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The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-03
Wise From Exn.ri....

Meeks-The man who tries to
cnange a woman's views is fool.
Weeks-How do you know?
Meeks-My wife told me so.-stray
Stories. 90
Morris tribune., 1906-08-25
A HO nE ENDORSEMENT,

There has never been candidate before
the people for any office with so strong and
cordial home endorsement as that enoyed by
the Hon A. L. Cole, the Republican nominee
for governor. The whole northern country
where Mr.. Cole has lived and conducted bust
ness tor years is for him heart and soul. The
following resolutions were unanimously adopt
ed at banquet given recently in his honor by
his old neghbors.
''We, citizens of Beltrami, Glass; Grow
Wing, Hubbard and Itasca counties, irrespec-
tive of party affiliations, knowing from years of
acquaintance an business relations with the
Hon A. L. Cole that he is a man of the strictest
business integrity, with spotless character, is
charitable and kind, true friend to all loyal
citizens, magnificent type of American citi-
zenship, possessed of indomita bic pluck
and energy who is fully qualified to fill with
credit to himself and honor and profit &c the
state the high office of governor,
Hereby resolve and pledge ourselves to use
all honorable means to give him the largest
vote ever cast for any man for any office within
the gift of the people"
Morris tribune., 1906-08-25
/ S I
NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Erick Peterson announces his candidacy
for the Republican nomination for sheriff in
this issue. He is amply qualified to perform
the duties of the office, and has long record
of party service to his credit, having been
actively interested in Republican politics in
this county for quarter of century.
Morris tribune., 1906-08-25

ScHMAHL ........... Redwood County
Auditor
a. e. IyERsoN ................... Fillmore County
Attorney General
u. T. YOUNG. .oWiiG CouhCy
Clerk of Supreme Court
o. A PIDGEON. virgin oouiUy
Railroad Commissioner
o. F. STAPLES. DaKota county
S
The Republican State Central Committee
has made appeal for popular campaign
fund. The appeal should be successful, for so
long as corporations furnish the sinews of war
to the parties, they will expect special favors.
5
Minneapolis and st. Paul having a
suuabble over the location of the Armour
packing plant The establishment of the plant
will mean nearer market for the Northwest
ern farmer and it is hoped that the squabble
will not cause the promoters to locate it else
where.
At least one result of the railroad rate in
vestigation in this state is pretty we'll assured.
There will be ten per cent reduction on grain
and coal rates within very few months but
hardly in time to apply to this years crop The
reduction will mean cent bushel wheat
to Stevens county farmers
Every effort made by the corporations
at Duluth to defeat the nomination of both A.
L, Cole and Mr. Jacobson for governor The
demand of the people for a square man and of
the party for popular one was so strong, how
ever, that the choice of of them in
evitable, and fortune favored Mr.. Cole.
The Cannon boom for the Republican
nomination for president has been launched
by his endorsement by the Illinois state con-
vention. There will be plenty of other entries
during the next two years, and in order
that the next national convention may be
harmonious and successful affair we nominate
Duluth as the place to hold il.
minneapolis Journal Judge Stephen A.
FIaherty of Norris judge of the Sixteenth judi
cial district, has filed his affidavit for nomina-
ton for that office at the next primary election.
Since other candidate appears to have been
mentioned in connection with the office up tol
this late date it would be pretty safe to predict
that Judge Flaherty will be reelected without
ODDOStiOn.
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REVIEWS MARKET LETTER.
Furnished by Clay Robinson Co, the
Well Known Omaha Firm.
South Omaha, April n. 1906.

South Omaha, April Il, 1906.
The run of beef steers continued
moderate during the last week. The
general quality, however, only fair.
The trade closed up little weak on
the best kinds, while the common and
medium classes suffered a decline of
10 and 15c for the week. So far this
week trading has not been very active
and while there has not been any ma
terial decline it has been hard work
to keep prices up to steady basis.
Good to choice kinds of cattle such as
are coming here at the present time
are selling at $500 and $3.50; fair to
good $4.65 and $500. The top price
for the past ten days has been SIS. so
paid last Wednesday. The butcher
stock trade has changed but little dur
ing the week, although some of the
less desirable classes may be shade
easier. Good to choice heifers are
selling at $3.50 and 81. rs; choice cows
81. 90 and $3.50; good cows $3.50 and
So. 85; fair kinds So. 90 and $685.; can
ners and cutters $500 and $500. Ac-
cumulated supplies of stockers and
feeders during the closing days of last
week occasioned by lack of buyers,
caused a rather weak trade in this
division and the close Friday was gen
orally 10 and Is cents lower for every
thing outside of calf stock. There is
little difference now between the diff
ferent weights as regards the price,
and good to choice kinds are selling
at AIS and 81. so; fair to good So. 80
and $4.25
The hog trade has continued strong
and active throughout the past week,
and prices now are about 2 quarter
higher than one week ago, this being
a new record for the season The
bulk sold today at Sc. so and Sc. 52a, to
$6.55.
Clay, Robinson & Co.
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Deloit.

The Crawford county telephone
company put three phones in town
last Thursday, one for Nye Schneider
Fowler Co., at the elevator, one fol-
S. Horr at the postoffice and one at
the residence of Stanley Browne.
Thos. Munsey went to Dow City
Friday returning Saturday.
Mrs. Ethel Huckstep is having an
experience with the hopping cough at
Wall Lake. This is doubtless more
than she contracted for when she
went there to learn the millinery
trade.
Ward johnson is working for Mrs.
T. C. Dobson in his brother Guys
place.
Scott McKim of Denison visited
his father David McKim.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Browne be-
gan their schools Monday in the Ger
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Half Deaf People.

''If you are deaf in one ear" said the
boilermaker, II don't care about CIV
ing you job
.Why?" asked the applicant
Because you can't tell what direc-
ton sounds come from: hence in
place like this you would be in great
danger"
''How Go you know can't tell what
direction sounds come from?" the APP
plicant demanded.
NO person deaf in ore ear" replied
the boilermaker. ''can do 50. A man
deaf i'll one ear will look behind him
il gun goes Off Oh his right He will
look up in the air if child shrieks at
his feet. He will look wildly in front
of him if locomotive whistles in his
rear. \ boiler shop is no place for
such a man.
81 knew I was like this" said the
applicant. 'but didn't know all half
deaf people were
''They all are said tho boilermaker,
s'and my shop is no place for Them
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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man settlement. They will drive back

man settlement. They will drive back
and forth morning and evening.
Easter was an ideal day and appro-
pirate exercises were carried out at
both churches The M. F.. exercises
were held IN the morning. The song
service was ably assisted by Flora
Robertson with the violin. In addi-
ton to the exercises Mr.. Stone made
an address. The church was nicely
decorated with potted plants and wild
flowers. A large crowd was in at
tendance. The L. D. S. exercises
were in the evening. The program
was quite lengthy and consisted of
Easter recitations and songs rendered
by members of the Sunday School. An
Easter greeting was given by the sup
erintendent at the opening of the ex-
ercises. Each part was we'll render
ed and a credit to those taking part.
The church was decorated in purple
and white crepe paper, potted plants
and wild flowers. The attendance was
also very large.
Carl Whey shipped car of cattle
and one of hogs Saturday returning
we'll pleased with his prices. 49,
R. E. Wedlock moved Tuesday into
the o. Gardner house.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Saunders took pos
session of the M. Hunt residence pro-
perty this week which they recently
purchased.
A. j. Halberg, S. Horr and C. j..
Cose attended the Merchants Retail
association meeting in Denison Tues
day afternoon.
DIR. Darling made Deloit call be-
tween trains Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. James McKim attend
ed services in Denison Sunday even
ing.
Mr.. Geo. Rae of Dow City spent a
few hours in town Tuesday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. Morley drove
to benson Tuesday morning.
A. j. Mason has purchased some
sheep and will try the sheep business
a while.
Stanley Browne added some improve
ments to his residence property this
week putting in cement sidewalk.
| Mr.. Myers put a new floor in his
barber shop Tuesday.
Republican caucus at center school
house is called for Friday evening
April Goth.
Farmers are putting in their "best
licks" nowadays as the season has
been rather backward and the wet
weather prevented the wheat and
oats being sown as early as usual.
The M. w. A. will hold an adj
journed meeting on Saturday April
Goth. A full attendance is desired.
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whose Key Unlocked the Drawer,

Here is a true story told by doctor.
This doctor had patient, a brother
physician, who was i'll of disease no
one has ever cured yet. The sick man
realized that his case was hopeless,
and he knew, too. that before he died
he would. so through horrible convul
s!oMs. lie begged his friend to kill
him in order to spare his wife the
sight of anything SO unforgettably hid
eo,s, and the physician, bound by his
code of ethics, refused. The sick man
begged his wife to let him have his re-
volver, but she refused The physi-
clan locked the drawer of the bureau
in which it lay and gave the wife the
key Two days later the sick man
shot himself, and the revolver he used
was his own. He had unlocked the
drawer
eve found the key in it," said the
doctor. 1T was not the one l had
given to the wife. took it, and when
had chance went quietly into the
room occupied by the mans mother.
The key exactly fitted the lock of her
bureau. That's all know, except that
the mother came out Of the house with
her bonnet and cloak on two minutes
before her son shot himself."-
ington Post.
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Charter Oak

George Sellers of hansen, came
Saturday for visit it'll his parents
and friends in Chart. Oak. George
is filling an importaLo position in the
Ramsen bank.
S. G. Kemp of Upton made short
visit with his brother D. N. Kemp
this week.
Mrs. F. w. LOOMS was called to
Leeds Monday by telegram announc-
ing the death Of her mother.
Clara Roberts, Vena Schurke and
Clayton Romans spent Sunday in Den
ison.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Stark went to
Denison today.
Miss Rhea Cummins of Arion, was
an over Sunday visitor in Charter Oak.
Post Master Saunders, and Attor-
ney w. S. Moore of Manila were
business visitors in Charter Oak Sat-
urday.
On Monday evening Mr.. Carl
Schurke was taken suddenly sick and
for time his life was dispaired of.
He is resting some easier at present,
but is in very critical condition.
DIR. j. j. McWilliams was in Ute
Monday on professional business.
C. C. Kemming of Denison is here
today preparatory to moving his stock
of clothing in the store vacated by
F. w. Loomis. Murphy and LOOMS
are busy arranging their stock in the
Pithan building, where they will be
ready for business in a few days.
William Neubaum has bought the
Stoltenberg property and will take
possession about May /.
c. A. Cooper of Ashley, N. D. is
here on business today. Mr.. Cooper
. was one of Charter Oaks first settlers
and his many friends are glad to meet
him again.
Mr.. Abner Graves of Denver is
greeting old friends in Charter Oak
today. Mr.. Graves deserves great
credit for the substantial improve
ments he has made in Charter Oak.
They stand as a monument to his bus
mess ability.
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All 81 Natter of Doubt Anyway.

A young man from the south who
few years ago was so fortunate as to
be enabled TO enter the law offices Of
a we'll known New York firm was first
intrusted With Il very simple case. He
was asked by the late James C. Carter,
then Il member of the firm, to give an
opinion in writing. When this was
submitted it was observed by Mr.. Car
ter that. with the touching confidence
of Il neophyte. the young southerner
had begun with the expression. Il am
clearly of opinion"
When this caught his eye he smiled
and said:
MY dear young friend, never state
that you are clearly of opinion on a
law point. The most you can hope to
discover is the preponderance of the
doubt.
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the late Senator Hoar said that when
ever he needed tonic he asked Hey
burn to so with him out on the capitol
steps and there shout the word ida
ho!" The westerner's breezy tones
braced up Hoars debilitated system
like dose of iron.
A Liberal Eater.
Senator Hepburn has been very much
in earnest in his advocacy of the pure
food bill. Perhaps one reason is that
he himself is liberal eater, having
been known to demoliSh four large and
juicy steaks at a single sitting. besides
other things in proportion. A man who
devours as much as that should be
careful about acids and borax in his
food.
10 get one doubling Thomas among
the senators in line for the Hepburn
bill Its author took the skeptical one to
specially prepared lunch made up of
chemicals and authorizations, doctored
foods and liquors, such as the average
man unwittingly puts into his stomach.
After the repast Hepburn explained
just what was in the meal and further
stated that 1t was similar to the stuff
ordinarily served up to the American
people. He converted his man.
He also told a story OF buying two
old whisky barrels, which lie sawed In
two to make hoist buckets ut mine.
In one bucket he found the remains of
three large plugs of tobacco anl in the
other two. By the liberal use of water
and the nicotine from these plugs
many barrels of whisky had been
made to grow where but two grew be-
fore.
1t is just as we'll to remark here in
passing that when the members of
congress awakened to the fact that
their liquors were being tempered with
they became Interested, There comes
time when most any worm will turn.
Another member of the upper house
that has been In the pure food fight
even longer than Hepburn Is Porter ].
McCumber Of North Dakota. McCum-
ber introduced many bills. or rather,
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out of the Public

When l was a very little boy, writes
Sir William Gregory in his autobiog-
raphy, my grandfather. who was then
undersecretary for Ireland, took me to
the chief secretary's room in Dublin
castle and formally introduced me to
Lord Melbourne.
After l had been with him for some
little time he said, "Now, my boy, is
there anything here you would like?"
Yes" l answered, pointing to a
very large stick of sealing wax.
That's right" said Lord Melbourne,
pressing on me bundle of pens; .be-
gin life early. All these things belong
to the public. and your business must
always be to get out of the public as
much as you n."-Pearson's Weekly.
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Omens of Bricklayers.

Bricklayers believe it is unlucky to
lay the top brick at the north corner of
Il building. Some of them would lose
days pay rather than imperil their
future by doing such a piece Of work
A bricklayer often bricks up in the
hollow of Il wall horseshoe with Il
cent tied to it. This he does for good
luck. 10 lay the first and last brick Of
any building but church brings good
luck to the bricklayer. Churches are
the luckiest buildings to work OK he
alters are the unluckiest 1t is bad luck
to break a trowel.-New York Press.
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features. Hepburn is the heavyweight
of the senate, tipping the scales ut
about the same figure as Secretary
Taft. When elected to the upper house
Hepburn wrote to his predecessor,
Heitfeld, to secure him chair to at
his ample proportions, and Heitfeld
said he would have to have one special
ly made. as there was not such chair
IN Washington. He thereupon ordered
a chair las big as half an ice wagon"
Senator Hepburn was born in 1852
and Is Pennsylvania Quaker. He Is
a lawyer, having made fortune in
mining practice. His chief office he
maintained at Seattle, WASH, and a
smaller one at his home in Wallace
Ida. Hepburn was one of the few
prominent men in his state who did no.
go into the silver movement.
There is quite pretty romance con.
nected with the life Of the big western
senator. The sweetheart of his youth
was Miss Gheretein Yeatman. 1t is
said that quarrel between the two
led to Heyburn's going west At any
rate. he was true to his first love and
remained bachelor. Miss Yeatmar
married, but the union proved unhap
py, and she procured divorce. After
Hepburn was senator the early court
ship was renewed and resulted in mar
riage in 1903. Mrs. Hepburn is Qua.
ker also, and she and her portly hus
band use the formal thee" and thou
in addressing each other.
The largest of the senators has q
we'll modulated but powerful voice, and
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out TO the Drlny drops Is added an ar
ray Of preservative juices that causes
man to wonder what kind of poison
he is swallowing now.
Must Not Sail Under False Colors.
The pure food bill does not forbid the
sale Of adulterated foods, beverages
and medicines, but only provides that
they must bear labels stating exactly
the ingredients OF which they are COM
posed. Then If one wants to buy them
1t Is his own lookout. In other words,
they must not sail under false colors,
obtain money under false pretenses
and impose the spurious as the gen
uine
There has been an effort in eyery re-
cent congress to pass pure food bill,
but it was always sidetracked until the
present session. The combined infiu-
ences opposed to the measure were too
strong. 1T Is said that more money Is
invested In the manufacture of doctor
ed foods. Imitation and adulterated
liquors and of patent medicines CON
tanning injurious drugs, such as alco-
ASA' oP'oAi' stAAA SONulle, tllUll Is repre-
sented by the combined stock of all
the railroads. Not only so, but the
manufacturers, who have grown enor-
mously wealthy, are organized and
alert to protect their own interests.
Former Senator Mason of Illinois In a
speech before the pure food congress
said that man who would make and
sell spurious and injurious drinks and
foods to the public would not hesitate
to bride legislators.
On the other hand, the honest manu-
facturers and distillers and the reputa-
BILE physicians OF the country have
formed strong body in favor of the
proposed legislation. and now that pub
lie sentiment is becoming aroused they
are moving onward to success.
Heavyweight OF the Senate.
The pure food measure in the present
congress Is known as the Hepburn bill.
from Its author, Senator Weldon b.
Hepburn Of Idaho, who introduced It
as chairman Of the committee on manu-
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ALL people who eat should be inter.
ested In the pure food bill. Those
IN who do not-but it is just as
well to draw the line here, for
this article Is not intended for the
dead. Those who drink should also sit
up ald take notice, even though the
beverage is nothing stronger than chic
DRY coffee or pink tea. AS for the folks
who take medicine, their attention
should be attracted most of all, for the
chemical analyses of most Of the stuff
we dump into our alimentary canals
reveal results fearful and wonderful
to behold. They are enough to make
one take to the diet of the Colorado
man who said he could live on air and
water.
What with doctored foods. adulterat-
ed liquors and nostrums with allur,ng
names the stomach of the modern man
and woman is chemical laboratory.
According to the food experts, we eat
meats and vegetables preserved in
acids sufficiently strong to take the
brass off door knob, get full on lmi-
tation whisky and counterfeit wine
and when these have made us sick
take dope that contains more alcohol
than 1t does medicine. Before this dis
couraging array of formaldehyde. sail
cylic acid and borax what chance has
man anyway? Scarcely had we recov-
cred from our microbe scare than we
are put up against this. 1t Is but
cheerless prospect that science places
before us-germs, poisons, chemical
horrors, breakfast foods and the grave.
Life Is no longer vale of tears only,
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Rheumatism Makes Life Miserable

A happy home is the most valuable
possession that is within the reach of
mankind, but you cannot enjoy it's
comforts if you are suffering from
rheumatism. You throw aside bust
ness cares when you enter your home
and you can be relieved from those
rheumatic pains also by applying
Chamberlain Pain Balm. One APP
plication will give you relief and its
continued use for short time will
bring about permanent cure. For
sale by PHI. A. SCHLU MERGER.
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Corroborative.

This exclaimed the orator, sis a
decadent nation. AS before the fall of
Rome everything was rotten, so today
in our crstwhie fair land everything
Just here an egg struck him fairly.
His nostrils dilated.
Il desire" he continued, 'before re-
firing to add that this egg is corrobora-
tive evidence. Philadelphia Ledger.
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Caught Cold While Hunting a Bur.
glar.

Mr.. VIM. Thos. Lanorgan, provin-
cial Constable at Chapleau, Ontario,
says: 81 caught severe cold while
hunting a burglar in the forest swamp
last fall. Hearing of Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy, tried it, and after
using two small bottles, l was COM
pletely cured" This remedy is in
tended especially for coughs and colds.
1t will loosen and relieve severe
cold in less time than by any other
treatment and is favorite wherever
its superior excellence has become
known. For sale by PHI. A. SCHLUM-
BERGER.
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Mr.. A. j. Bond is spending the
week in Omaha taking a course of
lectures concerning new methods of
embalming. Mr.. Bond is bound to
keep abreast of the times.
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A Case For syn,pathv,

II have three children, who are the
very image of myself said Jones en-
Enthusiastically.
Il pity the Youngest returned
Brown quietly.
why" asked Jones.
Because he is the one who will have
to resemble YOU the longest" said
Rrown.-Tit- Bits.
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Desperate.

Aunt Ruth-'1'is sad to grow .old
Her Niece-How much would you give
to be as young as L? Aunt Ruth
would almost submit to being as fool
ish.
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Assistant Fool M.ker..

Assistant Fool Makers.
1t doesn't take much OF a girl 10
make a fool of any man. Nature did
70 much.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
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Unexpected.

"Can your wife make as good pies as
your mother did?"
Eyes, indeed. Mother uses my wife's
recipe. cleveland Free Press.
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LEADERS IN THE PURE rooD WAR.

but to the briny drops Is added an ar
ray of preservatlve juices that causes
man to wonder what kind of poison
he ia SwNllOXyinu NOW