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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-03-06
AIexanora Gazette,
TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 9. 1905


This story is told Of Alexandra Dt-
mas. II Ia we'll known that he coulo
not refuse a request--at least not or
ten. One day he gave man letter
10 one of his intimate friends In brus-
sells The friend, wealthy merchant
received him as though he had been
Dumas own brother, introduced MN
10 his circle of acquaintance, placed
his stable at the mans disposal ana
did everything In his power TO make
life pleasant for Dumas friend. After
,be lapse OF fourteen days the man
a denly disappeared and with him
,l,,. best horse In the merchants stable.
Six months later the merchant visited
Dumas and thanked him for the Kino
of people he recommended to his CON
alteration. Dear friend" he added
"your friend Is a shark. He stole the
best horse In my stable" Astonishso'
Dumas raised bis hands toward heaven
and cried, What, he stole from you
too
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A Broad Hint.

Sir Andrew Agnew OF Lucknow q
well known Scotch baronet, was long
pestered by an impudent sort OF per
son. who insisted OH being constantly
"underfoot." Finally, however, he
dropped of, and Sir Andrew was ask
ed how he got rid Of him.
oh said he, Il gave him broad
hint"
"a broad hlnt?" repeated the In
ouirer. Il thought he was one Of those
who never could be induced TO take
one"
by ma saul" said Sir Andrew, he
was obleeged to TAX it! For as the
chiel wadna gang DOT at the door l
Just threw him DOT of the window"
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Bounty For scaIps.

During the French-Indian war of
1854 the French offered a bounty for
British scalps In the same year a
bounty OF 600 each was offered by the
authorities of the several colonies. In
1865 Massachusetts granted bounty
of $40 for every scalp Of male Indian
over twelve years OF age and go each
for the scalps Of women ana children.
In 1874 John Penn. grandson Of VIII
liam Penn and governor Of Pennsyl-
vania, offered Il bounty OF $3.50 for
every Indian buck" killed and scalped.
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In Far Counties.

When the shower came up the artist
who was walking through New Hamp
shire on a sketching tour, sought shsi
ter under tree, where he was soon
Joined by another wayfarer, man oil
middle age, who looked a sort of better
class tramp, and indeed was one.
The two entered into conversation
and It came out that the wayfarer was
a harness maker by vocation, but
rover by prediction.
yes" he said, I'm rolling stone
I'm never happy in one place. I'm here
today and gone tomorrow There AIM
any fossil about me. I'm on the move
all the time. The world is made tc
see. say. and I'm bound to see all
can Of IT,"
The artist began to think that he had
fallen In with a modern Marco Polo
and by way Of leading up TO some In
terestlng anecdotes Of the antipodes hs
remarked:
you must have been quite a trav
eler."
well. that's about So" the mar
modestly replied. 81 reckon l could
ind my way over New Hampshire
with my eyes shut. and was once two
months In Vermont"
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The ,Ien.Inr OF symnnthx.

1t was c,eyer Frenchwoman who
said: Those WHO have Uttered much
are like those who know many Ian
guages. They have learnel to under
stand and TO be understood by many.
1t is an impossib.lity TO fully sympa-
thize with anOthers experience unless
II has been at some time ones own
In trouble or grief we turn instructive
" to some one whom we know has
been through the same experience. 1t
Is the old human longing for compan-
lonship that shows itself. The feeling
Ia strong within us that she will feel
and know with me. Therein lies the
meaning Of sympathy"
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OPENING AND CLOSING OF MAILS

Northern mails, week days, close at z IS,
So and ii 90 q. NJ. and 200, 6 10, s 10
and 10 10 D. N. Open at 8 00a a. M, 200 IN,
and 80 p. m. On Sundays Northern mails
close at 9 90 a. m, 2 90 D. m. and 20 d. m.
Southern mails via Charlottesville close at
40 and 10 20 a. M, and 200, $50 and 10 Is
! p. m. Open at 90 a. M. and $50 and 4 30 d. III.
Southern mails, via Richmond, close at
10 20 a. n:., and 40. 6l0 and 10 Is D. m.
Open at a. m. and and d. m.
Manassas Division mails close at 7 Is q. m.
and 3 20 p. m. Open at ICON.
Alexandria and Round Hill mails close at
80 a. N. and 10 p. m. Open at 800 q. M.
and s 80 o. m.
Chesapeake and Ohio mails close at 200p.
nl: ~2d 10 10 p. m. Open at SO0s. N. and
6 30 D. m.
Washington mails close at us, S55 and
ii W q. m, aud 200, 6 10, 823 and 1890
p. N. Open at 5 90 q. M, IL 90 m. and % p.
N. and 30 p. m.
Office HOurs-Open at 100 a. m. Close at
500 D.. m.
Sunday Hours-Orsn at sOOa. m. Close
at 10 100 a. m.
Carriers Schedule Collection made on In.
side routes-6 80 and 1000 a. m. and % and
30 p. M. Full route-6 30 a. m. and 80 p.
m. Sunday collection 500 p. N. Carrlers
window open Sunday 900 a. NJ. and close
1000 a. IN.
Deliveries made 90 a. m. l p. m. and Ais
o. m.
Al mail should be in the Office 'en minutes
before our indicated time for elosi1g.
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PROPOSALS.

OFFICE OF CONSTRUCTING QUAP-
" termasier, U. $. Army, Fort Hunt, Va.
February o. I9O6.-Sealed proposals, in
trplicate, will be received at this Office until
" O'Clock noon March q, 1906, for the Ex'
tension of the Water Distribution System at
Fort Washington, Md. Information regard.
ing plans and specifications may be obtained
at this office. The names of the manufacture
ers Of the material to be used in the perfo M
ance Of the contract are required to be stated
in the bid unless manifestly impracticablt to
do so. Proposals must also stats the date
upon which bidders will commence upon the
work and the date of the termination Their 81.
Proposal. must be marked Proposals for the
Extension of the Water Distribute System
at Fort Washington, Nd" and addressed
TO LIST Lieut.. WILLIS K. VANCE, Arty Corps,
U. $. Army. Constructing Quartermasier,
Fort Hunt. Va. mari ,2,3,5, 24,26
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RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

schedule effective February IL. 1906.
Trans leave Southern Railway Station
Alexandria:
1874 M--Daily-Local for Harrisonburg
Warre..en. nsnville and way stations.
HOS A. M.-Washington and Florida unit J,
ed Sleeping cars between New YORK anu
Jacksonville. Through hrst-eiass eoannss
between Washington and JacksonSiilleI. .a at
Tor oars week DAYS Washington TO Pinehurst;;
IN, inc ear service between Washington ana
Columbia. an nj.
II32 a. NJ aily-U. S. Fast Mail. Firsl
class coaches and drawing-room sleeper &c
New Orleans. Dining car service.
Ais p, M.-Week Days-Local for hsi
rIsonburg and way stations on MANASSAS
branch
SIG ?. M.-Daily-LOcal for WArrenton ano
Charlottesville.
Zip. M.-Week Days-Southern's Palm
Limited soil Pullman train. electric
| lighted. Through seepers to Aiken, Au-
gusta, Savannah, Jacksonville and 81. Au-
| gustne. Club and observation cars. SOUTH
ern Railway dining car service.
TAI p. M.--Daily-New York ard Atlants
| Express--First class coach to Atlanta; sleeper
| to Columbus, Ga. Mondays, Wednesdays ano
! FRIDAYS Sunset Route Tourist sleeper Nssh
ington to San Francisco.
1907 p. NJ, No. 33-Daily-New YORK ano
Florida Express. Through coaches ano
sieepers to Columbia, Savannah and Jackson
Vile. Sleepers to Augusta and Port Tampa
| Dining car service la carte.
1Ol7 Z. -Daily-Washingto and Snat
tanooga Limited (via Lynchburgl. FITS
class coach and sleeping ear TO Roanoke
I. Knoxville. Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
/ err to Birmingha and New Orleans. DINING
ear service.
Ii:O2 p. .-Daily-Washingto and South
western Limited. All Pullman train, clui
ear TO Atlanta observation cars TO Atlanta.
Macon Sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta, Macon
| Birmingham and New Orleans. Dining cal
| service
Through trains from the South arrive ut Al
exandria GLE, 9:S5. 9 80, 9:57 Except Mon,
days. and las A. NJ. auc 2:iS, 9:l3 and 9:SS
| p. NJ. daily. From Har risonburg 1888 A
| NJ. week days and 1903 p NJ. daily. From
| Charlottesville 1903 A. NJ. ano from Lynch
/ burg 9;03 p. NJ. daily.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria s:2l A. NJ, l:4O, and
4:5i P. NJ. week days for Bluemont 6:3l
| p. N for Ieesburg 900 A. NJ. and ADJ Z
| N on Sundays only for Bluemont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
man reservation, etc., apply TO WILLIAM =
| LEHEW, ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
| II. B. SPENCER, General Manager.
| S. Fl. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
| w. II. TAYL0E, Gen. Passenger Agent,
! L. S. BROWN, General Ageat.
Washington, d. c.
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FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS

An OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty wears by millions Of
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with perfect success. 1t soOthes the child,
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every part Of the world. Twenty-Five cents 0
bottle. Its value is incslculAble. Be Surs
and AJAX for Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup
and take no othez kind.
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Dew. AitcheSOn,
Office: 1O7 South Royal Street
;eII Phone 80. Capital CITY 70
noy27 tf
ONE TO SIX ACRES EACH.
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The Suns special correspondents through
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make ii the greatest newspaper that can be
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Its Washington and New York bureaus are
among the best in the United States, and give
the Suns readers the earliest information up
on all important events in the legislative and
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The Farmers Paper.
The Suns market reports and commercial
columns are complete and reliable, and put
the farmer, the merchant and the broker in
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The Woman's Paper.
The Sun is The best type OF a newspaper,
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The Breath OfLife.

It's significant fact that the strongest ami
nal of its size, the gorilla, also has the larg;s
lungs. Powerful lungs means powerful crea
lures. How to keep the breathing organs
right should be mans chiefest study. ike
thousands of others, Mr.. Ora A.. Stephens
of Port Williams, O.. has learned how to de
this. She writes: Three bottles Of DR.
Kings New Discovery stopped my cough Of
two years and cured me Of what my friends
thought consumption. oh, it's grand for throat
and lung troubles" Guaranteed by T.. 5.
Leadbeater & Sons. druggists Price SOC and
$1.0n Trial bottle free.
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A Chicago Alderman Owes His Elec
tion 10: Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy.

al can heartily and conscieDtiously
recommend Chamberlain Cough Remedy
for affections OF the throat and lungs, "
says Hon. John Shenick, 22O So; Peoria
St., Chicago. 1.-TWO years ago during a
political campaign, | caught cold after
being overheated, which irritated my
hroat and / was fDally compelled t.
stop, as l could not speak aloud. 10
my extremity a friend advised me to use
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. | took
two doses that afternoon and could moi
believe my senses when | found the next
morning The Inflammation had largely
subsidized. | took se7eral does that day,
kept right on talking through the cam
paigu, and thank this medicine that
won my seat in the Council" This
remedy is for sale by Gibson 4 Timber
man and w. F. Creighton * Co.
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Washington, Alexandria {
Mt. Vernon Railway.
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA.

LhANE ALhAANOniAs
For Washington, from corner Prince anC
Royal streets, week days at $40, 6 10x, 6 20
95x s As, COX, Z 10, 72Ox, z 30, 50x, s CO.
Il 10 and II 40 a. n, II 20, 1245, 100, 30
/ 45, 2 10, 9 As, 90, 80, 8 Is, 10, IS, 1904
5 10, 5 20, So, 5 40. 600, 6 10, 6 80, 6 So
7 10, 80, 30, 10, 80, 1880, II 10 and II Sc
p. n,
saturdays only, 6 Ask, l5x and 10 10x p. M
Sundays-7O co, $40, 10, geo, $50, 10 10
10 As, II Is and IL 45 0. M, IL 10, II 40, 05,
20, 1 40, 200 220, 2 40, 3 90, 800, 8 40, 400,
4 20, 4 40, 8 90, 8 20, IA, 90, 20, 40, Z 90,
20, 7 40, 8 90, $50, 40, 9 10, 9 so. 10 80 and
IL IL p. IN.
LEAVE WASHINGTON.
For Alexandria, from the corner of Pennsyl
yania avenue and 18th street, week days, 6 20
45x, 6 SO. 40, 20x, Z 80, Ask, IS, 1926
II 30 a. m. II 90 moan, Il 10 II 35, 90. %
1 So, 200x, 2 30, 20. 80, 400, 4 rs, oox
40, Ask, sos, 5 15x 25, 5 Ask, s 90, 6 l5x
80 6 45x, 200. 40, $50, $50, go, $50,
10 30, II 10. IL so y. M. and ~ 30 a. m.
Saturdays only, 7 BOX, 9 COX and II COX p. m
Sundays 80, 8 40, 900, 9 80. l0l 10, 10 40
100, $50 a. m, 1900 noon. 1880, 90,
1 20, 40, 200, go, 2 40, 3 90, 3 20, 40, 4 90,
20, 40, 5 90, 800, 5 30, 800, s 20. 40, 20 f,
700. 740, 800. $50, $40. $50, 1880, II 10
al II 50p.m
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, weel
days, 40, 652, $50, 80, IL 32 a. M, ~ 80,
70 80, 3 30, 447, 5 40, Z 05 and 90j D. m
Sundays 90, 80, 10 Al, II 40 a. M, IL 40,
40. 240 3 40, 4 AZ, Z %, 8 % and 10 % p. m.
FOR ARLINGTON.
Leave Alexandria 10, 735, 800
8 80, 10 90, 10 20, IL Is, II 40 a. M, II 20, l
As, 210, 2 40, $50, 3 90, 435, $40, 8
8 so, S., 7 so p. m.
sundays--s 10, 9 30, 10 10, 10 As, Ill Sill
a. NJ, II 10, II 40. O5, / 20, 9 90, 2 20. 2 40,
$50, 3 20, 3 40, 4 90, 4 20, 500, 40, 20, 7W
and 40p m.
FOR RossLYN
Leave Alexandria for Rosslyn, week day.
no. 735, $50, 900, 1000, 1925, IL &C
a. m., 90, .24N, 345, 4S5, 10, 545,
80 SO and 7 so p. m.
Sundays 10, 9 80, 10 10, IL is a. m. u Is,
20, 2 20, 3 20, 4 20, 40, zoo ano 7 40 p. m.
Baggage checked and carried on the follow.
ing trains from Alexandria for Washington
week days: $50 and 10 25 a. M, 1 90, 8 90 and
10 p. nj.
Sundays Is a. m. and 20 p. m.
Parcels carried.
Freight carried daily, morning and evening,
in each direction. No freight accepted unlesf
delivered at the station at least 30 minutes be
fore the departure Of the freight trains.
CLARENCE P. KING, J. COLvIE,
President. Superintendent.
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Cola That XIII. and Cold That Cure.

Cola That Kills and Cold That Cures.
In England severe cold generally
kills a good many people. In certain
parts of North America cold still more
severe puts new life into them. 1t re-
qulres no augmentation to show that
there must be definite reason for this.
The chief reason is that English cold
is mostly damp, while In North Amer
lea II is mostly dry. There is the great
est difference In the world between dry
air and damp air. The former Is usu-
ally air pure and simple. possessing a
full quantity Of oxygen and otten
charged highly with ozone. The latter
consists Of air mixed with the vapor or
water. When the former air. fully
oxygenated. Is breathed it stimulates
more powerfully than chamnagne. Inc
latter. less oxygenated and charged
with vapor OF water. not only does not
stimulate. but depresses.-Public Opln-
I'm
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EnRIand,a CurinnffY shops,

Many OF the curiosity shops planted
in the back streets Of most country
towns In England are simply kept up
by large London firms, who, from a
prolonged study Of human nature, have
discovered that people who are shy Of
buying old furniture or old silver In
Bond street or Piccadilly are ready
and eager purchasers Of precisely the
same objects at a rather higher price
when they come upon them in the back
streets Of country town.
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Washington Southern Ry

Schedule in effect Jan. 3. 1903.
Trains leave station western end OF
Prince street for Washington and points
north at OIL and 80 a. M, 1921, 253, 7O7,
S1S, and II 80 p. M, week days.
Sundays 80 a. M, 1921, 7O7, 5 49, and
! 80 p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond aak points
south at 448, 757 (lOcal), and II @ q, m
400, OF (local), and Al p. m, wsfk days.
(local), and Al p. m.
Accommodation for Quantico z 81 q. m. Sun.
days only, 4 AZ p. m. week days and 3 80 p
N. except Saturdays.
NOTE Time of arrivals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. D. DUKE, c. w. CULP, w. P. TAYLOR
Asst TO Pres't. Gen'l Supt. Traf. Mgr.
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The Ministers Response.

A well known minister Of a kirk In
Glasgow was one day passing along
the High street when he was accosted
by a crowd Of street gamins. one Of
whom said mischievously, but with be-
coming gravity, Dye ken, minister,
the dell is deed?' The minister made
no immediate response, but ON the
whole crew reIterating the cry, "The
de'iPs deed. The de'irs deed" he
turned and, raising his Outstretched
hands, as II to pronounce blessing.
reported, 'Ach, We puir leetle faithless
bairnsw
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Alexandrians Going TO Florida

will find the Southern's Palm Limited the
best snd most convenient train. This mag
nifeent train. composed Of the newest Pull.
man Club. Compartment, Sleeping, Library
and Observation Cars, with Southern Rail
way high-standard dining-car service, is bril-
lisntly electric lighted throughout and stops
regularly at Alexandra in each direction.
Leaves Alexandria I'LL p. m. daily. except
Sunday. For full information apply to
VIM. G. LEHBw, Ticket Agent
ian29 tmarSl Alexandria, Virginia.
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The soothing spray of Ely's Liquid
Cream Balm, used in an automizer. is an I'M
speak able relief to sufferers from Catarrh.
Some Of them describe ii as Godsend, and
no wonder. The thick, foul discharge is dis
lodged and the patient breathes freely. per-
haps fer the first time in weeks. Liquid
Cream Balm contains all the healing. puri-
flying elements Of the solid form, and it never
fails to cure. Sold by all druggists for 75c,
including spraying Tube, or mailed by Ely
Bros. IS Warren street, New York.
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AUCTION SALES.
By R. Knox. Auctioneer.

By X. +. Knox. Aucti0neer.
RY VIRTUE OF A DECREE OF THE
- orperdtion Court of Alexandria city,
Virginia, rendered on February 10, 1906 in
the chancery cause OF William ii. Hoeke,
who sues, etc VS.. ". J. Wines adminstra-
tor. ct ais, the undersigned Special Commits
siorers Of Sale will sell at public auction at
~ O'clock m,
SATURDAY, MARCH II, 1906.
in front Of the Royal street entrance TO the
Market Building, Alexandria, Virginia. the
following real estate, Of which Miletus j..
Wine died seized: ALL THAI LOT OF
GROUND WITH THE IMPROVEMENTS
THEREON, in the city Of Alexandra, State
of Virginia, and bounded and described as
follows: Beginning at point on the west
side OF Alfred street 80 feet south OF Gibbon
street. and running thence south on Alfred
street 20 feet; thence west parallel with Glib.
bon street IS feet, more or less; thence north
parallel with Alfred street IS feet inches to
A and P. Dryers line; thence east parallel
with Gibbon street Is feet; thence north paral.
lei with Alfred street ! loot inches, and
thence east parallel with Gibbon street so
feet to the beginning. together with all ap.
purtenances TO the fame belonging.
Terms Of Sale Of the purchase money In
cash and the residue in two equal instalments
at six and twelve months from the date Of
sale. The deferred instalmenH 10 bear inter-
est at the legal rate and to be secured by the
notes or the bonds Of the purchasers thereof
and the retention Of the tie until the pay
ment Of the purchase money in full
JAMES r. CATION. JR.,
SAMUEL P. FISHER,
Commissioners Of sale.
This is to certify that James R. Cation. jr.,
one Of the Commissioners Of Sale. has execut-
ed the bond required il this suit.
CHARLES BENDHEIM. Clerk.
By NEWELL S. GREESAwAY, ID. Z.
MARI Is
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LEGAL NOTICES.

VIRGINIA. In the Clerks Office Of the
Corporation Court Of the City Of Alexan.
dria, on the 18th day Of February, 1906.
Ethel y. Chadwick
VS.. In tnancery.
Ferdinand G. Chadwick
Memo. The object of this suit is to obtain q
divorce vnculO matrimoni and for general
relief
1t appearing by an affidavit filed in this
cause that the defendant, Ferdinand 9.
Chadwick, is nonresident of this State 1t
is Ordered That said defendant appear
here within fifteen days after due publication
of this order, and do what is necessary TO pro-
tect his interest in this suit, and that a
copy of this order be forthwith inserted in
the Alexandria Gazette, a newspaper pub
lIshed in the City of Alexandria. once week
for four successive weeks, and posted at the
front door Of tho Court House Of this city.
A copy-Teste:
CHARLES BENDHEIM, Clerk,
By NEWELL :. GREENAwAY, ID. c.
Darlington, Lipscomb and Ellison p. q.
fehl3 w4w-tu
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The UngratefuI Ones.

"Do you think 1t pays to be gener.
Ous?" said the man of doubtful mind.
'fWell, hat depends" replied the phi
lanthropist ITO tell the truth. 1t isn't
the money I've given away that | re-
greet: it's what I've lent"-Detroit Free
Press.
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NeW-York Daily Tribune.

If YOU are looking for a daily history Of the
world, carefully collated and sifted and
presented in the most attractive form that the
facts and the laws of good taste will permit,
you cannot make any mistake in reading The
Tribune every day. 1t contains special arti-
cles on nearly every subject which is supposed
TO interest intelligent aud clean-minded peo-
pie. With The Sunday Tribune goes hand
some Illustrated Supplement and Magazine,
with colOred covers, equal to anything sold
for ten cents
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The COnditiev. differ.

Husband with Whea
I'm at home you are forever hammer
ing at that piano or else your tongue is
running like trip hammer. 1t wasn't
so before we were married. Wife-No,
II wasn't. Before we were married
you held my hands so couldn't play
and kept my lips 80 busy that /
couldn't talk.
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when the stove Preached

Ode preacher wuzn't feeiln' good last
meetin' day, an he made de stove
preach de sermon"
made de stove preach"
"Yes; made 1t redhot fun top ter
bottom an den top he sinners ter take
a good look at It an 90 ter thlnkin'!-
Atlanta Constitution.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-03-06
UncOnsciousneas,

shes the most unconscious girl I
ever saw"
well. why shouldn't she be? She's
pretty and knows Il: she's clever and
knows II. and she's good and knows It..
What has she TO be conscious off,
Puck.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1906-03-06
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