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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-10-21
The Lady Maccabees.

Mrs Lillian NJ. HOLSTER, supreme COM
mander. T. o 7. NJ. Will be IN Rich
mond Wednesday Of this week
Two meetings Will be held at the Ma
sonic Temple. ono At 2:30 r. NJ Wednes-
day FOR Lady Maccabee- only, and the
other at O'Clock =. NJ 20 which the
public r. invited
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"Our Personal Needs"

Beginning tomorrow night mission
viii be held at st Luke's Protestant
Fpi ecopal Church, corner Washington an1
Beverly streets. and continue throughout
the week. The minister Of the church. the
Rev Philip A. Arthur. viii preach on
"Our Personal Needs"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-10-21
CONSUVvIPT ton CURED

Mrs. Henke, known as the
handsomest woman in MIL
waukee, states that after ply
sicians had failed TO give her
any permanent relief from
that dread disease consump-
ton, she tried Duffy's Pure
Malt Whiskey, and has been
entirely cured.
Mrs. Henkc thankfully writes:
For SIX years I have been ailine
with lung trouble, which kept grow
ing worse until my case became seri-
Gus. I employed four different
local physicians, giving each a fair
trial, but with very little success.
During this period I was troubled
with dizziness. cold sweats, cold
hands and cold feet, coughing,
chills and hemOrrhages, which
clearly indicated consumption. NV
physicians suggested that I move
to different climate. tried sew
eral widely advertised medicines,
but with no good results, then I
tried Dufy's Pure Malt Whiskey.
After using one bottle my condition
began to improve. I continued TO
use this remedy for two years. and
am now IN excellent condition I
used to be so weak that I could
hardly stand up. 1 am now able TO
en- of my own free will. and that Il
OF my wonderful cure I am a llfe-
IRIS. ANNA HENKF Miivva,,lrso
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Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskev

you wish keep and vigorous, your
the glow or perfect health take Dufy Pure Malt Whisey
ar according to directions, medicine It
dangerous TO AL with
and dePress the heart while Duys Whisy and
strengthens the heart action and purifes
the only hkey recognized medicine and contains no fs
OIL This IS Dufys Whskey has stood
severe for fifty years absolutely
pure and 70 contain great medicinal properties
1s ~
a genuine absoiutv
tee: in buIk Tor
rs
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-10-21
Music at Centenary.
lowing Will be the music at Centenary

ton ghk
organ Prelude Evening Song
..-... .---.-.- .------.-..-..---- L>oeschorn.
Anthem. And the Glory or the Lord 90
from The Messiah"
Offertory. solo by Mr James Nc Bain.
Anthem. Saviour When Night In
wolves the Sky" Shelley.
organ Poshude. "TorchIght March"
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do all household Of
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Mr.. Darlington Still Sick

Mr. Perton r. Clr-nvton is stul sa.
fcrInE from a severe attacA Of lits.
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The Road % ef.a
There a relssA"
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-07-11
".Just out to see the country.

| IL is unCll he starts 10 JfaVel over IL,
replied, determined to draw him out,
as my curiosity was becoming aroused
| "'No, it's neither business nor sight
seeing | am seeking a lost brother
| "'Tell me about it, please, l may
be of use to you in your search. At
| least, if l can be, i WILL said |, my
sympathies being at once enlisted.
"'Well, it is not long story the
young man began. Brother Will left
home about five years ago. He was
| five years my senior and / am Just
twenty-One. He had a burning desire
to come West, and grow up with the
country. Mother did not want him to
come, but he was headstrOng and rest
less, disriked restraint and little
wild; that it, neighbors said so, after
he was gone, but Mother didn't think
so. He was her pride was her
to coax and plead for her consent to
his going. Day after day, on every
occasion possible, he would brOach
the subject, but Mother could not bring
her mind to the point of conceding to
his wishes. Mother did everything
possible to make home attractive to
us; provided all kinds of games;
dOminOs, checkers and chess, and when
time permitted, would join us in a
game. She was an excellent musician
Will could play the violin quite well,
while l could thumb a guitar indif-
ferently, and together we would often
sing and play. Thus many of our
evening hours were spent pleasantly.
But, still VIII was restless. The spirit
of the rover possessed him, and he
longed to be out in the wild world.
"'Will and l occupied the same
room, and one morning | awOke to
find his bed empty, and on further in
spectiOn, his clothing gone. / shall
never forget the expression of anguish
in Mothers face, when she first learn
ed of his going. Hr grief seemed to be
too great to admit of tears. OF course,
we made every effort to learn of his
whereabouts, but weeks passed and no
tidingS came. At length letter came
addressed in his well-knOwn hand
pOstmarkel Omaha. 1t told of his go
ing; his trip to Chicago; thence to
Omaha, and was filled with apologies
for the manner of his leaving, saying
that he knew Mother would never
give her consent, and that was the
only way he could ever get to see the
great West: concluding with the de-
claration that he was about to join a
party for Il trip further westward into
Colorado
The letter brought much comfort
to Mother. 1t was a cordial to her
wounded spirits. Her son, her pride,
still lived: had not forgotten her; but
it was the last line she ever received
from him. and soon again she lapsed
into her moods of deSpOndent watch
ing and waiting.
'''At the time of my brothers leav-
ing, 1 was so young my mother could
not endure the thought of sending me
to search for him. Often would sug-
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-07-11


along the rough country roads of the
Pennsylvania oil fields one afternoon
i'm the latter part of March, 1889.
mo, you never gave me that pleas
ure, Captain 1 answered, glad of the
opportunity to listen to any incident
he might choose to relate, for the cap
tain was capital story teller, and
anything he might have in the way of
personal "reminiscences would greatly
relieve the monOtOny of travelling
through the interminable succession
of mud holes that rendered it impOs-
sibIe to drive faster than walk.
''Well," he began, 'in my younger
days, | cannot say that | was much of
believer in what theOlOgians are
pleased to call special prOvidences.
1t takes years and experience to bring
the skeptic to such faith, but the in
cident | am about to relate has chang
ed my views on that question, if not
fully confirmed me in the doctrine.
TN 1877, l was interested with
other gentlemen of F., who had
made more out of oil than they well
knew what to do with, in a Colorado
silver mine, one of those far-away-
Trombone enterprises that require the
putting in of more silver bricks than
ever are taken out. At least, such
proved to be the case i'm this instance.
'HFOr a time reports from our su-
perintendent on the ground, who, by
the way, had been highly recommend
ed to us as thoroughly competent for
the position, were very assuring.
Specimens of the ore from our own
graced the counters and Office desks of
every shareholder, with certificates of
assay pasted on their glittering sur
faces, giving assurance of their fabu-
lous wealth stored away in the rough,
and we fattered ourselves that we had,
i'm camp phrase. struck it rich Stim-
ulated by these rOse-cOlOred hopes, we
paid our assessments with the spirit
of cheerful givers, but as time passed,
and the DAYS came when our invest
ments should begin to yield return
i'm the coveted white metal, the enthu-
siasm of our superintendent began to
correspondingly wane, and clouds of
disappointment to gather on our hith-
ertO bright horizon of financial pros
poets.
Months passed in waiting, hoping
against hope Letters from the su-
perintendent came at greater inter
walls. each tinged with a deeper dye of
doubt, and containing suggestions of
possible further assessment as neces-
sary for more extended developments,
or else utter abandonment. In a spirit
of desperation to know the bitter
truth, my associates concluded to in
vest their extra assessments in send
ing one of our number to the field of
operation to make Il personal eXamina-
ton True. this was very much on
the principle of locking the stable af-
ter the horse was stolen but never
theless. it seemed the best to do, and
was selected to make the pilgrimage.
MY trip was uneventful until |
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-07-11
GUIDED BY PROVIDENCE.
STORY
BY JAMES NJ. MARTIN.

A TRUE STORY.
BY JAMES M. MARTIN.

at the frequent stations and the usual
hustle of the railway train, door slam
mings, All aboard etc, but after we
passed beyond the eastern and more
| densely settled portions of Kansas,
stations became fewer and passengers
scarcer. until / at last found one other
person and myself the sole occupants
of the car.
''My fellOw-traveler was young
man, scarcely out of his teens, bear
ing the inevitable stamp of the boy
st-out-from-home, and that home
one that sheltered its young close
about the hearth-stOne For a time
we sat apart, each gazing out of the
window at the mOnOtOnous and unin-
habited plains, covered with their dust
begrimed growth of wild sage, and
pany,' you know. and as the day wore
| on, and the scenery became more un-
interesting. my companion i'm travel
lefyt his seat and Joined me. | OBJ
served, aside from small travellers
satchel, he carried guitar encased
i'm a green bag. AS he drew near
moved over in my seat, by my act in
dicating a willingness for his closer
cOmpaniOnship.
Very mOnOtOnous country he re-
marked, as he accepted the proffered
seat
Yes, | replied, we are now cross
ing the ''Great American Desert of
my school days geography
"'Well, it deserves that name yet
but it is not sO-called in the books of
recent date. he answered, with an in
credulOus smile.
No: modern geOgraphers have eX-
plunged it from their maps, | believe
since the railway companies have ac-
quired by grace of Congress, an in
terest in this arid region | facetiously
answered, coughing from the irritat-
ing effects of the alkali dust that fill
tered through every crack and crevice
of the coach.
Doubtless they think i'm time irri-
CATION will remedy matters, and make
a paradise of this now desert country
my companion replied, hopefully, and
the geOgraphers do not wish to be be-
hind these more venturesOme railway
projectors
come discouraged waiting for the fOun-
hOmesteader and new settler will be
tains, and how irrigation is to be a
Yes, water should make a marvel
Gus change, l admit, but i fear the
success without these in great abun-
dance is a problem yet to be solved
il answered. But changing the sub
Ject, you are from the East, l believer
Yes, sir. From New York state
All! what part, pleaser
Near Rochester
81 am from just south of that. in
Pennsylvania. Pretty close neighbors
when at home. Going far WestY
81 cannot say may, and 1 may
not the young man answered slowly.
with far-away look in his eyes, my
present destination is Denver. then
possibly Pueblo
The Florida agriculturist., 1906-07-11


voice in the hope that, somewhere or
somehow, | may find him.
decOc2h. a yet. P,'e,mcsxj fl 'Ocafiha
"'How long have you been in the
West on this errand?' inquired, deep
ly interested in the young mans story.
"'Six MONTHS he replied, and i'm
that time l have visited every city of
any pretensiOn in Nebraska and Kan
sas; | am now on my way to Denver,
and if unsuccessful there, shall con-
tinue my search further westward
"'And have you as yet discovered
no clue; nothing to give you en-
cOuragement?'
Nothing, the lapse of time seems
to have eraced all traces, if any exist
to face, or in some city directory or
hotel register, to come upon his name.
Several times l have found the name,
but as often have been disappointed
81 fear you have taken upon you
a life-task, my boy. Your brother
might be within a stones cast of you,
and yet you be ignorant of his pres
ence.'
." realize the truth of what you
say, but i know of no other course to
pursue he replied with a tinge of
sadness.
We'll, l shall beg glad to render
you any assistance l can. You Ger
tainly are entitled to that, at least,
by all who know your mission
THANK you, SIR he answered, the
sincerity of his words being manifest
in his look and tone. May Il be so
bold as to ask how far West you are
going?' he continued, inquiringly.
Certainly, to -, in the western
part of the state. Quite a distance yet
by rail, and then long overland
stage ride
. 4 think L shall stop and look about
Denver he replied, but you almost
seem neighbOr to us at home queer
isn't it? And L dislike to lose your
company
when we arrived at Denver, my
newmade friend kept close to me,
stopping at the same hotel, and there
we met daily. i remained in the city
the greater part of a week, and when
the morning of the day of my depart
ure arrived, L bade my young compan-
ion goodbye; wished him success in
his search Though | confess L had
little hOpe), and took a bus for my
depot. L arrived at the depot some fif-
teen or twenty minutes before my
train time, and having nothing special
TO do, spent the passing minutes walk
ing UP and down the platform Observ-
ing the arriving 'busses and carriages,
and their alighting occupants. Just
as the porters were calling All aboard
for Colorado Springs, Pueblo and in
teresting points, Il carriage dashed
up to the depot, and to my astOnish-
ment, my young companion, satchel
and green bag in hand, who alighted,
and rapidly approaching me, said: Il
have concluded to go with you, as far
as Pueblo, L intended going there at
Il
The daily morning journal and courier., 1906-09-22
THE MooRIsH SLAVE MARKET.
Negroes and Others are Still Sold at
 Public Auction.

Negroes and Others are Still Sold at
 Public Auction.
 One by one the great slave markets of the world are disappearing; yet, within three hours steam of Gibraltar, Morocco, remains one of the very few countries where the public auction of negroes, and other than negroes, may still be witnessed, Any traveller who finds his way to the imperial city Mar rakesh, should make a point of visiting it's famous market, which has recently been attracting the attention of the powers. A century ago 1t was no un- common thing for English men and English women-the captives of the Raisulis of that day-to press into life- long slavery from the very same yard. large and squalid, where l have just witnessed the auction of some twenty five natives.
 It seems hard to believe that while England was waging war with Napo- leon the main duty of her ambassadors in Morocco was to appeal to the Sul- tan, cap in hand, and with ample of ferings of carriages and oannons-- which the Moors described as tribute for the release of British crews and their wives, who had had the i'll for tune to be captured by the famous rowers of Sailee and Rabat. Faithful records of these transactions may yet be found in the diplomatic and consul lar reports of the period.
 At about five o'clock on a Thursday
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afternoon the proceedings of the Mar, rakesh auction opened with prayer the eight or ten auctioneers formed in line. calling for the divine blessing upon both buyer and seller. In this appeal, I remarked, the slaves were not mentioned. Then, leading his chat tels from one group of possible buyers to another, each auctioneer went the round of the market, stntlng the amount of the last bid. The presence of Europeans is not welcome at these sales: but nothing was said to us. ex- cepting that we were asked, courteous ly enough, not to walk about. For any looker-on to move from his place wuld it seems. be breach of slave auction etiquette.
 No writer in search of startling eff fects need visit the Manakesh market. The whole thing Is, as rule, business like. not to say humdrums Naturally enough the slaves, especially the girls, are dressed in their best, and artistl- cally groomed, and in many cases change of masters is looked forward to with pleasure. Somehow or other the horror we have all felt at some period of our lives evaporates considerably on facing the reality. 1t is quite obvious for one thing that the average Moorish nagro does not want freedom. It is also fact that in nine cases out of ten he Is far better off than free person of his capacity dare hope to be. Indeed, 1t is no uncommon thing for freed slave to resell himself, and share the price paid with the friend who poses as original owner. We all, in theory, re- cognize the something wrong in slave rv: but in some mysterious way theory and practice clash. One thing we may rest assured. A plebiscite of Moorish slaves would emphatically reject an off, fer of liberty which entailed the re- sponsibility of working Ike an ordina- " aborer.-Written by Resident of
 dogador for the London Daily Graph ia
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Gtty Advertisements.
CITY NoYCE. COMMITTEE ON ABATEMENT OF
 ma

The Committee on Abatement of Taxes will meet in Rooms 10-11 City Hall, Thursday, September 20, 1906, at p. n., to hear the following petitions for abatement of taxes:
 Julia Wyatt Michael Troiano and Maria Rissatelli. Mrs. Charlotte F. R. Thompson Adolph Brune, Wait Everett P. E. Gammons, Agnes Rudolph, Maril- la s. Platt, Betsey Hosley, Caroline D. Wolcott, The Ketchum Estate, Eliza beth T. Besler, Mary D. and Margaret Mccarthy, Kate Sarsfield, Charles and Clara Wellman, John k. Healey, Annie Saxon, Star Bottling N'1Fks, Julia A. Blackmah, James Malone, Est N. P. Corcoran, James D. Vanderbilt & Co.,, Catherine Schappa, George S. Horlacher, Mrs P. R. Lyons, louisa M. Quigley, Ellen M. O'Donovan, Catherine Galligan, Amanda c. Wruck, Mary J. Reid, Cath crime Callahan, Henry Donovan Mason R. Hotchkiss, Joseph Przlylowiz, Mary Rogers, Della ThielhaT, Francesca Ci- anello, Harry Good, Arthur Berry, Pat rick Carey, Julia A. Horton, for abate- ment of taxes. interest and liens and of Andrew G. Parker and Dora Treadwell for extension of time for payment of sewer assessments.
 All persons interested in the forego- ing are hereby warned to be present and be heard thereon without further notice.
 Per order J. R. MAXWELL Chairman. Attest: EDWARD A. STREET,
 s1S2t City Clerk.
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September 22. 1Q06.

September 22, 1906.
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church is open week days from Il a. m. to D. m. and Monday evenings. All are welcome.
 First Church of Christ, scientist-The services of First Church of Christ Sci enlist, are held Sunday at 10:S0 o'clock street, entrance on Temple street. Sub Ject, "Unreality." Golden text: 'Vani- ty, of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity Feel, 1:2. The Sunday school meets after the ser vice. The Wednesday evening testi- monial meeting is held at 8 o'clock. A reading room maintained by this el street, is open daily from 10 a. m. to D. m, except Sunday, on Wednesday from 10 a. m. to 7:S0 D. m, Tuesday and Saturday from 8 to 10 ?. m A cordial welcome to all,
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RELIGIOUS SERVICES.

First Baptist Church Ecorner Ed. wards and Livingston streetsy-Rev. Frederick Lent, pastor. Morning ser vice. at 10;9o a. m. Bible school and mems class; aysr,5g i2 m ssrY;oa Y ? g. C E. es0 The Church of the Redeemer, Orange street, corner Wall-Wetson Lyman Phillips. D; D. pastor.-Preaching at 10:S0 a. m., Sunday school a: 12 o'clock noon. Young Peoples Society of Chris tian Endeavor at 6:30 D. m. At Welcome Hall, Oak Strest-Sunday school at D, IT.. Gospel meeting at 1880 p. m. If
 During the summer the congregation of Trinity church will unite in worship with St. Thomas church on Elm street Trinity church-S a. m., holy com munion; 10:90 a. m morning prayer and sermon by Rev w. A. Beardsley; D. m, evening prayer, without sermon. If On account of the church furniture being stored in the parish house during the repairs, 1t will be impossible to open Sunday school until October z.
 Church of the Messiah (First Univer- sa1ist)-Orange street, near Elm-Rev Theodore A. Fischer, pastor Sermon by the pastor Sunday morning at 10:30 o'clock. Sunday school at noon. Young peoples devotional meeting at 6:3O p. m; The public cordially invited to all of the services. If
 First Church of Christ. Scientist, Re. publican Hall, Temple and Grown streets, entrance on Temple street. Sunday at 10:s0 a, n, Wednesday at 8 D. m. Reading room, Malley building, 902 Chapel street. Room 602 Open week days, 10 a. m. to p. IT.. except Sunday; Wednesdays, 10 q. m. to 7:S0 D. m.; Tuesday and Saturday evenings, g to 10. Christian Science literature for distribution. tf.
 First M. E. Church (corner Elm and College streets)-Rev Francis T. Brown, pastor. Class meeting at 9:30 Public worship at 10:30 and 7:30, with sermons by the pastor. Bible school at noon. Chinese Sunday school at 2:30. Epworth league meeting at 6:30.
 Spiritual services Sunday night. Sep tember 2s at 7:S0 o'clock. Red Mems hall, AS Church street. Rev and Mrs. Rowland officiating. Sermon by pr. Howland, followed by message tests, Mrs. Rowland officiating as usual
 s15 22
 United Church-North church on the Green Morning worship at 1O:S0. Ser mon by the pastor, Rev. A. J. Haynes Sunday school at 12 m. Christian En- deavor, 6:15. Chapel services Tuesday at 7:45 D. m.
 Dwight Place Congregational Church, Rev. Wm. w. Leete. D. D., pastor 1o:2o a. m, preaching by the pastor in
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Sunday School Teacher-who was 1t that the whale swallowed?
 Tommy-Why-er- -er-"
 Sunday School Teacher@Come, now. that's an easy question.
 Tommy-Oh, it ain't the question that ,bothers me, but the answer.-Phila- delphia Ledger.