The Washington herald., 1906-11-05


trayers Of life are. as they ever have
any normal and enduring scheme of i'm
parting literature.
Mr. Bryan says that all Mr.. Roosevelt
needs in his business is a Democratic
House, and Mr.. Guggs is doing his duti-
ful best to talk il up for him.
Il am going to write fiction" said Mr.
Thomas w. Lawson. And straightway
he wrote one OF the daily papers that
Hearst would be Overwhelmingly elected.
The Fnipinos are TO have a Congress
Of their very own. Then they will find
out just what real trouble is.
WhaIebone is worth $1,000 a ton. In
this respect whalebone has "A slight ad-
vantage of coal. but the winter season
has not set in yet
One more day will decide who is the
winner in New Yorks exciting game Of
Lemon. lemon. who's got the lemon?''
Southern France has just experienced
the delights of "a visit from a bunch OF
hurricanes. This is one class Of tourists
that Florida is willing 20 give up perma-
nently TO Southern France
Deer hunting is so poor in Maine this
season that the spOrtsmen have only sue
ceeded in killing four guides thus far.
A CuIpeper CvaD turkey gobbler has
been setting on six big red apples for
over two weeks A bit absent minded,
but likely 10 lose his head completely
before many more days.
Some Kansas girls have formed a union
and mutually pledged themselves mot 10
kiss any boy who does not faithfully
promise TO quit chewing tobacco. Now
the boys who don't chew, and never did.
are doing some pretty close figuring 10
ascertain wnere they come in.
Justice Chott. Of Chicago. may be rein
stated. In firing Chott some one over
shot the mark
Acting upon the recommendation Of
Surgeon General O'Reilly, our soldiers
/ hereafter will be tagged, which Is simply
additional evidence that cur soldiers are
It.
News from Zungura says that a French
camel patrol has been annihilated. 1t
/ seems impossible for a patrol TO get
I through Zungura fast enough. no matter
/ how much il humps itself.
Pass no bar" says d Louisville Cour-
/ ier-JOurnal headline. Advice OF this kind
| TO a Kentuckiau is like seeking TO add
perfume unto violets."
! It does seem that the Kentuckian who
/ slept twelve years might have found
/ Philadelphia a much more congeniaI at
mOspheTe
Just one more day. and then the man
who knew all the time who was going
/ to be elected governor OF New York VIII
/ be rushing around seeking whom he may
/ devour.
And now a woman is said TO have been
/ the cause Of the riot at the French races.
/ Ever since the first race was started.
woman has been accused Of beginning all
/ the trouble.
Let us hope that Commander Peary's
/ somewhat depleted supply of toes has
not been further impaired by his last
I Trip AOIlA-
/ Burnt orange is the favorite shade for
evening dress this winter, and you have
( 70 burn money 10 get il.
I
/ The New York Bryan League. 1900
strong has declared against MI Hearst.
/ We feel sure this will at once cause Mr..
Bryan 10 hurry out 10 Oregon and de-
| liver another series of lectures on
/ Dreams"
/ That New York lad who registered
/ fourteen times ought not TO take news
/ paper advice so seriously.
New York may have three Cabinet
members TO OhiO's one, but the latter
makes up in displacement what it lacks
/ in numbers
! Mr. BRYAN told the people Of Salisbury