The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-06
With the Long Bo,u
The Lean Man Said Be Much Better Able to Resist Dis
ease Than His Plump BrotherRch and Girlish Beauty
Of the Latter Something of q Snare.
Eve natures walks, sli

M oDERN scientific investigation in medical way now
M declares the plump is not necessarily the
heathies' the best able to resist disease The lean
only enjoys greater resistance weakness and de-
by but he stronger in the performance OF gwen task
In other words large fat deposit in the general tissue IS
evidence of good general nutrition
The rich girish beauty of the plump man, sometimes
called Fatty may delight the but when 1T comes to walk
ing downtown in the morning. running four blocks to
fire. Fatty blows fuse and sent to the repair SHOP
his is merely put into condition for the
day by this little burst Of Yet we must CONFESS
that the "scrpter is against this view. David sings:
.'The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree he shall
N grow like cedar in Lebanon .
.They shall still bring forth fruit In OLD age; they sn1
be fat and fourshing.'' .-
But YOU will notice that Righteousness condition OF
foursing in the of the fat Righteousness seems
to offset the medical handicap that Fatty IS under ohoer
the business handicap Of righteousness FATTY appears 10
flourish otherwise the lean bears off the palm Our
great model Mr. Rockefeller is lean to the point OF
scrawniness and Russell Sage is ''spare
While we speak thus officially against the plump man, ne
as rule quite comfortable to have around-When you
don't want the garden spaded or the yard raked
stWho's Who for 1906, is valuable publication to us
wealthy It only contains 10000 biographies OF the
besknown fat boys but the cataog announcement tells us
this 49,
'tBy way Of still further increasing the utility of the
book the number of mans and daughters IS recordeo
ALSO where necessary his motor number his telephone
number and his Geographic address, " -. A.:
So it seems that even the Wlywagons get into Who g
person Is NY A1oo
may take down his ''Who's Who' and ascertain exactly
which fat boy is amusing himself
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s'Hair steaers'' have made their appearance in New
Orleans again this and only the other night two young
girls who were viewing parade robbed OF some OF
their hair off while they interested in the
pageant An effort to be made by the police to locate the
miscreants who making practice OF hair stealing
Meantime Uncle when he to town carrying
revolver:
Cleveland Mnn is going to have treat Saturday
night in the performance by the Cleveland Dramatic
pany the local operahouse Of Joe the Waif the Pet
Of the Camp After of the old vaudeville and
after SMALL hot in Sarah Bernhard, would ask
greater treat after milking tme than soft front bench
circle in the Cleveland town hall next Sat
urday night to see poor old Joe do perish.
The other day little girls from to years Of age
They rang the doorbe in took off Their
little things and sat down ready to be amused. You ough
have throw ourselves. Little girls have this dis
tinct advantage that you love several Of them '
onet.' Ernest Dawson, poet sings to the little girl
song that is good enough to print:
Little lady of my heart!
a little longer
Love me; will pass and part,
Ere this love grow stronger
s thou leavest fairyland
Darker thy tresses;
Soon no more of hand in hand;
Soon caressesl
Little lady o., Of my heart!
a child; then will part,
Ere this love grow stronger
It is easy enough tell which little girls and whic
are little girls When two little girls sweeter tina
little girl that is proof that they still little girls
but when little girl is sweeer than two little girls
then *. - A D. H.