Middletown transcript., 1906-10-01
ITEMS or INTEREST TO EVERYONE
Little Paragraphs That will Interest Every
Member of the Household


year 70l autombiles have been imported
Dress well, look prosperous, appeat
cheerful. Everyone judges ty appear.
ances.
Bank Wrecker stensland don't know
so much about it being Home, Sweet
Home.
Spain ID saving large sums Of none,
every day BY not having Cuba on IL
hands now.
There are 90 inhabitants in Woodruff,
Wis, and there are Is saloons and ont
general store. There is closing ordi.
nance, but that applies 70 the store.
The United States consumes ri. 81 ,Tt
barrels Of salt annraily or barrel inr
every three persons in tie land Las
year il went abroad for only l,l5l ,l5:
barrels.
A prominent man once Faid, The only
difference between rut and grave II
the width and Depth" So don't get int
a rut, but learn how other men do bnsi-
ness.
As evidence that the Indian Terrific y
has reached a stage of ci,iiizato ON that
entities her 70 Statehood, one druggist i
advertising ''honse paiift, face paint an
nose paint
Mre thu tl.001,o00 pi = Of mai
went astray Ia these United States las
year because they were not directed wtE
enough for tie experts t. d,cipher tls
names and addresses.
New York is the second great seaporr
OF the void. In 1903 over hine million
tons OF imports and eight million sever
hundred thousand tons OF exports wer'
thru New York Harbor
An exchange remarks that t'a ST Lon
woman who was sned for payment of
costly pair Of corsets will endeayor Il
prove in court that they did not fit hei
snugIy.' ST. Louis is in Missouri, yoE
know.
The ecliooi censns gives Chicago pop
nlation OF ], ,7sO, ,0O0 whereas the city d.
rectory's estimate is 100000. We Cant
help believing that there is carelessntst
somewhere in connection with the,.
guesses.
Secretary Shaw has figured it out tia,
Uncle Sam will need $624, ,562. 146 07 mex
year. We will cheerfuily contribute tia
seven cents il other generous nephews O.
our good uncle will look after the remain
der.
..You can't tell man from Chicago
anything" That answer won the $40
prize for the following question "Hoa
can you tell a Chicagoar?" The seconr
prize was given to woman from Goshen,
Ind, Who said Whisper canned meat
and t.look at his wife's feet"
Is there anything more exssperatirg
than to have some body Who is talking L
look over your head, or to one side ol
Won all the time lie is trying to convey
his thought on you? If man will moi
look you in the eye while he talks, you
may be pretty sure that you will not lose
much II you turn your ears in anotnpl
direction.
Did you ever watch the man with moth
fng to do? Well, he has the hardest job
of any one we ever studied. Loafine,anG
idIing time away may look good to tie
man who is putting in ten hours dali,
for six days out of the week. but let him
loaf for d oonple Of weeks and the chances
are lie will be the most unhappy and dis
contented man in town.
Forty years ago the seven great Londoi
hospitals spent annually for achohol $40,
600. and $4,000 for milk. Now tile lar
ger sun, il spent for milk and the smailtl
Ior alcohol. In the infrmary at Sails
bury twenty-five years ago 81 800 yea
was spelst tDr alcLoiic liquors. In 1886 i
was only S35. This il due to create
knowledge of It's nature and effects.
4 man went into an nndertaker'e shol
tile other day almost over-whelmed viii
grief. The kind undertaken soothed tb,
caller rs best liz could before asking fo
tie order. Finally the man was able Il
tell what the trouble was: Il have los
INV wife," be sobbed, and then with on,
supreme effort lie continued, land
would sooner have lost the best COW Of
T.
the place. !"
Al southern editoris author OF this in
,iornatou: Some Of you fellows wh
never lad million dollars, like "
editors, do NOT know, Of fcourse, Of jus
what the big pie consists. We will pu
syou Oh. When you have a million one
dollar bills, and pile them up fat on on
another, and want TO reach tile top, 20
have To climb up 27 feet. II you lai
Them down end 10 end, you would hay
TO walk nearly twelve miles. II you la
tile amount in silver dollars, tile pil
would be mile and half high, All
90 ons
Bow low sour head, do reverence t
the old Iaan oiire Ike ,ou. The yicis
sisadss oi iifs haSs silssred his halr an'
changed tlse round merry face to tlp
worn yisaRB bes9rs JON. Unce the near
beat With Separations, crushed by disap
pofntment - yours, perhaps, is destine'
% be. Unce that ivrnl slalked proudi
through gay SCENES q pleasure the bea
ideal 81 grsce; 70 The hand Of time tha
witlleFs lie Hgweks Of yesterday, has ben
ti.at aguse and destroyed tha. nobl
carriage. Once, u Jour ave, be possesse
ts,a ti,6ileand tlsehEllgs thar pass shFoug
raur brain, now wishing to aceelnp,is
daeas qnai 10 nook III fame ano
i,nasiaii,g iiie ! Pfsain, alsas sooner i
nwoke froas ii tAs better But tie hs
lived liz sasean HSaf thh'sRll tle tim
IL 81 aAs ii very Alear q haisd; his ey
never kisslses Il t.Hd deeds 81 daring an
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