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The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
numor aro Philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. smirn
THE TRIMMINGS HELP OUT.

Let others lead the simple life.
But tn | get Il through me
That bran DER beefsteak has the bulge
The complex life win do me.
Such sweet simplicity perhaps
Is very nice to ak about,
But | am not the only n
Who'd rather ride than walk about.
It's all right II you like the stuff
To hnve chopped hay and truck like
that.
But | confess | do not pray
For any kind OF luck Ike that.
1t may be nice to bsas that o
Are DER the flcah victorious.
But / woail much prefer % be
A trine more uptoariors-
An automobile or II horse
Perhaps you do not need about.
And walkin~ To md from your work
Is very rice 20 read about,
And for an outing It IL rn
To wander swsetly In the woods.
But Btlil II private car helps some
II you're there neatly with tbs
goods.
II one Is over ninety-six
The simple life Is good enough.
But for q chap of twenty-one
II doesn't quite saw wood enough
It's nice to say you arc contcrt
II thirty cents Is all your stuff,
But II a wealthy uncle dies
It's simply nuts to call your blun-
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

bring suits aEains; every one Of the
trustees and officers Of TIE company
who Was Involved In the McCurdy
scandals and who escaped exposure
and ~punishDen. 10y reason Of the OBJ
sur0cf5Fe tactics employed while Stuy-
resant Fkh Was q member OF the
Tr0esdaie investigating committee.
Al least eight suits for restitution.
tnvolrfnr { total Of 81 10000. Will be
Instituted ss soon as the international
committee gets into working shape at
Q net far distant date. II is the pur-
pose to swiftly and without re-
gard for Tie prominence af TIE men
who have enriched Themselves ut the
sxpense Of The policy holders.
ef1yresant Fist Is 4 s0n Of Hamilton
Fish who Eas secretsry Of state in
0rsn-s cahlnef Ills wife n a leader
IN New york society ami 10 noted for
ne spaendor and originality q her en-
ter1xsrDeasx-
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

There are two men In congress. one
In the senate and the other In the
house, who might be pardoned for go
Ing into court and asking to have theii
names changed. They are Senator Dick
OF Ohio and Representative Sehneebeli
OF Pennsylvania. Dick IL not thick. a.
his name says: but. on the contrary. he
II very thin. Mr.. Schneebeli's name
signifies a little beak"-that Ia. q d.
minutiye nose. Schneebei Is the anec-
tionate diminutive Of the word mead
Ing beak. 80 the name was not given
his ancestors In q mean spirit. HIS
nose Ia one OF the large ones to be
found among members OF the house.
Senator Long OF Kansas fits his name,
but Representative Kline OF Pennsyl-
vania. the only Democrat from the
commonwealth. IL not little. his name
to the contrary Observation-Disclosures
burg Dispatch.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
PEOPLE OF HI DAY

The standard OH Investigation.
As n result of a recent decision OF
the supreme court of Missouri 1t Is be
iieyed by Attorney General Herbert b
Hadley that the New York supreme
court will order II. n Rogers to an
swer certain questions put to him BY
Mr.. Hadley at the recent oil hearings
In New York city. when Rogers deciin-
eli to answer on advice Of counsel.
The decision Of the Missouri supreme
court IL sweeping In Its nature. In
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
A,e~a.,e Of Ki.s Alfonso.

Many were the stories told Of King
Aifonso's childhood. One shows %
much the characteristic determination
OF his later years that II Is worth re.
peatine. While still a child In the nurs-
cry his governess rebuked him for put
ting his knife in his mouth Gentle
men never eat like that" she said
But | am a king" remarked the
child.
kings still less put knives In their
mouths" said the governess.
This king does!" was the reply.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
The Annual Surprise.

The Annual Surprise.
Look out for H.
Twill ift
Before your sight
Some bright
Morning when you're not
Expecting a dark plot.
In all its splendor
And just too tender
Aud cute for anything.
First YOU will want 20 ring
Up the polirc,
But soon you viii oense
To be annoyed With the gent
And win he content
To her pleasantly at
The nrst straw hat.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
GROUP

Is violeut infsnnzfiou q the n nc
Gus memtrane Of the wiod pipe. which
sometimes exteDds to the hryrr AID
bronchial tubes; and - one a the usoss
dangerous diseases Of children. II al
most aiwsys cones On IN the night
Give frequent small doses q Ballard.
HorehouBu Syrup and apply RsIsrdss
Snow Liniuenf ~exisrasIly 10 the throat
sc. SOC and ell A ID Lsnxirs a Sans
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
Knew e3cc Factory

K~aanle3ce Factory.
We frcp l.to Tie fari,. sfc..
20 inste - cree Z hair.
All. 81. wtrf NigaIfa w nisnrb
While A.n.ei - Ire a. a'r.
Mixed In. ! fsar ~ aasat eouiH.s.
VVg... htoias of rot alg'
The sporting nevfs - hanic'i out
With all the latest fgills
And gossip OF the man whose fnee
The sporting extra ills,
And anecdotes about the 9L;s
Who 80 the pace that kiiis'
Tho ponies that from day to day
Around the race track spin
We hear about while mister man
Is seraping AT our chin.
And on the morrow'a rice we ger
= .rat's bound to win.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

substance the court says that when o
porations come into Missouri to do
business they implicitly agree to obey
the laws OF the state and they must
obey them.
In his conduct of the Standard OH
investigation Mr.. Hadley, who IL but
thirty.four years Of age. has shown
himself to be a man OF great force and
ability. Before his election to the ONCE
Of attorney general Of Missouri be
practiced law In Kansas City.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

Life's R-ecompcnse.
Lifo may BE- dour and glum and sad,
Its days filed with nlsgivings.
But c-venings-oh. the evenings giao
And evenings life's worth living!
At evening meath the setting sum-
However dcur the day MAJ be.
Your gummy grin nlls lie with fun'
MY wee, baidheadcd baby
Your little hands reach up to mo |
And brush away all ruing.
Till I'm IA glad as l can be
And mock you "Goo-ah-gooinsr
And talk baby talk TO you
And toss and catch you maybe.
And life n fun OF o ~ and you.
NY wee, baldheaded baby.
Houston Post
A child regards work rs mace oiev
for the use OF other people.
Philosophy sets well on q full stom'
ach.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given that hereafter
all persons res1osiog rubbish from In
and around their premises must oonvey
same outside Of the town limits.
a. r LEMAIKE
County Comnisssoper.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

The still small voice of conscience
gets mighty noisy NIL at once rs soon
as a nun discovers that detectives are
on his trail.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

As a professional heart mender an
other girl IL an undoubted success.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

w have no k.nrs IN IT'S cornirt.'
"Yo, forc't a65u; Ing Corn and
King Cool
.'foa. mt soc what " "a :; ;leH-
feil .Lem either - catac o. &c FUR
mace"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
heartless wOnli

A heartless woman Is generally
equipped with a good stomach, as the
man who IL paying the bills o o dis.
covers.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

Money always has Its eye out for the
society Of Its kind.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

A mans good behavior draws first
prize when his rich aunt Is looking.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

No man who marrics an orphan gets
bis moneys worth, for he can't blame
his troubles on his wlfe's relations.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
Expert Arresters.

Preferred Scclusion.
Give me the address Of your tailor"
-rn do 1t IL you will promise not to
give him mine"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19

II you would be strictly up to date
climb q date tree.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1906-07-19
Humor ne Philosophy
sy DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Insomnia Is generally loaing on Its
Job ut the moment when getting up
time arrives.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
MAJOR HOOPER COMING.
Rio Grande Official Will Be Here at
Conference This Week.

Major S. K. Hooper of Denver. Colo,
general passenger agent of the 51)enver
& Rio Grande system. viii be one Cf
the prominent railroad men in attend
ance upon the See America First"
conference TO be held in Salt Lake this
week. Word of his coming was re-
ceiVed yesterday by 7. A. Benton, gen
eral agent of the Rio Grande West
ern.
The Importance which railroad Off
Gals attach to the See America First"
conference is proven by the fact that
all the eastern roads have granted a
rate of single trip for the round trip
FOR all persons who wish TO attend the
convention. This is the greatest con-
cession ever made hitherto a western
commercial gathering. The irrigation
congress, the mining congress. the
Trans-Mississippi convention and other
similar gatherings have never been
able TO get a rate better than a fare
and one-third.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
SOLE OBJECT IS
OBSTRUCTION
Constitutional Democratic Party of
Russia Will Seek Seats in As
sembly for Sinister Purpose.
BUTcHERY IN CAUCASUS
ARMENIANS SLAY MOSLEMS
WITHOUT MERCY.

st. Petersburg, Jan. 20.-The role of
the constitutional democratic party in
the national assembly, according to a
resolution adopted at the convention
which opened here Jan. Is, will be to
obstruct all ordinary legislation. How
ever. in case the attempt at the first
session to convert the assembly into a
full-hedged constituent body is unsuc-
cessful, the members of the constitu-
uonal democratic party will endeavor
to secure the passage of an election law
providing for general, direct and equal
suffrage and statutes guaranteeing lib
erty of speech, assembly, press and re-
hglon, and measures for the pacifica-
ton Of the country.
A resolution providing for the partici-
patton Of the constitutional democratic
party in the elections to the national
assembly was passed with only two
dissenting votes, thus multiplying the
chances of a split which the extrem-
lists hoped to effect on this question. At
the suggestion of NJ. Boditcheff the con-
ventiOn declined to bind the party's rep
resentatives in the national assem- bly,
to any specific measures regarding the
solution of the agrarian question.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
HOLD MOUNTAIN PASSES.
Armenians Deal Out Death to Follow
ers of Mahomet.

EliZabethpOl, Trans-Caucasia, Jan.
pa courier arrived here today from
Agdam with dispatches describing the
reported attempts made by the authori-
ties to get a convoy Of provisions to the
starving and beleaguered MOhamme-
dams of Shussha, Trans Caucasia. The
convoy set out three times with q
strong escort of troops, MOhammedan
volunteers and auxiliaTies, but was in
terrupted by the Armenians holding the
mountain passes. The whole district
around Agdam is harassed by Armeni-
ans and others who are perpetrating
horrible atrocities, not giving any
quarter to the wounded or to women
or children. The MOhammedans are
greatly enraged at the attack made on
the celebrated shrine of Karapeirem.
After a savage conflict Armenian at
tackers broke and fed, leaving fifty
dead or wounded.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
MAKE 4 JOINT
TOURIST RATE
Hartman Lines and Salt Lake Road
Fix New Fare From Here to
Portland.
WILL GO VIA LOS ANGELES
IS DESIGNED ESPECIALLY FOR
TRAVELLERS FROM EAST.

The Hartman lines and the San
Pedro, Los Angeles & Salt Lake road
have arranged a joint tourist rate from
Salt Lake to Portland, Ore, via Los
Angeles and San Francisco and return,
which goes into effect Jan. 25, and
which will be a permanent rate. The
rate for the round trip is $S4.5o.
Under the arrangement the tourist
will go from Salt Lake to Los Angeles
over the Salt Lake route. From Los
Angeles to San Francisco he viii travel
over the Southern Pacific road. From
San Francisco TO Portland, Ore, the
tourist will have his choice between
travelling on the Southern Pacific rail-
road or the San Francisco & Portland
Steamship cOmpany's line. From Port
land to Salt Lake Lake the return will
be made over the lines of the Oregon
Railroad & Navigation company and
the Oregon Short Line.
Each ticket sold will have a return
limit of six months. StOp-Over privi-
leses go with all tickets. Announce
MEM of the new rate was made yes
terday. No such rate prevails now,
and o person hitherto making such 4
trip would have had to purchase sep
srate tickets over each road and to
nave paid full fare. Tt is expected
that the new rate viii prove especially
attractive to eastern tourists who come
TO the coast next summer and spring.
Such rate has been under cOntempla-
ton by the two lines for some months.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21

build a new union depot at Los. Angeles
to cost $500 900.
Charles Seyler of Los Angeles has
bee elected a director of the Salt Lake
ROAD to succeed J. S. Slawson, resigned.
J. L. Moore, district freight and pas
senger agent of the Salt Lake Route.
returned yesterday from a trip to Los
Angeles
r. n. Stockslager, ticket agent for
the Oregon Short Line at PocateIlo
Ida. and a brother of Chief Justice c.
o. Stockslager of Idaho, is in the city.
z. w Gillette, general freight and
passenger agent of the Salt Lake road.
accompanied by Mrs, Gillette. went
through Salt Lake yesterday from Los
Angeles, en- route to Chicago.
NJ NJ Murtagh, formerly with the
engineering departments of both the
Salt Lake road and the Oregon Short
Lire. and more recently with the Twin
Falls Land g. Water company at Twin
Falls, Ida. has resigned his position
with the latter company to accept the
position of general manager of the
Saulo Paulo Tramway, Light & Power
company in Brazil. His salary will be
$4,000 per year, American gold, with all
eYnenSas
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
WILL BUILD TO WIND RIVER.
Burlington Road Amends Articles of
Incorporation in Wyoming.
(Special ID me- Herald.)

Cheyenne, Wyo., Jan. 2O.-Amendad
articles of incorporation of the Big
Horn Railroad company were today
flied with the county CLERK. The Big
Horn company is a part of the Bur
lingtOn system, which is now being
built from Frannie, on the Cody-Taluca
line, to World, Basin and Thermopo-
lis.
The amended articles state that the
Burlington will, in addition to build
ing the road as stated, construct
north and south line from The juno
ton of Muskrat creek and the Big
Horn river, in Fremont county,
through the counties of Fremont. Ma
trOna. Sweetwater, Carbon and Al
bany to the Wyoming Colorado line be-
tween the 105th and 1O7th meridians Of
west longitude
This indicates that the Burlington
proposes to build a line through from
Denver TO the Wind River Indian res
erYatlOn. connecting with the Frannie-
= Orland-TheTmopOlis line, thus giving
>the 90 a direct line to the northwest
Surveyors have been in the field
west Of Cheyenne for some time. and
it is believed they are working on the
Surveys for this line
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21

There is just one other sure way to be
cured-painless safe and in the privacy
of your own hOme-it is Pyramid Pile
Cure.
we mail trial package free to all who
write.
1t will give you instant relief show
you the harmless, painless nature of this
great remedy and start you well on the
way toward a perfect cure.
Then you can get a fulI-siZed box from
any druggist for 30 cents, and often one
box cures.
If the druggist tries to sell you some
thing just as good, it is because he
makes more money on the substitute.
Insist on having what you call for.
The cure begins at once and continues
rapidly until it is complete and perma-
You can go right ahead with your
work and be easy and comfortable all
the time.
It is well worth trying.
Just send your name and address to
Pyramid Drug Co, 1854 Pyramid Build
ing. Marshall Mich. and receive free
by return mail the trial package in a
plain wrapper.
Thousands have been cured in this easy,
painless and inexpensive way, in the
privacy of the home.
All druggists, so cents. Write today for
a free package.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21

Finance Committee of w. B. C. Tour
nament Is Meeting With
Good Success.
BUSINESS MEN TAKE HOLD
COMMERCIAL CLUB WILL HELP
ENTERTAIN VISITORS.

The full committee on finance to Sc
cure funds to help the local bowlers
promote the Western Bowling Congress
tournament, met yesterday for the first
time and, as a result, a considerable
sum of money has already been
pledged. The members of the commit
tee. who are not bOwlers but who take
an active interest in helping along any
thing that is good for the city were
much surprised when they learned of
the importance OF the coming congress.
As soon as the affair was explained TO
them they all agreed to get out and
work to help the bowlers along.
Councilman L. d. Martin, who is
member of the committee, said he
would endeavor to help the bowlers out
with small donation. Several others
present pledged themselves to raise
funds, and before the committee ad-
Journed at least $500 was in sight.
Three ub-committees-the first con-
sisting of Frank j. Westcott, A w
Smith and w. S. ZehFing; the second of
w. L. Mcleod. Captain I. n. Barratt
and Walter Schmierer, and the third of
A. s. Zimmerman, Samuel Spite and ].
w. COllins-were appointed to act in
dependently of the general committee.
At yesterdays meeting, Secretary
Fisher S. Harris of the Commercial
club, offered the uses of the club for
entertainment purposes of the visiting
bowlers. which proffer was accepted by
the committee.
Those present, who have the handling
of the funds for the coming congress,
are W. J. HallOran. chairman: J. w.
Houston. S. II. Love, G.. A. Quigley, I.
D. Martin. F. J. Westcott, w. S. Zehr-
ing, A. w. Smith, w. L. Mcleod, Sam
uel Spitz and Walter Schmierer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
CHOATE HEADS DELEGATION
Names of Representatives Of This
Country at The Hague An
nounced From Washington.

Washington, Jan. 20.-Secretary Root
representatives to the approaching con-
ference to be held at The Hague will
be Joseph H. ChOate, former ambassa-
dor to England; Horace Porter former
ambassador to France, and Judge Rose
of Little Rock, Ark, ex-Dresident of
the American Bar association.
Besides these delegates there may be
others. the number being conditioned
upon the Russian representation, and
there will also be number Of secre-
taries, stenographers and interpreters.
Judge Rose is said to be a leader
of the bar in his part of the country.
He is a fine French scholar, which
will be of considerable Importance, be-
cause a large portion Of the conference
will be in the French language.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
HIGH PRICED PLAYERS.
Hans Wagner Said to Receive Larg
est Salary.

The three highest salaried ball players
are Lajoie, Hans Wagner and Jimmy
Collins. The big Frenchman is accred-
tied with drawing $1,000 for managing
and playing second base for Cleveland,
Collins pulls down $500 for playing third
and managing the Boston American club,
and Hans receives $1,000 from Pittsburg
for leading the National league in hit
ting Just how much Christy Matthew
son is paid for winning the pennant for
Mugsey McGraws fighters is not public
property, but it is a tidy figure Nc
Graw is paid $1,000 for managing the
Giants but he is not a player, and Han
lon viii receive $4,000 to manage Gin
cinnati this year If by any chance Ned
should give Cincinnati a Championship
club he will be able to name his own
saInrY next year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
CACHE MEN ORGANIZE.
Logan River Water Users kssocia-
tion Is Formed.
Especial to The HeraId.)

Logan, Utah. Jan. 2O.-The Logan River
Water Users association was formed at
meeting held this afternoon. Ten of
the principal interests represented on the
river affixed their signatures to an agree
ment prepared by attorneys.
The association is formed for the pro-
lection of the interests represented, and
is based on a report prepared as to the
rights in the river by Engineer Swenson
of the geological survey. 1t is hoped to
have this report embodied in a judicial
decree.
The officers of the new association are:
President, Olaf CiOnquist; vice president
John Quaylei secretary, F. J. Marshall:
treasurer, Moses Thatcher: executive
committee, Thomas Irvine Moses Thatch-
er and Carl NJ. Nelson.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
BIG RECLAMATION FUND.
Senate Has Doubts About Turning 1t
Over to Geological Survey.

Washington, Jan. 2O.-The senate
committee on irrigation today referred
to a subcommittee a bill providing for
the withdrawing from public entry of
lands needed for townsite purposes in
connection with irrigation projects. The
object is to bring in an amendment
which will deal with the subject of dis
bursting public money from the irriga-
ton fund Several members of the
committee took the position that the
control OF these funds should not be
left to the geological survey without
supervision by congress.
There is now about $32, 600, 900 in the
funds affected
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
Trouble in Esthonia.

RevaI, Esthonia, Jan. 20.-The MEM
bers of the temporary government
were arrested last night, including a
lawyer, and NJ. Paska, who. is the can
didate of the EsthOnian party for cleo
ton to the national assembly.
RevolutiOnists are reappearing i'm the
districts from which the troops have
been Withdrawn and are cOndemning
and executing persons who extended
hospitality or assistance to the. soldiers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
HORSE SHOW AT LOGAN.
Exhibition to Be Held Next Saturday
at Agricultural College.

There will be a horse show at the Ag-
ricultural college, Logan, on Saturday
next. The parade win form at 1890 and
judging will begin at 1 o'clock sharp. A
competent judge has been secured and u
pleasant, profitable time assured. Horse
nien of the state are invited to be pres
ent and to bring in their animals. A large
number of horses have been promised, and
a successful show is assured. There is
no charge Of any kind.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
NEW BOOK ON UTAH.
Judge &. F. colborn Writes One for
Denver G Bio Grande.

"A Glimpse Of Utah." a booklet tn he
published by the Denver & Rio Grande
railroad, has just been completed bv
Judge Z. +. Colborn, the author. II
VIII be issued from the press in about
SIX weeks. The book viii consist of
ABOUT seVenty-fve pages of reading
matter and fine iliustra tions. AS its
name signifies, it is a brief epitome of
Utah's resources. It is the only book
ON Utah issued for several years by the
Denver & Rio Grande The last one
was written by Colonel "Pat" Donan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1906-01-21
Will BE NO STRIKE.

Scranton, Pa, Jan. 2O.-It was Off
cially announced today that there
would be no strike of the LackaWanna
railroad firemen.
An amicable agreement of the con-
troversy was arrived at during a con-
ference of several hours duration.