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The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
A Valuable Agent.

The glycerine employed in DIR. Pierce's
medicines greatly enhances the medi-
cinal properties which it extracts and
holds in solution much better than alco-
hol would- 1t also possesses medicinal
properties of its own, being a valuable
demulcent, nutritive, antiseptic and anti
Torment. 1t adds greatly to the efficacy
of the Black Cherrybark, Golden Seal
root, Stone root and Queens root, con-
tanned in Golden Medical Discovery in
subduing chronic, or lingering coughs,
bronchial, throat and lung affections,
for all Of which these agents are recon-
mended by standard medical authorities
In all cases where there is wasting
away Of flesh, loss of appetite, with
weak stomach, as in the early stages of
consumption, there can be no doubt that
glycerine acts as valuable 3utritive and
aids the Golden Seal root Stone root
Queens root and Black Cherry bark in
promoting digestion and building up the
flesh and strength controlling the cough
and bringing about u healthy condition
of the whole system OF course it must
not be expected to work miracles. 1t will
not cure consumption except in its earlier
stages. 1t will cure very severe, obstin-
ate, chronic coughs, bronchial and laryn-
geal troubles, and chronic sore throat
with hoarseness. In acute coughs it is
not so effective. 1t is in the lingering
coughs, or those of long standing, even
when accompanied by bleeding from
lungs, that it has performed its most
marvellous cures. Send for and read the
little book of extracts, treating of the
properties and uses of the several med
icinal roots that enter into Dr. Perce's
Golden Medical Discovery and learn ,ohy
this medicine has such wide range OF
application in the cure of diseases 1t is
sent free. Address DR.. r. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y. The Discovery CON
tains no alcohol or harmful, habit-form-
ing drug. Ingredients all printed on each
bottle wrapper in plain English.
Sick people, especially those suffering
from diseases of long standing, are invited
to consult DIR. Pierce by letter, free All
correspondence is held as strictly private
and sacredly confidential. Address DIR.
X. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
DR. Pierce's Medical Adviser is sent free
on receipt of stamps to pay expense of
mailing only. Send 81 one-cent stamps
for paper-coverod, or 81 stamps for cloth.
bound copy.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
TOUCHED "cRANK BUTTON"
Intentionally or Otherwise
Perpetrated.

Secretary Shaw has a number OF
electric buttons on his desk connecting
with the Office of the captain of the
sounds what is known as the crank
bell" When that bell rings, says Sue
cess Magazine, 1t is supposed that
the secretary is being annoyed by
cranks. Recently he was comforting
with Assistant Secretary Charles II.
Keep. chairman of the Keep commits
sicp." and Comptroller Tracewell,
wLUje duty it Is to rare down pub
lie expenditure to the bone. The con-
ference was one in which Secretary
Shaw failed to become interested, ard
he showed his impatience by shifting
around in his chair and playing imag-
mary tunes on the electric buttons.
Accidentally or otherwise he touched
the crank button" A minute lat ar
the captain of the watch and two of
the watch force rushed into the secre-
tary's room all heavily armed. When
the captain of the watch explained ii s
presence by saying that the crank
alarm had been sounded, Secretary
Shaw looked first at Assistant Secre-
tary Keep and then at Comptroller
Tracewell. These two officials could
not grasp the humor of the situation,
but Secretary Shaw lay back in his
chair and roared with laughter, while
Mr. Keep and Judge 1racewell hur-
riedly left the room. They are stin
wondering whether Secretary Shaw
touched that crank button" by accI-
dent
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
re WENT ON CRUTCHES
All Medicines Failed Until Or. VIII
iiams' Pink Pills Cured His
rheumatism.

"SoEe years ago says Mr.. w. II.
Clark, n printer. living at Gle Buchanan
street, Topeka, Kans., +" had II bad at
tack ,sf rheumatism and could not seem
TO get over il. All sorts of medicines
failed to do me any good and my trouble
kept getting worse. My feet were SO
swollen that could not wear shoes and
had to go OH crutches. The pain was
terrible.
"One day was setting the type OF an
article for the paper telling what DIR.
Williams Pink Pills had done for man
afflicted rs was and was so impressed
with it that i determined to give the
medicine trial. For year my rheu-
matism had been growing worse, but
after taking DIR. Williams Pink Pills
began to improve. The pain and SWELL
ing all disappeared and / can truthfully
say that haven felt better III the past
twenty years than / do right now. l
could name, off hand, n half-dozen peo-
pie who have used DIR. Williams Pink
Pills at my suggestion and who have re-
ceived good results from them"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are guaran-
teed to be safe and harmless to the most
delicate constitution. They contain no
morphine, opiate, narcotic. nor any
thing to canse drug habit. They do not
act on the bowels but they actually make
new blood and strengthen the nerves.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills cure rheuma-
tism because they make rich, red blood
aud 10 man or woman can have healthy
blood aud rheumatism Mt the same time.
They have also cured many cases of
anemia, neuralgia sciatica- partial pa
ralysis. locomotor ataxia and other dis
eases that have not yielded to ordinary
treatment.
All druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
Pills or they will be sent by mail, post
paid, on receipt of price, 80 cents per
box, six boxes for 81. So by the DIR. Will
hans Medicine Co. Schenectady, N. Y.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
THE SIMPLE LIFE.
How It Became Artificial Among
Americans.


The great trouble with America is
that she falls upon any cure as hys'
terically and theoretically as she does
upon the drug inducing her disease.
We go mad over the simple life. We
sit on green divan and babble of
green fields. With a Vatican fan in
one hand and glass in the other, We
tell each other what splendid thing
1t is to go a-shepherding, to dwell
close to the earth, to live a sweet,
natural life. We even hire men ana
women to come and talk to us about
these things. to chant to us, to lecture
us about them. Sometimes we even
try to practice. hurriedly and hyster.
ically, some of these things which we
have in pure self-hypnosis persuaded
ourselves that we ought to like. We
do no great good by that. We effect
nothing when we carry our drug habit
into the sanatorium of the woods and
fields; we are still insane. We got nc
good of the wilderness when we insist
that 1t be wilderness furnished with
4 hot and cold baths. the railroad and
the telegraph. Our trouble is that WI
will not let go. We do not "turi
loose" as they say on the plains
Reader.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
CARRIES A BOOK TO BED.
Senator Knox Reads Everywhere.
Whenever He Has Moment
to Spare.

Philander c. Knox, former attorney
general and present Junior senator
from Pennsylvania, burns the midnight
OIL all the year around except for one
month, March. when he goes to Miami.
Fla, with his friend Henry C. Fricx
of Pittsburg. Senator Knox, and Mr..
Frick have formed a club of fishermen
and erected "A shack about a mile out
of the hamlet. They lead a care-free
existence and the principal point OF en-
joyment Is that they never put on a
billed" shirt or collar during the en-
tire 30 days. They fish from morning
until night and sometimes from night
until morning, and the tales of their
big catches furnish an eloquent theme
for the natives.
During the other IL months Senator
Knox's only diversion from Legislative
or legal duties is to read He is one
OF the omniverous readers OF the age.
and subscribes for about so magazines
published in different parts OF the
world. He purchases all the best new
books and all the rare editions Of old
works which come his way. He reaG5
in his carriage going to the capitol. on
trains and every place where he must
spend some moments waiting. Even
in bed, the senator reads with the aid
of an adjustable electric light, and by
his side is a contrivance of his own
patent which can hold large volume,
tray fashion. Every night he reads
some two or three hours. If he has
been worried or bothered during the
day he finds refreshment In the classics
or the Plutarch Lives in the original.
Days when all goes smoothly he lulls
himself to sleep on a new book.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
LIMB RAW AS PIECE OF BEEF.
Suffered for Three Years With itching
Humor-Cruiser Newark U. S. NJ.
Man Cured by Cuticura.

II suffered with humor for about
three years off and on. finally saw a
doctor and he gave me remedies that
did me no good, SO tried Cuucura
when my limb below the knee TO the
ankle was as raw as a piece of beef.
All used was the Cuticura Soap and
the Ointment I bathed with Cuticura
Soep every day. and used about six
or seven boxes of Cuticura Ointment.
was thoroughly cured of the humor
In three weeks. and haven't been af-
fected with it since | use no other
Soap than Cuticura now. II. J. Myers,
U. s. NJ. U. S. s. Newark. New York,
July 8. 1906
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
Spreading Himself.

A correspondent for n Kansas paper
was rushing around in Washington.
you seem to be busy to-day" said a
friend. "Busy?" Great heavens,
should think l am busy. I've got one
senator from my state in there in the
senate chamber defending the admin
istration. and the other senator over
in the supreme court trying to keep
out of iail."
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
unioue pistinction.

Congressman Fulkerson. of Mis-
souri,. was treated to this compliment.
airy notice in a recent issue of the
Hopkins Journal: Our congressman,
Frank Il. Fulkerson. is the best whis-
tier in congress and that body stopped
the wheels of legislation the other
day to hear him give Hot Time Just
80 he doesn't wet his whistle too
mrch we reckon his constituents will
have no kick coming"
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
DEMAND FOR MAIL SATcHELS
Twenty Thousand Needed to Supply
Curriers' in the Rural
Delivery.

For several months past the con-
tractors who furnish the post Office
department with rural carriers mali
satchels have been forwarding only a
very small percentage of the. number
required to keep the rural deli, "
service supplied, the difficulty being
mainly inability to procure leather
used in their manufacture.
AS consequence, relates the Wash
ingtoa Star. the bureau of the fourth
assistant postmaster general has an
accumulation of orders fer 2)O)0 of
these satchels. Recently a paragraph
appeared in a publication having a
large circulation among rural letter
carriers advising ,hose who have not
been able to get satchels by requisltlon
to write to their representatives and
state their trouble" AS result mem
bers of congress have been delucei
with letters from rural carriers urging
them to have the satchels furnished,
and the representatives have been call
ing on Fourth Assistant De Graw In
large numbers.
AS the department has not satchels
to furnish, this method has not been
any more successful than the regular
one of making requisltions.
special contract has been let for
$1,000 canvas satchels, and this sup
ply, along with the satchels coming in
under the regular contract, is expected
to relieve the pressure somewhat.
However, it will be several months be-
fore the department can fill the se
requisitions with anything like
promptness.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
Poser for Cannon.

Speaker Cannon has received hun
dreds of kilograms from Oklahoma ex-
pressing the opinion of hundreds of
people about him. This one. however.
which he declares is the most re-
parkablc inquiry ever propounded to
an American statesman, he proposes
to frame: "Shall Oklahoma. the gem
of hope, be sacrificed on the Shylocls
of despair?"
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
Cured One Hetter

'I'vc got fresh cold" Represents
tive John Wesley Gaines. OF Tennes
see. complained. why have fresh
one?" asked Representative Stanley
of Kentucky, why not have II
crrSd?"
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Blox-Do you think a college educa-
tion is beneficial to the average young
man? Knox-No; 1t makes him too
smart to work and not smart enough to
get along without work.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

The longer man lives in COM
munity the more money his neighbors
owe him-or the more he owes his
neighbors.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Every man on the bleachers thinks
ne could play the game better than the
oldest player on the diamond.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the There II only one way TO
deafness and that II by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an indamed condition Of The
mucous lining Of the Eustachinn Tube. When this
tube IN infamed you have arumbling sound or n'-
perfect hearing and when t Is entirely closed Def
Is the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken and this tube restored to Its normal cond
tion hearing VIII be destroyed forever: nine cases
OF caused by tatarrh, which " nothing
but an inhamed condition Of The mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafness (cansed by cntarrhi that cannot be cured
by Hairs Catarrh Cure. send for circulars. free.
r. J. CHENEY & co., Toledo, o
Sold by Drugg,st-. 15c.
Take Hairs Family Plls for constipation.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

and she is often the bread-winner of
the family. Whether she is sick or
we'll, whether it rains or shines, she
must get to her place of employment,
perform the duties exacted OF her-A
smile and be agreeable.
Among this class the symptoms of
female diseases are early manifest by
weak and aching backs, pain in the
lower limbs and lower part of the
stomach. In consequence of frequent
wctting of the feet, periods become
painful and irregular, and frequently
there are faint and dizzy spells, with
loss of appetite, until life is a burden.
All these symptoms point to de-
rangement of the female organism
which can be easily and promptly
cured by Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.
Miss Abby F. Barrows, Jacksonville.
Athens Co, Ohio, tells what this great
medicine did for her. She writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham =
81 feel it my duty to tell you the good
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
and Blood Purifier have done for me- Before
took them l was very nervous, had dull
headaches, pains in back, and periods were
irregular, had been to several doctors, and
they did me no good
"Your medicine has made me well and
strong l can do most any kind of work
without complaint, and my periods are all
right
III am in better health than I ever was,
and know it is all due to your remedies. L
recommend your advice and medicine to all
who suffer-"
1t is to such girls that Mrs. Pink
ham holds out a helping hand and ex-
tends cordial invitation to correspond
with her. She is daughter-in-law of
Lydia +. Pinlxham and for twenty-five
years has been advising sick women
free of charge. Her long record of
success in treating woman's ills makes
her letters of advice of untold value to
every ailing working girl. Address,
Mrs. Pinlkham, Lynn, Mass.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Tramp-Lady. l. am dying from e,
posure. Woman-Are you tramp, po
itician or financier?
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
HAD GIVEN UP ALL HOPE.
CONFINED TO HER BED
WITH DYSPEPSIA.
"IOwe MyLife to Pe-ru-na, '
Says Mrs. Hufaker.

Mrs. Mittie Huffaker, r. X. No. g.
Columbia, Tenn, writes:
IL was afflicted with dyspepsia foi
several years and at last was confined
10 my bed. unable to sit up.
s'wc tried several different doctors
without relief.
81 had given up sH hope of any re.
lief and was almost dead when my
husband bought me bottle of Pc.
RUM.
AT first l could not notice any ben
eft, but after talking several bottles |
was cured sound and well.
at Is to Peruna lowe my life TO-
day.
II chcerfully recommend it to all
sufferers"
Revised Formula.
For a number Of years requests
have come to me from q multitude of
grateful friends. urging that Peruna
be given slight laxative quality.
have been experimenting with laxa-
tive addition for quite a length of
time, and now feel gratified to an
nounce to the friends of Peruna that
I have incorporated such quality In
the medicine which, in my opinion,
can only enhance its well-known bene-
fciai character.
IS. B. HARTMAN. NJ. D."
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
Ror children teethfng softsnA the gums. reduces -
0anmasian aiiAys pain. curcs wind ooiio &c bossiA
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

On a nice spring day It seems like
being sentenced to hard labor even TO
have to yawn.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Garfield Tea, the herb laxative, is better
than drugs and strong cathartics; it cures.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

A man knows when he does wrong
Why throw 1t up to him?
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24
CORDIAL INVITATION
>ADDREssEDT0WoRKINGG GIRLS
Miss Barrows Tells How Mrs. Pink-
hams Advice Helps Working Girls.
Girls who work

Girls who work
a r e particularly
susceptible to fe-
IN a e disorders,
especially those
who are obliged
to stand on their
feet from morn
ing until night in
stores or facto-
ries.
Day in and day
ont the girl tolls.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Too many of the things we ask for
are not worth having.
Garfield Tea puriiies the blood, regulates
the digestive organs, brings good health.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Most men prefer misrule to Mrs
Rule.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

We hope that when we die no one
will look around for some connection
with the figures Is.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Money may make the mare go, but
it isn't always capable of starting d
mule or an automobile.
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

What's the matter with the manu-
facture of corsets. as a re-former2
The Elbert County tribune., 1906-05-24

Write Garfield Tea Co.. Brooklyn, Y. Y,
for sample of Garfield Tea. Mild laxative.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1906-11-14

8erIiu, IL. .Rop. - gu Oen
fhier uneri6opflihen 8apitel bon oel
@riinben Der gntlaiiung bes Siiriter
9ismarf miro elm peiterer bodit IN
tereilanter geitraa geliefert. @s niri
elm griei per0fientlidt, tpelten II
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6euti6e 3onful in aiep iiber aneeb
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Der alte &aiier ifrieb bomols:
,9ie 9erihte bes 8oniuIs In 2ien
faiien auf has flarite erfennen, bab
Die Ruiien i'm ooniten Itrategiider
Gufmaride iinb, um gum Sariege 81
fdreiten. Sd n,uB iebr bebauern,ba
ih 10 tpenig bon bieien 8eridten er.
fubr. sic bGtten mid idon l6nait aui
bic brohenoe flrhtbare @efabr auf'
merfiam MAIDEN fonnen. gs lit b'e
bodIte 3eit, bie Seiterreider 5u mar.
nea rr6 8egenmaBreeeln III treffen.
Inter ioI6en ltmitdroen III natiir.
lid on cine Heiie nod Grasnoie.
Selo, gum 9eiud oes 3aren, nidt gu
6enfen."
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SdriftitcQer aeitprben.

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Der befannte 3idter uno S6riftitel.
Ter Seinrid Seioel aus Dem 2eben
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am 25. SUM 1912 in berlin bel 8it.
tenburg in Weflen6urg geboren, mar
sunGbit aIs Sngenieur an ben Dad'
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lit aber felt 1880 MIR nod alsShrift.
teller t1tig gelpeien. Seine 0idtun.
gen iino nit ibrer naip.optimiitiidell
@eltonihauung, nit ibrer bumor.
boIen, frii6en, ungefiinitelten .Stin-
mung unO ibren innigen SerSens.
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ben. SerporSubeben Iino: ,aus Der
Seimat", r2eberedt Siibnben, go.
rinoe unS on6ere @eifihten", Die
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.9ebere6t Siibnben ais @robpater"
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panama,One
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Ga8emeines srofcs gufranmen gebt
burd bas 2anS.
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lunnocruoll eeffmiid,t.
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2anoans oes ErGiioeuten.
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Br1itoent befinOet iib on 8orb 6es
S6lahtIfiifes .2o,aliana" irgenb.
po i'm neltliben Weere; Donnerstae
miro Der Sanger unter Dem Conner
Der @eihiise i'm Safen bon Gbriito'
bal, Dem amtliben Sauptquartier Der
3anal5one, Dor glnfer geben. Den
Erdltoenten ertpartet cine eroBe
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abiidt babe, Die &anal5one 5u beiu
den, oa begann man, tauienberlei
gerbeiierungen 81 pIanen; als aber
Die amtlide arfiinoigung bes 8e'
iuhes fam, ba lpuroe aus oen 9I1uen
@rnit, irb Die 8erbeiieruneen muir.
Den IN Gpgriff genommen.
Mnr erinnerte iib an bic 8emer.
flung oes BrdfiSenten, bab man feinelt
tropiihen RonoI bauen Tonne, obnc
sitndhit bic aaralsone ooaie geiuno
3u geftalten, unb in Solge beifen bot
lth etrte pabre Mrbettsfput dller Wten'
Ihen bem1htigt, um alIes fir ben
gntpfans bes 9rd1oenten au idubern
unb 5u perbeiiern. Gub aiberbalp
Der Bone in ben beiben StGoter
Colon urb 9amma 1T berieIbe Meini.
gitngseifer eitse5oeer; bic arbeitcn
iinb bort ihon felt Wonaten eifrta':
I'M @aree o6er poIlen6et. Die olis
benz eieentlihen &anal aisseifalt.
feIte @rbe piro in @aggors geloocn
urb in bic Simple seporfen, Inn Die
fieberbriitenben WordIte oissutrod.
men nno bie StGbte gbriItobal uno
anSere Observation-Disclosures eeiun,b
su seita I'm; man plant iogar Colon
nm eiren eataen SUB 81 he6en; ge'
piB fein Heines l1ntcrnehmen Ter
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StraBen unb @aiien geieet uno serei.
nigt unb alles in bette Sronung &C..
braht.. -..
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Mann faut 0fr
Aad)e ,um Wpftr.
Staliener luirS NIT Stid- uub Sduf.
iuunben sefunbeu.
Mar NIT Stalienerin
surdIsebrannt.
Batter Der Gntfiibrten ideint Der
3Gder geneien su iein.
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ternadt an Der Nilipoutee Ioe. uni
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ben beoedt gefinoen uno nad BEN
$oipttal gebraft tporoen.
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atpeier anoerer Staliener, Die aber
TIRE Homen nidt angeben nollen
neil tie Die Ha6e seipiiier 2elte fiirb
ten, ging WetaIe Dor orei Sabren in
8eneoig NIT Der Todter zines @auf
manns burd, nahSem Ger Batter oes
Mao6ens ieine 3uItimmuns 3u osl
Seirot nertpeisert batte. Ger 8ater
ifnpor &ahe, unb man glaubt. oab et
bic Rahe iest ielber ariseefiibrt ober
bur6 5reur6e bat ausfiibren laiien
9ie beiben augen5eueen, tpeld:
Den angriff eeieben baben tpollen
f6nnen feir @ngliidb; lie beridteten
Der 9oli5ei nit Silfe zines 9oImet'
i6erS, lie ieien fur8 Dor Wttterruadt
Die Wilpaufee glpenue entlan9 &C.
fommen, oIs lie 5tpei WGnner nor
binten ouf WetaIe losgeben lino ibr
rie0erite6en laben.
1ie Ger5te i'm Gountpbcipital fin
orr "r"@4 onB ser 9erpunoete biz
Nnd]t nidt iiberleben miro.