Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1906-12-07

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h equa He-I think modern dress revoo1s ~,
y orde vanity OF the human heart. Sha-Ob
mistaa never saw one so dccollette as that
$ to ID London Tartar.
|ep lnu Mr. Stopiate-Thot SON. o
y 0Whq moves me- Miss Tersleep-If I'd known
Ereater that. I'd have sung if an ho,r amo
(en' Cleyeland Leader.
INC ponce We are told in q local
Item. engaged in Il running battle with
pa 4. thieves. Which way were the polio,
f. irrt Observation-Disclosures Star.
' as Size understand that young Jen.
q. "oQ1 klhS is quite Il tennis player. lie
"1oAu AeS' Ont aside frc.n that, he is perfect
Pprus y harmleSs.-New Orleans Picayuue.
ts" MISS OlGOne-I wouldn't have re-
MI fused Charley Banks il I'd been you.
nomI Miss SWcetgirl-I don't believe | would
[unn either, If I'd bc"n you.-CAicago Jour
F''nss nal.
DOl
|lsinps. Did he really tell you had a case
the n of stage trigAt:' asked the amateur
yes actress, no" replied the dearest
es bs Friend, he said you were."-philadel
Re thsl lphia Record.
Lady tenterinS 4 kitchen and noting
his pui!cemln)-So YOU are the brother OF
line al Pm? COOK. Are you an only brother
errog )hicer-l hope so, madame-Meggen
ing a >!orter B.aetter.
Fased Lady--Do YOU think this medicine
uefy. MOULD 90 my husband any good? Drug
t Wof1 sist-lm sure of it, madam. Lady
eLoW llum! What other kinds have you got
utes -1toilcOoth Herald.
N Mrs. Eur@le-DId you ever find d
ihln under the bed? Mrs. Outskirts
es, the night we thought burglars
. nn Were in the house I found my husband
/ lang here.-Troy budget.
l0e Iucbriatcd Customer (fondly EN-
~ o y ~oraciuS Il telegraph pole)-Don't talk
Ja o nc Of new Inventions! Whatever
s Iyill become of mo when they have wire.
[a,+ ~ css tel"sraphy?-!l Rise.
|rv I'D Mrs. kI"sg-ycu talked about com
h has ng ho3c early tonight, but l thought
wbo t would all end in talk. Mr.. Knagg
a uhk.Nearily)-So did l, my dear. ct
And Mid. )-tIsc London Sketch.
$ Telegraph Operator-ThIrty words,
hly nd hat viii be $3.50. madam. Madam
lethaD On. you're mistaken. The message Is
bl con& nly ten words. the rest is simply a
b thA& sostscript--Boston Transcript.
Fable Wcddcrly-That milliner of yours
|]ects nust be i bird. Mrs. Wedderly-Non-
|e ave. Eeuse! She has neither wings nor
pc Ni Gathers. Weddcrly-Ycs; but just
pr MS COX ut this bill of hers--Scissors.
m'iA is your horse afraid of automo-
T. " ,iles?" asked the tourist who was
FSlAs aending Il tire. NO." answered Farm
De 4 n Corntossel, hes hauled too many
VINO # them home for that."-Wash!pgton
F*ar.
- Softleigh-Good evening, Mrs. No
frana AN. l came to see if your daughter,
e aq Miss Mabel, would go for a walk with
He ne. Miss Mabel-Hew do you do. Mr..
lea w ;oft,eigh? l shall be delighted. Nam
Fhed ma, do 1 hook tit to go to a restaurant?
are Life.
fms A young thing Of some fifty summers
- vas playing the piano before the open
vi" window, and said to her maid: Maria,
'app 10 YOU think the Signor Stuzzln oppo-
=" lite hears me-" Eyes, Senorita' l am
kure, as he is shutting his window
~, 1 Diavolo.
. "a ooh. don't say that" protested Mrs.
'm ocutte when her husband commented
~" : ln her new evening gown. Don't ever
= = NV .nretty new Dress say new
I "s kown.'" You misunderstood me-" re-
AZ lied her husband. quietly. II said it
J, 81 Was Il pretty nude dress. '-Clpped.
+u .Mv husband and l had an awful
q n ua ariel Yesterday How sad! What
|av m VAS # about?' Il found a letter in his
al = rocket written by a woman" Mercy
Ditonu don't wonder YOU were angry Il
itb id 1hould say so. 1t was one I'd given
~. t., RI mail q week ago."-Cleveland
her I'd News.
1shes Iady- want some collars for my
|royed husband, but l am afraid I've forgotten
row, he size. Shopman-Thirteen and a
and D,,e mum? Lady-That's it. How did
ord. on guess? Shopman-Gentlemen who
ling Of their wives buy their collars for
ces, hem are always about that size, mum
and ALLY Sloper.
w sill "Huh! What do you know about
dow var? Did you ever hurl yourself Into
had \ no imminent, deadly breach or seek
he bubble reputation, even in the can
homo hons mouthY" "Well. no not exact
+ wt v not to any. noticeable extent. But l
whed nave taken home unexpected company
lawl % dinner."-Puck.
|eren Miss Terry-Marie. I saw You kiss
hope ns a young man in the dark hall this
IN an .yeuing. I can't allow it. The Maid
on SAW YOU do the same thing. begging
heart -FOUR pardon. ma'am. MISS Terry
end. That was my fance. That is perfect
p as tv nreDcr. The Maid-Then I'm all
IN thl brip},t. 1t was the same fellow
me a Siipped.
, IN Restoring Donaesti. Peace.
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