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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
PEACE IN sANTO DOMINGO.
Colonel Cotton Reports Customs Receipts In
creased During Hostilities

Washington. Feb. The following cable mes
sage was received - The Insular Bureau today
from Colonel Cotton the Controller Of Customs IN
Sauto Domingo
's"uersls taud"iarlo De l. Rosa Bsrabona snd
Ioa The last reVOiutionsts 70 hold out have s'Ir-
rendered aDd ere granted amnesty
Peace End normal business conditions through
orr Tie republic entirely restored.
LusIelns receipts II January. during which late
lesulues took place. suTpass those Of amy rrsyl-
oifs month.
Colonel Coltons report FOR the eight months end
a November 30 last shows the customs collections
suinus expenses. amounted 70 N442S4e The Do
'nlicSn government received - per cent less Ok
anO So lsi was deposited NcW-Yorli as part
81 the fund - be eventually dst-ib1lied e-,ttC-e
ne foreign creditors q Santo Domingo If the
pending treaty is ratified. ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
BOYS AVERT WRECK.
Saue Pennsylvania r. Il. Flyer from
PIanging Into Riuer.
(By Telegraph to The tribune. !

Wilkes Barre, Penn, Feb. 2-An attempt to
wreck the Pennsylvania Railroad flyer between
this city and Philadelphia at a point near Nes-
copeck last night was frustrated by the pres
ence of mind Of two small boys. who gave the
alarm in time to save the train by less than a
minute.
The boys saw two men throw the switch
which would send the train from the main track
into a short blind switch, overhanging the
river and then twist the signal light as if moth
Ing wrong, The youngsters, knowing
something was wrong. dashed down the track
TO where they knew they could find a track
walker.
Half a mile away the lads reached him and
the three back to the switch fast they
could. AS the trackwalker threw it and made
the track safe the headlight of the express shone
around a curve ana it Numbered by safely.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
CANAL REPORT IN SHAPE.
Lock- System Probably Aduocated--
Will Be Signed Monday.

Washington. Feb. 2-The Isthulian Canal
Commission practically completed to-day It's
work of putting in final shape ats report to
Secretary Taft. The signing OF the report was
deferred until another meeting. which will not
be held before Monday. The changes and al
terations made it is understood. do not affect
the report in substantive way, but are merely
of verbal character.
1t is understood that the report urges that
lock canal will be the most efficient and the
most practical that can be constructed by this
government. The commission will submit as
an appendix to their report the views of Chief
Engineer Stevens, who has expressed himself
strongly In favor of lock canal.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
sHEEHAN FOR rAMMANy co,,,

nig U - sheehs' FOR short time smoker OF ,na
many Hall. was last night elected . - III ram
the Iainnany General Committee nom ,ho o-t OF
Of the sn District at the regular monthly sa-
ne - Iiecd LIup, IN West 2oth-st Nj Suleeling
MAS IN the clubhouse the fTst tj,, NJ Sneehan
T = no. On friendly footing. as Vet Wis ERlsh!
Which mr machine in the Sth Distrri2,. run
moved over 1 ato I lived for years and ~ IN
glad to have ;S Mp Speech IN which he said he Sas
more. he considaTe IN The Organization once
party. ''''I d valuable man 10 rio
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
ooRMANs SON FIGHTING B. AND O

10y Telegraph 70 The Tribune
Baltimore. Feb. 2.-State Senator Arthur n
German. il. is leading the fight OF the c,orr,a,,
Democratic organization in the legislature
against the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad II is
said his father has some old scores 10 Sottie
resolution went 10 the House committee today
calling upon the Bal more and Ohio To furD,sb
a stateIaept Of IT'S earnings and expenses since
dividends Of the Washington branch ,vero
passed, authorizing accountants to insnact ~.
company books aud providing drastic acti@1
ia case the company refuses TO comply, Witt,
G specified time. "itnil
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
BRANDON DELIVERS BOOKS.

Albany. Feb. Announcement was made bera
tonight in behalf of the Brandow Printing Com,
pany, the State legislative printers that conoIa+
bound copies of the entire testimony taken before
making seven volumes, OF nearly ona tbos'
pages each had been delivered TO State o45carx
here to-day This is the testimony in connec+ta,,
with which charges were made that thu rran,Sn1
company was Intentionally delaying Its printing
5HS "a A[hstlong-Cox bill, providing for the nri+
~ lve thousand extra copies of it, which naela9 ing
gtsAtS on Wednesday and the Assembly eile
was delivered to the Governor ~ - gerday,
awaits his approval ' 'o-UdE. ana now
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
MAY BE INELIGIBLE FOR REGENT

.,, =. ]SE9aIuph 70 The Tribune1
A'pd"|' Feo. I'm the opinion OF soma -. ~,
OF the legislature the law under which t
OF bunalo, who has been suggested as c,.1,,s'a'
70 succeed St Clair McKelway. OF Brookyn te
S,@4u lot election. The section saws tha+ %
hegents are to be elected represent the rario oe
and their OF the State as near as may be-
-, T1eessors are 10 be elected ..ip the So,
This It is held probabI o,i1 same
from the q District OF W6ic6 Mgbkelways successoT
It allow Mr. Butler OF the st5 and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
COUNTY TREASURY OUT OF PAWN.
Sale of Bonds Effected After Six Weeks of
Embarrassment
LBy Telegraph to The Tribune. !

Plttsburg, Feb. 2---The treasury OF Beaver Coun-
", after having been in pawn TO the Sheriff of
Butler County Tor six weeks, is about to be re-
leased. The treasury was seized just prior to the
first Of the by the Sheriff Of Butler County at
the instance OF the Ohio River Bridge Company
which sold the county three bridges.
The County Commissioners expected 10 pay for
tia bridges by the sale OF $4,000 bonds but the
sale was delayed because the county could not get
a satisfactory premium. Thereupon the treasury
seized. To-Day The bonds sold to n. w
Harris a Co. OF New-York at a premium of
s. 25S 40 They will take up the bonds within thirty
days. and The treasury will be released.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
SHUTS CITY OUT OF ULSTER COUNTY.
Another Measure Aimed at New-York Intro
dueed in Assembly.
by Telegraph TO Tbs Tribune. ]

Albany, Feb. Another measure sweeping and
specific in its provisions. introduced to-day by
Assenblyman Cunningham, TO keep New-York City
out Of Ulster County as a source OF water supply
1t prevents acquisition Of water rights by con
domination for the benefit OF any water corporation
outside of Ulster County.
AsseulblyInan Prentice introduced a hill er,
powering the Board of Estimate and Apportion-
ment in NewYork to include in the annual estimate
such additional annual compensation to the Judges
or the lnlted states Circuit and District 'COIlrr
who hold court and live in the city of New-York as
it deemed proper. - n O.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
WAS POSTMASTER FORTY YEARS

Lacrosse, Wis. Feb. Thomas Aiass-. - -
master at La Crescent. MINI, FOR forty Co.'s" >
tive years (1s5s 10 1882. is dead az ms a.
eighty-two years He held Office tas -
OF any postmaster in the United sIsa7.
consecutive years are considered AshsI y
Louis and the Chicago eXpositioHs - ~ -
honor OF being the Oldest possnA'''A
country
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
MRS. GRACE TAeeART IN EUROPE.

IBy Ielegraga % Iba Tribune ]
Cincinnati, Feb. Positive information that
Mrs. GIaee Taggart, divorced wife of Major E.
F Taggart, has fed to Europe TO retain custody
of the two boys. Culver and riddles" awarded
by the courts to the father came TODAY in n
letter from Miss Rose Rooney, who is Mrs Tae
CARTS companion Oh The trip. The letter was
mailed in Liverpool Mail addressed 10 Mrs
Tagsart here has been forwarded to Paris care
the American Legation.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
HARGIs FEUD WITNESS POISONED
DeS'h OF States InfOrmer stirs Up Trouble
in Breathitt County. XIV.

- AVIcSfaph TO The Tribune
Ers-,s,'. ~. ny Feb AFTER weeks Of peace In
~ -, UNITY Trouble has broken out afresh "a
me result OF the death Of FLEMING 1barn us 80
= n,e''ul Of arsenic which had been placed IN :,
no'lls OF quinne Ills daughter took a dose a. an,
a. ntcu @'d nearly died Tharp was 10 have tsst,e.,
deliverss "a St,1oV had been left his hands 10 H.
se ea,SSIs1 10 Nose Fitner ana James SanffsTV ~
N'A' - 'uaxs James HsEgis should DO kulsd -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
SENATE CONFIRMS NOMINATIONS

WashtHg1cr. Feb. THE Senate IN executive ses
sion to-day confirmed the nominations Of Brfgadier
General George 3. DAVIS 70 be judge advocate gen
ersl with the rank % brigadie- general; B-ica6er
General william CEozier. be chief Of ordnance
With the rank Of bl2gadier general; also other
army uomina lions ~' 0N--7l
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
ARMY MAY GET $70,000,0O0.
House Committee on Military Affairs to Re-
port Measure Carrying Appropriation

Military Affairs finished its consideration Of the
Army Appropriation bill to-day. and Monday
will report Il measure carrying appropriation
Of about 100000. which IN round numbers is the
amount Of the last appropriation for the army.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
TAX COMMISSIONS coIlecr,on.

FAIDu4y' FtD THE State poar5 =,
~ lo-asy announced that the total I'm
months OF t IT, under the law In the first
gate Of expenses sIiItaon MAS Slt.l59 - Tbe aa
includes the coe per cent Of the collfco11e ~ 80
s' "a supplies Tor "a who'll US ms
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
10 CURE A cuiD ~ one pAy

FAKE LAXATIVE BRoMO 1uinine Tablets D-nv,,s,
fetund money u IL fails 10 l. W. LaOVEs sis.
nature Ia each box zsn "
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03

Itrnt,r pIt-s i1hi' CURE Tog PHI ~
sr1,sgfs+ v,l, bleeding or ProtrudtD, -,
70 cure s0u 70 IA aayss a. PAzo OINTMENT ts 9n.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1906-02-03
SUNDAY SERVICES Ar VARIOUS cnrscHEs

The Tribune publishes each Saturday announce
nents of the various churches with Of preacher
and topic of sermon Consult these adYsrtisenerts
to-day under heading of Religious Nafiees
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

Members Wear Their Hats Except
When They Are Standing.


1t is II curious custom that in parlia-
ment members can wear their hats
when they are seated on the benches.
but when they rise from their seats,
whether to address the house or to
walk across the chamber, they must
uncover, says IIarper's Weekly. A
new member usually gets somewhat
mixed up regarding this unusual GUS
tom, and he is frequently greeted with
shouts of HAT. Hat"
Mr.. Gladstone never brought his hat
into the house. But there are certain
occasions when Il member Is obliged
to put a question Of order to the chair
seated with his hat on. One evening
Mr.. Gladstone had to address the chair,
and forgetf,ll of the rule rose to his
feet instead Of remaining seated
with his hat on. A loud shout of
| "Order, ORDER" from all parts Of the
house forced him to his seat. and he
was obliged to put on his head the hat
OF one of his ieutenants. The grand
old mans head was OF abnormal size,
and the comical effect Of the hat drew
| forth loud laughter.
AS every American visitor to the
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

Georgc-Rather than remain single,
would you marry the biggest fool on
earth II he asked you? Clara-Oh.
George, this Is so sudden.--Chicago
Daily News.
Claude and Clarice are I'm a terri
bic predicament." "IIow Is that?''
"They paid SO much for their going.
away outfit that they can't go away"
Louisville Courler-Journal.
"How often do your housemaids
dust" "Do you mean how often they
fan the furniture?" asked slangy Mrs.
Nuwedd. cor how often do they skip
ut?"--Louisville Courier-Journal.
Mrs. Knicker--I thought you were
going abroad? Mrs. Bocker--So was
but my doctor offered me such love
ly bargain in appendicitis-only one
thousand dollars.--Harper's Bazaar.
Anne Teeke-Mr. Gasser is such an
interesting talker Always saying some
thing one never hears from any one
else. Hattie IIotterwunne-Has he
been proposing to you. too?-Puck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

house of commons knows. strangers are
only admitted on introduction to the
strangers gallery. Women sit behind
perforated screen at the opposite end
of the house from the men. If atten-
ton is drawn to the fact that the
strangers are espied," the galleries
must be cleared. In 1870 this auto
cratic power was slightly modified. and
now resolution of the house to re-
move strangers is necessary. The occa-
sion of the change was when the prince
Of Wales (the present king was pres,
ent in the strangers gallery. occupying
seat in the peers section of it. Jo-
seph Biggar. the we'll known Irish
member. to the Amusement as we'll as
to the amusement of a crowded house
informed the speaker that he "espied
strangers" The strangers were i'm
mediately removed, including the fu.
ture king Of England.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
Could Most Catch the Train.

There is man in Enfield. Conn.,,
who drives a carriage to and from the
station for the accommodation CD of
the public. lie is exceedingly slow
nearly always being little behind
time. One day he was engaged to carry
Il lady to a train which it was very i'm
portant she should catch. She watched
and waited with hat and coat on. until
it was nearly train time. At last Mr.
G. drove up. hurrying not an atom.
The lady's husband flew to the door
and impatlently shouted: Whats the
use of hurrying now? It's nearly train
time" WAL drawled the immovablc
hackman, "if your wife has her things
on and is ready to start | reckon l can
git her most there
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

bed for ten weeks. After being given
up, I began using Doan's Kidney Pills
In Q couple of months I regained my
old health, and now weigh 1873 pounds.
Twelve boxes did it, and I have been
we'll two years."
Sid by all dealers. so cents a bon
Fuster-Ailburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
have been able to test the rate on San

have been able to test the rate on San
Thome, 1t is almost equally high.
'At the end of the five years the sur.
vivors are called up in patches of about
fifty before the curador and are inform
ed that their contract has been renewed
for another term of five years. They
for single case in which slave from
Angola has been returned to his home.
a very few escape over sea In canoes.
A few hundreds. especially on Principe.
have escaped to the forests. and are
living there like wild beasts. From time
to time the planters institute drives or
battues and shoot them. 1t was de-
scribed to me as fine sport"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
PRIDE.

eyes. madam" said the physician
your little daughters foot seems to
have been bruised severely, that Is all
Probably she struck 1t against stone
or the wall. At any rate. you need not
worry. I would suggest that you ap
oily the old-fashloned remedy--a bread
and-milk poultice."
"How common 7" murmured the
proud mamma, whose husband by the
way, had just succeeded in turning an
other million dollar trick in stocks
"Bread-and-milk poultice! Doctor
don't you think It would be more in
accord with our position IN society II
we used poultlce Of cake and Ice
cream T'-Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
Sfc0 Reward, 500.

The readers Of this paper viii be pleased to
Learn tina, there is ct least dreaded disease
That science has been able to cure in Ri its
stages, and that is catarrn. Halls tatarrh
melica, fraternity. tstsrrh being consitu-
tlunal disease, requires p constitutions! treat
actlng directly upon TIE lood and mucous
sur aces ii the system, thereby Il stgoying the
fopn !nticn OF tho disease, and giving the pa-
and assisting nature in .ioitg It's work. The
proprietors buve So much faith i'll its curative
powers that they offer one Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that it tails to cure. send fer list
OF ties timouials.
Address. +. J. CHENEY " CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by druggists, 7jc.
Halls Family Pills are The best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

is $40, though | have known a man to
give rs much us 500 for really nice
looking girl She. however, was not
required for emigration.
slaves Are Exported.
Large numbers of the slaves are
kept to work the plantations on the
mainland or other Industries along the
shore. But l am now dealing only of
the export trade, to the Portuguese isl
ands OF San Thome and Principe in the
Gulf Of Guinea. The slaves are CON
veyed on the ordinary passenger steam
ers, which run about once fortnight.
A day or two before the steamer starts
they are collected in a public building
before Portuguese official called the
curador They are asked whether they
are willing to labor on the islands for
five years. Not the slightest attention
is paid to their answer. A tin disk
with a number and a tin cylinder con
tanning a paper with particulars as to
their names, etc. are hung round their
necks, and having entered the Office as
slaves, they go out as contracted Ia
borers.' This Is the process which the
Portuguese call redemption 1t is a
most lucrative process for all concern
ed, except. of course. for the slaves,
who are only the merchandise.
"They are next taken on board in
lighters and herded forward. After
about weeks journey the slaves are
landed Oh San Thome--Okalunga, or
the Island of He'll, as they call it-and
they are distributed among the planters
who have requisitioned the emigration
committee for them. The planters pay
from $12O to $3.50 for grown slave
delivered In good condition.
"lr Is almost entirely for the cultiva-
ton of cocoa that the slaves are re-
quired for the two islands. being I'M
der the equator and nearly always veil
ed in mist and dripping with moisture,
arc as good for cocoa as they are dead
ly for human life. and the cocoa trade
is HOW of great and increasing value.
l believe 1t amounts to about S5,OO0,000
year. And the value of the slaves Is
consequently so great that think their
masters try in most cases to keep them
alive. Among the slaves Of Principe
one In FIVE dies every year. and where
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

orr to cit on the west verandas Of the
hotel and watch the hundreds Of sea
tlons and seals which congregnte on a
large rock about 200 feet from the
mainland. In stormy weather the
waves frequently swept over the tol
Of the building
Ono hundred yards north OF the Cliff
h0tei are situated the famous Sutro
baths. which were built into the rocky
blum. Che baths are constructed OF
stea and glass and are said to be
among the finest in the world. They
were built at Il cost OF about $500. 200
by the late Adolph Sutro. who before
this death gave them to the city Of San
Francisco. The great structure Ia
about 8O0x30O feet and the top Is prob.
ably 200 feet above tho ocean. Here
on Sundays and holidays thousands of
girls and boys gather to swim both
winter and summer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
SLAVE TRADE GROWS.
GET RICH SELLING
NATIVES.
ThOusa nds Of Africans Are Exported
Yenrly-MOst Of Them Go TO Work
in the Cocoa Fields of San ThOMe
and PRINCIPE Islands.

AS result Of the exposure of the
slave trade In Portuguese Africa, by
Henry w. Nevinson. the explorer, it Is
probable that the British government
will take steps to put Il stop to the cruel
treatment of the natives by the slave
dealers. In speaking OF the traffic in
slaves, which Is growing rather than
decreasing Mr.. Nevinson says that in
most cases the slaves are originally OBJ
tanned by natives. who buy them on
some charge of witchcraft. or for debt
or for drink Sometimes they are kid
mapped, or captured in raids. Some
times they are mere plumber 6f Portu
guese traders.
They are then taken TO the so-called
"enlgration agents" who are establish
cd at various points in the country UNI
der Portuguese regulations, and arc
forwarded by them to the coast. where
they are received by other agents. chief
ly at Benguela. but also at Novo Re
dondo and I.oanda. The prices natur-
ally vary according to the slaves health
and capacity.
II have known woman" declares
Nevlnson, who was taken from her
husband and three children far IN the
interior, bought for 20 cartridges and
sold in Benguela for about $50. In the
district Of Bihe, which is some 300 miles
from the coast, an OK, n load Of rubber
and young slave are regarded as
about equal value. But in .Renguela,
rs nearly as l could estimate. the aver
age price given for emigration slaves
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
Not After Game,

Osce upon time a mighty hunter,
armed to the teeth, met yokel In the
highway.
my good fellow" quoth the mighty
hunter "can you show me tigers
tracks?'
NO" answered the yokel. IL can't
do that But can show you tiger"
"Fool!" roared the hunter. as he
turned away. "Who said word about
anything but ksw-Life
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
CLIFF HOUSE SAFE.


Fam0ns Hotel stands. Though RE-
ported Destroyed by Quake.
The famous Cliff House at Golden
Gate was first reported thrown into the
sea By the San Francisco earthquake,
but waR afterward found to be only
slightly damaged.
The hotel stands on rocky bluff
overlooking the Pacific ocean. 1t is
probably fifty or silky feet above the
water and Is favorite resort for thou
sands ON bright days winter and sum-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

"For fifteen years /
had kidney troubles,
and though l doctored
faithfully, could not
find a cure. l had
heavy backaches, diz.
zy headaches and ter.
rible urinary disor-
ders. One day l col
lapsed, fell insensible
on the sidewalk, and
then wasted away in
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
One of the Two Sure.

First Doctor-Have you noticed that
the people who live In mountainous
country generally have good lungs?
Second Doctor-Yes. If they don't
they die there.-Philadelphl Inquirer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21
To Break in New Shoes.

Always shake In Aliens Foot-Ease. a
powder. 1t cures chilblains, damp
sweating, aching. swollen feet Cures
'orns and Bunions. At all druggists and
shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept any hub
stitute Sample mailed FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmstead, Leroy, N. Y.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1906-05-21

The English Is living language and
Is bound to change both in spelling and
grammar. There was a time when the
split infinitive was more widely ac-
cepted than it Is today and the double
or Quadruple negative was in good re-
pute. There was also time when
spelling was SO different from present
usage as to be nearly unintelligible
now-which caused Artemus Wards
witty remark that CHANGER may have
been a great poet but he could not
spell. AS long as a language IL alive
change Is Its order, as 1t Is with any
living thing-change Is life.
Newberry--Is SANFORD or an optt-
mistlc temperament? Baldwin, should
say he ls | have known him to go
into Il restaurant without cent In his
pocket. order n dozen oysters, and feel
satisfied that he could pay his bill with
pearl.--Llfe.
Obllging Motorist Ito groom in Diff
culties with horses) Shall / stop the
engine? Groom-Never mind that, sir.
But If you gents wouldn't mind just
gettin' out and 'idin' behind the car
for a minute The 'Orses think it's
n menagerv comin' PUCK.