Los Angeles herald., 1906-11-19
Pi-LineS and Pick-UJpS
The Brave

The Brave
Fortune favors the brave" they say,
but l have my doubts You see
me only man who Is called a brave"
Is the redskin buck, who is oft a knave,
ana VINO has such hard luck as he9
Just because he permitted his wife TO
support MIN, New York man has been
sent to jail. What are the men To do?
An actor named Edwards has lost bis
| Job because his kisses were too fervent
and realistic This smacks of another
advertising dodge. Referred to Mace
Cuba wants Thorough understapd.
| Ing" with the United States. II win
help some If Cuba will understand once
for all that she Is expected to behave.
An actor at wilmington, Del, swaI-
! lowed n diamond pin. This is a delight
fully unique variation to an old old
story
| poet asserts that autumn is here
alone and unadorned." Autumn had
better do something or Anthony Com
stock will get her.
Palm-what did he say when he tried
her voice?
Pepper-Gulty, but not proved
"The prune is food for mind as we'll
as body" says the New York Mail Pos
sibly this Will make prunes more popu-
lar in homes for the feeble-mlnded
The Louisville girl who saws her
romances are written from a quill from
an ANGELS wing, must be writing some
pretty fly stuff.
A man was arrested in New York a a
bank robber because he succeeded I'm
raising car window. Nobody but an
experienced safe-breaker could open a
car window" said the detective who
made the arrest.
piano factory In New York has
burned: but there are still neople who
do not believe in merciful Providence.
vienna has a magazine edited and
published by lunatics. On the other
hand we have magazines over here that
threaten to fill the lunatic asylums.
Elmer Needs Tonic
Elmer Alloway and Jack Adams have
formed partnership and gone into the
butcher and soda pop business. We do
not know the amount of capital inVolv-
ed. Elmer would make an ideal butcher
II he did not have that tired feeling
Corbin (Ky0 Laborer.
In Philadelphia they are now selling
cradles that can be rocked by cleo
tricity. This will be a boon for Phila-
delphians, who cannot remain awake
long enough to rock the baby to sleep
A recent reprint reminds us that Mar
Gus Aurelius refers to the purity and
nudity of star" 1t is up to Anthony
Comstock to suppress such immodest
statements.
The Thaw-White tragedy and "The
Jungle" have both been dramatfzed. and
still it is hard to tell whether truth is
stranger than fiction.
orange-Do you have grace before
meat?
Lemon-No; inspection.
Peary should come right home and
take look at Hearst if he wants to see
the effects of a real frostbite.
Whatever it costs to get rid of Count
Boni would seem to be money well
spent.
Some burglars haven't much regard
for their regulations. A Pittsburg gent
broke into the Hartje mansion the other
night.
Football teams go into a game with
quarter backs, half backs and full
backs, and some of them come out of
the game with broken backs.
That Atlantic City typewriter girl
who has inherited half million, but
keeps on working, is not half bad as
belated advertisement for shivery sea-
side resort.
Some slanderer of womankind has
discovered that Minne-ja-ja is the cor
rect spelling of the famous Indian
maiden's name.
j. r. Comma and wife celebrated the
seventy-fifth anniversary of their mar
riage the other day. A pretty long SEN
tence for two Commas.
Upton Sinclair could make an addi-
tional hit with his dramatized jungle
by engaging DR.. Karl Muck to lead the
orchestra.
A gentleman named Booze is making
fine record as temperance lecturer
in Oregon.
Warped Wisdom
Some never reach the top of the ladder
for fear they'll be dizzy.
An ounce of hustle is worth a pound
of luck charms.
Dogmatisms bark is worse than its bite
Only a square man gets square deal.
Time flies when it is a fly time.
Bring up a child in the way you
should have gone.
Women love to quarrel, but better to
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