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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

meet at the marquis Solicitors in
details as to the estates. After the
meeting | suggested that Lord Town
shend, as he had not seer his wife for
so long, should come back and have
tea, meeting his friends by the 5:45
train to Brighton that evening. We
went to a 'radium' party, and unfor-
tunately remained too late to catch
the train. The marquis %thereupon be-
came extremity excited, expressing in
remarkably emphatic language his
desire to get down that night to the
friend with whom he had been stay.
ing at Brighton. So hysterical was
he that l thought he must be run
down, and becoming alarmed, sent
for DR.. Bramwell, of Wimpole street,
to give us his advice. .
Shut Up in House.
DR.. Bramwell strongly advised that
Lord T~ownshend should not go to
Brighton that day, and consequently
Lady Townshend refused to give him
the key of the door, saying that he
cNSA oWoy tSh WSChoy III luuSL
stay now at his house in Brook street
with her.
1T was this event which decided me
to call in DR.. Savage the next day in
consultation with DR.. Bramwell, both
of whom were perfect strangers to me.
And these two eminent mental special
lists came to the decision that Lord
TnWnGhnnd Uac nP mn hucfartoo1 80
ture, easily influenced, and would
consequently be better in the care of
his wife. An application, signed of
course, by a magistrate, was then
made to the commissioners in lunacy,
a reception order was signed on Febru-
airy 3, and on petition the marquis
was duly intrusted to the custody of
his wife.
ON two occasions the lunacy com
m%issioners have personally visited the
marquis and have been greatly struck
by the earnest protestations of friend.
ship which Lord Townshend has made
for the friend with whom he stayed
at Brighton. Intercepted letters were
also shown to them as an instance of
the great attachment which his lord
ship has for the gentleman referred to.
ITO say that the marquis is a pris-
oner in this, his own house, is absurd.
He goes out with me and Lady Town
shend for drives and walks, and last
timeI saw him Con Saturday, we took
a cab to the Hotel Victoria and Carl
ton together, and. in fact, were out
for quite a considerable time" .
The marquis has given several In
terviews since the order of the lun-
acy commissioners committing him to
the custody of his wife, and in all he
has stated quite Aankly that his one
desire is to rejoin his friend at
Brighton. He has shown hesitation
in speech, nervousness, and when the
marchioness was present has declined
to say anything. He said nothing in
sane or even eccentric, but his wife
says that his attachment to the man
at Brighton amounts to a dangerous
delusion.
His mother asserverates her belief
in his complete sanity, and is working
heaven and earth to get him away
from the tolls Of the Suthersts. She
has appealed to the lunacy commits
sioners against the order they gave,
granting his wife custody Of him, and
the whole matter Will be fought out
in the courts.
The whole story as It stands Is one
OF the most sordid that the exchange
Of titles for gold has yet evolved.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

aching of the limbs
and pain in the back
and kidneys. Severe
congestion of the kid
neys followed. Be-
sides the terrific ach-
ing there were whirl-
ing headaches, and I
CT exceedingly
weak. My doctor
could not help me,
and I turned 70
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06

Doan's Kidney Pills, with the result
that the kidney congestion disappeared,
and, with it., all the other symptoms.
What is more, the cure has lasted for
eight years"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milbur Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1906-04-06
A COLD BROUGHT 1T ON.
Severe Congestion of the Kidneys Soor
Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills.

Richard M. Pearce, a prominent bust
ness mar Of 231 So. Orange ST., Newark,
N. j., says: Working nights during
bad weather brought on q heavv cold
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-05
Tanie raty do San Francisco
j Los Anpelee

koleja North.W estern. Raty e1.
kursyjne "a pierwszorzedna podr6zz'
Z dop1atag %. 90 "a tykiet zwrotny,
uskutecznione beda zes wszystkitclh.
stacy Cd IS czerwca do Z Lipca,
w}acznie z awzglednionym okresem
czasu do powrotu. Try pospieszne
pociagi wprost do K.alifornii dzien-
ME. Pospieszny pociag n~adbrzezny,
nawskros e%lektrycznie ~oswiecony,
ME zupe}ne try dni " podr6zy do
San Francisco. Pospieszny pociag
do Los Angeles, elektrycznie ma
wskros oswietlony, kt6ry idzie no.
wa droga przez Salt Lake do Los
Angeles, zpokojem rysunkowym ]
wagonami sypialnemi ola turystow.
Inny pospieszny dzienny pociag
Jest THE China & Japan Fast
Mail'', zwagonem rysunkowym !
wagonami sypialnymi ola turyst6w
do San Francisco i Los Angeles.
Pc opisy i blizsze szczego}y zg}osiG
sic do agentow kolei Chicago &
North Western.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-05
Grunta! Grunta!
Grunta!
- . Nh - a. +.

Stoczterdziesci tysiecy ARROW.
Prey kolei Great Northern,
psi drogi, pomiedzy Minnea-
polls, St. PAUL. Duluth. Obej-
mule Kenebec, Mile Laos !
przylegle powiaty. Zawlera
n%ajlepsze b1otniste, dobrze
namocza}e grunta, obfite "
zwierzyne j ryby. Dzikich=
jag6d obfitosc. Najlepsze STA
no W ca1ym pc nocnym "a
chodzie. w stycznoSci 2 nal
lepszymi targami W kraju,
Observation-Disclosures do cho-
WI .bydla. Juz obfite " nile
czarnie. Jedna W Mile Laos
wyrabia diva tysiace funt6W
mas}a dziennie. Grunta te So
ma sprzedaz przez: The Mile
Laos Land & Loan CO.. La
.twa wypata. Kupcie sobie
siedzibe, kupcie zaraz farme
IA. w1asnosc. Me traecie czasu
ma dzierzawie, skoro taxa
sposobnos6 wan sic nadarza
o blizsze objasnienia zapytajjciilee
"a. NJ. Rutherford, $50 a. Olmsteadl
Str. Winona, MINI. albo J. rs.
Sikorski, cor. 18th & Mankato ave.
.kt6rzy niedawno nabyli wielkie oh
s1ary v tel sekAcyi..
Il. N. Rutherford, agent.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-05

s'lowlas e io'ssiul,ssz,yly lzy v
oczach dziewczynki, uchwy
ella reke Zoliwy, do ust ja|
poniosla.
- 0 ja WIEN, ze6oie ola
mnie dobrsy rzek]a, ca,
to szorstka dion 2
wdziecznoscia.
Potem obieg1a Wszystkich
wzrokiem.
49, Bedziemy sic widywac
~ dodala.
Z~apomnisz ty 0 mas
Monisiu ma zamku 80 2 go
r,ycza odpar1 Bolek.
Monisi oczy b}ysnely, no
wa liza W Mich stane}a.
Bodajbym zmarnia}a,
gdybym kiedy mia}a was
%zapomniec - rzekfa z moca.
No vice " droge, kiedy
juz ME p}aczesz odezwa}
sic Zoliwa i spusciwszy die
wczynke z kolan, do stajni
poszed}; Monisia obje}a Mag
de "a kolana, uscisne}a braci
Il posz}a sic przebrac.
W krasnej sukience slicz.
Inie by}o sierotce, ch}opcy
oczu cd niej oderwac ME mo-
gil, wyszli "a MIA wszyscy
|przed dom, w6zek juz czekal,
W diva razne gniadosze "a
przezony, wys}any kobiercem
wspania}ym. ]Zoliwa chcia]
przystojnie zajecha6 ma "a.
mex, sam tel przybra} swia.
teczne .szaty, NIECE. do boku
przypasa}, glove ustroi} sta.
ko}pakiem, "a w6z-
klein ma koniach dw6ch pa.
4cho}k6w, W suknie ciemne,
lecz z cienkiego sukna prey.
branych, siedzia}o ma ko-
mach; pacho}cy "a pasem
mieli mieczyki, W reku O.
szczepy, ma giowach czapki
-. Ext ~
%czerwone. Ruszyli 2 m%iejsca:
Zoliwa i Monisia krzykneli !
W6zka:
- Bog Z wami! Pozo'
stall ~odpowiedzieli i'm tenn
samemi Slowly, Magda otar}a
teraz ME pokryjomu Ivy z
ocZu.
- Szkoda Monisi! - "a
wo}ali m}odsi ch}opcy.
~(Ciag dalszy nastapi).
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-05
Kara Bo.z,a
Powie6c historyczna ola ludu
i mlodziezy.
(Ciag dalszy)

Bylem az " Odolana::h,
ma miejscu wszystko spraw'
dzi}em ~ %opowiada} Zoliwa
przytlumionym glosem = i
ksiadz lmiejscowy j ludzle
potwierdzili slowa dziewczy-
ny; 0 zb6ja ME pyta}em, ME
chcia1em sic z MIN widziec,
p6ki z kr6lem sic ME obacze;
mia}em z MIN pojedynek
stoczyc,. lecz nadto on .spla-
miony, rzecz kr6la 60 sadzic.
q Odolan pojecha]em
wprost do Krakowa, uklak-
lem pred kr6lem i sprawe
Gala mu opowiedzia}em; roe
sierdzil sic strasznie Jagie}}o,
przywo}a} kanclerza i wobec
siebie kaza} ma zbrodniarza
wyrok napisae;; ma gard}em
przyp}acic 6miert brata !
macochy... Co do ziemi, ia
wzieta ma bye pod opieke
kr6lewska, dop6ki> Monisia
do lat ME dojdzie, Tub m}od-
sly jei brat ME znajdzie sic;
kr6l kazal szukac zaginione.
go. Papiery z onym wyro-
klein odda} mi kr6l W reee,
ludzi do pomocy obieca}; je-
szcze ma jaki6 czas musisz
mnie tutaj zastapic.
Bolek pochyli1 sic do ra-
mienia OLGA z pocalunkiem
Jaki ia wan wdzieczny,
ze sprawe sieroty tax do
serca bierzecie - rzek} -
~dziewczyne, jak siostre po-
kocha}em.
- Dziewczyne mann zawiesc
do Krakowa, - jutro powiem
jej o tenn - odparl Zoliwa =
kr6lowa Jadwiga chce ia mice
pod swoja pieeza.
= Alboz jej u mas lie? -
smutnym g}osem odezwai sic
Bolek - matce przykro be-
die i m}odszym braciom
take, wszystkim nam ona
mia; wiecej zarobi, niz zje,
wierzajcie.
- Wierze W to wszystko
i jam pokocha} ja,. jake CO.
ruchne, ale wolf kr6lewskiej
sprzeciwiac sic ME moge -
odpar{ Zoiiwa powt6re,
gdziez mole jej bye lepiej,
jesli ME pod opieka swietej
naszej PAM.
Trudno bylo przeczyc tym
s}owom.
Bolek zwiesi} glove i szep-
tai:
Szkoda, szkoda, jake
ptaszyna swiegotafa W domu
naszym 0d rama 40 nocy, a
g}osik jej by} taxi s}odki.
Szkoda, szkoda.
Biedowae mad tenn, co
sic STAG must, mezczyznie ME
przystoi = odezwa1 sic SUI
rowo Zoliwa = idz, opatrz
w6zek i pacho}kom zapowiedz
by 0 swicie bYli gotowi do
drogi; dw6ch wezme, MECH
przyzwoicie sic ustroja, by
i'm ME wstyd by}o ma zamku
sic pokaza6.
Bolek powl6k} sic leniwym
krokiam do staini Z0liwa dc
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-05
Mapda W~estchnela,

.c6rke; lecz " wolf kr6lowej
los ola niej widzia1a, smutek
samolubny schowa}a przeto
do serca j postanowi}a ME
zdradzi6 sic pred dziec-
klein.
80 Monisiu, wei ma siebie
dzisiaj krasna sukienke, te,
com ci niedawno uszy1a
rzekla Magda nazajutrz, gdy
dziewczynka stane}a PREY ko.
mimic, by pom6dz jej "
piracy.
~ A bo to swieto? - spy
ta1a ma1a zdziwionym tonem.
- Me swieto, ale pole
dziesz dzisiaj z ojcem do
Krakowa - odparla Magda,
udaiac wesola ciesz sic;
los swietny Gle czeka; ME
darmo m6wi}am: dozna}as
wiele z}ego, doznasz "a to
wiele dobrego; kr6lowa ia.
|dwiga pos}ysza}a 0 tobie, chce
|cie wzia66 do siebie.
z oczu Monisi Ivy sic po-
toczy}y.
Wyganiacie mnAe, CO.
lem wan zawini}a - rzek}a
Il zalem - kazdemu dogo'
die chcialam.
Zal wzm6g} sic, wybuch}s
}kaniem, ukry1a twarz swa v
faldach sp6dnicy Magdy; ko'
beta otar}a ukradkiem po'
wieki i lei ma place sic zbie.
ra}o, przygarne}a sierote dc
siebie.
Me badz g}upia - RE
k1a, silac sic ma usmiech -
tam pania bedziesz, tn s2ugs
ljestes; tam W z}ocie chodzit
bedziesz, tn W grubym plot
ME.
= Me chce z}ota, ME chcf
pa6stwa odpowiada}a No
nisia, ME przestajac plakat
l. chce 2 Wami ostae.
Przybieg} J6zik, kt6ry slo'
wa sieroty pos}ysza} i W krzyl
tez uderzy}.
- Monisiu, my Gle kocha'
my, ME p6jdziesz ty prec'
od mas m6wi}, szlocha;at
i ca}ows} sierote - ME pu'
szcze Gle z izby, ma progr
sic po}oze.
Nadszed{ i Maciek, a do
wiedziawszy sic cd .brata
czego place ~dziewczyna, to;
samo powtarza}; Magda ME
wiedziala co m6wic, jak "a
die sobie z dziecmi, NJ
sZcZescle nadsZedf ZOllWa
wzia} Monisia "a reke, siad
ma }awie i umie5ciwszy sobit
dziecko ma kolanach, odez
wal sic }agodnie.
- Czy to ty mi ME mia
czy ia twej krzywdy chce
~dziewczyno, ze tax wyrze
kasz, a toe ia Gle tax umi}o'
wal, jakbyS wlasna mi by}a
ma synowa chetnie bym cit
hodowa}, lecz co robic, kie
ME mozna... Kr6lowa chct
Gle "a c6rke wziac, spierac si'
l. MIA ME moge... Me bad
'lg1upia dziewczyno, los ci si'
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1906-07-05

SkOWNIK p. M. Maryah-
skiego, W mocnej oprawie
ksiazka do 1atwego naucze-
MIA sic jezyka angielskiego,
MONA dostac W naszej re-
dakcyi "a Gene $1.00.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
His View Unitarian.

To her already considerable collec-
ton of old mahogany the woman had
added an unusually large dresser that
had it's top covered with a slab of
marble not less than six feet long.
All sorts of comments had been made
on it, but one of her men friends
struck note that illustrated just how
many different viewpoints there may
be in the world. He stood in front of
it for few moments and seemed to
be comparing the length OF that
marble slab with his own person.
Then he remarked slowly: Wouldn't
it be great to have that in your rooms
and come home late on hot sum-
mer's night, take off your clothes and
lie down on it"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
RULES IN HYGIENNE.

From French medical review:
l. Rise early. retire early, and fill
your day with work,
Water and bread maintain life; pure
air and sunshine are indispensable to
health.
3. Frugality and sobriety form the
best elixir of longevity.
4. Cleanliness prevents rust; the
best cared for machines last the long
est.
S. Enough sleep repairs waste and
strengthens; too much sleep softena
and enfeebles.
s. To be sensibly dressed is to give
freedom to ones movements and
enough warmth to be protected from
sudden changes Of temperature.
7. A clean and cheerful house
makes happy home.
s. The mind is refreshed and invig-
Grated by distraction and amusement,
but abuse of them leads to dissipation,
and dissipation to vice.
8. Cheerfuiness makes love of life,
and love of life is half Of health. On
the contrary, sadness and discourage
NEE hasten old age.
10. Do you gain your living by your
intellect? Then do not allow your
arms and legs to grow stiff. Do you
earn your bread by your pick-ax? Do
not forget to cultivate your mind ana
to enlarge your thought,
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
- 80.

i covert eoat ii atsays { .asfsFI a5s,
and provided 1t Ii niaas 81 good ma.
tefiaI aid By i good tail6f 1t is always
accepted as a smart garment for Ger
tain uses: The old model with fitted
back and straight fly front holds its
own. and though the ready made mod
els strain after originality by adding
odd strappings and peculiarities Of cit
tha best tailors counsel absolute sever
ity in such a coat, the cut and finish
alone being trusted to give the ueces-
sary cachet.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
Japan's Military Heroes.

Self-depreciation seems to be a
common virtue of military heroes in
Japan. In his parting address to his
officers on the breaking up Of the
Manchurian army Marshal Oyama
says: "That I, in spite of my de
fective ability, have been enabled to
avoid any signal failure must be pr
marily assigned to the loyalty and
fidelity of the officers and soldiers I'M
der my command"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
Beginning of Railroads.

England was in advance OF the
United States in it's early railroad ex-
periments. In the first years of the
last century several roads using horse
power and iron rails were in oper
alton Then Stephenson began intro
ducing steam locomotives and by the
success of his Rocket on the Liverpool
e Manchester line in 1929 proved that
steam was to be the future source Of
motive power.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
Liked Prison.

Sir Alfred Reynolds, who has done
a great deal for British unfortunates,
says that when a young girl goes to
prison for the first time it is for her
a very dreadful thing. He tells of a
case which came under his notice as a
visiting justice. A young girl, when
she found herself in the prison, was
utterly overcome with shame and be-
came hysterical. The matron con-
trived to soothe her. When her time
came to be released the girl said to
the matron, "I've been so happy that
shan't mind coming back again"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
JEST AND EARNEST.

A woman's sphere is the home. ANY
bride of a week is wiling to admit
this.
When a couple are matched but
net mated 1t Is sort Of friction
match.
Even a poor man who hasn't dol
lar may be we'll OF as long as he does
MT marry.
A bibulous man who speaks by the
sard says there Is always room at the
eop--after the foam has been blown
off.
A pleasure party never gets credit
for having a jolly good time unless
there Is at least one liar ia the
bunch.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
Iail.Rreakar,s offense.

The charge against man named
Armstrong, who had made his escape
while being taken to jail, the other
day. was: THAT Armstrong got at
large whithersoeyer he would, to the
great hindrance of justice and the evil
example of all others in the like case
offending and against the peace of
our sovereign lord the king, his crown
and dignity"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

The taw-bone Of an ass don't seem
to have ever gone out OF business.
If the shadow Of success comes your
way welcome it as if it were the real
substance.
A politician never knows what a
fool he has made of himself until he
runs for Office.
Isn't it sometimes better to walk
off with your dignity intact than to
stand too long on it?
Many people think themselves star
performers when they are only mis-
cradle scene shutters.
Still water runs deep and silent, but
still whisky Is apt to run shallow and
make an awful fuss.
After matriMony the face in the
honeymoon may be either a hearts
delight or an aggravating Nemesis.
It's strange that the very things
that we long for most ardently lose
much of their value with possession.
The stomach, the heart and the
mind each crave a different diet and
what will feed the one will starve the
other.
The church has it's uses. You can
always gauge the generosity of your
best friends husband by her Christ
mas furs and her Easter display
Kate Thys0n Mass.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
$40 LIS.

Bear Lake. Wis, Dot luy 1906; Mr
ca. -. s. 80 - h. s,<, /. s,s.
sick.
| Miss Ruth Matchett IS IN a cfltical
roi''' n,n -. .",'ieo'n - LII ''ii'
a,ltat;aa 81 OH
| John Goodenough is down from Ken
man,
lilfesilli'g - al ooiie III Tins Vieiin1y.
81 far;no from annendicitis. is DOING
nicely under DR.. Malcolm's treatment.
Fast men seldom win in the human
race
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
Turpentine From Stumps.

The editor of the News was over in
northern Minnesota this week looking
into the manufacture of turpentine from
stumps. A visit at the factory reveals
the process. We shall discuss the
matter in the future.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
FIRsT BOWLING GAME
Two Local Teams Start the Season
With ! vefy Spirited
Contest;

Bowling in Ladysmith opehed We'd
nesday evening when two local teams,
that had recently been organized met
and fought battle for supremacy.
One team assumed the name of
Monarchs and by their efforts proved
themselves entitled to the name The
others, the Aerials, came near captur-
ing the game.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
An Old Silk Coat.

1t is very hard to remove the shine
from the back of silk coat. Better
use fancy braid to outline the seams.
That would make the wear come on
the braid, and keep the silk from
growing worse at least.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
Do Fine Work.

Dredges used in taking gold-bearing
sand from the beds of rivers are so
economically operated that they can
be made profitable when six or seven
cents worth Of gold is obtained in a
ton of gravel.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

Mrs. A. Allen of Ingram, was among
Ladysmith people Monday.
Miss Kate Campbell of Bruce, was a
visitor in Ladysmith Tuesday.
A. r. Kleinert was a visitor at the
Twin Cities Tuesday and Wednesday.
Road Master Collins of Rhinelander,
was a visitor in Ladysmith Saturday.
Rev. and Mrs. Hadden of Bruce,
were visitors in this city Saturday
At the end of the game it was deter
mined that the Monarchs were ''mon-
archs of all they surveyed" being 6
points ahead. The individual score
was as follows by games:
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

Bishop E. Nutail, archbishop of the
West Indies, after spending two
months In London, has sailed for ia
maica, where he has been officially
established for four years.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
SOME TURKISH PROVERBS.

To the well man every day is
feast day.
To-day's egg is better than to-mor-
rows hen.
Two watermelons cannot be held
under one arm.
The master of the house 10 the
guests servant
He who has not rest at home Is In
the worlds hell
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

Ohio Wesleyan university has re-
Gently received a gift Of $4,000 from
the Edwards family of Leipsic, Ohio.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

Dean William McNulty celebrated
recently the forty-siXth anniversary
OF his ordination as priest and the
forty years administration to the
wants of his flock in st. Johns parish,
Paterson, N. j.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

NA/A The announcements appearing this CLASSIFIED depart
w charged at the rate OF
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peonle of the county, Here known eff
ivem erat minalex expense.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
FEMININE PHILOSOPHY.

From all those men who think they
know it all-good Lord deliver us!
There was once man who was not
spoiled by being ionized. His name
was Daniel.
Every college boy likes to be ad-
dressed as "old man" and members OF
the bald-headed row always love to be
called my boy"
When you wish to convey the subj
lest and most delicate fiattery to a
man, ask him for advice. 1t isn't nec'
essary to follow 1t.
The trouble with most men in love
is that they want to hurry. Occasion
ally there is one who undo stands that
every stage on the way is interesting
and should be made the most OF.
In the long migrations of the birds
from north to south, in the Journey
of the blacktail deer of the Rockies,
when death turks by the pathway to
their summer or winter homes; in the
wild stampede Of the buffalo that once
ranged the mighty plans-we never
hear Of weaker sex. queer.
They say that a certain young WON
an now inspecting tenements under
the tenement-house department OF New
York had the highest marks OF any
one of the $500 or SO candidates who
have taken the examinations. Her
general average was 81, and she used
to be forewoman of pickle factory.
Nice to see plain working people forge
ahead Observation-Disclosures Times.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

The fox Is sometimes stronger than
either the bull or the bear!
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
CHURCH AND CLERGY.

The Rev. Joseph N. Blanchard, d,
D., has become assistant minister at
Trinity church, Boston.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

The iaw-bone Of an ass don't seem
to have ever gone out OF business.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

Gov. Bates of Massachusetts at
banquet in Boston few evenings ago
lifted high his glass and pledged
toast in pure water, as did Abraham
Lincoln when he drank to the health
of the committee which notified him
of his nomination for the presidency
of the United States.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

When you wish to convey the subj
lest and most delicate tiattery to
man, ask him for advice. 1t isn't nec'
essary to follow 1t.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

Every college boy likes to be ad
dressed as "old man" and members O.
the bald-headed row always love to bt
called my boy"
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13
wIf ans .alsseN.

!. it's i wise aut0nobite VINO takes
out q life insurance policy
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

From all those men who think they
know it all-good Lord deliver us!
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

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