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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
legged" THE WRONG MEN
Missiles Intended by Waukesha Boys for
"Holy Jumpers" Strike Citizens
Prosecutions May Follow.

WAUKESHA, Wis, Nov. 10-[Spe-
cial. Am attempt to egg" the Holy
Jumpers" who held an open-air meeting
in front of the Coliseum last evening,
miscarried and the perpetrators legged"
the wrong parties, which may result in
their prosecution.
The Jumpers" held meeting at 1:3O
o'clock and a number OF young men
planned to attack them with eggs when
they started to return to the Fountain
house. The sect became apprised of the
plans and at the conclusion of the meet
ing divided their party, the men going
down Broadway and the women on
South street. The young men with the
eggs saw the women and several men
behind them on South street and, sup
posing the latter We're members OF the
sect. started to lombard them with
eggs. They were much chagrined and
surprised when the assault was vlgor-
ously repealed, the supposed Jumpers
proving to be employees of the Wisconsin
Telephone company and other residents
of this city. Several of the men at
tackled had their clothes badly daubed
with eggs and it is reported that prose
cutions against the young men will be
made.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
PATTERSON ENTERS UNIVERSITY.
Millionaire Socialist Will Study Agricul-
ture at Madison.

MADISON. Wis. Nov. 12.-[Special.l
Joseph Medill Patterson, the young
millionaire Socialist, has enrolled as a
student in the short course i'll agriculture
at the University of Wisconsin. Mr..
Patterson is grandson of Joseph Me-
dill, founder of the Chicago Tribune, and
is graduate of 1ale His determine
ton to study agriculture this winter is
evidently the result of his recognition of
the Importance of return of large
only solution for the evils of congested
life in large cities
Mr.. Patterson is the second young
millionaire to take advantage of the in
structon of the short course i'll agricul-
ture Last year Fred Pabst, son of the
late Capt Fred Pabst of Milwaukee. de-
cided to take up the raising of bloodeo
horses as his occupation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
SWEP7OVER EAGLEFALL.S.
NEErEETTE COUNTY YOUNG MEN
HAVE MIRACULOUS ESCAPE
FROM DEATH.
PLUNGE DOWN TEN FEET.
Two Carried Through the Swift Rapids
Filled with Many Jagged
Rocks

MARINETTE, Wis, Nov. 1O.-[Spe-
cial. l-Three Marinette county young
men, Albert Mersh. Warren Hale and
James Forbes, had a miraculous escape
from death yesterday. They were cruis-
ing in the vicinity of the Eagle falls, on
the Peshtigo river, and tried to cross
the river in a boat. The boat upset and
the men and craft went over Eagle falls.
The falls are eight or ten feet high and
fatl OF jagged rocks. At the foot are
whiripools. The young men and boat
were swept over before assistance could
Eeach them.
Carried Through Rapids.
Hale is a good swimmer and was
able to make the shore. Mersh was car
ried through the rapids and deposited on
a Sandbar in an unconscious condition
and rescued by friends and has recov-
cred Forbes was carried through the
rapids and was in the water several
Minutes.
Forbes Escape Narrow.
At times Forbes could be seen and
friends on shore put out IN boat ana
,finaliy succeeded in rescuing him. HIS
almost lifeless body was taken ashore
and restored to consciousness after
{stfenuous efforts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16

FOND du Lac-First, Christian Pickart,
D; IA, Malone.
Fond du Lac-Second. Fred Soper, Rep,
Grant-First, Duncan McGregor, Platte
vile, Rep.
Grant-Second, by E Roethe, Fennimore,
Rep.
Jefferson-First, Fred Smith, Ixonia. Dem.
Jefferson - Second, George W. kindlin,
KoShkOnong, Dem.
La Crosse = First, Thos. H. Miller, La
Crosse. Rep.
La Crosse-Second, Valentine S. KeppeI,
OnalaSka. Rep.
Manitowoc-First Simon Wehrwein, Jr.,
ManitOWOc, Rep.
Manitowoc - Second, Lawrence Ledv1na,
Kellnersyile Rep.
thon-Eirst, Nicholas Schmidt, Dem,
Marath City.
Mara thon-Second, August F. Marquardt
Dem, Wausau.
Marinette-First. E. W. Leroy, Marinette,
Rep
Marinette-second, VIM. H. Falrey, Cri-
Wiz. Rep.
Milwaukee-First, Herman H. Hebron,
Rep.
Milwaukee-Second,O Otto Harrass, Rep.
Milwaukee-Third, William Disch, Rep.
Milwaukee - Fourth, George +. Grassie,
Rep.
Milwaukee - Fifth, William J. Aldridge,
Milwaukee-Sixth, Lucien H. Palmer, Rep
MISUNDERSTANDING Elmer E. Cain: Rep
Milwaukee-Eighth, Simon Kander, Rep.
Milwaukee - Ninth, Edmund j. Berner,
S. D.
Milwaukee - Tenth, Herman E. Georgi,
Rep. --
Milwaukee - Eleventh, Frederick Brock
hansen, s. d.
Milwaukee-Twelfth, Carl D. Thompson,
S. D.
Milwaukee-Thirteen Charles r. Esta-
brook, Rep.
Milwaukee - Fourteenth, JOS A. Donna
chowski, Dem.
MilWaukee-Fifteenth- Luy, Rep.
Milwaukee - Sixteenth, Frank J. Weber,
S. d.
Outagame-First, Fred Peterson Dem,
Appleton.
Outagamie = Second, Charles J. Hagen,
Black Creek, Rep.
Racine-First, William H. Bell, Racine,
Rep.
Rock-First, Allan S. Baker, Evansville,
Rep.
Rock-Second, Pliny Norcross, GAINESVILLE,
Rep.
Sank First Wilbur Cahoon Baraboo,
Sauk-Second, Frank. F. Mueller, Reeds
burg Rep.
Sheboygan-First, John NJ. Dodlng, Dem.
ShebOygan-Second, E. ]. heyes, Cascade,
Waukesha - First, James A Mckenzie,
Vernon, Rep.
Waukesha-Second, Roderick Ainsworth,
Merton, Rep.
Rep.
Vile, Rep.
Winnejag William NJ. Perry, Osh-
kosh, Rep.
WinneDa gO-Second Merritt l.. CampDell,
Dom. Neen"h.
Winnebago-ThiI Charles Neitzel, Black
Wolf, Rep.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
FIX ELECTRICITY
AND GAS PRICES.
Legislature May Be Asked to Pass Bill
Creating Commissioning Find
Out Real Cost.

MADISON, Wis, Nov 1O.-[Spe-
cial. THAT the regulation OF the prices
of gas and electricity in the cities of
Wisconsin will be an important issue be-
fore the state Legislature when it meets
in January, was evidenced today when
committee appointed in February, 1904,
by the common council of the city OF
Madison made its report i'll relation to
prices at the capital.
Commission May Be Named
1t is probable that bill will be in
trcduced in the Legislature this winter
which will provide for the appointment
by the governor of commission, similar
to the railway rate board which will be
empowered to investigate the officers and
books of any gas or electric light or
power corporation Tor the purpose OF
determining the actual cost of the pro-
duction
This commission may be given the
right to fix price which is deemed just
and reasonable The Legislature will
also be asked to confer upon the SUI
preme and circuit courts the power to
enjoin on the complaint of a consumer
where unreasonable rates have been
charged for gas or electricity.
Recommendations of Committee.
The following are some of the recon-
mendations of the report:
We recommend at the coming session of
the Legislature the creation of a commits
sion to investigate the officers and books Of
any such company for the purpose OF de-
termining the actual cost of the product,
taking all things into considerations
That no more contracts be made with the
local company for gas or electricity for the
use of the city until the company shall have
complied with such legislation.
In case the company fails to comply, pro-
ceedngs to compel them be instituted.
That the Legislator be induced to confer
uDon the supreme and circuit courts the
power to enjoin at the suit of Il consumer
where unreasonable rates for gas OF cleo
tricity have been eXacted.
The report then reviews the lawsuit OF
the city which was taken to the supreme
court
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
)REDGE is BLOWN UP
,yNAMITING IN JACKSON COUNTY
DRAINAGE DISTRICT.
ceiling Against Construction OF Dltch
Takes Form of Violence-No Clue
to Perpetrators.

RACK RIVER FALLS, Wis, Nov
ESPECIAL News reached TINS CITY
ist night that one of the big dredges
operated in the drainage district IN east
I'm Jackson county was blown up Win
dynamite Saturday night.
There is considerable bitter teellng
N the part of resident land owners along
he right of way of the drainage ditch,
many complaining that the tax levy 10
Jay for the ditch will contscate thelr
,ronerty. The feeling entered into the
primary election and was a strong factor
n the defeat of w. S. Broddeck, Ke-
publican candidate for senator in the
Thirty-first district There is no clue 10
he perpetrators of the dynamite out
age.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
CENTRAL ROAD LOSES.
Ran Trains Too Fast Through Village
of Weyauwega.

WAUPACA, Wis, Nov. 12.-[Spe-
cial THE jury in the case of the state
and c. f. Crane of Weyauwega, against
the Wisconsin Central railway returned
a verdict against the railway in eight
cases ont Of eleven, the charge being
that the railway company ran trains
faster than six miles an hour through
the village contrary to the ordinances
or April II, Is and IA last. The rail
way company was directed to pay the
village $500.
Indirectly the case is the result Of an
accident at the crossing in question
which occurred in December, 1904, at
which time carriage containing four
girls, sisters. was struck by a freight
train going at the rate of thirtyive
miles an hour. two of the girls being
killed and the other two badly injured
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
HERRING SEASON OPENS.
Thousands of Fish to Be Gathered in
Chequamegon Bay.

WASHBURN, Wis, Nov. II. - The
herring fishing season on Chequamegon
bay and among the Apostle islands be-
gins this week. The season lasts until
the bay freezes. During this time thou
sands of tons Of fish are gathered All
available men and boats are being en-
gagged. and within week or so more
than 500 men will be employed. The
men engaged in cleaning are experts.
Some of them can clean as many as six
teen barrels in a day, for which they re-
ceive SO, other wages run from SD to
Sc and 81 a day. At the close of the
season the work becomes dangerous.
Hardly a year goes by without one or
moro drnWninGS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
RAILROAD Is ORGANIZED.
Dr. G. Brickbauer of Chiffon President Of
Fox River Valley Line-$13,o00
in Stock Paid In.

FOND DU LAC, Wis, Nov. ID
Special. AT a meeting of the Fox
River Valley Railway company here last
light $4,000, of $25, ZOO subscribed for
he road, was paid in. The following Of
icerS were elected:
President, DR.. G. Brickbauer, Chiffon
vice president, f. Phillips, Fond du Lac:
secretary, II. H. Crosby, Fond du Lac:
general manager, j. NJ. Seamon, Fond du
Lac.
All of the officers are stockholders
The additional stockholders are DIR. j.
2. Council, Fond du Lac; p. B. Brick
oauer, Chiffon; Mr.. Friend, Milwaukee,
md Mr.. Wilson of this city.
The road will operate a line from
Cedarburg to Appleton and with i
branch to Chiffon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
Thanksgiving Day.

MADISON. Wis, Nov. 12.-Gov.
Davidson has issued the following
proclamation designating Thursday,
November %, as Thanksgiving day:
The setting apart of one day In each year
in acknowledgment to Almighty God 1or
his manifold blessings, has been sanctioned
by long usage, and should be regarded as
more than mere formality. In this coun-
try. more than in any other the people
have reason to feel grateful for the bless
ings of liberty, and for the abundant oppor-
tunity open to all who are sober and in
dustrious, to improve their condition. We
at this time, are blessed with abundant har-
vests Prosperity is universal throughout
the land. Our own state shares, in full
measure, this general prosperity.
Mindful of these great blessings and
privileges, and in accordance with time
honored custom, and in conformity with the
proclamation of the President of the United
States, l, James o. Davidson. governor of
the state of Wisconsin, do hereby designate
and set apart Thursday November 20, 1905
as a day of Thanksgiving and praise, and
do recommend that it be suitably observed
by all our citizens i'll their several places
of worship by appropriate religious observ~
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
WIFE KILLS HUSBAND.
Mrs. J. Neal of Wautoma Points Sup
posedly Empty Revolver, Which Dis
charges-Bullet Enters Heart.

WAUTOMA, Wis, Nov 12-[Spe-
cial j. Neal, travelling salesman,
was shot and killed by his wife Sunday
morning. The shooting was accidental.
Mr.. Neal was showing his wife pair
of reyolvers. which both believed empty.
Mrs Neal picked one of them up and
aiming at her husband. fired. The re-
yolver discharged and the bullet pene-
trated the mans heart. Mrs. Neal is
Frustrated over the affair. The dead
man leaves his wife and four children.
The remains were shipped to Kentucky
this afternoon. Mr.. Neal was employed
by a ST. Louis firm.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
WILL CLEAN UP TOWN NOW
Defeated Candidate for Sheriff of La
Crosse County Serves Notice
on Mayor

LA CROSSE, Wis. Nov. 10.-Harry
Palmer. defeated Republican candidate
for sheriff, announces he will start Il
crusade for the elimination OF gambling
houses and other resorts in La Crosse.
Mayor Torrance has been called upon
BY Palmer, who is an alderman, to en-
force the laws. Palmers defeat for
sheriff was because of the charge by the
onnosition that he was backed by the
lawless element. He claims this element
holted him aud he now proposes 10 Clear
his ranntot;on and at the same time
ayenge himself upon the boilers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
MUSTTELL WHOGOTlTTO TOO
Candidates for Office Obliged to State
How Campaign Money Was
Expended

MADISON, Wis, Nov 13.-The at
:orney general has rendered an opinion
% the effect that the statutes require
that a candidate for nominat ton or cleo
ton to public office must specify in his
statement of campaign expenses the pur-
poses for which any sum of So or over
vas disbursed and to whom it was paid
This applies to candidates for city.
county, legislative, judicial. and state
offices. The opinion was rendered in re-
spouse to query from District Attor-
ley Z. L. Lincoln of Richland county.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
MILWAUKEE, sTocKYARDs REPORT

HOGS-Market 5W1Oc lower; light, mixed
6.OO@62O fair to choice mediums, 66l
6.25; heavy packers, 5.75Q5.9O; rough AeaV
5.5O@5.75
CATTLE - Market is steady; caEs
steady; butchers steers, medium d
good, 1850 to 1900 lbs, 4.5005.25 fall h
medium, $50 to 1850 lbs, 3.75G4.25; heteN
common, 240@3.O0; good, 3OO94.OO; ceN
fair to- good, 2.5093.25; Gamers, 1.25g?N
cutters. 2.O002. so; bulls, bolognas 2E
200; butchers, 27503,40 feeders, Sog
$50; stockers, 2.5002.7 rs. Veal calVs
common to. choice, 5O007.00; mixers a4
springers-Demand limited to few cAda
cows at 30.O004O.O0.
SHEEP-Market steady, 30045OO; lanA
steady; light, 5.0OQ6.0O; choice, 6,0Ogl@
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
DAVIDSON FOR REVISION.
Says Republican Party's Future Depends
on Action.

MADISON, Wis. Nov 12.-Gov Da-
wilson is believer in tariff revision.
The sentiment OF a large majority of
Mr.. Davidson, lis undoubtedly in favor
of tariff revision. 1t is my firm convic-
ton that Congress should settle this
question in the right way and as soon as
possible. The Republican party, unless
it acts in the matter, will find itself in q
perious situation. [ have always be-
leved in a protective tariff. and | do
now, but there is no question in my
mind about the desirablity of revision"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
PROF. VAN HIsE GOES SOUTH.
Will Attend University Convention at
Baton Rouge, La.

MADISON, Wis, Nov. 12.-[Spe-
cial. president Van Hise of the uni
yersity has gone to Baton Rouge, La,
to attend the American Associa ton of
State Universities, of which he is vice
president. While in the south he will
also attend the meeting OF the Agri-
cultural College and Experimental Sta
ton Workers of which he is president.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
CUT THEIR OWN ICE.
Fond du Lac Business Men Plan to Sup
ply Citizens Themselves Next Year,
Thus Preventing Monopoly.

FOND DU LAC. Wis, Nov. IA
Especial. Several prominent business
men are backing movement to build
4 large ice house 1t is planned to store
1 large amount of ice this season and
10 retail it next year to citizens. Last
season one firm had complete control of
he ice trade
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
POSTMASTER is FREED.
Gates County Man Not Sent to Prison for
Shortage-Two Children Die and
Wife Is Ill.

MADISON. Wis, Nov. 13.-[Special. ]
Joseph A. Doibeck, who was post
master at Blue Berry, little town ABOUT
thirty miles from Superior, and who
was sentenced about five months ago to
one year for shortage of $125, was re-
leased today on suspension of sentence
by Judge Sanborn.
Dolbeck had paid back the money and
the serious illness of his wife together
with the death of two children made the
suspension of sentence advisable.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
BATTLE TRAIN ROBBFp2
Overland Limited Held Up at c,,r,
New, and $1,000 secured-Fierc.
Fusillade Is Ineffective

RENO. New, Nov. 13.-Armed hand
held up the Overland Limited T r~
bound. at Carlin Saturday night or Wv y
capped with the suit cases of pass Snu
and the money sack of Conductor V CsSa
Railroad men say $1,000 was taton WI,
posse was formed and a pitched I..4s
took place at the edge of the town Va y
shots being fired. No one is know, " !
have been injured. Southern PaciScl !
tectives and deputy sheriffs are now y \,
on the trail of the robbers. W
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
WILL COLLECT $500, 900.
.reat Amount Due State in Inheritance
Taxes This Year-$163, 1886 Paid
in Four Months

MADISON, Wis, Nov. 13.-[Special]
If is expected the state of Wisconsin
will collect 100000 in Inheritance taxes
this year For four months, from July
/ to November l, the state has collected
S163 936, an amount larger than for
any full year previously.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
DR.. HUNT FOR UNInN
Madison Pastor ATTENDING con
Presbyterians at Indiananolia
cites and Glasses to Join For, w.t.

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Nav
Presbyterians from all parts Of A. ~
try are arriving today for tbo Hle cOQ
convention which will open tn pe I4latl0G
banquet for the purpose Of tfor nE, viii
a brotherhood to include tbo saNllSs
mems clubs, societies, and RibIo %Fv@
within the church. Among t Ile IeaS
arrivals today was Rev. G. + F'' 1Efla
Madison, Wis. DR.. Hunt said. nOlt Il
1.-THE men of the church sea- y,
of uniting and organizing in ordo one le3
complish more good. The women . aH
church are effectively organized ' nn q on
are doing great work. | am c ~ua (A7
that this organization will be- tb vol Id
of getting the men of the cbnr %saa
work more ardently." A''VA b
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
Tracy IS HE'D FOR TRIAL.
Freeport Man Charged with Causing
Drowning of Boy.

GAINESVILLE, Wis, Nov 12.-[Spe-
cial. l-Alva Tracy of Freeport, who is
accused of shooting at boys who took
his boat last summer, causing one OF
them to Jump into the river and to
ddown from fright, has been held for
trial
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
MILWAUKEE, HAY MARKET.

Chicago timothy hay, 14.50@15.0o No!
timothy hay, 10, 5O@14.O0; No. : tmcs
hay, 12.OO@1250; clover and mixed, lOsg
Hoo. choice Kansas and Nebraska gGalt
11.OO@12.00; No. 1 prairie, 1025Ql0lO NJ
2 prairie. S.O0@9.00; Wisconsin prairie, ~
$500; packing hay. 6.5Og7 w; rye ~, AS
7O0@Z25; OATS, straw, 5e0QooO' "a"
straw, 4.5O.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
DEADLOCK IN RACINE.
County and City Contest for Chairman
of Board of upervisors-Twenty-
five Ballots Taken.

RACINE, Wis. Nov. 13.-[Special
The annual meeting of the Racine
county board of supervisors convened to-
day. There is a deadlock over the cleo
ton of chairman of the board. the
fight being between the city and county
John Kemper of Raymond and John
Hoernel of Racine are the contestants
Up to noon twenty-five ballots taken
stood Is to IS. The county has been
honored with the chairman for many
VparS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
OLD WOMAN HURLED TO DEATH.
Mrs. Robert Cavil Struck by North West
ern Train.

GREEN PA BAi h MsI NY Wor+h Nv ~ ape
passenger train, running at full speed,
struck the carriage in which Mrs Rob
ert Cayil. of the town Lawrence was
riding, mile from De Pere this morn
ing. hurting the woman fifty feet to her
Heath. Mrs Cavil was 60 years old.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
SUICIDE UNDER A TRAIN.
Weyauwega Merchant Throws Himself
Under Wheels in Fit of Temporary
Insanity-Limbs Are Severed.

WEYAUWEGA, Wis. Nov. 13.-
Special. I-Nels Nelson, business man,
n a fit of insanity committed suicide
this morning by throwing himself in.
front OF the engine of the morning pas
senger train. The whole train passed
over him. His head, arms and logs
were severed from the body. He was
50 years old, and he leaves wife and
.wo children
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
TWENTY YEARS IN wAUPUN.
7. C. Trumprowe Pleads Guilty al
GAINESVILLE of Assaulting Lit
tie Girl

EVANSVILLE, Wis. Nov. 12.--[ Spe-
ciaI. il. c. Trumprowe pleaded guilty
today to charge OF assautllng 4-year-
old Girl and was sentenced 20 twenty
years in WauDun.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
DAVIDSON'S LEAD GREAT.
Recelved 74,79s Votes in Thirty-two
Counties Against a Total of
z9,o75 for Awkward.

MADISON, Wis, Nov. i3.-[Special,
Official returns from thrty-two coun
ties of the state show the total vote fo
be as follows:
!, Davidson, 74,79s; Awkward. 4eo7a;
Conner. 71,237; Gilbert. 1850.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1906-11-16
TWELVE SHOTS IN BODY.
Fond du Lac Man Struck Hunting in
Marsh.

FOND DU LAC. Wis. Nov. 12:-Wil-
liam Feed was accidentally shot by Ell
mer Young, while hunting in a marsh
north of this city. Reed received twelve
shots in his body, two of which pene-
trated his eyes. He will recover.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-09-07
REFLECTIONS OF a BACHELOR

From the New York Press.
Women can even forgive mans
cussing like pirate if he even etao
cussing like pirate IL he owns an
automibiie.
Scarcely anybody cares enough for
kissing to want to do it all the time
to the same person.
Even when man doesn't look at a
woman in street car she is suspl-
ctous that he is going to.
The devil gets a lot of help in his
work from people who insist on dtiv-
ing you desperate with their good adj
vice.
"A man is good deal prouder if
twins when is buying wine to cele-
brate them than when he is paying
the doctors bills.
A woman always expects to inherit
fortune, even If she has no rich rel
atives.
What girl likes about being mar
ried is the contempt she can feel for
those who aren't.
A man can lose more money going
to the races than going abroad, but
he has lot more fun.
AS soon as mans wife gets on the
other side of the ocean be tries to fool
women in thinking he isn't married by
dressing up like a young dude.
It's hard to understand how those
sleeves you can see through keep a
womens' arms from being sunburned,
and they are a heap more immodest
than if they we're bare.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-09-07

The job department OF the West
YirginIan Is always busy. Increased
business has compelled the purchase
ot new machine ana typs