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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
Cash Your Cheeks.

It Is not well to keep checks locked
up In your desk. Cash them. 1t Is Sc
curity for yourself. IL the drawer Is
not entirely reliable. and n favor to
MIN If he is. stale" checks are an
annoyance to bank officials and gen.
eral hiudrance. Cash your checksl
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

as your wife having a good time at
the seashore?'
Yes; she's enjoying herself splen-
didly."
Il suppose her letters are very cheer
ing:"
NO; she doesn't write at ALL
Judge.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
CALL OF THE WILD.

When the weather man is dishing
Waves of heat at every throw,
Then If ever man goes fishing
Is the time he wants to go.
So he fills trimming fiagon.
Gets some tackle and a tent
And then. jumping in the wagon
Tells the man to let her went
Hear
Those wheels
Buzzing in your head?
= Feel
4 That queer sensation
Gnawing at you
Under your new S.2S
Washable vest?
That is the call of the wild.
Nature.
Who never was bashful,
Speaks right up and says:
Man.
You blooming chump,
Come away
From that hot town!
Come to the woods,
Where there is nothing
But solitude
And mosquitoes"
And. as We said
In the delightful
And immortal little verse
At the top
OF this spasm, +
He goes.
Sure,
He goes.
He doesn't know any better.
Though experience
Has raped him over the knEckles
Many times,
lie goes
Looking for n bite
And the mosquitoes
And gnats.
Knowing why he is there,
Accommodate him
Good and plenty.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Mrs. Jones just got a divorce from
her husband for throwing salad in her
face" said one.
did she get alimony?" asked the
other
mo" replied the first. "she got the
salad"-New York Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
Silyery Innings.

There's no use in crying,
In moaning and signing,
While sunny days tighten
The gray hours Of gloom.
Be happy. my dearie,
And smiling and CHEEKY:
Your burden will brighten
And blossom and bloom.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
PlTH AND POINT,

You will usually find this in the obit.
uary of Il successful business man: He
did not mingle in society"
The best you can do isn't going to
help you very much unless it is better
than some other mars best.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
legation Guard at Pekinu.

Peking, Aug. Nv. w. Rockhill,
the United States minister, received
word that, in accordance with his ad-
vice, only 1875 marines will be sent
as a legation guard at this city to re-
lieve the guard on duty. The present
guard will be sent to the Philippines
when relieved
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

whats the chief product of. Pana-
MAJ"
And the great statesman never look
ed up from the momentous document
as he replied:
"Conyersation. "-Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
Rough on ReEEy

Tommy-What is the height of fol-
ly,"' pa?
Pa-Your sisters beau, my son. He
Is six feet two.-Detroit Tribune.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Anticipated pleasures rarely come up
to the specifications made and provided
In the contract
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Lots of people give up before they
begin, then howl because results don't
come their way.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
Cool.

MARY" Mrs. Housekeep called from
the foot of the stairs. how about
breakfastY'
had oversight herself, we naden't trou-
BILE to bring me amy. l amt very hun
CRY this mornin' ''-Philadelphia Press
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

The man who works is apt to be more
capable than the man who gets worked.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Customer-Have you any porpoise
shoe laces?
New Clerk-Aw. come off. Stop
stringin' me. Parpoises don't wear
shoes. Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

A good complexion is one that Is
powder proof.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

"Miss May" began Mr.. Hoamley,
"would you-er-be mad if l were to
kiss your"
Not necessarily" replied the bright
girl. "but l would certainly be mad to
let you."-Baltimore News.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
Only In Name.

Only In Name.
''He is determined after this to lead
the simple life"
II had no idea he had as much money
as all that
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
Since the Fire Prices Have Ad-
vanced on an Average of
SO per ZOO Feet.
GRAND JURY INVESTIGATED
IMPORT AS THE LUMBER DEAL
ERs ARE ACCUSED OF DIscRiM.
NATION.
Publishers Press1

San F1~.---.. -.-.,. A.-aobert T.
Devlin, United States district attor-
ney, has begun an investigation OF
the alleged combination of lumber
dealers, and if he finds that the facts
warrant prosecution will take action.
The local grand jury recently began
an inquiry iato the methods BY which
lumber rates were raised Much data
and considerable evidence were gath
cred when it was learned that such
affairs are beyond the authority OF
the body. In a letter to the FOREMAN
Of the grand jury the United States
attorney asked for any information or
evidence Sc cured during the investi-
CATION.
The situation is of serious import
to the lumber dealers. They are &C
cused of showing discrimination to
certain contractors and other large
consumers, and with violation of
trade statutes in various other ways.
Since the fire, the prices of lumber
have advanced on an average of So
per 1000 feet, and it is rumored that
another increase of 81 to 81 is in con-
temptation.
Accused Of Jury Fixing.
Chicago, Aug. /. - Stephen A.
Grove, proprietor Of the Revere
House and brother OF Pat Grove of
Cudahy kidnapping notoriety, was in
dicted by the grand jury here on
charge of attempting to bride juror
to hang" the jury which sentenced
the circuit court clerk, John A. Cooke,
to the penitentiary on a charge of
stuffing payrolls. Thomas B. Carr
told the grand jury Of attempts made
to influence his vote and identified
Grove as the man who offered him
$1,000 to prevent the jury arriving at
a verdict Grove was arrested and
his bail was fixed at $4,000.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Responsibility sits but lightly upon
the man who has given no hostage.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

DR.. l.. S. Chenoweth will return
from his eastern trip August 25th.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Bachelors buttons are appropriately
worn with bleeding hearts.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
Purifying Politics.

Pucitying Politics.
'He would vote for a yellow dog II
1t were on his party ticket"
Say, it would be quite an improve
ment, too, over some of our modern
officials, wouldn't you think?"
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Himself being judge, no man ever
took a mean advantage.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Too many people are companionable
only when their intellect isn't working
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02
First Aid.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Some men wear their price mark so
conspicuously that it Is embarrassing
to be caught looking In their direction.
At present investigating committees
seem to be paying more attention to
nerve tonics than to whitewash.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

There are lots of people in the world
whose sole business is getting ready to
Inherit money.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Women are partly responsible for all
that is done in this world and entirely
responsible for most of what Is said.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

We would like to have the coal man
take notice that while we burn money
for pleasure without grumbing, when
we burn it for necessities we want our
moneys worth
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-02

Extremes meet. but they are seldom
friendly.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17

G. A. Lindbergh, Of Little Falls,
who is out for the republican nomina.
tion for congress in opposition ia
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17
SOUTH PARKER

Aug. 13-Mr, 81. Oby has been on
the sick list for the past week. but is
around again now.
The farmers around here have begun
cutting their small grain.
A lot of the young fellows here are
getting ready for their annual pill
grimage to the western harvest fields
Mr.. and Mrs. S. NJ. Stone and Miss
Jessie McBye were in Little Falls on
business Monday. They also took in
the circus while in town.
All who attended ths circus from
this place say it was line for it's size.
: A number of young folks from Gull
drum spent Sunday at VIM. Bailey's
- Threshing will soon commence in
this vicinity.
The Methodist minister from Ran
dali preached at the Free Methodist
church Sunday morning.
Mrs. Alice Oby has been laid up
with a felon, but she is getting better
now.
The sheriff was out this way last
Tuesday.
Miss Julia Oby is expectd home
Tuesday to spend the renal ader of her
vacation. She has been attending sum
ner school and has also been visit
ing her sister, Mrs. W. S. Gish, of
Little Falls.
-Alic and Amos Oby expect to 20 to
North Dakota to work in tie harvest
ields as soon as haying is over.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17
VINELAN0

Aug. 9.-W. J. Sullivan attended
the county school meeting at Prince
ton last week
Glenn Oliver. Annie Sullivan and
Edca Oliver returned from Princeton
Saturday.
Mrs. Tompkins had the misfortune
to slip and fall one day last week
tanning her 50 severely as to make it
difficult for her to attend to her regu-
lar duties.
Rev. Thomas 9rier Of the Asbu,y
NJ. E. church, DuIath. preached at
Vinsisnd Aug. 1st. Dr.. Clemans held
Fourth Quarterly Conference on Tues
day evening Aug. 7th
Little Freddy Albsrts came near be.
ing the victim of very seri us acct
dent few DAYS ago. In some way
he got holt OF bottle Of arbolie
acid, but fortunately he spilled most
Of it on his clothing, getting only 4
little on his face but none in his
mouth Cove Pioneer
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17
6. A. R. tNCAMPMfNT
National ORGANIZATION
Holds Meeting In
Minneapolis

about 80 members OF Workman
Post, G.. A. r. attended the National
Ercampmeut of the Grand Army Of
the Repu blic held in Minneapolis this
week. The local delegation were un-
der the command of John X. Brooks,
commander Of the post, and were. &C.
companiad by abcat 20 members Of
the W. r. c., the auxiliary order.
Monday evening reception was
held at the state capital by National
Commander Tanner, which was at
tended bv many. A msmoth parade.
including all visiting delegations, was
held. Workman post occupying posi-
ton in the second division: Many of
the veterans visited tee old soldier s
home near Fort Smelling, VIII re they
met old comrades-in arms.
Men wh) fought side by side for
the preservation Of the Unicn met
after many years of separation and
many were the anecdotes and remem-
brances of the strenuous days OF the
SOS that were recalled. A pathetic
sida was brought out when the roll
was called and great numbr were
reported as passed to the great be-
youd. While many of the veterans are
still hale and hearty, others are on
the decline and will never attend an
other re union.
But their memories will be kept
green after their departure, fer the
citizens of this great and glorious
country will never forget the tribute
they owe to every man who shouldered
his share Of the bruut Of battle in the
grest Civil War.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17
mean any great amount Of trouble.

e. A. Lindbergh is conducting the
sort Ct campaign that generally wins,
and the opinion appears to be quite
general that he will win. This week
he IS in the heart of what has always
besn considered tie enemy's country,
and even there is meeting with a sur.
prisirg cordial reception.
90
The buffalo journal CT Aug. 10.
1905, in an article on the conereesion-
al campaign, says Mr. Buckman
does not appear to be doing much IN
this county. He has sent ont a cir
cular letter and folder to the voters,
but no work has been done for him
by local Office holders worth mention
ing, and they are keeping very qoiet.
1t is expected they will get busy, but
they do not meet with much encour.
aeement from the voters. Unless they
are able to change things very ma
terially Mr.. Lindbergh will have a.
ane majority in Wright county.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17
North Parker

Aug. 14.--Auaust Jaschke has re.
turned from Little Falls, where he
recently submitted to an operation.
4. Parker defeated Todd Sunday in the
last of series Of baseball games, by
score Of % to 49, Parker has Won
every game.
Nearly all the man from this section
will leave soon for the West.
Hugh Nutter and son left Wednes.
day for tho Dakotas
J. P. Little and son, Waltz, will
le I'VE Sunday for North Dakota.
Henry Gawnson left Monday for tho
West.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17
HAULED'w1TH COMPRESSED Air.

HAULED WITH COMPRESSED Air.
"A novel use of compressed air IS
made by some railway companies in
the southern states of America, says
the Rail way News. When the loads
of cotton for export are being taken to
the coast, there Is always danger Of
such highly indammatle material be-
coming damaged through sparks from
the locomotive. To prevent this the
locomotive boilers are filed with COM
pressed air. A train load of several
thousand bales OF cotton can be hauled
bv these LOGON olives at a rate of IL
miles an hour. although no FIRE what.
ever is used In working them. One Of
the great productions of this age is
golden grain belt beer. It is always
refre shing and wholesome. It's purity
and healthf1l qualities make 1t the
ideal home beverage Order of your
nearest dealer or be supplied by r. w.
Hagen, Little Falls. 49,. -.- -.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17

THE VOICE OF The PRESS

be few tears. Browns Valley Iri-
bune.
The above is fair sample of the
comment Of the republican papers of
the state outside the 9Th district. We
lave yet to see the fret one that advo
Gates the return of Mr.. Buckmsn.
Todd County Independent, Aug. 4,
1905: 1t is a noteworthy fact, that
all newspapers supporting Bnckman.
with few exceptions, hold postottice
appointments. See tie point?
When as prominent man as James
Martin cannot support car didate for
denomination. something must be rs
ideally wrong with the latter. Mar
tin was appointed postmaster IF St.
Cloud on the recommendation Of
Buchanan. But as Martin could not
see his way clear to support Buchanan
he rendered his resignation this week.
wv
Menahga Journal, Aug. 8. 1905:
Considerable interest in the congress
sional fight is being shown up here
and everything points to Lindbergd as
the favorite.
Chas. A. Lindbergb, the bright
young attorney of Little Falls, who is
seeking the nomination of congress.
man, is a clean cut man and one who
is looking out for his people BE is
the man who will do something for
his constituents.
Todd County Independent Aug. 4.
1905: Chss. A. Lindbergh, candidate
for the republican nomination for con-
gress is visiting every village of the
district, getting acquainted with the
voters, Unlike his oppouent he visits
the every dav working man and
wherever he goes receives dattering
promises of support. The present in
cumbent has held the Office TIE past
four years, and has accomplished not
much more, than to build up p7wer-
full political machine, by judicioua
poetofice appointments, to perpetuste
himself in Office, and he depends
mainly on this machine to reflect
him, for he knows that his record
will never do it. At present he ls
also covering the district, Uniting
the high Places but he will never
visit the common voters, they are out
of his class
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17

THE St. Joseph's Aid Society held
their annual meeting Thursday, Aug.
9th and elected the blowing officers
Ptesident-John Kerrich.
Vice Pr :sident-Donat Trettel.
Secretary-J. j. Grass.
Financial Secretary-aerman Itch.
Treasurer P. Brick.
Finance committee-John Billstein,
Felix Plettl, NJ. V. Wetzel.
=. Banner carrier-Carl Ehman.
. Marshall-M. V. Wetzel.
Financially the society Is in very
good standing.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17

When are we to understand that
Editor Fuller of the Little Falls
Transcript tells TIE truth regarding
B1ckman; before or since the latter
appointed him postmaster there.
Mr.. Lindbergh is man of moral
and intellectual attachments, and has
shown an aptitude for public affairs
which entities him to most favorable
consideration on the part of the vot-
er.-St. Cloud Journal Press.
The Minneapolis Journal of June
20, 1905, says: 1T is not to be sup
posed that MIR. Buckman neglected
his duties in hurrying from Washing.
ton before such little matter az the
meat inspection bill, the rate bill, and
othera had been agreed upon. But
the Buchanan controlled papers are
now telling us that he voted for these
measures.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17

Our Next e.
intention to prevent. unscr1 pulous
political as FROM filing IL IL the I'd
eral Offices with men who were to
do election aerirg fox them in return,
and thus bull up politiral c:schica
at the expense of the government.
Grove City Times. Aug. 3, 1906:
The contest in tals congressional dis
trict for the repu 6lican nomination
for congressman is attracting atten.
ton all over the state, and the predic
ton is freely made that the present
incumbent is doomed to defeat. Mi
Lindbergh is making an active, and
energetic canvass, has been in every
county of the district, and is meeting
hundreds of the voters each day
More than this he has taken the peo'
pie in the district into his co ,fidence,
and outlined his position on the lead
ing questions that are before the
American people for solution at the
present time. We believe that it will
be for the best interests of the people
Of the district to nominate, and elect
man who will represent the people,
and not special interests.
Hubbard County Clipper, Aug. 9,
1906: A five course dinner lin Wash
ington) is more important to som
congressman than the Sixth congress
sioral district of Minnesota.
The Minneapolis Journal records a
confidential session between Senator
Nelson, Congressman Buchanan and
James A. Martin of St. Clo7d, and
says they talked of matters other than
the weather. News and Comment in
Duluth News Tribune.
This probably explains the resigna.
tion of Mr.. Martin as postmaster at
st. Cloud, he having taken that step
rather than I've coerced into taking an
active part in Congressman Buck
mans campaign for denomination.
Staples World, Aug. 2, 1905:
James A. Martin has resigned as
postmaster at St. Cloud, to take effect
as soon as a successor can be ap.
pointed L. is broadly limited that
''Sunny Jim" is not in sympathy
with the aspirations of Congressman
Buckman for reelection, but he could
not oppose him without exhibiting
what Shakes peare calls the marble
hearted neutrality-suspicious., and Jim
mas not any of that in his makeup.
Martin stock has gone up several
points in our estimation.
Todd County Argus, Aug. 2, 1905:
James A. Martin has resigned as post.
master at St. Cloud. This comes like
a bolt of LIGHTNING from a clear sky to
most of his friends throughout the
state, az it was rumored some days
ago that he would probably take the
management of Buckman's campaign.
though this was denied. His resigna-
tion means that he cannot support
Buchanan and wants to be perfectly
free to do as he likes. Mr.. Martin
was appointed by Buchanan some eigh-
teen months ago and has been an e.
cellent official. He is not well fixed
so far as wealth is concerned, but he
is an honest, square-toed man and
detests sham aud corruptionist.
G. A. Lindbergh, of Little Falls.
who is out for the republican nomina.
tiOn for congress in onnnaition -
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1906-08-17
DIFFERENT METHODS.

Grove City Times, Aug. 10, 1905:
When he was here last week Con-
gresham Buchanan established himself
in an upper room in HotelReicnert and
was quietly visited by his trusted
henchmen here. It Is likely that it
was arranged that Mr.. Lee should have
the privilege Of saying who shall fill
the various Offices in the county In the
gift OF congressman and in turn the
county was promised to him. Mr..
Buchanan was seen very little on the
streets of our village, as he apparent.
ly considered 1t sufficient to see the
wire pullers, trusting to tell the peo.
pie how to vote.
G. A. Llndbergh. of Little Falls,
who is candidate for the republican
nomination against Buchanan, was al
50 here last week. He is frank and
open hearted gentleman and was out
at an early hour visiting business
houses and workshops, giving them
hearty nandshake and telling them in
his impressive way his business. The
people seemed pleased to meet this
earnest and energetic gentleman and
feel they can vote for such man with
clsar Conscience. They believe he
would be a credit to the district and
to tho state. as bis record is above
reproach and his garments have not
on them tho order Of graft. The
charge of timber stealing cannot rest
against him and he will not. be found
on the side Of corporations and bood-
le.s and against the common people.
Mr. Lindbargh has q future bright
with possibilities for good for the
people in their struggle with tho
trusts and grafters. Prairie
Argus
Foley Independent. Aug. 3: In case
Lindbereh Is ---nomlnated the Demo:
Gratis will offer no opposition to his
election. In case Buchanan is they will
put up an Independent Candidate.
From this which would you think
was the strongest and best candidate.
Bets are being made that Hon. c.
A. Lindbergh Will carry two-tnirds of
the counties in thessixth district. II
this is true where will Bnckman get
of.
90,
Monticello Times Aug. 2: Buck.
man says some Of the boys are sore
because he could not give them an
Office. Is Jim Martin sore, or does he
have q conscience which refuses to
let him support man of Buckman's
political character-well known by
everybody who knows anything about
politics, as the tool OF the lumber
trust and subservient servant of the
railroads. If he can find anyone in
Wright county who are supporting
him except postmssters and office
holders, his must indeed, have a very
sharp eye.