The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1906-08-18
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It's queer" "Whatf'' The man
VINO pays as he goes Is most welcome
TO stay."-American Spectator.
Why is this cheese SO full Of holes r
THAT'S all right 1t needs all the fresh
air 1t can get"-Cleveland Leader.
Wears WIfe-Now can any Of You
children tell me of another nrkf Bright
Child-Ark the 'Erald Angels Sing r'-
Punch
Has he said anything significant yet
of his intentionsf" mo. ma. he's the
most Insignificant man ever knew
Houston Post.
PARTNERSHIPS married an optician. |
Patrice-Well. she always said she
liked man who could look into her
eyes.-st Louis Post-Dlspatch-
Blobbs-Is the population Of London
more dense than that of New York;
Slobbs-Sure. Did you ever try to tell
an Englishman joke?-PhIladelph
Record.
Does your Congressman do much
workT said Farmer Corntassel. I'VE
Jest hire him to take the blame when
things don't go to suit us."-Washing-
ton Star.
You say that your friend was utter
" Frustrated by a mere case Of mis-
taken identltyr "Yes. He mistook q
toadstool for a mushroom. Washing
ton Star.
THE people in the next fat seem to
be fond Of the latest songs" Yes.
They don't appear to care for any that
are sung earlier than 10 p. m."-Wash-
ington Star.
How do 1t happen dat all the an
gels We see in pictur' books is dyin'T
'Lawd, mani Once they finds out dey
got wings, nuthin' can hold 'em AT
lanta Constitution.
Stella-Professor Lee says candy Is
Il cure for fatigue. Bella-That's true;
n man who brings me chocolates never
makes me as tired as man who
doesn't.-Harper's Bazaar.
Hello! l want to see Mr.. Smith at
the telephone" "Ar. Smith says II
you want to see him at the telephone
you will have to come to his office; he
hasn't time to go to youra"-Washing-
ton Star.
Mrs. Hiram Offen-Why, Bridget, at
this rate my dishes won't last any time.
Bridget-Don't We worry, ma'am
they'll last as long as l will, fur III
be Paving ye the Observation-Disclosures
phia Press.
sAh," sighed the lovelorn youth, may
not hope that you will be mine for
ever and foreverT why, yes" re
Piled the cruel girl, with a yawn, you
may hope that long II you wish."-Phil
adelphla Press.
Club Chatter.-The Old soldier-Yes
sir, and l can tell you that I've had si1
horses killed under me In war. INT
Motorist-Poohl that's nothing. w
had a dozen pedestrians killed unde
me.-Pick-Me-Up
Nell-Well, their engagement Is OIL
Belle-The idea 1t was only an
nounced yesterday. What did the
quarrel about? Nell-As to which wa
the most unworthy of the other.-Phil
adelphia Ledger.
JInks-Hello, Blinks Hear you ha
great time getting married-eiope
with the girl-father and mother fur
ous-gave chase, but they didn't cate
YOU. did they? BlInks (sadly) Mo-
New York Weekly.
= She wrote: circumstances owe
!. which have no control compel me
- reject your offer of marriage. Your
= etcp He wired: "What circumstances
!. Reply prepaid" She wired; your
n Collect"-Cleveland Leader.
N The Missus-Brldget, how man
RI times have l told you never to poi
or coffee grounds into the sink? The Ma
r. Sure. mum, an Dim that loneson
8 that an Afternoon call firm plumD'
be wudn't 20 bad.-Cleveland Pain Dea
p. er. =,
an .Para.D said the teacher OF the XII
IN deroar ten class, SIS where the ruDD
be oonss from. What do you know abo
On para rubberY A little hand went u
Of aYou may answer, Georsiana." Il 9
para rubber shoes. III
une.
"Haye you decided where you w
an nd the summerf mo-" answer'
M Mr.. Kepdown; I'm going to let u
q wife decide this year. She used
in wake me up in the dead Of the Mig
,ast summer to remind me that pick
hit the Mace out."-Detroit Tribune
lD Small Edgar had accompanied
DIS mother to church and on the way hol
in no said; "Mamma, why do they call
IN minister .Neverend'T HE Is call
I'm reverend, my dear; not reverend,
or arnlalned the mother. "Well," repli
to- Edgar, 81 thought he would never
er. to-day."-Chicaso News
Try The Good Observation-Disclosures
'da condition OF the world now, the beg
18th ming was good, and this good was to
hin mans permanent possession Inc III
scene is all happiness, all beauty;
-amember II now is like dream
pav ID. ]. Stafford, Roman Cathol
- washington. d. O.
zen Scholarship is not the ch
- -, thing; culture is more than schol
po. sh,n colleges should give cultu
e as They do not always do so. Some sr
u schoIars are great Doors and not I
.aS are the children of culture who ne
'an saw college. Mary was Ignorant
zen hooks, yet disciplined by sorrow, b
'a' ia the most perfect character In hlsto
-Rev. N. NJ. Waters, Congregation