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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There Is only
one way to cure deafness. and that is by
constitutional remedies Deafness is caused
by an infamed condition ofthe mucous lining
OF the Eustachian Tube. When this tube IL
inhamed you have rumbling sound or I'M
perfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed, Deafness is the result, and useless the
Inflammation can be taken out and this tube
restored TO its normal condition, hearing will
Le destroyed forever; nine cases out Of ten
are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but
an inhamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give you One Hundred Dollars
for any case Of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure,
Send for circulars free. F. ]. CHENEY 4 CO.,
Toledo, o. Sold by Druggies, zoe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
Forgot TO Make Courtesy ?

London, June 26.-The World statei
that Mrs Nicholas LOugworth forgot q
make the usual courtesy when shaking
hands with King Edward who converseC
with her at Ascot during the races. The
society writers are commenting on The
story, wondering whether the Presi
dents daughter really forgot, or whether
il was an exhibition of democratic indie
pendence.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
Scene in Russian Douna.

The second appearance of Interior
Minister StOlypin in the lower house of
the Russian Parliament yesterday TO
answer an Interpolation about the gov
ornamental measures tor famine relief,
especially the alleged orders that relief
be not given in districts where agrarian
disorders have occurred or to the wives
of families of peasants imprisoned as
revolutiOnists, was the occasion for an-
other exciting scene. but the demonslra-
ton was again engineered by the radical
group, and the majority generally did
not participate in it, The storm broke
when M. Stolypin turned to NJ. Alladin,
who made one of his usual virulent
speeches, and declared that, Gas an ex-
ecutive officer of the government, | re-
fuse to notice the calumnies or fables of
the left" The radicals thereupon made
noisy demonstrations of dlsspproval,
kissing and shouting, assassin, F" "liar, J"
"Jew batter" and "resign." The dem
onstration continued for some time. in
spite of the efforts OF President Mou-
rOmtsef to restore order.
At O'Clock yesterday evening in the
outskirts OF Warsaw band of terrorists
armed with revOlvers attacked three de-
ttctives, of whom they killed two and
wounded the third. When an ambulance
arrived and the doctors tried TO assist
the wounded detective, two men ap-
preached and fired twice, killing the IN
ured man. The shots attracted Cos
sucks aud infantry to the scene and the
soldiers barred the street, firing several
volleys, by which some passing wOrkmen
were wounded.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
COURT OF APPEALS.

The following we're the proceedings iD
the Court Of Appeals at Wytheville yes.
terday:
Greea ct ais vs.. Pennington, argued
aad submitted.
Virginia and Southwest Railway vs.
Hill, argued until today.
Next cases to be called:
Larkey vs.. Gardner Jackson Ell ais vs..
Counts Committee, Mccoy ct ais Vs. Nc
Coy, Slonega Goal and Coke Comp my
vs.. Loqisvilie and Nashville Railway
Company.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
The Allentown Strike

Allentown, Pa, June %. TIL crisis
in the Lehigh Valley Transit strike was
reached this morning. With plenty of
men on hand to run the cars and by
noon, according to General Manager
Hall, twenty-five out of the thirty re-
eular cars were running on the road.
No attempt was made to stop The cars
and there were 40 disturbances.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
TELEaRAPHIC BREvITIT

Governor PennyPacker heade The
delegation isOm the Keystone Sisie At
unyeiIiag of the monument 10 the
memory Of the members of the l27ih
Pennsylvania Regiment in Inc National
Cemetery in Fredericksburg today.
Congressman Amos a. Allen was today re-.
nominated by aeclamsiion in the repnbli.
can First District convention at Portland
Me-, the democratic convention nominated
for Congressman James c. Hamlen, Of
Portland.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
Pole Murders His Wife.

Chicago. June 26.-Charyat Honduras, a
Pole, separated from his wife, barred by her
from the house when he returned intoxicated
last night, made entry to the premises this
morning, cut Mrs Honduras throat from
ear to ear killing her and severed the arteries
in his own thr at, making wounds from
which his dying, at a hospital Konduras
three children witnessed the tragedy which
occurred after night Of terror for the
family the fathera husband remaining out
side since last evening, threatening destruc.
fiou
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
PENNSYLVANIA Democrats

Harrisburg, Pa, June Pct is probable
that The ticket nom mated by the democratic
Stat" convention, tomorrow. will be: Cover,
nor, Lewis Emery, jr.. Of Mexican; Liauton-
snt Governor Homer ! Castle. OF Ale
sheny; Auditor General, Wm. T. Greasy, Of
Columbia; Secretary OF Internal Affairs, F.. A
Cory, # Luserne. Surface indications are
that evils Emery will be easily nominated
for first place on the ticket The Temporary
chairman of the convention viii ne Michael
J. Ryan, Of Philadelphia. and the secretary
will be JOHN NJ. Flynn.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
A Western Wonder

There's Hill at Bowie, Tex. that's twice
az big a. last year. This wonder is W. l..
Hill, who from weight Of % pounds has
grown 10 over lS0 lie says: 81 suffered with
a terrible cough, and doctors gave me up Ia
die Of Consumption. | was reduced to 90
pounds. when | began taking Dr. King
New Discovery for CONSUMPTION, Coughs and
Colds. Now, after taking u bottles, / have
more than dogbled in weight and am com
pletely cur, d." Only sure Cough and Cold
cure. Guaranteed by f. s. Leadbeater 4
Sons, Druggists. 5Oc sh $l.0O. Trial bottle
fraa
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
Gasfitter Murdered.

Worcester, Mass, June 26.-Charles Ls
Crosse, aged %, gas fitter was murdered
last night at the door Of his home. 2l5 sum.
mer street. by Robert l., Hunter, aged q.
During quarrel Hunter STABBED La Crosse in
the left breast with pocket knife, the blade
entering the heart. he was caught while
ru ming away from the house. Hunter went
10 La Crosses house aud got into q quarrel
with La Crosso's sister La Crosse interiered
and Hunter stabbed him.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
complaint

RUSSIA has agreed that her consul
general in Korea shall receive his ex-
equatur from the japanese government
thus acknowledging japanese supremacy
in the hermit kingdom. This is
patent illustration of how times change
and how nations as we'll as men change
NTH them
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
New York stock Market.

New York, June 2G-During the greater
part Of the first hour the stock market wa
active and weak. with many prominent mr.
sellers around the room. On the sci
prices made further decl mes followi@
terday's slump. and the beaE 3entiw
cam widespread. tra..ers on and on
not OILY sslliag' stocks. but asse
deuce that the declines had only
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
Five Women Drowned

Hull, Eng, June pa sloop on
the Humber heeled over this morning
and five women in the cabin, who we q
unable to get on deck, were drowned.
The crew was unable - render the i'm
prisoned women any assistance and they
were drowned like rats in trap.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26

m;ttee 1t is the fact that the recent
insurance Investigations concerning the
USE of money in campaigns have made
the insurance combinations keep their
money to themselves. They want no
more Investigations, and no more scan
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26

The sworn statement Of the manufac turers
protects you from opates in Kennedy's Laxa-
tive Honey and Tar Sold ~ w. F. Creighton
& Co., 40l King street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26

A ST. LOUIS court yesterday handed
down a decision that trust could not
collect bill by process of law That
trust will trust no more.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26

Summer prices on coal. See our advertise
ment w. A. SInoot 4 20,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-06-26
The Market

Georgetown, June 26.-wheat sOssS
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
A Cure for the Blues.

If you are oppressed with care, de-
voured with woes, and feel that life is
scarcely worth the living, go and see
the Great McEwan, the greatest of all
magicians, mind readers and hynop-
lists, in his wonderful entertainments,
where he guarantees to cure the blues.
We have had minstrels, farce comed-
les and funny shows, but nothing that
can equal in pure, wholesome fun. the
magic entertainments given by Nc
Even, whose work surpasses that of
any other magician in the world to-
day. One good laugh does one more
good than drugs or medicine some
times does, and. .such laugh you are
sure to have if you go to see the
Great McEwen. His whole show is
uproarously funny, making the most
laughing entertainment that will be
presented to our citizens this season.
Do not forget that McEwen and his
company will appear at the Metropoli-
tan theatre five nights, commencing
Monday, March 10.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
Jenerson,s IDEAS.

Joseph Jefferson was strong be-
lever in earlymarriages, and he never
missed an opportunity to Impress his
convictions upon young men. In an
address at Yale he said: q
Il abominate bachelors. The older
they grow the more conceited they
become. I was talking to one and
asked him why he did not marry. He
parried the question by telling me
about different young women he had
known, finding some fault with each
one. But it appeared that all of them
had married.
"'You are in danger of getting left
1 said tolhim. You had better hurry
up before it is too late.
"'Oh,' said the bachelor, there are
just as good fish left in the sea-
as know that said, but the bait
isn't there danger of the bait be-
coming stale?' "-Everybody's Maya
zine.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
NOTE AND COMMENT

Many people can wear their natural
colors Saturday.
The way for young man to en-
grave his name on the hard heart of a
woman is to use solitaire diamond.
Earthquakes are valuable because
they give real estate an upward move
ment
1t would seem. that many women
have ugly hands from the way they
cover them with rings.
After forty the compliments a wo-
man gets about her looks are from
women.
The kind of education man gets
by experience is stale because it be-
longs to everybody else.
When stenographer leaves an Office
it leaves the proprietor short handed.
They called Garfield an easy mark,
but the way he landed on those beef
trust officials proves that he was not
SO green as he looked.
Chicago doubled the cost of liquor
license and the saloons reduced the
j. size of beer glasses one half SO as to
preserve the balance.
Decollette styles are opposed by the
women who have Gibson faces.
After man gets his wisdom teeth.
he would rather add to his knowledge
than display it.
Many men feel when they part with
dollar as though they had been
operated upon for appendicitis.
An egotist is one who spends his life
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
Easily Ascertafned.

Viscount de Belmont of Brazil was
dining in New York restaurant. Sud-
denly he put down his knife and fork,
and uttered an explanation of an
proval.
by Jove, beautiful woman" he
said In the demonstrative southern
way.
"She is my wife," the viscount's
companion murmured modestly.
At this the young man laughed.
"How fortunate 1 was" he said, to
praise the lady. Yes, was far more
fortunate than an Oxford friend of
mine.
my friend, on the boat coming over
stood in conversation with an elderly
man on the promenade deck. Near by
woman sat in a desk chair. MY
friend, pointing to her, said with a
sneer:
81 wonder if that ugly old woman
is actually trying to flirt with mel
II don't know" the elderly gentle
man answered, mildly, but 1 can cas-
lily find out for you. She's my wife, q
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
They We're All aOn..

Having passed most of his life in
Paris, Paul Bartlett, the sculpture, is
bilingual. He relates that one day in
the Luxembourg gardens his attention
was directed to a party of three
American ladies who were engaged in
an animated and mutually unintelligi-
BILE alteration with a cabman. Ad-
dressing the eldest lady, evidently the
chaperon and spokeswoman of the
party, he said:
Madam, perhaps I can be of some
service to you. l speak French"
Gorgonizing him from head to
foot with stony stare, his country
woman sternly replied:
$50 do l."
And the cabman, perceiving that the
intruder had been snubbed,- closed the
incident by proclaiming from the Box:
me spik Anglish.'
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
The Isle Of Spice.

One of the attractive features of the
isle of spice," which comes to our
local play house soon, is the song
THE Goo Goo Man." sung by Coined
ian Charles Pussy and twelve young
and pretty little girls stunningly cos
tuned. This number is said to be one
OF the most sensational hits ever
heard in musical comedy, and it is
claimed that the audiences in other
cities have invariably demanded from
a dozen to fifteen encores, which is
surely record. Everyone will prob
ably be whistling "The Goo Goo Man"
after it is heard here.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
Will Have Time Enough.

VIII Have Time Enough.
An admirer of Senator Bailey called
on him at the Marble Room the other
day. With him was bright boy.
"And this is your SOM" asked the
Texan, as he turned after shaking
hands.
"This is my boy Charles. He is
preparing for college"
"Why don't you try to get him ap.
pointed to West Point or Annapolis? q
said Bailey.
"Oh, no." said his friend, 1--WE have
got something better than that for
him. His ambition is to build the
canal. He will have two years more
in the preparatory school, then four
years in civil engineering, and posi-
bly, two years in the geld under some
good engineer. and then l want him
to get at work on the canal He may
be the man who is to be at the head
of that great enterprise and really
construct it."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14

The Evening Times is threatened
with an impending disaster that is al
most too terrible in it's nature to con-
template; it is nothing more or less
than its being menaced with being de-
luged by a discharge of the Pee Dee's
vitrol, and in consequence we feel
impelled to add to our litany: From
this horrible visitation, good Lord
deliver us! Now the vitrol of this
long since deceased but partially res
directed sheet, is a fearsome thing,
no doubt, as is also the emissions of
the NANCY yellow cur or those of the
musteline carnivore, which are read
lily recognized as it's dual prototypes,
and until this dreaded visitation shall
have been successfully eluded or has
passed us by peace and quietness must
necessarily remain without our gate.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
Nance O,Neil.

During her recent visit to Austral-
ia, Nance O'Neil played the most re-
markable engagement ever seen in
that country and her return to the
United States was followed by a
phenomenal engagement in San Fran
cisco.
In Australia and in San Francisco
and other cities in which she has ap-
peared this season, Nance O'Neil has
broken all records in the matter of
lavish productions, superb perform
ances and box office receipts.
Night after night, wherever she has
played, the theatres have been crowd
ed to their capacity and in San Fran
cisco, in the largest theatre in the
city, the management was obliged to
remove the orchestra and place seats
to accommodate the throngs that de-
sired to enjoy her.
Nance O'Neil has not achieved her
enviable position without hard strus-
gle. During her career, she has play
ed over greater extent of territory
of the world than any living actress.
She has played more roles in the
past ten years and has run the gamut
of all kinds of emotions on the stage.
BY this strenuous work, Nance O'Neil
has wonu her laurels. And she is not
content to rest now. She is probably
the most hard working actress on the
stage today. 1t is almost regular.
loutine with her to play five or six of
her greatest characters during one
week, attend long and arduous re-
hearsals daily and still find time to
delve deep into literature and study
until almost the grey dawn appears.
The result of all this is that Nance
O'Neil is recognized all over the world
as the greatest living exponent of the
classics Of the drama.
Miss O'Neil will appear here on
Thursday in Sudeman's masterpiece.
''The Fires of st. John" and on Friday
in "Magda."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
THIS DATE IN HISTORY

1369-Battle of Monteil.
1471-Edward Nv. of England, re-
turned from exile
1519-Fernando Cortez ,lnd his band
of explorers attacked by Indians.
1555-John Russell, Earl Of Bedford,
died.
159O-Battle of Ivry.
charter for incorporation Of Provi-
dence, r. l.
1663-Simon NORM died.
676-Narragansett Indians attack
ed Northampton. Mass.
1912 Countess of Falconberg,
daughter of Oliver Cromwell, died.
1757-Admiral John Byng shot at
Portsmouth, England, for cowardice.
1S00-Daniel Darlington, celebrated
English lawyer, died.
1S03-Theophilus Klopstock, Ger
man poet, died. Born 1924.
1813-Delaware River blocked by
British ships.
1S55-First train across Niagara
bridge.
1S61-kingdom of Italy established
1S65-Confederate arsenal at Fay
etteville, N. c.. destroyed by Sherman.
1S66-Jared Sparks, historian and
professor at Harvard University, died.
1875-Tornado devastated Rienzi,
Miss.
1S7S-Robert F. Pinkey died.
1$83-Karl Marx, founder of Ger
man socialism, died. Born May 5, 1918.
18S7-Train fell through bridge in
; Boston; forty lives lost.
1890-Boomers invaded the Chero-
kee Strip.
1894-Walter Wellman, Arctic ex-
plorer, sailed from New York.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
The People.

1t is well with the world, my masters,
1t is well with the world and you,
When we move along with smile and
song,
Mid the tasks we are set to do.
And the song and the smile of the
People
Should be ever your compass and
chart.
Oh! tits well with you when the song
rings true
That comes from the Peoples heart.
1t is i'll with the world, my masters,
It is Ill for the world and you,
When our eyes look down, and our faces
frown,
Mid the tasks we are set to do.
Beware of the frown of the People,
Lest their wrath and their patience
part!
Oh! let not wrong ever burden the
song
That comes from the Peoples heart.
John p. Sjolander.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
REAL vs.. ALLEGED LOOTERS.

Inconsistent as ever the Herald has
again found it expedient to make a
change of front. Heretofore as an ex-
cuse for its party perfidy it has stout
ly argued that partisan politics has
no place in municipal affairs, the same
having no bearing whatever on state
or national issues. Now. however, it
assures us that the election Of Mr..
Dinnie means the perpetuation of gang
rule in the state, and the consequent
destruction of the new gang which
Mr.. Winship has for years been zeal
ously, although surreptitiously, en-
gagged in attempting to create, with
himself as it's great Pooh Bah.
Among other of his subtle sophis-
tries Mr.. Winship hints darkly at the
"Looting of Alaska or any other place
that happens to be available for loot
ing purposes" as the chief motive that
L. actuating those of our citizens who
have been so unfortunate as to have
fallen under the ban of his displeas-
ure by having interfered with his
plans for self ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
In his persistent cry of "old gang"
'.'looter," etc., the Herald's editor ap-
pears In the role of the fellow who.
vehemently cries stop thief!"-with
the pudding in his sleeve. No doubt
he is sincere in his belief that by keep
ing the attention of the public directed
to the alleged looting of far away
Alaska he can thereby detract public
scrutiny from his own shady pecula-
lions in North Dakota. He may be
right in his premises in this regard,
but we very much doubt it. The men,
DRY Of his malodorous connection with
the defunct Grand Forks National
bank, as we'll as the shameless
manner in which he has enriched him
self at the expense of the state by
the Infamous printing graft cabal-
OF which he was the instigator,
promoter and chief beneaciary-is
matter Of public record and is of
I. 4 . 1. + e..
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
Gods Country.


Yes, I'm back from Europe.
And their culture may be right,
But our Uncle's postal service
Beats the others out Of sight.
Here's an instance: Once in London.
Underneath a foggy lid,
| took pen and ink and paper,
Wrote letter to the kid.
When I thought where it was going,
Kind of rose before my eyes
Pictures where the yellow prairie
Rolled away to meet the skies;
So when doing the addressing,
Why, my pen just ran away
And wrote it out Gods Country"
Stead of saying U. S. A.
But those stupid British postmen-
Sakes alive! their heads are fat
Meyer sent it out of England.
stranger, watcher think of that !?
-MLandburgh Wilson.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14

vastly more Importance to the tax
payers of North Dakota than is the
Alaska man of straw which he is
sedulously engaged in attempting to
turn to account as the means for di-
verting public attention from his own
wrongdoings
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
PUBLIC IMPROVEMENTS.

Leading citizens of East Grand
Forks are becoming very much inter-
ested in public Improvements. es-
pecially sewers and water works.
These people recognize the fact that
in towns there must be some system
by which to counterfeit the dangers
that come from congested population,
and that the two things most essen
tial in this particular are the sewer
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
Sentiment to BE 1nculcated,

Let reverence of law be breathed by
Rrattles in her lap; let It be taught in
the schools, seminaries and colleges
let 1t be written in primers, spelling
from pulpits and proclaimed In legis-
!ative halls and enforced in courts Of
1ustice;. in short, let it become the
political religion Of the nation"
Abraham Lincoln.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1906-03-14
STORIES OF THE HOUR
Champ Clark in the Zoo.

champ Cl0rk In the Zoo. Z.
Champ Clark of Missouri came lop-
ing down the center aisle of the house,
rocking from side to side, but getting
distance at surprising rate.
There's Clark" unused Speaker
Cannon; "look at him travel. If he
had had four feet he would have been
a camel"
Difficulty in Transportation.
President Wilson of Princeton told
this story at dinner the other night:
An Englishman met Scot driving
a cow to the annual fair.
How much do you expect to get
for the cow" asked the Englishman.
"A wee matter of twa pund."
why don't you take her to London?
You could get ten pounds for her
there"
Yess, and had Lock Lomond In
he'll could not get t'pence the glass
for IT."