Omaha daily bee., 1906-11-25
The Dress Suit Case Parade
By 4. Frank Taylor
Is George bavlng town?

Is George leaving town?
He certainly is not!
George is going TO Old Dr. Goose to have
his suit pressed-That Is all.
George holds Dress Suit Case Parade
0nce every Week.
For George has to put up the Swell Front
.n his Business-and he has Two Suits to
Backalp. his Brave Biuff-
And it George ever misscA his Weekly
visit 60 Old DR. Goose-if he has to wear
lite same suit Two Weeks in Rapid Sue
tion'-- II goes into the Colored Minstrel
Business right, away--the Coat Collar gets
she Yaws--whatever that is-and spreads
away from Georges neck. The Left Lapel
decides thst the rest Of the Coat is not
oarreot form--whlch Is not far wronR-and
tries to Break away-while the Sleeves
twist aud look knock kneed-and the
Trousers droop sad-eyed at the Knees.
Thep's when George sees the Boss look
al hth Slantwlse--
And those santwlse Chances usually
presage "a Heavy Dip in the price Of
George's Salary.
II costs George about the price Of a
Good Suit every year to keep up his Swell
Front
And have tho proper creases IN his Two
pair of Trousers and keep his two Coats
tooking as though they were made for Him
/. and not for his Uncle Bill who owns a
Farm up Country and doesn't care a Gosh
Darn about Clothes anyhow.
( And it's all because Georges suits were
, cut wrong in the First Plaee-and made
wTong 1n,the Second Place
And were SO Shapeless and Peculiar
hat l, t,sl,,,
the Tailor shop nearly laughed herself
into a COnvulsion when she saw them.
But the man who made Georges Suits
8 wasn't going to rip them all up and MAKE
z Them over again-Not " he knew It.
For that would cost him too much Money
He simply handed them over to Oiu
q Doctor GoOse-The Hot Flat Iron.
And, in the Wink Of an Eye almost, tho
2 Peculiar Curves we're pressed out Here and
'rhere-the extra Cloth was shrunken In
z whore Il was needed-and the Tight places
StrtChed out
And behold Georges suits looked as II
4 they had been properly cut and properly
Z made-,as Is they had Shapc-Style and Fit
4 They looked the Part of Real Clothes al
! Bdtthe make. believe .shape-style ans
z Fit faded away in a mighty short time
3is And teoge soon commenced his weekl,
Dress Suit Case Parade to Old DR.. Goose
~ Now. we're telling you about George an,
ais Dress Suit Case Parade
--BeCduSe nearly W per cent OF all ClOthe
are simply faxed into shape by the Ho
Fiat Iron-Old DR.. Goose-as Georges were
And because we, make 'Sincerit!
Clothes"
Which are NOT merely pressed int,
shape resemblance
But which are honestly Shaped by tn,
, Needle. a.-
~. Every defect in Sincerity Clothes" Il
carefully investigated and permanently ad
Justed by genuine needle work instead o
the cheap and temporary Flat Iron.
Sincerity Clothes" will ht we'll and hol,
their shape with one-fifth the Dress Sui
s..C'aRe Parade" Business another suit need
10 look half Decent,
70 4 Aud to ne llows who brayely want 4
Keep up the "Swell 'FRONT.' this feature is
\. Consideration.
5s Therefore IL YOU want to drop out Of IN
ltf' Parade and Wear Clothes that are Sin
~ cerely and Honestly well made from cut
ting TO finishing look for the label Of IN
sincerity Ciothiers on YOUR next suit o
n Overcoat ~
~ Sincerity Clothes"
The label reads this way;