Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-09-14

mustaches so that they will look old
fashioned. The poor fellows do not
know what to do about it.
Jack Pelay stole bottle of wine,
threw it at a girl in the Globe Hotel.
knocking her down. That's all, except
what Judge Linck does to him this
afternoon. ."-Tacoma Neos.
A man Juggling aroupg the country
such a name as Pelay, who would
commit crime that would enable a
judge by the name OF Linck to sentence
him, deserves all punishment that is
allotted him.
There is a class of women who, if
you attempt to treat them with
civility and amiability, imagine that
you have designs upon them. They
are fools. There is q class of men
also who can see in little courtesy
to the opposite sex the incentive to an
intrigue or amour. They are more
contemplate and bigger fools than the
prudish woman.
A woman dressed in plaid from the
crown OF her head to the sole of her
foot, and carrying q plaid umbrella,
entered local bank the other day and
told the cashier she would like to ex-
change some gold money for some
plaid paper bills, so that it would be
in harmony with her dress. She was
informed that the bank could not &C
commodate her, and she left the build.
ing in a very sorryiul manner.
There is a big domestic row in a
certain street in Olympia. A married
woman discovered letter in her hus-
bands pocket from . woman who
signed herself "Laura." Then she
went among her neighbors and showed
the letter. Of course every woman
declared that che suspected something
OF the sort. The husband is locked
out of home, and there the matter
stands for the present. The episode
has stirred up lot of gossip, which
the women are rolling as . sweet
morsel under their tongues.
Don't forget to advertise. Barnum
said the road to wealth was through
printers ink. Don't use stencils,
when you can procure neat placards
at your home paper Office. Printers
work is moro attractive, besides it
gives him . chance to live, and boost
the town on . full stomach. A news.
paper man must eat, as we'll as other
mortals, and he will repay all kindness
shown him, in the local department,
when you make q trip away from
home. Mr.. Merchant, give him your
ad. to-day. Now is the accepted time.
Bronson, editor and proprietor of
the Goldield Sun, who is having
trouble in that Nevada mining camp,
used to work on the P..I. He slso at
one time run . paper in Dawson. He
tried to purchase the press OF the
Kent Journal, for his paper in Tono.
pah, which is also named the Sun, but
the deal was declared off for some rea.
son. Some time ago, when 1 was 10
Tonopah, Bronson was implicated with
some mining deal OF shady character,
and the whole thing was exposed by
the Miner Of Tonopah, reliable and
influential paper there.
A law should be enacted at the next
Legislature. prohibiting married wo-
men, who have husbands to support
them, from working away from home.
A married woman's place is home, not
filling public clerkships, or holding
any situation in public life at all. She
can find enough work doing her duties
at home, if she desires to work. An
other thing; euch women take si,ua.
tions from young girls who must work
to help their parents as we'll as them.
selves. A married man who allows his
wife to work away from home, for the
sake OF the few dollars she may earn,
is d poor man, in my estimation.
The other day we'll. known rounder,
somewhat the worse for q discolored
eye, walked into a saloon on Main
! street, where he met q number of his
| friends.
Hello, Jim," exclaimed one OF the
men at tue bar, whats the matter
with your eye? Been getting. into
trouble?"
go, no." replied the man, that's a
birthmark."
"a birthmsrkw p said the first speak.
er in surprise, you did not have it q
few days ago. How do you account
for a birthmark appearing at this
time of life?"
"Well," answered Jim, by way of
explanation, otis like this: You see,
l went over to Vancouver, B. c., on
the boat, from Seattle, the other night,
and on the trip got into the wrong
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