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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25
Monkeys Bite Fatal.

Though bitten twice by a monkey
and warned that a third bite would
be fatal, Mrs. Powell, of Bath, Eng
land, refused to part with the animal.
She was bitten again. blood poisoning
set in and death from heart failure
followed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25
Army Approximations.

The cost of the army appropriations
for 1906-1907 is about the same in
Germany as in France, $156, 100000;
in Great Britain it is $144,9 87, 900; in
the United States, $71,817, 165.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

Stiffness, Stitches, Lameness, Cramp all
decsasp when you apply st. Jacobs Oil.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

Lewis Single Binder costs more than
other &c cigars. Smokers know why. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

If we could only see ourselves as
others see us-but we can't, so there's
no use worrying about 1t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

President Roosevelt tells NOR
truths when preaching on Sunday
than he does in his political speeches
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

.o you ..; can De y9gT SynFIR Il half nyF sn
Ask your druggist.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

VooiSH Ttoso
The daily production of wooden hats
in the town of Monza. Italy, is about
$780, 600. There are IA factories, with
1000 employees.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25
American Autos Abroad.

During the IL months ended June
80, 1906, the value of American auto
mobiles exported was $3,497,016,
which is 81, 900, 900 more than during
the previous year. England took the
greatest proportion, $194,70s, with
British North America second, Mex
leo third and France fourth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

When a young man gets married his
mother always wonders what he can
see in a girl like that.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25
A

Women have much to do, so many
pains to suffer, SO many critical
..--.." -z..zl. b. ,o Iro,ph
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

Did you ever hear Of a man falling
In love with a woman's intellect?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

Nothing takes the ambition out OF
men more effectually than an easy
chair.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory If the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, 1t is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness Of the fabric Is
hidden behind a paste Of va-ying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality Of the goods. This trouble
can be entirely overcome by using De-
fiance Starch, as It can be applied
much more thinly because Of Its great
err strength than other makes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

The lady bug is generally at home
when the kissing bug calls.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1906-10-25

/ Mrs. Pnkhams AdyCe-A Woman Best Understands a Meman's Ills.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21

Tell briefly what you would ex-
pect Of your husband.
Give your views on the mother-in-
law question. ~. -. aE
How shall the children be named9
When Haynes read this article in
the paper he was mad clear thru, but
the humor Of the thing struck him
and he said he would stand by it.
But not so the women. They were
indignant. A crowd of them gathered
at the home Of Miss Youtsey and
agreed among themselves that they
would take the examination, but would
reject Haynes if he dared propose to
them. Kent was notified that fifteen
manageable women, four widows Zone
grassy and eleven maidens stood ready
to take the examination, and he print
ed another story and gave the names.
The results of the examination
were posted and the crowd cheered
when 1t was announced that Miss Ia
tum was the winner. Miss Tatum con-
fessed to forty-three years and is tall
and Cher enemies say very thin. But
Haynes was game.
He called on Miss Tatum that
evening and formally proposed mar
rage. He was rejected, but he de-
parted with light heart. He called
on Miss Rouse, who distinctly was
possible,'' for she was % and pretty
and plump and jolly. But she, true to
her vow, rejected Haynes Immediately.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
ART OF THE FRENCH CHEF

George G. Boldt, the restauranteur,
according to the Rochester Herald, was
talking to an old friend. The subject
OF cooking came up and Mr.. Bo1dt said
that the French were the best cooks in
the world. : s-s,<s...~ > -"
'!s'Don't you remember he said,
aristocrat Of the gloomy Faubourg St.
Germains This man gave, in his Sc
cluded and grim old mansion, an elab-
crate dinner. The dinner was success
from the oysters to the dessert, but one
dish was particularly ine-so fine, in
fact, that, the cook. was brought into
the dinlingroom and publicly congratu-
lated. .'4"" = ss'tt3j q - -
"'What, tho, is this dish, my good
Francois?' the master asked. I'VE know
it is some kind of wild fowl, but it has
a flavor all its own--ao flavor none Of
us ever met with before '. -. =.
50 THAT dish,' the chef answered
proudly, lis triumph of the culinary
are. Only a Frenchman could have
prepared it. It is. III one word, an
owl. > T." > ::
g An OWL cried everyone, turning
s'1IeBut how, a lady asked, could
you you h I've been so cruel as to kill the
g 'Ah; madam said the cook, II did
not kill it., It was dead already.''
= F.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21

to in
order Of the markings. 49, :. ~
top suddenly the engagement Of
Mr. Haynes Mrs Belle Brandt the pties widow in
Brandt had taken the
the girls? Sought by excited Mrs: Brandt said:
II promised Charlie
did like him.
We foresee several small jo ahead for Charlie
recently printed Internationally funny uses
the
eve regret A. Smith,
a warmer cimate.''
In discussion the dress of the minister
ared: AS for will distinguish my fellow
This the "n Memoria loving memory
beloved wife Of who died This is inserted by her
The n5Hd following wing Gay ofe appeared
Monday to the nexpi'able grief of his family
Sir Hiram Maxim told flying machine was
and really believe great nun
per Of machines in the air. This certain to happen within
any rate - a%.: : ~
be startling developments within year.
only the threshold
success lies in the development of powerful motors
automobile 0~@"s T. " 80 - -
But in the be used for
practically all commercial Some
1t such
be improved and at distant tme
cling from place place flying machines
We have twenty years. of us
be killed off had flight ~ - "
Malay football club Singapore opposition
y aa OF The Malay club before
g % taPers were placed goal and
The magician
ons Members of the swiftly
another and lamentations followed for
The news Of the lamentations
atcn hen was 1nsldousy spread the members
IL mad the effect of completely demoralizng .
a. ought to have buried the left hind something grron
ne ngnt oetore the Indians tied us to the stake
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
Cat Whipped by Birds.
Kansas City Star

Kansas City Star. y -
81 noticed our old cat prowling
around in the yard,' said Judge Gates
of Independence yesterday. "Two
bluelays that had a nest near by were
scoldlng and threatening him. One of
made m spring for the bird, but missed
it narrowly. --
s.Then the thoroly angry birds made
fierce onslaught upon that old cat. It
was not long before they had him
whipped. He ran toward the house.
the birds pecking and scolding him at
every step. He jumped up on the
porch where I sat, but still they fought
him mercilessly. Finally I took pity
on the cat and opened the screen door.
Not till he had gotten safely inside the
house did the enraged birds appear to
notlce my presence and beat re-
treat.' 49,. .@',e -,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
COLOR OF LIGHT

: That veteran of the brush, Holman
Hunt, has been painting nearly sixty
years and the exhibition Of his art
which is now being held in London
shows how versatile are his talents. But
Mr.. Hunt is slow worker; time is no
object when he has picture in hand
many of his more famous works having
taken him several years to complete
His greatest picture is .HThe Light of
the World,' now at Keble college, OK
ford: and before painting it he was so
ne went so far as to- experiment with
moonlight by procuring an enormous
lens and focusing the moonlight thru
a stained glass window onto glass
sheet. The result was a golden yellow
light which several IF the greatest
painters Of the period declared to be
impossible, among them Sir John Mil
lais, until Mr.. Hunt undertook to re-
peat the experiment in his presence.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
GEORGE, WHAT IS THE DoUMA?'
morning.

."Well, dear, I see they have opened
the douma.'
kind mW II i is that ,e5sorges Some new
emo, dear. It ism music hall. It 3
sort of gatherings
ao "something like carbuncle,
emo, no. It's in Russia, you know.
1t s IA triumph Of progressive forces
that marks a new era in the nation 3
life.'' :. :. - I',-I7 :
- ts3l y1t Ge fSgf where did you learn
Wss sn grsttaX & geed did1 i3
say it again?'' - ...... e.
twice in the same way-not impressive
ly, you know"
"sAnd to think, George. that at the
wedding breakfast the other day when
they called on you for speech, all you
could say was 'Er-r-r-r' and then sit
down. ~, ....
eyes, remember something Of the
kind. But those things are all so silly.
I can It talk that kind Of nonsense, you
a abow: = ), There's nothing elevatins
'..But, George, that Professor Tomlins
made a real funny speech, and they
say, he's ever so serious and intellec-
tual.'' 9s .. .-.. r.. ~
~" Who, Tomlins9 The fellow that
told all those old chestnuts I suppose
he'd spent a week getting up that
fool talk. And you preferred him to
your husband?'
u didn't say 50, GEORGE Z, f.. -,
ssBut>y you meant it.
nYou mustn It get angry, dear" i
IT IN not angry, -
"No, no, Of course you are not.
There, there, you are all right again.
And now there s something L want to
ask you.' -
"What is it, dear9''
"What's douma, Georgea''-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer. -, ~ - -. ~@~..-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
Cat Tales
Pet Cat Brings Legacy.

AAAAoA correspondence SulCdg0 Inter
Ocean.
Mrs. Matilda Swanson has gone to
Kansas City with pet cat that she
will use as an exhibit to establish her
right to legacy left by John Lowney,
who went from here to the Missouri
town several years ago. The cat be-
longed to Mrs. Lowney, and after her
death her husband gave it to Mrs.
swanson for safekeeping while he went
to Kansas City. He never returned.
and a day or two ago Mrs. Swanson re.
celved a letter from lawyer saying
that Lowney had left her $500 for car.
ing for the cat, but she would have to
establish her. identity and show that
she had cared for the feline.
!, The old man cried when he parted
from Tommy" said Mrs. Swanson in
relating the story on the eve Of her de-
parture, 'fand for old time IS sake I
kept the critter ever since, tho the good
Lord knows I've been pestered to
death with his catching chickens, and
such az that. That was seven years
ago and Tommy was 4 years old.
The lawyer said would have to
prove that was the real Matte Swan
son and that I'd give the cat good
treatment. | guess when they see me
in the court they will know who am,
and when they see the cat they'll know
he amt complainin -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
Wise Pennsylvania Cat.

From the Philadelphia Record.
is owned by a woman in Sellersville,
Pa, and it's strange action is the won
der Of the neighborhood. The cat had
brood of kittens few weeks ago.
Several days later she went out in
the field and returned carrying young
rabbit in her mouth. This she placed
among her kittens. The next day the
cat made another trip to the field and
came back ." carrying another young
rabbit in her mouth. This she placed
with the others, and all lived happily
together, the kittens climbing all over
the rabbits, playing together, but one
week afterward one Of the rabbits died.
Evidently in fear Of the death Of the
other rabbit, it was carried back to the
field by the cat, -.l.~2.eE- = - =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
CHAMPION RELATIONSHIPS STORY

p ..- ~ IS 90
Lieutenant Frank Lahm. who ia
now the worlds champion balloonist. ;;
said an aeronaut in New York. "is a
young man with muscular figure and
a resolute face. He is remarkable in
aeronautlcs for his skill and his pru-
I once heard an inventor describ
ing to him a rather poor invention in
the way of safety anchor. x
=" A safety anchor, eh9' said Lahm.
We'll, with that anchor I should be
about as frightened as the old lady
in the skyscraper hotel.
" This old! lady, on being assigned
to room on the nineteenth floor, asked
the bell hop nervously if the proprietor
had taken any precautions against fire.
Yes. ma 'am,' said the bell hop,
he has. The place is insured for three
times it's real value. '''-Chicago Chron-
icle. - :,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
COMES WITH WRONG END

Congressman Foster Of Vermont is
certainly witty public speaker. At
the guild rally. at Springfield he kept
the audience in continuous uproar
Of mirth by his amusing sallies and
clever bon mots.
One. Of his stories is worth repeat
ing. He was speaking on the criti-
clsm that had been aimed at them for
saying certain things against the oppo-
sition and he offered as an excuse a
story about his father
His father was working in the field
one day, when vicious dog, belong
ing to neighboring deacon, attacked
MN. His father used pitchfork with.
telling effect on the dog.
Later he was called on by the dea-
con, who upbraided him for using such
extreme measures, asking him why he
dldn It use the blunt end Of the fork
first. ~ would have,,' his father re-
piled, If your dog had come at me
blunt end first. Boston Post.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
my ROSARY

Transcribed from stenographic notes taken
during the rendition of the ballad BY Mr. TIowI,t+
Owte, the eminent barytone.) "a
Thee yowrzi spen with Fee, deer Art,
Are razza string of pearl stew me;
count theh mo yurrey rec wunna part
My row Stree! My row Stree!
Zee chow ray purr leech purr lay prair
To fila har tin alb sense rung:
tell leech be dun two the yend
Dan there across IL zung.
mem NOV reee tht blass sand burr
No bahr ran ga Nan bit her law,
Sigh kin sech bee Dan stry vat lass two learn
Tewk ISIS the craw :
Swee! Tar!
Two XIII SIS! thee craw! SIS!
Judge.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21

Addressing one Of his southern au-
diences, Sam Jones once requested all
the husbands present who had not
spoken a harsh word to their wives for
"a month to stand up. He shook hands
with those who arose and then intro
duced them to the rest of the audience
as the twenty-seven biggest liars in
Tennessee. RAM Horn.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
go Cat Amuses the Baby.

News
cat in the household of William
Jamison shows unusual attention to the
baby OF the family and faithfully lays
at the child s feet every mouse she
catches.
The other day she captured rat,
which she did not kill : before she
brought it to the child, and allowed the
rodent to scamper away several times,
recapturing it each time as tho to i'm
press the baby with her skill. Mem
bers Of the family in an adjoining room
heard the sounds of the baby's glee
and investigated, discovering what was
going on. -. 49,. ~. =.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-11-21
With the Long Bolu
How Newspaper Joke Secured for Charlie Haynes Neat
Wife and Excited claton Ga, Nearly

How Newspaper Charlie
Wife Nearly
Charles
he dpat.
Of
matrimonial matters,
The editor library judges
@ Would a midday or eveningg
urn a u I s g. Il
Describe o NAL a bed Z * s y y
O TO IA s ID ..
Dread and describe how would make each. B:
$50
a a II .
Should husband be allowed to smoke the paIlor9
Do husband dinner9
of a i
a : a s. >.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1906-03-28
Clothing Department

Quality is remembered long
after price is forgotten. Buy
Strouse & Bros. suit and you
will never forget the fit, COM
fort and durability to be found
in high art clothing. A full
line of this and one other no
ted brand in all the latest cuts
and patterns for spring and
summer now in. Ask to see
our nobby two-piece suits.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
FOR COUNTY ATTORNEY.
To the voters of Chouteau County:
Gentlemen

To the voters of Chouteau County:
Gentlemen
At the earnest solicitation of a mum
Der of citizens of this county of both
political parties, / now announce my
self as a candidate for nomination to
the Office of County Attorney on the
Democratic ticket at the next primary
election.
l am of the opinion, after a careful
reading Of the laws of our state and
thorough search of the authorities
and cases, that any and all interest
heretofore paid by any banking insti-
tuition upon funds of this county
held by the county treasurer or other
officer for safe Keeping and disburse-
ment under the law, is the property
of the county, and that an action
would lie against any such officer and
his sureties on his official bond for
the recovery of any such interes
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
I. O'BRIEN TO
LEAVE

LEAVE SOMERS
a correspondent TO the Great Falls
Tribune, from Kalispellunder date of
June 28th says:
An item in the Saltwater cOrrespon-
dence ofthe Minneapolis Journal. stat
ing that the John O'Briens, formerly
ofthat place, now Of Somers, Mont,
We're expected to soonreturn to their
which has beenpersistently circulated
in Kalispell during the past week, that
the management of the greatsawmill
plant at Somers was about to pass
from John O'Brien' Stands, he having
sold lbs interest at a good figure.
Upon good authority it isstated that
E. W. Doe, general manager Of the
Somers plant has handed in lbs resig-
nation, to takeeffect July3. This also
is acceptedin confederation of the pass
ing Of the O'Brien interests
AS near as can be learned the orig
| NAL capitalization of the O'Brien Lum-
Der company wass15o, 900; of this sum,
Mr. O'Brien had invested s75,O0Oand
was president of the company, the re-
manning interests beingheld by James
J. Hill and stockholders of the Great
NorthernRailway company. The orig
inal capitalization was inadequate, but
III lssatted the increase in the plant
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06

to its presentenormous sizeand capacit
was accomplished by the investment of
borrowed money to the extent of
$45O,000 makingthe present value and
investment 100000.
With the railroad company in full
control of the mill and it's output, the
lumber company must now 60 into
the market and buy timber in COM
petition with Julius Neils or the Big
Blackfoot Milling company, and as
the old management did not dare to
offer more than IS cents or 81 ON
stumpoge, onaccount of certain con-
tract, the mill owns comparatively
little timber in this vicinity. II COM
petition is opened, they will be obliged
to bid gainst the other concerns annd
the price of standing timber must
consequently advance, which will be
of interest to the Llathead valley.
Everything points to the conclusion
that Mr.. O'Brien and the O'Brien Lum-
Der company have agreed on a separa-
ton. Last week F. E. Ward, genteral
manager of the Great Northern, spent
several days in Somers and vicinity an
when he went east John OBrien {
panied him to st. Paul, where it is sup
posed the negotiations for transfer
are now on.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
CURED A CONRAD OF CHOLERA
MORRITS AND SAVED JTc rTrr


While returning from the Grand
Army Encampment at Washington
City, a conrad from Elgin, ILL.,, was
taken with cholera morbus and was in
criticize condition" says Mr.. J. E.
HIGHLAND, of Eldon, Iowa. II gave
him Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy and believe saved
his life, I have been engaged for ten
years in immigration work and con-
Quoted many parties to the south and
west. I always carry this remedy and
have used it successfully on many oc-
oasions. No person travelling or at
home should be without this rne1nedy.
For Sale by Havre Drug Co.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06

which he may have failed to properly
account for and turn over to the use
of the county.
II nominated and elected to th,
Office of County Attorney I will see
to it that actions are brought and
vigorously prosecuted to recover al
such interest which has not been
properly accounted for, without DELAY
and I will further take care tina
no officer, during my holding of such
office, with holds to his own use anv
of the interest SO paid regardless as
to whether such officer did, or did
not, before election pledge himself to
account for such interest; and
every way to the limit of my ability
will try to fulfill the duties of that
Office SO as to merit your approval.
Very sincerely yours,
r. e. >O'KEEFE.
Subscribe for THE HERALD, only
$500 year if paid in advance
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
A Card to TAXPAYERS.

Several taxpayers having asked the
undersigned to state his position upon
the matter of interest or profit upon
county funds, he wishes to make this
statement: That all accrued interest
on county money should be turned
into the county treasury; and if
elected to the Office of county treasur-
er ne pledges himself to properly
account for such interest.
A. G. STATION.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER.

| wish to announce to the voters of
Chouteau county that | am candi-
date for the nomination of County
Commissioner for the six year term
upon the republican ticket, under
the provisions of the primary law.
OLAF G. SKYLSTEAD.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
HAVRE, MONT, FRIDAY, JULY 6.

We heard young man remark last
week that, THE world owes me a
living 1t is hoped for that young
mans good that he'll get the notion
out of his head. It's a mistake. a
grave mistake. He never entertained
a more foolish idea nor one which
will bring him smaller measure of
respect. The world owes the young
man nothing; but instead he owes the
world and society an active, noble
manhood, steady, honest, energy
which will enable him to associate
with decent men and women in a true
manliness Of character that will make
his friendship valuable and his pres
ence and companionship desired. The
truly Intelligent activity, and this
young man should contribute to So
clety's happiness and welfare the
grace which comes through study, toll
and honest thought.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
CANDIDATE FOR co. TREASURER,

| too am an aspirant for the office
OF County Treasurer, and respectfully
ask republican voters for their support
according to the provisions of the
Direct Primary Law.
Respectfully
D. r. THORNBER.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1906-07-06
For Superintendent of Schools.

L wish to announce to the voters of
Chouteau county that | am a candi-
date for the nomination of County
superintendent of schools upon the
republican ticket, under the provisi-
ons Of the primary law.
AGNES ATKINSON.