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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-10
DEMOCRACY OF HEARST.
No Need OF Anybody Being Uneasy
About the Situation in
New York.

Is Mr.. Hearst Democrat? There
are men calling themselves Democrats
who doubt it. He has not openly been
challenged here on that point. and
may not be. He voted for Mr.. VIII
Iiams for speaker, and has been as
signed TO committees as a Democrat.
Ihat' says the Washington Star.
would appear to settle the question so
Tar as congress is concerned.
AT distance. however. his claims are
disputed. In the south particularly
where he sought delegates last year in
his race for his party's nomination for
the presidency. his Democracy is tick
eted as of bogus variety. The Col
umbia, S. c.. State rejects'it. lne Nor
folk Landmark declares that the man
lis simply a demagogue." and the Pc
tersburg Index-Appeal, In the same
neck OF the woods, asserts that Mr.
Hearst has no claim on earth to con.
sideration as true Democrat"
Now, why is this? In what particu-
lar has Mr.. Hearst changed since last
year. when he supported Judge Parker
on the st. Louis platform. and put all
OF his newspapers at his party's serv-
Ice? He did as Mr.. Bryan did. and
as Mr.. Bryans southern friends did.
Moreover he and Mr.. Bryan stand
shoulder to shoulder. as to both the
railroad rate question and the Ques-
ton OF municipal ownership. To cast
one out and leave the other would be
manifestly unfair They may not be
very lovely in their lives. but If death
Is the decree they should not be di-
vided
Is the explanation to be found in the
reputation by Mr.. Hearst OF MIR. Nc
Clellan in New York? II that is the
charge then a very curious case is to
be considered. Thousands upon thou
sands of democrats repudiated the
Tamamny candidate-so many. indeed
that his election is in dispute. and but
for the Republicans he would Nave
been swept into oblivion. SO that II
MIR. Hearst is TO be read out of his
party for his part in that performance
so many others must go along with
him that no chance whatever will re-
main TO carry New York for the Dem
| ocratic candidate for the presidency
In 1908. In such circumstances the
Republicans would have the state.
hands down
IL is bad time for cast-iron defni-
lions. So little remains OF the old
brand OF Democracy that nobody is
justified In making himself disagreed
BILE about his share.
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Standing Order

Newlin Iiaines. ar the Atlantic City
Hotel Mems association. was talking
about Che odd rules that prevail In
many OF the cheaper restaurants and
cafes.
For instance he sod. 81 go in and
order oystersA salad. aud dessert. and
get napkin. but the man next To me,
hecansc he has only ordered pic and
milk. can't have a napkin on any ac-
count
"A guest here last summer gave me
the hest example OF these absurd rul-
ings and differemiations that have
heard yet.
The man said that he entered a
lunch cafe In london, an ornate place,
with counter where some OF the
patrons stood. and with number OF
little tables where others sat.
The man gave n small order, and
took seat at one or the tables.
"ThereupoD waiter hurried To- him.
Reg pardon. sir. he said. but
buns can't sit. '"-Chicago Inter Ocean.
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FREE TRADE GONE MAD.
Conditions That Are Impossible Ex-
cept Under One Single
Government.

Some newspapers of the United
States are following the Mexican Her
aid In lot of talk about the necessity
for making North American tariff
common TO all countries which may
be reached without boats The idea
is too big for the handlers. The same
takers are fast and furioug for state
rights. even In this country, which has
been one most OF the time for more
than century, and they advocate the
making of state lines emphatic in all
matters Of business There is nothing
which needs to have the boundaries OF
a country so plainly marked as the
tariff for the revenue OF the govern
ment and for the protection OF the in
dustries which support the govern
ment. That principle cannot be spread
out over continent, so long as any
TWO sections Of IL are controlled by diff
ferent governments, with the best in
terests or the industries subserved
The largest territory OF this continent
Us still within the grasp OF the British
nation. with its most important inter
ests controlled on the other side OF the
Atlantic Any man who has read OF
the Boston tea party and the war
which followed IL should know that
there is no possibility of a tariff for all
this continent with the interests OF
the United States getting the protec-
ton they are entitled to. Henry NJ.
WhitneH has said that President
Roosevelt told him that he was in ia
vor Of continental free trade. and the
president Is too busy travelling TO deny
any such foolishness If free trade is
good for all North America it is also
good for all the world. and the facts of
history prove that IL IS the greatest
maker Of beggars the world has ever
known Any American who has been
to E0gland within five years can fur
nish ell the proof that is necessary for
that. II Is on demonstration over
there all the time. and the greatest
economists Of the thinking world have
been able TO find no other cure for II
than the putting OF the industries OF a
nation under a protective system OF
tariff which will guarantee the safe in
vestment Of capital and the payment
OF living wages to the workers. -Wor-
cester Telegram.
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QUEER CORRESPONDENCE.
"n'n-frovoking Missives Are Often
Received by the Weather
Bureau.

Inc weather bureau. like other de-
partments oi the government Is con-
s'ahuy In receipt OF queer letters from
all kinds OF people who want TO have
tue weather regulated to suit than.
NOT only do lettevs containing COM
plants against the weather come 10
Inc bureau. but the telephone is con-
s'ahtiy used by people who want to
bnu out what kind OF weather they are
going To have on n certain day. be-
c'uSe' the queStioner explains. he
wants clear day at that time. because
ne Is going out OF town on a picnic or
an outing
Inc inquiries generally are In re-
gard 10 The weather on "A date two
weeks ahead Two weeks is the favored
period. and many ot tho inquircrs show
very bad temper when they do not get
an answer tn suit them.
The most remarkable message. or
rather. ridiculous one. ever received by
the weather bureau WAS one from N
man who said he was great friend of
the cabinet officer under whose direc-
Claimed that he had big influence with
the secretary. and if tho weather bu-
reau would make arrangements to pro-
vide nice. sunshiny day for him on q
date two weeks ahead no would recon
memud the weather bureau to his
friend. the secretary. and he added an
extra indpcement that n the bureau
would manhfacture "a beautiful day to
order for him he would send a crisp
fve'dollar BIN 10 the clerk In charge
on the day following.
lie stated that the reason he wanted
n good day was because he was going
10 take his mothcr-in-law and some
visiting friends on car ride to the
Great falls. and did not want TO get
wet or have the lunch spoiled by hav-
ing to postpone the trip. The clerk
who received the request wrote the
man the following reply:
There Is only One who can grant
your request. and He is too far away To
he reached by mail or telephone"
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1888
airl Coo BLIND Wh,la pnncinr-


New Worthwhile dancing at New
ark. Miss Anna Schwab. % years old,
tainted. and when revived found her
self totally blind. II was not a new
experience for her. however as she
had been stricken In the same man
ner twice before within little more
than a year She was brought to
this city TO be treated by the doc
tors. who restored her sight before
The young woman Is an expert jew
elry worker. II is thought her first
blindness was brought on by strain
ing The optic nerves at work and that
paralysis Of the nerves resulted. The
second attack came last spring. when
she became blind in a Newark the
ater The doctors have faith OF re-
storing her vision a third time
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Many strange dishes were eaten by
Dean auckland. the English clergy
man and geologist At his dinner par
ties which we're attended by leaders Of
science and literature. the menus were
often Of a most eccentric character On
one occasion picked horse tongue was
greatly relished BY the guests until they
were told what they had eaten Alliga-
tor was, served up as rare delicacy anG
puppies occasionally and mice frequent
~. At other times hedgehogs. tortoises.
pot ed ostrich and sometimes rats. frogs
am snails we're prepared for the delecta,
tion ot favored guests.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-10

There are two Kinds or greatness in
1onrDalism--one that involves the edit
ing or newspapers with distinction, the
other the faculty or writing in way
that shall Impress itself upon masses
OF men. The faculty OF editing a news
paper with distinction has not always
been associated with mere commercial
SUCCESS. London Sphere.
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IIt IS all wrong to say that John
Sharp Williams. the Democratic leader
in the house of representatives. has
not much OLA following; the majority
OF the Democratic members are going
after him with a sharp stick most OF
the time Buffalo
EIThe Hon Lobster Davis is back
into the Republican party again. He
seems to have come on his own mo-
tiOn.-Des Moines Capital
0The statement that Democracy's
dirty linen is being washed in con
gross Is the first Information that
Democracy had a change OF linen
Kansas City Journal
E1it was a Democrat on the floor Of
the house who referred TO Leader
Williams as shriveled specimen or
the monkey tribe. Nothing but party
harmony renders the expression par
liamentary.-St. Louis Globe Demo
crat.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-10

Pattern No. 5S6S-An exceedingly
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front. A large round collar adds to the
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Norwnu,s Richest Man

wealthy Norwegian has presented
King iIaakDn with fine estate at
OrksdaIen. The dUnOrs name 10
ThaDs aud ne IL the richest man IN
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-10

The Palace Hotel, Sixth and Vine
Streets, Cincinnati, is gem in the
way Of service at rates, 81 90 and
$3.50, or SO 90 with bath, per day
ON the American plan; tIOO up
wards, European plan.
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ROYAL Moiorist

The king or Italy Is not only one OF
The most enthusiastic OF royal motor
lists. but perhaps. the only one who
mas qualified by passing severe
practical examination. lie Is "A clever
mechanic and repairs his cars.
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1906-01-10

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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20
Cigarettes as Student Vice.

Madison.-"It Is about time we did
something for boys in the University
or Wisconsin, when some of the pro-
fessors invite them in to tea and give
them cigarettes afterward." declared
Rev. Herbert NJ. Moore, of Appleton.
before the Wisconsin synod of Pres.
byterlan churches Il am informed
that at least one of the professors, a
graduate of Harvard, does this. Per-
haps that may be considered all right
at Harvard, but we don't want any
OF 1t at our university here"
The question before the synod was
the advisability of establishing a per-
manent mission at the state university
and providing regular pastor for the
300 Presbyterian students there. The
plan was adopted. j..
The university was defended by
Rev. George +. Hunt, Of Madison, who
declared that traps and pitfalls sur
rounded every large institution Of
learning. Later President Van Hise
also defended the university.
Rev. Mr.. Moore is a graduate of
Lake Forest university and McCor-
mick Theological seminary His at
tack on the Wisconsin university was
the sensation of the synodical meet
ing
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20
Governor Holds Up Biu Fee.

Gov. James O. Davidson refuses to
audit and sign a voucher for 100000
which has been In his possession al
most ten months. 1t Is for profession
al services of II. w Chynoweth, Gov.
La Folette's special attorney In the
lawsuits for the 81 100000 alleged to
be due the state from the railroads
as back taxes and penalties for filing
Of alleged false reports OF gross earn
ings. Mr.. Chynoweth was the political
manager and adviser or Gov. La Fol
lette and was appointed special coun-
sci to handle these important cases.
He was paid over $4,000 during Gov.
La Folette's term and another youch-
er for an additional fee of 100000 was
almost ready for executive signature
when Gov. La Toilette, becoming sen
ator. stepped out'a and was succeeded
by Gov. Davidson. The present eXecu-
tive says he thinks the special attor-
ney was well and fully remunerated
and will not sign the big voucher UNI
less the legislature directs that the
money be paid Speaker |. l.. Lenroot,
of Superior. was also special attor-
ney and received some $1,000.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20
ENGLISH AS SHE is SPELLED.

Il am not a spelling reformer," said
Senator LaFollette, of Wisconsin, in
the Woman's Home Magazine, but a
friend of mine named Turner nearly
made one out of me once.
Turner and | were travelling to-
gether. We came to a certain hotel
and there, to my amazement, the man
registered:
II, c. Phtholognyrrh.'
What is the matter with your l
exclaimed. Why do you adopt that
remarkable alias? Have you COM
mitted some crime?
No, indeed, said Turner
Then why don't you register your
own name said l.
That is my own name he an
swered. 'Phtholgnyrrh-Turner. That's
my name
Well, | said. ! can't see how you
make Turner out of "Phtholog-
nyrrh What is your object, anyway.
IN using such peculiar spelling?'
oh, said my friend, when l used
register plain Turner" | attracted
no attention. Now. though. my name
eNcites a great deal of wondering com.
meat, People study it. They ask one
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20
DRAINAGE Would Produce Wealth.

The thorough drainage OF the four
and half million acres OF undrained
marshy or clay soil in Wisconsin
would increase its value $4,000 600,
according to the estimates of Prof A.
X, Whtson soil physicist of the Uni.
versity of Wisconsin. who with +. r.
Jones, his assistant has been making
an investigation of the costs and bene-
fits of land drainage in various parts
OF the state. In the 100 townships from
which data We're taken, there are 1872
l9l acres of land which are practical
~ worthless for agricultural purposes
because of lack of drainage. This is
over | 600 acres per township, at
which rate there are about 800 900
acres of this class of land in Wiscun-
sin. There are also at least 900 O0O
acres of marshy land which are only
partially productive on account of too
much surface water to allow proper
cultivation. in addition there are al,
So at least 1000 900 acres of upland
clay soil which will require under
drainage to allow 1t to produce max.
Auum crops.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20
LITTLE THINGS AND Blo.
Oifferentiate Between the Essential
and the Non-Essentiai,

Little things are often OF great i'm.
portance, but when they are so they
are not little. The pinion OF a watch
wheel, for example, in one sense Is
little, IN another sense it Is not so at
all; for when 1t is not perfectly ad-
Justed. the watch Is worthless for time
keeping. 1t Is not size that makes a
thing little or great, but its relation to
the end for which a number of things
are combined. II thing Is essential
1t 10 important. Because SO many of
the people who are always preaching
the importance of little things fail to
discriminate between the little and the
non-essential, they often make a
wretched mess OF the management of
their own and other peoples affairs
Theoretically, II every factor that con-
tributes to result is perfect, the re-
suit will be perfect; but practically,
for want OF time, strength and oppor-
tunity, the efficient man is compelled
to neglect some things for the sake Of
others; and, in order to do this and
yet secure the main end, he has to
discriminate between the essential and
the non-essential The one who Is
thoroughly imbued with the false doc
trine OF the Importance of little things,
spends his strength without discrim-
ination, and usually succeeds in miss
Ing the main chance.-The Waterman.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20

Madison.-Gov. Davidson, through
Private Secretary O. G.. Munson, was
solicited by Maj. r. S. Clarkson, spe-
cial commissioner of the AlaskaYu
kon-Pacific exposition, to recommend
that the Legislature appropriate s25,-
600 for a building and adequate repre-
sentation in the exhibition at the city
of Seattle, in the summer OF 1909.
While Col. Munson could give Maj.
Clarkson no definite assurances, he
seemed deeply interested in the prof.
ect The exposition is to be held on
the university grounds Of the state or
Washington. The university grounds
cover 1855 acres and the building OF
the institution will be utilized for the
event, Already Maj. Clarkson has
visited Is different state governors
and says that the results have been
very encouraging. Each state is
asked to put up permanent building
which can later be utilized by the
state of Washington for the use OF
the people who came from the state
which erected It.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20
NO DAW DliNG.
A Man Of 70 After Finding Coffee Hurt
Him, Stopped Short.

When a man has lived to be 70 years
old with a 40-yearold habit grown to
him like a knot on a tree, chances are
he'll stick to the habit till he dies.
But occasionally the spirit of youth
and determination remains in some
men to the last day of their lives.
When such men do find any habit of
life has been doing them harm, they
surprise the Oslerites by degree of
will power that is supposed to belong
TO men under 40 only.
II had been user of coffee until
three years ago-a period of 40 years
and am now TO-" writes a n Oak.
man. Il was extremely nervous and
debilitated, ard saw plainly that /
must make a change
Il am thankful to say l had the
nerve TO quit coffee at once and take
on Postum without any dawdling, and
experienced no i'll effects. On the con-
trary, l commenced 10 gain, losing my
nervousness within two months, also
gaining strength and health otherwise
For man of my age, l am very
well and hearty. sometimes meet
persons who have not made their
Postum right and don't like it. But |
tell them 10 boil it long enough. and
,,Ll their attention 10 my looks now,
ard before ! used 1t, that seems con-
vincing,
Now. when | have writing 10 do,
or long columns of figures 10 cast up.
feel equal 10 it and can get through
my work without the tagged out feel
Ing Of old Name given by Postum
Co, Battle Creek. .iich. Read the
book, The Road to MELVILLE" IL
rkgs. There's a reason.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1906-10-20
laFolIette Adviser Dead.

Madison.-Iierbert w. Chynoweth, a
prominent lawyer of Wisconsin, died
at his country home near Madison of
arterial sclerosis
Chynoweth became prominent as
chief lieutenant and legal adviser to
Gov. LaFollette during the latter
campaigns and administrations He
was chief attorney in a case before
;nc supreme court two years ago, by
which the LaFollette ticket was de-
Clared regular.
Chynoweth also was chief counsel
for the state in suits by which the
state recovered large sums from the
railroads for back taxes
He was born 5S years ago in Nunda,
y, Y, was graduated from the Univer-
sity of Wisconsin in 1868. and prac-
ticed here ever since. He was as
sociated with the late Judge II. 5.
Orion and Judge +. w. Keyes. now
postmaster at Madison. From 1878 to
1882 ne was assistant attorney gen
eral.