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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-11-17
BOSna.

Farmers are busy gathering their
corn.
f. M. Hatch is building a house on
his place this week.
Ed. Hawkes. is threshing in this
neighborhood this week.
E. A. Jesse and wife were the
guests of ]. b. Biehlsr's, Sunday,
Miss Sadie Biehler, of Quinter, WIS.,
tied with home folks Saturday and
Sunday.
Mrs. A. D. Haas, of Hays City, is
visiting her parenns, J. r. Guilbert
and wife.
j. r. Guilbert, who has been con-
fined Go his bed TO. some time, is re-
ported better.
Miss Flora Hatch. of Wa-Keeney,
visited her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. f.
NJ. Hatch, Sunday.
Mrs. j. B. BIehler and daughter
Sadie visited at the home of J. r.
Guilbert. Saturday.
Several from this locality attended
the oyster supper at Banner school
nouse ON Friday evening. All report
good time.
neighborhood spent Saturday even
ing at the home OF J. B. Biehler as
the guest of Miss Sadie.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-11-17

Seltz shoes and rubbers at
Moore's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-11-17

Go to the Hardman elevator fol
bran and shorts.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-11-17

A new lot of blankets and
quilts at Moore's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-11-17

Picked pork at Baker S.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1906-11-17

Misunderstanding and pressing.
Mrs. Holmes.
Fire and Tornado Insurance. w
81. Swiggett.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
Woman May
Die on GaIIows

Hackensack. N. j., January l1.-un'
less there Is an exercise Of clemency
the little jail here will be the scene
81 q double execution tomorrow, ana
one OF the victims will be a woman
Mrs. Marie lolla. Mrs. Tolla's COM
panion on the gallows will be Jere-
miah Rosa. The crimes Of which the
two were convicted lad no connec-
ton. on March 4 last, Mrs. Tolla,
who il a comely Italian. shot ana
killed her neighbor. Joseph Sonta, ny
shooting him through the head as ne
sat IN d rocking chair In her home o.
Kingsland. Rosa's crime was the
murder OF d fellow italian. Efforts
ara being made to obtain q cummuta.
ton Of sentence or a respite In the
ease Of Mrs. Tolla and II is believed
that she will yet escape the gallows
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
NOTICE FoR PUBLICATION.


DEPARTMENT Of the Interior, Land o.
iice at Santa Fe, New Mexico. Jan.
uary 2, 1906.
Notice Is hereby given that the FOL.
lowing.named settler has fled notice
OF his intention to make final proof In
support Of his claim, and that said
will be made before United States
Court Court Commissioner. at Las
Vegas, New Mexico, on February 8.
1906, viz. Christian Nelson, OF San
Miguel County, New Mexico. for the
s IL, 8 e IA. 8 E IA, s w IA, Sec. y.
N E IA, N w IA, Sec. "a T 10 n Il
Is e.
He names the following witnesses
to prove mis- continuous residence up
on and cultivation Of said land, VIZ:
Leon Nelson, Of Anton Chico, New
Mexico; Trinidad Sanchez, Of Anton
Chico, New Mexico; Crescencio Man
zanares, Of villanueva, New Mexico;
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
King AIfoaso's
Sister to Wed

Madrid, January i1.--Arrangemepts
for the marriage OF the lnfanta Ma
ria Teresa, sister OF King Alfonso,
and Prince Ferdinand Of Bavaria have
been completed. The ceremony Is 10
tsse place tomorrow In the chapel
royal OF the palace. The officiating
prelate will be the primate OF spain
the Cardinal Archbishop Of Toledo.
The trousseau OF the princess has
been prepared In Spain and France
and Il will be laid out In several "a
Ions Of the palace, together with nu
merous presents. for the d~electat'o'
Of a privileged few. The princess
has received superb gifts Of jewelry
diamonds and objects Of art from IN
family and from foreign courts. NJ
merous presents have also come iron
members Of the royal household IL
dies In waiting and high dignitar'e
Of the court.
MANY visitors Of royal and s'duca
rank are arriving for the weddinl
/ The attendant festivities Will 'nclud
Ia ball. banquet. . gala night at IN
royal opera. a military review and
bull hght.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
This Day in History.

January II.
295--TheodOsius the Great, Emper-,
or OF Rome. died.
1503--Birth Of Parmigiano.
1569-First lottery In England.
1612-The Great Mogul authorized
English factories at Surat ana otner
places.
1732-Pragmatic sanction guaran-
teed the Diet Of the Empire. i
1757-Birth OF Alexander Hamilton
great American statesman. II
1775-First provincial congress OF
South Carolina met at Charleston.
1779-British, under Gen. McLane'
took possession OF Sastine, Me.
1Tg0--Actioa OF Union OF Belgic
United Privinces signed at Brussels.
|. 1sOO-William Newcomb, Archbish.
on Of Armagh, died.
1S04-John Dalton made the nrst
announcement Of his atomic theory.
1so5-Territory Of Michigan form
ed from indiana.
1S35-Congress memorialized %
| abolish slavery in the District OF 20
lumbia.
ls39-Earthquake at Martinique.
1s4s-Francis Scott Key. author O
star spangled Banner" died.
1S5s-Russia. Austria and Prussia
acknowledged Napoleon W. emperor
Of France.
1ssl-Alabama adopted ordinance
Of secession.
lsss-Gencral McClernand captur'
cd Arkansas Pass. Arkansas.
1SeG--Over 900 lives lost IN sinking
Of Steamer London In Bay OF bis
cay.
ls72-Congress accepted from
Rhode Island a statue Of Roger VII
liams.
DISQUALIFICATION meeting in New
York Ia protest against military usur.
patton in Louisiana.
iss6--Joseph b. Foraker inaugural
cd Governor Of Ohio.
tsS7~-Earthquake shock at san
Francisco. .
isse--Oricia, trial at Philadelphia
of dynamite cruiser Vesuvius.
1Se0-Strike OF 5000 shoemakers AZ
Hayerhill, Mass.
lA,s--Gen. BENJAMIN F. Butler died
In Washington.
1ss7-Treaty or arbitration between
United States and Great Britain sign
cd nj washington, p. c.
1~soi--John Young Brown. former
'Coyeruor Of Kentucky, died.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
Factory Welfare
Work in New England

Boston, Mass. January 1.-The
Civic Federation OF New England
which was organized a year ago u
work against everything that causes
industrial strife, began It's annuai
meeting in Boston today. The re-
norris for the year snow gratifying
progress. Prominent men In all parts
OF New England have been added 70
the membership, Among the plans
for the future Is the formation OF \
committee on workshop Improvement
It's object will be to develop prac'
ticfI interest In the Improvement OF
such working conditions as afiect the
physical health. comfort and conyen'
ience OF employees In factories, stores
and other places where labor II per
! formed.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
A Modern Miracle.

"Truly miraculous seemed the re-
coyery OF Mrs. Mollie Holt of this
place" writes J. 0. r. Hooper. Wood
ford, Tenn, "she was SO wasted ny
coughing up puss from her lungs.
Doctors declared her end SO near that
her family and watched by her bed
side f~orty.eight hours: when. at my
urgent request DR.. Kings New DIS
covery was given ner. with the as
tonishing result that Improvement be
gan, and continued until she finally
completely recovered. and Is a health,
woman today" Guaranteed cure 10
coughs and colds. SOC. and 100. q
all druggists. Trial bottle Tree.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
oexsrner otere.

Considerable surprise WAS express
eli when It become known that Gov
ernor Otero had purchased the resi-
dence he has occupied In Santa re
for the last eight years and meant
TO make his home In the capital city
hereafter as q private citizen.
Ii was very natural that We IN LAS
Vegas should suppose he would re-
turn 10 this city and again take up
his residence amid the scenes and
people with whom no had been all
his life associated previous 10 bis
taking the goyernorship.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11

No Pill las pleasant and positive -
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. These
Famous Little Pills are 80 mild and
effective that children, delicate ladies
and weak people enjoy their cleansing
effect, while strong people say they are
the best liver pills sold. Never Rrlpe..
Sold by Winters Drug Co.; 4. y.
COOdall.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11

tinsel. aud all sorts Of finery, piled
high about with presents, each carry
lng a message OF love, happiness and
good cheer to some one. today II Hes
neglected. on It's side, broken and
twisted. all It's glory gone. and too
green even for nrewood. Truly y
Christmas ire In such u pligat-and
whose back yard but has one--is q
melancholy sight, indeed.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
Lazaro Flores. Of villanueva. New
Mexico.
. MANUEL r. oTERO. Register.
1872.

An agreeable movement Of the bow.
els without an unpleasant effect IS
produced by Chamberlain's Stsomacn
and Liver Tablets. For sale BY all
druggists.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11

The camp Of Red River made
great strides In 1900 In a mining way.
Three fine. large new automobiles
for the Roswell Torrance mall route
arrived last night at Carlsbad from
Dayton. Ohio, coming all the way BY
express.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
r.. Ex.christmas Tree.

And that calls to mind the fate o.
the Christmas tree. Every backyaf"
ash pile Is today decorated with me
tree that but a few days y was
i thing OF beauty and \ Joy to the
children. u,
nlazing With candles. decked Win
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
wnm m KrEIA

freely ami frankly, N strictest eonhd.
snce. telling u a1 your symptoms ana
troubles, We viii send Tres advice
"a plain sealed snveIcpe), how 70
o,rs them. Address: LADIES' Advisory
DIT. Thu Chattanooga Medicine Coz
Chsttanooges Tenn.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11

Important real estate transactions
involving some Of the best property
IN Tucumcari have just been closed
with Ell Paso parties.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
.Yov AM FRIENDS

Of mine," writes Mrs. r. L. Jones'. q
Callatin, Tenn: .
"Fos since taking Cardui have
gained IS lbs., and am N better health
than for the past 9 years. ten my
husband that Cardui Is worth W
weight IN gold to ~ suffering hdtes."
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
THINGS WISE AND OTHERWISE
rhe aaxea n the ceMsus.
" UNCLE Sill.

the esxss In the census.
what q world Of valuable and IN
teresting information Hes buried IN
the ponderous volumes Of the EN-
sls reports.
Take. for instance, the question OF
the relative number Of the two sex
e. .
Il has always been my impression
and, think, : very general one.
that taking the world over there were
many more women than men. the
general argument was that wars
dangerous occupations, and otne'
causes led to the taking on o. tne
males which the woman from tht
nature 81 her environments was no'
subject to.
The census report shows, however
! that every census taken since ASbO
With the single exception Of the cen
sus Of 1870, shows . general increas'
IA the number Of males over the =
males. rhe war We had Just passes
through previous to the 1870 censu'
which killed on the men and stoppe'
All immigration, accounts for the =
suits or that n
50 girls take heart, the ~percentas
ia the game II All on your SIDE.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11

Messrs. F. H. Gregg and W. F.
Gordon Of the Graphic company, were
In Socorro on important mining bust.
ness. They left for q trip into Mex
leo.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
Noah's Ark.

During the holidays here n Las
Vegas. 4 lady making the rounds q
Inc stores in quest Of Christmas
things. entered q store where toys
were for sale.
Her young son had privately INFORM.
cd her that only \ Noah's Ark woulu
satisfy him when he opened ~
stockings Christmas morning.
Looking helplessly around over tne
waste Of toys Of all sorts, she was
approached by q young lady clerk
who politely inquired Il she could ac
anv thing for her. YES said thf
young mother. II want q Noah's
ark. "Oh. yes." blandly RESPONDED
the amiable clerk, do you wish q 10Y
one?' ,.,
"Oh. my, no. quickly answered 'h'
wonld.be purchaser, = want the orr
gina, ark, Of course" Tableau.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
rhe Comic Supplement.

The Funny Paper" as the child.
ren cali the red, white and green al
tuncts to the great Sunday papers,
seems 10 have come 10 stay. Next %
Mother Goose. Robinson Crusoe, 2
Jack. The Giant Killer, comes, 10 the
hearts or the little ones Of today the
antics 81 'Duster Brown and his dog
"Tige." the doings Of "Foxey Grand
pa' Or the crazy pranks Of the KAT
csnjammer Kids
81 III the characters that have
drifted across the pages Of these col
ored nightmares ! doubt 4 any mas
been 10 clean and interesting as the
weekly dreams Of little Memo and
HIS wanderings In dreamland- VINO
II there of 10. old Or young, who mas
not made those same agonizing Jour
neys?
Hi w~anderings In the great forest
of giant mushrooms, where the least
touch brought them all down on tor
81 him, his falling miles and miles
down Into the deepest awfullest pits
only to awake safe and trembling y
he'd, his climbing that immense flight
of stone steps. 80 steep. and stepping
only to lose his balance at the toI
and fall backwards down, down, down
bouncing from step to step. shrek
ing In his agony. 70 nnallv awake ~
ing on the floor beside his crib. VIII
his father standing over him.
All these are 40 perfectly natura
and familiar that we can read then
with deepest enjoyment. and best y
all there Is nothing In them that put
wrong and miscellaneous ideas into tn
children's heads. as some Of the pic
lures and characters are very apt =
dp
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1906-01-11
When Memo Grows W.

As IA UOU vVYUVV 0vOWO
I wonder sometimes II. when Memo
grovs 10 to be q big young man will
he have dreams. the haunting memo
ries Of which bring the goose PIN
pies chasing merrily over my skin
even as ] write.
wonder, too. do other people have
the same dreadful dreams that once
in q while leave poor Uncle Bill . TO
tai nervous wreck and hnds him SHY
ering IN bed a. one with the ague,
great drops oe Precipitation on his
face, and goose iesh al over MIN
like q toad's back.
/ wonder will Memo at 20 dream
he i gravely striding down the MO
die aisle Of q church, packed Jam
plumb full Of people land discover
himself clothed In q WY abbreviat
Cd undershirt and possibly . stock
Ing? .,,
Or that he goes to visit some swel
Young ladies' seminary and nnd'
himself clothed only In . huge DAFT
robe which will persist IN trying :
ain from his shoulders and fall On @
him at the most inopportune mo
. ments.
Ii the grown-up Memo does nav
these dreams. his adventure when 2
ahmed from the fact OK the moo'
ana fell all the way through spac'
!. hack 10 mother earth will e hk.
an hour OF bliss compared VIZ
J them. y
| And. as I say. ! wonder. too, @
! i her grown up people have -
awful dreamland adventures, p !
! II an episode wholly and peculiarl
/ Uncle Bills?
!. Well, now; wonder
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-16
Alton Park
Sbeciai 10 the Ae7yS.

Special 10 The Nt7cs.
A certain girl said that John Alton
was pretty, especially when he played
the graphophone.
Lima Alton sure looked sweet Satur-
day evening with Annie Knowlen.
A certain girl said that John Alton
was the prettiest boy she eve saw.
John Alton erturned Saturday from
Jasper.
Come on, Smiling Boy" we like
to read your letters.
Mrs Julia Ramsay was all smiles
Sunday evening.
If you want to see Birdine Alton
smile ask him if he is attending the
protracted meeting.
Every time Hattie Tate goes any
where her little dog follows.
Miss Annie Knowlen went to the
depot Saturday evening to meet her
brother but got disappointed.
Willie Dixon was all smiles Sunday
morning. Guess he expected to see his
best girl.
If you want to see Birdine Alton
smile ask him if he wants to buy some
colors.
Going to church is the order of the
day.
Ask Lawrence Coldwell who he likes
candy and watch him smile.
Ask Miss Bessie Thrailkill who she
likes best and watch her smile.
Isham Dixon was all smiles Satur
day eve Guess he saw his best girl
Mrs. Hattie Tate and Mrs. Annie
Kent spent Tuesday in the cove.
John Ramsay looked well pleased
Sunday night. Wonder if it was be
cause we had meeting. Velvet Rose.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-16
Dixon Cove.

Special TO tie Nf7Us.
Visiting was the order of the day
Sunday
| think Miss Lima Aulton has beat
B1rdine Aulton's time as she took Miss
Annie Knowlen to the depot and back
Saturday
Ask Miss Lima Aulton.if she has got
tired of the graphophone yet
If you want to see a certain girl
smile Just call Isam Dixon's name.
Brit Coldwell looked sad Sunday
night Wonder if certain boy didn'
beat him out of his girl.
Brit and Lawrence Coldwell were at
Sequachee Saturday.
A certain boy in the cove said Lima
Alton was sure petty.
If you want to see John Alton smile
Just ask him to play the graphophone.
Ask Miss Bessie Thrailkill who she
is saving an apple for and see what
she says. White Lily
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-16
ADDITIONAL LOCALS.

John Lawson went to Victoria Satur
day to see the ball game.
Prof. NJ. NJ. Dossett, Principal of
Pryor Institute, was in the city Mon
day
Lee Hooper, Of Chattanooga, was in
town Wednesday en- route home from
Tracy City
Mrs. Lou Martin and granddaughter
spent. Tuesday in Victoria, the guests
of Mrs. G. NJ. Brown.
All the defeated candidates have re-
turned from Salt River, and are wear
ing their accustomed smiles.
Chas Randle, engineer at Sequat-
chic Handle Works, is taking vaca
ton this week ON account of i'll health.
W. S. Pryor is contemplating NOV
ing his family to Chattanooga where
he has a position with an electric
company
Craig Rollins, w. G. Hill and Miss
Louise Hill spent pleasant evening
at Victoria last night, the guests OF
Misses Eva Ables and Jennie Harris.
R. p Baker, of the Sparta Expositor
and J. A. Oar, of the Jasper States
man Democrat, were visitors to oul
Office Tuesday. The gentlemen were
much interested in the working of ou
Simplex Machine.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-16
Cedar Springs.

Special 10 the Ne7oS.
Miss Bette Pryor, of Jasper, visited
friends here the latter part Of the
week.
Prof. James B. Havron spent Satur
day and Sunday with home folks at
Whitwell.
Miss Gertrude Condra, of Nasty lille,
is visiting friends here.
Mrs. T. j. Moore returned home Sat
uday after a pleasant visit to relatives
at Whitwell,
Miss Mamie Smith, of Birmingham,
Ala, is visiting home folks here.
Mrs Kizzie Ramsay, of Jasper, is
visiting ffiends and relatives at this
place.
j. G. Moore made a flying trip to
Whitwell Saturday.
Miss Carrie Griffith is visiting her
sister, Mrs Currie Schoolfeld, at So.
Pittsburg,
Prof. W. W. Harmon, who is teach
ing in the town school at Dunlap,
spent Saturday and Sunday with home
| folks here.
Miss Gertrude Condra returned Mon
day, after pleasant visit of few
days to friends at Dunlap.
Mrs. Caroline Mclean is visiting
friends and relatives at the Hill this
week.
Mrs. Joe Golston and sister, Mrs
Kizzie Ramsay, visited Mrs. T.. J.
Moore Monday,
Misses Pearl and Ada Hicks, of Chat
tanooga, are paying friends and rela
tives here quite an extended visit.
J. CHI oward, whs has been quit,
sick, is much improved at this writ
ing.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. L. McLeal
fine boy.
Rev. NJ A. Hunt will fill his regu
lar appointment here Sunday.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-16
PRYOR COVE

Special 10 he Nt7OS.
Wheat threshing is the order Of the
day.
Mrs. Lula Haynes and little James
Kilgore were in Jasper shopping Sat
urday.
Mr.. f. NJ. Mccullough and Miss Ma
ley Wee in Jasper Friday.
John Smith, of Jasper, was in the
cove Sunday.
Miss Byrtle Mccullough and Miss
Pearl Clark, who have schools ON Bat
tie Creek, were visiting home folks
Saturday and Sunday.
F. NJ. Mccullough, was up on Battle
Creek last Friday
Rass Alley and Sam Lesley, of Jas
per, were calling ON Mrs. J. NJ. Hay
mes family
T. L. Haynes and Frank Brewer
We're visiting in Whitwell Sunday.
Lige Dykes visited home folks at
Tracy Saturday and Sundy
F. NJ Mccullough was up on Battle
Creek Sunday.
Miss Matte Shadrick is sick al
this writing.
Poon Brewe was in the cove Mon
day.
The thresher men stayed with F. NJ
Mccullough from Saturday until Mon
day.
John Young came in from Rodd!
Spring Sunday.
S. G. Haynes was at Sequache,
Monday.
G. H. Shadrick has moved back t.
his home place from Dunlap
Hugh Lewis and Payne Ramsay ar
in the cove balling straw.
Mr. and Mrs. A. L. McCulloug
were visiting Mr.. F, M, McCulloug
and family Tuesday.
Miss Eva Ables was visiting F. NJ
Mccullough family Tuesday.
Miss Lula Ferguson was visiting he
! brother Tuesday.
A L. Mccullough was in the GOV
Saturday.
Miss Byrtle Mccullough returned t
5 her school Sunday.
s A. J. Curtis, of the mountain, Wa
in the ocve Saturday.
0 Abner Cannon is visiting friends i
Tracy City this week.
r Hot Summers Pal
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-16
Morse Not the Discoverer o.
the telegraph.

1t is a curious fact that long before
Mr.. Morse was born, Arthur Young
in his tour through Ireland in 1916
ITS relates THAT in electricity Mr.
Losmond "a person at whose house he
stopped) has made remarkable dis
covery. You write two or three words
on paper. He takes it with him into
room and turns machine enclosed
in cylindrical case at the top of
which is an electrometer in the shape
of small pith ball. A wire connects
with smaller cylinder and electrome-
ter i'll a distant apartment, and bis
wife by remarking the corresponding
motion of the ball, writes down the
words they indicate, from which it ap-
pears that he has formed an alphabet
of motions, AS the length of the wire
makes no difference in the effect, q
correspondence might be carried on at
any distance, within and without
beseiged city, for instance, or for pur-
pose much more worthy and thousand
times more harmless, between two low
er prohibited from better epistolary cor.
respondence or intercourse. ''-Young's
Tour in Ireland, second edition, pub
lished in 1894 Vol. l. page 30
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1906-08-16
* DOFETCHIT'S

/ want tue ak yew few questshuns,
"E. L." if We al not ten bissy, as ct
seams We air purity wei posted an Their
questshuns air not unfare
LIST. Wot wuz Kains wife's maiden
manner
End. How much of snake is tale
and how much body.
3rd. Why can sum folks wiggle Their
years. and Others CANT
4th. How to pronounce Fin de zizzle.
5th. Eff my father and muther had
each married different person frum
what tina did mary, and tina had been
an offspring born to each union which
won of them offsprings wood l have
been, and wot relashun wood we have
been to each other and if so viii?
Next. What is a Yankinananai?
Last What is the difference bet ween
a humble bee and a watermelon.
Cum on sum moor, Joe Hackworth
and Peter Haunch. Both of We write
like We had plenti of gud hard cents.
/ like ten read cencible folkz ritin.
Didn't tibet Teller Hackworth give a
gud leckshure two weeks back. There
is new sayin tibet sails if yer shuze
fitz ware EN-. 1t seams tibet ct fit7
sum folkz verrie gud.
| had little dog-his name wus Tuck,
The blame little fule kept barkin at &
duck That is not peaceable.
| went to walk, Sue and me,
And Sue got stung by humble bee.
That humble bee wusn' t peaceable.
Be gud be gud DOFETCHIT.