The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1906-06-03
6E,e Dailp ArOmorritf.
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bonn, ie1 years later. asked her crack
sschcRnr. well, Andrew how much do
ruA remember of all my lessons?'
I'M ma'am, them never a word d'
'-Oh. andrew, Andrew! And have
Yna susguiteu all about the sun, the
rn,E,n and the stars, the day and
niriu. and the seasons
"Ch. no. maam, do remember
DOW anj you set them ON the school
yrs,m fable and Mars was a red
ssouebcrry and ! ate him.'-Ex-
sshanssc
Dn1ns the War of the Rebellion,
yvhcn b became necessary to draft
rpss Tor the army, a recruiting OH.
err. Parker Mears by name went to
an islAni on the coast of Maine call.
sd IAoBh's island. It claimed to be
:pIaHaitDn-
~ fhc boat neared the shore a tall
tlTsAvzg female, the mother of several
ssialS ati sons, appeared on the rocks.
and az the officer set foot on shore
ssfrTnfy demanded his business
-afig men for Uncle SAM" he an.
suerS,d
:.Htar Immediately began to pelt him
vSiih mg hmd potatoes. and they
sars 20 fast ana furiously that ne
'sas DbliEeh to Zee to the boat and
INV away as fast as possible.
Mr. Nears. when a little excited.
s4miUreu 1adly. Relating the exper.
feBce. he ended 1t with: "G-g.giye her
EopapDp potatoes e-enough, a.aa.aud
rsi an sdpcD t.t.ttake RiRtRichmond.
---BszIDi Herald.
Mr. -OLic. % -blue.blood" from Vir.
asinis. had recently moved to Wash
&nEnuI where he purchased hand.
sNIinu housc on a fashionable street;
bni. AS IS often the case In that city.
sgmsl8 frame houses were m close
f1guEiNity. and from these houses
numrrnu8 little urchins issued and
ojs,FH1 on the pavement near his
aUnn.
II4iiIe Beverly Ogle aged six. watch.
s.d the children longingly. one day
bis father saw him playing with one
~ IN dirtiost OF these little boys lie
CnlIs,i ihc child to him
did J not forbid your playing with
thosr children" said he sternly to
his Eun
''ysg 1nher. you did; but Robbie is
a viTlSnian; you said bad boys"
M Ogle was silenced.-Lippln
spff'A
'"Iinw do Aldrich and his friends
feel Ovc7 this?" was asked OF Sen.
sr,1s D5liyer when the Allison amend
aneur vas read Il really don't
TInJw." replied the junior senator from
IOWA u suppose they feel about like
.InsiJS Hubbard of our state the morn
rag after Cummius beat him In the
Cedar Rapids convention. Hubbard
s-nrzn doNn early and sought a place
Sd y7szreshment. The barkeeper sym
tbssieany asked him what he would
FEzvr. thinking 10 cheer him up lit
Gls An ! want this morning, said
tia ja5Ee gratefully is a glass of
Ise water and few kind words. -
Kansas City star y.rr
~s-.s- t.-'~
There's nothing like sense of hui
1nDr.- said Rear Admiral Buhler at
Atlantic City. In a woman, In "A sol
-:,sr- n a 81, 1r a. a cler', n sChGe
IN ipTzsu ii a help and a blessing
tinoIa;h life.
M LhH same time, even a sense OF
hnIDur may exist In excess |, for my
xliy-l. sfDuldn't care 10 have so great a
HHEss' nj humor as British soldier |
o1Sr htsird about.
Thin snlder was ordered to b.
iTpsEs5i- 1sIIi1g the logging he laugh
90 sI11innAlly The lash was laid on
all N harder, but under the rain OF
sIOws Ihe soldier laughed like a man
at an n. ~. Davis farce.
uhsu are YOU laughing at?' the
BsTEEAni hnally asked.
why the soldier chuclled, I'm
Zee WrDng man kansas City Star.
NM many men were as ready In
SsGslv As was the late Patrick Collins.
Anssytssh Boston. At the very open.
sIIs az his mayoalty came fin proof
at this
ThaEs WAS a knock at the door ~
tln. 1R-xnicipal chief executives office
ssnsi N FgspoBse TO Mr.. Collins Come
In' sntered a diminutiye messenger
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