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The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31

Most men are working and saving SO
that they may have more preten-
tlous monument than their neighbors.
Uncle Dick In Madison Journal.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
Who Were the Transgressors7

There was ripple Of laughter
around the Capitol when the annual
report of Major Richard Sylvester,
Washington's chief of police, was
read. Major Sylvester is required by
law to report to Congress annually
showing how efficient his force Is.
Among other things he has to make
I'D a set of statistics giving the num-
Der Of arrests, with the race, complex
ion, occupation and offense OF each
individual arrested.
In the report are many columns de-
voted to tabulated petty crimes, In
yolying the arrest of gamblers, touts,
tramps, burglars, pickpockets, saloon
keepers, fakirs, bunko men, and all
that sort of shady humanity.
Two lines in the list, however, at
tracted the most attention. These
stated there had been an arrest "of
one Senator" and two Representa-
tives in Congress-"
Everybody in the Senate and the
House wants to know who the Sena-
tor and Representatives are.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
n,connor,s wit Saved Him.

Justin A. Jacobs, for many years
elle city clerk of Cambridge, used to
relate the following, as illustrating the
ready wit Of an lrishman.
I'm the early years Of his service,
one of the duties Of this office was the
preparation of the voting lists of the
city and the registration Of new vot-
ers. One Of the qualifications OF a
soter was the ability to write.
One evening when his Office was
full of men seeking registration, an
freshman, Patrick O'Connor, asked to
be registered, and was given the
usual b,snk, with the request that he
sign mis- name. This he finally did,
with great effort and in an almost IL
gegible manner.
One of the onlookers, seeing that
dhis was probably the extent of his lit.
erary accomplishments, called out:
~Mr. Jacobs, let him write your
name"
Instantly Pat looked up and replied:
~Indade, | wouldn't dare do that.
That would be forgery. boston
Herald
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31

Any man can figure until both ends
meet, but it takes an artist 70 weld
them together.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
NO EXCUSE FOR CATARRH
Worst Gases Quickly Cured by Breath
ing Hyomei. Guaranteed by
Rath & cambridge.

ndtJ " Do''iDi 'N6S'
There is really not the slightest excuse
for anyone having catarrh, now tina
Hyomei is so widely known and 50 easil,
obtained. The worst cases Of catarr'
sire quickly cured, simply by breathinl
the remedy through the pocket lnhale
that comes with every outfit.
Used in this way for few minute
four times a day, every particle of al
that reaches the nose, throat and lung
is laden with killing and health
giving Hyomei.
The sale of the old fashioned stomac
remedies for catarrh has been reduced !
almost nothing since the introcuctlon"
Hyomel, Rath & cambridge will t.
you that their sales on this Out-of-da
line have fallen off at least two-third' i
the last few years, while the demand +"
Hyompi has increased as Its eurativ
powers became more widely known.
The complete outfit, consisting OF
neat pocket inhaler, medicine dropp''
and a bottle of Hyomei costs only OF
dollar, while extra bottles can be obtain
ed for so cents, making Hyomei the mo-
reliable method for curing oatarrh.
Ralh & Balnbridge positively guarantr
cure when Hyomei is used In accord
ance with directions, or they will refun
the purchase price.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
BOTH MET TIE SAME FATE
What Happened When Two Bad
Men Met Down in Bad
Mans Land,

Judge Edward F. Colburn, OF Salt
Lake City, who was the prosecuting at
torney of Dodge City, Kan, in the
tough days when Bat Masterson was
marshal, tells this story of a charac-
ter Of the time, one Jim Anderson, an
ex-circus performer, who had retired
to keep a thirst parlor" in that front
tier town.
1.-THE town was full of bad men"
said the Judge to New York Tribune
reporter the other day, "and near
ly every day saw one or more muir
ders; consequently the subject OF
killing was continually coming up
Now, Jim Anderson had never harmed
a fly, but he did not like to take a
back seat. He invented story OF a
shooting scrape in which he declared
he had a hand, and told 1t on all oc-
casions, never varying detail.
"After a fresh murder some one
would remark: You were mixed up
in a shooting scrape once, weren't you
Jim?
ayes he would reply, sagely; i've
had my trouble in my day. every
hear about the scrap I had down IN
Tuc5on?'
"Of course no one would admit nav
ing heard the story, and Jim would
continue:
81 was standing at a bar IN Tuc'
son one day, about to raise glass o.
whisky to my lips, when one OF tne
bad men of Arizona came In ane
knocked the glass out OF my hand
| Just up and pulled a gun about
foot long, and put 1t against his stom
ach. The bad man pulled his gun
too. and we both fired. just nat
urally blew his stomach through MI
backbone, and he shot me In the leg
i GAS he fell over backwards, d
cried: 81 sure am killed."
"'At the same time yelled: "You lie
you've got none the better OF me. IN
Lillad mvself."'"
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
Bird Hunting in Winter.

The neighborhood of water is good
place to search for birds when the
snow is deep and the rivers and ponds
are mostly frozen. The few springs
which are still open are then sure to
attract all the birds in their region.
They come to drink or to battle or to
seek food; the great red-shouldered
hawk. often lowering there, like a
kinghsher, looking for frogs and
crayfish. ST. Nicholas.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
Flock Of Guilty consciences.

In a Wall street crowd Cincin-
NATHAN. thinking that he recognized a
stolen umbrella under a fat mans
arm, shouted "Stop theft" and In
stantly found the teeming thorough
fare deserted and himself alone. DE
troit Journal. -
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
SUMMER VACATION IN COLO.
Low Rates via Rock Island Lines.

Low Rates via Rock Island Lines.
Colorado, as a place for recreation, is
che choice of many thousands of summer
tourists.
Colorado il land Of clear, pure air
and golden sunshine. IL Is a land OF
sparkling mountain streams and CLASSY
surfaced LAKES There are more enjoy
able things to do, more grand sights to
see In Colorado than any other place I'M
der the sun.
From lune to September 30 the Rock
Island Lines will sell summer tourist
tickets at rate Of $!S25 from Dodge
CITY 60 Denver. Colorado Springs or
Pueblo and return. Return limit Icto-
her3l. July ~ to 10, inclusive, the spe-
cial rouod-rip rate of $l475 from here
is effective.
This latter rate is authorized on account
of the Elks' Animal Meeting at Denver
July l6 to 81. Tickets limited for return
to August 20.
Very low rates will also be In effect to
Glen W 9od Springs, Colo, Salt Lake City
and Ogden, Utah, Yellowstone National
Park and to the Pacific Coast with cheap
side trips to nearby points OF interest
en- route,
New and improved train service via
the Book Island is an important feature
for the Colorado traveller to consider.
Fall details of rates, routes, service and
any Information desired will be gladly
furalshed by the Rock Island Ticket
Agent at Dodge City, Kansas.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31
Ropes for Use at Fires.

Asbestos ropes for fire departments
are made entirely Of asbestos with.a core
of steel. With the steel wire core
three--quarter inch rope carried nearly
, 600 pounds. Without the core tne
tbree-ouarter inch rope carries over 5oo
pounds, and sufices for firemen's pur-
poses.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31

Misses Sturm and Nevins held picnic
for their classes at the Second ward
school on Monday.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31

We have Just added a new line OF
nanel ware cheaper than ever In price.
S. +. g. j. i. WILLIAMS.
The Globe-republican., 1906-05-31

The world is too full Of people who
never are noticed except when they
have a grievance.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
CASTE IDEA CARRIED FAR.
illustration Of Bitterness Between Fo
lowers Of Mohammed.

Here Is a tale from O'Donovan's
"Merv" illustrating the bitterness Of
feeling between the various sects Of
the followers OF Mohammed: O'Don-
ovan had offered his Mohammedan at
tendant, who happened to be Shilte,
some of his cold chicken. which the
man took at first and chewed rumin-
antly. Suddenly, however. he spat the
mouthful out, exclaiming: who
cooked this?" since 1t is a sin for u
Moslem to eat food cooked by an in
fidel. "Oh, it's all right" replied
O'Donovan, "it was cooked by your
coreligionists down there" pointing to
q city of Sunnites. What" exclaim-
ed Shilte. furiously, by those internal
Sunnites! shouldn't have minded
much II 1t had been cooked by you or
any other giaour: but by Sunnite!
Pah!" and he spat again in his dis
gust. But what is the difference be-
tween Shilte and Sunnite? Aren't
both good Moslems?" What Is the
difference between us! Don't you
know that when a Shilte washes his
hands he lets the water drip from
the wrist; but when those Sunnites
wash their hands they let the water
drip from the elbow"
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
Worry Postal horjtIes.

Because the postal administration
has imposed duty of five pfennigs
instead of two on postal cards intend
ed for urban delivery, the citizens OF
Hanover have inaugurated singular
strike against the postal authorities.
Instead Of writing postal cards, they
all write letters, and. not satisfied
with sending their effusions in an en-
velope, they fill 1t with newspaper so
as to bring the weight Of the letter to
the maximum of $50 grams. AS the
envelopes they now use are of the
maximum size tolerated it is easy to
obstruct letter box with only doz-
en- of such missives. The postal au-
thorities are alarmed at this obstruc-
ton of the postal service. and 1t is
probable that the former tariff OF two
pfennigs on postal cards will have to
be reestablished.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
The spot on Jupiter.

Perhaps no more singular feature
Of any planet is known than the great
red spot that appeared on Jupiter in
1873. Round at first, this soon be-
came elliptical. with a length Of 5000
miles and a breadth Of 6.400. and the
original deep red color has faded out
in recent years. While the oval form
has been kept the spot has not been
stationary. With the late breaking
out of a conspicuous double belt on
Jupiter, the drift has been greatly ac-
CELEBRATED. and the spot has moved
months.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26

II the women of the United States
who 90 shopping in their carriages
think they are models of exclusiveness
they should visit Mexico. Not so many
years ago when Mexican woman
went shopping she remained in her
carriage in the street and sent her
servant into the store to call one of
the clerks to wait upon her. He came
out and received her orders and
brought the goods to her for examina.
tion. This peculiar method of shop
ping was due to the old Mexican Idea
that a lady OF good family should
shield herself from the gaze of the
public. and. in fact. from every one
except her immediate relatives and
most intimate friends. This idea
has been dying hard for over a cen.
tury. and it is still far from being
completely buried in some parts Of
the republic.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26


Uncle Sam is great admirer ol
health, youth and beauty, but he has
no use for fraudulent preparations
sold on the deceptive promise to pro
duce such results. The post Office au
thorities have barred from the mails
an elixir" which the government
chemists found to contain six per cent
Of alcohol and small proportion OF
peppermint. the remainder being
plain. ordinary water. OF course the
gulls who were buying this worthless
concoction in the belief that It would
make them strong. young and beauti.
full were paying fancy prices for 1t.
and the sellers were reaping snug for.
tunes. When the truth becomes fully
appreciated that the surest and lest
expensive method Of acquiring health,
strength and such measure of good
looks ~ nature allots Is to cultivate
good habits. eat proper food and in.
dulge in ample exercise. the charla.
tans who get rich by preying ON hu.
man vanity will go out Of business.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
Plant Memory.

Plant memory is a problem for the
inouisitive botanist- In 1901 a plant
allieJ to the squash and pumpkin was
brought to New York from the desert
Of Sonora, in Mexico. and since then
It has been kept-without watering
In a strange climate, 5000 miles from
home. During the six weeks Of rain
In the desert the plant grows its leaves
and flowers and perfects Its seedA
Then It dries up and leaves only wa
terrified gourd, which a thick, hard
shell seals against animals and evap-
oration. The transplanted specimen
still remembers the rainy season OF
six weeks. 1t wakes. sends out root
lets, stems and leaves. and then dries
up again until the following year.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
A FOOD CONVERT.
Good Food the True Road to Health.

The pernicious habit some persons
still have of relying on nauseous drugs
to relieve dyspepsia, keeps up the
patent medicine business and helps
keep up the army of dyspeptics.
Indigestion = dyspepsia is caused
by what is put into the stomach in
the way Of improper food. the kind
that SO taxes the strength of the di-
gestive organs they are actually Grip
pied.
When this state is reached, to resort
to stimulants is like whipping a tired
horse with big load. Every addi.
tional effort he makes under the lash
increases his loss of power to move
the load.
Try helping the stomach by leaving
OF heavy, greasy. indigestible food and
take on Grape-Nuts-light, easily di-
gested, full Of strength for nerves and
brain, in every grain of it. There's no
waste of time nor energy when Grape
Nuts is the food.
q am an enthusiastic user of Grape
Nuts and consider it an ideal food
writes Maine man:
Il had nervous dyspepsia and vas
all run down and my food seemed to
do me but little good. From reading
an adv. tried Grape-Nuts food, and
after few weeks steady use of it,
felt greatly improved.
Am much stronger, not nervous
now, and can do more work without
feeling SO tired. and am better every
way.
Il relish Grape-Nuts best with cream
and use four heaping teaspoonfuls at
a meal. am sure there are thou.
sands Of persons with stomach trou.
BILE who would be benefited by using
Grape-Nuts." Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek. Mich. Read the lit.
tie book. THE Road to wellville," in
pkgs. There's a reason"
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
DOLORES STAR
Published Weekly.
chariss eaer, Editor and Prop.
DOLORES. - COLORADO.
Terms: $500 Per Year.

English View Of America and England
The new Bank OF England is Amer.
cat II We propose to build railwa,
We have to go to the United State.
for the necessary capital. II we wist
to develop some Industrial concern We
apply to an American financier for as
isistance. II we have to sell . large
property. a valuable picture. a rare
work of art or celebrated racehors.
We offer 1t to an American millionaire
n any well-known bachelor among uf
IL In pecuniary dificulties { is to the
United States that he hurries to find
. bride with fortune. II more OBJ,
scure Englishman is unable to earn
living in this country IL is to the
United States that he generally
crosses to obtain employment. II is
probable that at the very least Ameri-
ca will have twice as much wealth
and power In 20 years hence as she
has acquired In the last 20 years. says
London Truth. II SO, what country
will then be her equal? ''The Future ol
the United States" would be useful
subject for some essay writer to deal
with. for an America that is twice as
rich, as powerful and as populous,
that has double the fleet of men-of
war and merchantmen and that does
double the trade with the outside
world that the America of to-day has
and does will be monster among the
nations.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26

The Spanish minister of public in
struction is to introduce in the Cortes
. bill providing for the expenditure OF
81. 100000 for the construction of s.
600 primary schools during the next
five years. This means a departure in
the way OF encouraging education that
promises the highest benefit to the ma.
ton. The enlightened statesmanship
Of Spain is learning that ignorance is
the greatest handicap to progress and
prosperity.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
THEY CURE ANEMIA
o.. WIilisms' Pink PILE the Mesa
9Ueesssful Kennedy for All
fosmo o. Debility.

8veesssfus asmsdy for All
Fosms Of Debility.
AnHmia, whether 1t results from ac-
eual loss Of blood. from lack Of nutrition
due to stomach trouble, or whatever its
cause, il simply deficiency of the vital
nuid. Dr. Williams Pink Pills actually
make new blood. They do that one
thing and they do It well.
"As a girl" says Mrs. Jessie Fink, Of
1s0 East Mill street, Akron. Ohio, 81
suffered from nervous indigestion aud
when / was eighteen years old / was
reduced in weight to 93 pounds. ] was
an8mic, nervous, couldn't eat or sleep.
was short Of breath after the least exer.
tion and had headaches almost cou.
stantly. ! had a doctor, Of course, but !
might as we'll have taken SO much water
for all the good his medicine did me.
Finally my vitality and strength were
10 reduced that I had to take to my
bed for several weeks at . time. /
could not digest any solid food and for
weeks did not take any other nourish-
ment than q cup Of tea or beef broth.
while was sick in bed ! read Of
DR.. Williams Pink Pills and stopped
all other medicine and began to take the
pills. Soon my improvement was very
noticeable. Ny strength began to re-
turn, my stomach gave me no pain and
just as soon as began to take solid food
/ gained in weight DIR. Williams Pink
Pills certainly saved my life. I am now
perfectly well. have regnined my normal
weight Of 100 pounds and think DR..
Williams Pink Pills are q wonderful
medicine"
These celebrated pills are recon-.
mended for stubborn stomach trouble,
for all cases of weakness and debility,
such as result from fevers and other
acute diseases. All druggists sell DR..
Williams Pink Pills, or they will be sent
by mail postpaid. on receipt Of price, so
cents per box, six boxes for 81 so, by
the DR.. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady, N. Y.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26

A world without mistakes and with.
out suffering would be q world with.
out real men and women, without 1T
erAtnrs. without music. without paint
ing or sculpture and without love, and
even without history. for history is q
record of struggles toward better and
hiGher things. Without obstacles to
overcome and errors to correct, re.
marks tho Louisville Courier-Journal,
men and women would lapse to level
with beasts in mentality. Intellectual
and spiritual development would cease
and souls not refined by the fire Of or.
deals would die Of something akin to
fatty degeneration. The races would
perish Of ennui or inanity. After all
its pretty fair sort of world as II
stands. Much advice might have been
offered ct the worlds making IL few
experienced old ladies had been stand.
ing by. but the odds are that It would
not have been so good a world as II
fs.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
Explorer Likes Sailors.

DR.. Nansen is fond of sailors. He
says that there is a brotherhood OF
the sea which stamps sailors and sin
giles them out from all other callings.
He has found more thoughtful earn
estness among sailors and better
spirit than among any other profess
sion. Sailors, he believes, bear all
their hardships and sufferings with
calmness and fortitude.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26

It is = good idea in the training of
wives to send wife to the country
when q farmers wife is cooking for
threshers. After the town woman has
watched the farmers wife a day she
never complains II she has washing.
kin company. fire and her bread
burns ali In the same day.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26

Another American girl would sever
the tie that binds her to q foreign
fortune hunter. Far too often the
marriage service il nothing but ! bill
e. sale.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26

Americans pay too much attention
to wealth" YES" answered the mil
lionaire, especially the men who as
sess property"
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
The Worlds Longest Fence.

The longest fence in the world. it il
thought, is one Of wire netting in Aus
tralia, 1886 miles long. Its object IL
to keep rabbits from the cultivated
fields.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26

ASIA CIGARS
Will not make you nervous ASK your Dealer
or The NJ Hyman Cigar Co. $40 nth Street.
Denver. Colo.
The Dolores star., 1906-10-26
NEWS OF THE WEEE
Mcss Important Happenings G. sas
Past Seven Days.
Ipteresssng Items Gathered FROM IN
parts of the world Conden.s1
late small Space for the
lsenent Of Oar Readers.
Persona


Sam Jones, the evangelist. died on
board a train near Little Rock.
Ark. while going from Oklahom1
City, Ok. to Memphis. Tenn twds
not known that he was Ill until MS
body was found in berth in the
sleeping car.
II is reported that Gen. Funston u
to be given command of the Southwest
division with headquarters at %ia-
homa City.
Mrs. Clinton d. Fiske. OF New York
has been reelected president OF tins
Woman's Home Missionary society OF
the NJ e church.
Mrs. jefferson Davis. widow of ths
president of the Confederacy. died ~
New York recently of pneumonia at
the age OF so years. She had been
Ill only n week.
r. p. Murdock, for 25 years busines
manager of the Wichita. Kan. Daily
Eagle died recently in Chicago where
he had gone for treatment.
Secretary Taft's party have arrived
in Washington from Havana, Cuba.
The funeral services Of the late sam
p. Jones. the evangelist. were held
In the tabernacle bearing his name al
Cartersville, Ga. before large con-
rregation. Bishop Galloway. of Miss
issippi. presided.
Charles A. Barnes. of Jacksonville.
Ill. las been elected supreme chan
cellor of the knights Of Pythias NJ
the session of the supreme lodge at
.Sew Orleans.
William Scully. popularity known NJ
Lord" Scully, who owned thousands
of acres of land in Missouri, Kansas
and Nebraska, died recently in Lon
don. Eng.
Mrs. Laura Cowdin, daughter OF
Bishop Potter, of New York. COM
mitted suicide in private sanitarium
at Cromwell. Conn, recently.
G. s. Whitson. vice president Of the
National City Bank of New York,
has been elected president Of the
American Bankers association.
With fitting tributes from many
southern states the body Of Mrs. JEFF
ferson Davis was laid to rest in Hol-
lywood cemetery at Richmond, Va.
beside that OF her husband.