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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
TAKE YOUR WIFE ALONG.

A fig for un-uxorious, sardonic Ber-
nard Shaw,
Who sneers at love and marriage and
maternity-in-law.
For the burden of this humble but CO.
operative song
Is hang expense in traveling-and
take your wife along.
Oh, it's take your wife along
Don't be selfish like a shellfshi
Show her London and Hongkong.
Royal lips will smile to greet you,
Emperors will rush to meet you,
Kings will wine you,
Queens will dine you,
If you take your wife along!
Won't it be a nice sensation when in
London town you land
And the king comes down to meet at
the station with a band?
And among the naughty Germans
twill be comforting, somehow,
When the emperor shouts, "Pully! uud
you brought dot leedle fraui"
ON, It's take your wife along
Though it's trouble, paw for
double,
And you'll certainly Belong.
King and common, priest and
peasant,
Win attempt to make things pleas
ant,
From the steerage
To the peerage-
If you take your wife along!
Let the added Muse of Satire
wOman's vanity deride-
After all no decent honeymoon's com
plete without a bride;
And when so equipped for travel all
the world may come and cheer
AS you stop at famous capitals around
this girded sphere.
So, it's take your wife along
You had better not forget 'er!
Twould be rude as well as wrong,
How the dickens would you min,
gle
With the Royalty, if single?
1t is very
Necessary
That you take your wife along!
- Wallace Irwin in Life.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
DIsFIGURED WITH ECZEMA.
Brushed Scales from Face Like Pow
der-Worse Under Physicians
H,,+;o,,ra VKTorI1e Wo1darG


81 suffered with eczema six months.
I had tried three doctors, but did not
get any better. 1t was on my body
and on my feet so thick that l could
hardly put pin on me without touch
ing eczema. My face was covered,
my eyebrows came out, and then it got
in my eye. 1 then went to another
doctor. He asked me what was tax
ing for it, and l told him Cuticura. He
said that was very good thing, but
that he thought my face would be
marked for life. But Cuticura did Its
work, and my face is now just as clear
as it ever was. told all my friends
about my remarkable cure. l feel so
thankful 1 want everybody far and
wide to know what Cuticura can do.
1t is a sure cure for eczema. Mrs.
Emma White, 641 Cherrier Place, Cam
den, N j., April %, 1905"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered you?
Or, do you want to know something of the
composition and character of that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine
DR.. Pierce believes they have Q perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. So he
publishes szoadcast and on each bottle
wrapper. what his medicines are made Of
and vexjfes. y1nder-eath This he feela
he can we1-Afford TO do because the more
the ingredients of which his medicines
are made are studied and understood the
more VIII their superior cl.atiye Virtues
be a1lTeclaIeL
For the cure Of woman's peculiar weak
nesses. irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache. dragging-down pain or distress in
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
named. Outlines, with facilitating,
1elyic. catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms of weakness, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is most efficient remedy.
1t is equally effective III curing painful
DeriOds. in giving strength to nursing
mothers and in preparing the system of
the expectant mother for baby's coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and COM
paratively painless. The "Favorite Pre-
scripton is a most potent, Strengthening
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular.
It is also a soothing and invigorating
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prostration. neuralgia, hysteria,
spasms. chorea or st. Vitus's dance, and
Other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
host of medical authorities of all the
several schools of practice, recommend
each of the several ingredients of which
q Favorite Prescription is made for the
cure of the diseases for which it is claimed
to be a cure. You may read what they
saw for yourself by sending postal card
REQUEST for a free booklet of extracts
from the leading authorities, to DR.. r. V.
Pierce. InvalidS' Hotel and Surgical In
stitute Buffalo, II. Y. and it will come to
you by return post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
Used 1t AdvisedIY.

What were the details of the af-
fray?" asked the lawyer.
Well" said the witness, ''the
colonel and the doctor had made a
horse trade, and it seems the colonel
wanted to back out because he though.
he had cheated the other man"
"You don't suppose you can make
the jury believe that Col. Sharpley
wanted to back out of horse trade
on any such grounds as that, do you?"
interrupted the lawyer.
mo, sir; what 1 said was that it
seems he did."-Chicago Tribune.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
COLD DRINKS FOR HOT DAVIS


RASPBERRY Cordial-Plaoe two
quarts OF fresh, ripe berries in a stone
CROCK and pour over them one quart
OIL cider vinegar. Tie a cloth over the
crock and let stand two DAYS. Strain
through cloth and pour the mice
over Two quarts of fresh berries, let
Stand two days, as before and then
strain again, squeezing out all the
juice. TO every pint of the Juice add
one pound of white sugar, boil ten
minutes; skim, and when cold bottle
and cork tightly Keep in a cool nlace
ana serve by adding one teaspoonful
10 a glass of iced water. Blackberries
may De used in the same manner.
Currant and Raspberry Snrub -.
meat currants and raspberrfes un-i,
the juice runs, squeeze the fruit and
70 each quart of juice allow two tea.
cuptuIs OF sugar and stir until dissol.
yea, then add the beaten whites of
Two eggs and pour into tall pitcher
ilaII fuII Of cracked ice. Serve when
perfectly cold.
Japanese Punch.-Roi1 +oga+oor e.
g. Duh JOS6Cner, Tor
i've minutes, one quart of water. two
POUNDS OF sugar and the thin, yellow
[Ind OF two lemons. Strain, and add
the juice of four lemons and ono thin.
~ shced cucumber and let cool Whom
COOL remove the cucumber and add
TWO quarts of strong tea. Pour this
over a block of ice in your puch bowl
ana add one pint of stoned Cherries
Enzaoeth Clarke Hardy in the August
Housekeeper.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
Hard Luck.

oh, my" exclaimed Mrs. Byers
over her evening paper, isn't that too
aggravating?"
What's the matter?" demanded
her husband
why Bangor & Co are offering un-
usual bargains in their drug depart
ment. Here's a chance to get a com
plete line of patent medicines at
prices cut right in half, and none of
us are sick. Philadelphia Press.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
Proof.

what reason have you for think
ing that the thief who entered your
house was a locksmith by trader
asked the detective.
''Why, saw him make bolt for
the victim of the robbery.-Judge
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
Not an Ant Exnresslon.

Hes a pretty shrewd fellow. You'd
never find his wits wool-gathering.
ooh, don't know; he employs his
wits mostly in gathering wool off the
lambs in Wall street. "-Philadel
Ledger.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
One Woman's Wisdom.

Mrs. Scribbles-'I can always
laugh at my husbands jokes as a mat
ter of self-defense."
Mrs. Dribbles Self-defense!"
Mrs. Scribbles-''Ye to keep MIN
from explaining them to me-"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
What He Called Him.

what do you call your baby?"
Jaw, has my wife been telling you
about that-when called him that,
he'd been keepin' me awake over
three-eh? Oh, his name! John. -
Houston Post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
The Newest Type,

THAT doctor that examined me told
me my heart was beating at rate of
$50 per minute"
well, he's the worst circulation |
liar 1 have ever heard of.'-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01

The Taft commi ssion is ready to
begin work in Cuba; navy department
still preparing for armed interven-
ton; other vessels ordered to pre-
pare to go to Havana.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01

Box 321, DeGraff, Ohio.
DR.. S. B. Hartman, Columbus Ohio:
Dear Sir
I was a terrible sufferer from
pelvic weakness and had headache
continuously. | was not able to do my
housework for myself and husband.
l wrote you and described my cOndi-
ton as nearly as possible You recon-
mended Peruna. | took four bottles OF
it and was completely cured. l think
PeruHa wonderful medicine and
have recommended it to my friends VITA
the very best of results.
Esther NJ. Miner.
Very few of the great multitude Of
women who have been relieved of some
pelvic disease or weakness by Peruna
ever consent to give a testimonial to DO
read by the public.
There are, however, a few courageous,
self-sacrfcing women who will for the
sake of their suffering sisters allow their
cures to be published.
Mrs. Miner is one of these. In
her gratitude for her restoration to
health she is willing
A GRATEFUL that the women of
LETTER TO the whole world
DR.. HARTMAN should know it. A
chronic invalid
brought back to health is no small mat
ter. Words are inadequate to express
complete gratitude.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01

Mrs. WInslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for chm
dren teething softens the gums, reduces inHam-
nation, allays pain, cures wind collie. Is cents
a bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01

How many women do you know whs
are perfectly wen and strong? We
Near every day the same STORY over and
over agatn. do not feel well; aza
a tfrsd AL the time I"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01
CHARLOTTE coRDAY.

breeze, my brow,
Through the barred windows of my
dungeon dim;
Lifting my light hair where l softly
now
Murmur the music of my evening
hymn,
In the far horizon 1 see the rim
Of the young moon with her attend
ant stars;
Athwart the deep blue skies the
light clouds swim;
How the starlight sits between my
prison bars
Oh! where tomorrow night, sweet
moon and clouds and stars?
Twas but dream-a dream of child
hoods hour,
AS fevered patient dreams of cool
ing springs.
Those early memories-ahl how keen
their power
To watt my thoughts far back on
rapid wings
To girlhood life, that time of
thoughtless glee;
A careless girl with merry heart and
glance,
With step so light, with heart as
light and free,
My fleet foot bounding in the joyous
dance
Amid thy wales and bowers-Oh, sun
ny land of France
But I awake and all is o'er-alone!
Alone to meet my dark and cruel fate.
Have mercy, Father! on thy weak
and trembling one!
My early happy home-where but
so late
In loved ones eyes the dancing fire
light shone
Armand my lover! could he but
Could but hide my head on his true
breast,
Could thy poor timid one, who once
was brave
Creep in thy strong sheltering arms,
and there in safety rest!
My father! My kind father! Dost thou
see?
Thy favored one, who madly flung
away
Her glad young life, without one
thought of thee?
Thou erst so loved and cherished in
youths bright day,
Thy child, who dared with feeble
hand essay
To lift the burden from our bleeding
land
My little might against the wild ar
ray
Of treacherous villains, that did wait
ing stand
To crush the nations life with stern
and murderous hand.
Ills past-this mood of doubt and fear
and gloom,
1 will be strong of heart and WILL
and brave;
I will not shrink, nor dread my com
ing doom;
L
try save,
laid the hated tyrant in his grave;
did not falter, fear or hesitate
To bring the murderous monster to
his fate;
My slight white hand in his life's
blood to lave,
That France be free-pure and I'M
stained her lilies wave!
My country! Sunny land of hill and
dale;
My last long gaze dwells on thy
flowing Seine,
How in the soft light sleeps each
quiet vale!
Still in the night,-the moonlight
starlight reign!
Can my young life be sacrificed in
vain?
Whirled like a withered leaf, on
autumn's gale?
Nor would I sigh, nor weep with
grief and pain,
With my own hearts blood glad thine
affairs lave
Nor would I grieve could l my ruined
country save
But will not mourn. For oh! afar,
afar!
see the future Of my country rise;
When all is past,-the cruel clouds of
war,
When all is o'er-the blood and
tears and signs,
A brave strong heart shall from the
ruins rise,
Place on the helm of state firm
hand and strong,
In bright prophetic vision l see his
brilliant start
And in the view my trembling heart
grows strong
France! La Belle France! shall live,
in glory and in songi
Alice Bishop Mason.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1906-10-01

brought back to health is no small mat
ter. Words are inadequate to express
complete gratitude.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
Kills Dog and Steals Meat
From Negroes Hand.
j. Is. Gardner Has Sent for Pack Of
Wolf Hounds From Graves
County.
HAS CREATED A CONNECTION

Lewis Tisdale. colored. has his
right hand badly split, J. l.. Gardner
suffers the loss of a fine dog and res
idents on the May6eld road just
outside the city limits are wrought
mp over the appearance OF a large
gray wolf. The wolf first made bis
appearance In the 0'Bryan addition
but transferred his field OF operation
TO the Mayfeld road and has been
shot at once by Arthur Knowles who
resides a few miles out on the May
field road.
Saturday night Lewis Tlsdale. col
ored. was carrying a large piece of
meat home. The meat was scented
by the wolf and before Lewis was
aware the wolf had attacked him.
seized the meat and split the negro's
hand from the wrist TO the tip OF the
fingers.
]. l.. Gardner heard n commot ion
In HIS yard and on investigation
found the wolf had torn his dogs
head from his body.
j. Il. Gardner Is determined TO
kill the wolf. The county pays re-
ward OF 81 for killing a wolf. Mr.
Gardner has ordered a pack OF
hounds from Graves county.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
ORDER OF OWLS
ORGANIZED IN PADUCAH WITH
THIRTY MEMBERS.
Officers Elected aud Lodge Starts out
Auspiciously-Niott of the
society.

A lodge OF the Order OF Owls.
secret society of good fellows who
believe in love. laughter and the
Kingdom OF Heaven on earth, in not
postponing ones enjoyment until
death. and teaching good cheer"
was organized in Padueah yesterday
by VI. W. Mitchell. w:o is now maxi
Ing his headquarters in Cairo, III.
Thirty candidates were initiated. Sew
eral candidates who had slgnified
their intention TO join were absent.
The Owls is an order which has
spread OF late far west.
The Motto.
There's so much bad In the best
Of us
And so much good in the worst OF
MS.
H. hardly behooyes any OF us
To speak III Of the rest OF us"
The election OF officers resulted as
follows: +. +, Nieman, president;
Louis Clark. past president: l.. b.
Ragan. secretary; Harry S. Allen,
invlctor: A. l.. Redman. vice presi-
dent; Charles Ellis. treasurer; T. G..
Park. sentry: VIII Hubbard, picket;
VI. u. Campbell. warden.
The organization was effected In
the knights of Pythias hall. and this
lodge room probably will be secured
permanently. the meetings to be
held on Friday night.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
DISCARDED
COAT AND TOBACCO DID NEGRO
WHEN POLICE CAME.
Patroimen on broadway Beat Had
Long Chase az Early Hour
This Morning.

Patrolmen Thad Terrell and
James Brenan,o of the Broadway beat,
pulled OFF a sprintins stunt with
negro from Second and Jefferson
streets this morning between ami
o'clock. but the black beat in the
race.
The patrolmen were coming down
Jefferson street. The light played on
their brass buttons and a shadow
was stilled for an instant. The sharp
eyes of the patrolmen made out the
form of a negro with large bundle
of tobacco. about which he had
wrapped his coat. They started for
him and the negro began to run.
Discardlng the tobacco and coat
the negro "hit it out" in earnest,
The policemen pursued, and after a
chase of several squares We're out
stripped. The coat and tobacco were
taken TO the city hall.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
Your Credit is Good Here
CASH OR cREDIT-As YOU PREFER
Parl0r Furniture

UUT IdII sIOCh III IHIs Inc IS TtauY TOT
your inspection. IL is made mp of all
the latest designs. three and five piece
suits. leather and cloth upholstered,
odd pieces of all kinds and styles,
dlyans, davenports, touches, large
leather rockers. The diversity of the
Ines and the latitude of prices offer
YOU the opportunity of getting just
what you want-and what your
fancy and purse dictate.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08

The manufacturers the Rex tinner-tufted) Mattress
positively guarantee to sustain the following Ave claims
superiority We are fully authorized sell the Rex INNER
tufted Mattress subject these claims and do hes
tate because have investigated thoroughly both the merits
off the article and the responsibility the manufacturers
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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
The Queen Washing Machine

This is the simplest and best Washing Machine on the
market today It's service and durability is guaranteed
Every that does washing should have one of these
machines You will time enough in little while to pay
for it. 1t will wash anything from pocket handkerchief to
quilt with ease
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
HE ATIIN C stoves

Our line of Heaters is made up of the best makes the
market can afford We have heating stoves of all styles and
prices Do not fail to celebrated Coles Hot Blast
Heater before you buy 1t half the fuel and carries
the fire the No making of fires with the Coles
Hot Blast Heater. w
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
The HOOSier
Kitchen Cabinets

Take the place of pantry. cupboard
and kitchen table. Every article need
ed in preparing meal in one well
built piece of furniture place for
everything. from nutmeg to 80
pounds of flour, all at your fingers
ends. Make kitchen work systematic,
no unnecessary footsteps to gather UP
things here and there. no looking up
lost articles. A Hoosier Cabinet en-
ables you to do your Kitchen work in
half the time with half the usual
work.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08

Keats liked red pepper on his
toast.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1906-10-08
Extension Tables

See our Victor extension table. The
most convenient extension table
made. You can extend 1t from either
emo to any length wanted without
moving anything from the table. The
leaves are stored away under the
table out of the way and ready for
use at any time, We show this table
in all the styles and finishes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-12-04
DEEP WATER CONFERENCE.
Prcst. u. II. Francis Announces APP
pointmcnt OF 80 Delegates to II.

Kansas City. Dec. i.--Dayid X. Fran
Gig OF 81. Louis, president Of the Trans
mississippi commercial congress for it's
seventeenth annual session today an
nounced the appointment ~ 80 dele
gates from the following % states to
the deepwater and harbor conference
to be held next week AT Washington, -.
G.. Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas. Cali
fomla, Colorado. Iowa, Idaho. Indian
Territory. Kansas. Louisiana. Mlnneso-
Ia. Montana. Missouri, Nebraska, New
Mexico North Dakota, Oklahoma, Ore
gon South Dakota, Texas. Utah, Wash.
lngton and Wyoming.
The delegates from western states
follow:
Alaska John g. Brady, Alaska.
Anzona-A. NJ. Conrad. Nogales
California-FrankP p. Flint. Los Ange-
les; John p. Irish. San Francisco, and
William ~ Browning, Redonda.
Idaho--Fred r. Dubois, Blackfoot:
Joseph W Poe. Lewiston, and Marcus
A. Mean, Lewiston
Montana-W A. Clark. Helena: +. =.
Howe, Bozeman. and Herbert Strain.
Great Falls.
OregOn--Theo. Il. Wilcox. Portland /:
United States Senator Fulton, Astoria
and Peter Ioggie, Coos Bay.
Utah--Reed Smoot. Provo,sand Geo.
". Cannon, salt Lake cay.
Washington-S. H. Piles. Seattle, and
Levi Ankeuy. Walla Walla.
Wyoming Crumrine. Laramie.
and G. II. King, Shoshone.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-12-04
Senator Smoot Asks That They
Be Filed in War Depart
ment Archives.
REQUEST NOT COMPLIED WITH
Military Secretary says The Members
We're Never Enrolled Ia Service
OF United States.
Special to the "News,")

Washington. d. c.. Dec. 4.-Upon his
arrival last week, senator Smoot called
on the war department and presented
20 the military secretary certain muster
rolls Of companies from springyille,
who formed a portion OF the so-called
Nauyoo Legion in the indian wars OF
the early ffties, received from Gov
Cutler, with a request that, IL possible,
they be fled IN the archives Of the de-
partment. In response TO personal
request, the senator today received
reply from Gen. Ainsworth, military
secretary. In which, after 9cknoWl-
edglng the receipt OF the papers, lao
says 'The rolls in question pertain
10 companies that formed the so called
Nauyoo Legion. That was composed
exclusively of territorial militia and APP
pears to have performed more or less
service IN the suppression of Indian
hostltIes In the year 1858. Upon cuts'
DRY examination OF the rolls, 1t is evil
Gent that at least one Of them is mere
IL copy of a roll and IL is doubtful
whether the other rolls left by you
were actually prepared during the peril
cd OF service OF the organizations 10
which they pertain or anything more
than lists OF names compiled sometime
after the close OF hostilities, But even
n these rolls were original records,
they could not be accepted for Tile IN
these departments, because the COM
panies Of which they purport to be a
record were never mustered or other
| wise accepted into the military service
of the United States or paid by the
United states. Furthermore, there
does not appear TO be any reason why
these rolls should be filed in the war
department. II members OF the or
ganizatlon in question have pension"
able status under the existing law or II
any legislation should be enacted plao-
ing these members In a pensionable
status, the rolls would oe just as eff
fective II filed In the office Of the adju-
tant general of Utah, where they really
belong, as II filed In the war depart
ment."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-12-04
MANITOBA CABINET.
Decides To Put an End TO Combna.
ton OF Grain Dealers.

Chicago, Dec, "A dispatch TO The
Record Herald from Winnipeg says
a special meeting az the Manitoba
cabinet was held yesterday, when it
was decided to take steps TO put an end
10 the combination of grain dealers,
who, il IL alleged. have combined for
the purpose of Keeping down the price
of grain as paid by elevator companies
to farmers. Before the royal commits
sion last week, a number OF witnesses
swore the prize 10 be paid at country
points was regulated in Winnipeg daily
by Secy. Fowler OF the Grain Dealers
association.
This stirred the matter to head and
the Grain Growers association is OF
the opinion that farmers have been
swindled out Of thousands OF dollars
yearly by this combine. ID. W. Me
Cuaia. president Of the Grain Growers
association, swore Information against
j. e. Gage, J @. Ntzhugh,, John Love
and number OF other grain men
prominent among elevator interests In
tho Canadian northwest. Immediately
this action was taken. special meet
ing of the cabinet was held and the
government decided to 1T cnce proceed.