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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

Miss Corning of Hartford, Conn.,, is
at Oxford Spring House.
Dr. A. L. Hersey has gone to Boston
to visit his daughter, Miss Heloise Z.
Jersey, who Is quite Ill.
The Ladies' Circle OF the Congre-
gationalist parish met Thursday with
Mrs. E. W. Edwards.
Mr.. A. j. Holden, Past Commander Of
T. A. Roberts Post, G. A. R., went to
Norway Tuesday to act as installing
officer at Harry Rust Post. Mrs. Georgia
Cash of this place installed the officers
of Harry Rust W. r. G.
Harry Robinson and wife, who have
been visiting his parents, returned last
week. He is still very much out OF
health.
Married Jan. 1st, Mr.. Linneus Millett
and Miss Nettie Martin, both of Oxford.
Rev. Mr.. Chapman's son was here for
the Christmas holidays.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
The Saturnalia.

The saturnalia was q midwinter
feast of the Romans in honor of Sat-
urn, beginning on Dec. II. On this &C.
casion great license was given to every
one to do what he pleased, and even
the slaves were permitted much liberty
Of speech and action. All work was
suspended, the houses and temples
were decorated, congratulations were
exchanged and presents sent as with
US at Christmas.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
THE OXFORD BEARS.
THE DOlN0s OF THE WEEK IN ALL
SECTIONS OF THE COUNTY.


First Baptist Church. Rev. e. o. Taylor, pastor
Preaching every Sunday a. 10 - A. n: SUNDAY
school at ~ y. sabbath Evening ses vsr;n -
Prayer Meeting Thursday evening a. 80; Cove,
naut Meeting the last Friday before me Ist
Sunday Of the month at 80 p. II. AL not
Universalist Church. Sunday School every
Sunday at 10a5 An.
Mrs. E. H. jackson and Miss Mary
Hubbard started Monday morning for
Boston, where they will spend the rest
of the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Holmes and Mr..
and Mrs. r. 81. Gates made very pleas
ant call on Mr.. and Mrs. A. p. Stearns
Sunday. 49,,
The Uniyersalist Sewing Circle will be
entertained at Mrs. 81. r. Hubbard's on
Thursday afternoon at two O'Clock. All
are most cordially invited.
Miss Mary l. Mellen is soon to close
her home here and 60 to spend the
rest of the winter with relatives in New
Haven, CT.
Various improvements are going on at
the home of Mrs. j. C.. Marble, includ-
ing a new furnace and a new hard wood
floor.
One of the Hebron Academy fraterni-
ties has made arrangements for straw
ride and banquet at the Hubbard House
on the evening of Jan. 20.
The dance at the hall Friday evening
had fair patronage.
Efforts have been made to start a
dancing school under the instruction OF
Arthur S. Hall of Buckfield and the open
ing night will be next Saturday, Jan.
18th, at Academy Hall.
The following are the books presented
to Hamlin Memorial Library by E. FL.
Barton of Cincinnati:
FICTION.
An Idle Exile: Her Heart was True.
Aho, Juhani: Squire Hellman.
Auerbach, B.: On the Heights
Blackmore, R. D.: Alice Lorraine.
Bangs, j. K: A Rebellious Heroine.
Byr. Robert: The Ciper Despatch,
Cholmondeley, NJ: Danvers Jewels.
Craddock, C. E.: The Bushwhackers.
Castle, Egerton: Consequences.
CorelH, NJ: Vendetta.
Ebers, George: The Bride Of the Nile.
Fothergill. Jessie: A March In the Ranks.
Gancouagh: John Sherman and Dhoya.
GOdtry, Elizabeth: Poor Hum Human Nature %a'u
Iron, Ralph An African Farm.
Isham, +. s.: The Strollers.
Lover, samuel: Handy Andy.
Lott, Pierre: Ramuntcho.
McDermott, p. L.: Last King Of fewle.
Pemberton: A Puritan Wife.
Sheldon, Charles: Richard Bruce.
stephens, X. N: The X lad to Paris.
Stone, H. s.: Gpubl Chap-Book.
TRAVELS.
| bartlett, A. L.: A Golden Way.
King Moses: Hand Book of Boston.
| Leonowens, A. H.: English Governess.
| Tame, III. A: Tour Through the Pyrenees.
Taylor, E.: Egypt and Ireland.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Bangs, J. h: Ghosts Have Met.
| Cayendish: Whist.
CHM, Edwin: [pub.l Selections from Ruskin
Hale, Z. E.: How TO Do Ii.
Po,e wm.: Whist
Needham, c.: Street Arabs.
Tyrwhiti, Rev. G. ST. j.: Our Sketching Club.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
East Bethel.
Payson Rich is In

Pays0n Rich Is In town.
N. F. Swan has gone to Washington
d. c., to spend the winter.
Prof. Byron with his banjo gave an
entertainment in Grange Hall last Tues.
day evening which was followed BY
dancing.
Alder River Grange will install their
officers for the ensuing year Jan. 18th.
Two candidates are now being worked.
Mrs. Mile Clark Is visiting relatives
In Sanford few weeks.
Miss Amy Bartlett commenced the
winter term of school ct South Rumford,
Jan. I'd.
Judge G. F. Rich and son Of Berlin,
N. r., and Mrs. 8. E. Rich Of Auburn,
visited at A. n. Beams last week.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Norway Lake.

Mrs. Asa Frost returned from the
hospital Wednesday. Her sister, Mrs.
Hall, came with her.
j. L. Partridge is slowly recovering
from the effects of his fall recently.
Earl Frost carries the four high
scholars to and from the village every
day. They are Leola Noyes, Goldie
Frost, Eden Hall and Donald Partridge.
Woman's Club will meet with Miss
Ellen Partridge, Jan. 10th, 1905.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

Caffeine, the active principle OF cof-
fee, was discovered by Runge in 1920.
In pure state it takes the form of
long silky needles. In ordinary coffee
it is present to the extent Of about
per cent, but Java coffee contains A,
and Martinique has as much as 6.4. 1t
is said by some chemists that caffeine
in its essentialities is identical with
theme, the active principle Of tea.
Claus affirms that the inferior quail.
ties of tea contain more caffeine than
the best commercial grades.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
TERMS

The Daily Argus Is sent for 30 cents
per month or $500 per year in advance
and 800 at the end of the year.
The Weekly Argus, INCLUDING
THE SATURDAY EDITION of the
Daily-One copy, one year, $3.50 in adj
vance or $500 at the end of the year
Clubs of 8, $500 in advance.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Better he Careful,

A sporting paper recommends Ger
tain way of avoiding the bites Of q
dog, however savage. All one has to
do is to stand perfectly still and hold
ones hand out. The dog, says the
writer. will take the hand into his
mouth, but will not bite 1t. But what
guarantee have we that the dog knows
this ?-LondOn Globe.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Here and There.

A list of the amounts paid in fines and
costs in the several counties in the state
during 1905, which is appearing in the
papers, is incorrect as regards Oxford
County. 1t gives the amount paid in
Oxford as 81, S57.34. To be accurate the
amount should be $4,491.26. Whether
the amended amount is more to the
credit of Oxford County or otherwise, is
another question.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
North Paris.

News around here is not very plenty
just now.
The sick ones are all on the gain, and
most of them have resumed their usual
duties.
Vern Thomas visited his brother Alton
at VIM. e. Curtis on New Years Day.
Some Of the Methodist and Baptist
people met on the evening of the Sd at
Clayton A. Churchilrs and held prayer
meeting.
The teamsters are all glad 10 have .
little more snow - the travelling was
getting rather poor In some places whore
the wind blew OF the snow.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
A GRIM TRAGEDY

81 daily enacted, in thousands of homes,
as Death claims, in each one, another
victim of Consumption or Pneumonia.
But when Coughs and Colds are prop
erly treated, the tragedy is averted. F..
G. Huntley, of Oaklandon, Ind, writes:
"My wife had the consumption, and
three doctors gave her up. Finally she
took DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption, Coughs and Colds, which
cured her, and to-day she is well and
strong" 1t kills the germs of all dis.
eases. One dose relieves. Guaranteed
at SOC and s1.O0 by F. A. Shurtleff drug
gist. Trial bottle free.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
0ilead,

Mrs. Eva Cruce is working for Mrs. T
G. Larry.
Miss Mabel Harden is improving slow
". She has been sick for some time.
George Brown from Vermont is cut
ting birch for J. E. Richardson.
Winfield Newell visited friends in
South Paris Sunday and Monday.
The band concert Saturday night was
we'll attended. There came quite q
number from Shelburne, N. q.
From 1905 to 1906 Mrs. T. G.. Larry has
made SAT- pounds of butter. Who car
beat that?
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Plates.

Individual plates for table use wer'
unknown to the ancients, who helt
their meat in their hands or employed
the fiat wheaton cakes then made OF
which to hold their victuals. They ar
first mentioned in A. D. 600 as used b!
the luxurious on the continent, and IL
the ninth century they had come int
common use both in England and OF
the continent. They were made o.
wood or some kind of earthenware, til,
former material being preferred be
cause it did not dull the knives.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Differences of Opinion.

"Women are hard to understand"
said the callow philosopher.
mot at ALL" answered Mr.. Meekt0n.
Henrietta has never yet spoken her
mind to me without making herself
perfectly clear."-Washington Star.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
sIcKENING sHIVERING FITS

SICkENING OdIV EhINU FIIo
of Ague and Malaria, can be relieved
and cured with Electric Bitters. This
is a pure, tonic medicine; of especial
benefit in malaria, for it exerts true
curative influence on the disease, driv-
ing 1t entirely out of the system. 1t is
much to be preferred to Quinine, having
none of this drugs bad after-effects. E.
s. Munday, of Henrietta, Tex, writes:
"My brother was very low with malarial
fever and jaundice, till he took Electric
Bitters, which saved his life." At F. A.
Shurtleff's drug store; price SOC, guaran-
teed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

President John A. Mccall of the New
York Life Insurance Co., after receiving
a salary of 100000 for a number of
years, retires, in his own words, "a poor
man. Making allowance for the rela-
tivity of the term ''poor," there is still a
moral to be discovered in the fact as
stated.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
GREATLY IN DEMAND.

Nothing ID more in demand than
medicine which meets modern require
ments for blood and system cleanser,
such as DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
They are just what You need to cure
stomach and liver troubles. Try them.
At F. A. Shurtleff's drug store, &c.,
guaranteed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

The report of the state liquor COM
missioner shows that liquor to the value
of sos, 2O9.5I at Wholesale has been
legally dispensed in Maine during the
year. OF the two town agencies exist
ing in Oxford County, Bethel had
Sl,4l4.74 worth, and Greenwood
S2,610.22.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
SPOILED HER BEAUTY.

Harriet Howard of W. Saith St., New
York, at one time had her beauty spoil
ed with skin trouble. She writes: 81
had Salt Rheum or Eczema for years,
but nothing would cure 1t, until used
Bucklen's Arnica Salve." A quick and
sure healer for cuts, burns and sores.
25c at F. A. Shurtleff's drug store.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Defined.

De Witt-So you saw me stealing a
kiss, eh? Upton-I did, and call It
larceny. De Witt (ecstatically)-Par.
don me-grand larceny.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Cold Weather Furnishings.
January Clearance Sales.
Wool Street Blankets.
Blue Stores.
Harvard Cough Balsam.
Special for Few Days.
Red Tag Sale.
January Mark Down Sale.
County Commissioners Bills.
For Sale
Live Bait for Sale.
Cord Wood, &c.
Organ for Sale.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

Andrew Carnegie has promised to give
$4,000 to Bates College, when the
friends of the institution shall have
raised 100000. An effort will be made,
which it is expected will be successful,
Tn raise the endowmentfu fund of $3.50, ZOO,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

The new building that is being erected
for the Biddeford Journal will be one Of
the finest newspaper and printing plants
Of its size anywhere in New England.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

The commissioners Of pharmacy for
Maine reported that 12S persons took
examinations for registration during the
year, IS Of whom passed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
TOWN NOTICE,

II you have any bill against the Town Of Paris.
either highway bill, snow bill or pauper bill,
will you please present It at once for payment,
% It IL impossible 70 give you accurate account
of the standing Of your town a1airs unless Oh
bills are presented. Send them al In by Jan. 81,
1903. Per order Of
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

Fatal kidney and bladder troubles can
always be prevented BY the use Of 70.
lsy's Kidney Cure. =. 4. 6hurtls6 d 90.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

The New England Billposters' and
Distributors Association will hold its
semi-annual meeting in June at Portland.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Gives None.

Farmer Hyer-How much milk does
your cow give? Farmer Myer-She
never gives any. You got to take It.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

Bowdoin College catalogue shows q
registration Of S6S students against S6S
last year.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

Estey organ, oak finish, one extra
octave, large and handsome instru.
ment, good as new.
HARRY DUDLEY,
Buckfield, Me.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Organ for Sale.

Glasses on weekly payments. D
Parmenter. Read my nd.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

Ask to-day for Aliens Foot. Ease, powder. Il
cures Chilblains, 6Wollen, Sweating, Bore, Ach.
ing, Damp test. AZ al drussists and shoe stores,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

rERns-Sl 50 q year II paid strictly In advance.
Otherwise @2.o0 year. Single copies censs'
ADVERTISEMENTS: All legal advertisements
are given three consecutive Insertions for Sl.oo
per Inch In length of column. Special contracts
made with local, transient and yearly sdverus-
ers.
ion PRINTING New type, last presses. steam
power, experienced workmen and low prices
Combine to make this department Of our bust
ness complete and popular.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
FOR SALE.

Second quality, dry, hard wood,
all round, good size, $3.50 per cord,
delivered. This is a good trade.
Also later, second quality green, all
E. w. PENLEY,
A. K. JACKSON.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

When is person not person? When
she is woman. At least, such is the
logical conclusion from the action of the
Supreme Court of New Brunswick. A
young woman who desired to be ad-
mitted as an attorney was denied on the
ground that she was not a 'person"
within the meaning of the act. We
have heard young woman object to
being called person" but this is a
different case.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Why Buy ncClure's?

McCLURES bought and read In homes not because
magazine. but eauseit s Why?
FIRsT-THE PRICE less than ten cents
number OF reading matter ibis
twenty-five books costing anywhere from
dollar otwod volume
reading matter written b Americas leading
the best writer's timely c the oes
writer's important shus "reminiscences Bakers Railroad
articles
The reading matter McCures not only goo
instructive and also ABOUT tue
all interested NO
months going be SO important the question "
the question Of life bn OF these oeS
ons will be discussed b impartial careful Interesting way
CHARACTER McCues Magazine not edited ior chill
there line in that any young gf might
read advertising clean as Its editorial pages
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

A Chicago newspaper has given a well
known correspondent, Walter Wellman.
an assignment to take an air ship and
find the north pole. 1t is said that with
the assistance of Santos-Dumont, the
builder of air ships, Wellman will under
take the task. OF course nothing is i'm
possible, and Wellman may find the pole
with an air ship and come back to tell
the tale, but as cold-blooded business
proposition there isn't much in it. The
air ship is as yet merely dangerous
toy, capable only of flights of few
miles under direction, provided the ma
chinery doesn't get out of order, the
weather is good, and all conditions are
favorable. When an air ship has once
started out from Boston and made the
trip to New York, and then made the
trip back again, in the best weather to
be had and with all conditions favorable,
then there may be one chance in thou
sand of guiding one to the pole and back
again under the vastly different condi-
tons in the Arctic zone. No such flight
has ever been made, and until something
has been done by an air ship to show that
it is to some degree practical machine
for long distance flights, Wellman's
chances of getting back alive would
doubtless be considered by any insurance
company as q negligible quantity.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

While we have been enjoying weather
which seemed more like summer or early
fall than the middle of winter, the At
lantic has been kicking up altogether a
different variety. The transatlantic
liner Irishman, which arrived in Port
land Friday three days overdue, reports
the worst trip in all the experience of
her captain. During the trip of fifteen
days there was only one fair day, the
rest of the time it was succession of
hurricanes.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09

A current paragraph says: Sunday
was the SD Sunday of 1905, something
which will not happen again in any year
for 40 years" AS far as that goes, the
SD Sunday in 1905 will never happen
again, but if the paragraph means that
there will not be another year with fifty
three Sundays for 10 years, it is about
104 years out of the way. The year 1911
will have fifty-three Sundays, as will
1922, and other years at frequent inter
walls thereafter.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1906-01-09
Woe Parls.

Onward Rebekah Lodge, No. %, had .
largely attended meeting last Tuesday
evening. The following officers were
installed for the year 1905 by d. d. p,
Juliaette F. Curtis:
N.G.-Emma W. Mann.
v.G.-Mary e. Buchanan.
Rec Sec.-Cora D. Lurvey.
Fin. sec.-Mabel e. Kicker.
Treas.-Fannie G. Mayhem.
Warden-Eva N. Swift.
Conductor-Ada B. Barden.
r. g. N. G-Mildred r. Davis.
L. g. N. G.-Sarah e. Curtis.
I.G.-Ella II. Curtis.
o. G.-Edna E. Curtis.
R.S.v. G.-Juliaette 2. Curtis.
LIS. "; G.5Mary I. Mckinney.
P. n G.-Mattie d. Tuell.
Organist-Fannie G. Mayhem.
Tr1stees-Bepjamin Davis, David Emmons,
Anna G. Young, Fannie j. Emmons. Marietta
Willis.
A fine supper consisting Of baked beans,
cold meat, salads, and a variety Of cakes
and pies was served in the lower hall at
the close of the lodge.
The Wednesday Club will hold its
meeting this week with Mrs. Emma w.
Mann for election of officers.
The Good Will Society met Friday
afternoon of last week with the vice.
president, Mrs. Clara A. Ridlon. Avote
of thanks was extended to all those who
in any way assisted at the drama, "Val-
lev Farm" and the secretary was in
structed to write special note of thanks
to all those who were not members OF
the Good Will Society.
Miss Clara Wilmington of Buckfield
has been visiting her sister, Mrs. L. NJ.
Irish, for two weeks.
West Paris Lodge, No. Is, I. o. o. F.,
installed the following officers on Satur-
day evening:
N.G-Otis A. Curtis.
YEA. D. Swift.
Rec Sec.-P G. Pickett.
r. Sec.-Hezekish Farrar.
Treas.-David Emmons.
Warden-A. L. Tubbs.
Conductor-Harry Emery.
RS. n. CD. II. Cole.
L. 8. N. Coco. NJ. Tubbs.
I.G.-C. E. Chase.
O.. G.-E. r. Davis.
RS, S.-Wesley Ring.
l.. 8. S.-W. w. Gardner.
Chaplain-Francis A. Littlehale
N GO. G. Chandler.
Trustecs-E. e. Tuell, e. w. Penley, j. II
Cole.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Bates returned
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-11-22

spiration prompted US 20 inquire what he
knew about turkeys.
He'd got three" he said, "that he'd
been a-fatten' a-puppus for Thanksgivin'
and we could have 'em like as not"
Where did he live? we asked next. The
future possible President turned his
thumb in the direction of our back prem
Uses, and said that his name was Sam
Flale.
If he had said it was Norval on rne
Champion Hills, we could scarcely have
been more surprised. Hadn't those
wretched turkeys belonging to our unde-
sirabIe neighbors, the Flales,. been the pest
and destruction of our gardening opera
lions all summer? and hadn't pater ia
malias threatened to shoot them until he
was hoarse? And wasn't it rather funny
that, after all our toll and tribulation
the coveted turkeys could be found under
our very noses, and delicately fattened
for us on the best of sweet corn and to-
matoes, and other sass that turkeys de-
light mall from our own garden?
Somebody said the dinner was a poem
and it certainly was a triumphant sue
cess.
The company were in raptures and one
guest, who had never lived in the country,
poultry. Then we told our story, and the
peals of laughter that reverberated
around the table were called forth by our
turkey hunt and its very unexpected end
ing.-People's Home Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-11-22
GOOD REASON FOR GIVING THANKS.

EVER have returning
profound
rejoicing than thousand nine hundred and
We think benefits tWeVeGonth
of
plying the worlds America still chiefly
through the Pridenia North and SOUTH
walk of life throngng shops
companies the
sound hammer all
world For
this the AL
mighty liberty
and independence almost
wrecked in the mighty travail that liberty lave
always dweer realize last
that the air Of which has been the
breath
growth soul ami
In this do
searching evil
doors strengthens the hands Dishonesty
seseekn stul greed stewardshps public life
hearth
that the
Thanksgiving itself
ment
day for the evout returning Almighty countless
blessings
humble uppcaion liberties
handed
families
praise God for America this national holy dayWalace
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1906-11-22
Anticipation.
O-u-c-hr' He lodged A blow from the
Patriarch of the Flock who Overheard

O-u-c-h"' He lodged A blow from the
Patriarch of the Flock who Overheard
him.
Spare Me- said the young Fellow.
assuming the Defensive. L can give
you 4 Better one. Why do Turkeys
have No HereafterW
The Patriarch clustered Around and
dragged his Wings, looking very Fierce
He knew he ought to know, but couldn't
for the Life of Him remember. So he
Glowered at the Culprit and asked Sc
verely:
well, Sir, why do Turkeys have No
Hereafter?''
Because they have their Necks Twill
ed in This"
POOH said the Patriarch Contemp-
tuously THAT was around on Clutches
when Adam wore kits. Now, here is
Something new that l Caught on the
Wing. We are All TO be Dry Picked
this Year"
WHAT Shrieked A giddS Blond with
a pink Crest. Not on Your life!'
mo. Silly. but as Soon as it is Over.
1t is the old Way of Turkey Undertak-
ing and The only Way. In Philadelphia.
where | Clipped into the World. Dry
Picking was the Correct Thing. All the
old families held to 1t. That gives Tur-
key Feathers the chance of their Lives.
Turkey Tails for Fans-I am told the
Aborigines quite Dote on Them.'-Chi-
cago Record Herald.