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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23
A Little Advice to the
Summer Girl

(By Beatrice Fairfax in Pittsburg
Sum
SIN the spring livelier iris changes
on the burdish'd dove;
In the spring young mans fancy
lightly turns to thoughts of love-"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

There are SO many ways of lying
that few people are able to tell the
truth.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23
Much samene.s About an Spring.


Same old springtime,
Same old rain;
Same old mudness,
Here ag in.
Same old carpet.
Same old beat;
Same old dirt, from
Same old feet.
Same old landlord.
Same old CON-;
Same old promise.
Aud he's gone.
Same old pantry.
Same old hall;
Same old paper
On the wall.
Same old weather.
Same old mud;
Spattered over
Every dud.
Same old windstorm,
Same old skies;
Same old street dust
Fills our eyes
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

Any man who sticks up for his
friends only when they are present
is a sneak.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

A baby is never as pretty as his
mother says it is and hardly ever
as ugly as the neighbors think.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23
ScIatica cured After Twenty Years Of
Torture

For more than twenty years Mr.
j B Massey. of 1922 Clinton st,
Minneapolis, MINI. was tortured
by sciatioa The pain and suffering
which he endured during this time
is beyond comprehension Nothing
gave him any permanent relief
until he used Chamberlain's Pain
Balm One application of that
liniment relieved the pain and
made sleep and rest possible, and
less than one bottle has effected a
permanent cure If troubled with
soistioa or rheumatism why not
try 25.oent bottle of Pain Balm
and see for yourself how quickly it
relieves the pain For sale By q
W M Hooff and A O Van Glider.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

Most people who congratulate
you on your success do not mean
it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

When washing China silk add a
sight suggestion of starch and it
will look like new.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

Be soft in voice, gentle in man.
ner and difinlfied in behavior, ard
you will find yon will make friends
among both men and women.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

It's the easiest thing in the world
for a man to find an exonse for his
thirst.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

attention from men is of no
value unless accompanied by res
poet.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

A refined lady-like demeanor is
ten times more attractive than a
loud, bold one.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

A quiet voice is much prettier
than loud one
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

Every man would be Prohibit
ZIONIST if there was as much fun in
it as being the other kind.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

If you demand respect you will
getit.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23
HIS KIND CAME
IN PUNCHES.
Then Hubby Was Sorry He Had
Taken Any Interest in Dreams.

Some time ago. in New York
City, a man was wakened in the
night to find his wife weeping, un.
controllabIy. relates Harper's Ma
gszine.
Ny darling" he said. in distress,
what is the matterP"
IA dream!" she gasped. II
had had suoh a horrible dream. I"
Her husband begged her to tell
it to him, in order that he might
conf 'rt her. After long persua-
sion she was induced to say this:
Il thought L was walking down
Broadway, and 1 came to ware
house, where there was large
plaosrd. Husbands for Sale You
could get beautiful ones for 81, 500,
aud very nice ones for as low as
$780,"
The husband asked. innocently:
"Did you see any that looked like
me?"
The sobs became strangling.
dozens of them," gasped the wife,
done up in bunohes, like espara.
gus. and sold for ten cents bunch"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

There is no quality more charm.
ing in a woman than modesty.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

Nell-And how are you and Ned
getting along2
BelIe-ob, 1 San Franoisooized
him,
NelI-san Franoisooized himP
Belle-Yes-ehock bin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

Never make yourself conspiou.
ous by loud laughter or behavior.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1906-05-23

1t is possible to obtain relief from
chronic indigestion and dyspepsia
from the use of KODOL for dys
pepsia. Some of the most hope
less cases of long standing have
Welded to it. 1t enables you to
iigest the food you eat and exer-
cises a corrective influence, build
ing up the efficiency of the digest.
We organs. The stomach is the
boiler wherein the steam is made
that keeps up your vitality, health
md strength. Kodol digests what
YOU eat Makes stomach sweet
outs the boiler in condition to do
the work nature demands of it
gives you relief from digestive dis
prders, and puts you in shape to do
your best. and feel your best Sold
~ all druggists.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
AUDITORIUM TO Be
FORMALLY OPENED
Grace-Street Presbyterian Church
Now Complete and Very
Beautiful.

Since the middle OF last June the cone
esesatiou Of Grace street Presbyteri.n
Church has been worshiuirg iu thc lcc-
Worhme 90 and decorators 90 alter repair
and decorate the auditorium. This work
has been completed. and there is NOT in
thc city au auditorium showing more
taste and beauty than tho workmcu and
decorators have furnished Tine Grace
street congreeatiou. Something unique
for Richmond has been placed m the
room. tile ACQUISITION. that thos. mom-
beers who are hard of hearing may enjoy
the services and tine sermon with case
and pleasure
Special services have been arranged
for to-day They Will Dee conducted hr
the pastor. Dr. Jere Wither.roon and
will be appropriate to the occasion.
The choir has selected suitable music.
and viii Doe lod by their director Mr
Louis p. Weitzci. who stands high iu his
profession. Services will he conduct. 3
both morning and night. Dr Wither-
spoon preaching on both occasions Br.
Nithcrspoon has taken for his morning
topic "Ihe Bridge Between the Tcmplc
and The Palace, or Tho joining Together
or the Church and the Home" using the
text from First Kings. And his ascent
py which he went up unto the house OF
the Lord"
At night the topic will Joe Church
Hospitality from the tcxt in Genesis
My Lord. if now have .ouui favor i'm
Thy sight. pass not away. I pray Thee.
nom Thy servant" The endeavor will
be TO make the services throughout prof
liable to all who may attend.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
COLUMBIA BRINGS
PRISONER FOR TRIAL
Fred Becks, Charged With Feloni-
ously Wounding Fellow-Sea-
man, Coming Tomorrow.

Fred Be-As. white man. will he
brought to this city This evening hy Depu-
ty United States Marshal j r.. West. OF
Norfolk. from Newport News. whittier
Hecks SIS being brought from Guantanamo.
cuba. where two or three weeks ago. il
is charged. hc telonIou~ly assaulted ami
crt Alvin D. Taylor am empioyc ON board
government barge In the engineering
service By order Of United States Mar
shall Morean Treat. Deputy West VIII
meet the United states armored cruiser
columbia M Newport News ON her arr
rival from Cuban waters to-day and talk.
Hecks into custody. The assault occurred
n Guantanamo Bay Within the jursllc-
ton ot the United States. Becks &c IS
alleged. dangerously stabbed ard cut Tay-
Jog with "a knife blade six inches long ana
an inch in width
The accused VIII Doe immediately brought
90 THIS city ana .ucarceratcd iu Che Rich
mond Jail 90 await trial on the charge
against lim
The Columbia IS expected to arrive In
Hampton Roads some time to-day. hnviu-
on board among others Secretary OF Wax
Llthu Roof who IS returning from an
extended tour o. the South American re-
IuHlcs fOll1NIng thr recent BIO confer
cncc. He VIII be- landed no Newport News
or ola Point ANA Will continue his trim
COB Washington ou another steamer or d
government vessel The columbia will GOAL
ana provision az Newport News and take
on board large force OF marines wftr
which She VIII hasten back % Cuba Tho
Columbia is one OF The fastest vessels OF
che navy.
The Department of Justice nj Washing
i"n has been in correspond. nee with tt.
District Attorney office here with refer
ence Co tine ca~e OF Berks. ana it is .N
pcctcd thai the man ,yIll bc arrafrral ..,.,
tried here.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

ceivors viii. without delay. purchase thel
twenty cars for use on the lines " me
company. The new cars will be about
the length OF the double truck cars
operating on Main Street. and Ike ther
VIII he ~ the conference.-the pattern.
adapted 20 use summer and winter. They
Will differ from the cars now in use on
Main street however. in that they will
have the Detroit platform. This platform
Is about three times as cupaclous as the
old ones and VIII ar-ord ample room for
the accommodation OF smokers on thc
cars and for ingress and egress OF pas
sengers.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

q seat and every seat is provided with q
comfortable back and foot rest
Pawnee Blll has long since re,eeated
the old-tne circus plants. ON the show
grounds tWo ticket wagons nr. rr.ti.i.t.
the red ticket wagon for the sale OF
general admission tickets and tho white
ticket wagon for the sale of reserved
seats and grandstand chairs.
Tomorrow morning tho advance sale Of
tickets VIII open in Mccoy's drugstore.
Murphy's Hotel Annex. so matter where
your tickets are purchased there ls no
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
Richmonders in New York.
Especial 20 The Times-Dispateh.l

NEW YORK. September 29.-SincIair-
w. W. Miller. Marlborough-Mrs r. II
kahm. Miss NJ. Graham; Nictorin-M. w.
Crenshaw' lmperal-H j. Oppenhimer:
Algonquin-E NJ Hoadly and wife: Broad
way Dentral-H. " Eubauk. Mr. II
Bodell
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
OCTOBER'S RECORD.
Weather Bureau Reveals What It
Knows About the Month.

inc ioilo"ins data covering FL period
OF nine years. have been cornnifo1 from,
tho Weather purea, rsoo-as se-. r,n.,.
'"'s
w. '.''" 1''' '''i-i1'ons t'al nave
prevailed during Tho month I'm question.
FOR the above period OF wears bur mus
not De construed as "a forecast no 49,.
weather conditions Tor October for nina
years
Temperature.
Mean or normal temperature. IN degrees
Tho warmest month was that ~ 1910.
.ri. 81, -. Ut .'
90, ..,.s~.,- 80 e, 49,. WIS .'1 '' b. WIN
Tho highest t,-r-,s-a-,,ro ,,.,s a. ,...-...
ON October lf. Is9..
The lowest temperature was 90 degrees.
on October 81. feof.
The earliest date on which FIRST "kHinc''
frost occurred in autumn. October eSth.
Average date on which frst kuing"
frost occurred in autumn. Novc,,. ner Sth
Average date on which last "kuIng''
frost occurred in spring. April o.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

II you need a strong. liberal bank TO
assist you In building up your business.
Richmond. Va, with It's s., OOO, 900 assets
equipped for that purpose.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

Mr. Vivian Spears. Of No 27O6 East
Broad Street. left the city at noon yes
terday to visit relatives in New York
State.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

tho residence Of Rcv. r.. A. Williams.
where they We're united IN marriage.
They left on an afternoon train for
Washington.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
ATLANTIC HOTEL SOLD.
Big Building Again Changes
Hands and Win Be ENLARGED.

Isrnr.aI ~ southern Bell ToIepho6a1
NORFOLK. VA. September % THE At
laurc Hotel, seven-story building. occu-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
Yer, Our Business is
Growing Daily

You ask, Why? Because we give the best values
Ior the least money Try stores and be convinced
Best American Granulated Sugar ......434c
swift's Pride SOAP large bars for :. a Csc
new sweet Potatoes, per peck ...............1 5c
lna1s I1de Coffee something pound.
Der paCkag
l-pound bricks Pure Boneless Goldfish . &c
Lion or Cariova Con per e OF barre" $40
American Sardines per can &c
M T'i E1"Por 2 aPplss in pound packages
IL bars Ark Laundry Soap for ............... Csc
Xfal Loaf Or Ham Loaf can
New Shredded Goldfish, per package ............ Sc
b's in Slt pd for h I G"m per peck
Small bales Best Straw, per 100 ............ Coo
Large Bartlett cans.
Quart cans Pure Maple Syrup .............. Csc
Eight shape soap for . 2Sc
Quart Mason Jars, per dozen Observation-Disclosures. 55c
New Orleans p %oia,ees per gallon 49,. sc
Snowflake Patent Flour $500 barrel, or bag 25c
Three plugs Peach Plum any kind
Quart sweet Mixed pickles zoe zoe
Best City Heal 18c peck; per bushel ........ .69c
I Ih N@% Fat ,r MIGke
Virginia Pride Roasted Coffee, 1-pound packages,
best on the market .......... ...............14 c
orc Ginger snaps per pound " &c &c
Best Quality Oats, per bushel .............45 c
Fyc-Po'nd Mocha Conce 800
Fresh New Clipped Herrings just arrived, lie doz;
$3.50 barrel, or per half barrel ............. $275
Try our G,een BLACK or Mixed Tea regular oo grade
Mountain Roll Butter, pounds for ...........2 Csc
Three pound jar Preserves ......... .1sc
s. Ullman'S Son,
wholesale Grocer.
Oldest and Cheapest Grocery in The City.
Stores 182O-1822 E. Main St. and SOC E. Marshall ST.
Hn'nnS ,, Must ,s Accompany All Shipping Orders
Prompt Attention.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30
WILD WEST SHOW
ARRIVES TODAY
But Pawnee Bill Gave Orders
That No Work Be Done on
Sunday.
GREAT PARADE TOMORROW
There VIII Be Two Cavalcades.
One Headed by Major Lille
and One by His Daughter.


Pawnee Bills Historic Wild West and
Great Far East VIII arrive here esrl,,
This ,ror,,i,., ..., ,.,,o .o..o..,... % 49,.
'''S
on" sI"u"'s AT 9'i""oeTry ana cary
Streets. where two performances viii be
gwen tomorrow Pawnee BIZ claims to
60,
"a lar an I'a'''' @''o- Di'l5 sue"
WORK VIII Dee done to-day as is abso-
let,lv necessar, for the comfort OF bis
people and horses. u win not he until
tomorrow morning that the huge canopy
tops viii boz placed in position There are
whole iot OF Intcres,ins, things % boz
seen around "a Wild West Show ground
or Sunday and the show grounds to-day
viii undoubtedly De q Mecca FOR thoti-
sands OF the people II ,hls city
Tomorrow u9ru!rg. promptly al I'D
O'Clock tie hug. street parade wlil leave
the show grounds ana pass over the foi-
lowing route. Meadow Street % Broad
t. Seventh. o. Ma %. 70 Twelfth. 20 Broad
e. FIth. 20 Main. and return t. tho
show grounds
Tle parade consists OF two distinct
oavalcades. the first viii be- the typical
Wild West Including Indians. COW boys.
1IeNlrans. etc.. together with prairie
schooner.. overland mail coaches. Rocky
No1rfain hurros ana s-ervthlng needfll
T. present comprehensive and truly
realistic frontier display.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-09-30

? Because we give the best values
ey. Try our stores and be convinced.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
IS Suffering.

OF the etiology of suffering we know
nothing definite. Direct inheritance is
rare, and possibly imitation is the chief
factor when father and son are affect
ed. There is usually a we'll marked
neurotic Inheritance, others in the fam
lily having various forms Of nervous
complaints. But have not been able
to confirm Charcot's statement that
suffering and ordinary facial paralysis
frequently occur in the same family.
Shocks, frights and debility after some
acute illness are the causes to which
the onset is most frequently attributed
by parents. Imitation is undoubtedly
an occasional cause, children having
often been known to start the habit
when put in charge Of a suffering
nursemaid. A friend of mine who was
extremely fond Of horses and was
hardly to be kept out of the stables &C.
quired a most obstinate stutter from
the groom. Adenoid negotiations are
often met with and are important as
predisposing cause, since they tend to
prevent the proper filling of the chest
with air. When present they should be
removed as preliminary measure, al
though it must not be expected that
their removal will lead to a prompt
cessation of the stutter-London Ian
Get.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
Long and short Days.

At Hamburg, Germany, the longest
day occupies seventeen hours and the
shortest seven. At Stockholm, in Swe-
den, the longest has eighteen and a
half hours and the shortest five and "a
half. At st. Petersburg the longest has
nineteen and the shortest five hours.
In Finland the longest has twenty
one and a half hours. In the north
ernmost parts Of Norway the longest
day lasts from May Fl to July 2, the
sun not sinking below the horizan dur
ing this period, but skimming along
very close to it in the north. At Spit
bergen the longest day lasts three
months and a half.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
The !.Longest Resident. %

/ The poverty of the English language
Is exemplitied by a circular which is
making the rounds of a suburb and in
vitesf subscriptions to testimonial to
the station master. It comes from one
who styles himself '''the longest resi-
dent" the sad physical fact being that
he is probably the shortest, although
in bulk and rotundity he makes up for
the inches he lacks in height. Here is
a case in which the very clumsiness of
the German language would be an in
estimable help, for then this gentleman
could quite correctly describe himself
"the ohgest-time-herein resid-
Ing or even perhaps 'the for-the-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS." 1ndivid-
ual. Those compound adjectives of the
Teutons may be- awkward, but they
express what the user means and in
sure accuracy.-London Standard.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
GERMANY.

Several young sportsmen were seen
around the -Four Corners on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs.Leon Parks called on
MIR. and Mrs. S. Winsor Sunday even.
ing.
Mrs. w. A. Brooks entertained her
mother, Mrs. L. Slayb back, over Sun.
day.
A large number of our people at.
tended the county fair at Princeton
last week.
Verne Mott is greatly improving his
property by building an addition tc
his house.
MIR. and Mrs. John Gustafson enter.
tanned a number of callers at their
home on Sunday.
Mrs. Fl. L. Spencer and Miss
blanche Harrington spent Sunday
with friends at Oxbow.
Fl. G, Harrington, Joe Whitcomt
and Verne Mott left Saturday morn.
ing for few days hunt up north.
MIR. and Mrs. Robert Sleeves
arrived here from Chelan, WASH, last
week, to attend the term of court,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
Nautical Etiquette

They were on their honeymoon. He
had bought catboat and had taken
her out to show her how we'll he could
handle boat, putting her to tend the
sheet: A puff of wind came, and he
shouted in no uncertain tones, "Let go
the sheet" No response. Then again,
LET go that sheet, quick" Still no
movement. A few minutes after, when
both were clinging to the bottom of the
overturned boat, he said: ~
'Why didn't you let go that sheet
when I told you to, dear?'
I would have" said the bride, ''if
you had not been SO rough about it.
You ought to speak more kindly to your
Wife."-New York Post.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
Some Big Oysters.

The usual size of the shell of an oys-
ter is three to five inches, but away
back in Tertiary times there were
oysters in California that had shells
IL inches long, and seven or eight
inches wide. The animal and shell
doubtless weighed Is or 20 pounds,
since the shells were five inches thick.
These oysters have long lbeen extinct,
but their fossil shells are abundant.
If the oyster farmer could produce in
dividuals of such enormous size now,
and the flavor were good in proportion
to it's size, we would be most fertu-
nate. In that case single oyster
would be enough for one stew at the
church festivaH-St. Nicholas.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
SPEED SWIMMING.
The Difficult Side Stroke and How 1t
Is Accomplished.

The Difficult Side Stroke and How 1t
Is Accomplished.
Whether man be a swimmer or not,
in taking up a new stroke he should
begin with the leg movement only. In
the side stroke it is called the scissors
kick. To acquire it find a place with
water at least three feet in depth, where
you can use either stationary or a
floating support. Take hold Of this
support and let your body rest on the
water, on it's side, with legs straight
and we'll together and feet as if stand
ing on tiptoe. Choose the side that
feels most comfortable. Now proceed
to open the legs very slowly, not frog
fashion, but front and back, as in walk
ing. The upper should be brought for
ward almost straight, the under, back,
bent to kneeling position. When they
are about two feet apart snap sharply
together.
The position Of the body is un-
changed. Lie on your side, with body
and legs in straight line; both arms
perpendicularly over your head, and
the palms turned slightly away from
the face. Bring upper arm down
smartly, keeping it rigid at elbow and
wrist, palm of hand open, fingers well
together Carry it through the water
just below the surface, describing a
semicircle to end at the thigh, then
bend arm at the elbow and bring it
forward well above water, until 1T is
straight before you in the original posi-
ton. The under arm should be started
when the, upper one is just about
through with it's stroke, and should
be brought down with force, almost
parallel to it, so that at the finish it
brushes the lower thigh; then it is bent
at the elbow like the other and brought
forward just below the surface. The
upper arm should rest on the water,
at full reach, while the under one re-
covers, until it is at the height of the
head
The action Of the arms in the side
stroke entails rolling motion Of the
body which buries the face at every
stroke. This necessitates an artificial
way of breathing, which has to be
learned before the stroke can be swum
properly. It is advisable to make a
special study of it. Air should be in.
hailed through the mouth as the up
per arm is being brought down and
should be exhaled through the nostrils,
under water, while the under arm goes
forward. Some find this impossible
even after long practice, and breathe
in and out through the mouth during
| the short period that the face is above
water, but if, one can acquire the other
way it is far the best
The legs should be opened very
slowly just as the under arm starts
its recovery; they should be snapped
together when the upper arm is in the
middle Of its stroke. If properly timed
the side stroke gives clean, even prog
ress, without break or a check
L. de B. Handley in Outing Maya
zine.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1906-09-20
A Taste That Age withers,

! According to: a. member Of the candy
loving sex, there IS no sadder evidence
of age in a woman than being able to
pass a bonbon shop without being
tempted by the wares. "When a
woman can do this" she says, "she is
frankly middle aged. During your
school days chocolates are a recog-
inized necessity Of existence. During
the early bud period of matinee hero
worship they are Indispensable to the
enjoyment of performance. When
your mouth does not water at the mere
idea of a caramel or a marshmallow
begin to search for the first gray hair"
New York Press