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Large villa Sites at "oaklyn."

to 5-acre sites, $160 and up. Cash or
payments. Remember. 1 acre contains 20
ordinary lots. Only miles from the
Capitol. Surrounded by railroads. 6h-
cent Communication fare.
Be Independent. Just the place for
homes on which to raise chickens, pig
cons, garden truck, flowers and babies.
Cheapest land near Washington. No ma
laria. We allow S. on purchase before OPEN
ing day. Come and select your home
''Oaklyn" Office 1923 st. NV. jy7-eod. lot
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Turnover Collars Laundered
in the Tolman way are stiff and pliable.
They won't break. 9th and c SITS. 1t
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12 & G. C. A. Muddiman & Co. g & 12.
Chicago-Jewel Gas Ranges always best.
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Floral Designs of Merit

The designs GUIDE produces are the best
examples OF the florists art. 1914 f st.
Advertisement.
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Atlanta, Birmingham and Memphis.
Through Pullman service via Seaboard
Air Line. Two daily trains. Cafe dining
cars Office, 1921 Pa. ave.-Advt.
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Baltimore and Return, S1.25,
Baltimore & Ohio R. R., every Saturday
and Sunday. All trains both ways, both
days, except Royal Limited.-Advt-
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Drink Magnolia Spa Water.
II Is pure. Tel. Main 734. jy6-14t
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Baltimore and Ohio r. r.

BaHGafmOfe aF10 OhlO TX. X,
Lave ETATi oN New y, Jersey ave. and @ st.
EVERY Other A az sIe On the ThE ODD HOUR
NEW TERAiSAL. asD ST ST.. i NEW t Yosk.
tsoS am Buffet. Psrior.. s Hr Train.
::iiSS pm. B5asr a1a paII%sn Rsri ss Car Car
:ssSS Pm. 6ioss and Pullman FslIor-
s1l.80 pm EleepeFs
ATfANTTo CRY, .a57. ZOO. 900. ,1,.oo
-~. EVERY n.y. ho dSGe 6 B% THE HOUR"
no BAE Mise siy' wr sn f sSc R9anv,o.
sS Msee days. io 2s7 5o $50 79e 10 SEQ g
s.. ss.d.S Ss i liS ssS ssS rs e So sss
1000. ioss' n-so' R aass Pan
oAsa s0aTaEssa - g Is e Z
liz Da cohEaRUs 81: e g. p n
MHEELING. 1905 an. 40 De s '''-'
ANNAPOLIS. week days. 10 an ~. iaos moon.
sss ajs5ss .5o ';i s5o e.: ...
ss sss: Is 81. 100 . !.
sc .ss 's sss sss vs. j.
w. %8saIss s4 b. JUNCTION and wa, point.
pail psaiy Except sundsy lsundsy only.
ss an u 5. qs oesps Rss 81 81
ave. ssna vain 1 s ss:sisa
s scs. t Erss Sc sSS o Tsl'
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POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.

WASHINGTON & POTOMAC STEAMBOAT Co
randall Line.l
STEAMERS FOR POTOMAC RIVER LANDINGS
Str. Harry Randall Monday and Wednesday AZ
Z Pm. and Saturday, am, for river landings
to Wicomico river and Nomini creek landings;
Lower Machodoc creek Wednesday only. Returning
stexmer arrives In Washington Wednesday and
Friday mornings and Sunday afternoons.
Steamer Wakefield. Sunday, Tuesday and Thurs
day at An. for river landings, including Port
Tobacco creek, Maddox creek and the Wicomico
river to Chaptico. Returning arrives in Washing
ton Morday, wednesday and Friday afternoons
Steamer for Glymont ard intermediate landings
at an. daily except sunday; returning about
{ pm. mJ21-tf
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ALI Amateur Pictures Printed, Sc. Up.
In real Velox. WILSON'S, 712 9th st. n. w.
jy12-tf
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Best Because It's Purest.
c. & S. Pure Cream Ice Cream. Druggists.
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-07-15

A Dessert Delightfully."- Good-C. & s.
Velvet Kind, Quality Ice Cream. Druggists
advertisement
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Meats You'll Thoroughly Enjoy.

Golden Rod Hams and Bacon, they're very
fine. Golden Leaf Lard. excellent in quail
fly. Golden & Co. Wholesalers only.-Advt
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LOCAL MENTION.

Lumber Trust Broken!
Lumber at old prices now at Libbey 81
Co.. 9th and New York ave.
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CITY AND DISTRICT.

Lightning Rods. ]. H. Kuehling. 500 u NV.
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Pound or Sponge Cake, 121ac.;
Cheese, &c.; Butter. 23c.; Sugar. &c.: Ev-
erybody's Coffee, &c.,; Id. SOC. Tea SOC.
]. T. D. Pyles' Stores including 94s La.
ave. jy13-5t
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Try n Salt Air Trtp to Baltimore.

Palatial steamers. Electric lighted Un
excellei cuisine See excursions.
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RAILROADS.
CHI e S apeake
Beach RV.

Schedule of excursion trains to
and from Chesapeake Beach, eff
fective Sunday, July IS, 1906.
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Summer Cruises
TO NORwAY-LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT Sun
TRAVELLERS CHECKS ISSUED BY THE
COMPANY.
HAMBURG-AMERICAN LINE. 81 B'wAY N. r
e. B. DROoP SONS. 925 Pa. ave.
1y6-Su. tn. th,t
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
The Irish Rain.

I must allow that II sometimes rains
In Ireland, but Irish rain is not quite
like other rain. 1t Is, as a rule, softer
than rain elsewhere, and If the truth
must be told like rain SO long as one
has not to say, For the rain It raineth
every day" Irish weather Is not SO
much capricious as coquettish. 1t likes
to plague you, If but to prepare you to
enjoy the more its sunny, melting mood.
1t will weep and wall all night, and, 10,
the next morning Ireland is one sweet
smile and seems to say: SIS 1t raining
was yesterday? All, then, I'll rain no
more" And the runnels leap and laugh,
and the pastures and very stone walls
gllsten; the larks carol on their celes-
tial journey: there is pungent, healthy
smell Of drying peat; the mountains
are all dimpled with the Joy of life and
sunshine; the lake lies perfectly still,
content to reflect the Overhanging face
Of heaven, and just won't your honor
buy the stoutest pair Of homemade
hose from a barefooted, ba-eheaded
daughter Of dethroned kings with eyes
like dewdrops and q voice that would
charm the coin out Of the most churl-
ish purse? If on such mornings as
these you do not lose your heart to Ire
land It must be made Of stern, unlm-
pressionable stuff d.-Blackwood's
Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
A Cnnful of Wind.

The origin Of the phrase, "a capful
OF wind" can be traced to Morse
king, Erie VI. who died IN 907 A. d.
He was credited with the useful power
of directing the wind 10 blow where he
wished by the simple method of turn
ing his cap to that point of the COM
pass. His powers We're much appreci-
ated and trusted and resulted In his
being known as windy cap" There IA
no evidence as to whether he could reg
ulate the force Of the wind as we'll as
the direction. Presumably he could, or
his faithful believers would not have
been so many. \ "bagful Of wind" IS
another common expression and lndi'
Gates something ike gale. This has
been traced down to the classical leg
end of Aeolus and his captive winds
confined In bags.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

Among the many odd hooks and cor
ners and crannies OF the auld Emerald
Isle Is Carrick-a-rede, Oh the Great
Northern railroad of Ireland. Ii IS an
Isolated rock. separated from the main
land by chasm sixty feet wide and
more than eighty feet deep, and 1t Is
Mt this place that the salmon are inter
cepted IN their retreat 10 the rivers. a
rude bridge OF ropes is thrown across,
which remains during the fishing sea-
son, and this bridge, which is protected
by a single rope rail. swings about in
The most uncomfortable manner. often
rendering it a dangerous feat in stormy
Weather save 10 the natives, who cross
Ii with the utmost Indifference. The
name is derived from "Carrig-a-ram-
hadh" 0he rock IN the road on account
of the intercepting of the salmon. Near
by on the west side of the island Is q
cavern in which have been found the
bones of horse, OK. deer, sheep, goat,
badger. otter, water rat and Of several
kinds of birds.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Charles Lamb and Tobacco.

Charles Lamb, according to his own
confession, was "a fierce smoker Of to-
bacco.' One day when putting yigor-
ously the coarsest weed from long
clay pipe in company with Dr. Parr
the latter asked him how he managed
to acquire this "prodiglous power"
"By toilIng after II, as some men toll
after virtue" was the prompt reply.
AS he advanced In years, however,
Ella was obliged to relax his intima-
cy with the weed. so that, to use his
own words, he was like burnt out
volcano emitting now and then only
casual puff" Eventually he took his
formal leave IN Farewell Ode TO To
bacco," and in forwarding a copy OF
the poem 10 Wordsworth he writes. Il
have had 1t In my head to do 1t these
two years, but tobacco stood in its own
light when II gave me headaches that
prevented me singing its praises"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Isa For Old shoes.

Janitors collect the shoes cast away
by tenants and send them 10 auction
rooms, where they are sorted into piles
marked Men," Women" children"
Several poor people made fair bids,
but the auctioneer did not seem anx-
ious to sell. Finally man pushed his
way through the crowd and offered 10
cents apiece for the whole lot. His bid
was successful.
81 was killing time with talk waiting
for that fellow" said the auctioneer
afterward. He always pays high for
these shoes. and he does not want them
for wearing. either. He wants 10 beat
them OUT for the leather in them. he
gets what material there Is, puts 1t
through a process and makes stamped
imitation leather novelties, such rs pic
lure frames. bags. pocketbooks, pen
knife holders and even chair backs and
seats. lie finds a ready sale for these
novelties and gets a good price for
them. Shoe Retailer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Growing Water Lilies From Seed.

Many of the choicest water lilies,
even the magnificent Vic-oria regia.
may be grown from SEED. Tor many
years the seed OF this 4iy, when
brought to this country, failed to ger
inmate.
It was finally found that by bottling
the seeds in the water Of the river 81
which they grew they could be trans
ported safely from the waters Of the
Amazon to the far west. Here the Nly
IS usually grown with bottom heat, IL
It IS very tender Seeds started In pots
In a temperature of 80 degrees will ger
inmate in about two weeks and may be
planted out I'm the open air when the
nights have become Warm-USuaily
about the 1st OF June-and will bloom
the same summer, but cannot be car
ried through the winter, but must be
started afresh each season. either by
the purchase Of plants or the sowing OF
seed. tho latter being. Of course, much
more economical, rs SEEDS may be pur-
chased for few nickelS apiece. Tie
plants costing as many d0llarS.-Amer-
lean homts and Gardens.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Jorch mud Live Long.

1t has been aptly said that there Is
not the remoteSt corner of the inlet or
the minute blood vessels Of the human
body that does not feel some wavelet
from the cOnvulsiOns occasioned by
good hearty laughter. The life prlnci-
DE Of the central man IS shaken to its
innermost depths, sending new tides of
life and strength TO the surface, thus
materially tending TO insure good
health to the persons who indulge
therein. Tie blood moves more rapidly
and CONVEYS different impression to
all the organs OF the body as It visits
them on that particular mystic journey
when the man is laughing from that
conveyed at other times. For this rea-
son every good, hearty laugh in which
a person inuulges tends to lengthen his
life. conveying as 1t does new and dis
tinct stimulus 10 the vital forces.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Collecting a Ell.

A claim was once placed in the hands
Of Judge Teters Of Bangor. Me-, for
collection. \ notice was sent to the
debtor, who called and promised 10 pay
the following Saturday. The judge
said: Now. don't say you will pay
Saturday night unless you mean to.
Just take n few more days and be sure.
Say you Will pay next wednesday"
"All right" said the man; IF ! i've un-
I'll next Wednesday | will pay that
bill" Wednesday came, but no man
appeared to settle the bill. whereupon
the Judge wrote out notice Of the
death Of the man ana pct it in the dai-
y paper. The next day the bill was
settled.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Two Odd Volumes.

The book done by a French monk
who instead OF writing the words cut
the letters from the vellum page and
formed a sort Of stencil has its opposite
in a Swedish translation of the four
gospels, which was done in gold and
silver leaf. The initial letters are cut
from thin sheets of beaten gold done III
delicate traccry, while the body OF the
text Is of heavy silver. The foil Is ce-
mented to the parchment page with an
adhesive which in spite Of the undoubt-
ed antiquity of the book has not lost
It's powers. Most freak books were
evidently done TO perpetuate the name
Of the ingenious owner, but this carries
absolutely nc information as to Its
maker.
A more modern freak is the output OF
n Lyons silk weaving firm and Is a
prayer book In which the letters are
woven into the silk. But one copy was
made of the book, and this IS In the
government library ut Paris.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

i rational system of physical cul
ure should in-Gre 10 every man and
woman who adopts ii perfectly erect,
poised figure. q straight spine, broad.
leep and capacious chest. uplifted and
flexible, and harmonious development
Of all the muscles. He or she should
be easy and graceful in every move
ment. possessed OF marked muscular
power and endurance, splendid health
and a voice of notable equality and
power
So much would the rational system
Of physical development do for those
who followed It, and any method which
will not accomplish all of these things,
even for its least promising students,
Is in so much incomplete and false. The
object of physical culture methods Is
to render the body more perfect In
strument, more strong, more enduring
more obedient, to the commands or the
will.-Outing Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
The EnII OF the Hennins.

The hennms or headdresses worn Dy
ladies of the fifteenth century were Ill
shape Of horns and so long that a wo-
mans face appeared TO be in the cen
ter of her figure. The clergy condemn
ed them and threatened the wearers
with perdition, but for all that hey
were worn higher than ever. AT iasI
a strolling evangelist at Paris promised
absolution to all who would destroy
the hennins, and the mob went to work
and wrecked the headdresses when
ever they appeared in public. The hen.
nins were trampled under foot ana
their wearers insulted all over Paris.
Scores of lives were lost In the efforts
Of the cavaliers to defend the hennins
from the rabble, but in vain, and the
enormous headdresses disappeared
some other feminine absurdity taking
their place.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
When Solid Iron Floats.

Experiments show that If a ball OF
solid ircn Is lowered into a mass OF
liquid iron by means of metal fork
The ball at first sinks to the bottom
with the fork. But in q few seconds
it leaves the prongs and rises to the
surface. where II continues to float un'
til it melts. The rising Is explained by
the expansion of the ball, due to heat
ing, whereby it becomes, bulk for bulk,
less dense than the molten metal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Stcrhnard md Port.

Why do the sailors call the right
hand side OF the ship ''starboard' and
the left hand 'portT' For the answer
It is necessary to 20 back TO the days
Of tic Norsemcn and Saxons. In the
viking ships the warriors hung the
"bords." or shields, on the side of the
ship above The places for their oars.
The viking himself held the steer oar,
which was fastened to the right hand
s!Gc Of the stern. Thus the right hand
side of tho ship became known as the
steer side, and as the bOrds Of the war
r.ors were hung there it was called the
"stccrbord," or StarbOard side, While
TIE lower. or lurking side, became the
larboarG. Bor1 eventually became cor
rupted into port.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Illeasirg the River.

In the little Balkan state Of Rou-
mania II has been the custom from
time immemOrial for towns by the
river Danube TO keep the Christmas
feast by Il peculiar ceremony called
blessing the river" This used to be
carried out Oh q scafoldlng erected on
the frozen river, but owing to an acci-
dent. when the Ice broke. and hun
dreds Of people were drowned, 1t Is
now held upon the bank. The people
wear turbans OF cOlored paper and car
~ long. white wands. Some are dress
cd to represent Biblical characters.
The service, conducted By priests, lasts
about half IN hour. and then the ice IS
broken and a small wooden cross
thrown into the water. Then people
rush into the icy river after this EN-
blem. and the person who secures 1t IS
supposed to be assured of great good
luck for the coming year.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
A Precise Answer.

Lawyers are supposed to be the
most literal minded men," said an emil
nent member of the bar, but every
now and then counsel in course or prac-
tice will encounter witnesses who can
give them points in the matter OF literal
answers. An Irlshman was called 10
testify in a damage suit arising out OF
the death of a man at the hands or a
BULL so to speak.
"'Are we to understand, sir asked
the prosecuting attorney, that the de
ceased. Patrick Flanagan, was your
fatherY
".He was till the bull killed him,
was the reply OF the wary witness.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
rnac Drinking In NOry-ny.

The Norwegian papers tel OF a
speedy and efficacIOus method OF be
coming intoxicated prevailing In the
slums Of Chrlstiania. The OrebIadet de-
scribes how II f. done The drunNard
fills the palm of his hand with "aque-
VIII (strong corn brandy and shifts i;
through bis nose. \ few applications
90 the work, while the same quantity
Of liquor taken into the stomach would
hardly be felt Nose drinking has
become a real vice with some ihdlyid-
uals. The effect of 1t IS terrible. be
cause the whole nervous system Is
paralyzed In a moment, and the drunk
ard remains almost unconscious for
several minutes. Afterward sleepy
fatigue is felt. as after smoking opium
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

In one OF Du Gueselin's victories SO
many English were taken captive that
even the humblest soldier among the
French had one or more prisoners. The
yictors. however. fell to quarrelins'
and. III feeling becoming rife In the
French army in consequence of these
ouarrels over the prisoners, Du Cues
clin ordered all the captlves to be
butchered. and the brutal order was
carried out.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Falling From .he sua q sac Errsa

Falling From the su- - sar T.rrtn.
The philosophers have lg'rct o~t
some queer problems since the tile o.
Horatio. but none % ,aom IS more curl
Gus than that relating to the amount Of
time il would take foy IL o1J2c. ID fa.l
from the sun or moon TO our earth. IL
has been decided, after an immense
amount Of cgur-g, tat K bOwiGer
weig..ng Q ton should f2ll from the
sun il would take II niney-n.ne years,
nine months an two hours to reach
the earth. The same bOwider could
make the trip from the moon to t.le
earth in four and one-haf days.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
4 EiIcnIula.

A well known college professor offers
the two horns Of dilemma to adyo-
Gates Of coeducatiOn
IF you lecture to twenty boys and
twenty girls in the same rOOm," he
asks, "will the boys attend to the lee
ture or to the girlsT'
OF course the coeduca tionist. TO be
consistent. must say that they will
listen TO the lecture.
"Well, if they do" replies the dean,
they are not worth lecturing to-
Harpers
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
strictly business.

"Moy ask If am IL the market for
a bid foc )ur aTectlous| asked the
youth i9ho G.I everything in business
like way.
You lnust go to par before | can
take any stock in your offer" answered
the dutlful brokers dsUghter.-Balti-
more America.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
The Golden Crested Wren.

The golden crested wren is the small
est not only Of British but Of ali Eu-
rOpean birds. Its average weight Is
only about eight grains troy. The
length of the feathers is about three
and a half inches and the stretch OF
the wings about five inches, but when
the feathers are taken off the length OF
the body does not exceed one inch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Advancing.

as your daughter going to make her
debut this season. Mrs. Parvenuer'
"No. indeed. Nine. Pakin attends
TO all that. We don't have to do our
own sewing no more" = Baltimore
American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
uoxx She Knew.

Mr. McSosh-What was ii that made
YOU think I'd been drinking last nightF
Mrs. McSosh-Oh, don't know. L sup
pose the fact that you were fearfuliy
drunk had as much 10 do with 1t as
ANYTHING Leader.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Tho Iaxy md the Sword.

In all governments there must OF ne
cessity le both the law and the sword
Laws without arms would give Us not
liberty, but RIGHTEOUSNESS. and arms
without laws would produce rot sub
lection. but slavery
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

There is al idea abroad amonG rlor-
al people that they must make tle.-
ne.ghb0rs good. One person have G.
make g0od-myself. But my drty T.
my neiehbor is much more nearly OK
pressed b. the saying that l have T.
make him hapry-if 1 may.-SteTen-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

Few doctors are willing to take theii
own medicine When lawyer gets III
20 trouble he hastcns to hire an attor-
ney, and II is hard for people to admire
an ar,'st who paint his own portrait
Chicago Record Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

Polly-So Mrs. Highmere's husband
has developed bad habits. How did
YOU hear about it? Dolly-Oh. Mrs.
Highmere invited us all 10 an after
noon tea, so she could tell us how she
suffered in silence-Brooklyn Eagle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Father.

"I suppose | ought to ask your father
for your handT'
"well. yes: 1t might please him. and
II can't do any hurt. or course II
wouldn't be ut al necessary If mother
were hoipe."- Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Not an Arrest, bat Rescue.

"You were arrested for striking your
wife"
"No. Judge" answered the unwOrtiF :
specimen Of manhood who WIS or
trial; Il had made pass nj her, and
she was just rcach:n' for ;he stove liG
when the officers came anI took me IL
charge. That wasn't IN arrest Thai
was a rescue. - IN vs..n Star
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

Miun,e--I never noticed before that
this mirror had a wrinkle IN It, Ma
mie-I thought you were able to see
wrinkles IN any mirror you looked into.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16
Still Worse.

Hlm-What makes you look so mis-
erable? Ucr-Wiy. % | lock m'7'ra-
BILE? Hinl-Yes; you look rs If your
worst enemy had Just been happily
married. Her-Oh. It's ever 30 much
worse than that Size has Just been
happily diyorced,-Ch!cago News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1906-02-16

Skrawlcr-I've seen Sn,ppcm. the tat
lor. going UP to your studio every day
for a week. u he sitting for you:
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