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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
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CHOP MILL.

ALL CHOP FEED. WALTERS
shorts and bran. Alfalfa, $11 pei
ton. Free delivery. Phone main 552
Also Standar scales for weighin'
stock. Guarantee to be Jrrect. Sat-
isfacton or no pay.
Ed. Maurer. Prop. West Webb street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

KELLER & VANDUSEN. PLASTER
ing, brick and cement work. Esti-
mates furnished free. Work guaran-
teed. p. o. Box 104. Phone black
2042
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS.

D. A. MAY. CONTRACTOR AND
Builder. Estimates furnished on
I'll kinds of masonry, cement walks,
stone walls, etc. Leave orders at East
Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

NJ. A. RAIDER, FUNERAL DIREC-
tor and licensed embalmer. Grad
uate of the Chicago College of En-
balming. Corner Main and Webb
streets. Phone main 1901. Funeral
parlors in connection.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE

q. x. FEED YARD, AURA STREET
between Webb and Alta. Stock well
taken care of. Prices reasonable. Day
and night service. Clay DeGroff, Prop
CITY LIVERY STABLE. THOMPSON
street. Carney & Kennedy, Props.
Livery. feed and sales stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line in connec-
uon. Phone main 701.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
MARBLE AND GRANTTE WORKS.

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MONTERASTELLI BROS, MARBLE
and Granite Works. Monuments or
all descriptions. Ornamental and cut
stone for buildings. Examine our
work: 709 East Court St.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
BOARDING AND LODGING.
CHINESE LAUNDRY.

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SLOM KEE, CHINESE LAUNDRY
man. Family washing a speciality.
All work done by hand, and first
class Goods called for and delivered.
40S Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

BAKER & FOLSOM, FUNERAL d.
rectors and licensed embalmera
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone main rs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
ENGRAVED CARJJ.

ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS,
etc. Very latest styles. Leave or
ders at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

AUTOMOBILE DRIVERS, REPAIR
men, chauffeurs and others wanted
all over the country, $4,000 machines
built this year in Unite] States; af-
fording great opportunities for our
students, 6 cents a day will qualify
you for good wages in this growing
field. For full particulars and one
free lesson, including a Dictionary Of
Motoring Terms, address The Cores
pondence School of Automobile En-
gineering, Suite 7464, Flatiron Build
ing, New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
RANKS AND BROKERS.
EIRsT NATIONAL BANKeOF Pen.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK"OF PEN
dleton. Capital, surplus and undi-
vided profits, s25O,000.00. Trsnsacts
general banking business. Exchange
bought and sold on all parts of the
world. Interest paid on time depos-
its. Makes collections an reasonable
terms. Levi Ankeny, president; w.
F. Matlock, vice-president; G. NJ.
Rice. cashier George Hartman, Jr.,
assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLEToN LODGE NO. 81, A. r.
and A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays of each month. All visiting
hr ,thren are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

Daily East oregonian BY carrier.
only Is cents a week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

C. E. ROWLSBY, PAWNBROKER
and money loaner. Secondhand
goods bought and sold. Diamonds a
specially Bicycles, guns and musical
instruments. Bowman Hotel, Rail-
road street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
MALE HELP WANTED.

TED-ENERGETIC, TRUST
worthy man or woman TO work in
oregon representing large manufac-
turing company. Salary $50 to $50
per month. paid weekly. Expenses
advanced. J. II. Moore, Pendleton, Or
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

BRANCH MANAGERS WANTED
500 cash weekly; live at home; ex-
perience unnecessary; no canvassing.
Enclose stamp for particulars. AL
uminum Hanger Co., Chatfield. Mimi
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

WANTED-Special agent to appoint
local canvassers for "Keyless Pad
lock-" New invention. Demand enor-
nous. Good salary and expenses pay
able weekly. Address, Manufacturer,
723 Chestnut ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

See Zoa at the faiE
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19
FOR SALE.

GOOD ALFALFA HAY FOR SALE
Address n. D. Parks, Box SIT, Pen
dleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1906-09-19

WANTED-MEN AND WOMEN TO
learn barber trade in weeks.
Graduates earn SIS to S25 per week.
Catalogue free. Moler system of col
legcs, 403 Front avenue, Spokane, Wn.
New-York tribune., 1906-02-18
H-fW4IIAN OUTDOOR LIFE.
Conditions for al Forms Of Recre-
alton Most FAVORABLE.

Hawaii is an ideal place for outdoor life Con-
ei;ions for all sorts Of recreation are most in
vitiug Good roads encircle the island Of Oahu,
with branches diverging 10 all points Of in
terest. They are smooth and hard and broad
and the grades are easy. Automobiling has be-
come almost as popular as horseback riding,
and that is saying a great deal, for Hawaiians
very fond OF horses. The native horses are
Undersized, roly-poly animals. but wiry and
possessed OF good staying qualities They can
stand q lively gait over the hard roads as long
as their riders care 10 keep it up Many Of the
native women still cling TO the old fashioned
riding habit the Pau. This consists merely
Of several yards of cloth Of some brilliant color
wound around the body 50 as TO form short
skirt with two ends covering the legs and ex-
tending TO the ground. When riding at a gall
Ion these loose ends stream out behind like
wings. giving picturesque effect The natives
are extremely fond Of horse racing. The
Hawaiian Jockey Club has been a success SINCE
IL was organized, in 1851
Football baseball tennis. polo, cricket and
golf are all popular. Nearly every one makes
fad Of at least one Of these games
For aquatic sports Hawaii has been peculiarly
favored. The steady trade winds enable sail
ing craft 20 make fast and certain voyages
which are never hindered by dangerous fogs or
storms For twenty years Honolulu has had
an annual regatta Swimming and diving con-
tests and japanese sampan races are features
Of these regattas. Surf riding In native canoes
and upon surf boards in ancient Hawaiian style
Is practised all the year round at waikiki the
great swimming beach OF Honolulu
The canoes are manned by expert natives. ana
the sport ts most exhilarating TO the passenger
Bathers na aVigate the surf boards for themselves
New-York tribune., 1906-02-18

from the open drawer@a memorial Of DR.. BuEoy
as characteristic the monument In the south
transept of the abbey, where the students as
semble for prayers every morning. The birches
are seldom used. but when discipline requires
corporal punishment a ceremonial function is
made of it. the boy being fogged by the head
master after afternoon prayers in the presence
of the monitors and the entire school. Publicity
lends humiliation to punishment, yet the scape-
grace must derive consolation from the rehec-
ton that nearly all the famous worthless whose
names and arms are emblazoned the walls
have been well birched In their generation, and
that It is something of honor to share their
experience as possible preparation for fame.
At the sides there are classrooms with antique
doorways, and at the bottom there are larger
formrooms one of them DR.. Busby's library.
New-York tribune., 1906-02-18

stszs b mounted from ehs EIizabethan cato
way and the upper school Is entered from the
eighteenth century vestibule that one Is deeply
Impressed with che traditional glory Of St
Peters College OF Westminster. There Is a
short pause at the lower corner. where the bar
Is over which the Shrove Tuesday pancake 4.
thrown-a thing OF putty. not dough. and no
longer scrambied for by mob of students. but
by sixteen representatives elected from the
forrns-and then the austere simplicity of the
monks, spacious dormItory. with its high walls
and hammer beam roof. Is revealed Alterations.
reconstruction and enlargemeuts there have
been. but the han has not lost its quaint dig
nifty. The walls have been paneIled with memo
rtai tablets of famous old boys, and there are
great names among theIn-Prme Ministers Lord
Rockingham and Lord John Russell: score OF
New-York tribune., 1906-02-18

bishops. HakIuyt Warren Hastings and Lord
Raglan, Charles Wesley and George Herbert,
Ben Jonson Dryden, Southey. COwley, Cowper
and Horne ToOke, Locke and Bentham, Gibbon
and Froude. and Sir Christopher Wren. At the
north end is semicircle of seats for the mon
itors, with bust Of DR.. Busby above 1t, and
chair given by royalty to the great headmaster
near by; and Dryden's name is cut on the back
OF old form close to the wall In front is a
timsworn oak table with two birches protruding
New-York tribune., 1906-02-18
WESTMINSTER SCHOOL.
Continued from second page

back of it the cloister wall with Wren's abbey
towers high above.
Ii is not. however. until the fight OF stone
New-York tribune., 1906-02-18

To ride to shore from the edge of the reef sew
eral hundred yards out upon the curling sum-
nit of a great comber is a thrilling experience
New-York tribune., 1906-02-18

Continued on eighth page.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-02-15

being paid the express companies for
carrying and delivering these supple
ments, even as far as Texas and Utah.
Publishers have wondered from
month to month what was the cause of
such unprecedented liberality, nothing
of the kind ever having been expert
enced before except during political
campaigns. when the national COM
mittees supplied and delivered supple
ments without money and without
price.
"'The darby in the wood pile is
now making his appearance in the
matter inserted in these supplements.
1t turns out that irrigation Of some
arid lands in the far west, for the
benefit of few individuals, the cost
of irrigating which is to be paid for
by the United States government, is
the object of the supplement.
Publishers to whom they are given
are expected to issue them with their
regular publications in order that pub
lie sentiment may be worked up in
favor Of obtaining from the govern
ment expenditures of millions upon
millions of dollars, so that these al
most worthless lands may be increased
in value, and sold at enormous profit
for those interested.
The newspapers are to be made the
catspaw for this purpose. The pro-
moters of the scheme can we'll afford
to spend several hundred thousand of
dollars largely contributed by few
railroad companies and interested in
dividuals, for, by so doing, the United
States treasury may be tapped for
millions, and the people of the east,
south and middle west taxed in order
that the owners of this arid land may
be benefited. Western Publisher
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-02-15
COUNTRY EDITOR A cATsPAW.


Under the head of Irrigation
Graft" the Boston Commercial re-
Gently said regarding the magazine
section" now in use by number of
newspapers in the state:
Certain parties in New York and
Washington are spending thousands Of
dollars per month in distributing four
page supplements to newspapers gener-
ally throughout the country. These
supplements are delivered, expressage
prepaid, in the office of the publica-
lions, without any charge whatever.
They are absolutely free to any pub
Usher.
Tons of paper are being printed
every week, and large amounts are
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-02-15
AN EXPLANATION.

The editor writes in deep humilia-
ton. Up to this time we had laid
the flattering JUNCTION to our soul that
our flow of English was at least in
telligible, but we now admit our de-
clining mentality. Last week we
wrote of the "Downfall of Mr.. Per-
kins," the article was written in a
spirit of fun and intended as mild
rebuke to those who would read into
every thing said or done by candl-
date, some sinister motive, some
Interior and nefarious purpose. In
our opinion this has been done to an
unwarranted extent by both functions
in Iowa politics. Some of the at
tacks upon Mr.. Perkins have been on
a par with the mendacious dispatch
sent out concerning Gov. Cummins or
with the puerile attack upon the Gov
ernor for spending enough money to
decently represent the state when
called upon to do so. The article was
intended. neither as an endorsement
nor an attack upon Mr.. Perkins can
didacy and we were greatly surprised
and not little Inundated to find that
it was SO variously interpreted. In
the future we shall be like the mar
in the poem, who decidesd that here
after
81 will never dare to be
AS funny as | can.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-02-15

Seed Corn For sale--Iowa Grown
Reeds Yellow Dent, raised at Ma
nilla, Crawford Co., Ia. Apply to
Joseph Stephen, Thurman, la.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-02-15

81 will never dare to be
AS funny as | can.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
THE PRODUCTION OF HONEY
Some Facts in Reference to the Bust.
ness of Bee Keeping in the
United States.

Honey is produced upon q large
number of farms throughout the
United States in considerable a
titles for home consumption, concern.
ing which accurate data are not
available. Producers of honey ex-
clusively are uncommon, except in
California, although many farms in
Utah, Texas and Arizona are devoted
to Bookkeeping and fruit growing as
principal industries. Most of the bees
of the United States are kept on fruit
and dairy farms, as a side issue.
While there is a well-sustained
market for the product, most OF it
never reaches the general market, but
is consumed in the locality where pro.
duced. Honey Is not subject to the
same price fluctuations as perishable
produce, but generally meets with a
steady sale. That shipped from the
far e is generally extracted honey,
while producers in the eastern and
central states sell mostly in the
comb. The one-pound frame is the
uniform package, a case holding -
to "a of these.
The Orange Judd Farmer is au-
thority for the statement that the
production of honey in the United
States Is in excess of consumption,
and something over $3.50 worth is
exported annually. The total exports
for the fiscal year ending June 30,
1904, were $69,317; in 1905, about
$63, 000. The yield for 1905 was well
up to an average for the entire coun-
try, although it was only moderate in
the central western states and In
many points of the east.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
ALL TRUE.

Too many bills are apt to make o
man feel bilious.
The fools are not all dead. In fact,
a lot OF them haven't been born.
Joy cometh in the morning--unless
you've been making a night Of 1t.
It's a mistake to marry too young,
but it's a mistake that isn't repeated.
A oma is never quite happy with
q man who refuses to argue with her.
Many an unsuccessful man would
rather preserve his dignity than
hustle.
1t is better to have too little con-
fidence in yourself than too much in
others.
We are told that love levels all
things, but often it seems like an up
hill fight.
To indulge in the things W. can't
afford is the average mans idea Of
pleasure.
Life is like a game Of cards, in
which a good deal depends upon q
good deal.
The fellow who is always under a
cloud reminds me of nothing sc muck
as q borrowed umbrella.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
Attractive Colorado Booklet.

One of the most attractive of the
summer vacation booklets that have
been issued Is "a Colorado Summer"
put out by the passenger department
OF the Santa Fe railroad. The pic
turesque mountain scenery and the de-
Bcriptions of II which the booklet gives
impress the reader with a new idea
of the grandeur Of the mountain crags
of Colorado, and will start one day
dreaming of the time when he can
view for himself the magniicence
which the booklet describes. After
reading the booklet n must certainly
be convinced that Colorado offers both
pleasure and health for every summer
tourist. "a Colorado Summer" may be
secured from Mr.. w. J. Black, Pass.
Traffic Manager, Santa Fe Railway,
Chicago.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
WHISPERS.

Force of circumstances is a poor
excuse for the taking Of a wrong path.
The bearer of unpleasant tidings
rarely appreciates how hard he strikes.
Hold fast to a truth without re-
gard 10 what others may think of you.
The value of wealth cannot be es-
timated by those who do not possess it.
1t does one no harm to call atten-
ton To the good that may pc seen in
others.
An assumption of humility does not
always carry with 1t the appearance
of honesty.
Because others may overestimate
your value is no reason for your do
ing likewise.
Jumping at conclusions without
facts shows a ready mind, If not a
well-balanced one
Words can be used so as to increase
their Importance even in telling an
ordinary story.
The ravagcs of time come creeping
along no matter how effectively they
may be concealed.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
BAD COMPLEXIOMS
Dopraved Blood Causes Pinples and
5oils-Dr. Williams Pink Pills
Mako New Blood and
C,,ra C1Iia.ue

~ abused my stomach, my blood got
out of order and then my face broke out
with pimples and boils," says T. L. Rob-
ertson, of 1877 Addison street, Washing
ton, Pa. 'This was over two years ago.
My stomach was in bad shape. After
eating / would have to rest awhile or !
would suffer the most severe pains in
my stomach. On arising l would often
be so dizzy that I could hardly stand up.
The slightest excrtion would start my
back aching go that 1 often had to cit
down and rest awhile. At times I ex-
perienced q pain around the heart which
alarmed me but which I suppose came
from my stomach trouble.
IL began. to break out on the face with
piniplcs and later with boils which O IL
fined me to the house n week or more at
a time. One day 1 saw DIR. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People advertised In a
pamphlet which was left at the door aud
! thought l would give them a trial. l
took several boxes of the pills before all
the pimples and boils left me, but / am
now glad to say that my blood is good.
] do not have any eruptions and l no
longer have the head aud stomach
troubles l have described. / am very
BTutelUl lOT WHdt LIZ. lilluIlS flnk Ills
have done for me aud l have recon-
mended them and always will advise
those who are suffering from bad blood
or stomach trouble to try them"
Ifyou want good health you must have
good blood. Bad blood is the root of most
common diseases like an@mia, rheuma-
tism, sciatica, neuralgia, st. Vitus' dance,
nervousness, indigestion, debility, par
tinl paralysis and locomotor ataxia.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid, OH receipt
of price, 50c. per box, six boxes for So 80,
by the Dr.. Williams Medicine Company.
Schenectady, NY.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
pY The WAY.

Even q stingy person Is always will
Ing to give advice.
No one Is so prosperous that he can
afford to malign other people.
A desire to get even has often been
the keynote of a mans success.
Value of property is entirely a mat
ter of whether somebody wants it.
There are smaller dividends in the
practice of hate than In any other oc-
cupation.
1t is hard to persuade a community
that you are any better than your
%neighbors.
A man does not really get old I'M
til he begins to feel secret pride In
his infrmities.
Every person imagines that his is
a special case among the ills that af-
feet mankind in general.-Uncle Dick.
in Madison Journal
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20

the fowls. 1t is suspended from the
roof by four wires and hangs about
two feet above the ground. Then |
lay 2x4-inch pieces upon 1t that are
just long enough to reach across. The
roosts are laid on these. The plat
form or droppings board should hang
out about six inches from the wall
and can be held in place by hooks
attached to the wall. The roosts and
2x4 pieces are laid on but not nailed.
This makes cleaning easy, for they
can be simply lifted off and the drop
pings scraped of into a basket with q
hoe. Afterwards the roosts and 2x4s
are replaced, when they can be treat.
ed with kerosene, which will kill the
lice.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
OUTDOOR LIFE
Will Not Offset the Ill Effects Of Coffee
When One Cannot Digert It.
A farmer says:

A farmer says:
1T was not from liquor or tobacco
that for ten years or more l suffered
from dyspepsia and stomach trouble,
they were caused by the use of coffee
until l got SO bad I had to give up
coffee entirely and almost give up eat
ing. There were times when I could
eat only boiled milk and bread and
when l went to the field to work I
had to take some bread and butter
along to give me strength.
II doctored with doctors and took
almost everything l could get for my
stomach in the way of medicine, but
II I got any better 1t only lasted a lit
tie while until | was almost a walking
skeleton.
Zone day I read an ad for Postum
and told my wife ! would try 1t, and
as to the following facts I will make
afisavit before any Judge:
II quit coffee entirely and used
Postum in its place. I have regainej
my health entirely and can eat my
thing that is cooked to eat. have
increased In weight until now I weigh
more than ! ver did; I have not
taken any medicine for my stomach
since l began using Postum. Why.
believe Postum will almost digest an
iron wedge.
my family would stick to coffee al
first, but they saw the effects 1t had
on me. and when they were feeling
bad they began to use Postum, n al
a time, until now we all use Postum
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Ten days trial of Postum In place
Of coffee proves the truth. an easy and
pleasant way. There's a reason"
Look in pkgs. for q copy Of the IA
o little book. THE Road to Well
VILE"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20

constant flow or urine kept my system
depleted, causing nervous chills and
night sweats. After trying seven diff
ferent climates and using all kinds Of
medicines, l had the good fortune to
hear of Doan's Kidney Pills. This
remedy has cured me. / am as we'll to-
day as I was twenty years ago., and my
eyesight is perfect"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-07-20
POULTRY POINTS.

water Is as important as food and
should be kept clean and fresh.
Furnish as great a variety of diet
as possible and feed as much as is
eaten up clean.
Coal oil applied to the roots in small
quantities will kill parasites.
Do not hatch bantams before Sep
TENDER II you would have them di.
minutive and beautiful.
AS a rule, in buying screenings you
pay too much for useless diet.
Swelled eyes, with running at the
nostrils indicates roup.
No amount OF ventilation will over
come the evil of stcaming filth in the
pens.
Poultry in orchards destroy insects
and keep trees in a good condition.
Gravel should always be supplied to
fowls that are fattened in confiner
ment.
There is more profit in marketing
fowls early than at any other time;
prices are not only better, but there
is a saving of feed.
Leg weakness in young birds comes
from high feeding and forced growth
Bone meal and oyster shells will aid
in preventing such weakness.
Lime is a purifier and should be
used often as a wash to coops
perches and nest boxes. Sprinkle the
places most frequented by them with
~air-slacked lime.
n 49, H. .~.-l a. n
the poultry house is enough higher
than the surrounding ground to keer
It perfectly dry.