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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

II our forehead is rigid with wrin-
kles before forty, what will 1t be at
seventy? There is one consoling
thought about these marks Of time and
trouble-the death angel almost al
ways erases them. Even the extreme
" aged in death often wear a smooth
and peaceful brow, thus leaving our
last memory of them calm and tran
gull. But our business is with life.
Scowling is a silent kind Of scolding
1t shows that our souls need sweeten-
Ing. For PHYS sake let us take sad
Iron or glad iron or a smoothing tool
Of some sort and straighten the creases
out Of our faces before they become In
dslblJ engraved upon out faces.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
IN 1908. Secretary Root describe,

In 1905, Secretary Root described
the Penrose-Durham gang of Penn
sylvania as a corrupt and criminal
combination masquerading as Repub-
licans." j." But since Senator Penrose,
as chairman of the Senate Post Office
Committee, has recommended the con
firmation of the Presidents friend
Barnes as postmaster at Washington
City, the President has, with the ap-
proval of Secretary Root, agreed to
visit Pennsylvania and make speeches
in favor of restoring that Corrupt
and criminal combination" to power
in the keystone State. Kissing goes
by favor.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
Making Money From Bees.

The business of bee-keeping, accord
ing to a writer in the New IDEA Wo-
MANS MAGAZINE for July, is 'light,
fascinating and pleasant. In fact,
as the bees do the work, it seems that
this occupation is the nearest that
there is to having number of good
investments with certain dividends.
"The initial outlay" says this writer
"may be very small; fifteen dollars
will secure modern hive, a colony of
good Italian bees, with queen, and
all of the necessary accessories. AS
soon as a little experience has been
gained, the aplary may be built up by
adding nuclei Ga few hundred work.
ing bees) together with new queens at
intervals at the cost Of a few dollars.
The natural increase will then result
in an aplary of fifty or one hundred
colonies in few years.
Many good suggestions are given to
those desiring to add to their income
by this charming industry. 1t ap-
pears that the time to begin the busi-
ness of bee-keeping is during the sum-
mer months, and "there will be little
to do except to watch the bees at
their work and become as familiar as
possible with their habits" One
duty of the keeper, however, is to
protect the bees as far as possible from
their insect enemies, "brush away
the SPIDERS web, craftily woven near
the hive entrance, as well as to drive
off the bold ant who is constantly rob-
bing the bee of honey" Particularly
tor women. who desire to earn a mod
est income for themselves in the coun-
try, is bee-keeping recommended as
an ''ideal out door occupations.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

Several weeks ago the Intelligen-
Ger made public inquiry as to what
had become of Alice and Nick. They
evidently learned of our anxiety about
them for they turned up in New York
on Friday and Nick gave the follow
ing bit of advice to bachelors: "Get
married; its the only real life. l get
happier all the time" That sounds
good now, but wait until he has to
walk the floor few nights with some
thing in his arms that even soothing
syrup won't quiet then some of us
other fellows will begin to take notice
of his remarks.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
Stationery for Earme ers.

Farmers and Others, particularly those
iiVihg on the Rural Delivery routes,
should have printed stationery as well as
business men. 1t is not only more busi-
ness like to send letter with name and
address printed on the notehead and en-
veiope, but it insures the return of the
letter in case it is not delivered. We
are especially well equipped to do this
class OF printing and can do it promptly
ana neatly We will supply 25O note
heads and $50 envelopes, extra quality,
tor Sl.5o, or 75c for either one lot. This
is cheaper than you can buy the paper
and envelopes regularly at retail stores.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
Democratic State Convention.

Democratic State Committee Rooms.
Harrisburg, Pa, May 81, 1906.
70 me Democrats Of Pennsylvania:
In pursuance of the requirements of the
rules governing the Democratic organization
OF the state, and the action OF the Democratic
State Central Committee at its annual meet
ing held IN Harrisburg, on the 18th of March,
notice is hereby given that the Democratic
State Convention will meet in the Opera
House at
Harrisburg, Wednesday, June 27, '06,
at Il O'Clock noon. The business to be trans
acted will be the nomination OF
one candidate for Governor.
one candjdIte for Lieutenant Governor.
one candidate for Auditor General.
one candidate for Secretary of Internal At
fairs and toact upon such other matters, per
tanning to the interest and success ofthe party
i'm Pennsylvania, us may be brought before
IL.
T. GRAY MEEK, CHARLES =. DoNNELLY,
Secretary. Chairman
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

lar above the man." The Demo
cratic leaders evidently believe that
no Democrat can win who does not
get the radical vote, and that Bryan
is the safest man for that kind of radi
cal platform.
Bryan is a clean, honest, able man,
but what a change has come over the
political parties and the country when
the excellent Bryan, considered in
relation to the radical wing of the
Democratic party and in relation tc
the Republicans, is hailed as con
servative !
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

According to the York "Dis-
patch" the Democrats of the York
Adams district are looking for a man
with barrel whom they can nomin-
ate for Congress. But what can a
candidate do with barrel now that
we have the corrupt practices act ?
No matter how much money he has
he is limited to certain expenditures,
and the law does not provide that he
shall buy votes or enrich a lot of
camp followers. The candidate with
out a barrel will be in less danger of
humping against trouble.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

THE Rochester, Pa, priest who
has started crusade against the
''peek a-boo" shirt waists worn by
the women of his congregation will
probably not add much to his popu-
larity but he will be contributing
greatly to the cause of feminine mod
esty, which is the dearest virtue a
woman can have, As Sam Jones
once said: eff the good Lord had
intended women to 60 half naked he
would have provided them with q
coat of feathers"
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
---ALDERMAN Fry, of Allentown

ALDERMAN Fry, of Allentown,
fined Andrew Ebehauser S4 and costs
for running music box on Sunday.
The complainant was neighbor, who
said he worked hard all week and did
not want his Sunday rest destroyed by
the music. Suppose this same COM
plainant lived next door to church
and heard the singing and music made
by them on each Sunday, and COM
planned the noise DISTURBED his rest,
would the Alderman have rendered
the same kind of decision We
trow not, but is there difference in
the eye of the law? Suppose the de-
fendant had alleged that he worked
every day, and that the only time lie
could utilize his music box was on
Sunday, would not that excuse have
been a valid one? Under this deci-
sion is not every organ and piano that
is played on Sunday violation of
the law, and is not that law a very
narrow minded affair
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
The nleven Thousand virgins.

The 1000 virgins mentioned In Cath
Ollie martyrology were the virgin train
of st. Ursula. While on their way to
France they were driven by adverse
winds to Cologne, where they are said
to have been murdered by Huns. Even
to this day visitors to Cologne are
shown pile Of human skulls and
bones heaped up In a wall and faced
with glass. These, the verger asserts,
are the relics of the unfortunate fe-
males. st. Ursula was a British
tffncOAA 4--A
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

The enormous Republican maj
critics in Pennsylvania in the past are
not so wonderful since the light has
been thr wn on the corrupt bargain
between the railroads, trusts and COM
bines and the Republican politicians,
and similar conditions prevail in New
Jersey and other states, but light is
breaking on the cesspools of corrup.
ton.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
Fortu nate Father and Son.

l am as certain as l now live, says
Mr.. G. E. Bartholomew, Kalkaska,
Mich, that DR.. David Kennedy's
Favorite Remedy, of Rondout, N.
Y, saved my life when l was VIC
tim of that terrible disorder-Bright' S
disease. My son had a fever sore on
his leg; he too used Favorite Remedy
and is now we'll. All druggists 81. 90;
6 bottles $5 90.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

The citizen who gratifies his ap-
petite moderately during the heated
term, cutting out all alcoholic bever-
ages, taking things easily. working
steadily, keeping his passions in sub
lection, always hunting the shady side
of the street, is likely to pass the heat
cd term with comparative tranquility.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
Calendars for 1907.

The Intelligencer Office has received
full and complete line of samples Of
fine art calendars, and we are ready
to take your orders for 1907. Be
sure to call and learn our prices be
fore placing your order. Designs o
every description to select from
Remember, we lead and others fol
low.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

You need not turn vegetarian be-
cause you are afraid to eat the pro.
ducts of the Beef Trust, for there is
plenty of good wholesome home killed
meat to be bought of the local butch
ers, which is not embalmed.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

We don't believe a word of the
story that John d. Rockefeller in his
eXuberance and goodfellowship on
the ocean liner danced jig. Johns
strong point is in making the other
fellow dance.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

They have disbarred Tamaqua
attorney for six months on a charge
of attempting to blackmail saloon
keepers. In the meantime he will
busy himself trying to get the Demo-
cratic nomination for Congress.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

"A New cure for snake-bits is the
use of Il suction pump but it will
never supersede the good old fashion
ed antidote-a bottle being so much
handler to carry than a pump; and,
besides, it can be used even in the
event a bite doesn't materialize.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

-YEs, it is too true This same
man Edwin S. Stuart whom the Re-
publicans have named as their stand
ard bearer was the mayor of Philadel-
phia during one of the most corrupt
regimes that that city ever had, and
what the COOL people will do in Nov
ember in remembrance to this will be
plenty.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

The recent discovery that the
Egyptians used incubators for hatch
ing eggs hundreds of years ago and
the finding of perfectly formed axe
imbedded in coal vein near Wilkes
barre reminds us that we are not such
smarties after all.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

For telling the truth about EN-,
balmed Beef fed to our soldier boys,
Gen. Miles was bounded and repri.
mauded by Republican Administra.
ton; now we know that the whole
country has been supplied by. the
Beef Trust with similar foul and dis.
easel provisions and the present Ad-
ministration has known it for long
time without publishing the facts.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
-"WUY shouldn't nv relati,

-"WHY shouldn't my relatives
hold coal stock ?'' asks Mr.. Cassatt.
There's no question about the holding
but only about the grating. Cassatt
doesn't know the difference when his
relatives and the Pennsylvania rail
road are concerned.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

WANTED:-District Managers to
post signs, advertise and distribute
samples. Salary $3.50 weekly, So 90
per day for expenses. State age and
present employment. IDEAL SHEAR
CO., 80 Randolph ST., Chicago.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

Poor old Santa Claus wasn't in
it with some of the coal companies.
For their favorites and friends they
had a Christmas regularly every
month.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

The embalmed beef scandal is a
great relief to the railroads as it di =
verts public attention from their graft
ing, overcharging, and rebating.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

Or course it would ruin the party
to investigate how much the railroads
contributed to the Republican cam
paign funds.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

-WITH all this Republican talk of
busting can you point to one
trust that has lowered the price Of its
products?
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
FAECUTRIX'S NOTICE.
A DMINIsTRAToR's NOTICE.

Estate OF John Watson, late Of Andony To,en-
ship, Montom County and State of Pennsvt-
rdnid, Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given, that letters of admin-
lstration on the above estate have been grant
ed 10 the undersigned. All persons Indebted
ana tnose having claims or demands against
the said estate will make known the same
without delay to o ''''''
ALLEN WATSON
OF 70 49, , Administrator
""' hAob W ESI, Ottawa, Penna.
Danville, Pa. April 10Th l9O6
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

WHILE the candidates could not
all be nominated, some feel pretty
soIe for some reason or other.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
A DMINIsTRAToR's NoTICE

Estate of Efie'..J. Arnwine, late of West
llemlock township, deceased.
Letters of administration upon the estate
OF Ellie j. Arnwine late of West HemIock
township, Montour County, State of PENN
SylVania, having been granted by the Reg
ister of Montour County TO the undersipnei
all persons indebted to said estate are re,
quested to make payment and those having
claims to pres mt the same without delay to
GEO. D. ARNwISE, Buckhorn, Pa.
CHAS. =. ARNwINF,
Route g. DanVille. Pa
or to Administrations
CHARLES V. AMERMAN, Danyille, Pa.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

Published every Friday at Danvlle the
county seat of Montour county, Pa, at sl.O0 a
year in advance or Sl.2j if not paid in ad-
vance; and no paper viii be discontinued
until all arrearage is paid, except at the
option of the publisher.
Rates of advertising made known on ap-
plication. Address all communications to
THE EINTELLIGENCER
DANVILLE, PA.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

eve don't always sometimes
know" especially what will turn up
in Il primary contest.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

-WITH the ballots all burned and,
we guess, the talley sheet, too, the
only thing tn do what they could.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

THE question, unsolvable, is,
how many Republicans voted at the
Democratic primaries.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
EXECUTORS NOTICE.

Estate Of Hm. n .Seidel, Late Of Ddnrjtle,
MontoT County, Pennsylvania
Deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that letters testa-
mentary on the above estate having been
granted TO the undersigned, all persons in
debted to said estate are requested 10 make
payment, and those having claims or de-
mands against the said estate to present the
same, without delay to
or to ID. +. GoUGER,
WIN. kASE WEST, Executor,
Council, II. f. ID. No. |,
Danville, Pa, May "a, 'O6. Milton, Pa.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
pENNSYtVAN|A.
j RAILROAD
Schedule In Effect May 27, 1906

Trains leave South DanviIIe as follows.
For Catawissa, East Bloomsbury Nesconaot
Nanticoke, Wilkes-Barre, Pittston. Scr,n,
ton and intermediate stations I'll n M
~ ana go p. m. week days, and 10. II n. N,
daily. O'' d. H.
For Sunbury and intermediate stations ooo
a. m. ana 15l p m. weekdays, and 43I N m
daiv For Sunbury only, 1910 p. m. week
days. - i' WYNN
For fottsvile, Reading and Pbilaaelnbia
III and lO.l7 a. m. and 2.2l p m week DAYS
FOR Hfzleton, III and l0l7 a. m, 22I and 5.5o
p. m. weekdays. A ''o
f9r Lewisburg, Williamsport, and Lock
raven, 700 a. M, l2. 10 and 4.3i D. M, week
uaSsi i.1l p. m. sunday for WilIiamsport
aanuihtermediaet stations, 75l p. M, week
For Bellefonte, Tyrone, Philipsburg Clear-
neia, ana Pittsburgh, 800 a. M, and u. Ia n.
For Harrisburg and intermediate te stotionS q M
q; oni.' ITO ~, and Isl p. m, week-days.
FOR Phi,adelphia (via Harrisburg Baltimore
ana washington, 800 a. m, l2.lO. All and
:, I.ol p. m, weekdays: 4.3l SUNDAYS d, m,
for Plttsburg (via Harrisburg 800 n. m.
3;Sl, ana l5l p. m, weekdays; J3I n. m
sundays; wa LewistOwn Junctlonl 300 n
m, ana l2.l0 p. M, weekdays; IYio Ioc9
haven aOOa m, and l.. 10 p. M week-days
For further information apply to ticket
W. w: ATTERBURY, j. R. WOOD,
'e1srai m, IMahaeer PasS'r Traffic Mgr
GEO. w. BOYD, General Pass'r Agt.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

The colleges and universities are
again hard at work turning out big
crop OF doctors of divinity.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15
Opposites

Life is fed by death in earth and and sky
that may breathe its breath something must die
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-06-15

E YES 4 SPECI LTY.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-01-05
A TicKLEsH SUIT.

AN UNUSUAL SUIT HAS BEEN
decided in New York In which su.
premo court Justice held thai a man
has good legal cause fof diYoree from
bis wife il she tiekles The soles Of his
feet with feather. This playful meth
oh OF affection caused row between
tho couple and il is stated that there
after they led "a dogs life" In the
lestimoay it was stated that the hus-
band threatened to blow out his wife's
brains, that she beat him on the nose
until 1t BLEED freely. thar she forbade
him 10 smoke in the house. attacked
him with violence. and referred To his
relatives as a pack Of dogs"
The unusual part Of The decision 6
that the strenuous offcnses that char
acterized the woman az u regular ty-
rant were mol dwclt upon by the court
but that the stress was laid on the
feather incident. II semms that the
court took a long step in the direction
Of an Innovation. Why shouldn't a
wife have the privilege of tickling the
solos Of her husbands feet with a
feather If IL amuses her? 1t is per
fecily harmless amusement 10 her. and
| IL doesn't hurt him. There are no
rules IN the legal or moral code against
this so far as NC know The truth Is
such performance ought 10 afford \
laugh on The part Of the husband him
sell.
] II the husband had only made appli-
eaton Of an observation Of George
Eliors II would have saved him \
great deal Of trouble she said that
the small boy soon ceases TO find any
amusement in tickling a toad after
the toad is no longer sensitive.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-01-05
Would Find Him AGAIN.

Pardon me. madam" says the at
tendant in tho depot. you seem 10 be
in distress"
The woman addressed turns her
melancholy eyes upon the attendant
aud replies;
81 am
rs there any way in which might
be of assistance?"
81 don't know. I've lost my hus.
band. and a.
"Permit me 10 offer my condolences.
INTO each life some sorrow"
Save Your coincidence for him when
get hold of him. We were sitting
here waiting for the train TO go home,
ard q comic opera troupe went
through TIC station and one of them
was big. fat blonde. and my hus.
band got up and said he was going
20 gel drink Of water and that was
an honr and O half ago, and
Save your sympathy, young man. save
It for Jahsz Smith of Mooresville.
Pennsylvania. who viii be In sore
need Of comforting words within ten
minutes after he begins TO make ex'
cuses To me-"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-01-05
Cupid Comes.

Cupid Comes Is an alphabetical
game, played by any number Of per
sons. each Of whom tells how Cupid
comes, in answer to question. The
answers must begin With the letters
81 The alphabet IN order and must all
ending In ing. Thus, The FIRST player
says TO his neighbor: Cupid Comes"
The neighbor asks ;"ifow does he
Gomez and The irst player replies.
for instance, Angling" Tie second
player then says TO the third Cupid
Comes" and in answer to the same
question replies Boiling" So the
game goes on. until the alphabet is e2-
harsted Sometimes Il Is then repeat.
ed. the answers ending in '1y" Cnpid
then IL said 70 come amiabls. bracell.
cautiously etc Sometimes the letter
A Is used by all the players in the
FIRST round p III the second round,
and 50 ON. The game thus lasts long.
e.. In this case any enc who gives an
answer ALREADY eivea must pay q for
felt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-01-05
THINGS oDELL CAN TeLL.

PROBABLY THE AVERAGE AM
erican citizen would like to see Boss
0dell Of New York oyerthrown on gen
eral principles. But his loud threats
to tell things If the president and Gov
ernor Higgins do not let him alone is
an additional reason for desiring his
overthrow.
Governor 0dell knows so many
things that the public would like to
know that his complete calculation of
New York political history. in mono
logse or under cross-examination,
would be quite the most interesting
thing We can imagine. Since the quar-
| rel between Hyde and Alexander gave
i tho public 80 much precious informa
/ tion about the life insurance com
panies. ii is always ready to prick up
li3s ears when an angry man threat
ems 20 tell things
Governor OdeH dwells most porten.
fously on the revelations he Is able TO
make in connection with the national
campaign fund raised by Mr. Cortel-
you We doubt II he has anything
/ 70 tell about that of great interest to
the public that Is not already knoWn.
MI. Cortelyou raised the 1904 cam
paign fund in the usual manner,
though without mourning the usual OBJ
legations. He took money brought to
him by seasoned Republican cam.
paigners, bur put large part OF It
into their state campaigns.
Probably Rooseyelt's majority would
have been just as large without this
moaey but various stale machines
would have suffered The public Is NOT
inclined TO hold Mr. Roosevelt respoH-
sible Tor any compromising arrange
ments made by the state bosses or
theif financial agents.
II would be far more interesting TO
hear Governor Odcll tell about other
things. Why did he transfer his sup.
port from Black to Depew md wing
dill the Mercantile Trust company take
his worthlc s shipbuilding stock of
his hands? What compensation did
Senator Plat or the New York state
machine make to the life insurance
companies for their contributions t.
The state campaign fgad? ON these
que. tions Governor Odell can speak
as an expert
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-01-05

burg have the impudence TO hold .
meeting and pass % resolution pledg
ing themselves TO ignore the railroads
except when they have. accidents and
% report these fully. How have they
been reporting accidents before. pray?
The railroads have probably counted
the cost Of their defiance and know
where they are coming out. They Will
have public sympathy so far as they
are the victims of greedy and malic-
ious revenge,
But the public will not reject any
good thing coming its way through the
resentment or politicians who have 20
pay fare. For example. bill II pre-
pairing TO authorize trolley lines 70
carry freight. If the express compan
les would only refuse franks TO con
gressmen. we might get parcels pest
law