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The San Francisco call., 1906-10-14

NUBAH characters are as varied as
the strains OF blood which make
up the mixed population Of the
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
COTTON FIRM FAlS
FOR HEAVY AMOUNT
ONE Of THE OLDEST COMPANIES
IN GEORGIA IN TROUBLE
Senior Member Of Firm Went to New
York Last Saturday, 0stensably on
Business Wrote Brother and Wife
From There That Firm Was in
Trouble and That They Would
Never See Him Again Discrep-
ancy of $145,o 900 Revealed.

Augusta, Ca, July 13.-The rev.
elation of the financial embarrass-
ment of Alexander & Alexander, one
of the largest cotton firms in the
state. yesterday developed discrep-
ances of about $145,000, following
the disappearance of Thomas w.
Alexander, the head of the firm and
member of one of the most prom
inent families in Georgia. The
Georgia Railroad Bank loses s115,-
900. Mr.. Alexander left Augusta
Saturday, saying that he was going
to New York. On the following night
his brother, Bishop Alexander, junior
member of the firm, received a tele-
gram from him asking that his desk
be opened and that three letters
found there be delivered. One of
them was to his partner and saying
that If Mr.. Alexander was not back
by Wednesday, he wnssd never be
seen again. Another letter was adj
dressed to local cotton mill presi-
dent and third to Mr.. Alexander's
wife.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
BOTTLING PLANT
TO BE INCREASED


T. H. Kenefck of Belmont, Iowa.
has just arrived in the city to take
an interest IN the Hub City Bottling
Works with Henry "A. Phillips, the
present owner Of the plant. The com
|pany will be incorpo porated with cap
|ital Of $25, 900 and the business will
be just about doubled. This means
that the plant will not be materially
increased as there is an abundance
|of necessary machinery now on hand
and the building on Fourth avenue
|east IS large enough. The stock on
hand Of bottles, fixtures ETC., will be
greatly increased, SO chat the new
|firm will do a much larger business
than # has formerly. The firm has
LOT late been doing q large business
In the out side towns and 1t IS the
purpose Of the new Arm to increase
even that.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
REAFFIRMS BELIEF
In BIMETALLISM

tion; for Notwithstanding the dis
cussion Of that question, millions
did not understand it and were
frightened into opposition. We can
not expect the support Of any one
who is interested in taking advantage
Of the people either through trusts
or through any other illegitimate
form of business. Our efforts should
be to distinguish between those COR
porations which are legitimate and
those aggregations of wealth which
are organized for public plunder and
which appeal for support to those
only who are willing to have the
government protect each person in
the enjoyment of his own earnings.
eff the difference between the sin
cere and the pretended friends of re-
form can not be discovered before,
they will become apparent when. the
platform is written; for, if the pres
ent indications count for anything,
that platform is likely to be so plain
that no one can mistake it and so
strong that no enemy of Democratic
principles will be drawn to the
party"
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
SCION OF IHE RICH
BECOMES SOCIALIST
J. g. PHELPs-sroKEs CASTS LOT
AGAINST MoNEYED CLASS
Writes the independence League,
a Supporter Of Hearst to That Eff
fect-1n His Letter He Says Suffer-
ing Humanity is Due to Monopoly
Of Land and the Production Of the
Few for Own Gain.

New York, N. Y, July 13.J. G.
Phelps-stokes, the young millionaire
slum and settlement worker Of this
city, announced yesterday that he has
formally cast his lot with the So
cialist party. This announcement
was made in a letter to the 1nde-
pendence League, the organization
whose ticket at the district municipal
election was headed by VIM. R.
Hearst. Mr.. Stokes declares in his
letter that the SO called capitalist
system, as such, is indefensible
ethically and disastrous industrially
through the inescapable wage slavery
to which it leads. Honest and earn
est men and women" he says, suffer
priyation although surrounded by
property and owe their sufferings
chiefly to the monopolization Of the
land and the machinery Of production
by the few exclusively for private
gain "
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
ARMED lO The TEETH
family R[ag|S
WILL NOT ALLOW PAPERS TO BE
SERVED ON THEM
Man Named Dietz Holds Up s.
100000 Feet Of Lumber Belong
ing to Chippewa Log Company
Sheriff and Deputies Were Afraid
to Tackle Him and His Family
Who We're Waiting for Trouble.

3. +. e. i F i + . s i . 4 4
st. Paul, MINI, July ia spe-
cial to the Pioneer Press from Hay
ward, Wis, says:
Sheriff Gylland of Sawyer county,
Deputies Paulson and Flannum Of
Hayward, and Walters Of Black River
Falls, and Detective Hoeft of Milwau-
kee, who left Hayward July 5th with
a team for the Dietz home to try once
more to capture him, have returned
once more empty handed. They
claim they went within fifteen rods
Of Dietz, but found him and his
family armed to the teeth with
fortresses around the farm. All the
farmers were on Dietz's side,. they
said, and informed him Of every move
of the deputies. The possemen say
that Dietz can never be ia kenalive.
Dietz, for several years has been
holding up 5.oo0,oOO feet Of timber
belonging to the Chippewa River
Log and Boom Company at Cameron
Dam, Wis, defying both the state
and federal authorities to serve
papers him.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
ASKS INJUNCTION
AGAINST BOX TRUST
CRAZY MAN ATTACKS DOCTOR

Denver, Col, July 13. John
Turish, well known mining man
aged S5 years, was committed to the
insane asylum here yesterday after
being arrested on warrant sworn
out by his brother, Henry Turish.
The demented man is b son of James
Turish of Stevens Point, Wis. who
employed DR.. H. j, Connor OF Duluth,
Mimi, to examine his sons mental
condition. When informed that the
physician had decided that he should
go to an asylum, John Turish at
tempted to kill the doctor with a
jack knife. He was disarmed before
he could inflict any injury. Il
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
ARKANSAS DEALER
Us. { CHICAGO | H|||||C [. | | ! FIRMS /
WILLIAM BEcKMAN ALLEGES 4
GRAND COMBINATION Exists
Says Alleged Monopoly Has No Name
But That II Operates Throughout
Many States Of the Union Chi
cago Mill Company Is Made One
Of the Chief Defendants No Hear
ing Given Yet.

&
Chicago, Ill, July IA. illiam 3. 3
Beckman Of Blytheyille, Ark. yes
terday filed a bill In the United States
circuit court, asking for an account
ing with and receiver for the Chicago
Mill and Lumber Company; and an
Injunction against the Paepkpe,
Leicht Lumber Company, the Amer
lean Box Company, the Packing Box
Company, the Marked Tree Lumber
Company, Herman Paepkpe.s Edward
Leicht, William Wilms, Charles
Weidman and all the unknown ON
GERS and stockholders or the Chicago
Mill Lumber COMPANY, restraining
them from acting Id 4 combination ii
restraint Of trade.
Beckman In his bill alleges that
there has been in existence since
1900 pool trust, agreement, or
understanding" to unlawfuIly regu-
late and Ak the prices of boxes IN
the United States. He declares that
the trust, which he declares in this
bill has been formed, has no actual
name, but that the agreement TO- 1
create the monopoly includes .tby far
the greater majority Of manufacturers
and dealers In boxes In Illinois,
Indiana, Missouri, Tennessee, Ar
kansas. Mississippi, Louisiana, Ken
5tucky Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan,
and Minnesota The bill declares
the alleged combination to be III I
violation OF the Interstate commerce
act, the Sherman antitrust law, and
the trust laws OF the state Of Illinois.
According to the bill, the alleged
combination represents an output
valued at $4,000, 900. Beckman as
serts that he Is one Of the stock
holders IN the Chicago Mill and Lum-
Der Company and has never received
any dividends although the company
has made q great deal OF money.
No United States Judge was In the
circuit court yesterday and no action
could be taken In court IN relation
tothe suit.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
SEVEN CHILDREN
DROWNED At PICNIC
TERRIBLE ACCIDENT HAPPENS
AT CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA


Cedar Rapids, Ia, July 13.-Eight
children at picnic on the river bank
went wading yesterday afternoon. The
smallest one slipped into a hole and
in trying to rescue her, six others
were drowned. The dead are: Lucille
Sweeting, aged z; Hazel Sweeting,
aged IA; Gladys sweeting, aged 10;
Josie Sweeting. aged 12; Ruth and
Cora Coyle, aged respectively II and
9, Sioux City, Ia; and Clara Usher,
aged 16. 5
The Sweeting children lived near
Ellis Park on the outskirts Of the
city. Clara Usher was a daughter Of
Sweeting's housekeeper and the Coyle
children were her nieces. Ruth
Klersey, the only survivor, said
Lucille Sweeting slipped into the deep
water. Hazel Sweeting rushed after
her and also slipped into the hole.
The next girl attempted to aid them
and SO on they kept trying to save
each other until all of the girls ex-
cept Ruth Klersey had been drowned.
She then ran home and gave the
alarm. All the bodies were recovered
except that Of Clara Usher.
Later Details
The children had gone to the river
with Mrs. Usher, who took her baby.
The baby fretted and Mrs. Usher
started home with it. Ruth Klersey,
eeing the fate OF her companions, ran
down the road crying to Mrs. Usher.
The latter left her baby in the road
and ran back to aid the children. She
managed to drag two from the water,
but she was too late to save their
lives. 4.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
TEDDY WON 7 NEEDLE
President Roosevelt Will Not Mix In
New York Politics

Oyster Bay, N. Y, July 13.-Presi-
dent Roosevelt will take no part in
the Republican situation in New York
according to unofficial but reliable
information obtained here yesterday.
The heretofore announced policy Of
the president not to become active
in state politics makes his decision
in New York case decidedly easy and
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
Total ). $1,16O,166. 81
Total 81, ,s0s, ,251.

During the past half year two new
banks, the Dakota Bank and Trust
Company and the Trust and Savings
Bank Of Aberdeen, have commenced
business with a large amount Of new
deposits. These institutions will be
ready to report with the others year
from now; and their developement
will be watched with interest from
no won. The record that is being
made by this city in the banking busi-
ness establishes 1t as the financial
center Of the northern part of the
state.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
HOLY ROLLER KILLS
BROTHER IN DEPOT
CRIME OF FANATIC COMMITTED
AT sEATTLE's STATION
George Mitchell, Who Was Recently
Acquitted Of Murder Of Crefield,
Leader Of Holy Roller Sect, Killed
By His Sister, a Member Of the Sect
Mitchell Alleged That He Killed
Creffeld for Sisters Sake.

4 Seattle, WASH, July 13.-George
Mitchell, the youth who recently shot
and killed Franz Edmund crehield,
the so-called Holy Roller" prophet
and who was acquitted of the charge
of murder on the plea of insanity,
was shot and killed by his sister
Esther in the Union Depot here yes
terday afternoon. Esther Mitchell
Joined the Holy Rollers sect at Cor
wallis, Oregon, and was one Of the
most fanatical Of Cref1eld's followers.
When her brother pursued the leader
of the Holy Rollers to Seattle and
shot him, he pleaded in justification
of the act that Crefield had deluded
and wronged his sister. George Nit
chell was acquitted Of the charge Of
murder on Tuesday and nearly all ef
the following day he spent in search
ing for his sister Esther In Seattle
lodging houses.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
AMERICAN WORLDS CHAMPION

Nottingham, Eng, July 13.-The
hundred yards amateur swimming
match for the championship of the
world was won yesterday by c.. M.
Daniels, American, who went the dis
tance in So 3-5 seconds beating the
record two-fifths Of second. Cecil
Healy, amateur champion of Aus
tralia, was second and j. H. Derby
shire of Manchester, Eng, third.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
SIALNbR1@ AHEAD
N North | '| 4 ! DAKOTA || | |
MACHINE CARRIES THE DAY an
REPUBLICAN, CONVENTION
Governor sarles Is Renominated AS Is
All the Rest Of the Ticket Records
Of All Officers and Congressman
Endorsed Control Of Trusts the
Work Of the Republican Party.

jamestown, N. D., July 13.The
Republican state convention here yes
terday dominated by the stalwart tac-
tion of the party. The full state
ticket was nominated, headed by 3.
Y. Sarles, who was renominated for
governor.
The convention was called to or
der at II a. m. The first test OF,
strength came on a vote for tempo
rary chairman, when the stalwartsi
elected 3. "A. Williams OF Bismarck,
over R. M. Pollock Of Fargo, ins,lr-
gent candidate, by a vote Of 306 to-
160 After temporary organization,
the convention was adjourned until
2 p. m.
The resolutions adopted at the at
ternoon session endorsed President
Roosevelt, Congressman Gronna and
Marshall, and Governor Sarles and
other state officers. Senator McCum-
Der in an address to the delegates
said that the pressing problem Of
the Republican party in the future is
that Of controlling the trusts and se-
curing an equitable distribution OF
wealth. The following ticket was
nominated:
Congressman T. f. Marshall,
Dickey, and A. j Gronna, Nelson.
Governor E. Y. Sarles, Traill.
Lieutenant Governor r. S. Lewis,
Cass.
Treasurer Albert Peterson, sar-
gent.
Auditor H. 4. Holiness Pembina.
Secretary OF State Albert Blais-
|dell, Ward.
Insurance Commissioner q. G.
Cooper, Grand Forks.
Commissioner OF Agriculture w.
g. Gilbraith, Morton. q
Attorney General Thomas =. r.
McCue, Foster.
Superintendent OF Public Instruc-
ton w. y. stockwe1L Walsh.
Railroad Commiss sioners Erick
Stafne, Richland; Chris. Diesem, La
Moure; Simon Westby, Pierce. n
Judge Supreme Court, Six years
| D. p. Morgan.
Judge Supreme Court, four years
John Knauf.
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The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
PIONEER PASSES AWAY
Well Known and Wealthy Sioux Falls
Man Dies

Sioux Falls, 8 ID, July / viii
Ham Van Fps, q pioneer merchant Of
Sioux Falls and one of the most
prominent business men In South Da-
kota, died yesterday. Mr. Van Fps
came to Sioux Falls more than forty
years ago and at one time he was
rated as the wealthiest man Id the
territory. He was prominent
Democrat. s55
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
The Weekly Democrat Is the Peoples Fayorite Paper
army as though he had never been.

army as though he had never been.
accused.
The scene as the decision was pro-
nounced was one Of impressive Dig
nifty in the chamber of deputies. The
discussion Of the Dreyfus case was
postponed owing to the assurance Of
Premier Sarrien that Dreyfns would
be Immediately restored to the army
with the rank Of brigadier general.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
DREYFUs INDICATED
French Captain Restored to His Rank
and May Be General

Paris. France, July IA The SUI
preme court yesterday announced Its
decision annulling the conde ndemnation
Of Dreyfus without q re-trial. The eff
feet Of the decision IS complete
vindication Of Dreyfu It entities
him to restoration TO his rank In the
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
CL0UDBURsT IN MEXICO

Ell Paso, Texas, July 13.-A cloud
burst and a landslide on July 10th
at Ocampo, Jesusmaria, Chihuahua,
Mexico, almost completely destroyed
the city and killed seven or more
people. Many others were injured
and it is expected some of them will
die. All the killed and injured were
Mexicans.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
OF INCORPORATION

Pierre, S. d., July Especial tc
the American .)-Articles of incorpo-
ration have been filed for the Far
mers Saving Bank, at Rutland, Lake
county, with capital Of $4,000. In
corporators, Chas A. Wiley, Cornell
ius G. DeBoer, of Rutland; and Cos
sen DeBoer Of Hull, Iowa.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
STEAMER QUINCY AGROUND.

Winona, Mimi, July 13.The
steamer Quincy of the Diamond Joe
line of steamers lies grounded near
Trempeleau on the Wisconsin side OF
the river. Earlier reports of the ac-
cident were rather exaggerated. There
was no a single loss OF life or was
there any fire on the vessel.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1906-07-13
SAL VADOR' S LEADER
KILLED IN BA E

Washington, D C.a. July
Regalado, president OF Salvador from
1899 to 1903 and leader ofsthe Sal
yadorean troops In the present con
5fiict with Guatemala, was killed In
battle yesterday. The announcement
of his death reached the state depart-g
ment through dispatch from United
States Minister Merry at San Saliva
dor. The dispatch stated that Regala-4
do was killed ID the last movement
OF his troops against the Guat alans
but did not indicate what the result
of the battle was. 53ss
Fell at FL Jicaro
New Orleans, La, July 4 q ON
cial cablegram to the Guatemalan
consul here says that the battle, III 4
which Regalado was Tiled was
fought on Wednesday afternoon
Ell Jicaro. al place about five piles
from the frontier ii the DEPT
Of Jutiopa, Guat atemala The dispatci,
3says that the saivad doreans were dss
feated. sEs
few good dresser left 81 HAy'sE
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Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-29
RUGBY MUST
PROVE MERITS
GAME WILL REQUIRE YEARS
FOR DEVELOPMENT
indications Are That a Reform in
American Athletics Is About
to Occur

Has Rugby football won a place in
the hearts of American followers of
the grldlron?
1t would be useless to claim that the
English sport has as yet been accepted
by American football men and the
general public. There has scarcely
been time for even a minute realiza-
tion of what the game entails that is,
If our English brethren are not mis-
understood. According to British ex-
ponents of the sport little or no tin-
derstandlng of the finer points has
been imbued in the minds of American
teams.
The fact that the Vancouver team,
strictly English orga nization, met
with defeat at Berkeley yesterday,
would not argue anything in particular
tending toward attractive qualities of
the sport.
Necessarily, Rugby, if continued.
will be years i'm attaining standing
such as that which the American game
possesses. Although it is perhaps too
early for q prediction. nevertheless it
does not appear as though the inno-
walton can supplant straight American
football. With all It's faults the native
sport possesses qualities which appear
to be peculiarly associated with the
strenuosity of American life in gen.
| eral.
An outcry might possibly be raised
should q protest be entered at the
superlative place athletics have at
tained in American educational life,
but a reader between the lines may
see a time coming when this frenzied
age Of athletics must assume milder
proportions.
Most ardent advocates Of outdoor
life and all which pertains to 1t will
be most forward in wishing for such
state of affairs, Too much suspi-
cion has surrounded the great univer-
sity athletic life because Of the enor-
nous financial features involved and
the apparent neglect of study.
Unquestionably there is a wave of
reform about to break along the shores
of American athletic life and rather
than tending to a displacement OF
college and school sports 1t will mean
broader methods of entering upon the
various Seasons-methods where the
same amount of physical good may be
gained with a far less amount of the
superfluous trimmings which now char
acterize many of our athletic depart
ments.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-29
MORANs SCORE
DECISIVE VICTORY
Three Home Runs Are Made by the
Winning Team-FleIding of
Smiley Proves Feature
of the Game

Moran baseball artists administered a
fearful drubbing to the Pasadena nine
on the Grown City diamond yesterday
afternoon, when the Los Angeles team
won by a score of 10 to 4.
The Moran stlckers secured total of
twenty-five hits off the Pasadena pitch
ers. Home runs were largely in evi-
dence, Simons, Bob Whaling and Brise-
no each rapping out four-sacker. EN-
cry, Pedrotti, Broadbent and Lucerc
Tom Whaling twirled a fast brand OF
ball for the winners.
Yesterdays victory now puts the Mo-
rams in the lead, as they have won
twelve out of twenty games played, fol-
an average of .632. One tie game with
Pasadena is yet to be contested. The
Crown City men have won eleven games
and lost seven, for an average of GIL.
Five more games are to be played be-
fore the silver pennant cup is awarded
and lively struggle appears in order
After next Sunday the remaining games
will be played at Chutes park
Chavez has signed a new pitcher and
Smiley is back at his old place in the
outer garden. AL Briseno, who was by
mistake reported dead, holds down
short. With Broadbent and the other
heavy sluggers, the Morans possess a
formidable line up at the present time
Smiley's fielding proved feature of
yesterdays game.
The batteries were: Il Whaling and
Mangerina for the Morans, with Bliss
Easterly and Shealy working for the
Pasadena nine.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-29
SAN JOSE WINS DousLE-HEADEF
Rv A AssOciated Press.

BY Associated PreSS-
SAN JOSE, Oct. 2S.-Timely hitting
by Outfielder Charles Friene won the
first game of a double header today
from Preside by a score Of 4 to 0, and
a two-base hit by Stricklett and a single
by Strieb scored the only tally in the
second contest, which was called at the
end of five innings.
Arellanes was wild, allowing six
walks and six hits, but was given the
best of support. Scores:
First game:.
San Jose--4. hits 8, errors /.
Presidio--0, hits 6, errors s.
Observation-Disclosures and Rollander;
Walters and Kent.
San JOSEF, hits 4, errors /.
Presidio-0 hits 3. errors |.
atteries-Stricklett and Kent; Dep
pardo and Walters.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-29
C0NF|D F|DENT ARE
BOTH R|NGSTERS
Featherweights Anxious for Bell and
Declare That Their Condition Is
Perfect--Harry Thinks Blows
Will Tell Against Abe

Final training occurred at the Attell
and Baker camps yesterday afternoon,
when large crowds visited both men at
their quarters. Roads leading to Ar
cadia were alive with automobiles, and
when the SNOWY little champion entered
the ring situated to the rear of the ho-
tel an expectant assemblage was there.
Game out to see If 1 am in condition,
eh?" remarked Able as some one re-
ferred in complimentary terms to Harry
Baker
well, If you can't see now you can
dim the lamps and see Tuesday night"
Abe did appear trim yesterday and
hoped about to all intents as strong as
ever. He went several rounds with Kid
Dalton, and the strong Italian was
forced to hit lively pace. This Dalton
boy appears an excellent sort of a
youngster for featherweights and the
lights to have around during working
time. He is always ready to mix, and
rather than back away will bore in like
whirlwind.
Harry Baker was also the center of
much attraction. Harry'is an interest
ing worker and held his audience yes
terday with a varied program, which
ended by his sparring a light triplet of
rounds with Eddie Meeney. Baker is
confident that he has attained the best
condition possible, and wants nothing
better than the gong's tap.
Harry declared that his punishment
should prove too much for Abe. Will
he deliver the medicine? is a question,
however. Marvelously fast must be the
man who can under ordinary circum-
stances lay more than grazing blows on
Attell, when he wishes to battle at long
range. Able may mix or he may not
Tuesday night.
Whatever style is adopted, the go
should prove one of the fastest wit
messed in the annals of ring history.