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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

trained and drilled at the time of the
opening of the Spanish war as any
states National Guard Is now: but
the best the organization OF that Guard
could do which was present at the battle
OF San Juan hill was to lie down and
let the negro regulars walk over them
into tho fight
The volunteer armies, whenever they
are gathered, are not. as a rule. COM
posed OF the National Guards, or OF
any previously existing military organ
izations, but Of speedily raised organ
izations, differed by grecnhorns. and
composed OF men who do not know in
the least what military duty means nor
how 10 take care Of themselves on the
march or I'm camp. This has always
been the case; it WAS 80 i'm the Civil
War: II was so in Spanish War. But,
won't it be different now that the Ma
tional Guard is put on q different foot
ing, by the Dix bill? Any one who
thinks so Will wake up some day and
sec what deluded folly has misled him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
TOM KEOGH,

Funeral services will be held In Og-
den today over the remains Of one OF
the big. brave men OF the West.
Tom Keoghs life typifled the mighty
spirit OF empire building which has
lifted the Pacific coast and the inter-
mountain country from a wilderness
into ripe civilization: and his personal
character demonstrated that the hu-
man heart may retain and increase its
natural tenderness even while the
hands OF man labor TO overcome the
harsheSt of natures obstacles
Mr.. Keogh was In all things that he
touched. a success; able In business. a
true Christian In his demeanor OF life
an intensely loyal friend in his rela-
tion5 90 other men Scores OF his fell
low-creatures owe their present advan-
tageous position To the kindly interest
which he took in demonstrating to
them how threatened failure In bust
ness could be turned to honest victory
His sunshine and his courage were an
inspiration To all his associates: and
no man In the States of Utah, Idaho.
and Nevada could be more missed and
mora sincerely mourned than Tom
keogh, now gone to a blessed reward
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
MUSSER'S BOOK.

Don Carlos w MusSer whose name
is indissolubly linked with those of the
worlds heroes. is about to issue a book
giving a faithful picture. as he sees It,
Of Mormon life. Tribune readers will
recall that Mr. Musser Is an associate
of Charles A. Smurthwaite In the suit
against Joseph T. Smith, trustee In
trust. TO secure a receiver for church
property and to compel an accounting
by Smith for the use of tilhes and
Mormon church property Don Carlos
w. Musser is also one OF the men who
voted against sustaining the hierarchy
al the annual conference of the Mormon
church last year. and he was ostra-
ciaed for showing the courage of his
opinions.
II any man was ever fitted by ability,
by disposition ana by intrepidty, as
we'll as experience, to convey to the
world living picture Of the Mormon
church and Its tyrannies. Mr.. Musser
Is that man. And his book is likely to
be a great help to the cause which Is
waging here for the redemption OF a
people.
Mr.. Musser's motives are thus stated
by himself:
II this composite, which | vouch for as
having come under my own Observable
Will weigh one pennyweight In the bal
ancing OF conditions in the Wcst-in the
making of an American State OF Utah-I
Will consider that l have done something
TO offset the missionary work / performed
in my youth and Ignorance. IL this mar
rative will influence one Latter-day Saint
to decline TO sustain acknowledged law
breakers as heavenly anointed and In
sprcd leaders of his church. if 4: Will
Tighten the burden and cheer the way OF
one polyEamous mothcr-awaken from
her frst dream of lovc--to a knowledge
that tho inspiration In the New and
Everlasting Covenant is the inspiration
OF hell and not Of heaven; If It Will help
ono poor Wayfarer on lfe's troubled sea
to break the chains of superstition and
priestcraft with which he Is bound. then
Will feel that | have done something for
the cause Of humanity, and then / will
welcome all the curses the god of Nor
monism can heap upon the head of an
apoetnts
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
FATAL COMMENDATION.

Defending the Idaho politicians who
have made their announcement OF can
didacy through its columns, the Deseret
News INDUCES itself I'm a column or
more Of self-praise; belittling Idaho
papers and lauding itself as living lin
the homes and hearts OF thousands Of
our Idaho fellow citizens"
That Is en- unconscious proof, by the
News OF the charge which Idaho
newspapers make against the HE
rarchy- eeking politicians. The Deseret
News does not enter n Gentle home In
Idaho in all probability. 1t goes only
to the houses OF Mormons, and TO them
it remains notwithstanding the aboli-
tion of It's motto) the official organ of
the Mormon church. Its declarations
are recognized by Mormons as being
the voice OF the church Therefore
when an Idaho aspirant sends his mes
sage TO his Idaho people through the
columns OF the Deseret News, he is
solely appealing TO Mormon sentimen-
tality. And the News, in fits lengthy eX-
position AID apology, gives ample rea-
son for the disgust OF Idaho newspapers
with The politicians who seek prefer
ment by this road. The Deseret News
has no influence Whatever With the
Gentiles of our neighbor State And the
Gentle politicians know the fact. They
simply use the Deseret News TO en-
hance their standing in the Mormon
community expecting to use the Nor
In
ture % a whip to drive GENTLE sup
porterS into their ranks. The disgust OF
sclf-respcCting Idaho newspapers and
political organs is justified The utter
shamclessness which cEaracterl2cs the
announcement from the Deseret News
men who first make their peace with
the church and then ask the citizen
ship of Idaho to indorse the VIII of the
hierarchy at Salt Lake, should con-
demn every one of such politicians to
eternal limbo. And the feeling OF con-
tempt for the methods which have
been pursued. the growing anger
against the invasion by the hierarchy
of Idaho political matters are all hope
frl indications that our neighbor State,
like Utah Is determined to throw off
the hierarchy's power In affairs OF
State. The Deserct News will shout it's
invisible virtues in vain. 1t has no
place In the political affairs of Idaho
and in the near time to come its COM
mendation will damn any politician
who secures it
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
Topiics Of the Day
PROTEST AGAINST DRINKING.

PROTEST AGAINST DRINKING,
New York Dispatch March IS.
The Rev Madison C. Peters OF the
Church OF Epiphany, who has been
leading a powerful movement against
the liquor habit among women In this
city. said in his sermon today:
Because of this cocktail habit
among American women a leading
Paris paper ssid recently that we were
breeding a race of dcgoneratcs. When
France breaches morality TO America
it is time for Americans to take notice
II is a well-known fact that so common
has the drinking habit become that the
situation to the woman In society Is
constantly a source OF embarrassment
IL she does not drink There are res
taurants in this city where an extra
charge is made II the diners do not
drink. The effect of alcohol on a wo-
mans Will power and sense of moral
responsibility Is so we'll known that II
Is universally conceded there is special
danger to the woman who drinks. The
moral interests of society are In wo-
mems hands. and II they lead in the
right direction the prog ess OF the race
upward Is assured. The assured fact
that more than 10000 women were ar
rested In New York for drunkenness
last year ought to be sufficient to make
people think"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
WOMAN'S PRIORITY.
Anaconda Standard

Comes now Lester F. Ward, acute
sociologist. physicist student and in
vestigator. and asserts that the Bible
story of the creation Is wrong In more
ways than those ordinarily set up by
the advocates of the hieher criticism
Sociologist Ward takes up the creation
of Adam ard Eve as his speciality and
AYERS that Eve came first and that
Adam was the later arrival. And he
proves. to his own satisfaction, that he
is right in his contention.
Prof. Ward has convinced not only
himself but Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
rs we'll, that he Is correct. Mrs. Gil
man declares that she has known Il all
the time and that every woman In
stinctively feels It," She has possessed
the consciousness Of this important
fact all these years but has modestly
waited for some man to announce it.
NOV that Prof. Ward has tardlly made
the discovery. she hastens to indorse
his theory
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
FAVORITE IN THE BETTING.

| Despite the rumor that scion Of the
wealthy knight family Ia to be made
an apostle to fll the vacancy occn-
stoned by the death of Mariner w
| Merrill. the betting In strictly church
| circles still favors Major and President
| Richard w. Young
1t is noticeable that President Joseph
F, Smith recently took occasion to ex-
sit Major Young before tho congrega-
ton of Israel-praising the Major in
the Majors presence To those who
understand the inner workings this is
considered conclusive.
President Smith. at Logan last week,
made these remarks:
The fact that R w Young is a trusted
employee OF many important institutions
in our State. that he is president OF un
important stake OF Zion that he is a
confidence, love and esteem OF the people,
that his word is as good his bond is In
a measure due TO the fact that no man
living can say he ever went back on his
religion or his people l venture that he
would not be in as many positions of hon
or and trust were II not for that fact. and
IL does me good to know IT.
That is another way of saying that
Major Young is obedicnt to his file
leaders in all things, and Is advanced
accordingly. Every person who lis
tened 10 the remarks Of the chief hie-
rarch understood his meaning. Rel!-
gion to Joseph F, Smith can only be
observed by paying worship at the feet
of the living oracles, 10 heed their
counsel unquestioningly, TO say that
white is black when they insist that
white is black, to reverse ones posi-
ton and say that white is white when
they say white is white. to deny hay-
ing said either when they wish a de-
nlal-all these constitute religion as
Joseph F. Smith thinks It should be
observed. And the man who can do
this and look pleasant is the man who,
iu the Smith Judgment, is entitled to
hold positions of honor and trust"
1t is fortunate indeed for Major
Young that his lot has finally been cast
within ecclesiastical environment where
the Endorsement OF Joseph F. Smith
will be helpful and not hurtful to him
Were he out in the world, as he once
was, mingling with Judges and Officers
and gentlemen" the plaudits of Joseph
F, Smith, thrice forsworn traitor to
country and God, would be more OF a
burden than he could carry.
Yes. unless the hierarchy Is groom
ing dark horse for the race it looks
very much as IL Major Young would
carry off the apostolic money.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
MILITIA EFFECTIVENESS.

The Seattle Times takes occasion zeal
ously to disagree with The Tribune
as to the effectiveness of the militia
in time OF war. holding that "the as
sistsnce given by the National Govern
ment has placed tho militia of many
OF the States of the Union on a par
with the regular army" which is RI
diculous nonsense. 1t is true that there
is such a claim: IT is also true that
there has always been stupid lot of
buncombe about the effectiveness
OF the volunteer army that the
United States could instantly put
into the field. But it Is all catchy
clap trap; 1t has never been the fact.
and II never Will be.
The fact Is. that the National Guards
are not made up OF men who could
go into the service at call; and the or
ganiaztions don't go In, save in very
exceptional instances. Probably the
New York National Guard was as fully
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
PARODY ON PARODY.

The Deseret News sneers at Dowie as
an opera boufte prophet, and says that
the redemption Of man; that being the
work OF God. II is parody on parody
for the Mormon church organ 10 see
anything funny In Dowieisn- II is the
auintessence Of ridiculousness for the
Mormon prophet to question the au-
thority OF the Illinois Zion prophet. So
far as the world has any knowledge.
the mission of one is sS authentic as
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

the mission of the other. with far more
tho part OF Smith
But II ability" cannot redeem men.
as the News says. how is man to be
redeemed by lack of ability? Dowie
had the one and Joseph F Smith has
tho other.
DowIe collapsed despite his ability"
what must be the certain fate Of Jo-
seph F.'s projects with his inability?
The devotees Of the Smith cult are
wont TO say: oh. the church has sur
vived all theso years and no attack has
been effective against It. Therefore. IT
Will go on forever" That is equiva-
lent to saying that no error, which can
gain temporary success, Will ever
come 10 It's fall. and OF course that
Is an absurd conclusion. The Mormon
church organization flourished because
solidarity of It's followers. Today the
Mormon church organization Is threat
ened with disaster because of the lack
OF genius on the part OF Its hierarchy
the utter absence of sociological knowl-
edge, the sclflshness. the barbarous ag-
gressiveness, and the lawbreaking; and
because Of the disgust and disintegra-
ton of the mass.
The fall of Dowieism Is nothing COM
pared with the forthcoming fall OF
SmlthiSm
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
MODELS FOR WAX FIGUl

Warrington Star.
Didn't you know that wax
were modelled after real 4
spoke up the senior member oi
that manufactures wax models
trade. in mild surprise. e"'
thought every one knew that. u
sible that you have never rec
any of the likenesses?
Most OF them are ahop girls
models. or possibly artists
who are only too willing 10 pose
small sum thev get for lendlr
features to the firm. It's a rat
agreeable task, for a death ma
be made first. and then tho mod
from that; but it's only a mat'
half hour.
How much do the girls 81
about 81 an hour, the same as 7
lists models receive. 1t require
with regular features TO ma
model a success, In fact, we tr'
as near to the Greek outlines a
BILE.
IT'S getting 20 be alite a o
the posing for wax models,
there lis only room for compa
few. as when once the mask ls
is used for years. The change
tated Is i'm the hair-dressing ON
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
WHERE HE SLEPT

New York Press
DR.. David G. Wylie of the
Presbyterian church, quoting Z,
Bible the saying, Love not sle
thou come to poverty" told
lowing story OF a sleepy boy 10
ering OF West Side BOYS:
This boy" said the docto
been away from home for
weeks. so the mother wrote TO
ployer.
Dear Slr-My son is no hi
writing letters. VIII you pleas
how he IS getting on. And do
where he sleeps nights"
The employer, who in this cl
a grocer, sent an immediate rel
" Your son. said he. Sleeps
store in the daytime. I don
where he sleeps at night" a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
FROM THE JoKEMAKE

Hitherto Patient Board'
Starvem. I can stand havin
every day In the week. but W
Sunday you put raisfns in II 9
II mince pie 1 draw the llne.-I
Ter.
Aunt Abigail-Mrs- Mashie
surely not, She Is an awfuu
woman.
Miss Tissot-But she fiirts
rageously.
Aunt AbIgail-Yes. but only n
clergy. you know.-Detroit FREY
II swear TO you I cannot Nv
out my Wife.
You love her so?'
well not exactly that. You
has the money.-La Saeta.
Mrs. Schoppen-I want FIVE pa
sugar, please. -
thing else?
Mrs. Schoppen-No, that's
take 1t with me II II isn't TOO
package. ,u
Absent minded Grocer-Oh.
weigh three or four POUNDS II
Philadelphia Ledger.
II wouldn't call Daubson e
The pictures he paints are ~
But you ought to see nov
hornswoggles people into pusn
He's certainly an artist. kan
Ttr
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
WOMEN FAVOR PURE FOOD LAW

NC" 1ork Post.
Every houSek eeper In the land
should rejoice that the pure food bill
has az last oeen passed by the Senate
The House has passed several pure food
bills and there is no req son 10 doubt
that 1T Will indorsc the Senates action
1t VIII be a comfort to pUy unadultered
maple syrup, spices. coffees and pre-
serves But We shall not buy them in
spite OF tic law, unless we Insist upon
1t. Ir South Dakota. 1t has been as
serted, the women go TO market carry
ing a printed list of unadulterated
foods, and Will have noIhing else. This
Is probably an cNaggeration, for the
average housekeeDcr Is entirely toe in
dihercnt TO take GO much trouble Pure
food is like woman suffrage, if all wo-
men wanted IL they could have It The
law was made necessary by the apathy
of consumers. That same apathy may
make the law dead letter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

God ho cannot be loyal citizen OF
the United States; and to exclude him
from n seat In the lawmaking body
is not to attack his religion, but to
enforce the spirit OF the law against
aliens. The Christian Herald merely
states the case as Mormon authority
furnishes the proof
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
SNUBs AND SHOPS

Detroit Free Press
Harry Lehr, apropos of imper
said at a dinner at Newport:
The English love to be INN,
TO one another. Indeed, the mo
tocratic they are, the more, Il
they shower upon all sides thief
and insults
1.-TWO very great swells, one q
Duke and the other a young VI
brushed against each other on
at the theater.
THE Duke. anxious to snub 4
count. pretended to take him
usher. and said, holding out nis
Have you a programmed?
But the Fiscount. too quick
Duke. smiled and replied:
" Yes, thank you. my mani
one from the other fellow"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

p. But would either Judge King or Mai
Young. each being q Democrat. be Civ
Ing up much If he should become an
apostle with tho understanding that
nc must not aspire to political office7 2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

However, neither OF the land office
appointees. In the opinion of the hle-
rarchy. can make an ideal officer. as
he will pay no part Of his salary into
the tithing fund.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
SIGNS.
Wallace Irwin

Wallace Irwin.
our Public Institutions be
Ohltgfng to the last degree;
They're full OF things the people need.
Iheir roofs protect. their kitchens feed
Until the god of red-tape lines
The walls and halls with rules and signs
Our Libraries, the pompous homes
" 0t miles and miles of useful tones
w here all the ages show themselves
In calfskin bindings on the shelves
invite TO read-but when one looks
He sees the sign
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Regarding the disappointments the
utan Senators are getting at Washing
ton, Senator Sutherland has the disad-
vantage of not being able TO swear as
well as his apostolic colleague.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Perhaps the Sheriff thinks he can
make his institution popular by run
ming a matrimonial bureau in connec-
tion with 1t,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
NO DOGS ALLOWED,
HOME MISSION FIELD.

New York Times
From Greenlsnds $ icy mountains.
From Indin's coral strand.
From mlnistrlng to mountain whites.
Oh pray, recall the band
or Jealous gospel workers
In mission fields who roam;
Vast heathcn hordcs await them,
They've work much nearer home,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Mr.. Glove will. of course, not be so
discourteous as to leave Washington
without calling on his co-worker, the
Postmaster General.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Judge Parker's idea that the next
Democratic candidate for President
should come from the South VIII not
strike Mr.. Bryan as wise. as Nebraska
is not in the South
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Among the tasks of Utah's Senators
is now the one of trying TO look as IL
they liked the way they were treated
In the land Office matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

In asking for recommendations of
men for the Office of Adjutant- General,
Gov. Cutler may have thought it only
fair to ask Senator Smoot for one,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Even the most playful motormen
must be getting tired by this time of
carrying passengers past crossings into
the mud.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Now IL Herbert Williams, who was
married in Jail. will take another wife,
perhaps the Sheriff will feel that he
ought TO be allowed to go free.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Senator Smoot now remembers dis
tinctly that he was in favor of the re-
appointment of Mr. Hobbs to the land
office Registcrship.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

An unusually good attendance may
be expected at church today. the mil
linery openings having been we'll pat
ronized during the past week.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

At next falls conference, though,
Senator Smoot Will undoubtedly see
once more that IT is all right to sustain
church officials who are In polygamy,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Utah men who nave been deeply con-
cerned in the land office appointment
matter say they are satisfied with the
result, and Mr. Hobbs Is sincere.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Some of the Smoot witnesses will
doubtless find IT almost impossible
while on the stand to please Senator
Smoot and themselves
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Senator Sutherland is more than ever
convinced that he did right in voting
against the administration on the
Statehood bill.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
DON'T TOUCH THE BOOKS!

our Public Charities, were sure.
Are meant to benefit the poor.
ct many pauper there may moan
All day for bread-and get q stone.
While plainly marked upon the stair
He reads the Dlacard
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
KEEP OFF THE GRASS,

And so the grand S. P. Q. A
Goes on its self-sutflcient way.
Its portals open ut all times
To get the dollars and the dimes.
But to the crippled canine crowd
Showing the sign
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25

Though Gov. Cutler seemed TO fully
appreciate the High school drill given
in his honor he made speech to the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-03-25
Where The Tribune Is On Sale.

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