Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-06-01

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O mai len fair with tawny hair,
And eyes that please me we'll,
| love you more, | now declare,
Than tongue can ever tell.
No matter sir, there's still way
To tell your love--vou see,
I'm up-to-date and free to say
That money talks to me.
Seattle has graft and Tacoma has
its Kraft.
There are plenty Of men who pose
as eagles, who are buzzards.
Why is little girl learning the
alphabet like a postage stamp? Be.
cause she gets stuck on the letters.
emusic hath its charms, even for
dead prayer meeting. Rec. III. A. Nat
the,cs, Of Seattle.
So has sleep.
When . girl becomes the wife Of the
man she marries, no father nor BROTH
er has the right, by law, to dictate to
her in any manner. shape or form.
Did you ever know OF a girl or wo-
man that, just before she left the
house to 60 on the street, did not pose
before the mirror ct least q dozen
times.
Sir: "Why did you lose your
temper 80 unfortunately at the game
of cards?"
He: at was the only thing I had
left to lose."
Men die, but principles live,"
quotes writer in the STANDARD. Too
bad that many principles cannot die
so TO speak, for many are social cancers
and pests, as it were.
The merchant: "Did he kick Ut
the bill|
Olympia Collector-"Yes, but I
don't see what made him think 1 had
it in my hip pocket"
First Olympia Man: "I first met
my wife on . street car"
Second Olympia Man: "What
funny.looking people we do meet on
street.cars, don't we?"
at was Gregorian music that David
played before SAUL" said the church
organist. "Well, long.haired strang-
er," said the logger. guess I know
now why Saul hurled that Javelin at
him."
20. doesn't the hay smell delight
fully" exclaimed an Olympia girl to
the farmer, as he drove her near the
field OF new.mown grass.
"Humph" retorted the farmer, ait
smells OF hard work."
II you are wise man, you will treat
the world as the moon treats..it. Show
it only one side of yourself, seldom
chow too much a. q time, and let
what you show be calm, cool and pol.
ished. But look ct every side of this
world.
If the rosebush was all blossoms al
ways there would be nothing about it to
admire. If our life was all joy where
would be the comparison and without
comparison the gratifcation?-Er.
We don't know, but the preacher
tells Us that's the way il will be if we
60 to Heaven.
The band boys Of small towns are
cleaning and polishing their instru.
ments so long laid away, will practice
earnestly and diligently from now on
until after the Fourth OF July, and
then-you won't hear the toot of Q
horn, nor the beat of the drum for
many suns to come.
Kind words cost nothing. They
make Us rich if we use them. They
bless the world if We employ them.
We can bless those around Us il we
scatter sunshine as we 60. The dog
will love you if you treat him kindly.
Human hearts will open to you, if you
only come in love to them.
1t is claimed the old Roman Emper.
ors always signed their names in pur.
pie ink. We never read if they used a
fountain pen or not. Many cheap
merchants not only sign their name
in purple ink to-day, but print letter.
heads, bill.heads and 90 on, using q
rubber.stamp for the purpose.
1t is proper that Rev. Algernon 8.
Grapsey did not live in the days Of
Dsscartes, the philosopher. Descartes
was often in danger of cremation on
account of his philosophical specula.
tions, and on more than one occasion
saved himself by speedy fight. He
lived in an age when meta physicians
were burned for heresy and scientists
for sorcery.
First Olympia Citizen: "I SEQ
that filthy, vulgar paper, the Court
Ne,vs, has been revived in Seattle.
Any one knows it by the pink paper
it is printed on. Why do you read
such vile publicationi"
Second Olympia Citizen: "You're
away off. This isn't tho old Court
Ne,os I am reading. 1t is the sport.
ing edition of the P.-L. which is print.
ed on pink paper. Hs, Ha."
Wednesday afternoon . logger wen t