The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-02-15
THISTLES.


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p~s<svs bssssy. I've so cosbs sbs hsi
us~t sssrytAanx 10 the sscn 10 ptessrv'
kaf ewn.
Mr. Lxkeslos 40 ycs clsin 70 b.
good eecs. Can you pct rp sons Dess
dAshsss xsw Gsl--N-on On. dens red
persls.
IL maks Il an lpynAbis rule, m1 hr
ssssnInstSp Bartss, cot 10 tsik sb,u, my
self. isdesds Yea. when ~u ssh,
sssssuy sbo .bs greatest Hs,nist hi re
fss~6 10 snsssf.
Miss Pssssy--AEd then. mind ! oe, h
eesS1 fns II wosicn't marry The nrt MAJ
&hs eAns s;ofx. ~" snsppe--Th isss
Dsst shoss obviously unnecessary as,s
siess mails yoa vesryf
1Bsstos--i tall ZOO, old man. Mia Wat
xsna u . mighty ssnsibis sirl-ihe most
osssibie aifi. thiSk, ! ever knew. A.
pAesss - lhisk you'fe rixh', nv boy.
vssidni sdvis~ you 70 propose TO her
NY wife zen, shopping today md she
I'D exactly e37 10 When sbs started out.
How are you 80 sure che had just that
mscAs Because when she cane back ste
toN noe that Vas the sncutt she bad
sesst.
--Dansh,er--I thought raw the daSs
come 10. where 10 hei Fathsr--he hss
last hsd an Interview 9Th me, ard 81 pre-
90, be IL Ia lbs library trying to figure cut
whether be loves you or not.
No, ma doesn'l need mop, said iitils
yohnpy 10 The man ~ the door. How do
goa know asked the agent. Because, said
yshnuy. cha wipes the naor with me.
--Higgins- You look worried. old msr.
Wlssius--I am worried. Hiseins--Don't
owe an, body mosfy, do your WiERins-
No, bu, sswrsl people owe me money.
Tommy, ssksd The teacher, II you have
six sticks OF candy and divide With your
little brother. how many win each Of you
havef IN have i've 81 d he'll have one, an
swsred Tommy. Too much candy slways
makes him sick.
Well, there's one thing about Swelling
Son, he's always ready 70 confess bis
faults. Nonsense! Why, he's forever
Dragging about being self made. OF course.
That's lust Il.
--HinekIsy happened home for lanchson
oss dav and found that new cook had
arrived that morning. The meal was pet
feet and every thing most satisfactory. Al
plght when he eat dswn to diner another
delicious rspsst was served. Turning to
his wife dsiishtedly, he said see We
selll havs the same old cock
Mr.. NIcefellow--Do you play and sing,
NIss DE Bwsetf Miss De Sweet-No, Mr..
Hicsfeliow; l have been kept 30 busy help
Ing mother that have never had time for
musk. Mr.. Nicefellow-Miss De Sweet J
Mabel, / love you. Be mine
Mr.. Hsngop--Thers 10 certain cir the
bard plays that ALWAYS sets my feet to
marching. Misc Ya~n-I wonder Il there
Il any hope that band win coms this way
tonight.
The mssterful lady with her meek
spouse stood At the hallowed grave Of her
Gsst hushand. Hare, she said impressivsly,
lles hero, You would not have been ny
husband today, Henry, had not John been
killed At Gettysburg. Oh, cried Henry,
clutchipe bis hands convulsively, what .
curse war isl
He's too mean for heaven. Yes. II
they gave him wings bed be miserable be-
cause he couldn't tell the feathers TO mil
Anery s.ore.
She (prepsring for ride)-Do ysu
think ought 10 wear . veilf Ht-Sure.
Otherwise the wind might blow Jour com
plexsou Of.
Has abe grounds for divorced oh,
yes. She 10 too lively ard attractive TO be
restricted to one husband.
---stubb--I notice thst you refer TO oil
81. plants ~ feminine. Why tos Pept--
They are 90 afraid Of mice.
You ssy both bis legs were shot OF 7
Yss. How did he ever get home seven
niles sways Why be said the shrieks OF
wounded made bis nsh creep. 90 that he
got home In . very short time.
Oars ioiks 10 dis worl' what wouldn't
start on Dc journey ter heaven 1t all II dey
didsr think dsyd have appetite fer d.
rivers Of milk co honey en- dat day II be able
,er at corner lots on de golden streets. II
dsy csst carry dey money Nd 'um, dsy
ETH hopes ter coin It wen deg gifts dar.
--0ysi--Thsss gees . chap who 10 a.
wAys looking down In the mouth. Mytr-
Rather pessinIss.ic, chr Gyef-0h, nof
It's merely matter Of business With him
MyeF--Hows tha,s 0yer--Hsl . den.
fist.
They've found eat nowadays. observ-
ID Uncle Jerry Pebbles, that . man car
digest his food without stomach and sall
without . tongue, but kro~ men ,hs, man
aes to live ard get along Without any
brains.
Here, waiter, there's . ccckrosch 10
ihh sevpi arsrily exclaimed The customer
In The rssisursbt, That's The one great
trouble With this restaurant, ssid The wait.
sr. Ths csok makes sueh COED coup thu,
svssy thing sos sft<f II.
- havs discovered wonderful remedy
~ The chemist. what viii u cursf NIX
n his friaad. hsvea't decided Jet, ~
plts1 ~ ehenist I'm going % taks Gay
~ ssxt wesk and hsns sps suitabk dr.
sAse for II.