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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
The Forest Spirit.

The editor was criticising the poem
just brought in by the literary con-
uibutor. .-a-~.
"You speak Of the Spirit Of the for
est" he said. DO you think there is
such thing as forest spirit, as dis.
hnguished from any other kindY'
Eyes, SIR" fercely responded the lit.
erary contributor. Didn't you ever
hear Of such thing as wood alcoholic
-Chicago Tribune.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
Arousinr Emulation.

Little Johnnie, having in his possess
sion couple of bantam hens which
laid very small eggs. suddenly hit on a
plan. Going one morning to the fowl
run, Johnnie's father was surprised to
find an ostrich egg tied to one of the
beams and above it a card With the
words:
Keep your eye on this and do your
est."-London Tit Bits.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
Three.Linkers to Banquet.

Remidji 'odge I. O. Q. F. are
planning q ranq aetand entertain.
ment to be gwen at Il cir hall
Monday evening, Deoen. Der 81,
t., which they extend q cordial
to II Odd Fellows and
r b k, his whether mem bers OF
Bemidjs lodge, No. 10, or not
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
wanted Some Of the name.

WWHIeu SUMe Oh Inc SHmes a
q little boy was taken by his father
into a cafe for dinner. AS they were
eating their dessert the father handed
the waiter bill, which that worthy
carried to the cashiers Desk. returning
presently with a little pile Of change
on q silver plate. Robby's eyes grew
bright Oh, papa" he said, I'D like
plate Of that tool! New York Her
aid. B
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
Objection Removed.

You objected to Jack because he
had to work for living. didn't you,
mamma ?"
Yes, my dear. He doesn't belong to
our class"
well, It's alright now. May he call
tonight p
Has some one left him tortune?"
s No, but he's lost mis- joo.' Cleve-
land Leader,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
a E0N1 rrlAnA

"A horse Is mans best friend" said
the man who likes animals.
EYES," answered young Mrs. Torkins,
with sigh, 'but when he gets on the
race track he is liable to prove one of
those fool friends who make 80 much
trouble. "-Washington Star.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
Gounod,s Progre.s.

.As you advance further IN your
art" said Gounod to a young poet.
you will come to think of the great
poets OF the past MS ! now appreciate.
the great musicians Of former times;
When was your age / used to say:
I Tat twenty-five i said I and Mozart:
4 forty, Mozart aud r now say
Mozart. s
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
Offensive,

..What'll you take for that pipe2''
"Oh, you wouldn't care to smoke this
Did pipe.'
No but I'd like to buy 1t and throw
lt away. ~ Washington Herald.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
The Lovers,

First Friend-I see Jack and Molly
have made It up again. Why was the
engagement broken Off Second Friend
They had a quarrel as to which loved
the other the most
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
Discretion.

This popular fiction is all rot. In
real life the girls father seldom objects
to the man of her choice"
you're wrong there. He often OBJ
1ects but he's usually too wise to say
anything. Pittsburg Post.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
A Convenient Memory

Mother Tommy, what did I say I'd
do to you If you touched that Jam
againa Tommy Why, it's funny, ma,
that you should forget too. I'm blamed
Il can remember!- Philadelphia Tele.
graph.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
His Turning Point,

De Style That was the turning
pointin his life. Gunbusta What WASH
De Style-When he Joined the circus as
tumbler, New York Times. . .F5 81
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26

Read the Daily Pioneer.
Reeds studio for colorea work
Lew Gibson of Redby was q
visitor in the city yesterday.
Phone 57-Fleming Bros. hard
ware.
A. w. Danaher went to Ten.
strike last evening to look after
his business interests there.
Bemidji Elevator Co., head
quarters for hay, grain, ground
feeds and -four.
h T. j. Andrews left last eve
ming for Bridge to look after
his logging interests at that
place.
Join the crowd and spend an
hour of real enjoyment at the
BIZ on, the best place of amuse
ment in the city.
Charles Knopke, agent for
the Minneapolis Brewing com.
pany, went to Kelliher last
evening on business.
Mrs. A. Hagberg and Mrs.
A. l.. Ellison left this morning
for Brainerd, where they will
visit for a week.
Mrs. J. N. Keefe and daughter
Alice and son Clayton of Cass
Lake were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. G. Rutledge, Christmas
day.
J.E Wllkin of Cass Lake, the
general agent for the F'itger
Brewing company, was transact
ing business in the city yeste1
day.
Daniel Petrie, sheriff of Hub
bard county, was visitor in Be
midi Monday night. He re-
turned to his home at Parl
Rapids yesterday morning.
She worried and she fretted
aud grew as homely as she coulo
De, but now she is a famous
beauty, which came by taking
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
oarker's drug store.
Leigh LeGore, who is clerkine
for Ross & Ross in their logging
CAM s at Kelliher, spent Christ
mas with old friends ia Bemidj
Leigh says he likes the life in the
camp and is we'll pleased will
his present situation.
Miss 10. Hegg, who has beer
9 nployed on the Cass Lake Voict
during the past year, came dowr
from the Lake" Xmas eve anC
IS visiting in the city.
Aad A. Tone, the Northome
attorney, arrived in the city this
morning and left this noon fol
Grand Rapids, where he will at
t End a meeting of the board O.
county commissioners of Itascs
county.
John j O'Eeil, of the logging
firm of O'Neil & Irvine, came
down this morning from Mort
no ne,, where he has severa
camps established for the win
ter.
The Blackjack Employment
Agency sent fifteen men tt
Jenkins this morning to WORK
in the camps of the Northlan
Pine company at Cross Lake
| G. w. Scrutchin went II
Brainerd this morning, where
he will appear as attorney il
the case of Hill vs.. Raso anc
oppose a motion for a new trial
his client having won the case
in former trial.
Scion Finley left last evening
for thome, after having spent
Christmas in Bemidji. Solor
now has charge of a logging
camp for Irvine & O,Neil, foul
and a half miles east of Mort
home,
John Oman and wife SPIN
Oh istnoas a. Case T ,ako wharI
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
Her secret.

Did you marry me for my money
or my good looks"
III your mirror won't answer that
question for you shan't.n,. Houston
Post.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
THE CITY.
Read the Daily Pioneer.

James Anderson of Big Falls
spent Christmas in this city.
L. B, Kelly. the pulpwood
man, went to Tenstrike this
morning,
Second hand coal stoves cheap
at Fleming Bros.
Judge a..l Mrs. Marshall A.
Spooner ef' today for the twin
cities for d holiday visit with
friends.
Mrs. F. !. Merrill of Cass
Lake, who spent Xmas 10 the
city, It turned to her home last
night.
Phillip Mildly came in last
evening from Park Rapids,
where he 81 ent Xmas with his
family.
G. E. Kreatz left this morning
for Walker to look after the work
which is being done on complet-
ing the Cass county court house.
No shop made food will ever
equal the delicious cake and
biscuits you can make at home,
using Hurts Pefect Baking
Powder.
J. A. Mcdonald, cruiser Tor
Irwin & O'Brien, left this morn
ing for Nebish to look after some
timber for his firm.
Mrs. Nina Adamson ard fC ur
children of White Rock, S. D.
arrived in the city yesterday
and are quartz red at the Re-
more.
Charles McF'arlane, who is
building The new school house at
Redby, spent Christmas in the
city and returned to Redby this
morning,
Properly fitted glasses not
only improve the vision, but
preserve the eyes. Call on Drs.
Larson & Larson, 2nd floor
Swedback block.
A. O. Narvesop, who is en-
ployed in drug store at A'tkiu,
arrived in the city last night for
holiday visit with old Bemidjl
friends,
Mr.. and Mrs. Roland Wallin
returned last night from Du-
lutb, where they have been
visiting for several Gays with
friends and relative s.
If you intend using a new day
book or ]e1ger, remem Der the
Pioneer has the test assortment
of all kinds Of blank books and an
early o1der will insure you j|st
the book you want.
W. B. Sherman came down
from Kelliher " sterday morning
and spent CHI istmas day with
his two sons in t!,ls city. He
went from here to Duluth to hire
men for Ross & Ross,
L. G. Hanson, who has lived at
Cass Lake for several years, has
accepted a position as bartender
at the Markham bufft t and will
have charge Of the might shift
Cosmetics will ruin the com
plexion. There's no eauty
practice equal to the effects o1
HOLSTERS r .cky Mountain Tea
1t keeps the entire body in
perfect health. Tea or Tablets.
IS cents. Barker's drug store
H. E. Palmer returned last
evening tg Blackd uck, ate,
having spent Christmas in the
city with his family Mr.. Pa
mer is clerking IN the camps
of McAvity, who is logging fo1
the Grand Forks Lum Der com
pany near Blackdp9ck:
Bert Getchell left last evening
for Northome, and expects tt
be absent week or ten days
doing some cruising in tina
vicinity. Hs took along pail
of snowshoes and is prepared
+ r the deepest Of the '.beautl
fui."
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26

Be cautious what you say, Of whom
and to whom. Fielding.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26

The flower we do not pluck Is the
only one that never loses Ito beauty q
Fragrance. Alger.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
FRIEND TO FRIEND

The personal recommendations of PEG
pie who have been cured Of coughs ani
colds by cha1nberlain's Cough Remed,
have done more than all else to make it {
staple article of trade and commerce owe
large part Of the civilized world.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1906-12-26
II g'|lilwsota 4 |DternatlQna.
In Connection with the
Northern Pacific.

Provides the best train passenp,
service between NorLhome, FunKley
Blackjack, Bemidji, Walker
and intermediate points and Mime
apohe, st. Paul, Fargo and Dulu.o
and all points east, west and south
Through coaches between Northon,
and, the Twin Cities. No change
Of cars. Ample time at Brasna-
for dinner,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-04-26

Where was the street sprinkler
this week.
Glen Ainsworth made Charter Oak
Monday visit.
Fred Richards lett yesterday for a
trip to Ainsworth, Neb.
Supt. Hoffamn made Ricketts, a
visit the first of the week.
Geo. Servoss made Carroll a bust
ness call the first of thu. week.
Uncle Morris McHenry made West
Side business visit on Tuesday.
F. H. Gilcrest of Kearney, Neb.
visited Mr.. w. j. SERVER over Sun
day.
DR.. L. M. Coon and DIR. G. c..
Brandt were Carroll visitors this
week.
Miss Emma Carter left on Wednes-
day to visit her sister Mrs. Louise
Seymour IN Chicago.
Mrs. Dunn left for her home in
Clinton after spending the winter with
her daughter Mrs. E. Gulick.
A. d. Rouilliard returned this week
from South Dakota. He will remain
in Denison but short time however.
Mr.. H. w. Moeller returned -on
yesterday morning from Flandreau,
S. D. He tells us that he will re-
main in Denison.
Monona county has instructed for
E. l.. Hogue tor Senator. 1t seems
to us that it is Crawford's turn to
have senator.
Dan Cruise is looking for good
fifteen to twenty acre tract near Den
ison. If he can find what he wants
he will become a resident.
Denison ladies will give their
gentlemen friends return ball at the
opera house on Wednesday May End.
1t promises to be an elaborate and
most enjoyable affair.
The boys did not do as we'll as they
expected at their dance given at the
opera house on Tuesday evening. 1t
is to bad as the boys are working hard
to give Denison good band.
P. w. Weberg formerly of Kiron,
moved this week to his new home
known as the Schofeld place IN south
Denison. Mr.. Weberg is Splendid
citizen and we welcome him to Deni-
son.
We are not at liberty at this time
to tell all about it, but a little bird
has told US that Denison is soon to
have large new business industry
that will employ from forty to fifty
men. Verify, the Lord helps them
who help themselves.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-04-26

A. j. Larson was in Dow City =" on
Tuesday.
| I. L. Voss was a Dunlap caller on
Wednesday.
Chas. Bullock was an Arioa caller
on Tuesday.
e. L. Hendrix made short trip to
Omaha today.
Mr.. Link Young left today for
Churchill, New.
Milton McAhren is sick this week
with torsilitis.
John Waite made business trip
to Sioux City last Thursday.
DR.. A. j. Thompson of Vail was
a Denison caller on Wednesday.
Mr.. Lew Romans and wifeyyvisited
friends in Charter Oak on Tuesday.
Mrs. Chas. Bell left today, for
Seward, Neb. to visit her husband.
w. w. Ferguson. DIR. j. C. Robin
son and john Lass were in Sioux City
yesterday.
w. j. SERVER, w. w. Cushman
and C. C. Kemming were callers :, in
Charter Oak on Wednesday.
Miss Martha Waite has severed her
connections with the Boys store and
has taken position at Menaghs.
Mrs. VIM. McKim of Deloit was in
Denison Wednesday enroute to Brad
ley, S. D. to visit her daughter Mrs.
Hagan.
Nettie Nicholson, Jetta Gilbreath,
Leslie Fighter and Ross Nicholson
drove to Dow City on Sunday to visit
| friends.
Big Bargain in Oil and Gasoline
stoves and Refrigerators. New and
second hand cooks and ranges. j. G..
Wygant.
Mr.. R. M. johnson of Stewart, la.
arrived on Wednesday night to take
a position as breadmaker at the Pal
ace Bakery.
Herman Hartwig of Sac County has
been quite i'll with heart trouble. His
friends hope he may soon regain his
health again.
Mrs. Carrie Maecomber, Superior
Chief of the d. of H. is in Denison
today in the interest of the ladies
auxiliary of that order.
Glenn Ainsworth is working at
c. C. Kemming's clothing store in
Charter Oak this week on account
of the illness of Mr. Peters.
Miss Carrie Jacobsen of the Bale
Brodersen Co. was called to her home
in Charter Oak on Wednesday on ac-
count of the sickness of her sister.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-04-26

1. A. Mains of Charter Oak was
in Denison on Monday.
C. j. Wheelon of Dunlap was a
Denison caller on Monday.
DIR. Darling of Vail made Denison
a short call on Tuesday.
VIM. Roehler of Chicago was in
Denison Tuesday on business.
Dan Mitchell of Perry, was in
Denison Tuesday on business.
Miss Nell Staininger of Vail was
in Denison Monday shopping.
Mrs. A. C. Heath of Dow City is
visiting her sister Mrs. Weeks.
Miss Helen Goddard of Dow City
visited in Denison on Saturday.
Mrs. P. d. Mcmahon visited her
parents in Dunlap last Sunday.
Dave Barnholt and wife and daugh-
ter shopped in Denison on Friday.
Mrs j. H. Gable visited friends in
Manila the fore part of the week.
Dave McWilliams of Charter Oak
was caller in Denison on Monday.
w. w. Cook of Fairfield Nebr.,
was in Denison Sunday on business.
George W. Kort of Carroll tran
sacted business in Denison OH Thurs
day.
Mrs. N. r. Wilder of Dow City
was in Denison shopping OH Satur-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Stoltenberg of
Charter Oak shopped in Denison on
Monday.
Born on Saturday April 21st, 1906
to Mr.. and Mrs. Conrad Frank a
daughter.
w. H. Laub and jerome Milton
left last week for Pierre S. d. to
look for horses.
Mrs. Swasey and Miss Mildred
Virgins of Dow City visited Denison
friends on Saturday.
Mrs. Chamberlin mother of E. C..
Chamberlin is visiting her son and
will remain for some time.
Temple Klrkup spent Sunday at
home. Temp reports rushing bust
ness at the Carroll Pantorium.
Mrs. George Porter of Omaha and
Mrs. j. A. Barr OF Logan spent Sun
day with the Sarachon sisters.
C. L. Voss and E. Gulick have
decided not to make their trip west at
present on account of the recent dis
aster.
P. d. Mcmahon and M. L. Houli-
han jr. were in Fl. Dodge Sunday
attending meeting of the knights
of Columbus.
Workmen are now busy putting in
the cement walks for the Review
building. When these are completed
we can call our new home fairly
finished
Miss Anna Jurgensen received a let
ter from Miss Anna Peters who NOV
ed. to Santa Cruize a short time ago
saying fourteen people were killed
there on account of the earth quake.
On Saturday afternoon the first ball
game of the season played in Denison
was played at the college ground re-
sulting in a victory for Denison. The
High School team played the Dow
City boys. The score was Is to in
favor of Denison.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-04-26
w. w. Ferguson, Photographer.Laub Block

c. C. Vail of Vail spent Monday in
Denison.
Link Young visited in South Dakota
last week.
Mrs. John Rae spent Sunday with
Mr.. w. j. McAhren.
L. E. Hammond of Dow City was
in Denison on Tuesday.
Mrs. Huntington of Dow City shop
ped in Denison on Tuesday.
Miss Alice Staininger of Vail is
visiting friends in Denison.
Mrs. Chas. Hart of Sioux City is a
guest of Mrs. O. M. Criswell.
Mrs. Chas. Auracher of Lisbon re-
turns to her home this week.
There was mighty little ammuni-
ton furnished for the democrats.
Mrs. Jordan of Dunlap spent Sum
day at home with Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Raine.
Mrs Wilkins and daughter of West
Side were shoppers in Denison on
Tuesday.
Waldo Kahler of Charter Oak at
tended the Republican Convention in
Denison Monday.
Mrs. A. Snyder and Miss Jessie
McWililams of Charter Oak shopped
in Denison on Friday.
Mrs. E. L. Bleakney left on Mon
day for Glenwood for a three weeks
visit with her parents.
To Rent Six room house two
blocks from business district. Inquire
of Mrs. T. w. CARRIER. lift
The convention was much better at
tended than might have been expected
at this time of the year.
The Misses Robinson of Charter
Oak were in Denison visiting friends
the latter part of last week.
Mr.. Charles Tabor went to indie
pendence. tuesday to celebrate his
mothers birthday with her.
Miss Edna Schultz one of the clerks
of the -Brodersen Co. spent Sun
day at her bone in Schleswig.
Two desirable cottages for rent.
On Main street, two blocks from post
office. Inquire at this Office lift
Miss Marie Naeve left on Friday
evening for Iowa City to attend a
house party. She expects to be gone
a week.
w. H. Woelston has received word
that his sisters home in San Jose has
been destroyed by the earth quakc.
The family were not injured.
Mrs. C. F. Kuehnle and children 20
to Villisca Friday to remain over Sun
day with Mr.. Laub and Mrs Perkins
who leaves May Goth for Seattle
The outside dailies have been great
ly interested in the fight" in Craw-
ford. Who has been fighting? 1t is
news to Crawford county folks.
Nishnabotny furnished the only
semblance of scrap, and that was
simply personal matter among the
dolorotoc stWho,c yvbon in MANTLE
seems to be hard matter to decide.
Mrs. E. C. Laub and daughters
went Monday to Villisca where they
will make their home. Mr.. Laub has
fine business there and likes the
town. We are sorry to lose Mr.. and
Mrs. Laub from Denison but wish
them success in their new home.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-04-26
HOLY TRINITY CHURCH

Sunday next is the second Sunday
after Easter.
| Holy Communion a. m. Sunday
school $50 a. m. Morning Prayer and
Sermon 1920 a. m. Wednesday April
Is is st. Mark Evangelist. Holy Com
munion $50 a. m. Evensong 4.3O p. m.
Friday April 81, Choir practice in
Church 1880 p. m. Tuesday May 1st
is the Feast of St. Philip and James
Apostles, Holy Eucharist $50 a. m.
Evensong 4.30 p. m.
A glad invitation is extended to all
to the services of the church.
ADVERTISED LETTERS.
John Kunze Ernest Schroeder
Augusta Hender.
F. w. Meyers, Postmaster.
FOR SALE OR RENT.
Two eighty acre farms. Inquire
of Mrs. E Schafer. If.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-04-26

School No. l. of Hanover township,
Miss Glare Servoss teacher holds the
banner among our country schools,
having sent 1928 to San Francisco
sufferers.
The Rev. Samuel McComb of Sioux
City will preach at the Presbyterian
church next Sunday morning. Mr..
Bryce's theme at night will be "Les-
sons from the Earthquake"
We are in receipt of letter from
Mr.. w. A. McHenry saying they will
leave Pasadena for Denison April 80.
He says $50 cars laden with relief
left Los Angeles for San Francisco to
the sufferers.
Mrs. A. A. Conrad of Arion visited
relatives in this city few days last
week. Mrs. Conrad is slowly improv-
ing in health since her recent illness.
Her friends hope she may soon be
entirely benefited.
Wanted Travelling Statesmen. Must
furnish references and invest $1,000. 90
in first class 6 per cent bonds. Salary
and Expenses paid. Experience not
required, we teach business at our
Mills. The Wheeling Roofing Cor
nice Company, Wheeling, w. Va.17-6
Mrs. VIM. Bradshaw of Loup City,
Neb. died after an operation in an
Omaha Hospital recently She was
buried in Ida County. Mr.. and Mrs.
I D. F. Bryan of Paradise attended the
4 funeral. Mr.. Bryan was Mrs. Brad
shaw's brother. Mrs. Bradshaw's many
Crawford county friends will be much
grieved to learn of her death. She has
been an invalid for many years Mr.
and Mrs. Bradshaw were former resi-
dents of this county
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1906-04-26

How long would it take you to travel around
to US if you want good Photographs Ours is
the place to get them.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-03-08
Enterprise, Generosity.

Saturday afternoon while con.
verslng with Byron Mcfarland,
we learned:
The farmers of the Hassard
school district have proven their
enterprise, generos ity an d
knowledge of the value of good
by signing unanimously two pc
tltions to the County Court of
Rails County. The first is to
set the Hassard school district
aside as a Road District and the
second, to assess the district
DC more on the 800 valuation,
so they can put their roads in
good shape, AS the road tax
is now, 20c on the 500 valua.
ton, that will make a road tax
of SOC. Now where is Monroe
County road taxY
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-03-08
6 randma is Dead.

Through the last issue of the
Shelbina Democrat, we learn;
The editor of that paper is a
Miss. That being the case we
beg her pardon for calling her
Grandma" and also forgive
her for scratching us.
AS she is a lady there are
many things pertaining to her
native town that she does not
know and we sincerely hope,
never will. Grandman is dead
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-03-08
Reflections of a Bachelor,

Every man who smokes al
home, at some time has found
rusty hairpins in his tobacco
jar.
When a woman can't marry
for love, she marries for spite;
when a man can't marry for
love, he marries for ambition,
Every woman over SO years
old knows how to boil some
horrible mixture of something
that any man would rather get
we'll than have to drink.
Probably the reason why a
woman always reads the last
chapter of a novel first is be-
cause she wants to make sur e
the man in it gets what be de-
serves.-New York Press
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-03-08

Say what is this? Paul: Oh,
that, why that's just advertis.
ing God. Paul's idea was cor
rect 1t pays to advertise any
and everything And this is
sure. God is better known
than any merchant who says:
Oh, why should | advertise
every body knows me.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1906-03-08
Ad VertiSing God

Now here is a story as a
little boy sees it, Master Paul
Roby and Buster, a younger
brother were left alone, the
mother having given an illus.
trated bible to the younger
child to amuse himself with and
this dialogue took place; Bus.
ter; BAY Paul what is thisP
meaning the illustration. Paul:
oh, / don't know. Buster was
persistent SO queried again,