The Ely miner., 1906-04-27


heart was touched, cause l know how
q boy hates to work after school, so
gave him a job sprinkling insect 4
powder on the buffalosS. that were
scratching themselves against the tent
poles so much that | felt they had
something alive concealed about their
persons. That boy started in with
his can of insect powder OF buffalo
calf, and then he filled the cows hair
full OF the POWDER and when he start
ed on the bull, the bull took a sniff
of the powder on the COW, and got it
up his nose, and he held his head
up kind of scared like, and turned his
upper lip wrong-side out, and begau to
paw the ground. Then he made a
charge on that boy, and tossed him
through the tent, and looked through
the hole, and saw the boy scratching
gravel towards town. If he is not
running yet, he is probably doing
chores for his mother both before and
after school.
l have discouraged most of the boys
who wanted to run away and go with
the show, by giving them curry comb
and brush and telling them they could
have permanent job currying off the
hyenas Most boys would look sort
of dubious about it, but would think it
was up to them to be game, and they
would take the curry comb and brush
all right. | would take them to the
cage, and tell them to just talk sooth-
ing 10 the hyenas through the bars,
| and when the hyenas began to get
tame and act as though it would give
them pleasure to be curried off, and
laid down and rolled over, and purred
like cat that wanted to be scratched,
and acted as though they would eat
out of ones hand, the boys might call
me, and | would have the cage opened
and they could go in and curry them
Off
Well it would kill you dead to see
fool boy side up to hyena cage and
try to hypnotic a hyena by kind
words and pious example, saying
soothing words like 800, boss" or
20, come off now, and he a good fell
low and see the hyena snarl and
show his teeth like an anarchist that a
multi-millionaire might try to tame
so ne would take roll of money out
of his hand without biting the hand.
| have had boys stand in front of q
hyena cage with curry-comb and
brush all day, trying to get on good
terms with the hyenas, and occasion
ally the hyenas would forget to snari
and the boy would think the animals
were beginning to weaken, and the boy
would work up closer to the cage, ard
say: Pretty pussy" and hold out his
hand and say: Good fellow" Then
the whole cageful of hyenas would
| make rush for him, bowling, snap
ping and scratching, with their bristIes
up, and the boy would fall backwards
over a sacred cow. About this time
would come along ana ask the boy If
he had got the hyenas curried, cause
if he had, l wanted him to curry the
grave robbers-the jackals. Then
the boy would reluctantly give up
his tools, and say if 1 wanted the
hyenas and jackals curried off I could
do it myself l would tell them
they would never do for the circus
business, cause faint heart never won
fair hyena. Then they would go
home and sell their mothers copper
boiler to get money to pay their way
in the show. Gee, hut l have saved
lots CT boys from a circus fate
Pa has an awful time in the hos
pital, cause twice day the doc
tors strip him and pull mess of cac-
tus thorns out of him, and he yells
and don't talk very pious The doc
tor told me l must try and think of
something to divert pas mind from
his suffering.
So l got some telegraph blanks and
envelopes, and l have written mes
sages from the show managers, twice
a day. The morning message would
tell about the business of the day be-
fore, and how they missed pa. Then
| would add something like this: ''The
farmers around Olathe are all inquir-
ing for you," or "The farmers around
Topeka wish you were here, cause
they want to give you a reception"
or About 200 farmers at Parsons
think we ought to let them in free,
on account of being old friends of
yours" The last one broke pa all up
The message said: Many farmers
from Atchison are going to come with
us to Kansas City to conferNwith you
on an old matter of business" Pa
jumped like box car off the track,
and wanted the doctors to send him
to hospital at st. Louis, and he told
the doctors the reason, but they
cheered him up by saying If any mob
came to the hospital after him, they
would hide him in the picking vat,
and make the mob believe he was dead
That is the way it stands now. But
pa is not so darn happy as I have
seen him, though try to do all l can
to keep his mind off his trouble. tell
him as long as his conscience is clear,
he is all right, but he says: But,
Hennery, that's the trouble; it amt
clear. Well, let US have peace, at
any price"