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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
I The First EnQuess.

a The nearest approach to the holding
Of a: judicial inquiry Into the cause Of
death Id England occurred as long ago
:as the year 1900. when. according to an
old writer on the subject, talk and
twenty venerable persons were sum.
Inoned together to hear. and consider
the testimony Of any who could sCeak
with authority regarding the death OF
q digger ID the fields named Martin
$BotaoverD.: ~ if'1 = i ..'';: !, :
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
; ;;.Al,KlaInst / ths world.

81 u. ;is.aaoIaa's G6ssumattig 5 Treat Tres
meat has cured more rhsumaties dur.
Ing the past 2os years than all other
;seady-to use remedies combined 81 Re.
issosl books 81 The Drnmm ond Medicine
Co., n yyev Yosk sps. opsn % jnspeetion
!!in esmpstitlon With ~ other manu-.
fstsdrers 10 :prnxe ttis. II you want
90 90 s;onS aisriDg from rheumatism,
5donst gst Drusadmona . To- 80: viii sars
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
Blue Ridge Railro bad.
Effective Nov. 40, 1908.
9. .EEsTBOUED.

..
.WEsTBoUND. ~
No. IL (daily)-Lesye Belton $50 D.
NJ; Anderson 4.l5. p. No.; Pandleeon AIT
p: M; Cherry 4 "a 2: r.; sspsca s.sl p.
No. 8. daily except sundsy}-Laavo
Bolton l0.4S Q. M; Anderson HOT Q. ro.;
Pendlston 11.S3 q ~, Cherry lt1 q. m.'
arrive at Seneca 11.67 g. M. ,'..1i. :. =.
No. s. (sunday only)-Leave Belton
1l.45 q. M; Anderson 1i.07 q. M; PEN
dleton 1l:82 d. M; Cherry 11.88 q. m.y
Seneca l.Q5 n. M; arrivs ,Vaihalls La,
No. (daily except sundsyl-Lsava
Anderson 1880 Q. m; Psndleton lG.69 q.
M; Cherry 11.O9 g. M; Seneca 1.06 p. M,
arrive Wslhalla l:4O p m. - = : ! - :,
No. 8 8{dsily)-Leave Belton o.15 p. ra.,
arrive Anderson 9.42 p. m. =. .',.5.," ~. '
NO: q g 6{dSa,'y except sas lsy.-Iesys =
M ;ti.:.t= =
No. IL (daily)--Leave V2alhalla a.SS q.
NJ; Seneca 9.68 o. M; Cherry 9.l7 a. m.s
Pendlston 9.25 q No.; Anderson 1000 q.
m.; arrive Bolton 1925 q. M E.
No. Is daily except snndsy)-Leave
Seneca 90 p. M; Cherry 2.ie p. a.; Pen.
% dleton adp 2;4 P; m:; 9: q Andsrson e 10 p. M;
No. 8 Sunday only)-Leave Anderson
M; Seneca 6.$l p. m; Cherry $50 p. M;
Fendleton 6.l2 p. M; Anderson 7.so p.
M; arrive Bolton 7.58 p. m.
No; p taa,ly ! " except spnday,ILesge I,;oI: e
q. m. III. @. BEATTIE, Pres,
j. &. ANDERsoN. sapt.
=. &@& -: Anderson, 8. O.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
Change.

Gunner -- Cogger used to have
such an exasperating horse laugh:
Guyer-It has all changed since
he bought an automobile.
Gunner-H'ml Now T suppose
he has the "horseless laugh" h."-Chi-
cago News. 2<". so :f'
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
An EXcoptfon.

(which IL the first and most impor-
tant sacramento" asked Sunday
school. teacher OF a girl preparing for
confirmation confirmation MARRIAGE" was the
prompt response. "No, baptism is the
first and most important sacrament"
the teacher corrected mot In our
family" said tho pupil haughtily. I'VE
are respectable." -. =.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
. sSissriee Of Trade.

siissrles Of Trade.
Druggist (awakened at 2 a. n.y.
What do. you wish?. i : =.
=: Voice: (at the door liz you'll let
me look in your directory to see
how to address this letter III buy q
postage stamp Of you.-New York
Weekly. = : '.~
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Sterne. who had the reputation Of
treating his wife. very badly, was one
day talking to Garrick In a sentimental
way In praise Of conjugaI fidelity and
love. 1.-The husband" he declared,
'4who behaves unkindly to his wife do.
serves to have his house burned over
his heSd." ."s.t., II .',-..
''Iu That case," replied Garrick, ~
hope your houseIs insured"
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Intemporate at That.

eyes," said the volublc crank, "I
used to be as bad as you, but made
up my mind to quit smoking and
did,"
"You don't say!" replied the un-
regenerato man. 81 guess man
who can quit smoking could quit al-
most anything"-
ooh, yes. p
Except talking about it."-Min,
neapolis Journal.
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Notice to Creditors.

All persone having claims against
the Estates of Mary Earle and Fletcher
Latimsr, deceased, are hereby notified
to present them, properly proven, to the
undersigned within thirty days after
publication herof for payment.
r. Y. III. NANCE,
Judge f Pre- bate as Special Referee.
Feb 81, 1906 SO '6
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16

The Lion-All the walters seem
particularly attentive to that
strange ostrich over yonder.
The Tigress-Yes. I believe they
read in the Jungle News this morn
ing that ostrich tips are unusually
high this season. - Philadelphia
Press, s-. ..',' :...7 .r.~,.~
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Facts In tho Case.

First Stranger-Do you consider
marriage Il failure?
Second Stranger--I have found it
50.
First Stranger-How long have
you been married?
Second Stranger II have never
been up against the matrimonial
game at all. I proposed to five diff
ferent girls, but they all handed me
the frigid mitt.-Dctroit Tribune.
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s. ;AiGtn. t Ett !; ~:
J II DO ycn think that marriage Is a fail
:ufe. Mr. Askin z. said Miss Elder to q
!yodns mar tioms ihs knew 10 be en-
7 III i1avsn,t got that for yet, = . was the
Eesess = ~. YIUIy wei con.
ylheed that courtshIp ID bankruptcy. p %
Iondon SIS 8 tS.s;; 4 ss2
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Hopofui.

Hopeful. -. -. =
"What do you think Of all this
oiazlor ior the arrest Of prominent
people ?" asked Meandering Mike.
''Maybe it'll have a good effect"
answered Flooding Pete, Gin maxim
police officers kind an considerate
toward ns regular patrons. wash
ington Star.
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Oissusted.

w pissuated.
"Come, now, Willie," said his
mother, "yon must have your neck
washed"
cav, say," protested Willie, "who
invented neck washin' .anyway3'-
Pittsburg Post.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
Food FOR tiaa Dead.

r. - 0f.O&k y Uk Sasu GtEeS9s =
?, Corn and bread are still offered by
the pious Basques of the Pyrenees to
the dear; departed on their death anni-
yefsary. 4 traveller In Spain describes
how Mt Ran s.sh4.sstt:.ss;a :is has often
seen some poor fsherman's daughter
praying In o church for. a dead rela-
tce "amld baskets full OF fruit, loaves
oG bread and. corn and kneeling upon
the tomb OF her ancestors" )" pa Or. :
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16
HOMAS s ALLEN, ,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office In Old Benson Building.
Money to Loan on Real Estate.
w ALL PAPERING.

A. full assortment OF Wall Paper, in
oludtng Tapestry, satin hnish, ingraln
ever carried in Anderson. Room mould. :.
Ing 20 match all paper. All orders filled
on she-t notice. Three Of the beet paper
hangers in the city.
We also do work out Of the olty.
Q. L. ARNOLD,
Phone No. 20 B. 30l Depot street
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Contrasts.

F.<' E" Contrasts.
"Women certainly do run to ex-
tremes in their eating"
"For instance?"
"Well, yonder is a girl eating an
gel cake with deviled ham."'-Louis-
vile Courio7-JouTuai. ,>
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::Ssi Eassntsai Reuuirensnts. %:ri !. :
.SsA man must know d great deal to
be i Eood diplomat. c e, f.' ..; /;
81. Ess, and bs able not to tell IT. 8 : ,
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Trsins arrive Union Depot Anderson,
No. s. daily, from Augusta, Mccormick.
Calhoun Fails and intermediate ntatioua
11.00 q: M; No. q. daily, except Sunday,
tions sos p. m. ..>.'
". B, Steele, q. r. A., j..
Anderson, g. @. !
Geo. r. Bryan, G. a. :
GTesnvtlle, g. q.
Ernest Williams, G.P.A.
Augusta, Ga. =
n. III. Emerson, "a. :: =
- Traffic Manager. ::
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1906-05-16

: No gentleman ever finds It necessary
to proclaim his character in the nsser.
ton that he is q gentleman.--Duinth
NewslTribune. -: - -- -. ~ -
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Precfsely located

,..' - Precisely located.
), ".Where were the kings Of England
crowned?'' was the question on an ex-
animation paper.
'On their heads" wrote a boy In the
space left for the answer. .::...
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.,
Exact.

Bridegroom (wno fis receiving his
brides dowry) Ten dollars is still
wanting. i Fathar.in-law-What? !. Oh,
my Daughter swallowed that $40 when
the was q child. F'liegende Blatter. " i.
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Aias,'Not 50.

Alas, Not So.
"Oh, 1t must be fine to be poet"
exclaimed the sweet thing.
'1t' ought to be more" replied the
practical one. ut ought to be fine
end imprisonment" - Milwaukee
Sentinel.
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A LITTLE NONSENSE,
clev9r Sayinss From the Mouths of
Youngsters.

cIevor sayires From the Mouths of
Youngsters.
The Governess-What happened
when the man killed the goose that
laid the golden egg, Maggie?
Little Maggie-Why, guess his
goose was cooked.
Johnny My mamma can cure
people by the laying on Of hands.
TOMMY don't believe it.,
Johnny-Wcll, it's q fact, just
the same. She cd4 me Of the
cigarette habit that W..
Little lIarry-Mamma, does God
know all our. thoughts?
MammaEH9tcs, dear. :. :.
Little .11arrv-ATlcn why can't I
, ,Innk: ! my prayers instead Of saying
Small Bobby - Say, papa, what
makes giraiirs have such long ncckso ?
Papa gave them long nccks
so they could reach the leaves of
the palm, which only grow at the
top of the tree.
Small Bobby-Wcll, why didn't
God make the leaves grow lower
down ?-Chicugo News.
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Effective April II, 1905.
DEPARTURES:

DEPARTURES: II
7.27 q. IN. No. %. daily, except Sunday,
for Mccormick aud intermo.
diate stations, arrive McCor-
mick IL l5 q, m. =
4:10 p. m. No g, daily, for Augusta. etc.,
connecting Mt Augusta with all
lipaa 6ivefgiug, and at Motor
micc with G. & w. O. train No.
4 for Greenwood and interme-
diate stations. Arrive Calhoun
Falls 5.42 p. nn., Augusta o.25
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Charleston G. Western Carolina
Railway.

Arrival and Departure Of Trains. Ander-
son, 8. G. -
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20
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and so is Mir Larrazolo, and MT. Lar razolo's work, particularly his speeches, are telling. To us the out look has never been so encouraging, and it is going to get better as the end of the campaign draws near"
 Mr. Walton will be back at head quarters Sunday morning.
 It was reported yesterday at head quarters that Mir. Larrazolos voice had failed him entirely, but reassuring advices were received from the candi- date during the day. He has been speaking twice and often three times day. mostly in the open air, for the past ten days.
 Next Tuesday. according to his pres ent Arrangement. MT. Larrazolo will be in Albuquerque and will speak in Elks' theater.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20
BORDER LINE POLITICS. CLos Angeles Times.)

The Chicago Record Herald, ma chine-like. following out what it be- lieves to be party policy, advocates joint statehood for Arizona and New Mexico upon the ground that the for mer is a rotten borough" inferring that she might be kept up to a reason able degree of political rectitude by the preponderance of the votes of the cleaner New Mexicans. This is most interesting, coming as it does from Chicago, that fountain head of politi- cal purity, where Liberty's palladium ever waves undefiled and uncorrupted by corporate influence. It is contended that the mining and railroad corpora tions of Arizona oppose joint state hood because it would lift their assess ments, through the righteous tax raising wrath of New Mexico's shep- herds and husbandmen.
 Of course, it is a shocking state of affairs that Arizona's corporations do not pay the taxes they should, when the purity of the Chicago system has been shown so strikingly by the dis closures anent the estate of Marshall Field. It is to be assumed that Chi cago's railroad terminals, the Pullman plant and the packing-houses all pay taxes upon the basis of their actual market value. It happens that New Mexico does not tax her railroads or her mines quite as heavily as is the case in Arizona, but statehood will change all that, of course. Also, it is immaterial in the estimation of the politician that the residents of the az ricultural districts of Arizona are as strongly opposed to joint statehood as are the miners, and that Gov. Kibbey whose political scalp the mine owners are supposed to want. is one of the strongest of the oppons<Its of jointure. Yet he is an assessment raiser of the most pronounced type.
 This rotten borough" idea con cerning Arizona has been fostered by Senator Beveridge, who toured the territory in three days, devoted, most unfortunately, to a study of the worst features of the communities visited, rather than to investigation of their and material advancement and resources. It would be interest ing to learn who it was who sought to convince President Roosevelt that a fair election would not be held in
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20

Edwin Bear and wife, who were re- gently arrested in Phoenix for passing several bad checks in that city, are very much wanted by several Douglas people who were induced to give up some of their good money in exchange for Bears bad checks. Warrants were issued for their arrest Monday on a complaint made by one of the parties here who cashed one of the worthless checks.
 The pair while in Douglas lived un- der the names of Mrs. David NJ. Clark and Charles w. King and it was not known that they were married until they were arrested in Phoenix.
 P. J. Peterson is the name used on the checks cashed here. They were drawn on the First National bank and made payable to Chas. w. King. They were all for SIS and were cashed by the woman who said she was Mrs. King At Phoenix Mrs. Bear passed several bad checks. all of which were for SIS.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20
DEMOCRATS IN N. M.
 ARE FEELING CONFIDENT

ALBUQUERQUE. Oct. 19.-"O. A. Larrazolo is gaining ground with every day" said W. B. Walton, secretary of the democratic committee last night as he boarded a train for Silver City ''and believe from the outlook today that he will be elected in November"
 Mir. Walton is on his way to Silver City, where he will join the democra- tic candidate for congress on speak ing tour of Grant county, which will occupy the rest of the week. Chair man Jones, of the democratic commit tee, will also spend the end of the week in Grant county assisting Mir Larrazolo. whose voice is said to be showing the tremendous strain to which he has put it during the past ten days.
 We are not making any rash pre- dictions," said MT. Walton, land we are not betting a great deal of money, but we are doing lot of hard work
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20
v. N. C. A. CONVENTION.

DOUGLAS, Oct. 19.-(Spec1ai).- = The local committee in charge of the arrangements for the inter-terri- torial conference to be held here next week, beginning with Wednesday morning and continuing until Friday, report that from present indications there will be very large attendance of association workers from outside the city. The program contains the names of no less than four interna- tional secretaries, who are down for either papers or addresses. The regis tration shows seventeen men from Mesilla Park, N M; fourteen from the association at Las Vegas, N. M, and Bisbee promises to send at least fifteen delegates. Other points are being heard from daily and report a probable attendance of several from each town.
 The sessions of the conference, with the exception of the Wednesday morning meeting, reserved for employ ed officers of the association alone, will be open to the members of the as- sociation. The evening session on Thursday will be open to the public, and splendid program is offered for that evening. The banquet to be held at p. n. on Wednesday, promises to be a very successful affair and sev- eral men from out of town, as well as several Douglas men, are on the pro gram for addresses. Members of the association can reserve plates for the banquet by calling up the association office.
 On next Tuesday evening. October 23rd. will occur the first of the events of the Y. NJ. C. A. entertainment course at Irene hall. Course tickets are now on sale at the association of. flee. costing g each; single ticket for the one event. 75 cents. Seats can be reserved at the Douglas Drug com pany's store Saturday, October goth, at noon or after.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20

Arizona on the statehood question, a suggestion that prompted the writing of an admonitory letter to Gov. Kibbey
 The plain truth is that no subdivi- sion of the Union has cleaner elections than nas Ari@ona. In every precinct Le voter must be registered ana nis
 AIiot IS a secret one. under the strict est protection of the Australian sys- tenn. For years the Arizona republi- cans have been defeated by narrow margins in the congressional cleo tions, yet not once have they charged that the vote was not a straight one Tn New Mexico the ballot is open and but slightly guarded. Judge Rodey, the chief advocate of jointure, openly proclaimed that ballot boxes were stuffed against him and that he was robbed of thousands of votes by un- blushing fraud in the last election, when he ran against Andrews as an independent candidate for delegate to congress from New Mexico. It is pos sible that the matter has affected him so that he sees fraud in~all things that please him not.
 A rotten borough" Arizona is not Her vote Is intelligently and inde- pendently cast and is honestly count ed, and the verdict of the jury of her voters should be accepted as the best that can be had in all matters that af- feet the welfare of the great territory.
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20
[. P. s 5. ". IMPROVING
 SYSTEM
Will Lay Claim to Having the
 Most Modernly Equiped
 Train in the United States -ColoniSt Travel is Heavy.

Accompanying the Fl Paso business mems excursion is V. R. Stiles, gen. eral passenger agent of the Fl Paso & Southwestern Railway company Mir Stiles is known as one of the best railroad men in the southwest, and under his direction the passenger ser vice of the Southwestern has been brought to a standard equal to that of any railroad in the country. At the present time still further efforts are being put forth by this company for the better accommodation of patrons. and when asked by Review reporter concerning the same last evening Mr. Stiles said:
 At the present time the matter which l think will most interest the public in regard to the Southwestern system, is that of our new Golden State Limited which will make its first run from Fl Paso to tine east on the 17th of November. This train will run from Chicago to Los Angeles, and will consist of ten trains, seven cars n the train. 1 think that this will be the most modernly equipped train in the United States. No expense has been spared to make it not only a comfortable. but also the most hand somely equipped service in the coun- Itry.
 One feature of the new train will be the club car. In the past the buseet. smoker and baggage car have been all lin one, but on the new Golden State Limited this will be different. The club car will comprise a buffet, smok- ing room, barber shop and observation apartments. This will be the. last. Car on the train, and it is so arranged that there vii, be side aisle for ladies to pass through to the observa- ftion apartment.
 Another feature of the train will be the dining car. This will be furnished with the latest style oak mission furni- ture, which has become so popular throughout the country. The stand ard sleeping cars, of which there will be two, will be equipped with the latest ventilating device, which removes the necessity of keeping a window open, as all of the air is furnished from the top of the car. This does away with one of the greatest burdens in travel ing, the dust nuisance.
 There will also be a tourist car equipped With the most modern de- vices.
 "The train will be lighted by cleo tricity throughout, and I think in all will justify the claims of supremacy over equipment which is now in use.
 The travel over our lines at the present time is very heavy, and one Iof the most gratifying features of it is that a great many people are com ing to the west to find homes. We have had an unusually large number of colonist passengers bound for diff ferent parts of New Mexico, and I do rot think that the time is far of when this stream Of immigration will de d. rected to Arizona if the proper steps for letting the people in the east know Iof our resources, are taken"
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20
SALTON SEA Is NOW UNDER
 CONTROL
Randolph Has Taken Personal Charge of the Work-Esti-
 mated That Basin Will Be
 Drained Within Three Years.

Passenger Agent Humphries, of the Southern Pacific system in Arizona and New Mexico, arrived in the city yesterday morning in company with the Fl Paso men. whom he took charge of while they were travelling over the Southern Pacific lines. As token of esteem for the courteous treatment extended to them by Mir. Humphries. the Fl Paso merchants presented him with a solid gold chain and match safe.
 When asked concerning matters along the Southern Pacific, Mir. Hum phries said:
 At the present time we are handl- Ing -cry heavy passenger business. Many people are making the trip b California for the winter from the eastern states.
 Probably the most interesting feat. Gre along the Southern Pacific lines is the controlling of the Salton Sea, which I feel at this time. is accomp- hshed. This has been a source of great trouble. in spite of herculean eff. forts made to counteract it, but think that the problem is solved now and that the Salton Sea will be nothing more than memory within short time.
 Although up to the present time nc material headway has been made to wards the reduction of the water in the Saltin basin, yet necessary pre- liminary arrangements have been made under very adverse conditions and have no doubt but that the actual work of draining the sea will begin within a very short time.
 "Mr. Randolph, although he has been very in. took personal charge. of the work few days ago, when the tenn porary back water was washed down the river.
 T believe the preliminary work will be finished by November 18th. and from that time on. the sea will be drained inch by inch, until the bed of 1he basin is again turned into farming lard. believe that the present esti. mate Of time for the draining of the sea B placed at three years.
 ''Tle rising Of the water caused a erea 6eaI of trouble soms time ago. But 1 have not the slightest doubt that matters are in such shape at the present time that schedule time will be made between Arizona and the coast from fhts time e<n.r S-fs
Bisbee daily review., 1906-10-20
ILL FROM ovERWoRk.

WASHINGTON, Oct 19.-Interstate Commerce Commissioner F. M. Cock erell, of Missouri, has been confined to his home for the past week It was said at his residence toniSh- that his condition is not serious. The illness is a slight affection of the heart. Overwork is probably the cause