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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Mr.. Howells, however, may rot be so
anxious TO be considered very oblig-
ing man as to be willing TO be sacri.
feed for Mr.. Emery ..
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Voters will be able to readily op-
crate the simple voting machine on
election day, if they practice enough
on it in the meantime.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

No Democratic county candidate
will tolerate the idea Of deal with
the Republicans, unless, of course, 1T Is
N his interest
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Mr.. Bywater would have it under
stood that no one need speak for him
10 political matters so long as his voice
retains its foghorn quality.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Doubtless, the managers of the
Smoot campaign fe;t that Chairman
Salisbury would have plenty TO do in
raising the necessary funds.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

p No one can convince the boys that
anything OF consequence is being done
in the campaign, until some party gets
up torchlight procession.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Even if some OF the church officials
are not talking out loud these days, it
must not be inferred that they are not
going around saying things.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Perhaps Marshal s7ry did not intend
his resolution TO keep out of politics
to apply TO more than nine or ten
months in the year
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

But the Federal officials will not be
so busy with political affairs that they
will neglect the important function Of
drawing their salaries.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Governor Cutler will not offer State
reward In any other bunko case, how
ever, unless political advantage in it
is positively guaranteed.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

In complaining Because a Utah man
was not appointed bank examiner,
Senator Sutherland enjoys the unusual
experience of being right,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

If Apostle Smoot made any promises
to Mr. Whitecotton his intention may
be to redeem them the next time Mr.,
Whiteeotton runs.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Why rot have a joint debate be-
tween Judge Fri1k and Mr.. Whitecot-
ton as to which is the. favorite OF
Apostle Smoot7
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

Apparently, no legislative candidate
in Cache would give much for the
chances of the Agricultural College, if
he should be defeated.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13
HE ''SOT.''
Philadelphia Record.

Pblladelphia ISecord.
Professor Lounsbury, discussing the
question Of simple English, said at Yale
one afternoon
''There was a little boy who began
to keep q diary. His first entry was
Got up this morning at clock He
showed the entry to his mother, and
she, horror"stricken, said:
Have you never been to school ?
"Got up indeed, Such an expires
sion! Does the sun get up9 No; it
rises
"tAnd she scratched out Got up at
T., and wrote Rose at = in It's place.
"That night the boy, before retir-
ing, ended the entry for the day with
the sentence:
= Set at 8. - y
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13
THE MAN WHO KNEW 1T ALL.

Lie.
"Did you sell horses to those two
customers yesterday7" we ask of our
friend the horse dealer.
"Yes. -
"Make anything?'
FOff OF Jones-yes.
'Jones2 Why, Jones was the one
that said he knew all about horses. -
~ know. He was easy, The other
fellow didn t know a thing about them
and brought around three or four ex-
perts before he would buy"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13
Saturday, October l3., 1906.

It IS very diseouraging to some OF
the workers who 90 around to see Sec
retary Squires to get. only hopeful
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

man if ho convirces Chairman Eldredge
that Democrat should be elected
County Clerk
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

1t will have to be conceded that
Apostle Smoot is a most persua sive
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-10-13

the thralldom is manifest and insup-
portable.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
Opportunity for Young Men.

The demands in all parts of this
country. and in several foreign coun-
tries, for well trained men of our race
in the direction of scientific and
practical agriculture are so great
that this institution is willing to
offer exceptional advantages to young
men who wish to come here and
take either regular or postgraduate
course in agriculture. We cannot
begin to supply the demands that
come to us for trained men in the
direction Of agriculture. The posi-
lions for which the Sc trained men
are wanted are those in almost
every case which pay high salaries.
We wish to get hold of men who
have received as far as possible. a
good education before coming here
and are ready to enter on tho
rough course in agriculture. Per-
sons, however, can pursue the literary
studies at Tuskegee, while taking
the course in agriculture. For futher
information address,
ROCKER II. WASHINGTON,
Principal, Tuskegee Intitute,
Alabama
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
CONSOLIDATED STREET CAR
ROUTE.
Points of Interest
Springfed's attractions and How to
Reach Them.
Lincoln home, cor. Sth and Jack

Lincoln home, cor. Sth and Jack
son streets-take s. Sth car.
Lincoln Monument, Oak ridge Gem
eterv--take north 9TH street cars at
5th and Monroe streets.
PARKS and PLEASURE RESORTS
Washington Park, south west Of city
take So. md or Lawrence Av cars.
Reservoir Park north east of city.
Take north 18th Cars
Camp Lincoln The permanent camp
grounds Of the Illinois Nationsl
Guards. Take Rutlege or Camp
Lincoln Cars. state Fair grounds
North Of city. Take North 9TH cars
White City Park East of the city.
Take E Capitol Av. Cars at 9th and
Monroe
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
Lawrence Brando.
Proprietor
East End Sample Rooms
Northwest cor. nth and Mason SITS.
4 choice line of WINES, LIQUORS
and CIGARS
ice Gold Reisch
Beer on Tap.

Mr.. and Mrs. G.. w. Wright,
O. 5o4 W. Williams ST., who have
been visiting their mother in
Harrisburg, KY, have return
ell home. They report an ex
cellent trip and pleasant stay.
Mr.. J. E. Thompson now has
in reality, a first class grocery
store
Mr.. Leslie Arbuckle and Rob
ert Williams, have gone into bus
ness in the pantatorium at the
Leland.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
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The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
c., P. d. ST. L. RAILWAY.
GREAT CENTRAL

GREAT CENTRAL
Frains arrive and @enart from Chicaoo
Alton depot as follt VS.: "S'
WoSthOund A;
No %. Indianarol's Mail & Fxp. 500 M,
10. * Cincinnati Exp sleeper. Gao am
a. 70 =, ~; Sidsh K Decatl Accom- / $50 am an,
aNo. 90 Indianapo's Nail &. Fxp. ak ,' AN,
10 81 IS GTncian9ti EYr sleeror $50 pn7
az No =, a. Decatur X Side1 Accom- $40 ppm
c fTan -, sprinsfe1l 1ndiqnapolis and CiG.
fDaiIy. aDatly except Sunday.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
PRICES For POLITICAL an
NOUNCFNFNIS.

State and NationaI Offices s. n. 90
County, Ohires. ..... ........#... $50
Mayor Of Sprino6eld ............. 5.ot
RFgu ar write-nps. Ioc per line
Ten line notice one time, with an
nOunct menn, free.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
B. & 0. s. w. RAILWAY

B. q q. ). W. KALI W AT
Eastbound Trains Arrive Depart
aRoyal Blue Limited. ..... 1880 am 1880 am
sWash. & New York Lin. Starts 500 pm
sBeardstown & Pana Ac. -. 1925 pm 1925 pm
bSunday Passenger ....... 500 pm 500 pm
Westbound Trains.
aRoyal Blue Limited. ...... 7:25 pm TIPS pm
wash. & New York Linn. $3.50 am Stops
aPana G. Beardstown Ac. 1870 am 10 80 am
Sunday only .............. $3.50 am $50 am
sDaily. aDaily, except Sunday. bSunday
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15
ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILWAY.
Taking effect Sunday, December 4.

Taking effect Sunday, December 1.
Northbound. Arrive. Depart
Diamond Special ..........1235 am 1910 An
Midnight Limited .......... PAP am z:45 am
AChicago Express .............' 7:05 An
Northern Ill. Express. II :25 am IL 80 am
daylight Special .......... 2:4o pm 2:4S pm
st. Louis Sp'fd Accom-. S:45 pm Stops
Southbound. Arrive. Depart
diamond Special ......... $50 am 3:55 am
Midnight Limited ........ 4:45 am 1850 am
est. Louis Sp'fd Accom-. Starts 700 am
daylight Special ........ sos pm $40 pm
st Louis Express. ........ 5:3G pm 5:35 pm
aChicago Mail ..............1025 Stops
sDaily. aDaily except Sunday.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15

The closer you watch the
less you see. introducing
their new illusion.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1906-09-15

81 s.IlAltj'25 6 !. b. |..I||

Depot Tenth. between Washington and JET
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The Guides Story.

Up among the hills of Sligo, Irelandj lies small and mysterious lake much famed in that haunted region. One day noted English professor, explor- ing the hills, was asked by his native guide if he would not like to see the lake, flor it's no bottom at all, sor."
 How do you know that, Pat?' ask ed the professor.
 Well, SOFT, I'll tell ye," agreed the other. "Me Own cousin was showin the pond to gentleman one day, sorr and he looked incredulous like-just as you do-and me cousin couldn't stand it for him to doubt his word SOFT, and so he said, I'll prove the truth of me words he said, and off with his clothes and into the water he jumped"
 The professors face wore an amused and quizzical expression.
 Yes, SOFT, in he jumped" continued the guide, land didn't come up again at all, at all.'
 But" objected the professor, "I don't see that he proved the point by drowning himself"
 "Is it drowned? Divil bit drowned at all he was. Sure, didn't cable come from him next day in China ask in for his clothes to be seut on!'
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schoolbooIS Story "works."

One of the old schOOlboOk stories of another generation told about the ruse of porter who caught rat and fast ened a bell to its neck. When it was turned loose again and ran through the building all other rats left in fright at the strange member of their species that was trying to associate with them.
 The janitOr of bank in Cleveland followed the idea in this old story, and 1t works out just as the schOolbooks say 1t did. Traps set every night were filled with the rodents. and yet there seemed to be no end to their ravages. One morning the janitor chloroformed a big fellow and fastened wire loop securely to its neck. To this loop were attached three tiny tinkling bells. Mir. Rat was revived by being placed be- fore an electric fan and then allowed to go again. His bells have since been heard tinkling behind the walls, but he. is a lonesome wanderer through what was once pOpulOus rat city. All the rats have left this building, and he is monarch of all he surveys. Prob ably he would prefer to dwell in the midst of alarms" again rather than "reign in this desolate place. New York Press.
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Professional Language.

A small boy who lives In an inland traffic center has been accustomed to visiting the depots, says writer in the New York World, and there he watches admiringly the operations of railroad ing. One day he arranged the chairs in line at home, and persuaded his aunt to play train with him.
 You be engineer and I'll be conduc- tor," he said. Lend me your watch, and climb into the cab.''
 Watch In hand, he hurried down the platform.
 Pull out, you red-headed jay!" he called from the other end to the amazed aunt.
 "Why, Willie!" she exclaimed, in hor- TOT.
 That's right! Chew the rag!" he retorted. Pull out. We are five min utes late already"
 Willie does not play around the sta ton any more, and Is acquiring less technical vocabulary.
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How He Killed His Man.

General Wheeler and number of his colleagues in the service were once swapping war stories, when Little Joe" was reminded of one that he had heard not long before. "A friend of veteran of the Union forces once asked whether the latter, in his term of ser vice in the Civil War, had ever killed moment before replying. We'll said be- I think that about the only one was Confederate ar the first battle of Bull Run. You see, I was footing it in startling way, and the "Reb" chased me for something over dis tance of ten miles. Then he dropped dead from exhaustion"
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The "Naomi,s" Bible.

It Is well known that western rivers, especially the Missouri and Mississippi, often make great and sudden changes In their channels, filling in their old beds and digging out new. In 1896, says the author of Early Steamboat Navigation on the Missouri River" q farmer was digging well near the mouth of Grand river, Missouri sev- eral miles from the channel of the Big Muddy"
 Deep down in the excavation he found a Bible, and on its cover the name 'NaOmi." The book was sent to Capt. Joseph La Barge, then one of the oldest steamboat men on the river, to learn If he could suggest any explanation of it's presence there.
 Captain La Barge recalled that fifty six years before, the steamer Naomi had been wrecked at the very place where the Bible was found, which was then the channel of the river. In those days missionaries left Bibles in the cabins of steamers. fastened by chains to the tables, each marked with the name of the vessel. This volume re- mained as q monument both to the ear Her tragedy and to the old course of the Missouri. ann, ,... .-,...
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sauarinx the Account.

A practical joker of New York City tells this story upon himself, and de- clares that the experience cured him of his bad habit:
 On my arrival at San Francisco, as joke I sent to a friend of mine at home, well known fer his aversion to spending money, telegram, with charges to collect, reading, Il am per fectly we'll"
 The information evidently was grat- flying to him, for about week after sending the telegram an express pack age was delivered at my room, on which I paid $4 for charges. Upon opening the package 1 found a large New York street paving block, on which was pasted card, which read, This is the weight your recent telegram lift ed from my heart"
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Kitchen .Jiu-.Bitsu.

It is said that Japanese wrestling is being taught in the London night schools. Punch gives color to the rumOr.
 There had been so much noise that the mistress of the house went below stairs to see what had happened.
 May 1 ask" she said from the kitchen door, "the meaning of this dis graceful behaviour"
 A new Buttons, very small boy, spoke up:
 "The butler and me, mum, lad lit- tie difference of opinion, mum. So give i'm little joo-jitso, num-"
 The mistress of the house, in obedi, ence to a gesture from Buttons, looked under the dresser, where the tall but Ter lay in state of astonished col lapse.
Holbrook argus., 1906-05-26

backache and my general health was affected when I began using them. My feet were swollen, my eyes puffed, and dizzy spells were frequent. Kidney action was irregular and the secretions highly colored. Today, however, am a well woman, and am confident that Doan's Kidney Pills have made me so, and are keeping me we'll"
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Mothers will find Mrs. Wipslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period.
The Poor Father.

Representative Chalk Beeson of Kan sas, is the head of forestry station that gives trees to farmers. In an ad- dress to wOmen's congress, Mir. Bee son said: Trees are like children. In the beginning they give us a great deal of trouble and worry, but in the end we are very proud of them. Young trees are veXatious Young children are veXatious. I know man who sat in his study the other afternoon writ ing speech, when his little son called shrilly from the garden: Papa, papa, look out of the window What nui- sance children are,' grumbled the man, but nevertheless he put down his pen, and with half smile he advanced to the window promptly and stuck forth his head. Well, what is itY said he The boy, from a group of youngsters, called up: Jimmy Smith wouldn't be- !ieve you had no hair on the top of your head"
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o1eo REWARD S1oo

The readers of this paper will ss pleased to learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages. ane that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Curt Is the only positive cure known te he medical fraternity. Catarrh being 3 constitutional disease, requires | constitutional treatment. Halls Ca- tarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby ds. stroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up she constlruIion end as. sisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have SO much faith in its curative powers, that they offer one hundred dollars for any case that h fails to cure. Send for list of testi- monials.
 Address. r. J. CHENEY { CO.,. To. ledo. Ohio. Sold by all druggist, U centA
 Take Halls Family Pills for Consti- patton.
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Why HI. Father Love. Him.


 Little Georgle is the apple of his fath er's eye, and 1t would seem that he de- serves to be. A little while ago rough looking individual came to the house where little GeOrgie lives, and grasped him by the collar. "If you don't tell me where your father keeps his mon- ey," growled this exemplary person. "I'll knock yer cad orf yer shoulders, an arfter that I'll eat yer!" "Oh, please don't do that, sir," whimpered Georgie You'll find all the money we've got in an old waistcoat in the kitchen" Two minutes later bruised and battered wreck was heaved through the front door of little Georgies dwelling place, and sat for awhile in the gutter and blinked. "That kiG's too smart-unnatural smart" it muttered. "Never Said word about is ole man bein' inside the weskit."- Answers.
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Parental SOlicitu dc.

Maria, who is that young chap that's coming to see Bessie?'
 His name is Hankinson. He seems to be all right"
 Do you consider him safe young man?"
 Bessie does. She says he's in good cir cumstaneesdand has been operated on for appendicitis"
Holbrook argus., 1906-05-26
The Powder Didn,t Bake It.

" AO"ueT Diuh | bake Its
 Mrs. Nuwed-Here's the bread started to make to-day. Isn't it too annoying.
 MT. Nuwed-Why, it isn't baked at all.
 Mrs. Nuwed-I kRow it isn't; that's just it. put plenty of baking powder in it, but it doesn't seem to have work. ed.-Phiadelphia Ledger.
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and other kidney ills, will find comfort in the words of Mrs. Jane Farrell, of 606 Ocean Ave, Jersey City, N. J., who says: q reiterate all l have said before
 in praise of Doan's
 Kidney Pills. l had been having heavy
Holbrook argus., 1906-05-26
No Need of It.

Cant I sell you painless corn cure, madam" said the peddler.
 "No, you can't" snapped the woman of the house. "I have no painless corns."
 Then the door was shut with a sudden slam.-C Chicago Tribune.
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Copying the Humans.

Family Cat-Im not going to eat out of the same dish with you.
 Dog-Why not! Lots of people that scrap worse than we do eat at the same table!
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For a Good Complexion

They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to contract and propel the Food naturally past the little valves that mix Digestive Juices with Food.
 They strengthen these Bowel-Muscles by exercising them.
 This stronger action, producing greater nutrition from food, brings back to tho BowelMuscles greater strength for self operation.
 The Bowel-Muscles can thus,in short time, dispense with any Drug assistance whatever.
 Cascarets are safe to take as often as you need them, while pleasant to eat as Candy.
 Then carry the little ten-centbox con- \ stanty with you in your purse, and / take Cascaret whenever you suspect
 you need it.
 One Cascaret at time will promptly
 cleanse foul Breath, or Coated Tongue.
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w FREE TO OUR rRIENDsi

French-designed. GOLD.PLATED BONBON BOX, hard-enameled in colors. It Is beauty for the dressing table. Ten cents in stamps is asked as measure of good faith and to cover cost Cascarets
 with which this dainty trinket Is loaded. 72l
 Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or New York.
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TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY.
A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells
 How to Find Relief.

The thousands of women who suffer backache, languor, urinary disorders
Holbrook argus., 1906-05-26

All druggists sell them-over ten mill lion boxes year, for six years past.
 Be very careful to get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Company and never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC."
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7 OR Clear Eyes |A Sweet Breath II Clean Tongue ~ Calm Nerves
 Good Temper and

Eat a Cascaret whenever you suspect you need it. Carry little loc Finer gency box constantly with you, in your Purse or Pocket
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1906-06-01
Electric Lines

BY the way franchises are being
called for in Chanute for street car
lines, it seems we are to be album
dainty blessed with that luxury in
the near future. The line projected
from Chanute to Independence via Of
Altoona and Neodesha has asked for
a franchise Of the city. We have
mentioned this line before. Promi-
nent capltalists'of this city are behind
the enterprise and are pushing it right
along.
We hope to see work begiu soon.
With this line running west and the
Rawlins line going east. south and
north Chanute will be we'll supplied
with interurbans and will be pretty
well hooked up with the outside world
These interurban lines are bound to
come here as well as IN the east and
will be a great benefit to everybody.