The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-05-01

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on ah ayenas cufnsF. Wfeu . nsiahbOs,
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Futures IN weather aren't Jist my llas.
aski o veil kaown metHbes " the stock
Esuhanes The othes day. shut ! wouldn't
mind loadiag mOdsssly on July and AaatFs
opllgns I've had ny weather eye on Nsw
yorh freak winters and Tho following cum.
mers fOr several year. n have made
eayla(o ~deductlona When ~ Do moat II
or ahlVeFlna away along IN February end
starch I've notlceii that We aieale ngod and
plenty w guy .ot hu81sg ot VV."iHI
at In februafy ard March wea IN led,
~ 20 the middle u February of that pear
W. could cat along fairly comfortably In
llHeu busters, And the summer 0t igoz-
whO will fofgst u who had 10 spend ht.
days In toWnY Even the ms dssuaried
collars, A. fer the men, The drapery Of
tho Apollo Belvedere vas coptous ~ com.
saFtnDu. II sseuIed q " The hot wave
would never stop bsating upon tho CITY
That vas only QUE Of the freak winters add
slSsiIpg summers can recall, and III lay
baksoven this summer
DIPLOMACY In the life % Sny trade.' said
a barber In the Wall street diatrios. Tho
people I cater 10 ars the smar,est people
In tho world because they spend ell their
time doing each other and they don't like
10 be disturbed.
II a man oornCs IN here and begins 70
talk loud | don't oall him down or throw
him out, use diplomacy, do. I cay TO
him:
"Are you Q Politician
why he says.
because you're such . good talker,'
say, and ten to ono he oofnes baok,
which 10 Just what I want.
Same way with q fat man that comes ID
NHlNtlAIaks Il say w hiA
s'Have you ever been on the stegeF
s'Why?' he asks. -.
.'Because YOU whistle 80 we'll you might
be- ! say. and he gets 30 ma he loses
weight
A club has been recently started In Har-
lem which Is called the Subway Gu
The object Of this club Is 10 practise the
different movements necessary for travel
in the subway express the stride you
must get on you in crossing the platform
for the eyyress, which doesn't wait; the
swimming erect. the striking out motion
Of hands and arms for the purpose OF GREAT
ing a path for yourself; the step lively
motion which neoessitates alert elevation
OF the head and throat and the sharp look
OUT Of the eye; the quick, positive and de-
ctd<is workings Of the elbows upon, APP
preaching the door; the graceful holding
on TO the strap while the train IL In motion;
but above all the peculiar and very neces-
sary teetering motion with which one awaits
the stoppage OF the oarin order to prevent
utter and ignominious collapse into the in
furlated laps of the seated passengers.
The hair OF the manicurist had been q
pretty iron gray. Upon close obServa-
ton the customer found 1t to be u dark
burnt brown, which was not so pretty.
Il had to do it, explained the m nicuris'
sullenly. you see. we are hair dressers
too, and we sell d haip dye that we declare
10 be perfectly harmless to the hair. My
customers said to me, If your hair dye Ii
harmless. why don't you use II on your OWL
hairY' So there was nothing else for 1t.
And the worst OF 1t Is she muttered more
sullenly still, I'm not dead sure the old
stuff Is SO perfectly harmless