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The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

First D~octor-You're treating jerks
for insomnia, aren't you?
Second Doctor-Yes.
a bin yet?
Second Doctor-No, of course not. I
want the man to be able to sleep.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

That man Osler. who believes in killing
off old people, has broken out In a ne"
plaoe-syndicating articles for the Sun
day papers. Will someone please get the
chloroform.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

u. S. Surveyor General Kyle is ou'
with an emphatic denial OF tEe chaiees
that deputy U. s. mineral surveyors
have located mining claims at Tonopah'
Goldfeld and the other camps or ina
s.otion He asks that specific charges
be filed so that an investigation can pe
had and the guilty punished. He desires
this in Justice to the men who hoid the
positions of deputy U. ,. miherai su
veyors.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

AFFLICTED WITH RHEUMATISM
II was and am yet afflicted with
rheumatism says MIR. J. G. Bayne, ed
itor of the Herald. A~ddington, Indian
Territory. but thanks to Chamberlain
Pain Balm an able once more to attend
to business. 1t is the best of liniments'
II troubled with rheumatism give Pain
Balm = trial and you are certain to be
more than pleased With tie prompt re-
lief which it affords. One application
relieves the pain. For sale by the Eagle
Drug and Jcwelry Co.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

Miss Busch. daughter of the st. Louis
brewer, has at last captured her leu-
tenant. the wedding taking place Sunday
at Pasadena. The favorite song in LIE
family will be Under the Anheuser
Busch
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

''Have you met him socially?'
Dear me. Only in a business way.
married his daughter"
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

Some of the faddists are now handing
their life partners thought kisses. 1t
is not necessary to state this method
will not become popular in Winnemucca.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

"Oh. George. I'm so glad you've come
exclaimed the sweet girl. Father is so
excited and disturbed. Do go in and
calm him
Very well,'' replied Mr.. Lovctt,
whats the matter With him?"
"why-er-I just told him you wanted
to marry me-
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

Live Tonopah citizens are urging the
having out of a city park, where the tired
citizens can spend their leisure. A SIM
liar institution would prove OF use IN
Winnemucca.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06
/. d. o. 2.

HUMBOLDT LODGE NO. IL l. O. O. 2.
Nsstinss on the drst anA third .nus-
day evenings Of each nonth at hall In
Hilvsr state Building. Visiting Brothers
In good standing always welcome,
y. PoULIN. N. q.
y. RANADOHR, acsrstary.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

wINNENUCCA LODGE NO. "a. FRA.
TERNAL ORDER OF EA0LEe.
The aeris meets on the second ana
fourth Mondays Of each month In Silver
state Hall. Waiting Eagles cordially tn-
vitsd to attend all sessions Of the aeris.
y r. DUNN. Worthy Presik ant.
r. ~. DUNCAN. Worthy Secretary.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06
O.. e. s..

SILVER STATE CHAPTRR ho. &
o. = 3.
Meets In silver State Hall at In %
the second and fourth Thursdays Of each
month";. Visiting members In goeA rtand-
always welcome.
CARRIE NJ. BROWN, w. III.
NARY BONNIFlELD. Secretary.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06

HUMBOLDT CHAPTER NO. Z. n. 4. u
Meetings held 1T their hall IT . .. -
On the second and fourth Saturday sv~r-
ins, Of zach month All Companion Reysi
Arch Nasons In good standing ere or
daily invitsr to Attend. az
THOMAS sHoNE. y. q.
CHRIS WOLF. Secretary.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1906-03-06
~FRATERNAL ORDERS
MASONIC

wINNEMUCCA LODGE. NO u.
y. 4 n ~
Stated c-ommunicatiers win b held q
their hall In III silver stats block unul
further notice 1t 7:so p. m on the nrst
saturday evening Of each month Al
Master Nasons In good standing ere coz.
daily invited 70 attend
=. PoPLIN. W. ~
CHRIS WOLF. Secretary.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
oRAcULAR

Many a good resolution quickly runs
down at the heel.
A pretty girl can teach a man most
anything but good common sense.
1t pays to look a mule in the face
when you have anything to say to
him.
About half Of the things bought on
credit would not be bought If cash
were demanded.
Have you noticed that the bottom
of a cup of Joy that runs over is sell
dom far from the top?
It's a good deal better to think
poetry than to write it, and better to
write it than to print it.
The man who has been roped in is
apt to look upon his marriage GER
tifcate as a sort Of moose paper.
The man who never made a success
of anything in his life always won
ders why other men do not heed his
advice.
A busy man naturally objects to a
woman with a history, especially If
she comes into his Office and tries to
sell 1t to him.
1t is lots of comfort to get sick once
in a while and say all the mean things
you wish to without being held re-
sponsible.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
..TOSCA"

The celebrated Royal Belgian
Stallion is one of the finest stock
horses ever brought to the state;
imported direct from France
last February and was the first
choice of the Importation; is a
beautiful chestnut with silver
name and tail and weighs 1000
pounds. This horse will stand
at the following places for the
season: Monday and Tuesday at
Frank Gray's farm; Wednesday
and Thursday at Geo. Slingsby's
farm and Friday and Saturday
at Fred Laws farm (the old Ras-
musson place.) Terms: $16. 90 to
insure with foal.
STEELE Co. Stock Co.
Frank Gray, Pres.
S. D.. Scott, Secy.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
GRIGGS co. FAIR AND RACE
- MFET

OhI0OO w. rAIh AND RACE
The seventh annual Fair and
Race Meet occurs July 3 and 4,
at Cooperstown, N. Oak.
The following is the program:
FIRST DAY.
2:22 Class, trot or pace $780, 90
Running Race,a mile free-for-all
$4,000.
Farmers Race, trot or pace
$4,000
aD For horses owned by actual
farmers residing on their farms
in Griggs or Steele counties, the
horses to have been owned by
them continually since May LIST,
1906 and not used for racing pur-
poses. Owners to drive. Bikes
barred.
SECOND DAY.
F'ree-for all, trot or pace $500. 90
2:50 Class, trot or pace, $4,000
Pony Race under AZ hands, J
mile, $500.
Three Gated Race, $500.
Base Ball for $780, 90 and Cup.
Game fore and afternoon of
each day, between Cooperstown,
Hannaford, Darcy, and McHenry.
ATTRACTIVE sports all the time.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
III IL. e --'H. So -as.--.
TOLD OF II TITLED.

n sultan Of Turkey Is a great col.
lector Of canaries.
Lord Tweedmouth, first lord Of the
British admiralty, is an assiduous col
lector of old china.
President Diaz returned the other
Gay from a hunting trip with three
mountain cats and II deer. Mexico's
president is only rs.
Prince 'Khilkoff, formerly minister
Of railroads in Russia, and builder Of
the Trans-siberian road, intends to
make a tour of inspection of the rail-
roads of this country.
Frederick VIII, king of Denmark,
is said to be in the habit of inviting
editors OF leading political organs to
visit the castle to discuss the different
political issues of the day.
Prince Kotchoweff, a Russian, has
been ordered by the Berlin courts to
pay $3.50 a year for life to a waiter
whom he assaulted during the Russo
Japanese war in a Dresden hotel.
King Alfonso of Spain is devoted
to the pleasures of the table, and
keeps a cook up until four in the
morning. Five meals are served in
the "a hoaSs at the Escurial palace.
Sir Edward Clarke, the brilliant
member of parliament who is making
his presence felt by denouncing the
idea Of a tax on meat or corn, start
ed as a jewelers. assistant in his ia
Tiers store.
In appointing his sou, lord Bruce,
as his private secretary, the earl of
Elgin only followed the example Of
the late William E. Gladstone, who,
when he became prime minister in
1880, appointed Herbert Gladstone,
then a young mar of 20, to a similar
position.
The duke of Norfolk is a man Of
simple tastes, and yet he is the pos
SCISSOR of the most extravagant cos
tune in England. The uniform which
he wears as earl marshal represents
an outlay of over $500 exclusive of
jewels. Seventeen thousand yards of
embroidery are worked into the coat
in gold lace until but little Of the
original cloth is to be seen. His
grace feels more at home in his old
clothes.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
Wanted.

We want in every county at
least one good live man with a
horse or a team to travel among
the farmers and show the
Marshke Tank Loader and to
take orders for it.
This loader is a machine for
loading and unloading wagon
boxes, grain tanks or hay racks,
for lifting or loading heavy
weights; is portable; easily ad-
justed and operated and has re-
ceived the approval of farmers
wherever it has been shown.
1t can be set up ready for use,
loaded on a farm or spring wag-
on for transportation and a be
readily unloaded by the canvass
er when he wants to give a dem
onstration.
We can make you a very at
tractive proposition to take this
up from now till harvest and you
will not need to go far from
home. Address, NJ. R. Ling,
Secretary, Fargo, N. D.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
ADDITIONAL LOCALS.

Call us up when you have an
item of news.
Harness makes the latest in
Photographs.
Three suites of rooms to let.
Inquire of DR.. Philip. 9t3
Ice Cream by the dish orquart
at Wamberg's Drug Store.
If you want a cool drink or ice
cream soda call at the Palace.
Do not fail to see that $45.O 90.
buggy at O. G.. Major & Sons.
The latest styles of photos in
mounts and finish at the Harness
studio.
For Sale-a fine new mandolin
cheap. Call at the Pioneer and
examine it.
For Sale-one kitchen range
in good condition. Call on Mrs.
Chapman. Off
For the latest in millinery see
the Milligan Sisters. Firstclass
work guaranteed.
Three I sections of land for
rent 5 to 6 miles north of Hope,
Will rent in whole or by 4 Sec
tons.
DANsKIN & CURRY.
Have you seen the new line of
fancy vests at Kraabel & Kraa-
bells? If not, why not?
If you want buggy that has
stood the test in actual use right
at home, see the Hope Imple-
ment Co. about it.
Loney's next Canadian Excur-
sion will leave Valley City and
Rogers on July 10th. Special
car and reduced rates. Ask Mr.
Loney for particulars.
Parties having Farms or Town
propertyfo r sale would do well
to list them with Danskin & Cur
ry. Office one door east of Beck
erjeck's store.
LOST-At or near the M. D..
church about three weeks ago,
a handkerchief with tatting half
wheels and insertion. Leave at
Pioneer office for reward. .
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

Fargo College Conservatory of
Music offers a splendid course
for the coming year beginning
Sept. 18th, 1906. -Four free schol-
arships given away. Regular or
special courses as desired. All
branches taught with a faculty
second to none. Positions fur
Undergraduates. Address w. w.
GEORGE, Director, Fargo, N. D..
St4
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
SANGERFEST

On account of the Biennial Fes-
tival of the Northwestern Scan
dinavian Singers Assn. at La
Cross, Wis, July 6 to 8, the
Great Northern Ry. will sell
tickets at one regular first class
fare plus two dollars for the
round trip. Tickets on sale July
4 to Z inclusive. Return limit
leaving LaCross July g..
A. G.. Flick, ACT.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

Taken Up-A two-.year old steer,
horned and is white and red
spotted. The owner can take
above animal by proving owner
ship, paying for this notice and
cost of keep.
P. F. Orn, Hope, N. D.
Sec. "A, Hugo Twp.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

FOR SALE-One span bay
mares, one low wheel wagon; one
Stoughton wagon, new; one sur
rey, Deere & Weber make al
most new; two Fuller & johnson
two horse cultivators, new. In
quire of j. A. Klovstad or at the
Pioneer office. 52tf
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
CROP LAND.

We usually have on hand good
land at reasonable prices that
can be bought with small cash
payment and the balance on the
crop payment plan.
BROWN & DANSKIN.
AtFirst National Bankof Hope
North Dakota.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
OUR SODA.

Is justly praised by all who
drink it. It is made of the choic-
est fruits and favors and each
glass is ice cold.
Wamberg's Drug Store
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
TRIPLES.

Mamma, what is a grass widow?"
"a grass widow, dear-is a lady whose
husband plays golf"
johnson says he has four bath
rooms in his new house," MADE a
plumbers paradise of it, eh?"
"The doctors have finally agreed
upon the cause Of Jenkins illness"
They've held another consultation,
eh?" mo; a post-mortem."
Stranger Ito the beggar's SOM
"How long has your father been
blind?" Boy-"Every day from eight
in the morning until six at night"
"She is going to marry him to re-
form him" "Why don't she reform
him frst?" ooh! he'd have too much
sense to get married then"
"Ah, dearest" sighed young Broke.
leigh, II cannot live without you"
"Why not?" queried the girl with the
obese bank balance. "Did you lose your
job?"
"say, I came to this dance without
an Invitation" $50 did I. How did
you work it," Nobody stopped me.
How did you?" Same way. My
wife's giving the dance"
"Then you have no sympathy for
the deserving poor?" asked the person
working for charity. "Me?" replied
the rich and great man. "Why, sir, I
have nothing but sympathy for them"
Better come to the hospital to-mor-
row I'm going to perform a very i'm
portant operation IN old Skads."
"What for?"
Five thousand dollars.'-Houston
Post.
II overheard Jones last night say.
ing that his wife was beautiful"
HE must be as blind as a bat"
"But he was saying it to her."
He's a diplomat Houston Post.
Knicker-I see the new San Francis
co buildings will dispense with all or
namental features.
Bocker-Then there will be no jan
itors?-N. Y. Sun.
Stella-Say, let's cut slang out
Bella-You're on. You call me
down whenever I spring a line of bum
English and Ill do the same for you.
Cleveland Leader.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28
DRINK HABIT CURED

UNANA "a ID VUkEU
Permanently and thoroughly by the
Murray Cure. If you have tried others
and failed, don't lose hope. We will re.
turn your money if you are not satisfied
at end of treatment. Remember it is not
a,gold cure, and leaves one in splendid
physical condition. Write or wire insti-
tste a&our expense, stating exact time
when you will arrive. It is better to have
meet you at the train and avoid I'M
scrupulous hack drivers who will take
you to the wrong place. Write for bank
references and booklet giving testimon-
falls and endorsement Of the Murray
Cure. There are only two Murray Cure
Institutes, 1919 Nicollet Avenue, Min
neapolis and
FARGO. N. ID.
321 So. 18th st.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

WANTED: District Managers
to post signs, advertise and dis
tribute samples. Salary $500
weekly, $500 per day for expen-
ses. State age and present EN-
ployment. IDEAL SHEAR Co..
80 Randolph ST., Chicago. 40t4
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

FOR SALE
Eight cords of rock. Call on
James Loney. 4tf
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

"The doctors have finally agreed
upon the of Jenkins Illness
They've held another consultation,
eh?" mo; a post-mortem."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

Mamma, what is a grass widow?"
"a grass widow, dear-is a lady whose
husband plays golf"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

johnson says he has four bath
rooms in his new house." "Made a
plumbers paradise Of it, eh?"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

Stranger Ito the beggar's SOM
"How long has your father been
blind?" Boy-"Every day from eight
in the morning until six at night"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

Stella-Say, let's cut slang out
Bella-You're on. You call me
down whenever I spring a line of bum
English and I'll do the same for you
Cleveland Leader.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

Knicker-I see the new San Francis
co buildings will dispense with all or
namental features.
Bocker-Then there will be no jan
itors?-N. Y. Sun.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1906-06-28

"She is going to marry him to re-
form him" "Why don't she reform
him frst?" ooh! he'd have too much
sense to get married then"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1906-01-24
Four Million Dollar Loss.

In other words, as a result Of the
deliberate delay of the public lands
committee of the house, instead Of
having the value Of the stumpage from
that 100000 acres of timber IN the
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1906-01-24
An In2DrOVise Exc use.

Tommy was absent from school for
one entire day. But he brought note
of excuse the next morning, which
would prove that he had been detained
at home legitimately. The writing was
hardly that of feminine hand, and the
note appeared to have been written la
boriously. Furthermore, the pen1nan-
ship seemed to be strangely familiar to
his teacher. The note read as follows ::
''Dear Teacher: Please excuse Tom
my for not coming to stool yistidy, he
couldn't come. I tore my pants Yours
truly, Mrs. Mulligan."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1906-01-24

the timber and the land and the young
growth and everything for $3.50 an
acre.. Taking the value of that timber
at what the stumpage actually sold for
upon some of the government land in
Minnesota, $15.06 an acre, the govern
ment has lost $40,000,00 by that pro-
ceeding. But the stumpage on the g.
100000 acres located during the last
two years was much more valuable
than that And if the government had
managed its timber land business as
any business man or any man of
might just as we'll as not have realized
$70,000,000 from that stumpage and
have had our young forest trees plant
ed in southern California and the sur
plus left over. (Applause.)
a Few Suggestions.
We are told that there is going to be
a deficit this year in the treasury of
the United States of $22,0O0,OOO. If
600 we could have covered that deficit
al least twice over and still have had
money left in the treasury. In other
words the public lands committee of
the house has thrown away over
$70,0OO,O00 of the peoples money in
the last two years. If we should put
this total loss at only $50,00O,O00 for
the two years it has amounted to over
100000 a month or about $4,000 a
day.
Now suppose some enterprising and
ingenious person had succeeded in
tunneling under the United States
treasury and cut a hole into the vaults
and carried off $4,000 a day. Don't
you suppose we could get the people
public lands committee if it required
some action by it to stop that steal
ing? That is exactly what is going
on; for if the house public lands COM
mittee does nothing in this session Of
congress (and it has already voted to
do nothing) the loss to this country
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1906-01-24
Revolutionary Russia.

Like the Stuarts of Great Britain
and the BOurbOns of France, the
reigning dynasty of Russia goes from
blunder to blunder. Such a revolution
| as is in progress throughout Euro
pean Russia cannot be suppressed by
the sword. The thing to have done
was to make concessions to the spirit
of liberty when the agitation began.
Grants that would have been
hailed as liberal year ago would be
rejected with Scorn to-day as wholly
insufficient.
The revolution is strikingly like that
of France, and there will be no stop.
ping ii. The proletariat has fought
and tasted blood. Suppose they sup.
press the revolt in Moscow? It will
break out at some other point-in Po-
land, or Lithuania, or Finland, or
elsewhere between the Baltic and the
Black seas. The army will be kept on
the jump, and its loyalty put to the SUI
premest test. Then, when order has
been shot into the nation, and reigns
everywhere as it once did at Warsaw,
the revolution will break out afresh in
Moscow or somewhere else, and it will
all have to be done over, again.
Before the thing is finished, Russia
w III NC a. IcpuOllC, uOC Tree republic
but revolutionary republic guided by
a Cromwell or a Napoleon. And if such
should be her destiny, she will be a
mighty ugly customer in quarrel with
neighbor, just as England was in the
middle&of the seventeenth century, Just
as France was at the close of the eight
zenith century
For a full 100 years republicanism
has been driving autocracy to the wall
in Europe. France is pretty good re-
public and getting better every day.
The Kaiser of the great German EN-
pire has in the Reichstag a partner in
the government, ofttimes a very med
dlesome and very obstinate partner
at that. The Cortez holds the purse of
Spain, and ITALY is a constitutional
monarchy. Austria-Hungary has leg
islature, and the Scandinavian peo>
pies have enjoyed liberty for ages.
Russia is rOusing from the sIumber Of
centuries and she cannot be~put to
sleep again. There will be battle and
blood and terror, but it will end in
republican, least, in legislature
and then Russia will begin the new
lesson Of learning what liberty is and
what to 90 with it.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1906-01-24

new forests by the national govern
ment on the, wide level prairies and
g eapg to be 19oTns t Which are now
of the. land and fit only for grazing
ground for few stray cattle and
sheep.
It is the vast possibilities of forest
planting and timber production in this
region that make it almost crime
against future generations to part
with the land in it's present condition
to stockmen under such scheme as
the Kinkaid bill for the creation of
large grazing estates in private own
ership.
The mining interests more immedi-
ately than any other ought to oppose
this 640-acre homestead idea anywhere
in the great plains or Rocky mountain
states and help to inaugurate a great
national policy of planting new for
ests, not only to furnish wood and
timber for the mines but to conserve
and increase the rainfall regulate the
flow of the rivers, stop floods and fur
nish water for irrigation. -