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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-11-02
Suggestions for TWO Very Enjoyable
Entertainments,


a Farewell Party,
A young correspondent signing hor
self "pauHy' asks ,ur suggestions for
% Farewell" purity Also whether the
person giving the entertainment Us
supposed 90 furnish everything
A hostess provides lhD rpirohmouiH
and entertainment for her guests. ana
that must Doc what our Inquirer means
by everything There are no spc.
clal games Tor q farewell party.
The contorpioCo on the table Is usual
by significant OF the occasion such
as train OF cars, steamboat a toy
dray loaded with trunks and the
souvenirs or place cards are suitcase
and trunk candy boxes filled with
small bon,bons, II the friends Of the
going away guest wish TO contribute
towards a parting giit, It Is very
pretty compliment to do 80. a silver
drinking cup, q jewel case or travelling
sewing case are an suitable or the
AFFAIR may be a Farewell shower
each guest bringing some appropriate
little remembrance. Even letters,
books. boxes Of confectionery, etc, are
very acceptable, and Il is better not
10 have any set scheme Of entertain
ment Let every one talk without
restraint,
A Nut Party,
The fan with It's frosts makes nut
parties IN the country seasonablc
For the unfortunate mortals who can
not enjoy a genuine outdoor party
the next best is 10 have one In the
house, Decorate with autumn foliage,
branches Of trees and make the rooms
assume just as woodsy AN aspect as
possible
After the guests have arrived, have
lot Of old "chestnuts' played and
sung, such as Annie Rooney only
Pansy Blossom" after the Ball
etc. This win make much mCrrimcnt
and will be classod as musical chest
nuts" Then pass acorn shaped book
let's, containing the following ques.
tlons. The answer 10 each query Is
the name Of a nut
!. It's first syllable Is spring vege
table.-Peanut.
2. The penalty Of tight shoes
Acorn.
3. a souvenir Of South AmerIca-A
Brazil nut
1. It's FIRST part IS a barrier Of brick
or stone Walnut,
8. Twothrds OF II makes our daily
bread acceptable.-Bu tternut
6. It's arst half is a beverage
CocOanut
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-11-02

Did you say he had bliss within his
very handsg'
mo. ] said bllsters. llo rowod his
girl for four hours the other night
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-11-02

In tho Army and Navy club. Wash
ington. Gen Chanoo told this story
Of Gen Carr says the New Yorl
Tribune AZ the outbreak of the
clyIl war Carr left Troy as O colonel.
His first engagement was az iig Beth
81, and he was pretty green officer
II happened that confedeutos were In
ambush In the immediate neighbE-
hood and from ste hiding place
They opened nro ON the northornou
Carr 800 the story runs. instantly wU
spurs 10 his horse and dashed APP To-
group Of officers Excitement and
bcwildormout were apparent upon hiH
young face as ne approached the par
~. They are firing upon my reg-
mont" he shouted. My God Now
what is 10 bee dOue?'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-11-02
BLIND MAN CHECKER ADEPT.
Challenges All Players and Has De
teated Even Pillsbury.

philadolphIa.-Can YOU play check
erH1 There is a blind man In Phila
delphia who can beat YOU. no matter
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1906-11-02
MoUNTMELLlcK AND HEpeBow
EMBROIDERY.
Best for All Forms Of Ordinary House.
hold Use-care In Washing IL
Matter Of Vital impor.
lance.

Mountmellick work. strictly speak.
ing, is white upon white A nov Kind
recently seen IL color on Whitley
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
WHAT ALLIED JACKS STEED.
He Had Trimmed" the Old "Craftp
Shipshape to Facilitate
Navigation.

With many a hitch OF his trousers and
pals at his iorelock in respectful salute
to justice. Jack Collins, able seaman, was
navgatcd up TO the court room railing by
a policeman on a charge of cruelty to
animals.
He had paving stonc tied TO the tail
OF the horse he was riding, your wor-
ship, said the officer who had arrested
him.
What was that for ?'sternly asked the
magistrate.
Well admiral that wasn't no cruelty
to animals. as this officer SAYS. at all J"
blurted out Jack. Il hired that bony craft
outside tor Il short cruise ashore. Soon
after getting under way ! found the
hloomln old packet wouldn't steer little
bit. She was all down by the head
and tackled about the street when the
wind was iair asten. Try as | would
couldn't &c. steady stccToFc way on her,
and she driiied to windward Just as often
ns she did 10 rcwnrd. Then, thinks l.,
shes too hight by the stern. as her heels
were constantly lttin and racing Just
for all the world like our propcIcrs on
the ship when she losses on a big sea .
She wants moro weight aft says an old
shIpmhtc 81 mine that | met. and then
! Just got him 10 help me come to an
anchor while | shipped a little ballast aft.
That's all, your worship. All shlpshapc
and above boar an no reason in the
world why this blu and brass. bound cor
veitc here should have ovcrhaulcd me
at all.
dismissed said the Justice. after Jack
had agreed to lc't.son the ballast aud take
the craft home IN tow" which meant
lead the ancient s,ccd back To the stable
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
ROOSEVELT'S LAWYERS.
Administrators Appointees of the
Department Of Justice
Are Dense.

IL laundering is evidence of what
Senator Tillman calls "cornfeld law
yers,' there is not much doubt that tho
Administrations appointees OF the De.
partment Of justice are fully UP to that
standard. But perhaps the lawyers are
not 30 much to blame as the president
who set about the prosecution of tho
beef trust in the most approved styl.
oi the cornfeld jurist The enquiries
II his agents were mixed up with Grim.
tnal indictments that would have dona
but srant credit to the man with tie
hoe, The administration plan for
catching trust magnGes was 10 first
set them confidontially to admit they
were robbers and then prosecute them.
The court decided that was not far
way TO so about It. Any farmer with
ordinary common sense would have
known as much, but the administration
cOrnheld lawyers did 10 re ognse
that well known maxim Of the law.
There Is further evidence that no
administrations Cornfeld lawyer are
hNtN VIZ W. Nifll NbINlllu' lDldl INV,
TOR they advised the presi lent that
congress could undertake the fcdn.ol
regulation of life Insurance. The fiji
dietary committee of the house Of Pop
rcsentatiycs reported unanimously tla'
such Il law would be plainly unconsri.
tutional
The c1rnnell lawyer. II honest. has
his useful place in advising his nclul.
bors rs 10 statute law, but as q con-
5titutional lawyer, farmer would not
hire him. II involved in serious rlse
and he Is entirely out OF place in the
councils Of the nation when intricate
constitutional questions are 10 be 10.
ided The trouble with President
Roosevelt seems to be that ull tha
good constitutional lawyers. who are
Republicans. have been hired by the
corporations and he has to be content
with those, who Senator Tlllman dubS,
are OF the cornfleld variety.
II the president would rely upon The
advice of the great Democratic consti.
tutional lawyers. who are free from
corporation faint. 1t would save him
endless modification and would indi-
cate to the country that he was really
intent on curbing the trusts and corpl-
atoms.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
SAID BY POLITICIANS.
Those Of the Republican CRATER
Stripe Want to Be Let
Alone.

The Republicans OF TFcgo county,
Kan, adopted a platform at their re,
cent convention which contained this
and nothing more: Resolved. That
we leave well enough alone" The
Republican politicians of Trego must
be part of the political machine that
runs Kansas in league with the trusts
and combines, but the voters have
been kicking vigorously for reform.
II is only the other day that the
whole state was up In arms about the
Standard Oil trust and the unreason.
able railroad rates. yet these Repnb
lican politicians resolve that. we leave
well enough alone. Yes, leave the
trusts. the railroads, the life insur.
ance companies and all the public
grafters alone. They pay the Doodle
To the campaign fund and the Re
publican politicians OF Trego county
handle their share of ii. and they OF
course desire to be let alone, but the
taxpayers and the shippers and the
policy holders are telling a different
story. Instead of leaving the graft
ers alone they demand they shall he
put in stripes.
All over the country the Republican
politicians want to be LET alone. but
there seems TO be general deter.
minatiOn to turn the rascals out.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Graft of Republicans.

One Of the life insurance magnatcs
has been arrested for giving Il large
sum Of money. that should have been
sacred to the widows and orphans Of
the policy holders. 10 the Republican
national committee. President Roose
Welt declared before election that NJ
tainted money was being used in his
campaign. but the evidence shows he
was greatly mistaken, for the insu.
ance trust and other corporal 'ons
came down handsomely. The
strange part OF il is that the admin
lstratiOn organs before he last ma
ticnal election declared that, the
president was managing the campaign
on a business basis" and receiving
daily reports OF the finances OF the
Republican committee from Chair
man Cortelyou. Was the president
deceived or did he then think insur.
ance money was not tainted? No
restitution has yet been made. though
II would seem that the etheics OF the
situation demand that the money be
returned to Its rightful owners.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
VII ore Gamma En.iH.

They have traced the story OF earth
and h,r myriad children n the rocks
wherever II was written by the hand
OF nature herself, and neither the In.
nitely great nor the infinitely little has
escaped the vigilance of their scruti.
ny. But the genius has yet TO be born
who can state and explain the laws
which govern the gyrations Of a col
1ar.button. dropped by an angry man
at the dressing-table, and found a
week later by his wife among The
rubbish under the crate
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local Rpplcauuns ~ they cannot reach the dis.
easrd portion II the car. There 10 only we way TO
cure deafness and that by cunr Itiunal remedies.
Deafness l. caused by an nnaiucd condition Of the
mucous lining u the Lustachlan Tube. When this
tube II innaWcd you have ruuibling sound or inns
Perfect hearing aud when II " entirely closed Deaf
ness IL the result, and unless the Inflammation 10
taken out and this tube restored to is normal condi-
t0n. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
OUT uf ten are caused by tatarrh. which IA nothing
but an infEmed condition Of the mucous surfaces
We viii give One Hundred Dollars for any case II
Deafness lcaused by Catarrhl that cannot be cured
by Hairs CatarTh Cure. Send for circular, free
=. j. CHENEY q CO., Toledo Q.
sod nv DruEg'Es, 1ic.
Take Hale Family pIll for conttipAtion.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
ssPE-RUNNA WORKED
SIMPLY MARVELLOUS"
Suffered Severely
With Headaches
Unable to Work.

Miss Lucy V. Mckinney, 452 Srd Ave,
Brooklyn, n. Y, writes:
"For many months ! suffered Sc
vereiy from headaches and pains In
the side and back, sometimes being
unable 10 attend 10 my daily work.
TanI better, nov, thanks 10 Peru
ma, and am as active as ever and nave
no more headaches.
1.-THE way PernDa worked In my
case was simply marvellous.
We have in our files many grateful
letters from women who have suffered
with the symptoms named above. Lack
of space prevents our giving more than
one testimonial here.
1t is impossible to even approximate
the great amount of suffering which Pc
runa has relieved, or the number of
women who have been restored TO health
and strength by its faithful use.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Merely q Suggestion.

Why not assemble all the euthanasia
eranks who wish to kill off the old and
'lncurablc' people in one Enclosure and
oil the cranks who produce schemes for
the abolition OF death in another in
closure. organize them into football teams
and then turn them loose and let them
proceed 20 extermnate one another IN
true football Hyle?- Chicago Chronicle.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
The New York laboringmen are

The New York laboringmen are
quite anxious that the department OF
Justice shall take the necessary steps
to prepare the coffin trust for burial
but the department has received such
a shock over the decision In the beet
trust case that 1t will require time be.
fore II gets into the ring again. Then
the administration has declared It's
hostility to most OF the things labor
wants, ANYWAY.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Woman Prison Commissioner.

Gov. Guild. of Massachusetts,. has
appointed Miss Marie Rose Collins. a
daughter of the former mayor of Bos.
ton, state prison commissioner. She
has given the subject OF prison work
much attention.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
LIQUID Measure.

The secretary-I find that your prop
erty in Swampville cost you four dol
lars foot, sir. What price are you
willing to sell It for?
The Rich Victim-Oh, III let It 60
for two dollars n gallon.-Life.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Disagreenble interruption,

Muggns My wife says I'm one in O
thousand
Buggins Gee What a hopeless minor
Philadelphia Record.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
It Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot.Ease is certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen. aching
feet. Sold by ali Druggists Price 25c. Don't
Address Allen s. 0lmstcd. lie Roy, n Y
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
She Was Qualified.

Mistress Above all, ! want a servant
who has some refinement.
Applicant-Wcll, madam, I've been OBJ
Grated on for appendicitis and had pto-
maine poisoning twice. 49, Meggendorier
Batter.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Flashing.

MAY Miss Shove said at one time she
did not care to sing IN the choir. Now
she scems more than anxious
Eva-Ies; she has lust had her teeth
filed with gold Chicago Daily News.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

in life when womans great change
may he expected.
Lydia +. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound was prepared to meet the needs
of woman's system Mt this trying
period OF her life. 1t invigorates and
strengthens the female organism and
buildsup the weakened nervous system.
For special advice regarding this i'm
portant period women are invited to
write to Mrs. Pinkhum ut Lynn, Mass.
and II will be furnished absolutely free
OF charge. The present Mrs. Pinkham
is the daughter-in law OF Lydia +. Pink
ham, her assistant before her decease,
and for twenty-five years since her
advice has been freely given to sick
women.
Read what Lydia z. Pinkham's Com
pound did for Mrs. Hyland and Mrs.
Hinkle:
Dear Mrs. Pinl.ham-
81 had been suffering with displacement Of
the organs for years and was passing through
the change of life. My abdomen was badly
swollen: my stomach was sore; had dizzy
spells, sick headaches, and was very nervous.
Lydia E. PInkham's Vegetable Com
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Didn't Wsrk.

The Srnior-So your old mnn has
rruck.
The SOPHOMORE Yep; when / asked
him TO dig up he said he guessed h. d
90 out with the rest of the miners.
y. Sun,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Garfield Tea keeps the digestive organs
in condition. II cures diseases OF liver and
kidneys and insiires a natural act ion of the
stomach and bowels; it purifes the blood
cleanses the system and clears the com.
plcxion,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Some men are deeply interested in the
pute'iood law At far as 1t applies 10
drinks.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

The man who takes no part in politics
has no moral right to talk about political
corruption.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

A man has TO undergo a lot of bitter
experience to gain gnowlcdge that teaches
him he would have been better off with.
out II.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

II is human nature to wonder how 70
many incompetent people succeed where We
can't.--Judge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
Another woman's Case

"During change Of life words cannot CT
press what suffered. My physician said
had can"erous condition of the female
organs. One day l read some of the testi-
monials OF women who had been cured by
Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and decided 20 try It and to writo you for
advice Your medicine made me well
woman, and all my bad symptoms soon
disappeared.
~ advise every woman ut this period OF life
10 take your medicine and write you for ad-
vice Mrs. Lizzie Hinkle, Salem, Ind
What Lydia f. pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs. Hyland and
Mrs. Hinkle it will do for other women
Mt this time OF life.
II has conquered pain, restored
health, and prolonged life in cases that
utterly baffied physicians.
,cuud Succeeds Where others Fail.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

ere permanently cured. No hts nervousness after
I'll hrst day Of Dr kine'sUreat Nerve Kc.tor.
or. Rsnd for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Don't spoil your clothes. Use Red Cross
Ball Blue and keep them white as snow.
All groccrs, 5 cents a package.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Lewis Single Bindcr--the famous straight
&c cigar, always best quality. Your deal.
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27
MIDDLE LIFE
Time When Women Are Susceptible to Many
Dread Diseases-lntegent Women Prepare
for it. Two Relate their Experiences.

The "change of life"is
the most critical period
OF a womsn's existence.
and the anxiety felt by
women as it draws near
is not without reason.
Every woman who
neRlects the care of her
health ut this time in
vites disease and pain.
When her system is in
n derangcd condition,
or she is predisposed TO
apoplcxy, or congestion
OF any organ. the ten
dcncy is at this period
likely to become active
and with a host of ner-
vous irritations make
life n burden. At this
time, also, cancers and
tumorS are more liable
TO form and begin their
destructive work.
Such warning symp-
toms as sense of suilo-
cation hot flashes, head
aches. backachcs, dread
ofimpcuding evil, timid-
ity, sounds in the ears,
palpitation of the heart,
sparks before the eyes,
irregularities, constipa-
ton, variable appetite,
weakness. inquictude,
and dizziness, are
promptly needed by in
telliEcnt women whoare
approachinp the period
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Some books are writ great, some 40
auire greatness by advertising and some
have greatness read into them by the
critics Life.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Some people are more skinned against
than skinning
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

A kindness is never as long lived as I
grudge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

81 wrote Won for advice and commenced
treatment with Lydia f.. pinkham's Nege
table Compound AS you directed. and | am
happy 10 ay that all those distressing symp.
toms loft me and have passed safely through
the change Of life, a well woman, ! am
recommending your medicine to all my
friends Mrs. Annie f. @. Hylnnd, Chester
town, Md.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

cream separator from %
per cent. to 80 per cent
of your cream is thrown
away with the skimmilk
just wasted and the
cows accused of not earn
ing their feed. In addi-,
ton your own time and
labor are being wasted.
WhY not ret n DE
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound Succeeds Where others FALL
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

q Bushrlstot the Acre
will he the Average
Yield OF wheat
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

cllmste splendid. school convenient, Taiwsys'
close al hand, taxes low.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1906-04-27

Of WESTERN CANADA IL
the amount inuuyiItm-
erA will realize from
their wheat crop ihi-
year.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-02-23
bsolute in their authority in this

absolute in their authority in this
matter. Ordinarily they are con-
sidered merely puppets in the
hands of the governor of the
State. They are being urged,
either rightly or wrongly, to a
general increase of assessed values
throughout the State. This IN
crease in assessed values cannot
but mean increased taxes. The
possibility of a compliance by the
assessors with the demands Of the
governor In the absence of cer-
tainty that the tax rates can and
will be reduced to a correspond
ing degree is simply dumfound-
ing.
No argument for the restraint
of the assessors could be stronger.
The dangers of the present sys-
tenn are too apparent.-Baton
Rouge State.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1906-02-23
Some Large Cabbage.

Joe Harris of this city. ,pur-
chased Tuesday twenty-four heads
of cabbage, which were raised by
Mr.. Thiels, who resides two miles
from Alexandria on Bayou
Rapides. The average weight of
the heads was from II to Is
pounds. Mr.. Harris brought one
of the cabbage to the Town Talk
Tuesday which weighed easily 16
pounds stripped of the green
leaves, and made us Il gift of a
head which weighs Il pounds.
They are of the Flat Dutch var
iety and as fine as can be raised
anywhere on this old earth. If a
man goes hungry in this rich land
he is either sick or lazy, or there
is something the matter with him.
That man who hasn't plenty to
eat and wear here in Rapides
would starve to death in most
other sections of the country
Alexandria Town Talk.
As fine cabbage can be grown
in Winn parish, if our farmers
would try. besides all other kinds
of truck.