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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-10-14

Charles Frohman Will present Sam Bernard
in musical play, entitled THE Rich Mr..
Hoggenheimer," at Wallacks Theatre beginning
October %. The book and lyrics of the play are
by Harry Smith, and the music by Ludwig
Highlander Mr.. Bernard will have the support of
a large company, which will include Georgia
Caine. Catherine Hutchinson. Marion Carson.
Flossie Hope, Carrie Bowman. Edwin Nicander
Percy Ames, Ivar Anderson, A G. kranZ
Charles Kenyon, Dwight Williams and John
Ardizonne. Until then Popularity will con-
tinue at Wallack's.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-10-14

Owing TO the success OF the Marsunes Ito
last season. Miss Adele Margulies announces
,nrsa chsmber music concerts at Mendelsson1
Hall on the following evenings-Novemoer -
January Is and February 10 assisted by Leo
mold Iichtenberg and Leo Schulz
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-10-14

Blanche Ring. in Charles Dillingham; produc
ton Of Miss Dolly Dollars" begins the last week
OF her engagement at the New York Theatre to-
morrow evening and viii be followed on the azd
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-10-14

8 Colertdge-TayIor win tour the United States
and Canada during November and Decenbsn
Mr. CoIeridge-TayIor has appeared as guest
conductor with most OF the principal orcnesus
and choral societies IN England. The engage
nnent is limited 10 twenty concerts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-10-14

Kari Crienauer announces hts only cello r.
cital this winter at Mendelssohn Hall THURSDAY
evening. November 10. assisted by the Grienau1
cello quartet.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
TO STUDY ANDES INDIANS.
University Sending Out an
Expedition.

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. December 17-One
Of the most important chronological expe-
ditions In the history OF Harvard Uni
versity will leave today under the leader
ship of Dr. w. c. Faradee for South
America to make an investigation among
the Indian tribes of the Andes noun tains.
Besides DR.. Faradee the party will in
clude Mrs. Faradee, ]. L. de Milhau and
]. w. Hastings of the Peabody Museum.
The party has in its possession letters from
President Roosevelt and Secretary Root
to various government officials in South
America.
The general oversight of the expedition
lies with Prof. F. w. Putnam, professor
Of American archaeology and ethnology at
Harvard, while the expense will be met by
an interested graduate whose name is
not disclosed.
The party will go by way of the isthmus
of Panama to Molendo, Peru. and thence
to Arequipa, where the permanent head
quarters will be made and from which
place reports will be sent from time to
time to Prof Putnam.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
WARRANTS FOR BANK OFFICIALS
Wreck Said to Be Due to Politics
Shortage NAV Be $500 600.

PITTSBURG, December IL. - Warrants
were issued here last night for certain Off
Gals of the failed Farmers and Drovers'
National Bank of Waynesburg, the oldest
national bank west of the Allegheny noun
tains, and tomorrow United States deputy
marshal will go to Waynesburg to serve
them.
1t is said that at least two and probably
more of the bank officials wiz be arrested
for juggling the money of the bank
1t is said that the shortage will run from
100000 to S7COoC0. The bank became in
volved in the last two political campaigns.
Daniel S. Walton, the president, aspired
to the senate, and was elected at the last
election, while j. B. Rinehart, the vice
president and cashier, has long been desir-
Gus of becoming the republican county
leader. 1t is said that the bank spent $780,
600 in the fight for state treasurer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
ASSAILS SALVATION ARMY.
Chancellor Andrews Thinks Its Relief
Work is Vicious and Pauperizinp.

LINCOLN, Neb.. December lin an
open letter to the local Salvation Army
captain DR.. E. Benjamin Andrews chan
celor of Nebraska University, criticzes
the army and sits methods of indiscrimi-
nate charity. The letter is a reply to an
appeal for funds for the annual Christ
mas dinner given by the army TO the poor
of Lincoln.
Il am against fake charity and In favor
of the real thing" he says. The army
here in Lincoln makes no statements &C
cessible to the public, either of its income
or of what 1t does with its money"
Discussing the general topic of indls-
criminate giving, Chancellor Andrews says:
THE army methods of so-called relief
work are vicious and pauperizing, and cal
culated to make your so-caled relief work
a plague. If you furnish charity dinners
for all who may come you will pauperize
and increase poverty and want, instead Of
relieving them"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
ATLANTIC CITY.
Special Correspondence of The star.

s'peciai correspondence OF The Star.
ATLANTIC CITY. December 10. 1906
1t is possible that before the winter has
ended wind-breaks. similar To thos,, that ei-
vide the outer end of the steel pier. will he
erected In exposed places in the most used
section OF the Boardwalk. Such a scheme
mas been recommended by the Atlantic City
motel men. and a committee of the council
Is now engaged in looking into the matter
OF cost and the legal aspect. and II ii can
be done at anything like a reasonable
inquire the work may be started immedi-
ately after Christmas Another plan seems
TO he meeting with greater favor espe-
cially from visitors. 1t is that instead of
building wind-breaks above the level of the
deck of the Boardwalk. the building be
started from the sand and run up to the
top of the hand rail of the esplanade.
This would afford protected spot for in
Vallds and convalescents in rolling chairs,
and in addition would afford sheltered
spot right on the beach. where small chill
dren could play in the sand and have
delightful time
Samuel Gompers. president of the Ameri-
can Federation of Labor. spent the early
part of the week at the Marlborough Bleu-
heim. 1t was said he had come to the
shore for the purpose of a conference with
Philadelphia labor leaders over an immi-
neht strike on the Philadelphia and Read
ing railroad. but he had no callers and he
rarely left the hotel during the few days of
his stay. He said he had Just come to the
shore for few days of rest and absolute
quiet
The following residents of Washington
have registered at the shore during the
week:
Hotel Dennis-Mr. and Mrs. Francis LeB
Smoit.
Hotel Princess-Mr. and Mrs c. c. Casey
Hotel Rudolf-Mrs. A. ID. Marks, Miss
Helen Marks and Miss Irene Hollander
Seaside House,. c. Dowell.
Hotel Wiltshire-Mrs. G. ]. May, Paul
May and Albert May
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
CLAIMS CHINESE THRONE.
Woman Pretender Asks Help of Great
Britain.

VICTORIA, b. c., December ia Man.
chu Banner woman, married to an English
officer of Gordons army. which suppressed
the TAPPING rebellion, announced anoy-
mously today that she has made claim to
the throne of China.
Unwilling to make public her name lest
relatives be assassinated-in Picking, she has
sent petitions to the British government
asking that her claim be taken up with
China.
She says she IS a direct lineal descendant
of the third Duke of Chou, and as such as
serts that her right to the throne of China
is prior to that of the empress dowager.
With her husband and family she has
been living in Victoria for twenty-one
years, since they came from Picking, where
is still living a younger brother, who, she
says, is next ia line to herself to China's
throne
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
Has Saved IT'S Lives.

LONDON. December E.-William James
Cobb. Who has saved IT'S lives during his
career as watcher on the Thames river at
Putney, was revealed as hero the first
time in his life at the southwestern police
court the other day. He was called to tes-
tify in the case of an attempted suicide,
who threw himself in the rive, and was
rescued by the hero. Cobb was highly COM
plirnented by the magistrate. who presented
him with a sum OF money in recognition OF
his services. II. is now proposed to apply
to the Carnegie Hero fund commission In
his behalf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
WALL PAPER

GREAT REDUCTION IN WALL PAPER. THIS
win interest you. We are doing fine work; moth.
ing but artists employed. Rooms papered: e2 up.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

FOR RENT-622 H ST NV, IL LARGE ROOMS,
furnace heat: good house for rooIn-re renting pur-
poses. Reduced to-. ....-..........--....S $40. 30
house. furnace heat: just north of Lincoln Park.
House beautifully finished .............. $50. 80
For Rent-Bargain in Columbia Heights, 1011
Otis place, 18th st. car line, 10 rooms, steam
heat; house and finished in hardwood: only
H. r. HowENsTEIN Co. 1914 F st NV.
de15-3t
FOR RENT-FASHIONABLE LOCATION. NEAR
Mass. and 22d st. NV No 2206 20" ST.
8 rooms and bath Newly papered and painted
WILLIAM CORCORAN HILL
de15-14t 1902 H st. NV
THE HARRISON REALTY COMPANY,
90I G ST. NV.
UNFURNISHED HOUSES FOR RENT
1107 st. NV, 7r. and b., furnace heat. $40 80
st. ne, 1r. and Observation-Disclosures. %. rs
912 eth st. ne. 1r. and b.............. % 80
1888 ~ St sw., Tr. and b. .............. 10. 80
APARTMENTS.
1929 ST. NV, LIST floor, Or. and b.. 500. 80
1910 9TH ST. NV, Sd floor. Ar. and b. .... Is 80
OFFICES.
1209-l1 Pa ave. NV: floors, heat and
electric elevator service. .......... S75 90 each
WAREHOUSES;.
1st and lexington place me-, 5000 So fit.
14O9 st. NV, 2 story, 2Ox4o. elevator,
FOR CoLoRED TENANTS. pe' "1"""
Nichols ave-, Anacostia, d. c., 3r and W.. IS. 90
de15-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

SEMI-DETACHED COTTAGE
for So $50 and on easy terms; 6 rooms and attic
tiled bath, good cellar hot-water heat; $l5
monthly will get It,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

NEW HAMPSHIRE AVE. RESIDENCE.
A modern home; uOTWATER HEAT; nine
rooms and bath; Is feet wide; fine repair. Price,
So, $50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
IT TELEPHONE MAIN 2O29.

FOR RENT TELEPHONE MAIN 2029.
WILLIAM X. ELLIS. 525 1Ith NV
1879 Corcn fur. .$l25.00 1852 9Th ne. 7r. IS 80
300 L NV Or $3.50 1886 Emerson ne, Or. IS so
2l49 NV, Or. $3.50 40 Myrtle ne. 7r.. is 90
635 f NV, Or .... Is. so 1T13 Hayes ct, Ar. $50
1866 X NV. Sr. Is. so Stable, 1929 NV. $50
del5-3t.eSu
FOR RENT-BY EILERSON & wEMPLE,
607 1ith st.
2437 Col. I'd: 12r 3d.. steam heat: $50 90 90
i93s + ST. I2r and b................. 5000
del5-3teS
FOR RENT-THAT UP-To-DATE MODERN
house In Anacostia near Nichols ave. For further
information apply
FLOYD Z. DAVIS. eth and s.w..
ae1s-st GEO. S. KING CO., Anacostia.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

SOUTHWEST HOME BARGAIN
3-stOry, 1QroOm brick; reduced to 81 600: very
large lot; side alley; would rent for $42O year.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

de153t eSu 713 l4th st. NV.
FOR sALE-17s7 CoRCORAN ST; DESIRABLE
3stoFy and cellar brick; 10 rooms and bath;
kitchen first foor 81 feet wide; good depth to
alley. Owner wants offer.
de1b-tf-5 II. L. RUST. eos 14th st.
FOR SALESMAN FOR BUILDERS OR INvES
l. tors; fashionable avenue In center Of city.
Lot SOI95 to alley. Improved by four frames,
leaving 20-foot vacant lot. Rental, 1854 Small
cash payment required. Address OWNER, 412
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
MOORE e. HILL Gncl. III 18th st "

de15-s,m,w
FOR SALE
Nine-room hohse on Newton ST. near
18th; hot-water heat; hardwood finish
on first floor; servants stairway; hand
sOmely decorated. Price only S. 5OO
TERMS TO SUIT.
FOR SALE
Eght-room house Dartmouth ST.:
hot-water heat; all modern conveniences.
Price only $4,000.
Small cash payment, balance In easy
monthly installments.
FOR SALE
Elegant houses on 18th st. near
Park road, Ingleside; hardwood flush
on first floor hot-water heat; handsome
tile bath; rear stairway; wide yerandas;
large grounds. Price only $3.50.
Terms liberal.
FOR SALE
14-room house between new Union sta
tion and the Capitol. Property that 10
sure to become exceedingly valuable.
VIII be sold at positive bargain.
CHOICE INVESTMENT
THOROUGHLY WELL-BUILT TWO
family apartment houses, located in one
of the best-renting sections of the city.
Handsome profit on investment.
TERRELL & LITTLE,
IA1S &c y, -x
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

FOR RENT-ON CAPITOL HILL. 3O4 n. c. AVE,
neat Groom brick, with cellar; all mod. imps.
Apply 800 n. C. (owner' della 81, eSu
FOR RENT-D %. THOMPSON CO. 1885 NV.
l7i5 18th NV. Or, b. .60.UU 205 ne, 8r b.. so
469 Fla NV, i1r. b IS 20 SGD ne. Or, b.. 225O
1903 s ST. h. a. sc 723 I'd ne, Or, b. 20.50
1906 Riggs pl Or b.. .35 90 1243 Md 6r b1s5 80
l244 Md ne, llr, b30.5 80 S25 9th Or, b.. so
l24e Md av ne. l1r b30 80 Alb ne, Or, W.. 49, so
223 me- IT. b. .27501 1872 Ben I'd D {, Oh, WIZ. so
100 ne. Or b. 81 so Store, 1908 10th NV 90
1902 It'll ne. ST. b. % so 1895 Gales ne, 5r 1900
1880 .st2 dwg. 25 so Berwyn, Md, 7r. w.l2. 90
AIS II ne. Or b. .25 50l616 La av, basem't 10 90
1906 ne. Or, b. % 90 1000 Kramer ne, Or. o. 90
9l2 18th ne, 7r b. -2400 Desk room. 1898 F.
1926 ne, Or. b. %. 80 no23-d. eSu
FOR RENT-BY r. o. HOFFMAN. REAL ES-
tate and Insurance Broker. 1920 N. Y. ave.
The Claiborne, Gsh x III :i6Z Wis l0r... 40 50
NV. apts 20 rooms JOB II NV, Sr. 40. 90
each. &23 S35 SIS. $50 l27 Sc. Or. 30 so
500 18th NV 16r. 80 00I2l NV. Sr. -. 80. 50
sI2 Conn av Tor. .sS 80 234 I'd ne, Or .le. so
Big Mass av i2r. SO. so i443 W. 7r. 70. 81
1900 NV. lor .65 90 l445 W. Or. 80. 80
1913 Tor. AZ 90 800 ne, 7r 80. 90
1875 NV. 10r. .4h00l 227 ne. Or. 90
e33 N. Or apt -. 45O0l3l4 f4th NV, Or ste 20 so
SOC 10th NV. Tor. As. 90 30 Fenton me- 5r. .12.00
OFFICES =,
9th II NV. $50 to % OJI Atlantic Coast Line"
Store, ~ q NV. 5000 bldg from $40 TO s3s
Sta Cal Phclps25 90 Stable rr 800 Sd ne IS 90
no20-d.eSu
FOR RENT-FINE CORNER, AMI, 1928 18th
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

18TH NEAR MASS. AVE.
Nine rooms and BATH lot 21xI2o; fine neigh
borhood. Price, $500. Want offer
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

SROOM HOUSES $4,000
Near 14th and U streets NV; biggest value In
houses of that size in Washington; beautiful ar
rangement, attractive appearance, fine finish.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17
FOR RENT-HoUsEs.
UNPUBLISHED.


FOR RENT
BY THE
AMERICAN SECURITY AND TRUST CO..
18th st. and Pa ave.
UNFINISHED HOUSES.
1929 S st. NV. rooms and bath. $3.50
63T @ st. NV. rooms and bath. ....... % so
60T I'd st. me-, rooms and bath. $50
1922 N. Y. ave. NV. will be remodeled for bus-
ness purposes.
FLAT.
lib G st. NV. 5 rooms and bath. ..... $50 90
OFFICE ROOMS.
FLAT AND OFFICE ROOMS.
TO3 18th ST. NV. o rooms and hath .$125.00
FURNISHED HOUSE.
2201 Mass. ave. IL rms. baths, hardwood. ele-
, vator. handsomely furnished, $4,000 per annuu.
de1f-It
FOR RENT-233 18TH ST. S.w. 1e RMS; En-
celent boarding house; IN 5000
:05 10Th sw 14r am 5000 ls45 14th TO-. ami 80 50
!65 sw. 1or.ani. 80 SO 526 LIST se:Ir ami; $500
ll13 seer ami. 80 459 q sw. Ir,ami. .22.5o
1869 18th .Tr.ami215o q Va .6r,a mi. $50
1858 AZ sw,6r, ami. 1888 Az sw. 81, & s.l5.50
505 81, w s.l2o1 $50 LIST Or. W L. e. Ii 80
CHAS. ii. PARKER,
Phone Main 1926 435 AZ ct.
dci3-1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS BARGAIN.
stories; tiled baths; southern exposure fine
outlook over city: close 10 both systems
reduced from $10,J to s., 80.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

STREET NEAR 1ST.
Two-story brick; rooms and bath; 1
feet wide; well built. Price, 81, 200
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

y. L1NklNS.
st. NV.
lI40 32d NV. Ar. sto. 81 80
1902 21st NV. Or. wa25. 80
ZIG 22d NV. Sr. b. $3.50
2149 Ia nv. Or. b. $3.50
Store 1915 Ia 20. 90
S13 Goth NV. Or. wa16.5O
1927 !. Sc, Or. wa.....S.m
50f 23d. Or. wa. 1850
2I20 n. Or, wa. .13.00
de7-tf
LIS. CO., 9TH ST. NV.
Flat. 30 + NV. Or. b.
Flat. 1915 Fl he. 3r. .15. 90
Stable r~15l4 l. NV. 1880
23lS Champ'n av.sta10.00
3 houses Rladensburg I'd.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1906-12-17

lust, COS 18th ST. NV
81 II NV. Or. b. 1880
2S03 q NV. Sr, b. 5000
1906 N Cap. Or. b.. .25.5O
J zoos l4th. Or, b. .25. so
9l2 9TH ne. ar, b. .24.OO
\ NJ. Or. b. .......22.I5
1920 n Cap. Or. b. - %
Gl5 / ne. 1r. b. .20.50
APARTMENTS.
1915 J. nw.3.4 & Or.
} 4S0A Mass av, Or, b.45.00
1881 18th. 7r. b. .42.50
} 70 Darlington, 5r. b. 50 90
} lII2 Willard. Or. b. %. so
9l4 18th. 3r. b.. 25.Oo
} is T ne. Or. b. =. .2I.50
2o2S \ Cap, 5r, b. -
2620 * NV. 3r. b.. 100
OFFICE ROOMS.
l5iS F. 2r. '''.... 100. 90
no27-tf
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06

When woman suffers from de-
pressing weaknesses, she then keen
ly realizes how helpless-how
thoroughly worthless she is. DR..
Shoop has brought relief TO thous-
ands of such women. He reaches
diseases peculiar to women in two
direct specific ways-a local treat
ment known by druggists every,
where as DR.. Shops Night Cure,
and constitutional or internal pre-
scription called DR.. Shops Restor-
alive. DR.. Shops Night Cure is
applied locally and at night. 1t
works while you sleep. 1t reduces
inflammation, it stops dischaI gts, it
heals, it sooth>, it comforts, it cures.
Dir. Shops Restorative tablet or
liquid form) is constitutional, nerve
tissue tonic. 1t brings renewed
strength, lasting ambition and vigor
to weak, lifeless women. These
two remedies, singly, or used to-
gether, have an irresistible, positive
helpful power. Try them asmonth
and see. Sold by R. S. Freeman &
Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
Saved Two Lives.

Sam Peter and Hiram Brown, both
of Methuen, were out rowing on the
Merrimac, when the boat capsized,
spilling both men in the water. Sam
was fine swimmer, but was not very
bright, while Hiram was bright
enough, but could not swim stroke.
When Sam found himself in the
water he struck out Justify for the lit
tie pier on the shore, while Hiram
chung to the overturned skiff.
AS soo1 as Sam reached the shore
he was about to plunge into the water
again, when a young man standing on
the pier said: What are you going
back into the water for? You just
swan ashore
Sam paused a moment, saying:
wall, l he'd to save myself first; now
I'm going back ter fetch HI"
And he forthwith proceeded to bring
Hiram to shore.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
Many Forms of "sIua."

Slug" as used in connection with
college football, II own bother to tho
English "slog" and akin to "slay." Abb
solutely different in origin as in mean
ing, is the other verb, Slug" allied to
SLOUGH" and slack" which Spenser
used intransitively when he wrote of
smuggling all night in a cabin" and
Milton transitively when he declared
that episcopacy "worSens and sluggs
the most learned and seeming relig-
ious of our ministers" Nobody knows
to which of the two families slug"
a crudely shaped bullet, belongs. Is 1t
something with which one slogs? Or
something as heavy as a "slug." or
sluggish" person? Or was it sup
posed to resemble the slug that crawls
In gardens?
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
Knew Notllinn. Of Course.

AN Englishman came to New
York to make some :,mants." said
Gov. Folk of Missouri
Re got the annual reports of all
the biggest financial institutions in
the land. These reports were favora-
BILE. All the Englishman now needed
was little personal testimony.
Accordingly he sought out a man
prominent in public life.
:" I think of investing, he said, In
the Sure Thing company. You are
connected with it, aren't you?
am, the public man replied.
Will you kindly tell me, then,
said the Briton. something about the
financial standing of the concern?
Really, I'm afraid / can't. You
see,' the public man explained, I'm
only one of the directors
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
Useful ano Ornamental.

A colored clergyman in Georgia was
performing the service of baptism re-
Gently when he paused in the midst of
the service to inquire the name of the
infant. With a pleased smile the
proud mother replied:
We is goin' to call de chile Shady"
Shady" repeated the minister. ''Oh.
| see. It's boy and his name is 10 be
Shaddrach''
mo; san; it amt no boy; it's
girl"
Why give such name to a girl?"
It's dis way, sab. Our names Bow
er, an NAH husband thought it would
be fine thing to call her Shady.
Shady Bower sounds kinder pretty"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
The Potted Colonel.

Admiral Dewey, at a meeting of civil
war veterans, spoke of Workmanship.
Americans are admirable shots, ne
said. can accident that happened on
q foreign hunting field last year could
never have happened in this country.
"a colonel and a captain were shoot
Ing together. The colonel walked some
distance in advance of the captain.
Suddenly a flock of birds arose, and
the captain, letting drive, spattered
shot all around his superior oh1cer.
He had aimed wild In his excitement
The colonel had narrow escape.
1.-THE captain fastened forward
shouting his apologies
"The colonel, with grim SMILE
picked shot out of his arm and said:
"Look here what are you out AFTER
to-day? Partridge or promotion!
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
Whv He LImped.

Arnold DAILY, the actor, was talking
about George Bernard Shaw.
Mr.. Shaw Is vegetarian" he said,
"and l once attended a vegetarian
banquet in London at which he was
the guest of honor The fare was ex-
cellent.
"Mr. Shaw, of course, had to make
an address, and 1 well remember one
thing he said. He said that they who
persevered in vegetarianism soon be-
came as fond of vegetables as GER
tain good Scot was fond sof-was fond
Of
He faltered and said that this Scot
was one day observed toAlimp painful
ly. A friend stopped him and said:
"'What! Lame?'
Temporarily the Scot replied. I
went home sober last sight and my
faithful dog grippit me by the leg.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
The Breath OF Lite.


It's significant fact that tire
strongest animal of its size, the goril-
la, also has the largest lungs. Power
full lungs means powerful creatures.
How to keep the breathing organs
right should be mans chiefest study.
Like thousands of others, Mrs. Ora
A. Stephens, of Port Williams, O ,
has learned how to do this. She
writes: 'sThree bottles of DR.. Kings
New Discovery stopped my cough
of two years and cured me of what
my friends thought consumption.
O, it's grand for throat and lung
troubles" Guaranteed by r. S.
Freeman & Son, druggists. Price
zoe and SI.oo. Trial bottle free.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
Cured Hay Fever and Sum
mer Cold,

A. J. Nusbaum, Batesville, Indi-
ana, writes: oLast year | suffered
for three months with summer
cold so distressing that it interfered
with my business. had many OF
the symptoms of hay fever, and a
doctors prescription did not reach
my case, and l took several medi-
cines which seemed to only aggra-
vate my case. Fortunately | insist
ed upon having Foley's Honey and
Tar in the yellow package and it
quickly cured me. My wife has
since used Foley's Honey and Tar
with the same success" r. S. Free
man & Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1906-09-06
Starving to Death.

Because her stomach was so
weakened by useless dragging that
she could not eat, Mrs. Mary II.
Walters of St. Clair ST., Columbus,
o., was literally starving to DEATH
She writes: "My stomach was so
weak from useless drugs that |
could not eat, and my nerves SO
wrecked that | could not sleep; and
not before l was given up to die
was / induced to try Electric Bitters
with the wonderful result that i'm
provement began at once, and a
complete cure followed" Best
health Tonic on earth. soc. Guar
anteed by r. S. Freeman & Son,
druggists.