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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
PROCTOR WINS IN
HOT RACE FOR
GOVERNOR
DEFEATING DEMOCRATIC cANpL
DATE AFTER LONG AND
UNIQUE CAMPAIGN.
MANY ISSUES WERE UP
And Vast Fortunes Were said to Have
Been Spent TO Get the $4,000 4
Year Joh--Used Posters to
Denounce Opponents.

! MI. Pelier. WI Sept A. Fletcher ID
Proctor son Of United States Senator
Proctor was elected governor of ver.
mont today by about $4,000 plurality
over Perciyal w Clement. indapend.
ent and Democratic candidate
| The returns received from the two
congressional districts OF the STATE
Indicate that Representatives David ii.
Foster and Kittredge Hastlns have
been elected. The leg slatrre win ae
overwhelmingly Republican
Vermons $250.000 campllgn for
governor, which closed today had
everything. from state taxes graft ana
diseased meat TO The Issue of whefhel
one nominee is silk locking" al
| the other IL subject 20 gout was 4 VI
cussed on the stump. or forced npnn
| he peoples attention by circas posi-
ers.
In this contest between Col F'es
cher y. Proctor, of Proctor. the -
publican nominee. mud pereival w
Clement Of Rutland, the NOMINEE of
the Independent Democ ats and Re
publieans, each side accused tha
other of deep laid acheTe TO can.
ture the seat Of Redhel1 Proctor In
the United States senate bY the eK-
pected retirement of the venerable
senator
Nothing has been too small or to,
bis an issue for the eontending faes
tons to seize and 60 PM into bill
beard type TO be spread overNhe barrs
and the wooden bridge walls Of the
remote towns. Both sides billed tn
state as no reckless, prodigal circus
man ever attempted to- and the fa.-
mers have been agha AZ the decora-
lion of their barns by the political
machines.
The hustle for the 81 500 place aa
chief executive of he state has nor
)nly never been equaled for expendl-
lure. but will probably never he dupli.
Gated in years In this state.
Spent s25oooo On Fight
When the polls were closed at c b.
m. there had been sDent bv both sides &
IN aggregate of fully s250G00. il II
esima ed If visible ocular evidence
counts the Republican managers OF
Colonel Proctor's campaign used the
larger fund.
IN the last days Of the strenuous
came the announcement
from the managers Of Mr.. Clement
hat they had evidence that money
had been planted" with Republican
leaders in small towns with the In.
ention as they believe. to use { ine-
at todays election Sinc-
Friday night Mr.. Clement has been
making the assertion in his speeches
hat the Republicans intend to buy
votes by the wholesale 20 save the
ticket.
In reply TO the assertions of con.
emplated vote buying the Ptoct
men said the charg was made 10 av,
he face OF the Clement party and -
prepare for the defeat of Their caadI.
late
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
MILLIONAIRE ATHLETE.
Wins the Hand Of Miss johnson, Bal.
tomore Society Woman.

tBaitimore, Md. Sept i.-The en-
-agement was announced today of Rob
ert Garrett millionaire candidate 70.
congress and former worlds cham
pion discus thrower, 10 Miss Kathar
ma Barker Johnson, of Baltimore.
VI SIS Johnson is the third daughter
OF Or and Mrs. Johnson and made
her debut at the frs Monday german
TWO seasons ago. Garrett is son Of
Mr.. T. Harrison Garrett and a grand
son Of The late John W. Garrett. for
wears President OF the Baltimore AMI
Ohio Railroad. He is a member of
leading clubs and his family is idenu.
fed with the most fashionable so.
cial life Of the cify.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
BURNED TO DEATH
We're the Brothers While Playing and
Mother Was Critically Hurt in
Effort to Save Them.

Cleveland o, Sept 1.-Two chill
dren were burned 70 death and their
mother badly burned and in critical
condition as result Of fire started
by the children playing in a dogshed
this afternoon
Peter and John Quinn bothers. were
burned today in a place in which they
bad locked themselves in 10 hide from
ihe other children 81 the family.
The mother heard t1eir cries and re-
ceirfd h"r Injuries in an effort 10 res
enc them
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
SLAIN FROM AMBUSH
Family Feud Is Said 70 Have Caused
the Killing Of Collins.

Hazard Ky Sept 4-Jase1 Collins
was shot from ambush near here
Collins was en- route to his home
when no was fired upon. three bullets
entering bis body Hasins Miller. an
alleged enemy OF Collins has been ar-
rested. charged with the crime. while
officers are searching the country for
oiher supposed principals The Col
lins and Miller families long have
been al var as ihe result Of an old
grudge. Miller denies all knowledge
Of the shooting.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
BANDIT WAS SHOTBAOLy WRENCHED HER WOODEN LEG


Wawoma Cal. Sept. Three miles
from Ahwahee a Yosemite stage was
held up Yesterday Il was driven ~
Bright Gillespie, who took President
Roosevelt and his party through the
Park on their visit three years ago.
The robber was at a bend in the
road, and told the driver 70 come on
nip. The driver drove until he was lG
few feet Of the robbar then stoppel.
The obher ordered the paszengars
out The driver was told to go on
some SO feet more The bandit then
II ned the passengers mp In the ROAD
Mr. Wor emer Bishop, Of New York.
was the first passenger searched and
$3.50 taken from him Mr.. Bisio2
snapped the robbers picture.
A. r. Orm bee, friend Of Mr.
Bishops from brooklyn N. Y. lost
Sl3 he tolk two napsAots of the
robber Two OF the passengers were
women. They took the hoIaup as
though II was a part of the trip.
A soldier passenger was asked ts
get out of the stage. He had a loa lod
rifle, and rs The bandit was rather
aareles in The manner of facing lhe|
passenger tine soldier took aim. hul
wa prevented from shooting nv bis
elbow passengers, who feared his aim
might not be true and that the obbos
night have accomplicrs.
The Wells Fargo treasure box was
aiken our, rihci and the contonts
lurned It is not known how much iha
'ox contained The United State mali
vas taken out in sarch of another
reasure box, but no. disturbed fur
her. The man is without doubt he
anne one who held up the stage last
ear ia Augu { and This year in July. .
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
UPRISING IN CUBA
GROWING MORE
SERIOUS
AND AT THE BEST THE FIGHT
AGAINST THE INSURGENTS
WILL TAKE LONG TIME.
MAJ0RI1YEA AV0R REBELS
And Two Thirds of Population Are
Said TO Be Sympathizers-G
TIC Uprising Ptanned--Fear
Attack On havana.

I Havana Sept 4 Az the days and
week pass with no appreeiabe dimu
milton OF the revolution the apprahen,
sion increases The most conservative
| testimony from the country di sricts
| of Pinar del Rio. Havana and Santa
| Clara is that two third of the people
in the country and mall towns Of
these provinces are insurgents in sen
timent if not faet
i is generally believed that the
government ultimately will subdue
the insurrection, but meanwhile crops
cannot be developed; and it Is grave
question whether the rebellious spirit
even then can be actually quellad tc
the extent Of restoring he country tC
normal governing status Tne
realization Of this Is the cause Of re-
Inewal Of cnotts for the restoration
of peace.
General Mario Menocal. whom thl
people Trust as one capable OF bring
ing he warning factions together II
such thing Is possible. came tC
Havana today and held two confer
ences with President Palma General
Mcnocal General Cebrec3 and a rev
mer, hants and planters held con
ference tonight to discuss the pro
posal to attempt to open negotiations
with the insurgents, and the two gen
erals tomorrow will call upon the
leaders OF the liberal aad moderate
parties individually and see what II
is possible to 10.
Palma has no objection to thest
efforts but makes no promises or
suggestions on behalf Of the govern
ment
Colonel Ayahos with 600 troops
continues at San Juan de Martinez
where he is expecting cavalry rein
forcements. Pine Guerra appears to
cover most Of the country west Of
Pinar del Rio province. Special at
tention is being given to the defenses
of Havana an dthe city militia is EN-.
ployed in strengthening the works.
The fitting ont Of troops to take the
field against the insurgents Is being
rushed day and night
Army officers admit the seriousness
of the rebellion ami admit that it, |
suppression will be a matter of along |
ime.
The Associated Press is informed
onght f.om authentic sources that
big uprising has been planned to take
'lace shortly in Santiago province
Colonel Sima-' da'achement of rura
-uards today encountered band o
q insurgents ne8v Canasi. in the
western part Of Havana province. Thr
ural guards charged the insurgents
nj Killed two, including the leader
,ntonio Gonzalez. with machetas and
aptnred six
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05

they will have more respect for me
when they find they didn't succeed.
Wants Sullivan Turned Down.
Bryan urged the Democratic candt
dates for office 10 repudiate Sullivan.
and declared that those vino ala net
10 SO were not entitled to the support
If the Democrats Of Illinois. He be.
,ieycd the chances of the success OF
he Democratic candidates would De
increased by their reputation not
only of Sullivan but Of The state com
mittee which Bryan said Sullivan coz
trollcd
Other speakers be des Bryan were
John Temple Graves. OF Georgia.
Mayor Dunno. of Chicago, and Cato
Sells. of Iowa.
New Trust Idea Advanced.
In the course of hls speech this
afternoon az a remedy for trust propo
sition, Bryan declared that he was in
favor of shutting up in the state
which allowed its Incorporation. any
trust that oppressed the people and IA
IoWlhS u To operate IN no other tate.
II would then be in a position &, ca,
mp the state that gave it hith and
that state would hereafter be careful
nos to De eaten up a second time"
Man With Knife &c See Bryan.
y Whit haired man who gave his
name as Samuel Browning and his
residence a. Kentucky" created &.
disturbance among the Bryan vi-Eo-e
IN the lobby of he Auditorium Annex
this afternoon by brandishing a knhc
and demanding To see Bryan. The man
had heel about the hotel nearly all /
day and had several times been acked /
TO leave Al last be tried 70 force his /
way TO Bryan Apartments shouting.
Stand back or 7 will knife soms /
one He was arrested by house Il
ectives and TUNED over TO the police |
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
unlike HIS FATHER
Teddy Jr.. is = Poor Hunter and Gave
Up With Scratched leg After
-Four Days Without a Killing.

Glenwood Springs Colo. Sept A.
Limping slightly on bis Ieft leg
Theodore Roo evelt Jr. came into
Town and went Immediately to a hotel
accompanied by his fried. shawn
Kelly They hai been out eleven
da7s but 80 far have mot succeeded in
getting ans game.
Yesterday young Roosevelt scratch
cd his ie- on some brush and the
wound became iu1ameL SD he DO
cided g. come to Gienwood for medi-
cal treatment A physician examined
the leg and decided not 20 open the
wound u-iH tomorrow. TIE injury i7
nor herious.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
HOUSE BLOWN UP
BY the Troopers to Dislodge the Des
perate Italians Who Caused
Reign Of Terror,

/ Pbnxsutawney, Penn. Sept Ear.
ly glis morning the house a Fiofcnce
in which tbe italian rioters were be-
siesad was a'namited and get aGfe by
the state consiabulary who arrested
two Italians before the flames gained
hcadway
Ia the house was found also deai
Italian with q bullet through his head
The hou.e was destroyed aud with 10
a smail-r one standing close by. While
hu' two arrests have beel made "A
e3rch Is being made for othcre
hno~n 10 have escaped when th.
dynaEiiing OF The house be-.n.
The following i. a list of the Killed
and wounded in the nia last aight
Priyatc Johu Henry Of PHa4ci
Dha. shot through the heart
Private Francis Vahriug,r. of Gosh
acion. lodg iddled with bullets ant
re-. geseued a..,i befose har effort wa
Unidentified Italian. shot ti.rougi
the hear.
The wounded
Private Homer C.. Chambers. oil
Rochester. Penn dying.
Private William a M-.a ~ Var
risburg shot ta.o11l the right foot
George Felitz h IN of rlr
shot through lcg
Sergeant Joseph Logan. Of Dubo /
Who was ar FIRST reported among fae I
injured and whose attempt To maxi I
an arrest ied 10 The battle. was n,t /
hurt
Logan went 20 Florence yoeterdls !
10 arrest an Italian CHARGED wi.a
murder ami while there tried 70 arresf
40 Others who were feniag. r.
'5ilowed them into a house whe- q sa
ittempt was made &C. murde- aim ana
IS Dr. ded be- was fired on Reinfolc
nen.s were called for ami battle
as.inc unai uielt followed. fhe anr .
'eiHg surrounded by troopers and
Eled citizen who naH.I n-n f---|
.r,aE. Uhe- t1e bniid nr was ll1au .
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
Must BE Faid for by Her Husband
Declares the Adefmanic Court
of Allegheny.

pittshmg Pa, Sept lis per.
on's wooden leg part 2f that person.
Does a man who mafries a girl with a
wooden limb also take said wooden
limb for better or for worse?
These questions may be answered
by the courts Of Allegheny county. ar
cording to an appeal which has Just
been taken from the decision Of an
alderman here. DR. Clarence Guckert
IA pittsbarg dentist has been sued by
M r. II M Mckenzie here for the
recovery Of 500, the price of a
wooden limb furnished some year
ago TO a young woman who is now
Mrs Guckert The suit was brought
before Alderman Charles Anderson.
Forme, CITY Attorney s epheu Por.
ter, Of Allegheny appeared for the
defendant, and the ground was taken
that Dr Guckert did not marry The
wooden limb; That the wooden limb
really WIS n5t part Of the now Mrs.
Gucker that il never had been. thai
i was no more a part Of her thaa
was her glove or finger ring. DR.. Me
KcnZio's side Of the argument wa,
that the husband was responsible fol
The b lis of his wife; that when a man
marrioa he is supposed TO assume All
Indebtedness of his wife The argu
ment was advanced that IN case Of his
wife's death the husband would fan |
heir to her property
Alderman Anderson decided that |
iucker should pay for the wooden /
limb of his wief Guckert at once ap /
lealed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05

Est. It endorses Bryan in the fll
lowing plank
we cordially Join in The homa.
coming welcome extended 10 Wnliaia
j. Bryan, We congratulate Bryaa and
the nation Upon the present recoeui
ion OF bis worth. For ten years loyal
Democrats Of Minnesota have ac.
kn1wledeod his leadership in contps.
for the establishment of the common
rights of an the people as against
he vested wrongs and special inter
esis Of few We now view with slI
isfaction the approach Of the logical
leadership in The probable election "
Pryan 10 The presidency OF the United
States
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
"PgeLERse
On Bikes ard IN Wagons Chase Two
Negroes When Woman IS
Shot.

indianapolis Ind. SEPT. f-Mrs
Formedia He.der. a Syrian woman.
living in the colony af 52c Willard
street was shot and nerhaps fatally
injured during a fight between me-
groes at Merrill and Willard streets
this afternoon A mob q Syrisns
chased two nesr1es. Charles and
Frank Reed. throuEh the sfree.s and
allavs but we're r-able 10 catch them.
Officers on bicycles and in wagons
X the negroes IN Kentucky ave-
nue and held the mob at hav A. fbe
hospital The wonan's wound was pfD-
nounced probably fatal hnt she vas
not able 10 Identify either q ths
Reeds.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
MINNESOTA FOR BRYAN.
In Strong Terms and Suggests Gov.
ernor johnson as Running Mate.

Minneapolis Mimi. Sept i-Th,
Democratic state convention today
nominated: Governor John a. John
son. Eeutena-t governor. i. g. Prem
dergast; secretary sf state. p. n
Magnusson: treasurer. David Evans
auditor A. Anes; attorney general
Thomas r. Kane.
In the convention speeches Bryan
was endorsed for president and Gov
ernor Johnson as his running mate.
The suggested ticket was enlhusias-
tcaliy cheered
The platform protests against "gav.
eminent hy Injunction and demands
Of congress laws regulating tho issn-
ance cf iniunctious TO The end that
citizens may -of 30 deprived Of their
constitutional rights BY court orders
The platform declares for hour work
DAY. election Of senators by the direct
vote, revision II the tarif and plac-
Ing truzt made goods on the free
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
DAVIDSON WINNER
In Wisconsin Primaries over Lanroot
While Aylwsrd Leads Marten.

Milwaukee. Wis. sept Governor
Davidson was today nominated 10
head the Republican state ticket de-
feating Speaker Lenroot Of the last
assembly by possibly 20.00o majority.
w. D. Connor Of Mar hfeld. wfs
nominated for lieutenant governor.
For the Democrat. John 4. Ayl-
ward. OF Madison. is leading Zines.
Marion. OF Waukesha fr first place.
John OMear Of Milwaukee seems -
lead for second place.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
SULLIVAN AFTER CANS.

Brf'e. mont Sept -H k1 aTri---
salirau toisF posted g1 i.a for q feHt
win Joe Cans The Butte Athletic
ciub has wired Cans offering a pare
u 5000 for the fgat
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
A Poser.

Question for debating societies.
When q FIRE insurance agent tackles a
BOOB can Fas5cT viii the eausasser ger
bic life insured or viii he sen q
boOk somergilie Journal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05
is the Boston and Her Compartments
Are Filling with Water Report
Says Cruiser is Sinking.

San F'ranci ca, CAL Sept 4.-Thc
Merchants Exchange received a ais.
patch from Seattle saying that nine
Compartments of tAe crui ser Boston,
in Bellingham Bay, are full Of water
and ii Is feared the vessel may sinh.
The report from Bellingham shows
that the cruiser is lying in deep Watef
and has listed five degrees toward the
nort side
The snigstliyec has found seam
three feet iHsaepgth which S admitting
water but has pot yet discovered any
holes " 4te akl The vessel Is be
lieyed xeSbe badly wrenched.
ComiWIhder CoRman is now await
ing ths@arrvai Of tugs 10 tow the
Bo toh to Bremerton lie hopes by
this Neqlis TO reach that port It is
impq# #ible. to make the run under the
crui%r rs,Nn steap as vibration Of
he nEstlt tends 20 spread the
cans
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05

In FL 2iooo9 diSercut species of IN
sects are kHsan u exist On tie earth
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05

THE INEXPERIENCED advertIasr|
fweIIs With pride because hIs adx
make people talk" but the real tesf
OF an advertisement 10, Did il make
them buy? Talk is cheap.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-09-05

THERE ARE VERY FEW homen
OF people in Cairo who read news
papers at all, that The Bulletin does
not reach every day in the year. This
Is susceptible of demonstration In
variety Of ways.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
The Sting.

Il hear your firm discharged you"
Eyes, but | wouldn't mind that so
much if they hadn't added insult to
injury
"How:,
''They advertised for a boy to fill
my place"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
Southern Railway.
SCHEDULE

sc IEDUIE
BETWEEN WASHINGTON ALEXANDRIA, srRAs-
BURG AND HAKRIsoNBURo.
Effective Sept o, 1906.
n. B.-Following Schedule figures are pub.
lished only as Information aud are not guar
anteed.
Grains Nos. 209 and 2is daily; treins Nos. 9Ia,
pa. 2i4, al, 2i5, PIG. daily, week days.J
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
BALTIMORE &OhlO
RAILROAD.
EFFECTIVE MAY ~, 1000.
CHARLES TOWN, w. VA.


ALL TRAINS DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY
For WINCHESTER & sTRASBURG
JUNCTION. Depart 3 AZ a. N. lsnix-
ed). II 10 a. m. 6 o. p. M, ? 90 y, m.
Winchester only Arrive J 81 night
Gas a. n, Winchester onlyl, 10. OF a.
m 6 4s pm
For HARRISONB URG & STAUN
TON, Depart s.as q. m. tmixedl, lilo
a m. o. p. m, (AarrSonburg). Ar
rive So night. 10 az s, M 6 As p. II.
For LEXINGTON, Depart 1910 a. m.
Arrive 10 CO 4. M. 3 IA i. m.
For HAkPERS FERRY. Depart 80
a. M. except Monday & IS a. m.
10. OF a M, as =. m, Arrive 5 70 a.
m, II 10 a. m. Q ~ D. m : Sc pm.
For fiAG kRSTOMN and Way Sta
tions, Depart As a. m, 1902 a. nj.
Arrive ;. so p. N
For FREDERICK. WASHINGTON.
BALTIMORE and Way Stations. De-
part As m 1902 a. m. 8 43 p. N.
Arrive II 10 a. m.
For MARTINSBURG and Way Sta
tious Depart IS a. m. Arrive 50
For CHICAGO, COLUMBUS and
WHEELING, Depart 6.43 p m. Ar
rive lilo q m.
For PITTSBURG & CHICAGO. De
part Io.ca q. M. 43 L. IN. Arrive
q y. IN.
Fer WASHINGTON. BALTIMORE.
PHILADELPHIA and NEW NDeK K,
Depart as 4, M, 10 2 q M. - =.
m and ! 80 night cxcelt Aeneavl
Arrive II ioa m 8 o7p M 50 IA.
Fer CINCINNATI ST LOUIS and
LOUISVILLE. Depait iot2 a. m
GASP. ~. Afilve lI.Ioa m, ~ p m.
". A Seengler. Ticket Agent.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
Money for Sale.
Will Clean. Press and Sew.

The undersigned will Clean and Press Gen.
tseUea,s Glothing in frst-class manner and at
moderate raaes, srd will also take IN Plain
Sewing. Residence South side of West WASH
ington street. two doors east of Weter street.
(Mre.) SALLIE LANCASTER.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
For Rent.
Old Hand at the Bellows

The undersigned has taken cha,ge Of the
Burns Blacksmith Shop on the Berryyille
turnpike. and is prepared to do ali kinds Of
Buggy Work and Repairing. to the satisfac-
ton OF customers. The patronage Of the
good people of that section respectfully So
sicted
June 19-lm r. p KLINE
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27

MANY REQUESTS from Catarrh sufferers who
use atcmizers have resulted in Liquid Cream
Balm, a rev and convenient form of Ely's
Cream Balm, the only remedy for Catarrh
which can always be depended on. Empower
TO alay inflammation. to cleanse the clogged
air-passages to promote free, natural breath
ing, the two forms of Cream Balm are alike.
Liquid Cream Balm is sod by all druggists
for IS cents, including sprayin tube. Mailed
by Ely Bros, Sc Warren Street, New York.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27

ssWomen who stutter are very scarce,
remarked q physician, Il think 1t Is
safe to say that the average person
passes through life without ever meet
ing suffering woman. There are
two reasons for this. First, woman nat
urally--I don't know why lis less liable
to the disease of stammering than man.
Second, if she develops this disease she
sets out with the determination to cure
herself. ana she succeeds. Whereas
careless man, rather than take the
trouble Of cure, win go stammering
ON to the end"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
Just Like Chess.

Hubby-It becomes very trying, my
dear You're always saying check,
check, check, l feel as if life We're a
long game Of chess. Wife Well, Ed
ward, if you don't give me something
1 shall have to pawn, pawn, pawn,
and it would still seem like game of
chess, wouldn't it? Ally Sloper.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
Grocery and Eating House
Iron and Wood Work.

The undersigned has 4 ken The shop Of Mr.
D. A. Phillips. near the b 4 o. Depot IN
Charles Town. end viii DO sill kinds of
BLACKsMITHISG AND
9 NERAL REPAIR WORK
both 10 wood and iron Horseshoeing a spe-
ciaify. Buggies, Wagons, etc.. repaired aud
made as good as new. II you have ANYTHING
in wood Or iron ont Of keller. or bnggv or
carriage top that needs dccfcring. bring il II
me aud see what can do for you.
FEB. by. JAMES 7. LITTLETOH.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27

We've often heard about the mean
est man, but l happen to know the
meanest woman"
"Whos she?"
"The one who goes to weddings and
slyly removes the cards from the pres
ents, SO that the bride can never know
which of her friends it was who gave
her the plated butter knife. "-Chicago
Record Herald
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1906-11-27
sarcaatic.

That's my best work." said the poet
after reading the verses to Crittick
I'm thinking 81 having it copyrighted.
copyrighted: said Crittick. II
were you I'd have it patented."-San
Francisco Call.