New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-01-17

80 80 For weeks afterward the passage OF
vessels was ologged with greasy water nsn "els
poisoned in shoals, and the whole town sneiieo -
the oil.
THE BASKETBALL GIRL
1-,sra,s q hush on down at our house. and we all
s Iptso S fsscherd put It, We panissno
We have quit our daily scrappln Gnu "0 w.
yen sn1ngS NTariettas took to playn' basket
ball.
The baby's scared and quiet and his whoops are
Cousin 1 Ha2 ana quit her 3awin' and behaVin
And eTen s pa and mother amt harsh like with
Now + faf SISTER ea ariettas took to playn basket
Sister used to be a ninny. till she tackled that
But move 9S" she esa got muscle thatd put man to
And we never stop to argu with girl who's on
o +b ae sster Mariettas took to playn basket
ball.
eb. no. had her picture taken. with her team Of
And fro @nAf the sDoFn pages she don't ever take
And when ef she gets to glarin. why We hike for
Now that Sister Marfetta's took to playn' basket
bail.
All the candy gtvin tellers she has chased on long
And, unless he eats beefsteak. any beau don't
II she S' walks up to the altar. pa declares the
Now that Sister Maretas took to PiRga
The republic OF San Marine. which Napoleon
treated with serio-oomio respect IS still q curiosity
among states. According to the latest census us
population is $751; less than that or good slIeu
village There are Ave women in the state Tor
every four men.
F1uffys Ftnish,-Ths following advertisement t re-
dollar reward will be erd paid On f f6rd ahe
blue ribbon about neck; answers to name name OF
ar snneared the following 'awardI viii
pay 50 reward for the hide OF said cat--A- 4
Brown."-CTopeka State Journal
The Editor Of Tho Blairstown CAIoJ Herald
keeps at his Office an honor roll Any one paying
years subscription may have his name inscribed
on e. Here is an entry published recently: our
good friend Robert E McFerrin came In TINS
morning and had his name enrolled on our hst OF
readers Robert is one Of our most STEADY ana
progressive young of noble habits and just the
kind of q Young man that makes the country bet
ter and will make some girl happy the balance OF
her days"
Postponed.--A bashfql young couple who 2o Wers
sreetcaT in Boston the other, day DO you Sup
pose re can n 5 be b3s i face 0
Don't you think dear we mao repIY
Il Glfs get homer was tho i0"' EMBARRASSED ''''
Representative Mccall is endowed with ample
understandings" both to head and feet During
his first term IN Congress his seat in the House
wes next Of the aisles, according to "Ine 6os-
ton Herald"
listening to the debate one day. and half reclin-
ing with both feet half way the aisle. he
saw Mr.. Reed approach on his way to the cloak
room. AS the ample Maine member drew near MI
Mccall pulled in his ''waukinphasts' and remarked:
'cAir Reed, III take my feet out Of your way"
"Oh" drawled Reed. don't go to all that trou-
BILE. Mr. Mccall: just take one foot away; that
will do"
Rank 1mitaton.-washington is full of inap9storss
f6e stHsonian fnstution IN the surrounding
Mall the other day and gPaspedt the mi
R9hoqd friend Hs Of the P Pdfe rees
Westminster, and as She is personal friend of
the oical. he took the fellow to her with view
After a moments conversation Mrs. Pickett re
you remind me of a guinea pig" The man
looked blank, till she added: You knoW; II isn't
saturday Evening Post
W. R Stubs. leading Republican of Kansas
took his little son Washington recently and Wis
tied the Senate gallery with him. The Rev Ed
ward Everett Hale especially interested the boy
Mr.. Stubs explained that Mr.. Hale was the chap
lain Of the Senate. ooh, he prays for the Senate,
doesn't he?" asked the lad. NO" replied Stubs;
''he gets UP and takes look at the Senate and
then prays for the country
COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS.
A sterling man was Dave Mccain. the pride OF
Joyvile town;
He looked on Dice
With a sea OF ice in his frown
A friend was he TO poverty. he loved the half and
He went to church. his today birch. and none
The proper man seemed Dave Mccain to represent
Against the Corporation Thor that thrived by pub
So he Vent him down to Trenton-town. and the
Speaker placed him on
The House Committee
The shrubs on the Capitol Lawn.
brilliant chap was Daniel Knapp. man OF snap
clean Law was his study. and everybody in town
respected him
halter was he OF sophistry, of devious tricks and
And the times were rare
When his reasoning missed the mark
A promising chap was Lawyer Knapp to lead Us
Against a Darius that sought to deny us our IN
So we started him out the foe to rou and wired
II am Of three
TO climb tree
And guard the State House Dome"
Our village David is covered with dust; and
Our little tin Daniel is red with rust and his
measures mould in his hands.
Time when dreamed.
And the prospect seemed
But what is the use! He has cooked goose, that
man in the Speakers chair
the whole blame State Il
But now we see it is up to We to whistle around |
and wait
Our soap Is pure and positive cure for every kind
But there's so much Iaye
In the towns by
THAT We haVsa't a bare lOOk;inI