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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12

The number seven plays prominent
part in events in the Bible The crea
ton took six days, and on the seventh
there was rest. On the seventh day OF
the seventh month holy observance
was ordained, and the Israelites feast
ed seven days and rested seven days
Noah had seven days warning Of the
flood, and the seven years of plenty
were foretold in Pharaoh's dream by
seven fat beasts. as were the seven
years by seven lean beasts. We speak
of the seven heavens, and the seventh
son was supposed to be endowed will
pre-eminent wisdom. In short, there is
no other number which enters into the
Bible so often as seven. No doubt the
wide popularity of the number and the
superstitions which are connected will
it came from its wide use in the Bible
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
Deer Legally Killed.

Fish and Game Commissioner H. G.
Thomas has completed his list of deer
reported legally killed during the ten
days open season in October. Although
it was thought at first that the number
would be below that of a year ago it
became evident as the reports began to
come in that the number would be in
excess of that of last year and it was.
The total number is 634. Windsor
county still holds the record of the
greatest number killed, ia, which is 20
more than a year ago. The number
killed, by counties, is as follows: Addi-
son, 49, Bennington, Al; Caledonia, 18;
Chittenden, so; Essex, %; Franklin,
80; Grand Isle, Il Lamoille, 25; Orange,
60; Orleans, %; Rutland, 95 Wash
ington, So; Windham, So; Windsor,
ia. Total, 634.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
Womnn,n OnnortunitY.

Meeting a negro, certain southern
gentleman asked him how he was get
ting ON. The negro assumed troubled
look and replied:
"Oh, so far's physically goes I'm all
right, but I sure do have ma troubles
wifi ma wife,"
"Well, Sam, I'm sorry to hear that.
What seems to be the matterT
"She thinks money grows on trees, I
reckon. All de time she keeps poster
In me for pinch O. change. If it amt
a dollah it's half or quarter she
wants"
"What on earth does she do with the
money!"
II dunno. Amt nevah give her none
yet."-Philadelphia Ledger.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
New and old Bank Bills.

According to the Washington Post,
quoting cashier, bank officials do not
prefer fresh new bills to old ones,
Everybody doesn't care for new
greenbacks,' said cashier. 1T IS a
common idea that bank tellers do not
care to give UP crisp paper money. AS
a matter of fact, nine cashiers out or
every ten try to get rid of new money
as quickly as possible after receiving
1t. There is grave danger to the aver
nge paying teller in handling unused
money New bank notes stick togeth-
err. Frequently the ink is not thor
oughly dry. During our rush period
we handle a great deal of money. 1t is
the easiest thing in the world to make
mistakes with new bills when in a
hurry to relieve long line of waiting
patrons. When possible we give out
the new bills during hours when there
Is no rush. I'd rather pay out a mil
lion old bills than a hundred new
ones"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
The stRote of the Waves >

1t is a fayorite theory with the fish
ing and seafaring people on the north
east of Scotland that in a storm three
waves are strong and violent, while
the fourth is comparatively weak and
less dangerous. This succession they
call ''rote of waves" Fishermen re
turning from their fishing ground Offer
prove by experience the truth of theil
theory and hang back as they come
near the shore to take advantage OIL
the lull that follows, say, pretty reg
ularly after three big breakers.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
NORTH WALDEN.

], c. Stafford was called to South
birmingham, Mass, last week to attend
the funeral of a sister. He is the only
survivor of a family of II children.
Mrs. Mary Daniels of East Montpelier
is helping care for her sister, Mrs. Lyman
Orion, who remains in poor health.
Mrs. Florence McMahon Of East Hard
wick, former teacher here, has taken
the school for the winter term.
Mrs. Lillian Adams of California is
spending a few weeks with her sister,
Mrs. Ernest Orion.
Mrs, H. Graham, who has been caring
for Mrs. Ed Buck and little daughter,
has returned home.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12

do you expect to make business
man out of your SOM" asked an old
friend
mo, he's hopeless!" exclaimed the
father 81 gave him $1,000 bill the
other day, and the first thing he did
was to put 1t under microscope to see
what kind of germs it had on it,"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12

1t all comes around to one of two
things. With all married couples who
differ in habit, in taste, In opinion, in
mode of life, if there is to be any hap.
piness somebody has to learn to give
up or give up minding that there is a
difference. Either way is as good as
the other 1t is surprising how many
things are not Of any Importance If
one can only think they are not. -Har-
per's Bazaar
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
A Mean Insin ua ton.

Very gratilying" said a young and
conce:ted novelist. "A gentleman
writes me that he took copy of my
last work to read during a railway
journey, ana as result suddenly dis.
covered he had zone twenty miles be
yond his destination"
Dear me-" commented the young
authors friend; sleeping in trains is a
bad habitw
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
AT Summerville.

Miss Genevieve Shastany returned to
Laconia last Thursday.
Mrs. Fred Jackson's little son Fred
erick is very i'll.
Mrs. A. D. True is making visit
among relatives and friends in Charles
town and Walpole, N. H.
Ernest Davis of Bradford spent few
days at E. o. Mitchell's and returned
home Monday night.
Miss Annie Gibbons remains about the
same.
Miss Grace Smith of Barton Landing
is visiting at Mrs. Henry Shastany's
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
Episcopal Sale.

The streets of Tokyo were thronged
with people Friday afternoon and even
ing, despite the bitter cold weather.
Pythian Hall never looked more attrac-
tive and the ladies in charge dressed in
Japanese costumes were kept busy selling
their useful and fancy articles, nearly all
of them finding ready sale. The candy
table and mystery booth drew their
share of patronage, and an unusually
large number were served at supper.
The net proc eeds are in the vicinity OF
$50.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
Hnw II Was Done.

"Oh." remarked the first fox hunter
"you should have seen Mr.. Nuritch
take that high hedge"
you surprise me-" exclaimed the
other. II thought the horse he rode
wasn't much of jumper"
"Oh, the horse didn't take the hedge!
Mr.. Nuritch did it alone hiladel-
phia Press.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
"ReIIs of shanlon.,

In one Of the dormitories Of the
Irish college at Rome there is space
on the wall left unpapered and IN.
painted, whatever repairs the rest Of
the room may undergo, for there, care
lessly scrawled is tie first rough draft
Of Father Prout's Bells Of Shandon."
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
Shall We Tan Your Hide z

The average Stock Raiser hardly
realizes the value of COW, steer and horse
hides when converted into fur coats.
robes and rugs. Get the new illustrated
catalog of the Crosby Tristan Fur Co.,
Rochester, N. Y. 1t will be revelation
to you. And Crosby pays the freight"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
His Literary Bent.

"Father, when leave school | am
going to follow my literary bent and
write for money"
"Humph! My son, you ought to be
successful. That's all you've done
since you've been at school,"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12

The One--And you say this horse
hasn't any faults? The Other-Not a
single fault. The One-But he ap-
pears to be blind In his right eye. The
Other-Well, that's not his fault; it's
his misfortune Chicago News.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
The Kidneys

When they are weak. tor.
pid, or stagndnt, the whole
system suffers. Don't meg.
lect them at, this time, but
heed the warning Of the
aching back, the bloated
face, the sallow complexion.
the urinary disorder. and
begin treatment at once with
Hood Sarsaparina
which contains the best and
safest curative substances.
For testimonials Of remarkable cures
send for Book on Kidneys, No. o.
C. l. Hood Co., Lowell. Mass.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
Dainty Foods
Demand IL

N EVERY Receipt that calls for cream
of tartar, soda, or baking powder, use
the Royal Baking Powder. Better results
will be obtained because of the absolute
purity and great leavening strength of the
Royal. 1t will make the food lighter,
sweeter, of finer flavor, more digestible and
wholesome. 1t is always reliable and uni
form in its work.
Alum and phosphate baking powders
some of them sold at the same price and
some of them cheaper-will make neither
dainty nor wholesome food.
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO. NEW YORK.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12
PASSUMPSIC.
Sparrow-Russell.

At the residence of the brides parents,
Mr. and Mrs. E H. Russell, Wednesday
noon, Dec. 5, by Rev. A. S. Gilbert, pas
tor Of the Baptist church in this place,
William E. G. Sparrow of Passumpsic
and Miss Bertha Elizabeth Russell ofSt.
Iohnsbury, on the Fairbanks Village
road from this place, were united in mar
rage. Only the immediate family of the
bride were present. After the wedding
breakfast they started for Boston by the
way of Danville Green and Barnet village
They will sail on the Saxonia, Dec. II,
for Mitcheldean, England, where they
will spend three months with Mr.. Spar
rows people, after which they will re-
turn and dwell in our midst.
1t is to be regretted that Sparrows are
so easily frightened for on account of this
failing they gave themselves much need
less hardship and exposure, while those
who occasioned this wild fight of the
birds were peacefully sleeping in their
beds, little dreaming of the mischief they
had wrought by their idle threats. One
robin does not make summer but the
fight of two Sparrows makes winter.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1906-12-12

The Ladies' V. |. S. held their annual
sale and supper Thursday night, and
while on account of sickness and bad
weather it was not as well attended as
was wished, good time was reported
by those who did attend, and 500 was
added to the treasury. The committee
desire to thank all those who so cheer
fully did Their part to make it success.
Chester Burnell of Merideth, N. H.,
spent Sunday with his sister, Kate, at
the home of their aunt, Mrs. S. p. Pin
ney.
William Sparrow and Miss Bertha
Russell entertained their friends at Miss
Russell's home, last week Tuesday even
ing. A musical program was furnished,
refreshments served, and fine time was
the verdict of all present. In view of the
coming event the guests presented the
host and hostess with silver knives, forks
and spoons. Their friends wish for them
a long and useful life with much happi-
ness and prosperity.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
Gin @prt Der Sebersianua.

Gin tiirtii6eS Spri6port iaat:
Gin Starr pirft ben Wiiblitein in
Zen Srunnen mo bunoert @jeiheiote
brin9en i'm niht mieber bieraus. "
SaS lit flnr unb berltGnolid5 ieinenl
8ortIinne nah, e6enio liar aber lit
eS audi, oaB puS Sprihiport nod
ipeiter rei6t. 9ei6t lit perfiibren.
aber ben Serfiibrteu nieber allf ben
re6ten 8ea 5u bringen, fat unmogs
lib, 9ei6t lit eS Den Ienihen Die
aopfe 81 peroreben. aber i6per, Tie
linen pieoer 6ureht 81 ieben. Gin
etl5i9es boieS Seilpiel perbirbt mebr,
ais Sebn Sreoiger ouibnIeu t0nnen;
elm ein5i9es rdubi8es S6af itedt
Sunoerte 9eiunbe an. Benn Elm
iun9er Mann ooer ein WGbden nit
Is Snbreu Elm ein3iges 0tal an
liioerliher G'eienifaft tommt. 10 fam
burh hieieS ein6ige DIAL al Sas
6~erltort perben. pn @(tern, 2ebrer
unb Seeliorger lett is Sabreu 9es
pflnn5t bnbeu. Gin %erleumoer
fam nit brei Borten Die @brc unb
ben 9uten Nomen cineS tu~9enbiamen
Mnunes 10 bel6nmBen. naB bieier
ieiu 2eben lang niht mebr ole Wiafel
9dno abpiiden fam.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
BUR 0aituns bes Rinbpiebs.

@or alien Sinsen baltic man Dos
Iaitpieb INNER geboris rein mn
lese ibm oft fril6es Strob inter;
and mus Der Staa bon 3eit 81 3eii
seliiftet iperoen unb cine slei6mdBi9e
@drme bebalten.
Sopann reiSe man baS @ieb gum
nnbaltcnben Sreiien. mas purd oites
rem @efiel bes Sutter gelhiebt. 2ebs
teres beltebt am belten aus gelben
Hil6en, gan5 Helm e~ebadten 8renns
neIieln nnb 9eihroteten grbien.
iuel6e man porber eingepei6t unN
nit SGdiel permii6t bat. @udl
lebe man DEM Slstter mitunter etrpas
pulperiiirten SpieB9lun5 5u unn
trdnte pas Sieb oft nit @aiier. in
weldem &Ieic ODER Sdrot anges
men9t iii.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
Sest ME has sfapnlier ab.

Cine brape fntbpliide 2ebrerss
frau, Nutter elmer b~liibenoen
Siuoeri6uar, mar an einem ihmiilen
Sommcrtage nit 8ai6en bei6dftist.
Bon Der i6pereu Nrbeit 9au5 in
SdpeiB gebaoet, legte lie ibr Sfas
puiier ab unb hing es auf einen i'll
Der NGbe beiinblihen Stubl. 9a
borte lie ploeli6 fldgIihe Silferufe
un0 lmites Webflagen ibrer ainber.
sic bdtten on einem 9a6e geipielt.
Der i'll Der 9tdbe Der @obnung bnS
Gtdothen ourdflob uno III Der Solge
beftiser @epitterregen in Der porbers
gegan9enen Ndbt 81 einem reiBenoet
CHROME a%n9eipadien mar. Son
elmer ettieblihen Nn9it erfaBt,
itilr6te Die Nermite biunuS. Sd
lab lie ibr fleinltes Sinh ihon III
Den pilben Strunel treiben; elm
Shweiterhen. bas Dem gobD 81
&illie ellen ipollte, fuar tobteSmutbi9
III Die @elen 9eiprumeen, Elm ans
bereS Der @ei6piiter ebenfaaS uno
mn rangen iie nlle Srei nit Dem
SOrc. %er5iueifhm9Spoa pagte ole
WtItter oaS Seben. pile fanoen
ibr @rdb IN Den brauieuben @o9en
mn eine pebfld9cnpe Menae itnno
nm llier. obnc 6iilic leiiten Si f6ns
nen; benn Der game cntlebli6e Dor
pnna bate lid nit Der S6neaigfcit
zines @cbanfenS p~oll3ogen. Nui
Dem etu6( nbcr hing oaS Sfapulier.
Elm riibrenbes 3euguiB Der. Suseno
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
gclltel aeIeibt unb Der giifItanb I'M

8eutel seletbt unb Der Giidltanb I'M
@eutel ausgeprebt. Ser erbdltene
Snft miro nod)mals cine Stunbe &C.
fod)t; maj ieet Damn etipas 3lfer 5l
nno ldBt i'm nit oemielben fofen,
bierauf ipirb ser Saft in Elm Stein>
ober 5oI3aefdb geidittet, aefiiblt
rrh nod laitparm NIT etpds 6efe
IN 8dbrun9 gcbraft. 6at er II
biz Is Stunoen ge9obren, 10 piro
Der @ein nuf elm SAB gefiut uub
iuie nelier 8ein i'm Seller rpeiter be-
banbelt. Na6 brei big bier Woz
lloten fam Der 8ein a~bge5p9en tperz
Den. 9a er ldngere 3eit dbiebt,
10 ut es 5ipedmdSig, i'm Dor benz
IbfIlen IN 6loihen mebrntals in ein
anoeres SAB %ab5uIaiien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
Die susiaat bcs ssinter . Moaaens,

Wit Der Hpg9ens Nrsiaat piro gee
lpObnlif Der S%erbftnnbau %beaonnen.
MIR in rauhen 8ebiresseeenoeu pirn
8ei5en Dor Hoggen beitelt. Sc
frib5eitiser Der Hosseu in ben 30
ben fommt, umio GROCER miro unter
ionft gieiden @erbaltniien Der 3ors
ners grtras. Sriibiaat lit Inn 10 ans
se5eister. ais Der Hogsen i'm Sriibs
iabr balS 5u ihoiisn beeinnt. baber
iidl ihon i'm Serbft frGftig beitoden
mub. @ei gutter Seitoduns lit ihon
I'M Serbit elm gang pinSi9er Iebrens
aniae sebiloet.
BUR Saat bermenoe man bie
idperiten unb idouiten. grim
grauen a0rner nit ti~eflieeenben
aeimen. Sic 8eimfdbisfeit bes
8ogeenS erlii6t i6on nab Dem
5~fpeiten Sabre. pesbalb itets Samen
Der poranaesangenen @rnte aenoms
men peroen iou. Gelterer &oggen
sebt auberbem frat auf. 8ossen
aus benz Suben 5eist raide gnte
lpidlilus unb seipdbrt sroSeren CIR
traa, Sir raube @esenpen lit ies
bod Der Samenbe5ug aus Dem Nora
Den mebr 5u empfeblen. neil bort
aus Dem Siioen be5ogener Go9een
leidter aliSipintert.
Sic S%aatmenge fam ettpas i6pds
der. als bonn Wei5en. genommen
lperpen, tpeil Die 8oegenforner etpas
leidter uno fleiner als Die 8ei3ens
former iinb. Sc serinser unb uns
9iinitieer Die Gage. nm 10 itdrfer
muB seidet peroen, rno unter Be-
rildiidtiguns be1en miro Sober mad
ieiner eiaenen Grfabrnng bas erfors
perlihs Saatqllaiitum pro Icre be-
ltimmen fonnen. gu beriidiihtigen
iii babel %ferner. bab Die Sriufpeite.
beionbers duf ~trodenem Sooen uni
bel freier Gage, ense (3-5 3oa)
bemeIien tpirb. Staunenroaeen bin
gesen bri0t mau nlf 6-7z9 3oa.
@s seniiet, ben 8ossen IL 3ol
tief. bel oberfldflih trodenem 90
BEN 2-3 3oa tief unter5ubringcn.
Sieferes l~lnterbrinsen p~erSogert Die
aeimung uno Die Siloun9 Der
4ronenlpnr5eln.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
Slitihlas uub Slide.

8enn Ser Slit in einen SiI66es
bdlter eiuihldst. 10 periIriaht err, TO-
fern niht iofortige @aNerausipedies
lung mpslih. bas Nbiterben pieIer.
penn nidt aller Siihe. Sieie
tauhen inter, Inn nnh furser 3eii
tuieoer aufs uno Damn mieoer unters
Sltauhen. Nah Dem 3tpeiten @ms
portnuden fommen tic gemobnlid
lhou iterbenb NIT ben Sduhen mad
pben 9efebrt uii Der @aiierilGhe an,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
Nplmnocrbcermein.

Solmbcrbeeripein lit elm biIliger
uuo noh ldn9erem Bayern iebr gut
ltmedenber @ein. Mtan ldBt boil
itdnbia reiie uuo bon Den Stielen
nb9epiliidte 0eeren 8pei Stunoen IN
meidem @aiier foden. Der Salt
miro ourd einen eroben leineneu
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
gieriak ais @eiufaf.

Gin @ierfab ldbt iih. BON Ser
Sehihiht befreit. audi ais elm 8eins
fnB periuenoen. Nad Dem Iuss
bobeln Der Tefidiht miiiien Die
SdNer nod m~isgebdmpft iperben. Sit
Dies ni6t mpglih, bebanpelt man tic
nit fohenbem @alier. Dem 5mei Yros
sent Sobn Sugeieet puroen. Sas
SAB pirb nit Der beiBen Sliiiiias
felt geiiilt uno aeiudlSt. Sas @ers
fobren miro pieoerbolt. bis Die abs
lauienbe Srilbe liar lit. Sann ldsi
man ons SAB NIT foltem @aiier
rubi9 lteben. SpGter ipirb nod,
einmdl 9ereinigt unb eiugebramnt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25

uno SrOmmisfeit Der Grmlten Muts
ter, Die lid oieies S6uemantels Der
lieben @ltter @ottes ~oer6dnaniBe
polerpeiie in bemielbeu Iugenblide
beseben bate, ba Tie SenieIben am
meilten bebarf.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
@tntcrialat.

Inn Ifoncn Winterialat 5u 3iehen,
lpiro Der Samen Iufang Septem6er
IN oas freie anb biinn nlIsgeidet,
iporaIf man Die Yflan5en Damn entz
peoer iteben ldBt ODER auf anpere
9eete etlua in bieien Sagen, am
Gnoe September, periebt. Sizes gez
ldiebt in tleinen Surfen, ipelhe
gum S6rb ge9en Die pinterlife
Sonne. D. b. ge9en bas ofte Iufs
tbaueu uno @ieoergefriereu. ihiiben
iouen. Gs lit ourhals 5~pedmdbig.
8u ben IusIaaten, no Die iun9en
Yfldn5fen bon Infans an ben
Winter binburh I'M 8eete bleiben,
ebenfaas bier big flint 3ou tieie
Surhen 81 3ieben, uno 5tpar 10,
Dab Die a%uf9elporfene grbe geaen
Iittag bin 81 liegen fommt. ipoab
onrh bieielbe Die Come ettuas a6aez
balten fpirb. Sci i6neeloIer &Glte
lit es iebr gut. ben @interialat, ipz
lpobl Den geideten, als ben perpilan3s
ten, nit Sannenreis loder gu ilbers
oeden. Sm Sriibiabr piro Damn
Der Vooeu UNI Die Salatpilan5en
bernmt gut .gelofert man 9;bt,
iotpie cine itrensere adlte u,tt mebr
5u befurbten lit, eineu angeineiienen
Sun9guB ober man umlegt Die
Yflan5en NIT fur5enr Siinger. @nbe
Wai ooer Infang Sum- erntet man
ben @interialat. pel6er in Der on
sriinen @emiiien iebr armen 3eits
periooe einen suten aopfialat ~liefert.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25

Sat man alte Siibner. melhc
mar 9erne obihaiien mill. 10 iolte
man oieies MN balb tbuu, ba man
ieet ooiiir cute Sreiie erSielen fam.
SpGterbin iinp bieie Sreiie serinser.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25

@eieaidaiten Die gemein.
ihoitlih cine Teiie MAIDEN poaen,
mogen lid on Die Sainois Central
Stoot : Sidet Office in DUBUQUE
menoen, mo ooielbit Den Sortbeil
bernbaeiester Yreiie Su beniisen,
ole iiir peri6ieoene Yunfte i'm Nor.
ben Often Siiben uno @eiten be.
lteben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25

Smmer berielbe.
gSerr Profeiior baben brei
8riQen?"
oIaerbingsl - Cine eebrau6e if
gum 2eien, cine fir Die Serne, uno
nit Der britten iuhe i6 sepobnlif
Die nnoern 5fpet!"
Gin Iantofielbelb.
Gr3t (aus Dem &ranfen3immer
fommenb) rSbre Srau barf alir
beute fem 8ort iprefen; laiien sic
bas ia ni6t ailber IGtl"
@atte (509erno) ~G6, mein be-
lter Serr Softor, mo6ten Sic ibr
hns niht lieber ielbit iasenl?"
Shmeidelbafte Ansrebe.
Sic: .Sieb NAL, IGnn6en. bo
briiben fonntelt 9u mir ipobl einer
neuen Sonneni6irm f%aufen. Der
meme lit idon gang befeft."
@r: 1Nein. S6as. On bit meine
Come, uno Die mill i6 mir burf
feinen Sdirm perbunfeln Iai1en."
y ~ y
Ylnitiih.
sWaritm iagen Sic: Gin grr0t6er
i6lih lih iiber bns Intlie Der bolber
In9efla9ten?" fraste Der @ebafteur,
DWeil", enteeenete Der &eporter,
ynuf ibrem @eii6t 10 bel Siiber lag
baB has @rrDtben idlei6en mubte.
Inn ni6t 5u piel Staub auf5us
pirbeln."
Gin licbes Ginn.
so, Sdns6en, Sei9' Dem Germ
Softor iGou Die 3unse."
~Soa i6 linn auf cine LANCE
NaIe oa5u mn6en?"
Seine Gdm.
8utsberr (5um Saubirten) .Sie
iinb na6ldiiis in Sbrem Sienit, Sic
fonnen eebenl"
Saubirt; IS, mas perben's aber
na6ber meine SGu ba5u iaeen2l"
Haffiniert.
Srember: DSonnerpetterl @uei
StraBenpflaiter ut aber bunbes
miierdbel, bas fonnte ar1 nal err
nerert nerbenl"
@inbeimii6er: ga, piiieu Sic,
unIer Siirgermeilter ut 9ihners
alleensS perateur unb Der ldBt's
ni6t 5u."
@alsenbnmor.
Ser 8efdn9niSoireftpr ;beIidJtig1
Die Sele zines Strdflinss. Sielcl
erbebt iih bon ieinem Sip, poraui
Ser Director 81 linn ia9t: ~9leiber
Sic nur rubig iieen."
Strdfling: .Ih nee, id bnb' ia
nod bret Sabre lang 3eit gum
Sibenl"
Aus benz @erihtsiaal.
Mihter: sic iinb bes Siebitabls
bon 8ilb unb @efliisel beifulbigt
mas bdben Sic gu Sbrer 8edtfer1
tigrng por5ubringen?"
.gs lit bait Elm llneliid. baf
meine Sran friiber Serrihaftsf0d;ir
mar, oa lam lie MIR 10 feline Sader
tofenl"
y y =
Der 8eleimte.
Ser feline Iar (ber BEL ieinem
Snfel auf Seiud iit): rIber Nnfel.
mas mar beun bel Dir ent5pei?"
Snfel: D8arum frasit Su io?"
Ser feline Mar: .Yapo iagte
neuIih, er bate Sid tpieoer einral
9eleimt."
2arlSbab 5ebrt.
81: y0eplorb paren auh in
a%arlsbab. pie piel Yiuno baben Sic
perloren?"
g.: rOb, ierr bin, adttunberi
Yt1nb."
o.: .Ni6t mo9li6. sic piesen ia
faum bunbertunbflnf5i9 YhInb."
g.: 80, uenn sic meinen Sleiihs
oefpiht, nab ih berloren fem Yfnur
Sett, uaber nab ih perloren a6t'
pnnDerf YIuHo SferilHg!
- y y
ltnuer5eiblih.
Iat6ematit : Yrofeiior (Su ieis
ner Sodter) .8aS? Serliebt biz
.Su? unp nod ba5u in BEN 81. @ers
ner, Der bel mir in Der glaebro
3aApriiiuna bate? Sa bat er lid
idon ipieber perrednet."
~ ~ y
Hudc.
Sunge Srau tam Gage na6 oer
Sod3eit Dor einem Sutlaoen)
.8ei6t Su nod. ggon. pie mir uns
fennen eelernt baben?"
Or: 80 ia; es mar III einem
ibeubliheu Te9enpetter, 5iuei Stuns
ben mar ih binter unb neben Din
bergeeangen. pbue ben WtiItb 6u fins
Den, Sir meiuen Shirm an3ubieten.
Srau (6orni9) ga. mnb nab
reno Der 3eit peroarb mein ganSel
Sut, bas babe ih mir bamals 3uges
lhporen, penn i6 Sid gum Weanr
frieate, IoQteit Su mir baiilr bii6er
,tnS u,tu itt nor O,tnprhI;d "a
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1906-09-25
.nte photographer

tounrn uur bon Grpsrteu berseitelt werbsi.
IS gilt bel oeren Ssrltelune Gr"iabruma
gu babeu, paiiclbe Nopia nlo 60rpsritequIs
gen ;n beatter. oas p~aiienoe 9i6t. unS
S9atienuerbGlmiB Si tennsu nno baum
oih ole n0tbisen, oft re6t fofipisliaeu
sIpparote su babeu. 0isies allies III pors
bauoen. wenu Sbr Sure 9botosrapbie pou
mir madeu lniiet.
u. 8. Wae&emSie,
1878 Clap OR. Dubuque, 60