New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-09-20
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Warren which he bore in later years. at Roehes-
ter recorded in yesterdays Tribune. appears
] in Stedmans American Anthology:
THOUGHTS ON THE COMMANDMENTS
Love your neighbor as yourself
So the psrson breaches:
That's One-haf the Decalo-ue.
So the prayer book teaches
my duty do
With but little labor.
For with all my heart and soul
do love my neghbor
Mighty little credit that
To my self-denisl:
Not TO love her. though. might Be
Something OF a trial.
Why. the rosy light that peeps
Through the glass above her
Fingers round her lpS-yOu see
Zen the sunbeams love her.
SO. to make my merit more
III go beyond letter;
Love my neighbor s myself?
Yes times better
For she's sweeter than the breath
OF the spring. that passes
Through the fragrant, budding woods
Ger the meadow grasses.
And I've preached the word I know.
For II my duty
To convert the stubborn breasc
OF little beauty.
Once again has crowned
Missionary labor,
For her sweet eyes that she
Also loves her neighbOr.
Found She Was in wrong.-An absent minded
took front seat and Joined in the service yiyos,
Gusiy Then the eoIeGtiqn DasAst ~s a p1s bot 70
She glances in every direction her mind cleared
face She got up she hurried down the aisle She
overlook the man with the collection basket In, II m
out the coin she had put in. She hurried forth
Chicago Inter Ocean.
In his presidential address at the annual meeting
OF the Library Association az Bradford. England.
CT nj. fk.~ lH-.x d
silent. restful recreation and one OF the best
methods Of triumphing over the misfortunes Of
life.
Feminine Amenities-'Yes. dear. was married
last month. ia like you. to call on me and see the
I've seen him. my dear!'-Iife.
The Oldest banknotes in the world are the flying
money or convenient money. first issued in China
IN 297 b. c. One writer tells that the ancient Chi
nese banknotes were in many respects similar 70
those Of the present day. bearing the name OF the
bank, the date OF issue the number OF the note. the
signature OF the official who issued IT, and its
value. in both figures and words. On the top OF
these curious notes tho following philosophio
injunction: Produce all you cam spend with econ
omy." The printed in blue ink paper
made from the fibre OF the mulberry tree. One OF
these notes bearing the date 1899 3. c. IS still pre-
served in the Asiatic Museum at ST. Petersburg.
Child. whom do you love the better. your father
". ..SEEf fasheF'"
Because see less OF neutrality-suspicious..
A wooden legged candidate for the Town Council
of Claston. England. urged hts fellow artisans to
elect him the ground that wooden leg IN the
council would be pleasant variety among the
wooden heads there now. Vote for Pesgy!' Is his
inspiring slogan.
Lieutenant examining soldier)-what should you
do II you met an enemy on the field OF battls7
you met whole battalion Of the enemy7
SoldierCsho0t them dead: sir ,
o, do IL YOU met a COW beloneinT 10 the enemy9
solder-Shoot il dead. sir
soidier~Fsn back and give warning. sir.
hold of bv the horns and bring Il nto
Now tell me what you should do IL you met me In
soidier-shoot you dead. sir
Lsu,ssnantmRg69PitshL I'm not an enemyi
S9ideT-Fail back and give warning
solder--Weil then. I'd catch hold of you BY the
horns and lead you into camp.
Lieutenant --. -Lustige Blatter.
The tomorrow OF which dream never Gomez
but the real Tomorrow upon arrival. is merely
a commonplace to-day.
Recipe wish to make some man good wife
How shall go about il? .Arabella-
Every cookbook worthy OF the name contains full
directions for getting this delicious connection.
Puck
Not long a visiting minister in Philadelphia
ignorant Of the provisions in the Glrard will tina.
mo ecclesiastic missionary minister any sect
shall ever be admitted within the premises OF the
College presented himself at the gate OF Girard
College and started To enter Are you minister.
sir?" asked the gatekeeper- Yes" the I'M
suspecting reply. Then you can't enter here
said the gatenlan tersely giving the reason The
devil you say from the astonished clergy
man. The gatcman hesitated for a moment but
after bordering the minister's remark he IS said
have replied: "Oh, you're all right When you
talk that way you can't he very strong in the
preaching line
An Ohio genius has invented a device 10 prevent
women from stepping of backward Thus
does perhdiOus man strike another blow az the
liberties Of the gentler sex-Phladelphia North
American.