Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-04-13

Saturday night orgies are frequent
ly followed by Sunday crimes.
The boys would prefer bright wealth
er for their Faster holiday.
The crusty chap sometimes has big
heart.
Another arbor day on April 20
Plant tree.
No man who has the truth on his
side need fear final results.
Many golden opportunity is lost
for lack of tact or courtesy.
Take advantage of the wet spell to
plan how your garden will be laid out.
Wilkes-Ba is working hard for the
success of the centennial celebration.
Trespass notices for sale at this
Office. Two for DC, or 25c dozen.
The sun shines brightly every day,
clouds or no clouds, spectators or no
spectators.
Some days must be dark and dreary
or WE would fail to appreciate the
sunny days.
Job Printing of all kinds properly
executed at reasonable prices, at the
Intelligencer Office.
Good farm for rent in Dairy town
ship, Montour county.
Nj. l.. SHEEP, Jerseytown Pa.
The lntelligencer is at your service
as news or advertising medium. We
await your commands.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. r. Wald, of
Dalmatia, spent Saturday and Sun
day in this city, guests of their
daughter Mrs. Lutz.
money is the root of all evil"
Which probably accounts for much of
it being so dirty.
Rev. DR.. Edward Everett Hale, of
Boston, attributes his excellent health
at the age of "a, to the serenity with
which he takes life, sleeping nine
hours night and always keeping his
mind occupied
President Roosevelt is preparing for
congress message dealing with the
beef trust. If the president expresses
his opinion with the usual frankness
the meat problem should be roasted to
turn.
The latest aerial accident, involving
the loss of a society mans life is an
other argument in the mouths of those
who contend that the Creator never
meant that man should fly
The streets are now in prime con-
dition for thorough overhauling. See
that they are put in good shape for
the summer.
Evidently the.robins. ARE ot.anxious
to put in an appearance yet. They have
little confidence in the weather man S
promises.
If there's any truth in the maxim
that April showers bring May flow
ers" there will be many of the latter
with which to decorate the graves of
thedead heroes ON Memorial Day.
Congressman Samuel of this district
has been appointed a member of the
Pension Committee of the House, to
the position made vacant by the death
of Congressman George r. Patterson,
of Ashland.
1t is said, says the Tama4ua Courier
that not over fifty per cent. of the
money earned at the mines hereabouts
has gone into circulation the past sew
eral months. The people who earend
it have also been saving it for emer-
gency.
WANTED AGENTS-to take
orders for fine line of Dry Goods
Specialties. Also Red Cross Towels,
a fine bath towel. We handle staples
as well as novelties. Spring samples
now ready. Address at once Rob't.
G. Wallace Co.. Chauncy ST., Boston,
Mass.
Berwick council will try to stop the
profanity which is too often heard on
its streets. The ordinanceT relative to
the subject makes it unlawful to speak
any unchaste or obscene language up
on any of the streets, lanes or alleys of
the borough. The fine. is 81 for the
first offense and S5 for the second.
Prof. Alex. Scheinart, the expert
piano tuner, of Phil'a., will be locat-
ed at the Montour House, on the week
of Monday, April 80, at which time
and place he will receive orders for
tuning pianos. 1t would be advisable
for those wishing good work done to
take advantage of this privilege.
Ogden H. Ostrander, of Riverside,
ex-postmaster of this place, paid us a
pleasant social and business call Oh
Tuesday. Mr.. Ostrander is a man of
wonderful memory and ability and is
about to issue history, Or story OF
Riverside and South Danville, which
will find ready sale, coming from such
an extraordinary source.
The. opening of the trout fishing
season is fixed by law to commence
on the 10Th of April. This year that
day falls on Sunday, and the State
Fish Commissioner has decided that
no trout may, therefore, be caught
until the following day, which will be
Monday, the 18th. Anyone catching
trout on Sunday subjects himself to q
double fine, one of S25 for fishing OIL
Sunday and another of $40 for having
in his possession fish caught out Of
season.