The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1906-02-24

| -y H1o'to 10 never give up.
she-les; I've frequently noticed
10 crowded street car.-PhilaGelphi
Record.
least-Did he fail to make a succe1
OF business? CrimsonLeak-Yes I I've
heve that IS why be taiIed.-Yonker
Statesman.
| rlfst DIrector-I wish they'd inyeq
hsate this company. Second DirectC
why? First Director-Td like 20 fin
Out something about it.-Puck.
What asked Miss Elderleish. die
papa say when yol asked him for me-
ne dldn say anything He fell on
my neck and ept'-Chieaso Record
Herald.
IA IWaddles-To:nny, | wasn't such
q Dig 1901 When was your age. Tommy
lNaddies-But yoaye erowed a hi T.,
iot since then, amt you. ra?-Cle,e-
land Leader.
NO man. said the feYow who
quotes, can serve two masters" "tnd
yet answered the observer. we have
men who commit bigamy."-St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
loa say that public official had
hothlnS to say?" said the editor. Yes.
answered the self-confident reporter.
but ne talked three-quarters of an
hour before | discovered it."
Walter-How did you order Your
pee1, Sir! ENTHUSIASTICALLY con-
found you! / suppose l ought to have
ordered it by mail two weeks in ad-
Vance--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Gan you advance any argument to
show why your political principles
should VIM" No" answered Mr..
Dustin Stax, but | can advance con-
cash. "-Washington Star.
Now. George, I'm of to the station
Tor mother. Do brace up and don't act !
rs II you had NAL de mer!" mo such |
uck; it's the coming NAL de votre
mere that makes me ."-Brooklyn
Life
Your bump Of destruction is unus-
'ally large" said the professor of
Are you a prize-fighter?"
No." replied the victim in the chair.
l am furniture moyer."-Chicaeo
Jews.
"Pop!" Yes. my son." What is an
xcavation?' Why, an excavation.
ny boy, is a place from which dirt
as been taken" We'll, | suppose
~ face is an excavation, hen?"-Yon-
ers Statesman.
What do you mean by writing
among the prettiest girls at the dance
as Capt. Andrews? The captain is
AN Yes, but he spent most OF
is time among the prettiest girls
lere. "-Philadelphia Telegraph.
"Woodby declares his grandfather
sscended from one of the greatest,
buses in England" "Ah, yes; did
,ar story about the old man fa!,inci
roof he was repairing once for I,
ord Somebody or other. "-Phiadel- ,
Tia Ledger.
Parke-There's only one way to man a
e about money matters. Whenever /
see thing l want 1 invariably ask f
vself this question, Can | afford it," y
ne-But do you always stick to this? =.
If l find can't afford
| buy it.-Town and Country.
Miss Pechis-I was quite surprised
Mr.. Sloman last evening. He was q
cussing American Beauties" and he
id me quite compliment. Miss
that was surprising.
'er before heard of his paying any
ng before it was due-Philadel
a Press.
The last time saw Packer he was
king pretty blue; said he had moth H.
to do" He told me the same n
ng today when l met him. but he I'll
) quite cheerful" "Ah, resigned to -
l suppose" Resigned to it? No, e.,
appointed to it. He's got a poll "a
4 job. "-Philadelphia Press.
Pa" said little Willie, what is the III
erence between a magnet and a
ynate?" "A magnet, Willie, is a me- ba
ic substance. generally of iron, ca
CHI will attrack certain metals, but ri
gold or silver. A magnate is a me- CO
ic substance, invariably of brass, In
Oh will attract gold and silver on nj
-Judoo