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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
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Schedule In Effect November rs, 1909
Trains leave South DanvIlle as follows: ::

Trains leave South Danyille as follows:
FOR CalaWiSsit, East Blooinsburg,. Nescopeek
Nanticoke, Wilkes-Barre, Pittston Scrun.
ton ana intermediate stations, % and TO- u
a. m, 2.2l and 555 p. m, week days, and
io.22 Il. IN. dairy.
For SunbUry and intermediate stations etO
a. M, i,3i and 7.jl =. m. weekdays, and i3i
p. m sundays. For Sunbury only, ls.lup.
m weekdays.
For Pottsvilie, Reading and rhiladeiphi
20 ana w. a. IN. and 2,2l p. m.week-days.
FOR Hazleton, 10 and lO22 II. m 3.2l and 55k
p. M. weekdays.
For Iewisbufg, Williamsport and Inch
days; i.Sl p. IN. Sunday for Williams port
days
For Bellefonte, Tyrone, Philipsburg, Clear
held, and Pittsburgh, 800 Il. H., and l.. 10 D.
IN. weekdays.
For Harrisburg and intermediate stations 900
a. m, l2.l0, Al, and 7.5l p. m, weekdays;
i.3l p. m, sundays
For Phi adelphia (via Harrisburg Baltimore,
ana Washington, 800 II. m, ll.ln 4.3l and
7.0l P: m, weekdays: i.3l sundays p m,
For Plttsburg (via Htrrisburg) 800 a. M,
i5l, anu I.ol p. m, weekdays; I.3I D. M
sundays; lNia LewistOwn Junctionl yO0a
m, and l2.lO p. M, weekdays; via I.oeE
Haven) 300 n. M, and II. 10 p. M, weekdays,
For further information apply to ticket
agents.
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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

While Mis-. Tillie Handwork and
family were visiting neighboring
farmer at Pleasant Corner, Lehigh
county, Johnny Fritzinger, an adopt
ed son of Mrs. Handwork set fire to
straw stack just for fun. The flames
spread to the barn, destroying it, with
four horses, eight COWS and a lot of
pigs. Total loss, Sc, 600.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
kIklQIlS Cure Cure d.m,s. Nervous s,a,.sasa Disease
Strengthens thenerves, Builds up worn out mon
and women. Price 80 eta.
Calendars for 1907.

The Intelligencer Office has received
a full and complete line of samples OF
fine art calendars, and we are ready
to take your orders for 1907. Be
sure to call and learn our prices be-
fore placing your order. Designs Of
every description to select from.
Remember, we lead and Others fol.
OW,
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

Be considerate of the overworked
clerks.
1t is reported that thunder storm
in Kansas shocked Il whole field of
corn.
What a different world this would
be if we were all as smart as we think
we are.
1t is sometimes possible to get some-
thing for nothing, but you can't get
experience that way.
The Edison auto that will run for
fifteen years, aught to put the repair
shops out of business.
With meat, pickles and confection-
cry under suspicion, the public may
yet have to subsist on breakfast food.
A dry goods house advertises "shirt
waists one-third off," That is prob
ably the latest designation of the kind
in fashion last summer.
1t is not remedies to cure disease
or to heal wounds that are needed
half as much as common sense, fore
sight and care to avoid them.
Senator Tillman says it takes more
brains, more sound Judgment, more
discrimination and more ability to be
a farmer than almost any calling.
1t is now proposed to build mil
lion-dollar park to surround Pennsyl-
vania's new capitol. We presume it
will take five or six million to do it.
Figures are being reported daily as
to what the recent campaign cost the
candidates. Why doesn't some sta
tistician figure out what it cost the
people?
The wealth of the U. S., is now
estimated at S10G, 900, 900, 600, but
Mr.. Rockefeller is not as old as he
looks without his wig, and he may
get it all yet.
In Missouri the brewers are being
forced to put real hops in the beer.
In Danyille the hens, without any
forcing, are putting real hops in the
price OF eggs.
Colorado women fought, fused and
fumed until they got woman suffrage
and then just as soon as they got it,
decided they didn't want it. Isn't
that inst like n woman2
1t is the local paper that helps to
boom your town. Now help to boom
the paper. Don't throw cold water
on it-but come in and say few kind
words to the editor, and subscribe.
That New York woman who says
that quarter million year ISM
more than enough to spend ON dress
must be thinking of applying for the
job of head scrub-lady in the new
Pennsylvania capitol.
A corn crop of 1881, 900, 900
bushels for 1906 is the latest govern
ment estimate. 1t is the largest ever
raised and worth over 81, 152, 000,-
600. This year the United States has
been one of unequaled prosperity in
productions of soil
1t is astonishing how many people
are barely existing in the densely
populated East, while Kansas and
other great agricultural states of the
West and Others of the South are
praying for skilled and unskilled
labor at ''good wages. - A man who
says his idleness is enforced these
days, is fbbing. 1t would be well
also for every Southern and Western
state to have an immigration bureau
for the direction of home-seekers.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
Admitted to Hospital.

Eugene Barrett, Of Danville, wa
admitted to the surgical wards of the
Mary NJ. Packer hospital Monday at
ternoon, suffering from a diseased
foot, the nature OF which could not be
earned. He was brought to Sunbury
from Danville with light engine and
cab on the Pennsy. .-Sunbury Item.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
jealousy.

- The beautiful girls sweet smiles
changed to dark frowns
,'"Iuu deceivcr!" she hissed. 81 hate
you"
The young man dropped hLs cane In
gston!shnent.
Hate me" he gaspei. why, II
was only yesterday you said you loved
every hair on my head" I
Yes, but not every hair on youi
shoulder" she retorteI as she held
aloft golden pit Of evidence-Chi~
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
DiIIs md boards.

Bill had billboard. Bill also had a
board bill. The board bill bored Bill so
mat Bill sold the billboard to pay his
board bill. SO after Bill sold his bill
board to pay his board bill the board
bill no longer bored Bill,-Yale Ex-
positor.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

QUEER things crop divorce Only few days
feature husbands petition the charge that the wife searched his
pockets while he slept The judge ruled that that wfs ndpuabe
privilege and praised who did regularly Now hus
band Jacob Bech defendant and admitting that he struck his wife
supplying him
when he wanted fishing 7! The Judge impressed with fher
rights argument that he took under dvisemnt
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
ECZEMA an PILE CURE

FR F E Knowing what it was to suffer
II L will give FREE OF CHAR
GE, TO any afflicted 2 positive cure (. r
Eczema. Salt Rheun, Erysipelas, Piles
and Skin Diseases. Instant relief. Don't
suffer longer, Write +. w. WILLIAMS,
400 Manhattan Avenue, New York En-
close Stamp.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

THEy Bon coming here do sort of stunt
incidentally dollars. Hope he'll
how all of hope he'll In the language of the boy the
won't do thing him. There won't be enough ancient hen
fruit decayed soup punches the country supply the demand The
of the country ought begin right practice throwing at
mark.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

: Published every Friday at Danville, the
county seat of Montour county, Pa, at sl.0O a
year in advance or sl.25 If not paid in ad-
vance; and no paper will be discontinued
until all arrearage is paid, except at the
option of the publisher
Rates of advertising made known on ap-
plication. Address all communications to
THE EINTELLIGENCER,
DANvILLE, PA.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

AN editor Indian Territory running the in his paper
owe tell the truth Last week he received ca from large
who objected the truth being told and the motto dsap
peare and the following inserted Un from the injuries
recently received this paper will lie just like the rest of them
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

"A YOUNG lady who has been teaching school Hammond Ind
has been dismissed from her position pretty that eybo
falls in love with her. safe conclusion however, that eache
with that kind of qualification will long be out of job
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

President ROOSEVELT has promised to send another
Congress December H. telling all about his trip Panama is to
presumed that he will tell whether he bought Panan
hat while he down there and Panama hats to be style
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
Preaching at Exchange.

On Sunday evening at 1880 o'clock
Rev. Kohler, of Strawberry Ridge,
will preach in the Odd Fellows hall at
Exchange.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

The Department of Agriculture has crossed Florida and Japan
orange and produced lemon Which suggests the ntegen tina
by crossing lemons be able produce orange that
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
EAECuTORS NOTICE,


Notice is hereby given, that letters testa-
mcntary on the above estate having been
granted to the undersigned, all persons in
dcbted to said estate are requested TO make
payment, and those having claims or de-
mands against the said estate to present the
same without delay to
CHAs. +. LAzARoUs
WM. ii. LAZNRoUS,
Milton, X. +. ID. No. /.
HARRIET G. KEEFER,
Strawberry Ridge.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

i -ON each day in the year there is average Of w
debarred from enteng the port of New York. If Congress
threat this number may soon be greatly increased.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14
How swiftly run the years |

How swiftly run the years
-HERE is almost Christmas again.
AFTER ALL might be cheaper the corporations pay
than to hire lawyers.
THE world be growing BETTER but there something radically
wrong with of the mince pies
THE campaign cigar will disguise itself with sprig holly
and lie in wait for the unwary on Dec. %.
"A railroad started the bridges
and rebates o be designed in this country
evidence power oratory
Gently discovered fact that supplying the worlds demand for wind
mills
THE Indiana who his right hand because offended
him. it needless say Bible reader who accepted all
literally
AGAIN Intelgencer buy holiday
early and thereby avoid the rush and the chances receiving the
wrong change.
On each day in the there of aliens
debae from enertng the of New York
threat this number may soon be greatly increased
THE Department of Agriculture has crossed Florida and Japan
orange produced lemon Which suggests Inelgncer
by crossing lemons be able produce that
"A YOUNG lady teaching school Hammond Ind,
has been dismissed from because she pretty that Everybody
falls love with her. is safe concuson however that teacher
with that kind of qualification will not long be out of job
-PREsrDENr has promised send another
presumed will whether bought Panama
hat while he down there and Panama hats be style next
summer
AN editor Indian Territory running the motto his paper
owe tell the truth" Last week he received cal from large
who objected being o consequence the dap
peared following was inserted Unt injuries
recently received this paper will lie just like the rest of them
say coming of stage
for and incidentally bag American dollars Hope he'll
how all of hope he'll In the language of the boy the
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-12-14

-AGAIN the Intelgencer advises its readers to buy
presents early and thereby avoid the rush and the chances
| wrong change.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06
SUPPOSED TUMoR A LEIGH.
Patient Quickly Recovered After Its
Removal.

Special Cablegram to The Star.
TUNIS, May 5.-The physicians report a
most remarkable experience in the case Of
a Frenchman who came to Tunis a strong,
energetic man, and a few months after
ward he became weak, worn and thin tie
shadow of his former self The Tunis doc
tors affirmed that he was suffering from
tuberculosis, of which, indeed he had all
symptoms The patient was finally exam
ined by DR.. Mantel. who looked down his
throat and saw what seemed TO be a tu-
NOR. 1t was nearly as large as the thumb
of mans hand. The doctor washed the
supposed tumor with water in which boric
acid was put, and sent the patient away
until the following morning. When the
man returned to the doctor the latter again
looked down his throat, and saw clearly
that the tumor was a fulf-grown brown
leech. The horrible hlood-sucker was, as
the doctor says bloated after a meal DIR.
Mantel carefully removed the leech with
an instrument, and the thing has been
preserved in spirits.
A few days after the operation the man
became quite cured and Is now himself
again. He believes he drank the water
containing the 1eech In an inn, near the
ruins of Ed DIEM The water was SO bad
that he had to mix coffee with It. DIR.
Mantel notes that this Ia the only case
OF the kind that has come under his own
Observation, but medical history II fun
81 instances Of feeches Living n men,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06

but he won't put up with dirty neighbors.
Cleanliness is the supreme law of the COM
munity
But the professor rather detracts from
the credit one would otherwise be disposed
to give them for the practice of this most
exemplary virtue by telling us that ants
are driven TO il by the conditions of their
existence. Without the most scrupulous
cleanliness" he says, they could not recog-
niZe each other nor communicate anything.
The cohesion of the individual with its
fellows is maintained solely through the
medium of the sense of smell. If the ant
is covered with dust the possibility of its
being recognized is diminished to an ex-
traordinary degree. The antennae in par
ticular must always be kept clean, for ii Is
only with their aid that the ant remains In
close communication with its tribe
II is their highly developed sense of
cleanliness, the professor says, which also
explains the ants funerals" about which
much has been written. Ants, it Is well
known carry. their dead to definite burial
places, where they arrange them In most
careful order. The little creatures do not
however. do this with the object of pro-
viding their dead comrades with a last rest
Ing place. DIR. Escherieh states: They
merely obey the instincts OF cleanliness,
which impels them TO remove all refuse
from the nest and carry it away to q
definite spot
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06
IN HEART OF LONDON.
Mormons Are Said to Be Conducting
Campaign.

Special Cablegram to The Star.
LONDON. May 5.-The Mormons are con-
Quoting a really active and aggressive cam
paign in the heart of Londen.
Joseph S. Smith found the gospel writ
ten in Egyptian characters and letters or
gold on tablets In the state of New York"
said a missionary at mass meeting held in
connection with the sem!-annual confer
ence of the London town hall in Finsbury
town hall. There is evidence that the lost
ten tribes of Israel went to America and
that the red Indians are descended from
Israelitish stock
Elder Miles l.. Jones presided over the
meetings and the principal speaker was
President Heber j. Grant of Utah, who was
regarded with reverence on account of his
personal acquaintance with the prophet"
A challenge was thrown out by one of the
American elders: II challenge the world
for proof that Joseph S. Smith Is not a
prophet and that Mormonism Is not true, "
he said II will give any one 800 who will
prove those things"
created a diversion by boldly remarking
that the latter day saints were false
prophets.
She was crushed by the speakers, who
one after another yolubly asserted the
divinity of Joseph 8. Smith and the truth
There was little excitement for time.
but It soon died away. the interrupter con-
tenting herself with making the one pro-
test.
The London Mormons claim that they are
not polygamists They claim that since
more NOR than one vile. and this has, . the
missionaries ansert, conducted to the rapid
spread % their doctrine They claim 12D,-
600 converts II Nno3and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06

STRASBURG, April "a 1906
A CCORDING to DR.. Escherich, a
~ learned entomologist Of Strasburg
4 = University, solomon erred in COM
uending the ant 10 the sluggard a shin
ing example of wisdom and industry. The
German servant thinks Solomon would
have better justified his claim to be regard
ed as the wisest man that ever lived had he
extolled the ant as an exponent of cleanli-
ness He has just published the results Of
an exhaustive study of these wonderful In
sects He combats the view of those in
yestigators who assign 10 them almost hui
man intelligence But as opponents of that
maintains that ants stand pre-eminent. ard
II the human race would pattern after them
I'm this respect half the diseases on which
doctors thrive would vanish.
Ants, he declares abhor dirt In any form
about their persons. Nature has provided
them with implements that serve the same
purpose as combs and brushes In the hands
of civilized folks, and they make far more
effective use of them. They are never too
busy TO clean themselves. No Job is so Inn
portant TO an ant that he won't knock of
work to clean himself. He does not walt
until his days labors are finished to per-
form his abiutions. He is never too tired
TO lend another ant a hand--or rather q leg
to effect thorough securing. He will
tolerate loafing occasionally, for the pro-
lkssor asserts II Is q mistake to suppose
that ants are everlastingly hunting up jobs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06

Entebbe, Uganda, when he was bitten by
the fly which carries the trypanosomes, or
germs. of the deadly disease. He was In
proved. after some months residence In
England, TO be the dreaded sickness.
For the first eighteen months after his
return he performed some light duties at
Colonial Institute. After that the torpor
which is characteristic of the disease seized
him, and he went to University College
Hospital for treatment. From the frst
Il was known that his case was hopeless
but everything possible WAS done. A gen.
tleman who saw Mr.. Mahon during the
latter stages of his illness describe. him
as lying In bed In bright suniit ward.
curled up on his right side. his face almost
hidden in the pillow. His cheeks were
flushed and sunken and he was breathing
heavily.
His wife. who was present at the bed
side" said the gentleman, remarked 10
me that she had practically lost her nus
band. 1t was only the form of him that
lay there although she quite believed that
Mr.. Mahon knew her voice. AS matter
of fact. he stirred In his stupor as she was
speaking to me. Poor Mr. MahOa was
wasted almost to skeleton, in fact,
mere mass of skin and bone: this is ono
of the phases of the later stage of the dis
ease. Nasal feeding was resor.e.l TO IN
his case from the time that the mora Sc
rious symptoms began.
Lieut.. Forbes Tulloch has been invalidei
home from Entebbe suffering from ths
same disease.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06
SCHEME FOR RAILWAYS.
Regarded as Indication of Russian
Aggression.
Il Cnhlecram to The Star.

Special Cablegram The Star.
TOXIC, May 5.-The announcement that
the Russians are projecting scheme Tor
railway between Tashkend and Tomsk Is
creating much comment here, and 1t is con-
sidered that ii affords a real indication OF
Russian aggression In that direction. China
and Japan are thoroughly alive to the stu
alton. The Prince of Turkestan has just ar
rived in Toxic. He states that his object is
his own education and the organization OF
his military forces. He declares that his
country is the direct object Of Russia. With
a population of 300, 600, it does not possess a
single soldier Unless prompt and effective
measures are taken he states that there is
no doubt that Magnolia will pass into Rus
sian possession.
Great disappointment is felt by the prince
that these questions were not discussed a.
Portsmouth when the treaty was signed IN
New HAMPSHIRE The prince says that he
had expected that some arrang sment with
regard to these territories would be made.
He claims that they nothing but Rus
sian intriguing ground.
In the meantime many reports received IN
Japan show that the evacuation by the Rus
sian army in Manchuria is not being car
ried out in earnest and there Is consider
able feeling in regard to the matter.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06
italian Designs on the Adriatic.

specisi Cabegrafn 10 The Star.
VIENNA May 5.-Since the trial of the
Italian engineer, Cont, last autumn the
Italian authorities have been very suspi-
cious of Italian designs on the Adriatic.
1t was learned during a recent visit to
Fiume and Pola that no Italian vessel has
been allowed to approach the latter port
under any pretext. Three British torpedo
boats which recently ran into Pola under
stress of weather were ordered by the har-
Dor authorities to leave Immediately on ths
ground that they might have Italians on
board.
The torpedo boats remained. nevertheless,
It'll early morning. when they were Obliged
to leave, despite the bad weather.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06

From the Philadelphia Press
Talking about college, spirit" said the
first fair coed. Sophie Moore carries it 10
extremes
'.Reaily7''
Yes: ghc won't ever eat any ice cream
but strawberry and vanilla because red
and white are the college coiora.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-05-06

This year the Michigan men Old IS minutes
10 2-5 seconds, just - Is seconds faster
than year ago. W hat makes the work OF
the Michigan men the more remarkable IL
the fact that each of the runners averaged
49, % to the mile. And since the race
was run right at the beginning Of the sea-
son IL ~ seen how remarkable were these
times The Pennsylvania uuartet was also
right on top and finished one-flfth OF a see
ond inside the previous world record.
With the relays out of the way all or
the eastern colleges W Il devote their atten-
ton to the intercoEeg. ties, which are to te
decided at Cambridge on May 2h and 90 IA
the day of this big meet appro ches II ~
becoming more and more evident that the
fight for first place this year IS 70 be be-
tween Penn and Harvard with Cornell
Likely to figure very prominently with
Parsons. the Yale champion. out OF cona-
ton and DTay. the champion pole vaulter
injured. the Els have little hope Of win
ming. The Quaker stock has gone up much
in the last two weeks. The RELAYS brought
out two promising point winners In Swain.
who tied in The pole v1uli at II feet
ter-miler, who won his relay In 40 50 sec
onds
-
Harvard has very wei rounded team.
with men who should score in nearly every
event. The latest star brought to light at
Harvard Is Minet who won the mile re-
Gently in 4.2S. two other runners being I'M
der 40 With Dodge and Lockwood in the
sprlnts, Dives IN the quarter, Whitman and
Young in tile half, Minot Miller. Turner
and King In the distances. Ford and Clark
In the jumps, Stephenson. Kersburg and
Oveson in the weights the Crimson VIII
have very well rounded team and one
that Is likely TO furnish some surprises.
X
The students OF Amherst College have
made such vigorous objection to the action
OF the faculty in ruling out all freshmen
from college teams that the authorities
have been obliged to rcscnd this ruling.
Hereafter all Amherst freshmen cln COM
pete in their first year on condition that
they up in their studies. Amherst
would have stood by the new ruling on
condition that her rivals among the minor
schools would have done likewise They re-
fused to weaken their athletic teams in this
manner, SO Amherst to protect herself
modified the rule which 'etves things al
most precisely as they were before