New-York tribune., 1906-07-22


These post-exansinafioa Gays are prullns Srs
'howlsrs," some OF the best OT which come SF0n
Alabama, where body Ot engaging young paODle.
candidates FOR the-poston Of teachers IN the whIta
schools. have DerDetrated some delightful blunders-
what f9 the position OF JaDonF brings out tho
reply re is like dog with his feet eFumBlsd up
under him." The political divisions Of North
America ara defined by one erudito young man "a
Republican and Democratic" and BY another as
''the Arctic Ocean. Atlantic Ocean. Guf OF Mex
ico and Camblan Sea-" The uniformity 6eKtbOOl.
is good book yuss." writes stiIl another IN
plying % q question TO the advantages OF dis
advantage OF uniformity IN textbooks 1T hav0
large print and pretty pictures. therecore. SaVor
the uniformity textbook"
Grammar Is a subject fraught with terFors for
the majority "a court-martial - some kind of q
utenciel uEe.'' writes one well meaning YOUTH
: ''Utencel Is q noun. Because It Is a mama" Ihens
IA desperation he adds: Il would b0 glad 70 know
what grammar Is the Best"
Ono wOuld-b0 teacher writing southern
Heroes" delivers himself IN these delicious teTmss
General Lee was man. no was q hero. he was
gain. he was WatchfuL He was one Of ths best
generals the South ever had Joe Wheeler, did
say Joe. I should have said General jos Wheeler
tho Brave little fellow. and can say ana am proud
TO say that have worked 20 bis iGtTust q tho
No. OF Alabama and I am proud that can say that
ne. Joe climbed tie tree that stood Cuban soil
ana an proud that he IS q Albanian But Re-
meruber Hobson who slip between the walls &C
Cuban prison. and have one sentiment for al tho
cheers for the living and tears for the dead"
Turning from Alabama 20 Chicago. ana rruns
Southern heroes 20 law and medicine. encoun-
ters such refreshing statements az:
"a dOwaser is a widow without 1Oints' GOins~
'.IIabeas corpus mean. you may take The hsaa
"A germ Is a tiny insect sometimes found IN dis
eases or organs Il is 50 very small that e can only
contagious AT times # appears Ike the head of
THE doctrine Of evolution began with the begin
ming of life and grew higher and higher until is
50 slow that neither the monkey nor the man knew
anything about it.
That the bride OF to-day IS not the bride q.
yesterday Is the wall of Lady Violet Greviile. who
sees n the fact a symptom OF degeneration. Tho
coy ana shrinking bride OF former years. who vaa
subject 70 vapors. has departed. along with mo
muslin gowns. the paper slippers and rnglets. 70
which she was addicted Up-t0-dafe brides ars
inclined 10 be calm and composed az the altar
the bridegroom being the who Is apt 70 be 'by
far the moro Hurried and nervous OF thu TWO"
As for the wedding ceremony itself. that "has
taken on a raore cheerful and jocular aspect"-a
condition OF affairs that would strike most rno-taIa
as highly desirable. but Lady vIoIet's .nind "a
Itfls ground Cor pessimism In her statement fh1S
''the blushing and fearful virgin has passed away
Brushes and tears may nave passed away. along
ana that is something 70 Be grateful for.
Il seems an ODD way 70 take a holiday but s,m.
English titled people have taken 70 touring tks
shires IN gypsy wagons The wagons are gay with
red and green paint and The freshest and dantiest
OF white window draperies and Lord Dash sis m
IN front and drives the first ard BIGGEST one ard
Lady Dash brings up the rear with She smaller.
They carry tent along with tEeEn ald several rOr
dogs and taking IN al the golfins. fishing ana
hunting that they run across
Camping out is all right observed an ,l1 ph,-
sician the other day. "bUt have seen people who
e1patiated the benefit they were derivias, who
yet breeIhed desperately bad air every night. They
slept II tents. and. as every knows. q wen
made tent when closed is almost aIrtighl one
person win up the air Of an average sIzrl eene
IN less than half hour: Two persons fn less than
a quarter Of hour. II people cannot trlst taoul-
selves 10 sleep IN the oren. they should q Il
that opening is made II the az least a rnoe
square for eacn occupant Il Is the only way 10
SECURE good ventilation when the tent q Gloss1-s