The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-11-09
HUMOR or THE Day

Jones-"0ld Griggsby looks worried I
wonder what the trouble isE smith
races and his only daughter thinks she
News.
K-loseman-sIts an awful thing to dis
cover just as the collection plate comes
without a ennv., NewittZsYes. because
then you AVE TO drop in a nickel or a
dime, don't you?'-Philadelphia Press.
Why have you changed our opinion
in that matter2"
ghum, 7 am far too progressive IN my
ideas to hold on TO an out-of-date oplh-
ion when I find I can replace It with one
that is modern, convenient and proHt-
able. "-Washington Star
-Church-Every chance he gets our min
lister breaches that 1t Is more blessed to
give than to receive
Wise-Well. that would seem to indicate
that ne thoroughly believes it.
Church-Or that he wants US to believe
it~.-Philadelphia Press.
Harold-Newlywed is greatly worried
over a thirty-day note
Rupert-Can't he meet it2
HarOld-It amt hat-It's a note his
wife gave him to mail thirty days ago
and he's just thought of it.-Judge.
knowledge is power" remarked the
quotation dispenser.
That being the case rejoined the man
who has an occasional original thought.
Il suppose horse sense IS horse power
Columbus Dispatch.
Physicians Wife-I need a new evening
dress. Physician-An right, my dear, III
who can AFFORD an operation for append
citis.ZNew York Press
Were you out in all that rain?' asked
Mary. No" said the young woman from
Nassar. I was merely in the portion OF
the rain thai descended in my immediate
VirinfIX R-%TTa Stories.
Abseonded Bank P~resident-Oh. horror,
Arrested? I never thought you'd find me
in this out-of-the-way place. American
Detective-G wan. It was a cinch to trace
yer when yer kept sendin' home souvenir
post cards.-Puek-
Visitor-Remember. my good man, we
know not where we win be upon tile NOR
row. Prisoner-Wel1 mum, in carefully
reviewins de circumstances I'd say dat dat
statement hardly fits me own case.-Chi-
cago News
A YOU certain you can cook wel2'
tenor, A1berti. At the last dinner he gave
I was applauded after each course, and
az fbrs sne ti sna OF T Fne n alR fsd f Z was ISIS recalled albgi
Fliegende-Blaetter.
Summer resorts go through three
stages. Frst-Feople go there to enjoy
themselves. Sec~Ond-People go there 10
divert themselves. ~Third-People 80 there
to haunt themselves. then the place is
1900 $3.50 49, 49,
fashionable.-Life
First ~Tramp-It's a grand thing, aft.r
all, to have no employer and to be your
own master Second Tramp-That's all
very we'll but it's darned annoying not
to be able to exercise the right to strike
they're talking about such a lot just now.
-Cri de Paris.
I want to complain of the -four you
sent me the other day said Mrs. Newly
wed. severely. "What was the matter
with il. ma am % asked the grocer. 1T
tough Ny husband simply couldn't
eat the biscuits 1 made with it."-Ram+s
Horn.
What makes you think he married her
for her money" She oes.'-Cleveland
Press.
.Friend-weH: did you get your copy
right for that last work? Author
mournfully)-I did. but the printers
didn't.-Baltimore American.
When does one cease to be a bride
and become a married Woman2r The
day the postInan brings her husband the
first bill from the Observation-Disclosures.