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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-01-05
Had Z Plentiful SupplY.

"And what did my little darling do
in school today" a Chicago mother
asked Of her young soma second.
grader"
"We had nature study, and it was
my turn TO bring q specimen" said
Evan.
"That was nice. What did you do?'
IL brought cockroach in a bottle,
and told teacher we had lots more,
and if she wanted l could bring one
every day."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-01-05
Remembered the Text.

A little Topeka girl came home
from church the other day and wa.
asked what the minister's text was
81 know it all right" she asserted.
Well, repeat it," her questioner de.
maAded. "Don't be afraid and l viii,
get you bedquilt," was the astonish.
ing answer. Investigation proved that
tho central thought Of the sermon had
been, Fear not, and l will send you a
comforter"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-01-05
THINE OWN HEART.

Though Christ a thousand times
In Bethlehem be born,
Ii He's not born in thee
Thy soul is still foriorn.
The cross of Golgotha
Can never save thy soul;
The cross in thine own heart
Alone can make thee whole.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-01-05
A RIDDLE.

The Christmas gift she gave me
You cannot see at all;
1t ne'er before existed,
Twas neither large nor small.
She gave it and she took it;
There's nothing left to show;
And vet it made me happy
Beneath the mistletOe.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-01-05
Wouldn't That Jar You?

"Shorry Pm sho late, M DEAR" be.
gan Dingle apolegeticslly, "but shome
fresh jokers stopped me an wouldn't
lemmee 60"
"Iadeeds" interrupted his wife,
"Wby didn't you take the brick out OF
your hat and hit them with it,"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-01-05
Rather Tall.


A correspondent of the New York
World suggested tho erection OF a
statue Of Mr.. Roosevelt in the attitude
OF Colossus OF Rhodes at each end OF
the Panama Canal. Another CORES.
pondent referring to this suggestion:
The Rhodes Colossus " straddeled"
the roadstead. Galleys passed out to
sea between the parted legs. With
ocean steamers at their present size a
statue to bestride the Panama Canal
would have to be over 600 feet tall.
Maybe, after all, it will be just as
we'll not to erect these statues.
One statue 81 six hundred fee. tall"
might not be objection able, but two OF
them of that height, would seem to be
spreading it on bit thick"
Indeed, there are some old fashioned
people who might object to the cree.
ton even OF single statue "six hun
dred feet tall" in honor OF q human
being.
Bessie (aged 4)-Mama, does folks
marry in heaven?
Mama-the good book says not,
dear.
Bessie-And do they marry in-in
the other place?
Mama-I presume not.
Bessie-Then I'm going to stay on
Earth.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-01-05

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Bessie-Then I'm going to stay G
Earth.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20
MISPLACED SYMPATHY.

What is that swordsman doing now?" asked the old man, who couldn't sec very well, at the athletic exhibi- ton.
 Hes feinting," was the answer
 Dear mel" said the sympathetic old lady. Cant somebody take him my smelling salts?"
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20
Mir. Rodey,s Position.

Hon. B. s. Rodey sat on the left of Chairman Hamilton at the hearing given the Arizona delegation by the committee on territories on Thursday and from time to time advised him as to the best way to throw the delega- ton into confusion. Mir. Rodey, says the Albuquerque Journal is in Washington as the special representative of the people of New Mexico to work for the cause of joint statehood" To this un- der the head of Special Representative Humbug," the Santa Fe New Mexican replies with vigor:
 Tn the first place, MT. Rodey is not the special representative of the peo- pie of New Mexico; he may be the representative of a clique of Albuquer- que land sharks and money lenders, and again he may not be. but it is cer- tain that he does not represent the people of New Mexico, as they turned him down in the November, 1904 cleo tion by a very. handsome vote. In fact the votes he received then and there, outside of Bernalillo county, were very few and far between. and in that coun- ty they were cast for him on account of double dealir~ and treacherous ac- tions by the republican county cam paign managers.
 Second: The people of New Mex ico do not want MT. Rodey in Wash ington to work for the cause of state hood, as far as they are concerned. They elected him to stay at home.
 Third: MT. Rodey has not gone to Washington to work for the cause Of statehood; he has gone there to work for the cause of joint statehood, which Is different proposition. To be sure, if the real estate and sporting element of the Duke City desire to send Mir Rodye to Washington and to foot his bills he has a perfect right to go and they have a perfect right to do so, to this no one objects, but when it is given out that he is the special rep resentative of New Mexico there is very decided and serious objection"
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

In recommending that useless persons should be put to death Dr. Charles Eliot Norton forgets that many people regard those who make such recom- mendations as useless. After all, much depends upon the point of view.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

A woman may be able to do her own housework, but she seldom does it to the satisfaction of her servants.-Chi- cago News.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

upon her appearance and the govern ment of Mexico took the matter up. and finally had to banish her from the domain of Mexico. This occurred about twelve years ago. She stopped at Fl Paso, but here again the same scenes were enacted, and like the Wandering Jew" she had to move on" How she happened to come to Clifton the Herald man was unable % find out, but for several years she has led a quiet life here, and has helped those who ca'fe to her in her simple way and there are many people in Clifton who can testify to the fact that none were turned away from her home and many have found relief when sOrely afflicted. Thus, passes, to say the least, a most remarkable woman. To those who have scofed and jeered. let it be said individually that she done no harm, and yet has done a great deal of good. She resided in a fine two-story adobe building on Hills ad- dition, which she had just completed. and where 1t was the will of Him who watches over earths children to take her away. Her life has been a stormy sea-may her rest be quiet and peace ful with her maker.
 The funeral Saturday afternoon was attended by nearly five hundred peo- pie, and there was not a man. woman or child in the vast concourse who did not shed sincere tears of sorrow.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20
PHoENTX. ARIZONA. JAN. 20, 1906.
A New Date Fixed.

Chairman Hamilton thinks he will be able to transfer his bill from the com mittee to the house about next Wed nesday. MT. Hamilton has set many dates for this event. but one after an other they have been cancelled. At this moment, from all that can be learned from the front. it may be hazarded that before next Wednesday a still later date will be chosen.
 Representative Grosvenor gave out day before yesterday that the bill would be brought in on Tuesday. Mir Grosvenor has a head for figures, but it does not follow that he has a head for dates. MT. GrosvenOr is an irasci- bIe person. once described by Delegate Smith as the most even tempered gen tleman he ever knew-mad all the time. Mir. Grosvenor is very much in earnest about this statehood legisla- tion. and he is mad to the point of un- reasonableness at those who are op- posing joint statehood. It is charac teristic of him, as of all men of his temperament, that he is incapable of estimating the strength of his enemies.
 MT. Grosvenor is also of the house committee on rules. which has been busy in forging the iron band which he hopes will be strong enough to keep the Hamilton bill from splitting in two once it is before the house. Everything depends on the strength of this product of the committee. It is it's tensile strength that it to be tried, and not the cohesiveness of the Hamilton bill. If the rule holds, the Hamilton bill will be safe in the house. If the rule gives way, the Oklahoma-Indian Ter ritory side Of the bill will be sent fly ing into the senate and the Arizona New Mexico side will lie in fragments on the floor of the house-mere worth less debris, incc 1able of ever being fashioned into a double state.
 We are inclined to believe that MT. Grosvenor's angry earnestness about his work is leading him to underesti- mate the time of it's completion.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20
THE MEXICAN SAINT
 DIES AT CLIFTON
Santa Teresa Who for a Dozen Years
 Was WOrshipped by Her People.

Santa Teresa, the great, took her flight to the spirit-land about mid night Friday last, says the Clifton Herald. There hangs about this wo- mans life a past history that would fill volumes. Born at a small pueblo on the Yaqui river some 33 years ago. she grew up in her simple life and learned the ways of her people Her father, the Alcalde, although of or dinary intelligence, had a discerning disposition, and noticing that his baby girl was endowed with a certain mag netic force, taught her the value of different herbs and weeds that had been handed down for ages by his an- cestors. At the age of fifteen. her fame had spread far beyond her hum ble home. and while her own home people worshipped her for the won- derful cures she had performed, there began a pilgrimage of outsiders who were afflicted and the trails and roads for hundreds of miles were covered by them, and she turned none aside but administered her wonderful power and natures remedies as she knew them. Thousands, it is said, were healed. From her home she visited other cities
 and the simple people of Mexico soon
 began to worship her as a saint sent by God for her relief. So strong was this belief that whole. states went wild
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

One of the greatest curiosities. in Phoenix not to be seen in a curio store. Is the Crystallized Cactus Candy. at Oonofrio's.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

We gather from the position taken by the beef trust that a more or less voluntary confession of crime ends the matter.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20
The ContumaclOus BigeIow.

MT. Poultney Bigelow after having directed the governments of Europe especially Germany, and the orient for the last dozen years without getting himself into trouble must feel justly humiliated at being questioned re- garding his casual observations about the little measly canal zone. Why should the unreasonable senate raise any question at all? Wasn't MT. Bige- low there or at least off the coast of one end of the zone for nearly. if not quite twenty four hours? What furth CT proof can the senate committee re- quire of the miserable conditions thera than the simple statement Of MT. Bige- low who is qualified by long experience to form rapid fire opinions of things.
 His book. The German Emperor and His Neighbors" and his other book, Paddles and Politics Down the Danube to say nothing of his multi tudious magazine articles on the af- fairs of all nations failed to arouse such a tempest as did his criticism of the sanitation of that part of the isth- mus of Panama lying along the pro posed route of the inter- oceanic canal.
 If the senate committee, says MT. Bigelow, insists on knowing more than he has already told, it can send him to jail on bread and water or it may go to the length of consigning him to Colon. It is not likely that &he senate committee will do either of these things to MT. Bigelow, however much it may desire to arrive at greater definite ness.
 It will probably decide after awhile that his dark picture of the isthmian situation should be regarded by Secre- tary Taft as q proper offset to the glowing descriptions set afloat by his press agent" Bishop.
 These isthmian observers having cleared the ground of useless shrub bery the senate may proceed unhamp- cred upon the investigation which 1t seems to be bent on making. Before MT. Bigelow was projected into the discussion the senate had propounded two questions which have not yet been answered: What has been done with all the money and how has it been done?
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20
ON THE TRAIL TO soUAw PEAK

The bull-bat shrills OCT sampled treas
 ures,
 The bee again returns to taste the
 flowers; List to the call of past gone pleasures, List to the owl moan out the silent
 hours. Expectant waits the Squaw, Carita, And softly bids us grace her desert
 trail. Fain would she guard our steps, Carita When timid stars creep through the
 twilight's veil The old mesquite with spiny fingers Protects a dozen homes the birds
 have made. 'Tis there a grateful memory fingers Over those hours we drank a vel
 cOmed shade. The quiet calls tonight, Carita, The whispering quiet waits a frag-
 rance, wild; The moon is lavish too, Carita. And leaves our lonely squaw with
 smiles beguiled. The desert still is ever blooming Though many think to see but dust
 and dun. Fen eyes and hearts be all consuming Its varied feasts are only but begun. What can compare with this, Carita. The bOundless open that we learned
 to love. The web of woven stars, Carita, That drew us nigh-alone with God
 above.
 TOM THORPE. Glendale, Ariz. Jan. IS, 19O6
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

Senator Clark intimated. yesterday that some of these days when fanclful
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

Fumigation is well enough, in a way, but, like many other good things, may be overdone. In accomplishing the cleansing of a building in Panama, overzealous fumigators burned two en- tire blocks; but they accomplished their original design.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

Congressman Sulzer claims to have discovered that Croesus was worth only $11,OOO 900; but he lived before the time of Pittsburg millionaires and he was regarded by his neighbors as having a reasonable competence.
Arizona republican., 1906-01-20

newspaper reporters place fictitious value on his property hen unload it upon them at their own figures of a hundred or more millions.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-28

Have your plumbing put in ORE
paired by Lewis & Salee, 124 N. 5th
street. They guarantee their work.
Prompt attention and best of sary-
ice for every patron. Phone Red
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-28
BIG INDUsTnGL UNIVERSITY
VIII Probably he Established Here
this Fail, which in Time
May Make City Edu-
cationaI Center.

Grand junction is to have an edu
cational university. An educational
Institution that promises to bring
Grand Junction into prominence as
an educational center.
Plans are now being formed and
have been under consideration for
many weeks looking toward the es-
not until this time could any public
announcement as to the matter be
made and this announcement lacks
many details that are yet in the for
nation period.
Several gentlemen Of high stand
ing in the educational circles and
other prominent citizens are behind
the movement and an effort will he
made to interest many influential
people of the city and county or in
fact the people of the entire western
slope in the proposition.
The need of an Industrial univer-
sity to be run ON modern lines is
apparent and that this is the right
location for it there can be no doubt
II arrangements can be made and
there are reasons to believe that the
arrangements will be made. buildings
Will be erected in Grand Junction
during the summer and fall and the
first term of work will begin in Sep
tember or October. The university
will probably start in a modest way
so as to make it success from the
very start but 1t will grow as the
months come and grow and those be-
hind the movement enthusiastically
believe that in few years with the
proper management Grand Junction
will have an educational plant that
Will be of immense proportions and
Offering such advantages that stu
dents will be drawn to it from every
section of the west
The university will start work this
fall with n fully equipped normal,
elocutionary departments and later
other departments giving forth the
very best of training in many of the
professions and avocations of the
business and educational world viii
be added
Further information and details
regarding the university will be given
In few days.
us an important development. n
movement of far reaching influence
and doubtless will meet with much
encouragement.
Again it's a movement of no small
proportions and il the contemplated
plans are materialized large invest
ment in buildings, grounds, etc viii
be made.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-28

We have n complete stock of sec
ond hand house furnishings, prices
right. Call and see us 1873 $. 9th or
Phone Black 22s-2.-The All Right
Second Hand Store.
ON Tuesday evening of next week
one of the biggest and most enjoyable
public hops ever given in Grand June
tlon VIII take place at the Auditor.
ium. The May day bali of the Women
of wooderaft.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. S. Ramsey, left
this morning ON train No. 1 for Sa-
ida, to attend the funeral OF their
son-in-law. the late Herman FROM.
The salvation army corps of this
city went TO Palisade this afternoon
to hold Il service in that little up
river town.
There has been no new develop
ments in the clash between the at
torneys and court officers which oc-
ourred yesterday in police court. An
concerned have been ''joshed" good
and heavy by their friends. None of
the participants were bent on hurt
ing each other seriously and some are
inclined TO think that the several at
torneys and the court officers needed
some strenuous exercise to ward on
an attack of spring fever and there
fore made the best OF the opportun-
fly yesterday, Attorney Greer might
have been east as a "supernumary'
in the "dramatis personae' for MIR.
Greer took no part in the struggle
other than attempting to bring about
It's termination.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-28

The entertainment consisting of
physical culture demonstrations and
other features, given under the aus
pices of Miss NJ. Catherine Tupper,
the talented elocutionist and physical
culture artist, proved a great success.
The audience was of large size. the
lower floor of the large church be
ing well filled.
The various drills. posing exer-
cises. breathing exercises. club drills.
were all delightfully."- rendered and
the audience was most enthusiastic
and liberal in-its applause. Not a
feature proved anything but pleas
ing
Many encores were demanded and
graciously responded to. The pro
gram was so arranged that there was
refreshing variety.
Miss Tuper deserves much credit
for her splendid work. The children
and young people showed that their
training had been of special and care
full nature and as a result the various
demonstrations of the physical cul-
ture pupils were Of the highest order.
1t was a merry evening for all who
were present and the program de-
served an audience that would have
taxed the seating capacity Of the
church.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-28

The small lodge room in the odd
Fellows building will be designated
Fraternity Hall and viii be known
by that name. The large hall will be
known as Odd Fellows Hall.
A marriage license was issued yes
terday afternoon to Oscar Smith and
Miss Theresa Woods. both Of De
Beque The marriage will be sol
emnlzed tomorrow at DeBequc The
Young people are well known in that
section.
On the night of May ith. the date
OF the lecture of Louis J. Beauchamp.
the various numbers for the lecture
course for next year will probably be
announced and season tickets VIII
be placed on sale. Rev Becker Vim
offer the best lyeeum course ever ar
ranged for Grand Junction for the
approval and support of the people
Every line of telegraphie matter
in the other paper last night was
"hlehed from the columns of the
Leadville paper and that after the
lengthy editorial regarding the al
legged "shearing" teiegraphic service
of the Sentinel. As announced yester-
day bo Sentinel the daily telegraphic
service of the local daiiies was knock
ed out yesterday on account of no
telephone communication with Dem
var
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-28
See Our Bargains!

Five-room house with lawn and
stable. n nice home on White St.
at 1880.
SeYen-room modern house on n. 9Th
street. lots, nice shade and lawn
A beautiful home at $4,000.
Two lots on Belford with Groom
house. Can be sold for small
payment down and $3.50 Ner
month. Price s425.0O
Ten acres of raw land 4 miles north
east from town. all cleared on. in
fine shape, price $1,000.
Ten acres. ON Orchard Mesa. all set
to fruit and o acres in bearing,
price $2,500.
We have some money to loan at
per cent on good real estate secur-
ity We want TO see you In regard to
that Insurance.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-28
DIR. THOMAS PRICE.

: Horse Doctor and Surgeon :,
+ Has had thirty years practical :,
: experience in treatment of all j
|. diseases of horses and cattle. i
: onlce Barton y Plat Barn J
+ Phone. Mesa iO5. j
!. i. + 4 4. + + + + + i. + :!