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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30
HE RECUPERADO MI SALUD.
ESCbe El Sr Flores DeSpues De aber TOmadO La Perna
La Peruna Es Ell Remedio Para
Los PadecimientoS CafarraIes
De La FamiIia.
81 Sc USa Una Vez, Sc Hace In.
dlSpenSabIemente Ell Remedio
De La FamiIa.

TNAN pronto como la Peruna es como
Il cida en- una poblaci6n, no solo
permanece, eino tambien Ia ven. :
aumenta con rapidez.
Esto Sc debe que la Peruna cura in.
mediatamente todo padecimiento eau
sado por enfermedades catarrales.
Una veg usada, Sc anuncia por ST sola.
Los droguistas saben por experiencia
que la Peruna es Ell remedio que con mas
facilidad Sc vende.
La familia que empicza q usar la
Peruna, continua usandola.
81 alguien estd delicado, 6 debD. le
fortalece y le da ell :-------------------
vigor perdido. 81 la LA PE.RU-NA
digestion es mala, la Ell Mejor
Peruna la corrije. T6nico
Puritics La sangre |
ayudando a la digestion.
Fortalece los nervios, aumentando Ia
nutrici6n.
Proporciona buen dormir, apaciguando
los nervios.
Muchos que han sido victimas del ca
tsrro cr6nico como ell Sr. Flores, de
MeJlco, han consultado doctores
tornado toda clase de medicina, final
mente han recurrido q la Peruna prom
tamente les ha curado.
Ell dnico anuncio que necesita la
Perunaes introducirla en- una problaci6n
. familia.
Padecimienfo Del Higad0 YLos
RinoneS
Sr' Evan Evans, 300 K. 5th street,
Topeka, Kans., dice:
"IIa padecido del h1gado los rifones
por espacio dc cuatro amos. Muchas
veces sufria intensos dolores en- ell lado
derecho y en- la espalda, y me sentla tan
latigoso que tenfa que acostarme en-
cualQuicr parte.
For mas que caste muchisimo dinero
tratando de recuperar mi salud, no
parecla mejorar, y no me animaba q
tomar la Peruna cuando Sc me re-
comend6. Su uso cause un gran cambio
en- todo mi sistema.
"Me euro el catarro del higado los
rihones, cXtraio ell veneno del sistema,
cre0 nueva sangre, y me puso bien
fuerte. Evan Evans.
Manalin, EILsxanfe Favorifo.
FL Manalin es ell mas moderno laxante,
agradable al paladar, suave en- su acci6n
y cura infaliblemente extrenimiento 8
constipaci6n. Es un catartico inmeiora-
bIe para adultos Y nihos. A cada frasco
aoompafa dircccioncs paro su uso.
ri su drogu7ta no tieno esta ncdi.
''Ha cscriha i Ia Poruna Drug Medicine
Co., Columbus, Ohio. E. U. de \.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30
UN CABALLO

A QUO sussribe, ls ha sido sus-
iraido de SD anCs Agricols, eitA en- ell
oArrio dc 2erchaIs de eata jurisdic.
eion, un cs ballo dc ~ pertenensiA de
las stfas siguieutei, saino amarillo,
CiItrAdc. con Gordon de mula en- 81
area, de ) lfios n a. menos de edsd
dc sells m 'dIa CGErtas dc AlaAda, lie
ne un lueerJ Ga Ia f.ents que le corre
ha'ia abaio, Ia pstA irAcera dsre hl
blanca del nudillo absjo
Sc gra.lfcGrG & ls.persara que 10
ontregue
San seblatla, Jnpin 28 de / sos,
80 PEDRO ESTRADA
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30
AICa(ia De UtuadQ

se admiIen Solicisudes para cuhrir
dos vacauts ds Sub. inapect rsa de-
ssnidsd y Bsnefsencis una para q
Ciudad, con 7CO dollars, Y otra para
JayuyA con 729 -Utuadc, JUNO q,
de 1905 F, d, Cdrdova, A'calde de
ut1ado' IL l
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30
COMUNICADO
Carolina, JUNO 70 de 1905
Sr Director de LA DEAOCRACIA;
San Juan, p, r,

LHu UaUi "
Muy seior mic: En el presupusatc
de este pueblo para ell AHo aacal vsni.
derc de 1900 1907 SO lie ssiguA 81 AL
calde un sueldo de CincusntA dollars
Es dc e1rAnsr tal rezoluci6n de hom'
bres tan iluairados com los que com
ponen el ConceiI Municipal do esta
poblacion, 10 euxl dsses que continds .
una adminirtracl6n tan blsna y hon
rAdA como Ia que haltA aQui hs ts.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30

Hs arrestAdo d don Ramon Rel.
chArd, Tsso zero Municipal, acusado
de hahsr dispusato de "a 900 dc lov-
fondoa que terll bAio su Gust odia, Se
tnatruye procsGo con 10 actividad QUE
sl caso requiere. -Tenisnte G usnil.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30
AvESO

Be Veude ! = tlands nj naro 2 cslle
Bsnehce ccsa p1~ Aulenl&raa duefio.
~ O. fo''ma lpf 1rmHrAp m d
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30
w DtSF:aslCO

Essa man 'na 30 rsclbi6 en- el Guar.
1sl genera de II poltcfA ell ziguiente
tslegtGma:
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30
Felix Medina

Artlsta pintor. Escen6grafo
y decorador dc salones.
SO ercsrgA De hacar s0da q aae de
arabal2A I'll el aiis, para Ia iriE el
exirauisro. Direcci6n San Francisco
n6msrc 81, Alto..
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1906-06-30

S-1s Presidents Junss E,eolar,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
BASE HITS.

1t looks az IL the st. Louis Browns
would have two first class catchers
this season IN Spencer, picked UP last
year, and Hickey, d newcomer.
The Wisconsin State Baseball assocl-
alton was recognized recently. The
cities included in the league are Eau
Claire, Chippewa Falls. Lacrosse. Free
port, ILL.,; Green Bay and Oshkosh.
Noodles Hahn continues TO call
forth praise from Manager Griffith Of
the New York Americans, Griffith says
Hahn was too long a member Of the
Cincinnati team and that the change
has done him good.
The Boston American giant. Harry
Murch. has about made up his mind to
give up baseball and 90 back to his
boat building, with chance to spend
the warm summer days In the shadows
along the shores OF Sebago lake.
Cal Mcyey. first baseman of the IA
nous Red Stockings OF Cincinnati in
1869, is now n resident OF Los Angeles,
Cal. and Is hale, hearty and prosper
Gus. McVey. although nearly sixty
years old. IL still interested in the ma
tional game.
II seems to be a settled fact that Tim
Flood has jumped the Seattle club TO
play with the outlaw Altoona (pal
club. Flood jumped the Brooklyn club
several Seasons ago to become d mem
her Or the Los Angeles team, which he
capitalized In 1904.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

They are now going about the task
Of redeening Friday As hangman's day,
the day Of bad luck and the day Of gem
eral depravity. a Judge has started the
movement BY placing the execution Of
condemned man ON a Tuesday instead
Of the usual Friday He declares that
Friday is as good az any other day
and he doesn't care to add any more
"opprobrium,' 50 he tacks the oppro
hr-ium on Tuesday. And Tuesday, not
being able to resist, receives the oppro-
brium. If the judges example is fol-
lowed by other judges we shall have
the unfortunate state Of affairs that
brides will refuse TO be married on a
Tuesday. superstitious people viii refuse
to start on journey on Tuesday, and
the whole general waywardness Of hui
man plans will be laid 20 Tuesday
which has had the "opprobriiim' of
Friday shifted to it. o, Tuesday, we
fear for your laurels now that a Judge
has sentenced YOU.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
FOR CLEANER STREETS.
Correspondent Asks Why Pieces Of Pa.
per Are Not Picked Up.

Mr. Editor. Barre Daily Times In
your editorial Of May 20th you state
that ~ horse was scared IN piece
of paper and ask the question: "Shall
we legislate on the paper
have no doubt many 81 our read
ers were pleased 10 see You take mp
the paper nuisance on onr streets and
if necessary would recommend legiSla
tion. But / would like to ask. ii there
is nothing covering such il nuisance in
our city ordinances, and ii so, why is
it not enforced | admit it would be
difficult to get at every violation Of that
ordinance, but I think ii one OF two
eases got the penalty Of the law it
would 80 a long way 70 put a stop
to IT,
II seems very small matter, piece
OF paper or two flying about our streets,
but il is very often the cause. Of lots
OF trouble, not only to the horse. but
the means Of considerable danger 10
the driver and occupants Of the vehicle;
also the people on the streets and in
many eases damaging other peoples
property.
Il is certainly something that should
be put 4 stop To, for our streets on d
windy day are not only dangerous, but
are very unsightIv. Yesterday | noticed
a property owner on Main street picking
up loose paper which had blown all
around hiS fence. On another street
passed through there was large piece
of paper right in the centre of the street,
with large stone placed to Keep ii
there, VI don't seem right that d few
Of our citizens should have the coIlec-
ton Of the waste paper al our city to
look aften Very often YOU will notice
that the back Of the Main street blocks
from Prospect street 10 Depot square
Is practically Uttered with waste paper
from packing cases and lots OF our back
yards are in the same condition.
would say if IL is necessary for
legislation 10 put i stop to such an
imsightly nuisance and a dangerous prac.
tice, BY all means let us egislatc. Yours
for cleanliness,
J. mitch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Dowieites repudiate Dowle, but
stick to Dowlesnn. Jacksonville Times
Union.
Autos are 70 be barred hereafter
from Hyde park. London does have
some sensible ideas occasionally, after
ali.--Atlanta Journal
BY getting several international dis.
putes referred TO The Hague we put
the breath OF life in a tribunal which
its European creators would have been
glad to see die.--St. LouIs Globe Demo.
Graf.
Two apostles OF the Mormon church
have been removed from their Offices
for practiclng polygamy, yet nobody
seems to have noticed unusual dis.
turbance in the vicinity OF Brigham
Young's grave.--Chicago Rccord-Her.
aid.
This session of congress should not
adjourn until II has amended the natu-
ralizatlon laws. Five years is none too
much for preparation for the duties OF
citizenship More important than mere
time is the acquisition OF positive quail.
tiles. -Pittsburg Gazette.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
This Space is Controlled BY Central
Labor Union or Barre and Vicinity
ATTENTION, UNION MEN, THEIR WIVES
AND DAUGHTERS !!

10 not be scub employers, but en-.
pIoy Union help BY purchasing goods
with the Union Label Oh them. You
will not only be helping others To secure
the fair conditions that yon now enjoy
but will also have the knowledge that
those goods have NOT been made By
convict labor nor under unfair condi-
tions TO the workers
When buying brooms see that they
bear the Union Label. You win find
IL under the wire ON the handle.
The following merchants ran supply
You with Union-made brooms: Sowder
8 Lyon, Park a stephens, II. J. Smith
Smith & Cummings, r b. Ladd Co., w
II. Conner q Son, Merchant Il Fraser
Reynolds 4 Son and G. y. Kenyon &
Co.'S Cash Bargain Store.
Look for the Union Label.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

Woman Is at her worst. she has con-
trived to escape from the net OF con-
ventionalities Ia which man had In.
slosed her. Anarchy reigns In thou
sands Of homes. Woman IN England
Is no longer on the side Of the angels
London Tatier.
The expression OF the British woman
Of the day Is altogether different from
that OF her predecessors. The British
woman Of thirty years ago had gener-
ally most gentle, kind expression,
while there IL a cold cash on delivery
look in the eyes Of most Of our women
today.-London Truth.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

The early revival Of the association
game 81 football III this city promises
some splendid exhibitions In this manly
and strenuous sport the present season.
The Scotcaman Is never more at at
home IN sports than when kicking q
football or, ii may be, swatting . golf
hall. Barre has many Scotclimen and
in years past has supported fast
football team; 50 fast, in fact, that there
we're few equal competitors within rea,
sonable travelling distance. 10 meet the
difficulty, tho players Of the city were
divided into several teams and as good
sport Was afforded az when visiting
teams came here. There arc three teams
in town today, made mp Of strong I'M
dividual players and capable Of giving
fine exhibitions. Association football
can never hope to compete with baseball
but 4 great deal Of enjoyment can be
gained from it.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
EAST DRIVING on CRY STREETS.

Much complaint has been entered to
the city authorities this spring because
o. the abuse Of roads through fast dris
ing. There are several streets which
would make excellent speedways and
some people are 80 mthinking as to
nse them for that purpose, forgetting
that roads were made for az and that
the safety OF all must be guarded This
abuse is laid principally TO the drivers
Of horses, but the drivers Of automo-
bilcs also need to be warned that the
fast speeding Is dangerous. II is per.
haps peculiar thet almost the entire
complaint is against the fast horse,
instead OF the automobile; which is a
reversal of the usual order. But while
the authorities are warning against fast
driving Of horses they should, to be
impartial, add that the fast driving Of
motor cars on the same streets will not
be tolerated.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
NIAGARA.

Owing TO perycrse habit which wa.
ter has OF seeking Its own level, II Is
going to be extremely hard to save
Niagara falls IL all the saving has tc
be done on the American sidc.--wash
ington Post.
The assault on Niagara falls has
been followed by the discovery that
Castle rock. one of the scenic attrac
tions OF the Columbia river. is need
ed for building purposes At the pres
ent rate commerciallsm will Absorb
the entire landscape before many
years have gone by.-Providence Trib
une.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
MAKERS OF BOOKS.

SO many "leadlngy authors IN this
country, we wonder how anybody Is
left TO follow EN-. Atlanta Constltu
ton.
An English author maintains that ht
does most of his writing IN his sleep
This IL the first instance Of rs kline
OF which we have heard. though W.
know of several English aiitliors wlic
invariably put their readers to sleep. =
Lewiston Journal
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
An Anectionate sister.

only one piece of cake. said mamma,
When two were begged by VIII.
III is rich with ralsins and spice,
And fear il will make you III"
IN eat 1t for Willie, dear
Spoke up Corinne the ELF,
Il don't want my darling brother sick
I'D rather be sick myself
New York Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

In the fourteenth and fifteenth CEN
turtles, even when France and Eng
land were at war, fishermen Of the
Two nations remained at peace aud
without luminosity bought from and
sold to each other aud exchanged their
fish just as in times of profoundest
peace
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
His Little scheme.

PykerI wonder why Jimpson al
ways whistles at his work.
Hyker--I suppose he doesn't care to
have any one around when he is busy.
Detroit Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
The wise Pen.

In 1903 an English gentleman named
Wise invented steel pen. He adhered
to the quill shape rendered familiar 10
England by long use, His pen had a
long barrel and was provided with a
bone case that the pen might be car
ried in the pocket without injury.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
JINGLES AND JESTS.


"Mrs. Naybor tells me, said Mrs.
Subbubs, that that new woman who
moved ia next door to her Is very cold
and uppisli and
"Ah,n said Mr. Snbbnbs. "that simply
means that she doesn't gossip. Puck.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
Come. Natural 70 HIN.

Sinkers-Did you ever notice Reel-
toms hook nose and fishlike eyes?
Corker- Yes 1t isn't any wonder
that he tells such fishy stories. -Chlca
20 News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

An extraordinarily large number OF
dwarfs live III the district Of Rlwas,
IN the eastern ryrcnccs Tradition has
1t that they are the descendants Of a
race which inhabited the mountain re-
glons in prehistoric times
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

This royal alliance In Spain may
safely be considered one Of policy In
spite III Tile dispatches of the past few
weeks of THE growing cnamorment Of
the contracting parties.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
neaned.

Professor Suppose an irresistible
iorce should meet an immovable body.
Rhat would be the result?
Student--A merger.--Judge.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
Ar the Months Roll NJ.

The bride in her morning gown
AZ breakfast looks quite dappcr.
But a year later she comes down
Arraycd in an old wrapper
Detroit Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

"Say, pa?r
swell, what Is itf1
''Can a neaFsghted man have far
away look IN his eyesp Woman's
Home Companion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
simply Awful.

Grace-It's awful. isn't II, the way
the price of necessities has gone up?
Helen-T erriblel Why, husbands are
twice as much as they were.--New
York Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

In medieval times not only were
living prisoners ransomed by their
friends. but a ransom was demanded
even for the bodies OF those slain In
action.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

"Your children ARE growing fast
Eyes. I've had TO raise the bolt on
the pantry door twice during the pnst
year" Llppincotts Magazine
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
There and Back.

Upon the road that leads unto success
Some men go slowly and their bridges
burn,
While others choose to take the fast ex-
press.
But buy a round trip ticket to return.
--Judge
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

I'm panied by every mistake,
And yet don't repIne.
For those that other people make
Are always worse than mine.
Washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
Tun pnnna.

Upper Ten Chlld-My papa is abroad.
Is yoursf
Lower Ten Child. Yep. Mine is at
large ag'In.-New York Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

There was a young heiress named Dot
Who merry Yankee would not.
SO lord with an eye
To dotl she did buy.
And the Lord only knows what she's got
-I.ippincotts Magazine.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
Anafher...

Her teeth and hair. her rivals swear.
Are false. might have known
Her heart must be as false. for she
Admits It's not her own.
Brooklyn Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

Singleton The only relations have
are distant.
Weddcrly Hull You're In luck. An
mine are near enough to visit me.-chi-
cago News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
Fassidious.

A gentleman OF Bucharest
In the states prison once took rest.
He said, II don't care
For the plainness of fare.
But truly | can't brook arrest"
Puck.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

A little nonsense now and then
Drips from the ablest sort of pen.
The writer may not think it is.
But all opinion is not his.
Bohemian.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

Last summer factory girl in Ben
ifington, and now 4 widow with $780,
600.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

The eyes Of newly born infants are
always blue, They do not begin to as.
sumo their permanent color until The
sixth or eighth week after birth.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
IN THE GARDEN

Set out the Prizetakers into the open
ground as fast as the plants are OF
proper size Sow seed OF other on
ions ii you want them and Of picking
onions aud sets in well prepared soil
having rows 4 foot apart. Keep ahead
Of the weeds by the free use OF the
wheel hoe.
The Way With Lettuce.
Sow lettuce seed In open ground.
The soil cannot be too rich for IT. Thin
the plants early to stand about four
inches apart When the plants have
begun 10 form little heads you may
then take up and use for the table
every other plant, leaving the others to
come to fun growth
Horseradish.
Plant horseradish sets between the
rows Of early cabbages or have sepa-
rate row off one side in the garden.
where 1t can be given regular attcn-
ton with the cultiyator aud hoe.
For Greens.
Sow dandelion seed in open ground
as you would SOW carrot seed. perhaps
not cutie as thickIy, and be sure to thin
plants to stand few inches apart.
Growing strawberries.
A plan that has worked well when
summers are hot and dry and the sun
scorching is described by Kansas
gardener as follows: Plant strawber-
ries In spring, rows four feet apart
plants two feet apart In the row. Cul-
tisate well until June 10, training the
runners In the row; then put between
the rows plenty OF coarse stable ma
nurc, but without covering the plants
A little careful placing and trsmping
will be necessary In order 10 get the
ground wen covered close to the plants.
| never thought one could mulch too
heavily and have been liberal with IT.
Mulch settles and rots quite fast, and
plants win root through a good depth
OF It. II the season should be dry no
more attention will be required until
fall when runners should be clipped
and weeds kept down. In practieing
this plan for eight years | have not
failed once to get a splendid crop.
Cabbage Planting.
Let the cabbage plants that were
wintered over in cold frame or grown
in an early hotbed or greenhouse go in
open ground just as soon as the latter
can be made ready to receive them.
The ground should be very rich and
kept well cultivated right along. Try
a tablespoonful of sitrate OF soda to
the plant, scattering it wen around.
Push the Eggplant.
Transplant the eggplant seedlings
into good sized plant boxes and try to
get them OF good size by the time they
go into the open ground. They like a
rather warm temperature at all times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

Such an inanspicious opening Of the
beautiful month.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01

A miss was as good as a mile 10 Al
fonso's case yesterday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1906-06-01
Cabbage Planting.


Transplant the eggplant seedlings
into good sized plant boxes and try to
get them OF good size by the time they
go into the open ground They like a
rather warm temperature at all times.
The Washington times., 1906-01-16
WOES OF THE TRAVELLING MAN.

Where are you going from here?
How tired 1 get of that phrase!
Out of the year IL greets my ear
Three hundred and siNty-hve days.
As I leave home after q rest,
The conductor on the train
Takes a grip on my mileage strip
And fires II at me again;
The hotel man gets sociable
As pay for his bigh-priced cheer,
And drop my bill in his yawning TIL
With Where are you going from
here?'
The barber stands with tip in his
hands,
And as [ disappear,
Come IN again" he yells. and then.
say, where are you going from hereP
The friends I meet upon tho street
Keep dinging Il into my ear.
Their only song the whole day long
Is, Say. where are you going from
here?"
TIL 1T last I dreamed. and TO me #
Thai nv time had come TO die,
And with the angels high I took my
flight
To The peeriy gates on high.
St. Peter stood in a thoughtful m.rd
AT che foot Of the golden STAIR
But raised his eyes as we drew nigh.
And ASKED with a doubtful air!
You papers. please. what ais your
knees ?"
Then grinning from ear to ear.
oh. you are one OF those travelling
We'll. Where are you goias from hers7'
The Washington times., 1906-01-16
DRINK BY PRESCRIPTION.

Prince Louis of Battenberg, in the
course OF an interview about the New
York policemen accused OF drinking
aboard the Drake. said with a smile:
Il blame those unknown men no more
than / blame a certain teetOtaler OF
Dundee.
a Dundee physician. because the tee
tOtaleT had red nose, suspected the
sincerity of the mans professions.
SO he invited him to dine at a res
taurant one night, and ordered cham
payne with the dinner.
THE teetotaler did not hesitate.a at all
over the champagne. He drank a half
dozen glasses and grew gay and bolster
Gus.
''Then the doctor, feeling that he had
him. said gruffiy.
'Weel, John. hoo does all this square
wi Yer teetotal pretensions2'
THE prohibitionist (as YOU would call
him heTel laughed and answered.
Tho I'm stanch teetot'ler, I'm no
sic a fule as to refuse what the doctor
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