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Lrtt on bases Boston, y. New norh. = ! lst
base on bslls-or Pfefrcr, A. on Ames, d? S,truck
out BY Ptefer. 7: by Nmes, :, Two base Mts-
Rrcsnahan, Mertes. Drvlin Sacrifice hits Browne
81; Gilbert. Stolen bases nonlln peVlln Y,
Gilbert ~; McGann ~: Mertes ~ pahlen, Double
PLAYS -Strohel and Tcnnev; Bndwell and ,Strobei'
Wild pitch-Ames Passed ball-ON Nell I'm,
pires -Emslie and conway. Time-i hour and So
minutes. Attendance LIES.
PHILADELPHIA N. H., q B~RooKLrN' a.
After their winsome work of. unday
the Brooklyns faded away. Yesterday, The
Philadelphias made them do so. By better
batting and fielding the dapper, ,Duh,yites
boat the disciples Of Donovan handily. Eigh'
two-ha gGers were made. Of which number
The Ouakers tore of five, and the doubles
figured extensively in the run getting Brans,
fold doubled in the second inning and reached
home on an ipheld ont and a double steal
4 base on balls to Thomas. wards single
and Ma gees slam sent another Quaker around
in The third. The Brooklyns tied the score
In the same inning on BerRens single ana
Two haRgers by Lumley and Casey.
Wards double. MaEee's repeat and ,Tituss
tap scored two Quakers IN the. htth inning.
and Thomas's stroll and Wards. two oaser
accounted for 4 round trip in the seventh.
Titus galloped all the way around on casey
home run error in the eighth inning. The
Doc fcided Titus's CroundeT so fervently
that the bali sailed over Jordans top story
and into the bleaohcrs. Tho score;
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New England League.

At L~ynn-Lynn. S: IAwTence,-o
81 Observation-Disclosures. g. New Bedford, {.
~ Observation-Disclosures T. HaNerhill, =
At Lnvell-RAin.
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At T~oledo-St. Paul, ;; Toledo, ,
81 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 4, Minneapolis, 2
At Indiana polls -Indianapolis, ?; Kansas city, :,
II Louisville louisville T. Milwaukee,
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Al New London-New London, IL: Bridgeport, 4
al New Haven Waterbury, q; New Haven, +.
Al Hs rtford Hartford, :, Springfield, !.
Al No rNlch RAln.
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Southern League,

At Columbia Columbia, /; Jacksonville, n.
At Charleston Charleston. q; Augusta, +
Al Macon Savannah. I. Macon, S,
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AZ mineham- Atlanta. II, Birmingham. s
Al New Orleans Shreveport, |: New Orleans. I
Thirteen innings, darkness
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Good start: won easily; Alnsworth. ca, c =, by
Farnndole Lady Galopin; owned by q, X. whitney;
trained hy ?. A. Jones.
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EASTERN lie tGTF.
sTANpISG or THF cLrRs


p,,,,mor. o n n % II 3
Buffalo . ; " " = ~ 10 =
and MrMRnus
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SWAMPED By BOsIONS' hits.
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HgHr HsaIm.ra mo load NJ UnffNN aver
tNIrssn tnI ~ 10 frIts ryef flsy sigri
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Ib" mor,'on"d gsO 'hq' ch"shfo. ri'chet
- 'N" ooh" arm 0inr. " Too Nestop NHs
orro.,os batter. - Ansrcsn league Park
ypatefdnE IN" batting NJ tho Boston,. vas
hard harder on har1ss, ne h!Ims9
hoa'"n. uv = soots NJ a. 70 : The Bos,ons
r"i" distinctly. superior 10 The home team
n ',,S"tt' 80 f"lty = s1neT,ot T., lndl'tt.d
Sef .York teams %rlayins fhs Hos,on.
n a1,fT Sa, asi', ri,E . aSS %+n95 'f 'Sst !. ' '.ia %
seen
s%pt,btlrs or rha'erot he thins, vac
with which Cheshire thong : N debilttate
the Bns'ous. W : a picnic fot them instead
~ = plague, was evident early 70 the
:51GS n I9a, ,s'f 10, 1. 5 E.ilGGG n5 o T A.. ~ nh IGr a
when Crir''h yinked him or' of the box
Nor-" VAS vet ~ come Thor" vas r mula-
tive o%lout'ng Of Newton in the ninth inning
ina particular stage nj Z . game ran To
niles inn ~ nine HRS end nj . runs
ing display from a NaV YORK %standpoint.
II" game Vas llll n long hrs, tlherfeld
scored on Klornow : single Chase made a
two hagser IN ne fourth and scored on a
sacTitcH and o2prov,S single That was
thereaftc' oNbei like p mail race Hovever
in the NTH inning thnv rut through the
squeezeless pla, with great success Kleinow
doubled 10 The fence and TOOK third on Dele
hauty's sacrifice II" broknfor the plate on
n pitched hall. hut the pitch was wide, Hahn
could rot reach the hall, and Kleinow was
tagged standing up
Tannehlll'S triple past Keller .collins's
double. Parent : single and kleinow's failure
10 hold Keeler's return gave the Bostons three
runs in the hfth Ferris sin gle, Grahams
saCrihCe and Selbach's hlt gave them another
in the sixth They made = single and a
doUhle IN succession IN he seventh, hut a
smart relay nv Conrov and Williams cut of
! freeman ~ the plate
The episode ninth began With a hit 10 left
nv Selhach. Details are too narrowing for
narration The ali vas full Of balls They
sang past, the intielders. hurtled over the
heads Of the outfelders and bounced on the
shins OF all hands There We're seven hits in
succession the on" silver lining to the
cloudDur-t WAS that there were no extra
base vallops. else somebody might have run
around the bases twice without stopping
A. II was the influx ot TALES looked like com
peti'ors coming IN from a Marathon race.
Selba,hs invoice from the inning was two
hrs, Two runs and a stolen base.
" a SOP 10 m" NanGulshed, the New Works
made two houe runs in their half Of the ninth.
Elb"rteld, and tonroy hit to the night field
fence. '1he score
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'IIasT PRgwrrW WINs DrNTOV.
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msds Iirttng winners . iiHrul nfHhlnW
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No tstsf ~ msnv fhs' NO ti'i"r us,H .'i'
could ~ rIo M no u" lraed 'he RI
=, ~ ~ ~ r ~ In Hrd e,H" 3 '' ~
a,t sfter rot'sf . Relic of rr1rna' .eHn
sbiie rss pisvsd from q t17,n ~ Itm"f
v Keen e uvams tu ~ ' 0uf . al1ahfng
n,re I'm Aslis NJ ps1uss' ari tisfR OftNifh
ripse together bahind him ueNi N" s'fsf.h
go fesehsi Then they spfesd au' hHe =
ian and fsred fNf ncHfif = hundred vffda m
nfacfiraliy svsN frrms. ~ Y W Fullet .
Flfai prsmium N corning from hrhind
II turned tut rhr' Tirs' Premium Ffs 80
bes' middef. Tor he vss returned simmer nv
two lenaths IN ~ ts, whits Roll" NJ 1"1nef'
who Wa poorly hidden mana set - hHa'
oysws = bs,d ipf tho place. vuh f1afk
urin'h me SANE margin out NJ NE money
I PoHers't GAtniah 4 notorious mud
lafs. VS. PLAYED l~befaliv 10 win The hHt1'-
car ~ \ milo tnd . sixteenth. hr' he 'en'
m IN p ~ 2 vhtls lax 'irksnn f1led = z 20 2
f~avafIis and Nasaniello was played dorN ~
~ 10 Romanslii made Tho rlnn,nE from
the outset With Garniah. vho a'TuGRlsd hone
winner hv = half q LEM 9Th In ! 81 - chin
npv sweep. q 20 T. was he contender. fnlsh-
Ing half . lenRth In front NJ Masaniello'
TACK NcKeoi evidently did not care Tor me
track
newton Bennlnstons Dollie Dollars who
opened ~favorite In the frst event for Two
vear -olds 1--WE furlon g.. Teceded from ? 20 y,
whiis the smart monev made sydney Pase' =
Mexican silver a Hight favori'e over Brush
man. Bu' after joyful tho early %pacemaker,
had noltsd, O'Neill took Dollie Dollars n
the front ~ tho head NJ the stretch and made
her last until The wire vas reached whore she
heat Ioale = a - 10 I shot, nv a scant length
in ~. The latter finished near the outer
rail. vet had FIVE len gths over our own. a
30 ~ shot. Mexican silver and Brushman
follow ed close m. 10th blinded with mud.
Eugene Wayland,s Ebony, : ~ 5 f%avorlte.
hsi q comparatively easv time winning the
second race. At a mile and seventy yards,
Consuelo II. raced nut in front 70 the three
quarter pole. where Ebony came away and
won easad m nv n half y length in I 90. Bragg.
Is to /. vas a poor third. Robador. A hot
tMelSonrne Nominee, a 10, to ! shot, finish
ing in the middle NJ the track where the gong
was better. took the NTH race. ior, maiden
bv a length. Givonni Balerio. 5 70 t., vas
driven home in the place, r hall 2 lnnSth ne
fore Little Flea, S 10 ! Lester l.. Havman,
TO i]avS OF was left at the post The
Sand% Creeker, 70 5 favorite in NJ last
race, for ma den two-year-olds, led ! the
stretch and then stopped. Ainsworth, 10 70 $.
lengths in i.o4. With solly n, also 10 TO $. in
the place. a length before August Belmont a
Velocity. a 50 TO shot The attendance
was about 10000. The summaries
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BEAT HUB TEAM.
BOsTOSIaNS eROrE EAJ ron
WV rORhS

stard fitine aad ttear Fteldins ~ Me-
Graw's ~tnttactbles t%BsoohItus stump
and Lose ~ ~ PhiIadriphias Ptrates
Hand 00ose Feas Ia the Weds
rhH ~orlds champions ere fond NJ ne besn
dis' They had a pleasant repaa' ~ me "t.
psnss ~ tho Boatona yesterday, nlsyins m.
hastable hall whils thia vas going On ihs
Brooklvns we're submitting - = def"a' dc
psrsed b. the Phladalphias. and me cinoin.
na'is wefs feeding on goose ssFs provided
nv the Pirates The results
New York. =; Boston, q
PhiIadelphia a; Brooklyn. ..
PiitsburE. q; Cincinnati, a.
~ -. Louie taIn
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First base on errors Phlla del phia, l. Left on
bases PHILADELPHIA, b Washington, = Frs! base
o., hall, on F&lscnherg on Bender, 3 struck
MT -HArtscl, Two base hits Murphy. Schahy az,
Davis, /. Cross Sacrifice hits Brouthers, sChahy.
Hartscl. Stolen hhSe-PuwcTs. Umpirc- Sheri-
dan. Time ! hour and 40 minutes, Attendance
4,OlO.
ST. LOUIS a. ~, 4 CLEVELAND, 2,
CLEVELAND, Apnl so.-The American League
season In Cleveland was opened to day before the
largest crowd In tho history Of tho game here, there
being IL i29 paid admissions. Petty outpliched
Joss and held TIC Napoleons to two hits tor hvc
innings. weakening toward tho close, Lajoie
practically threw away the game by over Jealous
base running In the eighth inning The score:
~ ryEi ,Sn ar Inrta
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Baseball To-day, I p, NJ, American League
n y, Americans Va, Doston.-Adt.
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baseball, WashinGton PARK, To-day 4 p. n.
Brooklyn W, Philadelphia. Adm, 9c.-Adr.
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Good start, won driving, Garnish, h &, ., by
Rspallo Garnlturr, owned and trained by II l.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
Spelling Its Reputation.

After being for years a sort of house
hold pet and standard amusement with
which the inhabitants drove away dull
care, mosquitoes and such pests, the
South American revolution has broken
out violently and killed any number
of men.
This is annoying to say the least
Just when the people thought they had
it trained to eat out of their hand and
do the cake walk to have it running
amuck through the cities of Central
America was enough to make them
feel that they had placed their conf
dence where it wouldn't draw diyi-
dends.
Heretofore q South American revo-
luton has been supposed to be some
thing like pink tea or a French duel
not as violent as golf. as an exercise
or as strenuous asa presidential cam
paign or as noisy as fish peddler,
but still the man who had engaged in
it was supposed to come back home
feeling as though he had been slapped
on the wrist.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
THE ROYAL BOX.

Emperor William recently raced In
his automobile with an express train.
beating the latter by nine minutes.
When King Victor Emmanuel visited
Ancona to lay the cornerstone of hos
pital he was attended by $50 detectives.
300 policemen, 500 carbineers and
1900 soldiers.
Princess Louise Augusta of Sizes
wick-Holstein recently paid a surprise
visit to the labor home of the church
army in Marylebone, London. She
sawed and chopped wood. worked the
firewood bundling machine and was
greatly interested in the process.
Queen Alexandra enjoys the distinc-
ton of being the only sovereign in mod
ern times to wear the leek as a floral
emblem at a state function. The wild
leek has long been regarded as the ma
tional emblem of Wales and it was as
such that Queen Alexandra wore it at
a drawing room which she held On st.
David's day.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
Misunderstood.

One winter while the boys were
hanging around Valley Forge and wish
ing it were summer and that they were
in valley forage, but still determined
to lick the British out of their boots for
the purpose of getting some covering
for their own bare feet, a strolling
preacher dropped into camp and began
to preach a new cult.
Boys" he said, you are indeed in
luck. By walking around barefoot in
the snowbanks you will not only live
100 years, but you will also be so
healthy In the meantime that you will
never think of drinking patent medi-
cines except for pastime."
This line of philosophy did not appeal
to the brave chilblain inflicted CONT
mental soldiers, and they chucked the
man with the new doctrine In the
creek.
This shows what folly it is for
man to be $50 years ahead of his time
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
TdE Pain ERo.

Amelie Rives is an artist: her hus-
band, Prince Tr3ubetzkoy. Is painter,
but she is greater than L. is the com
piiment he pays her.
". d. Murphy, a New York artist,
has completed ree-quarter length
portrait Of Admiral Dewey, which Is
pronounced by all Of the latters ae-
quaintances TO be the best portraiture
of him ever made.
Tade Styka had two OF the most
striking pictures in this years Paris
salon. He is fifteen and the son Of a
Polish painter He has been an accept
ed exhibitor since 1908. when he had
portrait of Tolstoi accepted.
Alfred East, A r. A, who succeeds
the late Sir Wyke Bayliss as president
of the Royal Society of British Artists.
was born at kettering, where he earn
ed his first shillings at the age OF
seven by drawing a mammoth for an
ftinerant lecturer. He learned the rudl-
ments of art while earning his living in
a Glasgow counting house.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
The Coming Airship.

We should hesitate about turning up
our noses sat the fat, impotent flying
machine which, though it now sticks
closer to the earth than a poor relation
to a rich uncle, may some day force
Us to turn up our noses TO see it as it
condescends to look down on us.
Tall oaks from little acorns grow,
and possibly tall flights may yet grow
from big, unwieldy balloons. You new
er can tell, aud even if you did tell
who could swear that what you told
was so?
1t is only ten years ago that the auto
mobile picked itself up bodily by the
tires aud lifted itself cut of the toy
class. and who can tell but what the
flying machine may give itself similar
treatment? Then. again. the future
looks like the Inhabitants of Africa
when we remember that balloons have
been about in the same}state Of mind
ever since the memory of the Oldest IL
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
Harmless Amusement.

Now that it is somewhat more than g
week or ten days until we drop around
to the polls and select president there
is no reason why any ablebedied man
who was born in the United States
should not be a candidate for that po-
sition.
This country is full of presidential
impossibilities, and there is no reason
why any man who has 10 or 20 cents
In his pocket should not be mentioned
II it is only in the advertising columns.
While that may not mean an election
It will be a nice thing to tell your
grandchildren about In after years
you can date things from the year you
were mentioned for the presidency.
Then as the date for the conventions
roll around you can withdraw grace
fully If it appears that you stand no
chance of nomination. There is nc
danger that it will not appear that
way, but until then where can you get
cheaper amusement?
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
AMERICAN ASSN
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
CIRCUS DAY.

Talk about your great excitement
And your hustle and your noise
That makes every one take notice
And attracts a crowd of boys.
That makes people quit their business
And go rushing up and down.
Surely there is something doing
When the circus comes to town.
When the band gets loud and busy
In the giddy street parade,
thanked with peanut stands and places
Where they peddle lemonade.
And the elephants go marching
With their keepers black as night
And the lion cage is open
1t is something of a sight.
Nearly everybody follows
The procession to the spot
Where the tented city rises
In some ample vacant lot,
Jsrd they listen to the bankers
Who upon the boxes climb,
Ceiling all about the sidesnow
That viii cost you but dime.
soon the ticket wagon opens
And the man who sells the cards
That adTTlE you to the circus
Hands them out with his regards,
And. though you had quite determined
You could not afford to CO.
You plank down your half dollar
And step in and see the show.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31

The story of the early life, transfer
nation and final death of the Chinese
quail is the most remarkable that is
found in the pathological literature Of
the world. The narrative in all its I'M
reasonableness is found in the story OF
ON chung. which is the name the Chi
nese quail is known by when at home
in the Flowery Kingdom. Celestial au-
thorities on bird lore declare that no
specimen of ON chung was ever known
to live a year; that they do not lay
eggs, as all other known species OF
birds do, and finally, that their pro-
genitor is Shiny, four jointed worm,
which hasa red head and a sting on
the end of IT'S tail This queer seacoast
worm, according to the curious legend
Of ON chung, lays 100 eggs annually.
Fifty of these become fish and the. eth
er fifty are worms of the same species
as the parent The fish that has come
into existence in this curious manner
also lays 100 eggs year. Fifty Of
these become water denizens after the
image of their parent. and the others
become birds of the famed ON chung
family. These ON chungs, or Chinese
quails, never breed, and are only
brought into existence as above related.
We give the above not as literal fact,
but as specimen of the Chinese idea
Of evolution.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31

George SchoenIch, a police detective.
took to the bureau of combustiblas
from the New York American Office a
package which was supposed to con-
tain bomb. 1t was about ten inches
long, one and q half incnes in diameter
and cylindrical in shape. 1t was ad-
dressed to William Randolph Hearst,
New York American and Advertiser.
New York City" The outer cover was
of stiff cardboard. George Il. Murray.
superintendent, opened it. An inner
wrapper proved to be a portion of one
of Thomas w. Lawson's articles, and
when Mr.. Murray pulled out the int
rior of the cylinder with Il pair Of pinch
ers he found it TO be the body of ::
small bull pup, white with black spots
OF it.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31

and women is DIR. Pierce's
Common Sense Medical Adj
wiser. A splendid 100S-page
volume, with engravings
and colored plates. A copy,
paper-covered. will be sent
to anyone sending 81 cents
in one-cent stamps. to pay,
the cost of mailing only, to
DR.. r. V. Pierce. Buffalo, n.
Y. Clotli-bound. 81 stamps.
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FOUND.

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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
EDITORIAL FILINGS.

"A recent experiment In New York
shows that lemon" candy containing
an overdose of muriatic acid is bad
for Syracuse Post-Standard
Monkeys are used to test the merits
of English WHISTLES. Men are used
here. but in the end they make mon
keys of themselves.-New York Her
aid
Bryan is a grandpa, Emperor VIII
liam is grandpa, and President
Roosevelt is-a father-in-law. Well
well. How the boys do keep growing
up!-Chicago Record H rald.
Airships, il is now promised, viii
soon be on the market at 81 900 each
Why fritter away your installments
on an automobile when you can get
an even more dangerous machine for
the same price?-Indianapolis News.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
Kent the Letters.

81 learned the game of love once"
sighed the young man in the blue
waistcoat.
?"5asked shis chum.
Yes; through school of correspond.
ence. l took ten lessons"
And did you realize anythingf"
only that 1 was lobster. She kept
the letters and sued me for breach of
promise. Detroit Tribune
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
Mans Best Friend.

"Do you believe in the saying that
q dog is mans best friend?'
IL certainly do. Where will you find
man who will stick to you through
thick and thin, through joy and sorrow,
clinging to you with faithful devotion.
even though he be half fed and abused,
and then at the last when life has de-
parted his body, offers it to you in the
shape of sausage to eat with your
steaming buckwheat cakes in the
morning? OF course 1 believe it,
Milwaukee Sentinel
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31
LOST.

LOST-An umbrella between Sth and
Main and Chautauqua grounds.
Leave at Palladium and get re-
ward. S1-3t
LOST-Dark brindle female Boston
Terrier, reward If returned TO 400
s. 18th street. S1-3t
LOST-On s. 18th street a small
black purse containing about $3.50
in silver. Finder please leave at
Palladium Office or Home Phone
a15 E. 31-3t
LOST-Pocketbook containing s.
bill. / silver dollar. some change,
trading stamps and door key. Find
er return TO Mrs. VIM. kimble. 319
North 10th street and receive re-
ward. 29-3t
LOST--A bicycle rim at Long Bros.
Meat Market. Saturday night
Please leave at W. n. Johnson's Tin
shop, between 9TH and 9th on Main.
so-3t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-08-31

Some people get married because
their friends want to see them disci-
plired.