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Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1906-02-14
A Card.

This is to certify that all druggists are
authorized TO refund your money if
Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure your
cough or cold. 1t stops the cough, heals
the lungs and prevents serious results
from cold. Cures la grippe cough and
prevents pneumonia and consumption.
Contains no opiates. The genuine is in
yellow package. Refuse substitutes.
j. w. Bell,
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1906-02-14

The season of indigestion is now at
hand. Rings Dyspepsia Tablets relieve
indigestion and correct all stomach dis
orders. Sold by DR.. j. w. Bell
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1906-02-14
TAers !. suoh . Thing as . Ground hoe.

Two Of Anderson's leading physi-
clans, DR.. j. b. Townsend and DR..
u. @. Harris, have never believed,
until last Saturday right, in the ex-
istence OF ground hogs. OF course
they read in The Daily Mail that
Friday was ground hog day, and that
the ground hog came out of his hole
and saw his shadow, and then went
back into his hole, because he knew
there was going to be six weeks more
of winter weather, but still they
were doubtful. Some people will
doubt anything they see il 8 news
paper.
+ DR.. Townsend was talking to q
group of citizens in Evans's Phar-
macy Saturday night. "Who started
this story about the ground hog ?" he
asked. "I don't believe there is any
such thing, ! have seen a guinea
pig. and wood chuck and a musk,
rat, but / never saw ground hog,
and have never seen anybody else
who claimed to have seen one. I
believe it is all newspaper yarn
anyhow"
"That's right" said DR.. Harris,
who was in the crowd. 81 have seen
quite good many things myself,
but / never saw ground hog. 1t
must be hoax"
"Why," interrupted a Truthful
Looking Man, who had been listen
ing. "Do you gentlemen mean to
say that you have never seen a
ground hog ?''
"That's> right" replied the two
doctors. We never did. Did your"
Certainly" replied the Truthful
Looking Man; GIVE seen many
one, and I've eaten them, too. There's
one over here across the street now,
and If you would like to see it
will carry you over and show it to
you"
sis it down at The Daily Mail
Office ?" inquired DIR. Townsend,
suspiciously.
"No," replied the Truthful Look
ing Man; "it's right across here, less
than half a block away"
"Let's 60 see it," said the two
physicians.
The Truthful Looking Man led
the way, followed by the two in
credulous doctors, and a crowd of q
dozen or more loupgers, who had
been attracted by the conversation.
The procession trailed along in
front of the Hotel Chiquola and
down the west side of the Plaza.
When the Truthful Looking Man
started into meat market DR..
Townsend stopped and smote his
thigh with his open palm and
Jared the night atmosphere with a
loud cry.
Giles going to show us some
sausage" he yelled; some pork
sausage. And it's ground hog all
right-a burned hog been ground in
a sausage mill. Don't this beat the
Dutch ?'
"Oh, fudge!" exclaimed DR.. Har-
ris, softly. This is as near as DIR.
Harris ever comes to swearing.
The dozen or more loungcrs who
had followed pretended that they
had business further down the street
and walked on without attempting
to say anything.
The Truthful Looking Man laughed
until the tears ran down his cheeks.
"Why," he gasped weakly, "that
is such an old and silly sell that
didn't think anybody would ever be
caught on it nowadays."- "-Anderson
Mai, February 6.
-
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1906-02-14

Pinesalve is the best salve for sores,
burns, boils, tetter, eczema, skin dis
eases and piles. Sold by DR.. j. w. Bell.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-07-27
WILL Be
TEACHERS

The complete list Of those who have
passed the teachers examination has
been prepared in the Department OF
Education, and is given herewith. The
list is official;
FIRST-CLASS TEACHERS CERTIF-
ICATES.
H!lo-Mrs. Oma Holland, Miss Elvira
Osorio, Mrs. II. w. Ludloff, Miss Har-
riet X. Hapai, Miss Olive Horner. Miss
Katherine Trowbridge. Miss Emma F.
Porter. Miss Esther r. Lyman, Mr.
Amos ]. Ignacio.
Wailuku-J. z, Cockett
Honolulu-Miss Ace Akina, Mr.. w
| L. Clark. Miss Mabel c. Ladd, Miss
Virginia Ekstrand Miss Lorna X. Tau
| kea.
Kona-Mr. Julian Yates Mr.. E. M
Muller, Miss Alice X. Muller.
SECOND-CLASS TEACHERS GER.
TIFICATES.
Hilo-Mrs. j. V. Marciel, Mr.. Joseph
Cypriano. Miss Christina Gertz, Miss
Louisa Baptiste Mr.. Daniel Kaloi, Mr..
Chas G. Williams.
Abti AuyOu, MT. Gdlu-
uel Kawaiaea.
Lihue--Miss Hannah Sheldon.
Honolulu - Miss May Steinhauser
Miss Sophie Beerman, Miss Christina
Finlsler. Miss Alice X. West, Mrs. Lii
| lian Mesick.
Kohala-Mr. Jos. n. Kuhns.
Kona--Miss Mae L, Paris, Mr.. Lot
*. Kauwe,
THIRD-CLASS TEACHERS GER
TIFICATES.
Hilo-Mr. Solomon C. Burke. Miss
Alice Carvalho, Miss Catherine How
ard.
Wailuku--Miss Hattie Kalino, Miss
Lucy LAM.
Lihue-Mr. John A. Kealoha, Mrs.
Kawena Kaulili.
Honolulu-Mr. ID. p. Kapewa, Miss
Martha Nielsen, Miss Nellie Rickard,
Mr.. John II. Kanekoa.
Kohala-Mrs. Tamar Hussey, Mrs
C. 3. Mckenzie.
Kona-Mr. Moses Malakaua, Mr..
Edward X. Kekuewa, Mr.. ]. n. Ko-
momua.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-07-27
wANTE2 At oNcE,

A little forethought viii often save
and suffering that must be endured In
ease NJ an attack ~ pain IN the stom,
ach ~ oramp eolle when medicine must
be- sonl fqr, Every family should haya
a bottle ~ rhamherlain's ro'ie, Ch0-
lera ana plarrhOea Remeiy in tho
house, u IN Eure ip be- needed so0ner
pr later and Nhen that timr comes u
All he wanted ai once. huy li n0N
u may save lifo Fold hy AN Dealers
hnd nrusEiHis Henson, smith a co.
ldd Agents fpr liaNaii
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-07-27
GAMBLERS ARE RAISING A
POLICE CAMPAIGN FUND

Tho respectable japanese residents
Of Japanese gambling ho and Advertiser
yesterday and made the following ssfusnt
"a large numer of Jpanese gamirr
plantations and Itsumrd business say permission
lfen given them 10 Ply Their eyu y
iHlpe percentage Vt their geps police famIaign same
arrangement has boon paa sih sin protested
le''on mu'l pas from % 90 90 iais hs fand
hla one ~ lp foliapss a f l Fakaya lhs
luH mata ~ lte riipe iheasf game npas meH 300
lrflu} sAl fisf llr
ilf 'e''ee eias sist ~ " 's 0nf s''s ~ Nagme fff
ewl3s ~ lls shpffn
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-07-27

George kamaba tn Nay ~ ppwl NJ
~. ~ 10 aap ana gii hp y kahuku.
h.pnlhulna nahp 900 u lso sbl
naipl IulY y ssns
iua i0 fpelHima kaRHikumun'u
rl al ~ ~ 1901 hamHninui Walllua
nahu Ilb u isy b lts Dated brpl
~. 1885,
b kHiehpa sni NJ "a ~ in $50
falna h4aalhuWuHlu "A "A nI lnI M
~ luyi htWanaHul NalsiNa uahu
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-07-27
REALTY TRANSACTIONS
Entered for Record July 30. 1906.

Entered Tor RECORD July ~, l9O6.
From a. m. to 4 D. m.
| VIM l. Peterson to Leon Renaut.. i
Haiku Sugar Co to Dept of Public
instruction ....................... S
Paia Plantation to Dept of Public
instruction ..................... L
Mrs Nora Rickard to Honokaa Su-
gar 90 ..'.....,............ J.
Mrs Nora Rickard to Honokaa Su-
gar co ,................... l.
Eugene II Emerson by atty to Will
liam Il Foster ..,..................R Re
William II Foster and WI to Eu-
genie ii Emerson. NJ
Entered for Record July 81. 1906.
From 8 a. m. to II Noon.
| Amy Il Day and hsb to Tr of
Georglana NJ Friel ................ NJ
Hanu (k) ct al to Edward II F
Wolter. tr ...,........-.....,.. ID
Kahauolopua () ct al to Nalimu,
Hill tk) ,.................... ID
Mrs Sarah c Waters by atty to Mrs
Emelia p Fernandes ..............A NJ
II L Kelsey to l. ID Brown. Rel
Maka (w) to James w Ahina.... d
S Kuritani to Serrao Liquor Co
Ltd .,.................,. NJ
Haw on ct al to A n Hayselden... NJ
r A Wadsworth to Kaehuwahanui
kuihelani OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Rel
Mrs Northumberland Kuihelani to
Young Mems Saw Soc Ltd ......... NJ
Dang Wong ct al to Min Fong Co. Il $
Noa Kauhane ct al to Kamai Cock
ett wv Observation-Disclosures. ID
Jas F Morgan by atty to Henry f
Highton .,................... Rel
Entered for Record July q. 1906
From o a. m. to 4 p. IN.
M o / Blackstad to Metropolitan
Co Ltd OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. l.
] X Kapuniai to Metropolitan Co
Ltd - .............,........., l.
w E Rowell ct al to Trs of Amer
Bd Of Comrs Foreign Mssn .. d
Alfred w Carter to Luika ct all. d
Peder r Nelson and VT to Manuel
NJ Corodelro .................... d
Keoni Kalmana and hsb to Hawn
Agricultural Co ...........a.. l.
Holi ct al to Onomea Sugar Co..... NJ
J Kaukaliu to Mrs r A NawahI,... l.
Chang Kan Chun to Leong Chew. p A
Est OF 4 T Kalaeone by admr to s
halu '......,...,,.....,.. ID
Isaac Kaiu and WI to l. l. Nc
Candless ...,...,.............. ID
Il Kaneumi to Chun Leong. l.
John Sumner to Heeia Agrctl co
Ltd ..,' OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. l.
Mary II Davis to Hawn Trust co
l-td OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, a
Mrs Mary Il Mott to william o
smith ..,...,.,.,....,....... Rev l. A
Palolo Land a Imp Co Ltd to Mary
II Foster ,,.,,.,,,,..,.....,,,, u
First Am SAY n Tr co Of Haw Ltd
10 Mary u Viyas,,.,,,.,,,,,,,Pa Par Rel
Mary u Ylyas ana hsb to Mary E
roster 80 'f'tf'f''tf''''f'''' -
Entered for Record July "a, 1906.
From . "A. M % I y, m,
Iioli by ant ~ lntsee 90 NJ u ca
dinhh ,, ,t,tttt-,t,,,,,,tt.F Fore Andt
Mele llae o. Edward * Duyau
rdtlle 90 ,fftsfftstft'f'tfftr ~
John Is kaukau 10 Pioneer Mill 60
LA . tttftfsfsff.tft'tfftt J.
Florence Harlan ana hsb 10 w o
aWilh ff frfrrffffffftfftttfft ~ \
u Waierhpuse ~ go LA ~ iibhry
" wilhelm ,tr,ttrttttftttfuf, Rel
Elizabeth q Is w VIDA ana hHb 90
James y Thompson iffntfrtftf -
James y Thompson Hnd W lp ~
WairfhouHe ~ 40 Ia urutu n
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-07-27

purpose OF obtaining the purest. health
lest and most wholesome water possible
and for this much desired end all such
moneys should be first appropriated
for the acquisition of all avai' able
spring water which can be procured
from many of the valleys surrounding
in the City OF Honolulu
Therefore this committee recon-
mends that no money be appropriate
for increasing the storage capacity of
water in Nuuanu Valley, and that the
resolution be tabled"
The resolution was in accordance
with the report of the committee
tabled. Mr.. Holloway then asked for
an appropriation of 1.-TWO Hundred
Thousands Dollars s2OO,oo0) water
General" The House believing that
he would expend It in the way
that he was directed to do by the Leg
islature, passed this appropriation. In
view of the unanimous adoption
OF the committee report the House
could never have supposed that
Mr.. Holloway would take the
money which 1t had voted for the
purpose OF securing a supply OF pure
spring water to do the very thing
which It had refused him permission
to do, but as soon as the Legislature
adjourned, Mr.. Holloway took the mat
ter into his own hands and openly
violated the express directions OF the
House by taking the money which was
appropriated for the securing Of pure
spring water to the building of this
reservoir In Nuuanu Valley which the
House had refused to sanction. Such
a high-handed procedure ought to sub
1ect Holloway to Impeachment and the
work should have been stopped at its
very inception by injunction. No one
however, seem to want to take the
initiative and so the peoples money has
not only been spent in direct violation
Of the Legislature but IL the reports
are true with reference to the con-
struction OF this dam. 1t has been
squandered. and worse than all, life
and property jeopardized to a frightful
extent.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-07-27

e'StHe''ITIg, anu PURIFYING
power.
You feel that your depression is
passing away; your brain clears up;
things look brighter; sleep is refresh
ing; the nerves act better; and new
life and yigor begin to take possession
OF your whole system. Your diges-
tion improves; you get more benefit
from your foods appetite returns.
Your friends begin to notice a marked
change Ia your general appearance.
The old color comes back TO the lips;
the eyes look brighter; the step be-
comes more elastici aud every dose Of
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09
CONJUNCTION OF FRAUDS.

One Peet choosing the congenidl
Deseret News that The Tribune falsi-
fed when this paper said that he had
been repudiated by the Manufacturers
and Merchants Association of Salt
Lake City. He insinuates that The
Tribune misrepresented an interview.
He says that this paper cannot show a
letter from the Manufacturers and
Merchants Association to the effect
that he was repudiated.
The texture of the Peet denial and
the same cloth as his fake ofIer of re-
ward.
The Tribune printed that part OF his
interview given to an Eastern paper
which related to the Manufacturers and
Merchants Association. This paper
printed letter which was sent by tho
president Of that association requesting
that it be published in a prominent
place, and In general and emphatic
terms clearing the association of all
completely.
We leave our readers TO Judge II it is
not Peet himself who is guilty OF SUBJ
terfugc and prev yarica tion, We Leave
the public TO Judge what are the mo-
tiVes OF Peet and the News In their
chosen conjunction.
And we leave TO the Manufacturers
and Merchants Association of Salt
Lake City the statement made by Peet
that he has not been repudiated. 1nas-
much as he used the name of that asso-
citation which could not have appeared
In the interview without his having
given the name to the reporter, and
inasmuch AZ he now declares that the
association has not repudiated him. It
is for the Manufacturers and Mer-
chants Association and Mr.. Hewlett TO
stand under the odlum of Peetlsm,
Smootism and polygamy or 10 continue
in an attitude of disayowal of all the
responsibility for the wreched mess.
We are for the Manufacturers and
Merchants Association: and we believe
that neither Peet nor the News. nor
nor polygamy. can drag that
association into any consent 10 be used
as defense for crime and venalIty.
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nome production had grown only from
176, OBS tons TO 500 900 tons, or less than
half as much as the Increase in i'm
ports And the whole product OF the
Philippines would not make up the
difference.
The whole question IN simply one
that the sugar trust raises The great
sugar trust OF the Fast fears that If
Philippine sugar is imported IL will
force II into n losing war with Spreck-
els. The imports would naturally come
TO the west coast. and Spreckels would
have 20 enlarge his territory In order
TO take care of 1t. That would mean a
readJustment or market control, with
loss To the Havemeyer trust
1t is trust fight exclusively. as The
Tribune has repeatedly pointed out,
and the sugar trust arrays Itself
against the administration for its own
sordld interests, 1t VIII be in vain that
the trust mouthpleces Will plead that
the interests or the best sugar industry
are at stake, for the public Is fully
'on' to the game and is not in the
least likely to suffer itself 10 be mlsled
Cuban sugar concessions did no harm
TO the beet sugar Industry and neither
Will the concessions asked for in behalf
OF the Philippines harm II
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09
TAFT ON SUGAR.

Secretary Taft Is emphatic In his
argument on the sugar question before
the Philippine committee of the Senate.
He does not believe that the beet sugar
interests OF this country would be in
jured by the proposed reduction of the
tariff on sugar from the Philippines
and he made an extended argument TO
fortify his opinion on the question. We
have not seen the argument, but can
we'll believe It to be conclusive, for
when Mr.. Taft gets through with a
presentation on any subject upon
which he has taken pains to inform
himself. there is usually very little left
To say. on either side OF IL
The fact Is. that all the sugar made
In this country cuts but little figure In
the total OF sugar consumed Great as
is the growth OF the beet sugar indus
try il does not keep even within hail
ing distance OF the Increase In the
sugar consumption or the country. The
annual average increase I'm the sugar
imports for the fiVe-year period ending
with 1903 vas million tons. compared
with the annual imports in the five
year period ended twenty years before
In the same periods. the increase Of the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09
THE NAKED FRAUD.

-Four long days have passed and the
Descret News has failed to meet the
historical arraIgnment of the prophets
seers and reVslators made by Frederick
NJ. Smith In his startling article I'm this
paper on the morning OF February :.
II is probable that the church organ
VIII delay I'm this case as i'm its former
attempted reply To his earlier article
until such time as the vivlducss of Ie-
nembrance shall have been blurred I'm
the public mind so that ITS glitteriug
generallties. Its hypocrisies, lis sophs-
tries and downright falsehoOIs may
seem like logical argument The News
supremely eXcels in this method. BY
denying a pslpable fact and itaratlng
and reiteratlnG It's denial it Is able TO
assume that the fact was all the time
non-eNistent. Such VIII be it's only pos
sible defense or answer to the renewed
assault made by Frederick NJ Smith
TO the salient points involved the
Deseret News dare not direct its attcn-
ton. no matter how long 1t may pro-
crastinate and no matter under What
circumstances it may OFFER It's evasIons
Mr. Frederick NJ. Smith presented an
historical reCord-lmperlsha au-
thoritative
No man can read IL without being Ger
tain that from Joseph F Smith back TO
Brigham Young there has been taught
the doctrine that the Mormon church Is
a literal temporal kingdom and that its
chief prophet Is the absolute ruler. be-
yond all law beyond all human con
ventionality. beyond all question by the
subjects OF the kingdom.
The questions therefore. 10 which the
News should logically direct itself arc
these:
Were the men who preached this doc
trine prophets. seers and revelatocs
when they made their procIamations?
III not why were men excommunicat-
ed, pursued. ostraclsed. threatened with
annihilatIon Gf not actually made Ia
suffer death) for refusal to accept the
doctrine?
II they were prophets and were speak
Ing The word of God, why IS that word
not binding now? And how can lt be
repudiated by any one on earth?
II Brigham Young were only a proph-
ct while he lived and if his utterance
may be discarded when he is dead, whv
is Joseph F. Smith a prophet at ALP
And why may not any man in the
church refuse TO accept Joseph f
Smith as lawgiver without being ex-
for such rejection?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09

To be sure the News Will not answer
these questions, and Yet they are the
Inquiries of all thinking MoImons at the
present time. The News Is diverting
but 1t cannot divert the intelligent con-
sideration OF educated and independent
men. from the real issue. to a speclous
and fraudulent reply
When the News disclaims the record
which Frederick NJ Smith has present
ed il eNplodes the whole fabric Of Jo-
seph F. Smiths prophetic pretensions.
II leaves him poor. naked fraud-one
who wears the livery OF priesthood to
serve his own avaSice and his own
cruelty
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09
LEVIATHAN AND SHRIMP.

1t is the boast OF Senator Sutherland's s
friends that he has never seen nor COM
municated with President Joseph F.
Smith
After making this statement with an
air OF sublime concluslVeness they chuck
! up their chins and arch their eyebrows,
shrug their shoulders and spread out
their palms, and look the triumpha Mt
inquiry: NOW. what have YOU 10
| say"
| Just at this point occurs the fault in
| their ledge of reasoning.
They insist because Smith does not
| tell Sutherland personally what TO 90
because Sutherland has never, face to
face with Smith, solicited the hierarchs s
help, there is no relation between them.
and that Sutherland is as independent
as any man in the Senate should be-
Sutherland was as bitterly opposed TO
Smootism as any other politician in
Utah until Smootism was triumphant
and therefore dangerous. Sutherland
was as much opposed to the intrusion of
Mormon ecclcsiasticism into the affairs
of this Nation as any other politician i'll
this State, until he found that the
church machine would run over him IL
he did not get aboard. He did not need
to see Smith for he himself was seen
by Smoot He did not need to xold
communication with Smith, for Smoot
communicated with him.
Today 1t is not unfair to say of Mr.
Sutherland that he takes his orders
through the ambassador Of the HE
rarchy as quiescently, as obediently, as
revercntly as any bishop of the Mormon
church would take his advices from the
president of his stake
Mr.. Sutherland knows the system by
which governmental decree Is promul-
gated in the Mormon church. He rec
ognizes the channel OF the authentic
message from The Mormon throne.
When Senator Smoot advises Senator
Sutherland what Senator Smoot wants
Senator Sutherland TO do and say, Sen
ator Sutherland knows that the voice
may be the voice OF Senator Smoot but
the dictation is the dictation OF Joseph
Senators.
No man can be a big Senator who Is
the creature of another man What
ever may have been Mr.. Sutherlands
natural qualifications, and no one
doubts that he is the possessor of more
than average cleverness OF mind they
are all dwarfed by the autocracy which |
is exercised over him. He shrivels up |
until he occupies only a small space in
the great position to which he has been |
elected. Mr.. Sutherland is one OF those |
very few men of normal possibilities |
Who instead of aspiring to gigantic |
stature I'm the worlds affairs, has delio-
arately chosen TO pigmyize himself, In |
with him. even the selfish. ar |
rogant Smoor appears rs mammoth as |
= leviatban gazing al a shrimp and |
whether IL is worth while TO
swallow the tiny creature
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09
HE SHOULD BE SHoRN.

Mr. Smoot. though he represents the
Mormon hierarchy, which has broken and
Is breaking It's pledged word to the Ma
ton that polygamous practices as well as
plural marriages should cease has the
power while recognized as a Senator from
Utah 10 vote upon any measure which
comes before the Senate. he should rs
shorn OF that power by being excluded
from the Senate.
That Is the epigrummatic conclusion
of the Northwestern Christian Advo-
cate OF Chicago.
More and more il becomes apparent
thAt the law-abidlug citizens OF the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09

United States, the millions who are
striving for the higher Ideals. are de-
termined that there shall not sit in the
Senate to make laws for this country,
trusted companion, partner. accom-
plice and appointed ambassador OF a
law breaking traitor
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09

When Gov. Cutler returned from cat
fornia he was compelled TO attend 70
mere matters OF State before he had
" chance to take up the important task
"l n-eparing his Lincoln Day spcech
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09

Maj, Dick Young must feel that #
would be shame TO oust Senator
who has shown that he is a statesman
by readily seeing the right side of the
sugar question.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-02-09

some cane by his associates on the land
board, who thought, doubtless. that the
President would be glad TO know that
the Marshal was carrying a big stick