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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Republican State Convention.

To the republican electors of the State
of South Dakota.
The republican state committee ofSouth
Dakota in compliance with statutory
requirements has called a delegate con-
vention of the republicans of the State of
South Dakota to meet in the City of
Sioux Falls on Tuesday, the fifth day of
June 1906, at twelve o'clock noon, for the
purpose of nominating a United States
senator and also for the purpose of nom-
mating candidates for congressional and
state offices to be filled at the election to
be held in November following, and for
the transaction of such other business as
may be properly considered. The norni-
nations to be ma de are as follows:
A candidate for United States senator.
Two candidates for congress.
A candidate for governor.
a candidate for lieutenant governor.
A candidate for secretary of state.
candidate for state treasury.
n candidate for state auditor.
"A candidate for superintendent of public
instruction.
"A candidate for commissioner of school
and public lands.
candidate for attorney general
n candidate for railroad commissioner.
The ratio as fixed by law will be as fol-
lows: One delegate for each fifty votes or
MAJOR traction thereof cast for Hon.
Samuel III. Elrod, republican candidate
for governor at the election of 1904. The
representation to which the several
counties will be entitled under this call il
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Eeesactly.

When the wintry sunbeams SILVER
Through the breaking clouds OF
gray.
Then see OF hope a glimmer.
For the chickens soon win lay.
Then no longer must ! banker
For a partner to my ham.
While the cook looks blank and
banker
When roar how starved I am.
Soon q look OF satisfaction
VIII o'erspread my beaming face
And fervent benefaction
Go up from my breakfast place.
When the sun begins his shining
And his beams begin to play.
Then adieu to all replning-
When the hens begin to lay.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

Likes II Nit!
The fellow whose head is as smooth as
plate,
Whose hair may be aptly described as
the Late
The baldheaded brother, the butt of our
jest.
May laugh at the bare spot along with
the rest.
May even crack jokes at the absence of
And say with bravado that he doesn't
care,
But he does.
The man who is loser at cards or at chess
A sentiment of the same kind may ex-
press
And in an offhand, philosophical way
Declare some must lose or they never
could play,
And when he is rallied on his fortunes,
may swear
And smile as he swears ii that he doesn't
care,
But he does.
The gamester who bets on a dead certain
tip
And finds that the winner is loser this
trip,
The horse that was slated the 'boolxies"
to crack
Got lost on the turn at the end of the
track,
May laugh as he says that the walking is
fair,
That a chance is a chance, and so he
doesn't care,
But he does.
The candidate running for Office like sin,
Though not quite so well when the votes
are all in
In fact. who has drawn from the voters
a can,
Hand painted and labeled that he "also
ram
Who finds himself forty degrees in the air,
May print In the paper that he doesn't
care,
But he does.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
The tumble.

Say.
What do you think OF civilization.
anyway
Isn't It about as big four flush
As ever made a grand rush
Down the pikef
Strike
You that way.
Pray?
Claims to be hot stun,
But the bluff
Doesn't go
With those who know
The end II serves
And are on TO Its curves.
BAIL! The cave dwellers
And such fellers
Could give II cards and spades
And still be further removed from
hades.
What is it, when you state the case.
But a mad chase
After the dollar
And a holler
From those who get wrecked
In their mad effort to connectf
From morning till night
It's fight
Or footrace,
As the case
May be.
Any man up a tree can see
1t is the triumph OF might.
The delight
or the strong.
The song
OF the self made
Forever Dragging on his trade.
1t is praises and the trimming cup
For those who are up
And the double quick
Kick
For those who are down.
Renown
For the cunning wit;
Reward for the buffer. That's II.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

Republican City Convention.

A republican city convention for the
City of Webster, Day county South Dakot a
will be held at the opera house in said
city on Tuesday, April 10th, 1905, at 10
o'clock a. M, for the purpose of placing in
nomination one candidate for police
Justice of the peace; one candidate for
school treasurer, to be voted for at the
annual city election to be held Tuesday,
April 18th, 1905. and for such other pur-
poses as may come legally before said
convention.
The representation in said convention
will be based ON one delegate for every
Is votes cast for Hon. l.. III. Woodwork at
the preceding city election and is as fol-
lows:
First ward, delegates.
Second ward, 3 delegates.
Third ward, delegates.
T.. A. Bradley.
p. j. Wagner,
W. $. ID. Adams.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

81 wish could find job"
"What kind do you want?"
Anything that will pay me about
5000 a year"
"Huh! Want any work connected
with lt?'
swell, no, to tell the truth. don't,
but still wouldn't mind just enough
TO keep me In exercise"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Notice for Publication.
(apr. II 6 WI

Land Office at Wetertown, S. D.,
Apr. Z, 1906.
. Notice IL hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make homestead final proof
in support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Judge of the
county court of Day county, S. ID. or i'm his
absence the clerk of the county court at
ii. f. No. 24slI. Ludwig T. Larson.
for the W z of the Sc a of section 8, town
ship l23, N. of range SO, w of 5th p. NJ.
He named the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz.
l. n. Johnson, Fordel G. Sakariason c.
j. Larson, e.. Peterson, all of KosIyn, S. ID.
III. A. Hildebrandt, Register
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

"Pity that young man should spoil
such bright political prospects"
'sWhat did he do? Rob bank?'
"No. acted as Judge at baby show"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Noble Resolve.

"Bertie Is such courageous YOUTH
els he, indeedy' a
"Yes, truly he is. He says he is
bound to marry and support me even
II he has to work"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Resolution to Extend Water MIains.
finch l5AWl

Resolved by the city council OF the CITY
Of Webster. South Dakota, that 1t il
deemed necessary to extend the water
mains west along Second avenue from its
present western termination to the inter
section of Mabel street and eaid
second avenue thence south along Mabel
street south to First avenue.
SsId main % be four inch with two
Approved Mach :, 1903.
X. r.. Irwin, Msyor
City Auditor.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Humor que Philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Some women marry in order TO he in.
dependent. while others unmarry for
the same reason.
II Is now up to some scientist to find
the germ of honesty and to proceed to
propagate it.
When anything happens in a way
that it couldn't possibly. that's a mira
Gle.
An Imitation brand of happiness Is
better than nothing
The more busy some people are the
more harm they do.
We all know a lot of honest people
Who don't work at ii much.
He is the limit who knows no limit.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Quite Expensive.

"Isn't Julia & dear grill" gushed the
family friend.
"Yeo," said her father. "and getting
dearer every month";"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

The self made woman may be proud.
But as she goes upon parade
You often pick her In crowd
A. one who has been drug store mad
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

What are your
prospects7" asked
the father Of the
rich girl whom the
young man wanted
to marry.
"Your daughter,
sir" unfalteringly
replied the truthful
youth.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Easy

E&3ys "
How do you know that he y mar
rled manr'
by the startled look that came into
his eye when be saw that millinery di1s
play
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

~Why does she find it so hard to keep
q cook n
swell, really think that they find
they must 20 somewhere to get q
square meal"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
ttsts
Plaintiff.


In circuit court
Fifth Judicial Circuit.
Karl krause,
Plaintiff.
VS..
Mary Bublitz, formerly Mary
BaCkhaus; Herman o.
Frank, Leopold Gross, John
Griffith Roberts, as eXeCuA
tor of the estate of Griffith
G.. Roberts, deceased, the
unknown heirs. devisees,
legatees and the executor
or administrator of Griffith
G.. Roberts, deceased, and
unknown heirs. devisees,
legatees and the executor
or administrator of Johann
Drews, deceased,
Defendants.
The State of South Dakota to the above
named defendants:
You are hereby summoned and required
to answer the complaint of the plaintiff,
which was filed in the office of the clerk
of this court at the court house in Web
ster, in said Day county, South Dakota.
on the 2,i n day of March, 1905; and which
prays for a Judgment uuieting the title to
and the determination of all adverse
the complaint, situate in said county,
to-wit: The west half of the northwest
quarter and the southeast quarter of the
northwest quarter of section number 20,
and the southeast quarter of the north
east quarter of section number IL,
al in township number ia north of range
number So west of the Fifth principal
meridian; and to serve a copy of your
answer to said complaint on the under
signed at his office in the court house in
the City or Webster in said county within
thirty days after the completed service of
this summons upon you, exclusive of the
day OF such service; and If you fail to
answer said complaint within that time,
the plaintiff will apply to the court for the
relief demanded in the complaint
]. Alley,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
So Unreasonable.

Jacks furious at me-"
"What's the trouble?'.
Because I didn't keep what gave
him.
"How UNJUST! What was it2"
my promise"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

In Strong Company.
His father is
In the hall of
fame"
"Why, l didn't
know the old
gentleman W a 8
dead"
"Have to be
dead to be In
there7"
"Sure."
"Well. he Is on
" In there dust
Ing the busts."
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Pleasant Kind.

"He frequently writes letters to him
SELF
whats his ideaY'
"IIe likes to get letters occasionally
that are not duns."
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Humor ane Philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.


Nobody cares very much for a good
argument. What's wanted is funny
story.
1t takes something more than medi
Ucrlty TO recognize an opportunity
when II comes along.
1t Is up TO somebody 10 ind IA germi-
eide especially adapted to tainted
money.
Wisdom is always bowling for rec
ignition and usually getting turned
down.
An envious disposition makes lots OF
work for the beauty doctors.
Many person knows how to earn
money who can't learn what the next
step is.
Some people seem TO climb up for
the sole purpose of calling the attention
Of the public TO their downward plunge.
good way to get something well
done is to pay a good price for 1t. In
that event either you or the thing is
bound to be well done.
There may be some things more I'M
pleasant than too familiar neighbors,
but they don't reside in the same
block.
1t IL better TO be poor and honest
than it is TO be poor without being non
est
Giving advice Is to be commended If
the fees are large enough.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

SLOW would you like to be the last
man on earth2"
"Well. 1t wouldn't be so bad II the
cyclone or whatever 1t was that killed
or all the rest of the men spared a
good bunch OF women"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Harmony.

II suppose you are two souls with
but single thought"
"Yes. we are. but, strange to say, her
father also has two soles with but a
single thought"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Summons.

State of South Dakota, ss
County of Day.
In circuit court,
Fifth Judicial Circuit
II Era,SA
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12
Likes III Mil

He is the limit who knows no limit
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

Some people seem to climb up for
Of the public to their downward plunge.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

An envious disposition makes lots of
work for the beauty doctors.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

A good way to get something well
done is to pay good price for 1t. In
that event either you or the thing is
bound to be well done.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

Many a person knows how TO earn
money who can't learn what the next
step Is.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

We all know lot of honest people
Who don't work at il much.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

There may be some things more I'M
pleasant than too familiar neighbors,
but they don't reside in the same
block.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

1t takes something more than medi-
ocrlty to recognize an opportunity
when IL comes along.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

Wisdom is always bowling for rec
ignition and usually getting turned
down.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

1t Is up to somebody 10 find germi-
eide especially adapted to tainted
money.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

Nobody cares very much for good
argument. What's wanted is a funny
story.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

than it is TO be poor without being non
est.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

Giving advice Is to be commended If
the fees are large enough
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

The more busy some people are the
more harm they do.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1906-04-12

An Imitation brand of happiness Is
better than nothing.
The daily sentinel., 1906-12-05

Subscribe for The Daily Sentinel
Axle grease the best in the world
Fred Mantey.
Call for the Ell Socorro cigar If
you want your moneys worth.
Blanket your horse even though
you use an old quilt of piece of bur-
lap-Fred Mantey.
For heavy hauling, for livery SER
vice, for conveyances of any kind see
Barton & Terrell. best equipped
stables in the city. Fifth and Colo
rado.
Bring your Montgomery Ward,
Sears and Robuck catalogs andwewill
duplicate their robes and blankets at
20 per cent off additional.-Fred
Mantey.
We can use a limited amount of
money at per cent per annum. draw
ing interest from time received until
drawn out. The Mesa County Build
ing and Loan Association E. E. I'd
lock, secretary.
The daily sentinel., 1906-12-05
YHE GRAND
GRAND JUNCTION, COLO. 4th and Main Streets
4th and Main Streets

The attorneys who argued the in
junction application case before
Stevens at Ouray yesterday, are eX-
pected home tonight.
w. II. Barber arrived in the city
yesterday from Washington. Ia, and
is the guest of his son-in-law ]. H.
Cloypole. He may remain here per-
manently
The new Bucklin block on Main
street is completed and ready for
tenants. The new building has
very attractive front. something diff
ferent from anything else in the city.
The merchants are rapidly opening
up and putting on display their holi-
day goods. The season of Christmas
buying will soon be well advanced.
The Christmas trade this year prom
Uses to be record breaking.
Carl r. Washburn well known in
Grand Junction. manager of Under
hill & company's store at Collbran,
has resigned his position with that
firm and has been named as paying
teller in the American National bank
at Leadville. He assumes his new
duties at an early date.
The So, 900 breach of promise suit
brought some weeks ago by Miss
Anna Mcdonald, of San Juan county
against Robert Nix, a wealthy young
man of Ouray county. has been com
promised, so II is reported. for sum
less than 5000 and costs. The mat
ter has been hushed up as thoroughly
as possible.
Tomorrow evening the famous Bos-
ton SeXtette and Miss Shanna Cum
ming. noted soprano, will be heard
at the Congregational church as the
fourth number of the lecture course
This is the most expensive attraction
ever brought to Grand Junction and
the patrons of the course are looking
forward with happy anticipatlons to
the concert.
"Nobody's Claim" is the taking and
attractive title of new play styled
an American melodrama. The pro
duction of the play is elaborate N
scenic and mechanical detail, being
under the management of George 3.
Edwards who has rapidly come to the
front as IA painstaking caterer -
amusement lovers. In Nobody 5
Claim there IS considerable of a Ira
malic or sensational element, cont
plicated plot. and enough comedy to
Satisfy to the fullest extent the most
ardent devotee of that very pleasant
adjunct to an enjoyable dramaric
production. "Nobody's Claim" will
be NJ the Park opera house on Satur-
day december Sth.
The daily sentinel., 1906-12-05
REAL ESTATE
BARGAINS.

No. 1925 Ia acres in orchard,
near Clifton all apples and pears,
$4,000.
No. 1O4.-5 or 10 acre orchard in
full bearing, will accept 1-2 of the
crop each year in payment, per
acre. $500.
No. 1O3.-1O acres "a miles from
Clifton, 5 acres in orchard. in
alfalfa and balance in cultivation,
$4,000.
No. 1866 room modern cottage,
well located to sell on payments.
s2.1OO.
Ranches and city property for
trade. Also some good farms in
Missouri and Iowa to trade for Grand
Valley property.
Fire insurance written and money
to loan at per cent.
VAN-THE REAL ESTATE MAN.
al Main st. Phone Red 684.
The daily sentinel., 1906-12-05

Friday night will be Couples
night" at the Auditorium, one of the
delightful dances on the club order.
The matinee dance on Saturday
afternoon at the Auditorium, espec-
tally for pleasure of the children.
The Bazaar of the ladies of st.
Matthews on December 18th, Mar
gerry hall. Wait till then to purchase
your Christmas presents.
This evening Grand Chancellor
Warner will be a guest of honor OF
the local lodge of knights of Pyth-
las. He will arrive this evening
from Montrose. Work in the third
degree will be exemplified. Follow
ing the business of the evening a
luncheon will be served.
Because the Colorado college fac
ulty would not allow a grand ball in
ents of Colorado College are up in
arms and dire things are threatened
by them. In accordance with the
usual custom in honoring the knights
of the gridiron the alumni and stud
ents prepared for a ball and has issu-
ed Invitations. At the last moment
the faculty prohibited the affair and
as the pretty co-eds must get permis-
sion before attending such affairs
the dance must be abandoned.
E. C. Plank, a nephew of ]. c.
Plank, of this city. accompanied by
his family, left their home in Eyota
Minnesota, for Grand Junction on
Monday and are expected here tomor-
row. They come here to make their
home. Yesterday car load of house
hold goods belonging to the new com
ers reached the city. Charles Rapp
also of Eyota, accompanied the car
of goods. His family will come later
and they too will reside permanent
ly in Grand Junction. Both families
were induced to remove to Crane
Junction by Mr.. j. C. Plank, one who
is a most persistent booster for Crane
Junction Hardly month passei
that some good citizen is not induced
by Mr.. Plank to remove to this city
Such men are worth much to the com
munity.
The daily sentinel., 1906-12-05

Young Corbett and Terry Mccoy
edn will fight the last week in Janu-
ary at Baltimore.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. S. Armstrong and
children, of Oscaloosa, Iowa, were ar
rivals in Grand Junction last night
and will spend some time here.
A new firm name but an old estab-
lished business, Barton & TERRELL,
liverymen and transfer people
Fifth and Colorado.
Lowe and Coulter timers are pre-
pared at all times to meet your re-
quirements in their line. Hot air
furnaces, galvonized guttering and
repairing, 126 N. 5th street, Phone
1853 Black