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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Some people are simply acting nat
ural when they are kicking.
Do the right thing by all Of your
friends, and you haven't anything but
the core of the apple left.
People with real troubles do not care
as much for sympathy as they do to
have their trials as inconspicuous as
possible.
When man says that he has not a
friend in the town where he lives you
can depend on it that the town is not
to blame.
Don't forget that your actions are
measured as critically all through life
as is the borrowed butter you return
to neighbor.
With all due consideration for the
sober second thought, we notice that
the longer we aim the more liable we
are to miss the mark.-Atchison Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
Froude's Youthful Terrors.

OF the youthful hardships endured
by James Anthony Froude biogra-
pher says: "Conceiving that the child
wanted spirit, Hurrell, his elder broth
er, once took him up by the heels and
stirred with his head the mud at the
bottom of a stream. Another time he
threw him into deep water out of a
boat to make him manly. But he was
not satisfied by inspiring physical ter
ror. Invoking the aid of the preternat-
ural he taught his brother that the
hollow behind the house was haunted
by monstrous and malevolent phan-
tom, to which in the plenitude of his
Imagination he gave the name of Pc
ningre. Gradually the child discover
ed that Peningre was an illusion and
began to suspect that other ideas Of
Hurrells might be Illusions too.''
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
SNAKES OF SARAvvAk.
The PythOns Are Enormous and Feed
ON Pigs and ChildRen.

ON Pigs and Children.
In the Sarawak Gazette is an article
on the snakes of that part Of Borneo.
OF the poisonous reptiles it says: "The
cobra (Naja tripudians) is a black
snake which raises it's head to strike
when irritated, at the same time ex-
panding the hood at either side Of the
neck. 1t splits at intruders and Kisses
like cat, whence it is known as
"ular tedong puss;;:: in some parts, too,
IS .'tedong mata hari." The word ste
dong" in Sarawak is apparently ap-
piled to all large snakes which Malays
consider to be poisonous, and, as our
Malays are but ill acquainted with
these animals, quite a number Of large
but harmless forms are designated by
this term. The hamadryad (Naja bun
garus) is a brown snake, considerably
bigger but rarer than the cobra. 1t is
rather shy, but wien cornered, like
the cobra, it raises it's head and ex-
pands the hood before striking. Its
food is chiefly other snakes.
Less dangerous than these najas
are the vipers, of which the most
common species is the green viper,
which reaches length Of two feet or
more. The head is large and shaped
like an ace of spades. This creature is
a tree snake and very sluggish. The
'bungarus' are Of several species, one,
Bungarus fasciatus, Of length up to
four feet, being black with yellow
rings. 1t is called the sular buku tebu'
sugar cane joints by natives. There
are also sea snakes of many species.
The tail of sea snake is fattened
and oarlike."
Sarawak has other snakes: "Of the
pythons there are two species. Ply
thon reticulatus grows to an enor-
nous size, over twenty feet. It is
very fond of pigs, but varies it's diet
by various animals, including even
children. The Oil of this snake is used
by Malays as an embrocation for
bruises. The other species of python,
Python curtus, is interesting in that
its flesh tastes like that of fowl-at
least, so Dyaks say, and they are au-
thorities On snake flesh, for they eat
a number of the large snakes
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
A Dowry on Approval.

A curious custom prevails among
Roumanian peasants. When a Rou-
manian girl is Of a manageable age
all her trOusseau, which has been care
fully woven, spun and embroidered by
her mother and herself, is placed in
painted wooden box. When a young
man thinks of asking to. be allowed to
pay his attentions to the girl he is at
liberty at first to open the box, which
is always placed conveniently at hand,
and examine the trousseau. If the suit
or is satisfied with the quantity and
quality Of the dowry he makes a for
NAL application for the girls hand, but
If, on the contrary, the trousseau does
not please him, he is quite at liberty to
retire.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
The Flying Lizard of Java.

The curious little animals known as
flying lizards Oraco volans) are only
found in Java, and their strange ap-
pearance is supposed to have been the
origin of the dragon Of the medieval
eastern imagination. The reptile is like
an ordinary lizard, but is provided with
folds of extensible skin which are
spread out by the long ribs and enable
the animal to glide through tie air from
tree to tree in pursuit of the insects on
which it preys. When lying prone on
the notified surface of a bough, it is
an excellent example of protective re-
semblance,' as it is most difficult to be
seen unless it moves.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
He Made Sure.

A story is told of the Sudan rail-
way which shows patient hteralness.
To an official there came the telegram
from an outlying station: Station
master has died. Shall bury him ~
The reply was sent: Yes; bury sta
ton master, but please make sure he
is really dead before you do so.'' In
due time back came the message:
Have buried station master Made
sure he was dead by hitting him twice
on the head with a fish plate There
was perfect assurance that there had
been no premature burial
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
4 STORM IN THE JUNGLE.
It 61MH&ea5 with 4 Roar Like That Of .
GiGnf waterfall.


GfInf WATERMAN.
People who have never been in
jungle talk 81 the sky as painter
talks Of the horizon. Of seafaring man
Of the off1ng-as IL when you wanted
to see it you only need use your eyes.
But in the jungle you don't see the.
sky-at least you only see q few scrag
gy patches of it overhead through the
openings in the twigs and leaves. Nei-
Their do you feel the wind bolwing, nor
get burned or dazzled by the sun, nor
even see that luminary except by mo-
mentary glimpses about midday, from
which it follows that jungle man does
not usually pretend to be weatherwise.
If he does he is even greater hum
bug than the rest Of the weather proph-
cts. On the afternoon about which we
are speaking remember setting forth
on my walk in the still glow Of the
tropical calm and wondering rather at
the intense stiffness of the surrounding
forest. Then the air grew cooler and
the green Of the foliage in front seemed
to deepen, and presently there was a
sound as Of a giant waterfall in the
distance. Waterfalls do not, however,
grow louder every second, whereas the
noise in front did so. Then there was
loud, angry growl, as of a dozen
lions. A minute more and the whole
jungle began to roar as if fifty squad
rons of heavy cavalry were coming up
at a gallop. Then came drop of rain
and peal of thunder which seemed to
make the world stop.
Then the storm began. The sky
above darkened; the trees clattered; ;
the brushwood beneath Kissed and bow
ed itself. A deluge Of raindrops blot
ted out the narrow view. Down it
came, soaking through the densest
leaves under which one fed for refuge,
striking the grass and sand with mill
lions Of dull thuds, dashing furiously
against the leaves as if they were so
many hostile shields, streaking the air
with innumerable perpendicular lines
and hurting itself down with the force
of bullets.
In such downpour one may as well
walk and get wet as stand still and &c:
wet. Unfortunately one did not know
where to walk to. The "circumbendf-
bus system" presupposes the fact that
the wagon wheels and bullock tracks
can be seen and noted. but when the
cart track is no longer cart track, but
"all turned to rushing waters" such
tracks cannot be seen, and unless you
have pocket compass you may as
well try to fly as to get back to where
you came from. When one reads of
travellers lost in the backwoods, they
always steer by the sun-and probably
very badly-but when there is no sun
what are you to do?-Siam Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
Man and His Valet.

II never saw a man so entirely de-
pendent on his VALET
"Quite helpless without him, eh?''
"Quite helpless. Mabel told me that
when he came to propose he brought
his valet with him.
"What was that for?''
why, when he reached the proper
place his valet spread a hemstitched
handkerchief on the floor for him to
kneel upon" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
A Man of Nerve.

He-1 called to see you last evening.
She-Yes? HeYes, the servant told
me you were not in. She Yes, l was
so sorry to have missed you Hell
thought you must be. heard you
laughing upstairs in such grief stricken
tones that Il almost wept myself out Of
sympathy.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
A Choice Of Evils.

Landlady-Would you advise me to
send my daughter to a cooking school
or to a music school? Boarder refec-
tively)-Well, think I'd send her to a
cooking school It may be more fatal
in its results, but it isn't anything like
SO noisy.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
The Reason.

Teacher You've been very good
boy for the last day or two, Bobbie.
I haven't seen you fighting with the.
other boys or romping In the school.
room. Bobbie Yes'm. got a stiff
eck.-Cleveland Leader.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
automatically Put.

II am afraid you are absolutely gov
erned by your wife,
NO. answered Mr.. Meekton, who
had been reading the foreign news,
I'm not absolutely governed by her,
but must admit that I am very much
within her sphere of influence. Wash
ington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
He Ate often.

Doctor-You must take a quarter Of
an hours walk before every meal.
Stout Patient But, doctor, you surely
don't want me to walk all day long!-
Fliegende Batter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10

Affection soothes, it hallows, elevates,
subdues and bringeth down to earth
its native heaven. -Landon.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10

Oh, that you could turn your eyes to-
ward the napes Of your necks and
make but an interior survey Of your
good selves Shakespeare.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10

Our Great 81. 10 Offer.
10 ID. pkgs. Mead's Flaked Rye.
10 lib. pkgs. Perfection Rye Coffee.
20 1a-lb. pkg. Cream of Barley.
5 2-lb. pkgs. U. S. Rolled Mac. Wheat.
2 5-lb. pkgs. Mead's Barley Flour.
2 10-lb. pkgs. Fancy Wheat Graham.
1o-lb. pkgs. Golden Corn Meal.
l lib. pkg. Fancy Pearl Barley.
Al full weight pkgs.
1O1 Worlds Choicest Cereals.
A pound package of any of the above
goods will be send postpaid upon receipt
of 25c.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
Her Happiness.

Her Happiness.
Hell shall be just miserable when
have to go away and leave you.
ooh, Jack, if were sure Of that I'd
feel so happyv'-Life.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
Our Great 90 Offer.

Our Great ST. 90 Offer.
3 Glib. pkgs. Mead's Flaked Rye.
3 lib. pkgs. Perfection Rye Coffee.
l 2-lb. pkg. US. Rolled Macaroni Wheat.
/ II 10. pkg. Cream of Barley
l Id. pkg. Mead's Barley Flour.
lib. pkg. Pearl Barley.
10 full weight pkgs.
20 lbs. Worlds Choicest Cereals.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10

All human power is compound Of
time and patience Balzac.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
Stingy.

1T seems strange said Deacon
May berry as he counted the money
after church, that large congrega-
ton can be so small. . Philadelphia
Telegraph.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10

kdneyS themselves break down and waste
away cell by CELL
Bladder troubles most always result from
arrangement of the kidneys and cure is
obtained quickest by proper treatment of
the kidneys. If you are feeling badly you
can make no mistake by taking DR.. Kimer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and
i5sdder remedy.
vt corrects inability to hold urine and scald-
ing pain in passing it. and overcones that
unpleasant necessity of being compelled to
go often during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and the
extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. 1t stands the highest for its won
derful cures of the most distressing cases.
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and sold
by all druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar
have have so sample } bo5, os 5i
this wonderful new dis
covery and book that @zszss:sAslsssE sz33sges
tells all about it, both Home of swamp-Root.
sent free by mail. Address DR.. Kilner & Co.
Binghamton, N. Y. When writing mention
reading this generous offer in this paper.
q Don't make any mistake, but re-
member the name, Swamp-Root, DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the adj
dress, Binghamton, N. Y, on every
bottle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.

PfeVallng IN this
S because so decep-
tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused by
it heart disease,
pneumonia, heart
failure or apoplexy
are often the result
OF kidney disease. II
kidney trouble is al
lowed to advance the
kidney-po d
blood will attack the
vital organs or the
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-01-10

Please Note.
This offer to sell you goods at whole
sale prices is only good as long as your
requirements cannot be filled by your
grocer.
Freights.-We always procure The
lowest possible rates for our customers
and will gladly have any overcharge 10
freights corrected should any occur.
WE GUARANTEE every word that
we publish and every ounce of goods
we ship.
HOW TO SEND MoNEY.-It is al
ways best to send money by postoffice or
express money order or by bank draft
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12
Jonas Cook
Real Estate Phone 46
A GUSHER At GOTEDO
-Four Hundred Foot OIL Wen Flows
twenty-five Barrelos

Gotebo. Okla, Dec. 1.-THE
Whitewater Oil & Gas company, a
local organization, has just CON-
rleted the best oil well ever drilled
ii the Gotebo district. II is located
on the southeast corner Of the ].
Curran farm and is threequarters
of mile south OF town. The gas
wells, owned by this company and
which aresupplying this town with
natural gas for heating and light
ing purposes are located on the
Voyles farm just south Of this well.
The company was drilling for more
gas when the gusher was struck at
a approximately four hundred feet.
The oil Immediately arose to the
top of the well and began flowing
into the creek. 1t is now cased and
connected up with tank but is so
arranged that outsiders can get a
line on the production.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12
We are not too busy
with the Christmas
rush to give your pro-
scriptins and Drug
Store wants our
prompt and CAREFUL
attention. BroWnson's
Drug Store.
FOR SALE.

A fine lot on Chickasha ave. be-
tween sth and 9th streets at a bar
gain.
good lots on R. l. switch, with
in a block and half of the bank
corner, cheay at $4,000.
4,25 1t. front lots, two blocks
from 3rd and Chickasha. with one
good fran 6 room house and two
tour room frame houses. price
$1,000.
so it, lot good Eve room plastsr.
ed house. nearly new, on west bill
rents for $40. per month, price
$4,000.
so fit. Vacant lot on west hill,
near school building, at a bargain.
One of the best half blocks on
south hill with a two room frame
house and barn, price $4,000.
We also have some bargains in
farms and leases, want several good
houses for rent at once.
Wells & Company Real Estate
3d3 " Chi-kasha ave.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For Sale or Trade-I will trade
either or both my houses in Col
orado Springs. Colo, for land in
Indian Territory or Okla. One
house of seven rooms. perfectly
modern, lot 5oxI7o, valued at
S., 500. One six room house, mo-
dern except heat, lot 5oxIoo, val
ucd at s.. 600. Enquire or address
this Office or care the EXPRESS
Mrs. T. E. Mann.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

has stopped to Aes his dinner and
he "jes" run along ahead. "What
has come over you thunders the
court" "Marse " answers the
sheriff, de Ku KIuxes pass NAH
cabin do las night an alb IN gwine
back 10 farmin' J"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12
NEGRO SHERIFF.

Black Aleck, the reconstruction
sheriff In THE Clansman' which
is to be at the opera house next
Monday, is ordered to arrest a
white man for murder. He appears
In court saying that the prisoner"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

To Trade for city property will
pay difference in cash If necessary.
40 acre farm. 2 room house. we'll,
barn, half dugout with building
above, fences, orchard Call on
A l. Mordt. personally.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For Sale-An Underwood Type
writer in good conditions $35 cash
must sell at one inquire.
525 Penn ave.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

Wanted-Good ciculation man.
One who thoroughly understands
the business and can make good.
Must understand how to handle
carriers and be acquaintedlwith the
city. Enquire at this office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For SALE-:Just a few left. New
City Directories Of Chickasha, price
s. 90. Daily EXPRESS office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

Poultry and fresh meats oflNeal's
market cor, Chickasha and 9Th
street.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

Jno. Bubser, the piano tuner of
Oklahoma City is here on business
and will take orders for tuning
pianos. Phone I55.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For Sale-The following house
hold goods; fine dining table,
chairs, sideboard. almost new gas
range, also Majestic coal range. For
particularsinquire at the Daily Ex-
PRESS office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For Sale Jersey, COW, fresh. So7
Chickasha Ave.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For sale-S2o al acre will buy a
fine improved farm in King6sher
county M miles of railroad sta
ton.
Jonas Cook, Real Estate.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For Sale-Heating stove in good
CONDITION. Enquire at this Office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12
FOR SALE.

For Sale:- Horse, surrey and
harm ess. One of the best, if nor the
best, outfits in Cnickasha. Worth
$3.50. will sell for $3.50. Horse well
bred young ard gentle;surrey new
and the best make. Address Sur
rey; EXPRESS Office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

Toilet cases. smok-
ers sets. Collar and
Cuff Boxes. and
albums. in great as
sortments at price
that are right. Brown
sons Drug Store.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

To the Stockholders of the First
National Mining Company and the
public:
You will take notice that | abso-
lutely refuse TO act as member Of
the Board Of Directors or to allow
my name TO be used as director
or to be in any way whatsoever re-
sponsiDle for the acts of the present
board.
DR.. H. w. Smith. Dec. 4. 1900.
Chickasha, l. 7.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

For long or short time farm
loans see John Hankins. Chickasha
Okla Ia
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12
Out of The Mud

Getout Of the mud and purchase lot On
the hill aud be happy.
rs II. In Hampton Addition. S650.Oo.
rs IT. on West Hill. north front. s000.os.
IS II. on West Minnesota. s750.00.
50 fl in Phillips Addition. sS00.O0
7b n. West HILL east front. 100000.
100 #. east front. 4-room house. sl2.0o.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1906-12-12

A good watch for SIS
a better one for $fO
and fine ones from$l5
to SIS at Gomez the
JeWeler.
The Washington times., 1906-12-08
ROSENTHAL PLAYS
AND WINS TRIUMPH

Washington has heard RosauthaI ana
has fallen at his feet. The pianist gave
a recital in Washington yesterday astsr-
noon N the National Theater.
Rosenthal is unquestiOnably the great
est piano teChnician in the world. Yes
terday's audience was a large one, but
was not enthusiastic until the close OF
the program.
The first number was Beethovcn's
great Sonata opus l0y, which was
played with great depth. The profound
sentiment which ne Infused into the
last movement left a deep Impression.
In the Chopin Sonata Opus 5S. which
followed. Mr.. RosenthaI really got
down 10 his regulation briu.ance and
aroused the musicians TO real enthusi-
asm.
His next great feat was The playing
Of the Chopin waltz in ID fat, which in
itself is a simple enough little compost
tiOn, but played as Roseuthal did II
was a gigantic accomplishments He
played at a lightning tempo in thirds,
and In the simple melodious second part.
he interwove the running first part. At
the end he transformed the long run
into a chromatic in thirds. which was
like a streak of lightning
The same brilliant feats were accom-
plished with his own "Humoreske and
FugatO." on Strauss themes, when ne
worked himself into such tempos ard
excitement that he appeared TO have
forty hands and two brains at work all
together. and at times played four
themes at once. His own composition
"Papulons" (Butterhies), is a gem, and
played as he played It, carried out its
title TO the letter.
Mr.. ROsenthaIs playing has the addi-
tlOnal charm of no manneTisms no af-
fectiOns and no apparent effort Ue
simply gets down to work and pats his
brains and fingers, and his whole atten-
tiOn. TO the thing before him. He hears
nothing and sees nothing but the KEYS
until his work ia done, and done as no
one else could do il.
The Washington times., 1906-12-08
CRITICALLY VIEW
CHANCELLOR'S TRIP
School Heads Absence Dur
ing Session ArOuSeS
Association.

Members of the Citizens North west
Suburban Association are much exercis-
ed over the absence from the city of
superintendent Of Public Schools Chan
cellOT. Their disple6sure took the form
OF a resolution presented last night ar
their regular meeting in Tcnleytown
COndemning the action OF Superintendent
Chancellor for making an inspection
tour OF the colOred schools of the South
during the session Of the Washington
schools.
The resolution was supplemented by
the suggestion that "if Dr. Chancellor
would remain at home and con-
scienuously discharge his duties to the
public schools over which he presides.
he would commend himself more fav-
orably to the fair-min1ed citizens and
give better assurance OF his desire TO
discharge the duties required OF his
office"
Resolutions We're also offered favorlng
the passage or "a bill which - now be-
fore Congress for the election OF two
Representatives from the District, and
Tor the appointment OF a committee 10
appear before the Appropriation Com
mittecs OF Congress To advocate the
passage OF bills providing for upr0ve-
ments asked for IN recommendation 10
Congress and the Commissioners.