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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
Smiles

Tublo will hardly get back 70 the
senate.
Don't put on registering and regis
Ger your ucighbor.
Tho direct primary law certainly
does make business for the newspapers.
1snring bombs to build roalls may be
popular IN The city, but IL is not IN the
country.
It woubht burt n there was a lit
flo bees politics 10 tho next legislature
and more business.
Salem should not be given a black
syo because Salem men 60 out and
talk The TutHe law
sss
The Tutuc law win ucver build many
roads in Oregon " b don't take better
than 10 did 30 Maclwy.
sss
n it is , fact that Prof Hawley
has gonc fo writing poetry, Toozc AMI
Huston might bel well quit
The knights " pythias may build
n castle hal ai Salem syon after April
80. u will bo uam.d Wrghtman hail.
Asiorinni Japanese women In tho
past bod 10 marry. n thcy wcro sin.
SIC at 90. husbands were selected Tor
fhsgn By law.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05

That Hofer calls him greati
Is he az big as Uncle Ted,
As powerful in statei
Can he make mighty nations temble Pa
By sounding his shrill voicei
Can be great empires quickly make,
And tear them down at ehoicei
Can he play the game Of politics,
AMI always make it wini
As be docs in quiet poker games,
when be takes in an the tint
Can he shake the loailed plum tree, Pa.
And IN us an with fruitl
Can be- awe the house and senate,
And make them follow suti
Can he scoop out Coos Bay channel, PA,
To fifty feet or morel
Can he dam the great Columbia,
From very shore 30 sborcl
oh. no, my child, 'tis none Of these.
That makes our Hofer carol.
But it's the sight pf Toozie's
Large anil open barrel
Nay rav my suu, II him you knew,
You'd surely surely fn,l
That Toozio WOozie's only great
ln bis majestic miuh
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05

The Journal will pay no attention to
auouy nous attacks in the Salem States
man on tho dlitor Of this paper. Those
who enjoy that kind Of warfare are
welcome 10 the pleasure they get out
Of IL.
Putting an property up to cash value
is anothor way 70 cinch the miiIdle
class II tax payers who have nothing
that can bo bid.
Albany Democrat: Candidates for
the state legislature promise big things
Sums Of which will real peculiarly af-
ter the legislature adi0rns.
Tho DmuOcrats ~ Marion county
will not Try 90 evade the direct pri.
mary law They should put up candi.
dates By petition according 70 law.
The meoting at Machay was unau.
imousiy In favor Of COOL roads and al.
most ne unanimously apposai 10 the
ruttlc bin, passed by the last legisla.
turc.
A year hence there will BE- interest.
ing articles iu ail American newspapers
telling how tho first man broke into
tho q. g. scuato by The direct vote of
Tho people
Candidate Charley Johns Is "a good
dead Of joker. ono Of his papers
gcis OF this.
EXCLUDING SALOONS he has the
support aud cmhor-m,st, without re-.
gard 30 party, q practically every bus.
iu-s interest In Baker county"
sss
Hon J. y. Hedges of Oregon city |
who wants b. bo Democratic senator
at hrst drylinoi 90 make statement SO. |
1. Ilo now decides 10 aign tho plo,lgc. |
aud uayui 81 have a.urc my dsclIna.
.ion 10 sign Nafcmont No. become
,ouviurci by overwhelming proof that
b majority " my Tarty iu particular
md q Tho people g,u-rally iu this
.cuatorinl district favor tho state.
uout "
When thcy hn,l Il BE- nj loa,isl all
'iil take siui.nvut 80 T. A. l,ast
10 gooi ciiisons favor dircot election
z ucuntofa
Following pocm WIS publishcl In tho
'rcgon city Couior (pcm.) and IL be-.
" cirruiated a. a campaign document
is claim',l by -pm- of be admirers
Z mu ltwury talsuis thnt it u frum
ao I'''u ~ rrof W. G. Ilawlcy of vii.
,mott- university
How Big II TooEio woozle7
low hig BE- ruoEiN Woofil Pa.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR STATE PRINTER.

The undersigned announces himself
as a Republican candidate for renom-
nation for state printer. subject to
the decision Of the Republican voters
at the primary election April 20.
Now serving fret term. The same
courtesy that has been accorded to
state officers generally, that Of 10
nomination, would be greatly appre
clated. J.R. WHITNEY.
Albany, Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR STATE TREASURER

The undersigned announces himself
as candidate for the Office Of state
treasurer, subject to the decision Of
the Republican voters at the forth.
coming primaries
J. II. AtTREN.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
EoR Joint arnA-A-

The undersigned would rs.1..,.
ly announce himself as a Por',s,' ss.''l
candidate for Joint senator fron,
Linn-Marion senatorial distr,o, u
ject to the direct primary nomID.,'' ~
law. FRANK ]. NuJr.
Albany, Oevo,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR STATE SENATOR

] hereby announce myself ~ a can
didate for state senator Of this die
trie,, subject 10 tho nomination At the
hands Of the Republican voters OF Ma.
Tion county AZ tho forthcoming pri.
mary election.
ALEX. la FoLLETr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05

feeding value as hay for sheep. owing
20 its fneness, which maqes it much
relished by them, but alfalfa cut quite
c.rly and well cured will doubtless
give results equally good.-Orange
Judd Farmer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
roR couNTY REooRnEn

I hereby announce myself az q ess
didate for the Office Of county records
and solicit the support Of RepubRsn
voters for that nomination at the forsI
coming primary election.
W. L. JoNEs
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR STATE sENAroe

I hereby announce myself a.
didate for the nomination for 49,,
senator for this district, subject - =.
decision Of the Republican vois,, !,
the coming primary election.
J. N. SMITH
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR COUNTY TREASURER.

I hereby announce myself a. css
didato for reelection 10 the ofBc. 4
county treasurer, subject 10 nominaiiu
by the Republicans Of Marion counb
AZ tho forthcoming primaries
W. Y. RICHARDSON
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR COUNTY u1.rpr

The undersigned hereby annou,,.
himself a candidate for county AL,
Of Marion county, and asks the VIA,
Of Republicans for that position. A, a,
forthcoming primaries.
r. D. ALLEN
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FoR ATroRNHY aRNERAL

Tho undersigned hereby announces
himself az a candidate for reelection
70 the once Of attorney, general, sub
ject 70 the approval Of Republican
voters a. the primaries.
A. M. CRAWFORD.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR COUNTY CLERK.

The undersigned win be a N.
didate for County Clerk OF Mas~
county at the Republican prmas~
AprN 20. ROBT. A. CROSsAN
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
rOR gOVERNOR.

Republicans Of Oregon are hereby
informed that 1 am candidate for the
nomination Of governor at the primar'
les to be held April Goth.
JAMES wITHYCoMBE.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
ron COUNTY TRHAsuRER

I hereby announces myself a eaall
date for tho ofico Of county tfsasurr.
and AJAX tho support Of an Rep1bB
cans. ]. N. wITZEI.L
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
First Advantage
and Feature of
the RaCyCIe

10 having tho crank haug,r bearings In
a dircrt lime With tho center OF the
cfanksi which is done by rtsessine
tho hub of iho trauks at che crank
axle This places the two seis ~ ban
bearings mueh wider apaFt. aua direct
lN uu,ier the center ~ the pedal or
crank drive ,as is shown 10 sut 90 Isft,
lu using this principle of construction
ih'F' is less pressure ou ttt ba.I hear.
ngs b, tho weight pushed au Gao pedal
h' OBJ, rider as AN leverage anal pry
H eliminated by thc bearings being
place. iu direct line with ths center
of tho eTanks NJ tho pressure ou the
bali hsar'ugs is diminished tfe wear
'1 iae haiis cups and cones is reduced
'n thc S,mo proporl.ou, therefore the
wear is reduced tho friction &, les.
sened and uasonable amount ~
power is say,d. There being les. power
required means a saving 90 the rider
amt saving in NoaF ou the entire
wheel
II there were no other alysutas.s
than that Of having tho bearings in a
diroet line with the center ~ the
eranks this OF itself would make the
hA'f'LE run easier and last longer
Than any othoT make u bi,y,,e
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
roR sEcRBrARY oF sTATE.

I hereby announce myself a candi.
date for the Office Of secretary Of state
and ask the support Of all Republt
cans +. T. wR1GHTMAN.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
EoR JusTleg oE TnE PEAeE.

FOR JUSTICE or THE PEACE
Tho undersigned 10 a candidate toi
justice OF tho peace. for Salem pro
eincta. subject 90 Republican pri
mariea p. N. LATHRoP.
Salem No T.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
DO Now ideas

And real genuine comfort Interest
YOU iu glasscs. Then go 20 Hinges, sa,
lem's leading opilsian. lea Commercial
street g.agt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05

POLITICAL COLUMN

Announcements Of candidates
for Office will be published in
this column at reasonable rates
for men Of all parties.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
ron JUSTICE OF THE PHAoR

I desire tho nomination Of The b
publioan party for tho ofIioe Of jusis,
Of tho peace Of Salem district.
A. Y. MINTTRE
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
snaar Cured Raenn.

Tho finest in tho iand-s pounds to'
si,Oo, az Farrington's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1906-03-05
FOR SUPERINTENDENT OF PUB.
LIc INSTRUCTION.

] hereby announce myself as = can.
didate for denomination for the Office
Of superintendent Of Public tnstrue.
tion, and solicit tho support Of an Re
publieans AZ tho primaries April Goth
J. II. ACKERMAN.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1906-07-27

Few men know the real mean.
ilgs IF secret societies The most
Of them join them for the purpose
ri wearing a pretty pin or charm,
or q uniform suit and sword. and
never stop To consider the real
meaning IF their oaths and obi
cations toward their brother or 10.
a sister. That kind Of a lojgemau
is the man who is always seeking
70 destroy his brother or the hap
Of his family. such men are
Negro lodges more harm
than good, from which has come
much public criticism concerning
yood Negro lodges. ST. Joe Enter
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1906-07-27

?" James. African Methodist Epi,copa
church. located at Co 9Th Ave. and HobicI
street. Rev. Jordan Allen. Pastor. Seryic..
sunday at Il a. m. and 80 p. m. sunda,
school P. m, A. Marshall, Supt.. Carrie
Dorsey Choristor, Florence Anderson. s.c,y
'''yeF Meeting Wednesday Evening Cl,..
meeting, Friday evenings.
X J. Fletcher Lodge No. Ior, A. f. and A.
NJ meets he FIRST and third "Wednesday even
'"s' Of each month in the Lucas Block. R
Ford w. NJ; Jas. crump. s. w. " u
S T.,ers' ! W. Geo. Alexander, seey WR
Byrd Lodge No. II, A. F.spdA n
hr't and third Monday eye8ipc 81
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1906-07-27
SOME ADVICE,-AND A STORY

There is a somewhat ancient Ies'y.
contained in the following from ~
New York World. but it Il so eA.u
lent that the story is produced nei''
Don't advertise if you believe wv
are wasting money. Let your 'OI
pelitor waste his money on adVel'" n
ing, and perhaps in this way you.
soon put him out of business Ju.
stand back and laugh at him WIZ.
YOU SEE him squaudering his mOut
for printers ink. Once there "@
boy named,-we think his last nS-.
WSnamaker, or maybe Mou'!
maker a yhOw, his name was ~
some sort of a maker a,Ia ~.
of calico, three pairs OF :.
and a half dozen pairs of boots
this a dry goods store thlO4
Philadelphia newspaper D
red to sell a pair of socks !"
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1906-07-27
What They Say AboutTh PIaind-aler

"A very excellent journal" Col
u. H. Rice, State Treasurer.
you are making a splendid
paper. Hon. J. NJ. Kennedy, CITY
Clerk, Butte.
Il want to tell you of direct re-
suits I have received from my adj
vertisement in your paper" M.
NJ. Henniger, President Helena
Packing and Provision Co.
"A splendid paper. like it bet
ter than any paper of its kind I
ever saw. Mr.. Davis Butte.
You are getting out a great
paper and writing fine: keep the
good work up.'-Ira Smith. Fore
man Topeka Plaindealer.
Keep the good work up we are
you Father abraham 10000
strong. Chas Smith, Hayre, Mont.
You have avery creditable Jour
nal Hon, E. w. King, Bozeman.
Neat in mechanical make up.
lewsy and highly creditable. .
Butte Evening News.
Pleas notify this Office when Won
your address; or if your
does not reach you regularly
.ach week.
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Mrs. Geo. Willis is our Bntte co,
respondent and parties living in
Butte may report all news for publ
cation to her. She is also author.
lzed to receipt for subscriptions.
J. B. Bass, editor.
Preaching at St. James church
5th avenue and Hoback street, Sun.
days at III a. m. and 8 D. m. by the
pastor. Sunday school at ? D. m.
A Marshall supt., Carrie Dorsey
Chorister, Florence Anderson. sect
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month at "a IL S. Main 81. H. l. Bid
". NJ; G. NJ. lee, 5. w: T. Harris. Nv
Chas. Ecton, Sec'y; w. I. Rose, Treas.
Bethsheba Lodge, O. Z. 5 meets the n
and 4th Thursday evenings Of each noai
In their hall in the Lucas block. Mr.. Chs
Johnson, w. NJ; Mrs. y. Ford. A. NJ; Al
bert Napier, w. P; Mrs VI Simmons, Ira
Mr.. { c. Matthews, Sect; Mrs. Jos. GaE
Con; Mrs. J. Harrison, A B.; NJ. Q. Al.
nett, w; Chas. Johnson, 5; Mrs. l. NaEe
A. Mr.. Jas. Crump, X; Mrs. N. A. Cd'
Esther; Mrs. E. Dorsey. NJ; Mrs Gsag;
Alexander, Electa.
Golden City Lodge No. 3455. g. U.d0
f., meets The first and third Tuesday evening
OF ecch month. R. Brown. y. g.; N.
Reed, Y. g.; Howard, ?. y. g.; n. Ead
p. ); w. Parker, L. 5; ". Cottles, Trss'
J. w. Crump, y. F.: Albert Marshall, CHIP.
lain; w. Mason, Wardom; Ingram, l. 1f
]. Tolbert, p. n. +.
Household Of Ruth, No. So. meets BIZ
End and 4th Tuesday evening Of aA
month. Mrs. Matte Simmons, ?. M.Ne|
y. Mitchell, NJ. y. G.: Mrs. 5. Ford
r. n. Gi Mrs. E. Johnson, y. g.; Ms .
W. K.
Pride Of Montana Lodge, No. 4, H. oIf'
meets the end and 4th Monday evenings o.
.ach month at G. A. r. hall. w CHHh
: c.; II. Robinson, '. C.; 5 smith, NJ o.
+; W. Cottles, NJ. Of E.; H. Howard b
# r. and S; d. Gordan, NJ, al A. 0'
harrison, o. c.; w. c. Irwin, /. G.; A. nay
Prelate.
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Butte and Anaconda.

Mr.. ]. {. Allen is n of Butte's
enterprising citizens and has dem
onstrated his ability to conduct the
same. He runs the Acme Shining
Parlors on Z. Broadway and enjoys
a lucrative business. Mr.. Allen is
progressive and believes in the race
accomplishing results, he believes
IN industrial education and will
send his son this year to Prof. b.
I. Washington's school.
Mrs. =. w. Walton of 522 South
Idaho st is one of the leading ca
~tereSess' of the city and very enter
prlslng; her husband is valet for F
augustus Heinze.
W. NJ. Freeman has CHARGE Of
one of the leading bath houses in
he city; he is a believer in race
enterprises and does not hesitate
to encourage them.
Mrs. Geo. Willis u c@orrespon-
dent at Butte is arranging for am
extended visit to Seattle and we
will be without a correspondent at
this point until she returns.
We spent one day in Anaconda
me county seat of Deer Lodge coun
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ty last week and while w nor
have the time TO call 9-
people. We had the pleas
meeting some Of the citizens and
on our return we shall make --=H-
GUS efforts in behalf Of -ra r-a-z-
DEALER 50 that each week The
message Of Peace. Prosperity and
Union shall resound throughout
the city in which is locs.-E the
largest smelter ia the w9r. s it
was we were successful In getting
quite q number Of subscribe AM.
the PLtISDEALER viii from 15a On
Be watched for with interest 5v the
citizens Of Anaconda.
Mr.. 4. Leatherberry who resided
Helena for quite a Will. IS The
head waiter at the Montana hotel
and works a crew Of from y to H.. +,
He has been at this place for a
number Of years, having come out
rom the east at the opening Of the
anne in 50 and has WORKED for the
louse the greater part Of The time
Ince and has served in the capacity J
I head waiter since 1903.
Mr.. Frank Yamer is one Of the
nterprising young men OF the city
f whom every one we met had q
good word to say. We met him
ersonally and found him to be- tu-
rested as to the welfare. and pro-
-ess of his race. He is emplov4t-F
the Washoe smelter.
Mr.. Eugene Pryor and wifi con F.
a boarding house at No. 4l5
Front street and they ar doing II
cely and are also interested IN
&c enterprises. Mr.. Pryor is
.other one of the employees Of the
eat smelter company. u
T.. Holbert conducts a room
house at Nc. 20 Cedar street: he
s a large clean and commodious
ace and parties going to Anacon
will do well to to look him up.
is a strong race man who stands
all that is for the uplift OF the ,
e.
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POEITICAL SNAPSHOTS.

As time passes merrily on, it i.
a consolation to know that LaCroi,
IS nearing the end of his oficia.
career.
We are not nosing around but
we have been often told that the
poker games are running full blast
again.
If a certain sheriff in this state
is as good at aPprenending crimi-
nails as he is in eluding the editor
OF the PLAINDEALER he should be
reelected forever.
Clerk Of the District Court
Gnose of Deer Lodge county is a
genial and obliging official who
does not hesitate to encourage en-
terprise and thrift and we always
are glad to meet such broad-gauged
public officials, so that we can say
to our people at any time and
place that they are alright.
Hon. Geo. B. Winston. Judge of
the District Court at Anaconda is
conceded to be one of the ablest
Jurlsts ever presided over the court
IN this district. He is fair and i'm
and believes in Justice. and
our people receive at his hands al
fair and just consideration: the
color of the skin counts for moth.
ng. With him it is law and Justice
that is all we ask. For such
non we at all times urge united
.upport.
We have learned, unoficially :
however, that the call will soon be
ssued for the Republican state
invention to meet in this CITY in
he month of August. I
Republican Mayor Lindsay is
videntily a tenderfoot in the game \
+ politics; the thimble Triggers
eem to have him in charge. Elect
d by Republicans and his appoint =
lents are nearly all Democrats. I
e is proceeding to strengthen the ]
arty, they will of course fail over
ach other to reflect him.
Our own Senator Thos. II. Car
r has returned to his home in
ELENA after a strenuous session or
ard work in the u. Senate. =
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month at - IL 5. Main 81. H. l. Bad
W. NJ; G. NJ Lee, 5. W; Harris, "
Chas. Ecton, Sec'y; W. /. Rose, Treas
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Locals.

-
The PIafudeaIer Phone aumb-,
is 727 /.
Song service at Saint lanes sun
dav evening.
Miss Hattie Grs7o7 has returned
tothe city after shorts stay ~ Mis-
J.Hanker smith IS employed 10
our press room as Pressman.
The sewing circle met ~ the.
parsonage thursday
Lewis Thomas who runs q ranch
neaf Won creek was DO the CITY
tuesday.
John Montgomery Is in the city,.
this week himself and Gus Thorn
Ton having completed 2 contract Of 2
driving fifty foot tunnel On the !
mining property OF. w Robinson
HenT Caesar who has been hay
ing out near I'ston returned to
lily "ePnesday.
H. " Robinson IS in the city har- 4
ing been Out looking after his min V
ing interests which are located
near Eil'ston. n
Dave Gordon and VIM. Irwin |.
were granted a license by the coun
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1906-07-27
SOCIAL EVENT

The social event of the season
was the opening ball given by the
summer social club at Central park
Wednesday evening, over 40 invi.
tation were issued and the affair
was a decided success in every
way. To the sweet strains of the
best music the members and their
guests tripped the light fantastic
toe even unto the small wee hours
OF morning.-A special car was
chartered for the occasion and
every convenience was arranged
by the club for thosce who attcn-
ded. The club is to be congratulat-
ed for it's efforts to inanguratc a
series OF entertainments whereby
the people can attend such enioy-
able affairs as presented by the
social club last Wednes-
day evening.
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"A very excellent journal Col
II. Rice, State Treasurer.
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ENTERTAIN THE DIXIE coyr,z

ENTERTAIN THE DIXIE coMpAN,
Mrs. {. K. Mcevoy assisted by
Mrs. agnes Bush of Boise CITY
informally entertained the mem
bers OF the Dixie concert company
wednesday evening, refreshments
ana a sumptous rcpast was served
and the members of the company
expressed great appreciation for
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1906-09-30

We'll, them jury collects, an you know
that Cracker has to make good or o
fast. Sure enough the Cracker makes good.
The jury gets together an the Cracker talks
some. Sez he:
Darn everything, who see somebody
is pizened?'
They seq Doc, an then that Cracker
cusses some more.
"Wher's Doc seq he.
An they sends for Doc. In ne comes.
The sweat Is a-pourin' from Doc cause no
amt feelin' too strong on that analysis.
whats up ser he.
Darn you,' SEE the Cracker, didn't
you say that air woman you dug w was
~pizened2'
Doc sea he's made a mos careful analy-
sis an it's glass. That there Cracker cussed
wuss'n I ever heard.
Darn you, Doc Junk, he ser, Darn you,
that's my wife you dug up! You will dig
up graves n say people IL pizened, will
your You tole me my wife had typhoid
fever
We'll, sir, that knocked out the hanRin'.
Ole Doc he'd made a mistake an dug up the
crackers wife an left old Simp's wife in the
grave-darn him.
They let old Simp go. Sod Doo wan't
no good outside er calomel-dAm him.