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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
AMERICAN LEAGUE
AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING.
RESULTS YESTERDAY.

Chicago Z; New York 6.
Detroit 2; Boston l.
st. Louis /; Washington ..
Cleveland q Philadelphia l.
Publishers Pressl
Philadelphia. May 21.-The visiting
CIeveland's won a holly contested
thirteen inning game from the locals
this afternoon. Score:
r. n. {.
G. 10000 1000 1-2 8 1
p. 900 o 900 1 0 0 O-1
Batteries-Eels and Bemis; Wad-
dell. Bender and Schreck. Umpires-
Conner and Hearst.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
TokaIon Was Winner.
Publishers Pressl

Gravesend Race Track, n. Y, May
21.-The classic Brooklyn handicap,
famous among American turf events
was won today by Tokalon, western
horse and % to 1 shot. Dandelion,
the favorite, ran second and the Pick
ct third. The bay mare from the
west came out of a pocket at the
stretch and in wonderful burst of
speed, wrested the lead from Dande
lion by head and flashed under the
wire in the fast time of 2:05 3-5, one
fifth of second slower than the track
record.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Paving the Way.

"Why are you SO anxious to have me
pay this bill Of $1,000 this afternoon? p
asked the business man. "Your propri-
etor knows I'm good for It,"
II know it." replied the clerk, "but
it'll tickle him SO il he gets it before
it's due. and want to ask him for his
daughters hand tonight" Free
Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
ESCAPE SHUTOUT.

Washington, May 21.-The st.
Louis Americans barely escaped a
shutout here this afternoon Falken-
burg keeping the hits well scattered
while Powell was touched up for six
teen safeties. Score:
r. n. e.
st. l.. 90 100 0 Ii 9 1
Wash. 30 0 2 007 90 % 16 z
Batteries-Powell and Hickey; Fal,
kenburg and Kitridge. Umpires-
Sheridan and Evans.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
LOSE CLOSE COME.

: Boston, May 21.--Boston lost an
other close game to the Detroit Amer
leans this afternoon. Score:
r. -. E.
bet. all / 0 0 0 o. d
Bos. 80 0 0 % 0 0 0-1 6
Batteries-Mullen and Schmidt;
Winters and Graham. Umpire
'Loughlin.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Natural Privileges.

at is physical impossibility to
keep watering place exclusive"
''Why 500"
Because there anybody who pleases
can be in the swim."-Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Don't you know" defantly asked
the socialistic orator, 'that the people
are now crying out for Justice to keep
her eye on the lawbreakers in high
placesT'
II don't care for that" returned the
millionaire rebater, "as long as her
bandage doesn't slip off."-Baltimore
American,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Ascum--I understand that your min
lister has been devoting his attention to
the higher criticism?
Church-Well, he has been complain
ing that his salary's too small, IL that's
what you mean by the hire criticism"
Philadelphia Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Accent on the "Man."

Accent On INC HHH.
"Well," he said during their quarrel,
II suppose you'll be wanting divorce
next"
Really" she replied coldly, II don't
see why it should be necessary in this
case. A woman doesn't need a divorce
unless she has been married to a man."
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Ownership.

when was younger" said Mr..
Cumrox, "I looked forward to having
a home of my own"
"Well, haven't you got itT'
"Well, it's mine legally, but I don't
feel like using it much except when
mother and the girls haven't compa-
ny."-Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Lost Interest.

Redd-Does she take an interest In
sports?
Greene-Not az much as she used to.
Redd-How came she to lose interest?
Greene-She married oneLYonkers
Statesman.
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r. Il. e.
YANKEES LOST.

New York, May 21.-New YORK
used three pitchers today in vain
endeavor to down Chicago. The latter
were outbatted but finally won out by
one run. Score:
r. n. e.
Chi OO DOL 2 0 % Z a
N. Yk. II 0 1 2 l 0 O-6 III
Batteries-White, Owens and Sui
livan: Chesbro, Clarkson, Griffiths
and Mcclure. Umpire Connolly.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Trance Medium-Your husband says
he Is now In heaven, seated among the
angels and playing divine melodies on
golden harp.
Widow-My. how John has improved
In his lying.-Brooklyn Life.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
In the BEGINNING.

yours Is certainly an unusual case"
said the lawyer, land it will be neces-
sary to consult number of books"
"Sow queried the client.
"Yes," answered the legal light, land
we will begin with your pocketbook."-
Detroit Tribune.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Family ResembIances.
She-Did you ever seen the Homer
twins?
He>-Yes.
She-Don't you think the boy is the
picture of his father?
He-Yes; and also think the girl is
the photograph Of her mother.-Min-
neapolis Journal.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
NATIONAL LEAGUE
NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING
RESULTS YESTERDAY.

BroOkIy, 4, CINCINNATI, 8.
Boston, 0; Pittsburg, s.
Philadelphia, 1; st. Louis, 0.
New York, 6; Chicago, 4.
Publishers Pressi
Chicago, May 21.-The New York
Nationals won a loosely played game
from the locals this afternoon in the
presence of one of the largest crowds
ever seen at a Monday game. Score:
r. n. e.
New Y'k 0 i 8 1O1 0 O. 6 IA 3
Chicago % 2 900 IA s 2
Batteries-Wiltse, Matthewson and
Bowerman; Ruehlbach, Beebe and
King. Umpires-Klem and O'Day.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Tfufdfty.

Don't you dislike the smell OF gaso-
line about an autom obiie|'
II used to, but now I'm SO thankful
1t isn't arnica or some other liniment
that I don't mind It." - Washington
Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Though the sun scorches us some
times and gives us the headache, we do
not refuse to acknowledge that we
stand in need of his warmth.-De Mur.
nay.
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r. n. E.
Death of VIM. H. Hobbs.

William Henry Hobbs, formerly a
Richmond man, died at his home in
indianapolis yesterday morning from
an acute attack of diabetes.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
LANDING Ha~

miss Ethel" he began, "or, Ethel,
mean, I've known you long enough to
drop the Miss haven't L"
She fixed her lovely eyes upon him
with a meaning gaze.
Eyes, think you have" she said.
"What prefix do you wish to substi-
tuteY-Cleveland Leader.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
WILLIS A TEASER.

Pittsburg, May 21.-The visiting
Boston Nationals could do nothing
with Willis this afternoon and the To-
calls won handily. Score:
r. II. Z.
Boston % 0 0 900 0 90 Z 1
Pitts -. 1 2 0 0 0 & s IA
Batteries-Young and Needham;
Willis and Peitz. Umpire-John,
Ston.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
still Time.

Burroughs-Say, old man, there was
your last dollar with me.
Richley-That's all right. haven't
got down 70 1t yet.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Little Willie-Say. pa, what is mu-
tual friend?
PA mutual friend, my son, Is one
who makes it his business to keep you
informed of the mean things your 9TH
er friends say about you.-Judge.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
ANOTHER CLOSE GAME.

Milwaukee, May 21.-Runs in the
seventh and eighth won for the visit
ors. The score:
r. n. e.
K. City % 90 1 o o. 5 4
Mil. 80. 0 l 90 1 90 0 % 6 5
Batteries-Durham and Leahy;
Oberlin and Beville. Umpire-Kane.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Called.

william Henry"
"Yes-yes, Maria"
What are you doingT
Reading about the man with the
muck rake"
We'll, you go right In that garden
and let me see You be the man with TIN
garden rake, and be qrllck about it,
Chicago News.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Getting Along.

els that timid young congressman
making any progressY' asked Grayce.
Some" admitted Gladys. After
talking about kisses for a week he
finally asked for leave to print."-Lou-
isville Courier Journal
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Everything and Nothing.
Ella-The other day George called
just as Fred was leaving.
Stella-You care for Fred, but you
don't for George. Am right?
Ella Yes. I feel as IL everything
was going out and nothing coming in.-
Houston Post
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Publishers Press1

Publishers Press1
indianapolis, May 21.-Columbus
made the only run in today's game.
The score:
r. n. e.
Col. 10000 0-15 0
Indpls. :. 90 0 0 o. 3 /
Batteries-Berger and Ryan; Cicotte
and Kahoe Umpire-Sullivan.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
:...LoeaI Sporting News General:
Games Today.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Philadelphia at ST. Louis.
New York at Chicago.
Brooklyn at Cincinnati.
Boston at Pittsburg.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
st. Louis at Washington.
Cleveland at Philadelphia.
Chicago at New York.
Detroit at Boston
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Louisville at Toledo.
Columbus at Indianapolis.
Kansas City at Milwaukee.
st. Paul at Minneapolis.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Why, wait for your friends
friend to come and look at
your house week after next?
You can sell it with a To Let
ad in The Palladium.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
RAIN AT MINNEAPOLIS.

Minneapolis, May 21.-The Ameri-
can Association game with st. Paul
was postponed today on account of
wet grounds.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
A PITCHERS BATTLE.

st. Louis, May 21.-Today's game
between the Quakers and the local
Nationals was a pitchers battle in
which Sparks had the better of it..
Score:
r. n. E..
Phila. 90 0 0 900 IL 5 i
st. Louis 0 0 0 0 90 % 90 6 0
Batteries Sparks and Doom; ;
Browne and Raub. Umpire-Emslie.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

SOME GOOD STORIES.
Not For Her-ToId of Mark Twain.
Diplomacy.

NOT For Her-Told of Mark Twain,
Diplomacy.
A story is told of young wife who
knew little of housekeeping. She was
in consequence of that inexperience
disposed to stand a bit in awe of the
butcher, the baker and the candlestick
maker, for she felt sure they must be
aware of the extent of her ignorance
in household matters. She ordered on
ly such things as she was absolutely
sure of, and she made her interviews
with the tradesmen as brief as posi-
bIe
One morning there came to her house
a collector Of ashes. "Ash-ees. ash-ees.
she heard him calling in stentorian
tones. AS the cry was repeated again
and again she became more and more
perplexed as to what "ash-ees' meant.
Finally she went to the gate in the
rear and opened it. "Ash-eesT came
in cultural question from the man.
The young wife hesitated for mo-
ment; then, drawing herself up to
dignified attitude, she replied coldly,
''No, I don't think care for any to-
day.
At a recent dinner Mark Twain, &C
cording to an English report, made a
most amusing little speech which was
responded to as follows by lawyer
who was present: Doesn't it strike the
company as little unusual" he In
quired, that a professional humorist
should be funny?" When the laugh
that greeted this sally had subsidized
Mark Twain drawled out, Doesn't II
strike the company as a little unusual
that a lawyer should have his hands In
his own pocketsT'
A young and smart looking Scotch
clergyman was to preach trial" ser
mon in a strange church. Fearing that
his hair might be disarranged or thai
he might have a smudge on his face
he said to the sexton, there being ne
mirror in the vestry, James, could yor
get me a glassT James disappeared
and after few minutes returned witt
something under his coat, which. to thu
CONSERVATION of the divine, he pro
duced in the form of a bottle, saying
eye mauna let on ABBOTT 1t, meenister
for I got it as a special favor, and
wadna haze got it at all If had ma tolt
them it was for you."-Harper's Week
w.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
Country Condolences.

do you prefer city lifeY asked the
dandelion politely.
well. am down on the farm re-
piled the thistie.-Baltimore American.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Did Him o Favor.
Hunter-That guide seems very fond
Of amateur sportsmen.
Postmaster-Yes; one Of them mis-
took his mother-in-law for a deer last
year-New York Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

Gossiping Is pernicious habit tha !
we deeply deplore in our neighbors.
Onions are known By the company
they keep.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
He Didn't Count,

Mrs. Jones-And she told me not to
mention 1t to living being!
Mr.. Jones-Huh! And you tell 1t to
me.
Mrs. Jones-Yes. She said nothing
about dead ones.-New York Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
MODES OF THE MOMENT.

A patch pocket adorns the front of
the smart tailored blouse.
Most of the new suits are made with
out collars, but with collar effect
The fad Of the season is to combine
several varieties Of lace in the same
garment.
With some Of the new girdle arrange
ments 1t is possible to simulate the
princess effect upon lingerie frocks.
The low necked blouse for evening
wear is much in evidence, though the
decollete is not very pronounced. Ap-
pfques with unduiating edges are used
to finish the neck. and In almost every
Instance these are finished with tiny
ruehings of lace.-New York Globe.
70
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22
WIN WITH EASE.

Cincinnati, O., May 21.-Although
Brooklyn outbatted the local Nation
ais here this afternoon the Reds
punched their hits at time when hits
meant runs and won rather easily
The score:
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MUD HENS WIN.
r. II. e.

Toledo, May 21.-The Toledo team
made a magnificent rally and won out
in the eighth. Score:
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AMERICAN Assn
AMERICAN AssociAT'N STANDING

RESULTS YESTERDAY.
Columbus, l; Indianapolis, 0.
Toledo, 10; louisville, 8.
Kansas City, 4; Milwaukee, 2.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

LOUSY 8 2 2 200 0 0 O-S II 1
Toledo 0 2 0 1 l x-10 IS z
Batteries-Adams and Shaw; Kin.
sella and Land. Umpire-Haskell.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-05-22

-. IA sTo RIA.
Bear. thu >Iha Kind You Have Always Bought
ss. q AAAzzZx
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1906-10-12
Other Musical Ears,

A violinist says spiders are notori-
ously and historically fond of music.
At performance in Missouri the con-
cert hall was made disagreeable by a
sudden invasion of spiders, which
were drawn by his violin out from the
cracks and crannies of the ancient
building. They crawled about the
floor and onto the stage, and he could
see the annoyed Audience stamping on
the insects. The writer adds that he
has known a small garden snake to
be attracted by piano playing, and a
young calf to whisk his tail and
prance about most gleefully at the
first notes of French horn. His
neck would curve about proudly, his
hoofs tread lightly, and his ears wag
ioyously when the footing began, and
he never quoted down till the music
ceased.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1906-10-12
"Soap Weed" Of the Southwest.

Greatest, as we'll as most common.
OF all cacti is the soap weed" which
grows wherever cacti grow, and which
is mans only friend in the great south
western deserts of the United States
and in Mexico. 1t furnishes always
quantity of water when cut. AS its
name indicates, it can be manufac-
tured into soap, perhaps the least
alkaline soap ever made, even though
the weed itself may grow in the center
of an alkal desert. Beer is brewed
from it, the Indians make a hemp.
like fiber from it and horses and men
can eat parts of it if the spines are cut
away. Also when it shoots up it's one
great arm skyward it tops that arm
with one of the most gorgeous flowers
in the world.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1906-10-12
Chambers Joke on Conkling.

Roscoe Conkling was capital boxer
and quite proud of his skill. One
evening after considerable banter he
induced Senator Chandler to put on
the gloves with him. He played with
Chandler for few rounds, much to
the discontinue of the downeaster.
The latter bided his time and some
time later quietly brought a. profes-
sional pugilist to dinner where Conk-
ling was guest In the course OF
the evening MI Smith was induced
to engage in a boxing bout with Mr..
Conkling The profess onal danced
around the senator. landing when and
where he wished. playing with him as
he would with punChtus bag. The
elegant New York senator was daZed
overwhelmed, humiliated, crushed
When he surrendered and called
enough, as he DID at last, Senator
Chandler smiled sandy and presented
the pugilist i'll his true colors.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1906-10-12
what He Most Wished For.

John Fiske, the American historian,
was an ardent lover of music and him
self no mean musician. Furthermore,
he was extremely corpulent and felt
the hot weather painfully. He was
once delivering course of lectures at
summer school in a small city Of the
middle west. The heat was terrific
and adjoining the house where the
lecturer stayed was a church where
an Unmatched but Jealous quartet"
practiced and performed during all
hours of the torrid afternoons and
evenings. One evening, seeing the IA
nous man sit for a time unoccupied
and apparently oppressed by this COM
bined affection, the young daughter of
his hostess attempted to divert him by
of1ering him new novel, then just be-
coming popular. Il think The Choir
Invisible is perfectly splendid, Mr..
Fiske," said she. "Would'n you like
to read it?' The historian put the
book aside. My dear young lady"
said he, the only choir in the world
in which I could feel any interest at
this moment would be the choir in
audible"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1906-10-12
NERVOUS DEBILITY
A Scranton Woman Tells How DR..
williams Pink Pills Made Her
Well and Strono,

Nervous debility is the common name
for what the doctors term neurasthenia.
1t is characterized by mental depression,
fits of the "blues, +" or melancholy, loss
OF energy and spirits. The patient eyes
become dull, the pink fildes from the
cheeks, the memory becomes defective so
that it is difficult to recall dates and
names at will. Some of these symptoms
only may be present or all OF them. The
remedy lies IN toning up the nervous
system and there is 10 medicine better
adapted for this purpose than DIR.
Williams Pink Pills
Mrs. Jane j. Davies, of No. 314 War
rem street, Scranton, Pa, says: "Some
years ago l became greatly reduced in
health and strength and my nervous
system became so debilitated that felt
wretched. Icould not rest or sleep well
at night and woke up as weary and
anguld III the morning as was when
went to bed. My head ached in the
morning and often there was pain in
my right side which was worse when 1
sat down. My nerves were on edge all
the time, every little noise bothered me
and L was generally miserable. Then
decided to try DIR. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People, as my husband had taken
them with good results, and they did
wonders for me. Now 1 have no more
pain in my side, no more headaches, I
sleep well and feel strong and able to
do my work"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cured Mrs.
Davies and they can do just as much
for other weak, pale, ailing men or
women who are slipping into hopeless
decline. They strike straight at the root
OF all common diseases caused by poor
and impoverished blood.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists, or will be sent postpaid, on
receipt of price, SO cents per box, six
boxes for $3.50, by the DR.. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1906-10-12
HEALTH AND BEAUTY.

Deep breathing will tend to decrease
the size of the abdomen.
The skin, especially that of the face,
should be treated as the finest china,
tenderly and delicately.
Before applying poultice cover the
skin Slightly with glycerin to prevent
any particles from adhering.
Don't torture your eyes, but humor
them, for if ill-treated they revenge
themselves by making formidable
wrinkles and crows feet.
Shoes that are too large sometimes
slip and cause the heel to blister. To
prevent this fit the heel of the shoe
with a piece of velvet.
If finger has been pounded or
crushed, plunge it into water as hot
pain more quickly than anything else.
One teaspoonful of glycerin to a
tablespoonful of boiling water taken
ten minutes before meals is said to be
a certain cure for Indigestion
For a bruise the best treatment is
an immediate application of hot TO-
mentationss. After that, witch hazel,
vinegar and hot water, or alcohol and
water, put on with bandage and
often moistened.
The hands should be well massaged,
every finger separately, with olive oil
every night, and soft suede gloves
two sizes too large should be worn
The tips of the fingers must be cut
out, and a small hole must be cut in
the palm.