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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
NOT HIS ACE
American Spectator.

american Spectator. ~
The oldest younster in tbs
of the United States is Pettus a
bama- The southerner SAYS thar
who does not grow old as rapidJv
MS friends is at a certain disadv;
In their presence. The Senaf
moved 10 this reflection by an ID
occurring at the recent ceremou
tending the laying of the corns
of the new Senate Office BUILDING.
A venerable old fellow, much be
broken, approached the Alal
whom he took by the hand, an,
ately inquIring as to his health.
Il am In excellent health"
responded Mr.. Pettus, not recoa
the old gentleman.
Why. don't you know me, Pc
came In surprised tone from the
who gave such clear evidence
flight OF years, I'VE were classrI
Whereupon Mr.. Pettus remem
and the two had a friendly chat.
When the old chap had depart(
Pettus turned to a colleague. obs
Il knew that gentleman was Il
age. but, God bless me, I didn't
that | was his!"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
TOLD THE TRUTH FOR on

The editor OF the Gaylord 4
Sentinel wrote an account Oh ~
wedding In his paper the othe'
This is the first instance IN
years Of newspaper work tnt
writer has dared TO tell the
about a wedding for rear OF 9
licked. and does so now with 9
relish. The bridegroom Is an
and is not a popular and accomI
leader of society-in fact, ne Q
know as much about 1t as a
His hair Is red and the freck
his face crowd each other for.
In the dusk 1t Is hard to distll
him from a telephone pole. q
never considered that the
looked very bright or promisi
has always.kept him too busy
his board bills to have any 2
about future greatness. He Is
common sort OF fellow. ana
distinction only in that he Is a =
from the soles Of his clumsy
the top Of his neao. The orloe
Youngest daughter Of MIR. ano
X. ]. White, and was born ana
In the Solomon valley. judging
the Job she has taken on heI
she is a young lady of more tin
dinary nerve.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

II he wishes to be perfectly fair Mr.
Howell VIII offset any advantage he
may have gained from Mr. Christeu-
sens speech in Cache. by making one
u Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
SPARE NOT THE ROD

MinneapoIlS JoUTHaH
An editor with those old-fas|
notions sent out a reporter 70
view thirty successful busineS
and find that all Of them wnes
had been governed strictly ano
ouently thrashed. He also inter-
thirty loafers TO learn that twent
en- of them had been "mamma
ing" and the other three had'
reared by their grandmothers-
moral of this would seem 10 oe
father should rush his kid III
wood shed at once and thrash nk
verely.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
BY THUNDER

Like to set an fish, by thunder.
When the cork goes bobbln' under.
An the pole begins to double
An the "crick" to bile an bubble.
Then I paid fur all my trouble.
But when I'm out all day a-settin'.
An the cork don't GIT no victim,
An. II don't 60 boboin, under,
Then I'm purity mad. by thunder!
-Joe Conc in New York Sun.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Mr.. Howell would caution his fellow
citizens OF Cache against thinking that
Mr.. Christensen is as big man as
he seems.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

However, Logan taxpayers are heart
lily in favor Of economy m State affairs.
so long as it does not affect the Agri-
cultural College
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Numerous Salt Lake boys can Justly
say that 1t was not their fault that they
did not gain the distinction of being
seriously hurt on the Fourth.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
GOOD COLOR

Llpplncctt Magazine.
Negroes use the same phrass
hear whites use. often with ANUS,
plication. This conversation ove
IN the streets Of southern city:
dy, Mis- Mandy? How is yo,i .,
one dusky aunty to another.
les tollaole Mis- Johnson. He
feeiln = was the response. "W
a-feelin mighty pert. l is." q
Mrs. Johnson; Il suttenly doe
hne. "Wellum, yo' sho' Ia
well agreed her friend. "Yo'
so good"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Any tithes that the new United
States Attorney, Mr.. Booth, may feel
10 pay. Will undoubtedly be paid to
Chairman Spry.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Governor Cutler speaks highly of
freedom in political action, and some
day he may learn from experience that
all that he says in favor of It Is true.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Senator Smoot has not yet been in
the State long enough to be rebuked
by his ecclesiastical associates for his
bitter hostility to polygamy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Many householders are wasting as
much water as usual this summer. not
wi;hstanding the fact that the water
department has issued no order against
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Members of the hierarchy have M
objection to such addresses as Governor
Cutters in favor OF political freedom.
az they have the right to say what po-
litical freedom Is.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Mistress-"I am sorry TO trouble you,
Bridget. but my husband wants his
breakfast tomorrow at $50" Cook
'Oh. 1t won't be no throuble at all,
mum, II he don't knock nothin over
whole cookin' 1t an wake me up
Judge.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Even doctors cannot say much In
defense OF the explosions which marked
the celebration of the Fourth, the re-
sulting accidents having been few.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Mr.. Bryan read the speech he delv-
cred at the American banquet in Lon
don, and he trusts that most Of his
fellow-countrymen have done the same
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

At Provo on the Fourth, Senator
Smoot gave reasonably correct imi-
tation of a man making a patriotic ad-
Dress
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Logan VIII not claim. though. that
the Agricultural College has done all
that 1t should have done In Its football
department
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Young people OF the church must ad-
nit, however. that dancing on the
Fourth is almost as good as It is on
Pioneer Day.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Apostle Smoot trusts that the breth-
rem will see that the effective way to
prevent ecclesiastical interference in
politics is to sustain him freely.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

There is plenty OF time yet, though,
for old Inhabitants to declare that this
IS the hottest summer we have ever
had
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Contractor Moran has a most agra
waiting habit, In the opinion of his de-
tractors. of offering to do public work
cheaper than anybody else.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

What kind Of pie will you have, Will
lie-mince or apple7" I'll take two
pieces of each. please" Two piecesl"
"Ye'm. Mama told me not to ask twice. "
Life.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Isn't 1t splendid out here all alone 2"
began Mr.. Borem. who had found her
musing beside the quiet lake. Yes"
replied Miss Bright, II was thinking
that very thing before you came along"
Philadelphia Press.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
Friday. July 6, 1905.

Anyway, most children are consid-
crate enough not to save any firecrack-
ers for the day after the Fourth.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Small boys are not at all sure that
they Will be able to do all their base
ball and other work before the school
vacation ends.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

THE lines in your hand Indicate"
said the fortune-teller. that you Will
be married second time" ''Pshaw,"
she angrily retorted. grabbing for the
dollar she had just laid upon the table.
you're an old fraud. If I'm ever mar
ried again 1t Will be the fourth time
Chicago Record Herald.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
FROM THE JOKEMAKERS.

Harkins-Why doesn't Walker stop
to speak2 l thought he knew you.
Barkins-He used 10. but introduced
him to the girl he married Neither Of
them recognize me nowl-Tit-B Bits.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
Sh ort Storie,

TYPICAL AMERICAN GrR1. i
]. 6. Phelps Stokes. the no,.s !
oglet, praised in an address ~.
cratic and unsnobbish spirit a, 81
ical American girl.
"A typical American sb1 +"
"dined one night IN Ions1
Princes. During the concert ~ |,
lowed the dinner the girl nottcsS ~
handsome man, and said
Who is that gentleman oy.~
Her host, an Eugllsh,nan
and replied; %
Gentleman Gentleman
Somerset ni
The American girl smiled an,
calmly: Ai'
But I suppose some Of thu
gentlemen sometlmes7
SUDDEN CHANGE OF MI,
Chicago Tribune.
Puffins and blowing. the "a, :
ger began to climb to the upns,
IN the sleeping car.
Pretty hard work, isn't ~" !
man In the lower berth.
1T Is" answered the IA, ns !
FOR a man Of my weight"
How much do you weigh
ask" e"'
Three hundred and eight,
pounds" s"''
Hold on, Take this one,' er,
tne otner. his hair beginning 70
end. To rather slesp In the
ter" ION
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Perhaps Mr. Bryan read his Fourth.
OF July speech to his London audience
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
to undo

more closely" The illustration is not
ours and yet n seems 10 AT the case.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

because he feared that II he spoke
| without manuscript he might forget
that he was a conservative.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06

Entered at the Postoff1ce of Salt Lake
City ns second-class matter,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-07-06
Where The Tribune Is on Sole.

The Tribune is on sale at all the prin-
cipal news stands in the united
States
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
DEEP WATER WILL
COST $3l,O00,000.
Lakes to Gulf Project Outlines the
Expense of a Channel to
-. St. Louis.

St. Louis, Nov. 1.-THE Lakes-to-
the-Gulf Deep Waterways association
became fact when the plan for perma-
nent organization and the report Of the
nominating committee were adopted.
f. The conference was a provisional as
soclation organized by Congressman
William Lorimer of Chicago and sever
al congressional associates. The OBJ
jects are set forth in an tsaddress to
the public, = prepared by the commits
adopted. It said:
etThe time has arrived for a generous
expansion, of our national policy .to-s
wards all works Of internal inn
provement, especially in comparison
with the great sums that have been
appropriated in recent years for army,
and navy purposes.
The proposed deep waterway is to
extend from the Chicago drainage ca
nal thru the valleys Of the Desplaines
and Illinois rivers to the Mississippi
river at Grafton, ILL.,. and thence down.
the Mississippi to st. Louis, and is to
have, a minimum depth of fourteen
feet thruout.
According to estimates based upon
recent surveys, the work remaining to
be done to complete the deep waterway
to st. Louis will cost $31.0oG,00O.
Pending this work, it seems impor-
tant that the United States should ex-s
ercise such control over the Desplaines
and Illinois rivers as to prevent pri-s
yate persons, companies or corporations
from erecting dams or other structures
that might present obstacles. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
"GOPHERS THE EQUALS
OF ANY, --"PREXY'

Minnesota is going to win to-
day, said President Northrop to
1000 state university students who
Were holding a mass meeting in
chapel today to cheer the gopher
team on to victory in the big
M1nnesota-Carlisle football game.
II believe the Minnesota team
IS as good as any in the United
States,' he continued, tand
would not be afraid to have the
boys line up against Yale or Har-
ward or Princeton, or any Of the
big eastern teams. 49,. "a" g.. /.
II want you to do your best to
encourage the team when they need
encouragement today, but above
all things be courteous to the o.
posing team, Do as your rooter
captain has suggested in regard to
any person who makes unsports-
manlike remarks about a Carlisle
player-throw him out of the
stands. 7 shall be present at the
game and T expect the Minnesota
team to win.'' 18TH
. Edward Sanford, who lead the
meeting, read the following tele-
gram dispatched to DR.. II. Z.
" A4AAeoA4o Ny
University Of Chicago:
1--WE. the students of Chicago
university, In mass meeting as
sembled, wish you victory in the
game today - - - '<".s -
The Minnesota students ifnme-
diately telegraphed, their thanks
for Chicago's good wishes, and ex-
pressed the hope that the maroons
would win in their contest with
the Illini.
'.Hunky'' Davies, the famous
gopher halfback of 1902 and 1908,
spoke to the students. He brought
the greetings of DR.. Williams, who
could not be present. at the meet
Ing, and the assurance 5eof the
members of the team that thew
would do their best. - >.5-E2 :, =
The meeting ended with 8 rous-
ing cheer for Chicago and for the
Carlisle team, and a Ski-U-Mah for
the champions Of the west.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
BLOCKS
ROOSEVELT TRAIN
President, by Detour Keeps
Schedule of Trip Across
Panama.

Colon, Nov. 17-Owing to the recent
heavy rains landslide occurred be-
tween here and Panama, compelling
President Roosevelt s train to make a
detour, but it is now approaching Girls
tobal On schedule time.
The landslide occurred at Paraiso a
station on the railroad southeast of En-
All street traffic has been suspended
Al street traffic has been suspended
here since 10 am, and will remain so up
to pm, in view Of President Roose-
yelt's coming inspection Of the town of
Colon, the American hospital and other
places. &c.,
After reception at Cristobal, the
president will embark on the flagship
Louisiana. He will leave for the north
some time this evening. He expects to
arrive at Ponce, Porto Rico, on Wednes-
day. After landing there. he will cross
the island iii an automobile and will
embark at San Juan Thur@s.ar. FOR
Hampton Roads. ,.~s..... T., 49,. .,..sy,-- -.
The Louisiana, Washington and Ten
nessee coaled yesterday in the Chiriqui
lagoon and are expected here shortly.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17

y, terest in the morning. There the under
graduates and the alumni mingled in
an effort to get the latest "dope' on
the afternoon IS game, and there the
"Ski-U-Mah' Of Minnesota alternated
with the yells of the Carlisle braves.
Indian n roo%ters, wearing the gold and
maroon and gold bedecfed hackers Of
Minnesota, and together the football
enthusiasts of the two races cheered
the University of Minnesota band as
it made its triumphant march down
Hennepin avenue.
From betting standpoint the game
was not remarkable. Carlisle hackers
! demanded odds from the hackers Of the
| maroon and gold hackers consistently
| refused to wager anything but even
money on the result Of the contest.
The Mighty Influx.
Extra equipment was attached to all
trains arriving in Minneapolis today.
The addition Of coaches and sleepers
was made to bring the football enthus-
! lasts from the surrounding country
within the rate limit. This radius IN
Guided all stations within $50 miles
on Western Passenger association lines,
and from Michigan, Wisconsin,, Min
nesota, North and South Dakota points
| on the northern lines. r .zt
:, Duluth sent in the banner crowd on
the Great Northern. Omaha and North
| ern Pacific lines. The latter: road car
ried about 500 persons. Duluth called
tor three sleepers, Fargo for three,
Grand Forks for one, Valley City for
one and Jamestown for one. The Great
Northern brought in two extra sleep
\ ers from Duluth, two extra coaches and
a parlor car. At l:10 pm. today the
same line brought an extra coach from
Duluth. - <:~ -. =: -.
The st. Louis road was favored with
a lot of extra travel from all points on
the line within the radius The 500
line: secured 100 passengers from De-
trolt and from points as far east as
Escanaba and the 500.
| The Rock, Island, Milwaukee, Wiscon-t
lsin Central and Burlington had good
Ideal f8extra, local travel, the Milwau-.
kee and the Burlington bringing pas
sengers from as far south as La Crosse.
wis. = - = y - =, eI.DNS' o'
On the Great Western road the: de.
mand for the low rate tickets was
heavy and a lot Of extra cars were
pressed into service on the regular
morning trains. ~ .zsj75
! One Football Bunch.
Gil Dobie s football aggregation from
North Dakota, practically the entire
Fargo agricultural college, and lot Of
rrooters that expected to yell Justify at
Grand Forks today were unexpected
Visitors on Northrop field for the Car
isle Minnesota game
i 1t would have been an i'll wind if
somebody hadn It profted by the aban-
Comment of the. Fargo Agricultural
North Dakota game that was slated for
today at Grand Forks. = s.l",-sz
When it was decided that the North
Dakotans were to see no game TODAY
the whole crowd started for Minne-
apolis on a special train and no more
enthusiastic bunch was to be found on
the field today than these same North
Dakotans, who had expected to be
yelling for the rival teams in snow
buried North Dakota. "
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
MORE PROBING IN GRAIN
Commerce Commission Will Take Fur
ther Evidence Here.

Washington, Nov. Additional
testimony is about to be taken by the
Interstate commerce commission, into
the alleged relations existing between
panies, and those alleged to exist be.
tween the railroads and coal and iron
companies. The inquiry into the for
mer is to be conducted under the terms
of the La Toilette congressional reso-
luton, and that into the latter under
the Tillman- Gillespie resolution. Inter
state Commerce Commissioners Lane
and Prouty are to go to Milwaukee,
Minneapolis and Duluth to conduct the
inquiry into the grain elevator bust
ness, and Commissioner Clark to Den
yer and other western points to pursue
the inquiry under the Tillman- GILLESPIE
resolution.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17

Northrop Field, 1:15-The crowds be-
gan to throng on Northrop field at II
o'clock. By l O'Clock all standing room
was taken by enthusiastic rooters. It
was estimated at rs that 1000 per-
sons were on the ground. The univer-
slty rOoters came early and enlivened
the interval before the game. with
cheers for the gopher team. The "U''
band passed the time playing Minnesota
airs. The famous How Would You
Like to Be Chicago9' song was roundly
applauded. ~
The field looked to be in fair condi-
tion, altho there is bad spot on the
25-yard line at the east end.
1870 p.m.-The wind is blowing across
the field from the southwest and it
looks as tho the advantage would be
with the team defending the east goal.
It is officially announced in the stand
that the Minnesota lineup will be the
same, as that used against Chicago. Du-
bois will go in for Carlisle in place of
will replace Winnie at right half. =:
The crowds keep pouring on the field
and easily, 10000 persons are waiting
for the start Of the game. ~ . :
1:45 p.m.-A crowd of Carlisle root
ers wearing; the gold and red Of Car
isle have 1iustS~ come on the grounds
and were heartily scheered by the Min
nesota rooters. E. ~ -@sscr,>s,.
From present indications the crowd
will not equal that of the Michigan
now about $4,000 persons on the field.
$40 pm. WIFE $ssse approach Of otha
game. the gopherafot,tersi are warming
up and the field is resounding with the
attlecry Of the maroon and gold
rooters. $500:
None of the officials or coaches has
arrived on the field. The rooters are
| now singing new version Of the :FsChi-
cago' song. =
now taken and the crowd is estimated
at 10000. 49,
Phil Allen Of Chicago has appeared
on the field and the rooterssare looking
for the comingI of the team y = -: -
A Minnesota rooter, clad in, white
pajamas and leading a. goat, has lust
appeared on the field. He is fresh
man medic and is accompanied by two
clowns, and the crowd is applauding
their antics. The Minnesota, band is
playing "Hail Minnesota" = .
2:o5 pm: The teams are late in com.
ing on the field and the crowd is spend.
ing the time in throwing confetti over
the grandstand: The band is playing
IA Hot Time.'
The officials in the middle of the field
are awaiting the coming, of the team
| The crowd is getting impatient over
| the non-arrival Of the teams, but the
Minnesota band is coming to the res
cue by playing popular Minnesota songs
2:10 p.m.-The Minnesota team
trotted on the field amid wild cheering
by the rooters.
2:15 p.m.-The Indians came on the
field at 2:15 and the rooters gave them
rousing reception. .t~
2:16 p.m.-Captain Exendine of Car
Isle and Captain Current Of Minnesota
are tossing up for choice of goals
Bobby Marshall spends the time In
kicking goals from the .35-yard line
Current wont the toss and chooses tie
west goal, and it is Carlisle IS kickoff.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-17
HEARST $256,370;;
HUGHES S6l8.55
New York Gubernatorial Candi-
dates File Campaign Ex-
] pense Accounts. %s~,s
Journal Special Service.

l3Albany, N. Y, Nov. 17.-William R.
Hearst, Independence league and demo-
cratic sc candidate for. governor, yester-
day certified to the secretary Of state
that he had spent $256,37o.S2 in bro,
as follows: :. ~. :. -
Independence league, $19s, s70.22;
democratic state committee, $57 900:
travelling expenses, $500.
T. Governor-elect Charles E. Hughes,
certified to the secretary of state that
he spent $61S.55 in promoting his can
vass. This amount was divided as
follows:
Travelling expenses, s1os.4e; tele:
grams, 1887; postage, $l2.94; stenog-
raphic services, $1l1.9o; services Of
two private secretaries and an assis-
tant, $376.8S.
Lieutenant Governor M. Lynn Bruce,
republican candidate for ; lieutenant
governor, certified he spent $247.42 for
travelling expenses: kilograms, telephone
messages and postage.