Bisbee daily review., 1906-07-08

wants to know what the status or linn
 burger cheese will be under the new pure food law-Boston Globe. The Cuban republic has a standing
 army of 6,0O0, but the small army of 1srafters down there has not yet been
 enumerated.-Jacksonville Citizen. | A New York actress has taken a
 bath in brandy Probably wanted to I keep in good spirits. Washington Post The two-cent railroad fare promises | to be a prominent plank in all State
 platforms in the next campaign.-Phii-
 adeipria Inquirer.
 If you spell rose "roz" would it
 smell as sweet? That is the whole
 problem of spelling reform.-Columbia
 (S. O States.
 Looks as if they were fixing things
 up at Zion City to make Doctor Dowie
 mere prophet emeritus.-Indianapo- 1 lis News.
 l Possibly by looking around little Spain might have secured queen for
 less than $50,000 year.-Detroit Free Press.
 Mayor McClellan's presidential boom
 starts out under a heavy handicap, as Judge Parker has given it his ap- I p-oval.-Denver Republican. 1 Both Senator Depew and Senator
 Platt are pathetically described as old and weak, but they arn't too old or i too weak to hang on.-Pittsburg Press. Speaker Cannon is obstinate" says | a headline. o, no not obstinate, not a
 bit obstinate: just firm.-Boston
 Globe.
 The man who wants to borrow trou- ble always succeeds where the man
 who wants to borrow money usually
 fails.-Atlanta Journal.
 A new magazine is to tell you just
 what is in all the other magazines.
 The new editor will not have ts work
 very haTd.-Denver Republican.
 An exchange says Hamburger is a f sure cure for smallpox. Oh. well. , smallpox isn't so bad.--Memphis Ap-
 peal.
 Notwithstanding all the modern i'm
 rroyemerts of husbandry. the matri-
 monia1 harvest is still gathered with | the cradle and thrashed by hand
 Baltimore Herald.
 Just think of it! A tea firm in Rus l sia has failed for S13, ,50O. 900. They will
 now be obliged to take something | stronger for their nerves.-Boston Her ald.
 Operators who see little chance of | ayerting the coal strike should take a
 look at the latest copyrighted photo graph of gentleman familiarly known
 as Teddy.-Chicago News. David B. Hill favors George B. Mo lellan for President in 1908 This l seems to make it unnecessary to bother over Mcclellan any more Chicago Herald.
 Young Waldrof Astor is engaged" | Entire family seems to be engaged"
 in collecting rents in this country and | spe nding them in some other country. Jacksonville Citizen. ! Washington hears that the Presi- dent and the federal officeholders will
 back Charles E.. Hughes for the gov ernorship, and that State Chairman OdeH will get behind Stuyyesant Fish. Where will Governor Higgins and the State pie-counter brigade line up?- Albany Argus.
 Senator Chauncey NJ. Depey is said
 to be very sick man. If Chauncey
 could go back to the good old summer l time when he was considered a whole some Peach" he might so order his affairs that he would retain the es-
 teem which is worth more than
 mGney.-Aibany Express. The booby prize for sheer gall is awaiting the orders of the Harlem burglar who garbed as a Salvation Army member. drilled safe and rob bed the baby's bank after starting the family DhOnOgraph playing 'Onw:-3, Christian Soldiers. New York Even ln5 ISieSEdu
 Down in Emmons county there was an epidemic of burning ears which screfy troubled the doctor who was also afflicted with the same malady. It subsequently, developed that on the day the trouble appeared an old fash tered sewing society" had been in oFeration.-Hope (N. D1 Pioneer An actuary insists" says the Koch ester Post-Express, that if Adam had saved salary of s175 day for 5000 years he would not be as rich as J. ID. Rockefeller today" And the Smith County Journal would have gotten
 most of it away from him."-Topeka Journal
 An Iowa man has introduced a bill in
 the state legislature providing for the
 legal killing of people afflicted with incurable diseases. and those hopeless
 ly ceformed. How pleasant it will be