Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1906-01-13

years experience in England and the
Colonies, is now prepared to take
of pupils at her rooms at
Mrs. Cancels, corner OF Vineyard anu
Fort streets.
Twenty.one meals are served by the
Pacific restaurant for $3.50.
Lord Bacon: The desire of power la
excess caused the angels to fall; the de.
sire of knowledge in excess caused man
to fall; but in charity there is no eX-
cess, neither can angels or man come
in danger by Il.
The monuments sold by ]. G. AXtell
G Co. are of unquestionable durability.
ut strikes me-" said the lady with
the family.sized market basket, that
your vegetables are rather high" NAT.
urally, ma'am," replied the new boy.
They were raised on roof garden"
Food that appeals to mems taste is
helpless to defend themselves,
The beauty and all around superior
ity of the Aquaproof raincoat sold by
the Kash Co., make them the choice of
I'll men.
The Father-So your ambition is TO
become an actor, Ell? The Son-Yes,
dad. The Father-All right, young
man. It's up to you to begin by cult
waiting the art of walking and fasting
Fresh cut flowers are sold by the
Woman's Exchange.
I'm tired of living in a hall bed.
room" why don't you get married."
Gosh, I'm pretty badly crowded as 1t
Vs."
Food thatappeals to mems taste is
served by the Favorite Grottos
The bill will not excite you II W. g..
Let does your plumbing,
I'm sure" said the clumsy man, as
he slipped Off his horse again, that
I'll never learn to ride" OH" replied
the ringmaster, Just keep on trying
But" protested the man, I'm hay.
ing my own troubles trying to keep on"
Pianos Of superior workmanship are
sold by the Thayer Piano Co.
He-Why do you refuse me? She
Oh, only wanted to see what you
would do. He--And II | should rush
away? She had prepared for that
| have locked the door.
The Kentucky Cafe serves an excel.
lent lunch for 10 cents.
The Wellington News tells Of a young
woman clerking in store there who
said. Did you ever see such poor
grammar like Miss B uses? Why
you should Just be at a party where
she was to-"
Have F. d. wicke do your office re.
pairing.
80 you are going to retire from poll
tics?" Yes" said the municipal boss,
I'm going to retire. But I'm not go.
ing to sleep so soundly that | can't be
wakened."
When you want a tasty meal with
good liquors go to the Cobweb Cafe.
Knicker-I hear Jones has a great in.
ventlon. Bocker-Yes; he fills a golf
ball with gasoline SO you can trace
where II went by the smell.
Not near so many men have a pres
sing need for money as their clothes
have a need for pressing. The Homo
lulu Clothes Cleaning Co can eliminate
the need.
Akin yer 'onner's pardon. Oim an
Oirishman, list landed" AN
phwat tn diyld dye suppose OF mis-,
took ye fer-a Daughter av tn Rivo,
lushun?"
Sayegusa carries the largest stock OF
Japanese Curios.
The delight OF wearing good clothes
Is doubled by the knowledge that you
have not paid twice what the clothes
were worth when you bought them
This accounts In part why customers
Of the Globe Clothing Co. are so well
pleased with what they purchase Of this
uptO-date store.
4 Scotch laboring man who had mar
ried rich widow remarkable for heI
plainness was aCCusted by his employer
N"Well, Thomas" he said. Il hear you
are married. What sort of wife have
you got?' 'Weel, sir" was the re
Spouse, shes the Lcrd's handiwork
but Gamma say she's His masterpiece
Only the right price is charged by
S. X. Aki & Co. for plumbing work.
Il was surprised to see you with that
sensational paper in your hand" oh
] don't read II; | only write for It,"
The tastiness OF a meal is not de
pendent on the desert; but on the stat
OF life. The Perfection Home Bakery
can supply you with bread that will in
crease the enjoyment OF the meal.
Unique articles of Oriental design
NsA ~ HANhoSNh ~ q ltdoOhdDlt pIltt
of Wing Wo Tai 4 Co.
The San Francisco doctor who says
that brain action is IAN electrical phe
nomenon" ought to reach up and max,
sure that his trolley hasn't slipped.
Does the watch need expert attention
II so, take II TO Thos. Lindsay, For
street.
Citticus dining down town to avolc
smoking his gift cigars) What wa
the first thing crooked you ever noticed
about Gonrong? Witticus-Hls elbow
Geo. A. Martin the tailor keeps opel
until p. m. Saturdays.
whisky without headaches Is beinl
advertised. II Is dangerous II true,
says the Atchison Globe. THE head
ache Is what saves most men"
The cash value of home is increased
. when you have the w. J. England Co
, equip II with complete sanitary plumb
ing equipment.
Go to Hin for Island curious.
Here is letter from Pole, VIII
wants a political job" said the secre
ri 20 81 IL