The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1906-06-23
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treal star.
The spring gardening season makes
the suburban citizen wonder whether,
after all, the man with the muck rake
Is not entitled to some sympathy
| Washington Star.
Count Boni has found out he doesn't
want any American tainted money. 1t
is pity that he didn't make this dis
covery number of years ago.-New
York Evening Sun.
Professor Garner announces that he
has now completely mastered the mon
key language. He expects hereafter to |
be able to move freely in fashionable |
society.-New York Mail.
With little more help from the in
dustrial concerns that are destroying
Niagara, any decent oculist in the State
will be able to remove what is left of
the cataract-New York Evening Mail.
Congressman who insist on contin-
uing the Government seed distribution,
to be consistent, should also see that
their constituents are furnished free
hoes and garden rakes.-Toledo (Ohio)
Blade.
Secretary of Agriculture Wilson says
there will be no more crop failures.
Evidently, the Secretary of Agriculture
and the head of the Weather Bureau
have been putting up a job.-Philadel-
phia Press.
President Roosevelt says that we are
in urgent need Of a better coast de-
Tense, and everyone who has been up
against the summer rates at the sea-
shore will agree with him.-Philadel-
phia Telegraph.
Let the immigrants come, be they
Irish OF German, or Swedes or Slavs,
or Italians, just as long as they stay
out of the big cities and the sweatshops
and settle upon the public land to re-
claim it.-Santa Fe New Mexican.
Hyde and Alexander, late of the
Equitable, have been dropped from the
directorate of one of the branches Of
: the Coal Trust. Here's case where
: two Jonahs go overheard before the
4 storm breaks.-Phlladelph North
i American.
. Fifty millions of coast defenses looks
as If the role of the worlds peacemaker
q were little dangerous. But, then, that
- Is only the way of the world. The fell
= low who tries to settle the other fell
n lows quarrel usually gets into mess
himself.-Haverhil Gazette.
10 The Government is about to with
Ie Draw the existing stock of postage
stamps and issue fresh ones that will
1t stick. 1t Is about time for Uncle Sam
g, to take away the reproach Of that gum
70 which got many a citizen into trouble
a. with the Recording Angel.-New York
s, Evening Sun.
I'd What did more than anything else tt
b. make Johann Most person of no i'm
- portance in this community was the re
n fusal Of the authorities to take hin
IS with any great seriousness. He fount
I'd 1t hard to get into Jail, so hard that |
o, took the fight out of him.-New Yorl
Evening Sun.
VI President Roosevelt's graphic pictur
a Of the weekly decline of enthusiasm 70
40 work among the laborers ON the Pan
u ule of employment from II to I, wit
an hour out for luncheon, would
popular on the Isthmus.-New Yor
Evening Post.
Many Of the millionaires of the da
rose from poor, uneducated boys, VIII
naturally adopted the phonetic mode Q
spelling. 1t is possible the board t
reform the present mode will adopt tn
phonetic system to help the great MOI
eyed men out of their trouble.-Fret
ericksburg (Va.) Star.
Some of the life insurance companis
prided themselves so much on teachin
policy holder habits of economy tbs
they held on to his dividends for fec
he might spend them. The director
who were thus tempted into habits
extravaganza are, presumably to be r
garded as MISUNDERSTANDING Sta
A colored woman Of Baltimore, II
years old, has a distinct recollection ,
General Lafayette's tour of this cou
try. This event seems to have bee
"a. stored up in the memory Of all old pc
-. pie. 1t Is observable of late, howeve
~ that the coachmen of George Washin
tha ton are getting very scarce.-Rochest
IN. Union.
m The most successful man Is usual
yn, the most careworn, and, therefore, Il
ons most unhappy. A tramp has no car
at all, and In the opinion of some phi
osophers the tramp approaches We
near happiness Every healthy m,
ar once in while feels like going
Japan to bask in the smiles of the g
shas-dropping duties and throwi
dull care to the lotus winds.-Portlal
Oregonian.
her
ash. A large percentage of the populate
ave of the Isle of Guam are reported to
afflicted with gangrosa, a tropical d