The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-09-01
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Life insurance, Standard Oil, coal
road stock, deviled ham. What next3
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The anarchist is an enemy OF the hu-
man race, and should be dealt with az
such.-Philadelphia Press.
San Francisco school children are to
go to school in tents. Will they ever
be able to enjoy a circus in after years!
New York Commercial.
No doubt the Pullman porters rum
ming on the Pennsylvania lines are now
jealous of the higher officials, who en-
joyed the coal stock graft-Houston
Post.
Mr.. Rockefeller goes abroad In q
500 state room, but then 1t must be
remembered that he Is taking a spe-
cialist physician along.-New York
World.
President Baer now takes up the
muck rake. If the practice spreads pro-
fessional wielders of that implement
will find their occupation gone.-New
York World.
| 1t is reported from Washington that
Senator Beveridge Is troubled with In
digestion. Been reading the beef COM
missioners' report, eh?-Philadelphia
North American.
Some old letters Of Rockefeller have
Just come to light, and show that he
was in favor of the simple spelling be-
fore Carnegie ever thought Of 1t
Philadelphia Ledger.
That old, old joke about the sausage
jumping from the butchers hook when
whistled for and called Fido proves to
have been grossly fattering to the saus-
age.-New York Press.
| Trust magnates may be very smart
: men in their own offices, but on the
witness stand they do not appear to
, have any more sense than ordinary
D men.-Washingto Star.
A Salt Lake woman who was COM
: PEELED to chose between her husband
: and her dog stood by the latter Its
J, not an easy matter to get really good
+ dog.-New York Herald.
The business talent of some Of those
railroad clerks was SO pronounced that
C II they had not been found out they
n might have owned the road in short
l. Itime.-Philadelph Press.
l. Mr.. Cassatt Is. reported to be per
turbed over that railroad graft bust
ness This is disheartening, as folk
| hot ho ha OF looe Of q oil
tated.-New York World.
Jesse e. James of Missouri, son o
the notorious Jesse James, seems to b
of quite a different sort He has jus
been admitted to the bar. Outlaw an
in w!-New York Commercial.
The Anthracite Trust has put tn
price Of coal up Is cents just to sho,
Of that the miners aren't the only person
ct who can be magnanimous to the publi'
n. philadelphia North American.
es Why should there be sympathy for
nd railroad clerk who Is dismissed fc
ed accepting coal stock? Such gifts al
ed the inalienable prerogatives Of the "me
go higher up."-New York Herald.
San FRANCISCO makes the sinister 81
nouncement that its marriage licenl
bureau and the detention ward (,
ho those suspected Of insanity are in Il
ny same building.-New York Herald.
~ ]. Pierpont Morgan has purchase
:. the noted art collection Of Rudolph
Kann for FIVE and a fifth million
Which reminds us that some Kann al
some can't.-New York Commercial.
nm We have not been able to deci,
MI. whether the conviction of the packe
on the charge Of rebating Is anarchy
ix the courts or a blow at our agricultur
for interests and foreign trade.-Philad
he phia North American.
Dgs If the Panama Canal is really to
ess dug to music, there ought to be sple
nto did chance down there for some Leaf
er-lunged band to put the finishi
touches to Everybody Works B
Father. Post.
rec Sarah Bernhard took a day OF
Coney Island to shoot the chutes a
do other girlish stunts. 1t gives us he
ING that there are many, many positiv,
Ing farewell tours yet in store for
49, country.-Philadelph North Am