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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-03-01
AGAIN HEINTERVENES
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT SEEKS
TO AVERT STRIKE OF THE
SOFT COAL MINERS.

Sends a Letter to John Mitchell Ura-
ing That Further Efforts Be Made to
Reach an Agreement With the OPP
erators-communication Results in
the Calling Of a National Convention
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-12-29
Eggs a Ia Creole.

Into a saucepan put two tablespoon
fuls of chopped bacon, two tomatoes,
skinned and cut fine, two tablespoon
fuls of chopped red peppers, and one
cupful of thinly sliced okra. Add one
half cup of strong beef stock and sim
mer until the oKra is tender, adding
more seasoning If required. Poach
eight eggs in boiling sailed water.
Pour the sauce on hot platter, lift
the eggs carefully from the water and
arrange them on the thick sauce Gar
nish with toast points.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-12-29
Put Blame on the Woman.

Said THEIRS: Most men contemplate
making some se'f-denial when they
marry. They think they will give up
such and such expensive pleasures.
Later on, when they discover that they
cannot do so and at the same time they
lack the means to indulge. they com
plain that it is the extravaganza OF
their wives which causes the incon
venience." Which wise saying is ap.
plicable to men in other countries be.
sides that of France
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-12-29
One Thing Wanting.

One day little Barry was gazing in.
tently into drug store window. wrap
ped in admiration of mechanical de.
vice to advertise a tooth wash-a wo-
man brushing her teeth. The child
could not be coaxed away, but kept
looking and looking at the figure. At
last he turned and said eagerly;
Mamma, when does she spit?"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1906-12-29

AS'' III years lie mas PLEADED to those
westerners that he simply could not
get cars from the shops of the east:
chat the orders were larger than the
shops capacities.
Some western men declare that Mr..
Hartman might build his own shops.
He may do as he pleases, after Janua-
ry, in one state; but he must supply
cars.
Those western business men though>
hat a man who commanded the bill
ions controlled now by Mr.. Harri.
nan certainly might secure an inter.
EST in existing car plants somewhere,
10 that he could get cars built How
ever that may be, after January in
oregon he must either have cars
enough or pay $40 a day demurrage.
When it is considered that Oregon
alone needs right now more than 1000
;ars, which she can not get, it will be
ieen that that reciprocal demurrage
Dill means that Mr. Hartman might
ave to pay $4,000 a day penalty for
allure to meet the needs of the ship
Ners. Potentially, then, the people of
oregon purpose to construct a finan.
,'al club worth $6,000,00O a year with
vhich to batter the Wizard of Wall
1treet." But, of course, beofre 1907
hall have passed, Mr. Hartman will
ave found cars somewhere; else he
will have recouped in part the losses
uttered by Oregon shippers through
his failure to perform his duty as a
common carrier.
Car Shortage PARALLELS Industry.
The movement in Oregon is only
he counterpart of similar enterprises
n other states; from all quarters come
complaints that car shortage has par.
llized many industries. The people
lave heard of the evils of rebates,
whereby railroads discriminate against
he many industrial concerns in ia
yor of the few more powerful. Inform
I'd men assert that fully as unjust dis
ordinations, as disastrous in results,
have been practised under the plea
hat the roads were unable to procure
cars; at the same time, some concerns
we're supplied with rolling stock, and
promptly shipped their output, while
others CRASHED their teeth in rage as
they witnessed the favors conferred on
heir competitors.
Oregonians are the more enraged
at the failure of Mr.. Hartman to per-
-orm his duty as a common carrier
here because they have remembered,
irst, that the Wizard of Wall St"
las found money enough to buy Hi
nois Central Chicago & Alton, Balti-
more & Ohio, and other properties,
and yet has not been able to utilize
hat money or part of it to induce car
builders to sell him cars at the going
prices" and, second, because they
have gathered statistics showing that
he Hartman lines have received in
land grants from the Federal govern
nent in Oregon alone 5,SSS, 900 acres
as a subsidy. So enormous was this
subsidy that it eQualed $4,000 a mile
for all the lines controlled by Mr.. Har-
imam in that state.
At this time the Hartman lines in
Oregon retain more than 1000, 900
acres in western counties, in one OF
which the railroad owns more than
half the area; yet Mr.. Hartman 70
fuses to sell those garden spots of the
world
But reciprocal demurrage-that will
solve the problem car shortage will
be merely a page of history when the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
FOR RENT.

COTTAGE, Beretania stree, nan.
Queen Hospital.
COTTAGE, King street, next tn rest.
dence of Alex. Young.
HOUSES Punchbowl street, near Vine.
yard street, suitable for bakery.
STORE III Orpheum Block. also Sec
ond floor of Orpheum. for roominw
house. w. w. CHAMBERLAIN.
Room 2O6. Judd Bid.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
Issued Every Sunday Morning by ths
Local once, II. s. Weather Bureau

Note:-BaroueIer readings are cor
rected for temperature, instrumental
errors. and local gravity, and reduced
to sea level. Average cioudiness stated
In scale from to 10. Direction of wind
is prevailing direction during "a hours
ending at p. m. Velocity of wind In
average velocity In miles per hour.
VIM. B. STOCKMAN,
Section Director
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
SAIL TO-DAY.

German training ship Herzogin
Sophie Charlotte, Zander, for Bremen.
3 p. m.
Str kinau. Freeman, for Hilo and
way ports, noon.
Str. W g. Hall, s. Thompson, for
Kauai ports, ) p. m
Str. Likelike, Naopala, for Molokai,
Maui and Lanai ports. p. m
Str. Noeau. Peterson, fer Hamakua
ports, p m.
Scr. Ia Moi, for Kohalalele. a. m.
Str J. A. Cummins, Searle, for Ko-
olau ports. a. m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19

New moon June 21st at 0:34 p. n.
Times OF the tide are taken from the
United States Coast ana Geodetic Sur
vey tables.
Tue tides at Kahului and HiIo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
Hawaiian staIuard time is 10 hours
80 minutes slower than Greenwich
time, being that OF the meridian of 157
degrees thirty minutes. The time ~his-
tie blows at 1:S0 p. m. which Is the
same as Greenwich, Q hours minutes
Sun and noon are for local ttrae for
the ~hole Group.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
INTELLIGENCE,
DEPARTED.

Monday. June IS.
Scr. Ada, Mana, for Molokai and Maui
por, . =. m
ports, ; p. m.
P. n =. > Siberia. Feeder, for san
Francisco, 60 p m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19

Papeete, June Is.
u S. Revenue Cutter Manning, Rob-
erts.
fMerchant Vesseis)
Alameda, Am. SIS, Dowdell, San Fran
cisco, June Is.
Frieda Mahn, Ger. blk, Staben, Leith,
June 1S.
George Curtis. Am. blk, Kelly, San
Francisco, May IS.
Gov. Robbie, Am. sp., Grant, Nitrate
Ports, May &c.
Helene, Am. scr. Thompson, San
Francisco, June 2.
Herzogin Sophie Charlotte, Ger. tr-
sp., Zander, Bremen, May 90
Kafulani. Am. bk., Colly, San Fran
cisco. June 16.
Lahafna, Am. bkt., Carlson, Nitrate
Ports, June II.
Lord Templetown. Br. bk., SlaGen,
Newcastle June 10.
Morning Star, Am. SIS. Garland, Gil
bert Is. July Is. Gaid up)
Restorer, Br. cable stmr., Combe, San
Francisco, Feb. 9.
Robert Levers. Am. scr, Underwood.
Port Ludlow, June g.
r. P. Rithet Am. Blk, McPhail. San
Francisco May 90.
s. G. Wilder Am. bktn., Jackson, San
Francisco June II.
Massachusetts, Am. SIS. Findlay. from
New York. via San Francisco and
Sound ports, June IA.
TRANSPORT SERVICE.
Thomas. sailed from San Francisco for
Honolulu and Manila. June Is.
Logan, sailed for Guam and Manila,
June 2
Sherman. sailed from Manila for Homo
lulu and San Francisco June II.
Sheridan. at San Francisco.
Supply, at Guam
Meade. a { Manila
Dix. at Seattle. Laid up.)
Lawton, at San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
FURNISHED COTTAGES.

FURNISHED COTTAGES.
At Pearl City, on the
Beach, for 3 months,
beginning July I, 1906,
furnished cottage OF 2
DedrOOmS ....S 50 90
No. 1927 Matlock Ave.
Furnished cottage OF 3
bedrooms ..S * 90
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
TIE MAILS.

Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Thomas. June %.
Colonies-Per Aorangi, June 81.
Orient-Per Mongolia. June IS.
Victoria-Per Miowera, June 80.
Mails will depart as follows:
San Francisco-Per Alameda, June 20.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19

We offer for sale a splendid home
at Kaalawai. All kinds of fruit and
shade trees. A quiet place. with fine
sea bathing. Just the place to spend
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19

We have also a nice lot at Waikiki,
$50 fit. frontage and $50 # deep. This
lot has nice assortment of shade trees
and is just the place for bungalow.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19

The school children all buy Mays ice
cream cornueepias, for sc. Stand in
Emma street near the High school,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.

! the Orlent.-FOr Honolulu: DR.. Geo
lAugur, MRS. r. NJ Brooks, infant anc
amah; G Y. Mark
| Fer str. Niihau, June II, from Ana
| hola.-Capt. Brodero
Per str. w. G. Hall, June Il, from
Kauai ports.-E NJ. Scovelle, Miss K
CHRISTIAN, Miss T. Riedell. j. A Pal
Imer, r. A. Lyman, w. w. ChamberIa in
and wife. c. Strauch, r. w. Sharpe,
Judge Perry, c. Hagens. Miss Lyman,
E. I. Eerrick. n. Forest, Mrs A. H.
Rice, A H. Rice, c. r Herrick Miss
Mumford D. L. Austin. Mrs. j. L.
Robertson. Miss NJ. Laughlin, Mrs. John
Fassoth, Miss Decker, All Lin, Miss E.
Shaw, 80 deck
Per str. Likelike, June IL, from Molo-
kal and Maui ports.-J. D. McVeigh
Miss Georgiana Kahoohiki, Miss Mary
Nunes, Miss c. Sturtevant. H. F.
Sturtevant, c. E. Fox, Master w Hen
ming, Mrs. Fountain, Miss Alice Ahu, Is
deck.
Depa rted.
Per P. M S. S. Siberia, June Is, for
San Francisco.-E. b Oliver, Mrs. w
w. Jaynes, a. B. Martin and wife. Mrs.
NJ G. ADAMS, Miss X. Young, Mrs. j.
Young, Mrs. F. j. Church. Mrs. A w.
Pearson, Miss NJ. Thurston. Mrs NJ. A.
Dyer, w. r. Mckay, wife and son; Mrs.
Prank Nilley, K. c. l.. Perkins and
wife, NJ. Brasch and Wife, Mrs. A. H.
Rice, y. S. Forrest, Dr. T. K. Hoff-
luo,nn Mrs. -~oIet.e jennings &. A.
Brown and wife, Miss Ben Taylor p. L.
Horne and wife, Miss NJ. A. Horne,
master K. S. Horne, H. p. Johnson,
Miss H. j. Bonerley, Mrs. E. NJ. Hyns,
c. r. Graham, $. S. Shean, w. II.
Eoogs and son, Rev. w. NJ kincaid.
Booked to Depart.
Per O. s. S. Alameda, June 20, for
san Francisco.-Admlral Lyon, L. ).
N, Mrs. Lyon, Miss E. Cameron, Miss
A. Sorenson, Mr.. and Mrs. B. a.
4-eaVetl, MISS LoveJoy, Miss Tanner,
Mrs G.. P. Haven. Miss Eva Shaw, Mrs
Philip Enrich, Mrs. Lucy
Kong, Hiss ~ Iuricn, MRS. Watson, Miss
Stee,e, MISS NJ. Bantam, Miss Craig.
Miss Mcpherson, Mrs. B. NJ. Floyd,
Mrs Noyes, Mrs. +. G. Krauss and
three children, Miss E. Mills. Miss NJ.
Mrs. z. r. Adams and three
Mrs. L. Nj. Mitchell, Mrs.
111oNVn Alr. ano MIS-. III. +. IuttIeS,
Miss M Bell, Miss Center, Mrs. w. II.
Smith and child, Miss A. Smith, Miss
E. w. Ward, Miss !. G. Macdonald, Q.
H. p Noyes, c. A. Macdonald, Mrs.
Hodgson, Master Church, Miss r.
Young, Carrie Claypool, Lillian Clay
pool, Miss NJ j. Caussen, Mrs. j. l..
G.. F. Moore and wife. Mrs.
Medlen, Mrs. Johnson, Mrs. Smith.
Prof. Perkins, S. G.. Wilder. w. H.
Bailey, Misses Brownlee ca, Mr.. and
Mrs A Is. Martin, w. Norton, A. j.
Gram L A. Johnson, Mr.. and Mrs. +. !
6. Cox, Frank Wight, Bishop Verdier,
Miss A Rice, Miss De lie Toler, MI !
and Mrs. D. J. Mckay and son, Mrs
F. Alley, Capt A. l.. Soule, A W.
Soule, L. A. Matthews, j. 5. Stone |
ii. p. Eakin. Mrs. Nj. A. Dyer }. \.
T. F. Drake, Mrs. F. Il. |
Mrs Boyer and child, W. ).
and c. F. England, Mrs. L. Law.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
1a|ELEi ! WILLIAM son
TANTALUs OR WAIKIKI.

TANTALUS OR WAIKIKI.
This is going to be a hot summer.
The best way to avoid the heat is to
1uy place on Tantalus and spend the
summer months there. We have two
mountain homes for sale and both are
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
SAILING NOTICE.
lark r. P. RITHET.

BARK r. P. RITHET.
The fine Al steel bark r. P. Rithet
having superior accommodations for Il
passengers, will sail for San Francisco
on or about June 20.
Passenger bookings at c. Brewer &
Co, agents, Queen street, Honolulu.
7440
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19

ONE Columbia Bicycle. NJ 14s. No.
1914. Tax No. 125 Finder please
return to The Guide Publishing Co.
Young Building. and receive -eward.
1443
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
BORN.

YOUNG-In this city. June Is. 1906. to
the wife of VIM. E. Young.
daughter. a.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
LOST.

Orient-Korea. June %.
Colonies-Per Ventura. June 81.
Victoria-Aorangi June -.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
OFFICES FOR RENT.
LOST.

y PAIR Of nose eyeglasses. with chain
attached. Reward if returned TO Ha-
va iian Hotel. 7445
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
NOTICE.

DR.. M. E. Grossman, the dentist, has
returned and resumed practice in his
office on Alakea Street. Office hours
from to 4. 1888
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
VESSELS IN PORT.
ARMY AND NAVY.

French cruiser Catinat, Hautefeuille
Papeete, June Is.
u. S. Revenue Cutter Manning, Rob
ertS.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1906-06-19
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.
Honolulu, Monday, June IS, 1906

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
BURGLARS HOLD GUN TO
HEADS OF RESIDENTS.
Ia Vicinity Of >C7arleroi People Are
Terrorized By Intruders at Whom"
One Man Flies.
One Man Flies

=. .
WASHINGTON. Pa. May ic--Ites-
idsots CT Charleroi and Gibsonton arc
sleeping on their firearms these nights
as the result of 50 burSlaries in the
last month. Wednesday night three
7oaoeries and four attempts occurred
in Charleroi.
". Franz was awakened TO find
revolver thrust IN his face by mask
ed man, who covered him while his
confederate ransacked the house. get
ting $50 G. w Dawson heard the
burglars coming upstairs, and with
the shotgun ran down stairs, AID fred
twice at fleeing figure. which dropp-
ed a wcmans sunbonnet riddlc.1 with
shot G. Whitehead fo:cG this
morning that his house had been ran
sacked while he slept
Sour other attempts to enter resi-
deoees were made. but the occupants
heard the intrudents who fled.
3. ". Raymond, peddler, wSs ar
rested in the Hotel Indiana, ponora-
today, and was identified by a w
win2ett OF Gibsonton, as the mar who
held him up in his home Tuesday
night. Raymond was locked Up. AID
viii ser 4 hearing tomorrow before
Justice Wilson of Donora-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. J. Cheney for the last IS years
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and faaa-
cially able to carry out any obliga-
tons made by his finn
walding. Kinnan & Marvin.
Wholesale Druggists, Toleio, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure IS taken intern
ally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system
testimonials sentzfree- PriceS75 cents
per bottle Sold by an 5druggists-
Take Halls Family Pills. for con-
stipation
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
WOULD SWAP WIVES AGAIN.

But One Woman Already Traded
Blocks the Deal
s STssLoU1s. May 1s.-A deal is now
ON looking to readjustment OF the
martial relations of the Jackson. and
safosby families. the heads Of watch
startled their friends a few weeks ago
by trading wives
Frederick JacEmon, a laborer. who
traded his 2o-year-old bride to Taco
dore NJ. Mosby for his 4o-year-old wife
s1who is nova srandmother)a nd her
four children. now desires to trade
back
Mosby is willing and 50 is Mrs. Nos
by, but Mrs Jackman is opposed
Mosby IS responsible for the original
trade, says Mrs Jackman. and he will
have to stand the consequences.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
ssHoTAr wlFE,s NOSE.
Husband Says He Intended Thae She
Would Not Forget Hin

~ SOUTH BEND. Ind, May 1s--Be-
cause his divorced wife ref1scd to
again live with him Frank Adrich at
tempted to kill her by shooting The
bullet entered the jaw and the wo-
man is now at Epworth Hospital.
When arraigned in the police court
A1dEiehs said he only intended ID shoot
on the tip Of his wife's nose so that
She would not forget him
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
KICKED a NEwsHoY.
Judge Gives Street Car Conductor a
Salty Sentence

sST-LoU1S, May 1s.-w- 0. Lively.
conductor on a Broadway street car,
wassentenceds to so days in the work
house for Kicking Henry Tieferbrunn.
anewsboy, OF his car.
Judge Moore, court officer OF the
Court Of Criminal Correction, made
the sentence the occasion Of a severe
sdenmciation Of what he termed the
brutality Of some street
railway employe
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
COMMITTED SUICIDE

Bookkeeper Ended His Life by Shoot
ing This Morning.
Pa--Walter'R R Beale-
"a boollkeeper, employed at the Ewarts
wholesale grocery and living ar Ben
Avon, committed suicide this morning
by shooting He was prominent so
sciaI1y in the borough and had been
employed by the Ewarts for nine years
and was one OF the most trusted en-
sployes of the firm His employers are
unable to account for the motive Of
the deed
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19


1OSSlt1H2 u -2sS5
-
~ nzssail sctoss LIS Us
sN'eel s; -
$50; .---s
s. Robert Lorraine IS 5plastnss "a 1s't1.
ensasementi IN q u ana
49,.
An otfer has been maze 1or 2 :isestz
6oa presentation o. sousas l sssS1;
opera, he Free Lance
has been added 60 the Aeien III
OF vaudeville house 3.
,------,--. ,s5e
Wilton Lackaye scored a douo4e EN-: -ite
as actor and at
-or 8uSo's Les Atseraoies-5
49,
Grant Stewart s farce-conedy' MS MIS-
takes VIII Happen. when was ;pl PA
ed On the-road during tae wintef r.t hao
its hrst performance IN Ne" io1a 5tnss
------------.
Esteile wentworth Is 70 De tne Pr
ma donna OF new musical 1sells eoneos'
under the management OF me 81 ~ y
beTts- The production IS 70 pc mace
y----------- : 5s5.5ses, 4
Ida Conquest Is again PLAYING :s tie
par OF Ann In Robert Lorraine -1r $ com com
pany, and Nellie. Ihone IS ta"lne inc
part OF Violet which was lormeris
acted by Mrs. BioooSooa-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
new AMERICAN AMBAssADoE
- 70 PRESENT CREDENTIALS

VIENNA, May 1s.-The new Amer
sican ambassador, Mr. Francis. VIII
visit Foreign Minister Golucnowsld
Officially today and request ar audi
:!ence of Emperor Joseph at which he
viii present both his own credentials
and Mr.. Storer,s letters OF recall
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19

5--Es-t Inc plCQ1c, anu Loe tA10S2 nc h4SfN--
ed me in the pants,
And the ride home through the trees'
on hay wagon, while Tom show
ed me his sore foot
And then the pie and the 3umbles and
the doughnuts, and how mother
used to wash my neck
oh. there's no place like the old place.
so far as can see!
Just like that. for a thousand or IF
teen hundred words Of frst-class mel
ody, and you can bet your gum shoes
that the New York magazine paid for
it with fuency and gratitude
But here comes a throbbins poet
from the Sapphire Land. or. some
where IN the North Carolina hills.
with an -Ode to Rocky River Sprngs.-
He twangs his Tyre in the always es-
teemed Charlotte Observer, although
he burns and sings in Salisbury, and
the MARBLE is to this effect:
have often heard of Rocky River
3 Springs,
< place which had never been.
Just for weeks outing
1t was my ambition TO give 1t attest.
And for. comfort. ease and rest.
Rocky River is the best
Perhaps this is a problem of the Uni-
verse.
Yet these old springs have been buo-
bling. from good to worse;
And they are still ripping their songs
through the shadows Of the
mighty oaks.
and you should not procrasriuate in
being the best OF folks.
The sides of the: mountains are COW
cred with trees;
The banks of the rhroolsSare iiversi-;
fed vito flowers
Prolonging your life with quaint ideas
OF summer hours
While the girls are chatting with
Rocky gossip. that. filter from
one thing to another
Which Will be taken home and i'm
bedded into the hearts of many a
mother.
Maybe it will be best to stop right
here The sides Of the mountain d.
versifed with flowers and chatting
girls. Rocky gossip, and fittings.
from one to another-wen We are
willing to have all this Embedded
into the hearts of many mother"
but We had rather not-so to speak
elaborate the thought in this humble
family newspaper. We must, how
ever, resa1e ourselves with another
and final verse: The poet wants TO
go back to Rocky River. Springs, and.
after what he has told US and-morc
important-suggested TO US, We don't
blame him for a minute:
For delightful remembrance that
Will never grow dim
Just take me back to "old Rocky Rv-
err Springs again:
Inc ldIe Is Sp!Suoio. anu Se4s'Ice AiS-
The rooms are comfortable. and beds
divine
Who could forget '-Old Rocky spS's-.
in the summer time.
For the nights are cool and delight
full.
And the atmosphere squalls thai OF
Wrisatsville.
We have nothing to say against
Wrightsville. Wrishtsville is an
right. What We want to insist on is
that the charlotte-Salisbury poet
sings sweeter and much more
heating song than Richard Watson
Guilder-
Aovu'c This3
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19

-rheswant column IS never overlook
ed etsa.want or exchange ad In the;
West frgtnian today and wait for
5resuits Hail. cent word. sworn
daiIysctrculationo over 500
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19
Z Sauce for the Goose.
hfladelphia Public Ledge,

philadelphia Public Ledger.
Ss-tDoSyou call Your town Frisco2'"
was asked the man fro mthe Pacific
Coast
~ For a moment he looked dspfeased.
a.eDo you call yours Phil1y?''' he an
swered. 49,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19

Olga Nethersole is to play in Paris
under the management Of N. Pore1.
the husband OF Madame Rejane- She
is to open early in June in the Sec
ond Mrs Tanqueray," and viii play
nearly all the roles in her repertoire.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-05-19

Louis kaufman Anspacher's new
plan The Embarrassment ofRiches,
IS said 20 be as accurate a picture of
New York life as has been seen on
the stage in a long time.