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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
Just Like Chess.

Hubby-It becomes very trying, my
dear. You're always saying check.
check, check! I feel as IL life were n
long game OF chess. Wife-Well, Ed
ward. IL you don't give me something
I shall have to pawn, pawn, pawn,
and 1t would still seem like a game Of
chess, wouldn't ITALY Sloper.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
SurcahffC.

"Tbat's my best work." said the poet,
nfter reading the verses to Crittick.
"Tm thinking Of having 1t copyrighted."
Copyrighted said Crittick. az I
were you I'd have 1t patented."- sae
Francisco Call
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
During the Rush Hour.

Shc-Were you ever In street car
accident? IIe-Ycs. The car was com.
pietely wrecked, but the passengers
were packed SO tight that only the out
side layers were injured Chicago
News.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
End Of tho 1Ioncymoon.

"Flnlslcd your honeymoon yct?'
81 don't know. have never been
able TO determine the exact meaning
OF the word honeymoon"
"Well. thea has your wife commenc-
cd to do the cooking yctT-IIouston
Post.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31

He had just returned from England.
where he had hobnobbed, he claimed,
with the nobility.
II have here" he said, taking n note.
DOCK from his pocket, "a list of Eng
lisli names that arc not pronounced MS
'hcy are spelled. This list will surprise
You. You will see from it that all
your life you have pronounced wrong
snch names az I,cveson-G Cover, Glamls,
cnrew, st. Ieser, Hawarden, Ponte-
tract, and so on"
lie then read Off the following odd
lls', giving, first, the words themselves,
and second their RIGHT nronunciotto,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31

Folly often goes beyond her bounds.
but lmpudence knows nore-Pen Jon
son.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31

Il always knew" he concluded,
that Cholmondclcy was Chumlcy and
Derby Darby, but who would ever have
imagined that Carew was Carey, Gla-
mis- Glawms or Pontefract Pomfretf"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
Clyde Steamship Co.
Steamers to Philadelphia

MONDAY, THURSDAY and
SATURDAY,.
Sailing from Philadelphia, Tuesday
Thursday and Saturday.
Freight received and delivered daily
at G. & o. Pier No. 6. Office River
Road. JAS. McCARRICK
Gen. Southern Agt.
CLYDE STEAMSHIP CO.,
IL South Delaware Avenue, Philadel.
BhHs, Pa.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31

Daily except Sunday.
Sundays only.
w. w. 8. BUTLER, @. M.
Hampton. Va.
GEO. W. HATCH, supt..
Norfolk. Va.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
TRANSPORTATION GUIDE
Chesapeake &
Ohio Railway
HOURS THE QUICKEST LINE

Sec H.W. Robinson, Agent @. & o. Ry.
Before Arranging for your TIP.
Through Trains, VeStibuled, Electric
Lighted, Stenm Heated, Dining
Cars La Carte through tho
grandeBt scenery East of
the Rocky Mountains.
For Richmond. Cincinnati, lndIanap-
oils, Nashville. Chicago, Louis
vlllo, Nashville. Memphis.
West and Southwest.
1910 A. nj. and 5:25 p. M. daily
Local for Richmond and James RIvoF
Points:
7:40 A. NJ, daily.
Local for Rlchmond:
$40 P. NJ. daily.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
STEAMSHIP COMPANIES.
Norfolk & Washington
Steamboat Co.

The new and powerful Iron Palace
steamers. Newport News. Washington
and Norfolk will leave daily as fol.
lows:
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31
Old Dominion Line
DAILY SERVICE.

DAILY SERVICE.
FOR NEW YoRK-From
Company's Wharf, Nor.
folk, every week day. at
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1906-10-31

TEETH EXTRACTED WITH GAS.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
CANNONISM,

AS slight warning to the White
House to keep hands off of legislation,
Speaker Cannon recently said; "The
floor of the house is the;pace for debate
consideration and action regarding a
matter which is pending legislation. -
Certainly it is the place but will "Uncle
Joe" allow it? Will he permit the house
to "debate," "consider" and "act" on
"pending legislation?"
Mr.. Cannon is also reported to have
said: 81 am satisfied that it tmeaning
the Notwithstanding meat nspection)
will receive safe3:and sound consider
alton" OF course Mr.. Cannon is "satis.
fed" for he is the poo.bah and it is neces.
sary that he be satisfied before bill gets
through the house. But what does he
mean by "safe!and sound?" "Safe" for
the packers? "Sound for the muck
fund that the interests will supply for
this years congressional campaign?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
ONG THE WATER FRONT.
Vessels Coming and Going and Loading al INC
Saw Mills.

The schooner 5. T. Alexander is az
the Slade mill, loading for Honolulu
The schooner John c. Meyer is loading
at the Aberdeen Lumber & Shingle m'Iis
for San Francisco.
The barkentine John Palmer is at the
Aberdeen Lumber & Shingle mills, loao'
for San Francisco.
The schooner G. Y. Watson arrived IN
mort Thursday, and is loading at the
Union mill for San Francisco.
The schooner Watson A. West re-
ceived new spars at the Lindstrom ship
ward. and was lowed to the Slade mill
today, to load for San Francisco.
The old river steamer Hattie Belle,
which was dsmanted some years ago,
was lowed down the river last week, to
be stranded on the mud flats below the
city, but got aground and left until the
tide raised. Before the Skuokum got
there the next day she had floated off
and drifted to the dock OF the Hart
Wood mill, and Manager Hart was sur
prised to find steamer at his dock OF
which he had no advices. She will be
lowed to the flats on high tide this after.
noon.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
AN ADMIRABLE PLATFORM:

The democrats OF Indiana at their late
convention adopted an admirable plat
form. which deserves success by the
support OF all honest. citizens. The fol-
lowing plank is especially worthy OF
careful attention by democrats and in
dependent voters in every state as fair
statement OF the conditions imposed on
the people through republican legislation
and the remedy proposed when the
democrats are entrusted with power-the
platform said:
"For nearly ten years the republican
marty has been in absolute control in all
departments in the national government,
with power to change unjust conditions
and to rectfy evils. Yet during that
time colossal combinations OF capital
have dominated the people and have
stifed com petition and unfairly limited
the opportunity of the individual citizen.
Wealth thereby illegally obtained has
been unsparingly used to control legisla-
ton and corrupt elections. No honest
effort has been made or is being made
by republican legislation to cure or Grad.
icate these evils. We denounce the
hypocrisy of the republican party, which,
while pretending to legislate against
these conditions, deals only with the
SYMPTOMS and not with the disease. The
unfair tyrannical features Of the so.called
protective tariff have made these things
possible, and no permanent relief can be
secured until its obnoxious features are
removed. We demand that this be done
by tariff for revenue only.
''Tne growth of the trusts and other
inordinate and dangerous combinations
of capital, the tremendous and rapidly
increasing absorption and Capitalization
of the wealth OF the country in the hands
OF chosen few, all due to premedtated
and systematic legislation in behalf OF
special interests by the republican party,
demand change in the policts imposed
upon the country by that party and
make the passage Of restrictive laws an
imperative necessity"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
THREE DEATHS BY DROWNING.
The Bodies of Three Nen Found IN
the Wjshkah River Last Week.

On Friday two bodies were found float
ing in the Wishkah river The first, that
of Nels Nelson, was found during the
forenoon, resting on the mud near the
North Aberdeen Single mill, and the
second, that Of A. A. Medley, was found
floating at the mouth OF the Wishkah
river at 80 p. m.
The bodies were removed to the Aber-
deem Under taking ParIors, and Coroner
Campbell sent for. The body OF Nelson
was identified by his clothes, and later
the father identified it as the body OF his
son, Nels.
A. A. Medley's body was identified by
papers on his person.! and by meal
ticket Of the Atlantic hotel in this city.
The papers SHOWED. that Medley's home
was in Newberg, Oregon, and his friends
were notified. who instructed that the
body be buried here.
Nes Nelson has been employed on the
gasoline launch Fearless that plies be.
tween Aberdeen and the upper Wishk; h,
and he Unjust have fallen into the river
some time on the night OF Saturday,
| June 80, as he was at his home on Satrr.
day evening. On Monday Mr.. and Mrs.
Nelson went to Seattle to spend the
Fourth, and knew nothing Of the death
of their son until they were met at the
train on Friday afternoon by Undertaken
Randolph and asked to come to the
morgue to identfysthe body.
Nes Nelson was q years of age. He
was buriedlfrom the chapel at the under.
taking parlors,:: Saturday forenoon, the
Rev. o. eRosing, of the Scandinavian
Lutheran:church, officiating.
A. A. Medley was 30 years of age, and
had friends in Newberg, Oregon, and his
father resides in Freewater, Oregon; he
had friends also in Edna, WASH, the
latter arriving on Saturday to take
charge OF the body, which was buried
from the undertaking parlors on the ar.
rival OF the train.
On Friday morning, scow belonging
to Gilbert EeGe was found drifting in the
Wishkah river, near the boom. with
light burning, and its occupant missing.
1t was Immediately suspected that MIR.
Eede had fallen off and was drowned,
and the river in that vicinity was dragged
for the body. Yesterday morning the
search was successful and the body was
brought to the surface at the Wlshkah
boom. 1t was taken to the BOwes u
Randolph morgue, and the coroner
notified.
eral arrangements.
Gilbert Eede was a native Of the Ha-
waiian Islands, 70 years Of age and fol-
lowed the sea for many years. He re-
signed the position of mate on one of the
largest English vessels atloat to 90 to
South Africa and engage in the Boer war,
where he lost an eye.
He recently purchased the scow, which
had cabin in which he lived alone, and
made living jobbins with his boat on
the Wishkah river. He was an industri.
GUS man OF excellent habits, and was
we'll regarded by all who knew him. He
is known to have two daughters residing
in England, and some friends in Seattle,
to whom he had been heard to say he
was soon going to make visit.
The funeral took place this afternoon
from the chapel of the Aberdeen Under
taking Parlors, Rev. Chas. McDermoth
officiating
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
READY TO ARBITRATE
Controversy Between Sailors and
Owners Nav Be Settled,

SAN FRANcIsco, July THE United
Shipping & Transportation association,
in letter addressed to Mayor Scl,mitz
today, states that it is ready to submit
the questions OF hours and wages to the
sailors for arbitration, but requests the
city's chief executive to write the owners
asking for arbitration so that it would
not appear that they were receding from
the position previously taken.
Mayor schmitz has accordingly sent
another letter to the steamship men
asking that they meet the sailors an d
attempt to adjust differences. 1t is
probable that the striking sailors will
meet their employers on Monday. when
the work of settling the strike will again
be taken up.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
SENATOR WHYTE.

The governor of Maryland has done
the entire country available public SER
vice pv the appointment of ex-senator
WHITE to succeed the late Senator Cor
man.
Senator Whyte is a man OF high char
acter and great ability, and democrat
of the best type. In view OF the ship
subsidy scheme and other graft schemes
now pending in congress, his accession to
the senate is most timely.
One of the most valuable public SER
vices rendered by Governor Whyte to the
country at large, remarks the Baltimore
sun, was the blow dealt by him to the
Roach Subsidy scheme. He did this
while in the senate in 1879. There was
then proposed in the senate tremen'
dous scheme for subsdizng vessels with
government funds in the interest Of MIR.
Roach. the great shipbuilder, and the
wealthy interests associated with him.
The subject was comparatively new
one to the country, and at first Senator
WHITE was almost alone in his opposi.
ton to the scheme which was backed by
a powerful lobby and by stupendous poll.
tical influences. Senator Whyte attack.
ed it with all his strength, combating it
on constitutional and economic grounds
and protesting against the bill as a
measure of folly, injustice and extrava.
gance. The senate passed the bill, but
the Marylander's powerful speeches. as
was acknowledged in an editorial of The
Sun at that time, aroused the press and
the sentiment OF the people Of the whole
country.
Thereupon he returned, undaunted, to
his attack upon the measure and after a
powerful speech upon the inlquity of the
subsidy principle and brilliant parIia.
mentary maneuvering he ca ried the
senate against the scheme which he COM
pletely defeated.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
Resolutions.

Whereas, it has pleased the Almighty
God to remove from our midst one of our
worthy brothers, Bro. Jonas Jonnesen,
be it resolved. that Court Grays Harbor
No. % extend to the relatives OF said
br other their most heartfelt sympathy in
this their hour OF sorrow; be it further
resolved, that copy OF these resolutions
be sent to the relatives, the American
Forester and city papers for publication,
one spread OIL the minutes of this court,
and the charter draped in mourning for
a period OF thirty days.
Court Grays Harbor Foresters of
America.
BERT CAMPBELL,
J. NJ. BowEs,
g. LANGBEN.
Committee.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
Saved His Comrades Life.

"While returning from the Grand
Army Encampment at Washington City,
comrade from Elgin, ILL.,, was taken
with cholera morbus and was in critical
condition." says Mr.. J. E. Houghland,
of Eldon, Iowa. II gave him Chamber.
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and believe saved his life. l
have been engaged for ten years in i'm
migration work and conducted many
parties to the south and west. always
carry this remedy and have used it sue.
cessfully on many occasions. Sold by
Evans Drug.Co. IN
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
USELESS PROFESSIONS.

The republicans of South Dakota at
their late state convention declared that
the tariff "should be modified from time
to time to meet changed conditions"
The republican members OF congress
from that state have been voting to
standpat and supporting Speaker Can.
non in packing the ways and means
committee and refusing to recognize any
member who proposed to modifv the tar
if, even on such articles as those on
which the rate exceeds 100 per cent. II
the republican voters of South Dakota
really favor tariff revision they must
elect democrats to congress and elect
members of the legislature who will elect
tariff reformers to represent the state
in the United States senate. If a majority
of both houses OF congress was composed
OF republicans pledged to tariff reform,
such might be accomplished, but long
as few lone and lukewarm republican
tariff reformers attend republican eau.
cuses and refuse to join with the demo-
cratic members in forcing tariff revision,
such declarations in convention are
either child's play or intended to deceive
the voters.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09

The friends of Mr.. Schwab Of steel trust
fame says he will try to break into the
political game as it is pla. ed in Nevada.
II he does not have better luck than he
did trying to break the bank at Monte
Carlo, he may 90 broke, for those Nevada
republicans have had lots of experience.
The gambling element which controls
the republican machine in Nevada will
welcome such lavish spender as Schwab
and perhaps give him run for his
money. The old Huntington machine,
being almost out at elbows, will jump at
most any "angel" that comes along that
can grease it's old corrupt wheels and
after it is all over the republican grafters
will have the money and Schwab the
exI erience.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
Bowel Complaint in Children.

During the summer months children
are subject to disorders OF the bowels
which should receive careful attention
as soon as the first unnatural looseness
of the bowels appears. The best medi.
cine in use for bowel complaint is Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, as it promptly controls any On.
natural looseness OF the bowels. For sale
by Evans Drug Co. m
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
Only SO Years Old.

81 am only SO years old and don't ex.
pect even when l get to be real old to
feel that way as long as can get Elec'
trio Bitters," says Mrs. E. II. Brunson,
of Dublin, Ga. Surely there's nothing
else keeps the old as young and makes
the weak as strong as this grand tonic
medicine. Dyspepsia, torpid liver, in.
famed Kidneys or chronic constipation
are unknown after taking Electric Bit.
tiers a reasonable time. Guaranteed by
Red Cross Pharmacy. Price SOC.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09

The debate on the proposition to give
the President s25, 900 year to pay the
expenses OF himself and invited guests
while travelling, was perhaps the most
interesting debate OF the present session.
1T will be found in the congressional re.
cord for June 21st. 1t will pay any one
having access to the record to read it
carefully. The opponents of the measure
got entirely the best of the fight.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
HIS THROAT WAS CUT,
j. Wilson Is at the Hospital With
Bad Cash In Throat.

J. Wilson Is at the Hospital With a
Bad Cash In Throat.
]. Wilson, a Finn, staggered into the
Board OF Trade saloon about one o'clock
last Thursday morning, with the blood
running from cash in his throat. He
exclaimed he had been cut in the dark,
and was taken to the Aberdeen General
hospital, where he now lies with bad
wound, although practically out Of dan
ger.
Four men were arrested Friday on
suspicion OF being connec ted with the
crime, and were taken to the hospital to
see if Wilson could identify any of them
as his assailant. He Immediately point.
ed out one OF the men, Julius Lehtonen
as the man who cut him, and the latter
was taken to Jail to answer the charge
as soon as Wilson is able to appear.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09

Congressman John Wesley Gaines an.
nounces that there is no power on earth
that can shut his mouth. 1t is even
suspected that it would be impossible to
board it up.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
BIDS WANTED.
For Painting and Re-ShingIing the
Town Hall of COSmODOIiS,

Town Hall of COSmOpOIiS.
Bids will be received by the under.
signed until Sp. m. July Is, for re.shing
ling the roof OF the town hall OF Cosmop-
oils. Bids to be for labor only. the town
furnishing all material.
Also, at the same time, bids for painting
the outside of the town hall OF Cosmop.
oils, two coats of paint. Bids to be for
labor only, materials to be furnished by
the town. The right is reserved to re.
ject any or all bids.
w. S. McLAuGHLIN, Town Clerk,
st Cosmopolis, Wash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09

The girl who follows the presidents
advice and keeps her .eyes on the stars
will be likely to stumble, unless she has
firm hold on some. young mans arm.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09

The republicans insist that the canal
commission shall do all its trading at
the company store"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09
DR.. McNiVen

Practice limited to the EYE, EAR, NOSE
and THROAT. Office rooms over L X
Pharmacy, Aberdeen. Wash. Office
hours, 9 to ~ a. nl., 2 to and 7 to 8
.. m.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-07-09

Fine Job Printing at moderate prices
Herald Printery.
The Springdale news., 1906-11-30

Editor J. H. McOuerry. of the Huntsville Democrat. was in town Saturday and paid The News a fraternal call.
 w. l.. Stokes & Go. have just received a car of the celebrated White Elk Flour, also four cars ot hay and other feed.
 On account of going to press on Wednesday some correspond ence and other matter IS forced to go over until next week.
 Rev. N. NJ. Ragland, pastor of the Christian church at Fayette- vile, preached his Fist annual anniversary sermon Sunday.
 Mrs. B. F. Snider left Sunday afternoon for McCune, Kansas. where ske will spend few weeks visiting with her grandfather.
 The boys basket ball team of the high school goes up to Ben tonville for a Thanksgiving game with the Ouehita Academy team of that place.
 Wm, Potter, Sid Aaron and W. G. Thompson and son Earl, all of whom lad been south for several weeks selling apples, came in home Sunday.
 W. H. Browning left Tuesda y morning tor Oak Park, Chicago, to remain through the holidays visiting with his daughter. He will return about the middle of February.
 Mrs. Mary Denver will begin a private school at her residence next Monday, and will accept pupils in first, second and third reader grades Tuition, sfs25 per month.
 Letters for the Old Home Edi- tion and letters to Santa Claus have already began to come in. Children are requested to please address letters to Santa Claus, care News office.
 Mrs. NJ. J. Cox, of Springfield, Mo-, who had been visiting with her son, J. NJ. Cox, living south west of town, left Tuesday for Hillsboro, Texas, to visit with relatives in that section.
 The University of Arkansas football team defeated Tulane University at New Orleans Satur- day, 2 to o. They played Lou isiana State University at Baton Rouge on Thanksgiving.
 The members of the First Bap- tist church gave their pastor, Rev. J. A. Smith pounding Tuesday night. A large crowd was present and the good preach CT and his family were fairly GOV cred up with good things.
 J. H. Farley and family, living out on Osage in the vicinity ot Thornsberry. will leave this week for Oklahoma and Texas where they will remain until spring They will spend most ot their