The Washington herald., 1906-10-30

But Will not Mr.. Murphy have t. sue
himself for admitting those things % be
his likeness?
Senator-elect Robert Love Taylor. of
| Happy Valley. Tennessee's sweet singer
and prize fiddler. viii be very much dis
appointed to learn that the Mr. straus
who is 10 enter the Cabinet Is not the gem
tleman who composed the waItzes.
One Of those woman "suffraeettes" de-
clares that they showed bit. and
scratched their way into Parliament. The
fact that she failed 10 include bat-pin
manipulation IN the list Of offensive ef-
forts indicates that the worst has not vet
come.
Probably that man who invented the
eussless language Is a union man and dld
not want 10 invent any words liable To-
work overtime.
No man ought 10 OWL q billion dol.
lars. says Senator Beveridge sun the
Senator need not look in this direction
/ N such q meaning way when he SAYS IL
As we remarked concerning the Japs.
about two years agO-but. then. OF course.
circumstances alter cases.
Missouri boasts that more convict-made
goods are produced there than anywhere
else IA the Union. are we % infer thar
convicts constitute one OF the principal
Industries of Missouri
Hon Oscar Solomon Straus lived ten
years Of his life in Georgia. but. to Al
lanta's intense disgust he lived them IN
Columbus.
and now pure food advocate Is de-
manding that The contents Of cigarettes be
printed on the label This viii force "a lot
OF genuine -rlSish cigarettes To admit
their plebei,1 Virginia origin-that Is. n
any one even heard Of such a thing as a
plebcian Virginia origin
An Oklahoma man is called a plutocrat
because he has succeeded IN getting to-
getier at one and the same time 500 and
whole plug Of navy chewing tobacco
II Is not the money his ueighbors envy
him, but that tobacco
Gen. Grusvenor says: 7 think J scent
a Republican victory IN the South II is
very probable that the general has am
other think and another scent coming his
way.
Nine Nordica was very Indignant the
other day because Raleigh IN c. hotel
proprietor charged her company $40 Der
day FOR accommodations. Perhaps the
poor fellow only wanted 70 buy himself
and wife q couple Of concert tickets.
The proposal 20 employ nothing but
negro labor on the Isthmus has been
branded madness, but since the govern
ment has gone to discussing poultry cuI-
ture down there, it looks like there may
be method in the madness, after all.
While mystery party was in prog
resS al the Millville pa High School
the other day, the freshmen ran away
with the seniors refreshments. Eyer
since the anJi-hazing crusade started the
freshmen have been going from bad to
worse.
Sir Thomas Upton will challenge for the
cup again in 1893. And Sir Thomas knows
that IS going 60 be our busy year. too.
However, if this Thing keeps up. shall
we moi soon have more universal Ian
guages tnan We now have languages?
We note the Defnici0us activity Of "a
certain Col. Whitecotton In Utah politics.
Can IL be that he is a Ieiative Of that IA
nous old campaigneT. Gen. Whitewash?
Perhaps. from Gel tain points OF view.
our f0rsfathers made a mistake wnen
they FORBID all titles OF nobility 10 Amer
leans They might serve To keep our
American heiresses satisfied with the old
home.
Really, the Taft boom is getting serious.
Already number Of papers are referring
10 him as William Howard Taft.
And now the Alaska Yukon-Paei5o Ex
position" is proposed. We presume the
exposition habit viii yet spread 70 Ha-
Wat and the Philippines
4 California man lured a friend from
Persia 10 America, just as "a practical
joke. The friend naturally regarded the
joke as rather far-fejched.
The pure food experts of7ciaHy an
nounce that the mince-meat of commerc,
contains no meat" That is Just as far
as they dare go. however