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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Rochester, N Y, reports an electric
coW-milker that pulls the cream out
Oh the most irascible kickers and fly
switchers almost before they know it,
we are living in a rapid age.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

by having a street fight with a yell
low newspaper photographer at New
port TO get possession of plate upon
winch his sacred image had been
hxed, a society man" won more no.
torlety than would have come from
the publication of the picture.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

There is a strong temptation for a
rlch man to refrain from complicating
MS VIII by series of philanthropio
requests. 1t is an axiom that the
shortest will is the safest.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Kentucky dispatch announces the
Killing of our men in feud which it
is said the authorities have for some
time peen trying unsuccessfully to
end. If all the parties are as dead
shots as the four mentioned, the au-
thorities may hope for success.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Budding financial geniuses will be
disappointed when they learn that the
treasury department has ruled that
hereafter 1t will require more than a
t"o-cent stamp and abundant cheek to
bid in government bonds.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Kansas is now thinking of producing
Inc sunllower for oil and flour. With
thousands Of acres of sunhowers I'M
der cultivation Kansas would be more
picturesque than ever
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Bookkeeper (to porter)-Take a wet
cloth Antoine, and clean up the boss
private office. 1t looks as if he had
10 write to his mother-in-law again in
wiling her to make him a visit.-Flie.
gende Blaetter.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22
BY Deduction

Wlseman-Prlmitive men plowed
the earth with sharpened stick
Siocombe-You don't mean to saw
gof dated so far back ?-Cassell,S
journal.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Does 1T pay to be a rich man in
America In these troublous days?" in
CURES Current Literature. We do not
notice any rich man impoverishing
himself merely because of the trouble
of wealth
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22
amiIy Ties

D1ggs-Did you hear about NJ
Weeds? ii D
Blggs-No; what of her?
D1ggs-Why, she married bo,. eo-..
er husbands brother last weel,
Blggs-You don't sayl
Diggs-Yes; and now she rafor
the late lamented as her decaos,oa
oro'ner-i n-iaw--Chicago Daily News
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22
1T Is.

Whlle fishing at Seabrook tho
other day a man caught five-po,,nd
cathsh That had a beautifully on
graVed solitaire engagement ring =,
its stomach" Al
mats most original place to
wear an engagement ring. isn't If 9,,~
Houston Post
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

The arctic explorers are among the
lew people who find no reason for
getting apprehensive and excited over
the ice question.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Customer-Couldn't you run this no.
tel without a bar?
Hotelkeeper-Not very we'll.
Customer-Why not?
1otelkeeper-Because nobody vol
unteers TO tell me how to run it ex-
cept intoxicated observation-disclosures
Daily News.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22
OF Course Not

stella says she has remained sin.
gle from choice"
don't. doubt it. But she doesn't
say whose choice it s"-Milwaukee
Sentinel. &C
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22
IDAHO.

AS usual the arrival Of the sea SER
pent proved a reliable signal OF the ad-
vent of the silly season.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22

Are the New Jersey people who re.
Gently mobbed a man for Kissing the
nag all paying their taxes honestly?
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22
First English Work on Ano,,.

The first English work on ana,,
was The Book of st. Athens" pub,
hsned In the fifteenth century.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1906-11-22
Still a Novice.

rs Bunkerton much of a golf NAV
er?'
"Oh, he puts up a fair game, but he
still has an idea that his locker was
made merely to hang his clothes in"
Chicago Record-Herald
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06
FALSE ARGUMENT.

'The protective tariff, says the cklahoman US aa-
mttedly the mother Of trusts" And now, il the es-
teemed Oklahoman will point outin what way the tar
ii the mother Of the beef and the oil trust nell
ther Of which has cents protection in the tarf,
waiting world viii be greatly obliged for the informa-
ton,
The tariff snot the mother Of trusts the mother OF
trusts the economic truth that large industry can
produce goods more cheaply than small industry and
so the latter out Of business In some instanc-
es as is the case with the steel trust the tariff swes
unduly the receipts Of the trust and should far as
steel and other monopoly goods concerned be remoy
ed but the steel trust will do business just the same af
ter the tariff removed is doing business today ex
cept that the profits will not be quite 50 large.
the people expect chat they destroy the trusts
by tariff revision they are doomed to bitter disap
polntment AS matter OF fact the trusts cannotab
eliminated, and the Democratic orators that prom
sng this are simply endeayorng to deceive the people
Trusts are here to stay, and the Republican congress
just adjourned recognizing this truth has adopted th
right principle in passing laws to regulate them in tht
public interest rather to extermnate them is the i'm
possible Democratic program.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06
AN EXCELLENT LAW.

The new Illinois primary election law was tried for
the first time Saturday and worked cxcelently The
law is much the the law in operation N Wscon-
sIn Under It's provisions the primaries for al parties
are held on the day. u the same booths with the
same election onicals The ocals appointed Just
as the ccas the regular election are and are un-
der just as strict that the election is legally
conducted The laws for illegal voting at the primary
are as strict for egU voting at the regular election
Perhaps however, the best feature Of the law is that
it provides as well as be done under the federal con-
suton as it at present exists for the popular election
Of senator's The Republicans Saturday called upon
10 endorse one o candidates Senator Cucm Or ex
Governor Yates. They chose cuom, The Republican
legislators cannot forced for the reelection Of
Senator Cuom but their moral obligation to do 50 IS 50
strong that they win dare to disobey the win Of the
people
primary election law Of this same character should
be enacted IN the new state Of Oklahoma.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06
Grand Army Of the Republic

National encampment Minneapolis,
Mimi, Aug. l3 to Is
Rate: Ninita to Minneapolis and re-
turn, also st Paul, MINI, and return,
sl5.25. Children between ages Of five
and twelve years half the adult rate.
Dates of sale, Aug-10,ll and l3.
Final limit, August 81.
Extension Of Limit-BY depositing
ticket with joint Agent at Minneapo-
lis or st Paul not earlier than Aug. Is
not later tsian Aug. 81, and on pay
ment of fee Of fifty cents at time Of
deposit, an extension may be secured
to leave destination not later than
30.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

Prof Tyler, Of Amherst college, said
recently: "a man can live comfortably
without brains no man ever existed
without a digestive system. The
dyspeptic has neither faith, hope or
charity" Day by day people realize
the Importance Of caring for their
digestion; realize the need Of the use
of little corrective after overeating.
A corrective like K0dol For Dys-
pepsia. ItdigestS what you eat. Sold
by Peoples Drug Store.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

A hundred years ago the best
physician would give you medicine
for your heart without stopping to
consider what elect it might have on
the liver. Even to thisgood day cough
and cold medicines inyariable bind
the bowels. This is wrong. Bees
Laxative Cough Syrup with Honey
and Tar acts on the bOwelS--drives
out the cold clears the head, relieves
all coughs, cleanseS and strengthens
the mucous membranes Of the throat
chest, lungs and bronchial tubes. Sold
by, A. P. Owens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06
ENFORCE THELAW.

Governor Frantz Of Oklahoma has instructed his
attorney general prosecute all voators Of the liquor
laws where the city county oncas refuse to prose-
cute
The governor is doing the wise thing. n several
Oklahoma cities the officials wink at the glarlng nfrac
tons Of heaw BY the saloonkeepers and gamblers and
the good name of the whole is sandered by the
lawessness Of certain communities thaC to glory in
their shame.
Oklahoma however, is awabding state and the
citizens Of Oklahoma will stand by Che governor in his ef
forts to enorcet the law without fear favor the big
cities as we'll as In the country districts
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

summer tourists Rates BY NJ. K. Ct
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

You can see the poison Pine-uleS
clears out of the kidneys and bladder.
A single dose at bedtime will show
you more poison upon rising the next
morning than can be expelled from
the system in any other way. Plne-ules
dissolve the impurities, labricate the
kidneys, cleanse the bladder, relieve
pain and do away with back-ache
speedily, pleaSanently, permanently.
Sold By, A. P. Owens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

w. r. Ward, Of Dyersburg, Tenn /,
writes: 'fThis is to certify that have
used Qrin0 Lexatiye Fruit Syrup for
nicc0nstipation, and 1t has proven,
without q doubt, to DC thoroaghi
practical remedy FOR this trouble. and
is with pleasure offer my consciens
lous reference. - Sold by A.P. Ovens.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar
is the original laxative cough syrup
and combines the qualities necessary
to relieve the cough and purge the
system of cold. Contains 80 0piates.
Sold by. Peoples Drug Stor1
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06
Winners Laxative Syrup for all
Stomach Troubles.

Dyspepsia, heartburn, sourstomach,
billiousness, sick headache and all
troubles originating from the stcm-
ach and liver. To keep your liver ac-
tive means good health to you. Ii
adds tone and vigor to to the digest
i've organs and stimulates the liver
and kidneys to healthy action. Ifnot
satisfied after using one-half return
and get your money back. We guar
antee every bottle to do as we have
stated above. Sold 10y Winner Drug
Co
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

From vinitato St Louisiana return
s15.I5.
From vinita to Chicago and return
s2g.00.
From Vinita TO Eldorado Springs
and returnls5.3O.
Dates Of sale daily June lst to Sept.
s0th. 1906. Final limit october Slst,
1906. II. A. Farthing
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06

Children like Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar. The ples santest aud
best cough syrup to take, because it
contains no opiates. Sold by, Peoples
Drug Store.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1906-08-06
PREMATURE JOY.

number of Democratic exchanges are gleefuly rub
bDg their hands over the prospect Of Republican dsrup
tlon III Iowa result Of the renominationof Govern
Or Cumnins and anticorporation ticket and pre-
dieting the election Of the Democratic ticket They
made the same prediction will be remembered when
LaFolette In Wisconsin purged the party Of railroad
control Wisconsin is still Republican.
II you haven't signed over your bonus note to the
auditorium company, do it at once vnita must have
that natatorum and opera house.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07
A DIscoRDANT NOTE

The only discordant note anent the
Bryan welcome that has come to our
exchange table we find in the New
York Times. This paper says that
Mr.. Bryan was not able to hold his
audience through his ninety minutes
speech and that he was speaking to
empty seats all over the place. That
at no time was the Garden crowded.
That tickets had been issued for fifty
thousand and not more than ten thous-
and were present and that is was not
necessary at any time to close the
doors and that five thousand more
than were in the hall could have OBJ
tanned seats had they presented them
selves for admission. That consider
able surprise was manifested when
at seven o'clock the Garden was only
one-third filed.
OF the speech itself the Times has
more than two columns. 1t says that
Mr.. Bryan returns to his native land
and presents himself no longer as a
democrat, but as the founder and
leader of a new party and the advo-
cate of new and revolutionary princi-
pals.
1t says that Mr.. Bryan is forced to
his revolutionary doctrines because
he thinks that Mr.. Roosevelt has en-
croached on his old platform and he
must assume more revolutionary meas
ures in order to be in the lead rather
than in the wake of the president.
That to be a mere follower would
make his campaign tame and list
less performance and to attract at
|tention he thinks he must assume the
leading role.
The Times says that Mr.. Bryan's
new doctrines of public ownership of
the railroads is distinctly and meas
urably more dangerous and upsetting
than his abandoned issue of the free
coinage of silver of the ratio of 16 to
L. That incalculable disaster would
attend the effort he proposes.
The Times os thoroughly opposed
to Mr.. Bryan and his recent utter
ances has aroused it to degree far
greater than was shown in the mem
orable campaign of 1896.
The Times, however, like all of the
New York newspapers has never
been friendly to Mr.. Bryan and is
now more unfriendly than ever simply
because it is-like the school girls
hatred for DR.. Fell, just why she
could not tell.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07

Sam Jones in the Atlanta Journal:
The partisan, the fanatic. can't
lead the masses far wrong, and the
conservative and the stand-patters
can hold them in line. when once
they see that it's time to get a move
on themselves.
THE man like Bryan who has a
message or a mission will get a hear.
ing by and by that will count a major
ity at the polls.
The average fellow is waking up
to the fact that man does not live By
bread alone. for the more a fellow
eats and drinks, IL that put him In
the lead. then hog would lead the pro-
cession. If all men would learn that
their real wealth was not in the
bank accounts and landed estates.
but that the real wealth of a man is
a well stored head and a heart full of
divine impulses. If man would invest
less in stocks and lands, and give
more time and money in storing their
heads with the best truths and fiji
ing their hearts with the best impul-
ses, the worlo would grow rich the
right way"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07
Mr.. BRYAN's WELCOME.

From Fridays ally.
The welcome extended to Hon. Will
liam ]. Bryan in New York last Thurs
day was the most wonderful ever be-
fore given to an American citizen. 1t
stands unparalleled in our annals. His
progress from Battery Park up Broad
way to Hotel Victoria was one contin-
uous ovation. Both sides of Broad
way presented a massed wall of hui
man beings. When the distinguished
Nebraskan reached his hotel the rush
of the crowd was SO great that the
police had to Interfere to make his
passage possible.
On Thursday night he spoke to an
immense audience in Madison Square
Garden and outlined the policies of
the democratic party for the next cam
paign. His speech was a great effort
and was splendidly delivered. He has
lost none of his magnetism nor entau-
siasm and he sways audiences now as
ne did in the memorable campaign of
1896 His speech contained six thous-
and words and covers all points at
issue at this time.
1t now seems certain that Mr.. Bry-
an will be confronted by President
Roosevelt and the campaign of 1908
will be one of the most stirring and
momentous in our history.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07
WHEN THE WRONG OK is eoRED

The Florida Times Union in a well
written article, calls attention to the
fact that the Standard Oil company
has been doing all along what the
courts of this state are now COM
polling the Jacksonville Ice Co., to do,
to-wit: to control the delivery of ice.
The price of ice having been fixed
at so low rate the retail dealers re-
fused to deliver it and the manufac-
turers are compelled to do this under
the mandates of the court.
The retailers have been forced out
of business.
The Standard Oil Company, when
it was young and weak, was troubled
with high freight rates and was the
first concern in the country to buck"
the railroads and demand lower rates.
1t threatened to run pipe lines
unless it received certain concessions
and put its threat into execution when
these concessions were refused it.
The putting in of these pipe lines en-
abled the Standard Oil Company to
control the oil situation and it put
the price of oil so low that it run its
competitors out of business.
In 1867 we were clerk in store
here in Ocala and one of the books of
tie old firm is now in our possession,
and on many of the pages the price
of oil is given at so cents per quart
and 81 per gallon.
The Standard Dol Company reduced
the price of oil from those prices to
15cents per gallon. 1t ruined its COM
petitors, perhaps, and put many re-
tail dealers out of business, but it
rendered boon to the great army of
consumers.
Which were better not to have done
SO. or kept up the old prices?
Shall we sacrifice the whole for the
benefit of the few? If the old condi.
tons are to prevail many companies
would be in the oil business, but ev-
cry buyer of oil would be paying for
its use dollars where he is now paying
dimes.
The Standard Oil Company, while
it has grown rich by sitting compel
ition, has reduced the price of oil sew
|eral hundred per cent. and to that ex-
tent has put many a dime into the
pockets of the people in the homes
where this ilIuminant is used.
The sin of the Standard Oil Com
pany seems to have been in making
the price of oil too cheap and in out
whiting the railroads.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07
AN osFuscArED EDITOR.

In speaking of Editor Adrain p.
Jordan, of the Punta Gorda Herald.
Editor Eugene Mathews. of the
Stsrke Telegraph. says that the south
Florida fish-story telling editor is gem
orally willing to tackle any old thing
with his sharpe editorial pencil, is
knocked out by the drainage question
and acknowledges the corn with
charming frankness. In his Herald
Editor Jordan says:
"The reason the Herald has had
nothing to say on the much discussed
problem Of the drainage of the ever
g.ades is simply and candidly that the
Herald knows nothing about it. 1t
may be discreditabie under the cir
cumstances to confess such woeful ig-
norance. but why lie about it or make
any false pretense? The Herald is ut
terly obfuscated On one side is ar
rayed the governor of the state, a
number of respectable and honest
newspaper men and many reputable,
upright and intelligent citizens. These
present arguments which, if founded
on solid basis and logic, should con-
vince any one that the governor is
right in undertaking to drain the ev-
erglades. On the other side, howev-
er, there are a number of capable and
honorable newspapers and a good
many patriotic, able and conscientious
citizens who centend that the drain
age Of the everglades is impractical.
BILE, is wholly unnecessary and not
worth the cost. A dilligent study of
the tones or argument adduced by
both parties to the controversy is
enough to obfuscate an ADLER paper
than the Herald. The conclusion,
therefore, is simiIar to the one an
nounced by the old Judge, of trite
story, who, after the LAWYERS on botn
sides had finished their elaborate ad.
dresses, proceeded to charge the jury
if you believe the attorney for the de.
PENDANT, you will find for him but, if
you are like me and don't believe
either one of them, the Lord only
knows what you will do
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07
viii Frank GET It7

Frank Walpole. the red headed ed
itor of the Manitee Record. is a can.
didate for state superintendent of con-
victs to succeed Newton A. Bitch. AS
Mr.. Walpole has been a most loyal
supporter of all of Governor Broward's
visionary schemes of evergIade drain
age, state life insurance and even
his wonderful 2-cent stamp proclama-
ton, he appears to be most logical
candidate, and one well polished men
tally for administration usefulness. At
the same time it does seem sad to
contemplate the breaking up of such
promising editorial career for the
vulgar work of inspecting negro con
victs.-Palatka News.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07

The Tampa Herald. referring to
Judge Wall. calls him Colonel Wall
Il seems to us that when on the bench
a court Official should be given the
title of Judge. and when at the head
of troops an oficer should be given
military title. When the Judge de-
sends from the bench he becomes q
plain everyday citizen and when a
military officer leaves his camps and
his troops and mingles with the com
mon people he becomes one OF them
and then should wear the title OF the
American sovereign-plaln mister"
Any other title should be worn only
when on duty. A Judge Is not q
judge only when on the bench and q
colonel when he Is at the head OF his
regiment.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1906-09-07
Robbing General .kuroki of His
Laurels.

Some newspapers have started the
silly story that General Kuroki. the
brilliant Japanese commander, is not
General Kuroki at all, but is Major
Gen. Sir Hector Mcdonald, of the
British army, who won immortal fame
in the Boer war, but charges of dis
graceful nature were preferred against
him and rather than face them, is
said to have committed suicide in
Paris.
The story goes that he not only did
not commit suicide but proceeded to
Japan, obtained a position to train
the Japanese troops, and indeed, is
none other than General Kuroki.
The Army and Navy Journal re-
prints the article. part of which is
as follows:
MANY persons have never believed
that the brilliant English general is
dead, and not long ago there appeared
in the London Times an offer of a re-
ward of $4,000 to anyone who had
seen his dead body. 1t is also fact
that Sir Hector was once invited 20
go to Japan to train the Japanese
army. and he actually mentioned it
to Lord Roberts. No honor has ever
been publicly bestowed upon Kuro
XII, who appears to have vanished az
suddenly and mysteriously as he APP
peared. Even the Japanese, with all
their reticence. confessed to a CORE
spondent that Kurold had much foreign
blood in him. and one United States
journalist declared that he was an
Englishman."
The Louisville Courier-Journal COM
menting upon this story. says the only
points of similarity between Major
General Sir Hector Mcdonald and
Gen. Kuroh is that both men were
brilliant officers and understood the
genius Of war.