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St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
Y
TEETH THAT WERE USELESS
pusxle 20 the Nan Who Had Sud-
denly Sustained tho Loss
Of Them.

Harry Leon Wilson, author Of The
spenders," was domiciled for summer
In Connecticut with colony OF artists
and writer's, all Of whom had to 90 into
the city every day. relates the Saturday
Evening Post.
Wilson was doing nothing but Loaf
ang. He loafed artistically, and from
time TO time met and had fun with
some Of the natives Of tho place. One
day he found two men in the road who
seemed congenial, and he struck up an
acquaintance with them. He proposed
o drive and they got surrey and two
horses.
Can you driver" asked Wilson.
'@Sure." one Of his sudden friends ~
piled, 81 am q fine driver"
They got aboard and started down
the road. Before they had gone halt Z
mile the team was frightened by q
passing automobile and ran away. The
driver valiantly steered the horses
into telegraph pole and Wilson and
his two friends were thrown helter-
okelter into the road.
Wilson slowly gathered himself TO-
esther. One Of his friends was sitting
in tho ditch rubbing his bruises and
the other stood in the middle OF thu
road gazing in fearful misery at two
front teeth which he held in the palm
Of his hand.
| .Pretty lucky escape, wasn't it!'
| asked Wilson, for want OF something
| better tc say.
| "Yes," replied the man with thu
teeth, weeping afresh, but please. oh
please. tell rue. what shall | do viii
these?."
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
EASY BUYING At AUCTION.
Says the Youth Of Experience, Who
Has Learned the Trick
Of II.

"You never bought anything at auc-
tion?'' exclaimed the experienced
youth. BEST place in the world to
furnish studio, once you get them
trained. I trained them with my
table. That is, they found out they
couldn't monkey with me. It was like
this: You see, thought would buy
a table fist, center table, and drape
q couch and few other things around
1t as / got them. picked out the ta-
BILE wanted at the auction room.
"'How much are you willing to pay
Tor it?' they asked.
Il looked It over.
".About six dollars answered.
briefly.
Il made mistake when / said,
About That's what cost me thres
weeks getting the table.
Il went around the next day. They
put up my table. I bid to six and
stopped. Somebody else ran it up to
seven and q half. I went home and
concluded / would have to pick out
another table, since that one was
gone.
1.-THE next week went back for the
other table. I hadn't been there ten
minutes when they put up the same
table. / was a little surprised. but az
still wanted 1t, bid right along till
I got to my price, six dollars, then
quit. It was knocked down to some
body else.
We'll, / went back the third week
| to get table. As soon as they saw
me they put up my table. bid on
It. Somebody ran it up TO i've
Five and half,' said, and they
knocked it down to me. Got it. you
see, at half dollar less than I had
started out to pay, and it served then
right.
After that they treated me square
You see that brass lamp? "A beauty
isn't 1t? Worth all Of six dollars 4
1t is worth a cent. Guess how snucl
| I paid for it? One dollar!"
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
AMATEUR AERoNAUTlC3.

Do not stick pins into the enevlope,
even il the balloon 10 . stationary
one.
Never leave the car while In mo-
tion-especially when at q consider
able altitude. It hurts.
Do not throw out empty bottles
when passing over densely populated
urban rural districts: they will only
get broken.
Should your graphing iron "grap-
ple" a harmless old gentleman and
lift him OF his feet, do not be too
angry with him; let him down gently.
When passing over friends estate
try and resist the temptation Of drop
ping sand-bag through his conseTva-
tory; somebody may be there. and be-
sides, your friend may be . retaliatol
and q hrst-class rife shot.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

FOR certain reasons Il ID sometimes
aesirable to have bedroom and bath
oom on the ground door. There are
people who do not like to sleep up
tairs; there are others who cannot
veil climb the stairs, and good many
Bid persons areFnot well able to 70 up
Ind down, but n houses Al ordinarily
built they have not the necessary ac-
|eommodations on the first doer. In
nany instances old people are denied
lcomforts that they are rightly entitled
to because the house Is not arranged
lin their interests. This plan is de-
higned to meet such requirements.
II There is bedroom on the first floor.
with liberal clothes closet on one
Iside and bathroom ON the other side,
land there are plenty Of windows to
make the room bright and cheerful. I
hike to see old folks made comfortable.
They have spent their best days work
ling for the younger members Of the
Family and 1t II no more than -igh,
that they should have the very best
possible care and attention in their de.
Eclining years.
e. The average American family con.
| sists Of five persons It is well enough
Ito bear this In mind in building q
house, because It may be necessary o,
desirable to sell the property at some
future time. Il the size is right for the
majority of prospective customers, i,
is much easier to effect a sale. In hi.
plan there are four bedrooms 30 ar.
ranged that all the members OF f,m.
lily Of hve may be accommodated with,
ont crowding anyone.
There is something about the ar.
rangement Of this house that require.
careful arrangement Of the heating
plant. There should be small furnac,
in the cellar, placed near the center o
I the front part of the house, with rsgie
ters In the lower rooms and hall a:
near the furnace as possible. Pipe
from the furnace to the upper rooms
must bs as nearly perpendicular a
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
Mr. d. J. Hennenan, Oakland, Neb.

Mr.. 81. ]. Henneman, Oakland, Neo.,
writes:
II waited before writing to you abous
my sickness, catarrh Of the stomach,
which had over q year ago.
s.There were people who tod me y
would not stay cured, but am sure
that / am cured, for do not feel any
more i'll effects, have good appetite
$50 am, and will say to al, ! ~
cured for good.
II thank you for your kindness.
s.Pefuna win be our house mediciae
hereafter.
Catarrh Of the stomach is also known
in common parlance as dyspepsia, gas'
tritis and Indigestion. No medicine
will be Of any permanent benefit excope
Il removes the catarrh.
4 Crest Tonic.
Mr.. Austin NJ. Small, Astoria, ore.e
writes: " During the hot weather q
the past summer lost my appetite.
tried Peruna, and found Il pleasant g
take, splendid appeti1er and > grsae
tonic.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
BEYOND OUR BoRpER&,

An cmcial estimate places the acre.
- Of timber IN British Columbia e
present at lS2, ,75O. 900 acres.
The number Of quart bottles Of
champagne ID tho Trench caves last
rear was 1o0.96s, 1868.
The sugarcane estates Of the West
Indies have been made vastly more
profitable BY the introduction Of steam
plows and other labor-saving devices
A London dentist has made = pro-
posal Of marriage In one OF the most
novel ways which have yet come to
light. He fell in love with an elderly
patient who ordered . set Of false
teeth from him. When the teeth were
delivered the woman found neat pro
posal engraved on the plate which held
the teeth.
The British Zeitung am Mittag saya
that Russian some time ago gave q
ring worth $3.50 to newspaper sellel
In the Friedrichstrasse for three copies
Of the Zeitung am Mittag. The period
fixed by law during which the Russian
could have regained possession OF the
ring recently expired, and tho poltce
have informed the newspaper selle,
that the ring is his lawful property.
It ia estimated that from 100000 tf
SOC, 600 natives have died In Africa o.
sleeping sickness In the last ten Year,
The disease is, moreover. spreading
with alarming rapidity, yet nothing Y
done to check It. The weight OF opln'
ION is that no person once infected evel
RECEIVERS. Despite its name, sleep u
not an important symptom, as 1t oc
ours only towards the end OF the dis
ease in a small number OF cases.
A curious case OF museum robber,
is engaging attention at Weimar. Al
agent offered some time ago to th'
Goethe-Schil museum a series o
Goethe manuscripts, which on exam
lnatioa proved to have been stole1
from the museum itself. The agent ex
planned that he had received them u
good faith from well-known anti
uuarian in Berlin. A search OF the an
tiQuarian's house brought to l1gn
many other documents belonging U
the Weimar museum.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

possible, 20 that each room in the
house may receive both heat and van
tilation from the furnace, with the ex-
ception Of the kitchen. With this ar
rangement small furnace that would
burn six or eight tons Of coal during
the winter would keep tho whole house
comfortable every day with 2 lttle
help from the grate and the warmth OF
the kitchen.
The warmth from the kitchen is
more valuable than II generally rea-
lfzed. from the fact that most persons
like 10 hear the teakettle sing. and This
means that moisture u being rapidly
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
Corpse Guided the Horses.

Cincinnati.-It was q real corpse
that drove . team Of horses along the
new Burlington road. This grewsome
discovery was made by John Farley,
Of Newburlington, O.. who passed
along the road ut two a. m. Farley ct
flrst thought the driver was asleep, but
investigating, found the man was
dead. He was seated upright in his
market wagon, the reins clutched in
has stiffened fingers. The dead man
was Morris Murphy. = farmer, living
near Georgetown. Death was due to
natural causes,
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
GENERAL a1EAN1Nas.

The king Of Ashanti has 1882 wives.
A young Jones is born every 10
minutes.
The number Of known stars exceeds
100, ,00O. 900.
Contributors to the London Times
are paid $25 column.
One man in six In the American
navy is q total abstainer.
The parrot appreciates music more
than any other of the lower animals.
Over 100000 leeches were used
annually 26 years ago, but now not
1000. 900 year are used.
The worlds largest prune orchard
lin Los Gatos, Cal.-contains 10000
trees and yields an annual profit OF
100000.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
Halibut Salad.

i Cold boiled halibut> may be used for
d delicious salad. Flake the fish with
. silver fork, toss with It. about half
the quantity Of chopped celery and
pour over It q French dressing. Ar.
range ON lettuce leaves and cover with
thinly sliced and crisped cucumbers.
Over this spread mayonnaise. Shred.
ded sweet peppers may be substituted
for the cucumbers II preferred.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
one on the poctor.

A Baltimore physician who boarded
q crowded car in Charles street, no
ticed q woman standing and big Ger
man sprawling over twice the seat
area that was necessary to him. In
d1gnantly the physician said to his:
"see here! Why don't you move .
little 30 that this tired woman may
have q seat@ For = moment the Ger
man looked dazed. Then broad
smile spread over his countenance a.
ne answered: l"say dots joke on
you. all right! Dots my vife!"
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

SECOND FLOOR PLAN.
extra so cents is made and made easiof
than the first two dollars We often
see strong. robust-looking men and
women break down IN middle life. One
Of the principal causes IL the breathing
Of foul air. It is better to burn an ex-
ira ton OF coal than to give that
amount Of money to the doctor or pa
tent medicine vender, but by proper
ventilation and by the addition Of
moisture a house may be made perfect
ly comfortable and be thoroughly we'll
ventilated without costing cent extra.
It is all In making the right arrange.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

cheap stun everywhere, but the vorll
IS improving and such people are be-
coming scarcer all the time. Pure
wholesome air is necessary for good
health. When you feel well It is easy
70 do Is per cent more work with less
enorI It person In poor health Is
able 70 earn two dollars per day, by
FEELING right the same person can earn
Two dollars and half. It is by OBJ
serving the rules Of health that the
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
Entsrprising Dealers.

A London firm Of automobile dealers
has organized . band Of 80 cyclists,
armed with red flags, ~ partial onset
to the numerous police traps therea-
bouts. These wheelmen warn the oc.
2upants Of motor cars just when and
where to drive cautiously, and Will
change the scene OF their operations
daily In order to circumvent the bob
bies," who are making a good thlne
out Of the numerous arrests for speed
law infractions.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
a Handsome Book1et.

Picturing the latest New York styles in
woman's underwear and children's cloth
ing is being sent out by Lord = Taylor,
New York City. Beautifully illustrated
with half-tones, this booklet enables pa
irons at distance to see the goods as
hiph reputation hack of this house IN
sures absolute satisfaction.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

Really an Awful Affair.
She-He married her Tor her money.
Wasn't that awful!
He-Did he get ity
"No."
'It was."-Judga
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
sultan's Working Day.

0U1SA0 - - A41s8 Asssy
The sultan OF Turkey Is far from ~.
Ing an indolent sovereign. He has
been described as the .simperial con.
vict," q designation which ID not in
appropriate, for he works on an aver.
ago 15 hours = day. - 81
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

There may not be more than two
inches Of strawberries, but think OF the
size OF the box with the lumber higher
eyerv day.-Detroit Free Press.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

Nobody who understands the law Of
prices will wonder at q man making
himself scarce when he feels cheap.
Puck.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

Joyous smiling in
health the which they indulge the outdoor lite they
should taught to form and the wholesome
they patake tendey health should be preserved
and remedial assist
remedies which
and wholesome and truly beneficial IN effect like the pleasant LAXATIVE remedy
come into general many families whose estimate
quality excellence based knowledge and
physicians generally because
they gentle We inform all
original known them most benehy and
Californian
therefore IS not secret remedy and hence
informed physicians OF patent
medicines sefredicaton
teach that the Syrup
Copany-Caonia Fig Syrup plainly
printed every package that IN bottles
other regular Fifty having
printed fail get
beneficial effects
equally beneficial for the and the children
laxative remedy IS required.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

There IL always room ut the top, q
course. but sometimes It's . whole lot
more sociable at tho bottom.-Puck Z
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

what the world needs IL men who
do more Of their work by day ana
more Of their dreaming by night.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

There is something wrong about the
father who IL not hero - tho eye1
Of his little ones.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21

rev Girls would improve their intel
lects - the expense Of tAeir shape.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
Give and Take.

Gracious. my dear" said the first
society belle, spitefully, :" do hope
you're not i'll. You look SO much old
er to-night."
I'm quite well, thank you, dear. re-
piled the other. And you-how won
derfully improved you are. You look
positively young."-Philadelphia Led
ger.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-07-21
Went with the Suit.

Muggsy - Where did yer Git dc
watch?
Gaffer-Got It Wild q suit o. closes.
Jaw! go'n; de clothin' men amt
givin' away no watches like that wid
suits o. clo'es."
well, dis was . secondhand suit
what belonged to a gent what was In
swimmin'. n'."-Philadelphia Press.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28
|. MILL ENDS or EVERY
!. DESCRIPTION FOR A
! few PENNIES,

French Qhallies that sell
for loo, Mill End Price,
41So.
Beautiful Lawns selling
for 10 and 15c, Mill End
Price, AZ
India Linon, the loo
grade, Mill End Price. Go.
White Duck a heavy
grade that sells for 15c,
Mill End Price, &c.
Fancy voiles. all colors
and pretty patterns that
sell as high as 25c, Mill
End Price. SIC.
Fancy Dress Cloths in
checks and stripes, 1870
valne, Mill End Price, &c.
Checked Organdies, the
loo grade, Mill End Price
7c.
Daisy Cloth in plain col
ors, regular 1870 seller,
Mill End Price, SC.
Genuine Madras Cheviot
in good lengths and hand
some patterns. that sell for
lSc, Mill End Price. Sc.
Soft Mercerized Cham
bray, all plain colors, reg
ular 15c seller, Mill End
Price. s l-3c.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28

Boys Suits.
Boys Before receiving Fall line dispose all
remnant Suits from spring and lines
from to II regular 80 suit for regular
for $780, regular S. suits $ regular 90
regular $3 suits for 81 regular So 80 suits for
In Hats.
Mems Straw Hats also Boys Chldrens
uar price $225 hats for 81 H. ST. 17
An odd lot of Mems and Boys Straw Hats only
dies Millinery for just half price Regular 5 chldren
Fall Caps, your choice for
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28
Many Remnants in Shoes.

$50 of Mems and Boys Ladies' and Chdren Shoes Mill
End Prices Odd lots and broken that will sell
In this lot Mems Work Shoes 81 80 shoe $95
Mems Dress Shoes regular 3 shoe for
$50; Chldren's $2. 20 shoes for $l.5S
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28
Odds and Ends for Men.

Fifteen dozen Mems Fancy Dress Shirts patterns
regular 75c and 81 kind choice of this lot
IN Mems and Boys Sweaera tremendous napregu $
for 81 regular So so Sweaters for ST. regular
$780, Broken ends in Linen and Rubber Collars
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28

5000 Yards of Mill Ends


Ma amCI
nWth
in
D sIWav sSitr
&C.
DrSGn
selling kofmlen
n Irnahcr
what loom fail given
of
sin tn
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28
MILL END PRICES
EXTENDS TO NOTION
Department.

Ladies' Fancy Turnover
Collars, regular 20 and 25c
goods, Mill End Price. SO.
700 yards Em broidery
and Insertion at Mill End
Prices.
500 yards Valencienne
Laces in different lengths,
Greatly reduced to Mill
End Prices.
Sewing Machine Oil,
regular 100 bottle, for &c.
Writing tablets, a 5
center, for only Be
Fifty gross Superior Pearl
Buttons, worth 10c doz,
for 4c.
Mems Red aud Blue
Handkerchiefs, large size,
for only 4c.
Remnants in Ribbons, all
colors and many lengths, all
ut Mill End Prices.
Fancy Mercerized Dra-
perry Satine, zoe grade,
Mill End Price, I2c.
Amoskaeg Teazledown,
handsome patterns. Mill
End Price, 90.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28
Specials.

25 pairs of large Cotton Blankets regular 8c Mill End Price,
58c Large size Comforts both sides alike regular price, $5 Mill
End Price, $9 Lace Curtains regular price, Mill End Price
per pair Chldrens Underwear.
of ocks the for this Mill End Sale
have been greatly reduced
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28
Remnants in Mems furnishings.

Mems Cotton Ribbed Knit Underwear regular qualify for 89c
Extra Cotton Ribbed Underwear regular 65c quality Mems
S5c Suspenders fully dozen the lot Red and
Blue Handkerch large size Gray or Blue Cotton
Knit Hose for Hose regular goods oc
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28
Mems Clothing.

Our eu stock of 270 suits placed Mill End
Prices Every man i'll Athena would dig ask for
these suits it be could fully appreciate the value Sale
offer dependable Suits regular prices these Suits are OK
edingy low but they will be reduced per cent
This will be opportunity buy fall Suit Mill Prices
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1906-08-28

oered You pay two three times the tor the
Below are found just small portion of the items and prices
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-06-16
A Happy Mother

Will see that her oaby lie properly
cared ior-to do this a good purgative
is necessary. Many babies suffer from
worms and their mothers don't know
tiff your baby is feveriSh and doesn't
sleep at night, it is troubled with
worms. Whites Cream Vermiiuge
will clean out these worms in a mild
and pleasant way Once tried always
used. Give It trial Price IS cent?.
Sold by W. VI, Johnson.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-06-16
The News From Bell.

Bell, June l4-The much needed
rain has come al last.
Most all the farmers OF this section
have about finished laying by their
corn.
Starvation is getting to be a thing OF
the past with our farmers now, as they
have again reached mutton corn and
peas.
Bell isl progressive little town Of
six stores, postofice, sawmill, two cot
ton ginneries and market, and one OF
the healthiest locations in the State OF
Florida.
Remember that on June 23rd there
will be at Bell Masonic picnic, and
everybody 10 cordially invited TO come
ard bring well.tiled baskets and have
a day OF recreation and enjoyment.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-06-16

Don't let your child suffer with that
cough when you can cure il with Bal
lard's Horehounl Syrup, sure cure
for coughs, bronchitis, influenza,
Group and pulmonary diseases, Buy
a bottle and try it. b b. Laughter,
ByhsliS, Mise, writes: II have two
children who had Group. tried many
different remedies, but l must say your
Horehound Syrup is the best Group
and cough medicine l ever used, "
Sold by w. VI. Johnson.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-06-16
Royal Palm Magazine.

Announcement has been made by
Mr.. 9 G. Thomas that The Royal Palm
Magazine, which began publication 10
this city last March, has been trans.
ferred to parties in Tampa, who will
continue the publication OF che maya.
zine from that place. Inasmuch ~
the color and electrotyping work OF
The Royal Palm was done in St. Louis
and shipped 70 this point, then
printed II was found that IL could not
reach here in time TO be printed and
distributed in accordance with the
date OF lie Issue. Parties in Tampa TO
whom Mr.. Thomas has transferred his
interests will equip plant OF their
own and carry on the publication. All
subscribers OF The Royal Palm will re-.
ceive regularly the magazine from
that point, the next Issue beginning on
August Let
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-06-16
Sold and Recommended bv
W. N. JOHNSON, Gainesville.

in Tennessee. This means that the
Brown House lobby will be dull" for
while. for Mr.. Derrick assists Col. T..
@ Cobb in keeping things lively there.
1t has been coDhdentially but good
nsturedly intimated that Landlord
Ettel would be willing not only TO
give Mr., Derrick his board and lodg-
ing II he would decide to LAY around"
during this vacation, but would actu-
allie pay him 90 cents a week as q cal.
airy, However, Mr.. Derrick wants a
change, and says he will "go or bust"
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1906-06-16
BASEBALL TEAM
NOW ORGANIZED
Solid Citizens Are Placed AS Off,
GERS of the Association,
GREAT INTEREST MANIFESTED

The Meeting Wednesday Night Result
ed Most Satisfactorily, the Team Or
gained, and Two or Three Games
viii be Played Next Week.
A large and enthusiastic crowd was
present at the meeting called for the
organization OF a baseball club
Wednesday evening, with the result
that it was decided to organize, and
the organization WAS perfected by the
election Of Hon. w. q. Robinson as
president, J. +. Fowler as vice.presi-
dent, and S. VI Davis as secretary and
treasurer.
Quite a number OF baseball enthusi.
asts were present at this meeting, and
made interesting talks. II was de-
cided that q good ball team was essen.
tial, and that now vas the opportune
time for its organization. A number
also agreed 10 take an active part in
the game, and the probability is that
Gainesville will have a team this sum-
mer second TO no amateur club in the
State.
All interested are requested TO re-
port at the park at 3 $50 o'clock this af-
ternoon for practice,
Two games are assured during the
coming week, and the management iS
deslrous Of arranging for a third one.
The local team will play Monticello on
Wednesday, Tallahassee on Thursday,
and possibly PAlatka on Friday. All
games will be pulled OF on the local
diamond
Our people should rally to the sup.
port OF this club, as Gainesville, up to
a couple OF years ago. has always en-.
joyed the reputation OF having the
champion amateur baseball team Of
the State in the famous Oak Halls.