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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
PEACE DOVE IN SCANDINAVIA

their last resting place. Since lne
funeral of John Sverdrup, the otnel
famous leader of the Liberal party III
Norway, such funeral procession
has not been witnessed in this CITY.
Flags at half-mast were displayed on
all public, and on many private, build
ings.
Norwegian Turner's at Athens.
Like most other countries, Norway
also took part in the international
Olympic games at Athens. There were
were twenty regular turner's, mostly
from Christiania, who represented
the "free sport" and nine sharpshoot-
ers. There were certainly some very
able men among them, especially
among the sharpshootes. Regarding
the turner's, it can be said that their
performance is "clean sport" free
from all acrobatic tendencies.
The members Of the troupe were
the guests of the city of Athens dur
ing the games. Reduced rates were
secured on the railways, for all par
Elephants, all the way from Chris
tiania and back again. 1t is a pity
that skiing cannot be included, as the
Norwegians would be right at home,
and the smallness of the troupe would
in such case be evened up by the SUI
periority of the performance. King
Haakon was protector" of the under
taking.
The Easter Holidays.
T1ooto,, bo~po% WOW Yoof hp
so much of an item here as in AmerI-
ca, but this year the new spring hat
had fair show during easter, as the
weather has been exceptionally fine
and warm lately While the spring
has arrived in earnest in the capital,
hundreds of people are taking to the
mountains to have the last taste of
winter sport But they have to go
away up into the mountain regions OF
Gudbrandsdalen and Valders, where
snow is still plentiful. In Christianla
and vicinity the winter robe has dis
appeared. Even on high hills ike
Egeberg and Holmenkollen no trace
of snow is visible from the city.
According to Norwegian customs,
Easter consists of four holidays,
Thursday and Friday preceding Eas-
ter Sunday, and also the Monday fol-
lowing that day. Thus for the man
with leave of absence on the Saturday
that comes in between, it gives five
continuous days of liberty, and 1t is
therefore but natural that as many as
possible try to take advantage of the
occasion. Some youngsters even
found the temperature high enough to
take their first sea bath of the year
in the Christiania bay.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
He WENT ON CRUTCHES
All Medicines Failed Units DR.. Will
Iiams' Pink Pills Cured His
rheumatism.

Some years ago" says Mr.. w. I'll.
Clark, printer, living at 612 Buchanan
street, Topeka, Kans, 81 had bad at
TO get over it, All sorts of medicines
tailed to do me any good and my trouble
Kept getting worse. My feet were SO
swollen that could not wear shoes and
mad to go OH clutches. The pain was
terrible.
" One day was setting the type of an
article for the paper telling what DR..
Williams Pink Pills had done for man
afflicted as was and was so impressed
with it that I determined to give the
medicine trial. For a year my rheu-
matlsm had been growing worse, but
after taking DR.. Williams Pink Pills I
began to improve. The pain and swell
ing all disappeared and can truthfully
say that haven It felt better i'll the past
twenty years than I do right now. I
could name, off hand, a half-dozen peo-
pie who have used DR.. Williams Pink
Pills at my suggestion and who have re-
celved good results from them
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are guaran-
teed to be safe and harmless to the most
delicate constitution. They contain no
morphine, opiate, narcotic, nor any
thing to cause drug habit. They do not
act OH the bowels but they actually make
new blood and strengthen the nerves.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure rheuma-
tism because they make rich, red blood
and no man or woman can have healthy
blood and rheumatism at the same time.
They have also cured many cases of
an@mia, neuralgia, sciatica, partial pa
ralysis, locomotor ataxia and other dis
eases that have not yielded to ordinary
treatment.
All druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
Pills or they will be sent by mail, post
paid, on receipt of price, so cents per
box, six boxes for $3.50, by the DR.. Will
lams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
Generous Gifts to Charity.

In honor o fits golden jubilee, the
j. Moresco company of Copenhagen,
Denmark, has contributed 100000
kroner to various benevolent institu-
lions and funds. The bulk of this
splendid gift, namely 100000 kroner,
went to the J. Moresco fund for seam
stresses, which was thereby increased
to a half million The sum of $4,000
kroner was given to the pension fund
maintained by the employees of the
firm. Generous sums were given to
orphan asylums, free schools and for
othe rpurposes.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
$500 Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there ts at least dreaded disease that science
has been able in all its stages and that is
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires constitu
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken IN
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
ing nature in doing its work. The propretors nave
SO much faith in its curative powers that they o1eI
One Hundred Dollars for any case that u 1alIs "
cure Send for list of testimonials,
Address F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
Branded as a Deserter.

Brantley Willis, a former railroad
man of Fargo, enlisted in the regular
army at the local station. He was or
dered to Smelling and given transpor-
tation, with permission to spend day
or two with ST. Paul friends before
reporting. He used the ticket, but
never reached the fort, and is now
down on the local books as a deserter.
Two others, one of whom was cap
tured in South Dakota, failed to reach
proper destination.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
WORST CASE OF ECZEMA.
Spread Rapidly q Over Body-Lirbs
and Arms Had to Be Bandaged-
Marvellous Cure by Cuticura.


"My son, who is now twenty-five
years of age, when he was four
months old began to have eczema on
his face, spreading quite rapidly until
he was nearly covered. We had all
the doctors around US, and some from
larger places, but no one helped him a
particle The eczema was something
terrible, and the doctors said it was
the worst case they ever saw. At
times his whole body and face were
covered, all but his feet. l had to
bandage his limbs and arms; his
scalp was just dreadful. A friend
leased me to try Cuticura, and l be-
gan to use all three of the Cuticura
Remedies. He was better in two
months, and in six months he was
well. Mrs r. L. Risley, Piermont,
N. H., Oct "a, 1905"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
French to Spitzberqen.

Capt. Kjeldsen of Tromsoe, Norway
a noted Arctic sailor, has been com
missioned to conduct the big French
tourist steamer Isle de France, TO
Spitzbergen next summer. The party,
whic hwill be a large one, will spend
about two weeks on the Arctic Islands.
A number of Norwegian horses will be
taken on board at TromsOe, for use in
exploring the country, also several
Lapps, who will conduct the chase for
wild reindeer.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
PREMIER'S MEMORY HONORED.
Thousands Turn Out for Steen Flu.
neraI-Other Norway News.

Thousands Turn Out for Steen Flu.
neraI-Other Norway News.
All the way from Vossevangen,
along the coast from Bergen TO Chris
tiania people turned out at every
place where a stop was made to pay
homage to the body Of Premier Steen.
The funeral took place at Christiania,
from Trinity church (Trefoldigheds
Kirken), which was tastefully deco
rated. The church was filled to over
flowing. Seats had been reserved for
the cabinet members, foreign diplo-
mats, the members of the storthing
and other dignitaries. King Haakon
was present. The ceremony was very
impressive. The funeral grafton was
who set forth the great services the
deceased had rendered his country
during his long and active life.
Wreaths were placed on the coffin by
Mr.. Berner, president of the storthing
on behalf of that body; by Premier
Nicholson from the cabinet. and by
many others, who ALL in appropriate
words, remembered the achievements
of the deceased. To the tune of Cho-
pins funeral march the coffin was
carried out of the church, and flu
neral procession numbering thousands
of people moved along to Our Savior's
cemetery where the Steen family bu-
rial lot is located and where SO many
of Norway's great men have found
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

Like a true dove of peace, Baroness
Won Suttner has prompted the nrst
official expression of good will be-
tween Norway and Sweden since the
dissolution of their union last sum.
mer. At a dinner given in her honor
at Christiania on April Is, the Swedish
envoy, Hr. Gunther, in response to
toast to himself as the representative
of Sweden, declared that he was
consistent friend of peace and inter-
national amity. He urged all those
present to prevent quarrels and dis
putes between nations, and partlcu.
larly between Sweden and Norway,
and expressed the hope that all diff
ferences between the two neighbor
nations would soon be dissipated.
The sentiments were cordially re-
ceived, and as the gathering was at
tended by many of the leading Off
Gals and most influential men in Nor
way, the kindly words cannot but fail
to make a profound impression.
Baroness Won Suttner, who is one
of the most prominent advocates OF
international peace and the abolish
ment of war in favor of settlement by
arbitration, came to Christiania to de-
liver an address, as required by the
conditions Of the peace prize OF $40,
600 provided for in the will of the late
Alfred Nobel, and which was awarded
to her last fall by the Norwegian No
bel committee. At the time she was
unable to leave her home, and it was
not until last month that she was able
to comply with the conditions of DR..
Nobefs will.
In the course of her address she
spoke highly of Dr. Nobel, whom she
had known personally and exchanged
many letters as an ardent friend or
the peace movement. 1t was on &C
count of the prominent position taken
by Norway in the conference of 1891,
when Norway, through Premier Steen
became the first government to con-
tribute to the maintenance of the in
ternatiOnal bureau at Berne, that DR..
Nobel intrusted a Norwegian commit
tee with the privilege of awarding the
peace prizes. The speaker spoke very
highly of the efforts of President
Roosevelt to prevail on the foreign
powers to settle their disputes by
treaty and arbitration rather than by
the sword.
At the close of the address Foreign
Minister Lov1and, who is also chair
man of the Nobel peace committee,
gave a dinner which was attended by
Premier Nicholson, the president of
the storthing, several foreign minis
ters, Bjornstjerne Bjornson and a
number of other invited guests.
John Lund, on behalf Of the commit
tee, thanked Baroness Won Suttner for
her interesting address and the zeal
with which she labOred for the cause
and also greeted Minister Gunther
the representative Of the country
which had given DR.. Nobel to the
world
In her response the baroness spoke
more personally Of Nobel than in her
address, and expressed the most pro
found gratitude for the cordial recen
ton.
Minister Gunther's remarks were
made in the kindliest spirit and at
tracted much attention, as they were
entirely free from the courteous yet
meaningless platitudes usually ut
tered by diplomats on such occasions
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
Another Version,

Jack was just about to build his ia
nous house.
why don't you get some men to
help you?" asked the curious friend.
NO. SIR" replied Jack, they would
call a strike on me before the house
was finished. I'll build it myself"
Thus we know why the house was
called "the house that Jack built"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
Met Often.

why are you bowling to that man?
Do you know him?" asked Madge i'll
surprise.
YES" said her chum, he walked
over me SO many times getting out be-
tween acts at the theater last night
In Pinch, Use ALIENS FOOT-EASE.
A powder 1t cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all druggists, csc. Trial package,
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE
Roy, N Y
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
Nothin' DOM.

Kind Lady-Now that you have had
your dinner, what would you say it
offered you some work?
The Hobo-Excuse me, ma'am, but
I'm too much of gentleman to say it
in the presence of lady. Good after
noon, ma'am.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

List of Patents issued Last week 10
northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi. Alfred An
derson, Detroit, Mimi, switch mechan.
ism; William Beck, Henderson, Mimi,
shoe sole fastening; Isaac N. Bowen,
Lead, S. d., tire; John Dahlin, CHS
holm, Mimi, safety device for hoist;
John G. Gottleib, Fessenden, N. d., OBJ
stetrical instrument; William J. Gray,
Sank Center, Mimi, lifting jack; Ed
ward E. Johnson, ST. Paul, Mimi, rail
way water column.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
The Swedish government has decfd-

The Swedish government has decid-
ed to make a systematic attempt to
secure control of the waterpower
rights owned by private parties. The
object is to obtain power for national
railways, some of which eventually
will be converted into electric lines.
1t Is suggested that 100000 kroner be
appropriated for the purpose
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
AvaIanches Near AaIesund.

With the arrival of mild spring
weather in the country about Aale-
sund, Norway, several avalanches &C.
Cured. Several farm buildings were
destroyed and live stock was killed,
but no persons were injured. Other
disasters were feared, however. the
snow lies very deep everywhere, anu
the old inhabitants insist that there
has not been SO much snow in that
part of the country for 100 years.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
ANY M an.

Nell-She says she will never mar
~ until her ideal comes to her and
says, Il love you"
BelIe-What is her ideal?
Nell-A man, of course.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
Buy Gum.

"Do you think that any human be-
ing ever says Buy gum?' inquired Nc
Crouch, who doesn't think much of
crossroads humOr.
why, yes,'' answered McSmithers,
my little girl frequently says it,
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

Surely the man who deceives him
erS.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

~ATARRH of the stomach is the cor
~ rect name for mOstcases of dyspep-
STA. In order to cure catarrh OF the
stomach the catarrh must be eradicated.
Only an internal catarrh remedy,
such as Peruna, is available.
Peruna exactly meets the indications"
Revised Formula.
For a number of years requests
have come to me from multitude OF
grateful friends urging that Peruna
be given q slight laxative quality.
have been experimenting with laXa-
tive addition for quite a length of
time, and now feel gratified to an
nounce to the friends of Peruna that
1 have incorporated such a quality in
the medicine which, in my opinion,
can only enhance it's well-known bene-
fetal character.
IS. B. HARTMAN, M. D."
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

It is proposed by the Norwegian
government that law be passed by
the storthing placing Swedish citizens
on the same footing as other foreign
ers in the matter of owning property
and depriving them of former privi-
leges. This is in line with a similar
proposition in Sweden and has been
agreed to by both governments.
plant against the commander Of the
regiment, Col. G. w. Ascham, for vio-
Iation of the military regulations, and
the matter has been taken under con-
celebration bv the high courtmartial.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
InceasinQ His 9th.

Notwithstanding all the EXCISE he
takes, Foley seems to get fatter and
fatter."
Eyes, all his exercise certainly
seems to go to waist"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FOOT EASE.
Not Much DOM.

Simkins-Old Skinner is considered
pretty well to do, isn't he?
Timkins-Yes. Also pretty hard to
do.
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wagon rather than risk being knocked
down before being run over by it.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

Garfield Tea cures sick-headacfe, bilious
attacks, liver trouble and constipation.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

Try Garfield Tea! 1t purifes the blood,
cleanses the system, brings good health.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

The corporal alleges that his applica-
ton for discharge, made in proper
manner at the expiration of his term,
was denied by Col Ascham.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

Send to Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, n. Y,
for free package of Garfield Tea, the herb
cure for constipation and liver trouble.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12
BARONESS Won SUTTNER In
SPIRES FRIENDLY SENTIMENTS.

Dinner at Christiania Made Notable
Through Remarks of Hr. Gunther,
the Swedish Minister, Who Elk
presses Hope That All Disputes
Will Soon Be Settled--Latest
News From Northern Countries.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

A man may be short of ideas, and
still be able to hand out long line of
talk.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

Mrs. WINDOWS Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums, reduces IN.
Gammation, aays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1906-05-12

DYSPEPSIA Is often Caused By Cofa1''-h
of the .Stomdch-Pernn0 Relieves Ca
tayrh of the Stomach and Is therefore a
Remedy For DyspebSl0.
s-s-S-s-s-s-s-s-e-s-O-s-s-s
] Hon. NJ. c. Butler, Ex-U. S. SEN I
} ator from South Carolina for two I
: terms, in a letter from Washington, ]
! d. c.. writes to the Peruna Medicine !
! Co., as follows: {!
"T can recommend Pernna for
} dyspepsia and stomach trouble.
: have been using yOur medicine for J
] a short period and feel very much J
! relieved. Ii is indeed q wonderful 7
I medicine, besides a good tonic.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-10
JUST For INFORMATION.

An eastern exchange has proposed
a move that could we'll be taken up by
Ottumwa and many other cities. The
eastern paper says:
1T would be good idea for every
town, village and hamlet along the
line of any railroad to put up sign or
two somewhere in proximity to the
railroad station setting forth the name
OF the town, and whatever claim it has
for historic, residential and Industrial
interest. Travellers often wonder when
train comes to stop what the town
Is that spreads out before them and
wherein lies its excuse for being True
the railroads are doing great deal to
exploit and advertise the attractions,
scenic and commercial of most of the
more important places, but it wouldn't
be an altogether bad idea for the
towns to do a little something them
selves, If only to set up bulletin of
facts for the enlightenment of the
passing traveller
No one who has ever travelled
through a territory with which he was
not familiar will deny that the plan
proposed would be welcomed by trav-
elers and the cost Is SO small that the
cheapness Of the scheme from an ad.
vertising standpoint recommends it.
Then, too, such a sign as is suggested
would take some Of the space now
filled by big bill boards advertising
cheap cigars and tobacco. beer and
other commodities.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-10
SID ELIG H T s..
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This Beats Gam" Gag.

The question Of How old is ANN"
was a brain quieter to problem
which has been going the rounds in
this village. The story of the prob
lem was told a few days ago, and the
truth of it is not known, but that does
not deteriorate from Its value as
puzzler.
According to the story, a gentleman
who is employed in one Of the banks
of Ottumwa was on his way home
when he found $40 bill. He picked
1t up and took the number home, it is
said, In order that he could find the
owner Of this scarce variety Of money.
When he arrived at his home he
was told by his wife that the butcher
had just sent in bill for $40. The only
money he had with him was the bill
he had found, which he gave to his
other half, and she paid the butcher.
The butcher paid the bill to far
mer for calf, and the farmer paid it
to local merchant. The merchant
paid 1t to washerwoman, who in
turn took it to the banker to pay a
note. When the money handler took
the bill he recognized it as the one
he had found. Up to this time it had
paid debts to the amount of $50.
Later, however, on careful examina-
ton he discovered that the bill was
counterfeit. And that is where the
puzzle commences The question is,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1906-03-10
cALvE LEARNING ENGLISH.

Kansas City Journal-The wires
carry the information that Nine. Calye
Is learning English, at least English
'as she is spoke" in America. Calve,
the dazzling; Calve, the imperious:
Calve, the greatest dramatic soprano
the world has ever known, after forty
years Of life is studying the long
neglected tongue of the Saxons. And
that she is doing this earnestly Is
proved by demonstration. She said
upon her recent departure for France,
in answer to question as to her pro-
gress in her lessons: Sure, Mike.
I'm from Missouri. Twenty three
you skidoo."
How beautiful must have been the
irtonation Of these simple but inspir-
ing sentences. From the petal lips of
the diva the words must Have dropped
like opalescent pearls. Sure Nike
Who in all this great world could pro-
nounce that verbal gem with the eff
fectiveness of this priceless throat?
And there is deep sentimental interest
to us here in the heart OF the Ameri-
can continent that the divinity, con-
forming to her unerring discrimina-
ton, has selected Missouri English. 1t
is flatterirg indeed to feel that this
wonderful artistic before whom kings
must PROSTATE themselves and princes
beg to do homage, has remembered
that in Missouri alone Of all our vast
rational estate is the real simon pure
American tongue found in it's pristine
undefilement.
I'm from Missouri. Twenty-three
you skidoo!" oh, we could love
Calve for those words. We can now
imagine an added zest to Carmen that
Prosper Merimee never dreamed
What a picture will the wonderful
singer make as she deity rolls her
cigarette among the other Spanish
factory girls and dreamily observes:
Get wise. Pm from, Missouri and it's
skidoo for you" How much more eff
fective will it be when the capricious
beauty laughs, loves, walks, dances
t. the rafting accompaniment OF
American slang. It will make the
grim old walls Of Seville trembIe to
their foundations as the tickle Carmen
gurgies: Jose, Jose. que s'est-il done
passe?-what's up?-pami skidoo,
skidOo slfidoo."