Arizona republican., 1906-05-06
Little James


 Concerning the Care Which Should be Exercised in the Handling of Po- litical Issues)
 Tn Feenix Democrats they seZ to theirselfs. Ut seems as if we could never git to be a Jonny on- the-Spot. We're always a Mile ahed of evry body else or else we're Way Out of Site Behint. We ain't never around at tn Rite Time. Fait acks like it was alway Agin us. When we thinks we Sees things they aint there, an when they is there we Bump up agin 'em so hard at we git Stunned an don't Reel ize at they's been a Disaster till we're Reused from our Oblivyun by hearin' tn Reffree say ten
 Now, here's this here Aunty Gamb- olin Ishue. We thot a year ago at we seen it jist as Plane as Life. It seemed to us at we was goin' to Run plum into it fer Shure. We kep' a S.de Step pin, a tryin' to git around it, an when it looked like it was Blockin up tn Whole Thurryiare an they wasn't nuthin' else fer us to do, we fell in Be hint it an thot we was marchin' onto Victry a shoutin' 'Aunty GambolinH When we Recovered Conshusnous an Crau'ed out of tn Debree we begun IoOkin' aroun' to see if they was Any thing left of our Ishue. We Cuddent find no Remanes of it an We ast tn Disintrusted Bystanders if they seen any Relix of our Aunty Gambolin' Ishue. Tn Bystanders they laft an sez You must a got a Hard Joalt. They wasn't no sich a Ishue around here. It was jist a Fantacy of your Brane' That was Rite: wed jisl been Seein' Things Agin, as Cshule.
 Ta gether fer tn last Campane an Renood our March toards Vicrry. We heerd Warnin' Shouts a sayin' Look out! Or you'll run into it an git Busted Wide Open We sez, Whats that?' They replize. tn Aunty Gambolin' Ishue. There it is Rite in Frunt of you. Be Keerfle.' We cUddent see nothin' only a Shaddowy Form what we 'spOsed might be tn Speckter of what we thot we seen a Yeer ago an didn't. Any way 1t didn't look substanshul enuff to do no harm, so We jist started to Bust through it on our way to Victry An here we are. An there's tn Aunty Ganfbo.in' Ishue at we Reckt ourselfs onto. It's as plane as Ken be now. IL must be Crate Gift to be able to Rec onnize things ats Reel an to see through things at aint. A man or a party at goes through life a seein' nuthin' but Gostes is bound to git some hard Nox agin things at ain't Gostes.
 We find also at PIiticle Ishue is ike a POte which is born an not Made to Order. You can't make a PliticIe Ishue to fit yer Campane. ..Dut you got 10 make yer Campane fit wotever Pliticle Ishues happens to be on Top You can make money out of paper an say it's a dollar an it'll be wun fer all Intense an Purposes but when a party sez we'll jist make a Plitic,e Isnue to meet our present needs. it's Intrudfn' on tn Domanes of Goddlemity. It mite as well say we'll plant a Crane of corn this mOrnin' an Raise a Roastin Ear fer dinner Pliticle Ishues has a Nacherle Groath. They git ripe an then they're Reddy to Use. They don't last ferever, but they Decays, an a party at uses 'em then is apt 70 feel tn Symptoms of bein' PiZened by Towmanes. Then we find at they's danger in mistaken a Pliticle Ishue fer bein' Ripe when it's Immatoor yit In that case tn use of it is folIered by severe Cramps an Crimps an sich things. You can't be too Keerfle in Selectin' Pliticle Ishues which shud- dent never be pulled off only at tn Sycologicle Moment"
 LITTLE JAMES.