The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1906-09-29
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Sinners should not forget that hen
with one 81" Will be Just as hot.-New
York Herald.
The thing to do with a MIX Trust is
10 sterilize and bottle it.-New York
Commercial.
1t Is suspected that the Ruff Riders
We're the first advocates Of simpliHed
spelling.-Washington Post.
Mistur Rosvelts conversion adj
crafty to the hops ov the spelling re-
formers. Thay think thay own the
erth.-New York World.
II the strength OF the Cuban lnsur-
rection could be measured by the num-
Der Of Its generals, there should be no |
doubt Of its success.-Philadelph Rec
ord.
1t seems school teachers are paid
tribe more than mill hands, which is
one example Of the working of the New
England conscience.--New York Her
aid.
The Congress Of Brazil voting an ap-
preparation of $666OO0 for the relief of
sister republic is a fine example of
South American generosity.-New York
Tribune.
The train wrecker is possibly the
most execrated Of criminals, and yet
he cannot cause as much suffering as
does the bank wrecker.-New York
American.
Cuba affords an indication of what
may be expected of a certain class of
patriots when they get their feet no
longer in the public trough.-Philadel-
phia Record
The quick lunch is now said to be the
chief cause Of divorce. The courts and
the doctors have not yet agreed which
is the quicker, the lunch or the divorce.
New York Tribune.
If you read over that list of slmpli-
fed words you will notice "kist" That's
probably Mr.. Carnegle's personal con
tribution to the Observation-Disclosures
phia North American.
Burglary by automobile is cropping
out in new fields. The possession OF mo.
torcars by the dark-lantern fraternity
Indicates that it is enjoying its share
Of the general prosperly.-New York
World.
Now It is Mr. Shonts and Mr. Com
pers who are calling one another liars
1t really is not a matter OF very grea'
Importance to the public If they botl
are. so long as that canal is built-Nev
York Press.
Edward of England has done a goot
/ stroke In Pacific Railways, thanks to
tip from Morgan, of Wall street How
! pleasant to the eyes of commoners ar
the courtesies of kings New Yorl
] World.
Miss Abby Mayhem, of tie Universit,
Of Wisconsin, says that women will
never be free until they discard petit
coats. That is to say, they will cor
tinue in clothes misunderstanding
ton Post
= A New York dentist demands settls
q ment Of a bill for $2,110. A physical
. recently asked a fee at the rate Of $50
a day. Not much fear that the sick wi
It die disgracefully rich.-New Yor
e American.
is Those Cuban insurgent genera
y would find it safer to follow the usu;
q practice and let the prlvates do ii
q fighting, providing there are any pr
l. Yates IN the insurgent army.-Phllade
y phia Press.
Y Coal went up another 10 cents yeste
i day. Ice costs small consumers abol
I twice as much as last year. People wi
want either heat or cold in their hous
keeping are sadly out of luck. Ne
York World.
u Whatever may be sale Of England
!, boosted mastery Of the seas, her go
N eminent is not afraid to reduce h
m naval expenditures in the face Of Il
=. military powers of E1rope.-Philad'
ed phia Record.
is The phonetic spelling craze will n
as be without profit If 1t teaches the peoI
st that the Presidents name is Roz-e-ve
nd not Ruzvelt, as so many Insist on spe
ing and pronouncing it-Philadelpt
North American.
If we rise up and call blessed a m
re- who Increases the grass crop, what sh
TO we do if the government succeeds
OF the project of making each hen lay t
Gu eggs where but one egg was laid
ne fore New York Herald
q Secretary Roots tribute to the ''
10 comparable beauty" Of the women
70 Argentina who pelted his train W
,ot flowers was not the language Of dip
an macy or Of gallantry. Travellers ag
{ a that the composite feminine type of !
m. gentina is irreslstible.-New York S
The burning of 5000 cans of fC
and decayed fruits at Chicago the otl
day was the first official bonfire ligh
IL 70 celebrate the pure-food victory
The legislation. 1t must be said that
the made a good fire, even though the fur
lad did not add to the purity of the attn
Of phere Of the dumping grounds.-N
ave York Tribune.
hs' The London Lancet, In possession
Ms, all available facts, concludes that "
Is regard to disease and cleanliness
est meat imported from the United sti
lv and Argentina is to be preferred to
w W.. home product.-New York Sun.
1t is pleasing to learn that Mr.
Plerpont Morgan returned from Eur
.1u cheerful frame Of mind"
,ol- might prove a disastrous summer
in rs il he should be dlspleased at
Int ANYTHING the country had done In
,lu. absence Washington Post.
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