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Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10
NEW HAYL0FT
AT ELIZABETH.
Local Haynakers Had a Biz
Time in That City Last
Night.

District Deputy Philip Schwartz
and number of the members OF Pc
Ambo Tribe, 6 ; X of the Haymakers
Association, of this city, went TO
Elizabeth last night where they in
stituted d new hayloft known as
Opechee Hayloft, No. 921a.
The members of Pc Ambo Tribe
met in the rooms III the Jefferson
building at promptly O'Clock. They
were all dressed in summer busters
and straw hats and caused much
comment as they passed up Smith
street on the way to the Central de-
pot
There are thirty charter members
to the new lodge. New officers will
be elected at one of the coming
meetings and they will be installed
by District Deputy Schwartz, Thurs
day night, February 8.
After the new hayloft has been
instituted the guests were escorted
to the banquet hall where a supper
had been prepared. The local dele
cation did not arrive here until late
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10
Test At Copper Works.

A false alarm of fire was turned in
at the Raritan Copper Works last
night as a test both of the system and
of the employees readiness TO run to
the works when the siren blows. The
alarm sounded was for the silver
room. The men who turned out, it
is understood. will receive the dollar,
even though there was no fire.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10
FATAL FIRE.

MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi, Jan. TO-
A fire captain was killed here this
morning while rescuing woman
from a west side hotel. Two men
and one woman were killed in the
conflagration by jumping from a
seventh-story window. Two men
were Suffocated.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10

Merchants would not buy advertis-l
ing space unless they we're able to
make it worth ones while to read
what they have to say.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10
Denied Motion for New Trial.

CINCINNATI. o., Jan. 10:-The
federal court of appeals has denied
the motion of counsel for Cassie
Chadwick for a new trial.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10

Every man complains of his menu
DRY. but no man complains of his
Judgment" And yet to forget to use
IA want ad. is as directly disastrous
to the business Immediately in hand
as TO imagine that YOU can dispense
entirely with want advertising.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10

F. L. LARKINS, S57 STATE St.,
will do plumbing, steam, hot water
and hot air heating on monthly pay
ments. $40 per month.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10

Firm Suspends After Suicide.
CLEVELAND, Ohio, Jan. 10:-
Dnison Prior & Co., bankers, has sus-
pended. Prior committed suicide.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-01-10

Sabscribe for the NEWS.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
NOT HOT ENOUGH.

They were sitting in the smoking
room OF the hotel, and the talk was
about endurance as shown by men
OF the past and present. During a
iull In the conversation a young COM
mercial traveller said:
J ANY man, II he has the will power,
can endure pain or fatigue; know I
can"
) There was silence for a moment,
and an older man replied:
I'll wager dinner you can't hold
your foot-boot' on-in' bucket Of
hot water as long as l can"
The offer was taken and two buck
cts of hot water were brought in. as
well as kettle of boiling water to
raise the temperature to the point of
endurance. In went a foot of each
contestant. Soon the young. mans
face began to pale, but the other
called for more boiling water.
What on earth is your leg made
Of. sir?' said the former, suddenly
taking his foot from the bucket.
Cork, sir-cork," was the cool an
swer. and the other felt that he had
indeed lost.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
WHY SHE DIDN'T WIN.

They were at Monte Carlo, and, like
other visitors to that insidious para
disc. they considered the Casino a
place which ought to be visited.
They stood hesitatingly before one
OF the tables, and at last the tempta-
tion to join the players proved too
strong for the lady.
Il must just risk one 910 note." she
said to her husband. "Give me one,
darling, and will put it on the num-
ber of my age. That will be lucky"
Hubby was inclined to be skeptical;
but he might have spared himself the
trouble of grumbling, and the s10
note was duly deposited on No. "a.
Alas! No. SO proved to be the win
ming numeral, and the lady gave a
gasp Of despair
Serve you right" said her hus-
band. IF you'd told the truth you'd
have won"
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
PHENoME ENoN.

.Ah, Touchem!" cried the man with
the close-f1tting eyebrows, isn't this
the most remarkable day you ever
saw"
: Il see nothing unusual about It," re-
piled Touchem.
But haven't you noticed that it has
had four afternoons, four nights and
four mornings in it, and here we are
on the fifth afternoon-all in the same
day."
., "What!"
,s""Am 1 not right? You borrowed a
ten OF me this morning. or one OF the
mornings OF this day. and told me you
would pay me tomorrow, as sure as
the sun rose on tomorrow. So
cannot reason the thing out any other
way."-Judge.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Useless seIf.immoIation.

Enoch Arden had returned and dis
covered that his wife had given him
up for dead and married another
man.
Il suppose ought to 60 in and up
Bet all that" he muttered, as he
softly retreated from the window
through which he had been peeping;
but it would kick up a terrible rum
pus. Besides, it would knock good
poem into a cooked hat"
. If he had lived few years longer,
however, his more mature judgment
would have assured him that such
windup could not have spoiled the
poem to any great extent.-Chicago
Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
THE ETIQUETTE OF CALLS.

A society for the suppression OF
the call ought to be forthwith estab-
lished. The call is no longer neces-
sary, and needs to be abolished.
! Under the present system one lady
may know another lady intimately.
She may go shopping with her daily.
She may diLe at the same restaurant
and in the same houses. She may
play cards with her five nights a week.
But II she does not return her formal
call within a prescribed time, she is
aot to be recognized henceforth. -.
: The origin of the formal call is lost
in obscurity. It's lack of fitness or
sense indicates that it may have
arisen in the first lunatic asylum.
When about to make a formal call,
the average woman puts on the best
she has and walks, rides or other
wise propels herself to the home Of
the callee, purposely not acquainting
her with her deadly design. in order
to take her at as great disadvantage
as possible. The callee keeps the call
er waiting for ten of Is minutes until
she ha; put her best clothes on, in
wardly excoriating the Fates because
the parlor isn't busted, and descends
upon her visitor with an angel smile
and heart of wrath.
The visitor sits on the edge Of a
chair Is minutes, admires the furni-
ture and the view from the window
and departs with an outward, $50 glad
you were home," and an inward,
That's over"
The callee Is then It.
If she doesn't get back within GER
tain time her friends begin to greet
her as If she had just stepped out OF
a refrigerator.
Friendship among women has never
been staple article of commerce.
Perhaps when 1t is the call will be a
thing of the past. We can only hope
for the best.-Life.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
THE WAY TO HIS HEART.

goes canoeing;
Amelia wields a racket in the hope OF
getting thinner; .
Phyllis MARBLES; Rosalie fine metal work
work is doing;
But Jane,
Plain Jane,,
Gets dinner.
Comes a man upon the scene. The other
girls in rapture
(While Jane. plain Jane. for the man
gets dinner,
With music. tennis. art, canoeing. motor
ing. seek his capture;
But Jane.
Gets the man fm
With the dinner! ia~.
IN. Y. Sun. H.e,
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Uncle Jerry.

There's one good thing about this
hot weather." observed Uncle Jerry
PEBBLES. You can wear shirt q
whole week. If you like, and when you
say you put it on clean this mornin'
nobody knows whether you're lyin'
or not."-Chicago Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
THE BOY IN POINT.

Ny name is Johnny. I'm the boy
Who asks all sorts of things
30 pa can make those bright replies
With real sarcastic filings.
I've got to ask about divorce
So Pa can start his bung;
I've got to ask of politics
So Pa can loose his tongue.
They amt the things I care about,
I've got a thankless part,
To waste my time on silly stun
So Pa can pose as smart.
Now this is what I often think
And makes me wonder SO,
Why don't they print the things ask
That Pa don't even know?
Puck.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Parlor Car plxsrsion.

Porter" said the fussy lady in the
parlor car. II wish you would open
this window"
The lady in the seat directly across
heard the request, and drew a cloak
about her.
Porter, If that window is opened"
she snapped. testify, Il shall freeze
to DEATH"
And y the window is kept closed"
returned the other passenger, Il shall
surely suffocate."
The porter stood timidly between
the two fires.
Porter" remarked the commercial
traveller, your duty is very plain.
Open the window and freeze one lady.
Then close 1t and suffocate the other"
Puck.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Didn't Learn Her Ace,

To-day" remarked the pretty
young widow, "is the fifth anniversary
OF my marriage"
Indeed! And at what age were
you married?" asked the bachelor,
who thought to get next to the num-
Der of years she had sojourned on
earth.
"At the parsonage answered the
p. y. W., as she winked her other
eye.-Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Always a Mystery.

"And that's q fact" remarked the
man who sometimes lets out an au-
dible thought.
What's fact?" queried the party
who wanted to know.
THAT a woman can't understand
why her husband doesn't pity old
bachelors more than he does" ex-
planned the noisy Chicago
Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Easy for the Hammock.

Mamma hope you were not sit
ting in the hammock with Jack last
night, Lulu?
Lulu-No, mamma. didn't think
1t was strong enough for both of US
to sit in. Jack sat in the hammock,
and l sat in Jacks lap.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Proper Party.

"And now." said the young man
who loved and won. II suppose it's
up to me to ask your father"
"Oh, that isn't necessary" replied
the only girl; just put on a bold
front and seek an interview with
mother."-Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Didn't Learn her AGE.

To-day" remarked the pretty young
widow, lis the fifth anniversary of my
marriage"
Indeed! And at what age were
you married." asked the bachelor,
who thought to get next to the number
Of years she had sojourned on earth.
''At the parsonage answered the
p. y. W. as she winked her other eye.
Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Hadn't Shaved In a Week.

First Camper-I nate to go home,
but / promised my wife I'd be back to-
night.
Second Ditto-Send her a picture Of
yourself as you are now; she'll want
you to stay away as long as possible.
-Detorit Free Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Merely That

How will you have your eggs
cooked?" asked the waiter.
Some time before evening"" said
the man who has been waiting 15
minutes. II expect to eat another
meal to-day"-Chicago Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Yes, indeed.

They are trying to invent a bottle
that cannot be refilled."
"Yes?"
"Yes; but they'd do more for the
world If they would invent a boozer
who could not be refilled. Houston
Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Like a Gun.

II want to get an alarm clock"
said the customer.
Here's one OF silver plate for ten
dollars" said the clerk.
TOO high"
We'll here's one made of nickel
for five dollars"
"Too high yet"
Here's one made Of gun metal fer
two dollars"
Gun metal? That sounds all right.
l want 1t for my 12-year-old boy. and
If 1t sounds anything like a gun when
1t goes of in the morning / guess it's
what l want"-Yonkers Statesman.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
FooIish scIentl.t.

Il see here" said Farmer Kornkob.
who was reading the Weekly Screech.
that a scientist says the end of the
world isn't far Of"
Nonsense, Hiram," retorted his
wife; "he ought to know the worlds
round and hain't got nc end."-Mil-
waukee Sentinel.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Wouldn't Do.

Farmer Foddershucks What ye
goin' ter give our city cousin fer a
weddin' present?
Ma Fodd ddershucks-Well, I was
thinkin' of gold pie knife.
Farmer oddershucks-Don't ye do
1t. Why, them city folks never eats
pie with a knife nowadays.-Cleve-
land Leader.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Crowed Too Soon.

Fair Passenger-They say you
can't fool street car conductor with
a plugged nickel, but l worked one
off on him a few minutes ago.
The Other Passenger know 1t,
madam. He gave it to me in change
Just now.-Chicago Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Time for Disappearino.

1t was 10:30 by the cuckoo clock.
Father" said the dear girl, used
to be a crack football player"
"1-er-guess I'd better be going"
rejoined the young man. Hes rarh-
er near-sighted. ! believe. and might
mistake me for the ball."-Chicago
Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Rivals.

Gunner-Why are those ships acting
so Queerly out there in the bay?
Guyer-I don't know. They are sis
ter ships, though.
Gunner-Well. that accounts for 1t.
Guyer-Accounts for what?
Gunner-Why, bet they are fIrt.
ing with that big man-'o-war over
there.-Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Couldn't Be Both.

Pal"
For goodness cake. what is 1t
now?"
This book is called 'Shakespeare's
Works"
"Well?"
We'll, you told me they was plays"
cleveland Leader.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
The Flv In the Ointment.

Watt Smatter-How does your wife
like the new fiat?
Heezall Wright-She is delighted
with 1t. She could be perfectly happy
II 1t we're not for the fact that there's
lot OF families occupying the other
apartments in the building.-Chicago
Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
The New Were Worse.

Didn't you think Bilkins told some
awful old jokes last night?"
"He certainly did. But it's better
to laugh twice at good old joke
than to strain your mouths trying to
grin over fresh one that isn't worth
the effort. Detroit Free Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
II viii So.

The little son of the crown prince
Of Germany has been presented with
An island near the coast of Hol-
land"
THAT will make good site on
which the crown prince can build an
heir astle."-Houston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
In After Years.

Smith-When Green was counting
that young widow a couple of years
ago he declared he couldn't live with.
out her.
Jones-And did he marry her?
Smith-Yes; and now he's trying
to get divorce on the grounds that
it's impossible to live with her
Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Funny Performance.

Redd-Your wife's red in the face.
Greene-Yes; she's been laughing
all the afternoon.
Laughing all the afternoon"
Yes, she's been out watching me
play golf. ."-Yonkers Statesman.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Father Mapped.

Wife, told you to be very careful
not to wake the baby while / was
gone. Were you?
Husband-Yes; / never woke him
once. But he woke me up three times.
Detroit Free Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
On the styaian Ferry.

Charon was observed in a state of
collapse.
THAT spirit actually wanted re-
bate ticket" he exclaimed.
Herewith the great master of trans
portation was completely fiabbergast.
ed.-N. Y. Sun.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Self-Oenial.

young man, why do you lead such
an idle life? Don't you know that
only work brings happiness?"
'Yes, sir. But I'm not SO selfish as
to think only of my own happiness.
I'm leading a life of self-sacrifce!"-
Cleveland Leader.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
He Does.

What looks more ridiculous than
peek-a-boo waist?"
We'll, man In white canvas shoes,
passionate socks and turned-up trou.
sers, smoking cigarette. crowds 1t
mighty close.'-Houston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Wife Talks Early.

Agent want to sell you an alarm
clock.
Married Man-No, thanks. There's
buzzing enough in my ears In the
morning without that!-Detroit Free
Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Dead Broke,

Mrs. Stubb-This paper says when
n man drinks 1t is always hard to
break him.
Mr.. Stubb-Nonsense! Drink will
break man quicker than anything In
tho world.-ChicaCo Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
1920.

First Airship Crank-Back from.
your trip to Mars, eh? Make any new
discoveries?
Second Airship Crank-No, except
that the Milky Way is two.thirds wa.
ter.-Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Not Afraid.

Guardian-lf you don't change your
way Of living. my boy, poverty will
overtake you.
Derelict-It can't catch up with me:
I'm going too fast.-Detroit Free
Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Self.DeniaI,

young man, why do you lead such
an idle life? Don't you know that
only work brings happiness?"
Yes, sir. But I'm not SO selfish as
to think only of my own happiness.
I'm leading life of self-sacrifice."-
Cleveland Leader
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
A Man of Deeds.

( Il know my rival has untold acres
of real estate while have nothing but
the words in which l tell my love;
but"
THAT will do, Mr.. Slimpurse; I in.
tend to marry a man Of deeds, not Of
words. Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Warm Times.

Stubb-I notice old Rounder don't
take any more Turkish baths since he
got married.
Penn-No. His wife keeps him in
hot water all the time now.-Chicago
Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
How True!

Teacher--How many kinds of poet.
ry are there?
Pupil-Three.
Teacher-What are they?
Pupil-Lyric, dramatic and epidem.
lc.-Cleveland Leader.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
His Reason.

Hes gentleman"
Nonsense! He's a snob."
HE always gives up his seat in a
car to a woman"
That's because sitting down bags
the knees Of his trousers. rs."-Cleveland
Leader.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
ShjpWrecked.

Morning came aud still they had
sighted no ship.
Il guess it is all up" said the skip
per, grimly. I'VE are on our last
legs"
Worse than that, captain"
chuckled the buffoon sea cook. I'VE
ere on our last bootlegs. gs."-Chicago
Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
The Gllded Ace.

"She Is now enjoying that rarest of
all times. life's gilded age"
"You don't mean to tell me that the
wonderful yellow Of her hair Is arti.
ficial!'-HOuston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Remembered.

did he remember you in his will?"
"Yes, dod CAST him! He remembered
to insert the statement OF what
owed the state."-Cleveland Leader,
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
centenarIans All Have.

"You ought to live to be a centen-
arian."
Impossible"
Nothing impossible"
That is, for me; l haven't used
whisky and tobacco ever since l was
boy."-Houston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Her Preroaatixe.

mo, will never be a public speak
er."
'It is easy enough"
Il wish you would tell me how"
You should practice making
speeches to your wife when you are
alone together"
You don't know my wife."-Hous.
ton Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
WifA Ialks EARLY.

Agent want to sell you an alarm
clock.
Married Man-No, thanks. There's
buzzing enough in my ears In the
morning without that!-Detroit Free
Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Rivals.

Rivals.
Gunner-Why. are those ships act
ing SO queerly out there in the bay?
Guyer-I don't know. They are sis
ter ships, though.
Gunner-Well, that accounts for
1t.
Guyer-Accounts for what?
Gunner-Why, l bet they are flirt-
ing with that big man-o-war over
there Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Generosity.

My husband is such a generous
man."
"Yes?"
"Yes. I gave him box Of cigars
for his birthday. and he only smoked
one. He gave the rest to his friends"
Cleveland Leader.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Truly Difficult.

This is hard position" said the
cars fortune teller; very hard"
whats the trouble?"
II can't make up my mind whether
I'm hired to be optimistic or reliable"
Washington Star.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Blind.

II didn't know he was such a mean
man"
You didn't! Gee! You couldn't
see bunch Of pink ribbon through
. peek.a-boo waist."-Houstou Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
She Knew II All the Time.

Know anything new?"
only that l am going to marry
that little Widow Shy"
THAT knowledge may be new to
you. but I'll bet 1t isn't to her,
Houston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Remuneration.

Knicker-How are your boys get.
ting on?
Bocker-One gets a five dollar
salary and the other ten-doHar wages.
IN. Y. Sun.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Unexpected.

my dear. l have disappointment
for you. You know the letter you
gave me to mail?"
What? You forgot it?"
mo. / mailed it.'-Detroit Free
Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Saw IL Rarnstormed.

did you ever see Uncle Toms
Cabin played?"
I've seen it; but never saw It
played" Sentinel.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
"And couldn't your"
Didn't Have To.

Dottie-Dicks an impudent thing,
isn't he?
Lottie-Oh. don't know.
Dottie-Didn't he try to kiss you?
Lottie-Not very hard.-Cleveland
Leader.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
No Use for Them.

Good friend" began the crippled
beggar. II have cork legs and"
No." growled the busy merchant.
don't need any to-day. Good-day."
philadelphia Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Economical.

Mother said she thought you were
extravagant. Tom, but l proved you
were not"
You darling! How did you do
that?"
Told her you were with me two
hours last night. and only kissed me
once."-Tit-Bits.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Blind.

II didn't know he was such mean
man."
you didn't! Gee! You couldn't
see u bunch OF pink ribbon through o
pcek.a.b boo waist."-Houston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
LOOKING Forward.

But what does he live on?'
He is living at the expense OF q
lawyer who expects to be employed
to break his rich uncle's will when
the uncle dies."-Houston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
He Does.

what looks more ridiculous than
a peek-a-boo waist?"
well, a man In white canvas shoes,
passionate socks and turned-up trous.
ers. smoking cigarette. crowds 1t
mighty se."-Houston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Had Got the Bill.

Had Got the Bill.
Don't you think my new gown is
becoming?"
Yes, and SO am l..
You becoming? What on earth
do you mean?"
Becoming Bankrupt" - Houston
Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
1.Ime,a HaalIno Power.

But she appeared to be heartbrok.
en- and said. she could never love
again."
Il know; but that was last week.
Houston Post. a., ser~
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11

Caller-Is your mother at home.
Johnny?
Johnny-Mother is Ill. very Ill. The
doctor says she has got an eternal
chill.-Scraps.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Remuneration.

Knicker-How are your boys getting
on?
Bocker-One gets flve.dollar sal.
ary and the other ten-dollar wages
N, Y. Sun.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Something Else.

"Do you ever eat veal?
mo, / guess not. used to think
I did. however. until these packing
house exposures. Post. !,
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Not Romantic.

Mother-You shouldn't have laughed
when Charlie was proposing.
Dora-I couldn't help. 1t. mother;
he was SO scared his teeth chartered.
Detroit Free Press.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11

Ella-If war were declared and l
were man I'd enlist.
! Stella-You couldn't. dear; there's
an age limit.-Rochester Democrat
and Chronicle.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Seems Like Il.

IAN eminent physician says people
should live 14O years.
We'll, guess my mother.ln.law 10 !.
going to."-Houston Post. 4,
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
Jealous.

Tess-Oh, yes, the very mention of
organized labor makes Miss Passay
vince.
Jess-The idea! Why should It?
Tess-She hates to think of all the
unions being formed throughout the
country and none for her.-Tit-Bits
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11

Janitor-Stop playing that from
bone; the man in the next room says
he can't read.
Dinkheimer-Ach, vot Ignorance
ness! l could read ven l vas fife
years oldt!-Cincinnati Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11

Edith-Is Lonelyvil.e q good place
to spend ones vacation?
Jack-Yes; II you go there you will
wish less that you had gone some
where else than any place know Of
Chicago Daily News.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11
For All He Was Worth.

"Yes." said the man who had failed
in business, Il was trying to get Into
politics."
"And couldn't your"
mo; politics got into me."-Hous.
ton Post.
Gilpin observer., 1906-10-11

Edie-Were you taken by surprise
when he proposed dear?
Ella-Goodness, yes! Why, / hadn't
even looked up his financial standing.