The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1906-10-03

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ear of tbe pioneer limited ON the
Milwaukee Rotd Thursday night
worthy Of place IN pn American
comedy and Net serious enough %
afford clyde Fitch material for an
act Of drama, Says the Pioneer Press.
When the Pioneer lett for Chicago
ther6 Were millionaires and business
men from Chicago, Milwaukee and
St. Paul seated at the tables await
ing service. Col. Dan Healy, the
veteran dining car conductor Of the
4 train. was there also, While out in the
vestibule, peering through the plate
glass door, We're three construction
foremen, returning from a week Oh
the road between Chicago and Webs
worth.
The three constructonists placed
/ their hands on the knob of the door
alternately and finally one of them,
/ taunted by the others. opened the
door and entered the diner, followed
by his comrades Then the curtain
rose on the play.
Approaching Col Healy. the fore
most Of the horny-handed road build
ers extended his brawny arm and
apologetically inquired If he and mis-
partner could secure bite if they
had the money"
Sure, Mike" said Conductor Dan
with hearty laugh. Come on in. .
Before reaching the interior of the
i.nited's palatial diner, however,
ttf t4, Il g = I
roads tapped Conductor Dan on the
shoulder. and contidenJially whis-
pered in his ear.
Are you an officer of the road?"
sure. Mike, was the reply reply
of Host Healy, whose eye is ever at
tenfive to the guests of the Mil
waukee roads hotel ON wheels.
80 are l." again whispered the
dust brown toiler. II live out here at
the hub of the universe, but this is
the first time | ever had 4 bite TO
I ca on one of the company's trains. ="
"Will anybody object to u.s." tim
idly negotiated the other members of
the trio.
"Not while I'm around Everybody
in this car has worked for a living
as YOU and do, and some Of them
are still doing it. They're not all
stockholders in the road. MOI yet.
ou're perfectly welcome. Come on
in and be seated. Here's walter
for YOU"
They fumbled their hats. They
strelled their foreheads and they pc
rused the bill of fare which was
handed them by the waiter. They
read:
Lobster a Ia Newburg Roman Punch
Soft Shelled Grabs
Shrimp Salad Lobster Salad
Say" said the smaller of the
party. lets get some of those clans
with the small necks, some ham and
eggs, some 'taters and call it off
That's good enough for me-"
As the waiter passed Healy. the
latter remarked. Give Il To them
right, and bring them some sliced TO-
matoes and strawberries.
Just look how Dan dressed that
table over there" remarked Mil
waukee banker.
He has a great eye for color eff
fects." said a Waukesha merchant
opposite See how he's matched the
YUM VI lHOSt eggs Win SllttQ toHld-
toes and strawberries. Dan is GER
tainly very artistic
When the railroad builders had
finished the waiter had brought each
a, cut-glass finger bowl They eyed
each other suspiciouslv, and then
one picked up spoon and after
! stirring the slice of lemon in the
! bowl for a while he began slipping
The water His friends followed
suit.
Now anyone WHO has dined with
Dan Healy knows that he sees every
thing that happens on the Pioneer
diner, so stepping over to his unso-
/ phisticated guests he suggested, as
only Dan Healy can suggest
II wouldn't sip it if l were YOU;
/ it's the best ever Just drink it right
out of the bowl That's the stuff
4 that makes this car famous. Did you
enjoy yourselves. gentlemen? l am
very glad. Always glad to see You
Come in again.
And the lite comedy was enjoyed
as only a party Of Healy's friends
can.