The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1906-04-19
THIs7LES.

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the hfsakdssbs And repairs lfsrs V sail
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--Dstiycs A~ss akecs Fatsmf Hs has
gswa VI lsuesism ssd wope on the stage.
Yes aoss ssyi Hs~ 10 be maksas oesl
Wei. be 10 asssg sss ssss a be did 10 The
rtse--Fssslss people 10 sleep.
---uiE--ws have Ast~sH osryins sets.
wsA hsstSr srcksngs soms u then. had.
tf~s' Hsf--Oh, ~. They're 90 sharp.
and lost shisA bow long lslvssla se before
~s world hsvs 70 par " have thsm shsrr'
coed.
81 sSppsss ycs are getting thoroughly
caiy broks rev that ycc'ys moved'to to~u
and are hsinx II . es,f Yes, we're Get.
ting city broks fast ssosxh, saa Henry
says Ito oply qasssio1 Of time ansll he'll
~ FAT hrsks too.
-~TeAohsr--Now, . nosologus Ia reel.
tauo& ID which ons psfsoa takss part, =
dialogue 10 ore where Two persons take
part. Nov, can any one give further e.
ampsss' Bright Bsy--Is II q catalogue
whore cat taxes part.
--Ioasia Abser esissdsd para terribly
while BE- vas hsre, said the nafiv girl. Oh
inSesdf Hsws Inquired the trim girl.
Yoa knsw pspa IL - proud OF our family
tree aud has II handsomely framed o. the
library wall. Well, Cousin Abssr studied
II all ono afternoon undsr the impi ession
thai Il wn railway map,
AT 40 entertainment one evening Mr..
fancy WAS introduced 20 4 lady whoss
friends AlvAys spoke OF ~ bsisg . splsn-
did convsrsa,ionAilst. TAlks some, dossn't
she Asked an Admiring friend half An
hour later. She does, asssntsd the victim
She only gave ne time to say ysssum, and
whcn 10 quit WAS about siI,v yessums
behind.
HE hasn'i much To say, remarked III
isndlady Ia speaking Of the new boarder.
But s,iii water runs deep, you know. Not
nscssaarily. replied the hash fed philos-
sphsr Silence sometimes hides . 10, Of
emptasss.
"A baldhssded druggist was standing
81 his rhop door In LoHdsn. A Scotehman
passing by Inquired Of the druggist II he
had any hair resterer. Yes, cir, was
the reply. Step made, please. There's
an article can recommend. Testimonials
are many from great men who have used
II. II makes the hair grow In twenty
four hours. Awesl, said the ScotchmAp,
" can gle the TOP q ysur head bit rub
VT, and I'll look back the msrn and see II
ye'rs telling the truth.
whs, good does It do you TO en-. II your
stomach falls 10 digest the feods None.
Il doss you harm--causes belching, sour
stomach, fiatulencs, etc, When the stom-
Ach falls little Kodol Dyspepsia Cure A.
ter each meal will digest what you est and
make the stomach sweet Sold BY A, II.
Pettibone.
Indeed, the lecturer went on 10
quisxlcAi way, believe | Am justified In
asserting that nine women out Of ten
practically propose TO the mon they be-
come engaged 10. Asa test | would ask
all married men In the audience whose
wives virtually popped the question to
arise. There Was subdusd rustic In the
auditorium and In the dense silence that
snsued could be heard sibilant feminine
whispers In concert, just you dare to
stand up.
--Johnnie--Ms teacher has an awful
nerve, Father v hat did she do John
ME Borrowed me pencil ter give me apsor
mark wild.
--HurrAh. exclaimed Mr.. PhAmlev. j
zee they've passed law which requires
all wires to be put under ground. Well,
replied bis wife, why should that make
you 90 jubllantf Why shouldn't II That
includes Mary Ellsn's piano. There are
wires In that.
--Johnson--Did you regain your health
esmpls.sly On your tropical tour ! Tenn
son--Ycs, completely. Johnson--What
was The nature Of your illnssss Tomsou
why, reduced myssif 10 nervous
wreck making msnsy enough to take the
trip,
Jack was making visit to his grand
parents, who owned large dairy. He
hsd been Forbidden TO touch the tempting
locking pans Of rich cream. One day his
grandmother caught him coming up from
the cellar with 4 very Suspicious white
rim over hia upper lip. Jack, she said
severely, 4 an afraid ven have bean dis
turbing my pans II cream. No ] haven't,
grandma. / just ran my tongue gently
ever the top.
Are you In favor Of spelling reform
Yea, answered Mr.. Cumror. | have Al
wars irsissed that my natural way Of spell.
lisg 10 - good ~ nybodya. The only
treble has been that II VI" not popular.
Don't tie cough or cold up In year sys-
TEN by taking : remedy that binds the
bowels. Take kennedv's Laxative Honey
and Tsr. II IL, different from all other
cough syrups. II IA better. II opens The
bowsis--expels all cold from the system,
relieves coughs, coids, Group, whosping
cough, etc. An ideal remedy for young
INA old. children liks II. Sold ~ A. n.
pettihons.
Nos, every man has rival In his wifs's
Affections, remarked the sage Of Pbilos-
ophsrsville. II Il hain'tA poodle. no .
ssAhsr plaat
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