Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-01-20

Win something in life's race,
If he wouldn't wear himself clear out
And. run his legs off. just about,
In seeking an easy place.
Furnishing goods are sold very cheap
by c. X. Chow & Co.
A soft answer turneth not away tho
bill collector.
When you want a tasty meal with
good liquors go to the Cobweb Cafe.
It's enough to make the average
bride flush to recall her strenuous eff
forts TO become one.
Women should take husbands only
for better-because they couldn't be
much worse.
can be purchased at a reasonable price
Of Wing Wo Tai & Co.
Time is said to be money, but a lot
Of II Is counterfeit.
Have +. ID. Wicke do your office re-
pairing.
It's easier to teach baby to talk
than II is to teach a woman not to.
Food that appeals to mems taste is
served by the Favorite Grotto.
The bill will not excite you IL w. q
Let does your plumbing.
Speaking of music, the tailor's favor.
lite is ragtime.
Only the right price is charged by
S. X. Aki & Co. for plumbing work.
Some men are so peculiar that they
can even argue politics and religion
without getting angry.
Wallie-"DOes youah sistah seem to
1. ,,4k. l. .
Edith-"Why, yes. indeed! She al.
ways laughs right out loud!"
The monuments sold by J. C. Axtell
4 Co are of unQuestionable durability.
II sick man can't keep anything
else on his stomach he should try por.
Gus plaster.
Mrs. Hodgson, n music teacher OF 90
years experience in England and the
Colonies, Is now prepared to take a
number of pupils at her rooms at Mrs.
Cancels corner Of Vineyard and Fort
streets.
First E4ile-"What makes you sleep
so late?' Second Five got Philip
pinitis so bad that | sleep very slow %
Twenty.one meals are served by the
Pacific restaurant for $3.50.
Editor-"l notice you don't send me
any poems nowadays. Did your stock
OF inspiration give out?" Poet-"No,
1t was the postage stamps"
Pianos of superior workmanship are
sold by the Thayer Piano Co.
J. A. II. Vieira 4 Co. are manufac-
turers of Hawaiian enamel souvenirs.
He-"You are all the world to me
don't you love me?" She-"Well, all
the world loves n lover, you know"
The Hawaiian Soda Works soda wat
er is unequalled in quality by any
other.
Reggie-"Yaas, ] bought this suit
ready made, Just for a joke" Miss
Pepper-"Well. the Jokes on you"
j. p, Rodrigues makes fashionable
suits.
Cation. NELL & Co. can retube your
boilers with charcoal, iron or steel
tubes.
Mrs. Hastymatch-"I had a dozen
proposals before yours! All from
smarter men than you, tool" Mr..
HastymatCh-"They must have been.
How did they manage to crawl out Of
it,"
Does the watch need expert attention !
II so. take It to Thos. Lindsay, Fort
street.
Don't you think Miss Buddlngton
has what might be termed q peachy
complexion remarked the very young
man. 81 hadn't noticed II before" re,
Joined his fair companion, but now
that my attention has been called TO
II must admit that she has rather a
irostbitten look"
Try the new barber shop at 1888 Nun,
anu street.
A man who uses big words seldom
says anything worth while.
Fong Inn Co. have some well sea
soned lumber for sale.
Dick-"Yes, II is never too cold for
Cupid. | proposed on an ice yacht
once" Eva-"Indeed! And did the
proposal go through" Dick-"Yes,
and so did the Ice"
Who repairs your, clothes? Do you
know that the Honolulu Clothes Clean,
ing Co. Is the best place to send them I
Lorn, lean old Moneybags may win
rosy bride, II he but wooes her with
will-wherein she is the legatee.-
Nixon Waterman.
c. Q. Yee Hop & Co. are selling out
their stock of groceries very cheap.
When man tells you that all men
are equal he reserves the right TO con.
| slider himself superior article.
Try that l5-cent lunch at the Ken.
lucky Cafe.
The willy accountant who doctors"
his books, to add to his fraudulent gain,
Is practiclng that which to honest folk
Jocks like a sly bit of leger-demaln.
You can always get good bread al
the Perfection Home Bakery.
Mrs Homes-"Our milkman tells me
he worked for the prohibition tIcke,
at the last election" Homer-"Well
when It comes to watering the milk 0
poor excuse is better than none, | sup
| pose"
The Globe Clothing Co. have big LOT
Of new suits that arrived ex-Alameda
With the coming of the millennium
there will be nothing left to reform, and
a lot of meddlesome people will be out
of job.
G, Faria is making a wooden two
piece suit for $l4.5O.
Some Of a married mans troubles