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The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-11-20
WINTER RATES TO YAQUINA BAY.
Oregon's Great Recreation and Health
Resort at the Newport Beaches.
Ticket Sales Resumed Nov.
LIST to NAV 31st, 1907.

AS winter health and recreation resort to
Newport is the one par excellence. Recognizing
this the Southern Pacific and Corvallis & East.
ern have resumed the sale of tickets through to
Yaquina. From all S. P. points, tickets will be
sold throughout the winter and spring until
May 3lst. every
Wednesday and Saturday
and from Albany, Corvallis and Philomath on
the Corvallis & Eastern, tickets will be sold to
Yaquina and Newport DAILY.
The rates will be the same as during the sum
mer, and will be good for return 60 days from
date of SALE
DR.. Minthorn's Sanitary Baths
Will be in operation during the entire winter,
and treatments will ne given daily.
Other Health Resorts Closed.
| During the winter nearly all other health re-
sorts are closed or difficult to reach, and none
of them have the advantages of Newport and
vicinity as regards climate, Iotnts of interest,
recreation and amusement. For parties desir.
| ing to enjoy fishing, hunting. seeing the
| ocean in sunshine or In storm, the famous resort
is unequalled, the surroundings are ideal
i beautiful scenery, climate mild, healthful and
! invigorating. Cottages for rent cheap, Fresh
vegetables milk, honey, fruit at lowest possible
cost, fish ard the famous rock oysters to be had
for the trouble of securing them.
1 Full Information from any S. P. or G. & E
Agent. or from the General Passenger Agent o
either company.
Kate from Corvallis to Yaquina, 1875.
Rate from Corvallis to Newport So rs.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-11-20

Fresh Yaquina Bay oysters at
Zierolfs every Saturday. Leave
orders now.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1906-11-20

New line of men and boys suits,
over coats, rain coats and w. l..
Duglas shoes just received at Nolars.
The daily tribune., 1906-05-15
ABOUT YOUR NHl0nBORs
AND YOURSELVES

s717* " 1f7 7gs- y
1rask Rsby returned tLis .orn.
In fseA Alapnoes.
~ Aatsr = down from ~ Grip.
III UsesA district. /.
-Mats Lines ~ lawn from CAson
CITY today renewing acquaintancss
Marry Pstlsrson Of kobsriy. No /.
u visiting 3. Z. Hubbard and family
Of East escond street.
Mira. v. 3 Mitchell left on The
noon train for Pueblo whsre she viii
remian until tomorrow.
-H. v. Fittor returned from
Oaray this morning. He soss 70 Dsn-
yer 70 aoospt : better position
"A. q. Nolan Of Canon Oily
wAs in Florence yesterday afternoon.
Hs has recently returned from the
East and is looking heslthy and fat.
Mrs. weyand. Of Cripple Greek.
president Of rhe Rebskah stste Assem-.
by. visited the Coal Greek lodge Last
night. She IL stopping with Mrs.
George N. Hyde.
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Reception to Pastor and wife.

One hundred and fifty psople last
night gathered at the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. J. N. Hadiey to extend
greetings to Rev. and Mrs. Pingree.
Tho couple were recently married
aud the reception was for the pur'
pose Of meeting Mrs. Pingree and In
Producing her to the hundreds Of new
found friends.
The house was beautifully decorat.
cd with lillies and ferns. It was {
public reception and all the churches
we're we'll represented. Mrs. F j..
Kincaide did the introducing and
Msasrs. Hadley aud Proctor and theil
wives stood with the pastor and hiI
wife while the introduotions were tax
ing place. f
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Do You Love

your babys You wonder why he cries
Buy bottle Of Whites Cream vermi-
fuge and he will never cry. Most babies
have worms and the mothers don't know
it. Whites Cream vermifuge rids the
child Of worms and cleans out its system
In pleasant way. Every mother should
keep bottle Of this medicine in the
house. With it, fear need never enter
her mind. Price 25c Sold by Florence
Palace Pharmacy. tta
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ATTENTION OORPs-All mem.
bers Of A. J Smith Corps No. 81 are
requested to meet at Mrs. Chews, 2iS
East Fourth street. Wednesday at 2
o'oloox. A full attendance is rs.
quested. The corps 10 invited to at.
tend = meeting Of Greenwood corps
at Canon City Thursday afternoon II
. O'Clock for the purpose Of meeting
Mrs. MoGill. department president.
Leave Rio Grande depot At O'Clock.
A full attendance il desired.
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Tho Life Insurance

muddls has started the public to think.
Ing. Tho wonderful success that has
met Ballard's Horshound Syrup In Its
crusade on coughs. influenza. bronchitis
and all pulmonary troubles has started
the public to thinking Of this wonderful
preparation. They arc all using It. Join
the procession and down with sickness.
Price &c. 5oc and el. Sold BY Florsnos
Palscs Pharmacy. IT,
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FREEMAN SUMNER.
Agent.
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57tf
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Look.

Are you going East this summer 7
II 30 she Denver and Rio Grande will
sell you round trip tickets as one fare
for the round trip plus "a. 90 to points
In Kansas. Nebraska. South Dakota
and Eastern North Dakota to st. Paul.
Duluth. Milwaukee. Chicago. PeoriA.
st. Louis and Memphis. Tenn. and
intermediate points. These tickets
being on sale June 1st and I'd. June
9th to 10Th inclusive. July let to
10th. inclusive. All tickets have =
final limit until Oct. 8lst. We will
sell via anv route you wish to 20
and have five trains daily. For
further information call on the un-
derniRned. Our phone is Florence
No. 1.
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TN tho absence Of Justice of tho Peaco Buliins
i ton from his office In future, Henry x. Cor.
dou will attend 10 all matters for him, such a
Issuing papers and rsecipting for money. stds
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Classified Advertisements
WANTED

VNANTED-Good man to slsan .carpsts and
Nv handle fuEniturs at Fremont Hotel. VT
WANTED-rsn men tor ecnesete work at e
or At the camp at ADOBE. <S.H
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F. &C. C. Excursion.

The r. aud o. O will run excursion
to Cripple Greek next Sunday At el.60
for the round trip. The train leaves
Florence at 8 .. m. returning to this
oity at $50 p. m. Just at this season
Of the year the scenery along tile road
10 beautiful. Join the trim and enjoy
. days outing. 68.67
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REREK KAHS--All members OF So.
lone Rebekah stsff are requested to
report for drill Wednafday at $3.50
instead OF Thursdsy. A full attend.
ance 10 desired.
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Stomach Trouble.

Mrs. Sue Martin. an old and highly
respected resident Of Faisonia, Miss.
was sick with stomach trouble for more
than six months. Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets cured her. She
says: II can now eat anything want
and sm the proudest woman in the
world to find such . good medicine. y
For sale At Daniels drug store. Samples
Jree. tts
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Cucumber Cream makes the face
like velvet-Palace Pharmacy. 48tf
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Tickets for Esmeralda are ON sale
at ". L. Morris and Cos. A.6S
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II. |. RICE, Proprietor.

THE WEATHER Partly cloudy
tonig ht with probably showers; Wed
nesdAy fair.
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gour Curtains

VIII be nice whom they are rehung II We
launder them. We give them a beanti-
full, clean color, starch thom just sti1
enough, and dry them on frames that
give them just the right shape to hang
right. Our price-50 cents 4 paris
cheaper than Wishing them at homo.
Send postal card. Phone Gal Red
FLORENCE STEAr1 LAUNDRY
TIA Santa Fs Avenue
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-01-07
Three Candidates
FOR u. s. MARSHAL .
Scramble for Federal Offices
Grows Lively In Southern
Iowa District.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal
Eldora, Iowa, Jan. 6.-The southern
Iowa district is now having a lively
scramble for places in the federal Off
ces as in the northern district. Inter
est centers in the Office of United
States marshal now held by George M.
Christian Of Grinnell. Christian wants
third term and the friends Of Calvin
Manning, an Ottumwa banker, and
Charles M. Hinsdale, well-known
travelling man of Newton, feel that
two terms are long enough
Tt is said that the appointment will
go to the sixth district and that Con-
gresham Lacey will be the man to
make it. i Manning has never before
been an office seeker, but has been
prominently identified with the party
for many years as well as being one Of
Ottumwa's foremost citizens. He held
the honorary position. Of commissioner
from the United States to the Paris
exposition in 1900
| In the northern district, the only
| fight is now over the attorneyship. D
/ c. Chase of Webster City is candi.
date against NJ. j. Tobin of Vinton
but the latter, it is said, is practically
assured of the appointment.
/ Julian Richards Of Waterloo has for
merly announced himself as candidate
as secretary of state in a letter mailed
1 to his political friends all over Iowa.
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Startling Pulpit Announcement.

A clergyman was very anxious to
introduce some hymnbooks into the
church and arranged with his clerk
that the latter was to give out the no.
tice Immediately after the sermon.
The clerk, however, had notice of
his own to give out with reference to
the baptism of infants. Accordingly,
at the close of the sermon he arose
and announced:
"All those who have children whom
they wish to have baptized please
send their names at once to the clerk
The clergyman, who was stone deaf,
assumed that the clerk was giving out
the < hymnbook notice, Immediately
arose and said:
"And I should say, for the benefit
of those who haven't any, that they
may be obtained in the vestry any
day from to 4 o'clock; the ordinary
little ones at 81 each, and special ones
with red backs at $780,
Mrs. P. H. Reynolds,
Flandreau, s. D.
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The Retort Courteous.

Thomas Bracket Reed was noted
for his insolent sarcasm upon occa-
sions. But. the following story shows
that he sometimes met his match.
Robert g. Cousins is one Of the most
popular men in the official society at
Washington. He sauntered into the
club one night, immaculate in evening
togs from his crush hat to his; patent
feathers. A group of politicians were
sitting there, among them Reed, He
looked up at Cousins and inquired, with
an insolent drawl: #
What's the matter with you, young
man. Got the itch9''
Cousins regarded him calmly mo-
ment and then replied distinctly with
an ingenious smile:
ct may have the itch, Mr.. Reed
".but.. I have never had the presiden.
tial Itch, Mrs. T. L. G.
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A Shower, Not a Sprinkle.

A charming young daughter of the
house was soon to be married . and
journey to the distant city, which was
to be her home henceforth.
The, usual series Of entertainments
in honor Of the girl friend about to
become bride was given her. One
night when the bride-to-be and the
junior members Of the family were at
tending an affair given in her honor,
the front door bell rang.
The mother happened to be near the
door, and answercd\ the bell. She is
a dear, good woman of the old school,
and when one Of the callers inquired
for the prospective bride, she answered
~ am very sorry Nellie is not at
home. Bessie Bend is giving a sprink.
Ter for her tonight.'' .~ ..-.-..
She meant to say 'shower. ,"
R. Rose,
Ill.,. 1908 Ninth avenue s.
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Piles Cured "
- = I'LL ~. . -.a.L
Suffering for Years, and Bed Rid
den from Piles, a Contractor Of
Marion, Indiana, Is Cured
+ by Pyramid Pile Cure.

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money and we will send it to you.
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new LOCATION OF
W. W. KIMBALL co.
ISL FIFTH ST. So,
BETWEEN hEN !
AND NlCOLLET
Now Nicely Settled in Our Very At
tractive Warerooms and In
vite You to Call.

We are specially DESTROYS of getting
the public acquainted with our new To-
cation without delay and have several
propositions to make that will bring
about this result.
The first one is. we, will give a beau
tiful souvenir to every caller.
The second inducement will be in
the way Of piano bargains. We have
100 new pianos in the latest styles and
the finest of woods, including Kimball,
Hallet & Davis. Whitney, Hinze and
others. These pianos were ordered
specially for this inaugural sale and
will be sold at sale prices, and you
know what that means at the W. w.
Kimball Co.'s sales. It means the saw
Your 81 own WIT terms S9 viii % pre wall
The third inducement will be the sale
of a25 shop-worn. and used pianos, left
over from our removal sale. They will
be priced to sell at $75, $85, $95, $105,
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This Story Gets
SECOND PRIZE, So.
No Deadheads Allowed.

My friend, Mrs. B, was in the
midst Of breaking in a new maid when
she was suddenly taken ill, so i'll /. as to
be confined to her bed. Imagine her
surprise and CONSERVATION one day
when the aforementioned maid ushered
into her sleeping room two ladies who
were making their first call.
AS soon as she recovered she resolved
to give a course of special instructions
upon maid 8 duties when receiving
her mistress callers. Il
Each day she took her cardcase, went
out the back door, then around the
house to the front. and rang the bell
Upon the appearance of the maid card
was presented and the various formal
ties gone thru with.
After a number Of days of careful in
struction Mrs. B. said: "Well, An
ME, think now you understand what
is required Of you, and trust I shall
not be so Inundated again. Annie
1eplied: ''Well, and skall not lei
them in if they don It have ticket9'
H. B. A., Minneapolis.
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His Upturned Face.

The youthful orator came down from
the platform at the. close. of his adj
dress, and, many people pressed j.. for
ward to shake him by the hand. He
accepted their congratulations with a
smiling face, but his eyes were on a.
certain auditor who fingered in his
seat. The young lecturer pressed thru
the throng about him and extended his
hand to the waiting man.
IT want to thank you,' he said, "f for
the close attention you, gave my re:
marks. Your upturned face was an in
SEPARATION to me. I am sure you never
changed your earnest attitude during
my lecture.''
"No,' said the man, IT have a
stiff neck.'' F. W. Dunbar,
| -. <2021- Columbus avenue.
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Heart Versus Liver.

The following story is told Of Tom
Corwin, who is said to have been the
wittiest man in Washington in his
time: .- H. -.
1t was at dinner given at the capt.
tol, and a discussion arose as to why
the heart was considered the seat of
love. Some claimed the brain to be the
true seat, others insisted that the stom-
ach was not without some claims to the
honor. Finally, a man given to the po-
etc muse suggested that the Fates, in
order to favor the poets, decided on
the heart because there were SO many
words that rhymed with it, as part,
dart and art. -" Take for instance,' he
said, "Byron's1 ,l..... -
" Maid Of Athens, ere we part, s<
Give, oh give me back my heart -
"Oh, said Mr.. Corwin, "a small diff
fculty' like that could easily be over
come. Just say:\ a~I 1~
* Maid Of Athens, ere we sever,
Give, oh give me back my liver. -
-. - .l u j. NJ. II.
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This Story Gets
FIRST PRIZE, So.
Where Did He Go?

At the time Of the assassination Of
President Mckinley, Deacon Brown
visiting Buffalo from rural town Of
Massachusetts, was very much i'm
pressed with the bulletins issued at
intervals from the sickroom.
Returning home, and finding that
Deacon Jones, prominent member of
the village church, was i'll, he decided
also to issue bulletins, and they ap-
peared as follows: "
pm-Deacon Jones seriously i'll.
7 p.m.-Deacon Jones rallied slightly.
9 pm.-Deacon Jones had a relapse.
IL p.m.-Deacon Jones has gone to
heaven.
Early the next morning tramp, see
. ing the last bulletin, which was still
out, and owing Deacon Jones a grudge,
added the following:
a.m.-Great CONSERVATION in
heaven; Deacon Jones has not arrived.
Mrs. A. H. Crosby,
2724 Clinton avenue.
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--F'7<- =
Just Wanted to Know.

"A typical old colored nanny went
into a butcher shop and said to The
~ Mistah, I wish you would cut me
off twenty-five pounds of meat !
s5 51.'s All right, - the butcher replied,
what kind Of meat do you want, pork,
mutton, or beef?" (. ~
Massa me, Use not caring what
kind of meat it is. - ss.. :.
So the butcher cut off the twenty
five pounds Of meat, and turned to the
old colored woman and said: =
ssWell, autie, shall I send it or will
you take it with yous"
Lor' to goodness, Smistar, T. don t
want de meat, but de doctor done told
me Use loss twenty-five pounds, and
Use jes want to see how big a chunk
dat is. Sara Small.
233 Oak Grove street,
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This Story Gets
THIRD PRIZE, So.
Ingratitude Rebuked

A travelling ventriloquist whose
finances had given out several miles
from his destination determined to
walk. He and a small dog, picked up
upon the strength Of looking as forlorn
as he himself felt, dropped into a coun-
try tavern, whose proprietor was typi-
cal Dutchman.
After giving his order, the ventrilo-
quist turned to the dog: ''And what
will you have, Jacks'
"I'll take a ham sandwich,' piped
this extraordinary canine.
The proprietor was for. some time
too much astonished to speak.
''Vat he say7' he finally managed
to gasp. The dog repeated his order.
-"How you teach dos dog to talk?''
was the next question of the surprised
Dutchman. -
s"Oh, it was very simple,' answered
the dogs master.
;sEDos list a smart dog. Vat you sell
of my customers.''
tested the ventriloquist; 'still, I am
rather hard up Suppose you lend me
$50 and I'll leave Jack as security.'
"All right, - assented the proprietor
1T yust want him for a few days, any
way.'a =. -. ..- ....sa>
The bargain was closed, and the ven
triloquist, $50 richer, started for the
door, when the dog startled his tempo
rary master by calling after the de
parting wanderer, F'You son of a gun
you, after all I've done for you, tx
leave me like this. I'll never say
another word in my life.'' -
And he didn't. ~. 21.ez
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Fannie Kilbourne,
1106 Chestnut avenue, hi. |.
Minneapolis, MINI. t.
Lemonade at a Discount.

It was a very warm day in July and
the twins had persuaded their mother
to furnish each of them with pail
of lemonade, and they were standing on
the corner anxiously waiting for some
passerby to buy a glass.
They had fixed piano box as a
stand and each called, in as business
like voice as possible, "Ice-cold-lem-
on-ade!' Pr ..-.-
Mrs. Smith, friend of theirs
stopped to speak to them and was sur:
prised to learn that Robert was selling
his at 5 cents glass, while Donald was
asking 5 cents for two glasses.
GLOW does it happen that Donald
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. . + - 5 e ~ -
$115, etc. Your terms will suit us.
As a fourth inducement, we have
some used organs and square pianos
which will be sold at from So to $25,
on your own terms.
Fifth Inducement-20 new organs at
less than factory cost.
Sixth Inducement-A half-dozen
piano players in frst-class condition,
both interior and exterior at half the
original cost.
Come and get souvenir if nothing
else and look us over, although we
can promise you if you have a piano
in mind, you will never go out without
buying after taking note Of our prices
and TERMS
You will find our store open evenings.
w. w. KIMBALL CO.,
f. G.. A. Elmendorf, Managee.
Nos. 25-27 Fifth Street South.
Between Hennepin and Nicollet.
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children while the clothes wash them
selves, and s ..
81 beg your - interrupted the
grocer,
+ Yes, I know what you are going to
say" broke in the irate wife. All
the same, I've been scrubbing three
mortal hours with that lump and |
might as well have used a brick for all
the lather got. And y she stop,
ped, out of breath. Gill;. s
But, my dear madame said the
grocer calmly, your husband came in
here yesterday and bought half a pound
of soap and half a pound Of cheese
This ism It the soap; this is the cheese.
'The cheese!'' exclaimed the young
wife. 5'The cheese! Then that ac
counts for the other thing"
"What other thing, MADAME"
"Why, the Welsh rarebit. No won
der it had such a queer taste!'
~ ss. &c. G..