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The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19

Senator Pat McCarren boaSts of hav- ing knifed Hearst at the late election. Evidently many voters did the same thing but are not putting up ' any yodeIs about Nt
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19


 Who, without stopping to think, could tell you on the spur of the mo- ment who Mrs. Belva 4. Lockwood is? And yet she is among the most prom inent women in the United States, and probably the most noted woman law yer living. She has also taken a prom inent part in the politics of the coun- try. and was the presidential candidate Of the Equal Rights Party in 1884 and 1888. She was not elected, of course but if our recollection is not at fault, she received some electoral votes in Indiana and Oregon. Although she is now 76 years old, she Is still lively and industrious, and carries on a very extensive law practice. She Is over in Indian Territory just now, where she is managing some extensive suits on behalf of certain Cherokee Indians and it is said she will receive a fee of $25,OO0. That is a plum worth reaching after, but fat fee is noth- ing new to Belva.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19
ADVERTKsERs. A

HWVNkIN~AV NNNNN ME
 Any day in the year you can LOOK rlshe hare and find this sworn Detailed State xnanf of The Advertisers Circulation For khe preceding month.
 The net paid-for circulation during octo- bar was az followss
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19

We suppose the organs will inform us just how many shovels of dirt the President lift4d while at Panama, with pictures to correspond
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19

Newspaper publishers, especially of the weekly press. should not lose sight of the fact that Mir. Madden. the great autocrat Of the Postofflce Department. Is still after them. The postal com mission. appointed by Congress to ion slider postal matters with view to devising ways and means to ayotd the annual deficit in that Department has heard from Mir. Madden who urges that rural carriers be prohibited from de- livering weekly papers in the county unless postage is paid on them. The publishers are not presenting their side of the question, and before they know it Mir. Madden will have his ideas en- acted into law and they will have to foot the bills.
 Committees from the National Edito- rial Association and from the Ameri- can Newspaper Publishers Association have appeared before the Congressional Postal Committee and presented able arguments showing wherein the prop osttions of Mir. Madden are unjust. The case as presented by Mir. John Norris of The New York Times would seem to fair minded people to be unanswerable.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19

Eighteen miles is said to be the long est distance at which a mans voice can be heard. This occurred in the Grand Canyon of Colorado, where one man shouting the name Bob" at one end was plainly heard at the other end. which is eighteen miles away.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19
ADVERTISERS

bWUMM-1U NHAAOOS4AA rlght Any day in the year you can LOOK Elsn1 here and find this sworn Detailed stase- mene cf The Advertisers Circulation teE the preceding month - s.. The net pahd-for circulation uurin& SsV &Aahsx was aa follows;
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19

remark that if all ths members of the Council or of the committee having the matter in charge will come over and spend few days in Montgom- cry and drink our artesian water without anything added---they will ex- haust all means of getting pure water before they will agree to give the peo- pie drink from the turbid r'ver. Per- haps it may not be possible to get such water as we drink here but 1t is worth trying for until success is shown to be impossible.
 -e-<e-s2~
 Mir. John B. Moran was elected Dis trict Attorney of Boston last year on a sort of tidalwave and thought he could be elected Governor this year the same way. He received the en- dorsement of Hearst's municipal league and with that club forced a nomination from the Democrats on threat, like Hearst in New York. of running anyhow. He was badly beat en. but is early in the game as a can didate next year. In filing his state ment of election expenses, he declar- ed that he had neither pald nor prom ised anything to anybody" It is the general impression that he and Hearst both promised a great niany things that can never be delivered.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1906-11-19

The Fort Payne Joyanal has the fol, lowing which is interesting to all newspaper publishers;
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
1T TOUCHED HIM NOT.

HIS Wife's Sarcasm Went Past Hia
DuIled Ears.
Mr.. Nippy is reading the evening pa
per. He pretends to be listening to
Mrs. Nippy's remarks concerning the
telephone girl.
Mrs. N.-And this morning, when l
went to call up the grocery she kept me
waiting half an hour. Said the line was
busy. know it wasn't, but there l
had to stand. And all the housework
put back so far haven't caught up yet.
Isn't there a manager or somebody to
report these things TOT
Mr. N.-Yes.
Mrs. N.-Will you do 1t for me to-
morrow?
| Mr.. N.-Do what?
Mrs. N.-Report the telephone girl
| Mr.. N-What for?
| Mrs. N.-I've been telling you what
for this last half hour. You're not lis.
tening
Mr.. N-Yes, 1 am. I'll attend to it.
Mrs. N.-And you might put In q
complaint about the way she rings us
up and calls me from all parts of the
house to answer, and then say It's q
mistake. 1t has happened three times
day ever since they changed girls at
central. Will you register kick abou,
that, too2
Mr.. N.-Mmm.
Mrs N.-And will you tell the super
intendent, or whoever he is, that your
wife Is married to an old, selfish, red.
headed deafmute?
Mr.. N.-Um-hum.
| Mrs. N.-And that he wears a glass
eye and a wooden leg and false teeth
| Mr.. N.-Yes.
Mrs. N.-And you might add that
your wife's husband has the measles
Will you do that, dear7
Mr.. N.-Yes.
Mrs. N.-That will be very kind OF
you. Besides, It's the truth, isn't 1t?
Mr.. N.-Sure.
Mrs. Simply smiles sardonically and
picks up her embroidery. Mr.. Nippy
goes on with his reading in blissful lg
noranee.-Newark News
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
WATER ON THE PLANET MARC,
Changes Of Season as They Occur On
fha Ru-thps N.s-hAr-

Changes Of Season as They Occur on
the Earth's Neighbor.
A beautiful scientific story Of
achievement that makes the reader
question the veracfty Of the writer, or,
at least, to doubt his expectation Of
being taken seriously, is recorded In
the Monthly Weather Review, the jour.
nal published by the United States De
partment Of Agriculture. 1t refers to
the recent acquisitions of knowledge in
regard to the planet Mars and publish
ed elsewhere would be regarded as
clever fiction by a man Of scientific at
tainments.
The facts are largely the result Of
observations made at the Flagstaff OBJ
servatory, in Arizona, which have sup
plemented the classic studies of Schiap-
arelli of Milan, who laid the founda-
tons for current theories and knowL
edge of the earth's nearest planetary
neighbor.
Modern astronomical equipment has
made 1t possible to recognize changes
In the seasons that take place In Mars.
These vary much In intensity analogous
to mundane experience. But it is best to
quote the author verbatim In order to
appreciate the almost incredible discov.
cries Of the modern astronomical OBJ
server. He says: "The melting Of the
great fields of snow around the planets
polar regions, as each Marian winter
closes and spring comes on, gives rise
to great streams Of water 1--WE call II
water In the absence Of any evidences
as to the specific nature of the fluid
and as these streams flow toward the
equator a band Of green, like grass OF
foliage, spreads out on both sides sc
that we seem justified In concluding
that the atmosphere and the vegetation
as well as the climate Of Mars have
some analogy with our own period.
1T Is found, however, very strange
that we find no appearance Of cloud Oh
that planet as though 1t were possible
for water, snow, irrigation and vegeta
tion to exist without clouds or rain. OF
course vapor could diffuse from a re
gion Of water to one of snow, but no
vice versa. We must still study to fine
out whether this occurs on Mars"
The Flagstaff observers declare the,
can tell when the Marian winter be
gins by the appearance of fields o
snow or FROST which appear in the re
gions corresponding to our polar areas
Last year the first appearance Of win
ter was observed on May 10, the earl!
winter relative to the earth's being du
to different inclination Of Mars axi
of rotation.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
Rare Wood MonopoIized,

There is firm Of decorators and fur.
niture- makers in this city which stands
in the unique position Of owning every
piece Of one kind Of wood that Ia
known to the markets Of the world
1t is called "comino," and was brought
to this city by an expert in rare woods
from South America twenty-five years
ago. He saw its beauty and value
while 1t was in the rough, and after
buying all the logs he could lay his
hands on he had them brought to New
York and sawed up into veneers, and
then stored his treasure away.
Some time later he interested the
head of the decorating firm in the
wood, and the latter took it all of his
hands. The wood is now slowly beins
made into beautiful pieces of furni.
ture that are the admiration Of ex.
perts principally for the beautiful an.
ish the surface of the wood takes /,
looks like superb piece Of light brown
satin that has been woven to resemble
MORE. Aside from its interest from
the viewpoint Of beauty, the wood at
tracts the attention Of forestry ex.
perts owing to its extreme rarity
New York Press.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

According to secret reports received
by the central authorities at Milan,
the fire at Milan exhibition is attri-
buted to the work of anarchists.
Neither side can whip the other, u
is the statement heard everywhere in
Havana, regarding the instruction
and it may be construed as the grow.
ing opinion of thoughtful persons
throughout the islands.
From Seward, Alaska, comes the
report that Robert Rowan and M. H.
Lee have been bound over to the fed.
eral court charged with burning a
cannery at Coffee creek, Mushagak
bay, on June 1, in which seven men
who were asleep were burned to
death.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
Robs Stage in Yosemite.
Lone Bandit Gives Tourists Touch of
Western Life.

Wawona, Cal, Sept. 3.-At 1870 p.
M, Sunday, three miles from Ahwah-
nee, Yosemite stage was held up.
The robber appeared at a bend in
the road, and told the driver to come
on up. The driver drove until he was
within few feet of the robber, then
stopped. Then the robber ordered the
passengers out. The driver was told
to go on some SO feet more. The ban
dit then lined the passengers up in
the road. Wertemer Bishop of New
York was the first searched. The rob-
Der saw to it that no small change was
left in his pocket. Mr.. Bishop lost
$3.50. Mr. Bishop snapped the rob-
ber's picture. He says the robbers
voice was very low and calm. He
worked carlessly, and every chance
was given the driver to shoot him had
he had a gun. Men and women gave
all their cash and jewelry.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion OF the ear. There is only one
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infiamed
you nave rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube re tor ed to it's normal
nine cases out OF ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an int1amed condition of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

Many railroad officials maintain
private cars Of their own, but Chas.
H. Schlacks, vice president of the
Denver & Rio Grande railroad, has
the distinction of being one Of the
five men in the world who own pri-
waite trains, the other four being Gear
Nicholas Of Russia, Kaiser wilhelm
of Germany, King Edward Of England
and President Diaz of Mexico. The
private train, which has just been
completed at the Denver & Rio Grande
shops in Pueblo, is composed of three
cars. commissary car, a sleeping
car and an observation and a dining
car.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

Gretchen-Pd give anything if
knew who it was that kissed Ella on
the way home from the ball last night
Hans-Will you give me kiss II
I tell you?
Gretchen-Yes. (Kisses him.
Hans-It was neutrality-suspicious..
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

First Citizen-I beg your pardon,
but am stranger in Dublin. Can
you direct me to Grafton street?
I'd do-With pleasure. Sure, it's the
second turning to the right.
LIST do-Thank you, sir (Walks off,
I'd do calling after him)-Hi! If
you're left handed man, it's the other
way!-Cassell's Journal.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
Insane Man Shoots.

August Kruger, wealthy Pot
awomie county man. went insane sud-
denly at his residence in the town Of
Hancock, Iowa. From his front
porch he fired a rife into crowd of
men who were passing and dangerous
ly wounded DR.. Albert Stevens. He
shot several tunes. ,wounding Jesse
Sidehottom, Frank Johnson and James
Duncan, all we'll know residents of
Hancock. A mob Of citizens organic
ed, armed with revolvers and guns,
surrounded Kruger's house and rid
died it with bullets. Kruger was shot
four tin. es, but not dangerously.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

me on a strict diet, but as his medi-
cine was not helping me began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. They helped me
at once, and soon all traces of sugar
disappeared. l have regained my
former weight and am perfectly we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

A hen at Frinton-off-Sea, England,
recently made record in eggs by lay
ing one distinctly marked with the
figure S. She has now been beaten by
another English hen, which has laid
an egg just as distinctly marked s.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

burden. l tired east
ly, had no ambition
and was fading fast.
My complexion got
yellow, and 1 lost
over so pounds. My
thirst was terrible,
and there was sugar
in the kidney secre-
tinnS NV dnctnr knnt
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

George Irving, the last surviving
nephew of Washington Irving, marvel
ously hale and active at 80, is living
in New York. Mr.. Irving is practically
the sole remaining member of the Irv-
ing family, of which he is engaged in
writing a history.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

The Poet-So you don't think you
can use my poem?
The Editor-Oh, don't know. You
might see if it's big enough to cover
that broken pane of glass.-Tid-B Bits.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
RANCH FOR SALE IN SOUTHERN
OREGON

Eighteen miles from Medford, seven miles
cleared and partly in alfalfa. First-class fruit
land New house and barn, good water. VIII
sell the place, including machinery, three
horses, cow, two wagons, etc, for $4,000, $4,-
400 cash, balance in two, three, four and FIVE
years at OK. Must sell at once; therefore am
offering the property at fully $1,000 under its
present value. Address owner, L. M. Fisher,
Gold Hill, Oregon.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

After many scientific laboratory
trials it has been proved that from the
bulb of the coffee bean good quality
and large quantity of alcohol can be
extracted. Heretofore the bulb has
been useless.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
WORN TO A SKELETON.

A Wonderful Restoration Caused a
Sensation in Pennsylvania Town.
Mrs. Charles M. Preston of Elkland,
Pa, says: Three years ago l found
that my Homework was becoming a
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

General Edward S. Braggs pension
of $50 a month by a special act of
congress, finds him in his S0th year.
He has been in consular service, but
his retirement became necessary on
account of age.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

Thomas Garfield, the only brother
of the martyred president, is SO years
old and typical farmer. He lives on
a little farm about five miles from
jacksonville, Mich.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

- FREE TO OUR rRIENDSl
We want 10 send 70 our friends beautiful
French-designed, GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX,
hard-enameled n eol0rs Il Is q beauty Coz tia
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked q q
with which THIS dainty tTinket % loaded N
Seno eQ-0ays mentioning this pager. Address
Storhng Remedy Compeny, Chicago G. NsW yoSk
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

This Nutriment Is then carried into the
Blood, and spread over the Body an
Brain. Bone and Drawn.
But. when the Bowel-Muscles are weak,
the Food moves too slowly to stimulate
the little Gastric Mouths and there is no
flow, or too little flow of Digestive Juice.
to change the food into nourishment.
Then. the food decays in the Bowels.
and in the thirty feet of Intestines. ,.
When this Decay begins the little sue
ton pumps draw Poison from the decayed
Food. into the blood. instead of the Nutri-
ton it should have drawn.
Now. Csscarets contain the only COM
bination Of drugs that Stimulates these
Muscles of the Bowels and Intestines just
as a Cold Bath. or open-air Exercise.
stimulates Lazy Man.
Cascarets therefore act like Exercise.
They produce the same sort Of Natural
result that Six Mile walk in the country
would produce. without any injurious
Chemical effect.
The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box Is sold
by all Druggists. at Ten Cents.
Be sure you get the genuine. made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company. and
never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped
"CCc."
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

How Good Food may
Turn to Poison

IN ECAY Is not digestion. you
l know. even when it takes
II place in the stomach.
Food decayed In the body
after being eaten is as dangerous to
health as food decayed before being eaten.
Food nourishes or poisons. just accord
ing to how long it remains in the Bowels
undigested.
Cascarets are the simplest and surest
safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet
discovered.
Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as
thick as your watch. which fits into the
vest pocket or lady's purse as If 1t grew
there.
In this round-edged Enamel Box are
found six small Candy Tablets.
One of these toothsome tablets works
wonders for digestion.
Soon as placed in the mouth II starts
the Saliva flowing, which at once gets to
work dissolving 1t.
The Saliva becomes blended with the
Candy Cascaret tablet. and from tho
moment they start going down your
throat together they start working to-
Eether.
Now. what do they work att Bowel
work. Of course-Digestion.
Most Of the Digestion occurs In tho
thirty feet Of intestines that connect with
the Stomach.
They are lined with Q set Of little
mouths. that squeeze Digestive Juices
Into the Food eaten.
The Digestive Juices thus mig with
the food, Just as Saliva mixes with Cas-
earst tablets. dissolving and changing
that food into nourishment. ~ It passes
along the channel.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.

Write Allen 8. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y, for q
free sam pie of Allen 3 Foot Ease. 1t cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. AL drug.
gists sell 1t. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

rlTc st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases
TIl0 permanently cured BY DR.. Klines Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE 81 trial
bottle and treatise. DR.. r. H. Kline, DID,, 931
Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use
for their children during teething period.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

1t is asserted that the drum was
the first musical instrument used by
human beings.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES

6HUES FUR EVEhf bUUI al ALL FhICEo.
Mems Shoes, So to $3.50. Boys Shoes So
to $1.25. Women's Shoes. 500 to $3.50.
Try w. L. Douglas WOmen's, Misses and
4. Cbildren's shoes; for style, fit and wear
they excel other makes.
If could take you into my large
factories at Brockton, Mass. land show
you how carefully WI. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better,
wear longer, and are of greater value
than any other make.
Wherever you live, you can obtain w. L.
Douglas shoes. His name and price is stamped
prices and inferior shoes. Take no substi.
fute. Ask your dealer for w. L. Douglas shoes
and insist upon having them.
Fast Color Eyeiets used; they will not brassy
Write for Illustrated Catalog of Fall Styles.
w. L. DOUGLAS, Dept. IS, Brockton, Mass.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

Rain sometimes falls in Italy colored
with sand from the African deserts.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07
AN EFFORT TO PULL THROUGH THE DAY.


thaws ayI
all
themselves has daea
man ssa able
blood endeavos
calls
and
assist thoroughly mise Of
As"mo
S
entire from roots and arks
Digestion unfably the health
feeling, and
establishes healthy
our
selves with as hearty hungry appetite as at any other season
and
and absolutely because its vegetable Dp irritable de
the blood which, diseased condition. causing trouble
behind
to
Spring will
the will be felt
SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY ATLANTA. "A.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

1t Ii better to make one man Laugh
tnan 10 make q hundred weep
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

The Intestines are also lined with mir
lions of little suction pumps. that draw
the Nutriment from Food. as 1t passes
them in going through.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-09-07

The ingredients
bnng and them that they build
the body
renedyPUREEY while
that tired feeling and
of
supply the
condition months