The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-03-31

| With the Long Bo.y
All About the Little Girl Who Stick Out Her Tongue
and Wrinkle Her Nose at YOU
WAS asking Of the Young Ones the other day if they
still sang those old pieces about eyes with "ovelght
shining THERE, and all that agreeable comfortable old
nonsense And she thought that they did They used to
look up at you sideways from the piano when they
1vhooping it
Lift your eyes to mine, my darling
the loveight there; -.
For you know I love you dearly
And to me there's fair;
~ And at times I often wonder
Would you sorrow If l. a dare
Tell you that my love had vanished
Tell me, sweetheart, would you careF
And the way they threw the wggy voice into that 'Te
me- sweetheart would just break you all and you'd lean
over the piano and remark You bet your old shoes, I'd
care and she would reply, "Now, don't be silly
Yet this ''lfting your eyes to mine, my darling IS
only they do it. But the only way can
be expressed song would not do for instance to sing
Stick your tongue out at me, darling,
nor MARBLE:
Wrinkle your at my darling
vet YOU take pretty girl and let her stick out her tongue
and wrinkle her little foolish at and she has you
going lust as quick she does by hanging out the lovegh
In her LAMPS But would sit up at the piano and sng
Wrinkle your at me, my darling,
vonr little
And you have gone for fair.
And at times I often wonder,
Would you sorrow if I'd dare
Slap FL; Spp on 51 hs Tr55 my 1ia g9s eass
Saw but weren't we the village cutups in those daysY
But we had have the songs about the ovegh and not
about the nose wrnngs tho the latter occurred just as
often as the other Perhaps they went together sometimes
place hang the loveghts may have been
at piano. give the good old front steps for having
her wrinkle her little pug nose at YOU DO you rememoer
how thew used to sit around and teehee and ggge at
nothing whatever for hours together until mamma did
speaking the upstairs window just the lampgher
was putting them out on the streetsg
And yet there people who kick on this world and say
1t isn't any good The universe ought to STICK out It's tongue
and wrinkle up its nose them and usually does Don't
abuse a good thing
The Mcbride Mich. Review has article of protest on
the part whose shade trees have suffered from too
fierce ''courting.'' The Review says:
requests the young gentleman who ties his
horse to his Sunday and other nights
post Says Shannon eve have objection to fellow
counting nights week. but have serious objection to
being chewed horse while his master IS
in the sfairyland Of love- other place.
What's the use of getting crust like that just because
horse eats up few Of your shade trees The old fellow
who in the proper spirit recalls his iotous youth ought
to provide htchig post and perhaps little breakfast
for the horse who gets nothing out of anyway e1
cept a chance for meditation.
The great joy Of motherhood has to Slippers the
famous sx-toed cat at White House, and the strange
thing about is that Slippers little kittens all have SIX
just like mamma The president confded
this great secret to Representative j. Adam Bede yeser
day. He called the representative to side, whispered
earnestly to him and then slapped him the back The
presidents and other members
of congress this.
Representative Bede came out looking mysterious, and
as he reached he turned and said to the PRESIDENT
"Can have Of them?'
~ think it can be arranged' the president replied
"Grabbing off something, YOUR asked several OF
Mr. Bede's colleagues of the house, who jealousy
watching him.
''Oh, guess I'll get one,'' Mr. Bede said.
There was much speculation what office Bede was after
MA4
A Kansas years ago married of those
uncommunicave men who says anything. People
wondered how about. One day she told somebody
that she said the things and then told him what he
should they do story books He sort OF smiled
If to say Consder them said, and she was satisfied
But it turned out that OF any spunk at all coult
hardly live with this man, for he wouldn't quarrel either
so she thinks of all the things herself and her
his and then hers, etc. carrying the fuss
to full and satisfactory completion all by herself Some
times she tells him of their little quarres and makngs
and if he feels any interest them he does not express
a ma who anything! It would be
relief sometimes if he would only find fault A j. R.