Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1906-08-10

act as foolish as the greatest focl.
Another reason for saving your
money: Look at any poor relation
who is living with" better of kin.
The average woman's Joke ia poor,
but she can always cause a smile
when she boasts of her proposals. "
Think twice before going heavily In
debt. Going heavily in debt ruins
as many men as whisky and love com.
bined.
How would you like to be mar
ried woman, and have your husband
bring home jag instead of groceriesl
A girl who has a courteous dignifled
manner, does not need to wish tor a
pretty face. She will be admired all
right.
A good many girls make the mis-
take of paying too much attention to
their looks, and not enough to their
manners.
Mrs. Lysander John Appleton is so
superior to her husband that people
refer to them as Mrs. and Mr.. John
Appleton.
So far as one can see, the great ad-
vantage youth has over age, is that
the former never hears the noises next
door after night.
II man doesn't learn anything
else as he grows older, he learns that
it is more than waste of time to
hnve fool friends.
There is this much to be said about
the faithfulness of man. Every time
be builds castle in the air be puts
different woman in it.
When children love their step
mother, their father gets good deal
of credit from the neighbors for his
judgment in picking her out.
If doctor should make an exam
ination of you and decide that you
could not live more than six m onths.
would you want him to tell you?
The average woman thinks her hus-
band has to be managed, and tries
it. Men know their wives ought to
be managed, but don't dare try it..
When a girl is on the street and
runs Unexpectedly upon her steady,
the expression of her face makes the
sun bursting through a cloud a pale
affair.
Ever notice that your jokes "go"
better in the winter than in the sum.
mer? Your friends cannot make the
same effort to laugh in the summer
that they can in the winter.
When great man leaves his home
town to visit big city he shrinkf
and shrlnks until, when he enters it,
he isn't any bigger than the fly which
is trying to get through a screen
door.
About the time woman discovers
that she is happier when she keepI
away from the looking glass, she alst
finds that she has less to worry bel
if she keeps away from the scales.
Is this really funny? A man went
crazy and imagined he was poaohed
egg. He asked his attendant for {
slice of toasted bread, saying he va
tired and wanted to sit down and rest
A man doesn't know any more abou
the lines in the hand than he knows
how much lard goes into pie crust
but he can get girl to let him hold
her hand any time while he pretend
to know all about it.
Among the many things one sigh
for and finds Disappointing wher
gained, is included getting your baci
scratched. When you finally gel
hold of some one willing to do.it, the
scratching is never in the right place
and it is either too heavy or too light
If an admirer says you are so in
telligent and useful, the world CAM
spare you, and that you will live for
ever, don't feel too good about 1t
consumption, or BrIgh'ts disease, OF
liver complaint, will get you just the
same.
When an evangelist announces q
sermon for women only, the men gel
mad about it. but when he breaches
to men only the women are greatly
impressed; they think the men need
it, and wonder how he can attempt to
say anything, when there is so much
to be said, and devote only one even
ing to 1t. Surely, it should require
month.