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The Lambertville record., 1906-07-25
Standing of tie ienms

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dropped and games forfeited
The State Hospital nine defeated
New Hope Saturday Il to |. Glenn
meus pitched seven innings for the
State Hospital and gave but two hits.
New Hope was blanked until the last
inning. The score:
state Hospital - 3 ! l x--u
New Hope ........,.0 0 . . . ii
TAYLOR and Thumb have been re.
leased by Lambertyille.
Lambertyille has won five couseeu-
tive victories.
Cooper will assist Mackay in the
infringement
Maekay il i'll full charge of our
ball team aud with the team will do
what he eau to win the pennant.
Wisier has been let go and two good
men for ard aud the field will be
secured.
The Arlington A. A. and Creseents
of Hopewell, will play on the l.. A. G.
grounds, Saturday afternoon, at $50.
Admission, 10 cents.
II il rumored about town that
Greenwell, the sonth-paw twirler. who
pitched for Lambertyille in the early
part Of the season had been released
by Dubois and was back IN Lambert
Vile looking for his former position.
Shortstop Butler of the Lambert
vile team has retired for the remain
der of the season ON account of an in
jury to his stomach. Butler strained
himself in a contest in Trenton and
retires on the advice of his physician.
After the Wilbur contest Saturday
afternoon Manager Bratton, of the Y.
M. c. A. gave Sam MeGus his release
McCue has not been playing az good
a ball this season as last for some un-
known reason. II il moi likely that
he will be out of Job long
The Delaware Valley League haB
pnt the kibosh on Dougherty, that
baseball "artistn who landed on the
jaw of the umpire at the finish of the
recent Bowman Wilbur contest. He
will play no more ball this season,
not in the league and it is not likely
that he will play around here again.
How the mighty have fallen Last
ers, this season he has been warming
the bench. 1t will not hurt the Bow
mans to lose him. but it is warning
to others who like this kind of no.
toriety.
Another player who should have the
kibosh Put on him IL Jimmy Mcguire
of the Bowmans. This players i'm
agines that he il big fish in small
puddle aud he browbeats the umpire
whenever possible. His actions in
cite the other PLAYERS to kick and
Mcguire il always fortunate enough
to keep quiet just when some one has
to go out Of the game. But Magnire
will get his aud il will not be great
while coming unless he changes his
tactics
The Presbyterlans aud Methodists
crossed bats last Thursday evening
and the Ms wefe defeated. Score 4
to |.
1t was all up with the Episcopaian
team last Friday evening when the
Baptists punished them To the score
Of to 4. The BIS were in fine form
aud showed the style of ball they eau
play when SO minded.
The Presbyterians still have their
own sweet way with The teams of the
Church League. The champions met
the Baptists Monday evening aud the
BIS are yet wondering what happened
10 them. Patterson pitched u splen-
did game. In the seventh inning
errors gave the P's nine runs. Score,
The Lambertville record., 1906-07-25

DO you notice that the team is
doing better batting this year? That =
what counts.
The Lambertville record., 1906-07-25

The Perfection of baking MAO
KAY's bread.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
Weddings in Trigg.

Cadiz, Ky. Feb. Rev. J. l.. b.
Darnald, of the Donaldson neighbor-
hood, performed a ceremony that
united six young people OF that com
munity. They were: F. d, skinner
to Miss Eva shelton, Albert w. Moore
to Miss Amby Carr and Henry b. Tay-
lor to Miss Beslah Skinner.
Mr. and Mrs. J. NJ. Futrell, of this
place. have issued cards announcing
the marriage of their daughter. sfiss
Azilee, to Mr.. John Rudd Averitt, on
Wednesday evening, February 2lst,
at s o'clock, at the residence OF the
parents of the bride-to-be in this cit
Mr. Averitt is the son Of Mrs. Corne-
liza Averitt, of this place, and junior
member of the firm Of Lawrence &
Ayeritt. proprietors of the Globe
Telephone company.
Mr.. George Larkins and Miss zona
Sanders were married at the home
OF the brides parents. Mr.. and Mrs
w. ID. Sanders. of the Wallonia
Deighborhood.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

man. IL driving an ice Wagon il Lou
isville. his home. He has been re-
served by Princeton.
Frank Brady, left fielder. Is work
ing at his trade as turner in Evans
Vile. He has not signed for next
season.
John Desmond, pitcher, is employ
ed by the railroad terminal compa-
ny in East st. Louis.
Simpson, the pitcher is at Nicho-
lasyille.
Hub" Perdue is on his father
farm near Gallatin, Tenn. He has
been reserved by yincennes.
jun Smith, pitcher, Is at home at
Ironton. Ohio. Ft is reported he has
signed with Peoria, Ill.
Charley Street is said to have
signed with Toronto in the Eastern
league.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

There is little chance for rowdS
ball this season as President Gosnell
is one of those who will not stand for
il. He will instruct his umpires as
soon as they are signed that rowdy-
ness will not go and that they must
have the courage to back all orders
given or hunt another league. Clean
baseball or none will be the motto OF
the new president and those who
know him win agree that he will
stick to his resolution. Paducah and
Cairo are so wei. acquainted with
him that there is no danger of thenl
questioning any of his actions and
the other cities will learn within q
81 ort time that he is the man for the
place ce-Vincennes Capital.
That was the reason why Cairo
and Padueah wanted Cnn Gosnell
He has the backbone and is as hon
est as the wool in a piece of yard
wide, mile-long homespun.-CairC
Bulletin.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

Many local fans feel an interest in
all the former Kitty league players.
and the following facts are taken
from the Hopkinsville New Era in
regard to what some OF the former
Hoptown players are doing;
Pat McAndrews. is in Hopkins
willie engaged in his work as travelling
salesman for the New York Betting
& Packing company. He will play
with Keokuk, Iowa, next season.
Bobby Barlow is at his home in
Ironton. Ohio. and holds position
as collector of fares on a Chesapeake
& Ohio ferry boat over the Ohio riv-
er. Bobby is now a rich man by rea-
son of his investing in a patent re-
Gently. A friend of his invented a
new car step which could be let down
at a station when train stopped
and drawn up when 1t left. Not
having enough money to secure his
patent the inventor applied to Bob
by offering him a half interest for
$3.50. This was just about the
amount Bobby had saved but he put
IL in and now they have sold the
patent for something between $685.
600 and 100000. Bobby has been
reserved by the Houston team in the
South Texas league but will probably
give up ball playing.
Louis Schan, the catcher, of JEFF
fersonville, has been signed by Lou
isville for next season.
Hillary Alexander, the south paw
pitcher, is running a bowling alley
at his home in Fulton. He has bee
recommended to Memphis in the
Southern league.
Charley Bomar is running an up
to date tonsorial parlor in Bellbuckle,
Tenn. Bomar played part of last sea-
son with Decatur, ILL.,, in the Three |
league and has been reserved by them
for next season.
Lew Rutledge Is working In a
names factory in Evansville. He will
probably manage an independent
team in Owensboro.
Forrest Morris is working at his
trade of carpenter in Evansville. He
has been signed by Decatur. Ill.
Gill Edwards is making Hopkins
vile his headquarters and is working
for the Home Telephone company as
time keeper and commissary. He
will probably give up ball playing al
though he has been reserved by De-
oatur. Ill.
VIII Henderson second baseman
is in Dayton, Ohio. He has not been
signed.
Ford Sullinger, right. fielder. is
working in his fathers law office in
Kingfisher. Mo. He has been re-
served by Muskogee, /. T., in the
Missouri Valley league.
Harry Myers, the big first base
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

.Bankers and Brokers. :,

Bankers and Brokers is the title
of the new musical comedy in which
Yorke & Adams will make their bow
at The Kentucky on Tuesday matinee
and night, and just at this time OF
seething finance" is an appropriate
and catchy hit. 1t is said to be one
of the greatest hits of all the laugh
making plays and seems to be pro-
duced on exceptionally good princi-
pies. namely: Nothing prettier
than a pretty girl, nothing sweeter
than a sweet song, nothing more
graceful than a graceful dance -
Two magnificent stage settings are
displayed. and in numbers and sur
roundings the company<fs without a
peer in all the realm of musical
comedy.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
EACH LEAGUE CAN
FIX ITS SALARIES
Sixth City for the Kitty Not
Yet Selected.
No Rowdyism VIII BE Tolerated This
Ycar-Why Gosncll Was
Selected.
WHERE KITTY PLAYERS ARE.

The question of classification this
year has nothing to do with the sala.
ry limit Each league can fix its own
maximum independent of the class
There were two reasons the Kitty
did not elect to go in Glass c. and
they were the draft price and addi-
tional membership fee. The ques
ton was not urged, only stated to the
league that 1t had an option at .heiI
command If 1t wished TO take ad.
vantage of it.
The question of the sixth member
Of the Kitty has not yet been settled
and will not be settled until the mon
ey is put up. The first, East st. Louis
or Mattoon, that deposits $465 with
President Gosnell, will be awarded
The franchise. The league ordered
this and left ii with President Cos.
nell to determine who was first in
his hands with the cash. Mattoor
may fall in line as stated in the Bui-
le.tin of Wednesday and yesterday
but not until the money is up. will
the question be definitely settled
Cairo Bulletin.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
STOMACH ON THE BRAIN.
What IL Man Gain the Whole
World, and Lose His Appetite?

The man with a well-behaved
stomach never thinks about 1t. He
eats what he likes and likes what he
eats. He knows he'll enjoy 1t, be-
cause he knows he has a stomach
that will easily digest it. All things
look good to him; he will sit close to
the table, and with a merry twinkle
in his eye and a world-peace express
sion, he will start" on the delicious
meal before him.
But the man with the bad, brashy,
gurgly stomach is the man who is al
ways thinking about it. He can sell
dom eat what he most likes, and sell
dom likes what he eats. His stom-
ach worries him before meals, after
meals and between meals. 1t is on
his brain. II robs him of his cheer
and interferes with his daily work.
Around him is a dark spirit which
presses itself forward in his thoughts
crying: IL am agony, | am disgust,
| am nausea. am sickness, lam
guor, worry. l am conceived in
quick lunches and pappy food, and
nourished by gulpy meals. | rob
brains of their force and bodies of
their life. steal away nerve and
vim. bring heart disease and
apoplexy. l make the world a pit OF
WEAKNESS and darkness. I am woe,
| am death. | am dyspepsia. But
yet, l bring also hope, light and fu-
ture health, because By my gloomy
presence | give you warning and
chance to escape me-
& This is a bad dream, but 1t is the
daily dream of the dyspeptic. II II
we're not for the white We couldn't
tell the black. II it were not for
dyspepsia, We couldn't know the JOY,
the happiness of a well-ordered di-
.gestion. All the world looks bright
10 a man of good health, and good
health is impossible without a good,
hardy stomach. And any sick or
weak SlOIldCn Cdu Dt hiddO q SOcNf
strong one by just taking something
which will digest your food for you,
instead of letting your tired stomach
do it. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
are the most effective little tablets in
the world for this very thing. If you
feel bloated after eating. or you have
nausea, aversion to food, brash, irri-
tation, sour stomach, heartburn or
dyspepsia, Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
will stop it because one grain of an
ingredient of these tablets will di-
gest 5000 grains of food.
Your stomach is overworked. Let
il take a rest. You're not yourself
when you have bad stomach. These
tablets will do the work that the
stomach has to do and make you feel
bright, think clearly and give you
ambition and power to concentrate
your attention on your work. You'll
feel good. You should always have
a box of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
on your dining table. They will
make you get all the good possible
out of everything you eat, and you'll
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

they were notified that Rosolle
Knott had been given the use OF the
house for Wednesday night.
Judge Birkhead granted temp
orary restraining order, but when
the case was heard at o'clock
Wednesday afternoon refused to
make the injunction permanent He
held that the plaintiffs had an ade-
Quate remedy at law, that they
could recover damages from the de-
PENDANTS, and that under such a
state of facts an injunction would
not lie. SO Roselle Knot and her
COMPANY presented "Mhen Knight
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
Wanted 10 Enjoin.

Owensboro. KY, Feb. 2.-Suit
was filed in circuit court here by
John A. Himmelein and Richard
Himmelein against T. A. Pedley and
j. G. Burch asking an injunction
restraining Pedley & Burch from al
lowing Roselle Knott TO give a thea
trical performance at the Grand. II
was set out that contract was en-
tered into between the plaintiffs
and defendants by which the plain
tits we're to have the use of the
house every night from January 30
to February and that ten days ago
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
SHORTER HOURS
Proposed In Bills i'm Congress. for
Postofiice Employees.

Copies have been received in Pa
ducah of two new bills introduced in
congress by Representative Wilson,
of Illinois, proposing shorter hours
for postoffice clerks and other en-
ployes. and rearranging salaries. 1t
makes it unlawful for postofiice en-
ployes to work over forty-eight hours
a week on work days. but allows
them to work whatever may be neces
sary on Sunday, extra pay to be pro-
vided for extra work.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
A GOOD PLAN
no Improve Facilities For Handling
Fuel.

The air from the blow pipes lead
ing into the big drum known as the
'.cyclone" at the local /. c. wood
working shops, will be used to force
an extra draught for the furnaces
and in addition to this instead OF the
shavings drawn to the furnace room
from the mill being deposited in II
bin, will be forced directly into tn =
furnaces as fuel.
At present the blow pipes all lead
to the big drum in the furnace room.
All shavings from many machines are
sucked from the planning mill through
blow pipes into a great drum and
dropped into bin. Firemen then
shovel the shavings into the furnaces.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

When the improvement now under
way is finished, the shavings will go,
directly into the furnace and the air
will be thrown into the big chimney
TO make an extra draught. This will
save the services of at least one Are
man. Shavings have nearly taken
the place of coal at the shops and
this will be still an economical move
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
MalrIage at Water VaIIcy.

Mayfield, Ky. Feb. "Wednesday
afternoon at 6 o'clock, Miss Millie
Weaks and Mr.. ode c. Thompson
we're united in marriage at Wate'
Valley.
The attendants we're: Mr.. Charles
Chunn and Miss Leila Stokes. Mr..
bob Quisenberry and Miss Lena Ed
wards.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
KENTUCKY NBWSLETS
In an Important Suit.

Smithland, KY, Feb. 2.-Attorney
w. F. Cowper left today for Washing
ton, d. c.. and Norfolk. Va. having
been employed by the Cowper heirs
in Kentucky to represent their inter
ests in a suit pending in Norfolk. Va,
involving a considerable sum of mon
ey arising from French Spoilation
claim
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

with suicidal intent, and a physician
was hurriedly summoned by his fam
ily and relieved him somewhat. but
he Is still in a precarious condition.
Dependency over trouble with his
neighbors was the cause.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
n travelling in Japan

Or any civilized country. you can procure Laxa
I'VE Bromo Quinine from any druggist All ma
kons use IL. K ". Groves signature on box.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
hod Was In Flower. +"
CantiIeulas Day.

Today is Candlemas day and SER
vices were held at the Catholic
church at o'clock this morning in
celebration Of the feast.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
AouARANrEEp CURE FoRPILEs

Itching, Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles.
Druggists are authorized to refund money II
PAzo OINTMENT fails to cure In 10 n days
5ocents.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
The Texas Wonder

Cures all kidney. bladder and rheumat
lc troubles; sold by J. II. 0ehlschlae-
ger. COL Broadway. DR.. e. w. Hall,
oKce 2s26 Olive St.. st. LOUIS, Mo.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02
Attempted Suicide.

Henderson. KY, Feb. John
Davis, an aged citizen of Audubon, a
suburb of this city, took carbolic acid
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

Many a so-called blue-blooded aris-
tocrat has a red nose.
The Paducah sun., 1906-02-02

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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-04-29
TWO POETS, MANY PRINCIPALS
SPARKLING WIT AND WATER AT
TEACHERS DINNER.

Man With the Fishpole II Man With
the Hoe Tell How They Also Teach
President McGowan Popular Because
~ n Prediction OF Higher Salaries.
DR.. Henry Van Dyke and Edwin Mark
ham were the chief guests yesterday at the
third annual dinner of the Principals Club
at D%elmonico's. They paid f1attering trih-
ute to the women who formed most of the
assemblage and who were arrayed in the
bright and flmy fixings Of spring. Only
water was drunk, but the women graciously
permitted the men to smoke, a. privilege
that was observed to its limit by DR.. Van
Dyke.
The toastmaster, il there may be such a
parsonage at a temperance banquet, was
Principal Henry E. jenkins, who said that
feeling that the curriculum Of a teachers
banquet would be incomplete without
authors and poets, who were the greatest
of teachers, the principals had decided to
get a few. Among the invited who could
not come was William Dea Howells, who
sent a letter Of regret. Mr.. Howells comA
plimented the profession of teaching n
related an anecdote OF two peasants who
we're overheard talkingwhile standing before
the monument in Russia OF the great novel,
lEI lluRGIGu. lIt1 COulb " iOpN uiAe
at last they decided that the man who
deserved such a fine monument must have
been a teacher.
The Rev. DR.. d. Parker Morgan told how
he and his wife and DR.. Van Dyke and his
wife had gone abroad together on the same
suffered Nicariously for the female, which
was built to withstand the motion Of ship
and sea. DR.. Morgan said he had asked
the skirper to let DR.. Van Dyke do the
preaching. as he. DR.. Morgan, did not feel
quite 6. ual to the emergency; The skipper
said that DIR. Morgan's wa the religion or
the ship" and that no other kind went
under his Majesty's flag. Finally, DR.. Van
DYKE, hen the weather got calm enough,
was de ignated to preside at a dinner and
give a disquisition on the sea. He remarked
that Re knew nothing that would go bring
out what was in a man as the sea" Or.
Morrau eulogized the American school
MIR. Markham was introduced as the
author Of "The Man With the Hoe and
he looked a bit panied. He said he had
also been q teacher and principal Of e school S
folks present. The presiding spirit Of a
school required as much genius as Bismarck
displayed in the consolidation OF the Ger
man Empire. Mr.. Markham said he had
been fabbergasted by his first problem
as a principal. Two boys who were brothers
they brought their lunch in the same basket,
In the midst Of the school prooeedin &c
one Of the brothers appeared a. the door
and said that some one had broke open
the lunch basket and lad stolen half OF
the lunch, adding, 1T was my brothers
decided that he would rather dismiss school
than tackle the problem presented. Mr..
Markham also read n Of his poems.
president MCGOWAN Of the Board, OF