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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1906-09-07
ANNOUNCEENT

| respectfully offer my professional
services 60 the citizens OF Tazewell
and vicinity. Especial attention will
be given TO tho treatment OF nervous
diseases, In which 1 have had twenty
years experience.
Until ! can secure suitable office 1
can be found mt the residence OF Mr..
Geo. w. ST. Clair.
Respectfully,
Gro. S. WALKER, M. ID.
May |, 1906.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
SOME THINes YOU KNow.

Mr.. Jack Mormon (The Tribune will
not address Mrs. Jack Mormon, because
there is not one of her IN the whole
State) You know that years ago the
Mormon church absolutely dominated
politics in Utah; that it controlled all
commerce here; that it practiced polyg.
amy as part OF it's creed. II you do
not know these things, then you do not
know that which the church itself will
admit 10 be true.
You know that unless some sort OF
covenant had been made b. the Nor.
mon church to abandon and discoun-
teuance these un-Americau practices
the United States would not have ad
rnitted Utah as State.
You know that Statehood was
achieved and, logically, that compact
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

10 set aside those un- Au,arGau practices
did Prscede that event.
You may not know, or YOU may not
believe, that this compact has beeu
broken; but let us see:
Apostle Reed Smoot of The Mormon
church Is Senator Of The United States
and is the most active figure in petit
zeal opposition TO The American party
IN Utah today. Is not the Mormon
church in politics?
Mormon church funds are invested in
sugar factories, street railways, power
plants, mercantile institutions and other
avenues Of trade and business. These
funds are collected for church purposes,
ostensibly, III the form Of tithing. Is
not that ecclesiastical commercialism
Apostles John W. Taylor and Mat
thias +. CoWley have been dropped
from the apostolic quorum Of the Nor.
mon church because they married plural
wives since the manifesto and because
they performed ceremonies of Il Like
nature for other members of tho church.
To save Apostle Smoot's 8 Senatorship
for the use of the Mormon church these
two apostles were sacrificed; but what
of the others for whom they performed
plural marriage ceremonies2 Do you
not see through the fakol Joseph f.
Smith, president of the Mormon church.
has confessed before all the world that
he was living in defiance of the laws
of God and man, so far as his family
relations are concerned, and that he in
tended to continue to live thus. Do not
these things constitute practice Of
polygamy?
II the Mormon church desired 10
honor its ante-Statehood pledges it
could stop all this in day. 1t con
tinues its violation of the covenant by
permitting these things to go on un-
checked. Is not that disloyalty to the
Nation?
There is but one Of two attitudes
open TO the citizen of Utah: He must
be either heart-and-soul Mormon or q
loyal American.
How much longer, Mr.. Jack Mormon,
VIII you play the part OK community
hermaphrodites
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

the virtue OF civilized morality there Is
the crime OF God forbidden polygamy.
The American party, representative
OF tho glorious citizenship Of the United
States Of America, is waging q battle
for Utah s reinstatement as loyal
State IN the Union. Before this result
can be achieved there must be COM
plete recession on the part of the Nor
mon church from political interference,
from its cruel commercial policy, and
from its law.defying, heaven accurscd
polygamy.
The same old hght is being fought;
tho same old triumph must come.
What will the leaders have their pco-
pie do2 Can they heel Not Must
they Weld? Yes,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
JOKES ON THE DOCTORS

\ physician, IN the Lancet, warns bis
readers against the hasty expression of
opinion by doctors about the nature
Of their patients ailments. AZ clinic
was a subject with a murmur in his
heart and with one Of his eyes much
dilated. The peculiar appearance of the
eye seemed 20 have some connection
with the cardiac affection, but various
opinions were expressed by the different
students as TO what the precise nature
Of this relation could be. The discus
sion was just becoming interesting when
the patient remarked that his strange.
looking eye was made OF glass. At
another clinic the professor in charge
was discussing learnedly about the inn
portance of attending to minor symp-
toms. Now, gentlemen, he said, sin
the case of this woman here, certain
things could be confidently affirmed
from the condition Of her teeth He
was proceeding to particularize, but just
then the patient broke in upon him.
" Please. sir. - she said, as she took out
her teeth, ''T will band them around;
the young gentlemen might like 10 look
at them closer.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

they have anything TO say against tho
domination OF Box Elder county poht-
les by the ecclesiasts Of that stake.
a bit of gossip accompanies the
sending OF this Box Elder matter; 1T
appears that Lorenzo n. Stohl has been
substituted for John c. Kennedy, who
was John Henry Smith S man and the
friend of the hierarchy. for the legis.
lature on the Republican F" ticket.
This is causing some heartburn among
the faithful, who do not like TO have
their programme thus rndely inteItered
with; and who believe that when an
apostle has given counsel in due form
on political matters that counsel, being
the word of the Lord, should be al
lowed to stand They do not believe
IN one apostle revising and overturn
ing in the name of the Lord tho po-
litical revelation that another apostle
has delivered in the name of the Lord.
All these things, however, are mere
commonplace in Zion; the only differ
ence between now aud formerly being
that now the people are beginning to
take notice, whereas formerly they con-
sidered everything a matter of course
and the occurrence passed by without
any particular attention. All of which
proves that the ''sun do move and
although the world seems TO stand still,
it has a movement nevertheless, per
ceptible TO the test Of the expert,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
BOX ELDER GETTING IN LINE

1t is refreshing 10 see the energy
with which the independent voters Of
Box Elder county have taken hold Of
the proposition of organizing for them
selves branch Of tho American party
In that county. a vigorous address
has been published in the Box Elder
News In the interest OF the new organ
lzatlon, which IS strong protest
against the ring rulo which has pre-
vailed and the snti-popular domino.
ton of the theological officials Of that
stake Of Zion in political and civil
affairs. The party has postofice box
at Brigham City (944) and. the Amer
lean headquarters are IN the Utahna
hotel, room 80, in that City. More
than one hundred and forty five sigma
lures have been voluntarily obtained
to the petition that the ticket which
is to be nominated in mass conven-
! tieu TO be held in Corinne next Friday,
be put OH the official ballot. 1t is a
| propitious beginning fer the American
party, and we are satisfied that the
| American vote of Box Elder County
will be a surprise to the people Of tho
| State.
The Box Elder News has sent to all
the parties q circular explaining that
they viii have 10 pay for their cam
paign matter published in it's columns
at a rate which it gives. There will
be Republican column, Democratic
column, and an American column; but
the editor of that paper announces that
he preserves the right to exclude any
matter Of an acrimonious or personal
nature, anything rejecting upon any
church, religious societies, benevolent
associations, or charitable institu.
tions.'' For the most part, of course,
this warning would be entirely unnec-
essary; no one wishes to reflect upon
any church or any Of these societies;
but it is ahrewdly suspected by the
American managers that the editor of
that paper intends to cut down their
privilege, which he Offers SO gIibly, il
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
Observer Observations

| observe that the editor Of the
Smoot organ and the editor OF the
Descrct News are both graduates Of
the same high school of prevaricatiou.
That while the chug ehuz may not
own the earth. the chauffeur would
make you think be owns the risht-of.
way through it
That the speed Of tho automobile in
Salt Lake City Is greater than that oe
the street car. but that isu { saying
very much, either.
That there is not anywhere near
sufficient street car facilities Ia this
city for the accommodation OF the school
children.
That it is the same old story over
again, the children and young people
occupy the seats iu the street cars while
old men and old women hang onto the
straps.
That the Utah Light ard Railway
company has turned over TO the
children its whole system morning aud
evening to run to suit themselves.
That some Of the clerks In this city
could be more gracious and still not
overdo it.
That shame and confusion can over
take the first lie, but tbev are always
distanced by the third or fourth one
That he who lives by speculation is
never satisfied, no difference which wav
the stocks may 90.
That the approachable prophet,
seer and reveIator OF the Beehive house
is approachable only to those who op-
proach with their pockets full of tith-
ing and who ask no questions
That the natural gas flowing from
Republican headquarters is sufficient,
when ignited, TO beat up the whole
city, but it ism e worth cuss as an
illumipant.
That the majority OF ''our enemies
have gone over soul and body to the
American party and have taken q few
Of the ''best people on earth" with
them.
That there is considerable of a
breeze blowing through the '' Kernel 8
whiskers as he attempts TO review his
forty-third infantry.
That Farley P. would rather be
some other where than here; for can Z
you see his misery az j. Z. draweth
near!
That the University students hold the
corner at Godbe-Pitt's drug store, and
if you don't like it, you can take to
the street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
SERUM FOR FATIGUE.

London Globe.
DR.. Weichardt of Berlin claims credit
for the discovery of a serum which,
whatever its practical merits, is Ger
tainlv The most remarkable Of the anti
toxins. He calls it the serum of ia,
ticue. This is extracted from the blood
and tissue of other animals bled to
death after first being. subjected TO
inc subjected TO heat at high teplpera.
tnTe. The resulting extract is injected
into other auimals also ip 8. state Of
fatigue and from the. blood OF, these in
ocnlated animals is obtained the serum,
which, according to Dr.. WeichaIdt; de
stroys thc toxins resulting from fatigue.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
POLITE LETTER WRITER.

New York TribuDe.
The Rave Sekoko of Bakhurutsi, ca
BILE address "Smitb South Africa is
light, original touch. not perfectly lu-
cid, perhaps, but all good style compels
attention. We quote his letter to Lord
Sclborno: Congratulations with en-
thusiasm,'' he says, will bs glad to
see you face TO face, myself, Rave, and
some of my people, as we are children.
aud you are tho mother OF us all, and
we are all yours, under your govern
ment. May God bless and
comfort you as You have come to TINS.
Concessions, hope God will help with
Lady Selborne and the son and enjoy
yourself and all who are under you
May education flourish and decate.
Rainl Raiu.H
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
Here and There
THE ELEVEN LOST DAYS.

LII A~tS41 , iD~N wv l-t
New York Tribune.
The eleven days from September to
Is, inclusive, are memorable for having
once been entirely omitted from the
calendar OF the Anglo-SaXon world The
Gregorian calendar was not adopted
by the British Empire until l75I, long
after most other nations OF the civilized
world had eonformed with il. In that
year an act OF Parliament prescribed
that the next year. 1852, should begin
on January J, instead OF on March 25,
as had previously been the rule, aad
that in the following September these
eleven days should be dropped from the
calendar, the day following September
being known as September IA. Stirring
times those were, too. in which days
were not lightly to be spared from
year, with Give conquering 1ndia aud
Washington beginning the conquest OF
the Ohio valley, The procession OF
the equinoxes took no note OF tribes
like these, which eolld be accomplished
AS well under one calendarial style as
another. 1t may be observed that while
Gregory dropped only ten days from
1882, eleven days had TO go from 1882.
and Russia would have TO drop thirteen
from 1906 to square her dates with the
rest Of the world.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
the next Governor will begin With H,
and have six letters
ELY THE GREAT.


an illustrated review OF the great
eastern Nevada region, known as the
Ely mineral district. This includes a
considerable area of territory s1ld in all
of it the mineral products Are very
extensive, and the ore is rich.
Tho prominence that lily is now
taking on arises from the fact that
the Nevada Northern raivesry has just
been completed from Cobre on the
Southern Pacific, TO Ely. This is an
Independent line, which was built to
develop that mining region, and which
is sure Of an immense traffic as soon
as the mines can be nut in operation
and the necessary reduction plants
are constructed.
A large party OF Salt Lake business
ard mining men are now on the excur-
sion to Ely, whore iSney will look into
business opportunities and establish firm
commercial connec fions between this
city and the various enterprises that
are now under Nay in the different
mines at Ely and in the region round
about.
II will be the endeavor Of Salt Lake
TO do everything that is possible for
the development of the mines of that
section. SAT- Lakers are already
heavily interested there, and naturally
they wish TO put their properties in
2 producing e condition at as early a
date as Is practicable with the best
results. Others than Salt Lakers are
also in there engaged in the same gen
eral effort to develop the camp and
put the mines on q producing basis.
And above all, there remain there
large rumber Of the original owners OF
the mines, who have held on tenacious
ly, waiting for this glad day. There
can be no doubt Of the very extensive
production that viii come from Ely
and vicinity as soon as the mines are
o. sened and the reduction plants put in
commission.
Salt Lake viii be the natural com
mercial depot Tor all these immense op-
erations, and it is to the interest OF
this city-as will undoubtedly be found
to the interest of the mines in and
about Ely-to make this depot their
headquarters for all time. The con.
struction Of the Western Pacific west
ward is being pushed with energy
across the strip between here and the
Nevada Northern; IL is already fn-
ished more than half way. As soon
as connection is made with that line
there will be about as direct connee-
ton between Ely and Salt Lake az we
can expect for some time TO come. In
the meantime, the Nevada Northern,
with its Southern Pacific connections,
will undoubtedly receive tremendous
accessions Of business, and the camp
viii be going forward with leaps and
bounds.
The write-up which The Tribune pre-
sents this morning is entirely on merit,
and it IS from an entirely disinter-
csted source, every property, so far
as the means at hand could achieve
that result, being treated exclusively
on merit. II is a great showing for the
camp, and The Tribune hopes and ex-
poets to present many more such in the
near future, as that region develops
its mighty resources.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
FISH AS 4 CANDLE.

In Alaska is found a kind Of fish that
makes a capital candle when it is dried.
The tail of the fish is stuck into the
crack of wooden table to hold 1t up
right and it's nose is lighted, 1t gives
n good, steady light Of three'candl,e;
power and considerable heat and VIII
burn for about three hours.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
pUEIING MADE

Pittsbufg pIspHlcr- z
a bullet that hits the m
NOT kill has just been inv
Dcirlists of Paris. The 4
coustruc tion are not ment'
is said to be hollow and
several times. In a. test z
tice pistols were used With
resembling 8 sword htlt,
though the bullet does NOT
clothing it will wound iaake
men wore goggles Out
o02 struck some part or q
the duclists.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
PACKED THE 4

Chicago Eo0s.
A Manchester (N. H-9t
Boston TO pass a vacation
She had a little Kitten, a
was packing her trunk 80
playing around the upseE
The girl reached her destin
ton. she heard a mewing
1t seemed TO come from
Of her trunk. She quicA
it and opened it,. and tMne M
popped up its head and bli'
glad, indeed, TO get a WIN
And the girl was just abe
death,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

When 10 a party headquarters not
a party headquarters Look In et the
Republican committee rooms where the
Federal officials do not meet, and see
TIE answer.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Apostle Smoot Will be so busy this
week that he may have to depend on
Chairman Martineau and few others
TO do most Of the work Of the Demo
cratic convention.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Quite a number Of delegates may be
expected TO say things in the Demo
cratic convention against church inAu-
ence, and what il more, some nay be
in earnest.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Secretary Sauires will be pleased to
have any visitor from the country call
at his Office and get one of his nice
predictions 10 take home.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

While Postmaster Glove could not
consistently attend the Democratic
State convention as delegate, he
would be pleased to write a platform
for IL
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
PROVERBS ABOUT

Philadelphia Balletin.
The Germans say: 9
woman 8 6rst opinion. bu
ord. - This proverb
world-old theory that a
tuition is better than her
The French say: "A
petual torment, - and "a
is worth q woman of go
surd French cynicism, u
trust of womankind, is
tTayed in those two prov
OF Guy dc Maupassant g
The Spanish love thei
in a Light and .Jesting wa
proverbs make sport Of
stance. Women, wind
are cbangeable. - ''H ,
thing TO proclaim IN thl
you need OILY whisper it
Be on your guard Eeai
man and never trust 4
''There is only one bad
cry husband thinks he 1
Bitter and contenptuo
ian idea of woman. The
as they suck desperately
erably made Government
who loses his wife and a
has lost only the latter.
The Chinese objection
that sde talks too mach
tongue is, her sword, 9
permits il 10 rust. I"
The American proverr
.iWomen can keep a seer
a lot of them 70 do 1t,
paint to hide their blush
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

No brother need fear that he Will
not get good, hearty handsh2ke at
Conference, IS Brother Joseph Howell
will be present.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

However, the trouble in Cuba has not
ipterfered in the least with the making
Of pure Havana cigars of Connecticut
fobacco
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Mr. Borah, berag so sure of winning
is making numerous campaign speeches
merely TO reward worthy voters who
are supporting him
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

It is likely, however, that there will
be more trouble in Cuba later on, I'm.
less Secretary Taft can provide some
way by which both sides can win the
od1ces
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Mr.. Howell is loyal to his party, but
hs could think Of worse things thar
e, combination for the election OF him
aelf and the Democratic candidate for
Supreme judge.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Many conference visitors will spend
several days in the city without real
izing that the Federal officials are cut
of politics.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
About w
HER ONE REaR1
HGoerg Bazaar, ~ ~

Her ONE REaRI
Heoer's Bazaar. - &
Some years ago tbe,e :
one of those lovely souls = :
, SAINTS on earth. " Her ",
peen one Of inspiration
~ around her, and her end
triumphant. Ono by one
"ere summoned TO nor ba
ee1ve her farewell blessin'
a, eeit, as she left her, that !
on hallowed ground, Ono Il
VINO cared for her, said.
mnat a wonderful thing IL
can Look back over yo,,r i
nnd that there is absoIu.
you nave ever done that co,,
regret " The feeble old
a lttle sadly. and said;
Sut there are things II
lou, anntl'' cried her
gretiD N'd you
II regret she replied
times l might have had ~
There Is a deep lesson y
CONSCIENTIOUS housewife a.
Martha. "cumbered WITH
ing, and III her absorpsio,
routine she lets the onnc
change and recreation sin
Is a wrong to her househo'
70 herself. She owes ''n Ee
eneerlng atmosphere that q
from a happy, well-balance:
keep at her best the hom
have an outside stimuJn,
this domestic year with I
that you will not let ina
eLes stand in the way Of
ulent. ~
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Apostle smoot has An idea that at
Conference great spiritual revival
can be promoted tfat will help his
party's cause.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

One OF Secretary Taft'e easly acts
as Provisional Governor OF Cuba viii
be that OF declaring the shooting sea-
son closed.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Being religious n,an, Apostle
smoot will not do much swearing until
the condition Of his campaign makes it
imperative.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Later, coal producers may concede
that there should be change II the
price Of their product, and send 1t
Ia;
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

But the Ladies' Literarv club would
not think of asking newspaper man
20 tell it what he didn t know about
the ministry.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

The Rev. Mr.. Goshen found imperfec-
fions in the press, but could he detect
apv in the pulpit, worth mentionings
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

The Republican and Democratic com
mittees have separate headquarters
hut this is an era Of extravaganza
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30
'FIGHTING BEFORE

A-' " oGI VIE
New York World
The Hon. Thomas Sha
ing a lightweight bout !,
wood carnival, rebuked a
pusrllst. Remember. ~
dies. -
the refining influences o
all conflicts, from polo
q pleasant theory. a pre-,
SharkeY once disputed it.
the wife Of an opponent
united 20 a famous ring.
. Refnin' influence of
I'd got hin good an lie
sings out Give ii 10 himi
a minute he'd spiked me
" omen watched the fio
helmeted knights in the 4
ry, when broken ueeks
common. They witnessed
OF .aisdiators, as they sti'
fights in Spain and Mex
IN the hot fights of the
a more prolific source o!
the prize~rIng. Women
OF most private warfar,
the cause Of most nation;
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1906-09-30

Though the New York political sit
uatiou seems very uncertain, it can
he safely predicted that the name Of