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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
PROPONENTS HELD FOR COSTS
Judge Sears Makes His Formal Order
In Seth r. Winch viii
Cr-e

Judge Sears has made formal order
that the Will of Seth r Winch, which is
known as the lost will" shall not be
admitted to probate; also that its propon-
ents 4. L. Reed and Frank w. Foster
shall pay the costs of the suit tried in his
court last summer. The losers I'm the
decision are allowed forty days TO file q
bill of exceptions.
The will now denied probate by the dis
trict court is the one that was mislaid fol
two or three years by Elmer E. Thomas
1t was found on the day that Judge Sears
was to sign his decree in the case. and nc
formal order has been made until nov
touching it, Attorneys for proponents are
preparing 10 carry the case further.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
FONTANELLES A HAPPY LOT
Saturday Nights Session Leaves Bunch
Of 1issatishsd ehisfs
rlERcEs1 SORT OF HARMONY PREVAILS
Member, who Were Counted out Are
Wondering why and Others
Are Just ss Ener-
Eetic in Kickina.

Since the ebullition Of noise produced by
the Fontanelle club endorsements Saturday
night subsidized, the lesser chiefs in the
wigwam have been doing a little cold, calm
discussing and the effect produced AMONG
them has not been cheering. The trouble
in the medicine making was too many can
didates. For every job in sight a bunch
of Indians reached forth eager hands, and
1t developed that the governor who did
not have a desire for some old ONCE did
not exist.
over nearly every Office was a pretty
struggle. with so many favorite sons IN
the field that the only way the necessary
two-thirds ma iority could be secured was
by a process Of eliminating the low candi-
dates on successive ballots. With the aid
of this plan formal endorsements were
made. but much ill-feeling and hatred en-
gendered.
Even with this arrangement the comp
troller and three councilmanic places had
to 60 over to the next meeting. as neither
the executive committee nor the board Of
governors felt strong enough to conclude
the game Saturday night.
Choosing the Councilman.
Besides, the executive committee failed to
make any recommended at all for
Twelfth wards and let the board fight 1t
out as best they could. The choice of the
executive committee for the Ninth ward,
Ernest Johnson. was turned down by the
governors and c. J. Peterson selected in
stead, to the discontinue of Councilman
Charles S. Huntington, G. S. Benawa and
George D. Rice, all of whom were candi-
dates Huntington especially is disap-
pointed as he has been one Of the founders
and hard workers in the organization.
In the Tenth ward the club could not
prevail on Fred Stubendorf to be coun-
cilmanic candidate; in the Seventh ward,
after informally deciding 20 turn down
Councilman Charles 5. Dybali. c. S. Hay
ward, the first choice, could not be reached
to ascertain whether he would stand. w.
W. Bingham was the favorite for the
council from the Second ward, but the club
feared he might lean too much to the op-
posite faction and preferred TO take week
TO roping Mr.. Bingham in securely.
Three counclmanic Recommendations
Plumb, George Hurst and Frank Crawford
fell upon men not even members of the
club which has created wrath in the
breasts Of not a few members.
What John n. Westberg thinks about il
after being turned down for comptroller
has not been given out
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
Attention. 1. O. O. Y.

All members of Dannebrog lodge No. 2ls
are requested TO meet at their hall, 22d
and Cunning Sts.. Thursday, Jan. %, at !
p. m. sharp to participate in the funeral
Of our late brother, NJ. S. Mathieson. Mem
bers of other lodges invited
SEFCS SCRLAND, n. G.
A. p. HANSEN Sec
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
Mrs. stevens Dismissed.

Mrs. Mary Stevens was discharged in DO
lice court Monday morning after being tried
on the charge of arson, the complaint hav-
ing been filed by j. p. Richards, a roomeI
at the Stevens house zoos Farnam street.
II was alleged fire started at the Stevens
place a week in the three parts of the house
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

Via Chicago Great Western railway 70
points within $50 miles Tickets on sale
every Saturday and Sunday TO April !, 1906
Good returning the following Monday. Low
rates to other points on sale every Friday.
For full information apply TO II. H
Churchill @. A, 1872 Farnam St.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

Meet at Eagle hall, lo7 South Fourteenth
street. Tuesday, January %, at / p. m, to
attend the funeral of our late brother
Axel Pierson. Services will be held al
Swedish Methodist church, Nineteenth and
Burt streets. at p. IN.
BY order of the president.
D. w. CANON Secretary
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

City Attorney John p. Breen, FontanelIe
endorsee for the republican nomination for
the ONCE he now holds, yesterday an
nounced his platform" He said IL con-
tanned just five words and Is, BE just and
fear not" lie was asked if the text was
original, but declined TO express an opinion
He fears, however, that some other candi-
date may steal his platform, he sprung
II first
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

Merchant Tailors' National Protective as.
ISOLATION at Cambridge Springs. Pa. Re-
duced rates via Erie r. r. Jan. 81 to Feb.
TO- Beautiful souvenir free on applicat ton
to ]. A. Dolan, r. p A. Erie R. r., Railway
Exchange, Chicago.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

II the firms from wnlcn you bay your
goods, Mr.. Business Man know how Omaha
is growing, wouldn't 1t help your stand
ing? Send zach copy OF the New Year
Jubilee Edition OF The Bee. 1t will helm
you-it will help Omaha
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
The Bee Publishing Co., Omaha, Neb.
One Fare for the Round Trip.

simultaneously The evidence failed to b
such as TO warrant a conviction.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
Attenfinn- Eagles.

Altstadt still administers justice at the
"old stand. 433-434 Paxton block.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

shriver & Bruening, dentists. IS Barker blk
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23
STREET CAR MAIL SERVICE

Diamonds. Premier. 18th and DodE. SITS
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

Bee Want Ads Produce ResultA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1906-01-23

Il was reported from the Packers Ma
tional bank that the city han bonds hav
been forwarded 70 their eastern bankin
connection for delivery. 1t is not likel
that Splitter Co. will take UP the Who'll
issue at once, but will pay for them a
suits their convenience.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
JokERs PUT SNAKE IN. JUG.
Scheme to Save Drunkard Makes Him
Maniac.

Z ~.
BY placing a live snake in water
jug, fellow harvest hands made a raw.
ing maniac OF Peter Deuser, on the
farm of Joseph Andover, near Water.
vile, Wash.
Deuser had been in America but
three months. He left Germany while
under the effects Of liquor, according
to his explanation. and he had been
trying to drown his disappointment
over his escapade in drink. He was
just recovering from q spree when
his companions conceived the idea that
to place snake in the water jug
might teach Deuser a lesson. A harm
less reptile was captured. deposited Ii
the Jug, and corked up.
Deuser's thirst caused him to seek
the jug, and the jokers watched his
actions with great interest. He re-
moved the cork and had the jug with
in two inches Of his lips, when the
head Of the reptile emerged. With .
wild scream Deuser hurled the jug
to the ground and ran until he reached
the Columbia river, six miles distant
He plunged into the stream and
Tapped the water like dog. He was
wading into deep water when his pur.
suers captured him.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
HE HAD DONE WELL
sIsULous INDIVIDUAL FELT
RIGHT TO be GLAD.
His Efforts to upIift 4 Fellow Mortal
Succeeded Beyond His Widest
Hopes, or So He Imagined.

There are many subdivisions OF
New York society, viewing It In Its
larger sense. One Of them Is COM
posed Of Remittance Men" One OF
these is Richard Davis, an Englishman
by birth and education, but a New
Yorker and an American by adoption
and experience, says the New York
Press. It is not, known just why Davis
Is kept away from his native land,
possibly it was an army scrape, but
however this may be, he receives his
remittance regularly. And when he
gets his remittance he always cele.
brates, and when he celebrates he
does most ridiculous things.
Davis received his check one day
last week, and after settling all his
bills he made the round Of his favor
ite cafes. Late in the afternoon he
left one place and as he got to the
sidewalk he saw leaning against a
lamp post the seediest, frowsiest look
ing mortal that could be imagined.
The mans unkempt hair hung down
upon his greasy coat collar. His rag
ged trousers scarcely met his shoe
tops, his shoes were down at the heel
and his faded coat was several sizes
too small.
Davis stopped and regarded this be-
ing witk close attention. Then, walk
ing up to him with his six feet two OF
stature towering high above the
stranger, he looked him over critical
ly from top to bottom, turned him
gently around as he might clothing
dummy on pedestal, stepped back a
few feet to get the full effect, and re-
marked with decision:
well, you are certainly the limit"
The individual against the lamp post
was dumfounded. Words evidently
forsook him. He merely gazed at his
critic as if at an escaped lunatic.
Davis Strengthened himself into the
attitude of drill sergeant, and look
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
Tree That Gives Liaht.

Among freaks OF nature in trees
there stands conspicuous one known
as the Asiatic star tree. It is enor-
mously tall, growing to q height OF
from 60 feet to so feet, while from the
ground up to q distance OF about 40
feet the trunk Is perfectly bare. From
that point there spring number Of
tangled limbs. which shoot out clus-
ters Of long, pointed leaves. and It is
these, grouped together, that emit at
night clear, phosphorescent light.
This gives the tree a spectral appear
ance. and is very deceiying to travel
ers, who frequently mistake the glow
for an Illuminated window Of house.
The light is not brilliant, but Is Of
sufficient strength to allow Of news
paper being read BY it. It does not
flicker, but glows steadily from sunset
to daybreak.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27

eWeII, You Are Certainly the Limit"
ing his victim sternly in the eye, called
in stentorian military tones:
"Forward-march!"
AS If from force of habit the hobo
fell into step and started OF, with
Davis following. Straight down
Eighth avenue this strangely con-
trasted pair marched, till arriving in
front of a clothing store, Davis gave
the order:
Halt"
The stranger obeyed.
Fright about face: forward
march!" called Davis.
The tattered being marched. In the
midst of a group Of tables stacked
high with clothing Davis ordered:
Halt"
Handing $40 bill to an astonished
salesman he said, calmly: rig my
fren' out in proper style"
The salesman Immediately went to
work, while Davis stepped back and
watched the enjoyment Of the tramp's
transformation. In few minutes the
adornment of His Tatters was COM
plete, and again the order was given:
E forward
Again this singular procession ap-
peared on the street, this time headed
for barber shop.
"Give geu'man hair cut, shave,
shampoo and keep the change" was
Davis order to the dazed barber, hand
ing him a So bill. The barber did
not like the job. but the money tempt
ed him. Davis sat down in a chair
Immediately behind, but ere long the
liquor began to affect him and IN a
few minutes he was asleep. So sound
was his slumber that even the lumber
ing steps OF the renovated man as he
shuff1ed out Of the shop with q grin
at his sleeping savior failed to arouse
him. A minute after the tramp de-
parted a man who looked like cler-
gyman and who seemed to be in a
great hurry entered and took seat
in the chair recently vacated by the
tramp. He was just having the last
deft touches put to his fine mustache
when Davis awoke.
As Davis eyes sought the chair his
ragged friend had occupied they i'm
mediately expanded. It was evident
he doubted the evidence Of His own
eyesight. Finally smile Of proud de.
light spread over his face. Arising
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
THE STORY.

COMETHING in the voices issuing
= from the tent caused Caleb to stop
short and listen. He had been wan
dering through the camp, his heart
burdened and troubled by the unhappy
state Of the people, for, deaf to the
words of encouragement and cheer
which he and Joshua and Moses had
spoken, they had refused to believe
aught but evil concerning the prom.
ised land. All night long the sound
of weeping was heard and in discon.
solate tones the people talked togeth.
er, so that sleep came to few, save the
children. It is not strange that amidst
this distress and commotion Caleb
could not rest and at last he had wan.
dered forth aimlessly, going hither
and thither through the camp, and
everywhere he had gone the same dis
tressing scenes and sounds had greet
ed him. Ere he realized It he had
rached the extreme south edge OF the
camp, where the tribes Of Reuben,
Simeon and Cad had pitched their
tents. on to his left as he faced the
tabernacle court his own tribe, with
those OF Manasseh and BENJAMIN, lay
encamped, and against the dark blue
of the distant horizon he could see the
dim outlines Of the sea Of tents. Could
It be, he asked himself, that these
people who had come so far and suf-
fered SO much were now to refuse to
enter the land which God had prom
ised to give them, and to which he
had SO faithfully led them? Surely
the present distress and fear would
pass and they would follow their lead
ers and take possession Of the land.
The night Of weeping you'd end In
brighter outlook in the morning, he
thought
"How can they look upon the dis
tant light from the Cloudy Pillar and
fail to trust God?" he exclaimed, as
Ills eyes swept over the great sea OF
tents and at last rested upon the soft,
glowing light which hung like thing
or life in the heavens. He knew It
marked the place Of entrance to the
tabernacle court, and that Moses and
Aaron were there, and he wondered
II they, too, were spending a night of
vigil and knew Of the mourning in the
camp. AS be thought thus the impulse
seized him to seek them out.
Il viii go and tell them what have
Deen and heard" he exclaimed, as he
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
DR.. F. JULIUS IlEINTZ,

Tenders his professional services t.
lhe, people Of the parish.
Office and residence: Abita Springs,
next to the postoffice. Phone 1872.
Private diseases specially.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27

upon the ground to dry would, In
stead, mean that It would rot and be
rendered valueless.
Therefore, long fences are built In
rows reaching right across wide fields
and to these the grass IL brought In
carts. In the daytime the hay ia
tossed about on the ground; but
towards evening It is all carefully
hung upon the fences to dry. In very
damp weather It remains all day on
the fences. The peasants say "our
women and men do the same work,
only while the women hang out
clothes, the men hang out hay" to
dry.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27

and strengthening himself 90 best 10
could he clapped the dignified clergy.
man on the shoulder and exclaimed
joyfulIy:
.Say, old sport, never would have
believed new suit Of clothes and q
few razor scrapes would have come 80
near making a man out Of you!''
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
Yankee ostrIches.

Twenty-three years have elapsed
since the first American ostrich farm
was started. There are to-day 200 Of
the birds In the United States. OF
which 1 $40 are ii Arizona, the re-
mainder being IN California, Florida
and Arkansas. More than half Of
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
REBELLION IN
THE CAMP
SlXTEENTH-h Cloud and Pillar Series
A STORY or TIE WILDERNESS JOURNEY
OF THE HEBREW PEOPLE
By the "tIishway and Byway" Preacher
pa& st5E IT,.
SERMoNETTE.

Two things in this chapter
command our attention. First,
the tragedy Of lost opportun-
. ity; and second, the pressmp-
ton and folly Of attempting to
) force an entrance to a door
which God has shut. As we read
} this chapter we stand amazed
at the blindness and weakness
) Of the children Of Israel in the
face Of SO great opportunity, but
) here do we not find exempIified
failure that is all too common
to-day in the Christian exps-
rience? We sit In Judgment
upon the rebeIIious Hebrews
and declare their conduct mex
pIicabIe and inexcusabIe, even
while we ourselves are refusing
to 90 forward in faith and enter
the great door Of opportunity
which God has set before US.
We see the giants Of opposition
and persecution, and the walled
cities Of difficulty and trial. We
forget Gods power and Gods
faithfuIness, and cry the giants
cannot be overcome, and the
walled cities cannot be over
thrown. We turn from the open
door. Our opportunity is lost.
Then comes the second chap
ter In this sad recital. We
awaken to q consciousness Of
the mistake we have made, Of
what we have lost, and regard
less Of the conscious lack Of
Gods presence with 10, yea,
often In the face Of his warning
voice, we plunge forward, deter
mined by our own will and ef-
fort to recover. the lost oppor-
tunity, the lost blessing. Then
comes disaster and defeat, and
It is only as we In humility and
repentance follow the Lord
through the wilderness Of
discipline that we can ever hope
to come aoain to the place Of Oh.
portunity and blessing.
The promised land Of better
tbinos II a,wavs worth 17ohtinu
for.
it Il true Of spiritual al well
a Of temporal thinqs that "there
IL = tide in the affairs Of men !
fthe eoui) which. taken at the ,
flood, leads on to fortune."
Soul within thee, is there 4
stirrinu for = better life. which
the voice Of self is seeking to !.
atlfie? II conscience SAVING:
"YieId to God: follow him?n .
While seif cries. A.Let IN cl,oose
another CAPTAIN. Let us 40 back .
TO the Eoypt Of the old Iife?D
LET faith triumph and lead YOU !
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
THOUGHT II WAS a BIRD.
Parrots Fluent Talk Surprise te
Green lrishman.

An Irishman in Boston who had
made money in the contracting busi-
ness sent to Ireland for a younger
brother, who landed at Charlestown,
and was taken around to see the
sights. Passing through park the
greenhorn saw a parrot that had es.
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27

thep are the progeny Of a single pair.
mated In Arizona In 1891.
During the last five years there has
been great boom in ostrich feathers.
This country is one Of the largest con.
sumers Of the product. Saturday
Evening Post. "a
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
Want an Executioner.

Danish authorities have been adver
tising for 70 reliable and sturdy exc.
cutioner.' The late practitioner has
retired because he can no longer WELD
the heavy ar. 81
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27

capped from It's cage, and was perched
on the limb of a tree.
what purity bird; I would like
to catch that" he said.
The brother tried to stop him, but
he climbed the tree. and started to
crawl out on the limb, when the par
rot said: "Well, what is it,"
Excuse me, sor,'' the greenhorn
fastened to say, Il thought ye wur .
bird"
St. Tammany farmer., 1906-10-27
HAY HUNG OUT 70 DRY.
How the Crop 10 Gathered In Rainy
Parts Of Norway.

One Of the most peculiar harvest
scenes in the world Is to be witnessed
in some parts Of Norway. Those are
districts in which the rainfall is ex.
cessive, a common "boast" Of the coun,
try folk there being, "We are sure to
have one dry day in year.
When the hay is cut, to leave It
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1906-02-26
FORMER SPEAKER
HENDERSON DEAD.
Was Popular Represen.
tative in Cong ress
for Twenty Years.
DRAMATIC EXIT
FROM PUBLIC LIFE
Like Most Men in Politics, Col.
Henderson Had Built Up an
Army of Enemies at
Home Who Couldn't /
Dislodge /
(By Associated Press.)

@AoSCSAthASI
DUBUQUE, IOWA, February 25.. .-yayiSt
B. Henderson, formerly speaker of ths
National House of Representatives, died
this afternoon at Mercy Hospital, OF
paresis; which attacked him nine months
ago. Colonel Henderson begal to sink
Friday afternoon, rallied Saturday morn-
ing. but in the afternoon lapsci INTO ur.-
consciousness and failed rapidly until the
end came. All of his FAM " except q
son In California, were at l;,c bedsitlc,
but Colonel Henderson was unable to
recognize any one but his wife Since a
week ago, except on Friday, when bo
partly regained his mental faculties.
Colonel Henderson was stricken with
paresis last May, and his condition. grew
SO grave that he was removed to IL lios-
pitai in September. His coau.t.rn re-'
mained unchanged except for the usual
period of such disease until week
ago last Friday. when he suffered am
other stroke which resulted In total blnd-
ness. The former speaker failed rapidly
physically and mentally, until Friday,
when his mental powers returned for a
few hours. followed by relapse which
ended in death.
The funeral will be held next Thursday,
with services in the Episcopal Church
under the auspices of the Grand Army.
Former Congressman George d. Per-
kins, of Sioux City. will deliver an eulogy.
The body is to lie in state on Thursday
at the church.