The Washington herald., 1906-11-07

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an election like unto the one just pulled
of in New York
No goods can be landed in Turkey that
bear the marks Of a crescent in any FORM
The wise old Sultan does not intend that
any one shall get on 10 his curves
Massachusetts autom0bnists are arrang-
ing a 'gymhanka contest" This looks
OminOus for the spectators.
When Horace remarked. There is a
sure reward for faithful silence" he was
probably campaigning for the silent
vote"
Some European states sell titles. and il
does seem that the chance 10 buy a title
without the manikin that generally goes
with it ought 20 appeal TO our girls
with the price
The court physician 10 the Queen Of
Spain has just been announced. and. ac-
cOrding to a cable. me receives salary
Of $1,000. an allowance for rent, s. for
each visit and he is an American" The
correspondent probably considered 1t use
less TO add that he halls from Ohio
OF course you knew what was going to
happen in New York. Far be it from US
10 dispute IL,
One of the burglars who entered the
Buffalo Offices Of the Standard oil Com
pany the other night left his coat behind
He played in big luck If that is all he left
At least there is some consolation In
the thought that the dukes Ike Marl-
borough and the counts like Casteilane
are going to have trouble reading their
titles clear to mansions in the skies.
According 20 a Chicago Chronicle head
line. Senator La Follettes light dims
Probably turned down by Senator Spooner
While Bandit Raisouli was out queiling
a few stray riots the other day some Al
gerian robber stole his cow. We are not
accusing any one. but suspicion points
strongly to that fellow Muley,
The New York Mail dpsignates Count
Boni 'the pygTny Of Paris" good. long
sentence to the pen is what the pygmy
deserves.
An Atlanta woman declared that she
would not eat any more until her hus-
band quit drinking. As the mean man i'm
mediately moved 10 Savannah. the case
seems hopeless.
When a member Of Parliament sees a
woman su8ragist coming his way these
days. he turns Up his coat collar. pulls
his hat down over his eyes. and gets
pretty busy studying designs on the pave
ment.
We regret to note that the Kaiser has
been chilling It must be pretty hard to
chill and Kais successfully, all at the
same time.
The New Orleans Times-Democrat re
fers to Mr. Cortelyous knowledge Of
finance as slight" The Times Democrat
evidently only refers to so much of that
knowledge as the Secretary has allowed
TO slip out.
a South Carolina editor wonders why II
is that poets sing Of a womans liquid
eyes, Grecian nose, and shell-like ears. but
never mention her chin" Probably be-
cause they know the women themselves
can be depended upon to furnish the chin
music.
Mr.. George Ade wants to give AIr
Hearst a loving cup. We had suspected
it was a lemon Ade had in store for
Hearst.
Strange, but these American heiresses
always seem to pick out some member
Of the foreign no-ability
And now some one comes forward and
files a two-milliOn-dOllar suit against the
banana trust. As with the other trusts.
however, the prosecutor will find there
is many slip twixt the filing and the
judgment.
The editor OF the Rural Retreat Va.l
Times says he wants to die when he
can no longer enjoy sitting in the flicker
ing freight sqeezing a pretty girls
hand" Looks like that is the proper
time 10 flicker out-especiaIly if she's
Virginia grl.