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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
He Replies to Toast.

DR.. Hook on his appointment as
bishop suffragan of Kingston attended
banquet in his honor, and in reply
to a toast to his health, said: 81
have been presented with an Episco-
pal ring by my friends in Leeds. On
one side are the Kingston arms
three fishes, which the Hook has
come to catch; on the other side is
a PASTORAL staff; so the fishes of
Kingston are to be caught by Hook
OF by crook
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
FOOD AND STUDY
A College Mans Experience.

''All through my high school course
and first year in college," writes an
ambitious young man, Il struggled
with my studies on a diet of greasy,
pasty foods, being especially fond OF
cakes and fried things. My system
got into a state of general disorder
and it was difficult for me to apply
myself to school work with any de-
gree of satisfaction. l tried different
medicines and food preparations but
did not seem able to correct the diff
ficulty.
Then my attention was called to
Grape-Nuts food and l sampled it
had to do something, so I just buck
led down to a rigid observance of the
directions on the package, and in
less than no time began to feel better.
In a few weeks my strength was re-
stored, my weight had increased. I
had a clearer head and felt better in
every particular. My work was SIM
ply sport to what 1t was formerly
my sisters health was badly run
down and she had become SO nervous
that she could not attend to her
music She went on Grape-Nuts and
had the same remarkable experience
that had. Then my brother, Frank.
who is in the postofiice department
at Washington city and had been try
ing to do brain work on greasy foods.
cakes and all that. Joined the Grape
Nuts army. 1 showed him what it
was and could do and from a broken
down condition he has developed into
. hearty and efficient man.
Besides these l could give account
Of numbers of my fellow-students who
have made visible Improvement men,
tally and physically by the use of
this food" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek, Mich
There's a reason Read the little
book. THE Road to Wellville." in
pkgs-
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Ground Plan.

required placed about 2 feet from
each end of the cellar and are covered
with 6-inch fencing laid lengthwise of
the cellar. All of these wooden struc-
lures are removed after the brick arch
is made.
A drain tile extends around the out
side of the cellar and enters the one
which drains the cellar. The outside
cellar door is raised and lowered by
a weight and pulley.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

derstand this trouble. 1t was just as
II all the strength had gone from my
back After suffering for some time
l began using Doan's Kidney Pills.
The remedy acted at once upon the
kidneys and when normal action was
restored the trouble with my back
disappeared. l have not had any re-
turn of it,"
For sale by all dealers. so cents
box Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. Y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
RreakInu It GentIx.

81 hev come to tell yez. Mrs. Malone
that yer husband met with an acct
dent
AN what is it now?" walled Mrs
Malone.
HE was overcome by tn heat
num-
Overcome by tn heat, was he? An
how did it happen?"
"He fell in the furnace over at the
foundry, mum.''-Milwaukee Sentinel
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
To Get the Best Out of LIE:

Order the life habits to conform to
the laws of hygiene. take proper rest,
food. drink and exercise, have plenty
of light, fresh air and sunshine, and
take cup of Garfield Tea daily. This
mild laxative insures Good Health.
Druggists sell Garfield Tea
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
EoiIedi

She (sternly)-Wil1 you please ex-
plain the generally battered and dis
reputable condition in which you
came home last night?
He-Certaintly, my dear 1t was my
misfortune, not my fault The fact
is, didn't want to alarm you by tell
ing you at the time, but I was held
up on my way home"
She (coolly)-Yes, I know you
were. / saw your friends run as l
opened the door after they had nut
you on the doorstep.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Made Up for Everything.

t'I'm afraid, DEAR" said Mrs. Sub
bulbs. that your walk didn't do you
much good
Indeed, it did, replied her hus.
band, delighted.
But that awful shower of rain:
you were caught in that and
''Oh, yes, but 1 found a golf ball
that I lost last summer"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Quite ORIGINAL.

"He's got a scheme for a patent
medicine that he thinks should be q
winner. It's chills and fever regu
lator.''
THAT doesn't sound like a very
new idea"
ooh, but his idea of it is. His
scheme is to regulate things SO that
the chills will come on on warm days
and the fever on cold.'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Natures WAY Is Best.

The function strengthening and tissue
building plan of treating chronic, linger-
sued by DIR. Pierce, is following after
Natures plan of restoring health.
He uses natural remedies, that Is
extracts from native medicinal roots,
the expenditure Of much time and
money, without the use of alcohol, and
by skfllful combination in just the right
proportions.
Used as ingredients of DR.. Pierce's
bark, Queens root, Golden Seal root,
Bloodroot and Stone root, specially exert
their influence in cases of lung, bronchial
and throat troubles, and this rDIscov-
EEY" is, therefore, sovereign remedy
for bronchitis, laryngitis, chronic coughs,
catarrh and kindred ailments
The above native roots also have tho
strongest possible endorsement from the
leading medical writers, of all the several
schools Of practice, for the cure not only
of the diseases named above but also for
indigestion, torpor of liver, or bilious
ness, obstinate constipation, kidney and
bladder troubles and catarrh, no matter
where located.
You don't have to take DR.. Pierce's
say-so alone as to this; what he claims
for his Discovery Is backed up by the
writings of the most eminent men in the
card or letter, addressed to DIR. B. "
Pierce, Buffalo, NY, for q little book
of extracts from eminent medical au-
thorities endorsing the ingredients OF his
that Is worthy of your attention II
needing q good, safe, reliable remedy Of
ksaos0n composition for the cure of almost
any old chronic, or lingering malady-
stfpation- One little Pellet IS a gentle
laxative, and two mild cathartic-
The most valuable book for both men
and women Is DIR. Pierces
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

that I could hardly
walk There was
an unaccountable
weakness of the
back. and constant
pain and aching. l
could find no rest
and was very I'M
comfortable at night.
AS my health was
good in every other
way l could not un-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
For a coastIine Railway.

Commercial Agent Shirley, of God
erich, reports an opening for a coast
line railway along the Canadian side
of Lake Huron, which could be built
for $4,000 per mile, including equip
ment, the shore being very level. He
says that other Canadian coastwise
railways, with less favorable locations
are earning 10 per cent.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Die of CONSUMPTION.

1t is true that 60 per cent of the
deaths amoung the Sioux and Yank-
ton Indians now are from tuberculosis,
but it is also true that fifty years ago
tuberculosis was unknown ameng the
Indians, and has fastened upon them
only since the coming of the white
man fO Dakota
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
a Later Consideration.

"How long do you think it will take
to build the Panama canal?" said the
incuisitive person.
81 haven't begun to figure on that"
answered the expert. What I am
trying to ascertain now is how long
it will take to get the building actual
ly started. Washing Star.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
When Women Carry Pistols.

Evidently the man was footpad.
The woman did not quail.
On the contrary, she took a pistol
from her muff.
"You horrid thing" she said, eff this
was loaded and knew how to cock it
I'd make you go right away"
Before he got over his establishment
the police arrived.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
British Invade France.

There are already an entente cor
dale and an entente municipale be-
cween France and England; and now
there is to be an entente musicale.
In other words. British instruments
and chorus singers are to give con-
certs in Paris.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

Kitty had never seen.a gas meter
before.
How does it go. papa.'' she asked
by compressed air?"
Z think not. dear" he said. Prob
ably expanded air-"-Chicago Tri-
bune-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
HIS ONE WEAK SPOT.

Prominent Minnesota Merchant Cured
to Stay Cured by Doan's kidney
Pills.
o. C. Hayden. of o. C. Hayden &
Co.. dry goods merchants. of Albert
Lea, Mimi. says. Il was so lame
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

Dum1ey-Say. you'd better take
something for that cold. old man.
Now
Wise-Don't offer me any more.
please, I've taken too much already.
Rumley-Too much what?
e-Advice.-Philade Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Identification Necessary.

"Ts. your mistress at homer" in
quired Mrs. Borem, standing in the
shadow of the doorway.
81 don't know, ma'am," replied the
servant Cant tell whether she's
home or not till 1 get good look at
ye- If We hov a wart on the side o. yea
nose, ma'am, she amt"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Laxina a Water Pine.

1 wish to conduct water in an inch
pipe a distance of about 900 feet.
There is a creek which crosses be-
tween the supply end and the lower
end, and the pipe would require to be
brought under it, as it is on level, SO
feet below the outlet of the pipe. How
much higher would the upper end of
the pipe have to be than the lower end
to insure a free flow of water? Would
six feet be enough? The supply at
the upper end is small creek with a
good fall and by frightening the pipe
in that direction 1 could obtain more
fall. Should there be a tap in the
lower bend of the pipe for flushing?
The correspondent here suggests a
head of six feet for the flow of water
from the pipe from A to B. With a
head of six feet an inch pipe 500 feet
long, the amount of flow would be
about 200 gallons per hour, provided
the pipe is kept clean and free of OBJ
struction. If this amount is sufficient
for the purpose to which the water is
to be used, then it would not be neces-
sary to run the pipe any further in or
der to secure higher head. The cor
respondent must decide that matter
for himself. 1t would be an improve
ment to place tap, as suggested, al
the lowest point in the pipe in order to
be able to flush it out If necessary.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

Gypsy Smith. English evangelist,
who is coming to America to conduct
meetings, is a real gypsy, and was
born in one OF their camps.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

"Aunt Lizzie" Gone to Her Reward.
Mrs. Elizabeth Aiken, better known
to many thousands as Aunt Lizzie''-
a name which was a synonym for gen.
tie ministration, for hands that ale
waited suffering and words that ban
ished the fear of death among the
soldiers hospitals during the civil
war-who died in Chicago, Jan. II,
had attained the ripe, hallowed age of
80 years. Grand Army veterans
throughout the land will mourn her as
the kindly, great-hearted, self-sacrific-
ing woman who dressed their wounds
or lifted cooling draughts to their lips
as they writhed in agony after being
carried away from some fighting bat
tie line.
Aunt Lizzie Aiken was one of the
most famous nurses in the federal
army. and her patriotic, high-souled
devotion to her arduous duties is al
most without a parallel among her
sex. She served through all the terri
BILE years of strife in the hospitals of
Paducah and Memphis, with hardly a
break in the continuity of her work.
never failing, never tagging. never
discouraged. Beginning in the early
days of 81, without special training.
she became SO proficient that she
saved more lives than the surgeons.
and was able to take up even the du-
ties of the physicians when the emer-
gency arose She left a sick husband
to become a volunteer co-worker in
the cause of freedom, and renounced
the duties of home until there was no
longer need for her in the places
where the human wrecks picked up
from battlefields were gathered in
swarmS.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Every Man His own Part.

You may choose to play your part
well or badly, but you do not choose
your part. The choice is made for you
by the author of the play.-Epictetus.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
TOGO to Visit America.

Admiral Togo will visit America in
April, it is announced upon trust
worthy authority, with two armored
crusiserS.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

A barn IL feet by IL feet is lined
inside and outside, the space between
filled with dry ashes. There is a
great deal of moisture, except in a
stall in the corner, and water drfps
from the ceiling. A ventilator is
built from the middle of the barn,
rising to about four feet above the
roof. There is also a hole IA inches
by II inches in the wall with a piece
OF cheese cloth covering it to give air
without draft.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

The difficulty here seems to be due
to defective ventilation The foul air
outlet is situated between the inlet
for fresh air and the stall. The foul
air. which contains the moisture of
which the correspondent complains.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
The Only Way.

"Ah, good morning, Phocksy! How
do you find business?"
Ct advertise in the newspapers To-
It. of course"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
SMART LITTLE JOKES
HOT FROM THE PENS OF THE HUI
MoRlSTS.

One Point on Which Fudge and
Smudge Were Agreed-one Papa
Not Conceited-PoIkIey' Procrasti-
nation With Him to the End.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Whole Family of coons,

in a hollow tree which was felled
near West Rutland. VT, the other day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Cow Stable,

I wish to build a stone stable for
thirty cattle, the walls to be about 8
feet high, stalls are to be double al
lowing feet clear for the two ami
mails. There are to be two rows of
stalls and pathway behind each row
of about 8 feet wide and the passage
between the rows feet wide. Over
head there is to be loft 8 feet high
and q hip roof. What material will
be required?
The building will require to be 35
feet so feet to give 4-foot passage
behind animals, and a seven-foot pas
sage between rows of stalls with a
cross passage from one side to the
other The superstructure should be
IL feet high, as or feet is very
low for NOV. Allow two doors in
one end for cows to enter and for re-
moving manure; one door in the other
end at the center. Put in plenty of
windows, say four in each side and
six lights 90 in. 16 in.). The doors
require to be A feet wide.
The walls will take rs cords of
stone, 125 bushels of lime and Is yards
sand. The floor will take 16 yards
gravel; yards clean coarse, sharp
sand and Is barrels Portland cement.
Mix the concrete in the proportion of
one of cement to ten of gravel with
a top dressing of one part cement and
two parts sand. The concrete should
be 8 inches thick and top dressing 1
inch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

and women Is Dr.. Pierce >
Common Sense Medical Adj
wiser. A splendid 1006-page
volume, with engravings
and colored plates A copy,
paper-covered, will be sent
to anyone sending 81 cents
in one-cent stamps, to pay
the cost of mailing only, to
DIR. R. " Pierce, Buffalo, n.
Y. Cloth-bound. Al stamp2
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

GEN. Wheeler in the eos.
81 am sorry about Joe Wheeler,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
A Hot Charge.

"Why did the examiners give that
cashier such a hauling over the
coalS?"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10

Fudge-Troublesh never comsu
shingly. Thash by 'sperience.
Smudge-Mine, too. I'm married
m shelf, OF man.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Its a boy"
Anything like me?"

Yes"
Break it gently to the WIFE, Ally
Sloper's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-03-10
Like Papa.

For cooking his accounts"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-12-13
MERMAID IN Il o
CHARMS MAN WHO
LANDS IN LOOKUP

New York, Dec. 12-One of the dainty
mermaids who come up out Of the tank
jand suggest all the joys of submarine
romance In the ballet was the undoing
iof James Earl Williams, 81 years, son
iof a wealthy mar of Baltimore, who
sent him to this town to learn finance in
Wall street.
So young Williams confessed when
he was held on a charge of theft at the
West Sixty eighth street police station.
beyond saying that the fair charmer
in the scales of a Blacklist emerged
from the briny deep not many feet from
first row, left-hand side, orchestra. he
would not divulge her stage name.
Williams came to town last spring
and was taken into the family of Mrs.
Elizabeth Fairchild, at No. 1853 West
Eighty-fourth street, because of family
friendship. He went to Wall street
every morning and learned all about
high finance. Lately he has lost in
fterest in high finance and gained in
lterest in the first row, left-hand side,
where the dainty mermaid comes up
out of the water. He neglected such
materialistic things as board bills, and
came to a complete understanding Of
the lack Of joy of a young man on a
small salary when he is truly in love
with a mermaid.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-12-13
NORMAN WHIPS MAN
AFTER BACKING HIS
THEATRICAL WORK

New York, Dec. 12.-Mrs. c. G. At.
wood, a dashing young widow in a pic
ture hat, used a silver handled riding
whip on Eugene e. Sanger, a theatrical
agent, in front of his office in the,
Knickerbocker Theater building, on
Broadway. She was welting him at a
lively clip when Policeman John Brady
jnterfered.
The widow was mad clear through,
and Sanger was so uncertain as to
what to do hat Policeman Brady
thought the best way to settle the diff
Guilty was to nave q police magistrate
hear both sides. An hour later Mrs.
Atwood was at the bridge of Jefferson
Market police court. Then it uevo.cned,
according to the story told Magistrate
Mayo, that she was an angela theat-
rical angel.
Il gave Sanger and his partner, Rich
ard Pittman, S3,000-every cent / had
in the world-to back their theatrical
agency said the widow e~motionally.
stThat was about a year ago, soon aft
er 1 came here from Mexico City.
pawned all my jewels to raise the
money and Pittman went with me
when I negotiated the loan. 1 was
cheated out of the money, and that is
| all there is to it,"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-12-13
HUGE RUSSIAN ORDERS
FOR HARVESTER TRUST

New York, Dec. 11.-Record breaking
exports Of agricultural machinery it is
stated, are about to be made to Rus
STA by the International Harvester COM
pany Of America and nine chartered
steamships will be dispatched to the
Black and Baltic seaports. British,
| Swedish and Norwegian vessels will
be employed and the first vessel is
| scheduled to sail next week.
In addition part of the cargoes will
be for regular line boats, which will
bring up the total of shipments to north
and south Russia close to 100, coo tons
this season. This viii mean the load
ing of nearly 1000 cars of material, rep.
r~esenting a value Of 5000, 1000.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-12-13
IOWA GOOD ROADS
MOVE BOOSTED BY
Mr.. @CORTELYOU
Postal Chief Declares Efficient
Postmasters Ought to
Be Reappointed.

~ = ~ 70 pos+,
Mashlnslol, -. ~ 80 ~ bis ME-,
master Geleia y oot aeaS ~ 80 - rs we a !,
report slsJs t1e 800 o"a .
poost IN lilis : +,o aoo. ,,a,t
III o-opsnaei 49, ~ o es = 800,
OF asflcu,luis sss1tnta.io = go
Deel ulaae duii1S ~ , ca ~
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srseu ps iuiai rii { : Iroa Nnaiaa
IN tle slaleS " lm !; NJ AT Te.ser NJ,
MIlileso.a' InIssoa Z asl eo,,
AoIk anu Whssoii'ii u %.s s
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1906-12-13
POPE DEFIES THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT
Catholic Pontiff Declares the Priests
Must be Driven Out by
MinIenne

Paris, Dec. 11.-France seems to face
an alarming religious crisis. Reports
of the pope's eleventh hour rejection
of the governments final proffer UNI
der which Catholic worship could be
continued under the common law turns
out to be only too true, and the dead
lock now is apparently complete. Ac-
cording to the pontiff's orders declar-
ations under the law of 1881 are not
only prohibited, but the parish priests
must Yemain in their churches until
driven out by violence.
The official confirmation of this con-
munication has created a sensation
both in government and Catholic cir
cles.
Cardinal Lecot, archbishop of Bor-
deaux; Archbishop Germain and 9th
ers, who already had advised compli-
ance with the law, have hastily in
structed the parish priests of their do
ceses that their former advice is null
and void, n Sunday in all the
church of Paris bishops and priests,
, after mass, read the letter from Car
Itdinal Richard, archbishop of Paris,
! communicating the decision of the holy
see to continue services in the
/ churches, but abstain from any declar-
| ation,' and Cardinal Richards w in
structions, lin view of the order issued
| by the project of the Seine not to per-
mt for the present the employment of
| ceremonial draperies at marriage or
funerals.
The church wardens, whose legal ex-
istence expires next Tuesday, We're
thanked from the pulpits OF the va
rious churches. Prayers We're offered
for the protection of God during the
| coming Period Of persecution.
The government regards the action
Of the pontiff as little less than q sum-
mons Of the french Catholics TO open
rebellion, Is rendering the situation
exceedingly grave and possibly entail
ing The most deplorable consequences.
Premier ClcTneacaau ard NJ. BRAND,
minister OF public worship, held a long
conference Sunday. There is no sign
I Of the government faitenins, hut it rec
onaizes that il may be forced to resort
10 extreme measures. NJ. BRAND said
shat the decision of the pope vas su-
lire!y unexpected.