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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22
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iiun tbciIpciic 5crit6rt.

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2uit geil6gen. @hpu elm
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miro in Eanamu ietirt. G8fo.
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SilnaIinge aui einer Don ibnen
gefoperten 0ampiiadt. Der
bel !MiomaD SsIano 9citrauoete
Gampicr n0tongolia" lpieoer
ilott. 9iltlieQ Cages Grben
pcrtrogen iid.
&nornillc, Gcnn, 81. Sept. -
GoS Stobtcbcn ,Sellico, meldeS tbeils
IN &cntllfp, tbeilS in Scnncliee, ge-
nan altf Der 8rcn5e, liegt, puroe
beute oird cine 0pnomit.grploiion
tbeiliueiie 5crltort. 3oS 9pnomit mar
oui einem @oggon Der oQoiliSpiQc 4
9toipillcs9obn" perlooen, ilnb oie Or
pIoiion ioa, lpic Serr Gpons, 8ene.
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9obn, bebnitptct, oilrcb orei WtGnncr
peribuloct moroen icin, pelbe oen
@dggon ais 3ielihcibe benllBtcn.
Cine 9ln5obl Mcniten oeren 3obl
ueri6ieoenartig oltf ichs biz fiin3ebn
angegeben miro, fam mrs 9eben uno
80 bis 80 onoere Eerionen ipurocn
perlebt 9.lon idGbt oen pcfllniGren
Sdoocn oitf $1,000,000.
Giner bier eingetroiiencn Spc5iul.
3epeihe 5uiolge iino elf 2eidcn auiz
geflnoen lporoen. Die Sooten limo:
Sobn Goof, @nggon.Snipetfor ser
sSoutbern.9obn"; Geo. MofinS,
9robtiponner bcr yGdlt Scnneliee Se-
lepbonc Co.; 8olter 9ioNerS, Glerf
Der nllniteo Golo Storage 8ores
1ouIe"; 5lpci gteger, Nomens Spbn
@orbon nno Somes Sborp; @m.
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3 Sabre alt; SoS. SiepnoIbS, Soicpb
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StGbtden, iinb cuttpeoer oenlolirt
ooer idiuer beihdbi9t. Ger Union
9obnbof Scr nSottbern goilmop"
iuto Der .2ollispine & Ioibpille-
gobn," etlpo 100 DoroS bon Dem
S6olplobc Der Grploiion, lie9t IN
Triinnern., Die @rploion ereignetc
iid nilf Der Gentiltper Seitc ser
@ren5e, un6 oort lit Die @erbeerlng
am S6limlniten. Gtluo Der licbentc
9beil Der 9cpolfcrilng 1T obbo6los.
Ger @oggon, oeiien Saorng Ipnonit
an Die ,Huno Eomber 60" cpnlgnirt
mar, fam aus Der 9i1tung bon
GnorpiQe lno mar oui Elm Gc6enge.
leiie gebra6t tporoen. Gin 20 SUB
ticfes uno 30 Sub I'M 0ur6meiier
entboltenoes God fenn5eidnet Die
Stelle, on luelher Der Woggop ltano.
Sellico 5enn., q. September.
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6elte Nohniitog oen @oupcrncur
Gor ourd cine Iepeibe, cine Gomr
pognie Stootsmili5 nod) &norpiae ~
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mo Die Jillbe 81 erbolten Iie 3ubl
Der Gobtcn lit olf II geitiegen. Dc:
sSnqueit nobm nm 4 llbr Hohmittog
icinen 9lniong.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22

sSm ). 9rpan bielt seItern
cine Heoe im p9iiou 5beater" ali
Birmingham, 9la.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22
Gin ;iderer 9emeis.

9roben bon Mnateiis. benz unfebbaren Seil.
mtteI bet Sdmorrboiben iperoeii bon .. 9lem
ieoe abreiie aefanof Iiefe gereituiliaiet 1T
Der bette ee!peiS hafir. oab slndieiis eine uDs
iolui ailperIdfiiae glr5nei eeaen. biees anaIoole
geioen IT,. Eie Genailnfen giaenfbimer oeS
WiitteIs ipiirben bod font eeiuiB nic9t oas gln'
erbieien MAIDEN. erit einen Sepcis III leiern,
ebe iie traenopeIcpe 3abun9 oerInneen. gSer
fd1enit end, ieine Belt nno fein G5elo, ipeHn CT
feiues 9rfUlaes nicbt aar3 fiber iIi2
(ETpSuq&El 7+s
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22
3uei ll:berscidmappte fapern elm,
Tampfjad,t.

u tem Oorf. 21. September. -
3pei uermlltbli6 geiiteSgeitorte ilmse
Wtanner bcItiegen beute iriib Die an
einen Fier an Der Sit.2l. StraBe
liegenoe, Dem 9anfier e. n. did ge.
borige 9ampiiabt hglia," oirb.
i1nltten Ole 5nue utO trieben nit
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22

friiiten 81 pereinigen. 6crr Soit bot
oemScrnebmen nuh ocmFrGIiOentru
Hpoiepelt genelbet, ooB cir an 9lnor,
die grcn5cnOer 3ltitono nuf ser gan-
gen Sniel berridt NIT 9lusnobnte Ell,
niger @cgenoen al Der &iiite. Wt0n
ipciB, Dob cr cntidIoiicn lit, iib ob.
iolrt olti feline llnterbonollngen nit
bcrpoiineten Snlurgentcn cin3uloien.
Ser 8encralitob bat eincp
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22
Stein Erusef iiber Ruiiea Saae's
HadIlas.

y etu y orf, 2i. September. =
Huiiea Cages Seitalnent iuuroe
bente Dem Surrogate 9eritt unter.
breitet uno obne Gonteit aceeptirt.
Gie slntpGIte ser Seitumentspoa.
ltreder tbeilten nit, Sran Gage beab-
iidtige, allen in Dem 1eitament be-
oahten geamten Ben ooppelten ge.
trag oes ibnen uerlndhten 2egats
ai,sSisablen. wenn oieielben bon ei.
Dem Gonteit abit1noen. Iie Vertre.
ter Der Seruanoten erfIdrten ii6 oa.
nit einperitanoen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22
Sl2aoluaD's
~ YiQell

iino ren peacabIiiCb miio adn3 suberIdilie
Neiuirfen toIIfommene @eronairns, poaitdnoiae
gbiorbirung mo aeiuuoe JleeeImdBiafeit
3ur aur uou alien aeioen nes W,agens, ber
@eodrme, ber Hirreu, ber gfaie. npn nersBfen
aranfbeiteu, SamprrboiSen, aopf,ueB nnS ailtm
qeberfeieem.
4reis % Gents bie 5tbnhteI. gsiro bon al.
len apoibeIern periauft uns per goIt nacb
9mpfang oeS eetrnaes perfanpt.
giao,uag & 80, 80 Sim 2irube, Qcip, ,yorf.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1906-09-22

air ale aranfheiten uoH osr erfranften &c.
Der pernriadt pie 3artistbisfeit. yfdHnngsn,
edwinbef, Gupiihmer5en etc., nebme Hlant
Riter's gfutretrsnnss. nnb Mtfibrnnfa Etee.
preis 10 Gents. ~ aleu- 9pottefen.
CSuIi14, ,1Yo
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
A woman's Invention.

"A woman" said a paper maker,
invented blue paper. 1t was by ac-
cident that she did it, though. Be-
fore her time all paper was white.
She was the wife of William
Eastes, one Of the leading paper
makers of England in the eighteenth
century. In passing through the pa
per plant one day she dropped a big
blue bag into a vat of pulp. Eastes
was a stern chap, and so, since no
one had seen the accident, Mrs, Eas-
tes decided to say nothing about it.
THE paper in the vat, which
should have been white, came out
blue. The workmen were mystifed,
Eastes enraged. while Mrs. tastes
kept quiet. The upshot was that the
paper was sent to London, marked
damaged to be sold for what it
would bring.
"The selling agent in London was
shrewd. He saw that this blue tint
ed paper was attractive He declared
Il to be a wonderful new invention.
and he sold it off like hot cakes at
double the white papers price.
tastes soon received an order for
more of the blue paper-an order
that he and his men wasted several
days trying vainly to fill,
Then Mrs. Eastes came forward
and told the story of the blue cloth
bag. There was no difficulty after
that in making the blue paper. The
papers price remained very high.
Eastes having a monopoly of making
it."-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

One of the reasons why many
young men of ambition and high in
telligence are averse to entering the
Army or Navy service is the belief
that il would be almost impossible
for them to win shoulder straps. The
idea is prevalent that the West Point
and Annapolis graduates look upon
fellow-oificers who came from the
ranks as interlopers. There may be
trace of this exclusiveness oecas-
ionally in the social relations of the
officers. hut II is seldom encountered,
except when caused by. bOorishness
and vulgarity. The War and Navy
Departments have thrown the door
wide open to enlisted men who wish
to win commissions and desire the
fact to be understood.
Only the other day the Secretary
Of War revoked an order restricting
this privilege in the Army which was
IN some way worked through his
department. It has been customary
to give the enlisted men the oppor-
tunity to qualify for all vacancies
In the grade of second lieutenant
remaining after the West Point gra-
duates have been placed The order
which Secretary Taft killed appor-
toned only a certain number to the
soldiers, allotting the remainder to
civilians. In the Navy IL commits
sIons are reserved annually for war
rant officers who are able to quality
Tor them. For the young man OF
good habits and sound intellect who
is willing to work hard there is
abundant opportunity for advance
ment in both the naval and the milf
AIRY service. - Cleveland Leader.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
GOOD AND HARD
Results OF Excessive Coffee Drinking

1t it remarkable what suffering
some persons put up with Just to sat
isfy an appetite for something
A Mich woman Gays: Il had been
using coffee since | was old enough to
have a cup of my own at the table,
and from It have suffered agony
hundreds Of times in the years past.
My trouble first began in the form
OF bilious collie. coming on every few
weeks and almost ending my life.
At every attack for years I suf-
fered in this way. | used to pray for
death to relieve me from my suffer
ing. had also attacks of sick head
ache, and began to suffer from ca
tarrh OF the stomach. and of course
awful dyspepsia
For about year lived on crack
ers and water Believing that coffee
was the cause of all this suffering,
/ finally quit it and began to use
Postum Food Coffee. It agreed
with my stomach, my troubles have
left me and l am fast gaining my
health under its use
No wonder ] condemn coffee and
tea. No one could be in much more
critical condition than l was from the
use of coffee. Some doctors pro-
nounced 1t cancer, others liberation,
but none gave me any relief But
since stopped coffee and began Pos
tum l am getting well SO fast | can
heartily recommend 1t for all who
suffer as ! did" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book. THE Road to
MELVILLE. There's a reason"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
striking Case OF Hereditr.

George Bernard Shaw. the play
wright, has a good deal OF contempt
for scientists. I'VE hold scientists in
too high honor" he wrote recently
to an American admirer. I'VE take
them too much on faith. We believe
every scientific assertion, no matter
how incredible it may be. And now
incredible, how preposterous much
of this scientific talk Isl There's
heredity, for instance. | have seen
books on heredity that were about as
logical as the remark of an old wom-
an, whose daughter played the piano.
Your daughter plays WELL a
woman said to her.
Yes the old woman replied,
she does have a fine touch. and it's
no wonder. for she loves the piano,
and never tires OF It, We see, she's
great taste for music; but, then,
that's only natural, for her grand
father had his skull fractured with
cornet at picnic. New York
Tribune.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
Yellow For Brunettes.

Yellow is. indeed, remarkable
color, serving in its different shades
both blonde and brunette. A beauty
with dead white skin and just a
shade of rose on the cheek, clad in
a gown of softest yellow with pillows
of creamy or snowy lace about her
neck, is q poem of loveliness. A
warmer tone of the "sunshiny' color
has ravishing appearance worn by
handsome brunette, her gypsy
beauty being just what is required
to bring out its artistic excellence.
And everybody knows what a SER
yiceable shade is the yellow brown
for knocksbout and country wear.
some tone or other of which will be
found to suit every grade of stature
and complexion.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
Savings of French Peasants.

- ~ -, l,.,,, ~ A. Jndue-
Cne Vi ."e "o'iu a,,. ~ ~ hooa tho
,lal MoIiu . nas "'" 20 a. ~ T.onob
phehol.ieliai ,, snli.. VI III .tar e
9eassntry. oivlil@aelon vas "a 49, -
Dy tne niarEeiouS lS N soi. =, " lev
clai resources Wlllcs oS w ~ "a IN ~
10 lhe franco. I usslan " ~ a.. qnu ~
'upsequeht setllehiehe MN ,,t '.s IN
aueroIs OF trahce, NJ, ne siiii W
l rehGh stalls.ielan, ~ ga oon -
oiarck' mas Just slFeh ~ -. a Son iiIpa,.
'ation OF lue amour. ~ '9t ,, hn5s.,
OF the people OF rIaice 'na Ia, "a" q,
Eeeh ilNesteu III uHiSiNn' '1'u1a
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
Mt1Moykoebne

Nervous exhaustion invites disease
This statement is the positive truth.
When everything becomes burden
and you cannot walk few blocks with.
out excessive fatigue, and you break
out into perspiration easily, and YOUR
face Pushes, and you grow excited and
shalSy at the least proTocation. and
yon cannot bear to be crossed in any
thing, you are in danger; your nerves
have given out you need building up
at once To build up woman's nerv.
Gus system and during the period Of
change of life we know of no better
medicine than Lydia L. Pinlham's Veg
etable Compound. Here is an Illus.
tration. Mrs. Mary L. Koehne, ST.
Garfield Avenue, Chicago, ILL.,, writes
81 have used Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound for years in my family aud II
never disappoints; 20 when felt that was
nearing the change Of life commenced treat.
ment with IL. I took In all about six bottles
and Il did me a great deal OF good. It stopped
my dizzy spells pains in my back and the
headaches With which | had suffered for
months before taking the Compound. / feel
that II it had not been for this great medicine
for women that ! should not have been alive
to-day. 1t Is splendid for women old or young,
and VIII surely cure all female disorders. -
Mrs. Pinkham, daughter in-law Of
Lydia z. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass. In
vites all sick and ailing women to write
her for advice. Her great experience
IS at their service. free of cost.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
Is a Woman Happier Marriedq

OF course she is. Could there be
any question among right thinking
folk? In these days it is rather fash
ionable to deride marriage. Even
married people themselves OCCASION
ally scoff at the holy state, and I'M
married folks try to find advantages
in single blessedness, independence,
freedom. loss of anxiety and such de-
lectable things. At the bottom of the
hearts of most of us, however. we
are quite certain that the married
person is the happier being. and woe
indeed is the ultimate end Of the We
man who refuses to take upon her-
self the responsibilities of matri-
mony because she would be indepen-
dent and free.
Not, Of course, that one would ad-
wise any member of our sex, no mat
ter how poor or old, or friendless, to
get married for the sake Of home or
companionshiD or any mundane rea-
son like this. Marriage, if it is to
be successful, must be dictated by
true love and nothing else. At the
same time there are women who fan
cy that they can do we'll without it.
The troubles are not worth the pleas
ures which come in its train, and
they think they are happier unmar-
ried and viii be so to the end of
time. says Woman's Life
Poor sisters. they forget that there
fs enuatbfua affar all in tho old ra.
ing about love making the world go
round; they forget that the old maid.
however fresh and up to date. must
still live something Of stunted life.
Mo- Again one says the woman is
happier married. provided she choose
rightly, and for choosing there ia no
better methods than tho old fash
Toned. perhaps somewhaS forgotten,
one OF love.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
North Dakota Solves the Adultera-
ton Problem.

tion Problem.
North Dakota seems TO have found
the key TO the question, How shall
we protect the people from frauds in
manufactured products?" plan
which is applicable to foods. bever-
ages, materials used in the arts. etc.
A new law has recently gone into ef-
feet designed to make II impossible
TO deceive people into buying inferior
and adulterated paint under the i'm
preston that they are getting real
paint, viz: pure white lead and lin
seed oil
The North Dakota lawmakers did
not attempt TO absolutely prohibit
the inferior pigments. or mixtures OF
pigments. They adopted the slogan,
Let the label TELL" and then left to
the people to buy whichever they
wished.
Under this plan, If any one wishes
to buy a mixtureof rock-dust, ground
quartz and other cheap elements
which are found in many paints and
so-called white leads no one can
object; for they do it with their eyes
open. But II they prefer genuine
white lead and linseed oil, they can
be sure of getting 1t. for none but
the genuine article can bear a label
which says pure white lead"
In all other States mixtures are Of
ten sold as pure white lead which
contain ItffIa cOn1 nffnaaa nh-roal
white lead.
It would seem that were this same
principle applied to food beverages
and all other prepared articles, where
deception is practiced upon the buy
er, the question would be solved. 1t
would leave us free to buy what we
pleased, but would protect US from
unwittingly buying what we did not
want.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
French Women Emancipatcd.

Sarah Bernhard had the good for
tune to make} her debut Just as
violent reaction set in against pad
ded chests and crinolines. The b1l7
loon skirt had rendered the
out chest necqssar''
harmony of II
At the end Of
years the Empr
able, more bee
of her style
else II was
the saeristy
borrowed fro
quezf of theNzN
Haro. The perfectly straight lines
of Sarah Bernhardt's slight figure
(slight almost to a skeleton degree)
relieved after this long surfeit. =
London Truth.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

ospreys, obtainable only by heart
less cruelty. have been given up in
the army have seen surprise ex-
pressed in the press that young and
pretty girls are more cruel than the
War Office. This. however, is not, l
think, correct have observed that
It is not the young and pretty girls,
as a rule. who wear them.-Lort
Avebury, in Nature Notes.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Princess Victoria, the Kaiser's
only daughter, is now a well grown
up girl She is tall for her age and
uncommonly plain in feature, but
what she lacks in beauty is made
good in sprightliness. For one thing,
she stands in no awe of her sire and
puts etiquette to flight when any
within seizes her.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
Eiup:ions Appeared on Chest, and Face
and Neck Were All Broken Out
Cured by CntIeura.

Il had en- eruption appeSr on my chest
and body aud extend upwards and down
wards, 30 that my neck and face were ell
broken out; also my arms and the lower
limbs as far as the knees. / at first
thought it was prickly heat But soon
scales or crusts formed where the break
ing out was. instead of going to ply.
stefan | r,schased complete treatment
of the Cuticura Remedies, in which | had
grea; faith, and all was satisfactory A
year or two later the eruption appeared
again, ony little lower, but before it
bad time to spread l procured ano.ser
supply of the Cuticura Remedies, and CON
tinued their use until the re was com
plete. l. i now five years since the last
attack, snd have not seen any signs of a
return. have more faith in Cuticura
Remedies Tor skin diseases than anything
/ know Of Emma e. Wilson, Escomb.
Iowa, Oct :, 1905"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

coming a burden. ]
tired easily, had no
ambition and was
failing fast. My com
plexion got yellow.
and l lost over so
pounds. My thirst
was terrible. and
there was sugar 10
the kidney seeretions.
Nv docfar kapf ma nm
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

The brilliant daughter makes a
brittle wife.
Who has a bad wife his hell be-
gins on earth.
A house full of daughters is cell
lar full of sour beer.
Arms. women and books should be
looked after daily.
Bear your cross with patience, ="
as the man said when he took his
wife on his back.
Every little helps to tighten the
burden" as the captain said when
he threw is wife overheard.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

ooh, Harold" exclaimed the love
~ girl at the summer resort. Isn't,
the view lovely from here? Let's sit
down in the shade Of this noble old
beech and enjoy TT
81 think, Nellie" said Harold, you
will find the shade better on the
other side OF the tree"
Then, while she was seating her.
self on the spot indicated, he lin
gered behind Just long enough to
take out his knife and erase his own
initials and those Of his last sum
mer's girl from the bark Of the
noble old beach. Chicago Tribune
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

a strict diet. but as his medicine was
not helping me began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. They helped me at
once, and soon all traces Of sugar
disappeared l have regained my
former weight and am perfectly
we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo,
n
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Il want you to join society for
the suppression"
I'm Join no society for the sup
preston"
Hold on, This is a society for
the suppression of societies for the
suppression of anything. Louis
willie Courier-Jeurual
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Under what circumstances, ask
ed the chief examiner, would you
call in another physician for con-
sultation?"
When I didn't want the patient
die on my own hands" promptly
answered the medical student. -
Chicago News,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
EEgg.gH||jFtiI'ii'''E|'.'I'''...:'':|
SHOES ron EVERYBODY An ALI PRICES

Mons Shoes 50 to $3.50. Boys Bhoee. 80
20 9L26. Womsu's Shoes. $500 70 Si.6O.
Mlses' q Childran's Shoes, s.. IS 70 $1.OO.
Try W. l.. Douglas Women's, Misses and
Children's shoes; for style. at and wear
they excel other makes.
If | could take you Into my large
factories at Brocktou, Mass. and show
you how carefully WI. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are OF greater value
than any other make.
Wherever you live. you can obtain W. L.
Dpuglas shoes. His name and price Is stamped
on the bottom, which protects you against high
prices and inferior shoes. Take no xubsffs
fats. Ask your dealer for w. L. Douglas shoes
nnd insist upon having them.
fast Color Egsists used; they siH not gsar brassV
Write for Illustrated cataloE OF Pail Styles
W. L. DOUGLAS, Dept. is, Broekton, Mass.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

we have come" said Mr.. Gay
man, entering the employment agency
with his wife, "to secure a cook"
Pain or fancy?" asked the agent.
Plain" put in Mrs Gayman.
promptly, the plainest one you
have" Philadelphia Press.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07
WOMAN'S @
@ REALM.


In England. according to the
Lady's Pictroial. the women outnum-
Der the men, and the system of
bringing up girls TO be married"
has been tried and has failed, be-
cause there are not husbands enough
to 90 round.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Let us see, said she, what is
It you call these men who run auto
mobiles?R
Pardon me" replied the gallant
man, I'm too much of gentleman
to tell you what | call them. -
Philadelphia Ledger.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Beggar - Mister, I'm sick and
starving. l amt had any food for
five days.
Goodman-oh. come. now. No
food at all?
Beggar-Well, nothin' but health
food. Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Has he any bad habits?"
only one"
(which is?"
That of boasting that he has no
bad habits" - Louisville Courier
Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Ants are extraordinarily fond of
liver, and may be exterminated
by laying raw liver near their haunts.
The liver, when covered with insects,
should be thrown into boiling water
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1906-09-07

Tommy-Paw, did Job have stone
bruises on his heels?
Mr.. Probably not.
Tommy-Geel What did he know
about sufferin' ?-Chicago Tribune.