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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
Had Had Some Experience.

Bishop Niles, Of New Hampshire,
had singular experience while at.
tending the recent Episcopal conven.
tion in Boston. The bishop who is q
very tall, heavy man, was seated on
one of the low settees in the public
garden, and when he started to get up
found he had great difficulty in re.
gaining his feet. While in the midst
OF his struggles . wee little tot OF .
girl came along and offered her assist.
ance. The bishop ceased trying to
rise, and, after surveying the little girl
critically, replied that she was too
small to help. The little girl persist.
ed that she could help, but the bishop
was just as sure that she could not.
"Well," said tho little girl finally,
"Pve helped grandpa lots of times
when he was lots drunker than you
are."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
WHOLE NUMBER 1888.

sharks, hotel sharks, and so on, 1
truly believe, should Gabriel swoop
down in Seattle with his famous
trumpet, that one Of those sharks
would take it away from him ere he
could blow it."
Talking about Eastern poets, not
one of the writer's have ever composed
a verse to equal the ideal poem "The
Beautiful Willamette" Sam Simpson
was a true poet, and where is another
poem that can equal this master
piece, let alone surpass it? Echo
answers where. The lines
Always hurried to be buried
In the bitter moon-mad sea-"
Will live among builders forever
as q monument to Oregon's famous
poet-Simpson.
The Rev. Henry Raemus, of Spo.
kane, who is gaining some free adver.
tising at the expense OF Spokane news
papers. used to follow tho blacksmith's
trade in Walla Walla, and could drink
enough "red eye" to float the Ne
braska. He was a fighter of no mean
ability, as old.timers in the "Garden
City" know. He was also a lover OF
the stage, and produced Damon and
Pythias" in number of towns dur
ing Territorial days, ere ever be thought
OF entering the ministry.
In the street car is where one ex.
poets to see the most advertisements
in the smallest space, but while in Se-
attle the other day, 1 noticed on the
front of a small. unpretentious build
ing on Pike street, the following signs ::
CAKE DEPOT. "Choice homemade
English plum.pudding." "Try our
famous piccalili, without any equal in
the market" Wedding and fancy
cakes made to order" delicious
home'canned fruits, designed for FAM
lily, sick, and hospital use." "Parties
supplied-No adulteration-No substi.
tuition" "All home cooking" "We
do not handle bakers goods" "All
our bread and pastry, are the product
of our own Kitchen" 1--WE employ
only female labor, and therefore can
invite your inspection of our grocery
and cake rooms" Delicatessen."
"Will you walk into the parlor and
Gee all the good things We have to eat" !"
Gail homemade" "Choice home
made mince-meat 25."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
OLYMPIA, WASHNGTON FRIDAY MORNING. MARCH 16 1906

casian blood. We would not only pro.
tect ourselves from the yellow peril"
but from the "brown peril" of the
Orient.
Let ours be an Anglo-Ssxon civiliza-
ton wrought successfully as the
worlds example.
Under such nom on-discriminating law
China and the Orient would have no
occasion for complaint and Americas
welfare and salty would be conserved.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
Oddities a@uiddities
"There are More Things in Heaven and Earth.
tioratio,
Than are Oreamt of In Your philosonhv I"

here are More Things In Heaven and Earth,
noratio.
Than are Dreamt Of in Your Philosophy"
A Buenos Ayres dispatch of the Sth
inst. states that q Portuguese meat
dealer. Jose Modiry, has been arrested,
charged with numbering men and wo-
men and selling their flesh as pork.
The police found the remains of IA
persons in bis shop. When people
learned that they bad been eating hu.
man flesh they wanted TO storm the
Jail.
For the first time an Indian is to
enter West Point as q cadet. A red
man is to become q soldier in order to
fight, if need be, side by side with the
white men whose fathers fought his
fathers and drove them back through
the wilderness into the far West. In
the designations for appointment as
cadets at large President Roosevelt has
named Paul Knapp, an Indian youth.
All the other principals and alternates
appointed are sons Of army officers.
4 4 4
Andrew Rockbuck, aged ten, of the
Lawrence school At Pittsburg, is to be
examined by physicians to determine
why he cannot stop running. The
boy has run the truant Office . high
pace. He is not . willful truant, but
when he leaves home in the morning,
when bis limbs become warmed up to
work, he is like steam engine with.
out throttle, be cannot stop unless
caught on the center by prostration.
Prof. Graham of the school says the
case is true inirmity and not at all
attributable to the usual cause for
truancy.
A four months hunt in the wilds Of
East Africa is planned by score OF
wealthy clubmen Of Chicago, st. Louis
and New York under the leadership OF
Col. J. M. Boshoff, q noted veteran OF
abe Boer war, and celebrated Transvasl
hunter. Lions, tigers. elephants. bip-
popotami, rhinoceri, crocodiles and
game Of like magnitude are to be
fought by the Americans along the
banks Of the Pingue river in Portu.
guese Fast Africa. A journey Of J..
200 miles will be necessary for the
hunters to reach the feeding ground
of this big game.
4 4 4
While it 10 said that in French and
German markets it is easy to get
sweet butter each morning, for break.
fast. in England and this country, it
is seldom possible to do 90, and cpl.
curean task will therefore welcome q
London novelty. which enables one to
make butter from the cream, in one
minute, and may be placed on the
dining table, as an accessory to the
cups and teapot, without looking out
of place. Given the requisite amount
OF cream, q temperature of sixty de.
grees, and tho machine will do the
| rest within sixtv aeconda
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
That Settled n.

A bishop and clergyman OF the
Episcopal church happened to occupy
adjoining houses and their little daugh.
ters were bosom friends. Ono day
they engaged in q child.like dispute
over the comparative merits of their
fathers. The daughter of the clergy.
man asserted that her papa was q
better speaker than the bishop. The
bishops daughter retorted that her
papa spoke to larger crowds. One
word led to another until the clergy
mans little girl exclaimed: "I don't
care, my papa has hen that lays an
egg every day."
"Huh, that's nothing" retorted her
companion, "my papa lays . corner.
stone nearly every week."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
The Perfect Woman.

"Who ever saw q perfect man?"
asked the revivalist. "There is no
such thing. Every man has his faults,
plenty Of them." The revivalist con.
tinued: "Who ever saw q perfect
woman" At this juncture . tall,
thin woman arose. "Do you mean to
say. madam" the evangelist asked,
"that you have seen q perfect wo-
man?" We'll, can't say that I've
seen her." the woman replied, "but l
have heard powerful lot about her;
she was my husbands first wife,"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
SALE OF COUNTY PROPERTY.

| SALE OF COUNTY PROPERTY.
A Chance for Bargains in Sale Of Realty by
County for Delinquent Taxes.
The following described real proper.
ty will be sold by the County Treas
urer at the front door OF the Court
House on Saturday, March II, 1906,
sale beginning at 9 O'Clock A. NJ:
OLYMPIA PROPERTY.
Application No. COZ
The equity of the county in and to
lots 5, 6 and Z, block 339; lots 5, 6,
Z and 8, block $40; all OF blocks 3l1,
BIG. 33S, BAL and 342 Qess right OF
way) Olympia tide lands; minimum
price, 1926.
Blocks 1888, 339, $40. 341 and 342
lie just south of the Fourth street
bridge between the waterway and the
P. T. e. s. R. R.; blocks 311 and BIG
lie north OF the N. P. R. R. west of
the waterway.
Application No. 639-
Lots l, 2 and 5 and 10 to % inclu-
sive in block 2 and ali of block 8 in
Doane's Subdivision of lot IL, Mott.
mans Subdivision of the Warbass
tract; minimum price, $3.50.
This tract lies almost directly east
OF Maple Park about one-fourth mile
outside the city limits.
Application No. GAO
Lots 5 and 6, block 9, Sebree's Ad.
dition to Olympia; minimum price,
500.
These lots lie just south of Leaven.
worth street and are each about so by
l20 feet.
Application No. CAL
All of block 26, as shown by the
plats of Hale's addition and Hale's
Subdivision OF c. H. Hale's Addition
to Olympia; minimum price, $50.
This block lies ono block east of the
bay north Of College Heights.
Lot l and 2 of lot and lots l and 2
OF lot 2, in block %, in Hale's Subdi-
vision of G. H. Hale's Addition; mini.
mum price, $24.
These lie two blocks east of block 26.
All of fractional block So in C. H.
Hale's Addition; minimum price, $50.
This block is located on the north
side Of Pine street and contains five
lots each 60x120 feet, and also Q strip
Of land containing about one. third Of
an acre.
Application No. 642-
All of block "a OF Olympia Land
Co.'s Park Addition; minimum price,
$3.50.
This block is located in the eastern
part OF the addition, and contains II
lots each 5Oxl00 feet.
Application No. 645-
Lot l, Galliher's addition to Olym.
pia; minimum price. $40.
Located between Parker and Barnes
street.
OUTSIDE ADDITIONS.
Application No. 646-
Lots l to 6 of block 3, North Olym
pia; minimum price, $l2.
Lots l to 6 of block 10, North Olym.
pia; minimum price, $12.
Lots l 10 6 Of block 80, North Olym'
pia; minimum price, $l2.
Lots Z to IL OF block "a, North
Olympia; minimum price, $l2.
North Olympia lies just north Of the
city limits. on the east side. and the
lots and blocks here mentioned are
located on the west side OF the addition
near the bay.
The north half of block 1872, Olym.
pia Tide Lands; minimum price, $ll.
This block is on the west side, north
of the West Side mill.
ACREAGE PROPERTY.
Application No. GA
The hf Of the ne Or of the NV q
sec 8, twp 16, l g; minimum price
$50.
Located Just north OF Rainier.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

For removing oil paint from silk,
chloroform is recommended, as tur.
pentine is apt to take the color out,
besides running the fabric.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

oildtCItu
walls OF business and by neglect of symn-
toms which have been warning him a
year past. that his stomach was falling
In its duties"
The symptoms Of disordered stomach
are. among others, variable appetite. sOur
rlSings, heartburn, undue fullness after
eating. dull headache, dingy complexion,
dlScolored eye, fluctuations In physical
strength, nervousness, sleeplessneSs de-
pOndency. No person will have all these
symptoms at once.
health, begins with the first dose of Or.
Picrce'S Golden Medical Discovery, The
cure progresses until the functions of the
stomach are in healthy operation. Then
the nerves are quiet and strong, the ap-
petite healthful, the sleep restfu1, the eve
bright, the complexion clear.
oP!ease accept my thanks for the benefit
which my child received from your medi-
cine" writes Mrs W. A. Morgan. Of Silica.
year with liver complaint. Indigestion and
constipation. 1 gave him your 'Golden
Medical Discovery and Pleasant Pellets
and they did him great good. 1 gave him
several vials Of the Pellets: H" He seems s't1 to
be perfectly well now"
II you want a cure accept no substitute
for "Golden Medical Discovery"
sssss pii!s. f srss S1 pus up ',S 6y old i'Tsf pr
AeWeN0 X V. Pierce over 20 years ago
etable. concentrated and refined medicinal
principles. extracted from native American
roots and plants They speedily relieve and
fdTs rsr foul; nd tSrpid and nd dsrsnsed s.omachs
tressful ailments. One OF two . laxative,
three or four cathartic.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

EXPERIENCE and wisdom are the
two best fortune tellers.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

FAIR words and foul deeds deceive
wise men ae we'll as fools.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

cate showed that
death resulted
from typh old
fever. The doctor
himself said to q
riend: 1T h at
man was a suicide.
He had a splendid
constitution. I
could have pulled
him through IL his
stomach had been
sound. But he
ruined his stomach
by hasty meals,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

A rich man died the other day. He died
IN the very midsummer of life, and he left
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

BOYS OR GIRLS or attractive young ladies
~ahiedIif you have only a few spare hours. you
can employ them proftably ard earn pocket
money; II you want to give your entire time to
.he e WORK you can earn a nice living. The best Of
,,, rs, you don1t need any money to start. A com
Sleis outnt Tree. +. u. Drawer No. 999, Buffalo,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
Didn't Need /" Nerve Tonic"

A country doctor tells this story on
himself. After writing q prescription
for patient. the physician told him
that the druggist would probably
charge him sixty cents for filling it..
Then the patient asked the physician
to lend him the money. Thereupon
the physician carefully scratched out
q part of the prescription aud handed
it back with ten cents. remsrking:
You can get that filled for q dime.
What l scratched out was for your
nerve"
OAsToEIA.
Bear, tho AIha Kind You Have Always Bose1
'':;'''' q &tMAzz<79
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

WANTED: by Chicago wholesale and mail or
der house, assistant man ger oman or woman) for
this county and adjoining territory. Salary SO
and expenses paid weekly; expense money ad-
vanced. Work pleasant; position permanent.
No Investment or experience required. Write at
once for full particulars and enclose selfaddress
ed envelope. COOPER CO.,
1872 Lake st., Chicago, Ill
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16
DRIFTwOOD
Individual Opinion.)
The Coming Primer.
BY LUE r. VERNON.

.aa-aa--a-s--a-a-s.as-a-s-a-a-a.sS,:s
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1906-03-16

F. A. WILSON, &c. PERCIvAL,
General Manager. Secretary
-PHoNE MAIN 81
The Dickinson press., 1906-11-17
The Dime.

That neat and lovable little coin, the
dime, has had a most useful history.
As far as we are aware, it is unique
among the worlds coins, having no
nearer equivalent than the English six
pence, which is worth 2 cents more. 1t
is n of the handiest Of coins, being
about as small as a silver piece can
conveniently be. Being less in size and
weight than the nickel, which is worth
only half as much, it Is vastly more
convenient to keep and hoard, and that
is one reason why it is becoming ex-
traordinarily arc in spite Of the
fact that more dimes are now turned
out Of the mints than ever before in
the country's history. There is a rage
for 'dime banks" and some Of these
mechanical contrivances are SO pretty,
so ingenious and so alluring that they
force people to save dimes who have
no earthly occasion to do so.-New
York Mail. VIA
The Dickinson press., 1906-11-17
One Words Meanings.


English Is a most remarkable Ian
guage. It has some ~peculiarities Of an
extraordinarily rich vocabulary and
others of the poorest and most barren
tongue, separate words for minute dis
tinctions and single words that have
many meanings. Many examples of
both peculiarities can be found in the
Dialect Dictionary, an English publ
cation. Every farmers boy knows how
to use the words lamb, sheep, eve and
ram, but how many of them would be
able to define the words tag, tup-hog,
teaser, tup-seg, tup-yeld and six tooth,
each of which fixes the age or the sex
Of a sheep? For exaxlple, a tup-hog is
q young ram before the first shearing.
On the other hand, take the word
rack. As used by people in n part
Of England or another it may mean a
neck Of mutton, the bones Of a dead
horse, a blow, a sharp pain, a Kitchen
fireplace, part of a hand loom, a reach
in a river, a ford, a pathway, a rut, a
gap in a hedge, a flying cloud, to pour off
liquor, to stack. These are the unusual
meanings, and there are others more
common.-Youth's Companion.
The Dickinson press., 1906-11-17
Valley City Normal Notes.

Nov. s the Normal foot ball team
played the Fargo college boys on the
home ground, the score resulting o to o
in our favor.
Miss Mabel West, our librarian, is to
go to Fessenden to assist in the organi-
cation of a public library in that town.
Some of the literary s%ocities are de-
batting the following questions: "Rc.
solved, that the legal age for teachers
should be changed from eighteen to
twenty-one;" "Resolved that N. Dakota
shall continue to be a probition state;<
and others of a like nature, thus not
only giving the students the needed prac.
tice in debate, but keeping them in.
formed on current topics as we'll.
Last Saturday the first division of
seniors delivered their public rhetoricals
in the assembly room. 1t is the aim of
the Normal school to train its students
in public speaking. With this in view,
all juniors and seniors are requested to
prepare an article for public delivery.
The best of these are selected and the
fortunate students appear before the
assembled school.
Miss Frazer, critic teacher OF the
third and fourth grades in the model
school, was forced to resign because
of her fathers illness.
The Dickinson press., 1906-11-17

Two children Of Orman.o Brown have
diphtheria but both are reported 90
doing well. Dr.. s. FisherSis the attend.
ing physician. Dr.. G. "a. Perkins, as
health officer, has given definite %instruc-
lions as to what must be done to keep
the milk and cream from infection and
Mr.. Brown is using every precaution, so
patrons need have no fear.
At the close of another week Fath.r
T. L. Rabsteinek will have married
about 40 couples this fall. 1t is the GUS
tom among the Germans to marry in the
fall or before the first of December
which marks the beginning Of the ad-
vent season. Martin Kupper and Miss
Perpetual Krank are to be married on
the 21st. The marriage of Valentine
Ellis and Miss Geiser was celebrated
Tuesday evening at the Joseph Geis,r
residence in South Dickinson.
Saturday night, from 9 o'clock until
morning, there was no telephone service
in the city. This was necessitated BY
the moving of the switch board into the
new Offices just erected by Hughes &
Deiters. The telephone exchange room
is in the northwest corner of the cleo
trio light plant building. facing on Vii.
lard street, and the office and counting
room of the company is in the northeast
corner. A special long distance booth
has been placed conveniently between
the office and telephone rooms, all being
cut off from the machinery part. The
telephone girls are 40 longer bothered
by noise and the passing Of people from
the office to the engine and store rooms
in the rear.
The Dickinson press., 1906-11-17
The Great Lake Cities.

Chicago, Cleveland, Buffalo, Detroit
and Milwaukee, with Duluth and Su-
perior thrown in at the head Of the
greatest lake and many thriving ports
on Lake Erie added, are a unique e G
ton of the urban life Of America.
Their rate Of growth is the highest
maintained in any group Of cities.
Their death rate is phenomenally low.
Their proportion Of home owners is
extraordinary. Their totals and gains
In savings bank deposits r almost
unparalleled. They are handsome cities
as a group, full Of enterprise and activ-
III, fairly eloquent with the spirit Of
prosperity and progress. - Cleveland
Leader. (.
The Dickinson press., 1906-11-17
Saturday, Nov. IL, 1906.
LOCAL NEWS.

Smoke Henry Gray. None better
1-27-tf
Fred Turner has placed an order for
a new Cary safe.
New and artistic furniture arriving
daily at Frankenberg's. 4-I-tt
Mr.. and Mrs. J. S. Carter were in from
Saltwater this week.
Sheeting, blankets and quilts in all
grades and prices at The New Store.
I o 2o-tf
Born, in this city, November q, a son
to Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Schneider.
Finest thing in tho world for melting
~hens-ground bone. Ask for sample OF
Charles Peeler. 1920 IT
Senator l.. A. Simpson left on
Wednesday for Seattle to be absent for
a week.
Address all packages of watch and
jewelry repairs to H. M. Roberts.
Jeweler, Dickinson. I1-3-tf
Treasurer and Mrs. J. S. Snyder were
down from Medora the first of the
week.
We carry the largest stock of blank
books in the city. Everything from a
&C memo. to a 500 page ledger. Nc
Donald & Pomroy. 3-31-tf
Miss Grace Paulger late Of Ohio, is
keeping books at Roquette Bros store.
Miss. Josephine Vinopal is a new sales.
lady at this store.
Art squares are ingram carpets woven
in one piece. We are showing new
patterns in the Richardson quality. G,
B. ~Frankenberg. 5-26-tf
DR.. N. L. Gartley, who had been
under doctors care for a week on &C.
count of an affected eye, left Wednes-
day for Fargo to consult a specialist.
We have just received our new line OF
boys shoes in patents and calf, prices
from sI.5o to $500. L. ]. Dickinson &
Son. 1o-6-ti
L. B. Hoagland, lately Of the Citizen
Of Medina, was in the city this week,
looking over the field with the view oil
starting a newspaper.
Ground bones will make your hens
lay and Charles Peeler, the South Side
market man, can fill your orders. 1o-2o-t