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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
TWO IMPORTANT MEASURES.

With the railroad rate bill and the
statehood bill both coming to a vote
in the senate, this promises to be an
important week in Washington. The
rate bill seems slated to pass the senate
in some form, but whether it will take
the same shape as the house bin re-
mains to be seen.
The one sticking point is the ques-
ton whether the rate promulgated by
the interstate commerce commission
shall remain effective until set aside by
the courts; or whether it shall become
effective only after it has been declared
proper in case of an appeal to the
courts.
There is a wide difference of opinion
on. this phase of rate regulation and
the vote on final passage promises to
be close. The best lawyers in the coun-
try, including some of the presidents
personal advisers. are not agreed as to
the constitutiOnality of the Hepburn
bill. so that no matter what measure is
passed it viii probably have to be taken
through the courts 10 the supreme court
TO decide whether it is valid or not.
The statehood bill, which has aroused
so much interest and excitement
throughout the country, will come to a
test vote when the Foraker amendment
is brought UP. It provides for a vote
on admission, so the people of Arizona
and New Mexico may decide on the
question for themselves. The admin
istration forces are opposing the
amendment because they want to COM
pei the new states to come in together
and they fear the proposition viii De
beaten if the people get a chance to
vote on It.
To the average American It seems
only fair that a vote should be given
the people themselves on a thing which
|. affects them so materially as the future
OF their territories. If there is one
point on which American tradition is
clear, it is the right Of all the people to
have q voice in the form of govern
ment under which they are to live. To
deny that right is to violate a cardinal
creed of the national life; il Is not de-
batable, and no pretext can excuse the
effort TO impose an undesirable union
upon the two territories without giving
them a chance to accept or reject 1t at
the polls.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
Cornaylius Ha-Ha-Ha-H annigan,

ct. A. Daily in Catholic Standard and
Times.)
Twas the godfather suffered, or may
But be that as it may, it is certain, at
least
That the wan or the other was surely to
blame
For presintin' the lad the quare twishht
For there at the christ'ni
Wild iv'ry wan list min,
Now didn't his reverence, Father
O'Flannigan,
Wild nervousness STAN rim.
Bechune the child's slamrin',
Baptize It "Cornaylius Ha-Ha HARLAN
niganT'
Wild these words from the priest, shure.
the cute little rogue
I'D an stopped his own mouth wild his
chubby kithOgue,
An the dimpIes broke out an prosaded to
All the tears an the frowns from his
For, fax, he was afther
Abs0rbin' the laughter
Stuck into his name by good Father
O'F1annigani
Now that's the thruth in it.
An so from that minute
Shure, iv'ry man called the lad Ha-Ha-
Ha-Hannigan.
Now. the ha! ha. haT'' stuck to him close
as his name,
For the Sorra tear could be dr0wnin'
the same;
Not a care liver touched him from that
blissid day
But his gift O. the laughter would drive
il away
Wild jokin an chaffin
He nivir stopped laughin',
Or if he did stop he immajiate began
agin;
An iv'ry wan hearin'
His laughter so cheerin
Jisht fined in the mirth O. young ''Ha-
Ha-Ha-Hannigan.'
Shure. the throubles O. life are so paIthry
an small
It's pity we let thin disturb US at all.
There is Tiver a care but would fave US
in pace
If we'd only stand up an jhist laugh in
its face.
Fax life were a pleasure
If we had the treasure
Conferred so unthinkin by Father
O'Flannigsni
If all could but borrow
That cure-aIl for sorrow
POSSESSED by "Cornaylius Ha-Ha-Ha-
HanniganF
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
GENERAL sCHoFIELp.

Lieutenant General John NJ Schofield
has answered the final rollcaH and the
roster o the army commanders of the
civil war is complete. Not one, &C
cording to the dispatch announcing the
death Of General Schofeid, is left And
If. there is a better, a happier world,
and all his old comrades have jour-
neyed thither, what a joyful reunion
there must have been. Can you not
imagine the old fellows sitting around
the eternal campfire reviving the sto-
ries Of their gallant lives. singing the
old songs, making friends all over
again.
And the figures of the men who wore
the gray will be there TO join. with all
brotherly love, in the meeting Many,
many years have passed since the first
of them crossed the line. Some moist
ened already ensanguined battIefelds
with their life's blood; others passed
through the long civil conflict and died
in their beds. A few, such as Lawton
and LiscOmbe, survived the dangers of
the civil war to meet death fighting
for their flag in foreign lands
When we remember that the COM
rades will be comrades now for all eter-
nifty, when we remember that they are
where there is no more parting, no sor-
rows, no fields where Sword shocks on
sword and shield we cannot sorrow
for them Whether they wore the blue
or the gray they battled bravely for
what they believed was the right. It
was Gods viii that the cause of the
gray should be the cause that was los.
but in the bivouac beyond the skies.
where the leaders are gathered, there
will be no melancholy over defeat, no
pride Of victory.
Schofield fought his fight we'll and well
he deserves his rest. His record in the
civil war was as great as his opportuni-
ties. More could not be said for anv
man. AT the beginning of the conflict
he was a captain. At its close he was
a major general. A few years after the
war ended he became a major general
in the regular army, and this rank he
held until 1895, when he was made lieu
tenant general, retiring in September of
the same year.
General SchOfield's army service may
be said to have begun with his adnnis-
sion to West Point in IS49. He there
fore gave forty-six years of his life
TO his country.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06

son of the year il is most unpleasant 10
be compelled to wade through 500 feet
and more of mud. In. the summer the
blocks are dusty and hardly less dis
agreeable. For the convenience of the
Salt Lake public alone the Improvement
should be made.
There is another consideration. Every
visitor who stays as much as twenty
minutes in salt Lake City invariably
visits Temple square. While most of
them enter the grounds through the
south gate. many of them walk around
the block. When they walk through
inches of mud or dust it must be con-
fessed that they cannot gain a very IA
vorable impression of Salt Lakes desire
to be progressive city. It would be
difficult to find another show place in
the United States. indeed it would be
almost impossible to find another one,
that has not broad. smooth sidewalks
on all four sides of it.
There is a great deal in first impress
siors. Hundreds of tourists who visit
Salt Lake every year are I'm such a
hurry that they see only the temple
grounds. Inside the walls they are very
beautiful, both in summer and winter
In the former season their appearance
is delight to the eye and a refresh
ment to the soul. In winter the walks
are splendidly kept and the white of
the snow against the green of the pines
makes a most pleasing picture. But
three of the four blocks around the
grounds convey no such impression.
The movement to put in these side
walks is one in which the entire pub
lie will be interested. Nothing can be
done there without the approval of the
church authorities. Everybody will
Join in hoping for immediate and favor
able action
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
4 NEEDED IMPROVEMENT.

1t is greatly to be hoped that the
first presidency of the Mormon church
will act favorabIy on a petition which
has been presented to il asking that
the blocks around the temple on Main,
North Temple and West Temple streets
be improved with sidewalks. The South
Temple sl.eet side has already been
improved. It is hardly necessary for
US to point out the desirability of this
betterment.
In the first place a large number OF
citizens live in the northwestern part
of the city, and are frequently COM
PEELED TO use the unimproved blocks
mentioned in order to get 70 and from
their places Of business. At this sea-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06

One thing about the street DEPART
ment Of the city is its entire indifer-
ence to the comfort of the citizens and
its nonchalant disregard of it's duties.
In some citie- the street department
might feel impelled to clean up, on the
main streets at least, after such storms
as we have had. But Salt Lakes ad-
ministration doesn't let a little thing
like public necessity disturb its peace
Of mind. So long as the head of the
department can draw salary regular
ly, the condition of the streets is the
least Of his troubles.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
Perseverance Not Everything.

(PhiladeIphia Bulletin.)
". H. Pigg. who has started an elk
ranch at Freshwater. Colo, was show
ing his herd OF elk TO a party of east
ern capitalists.
u am sure you will succeed in this
venture Pigz." said a broker. You are
persevaring man. and perseverance, al
WAYS brings SUCCESS.
Mr.. Pigg laughed.
Il am persevering," he admitted, land
I believe IN perseverance. AT the same
time I don't rate II az high, sir. as YOU
do Perseverance without intelligence is
nothing A hen can sit a year on china
egg. but there wifi be no result
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.

Silver. 645sC per ounce.
Copper (castingl, 175sc per pound.
Lead, 1886 per 100 pounds.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06

ADJUSTMENTS FOR TODAY.
Orpheum-Matinee and night. vaude-
lille
Grand-''Frou Frou''
Lyric Yankee Doodle Girls"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06

Mrs N. Nj. Hamilton has returne
from q trip of some two months to Ne
York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Newell left OF
Sunday for San Francisco.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph J. Daynes and
their daughter, Marguerite, have re
turned from a three weeks trip to Cal
ifornia. Their oldest daughter, Miss
Stella, remained fin California pursuing
her studies IN china painting.
Mr.. J. B. Eddie and family will leave
Thursday night for Los Angeles, where
they make their future home.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

1SS6-WilIiam J. BildneT. -os Angeles.
Isabel A. Tytler, Rochester. n. Y.
1SST-GeOrge w. Haley. Boston, Mass.
Hattie A. Watson. Salt Lake.
1SSS-Charles T. Wireman. Salt Lake.
Rosa Kennedy. Salt Lake.
1SS9-Samuel Rolfe, Salt Lake.
Lizzie Reilly. Salt Lake.
1s91-Hugh Taylor. Salt Lake.
Eliza beth Heudrickson, Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06
A FREAK BILL.

A New York assemblyman, Mr.. De-
Groot Of Richmond Hill, has become so
exercised over the proposition to kill
incurables that he has introduced in the
New York legislature a bill making if
a felony to so much as advocate the
plan. The measure provides that who
soever, by word Of mouth, or by writ
ten or printed circulars, message. let
tiers, documents, pamphlets, newspaper
or magazine articles, or publications of
any kind made, issued or circulated nv
him or his authority, advocates or
teaches the duty. necessity or proprie-
ty Of putting to death by legal sanction
or otherwise. persons afflicted with an
incurabIe mental or physical disease
because of said condition, is guilty Of
a felony"
A felony is punishable by a long term
of years in prison. SO, if the bill should
become a law, there will be little like
lihood of anybody in New York advo-
eating the killing Of incurables. II q
not at all probable, however, that the
bill will be passed. Tt is one of the
freak measures so often proposed nv
persons of hysterical temperament. One
of the best methods Of ending that agi-
tation for the killing of incura bles is to
let its advocates keep on talking about
it. They may be depended upon to talk
it to death in a very brief period of
time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-03-06

90 ~S=SZ
Mr. and Mrs. Russell G. Schulder en-
tertained a party OF friends at the
Orpheus club concert last evening, fol-
lowed by a supper at the University
club. Their guests were Mr.. and Mrs.
W. P. Kiser, Mr.. and Mrs. Lorraine
Parke, Miss Polly Wakeling and Mr..
Wakeling, Miss Laura Sherman and
Frank Poe.
Mrs A. E Walker returned Sunday
from the east, having spent some time
in Washington, New York and on a
trip to the Bahama islands
Mr. and Mrs George Y. Wallace left
yesterday morning for San Francisco,
whence they sail during the week for
Honolulu and later for Japan.
Mrs. Priscilla Jennings accompanied
by her little granddaughter, Priscilla,
left yesterday afternoon for Los An
geles.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. f. Grant returned
yesterday from a weeks stay in Den
yer.
Mrs w. L Green left Sunday after
noon for a stay of a few weeks in Los
Angeles and vicinity.
Mrs. N Nj. Hamilton has returned
from trip Of some two months to New
York.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Newell left on
Sunday for San Francisco
DR.. William Mack has gone to Cali
fornia for a few months on account Of
his health. During his absence Miss
Florence Reynolds will be the guest of
her sister, Mrs. Mack.
DR.. L. V Withee left Sunday for
Goldf1eld. to be away some six weeks or
so:
Mrs. a, ]. Davis is home from a two
months stay in Los Angeles and at the
seashore.
Mrs. Margaret Mackenzie and Arthur
Perham will arrive in the city today to
be present at the wedding of Miss
Katherine Mackenzie and Wallace
Thayer Perham, which takes place to-
morrow.
The wasatch Literary circle will
meet today with Mrs. D. r. Duncan,
and Miss Ella Cummings will discuss
Forestry of Utah." Mrs. W. D. Brown
will read a paper on THE Steel Indus
try"
The Cleofan holds its regular meet
ing today at the home of Mrs. Charles
Wells on Second street, to continue
the reading of Henry V.
The Woman's club will meet with
Mrs. S. l. Deane this afternoon and
the hostess will read a paper on "Utah's
Juvenile Court"
Fred Slade left yesterday for Los
Angeles, called there by the death of
a brother, Harry Slade.
Wallace Thayer Perham of Butte is
at the Kenyon.
The Bay View Reading club will give
a club party at 2:30 o'clock Wednesday
afternoon at the residence of Mrs. Z. Z.
KIeinschmidt, 1861 Third street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph J. Daynes and
their daughter, Marguerite, have re
turned from a three weeks trip to Cal
ifornia. Their oldest daughter, Miss
Stella, remained fin California pursuing
her studies IN china painting.
Mr.. J. B. Eddie and family will leave
Thursday night for Los Angeles, where
they make their future home.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-11-10
MEETINGS NEXT week

The store room on Fort street oppo
site the Pacific Hardware Co. has been
secured by the Y. NJ. G. A. for series
OF midday meetings every day next
week except Saturday. The meetings
are for men only, and will be held
from 1890 TO | o'clock. The speakers
and their subjects are as follows:
MonJa-Mr. Henry Il. Highton lie.
Ultimate Rewards OF a Life Work"
Tuesday-Mr. T. Give Davies:
"Four.Fourths Man"
Wcdnesday-Mr. Il. II. Trent: "Div.
blends"
Thursday Mr.. =. l.. Horne: Deter.
mined Men"
Friday-Mr. Paul Super: is Relig
ion Attractive TO Young Menu"
There will be special music each
day, Tho talks will! certainly be at .
time when most OF the business mel
can attend.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-11-10
BEAUTY CULTURE

10 ne handsome woman must first
BE- well. The chief requisites for health
are these: Good temper. pure air. deep
breathing cleanliness Of skin and sur
roundings >and correct position Of the
body.
As TO the first essential IL Is sufficient
to say that no human being can have
good health who does not keep from her
mind unpleasant and evil thoughts Of
what nature socver, from fits Of anger
to greed and deceitfulness. Know that
even she who makes fun OF another
woman behind her back Is modelling for
herself an ugly face.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-11-10
Puro Air and Deep Breathing.

As TO pure air, live outdoors all you
possibly can aud keep somr of your
windows open at the top night and DAY.
The other evening went TO a house
that was extensively furnished. II was
luxurious and artistic. The lady OF the
mansion told me she suffered from
chronic headaches that drove her al
most crazy. She had one then. Her
husband also suffered chronically from
rheumatism, malaria aud blliousnesN
and heaven knows what.
Aud IL did not dare TO tell them the
wonder was they were alive ut all. con-
sidering what the air in their home
was like. There was not window
open. not even In their bedrooms. The
mir was heavy with the CASTOR c.iiuvia
OF the bodies of all the people who
lived IN that house. as well as of the
many who called there. 1t was laden
with the lint and dycstunf particles Of
all the room draperips and the bed and
body clothing Of the people in the home.
Worst Of all, sensitive person could
perceive the awful atmosphere OF un.
happiness. OF sickness. WEAKNESS, dis
appointment aud pessimism. How one
iongci to throw open the windows. top
and bottom. and let the sweet brcez"
of heaven sweep this accumulated foul.
ness away!
A beautiful and famous actress In a
play requiring the performance of
physical fcats that would call for the
strong work of man athlete Is able
TO G, through all her evenings and mat
inecs without exhaustion largely he.
cause she has the habit Of deep breath
ing. Every morning she goes into The
open air and for fifteen minutes prac'
tees the deep breathing exercise. The
right way IL TO lnhalc slowly from the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-11-10
30 Sweet and Clean.

The most robust and enduring race
Oh earth today are the Japanese. and
every Japanese Of high or low degree
has his daily all over wash. Hot wa
ter. soap and scrubblng brush. ap-
piled brlskly at least twice II week. are
required TO dissolve away Tia" elleto
skin flakes and remove the clothing
lint which chokes the mouths OF our
skin pores. \ rinse In cold water
nfterward prevents taking cold. You
hear OF people claiming 10 have good
health who boast that they do not
battle themselves regularly or often
Well, they are not agreeable persons
for one with an acute perception "
odors to live In the same house with:
that's all. II j. not Il pleasant matter
10 speak OF, but It Is absolutely ucccs-
sary for every person at least TO wash
thoroughly neck. chest, shoulders aud
under the arms every day. The days
underwear must not be worn at night
Bedding, blankets. cloaks, overcoat'
and wooden garments must he aired.
beaten and summed frequently. Live
sweet and clean in mind and body aud
be beautiful.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-11-10
blessings of the wound.
Primitive Helplessness

One of the strongest imprc ssIons oh.
tanned in a round Of Waits with Miss
Miller rs the primitive hclplcssncss of
the native HawaIInns. They are like
children in mental development and
simplicity. They are naturally very
.unclean. They do not seem 10 care
whether they ever hatho or not, GnG
much of the neglect of their inyaids
comes from pure Ignorance rather
than from wantnn Indifference. WGcn
they knew, they win do. they are
seneious.hoHr'cf ana nro never TOO
poor ~ diI.G2 VITA poorer ncighbor,
when they r":Hzr IT," need. This Is
made very evident to the district nurse
as she makes her rounds. II she finds
one home destitute Of food a tour OF
the ncighbors' homes VIII always re-
ward her EFFORTS, and she is able TO
supply the Immediate deficiency. II
sheets are required there Is always
some family who viii divide. Some
times 1t Is an egg for an cggnoSg,
sometimes a dish to boil the egg In:
whatever II Is there Is usually some
ohe Wiling to lend or give This spir-
II makes her work much easier.
Helpless Poverty
A few days ago n particularly sad
case came to her notice. II was that
of Hawaiian woman, very poor, and
very forlorp. and desperately III with
tubcrculnr peritoniris. 4 dirty mat
trcas in corner of tho dirty floor
was her only bed, and the squalid
room was almost bare, not even \
chair being there. There was no food
and the woman was hungry. The hus
band was poor drink'sotted wretch
worse thah USELESS ana the ch'idren
we're absolutely worthless even to The
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-11-10

n Mother Goose entertainment of the
Mrs farley brand. while Miss Madgc
McCandless. one of the pretticst ard
most charming girls Of town, will have
in charge the silhouette art booth where
she and her capable assistants will
make Cnc's silhouette picture while Go
waits.
Under a gay awning over the tennis
court will be arranged tho refreshncnt
tables where ice cream served with del
icate fruit and chocolate syrups, cake
and fragrant tea will be served. There
will be the ever popular cornuccpia for
the younger ones and bevy OF pretty
girls will dispense the sweets.
All who patronizc the affair are rs.
surcd a pleasant time. and II is hoped
The attendance will be large one. 50
that the treasury Of the society may
bulge with good coin OF the realm.
Ante .NuptiaI Dinner
Or. NJ. f. Grossman. who leaves on
Wednesdays Alameda for Chicago,
where on December first he will wei
Mrs. J. A. webb. was the guest OF CONF
plimont last evening at most clabor.
ately appointed stag dinner given by q
number OF friends In private lining
room of the Hawaiian hotel aud the
little coteric OF good fellows who sur.
rounded the table will have reason to
long remember the pleasant dinner
given on the eve OF their friends jCir
ing the cvcr-incrcasing ranks of the
bcncdicts.
Bachelor buttons APPROPRIATELY
formed the motif of the clav,'~atc norli
decoration and these combined WITH
chrysanthemums formed centre piece
rom which sprang cluster OF lights.
The flowers were scattered over the
table and boutonnieres of the suggest.
i've little blue blossoms lay at each
plate
The guest cards bore verse; appro-
PIRATE to the OCCASION ard there were
also other souvenir cards comtininc
menu and amusing cartoons wh.C!.
added much to the mcrlimcnt and goC,i
fellowship OF the occasion. With each
course Of the menu was an apropos SER
tlmcnt. Following the dinner. which
was one OF many cojr8cs faultlcssly
served. impromptu toasts were III,
order of the evening. Later. the guest,
wearing their lcis OF MALE. came on
10 watch the happy dancers in the H.
hal. Those acting rs hosts were Col
J. W. Jones, Paul Muhlcndorf. II. NJ
| Whitney, +. NJ. Lewis. 7. +. Lansing
W. /. Lansing. l.. u. pinkham. Col
sam Parker, +. G. Saith, NJ. Phillips
". /. Lehigh.
4 4
! Or. and Mrs. Walter Hoffman are en-
tortaining few friends Sunday cven!r
at dinner at the japanese Club at Wal
Xix.
4 4 y
: Judge and Mrs Arthur Wilder cnicr
tanned at dinner last Sunday evening
Tor Judge and Mrs. Lindsay.
4 n
/ Miss Title Ncumann and Miss Vic
let Makcc have gone TO Hawaii to Wis
! Mrs. Raymond AT the ranch house.