Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1906-12-15
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Good Old Nurse.--Mrs. Callahan
Moikel Moikel WEEK up; uts tonne t
take y incomnla midicine.
Il notice you never wear a watch
with your evening clothes" mo;
never have both out at the same time"
Grit
Emeline-Well, this worlds a stage.
Elizabeth-Yes; and the scenery Is so
much more satisfactory than the cast.
Brooklyn Life.
AT last" exclaimed Darwin, 81
have discovered the missing llnkp And
reaching under the bureau he drew
forth the other fr-button.-Chicag
News
1t Depends.-"Papa. what's a man
who runs an auto calledT ut de-
Ponds on whether he is being called
by his employer or by the man he has
Just missed"
Caller-Your daughter, | am told.
stands at the head OF her class in an
cient languages. Mrs. Lansling-Yes,
Julie is quite a latitudinarian.-Chi
cago Tribune.
Yes, IT'S True.-Adams-Do you be-
lieve It is sign OF good luck to find
a horseshoe on the road7 Johnson
or course; II is a sign Of good luck for
some blacksmith.
when a man stahts in braggin'
about how honest he is" said Uncle
Eben, 1T allus kind O. sounds to me
like he was 'pologizin' fob not being
mo- so."-Wsshlngton Star.
Considerate.-"why is that picture
turned toward the wallT 20. that is
a haying scene, and we have to hide
II whenever Uncle Thomas visits US
because he is hay fever sufferer"
Wears Daughter-Well, Mrs. Null
llgan. did you go to church on Mon
day to see my sister married. Mrs.
Mulligan-No, miss; l don't take no
Interest In weddln's-Ive been to
onel
honor among thieves" The justice
looked at him severely. There is
gold In sea-water," he replied. But
It cannot be extracted In profitable
quantities..
Hoskins-I don't OLDEST so much to
Fanny kissing her dog. but l prefer
her to kiss me before and not after.
wilkins know; but don't you sup
pose the dog has his preference, tool
Boston Transcript
Little Maggie (who has company
We've been playing garden party,
mamma. Mamma-Indeed! And did
you behave nicelyl Little Maggie
oh. l didn't have to behave. was
the hostess.-New Yorker.
abr said Bragg. with view to
making Miss Brightly Jealous, 81 was
alone for a quite a while last evening
with one whom | admire very much"
abr replied Miss Brightly, "alone.
were you7"-Cstholic Standard.
YES" said the bride OF week,
Jack tells me everything he knows
and l tell him everything l know"
Indeed rejolned the ex-rivRl. 1.-The
silence when you two are together
must be oppressive" Home Chat
g. A Hasty Remark.-Now, Tommy, |
want you to be good while l am out"
"Pll be good for a nickel" was Tom
my's modest offer. Tommy" said
the mother, II want you to remember
that you cannot be son OF mine I'M
less you are good for nothing"
Rigid Devotion to Duty.-"What
possible comfort can you take" asked
his wife, 'in sitting on the pier and
eshing all day for half dozen little
ring perchr az have the comfort OF
knowing" replied Mr.. Kydoodle, stern.
~, that am standing out against the
Infamous beef trustr'
Observation-Disclosures we were mar.
He'd she used to say "by-by' so sweet
ly when l went down the steps Mont
norency-And what does she say now
Msrmaduke-Oh. just the same thing
buy. buy" Montmorency-Ah. see
She exercises different spell oyei
you.-Weshington Life.
What sort Of breakfast food do yor
like, Mr.. Newcomer asked Mrs. Stcrv
EN- on his first morning in her house
well, ma'am," replied the new board
err, II wouldn't mind some tenderlolI
, steak. a couple O poached eggs oil
toast, lamb chops. hot mullins. coffe
, and csntaloup. "-Philadelph Press.
I'VE don't want no fyin'-machlnes,
said Mr.. Erastus Pingley, emphatical
ly. Dem automobiles is bad enough.
do you think dying will b
worse than automobiles "Yass.
does. When you is hit by an automc
. bile dar you is; but when you is hi
by a nyin' machine you amt throo yii
You has a long. hard drop COMM
! Scissors.
The musical-instrument seller ha
: succeeded at last In working or
cheap fiddle on a customer at fou
times It's value. Where shall sen
III" he inquired. ITO GA - stree
: Ny nat is on the third floor" The &c
: dle-dealer's face fell. He had move
' with his family the day before to tn
i dat on the second floor of No. Ola -
street, on a three years agreement
q The Wasp.