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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-08-03

There always has been, and there
always will be, good demand for first
class butter. The man who makes good
butter, not necessarily butter that the
groceryman calls good, but butter that
the most critical trade pronounces good,
will always bring remunerat've prices.
There is no reason why the farmer
should not be able to make as good but
ter as any modern creamery, in fact,
there are many reasons why he can
make better butter 1t all depends up
on the individual and the facilities he
has for turning out a good product.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-08-03
CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING
Portland Trade Directory

Names and Addresses in Portland Of Repre-
sentative Business Firms
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-08-03

MAGIC LANTERNS : Webster Co. Portland
Lowest prices on Lanterns and Slides
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-08-03
Iy-PURELY VEGETABLE


that take purifying the blood Of all
supply the
in perfect condition during the months that follow
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1906-08-03

HORSES Of all kinds for sale at very reasonal
prices Inquire g7s Front ST.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18
THE PRIMARY ELECTION,

r.. 5-ra-. B. over. F.. :-- ga,.
few e-.., =. La..a county g.. "~. e..
other ,-...a. .: n. STATE, ha- been .-
the three. u, q warm ra":lca. .ar..
pat-r ia which ms.a mad ,..r--- Ca.
b.-o .aj.'g45 character, have beer
a..eHai. political record. torn .-..
.,.-a3.. AMI a... mach energy ard -.
Were expended
When me canpa.., opened early IT.
Apr 4. vas ire genera, wish thar Il:
would BE- quiet campaign with no
personalities, ard no one regrets /. has
been otherwise more than THE TRIBUNE
and while we have published many
campaign article, from candidates and
their friend, we nave also turned down
enough To nave filled our columns mary
time. over, on accoun.of their persona.
nature ii being our opinion that no
such articles could appear in The TIL.
BrSE and still hold II up u Is stand.
ard. $50; at our beginning, and which
w... always be our low water mark.
Tuesday ended il, however, and .t4
resa.: shows that the voters II &.
Lgciq county have made their choice
of who shall hold Office in our fair
county for the mex. TWO years. Every
good citizen vii. meeH'y submit, 70 the
will Of the majority and pol. hand
Some yo.4 tor ;h= nominees 8: he
November election,
Nearly ever; candidate rad opposition
ard some one had 70 he beaten. bv:
the were a., god men and vii. prove
their manhood b. settling down %
regular work Of building up s.. Lucie
county and making her The banner
county Of the state and ,a= defeated
candidates will stand shoulder 20
shoulder with their Successful. 9pyIn.
ert.,ard bo1s, our section 70 her proper
place.
The r~.-,, will be found in ara:a4,
co,-~-.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18
CLOSING EXERCISES
JENSEN HIGH SCHOOL

b. Response :. 3. invitation from the
'.'7 Jensen h'Sn >choo. a
.'.. We '". .e'@'..a,'r attended thu
....'' .. mat 'cAoo. last
....' - ''..'.-' Az. ..@ '' NJ. hesitate
. ~ '.. 's'. arranged
..'.... -"+,''s' school
-...' Wig ""'" attended in
IT,. -'... decorations, wore artistic, n
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18

THE political food is over and now
we can give our readers a full and com
plete account Of local happenings.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18

LIVE OAK, according To the State
census Of 1905 show. a greater increase
than any other interior town in the
state. Nov they jus, dare anybody to
call them a burg.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18

ACCORDING % the State Census St.
L.cie county has 2,4N white and SO
coIorcd population. We are small in
number. young in years. but the
heartiest youngstcr that ever happencd.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18

WONDER if the candidates feel as re.
lieved as the voters.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18

The election went Democratic We
told you so.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1906-05-18

Ladies Oxfords, $1.75. $500 and
$3.50, in black and tan. Misses
Oxfords, Ladies' and childrens
white canvas shoes. Ladies III.
LETS. Mems shoes in Balls, Oxfords
patent leather and vici. Misses
and children's tennis shoes at zoe
75c and Soc.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
THEY WOULD
SELL THEIR BODIES
Young Man and Woman Want Money Y
Have Good Time ard Then
End All by Suicide.

Warren Greenstreet, baker of Koko,
mo, Ind, and Miss Maggie Downtown,
a young lady whose parents We're once
wealthy, offered their bodies to three
well known Kokomo physicians, saying
they had agreed to sell their bodies.
have a good time with the money real
lied from the sale and then end it all
by committing suicide.
They had decided to use chloroform
and begged the physicians to buy their
bodies. The doctors refused to buy and
tried to dissuade them from their pur-
pose. but failed to do SO, and in order
to prevent them carrying the compact
into execution informed the police, and
the pair were placed under slrveil-
lance.
Several years ago the Downtown fam
lily was in good circumstances, but dur
ing the natural gas boom the father
made some bad investments and was
reduced to poverty. Maggie did not
want to be a burden on her aged father
and mother and went out to service in
private families.
She and Greenstreet became ac-
quainted and subsequently engaged,
but their earnings have been small, and
they have not been able to save enough
to justify marriage. After considering
the matter from all points of view they
decided to commit suicide, first selling
their bodies and having q good time on
the money.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
After the Icennen.

In various parts of the country able
and Industrious grand juries are hand
ing out documents to the icemen
which look as though they might be let
tiers from home. but which prove to be
choice and well worded indictments.
To the wise and impetuous grand
jury it appears to be a crime for the
men who have all the ice there is to
combine for the purpose of charging
all of the money in town for it. While
Ice is a necessity, the people cannot
use it as a substitute for potatoes or
utilize il to spread on their bread as
butter, and the grand jury wisely
opines that the people would like a
little small change left for these i'm
portant articles. luxuries though they
may be.
or course the icemen do not look
1t it that way and they have the money
20 hire lawyers. but the unprejudiced
Jury that has been buying ice itself
will doubtless hand them cold DEAL
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
STRUCK BY TRAIN,
HE CHIDES CREW
Deaf Man of Seventy, Knocked Down
Embankment, Gets Up and Re-
sumes Walk on Track.

James Garth, seventy years old, n
resident of Webster Groves, Mo-, was
hit by an engine and knocked from
the railroad track down an embank-
ment fifteen feet. Garth is deaf and
did not hear the engine approaching.
The engine ran on nearly hundred
yards beyond the scene of the accident
before it was stopped.
The train was backed to the spot
where Garth had stood when the en-
CINE hit him, the crew expecting to
pick up his mangled body.
Instead they found the aged man al
ready ON his feet and walking back
toward the track. The train crew Of
fered to assist him, but he refused all
aid. He was plainly vexed and chided
the crew for their carelessness.
After the train had started on again
Garth got in the middle of the track
and continued his journey.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
TILTED BECAUSE
HAIR WAS FALSE
German Girl Who Wore Wig Gets %
Cents Damages From faS-
tidiouS Sweetheart.

Fraulein Mini Simmer Of Berlin
won her suit for breach of promise,
but the damages have been assessed
at only 10 cents. This isn't because
her sweetheart. Gustave Weichmann.
is or was a ten cent sweetheart but
because the judge thought GustaYe
was justified, all but ten cents worth.
in breaking his engagement TO marry
the fair Mini.
Gustave is a clerk in government
office. Mini is the daughter of We'll
to do people retired from business.
The courtship and engagement had
lasted five years, and both GustaYe
and Mini We're as happy as the day Is
long. Then the marriage day was
named, and they We're even happier.
They went one day with their parents
to a summer resort, and Gustave en-
ticed Mini on to the lake with him in
q boat. She, being fat as we'll as fair
and clumsy in her movements, tipped
the boat over. Gustave is a good
swimmer. He waited until Mini came
to the surface and then started To
save her. He grasped her by the hair,
and horrors-the hair came off,
Several boaunen We're soon on the
scene, and Gustaye allowed them to do
the rescuing. He went home and, re-
fusing to have anything more to do
with Mini of the golden locks, she sued
him. Gustaye's plea was justification.
The judge agreed that he need not
carry out his promise, but he must pay
10 cents, also the costs, and the
presents need not be returned.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
LIKE A SNAKE, HE
SHEDS HIS SKIN
Superintendent of Montana Mine Re-
news His CutiCle Every
Year.

John Fl. Price, superintendent Of the
Gold Reef mines at Philipsburg, Mont,
is shedding his skin. 1t is very pc
culiar piece of natures work, the cause
of which the medical profession has so
far been unable to explain. The she'd
ding of the skin of his entire body is
complete, including the nails on his
fingers and toes, and the process of
shedding covers a period of from three
to five days. This has occurred an
nually for thirty years.
At the approach of the shedding pc
Rod Mr.. Price becomes quite i'll. has
high fever, and the skin over his entire
body apparently dries up. AS soon
as new skin has formed underneath,
which usually requires couple of
days, the old skin peels off, and Mr..
Price feels rejuvenated, with skin as
tender as that of a child. Until the
new skin hardens he is obliged to ex-
ercise care to prevent it breaking.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
FIVE HUNDRED
POUNDS OF DRINKS
Policemen q Hard Prob
lem to Solve.

Weldon Minor, weighing 800 pounds,
and his brother. L. G. Minor, who tips
the beam at 30, We're among the pris-
oners brought into Justice Boyer's
court at Evanston, Ill. The floor
creaked as the ponderous brothers
pushed their bulky bodies through
the door sidewise and numbered up
before the bar OF justice.
Both men had been arrested while
deeply intoxicated and snoring up
roariously in a ditch at Darrow avenue
and Lyons street. The police OF
Evanston had their troubles getting
the huge twain to the station. Police
man Oscar Anderson, who discovered
the dreaming giants, pondered five
minutes whether to call a derrick or
the patrol wagon. He finally sent in
a call for the wagon and all the police
men on reserve at the station. with n
request that ropes and tackles and a
few strong planks and skids be also
sent along. k@
When the officers arrived efforts
were made to get the Minors on their
feet. But the attempts were futile,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
CHOKED HIMSELF
WITH A HAYFORK
Accused of InCendfarisHl, Matt Smekof.
ski Ended His Life In
Novel Manner.

Because he was suspected of Starsing
a fire which destroyed d ditching ma
chine of the North Branch Ditching
company, Matt Smekefski, Polander,
committed suicide at Lindstrom, Mimi.
by hanging himself on hayfork.
The -ditching machine had been
standing in slough about three miles
from North Branch, partially sub
merged in water. During the absence
of the crew a fire broke out which
totally destroyed the machine, causing
a loss Of $4,000. Because the fire broke
out at the opposite. end from the en-
CINE room incendiarism was suspected
The ditch at Lindstrom runs through
a settlement of Polanders, who had
expressed dissatisfaction with the
work, claiming that they were assessed
for something that did not benefit
them. Suspicion centered on Matt
Smekofski as the incendiary. He took
fright and, arming himself with 4 shot
gun, threatened to shoot any one who
approached his farm for the purpose
of arresting him.
SmekofsAi went to the barn and slept
all night in the hayloft. The next
morning, on going to look for him, his
wife found him dead, hanging on the
hayfork. The fork was a two tined
implement. and Smekofski had buried
one end of it in the hay and, placing
his neck between the prongs, had
raised his feet from the floor of the
loft and slowly strangled to death.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
DISINTERESTED INVITATION.

Though the teeth of the bather may
chatter
As into the water he dips,
He smiles with the utmost good nature
And bravely congresses his lips;
Though down IN the region of zero
Or colder. he makes not a sign,
But calls to the ones undecided.
Come in. boys; the water is fine
The fellow who buys in 4 suburb
Where things are as dead as a stone
Wants not to be Grasping and selfish
Or in on the good things alone.
Though doubtful enough is his bargain.
He doesn't look gIum and repine.
But sings to his friends in the city,
Come in, boys; the water is fine
The man who annexes a lady,
The loveliest one in the land,
Sees charms in the marriage relations
That single men can't understand
He asks them 10 loaf round his shanty
And brings them home often to dine,
And all of the time he is saying.
Come in, boys; the water IS fine
And thus down the line you may travel.
The man who is caught in the net
Wants all of his friends and his neigh
bors
To think he has made a fine bet
He labors to back up his Judgment
BY getting the others in line
And giving the old invitation.
-+Come in. boys; the water is fine
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

HIVE z St1lII Pc LtJ-ll- HOME OF of.4ilp
by mail tree, also pamphlet telling you
how to find cut if you have kidney or
bladder trouble Mention this paper
when writing to DIR. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hanton, y. Y. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swan1p-Root,
pr. Kilner's Swau1p-Root, and the adj
dress, Bineha1ntcu, y. Y, on every bottle.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
H6R RENT.

DIX hENI.
shed rooms at the Grand
for gena9en only tt
FOR RENN-A fiat of rooms. GEN.
trally located. Call DIR. Walls. 81 S.
10th street. II
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
WANTED.

WANTED-Your cider TO make. Or
ders taken for sweet cider Phone
1895 A. ". w Dilk's. cor. 10th and
S. E St 21-5t
WANTED-Dish washer at sol North
street. 2l-3t
WANTED-Furnished room in private
family for young lady. Address Y.
Y. l., care the Palladium =. .21 -
WANTED-Boy of 16 at Starr Piano
Works Apply to w. Erik. 192t
WANTED-A good girl (whitel for
general houswork, one that can go
ahead. No washing small family
wages $500. 4 good home. Address
S. y, in care of Pal. 19-3t.
WANTED-The Palladium will pay
1oc for copies of the Richmond Pal
ladum of the dates of Feb. 10, o6
and Jan. list and End 1906.
WANTED-A pair of white rabbits
Write TO 134 Richmondd Ave 16-3t
WANTED have three customers
for 35. 40 and so acre farms. See
me quick, Al. H. Hunt. I North 9th
street. 17-tf
WANTED-To trade a Smith Pre-
mier Typewriter In good condition
for a Remington or Fox or any 9TH
err shift key machine of equal
standard. Call at the Palladium
office. 19-3t.
WANTEp-A Girl for houie work,
40S $. 18th. f26-tf
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

where he Informed the police officials
of the theft. He was loaned a pair
of old shoes and accompanied by
an officer made a visit to secondhand
stores on Spring street. The shoes
were found in one of them and Girls
void recovered his property by Civ
ing up quarter
The officer was given a description
of the man who sold the shoes, and
soon after Joseph Conlin was arrested
on the street. When searched at the
station solitary quarter was found
in his possession. which the second
hand dealer claimed was the one he
gave for the shoes. Neither of the men
was intoxicated.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

Therefore, when Your kidneys are weak
or out of order, you can understand how
quickly your entire body IS affected and
how every organ seems to fail to do its
duty.
If You are sick or " feel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, DR..
KiImer's Slyanp-Root, because as soon
as your kidneys arc well they will help
all the other organs to health A trial
will Convince anyone.
If you are sick You can make no mis-
take by first doctoriug your kidneys.
The mild and the extraordinary effect OF
DIR. Kilr1er's SwamP-Root, the great
kidney remedy, IS soon realized. 1t
stands the highest for its wonderful cures
of the most distressing cases, and IS sold
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

BatterieS-EaSOn and Ritter,
Lynch and Gibson. Umpire-Ems-
lie.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
GIRL FALLS FAR
INTO MOTHERS LAP
Crops From Second Story Window and
Lands Unhnrt as NeighbOrs
Rush to Catch Her.

While playfully calling from second
story window to her mother sitting on
the step below, Mile Redner Of ga
Pemberton street, Philadelphia, leaned
over too far and fell.
NeighborS screamed as the child
dropped headforemost, and several ran
forward with outstretched hands. But
the youngster landed in her mother s
lap.
The sudden impact, coming like a
lump of lead, nearly knocked Mrs.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
Want Ads.
parserNH. Kelly Block Phone sss.

Porters Kelly Block Phone sss.
FOR SALE-Highly improved farm
of 2S3 acres, in Walnut level
country. one half mile south OF
Jacksonburg VIII sell right pro-
yiding can sell in two weeks time,
on account of another deal. John
Miles. Cambridge City. 2l-2t
FOR SALE-Private Sale of furniture
Monday and Tuesday. Oliver Kelly
254 S. w. 3rd street. 1885,
FOR SAI.E-Pair of Belgium Glide
Mares. weight 270o lbs. sound and
in foa1. William A. Brookout. Lo-
santsville, Ind. 19-5t
FOR SALE cook stove and ono.
heating stove nearly new, cheap.
Inquire of G. Schmedinghoff, Green
wood Ave. south of city. lott.
Everybody buys property from
Woodhurst, 913 Main St. Telephone
491. june5 II
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
FOR SALE.
Richmond property a specially.
A LASTING REMEMBRANCE,

How soon we are forgotten,
Our memory put aside,
Although we have been mighty
And much pulled up with pride!
A gentleman from nowhere
Steps in our place TO fill.
How soon we are forgotten
Unless we owe a bill,
We go out west or somewhere
To grow up with the place,
And few viii mourn our going,
And few will miss our face.
But an account unsettled
As a reminder stays;
The owner will recall us
Once every thirty days.
The ones that we have favored.
The ones that we have fed.
The fellows we have boosted,
Will count us with the dead
Or, IL we still are living.
They lahguidly may guess.
The ones with money coming
Hang on to our address.
How soon we are forgotten
And on the scrap pile placed
Our name no longer mentioned,
Our memory effaced;
Recalled at times by no one
Our prowess and our skill.
How soon we are forgotten
Unless we owe a bill.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

THEY fsKIDDOoED' THEM INTO THE PATROL
WAGON.
as the major part OF the inebriates
resisted the strength of the blue
coats and remained on the ground
Then the officers rugged up a gang
plank, pushed rollers under the bodies
of the men and skiddooed them into
the patrol wagon.
When the Minors came into court
they were still unsteady upon their
legs, and Justice Boyer told them to
sit down.
There Is not a chair in the Office
big enough or strong enough for either
of Them" replied the clerk
His honor tlYe asked the robust pair
what they kac to say. Both pleaded
guilty.
1T must have taken an awful guam
tity of liquor to get you two drunk"
commented the court.
Then he fined them So each.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
SHOES STOLEN
OFF HIS FEET
Afternoon Sleeper In Worcester Park
Finds That City's Thieves
Are Experts.

One of the most peculiar larceny
cases which have ever taken place in
Worcester, Mass, occurred on a re-
cent afternoon on the common in the
center ,of the city, when new pair
Of shoes were taken from the feet of
Harry Griswold, 90 Bradley street.
while he was asleep.
When Griswold awoke from his
slumberS he was amazed to find his
shoes gone and walked through the
principal streets to the police station,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

The more faith a man has in his wife
the safer his bank account is apt to be-
You can tell a good deal about what
sort of q person a man is by what lie
says about his neighbor
The cares of others do not make
many of US stoop shouIdered.
A mans religion seldom runs counter
TO his interests
1t is much easier to get bad reru-
tation than it is to lose it.
A sensible man can't help admiring
4 woman who has sense and Judgment
enough to turn him down
No girl ever admits that she is
judge Of kisses.
Happiness is little thing. and so is
a diamond ring
A heavy purse makes a light heart.
Excitement is amusing, but it is sell
dom economical
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
August.

It's the time of merry crickets
Piping up their sprightly song
In the fields beyond the thickets
When the golden days are long;
Time Of tempting harvest apples
Growing in a country lane
Where the summer sunshine dappies
Fields of erstwhiIe golden grain.
August, matron OF the seasons,
Round and ample, full of breast.
Gives her romping children reasons
For repose and dreamful rest:
August nights are nights of vision,
August days are days of ease,
Where the soul in fields Elysian
Wanders under lotus trees.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
Venezuela.

The summer season in Venezuela
lasts from November to April The
winter season lasts from April to No
venber. TIE climate of the temperate
part Of the country is the finest in
South America. the most equable and
the most salubrious outside of Peru.
The women of Venezuela are of the
Spanish type and are celebrated for
their beauty The language Of the coun-
try Is Spanish.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
Trotted to His Grave.

Marshall Williamson, aged sixty
three, who was buried at Ravenna, o..
recently. had his casket selected for ten
years and had viewed il frequently at
the unGertaker's. 1t was his desire
that the funeral procession as soon as
formed should trot all the way TO the
cemetery, and his wish was carried out
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

on its merits by all
druggists in ffty-cent
and one-dollar size
bottles. You may
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
Shoe Superstitions.

Never place a pair of new shoes
higher than your head. says an old
superstition. or you'll have bad luck
wearing them, and never black one
before putting the other on for a SINH
lar reason.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

A mans religion seldom runs counter
TO his interests
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21

The more faith man has in his wife
the safer his bank account is apt to be.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
Far View Fine.

And more particularly is II true
II it's our creditors were looking at.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-21
He Was One Proper.

''Cheer up said the sympathetic
friend to the man who had just bitten
at large and transparent confidence
game. You are not the only enc.
There is a sucker born every minute"
Must have been twins" replied the
other dejectedly, when I came into
the world