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The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
OLD ROSE COMES TO ITS OWN.
Paris Hears 1t Will Be the Fashionable
Color for Spring.

Opinions may differ about the fash
ionable hue for winter gowns, but
from the tidings which come from
Paris there will be no doubt of the
smart color for the spring. Lavender,
Violets and mauves, greens, golden
brown and tan, must all go down be.
fore old rose. Broadcloth is to contin-
lie the vogue for the fabric, but old
rose is crowned queen. Miss Roose-
welt will have an old rose broadcloth
among her walking suits, and it will
be trimmed with Persian embroidery.
Old rose is just beginning to glimmer
among the gowns at ultra-fashionable
gatherings, and it adorns only women
who are always in the vanguard of
style and who pay a big sum to Paris
modistes for the first hints of a coming
fashion. Mrs. Perry Belmont has an
old rose velvet which is one of the
handsomest toilets of the winter.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

There is Catarrh In this section the country
than all other diseases put together and until the last
few years supposed to be incurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced it local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly falling
with local treatment pronounced 1t incurabie
Science has proven Catarrh he constitutional dis.
ease aud therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarlh Cure, manufactured by +. j Cheney
Co., Toledo, ohto is the only constitutional cure on
the market. 1t is taken internally in doses 10
drops To easpoontul 1t acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any 1t fails cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address; f. J CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists zoe.
Take Halls Family Pulls for constipation
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Derivation of Fork.

The fork takes it's name from the
Latin furca, yoke looking like an in.
verified V. From this comes the Ital.
ian forca and forchetta Oittle forS).
The latter word gives the French their
fourchette, while the English go back
to the former and retain the harder
sounding fork"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

ing Doan's Kidney Pills an abscess
was forming on my right kidney.
The trouble was quickly checked,
however, and the treatment cured me.
SO that l have been we'll since 1896
and weigh lSS pounds
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Shake Into Your shos.

Aliens Foot-Ease, Il powder. 1T cures pain.
fnl, snartng, nervous feet and ingrowing
nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery
OF the age Makes new shoes easy A
certain cnre for sweating feet. Sold by
al Druggists, 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
A Druggists Troubles.

Mister"
'Weh?" said the druggist.
May wants to know if she tries a
porous plaster fer a week am don't
like 1t IL you will exchange it fer a
toothbrush"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

congestion, sharp
pain in the back.
headaches and at
tacks of dizziness.
My eyes gave out,
and with the Ian
guor and sleepless-
ness Of the disease
upon me | wasted
from 1874 to l22
pounds. At the
time | started us
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
She Was Punished.

Mamma, did you ever flirt when
you were a girl?"
Yes, my dear, / did once"
"And were you punished for it?"
cit led to my marriage with your
father"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Consolation.

Nov, loogy yuh, Claud!" said old
Brother Utterback, addressing his cal
low nephew. Don't be downhearted
and mogger uh-kase yo' S a niger and
can't git de political preponderance dat
a white man can. To be sho, yo' amt
go no chance O goin' to de legislature;
but, lawsuza, boy, man don't halter
write an Hon. to his name befo' he
can steal!"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
LOST 70 POUNDS.
Was Fast Drifting into the Fatal
STAGES of Kidney Sickness.

DR.. Melvin N; Page. Page Optical
Co., Erie, Pa, writes: Taking too
many iced drinks in New York in
1895 sent me home with terrible at
tack of kidney trouble. | had acute
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

The yield has been uniformly good
every year except 1900, when there ap-
pears to have been a slump all along
the line. This. however. was more
than compensated for in the following
year, when the bumper crop in wheat,
oats and barley put the returns OF all
previous years completely In the shade
and gave an impetus to settlement in
the west which has prevailed to the
present. as the following table by
bushels will show.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Taken and Left.

A gentleman whose temper is easily
Gently and was much annoyed at the
reply given him at a railway station.
The gentleman, noticing his baggage,
properly addressed, was left on the
platform, called out:
"Why didn't you put my luggage in,
as l told you, you old fool?"
"Eh, man, yer luggage is ma sic 4
fule as yersel'," answered the porter:
we're i the wrang train"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Antique Phrase.

"She didn't look so Old"
but l can remember when she had
la grippe"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

1t will be seen that the number of
acres sown to wheat, oats and barley
In 1898 was 429,749, and that this had
increased in 1904 to 1.5S7,337. The
total crop in the cereals mentioned
was 9.033.297 bushels In 1898, and in
1904 1t had grown to the magnificent
total of 35,413.522. In the year Just
closed the forward movement" in
the agriculture of the west has been
the wonder and envy of the world.
New sections Of the country have
been placed under tribute to the pillow
and barrow, and the grain area has
been largely increased. This is par
ttculapiy the case where 1t has been
demonstrated that Alberta Red" win.
ter wheat may be successfully grown.
and along the lines of the new rail.
ways towards the centre of the coun-
try. where mixed farming prevails.
The future Of the Canadian West
= assuEed. and for years to come 1t
- bound to be the land Of promise to
the agricuiturist Of every nation and
g every CLINE. and the land Of oppor-
tunity g every settler within its
bounds.
FULLEST tntormation en- 10 secured
from any cAnadlan noysrnmart
Aeo0A. -
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
Fatal Error.

Said certain slick rascal from Ga,
A burglar. lpickpocket and fa.,
On being captured one day:
ooh, how wrong was my way!
should have run from you not ia"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09

Any one can be a power for evil
it takes character to be a power for
good.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
The Joker's lnaIienabIe Rioh+.

Nothing is more pitiful than the
cant objection to man laughing at
his own jokes. If a man may not
laugh at his own jokes, at whose
jokes may he laugh? May not an archi.
tect pray in his own cathedral.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1906-02-09
ODE Scouree
ofDanaSCuS'
Copyriehted 1891 by Robert Bonner,
A Story Of
the East...
I BY
SYLVANUS
COBB. JR.

copyrighted 1891 by Robert Bonner's Sons.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
Reduction in Flour and Feed.


Special cash price on Flour and Feed
at warehouse. Bran $l4 per ton; shorts
SIG per ton; flour, 81 per barrel. d.
Mcdonald.
If you want always to look on the
bright side of life, cone and let Clarke
fit your eyes to pair of glasses. His
apparatus for testing eyes is of the best
and most complete.
Salt mackere, eastern white fish and
picked salmon at Jackson's.
If you are looking for nice little
home cheap, call on Onthank & Often.
They have just the thing,
Fresh fish at Mcclure Bros. Tuesdays,
Thursdays aud Fridays.
Just received from the east, half ton
of pure maple sugar and syrup at jack
sons.
Fresh rhubarb, lettuce, green onions
and cabbage, at Mcclure Bros.
Mcclure Bros. are making country
deliveries of meat on the east side of
Hood river, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Country customers desiring orders
filled should telephone their orders
Mondays and Wednesdays.
For sale by Emporium. Five farms
in one body, 320 acres, 5 Improvements
cleared land with each, 7 miles from
White Salmen on Goldendale road
plenty OF water, $50 per acre. Can be
sold in separate tracts for SO days only.
Terms easy.
A reduction of Is to 25 per cent in
wall paper for 30 days, at Hunts.
Olives in bulk, bottles and cans at
Jackson's.
Special sale of 1000 rolls of wall paper
at Hunts.
New Orleans Molasses in bulk and
cans at Jackson's.
For sale by Emporium. Twenty acres
on Methodist lane, four miles southwest
from Hood Ri er, small house, some
land cleared Only $1,000.
Money saved by buying your -four
and feed from Mcdonald.
If you are going to build or if you
need any kind of carpenter or cabinet
work done, let us figure with you.
HJ Sah save y va liiOhOJ' DOhbC II OSs
& Reid, phone 65l,
All kinds of timepieces at Clarke's
Come and look at some of them.
If your house office or furniture
needs repair, call up Dodge Bros Il
Reid, phone G5l.
have 14S acres of land miles
from Hood River, which | will sell at
bargain. Will sell all or in lots to
suit purchaser. Here is chance to
buy a piece of land at an unheard of
price in Hood River.
W. G. Dodge.
EiIer's Big Show presenting that
famous play Rip Van Winkle with
high class specialties. Yon make no
mistake by going, May %,
A torpid, inactive liver can produce
more bodily ills than almost anything
else. 1t is good to clean the system
out occasionally. The best results are
derived from the use of DeWtt's Little
Early Riscrs. Reliable, effective, pleas
ant pills with a reputation. Never grippe.
Sold by Williams Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
BRIEF LOCAL MATTERS.
Ir. Bartmess is OH a cash basis.

Mr.. Bartmess is Oh a cash basis.
Hunt carries line Of paints.
Fresh Olympia and Eastern oysters al
the Gem Candy Kitchen.
See that dandy line of Folders at the
Deitz Studio.
All the latest styles Photos at the
Deitz Studio.
Place your order for nice chicken for
your Sunday dinner with Mcclure Bros.
Clarke will make it easy for you to
buy a diamond. Consult him about it.
Cranberries at McDonald's.
Maple Syrup and New York State
Buck Wheat at JaCkson's.
Be wise and get your Photos at the
Deitz Studio.
Watch Clarke's watches go.
Fresh Columbia river salmon at Nc
Guire Bros.
Father time has left some good time
pieces at Clarke's. Begin the new year
with a clock that keeps perfect time.
Just received at McDonalds, half ton
clover seed.
Something new-Puffed Rice Candy,
at the Gem Canday Kitchen.
Three pounds halibut 25c at Mcclure
Brothers.
The Gem Candy Kitchen makes fresh
candy every day.
Mcclure Bros. make their own leaf
lard under their own brand.
For sale by Emporium. Fifteen acres
two miles southwest of Hood River, 10
acres in cultivation, mostly orchard, fine
land, $500 per acre.
Come to the Deitz Studio for first class
Photos. Don't put it off, but get your
photos now at the Deitz Studio.
For sale by Emporium. Ten acre
tracts unimproved, fine level land, three
miles south from Hood River, at $40
per acre.
For sale by Emporium. A fine l6O
acre fruit and stock farm, one and one
half miles from White Salmon. TWen-
ty-one acres orchard, 20 acres apples
mostly standard, 80 acres Timothy pas
ture, plenty water, farming implements
and stock go with the place. $4,000,
Terms cash.
Lettuce, cabbage, rhubarb, asparagus
at Mcclure Bros.
If you want cracked corn for chicken
feed 90 to Mcdonald.
Fresh fish - halibut, salmon and
smelts, at Mcclure Bros.
Newest, best fishing tackle at McDon-
AIDS.
For rent by Emporium, Nice furn-
ished room for gentleman. $40 per
month.
For sale by Emporium. Ten room
cottage and lot seven blocks from depot,
Hood River. Newly repaired, new toun-
dation, wood fibre plaster, newly painted
patent bath and toilet connected with
sewer, good location. $1,000 cash.
If you want to buy or sell real estate
20 to Onthank & Often. Money to
loan on first mortgages. Abstracts
and legal papers carefully prepared.
Notarial work of all kinds.
Fresh creamery butter and newly
laid Hood River eggs at McGuire's.
"Are'nt they fne," the popular YER
dict of the Deitz Photos.
1t is to your interest to refer to Mr.
Bartmess' ad under the new system.
-. Fresh White Salmon asparagus at
Mcclure Bros.
New cabbage at McGuire's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17

Hear the free band concert by
Eiler's Rip Van Wrinkle Show at noon
Tuesday, May %.
Mis-. lamp Osborne and children
returned from Athena Ore, Tuesday,
where she has been staying with her
husband and visiting friends for a
couple of weeks.
b. p. Taylor, Of Pomona, Cal, ar
rived yestel day to spend some time
in the city. Mr.. Taylor has visited
Hood River in the summer time for
several years.
The Sufragists are arranging for a
grand reception to be given at the
home of Mrs. n. l.. Smith in honor of
Rev. Anna Shaw, Tuesday afternoon,
May %, from to o'clock. Every
body wishing TO meet this noted and
popular woman will be cordially in
vited. The hostesses are Mrs. Crow
ell, Mrs. Bartmess, Mrs. Bradley, Mrs
Evans, Mrs. Moe, Mrs. Smith, Mrs.
Shoemaker, Mrs. Julia Hunt, Mrs.
Eddy, Mrs. S. NJ. baldwin, Mrs. by
erlee, Mrs. Orr Mrs. Knapp, Mrs.
Hartley, Mrs Shelley, Mrs. Thos.
Bishop, Mrs. Gilmore, Mrs. Yates,
Mrs. Baldridge, Mrs. Beeler, Mrs,
Wood, Mrs, Winans, Mrs Blount Mrs.
Davidson and Mrs. Cummings.
Marcus W. Robertson on Saturday
received a gold medal from the War
Department for bravery in the Span
ish American war in the PhiI,ppines.
1t is a beautiful medal, suspended by
a blue ribbon hanger, enameled on
the front, am engraved on the back
as follows: Private Marcus w. Rob
ertsOn, Co. B, I'd Oregon Infantry,
Vol, near San lsador, p l., May l6,
| 1899. " The occasion foT the medals,
which were awarded to II soldiers by
an act Of Congress, was when the boys
crossed burning bridge on the
stringers, under heavy cross fire, and
put to flight 800 of the enemy. 1t
was one Of the many acts of bravery
displayed by our soldier boys in the
war with Spain, and the action of Con
gress in awarding the medals was a
fitting acknowledgement of the deed.
1t is keepsake to be proud Of In
connection with the medal is a rosette
button to be worn in the button hole
! Of the coat, in lieu of the medal,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17

LIGHT AND WATER Co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17

Fruit trees are beginning to bloom
and the prospects for large crop are
not at all flattering, evidently killed
by the freeze in March. -Bickleton
News.
Rev. W. A. Elkins, pastor of the
Valley Christian Church, announces
the subjects of a series of sermons to
be given at the church, beginning
next Sunday, as follows The first
subject, to be given next Sunday
evening, will be "MotheI," followed
by "fhiomo,T Sermon to Young
Men, " Sermon to Young Women"
"Is Marriage Failure" on succeed
ing Sundays.
The outlook for the strawberry
growers is very promising this season.
The Hood River Fruit Growers Union
has more orders on hand now than it
ever had before at this time of the
season and at high prices, which shows
that the trade appreciates the Hood
River strawberry more and more every
year. If the growers will do the rest
now, put up good fruit and bring them
to the Hood River Fruit Growers
Union, they are assured OF good treat
ment and good prices.
A S. Reid came in from the logging
camp at Green Point Monday evening,
and reports that one half the mill is
now running very smoothly, the band
saw cutting GO,OOO in - hours. The
other side will be running in few
days, and when the machinery is run
nIng in perfect order the mill will be
run "a hours a day. 1t will then be
able to cut 5000 feet in "a hours.
The logging is progressing very we'll
Frank Davenport now has quite
dairy started. lie was milking ten
COWS last week and FIVE moIe we're senk
up this week. One trouble with the
dairy is a scarcity of mixers, and Mr..
Davenport was forced to do a good
deal of it himself. The buildings are
now all white-w washed, and the camp
presents the appearance of white
city. Mr.. Reid spent Wednesday in
Portland
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17

A torpid, inactive liver can produce
more bodily ills than almost anything
else. 1t is good to clean the system
out occasionally. The best results are
derived from the use of DeWtt's Little
Early Riscrs. Reliable, effective, pleas
ant pills with a reputation. Never grippe
! Snlh hN Mlllinms' Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
GRAMS CARNIVAL

YES, A BUSINESS MAN is JUST AS MUCH A PRO
FESSIoNAL MAN AS is ALAWYE.. OK X pOl7OR.
THERE ARE GOOD DOCTORS AND BAD ONES.
YOU CO TO THE DOCTOR WHO HAS A REPUTA-
TON. WHEN YOU ARE CLOTHES SICK Why Not
COME TO THE MERCHANT WHO KNOWS JUST
WHAT SORT OF APPERAL TO PRESCRIBE FOR
YoU9 ASK OUR PATRONS WHETHER OR Not
WE HAVE GIVEN THEM THINGS TO WEAR THAT
HAVE MADE THEM FEEL GOOD AND LOOK GOOD
ASK THEM IF We HAVE OVER CHARGED THEM
JUDGE FOR YOURSELF WHETHER OR Not We
MAKE FRIENDS OF OUR PATRONS. If YOU ONLY
WISH TO GIVE YOUR OLD GARMENTS A LITTLE
TONIC" We HAVE IN OUR STORE AL THE PAIN
TIES THAT WILL TONE UP YOUR OLD CLoTHES--
HOSIERY, GLOVES, LACES, AND OUR
GREAT STRAWBERRY CARNIVAL MAKES THE
COST 50 EASY TO TAKE. YoU DON'T LIKE MED
ICINE THAT TASTES BAD WHEN YOU TAKE IT.
WE TRY TO SUGAR. COAT ALL OF OUR MEDICINE
WITH POLITE ATTENTION TO EVERY PATRON
MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD, RICH OR POOR, ALL
COME IN FOR FARE TREATMENT HERE.
RESPECTFULLY,
FRANK A. CRAM.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
At the Churches.

Preaching at II a. m. and
p. m. Sabbath school 10 a. M; Ep-
worth League 7 p. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening. All cordially invit-
ed. W. c, Evans, pastor.
St Marks Episcopal Church. Holy
Communion at 8 o'clock; morning
prayer at II, and evening prayer at
| 7:30
U. b. Church-Sabbath school, 9:45 ;
preaching, | | a. M; Junior services un-
der the leadership of Mrs. Effie Beeer,
p. m; Christian Endeavor meeting,
$50; sermon by pastor, 1880. All are
invited to any and all of these services
q. M. Becler pastor in charge.
Baptist church-Sunday school 10
a. m. preaching IL a. m. Junior b.
Y.P. u, 3 p. m. evening service, 730.
Belmont NJ. E. Church. H. G. Clark,
pastor. Services, Belmont: Sunday
school at 10 a. m.; Glass meeting at |
a. M. ; Epworth League Up. NJ. preach
ing every Sunday evening and ID Sun.
day in month at | a. m. Prayer meet
ing Thursday 7:30 p. in. Services at
Pine Grove same as above except preaC e
ing, which is on lst and Sd Sundays at
II a, m. Crapper-lst and Sd Sunda! $
at 3 80; Sunday school at 230. Noun
Hood. The 4th Sunday at II an t.;
SUNDAY school at 10 a. m.
Valley Christian-Sunday school at
10 a. IN. preaching at Il; Y. P. S.
q. Il. at 6 80 p. IN. preaching at
1880. Chalk talk every Sunday even
ing We extend cordial invitation
to all to attend the services of the
day. W. A. Elkins, pastor.
Christian Church. at X. of
P. hall the first, third fourth and fifth
Sundays of each month. Services at
Odell the second Sunday of each month,
w. A. WOOD, Pastor
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
Card of Thanks.

Expressing my appreciation of the
kindness and helpfulness of all thos e
who aided and comforted me during
the time OF my late husbands death
and funeral, especially do ! Thank
Rev. j. l.. Hershner, Mrs. g. Knapp,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Jayne and Pro
fessor and Mrs. Wiley.
Mrs. DR.. W. l.. Adams.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17

We thank all of our friends and
neighbors for their help kindness and
sympathy through the illness and
death of our son James.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Q. Carnahan
and Family.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
Helps Everybody

No matter what you need,
much or little, it will pay
you to see us first before
buying. We have an OBJ
ject in view, and must
make good. Our carni-
val helps everybody, and
we thank you for the
largest business ever done
in this city. Remember
you can depend on our
goods. our system, our
future. No old goods,
no products of ancient
times, the newest, the
most stylish, the best is
Grams Carnival of bar
gains.
The People Know
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17

All kinds of fresh and cured meats
have advanced, but we are still selling
al the same old prices, and will con
time to do so. Yours for business, Nc
CURE Brothers.
A good complexion is impossible with
The stomach out of order. If pasty sal
low people would pay more attention to
their stomachs and less to the skin on
their faces, they would have better com.
peXions. KODOL FOR DYSPEPSIA
will digest what you eat and put your
stomach back in right shape to do its
own work. Kodol relieves palpitation
OF the heart, hatuence, sour stomach,
heart burn, etc. Sold by Williams
Pharmacy
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17

For a painful burn there is nothing
like DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve on the
market-see that you get the genuine
Ask for DeWitt's. Good, too, for sun
burn, cuts, bruises, and especially rec
commended for piles. The name +. G.
Dewitt & Co., Chicago, is on every box
Sold by Williams Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
; Save Your Money

by patronizing thegreatest
Price Cutting Carnival
| ever attempted in the
West. The people know,
and the results of the II
days of this great feast of
bargains have again dem
onstrated the intelligence
of Hood Rivers people.
They know Frank A. Cram
is reliable, and no matter
how cheaply he sells an
article the Quality is there.
Nothing here but the best
at less than the trash man
can offer his sweat shop
plunder.
The People Know
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1906-05-17
Born.

Born.
Saturday, May IL, to Mr.. and Mrs.
John Zolls, daughter. : So ~