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Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

And it sometimes happens that rich
bachelor makes poor husband.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

Some men look upon religion as a
sort of moral fire-escape.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

There was once man who was MOI
spoiled by being ionized. His name
was Daniel.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

The man who jumps at conclusions is
apt to meet with surprise when he
lands.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

If the shadow of success comes your
way welcome it as if it were the real
substance.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

In the varions walks of life some PEG
pie have walk-over and others gel
walked on.
Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1906-1907, 1906-10-13

invisible patches are not used in fix
ing up quarrels.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
HOW HE SPOILED HIS CASE.

s. PAYS sometimes to have the right kind Of lawyer
l remarked wel-known mining of the northwest.
81 witness few weeks ago. Seattle, in
which coored seeking damages for permanent in
uries sustained accident to elevator which he
running The plaintiff claimed that he had been manned for
e by being permanently deprived Of the free Of his
right Aho the accident had happened months BEFORE
his still crippled and he unable raise above
his He explained all this with much feeling and
during his direct examination Then the attorney
the owner Of the building took him in hand.
"sShow how high you raise your arm, said the
attorney.
And the defendant feebly raised his few inches
Now show us how high you could raise your be-
8 fore you injured, pursued the attorney
And the defendant unhestatingly and unthinkingly
raised the crippled high above his head thus knocking
his damage claim skyward with eloquent GESTURE San
Francisco Chronicle.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
BRENT & co.

read the sign a little basement.
The millionaire still smiling at the sign when the
door Of the shop opened and his friend Abraham appeared
escorting customer.
The old Hebrew overjoyed to see his benefactor
''You're fine mans, Mr. Brent fine mans, and done
great honor cried Abraham. You gave the
for the business and make you partner and put your
in the firm. Fine, eh9''
Mr. Brent rather stunned by this revelation but the
old fellow so sincere that he did not have the heart to
object. r.
s'We," he stammered, ttas long you have the
up there suppose can't help it, but you should have
suited me first
''Oh, sure,'' admitted Abraham; 'but Mr.. Brent it
cost too much money to paint Abraham Kovaleshki Co.
the sign and put the other Ain It it all right eh
mister?"
And the kind-hearted millionaire only smiled-New
York Press.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
WHERE LOOKS DON'T COUNT.

ct VISITED Miss Marie Core when in Stratford"
said young ''She lives in quaint house Of
dull red brick She very pretty and very rich, and she
likes Americans
Miss Corel full Of fun. She talked about womans
overregard appearances She said that she herself
prone think that if appearances all right every
thing right.
ssOnce her CHILDHOOD Miss Corel said she yacht
ing the English coast.
AS the yacht sped along there sudden swerve and
the helmsman said: ss#*.
9. BY Jove, believe she Is broken her rudder
5Oh WELL said the young girl, what does it materg
It's under water, and I'm nobody will notice IT.
misunderstood
THE brilliant essayst Miss Agnes Repper, discussing
her widey-talked of paper the ugliness of mems
dress
stNo, she said in to attack II made such
assertion my paper. You misunderstood meaning You
misunderstood completely and udicrousy maid
misunderstood visitor.
This visitor, young lady, rang friends bell and said
to the maid who opened the door:
|. . is Miss Gage in?
8 She is, ma am the maid answered.
9 And is she disengaged?
s3The maid nodded sadly.
I'm afraid so miss, she said, for just her
young scoot down the steps acutchin the diamond
ring she's been wearin' since last Easter. Z, s.s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
A String of Good Stories
"A LESSON FOR PLoDDERs.
~ cannot toll how the truth may b;
say the tale as twas said to mo.

CHARLES g. GATES, lunching at the New York Athletic
~ club, said of -..~@." q
IT think that in analysis Of success, too much credit Is
given to poddng to regularity, to steadness While the
regular steady podder ide it is also true Of him
that he is seldom fire with energy and zeal.
Plodding very we'll when spurts Of fiery zeal diver
sify it. Otherwise it is not apt to land among the
millonaires.
II remember, when I lived in st. Louis getting job
for Of these steady, Flooding chaps --.@>>
"a month afterwards, meeting the for whom
the podder worked said: .:..:..G=
I" well, how is Harry doing?' -. -@#a~ @es1.
"'Oh all right, guess, the answered.
'There enthusiasm his voice, and so, to kindle
him up, said: j..
"'Isnt he sober? Isn't he steadyq'
"'Steady? said the Indeed he is steady. He's.
mighty steady In fact if he much steader he wouldn't
move at all, 80 F".. - .<.'ss ..s4s.E i
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
sd ia /
CRUsTY.

THE new stenographers yellow hair gtered in the
Of spring sunlight that poured thru the open window
Of the office
old Duke the bookkeeper had eyes for the girls
beauty. He lighted cigar and set to work.
aMr. Duke said the stenographer.
.sHuh?', the old grunted.
"Look here she said mperousy, IT sorry, but
smoking always makes me sick
eThen,' said Duke without looking up; don't
smoke - 8zs#.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
A NEW WORD.

7 ENRY JAMES, who is always the hunt for
words, tho he will admit them to his Stories de-
scribed at dinner that he had upon in
London
Ir Plowden'' he said, els brilliant and witty
don magistrate It is quite the thing to spend hour
and then in Mr. Plowden's court, watching him
sparkle LIT IL.
cat Of these legal entertainments I heard
heard from old Shewa old and poor,
with red nose, and she accused Of forget what
'Mr Plowden asked her the nature Of her occupation.
"'Well, madam he said, land what do you do for
'living?'
'.The womans reply, lesson conciseness added
a new word to my vocabulary
!. "sLodgern,' she said'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04

To prepare 'Brien potatoes, wel-known dish in
certain restaurant and slice potatoes and boil them
for two three minutes Meanwhile cut the contents of
Of pmenos Spanish red peppers into pieces Butter
la baking dish and arrange the potatoes and pmenos it
alternate layers sprnking little SALT pepper and -four
EACH Mix half cupful of with the liquor in the
can and the mixture Cover the top of the dish
with buttered crumbs and bake The should be hot
For peanut salad equal quantities Of chopped pea
nuts apples and cabbage One pint less may be used
For the dressing egg, tablespoonful of -four
half eacup Of sugar. oneaf eacupfu of vinegar and
lump Of butter the size Of walnut Cook in double boiler
until thick, and pour the salad. ..--@
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
IN THE PLANTING SEASON.

ssHE planting said the secretary of agriculture
/ James Wilson, ''is at hand. The farmers plant
on large SCALE and the resident Of the suburbs, taking
home his pocket packets Of flower Seeds ALSO
smaller way participates the great planting movement
''It is all very pleasant The amateur planting Of the
suburbs amusing Thus the other day. between two
suburban gentlemen overheard conversation like this
train:
49, 4" Nice growing weather. e u 80 :os=
eyes it is So :@sG
Your Seeds suppose, beginning to show by now
"'Show? Man alive! They up long ago.
|'Why, that's odd. Mine only beginning to peep
the ground here and there It's the difference the
soil, suppose
Soil nothing It's the difference in the surroundings
My next-door neighbor keeps chickens !"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-04-04
What the Market Affords

DONELESS Goldfish, 10 and 20 cents package.
II Potatoes, 80 cents bushel.
Turnips 10 cents peck.
Creamery butter, 80 cents pound )
Pimentos 10 and 20 cents can.
Pulled figs, 10 cents pound
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05

ing selling souvenirs to the excursion
lists from the East.
The soap factory would be a good
thing if it can be secured. There is
material in plenty in the way of fats
and the market here is ample to keep
a soap factory running.
How is your title? Have the Carl.
ton-Bell Land & Abstract Co. make
you an abstract. They are experts in
the business and will make he alb
stracts at a yer low rate. Att
1t is expected that Judge w. H.
Pope and wife will arrive in the city
about the first of February. They
will occupy the E. L. Bedell house on
the corner of Eighth and Richardson.
We solicit your blank book
trade. Day books, journals,
cash books and Iedgers. All
sizes from smallest to the larg-
est.--IngersOll's Book Store.
1t i~nvfgorates, strengthens and
builds up. 1t keeps you in condition
physically, mentally and morally.
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea will do. 35 cents, Tea or
Tablets. Roswell Drug & Jewelry Co
J.. T. Murphey a member of h firm
of the Roswell Hardware Company
arrived in the city this wee I'M will
make his home here. His wife and
family will arrive in several weeks
and join him here.
The following were present and can
testify to the good time enjoyed:
Mr.. and Mrs. R. M. Parsons, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. N. Brown, Mr.. and Mrs. w.
M. Reed, Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Thorn
rs and Mr.. and Mrs. M. Price.
To My Friends and Patrons: l
have moved my office from the Texas
block to room % in the Navajo blk.
and am ready to serve you with
promptness. 61t5.
A. E. PAGE.
The newly appointed board of Hor-
ticultural Commissioners will meet
tomorrow afternoon at 2 O'Clock at
the Commercial Club rooms. and will
formerly organize and lay plans for
their warfare against the enemies of
the orchard.
Secretary Graham of the CONNER
cial Club tells us that a number of
persons interested in the manufac-
ture of glass in Kansas City are con-
templating establishing a branch fac
tory in Roswell, providing the proper
freight rates can be secured.
For the first time this winter the
e~xcursionists struck fine weather yes
terday and today. The various immi
grafton companies have heretofore
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05

contended with rain, mud and snow
all fall n winter. But the Pecos
Valley seems to be herself again.
Col. Parker Earle yesterday speak
ing of his trip to California said that
while the climate there was always
delightful, yet he could not say that
the opportunities there compared
with those in the Pecos Valley. We
have both climate and opportunities
here.
Banker Charles w. Bunch, of Ian
caster, Mo-, is here looking after his
interests in land bought several
years ago in partnership with Geo.
w. Cazier of the Shelby Hotel. They
formerly ran a cattle ranch, but have
disposed of the stock and sold the
greater part of the land.
Chas. DeBremond a y that the
range west of Roswell is the best
known for many years. Sheep are in
fallen along the Rock island and ex-
tending over toward the Captains. In
many places the snow lies on the lev
ell to a depth of three feet.
Spreading like wild ire-The New
York Stores big sale now going on
is certainly the swiftest dry goods
sale ever attempted before. Mr.. Ed
wards believes in advertising his
Co1QC Qn6 hoC n0rtoin1u LOT Qunrunn1n
know about it. BY so doing he pro-
nounces his sale a success, even at
this early date, and yet the sale
runs on until the 18th. 1t
The Importance of the Federal
court to Roswell has been impressed
lately on many of our citizens. In
Federal cases the money to pay the
costs never comes from the tax pay
before the Territorial court, but Ell
ther from the Federal government or
the fitigants. In Roswell it amounts
to thousands of dollars during the
year.
The DeFreest-Draper Company
brought in 81 homeseekers last night
most of them from Kansas, Missouri
inc Indian Territory. This company
is bringing in a good class of actual
settlers and home makers, very few
spectators among them. The excur-
sionists were driven out in carriages
about eight o'clock this morning and
spent most of the day seeing the evil
dence of what can De accomplished
by industry and Irrigation.
Judge G. A. Richardson makes a
suggestion which he asserts will
abate the cottonwood nuisance next
summer If action is taken now. He
says that if the people will trim
back the trees that bear cotton, cut
and outer branches there will be no
cotton ON the trees next summer,
that in fact if they be trimmed thor
oughly they will not bear cotto1
again for three years. This treat
ment is not necessary for the trees
would improve the appearance of all.
The frewood obtained from the trim
ming would almost pay for the work.
not to speak of the benefit derived
when summer ome and the better
appearance of the trees.
While the reading room question
is under discussion, the Smoke
House" has no thought of closing its
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05
LOCAL NEWS. s

Sue Lee, CHINA GOODS. 44mo.
Free Employment Bureau, Second
and Pennsylvania Cliff.
TO LOAN $500 on improved cal
estate.-A. J.. Nisbet. 61t6
Yellowstone, the Greatest Ameri-
can Whiskey. at the Oriental Saloon.
59t5.
Don't forget the Roswell Marble
Works meets all legitimate competi-
ton. 59t26
Best work to be found in the Pecos
Valley comes from the Roswell Mar
BILE Works. Imo59
We meet all competitors in prices
and quality of work.-Roswell Mar
ble Works. 1m59
We handle all kinds of grain and
hay.-P. v. Trading Co, 603 N. Pc
cos. Phone Alp. 37tf.
KEMP LUMBER COMPANY. sell
ers of Mantels, Crates, and Thing.
East Fourth Street. ATT.
$2,5OO.OO residence and S acres of
ground to trade for a good desert
claim.-Carlton & Belle Cliff.
Buy your wall glass. bug
Ky paint and floor finish at the Pc
cos Valley Lumber Co. 73tf
When you want wood delivered to
you promptly, cal at 603 N. Pecos,
or nhnuo Af9-P " Trading Co
STU.
We have some property in Ros-
veil thai must be sold at once. Come
to see us. and get a bargain.-Carlton
& BSu. 46tf
We have some very fine unimprov-
ed lands near Roswell in the artesian
belt for sale. price SIS to $50 per
acre.-Carlton & Bell Gift.
We have a customer for a $1500.OO
residence, a $ 100000 residence and
a So. 100000 residence, If you want to
sell see us.-Carlton & Bel Cliff.
Remember we have a property
worth $3.50 which we can sell for
$4,000. There are good reasons for
this sacrifice.-Carlton & Bell.
An agreeable movement of the bow
ell. without any unpleasant effect is
produced by Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. For sale by all
druggists.
The cigar stores and other places
where Indian curios are sold were do
ing a good business early his morn
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05
Mrs. Baldwin Entertains.

Mrs. w. N. Baldwin entertained a
few of her friends last night to a five
course dinner. The dinner was Civ
en- in the dining room at her home
which la been specially decorated
for the occasion. the pink carnations
and maiden a ferns presenting a
beautiful appearance
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05

UST as well not have the goons as
not let the people know you have
them. The Daily AND Weekly Record
ave the gOods-an established circula-
ton among people who pay for what
they buy.
Ads. from the Daily repeated in the
Weekly at 10 cents an inch.
Time contracts in Daily at reduc-
tions corresponding to total space pur-
chased.
By putting your ads. in both Daily
and Weekly you reach about all the
people who trade regularly in Roswell.
We also do good job printing at
fair prices and spend the money at
home.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05

While the reading room question
is under discussion, the Smoke
House. has no thought of closing its
reading room.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05

Our prices ON Blank Books and Of
nee Supplies lean toward you. 5stf
INGERSoLE,S BOOK STORE
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1906-01-05

Free Employment Bureau. Second
and Pennsylvania. 61tf.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
HEAD OF IA. O. u. w. TO
VISIT MINNEAPOLIS
Will M. Narvis, Supreme Master Work
man, with Grand Master Workman
Tiff, Is Coming. i

+ 8 30 Is s E i. j { b
Will NJ. Narvis, supreme master work
man Of the supreme lodge Of the An
Gent Order OF United Workmen, ac-
companied by M. G. Tiff, grand mas
ter workman of the grand lodge Of Min
nesota, will visit Minnesota lodges next
week. The sixteen subordinate lodges
OF the A. O. wv. in Minneapolis,
with membership Of 1000, have ar
ranged for monster joint meeting in
his honor, to be held at the Masonic
Temple Wednesday evening A class Of
zoe candidates will be presented for
initiation and an invitation has been
extended to the members Of all subordi-
nate lodges in the neighborhood of
Minneapolis, to assist them in EXTEND
ing fraternal greetings to the supreme
master workman
A reception will be rendered to. Mr..
Narvis at the West hotel, between the
hours Of IL m. and 2 pm.
Mr.. Narvis will spend his time in the
state as follows: Monday evening,
Rochester; Tuesday evening, St. Paul,
where union meeting of the eighteen
subordinate lodges Of the city will be
held at Bowlby hall, Sixth and Robert
streets; Wednesday evening, Minneapo-
lis, where q union meeting of the six
teen subordinate lodges Of Minneapo-
lis will be held at the Masonic Temple;
Thursday evening, Duluth, where a
union meeting of the five subordinate
lodges Of that city has been arranged;
Friday evening, Brainerd; Saturday
evening, st. Cloud. -,.. ....:.> :
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
STEVENS WILL WORK
/ TO ENLARGE SMELLING
Congressman Sees Hope for Larger Fort
e. in Probable Abandonment of Chi.
cago Plans. ~

81 believe the rejection by the sec:
rotary Of war of the plan to enlarge
Fort, Sheridan argues well for the en-
largement Of Fort snelling,' said Con
gresham. Fred G. Stevens in st. Paul
last evening. II shall give the matter
my attention with this end in view.
The first, step would be the appoint.
ment or commission Of military char.
aeter to make an Investigation at Fort
an enlargement and relative to the best
plans to be followed. Then would prob.
ably follow some recommendation by
the secretary of war. The next steu
would be legislation carrying with it
appropriations for th2 purchase of ad:
ditional land for the Fort Smelling
military reservation and for the cree,
ton Of new buildings. 1t might take
from four to five years to carry thru a
deal of magnitude. Roughly speaking,
my idea would be for an appropriation
OF $l.O00,0O0 to $1,5OO,0O0 to enlarge
the post from capacity of 1900 men
to one of $500 men, and making it the
foremost military post in the land.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
THREE FIREMEN ARE
GAS VICTIMS AT FIRE
Kane, Marden and Priebe Have Marrow
Escapes, and Hierholtzer Is Injured.

y
= Three fremen were overcome sby
deadly gas and one was painfully i'm
jured last night while extinguishing a
fire in the johnson sash and door fac
tory, Eighteenth avenue NE and Mar
shall street.
The peculiar formation Of the gas
is puzzler for the fremen, as they
never had experienced it before. The
fire started in the shavings shed, where
large amount Of sawdust was stored.
The dust was damp and had fermented,
throwing off the gas. AS soon as the
mass was heated the huge shed was
filed with the fumes.
Captain Kane Of Engine company No.
IA, Captain George Marden, Engine
company No. IL and Henry Priebe, q
spipeman, rushed into the shed as soon
as they arrived at the fire. They went
some. distance into the building when
they began to weaken and in a moment
were unable to breathe. They crawled
back to the entrance and were dragged
to the fresh air by their companions.
The other fremen then fought the
blaze from distance and succeeded in
distinguishing it in few minutes. Lieu
tenant Hierholtzer. Of Engine company
No. II fell into pile Of glass and was
painfully cut about the left arm. He
was not seriously hurt.
- The loss on the building was small.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11

ry to the latter as depth of warm feel
ing to the former The duet sung bv
Mines. Rizzini and Ferrabini was stir.
ring and beautiful. 3 := = = -
M. Peyra, the tenor, was introduced
by a ballata " from "Rolando di Ber-
limo. 1t was IA Sroistering, rollicking
melody that appealed quickly to the pop.
ular ear, but it, suficed to show voice
remarkable in its range, it's purity and
its great power. The great prologue
from "Pagliacci, now in the repertory
Of every baritone, was we'll sung by M.
sBellatti, whose voice, tho not heavy, is
Of pleasing quality and very sympa-
thetic. The recitatives particularly
were sung with intelligence, vigor and
real interest and the elevated close
reused his dramatic fire.. 49,
OF the concerted numbers the Gave
Maria - was easily the best. A reli-
gious loftiness and grandeur was its
atmosphere. The final burst of suppli-
cation r~7 ---~~ah;r, to the Virgin has
not often been surpassed in mus J.
Aaus~--- -. 4n. de Ferran also
appeared on the program and demon
strated their right to the company Of
these artists. s.~,.s>s -. u,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-11
TINE. VALUE or CHARCOAL.
Few People Know How Useful g Is ID
3S Preserving Health and Beauty.
Costs Nothing to Try.

Nearly everybody knows that char
coal i the safest and most efficient
disinfectants and purifier in nature, but
few realize It's value when taken into
the human system for the same cleans
ing purpose.
Charcoal is a remedy that the more
you take of it the better; it is not
drug at all, but simply absorbs the
gases and impurities always present in
the stomach and intestines and carries
them out Of the system. 4. S. {. IS
Charcoal sweetens the breath after
smoking, drinking or after eating
onions and other odorous vegetables.
Charcoal effectually clears and inn
proves rthe complexion, it whitens the
teeth and further acts as natural
and eminently safe cathartic.
b 1t absorbs the injurious gases which
collect in the stomach and bowels: it
disinfects the mouth, and throat from
the poison Of catarrh.
All druggists sell charcoal in one
form OF. another, but7probably the best
charcoal and the most for the money
is in Stuart s Charcoal Lozenges; they
are composed of the finest powdered
Willow charcoal, and other harmless
antiseptics In tablet form or rather in
the form Of large, pleasant tasting loz-
enges, the charcoal being mixed with
honey. ..,..7.. -
The daily use of these lozenges will
soon tell in much improved condition
Of the general health, better complex
ION, sweeter breath and purer blood,
and the beauty of it is, that no posi-.
BILE harm can result from their con
tinnesd use, but, on the contrary, great
A Buffalo physician in speaking of
the benefits Of charcoal, says: Il ad-
wise Stuart's Charcoal Lozenges to ali
patients suffering from gas in stomach
and bowels, and to clear the complex
ion and purify the breath, mouth and
throat; also believe the liver is
greatly benefited by the daily use 81
them; they cost. but twenty-five cents
a box at drug stores, and although in
some sense a patent preparation, yet 4
believe I get more and better charcoal
In Stuart's Charcoal Lozenges than in
any of the ordinary charcoal tablets. =
Send your name and address today
for free trial package and see for
yourself. F. A. Stuart Co., Sc Stuart
Bldg, Marshall, Mich. .zAssass