davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
panama.RanaIen.

Sislge en- aorreipouSance fra
8aibinaton, Q. G., er oct beiluttet,
al arbeihet paa 8anama.aanaIen
ifal oberSraaes til aOrtraftsrer. gri'
uutiolf fan greie Iingen beSre END Be
3orenebe Stuters Regierirg, iom er
afbanais al aIiteus politiite Seript
% gisres til SieHiturb for angreb,
6pcrIeSes oen END iuur % oen6er Jig.
BrGiiSeut RooieoeIt bar gaaet IND
sau Gcntraftipitemet, 90 ben mel.
lem &anoIfommtsitoren % aontrut.
tsrer inbgaaeoe Suerensfomit oil
mart BIZ oiieutligsiort. aineitite
aulier fommer til at uoisre oct me.
tie al arbei6et.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Dor 5loooe,
gsartncmtRitcr SoRnparte gi8r ReSc
for 1T StauSpuuft.
WarinenS 8etgouing.

@armsmiriitcr @onuparte 6olSt
2sr01g Iften en- GaIc ! atlantic
Gtt0 q. :, ior ooer 1000 IiAererc.
SIanht oi3ic par Gbief gcoman T7reo
5. 9ucujIc, iou hLco bortpiit ira It
&oL i 3eBport, for0i bau fon / uui.
form ~ MT har auIagt Gag moo oeS.
t0nmenoe, sam idO blau0t GfTce.
rcrue. ; lin Ea[e imSOeait Bono.
gcrte n0JIc al Sc "be0tOitc 2sJne ON
Dor 5Ioooe", iout cr i%rertomuet I
otsie @laoc. Zen er fife "Inoooe.
Iig", % ben CT life "furpofScu~. iorn
Sc bar Iaat. @or GIuabe err iterrc emo
/ rOget ~curopDtit 2cn0 uOentOr Stor.
tritaunren; men al 10000 RcHus.
FER / Sc JorGroe Stnter er finn 6
Rau0 neS 500 ueSt til / arigsti0 at
gierc Sieueite omGoro. meocRS 1
GngIouo Itot oner IL DGQno al en-
9efoIfring bua 10000 mdu tilfiss,
GO l jSrulttrlg ~ ~ 10000. Stte
iieI0cn," iaN6c MuriueHrriiterM,
"hsrer man 0en 0trirq, at ct SIag.
itib foiter Iiqeiaa meget iom ct Uni.
prrittct. Ut tnIrigt SoIf uOen lint.
rerfttcter er irtet fort Sott I bore,
Gage. 90 ct t1lrigt son ubet Slog.
ftbe er erS0u ugtrSrc ct itort Self.
l~lniocriitcter bar itn eger @ieruins
og SIaqifibe itu. % beRgeS OpgaDe
er betpSuingSiltLo for fore Ratiouer-
Den llnioeriitetrrue tGn Ii8eiaa liSt
u0tsre GIagIfibens8 @ierrtng ion
5lagifi6ene fan uof6re 1rttOeriiteter-
ues."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Storm paa Superior.

Sra 6ougbton, @it, mcSSeIes
sem 90e CttOber, at en- p0l0tg Storr
raie0e poa GATE Sluertor. 9sIgerue
gif talrrbpie, % 5artster i%prIijte.
garQeu ~41iaSend", iout par laitst
me0 ,yerumalm % lG5te5 irem ar
lanloitibet "8~la0itouc~, IeO iig Iss
Ga remote IND pua 5tranSsn. bpor
SEN bleo totult Drag. geiEtHiRgeH
6eituo al 10 ylun0. bo0raf 3 aHtoge5
at 0Grc outrnme. 5gu ar6ei0eoe liz
rmber Iture a]uitreulclicr iIanO.
sunme Gag tc!csraiercS ira Ge.
.trit, Whh., at Gumpitibe, iom tour
tr0 ira &ate erie, iortolts, 1t ~
Storm raieSc Tlere al RG&iaBcr.
baaOene iorimfeoea OF ErGlaitituSer
tog Stuoe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
FILLS nYc by.

ct Selegram fra Eucouto, 0aib,
tiger, at Same2 5. 5ta uiI bggae en-
@p, Ct. Sames, ueO Granddaughter,
f6 Ril ira Mlmoingcr al Columbia
Ilo6en. Sans proicftcreOc gaortb
@anf. @ane ira GaSco til &ancoupcr
ifnl forlRuges Deitouer til 8rag &1tg'
ten, huor ban uiI orIp9ge Ell Sam
for Scientific. DIR, Siu tror, at ben
ptl bliue en- al De u~istigite 9apHe Deb
StiacbuOet3 Suit. gpeu ifaI uoiGg'
pcS % tontroueres al Rortbern Roet'
itc "a 8reat Nortberu | Screening.
St. %lmeS if1I bItue ToreningsPt1t'
tet mracm Here 2iHier. gr. Stas
0ceuntrafif IfoI gao giancm Gent.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Standard Oil.

Sra 6iuNIop, Sbio, tcIcgrafcres
Sen 9be, at Staubar0 I'll COMPANY
cr in0itcrnrt for Hcttcu for GocrtrG.
GcIic al Stateus antitruillope. Strafs
fen er cit Ntllft paa $50 q $4,000 el.
Ter 6HrgieI ira 6 til - Roaneoer.
&obn .. &odefeler p1r oprinoeIiu
blonOt 6e inoitepnte; men man inc
rpmIneOe ham en- irrijjlt SagS6e,
bon0Iing, naar oct bier iia, bporIe.
0cs Set 8aar meo De emi3c. Dog II.
Gc@ Def, at ban ifal Hippo At optrG6e
icm 0iOue. 9ommer q. q. @anfcr
% en- &alrp ifal bch1uN.c Saaeu.
IQereNe Wonoag bIcp en- lTlurp pulgt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Sra Cuba,
Srn gHlc Tc6cr. - 4mneiti for EEL
tugcrnc / Cprprct.
Gale u,,t Sloobepn.

Gem guile Sober oiicr fiji ! Gieniue.
goS, oq Oberit @eunett bcioleOc oen
Soc Cftober &c amcritlnitc 0tarimre
al Qoo omborO / fine Iron&portiftbc.
TN &aticut fom fra Cruces, bpor
Der bar 10 andre GiGRI0e.
@upcrner Cart lpoiteOtc Oen tOoe
en- Proclamation ont GiIQipcIie Clint
neitD for ale Gatngcre / Gltbu~Op.
roret. SpnoSfono0cIien giel0sr ale,
ieIU Bent iom bcn 220c September
1905 mproeOe Gortc&inc0I2m On
riQue &iuucuoa5, ~tiIbGrer0e Oct mo-
hCrote Rorti, % li8c'0a Oct ltberoIe
Barti$ EiIbGr8erc, iom / 6sbrunr
1906 oDcrfdl6t % mpr0coe Here me-
berute 8ar0Iter ! oere$ @uratfcr i
0uanabdcoo. Raltge GIbancre fin
Der, at 8ltUerlprcu Gaar Del uiot;
men ban iparer, at oen enc tSorbrp.
belle opueIer Gen nu0eu. &c MODE
rate, iom iao inoe mco Ntagten mis-
brlNte sen, o. ocrcS libcrolc Yhoo.
itorocre gipuoe @icnQieIO, Ioor DC
bobNc ameomnp. T2rfor mao NU.
rciticn lfoitr0tfe3 til ale, bpta ser
ifaI bIi 6reo. SntOlerti0 tuufer lie
r. GMbuuere pau prtoat Vlo0benu.
9oi$ 81, ion uIprOe0e &iuuen0a%,
life faor fin Strof, oil bans &$enner
0rRbe Dem. &ibcrale Surtiter lgneS,
a. Gait bar ouerifreOet lin Vfpuoig.
be0 ioln @iIuerngr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Cab pco JIocbrano.

SouruaI OF Commerce / Rctu gorf
Far iamlct GpIp$ninQer, h~ooteitcr
Sabenc pe0 SIoifa6e I De 6orencoe
Stater OF Canada ! Septem6er beIsb
fla til $1O,S52, 500. Saa isrgeLtg
itor ocrne Gum ar0 or, hmmer Sen
oog life op moo Oen iiior, 0a SIOe'
branocne / Geptember iortrre0e &Gr'
rier for benueo $i4, 900. Oilers
u0mGrfer 1906 iig iom et 9rau0Ifa'
beaor. : Sc 9 Mtoaucber, ioHt nOIeb
meO September, Qit GUroter ior life
mirbre enc S4O0,5S7,7 $50 tttipiISc,
en- Sfo6e ian itor JON iuaenituoe if;.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Opfnoer 900.

} Soiepb 8. GIiSSen osoe | tit Siem
{ De aalb, Sa., BEN 9oe Aftoher,
'beuues "a aar SommeI. San bleo
Den iihite at i'm 6amtlie, aa bans
9atter Mrs. u. s. 8ltib | Chicago
Tor faa WoaNber iibeH oanbreoe
bort. Soiepa 8. @IiheeH tom til 81.
Ilrois / 1914, oren en- Sra'temaitine
/ ? aar 90 fisbtc Screfter GOO Acres
9rgrieIanS, iom San eieoe til lin
GeS. Sqinois mau8Ier Clog. og
3rRgierSer bIeo berior opre. j
Siten BaoSe man begpnSt at BRUCE
StanItrono til gierSer 90 bette hIep
efterIisHet / Setter; men areohirer
on Seits req Dem ofte neo eIer git
tpersiaiemem Dem. Oct giaLot oa
ON at fiuSe paa noget, iom funSe Be.
itptte-S tauitraaAgieroerne og itrnm
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
en- u%peIfommrn SO.

s set ipoIiac GaIiiorri1 cr ser OPP
itaoct en- M Ssnoijs, iom optaqer Oen
&inC3, boOr ser isr Ilo &anosbpcr
% SDrfeOe Wdrfer. @uo0 ser hi Iigs
ger Opbt un0er 8an0 uar tioli9ere
gierneutfrpoiet AT S~Serr5aner; men
Sc er fornanbleoe til 0IOti6sIepnin.
ger, og man ier FIN GcIe8raiitolper
rage Cp. Den mertfuuife 8epublif
bereres al Sisen; OerfOr ienOer Sen
lr6liOe 9Iiffe oocr til sen omeritou'
lie % ipsr: "Gr Set life Big, JONI bar
.giort bette? @Ur.go' betaI ior oe
GOeIGggelier, bE bar uplotl"
Zen me Sip Dc0cr SaIton "a bar
aIlereoe ct 6ld6cruuu paa 400 aUa.
0rotmil, men trlyr meO at at giore
Get til 1000. @porIe0es er 0eu op.
itaaet?
California Development Company
anIog6e ct 3anNiu0tag ira Colorado
Girer neoenior puma / ari3onn %
Ieote 8anb giennem en- 4anal it6 /
bet nor0lige Merjco, bort gfabdanO.
@jcnnem en- breO 0al fls0 Gan0et
ino / BET igOliqe California. : 1904
fan0t man, at ocnnc aaual life flu'
&c iere Den ns0uGlHi9e 8an0mGngOe,
iom Gontponicts OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
trGrgte, % mloer California 0cuel'
opmert Gompanrs aontroI oanneoc
itg 6u ct merifarT SamInq, iom al
lit 2uno8 MeqierjuI iii MtDn0iB9cO
til at toge 8nno ira Colorado lo'
Sen / Werico, ct tort Stgffc ielthcn'
for Ouna. Ncn ujeIbigDiS par Or
rigationsfmaIen bIre Ell 6lcroln8
ira en- Gin / Mcrjto, % bo SOr0smo'
net er ianoiqt far 8nnaIens 9an0
jig 8et / SIomtioan ioroi bet life par
iuo6Gmmet al Qorta % reguIeret. :
1906 gif Goloro1g. SIoben ober fine
9rcooer o. ien0tc lit 8anb in5 Ga'
lifornins SdpIau6c, iom be mt opfpl'
Ser. atter % after bar man giort
Torieg poa at brinle 5lobeu tiIboge
/ lit edmIe 9e6, men f%orgieueS. Co.
loraoo fit ct 4ils5, iom ben ielo nep'
pc GupSe 0rsmt ON. Zen buiIer III
ioa Seilig, ipne5 oCH, / 6orSpbuiu'
ger, hpor Ser fsr bare par Iiot 2pro
% forreiter 9erI % tor SanO, %
BEN err ilet life tiIiMos at finite. De
forriqe 8eboere az 8rurSen / Den
Sin BEN bar ifa5t, fan III ifaiie iig
gaaSc og no 1Fife. ltber SoiI tribes
mangeilogs 6if / be operiUsmmeNe
2oucsbper 90 @pgber, Sa ben ton
iusmme ON / Storimer. 9a8Iigitner,
4isffener, Spisf1mmere ug &ielSere.
Wten bet brpgaer op til ct u0etr
melem Be 6orereoe stater Og Rcr'
leo. Spem er ShIN SoeripsmmeI'
ieu2 1iplrmaterne bill ida not OF
beitiae.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Telefoner / Joma.

Stutens crctutioe BOARD / Ies
ROtHeS hir6gisr, at De uaibGugige
3eleionfompunier I 2yoDa bar 40.
G53 Here Snitrumeuter end ocre3
NeobaiIers. : oct belle uoleier De
uof9puqiae 1S44s9 Suitrumerter,
bporaf 1873, $50 itaar / GorbtubeIie
meS 9iuicr uoouer 0au0SiitrIfterue.
1eres ReobeiIere. iom itaar uNScr
9eltompuuiet bar 1856 Suitrls
merter, bporai 37,77T iOrbtHoer
2anbbtitritter meS Bier. 3Owd5
2an5s6moer bdr Here 2eIeioner emo
2anOsbpgSerne i nosen anOer Stat.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12

Goune Ro6inion / gierre. SpO Ia
fotaS Soucoito0, bar in0ianlet Gp'
IpSninger % giort ct OoeriIos oOer
i'm Stats SOeOeubbptte / 1906. San
er fomnen til BET 3teiuItat, at 9loIin'
gen belsber itg til 39,384,275 @u'
i5cls, 6Doraf 1,4t7,1S5 9Ii9eIs /
Gurum.6peSe. De meO aInttnSeltg
SoeOc tiliaaeOe 4gre boObe / 1906
en- llbItrpfning pon 2,G75,8l7 Nc
res, % De meo Gurum titinoeSe bar
6S,506 acres.
grn1pu County FAR Sc ~itsrIte 9ne'
0eaore, % SernGit fonner Spnf.
@cItenfor Risiouri er Der life laaet
Turum.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
SrQsbs Sell. On itaIienf 5li58.

Srlser 5eil. On taIienf SIi5s'
fsrer ireniutte for en- StS itSeH zen
8aaItano, at 8iuSsns frem0riogtha
aroft pu bIi itsrre. raar Ser ! 5et.
Iene gisres imua Suler. iom ecH fan
Iltppe igiernem. SteSetior Of ilaa
MOB BEN auitpuSe, JON Sdnnes |
tptte Cells gltg, oil Den mere nrliS.
SeI6nrt trriie Dem ielo % gisre en-
itsrre 9irfuing. Shsorien blep let.
terIigaiort. Sa ben par M; men iiScl
er oeu prsoet. % Griartns bar riit
at ben &c ristia.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
1lmiuoeIis Soagbeo.

Tag rs % Gag ine er Der en- Sbts!Is
al Spas6es. iom b!sger til en Snrse.
Raoen puclsr tie,
SsoueR iorfriTter life.
Set &c 5aarot al 9ierc. baGrot at
taale, hpaS turee Barre Ict - stoshGi.
ten uatsmrtes % belle Sritemet stecr.
Gscr senFe Silitaro rag
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
WanoeipiIoe | 6ruber.

Rinneiotas me @rubeiHipeftsr u.
8. Sarpcg, bar irbgipet lin ierite
garg6eretning. ) bet Resuitabsaa t
igul eua.e ben 30:e Satni t9o6, ONT.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Canine gris.

Canine gris. - nniteS StatcS
Steel Corporation / 9itts6urg bar
siert en- GnSe paa aft SEat on, al
griieu paa bets iGrSisa GroSrfter
Ifal ior6oies. aompaniet timber. at
set oil barre III BETS egen Sfaoe, ON
Get ifruer griier op. 3ette gieloer
oog life Sernrsr, 5ern. CO SiHpIaeer,
Giersetrano OF IsnSebannS; men
Der err bog insen SrunS iii at tro, at
Sisie S.tns ri! BIZ hYrers saa tSr,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Hoods SarsapariIla

Get giercpliper glahet "a gieer Strra
f o. arnft ill ale CrsaHer u 6uHttios
Her,
3 ZEN ieS5anliss ilDssHae Sorm eaec
1 acknowledgements SnfIets. leR taIaea
Sarsatshs. 400 Guier 81
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
Staffels piee.

Gaar SpopanSrerIooerc clemens.
feres eiier Scgitapen, fan be Ieoe til
IbarHsiertisseo. eSGreuspei 5er-
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1906-10-12
IRisEsitypi.S looen. - ugp

g~2iSGsfypi. 6looen. - Upper gii3-
itsfiqpi 9tt0ar Improvement as'oct1.
tim teaunHtc 0eu 9Se Gtto5er III 81.
4arams0e paa aoutorct hos Yt1oor
Zones ! gt~inrcapoIi8. 100 CeLe8ater
inoflnSr iig meo GuUeruer lluH,
MINIS oa acrgre5mauo s. aoan
ge0e / SpiSier.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-08-10

laid out by rule, scraped clean
with pumice stone, deprived of
all the bric-a-brac Of its antiqui-
ties, rebuilt without any of its
primitive originality; a town
which has sprung forth from the
vitals of its ancient quarters with
ready made squares, symmetri-
cal thoroughfares, S ira G h t
streets, stucco and bastard stuc-
co buildings, five stored houses,
all the usual typographaphical
peculiarities of Europeanism; a
town which has laid aside its an
cient robes, crumbled to dust its
antique plaster work, pulverized
its venerable relics, cleaned out
out its sewers, aerified its sinks
desquamated its ulcers, to make
itself like other towns; a town
Of palaces, barracks, academies,
and official buildings, in which
is concentrated all the machin-
cry of government and which is
the very heart of the body poll
tic; a town which, with its
sparse population altogether in
sufficient to people its wide thor
oughfares, and with its some
what paralyzing condition of
we'll helnp ifs ostentatiOus lux
ury and wealth, calls up a vision
of another La Haye, a purring,
self-satisfed, satiated, much en-
We'd place; town which has re-
tanned its bourgeois character
with all its pomp, a matter of
fact, homelike, punctilious city;
a town inhabited by men of sim
pie manners and moderate intel
lectual power, combined with a
weakness for trivial amusements
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-08-10
JeweIIed Hair 0ma mentS.

Hair ornaments now, are as
fanciful, splendid and dainty as
in the days of Josephine Gold
acorns with diamond sprays, Ill
les of pearl with diamond tipped
stamens, birds heads glistening
with precious stones, jewelled
coronets, and many other equal
ly costly pieces, are worn at din
ners, balls, and other evening
entertainments. An exquisite
ornament, which is quite new
two gracefully curved
gold antennae. each about three
inches long. Upon the ends are
pear shaped diamonds. Two
gold prongs from which the an
tenna spring serve to faSten the
ornament in the hair. A beauti-
full hairpin shows a peacock's
heal and throat set against the
fan like tail. The head is en-
crusted with diamonds and the
tail outlined with rows of small
rubies, each row terminating in
a large diamond. Other hair
pins are ornamented with en-
amelled gold and precious stones
A bullfnch's head set in dia-
monds, with ruby eyes and wings
of colorored enamel inter-
spersed with small emeralds, is
a very attractive hair Pink.
cl:l. g. A. Ho,ra,n
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-08-10
A Delightful Old Town.

Brussels is a snowy, geometri-
callv built city, with endless
straight avenues, cubic perspec-
tives. and well ordered suburbs;
a Young and laughing capital
vulgarized by it's imitation OF
every other capital, and which
an immoderate love OF stucco
has led to the imitation of Paris
in particular; a modernized town
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-08-10
M adisOp Township Trustee
Notice.

Notice ie given that hereafterthe Trus
Tee az Madison township will De in Ire
land on the first Saturday OF each
month, and the remaining Saturdays al
INV residence, one mile southwest oi
LELAND. for the pur pose of attending to
townehip business, and all persons hav
inc tueiness with the township are ex-
ngcte.i to confine it to those days.
Che tow vnship library is KEEP. at Sam i
Keans' in Ireland, where all may
OBTAIN the books. -
The Indiana Sch pol books will be
,o,nd AT VIM. T. Young's store at ala
,,nas SAMUEL A. CIEzEN,
Ian lao5-v Trustee Madison Tp.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-08-10
yo,INo. MIDDLE AGED OR OLD MEN

suffering from Spermaterrh)ea and I'm
potency, the result q bn g in youth, or
iat.r excess and othr c ctlses producing
some OF the following 4 .cts; Debility,
Nervousness. Emissi ~. Blotches Dizkl-
ness. Confusion Of ideas, Aversion TO 90
cietv. Defective memory, and sexual ex
hanstion. which units the victim for
business q marriage, needs this SPECIAL
,srs advice and treatment, as he taor,
nnghly understands these cases ana
koows how to cure them.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-08-10
In Colbert Gurney.' Hook has


the name of DAILY. "Fun is to
me what ale is to boniface,"
says DAILY of himself. Il sleep
upon fun-I drink for fun-l talk
for fun-I live for fun" The
practical jokes which that gen.
tleman delights in are in effect
the jests which Hook had perpe-
trated in real life.
1t was Hook, and not DAILY,
who once at Richmond asked the
waiter to bring "some maids of
honor" "a sort of cheese-cake
celebrated there. In his party
was lady who had never before
been in Richmond: she stared
and then laughed. Hook saw
her surprise, and elected what
he wanted, her innocent ques-
ton, what do you mean by
maids of honor?" Dear mew
said he, "don't you know that
this is so courtly place, and so
completely under the influence
of state etiquette, that every
thing in Richmond is called after
the functionaries of the palace?
What are cheese cakes elSe-
where are maids of honor here;
a ca on, is lord chamberlain;
a goose, a steward; a roast pig,
a master of the horse; a pair Of
ducks, grooms of the bed cham
ber; a goosebery tart, a gentle
man usher of the black rod; and
so on"
The unsophisticated lady was
taken in and when the ladies OF
honor actually appeared in the
shape of cheese cakes, she con-
vulsed the whole party by turn
ing to the waiter and asking him
in a sweet but decided tone, to
bring her a gentleman usher of
the black rod, if they had one in
the house, quite cold.
1t was Hook, again, and not
DAILY, who perpetrated the jest
that forms the turning point in
Gilbert Gurney's career One
day he and the elder Matthews
the comedian, took a row up the
river to Richmond. Passing a
well trimmed lawn at Barnes,
the noticed an inscriptionboard
sternly forbidding any strangers
to land. This was enough for
Hook. Tying the. boat to tree
he and Matthews landed taking
with them fishing rods and lines.
Hook acted as a land surveyor,
Matthews as his clerk. Pacing
slowly to and fro across the lawn
the used their fishing rods as
pretended measuring and levell-
ing stats, their lines as yard and
rod-measures Soon a parlor win
dow was opened. The occupant
of the villa, a well to do alder
man. strobe out in great wrath
and demanded what the two in
terlopers were about. Hook
cooly but courteously informed
him that a new canal was to be
cut directly across the lawn, and
that he and his clerk were TAX
ing accurate measurements.
Partly in rage partly in despair,
the alderman invited them to
talk the matter over. DINNER was
lust ready. The wine flowed
freely. The alderman sought to
persuade the surveyors that an
other line for the canal might
easily be obtained. Hook sale
he would do his best. Good hu
NOR was restored, the congrega
ton grew general, the novels
and the comedian succeeded il
oLo oY,,,;,o the household
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jefferson TIP. Notice.

The undersi, ned trustee OF Jefferson
township. Dubois county hereby gives
notice that he will attend TO all business
pertaining to the office Of Trustee at his
residence one mile north OF Birdseye on
lie Tuesdays of each week and requests
All persons having township business 10
PRESENT il on office days.
JOHN w. ENLOW, Trustee.
] IN. B. 05-lyr.
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NOTICE.

Those who apply for treatment should
bring along small bottle Of urine for
as II will assist IN the dag
nosis. Names patientsnever published
without their consent. bat references
gladly furnished on request. C0usulta-
ton free and Confidential Correspond
ence Solicited and Symptom Blanks on
application TO the Evansvill Office, PA
|l.2 Upper Second Street.
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and military pomp and show;
yet, with it all, still remaining a
very paradise to those who lead
an easy, careless life. --Harper's
weekly.
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The Practical Jester.

The practical jester has been
rightly banished from respecta-
bile society. A practical joke,
except between pe,p'e who are
very young or very intimately
acquain, ed, is now looked upcn
as little better than bit of
black-guardism. But time as
when this form of jesting -four
ished ap4ce. And the time is
not very r mote. The miudle of
the eighteenth century and the
beginning of the present saw its
acme. Grave philosophers and
. courtly wits played mad pranks
upon each other. The verb ''to
bite, "to be bitten" USED more
often in the passive than III the
active voice, WAS invented in
Swift's days to describe the rela-
tive position Of hoaxer and
hoaxee. Early in 1900 a couple
of clubs were founded in London
for the express pdrpose of mu-
tual biting between the mem
bers.
Of all pi actical jokers Theo-
dore Hook was the most invet-
crate, the most audacious and
inconsiderate, the most nimble
of wit. Nothing was allowed to
stand between him and a jest.
Once he was driving along the
street in a cab with no money in
his pockets to pay the fare. He
spied a friend on the sidewalk,
hailed him and got him to take
seat. Then he explained the sit
uation and besought a loan.
His friend was equally impecun-
ious. There upon Hook con-
trived to pick a quarrel with him
high words arose, and in fit of
pretended passion Hook stopped
the canrige, leaped out, slammed
the door, and shouldered the diff
I ficulty upon his friend.
Ole night after a long carou-
sal, Hook and several compan-
ions took a coach and drove to
within reasonable distance Of the
point they wished to reach.
Then Hook ordered the coach
man to dlaw in front of the
house of a reputable physician.
He pulled the bell violently and
when the door opened by a sleepy
servant he and his friends dashed
into the house. The doctor was
standing at the head of the
stairs. With all the eloquence
at his command Hook conjured
him to drive at once to Mrs.
Blanks as that worthy lady was
about to become a mother and
had no medical attendance at
hand. He did not trust to elo-
ouence alone. He and his
friends laid hold of the doctor
and forced him down stairs and
into the coach without giving
him time to change his gown and
slippers. Then they gave the
cabman number in some re,
mote portion of the town and
told him to drive off at tul
speed. The doctor found in due
time that he had been hoaXed
but he paid the fare and for teal
L.
of ridicule never alluded to the
matter again.
In a rural town Hook entered
the house of a wealthy gentle
man unknown to him. 1t wa
early in the morning, and tn
gentleman was not down yet
Hook made himself free OF tn
house, cooked his legs on the fur
niture, and ordered maid-ser
want to give him brandy and wa
ter. The girl in astonisment
answered that her master KEEP
the keys. Hook broke out mt
tempest of abuse against tn
establishment, and demanded t
coo the master. The gentlema
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BoOne Township Trustees
Notice.

Tne undersigned, Trustee OF Boone
township, Dubois county, hereby RlVes
notice that he will attend TO al business
pertaining to the office oi trustee, al hls
residence, four-miles southwest OF loi
tsrsville. on Saturdays of each week, and
rsquests all persons having 70" nsm!
business to present II on Satuiuny. w
vans desiring books from the Township
+ IiIrarv. are notified that the Library ls
ksoi pt my residence. c.s
School hooks Al Mrs. Mary Gif slers
a. portersyii,e. PETER j. scHNARR,
Trustee Boone Up.
Ian. 3, 1905 y.
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HARRISON Trustees Notice

Notice is hereby given bat the under
signed Trustee OF HARRISON township,
will att End to township business on eacn
Monday OF the year, at my ONCE, and
persons having township business 70
transact are required TO present IT to him
On Mondays.
lhe township lorary will be kept al
nv home near Dubois.
J,aN l.. HARDER, Trustee.
Jan, 5, ~ > =.
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CHRONIC DISEASES.

Of the Lungs, Heart. Stomach, Liver,
kidneys, Bowels, Bladder. such a.
Bronchitis shortness of breath, Palpita
ton. Dyspepsia, Gastritis. Loss OF Appe
lite. Sour stomach. Constipation, Ulcer
alton, treated in the mo scientific way
HEMoRsPHoIDs (PILEs) treated without
Knife. and no detention froIi business.