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Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1906-06-27
Cuban CONGRESS Adiourns,

Havana.-Congress has adjourned
until November. The Havana sewer
project, which for years has been the
subject of representations by the
United States, went over untouched.
But little general legislation of con-
sequence was accomplished.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1906-06-27

Joseph H. Choate's health Is in such
condition that his physician has or
dered him to his summer home in the
Berkshires with instructions to take
complete rest.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1906-06-27
Henrietta Crosman.

Henrietta Crosman is coming to
the Spokane July 9 and 10, in MARY.
Mary, Quite Contrary" modern com.
edy whose scenes call for handsome
dressing.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1906-06-27

Only 240 newspapers are printed in
the whole continent of Africa.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1906-06-27
Northwestern Wheat,

Portland, Ore.-Club, 72c; bluestem
74@75c; red, zoe; valley, 72c.
Tacoma, Wash.-1c higher for red
Export-Bluestem, 74c; club, 72c; red
zoe.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
Senator Bates Rules.

The late Senator William B. Bate
Of Tennessee was a major general
in the Confederate army and never
quite reconc.ied himself TO the de-
feat OF the south.
Soon after he came to the sen
ate he formulated a set - rules
which he called "Rules For
Ny Proper Legislative Guidance. -
Whenever a proposition came UP
about which he was undecided he
would take the printed slip contain
ing these rules from his pocket and
study it carefully.
Bate" said a colleague one day,
"what IS that slip Of paper t. which
you refer so frequently:'
That" said Senator Bate. as a
little reminder Of nv beliefs On con-
stitutional questions"
Where did YOU 1T it: Think it
out YOURSELF"
NO, sui" scplied Bate with much
dignity; Il found most Of those i'm
mortal truths in the constitution Of
the Confederate States Of America"
Saturday Evening Post.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
His Clients W.akn..s.

When President HadleY Of Yale
was professor OF political science
there a student once offered him a
poor excuse for bad examination
paper, says the Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Professor Hadley listened TO the
excuse in silence. Then he said
with a grim smile:
That excuse is about as poor az
the one a criminal LAWYER offered
for his client in a case that had gone
hard with him.
Gentlemen Of the jury cried
this lawyer eloquently, remember
that my client is hard Of hearing.
and that therefore the voice of con-
science appeals 10 him in vain"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
Miss Smiths Ns,, Hat and What Be.
came o. u.

A certain good naiurcd doctor
whose doorbell rang laie one night,
suppos.ug that tie summons was
from one who needed h, services,
rose from bed, put on his dressing
gown and went down 70 the door.
4 Young man stood there holding
a hinge package. from which buds
and leaves were proirud.ng.
III, Miss Smith iu." asked the
man.
">he has retired. answered the
doctor Miss Smith was his cook.
II am sorry. sir. 10 call SO late.
Something went wrong with the car
| was in. III leave thi, for her. sir.
ii you vii kindly give it To her in
the morning"
Certainly" said the doctor. He
took the bundle carefully. closed the
door and carried the flowers into the
kitchen There he placed dish
pan IN tile sink. drew few inches
of water in it, carefully pressed the
base Of the package into the water
anG went back to bed. thinking how
pleased the cook would be-.
The next morning be went into
the kitchen early TO find the cook
holding dripping bundle. Her
manner was belligerent. ana her
tone was in keeping with il.
If | had the pussons wot did
this said she, I'd empty the ket-
tie on them, Id let them see if
they could put my new hat in q
dishpan, ! would
The doctor left the kitchen some
what huEriedlv. and not until he
was safe in his study d.d he give
vent to the laughter which was con-
'uming him--Philadeiphia Ledger.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09

Mark Twain has handed ont a
story about a physician friend Of his
Who not long ago had to engage a
new chauffeur. \ bic, strapping
fellow applied and was questioned
as to his technical ability. his size
and strength appearing wholly. sat-
isfactory. "What is the first thing
you do whom you find that your car
buretor is out OF orders" asked the
doctorr well, ] tell ye," replied
the applicant, Il honestly don't
never have no trouble with il. 1t
never gets out Of order. amt been
sick one day for the last two year."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09

Seine this evening the boat should
upset and We should lie in danger
OF drowning, which one would you
help:'
Both at once. or the one who was
IN the greatest danger"
But mOnseigneur. be frank for
once n your life. Suppose the peril
be equally imminent
w ell, | would give my right hand
to you, baroness, and the left to
Nine. Recamier.~
But if YOU could save only one
one only-do YOU understand"
"Oh, madame, YOU who know so
many things, | suppose YOU can
swim replied Talleyrand.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
CONDENSED STORIES.
A Characteristic Story o. the Great
French Dipiomat,st

Talleyrand. She illu.triou. diplo-
maiisi, one day found himself be-
tween Nine. de Stael and Nine. Re-
camler, both intimate friends. both
celebrated.
"lou say charming things 10 us
both. but which DO Won prefer p
said Nine. dc Stacl suddenly.
Madame. such u question Is a
veritable ambush. Take care. the
penal code
prince, no sulterfuce here,
Which DO you prefer-my friend or
myself. Come, speak, Is IL the bru-
nette or blond Z"
1T will be her who will deicn to
honor me with 4 look"
what, still diplomaticl Wen, |
VIII put the question in another
form suppose while sailing on the
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
Misunders,eod Her.

Tess-Mr. Huggard told me he'd
Ike 70 kiss me, and then he added
that II | treated him coldly he'd 20
away and never come back. So |
told HIM he could do as he liked.
Jess-Ah, So he didn't kiss YOU ?
Tess-No, and | felt so mortified,
the stupid thing. ~ Philadelphia
Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
Re,rihu,ion 70 Cam.

Il baked this cake this morning.
began Mrs. Newliwed Mrs. Mex
dore gave me the recipe for IT,"
Never mind. dear" replied her
brutal husband; lust bide YOUR
time, and you'll get even with her
some day.'-Houston Post.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09

Say, paw" queriel little Tom
my Toddles, who are the city au-
thorities?"
The city authorities, my son."
replied Toddles senior. "are officials
who claim 10 have no authority
when the dear public wants some
thing done. Detroit Tribune.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
Appronriate.

"They used TO have coach dogs.
Nov they have automobile dogs. In
time they viii have airship dogs"
"H'ml / wonder what kind Of a
dog an airship dog would be-
why, SKYE. of course. New
Orleans Timcs-Democrat.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09
interested.

Eva-I met Edna down at the
book sale the other day. and she
bought FIVE books on electricity.
katharine-Yes, she heard that
there is electricity in kisses.-Chi-
tago News.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09

at seems quite evident" remark
ed the observer Of eyents and things,
that the can opener has revealed
more deadly stuff than the cork
screw. "-YO nkers Statesman.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09

Hi Tragedy Did they call for
the asthorS
Vii Ayne-Call for himS Why,
they came up on the stage after
bim.,Judge.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09

Il suppose you are ENJOYING your
vacation"
yes" answered the member Of
congress. 1T is something Of a re-
lief 10 have a real excuse for not
doing anything. Washington Star.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1906-11-09

Dolly-But are lis intentions sin
ceres
Pollv-Well, in his love letters
he never writes please Destroy
BROOKLYN Eagle.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26
KILLED MAN FOR A NICKEL


seaford, Del, Mar. 20 Having
lost ms last cent in game Of craps
late Saturday night. Walter Sanders,
colored, called one Of his companions
Off and offered 70 shoot John Nelch,
alias ~Slim Jim,n an ex-conyict Of
Virginia, for the price Of drink,
five cents. The two men had been
bitter enemies and the bargain for
the money was readily made.
< Sanders went back to the room
and opened FIRE on Welch, culptying
five chambers of a 4s-caliber revolt
yer into his stomach. The negro is
in dying condition Sanders es-
capped, and over so negroes are now
in pursuit with a rope, and it caught
he viii be lynched.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26
Republican Municipal Tick
For Mayor,
CHARLES G. COLEMAN
For chief-of-PoIice
RICHARD SCOTT.
For City Clerk,
WILL II. COLE.
For Superintendent of Street
EDWARD S. DOYLE.
For Assessor.
W. P. CAMP.
For Water Commissioner,
HUGH CALLAGHaN.
For Collector and Treasurer,
JOHN R. STELil.
For School Commissioner,
B. F. ROBINSON.
coUNcILMEN
First Ward,
J. ]. CoNNELL.
Second Ward,
THOMAS L. ANDERS0 On.
Third Ward.
ELLSWORTH CORK.
Fourth Ward.
CHARLES PATTON
Fifth Ward,
GEORGE NJ. WEST.
Fifth Ward,
GEORGE NJ. WEST.

The proposed establishment of .
branch Of the Federal court at Phil
ippi, has stirred up hornets nest
in the very early spring time. The
Ohio Bar Association met in Wheel
ing Saturday and made a vigorous
protest against the movement.
Resolutions will be drawn up and
mailed to President Roosevelt, At
torney General Moody, Senators
Elkins and Scott and the congress-
men from the First United States
Judicial district. In their protest
they call attention to the fact that
Philippi is hard to reach by rail and
that before the division of West
Virginia into two districts al the
business Of the United States court
was done in FIVE cities and that
when the state was divided four Of
the cities were still in the First dis
trict. and il the business Of the en-
tire state we're transacted IN FIVE
towns then certainly the four towns
of Wheeling. Parkersburg, Martins
burg and Clarksburg where terms
are held, should be ample for the
transaction Of the business Of the
First district. II was also eonject-
gred that Philippi being Judge
Dayton's home che would probably
az curn most Of the business from
other cities to that town, much n
vas the custom Of Judge Jackson adj
lourning court to Parkersburg, m
consenlencing counsel and Others in
terested in other cities.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26
.HUGI[L WRITES 6
J-lFR0M MONTANA

Editors Telegram:
All day and all night | have
Travelled through the wheat belt Of
North Dakota. The soil is extra
good and is worth on an average $50
per acre, and it bought usually by
the quarter section, 100 acres. One
man with a gang pillow and four
horses abreast will pillow under six
acres of soil. The operator ride. as
one would a moving machine. Wheat
is sown about the first of May and
harvested about the first Of August.
The natives figure it costs 40 cents
per bushel to raise the wheat ard the
average wheat is sold at 20 cents per
bushel. In harvesting season you
can count thirty thrashing machines
in sight, each averaging 1000.
bushels per day 1t costs 8 cents
per oushel a thrash the wheat and it
takes ten teams furnished by the
owner at a cost of $3.50 per day each
to keep a thrasher going, which con-
sists of thrashing machine, one
fireman at $3.50 per day, one sep
arator, $3.50, and one engineer at
$3.50 per day. Straw is used to fuel
the engine with while thrashing and
all of the rest of the straw is burn
ed to get it out of the way.
| passed through the thriyinl, lit
tie city of Minot, North Dakota,
which is located on the Mouse river,
BY the way, that is a very proper
name, for that river slips down into
this country and then back to its
native Canada country. l must go
back to speak more Of Minot. Only
few months ago this town of six
thousand people was no larger that
the s.Crummit- block near The Elk
creek bridge. today every hotel Is
crowded and every bed is taken in
that town. The ice on the small
lakes we are passing is only thirty
six inches thick and still freezing.
Yet I scarcely ever hear a man say
lit is cold here. The people look
hearty and say they scarcely ever
have sickness in this section. I
have felt very much sighted at not
seeing snow 40 feet deep on this
route, but we are now promised a
blizzard entirely sufficient. Wood
is $3.50 per cord and no coal to be
had. / am now passing through
the Indian reservation at Poplar.
Montana. The valley is beanriful,
the distance being about 3 to s.
miles to the foot hills, to guess at,
though the real distance may be
more than % miles. We are now
bordering into the grazing section
OF Montana and hundreds OF cattle
are in sight. We are running late
and the engineer has.no idea fiat 4
am writing YOU Judging from the
way he Is hitting the curves.
EDMUND HUGILL
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

A sreform ticket once swept this
country and business went into
eclipse, laboring men found no
work and women and children hover
led on the ragged edge of starvation.
II was reform and stagnation.
What Clarksburg wants today is
progress and prosperity. Progress
carries with it all needed reforma-
ton while prosperity means comfort
and happiness for the masses. Bust
ness men and laboring men are
marching together in Clarksbarg 70.
Cotfman and prosperity.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

honest fair-minded Democrats an
opportunity, without any emDarrass-
ment whatever. to vote for a pro-
gressiye business mems ticket, one
that means advancement for clarks-
burg along all lines. Business IN
terests are for the CotfInan ticket
because it means no going back for
Clarksburg II means a command
to the soldiers Of industry in every
nook Of the city. forward,
march, let us make 1906 the great
lest year in all our history
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26
NOTICE TO MERCHANTS.

Copy for advertisements IN the
Daily Telegram should be handed
IN By nine o'clock a. m. 10 guarantee
change the same day, and for The
Weekly Telegram not later than
Wednesday noon sneh week. The
earlier sent in, the better the service
Uil Be.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

West Virginia certainly did get a
vigorous reminder of the fact that
the annual March equinoctiai circus
IS still on the road. After these
fierce gales it is surprising how
quickly we get the beautiful skies
and sunshine.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Clafksburg must make new rec
ord for business and commercial
growth. Charlie Coffman believes
in Clarksburg and will use his time
and energy to promote and build a
greater and more prosperous city.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

The News has announced. lis
choice and informed our Democratic
friends that there is to be no poll
tics connected with the Citizens Re-
form ticket, which it proposes TO
support. That gives to hundreds Of
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Salve, salvell Spread the SaIve,
but let is be Pine SaIve, natures
Temedy for cuts, burns, sorss, etc.
Sold ~ +. G. Bland. m3m
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

No pin is as pleasant ant positive
as DeWitts Little Early Risers.
These famous little pills are 50 mild
and effective that children, delicate
ladies' and weak people enjoy their
CLEANSING effect, while strong people
say they are the best liver pills sold
Never grippe.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

These March SHOWS are something
like Finnigin's story of the accident.
They're s.off agin, on. agin, gone
agin.a
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Professor and wife, clairyoyant
and palmist, viii remain a few days
longer at 167 West Mechanic street.
Readings 35 and 50cents. ms3tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Everybody has pictures around
the house that ought to be framed.
Bring the INTO the Ideal STUDIO. II.
9. Macdonald. milf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

You can get the best photographs
at the Ideal Studio, and also any
thing IN the line Of picturc frames
and enlargements. II. G. Mac
Donald: m24tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

We have Just received d fine line
Of picture frame moulding at the
Ideal Studio II. G. MacDon-
aid. m24tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Egg drinks at the James & Law
Co.'S fountain. iune20ti
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Young's Headache Powders, 10
cents. iana9ti
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

The Daily Telegram can be found
on sale at:
Pike News Co., Pike street.
Rone's News Stand, Pike street.
Jackson's News Stand, Glen Elk.
Waldo Hotel News Stand.
Traders Hotel News Sand.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Subscribers failing to receive the
Daily Telegram regularly win please
make specific complaint to this Office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Leyy's 1892 5 cent cigar please
Everybody. oct1St.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Shoes polished at Leyy's cigaI
store. oct1sti
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-03-26

Shoes polished at Levy's cigar
store. octlStf
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-06

Cine S9reibmai6ine fiji r 8linbe
bat Der Sran5oie 0uhaub gef4affen.
Man ertpartet bon ibr, bab lie in Der
8linbeni9rift cine ipabre %umpGl5une
berbeifibrt, ba Tie ben 8linben gez
ftatten pirb, S9reiben unb Qefen IN
gleifer @eife unb unter elei6en Be-
binauneen ME Die Sebenoen dus5ue
iiben. Mu9 perben lie tiinftig nit
einem einaigen @bc ausfommen, ftatt
beren stpei gu bebiirfen. tpie es BEL ben
friiberen 8erfa6ren Der San mar,
Die Mai6ine lit nit elmer Reibe BON
Saiten perie6en; penn elm, atpei uber
mebr bieIer Saften nit ben Singeru
berunter9ebriidt perben, 10 eri9einen
Die getpiini9ten 8u9itabsn pber baz
berlangte Wort.
Die neue S9reibmaf9ine nit Sdz
ten lit peitaus bas bolfommenfts
@erGtb, bas 8linben bisber gum
S9rei6en bargebpten tpprben lit. sic
lit lei9t tragbar, seitattet febr f9nel,
leg S9reiben unb gtbt cine regel=
mGBige, du9 fir Die 8linben beutlif
unteri6eibbare S9rift. Oa6ei 1T e
nod Defenders pi9tig, bab bic 3eiler
ni9t in chamber geratben fDnnen
Sn Der Geple 8raile fir 8linbe In
Paris iinb @erfu6e nit Der S9reib.
mafGine gema6t pprben, Die gu sana
unberglei9Gi6en @rgebniHen gefiibr'
1uben. Sbne 3peifel ipirb mon bit
Grfirbung SuHaubs in Der san5er
@elt gu p~iirbi9en pihen, in Der es
ettpd atpei Milionen 8linbe aibt.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-06
Sie Stuoenttnmen SerItms.

Iteber Die Stubentinnen an Der
8erliner llniberIitGt tperben febr gez
naue 2iiten sefu9rt, unb man sepinnt
buraus man9en interefanten Ginblit.
S6re 9elammt5dbl betrdgt ge9entpGrz
tig 666. Seutf9e iinb BON ibnen 483,
&ufinnen 104, Imerifanerinnen 43,
9 @nglGnberinnen, Z itammen aus
Seiterrei9 uno ungarn, 6 aus S9nez
ben unb aus Norpegen, ie 4 aus Sta
lien unb BON ben 8alfanitaaten, ie
2 aus 9oqanb unb aus 5rantrei9, le
1 aus Der S9pei5 unb aus Odnez
mart.
Was bas Otter anbetrifft, 10 baben
II nod ni9t bas 20. 2ebensiabr err
rei9t, 389 fteben Stpii9en 20 unb 80
Sa9ren, 256 iinb iibe1 80. Nu9 @n<
gdben iber ben 5amilienFanb feblea
ni9t: 593 BON ben Stubentinnen iino
lebig, 81 per9eiratbet, IL perpittpet,
4 gei9ieben. SntereFant 1T au9 Die
@intbeilung na9 Stubienfd6ern: BON
ben 666 Oamen ftubiren 16 Sbeolp=
gle, 5 &e4tspifeuf4aft, 104 Mebiz
gin, 8 3abnbeiltunbe, 80 pbilofppbie
i'm QGsemeinsn, % pbilologie, Or
4GplOgie uip., 225 nerere Pbilplpgie
unb 9iteratur, Al @ef9i9te unb &ulz
turgei9i6te, 8 Geographic, 9 Matbez
matit, Al NaturpiTeni9aften, "a
&unftgef6i9te, 8 YGbagogif, 81
Stautspifeni4aften unb Nationalz
Dfpnpmie.
DIS 3ned bes Stubiums lit anaes
geben: Bel 493 Sortbilbung, BEL so
4blegung Der Sberlebrerinnenpriiz
flung. BEL 81 3ulahung Gil atabemiz
f6en 5adpriifungen, BEL SO @orbez
reitung CUR Softorpromotion. Gnos
liG nod bic 5rage Der 0orbilbung:
81 befiben beutf4e Reife3eugniTe, 7
Yrimareife, 276 finb bsutf9e- 2ebz
rerinnen, 80 beiiBen ausldnbif9e 8ac=
calaureatss, Slaughter unb fpnitiae
afabemifde @rabe, a baben beutf9e
Softor> pber foniise atabemiide
Yriifungeu beitanben.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-06

mid, mir fDnnte iebt en- Srinf gut
ftenbe. SD ben MIDI E tpentg LANCER
in ben Salubn uffgebalte pie meine
Sntenf9en getpeie IS, aptper sic mile
ia gut senug, bab mel nit 10 laufe
fam tpie mer min, mann mer &omz
penie finne buht I'm bann BEN i9 AUDI
eebentt, for mas ben t9 benn mel
&id, mann i9 nit beim fabre fann.
@ie i9 bann enbli9 E Sf9ebns ges
babt ben, mid BON bic 9Gne los gu
made, Do i'm i9 in mel 8ossie. Sus
9ailGe is 10 f90n %selaufe, baB i9 Die
erDbte Sreub bran ge6abt ben. SD
fin orig nib in's 9eii9t eepeie I'm
mitaus bdB ids ben belfe tonne fin
i9 eineei9lofe. Sn mein S9lof ben
i9 nod for e gauge Weil sefiiblt, baB
Ger Strip INNER mod s%elaufe is III
bann is allies e glGnf gu mid ges
porbe. Wie i9 uffgenedt i'm, Do BEN
i9 in ben 8osgie geiOBe I'm es mar
beGi9tiger Dag. Der Saul bot Do
geItanne I'M bot gef9nort tubiet Die
8Gnb, I'm tpie i9 uff mel 1br gegudt
ben, Do is Is anDlf llbr Mittags ges
nefe: Mer BEN grab autieit bic 3itz
tie 2immits geituppt IN mare nod
feline sebn Minnits bon ben Salubn
entfernt. SD i'm 10 talt sepeis, bab
i9 elm S9iq na9 ben arttere friegt
ben. Wea. i4 i'm aus ben 8oggie
getf9umpt In ben ben Strip { Wipa
ping setppe, baB er getf9umpt is, pie
10 { iunges 80del9e. Wie er munter
genug mar, Do i'm i9 pibber in bas
8pggie I'M ben i'm bic Wipp setupe.
DINNER Bis mer beim lin tomme, is er
nod iiptpe mol eingei9lofe I'm grab
pie ner in Srpnt BON met !9aus gez
ftappt ben, Do is er umgefdae I'm bot
audi nod bic Oei9iel perbrp4e. SD
benfe nit ben 9ail6e 9en i9 en- Subj
aus mid sema9t.
Wpmit i'd, Derblsibe
Sine Sbrn liefper
Pbilipp @ dueramper.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-06
DamDrrltllgeS.

Gin NOrsIer. Sat: ,&eas
ler, bas Sleii9 lit 10 bart, DaB man
bas bifiel &ra1t, bas es sibt, eleid)
pieoer benin &auen Derbrau6en
muB."
= Selb It ber It dnbIf9. Sin
G9riftiteller: SD ppnte mid NAL
na9 benz S9idful meinsr @opene
rSie inbif9e Wittpe" ertunbigen?"
&ebafteur: nSie lit p%erbrannt tpors
ben."
= Cine Moberne. r@orum
malen Sic benin ni9t audi einmal Sbs
rem @atten2" P~prtrdtiftin: v6ab's
i9on perfu9t. =. ebe i6 aber bamit
fertig perbe, bab' i4 INNER einen
neueit."
= ii It I. 9anfier Gals elm
2ebemann I'm feline SD6ter dn5Glt
unb audi feline S9ulben erpdbnt):
mWie? Mdtaisfauienb Murf S9ulben
bdben Sie.. uno iinb nidt sinmaI
ubelis!"
nftIerbaar r. gait:
r@Iio. S5r SObn lit Mufiterg" 0irt6
(ftol5): nSa, unb mas fir elmer;
f6an'n sic, bas lange 9aar, tpel9es
sic ba in Der Suppe ha5en. oas it
bon ibm!!"
= Gin t. rSit IS fpa6r,
Trau &an5leirath, bdb Sbr Mann
Iol9' Elm psbant iitg" : nNa unb Oh!
Wenn i1 einen neuen Gut min, muB
i9 suoor Bel ibm iariftlid barum pc,
titipniren."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1906-02-06

= @nsei9en. .l1nier OberfDr,
fer mub aber iebr tranf iein." rWa<
rum benng" rgr 6at seftern bic srits
Wahrheit aefaat."