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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

Possibly a rose spelled "ro2" would
smell as sweet, but it wouldn't look
SO pretty.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

Producing MUSCLE acon-T see
as many as 4,O61 muscles have been
counted in the body of a moth"
Egbert-"I guess I'll give up eatins
meat as muscle producer, and go
home and chew up few of my wife's
furs. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

While we are all glad and willing
to aid Douglas Hyde in his efforts to
restore the Gaelic language, still we
can't help wishing that somebody
would do something to restore the
English language.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

A man has been found who died
worth million dollars, yet he never
worked at larger salary than $22
week. The million was left to him by
q rich relative.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

The thirteen superstition received
another verifcation when man who
stabbed himself thirteen times died
on the thirteenth effort.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

One woman sues for divorce be-
cause her spouse "reneged" at cards
and then slapped her. She might
overlook the slapping. but never his
failure to follow her lead
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

According to Mrs. Russell Sage, no
sweet and refined American women
ever smoke the nasty little things
Who said they did?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

Two women have been fined 5000 H.
Paris for making and selling cigar
cites. People have an idea that yoI
can be as wicked as you like ir
parls but you cant II yon interfegs
with the government monopoly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

I'VE are living in the arms of tyran-
NY" exclaims the Baltimore Herald.
Congratulations to we editor on his
prolonged honeymoon.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

It's about time now for the old hen
TO stop going "Cutter-caw caw-caw!"
and "Cut-cut-cut-ca-dah and to
begin going "Cluck, cluck, eluck!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

A husband in defending a divorce
suit said his wife cried when he asked
her age. Why didn't he look at her
teeth?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

It is said that matrimony is not
keeping pace with prosperity. That's
strange. Usually it is prosperity that
is not able to keep pace with matri-
mony.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

The first baseball guide for 1906 is
out, and there is nothing in it to show
thst the umpire will not be guyed Just
the same as usual this season.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

The os Angeles Heral1 refers to
"a Redding. Cal, man attired in the
western evening dress of Prince AL
bert ard white vest" Isn't that nd
of evening dress rather Unfair to PEG.
pie who are troubled with cold feet ?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

King Leopold may be benign and
Tirtuous man, but some strong proof
will be required to make the world
believe it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

The newest ocean liner is to have
among its attractions a fine picture
gallery. Now for an ocean liner with
an eighteen-hole golf course.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

Andrew Carnegie is not entirely or
iginal in his discovery that wealth
doesn't bring happiness. Solomon
beat him to it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

The man who calls it "Algy Cyrus"
shows right away that he has never
studied Spanish.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

The puckerless persimmon is the
latest. Science, in time, may evolve
q mild and delightful Indian turnip.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05
Elre nea.roxa RIocks.

Eldora, March 31.-Fire at Written
destroyed the business blocks of c.
". Drury, meats: Otis G.. Blair, gen.
eral, and j. A. Long, barber, ON
Thursday night. Loss $4,000.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

viii "the richest baby in the world
be abie to buy immunity from collie,
Group and measles?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05
Rlnamlst is Sentenced.

Eldora, April lie. Stewart III aus
the Grinnell bigamist arrested last
week, pleaded guilty before Judge
Richard last evening, and received
the limit penalty, FIVE years. He
will be taken by Sheriff Miller to
Anamosa at once Kraus Is ALLEGED
to have a wife at Detroit and mar
RED a Grinnell girl in this city III
February.
An Incubator chiclen must fee
like a child with q stepmother
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1906-04-05

The Lacey bill prohibiting the u
Of automatic shotguns in the tt
ritories Of the United States, viii,
bill was designed for the protecti'
of game, was laid on the table by Il
committee on territories, thus re
dering further action on the bill il
probable.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The lynching evil has crossed the
color line and threatens to become
a greater menace to law and order
than ii has ever subserved those
ends in the past. Two lynchings
Of white men, one in Louisiana and
one in Georgia while the parties in
Jail were awaiting the decision of
the court is indicative of a most
dangerous mob spirit that ought to
be curbed. While mob law has
measured justice where other laws
have failed and has restrained where
other laws would not, yet it is a
crime, and for that reason, should
be discouraged by all citizens.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The poor people and the news
papers of the State are indebted to
Hon. W. Nj. McAllister, of Wayne
County, for the new law with refer
ence to the advertising of mortgage
sales. Upder this law it will no
longer be possible for the notices of
sales to be posted in out the way
places where no one will see them
They must be published in the
county newspapers; where all of
the best citizens will see and read
them Oxford Eagle.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

Mr.. W. +. Jackson, who is tour
ing the state collecting data of inter
est for the edition of Mississippi
History edited by Director Dunbar
Rowland, was in the city several
days during the week. Mr. Jack
son states that he has gathered in
value iii this county, much of it
associated with the old towns of
and Carmargo. He stated that
Mr.. Rowland is now in Paris,
France in the interest of the depart
ment of Archives and History.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The Mississippi Bar Association
will meet at Gulfport on June 10Th
Hon. ID. w. Houston of this city is
one of the ce-presidents and has
been requested by the association to
bring the importance of attending
urgently to the notice of the Mon
roe county bar. The association is
an organization long needed in the
state and will do much towards i'm
proving legal practice in Mississippi
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

There is no need of worrying along
in discomfort because of a disOrdered
digestion. Get a bottle of KODOL
FOR DYSPEPSIA, and see what it
will do for you. Kodol not only di-
gests what you eat and gives that
tired stomach a needed rest, but it is
a corrective of the greatest efficiency
Kodol relieves indigestion, dyspepsia,
palpitation of the heart, fiatulence,
and sour stomach. Kodol will make
your stomach young and healthy
again. You will worry just in pro-
portion that your stomach worries
you. Worry means the loss of ability
to do your best. Worry is to be avoid
ed at all times. Kodol will take the
worry out of your stomach. Sold by
j. A. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

An exchange says that ''e' is
the most unfortunate letter in the
English language because it is never
in cash, always in debt. Our ex-
change forgets that the aforesaid
letter is never in war always in
peace. 1t is the beginning of exis-
tence, the commencement of ease
and the end Of trouble. Without it
there would be no meat, no life, no
gospel, no Jesus, no heaven, no
earth and no delinquent subscribers
Lexington Advertiser.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

Hons. Tonquin Stovall, l.. +
Haley and T. J Buchanan of the
Okolona bar and a. ID. Anderson
and Claude Clayton of the Tupelo
bar are in attendance on the Chan
Gerry court.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15
Home Mission Items.
ANNUAL MEETING.

| ANNUAL MEETING
The Fifteenth Annual Meeting oi
| the Woman's Home Mission Society
of the North Mississippi Conference,
held in Kosciusko, May 10 to 23, was
very successful one. Mrs. G. 5.
Wrenn, who was elected president
one year ago, presided with much
ease and grace and was unanimously
reelected.
REPORTS.
The reports of past years work
were very gratifying and indicated
continued progress. There was an
increase in membership of $50, and 40
new misunderstanding in all, 112
auxiliaries in the Conference Society.
APPROPRIATIONS.
The sum of 500 was appropriated
to needy parsonages in our own
bounds, an increase of $500 over last
years appropriations.
ANNUAL SERMON.
Rev. r. III. b. Gladney preached on
Sunday morning on the power of i'm
Fortunate prayer and its application
to Home Mission work. All faithful
Home Mission workers realize what
prayer has accomplished in this
brance of church work.
MISS MABEL HOWELL.
Miss Howell. Professor of Science
of Home Missions and Social Eco
nomics at Scarritt Bible and Training
School, made very beautiful and eff
fective talk on Sunday evening. She
also conducted the daily noon hour
devotions Her intellectual strength,
profound earnestness and simple and
unaffected bearing made deep inn
preston upon all who came within
the sphere of her influence. Her
practical work is in the Institutional
Church in Kansas City, the first of
the kind to be established in South
Methodism, although other Southern
cities have long planned for similar
work
THE SCHOLARSHIP.
To Miss silly Hartwell of Water
Valley, was awarded the $. Myra
Smith scholarship.
One of our North Mississippi girls
who occupied one scholarship several
years ago, has been working as
city missionary in San Antonio but
has recently been appointed by the
Woman's Board of Home Missions as
a city missionary to Louisville.
FINANCIAL REPORT.
AS the Treasmer's report for the
past fiscal year for the North Missis-
sippi Conference Society has already
been given in detail in these columns,
/ will not repeat but will only restate
that the total amount raised and eX-
pended last year by the Home Mis-
sion Society of this Conference was
Ss,312.69.
ECHOES FROM THE BOARD MEETING.
The Woman's Home Mission has
total membership of 47,51S. Grand
total of all money raised for year
ending March 1st, S315, 122.06 Value
of supplies sent through supply de
partment, S24,213.0i.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.
The Conference officers elected at
Kosciusko were as follows:
President, Mrs. G.. G. Wrenn, Gun
nison; 1st. Vice-President, Mrs. w.
G.. Kinds, Gunntown; 2nd. Nice-Presi-
dent, Mrs. w. w. Wilburn, Lexing-
ton; Bird. Vice President, Mrs. Walter
Price, Prairie Point; Cor. Sec. Mrs.
l.. G. Short, Como; Rec. Sec. Miss
Ellen Farmer, Tunica; Treasurer,
Mrs. b. M. Scales, Starkville; Assis-
tant Tres Mrs Dero Saunders, Stark
vile. r.. w F.
tn Cure a Cold in One DaU
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The peculiar phrase, poor but
honest parent has been exhumed
from the newspaper graveyard and
thrust upon an unsuspecting public.
AS matter of fact, there is as much
honesty among the poor and hum
BILE as there is in any other circle of
life.-Natchez Democrat.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The day of cheap newspapers is
drawing To an end. The postofiice
department has decided to refuse
second class rates of postage To pa
pers and magazines furnished below
cost and giving premiums to secure
subscribers, and the result will be
the death of many papers run only
for advertising purposes. .-Lexing-
ton Advertiser.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

Thousands annually bear witness To
the efficiency of Early Risers. These
pleasant, reliable little pills have long
borne n reputation second to none a
a laxative and cathartic. They are
as staple as bread in millions of
homes. Pleasant but effective. Will
promptly relieve constipation with
out gripping. Sold by j. A. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

w. X. Ward, of Dyersburg, Tenn,
writes: '"rhis is to certify that
have used Orino Laxative Fruit Syr-
up for chronic constipation, and il
has proven, without a doubt, to be q
thorough, practical remedy for this
trouble, and it is with pleasure that
offer my conscientious reference
j. l.. SHELL * Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

A man who is in perfect health, so
he can do an honest days work when
necessary, has much for which he
should be thankful. Mr.. L. q. Rodg-
ers, of Branchton, Pa, writes that he
was not only unable to work, but he
couldn't stoop over to tie his own
shoes. Six bottles of FOley's Kidney
Cure made a new man of him. He
says, Success to Foley's Kidney
Cure" j. L. SHELL & Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

If you will make inquiry it will be
a revelation to you how many sue
comb to kidney or bladder troubles in
one form or another. If the patient
is not beyond medical aid, Foley's
Kidney Cure Will cure. 1t never dis
appoints. j. l.. SHELL & Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The store house and stock of goods
owned by Mr.. J. &. Hersey, at
Quincy, was destroyed by fire last
Friday night. Loss about $500 with
$3.50 insurance. 1t is believe the
house was fired by an incendiary.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

II. Il. Davenport was allowed from
school fund. for salary and postage,
$5i.2 -
The members and officers were al
lowed their statutory fees and the
Board adjourned to meeo on the first
Monday in July, 1906.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

Don't be fooled and made to be-
lieve that rheumatism can be cured
with local appliances. HOLSTERS s
Rocky Mountain Tea is the only
positive cure for rheumatism. 35
cents, Tea or Tablets.
PHOENIX DRUG Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The Meridian and Tombigbee
railroad projectors have offered to
build the road from Meridian to
Neohola, a distance of forty three
and half miles, provided citizens
of Mersdian will subscribe for $780,
900 of the stock.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15
Will Cure Consumption.

A. A. Herrin, Finch, Ark writes:
s'Foley's Honey and Tar is the best
preparation for coughs, colds and lung
trouble. know that it has cured con-
sumption in the first stages" You
never heard of anyone usuing FOley's
Honey and Tar and not being salts
fed. ]. L. SHELL & Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

We welcome The West Point Adj
vertiser, bright newsy paper, now
on its first legs, to our exchange
table
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

The sworn statement of the manu-
facturers protects you from opiates
in Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar-the cough syrup that drives the
cold out of your system. j. A. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15
To Cure a Cold i'm One Dav.

Take LAXATIVE BROMo QUININE Tab
les All Druggists IS refund the money
if il fails to cure. +. w. GROVES
signature is on each box. 25c.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15
Proceedings of the Board Of SUI
perviSorS---June Term.

PREsEST-R. w. Eikner, President /;
NJ A. Jones, \. G.. Lowe and W.
L. C. Bailey, Members; X. G. Cren-
shaw, Sheriff, and G. T. Smith,
Clerk.
Report of j. NJ. Greene, county
treasurer, examined and approved.
Report of II. +. Davenport, super
mtendent of education, was examined
7 and approved
Favorable report of commissioners
J. j. Basham and II. Y. Owens on
change in Central road. received
and approved.
In matter of application for appren-
ticeship of Sherman Murphy, minor,
citation to next Of kin was ordered.
On petition voting precinct was
established at Becker.
Ordered that all gates across public
roads be removed by September 1st,
or automatic gates be- substituted.
On favorable report of commission
ers j. y. Roberts and j. L. Wise,
change in Beeks and Stonewall road
was ordered.
The roll 6f persons subject To road
tax assessment was filed by Assessor
Taylor, and il subject TO objection
until 1st Monday in July
The Clerk was ordered to advertise
for bids for bridge across Haughton
creek on Aberdeen and Okolona road
On favorable report by Supervisors
Baily and Lowe, S23i-2U was ordered
paid a. j. Wilson for causewaying
Jonesboro road at Half Way creek
bottom.
The following allowances were
x.. IL. E-or.. liz cnn1unnn cnuuiN fund
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

When applied and covered with a
hot cloth Pinesalve acts like a poul-
tice. Best for burns. bruises, boils,
eczema, skin diseases, etc. j. \. Gay.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1906-06-15

Eat one of Rings Dyspepsia Tablets
after each meal and you will not suf-
fer with indigestion. j. A. Gay.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-11
PALMA WILL 4
FIGHT HARD.
Cuban Government Declares All
Peace Projects ff-Gueira
Strikes Hard.

HAVANA, Sept. 11.-General Pine
Guerra is concentrating his forces with
a view to strike a heavy blow. There
Is no knowledge, however, OF the gen.
cral plan of his offensive operations.
1t now appears that the rebels are
in possession of the junction at Rim
con of the United Railway branches,
and trains Oh the Western line are
stopped and searched ut will. Rlncon
is fifteen miles southwest of Havana.
For awhile here the prospect of
peace looked decidedly more hopeful.
This condition was the result of the
arrival of IL of the peace commits
sions which had visited the insurgent
leader Pine Guerra in Pinar del Rio
province with the news that Guerra
had informally consented to Il suspen-
sion of hostilities pending negotiations.
The clouds which appeared to be
breaking with the announcement of
this news gathered again within an
hour when it became known that at a
special meeting of the cabinet, which
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-11
WIFE and SON CUT Off
Mrs. Hermann 0eIrichs Will Contest
Settlement of Estate.

NEW YORK. Sept. 1.-THE will OF
Hermann Oelrichs. the New York mil
l%iouaire. who died Mt sea last week. has
been filed in the surrogate's court. II
cuts off his wife and young son and
leaves the entire estate to his brother,
Charles NJ. Oelrichs, and his sister,
Mrs. William Jay.
The news caused a sensation in soci-
ETY. circles, although there had been
rumors that the will would cut off the
wife, who was the elder daughter of
the late Senator Fair of California. No
II had dreamed, however, hat Mr..
Oelrichs would ignore his son in the
distribution of the estate, as it was
supposed that he was satisfied with
the arrangement whereby his wife was
to take care of the lad.
Mrs. Oelriehs will contest the will
This statement was made positively
by friends who know her attitude.
Mr.. Oelrichs left an estate of at
least $4,000 00, and it is thought she
was done a great wrong when her hus-
band cut her off without IL cent.
For years Mr.. and Mrs. Oelrichs
have rarely been together. She was at
Newport and in this city while he was
in California. lrreconcil1ble differ
ences of temperament separated them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-11
STAND BY PRESIDENT
W. j. Bryan Makes a Statement at
Lincoln, Neb.

LINCOLN, Neb., Sept. 11.-William
j. Bryan gave out Il statement an
nouncing that as soon as he returned
from his southeastern trip he would
enter the campaign in Nebraska ana
several other states. Mr.. Bryan SAID
he felt deeply interested in the restit
in Nebraska and praised the ability OF
the men OF the fusion ticket. Touch
ing on the candidacy of Ashton Z.
Shallenberger, fusion nominee for gov
ernor, Mr.. Bryan said:
lie is not only in favor of the rigid
enforcement of railroad rate regulation
and the two cent passenger fare, but
he advocated government ownership of
railroads before | did.
1.-THE election in Nebraska is not only
important because OF its bearing on
state matters, but it is also important
because of its influence on the next
national campaign. The vote this year
will De taken as an indication OF the
trend of public sentiment.
I'VE are entering upon Il great fight
for the determination of the trusts and
the protection of the public from eX-
ploitation at the hands of the railroads.
The Republican party has shown its
inability to deal effectively with these
and kindred subjects. Wherever the
president has attempted to do any
thing he has been competed to follow
fhA not,Da,nt e., ., 4In,. A., an, Dnn1ti1
lican platform, and the Republicans in
the house and the senate have not sup
ported him. The Republican senate
.emasculated his rate bill. and a Repub-
lican congress opposed his meat inspec-
ton bill.
1.-THE best way to stand by the pres
ident Is to elect Democrats to congress
and the senate. for the Democrats
stood by him better than the Re-
publicans upon the most important
questions"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-11
81. Stepbep,s scboo, Opencd.

st. Stephens Danish Lutheran par
ochial SCHOOL in Broad street opened
Yesterday morning with the usual
number of scholars. Rev. j. F. Chris
Hansen, pastor of the church, and a
pember of the Board of Education,
were present on this occasion and
made a few remarks. Although there
were but fifteen pupils present on
the opening day, it is expected that
the full attendance will be at the
school next week. A number are abb
sent on account of illness. The
Board Of Education are greatly en-
couraged in the n in which the
school is run.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1906-09-11

Star of Grace Lodge, Shepherds
OF Bethlehem, held their regular
meeting in their rooms last night.
several matters of importance came
before the meeting for discussion.
-Middlesex Council No. LOO,
Royal Arcanum, will meet tonight.
"A Woodbridge fishing party will
come to this city and go out tomor-
row.
The Chamber of Commerce will
hold their regular meeting tonight.
Proprietor Floersch, of the
Packer House, says that the contract
for the new additions will probably
be given out this week.
-Stetson's Uncle Toms Cabin
Company will appear in Wilder Hall
tomorrow night. A street parade
will also be held at noon.
The contract for paving Market
street is expected to be awarded by
the council Monday night.
Ground was broken yesterday
for a private residence on Market
street, adjoining the home of George
HI. Tice.
A large number of foreigners ar
rived in this city today. They board
ed a trolley car at Smith and State
streets for North Amboy, where they
were met bV some fellow cOuntrVmpn