Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-27
Pi-LineS and Pick-UJpS
Via poIornaa


Via polorosa
"The way Of tears" We dread thro' il
to walk;
We enter with bowed heads and many
fears;
We tremble as its darkened alsles we
tread.
And pass fuslllade of warning sneers.
Gloomy and fearful are it's precincts ell;
Dreadful the slghs, and often they
alright,
Yet IL we persevere and boldly go
We know that at it's end we see the
light.
This life our way of tears is doomed
to be;
Error and failure make us bow and
bend;
Yet push aheadl For only by its tests
We worthy are for Gods light at its
endi
Croker is coming home for Christmas.
Maybe he'll find Hearst in his stock
! ing
Uncle Joe Cannon says he is not
But man Of 20 can't be very spry in
lodging.
A Massachusetts woman complains
because she found a cigar stump In
a sausage. Aw, smoke up!
|
Good Guess
| Mr.. George Winfree was down at Mr..
L. A. Beeson's few days ago with
samples of paint. Guess he is going to
paint his -Winston-Salem IN.
| CO Guide.
Revenge is sweet to ST. Louis just
now. Chicago built drainage canal
and turned Its sewage on st. Louis, and
now factories are SO depicting the flow
at Niagara that the canal Is becoming
q dry sewer ditch. And the odor is
worse than the old Chicago river.
Palm-Do you believe in early mar
riage?
Pepper-Not before noon.
The governor of Cuba draws $4,000
a year. But he has to live In Cuba.
Hearst calls all his opponents bugs.
He would be bugaboo if he were not
a humbug.
| Dowie in vision Is told to raise
sl,OOO,OOO. That's where he'll raise it.
Two Georgia mutes eloped the other
Gay. That's one of those quiet we'd
dings the society editor tells about.
A Pittsburg millionaire eloped with
| a 17-year-old girl. Wanted to get her
before the chorus did, maybe.
Berkeley man has invented a
swear-less language. What's the use
of it?
Orange-Has she good figure?
Lemon-Yes, about a million.
| ]. J. Hill says credit is better than
money. But only when you have
money can you get credit,
Hughes plays the pianola. That's the
first rumor against him.
Smooth Editor
Martin Gray of Hedges came into
our Office to whip us today. The trouble
was amicably settled by him buying
us a charlottesville (Colo.) Light.
| The king of AMMAN, who devoured
his wife, must have thought her sweet
enough to eat. .-7, ~, =. ..-.. .
| Also, there's many a slip betwixt the
| cup and Lip-ton.
| People in Chicago won ten OF the six
teen Carnegie medals Only a hero
can live in Chicago.
Warped Wisdom
All men are created free-but some
marry.
men wo, succeed from the
start-if hey ever got one.
| Twins prove that misfortunes don't
come singly.
The man in love with himself should
be buried in oblivion.
1t doesn't take much of family storm
to sour the milk of human Kindness.
Getting rich would be easier if it made
one really unhappy to do It,
Candied-dates are politicians favorite
confections.
You can do more by working a minute
than by talking an hour.
In matrimony woman would RATHER
be envied than happy.
Straw votes show which way the hot
air blows
A word to the wise is sufficient-if he
is thirsty and it's the right word.
Be sure you are right, then break a
head.
w. H. C.
Yester Year
The world is gold and pink and white
The blue OF sky is fieeked with foam