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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
inexpensive, But

inexpensive, But
Oldun-I just paid $50 for new
set of teeth. How do you like them?
Youngun-Oh, they look all right.
But why didn't you call on Jones and
get full set inserted free?
Oldun-Why, l didn't know Jones
was a dentist.
Youngun-He isn't, but he keeps a
savage dog.-Chicago Daily News.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
KEEPS THE PURSE SAFE.
Simple contrivances Does Away with
Irritating Losses.

If every purse were provided with
the device of which We give sketch.
the number of purses lost yearly
would be much smaller. 1t is easily
made and sewn on to any handbag or
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
Look Ahead.

Look Ahead.
There's a sob and a sigh
And a doubt for tomorrow,
A cloud in the sky
And a cup filed with sorrow,
For the man who looks back
On the hopes that are dead,
Forgetting the ones
That are lying ahead.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
GETTING Wise.

"How is 1t you are going to the
moonlight excursion this week and
last week | couldn't get you to go?"
There was too much moonlight last
veek."-Houston Pos
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
A Wonder.

"Jinx has got funny wife,"
"Hows tJ~lt?"
why, they were going to Calves.
ton Sunday, and she only had half
an hour to get ready and"
and 1t took her two hours to get
her hat on straight-nothing funny
about that"
You've got it wrong; they were at
the depot Is minutes before train
time. "-Houston Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
Extremes Meet.

First Prisoner-What are you here
for?
Second Prisoner-Fast riding. What
are you here for?
"Slow riding"
FLOWS that?"
81 ran off with bicycle. '-Cassell's
Journal.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
The Ideal

Pop"
Yes, my son"
when a fellow goes to a circus and
gets red lemonade and peanuts.
doesn't he have to give money for
emf"
Certainly he does, my boy"
well, this paper says here that
money won't buy happiness. "-Yon-
kers Statesman.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
Journa
Backsheesh.

Upgardson-What impressed you
most during your trip abroad?
Atom-The touches / got everywhere
went, of course.-Chicago Tribune.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
Had to BE.

"This will have to be time ex-
nosure." said the photographer.
I'm glad of that, cause we amt got
no money said the husband of the
eitter.-Houston Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
REWARD.

Algy-What did your father offer?
Cholly-Said If l raised Cain, he
wuold give me an equal amount
Puck.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
GOOD Jokes
Couldn't Risk II

Clara don't think Jack is very
sincere.
Bess-Why?
Clara-Just before we left the sum-
mer resort he wanted me to give him
back all the snap shots that had been
taken of us in silly positions.-De.
troit Free Press.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26

eff you learn nothing, baron, you
will remain stupid and never amount
to anything in the world"
20, shall be a hereditary imperial
councillor all the same!'-Jugend.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
Naturai.

Did 1 not love my neighbor
AS myself I'd be a churl;
Because you see my neighbor
Is "a very pretty girl.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26
Not Committed.

Not Committed.
Subbubs-I thought you said the
cottage was half mile from the sta
ton.
Agent-Yis, but OF niver said how
far the station wor from the cottage.
IN. Y. Sun.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1906-10-26

Wasted Endeavor.
The waves keep breaking on the shore
With resonant and rhythmic stroke.
They still break on with ruthless roar
Though all of US long since were broke.
Washington Star.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23

FALLS CITY. Neb., oct. 22-(special)-
Corn husking has started in Richardson
county and it will be one Of the biggest
crops and the best grade OF corn husked
here for a long time, The farmers are
having a great deal OF trouble TO secure
help to husk the crop and are adver-
Using for men. offering cents bushel and
board. and cannot get men at that price,
as all the men who want to work are
picking or barreling apples The apple
crop in this county has been a big item
to the farmers, as it has brought a good
many thousand dollars here that would not
have come If it had not been for the big
apple crop. There has been no waste to
the apples this year, as the vinegar fac
tory in Falls City has taken all the apples
the packers refused and the farmers from
a distance of twenty miles have brought
their Gull and windfal apples to the vine
gar factory in Falls City. Taking every
thing into consideration, this will be one
Of the most prosperous years Richardson
county has ever had.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23

WAHOO. Neb., Oct. 22.-(SpeciaL)-
with the assistance of Democratic state
Chairman Allen, DR.. p. L. Hall and Edgar
Howard, the difficulties between the dem
ocrats and popuiists were fixed up Sat
urday. The populists held their conven-
ton early in September and nominated
]. L. SUNBEAM for the legislature and en-
dorsed Trenmor Cone for state senator.
Cone was nominated by the populists at
the senatorial convention IN PapillEon,
but the democrats nominated Judge Pat
rick At the democratic county conven-
ton last week Frank Vopalensky and
Emil Helsing were nominated for the leg
islature and the populists were turned
down hard. The populists retaliated the
next day by their central COMMITTEES,
meeting and putting up a full ticket as
follows: For the legislature, J. L. sun
ldean and Frank Dolezal, and John Barry
I for county attorney. Saturday the demo-
cratic central committee met and T. Cone,
the populst candidate for senator with
drew and was placed on the ticket for
representative, Helsing having withdrawn.
The other candidates withdrew and com
plete fusion was forced by the outside
manipulators. Harmony does not prevail
on either side and considerable scratching
of the ticket from both populists and
democrats is expected The turning down
of Sunbeam, the populist nominee for the
Legislature, was a bitter defeat for the
populsts of Saunders county.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
No. az NehrnnIln.

PLATTSMOUTH-Rain has been falling
in this vicinity nearly all day.
WEST POINT-Albert Ross and Miss
Anna Buchholtz were united in marriage
at the home OF the bride in Neigh town
ship.
WEST POINT-John Brooks and Miss
Anna DeJean, both well known young peo-
pie of Bancroft precinct, were married In
Fender last week.
WEST PoINT-w. ]. Taylor. the photog-
rapher. has sold out his business to A. l..
KTause and has left the city. West Point
now has only one Photographic studio.
WAHOO-George l.. Sheldon. republican
candidate for governor. received a hearty
reception in Wahoo Saturday evening His
address at the opera house made him many
votes.
REPUBLICAN CITY-The new Methodist
church is nearly completed and will be
dedicated November H. Chancellor Hunt
ington has promised TO be present at the
dedication.
REPUBLICAN CITY-ApriI weather has
been prevailing here for the last two weeks
and the ground has been thoroughly soaked
with good rains. This moisture is just
what was needed for the fall wheat and
almost insures a crop next year
CEDAR BLUFFS-George L. Sheldon ad-
dressed the voters OF this vicinity here
Saturday afternoon. Congressman Tawney
OF Minnesota, who Is attending a family
reunion here, gave a short talk and urged
the voters to return Congressman Hin
shaw, complimenting him very highly.
WEST POINT-A series Of union gospel
meetings have been commenced at the
Grace Lutheran church in West Point. The
4 initial meeting was held last night and was
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23

apples, which is one of the leading indus.
tries OF the neighborhoOd at this time, but
indications are that the stormy spell will
be OF short duration.
BEATRICE, Neb., OCT, 22.--(Speciai
Telegram Rain has been falling here
since yesterday and about an inch OF
water has fallen. It viii be of ines
Unable value to the wheat crop, Weather
cold.
TABLE ROCK, Neb.. oct 22.-(special)-
After two or three days OF cloudy and
threatening weather It commenced to rain
about o'clock yesterday afternoon and
rained nearly all night and a part OF the
forenoon. The ground is thoroughly
soaked and the winter wheat and the pas
lures are greatly benefited.
LINWOOD, Neb. oct 22--(Special.)-A
slight snow fell here Saturday evening.
the first OF the season. 1t termed to rain
and has been drizzling ever since. It will
leave tbs ground In fine shape Cor winter,
also benefit the pastures and winter Wieat.
FREMONT, Neb., oct 22-(Speelal.)-
About an inch of rain fell here today but
the precipitation thus far this year is still
below the average for the same period.
Trains were delayed on the railroads. but
the cause was storms in the west rather
than heavy tracks in this vicinity. The
rain will do much good.
HARVARD, Neb., oct. 22.--(SpeciaL)--A
slow, cold steady rain has been falling most
of the time for the last twenty-four hours,
with fully two inches of rainfall
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23

largely attended. Rev. ]. c. Wiilert of
Tacoma, Wash, is the evangelist, and
Prof ]. w. Poot ts in charge OF the mu-
steal program
FALLS -CITY--The funeral OF Simon M.
Saylor was held from the Saylor resi-
dence here last Saturday morning. Mr..
Saylor was one OF the oldest settlers in
Richardson county, having lived here over
thirty years He had been sick for some
Friday morning at the age OF "a years.
PLATTSAdOUTH-Su night the prem
ises of Anton Buchek was visited by I'M
Identified parties and but for the timely
appearance Of a neighbor Mr.. Buchek
would have been minus few fine porkers,
as the fence TO the enclosure was being
torn down when the thieves were discov-
cred. The residence of Mr., Buchek in
the western portion OF this city, was en-
tered and ransacked one day last week.
The residence OF Mrs Cooper in this city
was also entered and a gold watch taken,
but thus far there is no clue to who the
| intruders were.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
Dend Man Unidentined.

FALLS CITY. Neb., Oct. 22.-(special)-
Coroner Reneker was called to Dawson
last Saturday afternoon to hold an inquest
on the body of a man found alongside the
Burlington tracks by the Dawson section
gang while they were going to their work
Saturday morning. The body was found
about one-half mile west Of the station.
The. deceased was man about 90 years
old, smooth shaven, blue eyes, five feet
FIVE inches tall and weighed about $50
pounds. He was dressed in blue overalls,
size S3xS2 lace tan boots, size 8, a black
shirt with white stripes, blue and white
checked jumper and Prince Henry black
felt hat, size Z. He had a white silk
handkerchief wrapped around his left
ankle with the initial F in one corner
the body had lain where it was found for
some time. as It was rigid when picked
up by the section hands, The skull was
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
Body Of Missing Man Found.

FREMONT. Neb., Oct. &.-(speciaL)-
The mystery surrounding the disappear
ance OF Michael Shannon from North Bend
about three weeks ago was solved yester-
day by the finding Of a badly decompOsed
body on the bank Of the Platte river near
that town. II was identified as the body OF
shannon by the clothing and especially by
red neckue which his sister had given
him q few days before. Sam Wilson, a
farmer living near there, made the discov-
cry. shannon had been working on a farm
and was last seen in North Bend saloon
about three weeks ago. and had evidently
been drinking considerably. on account OF
the decompOsed condition of the body the
cause Of his death could not be definitely
determined, but he probably fell on the
bridge and was drowned.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
OUT IN STORM TO HEAR SHELDON

Snow Cannot Keep AlIimnee Repub-
Iieans Away.
ALLIANCE, Neb,, Oct 22.-(Special Tel
egram0- Notwithstanding the prevalence
of the worst snowstoTm of the season, and
the worst that this country has experienced
In years good sized crowd greeted G. W.
Sheldon, republican candidate for governor
at the Phelan opera house tonight What
was lacking in numbers was made up in
the enthusiasm displayed by those present,
as the various issues of the campaign
we're carefully and ably discussed. This
sure is a campaign Of education and MI,
Sheldon in no way is handicapped in be-
ing able to enlighten.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23

a short distance below the crusher by
the crew on No. IA, lying beside the track
with the head decapitated. Mattern had
been drinking heavily for the last week,
and his friends believe he committed sui
eide He had lived i'm a hut near the
stone crusher for a long time and was
bachelor IS years of age. The cor
oner's jury decided the deceased came to
his death from causes unknown to it.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23

crushed and there was a compound frac-
ture of both legs between the knee and
ankle. The man was laborer and 1t is
supposed that he was beating bis way
east on one Of the through passenger
trains on, the Burlington Friday night
and in some manner lost his hold and fell
from the train. The coroner's jury brought
in a verdict of accidental death and the
body was buried in the Dawson ceme-
terry.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
Jail BreaI1er Captured.

OAKLAND, Neb., Oct. 2-(Special)-
sherir Phipps OF Burt county and the
sheriff from Onawa captured the last OF
the jail breakers who broke jail at Onawa,
Ia. last week, four miles west Of here
Sunday afternoon on the farm OF swan
Strand, where he was husking corn.
He was taken to Ponca, Neb.. this morn
ing. where he broke jail Previous TO going
10 Onawa.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
RanI<er sbootr A. pobh.r,

JOPLIN Mo, Oct. ga. v Manning,
cashier OF the Mcdonald County bank al
Pineville, forty miles south of Joplin,
early today exchanged shots with two rob
bers whom he encountered at work at the
bank. No one was hurt and the robbers
escaped without securing any booty. The
bank was wrecked by a charge OF dyna-
mite set off by the robbers
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
SNOW And WIND IN THE WEST
CONTINUED from First PageO

central Nebraska today, breaking down
trees, telegraph and telephone wires and
causing suffering among stock.
WEST POINT Neb.. Oct 22.--(Special.)-
Very heavy continuous rains have fallen
in the Elkhorn valley during the last thr
ty-six hours, almost causing a flood and
doing serious damage to the culverts and
bridges in the city. Corn husiIing. which
was already commenced by the farmers.
has been stopped Trains eastbound are
running late on account OF the heavy snow
west OF this place and in the Black Hills
country.
WAHOO. Neb. Oct. 22.-Cspecial.) "A
steady rain has been falling here the last
twenty-four hours and the weather has
turned considerably colder.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
Deeapitated b. MAIN.

BEATRICE. Neb.. oct. 22.-Cspeelal
Telegram Robert Mattern. employed
az the stone crusher AZ Wymore. was
struck ny train yesterday morning and
iuslsltly killed The body was found
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
start ON Co.'S Wei.

BEATRICE. Neb., Oct. 22.--(Special
Telegram THE Beatrice Oil and Gas
company started its first well today, three
miles southeast of the city.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
nnnll Rohhern al nIinni.-

MURPHYsBORo. ILL.,. oct. Z-Five rob
beers blew open the safe OF the bank OF
Vergennes early today, secured 500 in cash,
shot and mortally wounded Abraha KIM
mel merchant, and escaped.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
Legal Department stamped.

Deputy County Attorney Foster Of Doug
las county has written to the legal de-
partment OF the state asking how to ar
range the constitutional amendment propo-
sition on the voting machines. In his let
ter, which was received this morning, Mr..
Foster asks what can be done and then
says It is impossible to put FOR" and
against" side by side on the machine.
Inasmuch as the legal department Of
Douglas county has the machine before
It and Is supposed to have some legal
knowledge regarding the election law, the
state legal department is at a loss to know
what to answer, for II the problem cannot
be solved in Douglas county. Il Is hard
for the attorneys here to figure it out.
The State Board Of Purchase and Sup
plies spent the day looking over furniture
to put in the new wing OF the Norfolk In
sane hospital.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
Rain An Eastern Nebraska.

HUMBOLDT, Neb., Oct. 22.-(Speeial.)-
This section was visited by a fine rain
last night which settled the dust and puts
fall wheat in excellent shape. II interfered
somewhat with the hauling and loading OF
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23

matter with the regents tomorrow and
solict aid from This source. Those pres
emit at the meeting are H. S. Harrison Of
York, first vice president: c. II. Greene
Of Fremont. second vice president; J. A.
wager Of Fremont. a director; Secretary
Russell Of Lincoln and Prof. Emerson.
University Regents Meet.
The university regents will meet to-
morrow 20 receive the report Of the finance
committee and to fix up their recommen-
dations to the state legislature. To-
night, with the exception Of Fred Abbott,
all the members had reached town. end
these held an informal meeting at the
Lincoln hotel. IL is understood the re-
gents will not ask for an appropriation
for any new buildings, but will ask that
additions be made to the library building
the mechanical arts building and the
women's building at the state farm.
An appropriation was made for the erec-
ton Of this building by the last legis-
lature, but according to the notion Of
the regents the building. which is now
under course Of construction, will be too
small and more money is needed. The
regents will also. so It is understood, ask
for more money for salaries. making the
total Appropriation requested keep pace
with the increase in the state assessment
roll.
The state Board Of Agriculture will
ask the regents to erect a university
building at the state fair grounds for
the university exhibit but this in all
probability will be turned down.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-10-23
state COMMITTEES Meetinm.

W. 3. Rose. chairman of the republican
state committee, will in all probability
call the state committee together shortly
Tor a general consultation. It was under
stood Mr.. Rose was to convene the COM
rnittee once more before the election
Ripley County democrat. (Doniphan, Mo.) 1905-1920, 1906-06-01
She WILL SOON
KNOW HER FATE

New York, May 30.--Josephine Ter
ranova probably win know her fate
before Thursday night
The states insanity commission
says she Is sane. and DR.. Austin Flint
gave II as his opinion that she Is sham
ming. but they did not declare their
opinion on her mental condition at
the time she killed her uncle and aunt.
Other experts for the state viii han
die this phase Of her case Friday
morning,
II the woman has any conception OF
the sadness and horror OF killing. she
did not show It In her actions and
bearing even when DIR. Flint testified
that In bis opinion the girl positively
enjoyed her position and took sane
pride IN the notoriety when she told
her awful story on the witness stand.
Ripley County democrat. (Doniphan, Mo.) 1905-1920, 1906-06-01
AMAZING EVIDENCE
BEFORE GRAND JURY

New York. May so.-- More amazing
than any Of the disclosures before the
Armstrong legislative committee Of
corruption and fraud In the manage.
mont Of large life insurance companies
was testimony given before the special
grand jury.
II was conelusiveIy shown that the
policy holders OF the Mutual Life have
been robbed Of sums which may ex-
eeed 35.ooo.oo0 in the aggregate.
through the supply department alone
In the past twenty years.
Who eot these stealinga Ia not yet
clear; but that they went into the for.
tunes Of seveFAl men Il Indicated BY
the facis before the grand Jury. IT Ii
expected that the identity Of these
men VII b clearly estsblIshed before
nc end e next week and that indict.
Ripley County democrat. (Doniphan, Mo.) 1905-1920, 1906-06-01

under conditions fully as norrioIe as
those described in Chicago. You talk
OF those inspections here. What use
are they? What do they accomplish? :?
The most horrible place Ia where
thousands OF rats swarm over tie ia
bles on which the meat is thrown be-
fore 1t goes into the grinders. No
attempt Is made to remove the filth
from the wooden planks. II the rats
are caught 1t does not matter, They
go in with the rest
No sausage maker in New York
would think of eating the stuff he
makes every day."
Ripley County democrat. (Doniphan, Mo.) 1905-1920, 1906-06-01
THE ILLINOIS PRIMARY LAW
House PASSES shurtleR Measure, and
A the Senate Asks For q
Conference.

Springfield. ILL.,, May 9,--Wednesday
morning the house took final action on
the primary bills, which have been be-
fore 1t for four weeks
II passed the Trautmann-Shurtle
bill by vote of 81 to Sc. 1t then
passed senate bill No. 2. amended to
conform to the Trautmann-Shurtleff
bill, by the same vote.
Efforts to pass both bills with emer,
sency dlause Inserted failed. The sem
ate held short session, at which time
II refused to concur in the changes
which the house has been made In the
senate bin, and asked for a conference
Ripley County democrat. (Doniphan, Mo.) 1905-1920, 1906-06-01
Beg President Not to
Make Report
! Public.
lF HOUSE TONES BILL
PRESIDENT WILL TELL.
How Reynolds Saw Twsnty-Pour
Out Of Thirty.0ne Diseased
Cattle Slaughtered York
/ Sausage Makers Never Eat
Their Own Product.

Washington. May so.--The special
report of the president. now being
prepared by Commissioner Of Labor
Neili and James B. Reynolds. Of New
York. which will undoubtedly be made
public by the president within the
next few days, will contain only the
results Of the personal observations
Of these two investigators at Packing
town, Chicago.
They have submitted informally to
the president q mass of testimony
given by other persons. This is of
such sensational character that the
president deems It best that Neill and
Reynolds confine their written report
to such points Of 1t as they are able
TO corroborate by personal knowledge.
Ripley County democrat. (Doniphan, Mo.) 1905-1920, 1906-06-01
BURNED AND KILLED.

Cossacks Take Revenge For Attempt
to Aasassinate n General.
Borjon, Transcaucasia, May S0.--An
attempt was made on the life of Gen
Alikanoff, sovernor-general of Kutais,
as he was about to take train for
Tifis. The general arrived at the sta
tion surrounded by an escort of Cos
sacks, when two bombs were thrown
at him and exploded in tie midst Of
the party, seriously woundlng Alik.
hanoif, a member Of his stan and sew
eral Cossacks.
The remainder of the Cossacks fired
Unfortunately into the crowd, kill
ing many persons. In addition, the
Cossacks burned to the ground the
buildings In the vicinity into which
the PEOPLE had fed.
Ripley County democrat. (Doniphan, Mo.) 1905-1920, 1906-06-01
ARABS WHIP TURKS.

Turkish Forces Unable TO Move
without Reinforcement-.
Cairo. Egypt, May S0.-The news
received here from the Yemen prov.
lnce of Arabia is to the effect that
the Arabs have inflicted a great defeat
upon the Turkish troops under Faizl
Pasha. The latter is now unable to
move until further reinforcements are
sent to him.
The war against the Arabs is very
unpopular among the Turkish troops,
and mutinies among the soldiers are
frequent. Many Of the soldiers have
even deserted and gone over to the
enemy.