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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
A Nice DlatIncflon-

A well known Albanian has n wife
with a sharp tongue. Jones had come
home about In the morning rather
the worse or for few hlghballS As
soon as he opened the door his wife.
who was waiting for him In the accus-
toned place at the top Of the stairs.
where she could watch his uncertain
ascent. started upbraidlng him for his
conduct Jones went TO bed and when
he was almost asleep could hear her
stu scoldIng him numerically He
dropped or to sleep and awoke after n
couple OF hours. only 20 hear his wife
remark. Il hope all the women don't
have TO put up with such conduct as
this" Annie" said Jones. "are you
talking again or yetT-Kansas City
Star.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
The snIamnnder.

In Andrews Anecdotes Ancient and
Modern" G7SD one reads. should a
glass house Gre be kept up without Ell
tinction for a longer term than seven
years there is no doubt but that a
salamAnder would be generated in the
cinders." This probably accounts for
the popular idea that a salamandsr
lives In the fire. fallacy so far rem0y
ed from the truth that the curious
llzard-lIke beast 80 called cannot en-
dure even the heat OF the sun. but
skulks away under stones TO avoid IL.
II will never lose It's reputation for
are eating. though. which fingers stih
In the heating utenkil that is named
after II
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

There is no knowing the amount
Off mental anguish suffered by the
hundreds Of small boys in this
city yesterday when the announce
ment was given out, and pre-
vailed for some time, that there
would be no show. What does the
small boy care for city taxes when
there are elephants and calliopes,
monkeys, peanuts, red lemonade
and spotted horses just everywhere
you look?
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

LOOK through a telescope ne some
tiny star invisible 20 the naked ava
Tho light from that star pcrhaps Ieft
its surface before the time OF William
the Conqueror. II may belt IA NOT
quite impossible-thst the tiny star has
since those days actually left OF shin.
Ing. but still we see il In our sky be-
cause the rays which started while 4,
yet shone are arriving moment by mo.
ment. telling us the story OF what the
star was like hundreds OF years aeo
before II parted with It's briehtness
Perhaps. again. we are examining
through a large telescope a faint and
faron nebula "A mass OF WHIPPING
gases the Hight OF which has taken.
say. 10000 years TO get there. We see
what the nebula was like In prehistoric
ages. II may since then have lessened
In size and changed In shape II may
now wear very different aspect aud
men looking from earth 10000 wears
hence will ~ able TO see what that
nebula was like In our days. All thea.
things help us 10 understand what inc
immensely Of the stellar system 1,
and. yet mofe. 10 imagine dlmly whs
the measurement and extent Of n
creation must be IL any such star syf
TENS loat side by side throughout IL
vast domains OF space. - Chambers
Journal.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
FAULTY INDIGESTION
Quickly Skaters the Nervous System
and Should be Given Attention
n ouce.

n the sufferer with weak nerves
only realized that q faulty digestion
was the chief cause Of nerve exhaus-
ton. a cure would be much easisr,
for he would then strengthen the d.
gestive organs with Mi-o-na stomach
tablets.
A few days use Of these tablets
will tone and strengthen the diges-
tive system so that IL will absorb all
the elements OF nerve force from the
daily food, and the nerves will be
strengthened. sleeplessness will be
overcome, weakness will vanish,
aud the various functions Of the
body will become natural and regu.
lar.
II you have specks before your
eyes, are sleepiess, have nervous
twitchings, headaches and back
aches, II there Is nausea or distress
after eating, ifthe appetite is poor
and there is general debility aud
weakness, begin the use OF Mi-o-no
at once, and you will soon notice a
marked improvement in health IL
will give strenth aud Vgor TO the
whole digestive system, Restore the
vital force aud nerve energy, and
impart ambition, strength and good
spirit to the discouraged, rundown
aud weak. i
You run no risk whatever In buy
ing Mi-o-na, for +. j, jenkins gives
and absolute guarantee with every
jO-cent box that the money will be-
refunded unless Mi-o.na does all
.hat'is claimed for IL.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

The possible spectacle of $50 stu.
dents attending classes and living
in tents at the Agricultural and
Mechanical college will be an OBJ
ject lesson for the thirteenth legis-
lature to ponder over Texas needs
young men with technical training
and Texas will see that they are
properly taken care Of and en-
couraged hereafter.-Fort Worth
Star.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
TEXAS cOIION MILLS

Georgia produced / 300, 900 bales
of cotton as her contribution to
the cotton crop Of l905.06. The
figures for Texas for the same crop
were 2,674.730 bales: That is Tex.
as raised IA, 740 bales more than
Georgia.
But Georgia consumes more cot.
ton in her mills than does Texas
The figures are: Georgia, 5l4,673
bales consumption; Texas, 36,S96
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
RAISING CHURCH MONEY.

The ever perplexing problem
show to raise church money" has
been solved, at least for so long
as the cotton picking season lasts
and the price remains good. IL
remained for the ladies of the First
Baptist church to lead the way in
this novel method Of securing
funds. just now there's need for
a considerable sum in their treas
ury and they are turning every
turn they can to get the cash.
Tuesday about fifteen of them re-
paired to the cotton field of Jake
Gordon on the Goodrich farm aud
gathered about fourteen hundred
pounds of the heecy staple. The
ladies went at the work, most OF
them for the first time, with al in
spiration born of determination
and as a result the exchequer is
several dollars ahead. They de-
clare that this was only a trial
trip and they expect to swoop
down on other fields in the near
future. If 80 this will go a long
way toward solving the labor
problem "a we'll as the financial |
problem. Marlin Democrat.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

bales. The years increase Of Geor.
gis's consumption Is nearly az
great as the total Texas consump.
ton. Texas raises 774,740 bales
Of cotton more than Georgia, but
consumes 77,777 bales less.
The figures show plainly that
Texas is very much behind in the
matter of cotton mills. What are
our ca pitalists going to do about
it7-Rouston Chronicle.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
ProprIety and Clothes.

The ladies Of Lamu surpass those OF
all other nations In retiring mOdesty,
for they not only hide their faces. but
walk about under n small tent. which
requires the assistance OF a servant to
carry II. II is not surprising to hear
that they have very bad reputation
for proprlety. for in Africa female re-
spectabllIty Is In inverse ration to the
quality Of clothes worn.-Ellot's East
Africa"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

Death visited the base bali dia.
mond at Rolla, Mo-, in peculiar
manner. Two Of the players COL
lided with great force while trying
TO catch balls and the teeth Of one
were embedded in the forehead Of
the other and broken of, from
which he expired almost instantly.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

San Marcos has raised more than
the amount necessary to secure the
new Baptist College, Of which Rev.
J. NJ. Carroll ha, been elected
president. The amount raised is
S24, 10000.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

II is alleged that Roosevelt has
appropriated another democratic
measure in the income tax and
will publicly advocate it and prob
ably urge il in his message.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

Methodist ladies and children to
the number Of one hundred will
invade the cotton patches near
Temple today for the purpose Of
raising church money.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

Some Of those whose names were
printed in the Good Government
Club list at Houston have come
forward to prove an abb.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

There is nothing now left Of the
Lucas oil gusher, which made
Beaumont famous, except a hole
in the ground.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
How TO Remove n Corn, rr, =,

Expose the corn and pass the finger
tips OF your right hand over Il slowly
and caresslngly. at the same time send
Ing n vibration from the brain 10 the
corn. II Il Is a soft corn 4l3 vibrations
per second viii suffice: n a hard corn
put on a forced draft. Repeat slowly
Il am now sending a current or
thought force into my corn and so sep
arating. deduclng. dlslntegratlng. rem
dering. splitting. sundering. splinter
Ing. shipping. dwcllIcatlng. whiting.
dispensing. dislocatlng. Gliding. divorc
ing. pulverizlng. slashlng. sliclng and
dissecting II that presently Il win pass
away. Repeat II three times: then.
with rising infection. "Avaunt. avaunt.
avaunt" Finish by repeating the pass.
word: The universe Is mine. am H."
The corn viii at first look extremely
surprised, then wilt and fade beautl.
fully from sight.-New Thought.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12

Standard Oil is on trial in Ohio
and Water. Pierce is next" in Tex
a..
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1906-10-12
TENANTS.

Persons needing renters for next
year will please call at my office AT
o ce. 4. II. Bate. d263 w55
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
COM N ENCEMENT WEEK
The Pioneers Of Idaho.

Commencement week for the Kend
rick High School begins with the
Baccalaureate sermon. Sunday morn
ing at eleven. O'CLOCK in the M. E.
church. The -classp commencement
will be held Friday night, May 25th
and the class play is slated for Satur
day evenings May SO.
Now don't forget the following facts
relative to this play and then you will
not forget to be present. The play is
entitled the "Pioneers of Idaho" and
is one of the finest operettas ever
given by a city school; 1t is thrilling,
exciting and. at the same time highly
instructive. ..
The pupils of the school are spend
ing their spare time drilling aud cost
uming for their addresses and their
various parts, SO that the play may be
presented in the best possible manner.
splendid stage and special scenery is
being built and prepared and at re
hearsal we were more than pleased
with the effect presented.
On this occasion the specialties will
beat the ''Dixie Kid" and afe strictly
out of sight.
Admission to this play in put at the
low price of 15c for general admiss.
ion and reserved seats for 25c. This
admission is charged and really the
play is given by the pupils to partially
defray the cost of commencement and
therefore it is expected that every
one will be spectator of the class pEa,
"The Pioneers of Idaho.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Band, Parade,
|oatS
Free Dance, Show, Games,
PiT;;zes-AlI Scheduled
For the 4th of July
Posters Now Out
Committees are active and
the work of Preparation is
Well under way

The glorious fourth with it's
pink lemonade, it's flags and banners,
, it's drums, noise, racket, it's amuse-
ments and all the delightful men,
Ories which surround this day OF
days is within sight OF us and our
town il preparing to meet it with a
| royal welcome; to meet it with open
arms SO to speak and give a celebra-
ton the like of which has not he Ell
seen in these parts before. We there
fore advise our readers to prepare to
spend the day in Kendrick, to come
ea.l ~ to avoid the rush, come all
ready to have the time of your life,
and not only come yourself but tell
your ncighbors if peradventure they
don't take the Gazette, to come also
for they sure will miss it if they don't.
There will be band music, from
what we can learn, several bands,
and the free dance will continue all
day, wiyhta five piece orchestra for
the music. The big ware house OF
the IIet t!enbach Co. is being fitted
and prepared for this occasion and
will be an ideal place for the speak
ing and program as well as the
dance.
AS to the program the committee
now haze the plans outlined for a
most interesting one and with the
prominent speaker who is being ar
ranged for this part OF the enter
tainmeEt will not be the least attrac
tive by any means: .-..
The finances have been looked into
and the town will not be close when
it comes to providing the means for
a good time or as to liberal prizes.
AmuSrments will be of n varied
nature, I hey will embrace all kinds
OF races, the time honored sports OF
CREASED pig, throwing the hammer
and such like, merry -go-round,
a horse-i'nlling contest. ball games
and several other star attractions
which are now being arranged for.
Tile fir>t posters of the event are
now being distributed through the
country and the large ones With the
full program will be sent out as soon
as the program is completed:
1t is hoped to have a crowd here
on that day not only from points
nearto kendrick but from the whole
country and to that effect the differ
ent committees are preparing.
The merchants are taking an &C.
tive part in the preparations of the
fourth and their adv. are beginning
to tell of articles which they have
suitable for the occasion. Take
look at them as the weeks go by as
it will give you pointers for the day.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Notice to Policy Holders

1t will be of interest to our policy
holders to know that we sustained
no losses in the recent San Francisco
confiragation. 80. .
1t has always been our policy to
place very few lines of Insurance. sub
iect to any single contlag Oh
the fourteen million dollars of insur-
ance OH dur books, SO per cent, is on
dwellings, farm business, well pro-
tected factories and such other bus
iness dis is entirely outside of the
conHagration district of towns and
cities.
Northwestern Mutual Fire AS.
sociation
Lumber Exc ndnse ng
Seattle.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Deadly Serpent Bites

are as common in India as are stom,
'ach and liver disorders with us. For
the latter howevef there is sure
remedy: Electrie Bitters; the great
restorative medicine, of which 8. A
Brown, of Bennettsvill, S. c. says:
''They restored my wife to perfect
health, after years OF suffering with
dyspepsia and chronically torpid
liver" Electric Bitters cures chills
and fever, malaria, billiousness, lame
back, kidney troubles and bladder
disorders. Sold on guarantee by a..
C. White & Co. druggist. Price SOC.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Give A D'nnef

The ladies OF the NJ! E! Church an
nounce that they will serve dinner
all day of the fourth and to the In
tent that they will have plenty of
food and of the right kind are now
laying their plans for the event. They
ask that our people viii remembet
their Intention and that their wifi
be enough and to spasfe for the home
peoplt as well as the 6iutsldsfs.:
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18

Death From LockjaW

never follows an injury dressed with
BucKlen's Arnica Salve. Itsantiseptic
and healing properties prevent blood
poisoning. Chas. Oswald, merchant,
OF Rensselaersyille N. Y, writes: "It
cured Seth Burch, ofthis place, of the
ugliest sore on his neck / ever saw
Cures Cuts, Wounds, Burns and Sores.
25c at Whites drug store.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
ANN0UNCEMEN ENT

1t is announced that the mdrriage
of Miss Bessie Pemberton to Mr..
Harry Haynes will be held in the NJ.
E. Church June six at eleven o'clock,
II. m. and to this ceremony the
friends Of the parties are invited:
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18

Chas Chandler is travelling through
the country distributing the fourth of
July posters and is making q thorough
job. billing every town and section Of
the entire Potlatch country.
Fred S. Beckwith was q visitor in
Lewiston Thursday and Friday of
his week.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Cheap W ood

Cheap wood, clean wood always
ready to use, no ashes, no dirt, an ideal
summer fuel is our 16 inch mill wood.
Ask your fuel dealer about it, he will
make you special prices on.a car load.
Potlatch Lumber Co., =
rs Palouse.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18
Fixed Up

We have repapered, revarnished
and recarpeted the NJ. E. church and
polished things up in general, we
look better than we did, therefore
we kindly thank every one who have
contributed in any way to make
this possible.
Geo. A. Pease, Pastor.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1906-05-18

Good pasture land for stock, or
horses, close to town enquire at this
office.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12

All the dellc4cles of the season at tho Pack Train Restaurant.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12
BAD FOR US
Illinois Supreme Court Will
 Not Permit Visit

A decision of the Illinois supreme court will not permit the contemplated visit of GoY.C.S Deneen and members of his family to Alaska next summer, The primary election law of that state has been declared unconstitutional and Gov. Deneen has issued call for a special meeting of the legislature to take place in May to enact one that will not be objectionable. That will consume so much of his time that the northern trip which he promised Will liam Csnavan, of this city, be would make must be deferred until next year.
 Gov. Deneen Is a reformer. He is trying to arrange the laws of his com mouwealth so the people and not the machine will be in control. To do that a primary law, which will give the peo- pie power to select candidates, must be enacted. To secure that and to the senatorial campaign that will follow the governor will devore the remainder of the present year.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12
PROBABLY NEVER so IN
 FORMED

In the course of long editorial, hl' led with yelled attacks on Gov. Swine ford, in the Juneau Record-Miner aP' pears the following paragraph:
 rIs Is a known fact that nothing short of territorial organization will be satls' factory to Mir. SWinetord. He has no' rendered any help to the delegate OH, if we are rightly informed, nor has he any interest in 1t. Nothing short ot a territory will answer his demards."
 We do not bslelve that the Record Miner has ever been informed by any responsible person that Gov. swineford "hss not rendered any help to the del evsts bin," because everyone who has followed the work at Washington knows very we'll that he has rendered very valuable aid !n pushing that biLl through congress. as well as in behalf of all other Alaskan measures upon which the people are united
 Perhaps 8 Juneau paper will say that Gov. swineford is not assisting in the effort 10 get a public building for Juneau.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12
The Daily delivered to any part ofthe city
 for $1 per month
Notice oFApplioatiOn For Patent For
 Homestead Claim.
U. s. Land omCe at Juneau, Alaska.
 | r-- l

 March l9O6.
 Notice Is hereby given that solomon RipinsSy, of Uaiues Alaska, has applied to enter, under section 22s9 of the Revised Statutes Of tue limited States saud the Act of Congress dated March 8, 1903, the lands embraced in U. s. Survey No. 573. containing l5.4O acres, and more particularly described aS tOllOUs:-- Beginning at cor. No. 1, under Riplnsky s huOSe, from which point U, s. L. NJ. No--beRrs s deg, Aj miu w., ., 6i chs dist, witness cor. bears west, 30 ks, a stone marked s. 5I3 w. C. l. thence from true cor, N. A deg, 2O min E., along mean high water mark of Portage Cove, 23O chs. to Cor. No. 2, not set, witness cor. bears NCs., Q iE., .. ajOue marked s. 5I3 W. |. ?: thence from true cor, west S.lO chs. to cor. No 8, an iron pipe inches in diam. marked 57S C. 8; thence North, S,l6 chs. to cor. NO, {, granite stone marked s, 573 C. 4; thence west, & IT chs. to COT. No. 5, stone marked S. 5lS C.. b: thence south, I. 6S chs to cor No. G, a stone marked S. 573 C. 6; thence $ so deg. 54 sec E., along north line of Presbyterian Mission, 570O chs, to cor. No :, an iron pipe marked s, 578 C.. :: thence north, 167 chs, to cor. No. s, an iron pine marked S. 573 C. s., thence east B.23 chs. to cor, No, 1, the place of beginning. Magnetic Variation at all corners 2Sdeg. 30 min. east Any and all persons having or claiming any adverse interest whatever in said above Qes- cribed lands are required 10 file such adYeTse claim, under oath, with the Register ana ke- ceiyer Of the United States Land Ohice at Juneau Alaska durning the sixty days pub lication hereof or within thirty days there after, as required by law, or they will be forever barred.
 It is hereby Crded that the foregoing notice of the application of Solomon Ripinsky be pub lished in the Daily Alaskan, Q weekly news paper printed at Skagway, Alaska, for the '''''''''' JOHN W. DUDLEY
 Register,
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12

The congressional delegation from the State of Washington has done eI' eellent work for Alaska as the present session of the national congress. The senators and representatives Of that state have put the people of this dis, trict under lasting obligations. They have given assurances that they will work for complete self-goverument for Alaska until it shall have been granted by congress. In . letter received from Gov. Swlueford he particularly praises Senator Piles, who, he says, lis doing earnest and excellent good work for Alaska
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12

In recent municipal elections in the East the republicans made better showing than they recently made in Maine. Milwaukee, Kansas City, Mo and Kansas City, Kansas, went repu6' liesn. The democrats carried all the cities in Michigan except Grand Rap ids. Ia Kansas City, Mo-, both par ties were for municipal ownership. A municipal ownership ticket carried Springfield, III.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12

A Nettleton shoe at Clayson's. tf
 The Marguerite clgar is made from the best Havana Tobacco and has DO equal. On sale at w, w. Boughton.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12
YOUR EYES
SkagWay's Pioneer Jeweler
 Has Scientific Op'ician

R. E. Kirmse, a sciet.dc optician graduated by one of the best schools in America, is now connected with our store and is prepared to examine and test your eyes and fit them with glasses ground for that purpose. We have the very latest equipment and the largest stock of glasses ever brought to Skag' way and are prepared for this line as DO honse has ever been in Skagway before.
 Our immense stock of iewely, cut glass, silverware, etc., etc., is still go ing, and at the service of our patrons,
 Fl. D. Kirmse,
 Pioneer Jeweler,
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12

ov,..r Cocktails and wsinsrwurnt
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12
PsnIaI Prayer Meeting Tomorrow

A cottage prayer meeting of the Pe- niel mission will take place at the res idsnce of Mrs. Charles Christianson, Ninth avenue and Alaska street, tomor- row at 2:30 p. m.
 The subject at the Peniel mission this evening will be 'Devil's Decoys." " It will be handled by Miss Frances Bor- land.
The daily Alaskan., 1906-04-12
IN TONIGHT
Jefferson Should Arrive al
 6 P. NJ.

A cablegram received by R. A. Car roll, agent for the Alasks Steamship Company, says the Jefferson sailed from Juneau for Skagway at 4 o'clock this morning. She will stop st Chilkat porthbound and if not unduly detained by the weather she will reach sksg way st 6 o'clock this evening. She will sail about g p. ID.
 Cottage City In and Dat
 The Cottage City arrived at lO:SO o'clock last night with 10 passengerd, 40 tons of freight and one days mail She sailed via Sitka at 8. m. today.