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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
A Lazy Liver

May be only tired liver, or starved
liver. 1t would be stupid as well as
savage thing to beat a weary or starved
man because he Jagged in his work. So
in treating the tagging, torpid liver it is
a great mistake to lash it with strong
drastic drugs A torpid liver is but an
indication of an ill-nOurished, enfeebled
body whose organs are weary with over
work Start with the stomach and allied
organs of digestion and nutrition. Put
them in working order and see how
quickly your liver will become active.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
has made many marvellous cures of silver
trouble by its wonderful control of the
organs of digestion and nutrition. 1t re-
stores the normal activity of the stomach,
increases the SecretionS of the blood-mab
ing glands, cleanSeS the system from poi
sonous accumulations, and so relieves the
liver of the burdens imposed upon it by
the detection of other organs.
If YOU have bitter or bad taste in the morn
ing. poor or variable appetite. coated tongue,
foul breath. cohstipated or irregular bowels.
feel weak. easilS tired. Respondent. frequent
headaches, pain Or distress%p "small of back"
gnawing or distressed EeenQg in stomach
perhaps nausea, Nh5Aae>F\soNC "risings" in
throat after eating. and kindTeA symptoms
of weak stomach and torpid liTeA no medi-
cine will relieve YOU more PROMPTLY or cure
you moIa- peTmanentIy Than Doctor -PieTce.s
Golden Medical Discovery. Perhaps only
part of the above symptoms Will be present
at one time and yet point to torpid liver or
biliousness and weak stomach Avoid all
hot bread and biscuits, griddle cakes and
other indigestible food and take the vGolden
Medical Discovery" regularly and stick to its
use until you are vigorous and strong.
The oDiscovery" is non-secret non-alco-
holic, is a glyceric extract OF native medici-
nal roots with full list of its ingredients,
printed on each bottle-wrapper and attested
under oath Its ingredients are endorsed
and extolled by the most eminent medical
writer's of the age and are recommended to
cure the diseases for which it is advised.
Don't accept substitute of unknown
composition for this non-secret MEDICINE
OF KNOWN COMPOSITION.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
DISFTGURING SKIN 4UMOR.
Impossible to Get Employment, as
Face and Body Were Covered with
Sores-Cured bv Cuticura.

Sores-Cured by Cuticura.
"Since the year 1894 | have been
troubled with very bad case of
eczema which | have spent hundreds
of dollars trying to cure, and | went
to the hospital, but they failed to cure
me, and it was getting worse all the
time. Five weeks ago my wife bought
q box of Cuticura Ointment and one
cake of Cuticura Soap, and | am
pleased to say that | am now COM
pletely cured and we'll 1t was impoS-
sible for me to get employment as my
face, head and body were covered with
it. The eczema first appeared on the
top of my head, and it had worked all
the way around down the back of my
neck and around to my throat, down
my body and around the hips. 1t itched
so l would be obliged to scratch it,
and the flesh was raw. | am now all
well, and | will be pleased to recon-
mend the Cuticura Remedies to all per-
sons who wish speedy and perma-
nent cure of skin diseases. Thomas
M. Rossiter, 300 Prospect Street, East
Orange, N. ]. Mar. 80. 1905"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
Not a Cigarette Smoker.

A good old gentleman, who was
strongly opposed to tobacco smoking
and alcoholic drinking, met lady
friend in a car and their conversation
was as follows:
"Have you any children, madam
Eyes, sir, a son."
"Ah, indeed! Does he smoker"
mo, sir, he has never SO much as
touched a cigarette"
$50 much the better madam; the
use of tobacco is a poisonous habit.
Does he frequent the clubs?"
HE has never put his foot in one. -
"Allow me to congratulate you.
Does he come home late?"
Never. He goes to bed directly
after dinner
ga model young man, madam
model young man. How old is hep
1.-TWO months!"
The good old gentleman babe the
lady good morning, and left the car
without smile.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
Taking No Risks.

"You don't play football, l sup
pose?" said the landlord OF a row OF
cottages to a prospective tenant.
"And you don't refree, hopper"
No, Why do you ask"
well, I'm not taking any risks. Ye
see, the last fellow that took this
house refreed regularly at football
matches. One day he was thumpad
in the back with the ball and he swal-
lowed the whistle. After that he
couldn't draw a long breath without
shrieking like an engine, and he kept
the neighbors awake at nights, so 1
had to give him notice to quit"
Poor chap! Rather bad for him,
wasn't it,"
ooh, I don't know. He's got a
good job now on lighthouse. Ye
see, on foggy nights he's only TO
shove his head out the window and
breath hard, and he'll scare fleet
O. warships off the rocks"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
Keen I'm Good Health.

There are many thousands of people all
over the world who can attribute their
good health to taking one or two Brand
reth's Pills every night. These pills
cleanse the stomach and bowels, stimulate
the kidneys and liver and purify the blood.
They are the same fine laxative tonic pill
your grandparents used, and being purely
vegetable they are adapted to children and
old people, as we'll as to those in the vigor
of manhood and womanhood.
Brandreth's Pills have been in use for
over a century and are for sale every
where, either plain or sua<r-coated.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
"Maria ), said Mr. Ouigley, entering

Maria" said Mr.. Quigley,' entering
his home in some excitement, Il want
you to promise me not to look at the
papers for the next three months!"
What for?" wonderingly asked
Mrs. Quigley.
81 have just been nominated for a
public Office" he faltered, "and l don't
want you to find out what kind Of man
I really am
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10

hOuSeWOrk, anu TOT TWO years UIu HUl
get out of the house. The kidney Sc
cretions were irregular, and doctors
were not helping me. Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me quick relief, and final
" cured me- They saved my life"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
state of Ohio, City of Toledo. Lucas ceuA-

~S~se Oh OuIU, CITY Oh IOIeuU' IuCHs CvuR
ty, S.:
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he 10
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney
Il Co., doing business In the City Of To
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for each and every case
ct Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use
81 Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In ~
RResence, this 9Th day of December, A. ID.
1eeo A. w. GLEASON,
(SeaL) Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testimo-
mails, free. r. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, ..
Sold by all Druggists, zoe
FAKE Halls Family Pills for ccngttp@sAe@.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
Helpful.

Mrs. Helphunter-A young, strong
girl like you from South Carolina
ought to be able to do something
around a house even if you cannot
bake, wash, iron or dust furniture.
Can't you do anything?
'Um-um, Missy, ya-as ah kin COOK
yo' gorjus possum dinnah. Ya-as
ndeedy."-Puck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
Stopped for Dinner.

Hello, Leo" painted the tigress.
I've been chasing a nice, tender ante
Iope for an hour or more. Did it pass
by here?"
NO" replied the lion," licking his
chop contentedly, sit didn't pass here.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
To Wash FIanneIs.

Dissolve a liberal amount of Ivory
Soap in tub of warm water have ready
a second tub of water of the same tenn
perature, also little soapy. Wash the
1annels, a piece at a time, by rubbing
between the hands. Do not let lay in
the water, but rinse Immediately; wiring
vi the hands and dry in the sun.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
WHAT'S THE USE?

What did your mother whisper to
you just before you come out on the
veranda with Ae?"
''To scream if you tried to kiss
me-"
why, I wouldn't dream of such
Lets go back in
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
rhi. VIII Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse in Chill
drens Home, New York, cure Constipation,
Feverishness, Teething Disorders, Stomach
Troubles and Destroy Worms; 10000 testi-
monialS of cures. All druggists, 25c. sam
pie FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE
Roy, N. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
NOT COMFORTABLE.

every rose has its thorn. For
instance, man may reach the very
pinnacle of fame, and still be unhap-
py."
mo wonder. Did you ever sit on a
pinnacle?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10

from kidney troubles.
My back panied me
terribly. Every turn
or move caused sharp,
shooting pains. My
eyesight was poor,
dark spots appeared
before me, and | had
dizzy spells. For ten
years l could not do
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
Proudest Day of His Life.

..Jina-What's the matter with Tom
ny? Has he fallen into a fortune?
Billy-No; he casts his first vote
tomorrow; he's just 81.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
ONE OF THOSE QUICK CHANGES

did you notice how the bride said:
L will?'
She'll be saying: 81 won't inside
of a week"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
How Circumstances Alter Gases.

campaigns, leads to the conclusion
that the virtuous citizen isn't so deep
ly impressed with the sinfulness of
election betting when the odds favor
his side.-Hartford Conn, Times.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10

Mrs. winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for chill
dren teething softens the gums, reduces lntiam-
nation alays pain, cures wind collc % cents
a bottle
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10

The New York Central railroad
was fined $4,000 in New York for
giving rebates.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-12-10
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.

Unable to Do Even HOuseVOrk Be-
cause of Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clinton
street, Napoleon, Ohio, says: For
fifteen years I was great sufferer
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

bIjshment of other distributing sta
lions will enable the members of the
association to market eggs, fruit. veg
etnbles and poultry in the sections
where they are produced. and the sur
Mus will be shipped to headquarters
and disposed of to outside dealers.
Money for carrying on the work of
the ASSOCIATION will be obtained by
selling shares Of stock at $40 share.
Only those farmers who hold stock will
he permitted to market produce
ship of i single share will entitle the
holder to all the privileges Of the CO.
operative plan. The Whatcom county
farmers apr ear to have been forced to
their kome markets. With quantities
Of butter and eggs To sell, they saw The
the county but out Sidt he state. III.
dealers were not to blame. They
found profit in buying in carload lots,
and these could not be furnished by the
small farmer acting by himself. 1t is
reasonable to expect that the farmers
will find the new arrangement ad
vantag"ous. BY joining forces they
can dispose Of the products of their
farms in such lots as the buyers de-
m&nd. The selling agents viii be men
of their own selection. The profits due
to organization and the adoption %
business methods will belong to the
men Mho own the soil.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

Aggressive baseball is one thing ana
IT is the kind that wins games. but
rowdy baseball is another thing ana
/, is the kind that hurts the great ma
tional sport. The champion New York
nine. led by the famous "Mussy Me-
Graw, is starting out to beat all rec
ords for muckerism on the diamond.
Less than 20 games have been played
but i'm three Of them McGraw has been
nut off the field after his vile language
and rowdyish conduct had tried the
much -rnduring umpire to the limit.
WHAT'S. more, Bresnahan the catcher,
has the, .sarnerT..trr"rd; while Dahlen,
once called wild Bill" and McGann
have, beesft.. binishcd once each. Me
Graw, McCsann and Bresnahan Ill were
put of the field in one game in Boston.
McCiraw refused to go but finally left
under dur"sS. That sort Of thing
hurts the game.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

The full score Of the Olympic games
emphasizes the victory of our little band
of American boys who made the long
voyage i'm quest of laurel wreaths ana
glory. The championship in the great
meet is won by the United States with
n score of 15la points. Second place
is won by England. counting Ireland,
Scotland Australia and Canada, with
Sc points; Greece stands third with
21h points: Sweden is fourth with 20
points: Hungary is fifth with IL
points; Austria is sixth with II points.
and the list is closed thus: Germany.
Z 2-3; Finland, 6: France, > l3; Italy.
3, and Belgium. /. Thus the United
States won over 8, per cent. of the
possible points in the competitions, q
record which will challenge the ad-
miration of the world.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

The million immigrants who landed
In the United States in 1905 brought
with them So 900. C0o in money. n big
sum i'm tn" total hut not so imposing,
when distributed OF the $4,000 adults
from England, 21,O00 had $50 each:
only l5,o00. somewhat less than one
half the whole number. had less than
$50 a marked evidence Of the thrift Of
English newcomers. The Scotch pro-
verbally thrifty. did not do so we'll
The Scotch Immigrants who had more
than $50 on landing numbered Ib0
while 6.2o0 had less than that amount.
OF The French immigrants 5000 had
more than $50 and 1900 less. Next to
England the largest number Of immi
grants having more than $50 was those
from Germany. There We're $4,000
Germans supplied with $50 each for
their battle with life in the New
world. of the Italian newcomers L.
ooo mad more than $50 each. LIS, 900 less.
VI the Irish immigrants 900 had NOR,
'hah $50 $4,000 less. or the HIM.
sarians and Slovacs. 5000 had NOR,
than $50, $4,000 less. The same div;sio,
was round among Bohemians. Firms
Hreeks, Lithuanians. Syrians aud
Scahainavians. Among tho pns.,,
mere were COO Immigrants with mar.
'han $50 and l5,ooo with less. "a,
Foies had more than $50, s., Ooo had 4. /.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05
Germans in South America.

For long time the bugabOo Of the
German colonization of South America
has been held up before the people of
this country. Alarmists have told us
that the German government WAS
secretly sending great numbers of its
subjects to South America with the
object of gaining a foothold there for
the ambitious Kaisar. They have pic
tured South America as 4 German
colony in the near future, the Monroe
doctrine fractured beyond hope Of re-
pair and this country itself in danger
of Il German invasion from the south.
OF course, all this has been folly of the
most foolish kind, but the alarm has
doubtless disturbed many good Ameri-
can citizens. In the May number OF
the North American Review Baron won
Stcrnburg the German ambassador at
Washington. frankly discusses this
subject. AS he speaks with a full I'M
Outstanding. his article will command
wide. attention. He gives the follow
ing table of German emigration during
recent wears:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

Maryland is just starting in to col
lect debt of $4,000 which 1t claims
Uncle Sam has owed it for 1l6 years.
The money was advanced in 1890 to
assist in building the original capitol
at Washington. Maryland has been
very slow in reminding Uncle Sam of
his little obligation. but if it is per
sistent enough it will probably get its
money back by the time another cen
tury has passed. II appears that at
the same time Virginia loaned the ma
tional government $I20.O00 but it is
not stated whether this has been paid
back or not Presumably not. though
1t does not appear that Virginia Is after
the money In the manner that Mary
land is after hers. These facts seem
odd reading nowadays. but a century
ago the States had more ready cash
that the federal government. ami
everything about tn. latter WAS new.
even its credit.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05
A New Farmers Organization.

An exchange gives an interesting
account of market association"
which the farmers of Whatcom county
in the state Of Washington have or
GaniZed for the advancement of their
interests. OF course. it is not a trust.
but il aims nevertheless to protect
their mutual interests and to bring
them better prices for the products of
their fields. gardens and barns. Those
in charge of the association have es-
tablished headquarters AZ the leading
city of the county where they Will
build warehouses and operate cold
storage plants. 4 home delivery svs-
TEN Will be maintained ana local ana
outside dealers will be supplied with
produce AZ wholesale rates. The es-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

The ambassador states that accord
ing to German official statistics, the
total number Of Germans who emigrat-
ed from the fatherland during the
Period ls7l-lS94 amounted to 2.Gl6.731.
OF this number 1880. TO- emigrated to
the United States. 1901 to British
North America. 719 to Brazil and 81,
Sit to Argentina, Chile AMI other
South American countries" In other
words from ISL to 1881 Il little lcsS
than 80. 100 Germans settled in conn
try which now has 4 population Of not
Tar from l1.00O.Oo0 AS the German
who goes to South American becomes
citizen of his adopted country very
much as he does here in the United
States. there is evidently a good deal "f
bugaluu about the alleged German
peril" in Brazil.
A German writer is the authority for
an estimate that the number Of Ger
man immigrants now residing in the
United States, together with their di-
rect offspring. amounts to $1,000. Ono.
He estimates that ''the percentage of
German blood circulating in the veins
Of the inhabitants Of the United States
is 3356." If we have anything like that
here al home, We need not worry about
d few score of thousands who may set
III. in Rio Crand, do Sui Santa Cath
arina. and other Brazilian states.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05
CHICAGO and San Francisco.

The Springfield Republican draws an
ton OF Chicago after the lire of NIl
and that in which San Francisco finds
Itself at the present time. From the
best figures available it places the
Chicago property losses at the con-
s-rvative figure of SIS. 0OG 600. and
those Of san Francisco at $500. 00o,ooo:
Chicago. San Francisco;
Total losses .sl75,cc0.eo F9''o''oo'
Help received: IN ooo on
From insurance 4o.UuW
From voluntary con- oooooo Oh 0OO 600
From United States o M oOo
From state aid j.. 3,COen
Total assistance 4sm1S 90 Si57 20 000
Net lbs; ..... SIT .WOoW Sl-''""'o'o
Thu; il may be said that wlthm Ivy"
u,ee.s after the disaster san Francisco
enas itself assured of practically no
or. alter net loss than Chicago WAS let
10 prapplc with at the final settlement
= mo mountaineering the san
Francisco losses ~ - i'''
those of Chicago.
Rnt the San Francisco account of as
cistance rendered is not yet made up.
The insurance may exceed $150,UOO. 600.
Chicago, at the end Of month, had
received So 500, 600 from voluntary con-
trjbutions, and the final report Of its
relief committee showed the receipt
from that source of about $1,000, 900. If
at the end Of two weeks, as calculated.
$40, 600. 900 has been contributed by in
.ividuals for San Francisco, the fund
NAV run to $50. 900, 900 or ovar-though
this scheme to bring the government
credit in to a large extent is calculated
to dry up the fountain Of individual
giving very quickly.
Chicago had much less of I'M
destroyed wealth to start in with after
now has, and ii may be safely assert
"a that it had q greater net loss 10 con
tend against. But it proved its ability
to go ahead. and at a pace to amaze
tine world. without government help OF
loan; and San Francisco. whose sources
Of help outside of the United States
government are by no means exhaust
ed as yet, can and will make a similar
demonstration Of reSiStlesS energy and
boundless hope and enterprise
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

The people of Ohio elected Demo-
cratic governor last fall whose slogan
promises about the great things he
would accomplish in cutting down
state expenses. Yet the total of the
appropriation bills to which he mas
put his signature exceeds the total or
the previous year by $l.25O.G0O. II
was the usual difference between
Democratic promise and performance.
between Democratic preaching ana
practice.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

'In the 200 or more divorce eases
which have come before M during my
official position as judge" said .IuStic"
William +. Whitchouse L" q ncwsuap,"
man i"st week, II have never 50 far Ill;
l'aV" known, had 4 Woman appear he
fore me for 4 divorc. who was u cIuh
Wnnla... I'll" kind IF women Whn he
IoEc {" clubs are not thr Kind az wo-
men VINO have domestic difficulties to
settle in court. I think III" club work
mas done great deal for the ntm-
bers.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05
Saturday, May 5, 1906.

King Edward is Drawing all sorts Of
dangers After climbing to the very
edge of the crater Of VesuVius before
n had fairly ceased belching forth
death and destruction. he made a visit
IN Paris when the army was fighting
strikers and rioters and when the
whole city was in confusion. Most
men in the king business feel that il is
hardly necessary for them to go out
looking for trouble like that.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

If You Thought i;y WAS to"
early for trrr- planting lurIn%r; there
is nothing to prevent Nnu from Ctl"-
brating an Arh"r day Of your own a
little later
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

At the government fish hatchery al
Ro"thhay liarbor may br seen at IT,.
present time 5000. 600 lobster fry aud
with the warming of tic water Ia - 81.
60 degrees theS" eggs are expected to
hatch, and later will he distributed in
various spots along the Maine cnnst.
Their are also large number of cod
fry IT this station, some of which have
already Matched. The water which i,
kept running in this hatrh,ly is
pumped directly from the ocean ana
therefore the fry are hatched in their
own nativ" element and a visit to the
station IS a very interesting one.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

Something Of the volume of business
done on the Erie canal across the state
of New York is indicated by the fact
that on Wednesday when il opened for
another years business 80 boats start
cd westward. all loaded to their utm""t
capacity
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1906-05-05

Soothos itching skin. Heals cuts or
burns withnnt scar. cures pile. eczema
salt rh, una. amy itching. I'oan'4 Oint
ncnt Your druggist Sells il.