The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1906-02-19
KIvGW00l ARGUS
sTuNe BY A yellow JACKET
FEW GENTLE SLABS AT
j. sLlpELL.

In order that the readers OF the Vel
low Jacket may know that there still
exists in the world a white:liyered
Democratic editor. who would adyo
lcate murder If it would silence the
pen Of a man who dared to tell the
truth about the rotten stencil called
the Democratic party, we reproduce
! in full, the vile belclfng Of the dirty
hemale bawd who edits the West Wiz
ginia Argus, and who calls himself j
slidell Brown. He vomits thus:
"The Yellow jacket keeps barking
at the moon because Of its silvery rays
and growls and snaps and snarls all
day long at Democracy like a little
waller dog wanting the passers by to
notice It. In ancient times a common
sccold was taken out and ducked in
a frog pond two or three times or
their tongues split and their leg run
through it and we recommend similar
treatment for the crank that runs the
harangue machine down in the Tar
Heel section, and II that don't suffice,
let it be tar from head to heel and
plenty Of goose feathers thrown in"
The Yellow jacket wanting this
jackanapes to notice It! Why, bless
your life, sonny, If We owned a bench
legged dog that was dirty enough to
even try to use you fora watering post,
we'd strange 1t on sight. The Yellow
Jacket goes to tens Of thousands Of ap:
preciatlve readers where your mud
singing and smallpox pitted rag goes
to hundreds.
Maybe you'd like to come down in
the Tar Heel section and try your
hand on ducklng somebody. Maybe.
you'd like to steal the geese to pluck
the feathers which you suggest should
be used, you spraddlelegsed old dar.
lin. You think that because you get
out your little belly.aching rag once a
week, and write about two columns Of
hog wash talking about ducking some
body, that you're some pumpkins
but when you sit down to write for a
public newspaper a suggestion that a
Republican editor should be silenced,
by having murder done II need be,
your Democratic subscribers chuckle
In flendlsh glee at your braggadocio
and your tin.horn bravery.
But that sort Of STUFF doesn't go
these days where people think, West
Virginia has long been dominated by
just such cattle. It Is in West Wiz.
ginla that Republicans have been mur.
dered and their wives outraged by
lawless Democrats who are fed on such
blood.thirsty wind.pudling as slldell.
puts up when no knows he is a safe
distance from tho man he assails. He
Is safe, IL the hen coops in his neigh.
borhood are not. The yellow Jacket
somebody to notice 1t! Say,
Bud. the Yellow Jacket prints more
papers this issue, and sends them to
regular subscribers, than you will
print in I'VE years. ltisread all over
the United States. and the "little val
Ter dog you mention was your own,
image reflected from q barroom mir.
ror
We haven't time to skin all the
slsunks that turn their Juice on us, but
when one 81 lem taFks about tor and n =.
feathers; we stop tie press to am a
hounce that II YOU teel IKE tillipgi
y6 Ii Sre scFlnklon yoallI come down
IseiI furnish the tarSat yse atISiss
Won to malse your fipaa arrange
menl before You lease ilaiuel And
yoa'd better touch anpEher chicken
coop on your way down In order to
get the feathers-4 ellbv JoclSet