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The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

As far as we have been able to see
there is nothing really immodest IL
the openwork shirtwaist.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

Some of the newspapers, perhaps
Inadvertently, continue to refer tc
him as the Honorable" Mr.. Burton,
of Kanssa.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

"When is canned chicken not
canned chicken p A can Of pottet
bear ham for the first correct answer
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

The Bryan Democrats appear to be
mapping out quite exciting sequel
to 1.-THE First Battle
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

His picture explains it. Chancellor
Day, who Is defending the meat trust,
wears side whiskers. Mutton chops,
you know.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

Ex-senator Burton is perhaps nurs
ing the consoling thought that there
are as bad fish in the senatorial pool
as were ever caught
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

A London nerve specialist says that
absolute silence for several hours every
day will cure nervousness in women.
The treatment might work double
cure by also relieving their husbands
of nervous spells.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30
JAM Is
BARTON
DAM 8
JIMCLES AND JESTS
WHEN THINGS DON'T CONE YOUR way
copya,sny
ZOOS ~
kee NANCY

When things aren't coming your way
DOM chew at the rag and spit growls in the air
When things aren't coming your way,
But jack up your with CLEAN In your eye
That flashed the message you II conquer die
Get busy at pushing the clouds from your sky
When things aren't coming your way.
You never them with pitiful face
When things aren't coming your way;
A groan sigh will not alter the case
When things aren't coming your way
Tis only the dough hearted coward who SHES
When bit of a cloud the blue Of the skies,
So fearlessy look every in the eyes,
When things aren't coming your way.
You someday will to the the lane
When things aren't coming your way;
poultice Of pleasure waits every pain.
When things aren't coming your way.
And when the bursts into your view
And you old Misfortune turn tail and skidoo.
You II be proud of the that stuck like
When things weren't coming your way.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

Dowie declares that after he has
been entombed he will rlse from the
dead. The threat is no doubt an idle
one. but 1t may cause his entombers
to see that he is effectually weighted
down.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

Day, who Is defending the meat trust,
wears side whiskers. Mutton chops,
you know.
Ex-senator Burton is perhaps nurs
ing the consoling thought that there
are as bad fish in the senatorial pool
as were ever caught
Two strikes have been called on Mr..
Bryan in the presidential game, but
he may swat the next ball pitched and
score a home run. with time to spare
If Mr.. Cleveland doesn't hurry up
and get into the Bryan band wagon
there may be no room for him and he
will be compelled to ''tag on behind. "
William Jennings Bryan went to
the Philippines and was made datto.
Now John Do emup Rockefeller is
going to Italy and may be made
dago.
A little boy on the ship on which
John D. Rockefeller sailed for Europe
handed the oil magnate penny, and
through force of habit John put it in
his pocket.
Skunk Creek near Ottawa, Kan.
sas, is said to be full of fish this
season, but if the name means any
thing they must taste like Chicago
packing house smells.
A Texas paper has long article on !:
How Babies are Fed Haven't
time to- read it, but infer that it is
intended to draw a contrast, between
present methods and how babies used
to be fed.
Returning home from her farewell
American tour Sarah Bernhardt took
$3.50, 900 of our good Yankee cash with
her, and now Ellen Terry proposes to
come over and farewell another bun
die out Of us.
Dowie declares that after he has
been entomhed he will r,ao fro,n tho
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

Two strikes have been called on Mr.
Bryan in the presidential game, but
he may swat the next ball pitched and
score home run, with time to spare
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

Aspen and return daily Tor parties Of
ten or more $50.
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

If Mr.. Cleveland doesn't hurry ul
and get into the Bryan band wagon
there may be no room for him and he
will be compelled to "tag on behind. "
The Glenwood post. (Glenwood Springs, Colo.) 1897-current, 1906-06-30

A Kansas man published the de-
claration that the water below a dam
was softer than that above 1t. and
after every scientist In the state had
taken fall out Of him explained that
the fall over the dam broke the water.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Established In 1925.

There is more Catarrh in this Sec
tion of the country than all other dis
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incur
able. For great many years doc
tors pronounced it a local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it ihcurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio
is the only constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful.
1t acts directly on the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case
it fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials.
Address: F. j. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Strawberry Ridge.

Owing to the stormy day church
was not very well attended on Sunday
hoping it will be nice on the follow
ing Sunday church will be at 2:3O
o'clock in afternoon.
Mr.. d. w. Delhi hauled some
nice pork through our town last
week.
Sorry to say the sleighing did not
last longer as everybody took advan-
tage of it. Believe Mr.. E. M. Now
rer having the largest sleigh bell.
Mr.. H. A. Snyder sold some very
nice fresh fish this week, not only nice
but also good.
The Crest minstrel Co. held a
show at Washingtonville last Satur.
day evening and was largely attended.
Will hold another show on the "a of
this month, admission Is and 25. All
are invited.
Mrs. Philip Seidle is at our mer-
chants staying for while. Mr.. G. D.
Vougnets is doing a good business.
Mrs. Lydia Delhi is with her son
Wesley, at the present time.
Mrs. P. f. Mowrer has been on
the sick list but is improving slowly.
Mr.. George Herr soon expect, to
occupy his new home which is very
nice.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
SUPERSTITION AND GEMS.
Some Points About the Topas, tn,
Ruby and the Opal.

some Points About the Topas, the
Ruby and the Opal.
A Maiden lane jeweler speaking Of
the trade In jewels said the other day
that superstition with reference to them
had a serious effect upon the trade.
Some people Will not buy or wear topaz
unless they were born in November,
and others cannot be induced to buy
rubies unless they were born In July.
1t doesn't concern many people about
rubies, because their price Is too high
for most persons to wear them. There
are not two hundred good rubies of any
size worth speaking Of in New York,
but the topaz Is abundant and Is not
dear.
Then there Is the superstitious objec-
ton to opals, which are regarded as
unlucky all the year around and have
no saving natal month to lift their op-
probrium. They do not need the su-
perstition to make them Objectionable,
however, because while they are very
beautiful they are also very fragile and
should be very cheap Out In Austria
liza you can 60 out with pick and dig
a wheelbarrow load in an hour. The
cutting and polishing give them some
value. but 1t Is something like that be-
slowed upon cut glass. Still they rank
as Jewels. and when they are sold it Is
for a price. If. however, you want to
find their value offer one to your jew
eler either for cash sum or In ex-
change. You will then learn what they
are intrlnslcally worth--or something
uear it.-New York Press.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

kept silenced since the iron clad gun
boat Commodore Perry" has been
above Harrison's Landing, and since
our breast works have been advanced,
the great guns from Clifton have
created havoc in our corps in killing
and wounding the boys exposed to
their fire. There are many humorous
remarks made even while shot and
shell, and minnies are flying the most
furious. Among the face e,ious was our
own Lieut.. John Kline, of Columbia
county. He is droll, jolly, good
fellow at any time. We have attach
ed to our regiment Prof Rutter's s
band, in which are four of Columbia
county's best soldiers-Dolph j.
Crosslcy, Chas. Long, George and
Charley Rupert The former was
wounded in one of his legs in front of
Petersburg while carrying a wounded
soldier from the field on IL stretcher
and from which wound Adolphus died
while in the hospital near the besieged
city. He was a royal comrade, and
highly respected by all who were per-
sonally acquainted with him. After
hard marching, charging forts by day
and building rifle pits at night the
band makes it lively for those who
are thinking of the loved ones far
away in good old Pennsylvania.
Truly,
RICHARD w. EGGERT,
Battery +. 2nd Pa. II. Artillery.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
pOttSqrOve Items.

Mr.. Enoch Snyder, of near this
place, met with very serious acci-
dent on Monday afternoon while
working on saw mill near his home.
Just how the accident occurred is not
known. His clothing caught, in some
manner, in the machinery and was
entirely torn from his body, only one
shoe remaining. Up to this writing
he has never regained consciousness
and there is little hope of his recov.
cry. In another column we give
the details in full of the terrible and
fatal accident.-Ed.
Mrs. Harriet Moll is suffering from
an attack of rheumatism and neu-
ralgia.
Mr.. Warren w. Robinson, of
Pottsville, was called home on last
week on account of the serious illness
of his mother.
Mrs. Caroline Schleppy has again
moved from Milton to her home in
this place.
Carl McWilliams, of Danville,
transacted business in this place on
Friday afternoon.
Miss Jessie McCool spent Saturday
and Sunday in Lewisburg.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
AN ODD REVENGE.
'hs Visit Hans Christian Andersen
Paid His Old nenu

Tho Visit Hans Christian Andersen
Paid Hts Old Dean.
Among the many amusing things
Hans Christian Andersen treated us
to was a little anecdote which, Gu
riously enough, since 1t was SO very
characteristic of him, he omitted from
his autobiography. He mentions in
bis "Life's Story" that during the
autumn of 1874 he was a daily guest
Of the Danish royal family at Fohr,
and was on terms Of intimacy both
with them and with the family of the
Duke of Augustenborg. He told US
the following incident about his stay
there: 1t had been one of the mortifica-
tions Of his younger days that the
dean of the diocese, who in his day had
confirmed him. had treated him badly,
and put the afrront on him of placing
him, as II poor boy, down in the bottom
Of the church, among the curate's poor
candidates, although he properly be.
longed up above, among the deans
own. He CHANGED to hear that this
man now held post in the island of
Fohr. 80 l asked the king" said An
dersen. ''if l might for once have one
of the royal carriages, with coachman
and footman in red livery, the same as
the royal family themselves used,
placed at my disposal, to pay visit.
The king smiled and said, With pleas
ure.' So drove out in the royal
carriage, with panached horses. and
coachman and footman, to pay visit
to my old diocesan dean. The carriage
waited outside while was in the
house. That was my revenge" 1t
seems to me that we have Andersen's
whole self, his romantic bent. his old
humiliations and his vehement, half
childish greed Of honor. In this little
story.-George Brandes In Contempt
rary Review.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
To Retire From Ministry.

1t is announced that Rev. William
A. Houck. pastor of the Mulberry Street
Methodist church, of Williamsport,
will retire from active work in the
ministry with the close of the present
conference year.
Failing health after many years of
arduous and successful work for his
Master compels his retirement from
active work. Mr.. Houck is not an in
valid, but he finds the work of the
ministry much too trying for his ply.
sical strength. 1t is not known where
he intends making his home in the
future.
Rev. Houck was formerly pastor of
st. Psul's n =. church this city.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

Mr.. EDIToR:-Death has been
busy during the past week or two.
Among those who died are Fred
Bower, Michael Shade and William
Strouse, all men of advanced age.
Mr.. Bower died very suddenly from
paralysis. All of them were old citi-
zens of this section and were widely
known. Quite a great deal of sick
ness prevails, due to the sudden
changes in the weather.
Miss Ethel M. Foulk has been
visiting her parents since Saturday
evening. She was accompanied by
Miss Blanche Wetzel, of McGee's S
mills, Clearfeld county, and Miss
Hannah Brecher, of Paines, Tioga
county.
B. F. Stahlnecker is busy saving
wood for the neighbors.
john M. Smith and H. M. Smith
are preparing for the coal strike. by
accumulating a big supply of wood.
Well the American public will have
rest now that Alice Roosevelt is
married. 1t was time, too, as the
papers did not have much else to
publish. Hope she will be happy and
will find place to keep the honey
moon, with no chance for reporters to
find her.
Today is an ideal one for election
purposes. 1t may mean a good turn
out of the voters. We have had good
roads for couple OF weeks but few
days like this means muddy roads.
The snow sticks we'll on the fields,
furnishing good covering.
Feb. 20, 1906. BILL.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Travelling Creameries.

Travelling creameries are going into
business in some parts of the country.
A separator with suitable receptacles
for cream and milk is mounted on
wagon, and goes over certain route
each day. This separator is driven by
a gasoline engine and the milk is sepa-
rated at each farm house and the sweet
milk returned at once to the farmer if
he desires it.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
A HANDSOME PICTURE
(SIZE IOxl4 INCHES)
GIVEN AWAY EVERY SUNDAY

THE PHILADELPHIA SUN
DAY PRESS never does things by
halves. When it announces that it
will give away fine picture in colors
each week, it means something. 1t
is true that this great Sunday news
paper gives each reader handsome
color picture faithfully reproducing
the work of the Worlds greatest
masters. You will not be disappoiut-
ed in havin your newsdealer or carrier
deliver copy of THE SUNDAY
PRESS to your home.
THE SUNDAY PRESS always
gives its readers the best of every
thing. You can i'll afford to miss it.
Remember the picture is free only
with THE PHILADELPHIA SUN
DAY PRESS, and as the enormous
demand for this newspaper is greater
and greater each week, we warn you
to give your dealer your order today.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Ho1O John Totes.
Antony ton ship, Fibrarie 20, 'O6.

Antony ton ship Fibarie 20, 06.
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air kasn th fer better Yu kno pocks maag
teyu kant aus sometimes tel Me father profit
of hz but I'll bet er Mandates ben deted We
kount much on these small ion fer pick bes en
sumtim
Thet Jerymgh Grmses al rite He gon support
whum tit and aud Mr. Ekrh the feler
not be namd But he He's fraid Gmses
tired NV him lofn the tibet he be chasd
KUN hon. OF kud him
trerby bzzy taks tend ter teeon
nabors san and don
Thet Bill he exhausted hif thu fu
ck sevrel weaks j thot Goy eff he
thu end Bill t d oam,
hog hnkin tibet be
Billie old boy, doant refoarm
Bhemre wud max guide legislator and do think K
Deal?
Respected LAUrERBox
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
There Is no use Fighting Nature.

DIR. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
does nothing Of that kind. 1t acts
tenderly and in sympathy with what
Nature is trying to accomplish. Do
you have trouble with your digestion,
your liver or kidneys? Does rheu-
matism and pain rack you? Is your
head thick and heavy? 1t will charm
away these ailments almost ere you
are aware.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Memories of Cold DayS.

A GAIN the snow swirls down the street,
n Again the sleigh bells Jingle,
And children sport with merry feet
Until their noses tnglc.
The north wind sweeps with sullen growl,
1t whistles through the attic
The spotted COW and barnyard fowl
Feel chilly and rheumatic.
With all its harsh unfriendly ways
This is n sweet reminder
Of winter in the good old days
1t makes my heart grow kinder.
see again the woods, the lake,
The stretch of rolling prairie,
The winding path used to take
To school with Jim and Mary.
l see the snow piles heap on heap,
Delays to springtime seeding;
l see that blamed old flock of sheep
1t kept one busy feeding.
| see the cattle in the shed,
The hayricks always handy,
The horses and the old bobsled
That rode so fine and dandy.
l seem again to f'el the cold
OF that internal region
So early settled by the bold
And undismayed Norwegian.
Here let me say to my old State
In summer Just the leather
This is our first touch up to date
OF Minnesota weather.
Nebraska State Jourr
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

Thurs, Mar. l, '06, II. A. Ben
nett will sell on the w. c. Williams
farm in West Hemlock twp, on the
road leading from Danville to jersey
town, at 8 o'clock sharp, live stock,
farming implements and household
goods. Mcclellan Delhi, auct'r. See
large bills.
Fri, March 2, A. Frank Cotner
will sell at his home at Limestone
vile at 10 o'clock a. m., Horses,
Cattle, Farming Implements, House
hold Goods, etc. Diehl & Sweitzer,
Auct' rs.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
No More Funeral Sermons.

Rev. Father Connolly pastor of St.
Gabriefs church Hazleton, informed
the members of his congregation that
funeral sermons would be dispensed
with in the future.
This was a custom that had crept
into the church and had been carried
to extremes.
People who lived good lives, he said,
did not require any eulogy over their
biers
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Calendars for 1907,

The Intelligencer office has received
full and complete line of samples of
fine art calendars, and we are ready
to take your orders for 1907. Be
sure to call and learn our prices be-
fore placing your order. Designs of
every description to select from.
Remember, we lead and others fol-
low.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
COLLEGE OF MUSIC.

Parents desiring their children TO
have thorough instruction in Muse.
and well cared for, can find no better
Freehurg, Snyder County, Pa. Pupils
from ten years Old and from the be
ginner to the advanced are admitted.
Terms begin May 7, June l. and
July "a, For catalogue address.
! 26 HENRY b MuYE;
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Respected,
Preparing for a Strike.

In connection with the published
statement that the thirty-four collier.
les of the Philadelphia and Reading
Coal and Iron company at present
are being worked to their utmost cap
acity, it was learned from al inside
source yesterday that by April 1 the
company expects to have enough coal
stocked to last until next September,
if the anthracite miner should go ON
strike,
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Sick Wives and Dauuhters.

You have often seen them with pale
faces, poor appetite, head and back
ache, symptoms common to the sex.
Fathers and mothers, lose no time in
securing DIR. David Kennedy's Fav-
orite Remedy. 1t will cost only one
dollar and is much cheaper than sick
ness. Write to DR.. David Kennedy S
Sons, Rondout, N. Y, for free sam
pie bottle.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

The revival at St.. Paul's NJ. E.
church continues to be we'll attended.
daily. Three adult penitents were add
ed last evening. There was one conver-
sion. The spirit of conviction seems
o be deepening.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
ADpIicIion for Transfer

Notice Is h reby given that JAN = T FIN
LEY has filed with the clerk of the court of
December SeS ions in and for the Cuuaty of
Montnur an application for the TRANSFER OF
his wholeSa liqu T. license ON its present
location No. East Mahoning $ rect to Il GER
tain -tOre room situate at No. 81 | Mil street
Sain application for transfer wi he pr, cnted
to the c urt March md, 1905, at 10 O'Clock,
y. NJ.
THOS. q. VINCENT,
Clerk C.. S
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

WANTED 10 men in each STATE to
travel, post signs, advertise and leave
samples of our goods. Salary $75 90
per month. $500 per day for en-
penses. ROY Al SUPP. Y co; Dept.
W. A las Block. Chicago
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

FOR SALE.-A % horse power gasolene
engine for less than half what it cost new.
Been used but two months in printing
office, (Which has been sold) SO have no
futher use for engine. In order to sell
quickly will sacrifice over half what it
cost My loss will be the purchasers
gain. A. II. CoRRELL, BLooMsBuRG, Pa.
In rear OF north corner Main & Jefferson
Sts., where it can be seen in operation.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
During THE civil War
Written by a Member of Col I'm. M.
McClure's Second Pennsylvania
Veteran Volunteer Heavy
Artiilery-li2th In
fsntry, While In
Front of the
Enemy.

We re-publish with pleasure the
fJllowing letter written to the Bloom
burg Republican during the dark
days of the unpleasantness. The
article is copied from r. w. Eggert's
antiquated scrap book. .-EDIToR IN
TELLIGENCER.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

FROM THE 18TH ARMY CoRPs, !
AT THE SIEGE OF PETERS
BURG, Va, july THIRD, 1864. \
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

The lntelligencer Is at your service
as news or advertising medium. We
await your commands.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Rocker Bargains.

To clean up the stock for change STYLE and must rid all
upholstered
in arteredan nd eoien oak and anngany
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
All Buffets Reduced.

Handsome styles finished in best possible way.
40 90 reduced to 81. 90. 3S 90 reduced to 81
5000 reduced to 2700. 25 90 reduced to 20
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
Want a Music Cabinet,

Each one fitted up with patent shelves SO thai
opening the door.
Regular 1900 values for 1900. Regu
Regular 1000 values for
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
! Bargain Chance on Morris Chairs.
Reduction on Dining Tables.

5000 Tables 249S, s foot size boards in table can
without taking off dishes cloth.
5000, 10 foot table 300, TO- 90, 6 foottabe sos
1000, foot Tables .9S: foot Tables 4.50
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23

RICHARD w. EGGERT,
Battery f, 2nd Pa. II. Artillery
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
SCHUYLER,

JOHN LAUTERBox.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-02-23
The Best Time to Buy Dining Chairs

Chairs are going to be very much higher in price
now will be getting best quality very very cheap.
2000 Set of q priced 15 75 lSO