The Washington herald., 1906-10-14

II makes no difference how often and
peEsistently the place changes its Iocs-
ton. Mr.. Taft seems TO be Just the man
for it, all the same.
Trinity" the new universal Ia.ous,a
invented By Dr. $. A Frazier of CaIi-
tornia. contains no "cuss" words How
ever, an old seadog like Admiral Evans
is not obliged to learn any such new
trick as that.
According 70 the press DISPATCHES ..ar
elderly Pittsburg millionaire has elopa4
Win an eighteen-year-old girl" Why
/ waste So7d money paying telegraph tolls
on the word "Pittsburg"
30 far no one has asked President PAL
ma where he got 60, but "a good many
/ south American cx-Presidcnts will want
10 know why he left it,
The government has succeeded in cap
/ turing the King OF the A0onshiners~
I down iH Virginia. but there me- sim
. thought 20 bc few tWO-Spots at large
Il would seem that the Biblical iniunr-
/ ton 10 the effect that the Grsl shall be-
/ last and the last shall be first fits Presi-
( dent Palma like q glove.
Mr.. Croker draws sharp distinction.
! IL not difference. between back talI-
/ from an American newspaper and ana Eng
/ lIsh newspaper.
Mr. Hearst declares that his accent
/ aHce of the nomination Is based upon his
/ ioeas oi party welfare" Others see IN
/ 1t only party farewell.
I It seems that the Manila man vino
stole his mother-iu-law tombstone tried
I 20 pawn H. but The pawubr0ker gave
/ him The marble heart
Perhaps that threatened Municipai
/ Ownership League Endorsement of AI-
( Hughes Is just a foxy flank movement
upon the part Of Mr.. Hearst
Secretary Taft says that Cuba shall
nave independence only when fair cleo
/ LonS are assured. For genuine diplomacy
/ thdi statement can't be- beat.
That Tammany tiger. once wont te
/ strut around like the main exhibit of the
| greatest show on earth. would hardly
draw a salary in dime museum these
/ days
The supreme court Of Minnesota has
I refused TO allow both the names Of Johr
/ a. Johnson and John ". johnson on tha
official subernatoriaI ballot Evidently
/ the court considered thar a case of TOO
much johnson.
The St. Louis GIobe-Democrat quotes
Uncle joe Cannon as saying that
the Democratic campaign book LED"
about him. Perhaps the Dcnocrlrf-
campaign committee Intended that as q
delicate compliment to the Speaker
Photograph records and moving pictures
are playing great part in the present
New York campaign. This is great
year for machine methods, after all.
When Mr. Hearst gets worried over The
abuse he has received he might fad
consolation by recalling the case of TIoke|
Smith
Isn't this the closed season for the open
car2
The report that Abdul Hamid recently
displayed great nerve while undergoing
q surgical operation isn't especially newsv
Displaying great nerve is AbduTs long
suit
The wonderful transformation now 40
ing on in New York of Mr. HYDE Murphy
into Or. Jekyll Murphy is being watched
with Keen interest T.. the country all
large
Mr.. John Sharp Williams says he is for
BRYAN but against Organism. That
looks like playing both ends against the
middle
That two mnlion-dollar chandelier scan
dal over in Pennsylvania may call for
lime as well as light
Mr. Hearst says the old-tme Democrat
Is a humbub. 4 mere memory. in fact.
An OwOsso girl committed suicide as q
result Of reading bad novels IT affected
The balance OF us that way this country
would soon be dcpopulated.
The Cincinnati Times-Star claims 10
have discovered the limit Of political de-
pravity- No one ia the discovering busi-
ness las ever been able 10 do that before
Ar esteemed contemporary refers 90 ;be|
Cuban revolution as AN opera bouff.
affair Since Gen. Funston has been rr- f
dered home We are quite sure ii ISN'T
tank drama.
American women, says Sir Thomas
Upton. are the best in the world.
Evidently Sir Thomas Is taking "a new
tack in lis quest Tor the cup
That crazy man ont in idaho who at