New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-13
"DESS LOAFIN."

sam 1a,, w,d his coon dawg eummin down de road
Wake up. man; yu's cs lazy toad
Blinkin' in de gahden gras.
En We '0 snake by de Of 81 Be Goen
BUT All answer bac': "Doan boddeh me
All loaf bofe night en- noon
Yeas. loafn', diets all,-loafln.
sittin' in de yard, blinkn' at de sun.
Dreamin' OBJ de days det's gon,;
But But A, All sit sit hsah en- yaw E
Dess too lazy TO walk
En- dis is how de banjo talk:
keep on lOafn', dets all.-loahn'."
Lucy IN de washtub washin' out clothes.
Heah dem sOapsuds splash:
All need det hahd- earned cash.
Wash wash! wash" am Lucy's song,
En- den she call fro de craC
What yu dom loafn' all day long,
En- de banjo answeh bac':
'Loahn', diets all,-loafin'." -(Puck.
The public boring of young girls ears is in
Burmah the equivalent of her coming out &C
cording to THE Allahabad Pioneer" The cere-
mOny has just been performed an elaborate
scale in the of the two daughters of Maung
Tin of Mandalay. They. sat side by side I
platform. attred in the richest and daintiest cos
tunes imaginable. both OF them pretty girls and
decked. OF course. with flowers while the head
Of each massive crown of pure gold. studded
with gems TO make ones mouth
The Resemblance.-"A wild goose has really some
reason to be classed in courage with the eagle"
1T is TO die game. - Baltimore American
In Haverhin. Mass. according THE Boston
Herald there used TO live two doctors of the same
surname. DR.. Benjamin E. Sawyer a physician
with a large practice. DIR. Nathan Sawyer was a
veterinarian. A man named Jones. after a week or
more of mbibing very sick. and his wife. be-
coming alarmed sent the hired for DR.. Saw
yer. The hired brought the wrong Sawyer.
the veterinary. DR.. Nathan explained 10 the wife
that he skilled only in the diseases OF horses
nd M thor mir lie
scribe all right in this case" replied Mrs Jones.
Jones is n jackass"
With an exclamation of delight the hardened tour
list rushed out on the baggage platform and started
TO smash his trunk with an axe.
Hold on shouted the baggageman. Are you
Not at ALL" replied the hardened tourist as he
continued to smash. II read that baggagemen we're
smash my own trunk and save YOU the trouble -
Chicago News.
Having announced his text. an old colored
preacher down in Georgia. as related by The At
lanta Constitution" went to say: My atten-
ton has been drawed ter de fact dat some scoun-
dull has gone n put alligator in de pulpit right
under my two foots: but. long he dar. L
gwine let him stay 'twel after de benediotion fer
I notice dat. des lax de res er you trilin'. no
count sinners. he done made up his mind ter take
it easy en- sleep through de sermon"
Hasn't the poor fellGw any friends who will see
No; he isn't thug or a murderer. Do not
the act Of stealing a ham '-(Chicago Tribune.
An artist travelling in Morocco, having found il
difficult to make pictures of the Arabs there
writes II tried to sketch some Arabs in
Agiers; they constantly evaded me- and at last
old MoOr-with whom we the friendly
terms produced by constant bargaining for en-
broidered rugs-spoke TO me the matter like
father, for my good 1t ia not. he said. that any
harm will ensue to those whose picture you make
II is you yourself will suffer inconvenience in the
next world. Allah will say you: Following
your own will and pleasure, you have made those
figures. l command you give them souls
And where my friend. will you be them"
First Doctor-You're treating jerks for insomnia
aren't you?
Second Doctor-Yes.
First Doctor-Have you rendered him your bill
yet?
Second Doctor-No of course not I want the
man to be able to sleep.-(Denver Post