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The Yale expositor., 1906-12-21
Passed Examination SUCCESSFULLY.

James Donahue, New Britain, Conn,
wrtes:"I tried several kidney remedies,
and was treated by our best physicians
for diabetes, but did not improve until
took Foley's Kidney Cure. After the
second bottle | showed improvement,
and bottles cured me completely. |
have since passed a rigid examination
for life insurance" Foley's Kidney
Cure cures backache and all forms of
kidney and bladder trouble. Grant
Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1906-12-21
To Those Who Owe Me.

Please call at my clothing store be-
fore Jan. /, 1907, and straighten up
your accounts, as | need the money
very badly. j. |. Rosenthal. 3l-2
The Yale expositor., 1906-12-21
JOSEPH w. TUPPER,

PRACTICAL AUCTIONEER.
| am prepared to attend all sales on
shortest notice. satisfaction guaran-
teed at reasonable prices.
Notes discounted at the lowest rate
on the day of sale.
A general auction business transact
ed. Orders left with ID. A. Mclean
hardware merchant, Peek, will receive
prompt attention.
j. w. TUPPER, Auctioneer.
The Yale expositor., 1906-12-21
EXCURSIONS
VIA THH
PERE MARQUETTE
HOLIDAY

HOLIDAY RATES.
For the Christmas and New Year
Holidays Pere Marquette Agents will
sell tickets as follows:
CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY
Dates of sale December %, %, q and
%, good for return up TO January 2, 07.
NEW YEAR HOLIDAY
Dates of sale December 20, 30, 81, 1906
and January |, 1907, good for return up
to January 2, 1907. Ask Agents for
further particulars. 3i-3
Henkle's Bread flour 6Oc: Yale's Pride
soc at Burt Il Griswold's.
Rodgers lSl7, VIM. Rodgers and
Unida Community knives, forks and
spoons at Chas. Rounds
The Yale expositor., 1906-12-21
Our Ready-TO-Wear Department.

We are Offering you some special in
ducements in this line at the present
time. You may need a new winter
coat. We carry the Law ogue line. They
are correct in style and finish. We have
a large line of garments for you to
select from both in Ladies, Misses and
Children's.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
Poor Papa.

Father, dear father, come home with
me now, for ma has some carpets TO
beat; she's got all the furniture out
in the road from the front porch clear
down the street. The stove must
come down and be put in the shed,
and the yard must be cleared of grass /;
for it's time to clean house and the
devils to pay and the front window
needs new glass. Father, dear faith.
or, come home with me now, and
bring some bologna and cheese; it's
most II o'clock and there's nothing to
eat. I'm so hungry I'm weak in the
knees. All the dinner we'll have will
be scraps and such, snd we'll have to
eat standing up, too, for the table and
chairs are all out in the yard. Oh, 1
wish house-cleaning was through
Father, dear father, come home with
me now, for ma is as mad as q Turk /;
she says you're lazy old thing and
she proposes to put you to work /;
there's painting to do and paper to
hang, windows and castings to scrub,
for it's house.cleaning time, and you've
got to come home and revel in suds
and cold grub.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
Is Disease a Crime ?

Not very long ago. a popular magazine
published an editorial article in which
the writer assorted, in substance, that all
disease should be regarded as criminal
and suffering b0f mankind Is due to the
violation of certain of Natures laws
But to say that all sickness should be
regarded as criminal. must appeal to
every reasonable individual as radically
wrong.
1t, would be harsh, unsympathetic,
cruel. yes criminal, to condemn the poor,
weak, over-wOrked housewife who sinks
under the heavy load of household cares
and burdens, and suffers from weak
nesSeS, various displacements of pelvic
organs and other arrangements peculiar
to her sex.
Frequent bearing Of children. with its ex-
acting demands upon the system. coupled
with the care. worry and labor Of rearing q
nesses and de6ty Which S1 aFo
aggravated by the many household cares.
and the hard. and never-ending work which
Pierce. the maker Of that hat world OF @ efamed rem: mn
Gdy FOR Toman's peculiar weaknesses and
iils.Dr Pierce's Favorite Prescription-says
OF this class OF maladies is the fact that the
Door. over-worked housewife can not get tho
needed rest from her many household cares
and labor 70 enable her to secure from the
use Of his Prescription its full benefitR It
Il matter Of frequent experience. he says.
IN s,. v,b sha,s In these to
by reason OF the patients inability to abstain
from hard work long enough to oe cured.
With those suffering from prOlapsus, ante
version and retroversion Of the uterus or
other displacement Of the womanly organs
It Is very pscessafy that. in addition to tax
Ing his "Favorite Prescription they abstain
from being very much. Or for long periods. on
their feet. All heavy lifting or straining of
any kind should ALSO be avoided As much
outdoor ar as possible; with moderate. light
exercise IL ALSO fnnDrtanf Tot ha
patient observe these rules and the flavor
Ito Prescription will do the rest
DIR. Pierce's Medical Adviser Is sent free
on receipt Of stamps to pay expense of
mailing only. Send to Or. r. v. Pierce,
Buffalo, N: Y, 81 one-cent stamps for pa
per-covcred, or 81 stamps for cloth-bound.
II sick consult the Doctor, free of charge
by, letter. All such communications are
held sacredly confidential.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets inyigorate
and regulate stomach. liver and bowels.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
Garden SAGE.

Every garden should have . few
plants Of sage, and it may be grown
either by planting the seeds, or by
buying the plants ready started. Any
good, sun-exposed garden soil will
grow il, and, as it is q perennial, it
will be very little trouble after it gets
started. 1t eau be propagated by divi.
sions of the root in spring, if one has
an old plant. If the plants are kept
thrifty, any needed leaves may be
gathered during the summer, and in
September it may be cut for drying,
or, better, the leaves picked off the
stems and laid on papers in some
shady place to dry. Homegrown sage
is far superior to that for sale at the
butcher or vegetable stalls. Its uses
in the kitchen are many, and in our
mothers time, it's medicinal value was
we'll known. For the hair, nothing ID
better than wetting Of strong sage
tea, as it is . valuable tonic, besides
being perfectly harmless.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
USEFUL SUGGESTIONS.

Don't leave any crumbs in soiled
tablecloths, napkins or doilies. Mice
have been known to ruin these when
they were tossed into clothes basket
and left there just as gathered up from
the table.
Never place in hot Cor even warm)
water table knives with mother.of.
pearl handles, as their polished beauty
is dulled by such reprehensible lack of
nice care. Wipe them off with cloth
wrung out OF clear cold water, then
wipe dry.
The annoyance and loss OF time and
patience caused by endeavoring to put
a brass curtain rod through lace cur.
tain can be avoided by putting thim-
bic over the end of the rod, which will
then slip easily through the hem of
the curtain.
The following is a most excellent
remedy for that disagreeable ailment,
tickling in the throat: The juice of
lemon and the unbeaten or beaten
white of an egg. Stir thick with gran.
ulated sugar. Take one tesspoonful
whenever the throat irritation is felt.
This often allays the trouble when
other recipes fail.
Sardine toast is An excellent relish
for luncheon or tea. Cut oblongs OF
good toasting bread from which all
crust is removed, brown aud spread
with butter, to which minced parsley
and a few drops of lemon juice have
been added. The sardines are carefully
drained and the loose pieces of skin
wiped off before they are spread on the
toast and served.
II you will empty your cereals, su-
gar, rice and like groceries into glass
or tin receptacles as soon as they are
brought to you, you will not be trou-
bled by mice, insects or dust. Cracked
fruit jars, covered tin boxes OF cans
are good for this purpose. But il is
best to get rid of the insects and the
mice. For the red ants, set = plate,
creased with lard, where they congre-
gate, and when the plate is we'll. filled.
scald it, regrease and set again, until
they are all gone.
Solid silverware, as we'll as plated
goods, grow dark and tarnished in q
very short time when exposed to the
air, and even when put away in dark
place. This is especially the case
where hard coal is used in the house,
as the sulphur in the coal, liberated by
the heat, is sure to stain all silverware
within reach. This annoying tarnish.
ing can be entirely prevented by paint
ing the silverware with a soft brush
dipped in alcohol in which some collo-
dion has been dissolved. The liquid
dries Immediately and forms a thin,
transparent and absolutely invisible
coating upon the silverware, which
completely protects it from all effects
Of the atmosphere. etc. 1t can be re.
moved at anytime by dipping the ar.
ticle in hot water.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
A SWEDISu UrpaI0N

SWEDISH VERSION.
Maude Muller, on nice summer day,
Raked in meadow sweet with hay;
Her eyes ban sharp lax good sharp knife,
She ban nice girl, ay bet your life.
Before she ban dar very long,
She start to singing little song.
The yudge came riding down big hill,
In nice red jumping ottomobill.
Maude say, Hello, yudge, how ban
you?"
The yudge say, "Maudie, how'y du?"
He say, "Sholl yu tax lettie ride?
Ell yu lax to, yump inside"
So Maude and yudge rode bout sax miles
And yudge sholl bask in Maude's sweet
smiles,
The yudge say, "Shall yu be my pail 20
Then automobile bust all to hall.
Den Maude dan Walking bout holt wa y
Back to meadows sweet with hay.
Ay luv you still, DEAR" say the yudge,
But Maude, she only say, 20 fudge!"
OF all sad words dat man sholl talk,
The saddest ban. Walk. yu sucker
yalkv'
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
Flower Colors.

II is q curious fact that among flow
ers the same species never show in
perfection more than two of the three
primary colors-red, yellow and blue,
says Home Notes. For instance, roses
are red and yellow, but never blue;
verbenas are red and blue, but never
yellow; pansies are yellow and blue,
but never red.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
JESUS DESCRIBED
BY AN OFFICER OF PONTIUS
PLATE.

A Striking Pen.Picture in an Official Commun
ication. Lately Discovered, to the Roman
Emperor-Wonderful Things Told Of thu
Saviour Of Mankind.
The Orient Corresponds has just
made public the text of q letter writ.
ten by Publius Lentulus, an officer OF
POntius Pilates court, to the Roman
Emperor, which, as announced ex.
clusively in the N. Y. World last week,
was recently discovered in the library
OF the Lazarist Fathers in Rome.
If this letter proves authentic it
may be considered the most important
historical document ever discovered
regarding the personality of Jesus. 1t
purports to have been written just as
Christ was beginning his preaching
through Judea. 1t reads:
"I have learned, o Caesar, that you
desired some information regarding
this virtuous man called Jesus, the
Christ, whom the people consider .
prophet and his disciples regard as the
Son of God, Creator of Heaven and
Earth.
ut is q fact that every day one
hears wonderful things told of him.
To be brief. he makes the dead rise
and he heals the sick.
He is a man OF medium size, whose
appearance indicates both great sweet.
ness and such an amount of dignity
that one feels in looking at him that
he must love him, and at the same
time fear him.
"His hair, down to his ears, is of
the color of walnuts and hangs down
on his shoulders as light blonde and
clear mass; it is parted in the middle,
according to the fashion of the Nazar-
enes. His beard, OF the same color as
his hair, is curly, and although not
very long, is parted in the middle like
his hair.
His eyes are rather severe and
shine like the sun; it is impossible for
any one to look him long in the face.
"When he scolds he inspires fear,
but very soon he himself begins to shed
tears. Even in his most severe moods
he 10 affable and benevolent. It is
said that no one has ever seen him
laugh, and that he sheds tears very
often.
Every one finds that his converse
ton is agreeable and attractive. He
is seen very often in public, and when
he appears be carries himself modestly.
"His manners are very distinguished !;
he is even beautiful. It is perhaps be.
cause his mother is the best.looking
woman even seen in these parts.
If you wish to see him, D Caesar,
as you wrote me once, let me know
and / shall send him to you.
Although he has never pursued
any studies, he is we'll up in every
branch Of knowledge.
"Hs goes around bare. footed and
without head. cover.
MANY people make fun of him
when they see him coming, but as
soon as they are in his presence they
tremble and admire him.
"The Hebrews say that they have
never seen man like him, nor heard
teachings like those he imparts.
Many believe that he is q god and
others assert that he is thine enemy,
0 Cesar.
"These naughty Jews give me much
trouble. They say he has never given
trouble to anybody, but that, on the
contrary, he tries to make every one
happy"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
Channing's Symphony.

To live content with small means /;
to seek elegance rather than luxury,
and refinement rather than fashion /;
to be worthy, not respectable, and
wealthy, not rich; to listen to stars
and birds, babes and sages with open
heart; to study hard; to think quiet
ly, act frankly; talk gently, await oc-
casions, hurry never; in a word, to let
the spiritual, unbidden and uncon.
scious, grow up through the common
this is my symphony.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
SALE OF COUNTY PROPERTY.
A Chance for Bargains in Sale Of Realty by
County for DELINQUENT Taxes.

A Chance for Bargains in Sale Of Realty by
County for Delinquent Taxes.
The following described real estate
will be sold by the County Treasurer
at the front door OF the Court House
on Saturday, May Goth, 1906, sale be.
ginning at 9 O'Clock A. NJ:
OLYMPIA PROPERTY.
Application No. 721-
Lots l and 2, Of block Is, Second
Railroad Addition; minimum price
81. 20 each.
These lots are situated on Bowman
and Aubert Avenues on the Westside !;
size 5Ox1OO feet each.
OUTSIDE PROPERTY.
Application No. 716-
Lot l, in block 5, and lots 20, 81 and
%. in block 6, Gate City; minimum
price, 50 each.
Application No. 722-
All of block a, New State Addition
to Olympia; minimum price, $3.50.
All of blocks 5, 6, IL and IA, OF New
State Addition; minimum price, 1920
each.
Lots % and "a, block 36, of New
State Addition, SLIGO.
Block 4 contains IL lots and blocks
5, 6, IL and IA, "a lots each; located
about two miles east OF the city limits,
near Fourth street road.
Application No. 1876
All of lots to ii inclusive, block 3.
Gate City, $2S.
Application No. 723-
Lot 50, Parker & Hays Plat; mini.
mum price, $42.
This lot contains nearly five acres
and lies about so rods west of the city
limits on Dickinson Avenue.
Application No. 100
The N J of the Sc ! Of ne ! OF sec 8,
twp 10 n, l W; minimum price, $32.
Situated about two miles south OF
Johnson Point and one mile east of
South Bay.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
Not So Far, Yet.

"Jane," said a kind.hearted and
sympathetic mistress, "I take q real
interest in your welfare. Now, tell
me, is there anything serious between
you and the grocer's delivery man?"
"Well, ma'am," Jane answered,
blushing, Eve are keeping company"
Keeping company. Do you mean
by that odd phrase that you are be.
trothed"
"No ma'am, not yet. We've only
got as far as huggin'."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25

Chicago-Iroquois Theater, 57a burned,
Dec. 80, 1908.
Baltimore, Md.-20 lives lost, $50
buildings destroyed, loss $45,OOO,OOO;
Feb. 1904.
New York-Steamer General Slocum,
1920 perish; June 10, 1904.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
Well, What Happened


An Eastern Clergyman preached the
other day on What Is Hell?" He should
have been on that return basketball
train to Everett.-Iacoma Netos.
Perhaps Editor Chase found his
long.lost trousers which were stolen
from him while on . train some time
ego, bound from Portland to Colfax,
and their condition, after his long
separation from them, was the cause
Of his calculating the text of the
minister's sermon. For "What is
Hell?" if it is not to have the only
pair OF trousers you have stolen while
you are peacefully dreaming of large
subscriptions and . big bunch of
illegal ads" while snoozing in Pull
mani
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25

Helen, aged 4, was spending . night
away from home. At bedtime she
knelt at her hostess knees to say her
prayers, expecting the usual prompt.
ing. Finding Mrs. I. unable to help
her out, she concluded thus: please,
God, scuse me, can't member my
prayers, and I'm staying wifi q lady
that don't know any"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
As Il Was in the Beginning.

II wonder how graft originated"
said the studious man.
"Away back in the garden of Eden,"
answered Senator Sorghum, "man
was a CRATER at the outset. Adam
couldn't even let Eve enjoy an apple
without getting Q rakeoff."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25

CHINESE students in japan now
number more than 5000, engaged in
all the studies available at American
High Schools, colleges, universities,
professional, technical and trade
schools.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
THE MAN WHO KNOWS IT ALL.

Ii You want to tell story,
Or try to sing a song;
If you want to 90 a-swimming,
Or ride bike along;
If You want to see the circus,
Or do little jig;
II you want to take your sweetheart
In modern swagycr rig;
Ii you talk OF men of worth,
Or smoke good cigar;
If you drive speedy horse,
Or speak of brave Jack Tar;
If you want to hear the opera,
Or do a funny fall;
You cannot do it proper
Like
who
knows
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
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Obituary notices. resolutions of respect
and other articles which do not possess a
general interest will he inserted at one
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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25

If you speak about Alaska.
Or mention far-off Nome;
II you speak of frenzied finance"
Or of the Pope of Rome;
II you mention Debs or Mitchell,
Or the Japan Russia war;
If you hint of Wizard Burbank,
Or mention electric car;
If you speak about the navy,
Mention officer or spy,
If you speak OF Uncle" Cannon,
Or the pesky Hessian fly;
If you mention of the Scriptures,
OF Matthew, Luke or Paul,
You cannot do it proper
Like
knows
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25

If you speak of Great Beyond,
Or Peter at the gate;
If you mention Robert 1ngersoll,
Or literature up 10 date;
If you speak about the North Pole,
Baseball or gay lacrosse;
If you mention mother" Eddy,
Or the deacon, shay or hoss;
If you speak about the funeral,
Or coffin, or hearse;
If you mention of the dying,
Or sermon, short and terse;
If you speak of going to heaven,
Or on the devil call,
Please be careful-get permission,
From
it all.
Lac r. Vernon.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25

If you speak of ocean liners,
Of the man with balloon;
If you mention Carrie Nation,
Or Tom Sharkey's fine saloon;
If you speak about Missouri,
Mention Frank or Jessie James;
If you speak of Mount Vesuvius,
He knows how high the flames;
If you speak of President Roosevelt,
Or Of the Portland fair;
If you mention salmon fishing,
Or the famous Bartlett pear;
If you speak of golf or cricket,
Or the funeral march from Saul,
You cannot do it proper
who
knows
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
GREAT EARTHQUAKES AND FIRES.

A writer in the Denver News pre-.
sents the following list of "The
Worlds Greatest Earthquakes:
70 A. D.-Herculaneum and Pom.
peii partially destroyed by violent
shock.
lO5-Four Asiatic. two Grecian and
two Galatian cities overturned.
35S-Nicodemia des troyed, with all
its inhabitants.
557-Thousands perished in Con
stantinople.
742-Over 500 towns destroyed in
Syria, Palestine and Asia; awful loss
of life.
1137-At Catania, Sicily, $4,000
buried in the ruins.
1l5S-In Syria, 10000 perished.
11S6-A Calabrian city and all its
inhabitants overwhelmed in the Adri.
attic.
126S-In Cillia, 10000 perished.
1456-Naples, 10000 killed.
l531-Lisbon, 10000 buried in city's
ruins.
1596-Thousands perished in Japan.
1626-Thirty towns near Naples de.
stroyed; 10000 killed.
1667-At Schmaki, $4,000 perished
in shocks within three months.
1852 - Port Royal, Jamaica, de-
stroyed; 5000 lost.
l693-Fifty-four cities and towns
and 300 villages destroyed in Sicily ;
100000 lives lost.
l7O3-Jeddo, Japan, ruined; 2OO,.
600 dead.
17l6-At A.giers, 10000 dead.
1731-At Peking, 100000 swallowed
up.
1746-Lima and Callao demolished
$4,000 buried in the ruins.
1754-At Grand Cairo, 10000 per.
ished.
1755-Lisbon, practically wiped out
within eight minutes. Upward of 50,-
GOO perished in the ruins and by being
ingulfed by tremendous seismic wave.
The shock Was felt as far as Scotland,
and many cities suffered severely. In
Morocco more than 1900 persons
lost their lives.
1759-Baalbec, in Syria, destroyed 4;
10000 dead.
1797-All the country from Santa
Fe to Panama shaken; 10000 dead.
1S12-At Caracas, 1900 lives lost.
1S22-Aleppo destroyed with 10000
OF its inhabitants.
lS42-At Cape Haytien, santo Do.
mingo, two-thirds OF the town do.
stroyed; 5000 dead.
1S57-Over 10000 killed in Gala.
bria.
lS6S-Many towns in Peru and
Ecuador wiped out; 5000 persons
perished.
1896 - Northwest of Japan 1000
perished by earthquake and over TO-.
0OO by attendant seismic wave.
19O5-Northern India, 400 perished.
1905 - Several towns in Calabria
district. 500 killed, thousands rem.
dered homeless.
l906-Formoss, 1000 killed, $45,-
0OO, 900 damages.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-05-25
ova Parses,rr,on pe,A.rurnr

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Realising our responsibility in this res.
pect, we are scrupulously particular, in
every detail, using only the best and
Fpurest drugs and chemicals with guaran-
teed accuracy. 1t matters not what ply
sician writes your prescription, it will be
compounded in the strictest accordance.
Herewith, by a competent, reliable phsr.
macist, If brought to us, and only reason.
able charges made.