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too warm even for the Ice Trust
Philadelphia North American.
| At any rate, Mr.. T'haw will not have
any worries about the place in which
to spend the summer.-Philadelph
Ledger.
John d. says Americans spend too
much. He could help them out by re.
ducing the price of oil.-New York
American.
Market report says that turkeys will
be plentiful and of fine quality" which
is surely matter for thanksgiving.-New
York Herald.
An Indiana locksmith shot the girl
that Tilted him, so there is one at least
tEat love shouldn't have laughed at
New York Herald
The assessor who fixed the value Of
Bryan's bees at So, referred only to
those on his farm. - Philadelphia
North American.
Nephritis is the latest penalty for
the automobile scorcher. Nature, it ap-
pears, has certain speed laws also
New York Tribune.
For a time the lawyers will attend
to the expenditure of Mr.. Thaw's an
nual $4,000. And then some more
Philadelphia Ledger.
Even if Pennsylvania employees can
not keep their stock, they retained it
long enough so that it will keep them.
Philadelphia Ledger
Speaking of courts, the Court of Pub
licity now seems likely to acquit White
and find Thaw guilty of an unprovoked
lct.-Philadelphia Inquirer
By the time the Thaw- White case is
washed out, the citizens Of Gotham will
think a new packing house has been
started up the creek.-Washingto Post.
The man who rocks the boat would
show some consideration if he didn't
take so many others with him when he
goes to the bottom. - Philadelphia
Press.
The utility of canals is a common
theme now, but the whole truth can
not be learned until there shall be COM
munication with Mars-Philadelph
Ledger.
Would it not be we'll if the Pitts
burg multi-millionaires and their fami-
lies would only give the scandal-mon-
gering public a few days rest2-Phila-
delphia Record.
The President having congratulated
the Kaiser on becoming grandpop, the
William won't rest easy until be re-
turns the complimens-Philade
North American.
Harry ThSw's friends are doing a
lot of talking about ''the unwritten
law" but, unfortunately for him, he
will not be tried under that kind
Washington Post
Returning the coal7stock graft will
not lessen the wrong done by the rail-
road officials who guaranteed discrim-
ination against independents. - New
York Commercial.
We are Informed that every bad man
in Pittsburg eisn't a millionaire and
every Pittsburg millionaire isn't bad,
which is a fact we'll worth believing
Press.
1t has been decided that a young
man can marry on so a week, but
Chicago authority says it is hard to
find girls there who are earning that
New York Commercial.
Constant Reader.-Oh, yes; the Kai-
sers grandson has both a father and
Dother, although you might not think
so from the European Dispatches
Philadelphia North American.
The fact that the crown of King
Haakon of Norway was too big for him
shows that, unlike many others, his
head has not been swollen by his ele-
Record
Ten japanese are here to study our
railway methods, and two or three
years from now the Hochi Shinbun will
print: Extra! President Kasoki's |
Coal Graft !'-New York Herald.
''Wanted-A respectable boy for beef |
sausages,' reads an advertisement in |
the London Mail. Even Chicago was |
never that frank about tie contents |
If its sausages.-Washing Post.
If the Douma succeeds, like the En-
glish House of Commons, in getting
hold of the pursestrings, it will prob
ably find the Car ready to listen to
is suggestions.-New York Tribune
Secretary Wilson says the Govern
nent will not put its seal upon any of |
asst years birds nests. But how about
he cold-storage spring chicken of the
7intage, of 1904?-New York Tribune.
The President is going to Panama to
zee that they make the dirt fly down
here. Should take some Of our poll
icians with him. They are adopts in
hat line of business.-NeW York Her
Id
There is a shortage of small bills
n the United States Treasury. Per-
laps this will help 10 explain to great
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