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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
A Common mistake.

SO many make the mistake of try
ing to hatch out more chicks than
they have place for. l consider two
10O-chick brooders none too much for
a 12o-egg incubator, providing the in
cubator Is q good one.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Shocking.

after ,re the seu Easter @eI bo1id Iura'n made se a e0 roed
deal of noise at the junction.
what do you call them?" a traveller
asked, YEARLY.
well, sir" said the station agent. eve
don't know their real name here; we al
ways call them returned empties."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorcr. Send for Free 8 100
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. r. H. Kline,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

who suffer from KID
ney troubles brought
on by daily work. 81
first noticed it eight
or ten years ago." said
Mr.. L%ightner," the
dull pain in the back
fairly made me sick.
1t was hard to get up
or down, hard TO
%straighten, hard to do
"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Columbia-The most largely attended
social function ever given in Co,umbie
was held at the new gymnasium. Pres
ident and Mrs. R. H. Jesse, recently re.
turned from Europe, being the guests
of honor. The entire university, curo
tors, students, professors arG officers.
attended the reception; over 1,5OO peo'
Pile attending.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

tested with the
pocket gopher, sc
very destructive
to crops. Go
piers may be de.
stroyed by poi
son, by traps
and by the use
Of carbon bisul.
phide. Poisoning
with ~strychnine
Is the most eff.
fective means as
it may be done
at the lowest
cost. AS recon-
mended by the
limited States de
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Nautical knowledge.

She ION the Atlantic liner)-Did you
observe the great appetite of that stout
man at dinner?
He-Yes; he must be what they call a
stowaway.-Stray Stories.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
The Eject.

81 think that my speech on this ques-
ton will have some effect
st has already had an effect" answered
Senator Sorghum. you have caused two
or more questions to grow where there
was but one before."-Washington Star.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Range of tho Bee.

Bees are supposed to fly and do most
OF their collecting within a radius OF
about two miles; and within this cir
Gle. four miles In diameter, 200
swarms may be NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Journal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Don't Get Footsore! Get Foot-Ease.
A. wonderful powder that cures tired, hot,
aching feet and makes new or tight shoes
easy. Ask to-day for Aliens Foot Ease.
Accept no substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

st. Joseph--Mrs. Serena Lang, aged
66, was thrown down a flight of stairs
by Ruth Mayes, and received injuries
from which she died. Mrs. Lang had
taken the young woman In and be-
f-iended her.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Hardly Consolation.

Pessimist-It seems in these fashion
able ~revivals one must have a reserved
seat even to be saved.
Optimist-Yes; but remember the pit is
free to all.-Baltimore American.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Love-" says DR.. Emil Reich, of London,
lis the offspring OF godlike abundance
Which may have a tendency to make a
young man feel, when he is settling up
for flowers and bonbons, etc, that perhaps
News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Author McGinni. Gets Ten Years.

Kansas City-Michael Angelo McGin-
mis-, a former college professor and a
thor of a standard work on mathemat-
les, was convicted Of forgery in the
criminal court here, and sentenced to
ten years in the penitentiary. McGin-
mis- and a confederate forged a deed to
a city lot, and sold the property for
$500.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Revised FORMULA,

For a number of years requests
have come to me from a multitude Of
grateful friends, urging that Peruna
be given a slight laxative quality. I
have been experimenting with a laxa-
tive addition for quite a length of
time, and now feel gratified to an
nounce to the friends of Peruna that
1 have incorporated such a quality. in
the medicine which, in my opinion,
can only enhance its w~ell-known bene-
fetal character.
IS. B. HARTMAN. M. D."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Town Orator Win. Mt warrensburg.

Warrensburg-John Cheney. Of
Iowa, won the medal as the best orator
test held by the interstate leagues Of
state normal schools at the normal
chapel in this city. Thomas Hardin
Douglas, Of Missouri, won second. and
Elmer Orville Thompson, of Illinois,
third place.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

The day that a woman puts away her
first dollar toward buying a piano, she
decided in what corner of the parlor she
intends to put it.-Atchison Globe.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Speaking of untried experiences. There
is that for some people of discovering that
an enjoyable evening may be spent with
out saying a word against anybody.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething. softens tho gums, reduces In
nammstion, allays pain. cures wind collie. $50 a bottle.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Rolla-At a special election, the prop.
osition to issue $500 in bonds to build
a new ward school, and for a levy of
20 cents of the $500 valuation for one
year to purchase a site, failed to carry,
not receiving q t%wo-thirds vote.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Lewis Single Binder costs more than
other &c cigars. Smokers know why. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Do your clothes look yellow? If SO, use
ked Cross Ball blue. 1t will make them
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Clear white clothes are a sign that the
h~ousekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2 OF. packages, 5 cents.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc. You
pay l0c for cigars not SO good. Your deal
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Jefferson City-State Treasurer
Gmelich's report shows the balance or
hand in the state treasury on March II
20 have been 2w.737.3l0.87.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

The trouble with the dead beat 10 that
he is % very much alive.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

There is little difference IN robbing your
employer of time he pays for and stick
ing your hand down in his pocket when
he isn't looking.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
KIDNEY TROUBLES
Increasing Among Women, But
Sufferers Need Not Despair
THE BEST ADVICE IS FREE

OF all the diseases known, with which
the female organism is afflicted, kidney
disease IL the most fatal, and statistics
show that this disease Is on the increase
among women.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
ALL OVER THE STATE.
nate. county's nix Canal.


Butler-Tho Bates county court let
the contract for the %propored drainage
canal in the south part of this county
and all of It's laterals to Timothy Too
hey & CO., OF Fort Wayne, Ind, for
S407, 59G.6 "a. OF this amount the high
ways and railroads are assessed SILL
600, and the land owners benefited ara
assessed the remainder. Thousands OF
acres or land will be benefited. as the
Marais des Cygne river, which flows
clear across the county, Is very crooked
and frequently %overaows, doing great
damage to the fertile bottom land and
crops. There was much opposition to
the ditch, and a petition headed by
John B. Egger, OF Appleton City, Mo-,
receiver of the defunct Salmon Il Sal
mon bank, was presented to Judge
Genton of the circuit court for an in
junction to restrain the county court
and engineer from letting the contract
and issuing the bonds. Judge Mention
refused to issue the injunction.
Good Dad Meeting Postponed.
Jefferson City--Foilowing the rendi-
ton of an opinion by the supreme court
i~nvalidating the legislative enactment
which empowered county courts to
make a levy of 10 cents on the S10C
assessed valuation, the act being de-
clared unconstitutional because 1t eX.
enpted Kansas City and st. Joseph, the
county court of Boone county took
steps looking to the securing of rene.
dial legislation which would not retar6
or interrupt road work. The counts
court there sent out a circular letter
to other like courts throughout the
state inviting them to be represented
at a meeting to be held in Columbia
May s, at which the whole question Of
good roads was to be considered ant
discussed. This meeting has been post
poned until May Is. There are assur-
ances that a large number of the courts
will be represented.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

The improvident man is often up in II
clouds, looking for some of those silv'
Innings.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Send to Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N.
Y, for free package of Garfield lea. the
herb cure for constipation and liver trouble.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Steady pulling is what moves the load,
while spasmodic effort generally merely
breaks the harness. :
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
Mans Fatal Fan ON Knife.

Clayton-Robert H. Clifford, of Fer
guson, fell on a carving knife. His
heart was pierced, and death was in
Simultaneous. No inquest was held.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Happiness-An exception to the rule
that the demand always creates a sup.
ply.-Century.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

A horse laugh may be the kind let on
by the equine who is drawing a disable
automobile back to town.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

When you rave honey from the rocl
you will not want glucose from fiat
terers.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

No matter how independent a mar ms
BE-. he will climb of the perch when he
looking for Office.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

April showers also bring forth borrowed
umbrellas. -Indianapolis News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

What . quiet world this would be II
every person thought before speaking.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Garfield Tea cures sick-headache, bilious
attacks, liver trouble and constipation.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

The future has little in store for these
who neglect the present.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
FARNANoG GARDEN
HOW TO DESTROY CoPHERS
uethods Recommended by the Agri.
cultural Department at
Washington.

Nearly every district west of the
Mississippi river is more or less In.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Try Garfield Tea! 1t purifies the blood
cleanses the system, brings good health.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Los Angeles--E. c. Markham, prom
inent In southern Missouri, died here.
His home was In West Plains, Mo-, and
he came here for his health.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11
AN EVERYDAY STRUGGLE.
Men and Women Of Every Occupation suf-
fer Miseries from Kidney Complaint.

j. G. Lightner, 7o3 South Cedar ST.,
Abilene, Kansas, is one of the thousands
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-05-11

Hon. NJ. c Butler, Ex-U. 8. SEN !
I ator from South Carolina for two I
I terms, in n letter from Washington,
d. c., writes to the Peruna Medicine !
! Co., as follows:
81 can recommend Peruna for ]
! dyspepsia and stomach trouble. ~
I have been using your medicine for !
a short period and I feel very much !
relieved. 1t Is indeed a wonderful !
I medicine, besides a good tonic"
The Goldfield news. [volume] (Goldfield, Nev.) 1904-1911, 1906-12-22
THIRD

We are operating a lease on the
Jumbo Extension adjoining the Daisy
and Triangle at Diamondfield. For
mer lessees were sufferers by the San
Francisco disaster, and we were for
tunate in securing this most valuable
lease. 1t is fully equipped with Case
line Hoist, Ore Bins, Track, Black
smith Shop, etc. Shaft is $50 feet
deep and at the 10O-foot level $4,000
has already been taken out. We are
working under the advice of expert
Mining Engineers and have already
opened up a vein that promises great
values. Lease expires December /,
1907.
The Goldfield news. [volume] (Goldfield, Nev.) 1904-1911, 1906-12-22
SECOND

We have a lease on the G. O. D.,
one hundred feet from the Gold Bar.
Shaft is down $50 feet and at that
level a drift 175 feet long has opened
a vein of ore ~assaying 1880 and in
appearance precisely the same as the
Florence and the Mohawk.
We have every reason to believe
that we will be shipping ore within
sixty days. Lease expires January /,
1908, with privilege of extension if
pay ore is not developed before that
time.
The Goldfield news. [volume] (Goldfield, Nev.) 1904-1911, 1906-12-22

Will be pleased to furnish map
of district, showing our properties,
with careful, concise prospectus and
court the most careful investigation.
The Goldfield news. [volume] (Goldfield, Nev.) 1904-1911, 1906-12-22

Our Properties Consist Of
FIRST

Three claims comprising sixty
acres adjoining the May Queen and
l,4O0 feet west of the Sandstone and
Kendall. Assessment work finished
and shaft to be sunk al once. The
best Mining Experts and Biologists
pronounce our location one of the
choicest in Goldfeld, and we have
every confidence in finding the same
rich vein that traverses the Mohawk.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09
arHs BEAUTY DOCTOR

"ThQ Beauty Doctor" this season
hits. Myron Brown, FAREWELL" Is a
"rubO', number that receives eight OF
ten C9cores nightly and which has 50
melodioust; and catchy chorus that
it readily becomes a whlstling success
ana thesSew song called "Apd Her
Name Was Maud" oStolling the viz.
.the CARTOONS in the New York Jour,
hal, With "Ha.haw" chorus which
is SUNG By both the gallery and down
STAIRS is one of the novel songs Of
inc year. Both Of these songs bid
fair to be the hits IN comic music o.
tho years. crop.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

the galleries were iilei AMI iea4ipr
hurried INTO he Chamber run
ct6alroom expecting eharacterisge
outbreak "a Nhica tSe senatof tret
South afoiina world M
Rocseyeit words b 81 ne c8s
srafy Mr. Tiliman ditected his atttas
don to a point IN 81 clspp ddyess
MI clapps reply being 81 a lsgal ras
tnre gaye senator 10 sey a. cpBat
Unity Is enter into iIie epiloqpy s1il,
M. T,iIman found Slrl DISPLACED!
He sat down witho9u 9rr apcF
the President s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

why Joung man" said the stern
parent you certainly don't think
would be foolish enough to let a pen
niless youth like you marry my daugh.
tcE, DO you?"
well. it's Up to YOU retoined the
poog but, nervy yOungster. "It's a
cinch that no rich young man would
marry a girl as homely as she is."-
Chicago News.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

EldsrIy Man (greetIng former &C
qaaintaneej--I remember fave per.
iertly, miss, but your name has escap-
ed me-
Tile Young Woman-I don't wonder,
IT escaped me three years ago. / am
married now.-c Chicago Tribune.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

IN eaTlystimes the leading states.
men we're those who split rails
''But We have none save wire fences
to-day
And tke leaders are consequently
those WHO pull wires Philadelphia
Builttn
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09
HE FLY OUGHT
DEATH 70 MANY
prof koeh's Lecture on the Fatal
Sleeping sieknsis u, Eaus
t9rfal Africa.

BERLIN. March Prof. R5heft
Koch lectnred here on the Sleeping
Sickness which be investigated Or
several months in Equatorial Africa
during the year 1906. Emperor WI.
liam and a distinguished company
were present
The malady, said the Professor, had
been known on the west coast Of
RIGA since the beginning .of the last
century, and it had spread TO The
north shore of the Victoria Nyanza
and threatened Germpn Africa Prob
ably 100000 persons hail died from thf
disease. He had found whole w
lagos on the shores of Victoria.
Nyanzza to be empty and the popH
lations of some groups Of islands had
died to the last soul The infection
was spread from human to human BY
the sting Of fly, the glossina pal.
pals, somewhat large tnan an nfdls
nary fly. The poison affected The
usual health for several days. and
then the sufferer was attacked with
fever, became incoheEcnt, the elands
were swollen, the patient became en-.
feebled and eventually was seized with
the sleep mania. Professor Koch
knew of no remedy Ior this disease,
but hoped the infection might be end.
ed by the determination OF the insect
which propagated slowly. by burning
the underground atIts fagorite home.
The Professor will return 10 Africa
shortly and continue his studies Of
tropical diseases.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

want any typewriter supplies? ask
ed tho peddler, sticking his head in
the Olfccl door,
f''NoS replied the young business
man, Extraordinarily Il just got her
= box Of bonbons pnly'an hour or so
ago. Philadelphia Press.
Gunner-There / Is certainly some
thing about an American helress that
,ramipda me Of a ppgIllst in the ring.
I Guyer- Strange combination. What
IFS the resemblance?
Gunnert-When she lakes the count
gto lOses-COlumbus Dispatch.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

Come Down, Mr.. Man in the Noon
is the musical hit among the new out
put of original song numbers with
which Fred E. Wrlghts this years
edition of THE Beauty Doctor Is
filled. The song has a semisentimen-
tai verse and; coon chorus and is
one Of the best numbers in the piece.
eMyron Brown. Faowen,Ris another
one that, from humorous standpoint
bids fair to be one Of the great song
hits Of the year. while a new topical
on the doings Of theNew York journal
mule called "And Her Name Was
Maud has "Hehaw" chorus that
starts the gallery and the lower house
singing with the comedian and which
takes numberless encores sat each
performance.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

when are you going to Europe
AGAIN.
Not right away" answered Mr.
cumr0S, sNot until We can make the
TIP without inviting suspicion that ]
am threatened with an investigation,
Washington Star.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

aAnd you are ready to forgive your
daughter for clipping with me, sirf3
gYes, III treat her kindly. The poor
FgirI wit be suficieutly punished in
having you for husband."-c leye.
land leader.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09
srockHoLpERs. MEETlNa.

The Fourteenth ANNUAL meeting o.
the Ealrmont Public Library Associa
ton vii be held in the library parlot
Tuesday March -, 1900, att O'CLOCK
q. Nat elect directors, and TO trans
act such other business IS may be
8lawtally done By any stock hpldsts'
meeting
OLIVE b BARNES
secretnty
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09
soFTNEss OF sEALsKIfI.
Is RIvaled By Human Hair where
nnndruR q EradIcated.

sealskIn is admired the world over for
its sOftness and glossiness; and yet the
human huir Is equally as soft and glossy
when healthy; and the radical cause fall
hair. trouble Is dandruf, which is caused
by a pestiferous parasite that saps the
vitality OF the hair tits root, NeWbro's
HeFpclde Is. the only preparation that Is
fatal to the dandruff germ. without dan
drutf there e no falling hair, but a lux
uriaht growth Of glossy, soft hair Is car
tain, Securing the scalp won't cure dan
drum, XIII the dapdrlft germ. Thous-
ands Of women owe their beautiful suits
OF hair to Newbro's HerpIcide. Sold BY
leading druggists. Send 10c. IN stamp1
to The Herpiclde Co., Detroit Mich.
E. A. Bi1lingslea & Co, speclAi
agents.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09
In.the Best Of Hut1lOI

Lagyer-Mlud, | want an interpre-
ter for my client.
judge What language does he
apeakl
IaWyer-He's q cabman.-L ondon
Tit BIS;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09
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Had the CONGRESS asSsEe't Fs'uls -
nave TINS inYesugatoh W Sis tu'et'
state Commerce commission = mace mace 81
tectiye, ne says II %og'la nave auti'orf
ized tne COMMISSION 70 @linlllls'e'
oaths and tozcompel ele q''''ll.'anee
OF witnesses, powers %Sic1 now are
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ticaliy recommenaea 70 elsress !,
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mentl tnat Iae inVessisauoR VI 'ne
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

DoctoTLEow, Giles, can you: tell me
exactly where you feel the pain?
Giles-well, sir, It's a hypercriterly
sort Of pain. I.puts me finger on 4
and jts gone too it's In the old place
aii tic tiinel-Punch,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

squilligan-well my wife doesn't
want the earth. but she certainly does
want the "dust" every pay night
The squib.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-03-09

SWEET MELODY Hour.