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The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-08-03

s225o-b-room house, and lot, 18th St, near Sth Ave; $500 cash; balance $-5 month.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1906-08-03

FOR SALE-lOO acres of brick clay land within three miles of Columbus, Ga.
 Two leading railroads running through the center of this property; plenty of water. as large creek runs through the property Address Opportunity, Box 135 Columbus, Ga 7-29-7t FOR SALE-First class delivery horse and wagon; cheap for cash. Call at Alabama Livery company 7-29-5t
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
SOCIETY NOTES.

Miss Vivien McQuiston of the
|. |. Il G.. spent Sunday and Mon
day nj home.
Miss Rosie Stewart spent few
DAYS Of this wetk in town.
MIR. and Mrs. j. B. Spragins
of Ardmore, Indian Territory, were
the guests Of Mrs. w. T. Spragins.
Miss Myriam Johnston enter
tains at cards Friday afternoon, at
) O'Clock.
Miss Annie Hunter Clifton
spent Sunday at home, bringing
with her three of her little pupils.
Mr.. Acker Rogers is expected
home in a few days after an alb
sence of many months in New
York.
Miss Mary Carlisle left Tuesday
for Crowley, La
Mrs. Smith and Miss Searson,
Of North Carolina, were in Aber-
deem few days this week, enroute
to Lexington, Miss, where they
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
County Maps.

Bids have been received by the
Board of Supervisors to make maps
of the County. Nothing is more es-
sential to the aid of the public than
correct maps of the county, in which
should be shown other things than
mere section lines, course of streams
and railroads and location of towns.
The main public roads, immense
farms, important school houses,
churches, timber tracts and other
features of general interest should
be located SO that the map would
have an educative and advertising
value as well as one of utility. At
this writing the Board has not
awarded the contract, but the Week
ly hopes it may be able to do so as
early as possible.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The Statement of the First Ma
tional Bank published elsewhere
shows that institution to have en-
joyed the most prosperous era OF its
business with the year just closed.
At the meeting of directors last
month all the officers of the bank
were reelected and a cash dividend
of 5 per cent was declared. In adj
dition to this more than SO, GOO
were passed to the surplus as earn
ings of the bank. No bank in the
State shows better record.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The people of Aberdeen and
vicinity were grieved to learn of the
death of Mr.. J. S. Coburn, which
occurred in this city Wednesday.
Mr.. Coburn was one of the town s
best citizens, and all join the Week
ly in extending sympathy to the
bereaved family and sorrowing
friends.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Remember the old brands of Fer
tilizers we have been furnishing you
all these years, and remember the
universal satisfaction given you.
Our warehouses are full and ready
for delivery. Don't experiment with
new brands introduced by those who
know nothing and have never given
this important question a serious
thought. Cheap fertilizers are high
at any price.
LAM & CARTER HARDWARE Co
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

will be the guests of their sister,
Mrs. r. p. Clark.
Mrs. j. w. Eckford was the
hostess Of a most elegant 6 O'Clock
dinner, given Thursday, in honor
of Mr.. NJ. l.. Wicks of California.
Miss Kate Carter is visiting her
sister, Mrs. Tucker, in Lexington,
Mississippi
Miss Myrtle Lamon of Mem
phis, is visiting relatives in the city
Mrs. Leach of Holly Springs,
is the guest of her father, Capt. H
j. b. Lam.
Miss Anita Terrell of West
Point was the charming visitor of
Mrs. n. l.. Terrell, this week.
DIR. Walton Green returned
Tuesday, after a stay of several
weeks in Chicago.
Mr.. Lorant was a welcomed
visitor this week.
We are glad to have with us
again, Mr.. J. c. McFarlane, Sr. d,
who has been in Louisiana for many
months.
Mr.. Alfred Bean, of Amory,
spent several days in the city.
The ladies of the Elks' Auxil-
larry are looking forward to the ban
quet, to be given on the twenty
first, with a great deal Of pleasure.
Miss Anne Mcfarland was the
charming hostess of a euchre party
given on last Thursday afternoon.
Twenty-six guests enjoyed this cor
dial hospitality and the hours pass
ed all too swiftly. The guests were
served a delicious salad course up
on their arrival, and after a very
interesting game the souvenirs were
awarded the lucky ones-Mrs. Har-
~ Payne being presented the first
guests souvenir; Mrs. Tubb, the
guest consolation; Mrs. John AL
bert Gay, the BOBBY; Mrs. Guy
Bumbass, Mrs. Winston Houston
and Mrs. Staicos, the club consola-
ton. The passing of the loving
cup" at close of game help to ap-
pease the disappointment of the
less fortunate, and many were ready
with bright responses to the charm
ing toast given by Mrs. Fuller
Longley-"To the euchering card. !"
MIR. NJ. l.. Wicks left Friday
for Los Angeles, CAL, after a most
pleasant visit to Mr.. John Wicks.
Little Miss India Houston gave
much pleasure to her many friends,
on Saturday afternoon. by a party
given in honor of her seventh birth
day. The afternoon was one con-
tinuous round of merriment, long to
be remembered. A health to little
Miss India and may each succeed
ing birthday be brighter and hap
pier than the last.
Mrs. Staicos entertained at
cards, last week, i'll honor Of Mrs.
Bob Spaulding. of Atlanta. Seven
handed euchre and bridge were the
games of the afternoon, Miss Anna
lie Sykes and Miss Lula Sims win
ming the euchre prizes, . dainty
cracker jar and vase; Mrs. Rogers
the bridge prize, beautiful hand
made dolly, and Mrs. Spauldine the
guest prize. two dainty gold pins.
Crabs. cheese salad. pickles. crack
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
.ut Der Great Bargain in Railroad
Tickets via the Iron Mountain.

on January and rs. February ana 70. the
Iron Mountain Route will one-way colonists
tickets to certain points IN Missouri Arkansas
louisiana Kansas. Nebraska wyoming. last
ern Colorado. and to all points in Texas lnuian
Territory. Oklahoma and New Mexico nj one
half tine regular one-waS rate plus 500: FOR ex-
ample. the rate Memphis IN Houston Texas Is
$3.50. one half OF this 500. plus 500. equals
$40 ~. this being the rate 10 Houston On the
Same days the Iron Mountain will sell one-way
Colonists Tickets 20 Pueblo Colorado Springs
and Trinidad. Colorado. ut one hall the regular
rate plus $500. For round trip three-quarters
Of onc-way rate. For maps. timetables and lite4-
ature on the Great Southwest address
&. r. ROU<DTkEE- r. "A. or
IA. ID. WILSON. A. G.. p A.
tf20 No 40 south Main 81. Memphis Tenn
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

1t is cautiously whispered among
a few Aberdeen citizens who have
not as yet thought themselves able
to supply their homes with electric
lights at the present prices, that a
lower rate will rule as soon as the
city has gotten its improved plant
into operation. Those who read
this are requested not to repeat. as
the editor was asked to keep the
whisperings to himself.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The water was turned on last
Friday and Saturday for the test.
The entire water main system stood
the test of the required pressure and
the system as far as completed has
proven satisfactory. We understand
residents of North Aberdeen can be
supplied with water at once, while
those Of the South city will be re-
ouired 70 wait several weeks longer.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Mr.. G. r. Lewis has purchased
the business of the Aberdeen Bro
erage Co. and will continue it un-
der the name of G.. r. Lewis & Co.
at the same Office. Mr.. Lewis has
been with the firm of Leigh & Pull
ley at Columbus since the business
has been established at that place.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

DR.. w. B. Murrah, president of
Millsaps College at Jackson, preach
ed two excellent sermons at the
Methodist church last Sunday.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
Basket Supper.

A basket supper will be given at
the Stonewall School House, on Sat-
urday night. February 10, for the
benefit of the school library. Ev-
erybody is invited to attend.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Electrician J. A. Walker informs
us that the electric current will be
supplied from the new dynamos at
the water works power house in the
course of three weeks.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The best and largest line of job
stock ever in Aberdeen, at tho Alb
erdeen Weekly office. Come here
and get your job printing.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The children's jubilee of good health
follows the use of Bees Laxative
Honey and Tar. the cough syrup that
expels all cold from the system by
acting as . cathartic on the bowels.
A certain remedy for Group, WhOOp-
ing Cough and all lung ane bronchial
affections, Sold by J. A. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

efs. charlotte and cake were the
tempting refreshments served at
close of game. Those playing were
Misses Amalie Sykes, Willie Cum
ningham, Claude McQuiston, Lallie
McQuiston, Sims; Mesdames Bob
Spaulding. Reynolds, Rumpas, E..
L. Sykes. Turner Sykes. Rogers
and Mrs. Warburton. scorer
Miss Susie Williamson was the
guest Of Mrs. w. C. Mcmillan,
Thursday, enroute to Memphis from
Prairie.
Miss Elise Mcmillan, who is
enjoying a charming visit in Flor
ence, Ala, with friends, is expect
ed home next week.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Our former fellow citizen, Mr.. r
J. Sullivan, now of the police force
of Greenville, is in the city.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The reason DR.. Dade's Little Liver
Pills give perfect satisfaction is du.
to their tonic effect on the liver. They
never grippe. Sold by J. A. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
FOR SALE OR RENT.

One 5O-Acre Farm with two
story. eight-rOOm Residence. one
half mile from Aberdeen. on South
Meridian Street. and one suburb
m Residence. 0ne-StOry, 6-r0oms,
1-2 acres. in western suburbs of
Aberdeen. Apply to
J. M. GILMORE. Aberdeen. Miss
Dec q, 10OS-tf.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Success scored at last in illumin-
alton! White Seal" gives white
bright light and emits no smoke or
odor. PHOENIX DRUG Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Burk Pickles, Dill, sour, plain sweet,
mix sweet, Stuffed Mangoes.
F. d. CARTER & CO., Phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

COFFEE, the very best, Chase s
Sanborn's. We are Agents.
Ed. CARTER & Co. phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Melrose Hams and Breakfast Ba-
con, best in town.
F. D. CARTER & CO., Phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The season of indigestion is now at
hand. Rings Dyspepsia Tablets re
lieve indigestion, and correct all
stomach disorders. Sold by j. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Hon. D. A. Beeks came up from
Jackson Saturday and returned
Monday.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

No smoke, no odor, with White
Seal Burning OIL"
PHOENIX DRUG Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Onion Sets, Seed Irish Potatoes and
new Garden Seed, just received
F. CARTER & CO., Phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Swiss Cheese genuine imported
Dill Pickles and Pretzels,
F. ID. CARTER s. Co. Phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

white Seal Burning OIL" the
best for lamps. Price 25c. per gal
lon. PHOENIX DRUG Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Good looks bring happiness. Friends
care more for N when We meet them
with . clear, smiling face, bright
eyes sparkling with health. which
comes by taking HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. SIC.
PHoEN1x DRuo co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

The board of supervisors have had
a busy session this week.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Telmo Asparagus and Asparagus
Tips. F.D.CARTER & CO., Phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Pinesalve is the best Salve for sores.
burns, boils, letter, eczema, skin dis
eases and piles. Sold by J. A. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

White Seal Burning Oil" deliv-
cred at your door, at 25c. per gal
lon. PHOENIX Drug Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

NOTICE.-When you need your
shoes repaired, dno't forget ELMORE
on Meridian Street, Sam Blevins house.
He has served us for quite a while
and stays when all others go. Help
him to stay by giving him share of
your trade. Oct. 2O-tf
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
Has Stood the Test 25 Years.

The old, original GROVES Tastless
Chill Tonic. You know what you are
laking. 1t is iron and quinine in a
tasteless form. No cure no pay. 25c.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Its cold," was a common re
mark Tuesday and Wednesday.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

WANTED-Bright, honest young man
from Aberdeen to prepare for paying
position in Government Mail Service.
Box One, Cedar Rapids, Ia. tf22.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Buy Telmo brand Canned Goods
They are better. Sold only at
I'D. CARTER & Co.'S. Phone 20.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

ELECT and WHITE BIRD Flours
We are Agents.
Ed. CARTER & Co. Phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

FOR RENT-Farming land within
one-and-a-half miles of Aberdeen.
Will rent the entire place of 100 acres
in cultivation, or in blocks of Is acres
and upwards. The land is under good
fence, in good state of cultivation and
productive. Bored well Of water, good
barns and cabins on the place. Fine
opportunity for those who desire to
live in town and make a crop. Apply
to Il. +. DEAVENPORT,
At Aberdeen Weekly Office
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Everything the National Biscuit
Company makes, at
Ed. CARTER & Co.'S. Phone 70.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
q. No
NARnI GRAn CARNIVAI

~ARDI GRAS CARNIVAL G. Dr!'ans-MN-
NE. Ala. February Ill
-se MoeiIe * Ohio .sai4FCa ~ 81. oIn
tickets to New Orleans or 500 AZ 10 Sio-
nor $50 Tickets ON sale re1r-.ary 20 %
live. limited until Ma eli ~ Deuo>1ting
: and paying fee o E-ty tents. a a.. tension
n may be hal until March :. Iioeral stop
4xoing ana returning. OF further INFORM
hall on l.. u. GOurhEI JN. agent.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09

Rev. r. E. Craig, Archdeacon OF
this diocese, will hold service at the
Episcopal Church Sunday the 18th
inst. Morning service at IL O'Clock
evening, at 7:15. The public cor
daily invited to attend.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-02-09
Railroad Time Cards, Excursion Rates, Etc.
FRISCO-(kansas City, Memphis
6 Birmingham.

Trains leave Aberdeen at 1880 am. and 300 pm
Returning. arrive Aberdeen rs r. M g. . pm
Train leaving at 10 80 q. IN makes connection
at Birming CHAM Tor I'll points cas-.
Trains leaving at y. 3 p- ~ -t - cor iNf
at Holly Springs with llilno.a a. o. ypl-
North and South and a. Mempi - for al points
North Northwest anu y est. pa .-.tthei tnsof4A-
alton call on no ~ &C- ~ .1tHt
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-20
Would I could forget It, toor' he

said.
Before Lorrimore could ask for an
explanation of his ~singularly unfra'
ternal sentiment. Trale came up.
There's Miss Audrey come out on
the terrace, Mr.. Neville" he said.
"NOw-now, | was thinking if his lord
ship wouldn't mind going and break
ing your being here TO her, you might
go and see her. But you won't say
anything aUOut-ahout-yuu know
what" he impIored.
Lorrimore as>entcd at once.
Wait here, Mr.. Lynne, until call"
he said, M he vent toward the ter
race.
Sylvia had sung twice, and had then
run up TO see Mercy.
IN go out on the terrace" said the
viScount, 'if you'll ONE, Audrey The
slgnorina will join us when she comes
down, 1 hope-that is. ii she IS not
afraid of the night air
I'm afraid Of nothing" responded
Sylvia, with a laugh, as she left the
room.
Lovely night, isn't it," said the
viscount.
Audrey did not reply, but leaned
her head on her hand and gazed into
vacancy drenmily.
How strange ii is that your young
friend does not get married, If l were
unattached-" and he laughed.
1t Is very fortunate for You that
her ladyship is not here to hear YOU,
said Audrey with a smile; then she
sighed. sylvia is very young. much
younger than she lookS-and why
should she get married: Why should
it be considered necessary that 4 wo-
man should marry she asked, with
barely concealed bitterness Il lrrlta-
ton.
Please ask me another remarked
the yiscount. Most women hin II
the great aim and end of their life TO
enslaye some wretched. unhappy man
for Hullo. who's this cemlng
across the lawn? It's Lorrimore. Now
look out for squalls, young lady: ana
he whistled softly.
Lord Lorrimore.." said Audrey, and
she blushed and looked over her shoul-
der as if she meant to beat a retreat.
NO. you don't" said the
No running away. Miss Audrey!
Halo, Lorrimore, where did you come
from? How are you?'
Lorrimore came up the steps and
hands with them. his eyes just
glancing at the viscount, INC nAlhs
themselves sadly and w~istfully on Au.
drey's downcast face.
Il came down this afternoon ne
said, rather tamely. The fact 49, I'm
off to Africa, and I thought should
like to say good-by to Miss Hope be-
fore 1 went, as I shall be away some
Poor Audrey's heart beat heavily,
and her bosom heaved.
To pe c~ontinued.)
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-20

David Christie Murray has an aisc
dote to tell of what he says IS Tue
champion printers error OF his eApetr
once" At the close Of n certain s'o'S
from his pen, published some yeats
ago, Mr.. Murray wrote:
Are there no troubles now the io''
cr asks.
mot one, dear Frank, not one
And thon in brackets, thus J, he
rut tho words. white line This was
"A technical instruction 10 tne ii'
and meant that II line OIL Sp"Ce
should be left clear. The genius "no
had the copy in hand put the lover )
speech in type correctly, n then SET
fling it out us if it were a line OF verse;
no added: Not ne, dear Frank not
ono white line .'-London Tit-Blts.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-20
FIRST PASTURE.

Cooking school teacnerS-tniS
includes teachers who have ap-
piled to us for a weekly pay If
they would say something nice
about Grape-Nuts and Postum,
and when we have declined to
hire them to do this they get
waspy and show their true colors.
This also includes "demonstra-
tors" and lecturers" sent out by
a certain Sanitarium to sell foods
made there, and these people in
structed by the small-be-whisker-
ed-doctor-the head Of the insti-
tution-to tell these ~prevarica-
tons (you can speak the strong
er word if you like). This same
little doctor conducts a small
magazine in which there Is a de-
partment of answers to CORE
spondents." many of the questions
as well as answers being written
by the aforesaid doctor:
In this column sometime ago
appeared the statement: mo,
we cannot recommend the use Of
Grape-Nuts, for it is nothing but
bread with glucose poured over
it." Right then he showed his
badge as a member of the tribe
of Ananias. He may have been
a member for some time before,
and so he has caused these lee
turers" to descend into the ways
of the tribe wherever they go.
When the young lady in New
York put the Iron on to this
teacher" and branded her right
we sent $1,000 to the girl for her
pluck and bravery.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-20
SECoND PASTURE.
Editors of TRADE" papers
known as grocers' papers.

known as g%rocers' papers.
Remember, we don't put the
brand or all, by any means Only
those that require it. These
members Of the tribe have de-
handed that we carry advertis-
ing in their papers and when we
do not consider it advisable they
institute a campaign of vitupera-
ton and SANDER, printing from
time to time manufactured slurs
on Postum or Grape-Nuts. When
they go far enough we set our
legal force atwork and hale them
to the judge to answer. If the
pace has been hot enough to
throw some of these cattle over
on their backs, feet tied and ..bel-
lowing do you think we should
be blamed? They gambol around
with tails held high and jump
stiff legged with a very "cecAkyn
air while they have full range,
but when the rope is thrown over
them .it's different"
Should we unite them because
they bleat soft and low? Or
should we put the iron on, SO
that people will know the brand?
Let's keep them in this pasture,
anyhow.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-20
Liars,

This burst Of true American girl In
dignation was caused by the teacher
saying that Grape-Nuts, the popular
pre-digested food, was made of stale
bread shipped in and sweetened.
The teacher colored up n changed
the subject.
There is quite an assortment Of traN$
cling and stay-at-home members of the
tribe of Ananias who tell their false
hoods for a variety of reasons.
In the spring it is the custom on n
cattle ranch to have a oun up and
brand the cattle. so we are going to
have a round up" and brand these
cattle and place them in their proper
pastures.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-20

The convention of physicians was
called secretly and hurriedly. Dr. NIL
EN- rose TO speak.
.'Gentlemen of the prOteSSloi' he
said, Something must be done. oul
automobile tires are wearing out our
daughters music lessons are npaiu ior
and nearly all our good patrons AVE
already been operated upon for appeh
dicitis. What shall we do"
Lets discover a new microbe," said
Dr.. QuaCk.
The motion wa carried unanimously
and a wave Of sickness waited ducatS
TO the doctors coffers.-lndIanapo'iS
Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-04-20
THIRD PASTURE.

Now we come to a frisky lot,
the Labor Union editors. You
know down in Texas a weed call
ed Loco" is sometimes eaten by
a steer and produces a derange-
ment of the brain that makes the
steer "batty" or crazy. Many OF
these editors are "Locoed' from
hate of anyone who will not in
stantly obey the demands" Of a
labor union and it is the univer-
sal habit Of such writer's to go
straight into a system of person.
al viiifcation, manufacturing
any sort of falsehood through
which to vent their spleen. We
assert that the common citizen
has a right to live and breathe
air without asking permission of
the labor trust and this has
brought down on US the hate Of
these editors. When they go far
enough with their libels, is it
harsh for us to get judgments
against them and have u law
yers watch for a chance to attach
money due them from others!
Cor they are usually irrespon-
sibie.)
Keep your eye out for the "Lo-
coed" editor.