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New-York tribune., 1906-06-23
To THE
GATSNlll MOUNTAINS
To THE

Via the Caisksll Mountain. Otis and Cat,-
Kill and Ianncrsviile Rallways
Direct connections Daily. except SUNDAY,
with the \. y. Central train leavtn. \ 4
az ll.lj A N. and the West shore t~afes
.eavIng Vest 4@i 81 az $50 y NJ and
If.35 A. NJ
AlsO direct connection vita the HUDSON
klN tE DAY LINE aud the CATSKIII
EVENING LINE STEAMERS PURCHASE
TICKETS VIA t'ATSKIII.
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BALTIMORE & Ohio 2

ROYAL Blue LINZ. TRAINS
- ElYery other hour The even hour ,.
10 BALTIMORE AND WASHINGToNr
,,I- Leave ave, New York City. 23d S.. Lily 81
.WAsh1NGTON, Buffet. 75Oa son -,
Nv, MN,ASH1NGTON. Diner $50 am 10 90 an
w " H1Hs-+AsS14i4NGION, SiION, Dlner. IL. 80 am - 90 an
WASHINGTON. Buffet. I.5O pm > ~ ~
~ hoy t-N-44 Al. LTD Diner. 3.5O pm 400 ona
WASHINGTON. Diner. 3Opm 3 NJ IN -,
fWAsHINiFON. Buffet. $50 pm T69 IN n,
fWASHINGrON. .SlSepers. .1L5O pm I2.I5 ne
sex. sun. +r,s,-
Through Daily Trains to the West
Leave New York City pa e 7 ~ q.
SSA74ISASO. S71ICO. PII.TSBURG. 11.5O pm I215 ne
CHICAGO. COLUMBUS. 11.5O am i2O0 m
PITTSB i,I,T1Il IJI9 ER6 = GLEXED $50 pm 400 pm
GIN. 81. LOUIS. .LOUISV. II 50 pm ~. ~ ~
SIN SSN ST LOUIS, ,LOCISV. $50 am 1000 am
GIN. ST-LOUIS. .LOCISV. $50 prn q a. ~,
Offices; 245. asa. 1900 Broadway. 8 Astor
House. 1O8 Greenwich St % Union Sduars
W. S9l Grand St. ". Y 343 Fulton :,
BROOKLYN: West 23d ST. and Liberty s.
AFTER p m. sleeping car reservatisna
and ruL Information regarding trains -
can De obtained at Bureau Of Information
81 & o. r r.. 23d ST. Terminal. Phone NO.
Chelsea 3144
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CENTRAL HUDSON LIME
Boats leave Franklin 81. p M: Satur-
days. 2. NJ. for Kingston Through the
Highlands by Daylight: full daylight trip
every Saturday Connecting with CATS
KILL MOUNTAIN points via L. & d. r
r. Early morning train from Steamboat
Dock
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CUNARD LINE.


hTom Piers 5l-52 North River
LIVERPOOL VIA QUEENSTOWN
-A4NAN q .dQue j.. NJ
Etruria. .--... June 80 Lucania ..... Iuly Z
Carmania. -----.J July 3 Z mbria. July IA
.Ultonia. Second and third class oniy
GIBRALTAR-ITALY- -ADRIATIC
New Modern Twin Screw Steaiuera
SI.AVONIA--JUly 10, 10 A. NJ. Aug * Oct I6
FASNONIA- -.- July II PM: sept N
CARPATHIA. eel. July n I PM sept =
VERNON II. BROWN. s. A.
n "a state 81. opposite the Battery
ADVERTISEMENT and subscriptions Tor
The Tribune received at their Iptou n
Once, No. 1864 broadway. between S6tn
and 37th SITS. until 8 O'Clock 2. m. Advef-
tisements received at the following braucl
sffices at regular offce rates until s o. o'ciock
.. m, viz "a sth ave. e. cor. 23d ST
l53 9Th ave. cor. 18th 81 p2 East i4th -
.5T West 42d 81. between 7th and Sth ave. F.
e6S West I25th 81. 1898 "a ave. between
18th and nth sts: iOe6 80 ave. near 5lst
st: 1T0S let ave. near S9th 81 lST East
A2dth Of. Ioo fremont ave; go 50 ave-
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HAMBURC-AMERICAN LINE.

Special Passenger Service.
PLYMOUTH H-CHERBUCRG-H
OceanR. .June23. 10AM Deutschland July 20
DeutschlandJe2s. 9AM Amerika. -. Aug 2
Amerika. July 5.4AAi IBluecher. -. Aug o
KalsAV. Jly19. :3OPAIl Kais. a. V. Aug. 10
Among the special features OF these ships
are: Grin Room. RitZ-CarltOn Restaurant a
la carte. Elevators. Gymnasium. Palm Gar
den, Electric Baths etc.
Twin Screw Passenger Service.
DOVER QONDON OR PARISO AND
HAMBURG
Large Twtn-Screw Vessels OF i4,O0O tons
Superb Passenger Accommodations.
Pretoria. June rs. am Patricia July y
waldersee. J'e 30. IL :5sfa m Pretoria. Aug.
Penn Ia July IA. l1:30 ami Waldersee- -Aug11
.Batavia. July q. 3 am Peuns Ia Aug. 3
ITO Hamburg direct.
MEDITERRANEAN SERVICE.
To NAPLES AND GENOA
T. Oskar. July 17(P. Adalbert Sept =
P AdaIbert. Aug q +AIoltke. ..... Oct. %
fMoltke Sept. HIP. Adalbert O.. Nov q
tCalls Gibraltar: has Grill Room and
Gymnasium.
SUMMER CRUISES
To the Norwegian F5orfs North Cape.
Spitzbergen. Iceland and European seaside
resorts. Send for programme.
TRAVELLERS CHECKS ISSUED BY
THE COMPANY
OFFICE. 81 BROADWAY. y. Y.
Phone. 1900 Rector Piers. HObOken.
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ALL ANGELS CHURCH,
D.. WEST WI2Tr End. END AVE; AND slsT ST
Holy 0ommuni9n, m. Morning Prayer and Sermon.
All E s2E1s 2E5 cRit9El4ql an ;S,h Street
a CHEERFUL RELIGION"
Services II a. NJ. An cordially invited
AT FIFTH AVENUE BAPTIST CHURCH.
s-s West s6th street.
Rev r ?. JOHNSTON D. d. Pastor
Public worship with preaching by the Pastor. at IL A NJ
No EVENING SERVICE
AT IENoX AvENI-E UNITARIAN CHURCH.
MERLE sT CRoiX wRIGHT
Church will close July ana August
BAPTIST CHURCH EPIPHANY. Madison Ave. cath.
aoe ummeF shs R5ss'hS Siseai ssfS. I4whs ws Sa
BRICK CHURCH.
Rev Sh@S william aha X RfcHhRDs D
mlllsesIs' Rev. SHEPHERD KNAPP.
-, Dr. Richards VIII preach II. Communion at the
STRANGERS WELCOME
BROADWAY rABERNAcrlB
Broadway and seth st.
Rev Fs MILAN 5EFEFRsS a p k..sesa 2 Pastor
Tie Assiani PASTOR viii n a. preach m ana az bo p m services.
rR GAkvARE ~ RAPTsT ssh sD ., y. MAGAR
Prot BowmsI's grand chorus.
CALVARY METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Rev. Dr cifARI1Es /. G0oDEII. Pastor
Preaching at 1913 a m ana ?, m by Pastor.
cEs:TRAL PREsBYTERIAN CHURCH;
Hest eth 81. between between BroadTay and 7th Ave
Re- JoSEFA TATi9R BEffA2 & & 2:s.tsnf s6S
Rev. JOHN DIXON l.. D.. will preach
al II q. m and ,. m.
CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION
FIFTH AVENUE AND TENTH STREET
Rev. PERCY sTICINEY GRANT. Rector.
Il a n. Morning Service and Sermon.
Preacher. Rev. LLOYD b THOMAS.
p. m, Now the Day Is over by Radford
CHURCH OF THE DIVINE PATERNITY.
Central Park West and 76th ct.
Rev. FRANK OLIVER HALL. D. D.
Il q. m. Experiencing Religion"
CHURCH OF THE INCARNATION. Madison Ave
and S5th ST Rev. W NJ GROSVENOR, D. D. Rector
A. NJ. Holy Communion II A. NJ morning service
and sermon p NJ Evensong-
CHURCH OF ZION ~ AND 81. TIMOTHY.
Rector. Rev. HENRY LUBECK. d c L
MoTnins @ Prayer Preacher Rev DR. Rushton o'clock
Choral Service r. NJ
Rev J. ELMENDORF, D. D.. Senior Pastor.
FIRST CHURCH. l2lst St. near Sd ave-Pastor. Rev.
BENZ. z DICKHAUT. II 3. IN. and p IN, preaching
IENoX AVENUE CHURCH corner 123d st-Pastor
Rev. EDGAR TILTON, Jr., d. D. IL a. IN and p m.
preaching by the Pastor
FIFTH AVENUE BAPTIST CHURCH.
G-s 46th Street.
Rev r. 7. JOHNSTON D D. Pastor.
Public Worship Preaching by the Pastor at II A NJ
CLOSING SUMMER SERVICE.
FIFTH AVENUE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
FIFTH AVENUE AND 5aI'H STREET.
Public worship on June "A az y a m and so p m
viii preach at both services.
strangers are cordially invited
FIFTH CHURCH OF CHRIST. SCIENTIST. 22s go
West 45th s-Ser1ces i a. N and p. Wednesday
evening : Reading room open daily.
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WORK WANTED.

situations Nuntrd-EsIe and Fer0ale-
I'-T ..rf- .ro- exceed -ug - Woroe). tAiee
-at-F-. ..rrs- seven Insertions, ~
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Male.
F-a-J -.E-. and IEPAlRER oehlfes
isa "..st tst.. 500 f-sst stth o.
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HAMBURG-AmERICAN LINE.

Special Passenger Service.
PLYMOUTH-CHERB RBOCRG-HAMBURG
Oceana- .June23. lOAM Deutschland. July %
Deut chlandJe2S .9AM IAnerika. Aug. 2
Anerfka July SIAM Bluecher. Aug. 8
Kais. .AV .Jly19. .3;30pm Kals. A V.Aug. 16
Among the special features OF these ships
are: Grill Room Rftz-Csrlton Restaurant
la carte. Elevators. Gymnasium. Palm Gar
dsn. Electric Baths, etc.
Twin Screw Passenger Service.
DOVEP GONDON OR PARIS AND
HAMBURG.
Large Twin-ScreW Vessels Of Il 600 tons.
6tIpsrb Passenger Accommodations.
Pretoria June .. 8 m Patricia. July -
waIderses .J'e 30. II 80 am Pretoria Aug. q
Penns' Ia July IA. IL 80 am lWaldersee- Aug. II
Batavia. July p. am Penns IA. Aus. %
ITO Hamburg direct.
Mediterranean Service.
TO NAPLES AND GENOA
P Oskar. July III P. Adalbert. Sept. 25
tAfoltke .. July "a P. Oskar. 80. Oct. 9
P. Adalbert Aug. : tMoltke. e...... Oct. .
+Moltke Sept. hip. Adalbert. Nov g
1Calls Gibraltar; has Grill Room and
Gymnasium.
TRAVELLERS CHECKS ISSUED BY
THE COMPANY.
OFFICE. 81 BROADWAY. " Y
Phone. 1900 Rector. Piers. HobOken.
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AMERICAN LINE Selling .ni5 g'- At s;so e 4 a n
PLYMOCTH-CFIFRB' G-SOUTHAMPTON
New York. June % Philadelphia July
ST. Louis. June 3Ol ST Paul ..... July "A
RED STAR LINE If0H if n Per
DOVER-ANTrWE TrWERP-(LONDON. PARIS).
Finland June q. lam Rroonland. July liam
V'land .Je 80. 10:3Oam iceland. Jy. u 10 .3Oam
WHITE STAR LINE ls9 ET0H Pier
NEW HORK-Q NSTOWN-1IVERPOOL
Teutonic-- -Je. -. loan Majestic july II. 10 am
Cedric June 29.l1am Celtic. July IL. II 30 am
Baltic July =. = am Oceanic Ju1yIs. 30 pm
THs In MEDITERRANEAN ,zEb,s VA
FROM NEW YORK
CRETIC. aug. 4. 10 A. NJ. Sept. % Nov. 2
FROM BOSTON
CANOPIC. June 30. s ?. NJ: Aug. II. Oct g
ROMANO. ...-. July Z. IL A NJ sent iS
TRANELERS. CHECKS AND LETTERS
OF CREDIT ISSUED BY THE COMPANY
PASSENGER OFFICE. o BROADWAY
Freight Once. Whitehall Bldg Battery Pl
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BEFORE GOING ABROAD CONSULT
THE EUROPEAN ADVERTISEMENT
THAT APPEAR REGULARLY IN THE
TRIBUNE ON SUNDAYS. WEDNESDAYS
AND SATURDAYS
New-York tribune., 1906-06-23

BEFORE GOING ABROAD CONSULT
THE EUROPEAN ADVERTISEMENT
THAT APPEAR REGU LARLY IN THE
TRIBUNE on SUNDAYS, WEDNESDAYS
AND SATURDAYS.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16
MEN AND IDEALS.
Los Angeles Examiner.

SO long as men are men, and not an
gels, they will continue to fall short
Of their ideals The fine thing Is that
they have some ideal and recognize
the fact that they are below II. II Is
also apparent that In the long run the
ideals OF men get higher A curious
fact is that very few men are without
some ideal influence al some time or
other, even II they practically never
live up to H. This is true even or oc-
caslonal criminals. on the other hand.
innrmities Of temper and nerves, phys
ical weakness, insufficient Will, habits
of Indulgence and the influence OF en-
yIronnent checker the life of the man
OF best intentions. The man that Is
proof against all temptations always
is vet TO be born. The conclusion that
Shakespeare drew from these things,
as true I'm our day as In his, Is that
mon should be exceedingly slow to
condemn their fellowmen, since, as a
matter Of fact We are principally all
In the same category. The man that
resists a temptation has no particular
right TO exult over the next man who
Yields to It. Because probably he him
self will be bowled over by another
Kind OF temptation. The fact that one
kind OF yielding leads to the penlten-
tiarv and public disgrace and the other
Is hurled out OF sight in a mans heart
does not make any particular difference
as TO the real intrinsic eva OF the deed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16
FOOD AND LEPR0SY.

Somebody seems TO have raised the
question whether It would be danger
Gus for tourists to visit the Rhone VAL
ley. on account of the cases Of leprosy
that are said to nave been found there.
An eminent Englishman, Jonathan
Hutchinson. IN discussing that ques-
lion points out that there are more
lepers IN London than in the entire
Rhone Valley, and that still more ~
that unfortunate class can be found
In Norway. Yet no one fears 10 visit
London or the Norwegian tourist
routes He might have added that
In Palestine and some oriental coun-
tries lepers are seen daily by tho road
sides, soliciting aims and that not
withstArdirg this fact thousands Of
pilgrims and tourists from all parts
II the world are visiting those coun-
tries every year
Mr. Hutchinson points out that the
disease is found all along the Mediter-
ranean coast. and he maintains that
II Is due largely 10 the consumption
pf fish that has been kept too long
and therefore Is in condition not
~ to eat This opinion prevails among
The inhabitants Of Norway. whether
Il is founded upon reliable observation
or not II doas NOT seem improbable,
though, 1t is generally the poorer
classes who furnish the greatest
number Of victims Of that disease. Fish
wholesome and nourishiug food,
hut too great stress cannot he laid on
the necessity OF using it fresh. or
properly cured, and that without ref
erouce to the theory that connects fish
unit 10 eat with one Of thn most
dreaded diseases known phat theory
may, or may not be true but there Is
40 doubt that food from the animal
kingdom unat 20 eat Is dangerous "a
health and life.
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pEsERET EVENING NEWS FRIDAY NOVEMBER 16 1906

thinking men and women interested IN
economic. political and social advance
Many OF these papers are exce's lonaliy
strong and thought-stimulating among
which we mention the following' N.
o. Nelson: Practical Co-operator. ana
the Great Work He Is Accomplishing
for Human Upliftment,' by George W.
Eadsi Concerning Those Who Work
by Maynard Butler paper dealing
In an authoritative manner win the
methods employed by German cities 20
meet the demand OF the out-of-works
for temporary employment; 'Consupp-
uon OF Wealth: Individual and CoIlec-
tive BY G. c. Hitchcock shall Edu-
Gated Cinnamon BE Welcomed 70 our
Shores" protest against the admis'
sion of Cinnamon, by Helen NJ Cougar.
Among the papers that VIII especially
interest the general reader are THE
Ielt-Geist and the Miraculous Concep'
ton, by the Rev, William II. Bushby,
LIN. and 'Vnrecognized lnsanlty n
Public and Individual danger by Hem
rik q. Petersen, NJ. d. There Is also
short story entitled THE Woman
With the Knitting" by Harlan c,
Pearson, and there are 80 pages devoted
to present-day topics Of interest dis
crssed in THE Mirror Of the Present
department. Altogether this Is one OF
the best issues Of The Arena OF recent
years. Trenton, n. j.
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ABSURD WAR RUMORS.

For some lime rumors have como
from Europe TO the effect. that Japan
81 preparing for hostilities with the
United states. such reports we can
not but consider absurd In the highest
degree. and that for several reasons
In the first place. Japan Is not In a
financial condition. so shortly after an
expensive war with Russia, to COM
mence military operations against one
OF the great world powers. The Russo
japanese war left both those countries
In financially exhausted condition,
and as modern war cannot be car
rled on without ample financial re-
sources war between Japan and
America is out Of the question for
many years to come. Not only has this
country sufficient financial resources,
but our navy is great deal stronger
than that Of Japan. According TO
British authority, the new navy Of this
country is ranked second In strength,
with Japan as the fourth As a scrap
between Japan and this country would
consist chiefly Of naval battles, II Is
perfectly clear that Japan is In no posi-
tlon to provoke hostilitles at this time
In the second place japan viii be
occupied in watching the progress OF
Russia for several years. That coun'
try has been folled In Manchurio, but
according Ia London advices she Is
still proceeding quietly and successfully
with the development Of Russian TURK
estan, thus preparing base tor FUR
Their invasion OF Asia whenever the OPP
portunity Is offered, II is stated that
the, tourists on the trans-Casplan rail-
way pass town after town and city aft
err city, that have been built during
the past twenty years. Typical Asian
settlements have been transformed into
Industrial and commercial centers, and
the Russian garrisons are Increasing
every year All this activity has clear
~ an Interior aim. and we fancy the
japanese government viii be kept Busy
watching the progress Of Russia and
providing for the perpetuation Of It's
own supremacy among the nations OF
Asia,
But the most potent reason why ia
pan cannot afford to contemplate hos
tllities with this country is this. that
she has no serious grievance. II the
,,ttorot prtdp az Jounn has been
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16
AMERICAN INTERPRETATION.

The terms Church influence" and
'church interference" in politics seem
to have q peculiarly vague meaning. II,
for instance, Baptist minister is i'm
pressed to advise the members OF his
flock that It is their duty to vote an
anti" Mormon" ticket. he Is not using
"church influence he Is not '1nterfer-
ing" IN politics. II two hundred Phila-'
delphla ministers appeal as the ser
wants OF Cod TO the voters OF the
state IN behalf OF a certain ticket, or
party they are not bringing church
influence to bear upon politics They
are only exercising their rights as cltl-
zens But IL a Mormon" Elder, hold
ing an office In the Church, should ad-
wise the members Of his ward, or stake,
or other Church organization, 10 vote
for their friends owing to the anti
Mormon agitation, they are commit
ting the crime Of using Church inAu-
ence,' although they may have friends
on all the tickets In the field. That is
the Interpretation of the term offered
by the spokesmen OF the so-called
Americans It is a difference Of
creed entirely. II is wrong on one side
Of the imaginary line drawn by those
morallsts, and right on the other The
principle is the same as that enunci.
ated by the stern parent who chas.
tised his son for having INDUCED in in
toxicants, ANA then, remembering his
own faillngs, volunteered the explana-
tion: When I drink. it is right"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16
WOMEN AND SOCIALISM.

The New York Evening Mail says
that several hundred Intelligent wo-
men Of Now York held an election u
heir own last election day. In the en-
lightened East the women are not
'ounted worthy Of the right OF ex.
dressing their opinions through the
'flcial ballot as they are In the by-
lighted West, and SO these New York
aides held private election, merely
% show that they, all the same, have
IN opinion Of their own. Our New York
contemporary notes as significant
act that a large majority OF these in
elligent ladies voted for the Socialist
candidate for governor
This suggests the question. dld they
'eally know what they voted for. or
I'D they support Socialism merely as
protest against The existing order, II,
which toey are denied the rights u
t.4 ~
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16
THE "YoNsoN'' FAMILY TAUNT.
Chicago Chronicle.

A political phenomenon is the election
OF John A. Johnson, Democrat for tho
second time governor Of Minnesota, and
this time by a majority believed to ex-
coed $4,000, while all the others elected
on the state ticket are Republicans. IT
Is difficult TO account for this phenom-
enos except upon the assumption that
all the John Johnsons In Minnesota
voted for John A. They are all Repub-
leans when John Johnson, Democrat
isn't running.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16
UNDER THE FLAG.
New York World.

No president Of the United states
has ever left the country during his
term of office, nor will Mr. Roosevelt
leave it. Wherever he goes on a war
ship OF the United States he Is In the
country. The canal zone is not strictly
a part Of the country. but practically 1t
IL. aud the people are not fond OF
qulbbles. Congress has by express stat
ute made the president as much the
chief engineer Of the canal as he IL
the commander-in-chle OF the army
and navy.
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case where what Is sauce for the
gander is not sauce FOR the goose?

Judge Marcus Kavanaugh says that
in the past five years forty-hve thou
sand murders have been committed in
the United states 1t Is safe to charac-
terize the statement as pure fol-de-rol.
There are many many murders IN this
country. more possibly than In any
other country whore revolution Is not
In progress. but nothing like the appall-
Ing number Judge Kavanagh gives. He
could not sroye his assertion IN his
own court.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16

The American" party Is going to
make desperate effort TO capture the
schools. The aim Is not to Americans
lie them Othey are that and always
have BEEN but TO anti "Mormoniza'
them. II the scheme should succeed,
following the precedent set IN the city
government an American school
board would discharge every teacher
who happened to be a Mormon" The
public schools should be kept just what
they are; strictly non-partisan. To
have them Of any political party or re-
ligious persuasion would be to put n
curse upon them. The cry that they
are not efficient is a false one. They
were never more efficient than now,
That they can be bettered is no doubt
true: let them be bettered. But 1t can
not be done by putting them under the
control OF those who are actuated by
religious and political hatred. Keep
the schools as they have been-out Of
political and religious controversy.
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NnrNine Aspirations.

ut used TO Be the height OF my am;
hilton to own an automobile said
the worried looking man.
And what IS the height OF your
ambition now"
ITO got rid Of lt"--Washington star.
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Substitute.

II was In hopes" said the new
boarder. that we would have fish for
breakfast this morning | am very
fond OF fsh"
Help yourself to the butter.' re-
Joined the old boarder. 1T has an un-
usually fine lsny flavor. Chicago
Daily News.
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TantalI1ing Phyllis.

Phyllis, by some winding route,
Leads me onward through the
sheayes
When / want tO press my suit
Keeps me pressing autumn leaves.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16

"He Is a man who Is plainly cut
ont for q sunny lot In life"
THAT SO? Whewl / wonder II |
could stick him for that lot OF mine IN
the suburbs? '--Baltlmore American
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16

The following definition OF knock
err is offered by the Sacramento Bee;
The knocker IL the fellow who
plucks what golden fruit he may
who kicks because he does not pluck
more, and chen with HIS riches turns
his back on his nelghbors
those from whom he has accumulated
a competence and frowns on the conf
munity from whose generosity and
enterprise he has grated out that
which enables him to live In comfort
and In what ease he may enjoy with n
conscience too hardened 10 be pricked
by the qualms OF thoughts Of better
deeds undone.'
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16
She Had 10 Say II.

He with an impeachment IN his
speech) --My misunderstanding, I lul-
ul-Iove -yuh-yOu. Wuh-wuh VIII
youh-yuou b-bub.be my wuh-wuh-
vuh wife,
she-oh, George, this is so sudden.
---- Exchange.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16

rs there any known test for true
loyee asked the very young man.
Nothing except marriage answer
ed the me-grOWn philosopher. III
that doesn't evaporato II you have got
the real thing. Chicago Daily News.
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The Greatest Sorrow.

''Herr Huber, come home immedi-
ately. Your wife has suffocated her
self with gas
Huber Heayongl Here'll be n nice
gas bill to payl-Wicner Salonwits-
blatt.
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JUST FOR FUN.


"Snarlsby says It's his ambition TO
be a great discoyerer."
lie IS already. He can find more
fault than any one In the community
Detroit Free Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1906-11-16

II begins to look as though the day Of
reckoning for the Standard on com.
pany had come. II reckoned that II
never would.
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Walter wellman proposes to ind the
north pole or bust a balloon. He prob
ably viii repeat the story OF Pixies
Peak,
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The New York Central railroad has
been convicted o. Relating. As Mark
Twain said Of the cross OF the Legion
Of Honor, "Few escape IT,"