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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09
COWS AFFLICTED
sgltF RABIES and West Virginia Town
ia Excited.

T. q D e
is Excited.
GI9ARKsBURG. w. Va, July %
Iydrophobia exists at Redwood in
epidemic form and the excitement ts
intense in the town. The disease is
not confined to CANNES alone but
several cows are thus afflicted. So
far. tortunately, no person has beer
ften and every precautfon Is being
5 against that, although there he
Gear that milk may circulate the dis
Ell among the residents.
The mayor OF the town has issued
proclamation, directing that all dogs
found running loose be killed and al
ready d large number has been des-
patched to dog heaven.
r#o cows were also killed and two
others are suffering from the dis
sel They are tied and are being
watched day. and night. One COW
so virulently afflicted that she
shays ropes IN twain as fast as they
are attached to her Another grabbed
twpl year old heifer by the neck and
nook her as q dog would q cat ana
ilfirledt her to the ground and punish
al Hell in the most brutal manner,
Another COW bit of the end of a pole
MEX as mans wrist. The head
6te Spf the COWS has been shipped
tu Baltimore for inspection and ana'y'
The very sight Of dog sets the
4 tltcfed cows crazy and throws them
INTO commissions.
The situation is SO alarming that
is expected that at any nour sew
cases may be reported among tne
esidents
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09
Buttoning
The Press
How JAmEsT OWN sEcuIREp m s.
mite RnsgTi oMA EplT oFfl a
AssCCIATlt1ii

! u
4Rpo Hons qfiire booa ding. else
the world WIN never learn what at
tractions are q W. offered. Exploit
ations are Is neces sary to the success
Of All exposf tion n sady ertising is nee
essary fcr acce ssful business firm.
The outside R6rlH would never know
az exposi don slilt be held near Nor
folk nest yea were 1t not for the
good Boris being done by the great
dissemination of news. the press.
short time ago at the annual SEES
sion Of tiie national editorial ascot
alton held az Indianapolis, Joe
aIitcheil chapple, editor Of the Ma
tionai Magazine was present Here
"a wfiat lie says about q Virginia ed
tors work "a bnttoning the other
editors
hen arrived at the national
editoftaI association convention IN
Indianapolis and was Just in the act
81 pIacing an autograph on the Hotel
ciaypool register an energetic little
man With spectacles took firm grip
oil both lapels Of my coat.
This is Joe caapple, I know.
and You 1ius help me out. We want
tEie editorial convention at the
lamestowns expos tion-
aEIe began shaking the blue but
tons in his coat pocket and before ,
could get my breath he had me coy
erad more badges than a war
pain heih marshall Will have in the
pnslling days Of 1907. ST.
Yon must bring the boys into
line. We are having hard fight
With ST Panl but you know the
J8mas town exposition ought to have
he united support Of the national
Editors -
Governor Hook Of Kansas
appaarad and the work began in
earnest
well this energetic editor, Mr..
panit % Salem. Va. was heart and
spul il the work. In spite Of the
vigorous contest for the presidency
81 the convention he held fast to his
project many supporters of both the
eandid dates. There was not moment
q the convention that he was not at
work and when the day Of decision
arrived he had q long list of speak
ers snfchafged to second the motion
for meeting at the Jamestown expo
sition3 ana enough eloquence was un-
corked to pass a 100000 appro-
n, tlfatinn III Congress-. The doubtful
lows were marked for speeches,
III after the battle was under way
\ on the hoor OF the convention 1t was
apparent that the undaunted spirit
81 Captain. John Smiths successor
rom Salem had won the day.
Denit and his 'conferes made
many friends among the editors from
many States, il the old time, hearty.
hospitable welcome which he prom
Uses them. and secured the conven-
ton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

Ladies' Kimonas worth 75c, at this
sale 800. Observation-Disclosures. .49e
Ladies' Dressing sacques, worth
75c at OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Ladies' $500 umbrellas and para
soils, all co1ors, at. ..............$1.1s
Mems and Boys Caps, s5c value
for ......... .............-.... .19c
500 yards Medal1ions, worth Csc and
39c per yard, at this sale ........f foe
500 yards Ribbin, worth from zoe
to csc per yard; your choice at this
sale, for, per yard OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
500 yards Fine Laces worth from
zoe to csc per yard. to get rid Of it
will sell it for, per yard ........ LOG
800 Shirt Waist Sets worth from
csc to SOC set. will close out at this
sale. for, set Observation-Disclosures. Sc
Velvet Ribbons at half price.
Military Brushes worth soc each,
you can get them at this sale, two
for ........... OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Face Powder, csc box, for. ....... &c
Hooks mad Eyes. per card ........ &c
Thimbles, 1 penny each.
LADIES' aoNNETs.
Sun Bonnets, in all the latest coll
ors, regular price. S5c, at this
sale .....10c.
WHITE WAISTS AT csc.
A special assortment OF fine aud
sheer quality of White India Linen
Waists, large range of styles and
designs, So values, this sale .....9ec.
FANCY WAISTS AT SOC.
Elegant assortment of Fancy
Waists, latest styles, really worth 81,
this sale ........ ..............5 SOC.
LADIES' HOSE AT &c.
+ Ladies' Dropstitch Hose in Black
this sale ......:.. .'.'..sc'
coRsETs AT 3ee.
Ladies' Gird1e Corsets, white anu
drag colors. well boned and cased, SIC
kind. at ........ s9e.
ORGANIZES AT 7Ise.
Fine Sheer Figured organdie
Lawns, well worth 15c, this sale 7l.:s;.
BOYS BUSTER BROWN Wash
SUITS,
All colors, and in all the latest
shades and styles, $3.50 grade, this
sale ..... ............ ........aee
Wash Knee Pants OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
.RLEAcHEp AND uNBLEAcHEp
SHEETS AT acc.
S1x90 Full Bleached Sheets, sott
finish,, hemmed ready for use sc
quality ........ 1890. .4ee.
CORSET COVERS AT 24e,
Fine Embroidery Trimmed Corset
Covers, we'll worth soc elsewhere,
this sale ........ ........s.....24c.
LACE CURTAINS At CSC.
our entire stock or $1.5O and $500
Lace Curtains. to close out at this
sale ...... ............ ........9se.
S1.oe quality Lace Curtains ...49e-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

AT recent convention where a
number of trust magnates were in at
tendance, one Of the speakers said:
I'VE are great band of brothers here
on earth doing what we can for each
other The fool composttor set it:
Eve are great band of robbers on
earth doing what we can to each
other" and the proofreader, who was
a socialist, let It go through in the YER
sion OF the compositor.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

You may acctdently find the house
you are looking for. or rent the one you
have for rent. Accidents will hap
pen. Il you want to MAKE sure work
3of III use the West 1iFginian wan col
IIiral where yo,i reach sworn eircli
Iaticn e. over 2Ssop
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09
At "The Point"

In the river, at 1.-THE Point"
Forty boys are splashlng.
Sun upon their REDEEMED backs
In the daylight flashing.
Round the bend the bonrdcrs come,
To the bont-house hocking-
MaIdens gasp! The modest faint!
oh, how awful shocking!
Then from out q boylsh throat,
In a voice OF thunder.
Comes one stern, anrlEhted cry
"Hullychee, duck under!"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

The small boy who cannot sleep on
a full stomach usually manages pretty
wen on his back.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

We may not have many old masters
in America but we certainly have
enough slave drivers.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

If man goes to Heaven. and his
wife goes to Heaven, and his former
sweethearts go to Heaven-wiii his
wife want to pull the hair all out of
their heads or will she congratulate
them on their good judgment and ask
them all in to pink tea?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

Y y AZ I
Song. W.
There is never IA hin 80 high,
That III hath not d huoEatt cresti
There isshevef q life 50 idreat
That II never lss Sweetly best
Trndge along np the winding slope
no the top and deserve your restt
wfth II song IL the way made glad!
To the work with a blithesome heart!
For . man TO enjoy his NE, B,s
Must begin where the tpilers start
He must win at the snnset's glow,
The applause for well played part
no. a Song ana the way is short,
In the sun or the driving rain
Ho! song and the bed IL soft
Where At night he asleep hath latnt
And the man hath NOT lived in yainI
The Rag-Tfme Eddy.
+ Al robber held up an Omaha physi-
clan and got away without losing his
appendix.
The small boy who cannot sleep on
a full stomach usually manages pretty
wen on his back.
We may not have many old masters
in America but we certainly have
enough slave drivers.
At Andover academy student was
expelled for kissing pretty waitress.
No wonder it is hard TO keep a hired
girl.
$3.50. -. -, so,,, ,,;;,,,a,-,,o+
stl at once but in succession. All died
and the man sufcided. OF course he
was crazy. No sane man would kill
himself after escaping such IN ordeal
MS that.
If man goes to Heaven, and his
wife goes to Heaven, and his former
sweethearts go to Heaven-will his
wife want to pull the hair all out Of
their heads or will she congratulate
them on their good judgment and ask
them all in to pink tea?
A Missouri farmer, whose hog was
killed by train, wrote the company's
claim agent for settlement. He
opened his communication thus: My
razor back strolled down your track
week ago to-day. Your 80 came down
the line and snnffed his life away. You
can't blame me-the hog you see,
slipped through the cattle gate-so
kindly pen check for 10 the debt to
liquidate." He received the following
reply: "0ld 20 came down the line and
killed your hog we know, but razor
backs on railway tracks quite often
meet with woe. Therefore my friend
we cannot eend the check for which
you pine; just plant your dead, place
DER his head, Here lies a foolish
swine.'"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

ia, a song and the way is short,
IN the sun or the driving rainl
Ho! a song and the bed is soft
Where at night he asleep hath latnt
Ho! song and the end IS wont
And the man hath NOT lived in vain!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09
Tha Rap-Tfrne EDDY.

The Hag-Ilme EDDY.
A robber held up an Omaha physi-
clan and got away without losing his
appendix.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09
Versatile.

THAT new French actress is great
acrobat, isn't she2 Did you get onto
her triple split last night?"
triple split! No. am two splits
short. How was it?"
well, she did split on the stage,
split a bottle OF beer in the wings aud
used split inhnitives throughout the
evening"
1t was at this very point that some
body yelled "Policel"
Ms4ss.s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

At Andover academy student was
expelled for kissing pretty waitress.
NO wonder it is hard to keep a hired
girl.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

A Kansas man had four wfves-not
sf at once but in succession. All died
and the man sufcided. OF course he
was crazy. No sane man would kill
himself after escaping such IN ordeal
MS that.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

I used to drive by country road
Ger hill and dale and cross ravine.
But now the ozone OF the air
Is filled with nauseous gasoline!
The birds have flown away In fright
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-07-09

The fragrance of the blooming rose
OF all It's odor has been shorn-
MY nag is on a farm "'out home
He eats his head Oft day by day!
Dog-on the pesky auto car.
The monarch of the right of way!
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
GOOD AND HARD
Results of Executive Coffee Drink.

Results of Executive Coffee Drink-
ing.
1t Is remarkable what suffering some
persons put up with just to satisfy an
appetite for something.
A Michigan woman says. II had
been using coffee since | was old
enough to have a cup of my own at the
table, and from it have suffered agony
hundreds OF times in the years past.
my trouble first began in the form
OF bilious collie, coming on every few
weeks and almost ending my life. At
every attack for 8 years | suffered In
this way. used to pray for death to
relieve me from my suffering. had
also attacks of sick headache, and be-
gan to suffer from catarrh of the stom-
ach. ard of cosrse awful dyspepsia.
For about year l lived off crack
was the cause of all this suffering,
finally quit it and began to use Postum
Food Coffee 1t agreed with my stom-
ach. my troubles have left me and | am
fast gaining my health under its use.
NO wonder ] condemn coffee and
tea. No one could be in a much more
critical condition than was from the
use of coffee Some doctors pronounced
it cancer, others liberation, but none
gave me any relief. But since l stop
ped coffee and began Postum am get
ting we'll SO fast l can heartily recon;
mend it for all who suffer as did"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read the little book, THE
Road to MELVILLE" f-There's q rea-
nnn ~
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
WORST FORM OF ECZEMA.
Black splotchesAll over Face-Afect-
ed Parts Now Clear as Ever-Cured
hu 4ha Cuticnra Renadies


''About four years ago was af-
flicted with black splotches all over
my face and few covering my body,
which produced severe itching irri-
tation, and which caused me great
deal OF annoyance and suffering, to
such an extent that l was forced to
call in two of the leading physicians
of my towp. After thorough eXami-
nation of the dreaded complaint they
announced it to be skin eczema in its
worst form. They treated me for the
same for the length of one year, but
the treatment did me no good. Finally
my husband purchased set Of the
Cuticura Remedies, and after using the
contents of the first bottle of Cuticura
Resolvent in connection with the Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment. the breaking
out entirely stopped. | continued the
use of the Cuticura Remedies for six
months, and after that every splotch
was entirely gone and the affected
parts were left as clear as ever. The
Cuticura Remedies not only cured ME
of that dreadful disease. eczema, but
other complicated troubles as well. Liz
zie Z. Sledge, $40 Jones Ave, Selma,
Ala, Oct. %. 1906"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
Remarkable Society.

From the New York Tribune
The present generation Is supposed 7"
be lamentaby ignorant of the Bible and
probab,v is 50. but neycrtbo,css there are
NOR. imam "a 0sp norsons in these United
States who are known tn read the bible
every 1ay .rhev ho,onp to mo American
branc;, az mo H,hlc and PRAYER, union. and
are an ,il,,,,.od - ,a.,d4 o,,a AND tho sam.
cha,,tnr every a.,,. r,,,,in., r,,usncu,ively
from Gcn.sie ,n pev,.la,ions The head
quarter. ar ,,,a ,,,,ion is IN Washington
ana IN, ,,,,,,,o,s f,i,r ,n,,te !. v,.,, il,
,,ost.,on et.,,n,,. ,s,5, s,.,,n,e n,.,forr.d
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
Two Chers.


DR.. Woodrow Wilson, the president
of Princeton. WAS satlntering down Il
shady lame one day in The carly sum
iner. when he met IL tail, handsome
youth
This youth had just been graduated.
III" MAS very poor and Very Intelligent.
In all his courses he had tilk"m homors
aud i'm athletics also great honors had
been his.
Well. Smith" said DE- Wilson
Through at last. ch o.
Yes. sir" said the young man. sinil
Ing and bushing.
And now wha, are you going to
do"
Il hardly know yet. sir. have had
two offers
Two? WONDERFUL"
Yes, sir one is from scientific
society, Offering me a secretaryship at
50 IL week. and the other is from a
baseball magnate. offering me u five
years contract to pitch at $1,000 Il sea
con.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
Ml9Maykoehne
Nervous exhaustion invites disease.

Nervous exhaustion invites disease.
This statement is the positive truth.
When everything becomes burden
and you cannot walk few blocks with
out excessive fatigue, and you break
out into perspiration easily, and your
face 1ushes. and you grow excited and
shalSy at the least provocation, and
you cannot bear to be crossed in any,
thing. you are in danger: your nerves
have given out: You need building up
at once. To build up woman's nerv-
Gus system and during the period of
change of life we know of no better
medicine than Lydia +. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound. Here is an illus
tration. Mrs. Mary L. Koehne. 3-l
Garfield Avenue, Chicago. H.. writes
g 1 have used Lydia j. Pinkham'sVegetable
Compound for years III my family and it
never disappoints; so when | felt that was
nearing the change of life i commenced treat
ment with it. | took in all about six bottles
and it did me great deal of good. Itstopped
my dizzy spells, pains in my back and the
headaches with which / had suffered for
months before taking the Compound. l feel
that if it had not been for this great medicine
for women that should not have been alive
to-day 1t is splendid for women, old or young,
and will surely cure all female disorders J"
Mrs. Pinkham, daughter-in-law OF
Lydia F.. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass, in
vites a. sick and ailing women to write
her for advice. Her great experience
is at their service. free of cost.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
GAINED "a POUNDS
Persistent Ansemla Cured by Dr..
Williams Pink Pills After Other
Remedies Had Failed.

"When began taking DR.. Williams
Pink Pills." says Mrs. Nathaniel Field,
of st. Adams, Somerset county, Maine,
~ was the palest, most bloodless person
you could imagine. My tongue and
gums were colorless and my fingers and
ears were like wax. l had two doctors
and they pronounced my trouble an9mia.
Ihad spells Of vomiting, could not eat,
in fact, did not dare to, had such dis
tressafter eating. Ny stomach was filled
with gas which caused me awful agony.
The backache l suffered was ut times
almost unbearablc and the least excrtion
made my heart beat so fast that could
hardly breathe. But the worst of all was
the splitting neuralgia headache which
never left me for seven weeks. About this
time had had several numb spells. My
limbs would be cold and without any
feeling and the most deathly sensations
would come over me.
"Nothing had helped me until began
taking DIR. Williams Pink Pills, i'll fact,
l had grown worse every day. After l
had taken the pills short time could
see that they were benefiting me and
one morning aWoke eHtlfely Tree from
pain. The distress after eating disap-
peared and III three weeks | could eat
anything wanted and suffer no incon-
venience. also slept soundly. have
taken several boxes of the pillsand have
gained in weight from 100 to 1854 pounds
and am perfectly we'll now"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills cure anamia
because they actually make new blood.
For rheumatism, indigestion, nervous
headaches and many forms of weakness
they are recommended even if ordinary
medicines have failed. They are sold by
all druggists, or will be sent postpaid, on
receipt Of price, 80 cents per box, six
boxes for $3.50, by the DIR. Williams
Medicine Company. Schenectady. N. =.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
A SQUARE Deal

Is assured you when you buy DR.. Pierce's
family medicines-for all the ingrsdi-
ents entering into them are printed on
tho bottle wrappers and their formulas
are atteSted under oath as being complete
and correct. You know just what you are
paying for and that the ingredients are
gathered from NATURES laboratory, being
selected from the most valuable native
medicinal roots found growing in oar
American forests stsd while potent to cure
are perfecriY harmless even. to the most
delicate womes. a115hild7pA No, drop
Ql-alcohol entels into tbeiE- coW0ositiol:
q much 6eilef aren't Is 9ssd both iQr eS:
l4cflng aud RreselYllg-t6 -@edlclnal
princlpleS used m them. ytz.-.QlCe triQle-
refined glyceTlne. This agent possesses
intrinsic medlclN9l properties OF Its own.
being a most valuable antiseptic and anti
fcrment, nutritive and soothing demul-
cent.
Glyccrine plays an important part in
DR.. Picrce's Golden Medical Discovery in
the cure of Indigestion, dyspepsia and
weak stomach, attended by sour risingS,
heartburn. foul breath, coated tongue,
poor appetite. gnawng feeling in stom-
ach. bilio!lsness and Kindred .derange-
Besides curing all the above distressing
ailments. the' Golden Medical Discovery !"
is a specific for all diseases of the mucous
membranes, as catarrh, whether of the
nasal passages or of the stomach. bowels
or pelvic organs. Even in its Lucrative
stages it will yield to this sovereign rem
edy if its use be pcrseveredi in. In Chronic
Catarrh OF the Nasal passages, 1t is we'll,
while taking the Golden Medical Dis
cove1y for the necessary constitutional
treatment. to cleanse the passages freely
two or three times a day With DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course
OF treatment generally cures the worst
cases.
IN coughs and hoarscncss caused by bron-
chial. throat and lung affections. except con-
sumption in it's advanced stages. the Golden
Medical Discovery is most efficient rem
edy especially in those Obstinate hans-on
coughs caused by irritation and congestion Of
the bronchial mucous membranes The ibis"
covery is not so good for acuts3 coughs aris-
Ing from sudden colds. nor mus, it be en-
pec,ed to cure consumption in its advanced
stages no medicine will do ti,at-but for all
ting obstinate. chronic coughs. which. If neg
leetsa, or badly treated. lead up To consump-
tisn IL is the best medicine that can be taken.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
The Bridesmaid.

Bella. the beautiful bridesmaid. did not
rise for breakfast the day after the we'd
ding.
II have" she explained languidly. "a
stitch in my side.''
A smile curled her pink lips.
"It came" she continued, from being
hemmed In by the crowd around the claret
cup 1t the reception"
This remark, ~ jeu d'esprit, they
deemeI hit sev-ssUs
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06

helping me ! began using Doan's Kid
ney pills. They helped me at once and
soon all traces of sugar disappeared.
have regaincd my former weight and
am perfectly We'll.
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents a box.
Foster Mihurn Co.. Buffalo, y. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06

burden. | tired easily,
had no ambition and
was fading fast. My
complexion got yellow,
and | lost over fifty
pounds. My thirst
was terrible. and
there was sugar In the
kidney secretions. NV
doctor kept me on il
strict diet, but as his
p,aJi,.ipn N-us nnf
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06

Tomato Catsup-Put into two quarts
of tomato pulp Cor two cans of canned
tomatoes) one onion, cut fine, two ta
blcspoonfuis of salt and three table
spoonfuls of brown sugar. Boil until
quite thick; then take from the fire
and strain il through "A sieve, working
il until il is all through but the seeds.
Put III back on the stove. and add two
tablespoonful of mustard. one of am
spice. one of black pepper and one OF
cinnamon. one tcaspoonful of ground
cloves, half a teaspoonful of cayenne
pepper, one grated nutmeg. one pint of
good vinegar; boil it until it will just
run from the mouth of bottle. 1t
should be watched. stirred often. that
it does not burn. If sealed tight while
not, i'm large mouthed bottles, it will
keep good for years.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1906-09-06
Worked Both WAYS.

w. u. Nesbit in chicago Post.
We come upon two men, each of
whom is weeping and wailing miser-
ably
What is wrong" we ask
".Nh," replies the first man, II have
made a great many enemies in my
time"
And so have T. weeps the second
man.
But what did you doo" we ask.
IL told lies" sobs the first man.
and | told the truth" grieves the
second man.
Not being able to think of any good
advice that will cover the ground, we
walk on softly.