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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
HE HAD ENERGY TO SPARE
Animal Of the Propulsivs Posterior
Persuadss Foolish Man to
Philosophixs.

A man in the southwest had 20 much
nervous energy to spare that when hin
mules will aud his crossed he tried to per-
suade the intelligent animal by firm,
wellplaced kick located on the mules alb
domen, relates the Minneapolis Journal.
You should never play another's game with
him and expect to show up well at the
fms. The mule is now only Ph. ID. in
the graceful art of kicking, but he has
the science Of it by heredity and by en-
joyment Of the game.
When he felt the kick he saw with the
white Of one of the eyes the man recov-
erins from the recoil OF the kick, he mere
~ moved his left rear corner slightly and
stubbed his hoof on the owner 30 severe
ly that the man is now in the hospital
and has had IA stitches taken on his
bump of perspicacity.
The foolish man sits in at the mule
own game, but the wise man persuades his
friend to try it and watches results from
q position 30 yards TO the left.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
FOUND OUT.
Trained Nurse Discovered Its

Effect.
No one is in better position to know
the value OF food and drink than a
trained nurse.
Speaking OF coffee nurse OF Wilkes
Barre. Pa. writes: Il used to drink
strong coffee myself and suffered great
ly from headaches and indigestion.
While on visit to my brothers I had
Z good chance to try Postum Food
Coffee. for they drank 1t altogether In
place Of ordinary coffee. In two weeks,
after using Postum, found was
much benefited and finally my head
aches disappeared and also the indi-
gestion.
; Naturally have since used Postum
among my patients. anS have noticed a
marked benefit whore coffee has been
left on and Postum used. -
4, II observe q curious fact about Post
um used among mothers. It greatly
helps the now Of milk In cases where
coffee u inclined to dry It ND. and
where tea causes neryouGneos.
Il ind trouble In getting servants to
make Postum properly. They most a.
wayp serve'it before it has been boiled
long enough. It should ~ boiIod is or
30 minutes and served With cream.
when It Il certainly dslicious bsvsf-
age"
"Thsrvs I reason for Postum.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
The Favorite Route East.

Passengers from Chicago to TT. Wayne,
Cleveland, Erie, Buffalo, New York City,
Boston and all points east, will find it 10
their interest by selecting for their Jour
ney the NICKEL PLATE ROAD from
Chicago. Three through trains are run daily
with Modern Day Coaches and Luxurious
Pullman Sleeping Cars TO New York CITY.
also through Sleeping Car Service to Bos.
ton and intermediate points. Rates always
the lowest and no excess fares are charged
on any train for any part of the trip. The
NICKEL PLATE ROAD Dining Service is
right up-to-date. Individual Club Meals
are served at prices ranging from 80 cents
to $l.OO; also meals la carte All trains
leave Chicago from the La Sale st. Sta
ton. For full information address j. Y =.
Callahan, General Agent, ll3 ADAMS St.,
Chicago, Ill.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

There Is Catarrh In this section Of the country
than all other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed TO be ncurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced IL local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing
TO cure with local treatment pronounced incurabe.
Science has proven Catarrh To be dis.
and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by +. j Cheney
Co.. Toledo, Ohio, Is the only constitutional cure
the market 1t s taken internally In doses from ~
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They ofer enc
hundred dollars for any case II falls to cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address, +. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
snails Too Swift.

A young man from Philadelphia was din
ing with friend in downtown restau
rant. Among the things the New York
adelphian tackled this part of the din
ner he was greatly pleased.
II never had anything thnt tasted 20
good in my life" said he.
"Why," said the New Yorker. don't
you have snails in Philadelphia"
Yes" said the Philadelphia; yes, We
have snails enough, l guess, but the trou-
bic is, there's nobody over there that can
catch IN Y. Sun.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
Getting Informed.

The student of sociology handed the
how such people viewed life. care you
happyY he asked. The tramp shifted
into sunny spot. II should smile," he
answered, blowing a cloud; "too late to
shovel snow, too early to trim lawns, no
body putting in coal, and once in awhile
sucker studying social conditions
Philadelphia Ledger
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

How often do we hear women say: "It
seems as though my back would break, :"
or Don't speak to me, am all out Of
Sorts? These signiflcantr remarks prove
that the system requires attention.
Backache and "the blues" are direct
symptoms of an inward trouble which
will sooner or later declare itself. 1t
may be caused by diseased kidneys or
some arrangement OF the organs.
Nature requires assistance and at once,
and Lydia Il ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Com
pound instantly asserts its curative
powers in all those peculiar ailments Of
women. 1t has been the standby of
intelligent American women for twenty
years, and the best judges agree that
IL is the most universally success
full remedy for woman's ills known to
medicine.
Read the convincing testimonials Of
Mrs. Holmes and Mrs. Cotrely.
Mrs. j. G. Holmes, of Larimore, North
Dakota, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
az have suffered everything with backachc
and female trouble-I let the trouble run OH
until my system was in such a condition that
was unable to be about, and then it was
commenced to use Lydia Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. II l had only known how
much suffering would have saved should
have taken II months soOner-for . few
weeks treatment made me well and strong.
Ny backaches and headaches are all gone and
] suffer no pain at my monthly periods
whereas before I took Lydia X. Pinkham'i
Vegetable Compound suffered intense pain.
Mrs. Emma Cotrely. 100 East 18th
Street, New York City, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
az feel It my duty to tell all suffering womer
Of the relief have found In Lydia +. Pink
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
What He Learned.

IT learned the game of love once"
sighed the young man in the blue waist
coat 80" asked his chum. YES;
through school of correspondence.
took ten lessons" And did you realize
anything Only that was a lobster.
She kept the letters and sued me for
breach of promise. Detroit Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

sum of the repair bills paid by some of
your friends, and you can probably shake
off that obsession that you have Just got
to have an automobile this year.-lndian.
apolis Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
Emmo Cotrely

hams Vegetable Compound. When con-
menced taking the Compound ! .sufncRs1
everything with backaches, headaches. a.
female troubles. am completely cured az.a
enjoy tho best Of health, and owe II IN
to YOU"
When women are troubled with irrcg-
ular, suppressed or painful periods.
weakness, displacements or ulceratsun-
that bearing-down feeling, inflnmms~
ton of the female organs, backaches-
bloating Tor fiatulence), general d.
bility, indigestion and nervous prostrz-
ton. or are bcset with such symptonn.
as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, cxcit-
ability, irritability. nervousness, slccP-
lessness, melancholy, "all gone" and
want. to- be-left-alone" feelings, blues
and hopelessness, they should remcm-
Der there is one tried and true remody-
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound at once removes such troubles
No other medicine has such q record
of cures Of female troubles. No other
medicine il the world has received this
widespread. and unqualified endorse
ment. Refuse to buy any substitute
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

There are times, to be sure, when we
doubt our own wisdom, but these are
never concurrent with those occasions
when we contemplate the proper policy for
our friends to purs ue-Puck
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
MIGHT Helm Some.

Bess-Jess is telling everyone that am
two-faced.
Tess-I don't see how she can think
that.
Thank you, dear"
because if you had two faces, you'd
certainly wear the other one. cleveland
Leader.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

Persistence is as important in advertise
ing business as in building business.
Indeed, it it advertising of some sort that
creates any business.-N. Y. Herald.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
FREE ADVICE TO WOMEN.

Remember, every woman is cordially
invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham IL
there Is anything about her symptOnS
she does not understand. Mrs. Pink
ham Is the daughter-in-law of Lydia H.
Pinkham, her assistant before her dss-
cease, and for twenty-five years since
her advice has been freely and cheer
fully given to every ailing woman whO
asks for 1t. Her advice and madeleine
have restored to health innumcrabie.
women. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

lDINGS of the de-
parture OF the
Hebrew officers
from Goshen for
the palace did
not reach Moses
and Aaron until
the second day.
And 1t was only
by chance then
that the mission
to Pharaoh be-
came known, for
Jahziel had man.
aged SO cleverly
that the move
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

az feel It my duty to tell all suffering women
II the relief ] have found In Lydia Il. Pink
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05
CRITICAL
DAYS
Asroey or the nrDREwPEoPLE's
STRUGGLE FoR FREEDOM
- Il. !. HisAway ~ Bywsy" Preacher

scripture Authority.-Exodus 5:2o-s;is.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1906-05-05

Ask HRS. PInkham's Advlce-A WON
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01

probably raise the remaining $4,000
in a few days.
This enterprise ought to appeal TO
every citizen in Richmond. 1t is the
one thing which will help the city
obtain the growth which by every
right is its due. The new addition will
give Richmond what it most needs,
free factory sites. And better still
it provides some six hundred lots the
price of which place them within
reach of the pocket of any laboring
man who may care to own his own
home. Such proposition as this de-
serves the consideration of every cit
izen. and everyone possessing the
means to do so should do their share
toward helping it along.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01

known as the .'Day Dodgers. The
..Day Dodgers III called meeting
Yesterday afternoon, passed resolu-
lions Of sympathy for the students
who had been ''fired' and extended
to them the use of their homes until
they could get quarters in which to
live.
A lunch wagon from the city went
to tie entrance of the college
grounds yesterday noon and from it
the students bought their dinner. The
girls having refused to eat in the
dining room, were ordered to remain
in the dormitory until classes began.
Suffering from hunger, but still loyal
to the boys, they did so. When they
were permitted to go they made a
feast of the bushel basket of ham
sandwiches which the boys had
bought for them with a collection
they had raised.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01

B0wIing
I0urney
Occurs In Louisville,
Opening March II.
Lo7v Railroad Rates Sc
cured and Largest 1T
tendance on Record Ex-
bected.

The national bowling tournament will
be held III March i'll Louisville. Clubs
throughout the country are now hold
ing tryouts to determine who will so
as representatives. This annual tour
nament is the one big bowling fest of
the year, and candidates for the con-
testing teams are increasing in number
each year.
Latest reports from Louisville are
more than encouraging over the prog
ress being made in preparations for the
tournament. Recently a one fare rate
for round trip tickets was secured from
the Central Passenger association from
all points in it's jurisdiction, the first
time in the history of the bowling game
that such a low rate has been secured
and one that ought to help increase the
size OF the tournament to record break
ing proportions.
This increase has been taken care of
by the officials, who have extended the
tournament so that ten days instead of
one week will be devoted to the tourna-
ment. This, however, will work no
hardship on the bowlers, as the longest
time any of them need to stay in Louis
vile will be three days. A cash prize
list of $4,000 seems to be assured al
ready. and the wisdom of the officials
in tying up the money so that it will be
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01
CAN'T LET 1T ALONE.

Richard Croker, lately Of this coun-
try and more lately of Ireland, SIM
ply can't let politics alone. He tried
it in Ireland during the recent elec-
tions and had the pleasure of being
defeated After his defeat Croker
declared that an Irish election was
tame compared to one in New York,
and Richard certainly ought to know.
Furthermore Croker declares that he
would like to see Ireland become a
republic with it's president elected
every four years. Richard evidently
has presidential bee buzzing in his
bonnet.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01
GOVERNOR HADLEy
CONTINUED from Page ~

said that he did not agree with Prof.
Dennis and said that the faculty I'M
less given new information would not
retract from the ground it had taken.
Following President Kelly, n. X.
Mills, looked on as one of the lead
ers of the affair, was brought into
the meeting. He said that the situa-
ton from the boys side was that
they had all agreed to 90 back to
the dormitory and obey the rules of
the institution, but that they were
not willing to return to school unless
Lowell Parker was allowed to return,
a thing, which Mills said, Governor
Hadley had refused to allow.
Mills said that the governor had
tried to discriminate between Parker
and the rest of the students after say
ing that he would not do so. At this
he said that Parker laughed. and the
governor, becoming angry, refused to
allow him to return to the dormitory
on any condition.
After hearing this speech from
Mills, which the students cheered fol
fully three minutes, President Kelly
rose and said that new light had beer
thrown on the situation. Governor
Hadley was then called for, but ht
was not in the building, and the meet
ing adjourned.
! AT Earlham there are two division.
of students, the dormitory student:
and the students from Richmond
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01
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, ODD PICKINGS. =
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Paul Dresser, song writer and
actor who died yesterday in New
York, and whose reputation was ma
tional, had a Richmond career, short
though it was. Dresser was Hoosier
by birth, Terre Haute being the place
of his nativity, and his musical abil-
ity found development early.
twenty-five years ago Dresser,
then a very young man in his TWEEN
ties, came to Richmond with an itin-
Grant medicine man who disposed of
what he termed "Lightning Lini-
ment' from a wagon, stationed at
Seventh streets. Beneath the protect
ing branches of the huge maple trees
that stood on the historic Huntington
Hotel corner, the medicine man held
sway nightly for a period of a month
or more. Paul Dresser didn't sell the
liniment, but he drew and held the
crowds that conoregated nightly by
his singing and his funny sayings.
An old style cottage organ' was
part of the paraphernalia of the
wonderfully and gorgeously painted
liniment wagon and Dresser accom-
panied himself upon this slightly
asthmatic-toned instrument. Dress
er's songs made an instant hit with
Richmond people and they were whis-
tied by every boy. The rotund figure
Of Dresser and his iovial face made
him a favorite and his genial manner
so much in evidence in later days
brought to his shrine in Richmond
many friends.
Dresser at that time dreamed not
of fame to come. He was content to
sing nightly on street corners and if
he did not bring a fortune to the lin
iment man it was because every town
visited was not as appreciative as
Richmond. Since those days Dress
er climbed high on flames ladder as
a composer of popular songs. "The
Letter That Never Came,' "The
Pardon Came Too Late' and others
equally as familiar to the public ear
few years ago, were from Dresser's
pen.
BEYOND HOPE.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01
JESSUP MAKES HIS POSITION
CLEAR.

Richmond, Ind, Jan. so. 1906.
To the Republican Voters:
IN this the last week Of the cam
paign I call your attention to the
nomination for Prosecuting Attorney,
and desire to say:
1st, That I am not the candidate
of any organization, nor of any inner
party organization; not of any indi-
vidual nor group Of individuals, but
address my candidacy to all Repub-
licans.
End, that NY candidacy is upon
but one proposition, and that of law
enforcement and the continuation of
the policy so far carried out. Two
years ago the same was my position,
and ! ask you to refer back and see
f have kept my word. You should
refer to the official records of your
candidates seeking denomination for
by his record the candidate is COM
PEELED to stand, and by nay own I
freely do. Mistakes I have made and
will probably make many more, but I
challenge any individual to point to
a single official act of my own in
which have refused or neglected to
make known to him the reasons why
I did exactly as did. should he have
desired so to know.
3rd, that my candidacy is opposed
so far as I can ascertain. now after
two weeks, by but one class and that
one by those favoring liberal" or
"wide-open" policy, or in other
words by those whom the enforce
ment of the law hurts. This entire
class with it's friends is united
against my candidacy, and in way
seldom witnessed in this county.
Wherefore I especially request that
on next Monday every Republican of
the county by his vote shall declare
himself, for it is only by so doing
that this question may be fairly tried
There is an issue in the campaign
and it is neither political nor person.
al. say without hesitancy that the
question for every voter is, ''shall
the Prosecuting Attorney of Wayne
County be person under obligations
for his nomination to the united wide
open and liberal element, or shall he
be a person under no obligations ex
cept as to his oath and his duty, and
one who believes it a part of that
duty not only to prosecute every case
deserving prosecution, but further t
lend every influence in favor Of such
conditions as will tend to keep thu
commission of crime TO minimum? 2
ask each Republican to think TIL
matter over and to decide for himself
and further to go to the polls ant
vote. The lines are Sc drawn that i,
the result in this one contest we may
know for what the majority Of Re
publicans Of the county stand.
Respectfully,
WILFRED JESSUP.
d&Wfeb5.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01

BEN srE11, CHICAGO ENTRANr IN Ma
TIONAL TOURNEY.
held in trust for the prizes is more than
shown by the prospect Of such an enor
nous prize fund.
Philadelphia has come out for the
1907 meet. Several different commit
tees have been appointed and a delega-
ton of at least ten teams seems as
sured from the Quaker City. 1t is I'M
derstood that Detroit and ST. Louis will
also be bidders. Philadelphia has Sc
cured options on three halls in which to
hold the tournament, the First and Sec
ond regiment armories and the EXPOSE
ton building.
The report recently that challenges by
the New York bowlers issued to Chlca-
goans would not be thought seriously
of until some cash forfeits We're depos-
tied has resulted in Jimmy Smith de-
posting two forfeitS of $50 each. One
is for a match between himself and
any other one man in the country for
from $500 to $500 a side, while the
other guarantees match between him
self and Johnny VOORHEES, against any
other two men. The matches are to be
played III Louisville on either the ma
tional tournament alleys or some other
neutral drives in that city right after
the national tournament opening, March
q. Doubtless the New York men will
cover the forfeit.
Advice received from New York re
Gently indicate that Greater New York
will assume for the first time in bowl
! ing history its rightful prominence in
( the affairs of the national congress and
| tournament. This was brought about
! by the adoption by New York of a reso-
| luton to join the congress before the
| national tournament at meeting held
| recently. The action means that New
| York will send a thoroughly represent
ative number of teams to Kentucky to
| compete in the coming sixth national
! tournament.
But one proviso has been made by the
| New Workers, and that is that an effort
shall be made by their delegates to the
Louisville congress to secure a ruling in
which New York shall be given SUI
preme jurisdiction over its own internal
affairs and, while they ask for some
what more powers than those enjoyed
by the present city associations which
are members of the national body, ye
the differences are small, and a way
will probably be found to meet theil
wishes. -...
New Workers have been the disturb
ing factor In the national congress-
since 1901, and while they have had
many arguments on their side in ia
yor of their position. vet their lates
action is one that rebounds not alone
to their own credit, but is testimo
NAL to the efforts of the western meI
who have Iabored for years to span th'
breach between the factions.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1905-1906, 1906-02-01
SPECIAL NOTICE.

On account of the State Oratorical
Contest to be held at Indianapolis,
February 2, 1906, the Richmond
Street & Interurban Railway Com
pany has named a rate of $1.75
round trip good on all trains leaving
Richmond that date up to and In
Guiding No. SO at 4 80 p. m. and good
returning on all trains leaving Indi-
annapolis up to and including Mon
day, February 5th; to accommodate
the people returning after the con-
test Friday night. No. so leaving In
dianapolis at IL: 80 p. m. will run
through to Richmond. For particu-
lars call on local agent.