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The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10
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BATTLESHIP NEW JERSEY.

BOSTON. March 29.-The perform
ance today OF the battleship New Jer-
sey in maintaining a speed of 1918
knots an hour in a four-hour endur-
ance run off the New England coast,
coupled with her remarkable speed
yesterday over a measured mile at
Rockland, Me-, at a 19.4S-knot gait,
places this product of the Fore River
Shipbuilding Company at the head of
all American battleships so far
rs speed is concerned.
1t was ascertained yesterday on her
Standardization trial off Rockland that
an average revolution of her propeller
of 125.35 per minute was sufficient to
drive the 15,0O0-ton battleship through
the water at her contract speed of 10
knots an hour. Today her average
revolutions per minute reached 126.29I,
and from these figures the trial board
announced that she had made an aver
age OF 1918 knots an hour, compared
with 1901 made by the Rhode Island
and 10 by the Virginia, sister ships, at
their trials a few months ago.
At one time today the New Jerseys
speed reached 1928 knots an hour for
a period of fifteen minutes, while her
lowest fer a similar period. was 1890.
The weather conditions were favor
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10
NOTICE.

All stockholders of the HONOLULU
INVESTMENT, CO, LTD, entitled TO
shares OF stock in the FIDELITY IN
SURANCE COMPANY, must apply for
their certificates of stock in the lat
ter company to G. a, Schuman, at his
office. In Honolulu, on or before May
l. 1906, or they Will forfeit their right
to said shares of stock In said Fidelity
Insurance Company, Ltd. in accord
ance with resolution OF the Board OF
Directors.
FIDELITY INSURANCE co. LTD.
o. IL, BERREY,
Secretary.
January 20. 1906. 276s
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10

Rear Admiral Lyon, accompanied by
Lieutenant commander ]. F. Carter,
who succeeds Captain Niblack in his
various duties at the Naval Station,
paid an official call on Acting Governor
Atkinson yesterday. The band played
In the Capitol bandstand, and the call
was of the most punctilious official
fashion
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10
WEEKLY WEATHER BULLETIN.
For the Week Ending April 7, 1906.
GENERAL SUMMARY.
Local Office. u s. Weather Bureau
Honolulu, T. H. April 9, 1906.

The week has been characterized by decided and general
weekly i'll all sections of the Group
having been higher than during week within the
month The advance has been particularly marked
Maui and Oahu
The week whole has been quite dry for this Of the
the only showers of importance which have occurred being
confined portions of the o district of Hawaii the Kooau dis
of Maui the Puma and northern districts of Kauai On
the dry weather in the vicinity of Homo
lulu has become place restrictions the of
irrigation purposes sections of the city
During the past tendency toward the resumption of
winds evident but thus far the wndwad
which usually these winds have maerazed.
REMARKS BY CORRESPONDENTS.
Note The figures following the station indicate
the day of the month with which the weeks report closes
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10
THERAPION

10 soli by principal Chemists throughout the
world. Price in England 2/9 and 4/0. In or.
dering, state which of the three numbers re-
CURED, and observe that the word ''Therapiea"
appears on British government Stamp In
every package by order OF His MaJesty's Hoa.
and without which it il
forgery
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVED

Saturday. April I.
r. NJ. s. S. Mongolia Porter, from
the Orient. 9:15 a. m.
Stmr. Likelike, Naopala. from Molo-
Raj, Maui and Lanai ports, 4;22 a. m,
with 1900 bags sugar.
Am. bark olympic. Evans, from San
Francisco, Q a. m.
Am. ship Marion Chilcott, from Mon
0serey, 1890 a. m.
Stmr. Kinau, Freeman, from Hilo
and way ports, 1855 a. m.
CA. S. 5. Miowcra. Hemming, from
Victoria and Vancouver, p. m.
Sp. Marion Chilcott, Larsen. from
Monterey. 1890 a. m, 81 days out.
Stmr. he Au Hou, Tullett, from Ka-
1ai, p. M, with 1920 sacks sugar, "
packages sundries.
Stmr. Iwalani. Piltz. from Koloa Gas
a. m, with 5000 bags sugar. roller.
Stmr. w. G Hall. S. Thompson, from
Nawilwili, 500 a. m. with 5000 bags
sugar, 22 packages sundries.
Br. bark Cainsmore, Owen, IS Gays
from Nitrate Ports. $3.50 a. IN.
DEPARTED.
O. & o. S. $. Coptic, Finch, for the
Orient and Manila, 10 a. m.
p. NJ. S. S. Mongolia, Porter for San
Francisco, els p. m.
CA. S. S. Miowera, Hemming, for
The Colonies, 10 p. IN.
Am. sp. Bangalore Blanchard, for
Delaware Breakwater, via Hilo, p. m.
FIR. sp. Duquesne for Tacoma. p, m.
S. S. Olympia, Truebridge, for Sc
attic. via Kahului and Hilo, p. m.
Stmr Mauna Loa. Simerson, from
Kona ana Kau ports, early this morn
ing.
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.
Per stmr, Likelike. April Z, from Mo-
lokaf and Maui ports.-Dr Walter T.
Brinckerhoff, j. ID. McVeigh, J. H. Will
son. a-..
Per stmr. Kinau, April Z, from Hi,
and way ports.-Mrs. George c. Beck
ley. Miss Juanita Beckley, Mrs. o. Is
StiIman. A. b. Clarke, Mrs. A. Ii
Clarke, Mrs. Angelina Mossman. 5. 5
Georgia, II. j. Lyman. Mrs. II. j. Ly
man, Miss Leomar, Peter Lee, w. X
Andrews. Rev. $. Kodama, A. i
E,yart. D. MacAliter. Il. Soyce, Mrs. u
q. Hitchcock, Miss France Eaton, f. a
Richmond, r. ID. Baldwin, George w
AilI4 - iilkkllNf MhNA'A - t7NtA'fNNl
Miss j NJ Barnard, NJ. r. Gibson, q
W. Gregg, Rev. W. II, Fenton Smith
George Blake. W Nredenberg, Mrs G
Loystead, Miss u. wiling, r. Naka
mura. Mrs George Olding Miss X old
Ing. q RoenltS g. o, Davies. r.. i
Akin, Peter I.eghorn, George Glib,
Dow. q. Hoy, j. NJ, Bright, Mrs !
Audrick G., II Lindsay
Per stmr BE Al liou, Aprll :. frol
Kauai-s II. peyerll and ohildrel
q ~. Makee and deok
Per stmr W a, Hall, April s, frol
NaNiliWill a. N, WilooN, Miss Nilcol
a. II Fairohild Mrs. Fhirohild, Ras
Icy Fairohild Miss Macfarlane, Mi'
10 Toler, AZ, l.oysled y b, hlake, N
Jnryis, " German, Master Monroe
Mr. Monroe a q, silva Mr. Shehal
SANG, All Chuck, hiss iialma,
PARsnhdhRa
HOOked 10 Denarl
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10

n, :, Hosmer, Superintendent % For
eslry ~ the board " Agriculture aud
Forestry, departed ON the Mongolia for
ACCOMMODATED ~ his mother Mr., Hos
mer VIII make an extended visit IN
Washington ana brush up on the latest
lieas current about the Department W
Agriculture,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10

The Brooklyn Public Library has put
Mark Twain's TON Sawyer" and
"Hucklebery Finn" under the ban as
being unfit reading for persons under
the years of discretion
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10

Perhaps will this Miller it
isn't In cafe shall have wider
able to make Miller
staple humbug will
nothing
that There will be stock kettle filed with and
And what shall satisfied with
cost price The conventional margin as figure it, about $50
running
the ehundredth number of this paper
u u
My friend the hospital
frequent
sick of all creed and all degrees life He said sick
have rather morbid desire unless with
trouble his friends Anal if he finds that tactu egmn
drop word of cheer the better because sick
on with the cloth a a possible
anctmonous kind him than Death Blue They
scroom breathe epuches
My BROTHER suppose
realizing snah You perhaps hope for without
deeper repentance than observe You should be pleading
maker amidst
for pretty
bright fellow
of this world and made him o stay n it,
Well friend called him
lone if he had been asked the last Offices had been required of him.
Father friends bedside
told of the Honolulu of the long He didn't inquire whether the
sick Protestant Catholics he only knew him brother stricken
down might help Kindness made itself felt like about
the good old and when he out of the with gesture of benee
ton, he left atmosphere Of peace behind him,
Big genial hearty with an Overlooking Of fellowship Canon Maekp
tosh also welcome and helpful visitor sick friend As
of tho hospital he browsing
quiet epough We're the atpyei We're there
could do With How about the fodd the kitchen hoti
The sick f be wanted anything that belonged him aud which
pt get he would pV for tho somewhat Aladdin rubbed the
lamp solos Of cues welfare bringing cheerful
world mpaee Of nerg because Of his esenee with IT, surely
Maph sunshine
friend tolls
hospital y despite fact thai he soaked hi,
lole down town Win 'p sticking 'o Of az epp m 70 catch s @es's
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10
THE BYSTANDER


premises
But | of six
to be a
ONE Soup.
Pepper
RED
FreshP Park Hous
Cams
Stewed Mushr on Toast
Broled Kidneys
in
n
Newbug Deviled.
Oxtail Ragout
Escalloped
Broied
Boiled
Picked Tongue
shroe.
Golden Buck.
Hot Popcorn
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10

Mrs. F. Edwards. A. ]. Splitter. Mas
ter Stacker. s. s. Paxon. Geo. GLIB,
II. w. NJ. Mist. Lee Poy. Lee Lat,
Miss Lucilla Arce. Master Horner. A.
Horner, F. A. Richmond, S. +. Wall,
Peter Lee, Jose Perra, s. Hori, ]. s.
Ferry. Rev. j. Kekipi. ID. Haughs.
Geo. Blake. DIR. J, Raymond. J. II.
Moragne,. T. w. Crosby. Mrs. II. C..
Austin. Miss V. Austin. Miss NJ. Austin.
Master Austin. Mr.. Freeland, A. Rich
ley. f.. s. Hubbard. DR.. Z. Il. Keller
Auerbach company.
VESSELS IN PORT.
ARMY AND NAVY.
u. S. Revenue cutter Manning. Rob-
erts.
u. S. S. Iroquois, Niblack.
(Merchant vesseIs.)
Cainsmore. Br. bk., owen, Nitrate
Ports, April Q.
Hawaiian, Am. SIS. Delano. Seattle,
Apr. 2.
Helene, Am. SCH, Thompson, San
Francisco, Mar. 20.
Klikitat. Am. bktn., Cutter, PIT. Lud-
low, Apr. 4.
Marion Chilcott. Am. sp., Larsen. Mon
terey. Apr. Z.
Morning Star. Am S., Garland. Gu
bert Is. July is.
Newsboy, Am. bktn., Peterson, Aber-
deem, April 5.
Pactoius, Br. blk, Watts, Newcastle.
Mar. 30. Cor Eleele.)
Restorer. Br. cable stmr., Combe, San
Francisco, Feb. 9.
S. C. Alien. Am. bk.. Johnson. Port
Blakeley, Mar. 26.
TRANSPORT SERVICE.
Logan, sails from Manila for Honolulu
and San Francisco, April Is.
Thomas, sailed for Guam and Manila,
April 4.
| Sheridan, sails for Honolulu and Ma
Mia, April 16.
| Sherman. sailed from Manila for Ho-
| nolulu and San Francisco, Mar. %
Lawton. sailed from San Francisco fol
Samoa, April s.
| Solace. at Mare Island.
Supply. at Guam.
Meade, at Manila.
Dix, at Manila.
Buford, at San Francisco.
TIE MAILe.
Mails are due from the followins
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Alameda, Apr. 10.
Orient-Per China, Apr. IA.
Colonies-Per Ventura, April "a.
Victoria-Per Moana, Apr. 5.
Mails will depart as follows:
San Francisco-Per China, Apr. IA.
Orient-Per Siberia, Apr. IA.
Victoria-Per Maheno, May 1.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10
PASSENGERS
Hooked 10 Depart

rer slmr hlnau. pr Hllo ana way
ports, Arm 10 Ars A Robertson
The Hawaiian gazette., 1906-04-10

Makaweli (6)-The weather here has
improved greatly during ihe past week,
having been generally clear with very
warm days. the weekly mean iempera-
lure was ~ deg, and the total raiafall
,Al inch Hawaiian sugar Go,
Eleeln ldl Tho weather has been
much warmer this Nnok and has con-
llnued dry, with strong Wind az iuleF.
yals Mcllryde sugar tn,
holoa (dl High temperatures have
prevailed during tho week, with light
showers amounting Ia All 90 da inch
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
DISFIGURED WITH ECZEMA.
Brushed Scales from Face Like Pow
der-Worse Under Physicians
Cuticura Works Wonders.

II suffered with eczema six months.
/ had tried three doctors, but did not
get any better. 1t was on my body
and on my feet so thick that l could
hardly put pin on me without touch
ing eczema. My face was covered,
my eyebrows came out, and then 1t got
in my eye. / then went to another
doctor. He asked me what +! was TAX
ing for 1t, and l told him Cuticura. He
said that was very good thing, but
that he thought my face would be
marked for life. But Cuticura did its
work, and my face is now just as clear
as 1t ever was. | told all my friends
about my remarkable cure. l feel so
thankful l want everybody far and
wide 20 know what Cuticura can do.
1t is a sure cure for eczema. Mrs.
Emma White. GAL Cherrier Place, Cam
den, N. j., April %, 1909"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
SOME CONVENIENT coMmo,


A cloth dipped in boiling wafer
wrung out and placed over fich that
mas been boiled will keep it warm for
quite while.-Those who find that
the Wells rabbit does not agree with
them, may enjoy simple substitute:
crate some cheese and mix WIFI IL
grain of red pepper, pinch of must.
ara and bit of curry, pile upon slices
OF toasted bread or Drowned crackers
and return to the oven until the cheese
is melted.-A tablespoonful of turner.
tine placed in the boiler with clothes
VIII whiten them beautifully.-If a
piece OF paper placed in the oven
turns dark yellow, the heat of the
oven is right for baking bread or cage
III double layers of brown paper are
placed under oilcloth on shelves or
tables, 1t will last twice as long.-A
small piece of wash leather wet with
methylated spirits and rubbed on
mirrors or picture glass will clean
them beautifully. Polish afterwards
with a soft cloth-An easv mode of
covering jelly glasses: Brush white of
egg over white kitchen paper, cut
INTO pieces of proper size, and cover
the jelly while hot. The paper will
SUCK tightly and prove as alright as
parchment.-Cover plaster of Paris
ornaments, that are intended to be
Cleaned, with a thick coating of
starch and allow it to become per.
fectly dry, then it can be crushed off
ana the dirt with it.-Housekeeper.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
DOCTOR DESPAIRED
Anemic Woman Cured by Or. Will
iiams' Pink Pills Recommends the
Pills TO All Others Who Suffer.

Anemia is just the doctors name for
bloodlessness. DIR. Williams Pink Pills
cure an@mia as food cures hunger.
They cured Mrs. Thomas ]. McGann, of
II Lincoln Place, Plainfield, N. j., who
says:
"In the spring of 1908 / did my
usual house cleaning and soon after
ward began to have the most terrible
headaches. My heart would beat so ir
regularly that it was painful and there
came a morning when l could not get
up. My doctor said l had anemia and
he was surprised that l had continued
TO live i'll the condition l was III.
/ was confined to my bed for nearly
two months, the doctor coming every
day for the first few weeks, but did not
improve to amount to anything. AL
together / was sick for nearly two
years. was as weak as rag, had
headaches, irregular heart beats, loss of
appetite, cramps in the limbs and was
unable to get good nights sleep. My
legs and feet We're so swollen that /
feared they would burst.
Before very long after 1 tried DIR.
Williams Pink Pills felt a change for
the better. have taken about twelve
boxes and although l was as near the
grave as could be, l now feel as if /
had new lease of life. have no more
headaches, the heart beats regularly, my
cheeks are pink and feel ten years
younger. I feel that have been cured
very cheaply and l have recommended
the pills to lots of my friends
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists, or will be sent by mail on re-
ceipt of price, so cents per box, six boxes
81. so, by the DIR. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
Miss MteMsDo0ad,

More than likely you speak the Same
words yourself, and no doubt Won feel
Tar from well. The cause may be easily
traced to some arrangement of the fe-
male organs which manifests itself in
depression of spirits, reluctance to 90
anywhere or do anything, backache.
bearing-down pains, hatulency, nerv.
BUSINESS, sleeplessness, or other fe-
male weakness.
These symptoms are but warnings
chat there is danger ahead, and unless
needed a life of suffering or a serious
operation is the inevitable result.
The never failing remedy for all these
symptoms is Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Miss Kate Mcdonald of WOODBRIDGE
N. j., writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
Restored health has meant 50 much 10 ma
that cannot help from telling about Il for
the sake of other suffering women.
For q long time l suffered untold agony
with a female trouble and irregularities.
which made me physical wreck, and no one
thought would recover, but Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has entirely
cured me, and made me well and strcng, and
feel it my duty to tell other suffering women
what splendid medicine it is"
For twenty-five years Mrs. Pinkham,
daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham,
has under her direction, and since her
decease, been advising sick women free
OF charge. Her advice is free and
always helpful. Address, Lynn. Mass.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
TAKE YOUR WIFE ALONG

A fig for un-uxorious, sardonic Per-
nard Shaw,
VINO sneers at love and marriage and
maternity-in-law.
For the burden of this humble but On
operative song
is hang expense in traveling-and
take your wife along.
On, it's take your wife along
Don't be selfish like a shellfsbI
Show her London and Hongkong.
Royal lips will smile TO greet YOU.
Emperors will rush to meet you,
Kings will wine you,
Queens will dine you.
II you take your wife alongl
Won't it be nice sensation when in
London town you land
And the king comes down to meet at
the station with a band?
ana among the naughty Germans
twill be comforting, somehow.
When the emperor shouts. "Pullyi uud
you brought dot leedle frau!"
oh, IT'S take your wife along
Ihough it's trouble, pay for
double,
AND you'll certainly Belong.
King and common. priest and
peasant,
WIN attempt to make things pleas.
ant,
From the steerage
To the peerage-
II you take your wife along!
Let the added Muse of Satire
woman's vanity deride--
AFTER all no decent honeymoon's com.
plete without a bride;
And when so equipped for travel ALI
the world may come and cheer
AS you stop at famous capitals around
this girded sphere.
30, It's take your wife along
You had better not forget 'er,
Iwouid be rude as well as wrong.
How the dickens would you min.
gle
With the Royalty. If single?
1t Is very
Necessary
That you take your wife along,
Wallace Irwin in Life.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
COLD DRINKS FOR HOT navs

raspberry Cordial-Place two
quarts of fresh, ripe berries in a stone
crock and pour over them one quart
Oh cider vinegar. Tie cloth over the
crock and let stand two days. Strain
through a cloth and pour the Juice
over two quarts of fresh berries. let
stand two days, as before and then
strain again, squeezing out all the
juice. To every pint of the juice add
one pound of white sugar. boil ten
minutes; skim, and when cold. bottle
and cork tightly. Keep in a cool place
and serve by adding one teaspoonful
to glass of iced water. Blackberries
may be used in the same manner.
Currant and Raspberry Shrub
Heat currants and raspberries until
the juice runs, squeeze the fruit, and
TO each quart of juice allow two tea.
cupfuls of sugar and stir until dissol-
we'd, then add the beaten whites of
TWO eggs and pour into a tall pitcher
half full of cracked ice. Serve when
perfectly cold.
Japanese Punch.-Boil together. for
hVe minutes, one quart of water, two
pounds OF sugar and the thin, yellow
rlnd of two lemons. Strain, and add
the juice of four lemons and one thin
~ sliced cucumber and let cool. When
COOL remove the cucumber and add
TWO quarts of strong tea. Pour this
over block of ice in your puch bowl
and add one pint of stoned cherries
Ellzabetn Clarke Hardy in the August
Housekeeper.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
Used IL AdvisedIv

What were the details of the af-
fray?" asked the lawyer.
We'll" said the witness, 'the
colonel and the doctor had made a
horse trade, and it seems the colonel
wanted to back out because he though.
he had cheated the other man"
You don't suppose you can make
the jury believe that Col. Sharpley
wanted to back out of a horse trade
on any such grounds as that, do you? ''
interrupted the lawyer.
mo, sir; what | said was that it
seems he did."-Chicago Tribune.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what.
ever food or medicine may be offered you?
Or, do you want to know something OF the
composition and character of that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine.
DR.. Pierce believes they have a perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. So he
publishes, >SSoadcast and on each bottle
wrapper, what BIS MEDICINES are made Of
and vexifes c1hder This be feels
he can well-&tford 70 do because the more
the lngredients Of which his medicines
are made are studied and understood the
more viii their superior curative virtues
be al1reclateL
For the cure OF woman's peculiar weak
nesses, Irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging-down pain or distress In
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
panied, Outlines, with facilitating,
pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms OF weakness, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
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1t is equally effective In curing painful
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thus rendering childbirth safe and COM
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1t is also a soothing and invigorating
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other distressing nervous symptoms at
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A host OF medical authorities OF all the
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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27

On, my" exclaimed Mrs. Byers
over her evening paper, isn't that too
aggravating?"
WHAT'S the matter?" demanded
her husband
why Bangor & Co are Offering I'M
usual bargains in their drug depart.
ment. Here's chance to get com.
plete line of patent medicines at
prices cut right in half, and none of
us are sick. Philadelphia Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
Proof.

What reason have you for think
ing that the thief who entered your
house was a locksmith by trade?'
asked the detective.
why, saw him make a bolt for
the victim of the robbery.-Judge.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
The Newest Type.

THAT doctor that examined me told
me my heart was beating at rate of
$50 per minute"
We'll. he's the worst circulation
liar / have ever heard of."-Judge.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
Not an Apt Expression.

Hes pretty shrewd fellow. You'd
never find his wits wool-gathering.
ooh, don't know; he employs his
wits mostly in gathering wool off the
lambs in Wall reet."-Philadelp
Ledger.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27

The Taft commi ssion is ready to
begin work in Cuba; navy department
still preparing for armed interven-
ton; other vessels ordered to pre-
pare to 60 to Havana.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
What He Called Him.

What do you call your baby?"
Jaw, has my wife been telling you
about that-when I called him that,
he'd been keepin' me awake over
three-eh? Oh, his name, John -
Houston Post.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27
One Woman,s Wisdom.

Mrs. Scribbles-'T can always
laugh at my husbands jokes as a mat.
ter of self-defense."
Mrs. Dribbles-"Se lf-defense."
Mrs. Scribbles-"Yes; to keep him
from explaining them to me-"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1906-09-27

Mrs. WinsIow's SOOTHING SYRUP for chill
dren teething softsns the gums reduces infam.
nation, allays pain, cures wind collie. q cents
bottle.