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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
HORNETS INHABITED
The WEDDING BELL
Busy Little Insects interrupted the
ceremony--stinss, Not Notes,
Came from Sounder.

Macwahoc, Mellow colony OF
hornets interrupted a wedding cere-
mony and postponed 1t several hours
is told by Neil Watson, a guide, who
had been looking over the deer
grounds between Molunkus lake and
Patten Watson was present and
vouches for the facts.
When he was some miles out OF
Patten. Watson ran onto the cabin OF
tke evening smoke Sam impaired the
information that he had been ac-
cepted by "a winsome lass. named Mel
lie Turnbull. and was expecting to be
married shortly. In fact. he was sim.
ply waiting to provide himself with
best man. and now that Watson had
turned up so OPPORTUNITY he could
see no reason why the ceremony
should not be performed next day,
provided Neil would agree to stand
up with him.
Naturally Watson offered no objec.
ton, SO bright and early the follow.
ing morning Sam put on suit OF
clothes he had bought for the occa'
sion. "slicked up" his cabin, and de-
parted for the home OF his sweet
heart. accompanied by his fellow
guide. Miss Nellie objected at first
to hurrying the proceedings, but as
there were few neighbors to invite,
and her wedding hnery had been
ready for several days, she finally
agreed to be married II Sam could
get the keys of the district school
house and fish up a parson. The
schoolhouse had not been used since
spring. and was not near so suit
able a place for the ceremony as her
own home, but Miss Nellie had read
of grand church weddings, and set
her heart upon getting as close to the
real thing as she could.
Sam had no difficulty In getting
keys and parson, and at four o'clock
in the afternoon bride. bridegroom
clergyman and neighbors were on
hand. One OF the neighbors had been
instructed to ring the school bell as
the couple approached the teachers
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
STREAMING HONEY.
How to Arrange the uncappina Tank,
Strainer and Extractor.

1t looks quite reasonable, writes a
California bee keeper. that method of
manipulating bees or honey in one
locality might not be suited to another
in which the climate is altogether diff
ferent. The apiarist who reads the up.
to-date bee journals has access to a
fountain of knowledge he can not af.
ford to be without In these days of
competition.
The method of straining honey is not
one of much interest to the bee-men of
this climate. Honey deposited in the
large tanks used here settles at once
In few hours every foreign substance
is on the surface, where 1t can be
skinned Off. Straining through cloth
is out of the question.
| will give method of my own,
which some of my neighbors are adopt
ing The following sketch will be its
best explanation.
A is the uncapping-box. 1t Is one of
McIntyre's make. b is the extractor
C is a pan which receives the honey
from both A and b. Inside of this
pan Is the strainer. The pan Is IA by
20 inches and deep. The strainer Is
made by lacking wire cloth on to four
strips of wood * by and the length
and breadth Of the receptacle. This
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
sAsY's ToRTuRiNo HUMoR.
Ears Looked as II They Would Drop
Off-Faee Mass Of Sores-Cured
by cuticura In Two Weeks
for 76c.

II feel It my duty to parents OF
other poor suffering babies to tell
you what Cuticura has done for my
little daughter. She broke out all
over her body with humor, and we
used everything recommended. but
without results. I called In three doc.
tors. they all claimed they could help
her, but she continued to grow worse
Her body was mass OF sores, and
her little face was being eaten away;
her ears looked as II they would drop
on. Neighbors advised me to get
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. and
before ] had used half Of the cake
OF Soap and box of Ointment the
sores had all healed, and my little
ones face and body were as clear
as q newborn babes. would not
be without It again II It cost five dol.
lars, instead OF seventy-fve cents.
Mrs. George J. Steese, 7O1 Colburn
St.. Akron. Ohio"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
PoIonius' Advice a ,oodoo.

A certain Chicago manufacturer has
issued q terrible warning to the gay
and festive clerks who pass the ma.
jority Of their spare time in devising
ways and means whereby they may
the more gorgeously adorn their
manly figures.
This manufacturer entered his of.
nee the other day just as one Of his
clerks was coming out. In the clerks
hand was small cane and on his
finger glittered diamond ring, and
his raiment was such as to make
Solomon turn in his grave with envy.
The employer noted the dazzling crea.
ture and then made his way to the
cashiers ONCE and inquired what sal.
airy the young man was getting.
Twelve dollars a week." replied
the cashier.
"Cut 1t down to $40, the fellow
dresses better than l do" was the
terse response.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Story Of q Blind Sparrow.

A woman ornithologist tells OF a
sparrow that was born blind. without
any apparent eyes: 1T was found.
evidently fallen from a nest. and was
fed and put into q greenhouse with a
broken pane. through which the par
ents could. II they would. visit It.
Both old birds were promptly on the
spot. feeding 1t assiduously. II was
missing one day, but has returned to
its kind friends, who supplement the
parental feeding. 1t hops about and
makes its whereabouts apparent by
the ordinary little "chirp, chirp" OF
young birds. 1t may be imagination
that notices a plaintlve ring In the
sound. In my long experience Of orni'
thology l have never met with a aim
liar case"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
THE POULTRY YARD.
II 10 Worth All the Trouble II Costs
to Keep II Clean.

have always found 1t quite easy
to keep the hen yard clean. by taking
matters In time. The usual method of
handling the poultry yard Is to let the
fowls remain for months In one yard,
and, by so doing. the grass Is killed,
blade and root. II the grass Is con.
tinually eaten Off, 1t insures a barren
surface. and then, when the RAJ us
come. the whole mass becomes mud.
The poultry paddle around In the mud
and render the ground unfit for any
kind of living thing to walk over. In
addition. when the mud dries out. the
place OF the mud Is taken by dust.
have found that 1t Is better to
have good sized poultry yard and
divide II into two smaller yards. This
makes II possible to keep something
growing In one yard. while It Is being
eaten off In the other yard. have
found rape very serviceable to grow
where the sod has been destroyed, as
1t can be planted at any time OF year.
II takes but a few weeks to produce
plants large enough to count greatly
in the supplying of feed. have found
also that on most soils one does not
need to turn up the ground before
sowing the rape seed The rape seeds
are firm and quite large, and II they
are scattered over the bare ground
they will send their roots into II and
get good start that way. In fact
/ have sometimes had better results
with rape on bare ground than when
sown on mellow ground specially pre-
pared for Il.
OF all things. says the Farmers Re.
view. prefer sod in the poultry
yard. The sod does not produce so
much food as does rape and some
other plants, but the yards are clean.
as the matted roots of the grass serve
as a carpet. After a rain, when the
new grass is shooting up. the yards
are green and pretty. | had rather
feed a little extra feed and have the
yards and birds clean than get so
much out of the soil In the poultry
wards
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
A KENTUCKY WOMAN
How She Gained Fifteen Pounds In
Weight and Became Well by Taking
Or. Williams Pink Pills.

Women at forty, or Whereabouts, have
their future In their own hands. There
will be change for the better or worse,
for the better IL the system is purified by
such tonic as DIR. Williams Pink Pills.
Mrs. ID. O. Wedding, of Hartford. KY,
writes as follows concerning tho diff
,culties which afflicted her:
81 was seriously ill and was confined
to my bed for six or eight months in all,
during two years. i had chills, fever,
rheumatism. My stomach seemed al.
ways too full, my kidneys did not act
freely, my liver was inactive, my heart
beat was very weak aud had dizziness
or swimming in my head and nervous
troubles.
Twas under the treatment Of several
different physicians but they all failed
to do me any good After suffering for
two years / learned from mn Arkansas
friend about the merits Of DIR. Williams
Pink Pills and decided that l would
try them. The very first box / took
made me feel better and when / had
taken four boxes more waseutiroly well,
weighed fifteen pounds more than when
I began, resumed my household duties,
and have since continued in the best of
health. have recommended DIR. Will
liams' Pink Pills TO many people on ac-
count of what they did for me, and feel
that cannot praise them too strongly"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills restored Mrs.
Wedding to health because they actually
make new blood and when tho blood is
i'm full vigor every function of the body
Is restored, because the blood carries to
every organ, every muscle, every nerve,
the necessary nourishment. Any woman
who is interested in the cure of Mrs. We'd.
ding will want our book, "Plan Talks to
Women" which Is free on request.
All druggists sell DIR. Williams Pink
Pills, or they will DO sent by mail post
paid, on receiptof price, 80 cents per box,
six boxes for 50. 80, by the DIR. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, MY.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
BAN PLACED ON FIRST WIVES
Short Girl Hates the Subject After Her
Experiences.

Nothing makes me feel quite 30
silly" said the short girl. as to be
told by some man that look like his
first wife. never know what to say.
On tho first occasion of that kind I
asked II the dear departed was good
looking.
mo-. said the man candidly. sic
wasn't, but she was . good cook. She~
could mash potatoes better than any
body l ever saw
THE next time I tried the sympar
thetie racket 1t Is too bad you lost
her. I sighed.
"'Oh. said he, you needn't take 1t SO
hard. l don't. The other fellow can
worry along with her good deal bet
than l could, 50 we are satisfied all
round
"The third man. in reply to my com.
passionate murmurs. responded heart
lessly. She was all right. She had
nine sisters. all beauties, but chose
the plain one Of the family. and l
never regretted my choice
And so 1t goes. No matter what I
say do not seem to strike the right
key. There must be some appropriate
answer for sentimental compliments
OF the kind, and before have further
need of 1t / wish somebody would tell
me what IL is"--N. Y. Sun.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Hindu Moon Lore.

The full eclipse of the moon was OBJ
served in Singapore on the night OF
August 4. According to the Hindus
this eclipse is the contact between
the moon and another planet called
Rahoo, but the masses believe that
owing to the will OF God, Rahoo, or the
serpentlike planet. catches hold OF the
moon by its hideous mouth and re
leases It after short time.
At the first contact the Hindus
battle principally in the sea and anxi-
ously await the release. After the
contact they take another bath. Dur.
ing the interval they are not allowed
even to drink cup Of water, as their
belief Is that all things In the world
get polluted during the contact.-Sing.
Apore Times.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
YOUNG GIRL BRAVES
WILDS OF MEXICO.

English daily newspapers here. Miss
Perry made trip to Guatemala along
the proposed route Of the Pan-Amer.
lean railroad and wrote an article on
that new country.
One of her assignments was to go
to the Zaculpan district, In the state
of Mexico, in the very corner and on
the border OF the states Of Guerrero
and Michoacan, to investigate the
claims of certain Americans who had
struck bonanza in the famous old
La Corona mines. once worked by the
Spanish kings and famous throughout
the world as the place where Colonel
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Even Horo,

The old spotted COW was about to
have her photograph taken by one Of
the summer boarders.
Dear me-" she whispered. II
feel so nervous"
What sens to be the trouble"
queried the friendly sheep.
why, er-I am afraid my horns
are not on straight"
Which goes to show that the weak
ness OF the sex Is even found In the
mild-eyed COW.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
LANGUAGE Of Alrshlps.

There is a squabble as to the cor
rect name for flying machines. air.
ships and balloons. and the Aero club
Of France attempts to set the matter
straight. "Aearonef" describes a fly.
ing machine heavier than air; that is,
an apparatus having no gas bag.
"Aeronefs" are divided into several
classes: "Helicoptera." machines de-
pending on screws for flight; aero.
planes" machines propelled by the
Tapping Of wings. The expression
aviator very often incorrectly en-.
ployed, should be applied only to the
pilot Of an "aeronef" as "aernonaut"
is applied to the pilot of gas balloon.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Jerome K. Jerome on Snoring.

AT banquet" said an editor, Il
once heard Jerome X. jerome make a
speech on snoring. remember that
II ended with these words:
ITO cure snoring It is advised that
piece of soap be dropped into the
mouth of the snorer. The oil in the
soap will Intricate the pharynx and
other Latin parts of the throat. This
remedy must be applied with eau
ton; otherwise the snorer will arise
and Intricate the floor with the per-
son who dropped In the soap
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
GROWING Chickens for Market.

There is no better market poultry
grown than either the Plymouth
Rocks or Wyandottes. says Farm Jour
nal These two breeds have the yell
low legs and the yellow meat that
the consumer demands anvpays more
for because he believes such carcasses
To be better than white meated ones.
A point In favor of pure-bred chick
ems is that they make quick growth
and at selling time are not an un-
even bunch. This is especially so
when the incubator is used In hatch
Ing.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Luxuries Of the Future.

The bath OF the next century,
says T. Baron Russell in his book,
"A Hundred Years Hence" will lave
the body speedily with oxygenated
water delivered with force that will
render rubbing unnecessary, and be-
side 1t will stand the drying cup
board. lined with some quickly NOV
ing arrangement OF soft brushes, and
fed with highly desiccated air, from
which. almost In moment, the bath
er will emerge, dried. and with a
skin gently stimplated. and perhaps
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Comparisons Unwise.

The ladies Of the day who cramp
their pedal extremities are reminded
BY an artist that the Grecian models
OF female beauty had long feet. 1t 10
Also true that the Hellenic women had
long tongues, II Hypatia and Xantippe
were fair samples, but there is no
good In reminding our wives and
daughters OF this fact.-yirginian
Pilot
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Ooo Scavenuers.

The municipality of Nice has organ
lied troop OF dogs scavengers for the
cleaning Of the sewers. Some OF the
sewer pipes are too small to allow
the passage Of men. The dogs have
been trained to drag cord with
brush at the end OF It from one end
OF the pipe to another. The system II
meeting with success.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Her Busv Oav,

Dusty and hot from the club train he
entered his pretty mountain cottage
slowly. Where is your mother?" he
languidly asked the little girl at play
In the hall. Somebody told her an
important secret after breakfast this
morning" said the child. and she
has been out visiting ever since
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06

Hes a gentleman"
Nonsense! He's snob."
He always gives up his seat In
car to woman"
That's because sitting down bags
the knees OF his trousers. '-Cleveland
Leader.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06

electrified, to clothe himself quickly
and pass down the lift to his break.
fast, which he will eat to the accom-
paniment of summary OF the
mornings news, read out for the ben
eft OF the family, or whispered into
his ears by a talking machine"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Natura,s Wise Provision.

Every year a layer Of the entire sea
IA feet thick. Is taken up into the
clouds; the winds bear their burden
into the land and the water comes
down In rain upon the fields. to aow
back through rivers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
We Make Travel Easy.

Five trains daily via the Atchison.
Topeka & Santa Fe. Colorado to Kan
sas City. st. Joe. Chicago. Galveston.
FL Paso. City Of Mexico. Ask me
about reduced rates. c. F. Warren.
G. A., A. T. & 8. F. Ry.. al Dooly
Block, Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Neapolltan Cab Horses.

Neapolitan cab horses are all stall.
lions of diminutiye breed, They are
driven without a bit. The bride car
ries device for closing the nostrils.
operated by the reins.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06

It somtimes happens that a man
wonders how his wife can be so bright
and cheerful the next morning when
he has such an awful headache.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Austria Never a Colonizer.

Austria Is the only empire in the
world which has never had colonies,
or even transmarine possessions, in
any quarter of the earth. Her ambi'
ton has hitherto been continental.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1906-10-06
Beauty from Within.

Though We travel the world over to
find the beautiful. we must carry It
with us or we find It not.-Ralph Wal
do Emerson.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-07

ing friends at. the University this
week. Mr.. Hifborn is principal of the
Enderlin schools, which have made
rapid progress under his supervision.
He hopes to have Enderlin brought in
to the list of first class high schools
within year or two.
o. ]. Lokken, who graduated from
the normal department last year, Wis
tied at the University last week. Mr..
Lokken is principal of the Edinburg
schools.
We expect to have for an early issue
of the Student a contribution from
George E. Baker cO5), who is now
located at Globe, Arizona.
"Mundy" Crimson has returned
from the Chicago University, where
he has studied for the past two terms,
and has entered the Law School. He
expects to receive the degree of B.
LII. in June.
Miss Vida Turner Normal '05), who
has been teaching at Park River dur
ing the past year, will return to the
University next week and take up
work in the Arts department.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-07
UNIVERSITY ofNORTH DAKOTA

faculty. Prominent alumni will speak
at the banquet as we'll as several men,
bers of the society.
In past years the banquet has been
held on st. Patrick's day, but this
year on account of the long program,
which was given it was found nearly
impossible to hold the banquet the
same evening and SO the date of the
banquet was changed to April 21st.
The dining hall is not very large and
the sale of tickets will be restricted.
So that 1t is to be hoped that all
members will secure their tickets as
soon as the announcement is made
by the committee that they are on sale.
The financial condition of the So
ciety was never in better condition
and this is mostly due to the success
full entertainment which was held at
the Metropolitan opera house on ST.
Patrick's evening. 1t is expected that
the first books for the Celtic library
will be purchased this year and the
foundation for the Celtic library laid.
If present plans materialize the So
cietN will commence with more than
one hundred dollars worth of books.
A full program will be published in
the next issue of the Weekly Student
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-07
Threatened Astonishment.

(From the Weekly Student.)
A Chicago business man who last
year made a trip, to the Philippines
brought back with him a Philippine
youth whose mental alertness had
made quite an impression upon him.
The Oriental was installed in the Chi
cago mans Office as clerk, and he
did very we'll, Notwithstanding the
fact that he was trifie shaky as to
his English.
One day the Chicagoan handed the
Philippine bill for some goods pur-
chased by customer long time
previously. "As this gentleman seems
to have no intention of settling this
account" said the business man, II
want you to typewrite letter to him,
stating that an immediate adjustment
of the Indebtedness will soon be ex-
pected."
In a few moments the Philippine
laid before his employer the follow
ing effort:
my Dear Sir: This is to advise you
that If you do not instanter send us
the money you owe us we shall be
compelled to take measures that will
cause you the utmost establishment"
-Harper's Weekly.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-07
Mistakes That Cost Life.

In every seaport city we find retired
mariners whose one fatal error of
judgment has prevented them from
ever again holding position of re-
sponsibility on a steamship. That
these unfortunate victims of their own
carelessness realize their disgrace and
feel it keenly is very apparent, and
their presence, even if they escape
official punishment, is constant warn
ing for caution on the part of the men
who succeed them. Public opinion.
no matter. in what channel it may be
devised, is a powerful influence that
is feared and respected. This was
fully recognized by the late Captain
Ward of the City of Rio Janeiro. Con-
trary to orders and good judgment, he
permitted the pilot to take his ship
into San Francisco in thick fog.
When the steamer struck a rock and
all hope of saving large number of
the passengers had vanished, Captain
Ward retired to his cabin and blew his
brains out with a revolver.
His recklessness was not so glaring.
and fnexcusable as that of Captain
Johnson of the Valencia, but it had
caused loss of life, and Captain Ward.
feeling his liability and believing that
he had merited punishment, inflicted
it himself instead Of waiting and ac-
cepting the lingering punishment that
the world at times almost uncon-
sciously inflict on the men who make
mistakes which cost life.-POrtland
Oregonian.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-04-07

for its efficiency and success. There
is lot of hard training in store
for the boys in view of the field meet
which it is expected will be held with
Brookings the first part of June. 1t
is known by the light of past ex-
perience that the Bookings team are
always a fast set and that we will be
up against tough proposition.
Our new running track, which was
started last fall and which we hope to
see finished this spring, is to be an
excellent one and will be of great
benefit, as it will furnish the teams
place to practice and train much bet
ter than the railroad and campus
which have formerly been used. Be-
sides this it will give the University
one of the finest athletic fields in the
state and one on which we may be
proud TO hold meets.
The high school meet, which is one
of the features OF the spring term,
will be held some time in May and
will be, if possible, even more sue
cessful that the last one. There are
a larger number of schools that ex-
pect to send representatives. than ever
before and it is to be noted with
pleasure that the enthusiasm OF those
who participate do not lessen.