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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1906-08-17
Definition Of a Philosopher.
A fisherman--a hollow mask
or finny fiction and a flask!
IN. Y. Sun.
The Women Knew.

She-It is said that half the world
don't know how the other half lives.
He-Well, you can bet there are
no women in the half that DON'T
Yonkers Statesman.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1906-08-17
On One Point.

do you and your wife agree on
anything?"
Yes. Each of us believes that one
Of US Is very poorly matsd.,'lJudge. :,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1906-08-17
Knows His Place.

Does your wife keep any dumb
brutes, Mr.. Henpeck?"
None besides me."-Houston Post.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1906-08-17

$50 you no longer call your pretty
little home The NUTSHELL? Why did
you change it,"
Il got so tired of having funny men
ring my bell to ask If the kernel was
ILLUSTRATED Bits.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07
WEDDING TOURS
PATHETIC SEQUEL

A short three months ago young
couple prominent and popular in the
mountain city in which they reside
and which is a neighboring town OF
Grand Junction. were united in mar
fiage. They then left for the west
on an extensively planned bridal
tour. Many weeks have been happily
spent al points along the Pacific
coast. A fed days ago they prepar
ed to retrn to Colorado. Just before
boarding the through train at Los
Angeles the bride suddenly an
without warning gave evidence OF
some mental trouble and 1t was found
that her mind was unbalanced. As
his young wife had been enjoying the
best of health and had never had any
attack of this nature It is needless
to say that the shock the young man
experienced was more than fright
full However. after consulting ply
sicians he determined to return to
Colorado and to the home which he
had prepared for his bride. There
was no evidence of Improvement on
the homeward journey. While the
young lady was not violent still she
had completely lost control of her
mental faculties.
Last night the sorrow-stricken
husband and his wife reached Grand
junction and took apartments at one
of the local hotels local physician
was called in during the evening and
gave attention TO the young woman.
This morning the couple left the
city for their home. A more pathet-
ic home coming. or a sadder return
from joyous wedding tour could
hardly be contemplated. The uncer-
tainty of happiness and the irony
OF fate could hardly be more fully
demonstrated than in this sad case
Like flash of lightning out of clear
sky came this calamity to blight tenn
porarily at least the joy ofthese young
people. Truly it is only a step from
the highest pinnacle of happiness to
the depths of sorrow.
She who has been so suddenly and
terribly afflicted is an extremely beau
tiful young woman and to see her in
her present mentally helpless condi-
ton would bring pity to the most
hardened heart.
a change as sudden as the coming of
the affllction and that the young
bride will be restored fully and per
manently to good health and the
threads of a happy married life
gathered up again.
The young people were Mr.. and
Mrs H. A. Komaley. of Ouray. They
were guests at the Grand hotel. Mr.
Komaley is a prominent young bust
ness man and It is said that his bride
is one of the most popular young lad
les of OuraV
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07
PRINTERS VICTORIOUS IN
BOWLING CONTEST

The five tonsorial artists employer
in the Clary and White Front barber
shops went down in defeat in the
bowling contest last night before the
printers who draw salary from the
two daily papers. The score was
greatly in favor of the typesetters,
they having ISL pins to the good
when the game ended. The totals for
each side, were: Printers 1877 and
BARRIERS. 1896. The highest individ-
ual score was made by Walter NJ
Merrill of the News. who scored lSS in
the second game.
The BARRIERS totals for the three
games were. 472, 651 and 573. For
the printers, 547, 725 and COS, the
latter thus winning each game as
well as the game proper. ollie Ban
niser acted as referee. and DR.. Lindsay
Chas. Kerstetter and Leon ]. Chap
man kept the scores. The prize for
which the game was played was an
ice cream supper at Lutes Parlors,
the losing side to furnish the where
with necessary for such a treat The
BARRIERS were game and fulfilled
their part well.
During the entire game the large
crowd ont to witness the sport kept
the players enthused by the cheers
and shouts for their favorite player
and though the boys were ratified
many times they all did well under
the circumstances. The printers
made the challenge some time ago
and the BARRIERS not being anxious
to allow their fellow companions the
privilege OF growing over them with
out just cause, duly accepted the offer
Of the boys from the printshops and
did their best to hold their own. The
game had been looked forward to for
some time and those who witnessed
it were given the worth of their
time and the trip through the rain
Several of the men on each team were
new men at the business and consid-
ering the practice they have had did
remarkably well.
The latest movement in the bowl
ing line is the organization of a
league composed of five teams. 1t
will be perfected in few days when
the sport will commence in earnest.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

II there is one thing, more than an
other that makes us mad, It is 10
hear a man condemn some public
body, organized for the advancement
of the city. whose directors give all
their spare time and money to the ad-
vancement of the city's prosperity.
a few DAYS ago we heard a gentle
man. who unfortunately for the city.
gives little of his time for the public
uplift. who questioned whether a GER
tain body was accomplishing any
thing. We took occasion to enlfght-
en- him as much as we were able on
the matter. Men, especially those
who profit by the work of their fell
lows and who have manifested no de
sire to help along things for the mn
building of a community. should be
the last 10 utter criticism of those
who do subsibize their own inter-
ests TO work for the public
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07
Estal
BARGAINS

No. 331 Ten acres of good alli1
miles from Grand Juneilot
good condition to set 10 oI'A'
$1,000.
No. 244 SiX-room house on y
Street. lawn, shade trees I
s1.650.
No. GIG Twenty acres three
from city, 5 acres in orcail.
acres of alfalfa, 20 shares o. " "
No. 292 Ten acres in the ~
peach belt,( plowed and Ie.s
set to trees. water aSs. g,
paid. easy terms i,sys
We have a large list oil PlvlJ
to trade including 10 acres '.
the Price ditch, rooming house =
room modern house, fine rss, -.
lots. an alfalfa ranch and an W
If you wish to trade call and 81 >
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

The poisoner OF dumb brutes in our
estimation would commit almost any
crime in the criminal calendar. A
man who, to injure his neighhor.
would poison a horse or COW or even a
dog. Is pretty low down in the human
scale. We believe that the horses of
Mr. HoslSins We're poisoned and il
ought not TO take much labor to dis
cover the doer of the foul deed. Some
low grained brute doubtless was the
perpetrator OF the crime II matters
not what seeming justification for re
aliation against a neighbor there is
in the mind OF man. he should not
permit his enmity to oNpend itself
upon dumb animals. 1t would be ten
times as manly to meet the man
against whom something Is held on
the public thoroughfare and pitch
right into him. but towards who do
such dirty eowardly acts us poisoning
live stock, are not usually the kind
that care to meet an enemy openly
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07
NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR
RtTDINiENTARY STUDIES.

7 NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR .
/. RUDIMENTARY STUDIES. .
!. One minute a day. five min .
!. utes week. about three (.
= hours in the aggregate for the .
centre school year, is the average .
T time allotted pupil in the pub .
i lie schools of Denver for read .
]. ing aloud. Is it any wonder .
! that many of them fail to learn .
= TO read well2
!. 1t is the same with arithme- .
= tic. and the same with geogra-
= ply The average length of .
J recitations Is twenty-five min .
!. utes a day, and the average .
]. class contains twenty-five pu- .
J. pills. So a minute a day is the .
!. average for each pupil: and in .
J. the five days constituting a =.
]. school week child has only .
!. FIVE minutes to participate in .
= any other way than as a list .
j ner in the work given to a par .
!. ticular study whether il be .
1. reading, arithmetic. geography .
: or anything else. .
+ A few days ago the princi- .
!. pal of one of the best conducted .
! grade schools in the city. while .
= showing two visitors through .
I the school, Remarked that there .
= was not sufficient time in the .
= regular work of the class for .
!. special effort in testing the .
! knowledge of the pupils or to .
: awaken their interest. The few .
! minutes available had to be .
: given TO the subject Immediate .
7 ly at hand. The reason for this .
i was found. he said, in the fact .
+ that there was so much to do in .
!. the course of school day that .
I teachers and pupils could not .
= see through II all If they gave .
I. a particular study like reading, .
J. for instance. all the time .
7 really deserved. .
= II was an illustration in :
/ point. When the time allotted .
+ for reading is but one minute .
+ day to each pupil. there is not :
+ much opportunity for careful .
I study of the subject matter or .
i for real drill. Both teacher :
7 and pupils must hurry forward .
I. and take up something else, .
/ which the crowded curriculum .
! Of the school makes obligatory .
i In this lack of time for thor .
i ough work one may see why so .
7 much of the instruction in the .
i public schools of all parts of .
I. the United States is unsatisfac- .
! tory. The pupils go through .
! school acquiring a superficial .
y knowledge of many things and .
= thorough Information about .
= practically nothing. -Denver .
!. Republican. .
].
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

Men and women who eondone
crime and assist those who should
suffer, to escape their just punish
ment. are generally paid back In their
own coin, sooner or later
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

All Masons are requested to meet
at Masonic hall at one o'clock sharp
Sunday to attend the funeral of our
deceased brother, George r. Gar
rison.
j. w. THOMAS. w. NJ.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

Those who have some sort of faith
in Dowieism, have been disallusioned,
by the expose of the inner life of the
prophet Elijah III.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

Don't fret about the rain and lit
mud, 1t all has it's place in the econ
omy of nature. There'll be plenty Of
days of sunshine the balance of the
year.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

This is the year of promise in the
Grand Valley, You can make II all
your anticipation suggests. if you Will
work to that end.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

J. w. Lawrence. of State Agricul-
tural college at FIT. Collins is in the
city today in connection with expert
ment station work and the interests
of ihn nnllnon
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

The close of the present fiscal year
of the city sees the finances in most
excellent shape.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

Don't forget your smudging piles
we are right in the danger period of
the year
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07
THE SENTINEL

Entered at the postohice in Grand
Junction. Colo, as I'd class matter.
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

There was a steady downpour OF
rain nearly all night and during thc
early part of the forenoon. From
all reports the rain was general
The daily sentinel., 1906-04-07

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
TO STAY 800
CHARGED TO SHEA
Teamsters' Chief Planned to Blow
Up Strike Breakers, Kelly
~. Says.

journal Special Service.
Chicago, Dec. IL. Shea, the tczar,'
and the high priest of .ssl ugging,''
has been branded as Shea, the dyna-
inter- in Judge Balls court.
Evidence of. sensational nature show.
ing that Shea concocted plot to blow
up with dynamite 300 strike-break-
ers quartered in building at 20 Lake
street, during the teamsters' strike, was
spread before the jury in q manner
which gave thrills to spectators.
Michael F. Kelly told the dynamite
story. Kelly was " timekeeper'' for
the "sluggers = and pickets.
Shea $ plan to destroy the strike
breakers headquarters, he asserted.
failed because The strike leader coulG
not find anybody willing to carry out
the plot. = 81 S
The dynamiter incident furnished the
climax in a day Of astounding revela-
tions connected with the strike VIC.
lence. These range from detailed
account of the distribution of knives
to "sluggers by Shea's orders. to a
recital Of brutal attacks planned in
shea's "schoo1 for sluggers,''' carried
out at night by fifty selected 3fstrong
arm ~ men. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
NO TROOPS NEEDED
Adjutant General Was Preparing for
Emergency Call.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal.
.sn Watsrtom n1P;c s. ,,1 D., Dec adjutant
Deadwood announcing that the threatenaI s+rsra
Of Homestake miners has been declared of.
and that further prepare lions for sending froons
been quietly made for taking three comnan nsa
Of the South ~ pak9ta a national from the
Ca easf she OF the river and two from the Hills
ders to be ready for duty have been secra ~
issued, but all such were today annuIled ~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
STARVED FOR GOLD:
DIED WITH IT NEAR
New York Doctor Who Denied
Himself to Amass Wealth,
Dead. ~
Journal Special Service.

Journal Special Service.
Troy, N. Y, Dec. 12.-Surrounded nv
his bags Of gold which had been the
idol Of his mind for years, DR.. Frederick
Goessling has been found dead in his
wretched apartments at 1876 Ferry
street. Physicians say that death had
been caused by starvation. His wealth
is estimated at 100000. ~
For years Goessling was known as a
mlser among the people of the vicinity.
He took his meals at the cheapest res
taurants in the Ferry way, and the lit
tie clothing that he purchased was of
the poorest texture. Recently he had
refused to buy food because it cost too
much. - =. .t,...4{ - = - -, '
DR.: Goessling was go years of age,
and he came to- this country from Ger.
| many when a young man. He gradu-
ated from a German university and took
a course in the University Of Pennsvl-
yania Dr.. Goessling was also educated
for the ministry and for several wears
ne was preacher of a Lutheran Trinity
church in this city. In 1873 he re-
turned to Germany and continued his
studies in medicine. 49,.
On his second trip to this country he
decided to practice his profession and
opened an office in this city. He was
familiar fa3l with several Languages and
could converse in French, German and
Italian. He was always aaman Of prac-
tlcal business methods and1 owned sew
eral valuable pieces Of property. =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
SUGAR REBATERs FINED
Penalties of 100000 Imposed on Com
panies That Pleaded Guilty. g. =

New York, Dec. 12.-Fines aggre-
eating $4,000 have been imposed by
Judge Holt in the United States cir.
cult court upon the American Sugar
Refining company and the Brooklyn
Cooperage company, after the defend
ants, thru counsel, had pleaded guilty
to indictments charging the acceptance
OF rebates on sugar shipments in VIC
lation Of the Elkins anti-rebate act.
The sugar refining company was fined
$4,000 and the cooperage company
$4,000. H. - -, . : - - j
After the fines were imposed, United
States District Attorney Stimson, who
conducted the prosecution, told the
court that he thought the amount of
the fines assessed was sufficiently large
to act as a deterrent to rebaters in
the future and that the government
would consent to the remainder of the
indictments against the American
Sugar Refining company and the Brook
lyn Cooperage company being dis
missed. Judge Holt granted a motion
dismissing the other indictments. ~.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12

The Christmas Present;
Column on the Want Page, will he
of great assistance to you in buyin9
your presents. = - -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
CIGARET SLAVE IS DEAD
Indiana Man Who Smoked 100000
Nails Passes Away.
Journal Special Service.

Hammond, Ind, Dec. 12.-Julius
Persky. aged As years, a cigaret fend,
is dead at his boarding house in this
city. At the inquest some startling
facts were revealed. His friends say
that he smoked on an average nearly
a hundred cigarets a day for thirty
years and had probably consumed near
ly half a million Of them He bought
them in 1000 lots in Chicago and had
them shipped here, not being able to
buy them in Indiana. He Was never
without a cigaret in his mouth. Be-
fore he went to bed at night, before
he dressed in the morning, during his
sleep he got up and smoked. By his
deathbed box of $500 cigarets was
found.
Persky's death was shocking. He
arose. to go to his work, and after
smoking a cigaret, complained of a
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
COP NABS A SPEED MANIAC
Climbs on Russell A., Alger's Machine
and Takes Him to Station.

ana takes Him to Station.
Journal Special Service. .,,.-... ..-
New York, Dec. 12.-Russell A. AL
ger, Jr., clubman, sportsman, automo-
bile manufacturer and son Of General
Russell A. Alger, former senator from
Michigan, rode up Broadway alone in
motor car. s5-,.-
Bicycle Policeman England saw an
oncoming cloud and held up his hand,
but, instead Of halting, the motorist
lodged behind car and turned on the
power, A cluster of pedestrians
blocked the way and speed had to be
reduced, but only for an instant. Eng
land by this time overhauled the ma
chine and leaped On the rear Of Mr..
Ayers car. He held on tight and be-
gan to climb. England had scrambled
over the tonneau when the car had
gone four blocks. He compelled MI.
Alger to stop, and took him to the sta
cell and remained there an hour he
fore he was bailed out.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
PEDDLERs IN DEEP WATER
Stale Egg Vendors Fined-Another
Charge Hanging Over Them

Special to The Journal.
saltwater '5Iay MIMI. Dec; 1.-THE stale egg
William Mackey, who had planned to clean a nn.
neat sum at 80 cents a dozen, came to grief
today; Mekegeny and Mackey pleaded guilty
license for peddling and were fined So and q
costs They all pleaded not guilty to Violating ing
bonds. e1u $ uAuei
:, The Amateur Athletic association, which col
aad some time heig is about to
purpose. Many, mature citizens, as well az
young %5g men, viii be eligible for membership.
AFTERNOON uoh from moqp s will be held
Maple street. Rev. Mr.. Waltz VIII nftieiata ~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12

pain in his heart His landlady want
ed to send for doctor, but, he said a
cigaret would fix him. It did. He
fell on the bed and doubled up in
cramp and. died before medical aid
could reach him.
During the past two months Persky
mad not been able to eat thing, hav-
ing lived entirely on cigarets and
mixture of water and pure alcohol. He
spent all his money on cigarets and
alcohol: The coroner's verdict was
death from cigarets. .'....0
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
; WOMAN KILLED AT CROSSING
Covered Carriage in Which She Was
Riding Was Struck by Train,

ELK POINT, S. D.-Mrs William Bridggie,
wife Of a prominent farmer living near Beres-
train at Beresford while trying to cross the
track in covered carriage, and instantly
killed. --~- -.
James Norton Jr., the 17-year-old son of
James Norton. prominent settler is dead of
diabetes, being sick only four days. He was
school.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12
CAsTELLANE CASE SUBMITTED

Paris. Dec. 12.-The arguments of counsel
For the Castelane creditors were finished today
before the tribunal of first instance of the
Seine. A decision will be rendered shortly.
IOWA FALLS, IoWA-John Dressler. who
was treated to coat of tar and feathers for
alleged abuse of his wife, has sued his neigh
bOrS for 1000 each.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1906-12-12

!. 70 leaYen is to make light. 10
Hunts Perfect Baking Powder. II
Arizona republican., 1906-07-08

:t state of perplexity for short time until it shall learn what its principles are to be. It knew what MT. Bryan's views were ten years ago. six years ago. and even as late as a year ago
 Since then it has heard rumors or a encouragement o' H's views. He has intimated in more or less sloillfully yelled interviews that when one is a child he thinks as a child. but when he becomes a man he puts away child ish things. Tn other statements MT. Bryan has congratulated public senti- ment in this country on having reached the point at which he stood ten years ago. but he has not given definite as surance that he is still there-whether
 :e has advanced or receded
Arizona republican., 1906-07-08
MIR. BRYAN's ACCEPTANCE.

Mir. Bryan's magnanimity in saying in London only a few nights ago that he did not desire to be considered the who,e thing in connection with the democratic nomination is somewhat tarnished in the light shed by the letter received by former Chairman Jones. Before the Conservative Force had generously put forth Messrs. Hearst, Folk and Bailey as men whose claims upon the party were equal to his own. a letter was already on the way to Mr. Jones, practically accepting the nomi- nation two years before the national convention.
 Whatever conditions are imposed in the letter are binding upon the party. It must behave itself in the meantime It must keep itse'f clean and unspotted. and rid itself of all taint of safety and sanity
 The letter to MT. Jones is not only an acceptance of the nomination but is also a due and legal notice to the party that MT. Bryan will again assume the construction of it's platform and the readjustment of it's principles.
 Meanwhile the party will remain in
Arizona republican., 1906-07-08

It may be imagined that the Asso- ciated Press will inquire into the cir cumstances surrounding the sending out from Tucson the fragment of that letter from President Roosevelt. The complaint He has been placed before the country in a false light in matter which has become of national breadth. He has been made to appear by the suppression of a part of his letter and the publication of another part to be saying one thing and doing another.
Arizona republican., 1906-07-08

Don't leave the city for mountain or beach without having The RePub- lican accompany you. 1t will be a long daily letter from home. You will be lonesome without 1t.