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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
MUSKRAT HUNTING REVIVED
BY ST. JOHN HUNTERS.
Find Colony East OF TOwD-Use Long
Spears With Which they Spear the
Animals Under the lee.
Especial to Lake County Times).

st. John, Ind, Dec. 22.-Muskrats
are uncommonly numerous this year,
larger number being reported than
in any previous season. Peter Schu-
macher, August Koehle and Adam Cart
have captured seventy-five of the
animals in a pond one half mile east
of St John, where they have regular
colony, and report that there are many
more left. They claim that besides
winning valuable furs 1t is better
sport than any other hunting. especi-
ally at the present time, because the
ice Is just thick enough to bear the
men and thin enough to show the
swimming muskrats. which are caught
by means of a spear thrown through
the ice.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Cheer up boys! says the Duluth
Tribune, Valentines day doesn't arrive
until seven weeks after Christmas, and
with the aid of an excellent salary you
can doubtless catch up with your holt
day debts before the next occasion for
remembering her handsomely rolls
around
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Well, hardly. He simply passes up that
dish and wades into some other Of the
many dishes that do suit him. It is
different with some newspaper read
ers. They find an item occasionally
that does not suit them exactly. and
without stopping to think that it may
please hundreds Of other readers, make
a grandstand play Of their insanity and
hasten to the Office to stop their paper
Editor and Publisher.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Gross sales of Steel company for the
year is nearly $7oO,00O.000 net about
S155, 100000. This shows earnings Of
about 1914 on the common stock and
also the immense business of the com
pany. J. l. D.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
SOUTH WATER STREET MARKETS.

Chicago. Dec. IA better feeling
prevailed IN the market for butter;
Supplies continue too small for local
consumptive requirements and the
price TO retailers was advanced = c on
tubs and prints. In the poultry mar
ket trade was not so active as of late.
arrivals being smaller, with buyers
taking less. Prices show no change.
Eggs sell readily at the advanced
prices.
Quotations on round lots ranged:
Butter-Receipts, 4.414 tubs. Extra
creamery, jobbfng, 3Ic; price to re-
2 2ao seeons ET1R a{e Jnhe eR RtS
q 2ee; renovated, asa FAC; dairies,
Cooleys, &c; nrsts, 24425 packing
stock. $50 1910.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
HEARD ON THE BOURsE

New York, Dec. 24.-Reading was the
whole thing; It broke the list and the
Hill stocks came in at the last to help
make the market pretty sick One good
house went to the wall and its custom
ers are all from Philadelphia. the home
Of Reading.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
almost hut Not quite.

Running q newspaper, says a Texas
editor IL Just ike running a hotel
Only a little different. When a man
2ees into hotel and finds something
ca the table which does not suit him.
what does he do7 Does he get up and
tea the hotel man to stop his old hotel7
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
The Right Thing.

Good for Miss Stubs. the new state
staustioian. She has some idea Of
her own. She has Just revised the
blank TO be sent out to the county
auditors so that information Will be
collected not only as to the number
~ miles Of improved roads in the state
bat also the number of miles Of IN
Improved roads.-Crawfordsv Jour
nal
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

To subscribers. Readers of the
Times are requested to favor the
management by reporting any irregu-
larities in delivering. Communicate
with the circulation department, OF
Telephone Ill.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
Stocks Grain and Provisions.


Cattle receipts. 1900; market 1Oc to
15c higher.
Sheep receipts. 10000; market &C
higher.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
he EXPLAINS a MIRACLE"
Shows How the Blood of sSt. Gen.
marc at Naples Is Liquefed,
He Alleges.

He Alleges.
Rome, Dec. 24.-An interesting ex-
pertinent was conducted at the Peoples
palace here when Signor Giacci gave
q visible and comprehensive demon
stration of the yearly miracle" of the
hquefying OF the blood Of St. Gennaro,
which is kept in phial in the church
Of ST Gennaro at Naples.
Signor Giacci explained and showed
that this change was effected by the
use of a chemical combination known
to the aneients for the preservation Of
blood. and that blood treated with it
hquefies at a certain temperature.
Signor Giacci performed his expert
ments with calfs blood. adding thereto
substances the nature of which he did
not reveal. He will make a scientific
communication in the matter.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Bank statement was almost as good
as last year. the reserve almost up to
same figures. The decrease in loans
was a disappointment as it was ex-
pected the liquidation early in the
week ought to have made that a great
deal larger.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Copper Atchison, Baltimore & Ohio,
Steel and Brooklyn show great strength
even when the market was very bad
Some big interest is taking them and
seems to want them without bidding up
Copper will not break; it seems to be
wanted all the time.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Bank Of France is getting ready to
assist in London with a bank loan Of
some 10000, 600. The Russian govern
ment viii soon redeem 800, 900 Of
its French bonds. The country seems
to be all quiet now and the revolution
died an easy death.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Union Stock Yards, Dec. z4.-IioSs
TODAY. $4,000; market steady:
I.ight, $500 to 6.22: mixed, $6.O5 to
627; heavy, $3.50 to $50; rough, $3.50
to $685..
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Not, however. until your Christmas
bills come in will you really under
stand how those Toledo ice men feel as
they face the possibility OF a $4,000,
600 6ne
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Hill stocks had no support at all and
were left entirely to the mercy of the
bear traders who pounded them
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Copper and Steel are we'll bought and
seem to be wanted. So far they have
not been able to break them.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Omaha Receipts-Hogs, 5000; cattle,
Kansas City Receipts-Hogs, 5000;
cattle, 5000; sheep, 1000.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
LIVE STOCK MARKET.

Union Stock Yards, Dec. 24.-Hogs
closed active, at advance.
Light, $6.05 to $50; mixed, 500 to
6:35; heavy, $3.50 to 6.37; rough, $3.50
Cattle and sheep closed strong.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Duluth-Today, holiday; last week,
81; last year holiday
neapolis-Today, 619; last week.
622; last year, holiday.
Chicago-Today, So; last week, 109i
last year, holiday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Best posted OF the stock brokers
have it on high authority that we will
have little furry in money again be-
fore the New Year, but after that is
over they are assured the financial sit
uation will mean easier money and
higher prices for stocks.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Atchison seems to be pretty well
handled by the Berwyn pool, they do
not let it go off much and nobody seems
to have much Of it for sale
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

To get almost anything you want.
spend dime for a LAKE COUNTY
TIMES swami ad."
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Dunn & Bradstreet say we have made
new high record in holiday trade.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Figures nefer lie. because II deg dit
We could all make bluf at being
rich.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Yum half red world is afraid IT wiz
nefer get der chance to de der udder
half.-George Y. Hobart in \. Y.
American.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
GRAIN MARKET.
WORLDS Shipments.

Chicago, Dec. 24.-Wheat: Last
week, S,624,000; previous week, 1885,,
600; last year, 11,24S,000.
Corn-Last week, 371,30O; previous
week, 4,348,000; last year, 4,6S9,o0O.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

American Steel Foundry in Novem-
Der was earning at the rate of II per
cent on its common stock after allow
ing full dividends on the preferred.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

THE LAKE COUNTY TIMEs-cIean,
concise, complete.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Chicago. Dec 24.-Cars lots today:
Wheat, IS; corn, STA; oats, 233.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

It amounts TO a big grocer's bill ven
a man tries to feed hts vanity.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24
Between Trains
DINIxELSPIELERS.

To dem vot hand lemons shall lem
ons be gifen.
1t is hard york for a suffering man
to make a blun.
Success nefer shakes hands nit a
man dot has a lazy arm
Be sure you vas right. den 70
ahead ind ask your wife abouid it.
II you donan'd took any chances you
doand got many advances.
Some people start ouid to do right
but Fate hands dem transfer.
Books vas great help to man
eggspecialy bank book.
It amounts TO big grocer's bill ven
a man tries to feed his vanity.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Books vas great help to a man
eggspecialy bank book.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Be sure you vas right. den 20
ahead und ask your wife abouid it.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1906-12-24

Some people start ouid to do right
but Fate hands dem a transfer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21
B. & Q. r. r. 4.
Schedule Effective May %, 1906.
cLARKssuRo. W. VA.
: Daily. Daily except Sunda!
2 Sunday only.
heduIe Effeetive May q, 19O6.
cLARKseuRo. ". va.
9fAIN LINE, EAsTBoUND.

MAIN LIN H. H4fAfo1BOD NJ.
Cumberland, Washington, Balti-
more, Philadelphia and New
York, Depart %8.52, am, %5.35
pm. 1895 pm.
Arrive *1253 am, $3.50 an
"7.2S pm.
Grafton Accom-, Depart 40 22 am,
x7.1S pm. Arrive *7.26 am,
1910 pm, 1902 pm. :
MAI. LINE, wEsTBouSD-
Parkersburg, Cincinnati, LON vile
& St. Louis, Depart %12 IS AFR.
1855 am, 1928 pm Arrive
1859 am, $3.50 pm, 1885 pm.
Parkersburg Accom-, Depart 70 26
am, X3.40 pm. Arrive *I0.22
am, X7.1S pm, 20. 05 pm.
W. VA. & PITTS, NoRTaBoUED.
Connellsville and Pittsburg, Depart
x6.l5 d. m, z10.25 a. m. xd0 &c
am. Arrive 1880 pm, x11.o5
x4.15 pm, x11.O5 pm.
pm.
Fairmont and Morgantown, Depart
x6.15 am, z1025 am, 1880
am, x4.00 pm, z7.o5 pm. Ar
rive xS.40 am, z9.25 am, 1850
pm, x4.oo pm, x11.O5 pm.
W. VA. S PITTS. soUTHBoUED.
Weston, Depart x6.00 am, z10.2e
am, x11.25 am, z4.00 pm
Arrive X6.i5 am, 1855 am,
z9.40 am, 1900 pm, 1905 pm.
z7.05 pm.
Pickens, Depart x6.oo am, z7.55
pm, Kills pm. Arrive 1855
an, z9.4o am, x7.05 pm.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

Justus' ice cream served Wednes-
day and Saturday at Haley's, 432
Pike street. jun29tf
Justus' ice cream served Wednes-
day and Saturday at HaIey's, 432
Pike street. jun29tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21
DeadIN serpent Bites.

Are as common in India as are
stomach and liver disorders with us.
s. A. Brown, of Bennettsville, S. c.,
says: "They restored my wife TO
perfect health, after eyars of suffer-
ing with dyspepsia and a chemically
bladder disorders. Sold on guaran-
tee by F. G. Bland, druggist. Price
so cents.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

Cure the headache and no not af-
feet the heart. Youngs Headache
Powders, at all drug stores, 10
cents, ian29tf
Nothing but cream in Justus' ice
cream. juns9tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

Redwood ans intermediate points.
Depart 1900 am, x11.25 am.
Arrive 1900 pm, KOS pm.
Webster Springs, Depart xll.st
am. Arrive X2.o0 pm.
WEST VA. SHORT LINE.
New NLartinsgille s. Wheeling Ac
com, Depart 10 am. X2.50 pm
Arrive Nils am, 1910 pm
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

ANTED-Two crew. managers
and agents for road work, expert
ice unnecessary A great oppor-
|inS$y for hustlers. Call between z
id 8 pm. Meade Bros. & Co, 403
Iifth street. jy8tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR SALE-one fine building
sc, 6sx14o, corner Lee and Chest
int streets also one on. Point Com
.ort, 6Ox1S5, and an eight-rooiD
house, with all convenience on
Chestnut street, lot 40x196. Terms
3 suit purchaqer. See @. l.. Ford
G Co, Tailors. sept8tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

Lots s19 and $50 Fair Ground
addition to Clarksburg. Write for
ternis Address, The Real Estate
okerRge Exchange, New Martins
Tills, w. Va. n17-mwf-tt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21
auditor and Account an
Public SfeHographer

EUGgJlC StGlEOGIafVS4GE
OeVisl1g and Installing LSystems
Contracts for
Keeping sets OF Books for Corpora
ticns Partnership Concerns. on
GERS OF Clubs and Private IN
diYidualS.
am new prepared to take care
all special work pertaining to Audit
ing, Accounting, Opening and Closing
Sets of Books, and pevlsing and In
stalling Syst ems. You can more
reaNily negotiate capital for your en-
terpI iSeS through an Accountant than
a Broker: CirculariziDg viii not do
TODAY: personal solicitation is the only
sure way. ] have an especial clientele
Of capitalists throughout tn S section
sion as an Accountant for the past few
W ars ilus brought me into touch with
the wealth OF these sections, and
have associates who will assist me in
presenting your proposition In person
Eew investors will entertain PROPOSE
ton WiuhOue Il figured statement eau
be shown, illustrating actoal or pros
pective profits, drawn up by an indie
pendent Accountant OF reputey and
this is the basis of any successful
Rotation I have also engaged au ex
pert stenogTapler to attend 70 the
public wants along the line OF stem
oRraplic work.
FRANK a. WILSON
5I7-Is OAK HALL BLDG.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

W. R. Ward, of Dyersburg, Tenn.
writes ''Thfs is to certify that 7
have used Orino Laxative Fruit Sy-
rup for chronic constipation, and ii
has proven, without a doubt, to be
a thorough, practical remedy for this
trouble, and it is with pleasure I
offer my conscientious reference.
S6ld BIZ Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

f. c. Welch, the plumber and gas
filter, guarantees his work. lie
does it right. See him on East
Pike street. 14j1m
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21
FOR RENT-Two-story

FOR RENT-Two-story brick
business building with basement.
store room and six rooms with bath,
suitable for dwelling. Large stor-
age room ON rear Of. lot Address
Charles johnson, Fleetwood, W. Va,
or call at Telegram office j11tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

WANTED-An experienced ser.
want to do general house and
laundry work. Reference required.
Good wages. Mrs, Harvey F..
Smith. j7tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS in own
community. $4,000 capital re-
Iuired. Good salary to right party
Bona -fde real estate proposition
Address New Martinsyilie Improve
ment Co, Wheeling or Steelton, w.
Va. oct2Otf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

WANTED-Man or girl to cook
and do general homework. APP
ply to Charles r. Thompson, corner
of Locust and Sycamore SITS. j7tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

Stogie makers at the r..
Koblegard Co. factory. j2otf-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
room, with all modern conven-
fences and privilege of bath. In
quire at 127 w. Pike street. asst
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-Desira he houses, all
modern improvements. Central
ly located. Reasonable rent Haze
Morgan, Atty, room i Irwin build
ing. july2tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

Who's furnishing gas fixtures for
your new house? Try Z. G. Welch.
East Pike street. 14j1m
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-Three rooms for
ligth housekeeping, privilege of
bath; rent reasonable. Apply at
Theodore Reichert's barber shop, at
31S w. Pike street. 19j3t*
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

Fc)R SALE OR RENT-Two-storY
store building, rooms 20x64 feet:
NO warerooms attached, 12x3o feet; ;
me stable adjoining, 16x1s feet.
Did established stand for IS years.
Possession to be given Apri! LIST.
ocated in Admission, w. Va. For
urther particulars inquire OF
Rhodes & Rhodes. attorneys, Jacobs
inilding, CIarksburg. mar5tf.
b OR aENT-Single rooms, two
suites OF rooms; a,so rooms for
ieat housekeeping. The Savoy,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished
rooms wit hall conveniences table
board if desired. No. 40 Lee
street. i5tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
suitable for gentlemen, or man
md vice. Call at 305 Mechanic
street. m31tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-New four-room cot
tage in Industrial addition. APP
ply at 275 Clay street. j9tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

WANTED-Capable while girl to
do homework and ironing, no
cooking. Address CIV" care of
Telegram Office. j10tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-Two new houses on
Mulberry street, one rooms and
one 6 rooms with bath. n. B. Me
Carly, Oak Hall building. 19j3t"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-Two-story eightroom
house Enquire 181 West Main
street. 17jGt.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1906-07-21

FOR RENT-To man and wife
without children, three rooms for
light housekeeping, with use of gas
and bath. Call at 81 Clay
street 17j6t
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-01-11
THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

It's Location n Mystery That VIII
Probably Never he solved.
The location of the earthly paradise
or garden of Eden is still matter of
dispute among oiientali.,ts and Scriptu-
raj scholars of highest reputation. Some
have endeavored to locate it by the
fruits aud mineral productions named,
in the Biblical descriptions as they APP
pear in the second chapter of Genesis;
others by the rivers mentioned in
verses II to IA OF the above mentioned
chapter. The weight of investigation
'tnd tradition inclines to an agreement
that the I'iglis and the Euphrates of
modern geography are the third and
fourth rivers mentioned in the Biblical
description Of the garden. Those who
agree so far differ widely as to what
rivers should now be regarded as the
ancient Pison and Gihon. The Bud
dhistic scholars, although they reject
our Bible in the greater part, incline to
the opinion that the pson Is the sacred
Gauges. and that the Gihon is none
other than the Nile AS to the last, it
is altogether probable that they are
correct on that point. because the Bibli-
cal account plainly says that Gihon
''compasseth the whole land Of Ethi-
opla.''
Some investigations confirm that
Eden was a spot of comparatively
small area located on the tablelands of
what is now Armenia, from which rise
the Tigris and the Euphrates. A few
scholars of distinction argue that the
Adamic paradise was located in Africa
in the vicinity of the mountains of the
Moon. Still another school of oriental
lists locate the celebrated garden in the
vicinity of the ancient city Of Babylon.
You will notice, however, that none
of these theorists has been able to get
the four rivers mentioned in the Bib
lical account properly located. Neither
,, have they found place where one
! greatriyer separates into four heads .
| This being the case. it is hardly neces-
sary to add THAI the exact location Of
| Eden Is a mystery that will probably,
never be solved,
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-01-11
Bl,,c,. Hair strongest.

Black hair is stronger than golden
tresses and viii sustain almost double
the weight. Recently Il German scien
list has been experimenting and has
found that it is possible to suspend 4
weight of four ounces by Il single hair,
provided the lair be black. Blond hair
Will give WHY ut varying weights, de-
pendent upon the exact tint, A yellow
hair will scarce support two ounces, a
brown will hold up three without
breaking. While II very dark brown will
sustain an additional half ounce.
The greater vitality of the black hair
is declared to be the reason for the pre-.
pondcrance OF blond bald heads. and,
according to this eNperimenter, per
son with jet black hair will still enjoy
full growth while the blond will have
been bald for seven and a half years.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1906-01-11
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Almost every one has need of more
sense than he has.
Ever notice that when your judg
ment gets in its work it is too late?
A great many men imagine they
would he governor if the office really
sought the man.
1t is awfuly lslrd to believe that
the man who catches you stealing jam
found you al it accidentally.
When II widower is having II love af-
fair. he must wonder what idiot wrote,
THE whole world loves Il lover
When people are too easy with you,
be. careful. They may be letting out
enough rope for you to hang yourself
with.
Occasionally Il man marries to prove
that he can do as lie pleases and finds
when that is done that he no longer
can.-Atchison Globe.