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EI.MHURsT REAL ESTATE.

LARGE lots at kimhurst, at $3.50 to 500, on
easy tcr.ns; also acreage
Cosy home, rooms, three lots; fruit
and furniture; all for S1,5oo
House OF rooms; let. lo0xlso; barn,
fruit, flowers; high ground 800
CfiAPIN & BOOTH,
60 San Pablo Ave, Oakland. It
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PILES AND FIsTULA.

DR. FRANK r. WESTON. formerly at
Donehce bldg, Taylor ST.. San Fran
cisco. now located at u69 Broadway.
Oakland; cut this out fer reference. II
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HOUSES TO LET-FURNIsHED.


Five rooms. with bath and Two Dorches
II each; completely furnished for house
keeping; gas Tor cooking and electric
AGats; well situated. one block from
Hotel Maryland electric cars from Los
. Angeles pass the door; rent $40 10 so
month Tor Or 6 months.
Also an eiGht-rC0m cottage at Santa
Monica, completely furnished. at mod
crate rent; advertiser refers to Rev.
Or. B8keweIl. Telegraph ave. Oakland.
and asks reference in turn Address
MRS. p. p. SENOCR, ll6 5. Les Robes
ave, Pasadena. y IT.
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WIcHAAtN. lzAMLIN & CO.

oIo y aI.eT $. IS ct
SNAP-$725; 500 cssa. SO monthly lot on
west line o. torty-second ave loo feet
at once Box Gc27, Gail once -
S5Oo-Lct on Mascc st.; refused $3.50
before earthquake; e icst from car line !;
S!Og d9wn, s. per month; 25xll2; street
oae,touTth It's value. See me at once WAf
T. VALENTINE. 500 Eaxton ave- Inc.e-
slae- ny - II
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CFFIcEs AND STORES TO LET.

STORES and offices to lease at The NV.
cCr. California and Fillmore SIS. Tor a
term OF years by G. y. UMBSFN &
co. l27t
FOR rent-LOVely front and back parl0r.
suitable for office purposes or ~otAer-
wise. 35I9 Sixteenth ST, between Mar
ket ana Sanchez 3t~
FOR rent-Three light rooms and furni-
turs for a law Office; Use Of good law
library Included; rent $50. Box 69ll,
Call Office i BE
TO let-St0re and fixtures. SW corner
Devisadsro and Ellis. Is &c
ELLIS, 1852, near Fiilmore-Suite Of rooms,
suitable for Offices. -l5-2ts
FURNISHED front and back parlor suit
able for Offices. Apply 1852 10th st, near
Churca. Y St.
TWO. three or FIVE rooms for fire Offices
ll5l Turk. near Laguna st l0-5t'
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REAL ESTATE FOR TRADE.
lots in Chino, Cal. where the earth
never Quakes, with a Groom house.
barn, wagon shed. shop and henhouse
on corner 10th and D SITS; will trade for
bay property at s2la0 valuation. D. l.
Cal. lott
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acres good rich soil; Groom house and
furniture; large brooder house 10 hen
houses, 900 young hens ESQ chicks, horse
wagon, COW; good water; orchard and all
farm utensils complete and ready for bust
ness. Price $3.50; s2.4oo down.
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OAKLAND STORES TO LET.
LARGE and small store, wholesale business
two blocks freight depot. Call Monday.
552 East Twelfth s., East Oakland. 1t"
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COTTAGE TO LEEcouNTRY.-
nod

NEAR GRAND CID SHASTA.
4 very coy cottage, containing living
room, Izx2o; 3 bedrooms. bath dining
room and kitchen: completely furnished; !;
one and a half miles by .rail 10 Shasta
Springs; shru5bary. berries, flower :.
climate. scenery and crystal. clea-
water make life q pleasure here; just
the place 10 rest and forget the oorrUrs
OF the recent calamity. For particulars
inquire Of
KARL II. NICKEL COMPANY. Inc.
Suite So. Bacon bldg. 1t
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FLATS FOR SALE-FURNlSHE
COMPLETE furnished Groom fat 50
Portola ST y ct
FOR saIe-Nicely furnished 4-room sunny
fat 575 Noe St, near 18th. II
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LOST AND FOUND.

AUTOMOBILE saved during IRE. Olds-
mobile make license -%O. 29s6, owner
can have same by applying at tent. $50
Jefferson square. and paying charges.
McAEEE K E3OLlRLI l3 3ts
l.OSG-Larae black purse at the Ferry
depot. containing 3 Grand Opera tick
cts; also money and pair OF glasses.
Return 10 2406 Sutteg, reward Is 3te
L0ST-Elack chatelaine containing watch,
w. A.. K N. and rosary, between Nc
Alhster and Scott. EDDY and Laguna;
liberal reward. Return to l24l Eddy 1ts
MOVED by mistake with some furniture
from CastrO-st. cut 2 small yellow
trunk, containing pictures and clothes
Party having same please notify ". II.
PAIGE. Local Union No. s, J. =. Z. W,
anQ receive reward IL ST.
LOST-Black cocker spaniel; had chain
attached wf1n last seen; answers 10
name Kobe. $ reward IL returned to
1870 Gesry St l23t'
JOSE-Sack containing deeds, miscell3-
neous papers Return MRS. II GRA-
HAM, 1860 Seventeenth st. Reward 10-4t'
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ALAMEDA HOME.

81 AC.tiFhSE saie of homo In hl4n,a "a
nand money in San Francisco. Box s!i3'
= .iNV. Ii II
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ROOMS AND eCARD WANTED.
WANTED--By four young men, rocm M
ana board IN private family. Address
II. S. CUSEY. 1871 Bray ave, near coun-
ty road, Fruitvale, Cal II
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$2So0--Eegant cottage of 5 rooms and bath
fine nnantel and fireplace; large lot, Tx
IA. il bearing fruit trees and shade
trs25 best location in Fruitsa,e. (247)
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MINES AND MINING.

ALAMEDA FURNISHED HOUSES.
TO LET-6-room furnished house. $50 $50
Pacific ave. 1t
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For rent or sale. 7acre chicken ranch ::
snai house. good water; IS hen and l.
paid 10 October; 1000 hens, SOC chicts
horse, wagon, furniture and farm utensils
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SAN LoRENo REAL EsrATE

FOR sale in San Lorcnxo-A neat, new
house with acres of best soil; some bear
ing orchard; $500. K. NILSSON, Marlin
tract Is q Sun
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a SNAP-Eieht rooms. elegantly furnished.
Frederick St; viii lease A bargain on
" ailer ST. Another snap on De Lon: ave
sale or rent. 4 model place, marine vics,
Scott St; must be sea to be appreciated
81 JUN almost finished <-room cottage on
FoIty-hrst ave lot a5xlzo; furniture 20 -
with the place; 5000 cssh. balance sI0 per
month Apply on the premises. IT.
X RESIDENCE ior Sale rooms. batt; large
Laundry ard billiard room; lot 25x137 :6 !;
trederick St, near Cole; good bargain 70
r7ght party. GRCBD REAI. ESTATE co,
5os Stanyan ST. II
Sso, ,oo3-House and lot rear Octavia and
Maler sts. Address AUGUSTINE a.
SMITH. 352 Haight st. 1ts
TO let-Will put up temporary buildings.
n side II Fdlton. 100 east of Folk; le)x
10: " SIDE of 9TH ST.. $50 n. OF Folsom,
4.Xl65; W. side OF % St. 50 S or Har-
r.son. Soxl&: " side OF 90 st. 20 5. OF
Perry. z5xl5; s side of Harrison. Is
" oi So, ogx39o; temporary building on
Il. lire Of Polk. bet Ciav md W.sh-
ington GEORGE X FRTNK. 2see
Vallejo. till 3 20 am, and after p.m2 n
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REAL EsTATE TO EXCHANGE.

Practically all the stock (l2s,ooo skares)
in a mineral springs and summer resort
company, including 700 lots that will re-
tail for 100000; good income now. which.
can be increased to $4,000 per annun.
100000 shares of stock in one of the
largest tunnel and mining enterprises in
Colorado; stock selling daily at ST per
share.
100000 of Denver City property. VIII
trade ali or any part for San francisco
property Changing location reason for
trade. MERRILL'S, Vancouver, B. c. 1t
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FLATS WANTED.
ROOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING.

ASHBURY. 792A-Suite OF rooms for
housekeeping; sunny, corner; elegantly
furnished i St.
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Is acres Al chicken ranch, improved
near PetaluTna S35eo.
Above pr iperties clear; Will exchange
for good city property.
TEGs. GILEERr.
Union Savings Bank bldg, Oakland. s !.
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FOR SALE

la acres highly improved producing Wand
ncar Fresno City; present crop wort h
$500, price S53oo0. WILL SGRDIYlDE.
$50 acres very choice land near Or,and.
FNCF,IIAENTLY LOCATED 10 Sur
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FLATS TO LET.

FLATS TO LET-FURNIsHEO.
FURNISHED fat TO let; rooms and bath.
r. T. corner Ellis a9d Steiner. Refer
ences. It
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HEALY &, GILLESPIE. real estate b-ol,
eIs a1d rent collectors. new ONCE 2A
attended 10. nil ~
c. $. CAFP & CO. real estate, Office at
lsN Fillmore and 62S Baker, near Nc.
Aliister anr9s fnoo
NEW residence and flats for sale; easy
terms Apply 1882 7th ave-, Sunset Par
nassus Heights. ii 1rno
81. 500 =. ELEGANT residence Pacia,,
Heights; 10 rooms and bath: rooder,,
lS9l Post St, room l. II 9ts
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S1so0-Cottage OF and pantry; lot
70x110 fruit trees in bearing; chicken
house and yard; fine location; close
in. (215)
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HORSES AND WAGONS.

FOR sale-New vehicles OF all descrfD-
lions at your own price Call and see
Il. +. BANNAN. 1Gc7 FELL St. s. F..
who win show goods 1s3t
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REAL ESTATE WANTED.

buy lot or small house in
CITY; no agent; private party. Address
Box 69T4, Call ofice, Oakland. 1t
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TO leass- Third. near Bryant. suits BILE
for bakery; brick basement and oven
now In perfect condition. Apply 1855
Ellis St l3Sts
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How Lima Cavalier, "Most Beautiful Woman Of
Europe" Has Won Her Way to Fame and
Fortune by Hard Work.
IS AIDED BY HER SISTERS DEVOTION
Love Affair Nth Prince Alexander Baransk the Begin
ming of Resolve Glue Up Easy Life and Fit Herself
for the Trying Roles Written by the Most Fa-
nous Masters of Music Now the Idol
ofAdoring Paris

tographers had sent her lovely face and
figure to the four corners of the earth,
and she began to be called "the most
beautiful woman of Europe"
1t was at this time that Lima Cavalieri
gave her friendship to Prince Alexan-
der Baratnski.- second son of con-
siderable Russian house and a young
man about Paris.
Prince Alexander came to have i'm
mense admiration for the talent, the
voice, the beauty and the goodness Of
the girl.
you must cultivate that voice." he
told her. "You are wasting yourself
on the music hall stage, which Is not
worthy OF you. Take up OPERA" he
advised her.
THAT Is what my sister Is always
writing me-" pouted the fair Lima.
Those who knew her at that time de-
clare that, personally, she found her4
self very well where she was. The
climbing of the grand opera ladder
would mean unceasing labor-not to
speak of risk The appeals of Ada had
not moved her. Was 1t love that now
began to pull her? Watts touching
painting of Love Leading Life" con-
tains a mighty moral
On Road to Grand Opera.
Like the camel that is being loaded,
Lima groaned in spirit Like the
camel, she was slow in getting started.
But, still like that reliable creature,
once started, she kept going. In 1867
the music halls saw no more of Lima
Cavalieri; and it became known that
she was diligently cultivating her voice
under Nine. Mariani Mast.
Prince Alexander was delighted. At
least, he professed himself delighted,
Indeed, 1t was generally thought that
the two young people so admirably fit
ted to each other would certainly mar
ry--a supposition made the less unrea-
sonable by the well-known fact that
Prince Alexanders elder brother and
head Of the family had only few years
previously married a celebrated Rus
sian actress--with whom he was living
happily. Lima was simply working to
make herself worthy of the alliance.
She would not ask Prince Alexander
to marry the most beautiful woman
of Europe" He should espouse a grand
opera star,
Three years passed in work and love
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knows what bitter thoughts may have
been hers? All, work that had all gone
for nothing! Really, know of no
more pathetic figure than that of the
disabused and lonely girl returning to
Paris.
4 few weeks later in Paris she
learned that Prince Alexander had al
lowed his Paris apartment to be sold
out by the sheriff, The young folks
never met again. Prince Alexander
shortly afterward married the young
Princess YourievsM, morganatic
daughter of the deceased Car AleXan-
der H., living with her mother in high
remained "tha most beautiful woman
of Europe,"
Here the devoted sister interviewed
with force from her humble employ
ment at Genoa.
Too Beautiful for Governess.
On leaving the Roman convent
school three years after her elder sis
ter had quilted it, Ada Cavalieri (to
give her the family name adopted and
made famous by the other had to face
the same hard proposition that con-
fronted Lima.
She was quite as beautiful as Lima.
laaeeu--as YOU shall learn, If you have
not already heard 1.-THE sisters look SO
much alike that photographs of one
have been mistaken for the other
Also, she had voice. Yet she never
heSitated She had been educated for
a goverueSs 1t was correct and hon
orable to be a gnverneSS. And gov
erness she would be. Even after she
had lost her first three places by q
strange and unique fault she never
wayered.
Surely, II was 2 unique fault
/ This young girl is too beautiful &c
/ be goveruess," wrote her first en-
! ployer to the superioress of the school
AS she returned her. Her condu : has
/ oe,l irreproachable She is goodness
itself, intelligent, patient and with q
talent for teaching, Yet | will not
keep her Her presence cannot but
prove a danger in household"
At last good and generous lady
/ beautiful enough herself not 10 be ieal
Gus OF. another's beauty-took the per
secuted Sisnorina Ada as teacher fol
her two small children. may not
give her name; she was the wife of {
foreign consul.
Ada Cavaiieri had watched her bril-
liant sisters triumphs with uneasy
wonderment that grew 10 terror.
Old maids are born-not made Ii
spite OF her dazzling beauty-the sam,
beauty line for line that had made
Lima famous-Ada had from the be
eiunins, all the irigid timidity. tbs
chaste tranquility and the hard judy
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than the San Carlo of Naples. Next she
secured a brilliant engage uent for an
entire season at the Imperial theater
of MISUNDERSTANDING Violetta in TRAY
iata," Marguerite in Faust Mimi in
Vie de Boheme and taking fine re-
venge on the cruel Lisbon public by an
overwhelming triumph as Media.
Succeeding years confirmed this sue
cess. and artistic and social satisfac-
lions of grand opera ceased to cost her
anything financially. On the contrary.
she had never done so we'll in the halls.
At the Theater of Ravenna, at the
Grand Theater of Palermo, at the
Opera of St Petersburg, and notably
at the ultra artistic Casino-Theater at
Monte Carlo she has had repeated en-
gagements. In Russia she is all The
rage. Her own country of Italy has
taken her to It's heart.
And she has bought a mansion in the
Avenue de Messine for her Paris resi-
dence,
During her present summer vacation
she will furr .sh it herself-a work Of
peaCeful satisfaction.
Beautiful Old Maid.
1t is quiet street and rich-the
Avenue de Messine. 1t is short
street of only 81 numbers, running
from the statue OF William Shake
speare in the little square of the Borle-
ward Haussmanu TO the delightful Fare
Monceau. surrounded by its palaces.
1t is a street OF the newly rich. per-
haps: few great titled families live in
it. But those who inhabit il are snug
and at peace with the world Well,
among all, there will be none more
snug than most glorious old maid.
You know who it is There can be
but one suCh--'the most beautiful old
maid in the world"
Ada Cavalieri takes charge oi Lima 3
Paris mansion. That she is SO like her
sister will not strike Parisians-be-
cause they will not see her When she
| goes out she will dress in sad, plain
| clothes And where she goes-to
/ church for the most part-Parisians
viii not follow
| In her oNh way she is happy. Is 1t
not strange Here is beauty gone 10
waste. you will say, Well. Judge for
| yourself Some time ago the somoer
! sister had !, skittiSh moment. II in
cited her &c prove her equal beauty.
| How she dressed in one OF Liuas
| gowns and posed 10 one OF the first
Paris photographers as her famous sis
ter IS tale that has been more than
! once told
For time the counterfeit present.
ments circulated il commerce. being
practically undiStinsuishabl from pho
tographs Of Lima Cayauas Nowadays
they scarcely exist
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Paris. That "the most beautiful
woman of Europe" may be discomfort
ed with her job is shown by the ex-
traordinary case Of Lima Cava!ieri.
AS q music hall star of the first
magnitude she was fattered and feted.
She had but to show her beautiful per-
son and MARBLE few ditties to earn
heavy money The world had prac-
tically told her that her loveiness was
all-suffcient without talent.
Lima Cavaleri tossed aside the bril-
liant slnecure and plodded the hard
road leading to grand opera. When
Parisans learned 1t they shrugged at
the impractical choice and as good as
forgot her Now she has just given
them a mighty Jolt by coming back rs
a grand opera star, with rumored
engagement at the Paris opera Itself;
and furthermore she has just bought
a splendid mansion In the Avenue de
Messine But why she grew discon-
tented with being the most beautiful
woman Of Europe and how she threw
up the music hall sinecure on the Off
chance OF succeeding in grand opera
remains a secret.
The secret spring Of Lina's change
of base began with great hope, con
tinued through a great despair and
ended In great devotion. The hope
and the despair were those of worldly
love But the devotion was that of a
II ter.
Npth' ing could be more striking than
ne atf87t between the lives chosen
~ aAe ESQ sslls When their widowed
mother siaa m Rome in 1889 Ada was
=, years OF nge and Lima II. AS there
were no relatives and the property was
small friends rut them in a convent
school of aristocratic connections,
whose side specially was the cdu-
cation of poor girls Of good family for
goyernesses and companions.
Has World ct Her Feet.
On account of her age, Lina's time in
the school was short once in the
world, 1t did not take her long TO de
eide against the teaching career Be
sides her beautiful person, she had a
pretty voice; and even had the voice
been less her first appearance on the
music hall stage left no doubt as to
the kind of success she might expect,
In 1898 Lima Cavaieri was called
"the prettiest girl in Vienna" At the
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ments, both for herself and othsss, OF
the born old maid.
She had fought with Lima to give up
the music hall career She had never
ceased bombarding her with letters OF
expostulation. Later on she conpro-
missed.
Urged Sister Onward.
IF you will not give up the stage, be
real artiste!" was her final appeal.
When Lima had begun studying with
Nine. Mariani-Masi she began to hope.
And when at last Lima was to make her
debut in gra1d opera at Lisbon she
was waiting anxiously to learn the re-
suit.
When she learned the pitiful result
Ada Cavalieri took a great decision.
Quitting her place-at Genoa she hurried
to Paris.
She settled down beside her wound
ed and reckless sister. Did she try to
comfort her? How could the born old
maid comfort her? But 1t is certain
that the frigid Ada wrestled with the
fiery Lima seven days-and triumphed!
Grooming in spirit like the camel,
Lima again renounced the easy life and
money Of the music halls. Again she
took up the burden Of grand opera.
Love, with great shining eyes, no long
er beckoned her. But on and on she
bore the burden, with her Sister always
by her. How she finally succeeded is
well known.
In 1901 she was singing the principal
part of Mimi in Puccini's "Vie de
Boheme" at no less an opera house
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TOO GREAT A RISK
WHY BLINKS HEDGED.

Jinks-Has a husband . right to
open his wife's letters?
Blinks "a lawyer-Certainly. sir,
certainly; open all you please.
"Well, here is letter my wife has
written to your wife and handed me
to deliver. l feel pretty sure there's
something unpleasant in 1t about me.
l wish you'd open it, and, if there Is.
just burn it up"
"Humph. Does my wife know your
wife is going to write to her.
yes"
"And if my wife doesn't get THIS
letter she'll soon find 1t out, won't
she?"
"Of course"
ION second thoughts, I believe there
is a new law which makes 1t penl'
Tertiary offense to open a wife's let
ters. | couldn't take the risk, SIT;
indeed. couldn't."-N. Y. Weekly.
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ence. Did she not also display nerv-
BUSINESS due to emotion over some low
ers Misunderstanding? One would
prefer to think so-for the judging OF
Prince Alexander!
The first night the Lisbon public
made no sign. The second nibht it
simply chased the whole COMPANY from
the stage OF the Theater Royal
Alas for work, for hope, for love!
Lovers Final Parting.
There was riot In front Of the curtain
and panic and recriminations behind it,
and in row that would not have been
out Of place in Latin quarter cafe
Lima Cavalieri and Alexander Baratin-
ski spoke their parting words.
We know no more than this. Was
it one Of loves hateful treasons? Was
1t desertion in the hour Of need? The
girl had worked and shaved to please
him. The world would have liked to
see him stand manfully by her in her
hour OF failure. That Lima has never
accused him proves nothing. She may
have been too proud-or she may have
been in the wrong. And, note, that
Beratinski never defended himself
proves nothing. He may have been too
chivalrous or he may have had no
excuse.
Baratinski fled to his yacht. Simply
that
Cayalieri moved with dignity to the
Ia.
from Lisbon to Paris by the Sud Ex-
press, accompanied only by faithful
maid, the company disbanded-who
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and hope. Then Lins's chance came in
1900. when she was allowed TO make
her debut at no less musical center
than the Theater Royal OF Lisbon as
Media in "PagliaCci'
Inhappily the Lisbon public is a
hard one When II pays for grand
opera Il insists on having something
near perfection The dehutante was
young, exceedingly lovely with Il
sweet voice, but she showed inexperl
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HIR UINI ITI0A7HfU
NPf1T ms e RVIAtZ IYZMt&

famous Ronachers she had enormous
vogue as beauty and weaver OF mag.
niticent toilets She wasbled a Few
catchy ditties. And they were sutii-
cient
In 1894 she was drawing all Paris -
and the clubs eontingeut-ta the
Folies Bereere She had discovered the
dressmaGers and milliners OF the Rue
de la Palx: and vas making the ae-
ouaintance OF the jewelers. The pho
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Sudden Change of Mind.

Putting and blowing, the fat passen-
ger began to climb to the upper berth
in the sleeping car.
pretty hard work, isn't it?' said
the man in the lower berth.
TT is" answered the fat passenger
"for man of my weight
"How much do you weigh, may l
ask"
"Three hundred and eighty-seven
pounds"
Hold on. Take this one. eS-
claimed the other, his hair beginning
to rise on end. "Td rather sleep IN
the upper berth, anyway. The venti-
lation is better. Chicago Tribune.
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TT WAS ALL FOR THE
BEST AFTER ALL.

Bronson-Yes, my daughters COM
mencement essay was very fine.
Woodson-Did you enjoy It?
Bronson should say so! l Wish
| could write something like it.
Woodson-You regret not having
applied yourself to literary pursuits?
Bronson-No. II l had I probably
couldn't have afforded to give Virginia
the education which enabled her TO
produce this masterpiece.-Judge.
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Easy.

Young Dedstuk-Miss Hope, here's a
new ccnuadrum. Why is a COW with
only one horn like an unabridged die
tionary? What's your answer to
that?
Miss Dora Hope with a dreamy, far
away gaze)-The answer is Yes. -
Chicago Tribune.
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Nothing Radical.

Languid Lannigan with paper)-
1t takes all sorts NV cranks ter make
world, all right. Now, here's near
wise guy wot says dat six hours
sleep a day is ernuff fer anybody.
Torpid Thomas-Well, l seldom ex-
ceeds dat. An wots he say is de
proper number Nv hours ter slumber
at night?-Puck.