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Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
Mr.. BELL ON LABOR

9 On Saturday night, September I
8 20, Hon. Theodore A. He'll. Demo.
8 cratic nominee for governor, ad-
o dressed the union labor organ
o izations of this city, who had
@ given him a great reception. In
. the course of his speech MIR. Bell
@ saidt
@ ~ have always believed that the
8 chief executive OF the state should
8 not and cannot be the representa-
@ tive of any special class.
9 $50 for that reason will not
g say IL am elected L Will he the
o special representative of labor, for
8 IL did you would not believe me,
@ and IL L did 1 would be unworthy
9 to hold that Office.
8 ~ have taken this nomination
g from the labor party as n great
o compliment to me. have not
g been nn agltatOr or demagOgue
9 with them. I have simply told
8 them my views of labor conditions
o and what I mean to do.
g "rhey have exacted NO pledge
8 from me. They have simply asked
9 me 10 give labor a square deal. 4
8 would have done that even had
> they not asked me. For had
Q felt otherwise toward labor, or
8 any other class, 1 would have felt
8 unworthy to accept the nomina-
8 tion."
o 8 90 8 8 MMAM q q MMMAS @ q
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
MN. HUGHES ANALYSIS OF THE
HEARST CORPORATIONS
0Thc star company pubIIahesfhe

"Thc star company pubIisheHfhe
New York a ncrican"--Clarence j.
) Shearn's letter demanding a share
) OF the election Advertising.
"The Star company II n New Jer-
) rcy corporation. Accounts receive
able, nonet accounts payable, nOnes
value Of property and plant, moth
) Ina. Issued hunds 10 pay for the
) stock Of other Orporntions."--Sub-
) stance OF Clarence j. Sheerns peti-
) tion as counsel for relief from tax
; assessments.
) "But the Legitimate. serviceabIe
) corporation ts one thing md the
) predatory corpOratiOu u another"
, Editorial in yesterday mornings
) American.
) Comment by Mr.. HuEhesi "Aud
) the sham corporation - another.
) And the corporation that doesn't
) nay It's taxes II another. And the
, corporation that tries To evade lee
) naI provisions In another. And the
5 corporation that trnnsacts its busi-
) ness with undue secrecy. 40 that
, people may have difficulty In coll
5 Iectlug claims against ~. is an
, other. why do I speak of thhtf II
5 II because the paramount issue OF
5 this campaign. the Issue which
) transceDd~ nll others. II political
) sincerity"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The Hearst money pays for the Lang
don hurrahs. The s. p. money pays for
the Glllett whoops. AS the Democrats
have no bar'l to tap it is quite evident
that the applause for Bell, which
browns out all the rest, is wholly the
unpent enthusiasm of the real people,
sick Of ring rule and rottenness.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The Democratic ,minee for congress
from the Eighth district favors the Los
Angeles owens river project. Smith,
candidate for reelection, fought this
but gave away much more valuable
rights to a power company for nothing.
The Eighth district should not have
trouble choosing the right ran.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

There may be reason why Langdon
gallivants about the state expending
hot air, while San Francisco, of which
he is prosecuting attorney decides to
lynch lawbreakers whom he won't try
but that reason doesn't convince Cali
fornia that negligent public servant
is fit candidate for governor
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

San Francisco is about TO submit it,
self to mob rule, while its prosecuting
attorney, Langdon, runs abou the state
shooting off his mouth. Langdon would
make faithful governor, now
wouldn't he?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
Pi-LincS and Pick-TJvs
Al to IsIanda

"A to Islands
Was Catalina once a little kittiegn
Asked Willie Jones Of mamma one nne
day.
II couldn't tell you, winle," was her
answers
Perhaps you'll be the wiser IL say
That twas II once Mare Island was a
nlly."
Nay, nay, mamma; that rule Won
would Forbid
For then what would Won saw ~ sbo,ia
Dye know II Goat Island ever was a
kid?"
The fondness Of ACTRESSES for dogs
may be explained entirely by the free
advertising that comes when hotel pro-
prietors refuse to accommodate the
brutes.
The Wilmington, Del, electrician who
experimental to find out how many
volts the human body. can stand, had
to his craft.
A Cincinnati couple spent their hon
eymoon In the Arctic regions. Perhaps
they wanted to say they had been en-
tertained in the highest circles.
According to MIR. Longworth, the
issue is, stick to Roosevelt" and we
don't know Of any of 'em who is stick
ing closer.
Hearst says that he believes the dis
tribution Of wealth is as important as
the creation of wealth. His camp fol-
lowers hope that he lives UP to the
assertion.
After the president has settled the
question whether a passed assistant
paymaster Is to be called a past assist
ant, we wish he would tell us what
we are to do with the words caressed
and carest.
For people whose principal industry
Is the production of sugar. the Cubans
have not the sweetest disposition In
the world.
Mr.. Lemon--How q lot of women do
achle when they are together
Mrs. Lemon-And how a bunch of
men do crow when they meet!
The statue of Pike, at the foot of
Pixies Peak, will give pikers a peek
at Pike In the daytime, and at night
the impression that 1t is Pixies spook
guarding Pixies Peak.
Some men are born famous, some
men achieve fame and some become
handsome coachmen.
Howard Gould's sister married Count
Boni de Castellane, and Mrs. Howard
Goulds sister has married a Chinaman
and no doubt thinks she has made the
better match.
The crop of breach Of promise suits
Il so great that pretty soon a man
will not dare to look at a girl unless
he has already taken out a marriage
license.
A husbands refusal to let her speak
English is made cause for divorce
by woman in ST. Louis county. She
d demands a woman's right to use as
many tongues as possible.
Willie Hearst seems to be waltzing
Murphy around, around, around.
An Atlantic City man won bride
while on skates. Many a man has lost
wife under the same conditions.
robbed in a Paris hotel. Who hasn't
been?
Certain of our women twang and
whine and whiffle and whinny," says
w. D. Howells. Also snort, eh?
Perverted Proverbs
The human race is not to the fast
man.
Some men are born poets, others read
poetry, but editors have poems" thrust
upon them.
You can't be an arc light on a tallow
candle income.
An ounce of action is worth ton Of
CAB.
The early bird catches the worm
But the owl. which stays UP all night.
is the really wise old bird.
Mans most expensive friend is not
necessarily his dearest
It's rare thing to have things we'll
done.
Many set-up leads to an upset
w. II. C.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
CARBON BRIQUETs

If there is no gas main on your
street why not use CARBON
BRIQUETs the best and
cheapest solid fuel in the market.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
Population Of Los Angeles, rs I.463
D~~~~Q&&N0~~~@~&&&@%@~~~&
THE ousrrNG OF HEARST

(Resolution unanimously adopted
by the state Democratic conven-
tfon at Sacramento September L.
1906).
ssResoIved. That In the so-called
Independence league we recognize
= political machine, created Dy W,
n. Hearst for his own political
preferment ana of which he Is the
Irndfsputed boss, and an ingeniOus
endeavor to forestaIl and prevent
the nomination. for PRESIDENT ana
to compass the defeat OF Amertcas
srreatest citizen, william J. Bryan
we therefore denOunce such pur-
poses and call upon all true Demo-
Gratis to oppose such ends"
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Can It be that in retiring" from poll
tics Mayor McAleer merely anticipated
what would inevitably have happened
ANYHOW?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

A vote for Gillett counts one for the
s. p. A vote for Langdon Is thrown
away on a faithless office-holding DEM
agogue. A vote for Bell counts one for
the cause OF the whole people,
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The San Francisco grand Jury reports
the chain gang as the remedy for the
thuggery now so prevalent there. AS
so many OF the thugs are policemen In
uniform wouldn't It be awful to make
the poor coppers 80 to work?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Just as between LaLgdon and GiIett,
honest men must choose Bell. so be-
tween Lindiey and Smith, the only
choice is Lee Gates.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Abe Ruef, actual mayor of San Fran
cisco. says he is devoting his life to
public affairs. sin which there is not
one cent for me-" Quite right. honest"
Abe; nothing less than dollars goes,
eh?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The local Republican party is not
only split open but its several frag-
inents are engaged in fierce internecine
warfare. All OF which means nom
partisan mayor in December.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Abe Ruef pirates loudly that he never
took a dishonest dollar. How poor he
must bel But he is very rich. Where
did he get it?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The only government ft for schools
is the rule of the teacher. Abolish the
fads and get down to books and a
birch switch.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The only reason Democracy hasn't
made better showing IN this region
heretofore is because It didn't have
Bell to sound its tocsin.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

II Bell could spend all his time TIL
edection right here in and about Los
Angeles he'd get huge majority south
OF the Tehachapl
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

For thirteen days in October the
building permits ran well over 81 .OOO,-
900, That's at the rate OF s2.5OO. 600 a
month. Good start; keep It up.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

j. v. Akey is the non-partisan candi-
date from the Sixth ward for the coun-
ell. He'll make DOC" IIoughton feel
Akey, too.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The G. o. p. is pleading for funds.
Since the corporations are prohibited by
law from contributing. the Republican
party has lost its only source OF in
come.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

While DR.. Lindley and Councilman
Smith fight It out Lee Gates Will walk
off with the plum.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

This week, gentlemen, you may walk
up and inspect the nice, shiny s. P.
collar that Candidate Gillett wears.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
MuHEIrM MIIsns

The Living Skeleton-I don't say that
you took Il. but the money passed
through your hands.
The Armless Wonder-Yes; but would
be false to my professional ideals had /
permitted any of 1t to stick to my
fingers.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Hearst and Herrin-represented by
Langdon and Gillett respectively. De-
feat both.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Captain HoIlar has quit trying to in
wade Santa Catalina. 1t was case OF
more Hollar than hurt, it seems.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Mayor McAleer will vcso the electric
sign ordnance. The mayor must have
something to keep in the dark.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The battle is In the southland. Bell
has set pace the others try in vain
to equal.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

When the Southern Pacific machine
can't control its own candidates 1t is
in pretty hard lines.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Every day Bell grows stronger and
Gillett finds it harder and harder to
"explain" the S. P. collar he wears.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

So far as his presence in the mayor
atty race Is concerned Smith need never
leave home.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

viii Gillett dare discuss the real issue
in California--Hearst and Herrin?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Hunting season is open. Beware Of
the gun that isn't loaded.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Iceland is planning a railroad. Will
the ice truct take notice?
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The campaign post card has been
forbidden the mails, but the campaign
cigar circulates as freely as ever.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

A San Francisco patrolman has been
arrested for highway robbery. But Abe
Ruef is still at large.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

It's triumphant Democracy in South
ern California, all right Bell did 1t.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Come home, Boss Parker; even your
own satellites are getting away from
you.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Magoon now has the job of holding
down the Cuban lid, vice Taft.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Hearst and Herrin are the issue-not
milking bottles and the tariff.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The way the Republicans are coming
over to Bell
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Mrs. Palm-Are you in the same
circles with her?
Mrs. Pepper-Huh! Not even in the
same square.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

when the boss is away the candidates
get gay.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
Something Wrona q

Jimmy-I guess Johnny is a liar, or
som ethin.'
Jamie-Why?
Jimmy--He told me his grandfather
lost a leg or a arm in every battle he
fit in, an asked him how many bat
ties he 'uz in, an he said Morn
orty."-Cleveland Leader.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Every day Bell wins more votes.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
A FREAK DIAIoaT1p-

The Tattooed Man-Say Shorty.
wouldn't want to be you. Dwarfs never
live long!
The Dwarf-Don't worry about me.
Every one knows that you're a marked
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

snake charmer married that contortion-
i8t3
The Fat Boy--I suppose she thought
he was a man she could Vtnd around
her little nnRer.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The Circassian Grill wonder whether
the dwarf would lend me i've dollarsf
The Tattooed Man-No; l guess he's
short
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The Wilmington, Del, electrician who
experimental to find out how many
volts the human body can stand, had
one of the largest funerals ever known
to his craft.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

According to MIR. Longworth, the
issue is, stick to Roosevelt" and we
don't know Of any of EN- who is stick
ing closer
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

A Cincinnati couple spent their hon
eymoon In the Arctic regions. Perhaps
they wanted to say they had been en-
tertained in the highest circles.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Hearst says that he believes the dis
tribution Of wealth is as important as
the creation of wealth. His camp fol-
lowers hope that he lives UP to the
assertion.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The fondness OF ACTRESSES for dogs
may be explained entirely by the free
advertising that comes when hotel pro-
prletors refuse to accommodate the
brutes.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

For people whose principal industry
Is the production of sugar, the Cubans
have not the sweetest disposition in
the world
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Mr.. Lemon--How lot of women do
cackle when they are together.
Mrs. Lenon-And how a bunch of
men do crow when they meet
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The statue of Pike, at the foot of
Pixies Peak, will give pikers a peek
at Pike In the daytime, and at night
the impression that 1t is Pixies spook
guarding Pixies Peak.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Some men are born famous, some
men achieve fame and some become
handsome coachmen.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

After the president has settled the
question whether a passed assistant
paymaster is to be called a past assist
ant, we wish he would tell us what
we are to do with the words caressed
and carest
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

looking glass2
nection.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

Howard Gould's sister married Count
Boni de Castellane, and Mrs. Howard
Gould's sister has married a Chlnaman
and no doubt thinks she has made the
better match.
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15
Perverted Proverbs

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Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

"When the appellate division decided
against him and affirmed the Judgment
Los Angeles herald., 1906-10-15

The crop of breach Of promise suits
IL so great that pretty soon man
will not dare to look at a girl unless
he has already taken out a marriage
License.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-02
An Indians Wit.

Last winter, when the Indian foot
ball team from Carlisle, Penn, came
to Chicago to wipe up the gridiron
with their paleface brethren from
Wisconsin university, the copper
colored visitors received great deal
of attention at the hands of the young
women students Of DR.. Harper's
school.
A group Of the girls surrounded
one of the swarthy athletes. and, hay
ing taken him prisoner, began to
cross-question him.
"Tell me - remarked one gushing,
radiant creatare. "why do YOU red
people paint your faces when you go
on the warpath9'
"For the same reason, | presume,
that you white ladies powder your
faces when you 60 upon the warpath
in society," quietly replied the Indian.
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should do this at once. There IS no
greater agency for public good, no
better educator than the news paper.
There should not be a white family
in the District that does not take some
good newspaper. Besides serving the
immediate end Of increasing the rural
business, it will tell for good in our
children and our children ) children.
Aside from the paramount adVan-
tages afforded by the rural delivery
system for building up and making
content spa1sely settled sections, the
mere matter Of money let loose in the
South thereby is a consideration. In
this district alone, there are some
thing like 130 carriers, receiving an
aggregate of something like ninety or
one hundred thousand dollars an
nually, which is distributed through
our avenues of trade. It is paid to
as faithful and derserving men as our
country affords: most Of them earn
in dollars and cents for the Govern
ment and all of them earn in labor.
every dollar and more than the Gov
ernment pays them. Will we, for
lack of proper support, surrender this
appropriation, with the greater ad-
vantage Of a daily mail, stimulating
trade between country and town, OF
will we meet the exegency? It IS up
to the good people who are served and
the courteous carriers. for the Gov
ernment has spoken.
Wyatt Aiken.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-02

London. January 3l.-1t comes
from the very best authority that Sir
Thomas Upton has not yet given up
the hope Of winning the America S
Cup and that he is making plans now
for another campaign against the
New York Yacht Club next year. to
win back the coveted cup. for which
he has tried three times without sue
cess.
1t is understood that Sir Thomas is
considering plans for the building of
new challenger, which, he hopes
to bring to the United States in 1907.
Just what plans he is making, is not
yet known, but, Sir Thomas seems to
think that the next time he will be
able to make better showing. 1t
is understood that his next challenger
will be free from excessive oyerhangs
and other freakish features. It is
even believed that he may bring a
schooner to the United States and
that the new boat will be built up to
the limit of that type allowed under
the terms of the deed of gift, which
is l15 feet on the water line.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-02
PYTHIANS WILL CELEBRATE
Forty-Second Anniversary to Be Observed
la Columbia.
Wyatt Aiken.

The proposed celebration of the
forty-second anniversary of the or
ganization of the Knights of Py-
thias will be held in the city Of Co.
lumbia on February 10. 1t is en-
gaging the attention of the Pythians
of Newberry and considerable in
terest is being manifested in the
event. The con1nlitte in charge OF
the celebration is making extensive
preparations and the celebration
promises of being the most notable
Pythian occasion ever given in the
state.
The Hon. J. A. Summersett,
past grand chancellor of the order,
is in charge of the central commit
tee having the matter under their
supervision, and this fact alone at
tests the thoroughness and excel
lence of the proposed celebration.
On the evening of February 18 the
the anniversary sermon will be
preached, and on February 10 the
official celebration will take place,
and will include features ranging
from a street parade to a banquet.
The railroads will give a low rate
for those who attend.
The supreme chancellor will be
in attendance and addresses will be
delivered by the Hon. B. A. Nor
gan, grand chancellor, and by the
Hon. NJ. Rutledge Rivers, Of Char
lesion, grand vice chancellor.
Speaker of the house of representa-
tives, Mendel L. Smith is also on
the program for an address, as the
Dramatic Order, Knights Of Kho-
rassan. will have one Of their "hot
times" Lieutenant Governor Sloan,
Speaker Smith and a number of the
members of the legislature. will go
across the hot sands in search Of a
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streets.
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Galveston S Sea Wall.

makes life now as safe in that city as
on the higher uplands. E. w. Goodloe,
who resides on Dutton St, in Waco,
Tex needs no sea wall for safety. He
writes: 81 have used DR. Kings New
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five years and it keeps me well and
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The End of the World

Of troubles that robbed E H. Wolfe,
of Bear Grove, Ia of all usefulness,
came when he began taking Electric
Bitters. He writes: 1.-TWO years ago
Kidney trouble caused me great suf-
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''Ah. my be]oved!' he cried, fer
vently. Il am not rich in this world S
goods. nor am I clever as some men
are. But if tender and everlasting
love goes for anything
"It goes with me, all right,' she in
terrupted. "But. John I'm afraid it
won't go with the butcher. ''-Cleve-
land Leader.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1906-02-02
Expert Opinion.

Physicians as class are supposed
to be indifferent to poetry. They have
other and more important things to
think Of.
"What do you think of my poems?''
inquired the young man.
They betray an astonishing lgnor-
ance Of anatomy replied his medl-
cal friend.
''But they're not supposed to be
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cooling oasis.
The Long Form, Knight Rank,
will be conferred some time during
the celebration by Won Moltkc
Lodge, OF Charleston.
1t is probable that number OF
Newbcrry Pytlians will be in at
tendance in order to enjoy the fes-
tivitics of the occasion and to meet
their brethren from other sections
OF the state.
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A Mystery Solved

"How to ksep off periodic attacks of
biliousness and habitual constipation
was a mystery that DR.. Kings New
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money refunded. Only 25c. at W. E
Pelham & Sons drug store.
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In Self Defense

Major Hamm, editor and manager OF
the Constitutionalist. Eminence, KY,
when he was fercely attacked, four
years ago, by Piles, bought a box of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, Of which he
says: 1T cured me in tan days and no
trouble since' Quickest healer of
Burns, Sores, Cuts and Wounds. 25c.
at W. E. Pelham & Sons drug store.
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THE HERALD AND NEWS.
scientific. you know. -

scientific. you KNOW
"That may be the case, but it af-
fords no excuse for your saying they
'spring from an aching heart. when
it is so apparent that they proceed
from deraneed liver.-Was ashin"ton
Star.
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John Jacob Astor sold apples in the
streets.