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New-York tribune., 1906-12-02
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Xmas Gifts
for Children.
Richfcrs' Stone Blocks -
7oe. TO SO. so
NusIc Boxes. soc TO $3.50
Rubber Ball Shooting Galleries
G. 10 S4-75
Ice and Roller Skates s.
ST. 90 10 5 90
Mechanical Trains
ST. 90 10 $500
Dolls Brass Beds, complete wi b
bedding. g.-.--.-SI.75 up TO 1850
Flexible Flyers s7.s5 10 $50
Electric Ouestioner, an entertain
ing and instructive game S7-5o
Fine yointed Dolls. 2O-inch, dres~
ed complete in white orgaudie-.-.-
y3 y3.7y
PoIyopticou. shows and eularzes
any photo or printed pictures
$3.50
English Doll CARRIAGES.
So so TO 1880
Stockinefte Dolls (uubreakahle),
Undressed. b.. 5000 up To IS. 90
Dressed .-.--. SO. 90 ND TO SIz.oo
Bears, Horses, Dogs, Cats, Cows,
etc. IN large variety.
The Fairy Handkerchief, printed
in high colors of various SCENES
Misses and Ladies' Handker-
chiefs, soft bleach, pure linen,
small initial -..--..----......-I5k
ChiIdren's Fancy Border Hand
kerchiefs, all linen; quarter
dozen IN pretty boxes
Misses and Ladies' Handker-
chiefs, ali linen initial with fancy
wreath Il so
Bows Four-in- Hands and Shield
Tecks in various designs. plaids
and plain colors. .5oc. 10 4Sc
Boys and Girls Umbrellas, black
cotton, natural handles of loops
and rings; % and 2+iuch- 500
Gloria Taffeta Umbrellas, stcea
rod. case and tassel, natural wood
handles; 20 and 23-inch. h..-....,5c
2+Inch- 500
LareeAssortment ine6-inch Silk
Umbrellas with fancy handles
......... q SO TO $50
Youths Hands IN fancy
patterns and plain colors.
SOc. q $500
Misses s'HandEmbroid
Belts; sizes % to 2s....--SI.oo
Misses Hand Embroidered Col
lar and Cuff Sets, on sheer or
heavy linen. SI.o5, LOO 6 z.5O
Misses Large Crepe de Chine
and Chiffon Scarfs in various
Infants Red Felt Romeo Slip
perS, white fur trim; sizes 20 g.
----.---.-----..-7Se
Infants Satin Slippers, pink or
blue hand embroidered. mule,
(quite new; sizes + TO S,---SI.5o
High Cut Buckle Arctics for
Children, Misses, Boys and Youths
SI.75 10 a.5o, according 70 size
Observation-Disclosures, strap
and buckle over the knees, for
Children, Misses and Boys Ss.s5
10 $50, according TO size
Double Wool Mittcns. .a5c. pair
Silk, Wool and Aneora Mittens
............~25c. 10 ST. SO pair
Boys Buckskin Cloves. (water-
proof pair
Boys Buckskin Gloves with
gauntlets-
Fur and Fur Lined Gloves.
Cloves for driving. street and evening
wear.
Complete lines of Cotton, Wool
and SILK Hosiery.
White Lawn Drtch Aprons, lace
trimmed; 4 TO yrs. .o9c
10 u yrs-.-.-..............
Supporters, very pretty, IN pale pinks
light blue or white, put up IN fancy
boxes suitable for holiday gifts
..........--..---. 75c. per pair
Hand painted SI.2o
Fine White Lawn Guirupes.
prettily tucked and trimmed with
embroidery; TO 8 yrs.....Ss. 90
10 to IL yrs. S2-75
White Batisfe Lingerie Shirt
Waists, in sizes u TO Is yrs-.---
S5.S5 and rp
Efderdowu Bath Wrappers with
hoods in pink and blue; sizes I, 2
" yrs Says
Eiderdowu Coats with cape and
hood; colOrs: gray. white and red
-.-...--s... .-------.--- SI.OO
Hand Embroidered PiIIowCases
......-.S IS, $50 Il $50
ChiIdren's white Corduroy
Coats: . & 3 WIS SfsS
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A5ensM, c'"'tas&@c
e DRY GOODS, CARPETS, UPHOLSTERY y

e. GOODS UpIIOI IsTERY
Holiday Gifts
Attractive of fusefulan and appronriae
Holiday comprising
NECK PIECES, MUFFS AND COATS
WOOLEN PATTERNS
MADE AND UNMADE WAISTS. GLOVES,
UMBRELLAS. WALKING CANES
MEMS FURNISHINGS.
LEATHER NOVELTIES HOSIERY
HANDKERcHIEFs
BLANKETS COMFORTABLEs.
NECKWEAR. COMBS
CUSHIONS COUCH TABLE COVERS.
lis directed to the following specials
new in
Embroidery Handkerchief
EMBROIDERED WAISTS Linens, blind
eyelet effects, initiate Ir Valenciennes
Regularly sraoo. 3.75 to S.75
sCARFs AND BARBEs. Duchesse Duchesse and
Point and Applique n
Regularly SAYS S975, 1.E5 70 o.oO
vALENCIENNES HANDKERCHIEFS
makes
Values $500 to $1,000 1.e5 6.75 each.
DUCHEsSE AND POINT HANDKERcEiIEFS
in simple designs of fine qualities
Regularly SIa5 to $1,000. 7oc TO 11.1o
SPECIAL SHOWING
Women's Dresses and Wraps
for Opera Reception and Carriage
nthe fabrics and late models
DRESSES OF CHIFFON, Evening 4S.5O $500
DRESSES OF FRENCH voILEs, Gray 4S.5O
EVENING COATS Black and Pastel colors 1000
@.eoae~oy &16 @tseea
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BIG GERMAN STEAMER LAUNCHED.

Stettin Dec 1.-The North German LLOYD
steamer Kron Prinzessin Cecilie was launched
here to-day. The vessel. which is or the
Kaiser Wilhelm der rosse class, was named
bv the Crown Princess. The Kron Prinzessin
Cacuta will enable the North German Llovd
S,oTrranv TO run a weekly service TO New York
of seven day steamers. She was built bv
the Vulcan ShipbuIlding Company OF Stettin
Ga has engines Of AZ, 900 indicated horsepower
Z. 10 expected that she will be ready for her
maiden trip in August next
New-York tribune., 1906-12-02

Arthur Rackhams KensngtOn Gardens series
of water coors. 1t reveals Peter Pan in mid
air cIingiug the tail of a kite. Sargent's
portrait Of DR.. Ware Is fine full length OF
the late headmaster of Eton. standing in full
robes on the steps OF the college chapel in the
quadrangle. 1t presented last night by
Lord Elgtn with $3.50 and an album contain
ing 800 signatures OF old Eton boys. This
tribute 10 a famous educator properly followed
the unique compliment paid by the American
Society TO the great public schools in making
the headmasters the chief guests the Thanks
giving dinner.
AT THE THEATRES
The theatres arranging Christmas pro-
grammes unusually early. "A Midsummer
Nights Dream" has been revived at the AdeIphi
Theatre in a rollickng spirit and is a genuine
shakespearian reveI. with admirable acting
THE Cricket" is chirping Terrys Peter
Pam will soon be in flight the Duke of
York's. The American company appearing at
the Waldorf in Julie Bon Bon is more sympa-
thetically received by the audience than by the
critics The trial at Chester of the miracle
plays has gone off well. Bernard Shaw has
shocked people with any sense Of reverence for
sacred things by blasphemous lecture entitled
Some Necessary Repairs TO Religion"
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SPANISH MINISTRY DIsTRUSTED.
Not Expected to Last Long-New Premier
Accused of Treason.

Madrid, Dec. 1.-The Liberal press is almost
unanimous in expressing lack of confidence In
the new Moret Prendergast Ministry
The "HeraIdO" says Senor Moret's letter 10
King Alfonso pointing out the serious differ
ences between the Advanced Moderates and the
Liberals in regard 10 internal affairs which pre-
cipitated the crisis. written in Spanish but
dictated from Rome"
The "Epoca" openly expresses mistrust of
Sehor Morets sincerity. and predicts disaster in
the near future Ell Pals" accuses Senor Moret
of treason.
The prevailing impression is that the Moret
Ministry will not long survive. and simply will
pave the way for the restoration TO power OF
the Conservatives, under Senior Maura
Cadiz Dec. 1.-The Spanish armored cruiser
r,-;.-,os- da ca{IaJ to-dav fOr To,-;-.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-02

Cadiz. Dec. 1.-The Spanish armored cruise,
Princess de Asturias sailed to-day for Tangier
New-York tribune., 1906-12-02

The Nice season is reported to be somewhat
backward but the operatic season has begun.
and to-day the Grand Cercle opens with a new
dining room, which is the finest in the Riviera.
Among the latest arrivals are Brutus J. Clay,
the American Minister to Switzerland, with Mrs.
Clay. and ]. B. Worden, while Mr.. and Mrs.
Whitlock are expected shortly from America.
G. I B.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-02

Sir Joshua ReynoIds's picture OF Lady Cockburn
and her children has been restored to the Ma
ronal Gallery under the viii Of Alfred Belt
"ho paid $1,000 for It. Eugene Boudin's Be
tween the Piers at Trouville' is a gem Of mod
+rh French inlpressonism which now adorns the
smaller French room. having been purchased by
subscription. William Strangs portrait OF
Henry Newbolt and Furze's unfinished portrait
q Lord Roberts are recent purchases for the
4ait Gallery. J. II. Barrie has bought one Of
New-York tribune., 1906-12-02
SWEDISH MINISTER RECALLED.

Stockholm. Dec. IA Grip. Minister Of
Sweden to the United States. has b.sn recalled
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-10-06
HI. Knowledge of Weeds.

At suburban residence near Phila-
delphia there recently appeared an I'M
kempt-looking individual who asked for
employment. 1t Glanced that his ap.
plication was made to the lady Of the
house herself, who was experimenting
the transplanting Of plants in the gar.
den.
Are you gardener" asked the
lady.
Amt had much experience at gar.
denim" was the reply.
"Can you plant these bushesT
I'D hate to risk spoilin' EN-
num-"
Then what can you do?"
swell, num-" responded the IN.
kempt-looking Individual, ''if you was
| to hand me one of your husbands CT.
gars might sit In the greenhouse an
smoke out them insects that's eatin'
the leaves of them rose-bushes. "-Har.
per's Weekly.
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LIFE OF eRlNDsToNE BRIEF.

Injured by Exposure to the Sum and
Rain, Says Expert.
Most persons" said the hardware
drummer, have the idea that II there
Is one thing in life man doesn't have
to buy twice 1t Is a grlndstone. The
fact is that they are among the best
sellers we have.
The life of grindstone Is not very
long. From two to three years on q
farm and from a year to year and a
half in blacksmith shop put most Of
them to the bad. 1t sometimes hap
pens II a man draws a poor stone that
1t will be out Of service inside Of six
months.
There are good many things about
a grindstone that most persons don't
know. For instance, mistake most
farmers make Is in leaving the stone
uncovered. When l was boy the
usual place for the grindstone was out
by the orchard, where 1t would be han
dy for the men in the fields. The wise
man nowadays houses his grindstone.
Let a good, drenching rain come
along and the stone will absorb a lot
Of moisture. Often 1t never becomes
wholly dry again.
Some people have the idea that let
ting the sun shine ON a moisture laden
stone will bring 1t out all right. Usual
ly the sun has a damaging effect. The
defect will not be noticeable for time,
but the stone becomes soft and crum-
bles.
Most Of the grindstones used In this
country come from Ohio and Indiana.
Cleveland Is the great center of the
Industry. Grindstones are made Of a
quartzlike sandstone. Every grinding
leaves new points Of the stone protrud-
Ing and they never, as a rule, wear per-
fectly smooth.
Another reason why a stone Is cast
aside after a couple Of years service
ls that 1t wears down considerably and
too many revolutions become necessary
to sharpen the tools. This wear is
usually most on the softest part of the
stone and 1t acquires jiggly motion
that Is not pleasant.
There is practically no difference In
the quality Of the stones turned out and
the difference in price, ranging for or
binary ones from So to 81, is due to the
character of the frame and the qualify
Of the wood used. Many of the stones
sold TO the big ranches and farmers
are equipped with power attachments
to be run by windmill force or gasoline
engine.
THE farmer Is the best customer for
grindstones. In later years the black.
smiths and machinists have pretty gen
orally taken to the use of emery wheels.
These cost more, but they last a great
deal longer. charleston News and
Courier.
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One hundred and thlrty-one miles Il
the height of the atmosphere, as meas
ured by Prof. Il. ]. J. See, who de
termines the thickness of the air en-
velope by noting the difference between
the time Of sunset and the complete
disappearance of blue from the sky.
The moment at which the blue
changes into black can be observed
quite easily with. approximate certain
ty by the naked eye when the air ID
clear, and by trigonometry may be as
certained the distance below the hor
lion Of the sun at the moment OF
change. BY this means may be calcu
lated the height of the smallest IL
Illuminated particles Of oxygen and nj
trogen, which give to the sky its bIuest
tint by the reflection of the smallest
wave lengths of the suns light
The instant of change from blue tc
black Is possibly a little difficult OF
exact observation, but the method IL
not more doubtful than that based on
the observation Of shooting stars. The
shooting star method gives result
not greatly differing from the vanish
ing blue method. The former gives the
height of the atmosphere at 100 miles.
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Union and Liberty.

Union and Liberty,
Flag Of the heroes who left US their glory.
Borne through our battle fields thun-
der and fame.
Blazoned in song and illumined In story,
Wave DER us all who inherit their
fame!
Up with our banner bright,
Sprinkled with starry light,
Spread its fair emblems from mountain to
shore;
While through the sounding sky,
Loud rings the nations cry
Union and Liberty !-one ever morel
Empire unsceptred what foe shall assail
thee,
Bearing the standard Of Libertys van
Think not the God of thy fathers shall
fail thee,
Striving with men for the birthright Of
man!
Yet IL by madness and treachery blighted,
Dawns the dark hour when the sword
thou must draw,
Then with the arms Of thy millions
united,
Smite the bold traitors to Freedom and
Law.
Lord Of the universe Shield US and
guide US,
Trusting Thee always, through shadow
and sun!
Thou hast united US, who shall divide us?
Keep us, o keep us, tile Many-in-One!
Up with our banner bright,
Sprinkled with starry light,
Spread Its fair emblems from mountain to
shore;
While through the sounding sky,
Loud rings the nations cry
Union and Liberty !-one ever morei
%. w. Holmes.
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There appears to be no end to the
variety of health exercises, and the
latest is the most novel of them all.
standing on one Leg" asserts Stylites,
rs the finest exercise in the world"
He devotes quarter of an hour by the
clock to 1t every day, and ON one mis-
guided occasion he actually kept his
balance for twenty-five minutes at a
stretch. ut exercises every muscle In
the body" he declares. "and keeps me
In tip-top condition. l should advise
your readers to begin with a minute at
time. They will find 1t quite enough"
Tit Bits.
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Hs Found the sepulcher,

when you go to New Zealand ]
wish you would inquire after my great
grandfather. jeremiah Thompson. y
Certainly" said the traveller, and
wherever he went he asked for news OF
the ancestor, but without avail, accord
Ing to The Dundee Advertiser. One day
he was introduced to a fine old MAJOR!
Of advanced age. did you ever meet
with an Englishman named jeremiah
Thompsonf" he asked. A smile passed
over the Maori's face. "Meet him? ?" he
repeated. why, I ate himl-New
York Tribune.
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TREEToP IS A MANS HOME.
Novel Means to Escape Hay Fever
Followed by q Hermit.

Novel Means to Escape Hay Fever
Followed by a Hermit.
Warren Carol, a coal prospector who
has been operating In the vicinity of
the Chetcamp River, south of Grande
Etang, Cape Breton, tells of meeting a
man In the barren lands who has been
living In a tree for three summers be-
cause he believes 1t will cure his hay
fever.
Carol says that the man, who claim.
ed that his name was Strong and that
he came from st. John, N. B., had built
himself comfortable cabin of one room
in the branches of giant hemlock
and was thoroughly enjoying life. The
house was set about forty feet from the
ground and was reached by several lad
ders which were spiked against the
sides of the tree trunk.
In the cabin was bed made of
boughs, stove constructed out of sheet
iron, three looking glasses, a lamp
three rustic chairs and thirty six cush-
ions stuffed with balsam needles. The
place was as neat as II kept by a won.
an and was built so that there would
be no waste space.
Strong was rather reticent but Car.
rol learned enough to convince him that
the man was in his right mind and that
he really believed the tree cure" was
doing him good. He said he couldn't
explain why the hay fever would moi
attack him as long as he lived in tree
but that it was fact and he took ad.
vantage Of it. He lived mostly on fish
and game, but he had some vegetables
slowed away in hollow tree trunks near
by.
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scrap Of paper and divided the amount
by three.
He then said that he could divide
any number by three that had certain
peculiarities; and he said that If any
number that was exactly Invisible by
three should be subtracted from the
quotient he had obtained by divid-
Ing my cash balance by three the re-
mainder would also be exactly Invisible
by three.
For instance, $50 was exactly d.
visible by three. So, having divided
my balance by three, he subtracted
$50 from the Quotient; and he showed
me that the remainder could be d.
vided by three
He then remarked that he was 60
Ing to pay me whole lot more than
that, and SO he multiplied the remain
der above mentioned by itself and gave
me his check for an amount equal to
that product He then took out of his
pocket check that he had received
for $4O6.26 and indorsed that over to
me.
! now noticed that my new balance.
after entering these receipts. would be
exactly ten times my original balance.
l started In to make my entries, and
had proceeded only so far as to get
the old balance and the lines erased
from my cash book, when something
happened. l found out afterward that
the lunatic had been taken with. vi
client frenzy and had suddenly struck
me terrific blow on the side of my
head.
When I recovered Consciousness the
man had disappeared. He had taken
the checks he had given me, as well rs
every cent from the cash drawer.
Even worse than that, he had torn
up my cash book and thrown 1t into the
open CRATE, where nothing remained of
1t but bunch Of ashes and a few
charred cinders. Absolutely the only
fragment that remained of it was the
credit side Of that last days work.
which lay on the floor near the fire.
place.
This contained only few items. The
figures brought forward had been
burned off, and as had scratched ont
the balance Tin red) and the sum lin
black, I had no record of what my
balance was, and could not and can
not remember It.
But l recollect his peculiar way: He
divided my old balance by three, and
from the quotient SO obtained he sub
tracted $50. The remainder he mul-
tplied by itself .and he then gave me
check equal to the product, be-
sides a check for $4O6 20, and l no.
ticed that after I should make these
entries, my new cash balance would be
Just ten times my old balance.
l have had two expert accountants
figure at this thing, but their calcula-
lions Of my original balance do not
agree. There is nearly 500 difference
between them.
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CAN you FIND THE BALANCE,
Ii IL q Pretty Little Problem Owe
Which Experts Disagree.

Ii IL q Pretty Little Problem over
Which Experts Disagree.
One Of my customers Is a man who
has lucid intervals most Of the time,
but has occasional paroxysms of lnsan-
ity, says a writer In the Business Mans
Magazine.
One afternoon about two weeks ago
he came Into my office after everybody
else had gone home. had Just finished
writing up my cash book and had ruled
It or and brought down the balance
on the debit side.
He said he wanted 30 pay something
on account. but that 1t must be entered
on that day and not on the next To
humor him las needed the money! I
agreed 10 scratch out my figures and
lines and to enter his payment that
day.
He started by asking me what bal
ancs I had on hand, and, rather than
have q row with an insane man, read
the figures TO him. He wrote them on q
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured BY
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned. have known +. j.
Iheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
lions and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
WEST TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDING, K INNAN d MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Miss Goodun-Think of those poor,
neglected children of Mrs. Offenwedd /!
How can you expect them to be we'll
trained?
Miss Tartun-O, don't know. They
have had five or six different stepfathers,
some of them quite respectable and yell
meaning men.
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badly disordered and for long time
had attacks Of gravs;s After 1 began
using Doan's kidney PILLS the gravel
passed out, and my back got well. ]
haven't hsd backAche or bladder trou.
BILE SINCE"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents q box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. n. X.
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Different.

Tom-The last time I saw you You
were looking for position where you
could keep dressed up all the time. Did
you get it7
Dick-No. The only Job could ind
was one where they keep all the time
dressing me down.-Detroit Free Press.
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Now They Don't Speak,
Clara-Don't be surprised II Willie
Eapleigh proposes to you tonight.
Manifestations! Do you think hs
will?
Clara-Sure / do. When l refused
him last night he said he didn't care
what become Of him.
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Clarice-Miss Wrinkles Is going to
Europe this summer.
virginia-Ah. she's tried every re-
sort in this country. I suppose she
hopes to cure her trouble abroad.
Clarice-Her troublef Why, what
In TT
virginia. suppose you might call Il
involuntary singularitys-Pueblo Chief.
tain.
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Doan's Kidney Pills.
j. A. Hay wood, . we'll
known resident OF Luf-
kin, Tex, says: al
wrenched my back
working in q sawmill,
was laid up six weeks
and from that time
had pain in my back
whenever I stopped or
lifted, The urine was
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Dangerous.

Gunner-'Shl Don't whistle on this
street!
Guyer-What's the matteri Some
pne sickf
Gunner-No. But I'm afraid the vi.
bration will knock the city hall down.
Chicago News
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"Whew! What, Lottie Brown engag
cd? That proves what I've always sale
that. no matter how plain and badly
tempered girl may be, there's alwayi
fool ready to marry her. Who's tb,
poor MANI"
81 am !"-LifA
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Previous Training All for Nothing.
Dealer-How does your wife like the
sewing machine you bought for her?
Young Husband-She hasn't learned
how to operate 1t yet. She had an idea
1t worked something like a typewriter.
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Nothing Accomplished.

'The society papers speak Of her as
"a young woman of many accomplish
ment3.' Is she reallyf"
"Oh, yes. She's a sort Of female
Jack of all trades; not much good at