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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
No Attraction.

Mrs. Jones doesn't understand why
she cannot keep hired girl
That is what comes of marry ing
snch a homely husband
Easy 10 Do.
a Chicago man who has been con-
yicted of q crime, but is out of the
penitentiary on some sort of writ or
another applied for by his friends, has
been furnishing the nation with quite
bit of summer gayety by trying to
break into prison. using every means
ne could think of save pick
Every day we see political grafters
and men of that class apparently try
ing their best to break into the peniten-
tiary and just missing it by the frac
tional part of an inch. 5dt as q general
proposition it is not a hard matter to
secure winter quarters in some highly
recommended penitentiary.
There are people who think that
man might have higher ideals. but this
Is a free country and every one is at
liberty 10 cultivate his whims, though
it must be admitted that most people
who have thoughts in that direction
really want TO break in as warden.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
Strictly Honorary.

King Haakon Of Norway has been
made an admiral in the German navy
a position and title that sounds big,
but in reality does not carry as much
real authority as that of dog catcher
in an American village.
All Nlat there is to it is that he can
wear the uniform and have the com
mission framed to hang up in the din
ing room, so that when some of the
neighbours children are Dragging that
their pa is notary public his son can
point to that and say proudly: "Oh,
shucks for that. My pa is German
admirali'
OF course, If he should get into war
with Germany. which he isn't going TO
do if he can help ii, the play job OF
admiral wouldn't last overnight but
while all is smooth sailing he can work
at it very nicely without interfering
with any of his other jobs
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

An elephants trunk answers thfs
animal as nose and hand. He also
uses 1t for drinking, drawing up the
water through his trunk and then pour
ing 1t into his mouth. The elephac.
has singular habit when suffering
from the heat Of poking his nose dowY
his throat into his stomach and with.
drawing a quantity of water. which Re
then squirts over his back and sides II
cool his body. AS during warm day
this operation is repeated about ona1
In every five minutes riding an els
plant in the sun is no pleasant under
taking.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
THE CITY IN BRIEF

spent sunday in cincinnati
Fresh oystsH served in all styles
at Muth's. 2s-tf.
30-tf kFeBEY & CO.
PLUMs FoRcApNINe, (DAMsEN
AND BRADsHANs) TUESDAY
MORNING, SEPT. 4th. AT EGGE-
MEYERS. 2-3t
Miss Pearl Wilgun has returned to
her home in Proctorville, O., after
short visit with her sister, Mrs. j.
B. Cooper.
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The Palladium will pay 1oc for cop
les of the Richmond Palladium of the
dates of January list and End. 1906.
MICHIGAN AAHrLETT PEARS
NEXT TuEsDAYVAT EGGEMEY-
ER'S.
2-st.
Northern Mishiga5excursion tick
cts to PetoskeN II hverse City and
Mackinac IslandNs4d Sept IL, $500
and 5000 round ~ good ten days.
d&w If.
New Knox Fall ind Winter Hats,
$500 and $500. VI
30-tf vKIBBEY G. CO.
Frank Wilson, of Washington. D. C.
is in the city visiting his brother.
Folger Wilson for few weeks.
Mrs. George Rizer. her daughter
Helen and son, Karl, of Springfield.
o., are visiting Mrs. RyH Rizer, 81
North 7th street.
400 RUsHELs CANNING PEACH
Es. cRAwFoRaS AND ELsERTAs.
EeeEMEYER's, ktT& hAIN SITS.
NEXT TuEsDAYA {
Est.
Fresh oysters servSeassin all styles
at Muth's. 2S-tf.
$500 round trip to Petoskey, $500
to MsGkinae Island. Sept. II. C. r. &
l. 10 daS tickets, special train
d&w ~
400 BUSHELS OF PEACHES.
TUESDAY NENT. SEPT. 4TH.
EGGEMEYERS, 4th & MAIN SITS.
2-2t
G. r. & l. fe. day excursion to Cool
Northern MichNan, Sept IL $500 to
Petoskey or Tra4eEe City. $500 for
round trip to MacSnac Island.
d&w #
PEAcHEsJokcAN, FULL CAR
MEYERS.
2-3t.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
Painful Points Too.

You're quees looking thing to
want TO fight with me- said the young
bulldog contemptuously. You're not
In my class"
Perhaps not" replied the porcupine
quietly. but / think I can give you o
few points."-BrookIrn Life.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
UPSIDE Down.

$50 you don't believe in college cdr
cationT'
mo. sir. After graduation / nearly
starved to death practicing law"
But you look prosperous now"
Eyes, sir. l went into vaudeville and
made a fortune balancing barrel CT
my feer while standing on my head."--.
Detroit Free Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
CITY AND COUNTY
Marriage Licenses.

Virginia kuster, 20 years and Or
vile Thalls, 90 years: Emma Modlin,
p years and Graston Mink. q years;
Bertha Clark, 20 years and Elmer
Phelps % years; Florence Catherine
Smith 10 years and Rudolph Gaar
Leeds, 20 years.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

81 understand" said the tourist o.
top OF the coach, that this settlement
raises more horse thieves than any
community in the west
I'VE ought TO raise few of them.
replied Amber Pete as he touched his
gun. I'VE certainly plant enough OF
them, Chicago News.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

Gracious exclaimed Miss Passay
Il know / must sook a perfect fright
l can't do anything with my hair a
ALL
'No. said Miss Pepp-ey. '.Surels
you can take it back and get it ex-
changed, can't fouf" = Philadelphia
Ledger
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

II has gone out of fashion
to boast of never reading ads.
Those who do not nowadays
are inclined 10 keep quiet
about it, as they would about
any other personal shortcom-
ing.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
Effective.

A very small and minor thing
A great result will often bring.
For many soft and temperance drtnl
Il wholly altered by wink
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
Entitled TO 1t.

why does he put on so many airs
Because he has just acquired al
heiress''
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
A peasimist is a man who smells a
rat, but won't try to catch it.

A pes Slm1St IS q man VINO SmcllS q
! rat, but won't try to catch it,
Mostly happiness consists in getting
corner on the things that the other
fellow wants.
When the wife's away the husband
will play.
A bachelor is man who lacks either
money or courage.
A kicker may win the applause of
the multitude, but in private life every
one would be glad to see him be the
recipient of the results of his own ex-
ertions.
There might be worse vacations than
the one that the husband gets when
his wife is away.
A real, live enemy is worth half a
dozen slack friends
A child has a well defined idea of the
duties Of q parent.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Dying is the only useful thing some
men ever do.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

Women are fond of sfiattery. which.
proves that they are closely connected
to men.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03
REV. ANNA H. SHAW, HEAD OF THE WOMAN SUFFRAGE
ASSOCIATION

1t said that the mantle of Susan Anthony has fallen the
Chapman Gait president of the National Woman
this distinction
q woman O bera ulture
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

Frank Wilson, of Washington. D. c.
is in the city visiting his brother.
Folger Wilson for few weeks.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

New Knox Fall ind Winter Hat.
$500 and $500. VI
30-tf vkIBBEY G. CO.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

Mrs. George Rizer, her daughter
Helen and son, Karl, of Springfield.
o., are visiting Mrs. RyH. Rizer, 81
North 7th street.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

Northern Mishigaqy excursion tick
cts to Petoske& II hverse City and
Mackinac IslandAs4d Sept. IL, $500
and 5000 round ~ good ten days.
d&w If.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

G. r. & l. e. day excursion to Cool
Northern Michfsan, Sept II. $500 to
Petoskey or Tra4e&e City. $500 for
round trip to Mactsnac Island.
d&w IF
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

400 BUSHELS OF PEACHES
TUESDAY NENE SEPT. 4TH.
EGGEMEYERsS, 4th 6 MAIN SITS
2-2t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

Fresh oysters servetssin all styles
at Muth'S. 2S-tf.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1906-09-03

400 RUsHELs CANNING PEACH
Es, cRAwFoRdS AN0 EL6ERTAs.
EGeEMEYER's, WITH & HAIN SITS.
NEXT TUESDAYA
OF
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
COLBY MEN DEFEATED.
Organization Sian Heads Esser
(N. J.) County Committee.

Alderman Alfred n DaIrymple, of Newark an
Governor Franklin Murphy and later of Con-
gressman r. Wayne Parker, elected chair
man OF the Essex County Republican Committee.
as successor to Major Carl Lentz. at the an
nual meeting of that body in Newark last night
His election came after bitter fight for su-
premacy between the regulars" and the New
Idea men, the latter placing ex-Assembyruan
William Munge In the fight as their candidate
The vote was Dalrympe. III; Mungle Sc Ed
ward w Gray. secretary Of Governor Stokes
received six votes. while Assemblyman Austin
Colgate. of Orange. a stanch Colbyite received
one vote.
The sentiment of the Colbyites toward Dal-
rympIe was apparent when they refused to make
the election unanimous Assemblyman William
p. Martin. Colby man. with some opposition
i'm his own camp MS a result of his stand on a
gerrymander ordinance passed by the Newark
Common Council had been mentioned repeat
edly for the chairmauship, and an effort was
made 10 have him take the place in preference
to Dalrymple. He announced in the meeting.
however. that he would not. The mention of
his name several times, however, brought forth
applause
The Republican headquarters was we'll filled
There was great interest il, the outcome OF the
meeting as Il is likely to shape the future des-
tiny of the Republicans In Essex. The result
was anything but pleasing to the Colbyites.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
COLLEGE WOMEN,S CLUB.
IL Hears About COrOnafiOns and
What Not from a Guest.

n the members of the College women's Club
did not people their dreams last night with
kings and queens and popes: II they did not
nuTmnr softly and automatically, Yes. your
grace" and NO. excellenEa": if in fancy they
did not soar from gray buckingham Palace 70
sunny Madrid. and thence 20 the Eternal City
by way OF the Palace Of the Elysee and the
court of Emperor Francis Joseph. breakfasting
with duchesses. lunching with princes. dining
with royalties and supping. after a tea or two
with spare infanta or queen-mother. in the
society Of cardinals and papal nuncios-wel. IT
was not because the Countess Spottiswood
Machin had failed TO make the necessary in
Productions st yesterdays meeting.
The countess certainly did her duty. Seated
on one or The Waldorf-Astoria's finest gilt and
brocade sImchairs. a throne her princess
gown ~ gray satin end spangles stretching he
hind her into The perspective her ermine tippet
sweeping the floor. in her right hand a gold
lorgnette through which she read her manu-
script. she did her best 10 paint the glLttering
psgeanfs. the memorable functions az which she
had been part.
''afy friends and coUntrywomen." began the
countess before plunEing into the glories Of her
presentation 10 Queen Victoria. for which Worth
made her gown OF tuile and satin. mounting
upon IL some point 4 dAlcncon which had once be
longed To the Empress Eugene. For the corona
Iion ef Edward VII she obtained an invitation
through the Apostolic Nuncio AT Paris, who
gave her letter 10 Cardinal Vaughan. who
saw the Duke = Norfolk who managed the
business. When Alfonso and Victoria had their
CorCuation II Rsmpo. who interested him
solf IN seeing thst she was not overlooked in
Madrid. and what he left undone the Infanta
Eulalie made up for
over in Italy people would keep taking her
fer the Queen mother 50 that ner friends hated
~ 60 In ride with Uer for fear Of being taken
Tor r lacy in waiting. I'm q Roman slum where
Fhe was disirict visiting with a scion Of Aus
irian ROYALTY. The people actually presented
petition which they had been getting up for
NaTghcrita.
The countess denied emphSriCally that pal
titles like hers could be purchased. THEY
conferred only for devotion 10 humanity or
f"ne ac' of philanthropy" she said.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
TRANSACTIONS IN REALTY.

Jacob J. Talbot has resOId for Adam Knoboch to
a client the four story double fathOuse, No. AS
West 46th St. on lot 242x1OO.5 feet.
Moses Crystal. in conjunction with Sol I. Kaye
has sold for the Capital Realty and Construction
Company to JanpOe & Werner the two six story
apartment houses, each S6 2x99 II feet the north
side OF 1S5th St. 100 feet east Of Amsterdam ave.
10 West 45th st, two four story dwelling houses
plot 336x1O0.5 feet, for May Z. Williamson ana
n u. Wentworth to W ~. CasseL Webster =.
Mabie was associated broker In the sale OF No
Trimm No. 231 to 235 East goth ST., five two story
brick stables, plot 70x92 feet, leasehOd.
NJ. l.. q @. Ernst have bought from Peter TAFT
through kurz & Cren. No. 624 East 159th ST.. six
feet adjoining the southwest OF MelrOse ave
Pocher & Co. have sold for Isaac LebOvirz 70
William ]. Johnson the plot. 6OI10O feet, the east
side OF the Southern Boulevard. I5 feet south OF
Jennings st.
Miss Carotta Felgemaker has sold the southeast
corner Of Lafayette ave- and Bryant St, plot look
loo feet
George NJ Turner has sold the three story bric,-
dwelling mouse. No IS West 18th ST.
Mrs Aime Du Pont has sold the northeast corner
of Cornell ave. and Cedar st, plot 20OxIOO feet
Richard Dickson has sold for Florence StOlz tv,,
lots at the northeast corner OF Fox and jefferson
aves, Edenwald.
Sol l. Kaye and Moses Crystal have sold IN the
Capital Realty and Construction Comma nv tie hIoI-
and 134th sts.. plot 1991OXIOO feet Ths h,,l-ars
will erect six story hathOUseS on the site
Abram BachTach has bought from the estate ~
Joseph Tuckerman Nos. 10 to % Commerce e.
property abuts three houses in Barrow 81 bo,,yI'5
recently by Mr.. Bachrach. who now controls a piot
7aXS0 feet - F''N
Frederick a. Rocth has sold for the estate .,
Harriet 4 Barrett No 26T West Saith st a three
story and basement dwelling house on lot isxioS
feet - ~ 'NNO-~
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
REALTY NOTES.

Meynen. Booth & Emo. Of Jamaica sold YES
terday plot Of fifteen lots. fronting on KapIan
ave, north of Hillside ave. TO a Jamaica in
vestor.
NJ. & L. Hess have leased for n long tern, OF
years for William Hecht 10000 square feet OF
space In the new building in course OF construc-
ton at No. 90 to 81 West 18th ST.; for Heiner &
Wolf. 5000 square feet of space in the building
NO East 18th st. extending to No 6 East 18th
ST. ana Tor Carl Rosenbaum, 5000 square feet of
space in Nos 1856 and 13S Greene st.
Frederick Fox & Co. have leased for Robert
r Zobel 10000 square feet OF space in the new
seven story mercantile building Nos 40 and 10
West 26th ST. which completes the renting OF the
building: also for Meyer Auerbach the store
basement and four lofts. in all about 1900
also for the Queen Manufacturing Company
about 1000 square feet of space In Nos 90 22
ana ~ East 2Oth ST. and for l. Rem. store.
basement and lofts. in No. 30 East 9th St
Pocher & Co. have leased the house No 337
East 51st st. for ROsaIie Rothschild to Horace
brooHs Tor a term OF years Also leased a
large loft at No 12S West 3sd ST. for Thomas
Dimond to the PuhloW Reed and Willow Manu-
featuring Company.
Burrill Brothers have sold for +be es4o+o -
George Schimpf. deceased, the five story store
and apartment house No. 203 9Th ave. Brooklyn
IN Vod St. near Sd ave, Brooklyn, for John An
deTson to the Hunton & Cutting Real Estate
Company, for $4,000
He'll & Stern have leased the following: For
Josephine Macdonald, 1850 square feet of space
IN the new building. Nos. rs and 72O Broadway:
also for A. Bos6OWitZ, 5000 square feet i'm Nos
04 and IO0 Broadway; also for the Master
Builders Realty Company, $500 square feet IN
Nos. 10 and IA East 18th st also for : linden
born $500 square feet In Nos 13 and IL West
10Th street; also for Ewald Mommer. 5000
square feet In Nos. Is and 10 West 24th st;
also for the Central Building. Improvement and
Investment Company, 5000 square feet in Nos
1 and Washington Place; also for the Astor
estate 10000 feet In Nos. 1S4 and 1856 Grand St
Plans have been filed with Buildings Supertn-
tendent Murphy for two story and attic par
sonage, to be built in 1I2d ST., just off Audubon
ave, for the Washington Heights United Pres
byterlan Church. OF which the Rev. ]. l.. Hervey
is minister. 1t will be OF ornamental brick
trimmed with stone. and is to cost $4,000 ac-
cording to the estimate Of John f. Scharsmith.
the architect.
Plans have been filed for remodeIllng the four
story and basement private dwelling house No
East 35th St. opposite the new Altman store,
into an Office and store building for BENJAMIN
Altman as owner. The first two stories will be
fitted as stores. The improvements are 10 cost
$4,000. according TO the estimate of DENLY &
Mute. architects.
S. OsgoOd Pell & Co have sold to Sarah Hitch
cock a plot Of lots at Young st. and Laurel Hill
Long Island City. Also sold 10 Stephen ]. Duffie
a plot of lots at Beebe ST. and Ely ave, Long
Island CITY.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
A Sl,OOO,OOO 4 PER CENT LOAN
MORTtiAGE AFFECTS ALDRICH COURT BUILDING,
OWNED By HfMBURG-AMERICAN LINE
Po7cton apartment Figures in Carlisle Deiup i,
Ues End Auenuc, Changes Hands

The New York Life Insurance and Trust Com
pany has lent 81 ,ON0O00 at 4 per cent to the
Hamburg American Line on the Adrich Court.
office building No Al to - Broadway. The
mortgage will he due November l. 1911
Leopold We'll has sold for Benjamin MordeCsi.
of the firm of A. L. MordecsI & Son CInc.) 10
the Jacob BOokman estate the POweltOn. seven
story apartment house. at the northeast corner
of broadway and 9Tth st. 1t has frontage of
lD11 feet in Broadway and 165 feet in the
street The property was held at $5sOOO0 In
part payment the Bookman estate gives plot
of about six lots at the northeast corner Of 1Oth
ST. and 18th ave.
Jesse - Bennett & Co sold for the Willet
Realty Co. the Carlisle Dwelling. a modern
apartment house. at the southeast corner OF
West End ave and SD St. 102x1O0 feet. The
property was held at $425.OOO.
Stephens Protestant Episcopal Church the prop
erty. No. 125 Greenwich st. lot 2jx1O6 feet.
on which is part of the Western Electric Com
panys factory. This property under lease
to the Western Electric Company for three
terms OF twenty-One years. and by its purchase
the fee Of the large plot OF which II forms
part at Greenwich and Thamas st. is vested in
one owner St Stephens CSUrch owned this
property for nearly one hundred years. The
purchaser is the Hamilton Building Company.
W. Clarence Martin has bought from Matilda
L. Schoonmaker No. 221 Lexington ave. FIVE
story hathouse, with stores. a lot 2SxSO feet,
at the northeast corner NJ 3:,d ST.
Pease & Gilman have sold for Edward H.
Titus No. 6D1 West End ave, a four story high
stOop bTownstOne dwelling house, on lot 19.5x9O
rect 10 a client for occupancy.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
NEGRO SHOOTS CHINESE.
Uorc 4rmy Uniform -4ttempted
to Rob III Reno Laundryman.

FL Reno. Okla. Dec 2S--Resisting an at
tempted hold-up in his laundry tonight, Lee
Sung was shot and severely wounded by
Negro who wore the uniform Of the United
states army Soldiers from Fort Reno. the
Sherifrs force, policemen and many citizens are
searching for the Negro.
Lee Sung was alone in his laundry when the
Negro entered. and pointing a pistol at him. de-
lnanded money. The Chinese attempted TO
draw a revolver and the Negro fired, the bullet
entering Lee Sung's abdomen.
The Negro was dressed in the full UNIFORM
of the United States army. but it Is not known
whether he is member OF the Negro troops
now stationed at Fort Reno or one of the dis
charged soldiers Several of the soldiers dis
missed for participation in the Brownsville riots
carried their uniforms away with them at the
time of their discharge.
Major Penrose. commanding officer at Fort
Reno when asked what action he had taken
and whether the roll of the troops at the fort
had been called. refused TO discuss the case.
Il am getting sick Of this business, he said.
Every time a crime is committed ii is laid
to the Negro soldiers. 1 won't tell anything
about what has been done further than to say
that we are doing all in our power TO aid in the
apprehension of the guilty person..
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
SAW NEGRO ATTACK.
Witness at Brownsville Inquiry Says
They Fired from Fort.
rRy relegraph 20 The Tribune.I

Brownsville. Tex, Dec. 2S.-Mrs. Kate Leahy,
who keeps a hotel opposite the Cowan house.
testified to-day before the Purdy commission
that sixteen Negro soldiers attached that house
in the Brownsville raid last August; also that
Immediately before the raid she firing from
the fort.
George W. Kendall. retired business man.
and his wife said that they saw firing by men
inside the fort and Negro soldiers scaling the
wall and invading the town: also that one of the
bullets from the fort went through their room.
Testimony that the town raided by Negro
soldiers was given also by Geneo Padron and
Macedonia RamIerz, patrolmen; Lieutenant
Dominguez Of the police. whose arm was shot
off: {. il. Thorn. dentist MIR. and Mrs COwan.
whose house was the principal one attacked; !;
Mayor Combe, an cX-army officer, and other
residents.
New-York tribune., 1906-12-29
MARRIAGE AS A LAST RESORT.

Under the title Marriage as a Last Resort" Mrs.
Sarah Patt Decker, the popular and thrice mar
riel president of the General Federation of WOm-
ems Clubs. contributes paragraph to The Home
Magazine" for Christmas, in which she urges girls
10 remain single until unless they terribly in
love Girls" says Mrs. Decker, should
marry until there is absolutely no other way out
Of IT, That is 10 say, they should be so tremen-
dousy in love that they cannot live apart from
their beloyeds. The mutual agreement marriages
and the marriages because single life is considered
n disgrace gone into ancient history. Old maids
are not bachelor girls any more; they are
business women. Give thought 10 the unmarried
women everywhere; many Of them are heads of
institutions or hold SPLENDID situations with large
hIIns. No one refers 10 them as old maids. In
iact there are many men who would ike to be
where they are. And their Independence Is delight
luIy remarkable. To be women as class
DO not succeed as we'll men in this generation.
put that Is easily accounted for. The boy is born
INTO trade atmosphere, and has been for
tuTies, As "A child. he rubs against more world
propositions. Women breadwinners are new
the world but IN proportion they further ad-
vance ana more competent than men Rather
thHn marry Tor the sake or home, women should
s'.pppit u-'hsFlF"s. Tor IN lne out of ten, II
NJ l'Nr 'SlsS' they viii either have 10 do il any
fund.-