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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

In spite of the fact that James K.
Jones of Arkansaw predicts it, good
many Democrats continue to believe
that Mr.. Bryan will be the next prest-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

No wonder Hoke Smith won down IN
Georgia. He probably got the support
OF the whole Smith family.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

What do you suppose Uncle John D.
expects to do with all those distiheries2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

It's a mighty wise politician who
knows when to keep out of politics.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

1t Is stated that the Washington bar
bers now charge a nickel extra when
their customers ask for bay rum Would
tt be proper to suggest the old gag in
this connection-that it is caused be-
cause of the long faces produced In the
governmental departments by the pres
dents phonetic spelling order.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29
40 srCH THING.

A picture entitled president Roose
welt In Repose' has been pronounced
spurious Atlanta Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29
NURSERY OBSERVATION.

# that new German grandson IN
herits the family mailed fist. it viii go
hard with his Buffalo Express.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Addicks. the repudiated. steps Up
with his dollar. They didn't ask him,
either. where he got it.-New york
Daily News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

II is a significant fact that the man
Who was supported BY the liquor in
.erssts Of Texas for governor was the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29
wTTTTNTTs AND TRUTH.

Russian mutinies are like truth IN
one way They have a tendency to
rise again.-Po rtland Telegram.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Visitor-Well, Bobby, and what do you
think you'll be when you grow up7
Bobby-Tm going to be a retired mer-
chant. like Uncle Joe.-BrookIyn Lie.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Griggs-That fellow Spices claims to be
connected with some of our best families.
Briggs-He is He takes their orders
for groceries over the phone.-Boston
Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Mrs. Knicker-Does your husband ever
complain If his buttons are uaIssinR2
Mrs Bocker-Eo, he has to fasteu so
many Of mine that he wouldn't have time
for his own, anyway.-N. 7. Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

rs that friend OF your great de-
He is" answered Senator Sorghum, ''in
the kind Of an argument where money
talks. w ashington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Did you eyer hear Borely try to tell =
funny story -
Yes. and It's no joke."-Baltimore
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Wealth.
IT'S de finest kind O contemp' you car
feel. A man wot has 1t would give up q
tousand dollars day sooner'n work fo1
1t. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

You hear so many people quoting about
the way of the transgressor' What does
it mean, anyway"
My dear sir. the weigh of the trans
gressor Is usually about 800 pounds Of
coal to the ton. philadelphia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Doctor, isn't it a good deal OF trouble
to get up a sermon in such depressing wet
weather as 1his?"
No, young mani the only trouble have
is getting up a Chicago
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Knicker-How old is Jones?
Bocker-Going on football and his faith
er IS over tennis-N. Y. Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

FIRST Arab (after spelling out advertise
wouldn't yer like pill for that feeling
Of fuilness after eatin97
Second Arab-Id like that feeling fust.
Punch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1906-08-29

Author-Tn this scene some one comes
in suddenly and tells you that your nus
band has run away with another woman,
and then you swoon.
Actress-Oh, that will be nice
Author-Then the leading man comes in
and brings you to.
Actress-W hat-brings me two hus-
bands ?-Xonkers Statesman.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
A C0REAN LYNCHING.

The dispatches relate narrowing
tale about torture inflicted by Coreans
on the island OF Hawaii on one OF their
countrymen. They suspected him OF
having stolen a sum OF money from
them, and for that reason they tortured
him TO death, in a caneield.
When orderly" ana respected cit
liens Of some sections Of tho United
States turn out and infict torture up.
on individuals suspected OF crime. their
fearful exploits are called "lynchIngs,"
and the incidents" are very much re-
GREETED, but generally nothing further
is done by the authorities. The Cores
ans who killed their fellow country
man In Hawaii, are under arrest and
viii he tried tor murder, and they GER
tainy deserve the penalty the law pro-
nounces against those who commit that
crime.
But Americans, who have had every
advantage OF EDUCATION. and who live
under the most perfect government sys-
tenn Of this age, are more guilty than
benighted Asatics II they give way to
savage instincts and ride roughshod
over both law and courts. n order 10
satisfy the clamor Tor vengeance that
sometimes takes possession " large
portion OF the public They should
also be held to account for their deeds
Of savagery. Justice, like charity
must commence at home, or meet With
derislon abroad.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

declare this is likely to result In
race war which may mean death to
millions. II Is claimed that a num-
Der OF governors and other civil au-
thorltles have been enlisted for the
support OF the plan. f. II any wonder,
II such officials at times become the
objects Of popular fury?
II Is to be hoped that the Donna
be called and that its functions and
responsibilities be defined That will
be a beginning. As representatives Of
the people, The delegates viii be
IN n position TO carry ON the
warfare for liberty on what may
b. called constitutional ground,
and the will OF the people must
ultimately prevail, Tile FIRST steps
are always most difficult For
each victory won. tho next viii he
easier The Douma VIII have free
speech free discussion, and that alone
will be a power for good throughout
Russia II VIII be- means of edu-
cation to ihe people and through II
public opinion Of the entire world
VIII be directed against any measure
Of tyranny on the part of the bureau-
Gratis
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
PLOTS IN RUSSIA.

Notwithstanding the promises of the
Russian Car regarding the oonvoca-
ton Of a Donna at an early date, the
prospects Of freedom for the Russians
are not very bright,
In the first place the Emperor seems
to have changed his mind as TO the
functions Of the Douma. In his FIRST
proclamation his "inHexlhle viii"
was declared 10 be that mo law shall
be enforceable without the approval"
OF that assembly But. 'indexibe"
though this will was. II Is now made
10 NJ into a plan which provides for
temporary laws enacted at the will
OF the Car Through these tempor-
AIRY enactments he can, OF course, over
ride the measures enacted by the Dou-
ma, and as h. besides, reserves the
power OF dissolving and rc-assembling
the representatives of the people az
viii. there Is not much danger OF au-
tocracy being curtailed
In the second place, the opponents
of reforms IN Russia are said TO have
planned further atrocities, in the form
OF massacres OF Jews and riots in many
places I'm order To- convince the Car
that repressiye measures are in order
and not reforms That policy, worthy
Of demons, has been followed before
with more or less success, Massacrcs
81 Jews on such a scale as even Russia
never has seen, the death Of Premier
White by hanging and return to the old
regime OF absoluusm and oppression
is being planned by the Bureaucracy
and reactionary organizations The
agitation is being pushed to the danger
point and Russia once more ia facing
a reign Of terror The peasants are
being melted to take up arms against
the Jews, and Count Whites friends
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

against unlawful oppression and en-
croachments, whether by capital or
other means, but they must not carry
their hostility into acts OF violence, re-
volts against law and order, The de-
structlon OF life or property. or any
thing that IL in the nature OF anarchy.
The declarations Of the agitator Debs.
which have already been copied into
this paper appear again IN the pub
licatlOn called Appeal 20 Reason,
with additional paragraphs, which are
not appeals to reason or common
sense. but to the passions of the null
titude, and Invitations to mobocracy
and revolution. They are as here an
nexed;
"The worm turns at last, and so does
the worker
"Lot them dare to execute their devil
ish plot and every state In this union
will res1und with the tramp Of reVo.
luton
Get ready, comrades. for action! 80
other course is left to the working
class Their courts are closed to US eN-
cept 10 pronounce our doom. To enter
their courts IL simply 10 be mulcted Of
our meaRer means ana bound hand
and foot, 70 have our eyes plucked out
by the yultures that fatten upon our
misery.
Capitalist courts never have done.
aud never will do anything for the
working class
Whatever Is done We must do our
selves. and II We stand IN Ike men
from the Atlantic 10 the Pacific aud
from Canada 10 the cult We will strike
terror 10 their cowardly hearts, and
they will he hut too eager 10 relax their
grip upon our Threats and beat a
swift retreat.
Owe will watch every move they
make and In the meantime prepare for
action
~ special revolutionary convention
of the prolctariat at Chicago, or some
other central point, would be In order
and II extreme measures are require
rd a general strike could BE- ordered
aud industry paralyzed as n prolim-
mary 10 a general uprising,
'If the putocrats begin the pro-
gram, VIC viii end IT,
'EUGENE V, DEBs"
what is tina, but snarchism? IT sig
miles that II the men who are charg-
cd with completely In the murder of ex-
Governor Steunenberg aud other crimes
as henous as that, indeed with whole
sale slaughter Of non-union men, are
not set ut liberty a million OF excited
and mobrocratic revolutionists are 10
combine. for the destruction Of judicial
authority and the assassination Of the
Governors Of Colorado and Idaho and
the officers ~ the law engaged In the
prosecution. II Is on that account that
We have spoken words OF warning to
the labor unions Of the United States.
Endorsement OF such sentiments rs
those uttered by Debs and echoed
throughout the paper in which his APP
peal appears II manifested in actions
such as he desires and advises will re-
suit I'm the utter destruction OF such
organizations, and IN woe and misery
TO many souls. They should be re-
pudiatcd by the labor organizations
which have not lost their reason and
are not imbued with the spirit Of am
archy and mobocracy. 1t is not ais
their enemy, but as their friend that
we take this position, and we are sure
that in any event, this great nation
will not permit such revolution as
Debs and his immediate associates
would preciptate IL they had the pow
or. BE warned In GOOD timel
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
THE SLAUGHTER IN JoLo.
New York World.

The scene OF the latest destructive
battle between United states troops
and the fiipinos is an island barely
arRer tnan the city on New York The
500 Moros WHO died hghting in their
ctp-shaped fort in the apex Of an ex-
tinct volcano were about one to every
twenty able-bodied men Of their tribe.
The sweeping away Of $1,000 of the
strongest men Of New York In one day
would be a blow numerically in pro-.
portion. That the defeat has broken
the back of the resistance IN Jolo may
VOL be believed. The gallantfy Of the
American soldiers and sailors In this
new battle above the clouds" viii long
be remembered with especial interest
because of the toilsome approach and
the arduous difficulties II entailed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

Fort Mcpherson, Arctic circle, Is
probably the nearest ppstotiice TO the
north pole. After trying 1t as an eS-
pertinent the Canadian postal depart
mcnt has now made the office a perma-
nent one It Is situated on the Mackcl-
2ie river, 5000 mites from Ottawa, und
the service is maintained by teams If
dogs, Walter Wetman Will nave MS
mail forwarded from there TO the Pole.
Letters to him should be plainly nurkeI
poste restante, TT. Mcpherson.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

q. NJ Mayer Kansas city manager
OF the Standard OH company, testify
ing before the Interstate commerce
commission as to how be secured IN
formation concerning railroads, said;
II was permitted to give away oil and
gasoline to railroad employees and re-
port such gifts as donations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
Springfield Republican.

The unexpected character Of this en-.
gagement reminds one how far the peo.
pie OF The United States are kept IN
ignorance concerning conditions In that
distant archipelago. A year ago there
was state Of war Ia the Island OF
Samar, yet It was kept so quiet that no
one In this country, outside OF the war
department. ever heard OF the fact.
When the lighting was over the Ameri.
can people We're permitted to learn a
few outlines Of the recent happenings,
And so with this Moro tragedy. No
one had supposed that a battle SO SAN
culinary and on 80 large a scale was
now possible anywhere In those Islands
We now discover that, after conquerins
the valleys and hllIsides Of the archipel-
ago. we are just cleaning w the craters
~ the mountain peaks.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
cleveland plain Dealer.

\ war Of extermination may be nee
essary and the only good Moros may
be the dead ones; but II so, and In
justice to all concerned, the country
ought 10 be Informed on authority not
to be questioned that the nature of this
warfare is such as TO make impossible
or inadylsable the giving Of quarter
and the taking Of prisoners. Conditions
that in Indian warfare led Americans
to vie with the saYages IN savagery--
and these occasions We're rare--do not
generally exist In the Philippines,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

1T is useless for the standard OIL
company TO attempt 10 conceal Things
here, because we arc going to get az
the bottom OF It's doings, anyway says
ex-senator CockrelL AZ this distance
Il looks very much as though II we're
useless for the interstate commerce
commission to try and md out the
facts about the Standard oil company,
judging by the small results from a
Rreat effort
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
GENERAL CONFERENCE.

The seventy sixth annual Conference
Of the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Lat
ter-day Saints will convene at tho Tab
srnacle, Salt Lake City April s. 1906
at 10 a. m. A fun attendance OF off,
GERS and members Is requested.
JOSEPH F. SMITH.
JOHN r. WINDER,
ANTHON H. LUND.
First Presidency.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
SUNDAY SCHOOL UNION.

The annual conference Of the Descret
Sunday School union will convene al
the Tabernacle, Salt Lake city, sun
day, April 4, 1905, at o'clock p. m.
Officers and workers are requested TO
be present and all the Saints are In
vited. The subject OF Parents Glass
es" will be considered
JOSEPH T. SMITH
GEORGE REYNOLDS,
JOSEPH VI. TANNER,
General Superintendency,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

The Russian revolutionists went 10
great extremes and shocked the whole
world with their atrocities but the Rus
sian dictionaries are plotting stu more
horrible cutrages and massacres' For
every reactionary outrage there will be
ten revolutionary revengcs. Unhappy
Russia
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

see here" exclaimed the husband
Of the fashionable invalid, whats the
idea ~ the doctor coming here again
today"
My gracious." she exclaimed, petu-
lantly. The has come TO leave my fresh
medicine You don't suppose I'd use
yesterdays. do you?"-Catholic stand
ard and Times.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

The Moros are OF Malay extraction.
During the fourteenth century Moham-
mechanism was introduced among them.
Since then they have not been suscep-
tible to the influences OF Christian civ
ilization and have resisted with all
the fanaticsm peculiar 10 their creed.
all OF It's encroachments. They are d.
vided into petty tribes governed by To-
cal chiefs, dattos or sutans under a
form VI primitive feudallsm.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
JUST FOR FUN.

First Autlist-Gee' You went out Of
your way that dune to hit that fellow,
Second Autoist--I know, He's my
landlord.
Trayeler--Thcy say the Indians in
this region used TO he fearful fighters
Old Resident--Ycs. Why, dey didn't
smoke dc pipe OF peace often enough
TO even make 'em nervous,
This watch Of mine Is absolutely
waterproof
"That TX q great idea. L will not
hurt the works when you soak It,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
Helping ont.

With an exclamation of delight the
hardened tourist rushed out OF the bag
gage platform and started to smash
his trunk with an aN.
Hold onl" shouted the baggageman.
Are you crazy?'
mot az ALL" replied the hardened
tourist, as he continued 10 smash. II
read that baggagemen were over
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
Plltsburg Times.

The facts are that the Moros who
have been wiped out were band OF
marauders that merited extlrpation.
II was Gen Woods duty to suppress
them, and IL they fought to a finish
It was their own obstinacy that
brought upon them so severe pun
ishment. All the partisan CHATTER IN
the United states will not obscure the
with the policy of the govern
ment to grant home rule 10
the Filiplnos to the extent and by the
stages that are recommended by wis
dom and a scrupulous regard for the
welfare Of the whole people. The In
surgent bands Of Moros must be seq
regated and made to feel the weight
OF the hand OF authority,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
out Of the Long Ago.

Pocahontas had just performed the
rescue act
"And your name?' she asked
John smith, he replied.
Crazed with grief over the thought
that the man she had rescued was not
named Reginald Worthington. she gave
a low sob and crept from the scene
Mllp dukee sentinel
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
Moilldlnt Trust Hint

OF course said the sarcastic man.
you always do your wife's bidding"
Gracious no, replied Mr.. Henpcck,
"she wouldn't let me. when she goes
20 an auction sale she never takes me
with her. Exchange.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

and IN return was slugged good ana
hard. The man who has suppressed so
many naughty books and pictures
should learn to suppress his tongue
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15
In the Book store.

Customer want TO get book on
collar buttons. Can YOU suggest any
thing?
Clerk-Yss Here's book called
Lives Of the Hunted Try that.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

At Algeciras the French and Ger
man delegates are the actors, an the
others being but spectators.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

How fortunate the Moroccan confer
ence was held IN Spain. The supply OF
olive branches there Is unlimited
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

Mayor Mcclellan is said to fear
Hearst's knife should the latter be
elected governor. This cannot be, Tor a
Tammany brave fears no mans knife.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

Andrew Carncgle's spelling reform
finds little favor In Great Britain. He
can spell libraries better than re
form
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

Mr. and Mrs, Longworth must be in
the dark OF the honeymoon, for they
have become entirely lost to public
view.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

This spring is degenerating into the
winter Of our discomfort
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

y railroad through Utah to the Grand
Canyon OF the Colorado. That win be
grand!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

II Secretary Taft were mode Judge
Of The supreme court he would hardly
be so supreme as he is now,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

spelling reform may he an right. but
even with spelling reform there VIII be-
no excellence without labor.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

The scrub women Of Maine have
formed n union. II must be scrubby
union.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

worked at this season. so | thought
would smash my own trunk and save
you the trouble. '-Chicago News.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-03-15

The other day in a New York court
Anthony Comstock called a man a liar
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-05-24
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given oy the City
Council of Salt Lake City or the inten-
ton OF such Council to mako the follow
Ing described Improvement. to wit
Constructing cement sidewalks four H
feet wide and four (D inches thick on
both sides of nll streets from between the
north line Of Third street and the north
line OF Sixth street. from the west line
OF A street to the center line OF y street.
more specifically described as foLoWs;
On both sides OF Fourth, Fifth ana
Sixth streets from the west llne OF
street to the center limo Of N street. ana
on both sides OF all cross streets from a
street 10 NJ street. inclusive. and on me
west side of n street between tho north
line OF Third street and the north me 0I H
Sixth street. not previously ineluaed In
a sidewalk extension, in Sidewalk DIS
trict No "a. and defray the ebutters por-
ton OF the cost and expense thereof' es
timatcd at thirty-nine thousand TOUT
hundred and fifty-two GS9. .452) dollars, OF
SO-1oo 6 500 dollars per front OF linear
foot. there being 49.si6 feet abutting said said
Improvement by local nssessmeht upon
the lots or pieces OF ground within the
following described district, being the W
district to be affected and oenented ny
said Improvement, namely