New-York tribune., 1906-12-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The feat of moving a lighthouse without taking
It apart dismantling It In any way has recently
been accomplished at Ashtabula- The range light,
weighing sixty-hve and standing 60 feet high,
was placed a lighter and towed along the river
distance OF $50 feet and then successfully placed
site. 1t raised by the use Of jacks
and moved rollers to and from the lighter. Guy
ropes held 1t in position while moving
What's the matter. dsarr' & asked t1 the Doctors
Yes" replied the doctor.
And is there no hope?
Very little. He says he doesn't expect to leave
enough TO pay more than One-thlrd OF my Dill.
Answers
1.-The London Christian World" the most widely
circulated religious paper in England. reports the
conservation of chapel by the Archbishop of
Canterbury and gives token Of its ecclesiastical and
geographical knowledge by adding: THE sermon
preached by the Bishop of Rhode Island. New
York"
she-Here we've been married Just one month,
and now you no longer love me.
aDon't try to explain I'm not blind You made
a mistake-yOu ought to have married some silly.
hut dearest, I've done my best"-Tft-Bits
In speaking OF the failure Of Zionisn and the
efforts to revive interest in the movement through
a new Yiddish paper. The Jewish Outlook (Den-
ver) says:
But is it any wondsrT Not only has zionism so
gon papers which formerly with fervor and enthu-
usea 10 s aesnn ST ate ears
however failed to receive satisfactory answers The
aantS %ho Often ro66sd their chdnp pofT OF par
OF shoes in order swell the funds OF the Colonial
Bank, the shekel funds and the numerous other
shrewd schemes to get money, have become anxious
70 KNOW wnat nus oec4ihe on & Oa TINS money MANY re-
targon paper is needed which would not ask ON
harrassing questions.
a high officer in the Austrian army gives the
following description of the home Of the general
f,, tha
three flights OF stairs and going through a long
hallway sign inscribed: Chief OF the
General STAFF This is on glass door through
which ono enters into another dark passageway at
right angles with the first. To the right are an
anteroOm and the office OF the chief OF stafr. To
the left the offices OF the adjutant general and
ths various assistants. The office of the chief has
two windows. and besides the plain. ordinary fur
niture there some show chairs, which are used
only extraordinary occasions. In this place
Count Beck spent most OF his time in the course
of his twenty-five years service. Here he received
orders and calls hero he held counsel with his
chiefs OF departments and here no took his frugal
breakfast. often standing at his desk In the file
room. which is reached through a door In the main
office. is an old couch, which Is held sacred because
the former chief OF stan. General John died on IT,
From this room dark passageway leads to tho
section where the confidential clerks do their work
These sit In small. boxiike apartments. In
which there is furniture such is abso-
lutely essential Hero they work-the most I'M
portant members Of the general stafr-and despite
the lack OF all modern office arrangements they
furnish the most valuable data. The office which
is occupied by the chief OF all the clerks is some
what larger than the cubbyholes but II is in no
way luxurious IN arrangement When Golgotzky
occupied the place he had all surplus chairs re-
moved from the room to guard against the possi-
blity of visitor remaining after his business
had been attended to- The archtve and railroad de-
partmentH on the fourth floor OF the building also
in small. dark and poorly furnished rooms.-
why do husbands call their wives
'Duckie'?'
Because they dsvslop large bis."-Ilustratsd
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