The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-17
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Runs Head Bunch Of Ties Spiked the Track
List of Casualties.
CPEAKING of these old ilapidated ypewrters report
" abroad that somebody unknown yet to fame, man
aged place old coffee mill with Editor Pierce of the
Grafton Record representing that the affair aypewter
and would off copy if the indicator set at
and a crank turned somewhere 1.r=
Mr. Pierce bit eagerly the bait and bought it by mail
One day the express brought something into the ofnce
that sounded like loose sto1sash high wind 1t was
typewriter The editor sat down to it, threw switch
pushed the BUTTON whsed twice for crossing and
to throw off a 'Hit and Miss - .s .,.
For moment it sounded tho careless farmland
had allowed the monkeywrench to run thru the threshng
machine Then all the letters punched just over the paper
and the typewriter blew fuse and left Poison Carrots
the hired asrde the shift key whistlng for water
Mr. Pierce now the mill in the Great Northern round
house for repairs and is ready to insult all owners OF old
typewriters who offer them to him for sale. ~
The Larinore n D., Pioneer has column Of s'Raroad
umbngs' devoted to the boys that the tooty cars
From this we learn that Sebe Pride TOOK the oeauy
prize bazaar Aberdeen last week. which goes to show
what red cheeks black eyes, blue coat and brass buttons
will do also claimed that Conductor Pearl has photo
graphs of the Towner wreck in which he took leading
part he handsome conductor pulling fat lady out OF the
Tourist car window rst The Rumblngs also tell how
r. J. Ferguson chad his finger bitten off by shark
Other items Of interest
E. O. Perkins may himself off on some people as an
artist that about the only thing draw
Is his breath.
AT the hn n The I aa Wiz
Travelling Engineer E. has fitted up in the
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in the typewriter business side line He has been very
Every railroad man running near North Dakota has
have his Pioneer he feels that he is missing i'm
portant rumbles.
The tsvirie SCHOOL, gone of vogue in
ENGLAND today heroes who say 10000 surprised natives
armed with spears and leather shields at discount
The 'virie SCHOOL, started by Rider Haggard. In
his South African stories Haggard wiped out whole armies
with the utmost sang fod and everybody the story
continually playing tag with sudden death.
Then Kpng took up the strain and the way inferior
wiped out and botted from the made the
mouths Of the Of the Chicago stockyards water
Kplng the PhD Of the art Of what he gracefully
called in poem 'spoking out the heathen.' cup
the regiment" says this artist in the terrible and pokes
the heather OUT In Kplings stories blood flowed like
and the heroes either gouged out the eyes Of the
heather with their thumbs defty knitted them Every
body reoced in this vre school except few sentmentass
and it lent color and popularity to the Boer
But what the surprise of everybody find the Beers
fooishy objected to the out process exempfed
in their persons and proceeded to put up fight that
tied bowknot in the lion tail before he fairly got to the
fighting point.
After the Boer war the vrle school Of literature fell
into serious dsrepue recognized after Russia started
wipe out Japan that the inferior people chad wiped
frst That settled the vre school for good the Eng
sh public at the sight Of boodshed literature.
The Chicago clearinghouse school is temporarily at least
under a cloud.
Don't kill your weaker brother.
~ Trade with him.
49,
sangunary clearinghouse war broke out in Cleveland
Ohio Wednesday calling the police and almost resulting
In appeal to the governor Of Ohio for the militia
There had been feud of long standing between the two
clearinghouse conducted by Mrs sofarn and Mrs Josie
Bersan Strained relations reached climax when at the
pump of her rival her we'll having gone dry Mrs So
3ar alleged to have been attacked by Mrs Bersan who
Is powerful The Besan had choked the Sofarr
into Inconsistencies wen seeing their food supply ser
danger Of her f Mrs Sofarns boarders rushed to bel
Mrs Bersanis boarders joined the conflict and
hand-to-hand fight occurred ...
While the Sofarn boarders covered the retreat of the
the Bersan faction said to have drawn revove
and fred several shots after them Most Of the bullets
lodged in the posts of the veranda One Of the Bersan
faction struck by slice Of steak and stunned
named stefani stopped pie with his and is il
Ahoh A. i III.