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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-11-14
Infant Trained TO Steal.

A woman has been arrested In Paris
carrying in her arms a four-year-old
child which has been trained to snatch
watches and scarfpins as it's mother
carried il through the streets. The
infant was seen TO grab two watches
and seven pins in less than half an
hour
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NJ 5572 and 1892.
PhIlosophie ReasonInn.

Or. Zettern. a celebrated bachelor.
was asked why he never married.
We'll" he said. marriage must Of.
her be paradise OF inferno. Now. I
90 not deserve paradise. so I should
surely not get St. and inferno have
a strong objection to."--ll Biso.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-11-14
one.Leooed Football PLAYER.

One Of the players in football
match at Leicester, England. recently
was a young man with one leg. lie
was able with 1he aid Of a crutch 10
run as fast as most az Tho other
players.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-11-14
spanlard, Would Emiora,e.

Six hundred families OF weavers Of
Bejar. Spain. are reported 10 be seek,
ing aid to emigrste TO American coun-
tries
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-11-14

WeNAnta I've, aetlvs and thoroughly experiences
tAtesman n IRIS LOCALITY Win 80 acIent ioorev ~
~ yufFnt hs brst Moath-s supply Of our etss-
l.seeH EreeaHFe AsuoW Wire ease
ZONE % inlIy compiylng gith insuranesrulsa To
seeh = nan - VII give eEdlusive aaIea rlghe ~
suarantee 20 refuDd money Z eooda not soid = III
sssSa gftest sgiays % reqFqsg Thestandar1~
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-11-14

80 ~ 49,, ~ go. RoyE Ghoea ~
-. ssss = - sn's shoss. 81 20 - 3fi0I
p - ". - - .rias Women'a, hHsaas.e -.
Chiiorsn's oes3 for style, ne ansl -.
- they lcei other makes
! sould sks you into NV larra
Iact9rIeS ~ lgfoSk t0g' Mass. ,aFsd sT.oS,
are made, you would thee e.s,f~r,ts....,
why they hold their shape. "a heses.
wear longer, and sre Of Rr~~fe, 1870
thsn any ether make. ''p
Whsrsysr 80" I've, you cen oa4ssr ~
DESC <s 49, -. nee.s en6 prize n afe.usr
prizes soc is,sflos shoes. TeS~ - :. :
sssf. ~. -, SSss assler ior ". T. DeSql.-s 80,
TassL,tess -. ts 49,. esees they an NOT -,
W" .".sstgatso Csfags - 81 San n, 49,
W. ~Se''i-h5 = JtLt. ~ 80.
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Rainfall

Floridians frequently speaE Of the rap,.
season as being The pleasantest part Of the
gear and only the doctors grumbe for tie
general health il almost invariably better
during the rainy season than at any Other
time And vet the splendid reputation
which Florida enjoys rs a health resort
was made during the late fall and winter
months, which are not here regarded as
the healthiest although hey are the most
pleasant portion OF the year.
In another letter tho writd will speak
. more in detail Of soils and crops, of
schools and social environments, Of land
values and the chances for profitable in
vestments, and meanwhile he viii an
swer 50 far as possible. the reasonable
inquiries OF correspondents, only let IL be
understood, once for all that he il NOT a
real estate man and has no private scheme
20 advance. lie simply believes in Flor
ida, and especially In bis home county, and
Il willing to ted for the benefit Of others
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-19
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Had 10 wrk Els waT u.

Honest, nOw- Jzek- did yoa
eTer lore any girl before y0u met
me-
Dozens Of them mF dear. But
7 had 10. You're my thirty third,
and 7 cant take any higher degree
than that Eou know. .r-Chica 70
Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-19

It's spring cleaning tine. Don't
y0u want SOME old newspapers to
90 under your carpet They're
fine. 10 cents a handle zt the
Daily Exprrss Office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-19

Ellen-Theres one thing that
doesn't KHft nle about this engage
ment-
ETa-What il ity
Tom dEan't hare to 70 up TO
town for this ngagemenr ring III
simply went up ~ his room for TX n
lie Rfre.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-19

MnEA M-A1ASN MAAE1 -Ax@
MIsERAELE
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BE possession that ! swifhin the
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snjoy its comforts If you are SITTER
ing from rhunztisrn- Ys= throw
aside business cares ~hen ron enter
your h0ze and you can h. relieEer1
from those rhenmatic pains also BY
applying ChzrnE<rlzin' s Pain Balm.
One application Will give yOa relief
and its cDtinned Use for q short
time will bring about q permanent
cure. For sale by "4il Druggist
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-19
DIRECTORY.

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RAILROAD TIME TABLE

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-19

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TEAS szS.

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-04-19

Caster Pcat NoI &C. a. a
Meets ewHrT Lev Saturday nlxhE
r. "a. BArwerr. E1rn-
Mr- Poland. All
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
The Pension Roll.

Twelve thousand four hundred and
seventy fewer names on the pension
roll at the close of the last fiscal year
than at its beginning. This is the
largest decrease in recent years. For
ty-three thousand pensioners died
within the II months, $4,000 of whom
we're old soldiers. AS the veterans are
getting we'll along in years the mortal
ity among them will increase rapidly
for some time to come, until the heroes
of the great war will be as scarce as
the survivors of the war with Mexico.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25

the hill, but it was soon shelled by
confederate battery, and those who
could got OFT on order of the sur
geon | then got into little valley
near by, and found there the Second
Ohio. The colonel called me up
washed my face from his canteen, and
tied his handkerchief about my head
and told me to wait for an ambulance,
| did so for awhile; then occurred a
great stampede of non-combatants,
and to avoid being killed. got be
hind a tree. The Second Ohio moved
out to battle. The stampede soon
passed, and no one pausing to take me
up, started for Rossville. Meantime
my regiment had been ordered away,
and, as ! found, had gone to Ross
vile by Negleys order. With ex.
IRENE effort | reached Rossyille that
night, and Chattanooga the next day
in an ambulance from Rossville, |
was next ordered across the river and
to go to Stevenson, but not liking this.
| got over the Tennessee, reported tG
Capt. Bridges, and in two days more
being found unfit for duty, was sent
back to the One Hundred and Fourth
Illinois by Capt Bridges. / then re,
NAMED in camp for four weeks, when
| was again put on duty.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Not Cigarette Smoker.

A good old gentleman, who was
strongly opposed to tobacco smoking
and alcoholic liquor drinking, met a
lady friend in a street car recently.
and their conversation was as follows:
Have you any children, madam"
Yes, sir, son"
All, indeed! Does he smoker"
No, sir; he has never so much as
touched cigarette"
SO much the better, madam; the
use of tobacco is poisonous habit.
Does he frequent the clubs?"
He has never put his foot in one"
ALLOW me to congratulate you. Does
he come home late?"
Never. He goes to bed directly
after dinner"
"A model young man, madam
model young man. How old is he?"
Two months!"
The good old gentleman babe the
lady good morning and left the car
without a smile.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Why Maruin Was Late at School

Marvin is pupil in the Seventy
seventh street school. He is a new
pupil. He is also a lazy one, so far
as books are concerned, and he finds
it an exceedingly irksome duty to get
over to the school house every morn.
ing at nine o'clock in order that he
may imbibe a modicum of knowledge.
Indeed, sometimes he finds the task
so difficult that in spite of good inten.
tons he does not make the rifle.
Last Monday was one of these unfor.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25

In order to ascertain how often and
for what dollar is spent, a California
society is sending into circulation a
hundred silver dollars, each fastened
to parchment tag, The person into
whose hands one of the dollars falls is
requested to write in blank spaces on
the tag the date, place and occasion
of the transfer of the coin to his pos
session, and then pass it on in the
course of ordinary business. Ten
coins will be sent out by each of sew
eral trades and professions, bankers,
artisans, retailers, and so on. 1t is
hoped that the coins will be returned
according to directions, with all the
blanks filled, to the projectors of the
scheme, and that they may draw
practically scientific" conclusions
about the habits of American purchas.
ers. In school compositions THE Au-
photography of Cent" used to be a
favorite subject, and those innocent
fictions are no doubt the progenitors
of these real travels of real dollars.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
The Noble Company of Helpers.

Great men and great causes have al
ways some helper of whom the out
side world knows but little. Sometimes
these helpers have been men, some
times they have been women, who
have given themselves to help and
strengthen those called upon to be
leaders and workers, inspiring them
with courage, keeping faith in their
own idea alive, in days of darkness
OF their noble company. of unknown
helpers Caroline Herschel was one
Mrs. John Herschel.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
The Teachers Privilege.

What nobler profession can there
be than that of passing on to younger
human beings the best there is in us?
1t is rather a strange contradiction
that while education is highly valued
in our country, teaching on the whole
has less honor than it deserves 1T
is pity that, commonly, more care is
had, yea, and that among very wise
men, to find out rather a cunning man
for their horse than cunning man
for their children" We do not pay
our teachers enough for our own good,
since a liberal salary attracts talent
not only in itself but because it is a
symbol of success. Half a million
Americans are now engaged in doing
what they can with 10000 coo younger
minds. Surely no half million Ameri.
cans are employed in more important
work. Teach self-denial" said Wal
ter Scott tand something might be
sdlu vi OtHeT ViflueS) ana make us
practice pleasurable, and you create
for the world destiny more sublime
than ever issued from the brain of
the widest dreamer" Teach anything
that is good remarks Golfers, and
you touch the depths The ablest and
truest men and women are required -
those who know life and are not
pedants, not machines with notions of
suggestion no higher than the ferule
and the copy-book, The teacher works
with living minds and hearts and
souls. On no man or woman rests a
higher or more inspiring task
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Red Revenge.

so you spurn meh!" he cried, in
wrathful woe. But | shall have my
revenge!"
"Hal hal" laughs the heartless
maiden.
you may laugh now. but wait! In
the four years | have known you. you
have given me six photographs of
yourself Each one of them | shall
have enlarged by the cheap crayon
process, and presented to your vari-
Gus friends and relativesi"
Leaving the frightened girl in a
swoon, the cruel swain departs with
the melodramatic tread of one who
will stop at nothing. -Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Pompous Officer Rebuked.

A certain colonel who was in com
mand of the Perthshire Yeomanry was
at an evening party in Edinbur-h com
planning loudly of his officers, alleging
that all the duties of the regiment de-
volved upon himself. Il am" said he,
ito all intents and purposes my own
major, my own captain, my own lieu
tenant, my own cornet" To say moth
ing of being your ain trumpeter, too ~
remarked grim old Scottish lady
soto voce.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Appropriate Reply.

Mildred-Is it true that you have
broken your engagement with young
Smiley?
Florence-Yes. He was under the
influence of liquor when he called the
other evening but he had the audacity
to call me up by telephone the next
morning and try to apologize.
Mildred-What did you answer?
Florence-Ring off,-Chicago Daily
News
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25

tunate days. When he finally went
skulking into the schoolroom half an
hour behind time the teacher stopped
short the recitation she was conduct
ing and turned her attention to the
tardy arrival.
Marvin she said, severely, why
were you so late this morning?"
Oh said he, brazenly, I've been
busy rounding up the other kids so
they wouldn't be late to school"
n. Y. Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
For Her.

What want pants the comic
opera star who had acquired super
abundance of flesh what want is
a vehicle for the proper display of my
personality, don't want any ordin.
airy"
mo, Miss Fatyette," interposes the
playwright You don't want any or
binary vehicle How would an auto
mobile truck do, in these days of auto.
drama
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25


Some point is given to the demand
of the Hungarian nationaists for an
increase in the Hunesr'an represen-
tation In the consular and diplomatic
service of the dual emp re by late
incident which occurred In New York.
says the Youths Companion. A Hun.
garian who came to America some
years ago without having performed
his military service was summoned to
return and serve his term of duty. He
finally wrote an angry and saucy let
ter in which he asserted his ind epen.
dence under American law. and at
tackled the Austrian military author
ties, the foreign minister, and finally
the emperor The consulgeneral at
New York either through carelessnss
or inability to read Hungarian. sent
this letter on the military authorities
with the formal and stereotypel in.
dorsement: Contents of memorial
agree with facts. and a ceptarce In
recommended.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Princess Has Few Fads.

The princess of Wales has never
cared for any form of athletics, never
gone in to any extent for riding, en-
tirely disapproves of bicycling and is
Indifferent to the destinations of
bridge. She keeps up her music, but is
more genuinely interested in art visit
ing picture galleries is really one of
her hobbies) and she sews during
every spare moment she can snatch
from other duties.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Moderation.
II was a question of diet.

1t was question of diet.
Mr. Doddington!" she asked, turn
ing to appeal to the little man who
sat drinking with her husband. Don't
you think that little meat from time
one?"
The little man paused In my
opinion, Mrs. Golightly,' said he. "a
little food of any kind now and then
does no particular harm"
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Daisies and War.

There were no daisies in the south, .
said a southerner, till after the civil
war. Now we have daisies in profu-
sion, and they are specially abundant
in the regions visited by the northern
armies
"Sherman's march to the sea can be
traced in the summer by broad,
white trail of daisies.
How was the daisy seed brought
south? Undoubtedly it came in the
hay that was shipped from the north
for the horses fodder"
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Endowed Theater for Masses.

Is 1t to be believed that out of our
rich, refined, play-loving population
there are not to be found those with
sufficient enthusiasm or selfsacrifice
to raise whatever money is necessary
to establish at least one ideal expert.
mental theater, with a sixpenny gal.
lery and a shilling pit, all places to
be reserved, and with free perform.
ances at least once week, where the
best works of the best dramatists of
the world could be played by a com.
pany whose primary object was not
to serve as advertisements for the
dressmaker, or be mere incidents in
the scenic splendors of the carpen-
ter's art? What is wanted is faith.
and after faith organization. Even in
this day of doubt and unbelief the
churches can find faith enough to Gre
ate organizations which raise any
amount of cash says W. r. Stead in
World To-Day. | am loath to believe
that the theater-going public is such
a goddess, reckless, worthless set of
selfish looms that it is impossible to
raise out Of their midst a fellowship
of stalwart workers and liberal givers
who will begin the democratic regen.
Grafton of the theater.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
On His Subjects Neck

King Sisawath of Cambodia, who re.
Gently attracted great interest in Pa.
ris, has a very long name, Prea Bat
Samdoch Prea Sisawath Chamchocha.
pong Harirach Brainthor Phouvanay-
kraykeofa Sobapedey. The nearest
English translation of this imposing
title is; He who is the supreme ref.
ugG the being with the sacred feet,
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Confused Emotions.

How is your boy doing at college?"
Well, answered Farmer Corntos.
sci, Il don't exactly know whether to
compliment him or to make fuss.
He came out first in his class but he
was last in a foot race. Washington
Star
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25

the lord, the being most Nlustrious
among the great; the excellent, the
perfect one; the descendant of the
celestial spirits; the handsome and
glorious son of the sun; the splendid
leader of the races; glorious, illus-
trious, perfect and holy emperor OF
the immense capital of Cambodia, who
is the master of all souls and ia placed
upon the necks of ALL"
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
His Dimensions.

What is the Hon. Thomas Rott so
angry about
why, the Weekly Palladium and
Farmers indicator published one.
column cut of him and referred to it
rs a life-siZe portrait Puck
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
His Contribution,

Miss Prattles-Do you ever do any.
thing for other people?
Mr.. Rattles-Umhuh. sometimes
shut up and give them a chance to
'elk.-Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Just the Thinu.

Once on time, in Brazil,
Attacked by a violent chill,
A big alligator
Climbed on the Equator
And enjoyed a comforting grill.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
The Other Way.

Downson-Do you think opportunity
makes the man?
Upps-No Man makes the oppor-
tunity Detroit Free Press
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
MackereI Harvest Decorations.

During harvest festival at the fish.
ing town of Puneknoll, Dorset Eng.
land, mackerel, hung across the chan
eel, formed part of the church decora-
tons.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25
Ta-Ta

There was young maid from afar.
Who ran like the deuce for a car
To her zeal she was martyr,
For snap went her-shoestring-
Too embarrassed for more-so Ta-Tai
Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25

How did you make your wife's 40
quaintance?'
Il ran over her with my automo-
bile. The court decreed that | should
pay her $4,000 damages, and l
thought it was better to marry her!"
--Fliegende Blaetter.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25

20! Alfred, wouldn't it be awful il
they lost their mother, and we had to
bring them up on the bottle?"-
Brooklyn Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1906-12-25

Winks-Most divorces are caused
by common mistake.
Jinks-What Is it?
Winks-Many man in love only
with a dimple or a curl makes the
mistake of marrying the whole girl
Cincinnati Enquirer