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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31

Il makes a man OF % feel avfuTy
old to hear a boy OF Is talking about
the things he used to do when he was
. lid
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31

The original chauneurs. IL seems
we're robbers Which Is another in
stance showing the descent Of man.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31

When you see a nan reading How
20 Make Easy Money In Wall Street,
It's time to collect that quarter he
owes you-Puck-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31
Ysu Don't Have to Watt

Every cose makes YOU feel better. Lar.
res keeps your whole inside right. Not en-
enpe IN a fnn bottle. Sold on the moner
oasx plan everywhere Price 50 cents
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31

Ii you must take 4 laxative, take a harm
less one Lax-Fos does not gripe, therefore
does not irritate- Irritation : what does
the harm Price 50 cents.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31
m AGONY.

A West virginian's Awful Distress
Through Kidney Troubles
". L Jackson. merchant. Of Park
ersburg. W. Va, says: Driving about
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31

Cash Is the cold cream that can
oeautify even the plainest face
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31

Love of graft also laughs at lock
smiths-Puck-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31

Scripture Authority Exodus iQ:.i-
- Psalm - 80
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1906-05-31
SIGNALS FOR BRIDAL PARIS

kiss yeT-IudRe.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
FREE DISPENSARY
FOR FOUR MONTHS

A report of the work done at the
Free Dispensary for the quarter ended
March 81, also monthly reports for the
past four months. were submitted TO
the Board of Health yesterday.
For the quarter there We're 191! cases
treated being 1880 medical and 3S7
surgical, and $50 prescriptions were
filed.
Twenty-Five nationalities were repre-
sented by the beneficiaries as follows:
Portuguese 800, Hawaiian 334. Chinese
30i Porto Rican 147, japanese 10, Amer
lean Al. Part Hawaiian SO. West Indian
%. British %, Negro IS, German 16
Swede 1. Spanish Il, French 9, Norwe-
gian g. Korean 5. Pole 5, Dane 4. Irish
4, Filipino i, Cuban 8, Egyptian 8, Hin
doc Finlander 1. Italian 1.
For the month of April 481 patients
were treated, the medical cases being
359 and the surgical 122, and 269 pre-
Scriptions were filled. Nineteen nation
alities were represented thus: Port
uguese 1872, Hawaiian 100. Porto Rican
IS, Chinese %, japanese "a, Part Ra
waiian Is, Negro 9. Russian I, Amer
lean 6. Austrian I, British 6, Spanish 8.
Korean 4. Scotch 3. German 3. Fench
2, Irish .. Pole l. Dutch l.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
kOkO HEADS
WIN A LEG

The Koko Head skating team took
the second leg in the relay race last
night from the speeders of the Diamond
Head team, bringing in the stock with
their racing ribbons fully half a lap
ahead. The teams We're:
Diamond Head: Hart, McCandless,
Rice and Bolster
Koko Head: Sumner, All Fong. Fer
nandez and Downev
The first round found the Diamond
Heads leading. a fast pace being cut
out. The change was neatly made for
the second relay, Hart and All Fong get
ing off close together Round the rink
the little Chinaman chased his big ri
val. finally passing hirl at the corner
and securing a good lead. All Fong
did the prettiest skating in the race
and ought to show UP we'll in single
contests.
The lead secured by him for the Ko-
kos was kent up until the end when
Bolsters collision with the wall settled
the thing.
Just before this race a contest be-
tween novices was skated Hughes be
ing the only one out of a half dozen
starters to negotiate the required dis
tance. There was a good turnout at
the rink.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
INSPECTOR KEEN'S
REPORT FOR APRIL

E. c. Keen, Inspector of Buildings,
Plumbing and House Sewers, reports
to the Board of Health the following
detail of the work of his Office for
April:
Plumbing plans filed and permits is
sued for same, %; separate pieces of
plumbing finished and accepted, %:
number of fixtures in above, 81; houses
connected to sewer system, 6; building
plans filed and permits issued, 10; null
Sances investigated, s.
Inspections made as follows Sewer
connections made 5; nuisances inves-
tigated, ); building sites examined. s.;
buildings under construction examin-
ed II; repairs of buildings examined,
%: plumbing inspections, 159; total,
DIG
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
ANGRY At
THE PRELATE
Native Sons of CaIifor.
MIA Score Bishop
Hamilton.

1T is a city of saloons and anarchy
where Methodism fourisheth not" In
such language Bishop Hamilton is call
ing to the regenerate in the East, from
Lawrence. Mass, to Trenton. N J., TO
give their pennies to the salvation of
wicked San Francisco.
The Native Sons of the Golden West
have heard the report of The pulpit
drum ecclesiastic, beat with fist instead
of a stick-and they have risen to
object to the language of the Bishop
BE it Resolved. That we call upon
the said Bishop Hamilton to publicly
disavow or withdraw the scandalous
statement In these words,-and
many others-San Francisco Parlor,
No 40. on Friday evening called upon
'one Bishop Hamilton. who is mas
querading in the East as a represent
tative Californian" to come home and
say it to them or else forever after
hold his peace.
And. whereas the said Bishop Ham
ilton is not Californian. representa-
tive or otherwise, and is not. by reason
of his ignorance concerning San Fran
cisco, qualified to speak concerning
conditions here; therefore he it re-
solved by San Francisco ParIor, No.
40, Native Sons of the Golden West.
that we denounce the said ut+erarces
of the said Bishop Hamilton as false
and libelous, and as the act of an in
CRATE on the part of a man who has
sought and has received assistance.
financial and otherwise, in this city
So much for the good name of the
city and the defense of it by the ma
tives.
But it is an awkward oredicament in
which the Methodist financier finds
himself. That Methodism flourisheth
not he feels deeply. for he has had to
sign notes. so he says, to the extent
of 100000, and no Native Son, Meth
odist or otherwise. has risen to pay
the said notes. Hence the Bishop must
seek the money from the more pious
East To conjure the joyful collection
it is of course necessary to state very
plainly that the native heather are
very heather indeed, and wholly un-
prepared to save themselves. If the
Bishop should say that San Francisco
was only mildly or indifferently hea-
then the offertory would be mild and
Indifferent, and then he would have to
pay the notes out of his own pocket.
The cause demands plain speaking, and
he spoke.
But what is one to do in these days
of telegraphs and newspapers, when the |
distant heather reads his character |
and telegraphs swiftly back that he is |
no heather, and, even If he was, he |
prefers not to be saved just at present. |
neither by Lawrence, Mass, nor yet |
by Trenton, N. J.?-San Francisco
Chronicle April Is.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
Auction Sale
Saturday. May z. 1906

At 10 a. m. at my saiesroom, corner
Fort and Queen street. L will sell
40 Cases Johannes Mineral Water.
Bedsteads, Couches, Pianos.
b. Linoleum, Sweet Potatoes,
81 Large Tent, etc.
ALSO
White Leghorn Chickens,
# white Leghorn Cockerals,
Game Rooster. etc. etc.
81
WILL E. FISHER,
AUCTIONEER.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
WOMEN'S WOES.
It's Hard for Any Honolulu Woman
To Keep Up and Around When
Her Back Is Constantly
Aching.

When a womans back aches.
When it throbs day and night;
Or she is tired and worn out;
Unable to stoop without pain.
When urinary troubles annoy her,
And she is nervous and irritable.
It's hard to keep up.
Can't be well until the kidneys are
well.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills cure
these ills.
Cure the kidneys and kept them well
Honolulu testimony proves it.
Mrs. n. Joseph lives at the cornor
Of Liliha and King streets, this city.
She says: 81 was troubled for seven
months with a lame back, and also suf-
fered from occasional attacks of chills.
These various complaints made my con-
dition by no means a happy one, so
that much desired some remedy which
would bring relief. This I found in
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills. some
of which I obtained at the Hollister
Drug Co.'S store. L am pleased to say
that they gave me not merely temper
airy but permanent relief and I have
not the least hesitancy therefore in
recommending Doan's Backache Kid
ney Pills. They are a good kidney
medicine"
Doan'S Backache Kidney Pills are
for sale by all dealers at so cents per
box, (six boxes s2.50). Mailed by the
Foili-ter Drug Co. 1t, Honolulu
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03

strength to carry this affliction, and
to take away all distress: and
BE it Resolved That a copy of this
resolution be sent to the Honorable
Eugene Schmitz Mayor of the city OF
San Francisco state of California
United States of America.
BY the committee.
JOHN HAULANT, Chairman.
En- Nan Lii, J. K. Waiamau. j. ID
KahaIe. Jas. K. Keliikuli j. 4. Kainu-
wal. VIM. S. Kapela, VIM. Paoo, l. NJ
Painamu, J. K Kauai, Fred. K. Willis,
P. Niha Rev D. Kaai, Geo. Nakookoo,
NJ. K. Makaena, S. K. Kaunamano, j.
D. McNeigh."
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03

A HESOL11ON.
whereas. BY means of Geographic
communication we have been informed
that a serious earthquake has visited
and shaken the foundation of the beau
tiful city of San Francisco on the ear
ly morning of April 18th A. d., 1906,
and accompanied by never satiated
tongues of fire carrying destruction TO
everything obstructing it's path, rem
dering the larger portion of the city
pillars of ruin and ashes in appeasins
IFS vengeance. occasioning surprise and
horror. not only among us but to the
four corners of the globe: and
Whereas. BY all the information as
certained we perceive the misfortunes
which have befallen the inhabitants
within the city on that memorable day.
and the wailings OF it's many thousands
of inhabitants lingering about the ruins
or their beloved homes, while the enn-
bers of fire was falling here and there
like so many raindrops, struggling
with this demon in pain and misery
in the effort to obtain relief and safety
the family trying to save their home
the husband his wife, the parents their
children, therefore
..Be II Resolved, That we. the citizens
who are afflicted, residing in the Couh-
" of Kalawao. Island Of Molokai, Ter
ritory of Hawaii. through their COM
mittee do join in the bereavement ana
in bearing the burden of this disaster
while you are in the hour of your aftllc-
ton through the visitation of this DIS
aster from Heaven at your doors There
is an end to everything for we do not
know the day or the hour when the
Angel of Death shall come to each or US
and destroy US with great slaughter
and
.Re it Resolved, That we extend the
warm hand of true friendship IN our
grief with the wish that you Will &C
cent our token of love to alleviate your
sufferings with the little we nave De
inc the SUM of One Hundred and Nine
tv-four and 55-100 Dollars, subscribed
among ourselves with the love ana
affection: and
RE it Resolved. That we further re
o,,ast that YOU consent that we mourn
,,,itb Won for the loved ones VINO nave
danarted never to return with our
waivers to Almighty God to give You
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
AID FROM
SETTLEMENT
Pathetic Expression of
Sympathy for San
Francisco.

Whereas, The Board of Health of
the Territory of Hawaii, at it's meeting
this second day of May, A D., 1906
has before it the resolutions passed and
contributions made by our wards, the
lepers, citizens and residents of the
Molokai Settlement. in behalf of those
made destitute and suffering in conse-
quence of the great earthquake and
confagration at San Francisco, April
18th, A. D.. 1906.
Resolved, The Board of Health
hereby expresses its profound apprecia-
ton of the deep and unbounded sym
pathy and feeling shown by all toward
every grief, loss and distress suffered
and believes no gift presented can
equal in pathos and refining influence
that presented by our wards;
Resolved, That the resolutions re-
made a part of the minutes of this
meeting as permanent record and
that an attested copy of this resolution
be sent to each contributor
Thus the Board of Health, at it's
meeting yesterday. recorded and en-
phasized its appreciation of the most
pathetic event, relative TO the San
Francisco disaster. which has occurred
in this Territory. Without waiting for
any appeal from headquarters. the af-
fiicted wards of the Territory came to-
gether and contributed nearly two
hundred dollars to the relief fund.
After hearing the story read from the
presidents business message for the
day the Board, having discussed the
matter briefly, decided to turn the Set
Elements contribution over to the local
relief committee, but with request
that the circumstances of this partcu-
lar item be made prominent in con-
veying the next remittance to San
Francisco
THE STORY TOLD.
Following is Mr. Pinkham's recital
of the facts, in submitting the resolu-
ton to the Board of Health:
There are but few instances on
record more touching than the resolu-
tions and contribution received from
our wards on Molokai for San Fran
cisco relief now placed before you
When in Bible story the widow cast !
in her mite the great teacher said,
This poor widow cast more than they
all. She did cast in all that she had.
Beside their offering of $194.55, con- |
tributed in sums from five cents upward !
by nearly four hundred persons, our
of thousands looks small !
Our isolated friends. confined with |
in the ten square miles of their beau |
tiful sea grit and mountain walled |
have by this act shown
that only their bodies are confined to
limits but not their sympathy
or love of suffering humanity, and that
within them dwells the spirit that
makes all the world neighbors.
"A mass meeting was held upon re-
ceipt of the news of the disaster to
the city of San Francisco. Next Sab
bath services for the dead will be held
in the churches at the Molokai Leper
Settlement.
1T seems to me the resolution and '
list of contributors should be made
part of the minutes of this meeting as
4 lasting official record and an indica-
ton of the sincere appreciation of the
Board"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-05-03
A Resolution.

TRANSLATED from the Hawaiian Ian
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-07-06
OF AID TO HOSTESS.

wish to entertain their pupils and a.
the same time instruct them In a way
that does not seem like study.
Provide cards and pencils for all and
tell the guests to observe the objects
In the room, as they have a musical
significance. II desired, the company
may hunt In pairs. partners being
found by the means OF familiar bar
or two OF music cut In two; when the
air is completed the couple set out 10
discover what the peculiar articles
scattered about mean. Here are the
objects and a key:
A quire OF paper-A choir.
Three dolls dressed allke-Tripletx.
A carpenters brace--Brace.
A watch-Time.
A razor-A sharp.
The chin rest from a violin-A rest.
A card on which is written XII
Forte.
A name written on a piece OF paper
"A signature.
A pair of apothecory's scale--Scales.
A base taken from table bell
Bass.
A peck measure containing two
beets-Two beats in a measure.
A heavy string-Chord.
A fiat iron with letter B on IT'D
Nat.
A card board letter C hanging from
the gas jct-High c.
A bit OF tar-Pltch.
A pipe stem-Stem.
A large half-tone engravIng-Halt
tone.
a bank note-NOte.
A baby's shoe with an 0 on the sole
Solo.
A love letter which starts out we'll,
but has blot half way down the
page-Accidental.
a necktie-Tic
A bar Of iron-Bar.
A door kcy-Kcy.
a pocket rule or tape measure
Measure.
A % cent piece with n piece o. black
court plaster pasted on it-Dotted
quarter.
a real flower and n lock Of hair
Natural
A circular piece OF cardboard cut
into three equal pieces-Thlrds
To the one who correctly guesscs
the most give a prize Of musical in
strument In the shape Of candy box.
II something more clabroate is de-
sired a photograph Of one of the COM
poscrs framed or book Of musical
history would be acceptable. A short
programme would complete this enter
;ainmont In a most fitting manner.
MADAME MERRI.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-07-06
CROCHETED CENTERPlECE.

Ton;h rows into each st all
around
Eleventh row. C and Oh be-
tween each c, skipping 3 st, so
as TO keep spOkes of wheel even
Twelfth row-Same as 18th row, only
having Oh between each 2 C.
Thirteenth row-D into each St
Fourteenth row C. with oh bs-
tween each , d c.
Fifteenth row-Same as Nth, only
having oh between each d C.
Sixteenth row-All $ into each st.
Seventeenth row. and 2 ch be-
tween each Il c, always skipping / st
of preceding row.
Eighteenth row. C into loop OF
preceding row, CHI. and so on.
Nineteenth row-Same as 18th row.
Twentieth row-D c into each st.
Twenty-first row-S and 2 ch, all
ways skipping 2 st of preceding row.
Twenty-second rows into each
loop of preceding row, with CHI be-
tween each d C.
Twenty third and Gath rows-Same
rs 22l row.
Twenty-ffth rows into each st
all around.
Twenty-sixth row Qace)--5 oh and
fasteI with into st of preceding
row, and so on.
Twerty-seventh row--5 CHI and fas-
ten with s into loop of preceding row.
Make 3 such loops, and into tho 4th
work C, and SO on.
Twenty-eighth row-Make two oh
loops into the groups OF loops below,
and ch 3, then 8 d above the 6 d C OF
preceding row, CHI and 80 on.
Twenty-ninth row-Make one oh loop,
oh ,, and l d C into each C of pre-
ccdiug row, with CHI between each
d. C.
Thirtieth row-5 oh caught down
with n into each loop of preceding
row.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-07-06
WANTED MORE SNAKES.
As Means of Bringing Sinners to Re-
pentance, Minister Saw They
Were What He Needed.

In a rural town In Michigan lived .
family named Beaver, noted for their
hardihood in all manner CT naughti.
ness. They were the great torment
OF the minister's life. Finally, one
Of the boys was bit by a rattlesnaks
and sent for him. He found the lad
greatly scared and very penitent.
After some conversation. the reverend
gentleman closed the interview by
prayer.
20. Lord" he began. I'VE thank thee
for rattlesnakes. We thank thee that
a rattlesnake has bit Jim. Send an.
other, we pray thee, to bite Tom, and
one TO bite Joe. And. o Lord, send
the biggest kind Of rattlesnake to
bite the old man; for nothing less than
rattlesnakes will bring this Beaver
family to repentance. Metaphysical
Magazine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-07-06
SUGGESTIONS FOR NOVEL AND
PLEASING ENTERTAINMENTS.
A Paper Wedding Celebrates Second
Anniversary--A Game Involving
knowledge of Characters
Used in Music.
A Paper Wedding.


A paper wedding celebrates the sec
ond anniversary, and 1t MAJ be the
jolliest kind OF an affair with little
trouble and small expense. These oc-
casions should be confined to the fam
lily and intimate friends and in conse-
quence be very informal, full of good
comradeshlp and sincerity.
Table cloths and napkins come IN
really artistic patterns and are just
the thing to use, also paper flowers to
decorate with and for the centerpiece.
Years ago when hot houses were an
almost unknown quantity except with
the very rich, flowers of paper were
always used and considered the height
OF fashion. DoIlies of lace paper come
in all sizes, also paper holders for
bon-bons, sailed nuts and ices, so the
table may be set without a bit OF
linen.
Have tho snapplng-cracker caps to
put on before refreshments; by having
TWO OF each color partners may be
chosen. II the hostess wishes and II Is
Nlb'INdit lHt Eutslb may Ut uShtu 10
come in costumes of paper. The girls
can achieve most charming toilets by
purchasing for a trine the last years
patterns from modiste or a pattern
maker The men will probably have
20 content themselves with neckties OF
paper. and huge boutoniere Por-
there's and window draperies made
from strips OF crepe paper are aston
Ishingly pretty. especially in pink and
white. To make the decorations still
more 'papery" quantities of japanese
lanterns, parasols and fans may be
used. For amusement game could
he ConCocted from the flags OF all ma
lions" which are OF paper ana come
in an envelope for the sum OF ten
cents. To the person guessing the
most award prize OF n box Of sta
iionery or any of the numerous ar
ticles made from paper.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-07-06
WAS NOT IMPRESSED.
Country Hotelkeeper Not at All Awed
by the Dignity of the Governor
of the State Of Ohio.

They tell this one on former Gov.
George Hoadley of Ohio. says Judge.
Once upon time, in the midst OF
a campaign, Mr.. Hoadley was to de-
liver a speech at a little town in the
great and glorious Buckeye state.
When he reached the one hotel tho
town boosted he walked up to tho
register and wrote his name. This
proprietor head porter steward
waiter.depot.runner was behind
the desk in his shirt sleeves, his hat
on the back of his head. and n cigar
stump held between his teeth. When
the visitor had put down his John
Hancock, the factotum turned the
register around, read without flicker
OF an eyelid the name there written,
wrote 10" beside it with a lead pen.
Gil and said:
you kin Jest take yer grip right
up that stairway there an back down
tn hall clean TO tn end. Yer room'5
right on tn ilfethand side OF tn hall,
In tn corner-No. 10"
With considerable establishment and
not little injured dignity, Ohio's
chief executive pointed to his name,
smiled family, and said:
II am George Hoadley. governor Of
the state OF Ohio!"
Turning then with q look OF exas-
perated impatience on his face, the
hotel man exclaimed:
well. what dye expect me { do
kiss ye?"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-07-06

"Before wrote TO you, telling you how I
felt, had doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots OF money on medicines besides,
but II all failed TO help me My monthly pc
RODS had caased and suffered much pain,
with faintirg spells. headache, hackache and
bearing-down palms. and / was 30 weak !
could hardly keep around. As a last resort
! decided TO write You and try Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and ] am 20
thankful that did, for after following your
instructions, which you sent me free OF all
charge, ] became regular and in perfect
health. Had II not been for ycu would be
In my grave to-day.
az sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country TO
write you for help as did"
When women are troubled with ir-
regular or painful periods, weakness,
displacement or liberation of an organ,
that bearing-down feeling. infiamma-
ton, backache, fatulence, general de-
bility, indigestion or nervous prostra-
ton, they should remember there In
one tried and true remedy. Lydia Il.
Pinkham'sVegetablc Compound at once
removes such troubles.
No other female medicine in the world
has received such widespread md I'M
qualified endorsement. Refuse all sub
stitutes.
For 25 years Mrs Piukham, daughter
in-law OF Lydia T.. Pinkham, has under
her direction, and since her dccease.
been advising sick women free of
charge. Address, Lynn, Mass.