The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-06
With the Long Bow
Eye nasurs's walks. shoot folly % II flies"
Beautiful Young Lady Aroused from Her First Sweet Sleep
by THE Devouring Element Hesitates Whether to Save
Papa OF the Canary
'Eys NATURES walks. she'

HE young lady who lived the fire last week
III awoke Just as the remen running thru the alley
putting up ladders somewhere She leaped from the
bed and tells the rest of her story thus:
ct thought at first that the fire right in house,
hesitaed whether and the canary
Here the crowd burst loud hilarious smie and
nobody discovered which animal dragged out first
The New Orleans park board has evolved idea
and valuable called tree dentistry This sounds
tho the trees had their teeth filed but the exact facts
that they have their trunks packed The question arose
year what would be done to the great
Audubon park which losing their growth and
verdure by OF big holes their trunks It de-
sided ill the apeures with cement The operations were
attended with remarkable Sick old oaks reganed
their strength decay stopped new branches began to
grow and altogether they put signs Of renewed life
The Of arborea dentistry has since then been per-
ected such extent that bark be given
to tree, and perhaps later to the dog:
Builders finding out that cement may be used for
anything but will be to gardeners that trees
teeh may be filled with it. If your favorte tree is fading
away with cavity in it's trunk where dampness and insects
agather, it should be attended to at once
M%..
The sportsman something Of mark for his friends"
These latter telling good Nimrod who halls
from Missouri town and uniform when he goes
out to kill The friends distracted his loaded cartridges
om his gun and substituted blanks therefor But it made
difference He surprised the okers little later by
proudy bringing in wild goose The fellows who fixed the
artillery claiming around town that the goose
smitted suicide. ~
William Welch's "Home Diary'' an anti-vilas organ
which has been running for several hundred and which
IDS likely mine Of historic material after several
hundred years more has with improved Cos
lmology For long time Mr. Welsh has been dissatisfied
with Moses of things and has felt that modified
Darwnansm better meets his demands Mr. Welshs ideas
of evolution 1--WE quote from the Home Diary Of March,
1906 along these lines: II. w.
That sapiens zoologs In its aboriginal
position the Immediate OF
we denominate Idiot.
natural born Fool is advanced type Of the
idiot exhibiting the physical and intellectual qualities Of his
Immediate ancestor but Of much higher order; during this
advance covering generations practical divorce
had this higher type of animal life the brute abso
ute the Fool enemies his former kindred
sought safety precpces subsstng
roots fruit and the flesh Of inferior animals which his
strength and feeble ingenuity enabled him to capture
after Of the Simpeton materazed,
creation vastly superior to the Foonot suddeny-not by
aabut by upward gadation the rising
Arctic night and bespeaks the coming coming not the
intellectual life and light but heraldng the
great uminay which to nvgorat matter and breathe
into it higher intellectual life.
s That the average Man he appears evolved
this order Of Nature and out Of this harmony
drstoo his march the monarch Of the earth
in this evolution, Man he appears, will i'm
perceptibly disappear superseded higher
superseded the simpeton, but conformity
the fixed law Of Atavsm will exceptionally the
progeny of then existing be cassed with the feeble
minded bgadehe unfortunate Of earhbu with his true
relation mind and matter recognized and established.
. This is pretty good tho Of the minor
steps in the ascending SCALE the natural Jaokass the Howng
Goat and the who throws his tin the lot
have necessarily been omitted "A. J. R.