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The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
DR.. KENNEDY'S
FAv0RITE
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.

DR.. David Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY Is not disguised enemy of the human
rasa: where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable ingre-
disnfs and does not heat or infame the
blood but cools and purifes it. In all cases
of Kilnay troubles, Liver complaints, Con-
stipation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which afflict women, the ac-
u5a of DIR. Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EpY is beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
In letters to DR.. Kennedy; and with
warmth and fullness of words which mere
business certificates never possess. 1t
u4ke9 no drunkards-excuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. We challenge trial and
are confident of the result. ONE DOLLAR
q bottle. All druggists. Bear in mind the
name and address Dir. DaUid KENNEDY,
Randout New York. Write for free sam
pla bottle and medical booklet full of yalu-
able medical advice. Mention this paper
Free sample Bottles at the drug store OF
Frank W. 3uCknam.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Marge came downstairs and took her
hat from the rack.
Il wonder what he wants" she said
and left the house
Fifteen minutes later she returned,
GREATNESS. Fred met Mr.. Roberts at
lunch, and he told Fred he WIS in an
awful fix. Ills stenographer had been
taken very i'll and had gone home, and
he asked Fred If he knew good girl
Who could substitute until she was
we'll Fred told him l would help him
out and IFS SIS week." she finished
excitedly.
Her mother sighed, but there was
contradictory twinkle In her eyes ITS
too bad you haven't kept up your
speed Of course you won't be able to
take the position" said her mother.
won't 1? guess l Will, He wants
me right away. It's the Mr.. Roberts,"
said Marge lucidly.
Mrs. Dickson smiled. And you can
go to the country now, dearie," she
suggested
Yes. If his stenographer only stays
i'll long enough-poor girl" she amend
ed, feeling that her remark was more
human than humane.
For month Mr.. Roberts stenogra-
pher lay Ill. When she came back,
late in May, Marge packed her trunk
and went into the country to write
her masterpiece"
Her letters home were frequent. In
one She wrote.
THE country is glorious at this time
of year. 1t grows loyelier each day.
This morning as | sat beneath fine
old maple tree awaiting inspiration I
was startled by n familiar voice, aud
who do you think it was? Mr. Rob-
erts. He said he was city tired and
wanted a Whit of pure country air.
He doesn't know how long he'll stay.
lie says ii all depends. | find him very
eongenial, although he laughs at the
idea of women wanting a career
! Intended working this afternoon, but
he has asked me to take a walk, SO |
shall have to postpone work until to-
morrow"
Her letters glowed with accounts of
pleasure trips taken with MIR. Rob
erts," but only in the first was there
any mention of work.
Mrs. Dickson remarked this to her
son.
Don't worry. mother" he said know
ingly. The kldll come around all
right. She's the writing bee in her
bonnet and she's stung some too, but
Il sting isn't fatal, and the treatment
she's taking now will effect u perma-
nent cure"
His mother sighed.
"She was such a good stenographer,"
she said ruefully.
Two weeks later NIarge came home.
rosy and bright. with a new happy
light in her eyes.
THE vacation has done you good.
dear" said her mother II have never
seen YOU looking better or happier"
she added rehectiyely.
"Did you do any writing, dear?'
eyes. read Us what you've written,
Sis" said Fred.
T-I-that is-well, it isn't-in shape
yet to be read" replied Marge nery-
ously
Fred wnked at his mother
But can't you give us some Idea of
it?' he persisted teasingly.
In the evening the "city tired Rob
erts" called Marge met him at the
door. His first words We're, "Haye
you told them, dearY
Marge hesitated.
"Oh, Billy, I couldn't" she said at
last Il tried to. but Fred was horrid
and leased me about my masterpiece,
and mother thought l had been work
Ing all the time I was away, and l
couldn't tell them then. You do 1t,
Billy" she said imploringly.
And Billy did.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Want to get off again, do your"
roared the boss This will be the
sixth time you've been off this week,
What's the trouble now7"
II want L get my eyes examined"
sullenly replied the clerk.
well, get 'em carefully examined
while you're about It, You'll be look
ing for work after Saturday night
Pittsburg Post.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
The Little Things.

Life is made up of little things
words, acts, duties pleasures. They
come to us one after another, calling
us out Of ourselves, or seem to rush
hurrtedly past us, and they leave an
impress on our spirit, and our charaC-
tiers are made or married by their infu-
ence.-Rev. B. Lowry
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Il don't want II keteh none Of my
darters smokin' them punk Cigarettes
declared the horny handed son of toll.
Your sentiments do you credit, sir"
said the elderly boarder from the city.
No, sir. a pipe wuz good enough
fer their NAV, an pipe has gotter be
good enough fer them" - Louisville
Courier. Journal.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
~ SELF Defense

Major uann, editor anil manager of The
Constituencies, Emiueuce, X, when he
was iercely attacked, four years ago, bv Piles,
bought box i Bucklen's Arnica eal7e, OF
which he says az cured me N ten DAYS
am ne trouble since Quickest healer of
Burns, Sores, Gu, and Wounds. * at
Sampson & Avate and G.. t. IosE's drug
stores
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
Pure White Lead
Paint

"Graded" White Lead,
as the cheap, adulterated
article is sometimes called,
is an expensive purchase
at any price.
Pure White Lead costs
SO little more per pound,
and lasts so much longer
on the building, that only
the pure could be sold if
the property owner was al
ways fully informed on the
subject of paint materials.
To be sure of absolute
purity insist on having
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

whats the matter with your wifeT'
"Oh, I've just ACKNOWLEDGED that |
made a fool of myself in lending Ham
mcrsley S25 and she's mad because
there's no chance to 90 on arguing
about it"-Chicago Record Herald.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Buggins-See here, porter. this mirror
Is so dusty l can't see myself In It.
Hotel Porter who has not been tipped
by Buggins)-Strikes me you ought to
be mighty thankful, Std o maxim
fuss about it-London Tit-Bits.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
A snnrenir SIMON.

Aunt Jane Edith, didn't I see Mr..
Sweetser kissing you In the hall last
night? Edlth-Yes, but It was only In
remembrance Of former days Aunt
Jane-A sort of souvenir spoon. l sup
pose you mean.-Boston Transcript
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
am 80 Years Old
AND 81. F." MEDICINE
G. u K ED NJ E

Dear Sirs:- otsfed, Me, July zS, 1905.
About six weeks ago | Twas feeling very
much worn out, Gam in my Sgd year, and
felt that | must do something for myselfii
| kept around. was extremely tired,
and much of the time SO dizzy that | could
not walk straight across the floor. | fin
ally procured bottle of the True al. F."
BItters and began taking them as prescribed.
very soon found they were helping me,
and now after taking = Of bottle am feel
ing well as could be expected for one of my
lge. Yours truly, Mas. M. T. SYLVESTER.
The True al. F." will cure old or young who
nay be suffering with indigestion in any form, bill
business, constipation, humor and eatarrh, 3sc.
Colored Postal Cards. so subjects.
TPR. Write us. II. II. Hays Sons, Selling
Agents. Portland, Me.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Fire, Thursday ni1ht, destroyed one
of the large barns on the & l. Thomas
estate in Auburn, together with its con-
tents. Careless tramps are believed to
have accidentally caused the blaze The
loss on the barn with farming imple-
ments will reach 80 400, and is totally
covered by insurance.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
NOTICE or CO-PARTNERSHIP

Notice is hereby given that We, the under
signed Melvin Palmer and Walter f Palmer ,
have formed CO partnership, under the firm
name OF Palmer Eros. TO do q general business
at Hiuckley, Me
MELVIN PALMER,
3wsls WALTER (. PALMER.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
It's Chief Merit.

Clara don't see why you liked that
group picture of our society. 1t wasn't
particularly good Of you. Isabelle
know It but 1t was so perfectly horrid
of that conceited Miss Gushing. De
troit Free Press.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Newman-I met your wife today for
the first time, and. for one thing, I
found she was outspoken. Henpeek-
You surprise me, By whomf-Phila-
delnhia Press.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

The intense itching characteristic Of salt
rheum and eczema is instantly alayed by
applying Chamberlains Salve. As a cure for
skin disease this saye is une3ualed. For sale by
6. r. Fogg's Drug store. Skowhegan; L C..
Williams, Athens; Sullivan Newton, Jaekman
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
HUMPHREYS

Veterinary Specifics cure diseases
of Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Dogs, Hogs and
Poultry by acting directly on the SICK PARTS
without loss of time.
A.A.}FEVERs, ConGestlons, Inflamma-
CURES tiOns. Lung Fever, MILK Fever.
B.1SPRAINs, Lnmeness. Injuries.
CURES Rheumatism.
c. c. SORE THROAT, Quinsy, EpIzootic
CURES Distemper.
d D; D; WORMS. Bots. Grubs.
E.lCOUGHS, Colds, Influenza, Tndamed
CURES Lungs, Pleuro-PneumOnin.
F.3COLIC, Dellyache. Wind-Blown,
CURES Diarrhea. D>sentery.
G.G. Prevents MISCARRIAGE.
Hi; KIDNEY & BLADDER DISORDERS.
IL. 1sKIN DISEASES. Mango. Eruptions,
CURES Ulcers, Grease, FarcY.
J.K.lBAD CONDITION. Staring Coat.
CURES digestion, Stomach staggers.
6Oc each Stable Case, Ten Specifies, Book, &c, o..
At druggists, or sent prepaid on receipt of price.
Humphreys Medicine Co.. Cor. william and John
Streets, New York.
If BOOK MAILED FREE.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

Greatness is to take the common
things Of life and walk truly among
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

I have told you of the Spanard who
always put on his speetacles when
about to ear cherries that they might
look bigger and more tempting. In
like manner | make the most of my
enjoyments. and, though I do not cast
my cares away. l pack them in as lit
tie compass as | can and carry them
as conveniently az l can for myself
and never let them annoy others
Southey.
Old maids would be scarce and hard to
find
Could they be made to see
How grace and beauty is combined
BY using Rocky Mountain Tea.
G.. r. Fogg
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16
Bfl1OUSnGSS and
Sick Headache

quickly cured by
ORINO Laxative Fruit Syrup
as it sweetens and tones up
the stomach and acts as a
gentle stimulant on the liver
and bowels. It will positive.
Iy cure chronic constipation.
ORINO clears the complex.
ion of pimpIes and bIotches.
Refuse eubstItutes. Prioe 800.
r. w. BUCHANAN, Druggist.
The Somerset reporter., 1906-08-16

If you want Printing
Come or Send to this Office.
FOLEYSHONEYm6TAR

stops the cough and heals 1unGs
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-19
PERSONALS.

J. c. McBee of Harlingen is a
visitor in town today.
John McAllen arrived in town
last night from his ranch.
c. S. Clark came in last night
from his work up the river.
David Young of Santa Anita was
an arrival in town last night.
w. S. Dougherty, county treas
urer of Hidalgo county, was among
last nights arrivals in town.
Mrs. J. D. Scrivner came in
last night from San Antonio where
she has been for some time on ac-
count of her health.
Rev. W. H. Petty returned last
night from La Blanca and Run
where he went for the purpose of
preaching to the good people of
that section.
Duval West, general attorney for
the Gulf Coast Line. with head
quarters at Corpus Christi, is in
town today on legal business con-
nected with the road.
John Cieary and Hy. B. Verhelle
went to Harrington yesterday for a
days hunting and returned last
night reporting an abundance of
game-in Harrington.
P. E. Blalack and wife returned
last night from a few weeks trip
to their old home in Mississippi
and report a most enjoyable visit,
though they are glad to be back to
Brownsville once again.
Judge James B. Wells, accom-
panied by his wife. daughter. Miss
Zoe, and little son, Robert, return
ed home last night. This is the
first time Miss Zoe has been home
in several years, having been dur
ing that time attending school in
the north and, for the last two
years. visiting relatives in Baiti-
more.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-19

ton, followed by refreshments of
wine, cake, and fruits of various
kinds. The following were pres
ent and report most enjoyable
evening: Maria, Josefna, Matilde,
Otila, Eva, and Sofia Gonzalez,
Isabel and. Carlota Bolado; Josefna
and Manuela Betancourt from
Matamoros; Lille Fink, Gertrude
Cowen, Angelica and Virginia
Cara, Lille Weller, Anita and
Emma Vesseron, Mary Austin
from Brownsville; Mrs. Cavazos,
Mrs. Cara, Mrs. Esparza; Messrs.
E. Medina, Juan Vela, E. Bolado,
Ricardo Rend6n, Edmundo Buen-
tello, Miguel Cara Betancourt,
Alfredo Longoria, Ramon Elton
do, Manuel H. Rodriguez, Luis
Medrano. Jose R. Gonzalez. from
Matamoros; Robt. Holloway, Fred,
Jim and Bernie Kowalski, R.
Parker, Willie Sharpe, and Harold
Cowen from Brownsville.
This evening about 2 o'clock
the wind without warning veered
round and is blowing from the
north at a good, lively clip. 1t is
accompanied by a sprinkle of rain
at intervals, which if our weather
report for today makes good, will
be sleet at intervals before morn
ing. The weather man says 80
degree weather tonight and worse
to come tomorrow. Now it has
come to pass in this country that
the reports of the weather man
have about the weight of the oft
repeated cry of vol" usually
they don't touch us-but in this
instance it may be true; it may
happen that we will wake up in
the middle of the night tonight to
find ourselves surrounded by the
coolest atmosphere we have felt
in two years, so we might look a
little out.
From E. H. Goodrich & Son we
learn that they have just sold a
gentleman from the north 5000
acres of Cameron county land
1000 acres near the arroyo Colo
RADIO, the other 1000 on the river.
The terms of this sale are private,
and through request of Messrs.
Goodrich the name of the vendee
is temporarily Withheld.
Weather: Tonight rain; much
colder; temperature 80 degrees in
sugar region. Tuesday clearing;
colder; westerly to high north
west winds.
Preparations are being made by
the young men of the town for the
annual Thanksgiving ball to take
place Thanksgiving night, Nov. %.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1906-11-19
LOCAL ITEMS.

FoR sALE-Bright, fresh alfalfa.
Just received. NJ. BEsTEIRo.
For SALE-One oil and one
woodburning heating stove.
11-6-13 c. H. THORN.
Just received a car load of sunny
south cook-stoves and alright heat
ers by ]. W. Hancock. 1915
FoR RRNT-The Depot Saloon
in Brownsville, Texas. Apply to
A. H. Weller, Harlingen. Texas.
Finest line of Xmas presents in
solid silver, cut Glass, Diamonds
or Jewelry at Rutledge Jewelry Co.
The Woman's Home Mission
society will meet at the Presby-
terrain church Tuesday afternoon,
Nov. 20, at q O'Clock.
The Staff of Life, Good Clean
Bread" pies and all kinds fancy
cakes to your order to be had only
at Gays Bakery. Phone 81.
Furnished rooms for rent. APP
ply to Mrs. Annie Seaman Pute-
quat Cor. Jefferson AMI 10th SIS,
three blocks east of postofice. "a
Wedding cakes a speciality.
Prices S. to SIS. Call and inspect
my line of ornaments for fancy
cakes before ordering elsewhere.
CLAWS BAKERY. Phone 81.
FOR RENT-6OO acres truck,
corn, or cotton land. All under Gull
tivation and irrigation. In tracts to
suit. Four room house. Three miles
from Brownsville. GEO. M. SMITH.
wk.
Largest and most select line of up
to date Jewelry, Diamonds, Clocks
and watches to be found anywhere
in the south west and at prices as
low as the lowest. Rutledge
Jewelry Co.
J. c. Wilson, proprietor of the
Brownsville Bottling Works, is
reported on the sick list for the
last few days, though we expect to
report his recovery in few days.
Rutledge Jewelry Co. for any
thing you want in first class up-to-
date jewelry of all kinds absolutely
guaranteed as represented or
money refunded. Rutledge Jew
slry Co.
The following persons from
Brownsville spent yesterday at the
Point, returning on the the even
ing train: J. w. Vann, Jim Nc
Allen, Frank Alcedo, Mrs. Collins
and Mrs. Jose Simo.
A ditch is being dug by the City
to drain Elizabeth street just in
front of the post, into the river.
The work is being done in q
thorough manner by chief of police,
Geo. Conner, and we tender him
our thanks and the thanks of the
people living in the entire vicinity
From E. Bennevendo, one of the
owners of the bull-ring in Mata-
moros, we learn that a bull fight
will be given there on Dec. g for
the benefit of the Business Men 5
Excursion from St. Louis due to
arrive here at that time. Mr.. Ben
nevendo informs us that no pains
or expense will be spared to make
the affair a success from a bull
fighting and spectacular standpoint
as only the best of bulls and bull
fighters will be used.
Postmaster J. B. Sharpe is just
in receipt of a new ruling from the
postmaster generals department
in regard to the collection OF
charges for box rent, that is of in
terest and will take effect at the
beginning of the next quarter. The
ruling states that box rents must
be collected at the beginning of
each quarter for that quarter, but
not longer. The bills for rent must
be placed in boxes ten days before
the last day of each quarter and if
the rent is not paid on OF before the
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26

with their psOfusion of flags and hunt.
ing and their graceful triumphal arches
ana the gsily decorated grandatara
lnere will be strong competition be.
tween the visiting lodges of the order
70 carry off the numerous valuable prize
ohered to the best looking, the largest.
eac' lodges marching in the parade.
Some Of the uniforms are exceedingly
Rich and tasteful and the display will
undoubtedly be unusually attractive.
Inc order is the largest military Catho.
lie Organization and lodges from all
parts of the United States will be rep.
resented in the parade. The conclaye
viii last four days. The local knights
have made extensive preparations for
the event and have arranged an inter.
esting Hogram for the conclave.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
knights of st. John copclave

Buffalo, N. Y, June 25.--The city is
handsomely decorated in honor of the
thousands of members Of the Catholic
order of the Uniformed knights Of St.
John, who are here to attend the nation.
al conclave and meeting of the supreme
commaudery of the order. From early
this morning bodies of the brilliantly
uniformed knights, accompanied by
military bands, marched through the
city to their respective headquarters
and the streets were lined with thou
sands of people who greeted the march
ing knights with enthusiastic applause.
The main streets, through which the
parade of the knights will march this
are particularly attractive
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
Very Annoying 70 Some People.

People that are known 70 be weak
and hckly, by their neighbOrs, are
asked the question every day whethe'
they are feeling better. Do you feel
strongeri Are you gaining heshf Their
friands know II they s7e gaining hssh
Il is one of the sure signs Of return
ing health. II they can only get =
remedy that win make solid, healthy
flesh. recovery Is assured. People With
nervous troubles loss Of fesh and
strength, no ambition. languid, and al
ways tired, have thin, watery BLOOD.
The food they eat does not nourish
them. Il docs not make blood. IL at
ts- each meal they would take Dr.
Blood and Nerve Tonic their food
would be turned into rich, red blood
making solid flesh and strength. The
tablets are cold IN boxes BY all drug
qists for 75 CENTS or three boxes Tor
s2. People who use this tonie gan
IN solid flesh from oae 70 three pounds
per week; they feel better and kD0"
they are On the road TO health.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
READY
FOR BIG
FOURTH
committees % Are Busy and
salem VIII Have Greatest
Celebration In its History

Inc various committees which are
Planning for the Fourth of July cele.
oratiou held meeting yesterday evan.
ing, and reports were presented. DR.
l. U. Smith, who had charge of the
Goddess Of Liberty contest, reported
$3l5.25 had been received from that
source. The Yew Park fire bows have
decided to take part in the parade. The
Woman's Club will DO all in their DOW.
er to assist in the decorating of floats.
The comic parade, with its various fea.
lures has aroused considerable interest
on account of the prizes that have
been offered, and the committee in
charge believes it has in store one of
the finest things the people of Salem
have ever witnessed. In numbers the
Salem celebration will be the largest
ever attempted here. The country peo.
pie are planning to attend, and the
citizens from the neighboring towns
will also be here
The meeting was enthusiastic and the
that are being made has
sent the members of the committees to
heir work with renewed energy and
,eal
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
Bids for Wool.

Sealed bids will be received by the
board of directors OF school district No.
"a. at the office Of the clerk, Twelfth
and Trade streets Salem, Oregon, for
furnishing wood as follows; High
school, so cords fir; East school, $50
cords FIR; Park school, 90 cords ~
North school, 40 cords fir; Lincoln
school 35 cords Gr, 8 cords grub oak.
Bids wanted on body FIR and large see
ond growth Bids 10 be opeDei Setur-
day evening. July z. 1905, at 1880 p.
m. The right is reserved to reject any
and all bids. J. c. GooDALE, JR.,
d6.26-l0t Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
Giant Candle to Burn 19 Months

New York, June ga $3.50 candle,
fifteen feet in height, weighing 1872
pounds, and guaranteed to burn contin.
uously for eighteen months, has been
shipped from here to Tampa, Fla,
where Mrs. Raeffaele Bella Cloce will
place it in a church and light it in
honor of st. Calogero. to whom in a
prayer she vowed she would buy the
largest candle ever made in America
if her husband we're permitted to recOv.
er from a serious illness Her prayer
was answered and her husband recover.
cd.
The gigantic candle was nolled by
hand and is eighteen inches in diam
eter at the base and twelve inches at
the top. Its weight corresponds exact
ly with that of the man who was cured
of his illness.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
Following the nag.

When our soldiers went to Cuba and
the Philippines, health was the most
important consideration. Willis t.
Morgan, retired commissary sergeant,
U. 8. A., Of Rural Route ], Concord,
N. H., says: ~ was two years in
Cuba and two years in the Philippines,
and being subject to colds, l took DR..
Kings New Discovedy for Consump.
tion, which kept me in perfect health
And now, in New Hampshire, we find
it the best medicine in the world for
coughs, colds, bronchial troubles and
all lung diseases. Guaranteed at ].
Q. Perry's drug store. Price, SOC and
$1.00. Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
rirst Acoident Of the rourth.

The first accident Of the Fourth Of
July season in Baker City was recorded
last night, About a week ago the lii.
tie son of Mr.. Wiley, living on Ninth
and Baker streets shot himself through
the hand with toy pistol. Now he lies
in the hospital with lockjaw In a very
critical condition.
Last year so people died in New
York City from lockjaw, caused by
Fourth of July accidents
Put away the toy pistol and dyna.
mite canes Baker City Herald.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-06-26
sure cura for Piles.

Itching piles produce moisture and
cause itching, this form. as well as
blind, bleeding or protruding piles. are
cured by DR.. Bosan.ko's Pile Remedy.
Stops itching and bleeding, absorbs
tumors soc jar at druggists, or sent
by mail. Treatise free, Write me
about your case. DR.. Bosanko. Phila.
Pa.