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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Ia the Dininu Car.

English Tourist-"This steak is duec.
eddy tough, y'know."
Waiter-"Got teh be, sab, in ordeh
teh pass de guv'ment 'spection'
Yo prob'ly am unaware. sab, dat
since de Packin town 'sposures ten
dehness in > beef am considehed a
sign OBJ physical weakness Puck.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
His Dilemma Was Horns.

An editor Of a western exchange
recently began worrying about how
he would get his shirt on over his.
wings after reaching paradise. An,
envious contemporary sarcastically
observed that his difficulty would like
ly be in finding out how he could get
his hat on over his horns-Guyman,
Kan, Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
THE WRONG WAy

The posthumous exaction or unpaid
taxes on the estate of Marshall Field
is not a proof that Mr.. Fled was less
honest than other people, but only
another demonstration of the mockery
which our attempts at personal taxa.
ton present all over the country
Baltimore American.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
MODERN.

No more does busy lover write,
MY pen is poor. my ink is pale
Such wording is old-fashioned quite,
And would with modern maiden fail
But central hears a wild "Hello!"
And to this message gives brief
heed;
mo note today, my dear; you know
My typewriter is OFF her feed"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
cireumstantlaI Evidence.

The little one CHANGED to sit near a
plate containing apple bearings. After
a long wait during which no offer was
made of hospitality, the child finally
blurted out: Il smell apples"
Yes" responded the lady of the
house, "you smell those parings."
mo ma'am," was the quivk re-
ply of the youngster, 81 smell whole
apples. Philadelphia Ledger.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Baby Was an Imposter.

A proud father telegraphed the
news of his new responsibility to his
brother in this fashion: "a hand
some boy has come to my house and
claims to be your nephew. We are
doing our best to give him a proper
welcome" The brother, however,
failed to see the point, and replied:
II have not got a nephew. The young
man is an impostor."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Not That Sort of COMPANY.

"Oh ,my!" sighed the society GIRL
this is my receiving day, and feet
so wretched. l do hope no ono viii
call, for I'll be in misery all the time.'T
Well remarked her heartlesst
brother. tlways understood that
misery loves company. '"-Philadol-
phia Press.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Can't Suit Her.

Mr. Jawback-I've got new stem
ographer.
Mrs. Jawback-Brute l suppose
the other wasn't pretty enough for
you!
Mr.. Jawback-It's a man.
Mrs. Notwithstanding monster.
Trying to make people think IN jeal-
Gus to let you have a girl, eh?--
Cleveland Leader.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
A HARSH DEFINITION

What is fame?" asked the high.
proved youth.
Fame" answered the cynical liter.
airy man, SIS what makes your name
valuable advertisement for some
publishing house OTTER you are dead
Washington ST. :.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Talkinn Ghnn.

The Captain (of the Hilaria)-"This
is my five-hundreth trip across the
Atlantic
The Theatrical Manager (absently)
Dots pretty good run; vot are you
going to gif away free for soufenirs ?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
How II Struck Him

Mrs. Suburbs with papeyl-T see
that the site of the Garden 9f Eden
has at last been located
Mr. Suburbs-"Yes When will the
sale OF lots take place and what's the
fare from the city hall?"-Puck
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Food.

But food value. Has your COM
pound food value?"
Certainly. Don't tell you it can
be cooked in less than one minute
ard eaten in less than another."-Puck
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Digest of the Game Laws of Nation
of Interest at Opening of the Season

Virginia, and North Carolina also may
be had on application to the Biological
Survey of the department of agricul-
ture.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26

why do you call WrigAts latest
production a hypnotic play?" Queried
Walker Tighs.
Because" answered Stormingtou
Barnes, 1T puts most of the audience
to sleep in the first act"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
On the Hiah Seas.

First friend-Have you dined, old
man?
Second ditto (faintly)-On the con-
trary.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
Not if He Knows It.

Aren't you afraid that Mr.. Titepu. ~
will give you trouble?"
"Oh, dear, no. He never gives any
thing"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
In the Auto World


The provisions in the report of the
royal commission on motor cars will
probably be incorporated in an act
OF parliament next year.
Automobiles are pleased chiefly
with the recommendation for the aboli-
ton of any speed limit The commits
sioners have evidently been convinced
by the weight OF evidence that the 20.
mile an hour limit has not proved a
safeguard for the public. That this
view is widely held by local authori-
ties is shown by the fact that As out
of IS counties in England have new
: er prosecuted motorists for exceeding
the speed limit, while in twenty-three
other counties there have only been
seventeen prosecutions and in Ire
lands thirty-two counties only two.
The increased taxation Of cars will
be in accordance with the weight of
the car when it is not loaded, and it
is recommended that the sums SO
raised be devoted not to ordinary re-
pair, but the creation of more durable
and less dusty roads.
Other recommendation of general
interest provide for the stopping of
cars in case Of accident, and If this
is not done the penalty will be more
severely enforced. Identification is to
be made easier by larger plates sup
piled by local authorities only. Cars
are to be registered only in the area
where the owner resides. Smoke and
excessive noise will be offences under
the proposed law.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26
New inventions.

Among the recent automobile pa:-
ents secured are an automatic. car
buretter, by T. L. & T. j. Sturtevant;
a power pump for tires, by NJ. A. Bak.
er; a tire initiating pump. by A. T.
Fisher; a shock absorber. by G.. z.
Shippey; muf1er. by B. w. Snow; a
brake mechanism, by c. Schmidt; a
spark plug, by D. B. Mills: a safety
starting apparatus by. T. B. Jeffrey,
and device to present back firing, by
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26

look or word your thankfulness in
a more impressive manner than you
can in column of cold type"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1906-09-26


That other road users may do the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-10-20
Exclusive Circulation.

Exclusive Circulation.
To build up trade, reach tho
family. To reach the family.
advertise in The Evening Star.
1t goes into 1900 houses in the
city where no other Washington
daily paper is taken.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
Suffocated by Coal Gas,

The Turtle Lake Wave gives an ac-
count of the death of a young home
steader in that vicinity under circum-
stances that are liable to happen not
lnfrequently, especially with those
who are entirely ignorant of the
liability of the escape of coal gas in
defective stoves and poorly ventilated
claim shacks. Sam Haiback, who
emigrated from Norway to this coun-
try in 1900 located in Mclean county
near Turtle Lake in 1906. He was
found dead in his shack on the Goth
inst, having died in bed evidently
without struggle. The conditions
OF the room indicated that he had
gone to bed after filling the stove with
ignite and closing the shack tight.
There was poor draft as he had com.
planned of this several days previous
and put an elbow above the roof. 1t
seems the wind changed during the
night and the escaping gas was sc
gradually inhaled by the sleeper that
he did not awake. To make death
certain the stove exploded and super
charged the air with the most deadly
poison. The man was probably 50
nearly unconscious when the explosion
came he was not aroused and breath.
ing in the poison died without a strug.
gle. This should be a warning to all
those who are living in poorly ventil.
ated houses. The first thing the
homesteader should do is to provide a
good stove with a good draft that can
be regulated at all times. There is no
danger whatever from coal gas where
proper attention has been paid to the
Installation of heating or cooking
stove, and from a SANITARY standpoint
no sleeping room should be closed so
completely that a constant and sufic-
lent supply of fresh air cannot be ad-
mitted.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
HELP THE HOME
THOSE INTERESTED in FLOR.
ENcE cRlTTENToN HOME ASK
THANKSGIVING REMEM-
= s;,.EE, ORANGES.

The board of directors of the
Crittenton Home, consisting of Presi
dent Rev. o. F. Jones, First Vice Presi
dent Rev. Louis Magin, Second Vice
President Rev. F. w. Stanton, Treas
urer Mrs. c. M. Dahl, and Secretary
Mrs. w. G. Matchan, have issued the
following appeal:
Dear Friends: In view of the near
approach of the day set apart fol-
thanks for blessings received, both
temporal and spiritual, the above
named representatives of the Florence
Crittenton Home of Bismarck, North
Dakota, desire to present for your con
sideraticn the claims of this humane
institution, which is dependent upor
your Hberality for support.
Thanksgiving Day offers the needed
occasion to strengthen and extend this
Christian work of rescue, protection
and reform, now limited by want OF
funds; and it is earnestly hoped thai
a part OF your thank offerings will BIZ
definitely devoted to the aid of the
Florence Crittenton Home.
Your offering in money may be sen
to Mrs. c. M. Dahl, treasurer; your of
fering in kind to Miss Martin, thu
matron of the home.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
New Bank for CoIeFqarbor.

Underwood Times: The North
western State Bank of Coleharbor,
capital $4,000, was recently organized
with J. S. Johnson, president, and
Krist Kjelstrup, vice president. Both
M. Johnson and Mr.. Kjelstrup are
officers and stockholders of banks in
Turtle Lake, McClusky, Ambrose,
Plaza, Coleharbor and Underwood.
Mr.. Carl A. Fuglie, formerly of
Hoffman, Mimi, is the cashier of the
new bank. +.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
DISCRIMINATING LADIES.
nnjey Using Herpicide ON Account OF
- Its Distinctiveness.

Hnjey Using Herpicide ON Account OF
= ~ Its Distinctiveness.
The ladies' who have used Newbro'a
Herpicide speak of it In the highest
terms, for its quick effect in cleansing
the scalp Of dandruff and also for its ex-
cellence as general hair-dressing. II
makes the scalp feel fresh and 1t allays
that itching which dandruff will cause.
Newbro's Herpicide effectively cures
dandruff, as It destroys the germ that
causes It. The same germ causes hair to
fall out, and later badness; in killing It,
Herpicide stops falling hair and prevents
badness. It is also an ideal hair Dress
Ing for It lends an aristocratic charm to
the hair that is quite distinctive. Sold
by leading druggists. Send 10c. in stamps
for sample to The Herpicide Co., De-
troll Mich.
et5enhart.s Drug Co., special agents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
Notice Is Painters.

The Board of Education OF the city
of Bismarck, N. D., requests BIDS on
painting and vanishing lavatories and
approaches at the high school building
In said city.
n Bids TO be opened by the clerk at
his ONCE in the First National Bank
building on Tuesday, Dec. at s.
p. M.
Right reserved to reject any or ali
bids.
BY order Of the board.
r. Penwarden
Clerk. a
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Grand Thanksgiving Ball by Pioneer
Hose Company, on Thanksgiving night
at Atheneum. Don't fail to come and
enjoy the dance, and supper at Ho-
MANS
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Grand Thanksgiving Ball by Pioneer
Hose Company, on Thanksgiving night
at Atheneum. Don't fail to come and
enjoy the dance. Supper at Homan's.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
Without Hope of Reward.

Lidgerwood Broadaxe: ssThe Sin
surgent' newspapers that supported
the democratic nominees did so with.
out hope of reward"
Governor Burke: sI'm clad OF
that"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Grand Thanksgiving Ball by Pioneer
Hose Company, on Thanksgiving night
at Atheneur1. Don't fail to come and
enjoy the dance. Supper at Homan's.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

H. J. Riesland, the optical specialist
will be at Grand Pacific Hotel, Nov
20, 80, and Dec. list. All glasses
ground here.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
Exchanges Deer for Dou,

The Pioneer published at the new
town of Plaza, to which point the Soc
road is just now building and which
will remain the terminus of the Bis.
marck extension this winter, reports
distinguished visitors-Cnarles Grant,
Spotted Lizard, Sitting Owl and wife,
Mrs. Spotted Lizard and Miss Anna
Sitting Owl of Shell Creek. Before
leaving" says the Pioneer, Spotted
Lizard kindly consented to bring this
Office a deer in exchange for Lnder's
dog, to which he took a liking"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
The Town Of Plaza.

II The townsite of Plaza will not be re-
moved to the new location until next
spring.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

The violet rays of the Artistic lamp
makes perfect photos either day or
night. or on cloudy or stormy days.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27
u . Z :. = T7I777'I7-TI : 4
THE CITY
THE WEATHER,

Fair tonight and Wednesday. Sta
tionary temperature. Max. 33, min. %.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Get your Christmas photos now at
Buffers. Only a few weeks left.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

ThA Current Events Club WIZ
meet with Mrs. 'Cockrum on Wednes-
day afternoon at 2:30. .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Beard Of .Pardons-The state board
Of pardcns meets next Monday. There
are 10 cases of especial interest to be
brought before the board.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

canyssssa on The fifth The state
board of canvassers will meet in this
city on the 11th of next month to can
vass and announce the vote in the re-
cent election.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Bismarck Business coIIeee-Prof. J.
A. Button has sold his college
here to Prof. Bemis and it has been
merged into the Bismarck Business
College. Some of Prof. Buttons stu
dents will go to Crookston to attend
his big college there and Mr.. Bemis
will carry out the contracts between
Mr.. Button and those who wish to stay
here. t~.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

ReIted In Pig-A man named
Morse was the worse for an encounter
in a blind pig yesterday. According
to his story the proprietor, without
provocation struck him with some
kind of a weapon on the left cheek,
cutting a deep cash. AS the in
dividual in question is in the habit of
getting full every time he comes to
town he failed to get a warrant for
the arrest of his assailant. .-..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Continued on Page 4.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Snow Bucking-Chief Mcdonald Is
doing some good work with his snow
pillow and is helping out the property
owners considerably. But even with
the good work of the pillow little
elbow work is needed by the residents,
but in this respect the people have
been generally equal to the occasion
and except for spots there is little
occasion for a kick.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1906-11-27

Quarter Of Century OId-The First
National Bank at Mandan has been
doing business twenty-five years. In
commemoration of the event-the
quarter century existence of a splen-
didly managed financial institution
banquet was held last evening in Man
dan, in which President III. R. Lyon
was the conspicuous figure.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-04
DEUTSCHLAND WINS.
Beats Her French Rival Nearly Eleven
Hours in Ocean Race

New York. July 1.-The second
eastward Transatlantic race between
the Hamburg American steamer
Deutschland and the French line
steamer La Provence ended this morn
ing with decisive victory in favor of
the German boat.
The Deutschland was reported lao
miles southwest of Browhead at 5
O'Clock yesterday afternoon and was
reported passing Eddystone lighthouse
at the entrance to Plymouth harbor at
6:39 a. m. today. Her time Of passage
from New York to Plymouth is five
days thirteen hours and nine minutes
at an average speed of 1901 miles per
hour. The distance covered was
3 ,o93 miles.
La Provence was reported by wire
less telegraph when the vessel was 80
miles south of Browhead at 10 minutes
past 8 o'clock this morning.
The Deutschland for Plymouth.
Cherbourg and Hamburg cleared
Sandy Hook bar at II o'clock e. N
Thursday, June %, and La Provence
for Havre followed an hour and four
teen minutes later. Allowing for this
difference IN time the Deutschland
beats La Provence nearly eleven hours
against the four hours claimed by the
French steamer on the previous race.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-04

sible in New York there is no telling
what viii happen all over the country
1t is possible that the independents of
the country viii be able to get together
in the next national campaign but it is
Of no use to attempt to prophesy now
just what will happen"
MI Ferriss is no stranger to Kansas.
He put his shoulder to the plow avav
back in So ane helped to develop one
bit of the STATE. He tells Of an amusing
experience he had when he migrated
here in that year He was told that as
soon as he left Kansas City, Mo- he
would see fields where the blue grass
was seven inches long the year round
He looked for them and on making in
quiry was told that they were beyond
Lawrence. Every inquiry for these
fields placed them q little farther on
and he was told when Ottawa was
reached-it was then the terminus of
the railroad-that these fields were to
the south Mr.. Ferriss went looking for
them He took passage on a stage pay
ing ten cents a mile, and had to walk
all the way with the stage to Hum
boldt"
It is needless to say that Mr. Ferris
did not find the fields he was looking for
but he took up a claim which is now the
present site of Thayer and near which
there is now one of the largest Stand
ard oil tanks in the world. Mr. Thayer
said that in the trip from Ottawa south
there were stretches of miles and miles
without house in sight
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-04
Mr.. FERRISS is HERE.
Chairman Of Populist National Com
mittee Opposed to Fusion.

James H. Ferris. chairman of the
national committee OF the Peoples par
". ard one of the prominent Popuhsts
OF the country. is in Topeka as a locker
on at the state convention of his party
and also for the purpose OF getting line
on Popullstic affairs in Kansas. Mr..
H'erriss is an editor of the Daily News.
of Joliet. Ill. On the general proposition
of the Populists fusing with other par
ties Just now for state campaigns Mr..
F'erriss Is personally opposed. He be-
lieVes that the organizations Of the
Peoples party should not only maintain
their autonomy but that they should
place tickets in the field in the various
states SO that they Will get official
recognition on the official ballots and be
IN a position two years hence to play an
active part in national politics. How
ever. 1t is not the policy OF the national
committee. OF which Mr.. FERRIS is the
head, 70 interfere, he said, in the run
ming Ct the various state organizations
Of the party
Mr.. Hsrriss was present at the recent
meeting of the national committee of his
party in St. Louis on June 27 and IS.
About one hundred and fifty Populists
from all parts of the country from Cali
fcrnia to Maine attended this meeting
and the most important business trans
acted was sort of unification Of the
various clubs and organizations within
the party under a directing head. These
organizations were consolidated for the
purpose Of putting them on a working
political basis and they included what
is known as the provisional committee
Of New York with a membership Of a.,
600. the clubs organized throughout the
country by II. l.. Bentley of Texas and
other organizations An Organizatio Of
some 1880 members in California Will
also be taken IN. J. ". Forest of Al
bany. n. Y, one Of the promoters of the
provisional committee in that state; II.
L. Bentley. J. M Mallett Of Texas. pres
ident Of the Reform Press association,
and Mr.. Ferries We're named as an ex-
ecutive committee 70 effect 2 consolida-
ton of these organizations.
From the POpuhst votes cast at re-
cent elections" said Mr.. Ierriss. our
numbers seem to be dwindling. but 1 do
not think so. And. anyhow. what do
we care for numbers. Everything is GO
ing our way. All of our principles and
planEs have been adopted by the big
parties, except possibly our money
plank which has not been agitsted very
much Of late but which IS Of vital i'm
.portance to the people of the country 1t
calls for the issuance of money directly
by the government without the inter
ventlOn OF banks and thereby giving the
government absolute control Of the vol
ume OF money.
1T is pretty nard to tel" he continued.
''jUst what viii happen in the political
world in the near future But there Will
be quite a break up among the old par
ties 1t has already started. Look at
the vote that Hearst and Jerome secured
IN New York When such thing is pos
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-07-04
SMASHED A CAR WHEEL
East Fourth street Dynamiters Heard
From

The car track dynaniters got in
their work quite effectively on East
Fourth street this morning, by loading
the track with a charge sufficiently
strong TO blow the flange off the wheel
of a passing car.
The police have tried to prevent the
car track torpedo nuisance, but it is
impossible for the officers to. watch all
the car tracks in town. An edifying
sight WIS Witnessed on Kansas avenue
last night when a policeman sneaked
up on a noble youth of 16 who had
distributed half a pound Of dynamite
along the car track Instead of arrest
ing the culprit, the officer made him
get down on all tours and pick up
every atom of explosive. while a crowd
stood by and offered suggestions.
During the night half a dozen boys
were taken to the police station for
firing blanks in revolvers, but we're not
booked upon q promise to Quit.