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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
h0W'S This?
We nHar One

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J..
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KlNNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
Gus surfaces of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by
all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Well Worth Trying.
scull and skull.

"Sculls" and skulls are really one
word in origin, and both at various
times have been spelled capriciously
with 'c'' or '.k.'' Pepys, the diarist,
tells how he went on the Thames at
one time ''in scull," at another in
"skuller." The origin Of the word is
"skulle" or "sculle," bowl or goblet.
While the Uranium was obviously bow
like in shape, distant resemblance to
a bowl was also detected in the SCOOP
ed out blade of "scull'' as opposed to
the fat blade Of an oar proper.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Weight Of a piece Of Ice.

A rough and ready method of cal
culating the weight Of piece Of ice
is afforded by the fact that cubic
foot Of this substance weighs approx
mately 57.25 pounds First measure
the breadth, length and height of the
cake, and the three results, being null
tplied, will give the number Of cubic
inches. If this answer be in turn
multiplied by .O33 the approximate
number Of pounds will result. For
instance, a cake 8 by 9 by 10 inches
contains 720 cubic inches. This multi
piled by .033 gives 23% pounds, the
correct weight of such a piece Of ice.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

During the trial of the libel suit
against the above mentioned publishers,
DR.. Lee H. Smith, Vice President of the
Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, stated atader oath that the ingredi-
ents of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton were wholly extracted from the
following native roots; Golden Seal,
BRe Cohosh, Lady's Slipper Black
Cdhosh and Unicorn by means of pure
glytefiQe of proper stkength. He was
asked hoy he knew, as Aphysician and
experienced medical man, bat the VIA
vorite Prescription /" was Nxre for the
diseased peculiar to womRn, such as
"female \weaApess,X w\Rk&pg<pel
catarrhal drains, Jhe!sbsus, SetAyer-
sion, irregular and painful periods Ad
other diseases of the womanly orsapA
aud he stated that he knew such was
the fact because of his professional ex-
perience and the many thousands of
women whose ills, to his personal
knowledge, had been cured by this
"Prescription."
This experience Of DR.. Smith was corrob-
grated by the standard Medical Authorities.
q the several schools Of practice, endorsing
the various ingredients in the strongest
terms. Dr. Smith being asked to name some
OF these authorities as to the curative value
works such as the United States Dispense
tory; The American Dispensatery; Organic
Medica, by Professor Finley Eiiingwood Of the
Bennett MEDICAL College. Chicago; vNew
Remedies by Prof. Edwin NJ. Hale, M D., OF
Hobart A.. Hare. Prof in Univ. of Penn'a;
Laurence johnson. NJ. D.. Prof in University
Of New York: Prof. John King. Author Of
vWoman and Her Diseases; Professor John
N: Scudder. NJ D.. Author of a treatise on
wThe Diseases of Women"; Horatio c. Wood,
N. D.. Author of Therapeutics -; Roberts
Medica Jefferson Medical College of Phila.
All these recognized and standard
authorities praise, in the strongest pos
sible terms, each and every ingredient
which enters into the vFavorite Pre-
scription" of DR.. Pierce for the cure of
woman's peculiar weaknesses and all
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Natures Way Is Best.

The function strengthening and tissue
building plan OF treating chronic, linger-
ing and obstinate cases of disease as pur-
Suea oy Dr. Pierce is following after
Natures plan of restoring health
He uses natural remedies, that ia
extracts, from native medicinal roots.
the expenditure Of m wrIusf Rm out aD by
money; without the use of alcohol, and
Dy sklllful combination in just the right
proportions.
Used as ingredients of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. Black Cherry.
6arR Queens root, Golden Seal root,
Bloodroot and Stone root, specially exert
their influence in cases Of lung, bronchial
and throat troubles, and this vDIsCoy-
ERY" Is, therefore,, a sovereign remedy
Tor bronchitis, laryngitis. chronic coughs.
catarrh and kindred ailments.
The above native roots also have the
strongest possible endorsement from the
leading medical writer's, of all the several
schools of practice, for the cure not ONLY
OF Inc diseases named above but also for
lndlgestlon, torpor of liver, or bilious
ness obstinate constipation, kidney and
where located.
You don't have to take DR.. Pierce's
say-so alone as to this; what he claims
Tor his "DiscOvery" is backed up bv the
writings OF the most eminent men in the
medical profession; A request by postal
caro- car or letter, addressed to DR.. R. V.
fierce, Buffalo, N. Y, for little book
OF extracts from eminent medical au-
thorities endorsing. the ingredients of his
medicines 1 will bring a little book free
that is worthy of your attention if
needing a good, safe, reliable remedy Of
kno1cl composition for the cure of almost
any old chronic, or lingering malady.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stlpatlon. One little "Pellet" is gentle
laxative, and two mild cathartic.
The most valuable book for both men
h=~a> and women is DR.. Pierce's
[M##&a Common Sense Medical Adj
457 wiser. A splendid 1OOS-page
p.eRIs5ess volume, with engravings
t.,aa n azDiss and colOred plates. A copy,
NNRsH ,AS DHslSp paper-covered, will be sent
SenS' to anyone sending 21 cents
IL in one-cent stamps, to pay
Hsar the cost of mailing only, to
Glt ~ a DR.. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.
Se Y. Cloth-bound, 81 stamps.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
TO READERS OF THE
LADIES' HOME JOURNAL:

you published by The Ladies Home Journal
May 1904 attacking Dr.. Peces Favore Prescription Have
recently by Mr. Box Editor
that magazine that his 'has paid single to Dr.
r. " Pierce's concern y of any suit =? We
wish you the truth. The facts these
Four days after the article in May 1904 appeared D Plergs
The Ladies Home Journal publishers for libel The
had April last Dr. Pierce that the attack made by
The Ladies' Home Journal false He proved that Dr. Pes Fa
either alcohol
Of the injurious drugs which The Ladies Home Journal falsely stated
the for
The Journal forced to admit it, The jury rendered
verdict against The Ladies Home Journal in favor of Dr. Perces
This vndication of Doctor
Pierce and his vFavorie Prescription" udiciay established that
the libel uhoy false and without any Justification
however believed that his justly entitled
verdict much larger Through his attorneys he has
applied trial of the For this
reason The Ladies Home Journal
paid single penny Dr. R. v Perces Dr. Pierce
simply collect the judgment until the motion for
trial has been decided.
does this boar statement that it
paid single penny " Perces look like
cheap half truth intended to mslead you?
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Wrong Either Way.

Mr.. Jawback-Tve got a new stenog-
rapher. Mrs. Jawback-Brute! I sup
pose the other wasn't pretty enough
for you! Mr.. Jawback-It's a man.
Mrs. Jawback-Unfeeling monster! Try
ing to make the people think I'm too
jealous to let you have a girl, eh?-
Cleveland Leader.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
..To Cure a Fe1on,,

says Sam Kendall, of Phillipsburg, Kan.
"just cover it over with Bucklen's Ami.
ca Salve and the Salve will do the rest"
Quickest cure for Burns, Boils, Sores,
Scalds, Wounds, Piles, Eczema, Sal,
Rheum, Chapped Hands, Sore Feet and
Sore Eyes. Only Csc at o. NJ. Olsen's
drug store. Guaranteed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

When you have cold it is we'll to
be very careful about using anything
that will cause constipation. Be par
ticularly careful about preparations
containing opiates. Use Kennedy s
Laxative Honey and Tar, which stops
the cough and moves the bowels. Sold
by Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

A bath cleanses the skin and rids
the pores of refuse. A bath makes for
better fellowship and citizenship. Not
only should the outside of the body be
cleansed, but occasional use of laxa-
tive or cath artic opens the bowels and
clears the system of etfete matter. Best
for this are DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. Pleasant little pills that do
not grippe or sicken. Sold by Eugene
A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Talking Behind Her hack

+ Don't you know, DEAR" said his
wife sweetly, that it is wrong to talk
behind persons back?"
He was trying to button her waist
at the time, and really there seemed
to be provocation for his remarks
Philadelphia Ledger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Courage,

docs your boy Josh take after you?"
"Some," answered Farmer Corntos-
sci. "He doesn't like work any more
than do. The only difference is that
he has the courage Of his convictions"
washington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Here is Relief For Women.

If you have pains in the back, Urinary
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want GER
tain, pleasant herb cure for woman's ills.
try Mother Gray's Australian-Leaf. It is
a safe and never failing monthly regula-
81 Alp1e package free. Address, The Moth.
X ErayCo., Leroy, N. Y. 26-2s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
The Maneuvering Mamma.

"The maneuvering mamma" is prac-
hcally extinct. The modern daughter
has an almost free hand in managing
her love transactions. The mere love
marriage, which was so disturbing a
thought to the mother of even twenty
years ago, is seldom heard Of in May
fair in these altered circumstances,
says the London Graphic.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
An Economical P1aa.

Short say, old man, will you lend
me So for an hour? Long-No. Go and
SIT IN the park for an hour; then you
won't need it." Chicago News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

He is sufficiently learned that knows
how to do we'll and has power enough
to refrain from evil-Cicero.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Unworthy of Remembrance.

My Dear Friend-I beg you to lend
me 5000 francs. Then forget me for
ever. I am not worthy to be remem-
bered.-From a Letter Found by Paris
Figaro.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

Do what you consider right, what
ever people may think Of it, despite
censure and praise.-Pynhagoras.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

When two strong men come to blows,
even if they are we'll matched, it is not
a pleasing sight, but if the man who
gets the worst of it will use DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, he will look better
and feel better in short order. Be sure
you get DeWitt's. Good for every
thing a salve is used for, including
piles. Sold by Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

In the court Of his own conscience
no guilty man is acquitted -Juyenal,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

In these days of rush and hurry
courtesy is often forgotten. In the
mad, pell NELL rush of our life little
things are done to offend that we
rather remained undone. A hastily
eaten meal and it's reluctant headache
may cause us social or financial loss.
The wise man or woman is the one who
relieves little ills of this sort by a little
dose of Kodol For Dyspepsia. It d.
gests what you eat and puts your
stomach back into shape. Solb by
Eugene A. Pfeferle.
Fixing Her Face.
She started, recoiled and then bent
nnxiously nearer her mirror.
"A wrinkle, as I'm aliver' she ex-
claimed.
She was of a bouyant temper, how
ever.
II suppose I'll have to put a good
face on it, she said, reaching forth
with for the necessary Materials
Puck
Well Worth Trying.
W. H. Brown, the popular pension az
torney, of Pi'tstield, VT, says: "N4xt
to a pension, the best thing to get is Dr..
Kings New Life Pills." He writes:
"they keep my family in splendd
health" Quick cure for Headache, Con.
stipation and Biliousness. csc. Guar
anteed at o. NJ Olsen's drug store.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Not : Fal.iher Etther.

Not Fa1st6eF Either.
Patching and darning, as usual, are
you?" said the caller.
Yes" answered Mrs. Lapsling. 81
tell Samuel save him good deal Of
money by being so mendacious. = Chi
cago Tribune
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26

WANTED Man near New Ulm to
show and assist us to sell properties.
No experience necessary, if you are
willing to let US teach you the real es-
tate business. Salary $50. 90 a month
to start. Steady position to good man,
who is willing to devote part of his.
time to handling customers. Address:
Security Land & Commercial Coz.
Andrus Bldg, Minneapolis, MINI. 81
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1906-09-26
Broken English.

Teacher What are the parts Of
speech? Tommy Tucker It's-it's when
q man shutters. Chicago Tribune.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
FROM

G. H. Robertson went to St. Louis
with stock Monday.
r. S. Woolery of near Glensted was
here visiting his brother Sunday.
Katie Smoyer is visiting in YER
sailles this week.
Mrs. Jones of Sedalia is here vis-
iting friends this week.
John Stouts brother of Jim. of
Syracuse who was kicked by a horse
died Monday.
George Thomas has moved to Mrs.
Thormans farm west Of here.
Jack Carter sold his property here
to George Morrison. MIR. Carter
bought 40 acres of land from !. W.
Akin.
Quite a crowd of young folks gath
cred at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Sam Charts Saturday night and all
report a good time.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
Cleaning an Old Clock.

Have any readers a clock they value,
that seems to be at the end of its career
OF its usfulness' Does i, skipa beat now
and then, and when it goe>to strike seen,
to be in pain? Let me tell you what to do
Take a bit of Cotton batting, the size OF a
hens eggs, dip it in kerosene, and p ace
II Oh the floor of the clock, in the corner,
shut the door of the clock and wait thee
or four days. Your clock will be lika a
new one-skip no more; it will strike as
of old. and as you look inside you will
find the cotton batting black with dust.
The fuuues Of the oil loosen the p~ar.icl, S
of dust, and they fall. thus cleaning the
clock. ! have tried it, with sncccss.-
National Magazine.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
CHANGED Hands.

A change in the business circle of
orr city was made last Saturday by
which w. III. Doyle of Shelbyville,
Mo-, came into possession of the J..
w. Kirk furniture store on North
Monre street. The deal was closed
last Saturday and the stock is being
invoiced. Mr.. Doyle, who has had
considerable experience in this line
Of business. will move the stock to
the building on the square now oc-
Cupied by {. w. Biersach on March
1st. This building is 1O4 feet long
and will make an elegant room for
furniture. He intends to carry n
stock a complete line and to make
his store second to none in Central
Missouri. Mr.. Doyie comes to our
city highly recommended and will
move his family here at the earliest
possible time. A hearty welcome
await them by our people.
Mr.. Kirk, who established the bus
mess. moved to this city about five
years ago and at once identified him
self among the prominent business
men here. He is a man of excellent
judgment and strict integrity. and his
sterling worth both as a citizen and
as a factor in the business circle of
Versailles have made him popular
throughout. He will assist Mr..
Doyle for some time in the business
and introduce him t o the trade,
after which he will enjoy "A much
needed and well dcscr.cd vacation.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
4 Corrections,

Last week each OF the Versailles
papers received through the mail
letters requesting them TO announce
that Mrs. Lulu Jacobs kavanaugh
had found a gentleman's gold watch
on the street and that owner could
have same by identifying property.
These letters were written by some
unknown party. Mrs. Kavanaugh
did not find a gold watch and knew
nothing Of the announcements until
she read it in the papers. The re-
port was most likely calculated as a
Joke by some Of her friends. but ii the
perpetrators OF the intended Joke had
been present early the following
morning when Mrs. kavanaugh con-
tronted the unsuspccting editor de-
handing an explanation they would
no doubt have deferred their hilarity
to some future time.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
a Successful Mccilnd

HE series OF meetings conducted
by Rev. Law and wife and Rev.
Phillips and wife ably assisted by our
local ministers now in progress at the
opera house are attracting our citizens
and an unusual interest Is being man
licstcd by all who attend. The BUSH
ness firms close each evening during
the services and the house is crowded
with an Interested audience. Brother
Law IS an eloquent speaker and is
earnest IN ms efforts for the spiritual
welfare OF his icllowman and much
good Is resulting from these meetings.
More than $50 have gone forward
and made themselves right WITH
Christ. and many more viii follow.
The singing. conducted by Rev.
and Mrs. Phillips and Mrs. Law. is
an appreciated feature OF these meet
ings.
A special service for men and BOYS
will be held at the opera house on
sunday afternoon, and at the same
hour for ladies at the NJ. T.. Church.
All are cordially invited to attend
these services as much good can be
derived from what YOU will hear, and
"Iil encourage the good work now IN
progress.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
FOCK ISIGNC TIme Table.
Iin5zEElit1
pOISONS IN FOOD.

Perhaps you don't realize that manv
poisons originate in Your food, but some
day You may feel n twinpe of dyspepsia
that will convince YOU. Dr. Kings New
Life Pills are guaranteed to cure all sick
ness due to poisons of undigested food
or one back. 25c, by Munkel Drug
G.. Try them.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09

Receipts Of hogs thus far this week are
-',Ouo; last week, %, 100; last year. 2i,-
800, Mondays market was strong to SC
higher with an easy close. Todsy's
trade ~as mostly steady, bulk OF sales
ruling from IS - to s. IS; top IS 81.
Receipts OF sheep thus far Tins week
nave besn heavy. Mondays market
was steady to zoe lower for sheep with
lambs Zoe to l5c off. Toiay's trade was
very dull and Ihc to 2sc lower. We
quote Choice lambs $3.50 to 100;
choice yearlinSs, 5000 to 50 IS; choice
wethers, s5.M to $3.50; choice ewes,
$500 to IS. 10.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
CL.EAEED FOR ACTION

When the body is cleared for action
by. DR., Kings Ncv Lite Pills vow can tell
II ny HE bloom OF health on ,lie cheeks;
I've brightness of Tie eyes; the frnness
OF ne flesh and muVies; the broyaucy
OF the mind. Try them. At Mun,2~i
Drug Go;
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
Missouri Pacific Rates.

Feb. 9th and Goth round trip rates
at three fourths one way fare to points
south and west. IIomeseekers limit.
One way rates at half fare plus two
dollars to points south and west on
Feb. 9th and Goth.
Homeseekers rates on first and
third each month to all Homeseeker
territory.
Passengers preierring warm wait
ing rooms should go via Missouri
Pacific.
Very low one way rates to Pacific
Coast and northwest from Feb. 18th
to April It'll. Portland Oregan S2S.-
90, Billings Mont. $3.50, other
points in proportion.
Warm waiting rooms at Mo. Pac.
depot.
Homeseckers rates to the New
White River Countrywide best region
now open to settlemcnt-on first and
third Tuesday each month.
l.. n. SIMON, ACT.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
Items Of ~lnterest.

SNNNlhi "CI ph'ii htit' ~ toc"o ~
ported the %jolliest time of the season
A Boonville girl has been shedding
tears because she consulted a fortune tel
Ter recently. You" said the dark
"arc now courtcd by two men, a light one
and "A lark one. In two years YOU will
marry the dark one. Here is your line
You will live long. And see all these
little branches-they are children: i
, count fourteen of them and the young
lady broke away and fled.
Near Lees summit, las, Saturday, in
a wolf drive the lines were two miles
long and contained nearly four hundred
person. covering an area of four square
miles. After the drive was over it was
found five wolves and one fox had beet,
killed. Several broke through tie lines
and escaped.
IohnW. Skinner and his son. fishermen.
were blown to pieces by the explosion of
dynamite in a boat. near frankfort.
Saline county, on the Missouri river, a
few DAYS ago. 1t is supposed they had
the explosive in their boat for the pur-
pose of killing fish, when by accident it
exploded, killing the elder Skinner in
SANITY and dangerously injuring the
Young man. Pieces of the body were
Blown fifty yards. -Boonville Advertiser
a patrolmtn in $: Louis was fined $50
for using p%rofanc language. Talk is not
always cheap.
U~umansville Star-I.eadcr: There is
many a full grown man with whiskcrs
on his face WHO ought to be wearing long
dresses and sitting in a high chair if his
clothes matched his character ......
Many a man thinks he could preach be-
hogs home from pasture, but preaching
requires more than lung power .......
Some people have a mack Of making the
other fellow do the apolopi1,ng no matter
how innch in the wrong they have been
themselves
All the world knocks a knocker. This
increases the din of the anvil chorus.
Don't knock a Enocker. don't listen to
him. Where there is no ear. there 10
sound rs The knockcr will not knock
long where no appreciation is shown
Knock not, lest ye he knocked. We can
md something to knock IN everyone,
and everyone can hnd something to
huock in us, BE charitable to others and
." ". '""" ''' "eS' 'n''''y 'o""''s
-, " " '"NS'
"N',' ~, A''"nH'' "'"'h''
nc ''"'' wv Ms ''''e hammer an"
i''"',' W n""e III less Ir'''a''hHiY'
''P' "'"'' ~" | rose your if'on"s oc-
~" h"N' '"c NH"'H'hI iiapN'
"" ''', S""' NUN '''A NY ny joining
'"r hopeless dy'Pep'Ic ranks OF self
'"''"''H' we N"'""'' hho'F'
90 ''' wise man mas II" hccd Tor q
n'"'''e'' AZ" 'Eaih> TRENDS ana hapli-
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$50 'N'' >'N l ltti dHDll
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1906-02-09
NOTHING on ARKErLOr

NOTHING On The MARKET tOTAL
Tram No. - carries through standard
aud Tourist slcepers st. Louis to Los
Angeles. Reclining chair cars St. Louis
to FL Paso, FL Faso to Los Angeles and
San Francisco. Dining car service Kan
sas City to Los Angeles.