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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Lee Kemon. Of lexington. D. C., left
last week for Ann Arbor. Mich, 70 en-
ter on a four years course as an cleo
trIcaI engineer in the University OF
Michigan. lie was accompanied by
Harmon IJnthicum. OF Bloemlngdale,
who also expects 20 attend the Univer-
sity OF Michigan
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Mrs. Alexander x. Philips. Of Fred
ericksburg. Va. has been the guest re-
Gently OF her daughter, Mrs. B. II.
Warner.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

A party from Charleston, ". Va,
consisting Of Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. 2 Moh-
Ter, their son and two daughters, Misses
Annie and Flora Mohler, and Mr.. Con-
nable. spent day last week with Mrs,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

PauI Tamplet on their way by motor
car to Atlantic City. Their route from
Charleston lay through parts or Wes'
Virginia. Ohio. Pennsylvania, and Mary
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Mr.. and Mrs, Frost, of Washington,
were recent guests Of Mrs.. a. II. Kin
near OF Lincoln place.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Emmert German is visiting Mrs. ". o.
Wetzel Of Thirteenth and Girard streets.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

/. l. Wright and Embely Watts have
had recent improvements made to their
respective property in Hillsdale.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Hon. Walter Hazard, Of Georgetown.
8. c.. was in Kensington for few days
this week, the guest Of Mr. and Mrs
Paul Tamplet. Mr.. Hazard accom-
panied his daughter. Paula. VINO has
spent the summer here, 20 St Mary 8,
y. c.. where she viii attend school.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

James A. Warner has had improve
ments made in the rear OF his property
at 7O2 Nichols avenue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Miss Bella Doddson, Of Philadelphia
and Miss Amelia Benson. Of Maryland
have been visiting at the home Of Dr.
Rielasgf 10 X street northeast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Mr. and Mrs. Edward V Rice. of
Southeast Washington. are enjoying a
trip to Niagara, the lakes. and Canada.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Mrs. stack and family. Of 81 \ street
northwest. have returned from her COT
tage at Chesapeake Beach, where they
have been the entire summer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Miss Katherine Kelly. Of 1888 North
Carirol street. has returned from Bait
more. where she has been visiting
friends Tor some time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Mrs. william II. AicCray and daughter
Harriet. Of Washington, were the guests
on Thursday OF Mrs. j.. Harry Cunning
ham
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Miss I.ottie Bowen. accompanied oy
her brother. Harry. who has been VISIT
ing for the past month in Virginia ha'o
returned 20 their home, 3 \ street
mort z4-aSr
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

o. Dorsey has made extensive repairs
TO his frame dwelling on Wade avenue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Miss bessie o. Phelps. OF the Homeo-
pathic Hospital. returned Saturday from
rar vacation.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Miss Florence hurry left Thursday
for Baltimore 10 be gone for the entlr9
winter. Miss Murry is a junior IN ms
Noman,s college.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Miss MacIlwee Win spend the tan and
winter with Miss Amy E-6hardt' on
FawCett avenue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Mr.. and Mrs. S. c. Kemon, OF Eek
jngton. left last week for Brooklyn, y.
Y to visit their daughters, Mrs -A=--..'i=
] Elliott and Mrs. Chester ,. Graham.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

NJ. o. Suess, Of us + street northeast
has raturned from delightful visit with
relatives IN Baltimore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Mrs. r. l.. Lewtcu and daughters
have returned from Buffalo. y. Y,
where they have been the past few
months. while Mr.. LewtOn was IN the
South.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Elder 1. II. Evans arrived home from
Nova Scotia Thursday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

J. 3. Archer returned a few days ago
from a visit OF several weeks with his
daughter and sister IN Chicago.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1906-09-23

Robert Nails, Of this city has Sc
cured a position I'm the superintendent
Office Of the Postal Telegraph Company,
in Washington
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
FOR SALE

Blacksmith shop, with complete set
of tools, in good locality. Everything
in good shape. A money-maker.
Cheap if taken at once. Write or call
All. Arneson, Sank Centre, R. F. D.
No. 8.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
For Clerk of Court.

Several glazing specials on sale
this week. See them, Useful kitchen
goods, strong and durable. Every
thing sold here absolutely guaranteed.
Money back if not satisfied. Come
in and see us. James Downs.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
FOR SALE

FOR SAIL
= Fine driving team. Mare z years
old, bay, weighs $50. Gelding, dark
bay, 5 years old, weighs 800. Price
for team $135. Apply to Joseph
Parker, City mSl-tf
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
LOCALS

Girl,wanted at Central House.
Hats at reduced prices at the Bee
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23

| Hats at reduced prices at the Bet
Diamond coffee-fresh roasted al
Geo. Fish's. . 16-tf
Get a sack Of beads for 1c, at tn.
Fair store. - z,4
Harry Hall OF Burtrum, was in tn.
city on Sunday. 3@Mz 49,
> Did you notice the Wilson & Hughes
advertisement?
Diamond coffee-fresh roasted-a
Geo. .Fish's. 16-tf
Geo. Fish moved his family in from
Birch Lake on Monday.
AL. Erwin went to ,Swangille on
business on Wednesdays
Eat and drink. ;at Henderson &
McNeice's, and get the best.
Miss Bessie Bloomfield of St.sPaul,
is visiting relatives in this city
Get your lime, plaster and cement
from Schleusener Hardware. Go.
The Coopers and Kelseys moved in
from Ward Springs this week.
Get your lime, plaster and cement
from Schleusener Hardware Co,
NJ. F. Woodbury. and family moved
in from Birch Lake on Wednesday.
II. W. Hansmeyer of Long Prairie,
was business visitor here Tuesday.
Edwin Hanson went to Detroit on
Saturday. He will be gone ten days.
WANTED: Kitchen girl. $40 per
month. Inquire at the Palmer House.
Trimmed and untrimmed hats at
reduced prices. Miss Mayberry.
J. M. Wilson was called to Verndale
today on account of the illness of his
father.
Kalamazoo celery fresh from the
garden each week at McCracken &
Burgess.
Mr.. Frank Sprague of Grafton, N.
p, is visiting his cousin, G.. M.
Sprague.
Mr. Theo. Kenfeld of GAINESVILLE,
visited with friends in this city over
Sunday.
For SALE OR RENT: Modern house
OF six rooms, Apply to L. R. Barto.
22-tf
For SALE: One black mare.
weight 1900 pounds. G. D. Marshall
u Co.
Miss Iris Garfield went to st. Cloud
on Tuesday for short visit with
friends.
Mr.. Hale of New York, was trans
acting business with Mel. Billed on
Tuesday.
O. Olson of Sioux City, Iowa, was
the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Killen
on Tuesday.
Mr.. A. Minars and daughter, Albina,
OF BrowervilIe, visited at Jos. Miller's
on Sunday.
R. s. Dean made trip to Mime
apolis In his auto this week, returning
on Tuesday.
Frank Soudan who has been working
in q mill at Kansas City, came home
on Thursday.
Fred Derrick of St. Paul, is now
employed as steuographer in the
Keller factory.
Mrs. j. Johnson and son returned
from Evansville on Friday, after a
weeks visit there.
. Miss Matte Suckstorff went tc
Belgrade on Saturday for short visit
there with friends.
DR.. Millspaugh and family of Little
Falls, are occupying one of the Ware
cottages for q fortnight.
Six months at the Pioneer Business
College will make you a money-maker
Why not be in line with the rest?
Mrs. Ed. Shepherd who has beer
visiting her mother, Mrs. j. Grund
man, went to st. Cloud Wednesday.
Mrs. NJ. Mause who has been tn,
guest Of her mother, Mrs. j. Grund
man, went to st. Cloud on Wednesday
Mrs. A. Parker. who has been visit
ing friends in Minneapolis for til,
past week, returned home on Monday
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
NOTICE

The Commercial club will hold a
meeting at the city hall tomorrow
friday evening at 8 O'Clock. All
are requested to be present. Now let
everyone who is interested in the well
fare of the city be on hand.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23

Mrs. Hogan and son, Archie, re-
turned from Minneapolis on Tuesday,
after a weeks visit there with relatives.
Mr.. Frank Mann of Devils Lake,
spent Friday and Saturday here, the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Richards.
J. j. Buchanan went to Ashleys On
Monday where he will have charge of
the elevator during the coming season.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23

Kusba & Zelt have all kinds of fresh
and dried meats for the farmers during
the harvest and threshing season.
Call at their market on Main street
and get their prices on anything you
want in this line. You will be sur
prised how much money you can
save by buying of them.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23

2
Hats at reduced prices at the Be
Hive.
WANTED: A girl at City Steam
Laundry. '-,s-r----
Read Wilson G. Hughes new ad fol
this week.
Diamond coffee-fresh roasted-a'
Geo. Fish's, 16-tf ?
The New Store is worth visitors.
See their ad. y
]. F.Cooper and family have moved
in from Birch lake. =
The public schools will open on
Monday, September 8. ~ s$ "a
]. H. Haddock went to minneapolis
on business on Tuesday, ;
Mrs. J.sJ. Buchanan visited friends
and relatives here this week.
Get your lime, plaster and cement
from Schleusener Hardware Co.
Geo. Herberger of Osakis, visited
with relatives here over Sunday.
Get your lime, plaster aud cement
from Schleusener Hardware Co.
Mrs. Watcher of Melrose, Is visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Ben Schoenhoff.
Joe Arneson was caller at the
Emerson home on Sunday evening.
Trimmed and untrimmed hats at
reduced prices. Miss Mayberry.
John Schaefer of st. Cloud, was a
business visitor in the city on Monday.
For RENT: Several good rooms
and one-half of barn. Frank Nelson.
B. Derrick. book-keeper at the
Keller factory, is taking his vacation.
Mrs. r. E. Hansen went to Mime
apolis on Wednesday, for few days.
visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. John F. Gaspard OF
st. Cloud, are visiting relatives in the
city.
Second hand organ for sale cheap if
taken at once. Inquire of VIM. Pang-
burn. tt
Miss Mary How returned from St.
Paul on Friday, after few days visit
there.
Mr.. Silas Moorehouse of Melrose,
attended the ball game in this city on
Sunday.
Arile Miller of Silver Hill, West
Virginia, is visiting her cousin, Mrs.
w. G. Bean.
Frank Mossman, N. P. ticket COL
lectOr, was an east-bound passenger
on Wednesday.
R. Winslow of Westport, has rented
his farm and will move to this city in
few weeks.
Miss Alice Dean, who has been
visiting friends in Glenwood, returned
home on Monday.
Harry Carr left for his home in
Hunter, n. D.. on Tuesday, after a
weeks visit here.
WANTED: A modern house. Will
pay cash. Address, William Angus,
Sank Centre, Mimi.
For SALE: Diamond frame bicycle,
good repair, coaster break, Columbia,
cheap. ]. w. James.
o. B. Boobar will receive subscrip.
tions to the Ladies' Home journal
until Oct. LIST for $1.25. 23-3t
Flying Dutchman and Best Evel
gangs with all the latest improve
ments. G. D. Marshall & Co.
Mrs. Mary McCracken and John
Love returned home today, after 8
three months visit in Ohio.
MIR. p. Burgom and family of Bel
grade, were guests at the home of Mr.
Geo. Suckstorff on Saturday.
G. ]. Hanstrum and children O
Starbuck, and Mr.. and Mrs. p. ]
Nelson spent Sunday in Belgrade.
LOST: Pair of gold trimmed reading
glasses with chain and fastne
attached. Leave at Herald Office. tt
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
For Sale

: One Fairbanks-Morse gasoline wood
Saving outfit for sale chean.s. This-rig
is IN first class condition. consisting
of sled, trucks, saws, betting, tanks
and housing. This is q snap. Wilson
& Hughes, Sank Centre, Mimi.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
Nursery Workers Wanted

Outdoor work in a 120O-acre nur
sery. Goo pay; reasonable lodging
We want 80 extra men at once. Write
for particulars to II. U. Beebe, Supt.
Help, the Jewell Nursery Co., Lake
City, Mimi. 9-3t
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
Willis How arrived from Duluth O,

Willis How arrived from Duluth or
Saturday. He returned today.
WANrED: = Good driving team
Must be sound, gentle and reasonably
priced. !. Thos. Hughes, Sank Centre,
Miss Reba Ward OF Alexandria, who
has been visiting with Miss Lille
McGibbon, has returned to her home.
Hats at red uced prices at the Bee
Hive.
"Who is the Lord" will be the
subject at the Methodist church on
Sunday morning. The evening union
service at the Baptist church with
sermon by Rev. Mr.. Oehler. -
WANTED Gentleman or lady with
reference, to travel by rail or with a
rig, for firm of $3.50, 100000 capital.
Salary ST. ,072.00 per year and expenses;
salary paid weekly and expenses ad-
vanced. Address, with stamp, Jos.
A. Alexander. Sank Centre. MINI.
LOST: Some time during the month
of June, brown cloth overcoat.
Finder leave at Herald Office and
receive reward. 12-tf :.
Mrs. N. L. Phillips of Platte,
S.. Dak., is the guest of her sister,
Mrs. G. S. Allen. This is the first
time they have met in twenty-thfee
years.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
Baptist Church Calendar
For This Week.

Service Sunday morning at 1880.
"Thou art the Christ"
& Prayer meeting on Wednesday even
ing at p. m.
Union service on Sunday evening.
Last Of series. Sermon by Rev Oehler.
REV. G. E. CLANCY, Pastor.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1906-08-23
Frank Y. Minnette


Announces his candidacy for the
Nomination OF State Senator, 64th
Senatorial District. Stcarns county,
subject the ratification of the Demo-
Gratis at the primary election Sept Isl
1906. p - go
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21

Bolton Hall, philanthropist lawyer.
sociologist and tax reformer. prompted
By the good results that have attended
his experiments in Philadelphia and
Dther cities, is preparing to open q
farm for the poor near New York city
on the same lines that have met with
success elsewhere. By arrangement
with the Aston estate he has secured
control Of e farm adjoining the Nor
ris park race, track and will use IT
for the purpose he has In view.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Dramatist's Opinion.

An opinion from Bronson Howard,
the well-known dramatist: Like al
most everyone else who has seen 40
years of theatrical life, think the
stage just now is ovgburdened with
scenery and swamped With extravagant
clothes. This condition cannot be
kept up much longer. The managers
cannot stand il. 1t is too expensive
and the rivalry between them, each
trying to Guido the other, must bring
about a reaction that will do away
with the whole scheme"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Expensive Antics.

Two young men who played the
part of ghosts In Galway, Ireland, with
extraordinary success, found it an ex-
pensive pastime. An elderly woman
was acting as caretaker Of a vacant
house, and the young men gained an
entrance to the upper rooms, where
their antics so convinced the woman
that the house was haunted that she
left the place. The owner on his re-
turn found feather beds and pictures
missing, and for these the tive lively
ghosts have been sentenced to six
months hard labor.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
German Export Rates.

The German railroads give quick
transit of goods for export at favored
rates. The rates from Planen to Bre-
men, American Consul Hurst reports
for export, express, are only Ss cents
per 100 pounds for a distance of 3l5
miles, and to Hamburg 81 cents Fer lOo
for 300 miles. II the goods are not
for export, the usual rate for express
taking a longer time, costs nearly
three times as much.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Duchess, Benefaction.

To help the Scottish fishwives and
lasses, who have been put to much
distress by the failure of the herring
fishery, the duchess Of Sutherland has
introduced the manufacture of carpets
at Helmsdale, on the Sutherland
estate. Material and dye, as well as
labor, will be of local production, and
experts will supply the necessary in
struction.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21

Trade Of the United States with the
United Kingdom in ibe fiscal year
1905 aggregated $70O.Oeo, 600. and
formed more than onefourth OF our
total foreign commerce. Statistics
show that the exports from the Unit
ed States to the United Kingdom In
1905 aggregated s523. 900 out Of a
total Of S1,51s, 100000. and thus
formed one-third of our total exports.
Imports from the United Kingdom az
gregated S176,0OO, 900. out Of q total
importation of S1.117 900. 900. and thus
formed one-sixth of our total imports.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
SAINT Forth TO Die.

It was at the Port Arthur siege dur
ing the assault on the celebrated lOS-
meter hill which cost the japanese
so many men. Before sending forth
to certain death a regiment held I'M
til then in reserve Gen. Nogi, ad-
dressing the colonel. said: Your
regiment is the first in all this
world" General" replied the officer
gravely. "it will be the first In the
other!"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Wonderful Device.

Prof. P. E. Shaw, of University col
lege, Nottingham, England, is credited
with inventing an instrument Of such
wonderful delicacy that one seventy
millionth part of an inch can be meas
ured. The apparatus is suspended by
rubber bands from. a frame in a felt
covered box, and it can be used only
at night, when all the factory machin-
cry of the city is still.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Harvard Students Honor.

Vilhjalmur Stef1ansson, now a stu
rent at Harvard, has been appointed
a member of the newest expedition in
search of the north pole, which will
leave Vancouver early in May under
command of Capt. Elmer Mikkelsen.
The Harvard student will be the
youngest member of the expedition.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
HonGed German.

Chancellor Won Buelow has had
showered upon him princely rank by
the kaiser and requests from admir-
ers and other unexpected honors,
among them the printing over his
name of the pictures of Hans Won
Buelow, the pianist, in American
newspapers.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
One Woman's Work.

Hannah Riddell, an English mis-
sionary at work among the lepers of
Japan, has Just received the Order of
the Blue Ribbon from the emperor
and her request for better care Of the
lepers by the government is to be dealt
with by the diet now in session.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Looking Ahead.

Angry Creditor-What's the use OF
Offering me a check? 1t wouldn't be
worth a cent at the bank.
Struggling Genius-Perhaps not,
sir, but some day in the future, when
I am dead and gone, my autograph
will make that check worth hundreds
of dollars.-Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Bears Ruin Poles

Telegraph poles in the remote dis
tricts Of Norway have to be continually
watched on account of the bears, which
have a liking for climbing them and
sitting on the cross-beams, swaylng
backward and forward until the poles
finally fall
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Fruit Diet Hospital.

For three years a hospital has been
in existence at Bromley, near London,
where only a fruit diet is allowed to
the patients. and where during that
time there have been only two deaths
among the 500 patients who have re-
ceiyed treatment. The institution Is
known as the Lady Margaret Fruit
arian hospital.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Odd Society Pet.

A baby rhinoceros is being shown at
all the social functions at Nairobi,
British East Africa. At children's
party the other day the quaint pet
played till he was tired, drank the
milk of three cows and then went to
sleep. According TO the local news
paper, he is shortly to be ssnt to
London.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Kaiser's Novel Gift

The silver wedding present that is
said to have most pleased the kaiser
was from the combined rowing and
sailing clubs in Germany. 1t consist
ed Of six silver models. representing
the different styles Of shipbuilding
from the Viking galley to the emper-
or's yacht Meteor.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
"King's Weather"

The recent visit of King Edward to
France has given the French another
English phrase. which they have add
ed to high life" sportsman" fash
ionable" ard the rest. They now call
fine weather kings weather."
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
First Woman Voter.

Beatrice Sacchi, a professor at Man
tua and the holder Of a doctors de-
gree, is the first woman to vote in
Italy. 1t seems that there is no law
there to prevent a woman from vot-
ing. Miss Sacchi discovered this and
went to the polls and voted.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Iiouid Measure.

The Secretary-I find that your prop
erty in Swampville cost you four dol
lars a foot, sir. What price are you
willing TO sell it for?
The Rich Victim-Oh, III let 1t go
for two dollars a gallon.-Life.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Thirteen Eliminated.

Application No. 13 to practice law in
the state of Missouri will be issued no
longer to aspiring law students. Re-
Gently a would-be barrister tore II
up when it was given to him, and the
state board of examiners has since
eliminated the number.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Skulls Preserved.

II is the custom in Brittany to dig
up the bones of the dead after GER
tain time and preserve the skull only
in a small box with a heart-shaped
opening in its front. Each box is
marked with the name and date OF the
dead.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Hope Deferred.

Madge-Don't worry about a hus-
band. dear A pretty girl is certain
to marry.
Marjorie-It would be all right IL
there wasn't such an uncertainty about
the certain things of this world
Smart Set.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1906-04-21
Queer English League.

There is a Compulsory Character
league in England, the business Of
which is to urge. on parliament the
passage of a bill making 1t compulsory
for all employers to give a written
character to their employees when leav-
ing.