Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1906-11-30

Sunday school picnic, he decided to in.
terview the baggage master instead.
There was dignity in his bearing as
he set out to crush the worm under
bis feet The worm wasn't very busy
just then and heard him through and
then retaliated with:
I'VE have two kilograms from two
other women about trunks having gone
wrong. and it's all owing to your hay
ing butted In here the other day. re-
member you very we'll You had three
trunks checked at the same time"
Yes, sir, did, and If the baggage
department can't take care of the
trunks all at once it had better go
hang"
DID you nand the three checks to
three different womenr
''Of course did"
Are you sure you kept them sepa-
rate?"
"Of course-that is-that is, you
know
Yes, l Know" smiled the baggage
master. You handed out any old
check, and as a consequence there Is
mix. It's up to you to do some tele-
graphing and stralghten things out"
Mr.. Lee spent the whole day tele-
graphing and receiving "collect" mes
sages from Buffalo, Rochester and Syr-
acuse. but he made little headwav.
..is ,neeeas-s Iuquirius anu pa-
cific; his collects" were vigorous and
rather threatening. At the end Of the
day he decided on making a personal
trip to straighten out the tangle. He
could remember the trunks and theil
respective owners.
His first stop was at Syracuse. He
was sure that the girl In mourning
with humble looking trunk had had 1t
checked there. Two kilograms had
passed and he had her address. In the
course of an hour he found her. She
hadn't quite SO much mourning on now
and was better looking than he had
thought. She had received the plain
woman's trunk with the broken handle.
She was refined, ladylike girl and In
mourning for an aunt who had left hnr
$4,000, but yet she used language
tinged with acid. Next time she went
travelling and had to appeal to a man
for help she would make sure that he
knew enough to check his own trunk,
and so forth, and so forth. A woman
may lose her sweetheart and say moth
Ing, but let her lose her trunk while
travelling and 1t takes years to exhaust
the subject.
Mr.. Lee got away with his ears burn
ing, and yet he admired Miss Strothers.
He arranged to have the trunk sent on
to Rochester and then took the train
for that city. The plain woman was
expecting him. She had the trunk all
ready to point at, but 1t didn't happen
to be Miss Strothers' trunk. 1t be-
longed to Miss Remington. Here was
another miXup.
The bachelor drew long breath
and started to explain, but was cut
short after minute. He was asked to
Identify himself as an honest man; he
was asked to prove that he was not
baggage thief; he was asked to con-
vince the plain looking woman, who
looked palmer than ever In her own
house and with her anger up, that his
grandfather had never been hung for
capital crime.
At the end of half an hour the plain
woman soften on him bit. She
softened enough to say that perhaps
after all 1t was his first crime and that
IL he hustled around and got that one
handled trunk In Rochester inside of
two hours she would not call in the
police.
Bachelor Lee longed to return to New
York and find rest and peace, but mex
orable fate drove him ON to Buffalo.
There he found Miss Remington.
"I am not going to blame you at ALL"
she said as she met him. TT was all
my fault in thinking that you knew
anything about the operation of rail-
roads. You could have loaded that
trunk into an auto and had 1t into the
Staten Island ferry in half an hour.
Mr.. Lee proceeded to explain, but 1t
was not much Of an explanation. How
ever, the more he explained and the
more he failed to explain the more he
became interested In Miss Remington.
1t was a matter Of four days before
the big trunk. the little trunk and the
one handled trunk reached their re-
spective owners.
The chapter was closed then and
there with the plain looking woman.
but not so with one OF the others. Ever
since that date. and particularly during
the last three months, the bachelor
club man has found it necessary to go
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