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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

In these days of rush and hurry cour.
tesy is often forgotten. In the mad pell
neil rush of our life little things are
done which offend that we rather they
remained undone. A hastily eaten
meal and its resultant headache may
cause us social or financial loss. The
wise man or woman is the one who re-
!ieves little ills of this sort by a little
dose OF Kodol For Dyspepsia, 1t digests
what you eat and puts your stomach
back into shape. Sold by Williams
Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Goes Addition on the Market.

We have placed in our hands for sale,
all the lots belonging to II. G. Coe in
Goes Addition to Hood River.
Lots will be sold at the price OF 5000
and up for the next 30 days. This is the
best opportunity to secure lots in this
beautiful portion of Hood River ever
offered the public.
The number is limited and the choice
should be made early. One lot with
house, was sold last week. Five lots
and house were sold yesterday. Two
more to-day. They will not last long al
these prices.
For further information see
w. J. BAKER & co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

"As dead as doornail' at nrst
seems utterly senseless, but becomes
Hvely and picturesque when we re
member that knockers were once uni
versally used. Beneath the knocker, In
order to prevent dlsfiguring the door.
large nail or bolt was driven. An i'm
paalent caller, waiting for the door to
be opened. would frequently use the
knocker with great force, and the ir
responsiveness Of the nail gave rise tC
this expression.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
White Salmon Primaries.

At the primary election held at
White Salmon last Saturday, the fol
lowing votes we're cast for delegates to
the county convention: -
Total votes cast, 80. Capt. II. G.
Cook, SS; J. II. Rankin, 50; +. W. Bal
siger, So; Frank Smith, So; K. NJ
Clemens, 81; J.H. Law, SO; ]. Wyers,
sr., %; j. Cunning, %; D. ID. Under
wood, 33; X. Adams, %; Frank GIos
hong, %.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Because her stomach was so weakened
by useless drugging that she could not
eat, Mrs. Mary II. Walters, OF 81. Clair
street, Columbus, Ohio, was literally
starving TO death. She writes My
stomach was so weak from useless
drugs that | could not eat, aud my
nerves so weakened that | could moi
sleep; and not before was given up tc
die was | induced to try Electric Bitters
with the wonderful result that improve
rtnt began at once, and complete
cure lollowed." Best health t tnic or
earth. soc. Guaranteed by Chas. N
Clarke, druggist
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Beware of 0intments For Catarrh
That Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense o
smell and completely derange the whole sys
tenn when entering 1t through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reputable physi
clans, as the damage they will do Is ten folt
TO the good you can possibly derive iron
them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured 10y
f. j. Cheney Il Co, Toledo, ohio contains ne
murcury, and is taken internally, acting di
rectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces o
the system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure b'
sure you get the genuine. 1t is taken In
ternally, and is made in Toledo, Ohio, by +
j. Cheney 4 Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by all druggists, Tic.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Miss Inez Entz-Yes, Mr.. Fickel pro
posed last night and we're engaged
now. I'm so happy! And I'm the first
girl George ever loved too!
Miss WIse-Yes? don't notice your
ring. Didn't he give you one?
Miss Inez Entz-Yes; but, you see, he
had to take it back to have 1t fixed
The stupid jeweler made the inscrip
ton read, George to Genevieve" In
stead Of George to Inez."-Londor
Sketch
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
A LETTER

wish to say to all our old friends and custom
ers who for so many years came to our shop for
their meats, that it is useless for me to introduce
Wood Bros, our successors, as their lS years in
the butcher business in Wasco county has made
them so widely known that an introduction is I'M
necessary Being honest, capable business men,
they have the means and ability to rwn business
as it should be run, and in a way that will be
credit to our city.
expect to stay with the new firm for awhile,
and will be glad to see you all at the old stand.
will guarantee that you will get just as much meat
for your money, Just as courteous treatment and
just as prompt service as can be had in the city.
We will have full line of everything good to
eat for the Spring trade.
Respectfully yours,
E. S. MAYES.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Advertised Letter List.

Advertised letter list for week end
ing September 3, 1906; Hall, Mrs. An
ME; Jakson. Mrs. L. Kiechle, Mrs.
VIM. Stoknell, Jessie; Smith, Della
Young, Rose; Cameron, Rihard E. ;
Dakin, Leonard; Donahue, John ;
Har, Mr.. s.. Irwin, Robt. Kiechle,
Wm. Lambert, W. H.; Matthews,
VIM Moore, W. a.; Murphy, VIM.
O'NeiI, L.. Robuta, T.; Schiller,
Master j. F. ; Sabrofsky, Emil; Schil-
Ter, Gust; Smith, E. R. Parcels
Lond, J. Il. MoCalum, Robt. (2l.
Advertised letter list for week end
ing September 10, 1906: Adams, Mrs.
M. L. Campbell, Mrs. NJ. Childers,
Mrs. Paul; Fletcher, Mr.. D. M. @
Grave, Mable; Harkonas, L. W.
Jones, Miss Bill; Oborn, Virgie
Sohlott, Ada; Clarke, F, e. ; Gran
dali, II. j.; LoggUhall, W. A.. Gay
lord, Tho. r.; Horder, Henry; Hall,
A. +. E; Hood Harry; Howard, K. L.
Leonard, l. ; Lewis, Harvey; Loomis,
W. H.; Miller, Walter; Muir, Jas.
Pabsh., Mr.. ; Roberts G. R.. Roberts,
j. A. (5); Soxton st. Clair; Sabrof
sky, Emil; Shreve, Edward; Taylor,
John; Vass, John; West, Isaac.
VIM. M, Yates, P, M.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Has a Good Word for Hood River.

II. J. Miller, travelling freight agent
for the Chicago Il Northwestern rail
road, was in PendetOn few days ago,
and has this to say of Hood River in
the East Oregonian:
"They have had a splendid apple
cror this year and are getting unus-
ually high prices. One concern re-
Gently bargained to ship so carloads
OF SpitzenbeIgs to eastern states, and
they are to receive a little over So a
box for that val iety. The Hood River
apples have the advantage of fine
flavor, shipping qualities and coed
color, which make them very saleable
in the eastern market. As result
the Hood River growers are able tc
command prices which makes the
apple industry very profitable and
has increased the value Of the land il
t. o valley until there are now places
that cannot be- bought for 81, 600 pei
acre. "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Good for the cough, removes the cold
the cause of the cough. That's the
work of Kennedy's Laxative Honey anC
Tar-the original laxative cough syrup
Contains no opiates. Sold by Williams
| Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

As a dressing for sores, bruises and
burns, Chamberlain's Salve is all that
can be desired 1t is soothing and heal
ing its effect. Price 25 cents. For sale
by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

Something new-Puffed Rice Candy,
at the Gem Canday Kitchen.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13
Starving to Death

Axel grease, all brands on the market
can be found at S. j. Franks.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-09-13

q. II. ROBBINS
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
so MANY PRESENTS.

There was once small boy about years old, who
ranted to go his grandmother's his birthday It
,as the next day. he up early for his birthday
resens the morning his father presented him with
handsome jaekknife chain; his brother gave him
nice neckte his mother WATCH and his sister steam
ngne Then his told him to come out and see the
resent the whole family had given him Chester for
hat was his name followed his father to the barn, and
here to Chester's great delight and happiness,
ony with saddle, little cart and harness He ran
. He then went out for ride with his little Shetland
ony While he gone large parcel came and the
iris could not open Of the big string with
hich it was bound. At last Of them said, IF Ches
er only had been here could have cut it with his
nife'' Finally of them took the big butcher knife
cut the string. The other said Don't cut yourself
1stead.n emo, IT, She gave it blow, but it
lisse she put the under the cord and sawed
broke suddenly and the knife flew and cut her fin
er. ..Oh, Oh Oh!' she cried, IF Chester only had
-;ayed at home it would not have happened -
A Fifth Grade .~: .z,r. Arnold Morrison,
Whittier School. = - 2502 Pleasant Ave. s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
THE HIDDEN MOUNTAINS.

Chester small boy, who lived far out among
foothills of Montana Every morning upon awaken
ing he beheld from his bedroom window the
ped SUBMITS of Rockies One day when he awoke it
was so foggy that he could not the mountains as
usual This greatly troubled him, and he asked his mama
where they had gone She told him they invisible
while the fog lasted but that only made him rest
less As breakfast he made up his mind
find the hidden mountains, and hurnedly advanced
down the road toward them Chester kept going as
fast as could eager he to reach his
until he became tired and sleepy that he had to lie
down the shade of large tree and was sound
asleep His mother in the meantime had missed him and
searched for him high and TWAS growing dark
that evening Chesers mother about to give up
in despair, when low knock heard at the door
Upon opening it she large Indian chieftain with
Chester in his He explained as best he could in
broken accent how he had found the little boy far
home and lost just then the father stepped IN
from his days work and told all about it.. There
was great rejoicing that Chester had been found and
turned to them. If Chester only had known that the
mountains were many, many miles away he would
hardly have gone this foolish expedition which caused
his parents much anxiety and worry.
A Eighth Grade, Harold Wadlegh, 5S
Calhoun School. 4007 Sheridan. Ave- s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
HOLMES.
Shelby Martin, Reporter.

After a pleasing program Of Rotations
and music, seventy three pupils Of the
Holmes school were graduated at the East
High auditorium Thursday morning, Jan.
o. As memorial, these pupils left to
the school two office chairs and a settee.
The class colors, green and pink, have
been adopted by the school, which here
tofore had no fixed colors.
Mrs. Parker, an eighth grade teacher,
and Miss Featherstone, third grade
teacher, have been transferred from this
school,. The former will now teach in the
Lincoln. .~.- -. .-.,~ .. e..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
SOUTH HIGH.
Tillie Will Reporter

A new class of about 200 freshmen joined the stu
dent body of South High for the January semester
Miss Green, algebra I, absent Monday, Jan. 20,
and her place taken by of the senior girls.
The class pins for the class of o6 have been chosen
They of massive design in blue and Roman god bear
ing the letters sS H. 81 in the center and numerals
t''06'' above and below.
Thursday afternoon Jan. 25, the management of the
Armoy skating rink entertained the girls Of South High
at most enjoyable skating cotillion.
Thursday afternoon, JAN 25, the midyear elections
of the Literary society held. Harry Ketell
elected presidents Tie WILL vice president; Professor
Ozias according to CUSTOM treasurer and Eta Lenar
secretary Edwin McKeen is chairman of the program
committee, and the administration promises sue
cessfu year.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
EAST HIGH.
Margaret Clark, Reporter.

Friday evening, January 26, the East High junior
class entertained by Helen and Albert SERVER at
coastng party their home the boulevard The coast
ing continued until shortly after TO- when the party went
into the house to light supper The eoastng splen
did, the whole affair very much enjoyed by everyone
present.
Saturday evening, January 81, the East High basket
ball team defeated by that of Saltwater.
The junior class election of officers for the spring
of 1906 held Tuesday, January 3d. Immediately
after the close Of school The senior class president
Maurice Salisbury out of town, and the senior cleo
ton will be conducted by Martha Washburn, vice pres
dent The senior election will be held time in the
future.
The honors of the graduating class of June, 1906,
have been decided upon Elizabeth Ware is valedicto
rian and Martha Washburn salutatorian. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
.>. JEFFERSON.
Grace E. Mathews. Reporter.

The eighth grade pupils who have been
transferred from the Sumner school to
the Jefferson are now taking up parlia-
mentary law, which they enjoy very much.
Several committees have been appointed,
altho the election Of officers has not yet
taken place. They extend thanks to Miss
Stahl, the principal Of the Jefferson, who
has been very kind in aiding and helping
them in their new quarters, as have all
the teachers and pupils.
A raid upon spelling is being made
turnout the building, from the primary
grade to the eighth, to see if some i'm
not be made along that line of work. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04

the woods and Chester followed him. He had never
bear and wished to very much His father
carried gun with him. and Chester longed for the time
when he could carry One bright day in June, after
his father had gone to neighbours errand, Ches-
ter climbed the fence and went to the woods he wan
dered aimlessy for about hour always watch
ing for the sight of BEAR and thinking OF what ne
would do in he Suddenly he startled
by noise directly in front Of him. He saw bear no
more than ten yards away He began to and ran
towards home, but the bear not to be ourun, and
caught the boy by the arm, biting him severely just
then shot rang out. 1t lucky shot, and hit the
the eyes, which made him drop the boy He
rolled few times and then lay STILL never to rise
again. When Chester his father, he was very glad
His father took him on his shoulder and carried him
home This would have happened if Chester only
had minded his mother Ruben Nelson,
B Eighth Grade, 1910 jefferson St, Me-
Soho
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
NEWS FROM THE SCHOOLS
CALHOUN.
CALHOUN.
Hylda Pellatt, Reporter.

Miss Draper, formerly the first grade teacher of Cal
houn district has been made principal of the Henry
NJ Simmons school, Mrs. Prosser has been put charge
Of her
A new has been opened on the ground floor and
is taught by Miss Cort who formerly in Miss
Mabel Walker is teaching the fourth grade in ROOM
this term.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
SCHILLER.
Addie Best, Reporter.

The Schiller school has four-room Two
opened JAN o. The sixth grade of the dis
trct is thus taken Of instead Of having to go to
the Humboldt school, formerly.
Miss Mclaughlin and Miss Mcclure are the two
teachers and the little folks who have been halliday
session since September, come all day.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
IN THE BEARS OWN WOOD.

Chester a small boy; Too small to have such
adventurous spirit He lived with his parents and sis
ter in clearing surrounded by dense woods which were
inhabited by many wild animals. His father often went
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
THINGS THAT GLITTERED.

Chester little boy about year old. He
very bright boy for his age, but he had faut-he
anted everything bright that he His mother gave
looking glass because it bright. He played
it'll this until he broke it and cut his fingers. When
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04

he the blood he cried until his mother down
and stopped him. Then she broughs bright pan from
the kitchen for him to play with and this kept him quiet
cry, and then laugh when he his face in the pan.
When his father home he crying because his
mother had taken the pan away Then his father said,
IF Chester only had the moonl,'
Sixth Grade, Charles Morrissey
Calhoun School 1929 Aldrich Ave. s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04

Dr.. Ekenberg, Swedish scientist has inverted ma
chine for converting skim milk into powder which, when
dissolved in water gives the properties Of ordinary milk
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
A FAULTY TRIAL.

One very day this winter walked along
he avenue He had not gone very far before snow
all came whizzing by and knocked his hat into the
He turned around very quickly to chase Chester
othng had happened You re the boy who threw that
nowball!' he cried Chester asked him if he had
i'm throw it. The could only say If m not mis-
aiken, you threw the ball, that settles it, Now you
un as fast you can for home and IL throw this
ime Wen if it doesn't prove it. If hit you, you
the that hit me- and if don't, somebody else
lust have hit me' Chester fast he could and
he man threw, but missed his mark. So the man said
e believed Chester did not do it. After awhile, when
he man had gone, the boys thought what fine joke
hey had played on him. If Chester only had been limo
emit! -' Almond Llndon
A Seventh Grade 307 Pleasant St.. Sc
20 Motley School. - ---7
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
FOOLISH PUSSY.

much loved by his mistress His love for her would have
been complete but for thing, she insisted giving
not like to be scrubbed and held by the fire until he
dry; but there did be any way of it. He
tried hiding every time he the bath tub being
brought out but invariably caught carried to
the tub to be washed. One day Chester to be
found They hunted high and low but still cat could
be found. There much grief in the family. just
the day before Chesters disappearance it had rained
and the rain barrel half full of water. The next day
being washday of the family went to the barrel for
water. The first thing dipped out poor Ches
ter In trying to escape the dreaded washing he had
jumped into the barrel only to be drowned in the
thing he trying to escape. Chester only had been
wise, he would have taken his washing like good cat
Seventh Grade, Edgar Russell,
Mckinley School. 3345 Fourth st. N.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
THE OLD HILLS BEST.

I The air crisp and frosty, and the ground
eavi1y covered with visiting with my cou-
ms in the country and this special afternoon de-
ided to go eoastng on hill near their home. It was
lot of those >na slightly santing slopes, which
city children had been used to Slide but high tow
ring We coasted down several times and enjoyed
! immensely. How envied my cousins the pleasure Of
icing able to coast there every day fully resolved
ever again to slide those city hills Suddenly Ches-
er, my Oldest COUSIN who both of the sled
nd manager of it, when it in use, said, "Lets go
yer the other side Of the hill It's sleeper, and lots
nore fun'' So changed course and prepared to
escend different way Just after started the bob
it stone, and we swerved over stony, bumpy path
When reached the foot of the hill the sled managed to
ollide with another stone and all thrown into
cump Of dry bushes. We went home then, and coast
no that hill. I relented little in my vows
to sliding in the city, and decided that might sde
ometimes there nothing else to do The next
aorning when awoke sure that felt just as
Zip Wrinkle have felt after his sleep in the
fountains. My cousins sprightly ever, for
hey accustomed to rugged sports; but stayed in
and read and kept thinking If Chester only had
teered that sled!'' ~-r ~-Zela Hart,
A Ninth Grade 2706 Sixteenth Ave. S.
South High School.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04
SHORT ENJOYMENT

I am baseball and used to live in store window
owntown. One day little boy came along and said to
lis mother, Mama, will you buy that baseballs'
as glad his mother said 81 not get it today Ches-
Ier'' He began to cry, and about week after saw
hesters mother and heard her to of the clerks
want baseball for Chester He cried last week be-
ause he could not have then thought it would
he nice thing for birthday present." She picked me
hut. When she reached home she gave to Chester,
ind he glad that he cried again He out to
how the other boys, and they said, that fine base
ball. Chester, and Chester said 81 think it is peach!
Shall play with it?'' All the boys said, Yes!'
bne Of them batted hard that flew in the grass
they hunted and hunted but all in vain and Chester went
ONE crying. II Chester only had his ball again.
| A Sixth Grade, Margaret Hartley,
| Greeley School. 1925 Fifteenth Ave. s..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-02-04

grade TO e1gHtn see II s0r1e
provement cannot be made along that line of work
Morris tribune., 1906-02-03
IMPROVED FARMS

Improved farm homes at prices antR
terms in reach of all. We have inst
purchased another tract of 10000 acres of
hardwood timber land, timber consist of
maple, Eastwood, birch and hemlock. no
pine slashings or sand. Lands are ALI
within 1 to miles of railroad, near good
market town, schools, churches and
creameries. good wagon roads to all of
our lands. With every purchase of land
we build good log house 10 # wide. 26 fit
long, II tt. high, with good roof floor
windows and doors ali complete, ready tC,
move into at prices with house complete,
SIS. to Sis. Per Acre.
Terms Il cash, balance in equal annu<N
payments, at per cent irt erest
SAW MILLS WANTED
to cut one hundred million feet hardwood
timber, Here IS a chance for man with
a small portable mill to buy a small
tract of timber and do custom saving for
his neighbors. We own several Thousand
acres of timber that will cut from to 10
thousand feet per acre.
Buy your tickets to Cable, on G. &c NV
Ky. Low rates to land seekers, r. r fare
refunded to purchaser of land. For maps
and further pa -ticularS address
UECkE'S LAND AGENCY,
Cumberland, Wis.
Morris tribune., 1906-02-03
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Accidents.

Accidents.
The explosion on the Brazilian war
ship Aquidaban caused the ship to sink
within three minutes. The dead num-
bered PIP and the injured SO.
Twenty negroes were trampled to
death, and scores were injured during
a panic in the st. Paul's African Bap-
fist church in Philadelphia resulting
from a slight fire. Chairs had been
placed In the aisles. and the people
tried for other exits.
The steamship Valencia Of the Pa
cific Coast line and the San Francisco
Puget Sound route ran on the rocks
near the northern entrance to Puget
sound in dense fog. There were con-
fiicting reports of the number drowned.
The sea ran so high that the vessels
which came to the rescue could accom-
plish little. 1t was believed that at
least 118 persons had lost their lives
The steamer Helena, Mississippi
river towboat, was wrecked by the ex-
plosion of her boiler, five Of the crew
being killed and five injured.
A cloudburst which occurred over
the narrow valley of the Gauley river
in West Virginia struck camp Of
italian laborers, fifteen Of whom were
drowned. The small village of Curtain
was also reported to have been swept
away, and serious damage was done
to the tracks of the Baltimore and
Ohio railroad.
Deaths.
General Joseph Wheeler, who was
prominent as Confederate officer in
the civil war and who took part in the
Spanish-American war, died at the
home of his sister in Brooklyn after q
short attack of pneumonia.