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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
The FRIGHT Side.

Eyes," replied the cheerful man. nut
IT is not half SO bad as it might have
been"
~ don't see how it could be much
worse" exclaimed his friend.
"Why," was the, answer, 'tust think
what might have been done If all the
members Of the McCnrdy family hau
been twins. Duluth News-Tribune.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
POudR0 Ria.

Lieutenant Dashleigh--T can't think
why all the girls make such q hero OF
Captain, Jiggers. Why, he's never
smelled powder"
Major Jugg4hs-"oh, 1 don't know.
He's been out in the conservatory with
Miss Puefer for an hour this evening.
Cleveland Leader.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
PapamR,s Motto.

Here is the motto selected for the
Panama Canal" said the man who
reads the papers. Listen: The land
divided: the world united"
Huh" declared the pesslmist, at
should be Get in and Dig"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Not Profitable.

"Of course, the professor is a pretty
shabby old fellow, hut he understands
at least dozen languages"
HIN! but he doesn't hear money
talk in any of them" - Philadelphia
Ledger.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Dizziness, FaEmfness,

Extreme Lassitude, "dcn't-care and
want-to- be-left-alone feeling, excit-
ability, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness, hatulency, melancholy or the
blues" and backache. These are
sure indications of Female Weakness,
some arrangement of the organs. For
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

1869 L was suuer-
ing so with sharp
pains in the small
Of the back and had
such frequent dizzy
spells l could scarce
ly get about the
house. The urinary
passages were also
lutte Irregular.
Monthly pc riOd s
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
He Adieotlve FaiIs Him.

How were the acrobats at the cir
cusY' we asked of the New York man.
Fierce"
"And the bareback riders?
"Oh, fierce"
"And the clowns?'
Fierce"
And the animals?
"Fier - no, they were sleepy OH
brutes."
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Alas, Yes.

when he goes to pay his life i'll.
surance premium there days" re-
marked the homegrown philosopher,
1.-The smile of the most confirmed
optimist is liable to fade to sicllly
grim"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
One Good Reason.

Blinker-Why do they call that
city building the Hall of Records?
Clinker - Tammany contractors
made such a record Of grating there.
New York Press.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

A young man named Gautier muir
dered his stepfather recently at Nan
ties, France, in order that the term of
his service as a conscript might be
one year instead of two years, as the
"only son of q widow"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Robbed In Church.

Just think what an outrage it is to be
robbed of all the benefits OF the services
by continuous coughing throughout the
congregation, when Antl.Grpine Is guaran'
teed to cure. Sold everywhere. rs eta.
4. W. Diemer, n. D., manufacturer,
Springfield, Mo
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

"Well, we've got the bosses up Il
tree"
Have, eh?"
"Betcher life"
"Sure it amt plum creep
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Kidney NnSarr,LairEs

and Backache of either seq the Vegeta-
BILE Compound is unequalled,
You can write Mrs. Pinkham about
yourself in strictest confidence.
LYDIA Z. PINKHAM HE'D. CO., Lynn, Mass
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Where Diplomacy Fails.

Women always know how TO ask
one of their sex to stay to dinner in q
way that she won't accept, but they
are afraid to try it on n man for fear
he wlll.-Woman Magazine.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
A Sop to Cerberus.

Citiman-"What have you on that
placard"
Subbubs-"Its motto. down WIN
Norway"
CltimRn-"What do you care auou'
Norway
Subbubs - "Oh, I've just hired
Swede cook"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
POnurIOuS

Stella-"Is Mabel StingyY
Bella-"Awfully. insisted foc TWEEN
ty blocks that she allow me to pay the
car fare, and she did.'-New York Sun.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Evidently.

Captain LOngaway-"Did that pretty
Mrs. Young ever get over her hus-
bands death?"
Bob Innocent-"Which one-her first
or second?"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Across the BtyH.

81 see," remarked the shade blandly,
that have just been awarded a tab
let in the hall Of fame"
Indeed" rejoined the other who
is your influence ?"-Wa shlngtOn Star.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
The Myrlnidon Eleven

Achilles Woo uemoaning his VuIher-
able heel.
That's nothing" they assured him;
suppose the faculty had dropped you
Herewith he tfean2ear tSfaeQiaFfgep q u
possible death was a mere tritie.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
GOOD FOR 25c.
l43

Send this counon with yonr name
and address and your druggists name
and loo in stamps or silver. and we
will supply you snmnle free If YOU
have never used Mulps Ant-Belch
Waters, ana will also send 'ou a Ger.
tihcatc good for 25c. toward the pur.
chase Of more pel"h Waters. Hou will
find them Invaluable TOR stomach trou-
bile: cures by absorption. Address
MULLS GRAPE ToNIC Co. 1923 Sd
Ave. Ro,k Island. Ill.
| Cine Tun address AMI Write Plainly.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

The small steel screws used in
matchmaking are worth six times
their weight in gold.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

my wife married me to spite some
body"
"Who was TT"
me, l think. "-Clev Gland Leader.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

There is only one ordained mission
airy in the world for 100000 heather.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
RaGkaOheu
BoaF'lRg-EEOwn FesEgnn,
H'Y'eGl8g@E'5fYg

Suppressed or Painful Periods, Weak
meas Of the Stomach, Indigestion, Bloat-
ing, Nervous Prostitution, Headache,
General Debility. Also
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

Two offers of $500 are said to have
been refused for a specimen of a new
orchid. MES
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

The original photograph was In
vented by Mr.. Thomas Edison In 1877.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

The worlds production OF coal in 1880
was 100000 600 tons.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

Haven't you anything better to do
than to run your automobile three
fourths of your timer"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

Itching, Blind, Bleedin", Protruding Piles.
Druggists are autho riHed to refund moneyit
Pazo Ointment fails 10 cure in 4 to IA days SOC.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

FITS permanently No fits or nervous
ness after first days use ofDr. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer, Serial bottle andtreatisefrea
Dr.R.H. KLINE, Ltd, 03l Arch St., Phila, Pa.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

mobile l am conducting a great elee-
mosynary institution for the benefit
of suburban policemen and justices
of the peace. Chicago Tribune.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

Chinese students in Japan now number
more than 5000.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
A PRAYER.

These are the gifts / ask,
OF Thee, Spirit serene:
Strength for the daily task,
Courage to face the road,
Good cheer to help me bear the travellers
load,
And, for the hours of rest that come be.
tween,
An inward joy in all things heard and
seen.
These are the sins ] fain
Would have these take away:
Malice and cold disdain,.
Hot anger, sullen hate.
Scorn OF the lowly, envy of the great,
And discomfort that casts a shadow gray
On all the brightness of the common day.
Henry Van Dyke.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
Another PhiIanthropist.

The telephone system of the, Illinois
'- - ~ a>.tanda1
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
To Cure "a Cold in One Day

The German city of Pior2Aeim has a
population of 5000.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
She enjoys Poor HEALTH"

Hewltt-"ls your wife well aud hap
pyW
Jewett-"she is never happy when
she is we'll"
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

lamsure Plso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago. Mrs. THOMAS ROB,
nGrs, Maple ST., Norwich ny. 4Feb. II, 1909
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20
That Babv of Yours

Needs HoIsies Group Cure fer COUGHS, Colds, Group
or Pneumonia. II prevents MembTanuus Group and
Diphtheria. " cents, at Druggists or mail.
A. p. HOXSIE, Buffalo. n. r.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

= Glasgow, Scotland, spends on drink SlG,'
coo, 600 a year.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1906-01-20

Take Laxative promo Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money lift fails 10 cure. e..
w Grove signature on each box. 25c.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09

Until very recent years, it was
thought that catarrh was a disease of
the blood, but now modern science has
proved that catarrh is a germ disease,
and can be cured only by treatment
that will kill the germ and heal the mu-
cous membrane Of the nose and throat.
Therefore, when you have catarrh,
you can readily see that if you want
to cure it, you should use Hyomei,
which medicates the air you breathe,
thus killing the catarrhal germs and
healing the smarting and raw mem
brane Of the passages through the nose
and throat In breathing Hyomei you
are really treating your catarrhal trou-
bles with the only natural method, for
it will make the air you breathe as
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
ADDITIONAL SPORT NEWS
OTHER SPORT NEWS WILL BE
POUND ON PAGE IA.
CARNEY'S PACKERS WILL
BE ON HAND THIS WEEK

Special to The Journal. e..
Sioux City Iowa. March 9.-SiouX Cftys
Western league baseball squad for this year mas
been made up aud Manager Carney will arrive
this week, to be followed very shortly by others.
About half the players who We're seen Ill
Sioux City uniforms last year will be here again.
OF last years men, those who are certain 10
return are Carney, who will play first; Jarrott,
pitcher; Weed, second base: Newton, shortstop'
and NOblit, centerneld.
The pitching staff will be almost entirely
new There are several who will be traded,
and those who will report are Reeder, Jackson
Corbett, White, Herr, McCabe and Hodges. Inc
two last come from the championship Holyoke
team in the Connecticut league. Corbett was
with st. Paul two years ago. Catcher star
nagle has been sold to Lincoln and BaerWald
traded to Holyoke. In their places Will De seen
..Taffy' O'Neill, last year with Cincinnati; Phil
lips and Rementer, the last-named coming from
H0lyoke.
| Danny Sheehan will not be on third this year
| and it is between Brennan, a Canadian young
| ster and Frost Of the Iowa league to land this
sack. In addition to Collins and Noblit for the
! outfeld Carney has Tom Campbell, Hugh Tate
and Jake Bauer From the five the regular
outfeld will be chosen. There will be a number
of exhibition games, including series with the
| Chicago whitesoX.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
WHAT IS CATARRH?
Disease Prevalent Now But Can Be Cured Quickly with Hym

pure, healing and antiseptic as ths
found on the mountains where I'll
pine forests give off their fragrant an
healing balsams.
The complete Hyomei outfit, consis
ing of an inhaler, a bottle of Hyome
and medicine dropper, costs only $
while extra bottles can be obtaine
for so cents.
If you cannot obtain Hyomei Of yoi
dealer, it will be forwarded by ma
postage paid, on receipt of price. Writ
sultation blank that will entitle you
without charge. The R. T. Boot
Company, Hyomei Building, IthacI
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
CHICAGO WILL NOT
OBJECT TO Mr.. YOST
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service.
Chicago Morch 9.-According to statement
by Dean Small, who will in all probability rep.
resent the Midway institution at the pig nine
football conference today. the University OF
Chicago will not protest Michigan's retention OF
Coach Yost. .
Chicago did not propose the professional
coach clause, and as Michigan already has a
contract with Mr. Yost, 1 do not think that we
will protest her fulfllment of that contract
he said.
Dean Small also considers the meeting some
what premature He thinks it probable that
other conferences will have to follow this second
one, but does not believe serious difficulties Will
stand in the way Of an adjustment Friday.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
FITZ IS AMAZED
"Slapped' a Man Who NOW wants
Heavy Damages.
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service.
Albany. N. Y. March e.-"Well that's what
7 call nerve said Bob Fitzsimmons the
pugiIist, yesterday, when papers were served
on him. informing him that Michael Aaggerty,
whom he claimed had stolen his $4,000 french
poodle the night before, had begun suit Tor
$500 for mere punch on the Jaw which t1tz-
simmons had handed him in Williams street.
Haggerty was arrested and charged with
grand larceny in stealing the dog, but Fitz
would not prosecute him when he heard H az
gertys children cry. After his act at the
fheater he went into the saloon to thank the
proprietor for a favor and there he met Hag-
gerty and a friend of his named ODonneil.
Haggerty addressed the pugilist, but no atten-
ton was paid to his remarks.
Finally, however he became abusive and
Fitz just let one Of his "sleep producers slide
out and Haggerty went in heap on the floor.
O'Donnell .butted in and got similar dose
Then Fitz left. 'Now he wants $500 for that
tap gave him. said Fitz Why; he ought tc
be lucky that 1 didn't prosecute him.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
NELSON CONFIDENT
Thinks He Will Have Little Trouble in
Defeating McGovern.
Journal Special Service.

journal Special Service,
PHILADELPHIA March 9.-With the McGovern-
Nelson bout six days off the advance sale of
tickets for the battle has already broken the
record for this city. The promoters announced
last night that there had already been sold over
$40 600 worth Of tickets at SIS and $40 each.
Nelson at 2 o'clock yesterday afternoon
weighed 131 pounds. The weight, l3o pounds
means PRACTICAL ycatchweig hts for the Dane
Nelson is advising his friends to bet their
money on him. The news that Young Corbett
has picked him to win on a knockout greatly
pleases Nelson. He says:
''Corbett IS the only high-class man that
McGoyern and myself have snapped punches
with at close range. Perhaps Corbett was not
as good when he fought me as he was when he
defeated McGovern, but am good now as
Corbett was on that great Thanksgiving Day"
Nelson kept up his regular work today and
when the final touches were on tonight ne ex-
sixth round.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
CLIMBING THE HILLS
Jack Mccormick Introduces New
Stunts in Baseball Practice.

Journal Special Service.
West Baden. Ind, March 9.-The second day
of the stay of the Chicago National league ball
club at West Baden Springs was occupied IN
tho usual routine The manager has decided to
avoid all outdoor ball playing and confne the
oren air work to runs along the roads and hill
located the observatory building. is favored
BY the cubs and all have made the climb OF
The trainer thinks this sort of work will i'm
nroye the wind and stamina and harden the
muscles gradually so by the time that ball play
the came of their lives Late arrivals were
Jack Pfeister. Joe Tinker, Mordecat Brown and
Harry Steinfeldt.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
McGOVERN LOOKS GOOD
New Workers Think He He's a Chance
with Nelson.

Journal Special Service
New York March 9-New Workers who ex-
Meet TO see the battle between Terry McGoVern
and Battling Nelson at Philadelpha
ont To- McGovern's training quarters in the
Bronx every day and get ocular proof of what
the experts say of Terry the Terrible The
NEWSPAPER reports Of Terry's condition have not
been exaggerated and when the special trains
discharge their human freight in the Quaker
CITY next Wednesday night all of the Nelson
money in sight will be covered At any rate the
New York delegation will go to Philadelphia
we'll ''heeled' Those who watched Mccoy
ern work today cane away enthusiastic over his
chances.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
AL HEREFORD MUST
"FOUND" 4 COLLEGE
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service
Baltimore March 9.-If bill introduced In the
legislature Yesterday becomes law, AL Herford,
the promoter of pugilism will have to organize
a college, as his club scheme won't WORK Ihe
Hill declares It unlawful to conduct prize
fight or boxing exhibition for the public or 1or
private membership. Officers, directors, mem
bers of any club association holding or pro-
noting such exhibitions are amenable:
athletic games or contests held in colleges or
other bonafde institutions of learning: mere
is now a law against prize fighting, but Her
ford with his private club arrangement gets
around it.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
RUHIIN WAKES UP
Saws He Still Holds the Irish Champion
ship, Anyway.
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service. S." y
New York. March Gus Rubin came out of
his shell with the inquiry, why shouldn't | be
numbered among those claiming the heavyweight
1 think am more entitled to it
than all the Jack O'Briens and Marvin Harris
from here to Frisco" he says. I've beaten
the toughest man in the ring, Lar Jcffries, and
he is Tom Sharkey. Where would O'Brien fig
ure with the sailor when fought him. Well,
hold one title anyhow, that's the Irish cham
pionship beat a good man for that. Who?
Why Peter Maher." Rubin today is in as
good shape ever. He says he never tneglects
to train even If he isn't matched for fight
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
YACHT CLUB FOR APPLETON.

Appleton, Wis. March 9.-Arrangements are
being made to organize yacht club here. Over
fifty gasolene launches will be owned in Appleton
next summer. There were thirty-two here last
summer and twenty are being con-
structed. 1t Isl the intention to have them
rated according to horsepower and size and pull
off q number of races. II
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09

shattered. Wesley Coe. the shotput champion
will try to break the Michigan record of A feet
inches, established by Ralph Rose, and from
his daily practice for the past week, he should
be able to surDass Roses mark by several
inches.
Spider Coe and Rowe. the milers. will fight
out their claim for position the Michigan
team, and a record smashing is looked forward
to in this event. The half mile and high jump
are also expected to result in new records.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09

early start today at the Jackson oaseoail
The weather is fine for baseball When the
team reached here the thermometer registered
shout rs degrees above zero and the sun shone
bright. The diamond has been put In excel
:. The players who here are: Walsh Dun
don. AItrock, Owen. Dougherty. Rugar, Jones,
Vinson., Andras Hart, Hemphill, O,Neil, Sulli-
van. Donohue. Mcfarland, Robe, Davis, Tan.
nehill and Clark. y
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
PADDY NEE VICTORIOUS
Laid the Blankets Over the Farmer Boy
of Chicago.
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service =.
Davenport, Iowa, March 9.--Kid Farmer of
Chicago was knocked out in the ninth round by
Paddy Nee Of Pittsburg. before the Standard
Athletic club here last night! A left hook to the
Jaw foored Farmer the first time in this round
and right and left swings following put him
down for the count. The fight was fast, Farmer
leading in the early rounds, tho Nee bore in at
all times Farmer led in cleverness, Nee in ring
generalship. Malachy Hogan refereed.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
SUN IS SHINING
White Sox' Have Good Training Wealth
er in Mississippi.
Journal Special Service

Journal Special Servlce. - = q. -
jackson Miss. March 9.--Comiskey's white
sox arrived here yesterday afternoon. They pre-
pared to begin practice at once Manager Jones
who together with Secretary Fredericks has
charge Of the squad doled out the uniforms
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
SENATOR'S SELL puGH.

Columbus, Ohio March 9.-Manager William
Clymer will report in Columbus Tuesday. March
20. He is coming two days in advance of the
team. Inhelder Pugh will not be brought here
with him. He has been sold to the Wi1kesbarre,
New York State league team.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
LINCOLN is HAPPY
Ducky Holmes a Bigger Citizen Than
w. j. Bryan.
Journal Special Service.

journal Special Service
Lincoln, Neb., March ga mine of base
hall enthusiasm apparently has been touched off
il. the Nebraska capital by Manager Ducky
Holmes who has graduated from the ranks of
the players In the big league and Is now to be-
come Western league magnate on his own
account. The Lincoln fans have come forward
royalty to Ducky's support by subscribing the
HrstNyear's lease on the grounds. which are
located within few blocks of the business CEN
4 ter.
and the stands and fence will be complete before
the end of the month. Holmes already has no
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-09
AFTER ROSE RECORD
Wesley Coe to Try for Long Mark Il
the Shot Put
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service.
| Ann Arbor.5 Mich, March 9.--There are fifty
entries for the varsity meet Saturday, the most
important of tile local indoor meets and from
| some of the names on the list Ii looks very
| much as II few Michigan records would be