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Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Something Wrong.

You haven't got the toothache,
said the mental curist. you only
think you have"
"Oh, you think l only think I have,
do you?" howled the sufferer. well,
while I'm at it, | think you have an
other think coming, See?"-Chicago
Daily News.
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At the Concert.

Mrs. Nonote twho is an enthusiast)
Just think, Beethoven, who wrote
this music, was perfectly deaf and
couldn't hear his own compositions!
Mr.. Nonote (who is a Philistine)-I
see where he was dead in luck.-Cleve-
land Leader.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Disappointing.

Women wear nearsilk for dresses,
Men now wear nearspats for spats
Lovers deal in nearcaresses,
Women wear nearplumcs on hats;
Nearcut glass is sold for cut glass,
NearbOoze goes as booze, you wis;
And last night when courting Dolly
got nearkissed for kiss.
Houston Post.
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WILL CURE CONSUMPTION

A. A. IIerren, Finch, Ark, writes;
"Foley'S Honey and Tar is the best
preparation for coughs, colds, lung
trouble. | know that it has cured
consumption IN the first stages" "
You never heard of any one using
Foley's Honey and Tar and not be-.
ing satisfied. W. G. Snow.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
One Execution.

AL the world loves a lover" re-
marked the young man who was max
ing his first call.
You haven't met my father yet,
have YOU" asked the young lady
Cassells journal.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Tho First Catalogue.

Adam has Just gotten the job Of
naming the animals.
Lucky they aren't cigars" he cried
for there is nobody to name them
after!"
Herewith he started his task.-N. Y.
Sun.
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Involved.

Miss LACEY don't feel comfortable
in this waist at all.
Miss Ascum-Why not?
Miss Lacey-It makes me feel up-
comfortable because it feels too COLI
Portable TO be a good fit.-Philadelphia
Press.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
,Snelled Funny.

Gunner-What are you talking
about man? Why, this cigar is so ex-
pensiye it comes in a celluloid case
Guyer-Hm m! Is that the celluloid
case you are smoking, or the cigar?-
Tit-Bits.
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Not Discourse ged.

"a great many people are wonder
ing where you got your money"
YES" answered Mr.. Dustin Stax;
"but there is still enough interest in
what am going to do with it to make
existence comparatively comfortable" "
Washington Star.
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Her Confss sion.

Maude--I felt like | ought to cry
when Jack told me he was going away
FOR month.
Clara--Well, why didn't you?
Maude-Because | don't have my
waterproof complexion on.-Chicago
Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
During Devotions.

Stella-How do you know she is old.
fashioned?
Bella-She occupies the sermon In
planning a gown instead of an auto
N. Y. Sun.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Counted Out.

Truth crushed to earth will rise
again" said The earnest citizen.
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum
THE only trouble is that it sometimes
doesn't set to its feet until after the
referee has counted ten."-Washing-
ton Star.
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CURED HEMORRHAGES OF THE
LUNGS.

LUNGS.
"Several years since my lungs
were so badly affected that | had
many hemorrhsges," i" writes AZ NJ.
AXE, of Wood Ind. 81 took treat
mcnt with several physicians without
any benefit. | then started to take
FoIey's Honey and Tar, and my
Lungs are now as sound aa a bullet
[ recommend 1t in advanced stages
of lung tronbIe." FoIry's Honey
and Tar stops the cough and heals
the mngS, aud prevent : serIoH
suits from a cold. Rcfu,e sub.titL.
tes. W. &. Soy.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13

The man who abuses his stom-
ach is the man who abuses mod
ern cooking.
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Practical.

Fox-"All things come to him who
waits"
Cox-Yes; but If you tip the waiter
they're likely to come socner-Cleve-
land Leader.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Good Kind, Too.

Bill--What is absent treatment?
Jill-Why it's the hazing a fellow
gets who takes lessons in IA correspond
ence school,-Yonkers Statesman.
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EVerV Time.

Whichever way it's blowing,
Or whether cold or hot,
You'll find the little grip germ
Is right there on the spot.
Houston Post.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Eighteen HSles.

First Microhe-Having a good timer
Second Microb-Yes; found per-
roctly splendid golf course IN Swiss
oheeoe.-N. y. Sun.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Appropriate,

I'm going to have my poems uni
formly bound. Can you suggest some
thing appropriated"
why, yes - fatigue Uniform
Cleveland Leader.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Two Objects.

Stsila-Did she 90 abroad to cult
vate her voice?
Bella-Yes, and her father went TO
Sultiyate his silence.--N Y Sun.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
a Einancier

HE says he is on fire with love for
me-"
Then get him to take out some fire
insurance in your favor. Houston
Post.
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His Prescription,

"Yes, your honor" explained the
lady, Il am troubled with kleptoma-
mia; | wish to know what to take for
it,"
Take sixty days." advised his hon
or.-HouStOn Post.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Wouldn't Call,

mo, | don't care to call on her, she
gossips So"
but she doesn't tell anything that
isn't true"
81 know It; that's what makes her
SO tiresome. Houston Post.
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Very Recently,

Mr.. Wade Parker-My dear, this sill
YER looks as if it hadn't been cleaned
recently.
Mrs. Wade Parker-But it has been
only two girls ago.-Cleyeland Lead
er
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MAY LIVE 100 YEARS.

The chances for living a full CEN
tury are excellent IT. the case of Mrs,
Jennie Duncan, Of liaynesvllle, Ne,
now % years old. She writes;
"Electrlc BItters Cured me of Chro-
nc Dyspepsia of 20 years standing,
and made me feel as well and strong
as 4 young girl" Electric Btt"rS
cure Stomach aud LIVER diseases,
Blood disorders, Genera! Debility
and bodily weaknesses. Sold OF a
guarantee at SHOWS drng stole.
Price only SOC.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
A Free Prescription,

Doctor, l have dreadful cold in my
head; what would you advise me to
do?"
BLOW your nose, madam; blow your
nose. ."-Houston Post.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
DOMESTIC NOTES.

Mr.. POlar-Dearest, I've brought
gentleman home for dinner.-Chicago
Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13

THE wages of sin Is death, %
and there Is no use trying to have
them reduced.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13

Guyer-Yes, the major used to have
a fiat over a sausage factory.-Chicago
Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Cause and Effect.

Little drops Of water
Mixed up with the milk;
The milkman's daughter
Gowned IN wltered silk.
Chicago Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13

The Man-Aw-what is your cos
tune, pray?
The Maid-The sea.
The Man-H'm, OF course-low tide.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Tale of Valor.

Gunner understand that the ma
jor says ten horses were killed under
him?
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13

Childish hindrances are often a
parents best help.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13

The man who goes out looking
for trouble usually meets it half
way.
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7. J. DAVIDSON, Mp.
-AND-"
A'l| { Estate +: Agent,
EENlNG SHADE, ARKANSAS.

IGREEMENTS OF LEASE, ACKNOWLEDGE
A mcnts, anldayits TO accounts, Dispositions and
- renewal OF mortgages taken. Abstracts oi
title furnished Bills Of sale, bonds for linz
deeus OF trust-personally and rcalty--,lecds
quite aim, husbands, unmarried persons, wiies
land, warranty with rclInquishmcnt OF dtwcr,
amor contracts, mortgoges-rcal estate, chatt
and erep-und powers OF attorney, written ma
scsnoedged on reasonable terms.
Applications Ter hoWr'lvHl' and prp-omptions
lno donations prepared aud Usru.s urYtprrG
Applications for redemption OF lands nom
site ana petitions to 'eUInd taxes erroneousiy
Qs.dt
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OEEICIRL

Congressional.
Member of Congress 2nd District
5. BRUNDIDGE JR.
Senatorial.
Member State Senate, Second
District.-J. Z. MCCALL.
Judicial.
Judoe of the 10Th Judicial Cir
cut J. W. MEEKS.
Pros. Atty.-T. |. HERRN.
County.
Representatives,. B ANDREWS
County judge. w. SMITH.
Clerl-C. D. RITCHIE.
Sheriff-G. H. MATTHEW.
Treasurcr-E. L. DICKERsON.
Assessor W. T. HORN.
Surveyor-G. N. SIMPSON.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13

Some men imagine that their
surliness is sedateness.
Sharp County record., 1906-07-13
Directory.
RELIGIOUS

Preaching at the Methodl8I
church third and fourth Sunday
in each month by Rev. W. .
Southworth, pastor
Sunday School every sunday
morning at 10 O'Clock. o. Z.
Shaver, superintendent
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my sat thinking when he suddenly
recalled conversation he had had
with kind old gentleman while shin
ing his al oes. Tommy had asked him
all little girls and boys, even the poor
ones VINO had NO fathers or mothers,
and he answered that Santa Claus
went 10 the homes OF all good boys
aud girls. He said that ne had IA
little boy his size, and girl two years
Younger, who always said their pray
crs before going to bed, and that
Santa Claus never forgot them. Tom
my decided to try it, He took his
little stocking and hung it 10y the fire
place; he then knott down beside his
bed and prayed Ina few minutes ne
vas sound asleep, dreaming of Santa
Claus. In the middle OF the night, he
was awakened 10y a torriole noise IN
Inc chimney. lie was very frightened
but thiuking il was Santa Clause, he
sat up IN his bed and listened, All
became very quiet, and Tommy think
Ing that he must have boon dreaming
tcu fast asleep again He woEe early
tue next morning aud on looking
around the room, what do YOU { ink
no saw? His stocking was titled way
to the top, ana besides, there was Il
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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 90, 1906.
Nelson Dewey Items.

Fonrth grade,-Miss McKanna and
Lindegren teachers.
Christmas Song-School
Jest Fore Xmas. ..... Bernard Mertes
Mother Goose's Stocking. .........
Observation-Disclosures. Verna Ellsworth
Xmas Twice a Year. .'''.''''
.............E Emma Christofferson
NY Favorite Tree. '.......''''
Three boys from room ID
Recitation. ...............'.' Earl mn
A Christmas Precaution.... ........
.........,... Curtis Remfrey
What Santa Claus Thinks ....t......
observation-disclosures. Gerald Lester
A Xmas Eve Thot Eliza beth Peterson
How we got Xmas Trees....... SO.
,...--.... ......,.,... Arthur Johnson
How He Does It..,,.. Chester Nelson
The Little Pine Trees Reward ......
......Olga Williams and Jessie Mills
Shine out O, Blessed Star-School
Exercise ...... Six Boys Room II
A Visit From St Nicholas. ...........
......... ...........,......S Susie GUIDE
Outside ..,.....,.,.,.... ...''.
Ethel Webster and Eleanor Armitage
The Bad Little Boys. Florence l'arr
Preparing For Xmas Lloyd Erickson
When The Christ Child Came. .......
Gerald and Macy Bird
Johnie's Letter.. Arthur Erickson
Recitation. ...............J Joseph Dun
Recitation, ............., DIN Nelson
Night After Xmas. ...... Norma Hall
Silent Night-School.
Six A and 3 grads-Mrs Langley
teacher
Ssng-School
Recitation. William Compeau
Recitation. ........ Marguriete Crosby
Recitation. ....,....... Louis Newton
Recitation. ....,...... Anna Beck'anu
Song--Four Boys
Recitation. ........W William Emerson
Recitation. Mabel Merritt
Recitation. JOIN Benson
Recitation, .......,. Ni9la Dnmanson
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battered, by one Of his switchmen and
was Immediately taken to st. Mary,s
hospital, whore he died at 1 O'Clock
Thursday morning. He was married
man his family at present being on
his claim Mt Amnicon. Mrs Chase
arrived in the city Thursday morning
but not in time to see her husband
alive. The funeral will be held this
afternoon from the LeSage undertake
lug parlors, the Maccabees having
charge of the arrangements. And
the body taken to Montoicelio Mimi,
for burial The family have lived in
the East End for some time and heart
felt sympathy is extended the widow
and family by their friends.
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Contest Notice.


Dec % Jan 10 Receive
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Contest Notice.
Department Of the Interior.
United States Land Office.
Wausau. Wisconsin

Wausau, Wisconsin.
November 2ith 1906.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been filed
in this Office by Anton Mykleby, contestant,
against homestead entry No. 54Ol made June 9Th
1902, for NEl4 Section d, Township q ~ Range
II W. By Charles Pearson. Cuntestee. in which
it is alleged that said Charles Pearson never re-
sided on said tract of land. cultivated or inn
proved the same to crops at any time since date
of fling to the present time and that same has
been abandoned for over three years and re-
mains irfits wild and unoccupied state at this
time that said alleged absence from the said land
was not due to his employment in the Army, Ma
w or Marine Corps of the United States in any
capacity in time Of war said parties are hereby
notified 70 appear, respond and offer evidence
touching said allegation at 10 o'clock a. m. on
January 2gth 1907 before the clerk Of the circuit
Court of Douglas County. Wis, at his Office in
Superior Wisconsin, land that final hearing will
be held at 10 O'Clock a. m. on February Ath 1907
before the Register and Receiver at the United
States Land Office in Wausau, Wis
The said contestant having in proper affidav-
it. filed December g, 1906 set forth facts which
show that after due diligence personal service of
this notice can not be made it is merely ordered
and directed that such notice be given by due and
proper publication.
JOHN w, MILLER,
Register.
II. G. McCROSSEN,
Dec 29-Jan. 10 Receiver.
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Contest Notice.
Department Of the Interior.
United States Land Office.

Wausau, Wisconsin,
November Gath, 1906.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been filed
in this Office by John Johnson. contestant against
homestead entry No. $3.50 made June 2nd, 1902
for the SWl4 Section %. Township 43 N, Range
Is W. by Bernard Pearson, contestee in which it
is alleged that said Bernard Pearson never re-
sided upon the land, cultivated or improved the
same to crops at any time since date of filing. and
that said tract has been abandoned for over 8
years and same still remains in its wild and ua
cultivated state, and that said alleged absence
from the said land was not due to his employ
ment in the Army, Navy or Marine Corps of the
United States in any capacity in time of war.
said parties are hereby notified to appear re
spond and offer evidence touching said allegation
at 10 o'clock a. m on January 29th. 1891 before
the clerk Of the Circuit Court Of Douglas county.
Wisconsin, at his office in Superior Wisconsin,
land that final hearing will be held at 10 o'clock
a. m. on February 9Th 1907. before) the Register
and Receiver at the United States Land Office in
Wausau. Wisconsin.
The said contestant having. in proper af-
dayit, filed December &c, 1906 set forth facts
which show that after due diligence personal
service of this notice can not be made it is here
by ordered and directed that such notice is given
by due and proper publication.
JOHN W. MILLER
Register
H. G. McCROSSEN
Dec % Jan 10 Receiver
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H. G. McCROSSEN,
Dec 29-Jan. 10 Receiver.
The Washington times., 1906-03-11
BURNS WIFE IN TEARS
At JOHN IN UNIFORM
Livery of Cabinet Member Exceedingly
Distasteful to Whole Family of
English Labor Leader.

LONDON. March f0-There was
scene of excitement in the humble home
of John Burns. the labor president of
the local government board and member
of the cabinet. when his gorgeous state
uniform arrived from the tailor.
Mrs. Burns was in tears. as she had
never seen her husband in anything but
a blue suit. and John was as disturbed
as his wife. He had entreated the King
to be allowed to wear the old blue suit
on all occasions. but his majesty would
not hear Of Il.
A. Lady Campbell -Bannerman's recep-
tion Mr.. Burns looked as well as ans
one and was very good humored when
chaffed by his friends about his feath-
cred cooked hat and gold trappings. Mr..
Burns is. though short. a finely built
man and his uniform fitted him to per-
fection.
The thing that really worried and hurt
him physically was the high and stiff
gold braided collar He has never worn
anything but a low Shakespeare collar
In his life. and as soon as he left the re-
ception he tore the offending collar open
and walked to his home in Battersea-
The Washington times., 1906-03-11

induced to accept such stupefying and
souI-destroying conditions of labor as
those i'm which people now work
Division Of labor is undoubtedly very
profitable and natural to people, but If
people are free, division of labor is only
possible up 10 a certain very limited ex-
tent, which has been far overstepped by
our society.
RodbeTtus says that communal divis-
ion of labor unites mankind. That IS
true. but IL is only free division, such
as people voluntarily adopt, that unites.
To suppose that with communicated
means Of production there would be
such an abundance of things as IS row
produced by compulsory division of
labor IS like supposing that after the
emancipation of the serfs the domestic
orCAestras and theaters and the home
made carpets and laces and the elabor-
ate gardens which depended on serf
labor would continue to exist as before
The supposition that when the social
ist ideal is realized every one win be
free and will at the same time have at
his disposal everything, or almost every
thing, that is now made use of by the
well-to-do classes involves an obvious
self-cCntradiction.
The Washington times., 1906-03-11
COUNTESS is ROBBED
BY BOGUS BARONESS
Rents and Occupies Her Flat and SlyIy
Appropriates Rich Jewels
and FuTs.

PARIS. March ia countess. living
in the Boulevard St. German here. ar
ranged with a house agency some time
ago to sublet her sumptuous fat during
the winter. a few days later a woman.
described as the Baroness de MezeraV.
called and agreed TO take the fat. AS
a result the baroness moved into the 1at
and the countess left for the Riviera
On her return 10 Paris. she was sur
prised to ind that Jewels and furs 70
the value of $500 had disappeared. On
hearing of the discovery the baroness
evinced even greater surprise, and the
two women went and informed the
police.
A few discreet inquiries led to the dis
covery that the real name OF the pre-
tended baroness was Louise Boujon. d
woman whose past was not quite blame
less. Her boxes were opened in her
absence. with the result that several
pawn tickets were found Louise Bouion
was theTeupon arrested. and has now
confessed that she herself was the thief.
The Washington times., 1906-03-11
CUBANS PLAN MONUMENT
TO AMERICAN FIGHTERS
Popular Subscription Started for Me-
mortal TO Stand ar Entrance
to Havana HaTbor.

HAVANA, March IA project Is on
foot TO erect by popular subscription a
magnificent monument 10 the memory of
the soldiers and sailors Of the United
States, Spain, and Cuba. who lost their
lives for the cause of Cuban independ-
ence.
The idea has been enthusiastically re-
ceived by all classes. and it is expected
that the required amount ($150,O0W viii
soon be raised.
The monument viii be Of granite and
marble. and Of colossal proportions
1t is to be raised in the AIaIecon Park,
facing Moro Castle. at the entrance TO
the harbor OF Havana, and it viii be
unveiled with great and imposing cere-
monies
The Governments OF the United States
and Soain viii be invited to send a
squadron of warships and detachments
of marines and soldiers to participate in
the ceremonies
The Washington times., 1906-03-11
POPE CHARGES FEES
TO SEE HIS PICTURES

ROME, March 10.-Pope Plus y
though he does not pose as a connois-
seur Of paintings. is very fond Of
works of art, and has given orders 20
remove the pinakothek from the Log
gias. where it has been located for
more than fifty years, TO the old
''F'ioreria," where the paintings viii be
shown to far better advantage.
To pay the cost Of moving the paint
ings, His HoIi=ass. who has always
had a keen sense Of the value Of
money, has decided that an admission
fee os one Ira is to be charged, q fact
which has aroused the anger Of the
Romans, who declare that the Pope
ought not go into the show business.
and resent the idea of = dime museum
in the Vatican.
The Washington times., 1906-03-11

Diamond Order of st. An
drews Sent Ex-President.
RUSSIA AND FRANCE APART
Separation DepIored by Rulers of
Both COuntries-Due TO
Ignorance.

PARIS, March 10.-As if TO show his
respect for ex-President L.oubet person
ally, Car Nicholas has bestowed upon
him the insignia of the Order Of 81
Andrews IN diamonds. z fact which
has deeply touched the former President
Asked what he thought of the condi-
tions in the Cars empire, NJ LoubeJ
said the other day that he felt sure
that the crisis had been passed and
that the country would soon recover
the losses it suffered in the recent war.
I greatly deplore that Russia and
France are so far apart and I am not
alone in this feeling" NJ Loubet said.
In 1901, when the Gar visited France
We had a long talk at Com m9ieque about
the political situation In Europe
Toward the end the Car, who was
in pensive mood. took my hand and
said:
" We do not know each other well
enough, you and I.
=" The Russians are as ignorant about
France as Frenchmen are about Russia
This is a great pity. Now you set q
good example to your people and come
and visit me every year
Il told him that my official duties
would not allow me to do this. and that
besides / was too old to travel much.
But your majesty is young, and as you
go to Copenhagen every year why
should not you visit France every time
you leave Russian
''The Czar did not reply. but seemed
lost in thought until he at last told me
that If he were master Of his own ac-
tons he would gladly visit France
every year"