New-York tribune., 1906-08-20
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Mr.. Chamberlain, according 60 1.-THE London
Globe" was once delivering rousing speech In
Birmingham 20 an audience so tightly packed TO-
gether that could possibly get "a ou:-
Suddenly In tho middle ot the hall arose sowing
man. what Gid Mr.. Gladstone say In 1sT2q' hs
howled. Turn him out!'' shouted the audiences.
Three men hurled the interrupter few yards. and
others hustled him into the street. A friend who
had been at the meeting came upon him later in
the day. what dd Mr.. Gladstons say In IS729''
asked the friend II don't know said the man.
Il haven't notion Only I'd got terrible tooth
ache and couldn't butt my way through the crowd
so the only thing 70 do was TO set thrown out"
THE LEGISLATORS PERILs.
of the House Of Commons shows that Saci are bouyS5
speaks the more OF pests viii from
thToat.l
My heart is overful OF woe:
The dangers that undergo
AEaHst lqns s IN asG the SsISyse 0Gss hus saith
The EXPERT with each members breath
Are hurled dread messengers OF DEATH
Battalions OF mycOides
love to see our Tim grow warm,
Or Balfour in goOd-dghtins form,
Al, And yet I should. I XXI know 9yI1 sigh:
AS II his voice Should reach the lords,
Then more and more come hordes on hOrdes
OF B. prodgfosi.
If Lyttelton at sever heat
Should storm, in soOth Il is no treat
It should alright and shock
Forth from his throat and from his boots
Come swarms OF devastating brutes.
The deadly streptococcus.
TIL bills are passed without debata
In parlous, nay. IN desperate state
Or soon WIN come that fatal Cay
And pass to-somewhere eise-the prey
OF speeches and bacilh
London Tribune.
The possession Of land IS regarded with almost
superstitious veneration by the peasants OF Russia
parallel OF this feeling IS found In tire Eastern
tale Of Nasr Eddin Hodga. who met peasant one
day with donkey. over whose back hung two
sacks. filed with stones the other with wheat
the stones having been added 70 balance the wheat
''Vhy not divide the wheat into two parts IN
stead?' suggested Nash Eddin HOdga. Delighted
with the idea. the peasant did as ne was advised
and hung the two sacks OF wheat over the DON
keys back. "And where are your lands. o wise
stranger?'' he asked. humbly. 'I have no lands
answered the other. "Your estates then. and your
palaces?' inquired the peasant. ''I have none"
said the other. Then your houses your gardens
your orchards?" persisted the man, amazed ''I
have none Of these" smiled the sage. ''yvhatv'
cried the outraged peasant. "Do you. who have
no lands and no possessions. presume 70 give ad-
vice 20 me?' And he unloaded the donkey, rear
ranged the wheat and stones as before. and pro-
ceeded on his way.
,,l,1 5airdmWe 5. Sandy yog are setting very bent.
Sandy-Eh' mOn' do you see that field O corn
II do.
''Weel. ven notice that the full heids hang down.
and the empty ones stand up."-Glasgow News
The Rave Sekoko OF Bakhurutsl, cable aaares,
Smith South Africa" Is a very polite letter
writer He has light, original touch. not per-
fectly lucid perhaps. but all good style cornpels
attention We quote his letter 20 Lord SeIbOrne:
Congratulations with enthusiasm" he saws 'ayylll
be glad TO see you face 20 face. myself Rave and
some OF my people. we are children ana Won
are the mother of us all. and We are an yours
under your government. . , Nav Goa h1e.s
ana comfort you as you have come 20 thIs Con-
eessions. hope God win help with Lady SaIhOrn.
ana the son and enjoy yourself and all who are
Under you. May education flourish and dsc,f-
rain Rafns'
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