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.s.,. oklahoma City, Okla, oct ,s.,,,a I. "a !
no,a sam Jones. the evangelist had had hea, .s;.
n holding revival services In IN 'the au tassa pss!
wac nacle . In this citystaa Two weeks I trss, W.
da ras 70 70 have addressed audsesrss. s. ~, -
th.. y' put II developed early in the % na,,
v.aa .Ia, ne had disappeared ,,Altlrmss oas
na,D, .sD,ous search WI made for M :
ap ao.ning was learned as tr19bz * sxna nIA
~oo soou.s of the evangelist Until aeru nem.
nea. "as received ., of his death &, ! sMa tra,n
-, Later 1t developed thu. Jc,..<,,...a
has,o,y tas CITY hurriedly sunday evan,na
,,as from his hotel to the .s' a.a
-, ,lTa whl,e carriage waited to e ae.s s.a
80 .n % the evening services NJ -
o. ~ for his sudden departure ,,o ras rea
9. nor did he state his destinat,na m
|, ZONES "a :. meetings here had At,oh been he,a
nosa.. - diminished building. Ha e had
eusea ei,sesa to o., large audiences and y nIa 10
1890 - lnat he had become s,,ddan,.s
,,sa.a $ = resi- result Of speaking IN eenry the my
,.,hsa ! ,h.s naii and had started for e hun un
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NOTED EVANGELIST DIES SUD-
DENLY ON RAILROAD TRAIN
IN ARKANSAS.
BODY FOUND IN SLEEPING CAR BERTH
LEFT OKLAHOMA CITY SECRETLY
WITHOUT COMPLETING HIS
ENGAGEMENT.

Little Rock, Ark, Oct. l6.-Rev.
Sam r. Jones, the we'll known evan.
gelist of Cartersville, Ga, died early
In the day of heart failure In sleep
ing car on q Rock Island train near
Perry, Ark. Mr. Jones had been con-
ducting q most successful revival at
Oklahoma City, Okla, and had left
there for his home In Georgia. Mrs.
Jones and his two daughters were
with him when he passed away.
Mr.. Jones arose from his berth in
the slaanar ahont a. m. and COM
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Ok. eRouWER ON the srAnn
oe"'es Testimony of Mitness.. =.
Prosecution,

~ s Hrosecution.
Toms River. N. Oct, Ia ! 4. 4,
au rank bfouwer, who is on trial for ~ ~
anesed murder of his wife hv ;no,sss 1s'
.ook % the stand in his own p,sn peha,t
AitaI n witnesses had testided - -
Mra .e.a'lons existing between Dr.. and ans
MS, mns. brouwer Dr.s Brouwer told /, AZ AZ
,marriase to MISS Hyelr JUN = 1oaas Az
g, shp iol the ain ancial relations betwaon
~ apa MS wife. All The; mdney ,na. @
vent INTO their home no y ssa,. 'Ia'
.:zn aETI,'xpV ny 3s 33ssald, bel
,a., ane witness satd>he asyerstold old r,,,s
'sth Hyes. his wife,s -sister l sha, ns ~ I I
iaa ha. no respect for Mrs. Brouwer ~
,ad na. ne Intended dlvorciag her Hs ~
M, 'au never ne said, struck his wiso m
shle IN Lakehurst. to which ha % sa,a
=. vas summoned professionally ha
,s s .oiu over the telephone that h,s
ne was worse and he has,anas nis
y. ~ me night of Sept. le Mrs. Rrou E
!, ]. nad several convulsions and the
ltness telephoned for Dr. Forma a the g
eencid' who, however, was nnah,a - =
come until the followine dan
the witness said IA Iay had
e Obliged to leave HIS w,yo \. au
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probably, a statement tba, ~
ol offending articles will has e a, series
taken 30 'ne defendants have under.
rafon 20 make no further persona,
defenaa oes 70 Mr.. Croker therein Tho
caa. oelehdants also Will pay Mr. crokar ne
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smallpox in Insane AsvI,,n

madison, Wis. Oct. 16.-Reo.,,,o
an an outbreak of smallpox in tho NJ "
oota state hospital for insane tho wen
co''n u oi control has sent notice to ali
t,ents y Judges to commit no more na
LEI .eh's 70 the hospital until auarartina. pa,
.,a mas oeen raised. All OF the 55n -
cinated. z...,' III ~ - "ni ~. De o' vac.
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s anh glass Of hot water and ,mn,o
wau e'y afterward collapsed. Rev
o,a., 49, Holcomb, who had been asso.
vaa a,ea with Mr.. Jones for n,,,mhar !.
years, took the. dying man n neI haa q
breathad ~ q rev minutes the evangelist
emha,,ua ms last The body has been
tans en.Da1med and wiz he shipnesi to 1sun ~ ]
had. ntefment will be |
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FARM LANDS
FOR SALE IN LAKE COUNTY

acres OF Junin4, buildings nearly all fenc
under cuvaion nice good WE'LL wind
mill and mile to school $3l Easy terms; ~
years time.
of Wned nearly all fenced, about lO
cultivation choice bargain $25 terms
800 ecres miles from town. 40 under cultivation nearly
all mb choice land plenty Of good water $25 acre over
800 tons Of hay he this farm this
acres from Wentworth nicely improved, good set OF
buildings grove plenty good we'll and cen place All
cultivation 10 which pasture Best
bargain n state at Sal per acre, Easy terms.
800 Ramona set Of good buildings plenty
under cultivation balance in pasture
and hay zoo Of choice be cut this land
this season. Great bargain at $40 per acre
Other bargains suit everybody easy terms
days will offer choice piece of land contain
ing about miles from miles from Odham all prairie
land all illable at $22 per
have other choice farm land Hand Hyde and Hughes
ties $l2 which far superior North Da
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@ iPdAy is C..uI,o,
49, 81 uiScrlminated in favor of tho
ona can sugar Refining com,an1
anu =. Goodloe Edgar and HI
ie OF Detroit, sugar dealers NV, -
'riai is tie first to be taken -, .ne
tmrn OF indictments by the grand
.n aly. based on charges of rehat,na anu ~
49,, .ansportation of sugar from th,a
GREAT WILL CONTEST aec,,.
Fight for weIshtman Million. c.u
for Trial.
rhiiadelphia, Oct. 16-Tbo
~, 20 have declared inva,,d ~
81 ' ~ William Weightman 49, ny
1iohalre chemist, who died ,a.... LII
ca,,ad ] t valued at about 100000, 900 was
man a ior hearing before judge Ash @
an m, ,n the orphans court
80 william Weightman was tho so,n
,bo,a;a. owers Weightman Arm -
,ecano s, which since his death bas
,eoome the Powers-Weightman.paanaa LAS
=. .ens company. He was knnmn :
.asa s, acaulred vast fortune ana ~, ~ :
! ~, veg the ppblic: generally was n :
, hts do,.mn nq tnat it was left entirely q,
= s ,a. uaasnter, Mrs. Walker. Under =
Or - atams OF the will DIS offered for !,
- oa.e nearly all of the vast for,,na 81 :,
49, 4aeatled to Mr. &Wefgbtman,s y.
a1lau ~, Mrs Anne Weightman. ~,
aAei. a. me suit to set aside the w,, :"
i ,nstituted BY Mrs, Jores.Wis,ar nr
IN Mas q daughter-in-law Of NJ
but who remarriaa :. :.
t'h o. her husband. Iohn u,a, ,ne
ios, i. y 8, .Wister. on behaif of her ],
- T., r,'.'a'1 .u1usnter, s'a', Martha Weightman
prove that:sMr, Weightman FRA FRA
I ieen - ~ 70 his will amply provtd. aie
= ! ~ mas Granddaughter and nc .of
! i nelfs To tha estate. Mrs Wa,tas Alte
les that any such cod;a., aiher rela
! the will probatad No. eAa.s ana Mrs.
and fulI exxiidrassion II @.'Aef mar
70 matter rF*:ES W. s.rNs uesires and
,,,.n. rue WI is broken i've grand. MN nm
.h.a, ma grandson of ,Mr ~ "en'
'h.nan VIII be benefited. Tho sa1hs 20
j taaastsp acted ad considerable atten. ...l Ia
Deoause OF the. social .p,bfn linen 20 psA
Use - concerned. A sensation was . naa
NM wefghfman - - : ssss1sA'staen had I
Y years OF ace wha. was past While
proposal Of na.s, ne d!ed, he wa
the death OF her h,.as ~ nei was t,
he rejected him ana au s Dut wife I,
:. i'eu MI. her. I
r hearing seyera, u,.. wer HI
9 was postnonad - Tue wftnes,
torneys for Mrs mua. VI Freeho
I compromise vo.a nu to cor
'ys for Mrs Wn,La. ieu oy Meanw
------.' been oh
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OWNED BY STANDARD OIL.
Evidence Regarding Stock Of Two
Ohio Companies.

Findlay, o., Oct. l6.-That the
Standard Oil company of New Jersey
owns a majority of the stock of the
Buckeye Pipe Line company of Ohio
and the Ohio Oil company was testi-
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Al ,ho ~ 49,. u-iec'ors ca ,nese compau,
a. 'he trial here of the Standard nn
sn,nas spahy OF Ohio for alleged con.
splracy against trade 'oh-
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cHAMPse MS OF THE WORLD.
Chicago American Team Wins Gov
eted Title.

CHICAGO American Team WINS Gov.
eted Title.
Chicago OCT. 16.--The Chicago club
of the American Baseball league is the
champion of the world BY winning
the sixth game, S to 3. against the 10.
cal club Of the National league, the
Americans earned the right to float
the worlds championship pennant, as
we'll as the American league pennant.
The attendance at the sixth game
was 1929, making the total attend.
ance for the series 99.S45. The total
receipts for the six games was $1Ob,,
$40. or this amount the players
share is s33, ,4o170. The American team
receive 25,05153 and the Nationals
SS.35O.17.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed con-
dition of the mucous lining OF the Eus-
tachian Tube. Ween this tube is in
famed you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed, Deafness is theresult, and unless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to it's normal condi-
tion hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Ca
tarrah, which is nothing but an intiamed
condition of the mucous surfices.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Oure. Send for circulars free.
f. j. CHENNEY e. CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa.
tion.
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CHARGED WITH REBATiNG.
New York Central Road on Trial In
Federal Court.

New York, Oct. 16.-The New York
Central and Hudson River Railway
company WAS put on trial before
Judge Holt and jury In the criminal
branch Of the United States circuit
court charged with violating the Ell
kins law against the granting Of re-
bates.
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4 --.i,.1 saa1.sesr,, and als,r,a phos-
,i,;,ie 1:.k;z,1le,, %. ders. I he
label lazy requires; that all
The Ingredients be named
on the labels. Look out
for the alum compounds.
NOTE.-Safey lies in buying only
Royal Baking Powder, which is
pure, cream Of tartar baking powder,
and the best that can be made.
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experienced faint uprising of curios
| ity regarding the letter so close al
hand, and yet SO far from any revela
ton to herself, unless Mrs. Fry had
made herself acquainted with its con
| tents.
She had, as her next words in
| formed her visitor.
Il read 1t from beginnin' to end
she said, calmly; "but, lor', it never
was wrote to Edes in the world-nev
er."
"Why?"
Because it begun dear husband,
an was signed your lovin' wife, an
he told me himself he never was mar
ried. So it stands to reason
What did she write?" asked Mrs
Hamilton, led on by her curiosity in
spite Of herself.
"Oh, she was lonesome without him
an wanted him to come home an set
tie down, quiet like with her. Who
| to her, for you could see, plain as
could be, she set her life by him"
do you recollect the name signed
to it?"
mo, don't. I've forgot it. Seems
If twas l. or it began with; jest
one name 1t was"
IL, you say. Was 1t Lenora?" for
that name would live in her conscious.
ness forever, she thought.
"'Twa'n't that, I'm pretty sure
| I've good mind to open that letter
l will, if you say So"
"Oh, no; have no right to it, any.
way, and am ashamed of my curios.
| ity."
And SO the letter went away
| freighted with writing portentous in
meaning and possibilities, not alone
to Primus Edes, but to others, among
them the stately lady whose hand had
touched that very packet.
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treme candor. and this remark she
repeated to the detective.
| "Oh, he's just what he seems, you
may be sure of that" she said
Then you are willing to help prove
1t, suppose" said the willy detective.
Yes, am"
well, then, If you ever find a scrap
Of writing, never SO small, I want you
to send it to me. l will leave an ad-
dressed and stamped envelope" and
he handed her an envelope prepared
as he said.
"I'll do as you say but it will be a
long time before you see this wrapper,
| [ guess" she answered, with a smile
at his folly.
But strange to say the good woman
was mistaken, for the day following
Swans departure Mrs. Hamilton
called in to see her.
She found Mrs. Fry at work mend
Ing the lining to an old coat.
| you find me to work. I've threat
ened an threatened to take a day for
the last month to mend up Edes'
things. Why, his clo'es is all off his
back. You never did see!"
| Mrs. Fry was given to exaggeration.
"An' to think" she said a moment
later, latter all I said to that detec-
tive feller, that l should find letter
in the linin' of the first coat l took to
mend"
"a letter!"
Eyes, crowded way into the corner
Of the linin'; went through the hole in
the pocket, most like"
Where is the letter"
! "Over there on the table"
Constance glanced in the direction
indicated. and saw misunderstanding
address, Robert d. Swan" with
name and street number, which she
knew perfectly well. Turning it over
she observed that it was sealed.
you can open it If you want to-
said Mrs. Fry, whose principles al
ways accommodated themselves to
Mrs. Hamilton's needs, satisfied that
they could not go far wrong.
But Mrs. Hamilton shrank from
having seal broken to a wrapper
provided by the receiver, and, besides,
what right had she with the CORE
spondence OF Primus Edes? Still she
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CHAPTER Discontinued.

Up to this time the lodger had &C.
cepted without questioning these
changes as emanating from Mrs. Fry.
her in return, but the coat puzzled
him. Taking it to her he said:
II found it. but it isn't mine.
never had one like it."
We'll, II 1 was you, I'd Jest wear
1t an ask no questions" said Mrs.
Fry, speaking as she would to a child.
But look Of decision flashed into
the mans face.
81 can't wear it until l know where
It comes from"
"Oh, well, IL you must know, Mrs.
Hamilton sent it over. It's Christmas,
you know, or was last week, and she
always thinks of them that's alone in
the world"
With sudden CLEAN Of light in his
eyes, the man left her and went into
his room. 1t was Sabbath morning,
and he never came out for hours If
Mrs. Fry could have seen him with
the coat on, sitting by his table pa
| tiently trying to form the letters after
Dams copy, and again and again writ
Ing the word Constance, she would
have been puzzled. And the happy,
peaceful look on his face when he
succeeded fairly WELL would have puz-
Lled her, likewise, for Primus Edes
was not an imbecile in any sense.
Mr.. Swan had long ago learned that
Primus Edes came from Western
city, where for at least a month he
had worked in sash and blind fac.
tory, that he bore respectable char
acter, was deemed little dull, though
a good workman, and that a man
named Harrison Arkwright worked in
the same factory at the same time,
| but was now gone away, so it was
| Impossible to learn whether he was
the person who had owned the ar.
ticles of clothing marked H. A. or not.
Swan learned to his satisfaction
that Edes neither sent off nor received
letters. Indeed, as appearances indi-
Gated, Edes could not write legible
letter if he tried. His education must
have been terribly neglected, he once
said to Mrs. Fry with an air of ex-
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31
Thirty-Six Hour Bill.

Washington.-The House committee
on interstate commerce favorably re-
ported the substitute for Representa-
tive French's thirty-six-hour live stock
bill. 1t confers absolute power on the
secretary of agriculture to regulate
stock shipments, permitting him to ex-
tend or shorten periods as he may
deem proper. Under this bill the Sle,
retary could continue to enforce TIM
present neutrality-suspicious. law, he could
permit shipments for longer period.
or, should he be SO disposed, require
the unloading of stock every eight
hours, as demanded by some Humane
society officials. The bill is said to be
unsatisfactory to western congress.
men, and an effort is being made to
strike out the authority to shorten per-
iods Of shipments. II this cannot be
done, it is declared the bill will prob
ably not pass.
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| Grovedale, meanwhile, was busyinr
itself, as small active villages are ant
to do, over scandal of its own. And
Constance was the subject of it.
Strange that the high-bred reserved
woman should give cause of it; but
she did. For her infatuation for the
illiterate workman, known as Primus
Edes, was only too evident to any one
who chose to investigate the matter
She had not meant to succumb to
the strange fascination thxt Primus
Edes from the first seemed to impress
upon her faculties by his fancied re-
sembance to her husband. 1t had
grown insensibly, and after he
brought her boy back to her and ten
derly carried him home, she felt that
gratitude could not be withheld any
longer.
He was never intrusive; indeed, it
was Constance herself who talked
most, who was most to blame, it was
said. He seemed rather to avoid her,
she thought, and she reasoned it
would do no harm to be kind to him.
So whenever she went to Mrs. Fry's,
VI cnahCeu " encounter MIN else
where, she would invariably say few
words in gentle. gracious way that
to him seemed divine.
She was a musician of more than
ordinary gifts, and when she CHANGED
to hear him playing one evening in
his room while she sat talking below
with Mrs. Fry, she was charmed into
forgetfulness of her errand by the
rare melody.
"Why, did not know he could play
like that?" she said, as the wonderful
strains ceased.
'Yes. an it's only lately he's took
1t up" said Mrs. Fry; $50 he says"
"Is 1t possible!" said Constance.
AS she took her way homeward the
passionate strains followed her until
she reached her own door, and she
knew that he must have opened his
window SO that she might hear him.
Strange, inexplicable man! Would
he have left her as Vane did with
those mysterious journeys all unex.
planned? All! but to doubt her hus-
band now with the clods Of suspicion
weighing him down. with speculation
cloudinG his sainted memoryi
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SAILORS FAITH IN oMENs.
Sea Suoerstitions Are Picturesque
and Many Of Ancient Date.

Sailors superstitions are usually
picturesque. Many of them are very
old and many of their beliefs are COM
mon the world over. To break a look
ing slass on shipboard means a shat
tered compass. A sneeze invites mis-
fortune unless you sneeZe to the right.
The man at the wheel under any flag
will tell you that he can not steer
straight If there is cross-eyed pas.
senger aboard.
Women are considered extremely
unlucky on a warship or merchant.
man and are supposed to bring squally
weather and dangerous gales. Away
back in the early SOS, 1t was custom
ary for a captain in the navy to take
his wife and family with him on long
voyages, but to-day the women are
left at home.
st. Elmo's light are another source
OF uneasiness to the sailor. They are
usually seen in the tropics and are
probably due to electricity, but they
certainly present a spectral sight on a
dark night at sea, when the little
globular, greenish-blue flames are
seen floating and tlickering above the
yardarms, jumping at bound from
topsail yard to topgallant yard or dis.
appearing there, only to reappear on
the truck of the mainmast. These
phenomena precede storm and be.
come visible during a calm that is
generally followed by a deluge of rain
and an electrical display of unusual
| brilliancy.
Originally known as Corpus Crist!
| lights, the sailors have corrupted the
name to "corposants" and believe them
to be the souls of departed seamer
appearing to presage misfortune. usu
ally the loss of the ship. 1t was for
merly a hard task to get sailor into
the rigging while "corposant" was
fickeriAy aloft. -r--,
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

Mr.. ]. G. Phelps Stokes thinks 1t is
wrong to tell schoolboys that some
day you may be President of the
United States" 1t must be admitted
that the contingency Is somewhat re-
mote in many cases.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

Rev. DR.. Madison c. Peters is au-
thority for the statement that at re-
cent luncheon In Now York twenty.
four very young women drank thirty
six bottles Of champagne. while fifteen
Of them smoked seven dozen cigar
eS4es. Was the doctor there7
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

A New York millionaire says his
sister-in-law broke five of his ribs be-
cause he didn't want her to live in his
house. There really can't be much
satisfaction in supporting such lady.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31
CHAPTER X.
The Cashiers Eeturn.

Eight months had slipped away
since the mysterious disappearance of
Vane Hamilton, and in all that time
not one word of tidings as to his
whereabouts had been received.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

Almost any woman can understand
the feeling OF that New York city Of
fetal who gave up $4,000 year job
in order to avoid anF restriction on
his freedom of speech.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

In Boston there are 5000 wealthy.
charming and eligible widows-ac-
cordIng to the Globe. No wonder the
Boston man doesn'. marry. The sta.
tistics show it to be somewhat danger
Gus.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

A new insurrection is reported from
santo Domingo, but the interval of
rest was so short that one is justified
in regarding it as part of the same
old uprising.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

A federal customs official has de.
cided that an egg with the shell re-
moved is still legally and actually an
egg. We have some profound and pen
etrating thinkers in the government
service.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

A woman's club went to the town
hall last wecE to get noise in the
streets suppressed. And people sneak
ing about the corridors in rubbers
whispered tina, possibly the club was
making more noise than the peddlerA
Awful!-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

The practice of carrying bombs in
the hair is not one that can be rec
commended. The only weapons that
can be carried there with safety are
the switch and the hatpin.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

Most people are born too modest"
says Mark Twain. Mr.. Clemens has
never mixed very much with polite
ians.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

Mark Twain says every man should
be good citizen for all he is worth.
We should be willing to be heap
good citizen for all John D. Rookie
feller is worth.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

A Japanese visitor says that Amer.
lean lovemaking is too great a nerv-
GUS strain. And yet we are told that
we ought to adopt a vegetarian diet;
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

st. Petersburg society has been en-.
joying cycle Of Wagner operas, thus
drowning out the noise of the revolu.
tionary bombs.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

King Edward will now spend two
months on the continent visiting
around, thus escaping the trials of
spring house cleaning at Windsor.
The Glenwood post., 1906-03-31

Mark Twain has arrived at the con-
clusion that gentleman is not lady.
This appears to be in harmony with
the facts.