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Values.

"After all, kiss is worth only what the contracting parties think it's worth"
 "Well, a girls kiss is always worth its face value" ."-Philadelphia Press.
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Madagascar has q palm called the 'Travelers Tree" The footstalks of it's leaves clasp round the trunk, and are filled with water, which flows out read fly when the stalk is pierced with Q knife. Each receptacle yields from a pint to a gallon.
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Somewhat of steerer Himself.

"Kin ye tell me where l kin find a bunko steerer?" asked the rural visitor.
 "No, can't" answered the policeman "What does yez want wid bunko steerer, anyway"
 five done spent all my money, but if I kin find bunko man he'd be good fer a dinner, b'gosh !'-Louisvile Courier Journal.
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Reasonable Enough.

"And what are you going to do when you're man?" asked the visitor.
 "I've been thinking" replied the bright boy, "of starting an elephant farm in Virginia"
 An elephant farm?"
 Certainly. Why not? They raise pea nuts there."- ."-Philadelp Ledger.
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Rubbing It In.

The Bride-Oh, George, mother has been c-c-cruel to me! I made some biscuits for you and she s-s-said I'd better try them on the dog first!
 The Groom-Very nasty of her. And I thought she was so fond of dogs, too.-Clevelapd Leader.
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Unappreciated Ambition.

My hair," remarked the middle aged man, sadly, lis the most ambi- tious thing about me, it seems"
 "What's the answer?" queried his friend.
 Ut is always coming out on top" explained the party of the first part.
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A Slow Discovery.

"You say that public official had nothing to say?" said the editor.
 "Yes," answered the self-confdent reporter. 'But he talked three-quar- ters of an hour before I discovered it." Washington Star.
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UndOubtedIy.

"My dear sir" protested the eminent Senator, T try to take broad view of every public question"
 "I notice you always stand on both sides of it," said the dissatisfied constitu- ent.
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Not His Function.

q want to know" said the irate mat ron, "how much money my husband drew out of this bank last week! '" q can't give you that information, ma'am," answered the man in the cage.
 "Youre the paying teller aren't you?" "Yes. but I'm not the telling payer"
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InDressed Him.

"Blank has just been showing me his new auto. Fine machine, isn't itY'
 "Yes. What do you think is it's strongest feature?"
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Amending It.

Miss Pepprey-I suppose that was your valet saw you with yesterday.
 Cholly-My deah Miss i'epprey, don't say "valet." That word, you know, is not used now as
 Miss Pepprey-Well, then, your Keeper"
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A minister recently spoke" to a woman because she did not attend church oftener. She told the truth, and said frankly that she didn't care to go; and he thought that was better than to make lot of sincere and un- truthful apologies.
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Proved His Point.

Daughter-Mortimer has just got political job, papa. You said he wasn't capable of earning living.
 Father-Well that proves 1t, doesn't it?-Judge.
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Single Thought.

II think" remarked Growells the other morning at breakfast, "Pll get divorce"
 "Goodw exclaimed Mrs. G, "and I wish you would get one for me while you are at it."
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"Some men," said Uncle Eben, "sits down an does a days loafin', an' calls it bein' patient an resigned. Washington Star.
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Had Tried It.

"You ought to try taking long walk on an empty stomach"
 "Why, doctor, did the other day, af- ter the races were over, and felt all the worse for it."
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Vaccination is now compulsory in France during the first year of life, and revaccination during the eleventh and twentyfrst years.
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Peter Perren, the guide who took the first party of tourists up the Matterhorn, is still alive. He has made the ascent forty-one times since.
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-30

At Wilkesbarre, Pa., in one day recent ly 425 foreigners were naturalized.
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-30

IT. Bavaria railway carriages are dis infected at the end of every journey.
Holbrook argus., 1906-06-30

There are no poorhouses in Servia. Even the poorest people own property.
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Naturally.

Her-Where did you ever learn to write such beautiful love letters?
 Him--In a correspondence school
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heirs "so long as their bodies were bove the ground" When they died, lerefore, in order that the money hould not pass into other hands, their on buried" them in this curious man. CT, and, despite the apparent injustice, is object was attained.
 Everything Went. Gunner-Yes, married for economy. Before I was married I was such Il pendthrift that I never had dollar 2 my purse.
 Guyer-I suppose it is different now hat you are married? Gunner-I should say so. Now aven't even purse.
 An owl. "She thought he was very prominent efore their marriage" "Yes. she saw his picture in a news aper labeled "A Young Man of the )ay.'"
 And now that they are married" "She has fond out that he is oung man of the night"
 Special Terms "And have you any special terms or summer girls when they come in a ,arty?" asked the pretty brunette in he mountain hotel.
 "Yes, indeed" responded the clerk, uavely.
 And what are they?" "'Peaches' and tdears'"
 Even More Indignant. Doesn't it make you indignant to ear that pedestrian abusing automo- iles?"
 "No," answered the man with des- crate look in his eye. "He doesn't eel as strongly on the subject as I do. own. one."-Washington Star.
 Getting Direct Action. Beryl Cat the phone)-The idea of sending a kiss by telephone! Do you suppose I want to be kissed on my ,ar?
 Jasper Cat the other end of the wire) Well, can't you put the receiver to your lips for moment? rhere.- Chicago Tribune.
 Reasonable Enough. "And what are you going to do when you're a man?" asked the visitor. "I've been thinking" replied the bright ooy, "of starting an elephant farm in Virginia"
 An elephant farm?"
 Certainly. Why not? They raise pea nuts there" ."-Philadelphia Ledger. Somewhat of n Steerer Himself. "Kin ye tell me where I kin find a ounko steerer?" asked the rural visitor. 'No, can't" answered the policeman. 'What does yez want wid bunko steerer, anywayw
 five done spent all my money, but if I kin find a bunko man he'd be good fer a dinner, b'gosh !'-Louisville Courier Journal. "
 A Live Issue.
 q notice that Chicago paper has been discussing the question How to i've on $1 100000 year."
 "No doubt the articles were written oy some hustling reporter who has earned to live on $20 a week" ."-Cleve- and Plain Dealer.
 Impressed Him.
 "Blank has just been showing me his new auto. Fine machine, isn't it?"
 "Yes. What do you think is it's strongest feature?" "The odor!''-Detroit Free Press.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29
Rahoon Rama Church ReII.

New Orleans Dispatch to the Louis
vile Confessional.
Made savage by the death of his
master, for whom he entertained great
affection, Jake" six foot baboon
twenty-elght years old, has been CON
demned to exile by the City Park Zoo
and willed to the French government
Father Forge, Catholic priest at La
fayette, secured Jake from West
Africa when he was a baby and train
ed him 10 ring the bell in his church
For twenty-five years the monster
beast called worshipers to service
and such was his Intelligence that he
could time the strokes either for fn
neral or wedding,
On the death Of Father Forge the
baboon developed bad traits, and II
was necessary TO confne him in q
steel cage. He subsequently passed
to the ZOO, which now finds him toe
|burdensome and expensive and has
given him to the native country Of
Father Forge.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29
The World,s OBLIGATION.

When wuz kid. remember tn way
Hank Jones used L laze through tn heart
A-smokin' his pipe. Jlst a cussed old
A-spraddIln' Ground whilst tn other folks
"she owes me a llvIn'." seq Hank. of tn
Fer dc didn't n | fight III tn 'reb' nag wu'
furled"
When q, p'snlea wos held Hank vua allP' %
A-eatln' his NIL t tn very last speck.
Dressed up in brass buttons an wal
clothes o. blue,
He lowed tibet he'd rest til he seen til
''she owes me iivIn'." SEE Hank, EOrglu
al reckon exc III eat every day til dtep
When folks went t bees" Henry got Ii
He never worked none. cause his bach
wuz too lame:
TIL sun hurt his head way back thar 1t
tn Held, 49, ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Catarrh Of the nose and throat
should lead you to at least ask us
for d free trial box of DR.. Shops Ca
tarrh Cure. Nothing so surely proves
merit as a real, actual test-and Dr.
shoop, to prove this, earnestly desires
that we let you make that test. This
creamy, SNOW white healing balm
soothes the throat and nostrils, and
quickly purihes foul or feverish
breath, Call and investigate. E. A,
Bnifngslea & Co.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29


III III ID lor siins
Eseigeant siingo sanders black as ace
IIlHty years Al Service beenon many
[Fought tie fsathered Indian, fought
the Spanish don
Down at Santiago and at Sammy Wanrl;
Fought the Filipino red or brown or
white,
Sergeant Mingo Sanders refer funk
ed a fight
Somewhere round Manila
Bullets whistling shrill,
Sergeant Mingo Sanders
Climbed camapsi Hill.
Colonel Teddy Roosevelt, sword and
shoulder strap
Thirty days in service, saw a Cuban
scrap;
Home he came in glory, heralded ataF
las the battles hero-stock exceeded
par;
Told us all about it, never seemed to
balk:
hook and speech and 50 on-never
fIunked a talk,
Nearing Santiago,
Fighting with a will,
Colonel Teddy Roosevelt
Also climbed hill.
Sergeant Mlngo Sanders, fifty years
of age,
Growing old in service eager still to
wage
Battle for his country, standing by
his flag
tFor hunk OF bacon and khaki rag;
Hoping still for service till he might
retire
Honored in his papers-conldn't hope
for higher.
Sergeant Mingo Sanders,
Thirty years on deck,
"For the good service"
Gets 1t in the neck!
Colonel Teddy Roosevelt, chosen tc
command
Ian the nations armies and to run The
land;
Honored by his people, 'roand the
world proclaimed
As the great and mighty, feted, launt
j ed, famed;
Surely paid for service, got at least
his rights;
Colonel Teddy Roosevelt still is climb
ing heights.
Poor old Sergeant Mingo,
!; am one TO dare
The remark, by lingo!
That It's hardly fair.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29
Hoo Hanged for Murder.

From the Chicago Examiner.
Anent strange cases, a lawyer said
that a hog had been tried for murder,
convicted, and hung.
AT Clarmont-Avon, in France" he
said, "a huge hog killed and ate a
child. The people, horror'stricken,
treated the hog as they would have
treated a human being. They tried
It,"
He took down book bound in gray
calf.
"Here is the. verdict" he said, "the
original of which is kept in the Ma
tional Museum Of Paris, 1t is dated
June IA, 1894, and it reads:
1--WE, the jury, in detestation and
horror OF this crime, and in order to
make an example, and to satisfy jus
tlce, have declared, judged, sentenced,
pronounced and appointed that the
said hog, now detained in the abbey
as a prisoner, shall, by the execu
toner, be hung and strangled on
gibbet, near the gallows which now
stands within the Jurisdiction of the
monk. In witness whereof we have
sealed this present with our seaIs."
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29
neafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only one way TO cure deaf
ness, and that isby constitutional rem
edies. Deafness is caused by an In
famed condition Of the mucous lining
Of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube is inhamed You have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing. and when
Ut Is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result, and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restor-
ed to It's normal condition, hearing
will he destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed CON
dIt!oI of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case Of Deafness (caused by
catarrf) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure, Send for circu'
F. J.cHENEY 4 CO.
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pulls for CON
akihafifn. ~, ts i.-s n * ,ils
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Fair visItorAso you have really de-
clded not to sell your house?"
Fair Hostess Yes. You see, we
placed the matter in the hands of an
estate agent. After reading his lovely
advertisement of our property neither
John nor myself could think of part
ing with such a wonderful and perfect
home.-Tit.Bits.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29
,3MoNoNeAH DIVISION.

Foc cIARKsBURG & WESTON. Leay
No 1905 A. M; No. 66, xS:00 4: u:
No q. 1888 P. NJ; No. 4, !9:45 T: D
Afriye. No. 8, !7:3s A. NJ; No. !. !l2:o
Z noon; No. 80. 1880 2. NJ; No. 8. !4:S
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wEsTRouNp.

for coLuMBUs & CHICAGO. No. I
1924 a. M; No. II, '1.SO P. NJ.
For WHEELING. No. z, 1924 A. M; No NJ.
"a, $40 A. M. uoeaD; No: u: 'l;SI
r. III Clocal): No. IS, 1876 F: N: NO
s, Cumberland Accom-. 1928 F. n
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...RI!.!I.RIL.!.R.!.ORDS.
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RAILROAD.
SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER
Il; 1906, FAtRMoNT, W. VA.
sDaiIy. DAILY except Sunday. xsuhday
EAsTBoUND,

Ior VAsHINsTON. BALTlMORE, PHII1a-
TELPHIA q NEW YORK. No. 8,
ss.Sst1. Nj: No. IL, 1888 P. M; No. I.
$3.50 ri M. local to Grafton.0
CUMBERLAND ACCOM-, No. 8, !7:O'
Az M
GRAFTON ACCOM-. No. 70, '1O.61 A. N
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eAiRMoNT, MoReANToWN a PITTS
BURG BRANCH.

For coNNELLsyIILE and PITTsBuRe.;
4 II cave. No. /, $500 A. M: No. 3. !7:H
I a. M No. 81, S2:15 A. NJ Arrive. No
a I'D. si.10 II, n; No. 2, 1870 r. NJ; NO
1870 n. M; No. A, x9:4O.
Frors AioRGArSTowN. Leave. No. ~:
II % 100 II, M. Arrive. No g. 1885 A. Nj
y No. &c, x7:82 "A. NJ.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Another man returns to insist that
he is not dead. This time 1t is the Rev
MIR. Sabine Baring-Gouid, author o.
that popular hymn, Onward. Chris
tian Soldiers" The obituary no
tees in the London papers were
most aattering, but inasmuch as the
gentleman maintains that he is still
in condition to enjoy reading them
suppose we must take his word FOL
the assertion that he is yet live one
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29
PAW PAW BRANCH.

Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. a.
4 Depart No. POI, 700 A. NJ; NO zO@
400 p N. Al,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

If the British tailor who comes to
improve the dress Of Uncle Sans sol.
diers does not recommend any better
fitting clothes than those worn by the
average Englishman, his call to Amer.
lea should be looked upon as Yankee
Joke.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Must be gin children aren't they
Houston Post
4 wonder what the secret Of Solo;
mons wisdom was said Mr. Meek.
tons wife.
Good ADVICE replied Leonidas.
promptly. ale had any number Of
wives. washington Star.
Instructor in Sociology What two
men in the last century have done
most to relieve the troubles Of man
kind?
'Os (absentmlndedly) and
Jerry- Harvard Lampoonn.
Little willie-Papa, why is It that
all our coins have a woman's head
stamped on them?
Mr.. Hsnnypeck-w ell-er.eh!--ny
son, money talks.-Puck.
Mrs. Brown-It be very kind of you,
Doctor, comm so far to see my hus.
band"
Doctor-Not at all. l have a pa.
tlent on the way, so | can kill two
birds with one stone" = Harpef's
Weekly.
Employer-Haye You any excuse TO
offer for speaking SO impoltely?
Office Boy-Yes, sir: | forgot that J
wasn't talking over the telephone,
"Your apology is accepted."-Life.
IT'S true, these days, the good die
young,
And | can tell you why:
They get so powerful lonesome that
They just curl up and die.
Kansas City Star.
Fawsll (just before the banaueb-
believe am to be the third speaker.
Nokker comes just before me, doesn't
he?"
Toastmaster-I think so. | heard
him saw though. that he was going
right after you.-Chicago Tribune.
"There's one great trubbel about
these here scathing addresses" com,
planned the Pohick philosopher.
whats that, uncle?"
"They don't never seem to seattle
nobudy."-Loulsville Courier'Journal'
He had loved. and the Indications
we're that he had lost.
81 wonder what your father sees in
me to object to-" he said.
ooh, he doesn't see anything In
YOU" rejolned the maiden fair "That
is why he objects" Chicago News.
Hicks-saw stockson Bonds up at
the roller skating rink just now.
Wlcks-Thats just like Stockson.
He never can get his mind entirely off
business.
Hicks-What do you mean?
wicks-He's operating for fall,
isn't he?-Boston Transcript.
"Yis, ma'am," said Bridget, "I'll be
pavin' yet. l don't like thot snip Of
dude that does be calm on Miss
Mabel"
"Te idea," exclaimed her mistress.
"He doesn't call to see you, so
what"
81 know he don't ma'am, but I'm
afraid some o the neighbors might
think he does. philadelphia Press.
Fair visltorAso you have really de-
clded not to sell your house?"
Fair Hostess-Yes. You see, we
placed the matter in the hands of an
eStoto agent After reading his lovely
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

To have beautiful, perfect, pink, vel
vet-like lips, apply at bedtime light
coa,ing of DR.. Shops Green salye.
Then, next morning. notice carefully
the effect. Dry, cracked, or colorless
lips mean feverishnes, and are as well
III appearing. DR.. shoop's Green saive
is soft, creamy, healing olntAent,. that
will quickly correct any skin blem-
ish or aihnelt. Get free trial box
at our store and be convinced. Large,
Glass Jars, 25 cts, Sold by 3. A, Bill
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29
RE0UIEsCAT.

Willie promised to be good
Promised ma he'd split the wood.
Told his pa he'd rise at dawn
Feed the COW and NOW the lawn.
Wanted crackers and gun
For tile Fourth. oh, gee! What funl
But spring fever in the child
Lured him Off toward the wild!
With his fishing pole and bait,
He slipped slyly through the gate.
All, alas! for boylsh vow,
WiIlie's dead and buried now!
In the swimming hole he fell
Listen 10 the doleful bell!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

THESE HOT NIGHTS.
] wish had the money
] paid for coal last Fall
Id buy a ton or two OF Ice
And store It In the hall!
Id get into my nightie then
And pound my ear for fair,
A-Snoozln' on the crystal cakes
Just like a polar bear!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Again the story comes forward that
bee stings cure rheumatism. A Phiia-
.delphia man is taking regular dose
of 100 bee stings a week. Like Josh
Billings tight boots, the stings ought
to make him forget all his other sor-
rows, including the rheumatism.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Teacller-What are parallel llnes7
Mickey Mulberry, what are you grin.
ming at3
Micky Mulberry 'scuse me, Miss
Sharp, but any loldy might make de
same mistake; yer means parallel
bars, don't yer?--Ppnch
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Call ana see our circulating library
Of latest copyright books Of fiction.
Globe Book store, Watson Hotel build
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

An now when 1t struck him, he tainted
an reeled!
When dinner wuz called he WIZ aI!us on
IT was fun list t watch how tn bell
made him climb:
Hank played checkers some at TIL old vii.
Blu, sIt 9 fer long made him feel dred-
TIL park knew him most whar tn green
grass wuz thick !,
He'd sit thar fer hours fist a-whIttlin'
.she owes me Ilvin'," seq Hank, with
III sit I It you bet, 1eastwise that's what
! think"
'Tvuz twenty odd years ago now in IN
last Seem seen Hank Jones dOln' not blamed
Last week week | vaz back vhar lived when
Thar Hank in sot a-whituln' tn knots frum
she owes YES me llvin," seq Hank, at my
sus sss- frum reports, he's sit'n' it.
:. R.,,.,,, w,ll,..,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Il y Lulu 4Uu eSUs 186t Ngla
Finding a horseshoe IS good luck Il
the horse doesn't kick you.
The sweet girl graduate just now
Is ''hEtching wagons 70 q star.
The next vehicle she VIII start
VIII be an infants auto-carl
James Whitcomb Riley has aban-
doned his plan for the building Of a
hotel for Indiana authors. Presumably
the reason is that no one hotel would
be big enough.
There was an old miner from Nome
Who forth to the river did rome!
/; He Ashed all day long In the SHADE,
Where beetles and dragon-fles plade-
Then drank all his bait and went home!
/ Jones loves white peppermint loE-
enges because they look 30 much like
poker chips-a and it's so easy to buy
q stack, doncherknow.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

IT'S true, these days, the good die
young,
And can tell you why:
They get so powerful lonesome that
They just curl up and die.
Kansas City Star.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Hicks-saw stockson Bonds up at
the roller skating rink just now.
Wlcks-Thats just like stockson.
He never can get his mind entirely off
business.
Hicks-What do you mean?
Wicks-He's operating for a fall,
isn't he?-Boston Transcript.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Employer-Have you any excuse to
offer for speaking SO impolltely?
Office Boy-Yes, sir: | forgot that J
wasn't talking over the telephone,
"Your apology is accepted. Life.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Instructor in soclology-What two
men in the last century have done
most to relieve the troubles Of man
kind?
'Os (absentmindedly) -Tom and
Jerry- Harvard Lampoonn.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Fawsll Dust before the banqueb-l
believe am to be the third speaker,
Noklter comes just before me, doesn't
he?"
Toastmaster-I think so. heard
him say, though, that he was going
right after Chicago Tribune.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-12-29

Sold by druggists. Toe. isi
Take Halls Family Pulls for Con
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1906-06-19
BY NJ. j. FARNRAkER.


.'Paducah, the T. cad winner Of the
leagne." received IFS fifth straight
bump backwards at the hands Of the
refocts yesterday afternoon al Sports
mans Park.
They -tartcd out like winners in the
very FIRST inning, or rather over con-
fidence on the part Of Way. who had
net warmed up sufficiently before the
game coupled wifh an error gave the
Dog Eaters q quarte:te of runs.
The four runs did not daunt Captain
Dithridge and his bunch of Perfectos.
as they staried to smoking" things in
their half Of the initial inning which
netted one run In the second the Per
fects added another tally Again in
the third another and third tally was
made. In the sixth three TWO baggers
sent a couple more of Rats seampering
over the pan and TO cinch the game
in the very next inning Tadlock was
touched up for two doubles and a
t iple (which with base on balls net
tel a triplet Of scores making eight all
sold for the locals
IhGing all this scoring there wa
nnrhhls doing in the run getting line
fertile Igorfotes, Oscar Way holding
them pretty close allowing only three
hits scattered through the remaining
eight innings played.
The game was NOT pariculrly fast
bur ii was dead easy for the Perfects,
the only features being the consistent
hard hitting of the locals. the magnifi-
cent twirling of Way after the first
inning. and a brilliant running catch
by Center Fielder Taylor of the Igor
rotes in the fourth inning and which
cut off two runs for cairo.