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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10

people who fall short of having su.
period intellects?"
Tom scowled
Margery rocked back and forth.
Still Tom scowled.
Then Margery spoke.
Yesterday he called me up--I sup
pose he looked up the telephone num-
Der in the directory, so don't be silly
and said: I wonder when you'll let
me try my new machine with you
My tooth hasn't been hurting me, and
have an aversion to going to the
dentist until I'm half dead. Anyway,
I've got 50 much to dove have,
mean, Tom-so | laughed and said:
Oh, I'm having too good time to
waste any of it on a dentist just now
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
The Helpful Bartender.

The bartender sneered as he saw
the guest slip handful OF matches
into his pocket.
Pardon me, but them's safety
matches" he said. They don't strike
only on the box"
Thank you" returned the other.
your grammar is atrocious. but /
grasp your meaning"
And. turning back, he took the box
as well.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
THE OTHER man

HAT are the cor
rect relatId3 be-
tween a young
dentist and a
young woman pa
tent OF his -
asked Margery. as
she leaned back In
her porch chair.
rs that a con.
undrum?" asked
Tom.
Margeryl aughed.
NO" she said,
1T is a question
asked In all good
faith OF one OF su.
perlor intellect"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10

after he comes. It's all right this once,
isn't it?"
Tom sighed,
IF you promise never, never"
81 think hear the honk-honk," hint.
ed Margery.
Promise" said Tom
"All right" said Margery. Then she
laughed. Il won't get another chance
except when his wife's along. He's
going to be married to Memphis girl
next week, and-do go, Tom"
Tom, so summarily dismissed, went
away smiling. -Chicago Daily News.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10
MANCHESTER CENTER

The Service club OF the Baptist
church will meet with Miss Minnie Bell
Friday afternoon.
Christopher Roberts and friend from
Rutland we're guests OF Mr. and Mrs w.
II. Roberts Sunday.
The Baraca class Of the Baptist
church has started with large number
OF members and it is hoped more will
join soon.
Regular meeting OF Skinner WRC
Friday at 9. 80 p. m. All members are
requested TO be present to meet the in
spector, Mrs c.. Bangs OF Brattleboro-
She is also state president OF the WRC.
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Before
You Go

When about to travel, il
subject to headache, nervous
ness, dizziness, or car-sickness,
take one or two doses Of
DR.. Miles AAti-Pain Pills
before starting. They will in
sure you against an attack.
There are great many who
are sure to have headache,
whenever they go to church or
places OF amusement, or where
there is any excitement or OPP
preston. Take them with
you, and on the first indica-
ton, take a tablet and see how
quickly it will disappear. To
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They soothe the nerves and
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1--WE always keep, DR.. Miles,
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relief of headaches, nervousness, etc.
Two tablets never fail to stop the
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? ment."
LAND, 1923 SO. 18th ST.. Springfield,
Illinois.
DR.. Miles Antl-Faln Pills are sold by
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the first package Will benefit. II II
fails, he will return your money.
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Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10

Don't use harsh physics. The reac-
ton weakens the bowels, leads To
chronic constipation. Get Doan's
Regulets. They operate easily, tone
tue stomach, cure constipation.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1906-10-10

| thought he act
ed funny, and |
kept on telling
him that | had
not time for him.
And, what do you
think, Tom; he
wasn't talkin g
about any old
dental machine at
all, but about his
new touring carl"
"At last | un-
derstand what he
was talking about.
and - I'm sorry,
Tom, but unless
you hurry, I'm
afraid you'll be
embarrassed by
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
RECENT REFLEOTIONS.

Edison and Victor Photographs at
The Racket.
Buy Defiance Tea and Coffee Of
Theo. Musk and get fine tea set free
Wanted, good boy 16 or II years
old to learn printing business, at this
office.
The Rummage sale will be held in
the A. o. U. W. hall Saturday, Oct.
~, Notice change Of date and place.
t&c
The Methodists expect to get into
their new church by Nov. %. The
Presbyterian church will be ready in
about three weeks.
Miss Bernice Sauers has at the
quilting works a novel quilt, wreath
and border design in raised figures
that represents a great deal Of labor
and is much admired'by all who see
1t. aH '
See the new designs In golf gloves
Of The Racket.
University Kansan: At the regu-
lar meeting Of the Kansan board Mon
day, two new members were elected
TO the board. They are Joe Murray.
'O7, and Allen Dodge, 'O8. Mr. MUIR
ray Is foreman Of the Graduate Maga-
zine printing establishment and has
been in close touch with the Kansan
for more than a year.
&C. W. Ball writes from the Cali
iornia So diers' home; Il came here
from Los Angeles and got admitted
about two weeks ago; like It very
much, a nice place, good climate, fine
quarters, plenty to eat, good clothes
and plenty Of them. find men here
from every state north Of Mason and
Dixon line and some south Of that
and from every occupation in life.
Many ProsPectOrs and minors and
some IS nne men as you could End in
any town in the United States. AZ
a general thing they are well content
ed and happy, . jelly Set You can
hear any kind Of subjsot discussed
that yOa could PossibIy think Of, 4
you walk around and listen 70 ihs
different conversations between them
e they stand and 81 around.s
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
MIXER IS A WONDER.
Fair Exhibit Was One Of Best Ever
Given.

Falf EXHIBIT was Ume OF nest Ever
Given.
The patent milking machine ex-
hibit at the county fair was one Of the
most attractive things on the
grounds. fa
The mixer consists Of q pail with .
pulsator. The object Of the pulsator
Is to produce an intermittent suction.
The pulsatOrs have . ste m vacuum
jet pump, which Is operated directly
by a steam boiler. The cups are con-
nected with the pulsatOr by rubber
tubes and ct tightly around the cows
teats, The steam blowing through
the air ezhausters exhausts the air
and produces q vacuum and sets the
machine In operation.
The machine exhibited at the fair
MIXED four or Eve cows at once.
The COWS that were MIXED we're
brought in BY the neighboring farm
ers, who entered them in competition
for the prizes that were offered BY
the Belle Springs Creamery company.
The COWS were MIXED with the milk
ing machine and tbe miIk.oi each iB-
dividuAl COW wss weighed and the
milk tested all In one operation BY
The representative Of the dairy de-
partment. n'a
Tbl5Whs one Of tie most interest
ing exhibits ever undcrtaksu g .
county fair. both % he farmers and
so'ns eOhiuners o. NIX Ths On
'flA L4s .IrL
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
Major Albright Dead.

Maj. Strickland Albright died in
the California Soldiers Home hospital
last week and was buried with Ma
sonic honors. He was a member Of
Temple Lodge, No. s, F. 8 A. M. Of
Albuquerque, N. M Services were
conducted at the grave under the aus
pices Of the veteran Masonic lodge Of
Sawtelle.
Maj. Albright was admitted to the
Home from San Bernardino in 1902.
In the early part Of the Civil war he
gave up his practice as physician
to accept commission as assistant
surgeon in the One Hundred and
Seventeenth Infantry, later returning
to accept the position of surgeon Of
the Second Ohio Heavy Artillery. He
served until the close Of the war.
Maj. Albright was at one time
mayor Of Albuquerque, N. NJ, and
also was surgeon for the Santa Fe
railroad there. He lived in Abilene
for many years after the war and be-
fore going to New Mexico.
A widow and three sons survive
him, the latter being employed in the
auditors Office Of the Santa Fe in Los
Angeles.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18

While the improvements Of this ma
chine we're becoming more successful,
1t however was not practicable for
American conditions.
Two years ago wealthy creamery
machine manufacturer succeeded in
combining the patent that he was
holding and finally succeeded in maxi
ing amAchine which was fairly success
fol. These machines were then put
under practical conditions on few
large dairy farms. One was placed
In the dairy department Of the Kansas
State Agricultural College, under the
direction Of Prof o. Err. Extensive
work immediately began and i'm
provements were continually being
made to make the machine as practi-
cal and simple as possible.
Considerable credit Is due the ex-
psrimsnters Of this college, partiCu-
larry Sage Suzuki and Tommis
Myawski. representatives Of the
japanese government, who at tha
time we're employees in the dairy de-
Partment, in finding the proper msn-
ner Of operating and manipulating
the attachments Of the machine sue.
cessiuiIy, Shortly after The success
full operation Of the first milking ma
chine. which is now knswn as the
Barren-Ltwrsncs-Ksn Kennedy machine.
the Globs msehiue was invented, It
vas tie combined patents Of : nun-
bar Of inventors bus chiefly shOssiOf
Mr.. KIine Anumbsr Of smali Ms.
c6ines Eave btsn inFshlsd ftosnily,
D. Il0 tfl f4rrtF lT HHtft II.
~. nftlrf t
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
Miss Jennie HOWE Dead.

Miss Jennie Howie, niece of Mrs
c. Johntz Of this city, died at the
home Of her sister near Longford
Monday evening and was buried to
day from the home Of her father,
Samuel Howie of Cheever. She at
tended the Abilene high school four
years ago and was aged about "a,
She was teaching school and was in
the school room until Friday evenings
on Saturday was taken i'll and died
Monday. Rev. DR.. Blayney ofiCiated
at the funeral ceremony and Mrs.
Johntz also attended.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18

Mr.. P. G. Redman and Miss Sylvia
Kirk were married this afternoon at
the home Of the brides parents
on East 9Th street this city. The
young couple will at once 90
to Greeley, Colorado where Mr.. Red
man has q position in the Sugar Beet
factory as tOOkkeePer and his bride
as assistant. The bride IL the 40
complished daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
sherman Kirk and is one Of Abilenes
brightest young ladies. A host Of
friends wish them success In every
way. The bride and groom lsil on
the afternoon train for Greeley, Colo.
where they viii be at home to their
friends after November isL Rev. +
4. Brown performed the wedding
ceremony. at,s
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18

! / va t 4
eral interest proved the success Of
such an exhibit and 1t is understood
that the interest that 1t has created
made It necessary for the members Of
the assOciation to bring up this
matter at their meeting to investigate
the advisability Of erecting 3 especial
building for this purpose on the fair
grounds for use at their future fairs.
Milking machines were invented as
far back - 1919, but no great efforts
were made until 1870, when . num-
Der Of inventors began to take out
patents. From that time on until
the present 147 different patents have
been Issued. Some good points were
embodied In nearly all Of them, but
owing to the great number Of people
who were holding patentSit was i'm
possible 70 combine the successful
points embodied in the patents into
one machine and not until recently
have . number Of Patentees mutually
agreed 70 buy or sell part Of their
patents or shares in the profits
Of their inventions.
Mr.. Lawrence. . Scottish inventor,
was successful in buying . number Of
these patsSts. Mr.. Kennedy. o. New
England. on the other hand vas sue
cessiul in purchasing 8 number Of
pstents that we're conductive In the
Operations 81 bis machine. Mr.. Law
renee and ~. Kennedy finally igTtsd
% combine the good points Of their
msehinss and pat outNhatiS known
q ths ltWrencs kennedy niachine5
iftf e. ~ 81 i3iag 81 - eugl'
a
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
is NOW sHY $50.
Industry Man Was Careless With
His Money.

HIS Money
HI. Ryon OF Industry says he il
shy $3.50. He was writing aletter Al
the Office table Of the Central hotel
yesterday afternoon and put his pock-
etbook on the table, forgetting, it.
He went away and did not return I'M
til 10 p. m. An hour after he left the
pocketbook was found and taken to
the desk. Nothing was in 1t but
some stamps. When be returned be
Inquired for it and said it had $3.50 in
it when he left it. A number Of per
sons were in the Office during the
hour before it was found. This morn
ing Ryon had one Of the-women Of the
Thompkins' Daughter company ar
rested charging that she was sitting
at the table when be was. She was
taken before Justice Quinn but was
discharged there being no evidence
against her. Ryon is still hunting
for his money.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
Transmississippi Delegates.

The county commissioners have Sp-
pointed E. h. Forney as delegate
from Dickinson county to the Trans
mississippi congress which meets at
Kansas City in November.
Mayor Humphrey has appointed G.
A. Rogers and H. K. Humphrey to
represent the city.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
Bakery Removal Notice.

We have moved our bakery to our
new location, the Brumm room,
north Of Shearer's shoe store on
Broadway, where we invite all our
old customers as wen as new ones to
call, Everything clean and up-tO-
date in bakers goods. 42-2tac
PEPPER BRoTHERs.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
Adopts tie Parker Color.

Some time ego It was announced
that the Union Pacific would change
the color on all it's depots and other
buildings. At present they are all
painted a duh red color and the
change announced as that gray was
70 be the new color. Since that time
IL is said that the Union Pacific has
decided on yellow. It said that ths
caboosss viii again b painted yellow
e ihsy were formerly m T
Keistef Ladies' FalloriRg College.
Ladias taught to cot and make
thsir own e0ans in The MOST aP-io.
dsls manner Enc sISrn.A
s-ssaF $50 Malbsrfy Street.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
About PEOPLE.

ll - N II rtt
mrs. z. I. Hubbard went 70 Aansai
O'sy
:. Mrs A. Augustine left for visit
~ Illinois.
4, Y. Dyer is up from Manhattan
visiting his parents
$. Beetch, one Of Cartons leading
farmers was n the'city.
Mrs. s. J. Poore left for q visit
with her son at Plainville.
Mr.. aud Mrs. M. R. Jolley are home
from their wedding journey.
w. +. Brussow Of Woodbine was a
pleasant caller on the REFLEcroR.
". q. wvandt. accompanied NV
Elizabeth Wyandt. left Tor q visit
with relatives III Ohio. 4s's - "
Mas Martha n clarka ~ Williams.
mort pa 4 v,siting har brotber d
q cl.rLa and f.o;iv
Mas s.dvs Rn,ler ratnrnad from .
month,s Wait with ra,.t;ves and
friends IN Dom.r ana pl.;rv;l,a r..
VIC 80 . G., l,.
u -, y M,
fr,ands w;sh than much rrosnar,tv
Y -. ~, * ~.
sT.z.ss q, !, !. q ss ar.,s
=, ,,..,
49, - .e-,ae.,.s =,
a5 ! n
II. o
u. 49,,
L. van Noorss was IN from Moon-
- IN -
80 ~. - ~ = ' 80
80, -
"-
Mr. ana MRS y. u. Smitn ana
family returned from California
Mrs Sml0n ana cnlloren spent tne
summer there. Mr. smith was thele
Ior tnree weeks
H. s. Minor has gone to Wichita
where he will enter into partnership
with A. w. Hiner representing the
Travellers Life Insurance Co. Mr..
Minors family will remain here.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
Burton Mandate Recorded.

Special to the Reflector.
WASHINGTON, Oct. 17.-The man
date Of the U. s. supreme court in the
case Of former Senator Burton was
recorded today and the decision for
warded to the clerk of the circuit
court at St. Louis.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
Eli Hoffman Dead.

Eli Hoffman, one yof the leading
farmers Of the county, died last even.
ing at his home near Donegal aged So.
He was a brother Of Mrs. J. K. Ferney
and father OF M L. Hoffman Of this
city.
Funeral Thursday at 2 p. m. at
Belle Springs River Brethren church.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
LonRhOfer-RifeI.

Joseph RiffelandIAllss NJ K. Long
hOier Of South Dickinson were mar
ried at the Presbyterian parsonage
last evening BY Rev. DR.. BIayney.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18

bat whether these will be practical or
not remains to be proved.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18

Is the only place to buy your new
and swell hats. They are all patterns.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1906-10-18
FonnA

During fair on fair grounds, 4 ring.
Owner can have sans By proving
property and paying ior Ibis fotics,
Can q RErIa6foa oals6 sg.9ts8
rrf arfa fr i 81
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-10

were without order or arrangement.
Many of the homeless were crowded
together in the wooden barracks. The
conditions resulting were not SAM
tary and they we're moved into city
OF Sibley tents which had come by
express from the east. Possibly the
only problem which now remains for
the army In this particular camp is
to fix the day when 1t shall come
down and the campers return to nor
NAL conditions in the CITY,"
Rapid progress is being made in the
medical supply depot at the Preside,
which soon will be able to furnish the
hospitals Of the city with all the
drugs necessary for the treatment Of
the sick. The work Of systematizing
the depot was begun last Saturday,
when Col. Louis Brechemin, U. S. A.,
was instructed to take charge of all
medical supplies sent to the relief
committee as well as those belonging
to the government, and to issue them
to the different hospitals and dispen-
saries recognized by the Red Cross
society.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-10

San Francisco, May 7. - With the
increasing number of daily dismissals
of it's subcommittee, the general
municipal committee will doubtless
soon pass out of existence, and the di-
rection of the affairs Of the city will
be restored to the regularly constitut-
ed officials. Many Of the subordinate
bodies have reported their labors
completed and have been relieved
from further duty. When the general
committee finally adjourns there will
remain of the various organizations
that were formed Immediately after
the days of disaster only the commit
tee on reconstruction and the finance
committee.
The force Of state militia on duty
here is being gradually diminished
and those of the regular soldiers who
are not engaged in assisting i'll relief
work are doing simple patrol duty.
There has been no perceptible di-
minution in the number of persons APP
plying for free transportation to
points outside Of the city and state,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-10
GENERAL FUNSTON TALKS
OF FRISCO'S CONDITION

San Francisco, Cal, May 7. - The
army people at the Preside have ac-
complished wonders in the way of
Strengthening out the badly mixed up
condition Of affairs In this stricken
city. In an interview on the subject
General Funston said:
This is the largest rescue work
ever attempted by the army.
I'm the east they speak Of fire as
the greatest catastrophe Of the age,
but those who have been engaged in
the work of relief on the ground do
not yet realize that 100000 people
made homeless and penniless in a
day, have been fed and sheltered for
two weeks and no man, woman or
child has gone hungry. The relief
committee wrought wonders but in
the end 1t must be admitted that with
out the army it would have been i'm
possible.
Every Quartermaster's storehouse
in the country was emptied into ex-
press trains in a day.
For the first few days the tent
cities that sprung up in the Preside
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-10
MUNICIPAL CONTROL
TO COME VERY SOON

and despite measures taken to pre-
vent unworthy persons from profting
by the generosity of the railroads, it
is believed this privilege has been
abused. A prominent passenger agent
of one of the large roads said that in
consequence 1t is likely that the CIV
ing of free transportation to women
and children and of half rates to Ger.
tain classes of men may be stopped
at any time. The tickets thus far is
sued require that the holders must
start for their destination before
great while"
The railways have perfected their
plans for the removal of the debris
on large scale. They estimate that
there are nine million cubic yards
of waste to remove and have arranged
for an elaborate system of bunkers to
be connected with the spur tracks.
The wagon hauls to these bunkers
will average two blocks, and the
teams will carry their loads up an in.
clined plane to the traps, which will
open upon the fiat car beneath.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-10

the register of deeds, l.. Il. Stanley.
The property upon which the mort
gage is given is owned by the Kansas
Natural Gas Company and the instru-
ment is drawn for the round sum of
100000. The matter is all printed
and bound and covers 29S printed
pages seven inches by ten inches in
size. This mortgage was filed with
Deputy Register of Deeds, Mrs. L. r.
Stanley, by J. w. Finley, attorney for
the Kansas Natural Gas Company, and
Is the fourth document Of its kind
that has been issued over the sig
natures of the officers of the Kansas
Natural The first mortgage was made
in 1904 for 100000. This was fol-
lowed later by two supplemental
mortgages, the first for $2,656,OOO and
the second for 100000. The one
filed this week brings the total
amount of the incumbrance up to
about $14,O00000, which is bearing G
per cent interest. All of the loans were
secured from the Fidelity Trust Com
pany, Of Pittsburg, Pa. IA :
Wichita Pipe Line Soon. - BY the
18th of May the first shipment Of pipe
will have arrived at the Montgomery
county end Of the pipe line that is to
be built from that county to Wichita
for the purpose Of piping natural gas
there, and before the first Of next
month wsrk on the line will have be.
gun. This statement was made by
]. o. Davidson to the city council
when he asked for an extension of the
time granted In his franchise for be-
ginning work on the line The fran.
chise which he holds specified that
actual work must be begun before
May /. 1906.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1906-05-10
SULTAN HAS TEN DAYS
TO WITHDRAW TROOPS

London, May 7. - The British am
bassador at Constantinople presented
a note to Turkey demanding their
complete withdrawal Of Turkish
troops from Egyptian territory. The
note is practically an ultimatum, and
constitutes Great Britain's last word
on the encroachment of Turkey in
the Sinaitic peninsula. The French
and Russion ambassadors at Constan-
tinople are supporting the British con-
tentions. Should the ultimatum fail
to have the desired effect, the British
Mediterranean fleet will take the
measure so often employed by the
powers in recent years as the result
of disputes with the sultan, and a
naval demonstration, 1t Is anticipated,
will quickly bring about the evacua-