The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1906-07-21
INTEREST TO
Women , and , Offers

Have you ever heard that pretty
and simple composition on loves mill
tary rules?" asked an author of an
other the other day. You haven't?
Well, here it Isl Pages (sweeD sixteen
to forty (perhaps) of Lifes Book, Cap
tain Cupid, commanding man, private,
and woman, daughter of the regiment.
Fall in! love with some amiable and
virtuous young woman on the first OPP
portunity you have.
Attention! pay to her, assiduously
and respectfully.
Right face! popping the question
like man, and she will accept you.
Quick march! to the parents and
ask their consent.
Right turn + with her to church, and
go through the service of holy matri-
mony.
Halt and reflect seriously for a few
months, which you must devote to
your WIFE
Right about facet from the haunts
you frequented when single, and pre-
fer your own home.
Advance arms to your wife when
together, and don't let her walk three
steps ahead of or behind you.
Break Off billiard playing, betting
and staying out late at night if you
wish to have a happy home"
\ \ \ \
One thing that Nature won't stand is
irregularity. We cannot safely bottle
up sleep tonight for tomorrow nights
use, nor force our stomachs at one
meal because we expect to eat SPAR
ingly at the next, nor become exhaust
ed in working night ana day, expect
ing to make it up later.
Nature does nothing before her APP
pointed time, and any attempts to hur-
ry her invariably means ultimate dis
| aster. She takes note of all our trans
actions, physical, mental and moral
and places every item to our credit.
There is no such thing as cheating
Nature. She may not present her bill
on the day we violate her law. but if
we oVerdraw our account at her bank
and give her mortgage on our minds
and bodies, she will surely foreclose.
She may lead us all we want today:
but tomorrow, like Shylock. she will
demand the last ounce of flesh. Nature
does not excuse man for weakness. in
competence, or ignorance. She de-
mands that he be at the top of his con-
dition
Natures machinery, as it exists in
the human body, is most complicated
and delicately adjusted No machinery
constructed by man can compare with
it in the perfection ana proportion of
all its working parts, Every machin-
lists knows that his wheels and cams
and gearing must run absolutely true
and with uniformity or they will soon
break down. 1t is the same with the
machine that keeps the human body
| going.
Harry Bulger recently visited a
states prison and made report as fol-
lows:
Under the guidance of the superin-
tendent we went from tier to tier. saw
prisoners who had been sentenced for
life and others that were only serving
a thirty day term. The ladies were de-
lighted with the experience, and were
remarking the different types that
they saw. At last our guide took lis
to room in which three women were
sewing.
Dear me-" whispered one of the
girls to the superintendent, what vi
cious looking creatures! What are
thew here for?
Because they have no other home
This is our sitting room. and they are
NV wife and two daughters" blandly
returned the warden.
4 \ \ \
Winston Churchil's new novel does
not depart in it's title from his rule OF
the initial c. Beginning with the Cele.
brity and coursng through Richard
Carvel, The Crisis and The Crossing
his successes have all been true to the
fetch. By gradual approaches Mr.
Churchill is getting into modern times
This story covers a considerable
stretch of years, from its prologue-llIC
six opening chapters, which relate t.
the days shortly following the entrance
of Jackson into the White House. t.
the main body of the work, which
reaches it's climax during the admins
tration of Grant. Thanks to Mrs Shinn
in conjunction with Mr.. Churchill W,
get first glimpse of the characters fl
the quaint styles of the thirties, 'beav
er hats, stocks, strapped trousers ant
| poke bonnets. Later comes a visiol
: of the passing crinolines and then tn
Grecian bends. SO, in a way, Mr.
Churchill has written another "histori
cal' novel. But it is not quite fai
thus to rate It, for it deals with a so
Geological aspect of the political de