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Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
DO You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered You
Or do YOU want to know something OF Inc
composition and character of that which
Won take into your stomach whether aS
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine
DR. Pierce believes they have a perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge So he
publishes, broadcast and on each bottle
wrapper, what his medicines are made OF
and yerifies ii under oath. This he feels
he can well afford to do because the more
the ingredients of which his medicines
are made are studied and understood the
more will their superior curative virtues
be appreciated.
For the cure of woman's peculiar weak
nesses, Irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging down pain or distress in
lower abdominal or Delvice region, accom-
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pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred Symp-
toms of weakness, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is most efficient remedy.
1t is equally effective in curing painful
periods, in giving strength to nursing
mothers and III preparing the system OF
the eXpectant mother for baby's comingr
thus rendering childbirth safe and com-
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scription" is d most potent, strengthening
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular
1t is also a soothing and invigorattng
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria,
spasms. chorea or st. Vitus's dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
A host of medical authorities of all the
several schools of practice, recommend
each of the several ingredients of WHICH
0Favorite Prescription" is made for the
cure of the diseases for which it is claimed
to be cure. You may read what they
say for yourself by sending postal card
request for a free booklet of extracts from
the leading authorities, to Doctor r. V.
Pierce, Invalids' Hotel and Surgical In
sttute, Buffalo, N. Y, and it will come TO
you by return post.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
DENMARK.
Copenhagen.

Denmark seems by no means te
have settled the ''Ycelandic question,
saws an editorial writer for the Min
.sions to the isle of snow and fire.
The island seems determined upon
eventually obtaining practical Inde
n cadence with the common klngsh1p
of Frederick as the only bond t3 Den.
lnark The latest movement is for an
Iceland1c flag, thus paralleling Nor
ways demand for a "clean flag" in
the days before the crisis, when ultra
PATRIOTS flew flag from which the
Swedish cross had been removed The
Tag proposed for Iceland is white
cross on blue field. If this were a
local flag and bore upon it evidence
of Denmark's sovereignty, the point
would doubtless be yielded at Copen-
hagen. But as it is supposed to he
the intention to use the flag as a ma.
tIonal symbol in all waters, the
project may be vetoed Another
symptom of insular independence is
the dropping of the movement to erect
q statue to the late King Christian al
ReykjaVik on the ground that the
first monument to be erected in Ice
lands territory should not be in honor
of Danish king, but rather to some
national character of the golden DAYS
when Iceland was free and inde.
pendent. \ more serious matter be. /
cause it affects an important industry, |
is the movement to treat Danes as
'oHtlanders' as regards fishing in Ice
landic waters. This is resented NJ
Copenhagen. in view of the fact that
a Danish cruiser has been maintained
i'll Icelandic waters TO protect the
native fishermen from encroachment
of foreigners. Altogether, it is eyi
dent that if Iceland is to be retained
az IAN inseparable part of the Danish
questions such as these
must be handled with dizziness.
MARION s. NORELIUS.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
MORE OR LESS PUNG EN- T
Close Critic Of The Cow.

He was well known artist and he
was standing near the offspring of his
brain-whose original expression flow
from us sometimes-in the picture
gallery, when an old gentleman whose
attire suggested country tailor suf-
fering from neuralgia approached, in
spected the picture and burst into a
paroxysm of laughter.
"Seems to amuse you, sir" said the
artist, huffily.
SIT do that"
cit isn't meant to be funny!"
"Noa? Well, | never!"
s'I've been offered $500 for that pic
ture. Probably you don't think it's
worth it; probably you think you
know more about it than all of the
best critics, who have praised the
Work-eh?"
"Don't know nothing about art, mis-
ter" said the old fellow, wiping his
eyes, "but I be dead nuts on cows.
Where did you see that COW what
you've painted there getting up from
the ground forefeet first? I've had
fifty years of farmin' and / never see
a cow get up that way yet."-London
Answer.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
Time To Be lie.

There was to be circus in town
next day, and Robert wished to go to
see it unload; SO he sought to obtain
his fathers consent. The first ques-
ton his father put to him on being
approached WIS, "Have you asked
your mother?"
eyes, SIR" was Roberts prompt re-
ply.
"What did she say?" the father pur-
sued.
"She said | couldn't CO." was the
frank rejoinder,
"What do you mean, Robert, by
coming to me to ask to do a thing
after your mother has told you you
could not do it?'
fWell, papa" the little fellow OBJ
served, 81 heard you say last week
that you're the boss of this ranch, and
I Thought it was about time for you to
assert yourself. Judge
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
Wished For rlany rlelOns.

Two darkeys lay sprawled on the
Luneta on hot day, says the Manila
Sun. Moses drew long sigh and said
"Heey -a-h-h! All wish All had a
bundled watermellions."
Toms eyes lighted dimly. "Hum
yah! Dat would suttenly be fine. An
eff yo' had a bundled watermellions
would yo' glib me fifty?"
"No. All wouldn't glib yo' no fifty
watermellions.
"Would yo' glib me twenty fve?''
"No. All wouldn't glib yo' no TWEEN
ty-fve."
"Seems ter me you's powahful
stingy Nose. Wouldn't yo'- wouldn't
yo' glib me one?'
"No. All wouldn't glib yo' one.
Look hyah, niggah, are yo' SO good
for muffin lazy dat yo' can't wish fo'
yo' own watermellions?"
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
NORWAY.
Christiana.

Says Christiania correspondents:
"Tbe Norwegian parliament has con-
ferred the Nobel peace prize upon
President Roosevelt. The Nobel peace
prize is awarded TO President Roose-
velt in recognition of his services i'll
ending the Russo-Japanese war.
Candidates for this distinction must
be proposed by legislative bodies,
peace organizations or universities. 1t
is understood that the presidents
sponsors were Professor Ell. p. Judson,
acting president of Chicago university;
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
Granted In Advance.

The young doctor who had lately
settled in Shrubville had ample OPP
portunities to learn humility if moth
ing else in his chosen field. One day
he was hailed by an elderly man, who
requested him to step in and see his
wife, who was ailing. At the close OF
his visit the young doctor asked for a
private word with the man.
"Your wife's case is somewhat com
plicated," he said, "and with your per-
mission should like to call the Brook
field physician in consultation"
"Permission!'' echoed the man in
dignantly. 81 told her | knew she
ought to have a good doctor, but she
was afraid you'd be offended if she
did"
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
Ole Tackles a Translation.

HAIRS a letta Peece poetry ay rite ven
ay vas bar tender i'm Grand Forks
kounty vail:
Litta Jack Horner
She sit i'm ola Kar&er-
Eatin' pie furn Ga mince;
She pnt i2l her tunaRos,
Touched a dynamite bombs y s
An she aim done nothing sance.
Da boy stood ON Isis sisters neck
Exacootin' song an daBee,
Hes fadder yunnp on him yoost den
An famed his lbttta pance.
Day hey hay cry and raise big noise,
Hay grab de ole mans vdskers;
eyer always lstCupin my pants,o he
yell,
''Ny don't you dust my sister's2"
Ole Tonkleson, in Fargo N. d.
Sun.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29

Once a number of legal lights in
Washington were gathered in the
smoking room OF lawyers club, when
the talk turned to discussion of the
veracity of lawyers. 'The average
man." remarked one disciple of Black
stone, "seems only too ready to assume
We are all liars a very unjust position
it seems to me. Do we not sometimes
tell the TRUTH" he asked of his neigh
Dor, well known criminal lawyer.
Certainly promptly responded
the latter. ''We will do anything
sometimes to win case. "-Ex.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
Feminine Finance.

A poor lady whose husband had just
failed was bemoaning the Eaet.
"At any rate, y she said, as she wiped
the tears from her eyes, '@the Brown
failure was worse than ours.''
'@How so?'' said one, who knew that
her husbands smasi,up had been ter
rible.
"Wby," she said, "we only failed
for cents on the dollar, whereas Mr..
Brown failed for fifty five"
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29

A California joker sent a telegram
to his friend who was particularly
"close" In money matters. The tele-
gram was II am perfectly wen,7' and
it was sent collect Evidently the
telegram set the mean man thinking.
A week afterward the Joker had d very
heavy package brought to him with
nearly 50 TO pay on it. On opening it
he found & stone, with his thrifty
friends card aud these words: asThis
represents the weight your Telegram
lifted from nay heart ''-Ex
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
His Best Bread.

Baker, keep the best bread. Gus
toner (who is complaining of the
breads inferior quality don't doubt
it. Baker-Then what have you to
complain about? Customer That in
stead of keeping the best bread you
should sell the best and keep the bad
for yourself.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
High Charge.

electricity in the atmosphere af-
fects your SYSTEM" said the doctor.
YES" said the patient. who had
paid guineas for two visits. "There
are times when one feels overcharg-
ed. London Tit Bits.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29

An exchange claims that the printer
does not rush to the doctor when he
is out of "sorts'' Nor TO the baker
when he is out of "pi." Nor to hell
when he wants the ''tievil." Nor to
the Bible when he wants good %'rule. "
Nor to the ggnshop when he wants a,
'"shooting stack" Nor to the cabinet
shop when he wants furniture" Nor
to the bank when he wants "quoins. !"
Nor to a girl when he wants "press."
Nor to lawyer wren he wants a
@'dirty case" Nor to butcher when
me wants >Ephat." Nor to pump
when he rs dry-and has 10 cents in
his pocket.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
Your Heart
When Your Heart
Fails to Jump Your
Blood, Trouble
Results.
Have Won heart trouble?

You have, if you find it hard 20 breathe
after walking up stairs, exercising, etc
If you have pain IN your left side, IN
chest, back or shoulder. If you suffer
from cold extreu1 ties, pale face, blue
lips, dry cough, swollen ankles.
If you have fajntjng spells. breast
pang, palpitation, redncss Of the face,
discomfort in sleeping on one side.
The only scientific treatment for this
whole train of troubles is Or. Miles
New Heart Cure.
Or. Miles New Heart Cure is the
prescription of q famous specialist
whose great success in treating obstI-
nate nervous heart disease has made his
name pre- eminent in the medical and
scientific world.
The medicine viii cure you. We know
It. We want you to prove 1t. IF first
bottle does not benefit, your druggist
will give you back your money.
Il have for general years suffercI az
times with heart trouble. !! got 50
bad I could not sleep half the n1gnto
and had 10 sit lp on the side Of the
bed lots i Of times to get breath. Three
of nv brothers Rave died of heart tfou~
bic anu I thought ] was going the same
wav, but about two and haf years
age I got paruph ct about Or; Miles
New Heart Cure Gud thought l would
Try few bottles, After using sing them hen1+h !
since then THAI be1Gre for several years
can heartily recon mend them for heart
4roIhle. REV JERRY HURT, Pastor
Baptist Church, Hunt. Kans.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29

A college girl was copying an in
scription one day in the British mu-
suem when two young women entered.
Looking at the rosetta stone, one OF
them said, "What is this? R-o-s-e-t-
t-a-rosetta stone" Then leaning
down to it, she cautiously shifted at it
several times, and, lifting her head,
said to her companion, S*Why, it does
have a peculiar fragrance like rose"
When the college girl got home she
told the story to her brother, who
laughed and laughed, and, when he
recovered his breath sufficiently, ex~
claimed. <sWhy, didn't she know that
Rosetta was poeE?"-Lippincotts, 8
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
KEEPING TAB
| ON THE WORLD
Concluded from page S.
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hnded.
River Steamboat Disaster.

) landed.
River Steamboat Disaster.
The steamer ". I. Scovil, plying on
the Mississippi, near Vicksburg blew
mp, and twenty-five of the crew and
passengers were reported missing.
Deaths.
Jeremiah Curtin, the author and
translator, who was proficient in seven
~ languages, died at his home at Bur
angton, Vt.
Bishop Charles c.. McCabe Of the
Methodist Episcopal church died at
New York as the result Of stroke of
lpoplexy. The burial is to take place
Gt Evanston, Ill. Chaplain McCabe, as
ae was known because of his service
with the Army of the Potomac under
Grant and with Sheridan, was the most
successful solicitor of church funds.
As secretary of the missionary society
bis cry of "a million year for mis-
lions" was realized.
Morris tribune., 1906-12-29
FREE

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pain Pills, the New Scientific Remsag
for Pain. Also Symptom Blank. 0Htr
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LABORATORIES. ELI<l1ARTa q9Io
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02

Chicago, Aug l.--nomocratIc Ma.
uonal Committeeman Sullivan, of mi.
nois, to whom Judge Thompson,
Jacksonville presented a letter from
William j Bryan requesting Sulli
vans resignation as member Of
the committee, alleging that Suli.
van secured such position through
fraud, last night made reply He
declines to resign "1r the letter
was written by Mr.. Bryan, he says,
ut furnishes proof that Bryan has
allowed himself to persist In what
the democratic national convention OF
1904 declared was misrepresentation
and libel II is proof that he IL
again mistaken, as he WAS on the
free silver question and that he is
wrong again ms he was when he
permitted himself to cut 80 unenyI.
able a figure as he did In the Ben
nolt will controversy,
at is apparently Mr.. Bryans mis-
fortune 10 jump to conclusions too
readily and TO be misled by mon
whose assumed friendship for boy.
hood companion Is not sufficiently
great TO prohibit their attempting to
place him in an awkward aud false
light before a great majority Of the
democrats Of Illinois. Men to whom
refer Willard Fillmore Dunlap and
Judge Owen =. Thompson, leaders
Of the faction known as the Jackson
vile cabal, are men who have been
twice utterly repudiated by the dem.
ocrats Of the state"
Sullivan expresses tie opinion that
Bryan is ignorant Of the real rea.
son for opposition - him. and nj.
lcgos mat Bryan has been deceived
by these men before. He cites cs.
pecially the case when Bryan before
a subcommittee of the national com
mittec pleaded for them and the com.
idoc decided against them Sullivan
follows se case through It's various
stages, saying the decision of the
party leaders was always against
Dunlap and Thompson. As to
Bryans allegation OF fraud Sullivan
says he was chosen TO his position by
vote Of 40 20 8, and cites the names
Of many democratic leaders who voted
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02
PLAINTIFF RESTS HIS CASE AND
SURPRISES DEFENSE.
COURT MAKES REMARKS
Judge Frazer Tires of Irregularities
Practiced by Attorneys and DeIiV-
Stand and Denies Many Charges
Made Against Him.


PiCtsburg' Pa Aug. 1.-The allor
neys for Augustus Harle, who IS
seeking divorce from his WE MRS
Mary Scott HartJe, somewhat uheN'
pectedlI closed Jher case yesterday.
All evidence III support OF HaIte 5
petition IS now N. Attorneys Tor MIS-
Hartje asked Tor and obtained an ad-
Journmeht unjll tomorrow morning
to prepare plans Tor presenting eVl-
Gence In rebuttm.
The trial was marked yesterday by
some vigorous remarks from the
bench to attorneys for Hartje when
they sought to explain through De
tectiye Muncy some discrepancies be
tween the detectives evidence and
that OF Andrew Fischer who became
confused MONDAY on crosSeXamlna-
non. Judge frazer aiIo"eu inc
''SuinohS TO De gwen put sald !,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02
OSHKOSH OFFICERS HELD.
ctty's Authorities Charged With Con
tempt Of Court.

Oshkosh. WIS, Aug. Attack
ments charging contempt OF court
have been issued by Judge George
w. Burnell of the circuit court for
John Banderob, mayor Of this city;
John c. VoSs president of the city
council; Walter Marden, president Of
the board of public works; William
Rasmussen, a local contractor: and
\. c. Draper, general manager of The
Eastern Wisconsin Railway and
Light company. They are directed
to appear in the circuit court on
August %.
TIE defendants, ii is alleged, laid
a street car track in Main street on
June 16 and II, in violation of an in.
junction obtained on The former date
by the Winnebago Traction company
of this city.
The Eastern Wisconsin company
and the traction company are lighting
for rights in lower Main street and
the city officials, becoming wearicd
of having the street open and impas-
sable, laid the tracks as directed by
the common council,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02
COntlnNIng Ia ~

Tor him, Continuing he says.
III | am unfit 70 associate with
honest democrats, as Bryan saws
then the men who stood by me arc
also unat and surely Mr. Bryan can.
not accept the nomination which must
come, II come II does, from men who
decided l was ut and that DUNLAP.
Thompson and the Jacksonville cahaI
were not only unat, hut had lied
Slaudered and viliaed, not myself
atone, but a majority OF the delegates
Who sat in the Springhcld state con.
ventiou in 1904 aud by virtue of
those votes | hold my Office. Even II
| were willing 10 resign as request.
cd. | could not do 50 under the pres.
cnt conditions. II did after the
charges which Bryan makes. | would
be declaring not only that | was
guilty OF fraud but that three
tourths OF the democratic leaders IN
the country We're equally guilty
In conclusion would like TO 70.
mind Mr., Bryan that the fundamental
principles OF democracy which no
speaks of do not Include recognition
ot political c8ardom. Democrats may
have their leaders, leaders may have
their followers hut their leaders will
never be autocrats, and the follow.
orS will never be scrfs. ubedient "a
orders prompted by court favoritos,"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02
BULLETIN.

Helsipgfors, Aug. 1.-Syeaborg is en-
tirely in the hands of the mutineers,
who now have in their possession every
kind of armament
Horrible scenes occurred during
Tuesday night, when fierce fighting
was continued The heaviest artillery
was used during the conflict. Several
officers were killed or wounded. Col
Natarotf was bayonetted. He begged
for transportation to a hospital, prom
Using forgiveness in exchange. Instead
he was stoned and thrown into the
water with a stone tied around his
neck,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02
Intense Heat in California.

Los Angeles, CAL Aug. Accord.
ing to reports received here, terrible
heat conditions prevail IN Inyo couu.
ny gold fields and the adjacent des
ert. w, II, Adams. mining en-
ginoor, tells of many persons being
killed by the great heat At Baltarat
he relates that The thermometer reg.
isterod 1876 at noon and at midnight
following had dropped only TO 1t6,
which was the average for three days.
In the desert region, south OF Red,
lands. he says, the mercury marked
100 and could record no higher.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02
QUICK JUSTICE IN KENTUCKY.
Legal Trial Conviction and Hanolno
Occupies so Minutes,

MayHeld, KY Aug. Tho hanging
of Alton Mathis a negro who Grimm.
ally assaulted Miss Ethel McClain last
"Wednesday night took place last
night in a legal manner in the yard of
the county jail Fully 10000 peoplc
were ON the scene, but only few hun,
dred could see the execution, although
almost the entire fence surrounding
tht scaifold had been torn down by
the onraged citizens whilo the trial
was going ON, II was only 90 minutes
From the time tho Jury was sworn IN
unttl the negro was pronounced dead
Mathis arrived here at Gao last night
from Louisville in charge of deputy
sherlns and a military company. Tho
local militia met the train and tho
negro was marched to the courthouse.
Several attempts were made 10 selge
him and he was twice in possession
of the Infatuated mob The soldiers.
however, rescued him and he was i'm.
mediatcly tried, convicted and hanged.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1906-08-02
coNGRESSMEN ENTER CoNVEN,
TON FIGHT IN IOWA.
FEAR LOSS Of SEATS
Harmony Probable in the Eayvkeye
State Through Pork Barrel Arau.
ments-The Governor Stands Pat
on His OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Do
Net Want a Split.

Des Moiuos, Iowa, Aus. THE talk
yesterday particularly during the
afternoon was about peace-not exact.
ly peace at any price, but peace in order
to avert the possibility Of two state
tickets and the risk of the loss Of state
offices and Of two or three congress.
men in close districts.
The state central committee r..
sumed the hearing of the contests
filed on behalf of Perkins. About
noon a rumor became current that of.
forts were being made to effect
compromise looking to the nomination
of one ticket 1t was said that an AT
tempt will be made to ge, together
the two steering committees with
view Of an agreement to nomlnato
Cummins for governor, to make up the
remainder of the ticket to satisfy both
factions, and thus have a harmonious
convention. Champions of both fac.
tons denied all knowledge of such p
movement
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