Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1906-11-09

manner.
CIV coorse, Barney" she explained.
"ye must give ye-er attlntion to thin
that has votes, and It's not tn min
In this ca-ase. Ye must da-ance-"
Lave me out " that" he hastily
interrupted. Sure, It's you that
knows never c'ud da-ance. Ohio!
think see mesllf whr-rlln' r-round
like thin fellies Barnum used fr to
bring over from some haythin la-and.
tn only wa-ay yell get me to da-ance
is tn wa-ay tn byes did to Regain.
Dye ray-mlmber Regan, tn time they
had him out to tn picnic? He was an
awkard felly that niver had done
anything more gra-aceful than carry
nod Nv brick up a ladder. He
c'u'dn't da-ance amy more than
COW that's tangled In a ba-arb wire
fnce, but tn byes an tn gir-rls was
bound f'T to have him thry, an so
they made peg-top " him. Some
Nv tn la-ads held him while tn r-rist
Nv thin wound a clo'es-line r-round
him. Thin, at tn wor-rd, they r-run
with tn line an he began f'r to shpin.
Ohio! but can see him nowl Talk
about ye-er r-round da-ances? There
niNer was tn akel Nv that wan iv
Regan'S. He'd DO shplnnin' yet II
he hadn't gone through a windy Nv
tn PAVILION"
IT'S easy da-ancln," urged Mrs.
Flynn. "All ye ha-ave to do Is to
gr-rab ye-er gir-rl an go r-round an
r-round till ye fall or tn music
SHOPS"
viii ye wind me up?" demanded
Policeman Flynn.
Don't be ma-akin' a fool " ye-er-
sllf," retorted Mrs. Flynn, indignant
ly, yell ha-ave to da-ance, an yen
ha-ave to talk to thin " parlimint'ry
la-aw. Ye must LUX It up SOS ye can
LUX wise an use tn words like ye
knew all there was to It. It's o
gr-reat pint ye1l ma-ake n me In
that, f'r livery wan Nv thin knows
that tn wife ~ ma-an that's roshted
on parll'mlnt'ry la-aw is a VARIABLE
oflcer r. to ha-ave. Ye sh'u'd hear
Mrs Bur-rkes good ma-an talk iv
r-rules " ordher an minutes an tn
com-lty ~ tn whole"
TITS little know " tn com-ity
w tn whole or tn com-lty " tn hall
or amy OIL comfy" protested Pc.
liceman Flynn.
Thin It's time ye rarned," an.
swered Mrs. Flynn.
OF course It is unnecessary to say
that Policeman Flynn followed thu
course his wife had outlined for him
That was essential to domestic peace
He mastered few parliamentary
terms. and he went to the ball, AMI
he danced. He GRABBED the girl.
and he grabbed her tight, aud then
in solemn manner they described yari.
Gus uneven circles on the floor Of the
hall. But Policeman Flynn was moi
happy. "Th' grabbn' tn girl Is all
fright, IL ye c'u'd shtop there" he
said. but he seriously objected to tho
rest Of the programme. He tried &c
beg Off but his wife would not per.
nit 1t. Instead, she kept picking out
new partners for him, and 1t really
seemed as Il the most influential mem
bers OF the lodge were the homeliest
She began with girls, progressed ia
women, and the end came when hO
saw her approaching with a dumpy
and awkward little woman who mus,
have weighed in the neighborhood OF
$50 pounds How can | ta.alk parll,
mint'ry la.aw whin that's shtandinp
on me toes?" he mnttered to himself
meanwhile looking about for some
means OF escape His eye fell on an
open window that seemed to have
been placed there for his sole benefit.
When Policeman Flynn struck the
ground he found himself in a light
shaft, walled In on all sides. There
was no escape except by means of d
rope or a ladder Meanwhile the
soulds thai came from above told
him there was excitement in the dance
hall. and he waited patiently to sec
whist would happen next. When
Thugs had quieted down somewhat
several heals were thrust out of IN,
window, and his wifes voice floatot
down to him with the query: Bar
ney, are Ye there?"
II am" he replied.
Don't yc know It's not the wa.a,
out2" was the next question, ant
thare was world Of sarcasm in IN,
tone.
I'm no. lukkin fr tn wa.ay ont
he answered. surllly.
Thin what are we dom thereF'
His answer to this was cold am
pointed, aud there was something o.
both bitterness and reproach In IN,
tone when. after q pause, he trusted
himself to speak.
"I'm sllsudyin' parlrmintry la.av.
he said. ''Tls a meetin' " th
comfy IL En- hole"