The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1906-06-30
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JAMES BARTON ADAMS

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= JAMES BARTON ADAMS
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Ex-senator Burton IS perhaps nurs-
ing the consoiinS thought that therf
are as bal fish IN the senatorial pool as
~ere ever caught,
Two strikes have been called on Mr.
BRYAN in the presidential & me but he
may swat the next ball pitched and
score home run with time 10 spare.
Is said to be fu.l OF FISH. If the name
means anything they must taste like a
Chicago pack ing house smells.
As far as W. nave been able to See,
there is nothing really imnodset III the
opeawork shir,waist.
Doxie declares that after he has been
en,onlbrd he will rise from the deaf.
The threat is no doubt an idle one, bat
it may Cause his entombers to See that he
is effe-,ua!ly wei GIFTED down.
Many a charming lutte maiden
VIII full many a cross is laden
That she finds it quite ptiuful task 10 beaF:
She may have her little trials
Have her hopes meet with denisls
See her skies at times mussed mp with esou j.
of care
Bat. iudee,, her other troubles
seem as airy floating bubbles
As compared to one tha, binds her 10 the rack
That eonfpuudedy annoying
Pesky peace OF mind destroying
Waisi enN eloper that buttons up the back.
The fad Of kneeling on cushions made
of love letters is becoming quite popular
at fashionable weddings in the Eas;, the
same letters that might have BEEN read
before gaping, gr,nniug crowds in court
If the fellow who wrote them SHE'D away
from the altar.
A Kansas man published the declar
ton that the water below dam was
softer than that above il, and after ever
scientist III the 5, -,e had taken a fall ont
Of him explained that the fall over the
dam broke the water.
Some Of the ne"spa! eis perhaps inad
vertantly, continue to refer to him as the
Honorable" Mr.. Burton Of Kansas.
A litue boy on the ship on which John
d. Rockefeller sailed ior Europe handed
the oil uagnate a penny and III ougi
foree Of habit John pat it in his pocket
Returl ing home from her farewell
American tour Sarah BernhaTdt took
$3.50, 900 of our good YANKEE cash ~ilh
her, and now Ellen Terry proposes to
come over aud farewell another bundle
ou- OF us.
fhe June DTlf esropu j. WITH G- once aEaiu,
charming fellow dressed in nsattst black;
He may. perehance be just litti. vain.
But OF attract veness he knows no lark.
As stands he Hsais nj il mauho d. dawn
~ every guest he's critically eyed.
NAile scarce n CARELESS glance is cas-! upon.
The tima btshing ma den by ms sl>ie.
The Bryan Democrats appear to be
mapping cut quite exciting sequel to
The Firs, Battle.
when is canned chicken not canned
chicken" A can Of po.ted near ham
fot the first correct answer
Texas paper has long article on:
How Babies Are Fed Haven't time
10 read it, hut infer taat it is intended TO
drew contrast between present mSth-
u,ls and how babies use to be fed
His picture explains i. Chancellor
Day, Who is Offending the mea, trust,
wears side whiskers. Mutton chops,
V you know.
II Mr.. Cleveland doesn't hurry up and
get into the Bryan band wagon there |
may be no room for him and he will be |
com mpelled to "tag on behind"
Public Notice
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