Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-10-19
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Nothing in the way of food can ever
be as pure as the bluff that some of the
manufacturers are giving DR.. Wiley's
commission.-New York Mail.
A Missouri mob started to lynch Il
farm hand, but when some one remark
ed about the scarcity of farm hands
they let him go.-Buffalo Times.
We wish we'll to all novelists who
jump into politics. For one thing, 1t
keeps them, temporarily at least, from
exercise at the typewriter.-New York
Sun.
The attention of labor organizations
is called to the fact that congressman
who are fenCe-mending do not observe
the eight-hour rulc.-Richmond News
Leader.
1t seems the reformed spelling inter
feres with the phrascology of various
acts of Congress. That settles it: you
can't reform Congrcss.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
There is nothing now wanting to the
enforcement of the meat inspection
law and the pure food law but honest
and competent inspectors.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Henry James has come out against
the simplified spelling, but what the
American people would really like to
nave is a simplited Henry James,
Atlanta Journal.
The railroads of the United States
are killing 20 persons and manning 23S
every day. Isn't it time to have those
safety appliance laws repealed?-Phil-
2delphia North American.
They are talking of giving the auto.
mobiles the exclusive use of the parks
in Chicago on Sundays. But how can
they tell when it is Sunday in Chi
cago?-Philadelphia Press.
1t is said that crap games are be-
coming popular on Wall street. This
will make the Southern colored broth
or feel a natural affinity for Wal
street.-Atlanta Constitution.
Count Whites denial that he will re-
enter politics is not surprising. Indeed.
the whole trend in Russia seems to be
the other way. either by the frontier
or the bomb.-Indianapolis News.
Upon the birth of his forty-third
child an attempt is being made to get
President Smith of the Mormon Church
into trouble. Has anti-race suicide be-
come 4 dead issue?-Louisville Post.
The Department of Agriculture has
given permission to the packers to boil
their canned roast beef" Secretary
Wilson probably thought it better that
way han raw.-Philadelphia North
American.
The city Of New York maintains on
its payrolls nearly 81, 900 workers, at
an annual expense of $1,000 900.
That's the sort of thing that would
pacify the Cuban insurgents.-Philadel-
plia Ledger.
1t is explained that the Sultan can
not give an audience to Ambassador
Leishman because it would fatigue him
too much. What the audience would
do to the ambassador is not stated
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Part of the Japanese famine fund
was diverted to the pockets Of officials,
and some of them are in Jail in con-
SSiuShNS. LIZ" / I 1IdS DScH It,
marked that the Japanese are great
imitators Chicago News.
Somebody over in New York shot a
woman to stop her singing. While she
naturally feels that the method was
unduly violent, the public withholds
Judgment while awaiting the name Of
the song.-Philadelphia Ledger.
A Kentucky colonel has just been
buried in a solid rock along with a
quart of old liquor. Based on the
whisky supply, it is evident that the
colonel is not expected to stay buried
very long.-Philadelphia Telegraph.
"The Grand Army Of the Republic
is the largest organization of ex-sol-
diers in the world" an ex-
change. Surely not. What is the mat
ter with the survivors of the Noble Six |
Hundred Of Observation-Disclosures J
Post.
Secretary Taft is now finding out
what Secretary Hay meant when he
described dealing with Latin-American
diplomats as like trying to hold a
weasel in your lap Inc talking philoso-
ply at the same time.-New York
Press.
If old Ii Hung Chang had not been
too early gathered to his fathers, he
could have demonstrated by Chinese
census returns that Roosevelt's anti
race suicide platform originated in
China 5000 B. C.-Louisville Courier
Journal. !
Let us be frank. Complaints of the
rowdy behavior of enlisted men in the
vicinity of military posts are not un-
common The respect always due to
the American uniform is primarily due
from those who wear it.-Milwaukee
Sentinel.
An Indianian who never bathed and
lived to be eighty years old Is de-
scribed as "one of the best known mer-
chants in the country" Doubtless he
could be readily identified even in the
dark of the moon.-Louisville Journal |
The japanese financial agent has |
arrived at Victoria OF his way to this
country to borrow $40, ZOO. If he
is in n hurry, he need come no farther
than Kansas. The sum will be a mere |
bagatelle for that State.-St. Iouis
Republic. |