Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1906-01-31
a can of Holsters. when they

got the helmet opened, so pa could
come out. he looked just like a
boiled lobster. and when the chief owner
Of the circus come up on run. and asked
if pa was dead, pa said: Not much,
Mary Ann; did l win?" and the man
ager said it was pity they ever opened
that helmet and let pa out The man
told pa he won in a walk, but the chief
of police of Scranton was going to arrest
pa for exceeding the speed limit
They took pa to the dressing-roonl,
on piece of board, and when the wom-
an driver saw him, she got an AK, and
wanted to cleave him from head to foot,
but the bearded woman stepped in front
OF her and said: Not on your life"
and she shielded pa from death with her
manly form, which pa says he shall
never forget. Pas old friends in Scran-
ton gave him a banquet that night. but
pa couldn't eat anything, cause the rim
OF the brass helmet Cit a cash in his
Adams apple.
Alter the chariot race the managers
concluded they wouldn't let pa have any
position OF Importance again very soon,
and L made up my mind you wouldn't
ever catch me in any game that pa was
IN; but IN the circus business you can
never tell what is going to happen from
one day to another.
On the train on the way to Wilkes
Barre there was hot box on one of the
sleepers. and the car was side-tracked
all night
Wnen we arrived at the town about
Az wagon drivers that were in the car
ala not show up, and they had to press
everybody that could drive a team into
the service to haul the stuff to the lot
and pa drove four horses so well with a
load OF tent poles that the manager
conpllmented pa, and that gave ia the
Dig head. When the parade was all
ready TO start through town, and the
drivers had not arrived. the manager
asked pa If he thought he could drive
the ten gray horses on the band wagon.
10 lead the procession. and pa said driy-
ing ten horses was his best hold
anu he got up on the drivers seat.
ana called me to get up with him.
and hate boy that will disobey a
parent, so 1 climbed up and began
CldrlOC
race, and [ told them pa wouldn't do
thing to them this time.
The manager of the show always rides
ahead OF the parade, with the chief Of
police OF the town and the band horses
follow him. so it is easy enough to drive
ten horses, cause all you have to do is
to hold on to the 20 lines. and look saw.
age at the crowd on the sidewalks.
and the horses go right along. and the
people think the driver is wonder. So
when the manager started in his buggy
pa pulled up on all the lines he could
hold on to- which filled his lap, and
made him look like a harness maker.
and he yelled: "Ye-up." and the pro-
cesslon moved, and the ten teams ma
was driving went along all right. and pa
| looked as though he owned the show and
the town
We got downtown. to wide street
ana there was fire alarm ahead, or
something, and the procession stopped.
and the manager and chief of police dis
appeared. and there was a wagon load
OF green cornstalks right beside the
lead team. which a farmer was taking
TO a slio. but he had stopped his team
! 10 see the parade. The three teams of
pas leaders, six horses. began to eat
the corn stalks. and the camels. that
were behind us. worked along up bv the
Dahd wagon and began to eat, and the
farmer got scared to see his corn stalks
disappearing. SO he drove off on a side
street. and started for the silo. and nv
| ginger. pas team turned onto the side
street and followed the wagon of corn
stalks. and pa couldn't hold them. and
the band played, I'm the Good Old Sum-
mer Time, There Will Be a Hot Time
in the Old Town"
The camels kept up with the farm
ers wagon, too, and the whole parade
| followed the band. The farmer
started his horses into run,
| and the team of ten horses that
was driving pa started to gal
looping, and l looked back, and the
elephants were beginning to gallop. and
all the cages were coming whooping,
and it was picnic. The band stopped
playing. and the players were scared,
and as we were crossing a little bridge
ONCk SlEelll On the oUS6 OIL
town, l turned around to the band
and told them to jump for their lives,
and they all made jump for the stream,
and the air was full of uniforms and in
struments. and they landed in the
stream all right.
We went on up hill, and were in the
country, and the farmer turned into a
farmyard, and the band wagon followed,
and the farmer jumped off the corn
stalk wagon and rushed for the house,
and pas ten-horse team surrounded the
wagon, and every horse was eating corn
stalks, and the team was all mixed up.
The camels and elephants crowded in
for the nice green lunch. and the farm
er's wife came out with her apron wav-
| ing. and said 'Shoo." but none of the
! animals shooed worth cent. and pa