VIA PORTLAND
OREGON. with an additional small
charge
For fun Information see the Frisco
agent. or address
d. c. FARRnSGTON. T. p. A..
Oklahoma city. Okla.
r. r. CLARK.
wichita. Kansas.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
(First Published In Leader, Aprii S
1861

(First Published in Leader, Aprii s.
19O6.)
Notice Of Application for Liquor License.
Territory Of Oklahoma, Logan County. SIS.
Notice is hereby given that d. A.
Arthur has this day filed n the office
OF the County Clerk. IN and for said
County. his petition, nsking that a IL
rense be granted him to sell at retail.
malt. apirituous and vinous liquors on
Lot .. Block ?. First Ward, Langston,
IN said coanty and Territory
II no protest be filed on or before
april 90 1906. his peti ion win be grant
cd and license issued.
Witness my hand and the seal OF said
County hereto amxed this 9th day
OF April. 1906.
(sEAL) NJ Il. TRAPP,
County Clerk.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18
CO TO
Go To
6.6e Western Tailoring Co.

6be Western Tailoring Co.
if you want Up-to-Date Clothes
Suits from $40 up; Pants from
So up. Cleaning and Pressing
neatly done. All work guaran.
teed, r.. Il Mcpaniels
I21 S. 2nd ST. Guthrie
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18

Advertising space is costly. and the
merchant whose message to you Is i'm.
portant enough to fill lot Of It has
earned your consideration.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18

nEw ssaINo sHIaTs. pETseseNs.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1906-04-18

win sell you tickets 81 Louis az the
vsry low rate OF ONE FARE Plus
FIFTY CENTS for the Round rrIp
Tickets on sale April lfth and 18th
and carry final return limit % April 90.
RATE OPEN no EVERYBODY.
The Frisco" - The MOST DIRECT
line ana offers tho BEST snRYICE 20
and from 81 Louis.
For f4ll Information see he Frisco
agent or address
- g. FARRlNGTON. r. T.. A..
Oklahoma city Okla
A. y. CLARK.
pvichfta tsnree
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SPECIAL RATES
SAN ANTONIO. TEXAS.
Via M.. K. q T. Hy,

for the Lumbermen's associations twen-
tieth annual meeting. April 10th TO i2th.
Inclusive.
One and one-third fare for the round
trip. Tickets on sale April Sth and 9Th.
with final return limit Of April 18th, via
Missouri. Kansas & Texas Railway See
Ticket Agent for particulars.
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LOANS.

LoANs-Farm loans. gilt edge. six per
cent. Call on ]. d. Burke. under Okla
homa State bank. II
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LOST AND FOUND.

LOsT--Friday evening, small brc6n fur
bunch OF violets pinned on. Return to
leader Office and receive reward
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eaEAp nATss 70 eALIFoRmA. We

Wichita Kansas
The statesman., 1906-01-19
PET WAS JONAH" To vesseS
Pork Chops Sacrificed to save the Sal.
mon Packer From Loss,


The salmon packer McLauren ar
rived from Alaska this morning with
. hard luck story to tell. having
found out when too late the "JOEAh"
aboard that caused a light catch. sew.
eral minor mshaps and finally almost
= wreck from which the vessel e,csp
ed with the loss OF her keelson. The
cause OF all this misfortune, her crew
soasmnly aver. was pet pig. which
was destined to supply chops and
spare ribs on the homeward voyage
The good ship finally shook herself
free from the hoodoo and made fine
run down the coast.
II happened In this way: Coming
out OF the roadstead at Nogashak,
with only GOO cases aboard, owing TO
the porcine hoodoo, the ship ran onto
= reef and seemed hopeless loss.
She rolled helplessly on the swell. the
rock grinding cruelty at her hull She
gave one roll more distressing than
the others. and presto. the pet pig
went BY the board with banshee wall
OF despair and was seen no more I'm.
mediately the ship rish,ed herself and
on the next wave slid o" the reef.
scraping her sides In the act Frpm
that moment she acted like new
creature. Her crew are bewailing tho
fact that the pig was no, lost On the
outbound trip. They figure the cost
Of having a Jonah aboard as several
thousand dollars.-San Francisco Bul.
letin.
The statesman., 1906-01-19
No Wonder She Didn't Care.

The lit,le girls we're sitting on tho
front porch counting Shooting stars.
We had something last nigh, iha,
you didn't have" taun,insly remark
cd one OF the older ones looking At
i0-yesr-old Miss Mune,.
Bet you didn't. What did you
have," remarked Miss Mufet
"Claret sody." the tantalizer replied
with n condescendlng smile.
That's nothing" Miss Munet
youchsafed with supreme confidence.
Il had a chocolate sundse and nyo
cents worth Of candy. and ate all
the cardy myself"
And when We came home" the old
er one continued. we had some ice
cream made In our own freezer
Miss Mufiet paused a moment 10
think. Then she added with calm
resignation:
We'll. don't care. had the
stummick ache anyway. y."-F.ansas
City Star.
The statesman., 1906-01-19
Fighting Bob" roek Big Chances.

During the recent visit OF the frs,
division OF the North Atlantic squad.
ron to Portland plans for entertaining
Read Admiral Evans and his officers
we're spoiled by the sudden !nditposl.
ton OF Fighting Bob A party Of Ia
dies we're exploring the flagship under
the guidance Of = grirzled Quartermas.
ter, when one Of them, referring to the
awkward circumstances. remarked,
inquiringly:
81 suppose you sailors are sorry ,ha,
the admiral 10 sick!"
Indeed We arc. num-" said the
Quartermaster. But" lowering his
voice confidently. we all knew The
old man was in for 1t when We saw
him sampling the grub that's served
out to us fellows for'ard."
The statesman., 1906-01-19

VINO GREW up report in which the
following passage occurs; "A severe
sentence or long Imprisonment
might deprive the world and Russia
of creative genius from whom great
things may yet be expected. The un-
precedented sympathy of which he is
the object is proof OF the attention
with which the Intellectual world fol
lows the development of Russia and OF
the regard which is felt for the Rus
sian writer outside his own country"
The statesman., 1906-01-19
What She Had Taken in Physics.

The following story Is told by Dr.
F., formerly superintendent OF public
schools in a Maine town:
A young girl came % the doctor
saying that she wished 10 enter the
high school. She passed The entrance
examinations successfully. Then the
doctor asked. What have you taken
in physics7'
well. she replied, "rye never
taken much in physics. but I've al.
ways heard that salts were about the
best"
The statesman., 1906-01-19
Ira D. sankey Writing Life History.

hopelessly blind and confined TO
his bed at his home in Brooklyn, Ira
d. Sankey. the famous evangelical
singer and partner of the late Dwight
l.. Moody, is putting into book form
the story Of his gospel experiences.
The book will be called Moody and
Sankey and the Story of Their Gospei
Hymns" Deprived of his sight and
confined to his bed for the last six or
seven months and living in the atmos.
phere OF retrospection. the work of
compiling the new book has been a
JOY to him He dictates the songs and
stories. brought back by memory, to
his secretary and stenographer. who
transcribes them.
The statesman., 1906-01-19
A Noisy Call.

I'm afraid my popularity with Miss
Goldleaf Is nearing its finish"
why so?'
Il was there last night and she en-.
tert7inad me with the family graplo-
phone.