New-York tribune., 1906-11-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

At the automobile exhibition which took place
two weeks ago at Leipsic King Frederick August
was conspicuous figure. He is an enthusiast
the subject of motor cars and is expert at the
wheel. Count Talleyrand Perigord, VINO presided
at the dinner the last day OF the exhibition,
spoke in high praise of the King the promoter
of automobiling.
A LITTLE GIRLS LAMENT.
They say, that sleeping dogs may lie,
For when ! tell the IttIest nb
They scold awful lot
Sometimes I wish 1 was a dog
Sos could lie lot;
For when I've taken mothers cake
I'd rather sleep than not
Tfs5 hen when yd ds shed say Now cementne'
"a 6d Siose spda} my eye eyes .6 and snooze n 5o bit
--Lippincotts Magazine.
Joseph Lang the public executioner of Vienna,
watch. which is held securely in his pocket by a
thiefproof hook Both the chain and the hook
withstood the attack of daring pickpocket who
endeavored to relieve the fangman of his treasure
in crowded street of the Austrian capital recently.
The thief captured and the watch which
the grewsome record of the owners official activity
is engraved, was saved
Minister'S Wtfe-Wake up! There burglars
,Minister-Wel; what of it? Let them. find out
their mistake Observation-Disclosures Register.
The Atlanta riots caused hundreds of Negroes 10
fee from the city for safety. Under these condi-
tions. the management of Atlanta University did
not expect that the fall term would witness
enrolment of Negro students of more than half the
usual number. Yet within fortnight of the time
when the streets Of Atlanta had been Redeemed
with the blood of massacred members of their race
the Atlanta University students arriving from
all Georgia and surrounding states in un-
precedented numbers. Quickly the records were
previous annual
to say, the increase greatest among the girl
students. Their dormitory full to over
flowing. Then letters promptly dispatched to
some thirty-fve other expected candidates. telling
them not to come. for there was no more room.
Some of these already on their way, and on
arrival were turned over to other Negro insttu-
tions.
the house sternly to Dreary Samuel. the tattered
tramp as he stood outside the door. shiverng with
I'm lookin, for work. replied he of the unem-
ployed brigade. Amt you got scrubbin or
washin' or cleanin' or nothink that honest body
could DOR
This earnest appeal for work made the household
er think that he had mistudged real, honest
he sad out now 0f w95R y5R speak like mani
like to hear Of any one willing to make an effort.
NO more I do whined Samuel. shudderng at
the bare idea; its work for my wife that I'm a
The following epitaph is copied from a tombstone
in Brandon, Vt, marking the grave of child who
Gicd at the of a few days:
Sweet maid, she glanced into our world to see
She turned away her ianguid eye
To drop a tear or two and sigh
Sweet maid. shc tasted OF life's bitter cup.
She turned her little head aside
Disguised with the taste. and died.
Maine reports so far in this hunting season six
teen deaths of gunners. The game receipts are far
below those of last year. Up to Saturday last 500
deer, 80 moose and 10 bears had been brought in
against 1876 deer, 20 moose and 10 bears for
the same period last year. The dry weather which
has made 1t difficult to stalk the game and the
number of leaves on the trees, obscuring vision
are said TO be res3o slble for the falling off in re-
cepts, although game is reported to be abundant
Romantic lie (witn his arm around her waist)-
All this seems so familiar TO me- darling-the quiet
wonder if it is a memory of some previous
Practical She-No William: it is more IikeIv q
memory OF some previous sweetheart.-The Ref
cree.
The federal bureau OF education reports that
there are 5SS city school systems in the United
States with a total enrolment of 1914 46S pupus
and an average daily attendance of 3s5i6OS an in
crease of 105 252 from the previous year In private
and parochial schools there were 1.99652 pupils,
an increase Of 39O17. OF the 5e9 supervising Off
GERS 22S0 are OF the 90 62i teachers in
the city schools. Ss.Ss5 are women. increase of
2533, whereas the number Of men teachers in
creased only fifteen The school property is valued
at $H0326.526 and the total expenditure for the
schools S3e S26 2O3 an increase of 623 per cent
FUN VS.. NUN.
please tell me-" said the lady
To her tete-a-tete at whist.
What's the difference twiXt a lawyer
And cpnyersatlonalSt?"
I'm answer that" the other said
And easily it's done
A lawyer talks for money
And the other talks for fun
-Yonkers Statesman.
Caruso has been telling the people in Berlin OF
his great success in the United States. where. he
says. when engaged by millionaire named Smith
sing two songs he got check for Sc 900 and got
$500 from a phonograph firm for four songs,
which because of a percentage the sale have
already brought him $1,000 additional in year.
The things l should remember
Are the things that | forget
And the things that I've forgotten
AIwlys cause vain regret.
But by forgetting to remember
And remembering to forget
hope that there vii. come q time
When III be happy yet
y, -rudgS